(A recap of Wicked Games airs including Lethal Consequences defeating VIP, Charlie Marr defeating Jackson Blayde & Xander Payne to qualify for the Extreme Elimination Chamber, Osamu Arcichida defeating Daryl Kinkade to capture the National Elite Championship, Captain Charisma coming out of retirement to take on Prince of Phenomenal in an impressive bout that eventually saw POP take home the victory, Noah Reigner’s match with Ahren get crashed by an unexpected guest, and it ends with Rex McAllister holding his World Heavyweight Championship high in the air fresh off of successfully defending it against Heart Break Boy.)
(The recap transitions to the Voltage intro video featuring the song “33rd Blakk Glass” by SosMula & ZillaKami, and we open up to the Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico with MASSIVE gold and white pyro firing off from the stage, the titantron, the turnbuckles, and an incredible spectacle of lights prompting the capacity crowd to give every ounce of energy behind their applause. The camera transitions over to Kawajai and Nick Angel at the commentary booth.)
Kawajai: Fresh off of the hottest brand-exclusive event of the year, welcome back to SUNDAY NIGHT VOLTAGE! What a show it was last week, I’m still on a high from it myself personally. The night ended with Voltage standing tall as Rex McAllister successfully defended his World Heavyweight Championship against the legendary Heart Break Boy and I couldn’t be prouder to call myself a part of the Voltage team!
Nick Angel: That’s not it though Kawa, so many classic moments, Captain Charisma’s in-ring return! DEDEDE vs Cam! The end of Scott Diamonds career! Although a lot of these moments weren’t exclusive to Voltage, you can’t just overlook how amazing the overall show was. Tonight we look to build on that momentum and keep it pushing to show why Voltage hosts the greatest events, and what better way than with the lineup we have tonight? Let’s g-
(‘Can I Live’ by Jay-Z begins playing and the arena immediately begins booing Impact who stands on the ramp with a microphone in his hand before slowly walking down toward the ring. There is a cocky smirk on Impact’s face, as if he knows something that everyone else doesn’t.)
Nick Angel: Looks like we’re starting the show off with the Evolved Essence himself!
Kawajai: He didn’t look too evolved last week, or tonight rather. We can see Impact walking slower than usual, clearly still feeling the effects from that street-fight with Malcolm Jones at Wicked Games where he came up short.
Nick Angel: Careful, Kawa, he might hear you and rip your head off your shoulders.
(Impact steps through the ring ropes but clutches his ribs and lets out a breath of air as the hard-cam zooms in on his face.)
Impact: Ya know, I’ve heard a lot of ignorant shit since Wicked Games went off the air. A lot of talk about ‘oh, Imp isn’t in the game anymore’ or ‘wow, Imp came up short.’ There has been more shit coming out of the mouths of these MJ fan boys than has been comin’ out their asses these past few weeks and I’m about god damn sick and tired of hearing it. One match is a fart in the wind compared to the legacy I stand tall on. There is still no doubt that nobody measures up to me. Nobody. Even as you ingrates act ungrateful and use my name in vain, I come out here and let you live in the presence of legend. You get to see what people in the future will call a myth because they won’t believe the feats I’ve achieved could’ve been accomplished by one man alone. It’s nothing to me. You fat neckbeards spending all your day on the internet can take Malcolm Jone’s dick outta’ your mouths cuz’ I truly ain’t losing any sleep over it.
(Impact smiles and drops the microphone to his side for a moment, before putting it back up to his lips.)
Impact: Nah, as a matter of fact, I sleep just fine at night. I sleep well knowing as these Johnny-Come-Lately’s fight for their spots, mine is secure. That’s right. I don’t have to earn shit. You know why? Because I already have. I’m the one percent. I’m the crème de la crème. The GAWD in this business…
(The crowd reacts to ‘GAWD’ and begins heavily booing Impact.)
Impact: If you people can understand English, then I would suggest you open your ears, shut your mouths and scoot your asses to the edge of your seats because I can assure you that this information is going to be important in about twenty-eight days.
(Impact pulls a blank piece of paper out of his pocket.)
Impact: This is the ticket. The ticket all the boys in the back would kill to have. But they don’t. This is my ticket… to Road to Redemption.
(The crowd pops and begins to realize what Impact is saying.)
Impact: I’ve been saying it from day one and when I say things, they come true. I came to this brand using my GAWD contract and now, I’m going to use it to take the World Heavyweight Championship and put it around my waist as all you people watch. At Road to Redemption, I will be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and I’ll even choose when I want to come out because I CAN. I’ll be watching tonight as these clowns fight for their spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. I’ll be watching from the comfort of the Brazilian leather sofa I’ve gotten procured for me in the back. For all I care, you can tear each other limb from limb. Cuz’ I don’t have to lift a single finger. Not til’ I decide to come into the chamber. Then I’m coming for you, Rex. I’m going to teach you a much-needed lesson. I’ve let you have your glory. I’ve let you have your time here. Now it’s time to end it… on sight.
(“Can I Live” picks back up as Impact flips the microphone in the air and walks out of the ring as half the Mexico City Crowd stands in confusion, not being able to understand any of it.)
Kawajai: Impact lays down the law here tonight in Mexico City. I’m not sure anybody can really do anything about this. When you consider the fact that Chris Elite’s ascension to the top was thanks to the help of the Gawd Contract, it’s hard to really debate what Impact just did here.
Nick Angel: Impact is doing what he has to do in order to ensure that he reaches that coveted 8th world championship reign, an unprecedented feat but if anybody is up for the job I’d put my money on the guy with 7 reigns being that person.
(A recap of Lethal Consequences vs VIP in the LC’s world match from Wicked Games airs showing LC successfully defeating VIP in controversial fashion. It then goes back to the ring where Bella Braxton can be seen standing in the middle of it.)
(‘Blackout’ by Company Flow plays and the crowd erupts in chants of ‘asshole’ as Lethal Consequences steps onto the ramp, gloating around the stage. He attempts to make out with a girlfriend of a man in the front row but security must separate them as he tries to push LC off of her.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, weighing in 230 pounds, from Oakland, California… LETHALLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSS!
Nick Angel: Well at Wicked Games, quite frankly what we witnessed was disgusting. For those who weren’t able to watch the FPV – which, I don’t understand why you wouldn’t – LC absolutely decimated VIP in a horrendous situation which involved a rusty nail, Drake, and deep lacerations. I guess LC forgot those rules don’t apply here!
Kawajai: Needless to say, this Mexico City crowd saw what happened and they are showing LC their displeasure…
(‘Here Comes the Boom’ by DMX begins to play and El Landerson pops up out of the stage which is filled with smoke. The crowd erupts in thunderous cheers for the Landerson.)
Bella Braxton: His opponent! Weighing in at 160 pounds, from San Jose, California…. THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG, EL LANDERSONNNNNNNN!!!!
Nick Angel: THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG! Landerson certainly comes into this match as the underdog. Thankfully, they aren’t wrestling under those ridiculous rules put in place at Wicked Games so he actually has a fair shot in this match.
Kawajai: OH, WATCH OUT! LC just blinded Landerson as he was posing on the ramp and the bell hasn’t even rung!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Nick Angel: Lethal Consequences immediately goes on the attack and now he’s stomping El Landerson in the back of his head repeatedly. LC now throws Landerson into the turnbuckle and begins hitting him with right and left haymakers causing Landerson to lift from his feet with every punch that comes through. This is a brutal early attack from Lethal Consequences. In a hurry now, LC grabs Landerson by his mask and throws him clear across the ring by his head! LC charges Landerson once again and delivers an elbow drop.
Kawajai: I think LC is sending a message here. LC lifts El Landerson up again using his mask – AND SENDS HIM BACK TO THE MAT WITH A SICK EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT NEARLY DECAPITATED LANDERSON!
Nick Angel: Oh, yeah and look, LC is real proud of himself here. He is flipping off the crowd while grabbing his crotch, a truly disgusting display after what we saw from this man last week… a true disgrace to this business. WAITTTT!!! LANDERSON ROLLS UP LC!
Kawajai: NOPE, LC GOT OUT OF THE ROLLUP… That was so close, Landerson almost got lucky. But no dice. Landerson hops back to his feet, charges LC, but LC swiftly cuts him off with a huge clothesline which turned Landerson inside out. Lethal Consequences is setting the pace of this match to his own tune and he isn’t going to let Landerson dictate what happens here if he can at all help it. LC walks toward Landerson who begins crawling to his feet but LC swiftly pushes Landerson back down with his boot right to his face.
Nick Angel: He’s just taunting Landerson now, this man really has no limits to the levels he will go. The Ultimate Underdog El Landerson came into this match hoping to have an honest and fair fight and Lethal Consequences is yet again making a mockery of this sport. LC lifts Landerson up, nearly tearing that mask off his face – ACID REIGN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH THE CUTTER TO LANDERSON! HE DROPS DOWN AND COVERS LANDERSON!
Kawajai: Wait, what – LC just lifted the shoulder of Landerson and he’s looking at the crowd with a smirk on his face. Mexico City is not amused by these antics. LC is now exiting the ring and he grabs that guitar of his, he’s going to get himself disqualified!
Nick Angel: This is sick, he doesn’t even care about winning, all he cares about is stunts like this. But the referee isn’t having it! He’s in LC’s face telling him to put the guitar away! LC puts his hands up and begins agreeing with the referee… HERE’S EL LANDERSON! HE JUST CROSSBODIED LC AND KNOCKED THE GUITAR OUT OF HIS HANDS!!!
Kawajai: JESUS! Landerson whips LC into the corner turnbuckle and immediately charges him – STINGER SPLASH! NO, LC GOT OUT OF THE WAY! Landerson is holding his ribs. Landerson turns around and… NO CAL! LC WITH THE NO CAL, A PUNCH TO THE DICK OF LANDERSON!
Nick Angel: DAMNIT! The referee was turned around getting that guitar out of the ring and Lethal Consequences just blatantly punched El Landerson in his dick. This crowd is absolutely pissed and they’re starting to throw trash in the ring. They’re disgusted by this. LC picks Landerson up and delivers ANOTHER ACID REIGN! We get it, damnit! Finish the match!
Kawajai: Lethal Consequences turns Landerson over and lays across him, demanding the referee count the pin.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Nick Angel: Well Lethal Consequences won this match but he didn’t win any fans nor himself any favors. At least Landerson didn’t have to fight against a hundred different rules designed to disadvantage him.
Kawajai: Lethal Consequences won tonight fair and square, he didn’t break the rules, Nick. El Landerson had his chance and now Lethal Consequences moves up the ranks with yet another win after his huge FPV self-produced match that is still being talked about!
Nick Angel: Whatever you say… we’ll be right back after a word from our sponsors!
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(Voltage comes back on air to a room surrounded by black curtains, two chairs are placed in the center where Sofia Clarke and Noah Reigner are shown seated in both chairs, Sofia has a microphone in hand as Evelyn Ridley stands over the shoulder of Noah, holding his CITV briefcase. Sofia begins talking on the mic.)
Sofia: I am here today with the man who is fresh off of facing Ahren Fournier at Wicked Games, The Assault Rifle, Mr. Cash in the Vault himself, Noah Reigner!
Evelyn: First of all. You’re inconsiderate and have no courtesy. I have been standing here for minutes and not once have you acknowledged me or offered me a seat.
Sofia: I-I apologize I wasn’t expecting you to be here as this was just supposed to be for Noa-
Evelyn: You should expect House Reigner to show up whenever it has to do with Noah. Now get the hell up.
(Evelyn signals for Sofia to get up off of her seat as she obliges and Evelyn takes the seat for herself and places it side by side with Noah’s seat, leaving Sofia to stand in the opposite direction facing them without a seat.)
Evelyn: Okay, now start.
Sofia: But how can I conduct this interview without a seat?
Evelyn: You should have thought of that before you decided to only bring two chairs. Now hurry up before we decide to leave.
Sofia(Clearly uncomfortable): Noah, last week you were in a war against Ahren Fournier in a match that was cut short due to the interference of Diamond Cage, what do you say in response to that?
Noah: Ahren was bailed out last week by Cage and that’s all there is to it. As angry as he is about the fact that Cage interfered in the match and took him out, he should be THANKING Cage for saving him from the embarrassment. The man spent all of that time running his lips about me and then couldn’t back it up and was THIS close to having to put his foot in his mouth…. and Cage saved him. Seems more like grounds to be grateful towards him than hateful but hey what do I know? ….At first, I was angry and I couldn’t fathom how somebody would have the audacity to put their nose in my match and do what Cage did but then Evelyn’s words from last week really stuck with me. When you’re an asshole like Ahren you tend to make enemies, a lot of them, very rapidly. Chris Elite, Diamond Cage, Noah Reigner… and this all at once. It wouldn’t surprise me if someone else ran in his next match and tried to get revenge due to some bullshit he did. I’m past that though, as long as he doesn’t come on my brand causing anymore ruckus he should be safe… from me at least.
Sofia: So what is next for Noah Reigner? A lot of people have begun to speculate that a cash-in is in your near future especially after what you hinted at Wicked Games.
Noah: Well wouldn’t you like to know. But that would just take all the fun out of it don’t you agree? A wise man once said “the master doesn’t talk, he acts”, so if I sit here and tell you when exactly I’m going to cash in, I wouldn’t be doing my job as the New Ace of EAW correctly. People are always going to speculate, and that’s the beauty of it. Everything is speculation but there is no confirmation. I find pleasure in knowing that we have a world champion on this brand who can’t even sleep at night without looking over his shoulders or thinking twice about the prospect of possibly being cashed in. I have men who are uncomfortable in their own skin, unable to confidently proclaim their spot as the top of their respective brand because they know that it can all come crashing down at any given moment. That’s the beauty of it. The beauty and the luxury of holding this briefcase, a luxury that I afforded myself through hard work and dedication. People were shocked to see somebody like myself even capture that Cash in the Vault briefcase back at Pain for Pride. They watched as a self-made independent star ascended to heights they never imagined, while I symbolically and literally climbed up the ladder surpassing all of EAW’s homegrown talents. Between that, and going through wars defending the honor of this briefcase and myself against the likes of Lars Grier, I’ve more than proven myself, not that I ever needed to in the first place. But now that it is just common knowledge that the Assault Rifle is a force to be reckoned with and me eventually becoming world champion is a foregone conclusion…. the so called top dogs are shook of me. Everybody is shook at the prospect of Noah manifesting the inevitable. All I can say is…. don’t blink because you just might miss something.
Sofia: So while we wait to see when you cash in that championship, can we expect you to be taking any more challenges? As you stated you’ve been in some great wars with the likes of Lars, Ahren, the whole Team Enterprise, is there anybody else on your radar who you’d like to face?
Noah: How did you come up with these questions? Seriously. I don’t wake up in the morning and think to myself “hey I just know I’m going to run into this person and they’re going to be an asshole and make me want to face them.” What tends to happen is, I’m minding my business until something else becomes my business and I take care of that business. So I can’t call it Sofia, I’m not here to live out dream matches, I’m here to win and put people in their place. Personally the only thing on my mind right now is the entertainment of tonight’s Voltage. The fact that you got all of these people “qualifying” for positioning in a match for a championship they’ll essentially be renting in the event that they actually win. It’s so cute. But hey, maybe I’ll walk out of this interview and run into somebody getting too big for their britches and need to be taught a lesson, maybe I won’t. But no matter what happens or who I face next, you already know the result: House. Always. Wins.
Evelyn: That’s enough questions for you Sofia. You aren’t doing your job good enough and you look uncomfortable. Maybe you need a break.
Sofia: I’m just fi-
Evelyn: I wasn’t asking you.
(Evelyn shoots Sofia off as she reluctantly walks away. Evelyn then stands up and looks at the camera as Noah follows)
Evelyn: Hey EAW Universe, listen up closely. The New Ace of EAW isn’t here for the games, he’s here for the gold. That means this whole company is on notice, that means nobody should be comfortable in their little positions because for all they know they’re nothing but placeholders for House Reigner. That goes for each and everyone of you whether it be Diamond Cage who we are no stranger to, even Theron Nikolas, hell Noah might just snatch that AWC and proclaim himself as the new leader of the 1% if he so pleases, and of course our homebase hero, Rex McAllister. We’re turning the EAW Universe into House Reigner and we’re kicking out all of the tenants. You’ve been warned.
(Evelyn pushes the camera out of the way as it statics and the screen turns black)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALLLLL!!!!
(“If I Had a Heart” by Fever Ray hits!!!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first now residing in South Beach, Florida weighing in at 220 pounds… PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINCE OF PHENOMENALLLLLLLL!!!!
Kawajai: POP is riding high after defeating Captain Charisma in his long awaited return! This week he looks to continue this impressive streak by qualifying for the Elimination Chamber! Can he do it?
Nick Angel: I’m not so sure Kawa. His opponent is extremely impressive and one of the all time legends in this business. Captain Charisma may be considered one of the all time greats but the man he is facing tonight far transcends that.
(“If Ya Smell” by Adam Massare hits as the entire arena shakes from the eruption of the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent from Jacksonville, Florida weighing in at 260 pounds… WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: I am at a loss for words Nick…
Nick Angel: Same here. I am in awe of his very presence. Earlier this week he stated that he has wanted to face POP for longtime. And tonight after longtime he will face him one on one! Woogieman is taking Mexico by storm and becoming a national hero!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: We are underway as Prince of Phenomenal gets all up in Woogieman’s face… but Woogieman just backhands him sending POP down to the mat! Woogieman making POP his bitch here tonight! What a badass!!
Nick Angel: But Prince of Phenomenal is back up and he shoves Woogieman back… but Woogieman comes off the ropes… THE BOTTOM CONNECTS! IT’S OVER!!! THE COVER!!!
Kawajai: No! POP actually kicked out before one! I’m not sure why the crowd counted to three but I guess they weren’t actually watching the match.
Nick Angel: Anyway both men back up as POP grabs Woogieman and immediately drops him with a hard Belly to Belly Suplex! Woogieman backs up into the corner but POP follows him and demolishes his face with a Running Knee Strike! The crowd shields their eyes in horror as POP continues bashing in the perfect features of Woogieman as even the referee has had enough! The referee forcing POP off Woogieman as he checks on him asking if he wants to end the match!
Kawajai: Bah gawd almighty. The tenacity and bravery of Woogieman is absolutely stunning. Truly a role model for all children watching across all of Mexico and the rest of the world. Even POP looks surprised as Woogieman climbs back to his feet fists raised.
Prince of Phenomenal: But how… HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?
Nick Angel: Woogieman unloading with a series of left and right strikes lighting up POP! POP completely defenseless against Woogieman as he is sent back against the ropes taking lightning fast assaults to his gut, face, arms, and even legs! Woogieman whips POP across the ropes… But POP jumps behind rolling him up!!!
Kawajai: Woogieman kicks out! Prince of Phenomenal so desperate here tonight against the raw godlike force that is Woogieman that he had to resort to attempting to steal the match to win this! Yet even that was not enough to end this!
Nick Angel: Both men back up as they lock up in the ring with POP easily shoving Woogieman back into the corner! POP bashing in Woogieman’s brains here with hard elbow strikes knocking him dizzy. POP whips Woogieman into the opposite corner and charges in… Clothesline connects!!! Woogieman stumbles out of the corner looking unaware of his surroundings…
Kawajai: POP GRABS WOOGIEMAN AND CONNECTS WITH THE CROWN OF THORNS!!! THE COVER!!!
Nick Angel: Can it be?!?!?
Kawajai: It is!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner and qualifying for the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match at Road to Redemption… PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINCE OF PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOMENAL!!!
(“If I Had a Heart” by Fever Ray hits as Prince of Phenomenal has his arm raised in victory.)
Nick Angel: Prince of Phenomenal has done it! He is going to Road to Redemption! I can’t believe it Kawa!!!
Kawajai: Huge upset for sure as these fans are in a state of absolute disbelief. Most of the people here today turned up for a guaranteed Woogieman victory and they leave tonight without it. This is proof that you never know what happens here in EAW! Wait Woogieman is behind POP…
(Woogieman extends his hand to POP who shakes it.)
Nick Angel: Wow what a man. What a Woogieman!
Kawajai: Truly an honorable sight here tonight as Woogieman shakes the hand of his victorious opponent. Woogieman showing rare respect to an opponent here tonight as he acknowledges that POP was the better man on this night but on any other night… Who knows?!?
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the Woogieman vs. El Landerson collection on the EAW Network. Relive the greatest matches of 2018 in one playlist)
(Bloodletter recap airs displaying highlights from the show including Madison Kaline successfully defending her championship against Andrea Valentine)
(Taco Bell commercial starring Impact airs, try out the new #7Layerz Cheesy Gordita Crunch!)
(Charlie Marr is seen storming down the hallway looking in every direction, he finally reaches a destination as he stops at the door that says “Matt Daniels” and he bangs on it aggressively. “Come in!” can be heard by an unfamiliar voice as a taken aback Charlie reluctantly opens the door to see a man with dark long hair with his back turned much to the confusion of Charlie. He turns around revealing himself to be none other than Drastik whose appearance solicits a big pop from the crowd.)
Drastik: Oh hey didn’t see you there. How’s it going Nico?
Charlie: Charlie. The names Charlie and don’t fuck it up again. Where the hell is the commissioner of this brand?
Drastik: Oh sorry about that it’s been a while since I’ve really been a part of this company so I’m still getting the hang of whos who and whatnot. As far as Matt goes, well he’s taking some time off following I Can’t Feel My Face.
Charlie: Wicked Games.
Drastik: Wicked Games, and the company needed someone to fill in for his spot during that time, what better choice than the guy who used to kick his ass all the time? So here I am! How can I be at your service Nico?
(Charlie Marr’s facial expression becomes clearly annoyed before calming himself down)
Charlie: Look. I busted my ass last week in a triple threat just to be able to enter that chamber at Road to Redemption. I arrive here tonight ready to bust my ass again against a man who I consider a mentor just to prove myself as worthy to enter that chamber. Meanwhile, I look at the monitor and I see this jackass Impact basically insert himself into the match without putting in ANY type of work to justify that. He got his ass kicked by Malcolm Jones and he’s rewarded with a slot in the chamber, any slot he wants? That’s bullshit and you know it but you won’t admit it because that’s your buddy and you just got here already conspiring.
Drastik: Woah slow down there Charlie Scene. I don’t even like Impact right about now especially considering he thinks he’s too good to answer text messages. The reason Impact is able to do that has nothing to do with me, in fact it’s his other friend Mr. DEDEDE. Apparently he was gifted some type of unfair OP contract, ya know… the same thing that allowed lifelong jobber Ethan Hayes to become the World Heavyweight Champion earlier this year. Not much I can really do about it.
Charlie: Fine. That’s fair, let the cunt have a spot in the match then but if he couldn’t get past Malcolm then there’s no way in hell he’s getting past me. I’ll do you one better, let me get a shot at him next week. Charlie Marr versus Impact, what do you say?
Drastik: I say I like your courage, you got it. I’ll even throw you a bone and make it for Elimination Chamber positioning, winner enters last…. while the loser enters first.
Charlie: Now you’re talking my language. It’s about time we’ve gotten somebody competent running this damn show for once.
(Charlie nods at Drastik and proceeds to walk off)
Drastik: Thanks for the support Chuck!
(The camera cuts to ringside where we can see three easels being covered by black cloths.)
Nick Angel: What’ve we got going on in the ring, Kawa?
Kawajai: To me, looks like some sort of art exhibit? Or maybe a Playboy cover reveal!?
Nick Angel: Aye, keep it in your pants.
(“God’s Plan” by Drake begins to play throughout the arena as VIP approaches the stage. He wears a somber smile on his face as he shakes hands and signs some quick autographs for a few lucky fans as he walks down the ramp and before entering the ring. He jogs up the steel steps, entering the ring through the middle ropes. He grabs a microphone and waits for his music to die down in the middle of the ring, with one of the concealed easels at either side of him.)
VIP: WHAT’S HAPPENIN’, MEXICO CITY?! (The crowd cheers, and a smile emerges across VIP’s face.) It’s me—the one and only, ya boi, VINCENT I. PRIDE! (The crowd cheers again.) I’m so happy to be here with y’all. Such a beautiful city, weather so nice, I can finally start really dressin’. (He pauses for a moment to show off his outfit to the crowd, and they cheer as he gives the audience a spin.)
Kawajai: Oh, he’s fancy, huh?
Nick Angel: What’s the matter? Jealous? Don’t you wish you could afford some of the clothes we see VIP in every week?
Kawajai: His fancy clothes haven’t done much for him recently…
(VIP soaks up some more of the crowd’s positive response before continuing.)
VIP: I love y’all! You see, I really can’t complain while I’m here, I’m having a great time, you know how this shit goes. Especially after what happened at Wicked Games last week. I really needed to take some time for myself, you feel me? Self-care is the most important care. I tried my best to ignore the haters, ignore everybody who only tried to bring me down after Wicked Games—but there’s something I came out here to talk to y’all about, something that couldn’t be ignored. (VIP lowers the mic for a moment, the crowd mumbling as VIP walks towards one of the black cloths.) I see the things that they, EAW, are wishing on me. And I’m here to expose them for what they think they can hide from me, from the rest of the locker room, and even the EAW Universe! I won’t let them scare me. See, I’ve always been me—Vince I. motherfuckin’ Pride! But them suits over in Jersey? They don’t wanna see me win! They’re tryna drain me of my energy, tryna take the wave from me! But they don’t know that I’m #WOKE, they don’t know I’ve got real ones with me everywhere that I go.
Nick Angel: How did he do that?! How did he pronounce the hashtag?!
(VIP reaches for one of the black cloths and rips it down to the ground, revealing an image of the Adobe House Records Logo.)
VIP: Adobe House Records? That’s a three word name for a company. What about Adobe Flash Player? Also a three word name. And what color is the Adobe Flash Player logo? Red. That’s a color. And you know what else is a color? Blue—yep, as in Lethal Consequences’ nickname, “BLUE MOON!” (VIP moves to tear down another of the black cloths, showing an image of LC in blue ring gear as the “Blue Moon.”) And how many letters make up the word “blue?” Four letters. That’s an even number, right? What else is an even number? That’s right, TWO! And humans typically have TWO eyes, don’t they?! I wonder where else we can find an eye? Oh, wait, duh, I know…(VIP rips off the final black cloth, revealing the illuminati logo. The camera focuses in on the familiar green triangle with the eye in the middle.) ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! (The crowd gasps and begins to murmur. The X-Files theme song begins to play throughout the Mexico City Arena).
Kawajai: What in the world is VIP talking about?
Nick Angel: I think it’s obvious, Kawa. Why don’t you let him explain before you start asking stupid questions?
VIP: (He waits for the X-Files music to die down before speaking.) Don’t y’all see what’s going on?! The EAW board of directors is out to get me! They tried to end me at Wicked Games! Put me in a match that was damn sure impossible for me to win. I lost to a thumbtack—a thumbtack I didn’t even bring into the ring, it makes no sense! How’d they even let me agree to that LC’s World Match if I didn’t even know the rules beforehand?! That ain’t fair, homie. They two-faced! They set me up—nobody, not even Vincent I. motherfucking Pride would have accepted that match if we knew it was a all a game, just a set up for me to embarrass myself. We all know if it was a regular degular one-on-one, I’d have hit LC with that work, especially with the grace of the 6ix God! I’d have destroyed him and left Adobe TRASH Records without a CEO! Just like how Bush did 9/11, just like how Tupac is alive in Cuba, and just like how Osama still chillin’, all of this evidence I’ve gathered is proof that Elite Answers Wrestling is enabling Adobe House Records to fulfill their illuminati agenda! But I’m smarter than them, nothin’ is gettin’ past VIP. Now that my eyes are wide open, it’s obvious I can’t be caught slippin’ anymore. I gotta stay on my toes, I gotta keep an eye out for any more schemes and lies they tryna tell me. EAW cannot be trusted! And they tried to take me out because I was too smart! I got my eye on you, EAW. Word to the 6.
(“God’s Plan” by Drake picks back up throughout the arena. VIP drops the microphone and exits the ring, smack-talking and speaking more on the illuminati to fans as he walks up the ramp towards the stage.)
Nick Angel: Well he makes a compelling case I can’t lie!
Kawajai: Absolutely ridiculous.
Nick Angel: His claims are plausible!
Kawajai: Yeah whatever. Speaking of disappointing Wicked Games nights, Jackson Blayde had one as well as he came close to qualifying for the EEC, but came up just short! He was scheduled to be here tonight to reflect on his loss but I’m hearing word that he cancelled on us because he had an “important business meeting to attend”, now I am not sure about the validity of these claims but I AM hearing that next week he WILL be here in all of his glory alongside the lovely Cherise. He’ll be in action against the man we are about to see, the man who defeated Daryl Kinkade to become the NEW National Elite Champion… Osamu Arcichida!
Nick Angel: Speaking of which, he’ll be in action against Daryl in a rematch but the stakes are different this time, because the winner enters the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
(“What a Shame” by Too Close to Touch plays as Daryl Kinkade enters to a large crowd reaction. He has a serious expression on his face, still disappointed from that loss last week, reluctantly high-fiving the fans on his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way into the ring, from, Norwich, England.. Weighing in, at 200 pounds.. DARYL, KINKADDEEEEE!!!!!!
Kawajai: One of two men, with a huge opportunity tonight, for a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber! You gotta feel for the kid a bit, he’s fresh off of losing his championship but he has a chance to somewhat make up for it with a victory over the man who defeated him just a week ago!
(“Eyes on Fire” by Zed’s Dead plays as Osamu Arcichida makes his way into the ring with the National Elite Championship wrapped around his waist with a serious and focused expression on his face as well.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent.. From, Osaka, Japan… weighing in, at 234 pounds…. He is the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…….. OSAMUUUUUU…. ARCICHIIDAAA!!!!!!
Nick Angel: Osaka’s greatest! The new National Elite Champion! As we saw last week, this man is very dangerous, and is looking for a spot in that chamber match!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Kawajai: Remember, this match is for a spot in the Extreme Elimination chamber! The two men lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, but Osamu quickly gets to the leg of Kinkade, hitting a Dragon Screw, followed by an elbow to Kinkade’s leg! Osamu attempts another move but Kinjade is quick to use his feet to push Osamu off of him! Kinkade gets back to his feet, and now wraps behind Osamu. Kinkade goes for a German Suplex, but Osamu flips onto his feet, and now attempts one on Kinkade! Osamu goes for it, but Kinkade, also lands on his feet, and nails Osamu with an enzuigiri! Kinkade tries to pick Osamu up, but Osamu delivers multiple forearms, backing Kinkade off of him. Osamu runs in for a dropkick to Kinkade’s shins, but Kinkade jumps over it, leaving Osamu’s legs hitting the bottom turnbuckle! Osamu rolling out from the corner though, and as he slowly gets to his feet, he is met with a flying dropkick from Kinkade, who was on the top rope! Daryl goes for the cover!
Nick Angel: Osamu kicks out by the two count. Daryl now, grabs Osamu’s legs, but Osamu now pushes Daryl off of him, sending Kinkade into the corner! Osamu quickly gets to his feet, and rushes into Kinkade, delivering a huge dropkick into the knees of Kinkade! Kinkade isn’t done yet though, as hits multiple kicks to the legs of Kinkade, before Daryl eventually collapses. Kinkade now drops a huge knee into Osamu’s chest, before dragging Kinkade into the middle of the ring, and going for a pin himself!
Nick Angel: Kinkade now with the kick out, as Osamu now puts him in a headlock. These two are in the middle of the ring, so Daryl can’t rely on getting a rope break! Kinkade, trying to make it up to his feet, but Osamu keeps in the headlock. Kinkade makes it back up, and punches Osamu, forcing him to release the hold, just to get met with a Roundhouse kick from Kinkade, causing Osamu to collapse to his knees!
Kawajai: Kinkade now, urging for Osamu to get back to his feet. He is focused right now, and he is ready for the Extreme Elimination Chamber! DKO- NO!!! Osamu pushes Kinkade off of him, before dropping him with a chop block, followed by a double foot stomp! Osamu once again pins Kinkade!
Kawajai: Kinkade kicks out again. Some may say that Osamu is desperate right now, but this is a huge opportunity for him, as well as for Kinkade. Osamu, stomps on the legs of Kinkade! Trying to weaken them perhaps, for the Osamu lock, that he has beaten countless people with! Osamu picks Kinkade up, and tries to throw him into the turnbuckles, but Kinkade turns it around and sends Osamu into the corner, before delivering a huge Clothesline on him into it! He doesn’t stop there though! He sends Osamu into the opposite corner, and delivers a running European uppercut into Osamu! Osamu falls from the corner, but as he’s still standing, Kinkade springboards into a Moonsault-Reverse DDT! Kinkade now goes onto the apron, and hits a huge Springboard Shooting Star Pre- NO! OSAMU GETS THE KNEES UP!!! OSAMU HOOKS THE LEGS!!
Nick Angel: HE KICKS OUT!!! Osamu can’t believe it, and neither can Kinkade!! This match was almost over before Kawajai could bring up the Extreme Elimination Chamber again! Osamu attempts to get back to his feet, but Kinkade is able to make it back first after the damage Osamu has just suffered. Kinkade throws Osamu into the corner and charges at him, but Osamu moves, and Kinkade goes shoulder first into the Turnbuckles, before turning around right into the best Northern Lights Suplex in the business!!! Osamu, not having the energy to keep the bridge, drops onto Kinkade for the cover!
Nick Angel: The referee, checking the cover, because Kinkade got his foot on the ropes, breaking up the pin! Kinkade is still in this match! Osamu, decides to go the top rope, and now attempts a diving double foot stomp, but Kinkade moves! Both men quickly scramble back up to their feet, and charge at each other, before just trading blows with one another! Kinkade attempts a roundhouse kick but Osamu ducks it! Osamu attempts a leg sweep but Kinkade jumps over it! Kinkade hits a huge V-Trigger knee strike onto Osamu, before Osamu rebounds off the ropes, and hits a huge forearm strike, causing both men to collapse! Both men, giving it their all tonight, as this match means so much for both competitors. An opportunity at the EAW World Heavyweight championship!
Kawajai: Both men, finally get back to their feet, before just trading blows once again! Osamu hits a second forearm, causing Kinkade to stumble a bit! But Daryl- DKO!!! DKO BY KINKADE!!! KINKADE SCRAMBLES TO THE COVER!!
Kawajai: OSAMU GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! KINKADE CAN’T BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT!! OSAMU’S OPPORTUNITY, NEARLY PASSING RIGHT BY HIM!! Daryl Kinkade, eyes the top rope, to the crowd giving a loud reaction, giving Kinkade the motivation he needs! Kinkade, climbs up to the top rope, AND GOES FOR THE ANGEL OF TH- WAIT WAIT WAIT NO!! OSAMU GETS A FOOT UP, HITTING KINKADE IN THE FACE!! Kinkade, falling onto the ropes, before Osamu hits a huge leg dropkick onto him, dropping him! OSAMU LOCK!! BUT OSAMU, NOT PAYING ATTENTION, AS HIS HEAD IS JUST UNDER THE ROPES, CAUSING THE ROPE BREAK!! OSAMU IS FURIOUS!! HE HAD THE MATCH WON, OR SO HE THOUGHT!! Osamu, picks Kinkade back up, but Kinkade- BEAUTIFUL LIE!! KINKADE IS GOING TO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! THAT’S IT!! THE COVER!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner, DARYLLLL KIINKADDDEEEEEE!!!!!
Nick Angel: What a close match, but in the end, it’s Kinkade getting a shot at the World Heavyweight championship!
(“What a Shame” by Too Close to Touch plays as Daryl Kinkade celebrates his victory, while Osamu is rolling out the ring, visibly disappointed.)
(Commercial Break featuring various staff members of the Hospital De Jesus in Mexico City tending to the entire Empire roster after all the women of EAW bled buckets last night during Bloodletter. Apparently the medical personnel at Hospital De Jesus are very efficient with cleaning up wounds and helping with stitches.)
(Recap of Rex and Charlie winning their respective matches at Wicked Games)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOW CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(“It Aint Safe” by Skepta hits the public address system and one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, the bearded blue eyed beauty, Charlie Marr, begins to make his way down to the ring area.)
Front Row Fan Girl: Mmmmm hola Papi. Usa tu lengua y llévame al paraíso.
Charlie Marr (to the camera): I don’t know what the fuck she just said.
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE’S ONE-HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLIIIIIIIEEEEEEE MMMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
(Charlie receives a mixed reaction as usual, except from his female fans who stan the beard, and he climbs into the ring, ready for this Extreme Elimination Chamber exhibition match. Pretty soon his music fades out and is replaced by “Still Unbroken” by Lynyrd Skynyrd. The crowd erupts as the EAW World Heavyweight Champion Rex McAllister walks out onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… RRRRRRREEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX MMMMMMMMMMMMMCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
(Rex gets into the ring, eyes Charlie, and raises the World Heavyweight Championship in the air. Charlie looks up at it and smirks.)
Kawajai: This is going to be an interesting match, Nick. These two men have trained together, teamed together, and know one another pretty damn well. Rex has been a teacher of sorts for both members of MarrKade, and no one can deny that both Charlie Marr and Daryl Kinkade have completely blossomed under Rex’s tutelage.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Nick Angel: TEACHER VERSUS STUDENT… FATHER VERSUS SON… HERE WE GO!!!!
Kawajai: The match starts off with Rex and Charlie circling one another and looking for an opening. It’s Rex who extends the hand and offers Charlie a test of strength. Charlie slaps his dad’s hand away, but Rex grabs him by the wrist and begins twisting it around. Charlie grits his teeth, but he deals with the pain. He knows that Rex is a pure wrestler and if he wants to beat his mentor, he is going to have to wrestle the best match of his career.
Nick Angel: Rex brings Charlie’s arm behind his back and looks to bring him down to the mat. Charlie fights back with an elbow to the face and attempts to free himself from Rex. Rex takes that wrist and twists it around, kicking Charlie in the back of the knee and forcing him to the mat. Rex drops down with him and locks his arms around Charlie’s waist. Charlie fights out of the hold, wraps Rex in a headlock, but Rex is able to slip out and get back up to his feet.
Kawajai: Charlie gets up as well and shakes out his wrist, and this time he does offer to lock up with Rex. Both men jostle back and forth for position, but it’s Charlie who drives his knee into Rex’s stomach. He looks to bring the World Heavyweight Champion down to the mat, but Rex is able to reach around and lock his arms around Charlie’s waist. Charlie tries to free himself, but Rex wrestles him down, grabs a front facelock, and holds Charlie in place. The Unified Tag Team Champion breaks that hold and gets back up to his feet. Rex smirks at Charlie as he also returns to a vertical base.
Nick Angel: Rex motions at Charlie to bring it, and Charlie does just that. He goes for a kick, but Rex catches that foot! He spins Charlie around, looks to bring him down with a clothesline, but Charlie ducks, and tries for a jumping knee strike. Rex is able to avoid that and he grabs Charlie by the leg, but Charlie hits Rex with a straight right hand to the jaw! The champ fires back with one of his own, drives his shoulder into Charlie’s midsection, and forces him into the corner. The official steps in and orders Rex to back off, and because Rex is a caring man, he does. Charlie shakes his head but before he can move away from the corner, Rex nails him with a jumping knee strike!!! He grabs Charlie and pulls him away from the corner and nails him with an uppercut! He grabs Charlie, kicks him in the stomach, and brings him down with a belly to back suplex! Rex rolls over and goes for the quick cover, but Charlie pushes Rex off of him!
Kawajai: Rex doesn’t relent though. He grabs Charlie’s arm again, forces it behind his back, Charlie very quickly grabs the ropes with his feet, and the official forces Rex to break again. Rex backs off and a look of frustration crosses Charlie’s face. He slips out of the ring and attempts to regroup.
Nick Angel: Rex patiently waits for Charlie to get back in the ring, all the while keeping himself loose and ready to go. Charlie finally gets back inside, having cleared his head I guess, and this time he lunges at Rex! Rex is driven back into the corner and instead of breaking, Charlie starts striking the champion with those precisely placed kicks. Rex does his best to fend them off, but Charlie has finally gained a slight advantage in this match and he doesn’t want to relinquish it. He plants his boot firmly into Rex’s gut, grabs the champ, and throws him to the middle of the ring. Despite the punishment he’s taken, Rex is quick to get back to his feet. Charlie flies at him, looking for a big boot, but Rex ducks! Rex grabs Charlie from behind and plants him into the mat with a german suplex!
Kawajai: Rex keeps up the attack and jerks Charlie up. He whips him into the corner and comes flying at him! FOREARM SMASH! Rex grabs Charlie and whips him into the opposite corner. ANOTHER FLYING FOREARM SMASH! Rex goes for the trifecta and once again throws Charlie across the ring… CHARLIE MOVES AND REX SLAMS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CHARLIE GRABS REX AND GOES FOR THE ROLLUP…
Nick Angel: REX KICKS OUT AND IS QUICKLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!!!! CHARLIE TURNS AROUND AND GOES FOR THE CHARING CROSS! REX HAS IT SCOUTED!!! ENZIGURI!!!!! CHARLIE IS DOWN AND REX GOES FOR THE QUICK COVER!!!!
Kawajai: CHARLIE MARR KICKS OUT AND QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! THIS TIME REX FOLLOWS HIM AND DOESN’T ALLOW HIM TO CATCH HIS BREATH! BOTH MEN ARE FIGHTING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING NOW!!!! REX NAILS CHARLIE WITH THAT OPEN-HANDED PALM STRIKE AND CHARLIE IS NEARLY TAKEN OFF HIS FEET! REX DOES NOT LET UP THOUGH! HE FIRES OFF A SERIES OF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO CHARLIE’S CHEST AND THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION IS IN TROUBLE. REX HAS HIM BACK AGAINST THE BARRICADES NOW, AND HE UNLOADS ONE LAST CHOP TO CHARLIE’S CHEST!!!!!
Nick Angel: Charlie Marr might have bitten off more than he can chew with this match. He’s said all week that he is going to defeat his mentor and friend, and show the world why Charlie Marr is the next EAW World Heavyweight Champion!
Kawajai: Rex grabs Charlie and attempts to whip him into the ring apron, but Charlie blocks and kicks Rex in the gut. He smashes Rex’s face into the ring apron and rolls him back inside. Charlie drops a knee down to Rex’s arm. He follows it up with another knee to the face. He stays on top of Rex by dropping down, grabbing the arm, and wrenching it back. Rex looks to get out of the hold, but Charlie plants his knee into Rex’s back. Rex is pretty strong though and he is able to finally power himself back up to his feet. Charlie keeps his grip on that arm, but Rex uses his free hand to drive a series of punches into Charlie’s stomach. Rex sweeps Charlie’s feet out from underneath of him. He looks to drop an elbow down across the chest of Charlie Marr, but Charlie moves!
Nick Angel: Charlie gets back up, stomps away on Rex’s arm, and snaps it down into the mat. Rex grabs the arm, and Charlie quickly goes for a cover!!!!
Nick Angel: Kick out by Rex!!!!
Kawajai: Charlie jerks Rex’s arm back, and again he slams it down into the mat! Charlie gets up, boots Rex in the face a few times, and jerks the champion up by the hair. He begins chopping away at Rex now… his chops just as hard as the champ’s were! Rex finds himself backed against the ropes and the official warns Charlie to keep it clean. Charlie gives our official an innocent look and holds his hands up.
Nick Angel: CHARLIE JUST SLAPPED REX ACROSS THE FACE!!!!
(Rex looks more than annoyed by this, and Charlie just shrugs.)
Kawajai: REX JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF CHARLIE!
Nick Angel: REX GRABS CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! HE’S ABOUT TO BEAT SOME RESPECT INTO THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION!!! REX IS PEPPERING CHARLIE WITH THOSE RIGHTS AND LEFTS. HE’S NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK!!! REX WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! ANOTHER!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! HE KICKS CHARLIE IN THE STOMACH AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!!! REX KIPS UP…
Kawajai: STANDING MOONSAULT!!!!
Nick Angel: CHARLIE MOVES!!!
Kawajai: CHARLIE ROLLS AWAY FROM REX AND USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! CHARLIE WAITS UNTIL REX PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND RUSHES TOWARDS HIM!!!
Nick Angel: DEATH OR GLORY!! CHARLIE’S DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SENDS REX INTO THE CORNER!!! CHARLIE CHARGES TOWARDS HIM!!! RUNNING KNEE LIFT!!! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!! CHARLIE MARR GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Kawajai: THE CHAMP KICKS OUT!!!
Nick Angel: Frustration is written all over the face of Charlie Marr but he has to know that was never gunna be enough to put away Rex McAllister. Rex is a two time and reigning World Champion.
Kawajai: Charlie slaps the mat in frustration. He reaches out and grabs Rex’s hair – reigning down multiple closed fist punches to the head of the champion. The official shouts his warnings but as usual, Charlie Marr only hears what he wants to hear. He finally stops and backs up just a bit, watching as Rex begins to pull himself up. Our World Heavyweight champion is such a fighter, he’s not the type to ever stay down. Rex takes his time though and finally he brings himself up into a sitting position.
Nick Angel: CHARLIE CHARGES AT REX! HE’S LOOKING FOR A BIG BOOT! REX DROPS BACK TO AVOID AND QUICKLY REACHES BACK TO ROLL CHARLIE UP!
Kawajai: Charlie rolls up to his feet and shock and frustration are written all over his face! He rushes towards Rex, who’s now back up to his feet, AND REX CATCHES CHARLIE WITH A SPINEBUSTER! HE DRIVES CHARLIE RIGHT INTO THE MAT! REX DOESN’T GO FOR THE PIN THOUGH!!! HE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AGAIN, YANKS HIM UP, AND HITS WITH A STIFF, CLOSED FIST PUNCH THAT SENDS THE TAG CHAMP RIGHT BACK DOWN. SATISFIED WITH THAT ONE PUNCH, REX GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET.
Nick Angel: TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL, REX! THE REX MCALLISTER SCHOOL OF WRESTLING IS OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Kawajai: REX IS FIRING OFF THOSE FOREARM SHOTS NOW, ALTERNATING BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT. HE BRINGS HIS KNEE UP INTO CHARLIE’S GUT, SLIPS TO CHARLIE SIDE… OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!
Nick Angel: The impact seems to have left our Unified Tag Team Champion breathless, but Rex does not stop! This a lesson in tough love for young Mr. Marr right now and Rex wraps him into an elevated Boston Crab submission! Charlie quickly uses his upper body strength to push himself up, trying his best to incorporate his lower body strength to counter this, but Rex is too much. Charlie lets out a painful scream and begins to crawl his way to the ropes.
Kawajai: The official yells at Rex to break the hold, which he does at one because Rex…
Nick Angel: But now Rex is deadlifting Charlie up… GERMAN SUPLEX. HIS ARMS STAY CLASPED AROUND CHARLIE’S WAIST… ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! ANOTHER!!!! THREE CONSECUTIVE GERMAN SUPLEXES!!!! REX IS BACK TO HIS FEET NOW AND HE IS FULL OF FIRE! CHARLIE IS DAZED AND HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ROLL HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE SITS UP BUT REX IS RIGHT THERE, MARCHING TOWARDS THE CORNER. HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO TEACH HIS SON A LESSON RIGHT NOW.
Kawajai: CHARLIE KICKS HIS FEET UP TOWARD REX… REX CATCHES THEM… BUT CHARLIE PULLS HIS LEGS FORWARD AND THEN PUSHES BACK! REX FALLS INTO THE OFFICIAL! THE OFFICIAL IS DOWN!
Nick Angel: Rex looks a little shocked to see the official down! The distraction has given Charlie a chance to roll out of the ring and catch his breath on the apron. Finally, the bearded brute gets back to his feet. Rex takes note of Charlie’s position on the outside of the ring and charges towards him….
Kawajai: SPEAR! Rex McAllister lunges through the air – diving between the top and middle ropes, perfectly spearing Charlie off of the ring apron! The two crash and burn hard on the mat outside of the ring, Charlie taking the brunt of it when his head hit off of the crowd barrier.
Nick Angel: Charlie is down and Rex jerks him up and throws him back inside the ring! Rex climbs up on the apron and goes to get back inside…
Kawajai: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND POP ARE RUSHING DOWN TO THE RING! LC JERKS REX DOWN OFF THE APRON AND REX’S FACE HITS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! LC GRABS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND SLAMS HIS FIST INTO REX’S FACE, AND CRACKS REX’S NOSE OPEN! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS BLEEDING NOW, AND LC TOSSES REX TOWARDS POP! POP NAILS REX WITH A PELE KICK, AND THAT SENDS THE CHAMP DOWN HIS KNEES. POP PICKS HIM UP… CROWN OF THORNS! CROWN OF THORNS! REX JUST ATE THAT STYLES CLASH ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! LC GRABS REX AND THROWS HIM BACK IN THE RING!!!!
Nick Angel: CHARLIE MARR HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON AND HE ROLLS OVER, HIS ARM LANDING ACROSS REX! THE OFFICIAL IS BACK UP AND SEES WHAT’S GOING ON! HE SEES THAT CHARLIE HAS HIS ARM DRAPED ACROSS REX’S CHEST AND HE DROPS DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Kawajai: HOLY SHIT!
Nick Angel: POP AND LC JUST COST REX MCALLISTER THIS MATCH TO CHARLIE MARR!!!
(Charlie slowly sits up and when he does, the realization of what just happened crosses his face. He sees Rex down beside him, and the official grabs his hand and raises it. A slow, devilish smirk crosses Charlie’s handsome and he drags himself up to his feet to celebrate. He’s completely unaware that LC has slipped into the ring, and that POP is poised on the ring apron, ready to strike. As soon as Charlie turns around and sees them, other emotions cross his face.)
Kawajai: SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! POP TAKES OUT CHARLIE MARR! LC DROPS DOWN AND BEGINS BEATING AWAY ON CHARLIE MARR! POP TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO REX, WHO WAS JUST STARTED TO SIT UP! POP IS RAINING CLUBBING BLOWS DOWN ON THE FACE AND HEAD OF REX MCALLISTER!!!!!
(Suddenly, the crowd erupts into cheers.)
Nick Angel: DARYL KINKADE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND MAKES A BEELINE RIGHT FOR POP! HE PULLS THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL OFF OF REX AND TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO LC! LC TRIES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE… BUT DARYL DUCKS AND HITS LC WITH A DROP KICK! POP IS QUICK TO GRAB DARYL, BUT THE OTHER HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IS READY! STEP UP ENZIGURI TO POP!!!! LC COMES BACK… BICYCLE KICK! DARYL HAS TAKEN DOWN BOTH LC AND POP, AND THOSE TWO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!!!!
(Daryl, LC, and POP all jaw back and forth with one another, while Charlie and Rex finally recover enough to get back up to their feet. The last image of Voltage is Rex McAllister and MarrKade staring down a retreating POP and LC.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)