Anna C. Flowers
(EAW intro plays.)
(As always, Voltage kicks off with a recap video of last week’s episode!)
● Veena Adams uses her connections to get a deathly ill Captain Charisma away from Voltage!
● Newcomers Finn Edwards and Kyie Daniels are seen demanding actual tag team competition and attacking The Woogieman before the scheduled handicap match! Finn and Kyie would defeat Woogie!
● Backstage a dejected Woogie would be met by Big Bhris Bhampion, Landerson! Landerson would extend a temporary olive branch and give Woogie a spot in the BBB match at Tempest featuring himself and Showdown’s Chudd and Provencal. The only catch to this is if Woogie fails to win, he can never compete for the BBB title again as long as Landerson is bhamp! :lupe:
● Sofia Clarke interviews Myles. Myles vents his frustrations towards Xander Payne and Drake King getting championship opportunities despite the fact Myles beat them both at King of Elite. Myles wants an opportunity of his own and says it doesn’t matter what championship it’s for!
● POP versus Xander Payne, with POP picking up the victory! Afterwards, POP would make it known once again that he wants another opportunity to become World Heavyweight Champion!
● Acting commissioner Veena and Lethal Consequences have a come to Jesus conversation. Veena makes a match for Tempest between LC and POP, with the winner going to Grand Rampage to face the World Heavyweight Champion!
● Gavin San Drakos versus Denis Ryley, with Korey Gaines on commentary. The back and forth with San Drakos and Ryley is fantastic, and San Drakos picks up the victory. There’s a post-match staredare between a very frustrated Denis Ryley and Korey Gaines!
● Jack Ripley is seen at his Las Vegas home. He updates the EAW Universe on his sister Jordie’s condition and vows to end Charlie Marr!
● Charlie Marr versus Jackson Blayde. The back and forth match sees Charlie Marr pull off a huge victory over the National Elite Champion… by cheating of course. Jackson and Jazmin angrily storm after the referee in protest of the so-called victory!
● Tyler Wolfe versus Daryl Kinkade is a match that never takes place. Veena, The Visual Prophet, and Nina would make their way out, and Veena would verbally destroy Tyler! The Satanic niece of the Chairman would then change the World Heavyweight Championship match to a tag team match with the belt still on the line!
● Noah Reigner and Tyler Wolfe versus Rex McAllister and Daryl Kinkade for the World Heavyweight Championship seriously becomes a thing. All four would give it their all despite the fucky circumstances, but the ending saw Tyler put Daryl away with the Bingo Hall Massacre to defend the World Heavyweight Championship for Noah. Viz would slip into the ring and take out Wolfe AND Reigner! Viz would then get taken out by Rex AND Daryl. Rex would attempt talk to Daryl, but the former National Elite Champion and Unified Tag Champ would shrug his mentor off and angrily storm up the ramp!
(The recap video fades out, and blue, green, and gold pyro begins to shoot out from the stage. The fans inside the Jeunesse Arena are ecstatic that the final night of EAW’s 4-Night stay in Rio De Janeiro is finally underway! Voltage’s theme song, ‘33rd Blakk Glass’ by Sosmula & Zillakami eventually fades out, but instead of cutting to Rich Russillo and James Peters at the broadcast booth, the cameras cut to Bella Braxton who is standing in the middle of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME VOLTAGE’S COMMISSIONER… CAPTAIN CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSMMMMMAAAAAA!!!!
(‘Self-Help Tape’ by Moses Sumney begins to play and the knowledgeable Brazilian crowd erupts into cheers. ‘Captain Charisma’ Matt Daniels steps onto the stage and can’t help but soak up the reaction of the crowd. He looks very sexy in a long sleeve, black, fitted Tom Ford henley shirt, a Kiton cashmere/silk Houndstooth print blazer, a pair of black fitted Tom Ford slacks, and a pair of black leather loafers by Prada.)
Rich Russillo: You know, I’m secure enough in my masculinity to admit that our boss looks rather dapper tonight. That outfit…
James Peters: :wow:
(Captain Charisma slips into the ring, thanks Bella for the introduction, and takes the microphone from her.)
Captain Charisma: Boa noite, Brasil!
(The crowd pops huge for Captain Charisma and his use of Portuguese. It’s a cheap pop, but he has no shame. Captain Charisma flashes the crowd his million dollar smile.)
Captain Charisma (taking a deep breath): For lack of a better word, last week’s edition of Voltage was fucked. I won’t stand here and deny that. I was bogged down with the flu, and as a result my wonderful assistant made sure that I was sent packing for the night. There was nothing I could do but suck it up and deal with it, as Veena Adams lorded her bloodline in front of my face. Yes, I have always been the man to stand up and fight for what’s right, and because of that I also know when to pick and choose my battles. At the time, I didn’t feel like that one was worth fighting because how much damage could a woman like Veena actually cause? Well, I was wrong for that. As I watched Voltage unfold on television from the comfort of my hotel room, I was completely disgusted with what I saw. The main event was turned into a sideshow act and all because of one woman’s personal vendetta against female wrestlers. As a result of Veena’s biased decision making, Noah Reigner, Tyler Wolfe, Daryl Kinkade, and Rex McAllister suffered. The EAW Universe suffered. Voltage suffered. They were cheated out of a World Heavyweight Championship match that would no doubt have become a Match of the Year candidate. They were cheated out of watching two talented wrestlers taking advantage of the platform given to them and putting on an instant classic. While I can’t change what happened last week, I can assure everyone that going forward Voltage will continue to set the standard in terms of the talent we have on our roster, and our commitment to excellence.
(The crowd pops for this.)
Captain Charisma: So with that being said, I want to go ahead and announce next week’s main event. As the EAW Universe has noticed, all four brands have been exchanging talent as of late. Kendra Shamez, Hurricane Hawk, Starr Stan, and myself thought it would be a great way to give fans an opportunity to see unique matches that otherwise might never happen. So far, it’s been more than successful, and I’m proud to say that next week Cameron Ella Ava is coming to Voltage from Dynasty!!!
(The crowd erupts at that announcement!)
Captain Charisma: For a good chunk of this season, Cameron was involved in a huge rivalry with various members of the 1%, including Voltage’s own Jack Ripley. I know both have moved on from that, but there’s no denying that everytime Cameron and Jack are in the ring together they bring something special out of one another. So next week and what could very well be for the final time, Cameron Ella Ava will face Jack Ripley, and I’m going to make it an ‘Anything Goes’ match! These two have been in wars together and I’m pretty sure this will be the perfect to way to settle whatever might linger between the two of them, if anything at all.
(The crowd LOVES this!)
James Peters: Jack Ripley versus Cameron Ella Ava! These two really do bring out the best in each other! Their matches always deliver!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m shook. AND the fact that this match will be ‘Anything Goes.’ :wow:
James Peters: This is probably the biggest match of the talent exchange so far besides Kassidy Heart versus Mr. DEDEDE!
Captain Charisma: In addition to Jack versus Cam next week, Myles will also get another chance to have a real match against Lethal Consequences. As disgusted and frustrated as I am with Veena, who is BANNED from the building tonight, she was well within her right to schedule that rematch. And since we are on the subject of Myles, I also want to say that I understand why he feels frustrated. Since coming to Voltage he has done everything right and has left a lasting impression on everyone here in EAW. Regardless of what happens in his match next week against LC, I’m going to give Myles his chance. At the Iconic Cup, Viz will be defending the New Breed Championship against Tyler. However, the winner of that match is going to have to immediately put that belt on the line at Tempest. Whoever emerges from the Iconic Cup as the champion will face off against Myles.
(This announcement sets the crowd on fire! They’re totally here for Myles getting a championship opportunity.)
Captain Charisma: Now, that brings us to the rest of Tempest. Thus far, we have an incredible line-up. Noah Reigner will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Xander Payne. Jackson Blayde will be defending the National Elite Championship against Farrell V. The Big Bhris Bhampionship will be on the line in a Fatal Fourway! We’re going to go ahead and move forward with Lethal Consequences versus the Prince of Phenomenal. The winner of that match will go on to Grand Rampage to face the World Heavyweight Champion AND… we’re also going to have a number one contenders match for the National Elite Championship. Last week on Voltage, Charlie Marr pinned Jackson Blayde and got a victory, but since that victory was riddled with controversy, I don’t feel right just adding Charlie to the National Elite Championship match at Tempest. But what I’m going to do is give Charlie a chance to prove he deserves a title shot.
(This obviously doesn’t settle very well with the crowd. Charlie Marr doesn’t deserve nice things in their eyes.)
Captain Charisma: At Tempest, Charlie Marr will be facing the previously mentioned JACK RIPLEY and the winner will go to Grand Rampage to face the National Elite Champion!
(Jack’s name as Charlie’s opponent gets a HUGE reaction from the crowd. Everyone is well aware of the situation brewing between Jack and Charlie, and knowing they’ll get an opportunity to face off against one another at Tempest is absolutely everything!)
Captain Charisma: AND… that’s about enough of me. We have a hell of a show lined up for you guys tonight. So how about it, Brazil?! MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!
(The crowd obliges Captain Charisma with a chorus of deafening cheers. ‘Self-Help Tape’ by Moses Sumney begins to play across the PA system once again, and Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for the new Jeffree Star X Morphe brushes featuring EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, the Jaded Hearts. Now available at ULTA!)
(Voltage returns from commercial break and cuts to the ring for the first match of the night! ‘Galvanize’ by The Chemical Brothers blares throughout the arena while Gavin San Drakos steps on to the stage. The lively crowd get up on their feet, loudly supporting The Flame And Fury.)
Bella Braxton: FIRST! Making his way to the ring, from New Castle, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, ‘The Flame and Fury’ GAVIN … SAN … DRA-KOOOOOOS!
(As Gavin San Drakos hops off the top turnbuckle, the crowd begin to buzz before ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen blasts through the speaker. The fans in attendance jump up from their seat, erupting in a mix of ecstatic joy and pure disgust as the EAW New Breed Champion makes his way through the smoke. The Visual Prophet makes his way to the ring with his EAW New Breed Championship belt planted on his shoulder.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT!! From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… THE VISUALLLL PROPPPPHEEEEETTT!!!
(DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: The bell has rung as both men look each other in eye, circling around the ring as the crowd begins to calm down. They engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but it is immediately ended as Vizzy hauls him down to the mat, wrapping his arm around the neck of Gavin in a headlock.
Rich Russillo: Gavin trying to get out of the hold, but Vizzy begins tightening it more and more. AND GAVIN LEADS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES, MAKING GO REBOUNDING OFF IT!!! Vizzy runs towards the opposite side of the ring, bouncing off the ropes and charging into Gavin with a clothesline! It connects and Gavin goes crashing into the mat, immediately getting up to his feet as The Visual Prophet knocks him down with another clothesline!
James Peters: Vizzy gets himself fired up while he whips Gavin into the ropes! GAVIN RUNS INTO VIZZY! AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPINNING ARM WHIP!!! BOTH MEN GET UP AND GAVIN CHARGES ONCE AGAIN!!! HE SPINS AROUND!!! NO!!! HE WAS GOING FOR THE VALYRIAN DOOM ROLLING ELBOW EARLY IN THE MATCH BUT PROPHET DODGES IT AS HE RUNS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: Prophet hops up to the top turnbuckle! AND JUMPS OFF, SPINNING AROUND!! OH!!!! GAVIN WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE, SHATTERING THE FLYING NEW BREED CHAMPION’S JAW IN MID AIR!!!! Prophet goes staggering through the ropes, crashing down onto ringside as Drakos runs the ropes! AND DIVES BETWEEN THE ROPES!! SUICIDE DIVE!!! GAVIN EXPLODES ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET AT RINGSIDE AND DRAKOS QUICKLY SLIDES HIM INTO THE RING FOR THE COVER!!
ONE… T-
James Peters: Kick out! The New Breed Champion immediately getting his shoulder up and Drakos stands on his feet, overlooking the kneeling Visual Prophet! AND PLANTS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST OF VIZZY!!!! AND HE DOES IT FOR THE SECOND TIME!! THIRD TIME!! FOURTH TIME!!! FIFTH TIME!!! AND S- OH!!! VIZZY CAUGHT HIS LEG!!!! AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DRAGON WHIP!!
Rich Russillo: Gavin makes a huge mistake with those roundhouse kicks as Vizzy charges into him at the corner!! GAVIN LIFTS HIS FOOT UP, MOMENTARILY STOPPING VIZZY BUT HE CAUGHT HIS FOOT!! BUT GAVIN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE LEFT EAR OF VIZZY!!! VIZZY RINGED BY THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS GAVIN HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!
James Peters: Gavin in a precarious position as he SOARS!!!!! FLYING CROSSBODY!!!! BUT VIZZY ROLLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!!!! THE POWER OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION DISPLAYED RIGHT HERE WHILE VIZZY POPS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’s CARRY!!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN!!! PROPHET DRIVER!!!! NO!!!!! GAVIN ROLLS HIM INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! FOLLOWED BY A RAINFALL OF ELBOWS!!!!
Rich Russillo: What a smooth transition into the Fujiwara armbar and The Visual Prophet cannot protect himself from these devastating elbows from Drakos!! Vizzy rolls him over to the ground and both men get up! VIZZY WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE JAW OF DRAKOS!!! DRAKOS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND VIZZY CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! DRAKOS STUNNED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! VIZZY SPINS AROUND!!! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! NO!!! DRAKOS WITH A HEADBUTT!!!
James Peters: The Visual Prophet was going for his spinning back fist but Vizzy ducked it and knocked his head off his shoulders with a devastating headbutt. Drakos with fire in his eyes as he runs towards the ropes! AND REBOUNDS!!!! ROLLING ELBOW!! NO!!!! VISUAL PROPHET CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIST!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A REVERSE STO!!! GRABS HIS HEAD!!! TWISTING DDT!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! COVER!!
ONE…. TWO…
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT!!! Drakos able to power out of that predicament after getting planted with that twisting DDT! Vizzy now walks towards the corner of the ring, climbing up the turnbuckles as he is looking for an aerial assault onto Gavin! BUT GAVIN SWEEPS BENEATH THE LEGS OF THE PROPHET, TAKING HIM DOWN AS HE IS HUNG FROM THE TURNBUCKLES!!!
James Peters: Drakos quickly climbs up the turnbuckles! Vizzy got out of the hanging position and joins Drakos at the top! Prophet with a forearm to Drakos! AND DRAKOS WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN!!! Prophet attempts to lift him up! BUT DRAKOS PUSHES HIM OFF THE TOP!!!! PROPHET LANDS ON HIS FEET AND POPS UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AGAIN!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKOS PICKS HIM UP!!! DRAGON FANG DRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! AVALANCHE MICHINOKU DRIVER FROM DRAKOS AND HE CRAWLS OVER FOR THE COVER!!!
ONE… TWO… TH
Rich Russillo: VIZZY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Drakos shocked that that didn’t put the New Breed Champion away while The Visual Prophet crawls under the ropes and drops onto the cement floor at ringside! Vizzy walks over to the announcer’s desk, clueless to the man who is behind him! DRAKOS WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE BACK OF VIZZY’S HEAD!!! AND DRAKOS NOW CLUTCHING HIS HAIR AND RUNNING WITH HIM!!!! BUT VIZZY SPINS HIM AROUND AND DRAKOS GOES CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!
James Peters: Drakos reversed at the last second, and Vizzy snatches him, getting him up to his feet as he walks farther from the area he threw him in! VIZZY RUNS WITH HIM!!!!! DRAKOS JUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE!!!! AND DAZES THE INCOMING VIZZY WITH A FOREARM!!!
Rich Russillo: Drakos with his two hands gripping the top of the barricade and JUMPS UP!!! BUT VIZZY SWEEPS HIS LEGS AND DRAKOS’ MIDSECTION GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! THAT MUST HAVE HURT REAL BAD!!
James Peters: Vizzy now climbing up the storage box in the timekeeper’s area to get up onto the top of the barricade. What the hell is he doing? Vizzy now gets Gavin to his feet as he hoists him up! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!??!?! PROPHET DRIVER ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Rich Russillo: HAS THAT EVER BEEN BEFORE?!?!?!? ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ONTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE!!!! WHAT A MOVE AND VIZZY QUICKLY ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING!! HE ASCENDS THE TURNBUCKLES AS GAVIN IS LAID OUT AT THE CENTER!!
James Peters: BOWWWW TOOOOO THHEEEEEE- GAVIN GETS HIS KNEES UP!!! HE PINS HIM DOWN!!!!
ONE… TWO… THREE!!!
James Peters: HE KICKS OUT!!!!! VIZZY POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!!!!! Gavin thought he had that won! He put everything into that cradle but the Visual Prophet somehow exploding out of that pinfall! Vizzy now rolling out the apron as Gavin thinks on what he should do next!
Rich Russillo: Gavin now steps through the ropes and onto the apron! VIZZY PICKS HIM UP!!! FIREMAN’s CARRY!!! BUT GAVIN HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES, STOPPING VIZZY!!! GAVIN RELEASES HIMSELF AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, PICKS UP GAVIN!!!! AND DRILLS HIM ONTO THE APRON WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!!! OH MY!!!
James Peters: GAVIN PUSHES THE HELPLESS PROPHET INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AS HE RUNS OVER TO THE CORNER, YELLING AT HIM TO GET UP!!! The Visual Prophet is about to meet his end! GAVIN CHARGES INTO HIM!!! OH!!! VISUAL INTERCEPTS!!! PROPHET DRIVER!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE PROPHET INSTANTLY GETS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES AFTER ROLLING UP TO HIS FEET!! BOW TOOOO THE HEA!!! NO!!!! GAVIN CAPTURED HIM!! TRIANGLE HOLD LOCKED IN!!! ITS CINCHED IN!!!
James Peters: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IN DISTRESS AS HE COULD TAP OUT TO GAVIN SAN DRAKOS! BUT VIZZY DEADLIFTING HIM!!!! POWER!!! THE STRENGTH!!! AND VIZZY SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!!!!
Rich Russillo: What a showcase of power from The Visual Prophet, but he is unable to get the cover in! Vizzy going for another elbow drop as he climbs up the turnbuckles for another time! VIZZY jUMPS!! GAVIN DUCKS IT!!!! GAVIN GETS OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZZY RUNS INTO HIM AGAIN!!! GAVIN SPRINGS UP!!! AND CRUSHES HIS CHEST WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!! THE BLACK FIRE DIVE CONNECTS AS GAVIN CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER AS VIZZY CATCHES HIS BREATH!!
James Peters: GAVIN WAITING PATIENTLY AS VIZZY SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY TO HIS FEET!!! HERE IT IS!!!! VALYRIANNNN DOOO- KISS TO THE HEAD!! KISS TO THE HEAD OUT OF NOWHERE AS VIZZY COLLAPSES ONTO GAVIN!!
ONE….. TWO…. THREE!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THEEE VISSSUUUALLL PROPPPPHEETT!!!
(‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen hits as The Visual Prophet is given his EAW New Breed Championship.)
James Peters: A proud New Breed Champion in the fight of his life. Gavin San Drakos came so close to defeating The Visual Prophet tonight.
Rich Russillo: Exactly James, Gavin was seconds away from defeating the EAW New Breed Champion with his signature rolling elbow, but The Visual Prophet still had something in it. After that brutal foot stomp through his chest, he somehow was able to connect his Kiss To The Head knockout blow across the jaw of Gavin out of nowhere.
James Peters: This match definitely did not disappoint, and Gavin San Drakos will definitely contend for that EAW New Breed Championship in the future after his performance here tonight. The Visual Prophet reigns supreme tonight but hats off to Gavin. I hope Tyler Wolfe was watching!
Rich Russillo: No doubt Tyler was watching and scouting her opponent for the Iconic Cup.
(As The Visual Prophet celebrates his victory, the cameras cut to Rich and James. James has a strange look on his face.)
James Peters: Uhhhh. Alright. So. Ladies and gentlemen, we are getting word that there’s something going on backstage!
Rich Russillo: Apparently Jack Ripley has found Charlie Marr!
James Peters: :krabs:
(Voltage immediately cuts backstage and sure enough, Jack and Charlie are wailing away on one another! Jack has Charlie pinned to the ground and is beating the ever loving shit out of him. He snatches Charlie up by the beard and slings him into the wall. Charlie hits back first and Jack pounces, grabbing Charlie again and slamming the back of his head against the wall! Charlie fights back with several stiff right hands, but Jack throws his knee into Charlie’s gut and slams his fist into Charlie’s face! Jack’s fist connects with Charlie’s mouth, and Charlie’s lip is busted. Blood trickles from his mouth! Jack isn’t finished, grabbing Charlie by the back of the head and tossing him shoulder first into the nearby equipment boxes. The force of the impact drives the wheeled boxes apart from one another and Charlie spills onto the floor, knocking over a stack of chairs that was positioned behind the boxes. Jack grabs one chair, throwing it downward with force on top of Charlie. Then another, then another and continues until several chairs cover Charlie’s body. One lone referee tries to come in, grabbing Jack to pull him away – and Jack turns, smashing his fist directly between the referee’s eyes. Jack turns to Charlie, only to see him crawling away and pushing himself up to his feet. Jack grabs Charlie, pulling him the rest of the way up to his feet…
And Charlie slams his head into Jack’s, sending the ‘Straight Shooter’ stumbling back! Charlie gets his second win and lunges for Jack! Charlie spears the former PURE Champion, and they both go crashing into a table! Charlie is on top now and he is hammering away on Jack! Charlie lands a series of punches to Jack’s face and head! Charlie is relentless, and a fresh cut appears just above Jack’s eye. Charlie takes his knuckles and drives them into that open wound! Blood drips into Jack’s eyes, and Charlie wraps his hands tightly around Jack’s throat, choking the life out of him. Jack thrashes around on the ground, kicking and reaching out for something .. eventually finding the broken table leg. After managing to grab it, Jack swings it wildly, smashing into Charlie’s back once, then twice. Charlie releases his choke just as Jack’s face was turning an unflattering shade of blue. Charlie pushes himself up to his feet, and kicks at Jack’s bloody face as he was pushing himself up to his feet. Charlie turns away for a second, allowing Jack enough time to push himself up to his knees .. LOW-BLOW TO CHARLIE!!
Charlie folds himself in instinctively, cradling himself in pain. Jack returns to his feet, frantically looking around for something to unleash more chaos and pain on his target. In the wreckage of the table, he manages to find a pen that has rolled onto the floor. Taking off the cap, he holds it asif it were a knife and turns to Charlie, looking to use it on Charlie…
….CHARING CROSS!!!
Charlie had gotten back to his feet while Jack was looking for a weapon, and Jack hits the floor with a sick thud! Charlie begins to mercilessly stomp away on Jack when FINALLY more EAW officials come rushing into the scene. Several men grab Charlie and pull him away from Jack! Two men drop down and check on Jack, and the ugly scene cuts to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Piledriver Athletics featuring Noah Reigner and Remi Skyfire. Get your Piledriver Athletics gear today!)
(Returning from the commercial break, InnerPartySystem’s “Don’t Stop” is currently ripping through the sound systems. The EAW World Heavyweight Champion, Noah Reigner, is making his way down the ramp, his championship slung over his shoulder. Denis Ryley follows a few steps behind him.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the special commentary team for this next match. Denis Ryley and the EAW World Heavyweight Champion — Noah Reigner!
(Denis bypassed Noah and b-lined it to the commentary desk. They will be replacing Rich and James for this match! Noah took his time, circling the ring to make sure everyone was aware that he was the World champion. Finally stopping at the desk, he climbed ontop of it – raising the championship triumphantly.)
Denis Ryley: Is this thing on? .. Got it! Alright, so whenever our champion decides to step down off of the desk …
(Noah eventually does and places the title on the tabletop before putting his headset on.)
Denis Ryley: .. Perfect. Now we can get this sideshow attraction of a match underway.
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, weighing in at One hundred and seventy pounds — the Underdog Hero, Korey Gaines!
(“Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne starts up on the sound system and once the beat kicks in, Korey Gaines explodes out onto the stage from behind the curtain. The crowd instantly goes into a cheering frenzy for the young man who’s quickly managed to earn their respect and praise.)
Denis Ryley: Do you hear that? The crowd is eating all of this up, what is wrong with them? Korey Gaines isn’t the type of person that should these people should be looking up to. What has he done, what has he accomplished? Nothing. Not like ..
Noah Reigner: Me. .. What are you getting at Denis – whatever your name is today? So the fans like him, who cares? Personally – I’ve never seen one of the kids matches, so I’m a little interested in seeing what he can bring to the table against someone who’s claimed to be a contender to my title..
Denis Ryley: I’m telling you now, Noah, he brings nothing to the table.
Noah Reigner: Funny. I know another person who brings nothing to the table..
(Denis shoots Noah a glare. By now, Korey has climbed into the ring where he does a few more taunts to the crowd. After settling down, his music fades into “It Follows” by Cane Hill.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent.. Currently residing in the state of New York in the United States of America, weighing in at Two hundred and forty pounds — he is the former New Breed God, Xander Payne!
(Xander walks out onto the stage, only stopping for a brief moment to look around the arena before beginning to make his way down the ramp. His pace was slow, and his eyes were locked on Gaines in the ring.)
Noah Reigner: Do you believe this guy? Has the audacity to stake claim to my World championship, like he’s owed a shot. What has he done to earn his chance at this? A whole lot of nothing, that’s what. But his demands have been entertained, and here we are. Twenty-nineteen and Xander Payne is actually being considered to be a challenger. What has this company come to?..
Denis Ryley: It’s better than defending the title against someone like Gaines, though. Gaines doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as a World Champion.
(Noah looked at Denis and shook his head at his sucking up. Xander has entered the ring, but now his focus wasn’t on Gaines – instead it was on Noah and the World Heavyweight Championship. Noah notices this, smirking as he placed a hand on the championship, gently patting the faceplate.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Denis Ryley: Well, here we go. The bell has rung.. And Gaines takes advantage of Payne not paying attention, hitting him from behind with a series of forearms before grabbing him and throwing him into the corner. Hitting him with kick after kick now, making sure Payne regrets taking his eyes off of him.
Noah Reigner: That’s what he gets for not being focused. Do you think he will take the championship from me if he’s not focused? Not a chance. Gaines moves back, running into the corner – looking for a stinger splash or something, but misses. Payne moves his wide-frame out of the way and Gaines hits the corner hard.
Denis Ryley: Payne using that experience factor to side step Gaines’ attempt. Payne pulling Gaines out of the corner, hitting a massive european uppercut which knocks Gaines back into the corner. Grabbing him again, Payne now holding him in place and feeding him right hands. The power behind his strikes driving Gaines down, slumping to the mat.
Xander Payne (off mic): ARE YOU WATCHING, NOAH!?
Noah Reigner: Yeah, I’m watching. Kind of hard to miss a human blob taking up a quarter of the ring.
Denis Ryley: While you’re watching, Xander should maybe keep his eye on his opponent. Gaines pulling himself up enough to kick Payne right in the stomach. Payne backs up some, and Gaines explodes up, jumping onto the middle turnbuckle .. flying backward with an elbow smash. Looked pretty poor, though. I could have done that better. But I wouldn’t have gotten myself into that position in the first place.
Noah Reigner: Sure.. Gaines and Payne back up to their feet, and Gaines hitting tub-o-fun with a series of kicks. Changing up from shoot, to a roundhouse, to a spinning sole kick. Payne doubled over – Gaines hits the ropes – dropkick from Gaines that sends Payne down to the ground. Payne rolls out of the ring to escape his opponent. Some ‘future world champ’, huh? Can’t even take a dropkick, can’t wait to see what a Kill Shot does to him.
Denis Ryley: Payne has his eyes on you, Noah. He’s beginning to walk around toward us..
Noah Reigner: Nah, I don’t think so. … Gaines just took him down after flying through the air with a ‘decent’ suicide dive. Now both of them laying out on the floor, a familiar place for Payne from what I hear.
Denis Ryley: Gaines is the first up to his feet, and he’s making the biggest mistake he can. He’s moved to the barrier and climbed on top of it, hyping up the crowd for whatever reason. They’re feeding out of his hand, sure, but he’s taken his eyes off of Payne who’s back to his feet. Gaines turns, sees this and jumps off of the barrier .. only to meet a stiff elbow from Xander!! Gaines’ body crumbles to the floor and Xander stands tall over him.
(Xander turns again and points to Noah, who stands up from his seat and smirks – holding his arms open.)
Noah Reigner: I’m right here, come get it if you want.
Denis Ryley: Welp. Things might get out of control in a second. Payne is making his way to our table again and Noah has taken off his headset. Wait, shit. Gaines is getting back up. Does this kid not know when to stop? Payne just elbowed a crater into his face – and now Gaines is up.. Running up behind Payne and pushing hm shoulder first into the steel post! Grabbing him up again and.. Jghfsjkdjkdshjfk
(Gaines had thrown Payne into and over the commentary table. Noah, who was standing up, was able to move out of the way – but Ryley took the full weight of Payne crashing into him. Noah looked down at the wreckage of the two bodies, chair, and various items from the table – and shook his head. Turning to Gaines, Noah instructed ‘get this piece of shit outta’ here’. Gaines moves to the table, grabbing Payne and pulling him up – moving him to the ring. Noah puts his headset back on, and Denis readjusts himself.)
Denis Ryley: What the shit was that?!
Noah Reigner: It was called offense, Denis. Gaines was doing what he needed to get an advantage over Payne. Inside of the ring, Payne is up to his hands and knees only to Gaines to hit him with a sliding basement dropkick. Both feet knocking the spit outta’ Payne’s mouth. And now a pin..
(One..
Two..
Kickout!)
Denis Ryley: Of course that wasn’t enough. Rookie mistake by Gaines there. He should have just kept on the pressure. Instead, he wasted time. Now he’s pulling Payne back up, pushing him against the ropes. But, whatya’ know, Payne reversed it – sending Gaines across the ring to the ropes.
Noah Reigner: Pop up Power…. Hurricanrana! Okay, that was a pretty solid counter. Gotta’ show some respect for that.
Denis Ryley: Lucky. But Payne rolls up to his knees.. Kneeling superkick! NO! Xander blocks the shot and explodes up to his feet – wrapping up Gaines and executing a nice German Suplex. Wow. Didn’t expect that from him. Payne up to his feet, grabbing Gaines only to put him down with a Spinebuster to follow up.
Noah Reigner: Payne beginning the build some momentum. Mounting Gaines and hammering him with closed right hands, over and over. Gaines’ arms are up, attempting to block a few of those punches but with all of that weight coming down, they’re still pretty effective.
Denis Ryley: It takes the referee pulling Payne off of Gaines for him to stop. Gaines rolling up to his knees, then pushing himself vertical. Still not quitting. Payne charges forward.. Running Crossbody onto Gaines! Imagine being on the opposite end of that, Noah. Gaines weighs less than you do, so imagine the pain. Broken ribs, maybe! That would be a blessing. Well, Payne keeps all of his weight applied to Gaines in a cover..
(One..
Two..
Thre– Kickout!)
Noah Reigner: Kickout from Gaines at the last second.
Denis Ryley: Fuck! That’s unfortunate. But once again, Payne shifts his focus to you. The World Heavyweight Championship is turning Xander into a different kind of person. He wants to send a message to you through Gaines, and he’s wanting you to make sure you’re watching.
Noah Reigner: Oh, I’m watching. I’m watching… Gaines getting up. He’s holding his ribs, but the look on his face tells me that his adrenaline is kicking in and he’s not really focused on that pain right now. .. HEY XANDER! YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TURN AROUND, BUD..
Denis Ryley: I think he heard you. Payne turns around.. SMACK! Superkick to the jaw! It drops Payne to a knee. .. SMACK! Another superkick! Payne is out, seeing little Tweety Birds circling his head.
Noah Reigner: Tweety Birds? What are you, seven? The fuck, man? ..
Denis Ryley: Whatever. .. But Gaines is watching Payne fight his way to feet. Gaines pointing to the ropes, signaling to the crowd he’s going to use them for something. This is not happening on my watch,..
(Ryley shoots up to his feet, knocking off his headset. In the ring, Gaines waits until Payne is up to feet and rushes to the ropes. He jumps up, looking to springboard off of them – maybe in an attempt for his Moonsault into a reverse DDT. But Ryley jumps up onto the apron, sweeping Gaines’ feet off of the ropes and sending him crashing into Payne awkwardly. By now Noah is up to his feet and without the headset as well. He grabs Ryley off of the apron, shoving him away.)
Noah Reigner (off-mic): What the fuck are you doing?!
(Inside of the ring, Payne rolls up to see Noah near the ropes. Xander grows furious, pushing himself and sprinting to the ropes – coming back … SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO NOAH! Payne is immediately back up to his feet, shouting down to Noah.)
Xander Payne (off-mic): WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH!? GETTING INVOLVED IN MY MATCH! I OUGHT TO KILL YOU!
(Inside of the ring, Gaines is back up and is looking over the ropes at Ryley. Ryley has now backed half-way up the ramp, all smiles. Payne slides back into the ring, unnoticed by Gaines who’s leaning against the far ropes. Payne quickly sneaks up behind him, grabbing him by the back of his shorts and rolling him up!)
(One..
Two..
Three!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: And the winner of the match, Xander Payne!
(“It Follows” hits the sound system again, but only for a moment. It’s cut off when Payne, who’s celebrating with his arms up, turns around .. only to be on the receiving end of a sickening KILL SHOT! Noah rolls out of the ring immediately, grabbing his title and sliding back in. He drops the title next to Xander’s head, picks him up and drives him skull first into the title with the “Shot Down” jumping underhook DDT! The impact of Payne’s head hitting the title is enough to cut him open.)
(During all of this, Gaines watches while sitting on his knees. Upset that the win was stolen from him. He doesn’t notice Ryley coming back down the ramp. Ryley reaches into the ring, grabbing Gaines’ foot and drags him outside – and the two begin to brawl! Gaines gets the upper hand though, grabbing Ryley and sending him into the steel steps! Gaines kicks the steps apart, leaving the base at the bottom while the top half moves to the floor. Gaines grabs Ryley up, hitting him with a superkick – immediately followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb onto the base of the steel steps!! Ryley screams in agony after landing hard.)
(Noah has mounted Xander, smashing him in the face with repeated elbows before grabbing the title and pressing it against Xander’s face.)
Noah Reigner (off-mic): THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU’RE GOING TO GET TO THIS CHAMPIONSHIP, YOU HEAR ME?! YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS, YOU NEVER HAVE AND YOU NEVER WILL!
(Noah stands up, looks down at Gaines who’s left Ryley on the steps and then turns to grab a microphone. The crowd goes into a hush when Noah stands center of the ring, microphone in one hand and his other hand clutches the title by the strap.)
Noah Reigner: And you see that? That is what happens when undeserving morons think they can step up and try to take a shot at my championship. Xander Payne has done nothing to deserve my attention, let alone a title shot, but he’s made a big fuss about it – and it’s actually gained a lot of traction. So fine. I’ll play the role of fighting champion – even though this bozo doesn’t deserve anything other than a one way ticket to the unemployment line. You want a shot, chump? You got it. I’ll be glad to humiliate you in front of the world … AGAIN.
(Noah pauses for a moment before shaking his head.)
Noah Reigner: And speaking of humiliating little inept idiots; next week on Dynasty – LUCAS JOHNSON! I’m coming to teach you a thing or two about what being an Ace really means. It’s easy to hide over on Dynasty, hidden behind the mid-level talent that you blend yourself in with, but still can’t manage to defeat, and call yourself an Ace. I’m surprised Jamie O’Hara hasn’t silenced you himself, but then again – you’re presence must not exist to him because men like him, and myself? We’re on a whole other playing field. But, I’ve been known to do some charity work from time to time, and taking a trip to Dynasty to whoop your ass and teach you some respect? That sounds like a good charity job to me. Hiding behind rollie-pollie Hitchman isn’t going to save you, nor do I have a motorcycle you can use to crush my ankle. You and me, one on one Lucas, and I promise I’m going to cave your head in – just like I’m going to do to Xander Payne. There’s three words that you two need to familiarize yourselves with, quickly. House Always Wins, and you’re playing against the house with the worst possible hand you could ever have. Neither of you have any chance..
( “Don’t Stop” hits one more time, as Noah carelessly tosses the microphone up – allowing it to fall to the mat with a thud. He turns and looks down in disgust at Xander before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp, a smirk plastered on his face. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Las Vegas featuring Jack Ripley. Book your high roller Vegas vacation on Pleasant Holidays today!)
(Voltage returns from break and the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, the Jaded Hearts, are standing by. They are dressed for competition, seeing as how they’re in action against The Legion tonight. However, they also have a microphone. The flawless brunette, Sienna Jade, clears her throat and looks directly into the camera.)
Sienna Jade: Ladies and gentlemen… welcome back to WOATAGE!!!
(Kassidy giggles.)
Sienna Jade: Tonight on WOATAGE the greatest tag team to ever live will step into the ring on their anniversary and take on…. Dun dun dun!!! The Legion.
(Sienna rolls her eyes.)
Sienna Jade: Literally the most uninspiring, pointless, and so not scary tag team ever. Like honestly, Kassidy. I know we talked about this already, but still I stand here trying to figure out where the fuck EAW even found those two headasses and their anticlimactic speech skills. Madison Kaline’s butchered version of the English language made more sense than anything Finn Edwards and Kyie Daniels had to say this week. Wouldn’t you agree?
(Sienna does her best Sofia Clarke impersonation and sticks the microphone in Kassidy’s face.)
Kassidy Heart: Of course I agree. You are my queen. The only reason we’re even here is because we decided we wanted to compete on our anniversary. It was a year ago today that REVOLT gave birth to the 2018 Tag Team of Year!
Sienna Jade: Ohmygawd it’s our anniversary!
Kassidy Heart: Ohmygawd it’s our anniversary!!
(Sienna and Kassidy grab hands and gaze into one another’s eyes.)
Sienna Jade: Kassi-Poo… I love you. There’s no one else I would rather be with today except for you.
(Kassidy gives Sienna’s hands a squeeze.)
Kassidy Heart: Sienna… I love you too. The second you came into my life, it changed for the better. You opened my eyes to how this world works, and have held my hand and had my back through all of it.
(Sienna sighs.)
Sienna Jade: I remember the first time we were in the ring together. It was like looking in a mirror… a perfect blonde mirror. You were exactly like me. You were talented. You were passionate. You had everything inside of you needed to be a star. You just needed someone to bring it out of you and that person was me.
Kassidy Heart: And for that I’m grateful. You complete me.
Sienna Jade: You’re my favorite person.
Kassidy Heart: I only ever want to sing Celine Dion with you.
Sienna Jade: You’re the only person worthy of my make-up tutorials.
Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade: I LOVE Y-
???: Fuck your anniversary.
(Sienna and Kassidy, who had been in the process of embracing one another, pulled apart and turned their heads in the direction of the unknown voice. Disgusted looks cross their lovely faces as Jake Smith and Joshua Nicholls stroll into the scene.)
Jake Smith: Exactly what Josh said. Fuck your anniversary.
Sienna Jade: I thought you two were on a plane somewhere in the middle of the ocean?
Joshua Nicholls: Clearly we had it turn around because neither of us could pass up the chance to see this match in person.
Jake Smith: You two had a front row seat for our match last night, so we are going to take a front se-
(Joshua cuts Jake right off.)
Joshua Nicholls: You two might get past The Legion tonight, but you will never be able to knock off The Revolution. We bow to no one and come Under Siege we are going to force both of you sex dolls to your knees. You will kiss our feet, scream our names, and beg us to fucking end you and put you out of your misery. You might be good wrestlers, but inside OUR ring is a place where you two DON’T belong. The Revolution is gaining traction. We are going to knock everyone off one by one until we’re the only team standing. Unfortunately for you two, we’re starting at the top. Those Unified Tag Team Championships that you do Gawd knows what with are coming back to Showdown with us, and I promise you whores this… neither of you will ever think about tag team championship gold again once we’re done destroying you.
(Joshua snaps his fingers.)
Joshua Nicholls: Kneel, bitches.
(Sienna looks at Kassidy. Kassidy looks at Sienna. No words need to be spoken between the two tag team champions. They grab their belts and slam them into the faces of Jake and Joshua!!! Joshua and Jake hit the ground and Kassidy and Sienna exchange smiles. They toss their hair, step on Jake and Joshua, and make their way out of the picture. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Popeyes featuring Chudd, Provencal, Landerson, and The Woogieman. Isn’t it nice when you can put your differences aside? LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES!!!)
(When Voltage returns, Bella is seen standing inside the ring.)
(‘In my mind’ by dynoro and Gigi d’agostino starts playing as the Legion make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 422 pounds… Finn Edwards and Kyie Daniels, THEEEEE LEEEGIIIOOONNN!!!!!!
James Peters: The Legion are ready for this tag team match here tonight. They’ve been working for this, and now’s their chance at-
(All of a sudden, The Revolution, hop the barricades!!! Both of them are clearly angry from Sienna and Kassidy’s attack moments ago. Josh even has a slightly bloody nose.)
Joshua Nicholls (Off Mic): GET UP!
James Peters: Hey man… we don’t want any trouble. Here…
(James removes his headset and motions for Rich to do the same. Rich passes his headset off to Jake, and the Voltage commentators head over to the Spanish announce table.)
(“True Love” by CFO$ hits, and the Jaded Hearts walk towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents, they are the Unified Tag Team champions.. The EAW Women’s champion Sienna Jade, and Kassidy Heart!
Jake Smith: So tonight, is this thing on? Okay, so tonight we have a Tag team championship match, right? And the winners will face us at Under Siege. Sounds good?
Joshua Nicholls: Yep, perfect.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Smith: Alright Josh, let’s do this. So, Katherine is starting against Finn, and the two are looking up.
Joshua Nicholls: I don’t think her name is Katherine man.
Jake Smith: But everyone calls her Kathy.
Joshua Nicholls: Oh yeah, makes sense.
Jake Smith: So, Kathy and Finn now locking up, and Kathy manages to grab the leg of Finn, looking for probably an ankle lock, but Finn pushes her off. Good for him. The two now once again lock up, and Finn now wraps her head around Kathy, locking in a headlock.
Joshua Nicholls: Finn now is in control, makes sense, it is just a woman after all.
Jake Smith: Right, but wait, Kathy now tossing Finn to the ropes, he bounces off and attempts to his a Clothesline, but Kathy ducks it before hitting a hip toss! Wait, what? Oh, ohhh.. Alright Josh some kid behind me just said that apparently her name is actually Kassidy. That makes sense. Anyways, Finn now with a rear chinlock on Kassidy, and she’s, ha, she’s nowhere close to the ropes. Oh, she has some strength in her though, getting to her feet now, and gives Finn some hard elbows right into his stomach.
Joshua Nicholls: the Blonde bimbo now with an irish whip into the corner, and she runs in looking for a forearm but Finn gets out of the way. Finn attempting a suplex, but Barbie again with an elbow, this time straight to the Finn’s jaw. Now she goes back into her corner, but Finn immediately runs in for a clothesline, but she ducks it because he’s too slow, and there’s the tag to Serena! The two now grabbing Finn, and wow, they were strong enough to do a double suplex. Serena now locking in another headlock, but Finn is able to push her off into his corner, and wow, stinger splash by Finn! Nice. Finn now making the tag to, yo Jake, do you know how to say his name?
Jake Smith: Uh, Kyeee? Kyle? Kai? I’ll just say Kai. Yeah probably like that.
Joshua Nicholls: Well Kyie now is in the ring and he’s putting the boots to Serena.
Jake Smith: By the way, I don’t think her name is Serena. I’m pretty sure it’s Sienna or something.
Joshua Nicholls: Like, Vienna sausages? Works for me. Kyie now picking Vienna back up, and he’s delivering multiple forearms, but Vienna now is able to catch his arm, before delivering a forearm of her own. Vienna with a second one, and a third one. Vienna now with a kick to the midsection, and Kyie is kneeling, but that doesn’t matter because Vienna hits a shining wizard!
Jake Smith: Soon it’ll be her that’s kneeling to us. Oh yeah, Sienna is pinning him.
ONE!
TW-
Jake Smith: Yeah Kyie kicks out. Sienna now dragging him back to her corner, and she makes the tag to Kassidy. Kassidy with a drop toe hold, and Sienna hits another Shining Wizard. Kyie is trying to crawl over to Finn, but Kass stops him in his tracks with a kneebar! Not bad. Kyie is trying to turn himself onto his back, to get out of it I’m assuming. Yep, Kyie gets onto his back, and he’s able to pull himself to the ropes. Kass gets to her feet, and Kyie does too using the ropes. Kass tries to his a forearm, but Kyie is able to catch her arm, and pull her into his corner. Kyie now with multiple punches to Kass, and now he tags Finn in.
Joshua Nicholls: Kyie now with a kick to Barbie’s stomach, and he throws her into Finn, who hits a clothesline! Kyie pinning Barbie now.
ONE!
TWO-
Joshua Nicholls: But she kicks out. Finn now, trying to irish whip her, but Barbie turns it around, and throws Finn over the top rope. Barbie now running through, and she hits a suicide dive! Barbie now bringing Finn back into the ring, and she’s waiting for him to get up.
Jake Smith: Wow, spiked hurricanrana! She calls that the uh, doesn’t matter! She goes for the cover now!
ONE!
TWO!!
TH-
Jake Smith: Oh, Finn kicked out. Gotta admit Josh, that move was pretty impressive, too bad he kicked out. Kassidy now with the tag to Sienna, and Sienna, jeez, just straight up stomps all over Finn. Sienna picks him up now, and there’s a ripcord- no there’s not! Finn ducked under it, and there’s a German suplex, but Sienna landed on her feet! Now she hits it, the ripcord elbow! She calls that the, witches hammer, right? Is it witches, or bitc-
Joshua Nicholls: Probably witches.
Jake Smith: Yeah, anyways Sienna now goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Joshua Nicholls: Kyie breaks it up! That was almost it, which probably would have made this commentary thing much easier for us, but unfortunately this match is still on. Vienna now attempting to throw Kyie out the ring, but Kyie turns it around and throws her out onto the apron. Kyie follows her out onto the apron, and the two now are beating each other up.
Jake Smith: Come on dude we’re commentators we have to sound smart. Kyie and Sienna now are trading forearms, but Sienna is able to push him into the ring post, and now she hits a knee- no she doesn’t! Kiye jumped off the apron, causing Sienna to go knee first into the post!
Joshua Nicholls: Kyie now, throwing Vienna into the barricade! She’s in trouble right now but there’s Barbie taking Kyie out from behind! But there’s Finn taking Barbie out with a Clothesline! And now Vienna grabs Finn from behind! A second Witches Hammer! Vienna is the only one left standing, but now she has to bring Kyie back into the ring! Vienna now rolling Kyie back in, and Kyie now is crawling over to the corner, but Vienna stops him with a stomp to the back! Vienna now, locking in a Fujiwara armbar! Kyie is in trouble now as his arm is slowly being pulled further and further from the ropes!
Jake Smith: Man, imagine how painful that’d be man.
Joshua Nicholls: I don’t need to, it’s not like she’ll get the chance to lock it on me.
Jake Smith: You’re right, but Kyie now is able to turn himself around, and reach the rope! Sienna forced to let go at Kyie falls into the corner, but Sienna quickly takes action, as she runs to the corner, but she eats a boot to the face by Kyie, and Kyie now, WITH A RUNNING KNEE!! THAT’S THE UH, THE AK47!!! KYIE GOING FOR THE COVER!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Jake Smith: HUH!? Kassidy pulled him out the ring, but Kyie now with a kick to her gut, and it looks like he’s setting up that one move he does! But nevermind, Kass is able to power him into the ring apron, forcing him to let go of the chickenwing! Wait, there’s Finn! Finn shoves Kassidy into the barricade, and the Legion are stomping away at her and the referee, he’s at a count of uh, four?
Referee: 5!… 6!..
Jake Smith: Kyie rolls back into the ring, and now he stomps away at Sienna, as Finn gets to his corner. Kyie drags Sienna with him now, and he makes the tag to Finn! Kyie, with the Kingdom! The chickenwing gutbuster connects, and there’s Finn now! There’s the double underhook! Wait, no, WITCHES HAMMER!!! Both Sienna and Finn collapse as she hit the third Witches Hammer on the poor guy!
Joshua Nicholls: Man, you seem to be having fun with this commentary thing.
Jake Smith: What can I say? This is pretty interesting, besides, more they go through here the easier it is for us.
Joshua Nicholls: You’re right, and Vienna now is crawling towards her own corner, too bad Barbie isn’t there for the tag. Meanwhile Finn is, well he looks like he’s dead, as he hasn’t moved since that last Witches Hammer. Vienna now pulling herself up onto her feet with the turnbuckles, and she’s just trying to catch her breath. Wait, Finn’s alive? He is! Finn now is crawling towards his own corner, looking for a tag, but Vienna knocks Kyie off the apron! Clearly a desperate move, but now this has been shortened down to a one on one! Vienna leaning on the ropes now, as Finn slowly pulls himself up to his feet! Vienna going up to Finn now, and she hits him with a forearm, causing him to slightly stumble.
Jake Smith: But Finn, fires back with one of his own, causing Sienna to fall back into the ropes, but Sienna is able to come back with another forearm! The two are blasting shots to one another, until both of them are forced to kneel! Still, the two of them are trying to hit each other, but clearly that’s not going to work out, so they’re finally backing away from each other. Finn, running in now attempting a clothesline, but Sienna ducks it, and now she attempts a jumping DDT but Finn catches her! Finn, powering Sienna all the way to the top rope, and now he’s climbing up as well! Finn, trying to put her in a front headlock, but Sienna hits him in the stomach, and now she pushes him off the top rope! Sienna now, WITH A MOONSAULT!! I think she calls that the Starstruck! Sienna now to put it away!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Smith: Another kick out!
Joshua Nicholls: But there’s Barbie on the apron! Vienna drags Finn over to their corner, and there’s the tag! Barbie dropping Finn onto her knee, and Sienna now, OH WOW!! ANOTHER AK47 TO SIENNA BY KYIE!!! Barbie trying to take Kyie out but he ducks a Clothesline, and now he attempts to throw her out the ring! Barbie though, she’s able to turn it around, sending Kyie right into the turnbuckles! BUT THERE’S UH, FINN!! FINN ROLLS HER UP!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!-
Joshua Nicholls: I thought that was it! Both Finn and Barbie get to their feet though, and Barbie immediately hits a spinning heel kick, sending Finn into the corner!
Jake Smith: Kassidy now charging into the corner, but she misses a huge knee! Finn gets behind Kass, and there’s a German Suplex! Gotta give credit to Finn, he’s been in this one for a while, but that’s just going to hurt the guy at this rate. Unfortunately, Kyie isn’t in his corner, he’s outside on the floor once again after getting thrown into the turnbuckles. Finn has no other choice than to pull himself up and keep fighting, and it looks like knows that, as he pulls himself up with the ropes. Finn lifts Kass to her feet, and it looks like he’s going for a brainbuster, but Kass with a knee to his head! Kassidy now WITH THAT SPIKED HURRICANRANA ONCE AGAIN, AND I THINK IT’S CALLED THE NORVINA LIGHTS!! Kass going for the cover once more!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Smith: Kyie put Finn’s foot on the rope!
Joshua Nicholls: Smart. Kept his partner alive, but THERE’S VIENNA, DRIVING KYIE INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Kyie has just been taken out by Vienna, and now she’s getting back into her corner as Barbie makes her way over to her! The tag is made, and now Barbie drops Finn on her knee, and there’s Vienna! WITH A KNEE STRIKE!!
Jake Smith: THAT’S THE BEAUTY KILLER, IT CONNECTS!!! VIENNA WITH THE COVER NOW!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners.. And still, your Unified tag team champions..-
Jake Smith: Let’s go Josh.
(The Jaded Hearts are handed their titles, but immediately after they’re attacked by The Revolution, with Josh throwing Kassidy out the ring, and the two beating down Sienna. Afterwards, the two pick up the Unified Tag Team championships, and hold them up as the crowd boos heavily. Kassidy attempts to get back into the ring, but the second she’s on the apron, Jake rushes towards her… driving his knee right into her face!!! Kassidy hits the ground and is out, and The Revolution stand tall and proud. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Carolina Panthers football featuring Cam Newton and Serena Bennett. #KeepPounding)
(Voltage returns from commercial break and cuts to the ring area. “Real American” hits the P.A. system and usually this could only mean one thing. That things are about to get very cheerful in here. The Blaydemerican Pride will beem from everyone in the crowd when their president and hero emerges out onto the stage….)
(But instead of pyro, streamers and confetti this week – all we’re greeted with is the presence of Jackson Blayde and Jazmin. Jackson is dressed to the nines in a custom designer suit, not in his traditional wrestling gear. And Jazmin, as usual, holds the National Elite championship to her chest. Jackson marches down to the ring with a purpose it seems. Once at the ring, Jackson helps Jazmin inside before climbing in himself. He goes to grab his own microphone, cutting the music off with a single motion of a swipe across his neck.)
Jackson Blayde: Ladies and gentlemen, this is usually the spot in the show reserved for myself to open the Blaydemerican Dream challenge up to anyone who would like a chance at opportunity. But after the events of last week, forgive me – but I’m not in a charitable mood. I come out here, in front of all of you people, and give a disgusting, filthy, troll-like creature the opportunity to elevate himself up to the platform that I have put myself on, far away from anyone else, and what does he do?! He CHEATS! He defeats me, ME, the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, by grabbing my tights and holding me down in a roll up. He doesn’t defeat me like a man would, he doesn’t defeat me like someone who’s proud of themselves and their accomplishments would. And what does he do after the fact?! He immediately runs away because he knows he’s a cheat. I’M TALKING TO YOU CHARLIE MARR! You took the Blaydemerican Dream and shit on it! And as a result of this blatant cheating, debauchery and scamming – The Blaydemerican Dream is cancelled. Go home people.
(Jackson stops momentarily. Allowing that to sink in with everyone. No one goes home, though.)
Jackson Blayde: I do not see the point in doing any more good deeds for anyone in this company, when a cheat – a no good rotten gremlin – is being awarded for his actions. I find it absolutely DISGUSTING that Captain Cumstain has given someone like Charlie Marr a chance to fight for contendership at Tempest. Commissioner Dipshit is falling perfectly in place as a corrupted head, praising and giving opportunities to CHEATERS and SCUM like Charlie Marr. All of my good deeds and hard work goes unnoticed, because Captain CORRUPTION is just handing out opportunities left and right to people who do not deserve them. Not only to cheaters and scum, but to FOREIGNERS as well! Fuck you, Captain Cholera.
(Jazmin places a comforting hand on Jackson’s shoulder.)
Jackson Blayde: FARRELL V! You sorry sack of flesh. I’m going to make this real clear for you. You do NOT deserve a shot at my Championship. In fact, you do not deserve to even breath the Blaydemerican Air. Your true ways – your true FOREIGNER ways – were shown when you viciously attacked MY Jazmin a few weeks ago. And like a true scumbag, you haven’t apologized to the first lady of Blaydemerica. You haven’t shown any sort of remorse for your actions. You are not a man, Farrell. You are not a man that deserves opportunities if you cannot accept your actions. You’re not worthy of my time, my efforts, OR my title. The National Elite championship represents pride, honor, and respect – three qualities that you do not possess. And furthermore the National Elite championship represents BLAYDEMERICA – and the dream that I was offering everyone, even to you for a brief period of time, is now over. It’s now a goddamn NIGHTMARE for you! I will be watching you’re match with Myles very closely, Farrell.
(“Real American” would hit again, and Jackson and Jazmin would exit the ring. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for bitches featuring SOSA. Bitches LOVE SOSA.)
(Voltage returns from break and cuts to the ring where ring announcing queen, Bella Braxton, is standing by. “Hair Of The Dog” by Nazareth plays as Farrell V comes from behind the curtain to cheers from the crowd in Brazil.)
Bella Braxton: This match is set for one fall! And introducing first from Indonesia and weighing in at 235 POUNDS!!! HE IS MR EVERY NIGHT!! FA!!! RELL!! V!!
Rich Russillo: Here comes the number one contender for the National Elite Championship, James!!!
James Peters: This whole thing between Jackson Blayde and Farrell V is really personal. There’s no doubt in my mind that the two of them are going to be out for blood by the time Tempest rolls around.
Rich Russillo: Well, Farrell attempted to assassinate the First Lady of the United States of Blaydemerica. What do you expect?! I know for a fact our President is going to be somewhere in the back watching this match!
(Farrell V poses towards the crowd then turns toward the titantron where he confidently awaits for his opponent. The lights go out as “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi plays to a pretty loud pop. As the lights return, Myles is shown standing on top of the ramp with a full focus on his opponent inside the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, hailing from Melbourne, Australia and weighing in at 208 POUNDS! THE SOLDIER!! MYLES!!
James Peters: And speaking of championships! Captain Charisma made a HUGE announcement earlier tonight in regards to the New Breed Championship!
Rich Russillo: That’s right! At Tempest, Myles gets an opportunity to compete for championship gold for the first time ever in Elite Answers Wrestling!
James Peters: The Soldier will step into the ring with either the reigning champion, The Visual Prophet, or Tyler Wolfe if she’s able to knock Viz off come the Iconic Cup!
Rich Russillo: I would be stoked for either match up, to be honest.
(Myles gets into the ring, sheds his ring gear, and gets set for the match. Farrell also seems ready.)
James Peters: These two men are looking for something to prove this week. Farrell wants to prove that he can beat Myles and send a message to Jackson Blayde that he’s coming for that National Elite Championship!!! Myles wants to prove that he’s been overlooked and deserves the championship shot Captain Charisma awarded him earlier tonight! Who’s going to come out victorious?!
Rich Russillo: Both of these men are born brawlers, it’s going to an exciting one to see who comes out victorious!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: We’re underway as the bell rings and both men stand eye-to-eye with each-other in the middle of the ring. They’re trying to place fear into one another’s heart but I can sense a level of respect with these men. They know what each other can do and can appreciate the hard work and dedication in their respective process. I think Myles is extending his hand out. He wants to shake it up with Farrell V before this match.
Rich Russillo: Farrell V finally extends his hand back toward Myles before faking him out while the crowd starts chanting! Farrell V lifts his arms in motion and the crowd screams along with him!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!! FA!!! RELL!!! V!!! FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Rich Russillo: Myles’ eyes widen as he goes in for a clothesline during Farrell’s taunting! Farrell goes crashing down onto the mat holding the back of his head! Myles doesn’t stop there as he drops on top of Farrell V then starts throwing more hard punches into the face of Farrell V!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!! LETS GO MYLES!!! LETS GO MYLES!!!
James Peters: Myles isn’t letting up on those punches! I bet he wants to show who’s the better brawler in this match tonight! He finally stops manhandling Farrell and lifts him up by the hair and goes for another clothesline! BUT FARRELL V DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND GOES FOR A QUICK PUNCH OF HIS OWN! HE MISSES! SO MYLES WITH A KICK TO FARRELL’S GROIN BUT FARRELL CATCHES HIS LEG AND TWISTS AROUND FOR A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! IT CONNECTS AS MYLES DROPS DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!! FA!!! RELL!!! V!!! FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Rich Russillo: But Myles pops back up quickly! He tries to charge for Farrell but a leg sweep by Farrell just in time! Now Farrell V is in full control of this match! He grabs Myles back up and whips him into the turnbuckle! He goes for a clothesline! Myles ducks as Farrell V just bounces off the ropes then turns into Myles’ arms for a Running Vertical Suplex!! Farrell V drops as Myles goes for the cover!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!! LETS GO MYLES!!! LETS GO MYLES!!!
Referee: ONE!! TWO–
James Peters: A kick out by Farrell! Now here goes Myles again with control as he tries for a DDT!! HE CONNECTS AS FARRELL’S LANDS FACE FIRST!! This could end early if Myles goes to cover him! Instead, Myles goes up to the top turnbuckles!! What is he doing?!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Rich Russillo: I think it’s time to get froggy, James!! He’s taunting Farrell V with his own signature taunt! AND HERE HE GOES!! FROGSPLASH!!! BUT NO!! FARRELL LIFTS HIS KNEES IN TIME AS MYLES GOES CRASHING INTO THEM!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!! FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
James Peters: NOW FARRELL V WITH A KIP-UP!! HE SEES MYLES HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN PAIN AND RUNS OFF THE RING ROPES FOR THE ROLLING THUNDER!! AND HE LANDS ON TOP OF MYLES!! HERE’S THE COVER!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!! LETS GO MYLES!!!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!—
Rich Russillo: Kickout at two! This match is far from over and I think Farrell knows it very well so he awaits for Myles to recover! I don’t think it’s such a smart move on Farrell’s part if he wants to pick up a victory here tonight and send a message to President Blayde!!! He must show some aggression as Myles is finally back up!! Farrell V goes for a superkick!! BUT MYLES CATCHES HIS LEG AGAIN!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
James Peters: This time Myles flips Farrell V’s leg up in the air causing him to do a 360 mid-air. Farrell lands on his side as Myles grabs him back up onto his knees and delivers a jumping knee strike! You can hear those knees crack into Farrell V’s face as he drops back down again… Myles keeps it going as he starts kicking Farrell V in the gut then covers him!
Referee: ONE! TWO–
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!! FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Rich Russillo: That’s not going to be enough to put Farrell V away as Myles signals to end Farrell V as prepares for the De Facto!!! HE GRABS HIM AGAIN BUT FARRELL V PUSHES OFF AND SLAPS MYLES RIGHT IN THE FACE!! MYLES’ FACE TURNS ANGRY! THE DISRESPECT FROM FARRELL V!!! HE LOOKS BACK AT FARRELL AND UNLEASHES A SLAP OF HIS OWN!!! :wow:
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
James Peters: I guess we’re about to see who has the strongest hand as Myles backs up into his fighting stance! Farrell V does the same as these two men are looking to trade punches!! MYLES THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH AND IT LANDS ON FARRELL V BUT FARRELL COMES BACK WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN! HE’S GETTING THE BETTER OF MYLES WITH THESE PUNCHES AS HE BACKS HIM UP INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT HERE COMES MYLES WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN THAT KNOCKS FARRELL OFF HIS PACE! Myles grabs him then plants him with a brainbuster onto the mat!! Farrell V is out of place right now after that move! Myles then lifts Farrell V up again to try for the Samoan Drop again!! BUT FARRELL AGAIN WITH ANOTHER COUNTER AND CONNECTS WITH A DDT ONTO MYLES!! NOW FARRELL GOES FOR A COVER!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!–
James Peters: Myles kicks out again! And Farrell quickly lifts him back up and swings him into the turnbuckle! BUT Myles with a counter that swings Farrell into the turnbuckle instead!! AND FARRELL RUNS ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND GOES FOR A MOONSAULT ONTO MYLES KNOCKING HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Rich Russillo: Now both of these men are down!!! I wonder who will be the last man standing in this match?! Farrell looks like he actually took the most punishment with that moonsault as Myles is the first one moving! He’s getting up! Myles looks pissed though as he slides outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair! I STAN THIS FEISTY SIDE OF THE SOLDIER MYLES!!! WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!! The referee is trying to stop Myles but he just shoves the ref and moves toward Farrell V who is on his way back onto his feet!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
James Peters: Myles goes for the chair shot! BUT FARRELL V DUCKS!! MR. EVERY NIGHT TRIPS MYLES OVER AS THE CHAIR GOES FLYING OUTSIDE OF THE RING! AND NOW FARRELL V WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT SENDS MYLES BACK ONTO THE MAT! FARRELL DOESN’T GO FOR THE PIN! HE’S MOVING ON TOP OF THE ROPES! FARRELL’S A FEARLESS HIGH-FLYER, HE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN!
Rich Russillo: HERE IT GOES!! THE FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH!! IT CONNECTS!! AND HERE GOES THE COVER!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!! AND THR–(The referee notices Myles’ foot on the ropes.)
James Peters: Close call! Myles’ foot was on the ropes and this match will continue! Farrell V is stone faced! He thought this match was over! But here he goes again! He sets Myles back up for a German Suplex!! NO!! MYLES COUNTERS IT INTO THE DE FACTO!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! FARRELL V TURNS THE DE FACTO INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! AND NOW MYLES IS SCREAMING IN AGONY REACHING FOR THE ROPES!! I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!, JAMES!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
James Peters: MYLES IS STRUGGLING TO GET A HOLD ONTO THOSE ROPES!! FARRELL V IS KEEPING A PRETTY TIGHT GRIP! MYLES IS CRAWLING FOR THOSE ROPES BUT FARRELL V IS ABOUT TO FINISH THIS ONE!! THIS IS IT!! MYLES HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO– WAIT A SECOND!! MYLES WITH A SECOND LIFE AS HE ROLLS FARRELL OVER WHILE HIS FACE IS STILL LOCKED IN THE CROSSFACE!! FARRELL’S BACK IS AGAINST THE MAT AS THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT!!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!–
Rich Russillo: Farrell rolls back into normal position with the lock still in place!! But Myles is closer to the ropes as he reaches his hands out and finally manages to break the hold! Farrell looks a little disappointed! I thought that was going to be it for Myles!
Crowd: LETS GO MYLES!!!
Crowd: FA!!! RELL!!! V!!!
James Peters: Farrell grabs Myles again but this time Myles fights back! He pushes Farrell V and grabs him for the snake eyes!! MYLES BOOT KNOCKS FARRELL BACK ONTO THE MAT! MYLES PICKS UP FARRELL!!! CANADIAN RACK INTO A DDT!!! BUT HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!!! MYLES PICKS UP FARRELL!!!! DE FACTO!!! DE FACTO!!!! THAT’S IT!!! MYLES GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MYLES!!!!
(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi begins to play and the crowd erupts. They aren’t just cheering for Myles, either. They are cheering for Farrell V as well. The two men gave it their all and the crowd was engaged from the opening bell to the final one. Myles lets the referee raise his hand before he reaches down and extends a hand to Farrell. Farrell takes Myles’ hand and Myles pulls him up. This time they do shake hands, and give one another a nod of respect. Farrell rolls out of the ring and begins to make his way back up the ramp as Voltage cuts to the backstage area.)
(Jackson and Jazmin are watching the monitor as promised.)
Jackson Blayde: Sportsmanship. Sickening.
Jazmin Garcia: Everything about that match was awful. The only thing we learned is that Farrell V is not ready for you.
Jackson Blayde: Farrell V doesn’t belong in this company period. I want him gone and I don’t want to wait for Tempest.
(Jackson takes Jazmin’s face and gives it a thoughtful look. She locks eyes with her President and the intense gaze between them both never wavers.)
Jackson Blayde: The problem with people like Farrell V is that they’re uncultured and they think they can get away with anything. The second his boot connected with your beautiful face, I saw red. Farrell V is going to regret the day he decided to take out the First Lady of the United States of Blaydemerica.
Jazmin Garcia: Do you have a plan?
Jackson Blayde: Oh I definitely have a plan. We’re going to ship that mother fucker right back to Polynesia where he belongs.
Jazmin Garcia: Indonesia.
Jackson Blayde: If you’re not from the United States of Blaydemerica then you’re all the same to me.
(Jazmin doesn’t argue with that. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for vanilla ice cream featuring Rex McAllister.)
(Voltage returns from break and Rex McAllister is seen walking down the hallway. He’s dressed in his gear and ready for his match against Charlie Marr, which is coming up next! The former World Heavyweight Champion has his phone in his hand and he’s smiling at something he’s reading on the screen.)
???: Rex.
(Rex looks up and comes face to face with Daryl Kinkade. Rex’s smile turns into a serious look and he pockets his phone in his ring jacket.)
Rex McAllister: Daryl.
Daryl Kinkade: I’m not sure where to really start, but you know last week was fucked.
Rex McAllister: Oh I’m well aware of that. I spent the week preparing to face off against Noah Reigner and the last thing I ever expected was for the match to be turned into… whatever the hell that was. Veena Adams is a spoiled brat, but after listening to Matt earlier tonight, I’m going to try and keep an open mind that Voltage isn’t going to end up in the toilet like some of the other brands.
Daryl Kinkade: Well I just want to say that I-
(Rex holds his hand up and cuts Daryl off. He pats his son on the shoulder and shakes his head.)
Rex McAllister: There’s no need to apologize. It’s all water under the bridge. None of us were set up for success last week.
(Daryl frowns.)
Daryl Kinkade: Oh I wasn’t going to apologize. The more I think about last week, the angrier I get. I’m sick of doing all the work for everyone else, and never getting rewarded for it. Winning another man a world championship is not in my job description. I have just as much right to compete for championships as everyone else around here, and I’m furious that Charlie is getting a chance to fight for the National Elite Championship contendership. He wrecked my own title reign by attaching himself to it, and then when I finally got the chance to be champion on my own, his ignorant and racist views towards Osamu Arcichida came back around and cost ME. Osamu’s win against me was bullshit too. The dude might as well have ghosted after winning because he never said another word again. It’s stuff like that just adds to my frustration. I never got a rematch for my National Elite Championship. I just let it go because I had another title to worry about, but I shouldn’t have sacrificed my needs in order to help Charlie. I never, ever should have compromised what I wanted in order to make sure he succeeded. He’s not worth it.
Rex McAllister: You’re right. He’s not. Charlie is a piece of shit. He’s backstabbed us both time and time again.
Daryl Kinkade: This isn’t about you, Rex. What Charlie has said and done to you pales in comparison to what he’s done to me, and what he’s cost me. For the last year I have been that man’s glorified babysitter. Every time he shit his nappy, I was there to clean it up, and I have fuck all to show for it. I want to destroy Charlie Marr.
(Rex, who has done his best to try and be understanding during this conversation, just nods his head.)
Rex McAllister: Well take a number, D. You aren’t the only person who wants to see Charlie pay. I’m going out to that ring tonight and I’m going to beat his ass.
(A dark look crosses Daryl’s face.)
Daryl Kinkade: Of course you are, because Rex McAllister versus Charlie Marr just makes sense, right? Nevermind the fact he attacked me, destroyed our team, and cost me a win against Myles. I suppose it also makes sense that it’s Jack Ripley versus Charlie Marr at Tempest. Jack places his sister in harm’s way, and because of a mistake JACK made himself, he’s given Charlie on a silver platter. Fuck me, right? Fuck Daryl Kinkade. It doesn’t matter that I’m the one who’s suffered the most thanks to Charlie’s sins. It doesn’t matter that I’m the one who carried our team and secured most of our victories. It doesn’t matter that I’ve always been praised as the standout, and carried myself with honor and dignity. It just doesn’t fucking matter because after all, I’m just good ole Daryl Kinkade. I’m the fall guy. I’m the butt of the jokes. I’ve just Rex and Charlie’s tag-a-long. I wasn’t even given a match this week.
(Rex can’t help but roll his eyes.)
Rex McAllister: Woe is Daryl. I’m not sure what you’re expecting from me right now, but this isn’t the way to get it.
Daryl Kinkade: I don’t know. You claim to be my mentor, how about some understanding? How about letting me take your place tonight? Do you think I have what it takes to get the job done against Charlie?
(Daryl doesn’t even let Rex answer that.)
Daryl Kinkade: You probably don’t. I find it funny how Charlie says I’m the one you always paid attention too. In my eyes, it was the other way around. Charlie needed the most help so you always made sure to go above and beyond for him. Whenever it came to Daryl Kinkade, both you always had the attitude, ‘oh well, he’ll be fine.’ I know you stopped caring, Rex. I saw it in your eyes at Territorial Invasion. You handpicked Charlie and I to go to war with you, and ultimately we’re the ones who let you down. Of course that was Charlie, moreso than me, but I digress. After that, you linked up with Raven… and I guess we see how that turned out.
(Rex’s expression is as cold as ice right now. Daryl is getting dangerously close to stepping over the line. Daryl looks up at Rex, and there’s so much emotion on his face. Rex clenches his jaw.)
Rex McAllister: I’m going to stop this conversation before it goes any further. I have a match to get ready for, and you apparently have a lot of feelings you need to sort out.
(Daryl doesn’t reply. Rex gives him a stern look before walking off and heading towards the guerilla area. Voltage fades to its final commercial.)
(Commercial break for blueberry muffin ice cream. It’s the Flavor of the Month at Baskin Robbins and honestly, it’s kind of WOAT.)
(Voltage returns and cuts right to Bella. It’s now time for the main event of the evening!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!!
(‘It Aint Safe’ by Skepta begins to blast across the public address system. The Brazilian fans, who have been hot all night, unleash a torrent of jeers as Charlie Marr makes his way onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… CCCCHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLIIIIIIIIEEEEEE MMMMAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Crowd: FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!!
(Charlie closes his eyes and basks in the hate; a smirk crossing his face.)
James Peters: Well it didn’t take long for Charlie Marr to become one of the most hated men in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Rich Russillo: You have to wonder if that fight with Jack Ripley earlier tonight will have any lingering effects on this match. Those two absolutely unloaded on one another. Charlie can’t be at 100 percent.
James Peters: Wasn’t much of a fight at the end. Charlie disposed of Jack and was pulled away. But if there is anything wrong with Charlie going into this match, you can rest assured that Rex will figure it out and capitalize on it.
(Charlie gets inside the ring, winks at Bella, and takes his corner. She gives him an evil glare because she’s definitely not forgotten how he tossed her to the ground a couple of weeks ago. Charlie’s music fades out and is soon replaced by ‘Still Unbroken’ by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Immediately all those jeers for Charlie turn into cheers for Rex!)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT!!! FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS… RRRRREEEEEEXXXXXX MMMCCCCCAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSTTTTEEERRRR!!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex is walking to the ring with a purpose tonight!
James Peters: I can’t say I blame him. In a way, Rex was completely screwed last week. He spent the entire week preparing for Noah Reigner, hoping to regain the World Heavyweight Championship, and Veena Adams completely fucked that up. Not that Rex isn’t professional, but even the most driven and prepared Elitist could not have anticipated the World Heavyweight Championship match would be turned into a circus.
Rich Russillo: Right?
James Peters: At least we’ve been blessed with a Veena free night tonight.
Rich Russillo: :blessed:
(Rex gets inside the ring and locks eyes with Charlie. There is no love lost between these two men. The referee can almost sense that this match is going to be about so much than wrestling. He waits for Rex’s music to fade and then calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: I doubt there’s going to be anything pleasant about this match. Charlie is staring a hole in Rex right now, and the former World Heavyweight Champion has already said he just plans to beat the shit out of Charlie.
Rich Russillo: Well this is personal for Rex.
James Peters: It’s personal for all of us! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR REX AND HIS KIDS!!!
Rich Russillo: :wow: I know. It’s gut wrenching.
James Peters: Rex and Charlie meet in the middle of the ring and I’m kind of glad our mics aren’t picking up the words they’re exchanging.
Rich Russillo: Rex steps up, getting in Charlie’s face, and the two men are butting heads right now. Charlie places his hands on Rex’s chest and shoves him back. Rex shakes his head, but he looks like he expected that, and Charlie just reaches back and slaps the shit out of Rex!
Rex McAllister (Off Mic): Are you fucking serious?
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Fuck you, Rex. You never gave a da-
James Peters: REX JUST SPEARED CHARLIE TO THE MAT AND IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM! THAT BUSTED LIP JACK RIPLEY GAVE CHARLIE EARLIER TONIGHT IS ALREADY SPLIT OPEN AGAIN!!! REX DRIVES HIS FISTS RELENTLESSLY INTO CHARLIE’S FACE!!! CHARLIE FINALLY MANAGES TO REVERSE THEIR POSITIONS AND HE MUSCLES REX OFF OF HIM!!! CHARLIE SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET BUT SO DOES REX!!! CHARLIE MANAGES TO GET A DROPKICK OFF AND IT BRUSHES REX’S SHOULDER… SENDING HIM BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!!! CHARLIE CHARGES FORWARD AND LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE REX… BUT REX GETS HIS FEET UP AND SHOVES CHARLIE BACK!!! REX SPRINGS FORWARD!!! CLOTHESLINE!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE DUCKS!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE FROM BEHIND!!! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! REX LANDS AGAINST THE ROPES!!! CHARLIE BOOTS REX OUT OF THE RING AND REX HITS THE FLOOR!!! CHARLIE CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON AND WAITS FOR REX TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!!!
Rich Russillo: REX IS BACK UP NOW!!! CHARLIE TAKES OFF RUNNING!!! RUNNING DROP KICK FROM THE APRON!!! REX IS DOWN!!! CHARLIE GETS BACK UP!!! HE MAKES A BEELINE RIGHT FOR BELLA BRAXTON!!!
Bella Braxton (Off Mic): Oh fuck this!
James Peters: BELLA GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY AS CHARLIE SCREAMS HE WANTS HER CHAIR! WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME CHARLIE TOOK BELLA’S CHAIR!!! CHARLIE HAS THE CHAIR!!! HE FOLDS IT UP!! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET HIS ATTENTION BUT CHARLIE MARR DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES!!! CHARLIE WAITS FOR REX TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE TAKES OFF!!! CHARLIE LOOKS TO NAIL REX WITH THAT CHAIR!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT REX WITH HIS OWN DROPKICK!!! THAT CHAIR SLAMS INTO CHARLIE’S FACE AND THE BEARDED BEAUTY IS DOWN!!!
James Peters: The bearded beauty?!
Rich Russillo: YES!!!! THE IMPRESSIONABLE 20-SOMETHING WOMAN INSIDE OF ME THINKS CHARLIE HAS A BEAUTIFUL BEARD!!!
James Peters: ….
Rich Russillo: REX GRABS CHARLIE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADES!!! CHARLIE’S BACK CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL AND REX RUNS TOWARDS HIM!!! JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!!! REX GRABS CHARLIE!!! REX RUNS THEM BOTH FORWARD!!! BULLDOG!!! CHARLIE IS PLANTED INTO THE GROUND!!! REX GRABS CHARLIE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!! REX IS STOMPING AWAY ON CHARLIE NOW!!!!
James Peters: Rex is doing exactly what he said he was going to do and that was unleash all the aggression and frustration he’s been feeling lately! Rex snatches Charlie up by the beard! He nails Charlie in the face with a few punches to the side of the head, and follows it up by bouncing Charlie’s face off the hardest part of the ring!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie grabs onto the ropes and tries to pull himself back into the ring, but Rex grabs him from behind and looks to take him down with a German suplex!!!
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE CATCHES REX BETWEEN THE LEGS WITH A MULE KICK!!! REX DROPS TO HIS KNEES!!!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I hope that doesn’t hinder the future conception of Sparrow Marijane McAllister.
James Peters (nearly choking): Who the fuck is Sparrow?
Rich Russillo: Rex and Raven’s future Pain for Pride headlining daughter. The Internet just eats this shit up, James!! I’m not making it up! Some of the EAW forums I lurk in my free time had a poll going on about what Ravex should name their children! Rex Jr. and Robin were also popular!!!
James Peters: Well I think right now Rex needs to deal with his bad apple of a child, Charlie Marr. Because Charlie just slipped into the ring to break up the count, and is now back on the outside! Charlie takes Rex and this time it’s Rex who finds himself tossed into the barricades!!! Charlie immediately follows it up by grabbing Rex by the hair and slamming Rex’s face off the ring steps!!! Charlie whips Rex right back into the barricades and walks over towards him! Charlie unleashes a massive chop to Rex’s chest! Rex doubles over and Charlie slams his forearm into the side of Rex’s head! Charlie grabs Rex by the neck and throws him back into the ring. He climbs back up on the apron, but Rex is back up! Rex hits the ropes and Charlie hits the ground! Rex backs up!!! Rex takes off!!!!
Rich Russillo: SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES!!! REX TAKES OUT CHARLIE!!!
James Peters: Rex is quickly back up and gets into the ring!!! He waits for Charlie to get up!!! Rex with a running baseball slide!!! Charlie moves!!! Rex lands on his feet though! But Charlie is back in the ring!!! Charlie rushes towards the ropes!!!! Charlie with a diving drop kick through the ropes!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie gets back on the apron and Rex forces himself back up a vertical base!!! Charlie charges… looking to connect with the a big boot!! But Rex ducks it and grabs Charlie by the ankle!!! He jerks Charlie off the apron!!! He catches Charlie with a huge uppercut!!! Rex slips behind Charlie and locks his arms around Charlie’s waist!!!
James Peters: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! CHARLIE JUST SLAMMED INTO THE RING STEPS!!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex rolls inside the ring to break up the count, and the referee just seems resigned to the fact this match isn’t going to be traditional. Rex is nothing more than a deathmatch king now, anyway.
James Peters: Rex McAllister. Deathmatch King. I see it.
Rich Russillo: Rex has walked back over to Charlie and has picked him up. Rex has Charlie across his shoulders and he moves him towards the barricades!!!
James Peters: REX JUST DROPPED CHARLIE CHEST FIRST ACROSS THE BARRICADES!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX PICKS UP CHARLIE AND POSITIONS HIM AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!! REX WITH THE CHEST CHOP!!! REX WITH ANOTHER!!! REX IS LIGHTING CHARLIE UP WITH THOSE CHOPS NOW!!!
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE JUST RAKED REX ACROSS THE FACE! THAT FORCES REX BACK!!! CHARLIE THROWS HIS FOOT UP AND CATCHES REX IN THE JAW!!! REX STUMBLES BACK AND CHARLIE LUNGES FORWARD!!! CHARING CROSS!!! THAT DISCUS LARIAT JUST TOOK ALL THE WIND OUT OF REX MCALLISTER’S SAILS!!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie is back in the ring now to break up the count and right back to the outside he goes!! Charlie grabs Rex and runs him right into the ring post!!! Rex hits the ground and Charlie starts stomping away on him!!! Charlie finally grows bored of this and grabs Rex!!! He tosses him back inside the ring and follows him in. Charlie picks Rex up and whips him into the corner!
James Peters: RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS WITH REX’S FACE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie follows up with a series of shoot style kicks to Rex’s body!!! Charlie with a chop now!!! And another!!! Charlie is lighting up Rex’s chest now, and look at that!!! Rex’s chest is turning purple!!! Charlie slams his fist into Rex’s face and follows up with a European style uppercut!!! Rex falls forward and Charlie catches Rex in the face with a knee!!! Charlie throws Rex into the ropes!!! He catches Rex on the rebound!!!!
James Peters: THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!!! CHARLIE JUST PLANTED REX WITH THAT SPINEBUSTER!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
James Peters: REX KICKS OUT!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie gets up and pulls Rex up with him. Charlie whips Rex into the ropes and looks to bring him down with a clothesline! BUT REX DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HITS THE ROPES!!! REX COMES FLYING BACK AT CHARLIE!!! REX WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!
James Peters: Rex takes a moment to gather his thoughts and he immediately goes to work on Charlie!!! He mounts Charlie and once again attempts to beat some sense into the former National Elite and Unified Tag Team Champion! Rex with a slew of stiff right hands and forearm shots!!! Rex grabs Charlie up and brings him down with a snap suplex. Rex waits for Charlie to return to a sitting position and goes for the ropes!!! Rex with a grounded dropkick to the back of Charlie!!! Charlie’s face hits the mat!!! Rex kicks Charlie in the face, which causes Charlie to land on his back! STANDING MOONSAULT BY REX!!!! REX WITH THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!
James Peters: REX ISN’T DETERRED!!! HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS CHARLIE INTO THE REX LOCK!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT THEY’RE VERY CLOSE TO THE ROPES AND CHARLIE IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN THAT STF IS CAUSING HIM!!! HE’S USING HIS FOREARMS TO CRAWL CLOSER TO THE ROPES AND CHARLIE HOOKS HIS FINGERS ON THE BOTTOM ONE!!! THE REFEREE IS STARTING TO COUNT AND REX WAITS UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND TO BREAK THE HOLD!!!!
James Peters: REX SNATCHES CHARLIE UP AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE CORNER!!! REX PUTS THE BOOTS TO CHARLIE AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION!!! REX WITH THE KNEE TO CHARLIE’S FACE!!! REX PULLS CHARLIE BACK UP! CHEST CHOP!! FOREARM TO THE JAW!!! CHOP!!!! FOREARM!!!!! REX GRABS CHARLIE AND WHIPS HIM TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING!!! CHARLIE SLAMS BACK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!! REX FLIES FORWARD LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!! BUT CHARLIE GETS HIS FEET UP!!! REX STUMBLES BACK!!! CHARLIE CLIMBS ON THE SECOND ROPE!!! DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! IT CONNECTS WITH REX!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GRABS REX!!! I THINK HE’S TRYING TO SET HIM UP FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!
James Peters: BUT REX WITH THE BACK BODY DROP!!! CHARLIE HITS THE MAT!!! REX RUSHES THE ROPES AS CHARLIE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!!!
Rich Russillo: REX EFFECT!!! REX EFFECT!!!!
James Peters: NO!!!! CHARLIE DROPPED DOWN!!! CHARLIE WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD ON REX!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! IS HE TRYING TO LOCK REX IN THE REX LOCK?!
Rich Russillo: REX QUICKLY GETS OUT OF HIS OWN FINISHER AND BRINGS CHARLIE TO THE MAT!!! REX WITH THE FRONT FACELOCK AND HE BRINGS HIMSELF AND CHARLIE BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE!!! REX WHIPS CHARLIE INTO THE ROPES!!! CHARLIE FLIES AT REX!!! REX CATCHES CHARLIE AND PLANTS HIM WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! REX BENDS DOWN AND GRABS CHARLIE!!! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DRAPES HIM OVER THE ROPES!!! DDT!!! THAT’S A MODIFIED REX EFFECT!!! REX WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES!!! THE REFEREE SAW IT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLISECOND!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX SLAMS HIS HAND TO THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION!!! HE GRABS CHARLIE AND JERKS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE JUST GRABBED REX!!! CHARLIE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX KICKED OUT!!! REX KICKED OUT!!!!
James Peters: REX AND CHARLIE ARE BOTH BACK TO THEIR FEET NOW!!! CHARLIE SWINGS WILDLY AND CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! REX CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!! BOTH MEN ARE BRAWLING NOW!!! THEY TUMBLE TO THE MAT AND NEITHER ONE SEEMS TO GAIN ANY CLEAR ADVANTAGE!!! IT’S REX AND CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE AND REX!!!! BACK AND FORTH!!! THEY AREN’T HOLDING ANYTHING BACK! WHATEVER EMOTIONS THEY HAVE TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER HAVE JUST SPILLED OUT AND THEY’RE MAKING SURE THEY LEAVE THEIR MARK ON ONE ANOTHER!!!! IT’S FINALLY REX WHO TAKES CONTROL!!! HE FORCES CHARLIE INTO THE CORNER AND IS DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO CHARLIE’S GUT!!! THE REFEREE TRIES TO GET BETWEEN THEM!!! CHARLIE THROWS AN ELBOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF BUT HE CLOCKS THE REFEREE INSTEAD OF REX!!!
Rich Russillo: REX GRABS CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!! REX DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND…
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND!!! JACK RIPLEY JUST CAME RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD!!!
Rich Russillo: JACK JUST JUMPED OVER THE BARRICADE AND HE’S MADE A BEELINE FOR CHARLIE!!!!
James Peters: REX JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE WAY!!! HE PROMISED CHARLIE HE WOULD TURN THE OTHER CHEEK THIS WEEK!!!
Rich Russillo: JACK GRABS CHARLIE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING POST!!! CHARLIE HITS THE RING POST AND FALLS TO THE MAT!!! JACK GRABS A CHAIR AND HE HEADS OVER TO CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE GETS UP AND AS HE TURNS AROUND, JACK SWINGS THE CHAIR!!!! CHARLIE DUCKS!!! THE CHAIR SLAMS INTO THE RING POST!!! CHARLIE SCRAMBLES INTO THE RING!!!! BUT HE DOESN’T SEE THAT REX HAS GOTTEN BACK IN!!! CHARLIE BACKS RIGHT INTO REX!!!! REX SLAMS HIS FOREARM INTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD!!! REX GOES FOR THE ROPES!!!! REX WITH THE REX EFFECT!!!! HE COVERS CHARLIE MARR!!!
James Peters: THE GROGGY REFEREE IS GETTING BACK INTO POSITION!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! REX MCALLISTER!!!!
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY HITS THE RING!!! HE JUMPS ON TOP OF CHARLIE AND STARTS WAILING AWAY!!! REX ROLLS RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND BEGINS MAKING HIS WAY UP THE RAMP!!!! JACK SNATCHES CHARLIE UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER!!!
Rich Russillo: DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME!!! RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD!!!! JACK GRABS CHARLIE AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! CHARLIE BEGINS TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE RAMP BUT JACK IS RIGHT THERE!!! HE KICKS CHARLIE IN THE BACK AND BEGINS STOMPING AWAY ON HIM!!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF CHARLIE!!! JACK JERKS CHARLIE UP AND DRAGS HIM UP THE RAMP!!! CHARLIE MANAGES TO SHOVE JACK OFF OF HIM, BUT THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER COMES RIGHT BACK!!! THE TWO MEN ARE EXCHANGING PUNCHES NOW AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY ONTO THE STAGE!!! BACK AND FORTH THEY GO!!! JACK!!! CHARLIE!!! JACK!!! CHARLIE!!!!
James Peters: JACK CATCHES CHARLIE WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE!!! THAT STOPS CHARLIE RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS!!! JACK SLAMS HIS FIST INTO CHARLIE’S FACE AND STARTS LIGHTING HIM UP WITH KICKS!!! CHARLIE FIRES OFF A KICK OF HIS OWN AND IT FORCES JACK BACK!!! THESE TWO ARE ON THE STAGE NOW AND THEY’RE FIGHTING VERY CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF IT NOW!!! CHARLIE DROPS DOWN AND TRIES FOR A LOW BLOW, BUT JACK SLAMS HIS KNEE INTO CHARLIE’S FACE!!! CHARLIE FALLS BACK!!! JACK BACKS UP!!!! JACK COMES RUNNING TOWARDS CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE MOVES!!!
Rich Russillo: JACK HITS THE BRAKES!!! HE STOPS HIMSELF FROM FALLING OFF THE STAGE!!! CHARLIE TURNS HIM AROUND!!!! CHARING CROSS!!!!
James Peters: JACK DUCKS!!!!! CHARLIE ALMOST FALLS OFF THE STAGE BUT HE ALSO CATCHES HIMSELF!!! JACK IS BEHIND CHARLIE NOW!!! CHARLIE TURNS AROUND!!!
Rich Russillo: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!
James Peters: :damn:
Rich Russillo: :damn:
Crowd: :damn:
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY JUST SUPERKICKED CHARLIE MARR OFF THE STAGE!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE JUST FELL INTO A PILE OF EQUIPMENT!!! CHARLIE IS OUT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
(The cameras cut to a shot of Charlie Marr. He’s out cold, laying in the middle of a pile of broken equipment. The cameras cut back to the stage where Jack Ripley is standing, staring down at Marr. The crowd is beside themselves. They are going nuts. A slow smile spreads across the face of Jack Ripley as Voltage fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
