John Helms
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s Voltage begins to play. First up, the recap shows Persephone’s celebration for Rex McAllister that would turn into a Bloodsport open challenge, which would be answered by Myles. Next, the recap shows Candice Blair getting her first win of the season against newcomer Donovan Duke. The recap next shows Miss Cash in the Vault, Darcy May Morgan defeating Adam Lucas. The recap then transitions to the fight between TLA and Malcolm Jones backstage after TLA attempted to recruit Malcolm’s girlfriend. The recap transitions to Jesse Barlow getting a win over Korey Gaines and Shawn Sturgis in a triple threat match. Next the recap transitions to the interview with Constance Blevins backstage, which led to an altercation with Sienna Jade after Constance’s mention of her and Kassidy Heart, right before Constance Blevins’ match with Lisa Wren which would result in a win for Constance. The recap then shows SOSA Henderson declaring that he will be a Champion again, before Ahren Fournier would come out to the ring to deny that, which would end with SOSA taking him out before taking a picture of the floored Ahren. Next the recap would show Kasey Kaos defeating Shane Gates in a singles match. The recap would then show Candice Blair and Ms. Extreme’s conversation backstage, which would be overheard by Adam Lucas. The recap then transitions to Terry Chambers versus SKA, where Terry would pick up the win with the T-5. The recap would then transition into Minerva’s interview backstage where she promised to continue to prove why she’s at the top, before the recap finally fades to her match with Ahren Fournier, which would end in a no contest after an interruption by Serena Bennett, who would end the night standing tall.)
(The camera then transitions into the EAW Performance Center, where the limited crowd immediately begins to cheer. The camera pans to the commentators desk where James and Rich are all smiles while Persephone already looks tired despite the show just starting. As expected, she’s wearing
James Peters: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO VOLTAGE! I am James Peters and with me as always is Rich Russillo and Persephone Tsitsipas, and boy oh boy do we have an amazing night of action coming up tonight!
Rich Russillo: You’re absolutely right! We have two rapidly rising Elitists facing each other in SKA and Kasey Kaos, Miss Cash in the Vault Darcy May Morgan taking on the new and creepy Morrigana, SOSA Henderson facing the Universal Women’s Champion Minerva, and our main event! Myles versus TLA with Rex McAllister on commentary! This should be a great night!
Persephone: I only care about one thing tonight and that’s Rex McAllister being on commentary. Nothing else interests me.
James Peters: Nothing interests you Persephone, other than Rex of course.
(‘Self Help Tape’ by Moses Sumney hits, causing the limited capacity crowd to immediately begin cheering as Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma walks out to the stage. He walks down the ramp and towards the timekeeper’s area, and Bella Braxton hands him a microphone before the Voltage commissioner walks into the ring, which has a giant object in it, covered in a gold, silk cloth. He steps inside of the ring and walks towards the object before beginning to speak as the crowd begins to die down.)
Captain Charisma: Thank you, thank you. I’m out here right now for something very important regarding Bloodsport, but before I get to that I just want you all to understand what this event means to me. Hardcore wrestling will always have a special place in my heart. I am the most prolific Hardcore Champion in the history of EAW, and I was one of the faces of Extreme Answers Wrestling. Bloodsport is an event that means a lot to me because it showcases the lengths the men and women of Voltage will go to in order to both win a match, and prove just how tough they really are. Bloodsport is an event that’s capable of showing a side never seen before from some of the most talented Elitists in the company, and because of that this event is special to me. Now with that being said, I also understand that last year’s event got a little out of hand.
(The crowd immediately begins booing due to the mention of what happened with Bloodsport 2019, but after a few seconds it ends so Captain Charisma can continue to speak.)
Captain Charisma: Last year Voltage was almost cancelled due to the violence that was displayed at Bloodsport, not to mention several sponsors complained and threatened to pull out of their contracts with Elite Answers Wrestling. Now, that won’t be the case this time because I made sure to be prepared. I am happy to announce that this year, Bloodsport is a completely unsponsored and unsanctioned event!
(The crowd begins cheering this time, as it turns out that they’ll still be able to get the gruesome violence they’re used to when it comes to this event considering what happened last time.)
Captain Charisma: What this means is that anything goes and this company CAN NOT be held liable. There is only one rule that I have for Bloodsport and that is… NO KNIVES! Never again, not after last time. Shout out to Andrea Valentine for being a goat and taking it like a champ.
(The crowd cheers once again, mainly at the mention of Andrea Valentine, before Captain Charisma then motions to the object behind him.)
Captain Charisma: In case you all have forgotten, every match at Bloodsport will have a stipulation, and that brings me to this.
(Captain Charisma pulls off the cloth and allows it to drop, revealing a very sinister looking wheel. The crowd looks surprised looking it, and Captain Charisma flashes a smile to the camera before beginning to speak once again.)
Captain Charisma: In order to determine these stipulations, the men and women of Voltage are going to play a little game I like to call “Bloodsport Roulette”. To find out the stipulation, the Elitists are going to have to spin the wheel to determine their match stipulation. These stipulations include Exploding C4 match, Coal Miner’s Glove match, 3 Stages of Hardcore Hell, Barbed Wire Massacre, and that’s just to name a few. Now, first things first. After seeing what went down at the start of Voltage last week I’d like to invite the EAW Champion Rex McAllister to the ring, as well as Myles who answered Rex’s open challenge. So please, if you two could come down to the ring that would be great.
(After a few moments, ‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits, and the crowd immediately begins to boo as Myles slowly begins to walk down to the ring. He already has a microphone in his hand, and he doesn’t look very impressed as he enters the ring.)
Captain Charisma: Thank you, and now the Champion?
(‘Alive’ by P.O.D then begins to play, which causes the crowd to begin to cheer as loud as they can. Rex McAllister walks out to the stage with his Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist, his EAW Championship on his shoulder, and a microphone in his other hand. He doesn’t take long to walk down the ramp, and after a few moments he enters the ring. Myles and Rex both stare each other down, despite being on opposite sides of the ring.)
Captain Charisma: Thank you. Now, as of this moment it is official, Rex McAllister will be defending his EAW Championship against Myles at Bloodsport. Rex, since you’re the Champion here, I’ll let you spin the wheel and find out what your stipulation is.
Rex McAllister: Actually, since Myles is the one that stepped up and accepted the open challenge, I believe that he should be the one to decide our match.
(Myles has a sarcastic look on his face as he walks up to the wheel.)
Myles: Thanks, I’m so touched by your generosity.
(Myles spins the wheel, and after a few seconds it lands on a match that is called ‘Sadistic Madness’. Myles immediately looks confused reading the name, as he turns back towards Captain Charisma.)
Myles: Um… The hell is a ‘Sadistic Madness’?
Captain Charisma: Sadistic Madness! That’s a good one. Sadistic Madness is a unique match where both competitors have to draw blood on one another BEFORE any pinfalls or submissions can be made. Sounds pretty simple, right?
Myles: Wait… So this match is allowing me to just toy with Rex and torture him as much as I want? For me to win, I HAVE to beat Rex to a bloody pulp?
Captain Charisma: Well, I suppose that’s correct.
(A grin begins to grow on Myles’ face, realizing what this means for him)
Myles: I like it. This sounds fun. This is the perfect stipulation for me.
(Rex Mcallister begins to smile to himself, clearly amused by Myles’ reaction to the stipulation choice.)
Rex McAllister: Don’t get ahead of yourself now Myles. I’ve been in far more dangerous matches, such as Barbed Wired Massacre for example. Sadistic Madness is nothing to me and nobody can say otherwise. You’re biting off more than you can chew here.
(Rex begins to walk up closer to Myles, who is still standing by the wheel.)
James Peters: MYLES JUST SLAMMED THE WHEEL INTO REX! REX WAS JUST HIT BY THAT HUGE WHEEL AND NOW MYLES IS UNLOADING ON THE CHAMPION! REX IS DOWN, AND MYLES IS JUST ON TOP OF THE MAN LAYING INTO HIM WITH ALL THESE PUNCHES- BUT WAIT! REX IS FIGHTING BACK IT LOOKS LIKE!
Rich Russillo: HE IS! REX IS ON MYLES NOW AND THIS TIME HE’S THE ONE DELIVERING THESE PUNCHES! REX DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD THOUGH, I THINK THAT HIT WITH THE WHEEL REALLY STUNNED HIM! MYLES IS DOING HIS BEST TO FIGHT BACK, AND HE MANAGES TO PUSH REX OFF OF HIM BEFORE GETTING BACK UP!
Persephone: COME ON REXY!! KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM!!!
James Peters: MYLES JUST HIT REX IN THE FACE WITH THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! AS THE TWO MEN WERE GETTING UP MYLES GRABBED REX’S TITLE FROM THE GROUND, AND HE JUST KNOCKED REX OUT COLD WITH IT!! IT LOOKS LIKE REX’S NOSE MAY BE BUSTED TOO, BLOOD IS POURING RIGHT OUT FROM IT!
Rich Russillo: What a statement made by Myes! He just got the upper hand tonight, and at Bloodsport he has to get Rex in the same place he is now in order to win! On the mat, covered in blood.
James Peters: Is Myles our next EAW Champion?
Persephone: NO!! HELL NO!!
(As Persephone continues screaming at James, ‘Enemy Strike’ begins to play once again. The crowd is booing, but Myles couldn’t care less. He has a grin on his face knowing he got the better of his Bloodsport opponent, and he leaves the ring clearly satisfied, leaving an unhappy Captain Charisma and an unconscious Rex McAllister inside of the ring as Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial for AppleBees featuring Ronan Malosi, who has to work here now due to him not being on any brand.)
(Voltage returns from break and cuts to Bella Braxton, who’s ready to announce the competitors for the first match of the night!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Two Way Mirror” by Loathe begins to blast across the PA system and the crowd seems to be a bit unsure of how to react to one of the Voltage brand’s newest talents.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Brighton, England… weighing in at 198 pounds… he is ‘The Reaper’ Conor Ryan!
(Conor stands on the stage for a moment and surveys the crowd, before making his way to the ring.)
Persephone: Wow. Who the fuck is this?
James Peters: :skip: Conor Ryan has been signed to the Voltage brand since the end of last season. He’s shown flashes of brilliance in his brief career so far, but unfortunately Pain for Pride did not go his way. The 24/7 Battle Royal was open for anyone to win, and Conor just did not live up to the expectations set for him.
Rich Russillo: However, Season 13 is done and in the books, and this young man is looking to start fresh tonight. Conor certainly has the motivation needed to make it on Voltage, and he is looking to prove that he has the talent as well. I have a feeling that good things are going to come this young man’s way this season. I’m excited to see what he brings to the table tonight.
(Conor is in the ring and his music fades out. It’s soon replaced by “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Stillwater, Oklahoma… weighing in at 215 pounds… he is ‘The Oklahoma Gentleman’… Donovan Duke!
(Donovan steps out from behind the guerilla curtain, all smiles. He’s definitely looking to pick up his first win tonight after two impressive showings thus far in EAW.)
James Peters: Speaking of talented individuals, Donovan Duke could have easily pulled the upset on Candice Blair last week. He gave ‘The Hot Commodity’ everything she could handle and then some, but unfortunately for Donovan, he came up just short.
Rich Russillo: I know Donovan has only had two matches so far in EAW, but he has already shown everyone that he has a ton of potential. There’s something very special about Donovan Duke and I expect big things from him this season. As long as he remembers this is a race and not a sprint, and continues to work hard and improve, he is going to be just fine here on Sunday nights.
Persephone: Right. But like, can I just ask you guys this? Why does someone who fancies himself a country boy and a ‘Southern Gentlemen’… while being from Okla-fucking-homa of all places :skip: come out to a guyliner wearing emo band like Fall Out Boy?? Like shouldn’t he come out to some shitty, honky tonk country song??
(The commentary team debate this as Donovan Duke hits the ring and takes his corner. Eventually his music fades out, and the referee checks with both men to see if they’re ready. After they give their consent, the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Conor and Donovan start the match by circling one another, each man looking for an opening. With Bloodsport on the horizon, you know both of these men want to impress Captain Charisma and get themselves a spot on the card. It’s Donovan who makes the first move! He initiates the collar and elbow tie-up, and drops to a knee, attempting to gain more leverage! Conor is able to counter with a knee to the chin, which forces Donovan to break, and Donovan quickly gets back to his feet.
Rich Russillo: He’s holding his jaw, but seems game, and he invites Conor for a test of strength. Conor obliges and it’s Donovan who quickly seizes the advantage and nails Conor in the ribs with a kick! He wraps Conor’s arm around his back, and Conor catches him with an elbow. Donovan is forced to let go and Conor quickly rushes the ropes! Donovan ducks the clothesline attempt, but Conor catches him on the rebound with a nice dropkick! Conor with a quick pin, but Donovan is out before the referee can even get down to count. Conor and Donovan fly at each other and lock up again! Conor takes control this time!
Persephone: Color me excited.
James Peters: Conor forces Donovan back against the ropes, and the referee has to step in and call for the break.
Rich Russillo: Clean break by Conor and they’re back at it again. This time Donovan is able to take Conor by the arm and flip him down onto the mat! Conor finds himself in a seated position and Donovan uncorks a kick that connects right between the shoulderblades! Donovan leaps over Conor, runs the ropes, and nails Conor with a knee to the face! Conor is down! Donovan with a somersault leg drop that lands right across Conor Ryan’s throat and Donovan hooks the legs for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Sigh.
James Peters: Kick out by Conor but that doesn’t deter Donovan! He wraps his opponent up in a headlock!
Rich Russillo: Conor is fighting though, which is exactly what I would expect from a competitor of his caliber. He is forcing the issue and as a result both men are back to their feet. Donovan switches to a side headlock and Conor forces them both back against the ropes. He attempts to send Donovan across the ring, but Donovan plants his feet and tightens his grip on Conor. Conor reaches for the legs and he lifts Donovan up and dumps him… but Donovan lands on his feet! He spins Conor around and nails him with a huge forearm to the face! He grabs Conor and sends him into the corner! ‘Dealer’s Choice’! The spinning backfist connects and Donovan drags Conor out of the corner.
Persephone: ‘Double Down’! Donovan plants Conor with a tornado DDT in the middle of the ring and goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Rich Russillo: Conor kicks out!
James Peters: Donovan immediately pulls Conor to his feet, but Conor is able to fire off a forearm! It catches Donovan right in the face and Conor is able to put some space between the two of them. Donovan quickly runs the ropes BUT CONOR CATCHES HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A SPANISH FLY! HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE AF!!!!
Persephone: Really? I mean Rex can do a wrist lock better than Conor Ryan can do some sloppy version of a Spanish Fly. Like it’s whatever.
Rich Russillo: Instead of going for the cover, Conor immediately goes for the ropes! He scrambles to the top and I think he’s going to fly! Conor gets set… ‘THE COLD SUN’!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!
James Peters: DOES NOT CONNECT! DONOVAN GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!
Persephone: And Conor rolls right out of the ring. What an epic fail. What a loser.
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke is sitting up and he sees his opponent down on the outside of the ring. I’m not sure what he’s thinking right now but now he’s going up top! Conor Ryan is struggling to get back to his feet and DONOVAN FLIES! MOONSAULT!!! HE CONNECTS WITH CONOR ON THE OUTSIDE AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW!
James Peters: The crowd appreciates the effort and heart these two men have displayed thus far in this match, and honestly, so do I. It’s not easy being a newcomer in EAW, let alone being one on a brand as stacked as Voltage.
Persephone: I think the crowd is just amused by the stupidity of these two. Why would you ever go for such high risk moves so early in a match? Could NEVER be Rex.
Rich Russillo: Donovan is the first competitor up and he grabs Conor, whipping him into the plexiglass wall! Donovan runs around the ring and comes back with a handspring back elbow combination!
James Peters: CONOR GETS OUT OF THE WAY! Donovan is gripping his elbow and Conor grabs Donovan, and throws him into the ring steps! Donovan lands on the arm and Conor quickly puts the boots to him! The referee is ordering Conor back into the ring, but Conor ignores him and continues to work over Donovan on the outside. He pulls Donovan up, grabs the arm, and slams it down on the apron of the ring! Conor finally rolls Donovan back into the ring and follows him in.
Persephone: Donovan is back to his knees but Conor hits him with a double axe-handle to the back! Conor kicks Donovan right in the ribs, which forces Donovan on his back! STANDING DOUBLE MOONSAULT! Conor drives his knees into the chest of the so-called ‘gentleman’ and he goes for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: Donovan gets his shoulder up!
James Peters: Conor mounts Donovan and begins to nail him with rights and lefts! Donovan is unable to defend himself! Conor has created a nice opening for himself and he takes full advantage, grabbing Donovan up and switching to a waistlock! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! The back of Donovan’s skull connects with the turnbuckles! Conor heads to the opposite side of the ring and he is waiting for Donovan to get up! Donovan is slow to rise as he holds the back of his head.
Persephone: ‘THIS AIN’T NO WIZARDRY’!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOMEHOW DONOVAN AVOIDS THE SHINING WIZARD! CONOR CONNECTS WITH NOTHING AND THAT ALLOWS DONOVAN TO ROLL CONOR UP!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: CONOR POWERS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Both men return to their feet and Donovan throws a forearm! Conor fires back with a forearm of his own! Donovan! Conor! Donovan! Conor! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan grabs Conor by the arm and throws him into the ropes! He brings him down with a huge clothesline and he motions for the crowd to get involved! They cheer him on as he heads for the top rope! Conor is on spaghetti legs as he stands up and Donovan jumps from the top rope!
James Peters: DIVING HURRICANRANA!
Persephone: DONOVAN IS BACK UP AND HE GRABS UP CONOR! PRAISE THE GODS! I THINK HE’S FINALLY GOING TO END THIS MATCH AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY!!! :blessed:!!!
Rich Russillo: HE’S ATTEMPTING TO SET CONOR UP FOR ‘SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY’ BUT SOMEHOW CONOR IS ABLE TO SLIP FREE BEFORE DONOVAN CAN LOCK IN HIS VERSION OF THE WIDOW’S PEAK!
Persephone: Look at the stupid look on Donovan’s face! He’s actually kind of shocked Conor freed himself! I’m weak!
James Peters: Conor with a Pele Kick but Donovan brushes it off! Donovan grabs Conor and looks for a swinging neckbreaker but Conor blocks it and slams his fist into Donovan’s face! Donovan staggers back and there’s another right hand from Conor! Conor with a series of right hands that force Donovan into the corner! Conor with kicks now! He stomps Donovan into a sitting position and he drives his knee into Donovan’s jaw. Conor drags Donovan to the center of the ring by the hair and drags him up! He attempts to hook Donovan’s arms, looking to set him up for ‘Reap What You Sow’ but Donovan doesn’t let Conor hook the arms!!! He grabs Conor… OH SHIT!
Persephone: O!
Rich Russillo: FLIPPING REVERSE PILEDRIVER! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!
Persephone: Fuck if I know! The men and women of Voltage somehow always blur the lines of what’s realistic and what’s not, but I think Conor Ryan is dead! LOL!!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: WHAT?!
Rich Russillo: CONOR HAS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! Donovan is shocked as the referee shows him this!
James Peters: He literally had this match won, guys! That absolutely insane flipping reverse piledriver should have ended the match and given Donovan his first ever victory here in EAW!
Rich Russillo: Donovan pulls Conor away from the ropes and goes for another cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Persephone: Boo. Conor kicks out.
James Peters: Frustration crosses the face of Donovan Duke as Conor Ryan sits up. Donovan pulls Conor up, hits him with a right hand, and goes for the leg! Conor is able to avoid the Northern Lights Suplex, and he slips behind Donovan, attempting a German Suplex! Donovan catches Conor with an elbow, unwraps Conor’s hands from around his waist, and pulls him in! A short-arm lariat knocks Conor down to the mat, and Donovan goes for another somersault leg drop!
Rich Russillo: He connected with that move earlier but this time Conor rolls out of the way! Donovan is holding the back of his leg, and Conor is back up! He kicks Donovan in the arm he was working over earlier, grabs him by the hair, and hoists him in the air! Conor lets all the blood rush to Donovan’s head before he brings him down with a brainbuster! Donovan Duke appears to be out and Conor runs for the ropes! He climbs to the top and I think he’s going for the Shooting Star Press he missed earlier!
Persephone: I hope he fails again. That was funny.
James Peters: ‘THE COLD SUN’!!!!
Persephone: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: :mjlol:
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE MOVES!!! CONOR RYAN CRASHES AND BURNS!!!!
Persephone: DONOVAN GRABS THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! HE SEES CONOR WITHERING AROUND ON THE MAT IN PAIN AND HE KNOWS HE HAS TO CAPITALIZE! AT LEAST HE BETTER BECAUSE I’M OVER THIS SHIT! I’M READY FOR MORE REX! :blessed:!!!!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN HAS CONOR UP! ‘ROYAL FLUSH’!!! THE MICHINOKU DRIVER PUTS CONOR DOWN! DONOVAN WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… here is your winner… Donovan Duke!!!!
(“The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy begins to play and a victorious Donovan Duke gets to his feet to have his hand raised.)
James Peters: What an amazing victory for Donovan! He just picked up his first ever win here in EAW over an impressive talent in Conor Ryan!
Rich Russillo: Both of these Voltage Elitists looked great tonight, but in the end, Donovan was smart enough to capitalize on a mistake by Conor. I can’t wait to see how Donovan follows this win up. The sky’s the limit for this man!
Persephone: Probably squashed by Rexy to be honest.
James Peters: I don’t want to take anything away from Donovan’s first victory, but hopefully Conor is able to continue pushing forward. He gets better with every match and no doubt his Season 14 campaign is going to be full of victories and amazing moments.
(Conor has gotten back to his feet and he stops Donovan from leaving the ring. Conor extends his hand, and after a moment, Donovan takes it and the two have a nice show of respect for one another. Sportsmanship on Voltage :wow:! On that happy note, Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial for Pantene hair care featuring Lethal Consequences. Use Pantene, to make sure you don’t look like LC.)
(We return to Voltage as the set of “Getting Candid with Candice Blair” has taken over the squared circle and the ringside area. The set has been enhanced for Season 14 and looks even more polished and fancy.)
(In the middle of the ring we can see a chocolate fountain pouring out three different types of chocolate, including white chocolate and dark chocolate. The rest of the set is just as fancy as it includes a grass like carpet all over the mat, with a large wall grass fence on the furthest side of the ring. The ropes have been covered with candy bars and lollipops, all glued together in some sort of mosaic. Finally the scene also has a marble throne in the middle of the ring and two very basic and cheap stools next to it. Needless to say, Candice Blair is sitting right on her marble throne as she dips her finger in the chocolate fountains and tastes the chocolate before picking up the microphone)
Candice Blair: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the very first episode of “Getting Candid with Candice Blair”, Season 14 Edition! I can guarantee you that this is going to be the greatest episode ever and it won’t disappoint you. I mean, just look at all of this fancy stuff, I feel like I’m Willy Wonka.
Candice Blair: First thing first, let me remind you all of how amazing and groundbreaking my Season 14 is going to be. Words cannot describe how excited I am to be here, on Voltage. I will be the face of this show and not a single person in the back is going to stop me. I have it all. I’m beautiful, I’m entertaining, I can host an amazing show like this one… and on top of all that, I’m also extremely good inside the ring. Just look at what I’ve done to that Dono-who? guy last week. I got my first win on Voltage and trust me, that was nothing but a little preview of what I have in store for the rest of the Season. I am just getting started so strap in!
Candice Blair: But enough about me. Tonight I have two very special guests so let’s cut to the chase and get them out here. As you can see, there are two wooden stools next to my marble throne and there’s a very specific reason, but we’ll get to that in a minute. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the most irrelevant New Breed Champion of all times, SOSA Henderson and the equally irrelevant Hall of Famer, Ahren Fournier…
(SOSA Henderson walks out to the ring first and he is quickly followed by Ahren Fournier. Candice Blair looks on and welcomes them with a sarcastic applause. She then waits for them to sit on the wooden stools and then she picks up her microphone again)
Candice Clair: Before you two idiots try anything funny, let me remind you that your microphones are still muted and they will be for as long as I’ll be talking. This is simply how any proper Talk Show works and “Getting Candid with Candice Blair” ain’t different.
(Candice Blair turns her attention to SOSA Henderson as he looks away with a bored expression on his face and his eyes covered by a pair of dark sunglasses)
Candice Blair: The fact that someone like you still considers himself as the future face of Voltage is quite frankly ridiculous. But hey, where are my manners? I think you two deserve a proper introduction after all…
(Candice Blair stands up and points to SOSA Henderson)
Candice Blair: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you SOSA Henderson. The least successful New Breed Champion in EAW’s history and someone who somehow always finds a way to disappoint his already laughably small fanbase. Please, can we have a round of applause for SOSA?
(A mixed reaction can be heard from the fans in attendance)
Candice Blair: And to my right we have Ahren Fournier, the freshly named Hall of Famer! What a true honor, right? Except for the fact that his Hall of Fame introduction was surely a mistake and I’m expecting those responsible for said decision to make things right and send you back to the bottom of the card, where you belong. The highest point of your pathetic career was for you to get carried to an EAW World Championship reign by some girl and yet here you are, acting all superior and shit.
(Candice Blair glares at Ahren as she shifts the tone of her introduction by switching from the third person to the second person)
Candice Blair: You are below me. Everyone knows that in the No Way Out match back at Odyssey I completely outwrestled you and outclassed you, as I got a lot closer to winning that match than you even could. There’s no way around it, I am better than you. I am better than you in literally every single aspect. Season 14 is going to be MY Season and I will become the undisputed face of Voltage.
(Candice Blair points to the titantron as the pictures she took last week start flashing on the screen)
Candice Blair: I mean, just look at that. Look at how beautiful and marketable my face is. How in the world would anyone put Ahren Fournier or SOSA Henderson on anything when they can put Candice Blair’s face? That makes no sense to me. I will be the face of Voltage this Season and ther….
SOSA Henderson: Hold up just a minute. You got it all wrong there. If there’s anyone who is going to become the face of this Brand, that is me, SOSA Henderson. I am the definition of complete package. You marketable? Bitch, you look like you belong in the streets. You are nasty. Meanwhile SOSA Henderson is the man. I am an icon, a real life action hero, a Casanova.
(SOSA Henderson points to the titantron as the selfie he took over Ahren’s fallen body pops up on screen)
SOSA Henderson: Now that is marketable AF.
Ahren Fournier: Huh? Are you done with this foolishness? You two can make fun of my World Title reign all you want, at the end of the day it is still one World Title more than you two. We can do this ALL DAY but ultimately the only one with in ring credibility it’s me, yours truly, Ahren Fournier. This whole debate is dumb as hell. Candice Blair is a nobody, she got here purely because of her family and has zero skills. SOSA Henderson… well, he is SOSA Henderson. Enough said.
(SOSA Henderson stands up and comes face to face with Ahren Fournier)
Candice Blair: STOP! THIS IS MY SHOW AND I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN IT!
(SOSA and Ahren exchange a malicious look and then they simultaneously turn their attention to Candice Blair whose eyes are now wide open in shock)
Candice Blair: NO! STOP!
(Candice Blair gets hit by two simultaneous Superkicks by both SOSA and Ahren as she collapses on top of the chocolate fountain)
(SOSA Henderson bursts out laughing as he takes her heads and pushes it deeper in the chocolate puddle, successfully ruining her fancy dress)
(Just as SOSA was distracted, Ahren Fournier hits him with the Protect Ya Neck)
(Ahren Fournier then looks around the set that has now been completely ruined. The bodies of Candice Blair and SOSA Henderson are left on the floor, both completely out of it. Ahren decides to pull out his phone and snaps a selfie with the fallen bodies of his enemies as the camera fades to a commercial)
(Commercial for Xander Payne tech support. It’ll take a few days and it’s not really efficient, but Xander Payne can help with all of your technological needs!… Kinda.)
(Voltage fades back to the arena, where Bella Braxton is ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: This singles match is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Cry Little Sister’ by Marilyn Manson echoed throughout the performance center. The loud music was followed by the dark lights, as Kasey Kaos was seen crawling to the ramp. She was making her way to the ring with nothing but anger on her face.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, billed from The Lake Of Fire, weighing in at 140 pounds, she is Miss Mayhem, KASEYYYY KAOSSSS!!!!!
James Peters: The crowd is not feeling her vibe for this season, they looked scared. Kasey really did bring a very chaotic look. I don’t know how to feel about her honestly.
Rich Russillo: Same here.
Persephone: HAH! It’s funny how you two are the pussies here, if I was facing her I’d absolutely slap the shit out of her!
James Peters: That’s a lie.
Persephone: SHUT UP!
(After the commentator finished their argument, Kasey was seen smiling inside the ring, preparing herself for her opponent. ‘The Negative’ by Silent Season started playing as it is time for S. K. A. Unlike Kasey Kaos, the crowd is not afraid of SKA, and they give him a very mixed reaction.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT, BILLED FROM ROTTERDAM, NETHERLANDS, WEIGHING IN AT 269 POUNDS, PAIN FOR PENANCE, S!!!!!! K!!!!! A!!!!!!
James Peters: SKA and Kasey, fighting with a 129 pound difference, I don’t know how they can even think of doing this match but I am very excited. The clash of two styles. Different goals, one winner.
Persephone: Eh, I don’t know if I’ll enjoy this.
James Peters: It’s not like you can enjoy anything, Persephone.
Persephone: How dare y-
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And the match started and SKA is making his way to the center of the ring as Kasey stays in her corner just watching him, he’s holding out his hand? Is SKA asking for a handshake? With Kasey Kaos of all people?! Kasey making her way to the center of the ring as it looks like she’s going to respond, BUT SHE SPITS RIGHT IN THE FACE! SKA responding with a simple nod as he’s moving right back to his corner position looking to circle around the ring- OH KASEY KAOS QUICKLY DROPKICKS HIM TO THE CORNER! WAIT, SKA BOUNCED FROM THE CORNER AND NOW HE’S STANDING UP NORMALLY AGAIN! THAT SHOTGUN DROPKICK DID NO DAMAGE. Both wrestlers are staring at each other, this is probably the way to kick off this match. Both of them are focused on each other, they’re exchanging words as SKA is nodding his head. It looks like the real fight is going to start but, what? SKA was just smiling and Kasey was just laughing. What is this show?
Rich Russillo: This just felt like two mentally ill patients talking to each other about how they walked to the mental hospital. It’s a weird metaphor but this whole match is weird anyway. You see that laugh from Kasey, that is pure insanity! Both of them are staring down one another, but is SKA looking to go for a real lock-up right here? Are we about to see a collar-and-elbow- KASEY SLAPPED SKA! AND THE VEINS START SHOWING UP, SKA IS MAD! SKA GRABS KASEY AND THROWS HER TO THE ROPES, JAPANESE ARM DRAG, WAIT WHAT? KASEY LANDED ON HER FEET. That is an act of disrespect done by Kasey Kaos.
James Peters: By the way, have you seen someone that is not afraid to make eye contact with Kasey Kaos? SKA actually did something rare, and that is stare at Kasey Kaos without being scared. I get that most of her opponents could be very afraid of her, but SKA might be different. And now both of them locking up, SKA got the headlock so Kasey pushed him to the ropes, trying to bait him by putting her head down but SKA isn’t feeling it, Forward Russian Leg Sweep! SKA grabs her and he lifts her up again, STO by SKA! He goes for the cover, could this be an early victory for SKA?
Referee: ONE!!!!!
Referee: TW-
Rich Russillo: Fast kickout, can’t even reach the 2 count. Pretty impressive. The struggle can be seen now as SKA is trying his best to weaken Kasey Kaos. He goes grabbing her again, this time ready for an Inverted Suplex Slam, he gets her up, READY TO FALL, OH, KASEY MANAGED TO SURVIVE AND SHE DELIVERED A SNAP DDT! Kasey then grabbed his head and tried to finish him with a Snapmare and a knee combo! However, she might not feel like it was enough.
Persephone: I am not impressed so far.
Rich Russillo: You will be. AND KASEY QUICKLY THROWS SKA TO THE CORNER, SHE IS HYPING HERSELF UP, SHE CHARGED THROUGH AND FINISHED WITH A SWEET DROPKICK! SKA is down, but he definitely isn’t done. He still got that energy going for himself so this must be good. Kasey goes grabbing him again, this is just a Grab N Go Match! Kasey is talking trash, can you imagine a demon talking trash? That is very surprising. She threw him to the corner but he managed to escape and he pushed her to the ropes, she is running to him, The Japanese Arm Drag succeeded!!!
James Peters: SKA is furious right now, he quickly grabs her and HE LIFTS HER, SIDEWALK SLAM! SKA pins Kasey Kaos, this could be it!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!
Referee: TWO!!!!!
Referee: THR-
Rich Russillo: COUNTER BY KASEY KAOS AND SHE IS LOCKING SKA’S RIGHT ARM WITH AN ARMBAR! SKA is trying his best to struggle against The Hellspawn. SKA is trying to put his right hand near the ropes, what can he do right now? WAIT, HE TURNED HIS HEAD!!!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ANGRY LOOK FROM SKA?!
James Peters: SKA lifted Kasey Kaos high up in the sky, he threw her to the corner! Now that she is there, it’s time for SKA to give his best offense. SKA CHARGED!!!!! The crowd is going wild!!!!
Crowd: SKA! SKA! SKA!
Rich Russillo: SKA WITH IED, AND KASEY IS DOWN ON HER KNEES! SKA GOES AND HE LIFTS HER UP AGAIN, SHOWBOATING WITH THE SUPLEX POSITION, AS IF IT WAS AN EXERCISE, AND INVERTED SUPLEX SLAM IS DONE!!!!
James Peters: WOAH, WHAT?!!!!!! KASEY KAOS MANAGED TO GET UP AS IF NO DAMAGE WAS DONE?! SHE IS LAUGHING AT SKA RIGHT NOW! SKA is surprised as he probably didn’t expect the durability of Kasey Kaos. SKA SLAPPED HER, OH GOD! Kasey is still laughing! SKA with an elbow, another one, another one, WAIT HOW CAN KASEY LAUGH AFTER THOSE ELBOWS?! KASEY THREW SKA OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS LYING OUTSIDE! KASEY IS HYPING HERSELF UP, READY TO DIVE IN!!!! SHE RAN THROUGH, SUICIDE D- AND SHE GOT CAUGHT!
Rich Russillo: SKA GOES WITH THE FOREARM- BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER IT AND GRABS SKA AND CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, AND NOW KASEY WITH MULTIPLE ELBOWS TO THE HEAD OF SKA. KASEY LIFTS HIM UP, SUPL- OH SKA WITH THAT NECKBREAKER! SKA THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING, THANK GOD, THINGS WILL GET NORMAL AGAIN! SKA GRABS KASEY AND THROWS HER TO THE ROPES FOR A JAPANESE ARM DRAG BUT KASEY MANAGED TO GAIN CONTROL AND COUNTERED SKA’S THROW, NOW SKA RUNNING TO THE ROPES, KASEY ALSO WENT TO THE ROPES, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER, THIS COULD BE IT.
Referee: ONE!!!!
Referee: TWO!!!!
Referee: THR-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT BY SKA, HE IS NOT GIVING UP! KASEY GRABS HIS HEAD FOR A HEADLOCK, HE ROLLED HIMSELF, ESCAPING THE LOCK, KASEY GRABBED HIM AND TRIED TO THROW HIM TO THE ROPES, HE REFUSED AND NOW HE IS GOING TO THROW KASEY TO THE ROPES AND KASEY COLLAPSES! SKA RUNS AND A SLINGSHOT BACK ELBOW WAS EXECUTED, NOT JUST THAT, SKA WITH THE STO ON KASEY KAOS BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!
Referee: TWO!!!!
Referee: THR-
James Peters: KASEY COUNTERED WITH AN ARMBAR ON SKA! SKA IS GOING TO TAP, HE’S GONNA DO IT, HE’S GONNA DO IT!!!!
Referee(Off-Mic): DO, YOU, GIVE, UP?!
SKA(Off-Mic): NO!!!!
Rich Russillo: YO, THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY SICK, NOW SKA, OH!!!!!! SKA LIFTS KASEY KAOS WITH JUST ONE HAND, AND HE THREW HER OUTSIDE AGAIN?! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, SKA!
James Peters: NOW, SKA IS HYPING HIMSELF UP, HE IS GOING TO TAKE THE RISK, KASEY IS LYING OUTSIDE, SKA RAN TO THE ROPES, HE FLEW, SLINGSHOT CORKSCREW SPLASH ON KASEY KAOS!!! NOW SKA IS WAITING FOR KASEY KAOS ONCE AGAIN AS THE CROWD IS CHEERING FOR HIM!
Persephone: I want to go home.
James Peters: SKA IS GIVING OUT SIGNALS, KASEY IS ON ONE KNEE, GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER SKA! SKA IS IN CONFUSION AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET, KASEY KAOS WAS BEHIND HIM AND SHE DELIVERED A HEADBUTT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN RIGHT NOW.
James Peters: Well, the referee is already counting slowly. He isn’t going to finish this match fast, will he?
Referee: 1!!!!
Referee: 2!!!!
Referee: 3!!!!
Referee: 4!!!!
Referee: 5!!!!
Referee: 6!!!!
Referee: 7!!!!
Referee: 8!!!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH WRESTLERS ARE UP AS SKA IS THE FIRST ONE UP! SKA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE RING- WAIT! WAIT!
James Peters: KASEY IS UP AS SHE’S GRABBING SKA! KASEY THROWS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! SKA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE COLD HARD STEEL AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND! KASEY IS ROLLING INTO THE RING AS SHE’S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AS THE REF BEGINS TO FINISH THE COUNT!
Referee: 9!!!!
Referee: 10!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Cry Little Sister’ by Marilyn Manson was played as Kasey Kaos is seen laughing in the middle of the ring. The referee tried to raise Kasey Kaos’s hand but once Kasey looked at him, he got scared and ran away from her. SKA looked at Kasey Kaos with nothing but anger on his face after recovering, he slammed the mat in pure anger as that was all that could be seen)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner by countout… KASEY KAOS!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Wow, that was not the way I expected the match to go through. But at the end of the day, it is what it is isn’t it? SKA was this close to coming back into the ring but Kasey was playing it smart as she was able to make sure that SKA was not able to make it back into the ring by the count and get the clean and decisive victory over SKA!
James Peters: It is smart but I’m sure SKA is not happy either way because a loss is a loss! I’m sure he won’t be forgetting this in the near future.
Persephone: I don’t know about you, but she’s weird, if I was SKA I wouldn’t care.
Rich Russillo: I want to be you!
Persephone: …
(Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial featuring Jesse Barlow, teaching you all the secrets to cutting dead weight and getting the perfect body. Join Jesse Barlow.)
(Voltage fades back in from commercial break as the camera pans around the Performance Center for a moment before finally ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts plays up to a mixed reaction as Sienna Jade makes her way out to the stage with the National Elite Championship. She’s making a face that looks like she’s trying to hold back laughter as she makes her way down the ramp, headed towards the ring. She gets to the bottom of the ramp as she rolls into the ring and has a microphone in her hand as finally, she breaks down in laughter. As ‘Unfuckwithable’ fades out she collects herself and dusts herself off before beginning to speak.)
Sienna Jade: Y’know, when I got that call from whatsherface about this whole ordeal with Constance Blevins my first question for her was “You honestly expect me to take this seriously?!” I mean c’mon, to be honest with you I find this whole thing hilarious because honestly, who the fuck does Constance think she is to revitalize a division that isn’t even dead? I’ll be the one to say it if no one else will, the women of EAW have never been in a better position than they are now and I just can’t wrap my pretty wittle head around why Constance has such an issue with women having free will, competing for whatever they want to compete for?? Major Veena Adams vibes if you ask me! Yikes! I mean if anything, it just proves even more what everyone has always said and that’s the fact that the women of EAW are a hell of a lot more competitive than the men are around here. I mean let’s be honest here, you don’t see Xander Payne competing for the Universal Women’s Championship, do you? :mjlol:
(Sienna stops speaking for a moment and gives a light chuckle before bringing the mic back up and continuing to speak.)
Sienna Jade: It’s borderline hypocritical for Constance to call me out for holding the National Elite Championship, when Heavenly Hell, oh yeah remember Heavenly Hell? Are down in the record books as the longest-reigning Unified Tag Team Champions of all time, titles that have always been predominantly held by male teams until Cameron Ella Ava and some fat Asian whore won them way back when, did you happen to forget that? Don’t you think it’s a bit insincere, Connie Wonnie, that when Minerva and yourself were holding male championships which you don’t seem to remember, that the women’s division was never anything other than an afterthought for you? You continued to be so adamant that management had a bias against you or some savage agenda against you and your creepy gothic sister that you were actually insulted you had to qualify to compete for the Unified Tag Team Championships back at last year’s Pain for Pride. But that doesn’t fit what you just happen to be going on about right now, hmmmmm? So I guess it’s only fitting that we don’t bring that up. I guess while we’re on the topic of that, we also shouldn’t talk about how it was literally your own sister who said just last week in an interview with Sofia Clarke that she wanted to be the first woman to win King of Elite, uh hello?! I find it hard to believe that you both don’t have similar aspirations. I’ll be honest with you here, I think you’re just salty AF you aren’t getting the opportunities everyone else is getting. Then again that’s just who you are, that’s just what Constance Blevins is all about, you are a career jobber and loser, and that’s all I know you for, so then again, what do you really expect-
(Before Sienna is able to continue speaking, ‘Revival Remix Outro’ by Selena Gomez plays up as the crowd begins to give a mixed reaction once more as Constance Blevins makes her way out to the stage. She stands at the stage with a mic also in her hand as ‘Revival Remix Outro’ fades out and she begins to speak.)
Constance Blevins: I’ll cut right to the chase and talk about your rather flawed points. While me and Minerva were Empire Tag Team Champions, Empire was killed in the process of it. I’ll be completely clear here, I never asked for the brand to be dissolved, and for the titles on the brand to be forced to take a backseat to all the other championships in this company. I was proud to stand as a champion of Empire alongside Minerva and help bring change to the brand. However, since the brand was killed so was the momentum of the Specialists Championship and the Universal Women’s Champio-
Sienna Jade: Yeah yeah I’m going to cut you off right there, but man! Could you even be more bland than you are right now? You’re a broken record Constance. It’s annoying..
Constance Blevins: I’ll make this pretty simple for you then, why don’t you just accept the challenge that I put out for Bloodsport?
Sienna Jade: Well, I have never ducked anyone and I’m certainly not going to start with someone like you, so if you truly do want the fight that you’re going to get at Bloodsport, you got it.
(Constance responds with a simple nod of her head. She is pretty pleased knowing that she’s getting the match she wants at Bloodsport. The two women stare each other down for a moment before Constance snaps her fingers and looks above Sienna’s head. All of a sudden, Sienna lets out a shriek.)
Sienna Jade: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The camera quickly cuts to Sienna, who is down on her knees in the middle of the ring covered with a red substance that appears to be blood. The National Elite Champion is stunned as Constance’s laughter rings out. She’s clearly pleased with what she’s done to Sienna and the message she’s delivered.)
Constance Blevins: That? That is going to be your future once the both of us are in the ring together at Bloodsport, see you then.
(‘Revival Remix Outro’ plays up as Constance turns and leaves for the backstage area. Sienna is still in the center of the ring looking as furious as ever as she kicks and screams, and desperately tries to wipe the blood off of her. The scene fades out.)
(Commercial for Ahren Fournier and his new GOAT clothing brand, not made with real goats don’t worry.)
(‘Scenario’ by Pop Smoke starts to play throughout the arena, as Malcolm Jones walks out, with a serious demeanor.)
James Peters: Malcolm Jones making his way toward the ring and he looks like there is a lot on his mind.
Rich Russillo: After last week with his confrontation against TLA about his girlfriend, Keisha, I was expecting this.
Persephone: Oh, get on with it, so the guy thinks your woman is hot, take it as a compliment, geez!
(Malcolm gets a mixed reaction from the fans, slowly making his way to the ring in his regular attire, sliding into the ring, grabbing the mic, taking off his sunglasses.)
Malcolm Jones: Last week it seems like TLA decided to pick on the wrong girl, see fam, Keisha is MY woman, and all she was doing was coming here to hang out and be with me on the first night of Voltage in Season 14, but no. TLA had to roll up in his low rider, with his dirty ass treeshes and try to come after my queen. It don’t work that way though beloved. So when Keisha told me what happened and instead of being just being straight up and apologize because you fucked up, you decided to not only disrespect her again, but me too. I know you’re a lot of things TLA, but impersonating a sex trafficking, thinking you all up in this bitch as a “Coyote” and trying to recruit my girl for the Poon Palace? Nah fam, ain’t happening. Y’all wanna know what is wrong with the EAW? I’ll tell you, people like TLA, who is and has always been a fucking joke. Look at his EAW World Heavyweight Championship run? It was nothing more than CHARITY!
(Malcolm stews, glaring right into the camera, some ooh’s and ah’s can be heard from the crowd.)
Malcolm: I tell you what, management sure got tired of hearing everyone and they mama bitch about how TLA was so deserving of a World Championship. Thing is, they finally got tired of hearing it, so what they do? Roll out and gift wrap a half-assed version of Impact to beat, finally…. FINALLY giving a career underachiever a moment in the spotlight that he never deserved in the first place! Honestly breh, all this bullshit about TLA being a gatekeeper to the EAW Championship is hilarious, in a bad joke sort of way that no one gets the punch line. It’s sad when of all people, Myles points out what a hypocritical piece of shit you really are TLA, cause you know what? You could have easily walked out from the back and challenged Rex McAllister to a title match, but you didn’t, instead probably eating flautas off that one fat girl’s chest you call Steroid Dog. Why are you bitching about being overlooked? Listen up fam, serious talk here, my biggest pet peeve, the one thing that annoys Malcolm Jones the most? IS entitled bitches like you coming out here and complaining about how you get overlooked for all the opportunities and chances. This seems to be some type of disease that maybe you can get that quack, Dr. Bethany Blue to go and eradicate cause it is a bigger plague than COVID-19, all them crying and whining about the chances they never get because everything they have been ALREADY given, ain’t enough, right? Nothing triggers me more than that and if you wanted a crack at the EAW World Championship so much, then why didn’t TLA march his ass down to the ring and make the challenge instead and beaten Myles to the fucking punch? Imagine that? TLA being bested by Myles, right? Listen here, you can’t and will NEVER be MJ!
(The crowd cheers, some boo as MJ looks around, shaking his head, this time, he turns and looks directly into the camera….)
Malcolm Jones: Wanna know why TLA? Cause you concentrate too much on stupid shit like this prostitution ring, which is why the caliber of athlete I am? Will NEVER take someone like you, TLA seriously as a legitimate World Championship threat. But you know what, I’m feeling a little froggy today and I’m ready to jump, so since TLA wanted to start shit with me and my beautiful African Queen last week, my plate is empty at Bloodsport, we can go ahead and settle this, get it outta the way at the first Free-Per-View of the new season!”
(The crowd roars when suddenly ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac starts to play throughout the arena, the crowd stands and watches TLA come out in a white suit, shirtless, looking like a million bucks, he has six Poons with him from the Palace, all dressed in hot red, green and white dinner dresses.)
James Peters: This is about to get real interesting as business has picked up and TLA is here!
Rich Russillo: Look at the Poons, they are all gorgeous!
Persephone: Ugh, really Rich.
(They start to rub all over TLA as he smiles, one of the gals hands him the mic, as he looks directly at Malcolm, making their way into the ringside area but stands his ground.)
TLA: See all this sexiness around me, ese? Here you are jawing off like some angry ass fuck boy, always walking around like you got some chip on your shoulder, homes. Orale, chingao, you need to back it up a second because if ANYONE is self-entitled around here, marana, it’s you buey. Mira cabron, you have been earmarked for success the minute you arrived here. I will even go as far to say that you woulda had multiple World Title reigns by now hadn’t you jumped ship to REVOLT. Look, in a way, La Pantera Sexual can’t really blame you for that, REVOLT was the better option then but we all saw how that turned out, right pendejo?
(Malcom quickly cuts in…)
Malcolm: Right, you would know since the EAW sent your ass packing.
(TLA starts to laugh…)
TLA: Orale, it’s starting to become pretty clear now ese. Know what your problem is, MJ? Chingon, you ain’t getting any good poon which leads ol’ TLA, to believe that maybe the Poon Place dodged a bullet last week by not getting Keisha to become a member of my fine Establishment.
(Malcolm cuts him off…)
Malcolm: We ain’t got all day fuckboy so what is it? Are you gonna stand there and prove me right by acting like the joke you are, or bitch, are we fighting at Bloodsport?
(TLA looks around at his Poons, shrugs his shoulders and nods…)
TLA: Sure puto, why not. However, Ima give you something before I beat your ass at Bloosport, vato loco, loosen you up a little, young guy like you this angry in the world we live in es peligroso, dangerous for el Corazon, so lemme git you something to cool that down, carnal.
(TLA is sending the Poons into the ring, he stays outside, to help lighten up an angry MJ, as they start to surround him, looking around, he glares at TLA, one of the Poons gets too close and MJ backhands her. TLA’s eyes widen as he looks on in shock…)
Malcolm Jones: Get these bitches out my face and you better take this challenge seriously…. Carnal.
(The Poons scatter out of the ring, they all are with TLA, he checks on the one that was slapped, checking her face, before turning and staring right at Malcolm. Scenario” by Pop Smoke starts to play throughout the arena, as TLA continues to stare down Malcolm as the Poons escort him toward the back.)
James Peters: What a MATCH is made at Bloodsport! Malcolm Jones and TLA, that could be a show stealer!
Rich Russillo: It very well could and did you see the expression of TLA change quickly when he touched one of his Poons!? Oh this is gonna be good!
Persephone: Escorts, hookers…. Not Poons!
(Malcolm Jones continues to lock eyes with TLA, until Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(23 and me commercial featuring Terry Chambers and Shaker Jones.)
(Voltage returns from break with Bella Braxton already in the ring.)
Persephone: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to yet another snore fest, this time it will be provided by Shane Gates and Jesse Barlow.
(The Path by Senses Fail plays up as Jesse Barlow walks out on the stage accompanied by Hannah Marin)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is set for one fall… Introducing first, from Hoboken, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 pounds… The Virtuous… JESSE BARLOW!
Rich Russillo: His Season 14 debut didn’t go as planned but Jesse Barlow is still as hungry as ever, especially considering the level of competition he is facing in this year’s iteration of Voltage.
James Peters: That’s very true, Rich. After the Covenant fiasco, Jesse Barlow is going back to basics. It’s just him and Hannah Marin again, but trust me when I tell you, we haven’t seen nothing from these two yet.
(Jesse Barlow enters the ring as Hannah Marin walks by at ringside. His tune fades away and it’s replaced by Overlord by Suicide Silence as the lights go out in the arena. Shane Gates walks out to the stage in a sleeveless trench coat as white fog is now spreading all throughout the stage and the top of the ramp. Shane Gates then makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent, from Huntington Beach California, weighing at 213 pounds…. He is the Natural Born Killer… SHANE GATES!
James Peters: What a scary, scary man Shane Gates is. I certainly would not want to double cross this guy. You know what? I’m afraid Jesse Barlow might have poked the bear earlier this week and pissed Shane Gates off just enough for him to go the extra mile here tonight.
Rich Russillo: Voltage is filled with talents this Season and Shane Gates is going to claw his way to the top with blood and tears if that’s going to be necessary. Jesse Barlow might very well be his first victim here tonight.
(Shane Gates slides inside the ring and takes off his trench coat as the referee signals the timekeeper to get this match underway)
DING DING DING
Rich Russillo: And the match finally gets underway. Both Jesse Barlow and Shane Gates have a lot to prove here tonight and it will be interesting to see which one of these two athletes can start off Season 14 with a good boost in momentum. Jesse Barlow is now approaching Shane Gates in the middle of the ring and he has a smug smile on his face, he is certainly not going to show too much respect to his opponent here tonight. And a slap! Jesse Barlow just slapped Shane Gates! A sick thud echoes throughout the arena, I could hear it from here! Shane Gates is mad, he is trying to get his hands on Jesse Barlow but the referee gets in the way and tries his best to keep the two separated.
Persephone: Why is the referee even doing this? Let them kill each other off, this way we won’t have to hear nor see from them ever again! Urgh. Either way, it looks like these two brutes are going at it yet again in the middle of the ring. Jesse Barlow is now extending his hands, I think he is trying to go for a test of strength of some sort here. I guess Shane Gates has nothing to worry about when it comes to raw power, he is certainly better in that regard than he is, for example, in basic mathematics. Their hands come together and…
James Peters: Would you look at that? A sucker punch by Jesse Barlow just as Shane Gates was trying to go along with his test of strength. This is vintage Jesse Barlow right there, I wasn’t expecting anything less from someone like him. Of course he would try to get under his opponent’s skin right from the early stage of the bout. Now Jesse Barlow runs towards the ropes and charges in for a massive clothesline… Oh no, he just got caught by a Big Boot from Shane Gates! Just like that the momentum has shifted and Jesse Barlow got caught! Jesse now rolls out of the ring and tries to catch his breath while Shane Gates tries to follow up as quickly as he can, but the referee once again gets in the way, not allowing him to leave the ring and go after his opponent.
Hannah Marin (Off mic): Keep him away from us!!!
Rich Russillo: Well then, I’m afraid Jesse’s bravado just backfired big time as he is now trying to catch his breath at ringside, as Hannah Marin is taking care of him and checking on his medical condition. Shane Gates doesn’t want to listen to the referee and he simply leaves the ring from the other side. He runs after Jesse Barlow who clearly wants none of that smoke as he circles around the ring and slides right back inside. Shane Gates does the same but he gets caught by a stiff shot to the face just as soon as he got back inside the squared circle. Jesse Barlow surely isn’t a coward, he has simply mastered the art of playing things the smart way.
James Peters: Oh no, Jesse is now going for the eyes of Gates. Yikes, he is gouging his eyes as the referee tries to separate him and get him off Gates but to no avail. He has to start the count but Jesse finally listens and stops so that he won’t get disqualified. The damage might already be done though, as Shane Gates appears to be out of it. Jesse Barlow tries to pick him and he sends him crahsing against the turnbuckles with a massive Irish whip. Jesse tries to follow up with a corner clothesline but Shane is quick and gets out of the way just in time. Shane Gates shakes off the pain he suffered from the eye gouge and he goes for a Big Boot off the rebound and he successfully plant Jesse Barlow to the mat. He goes for a quick pin attempt…
ONEEEE
TWW——-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT! Quick Kickout by Jesse Barlow but Shane Gates is still on top of the action and he is ready to follow up. Shane Gates is now wrapping his legs around Jesse’s… hey, what is he thinking!? Shane Gates with a Muta Lock applied to Jesse Barlow! I can’t believe what I’m seeing! Jesse Barlow is trapped by his much bigger opponent! He has nowhere to go! The referee is asking him if he wants to tap out but Jesse firmly refuses, he shakes his head. He is definitely going to fight through the pain here and turn things around. Jesse Barlow with a stiff elbow shot to the midsection of Shane Gates, who still has the Muta Lock locked in… another shot! Shane Gates has to let him go, but Jesse quickly rolls through and creates some separation, both men get right back to their feet but Jesse is just a millisecond faster and goes for his running Drop Kick… NO, SHANE GATES PUT HIS ARMS UP AND HE SIMPLY PUSHED BACK, AVOIDING DAMAGE! SHANE GATES NO LIFTS JESSE BARLOW UP… HE IS GOING FOR A GUTBUSTER DROP…
James Peters: Nevermind! We spoke too soon! Jesse Barlow manages to escape and he lands right behind Shane Gates. He takes him down with a chop block, smart move from Jesse here. Now Jesse has to follow up, he runs to the ropes and he goes for the Kiss of Death one more time… YES! THIS TIME THE KISS OF DEATH CONNECTS! THE DROPKICK BY JESSE BARLOW SENDS SHANE GATES CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT HARD AS BARLOW QUICKLY JUMPS FOR THE COVER…
ONEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
Persephone: Yikes! Gates kicked out and the torture continues! Honestly I can’t believe these two clowns have been going at it for five minutes and they have barely connected maybe three moves in total. That’s beyond me. Anyway, Shane Gates is now gasping for air as Jesse Barlow is in the corner, I’m assuming he is about to hit his Spear, he calls it the Abolishment…
James Peters: The Abolisher, not the Abolishment. And yeah, it looks like we are about to see Jesse’s spear unless Shane somehow finds a way to avoid the impact but judging by the way that poor guy is stumbling around the place I assume he doesn’t even know where he is! Jesse Barlow charges in for the spear…. No way! Nobody’s home! Shane Gates jumped out of the way just in time and as a result, Jesse Barlow was sent crashing against the steel post! Jesse’s shoulder must be in massive pain right now, but Shane Gates won’t allow him to recover as he promptly gets on the apron and goes for a massive Big Boot, successfully panting his foot against the back of Jesse’s head and smashing it against the steel! Ouch! That’s gotta hurt. Jesse Barlow collapses down to the mat as Gates goes for the cover…
ONEEEEEE
TWOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: The ropes! Jesse Barlow has somehow found the strength to put his foot on the lower rope and the referee is forced to interrupt the count! Amazing ring awareness by Jesse Barlow here! Shane Gates is starting to get frustrated but he really shouldn’t, he has been doing great so far, he just needs to keep up the pressure and not allow Barlow to regroup. Speaking of Barlow, Shane Gates has now picked him up… he goes for an Irish Whip, Jesse Barlow is sent against the ropes and comes off the rebound, Shane Gates catches him with the Spinebuster… He is going for the Kill Shot… WAIT, JESSE MANAGED TO REVERSE THAT SPINEBUSTER ATTEMPT INTO A SKULL SHATTERING DDT! WHAT A MOVE BY JESSE BARLOW!
James Peters: Shane Gates has been planted on the mat hard, he is surely out of it! Jesse Barlow is far from being over though! Jesse Barlow is once again in the corner, waiting for his opponent to get back to his feet… this time he is now going to miss! Shane Gates is back up… Jesse Barlow charges in and he takes him down with a massive Spear! THE ABOLISHER CONNECTS TO PERFECTION AS SHANE GATES DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS HARD! THE COVER…
ONEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOO
THR———-
Rich Russillo: Kickout! Where the hell did he find the strength to Kick Out of that one! That was insane! Insane Kick Out by Shane Gates there! Neither I nor Jesse Barlow can believe this. Jesse is visibly angry but he must keep his composure or things might go south for him. He has the match pretty much won here, all he has to do is to keep up the good work. Jesse now picks up Gates and sends him crashing against the turnbuckles. Jesse charges in, but Gates explodes out of the corner with a Pele Kick that sends Jesse down to the mat hard. Jesse is now exposed as Shane Gates sees an opening and keeps attacking him while he is down on the mat…
James Peters: Kick after kick after kick, Shane Gates is relentless in his efforts! He is stomping a hole in Jesse’s skull! Jesse is stunned, he is almost out, Shane Gates runs to the ropes and bounces off them to get some momentum! He is thinking Shining Wizard or Bullet2Head as he calls this combination… JESSE BARLOW DUCKS UNDER, HOPS BACK ON HIS FEET AND KILLS SHANE GATES WITH THE REPENT! STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE OF SHANE GATES WHO COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT, HE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF THIS… JESSE GOES FOR THE COVER, BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED, THIS HAS TO BE IT GUYS! HANNAN MARIN IS CHEERING, SHE THINKS HE HAS IT HERE…
ONEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEE
Persephone: KICKOUT BY SHANE GATES! I knew it! Jesse Barlow punches like a little girl! No wonder Gates kicked out so easily! Jesse Barlow sucks big time. What is he going to do now? Oh I think he is trying to get on the top rope and go for his finishing move, the Fear of God or something like that, I don’t remember. Anyways, there he goes, he climbs to the top and he is ready to jump… By the looks of it, Shane Gates is out like a light, I’m not sure he is going to get back up in time… JESSE BARLOW GOES FOR HIS 650 SPLASH…
Rich Russillo: SHANE GATES GOT HIS KNEES UP RIGHT AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT! SHANE GATES NOW PICKS JESSE BARLOW UP AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN YET AGAIN WITH HIS INVERTED SIT OUT SIDE POWERSLAM, THE DEAD MAN! JESSE BARLOW MIGHT VERY WELL BE A DEAD MAN IF SHANE GATES CONNECTS HIS NEXT MOVE… HE IS CALLING FOR IT… ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE THE SUFFER AS ONE?!
James Peters: WAIT A MINUTE! HANNAH MARIN JUST GOT ON THE APRON! SHE IS DISTRACTING SHANE GATES! SHANE HAD JESSE BARLOW RIGHT WHERE HE WANTED HIM, HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUT HIM AWAY BUT HANNAH MARIN DISTRACTED HIM! JESSE GOT BACK UP AS HANNAH HOPS OFF THE APRON, SHANE GATES TURNS RIGHT BACK AROUND… NEVERMORE! THE KNEE TO THE FACE OF SHANE GATES, HE HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT COLD! THIS IS NOT RIGHT, HANNAH MARIN AND JESSE BARLOW JUST ROBBED HIM!
ONEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE
(DING DING DING)
(The Path by Sense Fail plays up once more as Jesse Barlow gets his hand raised in celebration. Hannah Marin enters the ring and celebrates along with him)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner… JESSE BARLOW!!!
Rich Russillo: New Season, same old story from Jesse Barlow and Hannah Marin. These two are clearly never going to change.
James Peters: And why would they? It gets them wins. Looks like Jesse Barlow just got a much needed win to get back on track after what happened in the past few weeks of his career, but we should also give props to Shane Gates for his very gutsy performance. He was very close to winning this one and I’m sure he is going to perform even better throughout his Season 14.
(The camera then cuts to a commercial for Bloodsport)
(Voltage returns from break and SKA is seen walking down the corridor of the Performance Center. He’s wheeling his luggage behind him and appears to be leaving. The camera shot pans out just a little and a devious looking Hannah Marin is seen trailing behind SKA. Having just come from ringside with Jesse, the beautiful blonde seems to be walking with a purpose. She finally closes the gap between SKA and herself, and after a moment she clears her throat. SKA pauses and finally turns around. Hannah settles her blue eyes on him and flashes him a brilliant smile, which catches him a bit off guard.)
SKA: Can I help you?
(Hannah smooths her blonde hair down and flicks her eyes up and down, taking in SKA’s demeanor.)
Hannah Marin: I’m not sure. Do you think you can?
(She’s practically purring, with honey dripping from her seductive voice. SKA narrows his eyes just a bit, immediately suspicious.)
SKA: What do you want?
Hannah Marin: Maybe I want you.
SKA: :skip:
(Hannah walks around SKA, nodding her head as she sizes him up. The Finnish Elitist folds his arms across his chest as Hannah comes to a stop in front of him.)
SKA: Are you done scrutinizing me now?
Hannah Marin: I most certainly wasn’t scrutinizing you. That could not be further from the truth. However, I was sent to scope you out. You see, Jesse and I both agree that you are someone who has a lot to offer not just the wrestling business, but the world in general. We both respect your moral code and the principles you are attempting to live by. It’s admirable to say the very least. Jesse is no different, Erik. He wants the world to be a better place and because he’s someone who leads by example, he often finds himself on the receiving end of unfair criticism and ungrateful partners who want to take advantage of his name in order to further theirs.
(Hannah looks sad for a moment.)
Hannah Marin: Needless to say, the helping hand Jesse extended to that wretched creature Colby Sol was all but slapped away when everything was said and done. While it was Mark Macias who ate the pin at Pain for Pride, Colby did Jesse no favors. He’s irrelevant now, nothing more than a mere footnote in history, but history is what Jesse is looking to make. In order to make history, Jesse knows he must build towards a better future. Do you find that interesting?
(SKA remains silent, thinking over everything Hannah has said. Truthfully, SKA doesn’t see how his values line up with Jesse’s. Jesse is underhanded, and has the reputation to back that, often winning his matches in ways that SKA does not agree with. However, on a brand like Voltage, a world that is full of cutthroat characters with violent tendencies, there is nothing wrong with potentially having an ally.)
SKA: I’m indifferent. I’m aware of who Barlow is, past and present.
Hannah Marin: So you are aware that Jesse has a lot to offer, right?
???: I didn’t see much to offer when I beat him last week.
(Hannah’s eyes narrow and she turns around, finding herself face to face with Korey Gaines. Gaines gives her a wink, which makes Hannah shudder and take a step back.)
Korey Gaines: Trust me, sweetheart, I want nothing to do with you or your leader. Everything that comes out of Barlow’s mouth is bullshit. In fact, it’s hypocrisy at its finest.
(Gaines turns his attention to SKA.)
Korey Gaines: Not that it really matters to me one way or the other, but you really can’t be buying what this bitch is selling. I know we have never really gotten along, but I have been around these two long enough to know that the only thing they’re looking for is someone to use. They want someone to do their bidding while they reap the benefits. They’ve tried to recruit countless Voltage Elitists and when no one was willing to join them on their own accord, they had to resort to pure fuckery and force to bring Colby on board, and I’ll be honest. When that blew up, I got a good laugh. Karma was a real bitch at the Draft Show. Wouldn’t you agree, Hannah?
Hannah Marin: If I were you, Korey, I would see myself out of this conversation. What Erik and I were discussing doesn’t concern you.
(Gaines shrugs his shoulders unapologetically.)
Korey Gaines: You’re right, it doesn’t, but I have just as much right to walk these halls as the two of you and whatever I overhear, I overhear. I’m sure someone such as yourself believes in the right of free speech, right?
(Hannah glares at Gaines, knowing he’s got her there.)
Hannah Marin: Be that as it may, some conversations are still private and EVERYONE has the right to privacy, do they not?
(SKA, who has been quiet this whole time, finally speaks up.)
SKA: Enough. Hannah, while I appreciate you seeking me out, even if it is for nefarious reasons, you can report back to Barlow that I’m not interested. I have my own goals and my own agenda, and while things haven’t gone my way as of late, I plan on turning them around soon enough.
(Hannah raises an eyebrow.)
Hannah Marin: Are you sure? When I look at you, I see someone who has so much potential but is lost when it comes to reaching it. You should be a dominant force inside that ring, Erik, but you have been on a losing streak dating back to last season. You just haven’t had any luck, and you need to ask yourself, why is that? Why aren’t you getting the results you deserve? What’s missing? Perhaps the answer is something as simple as divine intervention.
(Gaines chuckles.)
Korey Gaines: Barlow is no god, that’s for sure.
SKA: I’m quite capable of figuring things out for myself.
Hannah Marin: You allowed Kasey Kaos to outsmart you tonight. She never should have been able to defeat you in that manner and get one up over you.
Korey Gaines: Having been in the ring with Kaos myself, she’s not someone who fucks around. She’s not an easy opponent for anyone to face.
(Hannah has grown tired of Gaines, and pushes him to the side. She stands in front of SKA now, with her back to Gaines. She has her eyes locked on SKA.)
Hannah Marin: I beg you to please consider all your options here in EAW. I do appreciate your willingness to do this all on your own, but sometimes people are better off in pairs especially when they have someone around them who’s agenda matches that of their own.
(Hannah winks at SKA and pats him on the chest, before sauntering off. She throws Gaines a dirty look over her shoulder. The two men watch her go and it’s Gaines who turns to SKA. Gaines goes to speak, but SKA holds up his hand.)
SKA: I don’t need you butting into my business. Focus on getting your own career out of the toilet and don’t worry about mine.
Korey Gaines: If you’re stupid enough to join up with Barlow, then you’re gunna sink your own ship anyway. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
(SKA’s had enough of all of this and takes the handle of his luggage. He leaves the Performance Center, clearly with a lot on his mind.)
(Voltage fades back to the ringside area, and ‘Mob Ties’ by Drake plays throughout the arena as Cepheus St. Claire is already in the ring, he is stretching across the ropes as Bella Braxton stands by.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: Currently in the ring, from Halifax, Nova Scotia! Weighing in at 230 lbs.! “THE TEACHEROUS ONE” CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE!!!!
(He stands in the ring, raising his arms in the air, looking around at the crowd in disgust, waiting for his opponent. As “Mob Ties” dies down, it is replaced by “Survival” by Eminem. Adam Lucas slowly walks out ready to make a stamen and prove something, as the crowd cheers.)
Bella Braxton: His opponent, hails from New York City, NY.! Weighing in at 231 lbs.! He is “THE NEXT LEVEL” ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!!
(Adam Lucas points to the crowd behind the plexiglass, sliding into the ring, he raises his arms in the air as the crowd cheers loudly.)
James Peters: This young man showed true grit against Darcy May Morgan last week and we saw exactly what he is capable of, and even overhearing the Ava’s talking about him backstage really lit a fire under this kid but he is going up against a very dangerous man.
Rich Russillo: He really is. Cepheus is the kind of guy that doesn’t like anyone, and he always had ulterior motives, I see Adam again in a fight for his life, this man means business.
Persephone: He looks like a drug user and woman abuser, do we really need to have him on Voltage, he has those stalker eyes looking at me. Come on mullet, kick his ass!
(Both James and Rich are surprised to see Persephone so into this match, they had to do a double take. The referee meanwhile inside checks on both wrestlers, before ringing the bell…)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(As Adam prepares to fight, Cepheus ruins at him, clotheslining from behind! He grabs Lucas and rams his head into the turnbuckle!)
James Peters: Cepheus attacking Lucas and not even giving him a chance to start! He rams his head into the buckle again and again! Whipping him across the ring, following up with a shoulder tackle! What is Cepheus doing! He is rolling outside, grabbing a chair, what the hell is he doing!?”
Rich Russillo: Grabbing a chair, Jim!
James Peters: I MEANT… NEVERMIND! HE IS GRABBING THE CHAIR, READY TO HIS… NO! ADAM LUCAS DROP KICKS THE CHAIR INTO CEPHEUS FACE! HE NEVER BROUGHT THE CHAIR IN, IT IS NOT A DISQUALIFICATION! Wait… Lucas picks up Cepheus, the chair is n the mat, Lucas hits THE HIP TOSS RIGHT INTO THE CRADLE PILEDRIVER LANDING ON THE CHAIR! CEPHEUS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE STEEL!
Rich Russillo: CEEPHEUS MAY HAVE TAKEN HIMSELF OUT OF THE MATCH BRINGIN IN THAT CHAIR! HE LOOKS TO BE OUT!
Persephone: YES MULLET!!! YES! FINISH THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS LOCKS IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!! HE LOCKS IN THE CHOKE BUT CEPHEUS SEEMS TO BE OUT ALREADY!!! THE REFEREE ISN’T EVEN BOTHERING… HE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER IN RECORD TIME!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Survival by Eminem starts to play throughout the arena, the fans roar as Lucas though doesn’t let go of the choke, the referee is yelling at him the match is over, where Lucas finally let’s go. He rolls up to his feet, arms raised as the referee points to him as the winner. Lucas points to the fans, and steps out of the ring, Cepheus is lying motionless after landing on the chair and then getting choked out, the referee throws up the “X” and signals for the medica to come, they start to look at Cepheus.)
James Peters: Statement win for Adam Lucas, Cepheus tried to press him earlier and he came out of nowhere and took him out, it was a great showing by Adam against a tough Cepheus, but he did this to himself and Adam Lucas is showing why this young man has a bright future in the EAW!
Rich Russillo: “Can’t feel sorry for Cepheus, did it to himself. Adam Lucas though came to fight and it looks like it maybe a long time before we say Cepheus in a ring again if ever. He looks really hurt and has woken up yet.
Persephone: Another one bites the dust, buh bye!
(The medical staff load him on a stretcher and start rolling Cepheus to the back, the crowd can be heard chanting “NAH NAH NAH NAH… HEY HEY HEY….. GOODBYE”, until Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial for the Mythbusters series, being promoted by Voltage’s SKA.)
(Returning back to ringside, “Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea plays over the P.A. system and Darcy May Morgan comes walking out onto the stage, Cash in the Vault briefcase in hand!)
Bella Braxton: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Kent, United Kingdom, weighing in at 130 pounds… MISS CASH IN THE VAULT, THE LEADING LADY, DAAAAARRRRRCCCCYYYY MAAAAAYYYYY MOOOORRRRGAAAANNN!!!
James Peters: Darcy got things started here on Voltage this season off to a nice start, winning last week but now she’s set to test newcomer Morrigana tonight, but naturally, Darcy appears far from worried! She’s got every reason to be confident and I wouldn’t expect anything less from her as we head into this match!
Rich Russillo: She continues to be one of the most valuable picks from the Draft and that briefcase certainly helps to keep all eyes on her just like she wants things to be! But regardless, she’s proven herself as someone to watch even before getting her hands on that briefcase!
Persephone: And yet, I’d much rather have my eyes on Rex instead!
(Darcy gets into the ring and takes a spot in it on the far side from the entrance aisle before the lights go out sending the arena into complete darkness, the EAW crowd buzz with initial excitement. However, this lasts a mere moment once the chilling opening to Dead Silence by Charlie Clouser begins to play over the P.A System. In the same instance the big screen comes to life with images of a broken-down house, various rooms are shown which are equally run down, until stopping at a ghostly figure sitting in a rocking chair. They move back and forth before disappearing and reappearing by the broken window all the while this happens, Bella begins the introduction…)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from the underbelly of society you all wished didn’t exist… she weighs in tonight at one-hundred and Thirty-eight pounds… She is the Living horror… MORRIGANA!!
(As if on cue, as soon as the name is said, the figure on the screen jumps to the camera’s lens to reveal Morrigana starring through the glass into the arena.)
Persephone: Where are we finding these people?! How’d we end up with all the weirdos on Voltage?!
James Peters: Imagine what we could possibly see from her at Bloodsport :wow:
Rich Russillo: If what she had to say this week is any indication, Bloodsport can wait, I’m looking forward to what she’s able to do now tonight against one of the best we have on Voltage!
Persephone: I don’t see Rex anywhere in that ring.
(Morrigana lets forth a blood curdling scream that brings even commentary to a stop and when the lights come back, standing in the ring generally behind Darcy is Morrigana appearing as if out of nowhere! Darcy quickly makes her way to the other side of the ring as Bella isn’t trying to stick around either, leaving from the ring as the match starts!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Morrigana took the time this week to say how this would only just be the beginning! What she’s out to do here, what she’s out to prove, is show how she just might be not only EAW’s newest acquisition but perhaps the most dangerous! And considering the way she’s pacing her way up to Darcy, I’d say she might want to take her a bit more seriously. :lupe:
James Peters: I don’t think a couple odd head turns and tweaks are gonna have Darcy too bothered! She just shoved Morrigana’s head out her face and she’s talking trash about how she’s not scared AND MORRIGANA JUST DROPPED DARCY WITH A STIFF AS HELL CLOTHESLINE! THE LOOK ON DARCY’S FACE SAYS IT ALL THAT SHE WASN’T EXPECTING THAT IN THE SLIGHTEST AND MORRIGANA CONTINUES TO MAKE HER PAY FOR IT BY SLINGING HER ACROSS THE RING BY HER HAIR!!
Persephone: :mjlol: Hope she hasn’t thought to change her mind to try to cash in on Rex, because if she thinks this is a surprise, imagine what she’d be in for with him!
Rich Russillo: And Morrigana chases her into a corner of the ring, stomping down on Miss Cash in the Vault repeatedly! Darcy rolls her way out the ring under the bottom rope and shakes her head as she angrily looks back into the ring to call for the referee to get her back!
James Peters: But Morrigana escapes the ring and Darcy takes off running! Voltage’s newest Elitist is hot on her tracks until Darcy suddenly slides back into the ring and Morrigana rolls in after her just for Darcy to start coming down on her with some stomps of her own! Darcy isn’t taking any chances and I think those early moments were a quick wake up call for the former Specialists Champion as she refuses to let up! Darcy pulls on the top rope for leverage as she stands on Morrigana’s neck, the referee beginning to make a count!
Referee: OOONNNEEEE!! TWWWOOO!!!! THREEEEEE!!!! FOOOUUURRR!!!! FIIIIII-
Rich Russillo: Darcy uses almost that entire five count before she hops off with an obvious bounce that the referee reprimands her for but it’s not like Darcy’s gonna care! Darcy says she’ll comply just to get the referee out her face and almost immediately she’s going right back after the debuting wrestler! Darcy pulls her to the middle of the ring to start coming down onto her with a series of knee drops to the head before dropping down beside Morrigana, slamming her down by her hair as she sat up to go for a pin!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: Morrigana kicks out and Darcy quickly brings her into a side headlock, keeping her close even as Morrigana is rising to her feet! Darcy swiftly takes her back down while keeping that headlock on but that’s not stopping Morrigana apparently as she starts making a move to get up again! Morrigana lands a number of punches to the small of Darcy’s back before shoving her off into a corner! Morrigana follows after her just to take a back kick that sends her stumbling back and Darcy pulls herself up onto the middle turnbuckle before taking a leap for a crossbody to take her to the mat! But Morrigana rolls through with a hold on Darcy and she lifts her up onto her shoulders into a samoan drop!
Persephone: That weird bitch is making all kinds of noises I’m not even gonna try to translate and I’m pretty sure she legit just growled before she stuck her tongue out. Keep her ass away from Rex, please! I don’t trust this whore at all!
Rich Russillo: Morrigana rushes at Darcy as soon as she’s moving to get to her feet and she hits her with an incredible headbutt! She follows that up with a heavy chop across the chest before striking with another headbutt and then another chop to get Darcy on the ropes! Morrigana throws her knee into the stomach of the former champion and starts dragging her face along the top rope! Morrigana is blatantly ignoring the referee’s call to stop that as she’s seemingly determined to take it all the way to the corner! The referee tries to intervene BUT MORRIGANA YELLS IN HIS FACE AND THE REFEREE JUMPS BACK! MORRIGANA CHANGES HER COURSE OF ACTION AND QUICKLY TAKES DARCY TO SLAM HER FACE OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! SHE TAKES A STUNNED DARCY UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND DROPS HER ACROSS HER KNEE WITH THAT INVERTED FIREMAN’S CARRY BACKBREAKER! CLUTCHING AT HER BACK, DARCY SITS UP BUT ONLY DIRECTLY INTO AN ONCOMING RUNNING KNEE FROM MORRIGANA THAT CATCHES HER IN THE FACE!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!! TWWWWOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: Darcy kicks out! She might be vain, egotistical, and some of the other things that Morrigana or plenty of other people have called her, but she’s certainly a fighter and it’ll take more than that to put her away! But Morrigana doesn’t seem to mind and might even enjoy that though! She climbs over Darcy’s back and brings her into a chinlock, making it difficult for Darcy to try to get anywhere but she begins trying to trudge to the bottom rope anyway! Darcy is barely there and not even fingertips away before Morrigana releases the hold and stomps down on Darcy’s back! Landing elbow drops now to that same spot, Morrigana eventually moves up and lays Darcy’s arm straight out on the mat before stomping right on the elbow! Darcy shouts and tries to turn away but Morrigana forcibly pulls that arm out from under Darcy, this time FALLING BACK AND SNAPPING IT BEHIND HER!
Rich Russillo: Morrigana hasn’t even attempted to try to go for a pin again and instead continues to focus her attack now on isolating that arm as she works to bring Darcy up! But Darcy begins fighting back with her other arm by throwing elbow shots back wherever she can land them but Morrigana counters taking her arms up and THROWING HER WITH A FULL NELSON SUPLEX! DARCY COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND MORRIGANA’S GOT A SADISTIC GRIN ON HER FACE! SHE BRINGS DACY TO HER FEET AND GETS HER WRIST TO PULL HER INTO A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE BUT EVEN AFTER DARCY HITS THE MAT SHE KEEPS HOLD OF THE ARM! DARCY IS YANKED BACK UP AND PULLED INTO ANOTHER ONE AND MORRIGANA DOES IT AGAIN! DARCY IS FORCED BACK UP AND SHE MANAGES TO BREAK THE HOLD BEFORE SWINGING FOR PUNCH BUT MORRIGANA DUCKS AND DARCY IS DROPPED WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
OOOONNNNNEEEE!!! TTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Persephone: The one who isn’t as ugly as the demon creature kicks out and instead of getting right back on the attack, the thing with all the crap on its face just sits up and allows her to just roll away behind her? Now it’s moving and getting up to finally start following after her to try to pull the blonde one out the corner. But while she’s holding onto the middle turnbuckle, she’s kicking that hideous monster away every time it manages to get its hands on her. Darcy just untied the turnbuckle padding as well but I don’t think Morrigana or whatever its name is or whoever its supposed to be even noticed, as finally she joins the rest of us in realizing it isn’t gonna be able to get her out the corner that way and goes to grab her now, but she gets struck with a back elbow as she tried to get her arms around her from behind!
James Peters: Darcy hasn’t turned around yet and Morrigana goes for that waistlock again to try to pry her away from the turnbuckles! Morrigana finally manages to haul Darcy up and off her feet but when she tries to hit that german suplex, Darcy lands on her feet behind her! Darcy now takes off at her once she turns around and floors her with a clothesline! Darcy with another one as Morrigana hustled to get up just to get taken back down and Darcy now with a dropkick! But Morrigana is already trying to get back up! Darcy wastes no time in trying to stay on the offensive by hitting a bicycle knee strike and throws herself into a cover!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!! TTTWWWWWOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: Darcy looks to the referee with an annoyed expression on her face but she merely shakes off the moment! She pulls Morrigana in while clubbing Morrigana over the back of her head as she brings her to her feet and Darcy lifts her up for a suplex but Morrigana hooks her leg around Darcy’s to block it! Darcy finds herself getting pushed away but just as Morrigana tries to charge at her DARCY SLAPS MORRIGANA! Darcy actually laughs in her face after that while Morrigana almost can’t believe it but that’s just where Darcy’s willing to take things and part of why she’s become as renowned as she is! In a sudden attack, Morrigana goes for a lariat but Darcy ducks under it and hits off the ropes to come springing at her for a spear, and with her opponent still down, Darcy runs off the ropes and comes crashing down onto her back with a senton! Darcy stays on top of her and simply turns her body on Morrigana to land a kick to the back of the head that causes Morrigana’s face to hit off the mat! Darcy sitting up now and reaching forward to pull her into a camel clutch! The Leading Lady takes some time to slap and punch Morrigana over the top of her head and even come down on her with some elbow strikes before getting the submission properly back on, no doubt frustrating Morrigana!
James Peters: Darcy has to adjust her hold though as Morrigana’s starting to try to get up even with Darcy still on her! Darcy tries to combat the obviously strong resilience that Morrigana possesses with more hits but Morrigana is up with Darcy on her back and she flings her over her shoulder to the mat with a handful of hair! Darcy hurriedly makes her way up to her feet while Morrigana staggers up as well after the sudden momentum switch and she evades a clothesline before running the ropes into a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown to throw Morrigana off balance! AND BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN GET ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET DARCY COMES CHARGING AT HER AND TAKES HER TO THE MAT WITH THE PLOT TWIST!!! DARCY’S VERSION OF THE FOLD DROPS MORRIGANA WITH A THUNDEROUS COLLISION ON THE MAT AND DARCY WITH A COVER!!!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!! TTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!! TTTTHHHHRREEEE!!!!
Persephone: The really ugly one unfortunately kicks out! Darcy looks like she’s getting even more frustrated now and I don’t blame her, I want this to be finished, too! She brings Morrigana up to her feet and tries to lift her up for a powerbomb I think, but she gets flipped over after a back body drop counter that I’m sure is gonna keep this match dragging on! And now Darcy pulls down the middle rope to send Morrigana out the ring after Morrigana just tried to tackle her through the ropes!
James Peters: Darcy steps out onto the apron after Morrigana takes that fall to the floor and Darcy shows off her athleticism AS SHE HITS A FRONT HANDSPRING OFF THE APRON ONTO MORRIGANA INTO A HURRICANA!!! WAIT NO!!! MORRIGANA STAYS ON HER FEET AND DARCY GETS LIFTED BACK UP INTO THE AIR AND MORRIGANA POWERBOMBS HER RIGHT ONTO THE APRON!!! BUT MORRIGANA ISN’T LETTING GO JUST YET AS SHE LIFTS DARCY BACK UP AND GETS A RUNNING START BEFORE THROWING HER INTO THE RING POST!!! DARCY GETS SLAMMED TO THE FLOOR BEFORE MORRIGANA SHOVES HER BACK INTO THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY TRIES TO PUSH HERSELF UP TO HER FEET BUT MORRIGANA LANDS A KICK RIGHT TO DARCY’S RIBS TO PUT HER BACK DOWN!! MORRIGANA KICKS HER AGAIN TO TURN HER OVER ONTO HER STOMACH AND MORRIGANA GRABS HER ARMS!!! THE MARK OF MORRIGANA DRIVES DARCY’S FLAWLESS FACE INTO THE MAT WITH NO WAY FOR HER TO BLOCK IT AND MORRIGANA TURNS HER OVER INTO A PIN!
OOOOONNNNNEEEE!!! TTTWWWWOOOO!!!! TTTHHHHRRREEEEEE!!!
James Peters: BUT DARCY KICKS OUT!!! AND MORRIGANA IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO THE JAILERS COMMAND!!! HAVING WORKED THE ARMS EARLIER, THIS GOES RIGHT BACK TO PUTTING THE FOCUS ON THEM!! DARCY’S SHOUTING AS SHE’S TRAPPED WITH SEEMINGLY NOWHERE TO GO AS SHE’S DESPERATE TO FIND AN ESCAPE!! SHE’S FIGHTING THROUGH THAT SCISSORED ARMBAR AND THROUGH SHEER RESILIENCY, DARCY GETS THE BOTTOM OF HER BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT MORRIGANA ISN’T LETTING GO DESPITE THE REFEREE’S CALLS FOR HER TO DO SO!!! Finally Morrigana releases Darcy from the submission but she’s on her feet in the referee’s face now! He’s not backing down as he reminds her just who he is as the ring official but that look on her face just says she’d take him out if she could! She goes after Darcy who crawled off into a corner and got to her feet, AND MORRIGANA TAKES A DIRECT FACE ACHE FROM DARCY!!! BUT MORRIGANA IS STILL ON HER FEET :damn:!!! DARCY BACKS UP TO TRY FOR IT AGAIN BUT MORRIGANA CATCHES HER LEG AND SHOVES HER DOWN INTO THE CORNER!!! MORRIGANA GRABS HER AND PULLS HER HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS AS SHE GOES FOR THE HORRIFICATION IN THE CORNER!!!
James Peters: BUT NO!!! DARCY SHOVES HER AWAY IN TIME ONLY TO FALL SEATED IN THE CORNER HERSELF AND MORRIGANA TRIES TO GET BACK ON THE ATTACK! BUT DARCY GRABS THE FRONT OF HER GEAR TO PULL HER FACE-FIRST INTO THAT EXPOSED MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: A sneaky yet effective move on the part of Darcy nonetheless! Her ring awareness for something she set earlier comes into play and NOW SHE BRINGS MORRIGANA UP AND TAKES HER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THE CURTAIN CALL!!! THE INVERTED GO TO SLEEP CONNECTS AND DARCY CALLS FOR THE COUNT!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!! TTTHHHHRRREEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play and Darcy rises to her feet, the referee raising her hand before she snatches it away from him so that she can get her briefcase to celebrate with instead!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. DAAAARRRRRCCCCYYYY MAAAAAAYYY MOOOORRRRRGGGGAAAAANNNN!!!
James Peters: Darcy shows off her craftiness to succeed at all costs and continues to remind everyone just why she’s someone that people are going to have to keep their eyes on! But we can’t overlook Morrigana’s effort here either, as she took it to the former Specialists Champion with just about everything she had here in this preview of what Morrigana could be bringing to the table!
Rich Russillo: Absolutely! Morrigana no doubt felt like she was in total control but in an instant, Darcy switched things up! Effective and devious in her own right, Darcy and that briefcase are going to give everyone tons of trouble here in Season 14!
(Darcy continues to pose with the Cash in the Vault briefcase until she notices Morrigana beginning to stir, and Darcy hits it out the ring and continues up the aisle, yet still proud of herself and raising the briefcase before the scene fades out.)
(Frozen 2 on DVD commercial featuring Dynasty’s Sarah Price, or at least it was a Frozen 2 commercial before Chris Elite interrupted it and shut it down because “he has a Gawd Contract”.)
(The camera fades back to the ringside area as Serena Bennett is in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand)
Serena Bennett: What’s up, people? I was chillin in the back and decided to come out here to have a few words, you know? Just some chit-chat on the mic with ya sis Serena Bennett, you know? What happened back at Dynasty was not “it” at all. Let me be real with you guys. I am not some part timer who came back to get some quick dough out of the nostalgia factor. We’ve seen plenty of ‘em over the course of this season and I can one hundred percent guarantee you, I don’t fuck with that. I am back for one simple reason and that is to take my rightful place in this company as the Universal Women’s Champion. That throne has my name written all over it, do you feel me?
(The crowd cheers as Serena Bennett smiles and nods)
Serena Bennett: As for Minerva… Lil bitch, you leavin’ Bloodsport in a bodybag…
(“Blood, Milk & Sky” by White Zombie plays up as Minerva shows up on stage)
Rich Russillo: Looks like things are about to get interesting! The Universal Women’s Champion is here! And look! She has the Rashawn jersey on!
(Minerva walks down the ramp with a sarcastic smile on her face)
Minerva: Serena! Long time no see. I had to come out here and…
(Serena Bennett flies over the second rope and takes out Minerva with a massive Suicide Dive! Minerva is stunned, as her Universal Women’s Championship belt falls from her grasp and hits the ramp. Serena Bennett is all over her though and she does not want to let up. Serena is now pounding on Minerva as the Women’s Champion tries to escape but to no avail.)
(The crowd is going insane as Serena Bennett picks Minerva back up by her hair and screams at her face)
Serena Bennett: What were you saying, bitch?
(Serena Bennett carries Minerva all the way to the ringside area and then she just throws her into the steel steps shoulder first. Minerva screams in pain as the steel steps are bumped out of position and the top one falls over)
(Serena Bennett is not over yet though and she presses on Minerva. She takes her hand and she places it right on top of the steel steps before stepping on it with her foot. Serena cranks up the pressure as Minerva screams in pain and slaps her leg in a desperate effort to break free from that predicament)
Serena Bennett: Sorry, what? I can’t hear you, sis.
(Serena picks Minerva backup and sends her face first against the plexiglass that separates them from the crowd. The fans in attendance are losing their mind to this scene, they can’t believe what’s happening)
Rich Russillo: Minerva was playing with fire and as we can see she got burned. Senera Bennett is clearly still emotional after what transpired last week on Dynasty and she is not going to let that one slide!
James Peters: Minerva is doing every she can to survive the onslaught but Serena looks like she’s being possessed by demon here and she won’t let up! Oh no look out!
(Serena gets a firm hold of Minerva’s neck and slams her head against the plexiglass multiple times, as the socially distanced crowd in attendance counts out loud the times Minerva’s head gets smashed against the barrier)
Crowd: ONE…TWOOO…THREEE….FOUR….FIVE….
Rich Russillo: Holy Sh… We might need some security out here! This brawl is about to escalade and I don’t like the looks of this! Bloodsport is around the corner but Minerva might not even get there in one piece….
Crowd: SIX…SEVEN…EIGHT…NINE…TEN… ELEVEN…
(Serena keeps smashing Minerva’s head against the plexiglass over and over and over again. Minerva looks completely out of it as Serena Bennett launches her against the barricade one last time before letting her collapse to the floor, almost lifeless)
(Serena then immediately goes looking for a weapon underneath the ring as the camera shows Minerva gasping for air and her eyes wide open in shock. Serena Bennett pulls out a steel chair from underneath the ring. She then turns her attention was again to Minerva and closes in on her, steel chair in her hand and evil intentions in her eyes)
Minerva: No… No, please… don’t do it…
(Minerva starts crawling away from Serena but she’s still heavily incapacitated and Serena Bennett is right on top of her. She firmly picks the steel chair with both hands, lift it up and smiles at Minerva’s begging)
Minerva: I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to disrespect Rashawn… I apolog——
(Just as Serena is about to hit the final blow with the steel chair, Minerva manages to trip her over and make her fall head first on top of the steel steps the two hit previously. Serena Bennett didn’t notice Minerva wasn’t actually retreating, she was simply crawling into the perfect position to turn things around and her plot was successful.)
Rich Russillo: Minerva just sent Serena Bennett head first against the steel steps! She lost control of the chair and now Minerva has the upper hand! I can’t believe what I am seeing, someone has to stop these two!
James Peters: What did you expect from Minerva? You really think she was going to apologize for what happened? Hell no, this beef has escalated. This is not wrestling anymore, this is personal and these two won’t stop until one of them is out for good.
(Serena Bennett is stunned by the impact as Minerva manages to get a hold of the steel chair before Serena could grab it. She slams it across Serena’s back as a sick thud echoes throughout the arena)
Minerva: After I’m done with you, you will rot in hell just like your cousin Rashawn.
(Minerva slams the steel chair once more across the back of Serena Bennett as the number one contender screams in agony. Minerva lets go of the chair and turns her attention to the steel steps, gently caressing the top of them with a devilish smile on her face. She then picks them up and approaches Serena Bennett who is still down on the floor, trying her best to recover)
Rich Russillo: Oh no! Minerva is going to end Serena Bennett here tonight! These two don’t want to wait for Bloodsport, they are going all out! Someone has to stop them! Minerva with the steel steps…
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL?! SERENA BENNETT JUST THREW A BOTTLE OF… SODA, I THINK? IN THE FACE OF MINERVA! GLASS SHARDS ARE SHATTERED ALL OVER THE RINGSIDE AREA ALONG WITH THE SODA! HEY, I THINK THAT WAS A CRIP A COLA BOTTLE!
(Serena Bennett slowly gets back to her feet, still stunned by the shots she received previously. She is now standing tall next to Minerva who is completely out of it. She picks what’s left of the Crip a Cola bottle and hops on top of Minerva)
Persephone: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BITCH DOING NOW? IS SHE GOING TO BUST MINERVA OPEN WITH THE CRIP A COLA BOTTLE?!
(Serena Bennett carves Minerva open with the glass shards as Minerva is struggling and desperately trying to fight her back but to no avail. Blood is now pouring out of her forehead as she is screaming in agony)
(Serena then lets go of the Crip a Cola Bottle and proceeds to take the Rashawn Jersey off Minerva. The jersey is not exactly in good shape but Serena still manages to get a hold of it and she puts in back on as she walks up the ramp)
(Serena stops for a moment as EAW officials are now storming the ringside area and tending to the Universal Women’s Champion Minerva)
(The camera focuses on Serena as she brushes some of the glass shards off the jersey. She then looks over to Minerva one last time before walking out of the arena)
(Commercial featuring Dynasty’s Charlie Marr, where he talks about the issues of rising funeral costs.)
(Voltage returns from a commercial break with Bella Braxton standing in the ring, holding a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Rage [Instrumental]’ by Rico Nasty floods through the speakers, as Lisa Wren walks out onto the stage. She looks serious, and ready for a huge fight tonight. She starts to walk down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from British Columbia, Canada. Weighing in at 150 pounds…LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WREN!
James Peters: Here comes Lisa Wren, who didn’t have a great year in her debut season ending with 3 wins and 13 losses. Here on Voltage, she looks to write those wrongs and become the best she can possibly be. She’s talented, very talented, but I have my doubts if she can pull off the win tonight!
Rich Russillo: Don’t doubt Lisa Wren, she’s amazing, and with the right tactic can overcome her opponent here tonight!
(Lisa Wren climbs onto the apron and enters the ring, extending her arms to her sides and staring down the hardcam with a smirk. Her theme fades out, before ‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day booms through the speakers. Ms. Extreme walks onto the stage with a swagger, staring down to her opponent in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent. Hailing from Calabasas, California. Weighing in at 135 pounds…THE WOMAN ON FIRE…MS…EEEEEEEEEEEEEXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!
James Peters: And here is her challenge! Former PURE Champion, and the longest reigning, former Interwire Champion AND in the winning team of the 2019 War Games match. She’s had a decorated career, and tonight looks to prove she deserves more!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme seems limitless, and I doubt anything can stop her from becoming the best Elitist in EAW today. She sure has the potential, and the accomplishments, to be known as the best!
(Ms. Extreme slides into the ring, before getting back to her feet and moving towards the corner. She climbs to the top rope and raises her arms, before hopping back down into the ring as her theme fades out.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: We’re off! Lisa Wren and Ms. Extreme both have something to prove in this match, being that they are the best. Lisa Wren is the first to take advantage as they both lock up, only for her to transition into a standing Fujiwara Armbar! This doesn’t last long however, as Ms. Extreme spins out of it before slapping her in the back of the head and telling her to bring something better! Lisa Wren gets slightly pissed off at this, and slaps Ms. Extreme right in the face! Ms. Extreme isn’t having it as she trips her leg and starts laying in on her! Punch after punch after punch, it’s clear she doesn’t give a fuck about Lisa Wren’s wellbeing!
Rich Russillo: And why should she? This is a wrestling match we’re talking about, it isn’t exactly hugs and kisses, this is a fight and one worth watching!
Persephone: Not hugs and kisses? Tell that to the slob Terry Chambers at Pain for Pride.
James Peters: Lisa Wren manages to push Ms. Extreme off, before mounting her and returning the fire! Throwing strikes to her opponent’s head in hopes to knock her out!
Rich Russillo: But Ms. Extreme manages to slip out and rise back to her feet, as does Lisa Wren! Ms. Extreme runs towards her opponent, but Lisa Wren flips her over with an arm-drag! They rise to their feet once more, and another arm-drag! Lisa Wren stands up and calls Ms. Extreme to her feet, before attempting the reverse hurrica- No! Ms. Extreme ducks under, before hitting a Saito Suplex onto Lisa Wren! Lisa has to roll out of the ring, as Ms. Extreme stands up. She looks out of the ring, then behind her at the ropes…She starts running…SUICIDE DIVE!!!! A SUICIDE DIVE TO LISA WREN SENDS BOTH WOMEN INTO THE BARRICADE!
James Peters: The sound they made when they hit the barricade is ear deafening! If that’s how it sounded when they hit the barricade, how on earth must Lisa Wren be feeling? Ms. Extreme slowly rises to her feet, before dragging her opponent into the ring! Lisa Wren is crawling to the corner, but is stopped dead in her tracks when Ms Extreme grabs her by the boot! She’s dragged to the center of the ring, but she rolls onto her back and pushes Ms. Extreme away! Lisa crawls back to the corner, rises to her feet and gets onto the middle rope…DIVING DROPKICK! MS. EXTREME IS KNOCKED DOWN ONTO HER BACK BECAUSE OF THE DROPKICK COLLIDING WITH HER UPPER TORSO!
Persephone: Wake me up when there’s Rex, or blood. Preferably Rex, though.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is trying to get back to her feet, which may not be the best idea right now because Lisa Wren is waiting for her! Lisa runs towards the ropes, with Ms. Extreme in her crosshair…STRONG LARIA- NO! MS. EXTREME COUNTERS WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! LISA WREN FLIPS FORWARD TOWARDS THE CORNER, SURELY DOING SOME DAMAGE!
James Peters: Lisa Wren sits against the bottom turnbuckle, as Ms. Extreme watches on from the other side! Ms. Extreme pulls herself into the corner, bounces forward…HESITATION DROPKICK TO LISA WREN! THE BOOTS TO THE FACE! MS. EXTREME PULLS LISA OUT OF THE CORNER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT! LISA WREN KICKS OUT AT ONE! NOT EVEN A TWO COUNT AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! …Ms. Extreme slowly rises to her feet in the corner, before laying in some shoot kicks to the back and legs of Lisa Wren! She’s just looking to punish her opponent now, possibly wearing her down for a big move later on. She stops kicking her opponent and kneels down, before laying in some forearm strikes to the head of Lisa Wren! The crowd is loving this! Extreme stands up- OH GOD! LISA WREN PULLED HER LEG AND DROVE HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! THE TIDES HAVE CHANGED IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! LISA WREN STRUGGLES TO GET TO HER FEET THOUGH, AND BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!
James Peters: Lisa Wren grabs onto the bottom rope and tries pulling herself up. This match hasn’t been all in her favor, but there’s an opening now! Those turnbuckles may be protected, but under that padding lies pure metal, and with enough force your head will connect with that metal! And believe me when I say, that hurts. Lisa Wren finally gets to her feet, as she looks down at Ms. Extreme. Lisa Wren climbs onto the middle turnbuckle, looking back down at her opponent as Ms. Extreme gets to her feet. Lisa Wren has something in mind…OVERHEAD SOMERSAULT BACKBREAKER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! DRIVING HER KNEES INTO THE BACK OF MS EXTREME! THIS COULD BE IT AS SHE FALLS INTO A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Persephone: Kick out. Yawn.
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT! AT THE VERY LAST SECOND MS EXTREME KICKS OUT OF THAT BRUTAL MOVE, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF SHE HAD SOME BROKEN BONE AFTER THAT! WHAT A BONE CRUNCHING MOVE! LISA WREN ISN’T FINISHED, AS SHE LIFTS MS. EXTREME BACK TO HER FEET AND GRABS HER HAIR, BEFORE SLAMMING HER BACK INTO THE MAT! THE HAIR PULL MAT SLAM CONNECTS, BUT SHE HOLDS ON! SHE LIFTS HER BACK UP AND HITS A SECOND HAIR PULL MAT SLAM! AND SHE KEEPS HANGING ON! SHE LIFTS HER BACK UP…A THIRD HAIR PULL MAT SLAM! SHE HANGS ON AND LIFTS HER BACK UP, BUT I’M NOT SURE SHE’S LOOKING FOR ANOTHER MAT SLAM. SHE HAS HER IN THE POSITION FOR THE INVERTED SUPLEX…IT HITS- NO! MS. EXTREME DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE FOREHEAD OF LISA WREN AND LANDS BACK ON HER FEET…SHE TURNS AROUND…TWIST OF FATE! THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER DRIVES LISA WREN INTO THE MAT! SHE GETS HER ARM OVER LISA FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEE-
James Peters: LISA WREN KICKS OUT! SHE POPS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!! MS. EXTREME THOUGHT SHE HAD IT, BUT SHE WAS WRONG! DON’T UNDERESTIMATE LISA WREN, THAT’S A LESSON WE’VE GOT TO LEARN HERE TONIGHT! MS. EXTREME GETS UP AND ARGUES WITH THE REFEREE, CHECKING IF IT TRULY WAS A TWO COUNT, AND HE CONFIRMS IT! LISA WREN IS STILL IN THE MATCH!!! MS EXTREME TURNS ARO- RUNNING FACEBUSTER! RUNNING FACEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE FROM LISA WREN, HOW DID SHE DO IT! SHE WAS ON THE FLOOR JUST A SECOND AGO! SHE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
T-
Rich Russillo: THR- NO!!!! MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! SHE USES HER LEGS TO KICK HER UPPER BODY OUT OF THE PINFALL, AND IT WORKS! SHE ISN’T GIVING UP, AND ISN’T LETTING LISA WREN GET THE WIN! LISA STANDS BACK UP AND PULLS MS. EXTREME UP WITH HER. SHE IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE RUNNING CLOSER- BUT MS. EXTREME GETS THE BOOT UP! LISA STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS SHE HOLDS HER JAW. MS. EXTREME CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE…GLASS CEILING!!!!!! TOP ROPE STUNNER TO LISA WREN, FORCING HER HEAD ONTO HER SHOULDER WITH STRONG FORCE! SHE CLIMBS INTO THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TH-
James Peters: WAIT A MINUTE!! LISA WREN ESCAPES THE COVER BY PLACING MS. EXTREME IN A CRUCIFIX HOLD! THE ROLL UP OUT OF THE PINFALL!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEE-
James Peters: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT, BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: LISA WREN KICKS OUT, AND TRANSITIONS INTO A BACKSLIDE!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME ESCAPES, AND TRANSITIONS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE HOLD!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: LISA WREN KICKS OUT AND GETS TO HER FEET…SPRINGBOARD HANDSTAND SCORPION KICK! WHAT A MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!! THIS COULD BE IT, AS SHE FALLS INTO A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DID IT, BUT SHE ESCAPED! THE MATCH CONTINUES, AS THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!!!! LISA WREN CAN’T BELIEVE IT, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! SHE THOUGHT SHE WON, BUT SOMEHOW SHE KICKED OUT! WHAT A SEQUENCE!
Persephone: Meh.
James Peters: BOTH OF THESE WOMEN WANT THIS VICTORY HERE ON VOLTAGE, AND IT SHOWS! EVERYONE IS DESPERATE TO MAKE SEASON 14 THEIRS, AND THESE TWO ARE PUTTING ON QUITE A SHOWING! WAIT A SECOND, LOOK AT LISA WREN! SHE HAS BOTH ARMS HOOKED…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CROSSFACE! SHE’S LOOKING TO END IT HERE! MS. EXTREME IS STRUGGLING, HER ARMS ARE WAVING AROUND, REACHING TOWARDS THE ROPES! WILL SHE TAP? COULD THIS BE THE FINALE???
Rich Russillo: MS. .EXTREME IS FIGHTING BACK, SHE’S TRYING TO USE HER LEGS AS AN ESCAPE, DRIVING THEM INTO THE HIP OF LISA WREN! BUT IT ISN’T EXACTLY WORKING, THE GRIP ISN’T GETTING LOOSER, IF ANYTHING IT’S GETTING TIGHTER! SHE STOPS KNEEING AND IS NOW TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES WITH HER LEGS! SHE’S CLOSE, VERY CLOSE! SHE’S A TOE AWAY! AND SHE GETS IT! HER LEFT FOOT IS PLACED ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE HOLD IS BEING FORCED TO BREAK! BUT LISA WREN ISN’T LETTING GO! THE REFEREE IS ABOUT TO COUNT, BUT SHE DOESN’T CARE! THE HOLD IS STILL BEING APPLIED!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
James Peters: SHE FINALLY LETS GO! THE EXTRA PRESSURE APPLIED SURELY HAS DONE SOME DAMAGE TO MS. EXTREME, AND COULD COST HER! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON MS. EXTREME, ASKING IF SHE CAN STILL CONTINUE! MS. EXTREME IS PUSHING THE REFEREE BACK, AS SHE STANDS UP WITH JELLY LEGS!
Ms. Extreme (off mic): Bring…Bring it, bitch!
Rich Russillo: Tough words from Ms. Extreme, which angers Lisa Wren! Lisa runs towards Ms. Extreme…SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! MS. EXTREME WITH THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE! BUT SHE’S NOT DONE, AS SHE EXITS ONTO THE APRON THEN CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE…SHOOTING STAR SENTON!!! SHE CRUSHES LISA WREN UNDER HER WEIGHT WITH AN IMPRESSIVE DIVE FROM THE TOP ROPE! BUT IT TOOK EVERYTHING OUT OF HER, AS SHE’S NOT ABLE TO COVER! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN ON THE GROUND, BREATHING HEAVILY, AFTER GIVING IT THEIR ALL!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is taking the long painful road to the ropes from the middle of the ring, as she forces her body to keep going in order to win the match! Both of these women have given it their all, and put in the best performances they possibly can! Ms. Extreme uses the ropes to climb back to her feet once more, but you have to wonder how much she has left. As she climbs up the ropes, Lisa Wren starts to move! Lisa is crawling to the corner now, she’s struggling but she’s awake! Ms. Extreme is the first to her feet as she watches Lisa Wren climb to the corner of the ring. Both women are on their feet, and stare across the ring at each other! And they sprint! They’re just brawling, strike after strike after strike! Punch after punch, forearm after forearm! Kick after kick, they’re just going at it! Lisa Wren attempts a backhand, but Ms. Extreme ducks…Kick to the gut…TWIST OF FA- NO! A COUNTER, HAIR PULL MAT SLA- NO! MS. EXTREME SPINS OUT OF IT, AND HITS HER OPPONENT WITH A HEADBUTT!!!! LISA WREN HITS THE GROUND, AS MS. EXTREME STUMBLES TO THE CORNER! SHE SHAKES HER HEAD, AND LOOKS WHAT POSITION SHE’S IN! SHE LOOKS AT THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE EXITING ONTO THE APRON! SHE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE…A BLIND FURY! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE UPPER BODY OF LISA WREN, IT’S OVER! COVER!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day once again blares through the speakers as Ms. Extreme rolls off of Lisa Wren. She slowly gets to her feet, as the referee raises her arm.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…MS…EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: What a match! The headbutt knocked Lisa Wren out onto the ground, giving Ms. Extreme the chance to hit her finisher! Both women were close to the victory at the end, but Ms. Extreme takes the win!
Persephone: Boring.
Rich Russillo: What a performance from both of these women, though. Lisa Wren possibly pushed Ms. Extreme to her limit here, and that is a good feat in itself! Take nothing away from Lisa Wren, but tonight is Ms. Extreme’s night!
(As Ms. Extreme stands in the ring alone, ‘Survival’ by Eminem hits, prompting the crowd to begin cheering as Adam Lucas walks down to the stage with a microphone in his hand, which causes the former Interwire Champion to be a bit confused.)
Adam Lucas: Camille! Camille.. I know you’re probably wondering why I’m out here right now, but I just so happened to overhear your little conversation with Candice Blair last week and I just couldn’t help myself.
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): What?
(Ms. Extreme looks even more confused, seeing as her and Candice talk a lot, so Adam could really be talking about anything and she doesn’t remember every passing convo.)
Adam Lucas: Oh? You look a little confused. Here, I’ll show you.
(Adam Lucas points to the titantron, which shows the conversation from last week between Ms. Extreme and Candice Blair.)
[SCREEN BAR — LAST WEEK]
Candice Blair: Speaking of Darcy May Morgan, have you seen her match against Adam Lucas earlier? That young man was truly impressive out there. He was moments away from pulling the upset of the night, I’m not kidding. He looked absolutely spectacular out there tonight.
(Ms. Extreme rolls her eyes )
Ms. Extreme: Please. You got it all wrong. The only person who looked strong out there tonight was Super Darcy. And of course she did, as long as they keep feeding her lesser talents like Adam Lucas she has nothing to worry about. The worst thing about that ego maniac is that she’s probably boasting about this win too, as if it’s a big deal when it actually isn’t.
(The camera pans zooms out to reveal Adam Lucas who was paying close attention to what the two sisters were saying as he was listening from around the corner. He shakes his head in disappointment as he hears Ms. Extreme pronouncing those insulting words about him)
Adam Lucas (whispers): “Lesser talent”, huh? I’ll show her what Adam Lucas is all about. I will make them realise just how talented I really am.
(The scene ends as Adam Lucas walks away.)
(The camera fades back to the arena, and Ms. Extreme looks completely unapologetic, as if she doesn’t care at all about what she said about him.)
Adam Lucas: So Camille, since you clearly don’t know talent when you see it, I went and spoke to Captain Charisma, and at Bloodsport you’re gonna see exactly what I’m all about. I hope you’re ready.
(Adam Lucas turns to leave, but immediately stops and looks back at Ms. Extreme, like he just remembered something. He has a smirk on his face as well, immediately letting Ms. Extreme know that something’s up.)
Adam Lucas: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I already spun the wheel as well. I can’t wait to see what happens when the two of us have flaming weapons in our hands.
James Peters: WHAT!?
Rich Russillo: FLAMING WEAPONS!?
James Peters: That’s what almost got Voltage cancelled last season!!! Didn’t Andrea Valentine get stabbed in that same match last season?
Rich Russillo: Yep! It was this very match!
Persephone: So we might see someone die at Bloodsport? Cool.
James Peters: Well, at least Bloodsport is an unsponsored and unsanctioned event this time around, because things are definitely going to get ugly.
(‘Survival’ hits, and Adam Lucas makes his way backstage, leaving Ms. Extreme in the ring, both confused and a bit annoyed at what just happened, before Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Voltage fades backstage to the interviewing area, where Sofia Clarke is standing alone in front of the camera with a smile on her face. She waits until the crowd’s cheering dies down, before finally beginning to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen… Please welcome Terry Chambers!
(The small crowd cheers once again, this time louder than before as Terry Chambers enters the scene.)
Sofia Clarke: Terry, congratulations on your win over SKA last week. It turns out next week you have a big match as well against another one of EAW’s upcoming talents, Kasey Kaos.
Terry Chambers: Thank you, wait really? Kasey Kaos?
(Terry looks a bit shocked initially, but after a few seconds Terry laughs to himself.)
Terry Chambers: Not gonna lie, I’m actually very excited to hear that. It should be a pretty good match. I can’t wait to get in the ring with ‘them’ and see what ‘they’re’ all about. Kasey came to Voltage with a lot of hype and praise behind her despite not being with EAW for very long, and I’m definitely looking forward to putting her down and showing her that she won’t have the easy ride on Voltage that she had over on Dynasty, just like I did to SKA last week.
Sofia Clarke: Well since this is a new season and you’re one of the few Elitists that actually didn’t change brands, what do you think of the new Voltage roster?
Terry Chambers: Well Sofia I have to admit, this is a stacked roster, and I know that in order for me to reach my goal of winning the EAW Championship I’m gonna have to work harder than ever before. There’s a ton of amazing Elitists on the roster, and Voltage looks like it could be more competitive than ever this season, which just means I’m gonna need to step my game up if I want to not only survive, but to reach all the goals I’ve laid out for myself. I have no doubt I’ll do just fine, it should be fun getting to compete in a ton of newer, fresher matches this season.
Sofia Clarke: Which Elitists are you looking forward to facing this season?
Terry Chambers: There’s quite a few actually, especially with a roster like this. I’m obviously looking forward to potentially facing one of my biggest former enemies to date, Drake King. Drake is someone that brought out the best in me, and he’s the man I ended up scoring my biggest ever victory against, of course I want the chance to face him again after spending an entire season apart. There’s also Malcolm Jones who I’d love to face again, especially since I never actually got the chance to last season for some reason. With guys like Ahren Fournier and TLA on the roster, there really are a lot of people I’d like to compete against. There’s Darcy May Morgan too. I want to see what all the hype is about with her.
(As if on cue, Darcy May Morgan walks into the camera’s view, with her sunglasses on her face and her Cash in the Vault briefcase in her hands. She is oozing confidence, having started the season on a high note, being undefeated after putting away Morrigana earlier in the evening, and she immediately looks towards Terry Chambers, who doesn’t look very amused at her interrupting his interview.)
Darcy May Morgan: Terry, you should already know what the hype is all about. I am the Leading Lady, and I’ve done nothing but prove myself as the best woman in EAW time and time again. While you might believe women like the Ava sisters are the creme de la creme, the fact of the matter is, that title belongs to Darcy May Morgan, the future Universal Women’s Champion.
Terry Chambers: Really? If anything you’re lucky none of those Ava’s have gotten their hands on you in a one on one match yet.
(Darcy May Morgan simply begins to laugh as Terry just looks annoyed, wondering what she finds so funny.)
Darcy May Morgan: Look, I understand you’re obligated to put those idiots over now that you’re sleeping with one of them, but if the “Barbaric Carnivore”, which is a really stupid nickname if you want my humble opinion, wants to see how tall I stand over the rest of the competition, you’re welcome to step up to the plate and fight me. I’m actually looking for a challenge for Bloodsport because people like Adam Lucas and ‘Anagirrom’ just aren’t it.
(Terry’s eyes widen a bit, shocked that Darcy would actually want to challenge him.)
Terry Chambers: Are you sure you want to face me? That doesn’t sound like a very good idea. If I were you I’d probably reconsider that.
(Darcy lets out a sigh, before taking a second to “think”, clearly mocking Terry.)
Darcy May Morgan: Alright, I thought about it long enough. I’m good. I still want a fight. Now are you going to show that you have a pair and accept the match or not?
(After a few seconds, Terry grins to himself, letting out a small laugh before beginning to speak.)
Terry Chambers: Alright, fine. I accept your little challenge, but I just hope you realize that Bloodsport will be your funeral.
Darcy May Morgan: Yeah, sure. See you there.
(Darcy smiles, seemingly happy to have a big match set at Bloodsport, before she finally begins to head off. Terry turns his attention back to Sofia, but before they can proceed with their interview, Darcy comes back into the camera’s view and hits Terry with the Cash in the Vault briefcase, immediately taking him to the ground, causing Sofia Clarke to quickly leave the area.)
James Peters: WAIT, WHAT!? DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST BLINDSIDED TERRY CHAMBERS! Terry is down! I think Darcy may have just knocked him out cold! Now this just isn’t right, someone needs to get back there and help Terry!
Rich Russillo: To be fair, Terry is a veteran at this point, he should’ve seen it coming! I don’t blame Darcy for wanting to take a little shot at her competition.
James Peters: What? She just attacked him from behind unprovoked, and now look!
(Darcy May Morgan walks over to Terry’s head, and raises her Cash in the Vault briefcase before slamming it down onto Terry’s head, doing so while laughing. As Terry seems to be completely defenseless. She raises the briefcase once again, before slamming it on Terry’s head one more time.)
Darcy May Morgan: “It’S yOuR fUnErAl”. How about, don’t diss Darcy, you loser.
(Darcy May Morgan begins to walk away from the scene, satisfied with what she did to the former Interwire Champion as Terry seems unresponsive for the most part.)
James Peters: That was just too far! What was Darcy thinking?
Rich Russillo: Terry will be fine, this is nothing he hasn’t dealt with before.
James Peters: Being repeatedly bashed in the head with something like the Cash in the Vault is no joke. Someone needs to check if he’s okay.
(The camera shows Terry Chambers on the ground, just barely beginning to stir as he holds his head, while Voltage begins to fade away from the backstage area.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie plays as the crowd comes to hush as this signifies the entrance of none other than the Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva. The arena has gone dark by now, and the echoing when the lone spotlight is shown. Now Minerva appears on stage, kneeling and licking her lips, looking around wearing her hat and glasses, carrying her gypsy chain and wearing a black jacket. She has the Universal Women’s Championship strapped around her waist. Although, the bandages she wears on her body are evident from her earlier confrontation with Dynasty elitist, Serena Bennett.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…She hails from The Florida Everglades…She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO POUNDS…She’s known as ‘THE GYPSY MOTH’…She’s the current REIGNING AND DEFENDING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…Please welcome….MINERVA!!!!!!!!
James Peters: If you tuned in early tonight the bandages Minerva is sporting right now come courtesy of an earlier confrontation against her opponent from Dynasty, Serena Bennett. This of course following the rather disgraceful and despicable actions of Minerva, exposing a piece of Serena Bennett’s past that we’d never previously known. Minerva has certainly taken things to new levels of depravity that nobody has against Serena, and she could pay for it all at Bloodsport.
Rich Russillo: Heavy is the head that wears the crown is something you will catch this woman saying so often, and you have to wonder with the way this violent turn of events keeps raising a level up each time just how much of a dangerous game these two ladies are willing to play right to the bitter end?
(Suddenly the mysterious Mr. Gunari walks out, carrying a black rose. Minerva slowly looks around with a smile on her face before crawling a little and slowly standing on her two feet where Mr. Gunari places the rose in her mouth. The crowd buzzes, a mixture of boos and cheers as they stare at the bandages that cover the wounded areas of Minerva’s body, and to this reaction Minerva surprisingly begins to laugh it up like it’s nothing before looking around wide-eyed and making her way to the ring. She stops and gets close to some of the fans before backing up and licking her lips again. She stops and turns to the rampway where she points to the ceiling, her eyes roll to the back of her head, not moving, making the signal of the cross as Mr. Gunari nods. Minerva starts to laugh before she skips down to the ring and hops on the apron, hanging upside down on the ropes for a moment as the crowd continues to give a mixture of boos and cheers.)
Persephone: Does she even know she’s hurt? If I’ve just gotten cut by a bitch I’d be medically be taking the night off to heal up properly. But maybe I’m just wanting this match not to actually happen too? No. That is what it is.
James Peters: That is a good point. Perhaps the marks made earlier by Serena Bennett aren’t as bad, but the Universal Women’s Champion took one hell of a beating. She most definitely is not one hundred percent. She apparently has wanted this kind of competition like what she has with Serena Bennett for a long time, and now she’s getting it.
(Minerva is shown stepping through the ropes that are being held by Mr. Gunari. Minerva now stands in the middle of the ring, looking around before walking to the corner and learning against the turnbuckle in a seated position, taking off her hood to reveal more bandages and the bruises on her face, but almost completely dismissing this and licking her lips with a smirk on her face, waiting for the matchup to begin, while Mr. Gunari steps outside in her corner, holding the rose.)
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef replaces ‘Children of The Son’ and the social distanced crowd has a mixture of cheers and jeers for the one known as ‘BULLET PROOF SOSA’. SOSA Henderson makes his way out on the stage in his usual ring gear, donning dark son glasses. He takes a moment to take everything in. He seems pretty at home on his new brand of Voltage. Soon he begins slowly making his way down the ramp.
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent…He hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…He weighs in at ONE HUNDRED NINETY ONE POUNDS…He’s known as ‘BULLETPROOF’….He is…SOSA!!!!!! HENDERSON!!!!!
James Peters: Last week on this very program, it was SOSA Henderson who arrived on the scene getting bombarded, if not mobbed, by the paparazzi who wanted to get their moment with the man known as BULLETPROOF. SOSA came in the ring and made it clear that while he did fail at Pain For Pride, he had every intention of taking Voltage by storm and becoming a champion once again!
Rich Russillo: But you know what they say, the more the merrier. That’s when the man known as the GOAT, a man that was a part of this year’s highly esteemed Hall of Fame class of 2020 in Ahren Fournier. Ahren took exception to the idea of SOSA getting more attention than Ahren, and that he didn’t understand why this was the case. Ahren eventually got to insulting SOSA Henderson and SOSA’S mentor HBB. This led to a physical altercation, which ended with Ahren getting embarrassed. You have to expect Ahren will have revenge on his mind somewhere down the line.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: This match is underway, but after what we saw last week from Minerva in her match against Ahren Fournier it makes you wonder just how someone like SOSA Henderson will do against her. She’s gotta be extra triggered after what happened earlier in yet another physical confrontation with Serena Bennett which was a direct retaliation for what Minerva did on Dynasty.
Rich Russillo: She’s all cut up, fresh wounds and all but she’s here. SOSA Henderson has certainly had his moments from time to time in his career, and this week is his first in-ring performance since Pain For Pride. Minerva sent a message last week. This week she could do a whole lot more depending on her mood, I suppose.
(Minerva finally slowly rises from her corner only to take a step forward only then to drop back down to all fours as she stares up at SOSA Henderson. The bandages on her arms and her face are obviously there to cover up the wounds where Serena attacked her. But for the moment she seems unfazed by it all. She begins to crawl toward him in a seductive manner, and then licks her fingers and works her tongue around.)
Persephone: What’s the redhead doing exactly? She’s already creeping me the fuck out with whatever she’s doing down there. She’s been sliced the fuck up, and she’s still giving this dude the action?
(SOSA, who still dawns his black sunglasses slowly raises them up to see clearly Minerva, which he gives a somewhat confused expression, but eventually nods his approval while mouthing “Not bad, not bad at all” before taking them off and setting them off to the corner.)
James Peters: Well, certainly SOSA Henderson is keeping a good distance from Minerva, knowing full well of what she’s been up to lately that she’s not someone that he wants to end up on the receiving end of.
Rich Russillo: Right. He has every right to feel that way, even though he likes what he sees. SOSA is nobody’s fool. He knows a good deal of women in his time, which possibly puts Minerva on his menu but certainly not as the main course.
James Peters: Indeed. These two are now circling the ring. Now both SOSA and Minerva appear to be ready to lock up, and they do! And it’s Sosa with the early advantage with a wristlock, but Minerva quickly reverses and transitions behind SOSA Henderson and puts him in a waistlock!
(Minerva is shown freeing the waistlock slightly and using a hand to caress the butt cheek of SOSA Henderson from behind.)
Persephone: Well, that’s something I don’t see everyday! I wonder what she calls that!?? The love rub? Is she going to give him a happy ending too? I honestly wish I could do that for my Rexy!
James Peters: As one might expect SOSA easily maneuvers out of the hold that Minerva released and now has Minerva another wristlock bringing Minerva down to a knee. SOSA puts some extra torque behind it, giving Minerva a piece of his mind it seems as well.
SOSA Henderson (off mic): Minerva, I love ya sis, but you don’t look like gold and imma get me this “W” tonight.
Rich Russillo: Look at the flexibility of this woman! She just reversed SOSA Henderson again and this time she puts some torque of her own into the hold by hopping up and forcing Sosa down to the canvas!
James Peters: She’s still got the wristlock applied, except now it’s more like a full on armlock from the sitting position! Look at that! Minerva just licked the hand of SOSA! She’s definitely up for some mind games this week, but SOSA is already back at it trying to rise back up with the hold still applied. Minerva tries transitioning to the leg but Sosa puts a boot to the backside of Minerva and shoves her off!
Rich Russillo: A butt for a butt, I guess. Both competitors certainly have their own way of expressing themselves. Freedom of expression, right?
James Peters: Look at Minerva in the corner. She’s as relaxed as can be, and that’s gotta bother SOSA Henderson at least a little bit. Now SOSA moving in on Minerva, and the Gypsy Moth begins to move in as well, OH! A slap to the face of SOSA Henderson! Now bicycle kick by the Universal Women’s Champion that staggers Hollywood SOSA! Now Minerva grabbing a handful of SOSA’s and she looks to send SOSA crashing face first into the corner, but SOSA Henderson blocks the attempt! SOSA reverses the momentum and sends Minerva to the corner and now sends a hard side kick to the midsection of Minerva! Now Minerva throws a punch that’s caught by SOSA, and SOSA twists that arm and now a high kick to the elbow-forearm area! Just slowly working her over, and now a snapmare by SOSA that brings Minerva down to the canvas!
Persephone: At least he looks somewhat like he knows what he’s doing out here, but I still don’t see what the ladies see in him, especially by comparison to my sexiest Rexiest man alive, and the EAW Champion!
Rich Russillo: It’s heating up, that much is for sure. Certainly SOSA Henderson was able to take notice of what Minerva managed to do against a Hall of Famer like Ahren Fournier and he doesn’t look to be just another victim to this woman, he’s here to fight!
James Peters: That he is, Rich. But he’s gotta stay on her! Minerva rolls through, she slipped out of that predicament and now she runs to the ropes, but SOSA has the same idea and a shoulder block by SOSA that tackles Minerva to the canvas and now the cover by SOSA! NO! Minerva rolls out of the ring to the outside! SOSA looks to give close follow but Minerva was anticipating it and trips SOSA up and pulls him out of the ring under the bottom rope. A couple of stiff forearms delivered by Minerva just connected to the temple area of SOSA Henderson! SOSA is staggered by those blows! Minerva now grabs ahold of SOSA! She’s got his arms locked in, now she’s connecting with these vicious headbutts on SOSA! SOSA is trying to recover! Minerva now…is she licking his lips??
Rich Russillo: It looks like a full on kiss to me, and SOSA’s not trying to escape though, he’s grabbed Minerva in closer instead! What’s he doing here!!?? He’s grabbed her up in almost a love bearhug!! Could we be seeing the first love making wrestling match!!??
James Peters: I highly doubt that, because look at this! I think SOSA had a plan all along! He just rammed the back of Minerva’s back and head into that ringpost! Minerva lets go of SOSA Henderson, and now with the referee’s count up to six SOSA rolls Minerva back into the ring and now he’s going for the first cover of the match! SOSA’s looking to steal the match!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!
Persephone: Damn! This bitch really just kicked out!!?? This street thug doesn’t seem so tough to me if he can’t put away this overhyped goth bitch!!
James Peters: That was close enough, SOSA was clearly playing his own mind games by pretending to play along with Minerva, but Minerva is the Universal Women’s Champion for a reason. She figured a way to kick out. But now SOSA Henderson sending Minerva off the ropes and coming back she manages to hold on to the ropes! SOSA rushes her, but she anticipated it with a well placed sidekick that sends SOSA reeling back! SOSA charges again though, and a SPINEBUSTER by Minerva instead and that puts SOSA down! Minerva drops down and hooks the leg!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!..
Rich Russillo: I’m sure she knew that was not going to be enough to put away BULLETPROOF SOSA Henderson! Minerva has SOSA Henderson back up to his feet and she looks to send him off to the corner turnbuckle and he obliges her but he avoids the oncoming contact from Minerva by leapfrogging her efforts and now Minerva is the one in the corner! SOSA goes for a wild clothesline attempt that’s avoided by Minerva! Minerva has SOSA from behind! She’s looking to dump on his back! Release German suplex! NO! SOSA lands on his feet! SOSA going for a spear! But Minvera avoids the contact! Now Minerva charges in but is met with a roundhouse kick that sends her to a knee! Superkick to the skull of Minerva to follow up by SOSA! ‘BULLETPROOF’ SOSA for the pin!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!..
Persephone: These two are starting to get on my nerves to be quite honest! After swapping spit a minute ago, you have to figure these two are up to more antics!
James Peters: I’m not so sure you can call them antics at this point, Seph, both of these competitors are downright going at each other right now. SOSA has Minerva up and he’s looking for the brainbuster, but Minerva is gouging SOSA Henderson’s eyes! Now she’s managed to transition on to the back of SOSA Henderson! Now she’s trying to duplicate what she did last week with Ahren Fournier! Minerva is poking at SOSA’s eyes! SOSA is trying to get her off his back!
Rich Russillo: And rightfully so, he’s got absolutely no advantage this way! You see that with the way he’s looking for the ropes, he’s trying to find the ropes! He finds them finally, but Minerva has found her footing on the apron! Vicious forearm by Minerva that sends SOSA Henderson back! Minerva is back in and she’s going for the roll up!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!..
James Peters: She’s got the tights! And the referee seems to take notice of it and doesn’t seem to matter as SOSA was able to kick out. Minerva is now in the face of the referee trying to intimidate him. This is giving SOSA plenty of time to recover. SOSA does just that and rolls back to his feet and springs up to the top rope. Minerva turns to see SOSA Henderson on the top rope! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON THAT SENDS MINERVA FLYING ACROSS THE RING!! Minerva smartly rolls out of dodge to the floor, but SOSA doesn’t appear to be done as he bounces off the ropes! Once again Minerva turns to see the oncoming SOSA Henderson! SOSA IS GONNA FLY!!! OVER THE TOP ROPE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA CONNECTS!!
Rich Russillo: The man known as Bulletproof certainly showing how much he wants to start the season out on the right foot! He’s claimed he’s the brightest star and definitely has to prove that for a whole year on this brand! The referee starts his count. Can both of these highly regarded elitists recover in time is the question. That was quite a chance taken by SOSA!
Persephone: That wasn’t a chance, that was just dumb! My Sexy Rexy doesn’t take chances like that which is why you don’t see him laying out on his back this long! Can’t wait to see my Rexy real soon!
James Peters: The count by the referee is up to five now. Neither competitor has stirred, but they’d better start or else they will be counted out of this contest. SOSA and Minerva both begin to move now. They’re crawling toward the ring, SOSA has grabbed onto the apron. The referee has reached eight! Minerva has reached the apron as well! The count is now nine! Both competitors make it just in time! SOSA is the first to his feet! Minerva looks to meet SOSA! STOLE YO BITCH! NO! MINERVA AVOIDS IT AND SHOVES SOSA OFF!! THE DEVILS TOUCH!! NO!!! SOSA SWINGS THE LEG OF MINERVA! CROSSFACE!! SOSA HENDERSON HAS THE CROSSFACE LATCHED ON!! BUT MINERVA HAS HER FEET TANGLED IN THE ROPES! MINERVA WITH HELP FROM THE ROPES HAS REVERSED THE CROSSFACE! SOSA’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…TH-
Rich Russillo: Narrow escape by SOSA! Minerva nearly stole the match! Now Minerva is up and she’s violently stomping at the open body area of SOSA! Shots to the ribs and back area over and over! Minerva jerks SOSA to his feet, clearly she has plenty of thoughts floating through her head right now! SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE INVERTED FACE LOCK!! I THINK SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE TWILIGHT!! SHE’S LOOKING TO TURN SOSA BUT SOSA BREAKS FREE! SOSA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! MINERVA TRIES TO TAKE HIS HEAD SOSA’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT LARIAT, BUT SOSA DUCKS IT! SOSA GOES FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER BUT MINERVA IS TOO QUICK!! SCISSOR KICK BY MINERVA CONNECTS!! SOSA FALLS BACK TO THE ROPES!! THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!! SHE GOT HIM THIS TIME!! SOSA LOOKS OUT OF IT AND MINERVA DROPS DOWN AND HURRIES TO HOOK THE LEG!!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THRE-
James Peters: SOSA Henderson kicks out and Minerva doesn’t like it! She is back to trying to intimidate the referee! She shoves the referee telling him to do his job, but SOSA with the roll up pin!
Ref: ONE!!!…TW-
Persephone: Honestly!!?? A roll up?? Weren’t we just discussing this weeks ago and this is literally the most boring way to win a match!!?? Remember how that blonde bimbo kept winning against my Rexy that way, and how he got her back in the most thrilling way possible!!? By making her shut her stupid face with a go to sleep submission!!?? I do, so really a roll up is not going to work here!
James Peters: And both competitors are back to their feet but a short arm clothesline by Minerva takes SOSA back down! Now closed fist punches being delivered by the Universal Women’s Champion, and she’s absolutely relentless now! SOSA having trouble covering up, but he manages to use his strength to flip Minerva over and through! Both competitors back up, and SUPERKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON SENDS MINERVA REELING BACK INTO THE ROPES! SOSA FOLLOWS UP WITH ROLLING THUNDER AND CUTTER COMBINATION!! MINERVA IS DOWN!! SOSA WITH A COVER!!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THR-
Rich Russillo: Minerva is able to shoot a shoulder off the canvas! SOSA a bit surprised, but looks to go back to work on Minerva! SOSA sends Minerva off the ropes and catches her coming back! SOSA had Minerva he’s going for a jumping dd-MINERVA ESCAPES! MINERVA SENDS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF SOSA! SHE PICKS SOSA UP! SHE HAS HIM UPSIDE DOWN! SHE’S LOOKING END THIS! TPK TIME!!!
James Peters: NOT JUST YET! SOSA USED HIS MOMENTUM TO REVERSE IT! NOW HE HAS MINERVA IN HER OWN MOVE THE TPK!!! HEADBUTT TO THE SOSA’S FAMILY JEWELS!! SOSA RELEASES MINERVA AND SHE FALLS TO THE CANVAS! BUT SHE’S QUICKLY BACK UP AND SOSA IS STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THAT HEADBUTT BY MINERVA DOWN THERE! MINERVA NOW GRABS SOSA UP AND SHE HAS HIM! SHE’S GOING FOR HER NEW MOVE! SHE CALLS IT ATLAS FALLS! SHE HAS HIM UP!
Rich Russillo: NO SHE DOESN’T!! SOSA FIGHTS OUT!! STOLE YO BITCH!! THE FACE LOCK CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE!! NOT A CHANCE!! MINERVA JUST SHOVED SOSA HENDERSON WITH ALL SHE HAD RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE AND BOTH COLLIDE IN THE CORNER! SOSA FALLS KNEES DRAPED ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT THE REFEREE IS STUNNED!
James Peters: SOSA IS TRYING TO RISE BACK TO HIS FEET BUT MINERVA, BEATEN, BATTERED, BRUISED, WOUNDED AN ALL IS RIGHT THERE TO MEET HIM! FROM BEHIND MINERVA’S TRYING TO POKE AT THE EYES OF SOSA HENDERSON!
Minerva (off mic): My Heaven…YOUR HELL, SOSA!!
James Peters: MINERVA DID THIS LAST WEEK WITH AHREN FOURNIER, BUT SOSA IS FIGHTING HER OFF! HE USES HIS MOMENTUM TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE BACKS THEM BOTH INTO THE CORNER AT FAR SIDE OF THE RING! BACK ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF MINERVA! ANOTHER ELBOW! SOSA THROWS MINERVA TO THE CANVAS!!
Rich Russillo: SOSA IS LOOKING TO END IT!! THERE’S COMMOTION COMING FROM THE CROWD! SOSA HAS MINERVA RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HER!! HERE WE GO, PAID IN-WAIT A MINUTE! SOSA TURNS AROUND TO SOMETHING PULLING AT HIS BOOT! IT’S CANDICE! CANDICE BLAIR, WHO WAS HUMILIATED EARLIER IN THE NIGHT BY SOSA HAS NEUTRALIZED HIM!
SOSA Henderson (off mic): Bitch, have you lost yo damn mind!!?? You better let go!
Candice Blair (off mic): You went too far, Sosa. I’m not a bitch, but I hear paybacks are!
Persephone: What’s her plastic ass doing out here?? Does she even work here??
James Peters: THAT’S CANDICE BLAIR! SHE WAS HERE EARLIER ON IN THE SHOW, AND SOSA GOT THE BETTER OF HER! NOW IT LOOKS LIKE CANDICE TOOK SOME SERIOUS EXCEPTION TO IT AND IS MAKING HERSELF KNOWN! MINERVA IS BACK UP! SOSA GETS FREE! PARADISE LOST TO SOSA HENDERSON!! THE INVERTED FACE LOCK, MINERVA SWINGS THE LEG TO COMPLETE IT AND NOW GOES FOR THE COVER ON SOSA HENDERSON!!! THIS ISN’T HOW THE ENDING SHOULD GO!
(Candice is shown storming back up the ramp not even turning to see the end because she did what she came to do. The referee is finally stirring and slides over a few inches to slap the canvas.)
ONE!!!………TWO!!!………THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The Referee signaled for the bell but was hardly in any shape to stand on his own at the moment. However, instead it’s Mr. Gunari who helps up the Universal Women’s Champion, hands her the Universal Women’s Championship as ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ starts up again, and then helps Minerva to a standing position. SOSA Henderson is shown laid out)
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match by pinfall…. MINERVA!!!
Persephone: IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME! IF THAT MATCH HAD GONE ANY LONGER I WOULD’VE INTERFERED AND ENDED THE THING MYSELF! NOW WE CAN MOVE ON TO MORE EXCITING AND INTERESTING PARTS OF THE SHOW!
James Peters: A highly competitive match had quite a controversial ending to say the least. Minerva came into this bout quite battered and beaten from her confrontation with Serena Bennett earlier in the evening that left her bandaged up from the slash marks left by Serena after using sharp glass, but she still brought what she had. SOSA Henderson was looking to get his season off the ground the right way, but unfortunately due to his own confrontation earlier in the night with Candice Blair, it was Candice who got her revenge in the end.
Rich Russillo: SOSA had it coming, if you asked me. He has humiliated Ahren Fournier already the week before, and now Candice tonight. Things are really heating up though, and I’m looking forward to seeing how things play out going into Bloodsport. It seems to get messier each week. Makes you wonder what’s next!
James Peters: There’s no doubt both left everything out there. Minerva was up to her cheap tactics again, but Sosa Henderson was able to hang in for the most part. There was several instances when this match could have been done, but both sides showed why they are formidable opponents to begin with, but tonight your winner is ‘The Gypsy Moth’ and Universal Women’s Champion… Minerva!
(The final shot shows Minerva paused on the ramp, and then holding up her Universal Women’s Championship over her head as SOSA Henderson is shown barely stirring, holding the back of his head as the shot goes to black.)
(Commercial for the Bozo Victims Unit summer camp, starring Showdown’s Shaker Jones. Send your kids here for the summer and teach them how to NOT be a dickeater!)
(Voltage fades back to the arena, and Bella Braxton is in the ring preparing to announce the final match of the night.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Please welcome the EAW Champion, REX MCALLISTER!!!
(‘Alive’ by P.O.D hits, and after a few moments Rex McAllister walks out to the stage with his Tag Team Championship around his waist and his EAW Championship on his shoulder. The socially distanced crowd is cheering as Rex makes his way around the ring, making it to the commentary table, purposefully sitting on the side furthest from Persephone as he puts on one of the commentary headsets.)
Persephone: REXY, you should sit next to me!
Rex McAllister: I’ll pass. I’m here to watch the match, I don’t need you bothering me.
James Peters: Well Rex after what happened earlier tonight, I’m surprised you’re out here at all to be honest.
Rex McAllister: I’m fine, don’t worry. I wasn’t going to miss out on this match.
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits, and the small crowd immediately begins to boo as Myles makes his way out to the stage. He doesn’t pay any attention to the fans, and as soon as he walks down the ramp, he makes sure to walk around the ring over to where Rex is. He doesn’t say a word, but instead just looks right at him for a few seconds before sliding into the ring, continuing his entrance as usual.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 227 pounds…. MYYYYYLLLEEESSSSS!!!!!!
James Peters: Well in case anyone missed what I was referring to, at the start of Voltage it was revealed that Myles would be facing Rex McAllister in a Sadistic Madness match. Myles seemed happy with that news, but afterwards he went and actually attacked Rex McAllister, hitting him in the face with the EAW Championship.
Rex McAllister: He actually busted my nose with that. It won’t happen again.
Rich Russillo: I don’t know, I wouldn’t be so sure to be honest. Myles has been on an amazing run since returning.
Persephone: Don’t even suggest that the Kangaroo over there is gonna be the one to dethrone Rexy.
Rich Russillo: :whoa: I’m just saying! Myles has a very good chance!
(As Myles gets in his corner, ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac hits, prompting the crowd to begin cheering as loud as they can. After a few moments, the lowrider appears, and everyone knows what that means. TLA steps out of the lowrider with a smile on his face, and he begins making his way to the ring, clearly confident in his chances despite his ongoing beef with Malcolm Jones.)
James Peters: And here comes a former World Heavyweight Champion and the most recent person to get on Malcolm Jones’ bad side, TLA!
Rex McAllister: This is one of the many men I’d love to face this season. TLA is an incredible competitor, so this should be a pretty good fight.
Rich Russillo: You’re not wrong there Rex, though I don’t think TLA will win this one. Myles has been on an unstoppable run. Nobody has been able to actually pin or submit him, I don’t see that changing tonight.
James Peters: If anyone is capable of changing it, I’d say TLA would be the one to be honest. TLA might be one of the greatest Elitists we have on the entire EAW roster, I think he has what it takes.
Persephone: I think that arguing about this is pointless and stupid. Nobody cares about Myles and TLA isn’t good at literally anything, let’s just get this over with already.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Here we go! Our second Voltage main event match of the season, and it’s definitely a big one! Myles and TLA, two of the brightest stars we have here! It looks like the two aren’t wasting any time here, as they’re immediately going for the lock up! Myles is quick to take TLA down with a snapmare, but before he could go in for what looked like a rear chinlock, TLA got to a knee and swept Myles’ legs! Myles is down and now TLA goes for a grounded headlock, but Myles wraps his legs around TLA’s neck to escape the headlock!
Rex McAllister: TLA needs to get out of that one fast.
Rich Russillo: TLA manages to escape that hold from Myles, and Myles kips back up to his feet as TLA gets back up as well! TLA and Myles now locking up once again, but Myles is able to power TLA into the corner! Myles holding TLA there for a few seconds until the referee is forced to begin his count… But Myles backs off before he could even start it- JUST TO HIT TLA WITH A HUGE KNIFE EDGE CHOP! TLA stumbling out of the corner- BEFORE HITTING MYLES WITH A CHOP OF HIS OWN!
Persephone: Oh God, please don’t tell me this is what we’re doing. Myles just hit another chop, can that like give TLA a heart attack so we can call the match off now? Guess not, TLA just tried to hit another one of his own, but Myles actually managed to catch his hand before kicking him in the midsection. This better be whatever he calls that stupid finishing move- nope. He was setting up for a suplex or something but TLA kneed him in the head before landing back on his feet. TLA now is charging in, and it looks like he tried a big boot which should’ve taken Myles’ head off, killing him and in the process stopping the match, but Jamie’s long lost son moved out of the way.
James Peters: Myles just grabbed TLA from behind, and it looks like he went for a german suplex but TLA was able to flip out of it! Myles getting back up and turning towards TLA- JUST TO BE MET WITH A HURRICANRANA SENDING HIM ACROSS THE RING! Myles is a very talented man and quite possibly the next EAW Champion, not that he cares, but TLA is someone that’s already been World Champion! TLA has done it all, and I’m sure this will be one of the tougher matches for Myles as he gets back up, stumbling into the corner!
Rich Russillo: You might be right about that. TLA might be one of EAW’s most accomplished Elitists ever, but Myles doesn’t care about stuff like that, and quite possibly for good reason too, especially if he’s able to get that win over TLA tonight. Anyways, TLA is charging in now as Myles slowly begins to stir- AND MYLES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS TLA ATTEMPTED A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! Myles quickly picking TLA up, AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A SNAKE EYES!
Persephone: Great, now end the match! END IT! FINISH THE MATCH! YES! MYLES RUNNING THE ROPES AS TLA STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HE HITS A BICYCLE KICK! TLA IS DOWN, NOW PIN HIM MYLES! PIN HIM! FINISH THE MATCH- Why is Myles letting him get back up? Um??? Is Myles stupid? TLA is awful Myles clearly has the match won already and he’s not even trying to pin him. See this is why I can’t stand the people around here. Clearly my beautiful Rexy is the only one with a brain.
Rex McAllister: Persephone didn’t I tell you already? Boundaries.
Persephone: And I said no didn’t I?
James Peters: Well Persephone if you ask me, I think Myles just hasn’t finished having his fun yet. Since returning Myles has never been someone to try and end a match early, I see no reason why he’d suddenly start trying it tonight. TLA is slowly getting back up, and Myles just has his arm out- and I think he’s offering to let TLA get a free shot in! TLA clearly a bit annoyed as it’s clear Myles is mocking him by doing this, AND NOW TLA GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT MYLES DUCKS IT! MYLES NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, BUT TLA SLIDES UNDER HIS LEGS! MYLES BOUNCING OFF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF THE ROPES, AND TLA CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK!
Rich Russillo: Myles is able to roll back to his feet, but in the process he stumbles back into the ropes! TLA taking charge though, AS HE SENDS MYLES OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! The crowd cheering as TLA regains the upper hand, but it doesn’t look like TLA plans to stop there! No, instead it looks like he’s pumping himself up while Myles gets back up! TLA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES BEFORE MYLES COULD GET BACK INTO THE RING, AND HE TAKES MYLES OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! TLA IS ON FIRE HERE, AND IF MYLES WANTS TO GET BACK INTO THIS HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING FAST!
Persephone: Or… Or, just hear me out… He could just give up and let TLA pin him. I mean he already has an EAW Championship match against the best wrestler ever, who cares about TLA??
Rex McAllister: You really don’t understand Myles, do you?
Persephone: I don’t want to understand him. After all, anyone that willingly challenges Rex McAllister is clearly mentally unstable and quite possibly suicidal. How do you people even take this guy seriously? He’s ridiculous.
James Peters: Alright Persephone. Anyways, TLA has rolled Myles back into the ring, but instead of following behind he’s climbing up onto the apron! TLA waiting for Myles to get back up and it doesn’t take very long for him to do so, AND NOW TLA GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA- WAIT! NO!! MYLES MANAGES TO HOLD TLA IN PLACE!! MYLES PICKING TLA BACK UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND NOW HE CHARGES INTO THE CORNER! I THINK HE’S LOOKING FOR A BUCKLE BOMB, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA GET I-
Rich Russillo: SUNSET FLIP BOMB BY TLA!! TLA NOW GOING FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH AND YOU HAVE TO WONDER IF THAT’LL REALLY BE ENOUGH TO FINISH THIS!
ONE! TW-
Rich Russillo: Nope! It wasn’t enough, Myles kicks out just before two! TLA now going for that rear chinlock hold, but it doesn’t look like Myles is in too much trouble, instead Myles is already finding his way out of this as he begins to get back to his feet! TLA tried to capitalize after Myles kicked out of the sunset flip bomb but things might actually be going wrong here as Myles is back to his feet!
Persephone: Ginger Jamie grabbed TLA by his neck and dragged him down with a snapmare. Myles now running the ropes- and I guess he was going for a running meteora but TLA moved out of the way. What TLA should be doing is going for another pin but he’s pretty stupid so of course he isn’t. Instead he’s pulling Myles up and he hit a deadlift german suplex but he’s making the same mistake that’s gonna end up costing him. Instead of pinning him he’s dragging Myles back to his feet! For what!?
James Peters: TLA grabbing Myles from behind, AND HE PULLS HIM IN FOR A RIPCORD- MYLES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! I don’t know what TLA was going for but it doesn’t matter now as Myles managed to counter it with a huge elbow strike! This match looks like it could be going either way, but what a performance this has been by Myles thus far! Myles now with a spinning kick to the midsection, and now he stomps onto TLA’s foot before backing up! RUNNING KNEE LIFT!
Rex McAllister: Nope, it didn’t connect! TLA managed to avoid the running knee, and now he hits Myles with a kick to the midsection of his own. TLA’s bringing Myles to the corner before running up the turnbuckles, and he plants Myles with a tornado DDT! That was an impressive move from TLA, Myles doesn’t look too good right now.
Rich Russillo: If TLA keeps this up he could be the first person to pin Myles since his return! Myles is holding his head while slowly getting back to his feet, but TLA doesn’t give him any time to try and recover as he immediately grabs him and irish whips him into the ropes! MYLES DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM TLA BEFORE RUNNING INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES! MYLES CHARGING IN AFTER BOUNCING OFF OF THEM- RIGHT INTO A HUGE BACK ELBOW FROM TLA! THAT ELBOW NEARLY TOOK MYLES’ HEAD CLEAN OFF, AND NOW TLA IS GOING FOR THE COVER! THAT COULD BE IT!
ONE! TWO!!
Persephone: Ugh, Myles pushes TLA off of him. I’m glad TLA’s actually trying to get the match over with, Myles clearly is defective or something. TLA is picking Myles back up now, but only to drop him with a body slam before climbing up to the top rope. I don’t know no care about what he’s going for, as long as this finishes the match I’ll be completely happy. Anyways Myles is still down so I guess this really is about to be the end of the match, thank God. TLA DIVING OFF THE TOP ROPE NOW, 420!!!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! MYLES MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! MYLES IS GETTING BACK UP NOW AND HE QUICKLY GRABS TLA FROM BEHIND WHILE PULLING HIM UP TO HIS FEET! MYLES NOW, WITH A RIPCORD JUMPING KNEE! MYLES JUST HIT THE RIPCORD KNEE AND TLA LOOKS OUT! THAT’S IT! THAT HAS TO BE IT, TLA LOOKS KNOCKED OUT! MYLES GOING FOR HIS FIRST COVER IN THE MATCH, AND THAT MIGHT BE ALL HE NEEDED!
ONE! TWO!! THRE-
James Peters: TLA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! TLA managed to kick out just before three, and it looks like Myles is glad he kicked out!
Rich Russillo: I have to say Rex, you’ve got one hell of a fight coming up at Bloodsport.
Rex McAllister: Trust me, I know, but I’m not going to let Myles take the EAW Championship from me. Myles is doing great as of right now, but this match isn’t over yet.
Rich Russillo: You’re right, in fact it might actually be far from over seeing the smile on Myles’ face. Myles is dragging TLA over to the ropes, and I don’t think I like this! Myles is tying TLA’s arms to the ropes, and I think we all know what follows this! MYLES NOW RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES AND BOUNCING OFF OF THEM, CHARGING RIGHT TOWARDS TLA-
Persephone: Just to get kicked in the face. Well that was a waste of time. All that work and TLA just used his feet to kick Myles away. Anyways TLA now is freeing himself from the ropes although he’s having a bit of trouble right now. I think TLA is finally free- BUT MYLES IS BACK UP, AND HE HIT TLA WITH A KNEE LIFT TO THE GUT! NOW PIN HIM MYLES! PIN HIM! THAT’S IT, TLA IS DONE FOR! JUST FINISH THE MATCH ALREADY- He’s not pinning him.
James Peters: Nope, instead he picked TLA back up, AND HIT HIM WITH A SECOND KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! MYLES NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE HITS TLA WITH A HUGE BICYCLE KICK THAT SENDS TLA OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE- WAIT NO! TLA IS STILL ON THE APRON! TLA HAS ACTUALLY MANAGED TO STAY ON THE APRON, AND HE HITS MYLES WITH A FOREARM JUST AS “THE MANIFEST” ATTEMPTED TO BRING HIM BACK INTO THE RING! TLA NOW WITH A SPRINGBOARD-
Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST SWEPT TLA’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! TLA JUST CAME CRASHING DOWN OUTSIDE OF THE RING! MYLES IS STILL INSIDE OF THE RING AND HE LOOKS PRETTY HAPPY WITH WHAT HE JUST DID AS TLA IS HURT! TLA is doing his best to get back to his feet, but it looks like that’s exactly what Myles wants! TLA is back up, AND NOW IT’S MYLES RUNNING THE ROPES, BEFORE SOARING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILO, TAKING OUT TLA ONCE AGAIN!! WHAT A MOVE BY MYLES- Wait, and now he’s coming over here!
Myles (Off-Mic): I hope you’re paying close attention.
Rex McAllister: I am, don’t worry about me.
Persephone: GET AWAY FROM HIM!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! GO FINISH YOUR MATCH ALREADY!!
(Myles doesn’t pay any attention to Persephone, and grabs TLA and rolls him back into the ring before walking back towards Rex.)
Myles (Off-Mic): Just remember what I did to you earlier, it’s going to be a thousand times worse at Bloodsport.
(Rex McAllister gets out of his seat, standing face to face with Myles.)
Rex McAllister: We’ll see about that.
Myles (Off-Mic): I guess we will.
Rex McAllister: You should worry about TLA. He’s your opponent right now.
James Peters: Myles reluctantly walking back to the ring before rolling back inside- CARTEL KICK BY TLA!! TLA JUST HIT THE CARTEL KICK WHICH CAUSED MYLES TO FALL ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! MYLES IS HANGING ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S EXACTLY WHERE TLA WANTS HIM! JUST LIKE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TLA’S TURNED THE TABLES ON THIS MATCHUP! TLA RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE HITS MYLES WITH THE 305!!! THE 305 CONNECTS AND MYLES IS DOWN! TLA NOW, WITH THE SPRINGBOARD SPLASH!! THAT’S IT!! THAT HAS TO BE IT, THIS MATCH IS OVER! TLA WINS!! THE COVER BY TLA!!!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! MYLES REALLY JUST KICKED OUT OF ALL OF THAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I can’t believe it, how on Earth did Myles kick out of that!?
Persephone: WHY did Myles kick out of that? Once again, does Myles really need this match? NOBODY ASKED TO SEE THIS! Why can’t Myles just throw the match so we can all just move on with our lives?
Rich Russillo: Well you know I’d never want to argue with you Persephone, but I don’t think someone like Myles would want to do something like that.
Persephone: Alright I get it I get it Myles is insane. Don’t need to remind me.
James Peters: TLA is struggling right now, he needs to think of something and fast. Myles just won’t quit here! TLA now is heading up to the top rope, and I think he’s getting ready for the end! BURNOUT BY TLA- WAIT NO! MYLES JUST GOT THE KNEES UP! MYLES JUST GOT HIS KNEES UP WHEN TLA JUST WENT TO TRY AND FINISH THE MATCH! HOW IS MYLES STILL IN THIS ONE!?
Rich Russillo: I honestly don’t get it! Myles is grabbing onto the ropes, trying to pull himself back up to his feet, meanwhile TLA is getting up as well while holding his back. TLA now charging in- AND MYLES LIFTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT TLA HANGS ONTO THE APRON AGAIN! MYLES SOMEHOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT TLA PULLS THEM DOWN AS HE CHARGED TOWARDS HIM! MYLES JUST SENT HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING THANKS TO TLA! MYLES IS ABLE TO GET BACK UP PRETTY QUICKLY AS HE DIDN’T SEEM TO HAVE A ROUGH LANDING, BUT TLA IMMEDIATELY LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE! ASAI MOONSAULT BY LA PANTERA SEXUA-
Rex McAllister: Uh oh, looks like he didn’t get it.
Persephone: Myles caught him. Myles just caught TLA right out of the air, and now he’s running towards the ring post- But TLA was able to slip out of Myles’ grasp and push him into it. Somehow TLA got the upper hand again, I don’t know how the kangaroo screwed that one up. Anyways TLA now is hopping up onto the ring apron before backing up, and I guess he’s gonna try that stupid thing people do where they run and then dive off of it- yep. He’s going for it. TLA is charging towards Myles, and he hits a divin-
James Peters: JUMPING KNEE BY MYLES!!! MYLES JUST HIT TLA WITH A KNEE RIGHT OUT OF MID AIR, AND I THINK TLA MAY BE OUT, BUT MYLES DOESN’T CARE, HE CLEARLY HASN’T FINISHED TORTURING TLA!! MYLES GRABBING TLA, AND HE SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS!!! TLA JUST BOUNCED RIGHT OFF OF THE PLEXIGLASS AND FELL ONTO THE FLOOR, HE HAS TO BE DONE FOR HERE! THERE’S JUST NO WAY HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONTINUE AFTER THAT! MYLES FINALLY TOSSING TLA BACK INTO THE RING, BUT HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, INSTEAD HE’S GOING UP TOP!
Rich Russillo: Myles is up on the top rope, and it looks like TLA might slowly be getting back to his feet which obviously is what Myles wants from the look of things! TLA is finally back on his feet, AND NOW MYLES GOES FOR A DIVING METEORA- BUT IT DOES NOT CONNECT!!! TLA MANAGED TO AVOID THE METEORA, BUT MYLES QUICKLY ROLLED BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET! MYLES TURNING AROUND- RIGHT INTO A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT, SENDING MYLES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! MYLES IS DOWN! MYLES IS DOWN HERE, TLA MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE THIS MATCH WON!
Persephone: Wow, how did the Kangaroo screw up that badly? He was in control like 5 seconds ago. That’s hilarious. Anyways, TLA is trying to set up for the Mexican Destroyer, but Myles managed to lift TLA over him I guess using everything he has left. TLA landed on his feet but Myles dropped down after that. I told him earlier he should just give up and now look. TLA is dragging Myles back to his feet- AND MYLES JUST UNKNOWINGLY PUSHED TLA INTO THE REFEREE! THE REFEREE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MYLES MAKING SURE THINGS WERE OKAY, AND AS TLA WAS PICKING MYLES UP MYLES JUST PUSHED TLA INTO HIM! WHY!?!? NOW THIS WILL NEVER END SINCE REFEREE’S ARE MADE OUT OF PAPER!
Rex McAllister: Well, this is usually the part where things start to get out of control.
James Peters: I think both men are just now realizing that the ref was taken out- BUT TLA IS QUICK TO CAPITALIZE AS HE IMMEDIATELY HITS MYLES WITH THE CARTEL KICK!! MYLES IS DOWN!! TLA JUST DROPPED MYLES WITH THE CARTEL KICK, AND NOW I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF FOR GOOD!! TLA IS HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND MYLES HAS NOT MOVED SINCE GETTING HIT WITH THE CARTEL KICK!!!
Rich Russillo: TLA HAS MADE IT UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IT!! TLA IS SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING BIG, THIS COULD BE THE END OF MYLES!!!
Rex McAllister: Wait, look up the ramp. Is that…
Persephone: Give me a break…
Rich Russillo: What is he doing here!?!?
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES JUST SHOVED TLA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!!! TLA IS DOWN!!! OH NO!! MALCOLM JONES JUST SHOVED TLA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, AND LOOK AT THAT!! MYLES IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AS IS THE REFEREE AS HE WASN’T HIT *THAT* HARD! MALCOLM IS GETTING BACK DOWN FROM THE APRON, AND I THINK HE MIGHT’VE JUST COST TLA THE MATCH!!!
Rex McAllister: Not like this.
Rich Russillo: DE FACTO!!! MYLES JUST HIT TLA WITH DE FACTO, AND I THINK THIS IS IT!! MYLES IS GOING FOR THE COVER, AND I THINK TLA IS OUT! THIS HAS TO BE IT, THERE’S JUST NO WAY HE’S KICKING OUT AFTER THAT FALL FROM THE TOP ROPE AND THE DE FACTO!!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…… MMMMMMYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
James Peters: What just happened!? Malcolm Jones really just cost TLA the match!? What a shame! This was looking like an amazing match even with what happened with the referee, but in the end Malcolm Jones just had to get involved, and in the end that allowed Myles to hit the De Facto and get the win, although I’m sure he’s not gonna appreciate how this one ended looking back.
Rich Russillo: He probably won’t, but in the end he still did win, right? It makes me wonder, Rex… Are you ready to defend your title against this man?
Rex McAllister: Of course I am-
Persephone: OF COURSE HE IS!!!! REX CAN DEFEAT ANYBODY!! REX WILL BEAT THE KOALA AND HE’LL BE EAW CHAMPION FOREVER!!
Rex McAllister:… Yeah, sure.
(‘Enemy Strike’ hits, and the small crowd immediately begins booing as much as they can, although some begin to chant Myles’ name solely to try and annoy him. Myles has his hand raised by the referee, but he doesn’t look too pleased as he notices Malcolm Jones walking up the ramp. It doesn’t take long for Myles to shift his attention elsewhere though, as he immediately looks towards Rex McAllister, which prompts Rex to get out of his seat. The two have a staredown, and the crowd begins to cheer as Rex raises the EAW Championship. The two begin trading words with each other as Voltage fades out for the final time of the night.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
