(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s episode is shown.)
(RECAP: The EAW World Champion, Andrea Valentine, kicked off Voltage in grand fashion. The bubbly blonde spoke to the EAW Universe about what went down on Grand Rampage and how she wasn’t about to dwell on it. Andrea talked about potentially facing Rex McAllister at Pain for Pride with the championship on the line, but she acknowledged that she would have to get through Fighting Spirit first. Andrea admitted that she was nervous about being in this position, because being able to main event the biggest show of the year as the world champion would mean the world to her, and as she inquired about who would be her final challenge on her way to the event, the theme music of Kassidy Heart hit. Kassidy would walk out and reassure Andrea she wasn’t on Voltage to take the EAW World Championship, but she did introduce the person who would be stepping up to the plate. The Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE, would come out and talk about how being the People’s Champion is important to him and that’s why he is going to be the one who ends Andrea’s championship reign and faces Rex at Pain for Pride. Andrea is not impressed with this and defiantly holds up the belt as Mr. DEDEDE and Kassidy leave the ring.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: Two talented Voltage newcomers picked up their first wins in singles action last week. One half of The Grand Athletes in Mark Macias took on The Woogieman, and he looked pretty impressive to say the least. Macias would defeat Woogie, and after the match, The Grand Athletes would beat down on Woogie to send a message to the rest of the Voltage roster. They would let it be known that at Fighting Spirit, they would be on the card one way or another, and that they would stamp their tickets to Pain for Pride to boot! The hard-working man known as Prince Wealthy was also in action. Maxwell took on SEBAS, and was able to capitalize on a missed opportunity from the high-flying Elitist. SEBAS would go for the shooting star press, but Maxwell would get his knees up, which would leave SEBAS in a world of hurt. Maxwell would be able to put the match away and pick up a much needed victory!)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The number contender for the Interwire Championship was determined in a match that pitted Colby Sol and Gavin McArdle against one another. McArdle was seemingly on a hot streak, having defeated Maxwell the week before, while Colby was still trying to digest the fact he was now in the service of Jesse Barlow. This match would deliver on every level, but with Jesse and his right hand, Hannah Marin, on commentary, it was no surprise to anyone that things would break down towards the end. Gavin would have the match won, but Hannah would provide a distraction that took Gavin’s attention away from the match, as well as the referee’s, and even Gavin’s manager, Damien, would get involved. All of that would allow Jesse the opportunity to slip into the ring and knock Gavin out with a pair of brass knuckles. Colby would be able to take advantage and get a huge first win under his belt.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The Specialists Champion, Darcy May Morgan, would make an appearance on Voltage, and she would talk about her hopes for Sarah Price actually giving her a challenge come Gateway to Glory. Darcy would go as far as offering to give Sarah a lesson in how to get the job done cleanly, instead of settling for botched wins thanks to outsider interference. Darcy would invite a Performance Center trainee to the ring and would literally defeat her in record time. The PC trainee would try and congratulate Darcy after the match, but Darcy would attack her. Sarah would make the save, and run Darcy off, and that would lead into Sarah’s match against the good doctor. Dr. Bethany Blue and Sarah Price would go at it in a hard fought, violent, bloody war. There is no denying that Sarah Price is every bit as good as people say she is, and the good doctor has more than proven herself on several occasions. Unfortunately the match would end thanks to Dr. Blue stooping to trickery. She would avoid a superkick from Sarah and roll her up, grabbing the tights, and stealing the win.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: Chris Elite would pull up to Voltage, looking to deal with some business that happened on Dynasty. The Jaded Hearts would challenge him to a match in order to try and get their Pain for Pride National Elite Championship match switched around. The Tag Team of the Decade for the 2010s clearly have their own individual reasons for not wanting to face one another, and the girls made sure to let Chris Elite know they doubted his ability to find a partner. Chris would come to the ring and use the Gawd Contract to make a match at Fighting Spirit featuring the Blicky Boyz taking on the Jaded Hearts. Malcolm would come to the ring, obviously having his issues with being forced into a situation he wanted nothing to do with. Chris would inform Malcolm he would have no choice but to compete thanks to the power he holds, and Malcolm basically challenged him on that. Chris Elite would grow irritated and finally ask what Malcolm wanted to make sure he did his part at Fighting Spirit and Malcolm would tell Chris to make him the General Manager of Voltage next week!)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The in-ring action continued to be hot as several Elitists with an unclear path to Pain for Pride faced off. Ms. Extreme and Terry Chambers faced off once again, and this time it was Terry who would come out on top. He forced Ms. Extreme to pass out after a hard fought match between two competitors with championship aspirations. Jack Ripley would return to the ring, and he would take on Shawn Sturgis. While Ripley’s Fighting Spirit match is set in stone, whatever happens next isn’t very clear. He would look to impress against one of the hottest rookies in EAW in Sturgis. Sturgis would empty the tank against Ripley, and vice versa, but unfortunately the match would be lost once Jack’s sister, Jordie, decided to get involved. She would look to smash her own flesh and blood in the face with a chair, but would hit Sturgis instead, thus costing Sturgis the win.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The final matches of the night featured Raven Roberts taking on Charlie Marr, and the Champion’s Showcase match. Raven and Charlie would square off in a match that both would want to win. Ultimately, it would be Raven who had her hand raised, but probably not in the way she wanted. Malcolm would appear on the videotron right as Charlie had Raven right where he wanted her, and make his first match for Voltage. He would announce a handicap match to pit Charlie against three other competitors, and also state that Jordie would be suspended over the ring in a shark cage. Raven would take advantage of the distraction and finish off Charlie. For the main event, the EAW World Champion, the Interwire Champion, and the New Breed Champion went to war. Andrea, Consuela Rose Ava, and Jalyn Garcia would show up and show out, and leave no stone unturned in their quest to win this match. Jalyn would throw caution to the wind at the end, and attempt to put both Andrea and Consuela through a table with ‘Kings Regnum’. Turns out, Andrea would move at the last minute and somehow make her way back into the ring before the referee could hit 10 on his count!)
(The recap fades out and Voltage fades into an empty Performance Center. Bella Braxton is already in the middle of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome the acting General Manager of Voltage… MALCOLM JONES!!!
(“Scenario” by Pop Smoke begins to play across the PA system and an arrogant Malcolm Jones strolls out onto the stage.)
James Peters: Welcome everyone to another edition of Sunday Night Voltage! As you can see, public enemy number one, Malcolm Jones, is making his way to the ring!
Rich Russillo: That’s right, James! Our Voltage Elitists haven’t held back on how they feel about Malcolm’s match making this week. Thanks to the power of Chris Elite’s Gawd Contract, and the soon-to-be Hall of Famer’s need to have a tag team partner of face the Jaded Hearts at Fighting Spirit, Malcolm was granted the right to be act as the GM of Voltage for this week. I can’t wait to hear what he has to say once he’s inside the ring!
Persephone: I mean, I can. I don’t give a fuck what this bozo has to say! The only good thing that’s come out of all this fuckery is the fact Sexy Rexy is going to have a chance to beat the ugly out of Raven Roberts later on! I hope he puts that dumb cunt in the hospital!
James Peters: I highly doubt that he is going to maim his own wife.
Persephone: We’ll see!
(Malcolm is in the ring now, and he’s been given the microphone. He’s got a shit eating grin on his face, and rightfully so. He holds a lot of power right now and he still has the ability to shake things up.)
Malcolm Jones: Right. So I guess I pissed a few people off this week, huh?
(The former EAW World Champion shrugs.)
Malcolm Jones: I really wish I gave a fuck, but truthfully I don’t. Chris Elite, the same motherfucker who stays on my dick talking mad shit about how he supposedly made me, is the same little bitch who came crawling to me last week begging me to get into the ring with him and help him put two little entitled cacs in their place. He knows I’m hard on hoes, and don’t give a fuck who I manage to piss off or make quit in the process, and that’s the type of person he needs by his side for this fight apparently. The thing is, I’m not doing another man’s work for free and when I saw an opportunity to shake some shit up and throw Voltage into chaos, I took it. Mans got a Gawd Contract, might as well exploit that shit for my own use as well. Never thought I would be the type to get a little greedy after some power, but I gotta say, it felt damn good to go around, and do my own thing, and listen to the fuckin’ salt that came after the fact. My funny Valentine, Andrea, really seems to be angry at the fact I find her to be an extremely attractive woman and felt the need to share my admiration of her with the world. I’m sure the virgins and the neckbeards who’ve never left their ma’s basement such as the bookers over at those OTHER places, are actually pretty grateful that I exist for a change, because they’re about to have enough fapping material to last them until Cloud hides his dick again and starts bulldozing over more talented females to feed into a bull dyke lesbian fetish that is apparently a thing. There’s some fucking weirdos on the Internet, man.
(Malcolm shakes his head.)
Malcolm Jones: Quite frankly, I think my match making skills are pretty fantastic, and fuck anyone who has anything else to say. All these bitches decided to whine and cry this week, acting like we throwing it back to Empire or some shit. Let one of them come to me wanting a favor tonight. Just remember, y’all never wanted Malcolm Jones in power, so don’t bother coming to ask him for anything. You’ll get shot down real quick. Quicker than Charlie Marr will go down at Pain for Pride when I finally beat that little fucker’s ass in a match that he’s basically made his own. So many people want to know how Malcolm Jones really feels about competing in Barbed Wire Massacre, and truthfully, I don’t give a fuck about the stipulation. I’m not going to be an Andrea and be passive aggressive over the hand I’ve been dealt, because I got the mentality that I can win absolutely any match. That’s a REAL champion’s mindset. They know they’ve got the ability to wrestle and win any match, regardless of the stipulation or what’s on the line. I know I can beat Charlie at his own game, in his own preferred match, and somehow make every victory he’s ever had in the past look like child’s play. I’m that good, and everything I touch turns to gold. This microphone might as well be gold for as good as I look holding it. The truths I speak and what I stand for make a lot of inbreds shy away from me, and don’t think I haven’t noticed that either. The world hates to see a successful black man, who’s unafraid to speak his truths, and stand up for himself. It threatens y’all. I love it.
Malcolm Jones: So I came out here tonight, fully expecting to tease you people and make you think I had some Earth shattering announcement. Honestly, I don’t, because I wasn’t about to waste my time attending some boring fucking Zoom meeting during the week to discuss shows and Pain for Pride plans. Fuck outta here with that. I know what my Pain for Pride road looks like and that it will end with me in victory, but for everyone else? Nah. I don’t give a fuck about all that. The rest of you can rot, and I would be fine with that. But I will say that, I’ve decided to go ahead and continue using my power for the greater good, and next week’s Voltage main event is going to be a good ol’ fashion tag team match! On one side of the ring, we are going to have those two rejected bozos, Shawn Sturgis and Komatsu Ogawa, and on the other side of the ring, we are going to have the so-called ‘Straight Shooter’ Jack Ripley… and his partner will be… CHARLIE MARR!!!
James Peters: WHAT?!
Rich Russillo: This man really just teamed up Charlie Marr and Jack Ripley. That has disaster written all over it.
Persephone: Wow. That could not be more boring. Who in the bluest of fucks wants to see any of those people team together??
Rich Russillo: :lupe: We’ve been watching The Unique Ones work together for awhile now, my angel.
Persephone: DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION?!
(The camera takes another shot of Malcolm grinning. He’s very smiley tonight and showing off them pearly whites.)
Malcolm Jones: BUT WAIT! There’s more! I’ve appointed myself as the special guest referee of the match! I did such a fine job back at Shock Value, might as well dust off the stripes and do it again. It’s lit.
(Malcolm winks into the camera and signals for his music to hit. “Scenario” by Pop Smoke begins to play once again, and the acting General Manager pats himself on the back for a job well done.)
James Peters: In some alternative universe, you almost have to feel sorry for Charlie Marr. Everything he’s tried to build this season has started to crumble before his very eyes. Since Road to Redemption, it’s been one setback after another for Charlie, it doesn’t seem like things are going to get any better as we inch closer to Fighting Spirit and Pain for Pride.
Rich Russillo: Charlie made his bed earlier in the season, and now it’s all coming back around to bite him in the ass. They say karma is truly a bitch, and Charlie is finally getting a hefty dose of that.
Persephone: Wake me up when it’s time for Rexy. K. Thnx.
(Malcolm exits the ring, gloating into the camera about how amazing he is, and Voltage fades into a promotional ad for Gateway to Glory.)
(A promotional ad for the Dynasty exclusive free-per-view, Gateway to Glory, airs. See Drake King do double duty as he faces SOSA Henderson with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line. Also, Drizzy & Vizzy will defend the Unified Tag Team Championships against Fire & Ice! Those two matches, plus more, come to you live on free-per-view on May 16th, 2020.)
(Voltage returns and cuts back to the ringside area.)
(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi blasts through the empty PA as Dr. Bethany Blue comes out with Nurse Ranaanah Goldstein next to her. Bethany is dressed in a blue bikini with her logo and initials on it while pairing it off with her doctor coat and stethoscope, looking ready for this match. Despite this match being degrading, she is going to play along to Malcolm and his games. The Doc tells the Nurse that she’s got this match covered and tells her to go to the back. After a bit of hesitation, Ranaanah heads to the back, leaving Bethany to go to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A JELLO WRESTLING MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA…SHE IS…. “DOCTOR” BETHANY BLUE M.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: That is the ugliest bikini that I have ever laid eyes on. I feel like it’s cheap, but who am I to judge? Bethany Blue managed to get an impressive victory over Sarah Price, who is the number one contender for the Specialists Championship at Gateway to Glory!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue has been quite vocal about her performance at Grand Rampage, claiming it was one of the worst performances of her career so far! It seems to be on the back of her mind as she plans to pull all the stops to make sure that she defeats her opponent tonight.
James Peters: Bethany Blue has had her issues from Alexis Chambers from Showdown when it comes to the whole ordeal with PURE Champion, Jake Smith, but she seems pretty focused going into this match! Can you imagine if she defeats Andrea Valentine? That would boost the confidence of the Doc, which is something that she could use for the rest of the season!
(“Roll With Me.” by Charlie XCX replaces “Bad Medicine” as Andrea Valentine comes out in a baby pink bikini top, but with some daisy dukes shorts as the bottom. Andrea looks at the pool of jello in the middle of the ring with almost a disgust. She raises the EAW Championship above her head, making sure that Dr. Bethany Blue gets a good look on it.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA…SHE IS THE EAW CHAMPION…ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Andrea Valentine has a death sentence with Mr. DEDEDE at Fighting Spirit —
James Peters: Can you not say that? I think that people are underestimating Andrea Valentine when it comes to her title defense against the Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE! Andrea is no slouch and she’s managed to hold onto the title since Road to Redemption!
Rich Russillo: She’s been a bit frustrated about getting herself in situations where she seems to be outshined by her opponents and their rivalries with other people, but this seems to be the perfect match to get some attention on herself and let people know why she is the EAW Champion in the first place! Andrea is an amazing athlete! This match isn’t her ideal match, but she plans to make the most of it!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(With a pool full of strawberry jello standing in between them, Andrea Valentine and Dr. Bethany Blue are going to make the most out of this match up. This is nothing more than a match to degrade these two hard working women, who put their bodies in the line for the sake of our entertainment. Both of them are focused in making sure that they don’t succumb to the stereotypes of this match up by giving any of the men at home an opportunity to objectify and sexualize them in any sort of way. Instead, they will be focused on putting on an excellent performance on this edition of Voltage.)
James Peters: Both women are going to do what they need to do in order to avoid getting inside the jello.
Persephone: Boo! What’s the fun in that? Let me see someone duck each other’s head in the jello!
Rich Russillo: I wouldn’t be opposed to that, to be quite honest. :lupe:
James Peters: It seems like these two are going to have to wrestle around that jello, which means that the center of the ring is going to be limited, but I’m curious to see how creative Dr. Bethany Blue and Andrea Valentine can be! The two women are looking to lock up and this match is truly beginning! Both women are trying to push the other to the ropes, but neither wants to give up control to the other. After a while, it seems like Dr. Bethany Blue manages to push the EAW Champion to the corner! Bethany holds it there for a moment before slowly backing away from the corner with her hands up in defense, giving the champion some time to process whatever is going on. This match has barely begun, but Bethany is looking to make sure that the momentum stays with her.
Persephone: Andrea Valentine rushes towards Dr. Bethany Blue in order to lock up again, but it seems like the Doc took her vitamins this morning because she manages to push back Andrea to the corner with almost an ease.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, it’s totally vitamins that she’s on. :mjpls:
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue rushes towards Andrea Valentine with a flying forearm to the corner, knocking the EAW Champion forward, but Bethany gets Andrea in position before connecting with an exploder suplex! Andrea lies next to the pool of jello, but slowly gets to her feet, but Bethany manages to get the champion by her blonde locks before throwing her head first against the turnbuckle! Andrea manages to turn her body around before Bethany begins to stomp Andrea’s ribs! Bethany gets her boot and presses it against the face of Andrea Valentine! In this jello match, there’s going to be no disqualifications, so a simple five count isn’t going to stop Bethany!
Persephone: This isn’t the ideal match that Bethany had in mind when going up against Andrea, but she is looking to get as much wrestling in as possible before this match gets covered in jello. WELL, LOOK AT BETHANY! SHE APPLIES A TARANTULA ON ANDREA! ONCE AGAIN, IT SEEMS LIKE THE OFFICIALS WILL BE INCOMPENT IN THIS MATCHUP! ANDREA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS BETHANY HAS THIS HOLD LOCKED IN ON ANDREA! I SAY THAT ANDREA SHOULD JUST SUBMIT BECAUSE WE WOULD BE ONE STEP TO SEXY REXY DEMOLISHING THAT BIRD BITCH IN THE MAIN EVENT.
Rich Russillo: Nah, that’s not going to happen as Dr. Bethany Blue released the tarantula on Andrea Valentine! She flips herself over to ringside, landing on her feet in the process before pulling the champion by her ankles and pulling her to ringside! Bethany gets a hold of Andrea’s skull before throwing her head first to the ring post — WAIT! NO! ANDREA MANAGES TO STOP HERSELF FROM COLLIDING WITH THE RING POST! BETHANY RUSHES OVER TO THROW ANDREA TO THE RING POST, BUT ANDREA CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW, WHICH TAKES THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION BACK! ANDREA THROWS A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE, WHICH STAGGERS HER BACK! ANDREA THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH TO BETHANY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BACK KICK TO THE DOCTOR, WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO ONE KNEE! ANDREA FOLLOWS THAT WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI WHICH KNOCKS HER TO HER SIDE!
(Andrea Valentine pulls up the ring skirt and orders to look for a weapon. She finds the weapon that she’s looking for before pulling out a …)
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE HAS HER HANDS ON A KENDO STICK!
Persephone: So much for a jello match!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine gets the kendo stick and drives it against the back of Dr. Bethany Blue! ANDREA DRIVES THE KENDO STICK ONTO BETHANY’S BACK AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! THE DOCTOR IS IN AN ALL FOURS POSITION, TRYING TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH A KENDO STICK AGAIN, BUT ANDREA IS FOLLOWING HER, GETTING IN MORE KENDO STICK SHOTS TO BETHANY’S BACK! YOU CAN SEE THE WELTS BEGINNING TO SWELL UP ON BETHANY’S BACK! THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY TO LOOK AT IN THE MORNING! Andrea gets in front of Bethany, telling Bethany to get back to her feet! Slowly, it seems like Bethany is just doing that! I’m not sure if this is a wise thing for Andrea to do! You can’t give Bethany any opportunity to get to her feet!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue is slowly getting to her feet —
Persephone: BUT, ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGES TO STOP DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE STOMACH BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT TO HER BACK! DANG, ANDREA DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A HAPPY CAMPER THIS WEEK. NORMALLY, SHE GIVES ME THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE’S MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE HERE, BUT SHE’S ALL BUSINESS HERE TONIGHT. Andrea gets Bethany by her hair and throws her head first against the barricade! Bethany seems to be a bit dizzy, but she manages to get to her feet! Andrea connects with a cartwheel before nailing Bethany with an elbow shot to the face! Bethany stumbles forward, but Andrea follows that elbow shot to the face with a rolling snapmare! Andrea nails the Doc with a shoot kick to her back! Andrea gets in front of Bethany before nailing her with a knee strike! Bethany goes down! Andrea picks up Bethany into a seated position again before nailing her with another knee strike! This time, it takes her down for good!
Rich Russillo: I always dig this aggression from the EAW Champion! She may look nice and sweet, but she’s really someone that doesn’t take any prisoners in the ring! Going into the match, she wasn’t really the happiest about this match happening. It almost reminded her of those Stephon Hunte days on Empire. It’s like almost a war flashback with Andrea. :lupe: Andrea gets Bethany to her feet before rolling her back inside the ring! It seems like Andrea is going to go for the first pin fall in the match!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO —
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue manages to power through at two! No, I did not intend for any of that to rhyme! Andrea Valentine begins to apply a chokehold on Bethany! It seems like Andrea is looking to get a submission victory here! But, the Doc is going to make it difficult for the EAW Champion to do that! Instead, Andrea gets on Bethany’s back, looking to apply a sleeper hold on the former Interwire Champion! But, Bethany is using some of her strength to get back to her feet! Andrea begins to elbow Bethany’s right shoulder, hoping to keep the Doctor down, but it’s going to take a lot to keep Bethany down! Yeah, Andrea has had the upper hand in this match, but Bethany is a former Interwire Champion! She managed to hold onto the title for about five months. Despite how she’s managed to win some of her matches, there’s no denying that she is driven to be the best on Voltage! Bethany is shakingly getting back to a vertical base, but I don’t think that Andrea wants to release the sleeper hold off of her!
Persephone: Dr. Bethany Blue manages to get to her feet! She has her hands on Andrea Valentine’s hair! Like a ragdoll, Bethany manages to flip Andrea off of her! Still, it’s amazing to see that these two women haven’t made contact with that jello yet, but it also pisses me off because I wanna see someone covered in jello! Not because I’m like those neckbeards, but I wanna see women be embarrassed. Is that too much to ask for? :wow:
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine is clutching her back in pain, trying to get herself back to her feet, but Dr. Bethany Blue manages to pick up the champion off her feet and turns herself to the nearest corner! Snap suplex on Andrea, who lands harshly at the corner! Andrea clutches her lower back in pain and it seems like Bethany is back in this matchup for sure! BETHANY PICKS UP ANDREA TO HER FEET BEFORE DELIVERING A HARSH SLAP ACROSS ANDREA’S FACE! ANDREA CLUTCHES HER CHEEK IN PAIN, BUT BETHANY GETS ANDREA BY HER HAIR BEFORE IRISH WHIP HER TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! NO! ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGES TO STOP HERSELF FROM COLLIDING WITH THE POOL OF JELLO! BETHANY GOES AFTER ANDREA, BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW SHOT TO BETHANY’S FACE AGAIN! It was almost as harsh as the one that Bethany ate at ringside! Bethany staggers back due to the elbow, but Andrea pushes Bethany to the corner with a back kick! Andrea takes a step back before running towards Bethany in the corner and connecting with a meteora!
James Peters: Andrea Valentine manages to follow that up with a bulldog to Dr. Bethany Blue! Bethany’s face meets the mat! Andrea gets to her feet as she follows that up with a standing double foot stomp to Bethany’s ribs! That doesn’t seem to be quite pleasant at all! :lupe: Bethany is clutching her stomach in response to Andrea’s double foot stomp! Still, these two women are doing a fantastic job to avoid the pool full of jello! I thought that was going to be quite difficult for them to accomplish, but I’m surprised! Andrea gets to her feet before connecting with a knee drop to Bethany’s chest and it seems like that is enough to make Andrea go for the cover on the Doc!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO —
Persephone: Dr. Bethany Blue manages to get a shoulder up and sadly, this match continues! I’m already bored with this show and this is supposed to be the opening match up! Andrea Valentine gets to her feet as she’s demanding for Bethany to get back to her feet! Bethany begins to scramble up to her feet, but Andrea runs towards Bethany! LOVE HAZE — THE RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER LAYS OUT THE DOC! HURRY UP AND END THIS MATCH, ANDREA! THE SOONER THIS MATCH FINISHES, THE SOONER I CAN SEE MY SEXY REXY!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine goes to cover Dr. Bethany Blue, but Bethany manages to roll herself underneath the bottom rope and drops down to ringside! Andrea has an annoyed look on her face. It seems like she was aware that was going to be enough to put away Bethany, but the Doc has some excellent ring awareness! Rolling herself to ringside could have been something that saved Bethany from taking a loss! Bethany is crawling to all fours near our timekeeper’s area, but it seems like Andrea is refusing to have her time wasted! Yes, there may be no count outs in this match, but the more time that Bethany buys for herself, the more this match falls into her favor and that’s something that the EAW Champion cannot have! Andrea rolls herself out of the ring and goes to retrieve Bethany, who is at the timekeeper’s area looking for something! Andrea pulls Bethany away from the area —
James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE HITS ANDREA VALENTINE WITH HER STETHOSCOPE!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: How the fuck do you pronounce that word? :wtf:
Rich Russillo: The Doc is bringing her signature weapon into this match! Her stethoscope can be a lethal weapon when it needs to be! The force of the stethoscope was enough to stagger back the EAW Champion! DR. BETHANY BLUE TWIRLS THE STETHOSCOPE BEFORE HITTING ANDREA ON THE BACK WITH IT! BETHANY WACKS ANDREA WITH THE STETHOSCOPE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ANDREA SLOWLY GOES TO HER KNEES AS BETHANY BEGINS TO WRAP THE STETHOSCOPE AROUND ANDREA’S NECK! SHE’S CHOKING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THE EAW CHAMPION! :damn: Bethany Blue is ruthless at the moment! Bethany uses the stethoscope to get Andrea, but Andrea is trying to gasp for some air at the moment! Bethany seems to have a good hold on the stethoscope around Andrea’s neck before releasing the hold on her! ANDREA CONTINUES TO GASP FOR AIR, BUT BETHANY DOESN’T GIVE ANDREA ANY TIME TO BREATH AS SHE PUSHES ANDREA, SO THAT SHE COLLIDES WITH THE RING POST!
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF THAT RING POST! IT WAS SOMETHING THAT DR. BETHANY BLUE WANTED TO DO EARLIER IN THE MATCH, BUT ANDREA MANAGED TO STOP HER! MAN, I THINK THAT ANDREA MAY BE OUT OF IT AT THE MOMENT, BUT BETHANY ROLLS ANDREA’S BODY BACK INSIDE THE RING! Bethany gets herself inside the ring before getting Andrea back to her feet! Bethany takes a step back before nailing Andrea with the TJD — the superkick nails Andrea as she falls back, but she doesn’t land on the jello, Persephone and Rich! These two women have been so careful about that! The moment one of them makes a mistake, it could result in one of them falling onto the jello!
(Dr. Bethany Blue gets the stethoscope that she choked Andrea Valentine with just moments ago before putting it on and checking Andrea’s heartbeat.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (off-mic): No worries! She’s still alive and beating! Just looks a little skinny! I think it’s time for her to get some food down her throat!
Persephone: Oh god, I think I know what this deranged bitch has in mind! She gets Andrea Valentine by her hair! The Doc has her eyes on the pool of jello and it’s about fucking time that someone gets into the jello. I mean, isn’t that the purpose of this match up? She walks over to the pool of jello with Andrea still in her clutches!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue leaps herself in the air — THE REMEDY TO ANDREA VALENTINE WHO FALLS FACE FIRST IN THE POOL OF JELLO! :damn: :damn: :damn: It seems like Bethany got a bit of herself into the jello, but I don’t think that she cares less! As long as she defeats Andrea, that’s all that matters to her! Man, the front side of Andrea is covered in strawberry jello as Bethany goes to roll the EAW Champion to her back and goes for the cover! Is Bethany just a few seconds away from getting a victory over the champion?!?!?
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR—
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE KICKS OUT!!!!
Persephone: Dr. Bethany Blue’s look on her face went from being relieved to end this match to completely being speechless! I mean, she’s almost as pale as a ghost, but Andrea Valentine lives! That sucks because I just want this match to be over! I wanna see Rex! :noah:
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue gets on top of Andrea Valentine and begins to mount punches on the champion in hopes to keep her down long enough! Bethany uses her hands to pin Andrea’s shoulders down, but Andrea manages to get her shoulders up before she can be counted! Bethany begins to elbow the face of the champion as she has become more than determined and very refusing to stay down! THERE IS STILL LIFE ON THE EAW CHAMPION! ANDREA VALENTINE REFUSES TO DIE AND THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HER PAIN FOR PRIDE OPPONENT, REX MCALLISTER MUST DO! HELL, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MR. DEDEDE NEEDS TO BE ON A LOOK OUT FOR AT FIGHTING SPIRIT! BETHANY GETS ANDREA IN AN INVERTED POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH GRADE C2 — THE REVERSE DDT PLANTS THE CHAMPION ONTO THE JELLO AGAIN!
James Peters: Hell, it seems like the Doc is already covered in jello herself! I wouldn’t be shocked if Malcolm Jones is enjoying himself at the moment! Dr. Bethany Blue gets Andrea Valentine to her feet and it seems like she’s looking forward to wrapping this match up! Bethany gets Andrea by her chin! I’m not completely sure if the Grade C2 knocked out Andrea completely, but it doesn’t look good for the champion at the moment!
Persephone: ANDREA VALENTINE KICKS THE DOC IN THE STOMACH OUT OF NOWHERE! SHE GRABS DR. BETHANY BLUE BY ONE OF HER ARMS BEFORE — XOXO — THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER ON BETHANY! THIS KNOCKS HER OUT OF THE POOL OF JELLO AND IT SEEMS LIKE ANDREA IS LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING HERSELF OUT OF THE JELLO! What a party pooper! Bethany seems to be out of it at the moment as she’s crawling all fours, trying to get to the nearest corner! Bethany tries to sit herself up at the corner, but Andrea connects with a handspring back elbow smash into the chest of Bethany! Bethany stumbles forward in reaction, but Andrea follows that up with a running bulldog!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS WITH A SNAPMARE ON DR. BETHANY BLUE! BETHANY LANDS IN A SEATED POSITION ON THE POOL OF JELLO ONCE AGAIN! IT MAKES A HUGE SPLASH AS ANDREA SEEMED TO FEEL THAT! ANDREA PROCEEDS TO GO FOR THE TOP ROPE! ANDREA IS GESTURING FOR BETHANY TO GET TO HER FEET! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS ANDREA PLANNING TO DO NEXT! BETHANY IS SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HER FEET AS ANDREA FROM THE TOP ROPE —
James Peters: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV-DDDDDDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY — THE DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON ON DR. BETHANY BLUE! THE DOC IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! ANDREA VALENTINE FELT OUT OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO COVER BETHANY AND END THIS MATCH! IT SEEMS LIKE V-DAY KNOCKED HER OUT AS WELL! BOTH WOMEN ARE LAYING ON THE POOL OF JELLO! It’s just a matter of which of the women manages to go for the pin! The energy of Andrea seems to be at zero at the moment! Both of these women brought everything to each other! Despite this jello match being as degrading as hell, both of these women managed to put on an impressive wrestling match! Both of these women proved why they’re some of the best on Voltage and this company alone!
Persephone: WHAT IN THE HELL FROM THE RAMP?
Rich Russillo: IT’S ALEXIS CHAMBERS FROM SHOWDOWN!!!!!! SHE GOES RIGHT AFTER BETHANY BLUE AND BEGINS TO UNLOAD PUNCHES AT HER!!!!!
James Peters: Alexis Chambers focuses her attention on Andrea Valentine before throwing her out of the ring! This has nothing to do with Andrea at all, but Alexis just ruined an impressive wrestling match! Alexis gets Dr. Bethany Blue by her head and begins to dunk her head inside the pool of jello!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: The referee is going to completely wave this match off! It just got a bit out of hand here!
Persephone: She’s going to drown a bitch! :damn: It wouldn’t be Voltage without a little murder, right?
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGES TO GET HER HEAD OUT OF THE JELLO AND SHE GETS ALEXIS CHAMBERS BY HER HEAD AND DUCKS HER HEAD INSIDE THE JELLO!!!!!!! BETHANY HAS MURDER IN HER EYES!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Dr. Bethany Blue (off-mic): You bee-itch! Did I warn you what would happen if you saw me?
James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGES TO GET ALEXIS CHAMBERS’ HEAD OUT OF THE JELLO AS ALEXIS HAS A DEATH GLARE AT BETHANY!
Persephone: SHE JUST SPAT THE STRAWBERRY JELLO AT DR. BETHANY BLUE! BETHANY IS COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS! SHE MUST FEEL LIKE SHE GOT DISRESPECTED BY ALEXIS! THAT IS GROSS!
Rich Russillo: Alexis Chambers throws Dr. Bethany Blue inside the pool of jello, BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO GRAB ALEXIS BY HER SHIRT AND PULLS HER INTO THE POOL AS WELL! THESE TWO WOMEN ARE ROLLING IN THE POOL, PUNCHING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER! WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET SOME REFEREES OUT HERE TO SEPARATE THESE TWO WOMEN!
(Jake Smith rushes down the ramp and inside the ring as he goes to separate Dr. Bethany Blue from Alexis Chambers. Bethany and Alexis have a ton of emotions and anger at each other at the moment! Bethany tries to break free and launch herself at Alexis, but Jake has a pretty good hold on the Doc.)
James Peters: Jake Smith holds the Doc back as Alexis Chambers manages to get Dr. Bethany Blue by her hair and throws her into the pool! ALEXIS PROCEEDS TO TRY TO DROWN BETHANY INTO THE JELLO! JAKE IS BEGINNING TO WONDER WHAT IN THE HELL HE SHOULD BE DOING! HE SEEMS AMUSED, BUT CONCERNED AT THE SAME TIME!
(Terry Chambers rushes from the back and slides into the ring as he pulls off Alexis Chambers from Dr. Bethany Blue. This creates an opportunity for Jake Smith to get Bethany! Both of these women are completely covered in jello, but the rage and hatred for one another covers their entire face. The two women try to launch at each other, but Terry is trying to get Alexis into the ring, leaving Jake and Bethany in the ring with each other. Jake is trying to calm down Bethany.)
James Peters: Well…this was an interesting turn of events. I was not expecting for Alexis Chambers to get herself involved, but we’re all aware that her issues between her and Bethany have escalated for the past few months on social media and it intensified at Grand Rampage, but it’s safe to say that these issues didn’t end tonight.
Persephone: At least, this is all over. Move on to Rex.
(The camera takes a final shot of the utter chaos at ringside, before switching to the ramp. A very annoyed, Jello covered EAW World Champion stands at the top of the stage, shaking her head.)
(Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Wendy’s featuring Malcolm Jones. He is enjoying a chocolate Frosty, which really makes you wonder why anyone would ever waste their time on the vanilla ones :wow:)
(Voltage fades back and cuts to the ringside area.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!
(“Slide” by Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean, Migos blasts through the speakers, Maxwell makes his way out onto the stage with a cocky arrogance on his face as he lowers his sunglasses so the camera can get a good look into his eyes.)
Persephone: Look how cocky this noob is, you get one good win and you think your hot shit. Wait till he crosses Rex just one time, I bet we don’t see him again.
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From the sin city capital of the world, Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 250 pounds… “Prince Wealthy”, MAXXXXXXXWEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!
(Maxwell makes his way down the ramp, hops to the apron on one knee and slides through the ropes hops to the second rope and lowers his shades to look into the camera giving a big smile before hoping down.)
James Peters: Last week Maxwell was able to take advantage of SEBAS’ by getting his knees up during SEBAS’s Moonsault, which definitely turned the table so Maxwell was able to capitalize on the win. I am really looking forward to how he keeps the ball rolling after that win last week.
Rich Russillo: That’s right SEBAS just didn’t recognize that Maxwell was still fully aware of what was going on, if you want to risk going to the top rope, make sure he’s not going to get up. But tonight we have a rookie here making his debut. With the size of Seth Osiris this will make an excellent matchup for Maxwell this week.
(“Bow Down” by I Prevail comes over the speakers as “Slide” fades out.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPPPPENNNENNNNT!!! From the Swamps of Louisiana, weighing in at a solid 212 pounds of southern charm….SEEEEETHHHHHH OOOOSIIIIRRRIISSSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Seth Osiris walks out onto the stage and stops and raises his arm in the air as he heads straight for the ring. jumps up and slides under the bottom rope and hops to his feet giving Maxwell an evil snare of disrespect as “Bow Down” cuts.)
Persephone: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? ANOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE! I can’t wait for Rex and I to have our little precious Rexy’s running around here. EAW needs more Rex McAllisters, and less El Landersons.This match has had a lot of hype and I am not into it.
James Peters: Like it or hate it Persephone, in these times of a pandemic we need people like him to get out here and try to make a name for himself, especially here in EAW.
Rich Russillo: That’s right James, I don’t have much to say about this guy other then he mean as fuck and ready to take some names. But I do know Maxwell is coming off his first win and I surely hope we see a good match up here tonight, and see Maxwell pull out another victory.
James Peters: Rich buddy, you do this every time you always pick the new guy like he has something new to bring to the table. Honestly the way things have been lately with the pandemic we have had a big turnover rate here in the EAW. If we can at least see one man prosper from this match tonight we may see a future star in the making.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: HERE WE GO! Both men circling the ring looking for an opening…both go in for an elbow collar lock up, MAXWELL SLOWING FIGHTING SETH OSIRIS BACK. SETH GIVES IT A LITTLE MORE AND MANAGES TO PUSH MAXWELL BACK A STEP. MAXWELL PUSHES DEEP AND MANAGES TO WALK OSIRIS UP AGAINST THE ROPES, OSIRIS COUNTERS AND ROLLS MAXWELL INTO THE ROPES, BOTH MEN FIGHTING FOR POSITION AND MAXWELL PUSHES OSIRIS BACK AROUND THIS TIME IN THE CORNER. REF IS STARTING HIS COUNT TELLING HIM TO LET GO AND…OH DAMN. MAXWELL WITH A CHEAP HEADBUTT.
(Maxwell stunned himself as he turned around kind of wiping at his head. Osiris drops to his knee holding his head also while the ref checks in on him.)
Persephone: Hopefully that rearranged his ugly face. Maxwell’s mom probably makes him wear a paper bag every time he visits. All them fucking headbutts have flattened out his face.
Rich Russillo: OHH!!! For a second I thought you meant Osiris.
Persephone: Him also. Matter of fact everyone here but my Rexy. There’s not a soul on the EAW roster that can ever amount to Rex McAllister.
Rich Russillo: …MAXWELL COMES BACK BUT IS MET WITH A PUNCH TO THE STOMACH, THEN RIGHT, THEN ANOTHER LEFT…MAXWELL WITH A ELBOW TO THE TOP OF OSIRIS’ HEAD. MAXWELL DRAGS OSIRIS TO HIS FEET, ATTEMPTS WHIP HIM TO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE BUT NO OSIRIS HOLD MAXWELL’S HAND AND COMES BACK WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE…MAXWELL STUMBLES BACK..OSIRIS BACKS UP AND RUNS FULL STEAM AHEAD AND JUMPS…RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES CONNECTS AND KNOCKS MAXWELL BACK IN TO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES. OSIRIS COMES IN HOOKS MAXWELL IN TO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, THROWS ALL HIS MIGHT IN TO AND SENDS MAXWELL OVER THE TOP FLYING TO MIDDLE OF THE RING. OSIRIS GOES FOR THE PIN.
James Peters: MAXWELL WITH THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO. No hesitation from Osiris, as he goes for another pin.
James Peters: Shoulders up at one. He’s going to need to hook a leg or two if he expects a three count. Osiris pulls Maxwell to his feet…OHH..quick chop to the chest..ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE. OSIRIS PRESSES HIM OFF THE ROPES AND WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING, MAXWELL DUCKS AS OSIRIS LEAP FROGS, BOTH MEN OFF THE ROPES AND BOTH GO FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHES LINE AND BOTH MEN GO DOWN. REF IS CHECKING IN ON THEM..BOTH GUYS LOOKING TO GET TO THEIR FEET AND FINALLY OSIRIS THEN MAXWELL…MAXWELL WITH A OVER HAND PUNCH, THEN A LEFT FOREARM AND ANOTHER THEN SPINS AROUND FOR A DISCUS LARIAT. BAMMMMM!!! TARGET HITS AS HE TURNS OSIRIS INSIDE OUT. MAXWELL FINISHES HANGING OVER THE ROPES LOOKING OUT WITH A BIG SMILE AS HE POINTS TO HIS HEAD.
Maxwell (off mic) : THAT’S WHY I AM THE BEST!
Persephone: Would someone shut him up, I swear he only talks to hear himself. There ain’t no one that wants to hear his froggy ass voice.
James Peters: MAXWELL PULLS OSIRIS TO HIS FEET, WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES AND HITS OSIRIS WITH A FLAPJACK. MAXWELL QUICK TO GRAB THE LEG AND STEPS OVER A STF..OSIRIS TRYING TO FIT BUT NO MAXWELL LEANS FORWARD WITH THE FOOT CAUGHT, BUT CAN’T QUITE REACH OSIRIS’ HEAD. SO REACHES FOR A HANDFUL OF HAIR..WHAT THE HELL..REFF…DO SOMETHING. REF FINALLY IS ABLE TO GET HIM TO LET GO OF THE HAIR AFTER A TWO COUNT. WHEN HE RELEASED THE HOLD OSIRIS WAS ABLE TO GET HIS HEAD BACK AWAY ENOUGH THAT HE WAS ABLE SLIDES HIS BODY OUT FROM UNDER MAXWELL, AND OSIRIS IS ABLE TO GRAB A ROPE.
Rich Russillo: Ref is able to break the hold once Osiris got the ropes. Osiris put up a good fight to keep himself from getting locked in to that STF. If Maxwell was able to get that STF hooked it coulda been bye-bye for Seth Osiris. Maxwell going straight for a side headlock…OSIRIS IS ABLE TO GET ENOUGH MOMENTUM PUSHED OFF THE ROPES TO SEND MAXWELL ACROSS THE RING..OSIRIS OFF THE SAME ROPES COMING IN TO A CLOTHESLINE BUT NO HE HOOKS MAXWELL’S ARM AND SWINGS HIMSELF UP TO GRAB MAXWELL’S HEAD AND NAILS IT. OSIRIS JUST HIT MAXWELL WITH A PERFECTLY EXECUTED REVERSE HURRICANRANA, MAXWELL SLAMS ON TO HIS HEAD AND GOES ROLLING OUT OF THE RING. OSIRIS PULLS HIM UP IN A REVERSE FACE HEADLOCK AND DROPS BACK ON TO THE MAT CONNECTING WITH THE REVERSE DDT.
Persephone: OSIRIS GOES FOR THE COUNT!!
OOOONNNEEE!!! TTTWWWWOOOO!!! THR….
Rich Russillo: ALMOST!! This could have been a big win for Osiris. I knew Maxwell still had some fight in him. Osiris looks a little frustrated that he didn’t hook a leg. Osiris gets to his feet and leans in to the corner…Why is he not going for a cover or trying to capitalize. This could be a mistake…Before Maxwell can get fully to his feet, OSIRIS COMES RUNNING IN FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE BACK OF MAXWELL, BUT MAXWELL MOVES JUST IN TIME FOR OSIRIS TO MISS. MAXWELL UP TO HIS FEET AND LANDS A STIFF CALF KICK DROPPING OSIRIS IN TO THE CORNER. MAXWELL QUICK FOREARM TO THE BACK, MAXWELL LIFTS OSIRIS UP IN TO THE SITTING POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE. ANOTHER FOREARM TO THE FACE.
James Peters: MAXWELL CLIMBING THE ROPES, OSIRIS WITH A PUNCH TO MAXWELL LEAVING HIM BALANCING. MAXWELL FULLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND OSIRIS…NO HE’S NOT…MAXWELL IS GOING FOR THE POWER OF MONEY..If he manages to hit this it’s done. OSIRIS IS ABLE TO GET A FEW PUNCHES GETTING MAXWELL TO LOOSEN UP THE GRIP. NO IS OSIRIS REALLY TRYING TO PUSH MAXWELL UP ON TO HIS SHOULDERS…MAXWELL WITH A PUNCH, OSIRIS PUSHES MAXWELL OFF AND HE LANDS ON HIS BACK. OSIRIS WIPING HIS FOREHEAD OF THE SWEAT AS HE TAKES A BREATHER. HE STANDS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AS MAXWELL SLOWLY TRIES TO GET TO HIS FEET, OSIRIS GOES TO JUMP OFF…OHHH MAXWELL CATCHES OSIRIS ON THE WAY DOWN WITH A SUPER KICK, BOTH MEN FALL TO THE GROUND. HE DEFINITELY HIT THE MARK WITH THAT ONE. MAXWELL SLOWLY DRAGGING HIMSELF OVER AND HOOKING ONE LEG BACK TO BELLY.
(Ref confirming it only being a 2 count.)
Rich Russillo: OSIRIS KICKED OUT AT TWO. MAXWELL WITH FRUSTRATION AS HE SLAMS HIS HANDS DOWN ON THE MAT. MAXWELL DRAGS OSIRIS TO HIS FEET, OSIRIS WITH A FOREARM, MAXWELL WITH A STIFF PUNCH, OSIRIS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM, MAXWELL DIGS IN ANOTHER PUNCH, OSIRIS LITTLE WOBBLY ON HIS FEET AND MAXWELL SPINS AROUND WITH A DISCUS LARIAT, OSIRIS ABLE TO BARELY DUCK OUT OF THE WAY, MAXWELL OFF THE ROPE AND A BIG BOOT TO OSIRIS FACE. OSIRIS GOES DOWN AS MAXWELL RESTS ON THE OVER THE ROPE TO CATCH HIS BREATHE. OSIRIS MAKING IT TO HIS FEET MAXWELL WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION MAXWELL GRABBING OSIRIS IN TO A PUMP HANDLE…MAXWELL BRINGS OSIRIS DOWN IN TO A GUTBUSTER, AND PUSHES OSIRIS OFF HIS KNEE TO THE MAT.
James Peters: MAXWELL CIRCLES THE RING WITH HIS HANDS OUT WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE. MAXWELL HELPS OSIRIS TO HIS FEET…OSIRIS WITH A PUNCH TO THE STOMACH AND ANOTHER, THEN A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AS MAXWELL GRABS HIS STOMACH, OSIRIS CATCHES HIS BREATH FOR A SECOND. THEN GOES STRAIGHT FOR MAXWELL PRESSING HIM AGAINST THE ROPES AS BOTH MEN RUN THE ROPES AND BAM OSIRIS WITH ANOTHER RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CHEST OF MAXWELL. OSIRIS WITH A SECOND WIND HERE.
Rich Russillo: OSIRIS PULLS MAXWELL TO HIS FIT AND SETS UP FOR A PUMPHANDLE…MAXWELL IS UP AND COMES DOWN IN A SMALL PACKAGE PILEDRIVER…OSIRIS POPS UP WITH JOY AND RELEASES HE SHOULD GO FOR THE PIN. DAMMM!!! MAXWELL LANDED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD…OSIRIS GOES FOR FOR THE PIN BACK TO BELLY HOOKING A LEG AN THE NECK DIGGING DEEP AS HE SLIDES..REACHES FOR SOME TIGHTS..WAIT OSIRIS’ BACK IS TOUCHING THE MAT…I DONT THINK OSIRIS REALIZES THIS… MAXWELL LOOKS TO BE OUT COLD AFTER THAT… REFEREE CHECKING OSIRIS SHOULDERS REF CHECKS MAXWELLS AND ONE SHOULDER IS STILL OFF THE MAT…REF GOES FOR THE COUNT.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: OH NO!!! OSIRIS JUST PULLED A ROOKIE MOVE HERE TONIGHT…DOESN’T REALIZE HE JUST PINNED HIMSELF…REF IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHILE OSIRIS HIS TRYING TO GET THE REF TO RAISE HIS HAND…THAT BOTH HIS SHOULDERS WERE DOWN BUT MAXWELL HAD ONE UP.
Persephone: What a joke, all that to just fuck yourself over. To much cockyness in the both of them tonight, Maxwell got lucky as fuck but he managed to pick up the win here tonight and moves on with another victory.
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOOOURRRR WINNERRRRRR, MMMMAAAAAXXXXWWWWWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
James Peters: Osiris did well tonight, if he learns here tonight what not to do, we are looking at a good prospect for the Voltage roster as we come closer to the end of the season. Definitely an Elitist to look out for in the coming seasons.
Rich Russillo: No doubt James, Osiris and Maxwell both are looking to be some well rounded raw talent. Lose some of the cockyness and put more effort into keeping a closer eye on the small things and we have some star talent on our hands.
(The camera takes a final shot of Maxwell celebrating his win over Seth Osiris before cutting to the backstage area.)
(Gavin McArdle’s manager, Damien O’Regan, is seen walking down the hallway of the PC. He is dressed in the fancy suit he got a few days ago and there is a bouquet of local grocery store flowers in his hands. The old guy looks pretty sharp, and he knows it too. In fact, Damien can be heard whistling an old Irish tune as he makes his way towards the lockerroom that belongs to the Interwire Champion, Consuela Rose Ava. Damien comes to a stop at the door, adjusts his tie, and reaches into his pocket for breath freshner. He sprays some in his mouth, blows into his hand and smells it, and grins.)
Damien O’Regan: Minty fresh!
(Damien knocks on the door and takes a step back, confidence oozing from him. After a moment, the door opens and Consuela steps out. The Perfectionist is dressed for her match later on, and she has a Terry Chambers hoodie thrown on over her gear. Consuela gives Damien a look and folds her arms across her chest.)
Consuela Rose Ava: May I help you?
(Damien extends his hand, which Consuela doesn’t take. She is obviously a little suspicious over Damien and whatever it is he wants to proposition her about.)
Damien O’Regan: Damien O’Regan. It is certainly a pleasure to see you face to face.
(When it becomes obvious Consuela is not going to shake Damien’s hand, the Irishman puts it away, but his grin never wavers. He extends the flowers to Consuela, who reluctantly takes them.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Thanks?
Damien O’Regan: Beautiful flowers for a beautiful little championship holding lass.
(Consuela can’t help but roll her eyes.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Look, I’m not really sure what you want from me, but I’m going to keep it straight with you. I’m not really sure what your intentions are, but I’m not looking to buy whatever you’re trying to sell…
(A low laugh escapes Damien’s throat, which surprises Consuela just a bit. Damien’s smile remains on his face, but he’s straightened his shoulders and suddenly things seem a little more serious.)
Damien O’Regan: Sweet ‘Soul of Voltage’, you don’t even want to humor me. I wanted to have a little fun with this, but it seems like you are a woman who just wants to get down to business. So let’s cut to the chase. The suit, the flowers, and all the malarkey I talked during the week was to keep Smackers on track and focused on this week as opposed to dwelling on last week. I want him to win that ole Clusterfuck nonsense later on, and didn’t want to plant something in his head that I couldn’t pull off.
(Consuela raises an eyebrow. Damien seems to have gotten her attention now.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Go on…
Damien O’Regan: I would be doing that boy a disservice if I didn’t try and right the injustice that was done to him last week.
Consuela Rose Ava: Ahhh. I see.
Damien O’Regan: You’ve had your little scuffles with that bastard Barlow in the past, and I know it probably leaves you in your feelings knowing his minion is your opponent come Fighting Spirit: Omaha.
Consuela Rose Ava: The only feeling I have in regards to the match at Fighting Spirit is motivation. Yes, Jesse and I have a history, but ultimately I won the war he started with me. I defeated him and if I can do that, then Colby Sol will be absolutely no threat to me.
Damien O’Regan: :wow: That confidence.
Consuela Rose Ava: Call it what you will, but when I made the decision to cash in my 24/7 contract and become a champion, I knew it would paint an even bigger target on my back. Defending the contract was tough, but defending a championship is even harder and it’s something I’ve done several times here in EAW. I know what it takes and I know I can rise to the occasion and get the job done. I have the experience, the training, and the pedigree. I’m going to take the Interwire Championship to new heights.
Damien O’Regan: I see why they call you The Soul of Voltage. Your speech is inspiring, and what I was hoping to hear from you. I got no doubt that you’re a woman of honor, and someone who likes to see hard-working people get rewarded. The actual reason I’m here tonight is to ask your opinion on something. During last week’s number one contender’s match, ole Smackers was screwed over by the likes of Jesse and that little tart, Hannah Marin. That should come as no surprise to anyone and for as much as I hate to admit it, my involvement probably didn’t help things either. Smackers had Sol finished, and was on his way to face you for that championship you’re so proud to have.
Consuela Rose Ava: Believe me, I was watching the match closely. The ending was unfortunate but anyone with half a brain would have known that Jesse and Hannah would get involved. It’s what they do. They’re slimy, opportunistic people who will do whatever it takes to come out on top. That’s how they ended up with Colby on their side in the first place. They cheated and forced him. It’s kind of sad actually, but after he leaves Fighting Spirit empty-handed, hopefully Colby will take the necessary steps to get himself away from those two fruit loops.
Damien O’Regan: Truthfully, what happens to Sol is the least of my concerns. What I want to know is how would you feel about turning your Interwire Championship defense into a Triple Threat?
(Consuela looks a bit surprised at the boldness of Damien O’Regan, but also feels a bit of respect for it. It takes a lot to show up at someone’s door and basically ask them for a favor. As someone who had been screwed over more times than she could count, Consuela definitely sympathized a bit with Gavin McArdle’s plight. Had there been no Jesse Barlow or Hannah Marin, Gavin would have most likely won the match and would be Conusela’s Fighting Spirit opponent.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I’m not really opposed to it at all. I said from the get go that I’ll be a fighting champion and take on anyone who wants to step up and face me for my championship. If you want to see your client get defeated by me, then let’s make it a Triple Threat Match.
(Damien beams and once again he extends his hand to Consuela. This time she takes it, realizing his intentions were good ones for the sake of his client.)
Damien O’Regan: I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised about the fight you’ll get from Smackers. He won’t be easy for you to put down.
(A smile touches Consuela’s lips this time.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I look forward to the challenge.
(Damien nods at Consuela, and takes his leave, obviously happy at the turn of events. From the very beginning of the week, he had a plan to right the wrong that had been done to Gavin thanks to the devious duo that were backing Colby Sol at the moment. Consuela had seen things from his point of view and had agreed, and now the talented Gavin McArdle had his first chance at winning EAW gold. The old man starts whistling again as he heads down the hallway and around the corner.)
(Voltage fades to break.)
(Commercial break for HelloFresh featuring Mr. DEDEDE and Kassidy Heart. Kassidy is seen in the kitchen of their Manhattan penthouse pulling perfectly baked organic chocolate chip cookies out of the oven. The cookies were an extra item she was able to select while fixing up her boxes :wow:)
(Voltage returns and the commentators can be heard in the background.)
James Peters: Welcome back to Voltage, ladies and gentlemen. By order of Malcolm Jones, the following Battle Royale will feature most of the up and coming Voltage Elitists in what is going to be a high octane match! It will be chaos and destruction! I cannot wait!
Rich Russillo: It might look like a chaotic stipulation at first, sure, but I can assure this is not just a random Battle Royale. Remember, most of these athletes are tied with one other, either because they are Tag Team partners or because they are bitter rivals! I am sure we are going to see a lot of very interesting moments with unpredictable outcomes!
Persephone: Be quiet you two. Bella Braxton is about to announce which type of torture we are about to suffer…
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a Clusterfuck Battle Royale! In order to win the match, every Elitist must throw his opponent out of the ring and over the top rope. The remaining Elitist will be declared the winner!
(DING DING DING)
James Peters: Here we go! Alright guys, make sure you keep your eyes open because this is going to be wild! Look at them go! They are already unloading on each other and I’m starting to get confused as to what is happening!
Persephone: Amateur hour right here! Let me do your job for you and just shut up! All the competitors have started off pretty strong, they are not holding back. The action has now been taken to the four corners, where four groups of competitors are slugging it out at each other. I can see Colby Sol and Jesse Barlow dominating Gavin McArdle in the corner, shades of last week! Meanwhile in the opposite corner, Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan are teaming up against The Woogieman! The poor guy is cornered and he has nowhere to go! Ouch, what a beating!
Rich Russillo: I told this was more than just a Battle Royale. We are seeing how all the alliances are coming into play early on and I think they are going to play a big role throughout the bout. Look! SEBAS is somehow managing to fend off both Ogawa and Sturgis all by himself! This guy is incredible! Wait! I think I spoke too soon! Ogawa catches him with a stiff shot to the back of the head as he was punching Shawn Sturgis in the corner… The Serpent King now drags him away from the corner as the other half of The Unique Ones is telling him to launch SEBAS towards him with an Irish Whip. Ogawa does just that… Shawn Sturgis goes for a clothesline… NO! SEBAS MANAGED TO DUCK UNDERNEATH! SHAWN TURNS AROUND AND GETS CAUGHT BY A NASTY PELE KICK! SHAWN STURGIS COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AS KOMATSU OGAWA CHARGES IN… ARMDRAG BY SEBAS… OGAWA GETS RIGHT BACK UP… SUPERKICK! SEBAS JUST FLATTENED OGAWA WITH A SUPERKICK!
James Peters: See I told you! Orchestrated Chaos, right here, live on Voltage! SEBAS is showing why he is a world class athlete. SEBAS is now flexing his muscles for the cameras… OOF! Wrong move! Cepheus St. Clair took him out from behind with a vicious shot to the back of his head. And he is the one standing tall in the middle of the ring! He is laughing! NO! REPENT BY JESSE BARLOW! HE JUST KILLED CEPHEUS OUT OF NOWHERE! HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!
Persephone: Are these guys even trying or are they competing to see who is the biggest idiot of them all? I’m just asking because I’m really struggling to understand the point of all of this!
Rich Russillo: Oh no… Colby Sol is now approaching Jesse Barlow… are these two really going to coexist tonight? Or will their makeshift team implode?! Colby Sol is nodding! I don’t like the look of this! Wait a minute! Macias and Monaghan are charging in, trying to take both Jesse and Colby down with two clotheslines! Nope! They both duck underneath, Macias and Monaghan rebound off the ropes… OOF! COLBY JUST NAILED MACIAS WITH HIS EAT DEFEAT OFF THE REBOUND! MEANWHILE JESSE BARLOW HAS FLATTENED MONAGHAN WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SPEAR! HE BROKE HIM IN HALF WITH THE ABOLISHER!!!
James Peters: There you have it! You got your answer! These two can absolutely coexist… Oh No! I spoke too soon! Every member of this battle royale is now teaming up to take Colby and Jesse down! They are mauling them in the middle of the ring, they have nowhere to go! Smart move by the others, they’ve sensed the fact that these two might very well be the biggest threats in this Battle Royale! At least, they seem to be the biggest threat judging by what we’ve seen so far.
Rich Russillo: The rest of the competitors are ganging up on Jesse and Colby, they are now dragging them near the ropes! They are trying to eliminate them! Colby is fighting back! Stiff shot to Ogawa and Macias, he got them off him for a bit! Shawn Sturgis seems determined to eliminate Colby though… NO WAY! STURGIS MANAGED TO THROW COLBY SOL OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT SOMEHOW COLBY IS STILL ON THE APRON! Shawn charges in yet again… AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A KICK FROM COLBY! The Woogieman now with a running forearm strike! Nope! Colby ducks under and hits him with a forearm of his own after he missed! What is Colby Sol going to do now? He is climbing the top turnbuckle! COLBY SOL LAUNCHES HIMSELF TOWARDS STURGIS BUT HE GETS CAUGHT IN MID AIR! SHAWN STURGIS JUST HIT COLBY SOL WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK IN MID AIR AND JUST LIKE THAT, HIS MOMENTUM IS GONE!
James Peters: Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Jesse Barlow is still struggling, desperately trying to fend off the attackers and survive the onslaught! He just punched Gavin right in the face, the Irish man is now stumbling back to the center of the ring! SEBAS and Cepheus are strangely enough working together in trying to get Jesse Barlow over the top rope, I guess desperate times call for desperate measures and in this case… desperate allies! WAIT A MINUTE! CEPHEUS CHANGED HIS MIND AND HE JUST THREW SEBAS OVER THE TOP ROPE WHILE HE WAS DISTRACTED TAKING OUT JESSE! WHAT A WICKED MOVE BY CEPEHEUS! SEBAS IS STILL IN THE FIGHT THOUGH! HE MANAGED TO GET A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AND IS NOW HANGING ON THE APRON IN A VERY PRECARIOUS POSITION! CEPHEUS CHARGES IN WITH A KNEE STRIKE… NO! HE GETS CAUGHT BY JESSE BARLOW RIGHT BEFORE HE COULD ELIMINATE SEBAS! CEPHEUS STUMBLES BACK, JESSE BARLOW PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE YET AGAIN BUT NEITHER ONE OF THE TWO WANTS TO GO DOWN… SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY BY SEBAS!!! SEBAS JUST TOOK OUT BOTH JESSE BARLOW AND CEPHEUS ST. CLAIR WITH ONE CROSSBODY!
Persephone: Not only that, but he also managed to get back inside the ring and remember! As long as you are within the squared circle, you cannot be eliminated. I cannot believe I had to wait until this moment to see someone pulling off something smart, but I guess that’s what happens when you set up a Battle Royale and the IQs of the competitors summed together are equal to zero.
James Peters: Smart move or not, SEBAS managed to turn things around and survive! So far we’ve seen an impressive show of strength from pretty much every competitor! This match is unbelievable! I wonder who will be the first one to get eliminated! Oh no! The Woogieman is getting double teamed in the corner by Macias and Monaghan… this is not looking good for him! Fight back Woogie! You got this! Woogieman with a stiff forearm shot manages to fend off Macias just enough to get some separation between the two… but Monaghan is right on top of him! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A RUNNING LARIAT SENDS THE WOOGIEMAN OVER THE TOP ROPE….
Rich Russillo: … HE IS NOT OUT YET! WOOGIEMAN MIRACULOUSLY GOT A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AND HE IS STILL ON THE APRON, HE IS STILL ALIVE!!! COME ON WOOGIE!!! LIMMY CHARGES IN YET AGAIN, THIS TIME WOOGIEMAN MANAGES TO COUNTER AND SENDS HIM BACK STUMBLING TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE!!! WOOGIEMAN TRIES TO ENTER THE RING… NO! HE GOT CAUGHT BY MACIAS! MACIAS JUST HIT HIM WITH A KNEE TO HEAD, I THINK HE CALLS THAT THE END SCENE, ALTHOUGH HE COULDN’T FOLLOW UP WITH A NECKBREAKER! WOOGIEMAN IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: The Woogieman has been eliminated.
James Peters: Looks like we just had the first elimination of the match! Just like that, The Woogieman was eliminated. I guess the number game was too much for him to overcome but that’s what you should expect in these types of stipulations! People are willing to do whatever it takes to win and teaming up with their partner is the safest way to go! Macias and Monaghan are celebrating the first elimination of the night as the war wages on!
Rich Russillo: In the opposite corner we can see Cepheus and Jesse unloading on each other! These two just cannot stand one another, looks like their past grudges are coming into play tonight as well. Cepheus seems to have the upper hand here… SUPERMAN PUNCH BY COLBY SOL! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE COLBY SOL JUST FLATTENED CEPHEUS AND CAME TO THE RESCUE OF JESSE BARLOW. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES, THESE TWO ARE TRULY WORKING TOGETHER IT SEEMS!
Persephone: Now kiss.
James Peters: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Desperate times call for desperate measures and no time is as desperate as this Clusterfuck Battle Royale! Speaking of teamwork, look at Shawn Sturgis and Komatsu Ogawa just stomping a hole in Gavin McArdle in the corner. The Unique Ones firmly in control as they try to take the wind out of the Gavin’s sails. Meanwhile, Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan are done with their celebration and are now focusing on another threat, it’s SEBAS this time! SEBAS does his best to fend them off with his innovative offense.. OOOOF WHAT AN ENZIGURI KICK TO MACIAS, HE GOT ALL OF IT! OH NO I SPOKE TOO SOON! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN, HE JUST KILLED SEBAS AND TOOK HIS HEAD OFF, OH MY!
Rich Russillo: Limmy quickly checks on his friend to make sure he is still able to continue. The two then focus their attention on SEBAS as he struggles to get back to his feet. SEBAS is now cornered as Macias and Monaghan are trying to lift him up, potentially trying to get him over the top rope and onto the floor…. but SEBAS is fighting back, he wants none of this! Come on SEBAS! FIGHT BACK! NOOOOOO! MARK MACIAS SUCCESSFULLY MANAGED TO GET HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT YET AGAIN SEBAS MANAGED TO GET A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE! HE IS HANGING ABOVE THE APRON, HIS FEET ARE ABOUT TO HIT THE FLOOR AS THE REFEREE LOOKS ON AT RINGSIDE!
James Peters: Now Monaghan is trying to pry his hands open, he is biting and scratching him! I am not even sure this is legal! Referee! Do something!
Persephone: Scratching and biting is totally legal, James. I don’t know what you are on about but trust me, it is legal. WAIT WHAT THE HELL? SEBAS JUST PULLED HIMSELF UP AND WRAPPED HIS LEGS AROUND MARK’S HEAD IN SOME SORT OF A REVERSE HURRICANRANA! NO WAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! SEBAS…. YES! SEBAS JUST THREW MARK MACIAS OUT OF THE RING WITH AN IMPRESSIVE COUNTER AS HE WAS HANGING ON THE APRON! MARK MACIAS CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, HE IS LIVID AND RIGHTFULLY SO! IS THIS A CIRCUS OR SOMETHING?! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST WITNESSED!
Bella Braxton: Mark Macias has been eliminated.
Rich Russillo: His partner Limmy is just as stunned as he is! He couldn’t do anything to save him! Limmy is livid, he wants to take out SEBAS now… NOPE! IT SEEMS LIKE KOMATSU OGAWA HAS DIFFERENT PLANS FOR HIM! BROKEN FANG FROM BEHIND! LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST GOT TOSSED ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING WITH AN IMPRESSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX/DRAGON SUPLEX COMBINATION! SHAWN STURGIS IS READY TO CAPITALIZE… MONAGHAN IS STUMBLING BACK TO HIS FEET… SEVEN!!! SHAWN STURGIS JUST HIM WITH HIS CODE RED!
James Peters: Teamwork at his finest! Limmy lost his partner and he is now paying the ultimate price as he is outnumbered! Look! Komatsu Ogawa is ready to end him for good, he picks him up and positions him on the ropes… MASAKARIIII! KOMATSU OGAWA JUST HIT LIMMY WITH HIS RUNNING LARIAT AND JUST LIKE THAT HE SENT HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, CRASHING DOWN ALL THE WAY TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR….WOW!
Bella Braxton: Limmy Monaghan has been eliminated.
Rich Russillo: I might need to catch my breath here! High octane action for sure, these athletes are not holding back one bit! Komatsu Ogawa and Shawn Sturgis are clearing house here tonight, what an impressive show from the Uniq… OH NO! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY GAVIN MCARDLE! GAVIN MCARDLE JUST TOOK OUT BOTH KOMATSU OGAWA AND SHAWN STURGIS WITH A MASSIVE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! HE IS NOW ROARING IN ANGER AS HE LOOKS AT THE DEVASTATION HE JUST CAUSED! WHAT A SHOT!
James Peters: Gavin picks Shawn Sturgis up, he wants to hit him with his Gutwrench Powerbomb… No! Sturgis is fighting back! Stiff punches to the face of Gavin! Ogawa to the rescue! Ogawa with a stiff kick to the guts of Gavin McArdle how has to let go of Shawn Sturgis as he collapses to his knees… OOOF WHAT A SLAP TO THE FACE OF GAVIN… HE STUMBLES ALL THE WAY TO THE ROPES. WHAT? OGAWA IS GOING FOR HIS RUNNING LARIAT AGAIN, THE SAME MOVE THAT TOOK OUT LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO… OGAWA CHARGES IN AS GAVIN LOOKS STUNNED! NOOO!!! GAVIN GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, HE LOWERED THE TOP ROPE AND JUST LIKE THAT… KOMATSU OGAWA IS OUT! HE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Bella Braxton: Komatsu Ogawa has been eliminated.
Rich Russillo: Sturgis cannot believe this! His best buddy just got taken out of the equation, just like that! In a heartbeat! Gavin McArdle quickly rolls right back inside the squared circle, smart move there! Shawn Sturgis has had enough, kick to the gut of Gavin… SEVEN!!! HE HITS IT TO PERFECTION, HE JUST NAILED HIM FOR GOOD THIS TIME! TALK ABOUT PAYBACK FOR WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO HIS PARTNER KOMATSU OGAWA!
James Peters: Let’s not forget about the other participants though… SEBAS and Jesse Barlow are going at it, they are exchanging blows near the ropes… COLBY SOL CHARGES IN WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH BUT SEBAS SAW IT COMING AND HE DUCKED UNDER! COLBY SOL JUST STUMBLED OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT SOMEHOW STILL LANDED OVER THE APRON! HE IS STILL ALIVE!
Rich Russillo: SEBAS gets back to his feet, but Jesse Barlow is quicker than him and successfully stuns him with an eye rake. Dirty move, but there’s not much the referee can do about it… Jesse Barlow charges in for the mercy kill… CLOTHESLINE, SEBAS IS OUT… NO! I SPOKE TOO SOON! HE LANDED ON THE APRON RIGHT NEXT TO COLBY SOL! JESSE BARLOW TRIES TO PRESS ON THE ADVANTAGE BUT SHAWN STURGIS JUST TOOK HIM OUT FROM BEHIND!!! NOW WE HAVE SEBAS AND COLBY SOL, BOTH ON THE APRON, BOTH ALREADY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ELIGIBLE FOR BEING ELIMINATED!
Persephone: “Eligible?” Are we intellectuals now?
James Peters: One misstep might cost one of these two gentlemen the match right here, they have to be super careful here. SEBAS GOES FOR A KICK… NOPE, COLBY SOL BLOCKED IT WITH HIS FOREARMS… DIRTY BOXING BY COLBY SOL! HE JUST KILLED SEBAS WITH A DEVASTATING HEADBUTT RIGHT ON THE NOSE! I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD! SEBAS… HE COLLAPSES TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, HE IS OUT! COLBY SOL JUST ELIMINATED SEBAS.
Bella Braxton: SEBAS has been eliminated.
James Peters: WOW! Colby Sol with a more than impressive showing tonight! This could be his moment to shine, his moment to claim the mantle of the top prospect on Voltage!
Rich Russillo: Five competitors still in this match, Jesse Barlow, Colby Sol, Shawn Sturgis, Gavin McArdle, and Cepheus St. Claire! Now Gavin McArdle and Shawn Sturgis locking up, Gavin looking to send “The Gothic Monarch” tumbling to the floor, and his dreams of victory in this match right alone with him!! SHAWN’S GOING OVER, HE’S ALMOST FINISHED!!!! NO, HE NARROWLY ESCAPES PERIL!!! SHAWN STRUGIS BARELY SURVIVING, NOW, GAVIN MCARDLE IS MET WITH A HUGE ENZIGURI FROM COLBY SOL!!!! SOL TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO MCARDLE IN THE FORM OF THAT DEVASTATING ENZIGURI!!!
Persephone: LOOK AT THIS, JESSE BARLOW COMING TO THE AID OF COLBY SOL, THESE TWO HAVE MORE THAN A COMPLICATED HISTORY, BUT TONIGHT THEY LOOK AS SOLID AS EVER!!! JESSE BARLOW FIRES THE “NEVERMORE” KNEE AT THE FACE OF SHANE STURGIS AND LANDS RIGHT ON THE DAMN BUTTON!! WHAT A SHOT FROM “THE VIRTUOUS” HE STUNG SHAWN STURGIS, WHO’S COLLAPSED TO THE CANVAS!!!
Rich Russillo: What a sequence from Barlow and Sol! Both men have looked excellent tonight, but only one can take the ca- CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE FLIES IN WITH A THUNDEROUS SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF JESSE BARLOW!!! HOLY SHIT, NOW CEPHEUS WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN OF COLBY SOL, CRACKING THE JAW OF “THE LONE SOL”!!! NOW SOL BUCKLING DOWN ONTO ST. CLAIRE, WHO ATTEMPTS TO SEND HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!! COLBY SOL HURDLING OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE’S DONE, COLBY SOL’S GON-WAIT, HE’S MANAGED TO HANG ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! COLBY SOL BARELY HANGING ON, BUT FOR HOW LONG?!?!? CEPHEUS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO COLBY, BUT JESSE BARLOW JUMPS IN THE WAY!!!!! HOLY SHIT, JESSE BARLOW TOOK THE SUPERKICK FOR COLBY SOL, BARLOW TOOK THE BULLET, NOW CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE DUMPING JESSE BARLOW OVER THE TOP ROPE, BARLOW TUMBLES TO THE FLOOR, HE’S GONE!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Jesse Barlow has been eliminated.
Rich Russillo: JESSE BARLOW THREW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THE SUPERKICK!!! HE SACRIFICED HIS OPPORTUNITY FOR COLBY SOL!!! SOL, NOW, MANAGING TO SLIDE BACK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, HE’S OUT FOR A VENGEANCE!!! COLBY SOL CHARGES AT CEPHEUS AND DROPS HIM WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH ON THE TEMPLE!!! ROCKING CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE, COLBY SOL FIGHTING WITH MORE SPIRIT THAN EVER, AFTER UNDERSTANDING WHAT JESSE HAS DONE FOR HIM!!! NOW SOL BRINGING CEPHEUS BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE, LOOKING TO ELIMINATE THE MAN WHO DESTROYED HIS PARTNER WITH A SUPERKICK!!! NOW SOL AND ST. CLAIRE DELIVER SIMULTANEOUS HEADBUTTS TO ONE ANOTHER, DROPPING EACH OTHER TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
James Peters: Back to the other side of the ring, Gavin McArdle still attempting to lift Shawn Sturgis over the top rope, looking to eliminate a favorite upon entry into this match! What a moment this would be for Gavin! GAVIN MCARDLE’S GOT SHAWN OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE’S GOING OVER!!! NO! SHAWN COUNTERS WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL OF GAVIN MCARDLE, GREAT COUNTER FROM SHAWN STURGIS!!! NOW LOOKING TO REGAIN HIS FOOTING AND GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! SHAWN STURGIS AVOIDS THE ATTEMPTED CLOTHESLINE FROM GAVIN, AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A “STUNNER”!!!! SHAWN STRUGIS STUNNING GAVIN MCRDLE OUT OF HIS BOOTS, GAVIN REELING, THIS IS IT!! SHAWN STURGIS WITH A HUGE LARIAT SENDING GAVIN MCARDLE OVER THE TOP ROPE, CRASHING AND BURNING TO THE FLOOR!!! THAT’S IT, HE’S GONE!!!!
Bella Braxton: Gavin McArdle has been eliminated.
Persephone: :wow: WE’RE DOWN TO THREE!!! COLBY SOL, SHAWN STURGIS, AND CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE!!! THIS BATTLE ROYALE HAS MORE THAN LIVED UP TO THE NAMESAKE!!! THE THREE MEN EYEING EACH OTHER, NOW, SOL AND CEPHEUS BACK TO THEIR FEET! COLBY SOL AND SHAWN STURGIS NOW UNLOADING ON CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE!! THEY MAY NOT LIKE EACH OTHER, BUT NEITHER MAN WILL ALLOW THAT SNAKE, CEPHEUS, TAKE HOME THE VICTORY AFTER SUCH A HARD FOUGHT MATCH! SHAWN STURGIS LOCKING THE ARMS OF CEPHEUS, AS COLBY SOL FLIES OFF THE ROPES WITH A SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!! “KKKRYYYYYPPPTTTOOONNIIITTTEEEEE”!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM COLBY SOL, NOW SHAWN STURGIS ELEVATING THE LEGS OF ST. CLAIRE, LOOKING FOR THAT ROPE HUNG DDT, ATTEMPTING TO PLANT THE HEAD OF ST. CLEAIRE INTO THE CANVAS FOR GOOD!!! SHAWN STURGIS HAS GOT HIM UP AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE “NIGHTTTTTT MAARRREEEEE’!!!!!! TREMENOUS MOVES BY BOTH ATHLETES, CEPHEUS DROPS TO HIS KNEES, HE’S MORE THAN INCAPACITATED AT THIS POINT!!! Shawn perhaps looking to eliminate Cepheus after the sustained offense. Shawn lifting the body of St. Cl- WAIT, COLBY SOL, GRABS SHAWN STURGIS AND ATTEMPTS TO SEND HIM TO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT SHAWN HANGS ON and NARROWLY WRAPS HIMSELF TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, JUST BARELY ESCAPING CERTAIN DEATH!!! COLBY SOL GRINS AT HIM AND TELLS HIM:
“It’s only business!”
Rich Russillo: Shawn Sturgis looks absolutely infuriated, Sol’s plan all along was to stab him in the back, but is that not exactly what you should expect in a match of this nature?!? SHAWN CHARGES AT SOL, AVOIDING A LARIAT, SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES WITH A BACKHANDSPRING AND NAILING COLBY WITH A BACK ELBOW!!!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM SHAWN STURGIS!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! SHAWN, NOW, QUICKLY HEADS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND THROWS HIMSELF INTO HARM’S WAY WITH THE “LOOK NO HANDS” CRUSHING THE ABDOMEN OF COLBY SOL!!!!! SHAWN STURGIS WITH MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE!!! SHAWN STURGIS LETS OUT A ROAR OF ADRENALINE, HE SMELLS VICTORY IN THE AIR, HE KNOWS HE’S ALMOST DONE IT!! STURGIS LIFTS SOL, ONCE AGAIN, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG….SHAWN STURGIS WITH ”SEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEENNNNNNNN” THAT SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB, WHAT A MOVE FROM SHAWN STURGIS, COLBY SOL IS DOWN AND OUT!!! SHAWN NOW LOOKING TO THROW COLBY OVER THE TOP, BUT SOL JUST BARELY CLINGING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!! HOW, HOW THE HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE AFTER THIS AMOUNT OF PUNISHMENT!!! THESE MEN ARE INHUMAN!! SHAWN LOOKING TO PRY THE FINGERS OF SOL OFF THE ROPE, DESPERATELY RIPPING AT THE HANDS OF COLBY!!! WAIT, SHAWN TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK FROM CEPHEUS!!! ST. CLAIRE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AND HE JUST SHATTERED THE JAW OF SHAWN INTO A MILLION PIECES!!!! NOW CEPHEUS WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!! DRIVING SHAWN STURGIS TO THE MAT!!! THIS IS IT, SHAWN’S OUT!! CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE DUMPING THE LIFELESS BODY OF SHAWN STURGIS OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE SLAMS AGAINST THE FLOOR AND IS OUT OF THIS MATCH!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Shawn Sturgis has been eliminated.
James Peters: HOLY SHIT!!! SHAWN STURGIS, A FAVORITE IN THIS MATCH, ELIMINATED BY CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE, WHO APPEARS TO BE MUCH FRESHER THAN COLBY SOL!!! IT LOOKS AS THOUGH CEPHEUS IS GONNA TAKE THIS ONE ALL THE WAY HOME, YOU COULDN’T HAVE WRITTEN A RETURN ANY BETTER!!! CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE AWAITING COLBY, LOOKING FOR “THE LONE SOL” TO FIND HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, HE’S GOING TO TAKE THIS ONE!!! CEPHEUS LIFTING COLBY- WAIT, COLBY WITH A JAB RIGHT TO THE NOSE OF ST. CLAIRE, FOLLOWED UP BY A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!!!! SOL SERVING ST. CLAIRE A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!!! HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM, NOW COLBY SOL LOOKING TO LAUNCH CEPHEUS OVER, THIS IT IT, COLBY’S FINALLY DONE IT!!!! NO, CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE HANGS ON, HE STOPPED THE ATTEMPTED ELIMINATION, NOW CEPHEUS COUNTERS ANOTHER ATTEMPTED STRIKE, DROPPING COLBY WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! WOW!!!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE!!!! CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE NOW LOOKING FOR “THE SHADY ENDING” LOOKING TO END SOL FOR GOOD TONIGHT!!! CAREFULLY STALKING HIS PREY, ST. CLAIRE ATTEMPTS THE “SHADY ENDING”!!!! NO, IT DOESN’T GO, SOL COUNTERS, HE GRABS HOLD OF CEPHEUS, WOW, WHAT STRENGTH FROM SOL!!! NOW SOL WITH A HUGE SIDE SUPLEX TO CEPHEUS, DRIVING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!! WHAT A MATCH!!! HOW ARE BOTH MEN STILL CONSCIOUS!!!
Persephone: Colby beginning to make his way to his feet, he appears to be the fresher of the two, this match seems to be coming to a close, both men looking to finish it right now! Colby lifting Cepheus to his feet, he’s going to take it home right he-WAIT, CEPHEUS STUNG HIM WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!!! A HORRIBLE KICK TO THE CHIN, AGAIN!!! THAT’S BEEN HIS ACE IN THE HOLE, NOW CEPHEUS LAUNCHING SOL OVER THE TOP, THIS IS IT, HOW THE FUCK, COLBY SOL STILL HANGING ON!!!!!! BUT, HE CAN’T FOR MUCH LONGER, HE’S LOSING HIS GRIP, HE’S GOING TO FALL ANY SECOND NOW –
Rich Russillo: ….
James Peters: ….
Persephone: HOLY SHT!!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT’S JESSE BARLOW!!! JESSE BARLOW STORMING DOWN THE STAGE, GLIDING INTO THE RING AND SLICING CEPHEUS IN HALF WITH AN “ABOLISHER” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!? NOW JESSE BARLOW LIFTING CEPHEUS AND PUSHES HIM TOWARDS COLBY SOL, WHO DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOPE ROPE, CEHPUS TUMBLES TO THE FLOOR, THATS FUCKING IT!!!! COLBY WINS!!! COLBY WINS!!!! COLBY SOL HAS WON THE CLUSTERFUCK BATTLE ROYALE!!!
Bella Braxton: LADIESSS AND GENNNTTTLLLEEEMANNNNN, HEREEEE IS YOOOUURRRRR WINNNNNNNNERRR, COOOOLLLLBBBYYYY SOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Jesse Barlow first, sacrificed himself for Colby, then helped him win such a big opportunity! What a night for Sol, who has a confused, yet slightly optimistic look on his face, as he eyes Jesse Barlow making his way up the ramp. Cepheus and Jesse Barlow already had history behind them, the bad blood has only thickened tonight. What a night, what a match!
Rich Russillo: Congratulations, Colby Sol! Sunday Night Voltage will be back with more action next! Thank you all for tuning in!
(Barlow and Sol smirk at one another, as for the second week in a row, Colby has come out victorious thanks to Jesse. This new found partnership is interesting to say the least.)
(Voltage fades into a promotional ad for the Showdown exclusive event, Odyssey.)
(A promotional ad for the final Showdown free-per-view of the season, Odyssey airs. See Mr. DEDEDE defend the Answers World Championship against Chris Elite in a ‘Title vs. Gawd Contract’. Also, the number one contender for the Answers World Championship will be determined in a No Way Out match. See six Elitists compete for the right to headline Pain for Pride in what will be their final shot of the season at capturing a world championship. Odyssey comes to you live on free-per-view, Saturday May 23rd, 2020.)
(Voltage returns and cuts to Bella.)
(The camera cuts to Bella, who smiles into the camera.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta begins to play across the PA system and a very timid looking Jordie Marr steps onto the stage. She’s dressed in actual ring gear, that’s super cute by the way, and even though she’s not a wrestler, she certainly looks like one tonight.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 103 pounds… JORDIE MARR!!!
James Peters: Well this doesn’t look like the same confident woman who talked a lot of shit earlier in the week…
Persephone: :mjlol: Give me a fucking break. We all know that bimbo bitch had Charlie Marr write her lines for her. She sounded like a carbon copy of him, and it was fucking hilarious. Like Charlie is fucking disgusting, don’t get me wrong, but at least he can back up all the bullshit he spews. Jordie doesn’t stand a chance tonight against Jack, and that’s sad because Ripley is nothing more than an overrated vanilla midget with a weird complex.
Rich Russillo: Speak it, my queen.
(Jordie pauses as she stands in front of the ring. She clearly doesn’t want to get inside, but she knows she has no other choice. Something like this was bound to happen, considering the amount of times she’s put herself on the line for her husband, and now it looks like all of her sins are about to come back and haunt her.)
(While Jordie debates on whether or not to get into the ring, Charlie’s theme music fades out and is replaced by “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL. Her blue eyes widen in fear as she turns around and sees her big brother, Jack, step onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… also from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 202 pounds… he is the Straight Shooter… JACK RIPLEY!!!
(There is no emotion in Jack’s eyes as he stares down his sister. He threatened to beat her ass earlier in the week and it looks like he is about to make good on that promise.)
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I would hate to be in Jordie Marr’s wrestling boots right now. How many times do you think Jack Ripley has fantasized about this type of scenario? He literally has free reign to destroy his sister tonight, and make her regret ever turning her back on their family.
James Peters: This whole thing is deeply personal and goes back to last season. I’m scared for Jordie, if you want me to be honest. I mean, she deserves whatever the fuck happens to her. Don’t get me wrong. But I am still scared to see what that ends up being.
Persephone: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz!!!! If I wanted family drama I would watch Jerry Springer reruns! I just hope Jack doesn’t drag this out or fuck it up somehow. I just want to get to the main event!!!
Rich Russillo: Can I just ask you what Rex has that I don’t?
James Peters: Are you serious, bro?
Persephone: I mean… literally everything?
(Jack has gotten into the ring, but Jordie is standing on the opposite side. She doesn’t want to get in, and this seems to amuse the hell out of Jack.)
Jack Ripley (Off Mic): I thought you knew what you were doing in the ring? I thought you were going to beat my ass??
Jordie Marr (Off Mic): Charlie told me to say that! I didn’t mean it! Call the match off, Jack. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
Jack Ripley (Off Mic): Nah, sis. That’s not happening.
(Jack turns to the referee.)
Jack Ripley (Off Mic): Ring the bell.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Persephone: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The stupid whore just took off running! And look! JACK IS OUT OF THE RING! HE CHASES JORDIE UP THE RAMP AND GRABS HER BY THE HAIR! JORDIE IS BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH JACK TO LET HER GO BUT HE DRAGS HER BACK DOWN TO THE RING! I THINK SHE’S STARTING TO CRY! THERE’S NO CRYING IN WRESTLING, DUMMY!!!!
James Peters: Jack throws Jordie into the ring! She quickly rolls to the ropes and locks her arms and legs around them, hanging on for dear life, and the referee is telling Jack to back off! Jack ignores him and he grabs Jordie by the hair and rips her away from the only safety she has in this match! He pulls her up and look at his face. You can see there is nothing there but pure hate and anger. Jack can try and convince all of us that he’s moved on and away from his sister’s betrayal but his eyes tell an entirely different story.
Jordie Marr (Off Mic): Please don’t hurt me, Jack. I’m sorry. It doesn’t have to be like this! I’m sorry! Forgive me, please!
Rich Russillo: :damn: JACK JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF JORDIE! She falls to the canvas holding her face, and Jack is glaring down at Jordie! He bends down and grabs her by the hair, pulling her tear stained face up to his. Jordie continues to plead with Jack, but Jack shows absolutely no mercy and throws her into the ropes. He catches Jordie on the rebound with an arm drag, but once he gets her on the mat, he doesn’t follow through on anything. Jack said he was going to murder his sister, but I know Jack Ripley. He has a conscience, and I think he is conflicted on how he really wants to approach this match. I know for a fact, Jordie isn’t going to have anything in the tank that can hurt him, but I don’t really believe that Jack wants to truly hurt Jordie. He might want to knock some sense into her, but I refuse to believe he wants to end her.
Persephone: Then he is fucking soft, Rich. That’s why he’ll never be able to take that next step and reach world champion status. Fucking kill her, Jack! You stupid fucking pussy!!!
James Peters: You are just such a delight on commentary, Persephone.
Persephone: I know!
Rich Russillo: Jordie is crawling to the corner, but Jack grabs her by the ankle and pulls her back into the center of the ring. Jordie is kicking, doing whatever she can to get away from Jack, but he twists her ankle! Jordie lets out an ear piercing shriek and Jack immediately lets go. He grabs her up by the back of the neck instead and pulls her over towards the corner. Jack slams Jordie’s head off the top turnbuckle and turns her around, switching to a choke. Jordie tries to fend him off, but Jack is too strong!
Referee: ONE… TWO…
James Peters: Jack breaks, but he pops his sister in the face once more! He looks disgusted at the moment, and Jordie has slumped into a sitting position and has drawn her knees up to her chest. She’s hiding her face and Jack has bent down so that the two of them are on the same level.
Jack Ripley (Off Mic): I just want to know why. Tell me why and I’ll end this match.
(Jordie just shakes her head. Whatever she says in response isn’t picked up on camera, but it’s heard loud and clear by Jack. He roughly jerks Jordie up by the arm and drags her towards the center of the ring.)
Rich Russillo: I wish I could have heard what Jordie said to Jack. It might be something none of us will ever know, but whatever it was, didn’t really seem to settle well with him. Jordie is working to wrench her arm free of Jack, but Jack whips her into the ropes! Jordie shockingly enough is able to hook her arms, and stop herself from rebounding, and Jack is wise enough to keep his emotions in check and not rush her. Jordie holds onto the ropes, while Jack goads her into coming forward, but instead, Jordie drops down and rolls to the outside. Jordie is trying to leave once again, but there’s Jack! Jack grabs Jordie by the arm, but she turns around and nails him with a solid right hand!
James Peters: Jack is a bit stunned! Jordie threw all her weight behind that punch, and it didn’t knock him down! Jordie throws another right, but Jack blocks it, and nails Jordie with a forearm! She loses her footing and falls to the ground, and that allows Jack to grab her and drag her towards the ring! Jack hauls Jordie back to her feet and attempts to slam her face off the apron, but Jordie kicks him in the knee and follows it up with a forearm to the face! Jordie with some offense, because I think it’s starting to sink that it’s kill or be killed now! Jack might have shown her some mercy, but there’s no doubt that he will go for the win in this match! Jordie crawls into the ring and Jack quickly crawls in after her, but Jordie is quick to start stomping on Jack! I don’t know how much damage her stomps are actually doing, but she is doing her best to keep Jack on the mat! Jack grabs the ropes and he is able to pull himself up, and he immediately turns Jordie inside out with a clothesline!!!
Persephone: Welp. She tried, I guess.
Rich Russillo: Jordie is holding her chest as she pulls herself to her knees. Jack kicks her right in the ribs and Jordie immediately curls up into the fetal position. Jack kicks her again, and whatever hesitation he might have had left seems to have flown completely out the window! He kicks Jordie for a third time, and jerks her up… hooking her in position for a belly to belly suplex!!!
James Peters: Jack grabs Jordie and pulls her up. He begins to berate her, and Jordie tries to shove him back. Jack maintains his hold on her and wrenches her arm behind her back. Jordie is unable to break free, and Jack slaps her a few times in the back of the head. Jordie continues to try and get her arm free, but Jack isn’t having it. He seems fine with just torturing Jordie for right now, and now he is hooking the other arm. Jack transitions into a Full Nelson and he pulls up Jordie! Jordie thrashes about, and Jack throws her overhead!!! Jordie’s head slams into the turnbuckles and that might have taken the little bit of fight Jordie had out of her! Jordie is curled in the fetal position and Jack once again kicks her in the ribs! He stomps on her head a few times before dragging her back towards the center of the ring. Jack gets Jordie back to her feet and wait a second…
Persephone: CHARLIE MARR JUST HIT THE RING! HE CLUBS JACK IN THE BACK RIGHT AS JACK WAS BACKING UP TO HIT ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’ AND THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: THE FIGHT IS ON! CHARLIE IS HAMMERING FIST AFTER FIST DOWN ON JACK, BUT JACK IS FIGHTING BACK! JACK IS ON TOP OF CHARLIE NOW AND HE IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS RIVAL! CHARLIE IS ABLE TO REVERSE AND THEY ARE ROLLING AROUND THE RING NOW! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT PURE HATRED BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN WHICH IS WHY CAPTAIN CHARISMA MADE THE MATCH BETWEEN THEM AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH!
James Peters: THE BRAWL HAS SPILLED TO THE GROUND AND CHARLIE HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF JACK AND RAMMED HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! CHARLIE PULLS THE STEPS APART AND HE SLAMS THEM DOWN ON JACK! CHARLIE IS REACHING UNDER THE RING NOW AND HE PULLS OUT A KENDO STICK! HE IS BEATING THE RING STEPS WITH THE KENDO STICK NOW! CHARLIE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT! HE FINALLY BREAKS THE KENDO STICK IN HALF AND HE KICKS THE STEPS OFF JACK! CHARLIE GOES TO STAB THE BROKEN PIECE OF KENDO STICK INTO JACK’S FOREHEAD BUT JACK IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY!
Persephone: Boooo! Here comes security right as this mess was getting good. I have yet to see a good murder since joining the commentary team, and I want more blood, dammit!
(Security has grabbed a hold of Charlie and is pulling him away from the scene. The Libertine manages to break free, but he doesn’t go for Jack again. Instead, he goes to Jordie, who had retreated towards the timekeeper’s area when the brawl broke out.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Are you alright?
(Jordie nods her head and in a rare display of affection, Charlie kisses her on the forehead and takes her hand.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Tough girl.
(Jordie wraps her arms around Charlie, and the two head away from the scene. Some officials are down at the ring checking on Jack, and a sadistic grin crosses Charlie’s face.)
(The scene at ringside fades out.)
(The camera fades into the backstage area as people push through the curtain and enter the area. The Grand Athletes are seen entering the catering area after the Clusterfuck Battle Royal as they seem to be very discouraged and annoyed at the circumstances they’ve been placed into. They make their way through catering, with both grabbing waters, before Mark stops Limmy and raises an eyebrow before speaking.)
Mark Macias: I don’t get it, why did it have to come out like this? I simply believe that we have the skills to make it big in this company but what seems to be every single time we enter the ring, something does happen to go wrong, what gives Limmy? What gives?
Limmy Monaghan: Believe me I knew we were gonna beat those little shitty cunts in the ring too but it just fumbled. I believe there’s some wild conspiracy against us, that people have an agenda to get on after us two little mates because clearly in my eyes, everyone is so scared of our pure, raw talent.
Mark Macias: Exactly and maybe this little boat that Voltage sails doesn’t realize that either. We’re not booked for Fighting Spirit! What does that tell you also Limmy? You see the card beginning to take place, the borefest of matches popping up once every week and you know what it annoys me that we don’t get to see our beautiful faces on it. You’ve got everyone else but us on it, why are we not on it?! What the hell is going on?!
Limmy Monaghan: Believe me, I think I have the cure to our little problems that we seem to have. That little interim dobber of a General Manager tonight, Malcolm Jones might have the solution. I say we go forrit.
(Mark gives a nod as they both walk forward across the hallway and finally meeting and stopping in front of a door with the plate ‘Captain Charisma’ on it yet it has been taped over as ‘MaLcolM JonEs’ is written over it as they both give a shrug and knock on the door before opening the door. ‘Zoo York’ by Lil Tjay ft. Fivio Foreign & Pop Smoke is playing as Malcolm Jones is seen at the desk where Captain Charisma would usually be. He’s lounging with his feet propped up on the desk as his girlfriend, Keisha Brown, is behind him massaging his shoulders, it’s hard to tell if he’s sleeping or not with some sunglasses over his head but not before long he slowly brings them down to the bridge of his nose as he raises a eyebrow before speaking.)
Malcolm Jones: Now why the fuck are you yakubians in MY office?
Mark Macias: Well Mr. Jones we have to question what The Grand Athletes have been put through during our time here on Voltage. Clearly we’ve been victims of a facist agenda here and we’re not happy about it, we’ve exposed it and clearly now we want a solution! Time after time again we’ve been TARGETED because of our skill and in return it’s caused us to be held back. We’re bred and meant to be future Unified Tag Team Champions don’t you get it? We’re the best things ever and we should be respected for it.
Malcolm Jones: :mjlol:
Mark Macias & Limmy Monaghan: ???
(Malcolm can’t help but laugh hysterically for a moment as Limmy and Mark look at each other in confusion at what’s happening before looking back at Malcolm. Malcolm slowly stops laughing before clearing his throat and beginning to speak once more)
Malcolm Jones: I’m sorry beloveds, but if you’re coming here trying to whine and moan to be about your petty little problems, then clearly for starters y’all are way too childish to even know what ‘facist’ means. You bunch gotta learn what this business is about if you get me? C’mon, SOMETIMES even I know what downtime is and you guys are just feeling the backwash of this business. But for you guys?! :mjpls: Seems like y’all have been feeling that for a long ass time. Imma be straight with you for a moment here as much as I hate the idea of reforming the Blicky Boyz, I know damn straight that we were better than you guys by a mile, hell as much as I hate to say this, I could even say that fucking MarrKade was better than you guys’ “tea and crumpets” shtick. So toss that shit about “bEsT ThInGs EVer” out the window and smell the roses “mates”.
Limmy Monaghan: You’re laughing?! Laughing at us?! As much as you hate to admit it to yourself, through such a dense, piece of shite ego that only sees that bastard’s view, we are the next big thing. And what we need? What we need is a chance to prove ourselves, even a simpleton could understand that. Case in point that’s why we need to be on the Fighting Spirit card to dumb it down for you, and you NEED to book us.
Malcolm Jones: The question is who?! Who in the fucking world are you gunna face and try to stick it to me and show that y’all got the guts to make it in this business? Clearly you got your work cut out for you if you wanna do that more than anything else, you fucking bozos won’t last seconds, give me a break if you’re actually gunna enter my office and meet me with absolutely nothing in fucking return.
Mark Macias: We don’t care, we couldn’t give a rat’s ass. We just want competition, give us anyone in the whole entire world and The Grand Athletes will show that we can one-up them more than anything else.
(Malcolm raises a eyebrow again with a smirk on his face.)
Malcolm Jones: Iight, so you’ll face… anyone?
Mark Macias & Limmy Monaghan: Mhm.
Malcolm Jones: Literally anyone?
Limmy Monaghan: Read between the lines cunt and book us.
(Malcolm holds his hands up in joking defense for a moment as he takes off his sunglasses and puts them on the desk in front of him.)
Malcolm Jones: Iiight… your wish I guess. So at Fighting Spirit it will be The Grand Athletes against… TERRY CHAMBERS! And…
(Malcolm takes a break and takes a dramatic pause as he starts laughing for a moment before looking at the two of them.)
Malcolm Jones: DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Mark Macias & Limmy Monaghan: O.
Malcolm Jones: Don’t get your panties all twisted, if it cheers you up you kindergarteners, it’s ain’t like they gon’ get along. You’ll be fine, now get the fuck out.
(The Grand Athletes give a nod to Malcolm Jones as they turn around and begin to walk out. A blank expression is painted on both of their faces as clearly they’re thinking this over, the decision put into place by Malcolm Jones, as Voltage fades out elsewhere.)
(Voltage fades into another part of the backstage area, and Ms. Extreme is seen walking down the hallway. She’s walking with a purpose, dressed in her gear, with her chin held in the air at a stubborn angle. She’s about to approach the last person she ever wanted to face, but for once, Ms. Extreme is willing to swallow her pride. With Captain Charisma not in the building tonight thanks to Chris Elite’s Gawd Contract, the only person on Voltage with any sort of authority is the former EAW World Champion, Malcolm Jones. Ms. Extreme has never hidden the fact that she hates Malcolm Jones. It annoys her to no end that she has to approach the man tonight, but with no clear Path to Pride, she’s got to do something to get the ball rolling on her end. Ms. Extreme passes The Grand Athletes who are muttering something about facing Terry and Bethany, and she comes to a stop in front of what should be Captain Charisma’s office. The door is shut and Ms. Extreme being Ms. Extreme reaches for the door handle. She’s not really one to knock. However, common sense prevails and she stops herself, and after swallowing her pride, she knocks on the door.)
Malcolm Jones (O.S.): Who the fuck is it now??
(Ms. Extreme takes that as her invitation to come inside, and Malcolm immediately looks a little less bored.)
Malcolm Jones: The fuck you want?
Ms. Extreme: Hi Malcolm. Wonderful weather we’re having.
Malcolm Jones: You can stop right fuckin’ there.
Ms. Extreme: Fine. Look, I’m not even going to beat around the bush. You’re the last fucking person I ever expected to have to approach, but I want to talk to you about Fighting Spirit.
Malcolm Jones: :mjpls:
(Ms. Extreme ignores Malcolm. It was hard for her to ask anyone for anything, let alone someone like Malcolm. Not to mention, Ms. Extreme felt like her future was at stake.)
Ms. Extreme: When Captain Charisma made the announcement about the No Way Out match at Fighting Spirit, I knew immediately that I wanted to be part of the match. After what happened with Cameron, it’s more important to me than ever before to make sure I take control of my destiny. I want to be a world champion. I want to surpass my sister and become the greatest female wrestler this company has ever seen. Put me in. I want to headline Pain for Pride.
Malcolm Jones: You and every other bitch on this roster. What makes you so special, Camille Jane Ava? Besides, why would you want to compete for a lowly women’s championship, anyway? It’s well known that you Ava bitches don’t actually respect titles designed for females, and hate competing in the women’s division. Why don’t you convince Candice to switch spots with you? I’m sure the Answers World Championship is right up your alley since it’s obviously a more prestigious belt.
(Ms. Extreme bristles at Malcolm’s obvious sarcasm, and had to purse her lips together to keep from lashing out. Thanks to Cameron’s relentless pursuit of a male world championship belt, everyone seemed to think that all of the sisters looked down their noses at female world championships, and that simply wasn’t the case. Ms. Extreme was ambitious, and she knew that in order to surpass Cameron, she would have to prove herself against EVERYONE in EAW. The world championship did not matter, because Cameron had held them both, and that’s what Ms. Extreme planned on doing.)
Ms. Extreme: I understand why you might think that, but a world championship is a world championship, and one thing Cameron never got a chance to hold is the Universal Women’s Championship. She fought for it, and I wanted her to win it, but she came up short. I want to go further than she did, and win it. Being in the No Way Out match and earning a trip to main event Pain for Pride against either Minerva or Kasey would be a dream come true for me, and it’s the perfect place for me to start building my own legacy. I’ve conquered one division. I’m the longest reigning PURE Champion in history. I wanted more out of my Interwire Championship reign, but it was cut short. There is nothing I can do to change that, which is why I’m focusing on pursuing my next goal. I would love to hold the Universal Women’s Championship, and become the greatest champion of that belt. The belt will be a year old at Pain for Pride and I’m the perfect woman to hoist it up on its birthday. :wow:
(Malcolm couldn’t help but roll his eyes.)
Malcolm Jones: Save your bullshit for someone else, because I ain’t buying it. You don’t give a damn about that belt because you’re just another bitch with a God complex. You’ll never be satisfied with being in the women’s division because you somehow think it makes you lesser than. The only reason you’re not tryna to chase the EAW World Championship is because Rex already snatched up that spot thanks to winning Grand Rampage, not to mention he bodied you at Bloodsport in a match that should have been in your wheelhouse moreso than his. You also know that you can’t fuck with Andrea on your best day, and you would never be able to defeat her for that title. So really, you tryin’ to turn your attention to a belt you believe has lesser competition so you can win it, and stay relevant. Fuck outta here, you adopted bitch. I’m not about to put your ass in a match that you don’t really want to be in. There’s still a handful of bitches in this company who know their place and appreciate the titles that were erected for the women’s division. They actually respect the value of the belts and want to work hard and win them, and prove that they’re not lesser than the male championships.
(Ms. Extreme opens her mouth to reply, but nothing comes out. She’s honestly shocked at Malcolm’s response to her request, and seeing how dumbfounded the Red Queen looks, Malcolm laughs. It’s a harsh, rather bitter laugh.)
Malcolm Jones: And you can really wipe the stupid look off your face. You really didn’t expect me to actually grant your request, did you? Didn’t I open the show and warn your bitches not to come up to me and ask me for anything? MaLcOlM sHoUlD nEvEr HaVe AnY kInD oF pOwEr headass. I bet you regret that right now, don’t you?
(Ms. Extreme takes a deep breath and narrows her eyes in Malcolm’s direction.)
Ms. Extreme: Fuck you.
(She turns and storms out of the office, slamming the door behind her as hard as she can. Ms. Extreme whirls around and looks at the door, glaring at Malcolm’s name. She punches the door as hard as she can, denting it, and she grits her teeth.)
Ms. Extreme: I’m getting in that fucking match no matter what and I will headline Pain for Pride.
(Ms. Extreme stomps off down the hallway and disappears as Voltage fades to break.)
(Commercial break for Pizza Hut box featuring the entire Payne family. Xander, Peyton, Ameer, and Seneca are see sharing the family box with their cousin, Jordan Payne, at the dinner table. Thankfully there is no Chairman around to sneeze on the food of the little ones this time.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is an Extreme Rules match and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..
(‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day hits, and after a few moments Ms. Extreme makes her way to the stage. She has a focused look on her face, and she wastes no time walking down the ramp and entering the ring, as she is clearly frustrated due to Malcolm Jones refusing to put her in the No Way Out match at Fighting Spirit.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Calabasas, California….. Weighing in at 135 pounds…. MISSSSSSS EEEEEEEEXXXXTTERRREEEEEEEEEEMMMEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: I’ll admit, I’m very curious as to why Malcolm Jones would make these two fight each other, especially in such a violent match. Anyways, I’m sure Ms. Extreme isn’t going to take this match lightly. She specializes in matches like this, and after Malcolm Jones wouldn’t put her in the No Way Out match, I’m sure she’s gonna want to prove why she should be in it.
Rich Russillo: Yep, Camille has a chip on her shoulder, and I don’t think she’s gonna hold back at all, even if she’s facing her own sister in the Interwire Champion, Consuela Rose Ava. I’ll admit, I’m pretty interested to be honest. I guess this was bound to happen eventually with Consuela being the one to end Ms. Extreme’s Interwire title reign, but I guess I didn’t expect this to be how it happened.
Persephone: Yes yes we get it the ginger is angry let’s just get her opponent out already.
(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes follows, and soon after Consuela Rose Ava makes her way to the stage with the Interwire Championship draped on her shoulder. She looks towards Ms. Extreme with a clear look of determination on her face, and immediately begins walking down the ramp, making her way to the ring to face her own sister in an Extreme Rules match, a match where anything and everything goes.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent…. Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 120 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, CONNSSSUUUEEELLAAA ROOOOOOSSEE AAAAAVVVAAAA!!!!!
James Peters: Last week Consuela Rose Ava failed to win that Champions Showcase triple threat match, but seeing how it ended, she definitely has nothing to worry about there. This week she has another opportunity to prove herself as the new Interwire Champion, and she’s gonna do that by facing her sister in a match Camille has the advantage in. These two are professionals so I know they won’t hold back, but I have to wonder what lengths they’ll go to in order to actually win.
Rich Russillo: That’s the part I’m most interested in. Someone is gonna die, I can already see it. There’s no way both of these women will be walking out of Voltage perfectly fine after this.
Persephone: So let’s just get this over with already so we can get closer to the main event.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: This match is now underway- AND MS. EXTREME GOES RIGHT AFTER CONSUELA ROSE AVA! MS. EXTREME HITS CONSUELA WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW SHE’S JUST POUNDING AWAY AT HER! MS. EXTREME BACKING CONSUELA INTO A CORNER HERE AND SHE’S JUST REPEATEDLY THROWING PUNCHES AT HER! CLEARLY CAMILLE IS STILL MAD OVER WHAT WENT DOWN NOT LONG AGO WITH MALCOLM JONES, AND UNFORTUNATELY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S FORCED TO TAKE HER ANGER OUT ON HER OWN SISTER! MS. EXTREME WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK IN THE CORNER, CAUSING CONSUELA TO HAVE TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Camille rolling out of the ring in pursuit of the Interwire Champion now, and now he grabs her by the neck BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE- NO! Camille attempted to send Consuela into the ring post, but Consuela stopped herself before delivering a back elbow to Camille! Consuela trying to capitalize now- BUT CAMILLE IS HITS CONSUELA WITH A FOREARM! Camille rolling Consuela back into the ring now before rolling in herself, and Camille now trying to pick Consuela off the mat- BUT CONSUELA PULLS CAMILLE DOWN INTO A GROUNDED HEADLOCK!
Persephone: Somehow the ginger one is struggling when she was just beating Cons- whatever her name is up the entire match. The ginger is punching the Champion in the back, doing whatever she can to get out of the submission I guess. You know I really wish Malcolm just put Rex in every match tonight. That’d make this show a lot more interesting, and I’m sure Rex would be able to handle it-
James Peters: Can you focus on the actual match please?
Rich Russillo: Don’t tell her what to do.
James Peters: :skip: Whatever. Camille is able to wrap her legs around Consuela’s head and pry her off of her, releasing the headlock before both women get back to their feet. Camille now swinging for a lariat, but Consuela ducks it before locking in a standing headlock! Camille immediately running to the ropes, and that causes Consuela to release the headlock as she bounces off the set of ropes! CONSUELA MANAGES TO DUCK THAT CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY CAMILLE BEFORE BOUNCING OFF THE NEXT PAIR OF ROPES, AND THERE’S A BEAUTIFUL HURRICANRANA BY THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! Camille backing into the corner now, AND THAT ALLOWS CONSUELA TO CHARGE IN AND HIT A FOREARM SMASH!
Rich Russillo: Consuela dropping Camille to the mat now, and it looks like she’s climbing up to the top rope! Camille managed to get back to her feet, but clearly that’s what Consuela wanted! CONSUELA DIVES- BUT CAMILLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CONSUELA MANAGES TO ROLL TO HER FEET, BUT CAMILLE QUICKLY GRABS HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK! TWIST OF FAT- NO! CONSUELA PUSHES HER AWAY BEFORE PULLING HER BACK DOWN INTO A ROLL UP! CAMILLE IMMEDIATELY KICKS OUT OF IT, BUT CONSUELA SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! CAMILLE MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON THOUGH!
Persephone: I still don’t get how these two are supposed to be sisters, but they don’t seem very family-like right now. The ginger is quickly climbing up to the top rope, and- o. Ouch. The Champ just shoved the ginger off the top rope, and she just fell out to ringside. Camille looks pretty hurt, does this mean we can get the match called off now?
James Peters: No, it’s an Extreme Rules match Persephone. This match has to end in a pin or submission.
Persephone: Ugh, that’s boring. Why are they even fighting anyway, didn’t Malcolm Jones make this match? Can’t they just like, not fight?
James Peters: Well I for one am sure Camille is going to be doing whatever she can in order to prove she has what it takes to become a World Champion, especially when she was denied entry into the No Way Out match. Consuela likely wants to prove something similar by showing what she’s capable of as Interwire Champion. These two may be sisters, but clearly even that won’t stop them from doing whatever it takes to win this match. Consuela rolling outside of the ring now, and she lifts Camille up- JUST FOR CAMILLE TO DRIVE HER INTO THE RING POST! CONSUELA IS DOWN, AND NOW CAMILLE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING UNDER THE RING, WHAT’S SHE DOING!? Oh no… Camille has brought out the first weapon of the match in the form of a kendo stick, and clearly she doesn’t care about anything other than proving herself right now! Consuela slowly trying to get back up after being sent into the ring post- AND CAMILLE WHACKS CONSUELA IN THE BACK WITH THE KENDO STICK! CAMILLE WITH ANOTHER HIT TO THE BACK WITH THE KENDO STICK! AND ANOTHER ONE!
Rich Russillo: Camille is repeatedly hitting Consuela with that kendo stick, and Consuela can’t seem to escape this attack! Consuela trying to get back into the ring, BUT ANOTHER HIT WITH THE KENDO STICK TAKES HER OFF OF THE APRON! CAMILLE WITH ONE MORE SHOT- WAIT, NO! CONSUELA MANAGES TO CATCH THE KENDO STICK, AND NOW SHE KICKS CAMILLE IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE THROWING THE KENDO STICK TO THE GROUND! CONSUELA GRABBING CAMILLE NOW, AND SHE HITS HER WITH A FOREARM, BUT SHE DOESN’T STOP AT JUST ONE! CONSUELA REPEATEDLY HITTING CAMILLE WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM, AND CAMILLE NOW TRYING TO RETALIATE, BUT CONSUELA BLOCKS HER ATTEMPT AT A PUNCH BEFORE HITTING HER WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
Persephone: Champ is lifting ginger up and I guess she’s attempting a northern lights suplex, but ginger put her feet onto the apron before hitting Champ with a tornado DDT. If only ginger actually tried pinning her, but everyone on Voltage is stupid. Except Rexy of course. Ginger rolling Champ back into the ring, and instead of pinning her she’s going back under the ring for some reason. Ginger just took out a table from under the ring, and are you sure these two don’t hate each other?
James Peters: Positive, and their names are Consuela and Camille. Anyways Camille now is sliding that table into the ring before rolling back in herself, and now she picks Consuela up- BEFORE CONSUELA SLIPS BEHIND HER AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE! THAT GERMAN SUPLEX CAUGHT CAMILLE BY SURPRISE, AND NOW CONSUELA IS PUMPING HERSELF UP! CONSUELA RUNNING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS CAMILLE USES THE TURNBUCKLES TO PULL HERSELF UP, AND NOW CONSUELA CHARGES IN- JUST FOR CAMILLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING CONSUELA TO RUN SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Rich Russillo: Consuela falling out onto the apron, and now Camille uses the ropes to pull herself back to her feet. Camille grabbing Consuela now and pulling her through the middle rope, AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT SHE’S SETTING UP FOR! TWIST OF FATE!!! CAMILLE JUST HIT CONSUELA WITH A TWIST OF FATE, HANGING OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE FIRST REAL COVER OF THE MATCH! THIS MIGHT ALREADY BE OVER!
ONE! TWO!! T-
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!! Consuela won’t go down that easily, and I’m sure Camille herself must know that.
Persephone: Well Camille should be trying to finish this match up, but instead she’s going back to that table. Camille is setting the table up in the corner, and now she’s grabbing Consuela, and maybe she isn’t as dumb as she looks since I’m assuming she’s actually about to try and finish this. Camille now sending her into- nevermind. Consuela turned it around and sent her out to the apron, and now she just hit Camille with a step up enzuigiri using the ropes for assistance. Consuela just dropped down on the mat, meanwhile Camille fell off the apron and down to ringside. I really wish this match had count-outs.
James Peters: Camille is crawling past our table, and I don’t exactly know what she’s doing near the time keepers area but it looks like she’s trying to grab something. Consuela now is slowly pulling herself to the ropes and now sliding out of the ring, and clearly she’s feeling the effects of this match so far. Consuela now approaching the time keepers area where Camille is, and- OH MY GOD! CAMILLE JUST THREW THE RING BELL AT CONSUELA, BUT CONSUELA JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID IT! THAT RING BELL WAS INCHES AWAY FROM HITTING CONSUELA RIGHT IN THE FACE! CONSUELA LOOKS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED BY THAT RING BELL, BUT THAT ALLOWS CAMILLE TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE HITS HER IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Rich Russillo: Clearly Camille doesn’t at all care who she has to get through in order to prove why she should be in that No Way Out match! Camille now, HITTING CONSUELA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! CONSUELA LOOKS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF IT, AND NOW CAMILLE GRABS THE KENDO STICK FROM BEFORE AS WELL AS THE STEEL CHAIR, AND SLIDES BOTH WEAPONS BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE ROLLING CONSUELA BACK IN AS WELL! Camille taking a second to catch her breath here- BUT WAIT A MINUTE, HOW ON EARTH!? CONSUELA RUNNING THE ROPES, AND SHE JUST HIT CAMILLE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! HOW DID CONSUELA HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IN HER TO PULL THAT OFF!? BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN, AND SOMEHOW DESPITE CAMILLE THROWING ALL THESE DIFFERENT WEAPONS AT CONSUELA, CONSUELA IS STILL FINDING A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: But why is Consuela refusing to use weapons herself? This is an Extreme Rules match, she should be able to use whatever she wants. Instead she’s just allowing Camille an advantage like an idiot.
James Peters: Well Consuela and Camille are two very different people. Camille is called Ms. Extreme for a reason, she basically thrives in this match type. Of course she’ll have an advantage in a match like this, especially when she doesn’t have the same care about having to face her sister that Consuela seems to have. Camille is frustrated, and now she’s taking out all her anger.
Persephone: Sorry I wasn’t paying attention. Anyways, Consuela is slowly getting back up, and now she’s trying to pull Camille back to her fe- ouch. Camille just grabbed Consuela and pulled her down into a flatliner at the edge of our table.
James Peters: Camille doing whatever she can now to stay in this one after that suicide dive, and now it looks like Consuela might be busted open, look at her nose! Camille using the apron to get back to her feet, and now she grabs Consuela and sends her back into the ring! Camille getting back into the ring before picking Consuela up- BUT CONSUELA PUSHES CAMILLE INTO THE ROPES- AND HITS HER WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY AS SHE REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM! WHAT A GREAT MOVE BY CONSUELA, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE COVER! SHE JUST CAUGHT CAMILLE BY SURPRISE AND NOW IT MIGHT JUST PAY OFF!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!-
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! CONSUELA CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES, SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE MATCH WON! Consuela backing up into the corner before slowly pulling herself up using the turnbuckles, and now it looks like Consuela is going to make sure Camille stays down this time! Consuela is barely even able to stand right now, but she’s doing whatever she can to make sure she wins this match! She’s calling for Camille to get up, and slowly Camille is doing just that! I don’t know how Camille is able to even get up after that Spanish fly, but at this point it might not matter, as it looks like she’s just gonna get put right back down! CONSUELA NOW CHARGING IN AS CAMILLE GETS BACK TO HER FEET, K-
Persephone: Camille just hit Consuela with a step up enzuigiri, and now she’s setting her up for- oh wow. Camille just sent Consuela through the table that was in the corner with an exploder suplex. Consuela looks pretty out of it to be honest, and it looks like Camille has grown some brain cells in the past few minutes because she’s crawling to Consuela and pinning her now. Please let this be it, please let this match be over now.
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Persephone:…… Why? Why did Consuela need to kick out? Do these two not realize that Rex is in the main event? I need to get to his match right now and these two are holding things up.
James Peters: Don’t we still have a handica-
Persephone: Shut up James.
Rich Russillo: I honestly can’t believe Consuela managed to get the shoulder up there. I honestly thought that was it. Camille now is grabbing Consuela by the arm, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY LOCKS IN THE RED HANDED!! THE RED HANDED IS LOCKED IN, AND REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS IN A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!! AT THIS POINT MS. EXTREME WILL PROBABLY TEAR CONSUELA’S ARM OUT OF ITS SOCKET IF SHE HAS TO, AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT IS UNLESS CONSUELA FINDS A WAY TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION!
Persephone: Consuela is grabbing onto the ropes, and like you just said there’s no rope break, so what is she thinking? Honestly I doubt she’s thinking at all, she’s definitely the dumber one of these two seeing as she still has yet to actually attempt to use a weapon. Oh, Consuela is pulling herself out of the ring. So that’s why she grabbed the ropes. Well I stand by what I said, Consuela is still pretty stupid.
James Peters: Consuela manages to escape the Red Handed by pulling herself out of the ring- BUT BEFORE SHE COULD CATCH A BREAK, MS. EXTREME GETS BACK UP AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! CAMILLE NOW EXITING THE RING, AND SHE TRIES PICKING CONSUELA UP TO DO EVEN FURTHER DAMAGE- BUT CONSUELA HITS CAMILLE WITH A BACK BODY DROP, CAUSING CAMILLE TO LAND BACK FIRST ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE! CAMILLE NOW JUST FELL OUT INTO THE EMPTY CROWD AREA, AND NOW CONSUELA IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE CLIMBS ONTO THE BARRICADE- BUT CAMILLE THROWS ONE OF THE CHAIRS IN THE EMPTY CROWD AT HER LEGS, CAUSING HER TO DROP DOWN, LANDING STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: Camille now climbing onto the barricade and picking Consuela up, and I don’t know what Camille is thinking here but I don’t know if it’s the best idea! The amount of balance it takes to even stand on the barricade this long is incredible, but clearly Camille has something in mind- WAIT! CONSUELA IS ALIVE! CONSUELA GRABS CAMILLE AND- OH MY GOD! SPANISH FLY INTO THE CHAIRS!!! CONSUELA JUST HIT CAMILLE WITH A SPANISH FLY, SENDING BOTH WOMEN CRASHING INTO THE CHAIRS!! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN, HOW ON EARTH IS THIS MATCH SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE AFTER THAT!?
Persephone: Oh, I know! I have the perfect solution! Let’s just stop the match! Clearly these two can’t go on anymore, so let’s just call for the bell! The referee now is going over to check on the two, and I think he’s actually gonna do it- oh come on.. WHY!? Consuela just raised her arm up, and it looks like she’s pulling herself up onto one of the unaffected chairs. I’m convinced that these two have a personal vendetta against me, but why? How could anyone ever hate me? I’m literally perfect.
James Peters: Okay Persephone, we get it. Anyways, Consuela is just sitting on one of the chairs away from the mess these two made, and it’s no surprise that Consuela needs to take a while to recover after that. Consuela now is grabbing Camille, and she sends her back over the barricade. Consuela climbing back over the barricade, and now Consuela goes to bring Camille back into the ring- BUT CAMILLE JUST DROVE CONSUELA INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! ONCE AGAIN BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN THANKS TO CAMILLE SENDING CONSUELA INTO THE STEPS! CONSUELA IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE BARRICADE, MEANWHILE CAMILLE IS TRYING TO PULL HERSELF UP!
Rich Russillo: Camille is back to her feet, and now she’s approaching Consuela, who isn’t even moving anymore. Camille pulling Consuela up- BUT CONSUELA HITS CAMILLE WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! Consuela swung wildly there and she managed to connect with a punch- JUST FOR CAMILLE TO DROP HER WITH A PUNCH OF HER OWN! Camille grabbing onto the barricade, probably to stop her from collapsing at this point, and these two are just tearing each other apart!
(Persephone at this point has her head down on the announcement table, and after a few moments snoring is heard.)
Rich Russillo:…. Persephone?
James Peters: Is she sleeping?
Rich Russillo: Yep.
James Peters: Wow. Anyways, Camille now picks Consuela up, AND SHE AIMS TO SEND HER BACK INTO THE STEEL STEPS- BUT CONSUELA MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND SEND CAMILLE INTO THE STEPS- WAIT NO! CAMILLE JUMPS UP AND LANDS ON TOP OF THE STEPS! CAMILLE TURNS AROUND AND DIVES TOWARDS CONSUELA- OH WOW!! RIGHT INTO A KNEE OF DEATH!!! CONSUELA JUST KNEED CAMILLE RIGHT OUT OF MID AIR!! CAMILLE IS DOWN, AND NOW CONSUELA ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING, BUT SHE ISN’T FINISHED THERE, SHE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER! CONSUELA IS LOOKING UNDER THE RING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH, AND… IS THAT…?
Rich Russillo: Consuela rolling into the ring now, and she raises the scepter, BEFORE S- Huh? Consuela just stopped right in her tracks! Camille is slowly finding the strength to look up at Consuela, but it’s clear that she can’t even get back to her feet right now. Camille must have picked up on the hesitation in Consuela, because she’s just smiling at this point!
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic):… P**sy.
Rich Russillo: Consuela is holding the scepter tightly, and at this point I don’t think she knows what she’s supposed to do. All match she has been avoiding the use of weapons, but now this is the perfect chance for her to finish this! Ms. Extreme clearly has nothing left, she’s asking for Consuela to finish the match!
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic):..Do it already.
James Peters: Consuela looks down at the scepter, and she lets out a sigh- BEFORE FINALLY SWINGING IT RIGHT INTO MS. EXTREME’S HEAD!! MS. EXTREME JUST COLLAPSED, AND THANKS TO THE THORN’S ON THE SCEPTER, BLOOD IS POURING FROM CAMILLE’S FOREHEAD! CONSUELA DROPS DOWN ONTO HER KNEES, AND FINALLY DROPS DOWN AND PUTS AN ARM OVER CAMILLE!!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, CONSSUUUEEELLLAAAA ROOOOOSSEEE AAAAAVVVVAAAAA!!!!!!!
Persephone: Huh? I just heard the bell, is it over?
Rich Russillo: Yes bab- I mean Persephone. The match is over.
Persephone: About time.
James Peters: What a match that was though. Honestly, I barely even know what to say. Camille was caught off guard with that knee of death, and after that she basically had the match won. Consuela took out the scepter, and while she hesitated to at first, she finally got a bit of payback after Camille was using all those weapons to her advantage the entire match. These two tore each other apart, so props to Consuela for somehow putting an end to this. These two went through chairs, a table, and the steel steps, to think that these two are sisters doing this to each other is insane.
Rich Russillo: It sure is, but that just goes to show the passion these two have for this business. They put their career before family, and while Consuela may have won this match, I think Camille proved everything she wanted to prove. Honestly this match could’ve gone either way, and that’s not just me being nice. If it wasn’t for Consuela somehow finding the energy to hit the knee of death, who knows if this match would’ve even been over by now. Congratulations Consuela Rose Ava!
Persephone: Thank God this match is over.
(‘We Appreciate Power’ hits, and Consuela doesn’t move for a few seconds. After a few moments, Consuela slowly manages to get back to her feet, and she allows the referee to hold her hand up before handing her the Interwire Championship. Consuela looks over at Camille, before beginning to celebrate her victory as Voltage begins to fade to a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Extra Strength Tylenol. It’s a great cure for headache, as is calling into work!)
(Voltage backs in.)
(Sarah Price is seen backstage, getting ready for her three-on-one match coming up. She clearly has a lot on her mind as she gets ready, as she has her Specialists Championship match coming up against Darcy May Morgan. As she finishes getting ready, she looks up, only to be met with an unpleasant sight.)
Sarah Price:… Can I help you?
(Soon after, World Heavyweight Champion and one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions Drake King walks into the camera’s view with his hands up. Sarah is already unamused at his presence here, and immediately grows a frustrated look on her face.)
Drake King: Look, I come in peace.
Sarah Price: I don’t really care, can you please go away?
Drake King: I just need to talk about Grand Rampage.
Sarah Price: If you want to talk about that, then you should go speak to Sierra.
Drake King: I do. Sierra and I speak every day, and we’re still trying to work things out. Right now I just have a lot on my plate with everything going on at Dynasty-
Sarah Price: Okay, congratulations. You have a lot on your plate, so what? We all have full plates Drake, what makes yours so special?
Drake King: Well, not to make it a competition or anything but I don’t think anything compares to what I’ve had to deal with since Grand Rampage. Fire and Ice are coming after me and Viz’s tag titles, SOSA Henderson was unfairly handed a World Heavyweight Championship match and keeps screwing me over, my sister was literally just kidnapped after being harassed by LC for weeks, and all of this is after Sierra was injured by my own tag team partner at Grand Rampage. Nobody has had to deal with anything remotely similar to what I’ve had to-
(Sarah simply rolls her eyes at Drake’s rambling.)
Sarah Price: Just leave me alone, forever.
Drake King: I just want to talk to you, Sarah.
Sarah Price: No.
Drake King: I-
(Before Drake could finish speaking, someone grabs his shoulder, causing him to turn around, and a confused look on Drake’s face appears as Shawn Sturgis and Komatsu Ogawa enter the camera’s view, both with smirks on their faces.)
Shawn Sturgis: She said go away, didn’t she?
Drake King:…. Hello?
(Sarah sighs, as she knows Komatsu and Shawn aren’t here for any good reason.)
Sarah Price: Great.. Just what I needed right now. You two can go away too you know.
Drake King: What, have they been bothering you or something?
Sarah Price: Well, last week they challenged me to a handicap match at Fighting Spirit, and apparently thought I needed time to think about my decision because apparently they’re “super scary” and I’m a “shy, naive girl”.
Drake King: :skip:
(Shawn Sturgis has an insincere smile on his face as he gets Drake’s attention and holds his hand out for a handshake, which Drake ignores. Shawn puts his hand back down, but keeps the smile on his face as he begins to speak.)
Shawn Sturgis: How’s it going, Champ? I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced yet.
Drake King:.. Ok.
(Drake begins to turn away from Shawn and Komatsu, clearly not paying any attention to them whatsoever, when Ogawa begins to speak, saying something that obviously would catch Drake’s attention.)
Komatsu Ogawa: Honestly I can see why people want to see the two of you together. You two really are a match made in Christian Mingle Heaven-
Drake King: Woah woah woah, you shut up. Don’t even start that up again. There is no match or anything-
Shawn Sturgis: You sure? You seemed pretty eager to talk to Sarah.
Drake King: I-
Sarah Price: Uhhh, hello? I’m standing right here you know, and if you two want to know whether or not I’ll accept your match at Fighting Spirit, consider it done. Challenge accepted. See you guys there.
Drake King: Huh? You can’t be serious, right Sarah? You can’t face them in a handicap match.
Sarah Price: I can and I will. I don’t really care what you have to say to me, and if you don’t leave me alone I’ll drop you right here myself. Go worry about Fire and Ice, after all they’re the ones that are gonna end your tag title reign.
(Sarah begins walking away, clearly annoyed at both Drake King and the Unique Ones bothering her before her match. Drake turns around, and Ogawa and Sturgis are still standing there, and their grins haven’t faded.)
Shawn Sturgis: Wow, you sure have a way with the ladies, King.
Komatsu Ogawa: Just give it a few days. Before you know it she’ll be in Viz’s arms just like that pretty little sister of his Jessi-
(Before Komatsu could finish his sentence, Drake takes him to the ground and attempts to punch him, but before he could land a punch, Shawn Sturgis pushes Drake off of him and immediately begins attacking him. Drake tries fighting off Sturgis, but Ogawa is able to get back to his feet and go after Drake as well, and the numbers game catches up to Drake, allowing the men to take Drake down and begin stomping him out. Before you know it, Drake is left laid out at the hands of the Unique Ones.)
James Peters: Wow, Komatsu Ogawa and Shawn Sturgis just took down the World Heavyweight Champion. The Unique Ones were never up to any good, but now it looks like they’re beginning to make some serious enemies.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think they care to be honest. They have been utilizing the numbers game as much as they possibly can. I guess Sarah Price will be facing the Unique Ones in a handicap match, and now these two just took out Dynasty’s World Champion. Honestly I’m beginning to wonder at this point, can these two be stopped?’
Persephone: So wait, where the fuck is Viz? Shouldn’t he have been with Drake??
(Ogawa and Sturgis take some time to admire what they did to Drake King, before finally walking off as the camera begins to fade from the scene.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring. A contraption has been set up so a shark cage could slowly be lowered down to the middle of the ring when the time comes to do so, and after said and done, lifted back up, hovering off the ground)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following… IS A 3-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH!!! And it is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta plays up as Charlie Marr makes his way out to the ring with Jordie Marr. As obviously stated on their faces they both seem very unhappy with the circumstances both of them have been placed in. Charlie pulls Jordie in for a kiss before he shakes his head and begins to slowly make his way down the ramp)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… accompanied by JORDIE MARR!!! From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE LIBERTINE… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I think you have to admit, no matter how much you hate him, that Malcolm Jones did everything in his power to make Charlie’s life a living hell at this time. I honestly wouldn’t blame him though, anything to keep living rent-free in Charlie’s head.
James Peters: Think about it though this is a circumstance that Charlie is familiar with. The EAW Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber is an example of that. To think that Charlie isn’t able to hold his own is an understatement, now let’s hope he just has to lose. :lupe:
Persephone: You know, thank fucking christ that they locked that nagging bitch up there where she deserves to be. Frankly Charlie Marr is getting what he deserves and if he happens to win consider it the other fucking way around. Either way one thing this match possesses differently than the others is the fact I get to laugh at the bitch up in the shark cage bawling it out for 20 minutes, woo hoo to me!
James Peters: If only it was you…
Persephone: EXCUSE YOU-
(Both Charlie Marr and Jordie Marr make their way up the steel steps and into the ring. They both look at the menacing shark cage in front of them as they enter the ring, they pull one another in for a kiss before Jordie slowly enters the shark cage. The Ref makes his way over to lock it as he calls it to slowly elevate off the ground. Charlie looks up at it for a moment before shaking his head as his face turns to frustration as he heads to his corner and just leans against it as ‘It Ain’t Safe’ fades out. ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons plays up as Terry Chambers makes his way out to the stage. He gives a few nods as he looks around the arena before swiftly making his way down the ramp and to the ring with intensity in every step as he does so, staring a hole into the man in front of him already situated in the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponents, first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 287 pounds… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As for Terry I’m sure he has all the confidence in the world heading into this matchup, not only winning last week, but considering the fact that the odds are also in his favor when it comes to heading into this match and despite how bullshit it is, he wouldn’t want it any other way than to beat the shit out of Charlie Marr.
James Peters: Terry has never been able to get a win over Charlie Marr, and he’s hoping that changes tonight. Believe me when I say he’s going to do everything in his power to make sure that success that’s been embedded in his head for a long ass time comes to fruition, and believe me I’d expect nothing less from a person of Terry’s caliber.
Persephone: Oh please think about it like this, if he hasn’t beat him before, what makes him think he stands a chance?! You guys are like fucking dull tipped pencils, did he have the skills to beat him before? No! Does he now? No! The most he’ll get out of this is his partners carrying him through, frankly that would be hard though since he weighs as much as a Barbaric Carnivore itself…
(Terry continues to swiftly make his way to the end of the ramp as he rolls into the ring and throws a fist in the air before looking over to Charlie Marr for a moment, Charlie of course seems absolutely unphased by him as Terry scoffs and makes his way to his corner as ‘Natural’ fades out. ‘Martyr (Waves)’ by Polaris then plays up as Jalyn Garcia makes his way out to the stage with the New Breed Title around his waist. He unbuckles it as he takes the time to raise it in the air with a nod as he does so and a stern face before throwing it onto his shoulder and making his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Next, from Sacramento, California… weighing in at 150 pounds… he is the NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! WILDHEART… JALYN GARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Now, the last time we saw Jalyn was last week. He put up a valiant effort against the other champions that we have on Voltage at this moment and showed that despite his somewhat short time here in EAW so far that he can stand up to the bigger people of this brand and believe me that is a lot.
James Peters: And if anything it’s going to show that he’s not going to seem like the weaker person heading into this bout. He’s stated that Charlie Marr is the biggest fucking fraud this company has had in years and believe me when I say he’s going to take every chance he’s got to back that exact motion up.
Persephone: One thing Marr was right about was this fact, LOOK HOW FUCKING SHORT THIS MAN IS! Seriously can this man even get on the Six Flags rides? So many questions swarm my mind and it’s not even about his wrestling! Which in case you didn’t know, TELLS A LOT!
(Jalyn makes his way up the steps and climbs up to the top rope as he holds the New Breed Championship in the air with a smirk slightly showing on his face as he jumps off and places the New Breed Title back on his shoulder for a moment as he struts to his corner and ‘Martyr (Waves)’ fades out. ‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers plays up as Sarah Price makes her way out to the stage. She walks around the stage for a moment with a happy look on her face before raising a arm up and making her way down the ramp and to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And lastly, from London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 121 pounds… THE GUARDIAN ANGEL.. SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As for Sarah I’m sure she has a lot on her mind not just about this match this week, but next week as she fights for the Specialist Championship at Gateway to Glory. Yet one thing I know for sure is the fact that all the anticipation for the coming weeks have been pushed away as her only focus is this match.
James Peters: Well despite that Sarah believes despite the beliefs of her partners that they are a team. They need to work together and give Charlie what he deserves and believe me that is something that is not far from what’s going to happen in this matchup, I can’t really see it in any other way. I mean it’s not like they’re going to throw this chance away right? One thing I know is that Sarah is not going to take these chances for granted yet still make the best of it at the same time!
Persephone: FUCK! SHIT! ASS! BITCH!
James Peters: :wtf:
Persephone: What?! I was hoping I could cast a curse upon her so maybe it would make it interesting if she falls to the ground in pain, at least it would be good entertainment right!?
James Peters: :skip:
(Sarah slides into the ring and quickly jumps up to the top turnbuckle and looks around with a nod before turning her head to see the shark cage, Jordie Marr is seen sitting there with a sad look on her face as she looks at Sarah for a moment as Sarah gives a little laugh before jumping off and circling around before heading into her corner as ‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)a
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this 3-on-1 handicap match is underway at the moment right now! Terry Chambers and of course Charlie Marr starting this one off and believe me if this goes as we expect, Marr could be on a ride throughout this whole match! BUT CHARLIE AND TERRY GOING RIGHT FOR EACHOTHER! BOTH OF THEM TRADING PUNCHES TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER! TERRY BACKING CHARLIE INTO A CORNER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING HAM ON ONE ANOTHER IN THE EARLY GOING OF THIS MATCHUP!
James Peters: Indeed it seems to be as the Ref quickly intervenes as he splits Terry away from Charlie as he backs away. Charlie making his way out of the corner, TERRY RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS HIM AS CHARLIE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF HIS WAY AS HE THROWS TERRY INTO THE CORNER IN RETURN! Terry is stunned as Charlie runs right towards him with speed, CHARLIE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDING TERRY DOWN!
Persephone: Yeah yeah whatever. Terry being brought up as Charlie is grabbing him by the head and running with him like this is some sort of romantic stride in the park, CHARLIE THROWING TERRY SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! That lazy slab of meat falls to the ground yet he’s still getting up again which in my opinion is the worst thing you can do, I mean have some common sense here people, I don’t even wrestle!
Rich Russillo: Whatever you say kween! Charlie quickly bringing Terry up as he’s wasting no time chucking him back into the corner and slamming his fist right into his gut! Charlie aiming precisely with punches as obviously Terry is fighting back with clubbing blows right into the back of Charlie’s head! Charlie forced to separate as Terry runs right at him, CLOTHESLINE TAKING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Terry quickly bringing Charlie back up as he sends him towards the ropes, CHARLIE WITH A SHOULDER BARGE! Terry falling down to a sitting position as Charlie runs backwards and rebounds back off the ropes, CHARLIE STOMPING TERRY RIGHT IN THE FACE SENDING HIM FLAT TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: Ouch even I have to say that’s gotta hurt. Anyways Charlie is bringing Terry back up as he sends a knee to his gut sending him down to a knee like the girl he is sadly. Charlie sending punches right to the head of Terry as clearly Charlie is merciless in his attack, edgy. Terry trying to pull himself up to his feet but I guess all that deadweight he has is just holding him down, TERRY WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Rich Russillo: Charlie stumbling backwards as Terry walks up to him, CHARLIE WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TERRY SENDING TERRY DOWN AND CHARLIE TO A KNEE! Charlie continuing to send punches right to the head of Terry trying to keep the big man down just for a few moments, the strategy in mind for Charlie should be to minimize damage to himself as much as possible in this matchup!
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT TERRY ABSOLUTELY SLAMMING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AUTHORITY AS HE DOES SO! Terry quickly mounting onto Charlie as he begins to nail punches right to his head as he quickly brings him up and lifts him off the ground, TERRY SLAMS CHARLIE BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Terry trying to not let Charlie have a break, if this keeps going Charlie might be in for hell itself throughout this matchup!
Persephone: Yeah of course Captain Obvious. Anyways, Charlie stumbling up ot his feet as Terry is waiting for him, TERRY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! I don’t know how that’s possible but I’ve seen Terry do a Canadian Destroyer before so here we are.
Rich Russillo: Terry turning around as Charlie is waiting for him, MY GOD! SPINEBUSTER! HEADMASTER RITUAL CONNECTS ALREADY AS TERRY IS DOWN ON THE GROUND! CHARLIE GOING FOR THE PIN THIS MATCH JUST MIGHT BE OVER AS QUICK AS IT STARTED!
James Peters: OH MY GOD! SARAH PRICE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES CHARLIE MARR BY SURPRISE WITH A ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO HIS BACK SENDING HIM AWAY! Sarah quickly jumping over to the apron as she and Jalyn are begging for the tag as Terry is up on his feet, but is Terry… ignoring them?! It seems that Terry wants Charlie all to himself, finish what he could never do!
Persephone: Oh that’s so fucking stupid! This is a handicap match and you’ve got to use the numbers game to your advantage, HOW DULL DO YOU HAVE TO BE?! Anyways Terry stumbling up to his feet and bringing Charlie up as he sends punches right to his head sending him down to a knee! But Charlie is fighting back with punches right to his gut, yet Terry grabs him! TERRY WITH A BIG SIT-OUT POWERBOMB TAKING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Terry bringing Charlie up and sending him to a empty corner as he runs right towards him, CHARLIE MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE TERRY CAN CONNECT! Terry falling into the corner as Charlie quickly lays a mudhole into him absolutely stomping away making Terry fall into a sitting position! Charlie falling into the opposite corner as he quickly runs towards Terry, CHARLIE SLAMMING HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF TERRY!
James Peters: Terry managing to boost up as he stumbles away from the corner! Charlie with multiple punches right to the back of his head sending him backwards, BUT TERRY WITH A BACKFIST! TERRY SENT BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER AS HE’S BEGGING CHARLIE TO GET UP-
Persephone: AW MAN THE MIDGET TAGS HIMSELF IN! Whilst I will admit that was needed and I get that, he was about to kick the shit out of him! Be logical here folks HOW COME I’M THE ONLY ONE?!
Rich Russillo: JALYN LAUNCHING OFF THE ROPES AND TAKING CHARLIE DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! Charlie stumbling up to his feet as he quickly runs towards Jalyn, BUT JALYN TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! Charlie getting up to his knees as Jalyn runs at him, JALYN TAKES HIM OUT AND SENDS CHARLIE OUT OF THE RING QUICKLY WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Charlie stumbles to his feet as Jalyn runs to the ropes and back to Charlie as I think I have a clue what’s coming, SUICIDE DIVE-
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS JALYN FALLS INTO THE CORNER OF THE ANNOUNCERS DESK! HE’S DOWN! Charlie quickly pulling Jalyn up as he rolls him into the ring as Charlie follows him and rolls in as well as he awaits him and runs towards the ropes and back, CHARING CROSS! DISCUS LARIAT- BUT JALYN DUCKS UNDER THE DISCUS LARIAT AS HE GRABS HIM! BUT CHARLIE WITH A BACK ELBOW SENDING JALYN BACK AS HE GRABS HIM, CHARLIE WITH A SNAP SUPLEX TAKING JALYN DOWN!
Persephone: Charlie is hurting but believe me when I say that little raggedy homeless person is still fighting on. Jalyn stumbles to his feet as Charlie grabs him, ANOTHER HEADMASTER RITUAL- NO! JALYN WITH A ELBOW BEFORE THE SPINEBUSTER CAN BE EXECUTED! Jalyn with a weakass knee right to the gut but apparently Charlie should be labeled fragile cause he grabs his gut in pain, Jalyn dragging Charlie to his corner.
Rich Russillo: SARAH PRICE IS TAGGED IN! Jalyn keeps a hold of his arm as Sarah jumps up to the top rope, SARAH WITH A AXE HANDLE RIGHT TO THE ARM OF CHARLIE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Sarah and Jalyn utilizing the numbers here meanwhile Terry seems frustrated at the circumstances at the moment. Sarah quickly bringing Charlie up, CHARLIE STRIKING SARAH RIGHT AT THE HEAD! BUT SARAH STRIKING BACK AS SHE SENDS A FURY OF PUNCHES RIGHT TO HIS HEAD AS HE STUMBLES BACK! Charlie finally boosting forward and running at Sarah, SARAH WITH A HURRICANRANA OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Charlie stumbling up onto his feet as Sarah is waiting for him, SARAH WITH A BICYCLE KNEE! PLOT TWIST CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE ABSOLUTELY SHATTERING THE SKULL OF CHARLIE MARR TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SARAH QUICKLY LUNGES FORWARD TO GO FOR THE PIN, NO ONE TO SAVE HIM AS HE DOES SO!
Persephone: But “woohoo” Charlie Marr manages to get the shoulder up. I mean look, I get you want to win, but don’t be stupid, I feel like being stupid is just contagious in the locker room at this point, know when you’re getting the shit kicked out of you, and just stop to say the very least.
Rich Russillo: Well maybe Charlie Marr’s in it to win kween? This is fighters persistence! Charlie stumbling up to his feet as Sarah is leaning in the corner just waiting, SARAH RUNNING! BUT CHARLIE! CHARLIE MANAGES TO SMOOTHLY TRANSITION IT AS HE LIFTS HER UP! CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH A POWERSLAM SENDING SARAH DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Sarah in pain as Charlie pulls her up to her feet, BUT SARAH WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF CHARLIE! Charlie stumbling back as Sarah runs forward again, HURRICANRANA- BUT CHARLIE KEEPS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! BUT SARAH WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES RIGHT TO HIS HEAD FORCING CHARLIE TO BRING HER DOWN! CHARLIE SWINGS, THE QUEEN IS DEAD- NO! SARAH MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! SARAH TURNING CHARLIE AROUND! BITTERSWEET ENDING-
Persephone: Nope! Charlie managing to move out of the way of the superkick! Charlie with a axe handle right to the back of Sarah’s head forcing her down to a knee. Charlie turning Sarah around as he lifts her up! GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT SARAH LANDS ON HER FEET! SARAH WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE SENDING HIM BACK DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Sarah quickly grabbing Charlie and lifting him up to his feet, Charlie with a forearm right to the face of Sarah, BUT SARAH FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN! SARAH WITH A GUT KICK AS SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! SARAH WITH FLOAT-OVER NECKBREAKER TAKING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Charlie stumbles up as she grabs him, DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS-
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT! CHARLIE WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SARAH’S KNEE, BUT SARAH WITH A BACKFIST SENDING CHARLIE BACKWARDS! SARAH QUICKLY RUNNING AT CHARLIE! CHARLIE WITH A POP-UP POWERBOMB- BUT SARAH REVERSES IT INTO ANOTHER HURRICANRANA! Sarah stumbling away as she leaps forward! TERRY IS RIGHT THERE!
Persephone: HAH! BUT SHE TAGS IN JALYN! TERRY SECLUDES THEM NOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! JALYN LEAPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS CHARLIE LOOKS AROUND IN CONFUSION, JALYN WITH A CROSSBODY- BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO CATCH HIM, CHARLIE WITH A BACKBREAKER SENDING JALYN DOWN TO THE GROUND IN PAIN! Charlie is managing to get his bearings back here as Jalyn stumbles to his feet, CHARLIE WITH A CLOTHESLINE-
Rich Russillo: BUT JALYN DUCKS UNDER! CHARLIE TURNING AROUND, BUT JALYN WITH A DROPKICK! Charlie sent back as Jalyn runs right towards him, MY GOD! CHARING CROSS! OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES JALYN DOWN TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE QUICKLY GOING FOR THE PIN!
James Peters: TERRY BREAKING UP THE PIN JUST IN TIME! TERRY GRABBING JALYN IN ANGER AND TUGGING HIM TO THE CORNER! IF NO ONE IS GOING TO TAG HIM IN HE’S GOING TO PUT IT INTO HIS OWN HANDS!
Persephone: AND THE FAST FOOD CARNIVORE HAS BEEN TAGGED IN! TERRY RUNNING AT CHARLIE! TERRY TAKING CHARLIE DOWN WITH A SHOULDER BARGE! Charlie stumbling up to his feet, TERRY WITH A BODYSLAM SENDING CHARLIE DOWN ONCE MORE! Terry hobbling over with his stubby ass legs as he heads to the corner and comes running at Charlie, RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE!
Rich Russillo: C.C.S. ENZIGURI TAKES CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Terry quickly running at Charlie, KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE TO WEAKEN HIM UP! Terry has his back turned, BUT WAIT! LOOK ABOVE!
(Jordie Marr is seen sitting above the shark cage in anger before looking down and quickly fumbling in her pockets. She slowly drops something through the cage as brass knuckles fall right down next to Charlie. He looks at it with a smirk as he blows a kiss to her before placing it on and waiting for Terry to turn around)
James Peters: CHARLIE WITH A BRASS KNUCKLE SHOT- BUT TERRY BLOCKS IT! TERRY KICKING CHARLIE RIGHT IN THE GUT AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! T-5! T-5 TAKES CHARLIE DOWN AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN-
Persephone: WAIT WHAT?! THAT’S SO FUCKING STUPID, BULLSHIT! JALYN GARCIA HAS TAGGED HIMSELF AS HE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! KINGS REGNUM! PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS AS FATSO IS LIVID AS JALYN GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Martyr (Waves)’ plays up as Jalyn Garcia gets up to his feet. Sarah enters the ring as well as the Ref raises both their arms in victory. Both of them look at one another with a smile as they continue to celebrate around the ring. Terry is sitting in the corner, staring at the down body of Charlie Marr. He had this match done for, but Jalyn tagged in and swooped in and took the opportunity to get credit to be the one to beat Charlie Marr once and for all, it’s safe to say he was not happy at all)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, THE TEAM OF JALYN GARCIA, SARAH PRICE, AND TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: What a match we just witnessed tonight! I’ll admit as much as I hate him and I did say it before, Charlie gave it his all. He pushed forward and managed to get a one up on all of the competitors that were in the ring, but at the end of the day the numbers game did get ahold of him like a vice grip and ultimately they managed to get one over on him.
James Peters: That doesn’t go without some uneasiness. Obviously Terry is still unhappy about this matchup but then again, they did win! Can’t really deny that at the end of the day. Congratulations to the team of Sarah Price, Terry Chambers, and Jalyn Garcia, a big win they can add to the books at the end of the day!
Persephone: Yeah yeah whatever, they won! Be happy bitches, smhsmh.
(The last shot is of Jalyn and Sarah looking at Terry as he pulls himself up to his feet. Terry rolls out of the ring and shakes his head as he makes his way to the backstage area in frustration. Jordie Marr is shown as she’s shaking the shark cage trying to get lowered as Charlie is still down and out as the camera fades out)
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( “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin reverberates in the EAW Performance Center that cues for the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions to step onto the stage. Drake King dons his traditional gear with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist and EAW Tag Team Championship lying on his right shoulder, and The Visual Prophet is outfitted by his colourful, glamorous clothing. )
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. PLEASE WELCOME…YOUR EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION… DDRRRRRIIZZZZZZYYYYY AAAAANNNDD VIIIIZZZZYYYY!!!
Persephone: Hey look! It’s the two morons that my husband will dethrone at Gateway to Rexlory!
James Peters: They aren’t just two morons; they’re a pair of the most talented elitists on the Dynasty roster and they’re here to seek their upcoming challengers. I’m surprised they’re not coming down here with notebooks as they’re gonna have to jot down a lot of notes if they want to have an edge over “Fire & Ice”.
Rich Russillo: “Drizzy & Vizzy” get the opportunity to preview the two individuals that might take their championships awa-
Persephone: Rex McAllister “will” dethrone them, not “might”. Get your words right!
Rich Russillo: Well, either way, these two have the best seats in the house to what could be a “MOTY” contender.
( “Drizzy & Vizzy” distance themselves in the barricaded section where Drake King sulks with the bell keeper while The Visual Prophet gives a seductive stare to Bella Braxton. ‘Mark My Words’ by Doll Skin blasts through the speakers and prompts Persephone to stand up and boo the presence of “The Bird Of Prey.” Raven Roberts emerges from backstage and optimistically glances towards the squared circle from the entranceway. With a black leather trench coat with wings attached to the back, she valorously marches down the aisle while Persephone continues to fill the television feed with loud boos. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Louisville, Kentucky, weighing in at 139 pounds… “THE BIRD OF PREY’, RRRRRAAAAVVVVEENNNN ROBBBERRRRRTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!
Persephone: I don’t understand why this bitch is getting the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to share the same canvas with my T-Rex. She’s clearly unqualified and full of shit because I doubt “Raven Roberts” is her real name. Is this woman even from this country? Is she even from Louisville? We don’t even know her real name. Someone should tell Kensington to call ICE on this bird woman.
Rich Russillo: Well, her name is Raven Skye McAllister.
Persephone: That’s not her real name. I know that because I have her social security card.
James Peters: Why do you have her social security?
Persephone: Because anyone vile in close proximity to Rex needs to be closely monitored and as his appointed guardian angel, that is my responsibility.
James Peters: I have too many questions.
Rich Russillo: You know, “Persephone Russillo” would look great on a social security card.
Persephone: Excuse me?
James Peters: Let’s not delude ourselves, folks. Raven Roberts is an indisputable US citizen and we’ll leave it at that. Love it or loathe it, that decorated woman you see in the squared circle is married to Rex McAllister, and tonight, these two will set aside their devoted relationship as they will establish who’s the better professional wrestler in this blockbuster main event.
( Persephone attempts to catch the attention of McAllister with puppy eyes, but Rex continues to ignore her as he begins to stretch against the top rope. “Alive” by POD echoes throughout the New Jersey venue as the 2020 Grand Rampage Winner approaches the corridor. Clothed by his accustomed ebony black wrestling tights and vest, he strides down the passageway, making plenty of eye contact with Roberts as he appears to be excited about this upcoming bout. )
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! From Sea Isle, New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds… HE IS THE 2020 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER…. “THE REX MASTER”, REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MMMMMMCCCCAAAAALLLLLLLISSSTTTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Rich Russillo: These two better not roughen up each other too much as they are scheduled to vie for the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships in a few days, but knowing their unparalleled work ethic and determination, Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts are bound to tear it up here tonight.
James Peters: The “Fire & Ice” conjunction is set to combust as they crossroad days before their championship opportunities. It’s surefire that Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts are going to put on stone-cold warfare against each other and they will force each other to the uppermost limit even though they have a championship opportunity days ahead of them. I’m intrigued by how these two will avoid including their emotions with one another, but this is the 2020 Grand Rampage Winner and former Universal Women’s Champion we’re talking about. Tonight, it should be business as usual and nothing more.
Persephone: Bitch, please. I want Rex McAllister to tear off every limp off the body of Raven. I want him to make her bleed to death! These two are not on the same playing field and if you actually think this isn’t going to be a one-sided affair, then you’re an absolute moron. Rex McAllister is going to fuck up that bitch who should’ve been aborted. As a matter of fact..
( Persephone stands up on her office chair once again, throws her closed fist in the air and begins to chant “REX IS GONNA KILL YOU…. REX IS GONNA KILL YOU” repeatedly. )
Persephone: COME ON! JOIN ME, MORONS! REX IS GONNA KILL YOU!! REX IS GONNA KILL YOU!!
Drake King: CAN YOU SHUSH! I AM GOING TO FREAKIN’ HARM MYSELF IF YOU DON’T ZIP IT!
( Persephone halts her obnoxious incantations and returns to her seat. Drake goes back to staying focused while The Visual Prophet converses with Bella Braxton. Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts split from their corners and meet in the middle of the squared circle as the bell rings. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: The bell has rung and now, husband against wife is now in full swing in the main event of tonight’s Voltage. These two have gotten extremely close over the last year. They’ve been travelling up and down the road together, training, and working out together; these two have been doing things together for a while now, but tonight, that is all sidelined.
James Peters: Couples are constantly arguing, fighting, and competing against one another to prove their paramountcy, and there’s no better way than doing that through the art of professional wrestling. There’s essentially no strings attached for these two lovebirds and I’m excited for these two to tear each other to pieces.
( McAllister and Roberts both engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up.
Persephone: You both are hilarious that I almost forgot to laugh. Raven stands no chance against The Rex Ma-
( Roberts immediately ends and pushes him into the canvas. )
Rich Russillo: And you were saying?
Persephone: DQ HER! SHE’S CHEATING!
James Peters: That ain’t no cheating. Roberts possesses an assuring smirk on her face while Rex reclines against the middle rope as he understands how evenly-matched this will be. He gets up to their feet before they circle around the canvas and advance in for a collar-and-elbow tie-up.
Rich Russillo: Rex immediately drops down onto one knee, circles around and hoists her up for a waist takedown. Roberts manages to scissor his chest with her legs, plunging down and flooring ‘The Rex Master’ with a wheelbarrow takedown before placing him in a waist lock of her own. McAllister is quick to escape as he grounds her by the legs and travels around the body to put her in a front face lock.
Persephone: That’s right! Choke that bitch out! Birdwoman is starting to show some fight now, but McAllister crushes her midsection with a low knee, releasing the face lock, and pulling her in by the wrist! She slaps his fist away, freeing herself and charging in for a clothesline! MCALLISTER USES HER ARM, SWINGS OVER AND GRABS THE HEAD!! THE REX EFFECT! THE REX EFFECT!
James Peters: BUT ROBERTS IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AND REELS INTO THE CORNER! Raven evades disaster as McAllister smiles at her. He almost put the finishing touches into this match with that even flow DDT as they both meet in the middle of the ring. Roberts and McAllister elevate their arms, signalling for an old-school test-of-strength.
Rich Russillo: Rex grabs her arm, twists it, and drops her onto her left shoulder. McAllister scrolls around and conducts a gut wrench waist lock onto ‘The Bird Of Prey’. He attempts to deadlift her off, possibly for a gut-wrench suplex, but RAVEN MANAGES TO PULL HIM DOWN WITH A SCHOOL-BOY PIN!
Persephone: REXY ESCAPES! HOW DARE SHE TRY TO ROLL HIM UP! SHE GOES FOR THE HIP TOSS!! YES!! REXY MANAGES TO FLIP FORWARD OUT OF IT AND BLASTS THE BITCH WITH A THICK BACK ELBOW!! HAH! He now grabs her neck and puts down RAVEN WITH A SNAP MARE TAKEDOWN!
James Peters: BUT RAVEN ESCAPES WITH A FRONT FLIP OF HER OWN, FLATTENS REX WITH A SAVAGE REVERSE JUDO TAKEDOWN AND NAILS HIM WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT DROPKICK TO THE FACE! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: REX POWERS OUT AT ONE! Roberts now administers a swarm of Muay Thai strikes before she rebounds off the opposite corner! ROBERTS JUMPS UP!! BUT REX GRABS HER IN MID AIR AND MOUNTS HER ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE JUMPS UP!! ROBERTS CLOCKS HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!!
James Peters: Raven now perched on the top turnbuckle and looks to showcase her bird-like capabilities! RAVEN SOARS OFF!! REX JUMPS UP FOR A DROPKICK, BUT RAVEN HOWEVER, HELD ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! RAVEN SAW THAT COMING AS SHE FAKED OUT ‘THE REX MASTER’ AND NOW FLIPS HIM OVER THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!
Persephone: REXY SPROUTS UP AND FLIPS HER OVER!! HE HOISTS HER UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HER ROTTEN VAGINA ONTO HIS KNEE WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! MCALLISTER HAS THIS IN THE BAG NOW AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN RUNS PAST, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS ONTO ‘THE REX MASTER’ WITH A FRONT HEADSCISSORS!! SHE DRILLS HIM WITH THE SPIKE RANA!! NO!! REX FLIPS FORWARD OUT OF IT, KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND LIFTS HER UP FOR THE OLYMPIC SLAM!
James Peters: RAVEN COUNTERS IT INTO AN ARM DRAG! McAllister falters through the ropes and out of the ring as RAVEN NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SOARS THROUGH FOR A TOPE SUICIDA ONTO THE ‘REX MASTER’!!! What a sensational leap of faith as Raven now brings McAllister back into the squared circle.
Persephone: Raven getting lucky as she now climbs onto the top rope!! AND REX CATCHES HER WITH A DROPKICK!! THE WORLD’S BEST DROP KICKER CONNECTS WITH THE REVOLUTIONARY COUNTER AS HE NOW GOES FOR THE COVER!! REX WINS!! ONE… TWO-
Rich Russillo: ROBERTS GETS HER SHOULDER UP! Rex McAlister quickly changed the complexion of this match with that dropkick counter as he now places ‘The Bird Of Prey’ in a grounded headlock. Rex reverting back to the fundamentals as Roberts gets her legs up and wrenches McAllister in leg scissors.
James Peters: McAllister has his head locked as he attempts a handstand. Roberts is trying to push him back down but REX HANDSPRINGS ONTO HIS FEET!! HE SMIRKS AT ROBERTS BEFORE JUMPING DOWN FOR A LOW DROPKICK!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER AGAIN!
ONE…. TWO- Persephone: DAMN IT!! She kicks out again. That should’ve been it for Raven Roberts as McAllister places her back into another headlock. I don’t think Raven can withstand the herculean biceps of the T-Rex because quite frankly, I wouldn’t be able to either.
Rich Russillo: It looks like she can as she now begins to get some footing on the ring mat. She begins to stick elbows and punches into the midsection that weakens the headlock. McAllister lets go of Raven, pulls her in and hooks her tights! VERTICAL SUPLEX!! NO!! RAVEN GOES OVER THE SHOULDERS AND HOOKS HIS ARM!! HIP TOSS!
James Peters: BUT MCALLISTER ATTACKS THE NECK WITH REPEATED DOWNWARD ELBOWS FROM THE FREED ARM! VICIOUS ELBOWS FROM MCALLISTER AS HE GOES FOR THE LAST ONE! RAVEN GRABS THE INCOMING ARM AND TRIES TO USE IT TO TOSS HIM OVER! REX KEEPS HIS GROUND AND ADVANCES FOR A HOOKED LARIAT!
Persephone: ROBERTS DUCKS DOWN, CIRCLES THE WAIST AND DUMPS HIM WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! LOOK! MY LUV IS UNRUFFLED BY THE GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE’S ROLLED UP ONTO HIS FEET! ROBERTS TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF A SEEKING MISSILE NAMED REX MCALLISTER!! INNCOMMING!!
Rich Russillo: ROBERTS JUMPS ONTO HIM, SLIDES UP TO THE UPPER BODY WITH WHEELBARROW MOTION AND VAULTS HIM OVER WITH A HIP TOSS. SHE IS FINALLY ABLE TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH THE HIP TOSS AS SHE BACK HANDSPRINGS OVER AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DROPKICK!! SHE CAPS OFF THE COMBINATION AND GOES FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!
James Peters: REX POPS HIS SHOULDER UP! ‘The Bird Of Prey’ is now in command as she situates ‘The Rex Master’ down on the canvas with a grounded headlock of her own. Rex is able to put him into leg scissors although Roberts is able to extend upwards into a headstand. ‘The Huntress’ may be looking to return the favour as she tries to escape! BUT REX USES HIS LGS TO THRUST HER DOWN WITH A DRIVER OF SORTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: RAVEN KICKS OUT! Rex with a stellar and innovative move as he now plucks her off the ground and captures the waist! BACK SUPLEX!!
Rich Russillo: Roberts rolls over his shoulders and lands on her feet. McAllister turns around just as she shoots off the ground for A LOU THESZ PRESS!! BUT MCALLISTER DROPS DOWN AND PLANTS RAVEN ROBERTS DOWN WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX IN THE NICK OF TIME!! WHAT A CATCH AS REX NOW HAS ROBERTS IN HIS SIGHTS!
James Peters: MCALLISTER PUMPKINS RAVEN IN THE CORNER WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE AND LOOKS TO CULMINATE IT WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! BUT RAVEN SHRUGS HIM OFF!! McAllister slides into the corner and back. RAVEN POPS HIM UP!!! AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE HUNTRESS BOMB!! COVER!
ONE…. TWO… T-
Persephone: YES!! REXY KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Raven Roberts recalibrates herself while McAllister rolls under the bottom rope and rests on top of the apron. She rises up to her feet and steps onto the second rope to get a handful of Rex’s hair. She hooks his arms and she may end this match here with whatever she has in store!
James Peters: But Rex lifts her up instead and hoists her up into a suplex position on the apron! RAVEN TILTS DOWN AND DRILLS MCALLISTER ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A DEVASTATING DDT!! RAVEN CRUSHES HIS SKULL AS SHE GETS BACK UP AND INSERTS ‘THE REX MASTER’ BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE. RAVEN SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND FLATTENS HIM WITH A SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW!! SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
ONE… TWO…. T-
Rich Russillo: REX LIFTS HIS SHOULDER UP! Roberts with the game-changing DDT as she now pulls Rex up to his feet and captures the leg for a T-BONE SUPLEX!! NO!! Rex fights out of it with brutal elbows to the face. He runs and rebounds off for a yakuza kick! Raven circles around and goes for the T-Bone once again! BUT REX TWISTS AROUND AND DROPS ROBERTS WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!!! PLUS A KIP-UP!!
Persephone: FUCK HER UP, REX! FUCK HER UP REAL GOOD! REX NOW CONNECTS WITH THE YAKUZA KICK!! HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!
ONE….. TWO… TH-
James Peters: ROBERTS KICKS OUT! Rex now stands in the corner and is ready to finish this! HE RUNS AND FLOATS OVER HER SHOULDERS! REX EFFECT! NO!! REX INSTEAD ELEVATES HER INTO A POWERBOMB!! AND PLANTS HER!! THE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS THE REFEREE NOW COUNTS!
ONE… TWO… TH-
Rich Russillo: ROBERTS KICKS-OUT! Rex now sizing Roberts up! STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! RAVEN DUCKS THE FOOT AND NAILS MCALLISTER IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! ‘The Rex Master’ is down while Roberts comes off the second rope!! SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT!!
Persephone: REX GETS HIS KNEES UP!! YES!! WHAT THE!! RAVEN HOLDS ONTO HIS KNEES AND CINCHES IN A GROUNDED KNEEBAR! FUCK! FUCK FUCK! FUCK!
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS WITH A KNEEBAR LOCKED IN ON REX MCALLISTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! Remember, these two are days from a championship opportunity and walking into it with a physical health disadvantage will decrease their chances of success at Gateway To Glory! But like we said in the beginning, they don’t care!
Persephone: REX GETS HIS ARM OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!! PRAISE GOD! Raven relinquishes the hold and runs to the opposite side of the ring. REXY, WATCH OUT!! MCALLISTER PICKS RAVEN UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! HERE WE GO!! FIREMAN’S CARRY DRIVER!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN FLIPS FORWARD OFF THE CLAWS OF MCALLISTER!! REX IS CONFUSED AS RAVEN SPINS AROUND!! FACELIFT!! NO!! REX DUCKS THE SPINNING HEEL KICK AND EXPLODES ONTO ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ WITH A RUTHLESS BACK ELBOW!
James Peters: McAllister rebounds off the ropes and swings forward for a clothesline! RAVEN DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND LEAPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROP!! LEAPING SPIKE HURRICANRANA!! NO!! MCALLISTER CIRCUMVENTS THE SPIKE RANA ONCE AGAIN AS HE HOLDS ONTO HER BY THE WAIST IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! HE LIFTS HER UP!
Persephone: RAVEN COUNTERS IT INTO A CANADIAN DESTROYER! WAIT!! REXY SEXY HOLDS ONTO HER ONCE AGAIN!! WHAT POWER! WHAT STRENGTH!! WHAT SEXINESS AS HE NOW THROWS HER DOWN FOR AN ALABAMA SLAM!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN USES THE MOMENTUM TO FLIP BACKWARDS OFF HIS BORAD SHOULDERS! REX CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS RAVEN HOISTS HIM UP AND PLUNGES HIM WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY DRIVER! THAT’S ONE OF REX’S SIGNATURE MOVES AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE…. TWO…. TH-
James Peters: KICK-OUT! That was almost it as Raven now has ‘The Rex Master’ in her crosshairs! Rex is back on his feet as Raven has him for the pickings! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! REX CATCHES HER FOOT AND COUNTERS THE FACELIFT INTO A STANDING ANKLE LOCK!! AN ANKLE LOCK IS CINCHED IN!
Persephone: HAHA! REX WITH THE BIG BRAIN! TEAR HER FOOT OFF!! TWIST IT!! THIS IS IT!
Rich Russillo: BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO GRAB HIS FOOT AND TRANSITION IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK OF HER OWN!
Persephone: GOD DAMNIT!
James Peters: REX IS ABLE TO USE BOTH LEGS TO PRESS AND THRUST RAVEN OFF TO RELINQUISH THE ANKLE LOCK!! BOTH COMPETITORS MAKE THEIR WAY UP TO THEIR FEET! REX HITS FIRST WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AND COMES OFF THE ROPES! FOR THE CORKSCREW AXE KICK!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND PULLS MCALLISTER DOWN INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! THE WING BREAKER IS LOCKED IN AS REX SCRAMBLES TO GET A ROPE BREAK!!
Persephone: REX IS ABLE TO ROLL OVER AND GRAB BOTH LEGS!! AND SITS IN FOR A DOUBLE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB!! WHAT A TRANSITION AS MCALLISTER ADDS TORMENT TO THE LOWER BACK OF THE ADULTERER!
Rich Russillo: REX LETS GO AS RAVEN SPINS HIM AROUND. Rex stumbles to the canvas while Raven comes off the ropes. RAVEN POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR AND DECKS HER WITH A POP-UP STEP-UP ENZIGURI! WHAT A KICK ACROSS HER LEFT EAR AS REX NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES! AND FLOATS OVER!! REX EFFECTTTTT!!
James Peters: RAVEN COUNTERS IT INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! ANOTHER WING BREAKER COUNTER AS MCALLISTER IS STUCK IN THE CENTER OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND NOWHERE TO GO! ‘The Rex Master’ is on the cusp of reaching his breaking point as Raven continues to manipulate the shoulder joint!
Persephone: REXY ROLLS HER OVER ONCE AGAIN!! BUT INSTEAD, HE CARRIES HER OFF THE GROUND!! AND DROPS HER ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE HEAD-FIRST WITH A DEADLIFT POWERBOMB!! THAT’S MY REX!
James Peters: RAVEN IS STAGGERING AND REX MCALLISTER NOW COMES DASHING IN FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER! LEAPING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE CORNER! AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN EMPHATIC OLYMPIC SLAM!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONE…… TWO….. THR-
Rich Russillo: ROBERTS GETS HIS SHOULDERS UP! That wasn’t enough to put Roberts away and McAllister is not surprised! These two know each other so well and it’s been evident from how evenly-matched they’ve been throughout this match thus far. McAllister plants her with a standing spinebuster before twisting around and shooting up into the air! STANDING MOONSAULT!
James Peters: ROBERTS GETS BOTH FEET UP AND KICKS MCALLISTER UP INTO THE AIR!! ROBERTS WITH AN UPWARD DOUBLE FOOT PRESS RIGHT BEFORE ROBERTS WAS ABLE TO FLIP OVER THAT SENDS HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!! McAllister didn’t see that coming as Raven now emerges up to her feet! THE FACELIFT!!
Persephone: WAIT! REX DUCKS DOWN AND DRAGS HER DOWN INTO A SCHOOL-BOY!! BUT ROBERTS USES THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL ONTO HER FEET!! AND SHATTERS THE JAW OF REX WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK! THE FACELIFT CONNECTS! REX, PLEASE KICK-OUT!
ONE….. TWO…….. THRE-
Rich Russillo: MCALLISTER POWERS OUT!! CLOSE CALL FOR ‘THE REX MASTER’ AS HE WAS A SPLIT-SECOND AWAY FROM BEING VANQUISHED BY RAVEN ROBERTS! Raven with a shred of astoundment as she as well thought that was it. Raven now proceeds to step through the ropes and prey on McAllister on the apron.
James Peters: RAVEN SPRINGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE! MCALLISTER SHOOTS OFF THE GROUND AND SWEEPS HER LEGS! RAVEN GOES LARYNX FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE WHILE MCALLISTER NOW SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING!! HE SPRINTS BACK AND CHARGES INTO RAVEN ON THE APRON!!! HE MISSILES DOWN FOR THE SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN BLOCKS IT WITH HER KNEE! Rex went nose diving into the point of her knee as Raven now leaps off the top rope! MCALLISTER CATCHES HER INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! HE CARRIES ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOISTS HER UP!! ROBERTS TURNS IT INTO A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! WHAT A COUNTER!!
Persephone: NO!! REX!! RECOVER!! ROBERTO DASHES THROUGH THE CANVAS AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! WATCH OUT!! TOPE SUICIDA FLIP PILEDRIVER!! YES! YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES! REX BLOCKS THE FLIGHT DESTROYER ATTEMPTS AND HOLDS ONTO HER!! OH NO!! ALABAMA SLAM ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!! HOLY SHIT!! THAT’S WHAT I LIKE, BABE!
James Peters: THE DAMN THUD OF RAVEN ROBERTS’ BACK BOUNCING OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WAS BRUTAL!! ABSOLUTE SAVAGERY MANIFESTED BY ‘THE REX MASTER’. This was the type of mentality that won McAllister the Grand Rampage crown as he now brings Raven back into the squared circle.
Rich Russillo: McAllister is perched on the top turnbuckle. What is he thinking here? HE JUMPS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE TO THE THIRD, TWISTING IN THE PROCESS AND SPLASHING ONTO RAVEN ROBERTS WITH A DOUBLE JUMP MOONSAULT!! WHAT RARE ATHLETICISM SHOWN BY ‘THE REX MASTER’ AS HE GOES FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!! COVVVERRR!!!!
Persephone: RAVEN KICKS-OUT! If that wasn’t enough to put away this bitch, this could be it! Rex has proven to be a McAllstar in this match and he’s going to prove that when he beats this illegal citizen tonight! HE LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND TWISTS OFF! THREE-SIXTY SPIN CROSSBODY!
James Peters: RAVEN DRILLS REX WITH A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER IN MID-AIR!! WHAT A COUNTER AS SHE QUICKLY SOARS OFF THE ROPE!! AND LANDS THE SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT CLEANLY INTO THE HEART OF ‘THE REX MASTER’! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
THREEEEEEEE- Rich Russillo: MCALLISTER KICKS OUT! Raven is furious and is understandably so! Raven is back up to her feet as she snatches both legs and looks to step in for a Boston crab. McAllister is able to attach his hands to the bottom rope, clinging on as Raven struggles to detach him. She tugs him off the ropes, but MCALLISTER MANAGES TO FLIP ONTO HIS FEET AND DECK ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ WITH A PELE KICK!
Persephone: A Pele kick of perfection from Rexy as he now rebounds off the ropes and picks Raven up. RAVEN SHOOTS UP AND GOES FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! BUT REXY GRABS HER KNEES AND FLIPS HIM OVER! BACK-TO-BELLY PIN!
James Peters: RAVEN ESCAPES! Both elitists emerge up to their feet and charge into each other. YAKUZA KICK TO THE MUSHER FROM MCALLISTER! RAVEN EATS IT AND CONNECTS WITH A YAKUZA KICK OF HER OWN!! MCALLISTER BOOMERANGS BACK BUT RUNS INTO A PRECISION ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: MCALLISTER IS FALTERING!! RAVEN GETS AHOLD OF HIM FROM BEHIND…. MCALLISTER WITH A PELE KICK! NO!! RAVEN SNATCHES HIS FOOT IN MID-AIR, ROLLS HIM BACKWARDS AND OVER, AND HOOKS HIS ARMS FOR THE CATTLE MUTILATION! SHE’S ADVANCING FOR THE AVIARY, BUT MCALLISTER CAPSIZES AND MANAGES TO PIN HER DOWN WITH A BACKSLIDE INSTEAD!
Persephone: RAVEN ESCAPES!! BOTH NOW ASCEND TO THEIR FEET! RAVEN IMMEDIATELY HOOKS HIM UP AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX! REXY, NO!! RAVEN INSISTS ON FLIPPING BACKWARDS FOR ANOTHER ONE, BUT IT’S A HUGE MISTAKE AS REX PUTS HER IN A GROUNDED GUILLOTINE HOLD!
James Peters: Raven Roberts is entangled within the body scissors guillotine as she attempts to fight out! Body shots to the ribs are to no avail as she proceeds to lift him up off the ground. Here’s the underrated inner core strength of the former Universal Women’s Champion as she now HOISTS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX!! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: Roberts with a counter offence of desperation as she now slides under the bottom rope and begins to gingerly make her way up to the top turnbuckle. McAllister is laid out and supine on the canvas as Roberts has a bird’s eye view of the landscape! HERE SHE GOES! RAAAAAVEEENNNNNN’S WIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGSSSS!! BUT MCALLISTER SHATTERS HER JAW WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE BEFORE SHE COULD FLY!
Persephone: THE ALMIGHTY REX MASTER WITH THE KNEE AS HE NOW STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLES. Rex’s back is faced towards the ringside floor as he now hooks her tights! IS HE LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!! YES! DO IT, REX!! FUCK HER UP!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROBERTS IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE SUPLEX HOLD AND SHOVE MCALLISTER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MCALLISTER SPLATTERS HARD ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WHILE ROBERTS REELS INTO THE APRON. Both individuals recuperate while Roberts uses the ropes to get up onto her feet. McAllister is struggling to stand straight and wobbles while Raven schemes on the ringside floor.
James Peters: ROBERTS SPRINTS ACROSS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE OPENING BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE SNATCHES MCALLISTER’S HAD IN MID-AIR AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE CANADIAN DESTROYER! THE FLIGHT DESTROYER ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR CONNECTS AS SHE BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!!!
Rich Russillo: McAllister is in La-La-Land as he somehow is able to get up at his feet! ROBERTS SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND DRILLS ‘THE REX MASTER’ WITH THE SHOOTING STAR METEORA! ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ LANDS THE AERIAL ACE KNEE DROP AS SHE GOES FOR THE WIN!! THIS COULD BE IT!
James Peters: REX KICKS OUT!! Raven is apoplectic! We cannot underestimate the grit and determination of Rex McAllister as Raven now rebounds off the rope. SHE SLIDES ALL OVER REX FOR A TILT-A-WHIRL….. MCALLISTER DRILLS ROBERTS ONTO HIS KNEE! A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER FROM ‘THE REX MASTER’
Persephone: That’s why he’s the best! That’s why he’s the Grand Rampage winner and will be the next World Champion! McAllister now grabs the bitch and hoists him up belly-down onto his shoulders! HE SLAMS HER DOWN!! NO!!
Rich Russillo: BEEAAAKKK BREAAAKKKERR!! RAVEN TURNS IT INTO A STUNNER! ROBERTS MAY HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE TILT-A-WHIRL MOTION BUT THAT WAS ENOUGH TO COMPLETE THE BEAK BREAKER AS SHE NOW IMPATIENTLY WAITS IN THE CORNER! ROBERTS LOOKING TO END THIS AS SHE SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER! James Peters: TAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Persephone: NO!! REXY CATCHES HER AND NAILS HER DOWN WITH A CRADLE BACKBREAKER!! RAVEN IS DOWN-AND-OUT AS REX NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! RAVEN IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! MCALLISDADDY FLOATS OVER THE SHOULDERS!! AND DRILLS HER WITH THE REX EFFECT! YES! YES! YES! COVER!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN POPS HER SHOULDER UP! McAllister can’t believe it as he tediously makes his way up to his feet. He grabs Raven’s head, hoists her and lifts her onto the turnbuckle. But Raven however, was able to fight her way out of the hold. McAllister reels into the corner as Raven charges into him! MCALLISTER GETS HIS FOOT UP!! Raven eats the kick and comes back in! MCALLISTER FOLLOWS UP WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!! RAVEN IS DOWN!!
James Peters: Raven lurches into the center of the ring as Rex jumps up onto the top turnbuckle! High-risk maneuver about to be conducted by McAllister as he stands on the tippy-top!! BUT LOOK! RAVEN SPRINGS OFF THE CANVAS AND JUMPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MCALLISTER IS IN SHOCK AS SHE QUICKLY CLENCHES HIS TIGHTS!! OH MY GOD!! SUUUUPPPPPPERRRRRR BRAAAIIIIINNNNBUSSSTERRRRR!!!! A BRAINBUSTER OFF THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CANVAS AS RAVEN CRAWLS AND LAYS ON TOP!
Persephone: REX KICKS-OUT! Raven is now crouching the corner, thinking what it’s gonna take and let me just say, it will take everything and I mean EVERYTHING to take out my husband! This bitch has no idea what she’s gotten herself into.
Rich Russillo: Raven Roberts now on her feet! Rex is struggling to stand correctly WHILE RAVEN CHARGES IN FROM THE CORNER!! TALLLLLLONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! NO!!! MCALLISTER DUCKS THE LEG AND DODGES THE TALON KICK. RAVEN TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF ‘THE REX MASTER’ FLOATING OVER. THE REX EFFECT!!!!!
James Peters: NO!! ROBERTS GRABS HIS WRIST, TWISTS AROUND AND ESCAPES. SHE JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! REX REELS INTO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS OFF!! HE SHOOTS UP FOR THE LEAPING KNEE STRIKE! BUT ROBERTS COUNTERED IN MID-AIR WITH A SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW! WHAT A FLUSH SUPERKICK AS RAVEN NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND MOVES AROUND MCALLISTER!! ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ WITH THE SECOND BEAKBREAKER!
Persephone: REXY COUNTERS THE STUNNER INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TRANSITION FROM REXY SEXY AS HE BRINGS HER DOWN FOR THE BODYSCISSORS! WAIT NO! RAVEN PINS HIM DOWN!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,FUCKAODWADKOAWKDPK
Rich Russillo: MCALLISTER ESCAPES! BOTH COMPETITORS NOW GET UP TO THEIR FET AT THE SAME TIME! TALON KICK! NO!! MCALLISTER INTERCEPTED WITH THE LEAPING KNEE STRIKE ACROSS THE NOSE IN MID-AIR!! DEVASTATING PRECISION KNEE COUNTER AS REX NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND FLOATS OVER THE STUNNED ‘BIRD OF PREY’. REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFECCCT!
James Peters: THEEEEE FAACCEEEEELLLIIIIIFFFFFFFTTT!!! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK HITS BULLSEYE CLEAN ONTO THE JAW OF MCALLISTER AS RAVEN STUMBLES ONTO HIM! COVER!
Persephone: REX POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! WHAT HEART AND DETERMINATION BY ‘THE REX MASTER’ HERE AS RAVEN HAS THROWN EVERY SINGLE THING OUT OF HER ARSENAL AND SHE HAS YET TO VANQUISH HER!
Rich Russillo: McAllister is on one knee as Raven has an unlocked fire in her eyes! SHE CHARGES IN FROM THE CORNER!! TALON KICK!!! BUT REX ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN THE NICK OF TIME!! MCALLISTER AVOIDING DISASTER AS HE RECUPERATES RINGSIDE. BUT RAVEN DOESN’T PLAN ON LETTING HER HUSBAND REST!!
James Peters: SHE RUNS THE ROPES AND SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MOOOONSAULLT PLANNCHA!! BUT MCALLISTER SLID INTO THE RING!! RAVEN LANDS UNPROTECTED INTO THE END OF THE RAMP WHILE MCALLISTER RUNS THE ROPES!!
Persephone: REXY SEXY SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND EXPLODES ONTO RAVEN WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!! WHAT A DIVE AS HE NOW BRINGS ROBERTS BACK INTO THE RING!!! WHAT THE!?!? HE’S ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. WHAT IS MY HUSBAND THINKING NOW?!?!?! OH MY!! SPIRRRRAAALLLLLL TAPPPPPPP!!!! REX MCALLISTER LANDS THE REX’S WINGS ONTO RAVEN AS HE HOOKS HER LEGS!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN POWERS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE DO THAT!! REX NOW IN THE CORNER LOOKING LIKE AN ANIMAL POSSESSED AS HE COMES OUT OF THE CORNER!! HE’S LOOKING FOR HIS OWN RENDITION OF THE TALON KICK!
James Peters: BUT RAVEN COUNTERS WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID-AIR!! REX STAGGERS WHILE RAVEN COMES OFF THE ROPES, FLOATS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND DRILLS REX WITH THE JUMPING EVEN FLOW DDT!! THE RAVEN EFFECT CONNECTS AS SHE NOW MOVES OVER FOR THE COVER!! THIS IS IT!!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!!! ‘The Rex Master’ is still in this as these two have been able to kick out of their own finishers! Raven is in the corner, knowing what she must do to close in on her husband! She ascends to the top turnbuckle while McAllister is laid out in the middle of the ring!
James Peters: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’SSSSS WIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSS!!!
Persephone: YES!!! MCALLISTER WAS ABLE TO ELEVATE HIS KNEES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND RAVEN WENT CRASH LANDING INTO THEM!! WHAT BRILLIANCE SHOWN BY REX HAS HE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! RAVEN IS OUT FOR THE PICKINGS!! THE REX EFFECT!!! THE REX EFFECT CONNECTS!! FOR THE WIN!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE REX COULD COVER HER!! MCALLISTER’S FACE FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND MISERY AS RAVEN IS DOWN-AND-OUT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! MCALLISTER WANTS THIS WIN TO BE LEGIT AS HE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING.
James Peters: Rex helps Raven up to her feet and places her onto the apron before walking away and steps up the steel steps. RAVEN RUNS UP THE APRON WHILE REX HAS NO IDEA!!
Persephone: WATCH OUT REX!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN TACKLES MCALLISTER AND SPEARS ‘THE REX MASTER’ THROUGH THE BARRICADE!! HOLY SHIT!!! HUSBAND AND WIFE TAKING EACH OTHER TO THE LIMIT HERE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF VOLTAGE AS THEY JUST CAPSIZED A CORNER OF THE BARRICADE!
James Peters: How much more can these two handle! They have a tag team championship in a couple of days! The referee is now starting to administer the ring count as McAllister and Roberts both gingerly slither out of the barricade debris.
( McAllister and Roberts clamber towards the bottom apron in an attempt to use it to help them drag themselves up. )
( Both competitors are halfway up the apron, but McAllister is unable to maintain his stance and falls to the ground. )
( McAllister gets ahold of the apron as Roberts has made her way back to the ring. )
( McAllister tries to muster the strength as he sluggishly pulls himself up the apron. )
Persephone: YES!! REX SAVES THE DAY AND CONTINUES THIS MATCH AS RAVEN IS IN SHOCK!! I KNEW MCALLISTER WOULD STAY ALIVE!
James Peters: Raven Roberts in a sense of disappointment and shock, but another half of her knows how resilient and strong Rex is. Roberts grabs McAllister by the wrist and pulls himself up to his feet. Roberts shows a sign of respect by helping him, but I don’t think she intends on giving him a fair fight! ROBERTS BACKS UP AND GOES FOR THE TALON KICK!
Rich Russillo: YAKUZA KICK FROM REX!! WHAT A KICK AS HE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES! HE FLOATS OVER FOR THE REX EFFECT!! BUT ROBERTS CLOCKS HIM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE FACELIFT!! Raven Roberts not letting McAllister fall as he holds him with a foot beneath the jaw.
James Peters: Rex McAllister is out like a light and Roberts is just dragging it! Roberts is showing remorse and this might pay! She shrugs him away into the ropes and DECKS HIM WITH THE TALON KICK!! THE TALON KICK CONNECTS AS SHE CRAWLS OVER FOR THE COVER!!
( Right as Roberts was about to get the lateral press, Rex rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the outside floor. )
Persephone: HAHA!! THAT’S THE UNPARALLELED RING PRESENCE AND IQ FROM REX! NO ONE’S BETTER THAN REX AND HE KEEPS ON PROVING IT!
Rich Russillo: Deja-vu for ‘The Bird of Prey’ as when McAllister was able to hit his finisher, she rolled out of the ring before he was able to hook the cover, and Rex McAllister has just done the same. Raven Roberts is embracing the same amount of disappointment is despair as Rex earlier while she slides under the bottom rope and grabs him.
James Peters: MCALLISTER WITH A HUGE RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE!! It unruffles ‘The Bird Of Prey’ as she ponderously responds with a massive right of her own! I don’t think it’s wise to exchange strikes with a master of Mixed Martial Arts as they continue to exchange lefts and rights!
Persephone: REX NOW OVERWHELMS HER WITH FOREARM SMASHES! MCALLISTER UNLOADS ONTO HER BEFORE RAVEN TURNS HIM AROUND AND THRUSTS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! GET FUCKED!
Rich Russillo: BUT ROBERTS STOPS HERSELF BEFORE GOING FACE-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! ‘The Bird Of Prey’ was about to get a facelift of her own as REX CHARGES IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE! ROBERTS DUCKS AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! MCALLISTER DUCKS AND ROBERTS SMASHES HER FOOT ONTO THE RINGPOST!! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT?!?!
James Peters: Raven Roberts crutching her left foot in agony as REX RECOVERS AND BLASTS HIS JAW WITH A SAVAGE KNEE STRIKE!! MY GOD!! I THINK I SAW SPIT OR A TOOTH FLYING AS REX NOW GRABS HER AND SITUATES HER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS. GET HER INTO THE RING AND FINISH THE JOB! WHAT IS HE THINKING!!
Persephone: Rexy places her head between his legs and looks at the capsized barricade. He is getting revenge for the earlier spear as he hooks his arms around one leg! YES! REX!! MAKE HER PAY!!! SHE FLIPS HER OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: GOTCH-STYLE FLIP PILEDRIVER OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! SHE’S GOTTA BE DEAD!! REX BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING AND HOOKS HER UP!! REX MCALLISTER SECURES THE WIN!! COUNT IT, REF!
James Peters: ….
Rich Russillo: …..
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! YOU’VE GOT TO BE JOKING ME!! REX TRYING TO CONFIRM WITH THE REFEREE AS HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ‘THE REX MASTER’ IS BESIDE HIMSELF AS HE NOW PROCEEDS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! ‘THE REX MASTER’ LOOKING TO GO ABOVE AND BEYOND AS HE FLIPS INTO THE AIR!! SHOOOOOOTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNGG STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR PRESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Persephone: NO!!!! RAVEN ROBERTS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND MY REXY GOES CRASH LANDING UNPROTECTED INTO THE CANVAS!! NO!!! REX, PLEASE!!! REX!!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN IS UP TO HER FEET WHILE REX DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS!! REX MIGHT BE CONCUSSED FOR ALL WE KNOW AS RAVEN SIGNALS FOR THE END!! THE TALO-
Persephone: NO!! FUCK!! REX, LOOK!!
( Raven hears the ear-deafening screams of Persephone, looks at her as she rips open her shirt and flashes her tits. Roberts’ eyes incredibly widen as she completely shifts her attention onto Persephone. )
Raven Roberts: Who in the hell do you think you are?
Persephone: YOU WISH YOU HAD THESE!
Rich Russillo: REX SHOOTS OUT OF THE BLUE AND ROLLS RAVEN UP IN A SCHOOL BOY!! NOT LIKE THIS!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Alive” by P.O.D hits, cueing for Persephone to jump up beside the table in the disgust of her fellow commentators and begins to jump up and down in excitement. Rex rolls to the other side of the ring as they both look at each other in shock. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WI-
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROBERTS LEAPS ONTO PERSEPHONE AND STARTS TO WILD OUT ONTO OUR FELLOW COMMENTATOR WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! GROUND AND POUND BY THE LIVID “BIRD OF PREY’.
James Peters: LOOK INSIDE THE RING!! DRAKE KING AND THE VISUAL PROPHET BLINDSIDING REX MCALLISTER. THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE STOMPING AWAY AT ONE-HALF OF “FIRE & ICE” NOW AS RAVEN ROBERTS TAKES HER ATTENTION OFF OF PERSEPHONE AND LOOKS IN THE RING! SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE ‘MASTERCLASS’. RAVEN ROBERTS WENT RIGHT INTO THE FLAPJACK KISS TO THE HEAD AND ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ IS OUT COLD!! SHE’S OUT LIKE A LIGHT AS “DRIZZY & VIZZY” GANG UP ON THE OTHER HALF, REX MCALLISTER.
James Peters: The reigning EAW Unified Tag Team Champions are laying waste to their Gateway to Glory challengers! The Visual Prophet is pulling the defenceless Rex McAllister up to his feet while Drake King, the reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion runs into the ropes! THE FUSSSIONNNNNNN DAAAANNNNNNCEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: The Guillotine leg sweep combination connects onto Rex McAllister as ‘Drizzy & Vizzy’ has made it known! They don’t intend on losing their EAW Unified Tag Team Championships and they’ve foreboden of what may be the result of “Fire & Ice” come Gateway To Glory, and the result will be “Drizzy & Vizzy” still your EAW Unified Tag Team Champions.
James Peters: Thank you everyone for tuning into Sunday Night Voltage! Goodnight, everybody!
( The show concludes to the sight of Drake King and The Visual Prophet holding their championships high in the air over the bodies of Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts. )
(EAW logo buzzes.)