(EAW intro plays.)
(As is customary in Voltage land, a recap video of last week’s show plays. Korey Gaines, the number one contender for the Interwire Championship, would kick the show off and attempt to address Terry Chambers! However, he would he interrupted by Amura from Bora Bora, who would steal the moment to be honest. She would ham it up for the crowd before getting disrupted by the champ himself, Terry Chambers! Terry would rundown Korey, before getting attacked by Amura and Korey capitalize by choking out the big man! Serena Riot would score her first win by defeating The Woogieman, while Shortfuse PAKA watched from the commentary table! After the match, PAKA would attack both competitors but Serena would escape, grab Revenge, and leave both men in bloody heaps! A little later on, PAKA and Woogie had to be separated backstage because apparently waiting to get their hands on each other at Bloodsport wasn’t going to happen. Matt Daniels would make a match for them, and the camera would catch Serena lurking in the shadows, clearly unhappy she wasn’t invited to partake in next week’s festivities! New Voltage signee, Eric Dane Jr. would put up a good fight against new Dynasty signee Lindsay Kingsley, but come up short in the end! Matt Daniels would finally announce the participants for the ‘Ultimate Opportunity’ Barbed Wire Ladder Match at Bloodsport! Consuela Rose Ava would defeat Katheryn Wicked in a highly competitive match, but it would be Wicked who would make an impact following her loss. She would attack the Specialists Champion, Andrea Valentine, during an interview AFTER Dr. Jones’ missing assistant, Melissa, would show up battered, beaten, and burned. Katheryn would accept Andrea’s challenge for Bloodsport, thus getting her first tile match here in EAW! Dr. Bethany Blue would pick up the win over the object of her affection, Jalyn Garcia! The two were announced earlier in the evening for the ‘Ultimate Opportunity’ match! The number one contender for the New Breed Championship, Cepheus St. Claire, would further cement himself as a legitimate star in EAW by taking the two-time world champion, Rex McAllister to his limit. Cepheus would target Rex’s shoulder and leg, but the veteran would find a way to win in the end. Ms. Cash in the Vault, Raven Roberts, would have a hell of a night. Theron Nikolas would FINALLY show up and accept Raven’s challenge for Bloodsport. After that, Raven would find herself on the winning side in a three on three ‘Relaxed Rules’ match. Raven, Andrea, and Ms. Extreme would defeat the team of Charlie Marr, Jesse Barlow, and Kai Zolomon. Charlie would end up leaving his team towards the end of the match, and Raven would slam the CiTV briefcase into Jesse’s skull to end the match and pick up the win for the Voltage Queens. As for the main event, well it wouldn’t be Voltage if fuckery wasn’t involved. Charlie would show up and attempt to cost Malcolm Jones the match against Noah Reigner, except this would backfire on Charlie and MJ would steal a win. Charlie would lay Malcolm out immediately following the final bell but it would be a frustrated Noah leaving the ring having laid Charlie out.)
(The recap video fades out and cuts to inside the sold out Barclays Center. Night three of EAW’s Brooklyn takeover is in full swing as “33rd Blakk Glass” by Sosmula & Zillakami blasts throughout the building. The fans are going crazy as gold and white pyro explodes. Bloodsport is a week away, and these fans know they’re about to see an action packed show. When the smoke clears and the lights come up, Veena Adams is standing in the middle of the ring next to a table that’s been set up for the EAW World Championship contract signing. The crowd begins booing the hell out of Veena, who looks gorgeous and tan thanks to well deserved time off spent in Bora Bora. The Co-Commissioner of Voltage wears a brightly colored Free People maxi dress and designer wedges keeping with the island vibe despite being stuck in New York.)
Veena Adams: Trust me Brooklyn. I don’t want to be in this nasty city anymore than you want me here.
(The prompts the crowd to boo even louder. Veena simply smirks.)
Veena Adams: I’m not going to lie you people. Being separated from my beloved Visual Prophet is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to go through in my life. Viz was the light of my life. The one bright spot on Voltage. He represented hope, and it’s because of Vizzy that I felt I could truly change this brand for the better. Together, we could have kept all the trash out and made this brand beautiful.
(Veena’s bravery is admirable especially when she’s clearly heartbroken. Her bottom lip even trembles a little.)
Veena Adams: Unfortunately, the nefarious tactics of Matty Daniels has left this brand even further in the toilet than it was prior to the draft. Having a common thug running around with the EAW Championship is a travesty and one that’s going to get corrected next weekend at Bloodsport. Charlie Marr is going to put his life on the line like the admirable and honorable Elitist that he is and he is going to rip that championship right out of Malcolm Jones’ criminal hands. A man like that belongs in jail, or at the very least right back in the classroom learning how to properly speak and how to act. I just simply can’t stand Malcolm and it’s going to fill me with a lot of joy to see him lose his championship come Bloodsport.
Veena Adams: Now before we bring Charlie and Malcolm out to sign their contract, I just have to say that I definitely needed time away from this place. I got my head together. I know that one day Vizzy, Nina, and I will be reunited and everything will be fine but for now we press on and move forward. Bora Bora was simply AMAZING, but now I’m back and tonight is going to be an all Bloodsport preview! What that means is every match we see tonight is contested under ‘no disqualification’ rules! Personally, there’s a few people on this roster who I hope just kill each other tonight before we even get to Bloodsport but that’s another story for another day. For now, I want to get this contract signing out of the way. So that being said, lets go ahead and bring out the future EAW World Champion…. CHARLIE MARR!!!
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta hits the PA system and the crowd collectively groans. Jordie Ripley struts out on stage dressed in very little with a huge smile across her face. Charlie Marr strolls out behind her and Jordie kisses her man on the cheek before taking his arm. The two walk down to the ring, with Jordie sauntering up the ring steps and sitting down on the ropes for Charlie. He climbs in the ring and greets Veena with a hug, almost as if the two have been best friends for years. Jordie gets inside the ring and slips her arms around Charlie’s waist, shooting Veena a weary look. Charlie gives his girlfriend a reassuring pat on her backside, but she still doesn’t seem to like Veena’s presence near Charlie.)
(Charlie’s music fades out and is replaced by “Pray for Em” by Meek Mill. The crowd greets Malcolm Jones with a loud ovation, which is mostly positive except from whatever members of Chris Elite’s family that are scattered around the building. Malcolm has the EAW World Championship strapped around his waist, and once he gets inside the ring, he ignores everyone and opts to climb the turnbuckles and pose with the belt.)
Veena Adams: Excuse you! We don’t have all fucking night for you to stand around and pose with a championship you have less than seven days to hold.
(MJ’s music fades out and a slow smirk spreads across his face upon hearing’s Veena’s voice. He hops down from the turnbuckle and turns around, looking Veena right in her eyes. The crowd is chanting for MJ to drop Veena, and the contract signing hasn’t even gotten underway yet! MJ looks out at the sea of people who are screaming for him and nods his head, snatching up the spare microphone that’s been placed on the table.)
Malcolm Jones: In due time. In due time.
(The tone of his voice was one that was firm, signalling that the EAW Universe could take him eventually beating the shit out of the Veena to the bank.)
Malcolm Jones: Suck my dick.
Crowd: MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM!
(Malcolm turns away from Veena and looks at Jordie.)
Malcolm Jones: Suck my dick.
Crowd: MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM!
(He looks at Charlie.)
Malcolm Jones: I would tell you to suck my dick, but you’d probably enjoy that since that’s how you used to make your living when Daryl Kinkade was still around.
Crowd: MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM!
Malcolm Jones: I know good and goddamn well there is some kind of conspiracy going on to try and keep me from retaining my championship at Bloodsport. It’s funny because this is the type of shit I expected, but now that it’s all coming to fruition and I see an idiot like Charlie Marr who’s only hope is a failed Las Vegas stripper and a failed former professional wrestler who spent the majority of her time being Tarah Nova’s punching bag, and I can’t help but ask myself how the fuck are you three gunna pull this off? Veena’s stupid ass made the match an eletrified steel cage meaning the little cum dumpster over there can’t get inside or get involved. If you ask me, all this match does is further fuck over Charlie, not that his lack of talent doesn’t do that anyway. Please tell me why the fuck do I gotta stand here and try to make myself take this beared bitch seriously as a threat to me and my EAW World Championship?
(Malcolm turns to address Charlie directly.)
Malcolm Jones: You ran out of shit to say to me awhile ago and there’s nothing you can say to me tonight that isn’t going to make you sound like a broken record. You don’t have what it takes to compete at this level and you’ve proven that so many times. Everyone on this damn show has called you out multiple times these last few weeks for being the most undeserving person to get a shot at this championship. It’s a fucking joke that we’ve made it this far, but Imma sign my name on this piece of paper just so I can legally beat your ass and throw you against the side of that cage and watch you get eletrocuted. I’ll be damned if this EAW World Championship ends up in the hands of another shitty, undeserving Elitist ever again. I’ve wasted too much of my time cleaning up the messy title reigns of stupid cacs who shouldn’t have contracts here in the first place. I’m not gunna do it again, which means I leave myself absolutely no room for error come Bloodsport. Regardless of the situation and how the match is being presented, I know that I gotta watch myself because you and your two whores are liable to have some kind of plan. Fuck your plan, though, and fuck all three of you. Charlie, you’re nothing more than some boredom project while that little cunt does her best to try and find some kind of Visual Prophet replacement. You’re fallin’ down the same rabbit hole as him, letting this bitch parade you around like a puppy while your own bitch cries her eyes out because she thinks you’re happily fucking your way into power, while she has to fucking deal with it because she’s a ‘loyal’ one, and honestly it’s sickening. You’re placing your destiny in the hands of a bipolar sociopath who doesn’t really have any power around here, and is gunna turn on you the second you fail to defeat me at Bloodsport. How the fuck do you ever expect to beat me when you can’t even beat any of the actual bitches we have on the roster? I’m cut from a different cloth and everybody knows that. Come Bloodsport, I’m going to put you down and end this bullshit for good.
(Malcolm lowers his microphone and grabs the pen from the table. He scrawls his name across the bottom of the contract and sees that there’s a second paper behind the first.)
Malcolm Jones: The fuck is this?
Veena Adams: It’s a waiver of liability that waves EAW of all responsibility should something happen to you during the main event of Bloodsport, and in all actuality, everyone competing on the show has to sign one for their respective matches. The show doesn’t seem very safe.
(Malcolm can’t help but roll his eyes. He looks over the waiver and signs it as well, before slamming the pen down on the table.)
(Charlie unwraps Jordie from around him and walks up to the table. He eyes Malcolm, while taking the pen and signing his name to both the contract and the waiver. He takes the microphone Veena’s been holding and straightens back up, looking Malcolm right in the eyes.)
Charlie Marr: Talk your shit, Malcolm, because that’s all your good at. Nothing you have to say is going to change the fact that next Saturday I’m walking out of Boston with that EAW World Championship around my waist. Past results don’t mean fuck all once that cage lowers and you’re trapped inside with your goddamn daddy, you fucking cuck. I have my sights firmly set on one goal and as I have proven in the past, once I set my eyes on something I will get it. By hook or by crook, I don’t give a fuck. I will get it. I am going to win that World Championship or it will be the last thing I fucking do. I am deserving of this world championship opportunity, and I’m not one to really give a fuck about what other people have to say. I should have been a world champion a long time ago but I let someone else hold me back, and then when I finally broke free, opportunities were withheld from me. That’s done and over with, and Veena has seen the value I bring to this brand. We share the same vision, and no one ever said it was going to be easy to right the ship that is Voltage, but we’re going to do it, one step at a time. That starts at Bloodsport, whether you like it or not, and it begins with me taking that championship from you. I don’t like you Malcolm. I don’t respect you, and I’m sure as fuck not letting you beat me under any cirumstances whatsoever come Bloodsport. Voltage is the A brand because of me. Charlie Marr is Voltage.
(A smile spreads across Charlie beautifully bearded face, and he points at Malcolm’s championship.)
Charlie Marr: I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. People tune into this show because of me. The entire EAW Universe wants to see what Charlie Marr has to say. I’m the most entertaining Elitist this place has got, and my name comes out of everyone’s mouths on the regular. They wanna hate me, but the fact of the matter is everyone wants to be me because I’m about to stand at the top of this company, which is right where I belong. Once I get that championship in my possession, I’m going to rip this brand to shreds. I’m going to get rid of all the negativity that people like you and those four cunts bring to the table. I’m going to strike down every single person who opposes me, and who doesn’t fit the vision of Voltage that Veena and I share. I’m going to happily do this Malcolm, because that’s the kind of guy I am. No matter what anyone else has to say, I am a team player. This is for the greater good of the gold brand. This is for the future of EAW, and trust me, the future of EAW needs a champion it can be proud of. It needs someone like me. Not someone like you.
(Charlie hauls off and spits right in Malcolm’s face after that final line.)
Crowd: :lupe: :lupe: :lupe: :lupe: :lupe: :lupe: :lupe: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Malcolm wipes the spit from his face, tosses his championship to the side, and lunges for Charlie! Charlie, Jordie, and Veena all get the hell out of the ring and with the two women racing up the ramp. Charlie stands on the outside of the ring, laughing as Malcolm starts yelling obscenities down at Charlie.)
Malcolm Jones (off-microphone): Just wait you lil pussy. Just you fucking wait.
(Charlie flips Malcolm off as he backs up the ramp. He joins Veena and Jordie on stage and makes a title belt gesture at his waist.)
(Voltage fades to commercial.)
(Commercial break for Crest toothpaste featuring Raven Roberts. The perfect toothpaste to help keep your teeth perfectly white as your wedding day approaches.)
(Voltage returns and cuts to the ring, where Bella Braxton is standing by. She looks like a perfect queen in a bright orange and white body con dress from Fashion Nova and clear PVC stiletto heels.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE FOLLOWING IS A TRIPLE THREAT NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR…..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“Roll With Me” by Charlie XCX plays as Andrea Valentine makes her way to the ring, her Specialists championship resting on her shoulders as the fans cheer wildly for her. She takes in the view as she enters the ring with a confident smile on her face!)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!! FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA!! WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS, SHE IS YOUR CURRENT SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!….ANDREAAAAAAAAAA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Andrea Valentine is a tough competitor, a world-class athlete and the Specialists Champion. A future Hall of Famer in the making and there is not much one can do to challenge that!
Rich Russillo: Yep, and tonight she’s out to prove to her last week’s tag team members why SHE is the better woman! And in a brand with some of the best female talent, that might be a big claim to make!
(Andrea’s music stops as “Gangsta” by New Years Day plays as Ms. Extreme makes her way down the ramp with a confident stride and her shattered glass baseball bat clutched tightly in her hand. The fans show their appreciation by cheering wildly.)
Bella Braxton: THE COMPETITOR!!! FROM CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA!!… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS, THE RED QUEEN….MS. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEE!!!
James Peters: Talk about beauty and the beast, make no mistake, there’s a side to this woman that very few would like to know of. Last week we saw her pull out the big guns in their match against the men, and I have no doubt Ms. Extreme is going to deliver yet again!
Rich Russillo: A former record-holding champion, Ms. Extreme is as hard-hitting as they come James! And while today she is certainly less decorated than her opponents, I feel a win here will let everyone know that having gold around your waist isn’t all that matters!
(“Mark my Words” by Doll Skin blasts through the arena as Raven Roberts makes her way down the ramp, her Cash in the Vault briefcase delicately clutched in both hands as Raven walks up to the ring with a confident smirk as the crowd cheers on.)
Bella Braxton: AND FINALLY, FROM LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY!!! WEIGHING IN AT 148 POUNDS….SHE IS MS. CASH IN THE VAAAAUULLTTT…..THE BIRD OF PREY!!!…RAAAAAAVVVEEENNN ROOOOOOBERTSS!!!!
Rich Russillo: :phew: Raven Roberts carries the briefcase like a champ carries their belt, and there is no doubt that she is a future champion of the business. A win over two of Voltage’s best will only further solidify that claim!
James Peters: Talk about sitting on a neutron weapon, that briefcase is important, but Raven should be focusing on the task at hand, no doubt she’s an excellent fighter, but as you said, with two of Voltage, nay, EAW’s finest, this is easier said than done!
Rich Russillo: Then let’s find out!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: All three women facing each other, it’s like a western standoff, who’s gonna go for whom? Ms. Extreme still clutching on the bat, Raven holding her briefcase tightly and Andrea with nothing but her fists up, looks like Andrea is at a clear disadvantage and remember folks…. No DQ! Anything goes! WAIT, MS. EXTREME TOSSES OUT HER BAT!! WHY!? She looks at Andrea and nods and raises her fists up as well! Looks like a bit of respect, but also a sign that Ms. Extreme doesn’t want to take the easy way out — WATCH OUT!! RAVEN ROBERTS JUST SMACKED MS.EXTREME WITH THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE! MS. EXTREME HAS GONE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUTSIDE THE RING, CLEARLY RATTLED BY THE IMPACT!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea stares in shock as Raven Roberts simply turns as attention to Andrea and shrugs! Like I told you folks, it’s no DQ, anything goes, and Raven truly making use of the stipulation! Raven with a charging attack on Andrea, Andrea ducks and runs across the ring, bouncing off the ropes for added momentum and A BASEBALL SLIDE UNDERNEATH RAVEN!! RAVEN CONFUSED, LOOK BEHIND! SERIES OF KICKS TO RAVEN’S THIGHS!! ANDREA IS LIGHTING RAVEN UP WITH THOSE KICKS, A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO ROBERTS – NO, ROBERTS GRABS THE LEG AND A JUMPING LEG DROP TO ANDREA!!! QUICK COVER BY RAVEN!
James Peters: A KICKOUT BY THE SPECIALISTS CHAMP! Raven still holding the briefcase with one hand, she picks up Andrea and tries to swing the briefcase hard…NOBODY HOME! Andrea with another legsweep, throwing Raven off balance! ANDREA GRABS RAVEN’S ARM WHICH IS CLUTCHING THE BRIEFCASE…SHE TURNS AROUND AND A SUPERKICK TO RAVEN!! RAVEN’S JAW JUST GOT CAVED IN! ANDREA STILL NOT LETTING GO OF THE ARM!…ANDREA WITH A IRISH WHIP!!
Rich Russillo: The irish whip sends Raven across the ring into the corner turnbuckle. Looks like her briefcase fell off her hand. Andrea kicks it out of the ring and looks at the groggy Raven and charges at her!! HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH!!! WAIT!! RAVEN MOVES AWAY JUST AS IT’S ABOUT TO CONNECT AND ANDREA CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! That’s gonna leave a mark!
James Peters: Raven wasting no time as she bends down and hoists Andrea on top of the turnbuckle, is she..YES! RAVEN IS CARRYING ANDREA IN A POWERBOMB STANCE, RAVEN TURNS AROUND AND…SHE’S RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE!!! TURNBUCKLE BOMB!!! ANDREA JUST LAUNCHED STRAIGHT INTO IT, SPINE FIRST!!
Rich Russillo: Raven still holding Andrea in the powerbomb position! She’s not done yet! Raven turns the other way and A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER TO ANDREA! RAVEN JUST DROVE THE CHAMP DOWN! A PIN BY RAVEN!
James Peters: A KICKOUT YET AGAIN BY THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! Andrea is fighting with all her heart for this and you better bet she’s not going down this easily! Raven picking up Andrea, ANDREA RISES BACK ON HER FEET AND SLAPS RAVEN ACROSS THE FACE!! RAVEN IS SHOCKED! ANDREA SEEMS TO BE TAUNTING RAVEN TO BRING IT!
Rich Russillo: Raven with a slap of her own! Andrea is still telling her to hit more! Raven with another slap! Andrea still not backing down!! Raven with a stiff chop to Andrea’s chest! ANDREA STILL HANGING ON! What heart! Raven with ano—ANDREA GRABS RAVEN’S ARM AND TWISTS IT!! SPINNING BACK FIST!! IT CONNECTS! ANDREA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING JUMPING METEORA!!! HOLY SHIT THE ATHLETICISM OF ANDREA! SHE HAS RAVEN’S LEG HOOKED!!!
James Peters: KICKOUT!! Raven still in this match! Andrea repositioning herself, standing above the still down Raven and..SHE SMIRKS AT RAVEN AND IS GOING FOR THE LIONSAULT! RAVEN’S OWN MOVE!! LIONSAULT HITS—NO!!! RAVEN GETS HER LEGS UP!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea writhing in pain as Raven’s shins dig into Andrea’s back! Raven back on her feet and now SHE’S THE ONE SMILING AT ANDREA, SHE RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND…LIONSAULT!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS!! WAITT!! RAVEN BOUNCING OFF ANDREA AND RUNNING AT THE ROPES AGAIN!!! ANOTHER LIONSAULT!!! TWO LIONSAULTS!! RAVEN GOES FOR A THIRD PIN ATTE— NO!! ANDREA GETS RAVEN IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE JUST AS SHE WAS COMING CLOSER FOR THE PIN!!
James Peters: Roberts still trying to break free!! ITS LOCKED IN!! ANDREA HAS LOCKED IN THE CHOKE! Raven seems to be conserving energy by remaining calm…but for how long!? Raven trying to punch Andrea to weaken the grip. RAVEN TRYING TO PICK ANDREA UP!!! RAVEN CARRIES ANDR—- NO! Andrea with strikes of her own!! Raven back down on the mat! Raven’s arms starting to go limp! BUT SHE’S NOT TAPPING! Andrea pressing harder!! RAVEN IS ABOUT TO TAP!! HER HAND HITS THE MAT ONCE!! SHE’S ABOUT TO—NO, WAIT!! RAVEN WITH A LAST MINUTE BURST OF STRENGTH AS SHE PICKS UP ANDREA WRAPS HER ARMS OVER HER HEAD….NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! HOLY COW!! HOW DID RAVEN GET THE ENERGY?!
Rich Russillo: Both women seem to be out cold and taking their time getting back up, you can’t deny, both these women have showcased impressive wrestling skill today! You’ve got to wond—BOTH WOMEN KIP UP!! THIS IS PHENOMENAL, BOTH ANDREA AND RAVEN ARE UP AND STARING AT EACH OTHER WITH EYES THAT COULD KILL! Andrea going for a strike but Raven gets out of the way and lands a stiff kick on Andrea’s shin! Andrea backing off a bit, but Raven begins to unload more strikes, LOOK AT THOSE MUAY THAI KICKS! ANDREA’S STOMACH IS RED! RAVEN COMES RUNNING IN FINALLY WITH….THE FACE LIFT!!! RAVEN HITS THE FACE LIFT!!!
James Peters: ANDREA COUNTERS IT! SHE DUCKS UNDER THE LEG! Andrea grabs Raven mid air, and tosses her up!!! DROP KICK!! ANDREA WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS RAVEN CRASHING AGAINST THE ROPES! RAVEN BOUNCES BACK AND CODEBREAKERR!!!!!!!WHHAATT!!!? WAIT JUST AS ANDREA GOT BACK UP FROM THE RECOIL OF THE CODEBREAKER, RAVEN WITH BEAK BREAKER!!! NO FUCKING WAY! DID WE JUST SEE THAT?
Rich Russillo: I think I’ve never seen Raven showcase this explosive skill! Raven now going top rope!! Andrea is motionless as Raven measures her up for the RAVEN’S WINGS! Raven signals for the end….she takes off in the air! Like a majestic raven…RAVEN HITS THE RAVEN’S WINGS!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
James Peters: Raven hooks both legs as she lands with the damning impact!! ANDREA IS OUT COLD AND IT’S A WRAP FOLKS! COUNT IT REF!!!
Rich Russillo: NOOOOOOOO!!!! MS. EXTREME PULLS RAVEN OUT OF THE RING!! MS. EXTREME IS STILL IN THIS MATCH BITCHHESSSS!!! :wow:
James Peters: Raven looks like she’s seen a ghost, wait, look out!! MS. EXTREME WITH THE GLASS SHARD BASEBALL BAT RIGHT ACROSS RAVEN’S FACE! RAVEN IS BUSTED OPEN!! SHE’S SCREAMING AS SHE GRABS HER FACE AND IS DOWN NEAR THE APRON!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy Shit! Holy shit!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme just set the record straight, Raven might need some stitches after that…forget 1! I think she’s gonna need lots of stitches! Ms. Extreme now going back inside the ring, and a groggy Andrea is slowly beginning to get back to her feet! Ms. Extreme readying the bat for another vicious swing! MS.EXTREME CHARGES IN!! ANDREA WITH QUICK REFLEXES AND A STANDING HURRICANRANA TO TOSS MS.EXTREME OVER THE TOP ROPE— WAIT, MS. EXTREME REVERSES IT MID TRANSITION AND HAS ANDREA IN A POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE APRON, POWERBOMB BY MS.EXTREME TO ANDREA ON THE BARRICADE OUTSIDE!!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea laying on the barricade, her spine seems to be broken in half in that impact! She may be out! Ms. Extreme herself shocked at the force of the impact, as she wonders how to bring Andrea back inside the ring. Her attention now diverts to Raven who is still on the floor with her face buried in her hands. Ms. Extreme makes her way to Raven and picks her up, BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE BY MS. EXTREME! RAVEN JUST GOT DRIVEN INTO THE CONCRETE!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme not done yet it seems! She’s again picking up Raven and looking to make a statement here tonight. You gotta remember folks, she’s the only woman in this match who feels isn’t being given the same amount of respect as the other two, and she plans to change it here tonight! Ms. Extreme dragging Raven near the steel steps LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READYING FOR ANOTHER BELLY TO BACK..NO! RAVEN COUNTERS SOMEHOW!! RAVEN TRYING TO BREAK FREE WITH ELBOWS NOW! MS.EXTREME HAS LET GO OF RAVEN, RAVEN WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX ON MS. EXTREME ON THE STEEL STEP—NO!! EXTREME COUNTERS IT BACK TO A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!! A FRANKENSTEINER ON THE STEEL STEPS AND RAVEN MIGHT HAVE JUST LOST THIS MATCH!!
Rich Russillo: That move took the breath out of both of these women, meanwhile, Andrea is looking to go up in the sky as she is now perching herself on the top turnbuckle! WHAT CAN HE SHE THINKING HERE!? SHE’S JUST HAD HER SPINE RE-ADJUSTED AND NOW SHE’S LOOKING TO STRIKE ON HER COLLEAGUES WHO ARE KNOCKED ON THE STEEL STEPS! …V-DAY!!! V-DAY ON BOTH RAVEN AND MS. EXTREME ON THE STEEL STEPS!! ALL THREE WOMEN NOW ON THE GROUND!
James Peters: I can’t believe it, these women just keep trying to one-up each other, it’s insane! Three of Voltage’s best in a marquee-level match here tonight and the fans on their feet as the outcome of this match becomes harder and harder to figure out.
Rich Russillo: Looks like Andrea and Ms. Extreme are getting back up now, both women have given it their all, but no doubt they feel there is more left in the tank! Ms. Extreme grabs Andrea by her hair and is dragging her to the announce table! Andrea resisting by a flurry of kicks to the midsection of Ms.Extreme, ANDREA NOW BENDING MS.EXTREME UNDER HER..LOOKING TO END THIS WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB ON THE GROUND…SHE HITS IT—WAIT! MS.EXTREME REVERSES IT MID-ROTATION AND NOW HAS ANDREA IN AN ALABAMA SLAM POSITION!! IS SHE GONNA DO THIS?! YES!! ALABAMA SLAM BY MS.EXTREME TO ANDREA ON THE ANNOUNCE DESK!!
Crowd: This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome!
James Peters: Ms Extreme now back under the ring, what is she looking for?—A STEEL CHAIR! THE LONGEST REIGNING PURE CHAMPION JUST PROCURED A STEEL CHAIR AND HAS A FIRE IN HER EYES! She goes over to Andrea WAIT!! RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE TALON!! RAVEN JUST FLATTENS MS.EXTREME WITH THE TALON KICK!! Raven now dragging Ms. Extreme back into the ring, Raven looking to capitalize with a pin! THIS IS IT!!
Rich Russillo: No! Not again! Raven just got her pin broken by Andrea, who is still in this match!! ANDREA WITH AN OCTOPUS STRETCH HOLD BACK ON RAVEN! RAVEN MIGHT TAP!! RAVEN DOWN ON HER KNEES AGAIN AS THE REFEREE CHECKS TO SEE IF SHE WILL TAP!!
James Peters: SPEAR!!! SPEAR TO BOTH WOMEN BY MS.EXTREME!! HAD SHE WAITING ANY LONGER, NO DOUBT RAVEN WOULD HAVE TAPPED OUT! ALL THREE WOMEN DOWN IN THE RING AS FANS CLAP FOR THEM TO GET BACK UP!
James Peters: Looks like three of them are slowly back on their feet! They’re back to how they started the match, each of them staring at the other! Barclays Center here in New York is on fire tonight!!
Rich Russillo: Both Andrea and Ms. Extreme seem to be nodding at each other, what are they thinking of? NO WAY! BOTH OF THEM START VICIOUSLY BEATING DOWN RAVEN!! THE CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER IS IN TROUBLE! LEFT AND RIGHT HOOKS BY BOTH WOMEN AND RAVEN TRYING DESPERATELY TO BLOCK THEM BUT THE NUMBERS GAME TOO MUCH!
James Peters: All I have to say is, smart, this is the true nature of a triple threat, you never know what alliances are formed!
Rich Russillo: Looks like Raven just took one hell of a beating! MS. EXTREME NOW GRABBING RAVEN FROM BEHIND AND SIGNALLING ANDREA TO HIT RAVEN! ANDREA WITH …THE LOVE HAZE!!! THE LOVE HAZE BY ANDREA TO….MS.EXTREME!?!?! ANDREA JUST BACKSTABBED THE PARTNERSHIP! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
James Peters: Hey, it’s a triple threat, alliances break as easily they are formed, Andrea realized that Raven was too weak already and chose to focus on Ms.Extreme! And it looks like Raven is slowly getting back on her feet! ANDREA GOING TOP ROPE!! ANDREA MEASURING UP RAVEN AND MS.EXTREME WON’T BE ABLE TO INTERFERE THIS TIME!! ANDREA WITH THE V-DAYY!!!!! V-DAY ON RAVEN – NO WAIT RAVEN CATCHES ANDREA MID AIR!! SHE POPS ANDREA UP AND …CODEBREAKER! ANDREA JUST GOT HER NOSE BUSTED OPEN BY THE IMPACT!! SHE’S BLEEDING!!
Rich Russillo: Never count-out The bird of Prey!! Raven with a beautiful counter, and now both Ms.Extreme and Andrea are on the mat, Raven picks up Ms.Extreme and ties her arms to the ropes. Raven does the same to Andrea….WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT!!
James Peters: A DOUBLE SHREDDING TALON?! NO WAY!!!! ANDREA AND MS.EXTREME MOTIONLESS AS RAVEN HEADS ACROSS THE RING AND TAKES AIM AT THE VICTIMS. SHE RUNS – CLAYMORE KICK TO BOTH LADIES!!! RAVEN RUNS BACK AGAIN!! ANOTHER CLAYMORE KICK!!! SHE RUNS BACK FOR THE THIRD TIME AND—
Rich Russillo: BOTH ANDREA AND MS.EXTREME FLIP RAVEN OVER THE TOP ROPE AS SHE RUNS INTO THEIR COMBINED POWER!! WERE THEY SIMPLY PLAYING POSSUM?! OR WAS IT SIMPLY A LAST-DITCH EFFORT?! RAVEN WITH A THUNDEROUS CRASH OUTSIDE THE RING AS ANDREA AND MS. EXTREME BATTLE TO GET FREE FROM THE ROPES!
James Peters: Well, looks like Ms.Extreme is the first one to free herself! ANDREA STILL TIED UP!! MS.EXTREME WITH A MODIFIED STF!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! ANDREA’S BODY CONTORTING IN WAYS NO HUMAN BODY SHOULD AS MS.EXTREME APPLIES THE STF ON ANDREA WHO STILL HAS HER ARMS STUCK BETWEEN THE ROPES!! SHE’S TRYING TO TAP, BUT NO!!! RAVEN GRABS ANDREA’S HAND! RAVEN NOT LETTING MS.EXTREME GET THE WIN!! ANDREA CANNOT TAP!!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN PICKS UP HER BRIEFCASE AND SMACKS IT ACROSS ANDREA’S FACE!! ANDREA IS KNOCKED OUT!! MS.EXTREME TRYING TO PULL ANDREA OUT OF THE ROPES FOR THE PIN…BUT RAVEN NOT LETTING GO OF ANDREA’S ARMS!! RAVEN PULLS ANDREA OUTSIDE!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme looks pissed!! MS. EXTREME WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO RAVEN!! RAVEN CRASHES AGAINST THE COLD HARD CONCRETE! Ms. Extreme letting out a cry of rage! SHE’S DRAGGING ANDREA BACK TO THE ANNOUNCE DESK! ANDREA BEING POSITIONED BACK ON THE DESK! MS. EXTREME PUTS A CHAIR ON TOP OF ANDREA, AND NOW RAVEN!!! RAVEN BEING POSITION BY THE RED QUEEN ON TOP OF THE CHAIR! THIS LOOKS LIKE A CARNAGE SANDWICH!!
Rich Russillo: The crowd here electric as Raven and Andrea are lying on the announce table with a steel chair between them! MS.EXTREME CLIMBING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BACK INSIDE THE RING!! SHE’S LOOKING TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL—A BLIND FURY!!!!! HOLY SHIITT!!!! A BLIND FURY ON BOTH THE WOMEN AND THE IMPACT BREAKS THE TABLE TO PIECES AS ALL THREE WOMEN ARE DRIVEN INTO THE METAL!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
James Peters: Look at this sight folks, all three of Voltage’s best lie in ruins, every one of them bruised and cut, busted wide open and bleeding. And don’t forget, Bloodsport is only a week away, so you must ask is this really a good idea?!
Rich Russillo: Well, it’s too late because these women have certainly got the crowd up and cheering, a show-stealer of a match if you will, and if this is a sign of what’s to expect at Bloodsport, then I’m hyped AF!!
James Peters: The referee still surveying the chaos here as the women slowly start to twitch and show signs of life!
(“ME” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendan Urie hits as Veena Adams makes her way from the back to the stage, she seems to be extremely happy and is clapping joyously! The fans begin to boo her.)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL IS VEENA DOING OUT HERE?!
James Peters: No idea, but it can’t be good!
(Veen Adams orders the referee start the 10-count.)
Rich Russillo: HOLD ON A SECOND, THIS IS A NO DQ!!
James Peters: Raven back on her feet now as Andrea and Ms. Extreme follow suit! The ladies slowly getting back up as they realize that the rules of this match has changed!
Rich Russillo: Looks like all three women are looking at each other! Venna is still laughing like a maniac, do you think the girls realize this was Veena’s plan all along?! To cause strife and chaos between the women of Voltage?!
James Peters: Not only me! Looks like Raven figured it out too!! Raven going back into the ri—NO! RAVEN’s RUNNING TOWARDS VEENA!! RAVEN WITH THE CHASE AND VEENA SEEMS TO BE FEELING!!!
Rich Russillo: The crowd is cheering for the rest of the women to get up! Looks like Andrea and Ms. Extreme are looking at each other, ANDREA GETS BACK UP AND IS SHE—NO!!! SHE TOO IS HEADING UP THE RAMP TO JOIN RAVEN!!!
James Peters: Go Ms. Extreme, BACK IN THE RING!! WIN THIS!!
Rich Russillo: Looks like she’s pondering on the easy win here….NO WAIT, SHE’S WALKING TOWARDS THE STAGE TOO!!
James Russillo: LOOK AT THIS SIGHT…!!! RAVEN! ANDREA! MS. EXTREME! ALL THREE WOMEN HAVE TAKEN EACH OTHER’S HANDS AND RAISED THEM IN UNISON!!
Raven Roberts, Ms.Extreme, & Andrea Valentine: FUCK YOU VEEENAAA!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…..DUE TO ALL THREE COMPETITORS BEING COUNTED OUT, THERE WILL BE NO OFFICIAL WINNER FOR THIS BOUT!!
Crowd: Fuck you Veena!! Fuck you Veena!!
James Peters: What a show of camaraderie by the three women!! They did not allow Veena Adams to have her way, and refused to be exploited by the Co-Commissioner of Voltage!! And not to forget, the literal ‘FUCK YOU’ to Veena which has the whole arena chanting it!!
Rich Russillo: :whew: These three ladies tore the house down, and I have no doubt that had Veena Adams not changed the rules last-second, this could’ve gone down in history as one of the best matches! If you didn’t have these ladies in your radar, well, now you should!!
James Peters: And only time will tell what great things await these ladies at BLOODSPORT, this August 10, LIVE FROM TD GARDEN, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!!
(Camera shows all three women, arms raised together, looking at the crowd as they all chant ‘Fuck you Veena!’.)
(Voltage fades to commercial.)
(Commercial break for Travelocity featuring Shane Gates. Today’s destination is Keyna. Use CODE: HEREINKENYA for 30% your stay in Nairobi.)
(Voltage returns and the show fades right back to the ring area.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘We Own The Night’ by The Hollywood Undead begins to play as Serena Riot walks out onto the stage.)
Rich Russillo: James do you see the look on Riot’s face? That, that is the face of a remorseless and unsympathetic competitor.
James Peters: Oh I see it Rich, she most definitely is coming into this No Disqualification match prepared to do whatever is necessary.
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. WRESTLING OUT OF CLEVELAND, OHIO…. WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS… THE FALLENNNN PROPHET…. SEREEEEENAA RIOOOOOT!!
(As per usual the crowd are being very vocal and letting Riot know what they think about her, as they erupt in an ensemble of boo’s.)
James Peters: Despite the tactics and methods she uses, you can’t deny the results Serena Riot obtains, as we saw in her last victory over a crowd hero, The Woogieman.
Rich Russillo: If that victory over The Woogieman showed us anything, it’s that The Fallen Prophet rarely lets the crowd get into her head, and like you said James, she continually has shown she doesn’t care what anyone thinks about her tactics, she only cares about getting results. Clearly this strategy works for her, and I believe this makes her much more dangerous than her opponent tonight.
(‘Greatest In The World’ by Eminem plays Eric Dane Jr. to the ring as he dawns a confident look on his face.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… WEIGHING IN AT 183 POUNDS…ERI-
James Peters: RIOT STORMS EDJ BEFORE THE MATCH HAS EVEN STARTED! Look at The Fallen Prophet just hammering away at EDJ with these relentless forearms!
Rich Russillo: Like I said earlier, this cutthroat nature of Riot already coming into play in this match.
(As Serena Riot backs off the referee signals for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Here goes Riot back on the attack, not giving EDJ any room to rest! EDJ tried to fight back but Riot bounces off the ropes with a big boot right to the face of EDJ!
Rich Russillo: What a boot James! I think Riot despises everything about her opponent tonight even down to the flashy ring attire of EDJ.
James Peters: Oh and now… Serena Riot rolls to the outside of the ring, she appears to be – OH GOD SERENA RIOT LOOKS TO HAVE A TABLE WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE! We’ve seen so much violence on many Voltage episodes.. but I don’t even want to imagine the damage this table could do to a human body!
Rich Russillo: Here we go… RIOT SCOOPS UP EDJ FOR A SLAM ONTO THIS BARBARIC VERSION OF A TABLE…EDJ COUNTERS WITH A DEVASTATING GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: And now EDJ pulling out some… wait what the hell.. HE’S PULLED OUT THE BRASS KNUCKLES!
James Peters: EDJ GOES FOR A STRIKE, SERENA DUCKS UNDER IT AND HITS A DEVASTATING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW, THEN A LEG SWEEP! WHAT A COMBO FROM THE FALLEN PROPHET!
RICH RUSSILLO: Here goes Serena Riot again out to ringside, pulling out yet again another Barbwire Table and has set it up outside the ring! She also has pulled out a kendo stick, and immediately starts hammering away at the back of EDJ!
James Peters: We saw EDJ attempt to use the brass knuckles but clearly Riot is more well versed in the art of, well for lack of a better word, torture!
(The Crowd who isn’t fond of either competitor continue to boo The False Prophet, who taunts the crowd every chance she gets!)
James Peters: Now Riot, prying the brass knuckles away from EDJ, dawns a cold and evil grin on her face… she picks up EDJ’s battered body…. AND NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!
Rich Russillo: HOLY HELL RIOT!
(The crowd begins to chant “HOLY SHIT!, HOLY SHIT!”)
Rich Russillo: EDJ IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! I THINK THE CROWD IS SAYING IT BEST HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: BLOOD IS STAINING THE MAT AS RIOT ASCENDS TO THE TOP ROPE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! BUT EDJ MEETS STOPS HER WITH A STINGING CHOP!
Rich Russillo: NOW IT’S EDJ ASCENDING TO THE TOP ROPE, WHAT IS HE ATTEMPTING HERE… OH MY GOD… HE CONNECTS WITH A MASSIVE AVALANCHE HURRICANRANA TO RIOT AND DUMPS HER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING THROUGH HER OWN BARBWIRE TABLE!!!
James Peters: HOLY HELL RICH!
Rich Russillo: HOLY HELL JAMES!!
James Peters: NOW IT’S RIOT BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHAT A BRUTAL MATCH-NOT EVEN MATCH..WAR!!
James Peters: Now EDJ attempts to roll riot back into the ring… she counters and sends EDJ crashing into the stairs! Wasting no time she rolls EDJ onto the apron and… Oh no.. OH GOD WHAT HAS SHE GOT IN MIND…RIOT LIFTS EDJ INTO A PSYCHOSIS ON THE APRON!!
Rich Russillo: GOD DAMNIT! SHE DROPPED HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!! THATS GOTTA BE THE END OF THE ROAD FOR EDJ
Rich Russillo: NOW RIOT GOES BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE…NO WAY, SHE CANT DO THIS… DEMON DROP ON THE APRON!!
James Peters: JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN! WHAT WONT RIOT DO TO WIN?!
(Crowd continues to chant even louder this time, “FIGHT FOREVER CLAP CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP”
James Peters: RIOT GOES INTO THE COVER NOW..
Rich & James: KICKOUT!!!
Rich Russillo: MY GOD HOW DID HE MANAGE TO ESCAPE THAT! EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA LOOKS STUNNED, BELLA BRAXTON TO OUR LEFT LOOKS STUNNED! HELL IM STUNNED!!!
James Peters: Now Riot, sticking to her game plan seems unphased by the kickout… SHE SETS HIM UP FOR WICKED WAYS!
Rich Russillo: WE’VE SEEN THIS FINISHER TAKE OUT MAN- Oh look at that, EDJ rolls out of the ring. Smart move on his part to avoid that massive stomp.
James Peters: Riot rolls out and charges at him, I think EDJ has pulled something out from under the ring, though I can’t see exactly Wh- OH NO.. SERENA RIOT GETS A LIGHT TUBE SMASHED OVER HER HEAD!!
Rich Russillo: AGAIN SERENA HAS BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN, AT THIS POINT THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD BEING SPILLED AMONGST THESE TWO, I DON’T KNOW WHOSE IS WHOSE!!
James Peters: Neither do I Rich, but look at EDJ now creating a stack, what almost looks like a tower of steel chairs at ringside.. I can’t even imagine what twisted way he’ll use this.
Rich Russillo: Now with blood streaming down both competitors, EDJ somehow manages to prop Riot’s seemingly lifeless body on the top rope…he’s on the apron no- NO DON’T DO THIS… EDJ IS TRYING TO SUPERPLEX RIOT ONTO THIS TOWER OF CHAIRS AT RINGSIDE!!
James Peters: WAIT RIOT SLIPPED UNDERNEATH… SHE HAS CONTROL NOW… NO, NOT FROM UP THERE… RIOT POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE CHAIRS HOLY SHIT!!!
Rich Russillo: MY GOD, HE HAS TO BE DEAD AT THIS POINT!!
James Peters: Now Riot again wasting no time at all, pulls out a Steel Chair wrapped in BARBWIRE and throws it in the ring.
Rich Russillo: Look at Riot, she looks like she’s dragging a lifeless corpse..AND NOW… OH MY GOD A PSYCHOSIS ON THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!
James Peters: JESUS CHRIST! THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD BEING LOST AT THIS POINT COULD BE FATAL!!
Rich Russillo: Now Serena is back in control and EDJ appears to have nothing left, just a lifeless carcass for Riot to pick at….
James Peters: And now… WE’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE… WICKED WAYS ONTO THAT GRUESOME CHAIR!!! AND RIOT STACKS HIM UP FOR THE COVER…
(DING! DING! DING!!!!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…THE FALSE PROPHEEEEEETTTT…SERENAAAAA RIOOOOOTTT!!
James Peters: What an absolutely disturbing match between these two. But in the end, one had to win this war, and it was the False Prophet.
(Serena leans down and licks blood from the face of Eric Dane Jr. On that lovely note, Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for the Hepatitis B vaccination featuring Dr. Bethan Blue. With the amount of blood that is lost on Voltage on a weekly basis, it’s important for everyone to see the good doctor and get their Hep B vaccination program started.)
(When Voltage returns, it returns right back to the ring for the next match of the evening. The camera cuts to Bella in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen this contest IS A STREET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“If Ya Smell” by Adam Massacre plays to booming cheers as the Woogieman comes out wearing jeans and a sleeveless leather jacket to the stage. He shows an arrogant smirk before walking to the ring holding his Big Boogie Bhampionship)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Jacksonville Florida, weighing in at 260 pounds… THE WOOGIEMAN!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Oh my God oh my God oh my God, IT’S THE WOOGIEMAN! AND, AND HE’S FIGHTING TODAY ISN’T THIS GREAT NEWS!
James Peters: Indeed in a match that possibly everyone in the world has been anticipating for months. Woogieman, PAKA, STREET FIGHT! Both men couldn’t wait till the FPV and now they get the opportunity to brawl it out tonight! :blessed:
(The Woogieman enters the ring as Bella Braxton stumbles out of it lovestruck by him. “If Ya Smell” fades out as the Woogieman goes under the ring to look for weapons. “Breakin’ Outta Hell” by Airbourne then plays to cheers as PAKA comes out to the stage. He sports shorts and a Provencal shirt as he makes his way to the ring with a metal trash can filled with weapons.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Mie Province Japan, weighing in at 225 pounds…SHORTFUSE, PAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! ITS PROVENCAL’S BROTHER-IN-LAW! PINCH ME JAMES I MUST BE DREAMING!
James Peters: Yeah yeah whatever. PAKA isn’t the happiest person coming into this match. After all The Woogieman has done to him, I think he wants to get his revenge-
Rich Russillo: PAKA THROWING THE TRASH CAN RIGHT AT WOOGIEMAN! THE BRAWL COMMENCES!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: PAKA STOMPING AWAY AT WOOGIEMAN NONE OF THEM BOTHERING TO GO INTO THE RING! Woogieman trying to fight back but PAKA is putting all those weapons to use taking whatever he can find and throwing it at him! PAKA IRISH WHIPPING WOOGIEMAN TO THE BARRICADE! Woogieman looking perplexed on the barricade as PAKA is taking a run- WOOGIEMAN LIFTING PAKA OVER HIS HEAD AND OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE CHEERS OF THE CROWD!
Rich Russillo: This fight now goes out to the crowd as both competitors are trying to fight their way through the crowd! WOOGIEMAN KNEEING PAKA IN THE GUT! Woogie stopping in his tracks, he’s grabbing a drink. HE’S POURING THE DRINK RIGHT ON PAKA’S HEAD!
Woogieman (Off-Mic): THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCES RIGHT HERE!
James Peters: Woogieman reassuring PAKA that this is what he got himself into-
Rich Russillo: What a caring man :blessed:
James Peters: Whatever whatever. PAKA looks angered- BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO RETALIATE AS WOOGIE GOES RIGHT AFTER HIM AGAIN! PAKA FINALLY PUSHING HIM BACK, PALM STRIKE! Woogie is stunned as PAKA is going straight for him! PAKA nailing him with forearm after forearm pushing him further into the crowd! BOTH MEN ARE NEAR THE STAGE NOW AS THEY’RE NOW LOCKED IN AN INTENSE BACK AND FORTH! BOTH MEN SWINGING AIMLESSLY! WAIT WAIT PAKA! PAKA SLAMMING WOOGIE INTO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE!
Rich Russillo: Woogieman quickly retreating away from PAKA’s grasp quickly going to the ramp. PAKA TAKING A RUN AT WOOGIE- HE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS NOBODIES HOME FOR PAKA! PAKA FALLING TO A KNEE CLUTCHING HIS SHOULDER! Woogie grabbing PAKA, HE THROWS HIM ONTO THE RAMP! Woogie hopping onto the ramp as the fight spills out to the stage!
James Peters: PAKA finally crawls up to his feet as Woogieman is stealing food from the fans, but does he know that PAKA is up to his feet?!?!?! PAKA RAMMING WOOGIE RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Both men falling down quickly in exhaustion! PAKA trying to crawl up to the stage as Woogieman is trying to get a gasp of air in! Woogie finally up to his feet but PAKA is already two steps ahead of him! PAKA coming to Woogie, HE SLAPS HIM RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE NECK! Woogie felt that but he’s up TO HIS FEET! WOOGIE RUNNING AT PAKA, PAKA WITH A CLOTHESLINE- NO WOOGIEMAN, FLOAT OVER DDT BRINGING PAKA DOWN!
Rich Russillo: But wait what is Woogieman thinking of doing to PAKA. HE’S DRAGGING HIM BACKSTAGE! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN THERE?!?!?!?!
James Peters: Uh fighting, duh.
(The camera pans to a final shot of Woogieman dragging PAKA away as the camera then cuts to backstage where the fight continues)
Rich Russillo: Woogieman bringing him backstage as other wrestlers are looking on in interest. Woogie bringing PAKA up, HE SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE TABLE- NO PAKA STOPPING WOOGIE HALF WAY! PAKA NOW GRABBING WOOGIE, HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TABLE! PAKA throwing him out to the hallway area as Woogie stumbles right onto a backstage crate! Wait wait what is PAKA thinking of doing, PAKA ROLLING WOOGIEMAN ON THE CRATE ACROSS THE HALLWAY! WOOGIE SLAMS INTO THE WALL AS PAKA TRIES TO KEEP UP WITH HIM!
James Peters: Woogieman doesn’t look so good as he crawls off the box- PAKA RUNNING IN WITH A KNEE!
Rich Russillo: PAKA dragging Woogieman by his beautiful hair…
James Peters: But- whatever. PAKA bringing Woogieman TO THE GARAGE AREA! Looks like this Brooklyn Street Fight is actually going to the streets as Woogie is helpless with PAKA’s attack. PAKA THROWING HIM RIGHT INTO THE WALL! Woogie grabbing his back as PAKA- NO WOOGIE RETALIATING WITH AN ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF PAKA BRINGING HIM BACK, THE BOTTOM! PAKA KNOCKED SENSELESS ON THE CONCRETE GROUND AS THE REF IS COMING IN, PIN BY WOOGIEMAN!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! WOOGIEMAN IS IN SHOCK! Woogie crawling up in anger as PAKA is lifeless on the ground. Woogie bringing him up as he’s looking around, no… WOOGIEMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR A CAR! WHAT IS HE THINKING OF DOING! WOOGIE, HE SLAMS PAKA’S HEAD INTO THE WINDOW! GLASS SHATTERING EVERYWHERE! Woogieman looking at a bleeding PAKA with a face of mischief as he’s unlocking the door. I THINK HE’S TRYING TO RUN HIM OVER!
James Peters: Indeed so as Woogieman is in the car aiming straight for PAKA in his way! WOOGIE HITTING THE GAS PEDAL- PAKA JUMPING OUT OF THE WAY! WOOGIE HOPPING OUT OF THE CAR!
Rich Russillo: THE CAR EXPLODED OH MY GOD!
James Peters: What has this match come too…
Rich Russillo: A MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE OF COURSE! Both men looking in fear as their getting up at the same time- PAKA HOLY! HE’S TAKING ADVANTAGE! HE’S ROLLING WOOGIEMAN UP! ROLL UP ATTEMPT!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! WOOGIE DASHING AWAY AS PAKA IS CHASING AFTER HIM!
(Both men run through a door as the camera man shakingly catches up to them as they walk up a long flight of stairs)
James Peters: What the… you know I don’t care anymore. Woogie is stumbling up the steps as, Rich what do you think their climbing up to?
Rich Russillo: Heaven, cause this match is heavenly :blessed:
James Peters: Yeah yeah whatever. PAKA slowly chasing after Woogieman but I don’t think they can take much more offense in this match! They’re at the top floor- WOOGIEMAN KICKING PAKA DOWN THE STAIRS! OH MY GOD! Woogie finally letting out a breath of fresh air-
Woogieman (Off-Mic): Oh shit…
Rich Russillo: THAT’S- THAT’S THE TOP OF THE ARENA JAMES! WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE!??!?!?!
James Peters: I don’t know, instinct?
Rich Russillo: Woogieman is looking down like he has a fear of heights as I think he’s- PAKA! PAKA FROM BEHIND ATTACKING WOOGIEMAN AGAIN! PAKA looking for any sort of weapon-
James Peters: You do know the top is a dome and it’s very slippery and there’s no possibility- I won’t even bother with you anymore. Woogie trying to get a hold of the arena as PAKA is slowly moving towards Woogieman, WOOGIE TRYING TO SWEEP PAKA- NO PAKA JUMPING OVER! HE STOMPS ON THE HAND OF WOOGIE! Woogie now desperately hanging from a limb as PAKA looks on with a smirk! BUT WAIT PAKA GRABBING WOOGIE! WHAT IS HE THINKING OF DOING!
Rich Russillo: I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THE COMPACT DRIVER BUT THERE’S NO CORNER TO DO IT ON! No… DON’T DO IT! COMPACT DRIVER THROUGH THE DOOR AND DOWN THE STAIRS! DAMMIT BOTH MEN ARE DEAD! WOOGIE TUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS AS PAKA FOLLOWS SHORTLY AFTER! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR AGAIN! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE SCREAMING IN PAIN- WAIT! WAIT! PAKA HE’S ALIVE! HE- HE PUTS HIS HAND ON WOOGIEMAN! THE REF COMING IN, was he even bothered to go up there in the first place? PIN BY PAKA!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Breakin’ Outta Hell” plays from the inside of the arena as the Ref slowly helps PAKA up to his feet and raises his hand in victory before quickly going to Woogieman who is knocked out on the floor. PAKA looks at him with a smirk as he slowly goes away from the situation)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here’s your winner, PAKA!!!!!!
James Peters: Thank god this match is over! Both these men have gone through hell and I don’t even know how we have a winner at this point!
Rich Russillo: This match is certainly MOTY candidate and each of these men- WHAT THE! IT’S SERENA RIOT! WHAT IS THAT IN HER HAND?!!?! HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALIVE CONSIDERING SHE JUST WENT TO WAR HERSELF EARLIER?!
James Peters: I THINK IT’S A BARBED WIRE LADDER, SHE SLAMS IT INTO THE GUT OF PAKA AS HE LEANS OVER IN PAIN! Serena moving past PAKA now as she’s GOING FOR WOOGIEMAN! SHE ATTACKS WOOGIEMAN VICIOUSLY WITH THE LADDER ON THE GROUND! AFTER ALL THEY WENT THROUGH TOO! THIS IS MURDER- WAIT WAIT! PAKA HE’S STILL UP! HE’S ATTACKING SERENA RIOT! HE TAKES THE BARBED WIRE LADDER, HE SLAMS IT RIGHT ONTO RIOT!
(The Ref quickly tends to PAKA as Serena is down in pain on the floor as flesh meets barbed wire. PAKA stands straight up and raises his hand in pain as the camera fades out and sends Voltage to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Taco Bell’s Watermelon Freeze featuring Provencal and all of his children. Get one today before they’re gone. Literally, because today is the last day.)
(Voltage returns and cuts to Bella, who is standing in the middle of the ring once again. She flashes the camera a smile as “Mob Ties” by Drake begins to play across the PA system. The crowd inside the Barclays Center immediately shoot to their feet and begin to boo as Cepheus St. Claire and Dr. Lonnie Delmonty step out from behind the guerilla curtain.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING AT THIS TIME, BEING ACCOMPANIED BY DR. LONNIE DELMONTY… PLEASE WELCOME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP, CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE!
(The boos get louder as Cepheus embraces the hate and negativity. He oozes arrogance as he walks down to the ring.)
Rich Russillo: This Brooklyn crowd is not feeling Cepheus tonight, and since day one in EAW, this guy has come in and just rubbed people the wrong way.
James Peters: Well I’m sure a lot of that has to do with his background as a criminal, but this is Voltage. It doesn’t really matter if you kidnap people and torture them with fire, or if you blow up cars during streetfights. I guess Cepheus fits in on this roster.
Rich Russillo: He’s more than proven he fits in, James. Cepheus is a rising star in this company and next weekend at Bloodsport he will get his first crack at a championship here in EAW. Showdown’s ‘New Breed Stallion’ Felix Hartley will be defending her belt against Cepheus, and after seeing Felix and Amber throw down in a Barbed Wire Bra and Panties match at Midsummer Massacre, there’s no doubt in my mind about Felix’s ability to handle herself in extreme environments.
James Peters: Cepheus is definitely going to have his hands full with Felix, who has barely stopped since arriving in EAW. Her record speaks for itself and she’s shown no signs of stopping. This woman is the real deal, and Cepheus would be a fool to overlook her or take over lightly.
Rich Russillo: So we both agree he’s going to take her lightly, don’t we?
James Peters: Without a shadow of a doubt. :wow:
(Cepheus and Lonnie have both gotten into the ring by now, and Bella has handed Cepheus a microphone. ‘Mob Ties’ has faded and Cepheus waits for the crowd to chill before he starts speaking.)
Cepheus St. Claire: Last week was a small setback, and I’ll admit that my match against Rex didn’t end the way I anticipated. I never doubted that I could get the job done, and to come up just short in the end was pretty frustrating. I know I’m better than Rex McAllister and during that match I systematically picked apart a former two-time world champion and had him constantly on the ropes. Rex barely defeated me last week, and next time we’re in the ring together it’s going to be an entirely different story. That was last week, and now we’re going to fast forward to the future. Next week, Voltage is holding its first brand-exclusive Free-Per-View of the season aptly titled Bloodsport. I’ll be stepping into the ring against Felix Hartley, and walking out of Boston as the New Breed Champion.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cepheus St. Claire: Do you think I’d be spewing this kind of confidence if I didn’t truly believe that I am going to do everything I’m saying I’m going to do? What’s in my way? If you think a 114-pound woman is going to come between me and my goal of capturing a championship here in EAW then all of you are sadly mistaken. Mark my words. I’m going to embarrass Felix Hartley and take the New Breed Championship off of her pretty little waist. When people think of the face of the new breed here in EAW, they deserve to have a face in that position that commands the room; a face that is respected. They don’t want to see Felix Hartley’s plastic face. A woman can’t be a leader. This great country has proven that time and time again. When women find themselves in positions of power, they typical crack and crumble under the weight of expectations that comes with holding such a position. I get it. Women are emotional. They don’t think with their heads. They’re easily swayed. They’re just weak all together. However when you think of someone such as myself, you think of someone who is strong, respected, and downright feared. I am who should be the actual face of the New Breed division, because I’m the man who is carrying this new generation of Elitists. That New Breed Championship is going to be my reward for carrying all the new talent, while holding my own against the current ‘stars’ of this company. Think about it. The only fitting champion is myself. Whether or not the ‘New Breed Stallion’ likes it or not, I am everything I’ve said to be. I’m the uncrowned king of the New Breed division and I fully plan on knocking that little bitch right off her stallion come Bloodsport. Her assets are no longer valuable to this company, and I plan on whipping her little ass to further prove that point.
Cepheus St. Claire: I worked my ass off to get here and get this championship opportunity. My road has had roadblock after roadblock and pothole after pothole trying to stop me from getting this opportunity that I’ve EARNED in facing Felix for the New Breed Championship. If it wasn’t Korey Gaines and El Landerson, it was Desmond Wolfe. If it wasn’t Desmond Wolfe it was Shortfuse PAKA. If not PAKA, the 24/7 Battle Royal back at Pain for Pride… I still haven’t forgotten about you, Barlow. In due time, my friend. In due time. I took TLA to his limit, Rex to this limit… I’ve shown to be SUCCESSFUL, NEARLY EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! Bloodsport is going to give me an opportunity to show the entire world what I’m really capable of because in an environment where there are no rules, and I have every single weapon available to me, Felix Hartley can only hope to survive. There’s no way she is beating me to retain that strap. Sweetheart, if you’re listening, come Bloodsport your reign as the New Breed Champion is done. You probably think you’re a badass because of what you went through at Midsummer Massacre, but nothing could be further from the truth. A glorified bra and panties match, which is exactly the type of match you and other women need to be competing in by the way, made ‘extreme’ by throwing some barbed wire into the fray doesn’t impress me whatsoever. This match against me is going to be an entirely different ballgame. I’m going to hurt you, Felix, and I will do whatever it takes to win that championship. After dethroning you, you can take your ass back to whatever gutter you climbed out of and go back to doing whatever it is you were doing before you decided to give this sport a try.
(The crowd unleashes a thunderous amount of jeers towards Cepheus. It’s not like Felix is a fan favorite, but the Brooklyn crowd certainly respects Felix’s ability inside the ring. Cepheus opens his mouth to continue speaking, but the sounds of “Chun Li” by Nicki Minaj rips through the PA system. The crowd reacts with a barrage of cheers, even though Felix herself doesn’t come out.)
Cepheus St. Claire (off-microphone to Lonnie): What the hell is this?
Dr. Lonnie Delmonty (off-microphone to Cepheus): I have no idea.
(The sound of Rich’s voice cuts in for the television viewers.)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen, that’s the music of the New Breed Stallion, but Felix Hartley is not in this building tonight.
James Peters: Wait a second, the lights just went out.
(The darkened ring side area is soon lit up by the jumbo tron, while Felix’s music continues to play. A highlight video of all 12 of Felix’s victories so far in EAW begins to play. The three small setbacks she’s had, which have been Women’s Grand Rampage, Clash of Champions, and a no contest against The Visual Prophet thanks to Amber Keys, are also seen. Felix’s video package is accompanied by shots of her doing Felix type of things; shopping, looking hawt, putting on make-up, taking selfies, drinking Starbucks, ect.)
(Once the video ends and the lights click back on, Cepheus and Lonnie are shown in the ring, talking amongst themselves. Cepheus is far from impressed by what he’s just seen.)
Cepheus St. Claire: So I’m really supposed to be impressed by a string of victories over a bunch of women?
(All of a sudden glass and thumbtacks start raining from the ceiling, directly above the ring, covering Cepheus and Lonnie!)
Rich Russillo: OH FUCK! HOW IN THE HELL?!
James Peters: I DON’T EVEN KNOW! THE UNEXPECTED SHOWER CATCHES CEPH AND LONNIE OFF GUARD! DR. DELMONTY TAKES OFF TOWARDS THE ROPES TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE RING BUT HE TRIPS OVER HIS OWN FEET AND SLAMS INTO CEPHEUS! BOTH MEN JUST FELL INTO A PILE OF BROKEN GLASS SHARDS AND THUMBTACKS, AND CEPHEUS IS REAL QUICK TO DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: BUT POOR DR. DELMONTY! HE SEEMS IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW! CEPHEUS REACHES INTO THE RING AND YANKS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AND THE NEW BREED CHALLENGER LOOKS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW!
(The sound of a woman giggling comes across the PA system, and Cepheus and Lonnie frantically look around because they know that laugh belongs to Felix Hartley.)
Felix Hartley Voiceover: I’ll see you losers at Bloodsport! Thumbtacks and Glass, oh my!
(“Chun Li” by Nicki Minaj begins to play once again, while the tron clicks on. The audience is treated to Felix’s latest photoshoot, one that was taken immediately after her Midsummer Massacre match against Amber. She’s posing in her destroyed lingerie, covered in her own blood as well as that of Amber, war wounds on full display. There’s one thing that can’t be missed about the photos though, and that’s how proudly Felix is holding her championship and the look of confidence across her beautifully battered face.)
(Voltage fades into a promotional ad for the Dynasty exclusive event, Operation: Doomsday.)
(A promotional ad for the Dynasty exclusive event, Operation: Doomsday, airs. Impact defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Lethal Consequences, Kassidy Heart defends the Universal Women’s Championship against Serena Benett, and Jack Reipley defends the National Elite Championship against Jake Smith. All that and more as Operation Doomsday comes to you live on August 17th, 2019 from the XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut!)
(Voltage fades back in and once again, we see a happy Bella excited to announce the next match of the night!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Flying On My Own’ by Celine Dion blasts through the speaker as the crowd responds with an explosive pop. Kristen Myers emerges from the back and makes her appearance on the stage. She scans the crowd before making her way down to the ring )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Aurora, Colorado, weighing in at 95 pounds…… KRRRRISSSTENNNN MYYYYERRRSSS.
(The camera cuts to the broadcast table where the Interwire Champion, Terry Chambers, and Amura from Bora Bora are set. They will be doing commentary for this match!)
Terry Chambers: I must admit, I’ve seen a couple of clips of Kristen Myers in the ring and I am a bit impressed. I have high hopes for her, but you really don’t need to have any hope or confidence when you step into the ring with Korey Gaines because no matter how much effort he dedicates, he loses.
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, weighing in at 170 pounds…. KORRRREYYY GAIIIIINNNNESSSS
Amura: Why you gotta be such a downer at times Terry, the only loser in this building is you that is a fact. Ever since Gaines first stepped into an EAW ring, he has torn roofs down and left audiences in awe. What have you done? The only thing you’ve done is shown the EAW Universe what it feels like to watch a disgusting pig wrestle inside the ring.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Terry Chambers: Kristen Myers and Korey Gaines possess the same style and it will be interesting seeing them clash in a no disqualification environment like this. Both now circling the ring, Gaines trying to signal a collar-and-elbow tie up, but we all know that is not going to happen.
Amura: Myers methodically moving quickly on her feet as she attempts to detect a weak spot in Gaines. But, Gaines continues to be keen on the situation, slapping Myers’ wrists away as they both meet in the middle of the ring.
Terry Chambers: Myers dodges Gaines, comes off the ropes and jumps up onto Gaines! HURRICANRANA!!!! NO!!! Gaines holds onto Myers, lifting and hoisting her up! Myers jumps over his shoulders, lands on her feet and turns around! MYERS JUMPS ONTO GAINES SHOULDERS AND FLIPS OFF IT, LANDING ON HER FEET AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK!!!! What a move as Gaines is down!
Amura: Gaines immediately getting up to his feet as Myers rebounds off the ropes! MYERS JUMPS ONTO HIM AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE CORNER WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS!!! Myers quickly kips-up to his feet, grabs Gaines arm and irish whips him into the corner. Gaines turns it around as Myers goes running into the corner. Gaines resting in the corner turnbuckles as MYERS CARTWHEELS AND SHOOTS FROM THE CANVAS!!! CARTWHEEL SPLASH!!! NO!! GAINES CATCHES HER AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER WAIST!! THE POWER!!
Terry Chambers: Bitch please, I can go in there and carry Myers with my pinkie. Gaines carries Myers into the center of the ring and lifts her up! GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO!! MYERS FLIPS RIGHT ONTO HER FEET AND DRILLS THE BACK OF GAINES’ NECK WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!
Amura: Gaines kicks out! Myers now grabbing him in the corner, pulling his arm forward and whipping him into the corner! MYERS STEPS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, FLIPS BACKWARDS AS GAINES DUCKS HER!!! Myers lands on her feet, looking for Gaines AS HE SOARS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! GAINES FLIPS BACKWARDS, LANDS AND GRABS MYERS’ HEAD!!! AND PLANTS HER WITH AN INVERTED DDT!! COVER!!!
Terry Chambers: Myers gets her shoulder up! Gaines now picks Myers up and leans her into the corner. Gaines whips her into the corner! GAINES FOLLOWS UP AND SQUASHES MYERS INTO THE CORNER WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH. Myers dazed as Gaines tosses her into the center of the ring!
Amura: Gaines sizing Myers up! SUPERKICK!!! MYERS ROLLS DOWN AND DODGES IT!!! Gaines misses the superkick as MYERS SPINS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SUUUPPPEERRRKICKKK!!! GAINES CATCHES MYERS WITH A SUPERKICK AS SHE WAS GOING FOR A SPINNING MANEUVER OFF THE TOP ROPE!! COVER!!
Terry Chambers: KICK OUT!! Frustration beginning to set in for Gaines as he picks Myers up and places her on the top turnbuckle. Myers still rocked from that superkick as Gaines joins her at the top! Gaines jumps onto the ropes beside Myers, GRABS AND FLIPS BACKWARDS!! SUUPPPPER SPANNISHHH FLY!!!!
Amura: NO!!! GAINES GOES CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AS MYERS HELD ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!! MYERS EMERGING UP TO HER FEET ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS GAINES IS IN THE LANDING ZONE!! SHOOOOOTING STARRR PRESS!!!
Terry Chambers: GAINES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS MYERS LANDS ON HER FEET!!! Myers turns around.. SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF MYERS AS GAINES FOLLOWS UP WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!!
Amura: MYERS STUNNED AS GAINES JUMPS ONTO HER HEAD!! INVERTED HURRICANRANA!!! NO!!! MYERS FLIPS BACKWARDS, REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS ONTO GAINES HEAD!!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A SATELLITE DDT!! COVER!!
Terry Chambers: KICK OUT! Myers cannot believe it as Gaines silently rolls out of the ring. Myers with pure astonishment in her eyes as she refocuses herself onto Gaines. Gaines recuperates on the apron as Myers reaches over to him. Myers shoulder thrusts Gaines, but he dodges her and connects with a superkick! I have to say, I like the fact these two have opted to have a real wrestling match when this show was presented as a Bloodsport preview. Fuckboy and Kristen Myers both want to try and outdo one another here tonight it seems.
Amura: Myers is hung on the ropes as GAINES JUMPS ONTO HER!! ROPE HUNG TILT-A-WHIRL DDT ONTO THE APRON!! JESUS!!!! MYERS’ SKULL WENT BOUNCING OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!!!! GAINES NOW QUICKLY GETS INTO THE RING AND RUNS THE ROPES!!! SHE SOARS!!! SUIIIICIDDDE DIVVVE!!!!!!
Terry Chambers: Gaines maintaining the pace as he rolls Myers into the ring! HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP AS HE LOOKS TO END THE MATCH!!! 450 SPLASH!!!! NO!!!! MYERS LIFTS HER KNEES UP AS GAINES GOES RIBS FIRST ONTO THEM!!! MYERS GRABS AND CRADLES HIM!!
Amura: GAINES POWERS OUT!! Myers used all her energy into that pin and it wasn’t enough to get her the sweet victory. Myers thinking of what else to do ass he slides out of the ring while Gaines recovers. Myers pulling up the apron sheets as she brings out what looks to be a table! The crowd approving of Myers’ selection of weaponry while she slides the table into the ring. I guess this is no longer a pure wrestling match, Diabeterry!
Terry Chambers: :skip: Myers leans the table onto the corner turnbuckles as she turns over to Gaines. GAINES LIFTS HER UP!!! OH NO!!!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE TABLE!!!!! GAINES WITH A DEVASTATING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE CORNER TABLE, CRUSHING KRISTEN MYERS!!
Amura: Myers tangled in the debris, unconscious as Gaines crawls out of the corner. Myers appearing to be lifeless as Gaines grabs her feet and drags her into the center of the ring! Gaines now pointing his fingers towards the corner of the ring, signalling for the finish of this match as he begins to ascend the turnbuckles!
Terry Chambers: Gaines makes his journey to the top with his behind pointing in the direction of Myers. Gaines looking for the Imploding 450 Splash, but Myers somehow grabbing his feet and keeping it planted on the turnbuckles! Gaines kicks Myers with his free foot!
Amura: Gaines misses it as Myers grabs his head, traps it under the turnbuckle and SUPERKICKS IT!!!! Gaines stunned on the top as Myers steps onto the apron. Myers climbing the turnbuckles, joining Gaines at the top as she grabs his head! AND FLIPS BACKWARDS!!! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SHIRANUI OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MY GOD!!!
Terry Chambers: However, Myers is too exhausted to crawl over to cover! Gaines slowly rolling out of the ring as Myers gingerly gets up to her feet. Myers leaning on the ropes, impatiently waiting for Gaines to rise up to his feet. MYERS NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! SHE JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPES AND SPINS!!! CORKSCREW CROSSBODY!!!!
Amura: GAINES TOSSES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF MYERS AS SHE WAS IN MOTION!! GAINES DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES AS HE IMMEDIATELY PEEKS UNDER THE APRON AND PULLS OUT ANOTHER TABLE!!! Myers holding her face in pain and that steel chair toss interception might have given her a facelift!
Terry Chambers: Gaines positioning the table at ringside as he picks Myers up in ease and places her on the table. Gaines now inserting himself back into the ring as he stands behind the ropes, overlooking Myers AS HE JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPES!!! AND SPRINGBOARDS!!! 450 SPLASSSH!!!!
Amura: NO!!! MYERS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND GAINES GOES PLUMMETING INTO A TABLE!!! Myers quickly grabs Gaines and sends him into the squared circle. MYERS CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON AND BEGINS TO ASCEND THE TURNBUCKLES!!! 630!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! MYERS HOOKS HIS LEG!!
Terry Chambers: GAINES POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!!!! Gaines is still in this but how much longer can he last in the ring with Myers. Myers appearing to be frustrated, concerned as she lifts Gaines up and places him on the top turnbuckle. Myers gets out of the ring and brings out steel chairs from under the ring.
Amura: Myers has thrown about ten chairs into the ring, all bundled up in a pile as Gaines is still dazed on the top turnbuckle. Myers now climbing back onto the apron, gripping the ropes as SHE JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!! AND GRABS GAINES HEAD!!! HURRICANRANA!!!! NO!!! GAINES HOLDS ONTO HER!!! AND LIFTS HER UP!!!! AND JUMPS OFF THE TOP!!!
Terry Chambers: SIT-OUT POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIR!! GAINES WITH AN ANNIHILATING POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE AND MYERS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! COVER!!
Amura: MYERS GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!!! MYERS KICKS OUT AND CONTINUES TO STAY ALIVE IN THIS MATCH AS GAINES IS IN DISBELIEF!!! GAINES WITH AN ANGRY LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP!! TERRY?
(While Gaines is positioned, Terry jumps onto the apron and yells at him. Gaines jumps off the top and makes his way over to the ropes. He jaws back and forth Terry, as the Interwire Champion taunts him. Gaines takes a swipe at Terry but he misses!)
Amura: TERRY DISTRACTED GAINES FROM WHAT HE WAS DOING AS HE TURNS AROUND!!! MYERS ROLLS GAINES UP!! NO!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Flying On My Own’ by Celine DIon blares throughout the arena as Kristen Myers quickly slides out of the ring. She is joined by the referee, who raises her hand while Korey Gaines looks in disappointment. Rich Russillo and James Peters return from the Spanish announce table as Amura steps away from the table.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. KRRRRISSSTENNNN MYYYYERRRS!!!
Rich Russillo: What a contest between these two Voltage elitists and it ended in Korey Gaines losing via distraction from Terry Chambers. Kristen Myers with a surprise victo-
James Peters: GAINES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO TERRY CHAMBERS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! GAINES UNLOADING FISTS ONTO CHAMBERS OUT OF FRUSTRATION!!! CHAMBERS STARTING TO FIGHT BACK BUT GAINES IS RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW! HE IS PISSED HE JUST LOST THAT MATCH TO KRISTEN MYERS!
Rich Russillo: Chambers has gotten himself in a bad situation as security file out of the backstage to prevent any more of this happening. The crowd chanting to let them fight, but security continue to grab Chambers and Gaines and pull them away.
James Peters: Security personnel has successfully separated them from each other as the crowd boos them. They are escorting Chambers to the ramp end while they keep Gaines near our announcer’s desk.
Rich Russillo: BUT GAINES ESCAPES THEIR CONTROL AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!! HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND SOARS ONTO CHAMBERS!!! GAINES DIVES ONTO SECURITY AND CHAMBERS AS THE CROWD GOES WILD! TERRY IS FIGHTING BACK AND HE IS ABSOLUTELY PUMMELING KOREY GAINES RIGHT NOW! AMURA FROM BORA BORA WANTS NO PART OF THIS FIGHT THIS TIME!
James Peters: More security are coming down the ramp and are helping mitigating this situation as both men can’t keep their hands off each other. Security successfully isolating them from each other as they bring both men into the back.
(There’s a final shot of Terry and Korey being escorted from the ring as Voltage fades to commercial.)
(Commercial break for Red Bull featuring Korey Gaines and Amura from Bora Bora.)
(When Voltage returns, EAW Specialists Champion, Andrea Valentine, is standing by. She’s been patched up from her match earlier, but still wears her gear. She also has the Specialists Championship draped across her shoulder. She looks fierce and determined.)
Andrea Valentine: With Veena’s fuckery coming to the forefront, and shocking absolutely nobody, and Raven, Camille, and myself doing what we felt was the right thing to do, I’m ready to turn my attention to Bloodsport and give little Miss Katheryn Wicked my full attention. Last week, Katheryn stepped up to the plate by attacking me from behind like a coward, which honestly is par for the course around here it seems. But she made her statement and since she’s the type of person who claims to want to see the whole world burn, I’m going to give her an opportunity to burn me to the ground since she’s so obsessed with the idea of hurting me.
(Andrea lets out a quiet, confidant laugh.)
Andrea Valentine: Last season I experienced a lot of firsts. My first championship, my first deathmatch, my first barbed wire steel cage match… it was a lot. However, I’ve never been one to shy away from challenges or hold back or anything like that, so I’ve done some thinking. You really wanna play with fire, Katheryn? Be careful what you wish for because I’m far from the blonde Barbie princess you seem to think I am. I have absolutely no problem fighting fire with fire so at Bloodsport, our match is going to be a Flaming Weapons match. So whatever you grab, be prepared to set it on fire and come swinging, and you best not miss because I’m going to make sure I leave my mark on you. I’m in the midst of the best run of my career and I’m not about to stop now. I can’t wait to beat you next weekend at Bloodsport and continue my reign as one of the most dominant Specialists Champions in EAW history.
(Andrea flashes the camera a smile and pats her championship, and the scene fades to ringside.)
(Bella is standing by.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE FOLLOWING SCHEDULE IS A NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Headache” by Dark Lotus blasts the arena as Paul Joshua makes his way down the ring, with no sign of Jack Diddy at his side. The fans boo him viciously and Paul simply smirks and shakes his head as he readies to do battle.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!!….FROM COLUMBUS, OHIO!!!…WEIGHING IN AT 247 POUNDS!!!! HE IS THE BIG PAULIE!! PAAAAAAULLLLL JOSSSHHHUUUAAAA!!!
Rich Russillo: And here is a man who I’m sure nobody in EAW wishes to face, especially with his recent tendencies of, erm, kidnapping moms. While his mind is certainly off the charts, there’s no doubt that this monster of a man is a force to be reckoned with in-ring!
James Peters: You’re right Rich! And look at that, no Jack Diddy at his side, looks like Big Paulie wants to prove he doesn’t need anyone by his side to defeat a woman!
(“Sweet but Psycho” by Ava Max begins to play as the arena goes dark, and Katheryn Wicked begins to crawl down the ramp with a half-sexy, half-crazed look on her face. She is clutching her teddy bear wrapped in barbed wire in her hands! The crowd is a mixed reaction, no doubt she’s gaining fans.)
Bella Braxton: ..AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT! SHE IS THE WICKED PRINCESS….KATHERYN WIIIIIIIIIICKKKKEEDDD!!!!!!
James Peters: Katheryn Wicked is a future star I tell you, and while she has her outbursts of craziness, there is no doubt that under all that emotion lies an extremely technically sound wrestler!
Rich: Yeah….I don’t feel that teddy wrapped in barbed wire, ya feel me?
James Peters: :mjpls:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Peter James: Both competitors sizing each other up, but there is no doubt that Paul has the size and weight advantage. Katheryn looks like a child in need of her parents in front of this behemoth! Katheryn still circling Paul with a crazed look in her eyes! What is she thinking?!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know but looks like Paul doesn’t want to wait and see, A BIG BOOT ATTEMPT FROM PAUL, NO!! KATEHRYN ROLLS UNDER IT AND A KICK TO THE CALVES OF PAUL JOSHUA!
James Peters: Joshua looks more annoyed than hurt, and it seems Katheryn is mocking him! Katheryn with an attempt at a clothesline but no! Paul Joshua catches Katheryn’s arms and is simply smiling! This is almost too easy for Paul Joshua!
Rich Russillo: Well, he better stop smiling soo—LOW BLOW!! A KICK RIGHT IN THE NETHER REGIONS OF PAUL BY KATHEYRN!! What a turn of events, looks like Big Paul is no longer smiling. And it’s allowed, since this is a no-DQ matchup!
James Peters: Well, looks like this match just got a lot more interesting! Paul still clutching on the floor and is in clear pain, wait, where is Katheryn going? She’s going out of the ring! She’s looking for something under the ring, oh can it be?? A CHAIR! KATHERYN WICKED JUST PROCURED A STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Welp, I guess we all know what she’s gonna do with it! Katheryn now back in the ring with the chair, there’s a devious smile on her face as she is measuring up the still-stunned Joshua. BAM! OH GOD, A SKULL-SHATTERING HIT ON PAUL’S DOME! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE!!
James Peters: Talk about DJ Khaled Rich! But seriously, Katheryn just pulverized Paul’s head into bits, if he wasn’t already delusional enough, I feel he is about to be! AND A PIN ATTEMPT BY WICKED!!
Rich Russillo: A kickout!! How? I can’t believe Paul Joshua just kicked out of that assault, but something tells me it was pure instinct. Katheryn now taking aim for Paul’s legs! CLANK!! OUCH! TALK ABOUT NO REST! KATHEYRN WICKED IS GOING HAM!
James Peters: Katheryn still smacking away at Paul’s leg and I think he’s genuinely in deep trouble. Paul Joshua is a big man, and Katheryn is putting away the one advantage Paul had going into this match, his feet! Paul seems to be taking it like a champ though, 15 hits and still counting!!
Rich Russillo: Looks like Katheryn is done with the legs! She tosses the chair away and takes a good look at her handiwork, Paul Joshua still howling in pain! Katheryn wicked mounts on top of Joshua, she’s firing on all cylinders as she pummels his face! LOOKS AT HER GO! I THINK I SEE BLOOD! KATHERYN’S STRIKES HER BUSTED PAUL WIDE OPEN!
James Peters: I know Katheryn loves to take out her frustrations on her opponents, but who would’ve thought it would be the mighty Paul Joshua who would taste her wrath? LOOK OUT, KATHERYN JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE BY A BLOODY-FACED PAUL! PAUL GETTING UP WHILE HOLDING ONTO WICKED, PAUL ON HIS FEET!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! HE’S GOT WICKED IN POWERBOMB POSITION….AND HE DOES IT, HE NAILS WICKED WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB! HE DOESN’T LET GO! HE LIFTS HER UP FOR ANOTHER, BUT KATHERYN REVERSES IT, WHAT THE HELL!?
Rich Russillo: KATHEYRN WITH A MIDAIR SNAPMARE ON BIG PAULIE!! She’s back on his feet and Paul looks like he’s both stunned and confused as to how Katheryn just got back up from his powerbomb, well he better stop pondering because here comes Katheryn! A jumping punch right on Paul’s face! She runs back, and goes for another punch, TOO LATE! Paul catches her by the arm and is going for a clothesline, Katheryn ducks, BIG PAUL TURNS FOR A BIG BOOT!, Katheryn catches the boot, how in the world! She keeps holding on to it, looks like Joshua is worried, he might lose his balance! WAIT JOSHUA WITH A JUMPING KICK WITH THE FREE LEG! HE JUST KNOCKED KATHERYN OFF HER FEET WITH A DEVASTATING KICK! PIN!!
James Peters: A KICKOUT!! BUT HOW?! Katheryn Wicked still holding on to dear life this match as she survives a deadly assault from the Big One! Paul looks frustrated as he’s arguing with the referee! He looks back down at Katheryn, and a smile on his face!! I hope Wicked can hold on because big Paul is about to turn up the heat it seems. He’s signaling for the top turnbuckle!! Paul now with a grin as he climbs the corner, he’s perched up on top like a giant gorilla, and Katheryn is about to become a splattered pancake! PAUL JOSHUA WITH A TOP-ROPE MOONSAULT!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOBODY HOME!!!!! KATHERYN WITH THE LAST MINUTE ROLL OFF THE MAT AS PAUL CRASHES FACE-FIRST ONTO THE MAT! I think that cut on his face just grew three sizes larger! Katheryn now wasting no time in taking up the steel chair again. Oh no, she’s placing it under Paul’s head. AND NOW WICKED IS ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE IS SMIRKING AS SHE LOOKS AT PAUL LIE MOTIONLESS, STILL UNAWARE OF THE COLD-HARD STEEL HE’S KISSING! A DIVING CROSS BODY ON PAUL!! WAIT!!! PAUL SUDDENLY GOT BACK UP!! A JUMPING BIG BOOT TO KATHERYN MID AIR!! SHE FLIES OUT OF THE RING!! WHAT THE HELL!? PAUL JUST SENT KATHERYN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND WICKED LOOKS OUT COLD!
James Peters: Well, the fans in the arena can’t believe it! I think Katheryn hit the barricade on her way out the ring. Uh oh, Paul now looking intently at Katheryn’s broken body as he’s preparing for something devious of his own! Is he running?! No way!! A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AT KATHERYN!! IT HITS!! THE BARRICADE HAS JUST SNAPPED IN HALF AS JOSHUA DRIVES KATHERYN THROUGH IT INTO THE CROWD!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Rich Russillo: “too many rules” those were Katheryn words this week, but looks like when the rules are out the window, she bit off more than she could chew with Big Paulie!! ….Wait a minute!! IS…SHE….LAUGHING?! KATHERYN WICKED IS ALL SMILES BUT HOW?! Paulie is still recovering from the suicide dive, a man his size is clearly NOT supposed to do that, but Katheryn already back up!! She picks up a chair from…AND SMACKS IT RIGHT ON PAUL’S HEAD!! Wait, she’s placing it exactly under his head like she did in the ring, she better watch out and make sure it doesn’t backfire on her like last time!! KATHERYN IS STANDING ON TOP OF A BARRICADE NOW, AND A STOMP..OH GOD! I THINK I HEAD SOMETHING CRACK!! KATHERYN JUST STOMPED ON PAUL’S HEAD AND HE’S TWITCHING LIKE A SLAUGHTERED PIG!! LOOK AT THAT BLOOD!
James Peters; Jesus! Paul’s face a crimson mask! Katheryn bends down as…SHE’S LICKING HIS FACE!! SHE’S USING HIS CRIMSON MASK TO PAINT HER OWN FACE….THAT’S JUST..SICK!!
Rich Russillo: Well, I don’t know James, on any other day I wouldn’t mind a lick from Katheryn, but I doubt Paul is exactly in a comfortable position tonight. Both competitors with bloody faces, yet only ONE of them is truly busted open! Katheryn trying to pick up Joshua to take him back into the ring, NO WAIT! SHE SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE TABLE, MOVE OVER JAMES!!
(James and Rich scurry behind the barricade with mics as Katheryn clears the table.)
Rich Russillo: There’s no way, absolutely no way Katheryn will have the energy to pull this off! Paul is a 6’4 beast of a man, Katheryn is way out of her mind!
James Peters: I don’t think it’s Katheryn…..this is…this is a DEMON! And from the looks of it, the demon’s had enough!!
Rich Russillo: I can’t believe my eyes! Katheryn is doing it!! SHE’S GOT PAUL IN POWERBOMB POSITION!! NO!! PAUL JOSHUA FLIPS HER UP!! KATHERYN LANDS WITH A VICIOUS THUD ON THE TABLE BUT IT DOESN’T BREAK!! Katheryn seems to have lucked out! Big Paul doesn’t know where he is, but he has brought himself some time!! No, Katheryn back on her feet, the demon about to retaliate!! MISSILE DROPKICK ON PAUL!!!
James Peters: Paul Joshua is dazed! LOOK OUT! A SPINNING HEEL KICK BY KATHERYN AND PAUL LANDS ON THE TABLE!! PAUL IS EXACTLY WHERE KATHERYN WANTS HIM AND THINGS DON’T LOOK GOOD!! Katheryn running back into the ring and climbing the top rope!! She is smiling ear to ear, this is not the same Katheryn we saw last week!! KATHERYN TAKES FLIGHT!! A FROGSPLASH!! FROGSPLASH ON PAUL JOSHUA! BOTH COMPETITOR’S THROUGH THE TABLE!!
Rich Russillo: The fans on their feet and I can’t blame them, this match has been nothing but what Bloodsport continues to promise! If this is a preview, I seriously fear for the health and safety of the wrestlers in this FPV!
James Peters: Katheryn Wicked now picking up a barely-conscious Paul and….putting Paul in her submission, THE BLACK WIDOW!! SHE HAS THE MOVE LOCKED IN! PAUL IS IN PAIN, HE’S TAPPING!!! HE’S TAPPING!!!!
Rich Russillo: It has to be in the ring James! Paul’s tapping may be a lost cause because the referee can’t end the match! But it looks like Katheryn doesn’t WANT this to end, she’s doing this to simply rub salt in the wound! I don’t know how I feel about this, I mean, Paul is clearly out!! HIS ARMS FALL ON THE GROUND, HE CAN’T GO ANYMORE!! Paul on his knees!
James Peters: Katheryn now lets go of Paul, she smiles as the now Paul who’s barely uttering a word is trying to get back to his feet! SHINING WIZARD!! A DEVASTATING SHINING WIZARD BY KATHERYN AS PAUL JOSHUA HAS JUST BEEN KNOCKED OUT COLD! WAIT, KATHERYN GETS BACK ON TOP OF JOSHUA AND….SHE’S PUMMELLING HIS FACE WITH THE BARBED WIRE TEDDY!! OH GOD, THIS IS HARD TO WATCH!! PAUL’s knocked out and is bleeding buckets!
(A few backstage crew members begin walking down the ramp with stretchers, along with Paul’s friend Jack Diddy)
Rich Russillo: Katheryn just got more irate at the sight of these men!! SHE DOESN’T LIKE INSTITUTIONS, AND CERTAINLY NOT OFFICIALS, SHE’S RUNNING AT THEM!! Oh god, she’s laying them out! SPINNING HEEL KICK! THE OFFICIALS ARE OUT! SHE GRABS THE STRETCHER AND RAMS IT INTO JACK DIDDY!! JACK LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR! THE LAST PARAMEDIC, TRIES TO….IS THAT…A TASER!! HE’S GONNA USE THE TASER- NO! Katheryn Wicked grabs it out of his hand and KICKS HIM IN THE CROWN JEWELS!! THE PARAMEDIC MIGHT BE IN MORE NEED OF THAT STRETCHER THAN PAUL!
James Peters: Katheryn looks at the taser with amusement as she aims it at big Paulie’s privates! No not the dick! He’s already been kicked once before—-OUCH!! OH GOD, KATHERYN JUST PUT AT END TO PAUL JOSHUA’S REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN! MOTHER OF GOD!!!
Rich Russillo: Well, speaking of mothers, I think Paul won’t be kidnapping anymore now! This is sick, the poor bastard’s down, Katheryn should just finish it!
James Peters: Well, looks like Wicked heard ya, she’s rolling Paul back into the ring, LOOK AT THAT, WHAT POWER, SHE LITERALLY PICKED HIM UP OVER HER SHOULDERS! Paul back in the ring, and so is Katheryn. She lifts him back on his knees…..is she…A KISS! A KISS TO BIG PAUL—NO, SHE’s SHE JUST BIT A PART OFF HIS LIPS!! THIS WOMAN IS INSANE!! STUNNER!!! STUNNER OUTTA NOWHERE BY KATHERYN, THAT’S GAME OVER!! TALK ABOUT OVERKILL!! A PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Sweet but Psycho” by Ava Max begins as Katheryn Wicked has her arm raised by the referee. She exits the ring, not before hitting her foot on Joshua’s face, the crowd cheer loudly.)
Bella Braxton: AAAAND HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE PSYCHOTIC KITTY!!!! KATHERYN WIIIICKEEDDD!!!!
James Peters: What a good fucking match! Katheryn had a spell of bad days in the past, but I would like to think this new side of her is going to redeem her failures. A win over Paul Joshua is no laughing matter as he’s as strong as they come. If this is a taste for what’s to come at Bloodsport, count me in! Katheryn just cemented herself as a woman not to be messed with! Dear God, what the fuck is she going to do when she gets a flaming weapon in her hand?!
Rich Russillo: No doubt about it James! Paul Joshua shouldn’t have underestimated his competitor based on size alone, and while Big Paul certainly had his moments, I feel like the “demon” completely derailed his plans tonight, if not his career! Paul’s been taken to the limits, and while he has shown resilience, he failed to win. Makes you wonder if he will be a 100% for his match at Bloodport for a chance at great opportunity. But hey, it’s Paul, so who knows, anything is possible!
(As Katheryn celebrates her win, the camera cuts backstage. Andrea is seen watching everyone on a monitor. The expression on her face is unreadable but there’s no doubt that come Bloodsport, the Specialists Championship match between Andrea Valentine and Katheryn Wicked is going to be on that can’t be missed.)
(Voltage fades to commercial break break.)
(Commercial break for peanut butter.)
(Bella is ready for the next match of the night as Voltage returns to the ring area.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Alive” by P.O.D. plays to loud cheers as Rex McAllister comes out with a beaming smile on the stage. He takes a moment to look around at the crowd before making his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Sea Isle New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds…REX…MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex is coming in full force tonight, but when is he never?
James Peters: My guess is he wants all the momentum going into Bloodsport too and none less and I’m pretty sure he’s going to get that if he wins this match tonight.
(Rex enters the ring and jumps to the top raising his arms in the air as “Alive” fades out. “What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There” by Attack, Attack! plays as Jalyn Garcia comes to the stage. He has a smile on his face mixed with confidence as he makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his partner, from Sacramento California, weighing in at 150 pounds…THE WILDHEART, JALYN…GARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I bet Jalyn is still feeling that loss last week to his opponent THIS week.
James Peters: If not the loss how he lost. I’m sure Jalyn wants to get his revenge on the Doctor tonight in this tag match and would want nothing better than to turn the tables on her tonight.
(Jalyn enters the ring and high fives Rex McAllister before going to the top rope. His face yet again confident as he stands there. “Natural” by Imagine Dragons then plays as Terry Chambers comes out to a standing ovation. He holds the Interwire Championship high as he makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents, first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 287 pounds…THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE, TERRY…CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Terry I would say hasn’t had the best time during his Interwire Championship reign, loss after loss and I’m sure that’s caught up to him in the past weeks.
James Peters: But I think Terry is reassuring us that he’ll make up for it when he faces Korey Gaines at Bloodsport!
Rich Russillo: Or will he…
James Peters: :mjgrin:
(Terry enters the ring and raises the Interwire Championship up again to the crowd’s cheers as “Natural” fades off. “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi plays to a mixed reaction consisting majority of cheers as Dr. Bethany Blue comes out to the stage. She seems to be holding another doctor’s jacket as she straightens out her own and makes her way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his partner, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 128 pounds…DOCTOR, BETHANY…BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): Thank you…
Rich Russillo: Surely opposite Jalyn Garcia in this match Dr. Bethany Blue is feeling great about what happened last week.
James Peters: I mean yeah I guess. She gave Jalyn Garcia that so called physical and I think she has that opportunity to do it again tonight.
Rich Russillo: If only I was Jalyn Garcia…
James Peters: …
(Dr. Bethany Blue enters the ring and quickly holds out the doctor’s jacket to Terry Chambers. Terry looks around as the crowd cheers and gives a shrug as he struggles, but puts it on to more cheers from the crowd as “Bad Medicine” fades out and the bell rings)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: This match is underway as Dr. Bethany Blue and Rex McAllister start this match off-
Jalyn Garcia (Off-Mic): I got this…
James Peters: Rex with a smile tags in Jalyn as Jalyn enters the ring and is quickly starting to circle the ring the Doctor mirroring him. They lock- NO JALYN SLAPS DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE FACE BEFORE THEY LOCK UP.
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE QUICKLY THROWING JALYN INTO THE CORNER, TAG TO TERRY! She holds Jalyn in the corner, TERRY CLOCKS JALYN FROM THE APRON! Jalyn falls right out of the corner and crawls to his corner but Terry already as him as he grabs him from the back. BACK SUPLEX! Jalyn is stunned as he’s knocked into a sitting position, SENTON CRUSHING GARCIA! Terry hooking the leg!
James Peters: QUICK KICK OUT BY JALYN GARCIA! Terry not wasting any time dragging Jalyn back to his corner. TAG TO THE DOCTOR! Dr. Bethany Blue is up to the second rope, KNEE DROP- NO JALYN MOVING OUT OF THE WAY! QUICK TAG TO REX MCALLISTER! Rex entering the ring as he looks at Dr. Bethany Blue as, is she writing something down on a notepad?
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): Possible patient… might need, examination.
Rex McAllister (Off-Mic): No no no, definitely not!
Rich Russillo: REX RUNNING AT DR. BETHANY BLUE, JUMPING KNEE KNOCKING HER DOWN!
James Peters: Where did she even get the notepad?
Rich Russillo: I don’t know. Jalyn clapping as Rex brings her up, Irish whip to the ropes. Rex sliding under Dr. Bethany Blue, DROPKICK BRINGING HER DOWN! He brings her up again, IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER! Rex taking a run, DR. BETHANY BLUE ELBOWING REX IN THE FACE! Rex moving back as Dr. Bethany Blue runs at Rex, EUROPEAN FOREARM! ANOTHER ONE- WAIT REX QUICKLY GOES FOR A FOREARM STOPPING HER!
James Peters: REX RUNNING AT DR. BETHANY BLUE- LARIAT- NO REX DUCKS UNDER BOTH FALLING INTO OPPOSITE CORNERS! BUT WAIT! TERRY TAGGING HIMSELF IN! JALYN DOING THE SAME! Now both competitors finally staring each other down. Terry and Jalyn locking up, Terry bringing Jalyn into a waist lock- JALYN QUICKLY GOING FOR A BACK ELBOW STUNNING TERRY! Terry moving back, BUT WAIT TERRY QUICKLY GRABBING HIM AGAIN, BACK SUPLEX- JALYN DROPPING HIS WEIGHT. SNAPMARE! JALYN STEPPING BACK, KICK TO THE BACK OF A SITTING TERRY CHAMBERS!
Rich Russillo: Terry is still up but he’s dizzy as he stirs up to his feet, SATELLITE DDT BY JALYN GARCIA! Terry quickly rolling out of the ring as he collapses to the floor. I think Jalyn is taking a run at it, SUICIDE DIVE TO TERRY CHAMBERS- WHAT! TERRY GRABS JALYN BEFORE IMPACT! NO, TERRY SLAMMING JALYN RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST KNOCKING HIM DOWN! Jalyn rolling down the steel steps and back to the floor as I think Terry is looking to take that no disqualification option into play. TERRY THROWING THE STEEL STEPS RIGHT ONTO JALYN I THINK KNOCKING HIM OUT!
James Peters: Terry rolling into the ring, TAG TO DR. BETHANY BLUE! She’s quickly up to the top rope as Jalyn is still buried under the steel steps! KNEE DROP TO THE STEEL STEPS BY THE DOCTOR CRUSHING GARCIA EVEN MORE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE IN PAIN AS DR. BETHANY BLUE TOOK DAMAGE TOO HURTING HER KNEE! Wait wait what is Terry doing he’s jumping off the apron! He’s throwing the steel steps off of Jalyn Garcia-
Rich Russillo: ITS KOREY GAINES! HES JUMPED OUT OF THE CROWD AND ATTACKING TERRY CHAMBERS! THE REF CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT’S NO DISQUALIFICATION! Terry trying to retreat as he leans against the barricade- GAINES WITH A CLOTHESLINE BRINGING BOTH OF THEM OVER THE BARRICADE! THE FIGHT CONTINUES IN THE CROWD BUT WE HAVE TO CUT BACK TO THE TAG MATCH AT THE MOMENT!
James Peters: The Doctor is shocked as she’s in a 2v1 situation at the moment, she’s quickly going under the ring I think she’s looking for a weapon. WHAT?!?!? IS THAT THAT STUPID HAMMER THAT DOCTORS USE?!?! Jalyn finally up to his feet. BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE QUICKLY GOING AFTER HIM BASHING THAT HAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS SKULL! JALYN IS HELPLESS- REX! REX IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AS HE DROPKICKS DR. BETHANY BLUE ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: HE COULDN’T BEAR WATCHING FROM THE SIDELINES AND NOW HE’S ATTACKING! REX THROWING HER INTO THE RING AS JALYN IS CRAWLING TO HIS CORNER! TAG! REX IS OFFICIALLY IN THIS MATCH! REX TAKING A RUN, JUMPING KNEE TO THE HEAD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE! THE DOCTOR IS PUSHED INTO THE CORNER AS REX IS ATTACKING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH ON HER! Rex finally moving back giving her some space BUT HE’S QUICKLY RUNNING BACK, CLOTHESLINE- WAIT DR. BETHANY BLUE MOVING OUT OF THE WAY, REX TURNING AROUND- THE STETHOSCOPE! REX CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS DR. BETHANY BLUE NAILS THE STETHOSCOPE ACROSS HIS HEAD! SHE THROWS REX DOWN TO THE GROUND, PIN TO REX BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Ref: ONE! TWO!
James Peters: JALYN BREAKING UP THE PIN AT THE LAST SECOND! THE DOCTOR IS QUICKLY TRYING TO GO FOR JALYN, BUT JALYN WITH A DDT BRINGING HER DOWN GIVING REX TIME TO GET UP! Rex clutching at his head as Dr. Bethany Blue stumbles up to her feet! THE REX EFFECT! Rex looking around as the crowd is cheering for more! HE TAGS IN JALYN GARCIA! HE HOPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, NATURAL INSTINCT! GARCIA NAILS THE FROG SPLASH AS NOW HE’S GOING FOR A PIN ON DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There” plays again to loud cheers as Jalyn quickly gets up to her feet with an eccentric smile as the Ref raises both his and Rex McAllisters hand in victory. Rex compliments Jalyn as they celebrate some more in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, the team of… REX MCALLISTER AND JALYN GARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Valiant effort by the Doctor in this match but the numbers advantage got the best of her tonight. As for Terry I’m pretty sure he won’t be happy knowing his team lost because of his opponent next week, Korey Gaines.
James Peters: Seems also his partner Dr. Bethany Blue won’t be happy about how this match ended either. I’m sure Dr. Bethany Blue is not happy with Jalyn Garcia at the moment but this is a great win for Rex McAllister and Jalyn Garcia, could it also be a Bloodsport preview for both of them?
(The final shot is of Dr. Bethany Blue alone in the ring checking on herself with anger as she holds a band-aid in her hand looking around for any sign of Terry Chambers in the crowd as the scene fades to black.)
(Voltage reopens and Noah Reigner is seen standing by with Sofia Clarke. Noah’s in gear, ready for his match against Charlie Marr a little later on, and Sofia is wearing a strapless, leopard print body con dress with lace up, open-toed black leather booties. She flashes the camera her brilliant smile and does what a good reporter is meant to do and introduces her guest.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Noah Reigner!
Noah Reigner: Thank you.
Sofia Clarke: I think it goes without saying that your Season 13 seems to be in limbo. A lot of people are wondering why you aren’t booked for Bloodsport yet, and there have been whispers that you’ve fallen down the rankings just a bit. What do you have to say in response to that?
(Noah can’t help but roll his eyes.)
Noah Reigner: The vast majority of what people say about me is bullshit, and if anything, last week’s match with Malcolm Jones proves that I’ve not lost a step and could easily insert myself back into the world championship picture if that’s what I want to do. Technically, I’m owed a rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship, but since that championship is over on Dynasty, I can only assume that clause in my contract extends to the EAW World Championship. I had Malcolm on the ropes last week and there’s no doubt that he was about to go down at my hands. At the end of the day, Jones isn’t what he’s cracked up to be. He’s nothing more than an angry ‘bozo’ with very little substance, and has to resort to underhanded insults to try and get whatever non-existent point he’s conjured up in his head across. I could have taken that same approach last week, but I didn’t because I’m better than that and I know that I’m the better wrestler out of the two of us. There will come a day where the two of us will meet inside the ring again, and there won’t be some ugly gremlin sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong. Then, MJ and I will truly get to see who the better man is, and who’s an actual champion with or without a belt, and I know that man is me.
(Noah pauses for a moment.)
Noah Reigner: Moving on to Bloodsport, and yeah. I’m not booked. I can’t deny that. Ms. Extreme beat me to the punch when it came to accepting Rex’s challenge and kudos to her. Ms. Extreme versus Rex McAllister in a 30-Minute Hardcore Iron Man match is going to be something to see and I can’t wait to see what the two of them put one another through. Rex and I have been trying to get a one-on-one match for ages, and I thought Bloodsport was going to be that chance. But again, hats off to Ms. Extreme. She’s as tough as they come and I can’t wait to step inside the ring against her at some point myself. She’s a chameleon inside the ring, able to adapt to whatever situation she finds herself in, and that’s the type of challenge I want. While I believe both Rex and Ms. Extreme wouldn’t have a problem with me inserting myself into their business, there’s another match that’s caught my eye that I want to be apart of. The ‘Ultimate Opportunity’ Barbed Wire Ladder Match features all of Voltage’s new faces, as well as the Big Boogie Bhampion, The Woogieman. I’ve never been one to back away from challenges, which is what a group of hungry and passionate like the match participants will present to me, or see any match as something that’s beneath me. I want in on this ‘Ultimate Opportunity’ and it better not be for an Olive Garden coupon.
(Sofia and Noah share a laugh.)
Sofia Clarke: I want to back up for just a moment, if we may. You said it yourself just a few seconds ago that you very easily insert yourself back into the world championship picture.
(Noah acknowledges that with a nod.)
Sofia Clarke: So why this match?
Noah Reigner: Why not this match? We can speculate all day long about what these two opportunities are going to be, but the fact of the matter is I want one of them. I’m not content with just settling for one world championship run. I said at the very beginning of this season that my journey here in EAW is much broader than that. I want to hold every title. I want to win every tournament. I want to compete in every type of match because when my career is done, I want to be labeled as the best of the best; not ONE of the best, but THE best Elitist to ever grace this company. I want it all, Sofia, and what better way to get started than by snatching one of those briefcases down at Bloodsport? Ladder matches here in EAW have definitely worked out in my favor so far and I see no reason why this one won’t either.
(Sofia nods in agreement but before she can ask her next question, someone approaches them off camera.)
(Matt Daniels’ personal assistant, Sarah, looks nervously at Sofia and Noah.)
Sarah: Excuse me, I don’t mean to interrupt but Mr. Daniels sent me to get Noah.
(Noah frowns seeing as how he was in the middle of the interview.)
Noah Reigner: Can I ask what this could possibly pertain too?
Sarah: Well, Mr. Daniels, will explain but your family has been trying to reach all you day.
Noah Reigner: My family?
(Sarah looks nervously at the camera, and then back at Noah and Sofia. She wrings her hands.)
Noah Reigner: What’s wrong with my family?
Sarah: W-well.. It’s not really my place to s-
Noah Reigner: What the fuck is going on?!
(Noah raised his voice, and that causes Sarah to jump a little bit.)
Sarah: I don’t have all the details because it’s not my business but something’s happened to your father. Mr. Daniels will ex-
(Noah doesn’t wait for Sarah to finish. He immediately brushes past her and hurries down the hallway in the direction of Matt’s office. Sofia is speechless and Sarah looks worried for Noah. The camera catches Noah rounding the corner before fading to black.)
(Voltage fades in from the backstage area and cuts to the ring. Talib Bari is seen standing in the middle of the ring, ready for another exciting edition of ‘Cloth Talk’! He’s joined in the ring by Jesse Barlow and SOME guy with sandy blonde hair and blue eyes. “For Free” by Drake, which had been playing, fades out and the GOAT grins as he holds his golden microphone up and begins to speak.)
Talib Bari: YO! WELCOME TO ANOTHER HOT ASS EDITION OF ‘CLOTH TALK’!!!
Crowd: CLOTH TALK! CLOTH TALK! CLOTH TALK! CLOTH TALK! CLOTH TALK! CLOTH TALK!
Talib Bari: :wow: The warm reception from all my brothers and sisters just truly warms my heart. I know I say it every time I’m standing inside this ring but I am humbled beyond belief at the love and support I get each and every time I show my face around here. From standing here in this ring to the outpouring of support I get on social media and every time I go somewhere, man. I just love each and every single one of you and I want you all to know that King Talib is grateful. King Talib is proof that hard work always pays off in the end, and I’m so incredibly stoked to continue being an inspiration to all of you. Thank you. I love you.
(Talib pats his heart and turns his attention towards his guests.)
Talib Bari: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have two very special guests joining me. One of them will be taking on the fine little firecracker Consuela Rose Ava next weekend at Bloodsport in a ‘Fans Bring The Weapons’ match. Please welcome… JESSE BARLOW!
(Jesse is seated on one end of the black velvet sofa that is part of the ‘Cloth Talk’ set and he waves to the crowd, who eat him alive, with a smirk.)
Talib Bari: And sitting beside Jesse is SUPPOSEDLY the man who is the father of little Chloe Oliva Ava… please welcome… YO. What’s your name again, playa?
(Talib shoves the microphone in the direction of some guy.)
Some Guy: Oliver. My name is Oliver.
Talib Bari: Please welcome… OLIVER!
(The crowd does not give one iota of a fuck about Oliver. In fact, they might hate him a little more than Jesse and that’s saying a lot. Jesse picks up on this and reaches for a regular looking microphone that has been placed on the sofa beside him.)
Jesse Barlow: Society kills me. You people are booing Oliver without even realizing that he is the real victim here. This man had his child ripped from him by a crackhead of a mother who couldn’t even keep herself alive in order to care for her newborn daughter. Thanks to the selfish and disgusting actions of Chloe Olivia Ava’s dead birth mother, poor Chloe has been placed in the care of another selfish whore who doesn’t give a damn about her. Consuela Rose Ava is an unfit parent in every way you can think of. She has absolutely no regard for any other human life besides her own. She is selfish and she is disgusting, and tonight I plan on getting justice for little Chloe Olivia.
Crowd: FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE!
Jesse Barlow: I came into this company too late to save the innocent and naive Clara Lovelace from Consuela’s self-centered universe, but it’s not too late for me to step in and give Chloe Olivia a chance at a better life. You see, poor Oliver is a simpleton from the Midwest who fell in love with a piece of street trash. This drug addicted whore of a woman used and abused Oliver, convincing him she was in love with him before draining his meager savings account and hightailing it to Los Angeles to try and become an actress. Unfortunately, upon arriving in LA, this woman discovered she was pregnant and having already blown much of Oliver’s money on getting a fix, she didn’t have enough money for an abortion. She tried the coat hanger method, but fortunately for little Chloe Olivia, she failed to perform a successful abortion on herself. Unable to afford proper medical care, she used the rest of poor, unknowing Oliver’s money to go on a crack binge, eventually overdosing. She would die, but by some act of God, the medical staff at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center was able to deliver a healthy, yet slightly cracky baby. After weaning little newborn Chloe off the drug… well we all know the rest. This innocent child who’s had to fight for her survival since day one was placed in the arms of someone who’s even worse than her dead birth mother.
Crowd: FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE! FUCK YOU JESSE!
Jesse Barlow: It took some time and some resources that I didn’t necessarily want to use again to track down Oliver, but I know that in the end, when we can put Consuela Rose Ava out of her misery and reunite Chloe with her loving birth father, it will be worth it.
Talib Bari: So speaking of that and this paternity garbage, and all dat… how did you get a sample of Chloe’s DNA to test?
(An evil smile crosses Jesse’s face.)
Jesse Barlow: Well, I’m glad you asked that Talib. Now, I’m not proud of this by any means but we did what we needed to do in order to get justice for Chloe and Oliver. The name ‘Olivia’ is even close enough to ‘Oliver’ to say that she’s named after him, don’t you agree? It doesn’t matter if you do or not, if we’re being honest. Lets just cut right to the footage.
(Everyone’s attention turns to Talib’s ‘Cloth Talk’ monitor. A video begins to play, and it’s broadcast on the tron so everyone in attendance and at home can see.)
(SCREEN BAR – “Earlier This Week”)
(The scene opens up inside a beautiful park somewhere in Los Angeles, California. It’s early morning and very few people are around. Carmen Estefania Mercedes Ava is seen playing with little Chloe Olivia Ava while the two sit on a blanket. Chloe is the happiest toddler in the world, doting on her grandmother who looks remarkably well for a woman who was put through the ringer by an asshole almost a year ago. Chloe wanders off towards the sandbox which prompts Carmen to look down at her phone for a split second. An unidentified man, whose face has been blurred for privacy issues, walks up behind Carmen. He quietly crouches down and snatches up a sippy cup that was on the edge of the blanket. The man places the sippy cup in a ziplock bag and makes his exit, and Carmen is none the wiser.)
(The video fades and the camera cuts back to the ring. Talib isn’t really sure what to make of what he just saw, other than the fact it was a crime of some kind and a creepy invasion of the Ava family privacy. The crowd is having a fit, and Jesse, who is standing up now, is a picture of calmness.)
Jesse Barlow: Like I said, I’m not proud of the lengths we had to go too in order to right this wrong, but when Chloe is placed back into the arms of her birth father, the joy on that little girl’s face is going to be worth it. People like Raven Roberts can crack their jokes and call me a child protective services agent, or whatever she said, but I’m here to do what’s best for the innocent. No child should ever have to go through what I went through, and be placed in a situation that is unfair to them. I’m the voice of the voiceless. I’m not the bad guy.
Talib Bari: So y’all got a paternity test done.
Jesse Barlow: We did.
Talib Bari: Well, lets bring out our third and final guest then. This guy knows all about paternity tests and may or may not have read me the results of a few before… ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my man… MAURY POVICH!
(The theme song of the Maury Povich show begins to play and the popular daytime television personality makes his way to the ring holding a large envelope. He shakes hands with Jesse and Oliver, who’s standing up now and looking nervous, and exchanges bro hugs with Talib. Maury is given a microphone.)
Talib Bari: So you got them results?
Maury Povich: I must say, this is one of the most shocking cases of paternity I have ever seen! What’s in this envelope will change the lives of everyone involved forever. Before I read the results, I want to ask you a question, Oliver. Do you want to be the father of Chloe Olivia Ava?
Oliver: Of course I do man. You seen the video. That little girl has got my eyelashes! She has has my ears! She even has the same left nostril that I do!
Maury Povich: :wow: So you’re ready to step up and be a man and a father?
Oliver: Maury! I didn’t even know this baby existed until Jesse Barlow found me and told me what happened. Do you know how much it hurts me to think of all the time that I missed?! I missed Chloe’s first steps, her first word, the first time she’s done anything, but I promise you, I’m not going to miss anymore.
Crowd: FUCK YOU OLIVER! FUCK YOU OLIVER! FUCK YOU OLIVER! FUCK YOU OLIVER! FUCK YOU OLIVER! FUCK YOU OLIVER!
Maury Povich: *shouting in order to be heard over the crowd* Alright. I’ll read the results.
(Maury opens the sealed envelope and pulls out the DNA Diagnostics report.)
Maury Povich: In the case of Chloe Oliva Ava, Oliver…. YOU AR-
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits the PA system, cutting off Maury! The crowd absolutely loses their shit as Consuela Rose Ava, black rose scepter in hand, comes rushing to the ring!)
James Peters: CONSUELA HITS THE RING AS MAURY POVICH, TALIB BARI, AND THAT FUCKING GUY OLIVER BAIL! CONSUELA WILDLY SWINGS THE SCEPTER, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH JESSE, BUT JESSE SPEARS CONSUELA AND THEY CRASH INTO THE ‘CLOTH TALK’ MONITOR! JESSE AND CONSUELA ARE LOCKED IN A FIGHT NOW, FISTS FLYING, AND IT’S JESSE WHO IS USING HIS STRENGTH TO PIN CONSUELA DOWN! HE SLAMS HIS FIST INTO HER FACE BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT ON THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER! CONSUELA IS RUNNING OFF OF ANGER AND ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW AND SHE MUSCLES JESSE OFF, GRABS A PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS, AND STABS JESSE IN THE ARM WITH IT!
Rich Russillo: JESSE LETS OUT A SCREAM AS CONSUELA PULLS HIM BY THE HAIR AND GETS SET FOR THE LEMON PLEDGE! BUT LOOK AT JESSE! HE’S GOTTEN CONSUELA DOWN ON THE MAT AGAIN! HE IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA RIGHT NOW! JESSE PULLS HER BY THE HAIR, SLAPS HER ACROSS THE FACE, AND WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES! HE DROPS CONSUELA WITH A BIG BOOT AND PULLS HER TO HER KNEES BY THE HAIR! THE MIC ISN’T PICKING UP WHAT JESSE IS SAYING B-
James Peters: ‘NEVERMORE’! JESSE JUST LAID CONSUELA OUT WITH THE V-TRIGGER!
(Jesse stands up, looking down at the fallen body of Consuela Rose Ava with a sick smile. He kicks her over so she’s face first on the mat and reaches into the pocket of his jeans. He pulls out a thick Sharpie marker and bends down, writing something across Consuela’s back. She’s wearing a halter top so the skin is exposed and after a moment, Jesse stands up admiring his handiwork. The words ‘UNFIT MOTHER’ have been written down Consuela’s back.)
Rich Russillo: This feud just took a turn for the worst, James.
James Peters: Jesse better hope and pray to whatever higher power he believes in that someone doesn’t try and bring a gun to the arena next weekend for the match since the fans will be the ones supplying the weapons for this. Consuela will shoot him right between the eyes if she gets a chance and at this point, he probably deserves it.
(Jesse rolls out of the ring as his music starts playing, and Voltage fades to commercial.)
(Commercial break for jelly because peanut butter loves her just as much as Raven loves Rex.)
(Voltage returns to the backstage area where EAW Network correspondent, Molly Waters, is standing by. Molly wears a cute, fuschia colored minidress with spaghetti straps and strappy gold high heeled sandals. She flashes the camera a smile.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, last week on this program I approached Captain Charisma and asked him about a cryptic message EAW Hall of Famer, Scott Diamond, posted on his social stream. For those of you who are unaware, the message simply said ‘I’m not satisfied.’ Social media blew up across the wrestling world, with the entire EAW Universe wondering exactly what was meant by that message. Captain Charisma claims to know nothing about the meaning of the message and could not provide us with any answers, and thus far, Scott Diamond hasn’t responded to any of our attempts to reach out to him. Tonight, I’m going to try a different source and see if they have any information on this. Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome my guest at this time, the Co-Commissioner of Sunday Night Voltage, Veena Adams.
(The camera shot widens and Veena is seen standing next to Molly. Molly puts her best foot forward and flashes Veena a warm smile.)
Molly Waters: First of all, welcome back to Voltage. I do hope you had the time of your life in Bora Bora.
Veena Adams: Lets the cut the bullshit and skip the pleasantries because we both know you don’t give a damn about my time in Bora Bora. The only thing you want is a story and I don’t have one to give you.
(Molly’s smile turns into a frown.)
Molly Waters: So you have no idea what’s going on with Scott Diamond either?
Veena Adams: Why would I? Scott Diamond is barely a blimp on my radar and I’ve literally been out of the country. The only business I’ve been paying attention to is what’s been going on with the EAW World Championship and the four hoebags I want off my show permanently, ESPECIALLY after the bullshit they pulled tonight.
(Veena’s face twists into a look of anger.)
Veena Adams: But you know what, I’ll let Raven, Camille, and Andrea have their moral victory because soon enough they’ll get what’s coming to them. It might not be at Bloodsport, but mark my words. Their days are numbered, and the same goes for Consuela as well although Jesse Barlow did a pretty good job of humiliating her tonight.
Molly Waters: But Veena, back on topic. Your uncle is the chairman of the company, and you hold a position of power here on Voltage. I’m not sure why you expect me to believe that you don’t know what’s going on with Scott Diamond.
Veena Adams: Honestly, are you as dumb as you are ugly? Are you deaf? Did you not hear a world I just said?? I literally just told you that Scott Diamond and whatever the hell he’s posting online means nothing to me. The man is washed up, past his prime, and showed everyone at Pain for Pride why he shouldn’t be allowed inside a wrestling ring anymore. I honestly don’t give a fuck about anything as it pertains to him, so for you to stand there and question me, and make me repeat myself which is honestly a waste of my time makes me angry and I want to fire you.
Molly Waters: :smugcena: Well, you can’t fire me because I don’t work for Voltage. I work for the EAW Network, and I’m simply doing my job. I’m trying to track down information for a story that quite frankly could change the landscape of Voltage if Scott Diamond decided to return.
(Veena flashes Molly the fakest smile she has in her arsenal.)
Veena Adams: The EAW Network is owned by my Uncle Ryan and if I tell him to fire you, he will, because he gives me whatever I want.
Molly Waters: :usure:?
Veena Adams: You’re also trying to put together a story that honestly doesn’t exist. Scott Diamond was probably being a needy attention whore when he sent that message out. Useless pieces of shit do that when they need attention, or whatever. There’s no doubt he wants people to forget about the piss poor effort that was the latter half of his career, including his last two Pain for Pride matches, so he probably just wanted to stir some shit up. I’m pretty sure Matty told you this last week, but if you really want to make this into something that clearly it’s not, you need to reach out to Scott Diamond and talk to him but don’t do it on Voltage’s time. We have better things going on right than discussing Scott Diamond. Yuck.
Molly Waters: The EAW Network has been reaching out to Scott, and personally, so have I. Thus far there’s been no comment…
(Veena throws her hands up.)
Veena Adams: No comment?! IMAGINE THAT! Do you know why there’s been no comment, Molly? BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING STORY!
(Molly presses her lips into a thin line and steps away from Veena.)
Veena Adams: Scott Diamond and his camp refusing to comment should tell you every fucking thing you need to know. That social media post meant absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things and Scott is probably at home right now, sitting on his fat ass, eating Doritos, and enjoying retirement.
(But Molly isn’t convinced, and she shakes her head. She is determined to get to the bottom of this.)
Molly Waters: Someone as decorated of an Elitist as Scott Diamond is isn’t someone who does something just for attention. I know that you don’t even believe that. There is a meaning behind everything, and I would say that’s a fair statement that can be directed at absolutely everyone who works here.
(Veena practically rolls her eyes to the back of her head.)
Veena Adams: Why are you so obsessed with this? Why the fuck does it even matter? If you want a goddamn story so bad then go to his fucking house or something. Damn.
(Molly opens her mouth to reply, but quickly shuts it. Veena has already walked off, but tracking Scott down at his home doesn’t seem like the worst idea anyone has ever had. A thoughtful look crosses the brunette’s face as Voltage backs to the ringside area.)
(For the final time tonight, Bella steps forward.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!
(‘DON’T STOP’ by InnerPartySystem hits and the crowd goes nuts as Noah Reigner makes his way out to the stage. Noah has a focused look on his face as he begins walking down to the ring while Bella Braxton begins.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Seattle, Washington.. Weighing in at 184 pounds… NOAH REIGNER!!
James Peters: Now, before I say anything regarding this match, I have to say that it’s very brave of Noah to be competing tonight in the first place after the unfortunate news he got earlier. From what we’re being told, Noah’s father suffered a heart attack is currently in surgery at a hospital in Seattle. Noah’s been removed from the Bloodsport card, after throwing himself into the ‘Ultimate Opportunity’ match earlier. We wish the Reigner all the best and our thoughts are with them. Noah will be getting on a private plane as soon as this show is over and heading to Seattle to be with his family.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, most people wouldn’t do what Noah’s doing, but Noah is still out for revenge. Noah Reigner almost pinned the current EAW Champion, and I’m sure he’s not just gonna let that slide, which is why he’s out here now.
James Peters: You’re right about that. Tonight Noah is looking for revenge, and defeating Charlie Marr is his goal. Speaking of Charlie, here he comes now.
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits and the crowd begins booing immediately as Charlie Marr walls out to the ring, with Jordie Ripley holding on to his arm. Marr and Noah are looking directly at each other as Bella Braxton begins speaking.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… Accompanied by Jordie Ripley.. From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 240 pounds… CHARLIE MARR!!
James Peters: This won’t be an easy match, I’ll say that. Especially with the added elements of both no DQ and Jordie Ripley, this is going to be an uphill battle for Noah.
Rich Russillo: Uphill? Now, while I do like Noah, I just find this to be an unwinnable battle. I mean, this is the #1 Contender to Voltages top title, and like you said, it’s no DQ. That means anything goes, and Jordie can get involved as much as she wants. Not to mention, I can’t even imagine what Noah must be thinking right now after the unfortunate news.
James Peters: Yeah, but Noah has overcome the odds on more than one occasion, this could be one of those times, even if he has a lot more on his mind than before.
Rich Russillo: That is true. While I do think Marr has this match won, I guess we’re just gonna have to see what happens.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: This match is now underway AS NOAH CHARGED STRAIGHT FOR CHARLIE- BUT CHARLIE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Charlie with a grin on his face as he walks around the ring, meanwhile Noah is just waiting for him inside of that ring, and remember, there are no count outs as this match, much like all of the matches tonight, are no DQ! Charlie is free to stall as much as he pleases, BUT LOOK OUT! NOAH WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! NOAH JUST TOOK CHARLIE MARR OUT WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE EARLY ON IN THE MATCH AND NOW THE ASSAULT RIFLE IS POUNDING AWAY AT THE FACE OF “MAIN EVENT MARR”! CHARLIE COST NOAH A POSSIBLE VICTORY OVER THE EAW CHAMPION, AND NOW NOAH’S TAKING OUT ALL OF HIS BUILT UP ANGER TOWARDS MARR!
Rich Russillo: NOAH NOW GRABBING CHARLIE BY HIS NECK, AND HE JUST THREW HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! NOAH ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME AS HE GRABS CHARLIE AGAIN, AND HE THROWS HIM INTO THE RING POST! NOAH HAS JUST DESTROYED CHARLIE SO EARLY IN THIS MATCH, AND THE FANS HERE TONIGHT SEEM TO BE ENJOYING EVERY SECOND OF NOAH’S RAMPAGE- OH MY GOD! JORDIE RIPLEY! SHE JUST, SHE JUST SMASHED A CHAIR RIGHT ON TOP OF NOAH’S SKULL! NOAH’S OUT, AND CHARLIE HAS A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE’S HELPED UP BY RIPLEY!
James Peters: If this is how this match is gonna go, then I already feel bad for Noah! Jordie now holding the chair, almost like a target or something AS CHARLIE THROWS NOAH FACE FIRST INTO IT! NOAH IS HOLDING HIS FACE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A BLOODY NOSE, AND I CAN SEE WHY AFTER WHAT CHARLIE JUST DID TO HIM! GUYS WE’RE STILL VERY EARLY INTO THIS MATCH AND NOAH HAS ALREADY HAS A BUSTED NOSE! Charlie now throwing Noah back into the ring, and now he’s climbing up to the second rope as Noah is beginning to make his way back to his feet! DEATH OR GLORY! CHARLIE JUST NAILED NOAH WITH A DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, AND I DON’T THINK THAT NOSE IS GOING TO GET ANY BETTER AFTER THAT!
Rich Russillo: Charlie has been on top of this match for a good while now, but that was almost a given after that devastating chair shot from Jordie! Charlie now backing into the corner, and already it looks like this may be coming to an end! Charlie now charging in, CHARING CROSS- NO! NOAH DUCKED IT, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX BY THE ASSAULT RIFLE! CHARLIE WAS ROCKED BY THAT SUPLEX, AND NOW IT’S NOAH ON THE OFFENSE AS HE LIFTS CHARLIE UP, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR THE HOUSE EDGE- BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT, AND THERE’S AN IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE NOW CHARGING IN- BUT HE EATS A BOOT TO THE FACE FROM NOAH! CHARLIE NOW CHARGING IN ONCE MORE BUT NOAH DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND HE GRABS HIM! ST-NOAH! NOAH NOW DRAGGING CHARLIE AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND THERE’S THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
James Peters: CHARLIE KICKS OUT! Noah now wiping the blood from his nose as he begins to back into the corner, and if you’ve seen Reigner in action before you probably know what he’s setting up for as he patiently waits for Marr to get to his feet! Marr doesn’t seem to know where he is, and Noah has him lined up! KILLSHO- NO! CHARLIE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING ONCE MORE, AND THIS TIME IT LOOKED LIKE HE ESCAPED A POTENTIAL LOSS AS HE LOOKS TO RECOVER ALONGSIDE JORDIE! Noah now rolling out of the ring in pursuit of Charlie BUT JORDIE GOES RIGHT AFTER NOAH! JORDIE WITH MULTIPLE FOREARMS, TRYING TO TAKE NOAH DOWN BUT NOAH EASILY PUSHED HER TO THE SIDE- OH MY GOD! CHARLIE JUST TOOK NOAH DOWN WITH A STRAIGHT SHOT TO THE FACE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE, HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES! JORDIE DISTRACTED NOAH SO CHARLIE COULD DROP HIM WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!
Rich Russillo: You’ve got to admit, Charlie just may be one of the smartest wrestlers we have here on voltage! Once again Charlie used Jordie to his advantage, but right now I don’t think he’s as concerned with winning this match as he is with taking Noah out! Charlie now grabbing Noah, holding him in a full nelson submission, AND THERE’S A LOW BLOW BY JORDIE! CHARLIE JUST LEFT NOAH COMPLETELY VULNERABLE TO TAKE A KICK HE’S PROBABLY GONNA FEEL FOR THE REST OF THIS MATCH! Charlie now, WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE APRON! James, there’s just no way Noah can survive all this, how do you expect him to come back?
James Peters: I honestly don’t know Rich. Noah wanted payback for what Charlie did last week, whether or not it was intentional, but now look! Now Charlie’s got the upper hand, and Noah is getting dismantled! Charlie now picking Noah up, and it looks like he’s trying to send him into the steel steps- BUT NOAH TURNS IT AROUND! NOAH MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND MARR IS SENT INTO THE STEPS AS BOTH MEN COLLAPSE! NOAH WITH A FAINT SMILE ON HIS FACE AS JORDIE RUSHES OVER TO CHECK ON CHARLIE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE ODDS MIGHT’VE SHIFTED TO NOAH’S FAVOR, EVEN IF JUST A BIT!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know how, but it looks like Noah might’ve just saved himself in this match as he uses all his strength to climb back into the ring! Jordie’s trying to help Charlie back into the ring, meanwhile it seems like Noah’s just doing everything he can to recover! Charlie now trying to use the ropes to get to his feet, but.. Wait a second. It looks like, IT LOOKS LIKE NOAH’S WAITING FOR CHARLIE TO GET UP! CHARLIE, LOOK OUT-
James Peters: KILLSHOT! THE KILLSHOT CONNECTED!! NO WAY, HOW DID NOAH JUST PULL THAT OFF!? THE COVER NOW BY NOAH, AND SOMEHOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOT THE VICTORY!!
James Peters: CHARLIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! HOW!? HOW DID CHARLIE JUST GET THE SHOULDER UP!?!? JORDIE LOOKS RELIEVED AS SOMEHOW CHARLIE JUST MANAGED TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM A LOSS RIGHT BEFORE BLOODSPORT! NOAH CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT RIGHT NOW HE’S NOT GETTING TO HIS FEET ANY FASTER THAN CHARLIE IS!
Rich Russillo: Of course he isn’t, you saw everything Noah has been through so far, and this match somehow still isn’t over! It’s a miracle Noah was able to stand, the fact he managed to hit the Killshot in the first place, it’s just insane! Noah now is backing himself up into the corner though, and it looks like- OH MY GOD, JORDIE! JORDIE IS CHOKING NOAH OUT WITH HER OWN BELT! BEFORE NOAH COULD EVEN GET TO HIS FEET, JORDIE MANAGED TO WRAP HER BELT AROUND HIS THROAT FROM BEHIND THE RINGPOST! NOAH’S IN HUGE TROUBLE, AND WHILE JORDIE HASN’T ACTUALLY GOTTEN INTO THE RING HERSELF, SHE MIGHT BE GIVING CHARLIE ALL THE TIME HE NEEDS TO GET TO HIS FEET AS NOAH IS STRUGGLING!
James Peters: NOAH’S CLEARLY IN TROUBLE HERE! HE’S BASICALLY BEEN IN A HANDICAP THIS WHOLE MATCH, AND NOW JORDIE IS JUST GONNA HAND THIS WIN TO CHARLIE- BUT WAIT! NOAH IS ABLE TO GET ONE ARM OVER THE BELT, AND NOW HE PULLS IT, FORCING JORDIE’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE RING POST WITH NOTHING PROTECTING HER! CHARLIE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AND NOW NOAH HAS THE BELT, AND HE’S WHIPPING CHARLIE WITH IT! CHARLIE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS NOAH RELENTLESSLY SWINGS THE BELT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE, AND WHAT, WHAT IS NOAH DOING?
Rich Russillo: NOAH WRAPPED THE BELT AROUND CHARLIE’S THROAT, NOW IT’S NOAH CHOKING OUT CHARLIE, ONLY THIS TIME CHARLIE COULD ACTUALLY LOSE FROM THIS! CHARLIE IS TRYING TO PULL THE BELT OFF OF HIM BUT NOAH HAS IT TIGHTLY, CHARLIE IS IN HUGE TROUBLE, I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN EVEN GET OUT OF THIS ONE! THE REFEREE IS ASKING IF CHARLIE WANTS TO TAP OUT BUT IT’S CLEAR THAT THAT’S NOT THE CASE FOR THE #1 CONTENDER TO THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT NOW LOOK AT HIM! CHARLIE IS BEGINNING TO FADE! NOAH MIGHT HAVE THIS MATCH WON, CHARLIE IS FADING AND THE REFEREE IS LIFTING UP HIS HAND-
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE ISN’T DONE! CHARLIE IS SLOWLY PULLING THE BELT OFF OF HIM- BUT NOAH DOES IT HIMSELF, AND NOW HE’S BACK TO WHIPPING THE #1 CONTENDER ONCE AGAIN, FORCING MARR TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING, JUST TO ESCAPE THIS BEATING BY NOAH! CHARLIE LOOKING UNDER THE RING AS NOAH SLOWLY FOLLOWS BEHIND- AND THERE’S A SHOT WITH A KENDO STICK- NO! NOAH GRABBED THE KENDO STICK OUT OF CHARLIE’S ARMS, AND HE JUST WHACKED CHARLIE RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! CHARLIE’S ON THE FLOOR, AND NOW NOAH IS JUST SMASHING THE END OF THE KENDO STICK RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF CHARLIE! CHARLIE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT HERE COMES JORDIE ONCE AGAIN-
Rich Russillo: NOAH JUST BROKE THE KENDO STICK OVER JORDIE’S HEAD! JORDIE JUST FELL TO BOTH KNEES AFTER THAT HIT WITH THE KENDO STICK, AND NOAH IS PICKING HER UP! HOUSE EDGE ON JORDIE! JORDIE IS HOLDING HER HEAD, BUT LOOK! NOAH’S USING HER BELT, AND HE’S TYING HER ARMS TOGETHER! NOAH IS TYING HER ARMS TOGETHER, ALMOST REMINISCENT TO WHAT CAMERON ELLA AVA DID TO HER, AND NOW NOAH JUST SENT JORDIE FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! JORDIE’S UNPROTECTED FACE FOR THE SECOND TIME SMASHED INTO THE RING POST, AND NOW SHE’S ON THE FLOOR AS THE BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO FILL HER FACE! JORDIE IS OUT COULD, AND IT LOOKS LIKE NOAH HAS FINALLY TURNED THIS INTO A ONE ON ONE MATCH!
James Peters: Charlie is trying to roll back into the ring, BUT NOAH THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE BEFORE HE COULD GET INSIDE! To think that earlier in this match Charlie was on top of the world, now the tables have completely turned! Noah now grabbing that steel chair from earlier, and he’s wrapping it around the throat of Charlie, similarly to how Charlie did to him, but for some reason Noah’s backing up.. Rich, you don’t think he’s doing what I think he’s doing, do you?
Rich Russillo: I think he’s doing it. Noah is clearly waiting for Charlie to get to his feet, but this is too much! The man has an EAW Championship matching coming soon, Noah you can’t do this!
James Peters: Charlie has gotten to his feet, and he’s beginning to turn around, KILLSHOT INTO THE CHAIR! NOAH JUST HIT THE KILLSHOT, DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO CHARLIE’S THROAT! CHARLIE IS SQUIRMING AROUND IN PAIN, AND MY THROAT HURTS JUST WATCHING THAT, NOAH IS TRYING TO MAKE CHARLIE SUFFER! Noah now looking under the ring, AND HE’S GOT A TABLE! NOAH’S GOT A TABLE AND HE’S BRINGING IT INTO THE RING, AND NOW HE SET IT UP IN THE CORNER! These two men have put each other through way too much, and it’s still not done! They’re still not done destroying one another!
Rich Russillo: Noah now bringing Charlie into the ring after removing that chair from his head, and now he’s picking him up in a firemans carry position- BUT CHARLIE WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF NOAH’S HEAD! CHARLIE ESCAPED THE FIREMANS CARRY- CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE HIT THE CHARING CROSS ON NOAH, NOAH’S OUT! THERE’S NO WAY NOAH CAN GO ANY FURTHER, THERE’S JUST NO WAY! THE COVER NOW BY CHARLIE TO PUT THIS MATCH TO AN END BEFORE BLOODSPORT!
James Peters: NOAH GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! NOAH MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS TIME!! EARLIER CHARLIE KICKED OUT OF THE KILLSHOT, NOW NOAH MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF THE CHARING CROSS, BUT ONCE AGAIN NEITHER MAN CAN GET TO THEIR FEET AFTER ALL THIS! WHAT A MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Neither man has moved. Jordie is outside in a puddle of her own blood, and now Both Charlie and Noah are out, what more can they do to each other, I just don’t understand! Charlie now is reaching for those ropes, trying to get to his feet! Noah is only just now beginning to move, but even now he hasn’t gotten to his feet! Charlie on the other hand, he’s beginning to get up but it looks like he’s trying to use the time he has to recover!
James Peters: Noah now slowly beginning to get to his feet, and honestly, it’s just amazing that it’s even possible for- OH MY GOD, CHARLIE! CHARLIE JUST DROVE NOAH INTO THE TABLE! CHARLIE JUST DROVE NOAH RIGHT INTO THE TABLE, AND BOTH MEN JUST FELL OUT OF THE RING! WHERE DID THAT ENERGY COME FROM, HOW DID CHARLIE MANAGE TO DO THAT?
Rich Russillo: I have no clue, but this is why Charlie is the #1 Contender! This is why he is the person facing Malcolm for the EAW Championship, but even so you’ve got to admire the fact that even after all this Noah is still in the match! Somehow Noah survived that Charing Cross, but now, I have no idea how this one will end! I’m sure neither of these men will forget this match for a long, long time! Charlie now reaching out to the barricade, and it looks like he has found a way to get back onto both feet!
James Peters: Charlie now, wait, he’s coming over here! Charlie’s removing the monitors from our announcement table, and I don’t like this, I think I know what Charlie is planning to do! Charlie now dragging Noah over to our table, but Noah drives his elbow into Charlie’s midsection, but Noah immediately leans onto our table! You can tell this match has taken a toll on both of these men, after all, Noah was just put through a table! Charlie was rocked by that elbow, but that affect didn’t seem to last too long!
Rich Russillo: Charlie now reapproaching Noah, but he’s met with a forearm! And a second! And a third! Charlie now pushing Noah back, and now he’s charging in- BACK BODY DROP! NOAH WITH A BACK BODY DROP, CAUSING CHARLIE TO LAND ON OUR TABLE BUT IT DIDN’T BREAK! CHARLIE YELLED OUT IN PAIN, AND SOMEHOW OUR TABLE IS STILL IN TACT, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’S GOING TO LAST VERY LONG! Noah pulling himself onto our table, and I don’t like this!
(James Peters and Rich Russillo move away from the announcement table since it’s been a real popular spot tonight as Noah begins to lift Charlie in a fireman’s carry position.)
James Peters: Noah with the fireman’s carry, and now he’s setting it up, oh no! ACE IN THE HOLE! THE AIR RAID CRASH JUST SENT CHARLIE AND NOAH RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCEMENT TABLE! WE HAVE BROKEN SO MANY ANNOUNCE TABLES TONIGHT! THAT’S IT, THIS MATCH IS OVER, IT HAS TO BE OVER! NOAH IS GETTING TO HIS FEET, BUT CAN HE GET CHARLIE INTO THE RING!? SOMEHOW NOAH IS STILL IN THIS, AND HE’S TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO GET CHARLIE BACK INTO THAT RING, BUT HE JUST DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH LEFT IN HIM!
Rich Russillo: Of course he doesn’t! After everything he’s been through, not just in this match, but all night, of course he doesn’t have much left in him! You’ve got to admire the fact that Noah is even competing here tonight, but none of it will matter if he can’t get the win! Noah finally able to roll Charlie into the ring, but Charlie is dragging himself towards the corner, trying to find somewhere he can recover! Noah now rolling into the ring himself, but it looks like he’s doing the same as Charlie as he takes this time to recover instead of capitalizing off of what he just did!
(After about 30 seconds of silence from the commentators and a bunch of different responses from the crowd, Noah and Charlie begin to finally get to their feet.)
James Peters: Finally, Noah and Charlie are both standing once again, and they’re looking right towards one another, it looks like we’re nearing the end. These two want to settle this right here, right now! The two men, for the first time in this match are actually locking up with each other, and at this point you can tell these two just don’t know how to defeat each other! These two don’t seem to know how they can end this match, so in a huge turn of events, we’re getting this!
Rich Russillo: Charlie now has Noah in a headlock, but Noah is able to quickly push Charlie into the ropes! ROGUE CUTTER- NO! Charlie pushes Noah off of him! CHARING CROSS- NO! NOAH DUCKS IT, AND THERE’S A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI SENDING CHARLIE INTO THE ROPES! NOAH NOW WITH A DROPKICK! This isn’t what I expected, I’ll admit that, but it doesn’t seem to matter now as Noah looks like he’s ready to end this match once and for all! Noah has his sights set on Charlie, AND HE CHARGES IN, RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE- NO! NOAH DUCKS IT, AND THERE’S A JUMPING KNEE!
James Peters: That knee caused Charlie to stumble, BUT THERE’S A FOREARM BY MARR! Noah now, WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! NOW IT’S CHARLIE! NOW NOAH! NOW CHARLIE! NOW NOAH! CHARLIE! NOAH! CHARLIE! NOAH! These two don’t seem to want to stop any time soon, BUT THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY MARR! Marr now attempted an irish whip, BUT NOAH TURNED IT AROUND, SENDING MARR INTO THE CORNER- WAIT! IS THAT, IT’S JORDIE!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S ALIVE!! JORDIE’S IS ALIVE, AND SHE’S IN THE RING, STILL WITH HER HANDS TIED BY THAT BELT, BUT SHE’S HOLDING A BASEBALL BAT! JORDIE IS CHARGING RIGHT AT NOAH WITH THE BAT- BUT NOAH SENDS HER RIGHT INTO CHARLIE! CHARLIE PUSHING HER AWAY, BUT LOOK! SMALL PACKAGE BY NOAH! NOAH ROLLED CHARLIE UP, HE’S GONNA WIN THE MATCH, JORDIE JUST COST CHARLIE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, NOAH REIGNER!
(‘Don’t Stop’ plays and the crowd begins cheering as Noah immediately rolls out of the ring, avoiding any nonsense by the two left in the ring. Meanwhile, Charlie is both shocked and furious at what just happened, leaving no one to blame but Jordie as he begins yelling at her, causing her to cry.)
James Peters: I can’t believe it! Noah actually did it, he won the match against the #1 Contender! What a performance by both of these men! This is why Noah was World Champion, and just like you said Rich, this is why Charlie Marr is #1 Contender!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but Marr doesn’t look too happy as it looks like he made Jordie cry. Can’t really blame the guy though, Jordie cost him one of his biggest matches thus far.
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU GET INVOLVED, I WOULD HAVE WON THAT MATCH, WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST STAY PUT!?
Jordie Ripley (Off Mic, While Crying): I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Please forgive me, I’d do anything to make it up to you, I’m sorry!
(Charlie sighs, biting back his frustration and opens his tired arms for his girlfriend. A regret Jordie walks into his embrace, and calms down just a bit as Charlie talks quietly to her. Everything seems fine for them.)
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM JONES!! MALCOLM JONES JUST WIPED OUT CHARLIE MARR!! MALCOLM NOW THROWING JORDIE OUT OF THE RING, JUST AS SHE WAS BEGINNING TO CALM DOWN, WHAT IS MALCOLM DOING!? WHY IS HE HERE!?
James Peters: DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK!? YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY HE’S HERE, HE’S GETTING REVENGE! MALCOLM JUST PUT ALL HIS FORCE INTO SMASHING THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD, AND NOW HE’S JUST BEATING THE LIFE OUT OF CHARLIE!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS!! MARR IS OUT, HE’S OUT, MALCOLM NEEDS TO- Oh no! MALCOLM IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: NO, MALCOLM DON’T DO THIS!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND, WHAT IF MARR CAN’T MAKE IT TO BLOODSPORT!? MALCOLM NO! FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH!! MALCOLM JUST HIT THE FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH ON CHARLIE MARR! MARR IS DONE HERE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP HIM!!
(Malcolm mockingly covers Charlie and slams his hand down on the mat three times, before rising back to his feet with a cocky smirk on his face. ‘Pray for Em’ plays and Malcolm gets a huge reaction as he holds up the EAW Championship before slowly walking out of the ring, leaving Charlie Marr and Jordie Ripley laid out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)