John Helms
(EAW intro plays.)
(As always, a recap of last week’s episode of Sunday Night Voltage begins to play: Minerva comes out to the ring to reinstate the Voltage Extreme Elimination Chamber, which leads Drake King to come out and respond. Minerva tries to persuade Drake by saying that she’s trying to bring the Chamber into New Eden’s favor because as soon as Captain Charisma comes back he’d reinstate it and use it against them. That’s when the rest of the confirmed combatants, Ryan Wilson, Jake Smith, Chris Elite, & Justin Windgate come out. Where they all engage in an intense argument with Minerva also giving Ryan a chance to fight for the National Elite Championship at the Christmas show before the show continues onward. In the first match of the night Lucas Johnson goes up against McCall Everett, where Lucas gets the win. Mary S. Atlas then has an interview where she’s unhappy about not being included in the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber, before Lucas Johnson interrupts her. After an argument, Mary lays out Lucas and warns him not to get in her business again. Kelin then fights Shane Gates in a match, where Shane comes out on top. Kirk Redwood then stumbles upon Shane Gates backstage, where Kirk pesters him enough for Shane to punch him out cold. Miku Sakai then has a birthday celebration which is interrupted by Harper Lee, where in the end Harper throws her into her own birthday cake and stands tall. Kirk Redwood then goes up against Jake Smith, where Jake comes out on top. The Ice Aces from Showdown are then in tag team action against Candice Blair & Danny Tanner, where Alex Myers joins at ringside to see Candice tap out Ayu Megumi. Candice then challenges Alex for Road To Redemption where Alex agrees under the contingency of it being an inferno match, which Candice accepts. Harper Lee and Drake King then face one another where in the end, Drake comes out with the victory. In ‘An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular’ preview, Chris Elite goes up against one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions in Xavier Williams, where Xavier wins and makes a huge statement at The Haircare Kings’ expense. Ms. Extreme then cuts a promo where she talks about the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber, revealing her weapon to be a red thunderbolt, allowing her to zap her opponents. Myles then comes out to talk about Cameron Ella Ava, before Cameron comes out and a huge brawl is started, with Myles barely escaping the wrath of the Hall of Famer. Then in the main event, Ryan Wilson goes up against Myles where Myles comes out on top, then to close to show, Minerva attacks Ryan to add insult to injury, with New Eden standing tall in the end to end the recap.)
(From the recap, the cameras open to the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Connecticut where the crowd goes absolutely berserk while the sounds of ‘33rd Blakk Glass’ by Sosmula and ZillaKami play to accompany it. A beautiful pyro array is shown on the stage before the cameras quickly pan around to get a closeup of the excited crowd in attendance tonight. After a while, the camera then goes to the broadcasting booth with Rich Russillo, James Peters, and Persephone.)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gents we are just TWO WEEKS away from one of the biggest Free-Per-Views of the Season, Road To Redemption! Welcoming you tonight to another star-studded episode of… SUNDAY NIGHT VOLTAGE!
Persephone: WHO GIVES A FLYING FU- FREAK! THIS IS THE LAST SHOW THAT NEW EDEN IS RUNNING BEFORE CAPTAIN CHARISMA COMES BACK! I HATE THE LOSER, BUT AT LEAST HE RAN THE SHOW BETTER THAN WHATEVER FREAK SHOW IS GOING ON HERE! WOO! I’M EXCITED!
James Peters: Well I’m certainly excited for that but we also can’t forget that despite that, we have some jam packed matches tonight. Where in our main event we have the Brand Warfare Territorial Invasion team for Voltage teaming up once again with The Haircare Kings, Justin Windgate, & Ryan Wilson who are all participating in the Extreme Elimination Chamber going up against Alex Myers, Candice Blair, Mary S. Atlas, & Danny Tanner in tag team action! Along with another Extreme Elimination Chamber preview match on the horizon with Holly Arrow going up against Rebecca Blackwell in a highly anticipated match.
Persephone: I DON’T CARE! I WOULDN’T GIVE A DAMN IF REX RETURNED FOR THIS SHOW- Actually, I would forget that I said that it hit too close to home :mjcry:. BUT WOO! FINALLY! THE TYRANNY IS OVER! LET’S GET THIS SHOW OVER WITH!
(Voltage fades to the stage, and ‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ by Shiro SAGISU hits, causing the same reaction that always follow this entrance music: extremely loud boos that fill the entire arena. After a few seconds, all three members of New Eden, Drake King, Myles, and Minerva, begin making their way out to the stage, immediately being met with even louder boos than before. All three members of New Eden are holding microphones in their hands, and they begin making their way down to the ring, completely ignoring the reaction from the crowd.)
James Peters: If nothing else, I’m glad that soon enough, we won’t have to deal with this anymore.
Rich Russillo: You’re right. We’ve had some fantastic matches, but that’s just because Voltage is full of such talented competitors. I don’t think anyone wants to see New Eden in charge anymore.
Persephone: Yeah.. As if not having Rexy wasn’t bad enough, I now have to give up 500 dollars just because of a word.
(All three members of New Eden finally enter the ring after walking up the steel steps, and soon after Myles begins to speak, knowing that the crowd won’t quiet down for them willingly.)
Myles: One month ago we promised to give you all the best wrestling show possible by taking control of Voltage, taking matters into our own hands and being responsible for the product that comes out every Sunday. We wanted to make sure that you guys got to watch a show that you could really be proud of. We wanted to make sure that for the next month, Voltage showcased its roster in a way that’s worthy of the title “Elite”, and now that this month is over and we’ve reached our final Voltage in charge of this show, I think I can say without a doubt.. That we’ve done exactly that. We’ve made sure that this show can actually succeed, even if that success is only for this month. We’ve made sure that Voltage can actually be a quality show and not just a huge mess every single week. We’ve done everything we could to make sure Voltage is actually a good show, and it worked. All the effort we put into this brand worked.
(The crowd continues booing, growing a bit louder than before just to show their disagreement with New Eden and the way they’ve ran Voltage for the past month. Myles doesn’t care at all, though.)
Myles: This past month has been refreshing, to say the least. We all know how Voltage has been under Captain Charisma, and I’m glad that for one month, we’ve been able to move away from that and put on a show that’s actually appealing. I’m glad that for this past month we were able to stray away from all of things that made Voltage more of Captain Charisma’s personal playground than an actual wrestling show. This past month has been about competition, and we’ve been able to see that now that Voltage isn’t crowded with a bunch of nonsense. Everyone’s just been doing their thing and wrestling, and it’s because this show hasn’t been full of things like pointless Championship matches, and while we can’t help that some people really want to be idiots and attack each other, these matches haven’t been full of a bunch of unnecessary violence, unless you count the whole Alex Myers fireball incident…
(Myles looks over at Minerva before continuing.)
Myles: .. Even though Candice Blair probably deserves it.
(The crowd boos louder than before, but Minerva nods her head in agreement with Myles as the Cash in the Vault briefcase holder continues to speak.)
Myles: This has been an extremely successful month for Voltage, and I hope that going forward this brand is allowed to continue being successful, and continue being the best show in EAW. This past month has been
not just Voltage, but EAW at its best. This month has showcased what wrestling is really about, and I really want things to stay that way. Hopefully, when we go out of power people continue to keep things pure, and Captain Charisma sees just how much better his product has been once our vision was allowed to be realized, even if this was only a taste of it. We really do want this show to be better, and for the last few weeks, it has been.
(The crowd continues booing.)
Persephone: I don’t know what it’ll take for these New Eden morons to get it through their thick skulls that nobody likes them or wants them in charge of anything, but when Captain Charisma gets back he better not give them or anyone else, except me, a chance to run this brand again.
James Peters: Except you?
Persephone: Yes.
James Peters: :lupe: I don’t even want to know what you’d do with this show.
(The crowd continues booing loudly, and as they continue booing, Minerva begins to speak.)
Minerva: That’s right, every week that we’ve been in charge has been an improvement. Every week has been a step up from the filth that was put on television every single week. None of you knew any better. You still don’t. There’s still going to be doubters, and people that refuse to see things our way, but we got what we wanted and that’s what’s most important right now. We got the opportunity to show everyone that this brand CAN be better than it was for the past few years, and we didn’t let that opportunity go to waste. Voltage has been a toxic environment for years, no different from Showdown and Dynasty. This place was horrible without us, and a return to the state Voltage was in before we gained control of the brand, is simply Voltage losing all of the progress that’s been made towards actual greatness. I hope that Captain Charisma knows better. All three of us do, but no matter what happens when Captain Charisma returns, it’s important that everyone in this arena, and everyone else continuing to watch this show begins to understand the kind of improvements we’ve brought to this show. It’s important that everyone realizes just how much better Voltage could be when it’s not being run by someone as corrupt as Voltage’s Commissioner.
Minerva: By Road to Redemption we’re not going to be in charge of this show anymore, but that show is still going to be a major step for us, and it’s all because of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. The Chamber containing four of the people that have been standing against us since this season started, and some of the biggest thorns in our side. I made it clear why this match is even happening, so I hope none of you get the wrong idea. New Eden is going to walk into Road to Redemption and destroy all of our enemies once and for all, because there’s no better way to end 2021 than by putting all of our biggest critics in one match and putting an end to them. I’m looking forward to that match, and to the competition that’ll come with all four of our opponents, and most importantly, I’m looking forward to making sure that the EAW Championship doesn’t go anywhere.
(Minerva looks over at Drake, and despite Minerva’s own enthusiasm about the upcoming Extreme Elimination Chamber match, it’s still very clear that Drake is annoyed by what happened last week, and the fact that the match has been reinstated. It takes a few seconds for Drake to speak, but once he does, he looks right at Minerva.)
Drake King: This match shouldn’t even be happening. We had the power to make sure to really uphold our own ideas and make sure that nobody challenges for this title, and instead you went and reinstated a match that we’ve always been against. We don’t need Extreme Elimination Chambers, and we don’t need pointless Championship matches being handed out for no reason. Now, Voltage gets to have both, all in one stupid match.
(Drake turns away from Minerva, and it’s clear that she’s not too happy, but she allows him to continue anyway.)
Drake King: WHY do these people need to keep being given Championship opportunities? This place is supposed to be so much more than a bunch of worthless title matches, and because of stuff like this all the greed that’s been plaguing this company is being allowed to get an opportunity to push themselves to the forefront of the brand. All these greedy, and horrible people like Chris Elite, Ryan Wilson, Justin Windgate and Jake Smith are getting a chance to become World Champion, even though every single one of them either held a Championship or competed for one this season. Not only are they all competing in a pointless Chamber match that nobody besides Ryan Wilson even cared about up until now, but they’re all going to be in Championship matches RIGHT AFTER IT, as if an opportunity at the EAW Championship just wasn’t enough. Ryan Wilson has a National Elite Championship match after Road to Redemption. Jake Smith and Chris Elite have a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships after Road to Redemption. Justin Windgate… Well he’s a drug addict, so he should really be in rehab or whatever right now.
(The crowd immediately begins booing even louder after the comment about Justin Windgate, but Drake doesn’t seem to care as he’s already not happy about the situation regarding Road to Redemption and the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Minerva sighs hearing Drake speak, and the National Elite Champion goes to begin speaking again..)
Minerva: Drake-
(..But before she could say much of anything, Drake stops her, cutting her off. Minerva clearly doesn’t like this, but Myles puts his hand on her shoulder, trying to calm down Minerva as she looks at Myles. Minerva looks back at Drake, pretty much fuming as he continues to speak.)
Drake King: Since you insist on having this Chamber go forward, I’m going to be a team player. In fact, I’ll prove how much of a team player I am by not overriding your decision to have the Extreme Elimination Chamber, even if I really should.
(The crowd cheers for once, not because of Drake or any of New Eden, but because of the Extreme Elimination Chamber match still being on the table.)
Drake King: In fact, I’ll take it one step further. Minerva, you and I are starting the match.
(This causes the cheers to grow louder, and while at this point Minerva’s pissed off, she doesn’t say anything. Drake walks up to Minerva, looking her dead in the eye before continuing to speak.)
Drake King: At least now there’ll never be a point in the match where we’re isolated, since you INSIST this match happen.
(While the tension is extremely high for a moment, it’s all brought to a halt as Drake turns away from Minerva, facing the crowd. Despite him clearly being unhappy, Drake puts a smile on his face before addressing the crowd.)
Drake King: Enjoy the show.
(‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ hits, and Drake King begins to make his way out of the ring, but Myles and Minerva don’t follow behind right away. They actually look towards one another for a moment, and while they don’t say anything, they both seem to understand what the other is thinking very clearly.)
James Peters: Well… It looks like Drake King and Minerva are starting this match. Honestly, I don’t really know what to think about what we just saw.
Rich Russillo: Me neither, but whatever’s going on between New Eden, I don’t really know if I feel for them whatsoever.
Persephone: I sure don’t. They’re annoying as hell, and I’d love it if this Chamber match ended with at least two-thirds of New Eden finally getting what they deserve.
(Myles and Minerva leave the ring, making their way up the ramp behind Drake as the crowd continues to boo. As New Eden makes their way back up the ramp and to the backstage area, Voltage fades away from ringside for the first time in the night.)
(Promotional ad for Road to Redemption, promoting the EAW Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber.)
(Sunday Night Voltage fades back into the arena where the sounds of ‘New Tank’ by Playboi Carti is heard blasting through the speakers of the Mohegan Sun Arena to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos being rained down from the crowd as a result. It isn’t long after that Jay Jerry Johnson is then seen beginning to make his way out to the stage with a smirk on his face as he does so. He dons his wrestling gear tonight, ready to go to work against McCall Everett and also has that to concern himself with, but that match isn’t exactly on his mind at the moment. He stands at the center of the stage, raising a hand in the air and letting the reaction towards him soak in while he stands there, before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well here comes Jay tonight who is here to speak his mind about his upcoming New Breed Championship match at Road To Redemption. Of course, we know he has a lot of ground to recover seeing what happened on Saturday Night Showdown. In case you didn’t see it, we have a new Champion in the form of Jon Kelton who managed to get the victory over Amir Yusuf in a tough fought match for the both of them. That’s something that has very clearly crossed Jay’s mind, and in my eyes is something that has to shift his game plan alongside it.
James Peters: Different match, same incentive. Jay knows that Kelton is going to be one hell of a challenge to surpass and just like Amir, I know he’s going to be doing everything to make sure that he stands on top as the New Breed Champion regardless of who he’s facing. Jay is walking into one of the biggest matches of his career, and I don’t think he wants to let anyone down, I think he wants to show why he deserves it.
Persephone: Deserves it??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Did you not see that pisspoor performance that he had two weeks ago against Johnny Andrews? Is that New Breed Championship material? That’s what I thought, it was an EMBARRASSMENT to our brand. If this is the person that’s going to be representing our brand as New Breed Champion, then I’m sorry, I’d rather have no representation at all.
(Jay makes his way around the ring, looking around while he points at the crowd maintaining a smirk on his face before he begins to make his way up the steel steps. He grabs onto the ropes before looking out from the apron, looking at the cesspool of people before entering into the ring. He takes a spin around before he spreads his arms out with the utmost confidence in every gesture that he does, showing off his charisma to his peak he then makes his way over to the edge of the ring and snatches a microphone from the Timekeeper’s area. ‘New Tank’ then begins to come to a close while Jay stands at the center of the ring, gripping his microphone in his hand before he begins to speak.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: I know a lot of you have questions and I’m out here tonight to give you some answers. How does Triple J feel about the recent changes to the New Breed Championship match? Well, I don’t think I need to tell you the answer to that, I just don’t give a damn. I’ll admit, as you saw on Showdown when I took a visit to see what was going down, I was taken by surprise with Amir losing and frankly, I found it quite disappointing seeing the type of game that he was talking about when I encountered him two weeks ago. But you know what? It tells a lot about him, and it’s clear that he just wasn’t the fit for the challenge that I set out for when it came to Road To Redemption. I’m looking to face the best of the best, people that will give me a fight and take me to my limit, and it became more apparent as time went on that Amir Yusuf was not going to do that for me. But regardless, it didn’t matter much to me in the first place who I was facing at Road To Redemption. It could be Amir, Kelton, or hell maybe even The Woogieman; I got enough smoke to go around and everyone is going to get that work from me and they will see me at my very best.
Jay Jerry Johnson: I will fight till the day’s end and I will face anyone who decides to get in the way of my inevitable endgame that I have sought for the longest time for, and that’s seizing and standing tall with the New Breed Championship in hand one way or another. Ever since I laid my eyes on it, I knew that this was the Championship that would fit perfectly around my waist and I made sure that I made it known that it was going to be mine someday, and the puzzle pieces fit perfectly with the goal that I had set in my mind. This Championship now, it means a lot to me, so much more than a simple material possession. And don’t even get me started on this match, this match means the world to me as well. This is my breakout moment, this is the biggest that I’ve accumulated in my entire career and I set high expectations for myself in the process just like I know everyone who has laid their eyes on me has.
Jay Jerry Johnson: They expect me to fight to succeed just as much as I do, and I assure each and everyone of you that it is exactly how it’s going to go. This is my time, nobody else’s time, this is the start of the legacy that I’m going to build for Triple J and it starts by turning heads and making sure that the attention is on me. Kelton is going to get hell, I am going to make sure that I give him hell and that he witnesses it firsthand when the time comes. He may not think of me as the best fit for a challenger, but I will have no problem showing him exactly what I’ve been saying for weeks now. Kelton has had more than enough time to redeem himself, he’s had years and the best that he could get out of it is the New Breed Championship, if that is really the case considering the person that he builds himself up to be, then in my eyes? He doesn’t deserve anything at all and I will enforce that by happily taking away the Championship that does not belong to him and putting it into my possession.
Jay Jerry Johnson: There is a lot that I’m fighting for in the weeks leading up to Road To Redemption which means that there can absolutely be zero error in my efforts. I need to prove myself and show that I am more than ready for what’s in store for me and that’s something that I know I can do, because I trust my abilities enough to pull me through and help me succeed. They’ll learn soon enough that I’m not someone to sleep on, that this isn’t going to be as pleasant as they expected and I am most definitely going to give them a fight that they’ll remember. It starts with McCall Everett tonight, and then it will finish off with Jon Kelton when I come out on top on both occasions. It’s not going to come easy for someone like myself, and I welcome the challenge, let’s just hope that they’re ready for the challenge that I return to them in the process.
(‘New Tank once again plays up while Jay Jerry Johnson drops his microphone down to the ground while the crowd continues to shower their collective cheers and boos down on him. He has a determined look on his face while he looks at the stage and tears away his jacket while he prepares himself inside the ring.)
Rich Russillo: What a statement being made by Jay tonight, he doesn’t plan to be denied and he is aspiring to make himself known one way or another, and if that means kicking it up to a higher gear I’m sure that he’s going to have zero problem doing that as well.
Persephone: :francis: The only thing I’m hoping to see from him is the dirt sheets saying that he’s released, frankly that should be the case for everyone on this roster they just suck that bad. But oh well.
James Peters: Back to what Rich said, Jay will get to put that to the test tonight against the aforementioned McCall Everett. We’re in store for one hell of a match which will be underway right after this commercial break!
(A commercial is shown for YouTube where they remove dislikes just like those certain people that successfully managed to scam money out of Ronan Malosi’s pockets.)
(Sunday Night Voltage comes back from commercial break to ‘New Tank’ by Playboi Carti playing in the background while Jay Jerry Johnson is seen in the ring. He, of course, is there from the previous segment while he’s getting ready for the next match at hand. He warms up his limbs and shakes himself off in his corner while he looks towards the stage. Meanwhile, the camera pans over to see Bella Braxton standing at the center of the ring, ready to announce the next match on deck.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following SINGLES MATCH is a contest set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 198 pounds… THE ‘CHARISMATIC ARTIST’… JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As we saw before the commercial break, Jay had a lot of words to say regarding his future as he staked a claim and was dead set on becoming the next New Breed Champion through hell or high water in the process. But we know damn well that’s not something that’s going to be such an easy task for him to do.
James Peters: Well, that’s life for you. But before he can get to any of that he needs to focus on the goal at hand for tonight. This victory is a must if he wants to legitimize himself and prove that he stands a chance against Jon Kelton at Road To Redemption. Before he can concern himself with anything regarding the Free-Per-View, he needs to cross this bridge first.
Persephone: After seeing everything that he’s said and done so far, I hope that bridge collapses and he plummets right into the ocean and drowns. He doesn’t deserve any of this and he couldn’t have made that more evident with his sheer stupidity. Now you know what he’s going to do? Choke against one of the worst on the roster, it’s an evil world we live in.
(‘New Tank’ then begins to come to a close before being replaced by ‘Best Damn Thing’ by the greatest artist of all time and world renowned pop punk queen Avril ‘GOAT’ Lavigne begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to thunderous cheers from the crowd in response to seeing McCall Everett energetically running out to the stage. She has her arms spread out with a skateboard in her right hand while she hypes up the crowd in attendance right now and gets them up on their feet. She then looks towards the ring, turning her cap backwards while she takes a deep breath, before skateboarding down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Enumclaw, Washington… weighing in at 107 pounds… ‘SKATER GURL’… MCCALL EVERETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well I think we can all admit that it hasn’t been the brightest start to McCall’s EAW career so far. She’s unfortunately gotten the short end of the stick on two occasions so far but the only thing that it does for her is energize her. She has a heart of gold and continues to keep pushing through anything that is thrown her way and in my eyes, that’s an example of a model Elitist.
James Peters: But at the same time, getting a win is something that is absolutely necessary for McCall tonight. Not only will she be getting her first victory in EAW, but she’ll also be beating a Championship contender which would prove a lot to her peers and the people around her. There’s a lot she’s fighting for tonight, but by the looks of things, I think she’s up for the challenge.
Persephone: Usually being the relegated scapegoat for this company I’d say, “get ready for failure McCall Everett!” But by the looks of things this seems to be an equal match, so I’m just not going to say anything about it.
(McCall skids to a stop at the bottom of the ramp while she scoops up her skateboard and enthusiastically jumps up the steel steps and climbs up to the top rope. McCall raises her skateboard up in the air while waving her arms around before she jumps down off the top rope and onto the canvas. McCall kicks her skateboard away and begins to take off her entrance attire, making her way towards her corner while ‘Best Damn Thing’ begins to come to a close. After both competitors are set for the match, the referee then goes to signal for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go, this match is officially underway! Both Jay and McCall are beginning to circle around the ring, both of them scouting the competition before beginning to approach one another at the center of the ring. They look to engage in a collar-and-elbow tie up, but it’s Jay that grabs McCall by her head before sending a knee towards her abdomen! McCall stumbles back while Jay makes her way forward, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING MCCALL RESPONDS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF JAY KEEPING HIM AT BAY!
James Peters: McCall running forward now and beginning to send a barrage of forearm strikes towards Jay in hopes of continuing the offense towards him! Jay tries to block to the best of his abilities, before sending another knee towards her! McCall is forced to double over, BEFORE JAY RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE PLANTING MCCALL ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SUNSET FLIP BOMB!
Persephone: Seriously, what’s the point of a Sunset Flip Bomb? Couldn’t you do a, well I don’t know… a regular Powerbomb??? You don’t have to be overly extravagant about it.
James Peters: Never seen someone so mad over a regular move that everyone had.
Persephone: Wait until you hear my opinion on the Moonsault Curb Stomp.
Rich Russillo: :roman: McCall launches off of the canvas but quickly backs herself up towards the corner before anything else can happen. McCall helping herself up while Jay rises up, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! Jay isn’t done though, grabbing McCall by her arm once more and sending her towards the opposite pair of the ropes! BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE TO THE CORNER TO TAKE OFF MCCALL’S HEAD!
James Peters: But McCall manages to move out of the way before that can connect, forcing Jay to collide with the turnbuckles! Jay turns around, BUT MCCALL LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW OF JAY TAKING HIM OFF GUARD! McCall grabs Jay by his arm before sending him towards the ropes with an Irish whip!
Persephone: But he throws himself over the top rope and is bailing out of this match!
Rich Russillo: But Jay manages to use the momentum to flip himself over the top rope and land on the apron to counteract McCall! JAY SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES! BUT MCCALL RUNS FORWARD AND KICKS JAY OUT FROM BENEATH HIM SENDING HIM TUMBLING OFF THE APRON AND TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
James Peters: Jay is trying to collect himself on the outside, but that seems to be a struggle for him while he looks towards the ring and checks to see what McCall happens to have up her sleeve right now. MCCALL RUNNING FORWARD TOWARDS JAY ON THE OUTSIDE WHILE SHE LOOKS TO PULL A BIG MOVE OUT OF HER ARSENAL, THE TOPE CON HILO!
Persephone: BUT SHE MISSES LIKE A BOZO! BATTLE OF THE LOSERS I TELL YOU!
Rich Russillo: But before she can launch off, Jay grabs ahold of her legs before pulling her down and out of the ring! Jay keeps ahold of McCall while he keeps her up on her feet, BEFORE TAKING HER AND THROWING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST TO COMPLETELY KNOCK HER DOWN TO THE MAT! This is the one chance that Jay needed to capitalize, GRABBING MCCALL BY HER HEAD AS HE SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON THIS TIME BEFORE ROLLING HER INTO THE THE RING TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT ON THE INSIDE FOR NOW!
James Peters: Jay jumps up onto the apron before climbing up to the top rope, positioning himself and getting himself ready for something! JAY LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKING TO TAKE MCCALL DOWN ON THE GROUND WITH A STANDING BLOCKBUSTER! Jay isn’t done though, McCall barely bringing her head up trying to fight through the pain that she’s feeling right now, BUT JAY IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK NOW BEFORE SENDING A BRUTAL BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO HER FACE TO COMPLETELY TAKE HER OUT!
Persephone: Bicycle Knee? That looked like he accidentally slipped and fell, but yeah, sure, regardless he missed so it doesn’t really matter to begin with.
Rich Russillo: McCall rolls out of the way before she gets back up to her feet, RUNNING TOWARDS JAY AND GRABBING AHOLD OF HIM BEFORE DRILLING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A THUNDEROUS TORNADO DDT! Jay grabbing his head and trying to recover, BUT MCCALL SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! Jay is stunned while McCall sends him into an Irish whip!
James Peters: Jay grabs McCall by her arm before sending her to the ropes with an Irish whip attempt of his own, but before that’s successful McCall manages to grip onto the top rope before she can rebound off of them and into the grasp of Jay! JAY RUNNING FORWARD AND BRINGING HIS LEG UP ATTEMPTING TO BOOT MCCALL IN THE FACE OUT OF NOWHERE! BUT MCCALL MANAGES TO SLIP UNDER THAT BEFORE GRABBING JAY AND ROLLING HIM UP INTO A SCHOOLGIRL PIN ATTEMPT! SHOULDERS DOWN! COULD MCCALL PULL OFF THE QUICK VICTORY HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Persephone: But the incompetence knows no bounds, Lay Lerry Lohnson kicks out.
Rich Russillo: BUT JAY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! Jay scrambling up to a knee realizing the trouble that he finds himself in, BUT HE FALLS RIGHT INTO MCCALL’S TRAP WITH HER SENDING A EMPHATIC SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW TO DROP HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Jay slowly attempts to get up, mustering the strength to continue on while he attempts to set his sights on McCall!
James Peters: BUT MCCALL LAUNCHES OFF OF THE ROPES BEFORE DROPPING JAY DOWN TO THE GROUND, CONNECTING WITH A BEAUTIFUL SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT WHICH IS TRANSITIONED INTO A REVERSE DDT!
(McCall heaves herself up to a knee while the crowd goes berserk for her, looking down at Jay she realizes one thing and one thing only: that more than ever, this might be the best chance that she has when it comes to coming out on top in victory. McCall nods her head lightly before dropping down and rolling herself towards the apron, gripping onto the ropes and beginning to help herself up while Jay is trying to get a sense of where he is in the first place. What he doesn’t know is that he’s managed to stumble right into the position that McCall wanted her in.)
Persephone: This is like The Woogieman, where they like a loser way too much…
Rich Russillo: MCCALL LEAPING OFF OF THE ROPES ONCE MORE AND GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! THE FINISHING MOVE OF MCCALL EVERETT IS PRIMED AND READY FOR JAY JERRY JOHNSON TO FALL VICTIM TO!
James Peters: ‘PRETTY VISITOR!’
Rich Russillo: JAY MANAGES TO CATCH MCCALL IN MIDAIR BEFORE SHE COULD CONNECT WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER INTO A HUGE CUTTER THAT COMPLETELY KNOCKS MCCALL OUT COLD! Jay isn’t done though, grabbing McCall’s limp body by her hair while he heaves her back up to her feet, possibly looking to set her up for something big as an exclamation point to cap off this match…
James Peters: ‘YKHM ENDING!’ EMERALD FLOWSION CONNECTS DROPPING MCCALL DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR GOOD MEASURE! JAY COLLAPSES DOWN OVER THE BODY OF MCCALL, PINNING HER SHOULDERS DOWN AND GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE IT FOR THIS MATCH?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘New Tank’ then begins to play up once more while Jay Jerry Johnson manages to pull himself off of McCall Everett and get himself up to a seated position. He grabs his head in pain trying to fight it to the best of his ability, but in the end its ultimately something that he’s just going to have to shrug off while the referee makes their way over to help him up. Jay gets his hand raised in victory while he has a smirk on his face, dusting his hands while he begins his celebration.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Yeah, whatever, I’m just glad this match is over.
Rich Russillo: What a match! Jay and McCall gave it their all in hopes of continuing their road in Elite Answers Wrestling and seeking a win. They weren’t content with going down so easily and that led to a battle of warrior spirit where in the end, it was Jay that proved he had the strongest will out of the two of them that pushed him further.
James Peters: And you just know Jon Kelton has to be watching from home right now, taking some notes and preparing himself for what’s to come when Road To Redemption comes around the corner. If he didn’t know now, now he does, and that’s the fact that Jay Jerry Johnson is coming after the New Breed Championship. But focusing back in on the present moment, congratulations to Jay for his victory here tonight!
(Jay rolls out of the ring, raising his hands in the air with a smile which shows his happiness after the victory that he just obtained. From there, he then turns around and makes his way to the backstage area. McCall Everett is then seen in the ring being helped up by the referee, looking up at Jay taking his leave with a pained expression on her face while she tries to tend to her own wounds. Jay is seen making his way up the ramp and to the stage before he’s stopped.)
Rich Russillo: Oh lord, here comes the man of the hour…
(Jon Kelton is seen making his way out from the backstage area, approaching Jay while he has the New Breed Championship resting on his shoulder. Jay stands as still as a statue, his smirk dissipating into a serious expression while he looks at him. Kelton simply looks him up and down, before looking over at his New Breed Championship and scoffing.)
Jon Kelton: (Off-Mic) You think you deserve this? I just beat the person that you were supposed to be facing, I have no problem beating you too.
Jay Jerry Johnson: (Off-Mic) I told you, that no matter who it is you’re getting this smoke. I don’t give a damn about Amir anymore, YOU’RE the priority more than anything else.
(Kelton sighs before patting Jay on the back, which he quickly shoves away, before turning around and walking off, turning around and saying some parting words alongside his leave.)
Jon Kelton: (Off-Mic) I have no problem picking off where Amir left off, see you at Road To Redemption.
(Jay continues to stand there, staring at Kelton and watching him disappear through the backstage area. Jay shakes his head before following him and taking his leave as well. It’s the last shot seen before Sunday Night Voltage begins to come to a close from there.)
(Promotional ad for Road to Redemption, where Jon Kelton defends the New Breed Championship against Jay Jerry Johnson.)
(The camera cuts back to ringside as Kelin is making his way to the ring to loud cheers for the crowd for singles action. A local competitor is already in the ring waiting for the match to begin as Bella Braxton makes Kelin’s introduction.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the opponent! He is from Yoakum, Texas! Weighing in at 218 pounds. He is THE SHOW STEALER…KEEEELLLLLLLIIIIIINNNN!
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Voltage. As we see Kelin making his way to the ring for what can be considered a Special Attraction match here on Voltage.
Persephone: For once, I’ll agree with you. This is a special match, but I bet your meaning of special and mine are probably not the same.
Rich Russillo: You aren’t going to let up are you? Kelin is a great talent and we are lucky to have him on Voltage. Tonight he gets a chance to show what exactly he can do in the ring once again.
(Kelin enters the ring and continues to hype the crowd for a quick second before taking his corner and getting checked by the referee. When the ref is done, they call for the bell to start the match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell rings and here we go! This is going to be an interesting match up to show what Kelin can truly do in the ring against another up and coming wrestler. The men lock up in the center of the ring with Kelin taking the early advantage with a side headlock.
Persephone: Who in the world is this other guy? Don’t we even know his name? I don’t understand why he was brought in here. I think we have enough losers around here contractually obligated to come out here and look stupid. I don’t see the point.
Rich Russillo: Kelin whips him into the ropes and catches him with a beautiful dropkick to the jaw and takes him down to the mat. For the people watching at home who missed part of the introductions that happened during the commercial break, Kelin’s opponent’s name is Todd Jelavic. Before you start, Percy, it’s pronounced yell-a-vich because I know you are going to say something.
Persephone: He can pronounce it how he wants, he still sucks. It’s a dumb name.
James Peters: That’s rich coming from you, but let’s get back to this match. Kelin has complete control of this match and he picks up Todd and takes him back down with a quick snap suplex. Now it’s Kelin’s turn to hit the ropes before he drops the leg across the throat of Jelavic. Kelin decides to not go for the cover and once again whips Jelavic into the ropes, but Jelavic holds on. Nice instinct.
Rich Russillo: You might have spoken too soon because look at Kelin. Kelin runs full speed and HITS HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT TAKES HIM OVER THE TOP AND OUT OF THE RING!! WHAT SPEED AND CREATIVITY FROM KELIN!
James Peters: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! They are going wild for Kelin. He calls himself the Show Stealer and he might be on his way to stealing this one. He’s learning very quickly to stay on the attack. Kelin jumps to the floor and rolls his opponent back into the ring. His opponent makes it to his feet and Kelin goes for some type of springboard move, but we won’t be able to guess what it is because Jelavic rolls out of the way. But not before catching Kelin and getting him into a backslide.
Persephone: What was the point of that if he’s gonna kick out before one? It was stupid that’s what. He’s just prolonging the inevitable. Just get on your back and let him finish the job.
James Peters: I bet you’ve heard that a few times yourself. :mjlol:
Persephone: You better watch your mouth, old man, or I will knock those false teeth of yours so far out of your mouth that they will land in the tenth row.
Rich Russillo: Kelin got back to his feet very quickly and CATCHES TODD ON THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK!! Jelavic had his hands down and everything. He took the whole boot right in the face. He is back on the mat and you have to believe that he is seeing stars.
James Peters: Kelin isn’t through. He drags the poor dazed kid to his feet and tries to whip him into the turnbuckle, but somehow his opponent counters. That’s a shocker. Kelin in the corner. His opponent rushes in at full speed but Kelin jumps and is sitting on his shoulders. Is Kelin looking for a victory roll? NOPE!! KELIN MOVES AND FLIPS BACKWARDS!! HIS OPPONENT SPIKED ON HIS HEAD WITH THE POISONRANA!!
Persephone: Why should we be so concerned if one of these losers lands on their head? None of them have anything to hurt up there. Do know what you get when you combine Kelin’s brain and the brains of Mr. Ham and Eggs? NO VACANCY AND A FOR RENT SIGN! They are both morons and idiots. I hope they both go away and never come back. Hurry up and end this horrible match!
Rich Russillo: Will you calm down? I think that Kelin is ready to end this match right here right now. Kelin is waiting for his opponent to get to his feet. He’s up and Kelin is full speed ahead and… BAM!
James Peters: BUSAIKU KNEE STRIKE! RIGHT ON TARGET! HIS OPPONENT CAN PICK UP HIS TEETH IN SECTION 127 AND HIS CONSCIOUSNESS IN SECTION 111. HE IS OUT! KELIN GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOO!!
THHRRRREEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Forever” starts to play again as Kelin rolls off his opponent and stands while the referee raises his arm in victory.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…KELIN!
James Peters: Domination at its finest! Kelin showed that he is a competitor ready to make a statement. He did not let up since the bell rang. He won this match with a lot of style and flare.
Persephone: Oh who cares!! Get him out of the ri…OH GREAT! Now the moron has a microphone. Keep the EMS ready just in case he bursts some brain cells trying to form a sentence.
(Kelin goes to the timekeeper and motions for a microphone. Seconds later, Kelin is standing back in the center of the ring.)
Kelin: Let me tell you guys that it feels so good to get a win here tonight on Voltage.
(The crowd cheers louder in support of the young rookie and his enthusiasm.)
Kelin: The victory is amazing, but being able to do it here in EAW is the dream of a lifetime. I might be new around here, but I am more determined than ever to prove to everybody that I belong here in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Kelin: As of right now, I unfortunately do not find myself on the card for Road to Redemption.
(The crowd lets out a boo for the chance of Kelin not being at Road to Redemption.)
Kelin: Hold on. Hold on. I’m not mad and I’m not going to let this deter me because I have another idea. Just because I’m not on Road to Redemption doesn’t mean I can’t continue wanting to build myself to becoming the best competitor I can be. That’s where my idea comes in.
Kelin: Next week on Voltage, I’m issuing an open challenge to face anybody on the roster.
(The crowd cheers in approval for the Open Challenge.)
Kelin: It doesn’t matter to me who it is. I’m ready to show what I can do. Come on! Who will it be?
(Kelin turns to the entrance ramp and waits to see if anybody will accept the challenge. After a few moments of silence and waiting, “Best Damn Thing” by Avril Lavigne starts to play as McCall Everett makes her way to the ring.)
James Peters: Well, it seems to me that we might have ourselves a challenge in the Skater Gurl McCall Everett. We saw her in action earlier tonight against Jay Jerry Johnson.
Persephone: So why in the world is she back? I’ve had enough of this punk skater wannabe. Doesn’t she need to hang out at some grungy skate park eating nachos or something? She just needs to get as far away from me and this company as she possibly can.
Rich Russillo: Regardless of your negativity towards her, McCall is also opening some eyes around here. Not just with her unique presentation, but with her wrestling ability. I’m curious about what she might have to say.
(McCall walks over to the timekeeper’s table and grabs a microphone of her own before entering the ring. Kelin is standing there with an intrigued and interested look on his face.)
McCall Everett: Kelin. Let me start off by saying that I completely understand where you are getting at. I’m also not on the Road to Redemption card and I am just as hungry and determined as you are to prove myself in EAW. Let’s face it. We’re both the new kids on the block around here and sometimes we have to find different ways to show what we can do.
(Kelin steps up to McCall in a non malicious manner, wondering what she’s thinking.)
Kelin: So how do you suggest we do that?
McCall Everett: Easy. We go out there against each other and have the best match possible. That’ll prove that we belong.
Kelin: So…does that mean…
(McCall extends her hand with a smirk on her face.)
McCall Everett: Exactly. I accept your open challenge for next week. Now how about we go out there and tear the roof off the joint.
(Kelin doesn’t waste any time accepting the handshake from McCall.)
Kelin: We know what we have to do now. Good luck next week.
McCall Everett: And may the best person win.
(The crowd cheers for the acceptance of the open challenge and the forthcoming match next week.)
James Peters: What an interesting development we have for next week on Voltage.
Persephone: Is it, though?
Rich Russillo: Of course it is! Next week on Voltage we have two great and promising rookies facing off. Kelin versus McCall Everett. That is a match we do not want to miss. Nobody go away because we will be right back with more Voltage action.
(The final scene shows McCall and Kelin still shaking hands as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Sunday Night Voltage takes the camera to the backstage area of the Mohegan Sun Arena, taking us to an undisclosed portion where two familiar faces are seen walking through the halls. Holly Arrow is seen with a smile on her face while the crowd boos loudly for her, while she cradles Josh The Pomeranian in his arms, which triggers an even louder negative reception towards the dog because for some reason the EAW Universe just doesn’t like him, why? Well, it’s something we’ll never know, he’s probably just annoying in all honesty. There’s nothing much that they’re doing at the moment, although Holly has a match against Rebecca Blackwell later in the night, that’s not something that’s on their mind at the moment. What they’re doing right now, is having some bonding time while they take a stroll throughout the arena, minding their own business and not having a care in the world as they should. Everything seems fine, it’s all peace and quiet for them, until something appears to have caught Josh’s attention. Holly gets startled by Josh loudly barking as she stops in her tracks.)
Holly Arrow: AH! JOSH! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!
???: NO WAY!
(Josh unusually scrambles out of the arms of Holly after hearing the oh so familiar voice before successfully managing to slip off and plop right down to the floor. Holly tries to reach out for him but Josh is already speed hobbling away from her, seeming to be attracted to the voice while Holly is in pure confusion trying to see what’s happening. It then goes to show Josh leaping in the air majestically into the arms of somebody that should be self explanatory. The crowd begins to boo even louder while it’s revealed that it’s Jake Smith who clutches ahold of him in an emotional reunion. While he’d be getting ready for his match right now, it seems that they’ve coincidentally crossed paths and this seems to be the only thing on Jake’s mind right now.)
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK!
Jake Smith: I MISS YOU TOO BUDDY! I MISS YOU TOO! OH MAN DO WE HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO- Oh dear…
(Jake then looks up while he crouches down to hold onto Josh to see Holly has approached the both of them. She’s looking down at them while she has her eyebrow raised in the process, and it’s clear that Jake’s look of happiness is slowly beginning to dissipate as well as he sees the familiar face. Jake sighs and begins to stand up from his position, dusting himself off while he looks at her. Josh then turns around and runs right back towards Holly, who scoops him up in her arms before focusing her attention back on Jake. It’s a tense situation between the two of them, it’s clear that despite their previous encounters that they’ve had with one another, they’re not on the best of terms especially considering how their brief stint as a tag team seemed to have panned out for both of them. It’s complete and utter silence for the moment, none of them want to really say anything to one another and it seems more awkward than a casual meeting between two peers. It’s gotten so tense, that Josh isn’t even borking anymore, which is a scary sight. Finally, Holly has enough and decides to speak up while Jake just crosses his arms with a stern look on his face while she does so.)
Holly Arrow: You know, if Josh really likes you that much, I don’t think you can be that bad.
Jake Smith: THANK YOU! SOMEONE FINALLY REALIZES THAT! Thank you Holly, for being one of the two Jake Smith fans in the world that realizes that I was never truly a bad person! I get that I’ve done some really despicable… horrible… things, but I’m a good person I swear. You know it all started when…
(While Jake continues to run his mouth and speak to no end like he usually does, Holly begins to phase out what he’s saying like she doesn’t really care in the first place. Admittingly, and she’s not the only person that thinks this seeing who he is, it’s annoying, but what’s new when it comes to something like Jake? After a while, Holly has enough and decides to interrupt him while he’s speaking to shut him up.)
Jake Smith: So then after Pain For Pride-
Holly Arrow: You really don’t have to sell yourself to me. Unlike the rest of the people on this roster, I don’t think you’re an enormous cunt or anything. What I think you are is that you’re a confused guy, who has lost the ability to express himself because you’re someone that has been hurt a lot.
Jake Smith: :comeagain: You’re insane, what the hell are you talking about? I’m perfectly fine and if that wasn’t the case, I’d be self-aware. I can express myself perfectly fine, you don’t see that because there’s no sentiment when it comes to you.
(Holly rolls her eyes, she can see right through Jake. Even after everything that she’s said he still tries to deny it in hopes of creating a perfect image. No matter how “new” Jake might be, deep down he will always be the same person that he’s been his entire career because that’s something that he’s been conformed to, and Holly sees that more than anyone else.)
Holly Arrow: Look, I’m not going to beat around the bush anymore and continue to let you speak like a moron. You haven’t been the same since your childhood best friend and the woman that you truly cared about, Sierra, chose Drake King over you. You’ve been deprived of true emotions and have resorted to denial to cope with it. Get a grip of yourself, Jake, because this just isn’t okay.
(After a long moment of awkward silence that begins to creep in for the both of them afterwards, the reaction after what Holly said towards him on the face of Jake slowly begins to become more prominent. It’s a state of “confusion” that he’s acting up right now, but Jake knows exactly what she’s saying. Holly has pretty much hit the nail on the head when it comes to who Jake is and why he does the things that he does, Jake just doesn’t want to give her the benefit of him admitting that she’s right, so he plays it off. It takes Jake a good moment to process this, while he looks down at his feet and flutters his eyes, before he snaps out of it.)
Jake Smith: Look, I don’t care anymore if that helps, can I just have Josh back. I didn’t come here to talk, I just came here to get back what is rightfully mine. Josh was wrongfully taken away from me and I want him back.
Holly Arrow: Rude, I cared for him more than you could ever care for him yourself. If anything you should be thanking me that I didn’t leave him with Captain Charisma for that week you were gone, he would’ve been distraught.
Jake Smith: :picard: How dare you. Whatever, come on Josh, the boys are back in town!
(Josh, who is on the ground, looks left and right at both Jake and Holly. Evidently, it’s hard to choose between the two of them seeing as though they both mean a lot to the Pomeranian. Jake awkwardly looks around seeing him stand in place and not run into his arms while Holly smirks, holding out her arms.)
Jake Smith: We’re really about to do this…
Holly Arrow: Oh come on, he knows who to go to. C’mon buddy!
Jake Smith: Please stop stealing my dog :francis:.
(After a long moment of thinking from Josh, finally, he runs towards Jake who immediately scoops him up and pops up to his feet with an enthusiastic smile on his face.)
Jake Smith: Have a good day, Holly.
(Holly looks a little bummed out by this while Jake turns around and begins to walk away. Holly nods her head slowly, accepting the outcome of this, but before she can walk away herself, Jake turns around.)
Jake Smith: Fine, look… if you want to visit Josh, you can come by or whatever since you clearly took care of him and stuff, I’ll give you that.
(Holly’s sad face then turns to a smile while she begins to respond.)
Holly Arrow: I’d like that, I really would.
(Jake then takes Josh and places him on his shoulders, while Josh turns his head to look at Holly as she silently borks at him. Holly, in response, just simply winks and grins while she turns around and walks off. It was like they conspired to set up the whole scene so Holly could possibly get a date with Jake, but Jake doesn’t know that himself. It’s the last shot seen before Sunday Night Voltage then begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside, where Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone in hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘If Ya Smell’ by Adam Massacre hits to a thunderous ovation as the Woogieman makes his way out to the stage. The cheers are loud enough to outshine the music completely, and despite this, Woogie looks ready and focused for his upcoming match, not wasting much time as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… From Jacksonville, Florida… Weighing in at 260 pounds…. TTTHHHEEEEE WWOOOOOOGGGIIEEMMANNNNN!!!!!!
James Peters: The Woogieman is here, and it looks like he’s ready to-
Persephone: No, no no no. Please don’t do this again.
James Peters: Do what?
Persephone: The thing where we all cheer for the loser. Woogie sucks, he’s legitimately a joke.
Rich Russillo: I hate to say this, but I can’t agree with you, Persephone. Woogie is a legend, and tonight he might just prove that once again!
(‘Bad Man’ by Blues Saraceno follows, and the crowd reaction becomes more of a mix of boos and cheers as Kirk Redwood begins walking out to the stage. Kirk has the same expression as he usually would as he makes his way to the ring: a look of pure focus as he keeps his eyes fixated on his opponent. Kirk wastes no time making his way to the ring, not paying any attention to the boos or the cheers coming from the fans in the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…. From Boston, Massachusetts…. Weighing in at 210 pounds…. KKIIIIIIIIIIRRRKK REDDDWOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!
James Peters: Kirk Redwood is out here, and I think we all know by now just how much of a threat Kirk can be. I don’t know how this match will end, but I’m sure it’ll be an uphill battle for Woogie, all because of this man.
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood is a very dangerous fighter, and if Woogie isn’t careful this could definitely end in a devastating loss for him!
Persephone: As long as that loss happens within the first three minutes of the match, I’m good.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And here we go! Kirk Redwood taking on the Woogieman, AND KIRK GETS AN EXTREMELY QUICK START AS HE GRABS THE WOOGIEMAN BEFORE BEGINNING TO DELIVER KNEES TO THE MIDSECTION! The Woogieman looked like he was expecting a lockup but Kirk had other plans as he backs the Woogieman up in the corner before delivering punches to the midsection, all before beginning to kick away at the Woogieman’s midsection, causing the referee to have to begin counting!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-
James Peters: Kirk Redwood backs up to avoid a disqualification, BUT NOW HE CHARGES BACK IN BEFORE DELIVERING A-
Rich Russillo: NO! THE WOOGIEMAN DUCKED UNDER KIRK REDWOOD’S ATTEMPT AT A RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW THE WOOGIEMAN GRABS KIRK REDWOOD FROM BEHIND BEFORE DROPPING HIM ON HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Kirk Redwood is dropped to the mat, and the crowd immediately begins to cheer for the Woogieman! It’s no secret that the Woogieman is a fan favorite, and right now it looks like he’s taken control of the match as he pulls Kirk Redwood up, allowing him to-
James Peters: WAIT NO! KIRK REDWOOD JUST PUSHED THE WOOGIEMAN INTO THE ROPES, AND AS SOON AS WOOGIE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM KIRK CHARGES IN AND DELIVERS A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!
Rich Russillo: KIRK REDWOOD IS ON TOP OF THE WOOGIEMAN NOW, AND HE JUST BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT THE FACE OF WOOGIE! Kirk Redwood is one hell of a fighter and that’s something Woogie always had to be careful of heading into this match, but Kirk Redwood isn’t giving Woogie a chance to breathe tonight! Kirk Redwood has been all over the Woogieman, and if he keeps this up this match might just come to an end very quickly!
Persephone: Well in that case, Kirk better keep this up. Kirk Redwood is kinda horrible at literally everything so he loses pretty often, but I’m at least hoping he’s not bad enough to have a competitive match with the Woogieman.
James Peters: The Woogieman now managing to push Kirk off of him as Kirk gets back up and stumbles towards the ropes, AND NOW WOOGIE CHARGES TOWARDS KIRK- BUT KIRK LANDS A BOOT TO THE JAW, STOPPING THE WOOGIEMAN IN HIS TRACKS! NOW IT’S KIRK GRABBING WOOGIE FROM BEHIND, LOCKING IN A STANDING SLEEPER HOLD TO GAIN CONTROL OF THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: I think Kirk wants to bring Woogie down to the mat, but Woogie is doing everything in his power to stay up on his feet! Either way this submission is locked in, and that’s bad news for the Woogieman! This match hasn’t gone on long at all yet, and Kirk might just be looking at an early victory!
Persephone: YES, COME ON AND TAP OUT ALREADY! I really couldn’t care less about this match, it’s just a huge waste of time just like the majority of matches in New Eden’s Voltage! Come on, wrap it up already!
James Peters: NO, IT’S NOT ENDING JUST YET! WOOGIE JUST BACKPEDALED INTO THE CORNER, CAUSING KIRK REDWOOD TO BE SLAMMED BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, FORCING KIRK TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION IN THE PROCESS! The Woogieman stumbles out of the corner, BUT HE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND BEFORE HITTING KIRK WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! Kirk Redwood now stumbling away from the turnbuckles, AND THE WOOGIEMAN LIFTS KIRK UP FOR A FIREMAN’S CARRY- WAIT WAIT WAIT! I THINK WOOGIE WAS LOOKING FOR A SAMOAN DROP, BUT KIRK REDWOOD IS HITTING A SERIES OF ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: The Woogieman lets go of Kirk Redwood as Kirk slips behind Woogie, AND NOW KIRK REDWOOD DELIVERS A DRAGON SUPLEX! THAT DRAGON SUPLEX HIT HARD, AND NOW THE WOOGIEMAN BEGINS TO STUMBLE BACK INTO THE ROPES! Kirk Redwood almost immediately back to his feet, AND NOW HE CHARGES AT THE WOOGIEMAN BEFORE SENDING HIM CLEAN OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Kirk Redwood has been on top of this match almost the entire time, but it looks like Kirk knows there’s still more work to be done, and he hasn’t lost a single bit of focus just yet!
James Peters: Kirk Redwood rolling out of the ring before pulling the Woogieman back up, AND KIRK GOES TO SLAM WOOGIE’S FACE INTO THE RING APRON, BUT WOOGIE IS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF BY GRABBING THE APRON WITH HIS HANDS, BEFORE HITTING KIRK WITH A BACK ELBOW! Kirk Redwood now stumbling back, AND THE WOOGIEMAN RUNS AT KIRK BEFORE GRABBING HIM, RAMMING KIRK INTO THE BARRICADE! That’s exactly the kind of equalizer the Woogieman needed, and it’s the kind of move that seems to have given him control over this match once more! Woogie now rolling Kirk back into the ring, but Woogie is quick to follow behind!
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood is down, AND NOW I THINK THE WOOGIEMAN HAS SOMETHING BIG PLANNED AS HE TAKES OFF HIS ELBOW PAD, THROWING IT TO THE CHEERING FANS IN THE CROWD! WOOGIE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE GOES FOR THE PEOPLE ELBOW- BUT NOBODY’S HOME! NOBODY’S HOME! KIRK REDWOOD MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING WOOGIE TO LAND RIGHT ON HIS ELBOW! Woogie holding his elbow as he makes his way back to his feet, AND KIRK REDWOOD RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! KIRK REDWOOD NOW WITH THE COVER ON WOOGIE!
ONE!
TWO!!
Persephone: AND APPARENTLY, THIS IDIOT CAN’T EVEN KEEP THE WOOGIEMAN DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT! Ugh, I miss Rexy so much. If it was him this match would already be over, except it’d also be a way more entertaining match solely because of how gifted and talented Rexy is at everything he puts his mind to. If only he could come back as an Extreme Elimination Chamber entrant like last year. I’d have no doubt that he’d leave Road to Redemption with HIS RIGHTFUL EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, THE TITLE HE NEVER SHOULD’VE LOST-
James Peters: Anyways.. Woogie managed to get the shoulder up, but Kirk Redwood isn’t giving Woogie a chance to breathe still! Kirk pulls Woogie back up, AND HE SENDS WOOGIE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST, LEAVING WOOGIE TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROP TO THE MAT! Kirk Redwood now backing into a far corner as Woogie slowly begins to pull himself back up to a knee, and even after what he’s done already, I think Kirk has yet another big move in mind! KIRK REDWOOD RUNNING IN, LOOKING TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH AS HE GOES FOR THE BLITZKRIEG BOP-
Rich Russillo: WOOGIE DUCKED UNDER IT! WOOGIE MANAGED TO DUCK UNDER THE BLITZKRIEG BOP, AND NOW HE GETS BACK UP BEFORE QUICKLY LIFTING KIRK REDWOOD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND DELIVERING A SAMOAN DROP! HUGE SAMOAN DROP BY THE WOOGIEMAN, AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WOOGIE NEEDED TO GET BACK INTO THIS! WOOGIE STARTS TO GET BACK UP AS KIRK REDWOOD STUMBLES TO HIS FEET, AND I THINK THE WOOGIEMAN IS FIRED UP! WOOGIE NOW CHARGING AT KIRK, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A LARIAT! WOOGIE NOW OFF THE ROPES AS KIRK GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE DELIVERS A SECOND LARIAT!
Persephone: Alright, this match is reaching unbearable levels of terrible now.
James Peters: Kirk Redwood stumbling back up in the corner, AND NOW WOOGIE CHARGES IN- BUT KIRK MANAGES TO LAND AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! Woogie stumbling back, AND NOW KIRK REDWOOD CHARGES IN- BUT THE WOOGIEMAN LIFTS KIRK REDWOOD UP, CATCHING KIRK BY SURPRISE WITH A BACK BODY DROP! This is exactly the kind of comeback Woogie needed, and it looks like Woogie is about to find his way back into this one! Kirk Redwood is getting back up, AND NOW WOOGIE CHARGES IN FOR A-
Rich Russillo: NO! KIRK REDWOOD AVOIDED THE SPEAR, BUT WOOGIE MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF BEFORE GOING CRASHING INTO THE CORNER! KIRK REDWOOD RUNS IN AT THE WOOGIEMAN- BUT WOOGIE DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS KIRK! THE BOTTOM- WAIT NO! KIRK DOESN’T LET IT CONNECT, AND INSTEAD BEGINS ELBOWING AWAY AT THE WOOGIEMAN, FORCING WOOGIE TO LET GO AND BACK OFF OF HIM! Both Elitists stumbling away from each other, AND NOW THEY BOTH RUN IN- BUT THE WOOGIEMAN IS ABLE TO TAKE KIRK REDWOOD DOWN WITH A SPEAR! THE SPEAR CONNECTS, AND THE WOOGIEMAN GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Persephone: COME ON, STOP KICKING OUT ALREADY!!!! This is so dumb, I don’t know why this match is still going on when it’s THE WOOGIEMAN competing. This should’ve been over ages ago, and for some reason these two insist on still going!
Rich Russillo: I actually think it’s pretty impressive seeing how far these two are willing to-
Persephone: Just shut up, Rich. I really don’t care. There’s no way anything about this match is impressive. It’s Kirk Redwood and the Woogieman, this just needs to end as soon as possible since apparently asking for it to end in three minutes was too much to ask.
James Peters: The Woogieman slowly gets back up, and he has to be questioning what it’ll take for him to win this match right about now. This has been pretty competitive, although Kirk Redwood has had a fantastic performance, and arguably had control over the majority of the match! It’s not about how you start, though. It’s about how you finish, and with Kirk Redwood down, I can definitely see the Woogieman scoring the upset and adding a win to his record! I don’t know what Woogie has planned, but Kirk has to be careful here!
Rich Russillo: The Woogieman now lifting Kirk Redwood up to his feet before locking him in a front facelock, AND NOW THE WOOGIEMAN LIFTS KIRK UP BEFORE- NO! I THINK WOOGIE WAS LOOKING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER, BUT KIRK MANAGED TO LAND A KNEE TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD BEFORE LANDING ON HIS FEET! Kirk Redwood now charging in- BUT WOOGIE CATCHES HIM, AND HE GOES FOR THE BOTTOM!!!
James Peters: HE DOESN’T CONNECT WITH IT THOUGH, AS ONCE AGAIN KIRK REDWOOD IS ABLE TO LAND A HARD HITTING ELBOW, IMMEDIATELY CAUSING WOOGIE TO BACK OFF OF HIM!
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood now grabbing Woogie from behind by the waist- AND I THINK KIRK WAS LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT THIS TIME IT’S WOOGIE LANDING THE BACK ELBOW! Kirk Redwood stumbles back as the Woogieman turns around, AND NOW WOOGIE IS SHOWING HIS POWER AS HE LIFTS KIRK REDWOOD ONTO HIS SHOULDERS- BUT WOOGIE DOESN’T GET THE CHANCE TO DELIVER A POWERSLAM AS KIRK IS ABLE TO SLIP BEHIND HIM, ALL BEFORE GRABBING WOOGIE FROM BEHIND AND SUCCESSFULLY LANDING THE GERMAN SUPLEX, JUST AS HE ATTEMPTED TO ONLY MOMENTS AGO! This has been very competitive, but I think Kirk is looking to change that right about now!
Persephone: Good. It’s about time Kirk actually did something right. I’m pissed that I actually had to sit through all of this.
James Peters: The Woogieman beginning to sit up- AND KIRK REDWOOD NAILS WOOGIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BLITZKRIEG BOP! THE BLITZKRIEG BOP KNOCKS WOOGIE’S LIGHTS OUT, AND THAT’S NOT AT ALL WHAT WOOGIE NEEDS RIGHT NOW! The Woogieman has been doing everything he can to try and win this match, but it looks like we might just be reaching the end as Kirk makes his way out to the ring apron, and it’s definitely not the ending Woogie was hoping for!
Persephone: I mean.. It’s the Woogieman. Are we really going to pretend that Woogie is a serious threat? He almost never wins, and I’m pretty sure every single person he HAS defeated in his career isn’t in the company anymore.
Rich Russillo: Well, I don’t think Kirk Redwood is about to be added to the list of fallen opponents of the Woogieman! Woogie finally makes it back to his feet, BUT KIRK REDWOOD TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH THE .50 CAL!!! THE SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. KKIIIIIIIRRRRKK REEEEDDDWWOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!
James Peters: And there it is! Kirk Redwood manages to pick up the victory against the Woogieman!
Persephone: Riiight, because winning against Woogie is soo impressive 🙄.
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood is picking up some momentum thanks to that win, and I think that’s all that matters right now.
James Peters: That’s right. Congratulations, Kirk Redwood!
(‘Bad Man’ hits, and Kirk Redwood gets back to his feet as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. He has his hand raised by the referee as the Woogieman slowly rolls out of the ring, and as Kirk Redwood celebrates his victory, Voltage fades away from ringside.)
(The camera fades to the backstage area where we see Lucas Johnson walking down the hallway until he reaches a door that says Mary S Atlas on the door. He’s been thinking for a little while now, and decided that this is the smartest thing for him to do following what happened last week. He stiffens his spine, and decides to knock on the door. He waits a few moments, before the door cracks open and he’s greeted by Rebecca Blackwell. A disappointed look comes across Lucas Johnson’s face, and Rebecca’s as well.)
Rebecca Blackwell: No.. I don’t know why you’re here or what you want from any of us, but we don’t want to talk to you, so just go away, you’re not welcome here you creep. Go bother someone else, or prepare for your match or whatever.
(Rebecca goes to close the door but Lucas puts his foot in the doorway before she gets the chance to close it in his face. She lets out a loud groan, as she knows the chance to escape has evaporated into thin air)
Lucas Johnson: Stop… You can’t just shut me out after what was done to me last week, this isn’t even about you Rebecca. I need to talk to Mary, I know Mary is in there, and I’m not leaving until I get the chance to talk to her! I’ll just be parked right here, knocking over and over again, until you just can’t take it anymore. Like nails on a chalkboard.. MARY! MARY! MARY! Whenever you need to leave this room, I’ll be here, so just think about that before you shut this door in my face. You can’t escape this conversation, Mary can’t escape this conversation.. It’s happening, and you’re just going to have to live with it.
(A disgusted look comes across Rebecca’s face, as she sits there and thinks about what Lucas just said at her. She stops groans, and rolls her eyes)
Rebecca Blackwell: Ugh why are you so weird; don’t have you better things to do? Oh yeah, you’re Lucas Johnson.. No, you don’t have anything better things to do. Of course you don’t. *sigh* Fine.. MARY! Someone is here to talk to you.
Lucs Johnson: Aw thank you, I appreciate it.. Aren’t you nice..
(Rebecca leaves, and comes back with Mary S Atlas who has the the same annoyed look on her face)
Mary S Atlas: Ugh, it’s you. Why are you here? Haven’t had enough yet? Do you want me to beat you up again? I guess I have enough time to do that for you, I gotta admit it was a fun time! It would be a nice warm up for my main event match! Oh, I’m talking in a different language aren’t I? You don’t understand what I’m saying.. See a main event match means it’s the main attraction for the evening. It’s the match that everyone buys a ticket to watch! Goes on last you know? Just kidding, I know you don’t know.
Lucas Johnson: Will you shut your mouth..
(Lucas looks over at Rebecca standing next to Mary)
Lucas Johnson: I should’ve known that you would have Rebecca by your side after attacking me from behind last week. So typical from someone like you. What, you needed protection from me? You knew you had to watch your back, and knew I would come looking for you? Smart I guess, but kinda pathetic at the same time. Why can’t you defend yourself?
(Mary and Rebcca looks at each other, seemingly confused by what Lucas just said)
Mary S Atlas: What? She’s literally my partner, and best friend.. Why wouldn’t she be by my side? We do everything together, we share a locker room.. Oh, friends is a foreign concept to you as well. See we’re just too different to have a conversation Lucas, we just don’t see eye to eye to understand each other. That and you continue to be one of the dumbest people on this roster I swear. Look, I have a main event to prepare for, I don’t have time or a meaningless conversation that is making me lose brain cells. See unlike you Lucas, I’m progressing my career forward, and getting the opportunity to shine when it matters most. See EAW already knows what they have with you. You’ve already thrown away every single opportunity you already had, and EAW knows you already hit your ceiling, and you’re not going to break through that ceiling. No need to put you in big matches, because we know the outcome.. You would lose.
(Lucas Johnson just squints his face in confusion, and shakes his head)
Lucas Johnson: Huh? I’m literally facing off against Myles, aka the Cash in the Vault holder, and a future World Champion if he would take his balls out of Drake’s purse. That is basically a main event whether you want to admit it or not. Just goes to show that you have no idea who you’re messing with. I’m on the rise; I’m going to use Myles as a stepping stone, and show the world what’s coming for Lucas Johnson… Spoiler alert, big things.
(Rebecca lets out a little laugh)
Rebecca Blackwell: You’re so clueless about how the wrestling world works. Just because you’re in a match with a bigger name doesn’t mean the match is a big deal. Any match with Lucas Johnson clearly isn’t a main event. No one has ever thought that Lucas Johnson was in a main event, even if it was the last match on the card. You’re a blachole on the card every single week. This is an easy night for Myles, and it’s just an embarrassment for you.
(Mary puts out her hand onto Rebecca’s shoulder)
Mary S Atlas: Rebecca this isn’t even worth our time arguing about, it’s literally Lucas Johnson. Go get ready to beat the shit out of Holly, and show everyone that they should take notice of you. This guy is going to just seep his untalented juices all over you, and get you messed up before your match . The more you talk to him the more distracted you may get. He’s just a disease, get away while you still can.
(Rebecca and Mary share a hug, and Rebecca leaves, glaring at Lucas the whole time)
Mary S Atlas: I don’t know why you’re still here.. Haven’t you had enough? Double meaning there honestly. I was asking why you’re still here in front of my door, but thinking about it; why are you still in EAW? Glutton for punishment? It must really suck failing, and failing, and still trying to pick yourself up off the ground pretending that it’ll be ok. Lying to yourself every day so you can just get yourself out of bed, telling yourself that this time will be different. Pretending that these matches against bigger names is an opportunity for you, when in reality it’s just a night off for them. Take Myles for instance, the entire reason Myles isn’t higher on the card this week is 100% because of you. You drag down any opponent you face, and the sooner you realize how big of a joke you are, the better off we will all be.
(Lucas takes a deep breathe, and bends his neck cracking it)
Lucas Johnson: I owe you one.
(Mary looks back into the eyes of Lucas Johnson very confused about what he just said.)
Mary S Altas: Huh? What are you tal-
Lucas Johnson: I OWE YOU ONE!
James Peters: Lucas Johnson just grabbed the door and slammed Mary’s head right between the door and the door frame! She falls down to the ground in a large amount of pain, he picks her up, and drags her out into the hallway. Throwing her into the hallway walls. She flops back down to the ground. He gets on top of her, and starts raining down punches into the face of Mary S Atlas.
Persephone: I love the violence! I just wish both of them could be getting beat up at the same time, by people that don’t absolutely suck. Not loving Lucas Johnson actually pulling off a miracle here and actually beating someone up. Loving that it’s Mary S Atlas being absolutely destroyed right now though.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think Lucas Johnson is done here either, it looks like he’s setting up for his finisher! FINAL CALL! That punt kick right into the face of Mary S Atlas as she’s seems to be knocked out!
(Lucas stands over the downed body of Mary S Atlas)
Lucas Johnson: Good luck in your main event match Mary..
(Lucas walks away, as the door to Mary and Rebeccas locker room opens, and a shocked Rebecca runs out. Rebecca immediately yells out for help, and as soon as people actually hear her, officials begin to run to the area to help tend to Mary. By that time Lucas has already left the area having done everything he wanted to do, and from there the scene fades out.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside, and Bella Braxton can be seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled FOR!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
( ‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY starts to play as the leader of the Simps Miku Sakai enters the area with the EAW Specialists Championship around her waist to deafening boos from the crowd. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing FIRST!! Making her way to the ring from Fukui, Japan. Weighing in at 110 pounds. She is the reigning EAW Specialists Champion; MIKU SAKAI!!
Rich Russillo: Here comes the reigning Specialist Champion and she doesn’t look to be in a good mood tonight!
James Peters: Would you be if you had your birthday party wrecked by the number one contender for the title you hold? Or anyone else for that matter? Shane Gates is in for a rough time.
Persephone: There’d be hell to pay for anyone who would disrupt my birthday party let me tell you! The real question is will Harper Lee show up again this week? Maybe this time they’ll actually kill each other so something interesting could happen tonight.
( ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’ by Code Orange plays over the sound system of the arena as The Natural Born Killer walks out. Shane Gates has a look of focus on his face, and wastes no time making his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AAAAAAND HER OPPONENT! From Huntington Beach, California! Weighing in at 213 pounds; SHAAAAAANE GAAAAAATES!
James Peters: Strong off a win against Kelin last week, Gates is looking to line another win tonight against some tough opposition.
Rich Russillo: Shane isn’t the type to back down from a fight no matter who’s in front of him. I have a feeling he is looking forward to hurting Miku, she probably does too but for different reasons. This match will be interesting.
Persephone: Whatever.
Official: RING THE BELL!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
James Peters: And Here We GO! This match is officially underway!
Persephone: Is it though?
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai the moment the bell rang rolled out of the ring and giggled looking up to Shane who doesn’t look impressed at all. He crosses his arms together as he stands like a statue dead in the center of the ring.
Persephone: This is going to take forever…
James Peters: The Specialist Champion deciding she would fight when she feels up for it as the official orders her to get back in the ring BUT SHE FLIPS HIM OFF!! Her simps are loving it but the fans around them are booing harder while Shane is still waiting for his opponent t-
Shane Gates: (off-mic) Fuck this.
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates is sliding out of the ring and chasing down Miku who quickly rushes inside the ring! Gates is quickly behind her but the Champion quickly charges with a series of stiff knees to the head and shoulders of the Natural Born Killer!
Persephone: Dumb move Shane! She played you like a fiddle!!
Jake Peters: Sakai is not going easy with the knee strikes either they look pretty stiff and she seems to be getting a kick out of delivering them! Feels like she could cave Gates’ brain in with those! She then gets him to a vertical base and maneuvers him to the center of the ring where she leaves him staggering! She rushes to the ropes calling for a wheelbarrow bulldog BUT SHANE GATES AS SHE HAS HER LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST PLACES A HAND ON HER SPINE AND DRIVES HER PETITE BODY TO THE GROUND! WHAT FORCE BY THE MAN WHO IS EASILY A FULL FOOT TALLER THAN HER!
Shane Gates: (off-mic) Get up little girl!
Rich Russillo: Shane moves a few feet away from Sakai who grunts and gets to her feet trying to get Shane into a clinch but he takes her down with a clothesline! Followed by a second! Then a third! Shane goes for a fourth but Miku ducks to the side and throws a thumb into the eyes of Shane! The official warns her but she doesn’t care as she rushes to the ropes, bouncing back and NAILS SHANE WITH A TORNADO DDT!! DOWN GOES GATES! Miku with a cover!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
James Peters: Shane shoves Miku off him! Rapidly the former Idol runs to the ropes as Shane is getting to his knees SHE SMACKS ONE OF HER OWN RUNNING RIGHT IN HIS FACE! Down goes, Shane and Miku are daring him to get up! She doesn’t wait for long however as she kicks him in the ribs a few times as he is laid down in the center of the ring. She moves to the outside, standing on the apron grabbing on the top ropes, AND SPRINGBOARDING HERSELF INTO A SOMERSAULT SENTON ON TOP OF SHANE GATES! COVER ONCE AGAIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWW-
Rich Russillo: Gates shoves her off him again! She is easily a hundred pounds lighter than him no wonder she got lifted easily! She gets Shane to his knees, throwing a few elbows to his face before SPITTING AT HIS FACE!
Persephone: EWW! WE’RE STILL IN A PANDEMIC ERA YOU CU-
Rich Russillo: SHE JUST SUPERKICKED SHANE WHO IS BACKING INTO A CORNER!!
James Peters: Nice save Rich. Miku with the upper hand on her opponent now the Champion looks to be in control as she then goes to the opposite corner of the ring and charges forth COLLIDING WITH SHANE WITH A HARD HITTING HIP ATTACK!! She runs to the corner again! She will repeat the move! She runs in! She leaps! SHANE CAUGHT HER IN HIS ARMS! HE GOT HER BY THE WAIST! HE IS GETTING UP AND SHE IS FLAILING HER LEGS AS HE THROWS HIMSELF BACKWARD INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Crowd: ONE!
James Peters: Down goes the Specialist Champion and he goes for another German!
Crowd: TWO!!
James Peters: Then a Third!
Crowd: THREE!!!
James Peters: He nails her with a fourth!
Crowd: FOUR!!!!
James Peters: He turns the move into a cover!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWW-
Rich Russillo: Miku with the shoulder up prolongs this match! Shane is in control of the battle now will he be able to put the former Unified Tag Team Champion away? She gets lifted to her feet by her opponent before getting whipped into a c-NO she reverses the move! Shane gets thrown into a corner and is quickly followed by Miku WHO THROWS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A MONKEY FLIP! Down goes Shane who is a bit slow to sit up and Sakai is jumping in place waiting for him she rushes in RUNNING BLOCKBUSTEEEERRRR!!!
James Peters: She oughta try for a cover but instead she is quickly moving to get Gates to his feet! She leaps in place JUMPING SNAPMARE TAKES DOWN SHANE GATES ONCE AGAIN!! She then drags him to a corner and begins to throw in kicks stomping a mudhole in him! She is yelling as she does it she is not going easy on him at all! She then presses a boot to Shane’s neck trying to choke him and the official is counting her! She best not go over the limit hence risking disqualification!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! FOUR!!!
Rich Russillo: Just before the official could call this match off Sakai stops, she wants to make sure Shane feels every second of the pain she can throw at him! She runs to the opposite corner and stares at Gates before looking at the simps on the outside. Miku Sakai looks to be setting up for something here!
James Peters: Miku dashes forth AND COLLIDES WITH SHANE RIDING HIM WITH A BRONCO BUSTER!! MOUSTACHE RIDE!!! The Simps sound happy! Miku gets off her opponent before going back to the opposite corner. Is she going for another charging move? She runs in! BUT SHANE PROPPED HIMSELF UP! BIG BOOOOOOOOOOT!!! MIKU’S FACE JUST GOT PRINTED ON SHANE GATE’S BOOT! DOWN She Goes! Gates gets to his knees shaking his head before getting up. He wipes his mouth before getting to his feet and lifts Miku up by the hair harshly!
Rich Russillo: Japanese Arm Drag by Gates taking down Sakai but he gets her up quickly getting her to stand up! SPINNING HEEL KICK! She goes down once more! Shane wastes no time as he is getting some momentum going he grabs her by the waist lifting her up easily and DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A GUTBUSTER DROP! COVER BY GATES!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: And she kicks out! I-I’m sorry I can’t do the enthusiast commentator like you guys this match sucks.
James Peters: Points for effort, I guess.
Rich Russillo: We have to take a quick commercial break folks! Stay tuned the action will resume right after this!
( A 30 seconds and rather provocative ad plays for Miku Sakai’s OnlyFans subscription service. )
James Peters: And we are back live ladies and gentlemen on Sunday Night Voltage! If you just tuned in Miku Sakai, the Specialist Champion is currently battling The Natural Born Killer Shane Gates in a back and forth smash-mouth match!
Persephone: That advertisement was…
Rich Russillo: Just an ad! For the moment it seems like Shane has the ascendency over his opponent and the current Specialist Champion! During the break, we saw Shane throw in a series of strong moves including a running senton, another gutbuster drop along with a face breaker DDT! He also attempted to pin Miku but she has other plans she wants to win just as much as her opponent does! Shane is staring down at her, grinning seeing the pain she’s in he clearly enjoys it!
James Peters: MIKU IS FLIPPING SHANE GATES UP!! AND HE QUICKLY GRABS HER BY THE NECK HOISTING HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB! SHE IS TRYING TO DISTRACT HIM BY STRADDLING HIS FACE!!
Persephone: I can smell fish from here!!! I’m gonna be sick.
Rich Russillo: GATES RESPONDS BY DRILLING HER DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB! But he doesn’t let go of the hold he lifts her up again, effortlessly! Aces High! ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! He follows it with a THIRD!! Wait no! He’s WAITING! He’s going for the Heartless Demise! THE MUSCLE BUSTER CONNECTS!! MIKU IS DOWN AND OUT! SHANE WITH THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
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Persephone: WHAT?
James Peters: Believe it or not folks: Miku Kicked Out!!! That little spitfire refuses to die! Shane could’ve broken her in half with those bombs he got so much strength into them! But we are talking about Miku Sakai here, not your average Jane for sure! He lifts her to her feet, she can barely stand and he whips her into a corner with force! She ends up on the ground from the impact! But Shane isn’t about to give her a break he goes to her and whips her to the ropes! He goes for a clothesline but she ducks under him! She bounces off the r-No SHE SPRINGBOARDS HERSELF INTO A FOREARM SMASH!!! IT CONNECTS!! SHANE’S reeling! Miku can turn the tables now!
Rich Russillo: Will she be able to? She runs to the ropes again! Passes by Shane who tried to clip her with an elbow! Into the ropes! She jumps! RUNNING DROPKICK! Down Goes Shane Gates!! He gets up though and Miku is picking up speed she jumps at Shane again and TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A PAIR OF RUNNING HEADSCISSORS! SHANE Is in trouble now as the Champion is back in command! She throws some kicks and knees to his ribs as he is down on the mat before getting up and getting him to follow along!
James Peters: Shane throws in a knee hard into her stomach though! It lifted Miku off her feet! GOSH!
Persephone: Christ son calm down it’s just a knee.
James Peters: Doesn’t seem like a fun experience as Shane is trying to gain back control of the match. He whips Miku into the ropes, he calls for a spine buster BUT MIKU AFTER BEING HOISTED UP FLIPS OVER AND BEHIND SHANE!! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOOOOOOOOOMB!!! DOWN GOES SHANE GATES!! COVER BY THE CHAMPION!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
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Persephone: Sigh…
Rich Russillo: Shane prolongs this match with a shoulder up!!! It’s incredible a petite athlete like Miku Sakai was able to pull off that move on a much taller opponent! A testament to her skills and abilities right there! She picks up Gates, driving him INTO A CORNER POST! HIS SHOULDER JUST KISSED SOLID STEEL! He goes crumbling down in a corner and Miku is going for a corner move again!
Persephone: Christ…
James Peters: She charges in for a running stink face! She stops just before she could throw herself into the move! SHE SLAPS SHANE GATES BEFORE SHOVING HER BUTT IN HIS FACE!! THE SIMPS ARE LOVING THIS! AND NOW SHE’S GOING FOR SHANE’S EYES!! HE MUST BE FEELING THE WRATH RIGHT NOW AS HE TRIES TO BLOCK THE ATTACK AS MUCH AS HE CAN BUT SHE IS LOOKING LIKE A WILD ANIMAL TRYING TO RIP HIM OPEN RIGHT NOW! This Is SAVAGE! She is grabbing him by the head now. Forcing him up before looking for STARFALL! She is trying to lift Shane up for the Vertebreaker but she can’t lift him! She looks like she hurt her back and Shane actually blocked the move with a boot! He goes for a knee to the stomach! Follows with one to the face!
Rich Russillo: He picks her up on his shoulder! GORILLA PRESS SPINEBUSTER!!!! THE CHAMPION GOES DOWN HARD!! COVER BY GATES!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
…
Persephone: Can we stop this match out of boredom? Could this be a good reason for stoppage?
Rich Russillo: Are you out of your…
James Peters: It’s a good match come on now, Sakai kicked out once more and Shane wants to finish it!
Persephone: Finally!
James Peters: He is calling for The Reckoning as he picks up Miku and grabs her face with his big mit! The Iron Claw Chokeslam is coming! He lifts Miku up! BUT SHE GRABS ONTO HIS ARM WITH ALL THE WEIGHT SHE BRINGS SHANE GATES DOWN WITH THE NIGHT-NIGHT!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER TAKES DOWN SHANE GATES!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!! COVER BY THE CHAMPION
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
( ‘Age-Age Money’ by LadyBaby plays over the sound system of the arena as the official goes to Miku and raises her arm in victory. In fact, he doesn’t have a chance to as she smacks his hand away in a dismissive fashion. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner: MIKU SAKAIIIII!!!
Persephone: I think no one’s surprised to see her win tonight. Her victory was as big as the number of fines she owes out of that one promo she pulled out of her ass.
James Peters: One thing’s for sure, the Specialist’s Champion never bothered to even try and change her ways based on that rule from Drake. But we digress, tonight she performed to the level we all know and lov-
Persephone: You mean hate.
James Peters: Your opinion, not mine, regardless of her attitude she delivered a solid performance once more against a far taller and heavier opponent.
Rich Russillo: Let’s not neglect Shane Gates here the guy took it to the Champion he was no easy target much less prey to the former Idol-Gun member. But it wasn’t his night, perhaps next time as we know a loss is not something that deters Shane Gates!
(As Miku Sakai holds up her Championship, pointing to it likely as a statement to her next challenger Harper Lee, Voltage fades away from ringside.)
(Sunday Night Voltage then takes the camera to the backstage area to show Candice Blair & Danny Tanner preparing for their upcoming main event eight person tag team match. You can see that Candice’s mind isn’t focused on the present moment, still thinking about the last few weeks, but she certainly isn’t hiding the determination that she has for this match at hand tonight. Danny on the other hand, is a little tentative; they both know the struggles that they’re going to have to face. They’re not expected to beat the collection of upcoming Extreme Elimination Chamber participants that they’re going to face, but that definitely isn’t going to stop the two of them from trying to accomplish something that nobody believes that they’re going to do and get a huge win as a result. Candice then takes a deep sigh before she begins to speak.)
Candice Blair: I’ve been thinking about it all week, Danny. This week is a HUGE opportunity for the both of us. Can you imagine if we manage to accomplish something that the rest of the world believes is impossible and we beat four of the Elitists that are going to be competing for the EAW World Championship at Road to Redemption? But, with everything that has happened over the last few weeks – I don’t know if we can trust that this is going to go the way that we’re going to need it to go. How in the pinkest of fucks are we meant to work with them? This is a huge opportunity, not for just the two of us, Danny. This is a huge opportunity for both Mary and Alex as well, but no one expects us to be able to work together. They didn’t show any remorse for almost maiming my beautiful money maker, so what’s going to stop them from trying to do something tonight?
Danny Tanner: I think… We both need to believe that tonight is going to be just fine. We both know that Alex doesn’t like either of us and will stop at nothing to make that known to the two of us, but ultimately, we know that either of them, or Mary for that matter, want to win this main event and will do their part to ensure that we have the best chance in actually doing so.
(Danny pauses for a moment after he speaks, slightly taking a look down before continuing with his monologue.)
Danny Tanner: But, I’m not going to say that I’m not nervous about tonight. Like you said – we’re against four people that are going to be competing for the EAW World Championship inside that Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption, and we’re going to have New Eden at ringside. I said that we need to believe that everything is going to be okay tonight, but I don’t know if it will be Candice…
(Candice takes Danny’s hand into hers as he immediately goes wide-eyed, with his body completely shut down and sweat beginning to bead from wherever they can. Despite everything that he’s done in EAW, interactions with women have always been his Achilles’ heel.)
Candice Blair: We’re not going to have anything to worry about if Alex is able to mind their manners. This isn’t the first time that Alex has been in this situation. He had to do the same thing with Ryan Wilson and they were able to put their differences aside and work together.
Danny Tanner: Maybe that’s something that we should be worried about. They may have worked well with Ryan, but I think that they worked a little TOO well with Ryan! Ryan’s going to be against us tonight and there’s the possibility that unity between the two of them could come to the surface and this all be a ploy for them to get to us.
Candice Blair: Okay, now you’re overthinking this. We both know that they want to win this match tonight. We don’t have to worry about them working with Ryan Wilson, or anyone that we’re going to be competing against.
???: She’s right, Danny.
(Candice stops and rolls her eyes knowing exactly who it is. She takes a deep breath while Danny looks over his shoulder to see who that voice is coming from. Candice then turns around and sees Alex Myers beginning to make their way into the camera frame, a straight look on their face while they look back and forth between the two of them.)
Alex Myers: What I do tonight should be the least of your concerns.
Candice Blair: Why?
Danny Tanner: I doubt it.
(Alex Myers shakes his head, it’s clear they just don’t understand the reality of this situation, even with everything that’s happened on the show.)
Alex Myers: Mary was just destroyed by Lucas Johnson moments ago and she’s being taken straight to the medical area. They’re unsure if Mary’s going to be able to compete in the main event, so it looks like we’re looking at a 3-on-4 situation, or better yet.
(Alex looks Danny up and down, it’s clear that he’s questioning him, just as they’ve been doing for the longest time now. They don’t believe that Danny can fight for himself, if anything the only thing that he’s proven is to do otherwise in their eyes.)
Alex Myers: A two-on-four situation.
(Danny’s face drops as he looks at Candice, a look of fear on his face while Candice continues to look at Alex completely unphased by what they’re saying right now.)
Alex Myers: If you want to ask yourself if you’re ready for this kind of career – there’s your answer, Danny. If you’re not prepared for every situation, then what the fuck is he even doing here? This could have been the chance to prove that you actually hold the slightest form of merit, but you’ve ruined that chance before you’ve even had the chance to step through that curtain. You’re pathetic. A waste of space. A wasted spot on this roster.
(Danny goes to snap back, looking to say something in defense for himself which amuses Alex, but hesitates for a moment and keeps himself shut. Which is long enough for Candice to step in.)
Candice Blair: How can you say that? You’ve been saying this for a long time when you yourself have witnessed firsthand that Danny works just as, if not harder than anyone of this roster to fulfill his dream-
Alex Myers: Shut the fuck up. You might tell yourself that to convince yourself, but I don’t want to hear it. You can stay blind to it, but he just proved how fragile he is. We’re going to settle our differences at Road to Redemption in that Inferno Match, but we need to put our focus on actually winning this main event.
(Alex then begins to look away from Danny, completely shifting their attention towards Danny while they approach him closer. It’s a tense situation and it’s clear that Danny isn’t all that fearless regardless. Alex sees that, but that’s not their central focus right now.)
Alex Myers: We don’t need you fucking this up for us.
(Danny balls up his fists, possibly looking to punch him out just like he’s always done when he feels like Alex has talked way too much for his own good… but Alex just doesn’t care as they turn around and walk away in the direction that they walked in from, leaving Candice & Danny to their own thoughts. After that situation, there’s some silence for a moment, before Danny finally breaks the ice and looks towards Candice.)
Danny Tanner: What is their problem?!
Candice Blair: Some people just don’t seem to have any manners, Danny. We can’t help people that aren’t willing to help themselves.
(The two shake their heads in unison as they continue to watch Alex Myers make their leave away from the two of them. Tonight may not be a situation that either of them wanted to find themselves in, but with the news that Mary could potentially be unable to compete in the main event for their team after being attacked by Lucas Johnson… things may be a thousand times worse than what they already were seeing as now the only person they can rely on, is the one that has been praying for their downfall. Nonetheless, despite everything, Candice manages to gleefully smile. Somehow, she finds the positive in a situation that seemingly doesn’t have any bright side in a dark abyss.)
Candice Blair: After we beat those four tonight; there’s going to be nobody that’s going to say that you don’t belong here, Danny.
(Even Candice’s optimism makes Danny crack the slightest hint of a smile in response. The nerves were evident from him in the first place and the visit from Alex and what they said didn’t help it in the slightest. But, Candice was right. This was a huge chance for Danny Tanner to prove those who doubted him wrong when the time came to succeed. From there, Sunday Night Voltage then begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Camera returns back to ringside as Bella Braxton stands in the center of the ring, ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…
(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi starts to play as Myles enters the arena to deafening boos from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring…representing New Eden! From Melbourne, Australia. Weighing in at 215 pounds. He is Mr. CASH IN THE VAULT…”THE WARLORD”….MYLES!
Rich Russillo: The crowd is no doubt letting Myles know exactly what they think of him. Not that he cares.
(Myles heads down the ramp, just letting the Cash in the Vault briefcase swing carelessly.)
James Peters: That’s right. All he cares about tonight is teaching his opponent a lesson. Then he cares about tearing Cameron Ella Ava apart limb from limb at Road to Redemption.
Persephone: Whoop-de-do. Kangaroo boy is in a bad mood. What happened? His girlfriend didn’t give him a happy ending or something? Ridiculous.
Rich Russillo: He might always be in a bad mood, but that doesn’t take away from the results he’s always giving. He’s dangerous in the ring and someone you should never take lightly.
(Before entering the ring, he halfway tosses his briefcases towards the timekeeper’s area. When he enters the ring, he soaks in the jeers from the crowd as his theme fades out. Seconds later, “Ready to Die” by the Notorious B.I.G. starts to play as Lucas Johnson enters the arena to mixed to negative reaction from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent. He is from Long Island, New York. Weighing in at 210 pounds. He is “THE EMPEROR OF VIOLENCE” LUCAS…JOHNSON!
Persephone: Emperor of Violence my butt! He’s more like the caretaker of pillow fights. Good grief!
James Peters: Would you stop? Lucas Johnson might not always have had the best of luck, but is very consistent and works his heart out. All he needs is that one big victory to get the momentum started again.
Persephone: If he’s expecting it against Myles, he shouldn’t have hit the casino bar before coming to the arena tonight. Good grief!
Rich Russillo: Myles might be a tough mountain to climb for Lucas, but he most certainly could get the job done. Remember he has had success in the past as a former New Breed Champion. We could witness an upset happen in this match.
Persephone: Yeah…success. He won his title back when TV was only in black and white and had three channels.
(James rolls his eyes at Persephone’s arrogance as Lucas enters the ring and takes his corner. “Ready to Die” fades off as Lucas looks ready to fight and the ref calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell has rung and this match is underway and MYLES WITH A BIG BOOT IMMEDIATELY IN THE FACE OF LUCAS JOHNSON! MYLES NOT PLAYING AROUND! Myles is looking to end this match as quickly and as painfully as possible. MYLES MOUNTS LUCAS AND IS JUST LAYING FOREARMS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF LUCAS JOHNSON!
Rich Russillo: Something has certainly set Myles off. It might be the comments Lucas made during the week or it could be his impending match with Cameron Ella Ava. All I can say is that the fuse is lit and he is gonna blow. The referee is trying to break Myles up from Lucas, but Myles isn’t listening.
Persephone: Isn’t Kangaroo Boy always in a bad mood? He walks around here with a stick up his butt all the time. I thought dating Minerva would help with that. Maybe he’s frustrated in a different sense. Now look at him. He’s choking the poor loser.
Rich Russillo: Referee admonishing Myles about the choke. Myles finally releases the choke, but not very politely with a cheap shot to the face added. Myles brings up Lucas by the hair and whips him to the ropes. Lucas ducks the clothesline off the rebound and hits the ropes on the other side. Lucas is looking for a headscissors, but Myles catches him on the other side during the swing and COUNTERS WITH A MODIFIED SIDEWALK SLAM!
James Peters: Myles is not going to play games with Lucas Johnson tonight. If we know Myles a little bit at all, he is going to use Lucas Johnson to make an example to Cameron for what’s in store for her at Road to Redemption. Now Myles is just stomping the crap out of Lucas Johnson. Lucas has not been able to get out of the starting gates in the match. Myles once again drags Lucas to his feet and whips him to the ropes.
Rich Russillo: Doesn’t work this time as Myles had his head down and Lucas caught him with a kick to the shoulder. Myles has his back to Lucas and Lucas rolls him up with a schoolboy!
ONNNNNNEEEEE!
TWW-
James Peters: Myles kicks out before two! Lucas tried to catch Myles off guard, but it didn’t pay off. Both men back to their feet. Myles a little quicker and LARIAT RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN OF LUCAS! LUCAS FALLS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! Maybe Myles should just pin him and end this beatdown.
Persephone: I wouldn’t mind that. I’m sick of looking at both of them. The sooner this ends the better. Kangaroo boy drags the other guy to the corner and sits him resting against the bottom turnbuckle. Kangaroo King in the opposite corner and runs at full speed. Wrong way, stupid! The locker room is the other way!
James Peters: SHOTGUN DROPICK RIGHT IN THE FACE! LUCAS’ EYES MIGHT BE ROLLED UP IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! HE LOOKS OUT OF IT! Myles finally drags Lucas out of the corner and goes for the cover. Finally!
ONNNNNNNEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOO!!
THHRRRRREEEEE—-
Rich Russillo: What the? OH COME ON!! MYLES LIFTS UP THE HEAD OF LUCAS BY THE HAIR! THAT CAUSES THE REF TO STOP THE COUNT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? He could have won the match and ended this spectacle. Is this really necessary? Even the ref is asking Myles what in the world he’s doing.
Persephone: As much as I hate this Kangaroo Kisser, early pins aren’t his style. He wants to make the ginger suffer. Much like he is making me suffer by continuing this match. Pain is fun as long as there’s blood. Since there’s no blood, STOP BEING A JACKWAGON AND END THIS THING! Now he just used the ginger as a boomerang from home and flung him around the ring by the hair.
Rich Russillo: Fat chance of Myles ending this match right now. It won’t end until Myles says it’s over. Myles has Lucas right where he wants him. He normally doesn’t play games, but we know very well that if the game involves agony, he’s the gamemaster. Myles is getting ready to take his next turn by dropping a knee right in the small of the back of Lucas Johnson. The face of Lucas contorted in pain.
James Peters: I think Myles gets off or something on hearing his opponents scream. This is almost like a game to him as he drags Lucas to the middle rope and starts choking him once again. The ref once again admonishes Myles. This time Myles is holding the choke, forcing the referee to begin the count.
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV—
Rich Russillo: Myles knows the rules. It’s break on four and get disqualified on five. Myles uses the middle rope and flings Lucas back. The back of Lucas’ head snapped back on landing. But it’s easy to tell that Myles wants to do more damage. Myles pulls up Lucas by the hair, but LUCAS MANAGES AN INSIDE CRADLE! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHRREEEEEEEEE—
James Peters: MYLES KICKS OUT AND DOESN’T LOOK HAPPY! BOTH ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND MYLES CATCHES LUCAS WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT BEFORE HITTING LUCAS RIGHT ON THE JAW WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK!
Persephone: If they keep this up, we’re going to have to get the cleaning crew out here to clean the grease stain that the ginger is going to leave after becoming the personal punching bag for the Aussie Kangaroo King. If he’s going to keep leading him on, at least bust him open for goodness sake. This is so boring!
Rich Russillo: Somehow Lucas is still on his feet after that kick, but he is a little dazed and confused. Myles delivers another kick, but this time it is in the gut. Lucas doubled over and it looks like Myles is going to deliver a powerbomb!
James Peters: IT’S NOT A POWERBOMB BUT AN OVER THE SHOULDER BACKBREAKER! IS MYLES LOOKING TO MAKE LUCAS SUBMIT HERE? This is not one of the normal submissions Myles would use to win a match, but he might be changing things up a bit. The ref is asking if Lucas wants to give it up as Myles keeps jumping and adding pressure to the middle of the back of Lucas.
Persephone: It might work out in the favor of the ginger loser. If the Kangaroo boy keeps jumping like that, he might knock himself out with those big boobs he has. Black eye before Road to Redemption. What a story that would be for him to tell :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: I DON’T THINK SO! IT WAS A SETUP! NOW LUCAS IS FLIPPED AROUND AND PLANTED WITH THE DDT! THAT COMBINATION IS THE WRATH OF PANDORA! LUCAS OPENED PANDORA’S BOX AND FELT PANDORA’S WRATH! HE LOOKS OUT COLD AS MYLES TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR THE COVER! WILL THIS MATCH BE OVER?
Persephone: Oh I hope so. This match is starting to get even more pathetic than I thought. That’s saying something because I thought this match was pathetic. Hurry up and count ref!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRRRREEEE!!!
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Rich Russillo: HOLY GUACAMOLE! LUCAS JOHNSON KICKED OUT!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE DO THAT? I THOUGHT THAT LUCAS WOULD BE FINISHED AFTER GETTING HIT BY THE WRATH OF PANDORA! LUCAS IS BARELY MOVING AND MYLES HAS A LOOK ON HIS FACE OF… AMUSEMENT! WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
James Peters: It’s safe to say that Myles has DOMINATED this match and is looking to have a little more fun before sticking the final nail in the coffin of Lucas Johnson. Myles is nonchalantly waiting for Lucas to make it back to his feet… if he can.
Persephone: Lucas Johnson the ginger who doesn’t know the meaning of the word quit along with about a million other words once again slowly gets back to his feet. Why? He knows that he’s completely out of his league. He’s either a glutton for punishment or he is the biggest idiot you can ever meet.
James Peters: You gotta give it to him. Lucas doesn’t know the meaning of the word quit. Myles looks like he’s about to clock Lucas once again, but… WHAT IS MYLES DOING?
Rich Russillo: He’s getting in Lucas’ face and… POINTING AT HIS CHIN?!? IS MYLES SERIOUSLY ASKING LUCAS TO HIT HIM? HOW EGOTISTICAL CAN YOU GET? Lucas has this look of confusion or it could be him trying to get his wits about it, but he has to be thinking what the rest of us are thinking. You can’t be serious.
James Peters: But Myles looks like he is dead serious. He hasn’t moved an inch. He wants Lucas to start fighting back. I mean what does Lucas have to lose? Myles closes his eyes for a brief second AND THAT’S WHEN LUCAS JOHNSON CATCHES HIM WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE! MYLES IS STUNNED!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT AN IDIOT! Be careful with what you wish for, stupid! It might just come true. Look at the whiny ginger unload on the kangaroo. This is kinda funny!
James Peters: Unload is right! Look at the uppercut right under the chin of Myles. For the first true time in this match, Myles is backpedaling and on the defensive. Neither one of the men in this match are very popular with the EAW Universe, but even they don’t mind seeing Myles getting slapped around like this.
Persephone: Yes yes. It’s an early Christmas miracle. How heartwarming and almost nauseating to the point that I might vomit. Blech!!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile Lucas Johnson right now is like a house of fire. DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN AND LET’S GET IT ON!! LET SEE HOW MYLES CAN HANDLE IT NOW!!
Persephone: Oh goody! A cat fight! I’m missing so many things right now to see Lucas the ginger loser scratch and claw to try and beat the crap out of Myle the loser with big boobs.
James Peters: The ref is telling Lucas to open the fists. Lucas obliges and NOW A GATOR ROLL FROM LUCAS JOHNSON! MYLES LOOKING A LITTLE DIZZY WITH THE NUMBER OF TIMES THEY ROLLED! LUCAS JOHNSON IS ON FIRE NOW!!
Rich Russillo: Great flurry of offense by Lucas Johnson. Now Lucas has managed to get Myles back to his feet and into the corner. Lucas with the repeated boots to the gut of Myles, but not before bringing him back up in the corner and WHAT A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF MYLES! YOU COULD HEAR THAT IN THE NINTH ROW!
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t breathe, this is funny. Be careful, ginger man. If you do that again, you might pop one of the Kanga-Boobs implants. Actually, do it again! Let’s see how natural Myles truly is.
Rich Russillo: Lucas pulls Myles out of the corner and slams him to the mat. Lucas Johnson looks to fly and possibly finish this match while he can. His chances to go for the victory have been few and far between in this match and he knows that he can’t waste it. HE FLIES AND HITS THE RED ARROW! AMAZING HANGTIME AND HE CAUGHT ALL OF IT! LUCAS HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWOOOOOO!!
THRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: MYLES KICKS OUT OF THE RED ARROW! BOY WAS THAT CLOSE!! LUCAS WAS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO PICKING UP THE VICTORY! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS TURNED OUT TO BE! It has gone from a brutal mugging and now it is a very competitive match that could go either way.
Persephone: EITHER WAY? Do you have cataracts, old man? If you don’t, you are about one step away from being put into the loony bin. The only reason this loser has made it this long in this match is by sheer luck. Nothing more, nothing less. Not that I care because neither of these losers can hold a candle to my Sexy Rexy. Wherever he is.
James Peters: What is wrong with you? Lucas has the skills to get it done in the ring. If you forgot, Lucas is a former New Breed Champion. Now how about we get back to this match and you can see for yourself how great this match can be.
Rich Russillo: And we’re back with the match. Now Lucas ascends to the top rope once again. Lucas Johnson looking to fly again. Will lightning strike twice for Lucas? We won’t find out because I don’t know what he was planning, but Myles was playing a little possum, hits the top rope causing Lucas to lose his balance, and crotched Johnson on the top turnbuckle. That isn’t going to feel good.
Persephone: The gene pool is saved! No little Johnsonites running around. Thank gawd! But the ginger boy looked like he was playing a little possum himself. Guess the moron still has one brain cell in that empty head of his!
James Peters: ARM TRIANGLE!! ARM TRIANGLE BY LUCAS JOHNSON!! UNFORTUNATELY FOR LUCAS, HE WILL HAVE TO RELEASE THE HOLD SINCE HE IS IN THE ROPES OR RISK DISQUALIFICATION!! THE REF IS TRYING TO GET LUCAS TO BREAK!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV—
Rich Russillo: Lucas breaks before five, but even though he only got five seconds to keep the move, he still did some damage to the arm of Myles. Johnson keeps his balance and lands on the apron. Myles turns around and Lucas jumps off the ropes!
James Peters: BLUEPRINT! LUCAS CAUGHT MYLES WITH THE BLUEPRINT! CALCULATED MOVE BY LUCAS JOHNSON AND MYLES MIGHT BE OUT! LUCAS CRAWLS FOR THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! WILL WE SEE AN UPSET TONIGHT?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!
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Persephone: Kangaroo Lover kicks out! Should it really be any surprise that this happened? It is Lucas Johnson of all people.
Rich Russillo: BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT UP TO LUCAS JOHNSON IN THIS MATCH! HE IS STILL BRINGING A FIGHT AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE MR. CASH IN THE VAULT DOWN!
Persephone: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. This match is still boring and not worth anybody’s time.
Rich Russillo: I still think you are awesome even when you are being so negative. Lucas Johnson looking to put the exclamation point on this match as he waits for Myles to get into position. Lucas looks to be going for the Final Call. If Lucas hits the kick, you would have to say that this match would be over. Myles finally on his knees and LUCAS IS GOING FOR THE FINAL CALL!!
James Peters: MYLES DUCKS THE PUNT KICK! MYLES BACK TO HIS FEET AS LUCAS TURNS AROUND AND IS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! MYLES GETS HIM THE PUMPHANDLE POSITION! MYLES SPINS OUT AND BAM! DE FACTO! HIS VERSION OF THE PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP CONNECTS! LUCAS JOHNSON IS NOT MOVING! THIS IS ACADEMIC! MYLES DONE WITH THE GAMES AS HE GOES FOR A SERIOUS COVER NOW!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!
…
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEE!!
…
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Enemy Strike” starts playing again as Myles rolls off Lucas to loud boos from the crowd. The ref tries to raise his hand, but Myles pushes the ref away.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…MYLES!
James Peters: That turned out to be a very competitive matchup. Unfortunately for Lucas, it took one move for the momentum of the match to change in the favor of Myles and that spelled the end of the match.
Persephone: What a shock! Lucas lost again! I hope that nobody bet that this idiot would win. If they did, they need their head examined.
(Myles looks at Lucas and laughs as he leaves the ring since Lucas has not moved yet.)
Rich Russillo: Lucas Johnson did an amazing job in this match. He showed that he can still hang with the best that EAW has to offer. Tonight just wasn’t his night.
Persephone: Like most nights for him. Such a loser.
James Peters: I’m not going to take anything away from Lucas. He fought hard, but it is Myles that walks away with another victory for New Eden.
(The final scene shows Myles looking back at the ring at the ref checking on Lucas. He rolls his eyes and heads to the back as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(The camera transitions backstage to Kirk Redwood talking uncomfortably close to McCall Everrett. You can tell that he’s having trouble keeping on his feet as he is using his hand to keep his balance on the wall, while holding two beers in his hands)
Kirk Redwood: So these experiments that I’ve been doing on these frogs behind my house is quite complicated. Now the hardest part is catching the frogs you know? It’s the same experiment that the government is doing on the frogs in order to poison the water supply making Men impotent. They’re trying to stop the world population so that the 1% can take over the world you know? So what I’m doing, is finding that impotence seed, and trying to reverse it you know? *hiccup* So like, once I find the ingredient that they’re using, I can find the cure! Therefore I’m a hero!
(McCall is clearly bothered, but has an awkward smile on her face just nodding at the nonsensical gibberish coming from this man’s mouth; she obviously wants to say something, but just keeps quiet and let’s him continue to speak.)
Kirk Redwood: You gotta be careful with the government. They’re poisoning the water supply; that’s why I get my water from the water out back in my house! They can’t reach my well! And I know what you’re thinking! You have a pond, and a well??!! Yes, I am very prepared for the apocalypse which is in fact coming sooner than you think, and it will be centered around water.
McCall Everett: Oh no, whatever will we do?
(McCall says this just trying to not be rude, but unfortunately this makes Kirk grin from ear to ear)
Kirk Redwood: WELL! With the water supply that I’m accumulating in my backyard, we will be safe for years! The experiments that I am performing in my basement is getting closer and closer to the answer. Don’t worry, I’ll find the cure, and we’ll all be safe. I know it sounds like I’m a hero, and I am! But anyone could do this, they just choose not to. See I see the truth! I can determine what is and isn’t real! I have done my research online, and the world is indeed coming to an end unless we do something. I’m basically a doctor at this point.. Oh hold that thought..
(Kirk’s eye catches something over the shoulder of McCall, while he tilts his head to bring Shane Gates into full view. Shane is seen resting after his match against Miku Sakai, with an ice pack pressed against his head while he drinks a bottle of water casually with his back turned to Kirk. But Kirk knows damn well that he has some business to finish when it comes to Shane.)
Kirk Redwood: Sorry to cut your education short, but I have to see a guy about… Something, good bye.
(Kirk Redwood turns away from her, and starts storming over to Shane Gates. In the background you can see McCall mouth the words “Thank God” as she turns and walks away. Kirk walks up to Shane and taps him on the shoulder)
Kirk Redwood: Hey man! What’s the deal?!
(A quiet groan is heard as Shane hears the voice, just like Kirk, he knows who happens to be confronting him. He just wants his peace, but knowing what goes on in the Voltage brand, he’s accepted the fact that he’s probably never going to get that. He turns around with a disappointed look on his face and catches the face of Kirk.)
Shane Gates: Why do you continue to bother me? Didn’t we handle this last week?
Kirk Redwood: Bro you punched me in the face last week!! That was uncalled for, and if you think that I was just going to let you do that, then you thought wrong! No my friend, I would like to give you a piece of my mind!
Shane Gates: If you gave me a piece of your mind, then you’d be left with none?
KIrk Redwood: Huh?
Shane Gates: Look, yes, I punched you in the face last week because you pissed me off. What did you think was going to happen? You wouldn’t leave me alone, and kept pushing my buttons unprovoked. I don’t feel bad about what I did last week, you deserved it. Even you can see that, even in your… State of mind at the moment.
Kirk Redwood: YOU DESERVED THE PUNCH NOT ME!
Shane Gates: What? How?
Kirk Redwood: You’re the one that came back out of the blue, acting like a ghost haunting the hallway! You can’t just show up someday, when we all thought you were literally dead after the haunted house. You’re lucky I didn’t start the conversation with me punching you in the face
Shane Gates: Why would I think that would be necessary? Not everyone is as dumb as you, thinking some dumb shit like that. You’re just a rude douchebag that needs to be the center of attention. A drunk, a pathetic drunk, that came at me rude, and you got what you deserved. I don’t know how you can possibly think what happened last week wasn’t warranted. Weren’t your teachers supposed to teach you courtesy, and proper manners in kindergarten? I was hoping that me punching you would teach you a lesson that you can’t just come up and talk to someone any way that you want to. But I don’t think you’ll ever get that message.
Kirk Redwood: I mean yeah I’ll watch my tongue with people that I respect, but you? I don’t care. I really don’t care if I hurt your feelings. You don’t do anything around here except steal a spot from someone else. You’re selfish, and I think the best time in EAW was when you weren’t here. It’s hard for people to try and act like that they care that you’re here. We don’t, no one does. I tried to do you a favor last week, and you react with violence?
Shane Gates: How? How could you have possibly been trying to help me last week?
(Kirk, to the confusion of Shane, looks shocked as his mouth goes agape in response to what Shane has to question him for. He’s quite frankly astonished by what Shane has to say to him.)
Kirk Redwood: I tried to get people to care about you a little! One, you were talking to me, TWO! I was bringing the one thing that you had going for you back in your life. I thought bringing the dumb doll back, would get you back on your feet. I thought you would understand what I was doing, and you’d be able to riff with me, but no. Shockingly this whole doll thing wasn’t a bit, and you thought it was a real thing. You overreacted. You did. You overreacted to some fake thing that you made up, and for some reason you started to believe the lie. How was I supposed to know you’re a freak that believes possessed dolls are real?
Shane Gates: LOOK ASSHOLE, THE DOLL POSSESSION WAS REAL! We literally saw it stand up at a FPV, are you kidding? I’ve had enough of you coming at me like this, when I’m literally just living my life. I didn’t ask for your opinion about my problems, I didn’t ask for your opinion about anything, you just came up to me and started to talk shit. How did you think that would go? So once again, you’re doing the same shit, and thinking that you’re able to just do it without anything happening to you.
Kirk Redwood: Bro who cares about your feelings! You’re like 40, people grow out of that shit by their 20’s.. You’re acting like a child. But if this really does bother you, I guess you can go crawl and cry to your dolls little bitch boy.
(Shane has quite frankly had enough of what Kirk has to say towards him, rearing his fist back and going for a punch to the face of Kirk to shut him up for good. But despite what happened last time, Kirk manages to block the punch. Shane is taken by surprise while Kirk brings his free hand into use…)
CRASH!
(Before he takes his beer bottle and smashes it clean against the head of Shane Gates! Shane collapses down to the ground in a pool of his own blood and glass shards as well while Kirk collects himself. He straightens himself up, and suddenly looks a lot more sober than he was before, unusually. He then focuses his attention back on Kirk, bending down and looking down at Shane’s bloodied body on the concrete.)
Kirk Redwood: You got your cheap shot in last week, but never again my friend. I won’t allow myself to be taken advantage of by someone so clearly below me. By the way, I’m not going to finish this, you can have it.
(Kirk takes the other bottle of beer that he was holding and turns it upside down, pouring the liquid substance over the body of Shane who chokes on it while it seeps into his wounds like salt. Kirk then begins to laugh before turning around and walking off, leaving Shane to his own leisure. Shane is dazed and has a little blood trickling down his face as he watches Kirk, from there, Sunday Night Voltage then begins to go elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Road to Redemption, featuring the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber.)
(With Sunday Night Voltage cutting away from ringside for the moment to head to the backstage area, an immensely noticeable amount of booing can be heard in the background as out in the arena on the titantron, the crowd is met with the same unwanted sight as the viewers at home: Drake King. The EAW World Champion can be seen making his way through the hall, passing staffers unknown to those watching on, some of which scowl at him behind his back. It goes without saying that this man is universally despised and seen as an absolute menace not only to Voltage but EAW as a whole; Captain Charisma’s imminent return clearly can’t come soon enough in the minds of everyone working on Voltage under New Eden right now. As he goes to turn a corner, however, he ends up bumping into someone and they go down to the ground while Drake remains standing on his feet!)
???: What the fuck?! Watch where you’re going!
Drake King: You better have $500 for that- oh… oh, it-it’s you.
(Drake crouches down to help up who would turn out to be Ms. Extreme, but instead of taking his hand, she helps herself up to her feet. She picks up the Universal Women’s Champion and dusts herself off, shaking her head and mumbling under her breath while ignoring all of Drake’s apologies and questions of whether she’s hurt or not.)
Ms. Extreme: This is just great, just the person anybody here needs to be caught swearing around. What are you gonna do, make me put $500 in the swear jar? Look, it came out on instinct, alright? But it wouldn’t have if you paid attention to where you’re going.
Drake King: Well, I- and you- and then we- I didn’t mean to run into you-
Ms. Extreme: But it’s not like you’re one to pay attention to your surroundings either, as we found out a few weeks ago when we ended up under the mistletoe and you-
Drake King: I swear I didn’t mean for that to hap- oh God, wait, hold on…
(Ms. Extreme can only watch on as Drake starts turning around while looking up, leaving her confused while Drake is wide-eyed and cautious as he’s on the lookout for something unknown to her and everyone else. After a moment, it dawns on her what’s going on and Ms. Extreme uses the back of her hand to pat at Drake’s back, rolling her eyes with a laugh as he turns around to face her.)
Ms. Extreme: You can chill the fu- heck out, alright? There’s no mistletoe around here and besides, we definitely aren’t gonna kiss again.
(Drake actually appears a little relieved as he stops inspecting overhead for anything that mistletoe could’ve been strung up on, but Ms. Extreme can’t help but look a tad smug considering she’s the one that forced that kiss on him. The sight of Drake King with his guard up and acting all fidgety in her presence is something she’s clearly enjoying.)
Drake King: Thank God for that though, right? I mean, the mistletoe thing, y’know, because of… that kiss…
Ms. Extreme: Yeah…
(The two of them give casual nods, both acknowledging that it happened but unsure of how to go on talking not just about it but about anything else at all when it’s something that so clearly needs to be discussed. But instead, they go silent, staring at each other until Drake is the first to go breaking eye contact after being unsure of what to say and looks down at the ground for just a moment as he speaks.)
Drake King: So, how’s, uh, everything been? Did you have a good holiday?
Ms. Extreme: Uh, yeah, yeah, it was good. Everything’s been good. I’m good. I mean, I had to deal with Cameron being upset with me after what I did in case you didn’t know, but that doesn’t really come as a surprise. After all, you and the rest of New Eden did take out Jamie.
Drake King: Yeah, I guess you could say that we, uh- we sorta did.
Ms. Extreme: ‘Sorta’? :mjgrin:
Drake King: Well, yeah, yeah, we did. But you know what I mean. But Cameron, huh? That-that, uh, sounds like it could be, um, a problem for you and your sisters; you guys are kinda notorious for having some kind of drama going on in your family.
Ms. Extreme: Right? But I don’t see what the big deal is; she was talking about it as if I was enjoying it a little too much. I mean, could you even imagine if I did?! This is me we’re talking about here, hello! But I mean, honestly, she was up in arms over nothing, really, and I’m sure she’ll move on from it; she shouldn’t be so concerned when I can take care of myself. Plus, what’s there to worry about anyway? It wasn’t anything over the top…. It was nothing. Nothing more than what it was. It was just… y’know, a kiss.
Drake King: Yeah, a kiss….
(Drake has to look away from Camille again as he repeats her because he clearly can’t say what happened without battling a mix of emotions – the fact that he enjoyed it, the fact that he somehow ended up in that position and Ms. Extreme took advantage of it, and the most glaring fact of all being his relationship with Sierra. Ms. Extreme is too much for him to try to figure out as to whether she genuinely liked it too, and even if she did, Ms. Extreme clearly wouldn’t be the one to say so herself. But for someone who usually has an explanation for everything, this is one thing that has Drake stumped on how to approach it. Luckily for Drake, Ms. Extreme is there to try to combat the awkwardness as she lightly nudges him in the side with her elbow to get his attention, and he quickly snaps his attention to her to find her actually smiling.)
Ms. Extreme: But hey, look on the brightside! Social media can’t stop talking about it – for once, I’m sure your mentions aren’t all full of people saying they wanna tear you apart and want you dead or shouting at you about they want you and New Eden all to burn and rot in the most fiery pit of Hell. I swear, we’ve been trending nonstop for days!
Drake King: Social media?
(Drake looks nothing short of disgusted with the idea of people being so engaged with social media platforms.)
Drake King: Social media and all that – not really the place I’d go looking for attention or to figure out whether I’m liked by anyone.
Ms. Extreme: Well, duh, everyone fu- freakin’ hates you. You don’t need Twitter to know that.
Drake King: What I mean is that social media is nothing but pure evil. It’s toxic and used for nothing but spewing hatred to people for no reason other than a couple likes or a few retweets, and it’s just people searching for validation through their follower counts or how many views they get – it’s corroded everything in life, and it’s no different than how people in EAW use Championships and achievements to prop themselves up. If we could live in a world without any of that, we’d all be a lot better off than people want to admit and realize.
Ms. Extreme: I don’t know, I can’t say I really agree there, because if it wasn’t for the power that can get used on social media to raise awareness or bring more attention to things that actually deserve it, then I probably wouldn’t even be here in EAW. #ClearCamille was a real big reason for why I was able to get back into this business and get management to actually consider taking a look at me to make a decision after I broke my back; social media pretty much allowed me to get back at it and do this again, pretty much saving my career and whatever hope I had of wrestling again. Honestly, I really don’t know where I’d be without it.
(That seems to be something Drake didn’t consider and hearing Camille speak, he nods his head in an understanding manner. There are far too many good instances to deny how people engaging with certain topics or trends has allowed for breakthroughs or scenarios of bringing people together for just as much good.)
Drake King: That’s… actually a good point. And seeing you now, it would’ve been a real shame if you weren’t around. ….I mean, so that you’re around so that you’re able to compete – n-n-not for any other reason, obviously. ‘Cause, y’know, if you’d have just given up and not fought for what you believed in then you wouldn’t be here…. to wrestle.
Ms. Extreme: Yeah, if I had done that and just let the opportunity pass me by then I probably would’ve never realized my potential or how great I could be through all of what I’ve accomplished so far.
Drake King: Or maybe it’s even more than that. I mean, maybe you would’ve never gotten the chance to become an inspiration to some people who struggled themselves with being told that what they wanted to do or how they wanted to make their dreams a reality just wasn’t possible because of things that’ve happened to them in the past. What happened to your back and how you fought to still come back into the ring is surely one of EAW’s biggest success stories that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough; I’m sure you’re a kind of beacon of hope almost for others out there wondering if what they want is worth fighting for.
(Ms. Extreme has to take a moment. What started out as her teasing Drake a bit has ended up becoming an honest, sincere talk between the two of them and coming to an understanding about something. But moreover, Drake has her considering a different perspective about her injury and what it could mean for more significance to her overall career.)
Ms. Extreme: :wow: You know, I’ve gone through a lot and have dealt with so much, just wanting to always make sure that I stayed true to who I am that I never really thought of being seen as much of a role model or whatever. It’s not like I’ve done what I’ve done to have people looking up at me and thinking I’m some kind of actual hero or inspiration. With everything I’ve had going on, I guess I just never really stopped to take the time and think about it like that.
Drake King: No one ever really does when they’re so caught up in treating all of this like it’s a race for fame, or they’re too busy seeing things like Champions and tournaments as all existing for nothing more than to cater to their vanity. People don’t see that kind of perspective when they’re all so much more focused on Championships and the glory of holding them just to get their name put on a list of people who’ve held it before them. To some of them, that’s all that matters, or for others it’s just another thing to cross out on their list of goals. There’s so much more to this than all of that, always something more important than any of that at any given time – and this sport would be a whole lot better off if everyone else could see that, too.
(Camille merely stands there in silence as she looks at him and listens, not having expected Drake to say she must be some kind of inspiration in one breath and then in the next, lump her in with the very same kind of people he looks down on while at same time sounding almost sympathetic towards her own situation.)
Drake King: Well, uh… I-I have to get going actually. But it was nice, um, talking to you, Camille.
Ms. Extreme: Right. I’ll see you around… or whatever.
(Drake puts his hand up ever so slightly as some kind of awkward gesture of saying goodbye before leaving from the vicinity, and Ms. Extreme stands there watching him leave. On a close-up of Camille not having moved from the spot where Drake King had just left her at, she can be spotted coming to nod her head and actually seemingly impressed with the way that Drake was able to articulate himself. As she gives a small shrug of her shoulders, obviously not necessarily hating some of what he had to say, the scene fades out.)
(Voltage returns to a shot of Bella Braxton inside the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Crowd repeats; ONE FALL!)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMBER PREVIEW MATCH!
(The crowd cheers loudly and those cheers turn into a very mixed reaction as ‘Warriors of Hope’ by Masafumi Takada ensues and rings throughout the arena. Holly enthusiastically makes her way onto the Voltage stage and acts sarcastically confused as to her hot and cold reaction tonight.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALANNDDDDDD!!! WEIGHING IN AT 148 POOOUNNNDDSSSS, HOLLYYYYYYY ‘THE MIDAS TOUCHHHHH’ ARROWWWWW!!!!
(The crowd offers up a still mixed reaction as she waves them off and smiles her way to the edge of the stage. Gazing over the ramp and cracking her neck.)
Rich Russillo: One of the women competing in the Universal Women’s Championship match at Road To Redemption and I have to say, if there was one wild-card out that to dethrone Ms. Extreme, I might bet on it being Holly Arrow. I mean, this woman has all the skills in the world and thus far in EAW she’s been grinding to find her footing as a star, as a winner. Someone who can do more than just come up second-best and put on great matches.
James Peters: She wants to be a winner and I agree, Rich. This attitude of hers, while most probably don’t favor it, has helped Holly and given her the edge she’s been looking for to step to the next level. Now, it’s time to realize it with a huge win at Road To Redemption.
(Holly rolls into the ring and as she steps onto the ropes, ‘GANG GANG’ by KSI, JAY1 and DENO begins to play and Holly scowls at the stage. After a few seconds, Rebecca Blackwell makes her way out to the stage, staring directly at her opponent for tonight.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! WRESTLING OUT OF LONDON, ENGLAND! WEIGHING IN AT 123 POOOUNNDDDSSS, REBECCAAAAAAA ‘THE VIXEN OF ULTRAVIOLENCE’ BLACKWELLLL!!!!!
(The crowd boos as she makes her way down the ramp and pays them barely any mind at all.)
Rich Russillo: She may have been playing some mind games with the entrance tactics, but she’s all business tonight. A cold expression on the face of Rebecca, she’s here to win. She knows that winning tonight puts her on a path of momentum to Road To Redemption. She’s gonna go into that chamber, her first chamber, with a massive confidence boost and the faith that she truly can capitalize on such a massive opportunity.
James Peters: A win tonight could give her a sizable edge over another opponent she’ll see in that chamber at Road To Redemption. They both know what’s at stake not only then, but right now. They’ve come to perform and they’re ready. Let’s not waste any more time!
DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: Here we go! Holly Arrow and Rebecca Blackwell are live on Voltage!
James Peters: Look at this, Rebecca immediately out of the corner, she surges towards Holly and pressures her into the corner! Holly turns it around, but Rebecca turns it around again and once more puts Holly Arrow against the turnbuckles! Now grabbing her in a side-headlock position and dragging Holly to the center of the ring. Controlling the body of Holly with this side-headlock, Holly is forced to take a knee and Rebecca cranks it back again!
Rich Russillo: Rebecca now throws her to the canvas and tries to come off the ropes with a dropkick to Arrow! Holly sidesteps her and Rebecca is able to stop herself in time, but now it’s Holly who grabs Rebecca and drapes her over her shoulder! Running her across the ring and dumping her into the turnbuckles! Now Holly unloads with palm strikes to the nose of Rebecca! Elbows to the side of Blackwell’s head as she tries to cover up amongst this Arrow onslaught!
James Peters: Holly Arrow is just turning this into a brawl! A fury of strikes to Blackwell, who is covering up but still getting hit! A small trickle of blood is dripping from her nose now, those palm strikes really did a number on her! A small trail of red drops on the canvas as Holly now goes low and CHOPS Rebecca down with a stinging calf kick! That one felled her by the wayside and she dropped to a seated position in the corner! OH BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT HOLLY ARROW IS THINKING!
Persephone: That she needs plastic surgery? I was thinking the same! That face looks like Shrek would wife it!
Rich Russillo: NO! She’s thinking of this running corner attack- OUCH! Holly Arrow threw herself into the turnbuckles, but Rebecca rolled out of the way and Holly landed right on her lower back! That had to hurt as Rebecca gets to her feet and throws a big lariat towards Holly Arrow! Holly ebades it and now throws another calf-kick at that same leg of Rebecca! The right leg of Blackwell is being chewed up by Arrow and these kicks! She backed her up with that one and now she goes for another kick!
James Peters: Rebecca caught that one and TURNED IT INTO A DRAGON SCREW! A VICIOUS DRAGON SCREW FROM BLACKWELL! WHO LIFTS UP THE LEG OF ARROW AND SNAPS IT DOWN AGAIN! TWO NASTY DRAGON SCREWS THAT HAVE HOLLY CLUTCHING AT HER LEFT LEG! Rebecca is returning fire for all those leg attacks, trying to even the score and not let Holly take the reins with those snapping leg kicks!
Persephone: It’s a good strategy, but soft. Stomp on her head, not those fat legs, my god, a meteor couldn’t break them things.
James Peters: Jake Mercer would probably agree with that.
Rich Russillo: Rebecca on her feet, waiting for her prey to stand back up, like a lion and a gazelle! Holly dazily gets back to a standing base BUT IS FLOORED BY A CHARGING REBECCA BLACKWELL, WHO HAD MURDEROUS INTENTIONS WITH THAT LARIAT! REBECCA’S OWN BLOOD SPLATTERED ONTO HOLLY’S BODY AS IT WHIPPED TO THE CANVAS! WHAT A LARIAT FROM REBECCA, WHO NOW GRABS THE LEG AGAIN AND TWISTS IT WITH YET ANOTHER PAINFUL DRAGON SCREW! REBECCA BLACKWELL IS RUTHLESS AS THEY COME!
James Peters: It’s all business to her, she’ll do whatever she needs to win and I can’t say that’s a poor strategy. Holly is crawling towards the ropes in a heap, but Rebecca is gonna make sure that this match stays in the palm of her hand! Lifting Holly up and throwing her against the ropes! REBECCA BLACKWELL WITH A DROPKICK-
Rich Russillo: No! Holly was able to stay on the ropes and Rebecca missed with that one! Hitting the canvas hard and trying to regroup, but Holly slams a forearm against the side of Rebecca’s head! Now Holly runs across the ring and bounds off the ropes, ARROW IS AIRBORNE AND STRIKES LIKE AN ARROW WITH A SPRINGBOARD SHOTGUN DROPKICK! A THUDDING DROPKICK AFTER BOUNCING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND REBECCA ROLLED OUT OF THE RING, SHE’S STUNNED!
James Peters: Holly runs to the corner and jumps over the top rope, she’s on the apron! Eyeing the still dizzy Rebecca Black! HOLLY ARROW THROUGH THE AIR WITH A DOUBLE FOOT-STOMP TO REBECCA THAT TOOK THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE FLOOR! WHAT CREATIVE OFFENSE FROM HOLLY ARROW, WHO GRABS REBECCA BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER BACK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!
(The crowd cheers loudly in excitement as these two women continue the high-paced match.)
Rich Russillo: HOLLY GRABS THE ARMS OF REBECCA AND NOW PLACES HER FOOT ON THE CHEST OF BLACKWELL! HOLLY ARROW IS LOOKING FOR ‘1000 BLOWS’! SHE STOMPS DOWN- NO! REBECCA GOT HER ARM FREE AND MOVED OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT FILTHY STOMP! REBECCA NOW KICKS OUT THE LEG OF ARROW AND SUDDENLY IT’S HOLLY’S LEGS WHO SERVE AS HER DOWNFALL! SHE FALLS BACK AND GRABS HER KNEE AS REBECCA GETS BACK UP!
James Peters: THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE AND REBECCA SCOOPS HER UP INTO SPINEBUSTER POSITION-
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW SLIPPED DOWN HER BACK AND GRABBED BLACKWELL’S TRUNKS! SHE GRABBED THE TRUNKS AND NOW ARROW RIPS HERSELF DOWN INTO A SUNSET-FLIP POWERBOMB! WHAT FORCE FROM ARROW TO WHIP HER BODY DOWN TO THE CANVAS LIKE THAT, SNAPPING BLACKWELL’S HEAD OFF THE MAT AND NOW GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!
James Peters: Blackwell powered out at 2, it’s gonna take more than that to keep her down for the count!
Persephone: Surprisingly, that looked like it would be enough to snap her weak body in two.
James Peters: That wasn’t but she isn’t finished with Blackwell yet! Holly drags Rebecca back to her feet and smiles dead in her face! Arrow off the ropes as she launches herself with a sling-blade! WAIT! WHAT POWER FROM REBECCA BLACKWELL, SHE CAUGHT ARROW IN MID-AIR, NOT LETTING HER COMPLETE THE MOVE AND NOW SHE SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER! THAT ONE RATTLED ARROW’S ORGANS!
Rich Russillo: REBECCA BLACKWELL, LIKE LIGHTNING, SHE’S OFF THE ROPES AND SHE LAUNCHES A SLIDING KNEE AT ARROW! HOLLY AVOIDS IT AND MANAGES TO STUMBLE INTO THE CORNER! REBECCA STORMS IN AFTER HER, BUT ARROW PUTS A BOOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FACE AND SENDS HER CHICKEN-DANCING BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! NOW HOLLY STEPS OUT TO THE APRON AND CALLS FOR SOME BIG OFFENSE, OH MY GOD!
James Peters: HOLLY ON THE ROPES, SHE FLIES INTO THE RING- BANG! REBECCA WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF HOLLY ARROW AS SHE FLEW BACK INTO THE RING AND NOW IT’S ARROW WHO IS SEEMINGLY OUT COLD! HOLLY FLAT ON HER BACK AND REBECCA BLACKWELL IS HEADING TO TOP ROPE! SHE’S SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES, PREPARE THE LANDING PAD BOYS, A BIRD IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE SKIES!
Rich Russillo: IT CERTAINLY IS, REBECCA BLACKWELL IS CALLING FOR THE FINISH! SHE SOARS INTO THE AIR AND OUTSTRETCHES HER LEGS AND ARMS WITH A ‘FEELING FROGGY’ FROG SPLASH ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP!!! JESUS LORD, THAT ONE CRUSHED HOLLY’S RIBS AND BLACKWELL FELT IT ALL THE SAME! SHE BOUNCED OFF HOLLY AND IMMEDIATELY GRABBED HER OWN MIDSECTION!
James Peters: SHE KNOWS THAT ISN’T ENOUGH TO PUT ARROW DOWN FOR THE COUNT! SHE NEEDS THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH HOLLY IS AND REBECCA KNOWS THAT SHE’LL NEED AN EXCLAMATION POINT TO PULL THE CURTAIN BACK ON THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: SHE MIGHT HAVE IT HERE! HOLLY ARROW STUMBLING AROUND THE CORNER, SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S WAITING BEHIND HER! THE BEAST THAT’S ABOUT TO ATTACK! BLACKWELL LIKE A THUNDERBOLT, SHE POUNCES WITH THAT ‘LIGHT’S OUT’ ELBOW-
James Peters: NO! ARROW DUCKED UNDER IT AND NOW JUMPS WITH A KNEE OF HER OWN THAT STINGS THAT BLOODY NOSE OF REBECCA! IF IT WASN’T BROKEN BEFORE, IT MIGHT BE NOW! WHAT A COUNTER FROM HOLLY ARROW HERE!
Persephone: THANK GOD, SHE CAN FINALLY FIX THAT HONKER SHE HAS, JESUS CHRIST!
James Peters: HOLLY LANDED THAT CLUTCH KNEE AND NOW SHE YANKS REBECCA IN FOR A BRAINBUSTER! SHE HOISTS HER UP, BUT REBECCA DROPS A KNEE DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF HOLLY AND FORCES HER TO DROP HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! NOW REBECCA FORCES A SEPARATION BETWEEN THEM AND RINGS HOLLY’S BELL WITH A ‘EUROSTAR’ THAT CLATTERS THE CHIN OF ARROW!
Rich Russillo: NOW REBECCA BLACKWELL LIFTS THE FALLEN BODY OF HOLLY UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS, SHE KNOWS THAT THIS COULD BE HER MOMENT! HER BIGGEST WIN TO DATE, HER SHINING SECONDS! SHE’S GOING FOR THE ‘BECCA DRIVER’!!! SHE’S GOT HER UP AND- NO! HOLLY ARROW SLIPS OUT THE BACKDOOR AND NOW DRIVES ANOTHER CALF-KICK INTO THE LEG OF REBECCA!
James Peters: BACK TO THE STRATEGY WITH THAT ONE, SHE PUT MONEY IN THE BANK EARLIER WITH THE LEG ATTACKS AND THAT ONE GOT A LOUD YELL OUT OF REBECCA! THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE GOTTEN AFTER IT SINCE THE FIRST BELL AND AREN’T SLOWING DOWN NOW! NOW HOLLY LIFTS UP REBECCA FOR THE ‘LOVE LOCKDOWN’!!! THIS ONE WOULD SURELY SPELL DOOM FOR REBECCA!
Rich Russillo: NO! REBECCA SLIPS OUT ONTO HER FEET AND DRIVES ANOTHER ‘EUROSTAR’ UPPERCUT INTO THE FACE OF HOLLY! THAT ONE ROCKED HER BAD AND NOW REBECCA FLIPS AROUND WITH A PELE KICK TO THE BACK OF HOLLY’S HEAD! THAT ONE GROUNDED THE GREAT ARROW AND NOW IT’S REBECCA WHO SOMEHOW CHANGED THE TIDES OF THIS MATCH TO HER FAVOR! REBECCA HAS THE WORLD AT HER FEET AND SHE KNOWS IT, BUT IT’S TIME TO BRING HOLLY CRASHING BACK DOWN TO REALITY!
James Peters: HERE GOES REBECCA BLACKWELL, SHE’S GOING TO THAT NO-FLY ZONE ONCE AGAIN AND CALLING FOR A HUGE FINISH! SHE SLAPS HER ELBOW AND THEN POINTS AT THE SKY! SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF WITH ‘MACHO MADNESS’ AND COMES FLYING TOWARDS HOLLY-
Rich Russillo: –
Persephone: YES! SHE MISSES AS HOLLY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! SHE PROBABLY BROKE HER ARM, STUPID HOE! NOW HOLLY ROLLS OVER AND LOCKS IN THE ‘ULTRALIGHT BEAM’! YES! SHE’S GONNA ULTRALIGHT BEAM HER CHANCES OF WINNING STRAIGHT TO THE GARBAGE!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A WONDERFUL COUNTER FROM ARROW, THAT’S TRUE MASTERY RIGHT THERE! HOLLY HAS IT LOCKED IN AND SURELY THIS ONE IS OVER! THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL, HOLLY HAS IT LOCKED IN! SHE ISN’T LETTING GO AND REBECCA IS FIGHTING AND CLAWING HER WAY TO THE ROPES! SHE’S FIGHTING FOR EVERY INCH, EVERY MILLIMETER, BUT THE HAIR AND BLOOD IN HER EYES IS COMPOSING HER! THE WRENCHING AND UNRELENTING HOLLY ARROW WHO IS TRYING TO KILL HER WITH THIS SUBMISSION!
James Peters: REBECCA IS TRYING TO MAKE IT THERE AND SUDDENLY, THE ROPE DOESN’T SEEM SO FAR! SHE’S GETTING CLOSER, BUT HOLLY IS RIPPING BACK ON THIS SUBMISSION! SHE’S GETTING CLOSER, BUT FURTHER AT THE SAME TIME! HOLLY TRYING TO PUT REBECCA OUT COLD, BUT REBECCA IS NOW ONLY A FINGER LENGTH AWAY FROM THAT BOTTOM ROPE! JUST REACH OUT REBECCA!…
Rich Russillo: SHE’S SO CLOSE- HOLLY ARROW RELEASES THE SUBMISSION AND NOW DRAGS REBECCA BACK TO THE CENTER, NOW IT’S REALLY OVER! SHE DROPS DOWN AGAIN, NO! THIS TIME REBECCA SCRAMBLED AWAY WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS AND JOLTED TO HER FEET! SHE FALLS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND HER FACE IS PURPLE, BUT AT LEAST SHE’S FREE OF HOLLY’S GRASP!
James Peters: HOLLY LABORDLY GETS TO HER FEET AND GRABS ONTO HER LEG AS REBECCA LOOKS BACK AT HER WITH NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT AND WARRIOR SPIRIT! NOTHING BUT THE WILL TO SEE THE OTHER COMPETITOR DIE FIRST! THIS IS TREMENDOUS! BOTH WOMEN ARE IN THE MIDDLE IN A TENSE FACE OFF AND-
(‘Zombie’ by Bad Wolves shifts the world’s attention to the center Voltage stage as both women look confused.)
Rich Russillo: IT’S…..IT’S MS. EXTREME! IT’S THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! SHE’S HERE! SHE’S HERE! OH MY GOD! MS. EXTREME WITH HER TITLE, SHE’S CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP AND THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON! NEITHER DO WE!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME SLIDES INTO THE RING AND LEVELS BOTH COMPETITORS WITH A HORRIFIC LARIAT THAT SNAPS BOTH OF THEM TO THE CANVAS AND ENDS THIS MATCH!
DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME JUST BROUGHT THIS BATTLE TO A CLOSE WITH THAT MOVE!! WHY?!?! WHAT IS SHE DOING?!?
Persephone: SHE’S MAKING A DARN STATEMENT! NONE OF THESE LIL HOES ON HER LEVEL! YOU TELL THEM MS. EXTREME! SIKE, I LIED, YOU SUCK TOO, BUT THANKS FOR ENDING THAT MATCH BEFORE THESE BRAIN DEAD ZOMBIES SLUGGED IT OUT FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR!
James Peters: MAN, WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
(Ms. Extreme calls for a microphone.)
Ms. Extreme: Great match, ladies, really. You proved to the world what they should’ve already known, the obvious and the ugly reality that absolutely NONE of you are close to touching my level of dominance as an elitist and you only showed us that you’re not in the discussion for being the one to dethrone Ms. Extreme.
(The crowd gives a heavy mixed reaction as Ms. Extreme talks over the battered body of Holly Arrow and Rebecca Blackwell.)
Ms. Extreme: I’m the most commanding and dominant champion there’s ever been and that isn’t changing any time soon. Road To Redemption will prove that. Not even a chamber is enough to rip this belt away from me and your hopes of being the one to do it are nothing more than fever dreams. Get used to this, leaving without victory. It’s all you’re going to be doing until after I’m done with you.
Ms. Extreme: Good luck in the chamber, you’ll need it.
(Ms. Extreme drops the mic on Rebecca’s body and holds her title in the air over both of them as the crowd serenades her with boos and cheers.)
James Peters: Well, if she did want to make a statement, it’s clear now. Sheesh.
(Ms. Extreme holds the title high in the air and wipes some of Rebecca’s blood on her own face, the shot then fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial featuring Young Thug and Ronan Malosi appears. Young Thug is showing Ronan how to avoid cyber-scams and Ronan looks as if he’s had an epiphany.)
(The scene fades to an undisclosed location. Most likely, it seems like it’s someone’s house due to the Christmas decorations already being up. The house is being captivated by an eight-foot white Christmas tree, lighting up the living room. The tree is decorated in red and white. On top of the tree is a shining star. The camera stops at that scenery until some footsteps are heard coming down the stairs. Soon after, it reveals that Cameron Ella Ava is walking around a staircase, which is already showing some Christmas spirit boy having the garland and white lights wrapped around it. She focuses her eyes on the tree before taking a seat on the second to last step as her feet and onto of the last step.)
Cameron Ella Ava: I just put my baby boy to sleep finally. I know that this is not the most ideal location to get my thoughts and feelings about my match at Road to Redemption, but I just needed to get a couple of things out of my chest. There has been so much emotion running through my mind ever since accepting Myles’ challenge for Road to Redemption. There are so many things that are fueling me as not only a wrestler but as a wife, who has watched her husband being attacked by three pieces of garbage, who thought that they were doing everyone a favor by riding the brand of Jamie O’Hara. When I had gotten news on his attack, I had that sinking feeling in my heart because I’ve been down this terrifying road, where I didn’t know how Jamie was going to end up. By the looks of things, it seems like his season has come to a complete end thanks to three Elitists, who saw him as nothing more than a threat to the EAW Championship to the Tag Team Turmoil and were going to stop at nothing to make sure that ‘The Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling’ was no longer a threat to them. The moment that Jamie gained consciousness and became aware of the situation, he could see the look in my eyes. He could see what I was thinking and he said: “you don’t need to. You don’t need to fight my battle again.” He, out of all people, knew what happened the last time I fought a battle for him and how emotionally damaged the entire situation left me and while Myles and the situation with New Eden don’t seem like something that would send me to therapy again, it is time-consuming. Being on Showdown has made it tough for me to go marching to Voltage and doing something about New Eden’s actions, but I respected his wishes and I decided to move on from the situation. I tried to place my focus on Reasonable Doubt and the possibility of regaining the World Championship again. I would catch myself watching Voltage and with all of the name dropping from Minerva, from Drake, from Myles, it made my blood boil that these three would continue to keep his name in their mouths — like they were worthy of saying it.
(Cameron Ella Ava paused as she shook her head and chuckled.)
Cameron Ella Ava: “Oh, Jamie is selfish for not retiring!” “Jamie should have left after losing at Pain for Pride!” “Jamie should go home and be a father!” All of these statements coming out of the mouths of New Eden. All of them dragged his name, trying to make him out to be this worst human imaginable, and still, Jamie had insisted that this wasn’t my battle to insert myself in. He wasn’t going to stand by seeing me go through all of that and after a while, it became difficult. It took every part of me not to step in and take on New Eden by myself. It took every fiber of my being not to interject myself in a situation that he can’t control for me, but I kept trying to place my focus on the Answers World Championship. I wanted to turn my attention towards the Chamber. With this entire talent, exchange happening again, there was an idea in the back of my mind that told me: “I could do something about it now,” before having to remind myself that Jamie didn’t want me in this mess. I was focused on my match with Miku Sakai, but when I heard that New Eden was going to open the show, I couldn’t help, but pay attention. Personally, I’ve never cared much about them, but still, that feeling they left me after my husband was attacked by them was something that I couldn’t entirely erase. Now, I don’t care about New Eden and they’ve always hated that about me. They hate it when they’re not the center of everyone’s heads. While Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke have made it their entire agenda to take down New Eden and the whole situation with the ‘Voltvengers’ last season, I really couldn’t care less about them. They weren’t important in my eyes.
(Cameron Ella Ava pauses, before thinking of her words carefully.)
Cameron Ella Ava: They were nothing to me, but they are something to me. Now, they are an issue to me because a way to make me have an issue with them is by attacking my husband, the love of my life, the father of my child and that is something that leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. Now, I don’t expect Myles to feel any sort of remorse for what New Eden did to Jamie, but I plan to let him know what happens when you mess with someone who isn’t in the state to fight back. You can come after me, you can come after who I am, what I stand for, how I dress, and how I carry myself, but you never come after my family. That is where I draw the line. You cross that line and that’s when I start to become angry. Facing a Cameron Ella Ava with a vendetta is probably one of the most dangerous women that you could ever step into the ring against. Facing a Cameron Ella Ava who is fighting for the people that she loves is something untouchable inside the ring. I don’t think Myles has a clue about what he got himself into the moment that he realized that he was going to be stepping into the ring with one of the best. It doesn’t matter who I’m in the ring with, you know that the match is going to be an absolute banger. You know that the match is going to be talked about. With Myles, I understand how much of a competitor he is. He’s competitive. He has a massive mean streak and when it comes to an opportunity to showcase himself, there’s no doubt that he’s going to bring it. What he needs to understand is that I’m going to bring it as well. I’ve been aware of all the talk about me “phoning” things in and as much as Reasonable Doubt and Midsummer Massacre should have shut people up, it seems like people are still running their mouths. Happily, Myles is going to be someone that fights back. Myles is going to be someone who actually gives me the proper competition that I was able to get during my short time on Voltage. Since my return, I’ve made it clear that I wanted to step into the ring and face the best in the business. I wanted to prove time after time again that I can hang with any woman or man in this company. Now, Myles, is a terrific athlete and he had a good performance against Jamie, but he wasn’t better than Jamie. I always knew that he was going to put up a good performance against him, but he never had a real shot at defeating Jamie. Not many people, but Drake and Minerva thought that Myles had a shot at finally defeating Jamie O’Hara.
Cameron Ella Ava: So what makes him think that he has a shot at defeating me?
(Cameron Ella Ava looks towards the camera, almost like she’s staring into Myles’ soul.)
Cameron Ella Ava: What makes you think that you can defeat me, Myles? Because I’m not the same as I once ways? Because I have so much on my plate? Because you think that me picking a fight with New Eden and most importantly, you is going to lead me nowhere? You told me that I would be better walking up the ramp and allowing someone else to accept the challenge? No, it would have been better if it was Jamie in my position, so he can kick your a** like he did so at Bloodsport. Sadly, we don’t get the luxury of Jamie beating you to a bloody pulp, so it seems like the world is going to have to settle with me doing the job and that is getting back at you and New Eden for what you did to my husband. I was so close to kneeing you with “In Excelsis.” I was so close to knocking the lights out of you. One of the visions that I have dancing in my head are not of sugar plums, but of how satisfying it will feel to have this knee knock out for f*cking skull. At Road to Redemption, Myles, I expect you to finally realize that you’re not facing a woman who has no idea what she’s getting herself into. You’re not facing a woman who is so emotionally distraught about what happened to her husband, she’ll be willing to do something reckless that could get her hurt as well. You’ll be facing a woman who will stop at nothing to avenge her family and leave you a bloody mess.
(Cameron Ella Ava looks at the camera with the most intense look possible. You can tell that there’s a lot of emotion racing in her mind. She is going to Road to Redemption with all the intentions in the world to defeat Myles, avenge her husband and excel when facing the biggest competition this season so far. Myles isn’t someone to overlook. He is the same man who performed and did great when going up against Mr. DEDEDE and knowing the competitor Cameron is, there’s no doubt that this is going to be a brilliant match. The scene fades elsewhere.)
(Voltage fades to ringside, and instead of James Peters, Rich Russillo and Persephone being present at the commentary table, the three members of New Eden can be seen in their place.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is an eight-man tag team match… Scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Shake It’ by Metro Station hits to a mixed reaction, and Jake Smith and Chris Elite begin making their way out to the stage. They don’t waste much time making their way down to the ring, and despite them not waiting for their partners, ‘High All The Time’ by 50 Cent hits, causing loud cheers to roar amongst the crowd as Justin Windgate makes his way out to the stage with a smile. Justin doesn’t bother waiting either as he notices two of his partners already at the bottom of the ramp, and as Justin makes his way down towards the ring, all the cheers in the crowd are turned into boos thanks to ‘F**k Everything’ by Jon Lajoie beginning to play. Ryan Wilson makes his way out, and with a focused look on his face he joins the rest of his team, making his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… The team of JAKE SMITH, CHRIS ELITE, JUSTIN WINDGATE AND RYAN WILSON!!!!!
Myles: If this is our final match in control of Voltage, it was only right that we went out with a match like this, one that gets to showcase the talents of eight different people!
Minerva: On one side we have Candice Blair, Danny Tanner, Mary S. Atlas and Alex Myers. And the other..
Drake King: We have the other members of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and the people we’ll, for some reason, be facing in a few weeks.
Minerva: Right..
(‘Diva’ by Beyonce hits, and the crowd cheers as Candice Blair and Danny Tanner make their way out to the stage together. They actually wait at the top of the ramp unlike the opposite team, and as they wait with a smile on their faces, ‘Nothing Helps’ by ONE OK ROCK hits. The crowd continues cheering as Mary S. Atlas makes her way out, having recovered from the attack earlier, to join Danny and Candice, and from there, the three Elitists begin to make their way down the ramp. They don’t wait at all for their final partner, but in the end, ‘New World Torture’ by While She Sleeps begins to play anyway. Alex Myers makes their way down the ring, and as they eventually make it inside of the ring, they make sure to tell the other three members that they plan to start the match. Candice and Danny are both a bit annoyed by this, but they don’t argue.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents…. The team of CANDICE BLAIR, DANNY TANNER, MARY S. ATLAS AND ALEX MYERS!!!!!
Myles: This definitely has the potential to be a great match, and I’m hoping that the issues these teams have with each other doesn’t ruin that.
Minerva: There’s definitely talent here, but with the high egos in this match, I think you might be asking for a lot. I expect this to be a good match, but I don’t expect everyone here to co-exist.
Drake King: Of course not. There’s no way they’ll all be able to, but in the end that’ll be their own problem to deal with.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Myles: Justin Windgate is starting the match with Alex Myers, and both competitors lock up but Justin’s able to get the advantage in early on as he locks in a headlock. Alex Myers rushes into the ropes to force Justin off of them, and now Alex ducks under a lariat attempt by Justin before running the ropes himself- just for Justin to catch Alex with an arm drag. I don’t know why these guys argue with us so much and try to stop us when they’re clearly capable of putting on a good match without a bunch of titles and nonsense involved, but whatever.
(Justin Windgate locks Alex Myers in a grounded rear chinlock, but Alex Myers manages to get back up to their feet, elbowing Justin in the midsection before taking him to the mat with a snapmare. Alex runs the ropes, and they go to deliver a running dropkick to the face, but Justin is able to avoid their move before getting back up. Justin grabs Alex by the waist and lifts them up, but Alex delivers a back elbow, avoiding an attempt at a German suplex, and allowing them to grab Justin in a front facelock.)
Minerva: Alex Myers is trying to lift Justin up for a suplex, but Justin Windgate managed to pull himself down behind Alex, pushing them right into his own team’s corner. Justin Windgate now tags in Chris Elite, and Chris gets back into the ring before kneeing Alex in their stomach. Chris is starting to kick and stomp away at Alex repeatedly while they’re trapped in the corner, and Chris tags his partner Jake into the match while Alex is still trapped in the corner, dropped down into a seated position thanks to all of those stomps he suffered.
Drake King: Now Jake is kicking at Alex Myers’ face, and that’s really not where Alex wants to be right now. Being in the opposite teams corner in a normal tag team match is dangerous, but when you have four opponents to worry about, it’s even worse. Jake just tagged Chris back into the match, and I really haven’t been too impressed with the Haircare Kings’ performances these past few weeks so hopefully they step up their game tonight. Jake just hit a snapmare to bring Alex out of the corner, and now Chris just ran the ropes before hitting Alex with a dropkick. That was a pretty impressive move by those two, and now Chris goes for the cover.
ONE!
TW-
Myles: Alex gets the shoulder up, though! Chris pulling Alex back up to their feet, AND NOW CHRIS LIFTS ALEX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS- But Alex starts punching Chris before he could go for a powerbomb! Alex Myers gets Chris to drop them before stumbling into their own teams corner, and now Mary S. Atlas tags herself in! Mary does have unfinished business with Chris and Jake, so I’m not that surprised that she’d want in this match.
Minerva: Mary tried to hit Chris with a lariat, but Chris managed to duck under it before bouncing off of the ropes. Mary managed to take Chris down with a drop toe hold though, and now she runs the ropes- and she tried to hit Chris with a running knee to the side of the head but she was just a bit too slow, letting Chris get back to his feet to avoid the move. Chris now scoops Mary up onto his shoulders before running into the corner- but Mary managed to slip behind Chris and push him into the corner before he could hit that Lawn Dart move.
Myles: I’m pretty sure he calls it the “44 Bulldog” or something like that.
Minerva: I don’t care too much about what he calls his moves, not when he can’t even connect with them.
Drake King: Mary runs at Chris as soon as he turns around, and she hits him with a running forearm smash! Mary tossing Chris Elite out of the corner before climbing up to the middle rope, and now she delivers a diving dropkick! Chris is rolling over to one of the empty corners and using the turnbuckles to pull himself up!
(Mary S. Atlas charges at Chris Elite looking to his the “9 Miles” Helluva kick, but Chris manages to roll out of the way, before jumping up and hitting a standing dropkick as soon as Mary turns away from the corner. Chris Elite backs into his corner, tagging Jake Smith into the match, who quickly runs in and delivers a boot to the side of Mary’s head as soon as he re-enters the ring. Jake begins stomping repeatedly at Mary, forcing Mary to roll out to the ring apron as the referee begins to count for Jake.)
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Myles: And Jake gets off of Mary. Not for long though as he begins trying to pull Mary up from the apron, but Mary is able to duck down and send her shoulder into Jake’s stomach! Mary now running up to the top rope, AND SHE DIVES ONTO JAKE WITH A CROSSBODY! Mary doesn’t go for the cover just yet though as Jake is still fresh, and instead she tags Candice Blair into the match as soon as she gets back up!
Minerva: Jake is already back on his feet, but unsurprisingly, he’s taken down fairly quickly as Candice Blair runs in and delivers a forearm smash. Jake stumbles into the corner, and Candice charges at Jake before delivering an uppercut, followed by a leg sweep that drops Jake down into a seated position. Candice Blair now runs the ropes, and she hits Jake with a running boot to the side of his head. Candice now pulling Jake away from the corner, and she goes for a pinfall of her own.
ONE!
TWO-
Drake King: Jake got the shoulder up though, so this match isn’t ending just yet. It really is a shame that people with so much talent hate doing their own job. I’d much rather see actual matches like this than the garbage Captain Charisma used to feed us.
Myles: Candice Blair’s pulling Jake towards her team’s corner, and she tags Danny Tanner into the match! Danny and Candice hold onto Jake while putting his arms over their necks, and they deliver a double suplex! The Haircare Kings had control of the match a while ago, but clearly that didn’t last. Now it’s Jake that’s in a bit of trouble right now, and as long as Danny doesn’t somehow screw up, this could be a bad night for the four competing in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
(Danny Tanner goes for another pin following the double suplex, but Jake Smith is able to kick out just after the two count.)
Minerva: Danny Tanner gets Jake in a grounded headlock as Jake still has life left in him, but Jake is actually finding his way back to his feet. Seeing how inconsistent and lazy Jake can be at times, it’s a pleasant surprise seeing him not just give up halfway into the match. Instead Jake has made it to a knee, and finally he pushes himself back up to both feet, running into the ropes and causing Danny to bounce off of them.
Drake King: Danny Tanner manages to grab onto the opposite pair of ropes to stop himself from bouncing off of them, and now Jake runs towards his opponent, but Danny lifts his boot up and kicks Jake in the face. Danny runs in and looks for a lariat, but Jake ducks under it before connecting with a reverse STO, and now it’s Jake with the cover.
ONE!
TWO-
Drake King: Danny Tanner kicks out!
(Jake makes his way to his teams corner looking to tag Chris Elite into the match, but before he could, Ryan Wilson tags himself in.)
Jake Smith: (off-mic) :francis:
Myles: Welp :francis:. Ryan Wilson is in the match now, and he immediately goes after Danny Tanner with a punt kick to Danny’s stomach. Danny Tanner backs up into the ropes, but Ryan quickly grabs him before pulling him towards the corner, delivering a flatliner into the middle turnbuckle! For what it’s worth Ryan hasn’t been in the match at all yet even if he is annoying as hell, so I’m sure he’s just been itching to get into this one.
Minerva: Ryan Wilson backs up as Danny uses the turnbuckles to try and pull himself back up, but as soon as Danny’s back up Ryan charges in and connects with his own Helluva kick. Danny Tanner stumbles out of the corner, and now Ryan grabs him from behind.
(Ryan Wilson lifts Danny Tanner up looking for Le Bombe Blue, but Danny is able to flip out of Ryan’s grasp and onto his feet, causing the fans to cheer loudly as Danny pulls Ryan down into a schoolboy pin.)
ONE!
TWO-
(Ryan Wilson kicks out and both Elitists quickly get back to their feet, but Danny Tanner is able to take Ryan down with a clothesline.)
Drake King: Danny Tanner managed to find his way back into this, and now he lifts Ryan Wilson up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry lift- but Ryan Wilson starts elbowing away at Danny, doing what he can to make sure he isn’t hit with whatever Danny has planned. Ryan manages to escape Danny’s grasp, and now Ryan backpedals into the ropes before bouncing off of them and running right towards Danny, looking for a Superman punch!
Myles: DANNY AVOIDS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH THOUGH! He ducked under the strike before grabbing Ryan from behind! Ryan swings at Danny with a back elbow, but Danny ducks under it before getting back up and looking for an Exploder suplex! Ryan Wilson is able to pull Danny down into a small cradle pin though, but Danny rolls into a pin of his own! Ryan kicks out almost immediately, but he holds onto Danny as he gets back to his feet, pulling Danny up as he keeps the neck hooked with the front facelock! I THINK RYAN’S LOOKING FOR THE MIC DROP!
Minerva: Danny Tanner begins punching away at Ryan’s stomach to stop Ryan from fully setting up the finishing move, and now Danny Tanner lifts Ryan up for a suplex, but Ryan drops down behind Danny before delivering a neckbreaker! Ryan Wilson now backpedaling into an empty corner as Danny Tanner gets back up, and he’s definitely waiting for something here.
(Danny Tanner gets back to his feet while on Spaghetti legs, and once again Ryan Wilson looks for the Superman punch, but this time Danny actually catches Ryan in midair, holding him in the fireman’s carry before delivering the “Meido Zangetsuha” fireman’s carry cutter, going for the cover immediately after.)
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Myles: JAKE BREAKS UP THE PIN, of course :francis:.
(The referee argues with Jake as Jake makes his way back out to the ring apron, meanwhile Danny Tanner looks a bit frustrated seeing that Jake Smith stopped him and his team from getting the victory.)
Drake King: I wish that I could be surprised that Jake is the competitor to get himself involved like that, but I’m not. Anyways, Danny Tanner has tagged Candice back into the match, and at this point the match might be coming to an end regardless of that pin being broken.
Minerva: Candice gets back into the ring, and now she pulls Ryan Wilson up- but Ryan hits Candice in her side with a punch! That punch looked desperate, but Ryan’s in a bad way right now so I can’t fault him for doing what he can to save himself. Candice Blair hits Ryan with a knee to the midsection, and now she’s going for her “Candy Destroyer”- BUT RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO LIFT CANDICE UP AND DELIVER A BACK BODY DROP! Candice is down, and now Ryan Wilson quickly tags Justin Windgate back into the match.
Drake King: :francis:
Myles: Candice Blair is back to her feet as she uses the ropes to get back up, BUT AS SOON AS SHE GETS BACK UP, SHE’S SENT OUT OF THE RING THANKS TO JUSTIN WINDGATE, WHO TAKES HER OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! Justin Windgate hasn’t been in the ring for quite some time, and now he’s looking to make up for that as he takes out Candice Blair! Candice is making it back up to her feet, AND NOW JUSTIN WINDGATE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DIVING OVER THE TOP ROPE, TOPE CON HILO BY JUSTIN!! Justin Windgate managed to land on his feet, and admittedly that was very impressi-
(As soon as Justin Windgate turns around, Alex Myers dives off of the ring apron, taking Justin out with a flying clothesline. Alex Myers gets back to their feet, but Ryan Wilson rushes at Ryan, taking them out with a clothesline.)
Minerva: Well, I guess something like this was bound to happen in a match of this size.
(Mary S. Atlas runs in and attacks Ryan Wilson with a forearm smash, but as the camera pans to Chris Elite, he’s seen inside of the ring, pulling himself over the top rope and taking out Mary S. Atlas with a corkscrew crossbody. The crowd is going wild for the back and forth, and they cheer even louder as Danny Tanner runs in, shoving Chris Elite, which ends up sending him into the steel steps. Danny quickly turns his attention to Candice to try and help her up, but before he could, Jake Smith runs in, sending Danny crashing into the barricade.)
Drake King: I hate the fact that this type of chaos is happening in the main event, but hopefully they’re able to fix all of this and get back to the match.
(Jake Smith goes to pick up Candice Blair, but as soon as he does, Candice hits Jake with a forearm, all before sending Jake into the ringpost. Candice grabs Justin Windgate before rolling him back into the ring and following behind.)
Myles: JUSTIN JUST SPRANG UP TO HIS FEET, HITTING CANDICE WITH A DROPKICK! Justin was hit with the flying clothesline from Alex, but I guess that wasn’t able to keep him out long enough for Candice to really capitalize. Candice stumbles into the corner, and now Justin charges in before delivering a running clothesline.
Minerva: Justin Windgate pulls Candice Blair out of the corner, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE “RUN IT UP”, but Candice manages to avoid it by pushing Justin off of her! Justin manages to flip over Candice and onto her feet, but as Candice turns around she jumps up and delivers an enzuigiri! Candice uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet as Justin Windgate slowly finds his way back up..
(Both Justin Windgate and Candice Blair hit each other with dual clotheslines as soon as they get back up, taking each other down. While the two were fighting all of the outside Elitists had slowly started making it back towards their corners, and now Mary S. Atlas is on the apron, reaching her arm out for Candice to tag her in.)
Drake King: Candice Blair is trying to crawl towards her corner, and this is definitely what she needs right now. She’s been in this match for a bit now, meanwhile Justin Windgate is starting to recover thanks to him not being in the match for anywhere near as long. Candice is getting closer and closer towards her corner, AND SHE JUMPS OUT FOR THE TAG!
(Justin Windgate grabs onto Candice Blair’s leg just before she could reach the tag…)
Myles: JUSTIN JUST GRABBED CANDICE, BUT HE WASN’T FAST ENOUGH! CANDICE STILL MANAGES TO TAG MARY S. ATLAS INTO THIS MATCH, AND NOW MARY DIVES INTO THE RING WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY, TAKING DOWN JUSTIN WINDGATE AS CANDICE ROLLS OUT TO THE RING APRON!
(Mary S. Atlas rolls back up to her feet as Justin Windgate gets back up, and she hits Justin with a single leg dropkick, causing Justin to be dropped before he stumbles into the corner. Mary then charges in, hitting a forearm smash in the corner.)
Minerva: Justin Windgate’s struggling a bit right now, AND MARY GOES FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ABLE TO HOLD ONTO HER BEFORE DROPPING DOWN AND DELIVERING A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!
(Justin holds Mary in position for the cover as the referee begins to count.)
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Minerva: Mary kicks out just before three!
Drake King: That was very impressive by Justin. Exactly the type of thing we’ll have to be on the lookout for at Road to Redemption, right Minerva?
(Minerva just rolls her eyes, not responding.)
Myles: ..Justin Windgate is making his way up to the top rope as Mary S. Atlas is down, and it looks like he’s looking to bring this match to an end with one of the bigger moves in his arsenal!
(As Justin makes it to the top rope, he looks right at New Eden, which all three members at the commentary table notice, but they don’t give Justin a response.)
Myles: X-FACTOR- NO! THE X-FACTOR DIDN’T CONNECT, MARY S. ATLAS ACTUALLY MANAGED TO GET THE KNEES UP, AND JUSTIN LANDED RIGHT ONTO THEM! Justin Windgate wasted his time worrying about us, and that just cost him.
Minerva: Mary S. Atlas gets back up, AND SHE PICKS JUSTIN WINDGATE UP BEFORE GOING FOR THE SLEEPING ARROW- WAIT NO! THE SLEEPING ARROW DOESN’T CONNECT! Justin Windgate managed to slip behind Mary before stumbling backwards into his own corner, and now Chris Elite tags himself in before springboarding into the ring and taking Mary out with a springboard clothesline. Mary S. Atlas slowly finds her way back up, but Chris Elite drops her right back down to the mat with a pele kick, and it looks like the Extreme Elimination Chamber competitors have taken control of this one.
Drake King: Mary S. Atlas is trying to make it to her corner, but Chris Elite is easily able to pull her up before delivering a deadlift German suplex, which is followed by a bridging pin!
ONE!
TWO-
Drake King: Mary is out, but Chris Elite stays on the offensive as he pulls Mary up to her feet from behind! Chris Elite now, LOOKING FOR A RIPCORD- NO! Mary S. Atlas hits Chris with a forearm before he could hit his move, AND NOW CHRIS GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT MARY DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE DIVING OUT AND TAGGING IN ALEX MYERS!
Myles: Alex Myers rushes into the ring, AND THEY HIT CHRIS ELITE WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! Chris Elite stumbles back, BUT HE HITS ALEX WITH A FOREARM IN RETURN! Now it’s Alex Myers with the forearm, but Chris Elite throws another one in response! This is exactly the type of competition that we should be getting weekly, and we shouldn’t have had to take matters into our own hands just for this place to finally be able to showcase wrestling at its best! These two are really going back and forth right now, doing everything they can to gain the upper hand!
(Alex Myers swings at Chris for a lariat, but Chris ducks under it before running to the ropes, jumping off of the middle rope looking for a springboard moonsault, While Alex manages to avoid it by running to the same pair of ropes, Chris manages to land on his feet. Alex turns right towards Chris, and Chris looks to take Alex out of the ring, but Alex lifts both legs up to kick Chris away, before charging back towards Chris, just for Chris to jump over Alex and pull them down into a sunset flip pin.)
ONE!
T-
Minerva: Alex is out of the sunset flip, AND THEY JUMP ONTO CHRIS WITH A HIGH-ANGLE DROPKICK TO THE FACE! Chris Elite holding his face as he slowly stumbles back up to his feet, and now Chris stumbles into the corner, which definitely isn’t where he wants to be right now! Alex charges in before hitting a knife edge chop, and they follow it up with a snapmare, before running the ropes and hitting one more dropkick, targeting the side of the head! Now it’s Alex Myers slowly making their way up to the top rope!
(Alex makes their way to the top rope, and due to them facing the crowd as they likely prepare to hit the “Sinner’s Lullaby”, Alex is unable to see Chris Elite run in and push Alex’s legs out from under them, causing them to be stuck on the top rope.)
Drake King: Chris Elite is making his way up to the top rope now that Alex Myers is stuck up there, and this isn’t looking good for Alex at all! Chris Elite is grabbing Alex Myers from behind as he lifts them up, AND CHRIS DELIVERS A BACK SUPERPLEX, TAKING BOTH HIMSELF AND ALEX MYERS TO THE MAT!
(Both competitors stay down for a few moments, but Chris Elite is able to slowly pull himself over Alex Myers for the cover.)
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Myles: ALEX MYERS MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Alex got their shoulder up just before the count of three, and I don’t think it could’ve come any closer than that! That was a huge back superplex, but now Chris Elite has to find another way to keep Alex down for the count, because clearly that wasn’t good enough to do it.
(Chris Elite slowly pulls himself back to his feet, dragging Alex up with him.)
Minerva: Chris Elite is setting up for the hammerlock DDT… BUT ALEX RUSHES INTO THE CORNER, SENDING CHRIS ELITE RIGHT INTO IT, AND LOOK! That was Alex’s corner, and Danny Tanner just tagged himself in!
(Alex Myers doesn’t look too happy as Danny Tanner makes his way into the ring, and they share some words with Danny, before Danny turns his attention to Chris Elite and hits him with a forearm. Danny takes Chris out of the corner with a hip toss, and he runs the ropes before hitting Chris in the face with a boot.)
Drake King: Alex Myers just asked Danny why he tagged himself in when he seemingly had it covered, but Danny is doing his best to keep his focus on the match as he pulls Chris Elite up. Danny now setting up for that finishing move which I’d actually prefer he didn’t use- BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO AVOID THE KILLSWITCH AS HE PUSHES DANNY AWAY! Danny bounces off of the ropes, and Chris jumps over him as Danny bounces off of the opposite pair of the ropes, accidentally knocking over Alex Myers!
Myles: Danny bounces off of the ropes once more, AND CHRIS ELITE LANDS A HUGE BICYCLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF DANNY TANNER’S HEAD! Chris Elite now pulling Danny to the corner, and he quickly tags Jake Smith back into the match! Jake Smith immediately kicks Danny in the stomach, AND NOW JAKE SETS UP FOR THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS- BUT DANNY GETS OUT OF JAKE’S GRASP BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A FOREARM STRIKE! Jake Smith immediately responds with a knee to the midsection though, and now Jake sends Danny into the ropes, BUT DANNY HITS JAKE WITH A DROPKICK!
(Jake rolls back to his feet following the dropkick, and Danny rushes at Jake looking for a lariat, but Jake ducks under it before connecting with a superkick. Jake sets up for the “In Bloom”, but Danny manages to drop down and grab Jake by the legs, pulling them out from under him and dropping him down to the mat. As Jake gets back up Danny Tanner grabs him from behind, but Jake stomps on Danny’s foot before connecting with a back elbow, freeing him from Danny’s grasp. Jake grabs onto Danny and sends him into the ropes before charging in, but Danny drops down and pulls down the top rope, causing Jake to go over them.)
Minerva: Danny Tanner now tagging Candice Blair back into the match, and Candice Blair immediately goes back after Jake Smith, attacking Jake with a forearm shot before pulling him back into the ring with a snapmare!
(As Candice Blair slowly pulls Jake Smith in position for the “Candy Destroyer”, Alex Myers grows a grin on their face, pulling out a lighter as they look towards Danny Tanner.)
Danny Tanner: (off-mic) :whoa:
Myles: :wtf:
Drake King: :francis:
(Alex begins to mess with Danny, repeatedly flicking the lighter close to him, and this draws Candice’s attention. Candice turns her attention to Alex and walls up to them as the two begin to argue with each other.)
Myles: I know Danny and Candice have had issues with Alex or whatever, and we saw this throughout the match, but why is Alex messing with Danny now-
(Before Myles could even finish, Jake attacks Candice from behind, knocking her into Alex and Danny, before pulling Candice towards the center of the ring.)
Minerva: STARMAKER!!! Jake Smith just put down Candice Blair, and now he goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners…. JAKE SMITH, CHRIS ELITE, JUSTIN WINDGATE AND RYAN WILSON!!!!!!
Drake King: What a stupid way to go out.
Myles: The match was good for the most part, but I hate how that ended.
Minerva: Well, it’s over now. The Extreme Elimination Chamber competitors won, and now- wait a second.
Drake King: :comeagain:
Myles: Justin, Ryan, What are you doing?
(While Jake Smith gets up to his feet, and Chris Elite enters the ring so both Elitists could have their hands raised, Ryan Wilson and Justin Windgate roll out of the ring, making their way to the commentary table, sharing some words with New Eden, who’ve taken off their headsets already. Slowly, Drake Myles and Minerva get out of their seats and walk away from the commentary tables.)
(As Chris Elite and Jake Smith notice this, they roll out of the ring to help surround New Eden, and once this happens, Justin and Ryan attack. Justin Windgate goes after Drake King while Ryan Wilson and Jake Smith attack Myles, and Chris Elite goes after Minerva. A huge brawl starts as New Eden attempts to fight off the Extreme Elimination Chamber competitors despite being outnumbered, and the crowd cheers because of this huge brawl. Myles is attempting to punch away at Ryan and Jake, but it’s a bit difficult thanks to him being outnumbered by the two, who are throwing punches and knees to the Cash in the Vault holder. Justin Windgate and Drake King are both throwing punches at each other, and Minerva’s fight with Chris Elite has made it towards the barricade area, as Minerva manages to slam Chris’ face into the barricade. Justin has sent Drake into the ring before following behind, and as soon as Justin re-enters the ring, he gets on top of Drake before beginning to punch away at his former Bloodsport 2021 opponent. Drake manages to push Justin off of him before getting back to his feet, but Justin Windgate immediately goes back after Drake as the two continue fighting.)
(Chris Elite and Minerva are still going back and forth, and Minerva attempts to slam Chris’ face into the ring post, but Chris stops himself before slamming Minerva’s face into the post instead. Chris knees Minerva in the midsection, but Minerva retaliates with a punch to Chris’ side. Myles is still attempting to fend off Jake Smith and Ryan Wilson in a fight that’s not really going his way thanks to him being outnumbered, but unfortunately for the excited fans who seem to be enjoying the brawl, a bunch of security guards and officials begin running down the ramp past the four Elitists who lost tonight, and making their way down to ringside to split up the brawl.)
(Officials begin pulling all seven Elitists away from each other, bringing them up the ramp as the crowd begins to boo. The Extreme Elimination Chamber competitors can be seen trying to fight their way to New Eden, but with the amount of officials present, everyone is able to be separated, leaving Voltage to fade out for the final time tonight.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
