Anna C. Flowers
(EAW intro plays.)
(The scene immediately cuts to a live shot outside of the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. A long black limousine is seen pulling up to the building and stopping in front of the back entrance. A few seconds pass and the chauffeur gets out, walking around to the back of the limo and opening the door. When the chauffeur steps back, EAW Vice President, HRDO, gets out of the vehicle. HRDO is dressed in an expensive, Tom Ford suit and seems to be all business. Behind HRDO is the Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE. DEDEDE is dressed in the Solo Jazz LMTD Gawdzilla Pro tracksuit, and he also wears a pretty business-like expression on his face. Both men start making their way towards the entrance, making small talk.)
HRDO: How’s your wife?
(HRDO’s voice is a little on the sarcastic side, but Mr. DEDEDE flashes him a cocky smirk.)
Mr. DEDEDE: At the hotel waiting like a good girl for her daddy to come back and take her out for dinner.
HRDO: :mjgrin: Will you be dining at Olive Garden?
Mr. DEDEDE: I wouldn’t be caught dead in Olive Garden, but I understand why common folks think it’s a fine dining experience.
HRDO: :wow: I happen to like Olive Garden and right now they have $5 take home entrees at several participating locations.
(Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t bother to reply. The man wipes his ass with $100 bills and probably hasn’t seen a $5 bill since his early 20s. Both executives reach the door and it’s HRDO who enters the arena first. Mr. DEDEDE follows him and both disappear down the hallway.)
(The camera switches to inside the building where “It Aint Safe” by Skepta is playing. Everyone inside the arena is booing as the EAW World Champion, Charlie Marr, is front and center in the middle of the ring. He’s dressed to thrill in a black designer Armani suit, looking like a snack, with his championship on his shoulder, and Jordie Ripley, who is at his side, has heart eyes tonight over how good her man looks. Veena Adams, whose face still bears the marks of MJ’s beating, is also inside the ring. She’s smugly smiling, though, having gotten the last laugh. There is a pedestal in the middle of the ring, with a purple velvet cloth on it, and clearly it’s covering something that Veena doesn’t want to reveal just yet.)
(The camera switches to the stage where every Voltage Elitist is standing. Having no choice but to attend this celebration, every man and woman who lace up their boots for Voltage looks pissed off and disgusted. Standing front and center are Ms. Extreme, Consuela Rose Ava, Andrea Valentine, Raven Roberts, and Rex McAllister. It’s not surprising that these five individuals are the most annoyed by the situation.)
(Charlie’s theme song dies down and once it fades out completely, the crowd gets louder. They want their feelings heard, and they want the entire world to hear them clearly.)
Crowd: FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE!
(Charlie Marr closes his eyes and lets a smile cross his handsome face. It’s almost like he’s listening to something as beautiful as a Celine Dion song.)
Crowd: FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE!
(The expressions on the faces of the Voltage roster pretty much echo the chants. Everyone is on edge, arms folded, faces either blank or disgusted.)
Crowd: FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! FUCK YOU, CHARLIE!
(Veena has been given a microphone and clears her throat, which prompts the crowd to direct their hate towards her.)
Crowd: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. *clap, clap, clap* SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. *clap, clap, clap* SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. *clap, clap, clap* SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Veena Adams: No.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Veena Adams: One thing I will never do in my life is ‘shut the fuck up’, despite the fact none of you deserve to hear a word I have to say. You ungrateful, miserable Texas rednecks should be on your goddamn knees thanking Gawd that you’re getting a chance to witness history. Tonight, all of you are going to witness Charlie Marr’s very first match as EAW World Champion and see exactly how a champion is supposed to look. A champion is supposed to be someone who is a perfect physical specimen, someone who can capture an audience and hold them in the palm of their hand, someone who is tall and strong, and unbelievably male… and Charlie Marr embodies absolutely all of that.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Veena Adams: Tonight is the beginning of a new era of Voltage, the era of Charlie Marr and the start of MY vision for this brand. Everything you thought you knew about Voltage is changing, and it’s changing for the better. We finally have a champion we can be proud of, someone who is cultured and well spoken, and who doesn’t look like he belongs in prison. With Charlie Marr as the face of Voltage, the show will finally be worth watching again. It will once again become the premiere show and with no one on this roster capable of defeating someone as impressive, athletic, and overall amazing as Charlie Marr, he is going to be champion for the foreseeable future. I could not be more happy and thrilled to officially announce Charlie Marr as the EAW World Champion, the face of Voltage, and overall as the man who is going to proudly represent Elite Answers Wrestling as the company’s premiere champion. To commemorate this moment tonight in front of you loser fans and Charlie’s insignificant colleagues, I would like to unveil this custom made championship I had designed just for Charlie for him to carry along with the EAW World Championship. Can I get a drum roll please??
(Out of nowhere, a drumroll is heard, which for whatever reason makes everyone more irritated by this entire disgusting spectacle. Veena reaches for the velvet cloth and whips if off, and the audience gasps.)
Veena Adams: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
(Jordie has turned pale and Charlie looks furious, as the camera zooms in on what was underneath the cloth. Inside the glass box that was supposed to contain Charlie’s custom designed championship, are three fake heads on spikes designed to look like Charlie, Jordie, and Veena.)
Veena Adams: WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?!
(Laughter is heard from the stage and everyone’s attention is directed there. Raven has stepped forward with her Cash in the Vault briefcase and a microphone. Ms. Extreme, Consuela, and Andrea are right by her side and the four women seem more than pleased with the reaction their prank has gotten. Raven unlocks her briefcase and pulls out a custom designed replica of the EAW World Championship. The belt is made out of platinum and diamonds, and has Charlie Marr’s name on it. Raven sits the briefcase down and holds up the belt.)
Raven Roberts: Looking for this?
Charlie Marr: That is my goddamn belt you cumrag. Bring it to me right fucking now.
(Raven drapes the championship across Andrea’s shoulder and hands her the microphone.)
Andrea Valentine: How about I just bring it to the ring with me later on for our match? I find it hilarious that you, Veena, are actually going to stand up there and say there is no competition for Charlie when I look behind me and beside me, and see nothing but a group of people willing to beat his bearded ass and expose him for the fraud of a champion that he is, not to mention that later on tonight I am more than happy to get in there and do that job myself. Charlie, you’re not ready to deal with myself, Raven, Camille, and Consuela, nor are you ready to deal with anyone else on this roster. You have crashed and burned since the Draft, and I don’t see how any of that is going to change now that you’re our so-called champion. It makes me and everyone else sick to see you with that belt, knowing that you don’t deserve it, and it’s really going to be something when I, the EAW Specialists Champion, fuck you up later on tonight. I’m not even sure why this match is being billed as a clash of champions, when I’m the only one who’s actually earned her championship through hard work but here we are, and the match is happening, and I’m going to be the one walking out as the winner.
Charlie Marr: Look here you Make-A-Wish wrestler bitch. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. I have earned this EAW World Championship a thousand and one times over. You can stand there and shit on me, and cut me down, and downplay everything I had to go through to get to this point, but one thing you’re going to learn is that when a bitch runs her mouth to me and has the nerve to fucking talk down to me, she’s going to get backhanded across the face and have her ass handed to her. I’m not fucking around with you, Andrea, or with the other three whores that are standing there with you. You have no fucking place on MY show, and that’s exactly what Voltage is. It’s my fucking show. There’s a reason three of the four of you are being fed to War Games and it’s because no one really gives a fuck about you. No one wants to see any of you succeed, and that match is going to serve its purpose of breaking you and hopefully killing you. That being said, who fucking knows if any of you will make it to that point anyway? Raven, your ass cracked last week when it came to facing that steaming sack of shit Terry Chambers, and all you could do was fucking cry about losing in your lockerroom. Weak ass bitch, and that’s your Cash in the Vault holder and future world champ? Fuck outta here. Do yourself a favor and stand by your man as his tag team partner, and accept that as your actual roll here in EAW.
Charlie Marr: Camille, you have the same challenge this week and I doubt you do any better against Terry. You hate when people bring up Pain for Pride and throw that in your face, but lets talk about that, alright? You lost your PURE Championship to Mark Michaels, a man who used to buy Twitter followers, and has never been anything more than a walking, talking punchline time and time again. You accepted an open challenge from Raven’s daddy at Bloodsport and couldn’t handle that, and you’ve done nothing but prove you’re just another worthless Ava cunt that needs to be fucked because that’s all you’re actually good for. As far as your sister goes, not even going to waste my breathe with her because as I’ve said before, it’s just Consuela. What the fuck is she ever going to do to anyone?
(Charlie glares at the four women on the stage.)
Ms. Extreme: Are you done with your piss-poor attempt at an ether now?
(Charlie scowls.)
Ms. Extreme: Everything you just said about each of us isn’t anything new or ground breaking. We’ve heard it all before and much worse, might I add. The fact of the matter is, three of us have been placed inside of War Games, and Raven, Andrea, and myself all realize that we have not been set up for success. Veena is putting us in this match because she thinks we’re going to embarrass Voltage, and give her a good enough reason to fire us because deep down, Veena knows that you’re not capable of getting rid of us Charlie, just like you weren’t capable of getting rid of Malcolm Jones on your own. However, the joke’s on Veena because the three of us are more than ready for the challenge that is War Games. Every single odd was stacked against the Jaded Wolfe Hearts last year when they went into that match, and they’re the ones who walked away having stolen the show. Andrea, Raven, and I plan on doing one better though. We plan on winning, and it’s going to take a monumental effort on Dynasty and Showdown’s part to stop us.
(Raven takes the microphone.)
Raven Roberts: Believe me, there’s no other team with an incentive to win like we have. The second we arrived to Voltage we were all targeted for the sole reason that we don’t have dicks. In retrospect, that’s kind of funny considering the four of us up here have bigger balls than the bearded bitch we’re all supposed to pretend is a credible champion. At Territorial Invasion, we’re being given the spotlight and when we walk away with the win, Veena, you’re going to have to eat your own slice of humble pie. How many times do we have to show you that the more brutal the match, the more we thrive? We’re not going to get injured and walk away, instead we’re going to work even harder to make sure that we not only survive, but we win and make a statement. We won’t die. We won’t go away. But keep wasting your time and trying to find a way to rain on our parades. War Games isn’t a burden to any of us. Matches and situations like these are exactly what we want. When we walk out of War Games with our hands raised, and come back to Voltage, bet that we’re going to be throwing our own celebration right there in the center of the ring.
Consuela Rose Ava (taking the microphone from Raven): And there’s going to be plenty to celebrate other than a War Games victory.
(That draws the attention of the three inside the ring, and a suspicious look crosses Veena’s face. A sly one crosses Consuela’s.)
Consuela Rose Ava: ‘Just Consuela’ holds a lot of power here on Voltage because I have a contract that allows me to compete for any championship that I want, whenever I want, and that includes the EAW World Championship…
(The crowd absolutely erupts over the thought of Consuela facing off against Charlie at Territorial Invasion.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I went to Captain Charisma’s office earlier this afternoon, with the sole purpose of cashing in my contract, and getting myself a match against Charlie at Territorial Invasion just so I could beat his ass and shut him up… BUT someone else had already beaten me to the punch and when I get a championship match of my choosing, I want it to be a one-on-one match.
(Charlie has turned to Veena and is demanding to know what Consuela is talking about. Veena doesn’t seem to have a clue and the two argue a little bit, until Jordie steps in and gets Charlie to focus his attention back on Consuela.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I see you’re extremely excited to find out who you’ll be facing at Territorial Invasion, Charlie, and even though all of us love seeing you argue with Veena, she was kept completely out of the loop about this. Just like she went behind Captain Charisma’s back to put my sister, Raven, and Andrea in War Games, Captain Charisma went behind her back and made an EAW World Championship match for Territorial Invasion. At Territorial Invasion, Charlie you will be defending AND losing your EAW World Championship against…
???: Me.
(The crowd absolutely loses it as the former two-time world champion, Rex McAllister, steps forward. Inside the ring, Charlie’s face has turned to stone while Veena is pitching an absolute fit over her nemesis being given the first crack at Charlie’s championship.)
Rex McAllister: See you soon, Charlie.
(“Alive” by POD begins to blast across the PA system, and inside the ring Charlie Marr is furious. He’s pacing back and forth and not even Jordie’s calming presence can make him relax at the moment. Veena is scrambling, trying to explain to him she had no idea, and the crowd is just eating all of this up. They are beside themselves. The Voltage roster has trickled backstage, all except for the five people who have made it their mission to spike the heads of Charlie, Veena, and Jordie and rid Voltage of them for good. Fire and Ice have their arms wrapped around one another. The Ava sisters are talking to one another, happy with the way things have panned out. Andrea has her eyes locked on Charlie, the custom EAW World Championship that had been specifically made for him in her hands.)
(Inside the ring, Charlie finally stops pacing, and he turns towards the stage. His eyes clash with Andrea’s and then narrow as the diminutive blonde holds up his custom championship and lets it drop to the ground. Andrea steps on that belt as she turns and heads backstage. Her teammates and friends follow suit and Voltage fades to its first commercial break of the night.)
(Commercial break for Ozarka bottle water. It’s been made in Texas since 1905. :wow:)
(Voltage returns from break and cuts to the backstage area where Sofia Clarke is standing by. She smiles prettily for the camera before raising her microphone up to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time… Jesse Barlow!
(The camera zooms out and shows Jesse standing next to Sofia. He’s dressed to compete, seeing as how he has a match later on tonight against Jalyn Garcia, and has a serious expression across his face.)
Sofia Clarke: Jesse, it’s been two weeks since Bloodsport, and two weeks since you failed to put away Consuela Rose Ava in a ‘Fans Bring the Weapons’ match. Can you give all of us some insight on where your head is at right now and where you plan on going from here?
Jesse Barlow: Did I fail at Bloodsport, or did Bloodsport fail me?
Sofia Clarke: :skip:
Jesse Barlow: Bloodsport was the same bland and redundant result that Voltage has been for me since my arrival. It seems that someone gets involved in my matches every single week. It’s a burden honestly, and quite unfair that I must fight handicap matches in a sense, every single week. I’ve come to the realization that neither of my Co-Commissioners are going to do anything to rectify this. They’re far too busy playing favorites and having a pissing contest with one another to open their eyes and see the bigger picture. The product is suffering due to their negligence and honestly, seeing those protesters outside and inside the arena last week was refreshing in a lot of ways. I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees what’s wrong with Voltage, and wants to see it change, and if threatening to cancel it is the only way to force change, then so be it. I have no problems going back to Dynasty or even going to Showdown should this show be put out of its misery and placed in the history archives forever. I’ll be just fine and perhaps I’ll actually be given a fair chance to succeed on one of those other brands.
Sofia Clarke: Well, there’s definitely rumors floating around that the reason Mr. DEDEDE and HRDO are here tonight is because they’re not happy with the way Voltage is being ran, and I won’t deny that you don’t have a right to question some things on this show. Someone did put a hit on you back at Bloodsport and ultimately that is what cost you the match against Consuela. Cep-
Jesse Barlow: Yes, Cepheus’ name has come up quite a bit whenever this topic is discussed, and that’s not surprising. He’s not someone who handles losing very well, and has made his feelings towards me very clear in the past. While I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, I’m fairly certain he is the person behind the attack on me. Cepheus, I’m going to directly address you right now. I know you didn’t try and put a hit on me. I don’t want to know that you tried this with me because it’s just not a good idea. While I may not be involved in certain things anymore, that Jersey boy is still inside of me. The last thing you want to do is pick a fight with me, because that’s a fight you’re not going to win. While I don’t fight for the love of it anymore, or just the pleasure of knowing that I’m capable of beating the living hell out of someone with my bare hands, I fight for a much bigger purpose now. I am fighting to rid the world of shitty human beings such as yourself and Consuela, and knowing that you have it out for me makes the next path I want to take much more clear. I have been through a lot the past few months, and as emotionally taxing as this journey has been for me, I know that I can’t stop or slow down now. Cepheus, you are filth, the scum of this Earth, and someone who needs to be stopped. Right now, you’re on the bottom, absolutely at your lowest point. You were humiliated at Bloodsport by a glorified prostitute and you came up short last week on Voltage to an absolute joke of a wrestler who has no business being in this company. You are desperate and I can relate to that feeling because once upon a time I was desperate too. I was desperate to find my way out, and forge my own path, and find real purpose in life. Cepheus, do yourself a favor and turn your attention elsewhere. I’m going to let what happened at Bloodsport go, and give you a chance to dig yourself out of the hole you’ve fallen into.
Sofia Clarke: Jesse, what about your match tonight against Jalyn?
(Jesse looks down at Sofia and smiles smugly.)
Jesse Barlow: Jalyn Garcia is a lost, confused soul. He’s in need of guidance, and after I get done defeating him later on tonight, I will extend an olive branch and welcome him with open arms. Someone like Jalyn is just crying for help, and I want to be the source of light for him. I want to encourage him to step away from the rain and stop looking at the dark clouds, and see the brighter side of life. Jalyn’s mind is his own personal asylum, and he’s locked inside, and crying to be let out. He’s beating on the door and begging for someone, anyone to show up and let him out. I have a universal key that can unlock any door, and that includes the one that Jalyn finds himself trapped behind. All he has to do is trust me and ask me nicely to help him out. I’m willing to do that, and to be a beacon of light for Jalyn Garcia. In fact, I should be the one true beacon of light for ALL of Elite Answers Wrestling.
Sofia Clarke: :wow: I don’t even know what to say to that.
(Jesse gently takes Sofia’s chin and lifts it so their eyes lock with one another.)
Jesse Barlow: There’s nothing you can say, little one, because unlike Jalyn… there’s simply no hope for you.
(Jesse’s serene face twists into an ugly smile as he spits in Sofia’s face and shoves her to the side. Sofia gasps, completely shocked and outraged, as Jesse fixes his hair and walks off. The scene fades to black.)
(Voltage reopens and Bella Braxton is ready to announce the competitors for the first match of the night!)
James Peters: Good lord! Welcome to Voltage everyone. I’m James Peters and alongside me is my broadcast partner, Rich Russillo. What a fucking way to kick off the show tonight. Rex McAllister versus Charlie Marr for the EAW World Championship at TI!!!!
Rich Russillo: James, I can just hear you licking your chops with the mere thought of that match! Rex and Charlie always bring it against one another and I can’t wait to see what goes down at Territorial Invasion.
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL…
(Crowd repeats “ONE FALL!”)
Bella Braxton: IT IS A FATAALLL FOURRR WAYYYYY!!!
(‘Land Of The Innocent’ by Feathers begins to play as the crowd starts to cheer.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM LONDON…WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS…THE SUPERHERO OF VOLTAGE…SARAHHHHH PRICEEEE!!!
(Crowd filled with heavy cheers as Sarah Price makes her way down to the ring.)
James Peters: Rich, this is a woman who uses her morals and sportsmanship to guide her in EAW. Do you think that will be enough to come out victorious in this match? She is a newcomer and this will be her first match here in EAW!
Rich: Honestly, in my experience the ones who are willing to unleash their cutthroat nature are the ones who are most successful. However, Sarah does show a very special type of potential here on Voltage.
(‘The Next Movement’ by the roots beings playing as Damian Butler The Third makes his way onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: FROM SILICON VALLEY CALIFORNIA …WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS…. DAMIANNNNN BUTLERRR THE THIRRRRDDDDD!!!
Rich Russillo: Butler is VERY sneaky, he’s incredibly clever and the other competitors are going to have to be incredibly careful around this guy.
(The crowd cheers as Damian enters the ring.)
(‘Head Strong’ by Trapt echoes throughout the arena as Shawn Sturgis Jr. enters the voltage stage.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE THIRD MAN IN THIS MATCH…WRESTLING OUT OF FONTANA CALIFORNIA….WEIGHING 205 POUNDS….SHAWNNNNN STURGISSSS JRRRRR.!)
(The crowd cheers and boos as some don’t enjoy this mans cocky attitude.)
Rich Russillo: This man, despite being very fresh on the voltage roster has so much potential to be successful here, in EAW.
(‘LLC’ by Nicki Manaj beings to play as Aniyah Mitchell struts onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: THEIR OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 155 POUNDS…THE HOOOOOD PRINCESSS… ANIYAHHHHH MIIIITCHELLLLL!!!
(Crowd rings out in a chorus of boos as Mitchell makes her way to the ring.)
(With every competitor in the ring ready to compete, the ref signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING)
James Peters: Get ready Voltage fans, here we go! Aniyah immediately rolls outside the ring, obviously not wanting to exert her energy yet.
Rich Russillo:This is a smart strategy by Mitchell, let the other three duke it out while and strike when she’s ready.
James Peters: As much as I think it’s cheap, I do agree it’s a smart tactic. Now back in the ring Sturgis and Butler lock horns, Sturgis pushes Butler into the corner but Sarah Price rolls him up from behind..For a kick out at one. Now Sturgis with a boot to the midsection of Price, but Butler picks Shawn up and hits him with an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Ouch! NOT WASTING ANY TIME HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES WITH A SLINGBLADE! BUT PRINCE COMES IN AND HITS BUTLER WITH A RUNNING HURRICANRANA!
Rich Russillo: Sarah now looking to take it high risk wi-DAMN! ANIYAH IN FROM BEHIND, BLINDSIDING PRICE…NOW SHE SCOOPS HER UP…OH MY GOD…SHE’S GOT PRINCE IN A GORILLA PRESS AN- NO SARAH ESCAPED OUT THE BACKDOOR, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES NOW WITH A DROPKICK! RIGHT TO THE FACE! SHE MAY PLAY NICE, BUT IN THE RING IT’S ALL BUSINESS! Now Aniyah back to her feet, Sarah gestures for a handshake in a show of friendly sportsmanship an- Mitchell spits right in the face of Sarah! Absolutely disgusting, NOW SARAH IS ABSOLUTELY INFURIATED AND UNLEASHING ON ANIYAH!
James Peters: But Sturgis roles back into the ring and launches Price out of the ring, NOW HE GRABS THE WRIST AND GOES UP FOR THE TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA…BUT ANIYAH COUNTERS INTO A POWERBOMB! BUTLER ROLLS BACK IN AND RAPIDLY HITS AN UNDERHOOK SUPLEX ON MITCHELL, NOT WASTING ANY OF HIS TIME HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO STURGIS….CAMEL CLUTCH!!! CAMEL CLUTCH ON SHAWN, HE’S GONNA TAP, HE’S GONNA TAP!!!
(Crowd starts chanting ‘TAP, TAP, TAP”)
Rich Russillo: HE’S GONNA TA-HAPPY ENDING MOONSAULT FROM SARAH PRICE!!! SHE HIT THE MOONSAULT ON THAT MASS OF BODIES BREAKING IT UP, SAVING THE MATCH FOR HERSELF! Shawn rolls out of the ring, battered and bruised. BUT SARAH’S UP NOW, SIGNALING FOR THE BITTERSWEET ENDING…BUTLER DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING…SHE GOES FOR IT – BUTLER COUNTERS INTO THE SHOTGUN STUNNER!!! HE GOES RIGHT INTO THE COVER…
(ONEEEEEEEE…)
(TWWWWOOOO…)
(THRRR-)
James & Rich: KICKOUT!!! KICKOUT!!!
James Peters: PRICE IS ALIVE…BUT BUTLER IS NOT DONE WITH HER YET! HE’S GOING FOR THE MOTHERBOARD…ANIYAH’S BACK IN NOW AND HITS A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER ON BUTLER, HE’S DEAD!!! JESUS CHRST THAT MOVE IS BRUTAL! ANIYAH NOW FOCUSES ON BUTLER…BOTH COMPETITORS STARING EACH OTHER DOWN, READY TO BRAWL!
Rich Russillo: AND HERE WE GO, THE BRAWL IS ON!! THIS LATE IN THE MATCH HOW THEY EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO THIS, IS INCREDIBLE!! TRADING BLOWS, VICIOUS FOREARMS AND PUNCHES!! SHAWN GOES ON THE INSIDE, HITS A MASSIVE FISHERMAN SUPLEX, RATTLING THE RING! HIS WHOLE BODY WAS JUST SHAKEN TO ITS CORE…WHAT THE HELL…ANIYAH GETS RIGHT BACK UP WITH A DEVASTATING FLYING HEADBUTT, RIGHT TO THE SKULL!!
James Peters: THAT WAS THE SOUND OF TWO HUMAN SKULLS COLLIDING! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! BOTH COMPETITORS DOWN NOW..THIS MATCH LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MASSACRE, BODIES JUST STREWN EVERYWHERE!
(Crowd chants (FIGHT FOREVER, FIGHT FOREVER, FIGHT FOREVER!)
Rich Russillo: THIS SOLD OUT CROWD IS ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC, THIS MATCH HAS EXCEEDED THE HYPE, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WAR! THIS IS WHAT VOLTAGE IS ABOUT! THE COMPETITORS; UNRIVALED, MATCH QUALITY; UNRIVALED!
James Peters: Now, Shawn Sturgis showing some signs of life…Sarah Prince is arising as well…SPORTSMANSHIP IS OUT THE WINDOW, RESPECT IS OUT THE WINDOW, THIS IS ABOUT A VICTORY! SHAWN EXPLODES WITH A LARIAT!! JESUS CHRIST…NOW HE IS WASTING ZERO TIME HEADING TO THE OUTSIDE…LOOK NO HANDS!!!! LOOK NO HANDS!!! THE 450 CONNECTED, SHAWN HEADING INTO THE PIN NOW…
(ONNNEEEEE…)
(TWWWWWOOOOO…)
(THRRR-)
Rich Russillo: BREEEEAAAAAKKKK A BITTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!! CORKSCREWWWW SENTON BOMB ONTO BOTH COMPETITORS FROM ANIYAH!!!! SHE JUST CRUSHED HE BODIES OF TWO COMPETITORS, WITH ONE MOVE! NOW SHE GOES FOR TH- BUTLER STORMS IN THE RING, HITS ANIYAH WITH THE MOTHERBOARD!!! THAT PUMPHANDLE FACEBUSTER, JUST CONNECTED ON THE BROOKLYN BADDIE! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!…
(OOONNNEEEE….)
(TWOOOOOOO….)
(THRRRRR-)
KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KICKOUT OF THE MOTHERBOARD! EXCUSE MY FRENCH, BUT HOLY SHIT! EVEN BELLA BRAXTON LOOKS STUNNED!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE IT TOOK EVERYTHING OUT OF DAMIAN!!
Rich Russillo: NOT EVERYTHING …HE’S GOT ONE MORE TRICK LEFT UP HIS SLEEVE…WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING NOW…HE’S STACKING ALL THE BODIES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING?!?!
James Peters: WHATEVER IT IS, HE’S HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE…COMPLETELY OUT OF THE ORDINARY FOR HIM…SHAWN STURGIS EMERGES FROM THE PILE AND THWARTS THE ATTEMPTED MOVE. Shawn now trying to-…wait what the hell …WHAT THE HELL..HE’S GOT HIM HOOKED UP…AVALANCHE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE’S SURELY DONE NOW, BUT THAT TOOK SO MUCH OUT OF SHAWN AS WELL! SARAH PRICE IS ALIVE AGAIN, AS SHE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING WITH A NASTY BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SHAWN STURGIS! INTO THE CORNER NOW, URGING SHAWN BACK TO HIS FEET…SHE’S THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER VICIOUS KNEE…SHE HITS IT!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!!!
James Peters: WHY ISN’T SHE COVERING HIM?!?!?
Rich Russillo: SHE”S LOOKING TO SEAL THE DEAL NOW…OH GOD…. COULD SHE BE LOOKING FOR THE HAPPILY EVER AFTER??? THAT INSANE DOUBLE ROTATION MOONSAULT, COULD BE A GUARANTEED FINISH IN THIS MATCH!! ITS HER ACE IN THE HOLE!!! SHE’S ON THE TOP ROPE….OH BUT SHE’S THROWN ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR BY ANIYAH, WHAT A BRUTAL FALL! ANIYAH NOW SEE’S STURGIS, KNOWING HE’S SUFFERED TWO BRUTAL KNEE STRIKES, LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! SHE SCOOPS HIM UP…TIGER BOMBBBBBBBB!!!!! SHE HIT THE BLACK GIRL MAGIC, GOD, SHE’S DONE IT…WAIT, WHY IS SHE NOT PINNING HIM?!?!?
James Peters: OH YOU KNOW WHY, SHE’S GOING TO FINISH THIS MATCH WITH A BANG…UP TO THE TOP NOW…BREAAAAAKKKK AAAAAA BITCHHHHHH!!!! SHE HIT IT, ITS OVER!!! INTO THE COVER ON SHAWN NOW….
(ONEEEEEEEEE…)
(TWWWWWWWWWWOOO…)
(THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)
(DING, DING, DING!!!!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOUR WINNER …THE SELF PROCLAIMED NEXT CHAMPION …ANIYAH MITCHELLLL!!!!!!
James Peters: She talked a lot of smack before this bout, but boy did she deliver tonight! Congratulations Aniyah for the win so early on in her career!
Rich Russillo: Yep. The other three competitors tried their best, and don’t get me wrong, they all looked great out there, but in the end it’s Aniya who got the win, so congratulations.
(‘LLC’ hits once again as Aniya Mitchell gets back to her feet, with a grin on her face as her hand is raised by the referee. The crowd begins to boo but she doesn’t seem to care as she celebrates her win. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Olive Garden featuring HRDO, Harlow Reichert, and Mark Michaels. $5.00 take home entrees are the deal right now, so get them along with unlimited salad, and breadsticks!)
(Voltage returns and cuts to Bella.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! INTRODUCING FIRST!
( ‘The Hounds of Anubis’ by The Word Alive blasts through the speaker, prompting Jesse Barlow to step onto the stage and reveal himself to the audience. With an empty expression planted on his face, he disregards the crowd while making his way down to the ring )
Bella Braxton: From Hoboken, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 pounds.. JESSSSSEEEE BARRRRLOOOWWWW
James Peters: The Virtuous Jesse Barlow has a bone to pick with this industry after recently coming up short from his Bloodsport match against Consuela Rose Ava. In this match, Barlow has the chance to pull himself together and get back on track as he steps toe-to-toe with the rebellious Jayln Garcia.
( Right when Barlow steps off the ropes, ‘What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There?’ by Attack, Attack! scatters throughout the American Airlines Center. Jayln Garcia receives a loud, positive reception while he courageously marches down the aisle )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Sacramento, California, weighing in at 150 pounds… JAAAALLLLYNNNNN GARRRCCCIIIIIAAAAAA!!!
Rich Russillo: You are absolutely correct James, from beginning to end, Jayln Garcia will not go down without a fight and we have learned that many times previously Garcia has a rebel heart and anyone who has the opportunity to face him, including Jesse Barlow, will have a difficult time putting his determination to sleep.
( DING! DING! DING !)
James Peters: Barlow and Garcia adjusting themselves as the referee has begun this contest. Garcia uses his agility to quickly avoid Barlow, swipes his hands away as both men look to start this match up. Majority of the audience members seem to be leaning towards Garcia as they chant in unison. Barlow receives little to no support as he aggressively grabs Garcia and muscles him into the corner.
Rich Russillo: The referee demands him to separate from Garcia, but he continues to pressure him into the corner! The ref now counting before Barlow whips Garcia and closely follows i’m into the corner. Garcia rolls past Barlow and flips backwards, dodging both of Barlow’s offense as he gets back into the corner.
James Peters: Barlow rushes into him! Garcia quickly slides between the middle rope and connects with a kick to the face. Barlow momentarily stunned as Garcia jumps onto the top rope! BUT BARLOW BLASTS HIM OFF THE ROPES WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE APRON!!
Rich Russillo: The sound of Garcia’s back robusting off the apron echoes throughout the arena as Barlow immediately tosses him back into the ring! He grabs his neck, thrusts him down with a snapmare, and SMASHES THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A DROPKICK! Barlow slams his neck into the canvas for a cover!
ONE…
James Peters: Kick out! Barlow quickly back on the attack as he gets back up to his feet and blasts Garcia’s back with a soccer kick. He grabs his head and lifts him up! LIFTING INVERTED DDT! NO! Garcia stuns Barlow with his right knee and releases the hold. Garcia now runs the ropes and dodges Barlow. He bounces off the ropes and jumps up and onto Garcia! HURRICANRANA!
Rich Russillo: AND BARLOW FLIPS RIGHT ONTO HIS FEET! What a smooth transition onto his feet as Barlow brushes his shoulders! He turns around EATS A DROPKICK FROM GARCIA! Barlow retreats to the corner turnbuckles while Garcia closely follows him. Garcia shoulder thrusts him, steps through the ropes and connects with a jumping kick onto Barlow from the apron.
James Peters: Barlow wobbles away from the corner while Garcia leaps off the top rope! Barlow ducks Garcia, causing him to roll down into the canvas as he turns around! YAKUZA KICK!!! Garcia was looking for a yakuza kick but Barlow catches his foot. Barlow spins his foot around! AND GARCIA CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! Garcia gets back up to his feet and springs off the ropes! BARLOW MEETS HIM HALFWAY AND WIPES HIM OUT WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT THAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT! COVER!
ONE…
TW-
Rich Russillo: Garcia gets his shoulder up at two! Barlow powers him into the corner turnbuckles and whips him towards the other. Barlow tightly follows him from behind as Garcia gets both of his feet up and stops him in his tracks. Barlow spins his legs around and hangs him from the second rope! AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!
James Peters: Barlow leaves him hanging from the second rope as he runs the ropes! AND CHARGES INTO THE HANGING GARCIA!! HE SLIDES DOWN AND BRINGS HIM DOWN!! ROPE HUNG SLIDING GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! WHAT!!?!?! HOW IN THE HELL!?!? GARCIA SOMEHOW FLIPPED ONTO HIS FEET AND WHAT A UNIQUE COUNTER!
Rich Russillo: Barlow jubilates at ringside as he is completely oblivious! GARCIA DASHES, SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES, GRABS HIS HEAD, AND TURNS HIM AROUND INTO A TORNADO DDT!!! A SUICIDE DIVE TORNADO DDT PLANTS BARLOW ONTO THE CONCRET MAT AS GARCIA QUICKLY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!! HE IS GOING FOR ROUND TWO!!!
James Peters: SUIIIICIIIDDDE DIIIVE!!! GARCIA GOES FULL SPEED AHEAD INTO BARLOW AND PROJECTS HIM INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: Garcia needs to get Barlow back into the squared circle before the referee gets to the count of ten.
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!!
James Peters: He has difficulty retrieving Barlow from behind the announce table. The weight difference between them two currently playing as a disadvantage for Garcia as he can’t get him up!
SEVEN!!!
EIGHT!!
Rich Russillo: Garcia has inserted himself into the ring while Barlow catches his breath on the table. Garcia could win by countout!
NINE!!!!
James Peters: BUT GARCIA DECIDES TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH AS HE EXITS THE RING TO GRAB BARLOW!!! He steps onto the announcer table and pulls him up to his feet!!! BARLOW PICKS GARCIA UP!! AND JUMPS OFF THE TABLE!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OFF THE TABLE!!! BARLOW SENDING GARCIA CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE MAT AS HE QUICKLY GETS HIM INTO THE RING! Garcia should’ve just taken the countout victory while Barlow waits in the corner! BARLOW CHARGES INTO GARCIA!! SPEARRRRR!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! GARCIA JUMPS UP AND FLATTENS BARLOW WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! BARLOW IS ROCKED AS GARCIA COMES OFF THE ROPES! CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!!! BUT BARLOW LIFTS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! GARCIA LANDS ON HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! BARLOW WITH A SUPERKICK TO HIS JAW!!! Precision superkick as Barlow hoists him up! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER!!! COVER!!
ONE…
TWO..
T-
James Peters: KICK OUT! Barlow slams the canvas in frustration before he whips him into the corner. Garcia reverses it and sends Barlow instead. He sprints into Barlow! BARLOW PICKS HIM UP AND SPINS HIM ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Garcia is seated on the turnbuckle as BARLOW BLASTS HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT!
Rich Russillo: Garcia is dazed on the top while Barlow joins him. Barlow grabs his tights! SUPERPLEX?!?!?! Garcia rains down forearms onto Barlow, momentarily stunning him as he stands tall on the top turnbuckle. Garciw grabs Barlow’s head with his legs and twists around! INVERTED HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP!! NO!!! BARLOW HOLDS ONTO GARCIA!!
James Peters: Barlow has Garcia hung from his shoulders as he shifts the direction! Garcia is now facing the turnbuckles while Barlow has dangerous intentions! BARLOW JUMPS OFF THE TOP!!! AND DRIVES GARCIA INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SUPER INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM!! MY GOD!! Barlow slowly crawls over for the cover!!
ONE…
TWO…
THR-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT!! Barlow is apoplectic as he was certain that was going to win the match. Barlow now has Garcia in his sights! BARLOW CHARGES INTO HIM!! NEVERRRMOREEE!! NO!!! BARLOW WAS LOOKING FOR HIS SIGNATURE BICYCLE KNEE BUT GARCIA DODGES IT AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE APRON WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK!
James Peters: Garcia emerges from the canvas and makes his way towards Barlow! BARLOW WITH A SHOULDER THRUST! But, Garcia moves out the way and jumps up! GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A ROPE HUNG SATELLITE DDT!!! WHAT A DDT AS GARCIA PICKS HIM UP!!! STARRRRR CHAAASSSERRRRR!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK GUTBUSTER CONNECTS!!
ONE…
TWO…
THRE-
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! BARLOW GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Garcia rapidly ascends the turnbuckles while Barlow is laid out in the middle of the ring! GARCIA SOARS!! NATTTURALLL INSTINCTS!!! NO!!! BARLOW ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND GARCIA MISSES THE FROG SPLASH!!
James Peters: BARLOW RUNS THE ROPES!!!! NEVVERRRMORRRREEEEEE!!! THE DEVASTATING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AND HE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!
ONE….
TWO…
THRE-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT!! BARLOW CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Barlow completely aggravated as he impatiently waits for Garcia to return back to his feet! BARLOW CHARGES INTO GARCIA!! SPEARRRRRRRR!!! BUT GARCIA ROLLS HIM UP!!
ONE….
TWO…
THRE-
James Peters: NO!!! Both men get up to their feet AND BARLOW IMMEDIATELY SENDS GARCIA FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A DOUBLE LEGGED DROPKICK!!! BARLOW BRINGS DOWN HIS RIGHT KNEE PAD!!!! HE RUNS THE ROPES!!!!! NEVERRRMORRREEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! GARCIA SIDESTEPS HIM AND JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH AN INVERTED HURRICANRANA!!!! GARCIA ACTS QUICKLY AS HE HOOKS HIS ARMS!! AND HOISTS HIM UP!!! STARRR CHASEERR!! BUT BARLOW ROLLS HIM OVER AND LOCKS IN THE FINAL VERDICT!! THE MODIFIED GOGOPLATA SINKED IN AT THE CENTER OF THE RING AS GARCIA HAS NO WAY OUT!!
James Peters: BUT GARCIA SLOWLY TRIES TO GET HIS LEGS TOWARDS THE ROPES!! Garcia digging his body through the canvas as he tries to get a rope break and he has difficulty doing so! Barlow wants to put Garcia to sleep, but the man keeps fighting through the agony! AND GARCIA GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! Barlow frustrated as he releases the submission hold.
Rich Russillo: Garcia gasping for oxygen while Barlow runs the ropes! NOT ANOTHER ONE!! NEVERMORRREEEE!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK TO BARLOW!! GARCIA SURPRISES BARLOW WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AS THEY BOTH STRUGGLE TO STAND ON THEIR TWO FEET!! They lean onto each other as WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND BULLDOZES RIGHT THROUGH GARCIA AND BARLOW WITH CLOTHESLINES!! The crowd raining down heavy boos onto The Treacherous One as he grabs GARCIA AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Rich Russillo: St.Claire now tosses Barlow through the ropes and pummels him with a barrage of fists! Barlow defenseless as Claire projects him into the steel steps! BUT BARLOW JUMPS OVER THE STEPS!! HE STEPS BACK ONTO THE STEPS AND LEAPS ONTO CLAIRE!! AND UNLOADS ONTO CLAIRE WITH PUNCHES!!
James Peters: Claire absorbing all the strikes as he immediately blasts Barlow’s midsection with a knee strike. Claire grabs his neck and RUNS INTO THE BARRICADE!! BARLOW TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS CLAIRE INSTEAD INTO THE CROWD!!! Claire goes over the barricade and joins the audience members.
Rich Russillo: BARLOW JUMPS ONTO THE BARRIcADE!! AND EXPLODES ONTO CLAIRE WITH A CROSSBODY!! Barlow taking Claire out as he retreats! Claire’s plan didn’t go as he wanted to and Barlow made sure of it!
( While Claire escapes through the crowd, the camera pans into a view of Jalyn Garcia appearing incredibly frustrated.)
(Voltage fades into a recap of Friday Night Dynasty.)
(A recap of Friday Night Dynasty airs showing the fallout from Operation: Doomsday. Serena Bennett is named the captain of the Dynasty War Games team, while Drake King needed an assist from Jake Smith to defeat a very game Darcy May Morgan. In the main event, Jack Ripley beat Provencal, but it was Lethal Consequences that would show up, beat the living shit out of Jack, and make it known that he’s not stopping until he gets championship gold of his own.)
(Voltage fades in and reopens up inside Matt Daniels’ office. Matt is looking smug as Veena is pacing the floor of the office, about to wear a hole in the carpet. She’s clearly pissed and upset over the fact that Matt went behind her back and signed an EAW World Championship match for Territorial Invasion.)
Matt Daniels: Now you know how it feels.
(Veena takes a deep breath, stops pacing, and whirls around. She focuses her blue eyes on Matt and cuts him a glare.)
Veena Adams: There is a huge fucking difference between me throwing three insignifcant cunts into a War Games match and you fucking with the career path of the most talented man this sport has ever seen.
(Matt busts out laughing.)
Matt Daniels: Do you even believe that? You know good and goddamn well that Charlie Marr is nothing more than a toy for you to play with since I made sure to separate you from The Visual Prophet. That’s the man you really wanted all of this for, and now you’re having to settle for someone who doesn’t even have an iota of the talent that Viz did, but shares the same warped vision as you when it comes to women and their place in wrestling. It’s sick and it’s pathetic, and when HRDO and DEDEDE get here, whatever happens to Voltage and to us is on you.
Veena Adams: First of all, they’re not going to do anything to either of us. My Uncle Ryan is overly angry these days because he married a cock tease who won’t spread her legs or her lips for him. When he gets cucked, he gets angry and lashes out, and forgets to see the bigger picture which is the fact that even though Bloodsport pissed off Mattel, it was a huge hit with the fans and for ratings. Clips from Bloodsport have millions of views on YouTube and on other social media platforms, and honestly I’m guilty of watching Andrea get stabbed in the shoulder with a knife at least a hundred times. And secondly, you were just as into Bloodsport as I was. We might not always see eye to eye but we both wanted this throwback event. We wanted to take EAW back to its extreme roots and we did that in spades.
Matt Daniels: You know as well as I do that things go out of hand.
Veena Adams: NO ONE DIED!
Matt Daniels: PAUL JOSHUA?!
(Before Veena can reply, there is a knock on the door. HRDO and Mr. DEDEDE walk in, and there’s an immediate shift in the energy of the room. Veena twirls a strand of hair around her finger, while Matt at least has the decency to look nervous.)
HRDO: Matt, Veena.
(Matt shakes the hands of HRDO and Mr. DEDEDE, while Veena eyes her beloved uncle, trying to gauge his reaction. He absolutely ignores her which causes the blonde princess to pout.)
HRDO: I really don’t want to beat around the bush or draw this out for any longer than it needs to be. I’m far from pleased with this show and what it’s been reduced too. The chaos and violence has gotten completely out of hand and both of you have been warned about this before. ELITE Answers Wrestling is about wrestling, competition, and the sheer athletic prowess of our male and female Elitists. This is a sport that is based on skills and ability, and not about people stabbing one another during matches with a knife or using screwdrivers to end matches. EAW needs to be taken seriously as a meritocracy in times where other leagues are coming under fire for multitudes of reasons, and that’s not happening. The problem I’m having with this is that there’s a fine line between meritocracy and anarchy, and Voltage has absolutely descended into the latter, and the culmination of that was Bloodsport. The lack of rules and structure for that event put the lives of every single Voltage Elitists in jeopardy, and you two are lucky that there were no serious injuries coming out of that show.
Veena Adams: Ohmygawd, that’s why we had everyone sign a waiver. You act like the people on Voltage aren’t happy to go down to that ring and try to murder one another every single night. Even losers like Rexy like to unleashes that dark side, and Bloodsport was absolutely amazing. It’s like I was telling Matty, the ratings were through the roof and there hasn’t been any other brand exclusive free-per-view that has gotten as much coverage as Bloodsport.
Mr. DEDEDE: Yes because during board meetings I LOVE hearing everyone talk about what absolute carny shitfest Voltage has become. I can’t tell you how fucking redundant it is to sit there and listen to people like Jon Conning drone on and on about what a disaster it’s been to let my spoiled, 21-year old brat of a niece perside over a show, a show that she was never supposed to be Co-Commisioner of to begin with. I’m absolutely disgusted over what Voltage has become and if you two don’t clean it the fuck up immediately there’s going to be some problems.
Matt Daniels: With all due respect, we’re not going to stand here and act like Voltage is the only brand out of the three to embrace lack of rules in matches. Please don’t take this the wrong way, but didn’t your own wife just staple another woman’s hand to the mat over on Dynasty, then rip the same woman’s flesh open with her own teeth to win a match?
Veena Adams: And didn’t you just end the career of Carlos Cruz last week and hit him over the head with an Equalizer?! Like honestly, Uncle Ryan, before you come in here and preach at us, and threaten Matty and I, you should make sure you and yours are abiding by these expectations you suddenly seem to have. I’m fairly sure you wouldn’t even be blinking an eye if Mattel wasn’t annoying you and you weren’t watching the EAW stock drop on your little app because some church groups and ugly soccer moms got offended over watching a combat sport.
(Veena’s comments hang in the air for a moment, and Mr. DEDEDE shakes his head.)
Mr. DEDEDE: What did you just say to me, Veena?
(Veena knows better to answer that and does her best not to cower under the glare that Mr. DEDEDE has turned on her.)
Mr. DEDEDE: I have never, EVER seen you get this bold with me before. I wonder where the fuck you’ve been getting that from?
(Mr. DEDEDE snaps his glare at Matt, silently accusing him for Veena’s lack of respect and boldness.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Do me a favor, Veena. Come here. Now.
(Veena looks nervously at Matt, who out of sheer instinct reaches out to grab her arm and keep her from walking over to Mr. DEDEDE. Veena pulls away, and cautiously steps forward, and Mr. DEDEDE lunges for her. He grabs Veena by the throat and slams her several feet back into the wall of the office. Matt immediately goes for Mr. DEDEDE, but HRDO is quick to restrain him.)
HRDO: That’s family, Matt. Don’t get involved.
Mr. DEDEDE (to a gasping Veena): You know, I’ve been noticing something different about you lately and it’s the fact you’ve clearly forgotten your place. Let me do the courtesy of reminding you. You are lesser than me, just like everyone else in this goddamn world. As a woman, you were born to answer to me, not the other way around, so don’t you ever EVER fucking question anything I say to you again. Our roles have not been reversed and no matter how comfortable sitting in the ivory tower has made you, you don’t get to run your dumb fucking mouth.
Veena Adams (whimpering): Uncle Ryan please…
(Despite the hell Veena has put him through, Matt once again tries to intervene. HRDO jerks him back, refusing to let the Hall of Famer rush to Veena’s aid.)
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s not preaching when it comes from my mouth, it’s fucking gospel. I put food on the table, I keep the lights on in this motherfucking company, the same way I did in the house you were raised in, because I am eternally correct. Your mother knows, your uncles know, your cousins know to obey, to comply. Only you have become forgetful. Do yourself the biggest favor imaginable, watch your fucking mouth.
(Mr. DEDEDE lets go of Veena’s throat and backhands her across the face, sending Veena to the ground. Veena immediately lets out a cry and grabs her face, sobbing more out of shame and humiliation than the actual pain of DEDEDE’s blow.)
Mr. DEDEDE: I don’t need or ever want to hear anyone’s dissenting opinion because once HRDO and I walked into this building, this stopped being an open fucking forum. Clean this fucking show up. BOTH of you.
(Mr. DEDEDE spins on his heels and stalks out of the office. HRDO has let go of Matt, who has rushed to Veena’s side and is holding her face. The Vice President shakes his head.)
HRDO: The board will be monitoring Voltage closely going forward. Make the changes so we don’t have a repeat of this. Have a good day.
(HRDO takes his exit. Matt brushes Veena’s hair off her face and helps her up. It takes her several moments to calm down but when she finally does, she looks Matt right in the eyes.)
Veena Adams: Fuck them both, Matty. They’re not about to get away with talking to both of us like that. If they think Bloodsport was chaotic, they haven’t seen a goddamn thing yet.
Matt Daniels: Now Veena…
(But she has already pushed passed Matt and stormed out. Matt rakes a hand through his hair and shakes his head. The scene fades to black.)
(The camera cuts back to ringside and to Bella, who’s in the middle of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Thunderstruck” by ACDC plays to loud cheers as Korey Gaines comes out to the stage. He looks confident as he pumps up the crowd and makes his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Oklahoma City Oklahoma, weighing in at 170 pounds… THE AERIAL WONDER, KOREY…GAINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Here comes The Aerial Wonder Korey Gaines back in action after a gruesome match 2 weeks ago.
James Peters: I guess you can say everyone at Bloodsport went through a lot, but Korey Gaines is a different story. He’s looking for that needed boost after he lost his chance at the Interwire Title and nows his chance as he faces Frankie Paradise tonight
Rich Russillo: Hey. I wonder where Amura from Bora Bora is?
(Korey enters the ring, jumps up the ropes, and raises his arm in the air before jumping down as “Thunderstruck” fades out. “Come Together” by Gary Clark and Junkie XL plays to boos from the crowd as Frankie Paradise comes out with a cocky look on his face. He starts to walk down to the ring talking to the ladies in the front row.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Los Angeles California, weighing in at 225 pounds… FRANKIE…PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I don’t understand what ladies see in him.
James Peters: Well you’re not a lady are you?
Rich Russillo: I don’t tell you everything…
James Peters: :oh: Anyways! The King of Swing has a great opportunity tonight to get a huge win over someone who’s gotten a handful of championship opportunities here in EAW. Let’s see what Frankie has for Gaines tonight!
(Frankie Paradise sits on the middle rope before getting in and going to the top rope. He slowly takes his shirt off before hopping off and getting ready as “Come Together” fades out and the referee rings the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this match is underway and both men are circling the ring. Gaines offering to lock up- FRANKIE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AS KOREY STAGGERS BACK! Korey nodding as he starts to circle around again. BUT FRANKIE ATTACKING HIM AS KOREY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER! Frankie stopping the onslaught and irish whipping Korey to the opposite corner. Frankie taking a run at Korey! KOREY KICKING FRANKIE RIGHT IN THE FACE!
James Peters: Frankie stumbling down to a knee as Gaines jumps up to the top rope! MISSILE DROPKICK! Frankie knocked right down as Gaines is bringing him up and to the ropes. FRANKIE NAILING GAINES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Korey stunned as Frankie throws him into the corner! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Korey falls to a sitting position in the corner as Frankie moves to the opposite and takes a run! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CORNER!!
Rich Russillo: Korey quickly crawling away as Frankie follows. FRANKIE STOMPING KOREY RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD SENDING HIM BACK DOWN! Frankie leaning against the corner now waiting for Gaines to get to his feet as he slowly is! He’s setting him up! SNAPSHO- NO! GAINES KEEPING HIMSELF GROUNDED AS HE ELBOWS FRANKIE IN THE FACE BEFORE THE REVERSE STO CONNECTS! Frankie moving back as Korey runs towards him! DROP TOE HOLD SENDING FRANKIE INTO THE MIDDLE ROPES! Korey taking a run! HE LEAPS OVER THE ROPES! LEG DROP TO THE HEAD OF FRANKIE PARADISE!!!
James Peters: THE WRECKING BALL LEG DROP CONNECTS AS KOREY GETS INTO THE RING AND DRAGS FRANKIE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! PIN ATTEMPT BY KOREY GAINES!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWO-
Rich Russillo: NO! Frankie kicks out quickly as Korey looks in dismay! Korey bringing him up again! KOREY WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE GUT SENDING FRANKIE INTO THE CORNER! Korey coming in- FRANKIE GRABBING GAINES AND KNEEING HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT! Gaines staggers down to a knee as he tries to recuperate. Frankie is on the second rope as Gaines unknowingly gets up! DIVING REVERSE STO! HIGH DEFINITION CONNECTS!
James Peters: I don’t think Frankie is done as he’s bringing Korey Gaines up once again! GUT KICK TO KOREY DOUBLING HIM OVER! Frankie grabbing him into a suplex position I think he’s going for EL PARADISO! FRANKIE LIFTING KOREY OFF HIS FEET- WAIT KOREY DROPS HIS WEIGHT FORCING FRANKIE TO BRING HIM DOWN!!! KOREY LANDING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO THE GUT OF FRANKIE WEAKENING HIM! KOREY PUSHING FRANKIE OUT OF THE RING ALONG WITH HIMSELF!!!
Rich Russillo: Korey taking opportunity and throwing Frankie back into the ring before the Ref can start the count. KOREY UP ON THE TOP ROPE! OKLAHOMA TWIS- NOBODY HOME!!! FRANKIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS AS KOREY’S FACE IS IN A MIX OF PAIN AND SHOCK AS HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES!!!
James Peters: Frankie Paradise wasting no time capitalizing on the situation as he grabs Korey! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!! ALL THE AIR WAS TAKEN OUT OF KOREY GAINES AS FRANKIE PARADISE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRRE-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY KOREY GAINES! FRANKIE THOUGHT HE HAD HIM THERE AS HE ARGUES WITH THE REF! Frankie doesn’t see Gaines slowly stumbling up right now as he’s too busy arguing with the Ref! GAINES GRABBING FRANKIE AND TURNING HIM AROUND- FRANKIE PURPOSELY FALLING INTO THE REF! Gaines is in confusion as he gets up and runs right to Frankie! LOW BLOW- NO FRANKIE TRIED TO CHEAP SHOT GAINES BUT GAINES CATCHES HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FORCING HIM BACKWARDS!
James Peters: Gaines aiming for the legs! KICK, KICK, KICK, SUPERKICK PARTY!!! FRANKIE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD AS GAINES IS BRINGING HIM UP! WAIT! WAIT! FRANKIE GUT KICKING GAINES! HE LIFTS HIM UP! BRAINBUSTER!! EL PARADISO CONNECTS!!! FRANKIE CRAWLING OVER TO KOREY WHO IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!! PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Rich Russillo: WAIT THE REF IS KNOCKED OUT! FRANKIE IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AS HE COULD’VE PULLED OFF THE WIN IF IT WASN’T FOR HIMSELF! FRANKIE TRYING TO WAKE UP THE REF AS KOREY GAINES IS STIRRING UP! WAIT WAIT! KOREY GRABBING FRANKIE! OKIE DESTROYER! FLIP PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!! GAINES QUICKLY GOING TO THE TOP ROPE AS THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET FOR THE AERIAL WONDER! 405!!! IMPLODING 450° SPLASH!!! KOREY QUICKLY GOING FOR THE PIN ON FRANKIE PARADISE!!!
Crowd: ONE! TWO-
James Peters: WAIT! ANOTHER REF!!! HE’S ROLLING INTO THE RING!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE?!?!? IT’S ERIC HAVOC!!! HE’S JUMPED IN FROM THE CROWD AND LEAPED AT THE REF! ERIC ATTACKING THE REF AS IT LOOKS LIKE KOREY IS IN PURE SHOCK!
Korey Gaines (Off-Mic): WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?
Eric Havoc (Off-Mic): SHUT UP!
James Peters: ERIC GOING AFTER KOREY GAINES AS WELL AS HE BRINGS HIM UP- WAIT WAIT! FRANKIE PARADISE PUSHING ERIC AWAY! HE’S HELPING GAINES!!! Frankie checking on Kore- CHAOS IMPACT! JUMPING CUTTER FROM ERIC TO FRANKIE!
Rich Russillo: Eric going to ringside! HE’S GOT A CHAIR!
CRACK!
CRACK!
James Peters: ERIC SLAMMING THE CHAIR ON BOTH FRANKIE PARADISE AND KOREY GAINES! THE CROWD IS BOOING THE HELL OUT OF ERIC AS HE SITS AND GRABS A MIC!
Eric Havoc: NO NO! I SHOULD BE BOOING YOU GUYS! YOU PEOPLE NEVER GAVE ME THE ATTENTION I SEEKED TO SPEAK MY MIND OUT! Every. SINGLE. WEEK!!! So no no. This is not about fighting the tyrant that is StarrStan anymore. This is no longer about cleansing Dynasty from the scum that is… THIS IS ABOUT TAKING OUT EAW!!!
(Eric slams the mic on the ground as the final shot is him sitting in the chair basking in all the boos as Security rushes down to take him out of the arena and Voltage quickly cuts to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for the Dallas Police Department. Don’t judge them for allowing people like Eric Havoc to storm Voltage unannounced and ruin a perfectly great match.)
(When Voltage returns, a livid Matt Daniels is screaming at security backstage.)
Matt Daniels: HOW COULD YOU LET THAT MANIAC STORM MY RING AND INTERRUPT MY SHOW??
Security Guard: I’m sorry, sir! We had no idea Eric Havoc was even in Dallas, let alone here tonight.
Matt Daniels: Every single one of you know exactly what I’m dealing with when it comes to this show. We are on thin ice and being watched closely by the board. Veena and I are both on probation, and since she’s an absolute idiot for lack of a better word, I know that it’s going to fall on my shoulders to fix this show. What just happened in that ring is completely unacceptable and the exact thing we can’t afford on Voltage right now. Is this making any sense to you? Is any of this registering?
Security Guard: Yes, sir. We understand and we know we dropped the ball.
Matt Daniels: Eric Havoc made it perfectly clear on Dynasty that he was no longer limiting his cause to just one show. He blatantly stated he was going to spread his cause to all of EAW and that’s the last thing I need on Voltage. Do not ever let anything like this happen ever again and believe me, I’ll make sure StarrStan hears about this too. I took one problem off his hands last year with Jack Ripley and corrected that issue. I’m not about to go through all that again.
(Matt shakes his head in disgust and waves off security. After they disperse, the Co-Commissioner pulls out his phone and starts talking to his personal assistant, Sara.)
Matt Daniels: Hey Sara, and before you ask, no it did not go well with DEDEDE and HRDO. Do me a favor? Change my flight arrangements from Dallas to Tulsa, and then to Lincoln. Something unexpected came up and now I need to pay Dynasty a little visit.
(The scene fades out and cuts back to ringside, where Bella is standing by.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the number one contender for the Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Championship… KAI ZOLOMON!!!!
(“Devil Trigger” by Casey Edwards begins to blast throughout the building, and after a moment Kai Zolomon walks through the curtains. The crowd erupts for Kai and those cheers get even louder as he holds ‘Kara Danvers’ high in the air.)
Rich Russillo: :wow: The future goat! This is the man that’s going to bring the New Breed Championship back to Voltage, James!
James Peters: Kai made one hell of a statement last night on Showdown by attacking Archimedes J. Manson from Dynasty and letting the champ herself know that he was coming for her belt. Kai was left standing tall in that Showdown ring and you know what? I believe in him. I believe he’s going to be the one to knock Felix Hartley off, and I’m excited as hell for the triple threat match between Kai, Felix, and Archimedes come Territorial Invasion.
(Kai slips into the ring and Bella passes him the microphone. He waits for his music to fade out and for the noise from the crowd to die before he starts to speak.)
Kai Zolomon: Ever since I’ve laid my feet in this company, I have faced doubters and critics. That’s nothing new for the wrestling business and I assume the whole ‘you don’t have what it takes’ and ‘you’re the new guy, you don’t know shit’ actual bullshit is stuff everyone gets told. It takes a strong-minded person to succeed in this sport, and to ignore the naysayers, and it takes an even stronger person to take the necessary steps to silence them. At Bloodsport, I dispelled all the myths that surround me. I sent a huge ‘fuck you’ to everyone who’s ever doubted me and labeled me. I bounced back from what happened to me against Cepheus St. Claire, and grabbed a briefcase that low and behold granted me the right to challenge for the New Breed Championship, the championship shot that Cepheus stole from me.
(The crowd pops, which causes a little smile to spread across Kai’s face.)
Kai Zolomon: Last night on Showdown, I sat quietly in the crowd, undetected and scouting my opponent for Territorial Invasion. Felix Hartley made sure that all of us knew about how decisive and impressive her victories over Amber Keys and Cepheus were. I’ll give her credit, absolutely. She went to war in those matches and gave as good as she got. She proved that she’s not going to crack under the pressure of defending a championship and she’s not going to shy away from stipulations aren’t meant to favor her. I suppose she’s got a thirst for blood, which is something I’m noticing more and more with the women of this company, and hey. I’m completely for that. I’m a hardcore wrestler myself, and with the New Breed Championship being contested under triple threat rules since Archimedes J. Manson is in the picture… well absolutely anything goes.
(Kai holds up ‘Kara Danvers’ again much to the crowd’s delight.)
Kai Zolomon: Kara and I are more than ready to do our thing come Territorial Invasion and bring the New Breed Championship back home to Voltage. After taking out Archimedes last night and feeling that belt in my hands, I’m more determined than ever to prove myself as the New Breed Opportunist. Come Te-
(Kai is cut off as ‘Chun Li’ by Nicki Minaj begins plays.)
James Peters: THAT’S FELIX HARTLEY’S THEME!!!!
Rich Russillo: Please tell me the New Breed Stallion is actually here!
(Several seconds pass but Felix doesn’t walk out. Kai rolls his eyes, not at all shocked that the champion has chosen to play mind games instead of appearing in person.)
(The lights in the arena dim, and the video tron flicks on. The silhouette of a woman can be seen. She’s slowly rolling her hips towards a pole, dragging her hand down it, and posing sexy. She walks around the pole a few times before gracefully jumping up, wrapping her legs around it, and riding it all the way down to the ground. This elegant dancer spreads her legs into a split, before securing them around the pole again and pulling herself up. She runs her fingers through her hair, before sliding up and down the pole, simulating sex, before she unwraps one leg and swings around the pole. The dancer continues the teasing and the camera cuts to Kai.)
(Kai is watching the video tron with a rather bemused expression on his face. Seeing strippers and sexy women is nothing new for him, but there’s something more to this and he knows that. He’s so caught up in the dancer’s routine that he pays no attention to the fact the crowd reaction has gotten louder. He doesn’t see that Felix Hartley herself has slipped into the ring and is standing behind him. Only when she taps him on the shoulder does Kai turn around.)
James Peters: FELIX HARTLEY JUST SLAMMED THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP IN KAI’S FACE! FELIX DROPS THE BELT AND MOUNTS KAI, HAMMERING AWAY ON HIM WITH THOSE CLOSED-FIST PUNCHES!
(The lights have come up now and the video tron is focused on what’s happening inside the ring.)
Rich Russillo: FELIX HAS CLIMBED OFF KAI AND SHE’S GRABBED ‘KARA’! FELIX HAS ‘KARA’ IN HER HANDS AND SHE JUST JAMMED THE BUTT OF THAT STAFF UNDER KAI’S CHIN! SHE IS ELECTROCUTING THE FUCK OUT OF HIM RIGHT NOW AND KAI ZOLOMON IS UTTERLY DEFENSELESS NOW! SECURITY HAS COME RUSHING DOWN TO THE RING AND THEY’RE GRABBING FELIX AND PULLING HER AWAY FROM KAI!
James Peters: FELIX IS SWINGING THE STAFF AND FIGHTING THEM OFF AND NOW SHE’S BACK ON TOP OF KAI! SHE IS USING ‘KARA’ TO CHOKE KAI AND NOW MORE SECURITY HAS COME TO THE RING! I BET CAPTAIN CHARISMA IS HAVING A FIT RIGHT NOW!
(Security finally gets ‘Kara’ away from Felix and drag her off of Kai. They haul the New Breed Stallion of out the ring, while Felix kicks and fights them along the way.)
Felix Hartley (Off-Mic): TRY COMING TO SHOWDOWN AGAIN, BITCH, AND HOLDING UP MY CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU COULD NEVER!!!!
(Felix looks into the camera as she struggles against security.)
Felix Hartley (Off-Mic): Archimedes, I know you’re watching. Let that be a lesson to you, and serve as a notice of what you’ve got coming your way.
(Security drags Felix up the ramp and behind the curtains, while officials and a few members of the medical staff have gotten into the ring to tend to Kai. Voltage fades to a recap for Showdown.)
(A recap of Saturday Night Showdown airs showing the tension filled confrontation between the Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE, and the Visual Prophet. Kassidy Heart is shown in the ring accepting Cameron Ella Ava’s challenge for Territorial Invasion, and Jamie O’Hara proved that he is more of an ace than Lucas Johnson by defeating him in a Last Man Standing match.)
(Voltage fades back and goes right back to the ringside area.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“Dark Horses” by Switchfoot hits as the crowd in the arena stands on their feet giving a loud buzz mixed with cheers as blue and red spotlights shoot down into singular spots on the entrance stage as both Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts appear from behind the curtain in their respective spotlights. Both manage to share a glance out at the arena crowd. Rex plays to the crowd with different gestures that encourage them to get louder. Raven watches him with a smile and high fives a few fans as they walk down the ramp before zeroing in on the ring, focusing on the task ahead. The spotlights follow them both down the ramp and up as they enter the ring. Rex on the second rope as Raven enters the ring and then they both climb up in opposite corners with their respective spotlights still on them gesturing to the crowd before stepping down as the lights come back on in the arena and they both stand in their corner)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!! THE TEAM OF REX MCAAAAALLISTER AAAAAND RAAAAVEN ROBERTTSSS, WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 386 POUNDS!…FIIIIIIRE AND IIIIIICE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Talk about power couples, and if you do, it doesn’t get any bigger than Rex and Raven. Both extremely talented wrestlers, some of the best in the business. Individually, they’re untouchable, but combined, well, folks, that is one helluva teamup and you wouldn’t wanna be the one facing them!
James Peters: And both of these individuals have had a gruelling time in Bloodsport two weeks back, well, one more than the other. Raven Roberts would go on to defeat, and from what some are speculating, retire Theron Nikolas. You’re absolutely right Rich, I would not wanna be facing this team. The amount of skill and sheer expertise in the ring is astounding, and whoever wants to step up to the occasion better bring it their A-game.
(The music fades as “We own the Night” by Hollywood Undead hits as Serena Riot makes her way down to the ring, the crowd with mixed reactions to her. As the makes her way, her music fades and “Breakin’ Outta Hell” by Airbourne hits as Shortfuse PAKA confidently makes his way down the ramp, the crowd again showing mixed reactions but considerably more cheerful than with Serena. Both competitors look at each other and Serena smirks at PAKA as she shakes her head, she then brushes past PAKA, making sure to hit her shoulder against his along the way)
Bella Braxton: ….AND THEIR OPPONENTS, WITH A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 375 POUNDS!!!, THE TEAM OF SEREEEENAAAA RIIIIOTTT AND SHOOOORTFUSSSE PAAAKAA!!!
Rich Russillo: Now, Fire and Ice may have set the bar, but this team right here might just be able to set a new one. Serena Riot, a woman best described as…..troubled. And even that doesn’t do her justice, but then you place her in a room with Shortfuse PAKA, a rabid dog, a man who wants to cause nothing but pain and brawl the good ol’ fashion way….well, it’s a killer combo. What I’m trying to say is, if Rex and Raven want a challenge, they’re getting one this match!
James Peters: You’ve gotta realize, both Elitists here have been in a 7-way match for the ultimate opportunity, and both of them came up short. There’s still gotta be the pent-up anger in these two, and I doubt that anger will subside anytime soon. If this means that these two are teaming up to let out all that anger, then I’m not envying their opponents, and Fire and Ice better not underestimate them either.
Rich Russillo: If they want to win against Fire and Ice, they gotta be Lava and Snow….or something. Basically, not get in each other’s way. And I feel like that’s asking too much from them…
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Looks like Raven is taking the lead here, Rex in the corner as Shortfuse PAKA steps up from his side, Serena Riot obsessively patrolling the corner. Raven and PAKA circling each other like animals, their seems to be nothing but rage in PAKA’s eyes, both of them inch closer…and a lockup! Raven and PAKA in a ferocious lockup as they try to push each other into their respective corners, Raven seems to be gaining the upper hand here…NO! PAKA PICKS RAVEN OFF HER FEET AND PUSHES HER INTO HER CORNER! Paka quickly lets go as Rex shouts at PAKA as PAKA backs off with a smirk on his face.
Rich Russillo: Looks like PAKA trying to say Raven is not in his league! Wait! Raven charging back at PAKA as he’s walking away, RAVEN TURNS AROUND PAKA AND SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! PAKA looks stunned, he’s holding his cheek with his hand and he seems amused! PAKA trying to retaliate but Raven sidestepping his strikes and hitting him back with forearms, PAKA is being barraged by vicious blows! Raven runs back, rebounds off the ropes, trying to go for another final elbow…
James Peters: PAKA catches her with a superkick! Raven wobbling as PAKA lunges at her, landing powerful knees to her midsection! I think Raven might need some help here! PAKA at the third knee now, WAIT! RAVEN GRABS HIS KNEE AND PULLS HIM DOWN! PAKA hits the mat and Raven transitions the knee grab to an ankle lock, but PAKA trying to kick her away with his free leg! Rex seems to be shouting at PAKA to stay down but PAKA is enjoying the pressure he’s putting on Raven! Raven not backing down either! Raven trying to tighten the ankle hold, Raven screwing it in!
Rich Russillo: PAKA rolls over! Raven goes headfirst into the ropes, she’s momentarily stunned!…Looks like that’s just what PAKA needed, he quickly crawls over to Serena Riot and a tag has been made! Serena rolls into the ring with a sinister smile across her face as she charges knee-first into the face of Raven! Raven too late to dodge as she eats the knee! Ouch! Serena lifts up Raven and irish whips her to the corner, Raven counters it mid whip….SERENA COUNTERS BACK!! Raven hits the corner with a resounding thud as Serena looks on what to do next! PAKA seems to be wagging a finger at Rex from across the ring, possibly telling him not to try anything funny. Rex looks on with a cold face.
James Peters: Serena looks around the crowd as they boo as she pats Raven’s head in mockery! Raven trying to fight back with some punches but Serena with a stiff clothesline to stop the retaliation! Serena perching Raven up on the turnbuckle, Seren trying to get a superplex going it seems….no! Wait! Raven fighting back! HEY WHAT IS PAKA DOING! HE’S RUN FROM HIS SIDE OF THE RING ACROSS TO REX AND PULLS OFF REX’S BALANCE! REX HITS HIS CHIN ON THE APRON ON THE WAY DOWN! Rex is clutching his face as PAKA walks off nonchalantly! I don’t even think the ref noticed! No! PAKA is pointing at the fallen Rex to the referee! Referee going to check on what happened…NO REF DON’T LOOK AWAY! PAKA quickly gets up on the apron and hits Raven with a step-up kick to the head! Raven seems to be dazed! Ref!
Rich Russillo: Ref missed it, and PAKA’s back on his side like nothing happened….SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO RAVEN BY SERENA RIOT! RAVEN IS MOTIONLESS AS SERENA INCHES HER WAY FOR THE COVER!!
ONE!!!
TWOOOO!!!!
THR–
James Peters: KICKOUT! Phew, I thought for a second it was game over for Raven, but you can clearly see the tactics Serena and PAKA are using, weakening down Rex, blindsiding the referee. Don’t underestimate these two! Now Serena looking to capitalize on the fallen Raven, Serena with a series of kicks to keep Raven down it seems, Serena loves the attention the crowd is giving her with boos! Serena smiles as she lifts Raven up….SIDEWALK SLAM! Raven is shut down yet again, and Serena does not let go just yet….Serena lifting Raven up yet again! The sheer strength of this lady! BACKBREAKER! What a combo! HOOKS THE LEGS!
ONE!!
TWOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! Rex intercepts just at the nick of time with a kick to the back of Serena, Serena in pain as PAKA charges from across the ring right onto Rex…NO! REX SIDESTEPS IT AND JUMPING HIGH KNEE! PAKA is groggy but not out, none of these guys are the legal men, wait…Rex not done yet!! REX WITH A CORKSCREW AXE KICK ON A BENT-DOWN PAKA! That hit like a ton of bricks because PAKA just rolled off the ring!
James Peters: Raven seems to be back on her feet as Serena is still clutching her back in pain, Raven tries to capitalize but Serena one step ahead, dodging a Muay Thai kick and repaying it with a stiff headbutt! Raven rattled as Serena goes for a followup!!….STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!! — NO!! RAVEN DUCKS SOMEHOW! RAVEN GRABS THE FOOT OF SERENA, SLAMS IT DOWN AND WRAPS SERENA’S ARMS OVER HER HEAD…..NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX OUTTA NOWHERE!!! A BRINGING PIN!!
ONE!!!
TWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! A KICKOUT! Raven almost caught Serena off guard there, and I feel like the suplex might’ve just given Raven the opening she’s been in need of this match! Raven quickly following up with a LIONSAULT!! CAN IT HIT….YES! Serena just got planted! RAVEN WITH ANOTHER PIN!
ONE!!
TW –
James Peters: NO! PAKA PULLS OUT THE REF! WTF!? Paka just stopped the ref from counting and ref seems furious! Raven has no idea why the count stopped! Raven breaking the pin and leaning out of the ropes to call the ref back! WATCH OUT SERENA IS BACK UP! SERENA WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!–NO! RAVEN REACTS AT LIGHTNING SPEEDS AS SHE HURLS THE INCOMING SERENA OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO PAKA!! BOTH SERENA AND PAKA ARE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Not good! Wait, Raven looking to do something here! RAVEN GOING ON THE TOP ROPE!! — RAVEN’S WINGS!!! RIGHT ON TO THE FALLEN ELITISTS AND RAVEN JUST GOT THE WHOLE ARENA ON THEIR FEET!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Rich Russillo: Looks like Raven just went ballistic on Serena and PAKA, but she herself looks like she took a bad landing! Rex back in the corner and now coming over to check on his partner! Rex trying to make sure Raven is alright and she seems to be reassuring that she is! :wow:
Ref: ONE!!
Ref: TWO!!!
James Peters: PAKA getting back up, and he’s shoving Serena! PAKA is verbally cursing out Serena for landing on him!! Serena on her knees and she SLAPS PAKA! UH OH! PAKA LOOKING LIKE A FURIOUS PITBULL!…HIS ATTENTION SHIFTS TO REX… PAKA WITH A RUNNING SHOTGUN DROPKICK ON RAVEN! RAVEN COLLIDES WITH REX AND THEY BOTH COLLIDE WITH THE STEEL STEPS!! I THINK REX TOOK THE BRUNT OF THAT! —IT’S NOT OVER, PAKA BACK UP AND CHARGING AT REX!! HE LEAPS OVER RAVEN…NO WAY!! REX CATCHES HIM MID AIR AND A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE STEEL STEPS!! PAKA JUST GOT CRUNCHED ON THE STEPS!
Ref: THREE!!!
Ref: FOUR!!!
Ref: FIVE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Looks like Rex needs to tag in Raven and put PAKA back into the ring, but neither of them are the legal man and the ref is still counting down!! Hold on! Serena Riot getting back in the ring, and Raven slowly clawing her way up the apron, holding on the ropes! Serena sees an opportunity here! Raven putting her head through the ropes to enter…NO!! SERENA WITH A JUMPING WICKED WAYS!!! THAT FOOT THAT GOT PLANTED ON THE TOP OF RAVEN’S DOME! THE ROPES PREVENT RAVEN FROM FALLING INTO THE RING THOUGH!!
James Peters: Serena looking back and….SPRINGBOARD WICKED WAYS!!! AGAIN!!! THAT’S TWO IN A ROW!!! SHE PULLS IN RAVEN INTO THE RING AND REX IS STILL OUTSIDE CATCHING HIS BREATH! SERENA WITH A PIN!!
Serena (off mic): See that PAKA, easy wasn’t it?!
ONE!!!
TWOOOO!!!
THRE–
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!! ANOTHER KICKOUT! Raven has been relentless this match, and no matter what Serena pulls out, Ms. Cash in The Vault seems to be one tough elitist to put down! Serena going in to cause some more damage…NO! Raven fighting back! Muay Thai kicks to Serena, followed up by a kick to the knee of Serena, she’s down!! RAVEN REELS BACK AND….TALON!!! TALON KICK ON SERENA!! RIOT IS DOWN!! Raven wasting no time as she locks in the kimura lock!! KIMURA LOCK TIGHTLY LOCKED IN!! SERENA MIGHT HAVE TO TAP!! THE REF IS CHECKING ON HER!!! SERENA FADING IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS! I THINK THAT TALON REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HER! SERENA MIGHT TA—-HOLY SHIT!!
James Peters: Shortfuse PAKA WITH A FALLING HEADBUTT ON RAVEN FROM SPRINGBOARD APRON POSITION!! Raven just got knocked the hell out! PAKA with a quick tag on Serena, I think Serena doesn’t know she’s been tagged, but she rolls off the ring and I think Raven didn’t even see PAKA tagging himself in!! PAKA lifting up Raven and positions her to a fireman’s carry…. COMPACT DRIVER!!!! NOO!!! Raven counters it mid run into a DDT!! PAKA JUST BOUNCES BACK UP!!! HOW!?
Rich Russillo: PAKA is one of the most toughest mofos on Voltage, don’t be surprised!! PAKA is just laughing and shaking his head, PAKA with a right hand palm strike to Raven, but she’s holding her ground, Raven with a Muay Thai kick! PAKA still on his feet! PAKA looks irritated and ….KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT!! Raven on her knees as PAKA runs back and goes for a penalty kick on Raven’s face —WATCH OUT!!! REX MCALLISTER WITH A SPEAR OUTTA NOWHERE!!! PAKA JUST GOT SPEARED OUT OF THE RING!! HOLY SH–
James Peters: NO!!! PAKA JUST REBOUNDED OFF THE CLOTHESLINE AND HE”S CHARGING BACK AT REX, REX REACTS QUICKLY AND FLINGS THE ONCOMING PAKA UP IN THE AIR!!! —- LOOK OUT!! RAVEN WITH A CODEBREAKER ON PAKA !! AERIAL CODEBREAKER AS FIRE AND ICE WORK TOGETHER TO SECURE THE WIN HERE!!
Rich Russillo: Rex rolls back to his corner as Raven goes for the pin!
ONE!!!
TWOOOO!!!!!
THHREEEEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!!?! THE HELL? ARE WE SURE PAKA KICKED OUT!? THE REF EXPLAINING TO RAVEN IT’S A NOT A THREE! Damn! Theron Nikolas didn’t last this long!! PAKA is a monster! Looks like Rex is asking Raven that he wants to tag in! Raven makes the tag and Rex now in the ring as the legal man, and I doubt PAKA knows he is. Rex scouting out PAKA like a hunter….PAKA making his way back to his feet, what a beast! REX BEHIND PAKA…GERMAN SUPLEX!! REX PLANTS PAKA WITH A GERMAN! ANOTHER ONE!! OH MY! A SERIES OF GERMANS AND PAKA TAKING IT ALL LIKE A CHAMP!! –WATCH OUT!! SERENA RIOT, I DON’T THINK SHE REMEMBERS SHE’S NOT THE LEGAL ELITIST! — RUNNING BIG BOOT!!!– PAKA DUCKS, IT HITS REX RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! PAKA WITH A REVERSE HEADBUTT ON REX AND REX MIGHT JUST HAVE SUFFERED A BUSTED NOSE!! I SEE BLOOD!!
James Peters: PAKA lifts up Rex and…..COMPACT DRIVER ON THE CORNER NEAR SERENA!!! DAMN!!! SERENA TAGS HERSELF BACK IN AND THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD…..PAKA PUTTING REX IN SHORTFUSE LOCK!!! SHORTFUSE LOCK..WAIT!!
PAKA (off mic): Just end it! C’mon! Quick!!
SERENA ON TOP ROPE!! — DEMON DROP!!!! NO WAY!!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!
Rich Russillo: REX JUST DIED I’M SURE!! SOMEONE CHECK ON THE MAN! PAKA exiting the ring with a shiteating grin as Serena seductively goes for the cover as she looks on at Raven at ringside! The mindgames are strong with Serena!
ONE!!!
TWOOO!!!!
THRRR—
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT?! REX POWERS ON AS THE MATCH CONTINUES AND SERENA IS SHOCKED!! PAKA SEEMS TO HAVE LOST HIS SMILE AS WELL!!
PAKA (off mic): dieu maudite femme! Can’t even get the job done!!
Serena (off mic): You wanna try? Fuck you!
James Peters: :mjpls: c’mon, Rex gave us one of the most gruelling performances at Bloodsport, you think he’s gonna go down this fast!? But you’re right, I did not expect Serena and PAKA to work so well together, and they’ve successfully made sure so far that Fire and Ice do not get the upper hand!
Rich Russillo: Serena Riot shouting at PAKA for something..PAKA RUNNING AT RAVEN’S SIDE, BUT RAVEN SAW THIS COMING IT SEEMS! RAVEN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK JUST AS PAKA APPROACHES!! PAKA DOWN ON THE FLOOR! SERENA LOOKS ON IN HORROR AT PAKA BEING DOWN….WAIT, REX IS GETTING BACK UP!! REX WITH A REX EFFECT!!!! REX EFFECT ON THE UNSUSPECTING SERENA!! MEANWHILE RAVEN WITH A RAVEN’S WINGS ON A DOWNED PAKA!!! RAVEN AND REX HIT THEIR MOVES SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! WOAH!!! REX WITH A PIN!!
ONE!!!!
TWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT WHAT!!? REVERSAL PIN!!! SERENA REVERSES THE PIN AND COUNTERS INTO A PIN OF HER OWN!!
ONE!!!!
TWOOOO!!!!
THR-
Rich Russillo: REX COUNTERS THE PIN BACK!! NO! REX TRANSITIONS FROM THE PIN TO REX LOCK!!! REX LOCK!! SERENA NOWHERE TO GO!!
James Peter: Meanwhile PAKA slowly getting back up and Raven on her feet already, Raven walking over to PAKA….LOWBLOW!!!! PAKA WITH A LOWBLOW WITH HIS FOREARM….BUT…BUT….RAVEN IS JUST STANDING DUMBFOUNDED. PAKA’S SMIRK RUNS DRY AS HE REALIZES HE’S GOING AGAINST A WOMAN!! WHAT THE HELL WAS PAKA THINKING!?
Rich Russillo: REX TIGHTENS THE HOLD AS SERENA LOOKING LIKE SHE’S GONNA TAP!! SERENA INCHING HER WAY CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES!! NO!! REX PULLS HER BACK TO THE CENTER!!! SERENA’S ARMS UP IN THE AIR….SHE MIGHT TAP!! TAP! — WAIT, PAKA NOTICES THIS AND BECOMES ENRAGED!!! PAKA TRANSITIONS THE LOWBLOW INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! RAVEN ON HIS SHOULDERS!! –HOLY SHIT!!! HE HURLS RAVEN INTO THE RING ONTO REX….THE REX EFFECT IS BROKEN!! SERENA RIOT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!! REX ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!! PAKA JUST SAVED HIS PARTNER’S ASS!!! HOLY SHIT!
Jame Peters: Raven still on the ring, lying motionless! I doubt she knew PAKA had the power to freakin’ hurl her through the air!! Speaking of PAKA…HE’S CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!! SECOND TURNBUCKLE…NO, HE’S SHAKING HIS HEAD!! TOP TURNBUCKLE!! PAKA LICKS HIS LIPS AS HE TAKES AIM AT RAVEN!!!…JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HER OWN!!! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST KNOCKED THEIR HEADS OFF!! PAKA ROLLS OUT OF THE RING HOLDING HIS NECK!! RAVEN ALSO ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! ALL FOUR ELITISTS ARE LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR! WHAT A SIGHT!
James Peters: Well, looks like the ref has started the countdown!
Ref: ONE!!
Ref: TWO!!!!
Ref: THREE!!
Rich Russillo: Fire and Ice here are giving us a classic with PAKA and Serena, a team which we thought could not really synergize but seem to be holding their own amazingly against two of Voltage’s finest! But who will capitalize?!
James Peters: Serena back on her feet as she walks over to PAKA who’s still grounded! Will she help him up!
Ref: FOUR!!
Ref: FIVE!!!
James Peters: A STOMP ON PAKA’S HEAD!! WHY?! WHY DID SERENA JUST ATTACK HER OWN PARTNER?
Serena (off mic): You fuck, are you TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE!? I ALMOST GOT OUT OF REX’S LOCK, you swine, you didn’t need to intervene!
James Peters: Oops, looks like PAKA just got riled up! PAKA up on his feet and his face inches from Serena’s as both of them look at each other with hate! Things were going so well, I feel like they can win this if they avoid fights like these!
Ref: SIX !!!
Ref: SEVEN!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex back on his feet and he slides into the ring!! Serena is still locked in a staring contest with PAKA!
Shortfuse PAKA (off mic): You were going to lose, bitch. So you gonna thank me and go back in the ring and win this damn match, or should I have to put you?! Besides, I was helping you….
Rich Russillo: I don’t know guys, I kinda agree with him….but the ref might count Serena out!!
Ref: Eight !!!!
(Serena smirks at PAKA and turns around to enter to ring)
Rich Russillo: NO!! PAKA GRABBING RIOT AND PUSHING HER INTO THE RINGPOST FACE FIRST!! ..NOW HE TOSSES HER BACK INTO THE RING!! PAKA…SAVES THE MATCH I GUESS?!? BUT …BUT..HIS PARTNER…
James Peters: Rex measuring up Serena for the offensive! Raven back at Rex’s corner…wait, PAKA is walking out!! PAKA is leaving Serena in the ring, feeding her to the wolves that is Fire and Ice! Serena sees PAKA leave! I don’t like that look on Serena’s face! She’s furious!
Rich Russillo: Well, looks like PAKA is anything but, he seems pretty happy!
(PAKA as he’s walking out, off mic: “fuck her”)
Rich Russillo: “Amazing synergy” eh, James? You jinxed it! :noah: Why do we have so many walkouts during tag matches?!
James Peters: Well, fuck! REX CHARGING IN FROM BEHIND SERENA, NO!! SERENA COUNTERS WITH A LARIAT….NO!! REX DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND REBOUNDS ON THE CLOTHESLINE!! HUH? RAVEN TAGS HERSELF IN! SERENA DOESN’T SEE IT! SERENA TURNS AROUND!!! REX CATCHES SERENA AND LIFTS HER!! —- RAVEN WITH THE CUTTER!!! MELLLLTTTDOOOOWWWWNN!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex rolls off as Raven hooks both legs of Serena!! PIN!!
ONE!!!!
TWOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Dark Horses” by Switchfoot blasts the arena as Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister stand tall in the ring as they raise each other’s hands as Serena Riot still recuperates in the ring. PAKA is standing on the stage with a cocky smile on his face.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, THE TEAM OF REX MCALLISTER AND RAVEN ROBERTS…..FIIIIIIREEE ANDDDD IIIIICCCCEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Screw you James, it was going so well until you had to jinx the outcome. But a well-deserved win to the power-couple of Voltage! Rex and Raven continue to show why they are a team to be reckoned with. Even though their opponents gave them hell, Fire and Ice showed that you can freeze hell over!
James Peters: Rich, jinx or no jinx, if you really thought PAKA and Serena were going to pull this off without any hitches, you bet on the wrong team. No doubt PAKA and Serena played out much of the match safely, but not once did they show camaraderie and harmony in their teamup, and when you’re taking on someone like Fire and Ice, you need every bit as much of that teamwork.
(Rex and Raven celebrate in the ring, while PAKA disappears to the back. Serena Riot is beside herself, and the crowd seems overjoyed with what they had just witnessed.)
(Then the mood evaporates.)
(“ME” by Taylor Swift featuring Brendon Urie begins to play. Rex and Raven stop celebrating and narrow their eyes as Veena strolls on to the stage. If she’s bothered by what happened earlier during the meeting with Mr. DEDEDE and HRDO, she doesn’t show it. In fact, she’s smirking and has a microphone in her hands.)
Veena Adams: Kewt.
Raven Roberts (Off-Mic): Seriously, just go fuck yourself.
Veena Adams: Go FuCk YoUrSeLf. It doesn’t shock me one bit that two losers like Shortfuse PAKA and Serena Riot couldn’t keep their heads together long enough to knock Fire and Ice down. Those two morons fucked up a golden opportunity to score the biggest win of their miserable careers, and they blew it. Well next week, Serena and PAKA can finally settle their differences once and for all, and hell, kill each other for being so fucking worthless, in a Cornhuskers Deathmatch!
Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts: :skip:
Rich Russillo: What the hell is a Cornhuskers Deathmatch?
James Peters: Your guess is as good as mine. It’s probably some gimmick shit name since we’ll be in Nebraska. But honestly, should Veena even be booking deathmatches right now?! Didn’t Veena and CC both get told to clean up Voltage or else?!
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
Veena Adams: Now, as far as the two of you go…
(Rex and Raven look at one another, their interest obviously piqued.)
Veena Adams: I’m booking you both in another tag team match but this time it’s going to be against a team that is definitely on the same page. You two need your egos put in check, and you both need to know that this Fire and Ice, lovey dovey bullshit is not going to fly on Voltage. I hate you both and I want you both to die in a fire, but since I can’t exactly set a fire and get away with it, beating both of your asses will have to do.
(A murmur rips through the crowd as several members of the audience caught what Veena had to say. Rex and Raven did as well, and Raven is already cracking her neck and squaring her shoulders.)
Veena Adams: Next week’s main event is going to be blessed by the presence of yours truly as I grace the squared circle for only the second time since my horrific injury. It’s a goddamn miracle every single time I step through those ropes and even though no one deserves to see me wrestle, wrestling still holds a special place in my heart and it’s what I feel the need to do. Rex and Raven, both of you deserve to have the shit slapped out of you by your superiors, and next week Charlie and I are going to make sure you suffer the most brutal and most humiliating defeats of your respective careers, and for Raven that will be saying a lot since you once verbally submitted to my Uncle Ryan’s sex pet.
(Veena smiles sweetly and tosses her blonde locks off her shoulders.)
Veena Adams: See you losers next week!
(Veena’s theme kicks up again and Fire and Ice are left in the ring looking absolutely thrilled over the prospect of getting into the ring with Veena Adams and Charlie Marr. The camera cuts to the broadcast booth. Rich and James look shocked.)
James Peters: Did she really just put herself in a match against Rex AND Raven?!
Rich Russillo: I… yes. Yes she did. What the hell is Veena Adams thinking?
James Peters: I mean, we know she is a highly trained, and skilled wrestler, but she’s had one match in like three years, and once had her neck snapped. I mean, I really don’t understand the logic behind this at all.
Rich Russillo: She must have a plan… surely Veena has some kind of plan.
(The camera cuts back to Fire and Ice, who are now getting out of the ring and walking up the ramp together, before fading to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for SEC football featuring the clash between the Auburn Tigers and Oregon Ducks next week! College football is back, bay bay! :blessed:)
(When Voltage fades back in, Bella is shown standing in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day hits and the crowd goes nuts as Ms. Extreme makes her way down to the ring. She has a confident look on her face as she walks down the ramp while Bella begins speaking.)
Bella Braxton: MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING.. FROM CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS, MS. EXXTTREEEEMMMMEEE!!!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme’s got a tough task ahead of her tonight. She’s definitely not at her 100% after that match with Rex, and now she’s facing the Interwire Champion. Ms. Extreme isn’t the type to back out of a challenge though, so this match should be a great one.
Rich Russillo: Honestly she would’ve been better off staying home. Do you honestly think a less than 100% Ms. Extreme can win this match? Sure, she was the longest reigning Pure Champion ever. Sure she took Rex McAllister to the limit. Even so, she’s not at her best tonight, she can’t win. If anything Terry will probably just capitalize off of her injuries.
James Peters: Well Terry isn’t in amazing shape either. His arm must’ve taken some damage as of late and that just gives Ms. Extreme an advantage with that Red Handed submission. I’m sure she’ll be fine. In fact, it’ll probably be more likely for her to be the one capitalizing off of his arm being hurt
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons follows and the crowd continues cheering as Terry Chambers walks out next. He has a more focused look as he walks down to the ring, with his eyes directed towards Ms. Extreme.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN… WEIGHING IN AT 287 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, TERRY CHAAAMBERRSSS!!!!
James Peters: Now, I don’t doubt that Terry may be the favorite here. He’s bigger than her, stronger than her, and probably isn’t as injured, but I do believe this will be a fairly even match. Both competitors are nothing short of amazing, I can’t doubt the odds of winning both of them have coming into this.
Rich Russillo: How could you think that? Terry is going to destroy her. You thought Gaines had a chance and he lost. You thought Raven had a chance and she lost. This match won’t go any differently, Terry’s got this in the bag.
James Peters: Well, if you say so, but I still believe these two will put on a show. I’m excited to see this match, so let’s not wait any further and get this match started!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And now this match is underway! Terry Chambers vs Ms. Extreme! Unlike Terry’s previous two opponents though, Ms. Extreme isn’t going right after Terry, and is instead circling the ring, much like he is, seemingly waiting to see who will make the first move! It seems Ms. Extreme is keeping her distance, BUT TERRY IS THE FIRST TO MAKE A MOVE AS HE CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS HER, AND MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, TRYING TO SEND TERRY IN BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES BUT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY NOW TURNING BACK TO MS. EXTREME, BUT THE LONGEST REIGNING PURE CHAMPION NOW IS TAKING IT TO TERRY! MS. EXTREME IS GIVING IT ALL SHE’S GOT AS SHE MANAGED TO PUSH TERRY INTO THE CORNER WITH THESE REPEATED PUNCHES TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT LOOK! TERRY JUST CAUGHT HER ARM, AND THERE’S A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE, NEARLY TAKING THE HEAD OFF OF MS. EXTREME!! What a huge start as Ms. Extreme looks rattled!
James Peters: Terry now lifting Ms. Extreme up, AND HE JUST THREW HER INTO THE CORNER! TERRY NOW CHARGING AT MS. EXTREME- BUT SHE JUST CHOP BLOCKED TERRY JUST AS HE GOT CLOSE!! TERRY’S DOWN TO ONE KNEE, AND MS. EXTREME NOW IS GRABBING TERRY’S LEFT ARM, AND SHE MANAGED TO PULL TERRY TO THE GROUND, BEFORE STOMPING RIGHT ONTO HIS LEFT SHOULDER!! IT LOOKS LIKE MS. EXTREME NOW IS SETTING UP FOR THE RED HANDED!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! ALREADY THE RED HANDED IS LOCKED IN BUT TERRY IS NOT WILLING TO TAP OUT, EVEN AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE THAT ARM MAY HAVE SUFFERED LAST WEEK!
Rich Russillo: TERRY IS SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF ONTO ONE FOOT TO GET OUT OT IT, AND NOW HE MANAGED TO GRAB HER BY THE THROAT WITH HIS RIGHT ARM!!! THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE IS LOCKED IN AND THIS TIME MS. EXTREME IS THE ONE IN TROUBLE HERE!! WHAT A COUNTER BY TERRY AS NOW MS. EXTREME HAS NOWHERE TO GO, IS SHE GOING TO HAVE TO TAP OUT!? MS. EXTREME IS NOWHERE NEAR 100% TONIGHT, BUT STILL, JUST IMAGINE HOW BIG IT’D BE FOR TERRY TO DEFEAT HER THIS QUICKLY!
James Peters: WAIT, LOOK! MS. EXTREME IS MANAGING TO PULL ONE OF TERRY’S LEGS OFF OF HER, WHAT’S SHE GOING TO DO!? WAIT, LOOK!! MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO ROLL INTO A PINNING POSITION AND TERRY IMMEDIATELY KICKED OUT, CAUSING HIM TO RELEASE THE HOLD!! TERRY NOW GETTING TO A KNEE, BUT MS. EXTREME JUST HIT A HUGE DROPKICK, CONNECTING WITH THE CHAMPION’S FACE!! Terry now crawling towards the turnbuckles, trying to use them to get up- BUT MS. EXTREME CHARGED RIGHT TOWARDS TERRY, AND SHE JUST SHOVED HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!
Rich Russillo: Terry’s clutching that shoulder of his, as he begins rolling out of the ring, trying to take time to recover! Ms. Extreme though, beginning to run towards the opposite side of the ring, off the ropes!! SUICIDE DIVE!! SENDING TERRY INTO THE BARRICADE, BUT HE’S STILL ON HIS FEET AND NOW MS. EXTREME LOOKS TO BE GOING FOR A SECOND!! MS. EXTREME NOW OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE, AND THERE IT IS!! THE SECOND SUICIDE DIVE, THIS TIME MANAGING TO TAKE TERRY DOWN AS BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE FALLEN!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme isn’t down for long though, as she now begins pulling on the arms of Terry, and it looks like she’s trying to pull him into the ring, but to no avail. Terry is coming to his senses though as he begins getting to both feet, AND NOW HE’S THE ONE HOLDING ONTO HER ARMS AS THE RED QUEEN CAN’T FREE HERSELF FROM HIS GRASP, AND TERRY JUST PULLED MS. EXTREME INTO A BIG BOOT!! TERRY NOW ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING, BEFORE SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY BACK INSIDE AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: You can tell Terry is still hurting from those suicide dives as he begins holding his neck while circling around the ring. I can’t tell whether or not Terry’s waiting for Ms. Extreme to get to her feet, or if he’s just taking time to recover, but either way it looks like he’s done waiting as he begins to deadlift the former Pure Champion, AND THERE’S A SIT OUT POWERBOMB!! THERE’S THE COVER NOW BY TERRY, AND I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF THIS ONE WAS OVER, WHAT A POWERBOMB THAT WAS!!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
James Peters: NO, SHE KICKED OUT!! MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO KICK OUT AFTER THAT HUGE POWERBOMB, AND SHE MAY NOT BE AT HER 100% BUT SHE’S STILL GOT A TON OF FIGHT LEFT IN HER!! Terry now backing up into the corner, and this time it looks like he is waiting for her to get up as she’s beginning to crawl towards the opposite pair of turnbuckles! Ms. Extreme now in the corner as Terry charges in, BUT MS. EXTREME JUST USED THE TURNBUCKLES TO PULL HERSELF ONTO TERRY, AND THERE’S A HURRICANRANA!! Terry is down, AND NOW THERE’S AN ARMBAR BY MS. EXTREME!! THE LAST FEW OPPONENTS TERRY HAD ALL ATTEMPTED THIS MOVE AND NONE SUCCEEDED, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO THINK THAT MAYBE AFTER ALL THESE WEEKS IT’D BE EASIER FOR MS. EXTREME TO GET TERRY TO TAP!
Rich Russillo: TERRY ISN’T GIVING UP THOUGH, AND INSTEAD IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S USING HIS LEGS TO PULL HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE’S GOT THEM!! TERRY MANAGED TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE, AND NOW MS. EXTREME HAS TO LET GO OF THE ARMBAR BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED, AS THAT ARM MUST HAVE BEEN RE AGGRAVATED AFTER BEING IN THAT ARM BAR FOR SO LONG! MS. EXTREME ISN’T GIVING TERRY ANY TIME TO RECOVER EITHER, AS SHE BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY AT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, TRYING TO PREVENT HIM FROM GETTING BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme has done a great job do far of keeping Terry from gaining too much momentum in this match. Terry now seated in the corner as The Red Queen is stomping away- BUT WAIT! TERRY CAUGHT HER FOOT! TERRY CAUGHT HER FOOT, AND HE JUST SHOVED HER ACROSS THE RING! TERRY NOW GETTING TO HIS FEET, BUT STILL HE DOESN’T GET ANY TIME TO CAPITALIZE AS MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY CHARGES IN, HITTING A DROPKICK PUSHING TERRY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BEFORE CAUSING HIM TO DROP TO A KNEE!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME NOW IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!! GLASS CEILING- WAIT, NO!! TERRY CAUGHT HER!! JUST AS THE STUNNER WAS ABOUT TO CONNECT, TERRY MANAGED TO GRAB HER, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! TERRY NOW CHARGING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS MS. EXTREME SLOWLY BEGINS PULLING HERSELF UP, AND NOW HE’S CHARGING RIGHT TOWARDS HER!! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS OUT OF IT!! SHE’S BARELY MOVING AFTER THAT BUT IT SEEMS LIKE TERRY ISN’T HAPPY WITH STOPPING THERE, AS HE BEGINS TO LIFT HER UP!! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB!! WHAT A BUCKLE BOMB FROM TERRY, AND THERE’S THE COVER NOW BY THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE, TO PUT AWAY MS. EXTREME!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
James Peters: MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!! SHE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!! Terry seems frustrated by the fact that Ms. Extreme managed to kick out, but I don’t think he’s willing to quit just yet! Terry now picking Ms. Extreme up, AND I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE T-5!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WITH REPEATED ELBOWS, BUT I DON’T THINK SHE’LL BE ABLE TO! TERRY, WITH THE T-5- WAIT NO!! MS. EXTREME LANDED ON THE APRON, AND THERE’S A PUNCH STRAIGHT TO TERRY’S JAW! MS. EXTREME NOW MAKING HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE AS TERRY WAS STAGGERED, AND THERE’S A METEORA- WAIT! TERRY CAUGHT HER!! TERRY CAUGHT MS. EXTREME AFTER SHE ATTEMPTED THE METEORA, AND TERRY JUST THREW HER OUT OF THE RING!!
James Peters: Terry now rolling out of the ring to follow behind Ms. Extreme, and it seems like he’s still not finished with her as he picks her up, AND THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! TERRY IS DESTROYING MS. EXTREME, AND THE REFEREE IS BEGINNING HIS COUNT AS THIS IS A COUNT OF ONE!! TERRY NOW PICKING MS. EXTREME UP, AND THIS TIME SHE’S SENT I TO THE BARRICADE AS THE REFEREE GETS TO A COUNT OF TWO!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS IN TROUBLE, TERRY IS ALL OVER HER RIGHT NOW AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS NOWHERE LEFT TO GO! Ms. Extreme now crawling towards the steel steps, trying to use it to get up but Terry is charging right towards her- BUT SHE GOT OUT OF THE WAY!! MS. EXTREME JUST GOT OUT OF THE WAY AS TERRY JUST RAN RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! THE REFEREE NOW IS ALREADY AT A COUNT OF FOUR, BOTH COMPETITORS NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE RING!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is slowly able to do that, as she finally rolls back into the ring, but I don’t know if Terry can make it back in time! We’re already at a count of five and the man is barely even moving, I think this might end in a count out! That’s six now, Terry needs to do something if he doesn’t want to lose this match like this!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, HE’S MOVING! IT’S A COUNT OF SEVEN, BUT TERRY IS MANAGING TO SLOWLY GRAB ONTO THE APRON! COUNT OF EIGHT, HE’S GONNA MAKE IT BACK IN! TERRY NOW PULLING HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AT A COUNT OF NINE, AND HE MADE IT! TERRY MADE IT BACK INTO THE RING JUST BEFORE TEN!!
James Peters: That was a really close call, Terry nearly lost the match due to his own mistake! Terry now finally getting to his feet- GLASS CEILING!! MS. EXTREME JUST HIT THE GLASS CEILING!! I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE IT BUT SHE MADE HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE AS TERRY WAS GETTING BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND SHE JUST CONNECTED WITH THAT TOP ROPE STUNNER!! THIS MAY BE IT, I THINK TERRY IS DONE FOR, THERE’S NO WAY HE’S STILL IN THIS!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Rich Russillo: NO, HE DID IT!! TERRY MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING ON!! MS. EXTREME CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES, TERRY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO STAY IN THIS MATCH, EVEN AFTER ALL THAT’S HAPPENED SO FAR!! SOMEHOW TERRY MANAGED TO SURVIVE, HOW IS MS. EXTREME SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THIS MAN!?
James Peters: Honestly I don’t know Rich! Somehow both Ms. Extreme and Terry Chambers are still in this match despite all that’s went down tonight, I just don’t know how they’re supposed to actually defeat each other! Ms. Extreme is asking the referee, and it’s true, Terry kicked out just before three! Ms. Extreme now has climbed to the second rope, and it looks like she’s waiting for Terry to make it back to his feet, and at this point I just wonder, what more can she really do?
Rich Russillo: I wonder the same thing. Terry now is slowly managing to get to his feet, but I don’t think he’s noticed that she’s on the second rope. Terry now finally back up, AND MS. EXTREME JUMPED RIGHT ONTO HIS BACK, AND THERE’S A SLEEPER HOLD!! THE SLEEPER HOLD IS LOCKED IN ON TERRY, AND HE’S STRUGGLING TO BREAK FREE OF IT!! TERRY IS BEGINNING TO DROP TO A KNEE, THIS MAY BE IT FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, MS. EXTREME MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE THIS MATCH WON!!
James Peters: TERRY LOOKS LIKE HE’S BEGINNING TO FADE, THIS MAY BE IT!! WAIT, NO IT’S NOT!! TERRY ISN’T FADING, IN FACT, HE’S BEGINNING TO GET BACK TO BOTH FEET!! TERRY NOW IS CHARGING INTO THE CORNER, AND THERE’S A CANNONBALL- BUT WAIT!! MS. EXTREME JUMPED OFF OF TERRY JUST BEFORE HE COULD HIT THE CANNONBALL!! TERRY JUST THREW HIMSELF INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE SLEEPER HOLD!!
Rich Russillo: Terry now rolling out of the corner finally, and it looks like Ms. Extreme isn’t waiting to capitalize AS SHE NOW LOCKS IN THE RED HANDED ONCE AGAIN!! TERRY ONCE AGAIN IS IN TROUBLE, AND I’M NOT SURE IF HE COULD GET OUT OF IT THIS TIME!! TERRY IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES, HE JUST NEEDS TO PULL HIMSELF A BIT CLOSER OR ELSE HE MAY HAVE TO TAP OUT!! TERRY IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF BUT MS. EXTREME HAS THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN AS TIGHTLY AS SHE CAN!!
James Peters: EVEN SO, TERRY IS PULLING HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES WITH ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT, AND HE DOES IT!! TERRY GRABBED THE ROPES!!! THE REFEREE NOW TELLING MS. EXTREME TO LET GO, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!! MS. EXTREME NOW STOMPING AWAY ON THAT LEFT ARM, AND YOU CAN TELL SHE’S CLEARLY FRUSTRATED THAT TERRY STILL HASN’T GIVEN UP!!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme now is backing up as Terry is crawling back into the corner, AND THERE’S A RUNNING FOREARM!! Ms. Extreme now climbing to the top rope as Terry stumbled to one knee, AND THERE’S ONE MORE GLASS CEILING- WAIT NO!! TERRY BACKED UP, AND THERE’S THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!! THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!! IT’S LOCKED IN BUT MS. EXTREME IS QUICKLY ABLE TO GET THE ROPES!! TERRY IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE HOLD BUT MS. EXTREME WAS JUST RATTLED FROM THAT AS TERRY TOSSES HER AWAY!!
James Peters: NO SHE WASN’T!! MS. EXTREME IS IMMEDIATELY GOING AFTER TERRY, AND JUST LIKE EARLY INTO THIS MATCH SHE’S TAKING THE FIGHT TO HIM, WITH TONS OF PUNCHES THAT TERRY CAN’T SEEM TO COUNTER!! ONCE AGAIN TERRY’S IN TROUBLE, AND NOW MS. EXTREME IS BACKING INTO THE CORNER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY TO PUT TERRY DOWN! MS. EXTREME NOW CHARGING INTO THE CORNER-
Rich Russillo: TERRY PICKED HER UP!! TERRY JUST PICKED HER UP JUST AS SHE WAS CHARGING AT HIM, AND THERE’S THE T-5!!! THE T-5 CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND THERE’S THE COVER TO PUT AWAY MS. EXTREME!!! IT’S OVER, THIS ONE HAD TO BE OVER!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, TTTEEERRRRYYY CCHHAAAMMBERRRSSSS!!!!
James Peters: Man, that was an incredibly close match, I can’t believe Terry managed to pull off that T-5! Ms. Extreme was in control for the last few minutes, but somehow Terry managed to pick her up and hit that T-5 out of nowhere! Man, what a match!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, I’ll admit. Ms. Extreme surprised me there, but even so- OH MY GOD!! TERRY JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT FROM BEHIND, AND IS THAT.. IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE!! DR. BETHANY BLUE AND THE NURSE RANNANAH GOLDSTEIN, THEY JUST ATTACKED THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!! TERRY JUST GOT BLASTED FROM BEHIND BY THE TWO, AND WHAT’S THE NURSE DOING!?
James Peters: IS THAT A SYRINGE? WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH A- THEY JUST INJECTED TERRY WITH IT! THE TWO JUST STABBED THAT SYRINGE INTO TERRY, AND I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY MAY HAVE JUST DONE TO HIM, BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE DRAGGING HIM OUT!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!?
(The two roll Terry out of the ring, before working together to bring Terry backstage. During that time everyone looks surprised and confused, as the two seemingly knocked Terry out, and the crowd, as well as the commentary team seem unsure on what the two plan to do with Terry as he’s dragged backstage. Voltage fades into a promotional ad for Territorial Invasion.)
(A promotional ad for Territorial Invasion airs. See Mr. DEDEDE defend the Answers World Champion against The Visual Prophet. See Kassidy Heart defend the Universal Women’s Championship against Cameron Ella Ava. Those two matches PLUS War Games AND more when Territorial Invasion comes at you live on free-per-view on September 22, 2019 from the absolutely stunning Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn, Alabama.)
(When Voltage returns, Dr. Bethany Blue and Nurse Goldstein are nowhere to be found! Everything has completely broken down backstage as everyone has gone searching for the missing Interwire Champion and his kidnappers.)
(The camera cuts back to the ringside area.)
James Peters: Jesus fuck. What’s next?
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is, A CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Oh god. This is the last thing we need after all the shit that’s already happened. God knows what’s going to happen in this match.
(“It Ain’t Safe by Skepta plays to loud jeers as Charlie Marr comes out holding the EAW Championship accompanied by Jordie Ripley. He holds the title up in the air and admires the crowd’s loud booing before making his way to the ring.)
James Peters: I guess Charlie never did get that custom championship Veena had made for him.
Rich Russillo: #Charlie1Belt
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, accompanied by JORDIE RIPLEY! From Tower Hamlets London United Kingdom, weighing in at 240 pounds… He is the EAW CHAMPION, CHARLIE… MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: After getting a break from in-ring action after the abuse he sustained at Bloodsport, our ‘champ’ is back in action tonight in a Champion VERSUS Champion match!
Rich Russillo: Minus all the controversy Charlie Marr is an excellent wrestler, I’m sure he’s not gonna let a match like this slip from his fingers that easily, will he?
James Peters: I digress.
(Charlie Marr enters the ring and goes to the top rope raising his EAW Championship high in the air ignoring all the crowd’s remarks about him as “It Ain’t Safe” plays away. There’s a moment of pause as Charlie Marr leans in his corner and is only met by boos and jeers. He trash talks the crowd as “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX plays to loud cheers as Andrea Valentine comes out to the stage. She has a smile engraved on her face as she holds the Specialist Championship and holds it in the air before walking to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Orlando Florida, weighing in at 110 pounds… SHE IS THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION, ANDREA… VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Speaking of abuse at Bloodsport Andrea Valentine is no exception to that! After getting stabbed the shoulder and near brutalized by Katheryn Wicked, Andrea Valentine retained her title and is back in action tonight! :blessed:
James Peters: Despite what Marr says, Andrea says that no matter if Charlie holds the title that Veena gave to him everyone will be talking about how she’s better than him! This’ll certainly be put to the test tonight as now she gets to face Charlie Marr and well, we’ll just see what happens won’t we?
(Andrea Valentine enters the ring and leans on the ropes holding the Specialist Title in the air to the cheers from the crowd as “Roll With Me” fades out. Andrea Valentine starts to warm up as Charlie Marr looks away with a scoff and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this match is underway- CHARLIE RUNNING IN! RUNNING KNEE LIF- NO ANDREA QUICKLY DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY! CHARLIE’S KNEE BOUNCES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE TURNS AROUND! ANDREA ON THE TOP ROPE! METEORA!
James Peters: Marr is in obvious shock at how this match has gone early on as Jordie Ripley is screaming at ringside! Andrea irishwhipping Marr. V-DAY- NO MARR KEEPING ANDREA OFF HER FEET! FALLING POWERBOMB!! Andrea bouncing off the mat and into a sitting position as Charlie is pushing her down for the early pin attempt!!!
OOONNNEE-
Rich Russillo: QUICK KICKOUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE! Marr wasting no time bringing Andrea up to her feet and sending her to the corner with a irishwhip! Marr taking a run! CLOTHESLIN- NO ANDREA DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! NO! MARR KNOCKING ANDREA BACK WITH A FOREARM! Marr taking a run- DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO CHARLIE MARR!! Marr still up as he leans against the ropes! ANDREA WITH AN INCREDIBLE SHOW OF STRENGTH CLOTHESLINING CHARLIE MARR OVER THE TOP ROPE!
James Peters: Marr falling against the barricade as Andrea is on the apron waiting for him to get up! METEORA- NO MARR SHOVING ANDREA AWAY SENDING HER CRASHING TO THE GROUND!!!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
TTHHRREE!!
Rich Russillo: The Ref starts the count as Andrea is stumbling up but Marr is quickly taking her off her feet! SNAKE EYES ON THE BARRICADE BY CHARLIE MARR!!
FFOOUURR!!
FFIIVVEE!!
James Peters: Andrea falling to a knee as Charlie grabs her! CHARLIE THROWING ANDREA- NO ANDREA REVERSES AND GRABS CHARLIE BACK! ANDREA DRIVING NCHARLIE RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!
SSIIXX!!
SSEEVVEENN!!
Rich Russillo: The count getting closer and closer to 10 as Charlie is trying to retreat! ANDREA THROWING CHARLIE INTO THE RING! Andrea about to get in as The Ref checks on Charlie-
James Peters: JORDIE RIPLEY LANDING AN ELBOW ON THE BACK OF ANDREA VALENTINE’S HEAD STUNNING HER! Charlie seeing the opportunity as he brings Andrea up and back into the ring! NOT THIS WAY!! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! ANDREA NAILED THE GROUND BY THAT SPINEBUSTER AS CHARLIE IS GOING FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWW-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! Charlie Marr sitting up in pure anger as he brings Andrea up with one arm! RIPCORD LARIA- NO ANDREA DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AGAIN! DROPKICK TO MARR SENDING HIM BACK!! Marr leaning against the ropes again as Andrea taking a big irishwhip sending Marr to the opposite ropes! MARR HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES AS ANDREA RUNS TOWARDS HIM! CHARLIE KICKING ANDREA RIGHT IN THE FACE SENDING HER SPINNIN- WAIT!! ANDREA SPINNING AROUND! SPINNING BACK FIST!!!
James Peters: Charlie bouncing off the ropes and falling to a knee as Andrea is taking a run to the ropes and back to Marr! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!! ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS WITH THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER! SHE GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT ON THE EAW CHAMPION!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY CHARLIE MARR!! Andrea taking a breather as she sits on the ground staring a hole into Jordie Ripley who looks anxiou- CHARLIE BRINGING ANDREA DOWN! ROLL-UP BY MARR!!!
OOONNNE-
James Peters: QUICK KICK OUT BY ANDREA BUT MARR IS UP AND READY! CHARING CROS- NO ANDREA QUICKLY DUCKING UNDER THE DISCUS LARIAT AS MARR QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! ANDREA REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES- MARR NAILING ANDREA WITH A BIG BOOT FORCING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!
Rich Russillo: Marr taking opportunity at the moment. HE SHOVES HIS BOOT RIGHT IN THE THROAT OF ANDREA VALENTINE! MARR GRABBING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE AS HE PUSHES DOWN MORE!
Ref: Alright! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR-
James Peters: Charlie moving back innocently as the Ref is checking on Andrea- CHARLIE KNEEING ANDREA IN THE FACE BRINGING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Marr dragging Andrea to the center of the ring! PIN ATTEMPT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY ANDREA! Charlie Marr’s face is slowly growing in frustration as he grabs the head of Andrea Valentine. CHARLIE RAINING FIST DOWN ON THE HEAD OF ANDREA! ANDREA STRIKING BACK!! Marr taken off guard as he let’s go of Andrea and Andrea kips up to her feet! CHARLIE WITH A GUT KICK- NO ANDREA GRABBING HIS LEG! ANDREA KICKING THE LEG AND SWEEPING HIM TO THE GROUND! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE RIGHT LEG OF CHARLIE MARR BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
James Peters: Charlie certainly felt that as he’s clutching onto his leg! Charlie slowly dragging himself up using the ropes as Andrea isn’t interfering. Charlie up! ANDREA GOING FOR A SUPERKIC- NO CHARLIE GRABS THE LEG OF ANDREA AND PUSHES IT DOWN AS HE GRABS HER! STUN GUN ONTO THE ROPES!!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea on the ground as Charlie is on a knee holding the ropes. Charlie falls right into the corner as Andrea gets up slowly. CHARLIE RUNNING!! CHARING CROS- NO ANDREA! XOXO!!! THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AS CHARLIE MARR IS KNOCKED OUT COLD! ANDREA HOOKING THE LEG THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
James Peters: JORDIE RIPLEY ON THE APRON! SHE’S DISTRACTING THE REF SEPARATING HIM FROM THE COUNT! Andrea looking in anger as she could’ve won! THE REF ABOUT TO EJECT JORDIE- ANDREA KNOCKING JORDIE OFF THE APRON WITH A FOREARM! Andrea focusing her attention back on Marr- CHARING CROSS! CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT AS HE FALLS RIGHT ON ANDREA!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY ANDREA!!! ANDREA HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE AS CHARLIE IS QUICKLY GRABBING THE COLLAR OF THE REFEREE!!! CHARLIE GOING OFF ON THE REFEREE AS HE’S CLOSE TO DISQUALIFYING HIM! Charlie finally shoving the Ref away as he looks to deliver the final blow to Andrea Valentine. CHARLIE WITH A LOUD HEADBUTT ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Blood already rushing down the face of Charlie Marr as he’s landing his fist right on the face of Andrea at the moment! ANDREA WAIT! SHE’S PUSHING MARR IN THE CORNER! ANDREA RAMMING HER SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CHARLIE MARR AS SHE MOVES BACK!
James Peters: HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH BY ANDREA VALENTINE KNOCKING CHARLIE MARR OUT OF THE CORNER! Charlie stumbling to a knee as Andrea runs to the ropes- MARR HITTING A ARMDRAG ON ANDREA!!! Andrea rolling right up! DROPKICK TO CHARLIE SENDING HIM BACK! Marr taking a run! SPINEBUSTER- NO ANDREA ELBOWS CHARLIE IN THE FACE BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT WITH THE HEADMASTER’S RITUAL! MARR TURNING AROUND! CHARING CROS- ANDREA WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER WHILE MARR WAS TURNING FOR THE DISCUS LARIAT!!! ANDREA CONNECTS WITH ATOMIC BLONDE AS SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Rich Russillo: MARR HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! Andrea in pure shock as she sits up to a sitting position. What is it gonna take to take out either of these Elitist tonight?!?! Andrea slowly getting up as Charlie is just starting to stir up. Andrea slowly going up to the top rope as Charlie just realizes! MISSILE DROPKIC- NO CHARLIE GRABS HER LEGS AND PULLS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ANDREA QUICKLY SITS UP! MARR NAILING ANDREA !DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A STOMP!!!
James Peters: Charlie leaning against the ropes as Andrea is looking at the ceiling as this match has taken a toll out of both of these competitors! Charlie slowly bringing Andrea up! CHARLIE RUNNING TO THE ROPES- NO ANDREA CATCHING UP TO HIM! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER AGAIN TO MARR! ATOMIC BLONDE CONNECTS AS CHARLIE IS SLOWLY GETTING UP BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS! Andrea stumbling up to the top rope as Marr turns around to face her! V-DAY- NO MARR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON JUST BARELY!!!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know how he did it but Andrea is quickly sitting up! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE- NO ANDREA ROLLING UP BEFORE CHARLIE CAN CONNECT! ANDREA IRISH WHIPPING CHARLIE IN THE CORNER AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIM! NO MARR KICKING ANDREA RIGHT IN THE FACE AS ANDREA STEPS BACK AND MARR GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE! DEATH OR GLORY- NO ANDREA MOVING OUT OF THE WAY SWIFTLY AS CHARLIE MISSES THE DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!
James Peters: Charlie not giving in though as he’s quickly getting up and going to Andrea! DISCUS LARIAT! NO ANDREA STAYS UP! SPINNING BACKFIST!!! MARR STILL ON HIS FEET! DISCUS LARIAT- NO ANDREA DUCKS UNDER! FOREARM BY ANDREA! THIS HAS NOW TURNED INTO A BACK AND FORTH AS BOTH ELITIST ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH EVERY STRIKE POSSIBLE IN THEIR ARSENAL!!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH OF THEM NOT GIVING IN FOR A MINUTE BUT CHARLIE SEEMINGLY HAS THE UPPERHAND! Charlie getting more punches in as Andrea is being pushed into the ropes! Irish whip to Andrea! MARR WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE KNOCKING ANDREA DOWN! CHARLIE HOOKING THE LEG!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREE-
James Peters: KICK OUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE AS CHARLIE MARR QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN STRESS! Charlie circling around the ring as Jordie Ripley has come up to talk to him- ANDREA! SHE’S ON THE TOP ROPE! DIVING CROSSBODY TO BOTH CHARLIE MARR AND JORDIE RIPLEY!!! ANDREA PUSHING MARR INTO THE RING AS HE STAGGERS UP! ANDREA RUNNING- BUT CHARLIE MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND PUSHING ANDREA TO THE ROPES! RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER TO CHARLIE MARR FROM ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Rich Russillo: THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS MARR ISN’T GIVING IN! HE’S SLOWLY GETTING UP USING THE ROPES AS ANDREA WATCHES ON! LOVE HAZE!!! RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER BY ANDREA VALENTINE AS CHARLIE MARR IS DOWN! ANDREA ISN’T DONE AS SHE BRING MARR UP AND GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE-
James Peters: WAIT MARR FIRING A PUNCH TO ANDREA KEEPING HER ON THE TOP ROPE! MARR CLIMBING- NO ANDREA PUSHES HIM OFF QUICKLY! V-DAY!!! SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON OUT OF NOWHERE AS ANDREA IS CRAWLING AS FAST AS SHE CAN TO GET TO THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Roll With Me” plays to the many cheers from the ground as Andrea quickly gets up using the ropes and gets her arm raised by the Ref. Jordie Ripley is seen at ringside sitting at the barricade looking shocked as Charlie Marr probably doesn’t know where he is as the Ref is helping him up)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner-
???: NO SHE IS NOT!
(Veena quickly rushes from the back and is waving her hands to stop Bella from announcing Andrea as the winner. Andrea looks outraged at Veena right now.)
Veena Adams: That was the shittiest, most biased fucking finish of a match I have ever seen! The referee clearly counted way to fast! Counts are supposed to be three fucking seconds, not one! Referee, you are fucking fired. I want this match restarted… NOW!
Andrea Valentine (Off-Mic): Are you fucking kidding me right now?
(Security has come out and is escorting the confused referee out of the ring seeing as how he just got fired. A new official comes running down the ramp, much to the disgust of the crowd. A power drunk Veena smiles crazily before heading back to the back.)
James Peters: You have got to be fucking kidding me right now. I know I just basically repeated Andrea, but seriously, what the fuck?!
(Andrea looks on in disbelief as the new referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Well uh I guess this match is back underway. Both of these competitors went through hell as I guess they’re going to have to sustain more-
James Peters: NO THEY’RE NOT! CHARLIE MARR!!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! Marr looking up with a vicious smirk as he’s shrugging?!?!? ANOTHER ONE!!! Marr pulling up Andrea again as she looks dead! ANOTHER ONE!!! The queen is indeed dead :mjcry: as Charlie Marr is certainly finished! He drapes himself lazily over Andrea and the referee drops down to count.
Crowd: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“It Ain’t Safe” plays up to loud jeers from the crowd as they don’t like what they see. Charlie Marr gets his hand raised in victory as Andrea is lifeless on the canvas. Jordie Ripley quickly enters the ring and kisses Charlie before helping him out and raising his hand yet again in victory.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… your winner? CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m in shock. Charlie Marr yet again gotten another win thanks to the sickening Veena Adams.
James Peters: I’m certainly disappointed by the results of this but if anything this is going to give Andrea Valentine more of a reason to fight then she did before. Something tells me we haven’t seen the last of these two going at one another.
(The last shot is of Andrea Valentine being helped up to her feet as she looks in confusion as Charlie Marr is raising his EAW Championship up in the air and the camera fades to a commercial.)
(Commercial for the ID Channel and for no other reason because it’s GOAT.)
(Voltage returns and for the last time, we see Bella inside the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits and almost immediately Consuela Rose Ava appears before the audience decked out in red, the crowd reach their feet and cheer in approval. Consuela slides under the bottom rope and nods to the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from Frias, Spain weighing in at 120 pounds she is THEEEEEEEEEEE WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN, CONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Ms. 24/7 looks to put her foot down on Voltage tonight, the self-proclaimed “Soul of Voltage” has been on a nice roll as of late with an impressive victory over Jesse Barlow at Bloodsport.
Rich Russillo: I mean she’s a three-time Specialists Champion for a reason so it’s no surprise to anybody, but that’ll only carry so much weight when you step into the ring with a Hall of Famer who isn’t in the best of moods I’d imagine.
(The anticipation in the arena suddenly skyrockets as fans murmur amongst themselves when “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash rumbles throughout the arena. A deafening and mixed reaction awaits Scott Diamond as he trudges out from the back. He appears physically ripped as if carved out of stone – donning a set of black MMA shorts and boots that reach halfway up his knees. Scott Diamond quickly ascends the steps and enters the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent from Long Island, New York weighing in at 280 pounds, he is an EAW Hall of Famer……… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAMMMMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: The look on his face is emotionless. This is the man who produced a single tweet seen round the world that amassed more of a reaction than Mark Michaels’ thousands ever did. “I’m not satisfied” were the three cryptic words sent out by Scott Diamond. Even though he’s been in recluse for some time now, something has awakened in him. We don’t know what it is exactly, but Voltage better get ready.
Rich Russillo: I sincerely hope he stays around this time. I want to see Scott Diamond tear Voltage apart!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: I don’t think you’ll have to wait long Rich. Look at the size disparity between these two. Scott Diamond looks like he’s about to lock up with a little kid, with all due respect to Consuela. The guy is absolutely jacked. He shrugs his shoulders and throws his fists up, steadily approaching Consuela who looks a bit taken aback. This isn’t Scott Diamond’s first rodeo with an Ava, that’s for damn sure.
Rich Russillo: Consuela immediately goes after Scott Diamond’s left leg but he clubs her down with ease, he scoops her up by the throat and heaves her into the corner! Her back bounces off of the middle turnbuckle and she falls into his arms! Diamond then tosses her across the ring like yesterday’s garbage. He could do this all night if he damn well pleases!
James Peters: Consuela holds the back of her neck while under the shadow of Scott Diamond who approaches her. She looks up and locks eyes with the beast before he yanks her up. Diamond shoves her like a school bully into the corner. He then lines her up and paws her chest with an open hand chop! She crumbles into a kneeling position, the impact of that strike is telling as to how much power Scott Diamond possesses. He plants a few stiff boots to the chest and then carelessly presses the sole against her windpipe.
Ref: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR..
Rich Russillo: Yeah, this is what I like to see! Scott methodically picking apart his prey! OH! CONSUELA RISES UP AFTER SCOTT RELEASED HIS HOLD AND WHAT A RIGHT FOREARM BY CONSUELA! I GUESS I SPOKE TOO SOON! SHE’S DRIVING FORCEFUL SHOTS INTO DIAMOND’S JAW! HE STAGGERS A BIT AND THEN CLUBS HER DOWN WITH A WELL PLACED CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: As well versed as Consuela is, I don’t think it’s very wise to partake in a striking exhibition with Scott Diamond. He just clobbered Consuela like she was a pesky house fly in one fellow swoop while she exerted a decent chunk of her energy with those forearm strikes. Diamond reaches down and scoops her up on his shoulders but Consuela just as quickly slides off! She dropkicks the calf muscle of Scott Diamond who falls to a knee! She then drills him across the eye with a scintillating roundhouse kick! The beast is down! SHE’S GOING RIGHT FOR THAT CALF!
Rich Russillo: REPEATED STOMPS AND KICKS, TWISTS AND WRENCHES TO THE CALF. SHE’S ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW! SCOTT DIAMOND FENDS HER OFF FOR A MOMENT BUT BACK SHE COMES WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE JAW! DIAMOND FALLS ONTO HIS BACK! SHE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY! CONSUELA JUST WENT FLYING INTO THE AIR AFTER THAT KICKOUT! IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT A MEASLY KICK TO PUT THIS MAN DOWN. YOU CAN ASK LC, HE THREW EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK AT SCOTT DIAMOND BACK AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! CONSUELA QUICKLY SLIDES THROUGH THE OPENING BETWEEN DIAMOND’S LEGS AND SHE LEAPS FORWARD AND PLANTS HIM WITH A BULLDOG!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE NEVER LANDS! SCOTT HAS HER LIFTED HIGH UP IN THE AIR! HE TRANSITIONS CONSUELA INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX POSITION AND THROWS HER BACK!!!!!! SHE GOES COAST TO COAST TUMBLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND CRASHING OUT OF THE RING! MY GOD THE RAW UNTAMED POWER OF SCOTT DIAMOND IS ON FULL DISPLAY HERE! SHE’S IN A MANGLED HEAP ON THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: Diamond’s enjoying this. He’s taking his time as he slowly walks across the ring, paying no mind to the heckling from the raucous Texas crowd.
Crowd: YOU STILL SUCK! YOU STILL SUCK! YOU STILL SUCK!
Rich Russillo: Um, hello, he’s dominating at the moment, how does he suck? Look at this! Scott reaches through the ropes and grabs Consuela who is barely up on her feet! He pulls her up with his hands that are the size of a damn catcher’s mitt but Consuela applies a front facelock through the ropes from the outside! I don’t know what in the hell she has in mind but she’s not gonna pull Diamond through the ropes.
James Peters: Diamond jams a few hard rights into the ribs of Consuela who yelps in pain. He climbs through the ropes so that they’re both on the apron now! WHOA! LOOK OUT! CONSUELA LEAPS IN THE AIR AND FLIPS SCOTT DIAMOND ONTO HIS BACK ONTO THE COLD HARD MAT OUTSIDE WITH A BEAUTIFUL HURRICANRANA! I THINK THIS ARENA SHOOK WHEN SCOTT LANDED ON THE FLOOR! SCOTT’S BACK UP BUT NOT BEFORE CONSUELA SPLASHES HIM WITH A DIVING CROSSBO–
Rich Russillo: HE CAUGHT HER! HE HAS CONSUELA RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HER! HE TAKES A FEW STEPS SURVEYING HIS SURROUNDINGS AND SUDDENLY LAUNCHES HER BACK FIRST INTO THE POST! FALLAWAY SLAM!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HER BACK JUST WRAPPED AROUND THAT POST! SHE’S FLAT ON HER STOMACH AND BARELY STIRRING! THE REFEREE REACHES THE COUNT OF FIVE BUT SCOTT HAS ALREADY BROKEN THE COUNT! HE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS CONSUELA WHO IS ON ALL FOURS, CRAWLING AWAY! HE YANKS HER UP BY TH–
James Peters: JAWBREAKER! THAT JUST BOUGHT HER SOME TIME! SHE CLIMBS UP THE STEPS AND SCALES THE APRON SHE THEN SOARS TOWARDS DIAMOND AND USES HER LEGS TO SEND HIM CRASHING INTO THE RING POST HEAD FIRST VIA ANOTHER HURRICANRANA! HE QUICKLY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND TRIES TO SHAKE OFF THE COBWEBS! HE’S HOLDING HIS NOSE WHILE CONSUELA CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE! SCOTT IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HE TURNS AROUND AND…
Rich Russillo: MISSILE DROPKICK FELLS THE BIG MAN BUT HE’S ALREADY BACK ON HIS FEET! HE STUMBLES AROUND AIMLESSLY! LOOK OUT! SHOTGUN DROPKICK PLANTED INTO THE CHEST OF SCOTT DIAMOND! HE PLUMMETS INTO THE CORNER! CONSUELA IS ON FIRE! SHE CHARGES AT THE CORNERED DIAMOND! BUT HE BACK BODY DROPS HER ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, SHE USES THIS TO HER ADVANTAGE! SHE SWINGS AROUND AND SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE COVER!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THRE—
James Peters: SCOTT POWERS OUT! Consuela doesn’t seem phased though, she’s right back on the attack! She lifts his leg and starts kicking his calf over and over! She tries to bring Scott back up but he shoves her off briefly! She replies with a swift spin kick to his knee but it doesn’t phase Scott whatsoever. He drives his good leg right into the mid-section of Consuela! She keels over while Scott measures her! Running knee lift!
Rich Rusillo: BUT CONSUELA POPS HER HEAD UP AT THE LAST SECOND AND SHUFFLES BACKWARDS! CHOP BLOCK! NO! SCOTT DIAMOND TURNS AROUND ON A DIME AND CATCHES HER IN A GUTWRENCH POSITION! HE FLIPS HER OVER AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUPLEX! SHE ARCHES HER BACK UPWARDS INTO THE AIR! THAT HAD SOME EXTRA MUSTARD ON IT! SCOTT SLOWLY LIMPS HIS WAY TOWARDS CONSUELA, HE GRABS HER ARM FORCEFULLY BUT SHE SLIDES THROUGH HIS LEGS! ANOTHER SHOOT KICK TO HIS CALF! HE HOPS ON ONE LEG FOR A SECOND AND SWINGS WILDLY TOWARDS HER BUT SHE DIPS DOWN OUT OF HARM’S WAY!
James Peters: I think it’s safe to say that Scott is getting frustrated. He hasn’t been able to string together a series of moves, ring rust? Maybe. But he’s got to keep his composure.. He’s gott–
Rich Russillo: HE CAUGHT HER! SHE TRIED YET ANOTHER CALF KICK BUT – OHHHH WHAT AN ENZIGURI! SHE JUST TAGGED HIM ON HIS EAR BUT HE SIMPLY SHRUGS IT OFF LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! HE PULLS HER IN! BELLY TO BELLY! HE JUST ABOUT SQUASHED HER INTO MUSH! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
T–
James Peters: SHOULDER UP! I DON’T THINK SHE CAN WITHSTAND ANYMORE OF THOSE, RICH!
Rich Russillo: She might not have a choice in the matter. I have no idea why she accepted this match, let’s be real, she’s got no chance in hell. I mean look at Scott, he’s a friggin weapon of mass destruction!
James Peters: Wipe that brown off your nose Rich. Consuela has handled herself quite well so far.
Rich Russillo: You say that as she’s getting grounded and pounded. He maneuvers himself to the side of Consuela and drives bludgeon-like knees into her ribcage! He then pulls her back up to her feet and onto his shoulders. SAY GOODNIGHT FOLKS THIS ONE IS DONE! HE SWINGS HER AROUND!
James Peters: SUNSET FLIP BY CONSUELA! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND IS STILL ON HIS FEET, SHE’S IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION TO SAY THE LEAST! HE PULLS HER UP BY HER THROAT, SHE’S TRYING TO WIGGLE OUT OF HIS GRASP BUT HE JUST BACKHANDS HER ACROSS THE MOUTH! HE BACKS HIMSELF UP AGAINST THE ROPES AND BARRELS TOWARDS HER! LOOK OUT! INCOMING FREIGHT TRAIN!
Rich Russillo: BUT CONSUELA ROLLS THROUGH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, CLUTCHING HER RIBS, HE TURNS AROUND WITH AN ANGRY SCOWL! SUPERKICK! BAM! RIGHT ON THE MOUTH! SCOTT DIAMOND WIGGLES IT OFF AND STEAMS TOWARDS CONSUELA! DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SCOTT SHAKES THAT OFF TOO! CONSUELA SHAKES HER HEAD IN DISBELIEF AND CHARGES TOWARDS SCOTT!
James Peters: THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK JUST ABOUT DECAPITA–
Rich Russillo: NO! SHE ROLLED UNDER HIS OUTSTRETCHED LEG AND THAT SEEMED TO BOTHER HIM. IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S CRAMPING UP?! MAYBE A CHARLEY HORSE? CONSUELA’S EYES WIDEN AS SHE BOLTS TOWARDS THE WOUNDED ANIMAL! OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT A BICYCLE KICK!!!!!!!! HE JUST SUCKERED HER INTO THAT ONE AND SHE DID A FULL ON BACKFLIP! SCOTT CASTS A SHADOW OVER HER AND DEADLIFTS CONSUELA’S LIFELESS CARCASS OFF OF THE GROUND! GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!! HE JUST THREW HER ALL THE WAY OVER TO MEXICO!!!!!
James Peters: LOOK! HE HASN’T RELEASED THE HOLD EITHER! HE LIFTS HER UP AGAIN! ANOTHER GERMAN! NO! THIS TIME CONSUELA MANAGED TO POSITION HERSELF ON THE MASSIVE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND! WHAT INNOVATION BY CONSUELA! SHE’S TRYING TO APPLY A MAKESHIFT SLEEPER HOLD BUT SCOTT DIAMOND SQUISHES HER INTO THE CORNER BACK FIRST! HE TURNS AROUND AND TAGS HER WITH A STINGING RIGHT HOOK! SHE DROPS HELPLESSLY IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: Damn she looks out of it like one of TLA’s poons!
James Peters: I bet that turns you on, doesn’t it? What are you a Gavin wannabe?
Rich Russillo: Yeah it kinda does and so what if I am?
James Peters: Nevermind that. Scott backs up and measures Consuela up who is slowly reaching her feet but he grabs her roughly by the hair and throws her face first down to the mat. She attempts to crawl away but Scott clubs her down on the back! He pulls her up by the hair again.
Ref: Hey! Watch the hair!
Scott Diamond: Fuck off.
Rich Russillo: He’s toying with her, she’s trying to wriggle free but to no avail! She plants a stiff kick to the front of Scott’s kneecap which forces him to jolt back a bit! That just seemed to piss him off. He lifts her up on his shoulders and plants her right back down with a thunderous powerslam! What impact! He nonchalantly hooks her leg!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE——
James Peters: That’s gotta be i– WAIT NO! SHE KICKED OUT! HOW IN GOD’S NAME?! That had to be on instinct alone you would think? Scott pulls her up and whips her into the corner. He bursts out of his own corner and attempts to impale Consuela with a shoulder thrust!
Rich Russillo: BUT HE COMPLETELY MISSES THE TARGET! CONSUELA ROLLED FORWARD AND OUT OF THE WAY SENDING SCOTT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! HE RECOILS BACKWARD AND TURNS AROUND – LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! THE KNEE OF DEATH ABSOLUTELY DRILLS SCOTT DIAMOND SQUARE ON THE JAW BUT THE SON OF A BITCH DOESN’T GO DOWN! HE’S WOOZY ON TWO LEGS WHILE HE HOLDS HIS FISTS UP DEFENSIVELY! SHE BACKS UP AGAIN AND DIGS HER FEET INTO THE MAT! SHE DASHES FORWARD!
James Peters: DIIIIIIIAMOND’S EDGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: INTO A DESPERATION DDT BY CONSUELA! SHE SCRAMBLES FOR THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
James Peters: SCOTT KICKS OUT! LOOK AT THIS! CONSUELA WRAPS HER HANDS AROUND SCOTT DIAMOND’S JAW! SUELA LOCK! SUELA LOCK! SHE’S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME KEEPING IT CINCHED IN! SCOTT LIFTS HER UP, LOCK STILL APPLIED AND POWERS HER DOWN WITH AN EARTH RATTLING SIDEWALK SLAM! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TH–
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! THIS AVA HAS NO QUIT IN HER, I GOTTA GIVE HER PROPS, SCOTT REACHES HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN, FRUSTRATION IS BUILDING UP, BUT HE’S GOTTA KEEP AT IT. Scott Diamond throws her up on his shoulders, he could be going for another powerslam, but Consuela is bashing rapid elbows into Scott’s temple! She manages to land in front of him. He goes for a lightning quick snap jab but she eludes him! Another dropkick to Scott’s knee as he stumbles around for a bit but regains his balance, Consuela is already perched on the top turnbuckle! She soars through the air! ANOTHER KNEE OF DEATH! THIS ONE FLATTENS SCOTT DIAMOND!
James Peters: BUT SCOTT DIAMOND SHIFTS TO THE SIDE! CONSUELA ROLLS THROUGH IN ONE MOTION WHILE SCOTT GAINS A HEAD OF STEAM! RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDL–
Rich Russillo: SUPERKICK!!!!! SCOTT FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK! CONSUELA ISN’T DONE! SHE RACES TOWARDS THE ROPES AND SPRINGS BACK OFF OF THEM! A BEAUTIFUL LIONSAULT CONNECTS! SHE HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
James Peters: DIAMOND GETS A SHOULDER UP! HE REACHES AROUND FOR CONSUELA BUT SHE’S READY TO POUNCE AS HE’S ON ALL FOURS! HE’S IN BIG TROUBLE RICH! HERE COMES CONSUELA! PENAAAAAAALTYYYYYYY KICK!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAUGHT! HE PULLS CONSUELA IN! EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER!!!!!! SHE’S STACKED ON HER HEAD LIKE AN ACCORDION! SCOTT LOOKS AROUND WITH CRAZED EYES AND SIGNIFIES THE END BY DOING A THROAT SLASH TAUNT. HE MARCHES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND PICKS UP THE REMAIN OF CONSUELA! SHE’S ON NOODLY LEGS! HE TURNS HER AROUND AND WRAPS HIS BEAR-LIKE ARMS AROUND HER WAIST! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!
James Peters: WHOA! LOOK AT THAT DISPLAY OF ATHLETICISM! SHE MIRACULOUSLY LANDS ON HER FEET AND SHOTGUN DROPKICKS SCOTT RIGHT IN HIS SPINE! HE CRASHES INTO THE CORNER STERNUM FIRST! SHE STORMS AFTER SCOTT DIAMOND BUT IS MET WITH A STIFF RIGHT ELBOW FOR HER EFFORTS! SHE FALLS ON ALL FOURS, SCOTT DIAMOND RAGES ON AND DRIVES A BRUTAL RUNNING KNEE INTO HER RIBCAGE! SHE TUMBLES ACROSS THE RING AS A RESULT! SHE DESPERATELY GRABS ONTO THE ROPES IN ORDER TO FEND OFF AN ONCOMING DIAMOND, BUT HE TOWERS OVER HER! SHE THROWS A FEW WEAK FOREARMS INTO HIS CHEST THAT PROVIDE NOTHING BUT A SMALL DISTRACTION TO SCOTT DIAMOND!
Rich Russillo: HE LOOKS DOWN AT HER WITH A PAIR OF SCORNFUL EYES, HE DRIVES YET ANOTHER KNEE INTO HER MIDSECTION! AND ANOTHER! SHE’S HAVING DIFFICULTY BREATHING WITH EACH BLOW AS SHE COUGHS UP A BIT OF BLOOD! SCOTT EMBRACES THE BOOS FROM THE CROWD AND HAMMERS HER SPINE BACK DOWN WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! NOW HE DRAGS HER ACROSS THE RING BY HER HAIR! HE PULLS HER UP INTO A BEARHUG!!! HE’S GOING TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF HER! DO IT SCOTT! PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY!
James Peters: BUT LOOK! SHE DROPS DOWN WITH ANOTHER JAWBREAKER! HE SCUFFLES BACKWARD! SHE REGAINS HER COMPOSURE FOR A SECOND AND RUSHES TOWARDS THE 6’5” MONSTER! STEP UP ENZIGURI! HE DROPS TO A KNEE! CONSUELA LICKS HER LIPS AND DASHES TOWARDS SCOTT DIAMOND!!!! KNEE. OF. DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCOTT COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! SHE USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO PUSH HIM ONTO HIS BACK! SHE SLINGS AN ARM OVER HIM!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WOW!!! WHAT AN UPSET!!
James Peters: SHOULDER UP! SCOTT DIAMOND MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY! THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE!!! CONSUELA IS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF! SHE TRIES TO PULL SCOTT DIAMOND BACK UP TO HIS FEET BUT HE SHOVES HER OFF! WOW! ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE TEMPLE BY CONSUELA BUT THAT JUST SEEMED TO AGITATE HIM! LOOK AT THE SWEAT POURING DOWN DIAMOND’S FACE, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE HE’S RUNNING ON FUMES BUT HE STILL HAS THE ABILITY TO POWER ON THROUGH!
Rich Russillo: SHE ATTEMPTS ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK BUT SCOTT DIAMOND CATCHES HER FOOT, HE JERKS HER IN AND UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! COULD IT BE? VORTEX TIME!!!!!! HE SWINGS HER AROUND WITH EASE BUT HOLY CRAP! SHE MANAGED TO HOP OFF WITH CAT-LIKE AGILITY ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SCOTT DIAMOND TURNS AROUND! SHE’S ALREADY IN HIGH IN THE AIR!!!
James Peters: OH NO! SCOTT DIAMOND CATCHES HER ONCE AGAIN! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO?! HE HOISTS HER HIGH IN THE AIR! LOOK AT THAT HANG TIME!!!!! COLD. HARD. JUSTICE!!!!!!! WHAT A CRUCIFIX POWERB–
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! CONSUELA MANAGED TO ESCAPE! SHE LANDS BEHIND DIAMOND! SHE QUICKLY SHOOT KICKS HIS INJURED CALF! HE HOBBLES FOR A MOMENT! LOOK AT THIS! ROLL UP!!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James & Rich: WHAT?!?! NO WAY!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes replays and Consuela Rose Ava heads for the hills before an incensed Scott Diamond can find her. She sprints up the ramp, smiling and taking one last look at the crowd before heading to the back with her arms raised. Scott kicks the ropes in frustration. He grabs the ref by his collar and violently tosses him over the top rope.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… CONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: An upset of monumental proportions! I’m still in shock Rich. Consuela has to feel like she’s on cloud nine!
Rich Russillo: She got lucky that’s all. It was a fluke win. He obviously showed some major ring rust otherwise he would have pulverized her.
James Peters: Something like that. Ladies and gentlemen the road to Territorial Invasion is already beginning to take form and we hope to see all of you next week, right Rich?
Rich Russillo: Yeah, whatever.
(One last shot of Scott Diamond storming up the ramp with his teeth clenched and his fists balled.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
