(EAW intro plays.)
(As always a recap from last week’s Voltage begins to play. Lisa Wren makes a statement from her prison in Saudi Arabia and vows to make sure nobody messes with her again once she’s free. After this Sierra Bradford defeats Mary S. Atlas with Constance Blevins watching, and after the match Constance holds up her Specialists Championship. After this the recap shows Mary S. Atlas brushing off Sierra’s kindness backstage before IDOL-GUN would try to pick on her. Holly Arrow would stand up to IDOL-GUN, before the recap cuts to Alexis Chambers capturing the victory against Shane Gates. After this a match would be set up for Shock Value between Alexis and A. Catalina Flowers for a unique opportunity by Captain Charisma, and then Harper Lee would defeat Holly Arrow. Holly would attempt to give Harper a handshake but Harper would brush it off, before being attacked by Darcy May Morgan who agrees to face Harper for the Universal Women’s Championship at Shock Value. The recap shows Captain Charisma rewarding TLA with an opportunity at whatever he wants, and A. Catalina manages to defeat Azrael with the help of brass knuckles and her brothers. After this IDOL-GUN would antagonize Jon Kelton after bumping into him, but Jon Kelton would eventually brush them off. Darcy May Morgan and TLA’s match would end in a no contest thanks to Harper Lee, who’d attack Darcy before calling herself the next Universal Women’s Champion.)
(Next on the recap, SOSA Henderson would announce that he’ll be using his rematch clause against Terry Chambers at Shock Value, and Shane Gates promises to bring Candice Blair’s head to Lizzie the doll. Myles then manages to defeat SOSA Henderson via roll up, and SOSA would attack Myles with a superkick before being taken out by New Eden. TLA would come to the save, before announcing that he’ll be using his opportunity to face Myles for the National Elite Championship. Next, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Holly Arrow come to an agreement to face IDOL-GUN for the Unified Tag Team Championships, and Candice Blair manages to defeat Kensingten to finally free Lisa Wren thanks to Bronson Daniels. Next, the recap shows Miku Sakai getting into an altercation with Consuela Rose Ava, grabbing her and shoving her before walking away. After this Drake King manages to defeat Miku Sakai, and backstage Terry Chambers tells Consuela Rose Ava not to let IDOL-GUN get away with what they did earlier. After this Ms. Extreme accepts Rex McAllister’s Shock Value open challenge, before defeating Jon Kelton. Finally, Drake King blesses Minerva backstage, and Minerva comes super close to defeating Terry Chambers for the EAW Championship, but Raven Roberts causes a disqualification by attacking Minerva, as well as the rest of New Eden.)
(‘33rd Blakk Glass’ by Sosmula and ZillaKami plays, cueing the music for Sunday Night Voltage before panning to the World 1 Theatre in East Rutherford, New Jersey. It pans to the virtual crowd as always before transitioning to the broadcast booth where James Peters, Rich Russillo and Persephone Tsitsipas are seated.)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Voltage! Shock Value is approaching us and tonight we have yet another great show coming up! I’m James Peters, and as always with me is Rich Russillo and Persephone!
Rich Russillo: LISA WREN IS FREE :blessed:!!!! Well.. Hopefully.
Persephone: BOOOOO!! She should stay locked up, and so should everyone else NOT named Rex McAllister! Rex is the only one we need around here.
James Peters: Well… Who would he face?
James Peters: Okay… Anyways last week’s main event ended in controversy, and I for one can’t wait to see what comes next!
Rich Russillo: Don’t forget, New Eden attacked both Raven Roberts and Harlow Reichert on Showdown! Clearly things aren’t over between them.
(Voltage cuts to the entrance stage, and ‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ by Shiro SAGISU hits to a crowd full of nothing but boos. The three members of New Eden begin walking out towards the ring. None of them look happy and they all have microphones in their hands, but it’s pretty clear what their problem is following last week’s main event, where Minerva came extremely close to winning the EAW Championship just for Raven Roberts to interfere and get the match called off. As the three enter the ring Minerva begins to speak, not waiting for the booing to quiet down.)
Minerva: Raven, you are fucking dead.
(After those words alone the booing gets louder than before. Minerva’s clearly pissed though, and continues speaking regardless of the booing.)
Minerva: That EAW Championship was MINE! I have been waiting years for that moment. I wasn’t content being the Universal Women’s Champion. I WANTED THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, AND LAST WEEK IT WAS MINE! Everyone watching Voltage last week watched as I pinned Terry Chambers’ shoulders to the mat, and guess what happened. I reached the count of one, and Terry’s shoulders did not leave the mat. I reached the count of two, and his shoulders did not leave the mat. I reached the count of three, and his shoulders did not move. He didn’t suddenly regain consciousness and shoot his shoulders off the mat to stop me from taking his Championship. Terry Chambers admit it himself. Terry knows that he couldn’t defeat me and that I’m the uncrowned World Heavyweight Champion! Terry knows that he was never going to kick out and that the EAW Championship was going to change hands! I should be Champion right now, but I’m not. Instead, he was SAVED by the woman I defeated OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Just as the referee hit the count of three I was assaulted by Raven Roberts with the help of her kendo stick. It’s because of Raven Roberts that I’m not standing here with the EAW Championship around my waist or on my shoulder. Raven Roberts stole that moment from me, and what New Eden did to her on Showdown was only the beginning.
(The booing continues, and neither Drake nor Myles are having it, just shaking their head at the crowd’s disrespect. Last week was Minerva’s chance to dethrone Terry Chambers and help New Eden move forward with their goal, and they both know that Minerva’s moment was stolen from her.)
Minerva: On Showdown Raven Roberts merely got a taste of what’s to come when the three of us attacked her, because we won’t stop there. I can’t stop there after what she did. The EAW Championship was this close to joining New Eden, and you ruined that for us, Raven. You ruined our opportunity to move forward all because you couldn’t accept failure. Now, I’m going to finish what I started. I already ended your Universal Women’s Championship reign, I already exposed your secrets to Rex McAllister, I already defeated you AT THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR.. But it turns out that was not enough. None of that was enough to stop you from coming back, so this time I’m going to make sure you CAN’T come back. I’m going to end you once and for all Raven, and I hope you remember that you asked for this. You stopped me from becoming EAW Champion. You stood in New Eden’s way and we’re going to make you pay dearly for it-
???: You seem so upset, Minnie.
(The virtual crowd cheers as Raven Roberts walks out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. She has a grin on her face, despite a few visible bruises.)
Raven Roberts: Why ever could that be? Didn’t last night make you feel all better?
(Raven brushes some hair behind her ear, specifically outlining a bruise around her cheekbone for the camera.)
Minerva: You dare walk-
Raven Roberts: Oh you can put that microphone right the fuck back down, honey bunches. That was not an actual invitation for you to speak. Did you think I wasn’t around when you were pulling your stunt last week? Voltage and Showdown are a day apart in the same damn building and my husband is on this brand. I’m here more often than you realize. (With a quick glance to the camera and blowing a kiss) Happy anniversary by the way babe! Love you! (Turning back to New Eden) And do not stand there and give me any “I am the rightful EAW Champion” monologue because how goddamn mental do you have to be in order to pretend you are owed anything for a match you hit Terry in the balls to win anyway? So what did I actually cost you? I screwed you out of screwing someone else over? Fuck you. You should have known this was coming for a long time, Minerva. Ever since I returned to EAW. Rex warned you before. I was always going to come for you.
(Raven begins to slowly walk down the ramp as she speaks, her eyes like lasers on the three in the ring as her face grows more serious. But every word she speaks comes with a calm, cold tone.)
Raven Roberts: Things between us did not begin or end with a match at Pain for Pride. Unprovoked, you violated the sanctity of my home, tried to tear apart my family, and paraded around perhaps the worst moment of my entire life all because you didn’t like the idea that someone could actually find happiness in this fucked up world. So how does it feel? Now that we have to watch you in this constant contest of who’s the more brooding edge lord between you and Myles that you call a romance, how does it feel to actually have something genuine to lose in this world? To have someone you care about? And to be torn down right in front of them? Because you love to brag about breaking me, Minnie. But that’s not true, is it? No. All you did was put on public display what I was going through behind the curtains for everyone to see. I was already broken. You just made it public. But what you did do… was violate everything I have worked for and fought for throughout my entire fucking existence all so you could feel superior… and I will never forgive you for what you tried to do… not until I watch what light remains fade from your eyes. I needed my time. I had to deal with what I had going on and the changes happening in my life. I had to deal with my own emotions and scars that were leaving me twisted and fucked more ways than I realized. And you, Minerva, you should be very afraid. Because unlike you right now… I’m not erratic. I’m not angry. I’m not fucked in the head. I’m direct. I’m powerful. I’m calm. I’m targeted. I don’t feel lost anymore. I don’t feel adrift in my own mind trying to find a way through the dark ocean that was around me. No. I know once again exactly who and what I am. And now, for what you did all those months ago… it’s time to pay.
(Raven pauses at the bottom of the ramp, a coy smile returns to her face as she folds one arm over the other and speaks again.)
Raven Roberts: Oh! And… just in case you were wondering… I’m not the only one you’ve made an enemy of.
(All three members of New Eden look a bit confused as they look at Raven.)
James Peters: HARLOW REICHERT!!!! HARLOW REICHERT JUST TOOK OUT MINERVA FROM BEHIND, AND NOW SHE’S GOING RIGHT AFTER MYLES!! HARLOW REICHERT IS GOING AFTER MYLES AND NOW DRAKE KING IS TRYING TO COME HELP HIM, BUT RAVEN ROBERTS QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING TO HELP HARLOW!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN PULLS DRAKE OFF OF HARLOW AND BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT HIM, AND THAT ALLOWS HARLOW AND MYLES TO CONTINUE FIGHTING! Minerva is getting back up to her feet, and now she tries to go after Harlow Reichert, but Raven quickly kicks Drake in the midsection before going after Minerva!
Persephone: This would be like… Waaaayy more interesting if Rex McAllister was involved.
James Peters: RAVEN AND MINERVA SEND EACH OTHER OUT OF THE RING!! RAVEN AND MINERVA WENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND THEY’RE STILL BRAWLING! Drake goes after Harlow once again, BUT HARLOW HITS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM! NOW DRAKE HITS ONE IN RETURN! NOW HARLOW! DRAKE AND HARLOW GOING BACK AND FORTH- JUST FOR MYLES TO GET INVOLVED AND KICK HARLOW IN THE MIDSECTION!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN GRABS MINERVA, AND SHE RAMS MINERVA INTO THE BARRICADE!! MINERVA TRYING TO PUNCH ON RAVEN’S BACK, BUT RAVEN CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST MINERVA! RAVEN NOW, SENDING MINERVA INTO THE RINGPOST, AND NOW RAVEN MANAGES TO GRAB MYLES BEFORE PULLING HIM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE-
James Peters: JUST FOR MYLES TO DELIVER A HUGE JUMPING KNEE! Raven stumbles back into the barricade, and now Myles and Raven are going at it as well as Drake and Harlow! New Eden going back and forth with Harlow Reichert and Raven Roberts!
Rich Russillo: Drake with a knee to Harlow’s midsection, but Harlow quickly responds with a huge punch to the face! Harlow was attacked by New Eden simply for trying to help Raven, and it’s clear that she didn’t take too kindly to that as she’s helping Raven once again! Minerva is getting back up to her feet as Raven and Myles continue going back and forth, but look at the ramp!
(Tons of security guards and officials begin flooding in to break up the fight, and behind all of them is the Voltage commissioner Captain Charisma, who has a microphone in his hand. The security guards hold all three members of New Eden as well as Harlow Reichert and Raven Roberts, separating the five Elitists from each other to prevent the brawl from continuing. Finally as things slowly begin to calm down, Captain Charisma begins to speak.)
Captain Charisma: I know what happened last week on Voltage and just yesterday on Showdown, and it’s clear Raven Roberts and Minerva still have unfinished business. Well. Raven, Minerva, I’m going to give you two the opportunity to finally settle things once and for all.
(Raven and Minerva remain silent.)
Captain Charisma: At Shock Value it will be Minerva versus Raven Roberts in the only match they could possibly end this all in!..
(The virtual crowd begin cheering as the two women look at each other.)
Captain Charisma: …BARBED WIRE MASSACRE VI, SHOCK VALUE EDITION!!!
(The crowd explodes, and all five Elitists remain silent, some of them still trying to free themselves from the officials.)
Captain Charisma: This won’t be any other Barbed Wire Massacre match. Shock Value is a free-per-view all about electricity-themed stipulations, and that’s going to continue with this special variation of the Barbed Wire Massacre match. Furthermore, next week on Voltage we will see… DRAKE KING AND MYLES VERSUS SHOWDOWN’S OWN HARLOW REICHERT AND RAVEN ROBERTS!! That’s all, now please get out of here. All of you.
(The cheering continues at the sound of next week’s Voltage match announcement, and the officials begin bringing the five Elitists up the ramp and backstage. They continue trying to free themselves in failing attempts, and finally Voltage fades away from ringside.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, featuring Minerva versus Raven Roberts in Barbed Wire Massacre VI: Shock Value Edition.)
(“The Day” by Porno Graffiti plays through the speakers as the virtual crowd gives a negative reception to the Unified Tag Team Champions, IDOL-GUN, Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai. The two women have huge grins on their faces as they’re embracing the reception of the virtual crowd.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…IDOL-GUN!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: The EAW Unified Tag Team Champions are coming down the ring to address everything that has been going on with them as of late. As of last week, it was announced that IDOL-GUN will be defending their championships against Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor at Shock Value.
Rich Russillo: Not only that, but we heard from Showdown that former Interwire Champion, Consuela Rose Ava threw out the challenge to Miku Sakai at Under Siege. There’s also talk from Jon Kelton about challenging Hikari Kanno.
Persephone: It seems like everyone wants a piece of IDOL-GUN — which only seems to excite them. I mean, did you realize that these two were on like every twenty minutes last week?
James Peters: These two were flexing about it all week, but it should be interesting on what these two go off about this time.
(IDOL-GUN is already in the ring with microphones in their hands. The crowd is continuing to shower them with a negative reception.)
Virtual Crowd: FUCK YOU, IDOL-GUN! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 FUCK YOU, IDOL-GUN! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 FUCK YOU, IDOL-GUN! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Miku Sakai: Omg, Hikari. Do you hear what these neckbeards are saying? “WE LOVE, IDOL-GUN!” :wow:
Hikari Kanno: I don’t think that’s what they—
Miku Sakai: What else would they be telling us? Who in the world would despise the two women who are carrying the Voltage brand on their fucking backs? We’re two of the best people on this brand, but when you look at the garbage that this brand consists of, it’s not much of a surprise that we’ve managed to surpass the competition around us. It’s not much of a surprise that we’ve managed to become Unified Tag Team Champions as fast as we have. Not only that, but we’re elevating these Tag Team Championships more than The Realm, Heavenly Hell or any of the Tag Team Champions before us. Those previous champions have nothing on us. They have nothing on the fucking queens of the tag team division, of Voltage and EAW. It’s glad that the producers have realized who the money makers of this company are. I mean, we were in 1/3 of the show last week. According to wrestling journalists Brian Meltzer, Tomi Satin and Robert Alvarez, whenever we popped up on the screen, viewership went up 7%.
Hikari Kanno: That seems to debunk every point that you neckbeards have had on us. You liked to create this narrative that IDOL-GUN isn’t as great as we hype ourselves to be. You went on about how we’re flashes in the pan and how we’re going to have our bubbles bursts. We’ve had Elitist after Elitist trying to tell us that they’re going to be the one to knock me and Miku down a peg or two, but we’re still fucking waiting, you cunts! What the hell is taking so fucking long? Instead of trying to knock us down on a peg, we’ve gotten more successful. We’ve gotten more confident. We’ve gotten that much better than a good chunk of this roster. Meanwhile, everyone that we’ve crossed paths with have been exposed for being the lowly talents that they always were. They just needed someone like me and Miku to show them that. I don’t know about you, Miku, but it makes me excited to step on the competition. I like stepping on the competition like the complete mongrels they are. I like talking down on them and for them to be like: “ugh, IDOL-GUN is so roode. What gives them the right to talk to me like that?!? 😭”
Miku Sakai: “You’re just rookies, so you lose the argument! 😭”
Hikari Kanno: One of the most annoying arguments that we’ve heard from people. It’s probably tied with the same cunts who have rambled on about one of us being the ‘weak link’ of IDOL-GUN. All of these mongrels are trying to find holes to poke with us, trying to tear this team apart just because they’re threatened by our presence. They are threatened by how good we are for ‘rookies’ or ‘newbies’ or whatever we’re categorized as. Honestly, it’s such a shame that IDOL-GUN is being labeled as that when these Unified Tag Team Champions should have wiped that stigma away. We’re better than your typical rookies. We’re better than most of the roster. We’re so good, that we’ve had people like Jon Kelton and Consuela Rose Ava trying to get a piece of IDOL-GUN.
Miku Sakai: Sigh, you had to remind me, but don’t get me started on Consuela. Nothing more than a disrespectful cunt, who should have been aware of who the fuck she bumped into! She bumped into Miku Sakai, the ‘Queen of the Simps.’ She was in the presence of royalty and instead of getting on her knees and kissing my feet, she stood there like a fucking dumbass, not knowing who the fuck I was? People claim that she’s the nicest of all the Avas, but she just proved during our little confrontation that she’s just like her three other sisters. Nothing more than shallow pieces of garbage who thinks that her shit doesn’t stink. I heard that she made a challenge to me? All over social media, we’ve had neckbeards being all like: “Miku versus Consuela at Under Siege?” “Will Miku accept the challenge?” But, that would be degrading myself. I don’t need to explain this to the simps because they can seem to understand that I only associate myself with people that are WORTH my competition. It’s you neckbeards that can’t seem to get it through your thick skulls about the greatness of Miku Sakai and how I don’t just compete against anyone. I will only face people that are worth my time. Consuela Rose Ava is not worth my time.
Miku Sakai: If you were to put Consuela up against me, she would have no chance. I’d wipe the floor with her. I can say that with the utmost confidence. I did a poll on Twitter this other day. “Would Miku Sakai wipe the floor with Consuela?” And the options were: “Yes” and “Of course” and “MIKU IS GOAT. OF COURSE, SHE WOULD.” The results were all mixed, but it was consistent. I’d wipe the floor with Consuela. She would have no chance of defeating me, but she seems to have this fire and there is a part of me that wants to just knock her down and show her that she has nothing on me. Just hearing what Consuela has to say and looking at the poll results, it makes me confident. If anything, I will more than gladly lower myself to compete against someone who’s glass ceiling is nothing more than a second-rate championship.
Hikari Kanno: It’s amusing, Miku. It’s amusing that Jon Kelton is “thinking” about challenging me to a match. That’s cute; he’s “thinking” about it. When going up against someone like myself, someone who has created as much buzz and stood toe-to-toe with some of the ‘best’ that Voltage has to offer. For someone that considers himself to be a huge deal and what not, stepping into the ring with Hikari Kanno would be excellent for someone who wants to face better competition. I hear all this talk about how he can only get better by facing the top talent of this company and by facing me, he has a chance to prove that. I will give him an opportunity to show some balls for a change and do something.
Miku Sakai: Wow, you’re giving him a huge command, Hikari. He may need to check with that ugly bitch that hangs around him now. Probably has him whipped.
Hikari Kanno: It’s fucking sad that Kensingten and Holly show more balls than Jon Kelton. Speaking about them, I almost forgot that we’re supposed to face them for the Unified Tag Team Championships at Shock Value. It’s really pathetic because is this the best that Captain Charisma can do? I get that they’re ‘owed’ a match against us, but what have those two done to deserve a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships? IDOL-GUN deserves better than some randomized team for opponents, but we’ll get what we can receive. We’ll make lemons out of lemonade. We’ll make the most out of lowly competition. Especially, if they’re pathetic as Kensingten and Holly —
(“Misery Business” by Paramore blasts through the speakers as the virtual crowd pops as Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor walk out. By the looks on their faces, they’ve had enough with IDOL-GUN.)
Holly Arrow: I don’t know about everyone, but I was getting pretty damn tired with hearing the two of you blab on and on and on…
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: It’s glad that we came out when we did, Miss Arrow. I could have sworn that I had a migraine coming in. *touches her temples* Oh my lord, the two of you like to hear yourselves talk, huh?
(IDOL-GUN are completely silent, so Kensingten Calhoun-Astor continues to talk.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’ve been dealing with my own personal issues, but I’ve kept tabs with the both of you ladies. I was still aware that we were owed a match against the two of you. You kept trying to brush off this encounter between the two of us, claiming that Miss Arrow and I weren’t worth your time, but it seems like you won’t be able to brush off this match at Shock Value. We may have not been your ideal first championship defense, but like I tell my little girl, Dixie Rose, “You’ll get what you get and won’t throw a fit” and that’s something that you should be told. You may not look at Miss Arrow and I like we’re legit threats to the Unified Tag Team Championships, but I feel like I should tell you this other thing that I’ve told Dixie Rose and it’s all about keeping an open mind. I’ve been trying to instill that same energy going into this match. I’ve looked at the two of you and felt like I needed to step into your shoes for a moment and see the struggle that you’ve been in. You come from Japan and into this new scenery in the United States. You’ve managed to rub a lot of people the wrong way and at first, I thought it was because you were new around these parts, you really didn’t know the customs that we had in the United States. When we crossed paths and you dare to parade around like you owned the place, it made me realize that you’re nothing more than…well, I’m not sure how to put this in a way that’s not filthy.
Holly Arrow: You’re nothing more than bitches that need to be put in their place.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: What she said.
Holly Arrow: I get that the question is: “Will Holly and Kensi co-exist and win the Unified Tag Team Championships?” And the answer to that is: “yes.” Over the past few weeks, I like to think that Kensingten and I have been talking and trying to get ourselves on the same page. We know how important it is for us to co-exist and make sure that we end your reign of terror sooner than you both would like. Not only that, but it’s truly pathetic how you try to create this narrative that Kensi and I aren’t on your level, IDOL-GUN? We’re not someone that you would consider as a legit threat? You haven’t stepped into the ring against the two of us and you got the nerve to think that we won’t deliver at Shock Value? Are you kidding? We’ve been waiting for the moment to get our hands on you two! We’ve been waiting for this match for over a month and to think that we aren’t going to make the most of it is insane, but it’s been proving that the two of you aren’t the brightest crayons in the box. You’ve been big leaguing us since the moment that you’ve won those titles and we’ve had enough with it.
Miku Sakai: Aww, Holly Wolly has had enuff? 😢Hikari, I think that we hurt her wittle feelings!
Hikari Kanno: That’s such a shame because I bet that everyone that we’ve crossed paths with has “had enough.” I know that Terry Chambers has had enough with being IDOL-GUN’s bitch, so get in the back of the line with the people who have had enough with us, but let me assure all of you that we’re not going anymore.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You may not be going anywhere, but we might as well knock you down a peg or two.
Hikari and Miku: :oh:
Hikari Kanno: If you want to knock us down a peg or two, won’t don’t you step into this ring and do that?
(Holly Arrow looks very tempted to go into the ring and get her hands on IDOL-GUN, but Kensingten Calhoun-Astor puts a shoulder on Holly’s shoulder.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’ve tried to tell Miss Arrow that you’d try to bait us, but I can see your game from a mile away, Miss Kanno.
Holly Arrow: Kensingten’s right; we’ll let our actions at Shock Value do the talking for us. Even though me and Kensingten have our differences and Kensingten has a lot of other things going on, we will make sure that we dethrone the two of you and knock you down a peg or two in the process.
(IDOL-GUN pie faces Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Holly Arrow who are standing on the ramp.)
Miku Sakai: Whatever. 🙄✋🏻
(“The Day” plays once again as the four women exchange looks and trash talking to each other.)
Rich Russillo: This was a heated exchange between these four women. A lot was talked about with IDOL-GUN who seem to be pulled in different directions. We’ll be seeing them in action later tonight going up against TLA and EAW Champion, Terry Chambers!
Persephone: At least this is over! We’re one step closer to Rex!
(Voltage fades to a commercial promoting every single Marvel movie featuring their biggest fan, Kassidy Heart.)
(Voltage returns from commercial break to show Bella Braxton standing in the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for… ON-
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: …
Bella Braxton & Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Sk8er Boi’ by Avril Lavigne hits the speakers as Sierra Bradford walks out through the curtains, wearing a jacket that has her logos stitched into it. She smiles and poses, before walking down the ramp.)
James Peters: One half of the former EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, Sierra Bradford has arrived, recently being traded to Voltage just before King of Elite, she’s embarked on a new journey, even if it wasn’t what she had wished for.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think anyone wishes for a match against Shane Gates.
James Peters: That’s not what I was talking about…
Rich Russillo: Regardless, this match is a dangerous one. It’s another woman vs. Shane Gates, where he’s planning to STEAL HER HAIR!
Persephone: Reminds me of your crush on me.
Rich Russillo: Come on now, I’d never do that. I’d never hurt you hunny bun! <3
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from San Francisco, California… weighing in at 141 pounds… ‘THE GIRL ON FIRE’ SIERRAAAAAAAA BRAAAAAAADFOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!
(Sierra Bradford climbs onto the apron and enters the ring, before running to the hardcam and doing her pose once more. She removes her jacket, before looking up at the ramp, as the lights begin to dim. ‘Overlord’ by Suicide Silence hits the speakers, as four red spotlights appear on the stage. A hooded figure walks through them, one by one disappearing, before he steps into the final spotlight. This time, his hood is down, revealing Shane Gates. The lights turn back on, and at the bottom of the ramp stands Lizzie The Doll, on the ring steps.)
Rich Russillo: THAT DOLL RIGHT THERE IS WHAT MADE ME BEGIN TO REALIZE SHANE IS INSANE! What grown man would take a doll home, what grown man would allow this doll to get burnt and deteriorated to that level, and what grown man SPEAKS TO THAT DOLL??? Exactly, a psychopath!
James Peters: I’m not denying the fact you’re skeptical about how Shane behaves around that doll, nor superstars, but is it really the worst this company has seen?
Rich Russillo: No, and that’s a bad thing. We should use Shane as an example, that we don’t want anymore of these maniacs.
James Peters: How many of the backstage employees agree with you?
Rich Russillo: …I don’t wanna talk about it.
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent… hailing from Huntington Beach, California. Weighing in at 213 pounds… THE NATURAL BORN KILLER… SHAAAAAAAAAANE GAAAAAAAATES!!!!
(Shane Gates kneels down, and begins to speak to Lizzie, before rolling into the ring, and removing his jacket. He completely keeps his focus on Sierra Bradford, as his theme fades out.)
Rich Russillo: Stop putting that doll on camera, damn.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And we are underway! Shane Gates and Sierra Bradford squaring off together, moving towards the center of the ring, and it doesn’t seem like Sierra is at all scared of Shane, despite what we all know he’s capable of :lupe:! Sierra looks up at Shane, who isn’t even looking back, BEFORE SWINGING SOME PUNCHES TOWARDS HIS HEAD- NO! SHANE COMPLETELY TANKS THEM ALL, BEFORE GRABBING SIERRA BY THE HAIR AND THROWING HER INTO THE CORNER, HEAD FIRST! SIERRA INSTANTLY BEGINS TO FALL BACK, HOWEVER SHANE CATCHES HER WITH AN ENZU LARIAT, CLUBBING HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Man it just seems like this dude is just beating up women every single week, and not giving a fuck about it. He doesn’t treat it like a wrestling match either, smh.
Persephone: White knight.
Rich Russillo: :whoa:
James Peters: Shane then grabs Sierra by the hair again, gripping what she tied back like it’s a rope, however this time it’s different to throwing her into the corner! Shane drags Sierra to the center of the ring… MY GOD! SHANE IS NOW SWINGING SIERRA AROUND IN CIRCLES! HE’S SPINNING AROUND, AND JUST ABOUT LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND TO SPIN HER!
Rich Russillo: WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?? I KNEW HE RIPPED PEOPLE’S HAIR OUT, BUT SWINGING THEM AROUND BY A LOCK OF THEIR HAIR IS JUST INSANE! I MEAN SERIOUSLY, THAT MUST BE JUST AS PAINFUL, IF NOT WORSE, THAN RIPPING THEIR HAIR OUT! SHANE LETS GO OF SIERRA, LETTING HER SLAM AGAINST THE MAT! BUT HOLD ON! SIERRA ISN’T STAYING DOWN, SHE’S STANDING BACK UP ON HER FEET, AND LOOKING TO APPROACH SHAN-
James Peters: She just… she fell over! She couldn’t balance on her feet properly, and fell over! Perhaps she was too dizzy?
Rich Russillo: Either way, are we just going to ignore the fact Shane spun someone around BY THEIR HAIR? That’s absolutely psychotic, how would you feel if I came and grabbed you by the hair and spun you around? Exactly!
Persephone: 1. You’re not strong enough, 2. I’d sue you.
James Peters: Shane capitalizes on Sierra dropping to the ground, by grabbing her head, and lifting her up to the ground… BEFORE CLOBBERING HER WITH A STANDING CLOTHESLINE! HOWEVER HE DOESN’T LET HER FALL! HE PUTS HIS HAND BEHIND HER HEAD, AND MAKES SURE SHE’S STILL STANDING! AND THEN HE HITS ANOTHER ONE-
Rich Russillo: SIERRA DUCKS THE LARIAT! SIERRA MANAGES TO GET BEHIND SHANE, BEFORE HITTING AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! SHANE STUMBLES FORWARD INTO THE ROPES, AND BOUNCES OFF, ONLY TO BE MET BY A DROPKICK TO THE BACK, MAKING HIM STUMBLE THROUGH THE ROPES! THAT LUNATIC ISN’T IN CONTROL NOW, LET’S GOOOOO! SIERRA BRADFORD NOTICES AN OPENING, AS SHANE LANDS ON HIS FEET OUTSIDE, DAZED, AS SIERRA BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES!
James Peters: SIERRA LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND HITS A SUICIDE DIVE ON SHAN- WAIT, NO! SHANE CATCHES HER BY THE WAIST, BEFORE HITTING A SPINEBUSTER INTO THE APRON!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND! IT FAILS, AND HE GETS HIT WITH A DDT ON THE APRON JUST LIKE LAST WEEK! SIERRA HAS BEEN STUDYING, SHE KNEW THE COUNTER WHEN SHE SAW IT! SHANE IS OUT COLD, SLUMPED OVER THE APRON, AS SIERRA SLIDES OFF! ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO IS GET HIM BACK IN THE RING, AND WE GOT ANOTHER L FOR THE ASYLUM PATIENT :blessed:!!! SIERRA HOOKS THE LEG AND LIFTS IT ONTO THE APRON, THEN PUSHES HIM FORWARD, ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING! SHE THEN STARTS TO CLIMB UP THE TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, STARING DOWN AT THE GROUNDED SHANE GATES, WITH AN INTENTION TO DIVE OFF THE TOP ROPE, MAYBE LOOKING TO HIT THAT 450 SPLASH! SIERRA STANDS UP ON THE TOP ROPE, AND PUTS HER ARMS ABOVE HER HEAD, AND FLIPS FORWARD-
Rich Russillo: SHANE GATES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! SIERRA LANDS ON HER FEET AND ROLLS FORWARD, BEFORE SPRINTING FORWARD- NO! SPINEBUSTER FROM SHANE GATES, KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF SIERRA! HE THEN ROLLS HER TO HER KNEES… SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD! ‘KILL SHOT’!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG! NO! NO!
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD POPS THE SHOULDER UP AND ESCAPES THE PINFALL! AFTER THAT HUGE SPINEBUSTER, AND BOOT BIGGER THAN HER HEAD CONNECTED WITH THE SIDE OF HER FACE, SHE STILL MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE PINFALL, AND CONTINUE WITH THE MATCH! AMAZING RESILIENCE ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE, AND SHANE DOESN’T APPEAR TO BE IMPRESSED! HE WANTS SIERRA DOWN AND OUT, AND HE WANTS TO IMPRESS LIZZIE AS HE COULDN’T LAST WEEK!
Rich Russillo: How do you impress an inanimate object!?? That’s not rhetorical, I know the answer, YOU CAN’T!
James Peters: We’ve seen week after week it’s not inanimate. You can’t be in denial forever, Rich.
Rich Russillo: :noah:
James Peters: Shane Gates grabs Sierra Bradford by her upper arm, and using all of his strength, he lifts her off the ground into the air, but before he can even capitalize Sierra clobbers him with a HUGE forearm to the head! He doesn’t fall down, though, barely turning his head, holding his eye! Sierra begins to stand up UNTIL SHE’S CLOBBERED WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE FROM SHANE GATES- NO! SHE DUCKS AGAIN! SIERRA ATTEMPTS A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE OF HER OWN, BUT SHANE GATES MANAGES TO DUCK HIMSELF!
Rich Russillo: GERMAN SUPLEX FROM SIERRA- NO! SHANE PLANTS HIS FEET ON THE MAT AND AVOIDS IT! SIERRA CONTINUES TO TRY AND LIFT, BUT IT’S NO USE! SHANE IS COUNTERING IT AT EVERY ATTEMPT! SIERRA IS JUST UNABLE TO LIFT SHANE OFF HIS FEET, SO SHE HAS A COMPROMISE! SHE HITS A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF HIS NECK, SENDING HIM STUMBLING FORWARD INTO THE ROPES! BUT HE CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE HE CAN REBOUND INTO HER ARMS! SIERRA BRADFORD WAS PLANNING ON IT THOUGH, RUNNING FORWARD, AND GRABBING ONTO HIS WAIST, BEFORE SOMEHOW HANDSPRINGING WHEN HE’S IN THIS POSITION!
James Peters: WHOA!!! SIERRA HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES, BEFORE USING THE FORCE OF THIS TO PULL HIM BACK DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!! ‘HURRICANE STREETS’ CONNECTS, AND THIS ONE MAY JUST BE OVER! SIERRA ISN’T ABLE TO BRIDGE, BUT SHE DOES MANAGE TO CRAWL INTO THE COVER!
James Peters: BUT SHANE GATES KICKS OUT OF THE COVER, STOPPING IT AT TWO!
Referee: (off-mic) Ay that’s my announcement! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: :oh:
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates doesn’t understand that all he’s doing is making this match longer. Like damn if all you want is hair just go buy a wig. Stop promoting yourself out to the world, and making all of these kids have to witness a psychopath in action! THINK ABOUT THE KIDS! #RoleModelRich!
Persephone: If anyone considers you a role model then there’s something wrong. If anything you’re a prime example of what not to be.
Rich Russillo: :kyrie:
James Peters: HOLD ON A SECOND! SIERRA BRADFORD ISN’T DONE! EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS A KICK OUT, SHE ISN’T GOING TO SIT THERE WITH A SHOCKED FACE! SHE QUICKLY RUSHES TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE FLYING OFF WITH A HUGE 450 SPLASH! IT CONNECTS THIS TIME! ANOTHER COVER!
Rich Russillo: WHAT!?!??! NOT AGAIN! ANOTHER KICK OUT AT ONE, HE DID THIS SAME THING LAST WEEK!!! WAIT, YES SIERRA! GO BACK UP TOP, AND GO FOR ANOTHER ONE! SIERRA BRADFORD CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES, STANDING UP ON THE VERY PEAK OF IT, AND LEAPS OFF-
James Peters: BUT SHE’S CAUGHT WITH A BIG BOOT FROM SHANE GATES IN MID-AIR! HER BODY FALLS TO THE FLOOR LIFELESS, HAS SHE BEEN KO’D?? WE’RE PROBABLY ABOUT TO FIND OUT, AS SHANE GATES GRABS HER BY THE HAIR, AND LIFTS HER TO HER FEET, PLACING HER HEAD UNDERNEATH HIS ARM, AND POSSIBLY HITTING A DDT??
Rich Russillo: NO, NOT AN ORDINARY DDT, THAT YOU WOULD SEE ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE ELSE! OF COURSE THIS PSYCHO HAS TO GO ONE EXTRA MILE! HE QUICKLY KNEELS DOWN, AND DRIVES SIERRA FACE FIRST INTO THE KNEECAP! A FACEBREAKER DDT, TAKING SIERRA BRADFORD OUT OF IT! OH, BUT OF COURSE, HE **DOESN’T** PIN AFTER THIS! NO NOT AT ALL, HE HAS A MONKEY BRAIN THAT SAYS “HURT MORE, NO WIN”! HE LIFTS HER UP INTO THE AIR, BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A POWERBOMB, DRIVING HER BACK FIRST INTO THE MAT! HOWEVER HE HANGS ON BY THE WAIST, NOT LETTING HER GO! HE DEADLIFTS HER UP FOR A SECOND OF THREE POWERBOMBS IN THE ‘ACES HIGH’ POWERBOMB COMBINATION-
James Peters: HOWEVER SIERRA BRADFORD SOMEHOW COUNTERS BY SLIPPING OUT, STRAIGHT INTO A GUILLOTINE CHOKE- ONLY FOR SHANE TO RUN FORWARD AND DRIVE HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! YET HE STILL HOLDS ON! HE THEN LIFTS HER UP FOR ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER- BUT SIERRA HOLDS ON HERSELF! THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE REMAINS IN TACT, SHE COULD BE FORCING SHANE GATES TO SUBMIT HERE! MAYBE EVEN PASS OUT, THAT’S IF HE ISN’T ABLE TO ESCAPE THIS SUBMISSION HOLD! BUT HE’S TRYING, AS HE WALKS TOWARDS THE ROPES, PERHAPS LOOKING FOR A ROPE BREAK-
Rich Russillo: STUN GUN! SHANE DROPS SIERRA, TORSO FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE, SHOWING HE WAS IN CONTROL ALL ALONG! THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE WASN’T GOING TO PUT OUT AN INSANE MAN LIKE THAT! NOW SIERRA BRADFORD IS SLUMPED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND SHANE GATES IS IN CONTROL. I’D LOVE TO SLANDER HIM, BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF A MATCH, AND IT’S NEVER A GOOD THING, SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUR HEALTH! THIS ISN’T SLANDER, IT’S A WARNING FOR WHOEVER DECIDES TO PUT THIS MAN ON THE CARD!
James Peters: SHANE GATES GRABS SIERRA BRADFORD BY THE HAIR, AND BEGINS TO LIFT HER UP IN FRONT OF THE TOP ROPE, READY TO HIT WHATEVER MOVES HE HAS PLANNED ON HER! HE PROPS HER UP, TYING HER ARMS UP SO SHE CAN’T ESCAPE, AND GRABS A LOCK OF HER HAIR… NO! HE LOOKS TOWARDS LIZZIE, HE’S GONNA DO IT AGAIN ISN’T HE? SHANE GATES LOOKS BACK TOWARDS SIERRA BRADFORD, BEFORE TIGHTENING HIS GRIP ON HER HAIR, THERE’S NO WAY SHE’LL BE ABLE TO FIGHT IT OFF, HIS FINGERS ARE PRETTY MUCH CLAMPED TO THE TOP OF HER HEAD! SHANE GATES RIPS THE HAIR OU-
(Suddenly, the camera begins to shake, and white noise gets louder in the background. Shane Gates turns his head to Lizzie.)
Shane Gates: (off-mic) You want… You want the tooth?
(The white noise gets louder, then quickly fades to silence.)
James Peters: What… what on earth was that??? We’ve seen backstage that’s how Lizzie communicates and now… SHE WANTS THE TOOTH?? OH NO, SHANE GATES’ TARGET HAS CHANGED! SHE DOESN’T WANT A STRAND OF SIERRA BRADFORD’S HAIR! SHE WANTS ONE OF HER TEETH, SOMETHING THAT WON’T EVER COME BACK, NO MATTER WHAT! HAIR IS TEMPORARY, THIS IS PERMANENT!
Rich Russillo: I TOLD YOU, SHANE IS A MANIAC! AND NOW, AFTER NOBODY LISTENING-
Persephone: Everyone listened, no one cared.
Rich Russillo: AFTER NOBODY CARING, SHANE IS GOING TO STEAL ANOTHER PERSON’S TOOTH! SHANE LETS GO OF SIERRA’S HAIR, AND REACHES TOWARDS HER MOUTH, WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS MAN GONNA DO, JUST RIP IT STRAIGHT OUT?? IT SEEMS LIKE IT! HE GRABS A TOOTH AT THE FRONT OF HER MOUTH, AND NOW STARTS TO PULL FORWARD, TRYING TO RIP IT CLEAN OUT OF HER MOUTH, WHICH WILL BE MORE PAINFUL THAN A STRAND OF HAIR-
James Peters: OH WAIT! BUT SIERRA COUNTERS! SHE DROPS TO HER KNEES, AND SLIPS HER ARMS OUT OF THE ROPES, LETTING SHANE GATES’ HEAD DROP STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WAIT NOT THE HEAD, THE THROAT! HE’S PROBABLY STRUGGLING TO BREATHE RIGHT NOW! OH GOD, I GUESS IT’S WHAT HE DESERVED! HE TRIED TO CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO SIERRA BRADFORD, AND NOW IT COST HIM! SIERRA GETS BACK TO HER FEET, AND TAKES ONE GLANCE AT SHANE, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES… ‘ELECTRIC FEEL’ SHINING WIZARD TO SHANE GATES!!! THIS ONE IS OVER! SIERRA BRADFORD HOOKS THE LEG!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… ‘WONDERGIRL’ SIERRAAAAAAAA BRAAAAAAADFOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!
(‘Sk8er Boi’ by Avril Lavigne hits the speakers as Sierra Bradford rolls away from the cover, holding onto the tooth Shane had ALMOST ripped out of her mouth. The referee offers her a hand, to lift her up, before raising her arm.)
James Peters: Sierra wins! Almost losing a strand of hair AND a tooth, in the most painless ways imaginable, all because Shane Gates wanted to give Lizzie The Doll a trophy. He promised her he’d get one this week… and he failed again!
Rich Russillo: This is the start of a new era for EAW! No longer will these psychopaths get what they want, the elitists are smarter than that now!
Persephone: If only you would get smarter.
Rich Russillo: I’ll have you know I was the FIRST person to call Shane out on his sadistic ideas, love. Not even Rexy did it. I told you, I’m always right… now about that dat-
Persephone: Just cut to commercial.
(As Sierra Bradford celebrates on the top rope, the camera cuts to Shane Gates on the outside, absolutely livid, as well as Lizzie. Voltage then fades to commercial.)
(Voltage cuts to the backstage area. A victorious Sierra Bradford is seen heading towards the lockerroom area. It was a hard-fought match with Shane Gates, and thankfully there was no fuckery. After what happened on Dynasty with Charlie Marr and Veena Adams, Sierra had found herself a bit jaded. She wanted to get herself back on track and build momentum as she headed into her Specialists Championship match with Constance Blevins at Shock Value. Sierra knew that it was time to show the EAW Universe that she could stand on her own two feet just fine, and she was determined to continue working hard, and more importantly, she wanted to earn the respect of her peers. Sierra was about to head into the women’s lockerroom when she heard someone call her name.)
???: Hey, Sierra!
(Sierra turned in the direction of the voice, and she saw one of EAW’s referees heading towards her. Jayson Maximoff was relatively new to being an EAW official, but he had been in wrestling for a few years. Once upon a time, Jayson had been a standout at the EAW Performance Center, but an unfortunate injury had cut his time in the ring short. Not wanting to leave the sport he had loved since his childhood, Jayson had trained to be a referee and for the last few weeks, he had been working on the main roster. A couple of weeks ago, Jayson and Sierra had struck up a conversation about his surname, and as it turns out, both of them were huge fans of WandaVision. A smile crossed Sierra’s face as Jayson approached her.)
Sierra Bradford: Hey! Dude, did you see the WandaVision finale?
Jayson Maximoff: Yes! That’s what I wanted to talk to you about. I have mixed feelings about it.
Sierra Bradford: Really? I kinda thought it was perfect. I know a lot of fans are going back and forth over it on social media, but all it did was make me want to rewatch every single Marvel movie again.
Jayson Maximoff: Lowkey, same here, although I think I’ll skip ‘The Incredible Hulk’ this time. It did nothing for me, and it fucks with my OCD to go from Edward Norton to Mark Ruffalo.
Sierra Bradford: That doesn’t really bother me because The Hulk is The Hulk, if that makes sense. But I do agree it’s a movie you can skip because it doesn’t really add anything to the story or even give you the origin of how Bruce Banner became The Hulk.
Jayson Maximoff: But you know it’s because he was exposed to gamma rays, right?
(Sierra can’t help but look at Jayson like he is insulting her.)
Sierra Bradford: I mean, duh. Everyone knows that.
(Jayson grinned in response, and when Sierra smiled back, he felt his heart skip a beat. She was truly beautiful and the type of woman he could see himself getting to know and having fun with. Sierra held Jayson’s gaze for a bit, before she turned away and looked down at her boots.)
Jayson Maximoff: I guess real fans of Marvel really do know that, don’t they?
Sierra Bradford: They do.
(Jayson started to say something else, but he stopped himself. Sierra noticed this and gave him a curious look.)
Sierra Bradford: What? You look like you have something else you want to say…
Jayson Maximoff: Well, I definitely think you’re the most down to Earth, humble chick on the roster, and even though you’ve had a recent run of back luck, you’re keeping your head held high and I fuck with that. I got mad respect for you as a wrestler, and I think you’re cool too and I would like to get to know you a little better. We could always get dinner after this, Sierra. If you aren’t busy or anything.
(That caught Sierra completely off guard. She was not expecting to have Jayson Maximoff ask her out, or anything like that. In fact, Sierra never would have guessed in a million years that he even looked at her like. The two had only had a few random conversations backstage, since a lot of times she went to Dynasty, as well as Voltage, and he worked all three shows.)
Sierra Bradford: Do you mean like a date?
(Jayson and Sierra are both interrupted by Drake King, who puts an arm around Sierra’s shoulders.)
Drake King: What is going on here?
(Jayson can’t help but roll his eyes, but it is Sierra who decided to speak up.)
Sierra Bradford: Jayson and I were just talking about Marvel.
Drake King: Oh. Those unnecessarily violent superhero movies that you like.
Sierra Bradford: Yes, Drake. Those movies.
Jayson Maximoff: Not a fan?
Drake King: Perhaps in another lifetime, I might have been, but at the present moment, I don’t see the point in mindless entertainment that promotes violence and the killing of other people, no matter how bad they are. Everyone is able to be redeemed and saved, so to speak.
Jayson Maximoff: But Sierra likes the films and the comics in general.
Drake King: And that’s her prerogative. That does not mean I have to approve of it.
(Jayson narrowed his eyes at Drake.)
Jayson Maximoff: What else don’t you approve of when it comes to Sierra?
(The edge in Jayson’s voice struck Drake as odd and he looked at Sierra.)
Drake King: I don’t think I like this man, Sierra.
(Sierra suppressed a sigh.)
Sierra Bradford: Drake and I definitely have our differences, and trust me, there are things about him I don’t approve of either. But we also have a lot of things in common, so don’t worry about that, Jayson.
(Drake took Sierra’s hand and held it up, making sure that Jayson saw her purity ring.)
Drake King: Sierra and I are deeply committed to one another and having a proper relationship. Far too many bonds are formed because of superficial and selfish needs.
Jayson Maximoff: Like New Eden?
Drake King: Excuse me?
(On that note, Sierra tugged Drake’s hand. The last thing she wanted was for this awkward conversation to turn physical, and she smiled up at her boyfriend.)
Sierra Bradford: Time to go, Drakey. You have a match to get ready for anyway!
(Drake glared at Jayson, but he did allow Sierra to lead him away from the scene. Jayson watched them go, and shook his head, clearly annoyed with how things turned out.)
(Commercial for Little Blue Riding Hood, featuring Serena Bennett.)
(The scene opens up with a shot of a mirror, with the camera behind long, blonde hair. In the mirror, they would be applying makeup around their eyes, as the camera pans beside them, revealing Candice Blair sat down on a chair. She would continue to relax, applying makeup, with her eyes closed, as slight movement is shown next to a propped up steel chair, from behind. A small, plastic, burnt arm wrapped in a witch-themed outfit, full of wear and tear, reaches up onto the chair, before the camera cuts to the other side of Candice, just her facial reactions. At first she seems fine, until her eyebrows lower, and she squints. Leaning in closer to the mirror, Candice Blair seems confused as to what’s going on. The camera pans back to facing the mirror, and on the chair stands Lizzie The Doll, staring at Candice Blair, somehow getting into the locked-locker room. Candice Blair turns to face the doll, and as she saw, it was there, clear as day. Candice Blair slowly stands up off her chair, and begins to approach Lizzie, who doesn’t move in the slightest, not even moving her eyes. Candice pokes the side of her head, before slightly gagging at the feel of it.)
Candice Blair: Ewwwwwwwww how did this weird little doll get in here?!
(Candice sighs, before grabbing Lizzie by the top of her head, by a strand of her hair, and lifts her off the chair, pinching the strand in between her thumb and her pointer finger, she holds it like it’s a stained, infected cloth, or a diseased rodent, something disgusting, and something that would infect her or worse if it was touched properly for even a short amount of time. Candice carries it over to a trash can, before opening her fingers, sending the doll flying straight into it with a loud thud.)
Candice Blair: 🤢 🤢 🤢 That thing is disgusting. I am NOT touching that again.
(Candice shivers out of disgust, probably due to thinking about all of the diseases that thing carries, and to be fair, it was found in a graveyard. Candice Blair walks back to her chair and sits down, with another sigh. With a shake of her head, Candice blinks before looking back into the mirror. She puts a smile on her face, before suddenly, the camera begins to shake, as white noise gets louder and louder. The only difference to usual is… Candice can hear it. She covers her ears, and places her head down, before the white noise stops to dead silence. Candice lifts her head up and begins to look around.)
Candice Blair: What the h-
(Candice turns her head to see… nothing. Absolutely nothing. Her room is empty. Candice begins to rub her forehead in confusion, along with another sigh, deeper than before. Candice stands up, before taking out her phone and unlocking it.)
Candice Blair: I need to take my mind off this. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
(Candice turns around and walks towards some shelves, before resting her phone on top of it, pressing against the wall in use of a make-shift tripod. The sounds of a girl saying “Pretty girl check!” is heard through the phone, indicating that Candice Blair is making some form of a Tik Tok or something else. She continues to go on with the Tik Tok until she’s finished, and picks up the phone again. Candice taps on the phone, typing something in, and goes to hit post, before something catches her eye. She turns her head back towards the desk, only this time, Lizzie The Doll is there, staring at her, blinking.)
Candice Blair: How on earth… I thought I put you in the trash?
(Candice scratches her head and sighs again, with a slight shake in her voice, clearly worried at how the doll not only got in the locker room in general, but how it got out of the trash, and how it got onto Candice’s desk – without even making a sound. Candice begins to slowly approach the doll once more, but Lizzie doesn’t move. Staring at Candice, blinking every now and again, just showing her that it may not be as lifeless as originally thought, as many people do.)
Candice Blair: Yeah just… Stay there. You’re going back in the trash.
(Candice reaches over towards the doll’s head, and pinches a piece of her hair in between her thumb and finger once more. As she starts to pick the doll up, something slips out of it’s arm, and into the hand. It’d become immediately clear what that was, as it sets on fire as it slides down. Candice turns her attention to it, but it’d be too late, as Lizzie The Doll strikes Candice in the arm with a lit match, digging into her skin, causing as much damage as she possibly can. Candice quickly drops Lizzie on the desk, before covering the burn with her other arm, and yelping in pain. Lizzie lands on her feet, and drops the match, before her mouth opens, and a clear smile is plastered across her face. Lizzie is enjoying this quite a lot, as her mouth begins to move in a slow manner, replicating what would be laughter. White noise begins to flood the audio once more, getting louder and louder, until Candice stops it by hitting the doll with her palm, swiping it off the desk and onto the floor.)
Candice Blair: That psychotic damn doll won’t leave me alone. :noah: Who’s ghost did I piss off to deserve this?
(Blair shakes her arm in pain, trying to numb it slightly, as she walks towards the doll that was pushed onto the floor. She kneels down, and grabs it by the head, before standing up and storming towards her door. She unlocks it, then opens the door, before stepping out for just a second. Lizzie is then thrown down the hall, knocking over a few boxes that read “FRAGILE” across the side. Candice begins to dust off her hands, before a battle cry is heard, and a large leg drives across the screen, hitting Candice across the face, and sandwiching her head in between the foot and the door frame. The camera pans up, to show a hooded Shane Gates, appearing out of seemingly nowhere.)
Shane Gates: Don’t. Touch. THE. DOLL!
(Shane kneels down, and grabs Candice by a lock of her hair, similar to how she held Lizzie only a few seconds prior, before he begins to storm inside of the locker room, holding Candice. He then pushes her forward towards the chair that sat in front of the mirror, making her slide and crash into the steel. If she wasn’t knocked out already, that would surely do some extra damage. Shane Gates begins to walk closer to Candice, looking down at her floored body.)
Shane Gates: Do you think life is just going to be easy, just because you’re this good looking, amazing princess? Do you think that your life is going to be easier because you’re, what you describe as, “hot”? Do you think your life is going to be easier, whilst people like Lizzie are constantly mistreated and abused, even as a lost soul? Then you’d be wrong. You’d be wrong about everything. Just because your facial and bodily features are more appealing and attractive than other women’s, does not mean you’re getting any different of a treatment, bitch. Do you know what happened to Lizzie? She was outcasted because of her looks. She was bullied. They made life hell on earth for her, until there wasn’t anything left. And now she’s a lost soul trapped inside a doll. And let me tell you something… it won’t be any different to you. You are not entitled to a good life. A safe life. A painless life…
(Shane Gates kneels down by the side of Candice Blair, before grabbing a strand of her hair at the back of her head. He taps the side of her face, just to make sure she’s awake.)
Shane Gates: You think you’re so good looking? Well… life’s a bitch.
(Shane then pulls backwards with his hand, and in one swift motion, he rips out a large chunk of her hair, straight from her head, leaving her screaming in pain on the floor, as he stands up. There’s no enjoyment in this though. Only sheer rage. Shane takes a deep breath, before walking towards the door, where Lizzie is there to meet him, standing against the frame, looking up, a clear distaste on her face, despite not having any muscles to move. The way her mouth and eyes look just show that she’s angry, clearly because she was thrown across the hall into a box. Shane kneels down by her side, and opens his hand, gently.)
Shane Gates: I told you… I wouldn’t break my promise.
(Lizzie looks at his hand, and smiles at the luscious, blonde locks that was ripped out of Candice Blair’s head. She slowly reaches into the palm of Shane’s hand, before picking up the hair, and squeezing it. Shane stands up and begins to walk out, as Lizzie is pleased with his doing. She follows behind him, as the camera cuts to Candice on the floor, before fading to ringside.)
(As Voltage fades back to ringside, ‘Misery Business’ by Paramore starts playing as The Diamond Darling, Holly Arrow comes out to positive reactions by the crowd. Bella Braxton smiles as she starts her ring introductions.)
Bella Braxton: This singles match is SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Aberdeen, Washington. Weighing in at 151 pounds, she is THE AUSSIE ARCHER, HOLLY ARROW!!!!
Rich Russillo: She is always here every week to prove everyone wrong! Sometimes you just need to appreciate people like those because they are in this business.
Persephone: Every jobber participated weekly and they lost every week. I’ll be honest with you, this girl is proving nothing to me.
James Peters: What do you mean she is proving nothing? She had a feud with IDOL-GUN, well technically not had and she is always here to fight new people. She fought Azrael, hell even former Specialists Champion, Kasey Kaos. She is on a roll with her opponent!
Persephone: So you’re telling me she deserves to be looked on at the bigger picture because she faced good people?
Rich Russillo: MITSUBACHI was a jobber for weeks, yet he got a title match.
Persephone: Dynasty’s booking is one we don’t understand. Voltage is straight to the point so let’s just jump into it.
(As Arrow’s theme died down, ‘Walking the Wire’ by Imagine Dragons started playing as Alexis Chambers came out to the ring with a very big staredown shown with her and Holly Arrow. She entered the ring and did a sassy pose that will make IDOL-GUN simps change their minds.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent, from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing at 117 pounds, she is The MOTOR CITY GODDESS, ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!!!
James Peters: Picking up a huge win from Shane Gates last week, Alexis looks to bring all that spirit back from the grave as she is here to not just dominate but humiliate Holly Arrow as a whole.
Persephone: That’s definitely the mindset that works with the phrase I want to watch the world burn inside. It’s uncomfortably ridiculous.
Rich Russillo: Now, Alexis is here to pick up all the momentum she left off her old brand.
James Peters: Are we still on that by the number story, you know obviously that she is ready for what’s about to come! She doesn’t need to even try to prepare herself because she is already experienced. Now, the thing is she is here to climb up the rankings, but Holly is here to send a message.
Persephone: So, what made it different?
Rich Russillo: Alexis is climbing up the rankings for herself, but Holly is having another target on her list. She is not doing this to just take advantage of what could be given to her, but she chooses to make her story real.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And the match started with obviously a lock up like every wrestling match should be, with Alexis having the upper hand, she was pushed to the ropes and Holly almost caught her with a Rusaian Leg Sweep only to be reversed as Alexis is locking The Front Chancery.
Rich Russillo: Holly grabbed the hand of Alexis Chambers, The Aussie Archer quickly twists it around. Alexis Chambers quickly rolls herself and is caught with a Monkey Flip and Holly lands on her own feet like every impressive athlete would do!
Persephone: Holly taunts Alexis as Alexis is nodding her head while clapping her hands as she backed off to the corner. Holly Arrow did that as well and we are having another staredown between the two. They circled around the ring, and they started locking up again with Holly having the upper hand for a German Suplex, an elbow by Alexis sending her away to the corner as Alexis ran to the other side to bounce back up all the way to The Diamond Darling as she delivered a nasty Stingers Splash and an attempt at a Bulldog from the corner failed.
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow pushes her away as she looks back and a foot right to her face is set and done. Alexis is busy checking on her face and Holly Arrow quickly delivered multiple chops to the chest of The Motor City Goddess, Alexis is trying to recover and Holly quickly tosses her to the ropes, a Slingblade by Holly Arrow but Alexis ducked and Holly landed on the ring, as if she was purposely trying so hard to sit down!
James Peters: Alexis Chambers quickly grabbed her locked in into a headlock that makes her feel very vulnerable right now. Holly tried punching Alexis’s guts multiple times to no reply as Alexis let her but managed to put her on the ropes, a punch to the back of Holly Arrow and Alexis quickly formed a plan with her brilliant mind.
Persephone: This plan will fail no matter what it is.
Rich Russillo: She wanted to attempt a Superkick but Holly ducked and slid outside. Alexis look at her as she is dizzy, jumped on her with a Suicide Dive only for Holly to send her back in with an elbow. Alexis Chambers looked at her adversary from the outside as the referee counted for the number.
Persephone: Alexis Chambers quickly goes to the top rope as Holly Arrow looks to plan something out, she looks at Chambers and Chambers quickly sits down on the turnbuckle, waving at Holly Arrow telling her to enter the ring. This is an utter mockery of every one of Holly’s fans and she definitely didn’t like it.
Rich Russillo: Alexis Chambers does a flip and she sits down again, this time in the middle of the ring, telling Holly Arrow to get in, Holly quickly gets in with a furious face and emotion only for Alexis to sneak attack her during the process of entering the ring. She went with a couple of punches and Arrow is down. Chambers quickly throws Arrow to the turnbuckle and Arrow quickly bounced back from that for a Lariat that sends Chambers down, but she quickly bounced back as she did a kip up.
James Peters: They are both locking up for the third time, only for this time we see someone actually dominating halfway through. Alexis quickly manages to outsmart her enemy tonight as Holly Arrow really struggled with her shenanigans from the start. Holly is attacked with a Snapmare and a kick to the back of her head. Alexis quickly grabs her feet, only for her to kick her away! Alexis is on the ropes as Holly rolled around to the outside but Alexis was quick with her feelings, she immediately went for a CROSSBODY AND IT HITS ARROW. THEY ARE BOTH DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Alexis Chambers doesn’t wait. She didn’t want to see Holly Arrow catch any momentum going into this match. She quickly throws her inside the ring for a pinfall finish, this early into the match, she went for a classic one leg up pin. You all know how to phrase it.
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!!! THR-
James Peters: That’s almost a victory which is pretty shocking to me. How can a simple move like a Crossbody actually affect one to the point where one struggled throughout the whole match? She can’t be serious if she is losing that, let alone a punch.
Rich Russillo: Alexis grabbed the side of her leg and… ready for this? Holly Arrow countered it as Chambers was pushed away, Holly quickly got herself up but not energized. She has the look of an energetic person but when she moves it really shows you how tired she must be. Holly is trying to run errands in the wrong person’s house. An attempt for a big foot to go right in the face of The Motor City Goddess turned into the main problem as it caused Holly her opportunity.
James Peters: Alexis Chambers with a quick backflip and a German Suplex attempt countered by an attempt at throwing her to the ropes by Holly Arrow, and Arrow is caught inst- Holly with that Tilt-A-Whirl Hurricanrana and Alexis Chambers is sent back to the ropes. Holly Arrow attacked and almost sent her outside. She is lying on the apron.
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow looks at her with real disgust and feelings of getting revenge flowing all throughout her body. She is in for a risky maneuver. No, Holly! You will regret this!
Persephone: I believe she is being real stupid. Who in the right mind will have the same sense as Holly Arrow? I tell you, only clowns have that thing. Who in the hell will think that maybe Holly Arrow is up to something good. NO. SHE IS NOT GOING T-
James Peters: HOLLY ARROW WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO ALEXIS CHAMBERS ONLY TO LAND ON THE STEPS WITH HER KNEE WIDE OPEN FOR INJURY!! SHE LANDS ON THE STEPS AND BOUNCED OFF IT AS IF THIS WAS LOONEY TUNES! Alexis, take this as an advantage!
Persephone: Holly Arrow’s own stupidity might lead to her demise. Everything about this is solely poetic.
Rich Russillo: What is so poetic about that? I mean just by you saying that statement is just you trying to acknowledge the fact that Holly Arrows lack skills.
Persephone: Because she clearly does.
James Peters: And she is pinned. This might close the story for us, sadly for her opponent, this will feel shitty.
Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THR-
James Peters: That’s a lie right there. There is no reason for her to kick out. She is risking her own body and health just to beat Alexis Chambers?
Persephone: She wouldn’t be in line for injury if she wasn’t a dumbass at all. What made her think that these people who know everything in wrestling will make the same mistakes we do. Holly Arrow now, clinging onto the turnbuckle and OH, ALEXIS IS HERE TO RUIN THE PARTY. ROLL THE CURTAINS DOWN as Alexis managed to destroy her opponent in just a matter of seconds.
Rich Russillo: She is not just destroying Holly, she is squashing her in the worst way possible. Alexis managed to get Holly off guard with that kick to her face. She tried to pin but Holly pulled a rollup and escaped the outside again. The referee asked if she is doing fine. The referee knows what’s up!
James Peters: Alexis Chambers asked Holly in sign language, does she want to see her jump outside and kill her or does she want to survive in peace with nobody aiming for their heads. Holly told Alexis to come get what she wanted and Alexis nodded, a run and a jump later, Holly was taken down with a Tope Con Hilo. Alexis quickly grabbed her again but HOLLY GOT TO GRAB A HOLD AND SHE THROWS CHAMBERS TO THE STEPS, CHAMBERS FELT THE PAIN THAT THE KNEE PLAYERS SUFFER FROM!
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow got her own feeling of revenge as she threw Alexis Chambers inside for something special. Acting real goofy like nothing ever happened because at this point, she is just mocking Alexis Chambers. Holly Arrow with the pin, this could be it!
(As Holly Arrow was pinning Alexis Chambers, the referee saw Alexis getting her feet on the ropes as ‘The Day’ by Porno Graffiti started playing. The tag team champions, IDOL-GUN came out in front of Holly with the titles on their hands. Miku Sakai held it high in the air meanwhile Hikari Kanno is doing some poses with her hands, telling Holly Arrow to come over here.)
James Peters: She will not fall for that trick BUT OH, ALEXIS WITH A ROLLUP!
Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: This was a screwjob done by IDOL-GUN!
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!
James Peters: Holly Arrow deserved justice for this!
Persephone: This is even worse than watching Lisa Wren suffer in jail!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A BRAWL IS STARTING OUT.
(IDOL-GUN quickly ran into the ring aas Alexis Chambers left without any feelings of regret for cheating and letting go of Holly Arrow. She just left the ring with no emotions as she just won a match. IDOL-GUN starts throwing Holly Arrow to the middle of the ring, taking turns when attacking as Kanno goes first and Sakai follows up later.)
James Peters: With those pound for pound kind of punches, I believe IDOL-GUN has the biggest advantage. They managed to attack an almost injured Holly Arrow. They took advantage of her injury right now to make sure she doesn’t recover.
Persephone: Spoiler alert: She will.
Rich Russillo: And now, IDOL-GUN can be seen posing together on top of Holly Arrow… AND KENSINGTEN APPEARED FROM BEHIND SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN!!! KENSINGTEN WITH A BUNCH OF ELBOWS TOWARDS HIKARI KANNO, MIKU TRIED TO TURN HER OVER AND SHE INSTEAD PUSHED MIKU TO THE TURNBUCKLE. KANNO TRIED TO ATTACK BUT SHE GETS THROWN OUT AS WELL AND KENSINGTEN WITH A CORNER DROPKICK SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN!
James Peters: Kensingten quickly gets Holly Arrow up and pushes her to the turnbuckle as she goes back to her target. A CORNER SPEAR TOWARDS THE TWO QUEENS OF SIMPS AND KENSINGTEN IS ON A HOT STREAK, NOW CAPPING OFF WITH A SUPL- IDOL-GUN COUNTERED AND AN ASSISTED SUPLEX WAS DONE TO KENSINGTEN! KANNO LOOKS PLEASED BUT ARROW QUICKLY ATTACKS HER WITH A KNEE STRIKE!!! Miku is panicking as she starts running outside.
Persephone: Welp, this is dumb.
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW RAN TOWARDS HER AS THEY BEGAN A CHASE SCENE AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S NOT ST- MIKU WITH A QUICK HIT USING HER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOWARDS ARROW’S KNEE SENDING HER DOWN AGAIN! Hikari Kanno looks with a smirk as Miku throws Holly Arrow inside the ring alongside her former partner Kensingten Calhoun-Astor. Miku Sakai quickly gives Hikari Kanno her championship. This chaotic scene can only be wrapped up with one word: Wow. What could this mean for this rivalry?
James Peters: We’ll definitely find out next time, but congratulations to Alexis Chambers the winner and for now, we’ll see what’s up for Holly Arrow. Maybe next time, maybe even IDOL-GUN is the next level to go to.
(The scene closes with IDOL-GUN as they raise both of their championships with their feet on the faces of Kensingten and Holly, showing pure disrespect to the duo as IDOL-GUN is trying to tell both of them that they won’t like what’s coming for them.)
[SCREEN BAR – EARLIER THIS WEEK AT THE CRACKER BARREL]
(We see Kensingten Calhoun-Astor walking into the Cracker Barrel filled with all kids of old and country folk, she felt like this was a great place to show the Saudi Prince, Fayyaad al Ziyad what Americana was all about. She is actually accompanied by her daughter Dixie Rose. Kensingten is wearing t-shirt, jeans and cowboy boots, along with a red scarf tied around her neck. Dixie is in a polka-dot red dress and white sneakers. They are seated and given menus as they wait for Prince Fayyaad to arrive.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, I don’t; need menus, give my daughter here some chicken fingers and fries. Also, two Country Fried Steaks, one for me and our guest. Three sweet teas all around to and some biscuits, honey and butter.
Waiter: Yes, ma’am coming right up!
(As the waiter leaves, Dixie turns to her mom.)
Dixie Rose: So, we are going to meet a real prince, mommy?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: That’s right peaches and cream, he is a real Prince with lots of resources, riches and a huge palace like in those Disney Plus cartoons you watch.
Dixie Rose: And you like him?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Like him? Oh no, let’s not go that far here, honey. Besides, I brought him here to….
(But before she can finish that sentence Prince Fayyaad shows up, all by himself, no caravan with him. He is wearing a black suit with no tie.)
Prince Fayyaad: I see I came overdressed, pardon my lateness, I was lost in…. traffic?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, that traffic can be so bad, come sit down. I already ordered for us. This is my daughter, Dixie Rose.
Prince Fayyaad: A pleasure to meet you Dixie.
(He bows to her before sitting down. Kensingten gives him that awkward smile and then there is some silence as she looks around, not even to be bothered by Prince Fayyaad’s presence. She has no interest in talking to him.)
Prince Fayyaad: So, what kind of food is the Cracker Barrel?
(Kensingten says nothing as the waitress serves up three sweet teas, she starts sipping to not say anything or have to converse with Prince Fayyaad which she has no interest in.)
Dixie Rose: Country cooking.
Prince Fayyaad: Oh!? Like your mother’s show on Showdown, yes!?
Dixie Rose: Yes, that is the one, but my mom doesn’t let me watch much of wrestling, she thinks it is too violent.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: It is very violent, and you will grow up to be a Lady and a proper one at that.
Prince Fayyaad: Did you want to talk to me about this Lisa Wren?
(Kensingten rolls her eyes, sipping the tea, even scoffing a little.)
Dixie Rose: What did she do?
Prince Fayyaad: She was very disrespectful to me and my parents, the King and Queen. Unfortunately, I had no choice, she must learn the consequences of her actions, so she was punished.
Dixie Rose: People make mistakes all the time. My mommy does and she is still my hero, sometimes you have to look past all that and maybe instead understand why they are acting this way, help them out instead of punishing them.
(Prince Fayyaad is surprised by the young daughter’s answer. Even Kensingten looks over a little taken off-guard.)
Prince Fayyaad: Tell me something little Dixie, what would you do in my position with Ms. Wren?
Dixie Rose: Well, I think that you should have a talk to her, try to make peace, there is so much fighting in this world already, we need to show more love. When I grow up, I want to be like my mommy, an extraordinarily strong and independent woman, but even she doesn’t always have the right answers. In school we have learned so much, about how everything is changing, and we need to be a part of that.
Prince Fayyaad: Tell me this if I talk to her and she is still disrespectful?
Dixie Rose: You would be so surprised at how people react when they are not threatened and feel like they are being heard instead, they feel respected, they see you want to know more about them, get invested.
Prince Fayyaad: You are a highly intelligent little girl; I am honored to meet you.
(Kensingten can’t believe how Dixie has just taken over the conversation, she was supposed to scare Prince Fayyaad off and not be having this bonding moment. Just then the food is served and the waiter leaves, Prince Fayyaad looks at his Country Fried Steak, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.)
Prince Fayyaad: I don’t know what this is, not pork?
Dixie Rose: That is Country Fried Steak, it’s beef and it is yummy.
Prince Fayyaad: Ah good, I knew that Kensingten would never lead me astray.
(As Prince Fayyaad is about to cut into his dinner, he is stopped by Kensingten, she grabs his hand with the fork.)
Dixie Rose: Mommy what is wrong.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh Looooord…. Honey momma has been a bad biscuit. Prince, I brought you here because well, I wanted to turn you off, tuck tail and run on outta here like scalded dog. The jeans, boots, this restaurant, it was to turn you off. I wanted you to think we were so country that a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack. That I am not the kinda of material you want to marry cause I am as crooked as a barrel full of fishhooks. Listen, I am hearing what you and my daughter have to say and you have shown her nothing but the utmost respect and even asked for her advice. Dixie here is the better side of me, she’s so honest and true is she told you the hens back in the yard did snuff, you can look under their wings and fine the empty can.
Prince Fayyaad: I do not know what snuff is, but okay, I think I get what you are saying, and I am very grateful for having such a good conversation so far with Dixie Rose. She is an exceedingly kind and caring individual, she looks just like her mom too, beautiful and elegant, a real lady.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Well…. Well….. it’s getting hot as a Billy goat in a pepper patch right now.
(Prince Fayyaad reaches over and takes her hand much to the surprise of Kensingten.)
Prince Fayyaad: Kensingten, I take my arranged marriages extremely seriously. I want you to be my Bride, and Dixie here my daughter. I am very happy that you went out of your way to show me your true culture and….
Dixie Rose: Wait….
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Looooord…. No honey this is not our culture, no way. These people here smell like they want to be left alone, that is not us. I dressed this way and brought you to the absolute worst country chain restaurant in the United States of America in hopes of pushing you away sugar plum. I wanted you to be turned off by this, I wanted you to feel as welcome as a skunk in a lawn party, and then you started talking to Dixie here and well…. I saw something.
Prince Fayyaad: So, the food here, is no good?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Honey, it is terrible, I feel so low right now I couldn’t jump off a dime because I brought you here. The food here?
Dixie Rose: Sucks.
(Prince Fayyaad and Kensingten both crack up and laugh a little.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: So it is settled then, let’s get out of here and get some real food, I know a burger place right down the road if you are down?
Prince Fayyaad: Down? Oh yes…. Yes I am down.
Dixie Rose: Great, so does this mean we are going to Saudi Arabia?
Prince Fayyaad: Yes, yes we are.
Dixie Rose: Do you have ponies!?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Uh… Dixie!
Prince Fayyaad: Oh, it is okay! I do not have ponies, but I do have camels, and maybe one day a Stallion just for you.
(Dixie smiles and nods.)
Dixie Rose: That will do!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: She is my daughter! Now come, let’s get outta here.
(Kensingten goes to pay but Prince Fayyaad stops her, and he drops a Hundred-dollar bill. She smirks and brushes her hair back impressed as Dixie starts to walk toward the exit.)
Prince Fayyaad: So it is settled. I will talk to Lisa Wren with all intentions to release her. I am glad that I talked to Dixie.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Me too, or she would have been in prison for a long time.
Prince Fayyaad: Oh no, I would have executed her, dismembered her body and melt it away in a vat of acid, but always was against tradition. Come let’s go eat this burger!
(As Prince Fayyaad walks, Kensingten stands there a bit wide-eyed, her mouth open for a moment, digesting what he just said, then she raises her index finger…)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: A…. uh…. Honey….. hmmm….. hehehehehehehehehehehe.
(… and walks after him grabbing his arm and escorting him out.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside.)
(The camera fades into Bella Braxton standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘It’s Corona Time’ plays up to loud cheers from the crowd as both the EAW World Champion, Terry Chambers and TLA make their way out to the stage. Both of them hype up the crowd before Terry raises his title in the air and TLA poses beside him and both of them make their way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 467 pounds… THE TEAM OF THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION TERRY CHAMBERS… AND TLA… THE CORONA HOMBRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well last week was eventful for both of the Corona Hombres. As last week Terry retained his EAW World Championship by disqualification against Minerva and even though I’m sure that’s not the way he wanted to win, he came out with the title at the end of the day. And speaking of New Eden TLA also had his own problems with them but in the end, used his reward to cash in on any title to fight for it at Shock Value and chose Myles’ National Elite Title!
James Peters: Why are we focused on that?! It’s the Corona Hombres reunion! Think about it, is it a coincidence that as soon as they reunite Texas decides to open up again?! I think not! This is grand, and I hope they come out with the win to help the cause. :salute:
Persephone: The day of reckoning has come upon us. The world renowned arsonist and possible terrorist TLA and if it isn’t any worse, Terry Chambers. :will: This is the worst match on the card and the worst day of my life if Terry somehow manages to miraculously win a match.
(TLA slides into the ring as Terry makes his way around the ring and jumps up onto the apron. Both of then enter into the ring as both pose to the cheers of the crowd. They look to one another at the center of the ring as they fistbump before they make their way over to their corner and ‘It’s Corona Time’ fades out. ‘The Day’ by Porno Graffiti then plays up to the mixed reaction of the crowd as the Unified Tag Team Champions, IDOL-GUN make their way out to the stage. They immediately raise their titles in the air as they look to one another before clicking them together as they both make their way down the ramp)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 231 pounds… THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… IDOL-GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well last week IDOL-GUN went around and wasn’t short on insults for multiple of the elitists in EAW and not just on the Voltage brand. Taking shots at Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and also Showdown elitists’ Consuela Rose Ava and Jon Kelton, and not even knowing them!
James Peters: Well IDOL-GUN is out to prove their God complex tonight once again setting out to beat the EAW World Champion once again, the title-holder and the person himself! And I’m sure they’re very full of confidence holding that fact close to their chest. Lets see how this goes for the two of them!
Persephone: If there’s one thing I hate…
James Peters: Don’t you hate everything?
Persephone: I don’t hate Rex McAllister :drakelike:. It’s weebs, I just despise them. Imagine devoting your life to being enamored by cartoon girls, you’d just end up like a carbon copy Harper Lee! It’s stupid I tell you. Just as stupid as IDOL-GUN.
(IDOL-GUN both slide into the ring as they find themselves at the center of the ring as once again they jump up to the top rope and raise their titles in the air before jumping down and meeting in their corner as ‘The Day’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this tag team match is underway! Terry is starting off the Corona Hombres while it’s Miku starting off for IDOL-GUN!
James Peters: AND MIKU KNOWS BETTER THAN TO LET TERRY GET ANY OFFENSE AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A DROPKICK TOWARDS HIS CHEST! Terry stumbles back against the ropes as Miku runs forward again, AND SENDS A FLYING FOREARM TOWARDS HIS FACE! Terry is taken aback once more as he drops down to a knee, and Miku connects with a big forearm across his face to send him down to the mat!
Persephone: What a fucking loser, how tall is Miku? 4’6”? And she’s beating him around like that? The combined height and mass of that man should be enough to crush her! But then again, it’s Terry Chambers I shouldn’t be so surprised.
Rich Russillo: Well IDOL-GUN has been in the ring with Terry on multiple occasions, of course they’re ready for the obvious size advantage and what he has to bring to the table! Miku grabbing Terry by his hair and bringing him back up now as she grabs him by the arm and sends him into an Irish whip as he rebounds back! BUT TERRY TURNS IT AROUND AND TAKES MIKU DOWN OFF THE REBOUND WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! Miku taken down to the ground as I know that just had to hurt, but Terry isn’t done! AS HE LIFTS HER UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!
James Peters: Terry already bringing the fight to Miku as he grabs her by the head and sends her to the ropes with his own Irish whip! AND GRABS HER BY THE ARM AS HE DROPS HER DOWN INTO A BIG ARM DRAG! Terry taking it slow but is also putting up a fight as he grabs her up once more, but Miku is beginning to fight back! She’s sending forearm after forearm to his gut area which is hindering Terry from doing anything else at the moment! BUT TERRY GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND LOOKS TO LAUNCH HER ACROSS THE RING!
Persephone: But his fat weighs him down as unfortunately he’s too slow and Miku hits him with a knee, I hate Terry.
Rich Russillo: Terry definitely felt that one as he’s moving backwards towards the ropes again, and Miku looking to go for something here but will it pay off! AS SHE RUNS FORWARD WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT AND SENDS TERRY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE! Terry definitely did not expect that as he focuses his attention back into the ring but I don’t know if he knows what’s going to happen! AS MIKU RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO TAKE TERRY DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE!
James Peters: But Terry manages to catch her! Terry barely managing to save himself as he catches the Suicide Dive but I don’t think Miku is going to go down to easily! As Miku begins to fight back sending elbows to the head of Terry before he can do anything else! But Terry still keeping ahold of her, AS HE LIFTS HER UP AND SLAMS HER SPINE FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! THAT HAD TO HURT!
Persephone: Yikes even I felt that, but Rex does it better. Anyways let’s hope she gets an injury and we just call off the match! But sadly on this brand, there’s never an end to the pain. Just a conspiracy to make matches longer so we won’t have time for the Rex McAllister match!
Rich Russillo: Well I don’t think it’s that complicated but ok. Terry not going for the pin instead he’s making his way over to his corner where TLA is waiting for him in anticipation!
James Peters: AND TLA IS IN!
Rich Russillo: TLA already up on the top rope as Terry grabs Miku and lifts her up into the air again, BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A BODY SLAM! AS TLA FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A FROG SPLASH AS WELL! Corona Hombres showing off their teamwork at the moment as TLA grabs Miku and brings her up and sending her into an Irish whip, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BIG DROPKICK!
James Peters: But Miku managing to grab onto the ropes just in time as TLA falls flat down to the ground! TLA bringing himself up to a knee, AS MIKU RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD! But TLA manages to keep ahold of her, AS HE LIFTS HER UP AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!
Persephone: Damn she’s really getting her ass beat right now huh?
Rich Russillo: I wouldn’t count her out just yet Persephone as TLA is taking her right back up, but Miku is right back on the attack with those strikes! TLA is taken back to the ropes as Miku grabs him by his arm and sends him into an Irish whip and back, AS MIKU CATCHES HIM WITH A CALF KICK! It’s clear TLA was taken by surprise with that one as he sits right back up, but Miku isn’t letting him have a break as she runs to the ropes and back while TLA is trying to recover, AND CATCHES HIM WITH A BIG PENALTY KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE!
James Peters: This is where she starts to kick in but TLA isn’t going to go down so easily as he’s right back up to a knee, BUT MIKU LAUNCHES THROUGH THE AIR WITH A BIG METEORA! The momentum is on her side now as she grabs TLA and sends her into an Irish whip towards her corner as I think we know where she’s going with this!
Persephone: Tag to the second Asian chick!
Rich Russillo: Hikari is in this match now as Miku grabs TLA by his arm and sends him into another Irish whip! AS HIKARI COMES IN WITH A BIG BOOT! MIKU WITH A RUNNING KNEE! AND HIKARI FINISHES IT WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK! What a combo by IDOL-GUN! This is where the offense begins to kick in for the two of them as Hikari already has TLA up not letting him get a single breath of air! As she’s going right at him hammering away with strikes and kicks, as she kicks him towards the side of his leg forcing him down to a knee! TLA attempting to get some sort of footing back, BUT HIKARI RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TOWARDS HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: TLA definitely taken down as he rolls towards the ropes to get up quickly, but I don’t think Hikari is going to let him do that! AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO STRIKE HIM WITH A KNEE AIMED TOWARDS HIS GUT! But TLA manages to barely move out of the way leaving nobody home for Hikari! TLA backs himself up against the corner, AS HIKARI RUNS FORWARD TO GO FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE NOW! But TLA kicks her right in the face! Hikari stumbling backwards as TLA makes his way out of the corner, as he grabs her and turns her around! BEFORE SENDING HIKARI INTO A TIGER SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!
Persephone: Ouch, we obviously know who the more talented member of the Corona Hombres is. Not like any of them in that ring are talented to begin with, it’s a low bar to surpass alright?
Rich Russillo: Hikari definitely felt that as she’s finding it even tougher to recover out of the corner but TLA is helping her on that part bringing her up and pushing her against the corner, as he connects with a big Knife Edge Chop against her chest! Hikari definitely attempting to retreat out of the corner but TLA isn’t letting her, as he connects with another! That had to hurt! TLA grabbing her by her head now and tossing her down to the center of the ring as he climbs up to the top rope, TLA positioning himself as Hikari is quickly getting back up to her feet! AS TLA LAUNCHES THROUGH THE AIR AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY ONTO HIKARI!
James Peters: But nobody’s home as Hikari manages to move out of the way leaving TLA to land flat on the canvas! TLA grabbing his gut as he pulls himself up to a knee, AS HIKARI GRABS HIM AND TURNS HIM AROUND BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM THROUGH THE AIR INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Hikari with pure strength to pull off that move as TLA has swapped places with Hikari in the corner, backing himself up as Hikari is getting back up! AND RUNS FORWARD BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A FOREARM!
Persephone: Damn these little Asian midgets are kicking their asses is that why they’re the Unified Tag Team Champions?
James Peters: :dahell: Yes, why are you asking us this 3 weeks into their reign?!
Persephone: You’re acting like I pay attention, things haven’t been the same for me in this stupid commentary booth since Rex lost the EAW Championship. It’s like time has gone slower.
Rich Russillo: TLA down on a knee at the center of the ring as all this time he’s barely managed to keep himself up and you know that just has to frustrate Hikari a little bit! Hikari grabbing TLA and sending him into an Irish whip towards her corner as I think she’s looking to tag in, but it’s TLA that manages to send a quick forearm towards the face of Hikari to send her back! As much as TLA should be tagging out right now he wants to make sure he keeps Hikari in this match as long as possible!
James Peters: Hikari running towards TLA right now, BUT IT’S TLA THAT LAUNCHES THROUGH THE AIR AND TAKES HIKARI DOWN WITH A QUICK HURRICANRANA! Hikari rolling up as she stumbles against a corner, BUT TLA RUNS FORWARD NOW AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HER GUT! I think we know what he’s going for here as Hikari has coincidentally landed right into the Corona Hombres’ corner!
Persephone: BOOOOOO! CHAMBURGER!
Rich Russillo: Now it’s TLA grabbing Hikari as he sends her into an Irish whip as Terry gets back into the ring! AS BOTH OF THEM TAKE HIKARI DOWN WITH A DOUBLE DROPKICK! I know that had to hurt! Hikari sitting back up as Terry grabs her and brings her up into a headlock, AS HE LAUNCHES HER THROUGH THE AIR WITH A BIG SUPLEX!
James Peters: Now I know that just had to hurt but Hikari isn’t giving in just yet as she fights through the pain! Hikari slowly dragging herself up as she grabs onto the middle ropes to lean against it before stumbling forward, AS TERRY GOES FOR A BIG BOOT! BUT WAIT! HIKARI DUCKS UNDER IT AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY! HIKARI THINKING SMART RIGHT NOW AS THIS IS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE QUICKEST WAYS TO GET HIM OFF OF HIS FEET!
Persephone: Chamburger using all 700 pounds of his body weight to get his shoulder up!
Rich Russillo: Well that should’ve been obvious but that’s not going to be it for what Hikari had planned for Terry! AS SHE LIFTS HIM UP WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO BRIGHTSTAR! OH MY! HIGH ANGLE URANAGE SLAM COMPLETELY TAKES TERRY BY SURPRISE AS HIKARI QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
James Peters: BUT TERRY KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!
Persephone: Honestly he probably shouldn’t have kicked out of that and called it a day, but sadly, Terry is slightly, like a minuscule, smarter than that.
James Peters: Did you just compliment him?
Rich Russillo: Well nonetheless Terry continues to fight and show exactly why he’s the EAW Champion! Hikari is heaving Terry up to his feet as despite the kick out she’s not going to give up on inflicting as much pain as she can onto him! Terry is up, AS HIKARI DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A NECKBREAKER! That just had to hurt as Hikari sees Terry sitting back up, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
James Peters: Terry showing that fight though as he sits up in a corner as Hikari sets herself up, AND RUNS FORWARD LOOKING FOR A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS FACE! But Terry pulls himself away just in the nick of time! Terry taking this opportunity to catch his breath as he crawls away but Hikari already has ahold of his arm as she brings him back up, AND GOES FOR A RIPCORD CLOTHESLINE! But it’s Terry that ducks under that! Terry keeping ahold of the arm though as she turns Hikari around and pulls her in, BEFORE LAUNCHING HER INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! TERRY IS BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: This is a travesty! Imagine he wins?! I might just cry right then and there, this is absolutely disgusting!
Rich Russillo: Well Terry is waiting for Hikari to get up now, AS HE TURNS HER AROUND AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Hikari shoves him away and against the ropes, Hikari making her way over! BUT TERRY CATCHES HER AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Hikari falling flat down to the ground as Terry is back up to his feet and waiting for Hikari to do the same! AS TERRY GOES FOR MOMENT OF SILENCE! BIG HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL OF HIKARI!
James Peters: WHICH CONNECTS! Hikari collapsing back down to the ground as Terry waits for her to get right back up, and I think we know what Terry is going for here! There’s a reason he’s not going for the pin right now! HE’S GOING FOR RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! CLAYMORE KICK TO THE FACE OF HIKARI COULD KNOCK HER OUT COLD FOR THE WIN!
Persephone: HAH! LOOK! THAT LITTLE GIRL IS PULLING AT HIS WEAVE!
Rich Russillo: MIKU! MIKU IS SAVING HIKARI IN THIS MATCH JUST FOR THE MOMENT AS SHE GRABS TERRY BY HIS HAIR! As Terry turns around and sends a backfist towards her face to send her off of the apron! Terry distracted just for the moment as he turns around, BUT HIKARI LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A THRUST KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE!
James Peters: Terry stumbles backwards into the corner as Miku jumps right back up in recovery! Hikari makes her way over as with the smarts of IDOL-GUN, they’re managing to push through in this match as she goes for the tag!
Persephone: And a tag to the other small Asian bitch!
Rich Russillo: Hikari running forward now, AS SHE SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS THE GUT OF TERRY! As Miku is entering into the ring now, AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND SENDS A KNEE OF HER OWN! Terry definitely feeling it now as he attempts to shove himself away, BUT MIKU RUNS TOWARDS HIM AGAIN WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! Terry falling right down to the ground as Miku isn’t stopping just yet, AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LEAPS OFF OF IT AS SHE DROPS A KNEE STRAIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF TERRY!
James Peters: Terry definitely fighting through it right now but Miku isn’t going to let him catch a break just yet! Terry trying to get back up as Miku waits for him, AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK! Terry falling back against the ropes, BUT WAIT! TERRY REBOUNDS AND TAKES MIKU DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! TERRY ISN’T GOING DOWN JUST YET!
Persephone: :noah: We all know how untalented Terry is so he’s better off just leaving right now. I’d rather have 2 little girls beat the shit out of him than have him win a match and have some sort of happiness in his life that Consuela clearly isn’t giving him.
James Peters: You can’t be slandering Terry like this every single time he has a match.
Persephone: Give me a reason not to Jamie O’Hara, gosh.
Rich Russillo: Terry back up to his feet now as he just manages to recover as Miku is stirring and following him up as well, AS TERRY GRABS HER AND LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A BIG BACK SUPLEX! Miku attempting to recover as she drags herself up to a knee, but Terry pops her back up! AS HE GOES FOR A POWERBOMB!
James Peters: But Miku is making an attempt to fight back! Terry trying to keep ahold of Miku but she’s just absolutely raining down punches on the top of his head now in an attempt to keep the advantage in this matchup! But Terry is still holding his ground now as he makes his way over to the center of the ring, AND DROPS MIKU DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! TERRY TRANSITIONING IT RIGHT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
Persephone: WOO! DON’T LET TERRY BE HAPPY!
Rich Russillo: MIKU POWERS OUT! Terry right back up though as Miku brings herself up to a knee, AS TERRY GOES FOR ANOTHER TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! WAIT! BUT MIKU GRABS IT AND TRANSITIONS AS SHE DROPS TERRY DOWN INTO A STO! WHAT A COUNTER BY MIKU! Terry definitely felt that one but is still attempting to drag himself back up to his feet, AS HE’S MET WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE TO SEND HIM DOWN COURTESY OF MIKU!
James Peters: Terry rolling out of the ring again as Miku knows better than to attempt to go high risk when Terry nearly eviscerated her spine the last time around! Miku instead making her way out onto the apron, AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS THE FACE OF TERRY TO TAKE HIM OUT AND TAKE HIM BY SURPRISE! Terry stumbling backwards against the barricade now as Miku is staying on the apron! AS SHE LAUNCHES OFF OF THE APRON AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA! WHAT A MOVE BY MIKU SAKAI!
Persephone: What strength! What agility! I can just feel the ground shaking right now great job skinny chick!
Rich Russillo: Terry backed up against the barricade as you know well he has to be hurt! Miku grabbing Terry by his arm as she brings him back up and rolls him back into the ring! Miku now jumping up onto the apron as she runs over and climbs up onto the top rope as I think she’s going for high-risk once more! Terry slowly getting back up as to begin with I don’t even know how he’s doing that so quickly, and even then does he even know what’s going to happen! AS MIKU LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A METEORA TO TAKE TERRY BACK DOWN!
James Peters: But Terry knows better than to fall for that again as he manages to move out of the way and plant Miku down on the ground! Miku attempts to roll up to her feet, BUT TERRY! TERRY CATCHES HER AND PLANTS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH CHAMBERS OF PAIN! FUTURE SHOCK DDT DROPS MIKU DOWN TO THE GROUND AS TERRY PUSHES HER ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE IT FOR THIS MATCHUP!
Persephone: I don’t know how to feel. Pain that this match is forced to continue and we have to bear even more of this shitty wrestling while we wait for the Rex McAllister match, or joy that Terry isn’t going to be winning, I don’t know. At this point? The pain has numbed for me.
Rich Russillo: MIKU GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Terry clearly is not giving in for a moment as Miku is just not giving up either! Terry grabbing Miku and bringing her up to her feet as he drags her over to his corner I think looking to get a tag into TLA! But Miku is beginning to send elbow after elbow towards his gut! Terry forced to let go and move back as Miku manages to recover, AND SEND A HUGE KNEE TOWARDS THE FACE OF TERRY WHILE HE’S DOUBLED OVER! Terry forced down to a seated position as Miku grabs her and throws her into a corner as I think we know what she has in store here! SHE’S GOING FOR MUSTACHE RIDE! BRONCO BUSTER INCOMING!
James Peters: WAIT! WAIT! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! CLAYMORE KICK ACROSS THE JAW OF MIKU SENDS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! TERRY MANAGES TO COMEBACK AS LOOK! HE’S DRAGGING HER OVER TO TLA!
Persephone: NOOO! DON’T TELL ME THEY’RE ABOUT TO WIN?!
Rich Russillo: TLA IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AS I THINK WE KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT HERE! TLA IS GOING FOR BURNOUT! CORKSCREW 360 SENTON INCOMING!
James Peters: WAIT! HIKARI! SHE JUST PULLED MIKU OUT OF THE RING AND TO SAFETY! TLA IS MET WITH NOTHING AS HIKARI ROLLS MIKU BACK INTO THE RING! HIKARI MAKING HER WAY BACK TOWARDS HER CORNER AS MIKU TAKES A LEAP!
Persephone: OTHER MIDGET TAGGED IN!
Rich Russillo: TLA IS BACK UP! ONLYENDS! HIKARI AND MIKU JUST PLANTED TLA DOWN ON THE GROUND AS HE’S DOWN AND OUT! HIKARI IS QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG! SHE’S GOING FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE! WILL THIS BE IT?!
James Peters: TERRY JUST BROKE UP THE PIN! TERRY JUST BROKE UP THE PIN!
Persephone: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Rich Russillo: IDOL-GUN is absolutely freaking out! How did Terry manage to break up the pin?! Both of them are bringing Terry back up, AS MIKU JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND HIKARI WITH PURE STRENGTH LIFTS TERRY UP ON HER SHOULDERS JUST LONG ENOUGH TO CONNECT WITH NEVER FADING IDOL FAME!
James Peters: This is absolute mayhem that not even the ref can control at this point as both members of IDOL-GUN are grabbing Terry and tossing him right out of the ring! I don’t think he’ll be much of a help will he? Miku is making her way onto the apron as Hikari is dragging TLA towards Miku! I think they’re trying for it one more time!
Persephone: Omg stop tagging just end the match already!
Rich Russillo: IDOL-GUN ARE GOING FOR IT! ONLYENDS ONE MORE TIME TO FINISH OFF LA PANTERA SEXUAL!
James Peters: BUT TLA SLIPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF HIKARI! TLA quickly rolling out of the ring as both members of IDOL-GUN are absolutely distraught! WAIT! WAIT! TERRY! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! CLAYMORE KICK ACROSS THE JAW OF MIKU WITH THE LAST BIT OF ENERGY HE HAS LEFT IN HIS SYSTEM! THIS MATCH HAS COMPLETELY GONE UNGLUED AS EVEN THE REF DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: I’m surprised Terry even has the energy to last this long, and you know what context I mean.
Rich Russillo: Hikari is quickly bringing Terry up to his feet! AS SHE GOES FOR ROPPONGI DREAMS TO TAKE TERRY OUT OF THIS MATCH AND FOCUS HER ATTENTION BACK ON TLA!
James Peters: BUT TERRY ESCAPES OUT OF THAT! MOMENT OF SILENCE! HEADBUTT ACROSS THE SKULL OF HIKARI TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: :noah: We can’t let Terry win a match this is absolutely unacceptable!
Rich Russillo: Hikari retreating out of the ring as only Miku is left in the ring, WAIT! WAIT! TLA! THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY AS TLA IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE! I THINK WE KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR HERE! BURNOUT! CORKSCREW 360 SENTON TAKES MIKU DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: But TLA isn’t done as Terry knows what he’s going to do also! Terry is on the apron as TLA reaches his arm out!
Persephone: FUCK! I can’t believe this is happening…
Rich Russillo: BOTH TERRY AND TLA ARE SETTING IT UP! DON’T! TELL! CONSUELA! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AND LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE CONNECTS ON THE SKULL OF MIKU AND TAKES HER OUT COLD! TERRY LEAPS FORWARD AND HOOKS THE LEG! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
James Peters: HIKARI BARELY RECOVERING ON THE OUTSIDE!
Persephone: SOMEONE JUST END THIS MATCH ALREADY MAN!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI BREAKS UP THE PIN!
James Peters: BUT IT’S TOO LATE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It’s Corona Time’ plays up to loud cheers as Terry Chambers completely slouches down to the ground. Out of breath and tired as hell, the ref makes his way over to help him up to his feet and hand him the EAW World Championship. TLA enters in as well and he shoos the ref away before both members of the Corona Hombres raise their hands in victory. They both make their way up to opposite turnbuckles as Terry raises his title in the air, and TLA spreads his arms out with a smile on his face as they continue their celebration of their victory)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners… THE CORONA HOMBRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: :mjcry: Terry Chambers wins another match. Another day of pain, as long as Rex wins through, I’ll be perfectly fine if that happens.
Rich Russillo: What a match that we were just able to witness tonight! It’s clear that both teams needed this win and they put it all on the line to show exactly why. IDOL-GUN put up a tremendous fight against two world-class competitors in the form of the Corona Hombres, but in the end, it just wasn’t enough as the Corona Hombres came out victorious!
James Peters: No doubt about it that IDOL-GUN have absolutely nothing to be ashamed about in that regard. They’ve proven themselves time after time again and this is just simply a minor bump in the road. Nonetheless, they’ll get right back up, but let’s focus on our winners. Congratulations to the Corona Hombres!
(Both Terry and TLA leave the ring and once again raise their hands in the air at the bottom of the ramp to the cheers of the crowd. Meanwhile, Hikari is seen helping Miku up to their feet, both of them look absolutely furious as they look at the two of them on the stage. As from there they begin to make their way out of the ring…)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! JON KELTON FROM BEHIND WITH STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD! HIKARI TURNS AROUND AS SHE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HIM, BUT IT’S JON THAT SLAMS THE CHAIR AGAINST HER SKULL TO LAY HER OUT ON THE GROUND AS WELL! KELTON HAS JUST LAID OUT BOTH MEMBERS OF ICON GUN! ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY WENT THROUGH HELL AND BACK IN THAT MATCH!
(Kelton drops the chair as he makes his way over to the timekeeper’s area and grabs a mic. He rolls back into the ring as he looks down at the two of them, more specifically, focusing on Hikari as he folds the chair and takes a seat)
Jon Kelton: Let’s talk. I can assure you Hikari I have more than enough balls to step up to you. If you don’t know who I am now? Then I assure you, you will know soon. Because you my friend, I’ll be seeing you at Under Siege.
(The crowd cheers as Jon drops his mic and looks down at the both of them again. ‘Red Eye’ by NBA Youngboy plays up as he leaves the ring and turns around at the two of them. Both members of IDOL-GUN seem to be stirring as they’ve heard what they needed to hear. He gives a wave to them before he turns around and makes his way to the backstage area as from there, Voltage fades out to a commercial break)
(A commercial for Ahren Fournier vs. An Actual Goat in an MMA fight plays.)
(Voltage fades back from commercial and to the commentary area.)
James Peters: As we return from commercial, we have Captain Charisma inside the ring right now and he has a special announcement about Shock Value.
Rich Russillo: And talk about testing and leaving your match to chance and fate, we have seen the card play out these past few weeks and everything in Shock Value is electrified.
Persephone: Yeah, shocking.
Rich Russillo: I see what you did there.
James Peters: Let’s go to Captain Charisma and see what he has to say.
(Captain Charisma is in the ring with mic in hand. Behind him is something covered in a black cloth.)
Captain Charisma: Thank you EAW Universe and talk about a stacked card and what we have for Shock Value. We have SOSA Henderson getting his rematch against Terry Chambers for the EAW World Championship! Rex McAllister will take on Ms. Extreme! IDOL-GUN will face Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor! A. Catalina Flowers goes up against the new acquired Alexis Chambers for a Unique Opportunity! Raven Roberts will look for revenge from last year against Minerva! And there is one more match, but before we get to that, I would like to re-introduce right now…. THE BLOODSPORT WHEEL!
(Quickly taking the cloth off, the dreaded wheel is introduced as the virtual crowd cheers. Captain Charisma looks on smiling.)
James Peters: The dreaded Bloodsport Wheel and talk about the stipulations it has on it! A Power Grid Street Fight! Electric Floors, Electric Casket! Blackout Match! Electrified TLC Match! Electric Chair Match! The infamous Shock Collar and finally a High Voltage match!
Rich Russillo: Talk about brutality, we have seen some of the most dangerous stipulations come from the wheel and this is no different!
Persephone: Talk about insanity.
(Captain Charisma takes a good look at the wheel before he turns back and speaks.)
Captain Charisma: As you can see all the different stipulations we have, and now as I announce the next match for the Specialists Championship, Sierra Bradford will face the champion, Constance Blevins who I would like to come out here right now!
(The crowd cheers as ‘Forgotten’ by Avril Lavigne starts to play throughout the arena, Constance Blevins arrives on the stage in her Black leather jacket and matching gear on underneath. Now sporting an eye patch over right eye, with her one good eye and the Specialists Championship around her waist. Constance stares straight ahead with extreme focus before making her way to the ring. Captain Charisma holds the ropes open for her. She enters the ring and doesn’t waste precious moments posing with the title before being handed a mic.)
Captain Charisma: Thank you Constance for joining me and tonight you get to be the first to spin the wheel and find out your match stipulation. The options are A Power Grid Street Fight, Electric Floors, Electric Casket, Blackout Match, Electrified TLC Match, Electric Chair Match, Shock Collar and a High Voltage match. So please take a spin.
(Constance looks hesitant, she even raises her hand toward the eye patch, then turns to Captain Charisma.)
Constance Blevins: With all due respect, pardon my hesitation here, but it was this same wheel that cost me 5the injury to my eye. The Taipei Death Match with Sienna Jade was forced on me because of the wheel and it haunts me to this day. I have moved on from it, I accepted what came to me due to it now, but I would have never been in the situation to begin with had it not been for this contraption. So, excuse me if I’m not jumping at the first chance to spin it.
Captain Charisma: Your hesitation is perfectly alright and justified, what happened at Bloodsport was unfortunate, but you came back stronger than ever. You were able to put the trauma behind you, it was hard, but you overcame it with courage and drive. I know this because not only are you holding the gold, you defeated Kasey Kaos in her own match stipulation to win that Specialists Championship you hold so proud over your shoulder. I know that this can bring back some painful memories, but as Constance Blevins, the wrestler, champion and competitor she is, this wheel will only further give you the incentive to leave Shock Value still champion against not only a worthy challenger, but a former champion as well.
(Constance allows for Captain Charisma’s words to sink in for a moment, she paces some, turning back to Captain Charisma, she finally gives in and nods.)
Constance Blevins: You’re absolutely right. I do need to face my fears and I am a Champion, a fighting one at that and I look forward to the match with Sierra Bradford, so here is to fate, whatever comes then it comes.
(Walking up to the wheel she looks at it for a moment, before finally giving it a good spin, she stands back and waits as it starts to slow down, both she and Captain Charisma look on both with excitement and nervousness while the virtual crowd cheers.)
James Peters: Here we go, the wheel is spinning where we will find out the first spin and match stipulation for the EAW Specialists Championship.
Rich Russillo: Constance is nervous, can’t really blame her, but this is all up to luck and chance, but seeing all those stipulations, there really is no luck, all matches sound brutal.
Persephone: She needs to get over it, besides, she looks good with the eye patch.
(The wheel starts to slow down, when finally, it stops. Constance eyes widen some…)
Captain Charisma: And the wheel stops on ELECTRIC CHAIR MATCH!
(The crowd cheers as Constance takes a huge breath and nods, accepting the results when suddenly ‘Sk8er Boi’ by Avril Lavigne starts to play throughout the arena.)
James Peters: And here comes the challenger, Sierra Bradford and she looks laser focused right now!
Constance turns to the entranceway watching Sierra Bradford, the former Unified Tag Team Champion. Sierra Bradford the normally energetic and smiling entity has a serious look on her face as she barrels down to the ring. She grabs a mic and rolls in.)
Captain Charisma: Sierra Bradford, welcome I didn’t expect to see you here but nonetheless, I am sure you are excited about the match at Shock Value and the stipulations.
(Sierra doesn’t look all that impressed but tries to be cordial and respectful about it.)
Sierra Bradford: Yeah, whatever it takes, I am fine with. It seems like this is a year tradition for me as in last year’s Shock Value I took on Consuelo Rose Ava in one as well, so let’s call it déjà vu. I have been here before, I know what it takes to be in this kind of match and how it feels afterwards, it’s not fun, but I am willing to put my body through it again to get a chance at winning the Specialists Championship. While I may have been victorious, I’ll admit it was with help. This time though I plan to do it all by myself, because unlike last year when all I wanted was to be taken seriously this time around, I have something more to prove, that I belong and I am a Champion, I can wear that title around my waist proud. The only way I am ever going to be good on my word is by becoming the Specialists Champion.
Captain Charisma: I like it, confidence going into a match that lets face it, you know the brutality of it. And….
(But Captain Charisma is cut off by Constance who now takes exception to what Sierra Bradford had said and shakes her head, walking up face to face to her challenger.)
Constance Blevins: I like the confidence too, coming into a match that you have had in the past may think it gives you the advantage. The only problem with that Sierra, I’m, not the type of woman that is much in a given mood either. I get where you are coming from, the wanting and needing a Championship title, I was there too, I had fallen on my face and needed to pick myself back up, and when I came back wearing this patch on my eye as a reminder of the Hell, I had been through, I made a promise to myself that no one would ever put me in that position ever again. I personally do not care what kind of match it is; I have one goal and one only to walk out with the title, and you crispy deep fried on that Electric chair.
(Sierra chuckles a little, then looks right at Constance.)
Sierra Bradford: Funny because I was watching in the back when you didn’t want to spin the wheel, too scared after Bloodsport, but don’t worry, I’m not taking your eye, Constance, I’m taking your title.
Constance Blevins: You can try Sierra, but I worked too damn hard to get back to a respected position to have this snatched from me so quickly. That is not the way it works around her, and trust me Sierra, I am not leaving without this title at Shock Value.
(Sierra nods and backs up a little, she offers her hand in a shake.)
Sierra Bradford: Okay, may the best woman win.
Constance Blevins: Yes, the best.
Sierra Bradford: Yeah, the best….
(Suddenly Sierra Bradford forearms Constance in the face and slams her head right into the wheel as she falls back and the wheel on top of her!)
Captain Charisma: SIERRA STOP!
(Sierra pushes Captain Charisma out of the way as he steps further back, she climbs on Constance and starts dropping lefts and rights on Blevins, she then grabs Constance and picks her up, hoists her up over her shoulder, MISERY BUSINESS!)
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD IS ATTACKING CONSTANCE BLEVINS! SHE JUST DROPPED THE CHAMP IN MISERY BUSINESS AFTER SLAMMING HER THROUGH THE WHEEL AND IT FALLING ON HER!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT SIERRA’S FACE! SHE IS FULL OF EMOTION AND FRUSTRATION! SHE SIMPLY HAD ENOUGH AND WANTS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE CHAMPION! SIERRA IS HERE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND BE A THREAT TO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!
Persephone: Finally, some action!
(Sierra looks down at Constance who is lying motionless, she picks up the Specialist Championship and stands over her, holding it up in the air before dropping it on Constance’s waist. Captain Charisma just glares at Sierra as she has a scowl on her face, they stare at each other for a moment longer before she finally steps over and through the ropes. Captain Charisma checks on the unconscious Constance, who is barely stirring, as Sierra looks back, angry and full of aggression.)
James Peters: Statement made by the challenger and Constance knows that this match is going to be a damn war! Sierra has the advantage, she has been in this match before, the question is, will it be enough!?
Rich Russillo: If Sierra walks out to Shock Value like she did just now on Constance, we could have a new Specialists Champion. We just saw a side of her that we never thought we would ever see. Sierra is here and Constance better be careful, though I will say, to defeat the champ, she is going to need every damn bit of it!
Persephone: Now I like this, she did the right thing, you want people to notice you? That’s how!
(Captain Charisma signals for some medical staff to come and check on Constance who is now slowly moving, as Sierra Bradford continues to walk toward the back, angry and at the same time admiring the message she sent.)
(Commercial for Strawberry Steve’s new “Strawberry” flavored Strawberry’s.)
(Voltage returns to the backstage area where the camera comes to set upon interviewer Sofia Clarke, who wears a greeting smile on her face with a microphone coming to be raised as she begins to speak while facing the camera just directly in front of her.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time: Alexis Chambers!
(The camera pans over to get Alexis stepping into view, her hands on her hips after a small wave to the camera to acknowledge the viewing audience before putting her attention back on Sofia.)
Sofia Clarke: Alexis, I’m so glad you could make the time for this – you’ll be excited to know that I’ve actually got an announcement coming up that actually pertains to you as well!
Alexis Chambers: :ohhh:
Sofia Clarke: So, as we have come to know as of earlier, we’re pleased to know that Lisa Wren is, in fact, free from Saudi jail :wow:!!! However, as far as things concerning Lisa Wren go, that’s not all the news we have as I’ve come to learn that at Shock Value, we’ll be seeing Lisa added to your match against Catalina Flowers! This now means that not only will you and Catalina have a chance at the Unique Opportunity that Captain Charisma has put into place for the match, but now Lisa Wren has that same chance!
(Sofia gives a moment for the announcement to settle, allowing Alexis and Voltage viewers to take in the news. Alexis shrugs her shoulders, not put off at all by the unexpected addition to her match and she finally speaks up as Sofia tilts the microphone her way.)
Alexis Chambers: I’ll be honest, I’m not at all bothered by Captain Charisma deciding to make Lisa the other opponent in my match for Shock Value. I was thankful that he decided to have me as a part of Voltage and I’m determined to prove that there shouldn’t be any regrets about that – as far as I’m concerned, I’m looking forward to this even more now! If this is the challenge that Captain Charisma wants to send my way then so be it, I’m not backing down for anyone or anything when I’m still out to get my own success. I’ve sought out to be a champion in this company and too many times already I’ve missed that opportunity, having failed to accomplish that goal. I’ve challenged for the Universal Women’s Championship and the Unified Tag Team Championships but unfortunately, things didn’t go the way I would’ve liked, especially when becoming a Tag Team Champion with Bethany was something at the top of my list. But all I can do now is strive for better, strive to achieve more and actually show on my own why I should be at the forefront. For all I know, this Unique Opportunity could be coming with Grand Rampage or even possibly Pain for Pride implications – those are two shows that I absolutely refuse to miss out on and having to consider that’s what could be in the cards for this match, I’m not letting this one slip through my fingers!
Alexis Chambers: I’ve defeated Lisa before and I’m sure that I could do it again, only this time, I won’t just be defeating her – she’ll be having someone there to join her in that loss. Me and Catalina had our little confrontation the other week with Captain Charisma, and after watching her match against Azrael, I can say that she’s definitely someone I’ll be having to watch out for. Like I said, I’m thinking about what the Shock Value match could mean for Grand Rampage or Pain for Pride, and when I saw how her brothers-
(Alexis finds herself cutting herself off as coming in from the other side of the interview area are Los Hermanos Flores, which immediately gets her attention! Already, she’s putting a guard up – the fact they’re approaching her without Catalina is enough to raise concern.)
Hermano Flores Uno: Did you hear that? Alexis is worried about whether or not she’ll even be on Grand Rampage or Pain for Pride in a meaningful match; muy linda. It’s cute. When you miss out on another big win like you seemingly always do and you’re struggling to figure out where your place will be in the grand scheme of things for both shows, maybe it’ll even be a little funny.
(While Alexis glares, the other Flores brother sends Sofia away with an intimidating scowl. While Sofia probably wouldn’t have been much help to begin with, this nonetheless leaves Alexis on her own with Los Hermanos Flores.)
Hermano Flores Dos: Now, what was it that you were saying, Alexis?
Alexis Chambers: Oh, you mean when I was about to mention how you two provided Catalina a huge assist the other week so that she could win? If that’s how things are going to be then I’m sure Lisa and I could expect you two to try to do the same thing come Shock Value – the only difference is gonna be that I won’t fall victim to your shit. Standing in my way for Catalina the way you two interfered in her match the other week is the kind of bullshit I’m not going to let bring me down here on Voltage – I’m setting out on a new path, and I’m all for competition, but you two trying to tilt the scales in her favor won’t be something that goes over well with me or anyone else around here. I’ve got no problem with seeing what Catalina can bring to the ring all on her own against myself and Lisa, I’ll even go as far as to say that I’m hoping it’s a real challenge because I’m not looking for anything easy. You two, though? Getting involved won’t go down the way you think it will.
Hermano Flores Uno: Those are big, tough words for someone so small, sí? Thinking we’ll be intimidated by you is something that just isn’t going to happen, especially when you don’t have the track record of success to try to throw your weight around.
Alexis Chambers: “Throw my weight around”? Look, I’m not trying to intimidate you at all. In fact, I’m just warning you because there’s no one here on Voltage that’ll take any crap from you two no matter what your cause is. That’s why you can try to intimidate me, or make fun of me and my losses as if somehow you seem to think I’m just getting my hopes up when it comes to Shock Value – but it won’t be so funny when I’m accomplishing my goal for Shock Value at Catalina’s expense, which is why I won’t be fucking around in the slightest come Shock Value. Thinking to fuck me over when this Unique Opportunity could mean a whole hell of a lot for me and my career isn’t something either of you should be thinking would end well for either of you.
(Los Hermanos Flores look to one another with amused expressions despite the very much apparent seriousness that Alexis exudes.)
Hermano Flores Dos: Like he said, your hopes of wanting to get a big match or big opportunity – very cute! Pero, that Unique Opportunity is Catalina’s and we came to pass that message along.
Alexis Chambers: Well, listen here, if you two want to play messengers so bad, then why don’t you run along and tell Catalina that she can get fucked if this is how she or you two plan on doing business. I get it, you two are supposed to be all doom and gloom for whoever you cross paths with hoping that maybe you’ll make things easier for your sister, even help Catalina along the way and look out for her by doing things like this, but you’re not gonna push me around or come up on me like I’ll actually be scared or think twice about what I’m getting into. And you know what else? Come Shock Value, if you two really do want to get involved or put your hands on me, I-
(Alexis raises a hand to point a finger at the brothers, but one of them captures her hand and twists it upward, bending her fingers back into an uncomfortable position! Alexis gasps in shock and pain, trying to push his hand away but to no avail as he refuses to let go! Bending further on her fingers, Alexis shouts in agony!)
(Alexis’s scream is no doubt loud enough to be heard throughout the backstage area before she’s then yanked to the ground! Alexis falls to her knees, but she still can’t even pull away as she finds her hand being placed on the ground before the same brother comes down on it with repeated, ruthless stomps! Alexis’s shouting seems unending and does literally nothing to cause him to even think to let up, and she’s unable to push him away with her other hand! The other brother merely watches on, an actually entertained grin appearing on his face as he watches his brother inflict constant damage on Alexis’ hand. It seems that once it sounds like Alexis is nearly on the verge of crying on the floor with her hand trapped under the heel of his shoe, it is only then that he comes off her hand and backs away, the two brothers looking pleased with what just transpired.)
Hermano Flores Uno: It’s like we said, we’re just sending a message on behalf of our sister. No interfieras con el éxito que ella quiere lograr. Never step in the path of EAW’s hottest rising star.
(Once they walk off, Alexis brings herself to her knees and looks to her hand, seeing that she’s had her fingers broken. She cradles her hand to her chest still in blatant shock and pain as what just happened is still processing through her head. However, she looks up to find Catalina Flowers standing over her with Catalina smirking, before knocking Alexis back to the floor with a kick to the head! Pulling Alexis’s arm out from under her, Catalina brings Alexis’s broken hand out to lay it on the floor and stomps down on it, eliciting another agonized scream from Alexis that’s honestly uncomfortable to hear. But it’s put a satisfied smirk on the face of Catalina as she looks down on Alexis for a moment before following in the direction of her brothers. Sofia Clarke, having been standing off to the side, reenters the scene calling for help as she kneels down beside Alexis, who’s gone back to holding her hand close in a poor attempt to console the pain she’s going through, as the scene just then fades out.)
(As Voltage fades back to ringside, “Diva” by Beyonce begins to play. It takes a little while, but finally Candice Blair steps out and poses before taking a deep breath and walking toward the ring. She’s clearly still hurt following Shane Gates’ attack, but somehow manages to make her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The Following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from San Francisco, CA.! Weighing in at 126 pounds…. She is “THE HOT COMMODITY” CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!
(Candice looks around and winces, holding her head, obviously beaten up and possible hair injury, after Shane Gates attacked her before sliding into the ring gingerly, then stepping out as Candice nervously takes off her ring gear.)
James Peters: I’m sorry, but Candice should not be out here tonight. After the beating she took at the hands of Shane Gates, she shouldn’t be in the ring with one of the top females in the EAW.
Rich Russillo: I have to agree, she could have a concussion, refused medical attention. She is one tough cookie, but not a very smart one.
Persephone: What do you expect, she’s an Ava.
(“Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea plays throughout the arena as Darcy walks out holding the Universal Women’s Championship proud. She poses in the entranceway before making her way down to the ring strutting with confidence.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent hails from Kent, England! Weighing in at 130 lbs.! She is the Universal Women’s Champion…. “THE LEADING LADY” DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
James Peters: The Universal Women’s Champion is here, and she is looking good as ever, a confident Darcy is an extremely dangerous one.
Rich Russillo: It really is and she is taking on a woman who took a beating earlier, and we are told she will be competing tonight, this puts Darcy at5 a great advantage, but we are looking at one of the tope Women Elitists in the company and she is ready to show us why.
Persephone: I can stomach her, she has class, no doubt about it.
(The referee checks on Darcy who nods, then he is seen talking to a very hurt Candice who shake her head as he pleads with her about starting the match.)
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) RING THE DAMN BELL!
(The referee has no choice and calls for the start of the match and the bell.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Candice and Darcy circle the ring, the confidence of Darcy is booming because she knows that Candice is hurt, she could see it already in her movements as they lock up and Darcy quickly hits an arm drag, leaning against the ropes and smiling while Candice slowly shakes out her arm and gets back to her feet.)
James Peters: Candice looks off, for the sake of her safety, the referee needs to stop this match and have her fight another day. She is putting her health and career at risk.
Rich Russillo: I don’t always agree with Persephone, but she was right when she said, Candice is an Ava, no quit in those sisters.
Persephone: Listen to me more often, I am smart.
(Candice takes a deep breath and locks up with Darcy again, this time Morgan hits a quick hip toss, Candice tries to kip up, but falls back, Darcy starts to laugh as she walks around standing over an embarrassed and hurt Candice.)
Darcy May Morgan: (Off Mic) Mercy rule!?
Candice: (Off Mic) Never!
James Peters: Darcy didn’t take too kindly to this! She is kicking Candice while she is down on the mats! She has unloaded on the gorgeous Ava! She wants to punish her some! Darcy continues to kick Candice! She is not letting her get back to her feet, now dragging her to the middle of the ring before snapping her like back, Candice rolling in the ring, she is not looking the same right now!
Rich Russillo: Darcy is picking her apart like a wolf! She picks up Candice by the hair, Irish Whips to the ropes, Darcy charges in, Candice gets out of the way, Darcy puts on the brakes! She stop and Candice turns right into a running clothesline! Did you see her neck snap back! She already has a head injury! She is picked up again, textbook hook and snap suplex by Darcy!
Persephone: I guess this is entertaining if you’re a fan of Darcy because so far this match has been nothing short of a joke. Why is she wasting our time? All the Ava’s are so hardheaded!
(Candice tries to get up but Darcy assists her, smirking while brushing her hair back, then whipping her into the ropes, she ducks down for a back body drop…)
James Peters: INSIDE CRADLE BY CANDICE BLAIR!
James Peters: Darcy kicks out! She is right on top of Candice and grabs her… DDT! That was a vicious DDT! This match is over already, they just need to stop this now, she could be permanently hurt! Darcy is not even going for the pin, instead she is picking her up slowly and setting up Candice, whips her into the corner turnbuckle, Darcy winds up, Handspring Elbow perfectly connected! Candice stumbles out of the corner and Darcy with a huge Bulldog! Candice hasn’t been able to get anything going thanks to Shane Gates!
Rich Russillo: I have to agree, Candice is in a lot of trouble, the referee needs to use discretion here and Darcy May Morgan is not going for the pin! She picks up Candice who is wobbly on her feet, Darcy bounces off the ropes, HIGH KNEE TO THE CHEST! Candice is down again and now she is getting up on the second rope, she is ready to telegraph and jumps off with an elbow…. NO! CANDICE SHOWS SOME LIFE EARLY IN THIS MATCH AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
Persephone: Super Darcy is righty back up! She is invincible!
(Darcy May Morgan is back to her feet, Candice is struggling to get to the ropes, slowly helping herself back up to her feet, Darcy is waiting, Candice turns into a Belly to Bell… NO! Candice hangs on to the ropes, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BY CANDICE! She gets up as Darcy looks stunned.)
James Peters: And Candice was able to find an opening, and maybe she can capitalize on this! Darcy is down and Candice now picks her up, SWINGING NECKBREAKER by Candice, and she runs against the ropes, ROLLING THUNDER! Candice isn’t going for a pin either, she is trying to get her wind back, but keeps holding her head, she has to have a concussion especially after the Darcy DDT! Candice waits as Darcy is back to her feet, METEORA BY CANDICE! WAIT, SHE HANGS GRABS DARCY RIGHT INTO A MONKEY FLIP AND DARCY MAY MORGAN DID A 180 LANDING FLAT ON HER FACE! CANDICE IS FINALLY MAKING SOME HEADWAY! SHE IS UP, DARCY HOLDING HER FACE, TURNS INTO A SUPERKICK BY CANDICE! SHE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: Of course, she kicks out!
Rich Russillo: Candice is now in control, but she is going to have to do a lot more than that to keep Darcy May Morgan down! She gets right back, runs against the ropes, Darcy back to her feet, BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY CANDCIE! DARCY IS DOWN AGAIN! CANDICE IS HEARING THE APPRECIATION OF THE FANS IN ATTENDANCE!
(Darcy is picked up to her feet by Candice, she goes for the Candy Destroyer….)
James Peters: NO! DARCY WITH A BACK BODY DROP BUT CANDICE HANGS ON WITH A SUNSET FLIP BUT DARCY WITH A STRAIGHT PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CANDICE! TTYN! THAT WAS BRUTAL AND SHE MAY HAVE KNOCKED CANDICE OUT! DARCY DROPS FOR THE COVER!
James Peters: SHOULDER UP BY CANDICE! SHE IS STILL IN THIS! Darcy can’t believe it, she mounts Candice, and starts wailing away with fists after fists! She has her down and the referee is administering the count!
Rich Russillo: Darcy breaks up the count after she stops but the damage is done! The thing is Candace maybe hurt but she is resilient and if Darcy let’s her hang on too long in this match it will bite her in that beautiful ass of hers!
Persephone: Ewww… really? Darcy just needs to finish her off, that’s it!
(Darcy paces around some, she looks to be getting her bearings back, as Candice stirs and has a busted lip. Darcy scoops her up by the hair, runs against the ropes…)
James Peters: FACE ACHE! NO! CANDICE DODGES AND SIDESTEPS! CANDICE WITH ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE! NO! DARCY NOW SHIFTS, CANDICE TURNS AND FACE ACHE CONNECTS! CANDICE GOES DOWN WITH A KICK RIGHT TO HER FACE! DARCY WASTES NO TIME, PICKS HER BACK UP, GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! SHE FOLLOWS BY A KNEE TO THE CHEST AND A NONCHALANT COVER!
Persephone: COME ON! HOW DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT!?
Rich Russillo: Candice is pugnacious! She is staying with it showing that this young lady has a no quit attitude and even Darcy right now is asking herself, how!? Darcy shakes her head, she picks up Candice and this time whips her against the turnbuckle, NO! Candice reverses, right into a rip cord elbow! Darcy staggers, Candice runs at her, HURRICARANA! Darcy is discombobulated, getting up and here comes Candice, FLYING FOREARM ON DARCY! Candice though is not done!
James Peters: Darcy is starting to regret not putting her out early! She gets up, and Candice goes for the hair pull Gory Special! NO! Darcy holds on to the ropes, she reverses, DARLING DROP! She takes Candice down! Darcy is trying to catch her breath, she gets to her feet, Candice is up, TURNING RIGHT INTO A SPEAR! GOODNIGHT CANDICE BLAIR THIS ONE IS OVER!
Persephone: She is hurt, how is Candice getting her shoulder up here! Doesn’t she know Sexy Rexy is teaming with her sister later tonight and I am ready for that match! Save your career stupid bitch!
Rich Russillo: Woah, easy there Persie! Candice is a fighter, there is a no give up attitude with this young lady and Darcy is trying to figure out how to defeat her, and while Candice is hurt, Darcy is starting to feel the pain of this match! She is slowly back up, Candice is getting up slowly, Darcy hoists her over the shoulder, running against the ropes, Snake-Eyes! Slamming the head of Candice on the top! The more she injures the head of Candice, Darcy knows the more susceptible she has become! Candice is out on her feet, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY DARCY!
James Peters: She is pointing to the top rope! Darcy is climbing, perched up. A FLYING LEG DROP! NO! NOBODY HOME! CANDICE BLAIR HAS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! CANDICE IS UP, BASEMENT DROPKICK ON DARCY! CANDICE RUNS TO THE CORNER, HOPS ON THE SECOND ROPE….. MOONSAULT AND SHE HOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: Just end this now! Darcy kicks out because this woman will never die!
Rich Russillo: It is why she is the Universal Women’s Champion! Give it to Candice though! She is fighting through the pain, through a head injury she suffered earlier, Candice is doing her best but how much longer can it last when we know just how good Darcy is!?
James Peters: Candice is lifting her up by the hair, she hoists up Darcy, SHOULDER BREAKER! Candice isn’t going for the cover, wait a second, is she going for the Candy Lock! Candice wraps up Darcy’s legs, wait Darcy cradles her for a pin!
James Peters: Candice kicks out! She is back up, Darcy with a vicious forearm right to the face of Candice! She stumbles back! Kick to the midsection, SITOUT SPINEBUSTER BY DARCY! HOW HARD WAS THAT!? She is down! Darcy is now wrapping her legs up, she is going for a Sharpshooter! Turning Candice over…. NO! CANDICE SPINS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Darcy turns ENZINGUIRI BY CANDICE AND IT HIT THE MONEY RIGHT ON THE HEAD! DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST CRUMBLED TO HER KNEES! CANDICE AGAINST THE ROPES, FLYING LEG DROP ON DARCY! BUT SHE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! Darcy is rolling up, Candice is signaling for the Candy Destroyer! Darcy gets up, Candice kicks her in the midsection, she hooks Darcy….
Persephone: Back body drop! No, Candice landed on her feet, Darcy back and spinning head scissors take down by Cand…. No, Darcy reverses it, turning this into a facebuster! Okay now end this!
(Darcy May Morgan waits for Candice to get up, she is looking to finish her off with the DDD but then she looks at the entranceway and Harper Lee starts to make her way toward the ring. Darcy’s eyes widen, glaring right at Harper!)
James Peters: HARPER LEE IS HERE AND LOOK AT DARCY! She looked ready to take down Candice, but here is her opponent for the Universal Women’s Championship! Darcy is not paying attention to Candice who is recovering, Harper is going around the ring, she has a hold of the Championship and here comes Darcy…. NOO CANDICE FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL GIRL!
Persephone: Damn it! She kicked out!
Rich Russillo: Darcy is back up, she attempts a clothesline, Candice ducks, she turns and Darcy charges again, Candice sidesteps but Darcy catches her wrists and whips her INTO THE REFEREE! THEY BUT HEADS! Candice is dazed! The referee is still on his feet, but he butted heads with Candice, wait…. Look!
(Harper Lee slides in with the Universal Women’s Championship, Darcy turns, and Harper Lee runs at her but she ducks and Harper strikes Candice as she turns around right in the face. Harper turns and Darcy dropkicks her out!)
James Peters: HARPER LEE JUST HIT CANDICE BY MISTAKE WITH THE BELT AND DARCY DROPKICKED HARPER OUT! DARCY SITS UP CANDICE, RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, DON’T DISS DARCY! SHE LIES ON CANDICE AND HOOKS THE LEG AS THE REFEREE FINALLY TURNS AND COUNTS!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: The winner of the match… THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!
(She quickly grabs her championship and rolls out of the ring with a huge smile on her face as “Spotlight Savior” starts to play throughout the arena. Harper gets back up and stares her down as Darcy starts to laugh pointing at Harper before heading up the ramp to the backstage area. Candace is laid out on the mat as the referee concerned for her head injury calls some medical staff to come and check on her.)
James Peters: Miscarriage of justice and Darcy steals one here tonight! Candice was not anywhere near a hundred percent and she came out and did her best, and al most won the match. Harper wanted to hit Darcy, she hit Candice instead and cost her the match. Ms. Blair will not be happy when she wakes up!
Rich Russillo: Darcy gave it her all, but in the end, Darcy outsmarted both women, and Candice fought her heart out, but this is why Darcy is the Universal Women’s Champion.
Persephone: I’m just glad its over! Now can we get to Rex!
(Candice slowly starts to stir while being attended to, while Harper angrily looks on, then turns to Darcy who is almost backstage with a huge grin on her face holding up the Championship.)
(The scene fades with Sofia Clarke backstage with a microphone in her hand and the Voltage backdrop behind her.)
Sofia Clarke: It’s been another excellent edition of Voltage tonight. We are two weeks away from Shock Value, where the Voltage brand will set the bar once again for Showdown and Dynasty to try to surpass. One of the matches that was announced last week was for the National Elite Championship. Joining me right now is the National Elite Champion himself…Myles!
(Myles steps into the camera frame. The National Elite Championship is shining on his shoulder, but he doesn’t really put much attention to it. Instead, he looks straightforward. A part of him wants to get this interview over with, so he can do some last minute preparation for the huge tag team match up next.)
Sofia Clarke: Myles, I want to thank you for doing this interview. Let’s begin things off with this question: how are you feeling about your title match against TLA at Shock Value?
Myles: It’s a shame that I need to waste my valuable time dealing with a man who does not understand the vision of New Eden. He, much like one of my opponents up next, Rex McAllister, wants to dismiss the teachings that New Eden has tried to get across to every simpleminded Elitists on this brand. They desperately want us to be the bad guys. They want to look for reasons to despise us, but has anyone thought for a second that maybe — just maybe — we’re the only ones making sense in a brand that not many things make sense to begin with? I fail to understand why TLA is being perceived as the good guy in this situation when he is one of the people that is stepping in our way to getting rid of the greed and championships of this brand. All of these things that are cancerous to this brand and not many people want to understand it. For TLA, what’s his reason for coming after me and the National Elite Championship? Because he wants to hurt New Eden where it will hurt the most and that’s by taking this championship away from me. Personally, I couldn’t care less about this championship, but to let this championship go to someone as greedy and out of touch as TLA is something that I will not be able to cope with. If anything, I am still going to go into the match and kick TLA’s ass. Sure, he’ll give a nice, little fight. He’ll fight with all of his heart that will make these fans just rally against him, but he won’t succeed. He won’t be able to get the job done, but TLA is used to that feeling.
Sofia Clarke: You mentioned in your video this week that you believed that TLA didn’t deserve this opportunity given to him by Captain Charisma?
Myles: TLA doesn’t deserve to face me for the National Elite Championship. People can try their best to argue with me and justify the reasons for why TLA is facing me at Shock Value, but I fail to see it. Captain Charisma gave him an opportunity because he felt bad for TLA. He felt bad for making Voltage to a bigger joke than it was before. He gets rewarded for LOSING at King of Elite. Do you think that if it were me, Drake or Minerva in TLA’s position that we would have been rewarded for losing at King of Elite? The answer is: “no” and it’s because we’re not in that ‘special’ circle of people that Captain Charisma just adores. We’re not held to the same standard as his golden boy, Rex McAllister. We’re not loved like TLA happens to be. You think that Captain Charisma is going to reward Minerva with another shot at the EAW Championship? Nope! Despite being ROBBED of the victory, Captain Charisma is not going to be looking at her way and will move onto someone else. Do you think that if it was Rex McAllister in that position, he would be ignoring it? No, he would call out on the bullshit. He would do everything he can to make things right. As for TLA, he gets the chance to pursue any championship that he wants and it makes me sick to my stomach. I’ll make sure that he won’t be rewarded at Shock Value and that he leaves the event empty-handed like he did at King of Elite.
???: Is that what you think, Holmes?
(The camera finds TLA standing across from Myles, who has his eyes on the National Elite Championship on Myles’ shoulder. He looks at the title for a moment before staring back at Myles.)
TLA: Let’s keep the facts straight — this match was bound to happen at some point. I would cross paths with another member of New Eden at some point this season. New Eden and especially your gringo leader, Drake, saw fit to make me a target since day one. I tried to ignore all the cheap shots that Drake would say about me. I had to listen to him say that I didn’t deserve to be part of the King of Elite finals. I had to listen to him rant about how I didn’t deserve shit. Ever since he took the L against me at Wicked Games, there’s no doubt that I’ve been a target to him. It was just a matter of when we were going to cross paths, but when we did, I was going to embarrass him like I did at Wicked Games. But yeah, I listen to all the shit that he’s been saying. He thought that I wouldn’t pay attention to all of that shit? He thinks that I wouldn’t do anything when given the chance? Nah, I was waiting for my opportunity to do something and that’s what I am going to do at Shock Value because I am sick of being a target with Drake and the rest of you pussies. ALL of Voltage is sick of that pendejo Drake King and you, Myles and your little bitch, Minerva aren’t better. Don’t be parading around like y’all high and mighty when you three are the worst things that this brand has to offer. Captain Charisma was a real homie and saw the hard work that I put at King of Elite. He gave me the opportunity to do what I want and I want to make sure that I take that gold away from you.
Myles: This is nothing more than an act of greed and cowardice on your part, TLA. I expected better from someone who wants people to look them in the eye as they bring him ‘the smoke?’ You as National Elite Champion would be a downgrade for this championship. The title doesn’t deserve a greedy and coward like you as the champion and that’s the reason why I must defeat you at Shock Value. At Shock Value, I vow to end you and send you packing from EAW for good.
TLA: Nobody can end TLA, but TLA.
(Myles forms a sinister smirk on his face. He is someone that likes a challenge.)
Myles: We’ll see about that.
(Myles leaves the interview area as TLA looks at the direction he walked away to.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside, and Bella Braxton stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘Champion’ by Barnes Courtney hits, and the virtual crowd explodes as Rex McAllister makes his way out to the stage. He makes his way down to the ramp as he looks prepared for the upcoming match, and as he waits at the bottom of the ramp ‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day hits. The cheering only continues as Ms. Extreme follows, and her and Rex look at each other before finally making their way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… The team of.. MISSSS EXXTRRREEEMEEEE AND REXXX MMCCAALLIIISSTTERRR!!!!
James Peters: It’s pretty funny that these two are teaming up tonight. After all, at Shock Value they’re going to be opponents! Rex McAllister and Ms. Extreme agreed to face each other after both of them needed a match at Shock Value, and tonight they face off against people they have a ton of history with.
Rich Russillo: That’s right. After all, Rex might not have been worrying about competition at Shock Value if he won at King of Elite. Unfortunately him and Ms. Extreme lost to their opponents tonight in Myles and Minerva respectively. Now’s their chance to get some revenge.
Persephone: We really haven’t talked about Rexy enough. Rex is a former World Champion! The rightful National Elite Champion and King of Elite winner and EAW Champion and 2020 Extreme Elimination Chamber winner and-
James Peters: We get it.
(Finally ‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ by Shiro SAGISU hits, and the virtual crowd begins booing as loud as they can as both Myles and Minerva walk out to the stage. Myles is dragging the National Elite Championship as always, and as Minerva and Myles stand side by side on the stage, they look inside of the ring at their opponents before finally beginning to walk down the ramp, not breaking eye contact with them.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents….. THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION MYLES AND MINERVA…….. NEEEEWWWWWW EEEDDDDEEEENNNNNN!!!!!
James Peters: New Eden formed at King of Elite and since then they’ve been one extremely destructive force here. Some say Minerva should be the EAW Champion right now while Myles is already National Elite Champion, but instead Minerva will be facing Raven Roberts at Shock Value in a Barbed Wire Massacre match!
Rich Russillo: That’s huge, and I just can’t wait to see how things go! Nonetheless these two make an amazing team and we’ve seen that time and time again, as Myles and Minerva have beaten the previous Unified Tag Team Champions, the current Champions, and even their opponents tonight.
Persephone: Myles blatantly cheated to beat Rex. Why are we even counting that?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And this tag team match is underway between the team of Rex McAllister and Ms. Extreme versus New Eden! Minerva and Ms. Extreme are starting this match off as they begin to circle the ring, AND NOW JUST LIKE THAT THEY GO AFTER EACH OTHER AS THEY BEGIN PUNCHING AWAY! MS. EXTREME AND MINERVA HITTING EACH OTHER WITH FOREARMS AND JUST LIKE THAT THIS MATCH HAS STARTED OFF WITH A BANG! MINERVA AND MS. EXTREME GOING BACK AND FORTH, AND THEY BOTH HIT EACH OTHER WITH A HUGE FOREARM, CAUSING EACH OTHER TO STUMBLE BACK INTO THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS! Just like that Rex and Myles tagged themselves into the match, and now all four participants are inside of the ring!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER AND MYLES GO AFTER EACH OTHER JUST LIKE MINERVA AND CAMILLE DID, AND NOW WE HAVE AN ALL OUT BRAWL ON OUR HANDS JUST AT THE START OF THIS MATCH! MINERVA AND CAMILLE, REX AND MYLES! THESE WERE BOTH SINGLES MATCHES AT KING OF ELITE, CAPTAIN CHARISMA MADE A GREAT CHOICE HAVING THESE TWO TEAMS FIGHT EACH OTHER TONIGHT! This is definitely going to be a great match, or at least it will be if Minerva and Camille manage to exit the ring without tearing each other apart!
James Peters: The referee is getting involved now and he’s separating Camille and Minerva, forcing them to stop fighting and go back onto the apron in their respective corners! This leaves Myles and Rex in the ring on their own, AND MYLES GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE BUT REX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Rex now grabbing Myles from behind, AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT MYLES MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! Now it’s Myles pulling Rex up while holding him from behind, AND MYLES GOES FOR A RIPCORD KNEE BUT REX MANAGES TO STOP HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: Myles falls back into the ropes, AND AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM HE GOES FOR A DISCUS LARIAT BUT REX MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT! Rex now lighting Myles up with forearms and chops! Rex backs Myles up into the ropes, and now he begins running the ropes himself- AND I THINK HE TRIED TO SEND MYLES OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT MYLES LIFTS REX OVER HIM! Rex just landed out onto the apron! Myles now going to capitalize- but Rex hits him with a forearm, causing him to stumble backwards!
Persephone: The fraud Champion charges in, BUT REXY HITS A SLINGSHOT SPE- NO! NO!! STUPID MYLES SOMEHOW HIT REXY WITH A KNEE WHILE HE WAS GOING FOR THE SLINGSHOT SPEAR, AND NOW MYLES PICKS HIM UP BEFORE DELIVERING A POWERBOMB! That was not supposed to happen, Myles is clearly cheating! He probably took something before the match, was he even tested!? GOD, why can’t anyone do their job around here!? Ah well, Myles had to cheat to beat Rexy last time, and that’ll never happen again!
James Peters: Myles isn’t going for the cover. Instead he pulls Rex’s arms BEFORE STOMPING ON REX’S FACE! What a move by Myles, BUT HE DOESN’T JUST STOP AT ONE STOMP! MYLES CONTINUES TO REPEATEDLY STOMP ON REX’S FACE, BEFORE FINALLY PULLING HIM UP TO A KNEE AND DELIVERING A HUGE KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE! Myles with a huge move combination, and now Myles drags Rex and pulls him up into New Eden’s corner before beginning to stomp away at the former EAW Champion! Stomp after stomp to the man Myles managed to defeat at King of Elite, and now there’s the tag to Minerva!
Rich Russillo: Minerva is back into the match, and now she continues where Myles left off with all of these stomps! Minerva now using her foot to choke Rex, and she keeps her foot there all the way to the count of four before letting go and stomping on Rex one more time! Minerva with another tag to Myles, and New Eden seems to have the right idea here as they have Rex trapped and are frequently tagging each other in! Minerva is dragging Rex out of the corner as Myles enters the ring, and right now this is just a mugging! Myles now running the ropes as Minerva holds Rex, AND THERE’S THE LEG SWEEP AND BIG BOOT COMBO-
Persephone: NO! REX MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND MINERVA AND HE PUSHES MINERVA INTO MYLES! REXY SENDS MINERVA OUT OF THE RING NOW! Myles tries to attack Rexy while he’s occupied like the coward he is, but Rex ducked Myles lariat before hitting him with a snap powerslam! Rexy now going for the cover, AND THIS MATCH IS OVER! THERE’S NO WAY SOMEONE LIKE MYLES COULD KICK OUT OF THAT!!
Persephone: :comeagain: What!? How!? See, I told you he’s cheating!
James Peters: Myles is getting back to his feet, and now Rex sends him into the corner! That powerslam was never going to get the job done this early but it definitely helped turn the tables and get Rex back into this match! Rex now charging into Myles, but he’s hit with a boot to the face! Myles now jumping up to the middle rope, AND HE GOES FOR A DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE BUT MYLES SLIPS BEHIND MYLES BEFORE HITTING A GERMAN SUPLEX, SENDING MYLES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! What a move by Rex McAllister, and now he has the opportunity to go for the tag!
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister is crawling over to his corner, but Myles manages to grab onto Rex’s foot! Myles seems to be attempting an ankle lock, but Rex is quickly able to grab onto the ropes and force a break! Both Elitists getting back up to their feet, AND REX MANAGES TO TAKE MYLES DOWN WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH! REX NOW STUMBLING BACK INTO HIS OWN CORNER, AND MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO TAG HERSELF IN! MS. EXTREME IS IN THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN AS MYLES FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET!
Persephone: I couldn’t care less about Ms. Extreme, BUT SHE’S ON REXY’S TEAM SO GO ADOPTED AVA I GUESS! Ms. Extreme is climbing up to the top rope as the fake Champ gets back to his feet, AND SHE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A DIVING DROPKICK! That dropkick looked awful and Camille needs to stop going up to the top rope for the rest of this match, BUT LETS GO MS. EXTREME!! As long as she doesn’t mess this match up for Rexy her and her terrible wrestling is fine with me!
James Peters: Myles gets back to his feet, BUT CAMILLE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE TAKING MYLES DOWN WITH A FOREARM! Myles gets back up, but Ms. Extreme sends him into the corner! Ms. Extreme running to the opposite corner, AND SHE TAKES MINERVA OFF THE APRON WITH A FORARM BEFORE CHARGING TOWARDS MYLES, AND CONNECTING WITH A HUGE SPEAR IN THE CORNER! Ms. Extreme sends Myles rolling out of the corner, and now she’s making her way back up to the top rope!
Persephone: I thought I just said for her to stop going up there. She’s making it real hard to support her.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme waits for Myles to get back to his feet after such a huge sequence of moves, and slowly Myles is getting up! GLASS CEILING BY MS. EXTREME- WAIT NO! MYLES MANAGES TO GRAB MS. EXTREME FROM BEHIND BEFORE SHE COULD REALLY CONNECT WITH THE MOVE, AND HE HITS HER WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! HE DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH, INSTEAD HE LIFTS HER UP BEFORE DELIVERING THE WRATH OF PANDORA!! MS. EXTREME WAS JUST HIT WITH THE WRATH OF PANDORA JUST BEFORE SHE COULD CONNECT WITH THE GLASS CEILING, AND THAT MAY BE IT! THE COVER BY MYLES!!
Persephone: THANK GOD Ms. Extreme managed to get the shoulder up. Words can’t explain how pissed I would’ve been if she cost Rexy the match. Everyone knows she’s not good enough to ever win a World Championship, but come on. Even she should be good enough to beat MYLES of all people! Whatever, Myles just dragged Ms. Extreme to his corner but Minerva isn’t on the apron yet cause the adopted Ava took her out a little bit ago. Please Camille just get out of there and tag in Rexy already!
James Peters: Myles seems to realize that Minerva is down, SO HE GOES FOR THE DE FACTO TO FINISH CAMILLE OFF BUT CAMILLE MANAGES TO ROLL DOWN AND PULL MYLES INTO A SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP PIN! MYLES MANAGES TO KICK OUT IMMEDIATELY BUT CAMILLE ROLLS BACK UP TO HER FEET BEFORE KICKING MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION! TWIST OF FAT- NO! MYLES PUSHES MS. EXTREME FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES BEFORE DELIVERING A GERMAN SUPLEX, AND NOW FINALLY THERE’S MINERVA FOR THE TAG! If whatever it looks like they’re thinking of now connects, this match could be over!
Rich Russillo: Myles lifts Camille up for another Wrath of Pandora, BUT THIS TIME MINERVA KICKS CAMILLE IN THE FACE WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH BEFORE MYLES HITS THE MOVE! PANDORA’S KISS CONNECTS ON MS. EXTREME, AND NOW MINERVA CLIMBS ON TOP OF CAMILLE FOR THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: BUT ONCE AGAIN THE SHOULDER IS UP! SOMEHOW MS. EXTREME IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AND MINERVA DOESN’T LOOK HAPPY AT ALL TO SEE THAT! Minerva definitely thought New Eden had this match wrapped up and I don’t blame her at all! Her and Myles’ teamwork has been perfect, but somehow Camille and Rex are still in this! That could change very soon though, because Minerva is pulling Camille up into a front facelock, and I think we all know what comes next! ATLAS FALLS!!!
Persephone: NO!! CAMILLE USES HER FAT TO PULL HERSELF DOWN, AND THAT ALLOWS HER TO CONNECT WITH THE TWIST OF FATE!! THE TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS ON MINERVA AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE COVER HERSELF! PLEASE LET THAT BE THE END OF THE MATCH, I REALLY DON’T WANT TO RISK REXY LOSING BECAUSE CAMILLE SUCKS!
Persephone: UGH!! COME ON!! Why can’t she finish this match already!? This is why she lost at King of Elite!
James Peters: FUJIWARA ARMBAR! MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY PUTS MINERVA IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR, AND I THINK CAMILLE JUST ELBOWED MINERVA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BEFORE GETTING THE HOLD FULLY LOCKED IN! Ms. Extreme is usually able to transition from this to the Red Handed submission but it wouldn’t surprise me if she doesn’t have enough left in the tank yet after getting hit with Pandora’s Kiss moments ago! Minerva is definitely in trouble right now, and she really needs to hurry and get out of this if she wants New Eden to have any chance of winning tonight!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, MINERVA ROLLS OUT OF IT AND MANAGES TO PULL CAMILLE INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP, AND MINERVA GETS HER FEET ONTO THE ROPES FOR ADDED LEVERAGE! MINERVA’S BLATANTLY CHEATING BUT THE REFEREE HASN’T NOTICED IT YET, MINERVA MIGHT STEAL THIS ONE!
Rich Russillo: NO!! CAMILLE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE ROLL UP PIN AND GET BACK TO HER FEET! Minerva just attempted to hit Camille with the Devil’s Touch, BUT CAMILLE DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE SENDING MINERVA INTO THE CORNER WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Persephone: YES! I wish Camille would get out of the ring already but as long as she’s not costing Rexy the match I guess. Ms. Extreme is dragging Minerva away from the turnbuckles, and I really don’t care what she’s going for, as long as she’s able to put Minerva away. WAIT, SHE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE RED HANDED SUBMISSION BUT MINERVA QUICKLY GETS UP TO ONE KNEE TO STOP CAMILLE FROM BRINGING HER DOWN ONTO THE MAT! NO! COME UP CAMILLE HURRY UP AND MAKE HER TAP OUT ALREADY! OR JUST TAG IN REXY! THAT’D BE BETTER!
James Peters: MINERVA MANAGES TO GET HER FOOT ON THE ROPES, AND CAMILLE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE HOLD BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN FULLY APPLY THE SUBMISSION! Camille lets go of the hold, but she quickly grabs Minerva and attempts to hit another Twist of Fate but Minerva had it scouted this time! Minerva pulled Camille into a roll up, but Camille immediately manages to roll out of it before hitting Minerva with a boot to the face! Camille backing into her corner, and now there’s the tag to Rex McAllister! Rex is back in this match!
Rich Russillo: Minerva gets back to her feet, BUT REX MCALLISTER TAKES HER BACK DOWN WITH A HUGE LARIAT! WHAT A MOVE BY REX, BUT HE’S NOT DONE THERE! REX PULLS MINERVA BACK UP AND SENDS HER INTO THE CORNER BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! REX DRAGGING MINERVA OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HE DELIVERS A RUNNING BULLDOG! Rex is definitely back in this one, and now Minerva’s starting to get back up but I don’t think she wants to do that right now! REX MCALLISTER WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY TO MINERVA, SENDING HER ACROSS THE RING!
Persephone: REXYYYY :blessed: !!! Rexy getting Minerva back up to her feet, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE REX EFFECT- NONONONONO! MINERVA GETS HIM UP AND DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! This just isn’t fair! I’m telling you! Minerva can’t even get back to her feet right now, how the HELL DID SHE HIT REX WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!?!?
James Peters: It had to be out of desperation, if that Rex Effect connected this match would’ve definitely been over and done with!
Persephone: AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN! REXY HAD THIS MATCH WON BUT NEW EDEN IS FULL OF CHEATERS!
James Peters: Well Minerva is trying to get back to her corner to make the tag to Myles, BUT REX QUICKLY RUNS UP TO MINERVA AND STOMPS ONTO HER BACK! Rex with a quick move just to stop Minerva from getting the tag to Myles, AND NOW REX CLIMBS ONTO MINERVA AND PULLS HER INTO A BOSTON CRAB SUBMISSION! WHAT A GREAT MOVE BY REX MCALLISTER! MINERVA’S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S TRAPPED IN YET ANOTHER SUBMISSION! Rex and Camille might win this match via submission at this rate, how much does Minerva have left!?
Rich Russillo: It’s crazy how Rex was still able to get back on top of this match after Minerva delivered that Northern Lights Suplex, but then again he’s been out of this match for a little while and had a lot of time to recover! Minerva’s trying to crawl towards the ropes but that size difference just isn’t doing her any favors right now! Minerva’s definitely trapped in this submission and at this rate this is definitely going to end with a submission victory for Rex and Camille, there’s just no way it doesn’t end with Minerva tapping out!
Persephone: YES!!! COME ON REXY, MAKE THE CHEATERS TAP OUT ALREADY!! MINERVA DOESN’T DESERVE TO WIN THIS MATCH! This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for! Minerva already went out like a chump last week when Raven attacked her right before she could dethrone the fatty for the EAW Championship, and now she’s about to take ANOTHER L to the greatest wrestler in the entire world! There’s just nothing Minerva could do at this point, so she might as well give up now and save herself all of the trouble! At this point she’s just wasting our time.
James Peters: WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT!! MYLES JUST ENTERED THE RING, AND HE GRABS REX BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES OUTSIDE OF THE RING! MYLES NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE TAKES OUT REX MCALLISTER WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!! AMAZING MOVE BY MYLES WHO ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING- BUT LOOK! MS. EXTREME IS ON THE TOP ROPE, AND THIS TIME SHE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE GLASS CEILING AS SHE TAKES OUT MYLES! A lot just now happened! Myles saved Minerva by taking out Rex McAllister, and now Ms. Extreme just took out Myles- AND NOW LOOK! THE DEVIL’S TOUCH BY MINERVA!
Rich Russillo: Minerva just dropped Ms. Extreme with the Devil’s Touch, and now she’s the only person on their feet in this match! Minerva rolls outside of the ring and rolls Rex back into it before following behind him, and just like that this match has fallen back into the hands of New Eden! This has been very even for the most part but stuff like this has helped New Eden find their way back into the match even if they’re not exactly fighting clean! This match might be over here! Minerva drags Rex towards the corner, AND NOW THERE’S HELLS BELLS!! THE COVER NOW BY MINERVA!
Persephone: YES!!! REXY KICKS OUT!!! I told you, these cheaters can’t beat Rexy! This is why Minerva’s not the EAW Champion.
James Peters: Minerva’s dragging Rex away from the corner before climbing on top of him, and now she’s just punching away at the EAW Champion! Minerva doing whatever she can in order to stay on top of this match and clearly it’s working! Minerva now dragging Rex to the corner, BEFORE DELIVERING A REVERSE STO INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Rex is definitely out of this match right now, and it’s all thanks to Myles who may have saved Minerva from tapping out!
Rich Russillo: Myles and Camille are slowly beginning to recover out at ringside, but for the time being this is all Minerva and Rex! Minerva’s in clear control of this match, and now Minerva gets Rex in a front facelock before pulling him to the middle of the ring! I think she’s really about to put this match away, and there’s nobody that can stop her as Ms. Extreme was taken out by Minerva! MINERVA LIFTS REX UP AND GOES FOR ATLAS FALLS!!
Persephone: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! REXY KNEED MINERVA IN HER PALE HEAD AND DROPPED DOWN TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: SPINEBUSTER!!! AS SOON AS REX DROPPED DOWN TO HIS FEET MINERVA TRIED TO GO BACK AFTER HIM, BUT REX TOOK HER DOWN WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER!! REX DROPS ON TOP OF MINERVA, AND THIS RIGHT HERE MAY BE IT! WE COULD BE SEEING THE END OF THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW AS THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT!
James Peters: NO!!! THIS TIME MINERVA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Rex managed to save his and Camille’s chances tonight, but the match hasn’t been won just yet!
Rich Russillo: MYLES IS ON THE APRON! Myles is on the apron and Minerva is trying to crawl her way to New Eden’s corner to make the tag to him! Rex notices this, but as he turns around MS. EXTREME IS ON THE APRON! MS. EXTREME IS ON THE APRON AND SHE WANTS THE TAG, BUT MINERVA IS ALREADY ON HER WAY TOWARDS MYLES! REX JUST SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS AND NOW HE’S ON HIS WAY TOWARDS HIS OWN CORNER! REX AND MINERVA BOTH APPROACHING THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS, AND NOW BOTH OF THEM TAG IN THEIR PARTNERS!
James Peters: BOTH MYLES AND MS. EXTREME ENTER THE RING AND CHARGE TOWARDS EACH OTHER, AND MYLES WENT FOR A LARIAT BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES AND HITTING MYLES WITH A HUGE FRONT DROPKICK! Myles manages to roll back up to his feet, but Ms. Extreme grabs Myles and sends him into the ropes, AND SHE DELIVERS A HUGE HURRICANRANA! Myles stumbling back to his feet in the corner, AND NOW MS. EXTREME CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A FOREARM! MS. EXTREME PULLS MYLES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A FRONT FACELOCK, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE TWIST OF FATE!
Rich Russillo: MYLES PUSHES MS. EXTREME AWAY, BEFORE GRABBING HER BEHIND AND PULLING HER INTO A BACK SUPLEX! Just like that Myles found his way back into this match, but he’s gotta be worn out after that assault from Ms. Extreme! Camille was all over Myles just now, but I think Myles is about to do whatever he must in order to try and put her away! MYLES DEADLIFTS CAMILLE UP, AND HE DELIVERS A HUGE BUCKLEBOMB- EXCEPT HE DOESN’T LET HER GO! MYLES POWERBOMBED CAMILLE ON TOP OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINNING SITOUT POWERBOMB! COVER BY MYLES!!
Persephone: Good, the awful redhead actually kicked out. Well.. There’s three of those in this match, so Ms. Extreme. Myles isn’t done with her though and at this point is just elbowing her as hard as he can across her forehead. He may be trying to draw blood or something, and honestly that’s a good idea! If only Camille wasn’t dragging Rexy down being on his team I’d be in full support of Myles trying to bust her forehead open.
James Peters: MS. EXTREME HITS MYLES WITH A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! Ms. Extreme pulls herself to the corner and grabs the ropes so Myles can’t grab her, and I think she just bought herself some time to recover after those huge powerbombs! WAIT!! MYLES GRABS MS. EXTREME BY HER HAIR AND PULLS HER UP OFF THE ROPES! MYLES THROWS MS. EXTREME UP IN THE AIR, AND I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THE KANGAROO KILLER- BUT MS. EXTREME COUNTERS WITH CODE RED! THE SUNSET FLIP BOMB CONNECTS AND THERE’S THE COVER! WHAT AN AMAZING COUNTER BY MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: It wasn’t enough to finish the job though! Myles just barely kicks out before three! Ms. Extreme gets back to her feet, and it looks like Rex wants back in this match! Ms. Extreme tags him in before picking Myles up, AND SHE HOLDS MYLES SO REX CAN DELIVER A HUGE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! REX NOW WITH PICKING MYLES UP, AND HE DRILLS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A HUGE BRAINBUSTER! Great move by Rex McAllister, but this match isn’t done with yet! Rex is picking Myles back up, AND NOW HE SETS UP FOR THE REX EFFECT!!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! MYLES HITS REX WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! Rex is quickly able to get back up, but Myles just saved his chances in this match with that one! Myles stumbles back a bit as Rex recovers, AND NOW REX MCALLISTER CHARGES IN FOR A BICYCLE KICK- BUT MYLES JUST GRABBED THE REFEREE AND PULLED HIM IN FRONT OF HIM! REX JUST ACCIDENTALLY KICKED THE REFEREE, AND NOW MYLES HITS REX WITH A BICYCLE KICK OF HIS OWN! Oh no, it looks like Myles did that on purpose! He’s telling Minerva to get his belt, and I think Myles is looking to finish Rex off just like he did at King of Elite!
Persephone: This isn’t fair. This isn’t fair at all!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME JUST CAME CHARGING AT MINERVA TO STOP HER- BUT MINERVA TURNS AROUND AND BASHES THE CHAMPIONSHIP INTO HER FACE! Minerva now rushing up to the apron, and she hands Myles the National Elite Championship as Rex slowly begins to stir! Myles is about to rub salt in the wound by hitting Rex with the Championship Rex failed to capture at King of Elite! WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE!
James Peters: TLA IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!! MINERVA ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND SHE TRIES TO TAKE TLA DOWN WITH A LARIAT, BUT TLA DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE CARTEL KICK! TLA SLIDING INTO THE RING, AND MYLES TRIES TO HIT TLA WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP BUT TLA DUCKS THAT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! HUGE HURRICANRANA BY TLA, AND MYLES DROPS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! TLA picks up the National Elite Championship now, AND HE HITS MYLES IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE!! MYLES IS DOWN AS REX SLOWLY BEGINS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW TLA GOES AND GETS THE REFEREE UP!
Rich Russillo: Rex isn’t looking to just finish Myles off with that title shot though! I don’t even know if he’s been conscious long enough to know what happened! Either way he’s pulling Myles up, AND NOW HE CONNECTS WITH THE REX EFFECT ON THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! TLA MANAGED TO GET THE REFEREE BACK INTO THIS, AND NOW REX FINALLY DROPS DOWN ONTO MYLES FOR THE COVER! I THINK THIS MATCH IS FINALLY OVER, MINERVA DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO TRY AND STOP THE PIN! REX MCALLISTER AND MS. EXTREME ARE GONNA GET THE VICTORY!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners…. REEXXX MCCALLLIISSTTERRR…. AND MISSSSS EEEXXXTTTRREEEEMMEEE!!!!
James Peters: What a match! We were bound to get a classic as soon as we saw these four names in one match, but I don’t think anyone expected this to end the way it did!
Rich Russillo: Myles and Minerva tried to finish this match in similar fashion to how Myles beat Rex at King of Elite, and honestly I believe they actually would have done it if TLA wasn’t there! Luckily for Camille and Rex he was, and he’d take Myles out with his own Championship, allowing Rex to finish Myles off and get the pinfall!
Persephone: YES YES YES!!! REXY WINS!! REXY WON AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS! I don’t even know why TLA is out here, Rexy didn’t need him there to win that match! Ah well, at least my Rexy won!
James Peters: Congratulations to Ms. Extreme and Rex McAllister for a big victory over New Eden! However, I don’t think things are over, not between New Eden and TLA!
(‘Champion’ is playing as the virtual crowd cheers, and Ms. Extreme rolls into the ring so the referee could raise her and Rex’s arms. TLA then raises both Elitists arms himself before looking at Myles, who rolled outside of the ring, and Minerva. TLA holds up Myles’ National Elite Championship, and both members of New Eden look furious as the camera begins to fade away from ringside.)
(Commercial for Bronson Daniels #NoMoreWhiteWomen2021 campaign.)
(SCREEN BAR — EARLIER THIS WEEK.)
(The scene fades inside a studio in an undisclosed location. There are many cameras flashing and lights going off, giving the vibe of a very professional photoshoot. Models are walking too and from Jennipurr who finds herself sat on a throne with a tiara on her head. We have a photographer who is snapping pictures of the beautiful cat who is giving her best model pose to the camera. Standing next to the male photographer is Ahren Fournier, who is looking like a proud father.)
Photographer: She’s a natural.
Ahren Fournier: I’m not surprised. She gets my model instincts. :wow:
Photographer: She is an absolutely gorgeous cat, Mr. Fournier. Did she have prior experience in modeling?
Ahren Fournier: We’ve been getting booked for gigs since December. I needed to take time off from work, so that she could make it to these gigs. I had no issues with that because I fucking hate where I work. The people are so disrespectful. There are a ton of garbage people being handed championships left and right. In a way, it seems like I didn’t miss anything when I got back. Just last week, I dealt with this weirdo and it made me want to leave again. Just because Jennipurr’s a model now, EVERYONE wants a piece of her.
Photographer: You got that co-worker too?
Ahren Fournier: Uh yeah, but I don’t want to talk about work because it bores me to tears. Let’s talk about Jennipurr and how beautiful she is. Have you ever dealt with a cat model as beautiful as her?
(Before the photographer can respond, an intern comes in with his clipboard. Ahren Fournier does not look to be in the mood to talk, but he gives the intern his attention.)
Intern: Mr. Fournier, a package has arrived. They said that it’s for Jennipurr.
Ahren Fournier: MY Jennipurr got a package? Well, why the hell are you standing there like a dumbass? Bring it in!
(A post delivery guy comes in and places a large box on top of the table with all of the costumes. He leaves right away, avoiding making any contact with ‘The GOAT.’ This catches Jennipurr’s attention who gets off her throne to see what is inside the box. Ahren Fournier is rubbing his hands together. For someone to send Jennipurr a gift is rare, so it has to be something good.)
Ahren Fournier: Look, baby, you got a present!
Jennipurr: Meow, meow, meow ( Translation: I got fans now. I should be expecting this more often).
(A group of people who are taking part of this photoshoot surround Jennipurr’s gift. All of them are curious on what is inside the box. Ahren Fournier slowly begins to pull the bow that is tying the box as he opens the box as a loud scream from one of the female models fills the studio. Ahren looks terrified. Jennipurr meows loudly, almost using one of her nine lives as she saw what was in the box. The rest of the models and photographers look in disgust and disbelief.)
Photographer: Who believed that sending a dead cat in the box was a great idea?
Random Model #1: The cat looks just like Jennipurr! She’s already getting death threats? She’s moving up in the business! :wow:
(Ahren Fournier glares at the female model before looking back at the dead cat inside the box. He is fucking fuming. Whoever sent this box must have intentions of hurting Jennipurr and that is not okay with Ahren. To Ahren, Jennipurr is his entire world. If someone sends a threat to her, they send a threat to Ahren as well.)
Ahren Fournier: Who in the hell thought that this was funny? Huh?
(Ahren Fournier looks around the group of people surrounding the dead cat.)
Ahren Fournier: Was it YOU, Ken? I saw how you were looking at Jennipurr the moment that she walked into this photoshoot this morning!
Ken: Excuse me, Ahren? :wtf: I got a manicure this morning. You really think that I would go out of my way to murder a cat? As if!
(Ken rolls his eyes and admires his French tip manicure, almost feeling offended that Ahren Fournier would point fingers at him.)
Ahren Fournier: Was it YOU, Millicent?
(Millicent is filing her nails as she looks at Ahren Fournier’s direction.)
Millicent: Me and Jennipurr have this connection. I would never do her dirty like that.
Ahren Fournier: I’ll believe you for now, but I got my eyes on you. OH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
(The camera slowly finds Azrael walking into the set. A ton of the models and photographers are slowly backing away from the monster, wanting no part of him.)
Azrael: Didn’t you like the gift, Ahren? I thought the cat reminded me of Jennipurr.
Ahren Fournier: Couldn’t you have just snapped a pic and not killed the cat?
Azrael: I’m guessing that you and Jennipurr didn’t like the present?
Ahren Fournier: :skip: There is something messed up in that mind of yours.
Azrael: I saw that no one gave Jennipurr a present for her modeling career flourishing. I thought that I’d be the first one to do that. I thought about giving her a friend, but she wasn’t dead when I placed her in the box.
Ahren Fournier: Well, you’re trash at picking out gifts. I also believe that murder is illegal and I don’t understand why you’re still in the streets. I should call the police to take you away, so that you never hurt another cat again.
Azrael: I wanted to show you that I am not a waste of your time, Ahren. I am not someone that you can easily brush off and dismiss as not being worth your time. You should have known that the moment that you returned, you would have to deal with me. I wanted you to pay attention to me. I wanted you to look at me as someone who can defeat. I needed some way to get your attention because apparently, our interaction last week was not enough to get the job done. But, imagine if that cat was Jennipurr. Not that I wish for any harm on her, but I want you to feel angry and think of the possibility of her being dead inside that box. I want to see that fire in you that took Voltage by storm earlier this season. I have not finished my business with you. You are the reason why I didn’t become EAW Champion at Road to Redemption. I challenge you to a match at Shock Value, Ahren. If you’re so confident that you’ll be able to put me away, prove it.
Ahren Fournier: You had the nerve to come to my precious Jennipurr’s photoshoot and give her a dead cat that looks like her. You probably traumatized her, but you pissed me off. Normally, I wouldn’t waste my time with trash like you, but I need to put you down. Not just for me, but for Jennipurr and every cat that looks like Jennipurr that you could have picked to murder with your bare hands. I’ll agree to face you at Shock Value. I’ll defeat you, but you won’t end up in a box like this. You’ll end up in a body bag —
(Azrael headbutts Ahren Fournier in the skull as that takes him down. Azrael begins to unload on Ahren as many models and photographers are screaming. One is trying to pull Azrael away from Ahren, but Azrael manages to elbow him away before picking up Ahren to his feet and throwing him body first against the table full of food. Ahren rolls himself to his feet, but Azrael manages to apply the mandible claw on him which he calls ‘Last Breath.’ Ahren is showing some fight, trying to fight out of the hold, but he soon passes out. Soon a group of people from security guards to models and photographers manages to trap Azrael by his arms to take him away, but Azrael manages to headbutt and throw them all around the set. There is a part of him that’s scared and being held against his will is giving him some flashbacks, but he manages to break free of their grasp on him. Azrael looks at the damage that he’s caused. Not one single person is left standing, but Azrael as he runs away, not wanting to find himself in jail again.)
(The scene fades elsewhere.)
(Commercial for the Incredible Hulk. Yes, the film from 2008. Andre Walker insisted on promoting it.)
(Voltage fades backstage to the interviewing area, and as always Sofia Clarke is shown in front of the camera. She has a microphone in her hand and a smile on her face as the virtual crowd begins to cheer, before finally she begins to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EAW World Champion, Terry Chambers!
(The virtual crowd begins cheering even louder as Terry Chambers walks into the camera’s view with the EAW Championship on his shoulder.)
Sofia Clarke: Terry, glad you could be here! Last week you took on Minerva for the EAW Championship, and at the end of the match it looked like Minerva may have had the match won, and there’s been tons of speculation that had Raven Roberts not interfered, you may not have walked out of Voltage with that title. Do you have anything to say about that?
Terry Chambers: Well if I’m being honest, that speculation might not have been wrong. I was this close to losing the EAW Championship in my first defense only weeks into my title reign. It took me years to get to this point, and all of the hard work I’ve put in to get here would have gone down the drain in only a few short weeks. Minerva could have been the EAW Champion right now. Had Raven Roberts not interfered I may not have been the one holding this title right now. It’s true, but at the end of the day I’m still the EAW Champion and I can’t continue thinking about what “almost” happened. I can’t move forward with my title reign if I keep worrying about it “almost” ending a week ago. What happened last week will simply be another lesson learned, and it’s going to help me be an even better Champion going forward. Now I’m just going to keep pushing forward and looking towards my next title defense.
Sofia Clarke: Against SOSA Henderson at Shock Value, right?
Terry Chambers: That’s right. After announcing that he’s using his rematch clause it became official. At Shock Value I’ll be defending the EAW Championship against the same man I dethroned to win this title in the first place, SOSA Henderson. I’m sure everyone knows by now how I feel about SOSA, but I won’t pretend winning this title was easy because it wasn’t. My entire journey to the top was far from easy and the same goes to my last match against SOSA for this title. Nothing about this was easy. SOSA and I had one hell of a battle back at King of Elite and to be honest, I had a feeling things weren’t over between us. After the title reign he had I didn’t think SOSA Henderson would be finished with me. SOSA wants another opportunity at the EAW Championship and I’m more than willing to give that to him. I’m looking forward to getting a decisive victory over SOSA and showing everyone that I deserve to be the EAW Champion. This title isn’t going anywher-
(Before Terry could finish his sentence, Drake King walks into the camera’s view, causing the virtual crowd to begin booing as loud as they can. Drake doesn’t look too happy, especially as he looks at the Championship on Terry’s shoulder.)
Drake King: You should be thankful for whatever you believe in, since it clearly isn’t me, that Raven decided to return to Voltage and settle a score. Raven Roberts is the only reason you’re still able to face SOSA Henderson in a rematch for the EAW Championship. Without her you wouldn’t have that opportunity because you wouldn’t be the Champion. That would be Minerva. Minerva should be facing SOSA Henderson and defeating him at Shock Value to retain her Championship, not you. You don’t deserve to be standing here right now Terry, and we both know that. You can continue holding that title and pretending you’ve reached the top, but as far as I’m concerned you’ve lost the ability to call yourself “Champion” as soon as that bell rang last week. You shouldn’t be holding that title right now, and you know that. Minerva is the rightful EAW Champion and there is nothing that can change that.
Terry Chambers: You’re entitled to believe that Drake, but at the end of the day I’m still the EAW Champion and your beliefs won’t change that. If you want to do something about it..
(Terry holds up the EAW Championship as he stands face to face with Drake.)
Terry Chambers: Then you’re welcome to.
(Drake remains silent, clearly thinking as he looks at the EAW Championship before finally he looks back at Terry.)
Drake King: You know what? Since I’m going to defeat SOSA Henderson later on in the night anyway, maybe I’ll take you up on that offer.
Terry Chambers: Good, as long as you remember how our last Championship match ended and how I defeated you at the biggest show of the year.
Drake King: You mean at Pain for Pride nearly two years ago? I do remember that Terry. You managed to pin me and win the first Championship of your career. Do you remember how well winning that match worked out for you, losing to Dr. Bethany Blue shortly after and being stuck in proverbial purgatory up until just recently? The last thing you want is to face Drake the Redeemer in his finest form.
Terry Chambers: This is the best I’ve been in my entire career Drake, and I have proof of it right here. I don’t think I’m the one that should be worried. Please Drake, step up and face me and I’ll show you just how good I am now.
Drake King: This is the best you’ve ever been, and yet your first ever World Championship reign nearly went down as one of the shortest in history? I don’t know Terry, who’s to say you won’t drop the ball again, this time without Raven Roberts there to save you?
Terry Chambers: I didn’t want Raven’s interference last time and I know damn well I won’t need it this time. You want a match against me? You got it, but it won’t just be on Voltage. I’m going to defeat you again, and it’ll be at Shock Value for the EAW Championship.
Drake King: Shock Value? Don’t you already have a scheduled match there?
Terry Chambers: I do, but I’m more than willing to be a fighting Champion and take on anyone and everyone if it means proving that I deserve to hold this title more than anyone else. I’ll face you and SOSA Henderson at the same time. Terry Chambers versus SOSA Henderson versus Drake King in a triple threat match for the EAW Championship. How does that sound?
(Drake takes a second to think before slowly nodding his head, causing the virtual crowd to cheer at the sound of a triple threat for the EAW Championship.)
Drake King: I accept.
(Drake goes to walk off, but he’s immediately blocked off by the former EAW Champion, SOSA Henderson.)
SOSA Henderson: Damn, no one ever asked me my opinion about this triple threat shit. Good thing I like a good fight.
(SOSA slaps Drake as hard as he can, causing Drake to fall back towards Terry and Sofia. SOSA has a smirk on his face as he looks towards Terry, who can’t help but laugh following the exchange between the two future challengers.)
SOSA Henderson: Enjoy your last couple of weeks as Champion, ‘cause that title reign of yours is coming to an end real soon.
(SOSA finally walks away from the camera’s view, and Terry simply watches him leave. Sofia looks at the Champion and Drake who is still recovering from the slap, and Voltage begins to fade out to the final commercial of the night.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, now featuring Drake King versus Terry Chambers versus SOSA Henderson in a triple threat for Terry’s EAW Championship.)
(With Bella Braxton in the ring prepared to announce the next match, she raises the microphone once she’s gotten her cue that Voltage is back to broadcasting at ringside.)
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons hits and the virtual crowd can be heard erupting into cheers for Terry as he makes his way down the aisle.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the EAW World Champion… “The Barbaric Carnivore” TERRRRRRRYYYYY CHAAAAAMMMMBEEERRRRSSSS!!!!!
James Peters: Joining us on commentary for this main event is the EAW World Champion, who found himself in the situation of having Drake King added to his Shock Value defense when Drake confronted him!
Rich Russillo: Terry definitely wasn’t going to let Drake get away with what he was saying, and really, I like that we’re seeing this side of Terry as the EAW Champion! He’s more than willing to step up and prove his worth as champion against anyone and everyone!
Persephone: Okay, but where’s Rex’s handout? You know, the one that he deserves for all he’s done to keep this brand alive?!
(Terry comes to the commentary table and sits on the end next to Rich with the chair he, and puts on his headset as “Faneto” by Chief Keef starts up to the sound of boos! Making his way out is SOSA, who isn’t at all fazed by the reception he receives.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… weighing 191 pounds…. SOOOOSSSSSAAAAAA HEEEENNNNNDEEEERRRSSSOOOONNN!!!!
James Peters: Terry, it was going to be tough enough having to face SOSA in a rematch at Shock Value, but to get Drake King in on it as well?! You’re definitely looking at one tough first defense!
Terry Chambers: I don’t mind it at all! With these kinds of odds going into it, I know what people are going to think and I know people are going to underestimate me, but showing them exactly why they shouldn’t have thought I couldn’t get it done is going to be what makes it that much sweeter!
Persephone: First SOSA steals the title from Rex, now you’re the champion instead of Rex being in contention for it – everyone on this roster doesn’t understand how lucky you all are to have Rex carrying this brand on his fucking back every week!
(SOSA enters the ring and stares down Terry, looking unimpressed with the champion before he turns to face the stage when “Taking A Stand” by Henry Jackman takes over! Making his way out, Drake surveys the World 1 Theatre before he focuses on SOSA in the ring on his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, of The Dead Sea, Israel… weighing 225 pounds… “DRAKE THE REDEEMER”!!!
Rich Russillo: We’re looking at one hell of a main event here, as Drake King and SOSA Henderson go one-on-one! Thinking back to how much history is intertwined here with all three of you, Terry, do you think it’s a bit concerning at all? Drake has history with SOSA spanning back to last season, you’ve got your past with Drake and your most recent history being with SOSA! And I’m not sure how many people were expecting Drake to end up with the opportunity that he does for Shock Value, but Terry, I think it’s worth repeating that you’ll clearly have your work cut out for you!
Terry Chambers: And I’m supposed to, what, shy away from the challenge? I didn’t come all this way just to turn down challengers and not show everyone what I can do now that I’m on top! Me and Drake have history, and everyone’s seen how we’ve both changed over time, but I’m more than willing to show how I evolved for the better! I know I’ve come a long way since I beat him at Pain for Pride a few seasons ago, and I’ve got no problem proving how my hard work has – and will – pay off!
Persephone: But if we were all for evolving for the better or wanting better, Rex would be the one getting the EAW World Championship match at Shock Value!
Terry Chambers: Is she always like this? :skip:
(Drake comes to enter the ring and sends a smirk Terry’s way before doing the same to SOSA, to which SOSA rolls his eyes and motions to the referee that he’s ready to get this started!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO WITH THIS EXPLOSIVE MAIN EVENT OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!!!
Rich Russillo: Drake and SOSA start around the ring- BUT SOSA TAKES OFF AT DRAKE AND KNOCKS HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH A HUGE DROPKICK RIGHT OUT THE GATE!! DRAKE GOES FLYING TO THE MAT AND ROLLING TOWARD TURNBUCKLES WHERE HE PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER, AND HERE SOSA COMES CHARGING IN, THROWING ALL HIS WEIGHT INTO A LEAPING SPLASH!!!
Persephone: And SOSA allows him no options to make a move, as he takes him out the corner and to the mat with a swift snap suplex! Not as good as anything Rex could do but whatever gets this non-Rex main event done and out the way, then I’m for it! SOSA floats over in a reverse somersault to end up over Drake where he starts raining down the punches, going right for Drake’s face; it’s what he deserves for aligning himself with the sick fucks who cheated Rex out of King of Elite!
James Peters: SOSA finally brings himself off of Drake with Drake rushing to his feet, only to take a side kick to the gut! Drake doubles over and Henderson looks to take off- but Drake chases after SOSA just as he turned away to run toward the ropes, and Drake gets him in a waistlock from behind while pushing him into the ropes, using the momentum to come out of a roll-up into a german suplex! This is just a look at the kind of sudden offense you’ll be facing from both men at Shock Value, Terry, what are you thinking so far?
Terry Chambers: That for anyone who wants to question my status as EAW World Champion then Shock Value will be where it gets put to rest. SOSA and Drake can throw everything they want at me, but after last week, I’m especially holding nothing back.
Persephone: The right answer was that you know you should be handing the EAW Championship over to Rex, and as far as I’m concerned, it’s still not too late for that! Just say the word and we can make it happen!
Terry Chambers: How the hell do you still have a job here? :wtf:
Rich Russillo: The former EAW World Champion rushes to get up but gets a kick to the stomach and now Drake quickly follows up with a forearm strike to keep SOSA stunned! Drake now chops him across the chest before transitioning in and out of strikes and chops, lighting SOSA up as he backs him against the ropes! Drake whips him across the ring but SOSA counters by sending Drake instead, the former World Heavyweight Champion shooting off the ropes with a shoulder block! Henderson is struck down to the mat and the Redeemer goes to hit off the ropes only to have to jump over SOSA on the rebound as SOSA repositioned himself on the mat!
James Peters: Drake continues his run though and comes off the next set of ropes- GETTING LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR WITH A MONKEY FLIP BY SOSA!! DRAKE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE MAT AFTER SOSA JUMPED AND LATCHED ONTO HM FOR THAT MONKEY FLIP!! Drake rolls out underneath the bottom rope clearly looking frustrated while the referee calls for him to get back into the ring, with Drake assuring him that it’ll just be a moment- BUT IT’S MOMENT THAT SOSA ISN’T WAITING FOR AS HE COMES DIVING THROUGH THE ROPES-
Persephone: :mjlol: I’m pretty sure SOSA just got knocked the fuck out with the way Drake leaped up into that forearm smash that stopped SOSA from diving out the ring! And now Drake climbs up onto the apron while pulling SOSA out through the ropes, setting him up for a suplex on the apron and SOSA hits hard before falling off onto the floor! Drake goes to retrieve him from the ground but not without SOSA Henderson getting sent into the barricade first, and then being plucked off the ground again to be run back-first into the apron!
Rich Russillo: SOSA finds himself getting rolled into the ring and Drake stomps on his back as he has him face-down, followed by an elbow drop to the back! Drake looks to keep SOSA grounded with how he turns his focus upon the legs, tying him up into an inverted cloverleaf! SOSA yells out as he reaches for the ropes but Drake wisely makes sure that they’re well out of his grasp while trying to keep SOSA in the middle of the ring! The referee is down beside SOSA and trying to get an answer from him for this submission, but I’m not so sure we’ll even see one here!
Terry Chambers: I’m pretty sure we all know SOSA well enough to know that he’s not tapping out here; this is just Drake trying to neutralize SOSA the best he can by looking to wear him down early. But he won’t have this kind of time come Shock Value when I’m in there with them!
Persephone: So he’s just wasting everyone’s time is what you really meant to say? Because that’s what I thought, too! SOSA’s wriggling in an attempt of looking for an escape gets him to the ropes but it’s not without a struggle! SOSA in the corner tries to pull himself up while Drake still has the legs, which SOSA tries to shove him away with-
James Peters: BUT DRAKE DROPS THE LEGS AND REACHES FORWARD TO HOOK AN ARM! AND NOW THE OTHER! SOSA HENDERSON GETS LIFTED UP AND DROPPED, TAKEN FOR A RIDE IN A CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER!! SOSA gets driven face-first into the canvas and Drake turns him over for the cover!
James Peters: SOSA gets his shoulder up but there seems to be no surprise there from Drake, who seems to be encouraging you to watch and learn, Terry, as he points down at SOSA!
Terry Chambers: He already knows I’m watching, but he should be focused on his match unless he feels like losing tonight after all he did to run his mouth. And wouldn’t that just be such a shame for the rest of New Eden to see Drake embarrassed? :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: Drake is going back to a cloverleaf, this time facing us as he gets it applied but this is no doubt more for Terry here at commentary than anyone else! With a knee pressing into SOSA’s lower back, Drake is in firm control! He leans back and wrenches on the hold while all SOSA can seem to do is flail his arms in a failed effort to try to get anywhere, and I’m sure he knows that the longer he’s trapped like this, it’ll only come back to bite as the match continues on!
Persephone: And the match ending any sooner is the last thing we need right now, right? 🙄 I’d say SOSA is better off tapping here and conserving whatever he’s going to need to defeat Drake and the guy with Rex’s championship at Shock Value, but those two in the ring are out to send some kind of message to Terry, so it’s literally out the question. SOSA annoyingly proves that to be true as he tries to make another bid toward the ropes, trying to drag himself and Drake to the closest bottom rope when he should just tap out! 😩
James Peters: SOSA is absolutely making the effort to get his way there and Drake becomes well aware of this, repositioning himself over SOSA in a crouched position but that just might be what SOSA needed! He’s able to push himself up onto his hands to take the pressure off his lower back for a moment before trying to get to the ropes again! Drake drags him out of position but SOSA is fighting him every step of the way as he tries to shake him off! Drake tries to adjust his handling despite SOSA trying to counter this- SOSA PUSHES UP AND ROLLS UNDER DRAKE TO SEND HIM FALLING INTO THE CORNER! THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD SMACKS THE TURNBUCKLE WITH NO WAY FOR HIM TO BRACE FOR THE IMPACT AS HE WAS TIED UP WITH SOSA!!
Rich Russillo: Drake clutches at the back of his head- BUT SOSA MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND DRAKE GETS TO TWO KNEES TO THE FACE!! METEORA TO A SEATED DRAKE KING AND SOSA GETS RIGHT BACK INTO THIS FIGHT!!! SOSA STOMPS DOWN REPEATEDLY ON DRAKE, SO MUCH SO THAT HE FORCES HIM TO RETREAT OUT THE RING BUT HENDERSON ISN’T LETTING HIM GET AWAY THAT EASY! Henderson steps out onto the apron despite the ring official trying to talk him back into the ring but he’s focused solely on Drake, who turns around and- DIVING CROSSBODY OFF THE APRON TO TAKE DRAKE DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
James Peters: SOSA is the first to rise up and he gets his hands on Drake as he forces him up with a handful of hair- WHAT A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE BY SOSA :damn:!!!! But he hasn’t let go of Drake and NOW HE SENDS HIM ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE STEEL RING POST!! DRAKE’S HEAD GETS BOUNCED OFF THE POST AND HE GOES TO THE FLOOR WHERE SOSA DELIVERS A WICKED KICK TO THE RIBS, AND WITH SOSA STALKING IN PURSUIT WE CAN SEE THAT DRAKE’S CRAWLING AROUND THIS WAY :lupe:!!!
Persephone: But SOSA doesn’t let him get any further than just here in front of the commentary table before he picks him up- UM, HELLO?! WHAT THE HELL?! I KNOW HE SEES US SITTING HERE BUT HE JUST SENDS DRAKE COLLIDING WITH THE FRONT OF THE TABLE?! WHAT THE FUCK!!! AND NOW HE’S SLAMMING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TOP COVER JUST IN FRONT OF TERRY AND THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!!!
Rich Russillo: But just look at how Terry just remains seated, completely unbothered by the display; he’s even laughing a bit but I don’t think it’ll make matters any better for himself :lupe:!!
Terry Chambers: What the hell do I have to be worried about right now? I’m just enjoying watching them beat the hell out of each other knowing that they’re going out their way to send a message to me. People can say what they want about last week but at the end of the day, I know I’m still the champion and they know that it’s because of what went down between me and Minerva that I’m that much more ready to prove myself.
James Peters: SOSA now lifting Drake King up- FUCK!! A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT HERE ONTO THE COMMENTARY TABLE!! THEY NEED TO GET BACK IN THE RING, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!!!
(Persephone, James, and Rich literally have to move out the way and back away from the table as Drake gets dropped right onto the table in front of them! Meanwhile, Terry has risen to his feet as SOSA had started mouthing off to him just immediately after, poking at the EAW World Championship saying that he’d reclaim it at Shock Value while Terry shouts over him. SOSA laughs and gives him a dismissive wave before he goes back to Drake, snatching him from the table in a suplex out on the floor!)
Persephone: They’re honestly insane! Rexy would’ve never put me in danger like that! And unlike a certain EAW World Champion, he would’ve stepped in to make sure I was alright afterward!
Terry Chambers: :mjpls:
Rich Russillo: SOSA brings the former World Champion off the ground and rolls him into the ring before climbing up onto the apron and grabbing the top rope, slingshotting his way into the ring and coming down on Drake with a double foot stomp right to the chest! All of SOSA’s weight comes crashing down on Drake’s chest and that surely had to knock all the air out of him, as SOSA now goes for the cover!!!
Rich Russillo: Drake kicks out!
James Peters: SOSA seemingly can’t help but chuckle behind that one, shaking his head as he looks down at Drake, who tries to crawl away but SOSA isn’t letting him escape! SOSA grabs his head before either of them can get to their feet, but it’s on the way up to a vertical base that SOSA starts throwing rapid-fire knee strikes directed at Drake’s head and face before he finally knocks him back with an uppercut! Drake’s head snaps back as SOSA then takes his legs out from under him with an unexpected dropkick to the knee to bring the Redeemer to kneel! SOSA takes off and goes running to the ropes for a surge of momentum as he comes barrelling back at Drake for another dropkick- no! Drake ducks down and SOSA misses!
Persephone: Both of them hurry to their feet with SOSA trying for a roundhouse kick but Drake ducks down low and tries for a leg sweep, only for SOSA to jump over his leg! Drake rushes to get back up only SOSA tries for a superkick but Drake manages to evade that, going right under SOSA and taking him down into a schoolboy roll-up pin! He can’t hold it though as SOSA rolls out-
Rich Russillo: SOSA COMES UP AND SURGES FORWARD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BEFORE DRAKE CAN EVEN REACT!!! SOSA HURRIES TO BRING DRAKE UP TO HIS FEET AND LIFTS HIM FOR A SUPLEX THAT HE DROPS INTO A BACKBREAKER! DRAKE CAN’T SEEM TO GET AWAY AS SOSA IS ALL OVER HIM, PULLING HIM INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK!! SOSA TAKES OFF TOWARD THE CORNER WITH DRAKE STILL IN HIS GRASP- but Drake finally manages to shove him off! SOSA goes to grab him but Drake kicks his hand away and takes the other to whip SOSA into the corner, where SOSA springs off the bottom rope apparently having been expecting Drake to have been following him in but SOSA lands on his feet in an empty corner!
James Peters: BUT IT’S FROM BEHIND THAT DRAKE RUSHES INTO THE CORNER AND DRIVES HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF SOSA HENDERSON!! DRAKE REPEATEDLY STRIKES FROM BEHIND WITH THOSE SHOULDER THRUSTS, TARGETING THE BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH SOSA TRAPPED AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!! The referee comes to step in, starting up a count and Drake eventually comes to back off but only for a moment as he goes right back after SOSA! Drake getting SOSA up off his feet for an inverted DDT!!! Drake driving the back of SOSA’s head right to the mat!! SOSA immediately turns over covering his head but Drake isn’t about to lose the offensive by waiting around as he grabs SOSA before the referee can check in on him, then whipping him off into a corner of the ring!
Terry Chambers: Drake goes running right into a kick to the gut and SOSA just raked his eyes right after; I think he’s starting to get a little desperate but SOSA playing dirty at this point honestly isn’t anything unexpected.
Rich Russillo: Holding onto the top rope, SOSA gets Drake in a headscissor and tries to take off out of the corner with a hurricanrana but Drake seemingly manages to put a stop to that! SOSA hangs upside down for a moment before Drake hauls him up onto his shoulders and turns to the opposite corner! SOSA tries to hammer down with punches but Drake takes off running- BUCKLE BOMB!! DRAKE THROWS SOSA INTO THE CORNER WITH A TON OF POWER AND SOSA COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLES!!! SOSA COMES STUMBLING OUT, BARELY ABLE TO STAY ON HIS FEET- A KICK TO THE GUT FROM DRAKE AND DRAKE KING HOOKS THE ARMS!!! “ASCENSION” PEDIGREE!!! SOSA GETS TAKEN DOWN AND DRAKE TURNS HIM OVER INTO A PIN!!!
Persephone: Another fucking kickout? You’ve gotta be joking me. 😐 Someone end this shit!
Terry Chambers: :notbad: While SOSA can get overconfident and won’t hesitate to cheat someone out of a win, I can at least say he’s resilient when he’s chasing down what he wants.
James Peters: And with something like EAW World Championship on the line at Shock Value, you know they’ll surely have to be going even harder! It’s been some time since they last met with a World Title on the line, but it has to be expected!
Terry Chambers: A lot’s changed since then – I’ve changed since then and even since I last beat Drake at Pain for Pride. SOSA might not be expecting me to have anything new up my sleeve after just a few weeks, but you can bet I’ve got some surprises :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: Speaking of surprises, Drake might need to pull off one of his own here and soon if he wants to put SOSA away! Like Terry said, people may have their negative opinions about SOSA but he can without a doubt be resilient; it’ll surely come into play at Shock Value as well! But with SOSA still down, Drake drags him into position just away from the corner and heads out onto the apron to climb the turnbuckles, looking to head up top! Drake looking back to Terry for a moment and then turning his head to SOSA-
James Peters: And SOSA’s rolled out the ring! Whatever Drake was about to get set up for, Henderson wanted absolutely no part of it!
Persephone: Drake comes down from the turnbuckles and comes around the post to get on the side SOSA exited the ring from, but SOSA sees him charging his away from the apron, and Drake leaps for flying knee strike-
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA DIVES OUT THE WAY AND DRAKE- MANAGES TO COME DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND ROLL THROUGH TO END UP ON HIS FEET!! DRAKE WHIRLS AROUND AND SEES SOSA RUNNING AT HIM LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT DRAKE CATCHES THE ARM AND SPINS THEM AROUND- RIPCORD KNEE FROM DRAKE KING TO SOSA!! BUT SOSA MANAGES TO CATCH THE LEG BEFORE IT COULD STRIKE AND SOSA SENDS HIM ACROSS TO THE GROUND WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP!!!
James Peters: SOSA makes it up to his feet first and he stumbles over to Drake, grabbing him and lifting him up- ALABAMA SLAM INTO THE APRON!!! BUT SOSA KEEPS HOLD OF THE LEGS TO POSITION THEM UNDER HIS ARMS AND DRAGS DRAKE AWAY FROM THE APRON, NOW STEPPING BACKWARD TOWARD THE BARRICADE. AND SOSA SWINGS DRAKE INTO THE BARRICADE, LETTING HIM GO AS SOON AS HE COLLIDES WITH THE GUARDRAIL!!! Drake collapses to the ground in a heap and SOSA gets him up to roll him into the ring, where SOSA makes the cover and calls for the official to count!!
Terry Chambers: Looks like it’ll take more than that to keep Drake down, but this is the kinda level that people think I can’t match or surpass – Shock Value is where those same people find out just how wrong they’ve been!
Rich Russillo: With the three of you involved and knowing what you can all bring to the table, it’ll be an EAW World Championship match that can’t be missed :wow:!!! But right now, it’s SOSA trying to figure out what’s missing from his attack plan that’ll hold Drake for a three count! SOSA brings him to his feet and lifts him for a suplex- but Drake slips out and drops down behind him, punching repeatedly right at the lower back! SOSA gets shoved forward into the ropes but he holds on to keep from springing back and Drake chases after him, only to get a back elbow to the face! SOSA turns to the ropes and springboards off-
James Peters: BUT DRAKE CATCHES HIM IN THE AIR!! WITH SOSA’S BACK TO HIM, DRAKE HAS SOSA AND THROWS HIM FOR A GERMAN BUT SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! DRAKE HURRIES TO A VERTICAL BASE AS HE REALIZES THIS, BUT SOSA RUNS PAST DRAKE TO THE ROPES JUST BEHIND HIM AND DRAKE KING TURNS- SPEEEAAAAARRRRR!!!! SOSA LEAPS AT DRAKE LIKE HE’S TRYING TO CUT THROUGH HIM AND CONNECTS WITH THAT SPEAR!!!! SOSA GOES IN FOR ANOTHER COVER!!!
Persephone: Drake gets his shoulder up :noah:!!!!
Terry Chambers: And SOSA’s clearly getting frustrated, but he just doesn’t know how much tougher it’ll be when I’m involved. With all I went through with him, I’ll go through even more to keep this EAW World Championship.
Rich Russillo: SOSA backs up into a corner with his sights set on a still down Drake, and now he sends a look your way, Terry! He points directly at you before he looks back to Drake, who’s just beginning to stir, and SOSA turns that finger to Drake! SOSA TAKES OFF SPRINTING AT DRAKE!! SOSA JUMPS AT DRAKE AND LOOKS TO COME DOWN ON HIM!!! “PAID IN FULL”!!!!
James Peters: SOSA SHOT FOR A “PAID IN FULL” BUT FINDS THAT HE COMES UP EMPTY AS DRAKE TURNED OUT THE WAY JUST IN TIME!! SOSA stumbles forward realizing that he’s missed wildly, and you’d have to imagine that would’ve been it for Drake had that landed! SOSA turns to go grab Drake but Henderson gets taken down with a drop toe-hold and Drake comes down with a knee drop to the back! That gets a shout from SOSA and Drake lifts him up for a back suplex- NO! SOSA LANDS BEHIND HIM AND GOES FOR THE ROLL-UP WITH A THE HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!!! THE REFEREE DOESN’T SEE IT!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING KICKS OUT!!!! AND NOW DRAKE RACES TO HIS FEET, LANDING A GUT PUNCH TO SOSA BEFORE SOSA COULD GRAB HIM AND DRAKE FIRES OFF A SERIES OF PUNCHES!!! DRAKE REELING BACK TO SWING AT SOSA BUT SOSA BLOCKS IT AND SENDS DRAKE SPINNING ON THE HEELS OF HIS SHOES! DRAKE TURNS BACK AROUND- “STOLE YO BITCH”!!! RKO!!!! NO!!! DRAKE SHOVES SOSA OFF JUST IN TIME!!!
James Peters: SOSA TURNS BACK AROUND!! DRAKE LANDS A SUPERKICK AND SOSA HENDERSON IS A STANDSTILL!!! DRAKE STUNS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK AND NOW HE PULLS HIM INTO A KNEE TO THE GUT!!! DRAKE HOLDS HIM AND- “OVERHAUL”!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO!!!! SOSA GETS TAKEN TO THE MAT BUT WITH SUCH FORCE THAT HE ENDS UP ROLLING FROM THE RING, AND DRAKE IS TOO LATE TO MAKE THE SAVE!!!!
Persephone: I’m about to call for a total overhaul of this whole show – the match goes for this long and Rex isn’t even in the main event?! It’s a conspiracy to keep him from getting back at the EAW Championship, honestly!
Terry Chambers: Whenever I meet Rex in the ring again, I plan on doing it while still reigning as the EAW World Champion and winning at that – you wouldn’t be expecting that but I’m sure no one expected me to be meeting Drake King in the ring as a defending World Champion either. But most importantly, I just can’t wait to shut up everyone who ever doubted me, and that starts with Shock Value.
Persephone: Yeah, yeah, whatever 🙄
Rich Russillo: Drake King finally comes rolling out the ring while SOSA is still on the ground, and they’ve been through so much already! Drake is a little slow to make his way over to SOSA but he makes it over nonetheless, and he grabs SOSA to get him up as the referee starts a count!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE… TWO…. THREE…
James Peters: Drake turns to get SOSA toward the ring but SOSA somehow has the wherewithal to push Drake off him, though nowhere near enough to get enough distance! Drake tries to grab him again but SOSA lands a few forearms to the ribs, stunning Drake momentarily! SOSA now kicks Drake away and SOSA stumbles back around the corner to try to create some separation; he knows he can’t let Drake get him when he’s like this! SOSA seemingly collapses just on the other side of the post and out of sight, leaving Drake to stagger around the corner- BUT SOSA SHOOTS UP WITH A RIGHT HAND, HAVING BAITED DRAKE IN!!!
Referee: (off-mic) FOUR… FIVE…
Rich Russillo: DRAKE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE POST WHILE SOSA GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, LUNGING AT DRAKE!!! BUT DRAKE SIDESTEPS HIM AND SOSA NEARLY COLLIDES WITH THE RING POST! DRAKE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND BUT SOSA FIRES OFF A BACK ELBOW TO KNOCK HIM AWAY AND THAT SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN DRAKE RIGHT ON THE NOSE! HE COVERS HIS FACE OUT OF INSTINCT- “STOLE YO BITCH”!!!! SOSA GETS HIM RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US AND DRAKE IS DOWN, BUT SOSA ISN’T FAST TO MOVE HIMSELF!!!
Persephone: AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN IN THE RING?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!! CAN THE REFEREE FINISH HIS COUNT?! I’M OVER IT!!!
Referee: (off-mic) SIX… SEVEN….
(Terry removes his headset and rises out of his seat to look over the two Elitists on the floor just in front of him, but it’s just as this happens, SOSA begins to stir and trudges over to the commentary to help himself up. However, Terry standing up gets SOSA’s attention.)
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) What the fuck do you want, huh? Just keep my EAW Championship warm and sit the fuck down!
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) Your title? Last I checked, I beat you for it!
(SOSA seems ready to respond but thinks twice, deciding that it’s not worth it as he turns his back to Terry.)
James Peters: SOSA JUST TURNED BACK AROUND AND SHOVED TERRY OVER INTO THE CHAIR!!! THE EAW CHAMPION FALLS OVER AND SOSA GETS BACK TO THE MATCH, THE REFEREE ADMONISHING HIM FOR GOING AFTER SOMEONE NOT EVEN IN THE MATCH!!! SOSA grabs Drake and gets him to his feet against the apron- BUT TERRY COMES ATTACKING SOSA FROM BEHIND TO TAKE HIM DOWN AND OUT INTO DRAKE!!! TERRY STARTS STOMPING DOWN ON SOSA!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Persephone: At least someone had the sense to put an end to this – it just might be the one good thing Terry’s ever done in his career!
Rich Russillo: AND TERRY HASN’T LET UP!!! TERRY BRINGS SOSA TO HIS FEET WITH A PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO THE GUT! AND NOW TERRY LINES UP FOR A PUNCH TO THE FACE- SOSA DUCKS AND TERRY CLOBBERS THE HELL OUT OF DRAKE!! DRAKE GOT UP AND JUST TOOK A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE!!! DRAKE STUMBLES BACK AND TERRY IS HONESTLY SURPRISED, BUT SOSA SPINS TERRY AROUND AND THEY GET RIGHT BACK TO THROWING HANDS!!! SOSA IS FIRING OFF ON TERRY AND TERRY’S SENDING STRIKES RIGHT BACK-
James Peters: DRAKE JUST PUNCHED THE HELL OUT OF TERRY AND TERRY GOES DOWN!!! DRAKE STOMPS ON HIM, YELLING AT HIM FOR INVOLVING HIMSELF! AND SOSA GETS IN ON THE ATTACK STOMPING AND KICKING THE EAW CHAMPION AS WELL!!! THIS IS ONE HELL OF A SIGHT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE- SPOKE TOO SOON! SOSA JUST CLOTHESLINED THE FUCK OUT OF DRAKE TO TAKE HIM DOWN AND NOW SOSA DROPS DOWN OVER HIM, PUNCHING AWAY AT DRAKE’S FACE!!!
Persephone: And no one’s going to do anything about this?! I’m trying to go home!
Rich Russillo: BUT HERE COMES TERRY, GETTING TO HIS FEET AND RUSHING OVER TO SOSA TO TACKLE HIM TO THE GROUND AND TERRY IS HOLDING NOTHING BACK!! TERRY’S FIST CONNECTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH SOSA’S FACE, AND SOSA CAN ONLY DO HIS BEST TO TRY TO COVER UP!!! TERRY IS TAKING NO ONE’S SHIT AND HE WON’T LET ANYONE GET AWAY WITH DISRESPECTING HIM!!! TERRY’S LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT HE’S PREPARED TO STAND HIS GROUND AT ALL COSTS!!!
James Peters: DRAKE!!! DRAKE DRAGS TERRY OFF OF SOSA AND TO HIS FEET JUST TO CATCH HIM IN THE FACE!!! TERRY SWINGS BACK AND DRAKE ISN’T SHYING AWAY FROM GETTING HIS HITS IN ON TERRY- THIS IS FIGHT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! DRAKE STARTS GETTING THE BETTER OF TERRY BUT TERRY ISN’T GOING DOWN AT ALL, STILL ON HIS FEET AND SWINGING!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! SOSA!! YOU GUYS WATCH OUT-
James Peters: SOSA JUST ZAPPED THE SIDE OF TERRY’S FACE WITH ELECTRIFIED BRASS KNUCKLES!!! DRAKE BACKS AWAY SHOCKED AS HELL AND TERRY’S WONDERING WHERE THE HELL THAT CAME FROM- SOSA SWINGS AGAIN BUT THIS TIME AT TERRY’S CHEST AND TERRY SHOUTS FEELING THAT VOLT OF ELECTRICITY!!! SOSA IS AFTER HIM AGAIN BUT TERRY KICKS HIM AWAY AND DRAKE TAKES THE MOMENT TO TRY TO WRESTLE THE ELECTRIC BRASS KNUCKLES OFF HIM BUT DRAKE GETS ELECTRIFIED HIMSELF!! BUT THERE GOES TERRY, AND HE’S GOING UNDER THE RING AND HE’S GOT A CHAIR-
Persephone: SO WE JUST HAD ELECTRIFIED CHAIRS UNDER THE RING THIS WHOLE TIME?! WHAT THE FUCK?! SOMEONE SHOULD’VE TOLD TERRY SOONER, HE COULD’VE ENDED THAT MATCH AGES AGO! BUT FUCK IT, I’M HERE FOR ALL OF THIS!! PEOPLE GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO LITERALLY ELECTROCUTE EACH OTHER AFTER PUTTING ME THROUGH THAT MATCH IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED :blessed:!!!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY SWINGS THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR AT DRAKE FROM BEHIND AND DRAKE GOES DOWN SHOUTING, CRAWLING AWAY BUT NOT WITHOUT TERRY GETTING ANOTHER HIT IN! AND NOW HE TURNS THAT CHAIR ON SOSA AND SOSA TURNS AWAY TO AVOID IT, ONLY TO GET CAUGHT ON THE BACK!! SOSA DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES WITH THAT ELECTRICITY MAKING THAT HIT EVEN WORSE! TERRY SWINGS THE CHAIR DOWN AGAIN AND SOSA IS ON THE FLOOR!! TERRY RAISES THE CHAIR AS HE TURNS TO FIND DRAKE-
James Peters: :damn: TERRY JUST TOOK A TASER TO THE BALLS AS SOON AS HE TURNED AROUND!!! TERRY DROPS THE CHAIR AND GRABS BETWEEN HIS LEGS! FUCK!!! DRAKE KING COMES BACK FROM DIGGING UNDER THE RING WITH THE TASER AND TERRY DROPS TO HIS KNEES HUNCHED OVER!!!
Persephone: Imagine literally being Consuela and having to watch this :mjlol:!!!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY’S TESTICLES HAVE HONESTLY GOT TO BE ABSOLUTELY FRIED!!! HOW MANY VOLTS IS THAT?!!! TERRY IS LITERALLY ON THE GROUND NOW AND DRAKE IS LOOKING QUITE PLEASED WITH HIMSELF!
James Peters: BUT SOSA SWINGS THE CHAIR AT DRAKE AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO HIS GUT; HE’S MAKING SURE DRAKE DOESN’T ESCAPE FROM THIS UNSCATHED!! SOSA SLAMS THE CHAIR OVER DRAKE’S BACK AND DRAKE SHOUTS FROM THE IMPACT OF THE CHAIR, FALLING DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO TERRY, WHO MANAGES TO ROLL OUT THE WAY!! BUT SOSA KEEPS SWINGING THE CHAIR AND- DRAKE HAS THE TASER AGAIN!! SOSA COMES DOWN AND DRAKE SHOOTS HIS ARM UP AND GETS SOSA’S LEG WITH THE TASER CAUSING HIM TO DROP THE CHAIR ON DRAKE!!!
(Shouting, Drake manages to shove the chair off of himself and onto Terry, who somehow has the wherewithal to shove it away back onto Drake, who finally kicks it away! SOSA is just as much writhing on the floor alongside his Shock Value opponents, as all three of them are feeling the effects of the sudden attack from the electrified weapons.)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST WITNESS?!
(A slew officials come down the ramp and it’s pretty obvious that they were waiting for the sudden brawl to somehow finish, and fortunately for them, all three men are incapacitated. That doesn’t stop them from cautiously handling the electrified weapons as they try to tend to the fallen Elitists. Persephone can be heard laughing into her headset.)
James Peters: Shock Value comes March 20th, and for this to be the preview, I can only imagine what kind of madness is going to go down at Shock Value itself! Just merely days away now and only one more Voltage left before the show, I’ve got no doubt it’ll live up to all its wild expectations!
(With the final shots of Terry Chambers, Drake King, and SOSA Henderson being assisted while they remain on the floor, the scene fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)