Anna C. Flowers
(EAW Intro Plays)
???: Hello folks.
(Voltage begins its broadcast inside the office of acting commissioner Drastik. He is sitting behind his desk, with his feet propped up.)
Drastik: Unfortunately, it’s with a heavy heart that I announce that this will be my last week behind this desk. Our esteemed general manager, the wonderful Matt Ryan, will return to his duties as Voltage general manager, hot off the heels of his epic Super Bowl collapse. But before Matty Ice makes his return to the field, I’m going to leave my mark on the world of Voltage and make some DRASTIK changes.
Get it?
The changes I want to make will be nothing but beneficial. The ear bleeding commentary that Managina and Criss Angel bring to you people week after week is stupid, not very funny, and quite frankly drops the stock of Voltage right into the shitter. I’m so incredibly pleased to announce that this week will be the last week Kawasaki and Nick Carter are ever sat behind a Voltage commentary desk. You’re welcome, EAW Universe!!!
Who will replace them?
That’s not my problem!
(Drastik grins and taps his finger to his chin.)
Drastik: That being said, we have an incredible show for you tonight!! Charlie Sheen and former multi-time World Champion, the man who still wont return my text messages, Impact, will main event tonight with the winner being the last person to enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption. As for the loser of that match? Well that man is gunna start the chamber off! So good luck to both Chuck and Impact. The rest of the night is action packed as well. There’s tag team action! Our World Heavyweight Champion will be leading his young son Daryl Kinklade into battle against two EAW Hall of Famers! The National Elite Champion Osaka, Japan will be in action. Xander Payne’s fat ass will be around here somewhere. Noab Rainman takes on two living legends and future Pain for Pride main eventers Landerson and Woogieman in a handicap match he has no chance of winning.
And more.
There will be so much more.
(Drastik pauses and looks into the camera.)
Drastik: Except for you.
(He’s speaking directly to the cameraman, an Elite Answers Wrestling tenured employee named Juan.)
Drastik: There won’t be anything else for you here. As soon as I’m done speaking, you’re fired. You’re fired and you’re not getting a severance package.
(Juan’s gasp is heard on camera. He’s clearly shocked. Drastik shrugs and smirks.)
Drastik: Enjoy the show, folks. To quote 50 Shades of Vanilla Rex, see you soon.
(The scene from Drastik’s office fades out and transitions to the Voltage intro video featuring the song “33rd Blakk Glass” by SosMula & ZillaKami, and we open up to the Rogers Arena in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada with MASSIVE gold and white pyro firing off from the stage, the titantron, the turnbuckles, and an incredible spectacle of lights prompting the capacity crowd to give every ounce of energy behind their applause. The camera transitions over to Kawajai and Nick Angel at the commentary booth.)
Kawajai: :mjcry:
Nick Angel: :mjcry:
Kawajai: What the hell just happened?!
Nick Angel: Uhhh I think we just lost our jobs…
Kawajai: Can he fucking do that?!
Nick Angel: I… I really don’t know…
(Kawajai and Nick Angel are shook. It takes them each a few moments to compose themselves. Finally, Kawajai sucks it up and puts on a brave face.)
Kawajai: Um, so yes, like Drastik said we do have a great show lined up for you tonight…
Nick Angel: I guess. I mean the show has to go on but fuck man. My wife is about to have a baby. It’s the fucking holidays… the timing of this is just so fucking woat.
Kawajai: Right. It’s not ideal. But let’s just break for commercial, regroup, and when we return, we’ll get things started off.
Nick Angel: He can’t fucking do this! I’ve got kids!
(Commercial break featuring a Diamond Cage Home Depot promotional ad. He lets the EAW Universe in on how to select the perfect lead pipe and use it to single handedly destroy an entire professional wrestling main event.)
(Voltage fades to the ring area where ring announcer Bella Braxton is standing. She looks amazing tonight in Fashion Nova’s ‘Here For The Party Romper’ and black, Louboutin stiletto shoes. After a moment, a smile crosses her lovely face.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… REEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX MCCCCCCAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!
(The crowd loses their shit as Sexy Rexy’s theme song “Still Unbroken” by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits. After a moment, the champ walks out on stage dressed in dark, destroyed denim jeans and a ‘Rex Master’ t-shirt from EAWshop.com. He pats the championship he wears over his shoulder and heads down to the ring, taking time to slap a few hands along the way. Once Rex walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, Bella hands him a microphone and lets Rex stand in the ring alone. Rex takes a moment to soak up the atmosphere and enjoy the reaction he is getting from the EAW Universe. After a moment the music fades, and once the cheers die down, Rex begins to speak.)
Rex McAllister: Last week, a man I consider a friend in Charlie Marr, stood across the ring from me and the two of us went to war. With the Extreme Elimination Chamber coming up in a few weeks, Charlie and I went to battle and were in the process of having an incredible match against one another. Unfortunately for the both of us, the Prince of Phenomenal and Lethal Consequences felt the need to let their egos take over and the finish of our match was met with controversy. Charlie took advantage of the situation and scored the win and for that I can not fault him. He did what any man would do, and seized a chance to get one up on the World Heavyweight Champion. This week, Charlie finds himself facing off against Impact in the main event and that’s a match I’m going to have my eyes on. As you all know, the winner will be the last man to enter the chamber and go to war. That’s not what interests me though. I have always prided myself on being a fighting champion and the hardest working man in this company. I wear this EAW World Heavyweight Championship with pride. The man who tastes defeat in tonight’s main event will be the one who begins the elimination chamber match, and that’s the man I will face off against first.
(The crowd pops huge for Rex’s announcement.)
Rex McAllister: Whether it’s Charlie Marr or Impact, you can bet on Rex McAllister being the man who starts the match alongside them.
(Rex nods his head.)
Rex McAllister: As far as everyone else goes, tonight I get a chance to step inside the ring alongside my brother and fellow chamber competitor, Daryl Kinkade. I have a tremendous amount of respect for Daryl and what he brings to the table. I know that tonight both of us will live in the present and work in tandem to defeat our opponents. Last week, Daryl stepped up and stepped in, saving Charlie and myself from an unprovoked attack at the hands of POP and LC. I think I speak for Daryl when I say that both of us are looking forward to stepping into the ring and squaring off against these two Hall of Famers. People who have resumes like POP and LC shouldn’t have to resort to pathetic sneak attacks. Again, I’m a fighting champion. If either of you wanted a chance to face me before Road to Redemption, all you had to do was ask. Anytime, anywhere, I’m ready to go. When I beat Chris Elite for this championship, I made a promise to myself to be the greatest World Heavyweight Champion EAW has ever seen. That means taking on anyone who wants to step up and defending this championship with honor. I will never let people like POP or LC get this championship off of me as long as there is breath inside my body. Tonight is going to be a preview of Road to Redemption and it’s going to force both POP and LC to face a harsh reality. They are both going to see a different side of Rex McAllister tonight as I fight alongside my brother in arms, AND once again when we are all locked inside that chamber. I’m not just the best wrestler on this roster. I’m the best champion on this roster. My EAW World Heavyweight Championship will walk into Montreal with me, and it will leave Montreal with me. See you soon.
(Rex drops the microphone as “Still Unbroken” by Lynyrd Skynyrd begins to play once again. Rex jumps on the turnbuckle and poses with his championship while the cameras cut to Nick and Kawajai behind the broadcast booth.)
Nick Angel: Wow, Kawajai! Our champion just told the entire world he is going to be the man starting off the elimination chamber match with whoever loses the main event tonight!
Kawajai: That’s Rex McAllister in a nutshell though. He’s always gives the EAW Universe the best possible version of himself and that includes stepping up to any and all challenges. I’m not even remotely surprised he volunteered to start the match off.
Nick Angel: Guys, we have one hell of a show tonight so sit tight and Voltage will be right back after this commercial break.
(Commercial break featuring Charlie Marr and his sexy beard promoting the Billy Jealousy Beard Envy Kit. Available at Ulta and currently on sale for $17.50.)
(‘Still Hungry’ by Adelitas Way plays as Jackson Blayde makes his way to the ring to a sea of boos.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring.. From, Memphis, Tennessee… Weighing in, at 229 pounds.. JACKSON, BLAYDE!!!!
Kawajai: A dangerous competitor right here. His opponent is going to have trouble for sure.
(‘Eyes on Fire’ by Zed’s dead plays as Osamu Arcichida makes his way to the ring, with a more, cheerful crowd than Blayde.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…. From, Osaka, Japan… Weighing in, at 234 pounds… OSAMMMU, ARCICHIDAAA!!!!!!
Nick Angel: Osaka’s Greatest! Let’s see if he can beat Jackson Blayde, and get the W foe his home town.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Kawajai: The match goes under way, and the two men go into a collar and elbow tie up. Jackson Blayde, easily able to outpower Osamu, pushing him into the corner. The referee tries to break them up, but Blayde immediately puts Osamu in a headlock. Osamu manages to push Jackson to the ropes, but Jackson rebounds off of it with a Shoulder Block, flooring Osamu! Jackson Blayde is having a great start here, as he goes for a quick cover.
ONE!
T-
Nick Angel: Quick kick out by Osamu, but now Jackson puts him in a chinlock. Osamu, manages to get to his feet, and attempts a Half- Nelson Suplex, but Blayde uses his weight to pull himself down, armdragging Osamu! Blayde now charges at Osamu, but Arcichida drops him with a Drop Toe Hold, followed by a huge stomp to the back of Blayde’s knee! Blayde attempts to use the ropes to get up but Osamu runs and kicks out Jacksons leg before he can get up! Osamu attempts another hard stomp but Blayde rolls put the ring. Osamu runs off the ropes though, and hits a Baseball slide onto Blayde! Meanwhile the referee starts the count.
Referee: One!.. Two!..
Kawajai: Osamu throws Blayde back into the ring, and goes onto the top rope! Osamu waits for Blayde to get to his feet, and hits a diving dropkic- wait! Blayde catches the legs of Osamu, and drags him closer to the opposite turnbuckles. Blayde now, Slingshots Osamu! Face first into the top turnbuckle, before hitting a huge Clothesline, sending Osamu back out the ring! Blayde though, drags Osamu onto the apron head first. He drags Osamu through the ropes, and hits a DDT! Blayde with the cover on Osamu!
ONE!
TWO-
Nick Angel: and Osamu kicks out once again. Blayde now, grabs Osamu by the legs again, this time, picking him up! Jackson Blayde holding Osamu in a powerbomb position, but Osamu is able to hit a Hurricanrana, dropping Blayde! Blayde gets back to his feet, and now Osamu hits a dropkick to Blaydes legs, taking him out! Osamu, grabs Blayde now, and manages to put him in a tree of woe position on the turnbuckles. Osamu runs in, and hits a huge dropkick to the knees of Blayde! Blayde stays hung up, so Osamu lifts his back, before dropping him with a backstabber! Blayde attempts to roll out, but Osamu grabs him by his legs, dragging him back into the ring, before hitting stomping onto the midsection of Blayde! Osamu covers Blayde.
ONE!
TWO-
Kawajai: Blayde manages to get the shoulder up! Osamu though, immediately picks Blayde up, hitting the greatest Northern Lights Suplex in the business! Osamu bridges the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Kawajai: BLAYDE!!! Manages to get the shoulder up, once again! Osamu grabs the legs of Blayde, but Blayde grabs Osamu, and drops him with a monkey flip, sending him to the other side of the ring! Both men are down after what we just saw! The referee, forced to start the count!
Referee: One!… Two!… Three!.. Four!…
Nick Angel: Both men now, starting to get back to their feet. Both men charge right after one another, with Blayde attempting a Lariat! Osamu ducks it, and rebounds off the ropes! Osamu attempts a dropkick to the legs but Blayde now jumps over it. Osamu gets back to his feet and is meet with a huge forearm by Jackson Blayde, FOLLOWED BY THE 901 KNEE!!! BLAYDE DELIVERS THE KNEE TO OSAMU, THE COVER NOW!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!-
Nick Angel: OSAMU KICKS OUT!!!! EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME,KAWA, AND JACKSON BLAYDE, THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!! Blayde covers Osamu again!
ONE!
TWO!-
Nick Angel: And Osamu gets the shoulder up again! Blayde is furious! He picks up Osamu, and tosses him into the corner! He runs in for a Clothesline and hits it! He irish whips Osamu into the opposite corner, and runs in for a second Clothesline, but Osamu gets out of the way, and rolls up Blayde!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!-
Kawajai: BLAYDE KICKS OUT, but Osamu with a SUPERKICK!!!! OSAMU FALLS ONTO BLAYDE!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!..
Kawajai: THE REFEREE CAUGHT BLAYDES FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!! THE MATCH IS STILL ON!!! Osamu is arguing with the referee, he thinks he won! Osamu, turns around picking Blayde up back to his feet. He lifts him up to the top rope, you know what this means! Osamu grabs Jackson by the head, but Blayde! Drops off the top rope, and hits a huge Suplex into the turnbuckles! Blayde now, backs up! He waits for Osamu to get up! BLAYD- NO!!! OSAMU WITH A SECOND DROP TOE HOLD, INTO THE OSAMU LOCK!!!! THE OSAMU LOCK ON JACKSON BLAYDE!!! Blayde though, using his strength to get to the ropes, and grabbing it for the rope break! Blayde, using the ropes though, crawling out onto the apron. Meanwhile Osamu rebounds off the ropes, and runs in with a dropkick, sending the hurt Jackson off of the apron! Osamu, waits for Jackson to get up, and runs, rebounding off the ropes again, into a second basebal- WAIT!! BLAYDE CATCHES OSAMU, AND POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!
Referee: Three!… Four!… Five!… Six!…
Nick Angel: Blayde, rolling Osamu back into the ring, after that devastating powerbomb. That was hard to watch, and Blayde, goes for the cover on Osamu.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!-
Nick Angel: BUT OSAMU KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! BLAYDE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Blayde, goes over to the top turnbuckle, and climbs it, but Osamu manages to sweep the leg! Osamu tries to grab Blayde again, but once again Jackson gets down, but this time he hits a front Suplex on Osamu! Blayde backs up, and charges at Osamu!! BLAYDE RUNNER- NO! Osamu ducks it! Osamu gets back up and hits a dropkick! Both men get to their feet, and Osamu hita a second! Osamu goes for a third, but BLAYDE! BLAYDERUNNER!!!! THIS TIME CONNECTING!!! THE COVER NOW BY BLAYDE!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… JACKSON… BLLAYYYDDDEEE!!!!
(‘Still Hungry’ by Adelitas Way plays as Jackson Blayde limps out of the ring, to celebrate his victory.)
Nick Angel: A tough loss for Osamu Arcichida, but this was a hard fought battle. Both men gave it their all.
(Voltage fades to the backstage area where Sofia Clark is standing by. As usual, she wears inferior drugstore makeup products on her face, but her Fashion Nova outfit is pure fire. She’s wearing the “Jaylynn Velvet Maxi Dress” in red and a pair of silver, strappy Jimmy Choos.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time… Xander Payne.
(The former New Breed Champion walks into the frame and looks down at Sofia with a sneer across his face. Obviously Xander doesn’t have patience for other women because his heart belongs to brood mare, the beautiful Peyton Payne.)
Sofia Clarke: Xander, thank you so much for joining us tonight. Last night on Showdown, you defeated Drake King, and snapped your losing streak. How are you feeling right now?
(Xander lets out a horribly arrogant laugh.)
Xander Payne: Well truthfully, I feel OK.
(Sofia can’t help but roll her eyes just a little bit.)
Xander Payne: Drake King probably doesn’t, but no one cares about that joke of a professional wrestler. He thought he could actually defeat me, a former New Breed God, and catapult his name into superstardom, but I exposed him for the loser he actually is, and finally got myself back on the winning side of things. I’m sick and tired of people coming at me and thinking that I’m an easy victory for them. When garbage fire wrestlers like Drake King think they can get away with a victory over me, I know that I have step up and shut them up. I’m a big deal in this business. I’m a former multi-time world champion and I have competed all over the world. People like me don’t stay down on their luck for very long and Voltage is going to learn that pretty quickly going forward.
Sofia Clarke: Will you elaborate on that for the EAW Universe?
(Xander rolls his eyes and basically mocks Sofia for her question.)
Xander Payne: No. No I will not, Sofia, because no one deserves to know what’s next for Xander Payne. These people turned their backs on me the second I lost the New Breed Championship to that bitch Raven Roberts. But I will say this. It only took me one time to win that championship back at Pain for Pride, and believe me. There’s something else I have my eyes on right now. Don’t think for one minute that I’m going to need multiple tries to accomplish my next goal because Xander Payne is back. I’m moving forward and I’m not looking back. Voltage is going to find out very soon what I’m coming for, but until then they can wait. Everyone can sit on the edge of their seats and wait for Xander Payne to make his next move.
(A smirk crosses the face of Xander, then he turns and walks off. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break hyping the upcoming wedding of Ryan Montgomery Adams and Carmen Estefanía Mercedes Ava. Gawd help us all.)
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a 2 on 1 handicap match scheduled for one fall!
( “If Ya Smell” by Adam Massare blasts through the speakers as the crowd explodes in cheers right when Woogieman comes out on the stage. Soon after “Here comes the boom” by DMX ft Sean Paul and Alexa Vegas picks up and El Landerson makes his entrance as the cheers don’t stop. Then both of them make their way to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, with a combined weight of 420 pounds, the team of WOOOGIEMAAAN AND EL LANDERSOOOOON!!!
Crowd: GOATS! GOATS! GOATS! GOATS!
Kawajai: I can’t believe I’m seeing this. The two goats are teaming together tonight with a sole objective: Taking out Noah Reigner.
( “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem blasts through the speakers as Noah Reigner comes out on the stage scanning the crowd then makes his way to the ring accompanied by Evelyn Ridley. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing their opponent, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 184 pounds, THE ASSAULT RIFFLE, NOOOOAAAAAAAH REIGNEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Nick Angel: You’re making it look like an easy task, but Noah is not looking to play games right here, because he wants to take down TWO GOATS AT THE SAME TIME! It looks impossible, but never doubt Noah Reigner.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Kawajai: The match has started as Landerson and Noah square up as Landerson slides in between Noah’s legs and Noah turns around, but Landerson catches him with a DDT. Noah gets back on his feet as Landerson throws him on the outside AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE ON THE OUTSIDE SENDING NOAH CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE!
Nick Angel: Landerson gets Noah back in the ring as he flexes his muscles while Noah is still down. Woogie asks for the tag, but Landerson refuses saying he got this. BUT NOAH THOUGH WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE LEG WITH A THUNDEROUS IMPACT! NOAH NOW WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING LANDERSON ON THE CORNER! LANDERSON GETS UP USING THE ROPES BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND NOAH SMASHES THE KNEE RIGHT ON HIS FACE! MY GOD WHAT A STRIKE! THERE IS THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!.. TWO!!..
Kawajai: LanderGOAT kicks out! Woogie shakes his head in disbelief. Noah gets Landerson up and tries to irish whip him to the corner, but Landerson reverses and irish whips Noah to his corner where he connects with a flying forearm on Noah, but at the same time Woogie makes the tag and enters the ring. Landerson seems annoyed, but Woogie doesn’t care as he starts chopping Noah’s chest up. The crowd start cheering as Woogieman gives them his signature look and the girls in the crowd seem melted from that gesture.
Nick Angel: Woogieman making moves inside and outside the ring :mjpls: . Woogieman with the fisherman suplex on Noah, who rolls on the side of the ring to recover, while WoogieGOAT starts flexing himself and Landerson doesn’t seem impressed. Woogieman extends his arm to Landerson as Landerson wants the tag, but Woogie takes it back as he laughs at Landerson. Landerson seems angry as Woogie turns around AND GETS HIT WITH A FLYING KNEE BY NOAH! HOLY SHIT!
Kawajai: BAH GAWD NOAH COULD HAVE THE MATCH IN HIS ADVANTAGE NOW! WOOGIE IS ON HIS FEET AS NOAH CONNECTS WITH THE STEP UP ENZUIGIRI! THAT FAZES WOOGIEMAN AS NOAH LIFTS HIM UP IN THE SUPLEX POSITION AND DROPS HIM FACE FIRST ONTO THE KNEE! OUCH! NOAH BACKS UP TO THE CORNER WAITING FOR WOOGIEMAN TO GET ON HIS FEET SO HE CAN CONNECT WITH THE KILLSHOT!
Nick Angel: LANDERSON EXTENDS HIS HAND TO WOOGIEMAN WHO GOES FOR THE HOTTAG, BUT WHAT THE FUCK?! LANDERSON GETS OFF THE RING AND TELLS WOOGIE TO HANDLE NOAH HIMSELF. WOOGIE SEEMS DESPERATE AND ANGRY AT THE SAME TIME! HE GETS UP KNOWING WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO HIM… KILLSHOT!!! IT’S OVER!
Ref: ONE!!.. TWO!!.. THREE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem blasts through the speakers once again as Noah celebrates his victory. )
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner by pinfall, NOAAAAH REIGNEEEEER!!!
Kawajai: I don’t like the way this match ended. El Landerson just betrayed Woogieman.
Nick Angel: Betrayed? What goes around comes around. Woogieman did it to himself and Noah used it to his favor, winning the match. End of the story.
Kawajai: How can you disrespect the GOAT just like that?
Nick Angel: :whoa: I’d never do that. Woogieman is my idol :wtf:
Kawajai: Hold on a minute, Nick, I’m getting some updates here in my headset—something about—EAW headquarters under investigation?
Nick Angel: All the way in New Jersey? What’s going on?
(The camera feed cuts to the exterior of EAW’s headquarters in Newark City, New Jersey where we find VIP standing in the distance with his back towards the camera, holding up a sign that we are unable to read just yet. As the camera approaches VIP, we hear him chanting:)
VIP: E-A-W HAS GOT TO GO! HEY HEY! HO HO! E-A-W HAS GOT TO GO! HEY HEY! HO HO!
(As he continues to chant by his lonesome, the camera circles around to get a frontal view of VIP. We can now see his sign—the illuminati logo with a red no symbol over it. He holds his sign up and continues to chant for a moment before acknowledging the camera.)
VIP: What’s happenin’, homies, it’s ya boi, Vincent I. motherfuckin’ Pride. Sorry I couldn’t be with y’all in Vancouver, but I had some important business to attend to. I’m out here at EAW headquarters, as you can see, exercising my right to protest against this bumass illuminati schemin’ that the EAW Board thinks they can get away with! I’m here to investigate in order to find out more about what really be goin’ on during their secret little evil illuminati board meetings and reveal the truth behind all of their efforts to keep VIP from succeeding! They don’t want me to be successful! But they won’t slip past me! I’m here to put an end to their games and stop their lies once and for all! I’m going direct to the source to get some answers! Let’s go!
(VIP tosses his sign into some grass and begins his march to the main entrance of the headquarter building, the camera trailing behind him. Upon reaching the entrance, he begins to bang on the glass door of the unlit, seemingly empty building.)
VIP: C’MON! WHAT, YOU GOT YOUR SECRET BASEMENT ILLUMINATI MEETINGS ON SUNDAY NIGHTS OR WHAT?! YOU CAN’T IGNORE ME!!! I’M HERE TO EXPOSE YOU!!!
(He moves from the entrance door and makes his way down the side of the building, looking through the windows. He continues to bang on the glass some more until he is interrupted.)
???: Hey! You! Hands in the air where I can see ‘em!
(The camera turns and spots two police officers holding flashlights and pointing them in VIP’s direction.)
VIP: Oh, great, it’s you! Are you here to help me get inside?! Do you believe in VIP? Wait a minute. You know what, no! Get away from me! I bet they sent you hear to silence me! To try to keep their conspiracies a secret!
Officer #1: You’re trespassing on private property.
VIP: But—but I work here!
Officer #2: Enough talk! We’re gonna tell you one last time, keep your hands UP! Don’t move!
(The camera watches as VIP puts his hands up in the air. He stands still as the police officers creep slowly towards him. Suddenly, VIP turns and tries to escape, attempting to jump the fence encompassing the building. Unfortunately, his leg gets caught on some wire and the police officers are able to pull him down. They drag a kicking and screaming VIP back to the main road and lean him over a police car. The camera zooms in on his face pushing against the hood of the vehicle as he is put into handcuffs.)
VIP: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!
(Commercial break featuring the Jaded Wolfe Hearts playing with Huda Beauty’s #FauxFilter foundation. It’s a full coverage foundation that covers every blemish, every dark circle, and every black eye. Available worldwide at Sephora and HudaBeauty.com)
(A recap airs showing last week’s main event between Rex McAllister and Charlie Marr. It highlights the battle between the two, POP and LC’s interference, and Charlie’s surprise victory over the World Heavyweight Champion! It finishes off with POP and LC attacking Charlie and Rex, and Daryl Kinkade coming in the make the save.)
(“Blackout” by Company Flow hits the PA system and Lethal Consequences makes his way out onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING FIRST… FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS… LLLLLEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHAAAAAALLL CCCCOOOOOOONNNNNSSSSSSEEEEEEQQQQQUUUUUEEEEEEENNNNCCCCCEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
(LC is greeted with a mixed reaction and once he slips into the ring, his theme music is replaced by that of his partner’s for the night. “If I Had A Heart” by Fever Ray hits and the Prince of Phenomenal walks out onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS PARTNER… FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA… WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS… THE PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE OOOOOFFFFFFFFF PPPPPPPHHHHHEEEEENOOOOOMMMMEEEEENNNNAAAALLLLLL!!!
(Pop slips into the ring and nods his head at LC. Despite the fact the two will be competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption, they are seemingly on the same page tonight. They both want to finish the job they started last week. Pop and LC talk amongst themselves in the corner as Pop’s theme finishes up and is replaced by “What A Shame” by Too Close To Touch.)
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS….
(Daryl Kinkade walks out to a huge ovation, proudly displaying his half of the Unified Tag Team Championships.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST…. FROM NORWICH, ENGLAND… WEIGHING IN AT 200 POUNDS… HE’S ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLL KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKAAAADDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Daryl walks halfway down the ramp and pauses, pointing at LC and Pop in the ring. All three men exchange words as Daryl’s music fades out. “Still Unbroken” by Lynard Skynard hits and the crowd goes nuts.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS PARTNER… FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… RRRRRRRREEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX MMMMMMMMCCCCCCCCAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!
(Rex walks out and joins Daryl on the ramp, and both of them pose with their championships. After a moment, both make their way down to the ring together! Rex and Daryl slide inside the ring, pass their titles off the official, and get set for the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Kawajai: It looks like Rex and Pop will be the two men getting us started tonight. This extreme elimination chamber preview match promises to be action packed especially off the heels of what happened last week between these four men!
Nick Angel: Pop and Rex take their time circling one another before Pop dives and goes right for the leg of the World Heavyweight Champion. Rex finds himself flat on his back with Pop looking to follow up. Rex kicks him back. Pop backs off and Rex climbs back to his feet. Both men circle one another again, and Rex extends his arm, looking to grab onto Pop. Pop slaps Rex’s hand away, but that gives Rex the opening he needs. He gets his arms around Pop’s waist, takes him down with a side suplex, looks to follow up with a leglock, but Pop rolls himself towards the ropes. The official doesn’t have to step in, as Rex backs off, and allows Pop to get back to his feet.
Kawajai: The two meet in the middle again and this time we get a traditional collar and elbow tie up! Both jostle back and forth for position before it’s Rex who uses his size advantage to force Pop into the corner. Despite that, Rex isn’t able to gain the clear advantage! Pop grabs the champ in a headlock, reverses their position and forces Rex against the turnbuckles. The World Heavyweight Champion fights out of the position, and sends Pop against the ropes. The official steps in and breaks this up, and both men are forced apart.
Nick Angel: Once again, Pop and Rex go for one another and this time it’s Pop who grabs Rex in a wrist lock. He starts twisting that wrist, looking to finally gain control of the opening minutes of this match, and he finally forces Rex onto the mat. The champ is a crafty technician though, and he’s able to get his legs around Pop for a body scissors. That forces Pop to bring them both back up to a vertical base, but he does maintain his hold on the wrist. He forces Rex’s arm behind his back, but Rex is able to get his free arm behind Pop’s neck and flip him down onto the mat. The forces Pop to let go of Rex, and Rex nails him in the back with a kick! Rex drops down and wraps Pop in a headlock, and the Prince of Phenomenal immediately looks for the break.
Kawajai: Pop locks his hands around Rex’s forearms, but the champ tightens his grip. Pop lets go and fights back with several elbow shots to Rex’s face, and that does force the champ to let go. Pop climbs to his feet, as does Rex, and the two walk over to their respective corners and to make tags.
Nick Angel: Daryl Kinkade and Lethal Consequences are now in the ring!
Kawajai: LC and Kinkade circle one another and begin the match much like their respective partners did! Kinkade goes for the arm of LC, but LC knocks the former National Elite Champ to the mat by sweeping his feet out from under him! LC grabs Kinkade’s arm and begins twisting it around, bringing Kinkade up to his knees. Kinkade tries to fight his way out of the wristlock, but LC bends Kinkade’s hand back, and forces Norfolk’s finest to roll through the hold. Kinkade sweeps LC off his feet and is able to go for a quick cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
Nick Angel: LC very quickly kicks out and gets back up to his feet. Kinkade follows suit and these two lock up once again. Both grab hands, looking to test one another’s strength, and both drive their shoulders into one another. Neither man is able to bring the other down right away, which has basically been the story of the first five minutes of this match. All four of these men have been evenly matched so far, which honestly makes me extremely excited for the Voltage Elimination Chamber come RTR. Not to sit here and brag about how dope Voltage is… but really, every other brand’s chamber is going to pale in comparison to ours.
Kawajai: Not that we are biased trash announcers or anything…
Nick Angel: Not us, nope.
Kawajai: LC takes control for the moment with yet another wristlock, and forces Kinkade down to his knees. Kinkade tries to grab LC’s leg with his free hand, but LC kicks him square in the chest. Kinkade eats that kick, but tries for the leg again, but LC simply repeats that kick and follows it up with another one! LC snaps Daryl’s fingers and forces him back first onto the mat, and maintains control by driving his knee into Daryl’s chest to keep him down. He bends that hand back once again, and forces Daryl’s fingers back until they touch his wrist!
Nick Angel: I wasn’t aware that LC was so skilled with the joint manipulation aspect of professional wrestling, Kawajai.
Kawajai: Well he’s a zaddy so honestly, I’m not surprised.
Nick Angel: Oh.
Kawajai: Kinkade tries to get his leg across LC’s chest, but LC knocks it off and keeps applying the pressure. Kinkade’s shoulders are flat on the mat which prompts the official down into position…
OOONNNEEE!!!…
Nick Angel: Kinkade gets the shoulder up and is finally able to roll through. He gets back to his knees but LC maintains his grip on that arm. Kinkade forces himself back to his feet, and LC responds by bringing Kinkade’s arm behind his back. That gives Kinkade a brief opening and he levels LC in the temple with a pretty stiff elbow shot. LC is forced to break, which gives Kinkade a chance to bring LC down! He grabs LC in a side headlock and very wisely traps LC’s arm between his legs! Kinkade tightens his grip while LC flails about trying to reverse the hold. LC finally frees his arm and gets both of arms locked around Kinkade’s waist! Kinkade bridges up, which flips LC over and puts his shoulders to the mat!!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
Kawajai: LC flips over, which brings all of his weight down on Kinkade now! He drives his knee into Kinkade’s face and finally forces his way out of that headlock! LC looks to take control again and wants to go back to work on Daryl Kinkade’s arm, but Kinkade rolls out of the way, heads to his corner, and makes the tag to Rex!
Nick Angel: LC flies at Rex… looking to cut him off before he can get into the ring properly, but Rex sidesteps this! LC stops his own momentum before he crashes into the ropes and the champ is able to grab LC in a headlock! LC tries to force his way out of this hold, but Rex sends him into the ropes. The momentum sends LC flying back at Rex but when the two collide, neither one goes down! Rex immediately rushes the ropes himself! LC drops down! Rex comes back! LC with the leapfrog! REX CATCHES HIM! LC WITH THE EYE POKE! SLEEPERHOLD BY LC!
Kawajai: Rex drops down to his knees out of pure instinct, and immediately kicks his feet out, looking for the ropes! The official has to force LC to break the hold. LC gets up and decides to make the tag to Pop, while Rex is trying to shake off the effects of that cheap ass poke to the eye. Pop goes right for Rex, but the champ drops Pop and sends Pop crashing into the ropes. Rex quickly rolls Pop up….
OOONNNEEE!!!…
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!….
Nick Angel: Pop with the kick out, but Rex immediately pounces. He wraps Pop up and grabs a hold of the arm. Pop tries to reverse, but Rex forces his knee into Pop’s ribs and that keeps the Atlanta, Georgia native on the mat. Rex bends Pop’s arm all the way back until his hand is flat on the mat, leaving the back upper arm area exposed, and Rex flips over, landing in a bridge! That puts an unnatural amount of pressure on Pop, and Rex rolls to the side, drives his knee into the rib area again, and then forces the same knee across Pop’s throat! Pop’s shoulders are down!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
Kawajai: Pop does get the other shoulder up and Rex immediately kicks his up in the air and drives his elbow down onto that exposed arm. Pop grabs his arm in pain and rolls towards the ropes, which forces Rex to step back and allow Pop back up to his feet. Pop charges towards Rex, but the World Heavyweight Champion ducks a clothesline attempt and locks his arms around Pop’s waist. Rex is looking for a German suplex, but Pop fights back with an elbow shot. Rex releases his grip! Pop spins around! Pop connects with a huge right hand to Rex’s jaw! Rex staggers back but fires off a right hand of his own! Pop with another! Rex with another shot of his own! The two are trading straight punches right now! Rex switches it up and shocks Pop with a huge European uppercut! Pop staggers back! Rex fires off another right! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! Pop is forced back into the corner! Rex rushes towards him! CLOTHESLINE! POP IS ROCKED! REX GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG! REX IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE PULLS POP UP! OLYMPIC SLAM! REX GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!….
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE
Nick Angel: Pop kicks out!!!!
Kawajai: Rex pulls Pop up by his glorious brunette locks and quickly wraps him in a headlock. Rex wrestles Pop to the ground and traps Pop’s arm behind him. Pop tries to work his way back up to his feet, but Rex grounds him and quickly forces his knee down on the side of Pop’s neck. Pop stretches his legs out, trying to find the ropes, but Rex has them more towards the center of the ring. Pop is forced to use his free arm to try and lift himself up and finally he is able to get his legs underneath of him. Pop forces himself up, which causes Rex to lift his knee off Pop’s neck, and Pop flips himself over. Pop brings them both back up to a vertical base, and finds himself behind Rex. Rex still has control of the arm, but Pop locks his other arm around Rex’s midsection. Rex tries to force himself out of the waistlock, but Pop holds on, deadlifts Rex, and sends him into the ropes with a German suplex!!!!
Nick Angel: Pop is favoring his arm just a little, but he starts stomping away on Rex. Rex grabs onto the ropes and the official forces Pop to back off, and that allows Rex to pull himself back up. Pop comes charging at Rex, but Rex wisely drops down and Pop’s momentum sends him crashing into the ropes. Rex pops up … no pun intended… and clotheslines Pop to the outside, and quickly slips out of the ring. Pop is already getting back to his feet but Rex nails him with a clothesline! LC jumps down off the apron and looks to get in on the action, but Rex takes care of him too! Daryl Kinkade comes running in from the other side…
Kawajai: TOP ROPE DIVING METEORA TO THE OUTSIDE THAT TAKES CARE OF POP!!!!
Nick Angel: Daryl Kinkade jumps to his feet, grabs Pop, and throws him back in the ring! Rex climbs back in after Pop, while Kinkade flies at LC!!!! AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!! NO!!!! LC DUCKS!!!! KINKADE ALMOST CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! KINKADE TURNS AROUND!!!! LC WITH A DROP KICK!!! KINKADE LANDS AGAINST THE STEEL BARRICADES!!! LC BACKS UP AND LOOKS TO SEND KINKADE INTO THE CROWD!!!! BASEBALL SLIDE BY REX! LC HITS THE GROUND! KINKADE JUMPS ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HE TAKES OFF RUNNING! KINKADE FLIES!!!! RUNNING SENTON SPLASH OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!
Kawajai: REX LOOKS TO GET BACK IN THE RING BUT HERE COMES THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!!!! POP SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES REX DOWN WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!! KINKADE JUMPS TO HIS FEET!!!! AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!! POP DUCKS!!!! PELE KICK!!!! HE MISSES!!! POP QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT DARYL IS THERE!!!! HE SHOVES POP INTO THE RING STEPS AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DROP KICK! POP’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE STEPS AND DARYL JERKS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM BACK IN THE RING! REX IS BACK UP NOW AND SEES DARYL THROW POP BACK INSIDE! REX IS BACK IN THE RING NOW! STANDING MOONSAULT CONNECTS ON POP!!!! LC SLIPS INTO THE RING RIGHT AS REX GOES FOR THE COVER AND PULLS THE CHAMP OFF HIS PARTNER. LC BEGINS UNLEASHING THOSE CLUBBING BLOWS TO REX’S BACK AND THAT BRINGS KINKADE BACK INTO THE RING!!!! KINKADE SNEAKS UP ON LC!!! HE GRABS HIM UP!!!! GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! THIS SOLD OUT CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS REX LIFTS POP UP AND SITS HIM ON HIS FEET! REX RUSHES THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS!!!!
Nick Angel: THE REX EFFECT!!!! THE REX EFFECT!!!! REX DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER THOUGH!!!! HE RUNS TO HIS CORNER AND TAGS IN DARYL KINKADE! KINKADE RUNS TO THE ROPES!!!! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! DARYL GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!….
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kawajai: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LC BREAKS UP THE PIN AT THE LAST MINUTE! REX IS BACK IN THE RING!!! REX AND LC FIRING OFF LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!!! BACK AND FORTH THEY GO BEFORE LC GRABS REX AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! REX GETS THE FOOT UP AS LC CHARGES!!! LC STUMBLES BACK!!! KINKADE WITH A BACKSTABBER!!!! LC ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!! POP IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS TO HIT KINKADE FROM BEHIND WITH THAT DAMN PELE KICK!!!! REX SHOVES KINKADE OUT OF THE WAY! REX TAKES THE PELE KICK! POP GRABS REX AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Nick Angel: REX JUST SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR HIS SON! I CAN NOT!!!! HE IS SO NOBLE!!!!
Kawajai: DARYL KINKADE LOOKS TO GRAB POP, BUT POP KICKS KINKADE IN THE STOMACH!!!! CROWN OF THORNS!!!! KINKADE IS DOWN!!! KINKADE IS DOWN!!! POP HAS COME BACK TO LIFE AND IS GOING FOR THE PIN!!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!! THIS IS IT NICK!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!….
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Nick Angel: REX MAKES THE SAVE! REX MAKES THE SAVE!!! REX PULLS POP OFF OF DARYL AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! REX KIPS UP! GRABS DARYL! DARYL SHAKES OFF THAT STYLES CLASH AND QUICKLY HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE! REX GRABS POP UP AND SENDS HIM CRASHING WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!! HE JUMPS UP AND POINTS AT DARYL!
Kawajai: THE ANGEL OF THE EAST! DARYL’S RED ARROW CONNECTS WITH POP!!!! DARYL COVERS POP AND THE OFFICIAL DROPS DOWN TO COUNT!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!…
Nick Angel: LC CLIMBS BACK ON THE APRON!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!….
Kawajai: REX WITH THE SPEAR!!!! LC FLIES OFF THE APRON AND CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Nick Angel: THEY DID IT! REX AND DARYL WITH PERFECT TEAMWORK TONIGHT!!!!!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE ARE YOU WINNERS… THE TEAM OF ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DARYL KINKADE AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!
(“What A Shame” by Too Close To Touch hits the PA system and Rex pulls Daryl up to his feet. The official shoves his way in between them and raises their hands in victory. Rex and Daryl share a father/son embrace and celebrate their victory as Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial break featuring grape jelly. Because what is peanut butter, smooth or crunchy, without jelly.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING…..and it’s scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: The winner of this contest will become the last entrant in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Road To Redemption!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta begins to play as the crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Charlie Marr makes his way out pounding his chest with a pumped fist and then holds his arms up in a victory like pose at the top of the ramp. Charlie Marr taunts at the top before making his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first….from Tower Hamlets, London….He weighs in at two hundred and forty pounds….He’s one-half of THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….CHARRRRLIEEEE!!! MARRRRRR!!!!
Nick Angel: Charlie Marr has been on quite the roll lately, and he looks to keep that momentum going tonight. But he’s got quite a challenge ahead of him facing one of the all time greats in Impact.
Kawajai: This is what Charlie Marr needs before the big chamber match come Road To Redemption. When you’re a rising star in the ranks of this caliber, these are the types of tests that are necessary to find out how far they’ve come. There are no guarantees tonight for Charlie. We’ll see how he reacts to the pressure once again of the main event spotlight! We found out a great deal last week in his match against his said mentor, World Heavyweight champion Rex McAllister, and now we’re about to find out if he can do it again against a legend in our business. I can’t wait!
(‘Can I Live’ by Jay-Z replaces ‘It Ain’t Safe’ as Impact makes his way straight toward the ring ignoring everyone who shows any type of reaction toward him not wasting any time in the least as he does.)
Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent…he hails from Seattle, Washington…He weighs in at two hundred and forty pounds……IMMMMMPAAAACTTTTTT!!!
Nick Angel: Well, Gawd contract or not I don’t think anyone can say much about Impacts insertion into the Extreme Elimination Match. I mean, just look at this guy! He’s still got the goods whether it’s on the mic or in the ring. He’s shown in a multitude of different matches against people like Darkane, like Cameron Ella Ava, and recently the Prince of Phenomenal! So there’s no denying he belongs. He could outright walk right into the chamber be the first entrant into the match and still win it all, but Charlie Marr has got his work cut out for him tonight, Kawa!
Kawajai: That all remains to be seen at this point, given the competition that will be in that match! You will have the, of course, the World Heavyweight Champion, Rex McAllister. But then you got two other Hall of Famers you have to account for plus this man he’s about to face off with and his partner of MarrKade, Daryl! It’s no easy road no matter who manages to come out on top!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Nick Angel: The bell has sounded and this main event underway! Charlie Marr vs Impact! Both men moving in cautiously here! Impact throws a kick toward Charlie Marr that one half of the current Unified Tag Team Champions avoids! Charlie Marr throws a closed fist at the face of Impact, but Impact able to avoid the swing buy ducking and sidestepping. Both men moving in cautiously once again! and Charlie takes a swing Impact that connects this time, but Impact answers back one of his own! Now back and forth they go just connecting with these vicious shots already until finally Impact with a kick to the midsection puts an end to that series! Impact grabs Charlie Marr and nails him with a foream and whips him to the ropes! Impact looks to follow up with a clothesline but Charlie Marr ducks it and stops on a dime and goes for a shoot kick to the leg of Impact who is able to avoid it! And Charlie Marr eats a spinning wheel kick from Impact and goes down to a knee! Impact follows up with repeated closed fist shots to the head of Charlie Marr! Impact grabs Charlie Marr by his face and has a few choice words for him! Can’t quite make them out as he’s slapping Marr across the face showing such disrespect already! Impact grabs up Charlie Marr and whips him hard into the corner turnbuckle where he hits chest first at full force! Charlie Marr holds his chest as he turns around right into a body slam by Impact! Rolling Senton delivered to Charlie Marr by Impact! Charlie Marr rolls toward the ropes holding his ribs and abdomen area!
Kawajai: Impact once again showing exactly why he’s a legend and Hall of Famer in this sport! He’s been everywhere all over the world, he’s done it all! Charlie Marr showed out great last week against the current World Heavyweight Champion, but tonight this is a whole different animal! And we can already see the difference, where McAllister would allow Charlie to regain his bearings Impact providing no such luxury here as he goes back to work stomping away at Charlie Marr! Now a boot to the throat by Impact to Charlie Marr! Marr in the ropes as the referee is counting! He’s at four! Now five as Impact lets up before the referee could make any type of ruling there! He still manages to admonish Impact for his actions, but Impact just ignores the referee and instead uses the ropes for leverage as he puts the boots to Charlie Marr forcing him to the outside! Impact follows Charlie Marr to the outside now as gets Charlie to his feet and wraps him in a headlock and then mounts a few closed fist punches to the temple of Charlie! Impact grabs Charlie Marr by his head and slams Charlie’s head into the ring! NO! Blocked by Charlie Marr! Charlie Marr begins fighting back with straight rights to Impact! Thumb to the eye by Impact that takes Charlie Marr by surprise as he takes a couple of steps back! Impact runs at Charlie Marr but a nice precise back elbow by Charlie Marr sends Impact for a loop but he’s still on his feet as he comes right back for Charlie Marr! HIP TOSS BY CHARLIE!….OUCH!! Impact out on his back just barely sitting up and is now holding the small of his back! The referee has reached the count of six! Charlie Marr grabs a hand full of hair and brings Impact to his feet and then rams his head into the nearby ring post! The referee has continued his count! He’s now at eight and now nine! Charlie Marr rolls Impact into the ring and slides in right after him!
Nick Angel: Charlie Marr moves in on Impact but Impact aware of the predicament he was in brings Charile Marr down with a drop toe hold! Charlie Marr goes down and Impact transitions right into the Millennial Incarceration! NO! Charlie frantically crawls to the nearby ropes! Impact back up however and so to is Charlie Marr! Impact forces Charlie Marr to the corner turnbuckle nearest to us! High knee delivered by Impact to Charlie Marr! Snapmare takedown now by Impact to Charile Marr! Grounded sleeper now being applied by Impact! Not an overly aggressive tactic that will lead to a victory at this point but certainly enough to wear you down the longer you’re trapped in it! The referee checking with Charlie Marr! Marr continuously insists he’s not quitting! Last week Charlie took exception to the fact that Impact was able to insert himself and our New man in charge, Drastik decided to make it happen with last entrant into the Extreme Elimination Chamber at stake! Charlie Marr trying to find another wind as he’s starting to work his way around to a situp position but Impact still has the sleeper hold applied! The strength of Marr as wills his way back up to a standing vertical base! Impact trying to stop the seemingly inevitable here! Charlie Marr now with a hard back elbow to the midsection of Impact! And another! Impact releases! HEADBUTT BY MARR! KNIFE-EDGED CHOP BY IMPACT! AND ANOTHER BY IMPACT! CHARLIE MARR WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM SHOT TO IMPACT! IMPACT WHIPS CHARLIE MARR TO THE ROPES! AND HIGH KNEE TO MARR COMING BACK!! CHARLIE MARR DOWN NOW! STANDING MOONSAULT BY IMPACT TO CHARLIE MARR! RIGHT IN TO THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!…….TWO!!!……KICKOUT!!
Kawajai: Impact immediately goes back on the offensive grabbing Charlie Marr up by his beard and sending a flurry of lefts and rights! Impact grabs up Charlie Marr now and then sends him back down with a headbutt! Now Impact still talking trash to Marr! But Marr shoves Impact off! Running knee lift sent to the midsection of Impact! Charlie Marr on the offensive with a high rise drop kick that sends Impact staggering back into the ropes! Marr back up as Impact was bouncing off the ropes! HEADMASTER! THE SPINEBUSTER BY CHARLIE MARR TO IMPACT! CHARLIE MARR HURRIES INTO THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!……TWO!!!…..KICKOUT!!
Nick Angel: Charlie Marr grabs up Impact and is looking for a snap suplex! But Impact is blocking the attempt! Impact shoves Charlie Marr off and STEP-UP ENZIGIRI TO CHARLIE MARR DELIVERED BEAUTIFULLY BY IMPACT AS MARR FALLS INTO THE ROPES! HERE COMES IMPACT!! TURNING TIDES!! THE FRANKENSTEINER!!! CHARLIE MARR DOWN AGAIN!! IMPACT STILL NOT DONE!!! IMPACT PICKS UP CHARLIE MARR AND A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER! AND MAN YOU CAN SEE CHARLIE MARR FELT THAT ONE!! HIS BACK REALLY SMARTING AFTER THAT ONE! Now Impact smirks as he looks out at the crowd clearly admiring his own work up to this point! He definitely drawing near one would have to think to finishing off Charlie Marr and earning the last entrant into the extreme elimination chamber that it’s only a matter of time! Charlie Marr using the ropes to pull himself up but Impact right there and he grabs Charlie and runs his face across the top rope! Rope burn! Charlie smarting after that! The referee admonishes Impact again and this time Impact shoves the referee! The referee tells Impact he’s the ref and to keep his hands off him! Impact turns back to Charlie Marr who delivers DEATH OR GLORY TO IMPACT! THE DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT TOOK IMPACT BY SURPRISE! IMPACT DOWN! CHARLIE MARR PICKS UP IMPACT AND WHIPS HIM BUT IT’S REVERSED BY IMPACT! MARR OFF THE ROPES AND RIGHT INTO A TILT THE WHIRL BACKBREAKER! IMPACT WITH THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!……TWO!!!…….KICKOUT!!
Kawajai: Impact grabs up Charlie Marr again! Knife-edged chops by Impact! But Charlie Marr not giving in he instead in firing back with some chops of his own! European uppercut by Charlie Marr! Knife-edged chop by Impact! Marr with another uppercut again to Impact! And another! Another! And one last uppercut for good measure! AND A BIG BOOT BY CHARLIE MARR THAT SENDS IMPACT DOWN TO THE CANVAS! CHARLIE MARR HAS IMPACT BACK UP HE’S GOING FOR CHARING CROSSING! THE FINISHER OF CHARLIE MARR THAT DISCUS LARIAT!! BUT IMPACT HAS IT WELL SCOUTED! IMPACT TRIPS UP CHARLIE MARR AND LOOKS TO PULL HIM IN!! HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! BUT CHARLIE MARR IS QUICK TO FIND THE ROPES TO AVOID THE DEVASTATING SUBMISSION HOLD! The referee admonishes Impact again and Impact gets in the face of the referee trying intimidate him! Charlie Marr recovering! Charlie Marr back to his feet! Impact still arguing with the referee! Marr goes to grab Impact sweeps his left leg back AND A LOW BLOW!! CHARLIE MARR JUST GOT CROTCHED!! I DON’T THINK THE REFEREE CAUGHT IT! NOW HE SUSPECTS BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW FOR SURE! AND A CLOTHESLINE SENDS CHARLIE MARR OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
Nick Angel: And they’re on the outside again! Impact taking it to Charlie Marr here! Charlie Marr’s head just bounced off the barricade courtesy of Impact! Impact whipping Charlie Marr who then collides hard with the ring steps! Charlie Marr dazed right now as Impact continues his onslaught with more closed fist rights to the face of Charlie Marr! Impact rolls Marr back into the ring just as the referee count reaches six! Impact slides in and now grabs the legs of Charlie Marr and turns him over! HE’S GOT HIM!! WALLS OF IMPACT! THE LIONTAMER!! CHARLIE MARR YELLS OUT IN COMPLETE AGONY!! HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL!! BUT CHARLIE MARR IS STILL TRYING TO INCH HIS WAY TO THE ROPES THROUGH ALL THAT PAIN!! AND HE’S DOING IT! HE HAS SUPERIOR UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO IMPACT AND HE’S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT! THE PAIN HAS STILL GOT TO BE ABSOLUTELY EXCRUCIATING!! HE’S ALMOST THERE! A LITTLE CLOSER, ANDDDDD…HE’S GOT IT! CHARLIE MARR HAS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! IMPACT STILL STOMPING AWAY AT CHARLIE MARR! CHARLIE TAKING A LOT OF PUNISHMENT IN THIS MATCH UP! IMPACT HAS LOOKED GREAT!
Kawajai: He absolutely has, Nick! He’s come out here and for the most part all business and is completely overwhelming this young man Charlie Marr! Marr made comments with regards to Impact being in the chamber match but there’s no doubt why he will be in it! He’s certainly got to be the biggest threat in the match given his history of winning chamber matches! The referee trying his best to keep order and Impact keeps tolling that fine line between being a good tactician to being the referee’s scapegoat for calling it down the middle! A clear cut winner would be the best case scenario here, obviously! Charlie Marr pulls himself up again on the ropes where he drapes himself on the top rope! Impact moves in but Charlie Marr throws a hard right at the face of Impact! Now an upper cut by Charlie Marr! Impact with another step-up enzigiri but it’s ducked by Charlie Marr this time! CHARLIE MARR HAS IMPACT!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT IS A SUCCESS AS IMPACT IS DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! MARR WITH THE COVER!! THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT AND THESE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!!
Referee: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!…..THRRRE-KICKOUT!!!
Nick Angel: IMPACT KICKS OUT OF CHARLIE MARR’S FINISHER! CHARLIE IS BESIDE HIMSELF AS HE PLACES HIS HANDS OVER HIS TEMPLE IN SHOCK!! I DON’T THINK THAT LAST PLACE ENTRANT IS MEANT TO BE FOR MISTER MARR! THAT MOVE HAS PUT PLENTY OF MEN DOWN IN AN ASSORTMENT OF MATCHES IN THE PAST!! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO PUT IMPACT AWAY!!??? MARR BACK UP THOUGH! HE’S DETERMINED TO FINISH THIS! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR DEATH AND GLORY AGAIN AS HE PICKS UP IMPACT! BUT NO!! EVISCERATION!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACE BUSTER!! NO!!! CHARLIE MARR BLOCKS IT! SMALL PACKAGE BY CHARLIE MARR!!
Referee: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!!……..THREE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Charlie Marr immediately rolls from the ring as a very angry and irate Impact immediately stands back up and kicks at the ropes as Charlie Marr raises his arms in victory and howls out in celebration as Impact goes back to argue with the referee.)
Bella Braxton: The winner of the match and gaining the last entrant in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Road To Redemption……CHARRRRRLIEEEE!!!! MARRRRRR!!!!
Kawajai: Wow, Nick! Two weeks in a row Charlie Marr has defied the odds and has found himself on the right side of two huge victories! Last week over the current World Heavyweight Champions, Rex, and now with the last entrant into the Chamber at stake Charlie Marr has just defeated one of the all time greats of this business, period, in Impact! Amazing!
Nick Angel: Charlie Marr has long turned that corner for what it takes to become a full fledged superstar in this company, but this just adds to the argument of whether we should start seriously going beyond just consideration of him being a future World Champion! He might just be on the road to the path of becoming one in a few weeks, Kawa!
Kawajai: Time will tell, Nick! Time will tell.
(One last shot shows Charlie Marr celebrating at the top of the stage as Impact begins to leave the ring in a huff still as the shot fades to black.)
Nick Angel: And with that being said, it hurts me to say that, for the last time, I am Nick Angel, this is Kawajai, and thank you for tuning in to Sunday Night Voltage. :mjcry:
Kawajai: It has been an honor and a privilege for the EAW Universe to welcome us into their homes for as long as you all have. We thank you for the opportunity and we can only hope to see you again one day soon.
Nick Angel: Take care, everybody.
(EAW logo buzzes)
