(EAW intro plays.)
(A highlight video of last week’s episode of Voltage begins to play)
(RECAP: The highly anticipated Lumberjack Match for the Interwire Championship kicks off this episode of Voltage as Ms. Extreme and Shawn Sturgis go right at it. It focuses on the few times where the Lumberjacks intervened in the match when firstly Alun Wyn Jones came in and connected with a Nos Da on Shawn Sturgis taking him down. Then proceeding onto where Charlie Marr came in and hit Ms. Extreme with the Charing Cross along with Dr. Bethany Blue coming in right after and hitting her The Remedy before Raven Roberts intervenes and connects with the Talon to take Charlie out of the occasion. The big ones of this match where when Grizzly Bear Rocco absolutely tore into Shawn Sturgis while Lars Grier took advantage of the situation and took out Ms. Extreme as well. The match ended after Ms. Extreme was able to get up after Rocco beat the crap out of Shawn and steal the pin managing to retain the Interwire Championship)
(RECAP CONTINUES: Molly Waters is shown interviewing The Woogieman! Woogie talks about Shock Value and how it hurt his pride and how so much so he decided to take a week off to recuperate with the situation. Yet the one thing Woogie mentioned was despite how he was happy he was still breathing he talks about the poor eels and how officially he’s an activist for eel’s rights! And in order to also get back on track for Shock Value he also challenges Komatsu Ogawa to a match for the next week and putting the Big Bogawa Bhampionship on the line)
(RECAP CONTINUES: It goes to Dorian Cade vs Kristopher Killbourne as after a fast match by both very athletic competitors, Dorian manages to connect with Blood Money to secure a win over Kristopher)
(RECAP CONTINUES: It then goes over to Sofia Clarke interviewing Grizzly Bear Rocco about what happened at the Lumberjack Match. He states how Shawn took money away from him when he stole the victory from him at Shock Value and how he knows they’re going to cross again but he proceeds to focus to Grand Rampage. Yet Alun Wyn Jones comes in and hijacks the interview stating how he’s tired of being pushed around constantly as it’s happened multiple times so far. After a back and forth Shawn comes out and sparks another back and forth between the three rivals fueled with hatred. After a while, Captain Charisma comes out and states that if they want to truly settle their problems they can do so in the Grand Rampage match)
(RECAP CONTINUES: It then goes to tag team action as the team of Terry Chambers and Consuela Rose Ava #Terrsuela goes up against Komatsu Ogawa and Alun Wyn Jones. After a very hard-hitting grudge match, Alun is taken out of the equation as Komatsu it hit by both La Rodilla De La Muerte and the T-5 for Terry and Consuela to pick up the win. It then proceeds over to worlds colliding as newcomer Colby Sol faces off against Jesse Barlow. After a very fast-paced match, Hannah Marin puts her head into the match distracting Colby just enough for Jesse to take advantage and pull out the win. After though Colby fueled with anger attacks Jesse and takes him out to the dismay of the crowd)
(RECAP CONTINUES: It goes to Charlie and Jordie Marr in the backstage area. Charlie obviously conveying his frustration for Captain Charisma and the “biased ship” he runs at Voltage focusing specifically on Malcolm Jones. He pushes into Captain Charisma’s office as he complains and asks for an explanation for what happened at Shock Value. Captain Charisma states that he’s not going to fuel his whining as Charlie then goes off and says that he should change the Grand Rampage EAW Championship match to a triple threat since he deserves it after what happened. Captain Charisma states that he has to earn it and says that he has to go into the Grand Rampage match and go through it in order to get the shot he wants to take it or leave it and an irate Charlie is forced to accept it)
(RECAP CONTINUES: It then goes to SASS versus Dr. Bethany Blue and Charlie Marr yet before the match it is none other than one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions The Visual Prophet coming in and talking to SASS in the backstage area. He questions who is going to challenge Drizzy and Vizzy for the Unified Tag Team Championships and asks if the two of them would want the opportunity to do so. Both of them obviously want the challenge but that doesn’t stop Viz as he laces rumors into the head of Sierra trying to tear SASS apart. Viz simply says that Sierra would not lay a finger on Drake yet he says if they want a shot at the gold all they have to do is say it. It then proceeds into the match where after a back-and-forth match it is none other than Jordie Marr who interferes to help Dr. Bethany Blue and Charlie Marr get the win in the most unflattering way possible)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The hard-hitting match of Lars Grier vs Malcolm Jones is then shown. After a match where none of these elitists didn’t want to give in for a moment which resulted in a very long match from both of them, Ms. Extreme intervenes into the match distracting Lars for the moment. In the backstage area, she attacks Lars’ caregiver Asmo as Lars if left distraught in the process. As he quickly runs out of the ring to assist her backstage Malcolm Jones ultimately wins the match by count-out possible fueling, even more, the Interwire Title match at Grand Rampage)
(RECAP CONTINUES: It then goes to Sofia Clarke interviewing Jalyn Garcia. He states how the New Breed Title match at Grand Rampage means everything to him at this point in his career. And how instead of feeling pressured, he rather wants the whole world to see him win the New Breed Title! He then proceeds to talk about the history he has with his mentor, Jamie O’Hara and how he is learning from the greatest wrestler of all time, not just carrying his family legacy, but Jamie’s as well. He wants to take the New Breed Title just as Jamie did at Road to Redemption 2014 and break Jamie’s record reign of 214 days along with it. He states how all good things must come to an end and that stays the same for Justin Windgate’s title reign as the New Breed Champion and how he is going to take the title to new heights because he has been prepared more than anything, to achieve greatness)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The highlight video finally ends with the main event of Rex McAllister vs the EAW Champion Andrea Valentine. Both of them absolutely tear into each other as this was a test of endurance and persistence between both of them. At the end in one of the most shocking ways, imaginable Andrea rolls up Rex and manages to get a win. Rex, obviously angered yet calm, goes up to Andrea telling her that he’s coming for her championship at Pain For Pride once he wins Grand Rampage. Yet Malcolm walks out to the stage and says he knows that he’s going to win the title at Grand Rampage and we could possibly be seeing a Clash of Kingdoms rematch from the two. As Rex really doesn’t care as long as Pain For Pride ends with him being champion, and that’s where it ends off)
(The highlight video fades out to the camera panning around the outside of the Movistar Arena in Bogota, Colombia as “33rd Blakk Glass” by Sosmula & Zillakami starts to play up to cheers as the camera then fades into the inside of the arena to the highly anticipated Voltage crowd that has come here tonight. Gold and white pyro shoot up into a spectacular array that leaves the crowd awed in response before it stops and the camera begins to pan over to the broadcast booth where Rich Russillo, James Peters and Persephone Tsitsipas are stationed at. Rich and James are wearing matching custom shirts that have a wanted poster with Komatsu Ogawa on front and the back of it reads “#EvenMoreJustice4Woogie” as Persephone looks at the shirts with a disgusted expression as it’s clear she still doesn’t get it before she gives a shrug and leans back in her chair practically slouching down)
James Peters: Welcome as always to ladies and gentlemen to Voltage! Of course, I’m James Peters along with my broadcast partners Rich Russillo and Persephone Tsitsipas.
Persephone: Might I interject and say it’s ‘the beautiful Persephone Tsitsipas’ to you.
Rich Russillo: I agree.
James Peters: Well now that my two broadcast partners have gone loco before we run down the matches we have to address something clearly. As known by the recent epidemic happening across the world this is the last EAW show that will be done with a live crowd for the foreseeable future and we’re blessed to have it be Voltage to give you that honor! But now that that’s out of the way I guess it’s time to run down the matches.
Persephone: No I got this. So tonight in our main event tonight we have SLUTS against that one blondie that I can’t think of the name of along with her scissor partner that red-headed abortion.
Rich Russillo: :wow: Every word she says is magical. Anyways we also have a ladder match for a proposed Unique Opportunity with Raven Roberts, Dr. Bethany Blue, Jalyn Garcia, and Charlie Marr also in store for us tonight which is certainly going to be a match you do not want to miss.
James Peters: We cannot forget the Grand Rampage preview that we also have when the ‘Barbaric Carnivore’ Terry Chambers faces off against Grizzly Bear Rocco which is sure to put you in awe when two brutes go right at it with only one coming out as the winner! Along with a match for the Big Bogawa Bhampionship consisting of Komatsu Ogawa and the absolute GOAT The Woogieman.
Persephone: Yeah yeah yeah you guys are missing out on the whole retrospective of it. SEXY REXY IS COMING OUT TO THE RING SOON! So stop hogging up all the fucking TV time and let my future babymaker come out to the ring and show you what ratings truly are.
James Peters: I am confused about half of what you just said but I suppose your right, let’s cut right to the ring!
(The camera then fades over to the stage as ‘Alive’ by P.O.D hits, and the crowd explodes, knowing exactly who the music belongs to. Soon after, Rex McAllister begins making his way down to the ring. He has a microphone in his hand, and as he enters the ring, he immediately begins to speak.)
Rex McAllister: Look, I’m just going to cut to the chase. Yes, I did lose to Andrea Valentine last week. I thought I could leave Voltage last week with more momentum heading into Grand Rampage. I thought I would’ve closed the show showing exactly what I will do at Pain for Pride assuming Andrea keeps her Championship going into it. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. Instead, I lost. I also lost in a pretty disappointing way in all honesty, however, I’m not here to sit here and whine about it. I won’t let my loss to Andrea Valentine completely halt my momentum going into Grand Rampage, and I definitely won’t let that loss affect my chances of winning. I said that I was going to win the Grand Rampage once I got the opportunity to compete in it, and I am standing by that. The Grand Rampage is still my match, and I will still be main eventing Pain for Pride.
(The crowd begins cheering due to the drive being displayed by Rex. He takes a quick pause as the crowd quiets down, before beginning to speak once again.)
Rex McAllister: Last year at Grand Rampage, I came so close. I was so close to achieving what I thought was mine. I thought that was the year that I’d win the Grand Rampage. I should’ve done it. I should have been able to win the Grand Rampage, but in the end, I came up short against Jamie O’Hara. It was frustrating. I thought I had lost my ticket to Pain for Pride. I thought that all of my work had been for nothing, and I was just gonna be left without a spot on the show. In the end, I did still get my Pain for Pride main event, but even that didn’t go my way. I didn’t want to be in the main event thanks to Impact or his Gawd Contract. I didn’t want to be in the main event because of something that was out of my control, I wanted to be in it because I conquered a match where 30 hungry Elitists all have the same goal. That didn’t happen though. I tried to make the most of that Pain for Pride main event anyway, and as you all know, once again things did not go my way. Once again I came so close to reaching my goal, just to come up short, and this time I wasn’t even involved with the decision. Impact walked out of Pain for Pride with the World Heavyweight Championship after choking out Noah Reigner, and just before I could break up the submission and save my chances, Noah was out, and the bell rang.
(The fans begin to boo after being reminded at the disappointing result, especially since Impact was the man that walked out of Pain for Pride as the World Heavyweight Champion.)
Rex McAllister: I should’ve won the Grand Rampage, but I didn’t. I should’ve won the World Heavyweight Championship at Pain for Pride, but I didn’t. It’s a new season now, and this season is about my redemption. I’ll be the first to admit, it hasn’t been easy. There’s been a lot of factors halting my progress. The talent level here on Voltage might just be higher than ever before. That alone is going to make things much tougher, but then there are people like Charlie Marr. I think we all remember what happened at Territorial Invasion. I came so close to winning the EAW Championship, just to be robbed. Road to Redemption, that was supposed to be my chance at redemption, no pun intended, but once again I failed. I will not allow myself to fail again. I won’t come so close, just to fail once again, especially not in the Grand Rampage for the second year in a row. I promise you all, I am going to win the 2020 Grand Rampage match-
(‘Beautiful People’ by Marilyn Manson then hits, cutting Rex off, which leads to a large mixed reaction as Shawn Sturgis walks out to the stage. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, and walks into the ring, standing face to face with Rex. He too has a microphone in his hand, and begins to speak as Red watches.)
Shawn Sturgis: I’m sorry, but it sounds like you’re guaranteeing a Grand Rampage win, and I couldn’t help but come out here because that just sounds ridiculous on your part. Hasn’t anyone told you about making promises you can’t keep?
Rex McAllister: Well, I-
Shawn Sturgis: No, let me finish speaking. I don’t understand why you’re acting like this match is going to be easy for you. Was Jamie O’Hara the only threat to you last year? You keep talking about how you got so close just to lose to Jamie, do you think since he’s not in the match this year that this is gonna be a breeze for you? Jamie O’Hara may be injured, and he may not be competing in the Grand Rampage this year, but I can assure you that even if he wasn’t, he wouldn’t be the reason why you don’t win the Grand Rampage this year. There’s been a lot of new talent brewing this past year, and it’s time for someone like me to take this opportunity.
Rex McAllister: I’m not trying to underestimate anyone, I’m letting the facts speak for themselves. I made it to the final two last year, why can’t I take things even further this year? I’ve been working hard to make sure I am ready for this, I know that I can win the Grand Rampage this year. I never said this match would be easy, I am however saying that I can overcome the challenge this brings.
Shawn Sturgis: Well if we’re letting facts speak for themselves, how could you come to that conclusion? You said it yourself. You failed at Grand Rampage. You failed at Pain for Pride. You failed at Territorial Invasion. You failed at Road to Redemption. Maybe, your time has passed. Maybe you’re just not good enough to be back in the World Championship picture. You know who is ready for that opportunity though? Me. I have been putting on classic after classic. I took Ms. Extreme to her limits, and at Grand Rampage I’m going to take things further, as I become the man that main events Pain for Pride. We don’t need to see Rex McAllister in the spotlight once again just for you to fail, again. We need people like me. People that are just starting to break out, people that haven’t had their moment yet. This is my match Rex, and I’m sorry but, you’re not getting another moment if I can help it.
Rex McAllister: You think you’re ready for this? You think my time has passed? Well, why don’t you prove it? Put your money where your mouth is, and face me next week. You and me, one on one.
(The crowd begins cheering as Rex has a stern look on his face as he begins holding out his hand. After taking some time to think, Shawn shakes his hand, making the crowd cheer even louder as the two look each other in their eyes, creating a ton of tension.)
Shawn Sturgis: You’re on, see you next week.
(The two don’t take their eyes off of each other as ‘Alive’ kicks back up. A new match has officially been made, and the fans clearly seem to be excited about it as Voltage begins to fade elsewhere.)
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(The camera cuts to backstage in the interviewing area, where Sofia Clarke is seen standing on her own with a microphone in her hand, preparing to interview someone.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time please welcome, Jesse Barlow.
(All of the fans in attendance begin to boo as Jesse Barlow makes his way into the camera’s view. Hannah Marin is with Jesse, and it’s difficult to tell how Jesse is feeling based on face alone, as he keeps a nearly expressionless look.)
Sofia Clarke: Jesse, thank you for taking the time to be here.
Jesse Barlow: Thank you for having me.
Sofia Clarke: So, Jesse, unfortunately, last week your night didn’t end as planned. You did defeat Colby Sol, but you didn’t exactly get to celebrate the way you wanted to, as not too long after the defeat Colby attacked you. How do you feel about that attack? Is there anything you have to say to Colby?
Jesse Barlow: Yes, there is something I’d like to say actually. I’d like to say, I understand.
Sofia Clarke: You understand?
Jesse Barlow: Yes, I understand. I truly do understand why Colby did what he did.
Sofia Clarke: I will admit, I don’t believe I understand where you’re going with this. May you please elaborate?
Jesse Barlow: It’s simple really. I understand why Colby did what he did because Colby simply wasn’t himself. He’s not in control of his own actions. Colby wouldn’t have wanted to attack me in any other scenario, but the truth is, Colby Sol is consumed by evil. The poor man is a victim to darkness, and that darkness led to him attacking me when I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m not the man responsible for his losing streak, I didn’t hand him all of his other losses. There was no reason for Colby to attack me for winning what was supposed to be a friendly contest between two talented men, but he still did it. He unnecessarily attacked me, and there were two ways I could’ve approached the predicament I’ve been put in. I could’ve lashed out. I could’ve let my emotions get the best of me, and had I done that, who knows how much destruction I could’ve caused? However, I am bigger than that. I am above throwing tantrums like children. I am a man, so I did what anyone should do in a situation just like mine, and I looked to further understand it. I made sure I knew the source behind Colby’s attack, and as I stand here today I can confidently say, the source behind Colby’s attack was evil. Pure evil. I can fix that evil though. I can cure Colby Sol.
Sofia Clarke: You can “cure” Colby? I’m sorry, but I am a bit confused here.
Jesse Barlow: It’s true, I really can cure Colby. I can do anything that needs to be done, and this is most definitely what needs to be done. I mean, you all saw Colby attack me. Did you see the grotesque look of violence in his face? Did you see the malice in Colby’s eyes as he attacked me? Those weren’t the eyes of a man in control of his own life. Those were the eyes of a victim to insanity. Those were the eyes of someone that’s been unwillingly consumed by evil. Colby Sol needs to be helped, and I can help him. I can make Colby Sol a new man. I can fix all of his problems, I can change that man’s life for the better. There is a supernatural force behind the evil that drove Colby into insanity, but I am above that evil. I can help Colby overcome that evil. With my help, Colby Sol can overcome anything.
Sofia Clarke: Anything? I feel like you’re promising a lot here.
Jesse Barlow: I’m not promising anything out of my reach. Hannah here knows it. The evil around here may be caused by supernatural forces, but Jesse Barlow is a supernatural force, an even greater force that can destroy any evil that stands against us. With my help, I can turn what was a seemingly unending losing streak into a career full of success. I can make you go from losing week after week to being one of the greatest EAW has seen in history. It’s sad to see someone be taken advantage of so easily, which is why I want to free you. I want to save you from the darkness. I want to bring you back into the light, so the world no longer has to witness the Colby Sol you’ve become, and instead, they could see something greater. The world could become witness to the greatest Elitist EAW has ever seen. I could be the one to unlock all of your hidden potential Colby, all you have to do, is join me.
Sofia Clarke: You want Colby to join you? That’s interesting, but if Colby Sol is truly consumed by an evil as you’ve stated, why would you trust him to join yourself and Hannah?
Jesse Barlow: Have you been listening to what I’ve said? I can cure Colby of his evil, and the first step of Colby’s restoration is simply being aligned with Jesse Barlow. I am giving Colby a choice here. He could either join me and allow me to lead him to a better path, a path full of gold. He could allow me to save him, or he could decline. He could decline my offer, which would simply be the wrong move. I’ll give you a week to decide Colby. I won’t try and influence your decision, but just know, I can help you. I want to help you. We want to help you.
(Jesse Barlow and Hannah Marrin then walk out of the scene, leaving Sofia Clarke alone to take in everything that Jesse said. She remains in the scene, and stands there trying to understand Jesse’s decision to try and help Colby Sol, as Voltage begins fading from backstage.)
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Stop. Click. Clitch. Clatch. Zbzzt.
(The camera changes from the static to a view of the same broadcasting room as seen in previous episodes of Buckeye25. Levi sits there, his face solemn, and without the Luciferian smile he usually carries. Something is off.)
Levi: Hello, dear viewers, and welcome back to Buckeye25, Ohio’s finest news network. I’m your host, Levi. Today is a unique one, to say the very least. We here at our Toledo headquarters have just been given an update on Asmo’s condition after the heartless attack committed by her attacker. Upon being rushed into the hospital it was revealed that she had suffered bruising across her face as well as along her dorsal region, however it was more present along her cranial area. The damage was sufficient enough that she is now receiving treatment for a mild hematoma.
(Levi pauses for a few moments, looking down. There is almost a slight hint of shivering from him, as he swallows his words to continue.)
Levi: Although it was not worse, and we are very grateful towards our physicians and paramedics who gave treatment upon immediate discovery. . .what we have yet to treat is the main violation of sanctity. The walking menace who has made it her personal mission to end the journey of this channel, of the Corvus, of Lars Grier before it even has the chance to spread its wings. I will not name a name, not to feign neutrality but because she does not deserve to be named. This mission of yours. . .you never considered it to its fullest extent. It is why now you spend restless nights considering the possibility that there is a man out there hellbent on taking what you divine so much. It is why you have done everything in your frail power in an attempt to assert dominance, as if you were the better competitor. Wrong.
This is survival of the fittest, and you are the lowliest predator. You have already demoted yourself by virtue of your appalling actions and unearned confidence. You claim this to be a moral mission, yet how can it be? After you have stolen the spotlight from a sister who you claim to love and disallowed her the victory she wanted, is that really a showing of family? Or is it desperation, both to hog the attention and to defeat the hurricane that edges closer. . .and closer. . .and closer. In the end, we are all humans, ms. We design remedies to fix the limitations that hold us back. Telescopes and microscopes to compensate for our unextraordinary eyes. . .shoes, pads, and soles to make up for our feet’s defencelessness. . .hammer and blade to spite the weakness of our hands. . .
. . . Lars Grier, His elixir to drown your incompetence.
Rest easy, knowing your head will feel lighter from the absence of a crown. He is the skeleton key to his own path. He will unlock his potential as he has done to hundreds before and will do to hundreds more. . .and he is the sweeping flame to burn away your false pride.
(Levi stares directly into the camera with the look of a devil. There is no smile.)
Stop. Click. Clutch. Clatch. Zbzzt.
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Rich Russillo: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Voltage! Coming up next we have an exciting tag team bout featuring four of the most promising newcomers EAW has to offer! Alun Wyn Jones is going to team up with Colby Sol to face the team of Kristopher Killbourne and Maxwell!
(“Never Fight A Man With A Perm” by Idles echoes throughout the arena as Alun Wyn Jones appears on stage. The crowd strongly reacts as the Welsh Dragon salutes them and then starts walking down the ramp)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a Tag Team match! Introducing first, from Caerphilly South Wales, weighing in at 212 pounds, he is the Welsh Dragon… Alun Wyn Jones!
Rich Russillo: Alun Wyn Jones is not playing games tonight. He made it clear he is well aware of how dangerous Kristopher Killbourne is and how unpredictable someone new such as Maxwell can be. But Jones is a fighter, he can adapt to every circumstance and every opponent they throw at him.
James Peters: Well said, Rich. Jones is showing no fear tonight, he is ready for a fight and both Kristopher and Maxwell should not underestimate him!
(Alun Wyn Jones enters the ring as his tune fades out and is replaced by “I Am… All Of Me” by Crush 40. Colby Sol waves at the crowd on his way down the ramp and rejoices in their energetic response to his entrance)
Bella Braxton: And introducing his tag team partner, from The City of Champions, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, weighing in at 223 pounds… COLBY SOL!
James Peters: Colby Sol said earlier this week that his all life has been dedicated to this sport. There is not a single person in this company with the same amount of passion and tonight he is set out to prove just that. Cocky? Maybe, but that’s Colby Sol for you.
Rich Russillo: One thing for sure, Colby Sol and Alun Wyn Jones look like an actual team when you put them together. I can see them working together just fine, whereas I am not sure we could say the same about Killbourne and Maxwell.
(Colby Sol enters the ring and shakes hands with his tag team partner. His tune fades out as “Midnight Rider” by Memory Down blasts through the speakers. Kristopher Killbourne walks down the aisle with a serious look on his face)
Bella Braxton: And introducing their opponents, first from parts unknown, weighing in at 264 pounds… Kristopher Killbourne!!!
Persephone: How is this freak still able to walk free! Where is the police?! HELP!
James Peters: Calm down, Persephone. I am 68% sure Kristopher is not an actual serial killer, even though he totally looks the part. He kept quiet for most of the week leading into this tag team match, but we know him. Silence is his weapon of choice sometimes. And tonight he is going to let his actions speak for him.
(Kristopher Killbourne steps inside the ring as “Slide” by Calvin Harris replaces his theme song on the speakers)
Bella Braxton: And introducing his tag team partner… from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 250 pounds… MAXWELL!!!
James Peters: This guy… I swear, he gets on my nerves just by looking at him!
Rich Russillo: Maxwell might be a debutant tonight, but he has already made his intentions clear when it comes to his EAW career. He is in it for the money, for the fame, for the clout! He has no respect for Colby Sol, nor for Alun Wyn Jones. And let’s face it, probably not even for his tag partner Kristopher Killbourne! Maxwell only cares about one person and that person is Maxwell himself!
Persephone: I love this guy already!
(Maxwell enters the ring with a smug smile on his face, as the referee does his best to keep the four competitors separated from each other and makes sure the match can get underway)
(DING DING DING)
Rich Russillo: And the finally starts! It looks like Maxwell and Alun Wyn Jones are going to start things off here. The two are about to lock up in the middle of the squared circle… but wait! I spoke too soon! Looks like Maxwell doesn’t want that smoke! He just tagged Kristopher Killbourne in! Alun Wyn Jones looks on with a disappointed look on his face.
Persephone: That’s a smart move by Maxwell. Let the big guy do the damage first! Then pick up the bones later!
James Peters: Whatever you say! Killbourne is now the legal man as he closes in on Jones. Alun obviously is not afraid and goes right into a collar and elbow tie-up with the big man… OH LORD! KILLBOURNE JUST PUSHED HIM TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Talk about weight advantage! Alun Wyn Jones just landed on his butt as Kristopher Killbourne completely overpowered him! Kristopher Killbourne quickly on his feet, he picks up Jones and drags him to the corner. A couple of stiff shots to the guts as Jones tries his best to defend himself and parry the blows. Kristopher takes a couple of steps back and charges in for a splash… OOF!!! NOBODY’S HOME!
Persephone: What a dummy! Here’s hoping this bump is going to wake up his two remaining brain cells!
James Peters: Alun Wyn Jones showing why being smart can help you overcome the size disadvantage. Jones now on the attack, a couple of stiff kicks to the back of Killbourne’s legs. Yet the giant is still on his feet, he doesn’t want to go down! Jones bounces off the ropes, he charges in… TORNADO DDT! JONES JUST PLANTED KRISTOPHER KILLBOURNE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! THE COVER…
Rich Russillo: Nope! What a strong Kickout by Kristopher Killbourne! Jones managed to stun him but it wasn’t enough for the one two three. Now Jones goes back to his corner… TAG! Colby Sol has tagged in, he is the legal man now. Colby Sol closes in on Killbourne who is still leaning on the ropes, staggered. Colby launches him with a massive Irish Whip! Killbourne bounces off the ropes and… wait a minute! Maxwell just tagged himself in as Kristopher touched the ropes! But Colby Sol didn’t notice! Colby Sol just flattened Killbourne with an Enziguri kick off the rebound! WAIT A SECOND! HE GOT ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY MAXWELL WHO IS NOW THE LEGAL MAN!
Persephone: FINALLY! Finally someone capable of using their brains! Go Maxwell! Show these idiots how it’s done! What a move!
James Peters: Maxwell showing veteran instincts here despite being at his debut match on Voltage. He now keeps up the pressure on Colby Sol… OOF! WHAT A SPINEBUSTER! COLBY SOL BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AS MAXWELL GOES FOR AN EARLY PIN ATTEMPT….
Rich Russillo: No! Kickout! Colby Sol kicks out with ease but Maxwell is right on top of him! He grabs his legs… wait! What does he have in mind here? He’s trying to flip him over his back… SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! MAXWELL HAS JUST LOCKED COLBY SOL IN THE SHARPSHOOTER, IS HE GOING TO TAP??
James Peters: If there’s something we’ve learned from Colby Sol and his first matches here on Voltage is that this guy has a lot of heart and determination. Colby Sol fighting through this submission attempt, he’s trying to get to the ropes… will he make it!
Persephone: Just tap out, kid! Be smart!
Rich Russillo: No way! The ropes are too far from Colby Sol but don’t count him out just yet! He is using his weight to his advantage, trying to get out of his predicament… And he does! Colby successfully flipped over to his side forcing Maxwell to release the Sharpshooter, but the damage may have been done already! Colby charges in… OH NO MAXWELL CAUGHT HIM WITH A STIFF FOREARM TO THE FACE! COLBY IS STUNNED BUT STILL ON HIS FEET… SAMOAN DROP!!! MAXWELL JUST NAILED COLBY SOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THE COVER….
James Peters: Kickout! Colby Sol is still in this fight! I gotta say ever since Maxwell hit him with that sneak attack, Colby has had trouble getting back on his track! But hopefully for him he will find a way to turn things around soon enough. Maxwell wisely backs off to his corner as Colby is still laying on the mat and tags Kristopher Killbourne in. It’s time to go for the kill, I guess! Killbourne is stalking Colby, he is calling for his big move… he is looking to hit his Speak, the First Slice! Colby gets back to his feet as Killbourne charges in… NOBODY’S HOME! COLBY SOL GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! KRISTOPHER CRASHES HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! THE GIANT IS DOWN AND OUT!
Rich Russillo: No doubt this is the opening Colby Sol needs to turn things around. He stood there and absorbed the punishment just like a strong Elitist like him would do, but now it’s time to get back in the fight! Killbourne stumbles back, he is completely stunned… SOL FOOD! COLBY SOL JUST NAILED KRISTOPHER KILLBOURNE WITH A DEVASTATING EAT DEFEAT! BOTH MEN ARE NOW LAYING ON THE MAT, THEY ARE EXHAUSTED!
Persephone: Pin him! What are you waiting for!?
James Peters: Colby Sol is crawling towards his corner, he has to tag Jones in. The match took its toll on his body and he simply couldn’t find the strength to follow up the Sol Food with a pin attempt… TAG! ALUN WYN JONES IS THE LEGAL MAN! THE WELSH DRAGON IS IN THE HOUSE!
Rich Russillo: Alun Wyn Jones charges in, takes down Killbourne with a shoulder tackle, then another one! Killbourne gets back to his feet… STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE! AND ANOTHER ONE! YES! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY FOR THE CAROLINE STREET MASSACRE! SNAP DDT! JONES JUST PLANTED KILLBOURNE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A DEVASTATING COMBINATION.
Persephone: I cannot believe this goofball is going to win the match! Do something Kristopher! What the heck?!
James Peters: Alun Wyn Jones is stalking Killbourne… NOS DA! NOS DA CONNECTED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! KRISTOPHER KILLBOURNE IS OUT, BUT WAIT A SECOND! MAXWELL JUMPED IN THE RING AND HE IS TRYING TO PREVENT JONES FROM PINNING HIM…. SHOTGUN BY COLBY SOL FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! COLBY SOL JUST TOOK OUT MAXWELL BEFORE HE COULD INTERFERE AND BREAK UP THE PIN ATTEMPT. JONES WITH THE COVER…
(DING DING DING)
(“Never Fight A Man With A Perm” by Idles blasts through the speakers as the crowd roars in excitement)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners! The team of Alun Wyn Jones and Colby Sol!
James Peters: WOW! What a match! Colby Sol absorbed an insane amount of damage but somehow managed to dig down deep and survive! Then Alun Wyn Jones showed the world why he is the Welsh Dragon! He came in and turned things around for his team!
Rich Russillo: Nobody has anything to be ashamed of here tonight. Kristopher Killbourne dealt an insane amount of damage but the numbers game got the best of him. The same can be said about Maxwell! He looked unstoppable in the ring but in the end, he was just a bit too slow to break up the pin! I cannot wait to see what’s next for these four Elitists! They are the future of Voltage!
(The Ref comes over and raises both Colby and Alun’s hands in victory as Colby falls to a knee for a moment before getting up to his feet after the amount of damage he took in the match before being helped up by Alun. Both of them go up to the top rope and continue to celebrate as the camera fades out)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK: A commercial for EAW’s next free-per-view event, Grand Rampage! Live at Oracle Park, San Francisco, California!)
James Peters: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Voltage! Coming up next we have a high octane match with high stakes! That’s right! The Big Bogawa Bhampionship will be on the line as the current Bhampion Komatsu Ogawa will defend his title against someone who used to be the Bhampion a couple of months ago: we are talking about The Woogieman!
Rich Russillo: Oh man! This match is going to be insane. The Woogieman made it clear: he wants the title back, no matter the cost! But Ogawa might very well be the most unpredictable Elitist we have ever seen on Voltage, you never know what to expect from this guy! We are in for a treat!
Persephone: Can you two just pipe down already!
(‘If Ya Smell’ by Adam Massacre blasts through the arena as The Woogieman appears on the stage. The crowd erupts in enthusiasm as they see their favorite anti-hero. The Woogieman doesn’t seem to care too much about them though, as he looks as focused as ever and ready to fight)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Jacksonville Florida. Weighing in at 260 pounds… The Woogieman!
James Peters: Here we go! The Woogieman in here and he is ready to fight! You know Rich, Woogieman made it very clear last week. The Big Boogie Bhampionship means everything to him. That title is what made him in the first place, that title put him on the map we could say. Tonight, it’s payback time. The Woogieman is going to get it back!
Rich Russillo: I couldn’t agree more. The Woogieman has been very busy lately, as you might have heard. He is now an activist for electric eels, he’s been taking trips to Brazil but ultimately it always comes down to that Bhampionship gold and that’s why this night is so important to him! He has to make things right and get back what’s his!
Persephone: Oh man, this is pathetic. This guy is a walking meme and I cannot believe I have to sit here through this trash. I just hope this match will be as quick as possible because I have had enough of it already!
(‘It Is The End’ by Ice Nine Kills echoes throughout the arena as Komatsu Ogawa shows up on stage holding the title in one of his hands. He’s wearing his signature snake facemask as he stares down at The Woogieman who is already inside the squared circle)
Bella Braxton: And introducing the Bhampion! From Tokyo Japan, weighing in at 251 pounds… he is the Big Bogawa Bhampion… Komatsu Ogawa!
Persephone: This guy gives me the creeps!
Rich Russillo: I agree with you love, I always do. The Serpent King Komatsu Ogawa is surely someone who shouldn’t be underestimated by his opponents. Lord knows what he has in store for The Woogieman tonight and how far is he willing to go to retain his title!
(Ogawa enters the ring as the crowd is booing. He glares at The Woogieman and then hands his title over to the referee, before removing his mask).
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: This match is underway as the Big Bogawa Bhampionship is up for grabs. Ogawa and Woogieman meet in the middle of the ring, staring off as OGAWA SLAPS HIM RIGHT IN THE CHEEK!!
James Peters: The reigning, defending champion quick to show some disrespect and mind games here in this match as WOOGIE HOOKS HIS ARM AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE BOTTOM! WE MAY HAVE A CHAMPION ALREADY!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! “THE SERPENT KING” KICKS OUT AND IMMEDIATELY GETS OUT OF THE RING, SHOCKED AS WOOGIE DOESN’T ALLOW HIM TO RECOVER!! HE RUNS THE ROPES AND SOARS OVER THE ROPES WITH A OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE TOPE SUICCCIDDDAAA!!!!
James Peters: WOOGIE GETS KOMATSU OGAWA BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND IS NOW PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THE CROWD STUNNED TO WHAT THEY’RE WITNESSING AS WOOGIE DRIVES OGAWA DOWN WITH A LEAPING CROSSBODY!! COUNT IT!!!
James Peters: KICK-OUT! The Woogieman almost won his championship back, but his agility and quickness are not able to get it back just yet. He now begins to ascend the turnbuckle once again, seeking a high-risk maneuver in hopes to succeed! BUT LOOK!! OGAWA RECOVERS AND SHOOTS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! OH NO!!!
Rich Russillo: “THE SERPENT KING” NOW LIFTS WOOGIEMAN HIGH UP INTO THE AIR BY HIS SIDE!! OH MY GOD!! WOOGIE IS DEFENCELESS!!! OGAWA DRILLS WOOGIE ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER!! ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS SHOWCASE OF BRUTALITY BY KOMATSU OGAWA AS WOOGIE SCREAMS IN PAIN ON THE APRON!!
Persephone: KOMATSU NOW STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES, STALKING THE VULNERABLE WOOGIEMAN AS HE COMES FROM BEHIND AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST!!! AND PLANTS HIM ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! :DAMN: !!!!!!! Pure destruction shown by our reigning champion as Ogawa quickly gets him back into the ring and goes for the winning pinfall! COUNT IT REF!!
James Peters: KICK-OUT!! Komatsu Ogawa was a bit surprised that Woogieman was able to get his shoulder up. Woogie silently rolls out of the ring as Ogawa follows from behind and pursues him.
Rich Russillo: OGAWA RUNS FOR THE MASAKARI LARIAT AT RINGSIDE!! BUT WOOGIE CIRCLES AROUND, LIFTS HIM UP AND PLANTS “THE SERPENT KING” ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM!! Ogawa was driven emphatically into the ringside floor as Woogie enters and exited out of the ring to reset the referee’s count.
Persephone: Woogie now slams Ogawa’s skull into the ring post before placing his hand onto the steel steps! He stands on the steps before attempting to stomp on it! BUT OGAWA GETS HIS HAND AWAY AND CLOCKS WOOGIE WITH A BRUTAL UPPERCUT!! He climbs the steps and now joins him on to the steel steps.
James Peters: Ogawa and Woogie in a precarious position as they are both gathered on the steel steps. Ogawa attempts to raise him into a vertical suplex! But Woogieman drives his kneecap into the crown of his head, preventing it from happening as he hooks his tights for a suplex of his own! BUT OGAWA UNMERCIFULLY SHOVES HIM OFF THE STEEL STEPS!!
Rich Russillo: Woogie lands lightly onto the ringside floor as Ogawa recuperates on top of the steel steps. BUT NOT FOR LONG AS WOOGIE JUMPS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR!!! THE REFEREE NOW BEGINNING TO COUNT AS WOOGIE RISKED IT ALL WITH THAT SPEAR!!
Persephone: Ogawa holds his chest in pain as Woogie has now just slid into the ring.
Rich Russillo: “The Serpent King” has made his way onto the apron as WOOGIE CLOCKS HIM WITH A RIGHT FOREARM!!
James Peters: Ogawa is in deep trouble as Woogieman clenches his tights while on the second rope. WHAT IS HE THINKING?? WOOGIE HOISTS OF HIM OFF THE APRON AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A MIDDLE ROPE SUPERPLEX!! A RIDICULOUS SHOWCASE OF STRENGTH SHOWN BY WOOGIE AS HE SHOOTS THE HALF!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
Rich Russillo: KICK-OUT!! Woogieman now starts to show signs of frustrations as he thought that the vicious superplex was going to put Ogawa out of commission, but it isn’t enough. But, I think he knows what is needed to put the cap on this match! He crouches with determination. His hands clamped onto his knees behind Ogawa, who gingerly rises up to his feet. WOOGIE HOOKS THE ARM!! THE BOTTOM!!
Persephone: NO!! OGAWA GRABS HIS WRIST, TWISTS HIM AROUND AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A WRIST-CLUTCH!! OH NO!! OBSIDIAN FLAME!!!
James Peters: WOOGIE EVADES THE FISHERMAN DRIVER, UNLEASHING DOWNWARD ELBOWS ONTO THE UNPROTECTED NECK OF OGAWA!! Ogawa is staggered as Woogieman sets off and runs into the ropes! HE REBOUNDS BACK INTO OGAWA!!! KOMATSU WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! HE DRILLED HIM AS HE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: WOOGIE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Ogawa nearly had him done! “The Serpent King” now signaling for the end as he lifts Woogie up into an inverted crucifix hold. RAGNAROK!!! Woogie escapes the crucifix and thrusts Komatsu Ogawa face-first into the middle turnbuckle.
James Peters: This is significant for Woogieman as it allows him to recuperate and get his head back in the game. Ogawa turns around, subconscious as Woogie unleashes southpaw strikes onto him. RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!! Ogawa is being riddled by punches as Woogie whips him into the ropes. Ogawa boomerangs as Woogie wraps his arms around his waist and DROPS HIM WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!
Persephone: Woogie continues to put gas on the pedal as he now comes off the ropes and floats over Ogawa! OH MY GOD! THE REX EFFECT!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! WOOGIE CONNECTS WITH POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST MOVES IN ALL OF WRESTLING TODAY THE REX EFFECT AS THIS IS OVER!! OH MY GOD!! YES!!
Persephone: FUCK!!!! THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN IT!
Rich Russillo: Woogieman nearly putting “The Ouroboros” away with that float-over DDT, which I’m sure wasn’t a homage to Rex McAllister but let Persephone believe what she wants to, but Woogie is now brainstorming on what to do next. He wants that championship back on to his party and he knows what he has to do in order to get it back.
James Peters: Woogie clocks him with a huge right hand to the jaw before pulling him up and hooking his leg! HE PICKS HIM UP FOR A FISHERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT OGAWA DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS HIM UP!! INSIDE CRADLE!!
Persephone: WOOGIE ESCAPES!! BOTH MEN NOW QUICKLY RISE UP TO THEIR FEET!! KOMATSU OGAWA WITH A NASTY BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!! WOOGIE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND FLOORS “THE SERPENT KING” WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT PRECISION DROPKICK!!
James Peters: WOOGIE NOW ON FIRE AS HE PULLS OGAWA UP TO HIS FEET AND HOOKS HIS TIGHTS!! POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX TO END IT ALL?!?!?! BUT OGAWA LIFTS HIM UP INSTEAD!!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE NEUROTOXIN!! THE VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO THE STUNNER CONNECTS AS HE GOES OVER FOR THE COVER!!
Rich Russillo: Woogieman however, exploded out of the ring from the sheer impact of that Neurotoxin stunner, making it unable for Ogawa to get the match-deciding pinfall. Ogawa slides out of the ring, absolutely exhausted as he throws Woogieman back into the squared circle. He steps through the middle rope while Ogawa winds up to his feet.
Persephone: OGAWA REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND TURNS WOOGIE INSIDE OUT WITH THE MASAKARI RUNNING LARIAT!
James Peters: NO!!! WOOGIE JUMPS AROUND HIS WAIST AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! He maintains the waist lock hold onto Ogawa as he effortlessly gets him up to his feet and lifts him up! A SECOND CONSECUTIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!! OGAWA NOW LOOKING TO COMPLETE THE TRIFECTA!! He holds onto him as he hoists him up for the third time!!
Rich Russillo: OGAWA WITH A THICK BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW OF WOOGIE!! WOOGIE IS STAGGERED AS KOMATSU NOW STEPS AWAY AND RUNS THE ROPES!! HE CHARGES INTO WOOGIE!! MASAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIII!!
Persephone: THE BOTTOM!! WOOGIEMAN COUNTERS WITH THE BOTTOM OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE GOES FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!! THIS IS IT!!
James Peters: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOMATSU OGAWA POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! Woogie is apoplectic! He is in pure disbelief as he’s put away many opponents with The Bottom many times in the past! Hell, he even defended that BBB Championship with that very move in the past, but Ogawa showing his unparalleled resilience here tonight
Rich Russillo: Woogie appears more determined and concentrated than ever as he impatiently waits for Ogawa to get up to his feet! WOOGIE LIFTS OGAWA UP!! FOR A SPINEBUSTER!!
Persephone: OGAWA ESCAPES THE HOLD AND PUSHES HIM AWAY!! Woogie quickly lashes back up but eats a raid of palm strikes to the chest. Ogawa kicks his leg, spins around for a backhand, bringing him down onto one knee before running the ropes. OGAWA PERHAPS GOING FOR THE MASAKARI ONCE AGAIN!!
James Peters: WOOGIE ELEVATES HIM AND EXPLODES HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE SPINEBUSTER!! WOOGIE HAS THE CROWD ALL FIRED UP, INCLUDING HIMSELF AS HE WALKS AROUND AND GETS IN POSITION!! HE NONCHALANTLY SLIDES HIS SHOULDER BAND OFF!!
Rich Russillo: He chucks it far into the EAW Universe before stepping away and running the ropes! He rebounds and jumps over Ogawa once and goes into the ropes once again! OGAWA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE MASAKARI LARIAT!!! THAT IS IT!!
Persephone: OGAWA NOW QUICKLY FOLLOWING UP!! PUTTING HIM IN THE WRIST CLUTCH AND LIFTING HIM UP!!! OBSIDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIANNNNNNNNNNN FLAMMMMMMMMME!!! IS IT ENOUGH!?!?
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Stabbing In The Dark” by Ice Nine Kills blasts through the speakers to ear-deafening boos as Komatsu Ogawa retrieves his Big Bogawa Bhampionship and raises it in the air with confidence. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. AND STILL THE BIG BOGAWA BHAMPION….. KOOOOOOOOOMMMMMATTTSUUUUUUU OGGGGGGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Komatsu Ogawa picks up yet another victory, proving why he is our hailing Big Bogawa Champion as he defeats Woogieman tonight.
James Peters: Ogawa has been nothing but destructive here on the Voltage shores and there’s only time that he adds a real championship to his collection.
Persephone: What do you mean? It is a real championship!
Rich Russillo: Well, that’s debatable. Yet moving on from that It looks like Ogawa has something to say.
( Ogawa picks up a microphone and begins to speak. )
Komatsu Ogawa: I’ve got something to get off my chest. Now, what I just did to that fucking reject, Woogieman? THAT was a warning. THAT was a statement to every single soul in the locker room. Either it’s Voltage, Showdown, or Dynasty, that was an example of what will happen to you if you choose to step in my way.
Komatsu Ogawa: I want all of you idiots to take a long, nice stare at this championship. This is going to be the last time you ever see this jumble of garbage around a true man’s waist because the fact is, I don’t need this championship. This championship is a fuckin’ piece of a joke, just like the man I just decimated and just like all of you parasites in the crowd. This hunk of trash doesn’t represent anything valuable. It doesn’t embody success, it embodies nothing. This championship doesn’t deserve me and it doesn’t deserve to be in the spotlight again.
Komatsu Ogawa: Therefore, I am hereby relinquishing this stupid championship belt and I want to say good luck to anyone who attempts to revive or add any meaning to this shit. As a matter of fact, I want to say good luck to anyone participating in this year’s Grand Rampage. I hereby declare my part in this year’s Grand Rampage, so good luck to any soul who wishes to fulfill their dreams and receive their world championship opportunity at Pain For Pride because with Komatsu Ogawa standing in your way, your fantasies all fade to black.
( Ogawa throws the Big Bogawa Bhampionship aggressively onto the canvas and stomps on it. While soaking in the boos, he smiles and makes his way to the back as Voltage fades to elsewhere. )
(COMMERCIAL BREAK: A C0MM3RC1AL F0R W1LH3LM’5 G00GL3 TRANSLAT3 5Y5T3M! EV3R N0T KN0W WHAT TH3 FUCK H15 NAM3 M3AN5 0R JU5T PLA1N LAZY T0 5P3LL 1T 0UT! U53 TH15 AND 1T’LL 5AV3 Y0U A L1F3T1M3 0F W0RK)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to this episode of EAW’s hottest weekly show, Sunday night Voltage! Coming up next, an exciting bout between two of EAW’s most electric young stars, “The Virtuous” Jesse Barlow squares off with Lars “Carion” Grier! This ultimate clash of styles is sure to deliver another Voltage classic! The question at hand is whether or not ‘The Deadlight Drive’ will be enough to put away “The Virtuous One”, or will ‘The Final Verdict’ set the sun on Lars Grier’s hopes?!
Persephone: That question is on NOBODY’S mind, Jim. The question on their minds is whether Rex McHandsome is going to part his hair on the left or the right….
(Persephone lets out a deep sigh of wonder.)
James Peters: Firstly, once again, my name is JAMES, not JIM! Secondly, why don’t we focus on the task at hand, why don’t we pay attention to the epic matchup that’s soon to play out?!
Rich Russillo: James, I suggest you address the lady with a bit more class. But you are right about this spectacular matchup! Both men are high-level athletes, utilizing a series of suplexes, back and neck breakers, and incredible feats of flight and aerial attacks. Oh boy, I can’t wait for this one!
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Crowd repeats “ONE FALL”!)
(‘CARION IS’ by LOVECraft begins to play as a single spotlight shines on the stage. An eerie purple mist begins to creep down the ramp. The sinister presence of Lars Grier graces the stage, as the pulsating purple eye of the man’s mask twitches violently, as Lars menacingly makes his way to the squared circle.)
Rich Russillo: The masked menace, Lars Grier, has lived up to his namesake in his return to EAW. Grier looks to be in the best shape of his life, learning from his previous hiatus from the ring, he won’t make the same mistakes he did last time around. With the aid of the Corvus, Lars has returned to EAW and proved to be one of the most formidable threats Voltage has to offer! Grier not only utilizes The Corvus to his advantage, but he has also refined his skill set and updated his arsenal. His methodical in-ring tactic of breaking down his opponent is only complemented by some of the nastiest moves we’ve seen to date on Voltage. Some of which being ‘The Toledo Sunrise’, The ‘Gore’, and of course, Lars’ primary finishing move, his ace in the hole, The ‘Deadlight Drive’. Grier’s versatile arsenal ranges from submissions and clutches, to ‘tope con hilo’s’ and ‘air raid crashes’. Very few have as expansive of a skill set, as Lars Grier.
James Peters: Couldn’t have said it better myself, Rich. Lars’ most recent bouts have been demonstrations of excellence and determination. He’s going to have a bright future in this upcoming run on Voltage!
(Lars Grier enters the ring, as the camera slowly zooms in on the spectral being’s mask. The ominous purple lighting sets the tone for the bout to follow.
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF CINCINNATI, OHIIIOOOOOO….WEIGHING IN AT 264 POOOOUUNNNDSSSS…..LAAAARRRRRSSSSSSS “CAARRRRRIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNN” GRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
(‘The Path’ by Senses Fail begins to play as Jesse Barlow and Hannah Marin confidently make their way onto the stage.)
James Peters: Now this guy, he’s truly a vile competitor. He doesn’t compete out of love for the sport, or any other ethical reasoning. Jesse Barlow simply aims to inflict as much agonizing and cruel pain possible, upon his opponents. Barlow‘s malicious return to the ring is fueled by the rage of his family’s foolishness. Though not just his family, Barlow has come to the realization that all of mankind is a disease, a disease that must be eradicated, and Barlow channels his rage and inflicts it on his opponents in a malicious fashion. Barlow making his way to the ring with his manager, Hannah Marin. Hannah has aided Barlow in his quest for vengeance, this was seen last week when Barlow was in peril, and Hannah Marin interfered in Barlow‘s match with Colby Sol, leading him to victory. She’s his plan b and seemingly, works like a charm.
Rich Russillo: all great competitors have a massive chip on their shoulder, but those chips pale in comparison to Jesse Barlow’s. This man’s tragic backstory has created a vicious machine with only one goal, to hurt people, to break their will, and end their career. Although a difficult task lies ahead of Jesse Barlow tonight, the returning Lars Grier, as you said, James, has refined his weapons of war and looks to implement his game plan tonight. Don’t forget, if Marin attempts an interference, I’m sure The Corvus will take pleasure in neutralizing Marin.
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT OF HOBOKEN, NEWWWWW JERSEYYYY…. WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…….WITH HANNAH MARIIIINNNNNNNNN…..JESSSSEEEEEEEEE “THHEEEEEEE VIRTUUUUOUSSSSSSSSSS” BAAARRRRRRRLLOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
(Barlow’s grim presence enters the ring, as he deceitfully grins at Grier. The referee signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell, indicating the beginning of this bout!)
Rich Russillo: LET’S GET THIS MATCH POPPING!
James Peters: Popping? No Rich, just no. I think you meant….LET’S GET THIS ELECTRIC BOUT STARTED!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: HERE WE GO! Lars Grier and Jesse Barlow officially underway. Lars quickly attempting a single leg takedown, possibly looking for submission early. Grier has displayed on numerous occasions, not only his aerial prowess but also his submission specialty. Lars takes the back of Jesse Barlow, who quickly gets back to his feet, and we’re back to square one. You know, Rich, both of these men utilize a methodical strategy of breaking down their opponent slowly and painfully, one of these men must post something unseen before out of the bag if they hope to gain an early advantage in this match. Both men square up once again, Lars muscling Jesse Barlow back to the corner, the Barlow breaks free, now attempting an uppercut… but Grier avoids the attempted strike, and fires back with a lariat of his own! Jesse Barlow will need to ask the front row for his teeth back because Lars Grier nearly took his head off!
Persephone: Larry it was mediocre at best, I know positively that Rex McHandsome could’ve avoided such a move. Barlow attempting to make his way back to his feet…BUT LARS GRIER WILL OFFER HIM NO MERCY, AS HE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A BACKBREAKER!! WHAT A MOVE FROM LARS! Lars changing the tides of this bout in his direction early. Grier now locks in a crossface on Barlow, he’s not attempting to end this bout early. He’s merely looking to conserve his energy and control the pace of the match, without letting Barlow implement his game plan. Grier is always a step ahead! Jesse Barlow is looking to make his way back to his feet, to gain any shred of momentum possible…aiming to fight off Lars! He BREAKS the hold, BUT LARS QUICKLY FLIES AT BARLOW WITH A FLYING KNEE! BARLOW CAUGHT HIM, JESSE BARLOW SNUFFED THE KNEE AND CAUGHT LARS GRIER, NOW TURNING IT INTO A DDT!!! WOW! WHAT A COUNTER FROM JESSE BARLOW! That was certainly the move he needed to turn the direction of this match!
Rich Russillo: Lars Grier wisely rolling out of the ring, avoiding any further attack from the vicious, Jesse Barlow. But Barlow follows him outside, carefully eyeing and stalking lars, he’s got something vile in mind….BARLOW FLIES IN WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, CONNECTING ON THE JAW OF LARS GRIER!! HE WAS LOOKING TO DECAPITATE HIM WITH THAT MOVE, YOU COULD FEEL THE MALICE IN IT! Jesse Barlow and Hannah Marin grin at one another, as Barlow rolls Grier back into the ring. Jesse Barlow now retreating back to the corner, but he won’t stay there, he appears to be looking for a curb stomp, this might put Lars Grier out for good! BARLOW GOING FOR THE STOMP, LOOKING TO STOMP OUT THE LAST LIGHTS OF LARS GRIER…HE HITS THE STOM-NO LARS LAUNCHES HIM UP IN THE AIR, CATCHES HIM MIDFLIGHT AND DRIVES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB!!!! LARS JUST RIPPED BARLOW DOWN FROM THE SKIES AND SENT HIM CRASHING BACK DOWN TO REALITY, WHAT A MOVE FROM LARS GRIER, WHAT A COUNTER, WHAT AN ATHLETE! LARS GRIER CHANGING THE TIDE OF THIS MATCH IN A FLASH, NOW HE’S FOUND HIS WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY! LARS GRIER NOT LETTING UP, GOING BACK TO THE WHALE, A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF JESSE BARLOW!! LARS DRIVING HIS FEET THROUGH THE HEART OF BARLOW, NOW FOLLOWING UP WITH-…
James Peters: OH NO…RICH…
Rich Russillo: JAMES, COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR THE ‘TOLEDO SUNRISE’, A SPINNING PILEDRIVER THAT HAS ENDED MANY COMPETITORS ON VOLTAGE! THIS MOVE WOULD SURELY SPELL DOOM FOR JESSE BARLOW AND HIS HOPES OF A WIN TONIGHT, ON VOLTAGE….LARS GRIER LOOKING TO END IT RIGHT HERE, SETTING BARLOW UP FOR THE ‘TOLEDO SUNRISE’….BUT BARLOW IS FIGHTING, HE KNOWS THAT HIS DREAMS OF CONQUERING LARS GRIER TONIGHT WILL COME TO A SCREECHING HALT IF THIS PILEDRIVER HITS, BARLOW DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO FIGHT OUT, SCRAPING AND GAUGING THE EYES OF GRIER, PULLING THE HAIR, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING..BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH, GRIER SPINS AND DROPS THE SKULL OF BARLOW TO THE CANVAS WITH THE TOLEEEEDOOOOO SUNNRIIISSSSEEEEEEE!!!! DNDKJSIIKSWKEJJKDREIKE!!! THIS IS SURELY THE END!! LARS HEADS IN FOR THE PIN!!!!….
James Peters: KICKOUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: HOW THE HELL DID BARLOW KICK OUT, HOW IN GODS NAME DID HE SURVIVE THE ‘TOLEDO SUNRISE’!?!?! THAT SHOULD’VE ENDED THE BOUT RIGHT THERE, LARS LOOKS AS STUNNED AS WE ARE! BUT HE’S GOT NO TIME TO DWELL ON WHAT HAS HAPPENED, HE NEEDS TO FOCUS ON WHAT HE NEEDS TO MAKE HAPPEN THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN! GRIER KNOWS THIS, HE REALIZES THE URGENCY OF THE SITUATION, LARS IS LOOKING TO FINISH IT RIGHT HERE, ATTEMPTING THE DEADLIGHT DRIVE, THIS IS HIS CHANCE!!! LARS SIGNALING FOR THE END, TRYING TO SET HIM UP…. GRIER WITH THE DEAADDDDLIIIGHHHHTTTT DRIVVEEEEEEE!!!! LARS WITH THE DEADLIGHT DRIVE ALKFSMKFDDFKIEOEOW!!! THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT- WHAT THE HELL, WHO THE?!?… MS. EXTREME IS HERE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!? MS. EXTREME STORMING THE RING, ATTACKING LARS GRIER BEFORE HE CAN STEAL THE WIN, THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!
DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST DUE TO CAM ATTACKING LARS GRIER, NOW SHE’S GOING AFTER JESSE BARLOW!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT, WHY IS SHE DOING THIS!!?!?! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WREAKING HAVOC ON VOLTAGE TONIGHT, AND I ASSURE YOU, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!
Rich Russillo: The Interwire Champion stealing the win from Lars Grier, and causing a disappointing end to a thrilling bout. I’m sure we’ll find out what all that was about in the weeks to come. Thanks for tuning into the hottest weekly EAW show, Sunday night Voltage, we’ll be right back with more action!
(Ma. Extreme retreats back up the stage before Corvus and Hannah Marin have a chance to interfere as they all look livid in the ring as The Interwire Champion looks back at the carnage for a moment before turning around and heading to the backstage area as Voltage fades out to elsewhere)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK: A commercial for Drake King’s side-chick advice app! Ever wanted to have a side-chick without your lover knowing in any sort of way whatsoever? The World Heavyweight Champion has been there and done that so he’s sure to be the one to give you the advice)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons plays up to cheers as Terry Chambers makes his way out to the stage. He looks around and slowly nods as he does so before swiftly making his way down the ramp and to the ring with a painfully serious look on his face as he does so)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 287 pounds… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The last time we saw Terry he was teamed up with Consuela Rose Ava #Terrsuela against the team of Komatsu Ogawa and Alun Wyn Jones. They picked up the victory and now Terry pushes on to the Grand Rampage match.
James Peters: Indeed and I’m sure especially in a situation like this when it comes to a little snippet of what we might see at Grand Rampage I’m sure Terry wants to come out of this looking like an absolute beast, a force to be reckoned with heading into that match, I would expect nothing less.
Persephone: Ew I’ve already had enough of the morbidly obese Terrence for a whole month now, just when you think we’re done with that kind of physique look what we happen to stumble upon now, absolutely disgusting I could not be more disappointed.
(Terry goes onto the apron before entering the ring and swiftly raising his arm up to the cheers of the crowd. He stands there for a moment breathing heavily before heading to his corner and beginning to warm up as ‘Natural’ fades out. ‘Line Up’ by Aerosmith then plays up to boos as Grizzly Bear Rocco makes his way out to the stage. He has a determined look on his face as he makes a straight beeline to the ring swiftly as he stares a hole into Terry Chambers)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Billings, Montana… weighing in at 330 pounds… GRIZZLY BEAR ROCCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As for Rocco the reason he’s come into this match is more than just for eliminating people and winning. After the events that occurred last week spiraled into Captain Charisma making a decision that if him, Alun Wyn Jones, and Shawn Sturgis want to settle the score they can do it in the Grand Rampage match which has brought us here.
James Peters: Despite how shortly he’s been here I wouldn’t count Rocco out for a moment. The sheer dominance that he’s shown since he started is nothing short of spectacular for the eye. Who knows we might be seeing your Grand Rampage winner right here, anything can happen right?
Persephone: EWWWW ANOTHER ONE! James don’t get your hopes up and lie to the camera let me tell you the truth here. Sexy Rexy is winning, I mean he’s the only one with pure confidence, did you see him last week? The last are just filler James, get that through.
(Rocco makes his way to the ringside area as he goes onto the apron and enters the ring before raising both arms in the air to a boos from the crowd as Rocco shakes his head before heading to his corner as ‘Line Up’ fades out and after a moment once the competitors are ready the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this slice of the Grand Rampage match that we’re going to bear witness to is underway! Rocco and Terry already commencing in a stare off as it’s clear tensions run high between both of them. ROCCO SHOVING TERRY DOWN TO THE GROUND! Terry got up to his feet as it’s clear Rocco is not going to play games heading into this matchup. Terry with a stiff forearm returning a blow to him as Rocco is sent backward! But Rocco quickly returning one as well sending Terry back!
James Peters: Terry quickly sending another one! But Rocco quickly ducks under and pushes Terry to the ropes! Terry rebounds off the ropes and quickly runs towards Rocco! BUT ROCCO WITH A DROPKICK SENDING TERRY DOWN TO THE GROUND! Terry caught by surprise as he pulls himself up to his feet quickly before anything else can happen. ROCCO WITH ANOTHER ONE! NO! Terry manages to push the leg away before Rocco can connect! Rocco quickly pulling himself up but Terry is quickly on the attack with his repertoire! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE DECAPITATING ROCCO!
Persephone: McDonald’s and Burger King fighting it out-
James Peters: I don’t even know which ones you’re talking about please call them by their real names.
Persephone: Stereotypical… anyways, Rocco bitch is pulling himself up while Terry bitch has decided to sit back and not do anything like the lazy fuck he is. Terry beginning to punch downwards on Rocco and gawd do you know how weak he looks doing that? Like what? You’re supposed to be hurting your opponent I’m fucking done. Rocco with some common sense in the situation pulling himself up to his feet on his period with a face of anger as it’s clear Terry did something to anger him clearly it wasn’t the weak-ass punches.
Rich Russillo: :heart_eyes: Although obviously Terry was putting his all into his punches I’ll go with whatever you say kween. Terry grabbing Rocco and throwing him into the corner with raw strength! Terry running right at Rocco as Rocco doesn’t realize it! TERRY RAMMING HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF ROCCO! Rocco collapsing down to a sitting position as Terry grabs his leg and pulls him off the ground! TERRY WITH A BIG POWERBOMB BRINGING ROCCO BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Rocco starting to crawl but Terry is on the hunt. TERRY WITH A BIG KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF ROCCO SENDING HIM TUMBLING ONTO HIS BACK! Terry quickly grabbing Rocco’s arm as he’s wasting no time pulling him up to his feet. TERRY WITH ANOTHER DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! NO! Rocco quickly ducks under as he grabs Terry! GERMAN SUPLEX AS TERRY LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK THAT HAS TO HURT THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE!
Persephone: The Barbaric Fast Foodivore brings the bear up to his feet as he begins to send some generic punches his way accompanied by zero out of ten-star ratings from me. But the bear is beginning to fight back as he begins to send some weak ass punches of his own and this has turned into a very lackluster back and forth that I could care less about.
Rich Russillo: Rocco getting the advantage over Terry though as he sends a very stiff European uppercut to the jaw of Terry catching him off his guard! Terry falling into the ropes as Rocco runs at him. ROCCO WITH A CLOTHESLINE! NO! Terry manages to barely get out of the way as he bounces off the ropes and Terry quickly grabs him and lifts him off the ground! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB! ROCCO BOUNCES OFF THE APRON AND COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AS TERRY QUICKLY GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
James Peters: ROCCO WITH THE EARLY KICKOUT! Terry getting up as he brings Rocco up with him as well not willing to let him turn the tables. Terry lifting him up in the air is this what I think it is?! T-5! NO! ROCCO WITH THE STIFF ELBOWS AS TERRY IS FORCED TO BRING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Terry stumbles backward grabbing his head but he’s still pushing forward as he closes in on Rocco! BUT ROCCO WITH A SIDEKICK SENDING TERRY DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION!
Persephone: Winnie The Pooh taking advantage as he’s stomping down on Fast Food now. Fast Food quickly rolling away though as he pussies out to the outside to avoid getting the shit kicked out of him. Pooh is following him to the outside as he brings him back up and rolls him back into the ring wow that was very lackluster.
Rich Russillo: Terry stumbling up to a knee as Rocco enters the ring and grabs him by the neck. TERRY WITH A VICIOUS BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE THOUGH SENDING HIM BACK ONCE MORE FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF HIS GRIP ON HIM! Rocco stumbling back but he quickly runs towards Terry! TERRY WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Rocco quickly rolling away as he grabs the ropes and pulls himself up before running at Terry again! CLOTHESLINE! NO! Terry ducks under again! BUT ROCCO OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SIDEKICK SWIFTLY TAKING TERRY TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Terry taken down to the ground once more but he’s wasting no time trying to pull himself up again. Terry quickly running to the ropes as Rocco gets his bearings! BUT ROCCO! RUNNING LOW-ANGLE SHOULDER BLOCK! THE POUNCE CONNECTS AS TERRY IS QUICKLY TAKEN DOWN! THIS MIGHT SEEM TO BE IT AS ROCCO IS QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG ON A DOWN TERRY CHAMBERS RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: GODDAMMIT WHEN WILL THIS LACKLUSTER AND BORING MATCH END! Anyways Type McDonalds Diabetes manages to kick out sadly at the expense of the other. Winnie the Pooh is clearly flustered as the signs were clear this match was going to end what a stupid bitch. Poohbear bringing Terry up as he’s lifting it up in the air ah is he that fucking desperate to do another one of those stupid moves where let’s admit it is not going to work.
Rich Russillo: WELL WE’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FIND OUT! STALLING BRAINBUSTER ONTO TERRY! ROCCO JUST COMPLETELY DEMOLISHING HIM AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT ON TERRY ONCE MORE AS POSSIBLY JUST MAYBE THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO TAKE THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE DOWN!
James Peters: MY GAWD TERRY KICKS OUT AGAIN! Rocco is absolutely furious as he can’t seem to process this in his mind. He’s pulling himself up to his feet as he’s yelling at Terry to do the same. It looks like he wants to end this more than anything and he wants to end it sooner rather than later and in his favor. Terry is up as Rocco quickly grabs him! SWINGING WRECKING BALL!
Persephone: But Terry lays one of those flimsy-looking elbows right onto the side of Rocco’s head my lord how boring can this match even get? Rocco the pussy he is is forced to let go and back up letting Happy Meal gain the advantage as we continue forward in this matchup.
Rich Russillo: Terry quickly shoving Rocco into the corner as he sets him up quickly! SHOULDER BARGE! C.S.S. ENZUIGIRI! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE CONNECTS BUT ROCCO IS STILL UP ON HIS FEET AFTER GETTING THE LIGHTS KNOCKED OUT OF HIM HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE AS HE’S ANGRIER THAN EVER AT THIS POINT AS HE DOES NOT WANT TO GIVE UP FOR A MOMENT! Steam is blowing out of both of their ears as they seem to be butting heads like rival animals at this point who hate each other to the bone and I would not be surprised of that. They’re shaking in rage as we don’t know who’s going to take the shot to take them down!
James Peters: Rocco quickly swinging! BUT TERRY! TERRY OUT OF NOWHERE DUCKING UNDER AS ROCCO TURNS TO FACE HIS BACK TOWARDS TERRY AND TERRY QUICKLY WRAPS HIS NECK AROUND ROCCO AS IT’S CLEAR WHAT’S ABOUT TO COME NEXT! REAR NAKED CHOKE! LOST IN THE CHAMBERS LOCKED IN AS SMOOTH AS BUTTER AS TERRY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION LEAVING ROCCO SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE! TERRY BRINGING ROCCO DOWN TO THE GROUND SLOWLY LIKE HE’S TAKING HIM DOWN FOR A LULLABY TO GO TO SLEEP AND IT’S BEST TO DO SO CAUSE HE’S SQUARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THERE SEEMS TO BE NO ESCAPE FOR THE GRIZZLY BEAR AT THIS POINT!
Persephone: TAP DAMN TAP! HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO END THIS DAMN MATCH FOR GAWD SAKE! I’M TIRED OF HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN! FINALLY! YES! YES! HE’S DEAD! HE’S DEAD! FINALLY THIS MATCH COMES OUT WITH A WINNER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Natural’ plays up again to cheers as it takes a moment for the Ref to finally get Terry to let go of the hold as it’s clear Rocco is practically knocked the fuck out. Terry then proceeds to push Rocco away as he pulls himself up to his feet and musters out a smirk in response to the win he just got as the Ref comes over to raise his hand in victory. He falls into the corner and leans in it for a moment taking a breath as it was clear this match took a toll on him before going around the ring continuing to celebrate his victory. Rocco is also shown as he pulls himself out of the ring using the ring ropes as he’s barely just waking up from Lost in The Chambers as he uses the apron to pull himself up to his feet)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: What an unexpectedly great match we just saw put out by both of these competitors tonight. It was clear although only one of them could come out as winner both of these competitors gave it their all to make an impact heading into the Grand Rampage match and I’m sure either way win or lose they have both made a statement tonight.
James Peters: Rocco fought valiantly don’t take that away from him although being a slight newcomer to EAW pitted against a veteran of the craft like Terry Chambers he showed that he could be up there with some of the big people on this brand. There is no doubt a future for him in this company and if he sticks around he can see it for himself. But in the end, Terry was just too much for him as Terry took advantage and took control of the anger placed in him to secure the Rear Naked Choke that helped him win this match. All in all kudos to both of them, and congratulations to Terry!
Persephone: Yeah yeah yeah one thing I learned is that you don’t compliment the losers, James. Get that straight that the fact they lost, which means they suck, that should be clear right? Stop trying to give some pity, get a life, James.
Rich Russillo: So stern, so straight, so beautiful… :wow:
James Peters: :skip:!!!
(The last shot is of Terry rolling out of the ring and beginning to make his way up the ramp as Rocco slowly pulls himself up to his feet. Rocco slams the apron as he’s clearly livid what just happened, cuz he just lost more money :wow: Terry looks around for a moment before heading to the backstage area as Voltage fades out to elsewhere)
(Voltage fades back into the backstage area as the crowd begins to loudly pop as they see the coveted New Breed Championship in view as it’s clear they know who’s in the building at this time. The camera slowly zooms out away from the title to the holder to show the face of Justin Windgate as he makes his way through the halls of the backstage area at this moment. He has a pair of sleek sunglasses on as he’s dressed in casual wear for the day as he is not competing on the Voltage brand tonight and instead has substituted the wrist tape and the ring gear for a joint situated in his hand as he stops for a moment and takes a hit of it before continuing on as he blows smoke out to his side. He makes his way to the locker-room area as he pushes open the door and looks around before pointing with a grin as he takes a nod whilst taking his sunglasses off as he walks over to the person he’s looking for in the locker room. Jalyn Garcia is seen as he’s getting ready for his Unique Opportunity Ladder Match that is coming up very shortly as he turns his head to see ‘The New Breed Classic’ approach him with a strut in each step. Jalyn raises an eyebrow before beginning to speak not letting Justin get the first word in)
Jalyn Garcia: What the fuck are you doing here.
Justin Windgate: Woah, let’s not get off on the wrong footing here alright, and not so early too? I just came out here from Peru where I was in the main event of Dynasty to this beautiful city of Bogota to wish you good luck on your match tonight, I’m sure it’s a big opportunity that you don’t want to screw up do you?
(Jalyn shifts his body to face Justin as he gives a cold stare to the calm look of Justin)
Jalyn Garcia: You’re here for much more than that, I can say that for certain and a definite. Who’s to say you won’t come out there during the match and make a huge jumble of my match? That’s not a far cry from the customary, is it? And besides, you’re already here so that’s one piece of the puzzle. But before you make dispositions in your head I’ll put my 2 cents in and say this, you go out there later tonight and even do anything to dilute my chances and I assure you, I will give you hell at Grand Rampage.
Justin Windgate: We wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions about what’s going to happen. Why can’t we just be opponents with a bit of rational respect? That wouldn’t hurt every once in awhile Jalyn, and as for Grand Rampage, that seems more contestable than anything else. All I can say is that I trust you to go out there and put on a match that the fans here tonight deserve.
Jalyn Garcia: You think you’re the veteran in this situation? And with that point in mind, you garner the power to push me around and tell me what I should and shouldn’t do tonight? You’re not the grizzled veteran you characterize yourself to be, you’re less than that. You’re less than what you put yourself up to be, I even more so I could bring your lifestyle into question as well but that’s already a given. Look, I know my focus is on the opportunity I’ve been presented with tonight, but don’t think for a moment that I don’t still have my eye on you, Justin.
Justin Windgate: Pothead this, pothead that Jalyn when will it stop? I’ll say this right now and hope the whole world will hear me say it, this is my life Jalyn, I take blunts to the face cause I can Jalyn, and it’s done nothing to take away my wrestling ability and what I’ve accomplished during my tenure here. I mean c’mon, I hold the New Breed Championship that should be enough of a wild explanation for you. The truth is it doesn’t stop me from doing anything, It doesn’t stop me from going out there and putting on one hell of a match for the fans, and it won’t stop me when I enter the ring and stand across from you on that faithful day in beautiful San Francisco. So your point??
(Jalyn squints his eyes for a moment before pointing a finger right to the chest of Justin)
Jalyn Garcia: Don’t do anything that you’ll regret Justin.
(Justin gives a deep breath at the confidence that Jalyn holds and slowly pushes his hand away. He takes a hit of his joint once more and proceeds to blow smoke right into his face)
Justin Windgate: Tell Jamie I said hi in the medical room.
(Jalyn begins to cough and retreats backward to get away from it as Justin pats the New Breed Championship once more before shaking his head and leaving the locker room leaving Jalyn to his own discretion as the camera fades out to elsewhere)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK: A commercial 23andMe starring Xander Payne. Xander is seen sitting in a chair as he holds up a picture of his family tree. The narrator points someone out on his family tree which is his grandfather which shows he has African-American descent. Xander then proceeds to throw the picture to the ground and yell “I’M NOT BLACK!” as the commercial ends)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the most exciting weekly episodic program in all of EAW. The one, the only, Sunday night Voltage! Coming up next, a bout that is sure to deliver another ring rattling classic, a fatal four-way ladder match, between some of Voltage’s hungriest and most eager competitors. From seasoned vets, two exciting up and comers, Raven Roberts faces off against Dr. Bethany Blue, Jalyn Garcia, and Charlie Marr! As if this match wasn’t already a star-studded classic, it’s also for a “Unique Opportunity” to come in the near future!
Rich Russillo: You got that right, Rich! I can’t wait for the match to come, and by the looks of it, this sold-out crowd in attendance can’t wait either! We’re looking for a fatal four-way in which every competitor brings a different skill set to the table, but all with the same goal, to earn that Unique Opportunity, or die trying.
(‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi begins to play as the faint sound of a heartbeat begins to pulse throughout the arena. A spotlight shines on the stage, shining brightly on Dr. Bethan Blue.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FATAL FOUUURRRRR WAAAYYYYY, LAAAADDDEEERRRR MAAATTTCCCHHHH! THE WINNER WILL EARN A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY MATCH IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF MIAAAMIIIIII, FLOOORIIIDDAAAAA….WEIGHING IN AT 128 POUNDS… THE DOCTOR HERSELF, BETHANNNYYYYYYYY BLUUEEEEEEEEE!!!
James Peters: Bethany Blue is an esteemed physician who tends to look out for the health of her peers, and typically everyone around her. Though her medical knowledge can have a reverse effect at her will. if tested or lacking in prime physical shape, Dr. Blue won’t hesitate to demonstrate why exactly her medical prowess should be understood to the fullest extent!
(Dr. Bethany Blue enters the ring, as ‘Mark My Words’ by Doll Skin begins to play while Raven Roberts appears on stage, waving to the crowd, then her small smile quickly turns to an expression of passionate determination.)
BELLA BRAXTON: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT, FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF LOUISVILLE, KENTUUUUCKKKYYYYY….WEIGHING IN AT 139 POUNDS….RAVVVEEEEENNNNNNN “THEEEE HUNTRESSSSSSS” ROBBBERRRTTTSSSS!!!
Rich Russillo: One of the most passionate, focused, and hardworking competitors we’ve ever seen in EAW. A role model if there ever was one. A win here tonight and advancing to the ‘Unique Opportunity’ math would add nicely Raven’s long list of accolades. If there’s anyone with the heart and in-ring skill to back up their words, it’s Raven Roberts.
(Raven Roberts enters the ring and nods at Bethany Blue, a sign of respect between the two. ‘Martyr (Waves)’ by Polaris rings throughout the arena as ‘WildHeart’ Jalyn Garcia presents himself to the EAW Universe.)
Bella Braxton: WRESTLING OUT OF SACRAMENTO, CALIFOOORNNIIAAAAA….WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS….JALLLYYYYYNNNNNNN “WILLLDDDDHEEEARRRTTTT” GARCCIIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Persephone: Certainly the most inexperienced and unseasoned competitor in this match, but quite possibly the hungriest. Jalyn Garcia knows he still has much to prove, and tonight is the perfect opportunity to shoot his name to the top of EAW’s totem pole!
(Jalyn Garcia waves to the crowd and smiles at both Raven and Bethany, though the respect may not be shared with the man soon to enter the ring. ‘It Aint Safe’ by Skepta begins to echo throughout the arena, as Charlie Marr’s malicious and violent presence appears on stage.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT LONDON, IN THE UNIITTEEDDDD KINGGDDDOOOMMMMM….WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS…. CHARRRLIIEEEEEEEE “MAAAIIIINNN EEEVVVVVENNNTNTTTTTT” MAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
(Charlie Marr rolls in the ring and heads to the only open corner available. With all four competitors in the ring, the match is ready to begin. The referee calls for the timekeeper, signaling for the beginning of the match.)
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: This match is underway as all four competitors eagerly look at each other from their respective corners. In one corner, you’ve got the agile Jalyn Garcia, and in the opposite, you have the unpredictable Dr. Bethany Blue. In the other corner, there’s the ruthless Charlie Marr and then the technically proficient Raven Roberts. This is bound to go down in the history books as a classic.
Persephone: MARR LANDS A BOOT ON GARCIA AND IT NOW BEGINS!! Marr unleashes a barrage of stomps onto Garcia into the corner as Blue and Roberts exchange strikes on the other side of the ring! Roberts backs Blue into the ropes while MARR COMES OFF THE CORNER AND DRIVES A KNEE INTO GARCIA!!
Rich Russillo: NOBODY’S HOME AS MARR DRIVES HIS KNEE UNPROTECTED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! He holds his knee in pain as Bethany Irish whips Roberts into the ropes. Roberts flips over her, sending her down with a sunset flip, but Bethany rolls onto her feet and goes for the superkick! TJD!!
James Peters: Roberts ducks the TJD attempt, grabbing and bringing her down into a schoolboy! She maintains the schoolboy as she gets onto her feet and DEADLIFTS THE “DOCTOR” ONTO HER FEET!! UH OH!! BUT BLUE MANAGES TO GET OUT OF HOLD AND ROCK “THE BIRD OF PREY” WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK!
Rich Russillo: Roberts ricochets off the ropes and REBOUNDS INTO BLUE! BLUE CIRCLES AROUND AND PLANTS RAVEN WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! Roberts rolls away as Garcia gets into the fold and springboards backward off the bottom ropes! SPRINGBOARD STUNNER!! NO!! BLUE GRABS HIS HEAD IN MID AIR AND CONNECTS WITH THE REVERSE DDT! GRADE C2 DDT CONNECTS AS THAT SENDS GARCIA REELING AWAY!
Persephone: MARR SMASHES A TRASH CAN ONTO THE BACK OF THE “DOCTOR”!! Blue screeches in pain as she goes down onto the ground. Marr grabs the trash can lid and DRIVES IT ACROSS THE CROWN OF RAVEN ROBERTS! “The Libertine” hits anything that moves as he throws the lid away and pulls Garcia up to his feet. He kicks the gut and hooks both arms. THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Rich Russillo: NO!! GARCIA SHOVES HIM AWAY AND FLOORS HIM WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! WHAT A KICK TO THE EAR AS GARCIA NOW GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! Marr returns to his feet while Garcia runs and circles around him! HE JUMPS UP! INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!
James Peters: MARR AVOIDS THE LEG SCISSORS AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER! Garcia goes bouncing several feet into the air from that backstabber as Marr exits the ring and brings the first ladder into the fold. He slides it into the ring and DRIVES IT INTO THE CHEST OF GARCIA!!
Persephone: That ladder brings the wind out of the chest of the “Wildheart” as Marr traffics his attention onto Roberts and Blue. HE DRIVES IT INTO BLUE!!! BUT, SHE DUCKS THE LADDER, GOES AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK CLEAN TO THE JAW!! MARR CONTINUES TO HAVE THE LADDER IN HIS GRASP AS HE IS ROCKED.
Rich Russillo: ROBERTS LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SOARS!!! MISSSSSSILLLLLEEE DROPPPPKICKKKK!!!! Marr reels out of the ring and leaves the ladder into the ring. BLUE CHARGES INTO RAVEN!! RAVEN SIDE STEPS HALFWAY AND BLUE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
James Peters: Blue splatters onto the ringside floor as Roberts knows what she has to do!! SHE DONS A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE SPRINTS THROUGH THE RING!!! SUIIICIDDDEEE DIVEE!!!
Persephone: NO!!! JALYN GARCIA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!! THAT FLOORS THE “BIRD OF PREY” AS GARCIA SIGNALS THAT IT’S HIS TURN AS HE RUNS THE ROPES HIMSELF!! SUIIICCIDDE DIVVE SOMMERSAULLLTTTTT!!!!!! GARCIA TAKES DOWN BLUE!!
Rich Russillo: Garcia quickly pulls Blue up to her feet as MARR COMES FLYING FROM THE LEFT!! WITH THE DEATH OR GLORY LEAPING UPPERCUT ONTO BETHANY BLUE AND JALYN GARCIA!!! Charlie went Air Marr there as all three competitors gathered up to their feet, slowly starting to exchange blows as Raven grabs a ladder in the ring.
James Peters: What is she doing? Raven is choosing not to set it up in the ring as she holds it onto while climbing the turnbuckles! WHAT IS SHE THINKING!?!?!? SHE HOLDS THE LADDER ACROSS HER CHEST AS SHE FLIPS OVER!!!! ASAAIIIII MOOOOONSAULLLLTTTT!!!! EVERYONE GOES DOWN!!!!!
Persephone: What a sensational moonsault as Raven utilized that long ladder to implement more damage and impact onto the three competitors from below! Roberts grabs a fresh ladder from the side and introduces it into the squared circle. She sets it up and begins to climb! BUT LOOK AT GARCIA!! GARCIA SOARS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS RAVEN OFF THE LADDER WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!
Rich Russillo: Garcia readjusts the ladder and now begins to climb it! BUT HERE COMES THE “DOCTOR”! Garcia is due for a check-up now as Blue stops him from reaching the top. Bethany targets the leg, attacking it with strikes as she snatches her leg and pulls him off the ladder! GARCIA SPINS AROUND AND JUMPS ONTO BLUE!!
James Peters: AND DRILLS HER WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! WHAT A COUNTER AS HE JUST COMPLETELY DEVASTATED THE “DOCTOR” WITH THAT FLIP PILEDRIVER as he now returns to the ladder and begins to climb!
Persephone: Marr with the edge of a ladder to the legs of Garcia!! Garcia loses his balance and is hung from the rungs as Marr sets the ladder onto the ground. He detaches Garcia from the ladder and holds him up in the air with a crucifix hold! WHAT IS HE THINKING!?!?! OH MY GOD DON’T THIS!!! NO!!!! CRUCCCCIFFFIXXX POWERBOMB ONTO THE LADDER!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT GARCIA TURNS IT INTO A FACEBUSTER!! THE “WILDHEART” DRIVES MARR’S FACE FIRST INTO THE LADDER WITH A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER AS HE MIGHT HAVE SAVED HIMSELF FROM COLD-BLOOD MURDER!!
James Peters: Jalyn Garcia takes a few seconds to adjust himself as he gets up to his feet. Raven Roberts is looking to go for a high-risk maneuver as she eagerly ascends the turnbuckles. BUT LOOK! GARCIA OUT OF NOWHERE, SHOOTING OFF THE CANVAS AND ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Both elitists in a precarious position here as they exchange blows! These two could lose their balance at any seconds as Blue slides into the ring and snatches Garcia, bringing him into the middle of the ring in an electric chair!!
James Peters: Blue may have saved Roberts from meeting her demise as Blue continues to have him in an electric cha- GARCIA TILTS OVER AND DRIVES BLUE INTO THE TRASH CAN WITH AN INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! UNMITIGATED DAMAGE TO THE NECK OF DR. BETHANY BLUE AS GARCIA SLOWLY RETURNS TO HIS FEET.
Persephone: “Main Event Marr” and Raven Roberts exchanging blows on the top turnbuckle as Garcia recuperates. RAVEN GRABS THE LEFT SIDE OF MARR!!! OH NO!! AND SETS OFF!!! SUPERR SPANIIISH FLY ONTO JALYN GARCIA!!!! BOTH ELITISTS GO CRASHING ONTO THE BODY MASS OF JALYN GARCIA, PANCAKING HIM AS ALL FOUR INDIVIDUALS ARE DOWN-AND-OUT IN THE RING!!
James Peters: The Colombian crowd here in Bogota giving Blue, Garcia, Marr, and Roberts a standing ovation as they now begin to gingerly get up to their feet. This is the moment in this match where these four have to catch their breaths and break out of the exhausting soreness. All four now staring at each other, each in their own corner as they all direct their attention onto Garcia.
Rich Russillo: All three of them realize that Garcia is the smallest, most vulnerable and weakest competitor in this match. JALYN DUCKS “THE LIBERTINE” CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, RUNS AND SLINGSHOTS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE!! WHAT THE!!?!?!? BOTTOM ROPE SPRINGBOARD STUNNER TO MARR!!! MARR REELS INTO THE CORNER AS BLUE QUICKLY LIFTS GARCIA UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Persephone: THE MIDGET FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET! Blue is unaware as she turns around and EATS AN EXPLOSIVE DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!! The “Doctor” stumbles through the ropes as we are witnessing an impressive defensive action from Jalyn Garcia! However, Raven stands across the ring, pending and waiting to strike as Garcia turns around. THE FACEEELIFFTTT!!!!!!
James Peters: The devastating spinning heel kick right to the jaw and just like that, JALYN GARCIA IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! Roberts is now the only competitor standing in the squared circle as she quickly makes her way to a ladder and positions it in the center of the ring. This is what Raven needs to bounce back, but here comes Marr into the ring, who sticks a forearm into her back. Roberts is brought onto one knee from the blow as Marr goes into the corner and lines her up! PERHAPS THE CHARING CROSS!?!??! HE ROTATES AROUND TOWARDS RAVEN!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN COUNTERS IT INTO THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! THE WING BREAKER SINCHED IN AS THAT WAS THAT LAST THING MARR WAS EXPECTING!! But, Marr quickly rolls her over, forcing her to release the hold as both get up their feet! RAVEN SPINS AROUND!! THE FACELIFT!!!
Persephone: NO!!! MARR SAW IT COMING AS HE DUCKS DOWN AND PULLS HER DOWN WITH A SCHOOLBOY!! THE SCHOOLBOY GETS HER HUNG UP ON THE ROPES PLACING HER IN THE PERFECT POSITION FOR THE APRON DDT!! BUT ROBERTS AVOIDS IT, THROWING MARR OVER HER AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
James Peters: Marr took a hard hit onto the floor as Raven pulls herself onto the ropes while BLUE COMES CHARGING IN!!! BUT RAVEN CLOCKS HER WITH A HEAVY FOREARM TO THE JAW!! Blue is staggered as she gets her hands onto the top rope. WHAT THE?!?! BLUE PULLS THE ROPES TOWARDS HER, SLINGSHOTTING RAVEN INTO THE RING AND DROPPING HER WITH A CUTTER!! THE REMEDY CUTTER CONNECTS IN A BEAUTIFUL INNOVATIVE VARIATION OF IT!!
Rich Russillo: Roberts is out and this presents an opportunity for Blue to get ahold of the “unique opportunity” as she fixes the ladder and begins to step onto the rungs. Garcia sneaks into the ring, climbing from the other side of the ladder as both Roberts and Blue race up to the top!
Persephone: MARR OUT OF NOWHERE PULLS BLUE OFF THE LADDER AND WHIPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! THE “DOCTOR” HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AS GARCIA SHOOTS OFF THE LADDER AND LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! MARR LOOKS UP AS GARCIA SNATCHES HIS HEAD AND DRILLS HIM WITH A TORNADO DDT!! OH MY GOD!!!
James Peters: “THE LIBERTINE’S” SKULL GOES CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AS GARCIA NOW QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! He turns around and sends a dropkick to the knees of Roberts, sending her face-first down onto the apron before running the ropes and SOARING THROUGH BETWEEN THE LADDER!! CANADIAN DESTROYER!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY CATCHES HIM INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY AND HOISTS HIM UP!! Garcia jumps over her shoulders, escaping and connecting with a pump kick to the jaw. Blue is down onto one knee as Garcia runs across the apron. BLUE JUMPS DOWN AND USES BOTH FEET TO THRUST GARCIA INTO THE AIR AND INTO THE ARMS OF RAVEN ROBERTS!!
Persephone: AND ROBERTS USES HER SHEER POWER TO HOLD ONTO GARCIA AND HOIST HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! GARCIA HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! ROBERTS POWERBOMBS GARCIA ONTO THE BRIDGED LADDER AT RINGSIDE!! HE BOUNCES EMPHATICALLY OFF THE LADDER, MOVELESS AS ROBERTS MAY HAVE KILLED THE MAN!
James Peters: Raven has a new inferno in her eyes as Dr. Bethany Blue glides off the apron for a leaping knee strike! RAVEN CATCHES HER!! BLUE MIGHT MEET THE SAME DEMISE AS GARCIA!! RAVEN HOISTS HER INTO THE POWERBOMB!!! BLUE MANAGES TO ESCAPE OVER THE SHOULDERS! SAY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The mandible claw is locked in on Raven Roberts as she struggles to get out of it! Roberts slams her back into the ring post, but it is to no avail! Charlie Marr has recovered in the squared circle while Roberts starts to fade! MARR SHRUGS BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES AND SHOOTING THROUGH!!! TOPPPEEE SUIIIICIDDDDDAAAA!!!
Persephone: THE SUICIDE DIVE, TAKING BOTH ROBERTS AND BLUE OUT OF COMMISSION AS HE QUICKLY GETS BACK INTO THE RING. CHARLIE MARR IS ON HIS WAY TO ACQUIRING THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE ASCENDS THE LADDER!! There is no sign of Garcia, Blue, or Roberts as Marr lifts his hand in the air, getting his hands onto the contract with a sinister smirk on his face. HE UNHO-
Rich Russillo: BETHANY BLUE CHUCKS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MARR!! BLUE WITH A PRECISION THROW, STUNNING MARR AS SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS BELOW HIM. Marr may have been knocked down by that chair as BLUE GRABS BOTH LEGS AND ATTEMPTS TO PUT HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!!
James Peters: Marr, however, defends himself with downward stomps. Blue begins to lose her foundation as MARR SHOVES HER AWAY! BUT BETHANY GETS THE HAND IN FOR THE MANDIBLE CLAW! SAY AH AS MARR WAILS HIS ARM!! I DON’T THINK IT’S SAFE TO PUT SOMEONE IN A SUBMISSION HOLD ON THE LADDER!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE DIGS HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE EYELIDS OF BLUE, BURYING IT AS BLUE’S VISION IS TEMPORARILY BLINDED ON THE LADDER! Marr steps one rung lower to Blue’s level and hooks both arms. Is he possibly looking for The Queen Is Dead off the ladder? No Way Jose is this happening!
Persephone: Blue gets out of the double underhook and decks Marr with a European forearm. Marr is stunned as Blue takes a deep breath and wraps his arms around “The Libertine’s” neck! WHAT IS SHE THINKING!! BETHANY STEPS OFF THE LADDER AND BRINGS MARR DOWN WITH HIM!! SUPPPEERRRRR CUTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
James Peters: BUT MARR TURNS IT INTO THE REAR NAKED CHOKE!! HE DROPS HER INTO THE TRANQUILITY SUBMISSION HOLD WITH AN UNEXPECTED COUNTER AS BLUE TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF THE HOLD! Marr has the arms wrapped around the neck in addition to the leg scissors around the waist of Blue. He has it tightly locked in, but this is a ladder match, submissions and pinfalls don’t matter!
Rich Russillo: It’s all about wearing your opponents down and putting them to sleep will put you at a great advantage! Blue refuses to succumb to the rear-naked chokehold as Raven Roberts begins to climb the turnbuckle off to the side. Marr tightens the chokehold even more as ROBERTS LOOKS TO RISK IT ALL!!
Persephone: RAVENNNNNN’SSSS WINNNGGGGSS!! THE SPIRAL TAP ONTO BOTH INDIVIDUALS THAT SQUASHES BLUE INTO MARR! Amazing action here in this fatal four-way ladder match where a “unique opportunity” is hung above the squared circle. This has been hellacious warfare between these four individuals as I know any of them would love to walk out of tonight with that opportunity.
James Peters: Roberts arches her back to ease the pain before slowly positioning a steel ladder properly into the center of the ring. Both Marr and Blue are temporarily out of the folds as Roberts painstakingly makes her way up the ladder. This could be it as Roberts is only a few rungs away from the contract!
Rich Russillo JALYN GARCIA SHOOTS OFF THE ROPES AND LEAPS OVER RAVEN!! GARCIA IS ALIVE AS ROBERTS CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING!! GARCIA IS ON THE TOP AS ROBERTS TRIES TO STOP HIM, BUT GARCIA GETS HIS HANDS ONTO THE CONTRACT!!
James Peters: BUT ROBERTS DRIVES HER FIST DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF GARCIA!! That stops him in his tracks as Roberts attempts to get higher up to his level. Look at this! Blue is back into the ring as Garcia retains his high ground. Blue reaches down and grabs the bottom of the other side of the ladder. NO!! NO!! NO! NO!!!
Persephone: THE “DOCTOR” LIFTS UP THE LADDER AS ROBERTS AND GARCIA SCRAMBLE IN FEAR!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL!! GARCIA QUICKLY PLACES HIS LEGS OVER THE NECK OF ROBERTS, LOCKING IN A HEADSCISSORS AS GARCIA THROWS THE LADDER DOWN!! BLUE TILTS IT OVER!!!
Rich Russillo: HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JALYN GARCIA DRIVES ROBERTS THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER AT RINGSIDE WITH A SUPER INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! BOTH ELITISTS SNAP THE LADDER INTO TWO HALVES AS EVERYONE IN THIS VENUE, INCLUDING MARR AND BLUE LOOK DOWN ONTO THE DEBRIS WITH SHOCK!
James Peters: Everyone can’t believe what just occurred before our very eyes! We thought Garcia getting powerbombed through that ladder was devastating, Garcia just got revenge and drove Raven headfirst through the ladder with an inverted frankensteiner! I can’t believe it!
Persephone: Blue positions the ladder back into the center of the ring and turns around. Charlie Marr and Dr. Bethany Blue is about to climb the ladder as they stare at each other. They get their foot off the rungs and face off, talking trash and NOW EXCHANGING BLOWS!! RIGHT BY BLUE!! LEFT BY MARR!! RIGHT BY BLUE! A FOREARM TO BLUE!! A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO MARR!
Rich Russillo: MARR WITH A KICK TO THE CHEST!! A WELL PLACED KICK AS MARR NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND SPINS AROUND!! CHARRINGGG CROSSS!! NO!! BLUE INTERCEPTS WITH THE TJD!! IMPECCABLE TIMING BY THE “DOCTOR”. Marr is out cold as Blue reshifts her attention back on to the ladders.
James Peters: She is electing not to climb up for the briefcase as she grabs the ladders into the corner and bridges it. She has two ladders from each side of the ladder connecting to the corner turnbuckles as she pulls Marr up to his feet and picks him up! POWERBOMB ONTO THE LADDER!!
Persephone: NO!! “BIG MATCH MARR” BURIES HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE EYE SOCKETS OF THE “DOCTOR”!! That’s not the first time Marr went for the eyes in this match as Blue has trouble seeing. MARR KICKS AND GOES FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!
James Peters: BUT THE “DOCTOR” SHOVES HIM AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE!!! MARR IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS BLUE COMES OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP!! THE REMEDY COUNTER!!!
Rich Russillo: AND MARR COUNTERS IT ONCE AGAIN INTO THE SLEEPER HOLD!! HE ATTEMPTS TO BRING HIM DOWN TO FULLY LOCK IN TRANQUILITY, BUT BLUE IS HOLDING HER GROUND!! THE TRANQUILITY HOLD LOCKED IN AND IF BLUE GOES TO SLEEP, MARR WILL BE ABLE TO CLIMB THE LADDER WITHOUT INTERRUPTION!
Persephone: GARCIA WITH A SPRINGBOARD CANNONBALL ONTO BOTH COMPETITORS!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT AND WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM!?!?
James Peters: GARCIA SPRINGBOARDED OFF THE ROPES, AND SOARED THROUGH THE TINY SPACE BETWEEN THE LADDER AND MANAGED TO REACH BOTH MARR AND BLUE WITH A TOPE CON HILO!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!
Rich Russillo: Ridiculous athletic ability shown by Jalyn Garcia, but that may have been worth it! That leap of faith took Blue and Marr out of the squared circle as he started to climb rung-by-rung! Garcia is seconds away from receiving this “unique opportunity” which will unquestionably elevate his career as he reaches for the contract!
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER!! ROBERTS HAS BLOOD COURSING DOWN FROM HER SCALP AND LOOKS LIKE A DEMON POSSESSED! GARCIA HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S IN FRONT OF HIM AS ROBERTS QUICKLY GRABS HIM!!
Persephone: ROBERTS HELL BENT ON GETTING REVENGE FOR EARLIER AS SHE CLOCKS GARCIA WITH A FOREARM AND HOOKS HIS TIGHTS!! THIS IS NOT SMART!! RAVEN DON’T DO THIS!!! SHE LIFTS HIM UP!!! OH MY!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BRAINNNBUSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! A SUPER BRAINBUSTER THROUGH THE WEDGED LADDERS, BREAKING IT IN HALF!!! THAT’S GOT TO BE IT FOR GARCIA!! GOD DAMNIT!!!
James Peters: Raven Roberts committing bloody murder on Jalyn Garcia as these two are down-and-out! Marr now back into the ring with a smile on his face as he nonchalantly begins to ascend the ladder. The crowd raining down heavy boos on him as Marr is about to unhook the contract! WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Persephone: IT’S NURSE GOLDSTEIN!!! MARR TURN AROUND!!! CHARLIE IS TAKING HIS TIME GETTING THE CONTRACT AS GOLDSTEIN CLIMBS ONTO THE LADDER AND CLENCHES TIGHTS!!! AND MARR GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE OTHER WEDGED LADDER!!! MY GOD!!
James Peters: GOLDSTEIN JUST THREW MARR INTO THE LADDER AS DR. BETHANY BLUE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SMILING! GOLDSTEIN STANDS GUARD AS BLUE CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND GETS AHOLD OF THE CONTRACT!!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE UNHOOKS IT!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi blasts through the speaker as Dr. Bethany Blue holds the contract high in the air on the top of the ladder. It shows EAW’s medical staff attending to the injuries of Roberts and Garcia as Marr looks on with anger and disappointment. Nurse Goldstein continues to celebrate with Blue. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNNERRRR…… DOCTTTTORRRR….. BETHHHHANNNNNNNYYYY BLLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Persephone: Dr. Bethany Blue acquires the “Unique Opportunity” tonight and she gets out on top of a death-defying ladder match between all these four elitists.
Rich Russillo: We cannot ignore that Marr would’ve had that “Unique Opportunity” if Nurse Goldstein has not interfered. It was surely a controversial ending and I’m sure that “The Conscience of EAW” will have something to say after this.
James Peters: You’re absolutely right Russillo, Nurse Goldstein ruined what was a spectacular and unfairly turned it into the favor of the “Doctor”. This match is going to go down in the books, but congratulations to Dr. Bethany Blue.
(Dr. Bethany Blue slowly begins to climb down the ladder as she clutches the contract close to her chest while Nurse Goldstein helps her out of the ring and to the backstage area as the camera fades away)
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(Voltage cuts back to the backstage area as the crowd pops loudly for who they see. Sierra Bradford and Sarah Price, comprised of SASS are seen getting ready. They are clearly getting ready as they train their butts off for what’s to come in the main event of tonight’s Voltage. Both of them stop for a moment and give a nod before Sarah interjects and looks at Sierra and begins to speak)
Sarah Price: I have to ask because it’s been itching me for a bit, what did you think about what Drake said at Dynasty? You know, about not wanting to let anything happen to you if he were to face you?
(Sierra looks down for a moment before giving a sigh and looking up)
Sierra Bradford: I heard everything… especially what Viz said and how it led to what he said. As much as I love Drake, as much as he picked me up from the dirt and dusted me off when I was at a low point and as much as I know he cares for me. A piece of me, in my heart, is believing one thing and it eats me alive to even think of in the first place because it even sounds outrageously stupid in my head. I think he just doesn’t believe in me…
Sarah Price: Sierra you heard what he’s said multiple times before. He knows you’re competent and ready to do anything, yet just answer this, but what makes you believe that?
Sierra Bradford: Because it’s clear, clear as day. I’m obviously a very emotional woman, I’m not going to deny that for a moment to think about it because I can’t even contest it. Ever since… he who shall not be named, I’ve been having morbid trust issues that I can’t seem to escape, like a maze that I’ll never find the end of because there is no end to it, it’s just nature at this point. What if I can’t trust Drake at the end of the day? What if he’s just like the rest that’ll leave you out to dry when things get rough? What if he’s that kind of person?
Sarah Price: I understand what you’re saying but that leads into another question, but even if what’s stopping you, Sierra? What’s stopping us from going out there and still continuing to put on a great match no matter what? We’ve been training for this practically our entire careers, the biggest match of our lives not only tonight but if we answer the call of Drizzy and Vizzy to face them at Grand Rampage. You said it yourself you need to prove the doubters wrong…
Sierra Bradford: And prove the believers right…
(Sierra takes a seat on a production crate as she gives a sigh before looking at Sarah as she beckons her over so she can sit with her)
Sarah Price: We need to keep going, we need to push forward, we’ve gotten too far to doubt how much we’ve done so far and the choices we’ve made. We all make mistakes, it’s just the fact that you can’t give in to the words that the villains try to lure you into, the superheroes need to no matter what cost do what is best, no matter the circumstance.
Sierra Bradford: It’s been really hard Sarah… as much as I want to grab the brass ring, what will it do to me? To my life, the one that I’ve established up to this point? Sure Drake and I have been talking about it a lot, to say the least, when I confide it with another person it just changes my whole perspective of this. It just no matter what, does not feel right to take away what Drake worked so hard to gain in his whole career, or to tarnish it in any sort of way. As much as these sons of a bitch- people want to be proven right about what they say about how I manipulate and break apart people at the seam, I don’t want them to gain the benefit of the doubt.
Sarah Price: Exactly, don’t let them do that. Don’t let them resist the urge to give in. Even if it seems wrong in your head Sierra, we have to do what’s best truly. Not just I, but you want this Unified Tag Team Championship shot more than anything else at this point. It’s what SASS as a collective being have built ourselves up to and that’s what we vowed to do. It’s just a matter of stepping up and doing it when the time comes Sierra, I know I want to do it. The question is, do you?
(Sierra looks up to Sarah and pulls her into a hug abruptly to the surprise of Sarah, she accepts it before Sierra gives a sigh and thinks for a moment looking up at the ceiling of the backstage area before looking back down at her)
Sierra Bradford: All we have to do is say it…
Sarah Price: Give them a call.
(Both of them stand up and continue forward to the gorilla position as their match is coming up next. The answer is truly still in the air whether SASS wants a shot at the Tag Titles, but that is sure to be answered soon as the camera fades out to elsewhere)
(Bella Braxton is standing in the center of the ring, ready to announce the upcoming match as she has a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Joining us on commentary…. BIG 092MLBOA, MALLLCOOOOLLLMMM JOOOOOONNNEESSSS!!!!!
(‘Scenario’ by Pop Smoke hits to a mixed reaction as Malcolm Jones walks down to the ring. He doesn’t pay attention to much other than the sound of his own entrance music, and sits down in the chair prepared for him before putting on his commentary headset. He has a bag in his hand, but nobody is exactly sure what’s inside of it.)
James Peters: Malcolm Jones, glad you could join us, how’re you doing?
Malcolm Jones: I’m chillin’. This better not be a letdown, my presence doesn’t exactly come cheap.
Persephone: What’s in that bag..?
Malcolm Jones: You’ll see, sooner or later.
Rich Russillo: Well, I suppose we should get our competitors out here now, here we go!
(‘Still Waiting’ by Sum 41 hits and the crowd explodes as Sierra Bradford and Sarah Price make their way out to the stage wearing matching attires. The two don’t take long to make their way down to the ring, and unfortunately they don’t high-five or hug any fans on their way to the ring due to the ongoing pandemic, so many fans take pictures and videos instead as Sierra and Sarah walk down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring…. At a combined weight of 251 pounds…. SASS! SIERRA AND SARAH, SUUUUUUPPEERRRGIRRRLLSS!!!!
James Peters: These two unfortunately did come up short against Charlie Marr and Dr. Bethany Blue, but as one could expect, that loss did not come without controversy. Jordie Marr and Dr. Bethany Blue teamed up to take Sierra out while the referee was distracted, allowing Charlie to put Sierra away, with a pin that definitely didn’t go over smoothly to many others.
Rich Russillo: Well, now they have two bigger opportunity at stake. Te Visual Prophet offered these two a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships, and tonight these two face off against the Champions on Voltage, Ms. Extreme and Andrea Valentine. I don’t know how this match will go, nor do I even know if these two will take Viz up on his offer, but what I do know is that these past two weeks have been pretty interesting for these two women.
Persephone: Yet torturous for me. Seeing Rex once a week is so not worth it.
Malcolm Jones: Is she good?
James Peters: She’s always like that.
(‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day follows, and the crowd continues cheering as Ms. Extreme walks out to the stage with the Interwire Championship on her shoulder. She waits at the top of the ramp, and soon after ‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits, to a just as positive reaction as the EAW Champion Andrea Valentine walks out to join Ms. Extreme. After the two meet at the ramp, they immediately make their way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents… The team of the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION MS. EXTREME, AND THE EAW WORD CHAMPION, ANDDRREEAAAA VAALLENNNTIIIIINNEE!!!!!!
James Peters: And here comes Extreme Valentine! These two are both focused on their own thing, with Ms. Extreme wanting to finally settle her issues with Lars Grier, as well as Andrea having to deal with Malcolm Jones who is right here next to us, but tonight they have a common goal as they team up with one another. Defeat SASS.
Rich Russillo: SASS would easily be getting their biggest win yet if they could defeat both of the top Champions Voltage has to offer in one match, but that won’t come easy. These two are Champions for a reason after all. Any last thoughts before we begin Malcolm?
Malcolm Jones:…. Nah. Ring the bell.
James Peters: Well, you heard the man!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And the main event match is now underway! SASS vs Extreme Valentine! This should be a good one, we already know how talented Andrea and Camille are, and Sierra and Sarah are shaping up to be incredible talents. It looks like Sarah and Andrea are starting this match, and now both women lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Andrea is quickly able to get behind Sarah and get her in a hammerlock hold, but Sarah is able to power out of it before pulling Andrea into a grounded headlock! Andrea wraps her legs around Sarah’s head to escape the headlock, and now Sarah kips up to her feet to escape that submission, with Andrea doing the same right after!
Rich Russillo: Sarah irish whipping Andrea to the ropes, but Andrea responds with a drop toe hold before attempting to put Sarah in a crossface! Sarah is able to get to her feet and bring Andrea in a schoolboy, but Andrea kicks out immediately! BITTERSWEET END- NO! Andrea gets out of the way, avoiding that superkick attempt by Sarah! Now Andrea just kicked Sarah’s leg out from under her, and now there’s a dragon sleeper early on! Sarah may already be in trouble!
Persephone: I- who is who? I can’t really tell which one is Sarah and which one’s Andrea.
Malcolm Jones: :skip: I
(Rich Russillo takes a few seconds to point out which competitor is which.)
Persephone: Oh.. Okay. Well Andrea has Sarah in the…. In the submission, but Sarah is starting to fight out of it. I think. She’s getting to her feet, and now she turned herself around. Oh, she’s going for that one thing, I forgot what it’s called-
James Peters: A northern lights suplex-
Persephone: A northern lights suplex, but Andrea pulled her down and hit a DDT instead.
James Peters: LIKE PERSEPHONE SAID, ANDREA JUST COUNTERED THAT NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX WITH A DDT, AND NOW SARAH MIGHT BE OUT OF THIS! THE COVER NOW BY ANDREA!
James Peters: SARAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Sarah now attempting to crawl into her corner- but Andrea slows her down with a standing ankle lock! Some of Sarah’s best moves requires the use of her legs, so if she’s not even able to walk I’d imagine that SASS’ chances of winning will drastically decrease! This could be bad for the Supergirls if Sarah can’t get out of this!
Rich Russillo: Sarah is using her arms to push herself up onto her free leg, AND NOW SHE TURNS AROUND, HITTING ANDREA WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! Sarah getting back up now, and she hits Andrea with a dropkick just as Andrea tried getting back into this one! Tag to Sierra!
Malcolm Jones: The side chick :wow:
Rich Russillo: Sierra entering the ring now, and there’s a snap suplex to Andrea just as she was starting to get back up! SASS looks to be kinda playing it safe right now, as they’re looking to wear down the EAW Champion, who most likely is the biggest threat in this match!
Persephone: The one with ugly eyebrows is Sierra, right?
Rich Russillo:… That’d be Sierra, yes.
Persephone: And the blonde is Andrea?
Malcolm Jones: Bro..
Rich Russillo: Yes, it’s Andrea.
Persephone: Well, Sierra is quickly trying to go for that sleeper suplex thing she does, but Andrea countered it with a snapmare. Andrea’s running the ropes now, and she hit Sierra with a running meteora. Andrea’s quickly getting back to her corner and…. She tags in the ginger. Uh I heard you guys say the name Camille, so I’m guessing that’s her.
James Peters: Well yes that is Camille, and she runs the ropes as Sierra gets back to her feet! Jumping clothesline by Camille! Sierra is getting back up but Camille isn’t finished yet! A second jumping clothesline! Camille now irish whipping Sierra into the corner before charging in- but Camille eats a boot to the face from Sierra! Now it’s Sierra that’s running the ropes- but Camille stops her in her tracks with a huge elbow strike! Camille backing into the ropes, rebounding off of them as Sierra is stunned- BUT SIERRA RETURNS THE ELBOW!
Rich Russillo: Sierra with a kick to the midsection now, and it looks like she’s going for a suplex, but Camille is able to keep herself down! Now it’s Camille attempting her own suplex, but Sierra also lands on her feet behind Camille! Sierra going for a neckbreaker- BUT CAMILLE PUSHES SIERRA’S HANDS AWAY BEFORE HITTING HER OWN JUMPING NECKBREAKER! COVER BY MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA KICKS OUT!
Persephone: Hold on, I thought the ginger’s name was Camille?
Rich Russillo: It is.
Persephone: Then who is Ms. Extreme?
(Malcolm Jones is seen visibly facepalming.)
James Peters: Camille is Ms. Extreme.
Persephone: Oh. Well anyways, Ms. Extreme now has a fujiwara armbar applied, and I guess she’s trying to soften Sierra up or something, I saw her use a move like that to win matches before. I mean I for one wouldn’t mind seeing Sierra tap out right now, I already saw Rex tonight. For some reason Sierra’s actually trying even harder to get out of the submission now, can they not hear me?
James Peters: I don’t think they can.
Persephone: Well that’s stupid. Well at least Camille didn’t let go of the submission yet, maybe she can still make Sierra tap out.
James Peters: Anyways, as Sierra is currently struggling, I must ask you Malcolm, what do you think of all of the performances we’ve seen so far?
Malcolm Jones: Look, I’mma keep it a buck. I’m only here for Andrea. I don’t care about the other three, at all. As for Andrea, ain’t nothing changed. I’m still winning that EAW Championship come Grand Rampage.
James Peters: Well, that’s understandable I guess- OH! SIERRA TURNS ONTO HER BACK AND THROWS MS. EXTREME OFF OF HER! SIERRA’S ARM MAY HAVE TAKEN SOME DAMAGE AFTER BEING IN THAT SUBMISSION FOR SO LONG, BUT SASS IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Both competitors get back to their feet, AND CAMILLE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES TOWARDS SIERRA, TRYING NOT TO LOSE THE ADVANTAGE SHE HAD NOT TOO LONG AGO- BUT SIERRA BACKS UP AND PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE! CAMILLE IMMEDIATELY GETS BACK TO HER FEET, BUT SIERRA KICKS HER AWAY FROM THE APRON BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND I DON’T THINK THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS GONNA LIKE WHAT’S IN STORE! WOW, WHAT A SUICIDE DIVE BY SIERRA BRADFORD! MS. EXTREME IS OUT, AND NOW SIERRA IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE ROLLS CAMILLE BACK INTO THE RING AND FOLLOWS BEHIND! THINGS MIGHT BE LOOKING GRIM FOR EXTREME VALENTINE RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Sierra just ran into the corner of the ring, and I guess she’s just waiting for Camille to get up like an idiot. See if Sierra was smart she would’ve went and pinned Camille, but I guess she doesn’t see a lot of value in actually winning. Anyways, Camille managed to get to a knee, and now Sierra is running towards her. Shining Wizard- nope. Camille ducked it and grabbed Sierra’s arm, and she just pulled her into a crucifix pin. I hope that’s it, Sierra’s so stupid it’s embarrassing.
ONE! TWO!! T-
James Peters: IT’S NOT OVER! BOTH COMPETITORS GET TO THEIR FEET AS SIERRA KICKED OUT, AND- TWIST OF FATE!! CAMILLE JUST DROPPED SIERRA WITH THE TWIST OF FATE, AND NOW I BELIEVE THIS MATCH MAY BE COMING TO AN END! CAMILLE GOING FOR THE COVER, AND THIS TIME I THINK THIS MAY GET THE JOB DONE! CAN SIERRA KICK OUT!?
ONE! TWO!! THRE-
James Peters: YES, SHE DOES IT! SIERRA MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE, BUT THINGS STILL MAY NOT BE LOOKING GOOD FOR HER AS CAMILLE DRAGS HER TO THE CORNER BEFORE TAGGING ANDREA IN!
Rich Russillo: Andrea with a snapmare now, and Ms. Extreme runs the ropes! DROPKICK TO THE FACE BY CAMILLE! ANDREA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS CAMILLE EXITS THE RING, AND THERE’S A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BY VALENTINE!
Malcolm Jones: PAWGentine.
Rich Russillo: PAW- Wait huh? I’m not saying that. Anyways, Sierra is hurting from that tag-team combination, and now Andrea is looking to do even more damage as she pulls Sierra up and grabs her arm! XOX- NO! SUPERKICK BY SIERRA! ANDREA DROPPED TO A KNEE AFTER THAT SUPERKICK, AND NOW SIERRA IS TRYING TO CRAWL OVER TO HER CORNER! CAN SHE MAKE THE TAG!?
Persephone: Nope, Andrea somehow just ran right over to her and hit a senton onto her back. Sierra is holding her back, and now Andrea is setting up for…. I don’t know actually. Oh wait, reverse franken- oh. It didn’t connect, Sierra somehow managed to hit a handstand to stop the move from connecting, and now Sierra just kneed Andrea in the back of her head. Sierra’s crawling to the corner again, and this time she managed to make the tag. How did Andrea manage to screw that up? She had Sierra right in the palm of her hands, how can someone be so stu-
Malcolm Jones: Yo, you’re mad annoying.
Persephone: Excuse me?
Malcolm Jones: Did I stutter? The next EAW Champion is trying to watch the match and more importantly Andrea Valentine, but that’s not exactly easy with you in my ear.
James Peters:… Andrea gets back to her feet as she holds her neck, but she doesn’t stay on her feet very long as Sarah hits her with a single leg dropkick! Andrea manages to get back to her feet, but Sarah quickly Irish whips her to the ropes before hitting another single-leg dropkick! Andrea stumbles into the corner, and now Sarah charges in once more, hitting a running forearm smash, before taking her out of the corner and hitting a bulldog! What a combination of moves by Sarah!
Rich Russillo: Sarah now climbing up to the top rope, AND THERE’S THE HAPPY ENDING- NO! THE HAPPY ENDING DOES NOT CONNECT AS ANDREA MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, BUT SARAH MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET! SARAH IS ONCE AGAIN CHARGING TOWARDS ANDREA AS ANDREA BACKED INTO THE CORNER, BUT THIS TIME ANDREA HITS A BOOT- WAIT NO! SARAH CAUGHT ANDREA’S FOOT, BUT ANDREA PICKS UP HER OTHER FOOT AND USES BOTH LEGS TO PUSH SARAH AWAY!
Persephone: I don’t feel like speaking now, Malcolm was rude.
James Peters: Alright then I’ll take over! Andrea now to the middle rope- but it’s only to dive over Sarah as Sarah rushed right for her! ENZUIGIRI BY THE EAW CHAMPION! ANDREA NOW FINISHED YET AS SHE GRABS SARAH BY THE ARM, AND THERE IT IS THIS TIME! THE XOXO CONNECTS, AND SARAH PRICE MAY BE DONE FOR JUST LIKE THAT! THE COVER NOW BY ANDREA VALENTINE!
ONE! TWO!! THREE-
Rich Russillo: NOPE, IT’S STILL NOT OVER, NOT YET! SARAH PRICE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, MEANING THERE’S STILL MORE WORK TO BE DONE FOR EXTREME VALENTINE! ANDREA NOW SEEMINGLY REALIZING THAT SHE NEEDS TO DO EVEN MORE DAMAGE IF SHE WANTS TO PUT AWAY SARAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S AIMING TO DO JUST THAT AS SHE MAKES HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE! UH OH, SARAH YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK OUT! MAGIC HOUR- WAIT, SHE DID! SHE DID LOOK OUT, THE MAGIC HOUR DOESN’T CONNECT SOMEHOW! EVEN AFTER THE XOXO, SARAH WAS ABLE TO GET HER KNEES UP AND STOP THE MAGIC HOUR FROM CONNECTING!!
James Peters: Both Sarah and Andrea seem pretty out of it right now, one of these two women need to find their way back into this! Both Sarah and Andrea are slowly using the ropes to get back up, AND ANDREA MANAGES TO STRIKE FIRST, HITTING SARAH WITH A FOREARM! SARAH DOESN’T TAKE LONG TO STRIKE BACK THOUGH, AS SHE HITS ANDREA WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! ANDREA NOW WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW SARAH WITH ANOTHER! SARAH GOING FOR ONE MORE, BUT ANDREA BLOCKS IT BEFORE KICKING SARAH INTO THE ROPES- BUT SARAH RESPONDS WITH THAT BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! THE PLOT TWIST CONNECTS, ANDREA IS OUT! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!
ONE! TWO!! THREE-
Rich Russillo: NO, IT STILL ISN’T FINISHED YET! ANDREA JUST BARELY MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, AND SARAH CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES! Honestly, I feel like the pressure of this being their first main event match may be catching up to Sarah and Sierra right now. This match is slipping out of their hands, they need to do something if they want to win this, and they need to do it fast.
James Peters: Sarah is waiting for Andrea to get back to her feet, and-
Persephone: See here’s what I don’t get.
Malcolm Jones: Here we go again…
Persephone: Why is Sarah waiting for Andrea to get back up? Wouldn’t it be much more beneficial if she just picked her up herself or something?
James Peters: It’s called exhaustion Persephone. Do you really think she has that sort of strength in her still?
Persephone: Well she should. Kinda sad if she doesn’t, but I guess not everyone has the endurance of Sexy Rexy.
James Peters: Well it doesn’t matter now. Andrea made it back to her feet, AND THERE’S THE BITTERSWEET ENDI- OR NOT! ANDREA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLE- OH! SARAH LANDED ON HER FEET, AND THAT ALLOWS HER TO BACKPEDAL BACK INTO HER OWN CORNER! SIERRA MANAGES TO TAG HERSELF IN! SIERRA IMMEDIATELY CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS ANDREA REALIZES WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT THE CHAMP CAN’T EXACTLY REACT, BECAUSE THERE’S SIERRA WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!! WHAT A CROSSBODY BY SIERRA, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER TO FINISH OFF THIS MATCH!
ONE! TWO!! THRE-
Rich Russillo: ANDREA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! ANDREA QUICKLY CRAWLING TO HER CORNER THOUGH, AND SHE MANAGES TO TAG IN MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER SIERRA, AND SIERRA IS TAKEN BY SURPRISE WITH THESE RIGHTS AND LEFTS AS SHE DIDN’T THINK ANDREA WOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE THAT TAG! MS. EXTREME IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL HERE, AND NOW THERE’S AN IRISH WHIP TO THE ROPES- WAIT WHAT!? I STAND CORRECTED, SIERRA JUST HIT THE SEEKING MISSILE! THE SEEKING MISSILE CONNECTS, AND IT’S CLEAR THAT SASS IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS, THE COVER!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!-
Persephone: The ginger kicked out. Sierra is looking confused again, but now she’s trying to actually put the match away unlike Sarah clearly. Sierra pulled ginger to her feet and she locked in a sleeper hold- Oh. She attempted the Sleeper Suplex thing she does, but ginger managed to land on her feet. Dragon suplex by ginger, and welp. Both Sierra and the ginger are down. Can we call the match so I can go home, or even better, so I can go try and meet up with Rex? I’m sure he’d love to see me right now!
James Peters: I swear we remind you every week that Rex is married.
James Peters: Alright nevermind. Camille and Sierra both have found their way back to their feet- AND SIERRA SWUNG WILDLY ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE- BUT CAMILLE DUCKED IT! GERMAN SUPLEX BY CAMILLE! SIERRA MANAGED TO ROLL UP TO ONE KNEE, BUT THAT JUST ALLOWS CAMILLE TO GRAB HER, AND HIT A HUGE EXPLODER SUPLEX! Camille now crawling over to Andrea, and there’s another tag, and I think Camille wants Andrea to put this one away! Honestly, if I were Sierra I’d be very worried right now!
Rich Russillo: Sierra is still down after that exploder, and that just allows Andrea to climb up top! Andrea’s in position to fly, AND THERE’S THE MAGIC HOUR!! THE MAGIC HOUR CONNECTS, AND HONESTLY I THINK THIS HAS TO BE THE END! THERE’S JUST NO WAY THAT SIERRA’S KICKING OUT OF THIS! THE COVER BY ANDREA, TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: W- WHAT THE HELL!? HOW!? HOW IS THIS ONE STILL NOT DONE, HOW DOES SIERRA STILL HAVE THIS MUCH IN THE TANK!? I don’t understand, after all that’s gone down, this match should already be over!
Malcolm Jones: These two were the ones Viz offered that tag title shot, right?
Rich Russillo: That’s correct.
Malcolm Jones: Hm.
Persephone: Andrea is hitting Sierra with elbows to the side of her head, and I guess she’s trying to wear her down so she can finally finish this dreadful match, which I can appreciate. Andrea now is climbing to the top rope, and Sierra is slowly managing to get back to her feet, and hopefully, the end is near. Why can’t these matches have time limits or something? Why do we need to see these four people not named Rex McAllister wrestling for this long?
James Peters: Well Persephone, you may not need to wait much longer! V-DAY- NEVERMIND! SORRY PERSEPHONE BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU MAY ACTUALLY NEED TO WAIT JUST A BIT LONGER! SIERRA RAN INTO THE CORNER AS ANDREA DIVED, CAUSING ANDREA TO LAND RIGHT ONTO HER BACK! SIERRA GRABBING ANDREA AND LIFTING HER IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY! MISERY BUSI- NO! ANDREA TURNS IT AROUND AND HOOKS SIERRA’S ARMS! SUNSET FLIP BOMB BY THE EAW CHAMPION, AND SHE PINS SIERRA ONCE AGAIN, LOOKING TO GET THE JOB DONE!
ONE! TWO!! THREE-
Rich Russillo: ONCE AGAIN SIERRA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! At this rate, I feel like this match will just go on forever! I can’t believe this one isn’t over yet. All four of these competitors have been doing an amazing job, wouldn’t you agree Malcolm?
Malcolm Jones: Yeah, I would. In fact, I’m so proud of Andrea’s performance, that I’d like to offer her a gift.
Rich Russillo: Huh?
James Peters: A gift?
(Malcolm Jones then takes off his commentary headset, and walks up onto the apron, reaching into the bag he brought out earlier.)
Rich Russillo: Is that…
James Peters: A bundle of flowers???
Persephone: :skip: What is he doing?
James Peters: For some reason, Malcolm Jones is offering Andrea a bundle of flowers, and Andrea just can’t help but be confused. Honestly, I’m just as confused, why now? Is Malcolm confessing his love for- SIERRA’S ROLLING ANDREA UP! SIERRA’S ROLLING ANDREA UP AND DON’T TELL ME, DID MALCOLM JONES JUST COST ANDREA THE MATCH!?
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners…. SASS! SIERRA AND SARAH….. SUUUUUUPPEERRRGIIIIRRRRRLLSS!!!!!!
(Sierra Bradford immediately rolls out of the ring, and Sarah Price joins her as the two make their way to the ramp. Sarah holds Sierra’s arm up in a rush as the two then begin making their way backstage while ‘Still Waiting’ begins to play. Meanwhile in the ring, Andrea Valentine has a look of shock on her face as she fell victim to a roll up, which ironically was the same way she defeated Rex the previous week.)
James Peters: What was that!? Malcolm Jones hopping off the barricade now, but he left the flowers in the ring! What was his goal here? Did he distract Andrea on purpose, or was that just an act of kindness gone wrong? I don’t know what the truth is, but either way Extreme Valentine has been screwed over! Camille is absolutely shocked, and I can’t exactly blame her!
Rich Russillo: You don’t know the truth? Really? Obviously Malcolm distracted her on purpose! He was just trying to get an edge on Andrea leading up to Grand Rampage! It’s called mindgames James. Anyways, congratulations Sierra and Sarah, for what’s easily the biggest win of their careers!
James Peters: Yeah, congratulations I guess, but to be honest even I don’t think these two are gonna call this a victory.
(Andrea Valentine stands in the center of the ring alongside Camille, who seems to be checking up on her. Andrea stares a hold right into Malcolm Jones, seemingly understanding what his attention were as Jones makes his way up the ramp, looking right back at Andrea, as Voltage comes to a close.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)