Jaron Collins
(EAW intro plays.)
(The scene opens up to a peaceful starry night to start off the show. The camera then pans down to show a fancy yacht at bay as there seems to be a extravagant party going on inside of it, so much for COVID-19 regulations)
(It then transitions to the inside as it seems to be a very crowded affair. Multiple people are seen talking to one another, ordering beverages and whatnot as they dance with a beautiful sunset as their scenery. It isn’t long though before a familiar bald face is seen making his way over to the bar in a navy blue suit as he pulls up a seat and begins to tap his fingers slowly against the bar, waiting patiently for a bartender to approach him, which after a bit, does happen)
Ronan Malosi: Hey homeboy, gimme a drink.
(The long-haired bartender turns around to face Ronan as his entire face flushes upon seeing who it is. Justin Windgate is seen with a blunt in his mouth as he looks towards Ronan and raises his eyebrow in response to what he said towards him)
Justin Windgate: Well you have to tell me what kind of drink you want, don’t you?
Ronan Malosi: :dahell: What the hell are you doing here?!
Justin Windgate: Do I know you…?
Ronan Malosi: Whatever! WHATEVER! Just get me a Blue Moon.
Justin Windgate: Ok then…
(Justin leaves for a bit before coming back and handing him the drink as he looks towards him, Ronan still looking fearful pulls at his collar)
Justin Windgate: You good?
Ronan Malosi: Yeah, just fine, just a coincidence…
(Justin The Bartender shrugs as he walks off to elsewhere. Ronan leans against the table, completely perplexed as he turns to his right, and sees a woman with blonde hair as he smirks. Bringing his arm up onto the table as he clicks to get her attention)
Ronan Malosi: Hey girl, you looking fine today. How about we leave this yacht and take a trip over to Mackey Donald D’s and I can treat you like the fine lady you are.
(Alissa Brady turns around to look at Ronan as she smirks and stands up and walks off to elsewhere. Ronan rubs his hands together in anticipation as he stands up, before being interrupted)
Ryan Wilson: RONAN! Just the person I’m looking for!
(Ryan stops him as he makes his way over and turns him around)
Ronan Malosi: Sorry Ryan, I wish I could talk, but I have a date to get to.
Ryan Wilson: No no, you don’t get it. We have a problem on our hands. Me being the owner of this yacht I’m allowed to whitelist and blacklist whoever I want, and you see the person right there?
(Ryan points over to a man in a hood looking out to the sea nonchalantly. He’s isolated from the rest which confuses Ronan for a good moment before he looks back towards Ryan)
Ronan Malosi: Are we about to get into a gang war? Yeah sorry Ryan, I can’t do this I’ve got a dentist appointment in half a hour-
Ryan Wilson: Don’t be a pussy Ronan. That my friend, is Xavier Williams. And you and I both know how much of a problem he is. Come on, let’s get him.
(Both members of Chained Fury look towards one another and make their way towards the hooded figure presumed to be Xavier Williams. And Ryan counts down from 3, before they both tackle him down to the ground)
Ronan Malosi: WE GOT YOU NOW XAVIER!
(Ryan turns the man around as he takes off his hood)
The Woogieman: Who in the blue hell are you?! And how DARE you assault The Woog! I’m about to layeth the Smackdown on you jabronies!
Ryan Wilson & Ronan Malosi: :krabs:
(Before long someone taps Ryan’s shoulder. As he slowly turns around, Xavier Williams is seen looking down at the two of them, smiling, before he punches Ryan right in his face)
(As soon as that happens it’s like a battle cry as a complete uncontrollable brawl happens on the yacht. Woogieman drags himself away only to be beaten down by Kid Ohio who is also in the middle of a fight with James Ranger as well)
(Justin Windgate is seen at the bar chuckling to himself watching the three of them fight as he takes out his Interwire Championship which he for some reason has and begins to shine it with a cloth towel. He isn’t able to do that for long though as Ronan Malosi runs towards him and lunges over the bar and tackles him down to the ground as the both of them engage in a fist fight as well)
Ronan Malosi: YOU A INMATE THAT JUST DROPPED THE SOAP! GETCHO ASS OVER HERE!
Justin Windgate: :wtf:!!!
(They continue to brawl as it goes to Cage and Dr. Bethany Blue slugging it out. The two of them are going at it as after a while, Lucas Johnson runs in to help Cage as the both of them look to toss Bethany off the ledge and into the sea)
Cage: Good job Lucas! Now all we gotta do is toss Bethy into the sea and we can go get some ice cream how about that?
(Lucas nods before Bethany kicks both of them in the face. Cage stumbles back as Lucas attempts to throw a punch, but Bethany grabs him and dumps Lucas overboard)
Cage: NOOOOO!!!!
(Both Cage and Bethany continue to fight as it goes to IDOL-GUN being bombarded by both Jon Kelton and Consuela Rose Ava as they both are attacking the two of them. Hikari Kanno manages to shove away for the time being as she looks around confused)
Hikari Kanno: Where the hell are the simps?!
(Seemingly on que a mob of simps infiltrate the yacht. As both Kelton and Consuela look towards one another)
Jon Kelton & Consuela Rose Ava: :comeagain:
(It isn’t long before they see they’re all carrying pitchforks as they both quickly run off as the simps chase after them. Hikari helps Miku Sakai up as the both of them look towards them and shake their heads as they leave the scene laughing their asses off)
(It then goes to Raven Roberts and Harlow Reichert, both of them not even bothering to join the brawl as they’re both seen chilling at the bar. They see the crowd of simps pass by as they shrug before turning around and continuing to talk to one another)
Raven Roberts: Imagine being that stupid…
Harlow Reichert: 🙄
(The brawl has completely come unhinged as it’s absolute carnage in what used to be a party. After a while it’s completely unglued…)
SLAM!
(A door opens at the yacht as a pair of high heels makes their way down from the second level to the first level. King Kass is seen as the entire brawl quiets down and focuses their attention towards her. As she looks around with an annoyed look on her face)
King Kass: What the hell.
???: No worries, I got this.
(A person comes out of the crowd as none other than Jack Ripley is seen facing King Kass. The both of them have a staredown for a moment before they both lunge towards one another looking to fight, all before)
(Cut to black)
(‘1×1’ by Bring Me The Horizon blasts throughout the Amway Center as the socially distanced crowd in the arena cheers loudly in response as it pans around, the crowd completely hyped up for what’s to come tonight. An array of gold and black pyro bursts out of the stage in a spectacle to behold as the festivities have begun for tonight. It then transitions over to the commentary desk as the Showdown commentary team is seen with bright smiles on their faces. Deadprez, Eve, and an overly excited Gavin Kirkland are seen as Deadprez begins to speak)
Deadprez: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE COMING TO YOU FROM ORLANDO FLORIDA! LIVE FOR UNDER SIEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: :blessed: And I just can’t wait for what we have in store for the EAW Universe tonight! Like for example, where we have the Answers World Champion, Jack Ripley defending his title against the challenger, King Kass in a Steel Cage match! And I just can’t wait for that one to get away, a battle for the ages some may say!
Gavin Kirkland: And we can’t forget the weed machine, the Interwire Champion, Justin Windgate going up against the chick magnet himself, Ronan Malosi! In a match where if Alissa Brady shows up in Ronan’s corner, I might just pull out the Jerkins-
Eve: I’ve made sure security confiscated that from your bag.
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry:
Deadprez: And we can’t forget the match that we’ve been waiting for as well as Ryan Wilson will be putting his job as Showdown General Manager on the line against Xavier Williams who is putting his career on the line as well in a job versus career match, and you can tell just how personal that match is, and it’s all happening tonight!
Eve: Why stall it for any longer than?! With other star-studded matches to accompany it, let’s get onto those matches RIGHT NOW! AND WE SHALL START IT WITH UNSANCTIONED BLOODSHED!!
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST.. IS AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH!!
( “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi begins to echo throughout the arena as the crowd is split with cheers and boos. Dr. Bethany Blue jerks the curtain and approaches the stage with a smirk on her face. She stands proudly on the stage, scans the atmosphere before making her way down to the ring. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST!!! From Miami, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds… DOCTORRRRR BETHANNNNYYY BLUUUUU-
Deadprez: IT’S CAGE!! CAGE WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT TO THE BACK OF BLUE AS HE ISN’T WAITING FOR THE ENTRANCE FORMALITIES!! CAGE CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND IS INITIATING THE BATTLE BEFORE THIS MATCH COULD START AS BLUE RETREATS DOWN THE RAMP!! CAGE WITH ANOTHER BARBED WIRE TO THE BACK AS BLUE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! CAGE THROWS THE BAT INTO THE RING AND GRABS BLUE AND TOSSES HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! THE IMPATIENT JUDAS IS AT IT AGAIN!
Eve: CAGE GRABS HER AND HOISTS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER!! AND HE TOSSES THE DOCTOR INTO THE RINGPOST FACE FIRST!! CAGE IS RUTHLESS!!! BOTH OF THESE COMPETITORS HAVE BEEN ITCHING AND SCRATCHING TO GET THIS MATCH DONE AND OVER WITH AND IT IS EVIDENT!! CAGE NOW THROWS BLUE INTO THE RING AND SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH THE BAT!! THIS MATCH IS NOW OFFICIAL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Here we go as this highly anticipated match is underway! AS CAGE IS ALREADY RUNNING FORWARD AND TAKING A SWING WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BAT RIGHT TOWARDS THE FACE OF BETHANY!
Eve: But Bethany manages to duck under as she turns Cage around to kick him right in the gut! Bethany pulling him in, AS SHE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK DDT! Bethany has got to find a way to pry that baseball bat out of Cage’s hands or atleast find something to level with him but for the moment she has to keep it safe! Bethany immediately rolling out of the ring as she opens up the apron as Cage is right up to his feet, AND ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR TAKING BETHANY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: Well as much as I don’t agree with Cage beating women I’m not that surprised since it’s coming from him. Cage grabbing Bethany and bringing her up, but Bethany sends a back elbow to the face of Cage! AS SHE SENDS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! But Bethany isn’t done, AS SHE’S JUST REPEATEDLY SLAMMING CAGE AGAINST THE RINGPOST MULTIPLE TIMES! BETHANY IS MAKING SURE CAGE SUFFERS AS ALREADY WE’RE SEEING BLOOD BEGIN TO POUR FROM CAGE’S FOREHEAD AS HE SCREAMS IN AGONY! THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Deadprez: Well this is what you sign up for when you agree to an Unsanctioned Match Gavin! Cage quickly shoving Bethany away as you can see him run the palm of his hand against his face to check for blood, as look how twisted he is as he smirks! Cage falling against the barricade as Bethany runs right towards him! BUT IT’S CAGE THAT GRABS BETHANY AND CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP AGAINST THE BARRICADE! NO MATTER HOW TAME THAT MIGHT BE IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! THAT HAD TO HURT!
Eve: And now Cage is already rolling into the ring and taking the barbed wire bat as he picks it up at the center of the ring with a sinister look on his face! Cage twirling it around in his hand once more before making his way back to the outside of the ring to meet Bethany, WAIT! BUT BETHANY JUST SLAMMED A ROLL OF BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE FACE OF CAGE FROM THE OUTSIDE! SHE DUG UNDER THE RING AND FOUND SOMETHING ATLEAST TO USE TO HER ADVANTAGE TO KEEP CAGE AT BAY!
Gavin Kirkland: I like a chick who plays dirty. :mjlit:
Eve: That would hurt.
Gavin Kirkland: And that’s the point damn.
Deadprez: Bethany rolling back into the ring with that roll of barbed wire as she takes it and waits for Cage to get back up! AS LOOK AT HER JUST RAKING IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF CAGE! Cage screaming for dear life as that’s only going to increase the blood in this matchup! Cage slowly recovering now! AS HE GRABS BETHANY BY THE HEAD AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A QUICK STUNNER TO GET HER AWAY FROM HIM FOR THE TIME BEING!
Eve: Bethany falls against the ropes as Cage gets right back up, and connects with a quick punch towards her face to drop her down to a knee! Cage rolling out of the ring now, AS HE GRABS THE LEGS OF BETHANY AND PULLS HER OUT ALONG WITH HIM AS WELL! Cage grabbing the apron as he opens it up and is already digging under it to find whatever weapon he can use at his disposal next! AND IS THIS MAN PULLING OUT LIGHT TUBES?!
Gavin Kirkland: Well we surely aren’t Voltage but Cage is making sure that our Hospital bills are off the charts right now! AS HE TAKES A LIGHT TUBE AS BETHANY IS GETTING BACK UP!
CRASH!
Deadprez: AS HE COMPLETELY SHATTERS IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF BETHANY! Bethany is about to collapse to the ground in pain but Cage has her by the arm and is pulling her back towards him now!
Eve: AS LOOK AT HIM JUST USING HIS FOREARM AND RAKING IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF BETHANY! DIGGING THE SHARDS FROM THE LIGHT TUBES DEEPER INTO HER FACE AND MAKING SURE SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN!
Cage: (Off-Mic) Ah what’s wrong Bethy?! You can’t handle the pressure-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BETHANY GRABS A LIGHT TUBE OF HER OWN AS SHE SLAMS IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF CAGE! DUST IS EVERYWHERE! Bethany is back in this as she turns around and lunges towards him, AND NOW IS JUST SLAMMING LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO THE FACE OF CAGE! MAKING SURE THAT THE HALL OF FAMER IS A BLOODY PULP BY THE TIME THAT SHE’S FINISHED WITH HIM!
Deadprez: Bethany stopping her assault as Cage is down on the ground attempting to recover as he drags himself away! But it looks like Bethany is looking under the ring as well, why not have as much variety as possible in this match to inflict as much damage towards your opponent as you can! AND IS THAT A CROWBAR?!
Eve: Bethany is pulling out all the stops to make sure that she gets ahead as Cage is using the steel steps to drag himself back up to his feet, and I think Bethany sees this as she makes her way towards him! SHE’S LOOKING TO TAKE THE CROWBAR AND SANDWICH CAGE’S HEAD BETWEEN IT AND THE STEPS! NO!
CRACK!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS THE CROWBAR SLAMS AGAINST THE STEPS! Cage slides back into the ring to avoid any trouble as Bethany is relentless in her chase, rolling right back in and coming after him! Cage gets back up to his feet, AS BETHANY TAKES ANOTHER SWING WITH THE CROWBAR!
Deadprez: BUT CAGE TAKES THE BARBED WIRE BAT THAT HE BROUGHT WITH HIM TO THIS MATCH AND SWINGS RIGHT FOR BETHANY’S HEAD-
BOOM!
Eve: WHAT THE HELL?! DID THAT BARBED WIRE BAT JUST EXPLODE?!
(Cage watches the bat explode before his very eyes as Bethany is blinded in response to it, definitely not expecting that of all things. Cage has a practically maniacal look on his face as he rolls Bethany onto her back and hooks the leg quickly going for the pin)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHR-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BETHANY KICKS OUT AS THOSE SICK FUCKS KEEP FIGHTING!
Cage: (Off-Mic) https://media1.tenor.com/images/bf5fe23c1bf06e3cff491c7c161558c0/tenor.gif?itemid=15520949
Deadprez: Well Cage looks to be in his element now as he’s dragging himself towards Bethany already and locking her into a side headlock and just hammering away with punches now! Both of them are looking to inflict as much damage as they can and right now Cage is doing the job here! Bethany taking her arm as she shoves Cage away momentarily as Cage lets go of the hold! Both of them get back up to their feet, BUT BETHANY STEPS FORWARD AND MEETS CAGE IN THE JAW WITH A TJD! SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE JAW OF CAGE!
Eve: But I don’t know how the hell it’s possible but Cage has managed to fall back against the ropes! AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES BETHANY IN RESPONSE WITH A REBOUND LARIAT! BOTH OF THEM ARE JUST NOT GIVING UP IN THIS MATCH!
Gavin Kirkland: Well will it do them any good?! That’s something that we’re just going to have to find out as this match progresses I say. Both of them are down on the mat but Bethany is showing some early life as she’s dragging herself towards the ropes in hopes to recover faster, but Cage is hot on her tail as he’s attempting to stagger upwards as well! Cage leaning against the ropes as Bethany is back up, AND SHE RUNS FORWARD TAKING THE BOTH OF THEM BACK OUT OF THE RING WITH A BIG CACTUS CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: Both of them are out of the ring now as Bethany drags herself up while Cage does the same, and Bethany kicks Cage in the gut! Cage doubles over as Bethany grabs him by his head, AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Cage stumbles backwards as he falls down to a knee and Bethany once again digs under the ring! Whatever the hell we have under there has seemed to be prepared for this match as these weapons are definitely not the friendliest things in the world. Bethany pulling out something.
Eve: IS THAT LEMON JUICE?!
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain: What in the world did you just say? LOOK! BETHANY QUICKLY LOCKING CAGE IN A HEADBUTT AS SHE RIPS OPEN THE CAP TO THE LEMON JUICE! AND SHE’S JUST POURING IT INTO THE WOUNDS OF CAGE AS LOOK AT HIM SCREAMING! THIS IS COMPLETE INSULT TO INJURY RIGHT NOW BETHANY WANTS TO MAKE SURE CAGE SUFFERS! SHE’S A MAD WOMAN I SAY! A MAD WOMAN!
Deadprez: BETHANY JUST POURED THE WHOLE THING INTO THE EYES AND FACE OF CAGE AS THAT HAS TO BURN LIKE HELL! Bethany finally shoving him away but the damage has already been done as Cage is rolling around like a wounded animal! What kind of sick fuck would think of this?! Bethany slides back into the ring as she recovers and waits for Cage to do the same! Cage is barely even able to see but he’s sliding back into the ring attempting to chase after her, is that the brightest idea at the moment though?!
CRACK!
Eve: BETHANY JUST TOOK THE CROWBAR AND CRACKED IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF CAGE! SHE JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SICKO! BUT BETHANY GOING FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: BUT CAGE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! HOW IS HE ABLE TO KEEP FIGHTING AFTER THAT?!
Eve: Well this is a match that both of them have been waiting for for a long time! Of course they’re going to try and kill one another tonight! Both Cage and Bethany so far have laid it all on the line and who knows when one or the other is going to give in?!
Gavin Kirkland: Well if they want to die go right ahead Eve! Bethany back up to her feet, BUT IT’S CAGE THAT ALREADY TACKLES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAGE IS HAMMERING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FIGHTING THROUGH A HELL OF A LOT OF PAIN TO GET A SECOND WIND! Cage separates away from Bethany as it looks like he’s done enough to get him some breathing room for the moment, as he’s taking that explosive barbed wire bat again! I hope it doesn’t blow up again!
Deadprez: CAGE IS PRESSING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE HEAD OF BETHANY AND PULLING BACK! BETHANY IS SCREAMING AS THE BARBED WIRE DIGS INTO HER SKIN AND OPENS HER WOUNDS MORE THAN THEY WERE BEFORE! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SICKENING!
Eve: This is the price that they pay Dead! Bethany is attempting to push Cage away but Cage is relentless making sure that Bethany suffers as much as she’s made him suffer throughout this match! Cage shoving Bethany away though as Bethany stumbles forward in agony! Bethany getting back up to her feet as Cage readies the bat!
BOOM!
Gavin Kirkland: BETHANY TAKES THE BAT AWAY FROM CAGE AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! OH MY GOD! CAGE’S INTESTINES MIGHT JUST POUR OUT!
Eve: Ew.
Gavin Kirkland: What? Expect the unexpected Eve and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now!
Deadprez: Cage immediately drops to the ground as he rolls around in pain as it’s clear that did a number on him! Bethany is not bothering to go for the pin just yet as she’s already stomping down onto his gut adding even more pain to the pain he’s already feeling at the moment! Bethany dropping down and rolling out of the ring as she’s pushing everything that was used on the outside inside of the ring now! The barbed wire roll, the light tubes, everything! As she’s even looking to pull something else out right here!
Eve: SHE’S PULLING OUT A BARBED WIRE TABLE UNDER THE RING NOW! I don’t know what Ryan Wilson was thinking when he decided to put all these dangerous weapons under the ring, but only for the best right?!
Gavin Kirkland: I think you’re all mad men and I’m the only sane person in this entire company.
Deadprez & Eve: :usure:
Gavin Kirkland: Very, nothing out of the ordinary if you ask me.
Deadprez: Bethany pushing the barbed wire table into the ring as you can see the face of Cage light up even if he’s trying to fight through all the pain that he’s going through at the moment! Bethany rolls back into the ring as Cage gets up to a seated position in order to try and get back up to his feet and in turn, get back into this match! BUT BETHANY RUNNING TOWARDS CAGE AS SHE GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE!
Eve: BUT CAGE MANAGES TO AVOID IT AS HE ROLLS BETHANY UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BETHANY POWERS OUT BEFORE THE REF CAN FINISH THE COUNT!
Deadprez: Both of them are getting back up now as Bethany stumbles up, partially confused on what’s going on! AS CAGE PULLS BETHANY IN AND HOOKS THE LEGS! HE’S GOING FOR MERCY RULE! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!
Eve: But Bethany manages to slip out of it! AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS CAGE DOWN WITH THE REMEDY! JUMPING CUTTER CONNECTS AS BETHANY NOW ROLLS CAGE ONTO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THIS TIME IT’S CAGE THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP AND ESCAPES THE PIN! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
Deadprez: Both of these Elitists are not going to give up if they have the choice in this match! Bethany leaning against the bottom rope as you already know what’s going through their head right now, what’s going to give? What is it going to take to get the win? Cause you already know it has to be a lot.
Eve: And that’s the beauty of it Dead! Cage is stumbling up to a knee now as Bethany takes a light tube, AND SWINGS IT TOWARDS CAGE’S HEAD! But Cage ducks under and runs to the ropes! AS HE LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR TO TAKE BETHANY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! But Bethany manages to move out of the way and force Cage down to the mat! Cage attempting to get up, BUT IT’S BETHANY THAT SLAMS THE LIGHT TUBE ACROSS HIS BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: But somehow someway there’s adrenaline still pumping through Cage! He’s managing to get himself back up as Bethany grabs him into a headlock! But it’s Cage that pushes her towards the ropes! Bethany attempts to rain down punches now, but it’s Cage that dumps Bethany over the top rope and onto the apron! Cage sent a punch her general direction as the both of them now meet on the apron! This definitely isn’t the safest spot for the both of them to be in at the moment!
Deadprez: Cage is beginning to send lefts and rights towards Bethany but Bethany is not giving in and is slowly sending some back herself! Both of them are trading punches back and forth and it’s a matter of who’s going to be forced to give in first?! As it’s Bethany that grabs Cage and sends a knee towards his gut that’s forced to double him over! Bethany grabbing him!
( A hooded figure is seen making his way through the crowd and jumping over the barricade )
Eve: SHE’S GOING FOR WHIPLASH OFF THE APRON! BUT LOOK!! IT’S LUCAS JOHNSON!! LUCAS JOHNSON OUT OF NOWHERE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE LEG AS THIS GIVES THE OPPORTUNITY FOR CAGE TO PICK UP THE SCARPS!!
Gavin Kirkland: CAGE KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! HE HAS NO IDEA THAT LUCAS JOHNSON HAS STUCK HIS NOSE INTO THIS MATCH AS HE HOISTS HIM UP!!MERCY RULE OFF THE APRON AND TO THE RINGSIDE FLOORING! OH MY GOD!
Deadprez: CAGE QUICKLY GRABBING BETHANY AND ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING! CAGE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
OOO EEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: BUT BETHANY KICKS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!
Gavin Kirkland: The will to fight on continues my dear Eve!
Deadprez: BLUE REACHED VERY, VERY DEEP INTO HER LAST ENERGY RESERVE TO KICK OUT OF IT!! CAGE CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND SO DOES LUCAS JOHNSON!! CAGE IS THINKING WHAT TO DO NEXT AS BLUE IS JUST COUGHING IN PAIN!! JOHNSON JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AND WHISPERS SOMETHING INTO CAGE’S EAR AS CAGE PUSHES HIM AWAY!! JOHNSON IS TRYING TO HELP HIM, BUT CAGE REFUSES TO HAVE HIS HELP!! CAGE KNOWS HIMSELF THAT HE IS ABLE TO BEAT HER ON HIS OWN!! CAGE IS CROUCHING THINKING OF WHAT TO DO NEXT AS THESE COMPETITORS HAVE TAKEN EACH OTHER TO THE LIMIT!! THIS IS WHAT SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN IS ALL ABOUT!! CAGE NOW GRABS BLUE AND BRINGS HER UP TO HER FEET.
Eve: Lucas Johnson is cheering for Cage! Cage goes from behind and grabs the wrist!! HE SPINS HIS OPPONENT AROUND!! AND PULLS BLUE IN FOR THE MURDER… DEATH… KILL!!! BUT BLUE GETS THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! BLUE INTERCEPTS WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! SAY AHHH IS LOCKED IN AS JOHNSON IS SLIDES INTO THE RING!! BLUE HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW APPLIED ONTO EXPLICIT CONTENT AS JOHNSON EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH THE CLAYMORE KICK!! JOHNSON WITH THE CLAYMORE KICK ONTO BLUE!
Gavin Kirkland: NOPE!!! BLUE SIDE STEPS IT AND JOHNSON GOES ASS FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! JOHNSON SCREAMS IN PAIN AS BLUE THROWS CAGE INTO HIM!! BOTH LUCAS JOHNSON AND CAGE GO COLLIDING INTO EACH OTHER!! JOHNSON SPLATTERS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS CAGE UNINTENTIONALLY WALKS BACKWARDS INTO BLUE’S HANDS!! BLUE GRABS HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIM DOWN FOR THE INVERTED DDT!! BUT CAGE WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE AND HITS THE MIDSECTION!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS FOR THE MERCY RULE!! OH NO!! IT CONNECTS AGAIN!! CAGE MIGHT WIN THIS NOW!
Deadprez: BUT BLUE COUNTERS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT WITH A HURRICANRANA!! WHAT A COUNTER AS CAGE GOES REELING INTO THE CORNER!! BLUE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!! TJD SUPERKICK CONNECTS!! NO!! CAGE SIDE STEPS IT AND GETS THE REAR NAKED CHOKE!! THE SLEEPER HOLD IS CINCHED IN AS CAGE LOOKS TO COMPLETE IT AND DRAG HIM DOWN!! BLUE USES THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL OUT OF HIS CLUTCH AND OFF THE ROPES!! AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!! A FLUSH SUPERKICK COURTESY OF THE DOCTOR AS CAGE NOW REELS INTO THE ROPES.. AND REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! CLOTHESLINE IN BOUND!!
Eve: BLUE SAW IT COMING AND CLOCKS HIM WITH ANOTHER TJD SUPERKICK!! AND ANOTHER TJD SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! MORE AND MORE SUPERKICKS BEING DEPLOYED FROM THE DOCTOR AS BLUE NOW GRABS HIM AND GETS HIM IN POSITION!! AND BLUE CONNECTS WITH WHIPLASH!! WHIPLASH CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS BLUE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Eve: BUT HERE IS LUCAS JOHNSON!! LUCAS JOHNSON BRINGS A TABLE INTO THE RING AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF BLUE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! JOHNSON IS JUST SMASHING THAT TABLE ONTO BLUE AS HE JUST SAVED CAGE’S ASS ONCE AGAIN!! Cage uses the turnbuckles to get up to his feet as he gingerly approaches Johnson! Cage turns him around and pushes him away!! Johnson sets up the table and leans it against the ropes. Johnson continues to stay in the ring as Cage slowly approaches Blue! Blue is basically a game right now! There is no way she can survive this two-on-one situation! Blue is out like a light while Cage slowly pulls her up to her feet.. Cage comes from behind and grabs the wrist..
Gavin Kirkland: HERE WE GO!! CAGE SPINS HER AROUND!! AND CONNECTS WITH MURDER DEATH KILL!! THE RIPCORD LARIAT CONNECTS!
Deadprez: NO!!! BLUE GOT OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME AND LUCAS JOHNSON ENDS UP GETTING TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THAT CLOTHESLINE!! JOHNSON GETS OBLITERATED BY CAGE’S FINISHER AS CAGE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! CAGE IS DISAPPOINTED AS HE LOOKS DOWN ONTO THE BASICALLY DECEASED PRODIGAL SON AS HE NOW TURNS AROUND!! BLUE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!! TJD SUPERKICK ONCE AGAIN AS BLUE HAS HIM WHERE SHE WANTS HIM!
Eve: BLUE HOOKS THE ARMS AND TIGHTS.. HE HOISTS CAGE UP INTO THE AIR INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! LUCAS JOHNSON IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!! AND BLUE DROPS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A SIT-OUT PILEDRIVER!!! FLATLINE CONNECTS THROUGH THE LEANED TABLE AS BLUE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!! DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH BOTH LEGS HOOKED!! THIS IS IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi echoes throughout the venue as it is accompanied by a huge pop. Dr. Bethany Blue gingerly gets up to her feet, extremely exhausted as the referee raises her hand in victory. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
Eve: What a barnburner of this match! These two opponents promised to beat the living pulp out of each other and they delivered! They delivered on an unsanctioned classic and it is Dr. Bethany Blue that emerges victorious! Cage showed tonight that he hasn’t lost a step. He is still one of the baddest motherfuckers in this game to ever grace this industry and he proved it by putting the doctor to the absolute limit. Blue is surely going to walk out of this match with a lot of stories to be told and she found out first hand that Cage is not an enemy to mess with!
Deadprez: You are absolutely right! Dr. Bethany Blue is on her way to being one of the greatest and she proved so by defeating Cage. Not only was she able to survive the dangerous tactics of Cage, but she was able to fight through the thorn in her side that was Lucas Johnson. Speaking of Lucas Johnson, you’ve got to ask. There has to be repercussions for what he did tonight. He took a ripcord lariat and got decimated by Cage himself. However, it was inadvertent, but perhaps, Cage’s loss can be chalked up to Lucas Johnson sticking his nose into his business? Who knows, but we do know is that Dr. Bethany Blue walks out of tonight with a huge victory under her belt.
( It closes to Dr. Bethany Blue celebrating on the ramp and Cage neglecting Lucas Johnson before we go to commercial break. )
( Commercial break showcases various talents from Friday Night Dynasty as we are a week away from Reckless Wiring. Tune in on April 3, 2021 to see Friday night’s best competition! )
( We return with the camera opening to the hustle and bustle of the backstage area. As we pan we see that we are in one of the designated medical areas.)
???: Are we almost done? My match is soon.
(The camera turns to find Raven Roberts sitting on one of the examination tables in a medical mask and her ring gear. Her coat for her entrance set along the side of the table. She is still bruised up from her match at Shock Value with several half-healed cuts still visible. Her ribs are already wrapped in tape and her left boot has tape extending out of it. The doctor is in the process of taping up her shoulder before laying on the last piece.)
Doctor: All done.
Raven Roberts: Thanks.
(The doctor steps away as the camera focuses on Raven who gives her shoulder a hard slap to test the endurance of the tape. Satisfied that it will hold, she cracks her neck to one side before looking into the camera.)
Raven Roberts: Last week at Shock Value I did exactly what I promised I’d do. I held Minerva’s life in my hands. Punished her until she was helpless, limp on the mat. I took my own punishment and pain to do it, but it was me who prevailed. I could have kept going. I could have done more. But just as I said I would, I stopped. And now she has to live with the fact that every moment she has going forward is in debt to me. I could have killed her. I could have maimed her. But I didn’t. Because I didn’t need it. Now she can go on and be a living notion of what happens when someone tries something like what she pulled on me.
Raven Roberts: But that was then. This is now.
(Raven stands to her feet, grabbing her coat as she does so. She begins to pull it over her shoulders as she continues.)
Raven Roberts: Tonight is Under Siege. Tonight is the first step of my next chapter. Tonight I take my first step in declaring my new dominance on the Showdown brand when I show that even when I’m hurting, battered, and bruised, that no one fights like I do. I will beat Harlow Reichert, and then I will go on to take on the next mountain on my journey.
(She buttons the bodice of the coat, pulling it into position for her upcoming entrance.)
Raven Roberts: I was the first woman to win the Cash in the Vault briefcase. The first woman to win one of the big three achievements in EAW history. And by the time I retire, I will have won all three. So tonight, I not only intend to defeat Harlow Reichert and stake my claim on the blue brand…
(She folds the collar of the jacket up and removes her medical mask, turning towards the curtain area.)
Raven Roberts: I hereby declare my participation in the 2021 Grand Rampage.
(She then walks off towards the entryway to the arena as the camera fades away.)
(Commercial promoting the ASPCA featuring TLA and Steroid Dawg. Become a loving pet parent today.)
(Under Siege fades back to ringside, and Gina Romano stands in the center of the ring holding a microphone.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘In My Bones’ by the Score hits as the camera cuts back to the stage, and the crowd begins cheering as loud as they can before finally Raven Roberts walks out. She’s bandaged up and still has some bruises from her match against Minerva at Shock Value, but somehow she manages to make her way down the ramp. She’s the one that challenged Harlow to this match in the first place after all, and Raven wasn’t willing to let her injuries stop her from competing tonight. Raven continues making her way down the ring as Gina Romano begins to speak.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first…. Residing in Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 134 pounds….. RRRAAAVVVEEENNNN RRROBBBBEEERRTTTSSS!!!!
Deadprez: :lupe: Should she be competing tonight?
Gavin Kirkland: Raven’s face is ruined :mjcry:. I hated watching that Barbed Wire Massacre match last week. They were tearing each other apart, and somehow Raven’s supposed to be facing Harlow Reichert tonight only a week later!
Eve: What was Raven supposed to do? Take back the challenge SHE put out?
Gavin Kirkland: YES!
Eve: Raven knew what she was getting into with Minerva, and in the end she won. Now she’s facing Harlow Reichert this week, and Raven may not be at her best but I’m sure this will still be a very competitive match.
(‘Eye of the Tiger’ by New Found Glory follows, and soon Harlow Reichert makes her way out to the stage. The cheering continues, but as Harlow walks out she immediately notices the condition Raven is in. Nonetheless, she continues making her way down the ramp and towards the ring, not taking her eyes off of Raven as she knows just as much as Raven that this will still be a good match regardless of the condition Raven’s in.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent… From Christchurch, New Zealand….. Weighing in at 137 pounds….. HHHAAAARRRLLLOOOWWW RRREEEIIICHHHEEERRRTTT!!!!!!
Deadprez: And here comes Harlow Reichert! Harlow is easily in better shape than Raven going into this match, and I guess we’ll see how much that affects this match’s outcome! Both Harlow and Raven respect each other and shook hands when they agreed to have this match, so I’m excited to see what they have to offer!
Gavin Kirkland: THICCLOW IS HERE :blessed:!!! You two already know who I’m rooting for tonight, and honestly I think this is going to be an easy night for Harlow!
Eve: I don’t know. I guess we’ll have to see, but none of Raven’s injuries stopped her from winning at Shock Value. From Barbed Wire Massacre against Minerva to this match against Harlow is quite the 180 for Raven, but I’m excited to see what these two have to offer!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And here we go! Somehow, just one week after competing in Barbed Wire Massacre: Shock Value Style, Raven Roberts is facing Harlow Reichert! Raven didn’t have to compete in this match following such a brutal match, but here she is anyway! This is definitely going to be a fantastic match. Harlow and Raven are two fantastic Elitists and the fans have been excited for this match ever since it was announced! The two women are now locking up, and Harlow manages to power Raven into the corner! Raven definitely isn’t one hundred percent, so honestly I can’t say I’m surprised!
Gavin Kirkland: Thicclow has Raven trapped in the corner, and somehow Raven actually manages to power out! Raven manages to power Harlow outta the corner, just for Harlow to lock a headlock in on Raven! Neither woman has been able to get the upper hand for too long but it looks like that may have changed as Harlow has Raven trapped in a headlock! Just one week ago Raven was stabbed in the stomach and foot, and hit in the side of the head with a sledgehammer! That’s gotta affect her performance here tonight, I’m sure of it.
Eve: Raven manages to push Harlow into the ropes and that causes her to bounce off of them! Harlow rebounding off of the ropes, AND RAVEN TAKES HARLOW DOWN WITH A HIP TOSS! Harlow’s down and now Raven attempts to capitalize as she manages to lock in a rear chinlock! Harlow’s in a bit of trouble now as she needs to find a way to escape this hold, and we may be early into this match but I don’t think Raven’s doing too bad! I guess this is Raven Roberts after all, she’s the one that challenged Harlow in the first place!
Deadprez: Harlow manages to get back to a knee, AND NOW THERE’S AN ELBOW TO RAVEN’S BANDAGED UP MIDSECTION! Harlow had to do that in order to escape the hold, but Raven’s in a lot of pain and that just caused her to drop down to a knee and hold the bandaged area! That was a smart move by Harlow, and now she’s looking to capitalize as she grabs Raven and puts her in a front facelock! SNAP SUPLEX BY HARLOW, AND SHE’S NOT DONE THERE! HARLOW ROLLS BACK UP TO HER FEET STILL HOLDING RAVEN, AND NOW THERE’S A FALCON ARROW-
Gavin Kirkland: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! RAVEN DROPS A KNEE DOWN ON HARLOW’S HEAD BEFORE LANDING BACK ON HER FEET! Raven now grabs Harlow by the waist, AND SHE DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX CONNECTS ON HARLOW, AND NOW RAVEN KEEPS IN THE BRIDGE! THERE’S THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH BY RAVEN ROBERTS!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWW-
Gavin Kirkland: THICCLOW KICKS OUT :blessed:!!! Harlow Reichert is still in this match, but now Raven is backing up into the corner. It looks like she might be trying to put this one away early as Harlow gets back up to her feet!
Eve: RAVEN CHARGES IN FOR THE TALON, BUT HARLOW MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE GRABBING RAVEN FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERING A GERMAN SUPLEX! Harlow once again managed to take Raven down, but not for long! Raven’s using the ropes to try and pull herself back to her feet, and I think Harlow’s noticed this as she begins charging in! HARLOW SENDS RAVEN OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! RAVEN JUST BARELY MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON, BUT NOW THERE’S A FOREARM BY HARLOW REICHERT!
Deadprez: DOESN’T CONNECT! RAVEN MANAGED TO BLOCK THE FOREARM BEFORE DELIVERING A FOREARM OF HER OWN! Harlow stumbles back into the middle of the ring, and I don’t think that’s where she wants to be right now! RAVEN JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND HITS HARLOW WITH A HUGE SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW! What a move by Raven Roberts, taking out Harlow! I honestly don’t know how Raven’s going with all her injuries from Shock Value, but somehow it looks like she has the upper hand right now! Harlow is just barely starting to get back to her knees, and now Raven gets back up and quickly runs the ropes!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN WENT FOR A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BUT HARLOW MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE DELIVERING A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! Now it’s Harlow running the ropes- AND SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE BY RAVEN! Harlow falls back into the ropes, BUT SHE REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM AND CHARGES AT RAVEN BEFORE DELIVERING A LEAPING LARIAT! THE LEAPING LARIAT CONNECTS ON RAVEN ROBERTS AND ONCE AGAIN HARLOW TAKES CONTROL OF THE MATCH! This has been extremely back and forth so far but that’s what happens when two women like this go against each other!
Eve: Harlow grabs Raven and pulls her back up, AND RAVEN HITS HARLOW WITH A FOREARM- BUT HARLOW IS ABLE TO SEND ONE BACK TO RAVEN BEFORE THROWING HER INTO THE CORNER! Raven going back first into those turnbuckles, and now Harlow quickly begins charging in to capitalize! RUNNING CORNER FOREARM SMASH BY HARLOW REICHERT ONTO RAVEN ROBERTS, BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S FINISHED JUST YET! NO, INSTEAD HARLOW FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING FACEBREAKER ONTO THE KNEE! WHAT A COMBINATION BY HARLOW!
Deadprez: Harlow Reichert is definitely in control of this match right now and that’s bad news if you’re Raven Roberts! Things have really started to pick up now as Raven uses the ropes to try and pull herself back up. Harlow grabbing Raven from behind and pulling her away from the ropes, AND NOW SHE GOES TO DELIVER A BACK SUPLEX BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF IT AND LAND ON HER FEET! It wasn’t a perfect landing thanks to her foot injury, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH FOR HER AS HARLOW JUST TURNED AROUND RIGHT INTO A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow is stunned right now thanks to that enzuigiri, AND NOW RAVEN LIFTS HARLOW UP AND I THINK SHE MAY HAVE BEEN GOING FOR A SUPLEX, BUT HARLOW MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT! HARLOW NOW QUICKLY RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT RAVEN TURNS AROUND AND DELIVERS A CLOTHESLINE THAT NEARLY TOOK HARLOW’S HEAD OFF! Great move by Raven Roberts, and Harlow’s gonna need to make a move fast because it looks like Raven’s on top of this match right now! Raven heading up to the top rope, what could she be going for!?
Eve: I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW, BECAUSE AS SOON AS HARLOW GOT BACK UP SHE SPRINTED TO THE CORNER AND PUSHED RAVEN’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER! That clearly took a lot out of Harlow as she was hit with that lariat moments ago, but she just saved herself from receiving even more punishment! That was a smart move by Harlow, AND NOW SHE HITS RAVEN WITH A FOREARM! Harlow making her way up to the middle rope, AND NOW THERE’S ANOTHER FOREARM! I have a feeling I know what she’s setting up for, and this can’t be good! Harlow is trying to get Raven in a double underhook, and if this connects Raven could be out!
Deadprez: RAVEN MANAGES TO PUNCH HARLOW IN THE SIDE! RAVEN WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO THE SIDE, AND NOW THERE’S ANOTHER ONE! Harlow lets go of Raven due to the pain, AND THIS ALLOWS RAVEN TO DELIVER A FOREARM OF HER OWN! Harlow is struggling to stay on the middle rope, BUT SHE MANAGES TO HIT RAVEN WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW THERE’S RAVEN WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW HARLOW! NOW RAVEN! RAVEN IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND HARLOW IS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND BOTH WOMEN ARE JUST GOING BACK AND FORTH TO TRY AND TAKE EACH OTHER OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW WENT FOR ANOTHER FOREARM, BUT RAVEN MANAGED TO BLOCK IT BEFORE HITTING HARLOW WITH A HEADBUTT! HARLOW DROPS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO THAT HEADBUTT! That was a huge move by Raven, who now gets into position as Harlow quickly manages to get back up to her feet! RAVEN DIVES IN WITH A TOP ROPE MISSILE DROPKICK, AND IT CONNECTS!! What a move by Raven Roberts, who doesn’t go for the cover just yet! She still has something else in mind!
Eve: Raven allows Harlow to crawl into the corner, BEFORE CHARGING IN AND DELIVERING A RUNNING UPPERCUT! RAVEN RUNNING OUT OF THE CORNER HOLDING HARLOW, AND SHE SENDS HARLOW INTO THE ROPES- BUT HARLOW RESPONDS BY ROLLING RAVEN UP! HARLOW JUST TOOK RAVEN DOWN WITH A ROLL UP AND THIS MAY BE IT! HARLOW MIGHT JUST STEAL THE MATCH!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTT-
Eve: RAVEN KICKS OUT- BUT AS SOON AS SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET HARLOW HITS HER WITH A SUPERKICK! RAVEN WAS JUST DROPPED BY THAT SUPERKICK, AND THAT ALLOWS HARLOW TO DROP DOWN AND GO FOR THE COVER ONCE MORE!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: RAVEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! It looks like that superkick wasn’t enough in the end and now Harlow needs to find a way to keep Raven down for the count! Harlow pulling Raven up- WAIT! DRAGON SLEEPER! HARLOW JUST PULLED RAVEN INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER SUBMISSION, AND SHE MANAGES TO GET THE BODY SCISSORS IN! THE DRAGON SLEEPER IS LOCKED IN ON RAVEN ROBERTS AND THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR HER! HARLOW MIGHT JUST MAKE RAVEN TAP OUT, AND IF SHE DOESN’T RAVEN MIGHT JUST PASS OUT INSTEAD! This isn’t good, this match might just end in a few moments’ time!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven is struggling to get out of this Dragon Sleeper, and it looks like Harlow has Raven right where she wants her! Raven might end up having to tap out soon! With that injury in her stomach after getting stabbed a Dragon Sleeper can’t be the kind of submission she’d want to be in! The ropes are pretty much nowhere in sight either, these two are in the center of the ring! We really might have to ring the bell soon, I don’t see how this match is going to continue without a submission victory for Harlow!
Eve: RAVEN JUST USED HER ARMS TO PULL HERSELF ONTO HER STOMACH! SHE’S STILL STUCK IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER BUT RAVEN IS TRYING TO ROLL OVER TO THE ROPES WITH HARLOW STILL ON TOP OF HER! I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WILL WORK WITH THAT SUBMISSION STILL LOCKED IN, BUT IT’S WORTH A SHOT! Raven’s in an extremely tough spot right now! If she can’t get to those ropes I don’t see her getting out of this submission! She’s gonna HAVE to tap out, there’s just no other option for her!
Deadprez: HARLOW MANAGES TO ROLL BACK ONTO HER OWN BACK- BUT RAVEN ROLLS OVER ONCE MORE AND MANAGES TO GET HER FOOT ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! RAVEN MANAGES TO GET THE ROPES AND JUST LIKE THAT HARLOW IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION! That was almost really bad for Raven! She definitely would have had to tap out if that submission stayed in any longer, and I don’t think Raven wants to lose tonight, especially not by tapping out! Luckily this match is still going on, and it looks like neither of these women are willing to give up just yet!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven trying to get back up after that Dragon Sleeper- BUT HARLOW DOESN’T GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET BACK INTO THIS! HARLOW IMMEDIATELY LIFTS RAVEN UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS BEFORE MAKING HER WAY INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND NOW THERE’S THE FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER-
Eve: NO! HARLOW DIDN’T HIT THE MOVE, RAVEN MANAGED TO JUMP OUT OF HARLOW’S GRASP AND LAND ON HER FEET! RAVEN IS BACK ON HER FEET- AND NOW THERE’S THE FACELIFT! RAVEN JUST HIT HARLOW WITH THE FACELIFT AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! RAVEN GOING FOR THE COVER, THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Deadprez: HARLOW MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! HARLOW REICHERT IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! I honestly have to say I’m surprised! That Facelift came out of nowhere and somehow Harlow still managed to kick out of it! Now it’s Raven that needs to find a way to finish the job! Raven has been doing great tonight and I want to say that this is surprising knowing the condition she’s in going into the match, but this is still Raven Roberts! She’s without a doubt one of the best Elitists we have here!
Gavin Kirkland: WING BREAKER!! RAVEN LOCKS IN THE WING BREAKER ON THE GROUNDED HARLOW REICHERT! THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS PERFECTLY LOCKED IN AND THAT’S BAD NEWS FOR HARLOW! This match definitely might be ending in a few moments now! This Fujiwara Armbar is devastating and once again these two are in the center of the ring! Harlow has a long way to go if she wants to make it to the ropes but honestly I don’t know if she’s going to last long enough to make it there! We may be looking at a submission victory just like we said before, but that victory might go to Raven!
Eve: HARLOW IS REACHING OUT, TRYING TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES! She’s doing everything she can in order to escape this submission, but the longer this lasts the more this favors Raven! It’s really only a matter of time until Harlow has no other choice but to tap out, and I’m sure she wasn’t looking to tap out tonight but losing by submission might just be what’s in store for her! Harlow’s trying to scratch and claw her way towards those ropes but Raven’s pulling on her arm! It’s not easy for Harlow to get anywhere!
Deadprez: HARLOW IS USING HER FREE HAND TO TRY AND PULL RAVEN OFF OF HER! HARLOW’S TRYING TO PULL RAVEN OFF OF THE SUBMISSION AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WORKING- WAIT! HARLOW MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO BOTH OF RAVEN’S ARMS, AND SHE PULLS RAVEN DOWN INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN! HARLOW ESCAPED THE SUBMISSION AND NOW SHE HAS RAVEN IN A PIN! THIS MATCH MAY BE OVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO-
Deadprez: RAVEN KICKS OUT, BUT HARLOW IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER AND LIFTS HER UP, BEFORE DELIVERING “AS I LAY DYING”!!! AS I LAY DYING CONNECTS ON RAVEN ROBERTS-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RAVEN’S ABLE TO FALL BACKWARDS AND ROLL OUT OF THE RING! Somehow Raven just barely managed to land on her foot and that caused her to fall back and roll under the bottom rope! That was Harlow’s best chance of winning the match right there, and just like that it’s gone! I don’t know if Raven did that on purpose or if she just got lucky, but right now she’s laid out outside of the ring and it may be a good thing for now, but if Raven doesn’t get up soon she’s gonna be in some trouble!
Eve: Harlow’s waiting for Raven to get back up to her feet before finally she makes her way out to the apron, and I don’t know what she’s going for but Raven is slowly getting back up! HARLOW REICHERT CHARGES IN, AND SHE DELIVERS A HUGE SOCCER KICK FROM THE APRON, HITTING RAVEN IN THE FACE AND DROPPING HER BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND! Harlow isn’t finished yet though! She’s telling Raven to get back up to her feet and she’s still on the apron! Raven slowly gets back up, AND NOW HARLOW DIVES OFF OF THE APRON WITH A JUMPING KNEE!
Deadprez: RAVEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! RAVEN AVOIDS THE JUMPING KNEE, AND NOW SHE GRABS HARLOW FROM BEHIND BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Raven just dropped Harlow outside of the ring, and now it looks like she’s waiting for her to get back up! I don’t know what she’s planning to do here but Harlow pretty much has no chance of stopping this right now! Raven rolls back into the ring as Harlow finally starts showing some signs of life, AND NOW RAVEN QUICKLY BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES!!
Gavin Kirkland: FLIGHT DESTROYER!! THE FLIGHT DESTROYER CONNECTS ON HARLOW REICHERT! Last week Raven hit that same move onto steel steps, but even without those steps that just did a lot of damage and that Flight Destroyer might be the reason this match ends right now! Raven’s rolling Harlow back into the ring, and this really might be over! That Flight Destroyer was brutal, and now Raven is making her way up to the top rope! I think Harlow Reichert is done for guys. This match is about to come to an end in just a matter of moments!
Eve: RAVEN’S WINGS!!!
Deadprez: DOESN’T CONNECT!! HARLOW GOT THE KNEES UP!! HARLOW WAS STILL HURT FROM THE FLIGHT DESTROYER AND COULDN’T MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, SO INSTEAD SHE MANAGED TO GET THE KNEES UP! RAVEN LANDED BACK FIRST ONTO HARLOW’S KNEES! Harlow’s using the ropes to pull herself up as Raven tries to get back up herself, and this isn’t good for Raven!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW RUNS UP TO RAVEN, AND SHE DELIVERS THE DIVINE COMEDY!!! THE DIVINE COMEDY CONNECTS ON RAVEN ROBERTS AND NOW SHE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER! THAT’S IT! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! HARLOW REICHERT WINS!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eve: RAVEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! RAVEN ROBERTS IS STILL IN THE MATCH!!! Harlow thought she had the match won right there, and honestly I don’t blame her! This match was so close to ending but somehow Raven managed to get her shoulder up! Raven just barely found a way to stay in this match and you can tell even Harlow is shocked! Harlow is still hurting from the Flight Destroyer and it looked like she was about to find a way to end this match, but nope! Raven is still in this and she still has a chance of coming back!
Deadprez: Harlow is making her way up to the top rope, and she may be looking to finish this match off! There’s not many moves Harlow goes to the top rope for so this can only mean one thing! Raven Roberts has yet to move either, this could be the end of the match right here! WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DOESN’T CONNECT!!! WUTHERING HEIGHTS DOESN’T CONNECT!! RAVEN BARELY ROLLED OUT OF THE FACE, AND HARLOW CRASHED INTO THE MAT- JUST FOR RAVEN TO PULL HERSELF TOWARDS HARLOW AND QUICKLY LOCK IN THE WING BREAKER ONCE AGAIN! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IN THE MATCH RAVEN MANAGED TO LOCK IN THE WING BREAKER!
Eve: IT DOESN’T LAST AS LONG AS THE FIRST ONE DID THOUGH, AS HARLOW HAD IT SCOUTED THIS TIME! HARLOW QUICKLY MANAGED TO PULL HER ARM OUT OF IT BEFORE ROLLING RAVEN INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN! RAVEN IMMEDIATELY KICKS OUT, BUT LOOK AT HARLOW!! ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE!! THE LEAPING TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN ON RAVEN ROBERTS, AND JUST LIKE THAT HARLOW MANAGED TO COME BACK AFTER MISSINGTH WUTHERING HEIGHTS! SHE MAY NOT HAVE CONNECTED WITH THAT MOVE BUT INSTEAD SHE MIGHT MAKE RAVEN TAP OUT!
Deadprez: RAVEN ROBERTS IS IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW! RAVEN NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THE ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE, BUT AFTER THE MATCH THESE TWO HAVE HAD IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT BE STARTING TO FADE! RAVEN IS STARTING TO FADE AND THIS MATCH MIGHT END IN JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS! RAVEN’S REACHING OUT TO TRY AND POSSIBLY GRAB THE ROPES, BUT THERE’S NO CHANCE OF HER MAKING IT! THE ROPES ARE TOO FAR AWAY FROM RAVEN FOR HER TO GRAB ONTO THEM! THIS MIGHT BE IT! THIS MATCH MIGHT BE OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT!! RAVEN IS GETTING ONTO BOTH OF HER FEET, AND NOW SHE’S USING ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO PULL HARLOW UP! RAVEN ROBERTS IS PULLING HARLOW REICHERT UP, AND NOW THERE’S THE HUNTRESS BOMB!!! RAVEN JUST DELIVERED THE HUNTRESS BOMB TO ESCAPE THE TRIANGLE CHOKE, AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN! Both Raven and Harlow are down in the middle of the ring, Raven can’t make it to the cover because of the toll that triangle choke took on her! I don’t know who’s luckier here between Raven and Harlow. If Harlow held that submission in any longer or if Raven was able to go for the cover, this would definitely be over!
Eve: Both Harlow and Raven are getting back to their feet, AND RAVEN HITS HARLOW WITH A FOREARM! Harlow was nearly knocked off her feet with that forearm, BUT NOW SHE HITS RAVEN WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! Raven stumbles back, BUT SHE HITS HARLOW WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW HARLOW HITS RAVEN WITH A FOREARM! NOW RAVEN HITS HARLOW WITH A FOREARM! NOW RAVEN! HARLOW! RAVEN! HARLOW! BOTH WOMEN GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THEIR FOREARMS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HARLOW GETS THE UPPER HAND!
Deadprez: HARLOW WITH MORE AND MORE FOREARMS, AND NOW SHE SENDS RAVEN INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN AND DELIVERING A HUGE DROPKICK! HARLOW RUNNING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND NOW SHE DELIVERS A RUNNING CORNER FOREARM SMASH, BEFORE PULLING RAVEN OUT OF THE CORNER WITH AN ARM DRAG! Raven is stumbling back to her feet, and now Harlow grabs her and sends her into the ropes! Raven attempts to hit Harlow with a lariat, BUT HARLOW DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE HITTING RAVEN WITH A PELE KICK! Raven Roberts is down, and now I think Harlow is looking to finish her off!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow backed up into the corner, and you’re right Deadprez I think she’s looking to finish Raven off! Raven is slowly stumbling back up to her feet, and you’ve gotta give Raven credit for her performance while injured but honestly I don’t think it’s going to matter in the end! Raven is about to lose this match anyway, because Harlow has her right where she wants her and Raven doesn’t know where she is! HARLOW REICHERT CHARGES IN, AND SHE GOES FOR LES MISÉRABLES! SHE GOES FOR THE RUNNING KNEE, AND-
Eve: AND IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! RAVEN JUST HIT HARLOW WITH THE FACELIFT ONCE AGAIN, AND BOTH ELITISTS DROP DOWN ON THE MAT! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT! Both Raven and Harlow are exhausted after what they’ve been through tonight and I don’t blame them at all! Raven probably shouldn’t even be competing tonight, and Harlow Reichert was just hit with a huge Facelift only moments ago! Both of them are down! Raven is the first Elitist to get back up though, and that can’t be good for Harlow! We may be seeing the end of this match very soon!
Deadprez: Raven pulls Harlow to her feet, before sending her into the ropes! RAVEN BOUNCING OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES AS HARLOW REBOUNDS OFF OF HER OWN PAIR OF ROPES- AND NOW THERE’S THE TALON! THERE WAS NO AVOIDING THAT FOR HARLOW! RAVEN ROBERTS NEARLY KICKED HARLOW REICHERT’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT TALON! Harlow is out. This match is over and done with, Raven Roberts has it won… But she’s not going for the cover.
Gavin Kirkland: I really don’t know what Raven’s thinking here. She just hit the Talon but for some reason she decided not to pin Harlow!
Eve: Ohh, I THINK I KNOW WHY! RAVEN JUST LOOKED AT THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK SHE’S ABOUT TO TRY AND MAKE SURE HARLOW REICHERT REALLY IS DOWN! RAVEN ROBERTS IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND HARLOW STILL HAS YET TO MOVE! I don’t know if this is a great choice by Raven but that’s why this is called high risk! Raven has made it up to the top rope, and we may be seeing the end here! RAVEN’S WINGS BY RAVEN ROBERTS!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!!! THE RAVEN’S WINGS CONNECTS ON HARLOW REICHERT, AND NOW FINALLY RAVEN GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner…… RRRRAAAAAAVVVEENNNNN RRROOOBBBERRRTTTSSS!!!!!
Deadprez: RAVEN ROBERTS WINS!! What a match by these two! At the end Raven hit the Talon and we were all wondering why Raven didn’t go for the cover, but in the end Raven’s actions paid off! Raven managed to connect with the Raven’s Wings and pin Harlow, getting the victory in a match between two of the best women’s wrestlers in the world!
Gavin Kirkland: That was a fantastic match, and I have to give Thicclow credit for her performance tonight! She did such a good job but in the end it just wasn’t enough!
Eve: Raven Roberts with two great victories in back to back weeks. First against Minerva, now against Harlow Reichert. This has been a fantastic two weeks for the woman, so congratulations to Raven Roberts!
(As the fans begin cheering loudly following that match, ‘In My Bones’ begins playing once again. Raven slowly manages to find her way back to her feet, and she has her hand raised by the referee while she holds her bandaged stomach. The referee finally exits the ring to allow Raven to celebrate the victory on her own, and Raven looks back at Harlow who’s still out following both the Talon and Raven’s Wings, before finally continuing to celebrate the victory. Finally, Under Siege begins to fade away from ringside.)
( It transitions to an upbeat commercial with Andre Walker showing off DaNew products. This time, he collaborates with Grammy-nominated rapper DaBaby on his new sneaker line: “DaShoe”. He shows them off in DaPhotoshoot before driving in DaCar. )
( We return from commercial break where the camera cuts to the locker room where a seething Cage is seen nursing his injuries. Lucas Johnson soon enters the room, nothing but apologetic for the events that transpired in Cage’s match.)
Lucas Johnson: Look, I was out there to help you, I didn’t mean to- :kyrie: I didn’t mean to cost you your match.
Cage: Well, you did.
Lucas Johnson: Hey, we’ll get em next time, alright?
(Cage is clearly seething after hearing this comment uttered by Lucas Johnson.)
Cage: :russwtf: Next time? Next time? THERE IS NO NEXT TIME, YOU RUINED THE PLAN OUT THERE, YOU RUINED MY OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE MYSELF AS THE BEST ONCE AGAIN! YOU RUINED THAT, NOT ME!
Lucas Johnson: Like I said, I’m sorry. But there’s still opportunities, man. You still got time to prove yourself.
Cage: Maybe you’re right, maybe there’s a better way to prove myself than just beating Bethany Blue.
Lucas Johnson: Alright, what’s that?
Cage: Outlasting 20 other men in the Grand Rampage match, and guaranteeing myself a World Title match at Pain For Pride.
Lucas Johnson: Yeah, that’s good.
Cage: Don’t sound so happy, you’re not off the hook yet. I take you under my wing, and you cost me my first big match back. Trust me, your incompetence will not be ignored, but in the meantime, you better go win that number one contenders match and prove that I didn’t make a bad investment. Got it?
Lucas Johnson: Got it.
(Lucas goes to walk off before being grabbed by the arm from Cage.)
Cage: Because if you don’t, there WILL be consequences.
(Lucas nods as Cage releases him and Lucas heads towards the ring as the camera fades to black.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match and it is FOR The Number One Contender For The Interwire CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIP!!!
( ”King is Born” by Aloe Blacc plays over the sound system of Amway Center as the Perfection Personified makes his way to the ring looking as narcissistic as ever! He is surrounded with mirrors and he watches himself through all of them. )
Gina Romano: Introducing First! From Cleveland, Ohio! Weighing in at 218 pounds! KID O-HI-OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at him with all those mirrors!
Deadprez: Narcissism thy name is Kid Ohio! He’s been looking forward to this chance to perhaps face the Interwire Champion! Let’s see if he makes good on it.
( ”Raise Up The Lights” featuring The Siege plays over the sound system of Amway Center as the Black Mamba walks out, gazes out towards the ring, removes the sunglasses as his wife stands besides him, arms crossed as she glances at him, then towards the ring. She discusses strategy with him before kissing him and walking towards the back, James cracks his neck and smirks as he walks towards the ring. )
Gina Romano: And his opponents, first! Being accompanied to the ring by Joyanne Ranger…hailing from London, England, weighing 243 pounds. HE IS “THE BLACK MAMBA”… JAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Another chance to shine for James, an honest and hard working man who deserves more than what he’s got right now.
Deadprez: He has a chance to show his worth tonight and if luck is by his side he will be facing the Interwire Champion in the near future!
( ”Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media plays through the sound system next while the former New Breed Champion makes his way to the ring looking focused like never before! )
Gina Romano: Introducing second! From Long Island, New York! Weighing in at 210 pounds! He is The Blueprint! LUCAAAAAAS JOHNSOOOOOON!!
Gavin Kirkland: This man is on the fast track to better things if he keeps up the pace he is going at for a while.
Deadprez: Ever since he screwed Jon Kelton for a chance to face the Answers World Champion, Lucas has been constantly improving! His recent alliance with Cage has also been very beneficial so far!
( ”If You Smell” by Adam Massacre now plays over the speakers of Amway Center as The People’s Champion makes his way to the ring under the cheers of the crowd. )
Gina Romano: And introducing last! From Jacksonville, Florida! Weighing in at 260 pounds! He is THEEEEEEEEE WOOGIEMAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Always a crowd favorite this one, doesn’t mean he is favorite to win this match though!
Deadprez: A bit silent this week, perhaps he felt like his actions can speak for him. We will see if that translates positively in the ring tonight!
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Eve: And this match is officially underway! Kid Ohio rushes towards Lucas Johnson with haste throwing everything he has into the Picture Perfect Superkick that connects hard against the Wrestling Machine! Johnson crumbles down on the map and rolls out of the ring while Ohio slowly turns to look at his other two opponents who seemed surprised to see him pull his finisher so early!
Deadprez: James looks towards Kid before getting an uppercut from Woogie! Ranger ends up on the outside leaving Kid Ohio and Woogieman alone in the ring! Seems like this fatal four-way will have elements of one on one to it! Both men reach each other and Kid goes for an arm drag on Woogie before going for an armbar which is countered into an arm drag of his own! Separation from both men as Woogieman stands in the middle of the ring now and Kid Ohio gets up on the apron. Woog goes to grab a hold of Ohio who headbutts him in the stomach between the ropes. Kid leaps over the top ropes and inside the ring going over Woogie then runs to the ropes bouncing back and applies a hurricanrana perfectly executed on Woogieman who goes down!! He follows it up with a side heel kick and a cover!
OONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!
Gavin Kirkland: And a kick out at one!
Eve: Kid Ohio resumes the offence with a headlock on Woogieman who ends up reversing it. He keeps the hold locked in a moment before shoving his opponent into the ropes! Ohio bounces and Leaps Into A Diving Crossbody!! Woogie is down! Ohio with the cover!!
OONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!
Deadprez: Woogieman kicks out early!
Eve: The action resumes quickly as both men get back on their feet, Kid whips Woog into the ropes both ducks each other and Ohio stops near the ropes. Woogieman follows suit leaping to tackle Kid who ducks low while pulling the top rope down sending Woogieman outside of the ring! Kid Ohio watches his opponent for a second then from behind James Ranger tries for a German Suplex but Ohio is holding to the ropes which sends Ranger rolling! Meanwhile, Woog is getting on the apron while Ranger moves to attack Ohio who clubs him in the jaw with an elbow before getting guillotined by Woog who lands on the floor outside of the ring! Ranger tries to go for a suplex again but Ohio lands on his feet and shoves Ranger into Woog who was making his way back to the apron! Ranger clocks Woog in the mouth he goes outside the ring again and he is joined by Black Mamba when Kid Ohio clotheslines him over the top rope! Ohio is measuring up both downed opponents and runs to the ropes and runs jumping over the ropes landing on both Woog and Ranger! The virtual crowd loves it!
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Lucas is still out cold somewhere around the ring!
Deadprez: That superkick really did a number on him early on in the match!
Eve: Kid is in control at the moment as he looks down on Ranger who is on his knees now outside the ring. Kid Ohio moves and rolls him in the ring, cover!
OONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT!!
Ranger backs himself into a corner, Kid goes after him but Ranger trips him Ohio lands headfirst in the lower turnbuckle! Ranger stomps a mudhole in him before rearing up to the opposite corner and rushes in for a clothesline. Ohio is down and Ranger goes top corner, Ohio rushes up and tries for a superplex but Woogieman ax handles him in the back before going under him! Suddenly Lucas Johnson rushes in with a kick to the balls on Woogieman who crumbles down! Palm strikes to the back of Ohio who goes down. Punches to Ranger who ends up on the apron. Johnson goes to Woogie and throws him into the post between the turnbuckles! Woogie’s shoulder hitting hard! Johnson then rushes on top of Ohio striking him fast with fists of fury relentlessly before kicking him in the ribs and yelling at him. Lucas picks him up, throws him right into a stiff clothesline! Johnson is on a roll at the moment as he throws a series of stiff kicks to the back of Kid Ohio right on his spine making Kid’s back to arch in pain! Lucas keeps on going, ending with a kick to the head and then picking Ohio up. The man is staggering and gets punched to the face before falling down to the ground! Lucas is on a mission right now and he goes for a cover following a running senton!! Perfectly executed!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: Kick out at almost two!!
Eve: Ohio not done yet as Lucas gets up and clocks Ranger in the mouth as he was standing on the apron and goes crashing down on the security railing! Johnson gets Ohio up, throwing him into the ropes, colliding against Woogieman who just got on the apron! What ruthlessness by Lucas Johnson!
Lucas Johnson: (off-mic) This title shot is mine!!
Deadprez: Ohio swings upward trying to smack Lucas but misses and gets a boot to the face for his effort.
Ohio picks Johnson on his shoulders, Lucas drives elbows to his face getting free and landing behind Ohio trying to go for a suplex that is blocked by the Kid who then drives a few elbows behind the head of Lucas! Lucas stands straight, throwing a chop to the chest of Ohio before grabbing his arm and moving to a corner running on the top but Johnson makes him lose his footing, and the top rope lands between the legs of Kid Ohio!!
Gavin Kirkland: Someone’s not getting laid tonight!
Deadprez: Ice packs! He will need some ice packs after this.
Eve: Lucas continues the offense heading to the top turnbuckle after walking over Ohio with a foot on his chest putting his weight on it and Ranger is back in the ring rushing to Lucas throwing fists at him! Lucas is seated on the corner and Ranger tries for a superplex but Lucas counters! Down goes Ranger but Ohio climbs up trying for the same thing and Johnson counters as well with fists shoving Ohio down! Ranger charges forth! Hard punches and he is joined by Ohio both trying for a superplex on Johnson but wait Woogieman goes under the two-man A SUPER PLEX WITH ALL FOUR MEN INVOLVES!!! WHAT POWER BY THE WOOGIEMAN!! AND THERE IS A CAR WRECK IN THE RING! BODIES EVERYWHERE!! Woogieman goes for a cover on Ranger!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: The Black Mamba kicks out!!
Eve: Woog quickly goes for a cover on Kid Ohio!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Kid Ohio lifts his shoulder up!!
Deadprez: Meanwhile Lucas is rolling out of the ring. Wise strategy from The Blueprint! What an opportunity by Woogieman with that megaplex! That was impressive!!
Eve: Woogieman moves to pick up Kid Ohio and lifts him up in the air in a candle position over his head! What power by The Woog who keeps his opponent upright and upside down a moment but wait! Ohio drives a knee to the top of his head, and a second! A third! Ohio falls on his feet behind Woog and sends him up for a Falcon Arrow!! FOLLOWED BY A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY JAMES RANGER!! MAMBA WITH A COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Kid Kicks Out!! Rangers then go for a quick cover on Woogieman!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: Woog Kicks Out As Well!
Eve: Black Mamba is in control at this point in the match as he goes for a hard knee to the gut of Kid Ohio, helping him to a vertical base he then whips him in a corner. Ranger locks into a belly to back suplex but Woog goes behind him! Double Belly To back Suplex!! WOAH!!! Both Ranger and Ohio land hard behind Woogie as Lucas crawls back in the ring all four men are inside now who will take advantage first?
Deadprez: The Woog gets up first he goes to Lucas who is getting up and European Uppercut under the jaw for his efforts! Kid Ohio is vertical now Woog greets him with the same Uppercut! The same goes for Ranger who lands at Woogieman’s feet! He calls for the People’s Elbow as he positions himself at James’ head BUT LUCAS GOES BEHIND HIM AND GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM INTO A CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! Woogie is wozy he isn’t moving much in the corner!! Lucas picks him up and wants to go for his Skull Crushing Finale maneuver he wants to end it with the People’s Champ BUT WOOG COUNTERS!! Suddenly Johnson is on the shoulders of Woogieman who bounces him up there into a torture rack! That painful move Lucas looks to be in a world o-SUPERKICK BY KID OHIO SQUARE ON WOOGIEMAN’S JAW!! Woog drops Lucas in front of him and transitions the rack positioning himself into a DDT BUT HE GETS SUPERKICKED BY KID OHIO FOR HIS TROUBLE!!! Lucas backs into the ropes LUCAS CLIPS KID OHIO WITH A SPINNING DISCUS LARIAT! AND HE TOO GOES DOWN FOLLOWING A CLOTHESLINE BY LUCAS WHO BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES!! Everyone but James Ranger is down at this point the Black Mamba is considering his options who should go for first and Woogieman is getting up first followed shortly by Lucas Johnson, Ranger grabs hold of Woogieman and gets him reeling backward with a European Uppercut right in front of Lucas Johnson who spins Woogieman around AND APPLIES A SKULL SHATTERING DDT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait did he just…
Deadprez: That looked like a perfectly executed Mercy Rule!
Eve: Lucas just pulled one of Cage’s finishers on Woogieman who is out cold! Johnson goes for a cover staring straight at James Ranger!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gina Romano: The Woogieman Has Been Eliminated!!
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas just copycatted this match into a triple threat!
Deadprez: You see the influence of Cage through the man who is on the rise for some time now! Looks like Lucas has something to prove! He wants to prove Cage and his detractors wrong! We can’t overlook the efforts of The Woogieman though during this match he gave us a very good show but he fell victim to the Wrestling Machine with an ode to his mentor.
Eve: Indeed and who knows maybe he will be the one to face the Interwire Champion in a future title opportunity! Look at James Ranger he is applauding his opponent for having finished The Woogieman the way he did LOOK OUT!! KID OHIO JUST SHOVED RANGER INTO LUCAS WHO GOES FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! COVER BY LUCAS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: JAMES RANGER KICKS OUT!!
Deadprez: What an opportunist that Ohio is! Letting Lucas do his work for him! This is fair game though! It was a smart attempt at pushing this match into a one-on-one! Ranger is on the ground while both Lucas and Kid stare at each other but then they both charge at each other throwing fists of fury at each other! The crowd goes nuts they know how the two of them hate each other and Lucas ends up with the upper hand! And suddenly goes for a dropkick that lands on Kid’s shoulder forcing him backward and gets taken down following a kick to the knee as Lucas chains up with a triangle armbar on the same arm he just dropped! Could it be that Lucas just began to tenderize Ohio’s arm?
Gavin Kirkland: Look at Ranger!!
Eve: A knee right to the face of Lucas who lets go of Kid Ohio!
Eve: James Ranger has his arms wrapped around Johnson’s belly after getting him off the ground! He goes for a German Suplex perfectly executed! Followed by a second! And then a third! The crowd is counting!!
( Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! )
Eve: Lucas is Down taken out solidly with a FIFTH German Suplex this one lands against nearby turnbuckles from James Ranger who, wait he is looking at Kid Ohio and both are nodding to each other. What is going on here? Hold on, both of them are climbing on opposite top ropes!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh no are they going to go for…
Deadprez: A double coast to coast?
Gavin Kirkland: Have we ever seen this move in EAW history Deadprez?
Deadprez: I don’t think we have! We are witnessing history here folks!!
Eve: Both are standing on top of their respective turnbuckles while Lucas is still unmoving! They are airborne! DOUBLE… COAST… TO… COAST!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Holy Mother Of Fuck!!!!
Deadprez: UNBELIEVABLE!
( Socially Distanced Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! )
Eve: THAT HAS GOT TO BE IN FOR LUCAS JOHNSON!!! RANGER OR OHIO ONLY NEED BUT PIN HIM AND HE IS DONE FOR! RANGER GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: What Is That Moron Doing???
Deadprez: Kid Ohio just pulled James Ranger’s leg-breaking the count!!
Eve: He Wants The Pin For Himself!!! Can you blame him for all that went down between him and Johnson? COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: IDIOT!!!
Deadprez: James Ranger Returns The Favor!!!!! Breaking the count by grabbing by the head and drilling in three knee strikes and then one to the chest following it with the NOON DOUBLE!! THE SNAP DDT ON KID OHIO! GOOD NIGHT! Ranger then leaps on Lucas! Hooking a leg for the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL IN THIS MATCH???
Deadprez: James Ranger doesn’t believe it! Lucas Johnson Kicked Out!!
James Ranger: God Bloody DAMNIT!!!
Eve: Can we blame James to be angry after this? He glares daggers at Kid Ohio who is moving to his knees slowly while Lucas Johnson retreats to the outside rolling out and crashing onto the floor. Black Mamba goes on the offensive against Ohio tackling him to the ground and going for a top mount position before driving mixed martial arts-style elbows to the head of his opponent who tries to defend as best he can! Ohio manages to back himself into a corner against the turnbuckles by throwing a thumb to the eye to James that is now holding his face. This warrants a warning to Ohio by the official but he doesn’t seem to care at all! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY RANGER TO THE JAW OF OHIO!! He picks him up quickly, Ohio is dazed as he gets whipped into the ropes Ranger is preparing for Snake Eyes! The double underhook facebuster but he overshoots it! Ohio lands behind Ranger! He locks the arms and lifts Ranger up for a Full Nelson SLAM!! Ohio with the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
Deadprez: Ranger with the shoulder up!!
Gavin Kirkland: What is that idiot doing over there?
Deadprez: What?
Gavin Kirkland: Look at Lucas on the other side of the ring!
Deadprez: He … Is he setting up a table? The last time he set up a table, it didn’t end well!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s the second one! And he got it atop of the first!
Eve: Where is he going with this? What is his plan? We will see in due time, meanwhile back in the ring Ranger and Ohio are still battling it out, seemingly oblivious regarding what Lucas is doing outside of the ring. Ohio just threw a kick to the side of James’ head who fell to the ground! Ohio looks to get creative as he is heading to the nearby turnbuckle, he is standing on top of it but much to his surprise Ranger managed to get up quickly and climbed up there with him! Ohio and Ranger are on the top turnbuckle! They are throwing haymakers at each other from that dangerous position! Kid Ohio is getting the upper hand! Leading with a series of fists and then a headbutt that has James fall down inside the ring like a tree branch! Ohio seems pleased with that and is about to go for a high-risk move BUT LOOK WHO IS CLIMBING THE APRON AND THE CORNER FROM THE OUTSIDE!! He is grabbing Ohio by the SHoulders in across po… Oh no…
Gavin Kirkland: Oh Yes!! WILL HE DARE DO IT??
Deadprez: This Is Crazy! LOOK OUT!!!!!
Eve: CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE APRON RIGHT INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! LUCAS MIGHT HAVE JUST KILLED KID OHIO RIGHT THERE WITH THIS SICK BUMP!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS AS LUCAS IS STANDING ON HIS FEET LOOKING AT THE RESULT OF HIS ACTION!! And He doesn’t seem to be done! He quickly rushes upward-moving to the top turnbuckle again as the officials are looking at Kid Ohio who is barely moving! What is Lucas going to do? Does he want to destroy Kid Ohio so badly? Oh. God… OH MY GAWD A SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE RIGHT AGAINST KID OHIO!!! THAT POOR BASTARD LOOKS LIKE FRESH ROADKILL RIGHT NOW WHILE LUCAS IS HOLDING HIS CHEST IN PAIN FROM THE MOVE!!!
( Socially Distanced Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! )
Eve: Ranger inside the ring is slowly getting to his knees looking to the outside of the ring noticing the carnage and watches as the referee is starting to count both men who are outside the ring!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Eve: Kid Ohio is barely moving while Johnson is beginning to crawl his way towards the ring apron!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!
FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
SIX!!
Eve: He is inching closer and closer! Will he make it? The referee is so close to counting him out!!!
SEVEN!!
EIGHT!!!
NINE!!
Eve: Just In Time!!! Lucas Rolls Into The Ring!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Kid Ohio is still out!!
TEN!!!!!!
Gina Romano: Kid Ohio Has Been Eliminated!!
Deadprez: What a way to go for Kid Ohio! Poor bastard the EMT’s are tending to him, his night is over!
Gavin Kirkland: So are his chances to face the Interwire Champion!
Eve: And then they were two! James Ranger looks towards Lucas Johnson both men are on their knees facing each other in the center of the ring! The crowd is riled up by what an incredible match they are witnessing!
( Socially Distanced Crowd: FIGHT FOREVER!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!! )
Eve: James tries to take the upper hand, throwing a haymaker at Lucas! The crowd reacts with cheers! Lucas returns the favor with a haymaker of his own which the crowd reacts by booing! Ranger with a strike again! Cheering!! Lucas on the comeback with one of his own! Booing!! Cheering! Booing! Cheering! Booing! Cheering! Cheering! James Ranger is getting the upper hand as he then quickly gets to a vertical base and goes for a shining wizard!!! IT CONNECTS ON LUCAS!! Ranger hooks the legs!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: HE Kicks Out!
Deadprez: Lucas Johnson is still in the fight!!
Eve: Ranger continues the attack moving to perform a perfect snap suplex on Johnson laying him out before moving to the nearest corner. He hikes himself to the second rope looking down on Lucas and measures him down before moving to stand on the top turnbuckle! He raises his arms in the air over his head and dives into an elbow drop from the top corner!! BLAM! RIGHT THROUGH JOHNSON’S HEART!
Gavin Kirkland: Cover by Ranger!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Deadprez: Johnson kicks out! Close call!
Eve: Ranger doesn’t slow down he keeps drilling a series of knee drops to the side of Lucas at least 3 or 4 solid knees before going at his head and engaging in a sleeper hold! Lucas is flailing trying to stay awake trying to get out of the move and he is slowly fading! Will this be the way Ranger becomes number one conten-oh! Here goes Lucas hulking up! Throwing elbow smashes to the side of James’ face and slowly getting them both up to a vertical base. Lucas gets free and goes to the ropes going for a clothesline but Ranges goes for the sleeper hold in a standing position. Lucas powers through backing James into a corner before turning to face him. Belly-to-Belly Suplex on Ranger! Cover 1-2 kick out by Ranger who suddenly yells in pain! Crossface by Lucas on Ranger in the middle of the ring! Official asks James if he wants to give up the London native refuses to try to reach the ropes. He manages to power through with Lucas atop of him. Lucas keeps the hold until for official’s count of four evading elimination but adding a bit more damage to his opponent. Johnson lets go of Ranger who begins to climb the ropes to get up. Lucas tries to german suplex him but he holds onto the ropes. James finally loses grip of the ropes as he gets suplexes on the third attempt but Lucas throws him too hard and lands on his feet! Ranger quickly goes behind Johnson going for a German suplex of his own! Too strong Lucas lands on his feet too! Both men are now on opposite corners charging each other BOTH GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BOTH COLLIDING AND CRASHING DOWN HARD!!!
( Socially Distanced Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!! THIS IS AWESOME!! )
Eve: James is taking his time to get to the top turnbuckle after calling for Advent Dawn! The Shooting Star Double Foot Stomp! He is there finally, turning to face the ring AND LUCAS JOHNSON IS JUST BELOW HIM STANDING JUMPING ON THE TOP ROPES! HUGGING JAMES HE SPINS THEM BO– HOOOOOLY SHIT!!
( CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
Eve: A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE TABLES SET OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! WE HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THOSE BUT NOT LUCAS!!! MY GOD THERE ARE WOOD AND METAL AND BODIES EVERYWHERE!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE WILLING TO DO FOR A SHOT AT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP FOLKS!! THIS IS MADNESS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS… IS… SHOWDOWN!!!!!!
Deadprez: Christ Kirkland… Really?
Eve: Both men are barely moving through the wreckage of the tables that were destroyed under their weight! The referee is starting to count both men who are outside the ring!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Eve: Ranger is starting to move first, taking wood debris off of him! Lucas is starting to do the same!
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
SIX!!!
Eve: Both men are inching closer to the ring! If they don’t hurry they both will get eliminated!!
SEVEN!!
EIGHT!!
NINE!!!
Eve: Just In Time!!! Lucas And James Rolls Into The Ring At The Same Time!!
Gavin Kirkland: Can you imagine if both of them didn’t make it? What implication that would’ve done for the future title shot for the Interwire Championship?
Deadprez: Probably a triple threat match! I would watch that.
Eve: Back in the ring both men are on their knees in opposite corners trying to recover from the brutality of the belly-to-belly through no less than four tables a short while ago! James Ranger suddenly dashes forward rushing towards Lucas DRILLING INTO THE CORNER WITH A POUNCING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! He goes for a cover!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Eve: Kick out by Lucas! He doesn’t want this match to end! James quickly grabs Lucas by the arms getting him up trying to go for a vertical suplex piledriver but Lucas blocks it with a leg then throws in a jaw to the throat of Ranger followed by a series of knife edge chops to the chest of Black Mamba! James responds by throwing a knee to Lucas’ mid section. He is leaning forward as James goes to the ropes jumping on the second one and nails Lucas on the head with a corkscrew uppercut!! WoaH! James picks up Lucas again, going for a whip into the ropes waiting for Johnson to bounce and make his way to him but the Wrestling Machine stops himself with the ropes! James rushes towards him but ends up outside of the ring thanks to Lucas ducking low and lowering the top rope! He then quickly rushes to the ropes bouncing and SUICIDE DIVE OUTSIDE OF THE RING INTO JAMES RANGER!!
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas is pulling all the stops tonight in what so far is an incredible performance!
Eve: Lucas shoves Ranger back into the ring and throws a chop to his chest, it is returned by James and both men go turn by turn throwing chops until Ranger dashes forward taking down Lucas with an explosive clothesline! He follows with a knee drop and a quick elbow drop before picking up Lucas and whipping him into a corner! He rears back then throws himself forward with an European Uppercut! Then a second! A third! Fourth! Fifth! All in rapid fire! Ranger gave at least EIGHT of those squares on Lucas’ button before letting out a battle cry which rouses up the crowd in attendance! Lucas slowly moves forward before falling down face first like a dearticulated puppet!
Deadprez: Ranger gets up and attempts a snap suplex blocked by Lucas but manages after the third try. Lucas gets picked up and whipped into a corner by Ranger who then goes for a running clothesline BUT LUCAS COUNTERS BY SLAMMING RANGER DOWN WITH A URANAGE SLAM!! JAMES IS STUNNED!! Lucas stalks behind him and GOES FOR THE COQUINA CLUTCH!! The Move Is Locked In! RANGER TRIES TO GET FREE OF IT IS THIS HOW THIS MATCH WILL END?? No! He manages to quickly grab hold of a rope Lucas couldn’t get him closer to the center of the ring and do some serious damage as the official orders him to let go of James and he does so reluctantly. Lucas goes over Ranger locking in the crossface but James manages to turn this over with his weight now Lucas has his shoulders pinned on the mat!! Lucas gets a shoulder up before the referee could begin the count! Both men end up getting up in the center of the ring and throwing punches at each other, Lucas gets the upper hand and whips Ranger into the ropes and he does the same with the opposite ropes! Both men face each other and duck with each other! Once again! Lucas goes for a cross body while Ranger tries for a leg sweep they pass each other! Lucas turns around quickly, so does Ja-CLAYMORE!!! THE CLAYMORE TO JAMES RANGER!!!! THIS SHOULD BE IT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Cover!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
…
…
…
Deadprez: UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!!
Eve: JAMES RANGER KICKED OUT!! LUCAS DOESN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER! HE IS HITTING THE MAT IN RAGE YELLING AT THE OFFICIAL THAT THIS WAS A THREE!! HE QUICKLY RUNS TO A CORNER, CROUCHING INTO POSITION READY TO STRIKE YELLING AT RANGER TO GET TO HIS FEET AND BLACK MAMBA DOES SO SLOWLY!
Gavin Kirkland: C-LLLLLAYMOOOOOOOOOOREEEE!!!! ONCE AGAIN ON JAMES RANGER!!! THAT IS IT! He’s Done!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
…
…
…
Deadprez: I’M AT A LOSS FOR DAMN WORDS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IS THIS EVEN FOR FUCKING REAL???
Eve: RANGER KICKED… OUT… AGAIN!! LUCAS IS STUNNED FROZEN SOLIDE STARING AT THE EMPTY SPACE IN FRONT OF HIM AS HE IS SITTING IN THE CENtER OF THE RING UNABLE TO GRASP THE FACT THAT HIS OPPONENT KICKED OUT OF A SECOND CONSECUTIVE CLAYMORE!!! HE SCREAMS IN UTTER FRUSTRATION AND MOVES GRABBING RANGER BY THE HAIR AND SHOVES HIM IN A CORNER. HE GOES TO THE OPPOSITE ONE! HE RUNS IN! CLAYMORE INTO RANGER AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!
Lucas Johnson: (Off mic) STAY THE FUCK DOWN YOU BITCH!
Gavin Kirkland: WILL THIRD TIME BE THE CHARM???
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
( “Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media plays over the sound system of the Amway Center as the official is raising Lucas’ arm to confirm his victory. )
Gina Romano: The Winner Of This Bout AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP! THE BLUEPRINT! LUCAAAAAS JOOOOOOOHNSOOOOOOOON!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m mind blown by what we’ve just witnessed just now Deadprez!
Deadprez: I’m mighty impressed! I wasn’t sure what to expect out of this match but what we saw was the confirmation of what seems to be the continuation of Lucas’ rise to the top! Now he challenges officially for the Interwire Championship! Lucas is really working hard to prove his detractors wrong, especially Cage! What a victory!
Eve: What a match this one will be remembered for sure! I don’t recall in all my time commentating to have seen someone getting crucifix powerbombed from the top turnbuckle through an announcer’s table! Or a double coast-to-coast! Everyone in this match threw in their all regardless of who got eliminated and in what order! The Woogieman was incredible! And James Ranger once more came close this match I feel he should actually be proud of! He, like the others, worked extremely hard for a shot at the Interwire Championship! Their time will come eventually if they keep the pedal to the metal the way they do!
Gavin Kirkland: I guess we should wonder how Kid Ohio is doing right?
Deadprez: Seems like as a result of the spot through the table that the Columbus native has suffered some degree of injuries. We will update you folks when we can but right now let’s transition to our commercial break!
( We went on a commercial break to Kassidy Heart promoting Disney+! Use code KINGKASS to get a free 30 day trial! Only for new subscribers. )
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for—
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits as Consiela Rose Ava steps out onto the stage to cheers from the crowd. She takes a moment to soak in cheers from the actual fans in attendance before making her way down the ramp, trying to stay loose as she moves. She is ready for a fight tonight.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first, making her way to the ring from Frías, Spain by way of Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 120 pounds… CONNNSSSSUUUEEELLAAA ROOOOOOOSSSEEE AAAAAAAVVVVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!!
Deadprez: Consuela has made her intentions in this match clear! She doesn’t like her opponent and is looking to tear them apart!
Eve: This all started with a simple bumping into each other not too long ago. But it’s boiled into something much more with a lot of venom thrown both ways and even match interference.
Gavin Kirkland: Have you ever been horny and hungry at the same time?
Eve: :dahell:
(Consuela slides into the ring and takes a moment to pose in the corner for the fans before dropping down to her feet and readying herself in her corner.)
(“Age-Age Money” by LADYBABY hits as Miku Sakai now walks out with her Unified Tag Team Championship belt around her waist. She ignores the crowd except for her few simps in attendance and nonchalantly skips to the ring, almost mocking Consuela with the look on her face.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent, making her way to the ring from Fukui, Japan… weighing in at 110 pounds… She is one half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions… MIIIIIIKKKKUUUUUUU SSSSSAAAAKKKKKAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Seriously… like I can’t shake it.
Eve: I don’t even wanna know, Gavin. But Voltage’s Miku Sakai has made her presence felt on the blue brand recently alongside her partner, Hikari Kanno. They haven’t exactly made many friends around the locker room with their attitude. And some would say that’s what’s led to this match tonight.
Deadprez: Can’t argue with that. But we also can’t argue the talent the tag team champions have displayed since their debuts. They should not be overlooked. And I think Miku is coming in tonight feeling confident and not without reason. This should be an interesting one to say the least.
(Miku climbs up and into the ring before making a kawaii pose on the ropes. She hands her belt to the referee who then hands it to the outside crew and signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: HERE WE GO! LATIN SPICE MIXED WITH TENTACLE HENTAI! I LOVE IT!
Eve: GAVIN!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? WE HAVE SPONSORS AND CHILDREN WATCHING!!
Gavin Kirkland: Then you should stop swearing so much.
(Eve can be heard banging her head on the commentary desk.)
Deadprez: Anyway… both of these women are moving in and looking to take the fight to each other! The veteran Consuela wants to lock up and begin working this match to the ground! But Miku is playing coy. Everytime Consuela starts to lock up, Miku slips out of the way and moves around in a circular pattern! Consuela moves in! And she faints to the other side and now we have something! Consuela has Miku by the arm and twists through into a wrist lock! Consuela knows that she has to keep a competitor like Miku controlled to maintain the advantage in this match! Miku looks to twist out to no avail as Consuela keeps control of the wrist! But Maki now cartwheels through and shows her own athleticism as she relieves the pressure on her arm! AND SHE YANKS CONSUELA THROUGH TO GO FOR ALMOST A RIPCORD CLOTHESLINE! But Consuela ducking underneath! Consuela pulling back—INTO A PELE KICK RIGHT TO MIKU’S FACE!!!
Eve: But Miku bobs her head back and just barely dodges the kick! Consuela crashes yo her back and Miku drops down and tries to go for a choke! Consuela manages to guard her neck though and Miku is forced to settle for a rear chin lock! Miku not letting time be wasted though! She tears back and drives several knees into the lower back of the Ava sister! Consuela was clearly hurt by those shots and now she has to find a way out! Miku trying to grind into the nerves under Consuela’s shoulder by using the elbow of her off-arm! Miku is trying to wear Consuela down early and take advantage! Consuela is reaching up and trying to claw at Miku but getting nowhere! Consuela pulling her legs underneath her! Doing what she can to stand back to her feet! Consuela slowly rising but Miku still has that chin lock applied! Ava reaches up! She grabs ahold of Miku’s head! But Miku stances up against the shoulder toss— BUT CONSUELA DROPS TO A SEATED POSITION INTO A MAKESHIFT STUNNER! MIKU IS SPRUNG BACKWARDS FROM THE MANEUVER! THE VETERAN PLAY FROM CONSUELA TO USE THE STUNNER POSITION TO FEIGN THE HIP TOSS AND MAKE MIKU TAKE THE BAIT!
Gavin Kirkland: And after taking the bait, Jailbait Sakai is knocked back against the ropes and tries to get back to her feet— RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!!
Deadprez: CONSUELA WENT FOR THE HOME RUN MOVE OUT OF THE GATE WHEN SHE GOT TO HER FEET BUT MIKU JUST SAW IT IN TIME AND ROLLED OUT OF THE RING! CONSUELA HAS BEEN LESS THAN HAPPY WITH THE INTERACTIONS SHE’S HAD WITH THE TAG CHAMPION SINCE THEY RAN INTO ONE ANOTHER! EVEN COSTING HER A MATCH RECENTLY ON SHOWDOWN! AND CONSUELA CAME TO FIGHT TONIGHT!
Eve: But Miku only grins! She wants Consuela worked up! She wants Consuela to make a mistake! Miku rubs the effects of the stunner off of her jaw as she slides back in and Consuela stretches that shoulder out! Both women eye each other as they seem to be done with the feeling out process of this match and— BOTH OF THEM JUST GOING RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER WITH A FLURRY OF STRIKES! SHOTS FLYING BETWEEN THEM ALMOST TOO FAST TO KEEP TRACK OF!
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA SEEMS STUMBLED! MIKU MAY HAVE POKED THE EYE WITH ALL THE STRIKES! Consuela is reeled and Miku grabs her by the back of the head! BULLDOG! Consuela is planted to the mat! Miku stands right to her feet and stalks Consuela from behind! Now grabbing a fist full of Consuela’s hair— AND DRIVING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! CONSUELA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF AND THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD! CONSUELA DROPS DOWN IN THE CORNER! Consuela is in a bad position here! Miku taunted the fans in attendance and flipped up the back of her skirt! She’s going to tell Consuela to eat her ass! Miku turns her back to the former Interwire Champion and moves in for the Stink Face!
Eve: But nobody is home! Consuela slipped under the bottom rope! Miku loses her balance when her target is not there and Consuela looks to take advantage! Consuela now taking her turn to grab Miku by the hair— BUT MIKU COUNTERS WITH A SHOULDER THROUGH THE ROPES! Consuela holds her position but Miku now looks to suplex her into the ring! Miku goes to lift! But Consuela hooks a leg in the ropes to keep herself on the apron! Neither woman leaves much room for the other to take advantage! Miku moving again to suplex Consuela back into the ring! But Consuela blocks again! And now Consuela— CONSUELA LIFTS MIKU UP! CONSUELA IS GOING TO SUPLEX MIKU TO THE FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MY SUSHI SEXPOT BREAKS HERSELF FREE AND LANDS ON THE APRON NEXT TO CONSUELA! CONSUELA GOES FOR A HAYMAKER! BUT MIKU BLOCKS IT! MIKU USES THE ROPE TO STEADY HERSELF AND THROWS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT CONNECTS RIGHT WITH CONSUELA’S HEAD! CONSUELA IS STUNNED AND MIKU NOW PLANTS A THRUST KICK INTO HER STOMACH AND SENDS CONSUELA CRASHING BACKWARDS INTO THE RING POST! CONSUELA BOUNCES OFF THE POST AND CRASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS SHE FALLS!
Deadprez: Miku has an almost playful smile on her face now as she looks down on the Ava sister crashed to the floor! Consuela looks incredibly hurt from the tumble she just took! And Miku is happy to take advantage! She takes two quick steps— AND MIKU WITH A SENTON DIVE OFF THE APRON ONTO CONSUELA ON THE OUTSIDE! THE REFEREE YELLS AT THEM TO GET BACK TO THE RING! MIKU MAY HAVE JUST WON THIS MATCH FOR HERSELF IF SHE CAN CAPITALIZE ON THIS OPPORTUNITY!
Referee: ONE!
Eve: Miku takes Consuela by the hair and tries to pull her up! Going to try and get Ava into the ring and put the exclamation mark on this match!
Referee: TWO!
Gavin Kirkland: Sakai starts to get Consuela to her feet and quickly moves her towards the apron! She rolls Consuela into the ring! Consuela looks dazed and shaken after her fall!
Referee: THREE!
Eve: Consuela is trying to get to her feet on instinct but she’s clearly fogged in the head! She turns back— AND MIKU FLIPS OVER AND CONNECTS WITH THE SUNSET FLIP! SAKAI HAS THE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TW—
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA POWERS OUT! Consuela has a lot of fight left in her but she needs to get back on the offensive! She can’t stay behind or Miku will take this match! Sakai is already looking for her next plan of attack! She shoves Consuela back to the mat! Kicking her until she rolls over on her stomach! And now Sakai standing on Consuela’s hand— AND STOMPING ON THE EXPOSED FINGERS! Miku is looking to pick Ava apart! Stomping and kicking at the veteran! Trying to make a statement in this match!
Eve: BUT CONSUELA TURNS THROUGH AND CATCHES MIKU BY THE FOOT! MIKU LOOKS SURPRISED AND NOW CONSUELA TWISTS THROUGH AND USES A SCISSOR TAKEDOWN TO BRING MIKU TO THE MAT! CONSUELA SAW AN OPENING AND TOOK IT! SHE TURNS MIKU’S LEG AND PULLS HER INTO A VARIATION OF A KNEEBAR! CONSUELA CRANKING AT THE KNEE JOINT AND TRYING TO TAKE MIKU’S MOBILITY AWAY!
Deadprez: But Sakai is working to free herself! She twists through and places several kicks right to the body of Consuela! She forces the hold to be broken as Consuela is still recovering from colliding with the steel steps! Miku rolls away as Consuela tries to get to her feet! Miku moves up to a vertical base— BUT GETS CAUGHT AS CONSUELA DRIVES A KNEE INTO HER MIDSECTION! Miku is stunned for a moment as Consuela now takes her by the arm and shoulder! Consuela with the Irish whip sends Miku into the corner! AND CONSUELA FOLLOWS RIGHT BEHIND WITH THE RUNNING FACE WASH!
Eve: Miku falls out of the corner and hits the mat! And Consuela finally has momentum back on her side! She sees Miku down and now she’s looking to pull out something to capitalize! Consuela looks to the turnbuckles and begins the climb! She pulls herself up to the top and looks back behind her! Consuela takes a breath… AND SHE LEAPS WITH THE LEMONLIGHT! THE ASAI MOONSAULT CONNECTS!!
Gavin Kirkland: MY ENCHANTING ENCHILADA DID IT! SHE HAS THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deadprez: BUT SAKAI KICKS OUT AT TWO! Consuela staying right on the attack though! She turns through and kneels over Miku before bringing down hammer fists into Sakai’s face and body! Consuela trying to maintain this position of advantage in the matchup! And Miku trying to cover herself from the shots being dropped onto her! Consuela letting her anger and frustration be known! But Consuela stands up now! She waits for Miku to begin standing up! And now Consuela hits the ropes! LOOK OUT! RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!!
Eve: BUT MIKU MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Consuela going again for one of her most deadly maneuvers but finding no one home as Sakai ducks backwards to avoid the coming knee strike! Consuela goes off balance from missing the knee strike! Miku is now popping up and lunging for Consuela from behind! Sakai grabs her by the shoulders and pulls her down into a backstabber! Both women are down now!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku is touching her face and checking for blood! Gotta protect what makes you your money!
Deadprez: And Consuela is clutching at the small of her back! Miku targeted that part of her back in the opening sequence and that’s what Consuela landed on when she fell from the apron to the steps! Sakai has a target now and she’s going to tear into Consuela now that she’s smelled that blood! Miku rolling over and now driving an elbow into the lower half of Consuela’s spine! Trying to take away what functionality Ava has! Miku grabs the leg and now pulls Consuela back into a single leg Boston crab! Trying to stretch the small of the back! If she keeps this up, she can cut away a lot of Consuela’s offense! Anything with significant lifting or rotation will need her back to be in condition! You can hear Consuela in pain inside the ring now! Trying to push for a way to get out of this predicament! Needing something or somewhere to go but she’s in the middle of the ring! Consuela pushes herself up and is going to have to dig deep to get to the ropes! She pulls herself inch by inch towards the side but Miku just continues to apply pressure! Grueling step by step, clawing for the bottom rope! Consuela is looking to try and save herself but the damage is being done by Miku!
Eve: Consuela finally manages to get to the bottom rope but Miku has bent her pretty much into a pretzel by now! Her back has to be in knots! The referee forcing a break and— BUT MIKU DRIVING A BOOT INTO CONSUELA’S SPINE AS SHE RELEASES THE HOLD! Miku didn’t care much about releasing as she’d already done her damage! But she took the chance to put the cherry on top with that precision stomp! The referee backs her away and Ava now tries to get to some kind of base but she’s feeling her back! Miku looks out to the crowd and just flashes an approving smile for her own actions! She’s delighted with herself! Consuela is up but she’s hurt, but she’s also not one to back down from a contest! Consuela just looks aggravated, almost like she’s simply trying to push past the pain she’s feeling!
Gavin Kirkland: Both women meet in the middle like an international fusion restaurant of my dreams! Mahi Miku pushing Carne Asada Consuela backwards towards the ropes!
Eve: I can’t tell if you’re perverted or just hungry at this point.
Deadprez: Miku’s damage to Consuela’s back has given her control of the tie up and Consuela finds herself forced back against the ropes! Miku releases and— OH! A HARD CHOP TO THE CHEST FROM SAKAI! AND ANOTHER! MIKU STEPS BACK NOW AND LICKS HER HAND BEFORE DELIVERING ONE MORE CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF CONSUELA!
Gavin Kirkland: I wish she’d spit on me too…
Eve: That’s the Gavin I know and file HR complaints about.
Deadprez: Sakai clearly not done punishing Consuela! She pulls up the middle rope and ties Consuela up in them! Miku turns back and hits the ropes! AND A FORCEFUL DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF CONSUELA! But Miku is not done yet! She slips out to the apron! AND MIKU NOW UNLOADING WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO CONSUELA’S BACK! KICK AFTER KICK LANDING ON AVA! YOU CAN JUST ABOUT SEE THE SWELLING FORMING! AND MIKU STEPS IN AND DRIVES A FOREARM INTO CONSUELA’S HEAD JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY!
Eve: Now Miku is finally pulling the ropes off of Consuela’s arms and letting her get away from the punishment! Miku shoving Consuela away from the ropes and now walking along the apron! She hops herself up to the top rope and looks over to Consuela! Miku is looking to go high risk… SKYFALL!!!!
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! CONSUELA HAD THE DIVING CORKSCREW CUTTER SCOUTED AND THREW HERSELF OUT OF HARM’S WAY! MIKU SAKAI CRASHES AND BURNS! Consuela sees Miku down and tries to get back up! Consuela charges— RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS TIGHT AS THE SPACE ON AN ANIME FAN’S SHELF AFTER TWO CONVENTIONS, MIKU JUST BARELY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! Neither woman has managed to hit one of their known finishers in this matchup and both just keep going for each other!
Eve: Miku now rushing up and grabbing Consuela from behind! Twisting through! And lifting her up— STARFALL!!! MIKU JUST HIT CONSUELA WITH THE VERTEBREAKER!!! MIKU HAS THE LEGS HOOKED! COMPRESSING THAT INJURED BACK! THE COUNT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THR—
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA STILL MANAGES TO POWER OUT! BUT WAIT! MIKU HOOKS THE LEGS AGAIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TW—
Eve: Consuela kicks out again but it looks like Miku expected it that time! She knows that everytime she forces Consuela to have to kick out from hooked legs, it’s more wear on that injured back! Miku is trying to make sure she capitalizes on this as much as possible! She pulls Consuela by the hair up to her knees and— MIKU DRIVING A KNEE RIGHT INTO CONSUELA’S JAW! A VICIOUS STRIKE CONNECTING AND CONSUELA’S HEAD SNAPPED BACKWARDS FROM IT! MIKU NOW PULLING CONSUELA UP TO HER FEET AGAIN! AND SHE HITS THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! SHE HITS THE NIGHT NIGHT!!
Deadprez: NO SHE DOESN’T! CONSUELA MANAGES TO FORCE MIKU OFF AND DOWN IN ALMOST A POWERBOMB COUNTER!! CONSUELA HAS TAKEN A BEATING BUT HER INSTINCTS INSIDE THE RING HAVE KEPT HER IN THIS CONTEST! THAT’S THE MARK OF A TRUE TOP TIER VETERAN!! Ava is now trying to shake off the cobwebs of the last several minutes! She has an opening and needs to make it count! She has Miku in her sights and Miku is rolling over to try and move! CONSUELA COMING IN FROM BEHIND NOW AS MIKU TRIES TO GET UP AGAIN! SHE HOISTS MIKU RIGHT UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS FOR THE LEMON PLEDGE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIKE DEADPREZ ON A NIGHT WITH EITHER OF THESE WOMEN, CONSUELA’S BACK JUST GAVE OUT AND SHE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND DROPS MIKU IN THE PROCESS!!
Deadprez: :comeagain:
Eve: Consuela is in pain and clutching at her back on her knees! The damage done was enough that she couldn’t pull off the Lemon Pledge! And now she’s an open target for a stalking Miku! Sakai moves in— AND WASTES NO TIME! MIKU GRABS THE SIDE HEADLOCK AND JUMPS BACK! RIGHT INTO THE ASAI DDT! THE DEATH NOTE CONNECTS!!! CONSUELA IS DOWN! AND SHE MIGHT BE OUT! MIKU LAYS DOWN OVER HER WITH A COCKY GRIN! SHE PUTS A PEACE SIGN IN THE AIR AND POSES BY RESTING HER CHIN ON HER HAND AND SMILING AT THE CAMERA! MOCKERY FROM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION AS SHE TAKES THIS WIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eve: BUT WAIT! CONSUELA MANAGED TO THROW A SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST INSTANT AND SHE KEEPS HERSELF ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! MIKU LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST SLAPPED HER! SHE BELIEVED THIS MATCH WAS DONE WITH! BUT CONSUELA STILL WITH SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HER! MIKU LOOKING ANNOYED NOW ROLLS BACK OVER AND HOOKS THE LEGS THIS TIME! TRYING AGAIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREE—
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA STILL POWERS OUT THROUGH THE PAIN IN HER BACK! Consuela is clearly hurting but her spirit will not let her concede that easily! She’s proven that she can and will go through whatever she must to get to her goal! Ava is now trying to roll through and get to her feet before any more punishment can befall her! She pushes herself over and Miku tries to follow! Not wanting her target to recover! Miku tries to grab Consuela from behind and— WAIT! CONSUELA JUST GRABBED MIKU BY THE FRONT OF HER RING GEAR AND YANKED HER DOWN! MIKU’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS AND NOW CONSUELA HAS A FRESH OPENING! SHE TIES UP THE ARM! AND THE HEAD!! THE LEBELL LOCK! THE SUELA LOCK IS ON TIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: LIKE A MAGICAL ANIME GIRL WHOSE TRANSFORMATION TIMER JUST RAN OUT, MIKU NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THERE QUICK OR SHE IS DONE FOR!!!
Eve: WTF. Are magical girl transformation timers a thing people will understand?
Gavin Kirkland: STAN MAGIC MOON-CHAN!!!
Eve: Oh dear god he’s a weeb now.
Deadprez: Well he’s right about Miku though! Consuela has that hold on tight! Miku doesn’t have far to the ropes but she will have to get herself plus Consuela all the way there! Miku is trying to press up and make it happen but she’s struggling! She looks like she’s considering tapping now! The Suela Lock puts a lot of pain into that shoulder and neck! Consuela is trying to crank back as hard as she can to force the submission but Miku is still looking for her chance at survival! She slowly drags her way over! Feeling around with her free hand and her feet! Pulling more and more as she tries to get to the ropes! But will she make it?
Gavin Kirkland: MY SEXY SIREN OF SALSA MIGHT JUST WIN RIGHT HERE!!!
Eve: Miku still moving herself around! She pulls one more time… AND SHE FINALLY GETS A TOE ON THE ROPES! GIVE MIKU CREDIT! SHE HELD OUT IN THAT SUBMISSION LONGER THAN MOST WOULD HAVE! She’s hurting on that shoulder and neck but she managed to free herself! Consuela stands after relinquishing the hold— WAIT! SHE GRABS MIKU FROM BEHIND! SHE PULLS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION IN AND HOLDS HER IN A REAR WAIST LOCK! CONSUELA RUNS FORWARD AND BOUNDS THEM BOTH OFF THE ROPES! CONSUELA ROLLS THEM BOTH BACKWARDS AND SHE SCOOPS UNDERNEATH! CONSUELA HOISTS MIKU UP AND DROPS HER STRAIGHT DOWN WITH THE LEMON PLEDGE!!! THE ONE WINGED ANGEL CONNECTS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOW DID SASSY SOFRITOS PULL THAT OFF WITH HER INJURED ESPALDA?!? THATS GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR BACK!!
Deadprez: CONSUELA WASTED NO TIME! SHE GOT MIKU UP AND DROPPED HER STRAIGHT DOWN! LEFT ALMOST NO TIME FOR HER BACK TO GIVE OUT! CONSUELA HAS THE PIN NOW FROM THE MOVE! THE REFEREE GOES TO MAKE THE COUNT!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: DOUBLE DRAGON SUSHI ROLLS!!!
Eve: HIKARI KANNO JUST YANKED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING TO KEEP CONSUELA FROM WINNING! THE REFEREE HITS THE FLOOR AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN HE IS DEAD! MIKU’S CO-TAG TEAM CHAMPION IS OUT HERE AND HAS A TITLE BELT IN HAND! HIKARI SLIDING INTO THE RING AND DELIVERING A PENALTY QUICK RIGHT TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK! CONSUELA SEIZED WITH PAIN AS SHE RELINQUISHES THE PIN! SHE LOOKS UP AT HIKARI WHO PULLS HER TAG PARTNER TO SAFETY! AND LOOKING TO DELIVER SOME ASSISTANCE! KANNO PULLS MIKU OVER TO THE CORNER AND THEN RUNS TO DELIVER A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE TEETH OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!
Deadprez: Hikari quickly looks to make sure the referee is still out and he is! She turns and goes to pull Consuela up so she can help secure this victory for her teammate! She pulls Ava to her feet and— ROPPONGI DREAMS! HIKARI GOING FOR ROPPONGI DREAMS!!
Gavin Kirkland: I must be dreaming. I was told it’s only a singles match but I get both Mahi Miku and Hibachi Hikari out here as a special treat! Yay!
Eve: BUT CONSUELA BREAKS FREE AND SLIDES OFF OF THE MOVE! SHE FLINGS HERSELF BACKWARDS TO THE ROPES AND BOUNCES OFF! HIKARI TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!! IT HITS!!
Deadprez: Hikari is knocked cold and Consuela quickly tosses her out of the ring! Wanting to make sure she can’t continue her interference! Consuela now sliding out of the ring and checking on the referee who has only just started to stir! She urges him to get up and back into the ring! But Consuela has to do that as well! She can’t let Miku have the chance to recover anymore than she has! She has to finish this match! She stands and rolls into the ring— BUT MIKU SAKAI HAS THE TAG TEAM TITLE BELT IN HAND!! AND SHE SWINGS IT AT CONSUELA!!
THUD
Eve: BUT CONSUELA DUCKED THE TITLE BELT!! AND SHE TURNED BACK JUST IN TIME TO DELIVER A PICTURE PERFECT RODILLA DE LA MUERTE TO THE JAW OF MIKU SAKAI! IT HITS RIGHT ON THE MONEY! MIKU DROPS THE BELT AND GOES DOWN!
Deadprez: AND THE REFEREE IS FINALLY CRAWLING BACK INTO THE RING! CONSUELA HOOKS THE LEG! SHE HAS THE COVER!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… your winner by pinfall… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” picks back up as Consuela uses the ropes to get up to her feet. She clutches at her lower back as the referee comes and raises her hand to cheers from the crowd. Miku is out cold in the ring and Hikari is clutching her head on the outside looking angrily up at the ring.)
Deadprez: The Never Fading Flower lived up to that name here tonight! No matter what was thrown her way, Consuela Rose Ava did not give in and found a way to survive and fight on! A phenomenal win for Consuela!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems that tonight, horchata triumphs over miso soup. Thanks to that, I now know what to choose for my Uber Eats order at the hotel later.
Eve: It’s sad that you can say that and I’m still not sure you mean food instead of something perverted. But shady tactics aside, Miku took everything she had to the multi-time Specialists Champion here tonight. Yet in the end, it was the fighting spirit of Consuela Rose Ava that was triumphant!
(The camera cuts once more to show Consuela making her way up the ring, still hurting but enjoying her moment of victory. Hikari slides in the ring to check on Miku, who has only just started to wake up and realize what’s happened.)
(Camera cuts to a commercial for Uber Eats featuring Ronan Malosi. Use promo code INTERWIRE for tonight only and get a free order of onion rings from all participating Applebee’s locations. Offer not valid anywhere in the UK, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia, South America, or anywhere in North America except for the Applebee’s Ronan is affiliated with.)
(The camera fades to the nice weather outdoors here in Orlando, Florida. The Big Berry Bhampion Strawberry Steve is shown recovering from his injuries and sleeping soundly on the warm grass of a park. Steve is completely motionless even as dogs are shown walking over him and children tripping on him as they run through the park.)
Strawberry Steve: …
(Suddenly a rustling sound is heard from the bushes.)
Strawberry Steve: …
(The rustling in the bushes only grows louder as the camera begins to zoom in on them revealing a dark figure lurking within.)
???: Hehehe he doesn’t even know I am here. I am watching him. Zooming in! I see everything!
Strawberry Steve: …
(Loud snapping noises are heard as the figure within the bushes is shown using a flash camera as they maneuver around within the shadows to get the best view to take pictures from.)
???: Hehehe yeah lets get some of the kids in the shot too!
(The frequency of the snapping noises only increases as kids and dogs are shown playing near Strawberry Steve enjoying the nice spring day here in Orlando.)
???: It would be great if they would all dropout of school thought to be honest. I mean how am I supposed to stalk them when they are inside? At least with Steve it is easy enough. I should have found a guy like him to stalk a long time ago. I made things so difficult for myself but I was 69 and stupid.
Strawberry Steve: …
(The parents of the kids notice the extremely obvious flash camera taking pictures from the bushes as they hurry away while calling the police. However, Strawberry Steve does not move and just continues to lay there waiting.)
???: This man Steve is about to feel an entire tsunami wash right on over him! Wait until I promo about this on SoundCloud! Everyone is going to love it almost as much as that time I tortured those underage girls!
(Suddenly the figure leaps out from the bushes revealing Dante Ford as he lands on the grass on all fours. He begins sniffing the ground for scents as he scurries around like a spider making his way towards Strawberry Steve.)
Dante Ford: Now Steve I have you in my clutches! You know back when I was a young lad I used to enjoy my prey to be a little more feisty than this! However, I was 600 and stupid.
(Dante Ford reaches down into his pants as he pulls out a roll of duct tape. He has a sadistic smile on his face as he descends down onto Steve with the only sound able to be heard in the empty park his exceptionally heavy breathing.)
Dante Ford: I have existed for as long as there has been places like EAW upon which I can feast and harvest my prey. I have been known by many names and I shall be known by many more! For whenever you hear that strange noise at night. That “animal” that made sounds amongst the leaves know that it is in fact I Dante Ford watching you!
Strawberry Steve: …
Dante Ford: Pretty impressive for an eight foot tall black man such as myself.
Strawberry Steve: … No…
Dante Ford: WHAT? YOU ARE AWAKE?
Strawberry Steve: You are not eight feet tall. Your contract is a lie…
Dante Ford: …!!!
(Dante Ford reaches down to remove Strawberry Steve’s sunglasses revealing his eyes wide open.)
Dante Ford: FUCK!
(Suddenly Strawberry Steve grabs Dante Ford and rolls him down into a Small Package!!!)
Dante Ford: NO! LET ME GO! LET ME STALK YOU!
(The camera cuts to SKA, Christian DeMarco, Shaker Jones, Finnegan Rapefield, The Revenant, and Eric Havoc walking by in the park shaking their heads.)
Blacklisted Former EAW Members: https://y.yarn.co/17004b28-7459-4083-b975-fcf0d364e6a3_text.gif
(Suddenly a referee comes leaping out of the bushes.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Referee: Here you go Steve. Great job on the title defense!
(The referee hands the Big Berry Bhampionship to Strawberry Steve gives a weak thumbs up as the police arrive and chase Dante Ford away. However, Dante leaps into the back window of a car driven by Carlos Rosso as they speed off with the feds in pursuit.)
Referee: But who is left out there for you now Steve? Who can you possibly defend your title against who will pose a challenge for you?
(Strawberry Steve looks down at his bhampionship as he walks slowly up to the top of a hill and stares off into the sunset.)
Referee: But where will you go now Steve? What is there possibly left for you to do?
(Strawberry Steve turns back to the referee and gives him a thumbs up before sitting down on the ground.)
Strawberry Steve: …
(Strawberry Steve then begins to slowly roll down the hill as he eventually begins to pick up speed and eventually rolls out of sight.)
Referee: :wow:
(The referee raises his arm longingly as the EAW legend eventually disappears before wiping a tear from his eye and walking away sipping a strawberry smoothie.)
Referee: Because he’s the hero that EAW deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A strawberry knight. :strawberry:
(The sun sets across the horizon as the camera pans upwards. A strawberry signal appears in the sky summoning Strawberry Steve to face the next villain who would dare return to EAW after being fired. The camera then fades to black.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Ronan Malosi: Put Some More Back Into EAW advertisement also featuring the Male Poons.)
(The camera pans over to show the fans in attendance for tonight before finally cutting over to Gina Romano, standing front and center in the middle of the ring.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Dream In Drive’ by The Oral Cigarettes plays and outcomes Hikari Kanno, accompanied to the ring by her tag partner in Miku Sakai, heading down the ring with nothing but arrogance ahead of her match.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Okinawa, Japan, weighing in at 121 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Miku Sakai…SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…HIKARI KANNO!!
Eve: Last week we saw Hikari Kanno compete in a grueling match alongside her partner against Holly Arrow and Kensington Calhoun-Astor in a victorious effort, you have to think the ego of Hikari would only be boasted if she was able to collect another victory tonight against Jon Kelton.
Deadprez: Jon Kelton, a man that she’s been downplaying all week, which has made me question if she truly has this match in the bag tonight. You never want to underestimate opponents, anyone can lose to someone on any given day.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but this isn’t just anyone we’re talking about. THIS IS HIKARI KANNO!! :ciampa:
Deadprez :wow: Admittedly, arrogance has not always affected her, case in point: that title she holds around her shoulder.
(Hikari settles in the ring as she awaits the arrival of Jon Kelton, who heads to the ring alongside Londyn Zelaya as ‘Mob Ties’ by Drake plays to a mixed reaction from the EAW audience.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent! Residing in Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 210 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Londyn Zelaya…HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE…JON KELTON!!!
Eve: Jon Kelton is here, and let me tell you something, Jon Kelton is certainly walking into this match with something to prove. Not just to Hikari, but to everyone of his doubters underestimating him in this match up.
Deadprez: And the right motivation can make any man unbeatable on any given night, especially someone accomplished like Jon Kelton.
Eve: Yeah, people underestimate him, but like Londyn mentioned on Showdown, Kelton is no slouch here in EAW, and the underestimation needs to stop.
(Kelton settles in the ring as well once ‘Mob Ties fades out and both competitors size up each other from across the ring as the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: There’s the bell and the match between these two is officially underway, both competitors circling the ring, keeping an eye out for the opposition outside of it before finally locking up! But unfortunately for Kelton, Hikari gets the early advantage with a side headlock! And she’s wrenching on that thing real tight, not leaving much headroom for Kelton.
Deadprez: While Hikari has the advantage right now, Kelton has one in his own right as well in the power game, able to back Hikari up against the ropes and bounce her off! Kelton ducks his head down as Kanno begins to come back, BUT SHE KICKS UPWARD AND INTO THE FACE OF KELTON WHICH STAGGERS HIM, HIKARI FOLLOWS UP WITH A HUGE RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE AND BEGINS RUNNING OFF THE ROPES PARALLEL TO KELTON’S SIDES!
Eve: BUT JON TURNS OVER TO HIS STOMACH WHILE SHE’S RUNNING, FORCING HIKARI TO LEAPFROG OVER BEFORE SPRINGING BACK TO HIS FEET AND CATCHING THE RETURNING HIKARI WITH A BIG DROPKICK, DID YOU SEE THE AIR KELTON GOT ON THAT?!
Deadprez: Yeah, that Dropkick caught Hikari every bit of flush as she rolls out of the ring, looking to catch herself with an early breather here, being pep-talked on the outside by Miku.
Eve: Well, maybe do you think Londyn Zelaya was right in her words on Showdown in Hikari being in for a bad time if she underestimated Kelton?
Gavin Kirkland: :russwtf: PLEASE! JON KELTON AIN’T NOTHING BUT ANOTHER SIMP IN THIS ARENA WITH WANDERING EYES, I MEAN, DO YOU SEE THE WAY HE’S LOOKING AT MY WOMAN?!
Eve: The only simp around here I’m seeing with wandering eyes is you, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: You must be talking about a different Gavin or something, cause I ain’t no simp. :mjpls: However, if IDOL-GUN were to have an OnlyFans persay…
Deadprez: This brother is starving, but in the ring, Hikari has finally made her way back in, AND A JUMPING HIGH KNEE ATTEMPT IS MADE! KELTON FORTUNATELY SIDESTEPS IT AND TRIES TO HOOK HIKARI UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, HIKARI TRIES TO PRY THE HAND OF KELTON FROM AROUND HER WAIST!
Gavin Kirkland: LET GO OF HER, YOU MADMAN!!
Eve: THE PRYING ATTEMPT FROM HIKARI DOESN’T WORK, SO SHE ADAPTS WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT REELS JON! HIKARI RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A SCOOP POWERSLAM THAT KELTON HOLDS FOR A PIN!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
Eve: Only a one count before a quick kick out gets made there by Kanno! But Kelton is feeling himself as he knows the momentum on his side this early on in the matchup. Hikari finds herself in the corner in an attempt to recover, but Kelton is after the wounded animal with an attempted spear in the corner! BUT HIKARI SIDESTEPPED AND KELTON WENT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT RINGPOST!
Deadprez: No kidding, you could hear the loud smack off that impact as Hikari pulls Kelton out of the corner, BUT IMMEDIATELY THROWS KELTON SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT RINGPOST AGAIN!
Eve: Hikari’s actions here may be to the detriment of Kelton, but it’s very smart in hindsight, working over that now injured limb to make things easier for herself in the long run if she does decide to lock in something like Alleluia submission of hers.
Deadprez: Very true, as now Hikari grabs Kelton and simply dumps him to the outside as if he’s garbage.
Gavin Kirkland: If that’s what the queen views him as, then that’s what he is. Garbage.
Eve: :wtf:
Deadprez: Hikari moves to the ring apron, stalking Kelton’s who’s trying to get his wits about him, however, it’s looking like the only thing he’s gonna get is more problems as BOMBS AWAY! HIKARI COMES FLYING OFF THAT APRON WITH A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF JON KELTON!
Eve: You can see the look of worry on the face of Zelaya, but she has that faith in her client, and that’s what seperate a good manager from a bad manager. You always wanna have faith in the person you’re accompanying.
Deadprez: Even in the most dire times like this one, because Kelton is just getting slammed down face-first on to our announce desk. But things are about to go from bad to worse for the dazed Kelton as Hikari traps that hurt arm of his into a hammerlock, and we know Hikari can get creative with these, JUST DRIVING KELTON SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Eve: The pain of Kelton has to be out of this world right now as he gets tossed into the ring, Hikari is short to follow, but she’s noticeably toying with her downed opponent.
Hikari Kanno: (off-mic) You ain’t shit. :mjlol2:
Gavin Kirkland: If you follow her career and ass like I have, you’d know that Hikari is never short in confidence.
Eve: I’m sorry, what was the last part? :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: I- LOOK AT HIKARI!
Deadprez: Hikari is indeed setting up for something as she charges off the ropes! OH, BIG SLIDING KNEE STRIKES TO THE SIDE OF KELTON’S HEAD, AND A PIN IS MADE BY HIKARI!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Deadprez: A kick out there by Kelton, not gonna allow Hikari to think she was just gonna put him away that easy! But Hikari is quick to transition with elbows driven down into the shoulder of a seated Jon Kelton! Hikari throws him down onto the mat and grinds that knee into the side of Jon’s face, holding his injured arm into an arm lock. Kelton is trying to push Hikari off with his free hand, but she keeps swatting it away with hers.
Eve: Yeah, Kelton needs to find a way out of this and find a way out of this quick. And I think he’s about to, finally getting away from that knee pressed across his face, rolling to all fours, BUT HIKARI TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE! And this isn’t gonna do the damage of Alleluia where she has the body all scrunched up, but it’s certainly gonna do damage as wrenches back farther and farther on the hold!
Deadprez: But look at Kelton, he realizes he can’t stay in this thing for long and is looking to grab a hold of the bottom rope!
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton might as well just tap out right now if you ask me.
Deadprez: Kelton’s hand is close to the rope and he’s trying to grab it, AND HE DOE- WAIT! HIKARI USES HER FOOT TO PUSH OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND SEND HER AND KELTON BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! KELTON IS ONCE AGAIN TRAPPED IN THAT CROSSFACE, BUT KELTON IS WIGGLING TO HIS SIDE, AND SOON TURNS THE CROSSFACE INTO A PIN ON KANNO!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
Eve: HE ALMOST HAD HER THERE AS KANNO BREAKS THE HOLD TO KICK OUT AND BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! HIKARI CHARGES IN BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A SIDEWALK SLAM FROM JON KELTON, USING THAT GOOD ARM TO DO MOST OF THE WORK ON THAT!
Deadprez: Kelton adapted accordingly and now works his way back to his feet, lining up Hikari who’s making her way to hers as well! KICK TO THE GUT! AND I THINK WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A TWIST OF FA- NO! KELTON GETS DENIED AND THROWN INTO THE ROPES! HIKARI ATTEMPTS A LEAPFROG BUT KELTON CATCHES HER MID JUMP AND PLANTS HER DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Eve: Hikari rolls to the outside after that, using the apron to assist her in standing up, BUT KELTON STICKS HIS BOOT THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND INTO THE SIDE OF HER FACE, SENDING HIKARI STUMBLING OVER INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Gavin Kirkland: She needs to stumble over into my lap!
Hikari Kanno: (off-mic) Shut up, simp!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry:
Deadprez: Hikari may not wanna focus on Kirkland and focus on Jon Kelton who has just left the ring in pursuit. BUT MAYBE SHE HEARD US AS SHE DRIVES KELTON INTO THE APRON WITH A SPEAR! SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION TO OUR ANNOUNCE DESK AND ITS LOOKING LIKE SHE’S GONNA TOSS HIM OVER IT! :krabs:
Eve: HOWEVER, KELTON COUNTERS AT THE LAST SECOND AND HIKARI GETS THROWN OVER OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! KELTON RETRIEVES HER AND TOSSES HER BACK INTO THE RING! Kelton gets on the apron himself, and the shoulder is clearly in a bad way, so Kelton is trying to slap some life into it. HE GRABS AHOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AND USES IT TO SPRING HIMSELF INTO THE RING AND INTO HIKARI WITH A KNEE STRIKE!
Deadprez: That one sent Hikari down to one knee! KELTON CHARGES OFF THE ROPES WITH A BIG BOOT, HIKARI IS DOWNED, AND KELTON SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE WITH A LIONSAULT, MAKING SURE TO HOLD THE PIN IN AFTERWARDS!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HIKARI WITH A KICK OUT AT TWO!
Deadprez: Yeah, there might’ve been a slight delay on the pin there by Kelton, having to clutch at that shoulder, and giving your opponent even one second of breathing time can come back to haunt you. But Kelton needs to not let this stop him from moving forward in the match and I think he’s doing just that as he kicks Hikari over into the corner! AND KELTON STOMPS MUDHOLES INTO HIKARI!
Eve: But the referee is gonna have to intervene on that, dragging Kelton away from Kanno in that corner, trying to create a bit of separation between these two. The referee soon lets him go and Kelton tries to go back in the corner after Kanno! BUT HIKARI GETS HIM WITH A SWIFT BASEMENT DROPKICK THAT SENDS KELTON FACE-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: Kelton’s certainly not gonna be looking the same after that when he looks in the mirror tomorrow, as now he stumbles back out of the corner, only to get hooked in a full Nelson hold from Hikari, and we know where this goes as Kelton gets lifted off of his feet and dropped onto the back of his neck with a dragon Suplex, AND HIKARI BRIDGES THE PIN!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Eve: That was close for Kelton, but he somehow manages to kick out after that! Hikari brings Kelton to his feet afterwards and looks to plant him with what will seemingly be a neckbreaker! BUT KELTON SLIPS OUT OF IT AND GETS OFF A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE TURNT AROUND HIKARI KANNO! SHE JUST LANDED ON THAT SHOULDER AND NECK AREA HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
Deadprez: Unfortunately, Kelton isn’t really able to capitalize with his body being so racked with pain, but he’s slowly getting back to his feet, Hikari tries to follow suit. Kelton is just a little bit quicker and notices Hikari down on knee! HE HAS SOMETHING IN MIND AS HE TRIES TO SPRING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! BUT HIKARI RECOVERS JUST IN TIME TO SHOVE AND DUMP HIM OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: That looked like a nasty tumble there for Kelton as he hit back-first on the apron while on his way down.
Gavin Kirkland: Serves him right. :mjpls:
Eve: :wow: Meanwhile, Hikari goes out on the apron, eyeing up Kelton again as he makes it back to his feet! ANOTHER APRON DIVING KNEE ATTEMPT IS MADE BY HIKARI, THIS TIME KELTON DUCKS UNDER AND AVOIDS IT, HIKARI ATTEMPTS TO RUN AT KELTON! BUT HE SIDESTEPS, AND SHE GOES STOMACH-FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!
Deadprez: AND LOOK AT KELTON! KELTON IS GONNA TRY AND ATTEMPT THE AVADA KEDAVRA! AKA THAT UNPRETTIER OF HIS ON THE OUTSIDE! BUT KANNO SHOVES HIM AWAY ONCE HE HAS HIS BACK TO HER IN THE MOVE! AND HIKARI GOES RUNNING BACK INTO THE RING! KELTON IS SHORT TO FOLLOW!
Eve: KELTON GOES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, BUT HIKARI CATCHES IT WITH A FLYING CROSS ARMBAR THAT TAKES HIM DOWN! AND THIS MAY JUST END THE MATCH HERE AS SHE HAS THAT MOVE APPLIED ON THE SAME INJURED ARM AS BEFORE! KELTON IS TRYING TO SQUIRM AND INCH HIS FEET AND FREE ARM TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT IT’S LOOKING TO BE NO USE!
Deadprez: HIKARI HAS HIM TRAPPED AND SHE HAS HIM TRAPPED GOOD, KELTON HAS NOWHERE TO GO IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HE MAY JUST HAVE TO TAP OUT HERE! HIKARI IS YELLING, ENCOURAGING HIM TO, BUT WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOT THE WAY KELTON WANTS TO GO OUT, THIS ISN’T THE WAY ANY PERFORMER WANTS TO GO OUT!
Eve: Yeah, and I think that’s what’s fueling Kelton right about now as he makes it back to his feet in that armbar, WHICH IS SOON TRANSITIONED INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE! BUT TO TOP IT ALL OFF, HIKARI IS THROWING THE POINT OF HER ELBOW INTO THE HEAD OF JON KELTON! AND YOU CAN SEE HIS LEGS FALTERING, AND THE EYES OF KELTON ARE GROWING INCREASINGLY MORE AND MORE CLOSED AS TIME GOES ON!
Deadprez: BUT ALMOST RUNNING OFF OF PURE ADRENALINE, KELTON HOISTS HIKARI HIGH INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB…BUT HIKARI STILL HAS THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE MAINTAINED! KELTON BRINGS HER UP INTO THE AIR AGAIN WITH THE POWERBOMB, BUT ONCE MORE, THE HOLD IS MAINTAINED!
Eve: KELTON TRIES ONE MORE TIME AND LIFTS HIKARI INTO A FIREMAN CARRY POSITION THIS TIME, AND AN F5 PLANTS HIKARI DOWN ONTO THE MAT! KELTON GOES FOR A COVER AFTERWARDS!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Eve: HIKARI NARROWLY ESCAPES THAT PINFALL ATTEMPT MADE BY KELTON! But you gotta think, that didn’t just take a lot out of her, it had to take a lot out of Kelton as well. We touched upon that shoulder and it can’t be easy to pull none of what he just did off in the slightest.
Deadprez: I gotta give Kelton credit for working through that, but was it worth it? Did he only aggravate that shoulder even more, making himself more ripe for the pickings of Hikari.
Eve: Who knows, as Kelton gets back to his feet. He brings Hikari up to hers, and hooks her up for what will seemingly be a Suplex of sorts, but Hikari manages to slip out the back! A HAMMERLOCK IS LOCKED IN AGAIN BY HIKARI AND SHE’S GONNA TRY TO DRIVE KELTON SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: BUT KELTON STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING BY PLACING HIS FOOT RIGHT ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! STOPPING THE MOMENTUM OF HIKARI KANNO RIGHT IN ITS TRACKS, ALLOWING HIM TO THROW THE BACK OF HIS ELBOW WITH THE FREE HAND RIGHT INTO HER FACE!
Eve: HIKARI IS STUNNED AND KELTON TRIES TO POP OFF THE AVADA KEDAVRA YET AGAIN! BUT SHE SHOVES KELTON AWAY AND INTO THE CORNER, WHICH KELTON SPRINGS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE OF AND JUMPS ONTO KANNO WITH A TWISTING CROSSBODY!
Deadprez: BOTH COMPETITORS ARE QUICK TO JUMP BACK TO THEIR FEET, HIKARI WAS SURPRISINGLY JUST A LITTLE BIT QUICKER AS SHE ATTEMPTS A SUNSET FLIP ONTO KELTON, WHO MANAGES TO ROLL TO HIS FEET OUT OF IT! HE GRABS THE FOOT OF HIKARI AND USES IT TO ROLL HER BACK TO HER FEET AS WELL! AND HIKARI GETS TRAPPED UNDER THE LEGS OF JON KELTON FOR THE-
Deadprez: CANADIAN DESTROYER!! HIKARI JUST GOT SPIKED ON HER HEAD BY KELTON, WHO IS QUICK TO PICK HER UP FROM BEHIND AFTERWARDS! BOTH ARMS ARE HOOKED AND AVADA KEDAVRA FINALLY LANDS! KELTON HAS THIS MATCH WON, KELTON HAS THIS MATCH IN THE BAG!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOO!!!
Eve: KELTON HAS DONE IT!!
Deadprez: NO! LOOK AT THE FOOT PLACEMENT OF HIKARI, THE REFEREE NOTICES IT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT WHAT HE DID NOTICE WAS MIKU PLACE IT THERE AS THE CROWD BOOS!
Eve: Miku is clearly happy with her actions-
CLANG!
(Miku turns her attention over to Londyn Zelaya, who has a steel chair and bangs it off the ringpost, warning Miku to keep the match clean, as Miku tries to distance herself away from Londyn as fast as she can.)
Gavin Kirkland: SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE, LONDYN ZELAYA IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR AND WE CAN’T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO OUR TAG CHAMPS!
Eve: :wow: It serves them right for cheating there and the constant disrespect they’ve shown throughout the match.
Deadprez: Yeah, I’m glad this is gonna be a fair fight once more between these two as now Jon Kelton hooks both arms of Hikari Kanno, who’s still reeling after that Unprettier. And I think he’s gonna attempt the Final Atonement! BUT HIKARI USES HER LEGS TO BUILD UP SPEED TO DRIVE KELTON BACK INTO THE CORNER, FORCING HIM TO FREE HER FROM HIS CLUTCHES!
Eve: Kelton comes stumbling out of that corner, WALKING RIGHT INTO THE BRIGHTSTAR!! THE HIGH ANGLE URANAGE SLAM THAT DROPS KELTON RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS! The limp body of Kelton is brought up afterwards in a hammerlock, and this can spell out the beginning of the end as Hikari begins lifting him up for Roppongi Dreams! BUT KELTON SLIPS OUT THE BACK AND BEHIND KANNO!
Deadprez: A WILD SWING IS MADE BY KANNO AS SHE TURNS AROUND TOWARDS KELTON, BUT JON DUCKS UNDER IT, AND ATTEMPTS TO HOOK HER IN THE SPANISH FLY! GOD’S LAST GIFT IS GONNA CONNECT HER- NO! HIKARI THROWS SOME BACK ELBOWS INTO THE SIDE OF KELTON’S HEAD THAT GETS HIM TO LET GO! HIKARI THROWS ANOTHER SHOT TOWARDS THE DAZED KELTON, BUT GETS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFACE!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!!!
Eve: THE ETHER IS LOCKED IN BY JON KELTON, BUT HE ISN’T ABLE TO REALLY APPLY IT TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITIES THANKS TO THAT SHOULDER, AND HIKARI TAKES ADVANTAGE BY GETTING HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Eve: KELTON PUT A LITTLE EXTRA STANK ON IT BY HOLDING IT IN LONGER, AS THE REFEREE IS PULLING HIM OFF AND AWAY FROM THE DOWNED HIKARI! KELTON BYPASSES THE REFEREE AND GOES BACK OVER TO HIKARI, BUT HE GETS GRABBED BY THE WAISTBAND OF HIS TRUNKS FOR LEVERAGE AND PULLED INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Deadprez: KELTON IS TRYING TO GET SOME WINDS BACK IN HIS SAILS AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND INTO SCHOOL GIRL ROLL UP! AND WAIT, HIKARI HAS THE TIGHTS! THE REF DOESN’T SEE BUT HIKARI HAS THE TIGHTS!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER…HIKARI KANNO!!
(‘Dream In Drive’ by The Oral Cigarettes plays once more and Hikari quickly rolls out of the ring after noticing Londyn storming in it with the chair as Miku meets her up on the ramp in celebration.)
Gavin Kirkland: SHE DID IT!! :blessed:
Eve: I hate to see a match like that end the way it did, but nonetheless, in the record books, Hikari Kanno has a W in her win column.
(A disappointed Kelton is seen, clasping at his shoulder in the corner, as Londyn Zelaya crouches down next to him, disappointed as well.)
Londyn Zelaya: (off-mic) They cheated, they’re the current Tag Team Champions and they cheated. You know why? Because she knew she couldn’t beat you clean, don’t let that loss affect you. You’re still on the rise around here.
(Kelton is helped up by Londyn and both competitors begin working their way to the back as the camera fades to black.)
( Commercial cuts to Xander Payne helping his niece out at the DMV. Get your driver’s license today. )
(The camera fades to the backstage area. A smiling Kyra Phillips is seen, holding up her microphone, it has been a great Under Siege so far as she addresses the EAW Universe….)
Kyra Phillips: It has been an exciting night so far here at Under Siege, and one woman who can be blamed for Bronson Daniels not being here tonight competing is none other than my guest at this time, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor.
(Kensingten walks in wearing a black halter top, red skirt and traditional heels, her long blonde hair is in a half ponytail, all smiles.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: It’s more exciting because I am here. Oh Looooorrrrrrd, hear me out, I don’t know who dressed you honey, but after the show come see me for some advice, I’ll make you look like a lady worth something.
Kyra Phillips: Uh… okay. Kensingten, Bronson Daniels is injured and unable to compete tonight thanks to the injury on his arm and shoulder, I wanted to get your thoughts…
(Kensingten cuts her off immediately.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Thoughts? Is that why you asked me to come here? Look honeysuckle, some people may think I am all gurgle and no guts but that is furthest from the truth, know what I am saying?
Kyra Phillips: I…. think?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You’re cute and have a lot to learn, I’m gonna take my time with you peaches n’ cream, now listen closely. Do you know what farm animal Bronson Daniels is? Swine…. That’s right pigs, and you know what we do with them porkers right? We let them play in the mud. What Bronson Daniels is? A floating turd with dreads, he has no manners, he even boasts about being a “White Woman Butcher”, what is that? I’ll tell you what it is, that is some Serial Killer talk right there and no way am I gonna stand for that honey. Bronson is dishonest and low, he is on a first name basis with the bottom of the deck, do you understand?
(Kyra nods, that is all she can really do.)
Kyra Phillips: Y… yes.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Why does anyone even cheer for this man? Why would anyone even find him remotely entertaining? The reason he is not here tonight competing is because he couldn’t show me respect. He calls me these absurd names I will not even mention and speak of; I am not a hater; I have a daughter and am a proud mother. I even have dealt with Saudi Prince’s to save Lisa Wren, but what I will NOT stand for is disrespect. Me on the other hand? I’m brave and honest. I’m as brave as the first person to ever eat an oyster, I’d charge into the devil’s playground with a bucket of ice water, honey!
(The beautiful Kensingten brushes her hair back some, smiling into the camera.)
Kyra Phillips: So you feel he deserved this?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Deserved it? Bet it on Granny Gertrude’s Lemon Meringue he did! Kyra, Bronson is lucky that is all he got. I actually showed him mercy, he was so lucky sugarplum that he could sit on the fence and the birds would feed him. I did him a favor, and now he can have the night off, watch the rest of the Elitists that are all better than him, he could probably learn something considering he’s so stupid if a duck has his brains, he will fly north for the winter and…
(Suddenly Bronson Daniels comes into the camera display, Kensingten annoyingly turns around to face him, his arm in a sling wearing a powder blue shirt and jeans, Kyra moves over to him holding the mic.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You didn’t learn from the last time you decided to interrupt my interview time I see. You’re about as welcomed here right now as a porcupine in a nudist colony so why don’t you turn around and walk on outta here.
Bronson Daniels: Whoa… whoa. Easy there Kensi, I didn’t come here to ruffle any feathers, I am not here to fight, obviously I can’t right now with my arm in a sling. I was listening to what you were saying in the back, all that shit you talking, and well I felt like I needed to make my presence felt on this FPV considering I can’t compete here tonight.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Well, ain’t that cute, well mosey on along now, you made your fifteen second appearance which is fourteen too many, and let me finish what I was saying without you here, besides, you smell like you wanna be left alone, so get on stepping now.
(Bronson starts to chuckle a little, before he gets right up to Kensingten’s face much to her disgust, Kyra Phillips backs away a little.)
Bronson Daniels: I can’t compete and am not medically clear tonight, but I will be at the next Showdown, so I will see you Miss. Kensingten.
(Now it’s Kensingten’s turn to giggle a little…)
Kensingten: Hehehehehehehehehehe…. Aren’t you just sweet talking the water out of a well. See, Bronson, whether it was tonight, next week or next month it’s not really gonna matter, sugar plum, I’m still gonna beat your behind. I called you swine earlier, wanna know the difference between a pig and a hog?
Bronson Daniels: I could care less but I am sure you’re gonna tell me anyway.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I am. See, hogs? They get fat but pigs? They get slaughtered.
(Kensingten quickly goes for the Southern Swag Shot but Bronson ducks, she stumbles and turns back right into the Trouble In Paradise Roundhouse Kick knocking Kensingten out of her heels and on the floor, she lies there slowly stirring, staring up at the lights as Bronson looks down at her.)
Bronson Daniels: Nice try…. See you at Showdown.
(He starts to walk away as Kyra Phillips looks on a bit shocked, she then turns to Kensingten who is staring up, slowly holding the side of her face, more upset that she is lying on that cold dirty floor than anything ruining that beautiful skirt she bought at TJ Maxx.)
( Camera pans to the ring where we see Gina Romano standing in the center with a microphone in hand )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, RESIDING IN LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY POUNDS…HE IS…. MR. MAIN EVENT…. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAANNNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLOOOOOOOOSSIIIII!!!!
(‘ Firestorm A ‘ by Herman’s Langschwert, Wolfgang Killian ) plays as Ronan Malosi makes his way out of the guerilla position with a confident grin on his face as he makes his way down the ramp into the ring as the crowd boos upon his arrival.)
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi as of late has been the definition of a man on a mission. Ever since winning the right to challenge Justin Windgate for the InterWire Championship a few short weeks ago.
Eve: Could tonight be the night Ronan Malosi puts his doubters and detractors to rest?
Gavin Kirkland: If you ask me personally. I’d say no. But the promise of having a happy ending tonight with Alissa Brady is more than enough motivation for Ronan Malosi to pull it together and get the job done!
( ‘Fire Storm A’ by Herman’s Langschwert, Wolfgang Killian fades as ‘ Smoke and Drive’ by Machine Gun Kelly hits as Justin Windgate makes his way down the ramp with the Interwire Championship strapped around his waist and a confident focused look on his face as he enters the ring where the socially distanced crowd cheers upon his arrival )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS…. HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…… JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDGAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Ever since winning the Interwire Championship, Justin Windgate has been on an absolute tear, putting together win after win, but tonight he faces his most challenging task yet- a motivated Ronan Malosi.
Eve: Ronan Malosi attacked Justin Windgate shortly after his Interwire Championship defense against Ryan Wilson, if you watched ShowDown last week, you’d see Ronan Malosi thought he had permanently shelved Justin Windgate, but it’s going to take a lot more than that to take the Xtreme Classic out. But one has to wonder how Justin Windgate’s ribs are tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: As if you’d know anything about taking men out :roman:…pfft… Anyway, the biggest question here tonight is if Justin Windgate is truly 100% after Ronan Malosi’s attack.
(The referee raises the Interwire Championship in the air after displaying the belt to both competitors before handing it off to the bell keeper and calling for the bell.)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi. Justin Windgate. BIG FIGHT FEEL here tonight.
Eve: Ronan Malosi and Justin Windgate are circling one another, both men looking for an opening but nothing has become available for either one as they approach the center of the ring. Justin Windgate extends his arm out to Malosi who in return does the same!
Gavin Kirkland: I really hope Justin Windgate isn’t looking to engage in a test of strength with Ronan Malosi, the guys got nearly sixty pounds on him :wow:
Deadprez: Windgate and Malosi lock hands as Windgate takes initiative and uses his free arm to grab Ronan Malosi and places him in a headlock, before flipping his weight and slamming Ronan Malosi on the mat! Justin Windgate goes for a quick pin!
ONE!
Eve: But Ronan Malosi gets the shoulder up! Justin Windgate still has Ronan Malosi in that headlock. And it’s smart, cutting off the blood flow to the brain, Justin Windgate has Ronan Malosi right where he wants him— wait!
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi throws a desperation punch to the abdomen of Justin Windgate, and the InterWire Champion is obviously in pain! He’s still feeling the effects of that previous attack by Ronan Malosi, and we all questioned whether or not he’d be 100% here tonight, and I guess we’ve got our answer, as Ronan Malosi sends yet another body shot to those injured ribs, forcing Justin Windgate to release his headlock as Ronan Malosi makes it back to his feet!
Deadprez: Justin Windgate is still tending to the pain in his ribs, he has no idea that Ronan Malosi is even up–as Ronan Malosi rushes towards the downed Justin Windgate and practically knocks his head off with a vicious BOOT TO THE SKULL!!! Justin Windgate came into this match with injuries and Ronan Malosi’s going to make sure he leaves with more, as he mounts the Interwire Champion and starts dropping bombs! Left and Right are being fired from Ronan Malosi and each and every single blow is weakening Justin Windgate who has to be losing his will to compete by the second!
Eve: Ronan Malosi stops his onslaught of punches and instead focuses his attention on the injured ribs of Justin Windgate. KICKING AND STOMPING AWAY AT THE CHAMPION, as Justin Windgate can’t do much but scream in pain!
Gavin Kirkland: I never thought I’d say this but, what Ronan Malosi is doing is very smart. He’s methodically picking apart the champion and imposing his will! If Ronan Malosi can keep this up he’s leaving tonight with the Interwire Championship around his waist!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi picks Justin Windgate back up onto his feet, and you can see the torso and abdomen of Justin Windgate are just turning so a solid red, as Ronan Malosi whips Justin Windgate into the ropes, Justin bounces off and RONAN MALOSI SENDS JUSTIN WINDGATE OVER HIS BAC- WAIT NO… JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGES TO GRAB THE NECK OF RONAN MALOSI AT THE LAST MOMENT— DROPPING HIS CHALLENGER WITH A QUICK NECKBREAKER!
Eve: Despite all the pain Justin Windgate must be feeling here today, he is still finding a way to continue on and fight! As he approaches the downed Ronan Malosi and FLOORS HIM WITH A BASEMENT SUPERKICK! That superkick landed straight to the jaw of Ronan Malosi as Justin Windgate once again goes for the pin!
ONE!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: No surprise there really, Ronan Malosi managed to kick out before the two count. This guy must really want that “happy ending” with Alissa Brady. Couldn’t be me..she smells too much like blooming onions for me to even go near her, but hey to each their own I guess :wow: .
Deadprez: Justin Windgate has to figure out how to get some offense going! Ronan Malosi still hasn’t made it back to his feet yet- he’s still down on a knee, and Justin sees that as he bounces off the rope and connects with a nice running enzuigiri to the skull of Ronan Malosi who just absolutely shatters!
Eve: Justin Windgate isn’t able to perform a plethora of moves he normally uses but he’s trying everything he can to even the playing field, but I don’t think these kicks are going to be enough to take down Ronan Malosi! And maybe Justin realizes that himself, as he begins climbing up the turnbuckle!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin Windgate is gingerly making his ascent to the top, but you can definitely see in his face that he is in ABSOLUTE pain. But nonetheless Justin Windgates on the top rope and—
DeadPrez: BUT RONAN MALOSI CUTS HIM OFF AT THE LAST SECOND– WRAPPING AROUND THE TORSO OF JUSTIN WINDGATE AND SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT CONNECTING WITH A BELLY TO BELLY!!! Ronan Malosi goes for the pin now!! This could be it!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THR—-
Eve: NO- JUSTIN WINDGATE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Ronan Malosi is going to have to hit Justin Windgate with a tank to keep him down here tonight folks. And knowing Ronan, he really just might do it– as he picks the Interwire Champion up onto his shoulders and runs forward driving Justin Windgate into the mat with a running powerslam!
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi doesn’t stop there as he picks Justin Windgate up once more in the suplex position– Ronan Malosi is just walking around with Justin Windgate in that position, allowing all the blood to rush to the brain!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi approaches the ropes and RELEASES JUSTIN WINDGATE ON THEM… FOLDING THE CHAMPION UP! Ronan Malosi just dropped Justin Windgate stomach first on the ropes, sending the champion crashing to the outside!
Eve: Justin Windgate is laid out on the arena floor.. AND LOOK AT RONAN MALOSI! RONAN MALOSI IS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE…THIS IS UNCHARTED TERRITORY FOR HIM, BUT IT’S LOOKING LIKE HE’S TRYING TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS TO BEAT THE VETERAN CHAMPION…HE’S BEGGING FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE TO GET UP AND ON HIS FEET– AND WINDGATE DOES…RONAN LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE–DIVING CROSSBODY!!! DIVING CROSSBODY CONNECTS ON JUSTIN WINDGAT—
Gavin Kirkland: NO! JUSTIN WINDGATE SIDESTEPS AND PUSHES THE CAMERAMAN IN HIS PLACE! RONAN MALOSI JUST INADVERTENTLY LAUNCHED HIMSELF INTO THE CAMERAMAN AND OUR ARENA FLOOR HERE TONIGHT!
Deadprez: Quick thinking by the veteran Justin Windgate! Justin pulls Ronan Malosi back onto his feet as we hear the referee begin his ten count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Eve: Justin Windgate whips Ronan Malosi into the ring steps, and it sounds like a car crash as Ronan Malosi knocks the steel steps out of place!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin Windgate slides in and out of the ring to break the referee’s count, before making his way over to Ronan Malosi who’s laid out across the bottom steps. Justin Windgate repositions Ronan Malosi before climbing back onto the ring apron– what the hell is Justin Windgate planning to do!?
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI IS MOTIONLESS ACROSS THOSE STEPS AS JUSTIN WINDGATE SPRINTS AND DIVES OFF THE APRON—RUNNING DIVING SENTON! THE SENTON CONNECTS ONTO THE BODY OF RONAN MALOSI WHO JUST WRITHE IN PAIN!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!!
Eve: I think that move took a lot out of both men, as even Justin Windgate hasn’t made it up to his feet yet! This match could end in a double count-out, which works in the favor of Justin Windgate as then, the title would not change hands!
FIVE!!!
SIX!!!
SEVEN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin Windgate is up to a knee now! Everyone knows he’s not the type of champion to take the easy way out! Justin is scratching and clawing to make his way up the apron and back into the ring!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!!
Eve: He isn’t going to make it..
TEN!!
..
…
Gavin Kirkland: .. HOW IN THE HELL DID JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGE TO DO THAT?!! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS ADRENALINE OF JUST SHEER LUCK BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DESPERATELY ROLLS IN AND OUT OF THE RING DISRUPTING THE REFEREE’S 10 COUNT! Justin Windgate barely, and I mean, just barely beat the 10 count, and now he has to go get the practically lifeless body of Ronan Malosi and bring him into the ring!
Deadprez: And don’t forget, all while nursing potentially fractured and or broken ribs, but nonetheless, Justin Windgate grabs Ronan Malosi by his vest, just trying to find a way to get his challenger back into the ring so he can go for the pin! But Justin Windgate just cannot get the 280 pound Ronan Malosi back up into the ring— WAIT A MINUTE RONAN MALOSI…WITH A LOW BLOW AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE! RONAN MALOSI LOWBLOW’S JUSTIN WINDGATE AND TOSSES THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION INTO THE RING! RONAN MALOSI SLIDES IN THE RING AND GOES FOR THE PIN! HE’S GOING TO STEAL ONE! HE’S GOING TO STEAL A VICTORY! IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT!
ONE!!
TWO!!!!!!!
THREE—-
Eve: KICK OUT FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE! And Ronan Malosi absolutely cannot believe his eyes, as he mounts the Interwire Champion, once more, this time sending elbows into the face and temple of Justin Windgate– BUT SOMEHOW JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGES TO WRAP HIS LEGS AROUND THE TORSO OF RONAN MALOS AND HE HAS HIM LOCKED IN A CHOKE HOLD!! THE NECKTIE CHOKE HOLD IS LOCKED IN AND RONAN MALOSI IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MALOSI IS TRAPPED RIGHT NOW, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS GOT THAT CHOKEHOLD IN LOCKED TIGHT! RONAN MALOSI IS FADING! HE’S GOT TO TAP OR HE’S GOING TO PASS OUT, EITHER WAY, HE’S LEAVING TONIGHT AS A LOSER!
Deadprez: Justin Windgate has begun torquing on that chokehold, applying more pressure and exuding more energy! Ronan Malosi is scratching, clawing, trying to make it to the ropes but he can’t—RONAN MALOSI HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND HE CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE HE HAS TO SUBMIT AND HE DOES!!! RONAN MALOSI TAPS OUT! RONAN MALOSI TAPS OUT—
Eve: NO HE DOESN’T! INSTEAD, RONAN MALOSI SENDS A HARD RIGHT HAND INTO THE INJURED RIBS OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! FORCING THE CHAMPION TO STALL HIS GRIP– BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE STILL HAS THAT SUBMISSION SEMI- LOCKED IN, BUT LOOK AT RONAN MALOSI, USING EVERY BIT OF HIS POWER TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET WITH JUSTIN WINDGATE STILL CLINGING ONTO HIM– RONAN MALOSI SLAMS JUSTIN WINDGATE BACK FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A MODIFIED POWERBOMB— WAIT NO —JUSTIN WINDGATE SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT AT THE LAST MOMENT AND USES RONAN MALOSI’S OWN MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM PLANTING THE CHALLENGER ON HIS HEAD WITH A SPIKE DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin Windgate once again a step ahead of his competition! Justin Windgate drapes his arm over the chest of Ronan Malosi!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE..
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI KICKS OUT AT 2.9!!! BARELY JUST BARELY KICKING OUT! Now you can see the frustration set on the face of Justin Windgate, doing the best he can while being limited by his injuries, he’s still putting up a valiant effort trying to defend his championship! But he has got to figure out a plan to put Ronan Malosi away!
Eve: Well ‘Prez, I think he may have found it, as Justin Windgate begins ascending up the turnbuckle. Justin measures the downed Ronan Malosi before yet again launching himself off the top— HE’S GOING FOR IT… X-FACTOR!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE — RIGHT ONTO THE KNEES OF RONAN MALOSI WHO WAS LYING IN WAIT! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST LAUNCHED HIMSELF TEN FEET IN THE AIR JUST TO LAND ON THE KNEES OF RONAN MALOSI!!
Gavin Kirkland: I never thought i’d say this but, wow…Ronan Malosi is impressing me here tonight. He’s turning me into a believer! And this moment here might just immortalize Ronan Malosi… Ronan picks Justin Windgate up and pulls him in….DEATH-RO!!! DEATH-RO!!! IT CONNECTS!!! RONAN MALOSI HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
DeadPrez: — SOMEHOW SOMEWAY, JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE DEATHRO!! AND RONAN MALOSI IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! Ronan Malosi just hit Justin Windgate with his best move and it still wasn’t enough to put the champion away! I don’t know what’s going through the mind of Ronan Malosi, but his heart has got to be racing!
Eve: Ronan Malosi makes it back up to his feet and approaches the motionless body of Justin Windgate, before grabbing the champion by the hair up to his feet… Ronan Malosi whips Justin Windgate into the ropes, Windgate bounces off the ropes— DEATH-R… NO JUSTIN WINDGATE SLIPS OUT OF RONAN MALOSI’S GRIP—
Eve: RONAN MALOSI TURNS TO JUSTIN WINDGATE.. CLASSIC ENDING!!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH THE CUTTER!!
Deadprez: But Justin Windgate doesn’t feel he’s done enough damage, as he slowly starts ascending up the turnbuckle for the third time in this match!
Gavin Kirkland: Hopefully the third time’s the charm for Justin Windgate here tonight, because if not he’s really going to regret not going for the pin when he had the chance! Ronan Malosi is down, but he’s stirring! Justin Windgate is absolutely exhausted, he’s tired, he’s been beaten down, but still he’s slowly, gingerly trying to make it to that top turnbuckle so he can put this match away.
Eve: Look though Justin Windgate can barely even stand, how in the world is he supposed to be able to balance himself up there, after the punishment he’s endured throughout this match? I know Justin Windgate is a fighter and all, but every one has a limit, and I can’t help but wonder if Justin has pushed through his own tonight!
Deadprez: Justin Windgate has finally made it to the top turnbuckle- BUT LOOK IT’S RONAN MALOSI— RONAN MALOSI KNOCKS JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF BALANCE AND JUSTIN WINDGATE HAD NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN! JUSTIN WINDGATE LANDED JEWELS FIRST ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT IS PURE STEEL HOLDING THAT PART OF THE RING TOGETHER, THAT DEFINITELY DID NOT FEEL GOOD!
Eve: BUT LOOK RONAN MALOSI ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME AND NOW HE STARTS ASCENDING TO THE TOP ROPE, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS AT THE MERCY OF RONAN MALOSI HERE! RONAN PULLS JUSTIN WINDGATE UP TO HIS FEET! BOTH MEN TEETER-TOTTERING ON ABOVE THE RING, AND RONAN MALOSI EVER THE OPPORTUNIST PULLS JUSTIN WINDGATE IN!!!
Deadprez: DEATH-RO OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! DID HE GET IT?! DID HE GET IT?!
Eve: YES HE DOES!!! THE AVALANCHE DEATH-RO CONNECTS AND RONAN MALOSI CRAWLS TO MAKE THE PIN DRAPING HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF JUSTIN WINDGATE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSIIIIII!!!!!!
( ‘ Firestorm A ‘ by Herman’s Langschwert, Wolfgang Killian ‘ as Ronan Malosi is shown still on the canvas where he’s handed the Interwire Championship and has his hand raised in victory, before we see a grin creep across his face as the socially distanced crowd boos.)
Deadprez: WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY RONAN MALOSI HERE TONIGHT! This young man walked into this arena with one goal in mind, and that was to walk out as Interwire Champion and that’s exactly what he did!
Eve: Ronan Malosi took Justin Windgate to his absolute limit here tonight and truly, one has to speculate if Justin Windgate was 100% coming into this match, would the end result be different? We may never know, but for now, congratulations to the new Interwire Champion Ronan Malosi!
(Ronan Malosi finally makes it back up to his feet and holds the Interwire Championship high in the air, as the crowd boos.)
Gavin Kirkland: I said it a few minutes ago, Ronan Malosi was turning me into a believer, and he’s finally made it to the top of the mountain. Winning his first championship in EAW, and only time will tell what kind of champion he’ll be— wait a minute..
(Ronan Malosi throws the Interwire Championship down before turning his attention over to Justin Windgate who’s receiving medical attention.)
DeadPrez: No Ronan…don’t do it! Don’t do it Ronan…
( Ronan Malosi clears the medical personnel and picks the injured Justin Windgate up to his feet once more and pulls him in…connecting with a third Death-Ro… that immediately invokes a fury of boo’s from the socially distanced crowd in the Amway Center.)
(Ronan Malosi grabs the Interwire Championship off the canvas and makes his way to the back with a grin on his face as ‘Fire Storm A’ by Herman’s Langschwert, Wolfgang Killian hits.)
(The camera shows Justin Windgate being loaded onto a stretcher by medical personnel before panning to commercial.)
( Commercial for EAW x Fortnite collaboration, where we see Elitists like Strawberry Steve, Woogieman and even Bronson Daniels: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726195552651444285/825425242594738187/unknown.png )
(The scene opens into Alissa Brady’s workspace.)
(The sound of screaming can be heard as Alissa gives a small smile. The voice is familiar.)
???: I AM THE CHAMPION! I AM THE CHAMPION!!! :singing:
Alissa Brady: Congratulations Ronan.
(Ronan holds the Interwire title up and continuously looks at it, not believing he’s really the champion. He gives a flirtatious smile at her.)
Ronan Malosi: You only date winners right? Well, I’m gonna treat you to an amazing dinner tonight. :mjlit:
Alissa Brady: I have my own Applebee’s discount…buddy.
Ronan Malosi: Hold up…”buddy”?! :comeagain:
Alissa Brady: I only said I would date you to fire you up,and now look at you, you’re a champion in the best wrestling company in the world.
Ronan Malosi: BUT…BUT–
Alissa Brady: Things would never work. I can be somebody who fires you up, but that’s it. We work in two fields, we gotta be professional.
Ronan Malosi: I did everything you said tho. :kyrie:
Alissa Brady: YOU’RE THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
Ronan Malosi: You’re damn right. I’m done chasing you, because the champ gets all the ladies. I’m done with you. Nobody believed in me to be the Interwire Champion. I went from being pissed on by a fucking dog, to having my name go down in history of this championship’s lineage. I have a lot of people to make proud, and a lot of people to prove wrong once more. I WILL be the Interwire Champion going into the next season and beyond.
(Alissa twirls her hair.)
Ronan Malosi: It’s not a hot take anymore. Ronan Malosi is the real deal, and it’s time people start fucking paying attention to me.
(Alissa smiles.)
Ronan Malosi: Later hoe. The champ has places to be..
(Ronan turns around and grabs the doorknob to leave with the title draped across his shoulder, before he’s stopped.)
(Alissa turns Ronan around and kisses him.)
(Ronan can’t believe what is happening, as Alissa pulls away with a smile.)
Alissa Brady: If you had this attitude rather than your goofy self all last summer til now, I woulda caved. Congratulations Ronan, you’re the Interwire Champion, and you’re with me. How does it feel?
Ronan Malosi: :krabs:!!!!!!!
Alissa Brady: I’m feeling kinda hot. We should go out and celebrate your win.
Ronan Malosi: Onl–On–Only the best for the champ. :krabs:
(Alissa smiles.)
(Ronan doesn’t know what to say, it’s likely this is the first time a girl is attracted to him in any way.)
Ronan Malosi: I…..I’LL MEET WITH YOU LATER!
(Alissa goes back to sitting at her desk with her cheeks blushing.)
(We return to the ring with Gina Romano ready to serve as the ring announcer to another match.)
(“I am King” by ONE OK ROCK plays through the speakers as Xavier Williams walks out as he surveys the crowd. He has a focused look on his face. Obviously, he knows what is on the line going into this match, so it’s a must-win situation for him.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A JOB VERSUS CAREER MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM PENSACOLA, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN 220 POUNDS… ‘THE BEST… IN THE WORLD’…XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s do or die time for that man, Xavier Williams. At King of Elite, it was found out that Ryan Wilson was the man who took out Xavier Williams and cost him about four months of his career. Now, he is looking to get revenge on him tonight. A way to do that is by making sure that Ryan Wilson is out of power.
Eve: Xavier Williams is a wonderful wrestler who has accomplished things that most wrestlers would dream to accomplish. His career ending tonight would be a tragic thing to watch. If his career were to end, it would be under his terms and not anyone else’s.
Deadprez: Xavier Williams is the ‘Best in the World,’ Eve. If there is a match where he needs to compete like the best in the world, it has to be this match.
(“The Only Thing They Fear Is You” by Mick Gordon replaces “I Am King” as Ryan Wilson comes out. Just like Xavier Williams, Ryan knows what is on the line as well. He needs to do the unthinkable and defeat Xavier tonight to keep his job as General Manager of Showdown.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC…CANADA…WEIGHING IN 220 POUNDS…HE IS THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN…RYAN WILSON!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: About a year ago, this man here found himself in a position of power thanks to the Chairman of the Board, Mr. DEDEDE. Ever since, it’s been a rollercoaster for the Showdown brand. Ryan Wilson has gained himself allies and enemies. He has done whatever he could to push his vision for the brand.
Eve: What is that vision exactly? It was something that Xavier Williams asked her earlier in the week, but whatever it is or was, it seems like Ryan Wilson lost it along the way. He’s found himself in a position where people do not want to see him remain as Showdown General Manager. There’s people in that locker room that want change.
(The camera pans to the Showdown roster, who is watching this match from the longue. All of them are focused on the flat screen television, wondering what the fate of Showdown is going to be.)
Deadprez: I feel like the rest of the roster backstage who are looking to see how this match goes down. Is Xavier Williams going to get the job done? Is Ryan Wilson going down as the man that ended the career of ‘The Best in the World?’ We’re going to figure that out…RIGHT NOW!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: This is one of the match ups that we’ve been waiting for all week — Ryan Wilson versus Xavier Williams. Job versus Career. There’s a ton in stake going into this match. Xavier wins and Ryan Wilson is out of the job. Ryan wins and Xavier’s career ends here tonight. I can’t imagine what must be running in the mind of these two men?
Eve: This is a must win match for both of these men. I can’t imagine any of them being in the position to lose.
Deadprez: That’s the fucked up thing, Gavin. One of them has to lose this match, but I have no idea who it’s gonna be. I am never the one to question the talent of Xavier Williams, ‘The Best in the World,’ but at the same time, we know how much Ryan Wilson LOVES being General Manager.
(Xavier Williams rises up to his feet as he sits at the corner of the ring. He meets Ryan Wilson in the middle of the ring. The two men stare each other down. Obviously, they know what’s on the line. Anything less than perfect for them could mean the difference between victory and defeat for them. Both of them want to win this match and continue their tenures on this brand. Ryan would love nothing more than to continue his run as General Manager. Xavier wants to remain on this brand and continue to show people that he is truly ‘The Best in the World.’ It’s a ton of pressure between these two men, but we’ll see how they handle it.)
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Xavier Williams and Ryan Wilson are looking for a collar-and-elbow tie up. The two men are looking to push the other against the set of ropes as it seems like Xavier slowly begins to back Ryan against the ropes as the referee begins his count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, XAVIER!
Eve: The Hall of Famer slowly begins to back away with his hands up where the referee can see them. Slowly, we see Ryan Wilson straighten himself up before going for another lock up with Xavier Williams! The difference this time as that we see the General Manager with a bit more fight in him as the two of them are battling and trying to get the other one to back against the corners, but eventually, Xavier manages to get Ryan back against the corners before shushing the crowd as they instantly quiet down as Xavier connects with a palm strike to the chest of Ryan Wilson!
Deadprez: By the look on Ryan Wilson’s face, that palm strike wasn’t pleasant, but Xavier Williams grabs Ryan Wilson by his wrist, looking to whip him to the set of ropes across from them, but mid-way, Ryan counters as Xavier is thrown into the set of ropes, but Xavier rebounds from the ropes as Ryan charges with Xavier with a clothesline, BUT XAVIER DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THEM — ‘ASHES OF THE PHOENIX’ — THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER, BUT RYAN LIFTS XAVIER UP ON HIS FEET AND OVER HIS HEAD, PREVENTING THE MOVE FROM BEING EXECUTED! XAVIER LANDS ON HIS FEET AS RYAN TURNS HIMSELF AROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier Williams connects with a superkick, taking the General Manager down to his knees! Xavier follows that with the ‘King’s Fall,’ the kneeling superkick on Ryan Wilson as Xavier goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWW —
Eve: Ryan Wilson gets a shoulder up! Xavier Williams gets Ryan up to his feet before pushing him back against the ropes! Xavier charges towards him, connecting with a hesitation dropkick as Ryan falls forward, but Xavier hooks him by one of his arms and takes him down with a hip toss! Xavier jumps in front of Ryan before going for a roundhouse kick, BUT RYAN MANAGES TO DUCK THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND NAILS A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF XAVIER’S KNEE, TAKING THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION DOWN! NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE RYAN WILSON IS GETTING SOMEWHERE AS HE RISES BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE BEGINS TO THROW SOME PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF XAVIER BEFORE GETTING HIM BACK TO HIS FEET!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson gets Xavier Williams and throws him head first to the corner as Xavier turns himself around, but Ryan begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps to the ribs of ‘The Best in the World’ as that makes Xavier slide down into a seated position! That’s when Ryan presses his boot on the face of Xavier! It seems like the referee is going to begin another count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF HIM, RYAN!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like the referee is going to be VERY forceful of the rules going into the match! He knows what is in the line going into this match and he wants to make sure that things end as squeaky clean as possible! Ryan Wilson gets his foot off of Xavier Williams as Ryan gets a brief lecture from the referee on the rules. Meanwhile, Xavier is trying to get himself to his feet, but Ryan rushes towards Xavier, nailing him with a knee strike to the face as that takes Xavier down again! Ryan begins to stomp on Xavier, but before the referee can call him out again! Ryan gets Xavier by his wrist before whipping him to the opposite corner! Xavier crashes onto the opposite corner as Ryan charges towards him with that harsh big boot of his!
Eve: But, Xavier Williams ducks out of the way at the last second as Ryan Wilson gets his right foot stuck on the top rope! Xavier uses the mistake from the General Manager to connect with ‘End of Heartache,’ a reverse bulldog as the back of Ryan’s head/neck feels the impact of that reverse bulldog! Xavier gets Ryan’s arm, bends it back before stomping on the arm! Ryan clutches his arm as he’s muttering in pain! He is trying to do whatever he can to hide the pain, but Xavier gets Ryan’s arm before bending it back over his head and stomping on it again! Ryan wiggles like a fish as he clutches his arm, but is he smiling? Is Ryan Wilson smiling?
Deadprez: Didn’t he refer to himself as a slut for pain over a year ago?
Gavin Kirkland: Indeed he did, but Xavier Williams is also someone who is known to push his body past the limit. He doesn’t strike me as someone who is going to go down with the simplest moves possible. Xavier is someone who has always had this mindset that forced him to dig deeper within himself than he believes that he is capable of it. It’s one of the things that has made him ‘The Best in the World.’ He believes that there’s not many people that can match him on his best day.
Eve: Ryan Wilson has always been someone who has always pushed the intensity times ten when necessary. We saw how he performed in Hardcore matches all last season. We saw how he is someone who is always pushing himself against some of the best on Showdown. He thrives going off against some of the best talent on this brand. He always loves using it as an opportunity to showcase himself. He will rely on any sort of tactics to achieve victory and it’s terrifying to think knowing what is on the line with this match!
(Xavier Williams sees the smile on Ryan Wilson’s face with a straight face. Xavier lowers himself down to Ryan’s level.)
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) Is that all you got, ‘Best in the World?’
Xavier Williams: (off-mic) I’m just getting warmed up here, pal. :mjgrin:
Deadprez: Xavier Williams with a giant elbow shot to the skull of Ryan Wilson! This takes Ryan to his back as Xavier continues to throw elbow shots to the skull of the Showdown General Manager! Xavier gets Ryan up to his feet before pulling him closer and throwing a punch to Ryan! Xavier throws another punch to Ryan! Another stiff punch from the Hall of Famer as Ryan begins to back himself against the horizontal set of ropes! XAVIER GETS RYAN BY HIS WRIST BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS THE SET OF ROPES ACROSS FROM HIM! RYAN REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AS XAVIER TAKES RYAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! RYAN SPINS AROUND LIKE A FUCKING TOP AS XAVIER GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson kicks out! Xavier Williams begins to apply a headlock on Ryan! Xavier slowly gets himself to one knee while maintaining the headlock on Ryan! But, it seems like Ryan is trying to shove Xavier to the side, but Xavier releases the hold as he rebounds off the ropes! Ryan tries to come at Xavier with a clothesline, but Xavier ducks the clothesline while getting his arms around the waist of Ryan and connecting with a German suplex, but Ryan lands on his feet as Xavier turns himself around!
Eve: Ryan Wilson runs towards Xavier Williams, nailing him with a dropkick as Xavier finds himself backed against the set of ropes! Ryan follows that up with a roundhouse kick to Xavier as Ryan pulls him closer, connecting with a snap suplex! Ryan gets on top of Xavier before throwing some punches towards his face before getting Xavier by his wrist and up to his feet! Ryan pulls Xavier closer to him and nails him with a punch to his face as that gets Xavier to fall down to one knee! Ryan takes a step back before nailing Xavier with a sliding clothesline! The Hall of Famer is on his back as Ryan Wilson slowly gets himself to his feet! He sees that Xavier is in the perfect position before he runs towards the ropes and connects with a lionsault on Xavier! He goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTT–
Deadprez: Xavier Williams kicks out! Ryan Wilson gets off of Xavier who begins to clutch onto his ribs. Xavier tries to get himself into a crawling position, but Ryan gets to his feet first as he nails ‘The Best in the World’ with a dropkick as Xavier finds himself towards the ropes again! Ryan gets Xavier before getting his neck on the middle rope before going for a rope chokehold! Ryan gets his knees on the back of Xavier Williams as he applies more pressure onto the chokehold! I think that the referee may need to count here!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson releases the rope chokehold as Xavier Williams holds his neck, trying to regain some oxygen back to his lungs! Ryan takes a step back, letting Xavier find himself to his feet, but before Xavier can straighten himself, Ryan goes for a spinning roundhouse kick, but Xavier ducks the roundhouse kick as he manages to pick up Ryan before taking him down with an exploder suplex! Ryan crashes onto his stomach as Xavier takes Ryan back with a sliding forearm smash! The General Manager falls back, but Xavier rises back to his feet as he follows that up with a standing moonsault into a double foot stomp on Ryan!
Eve: That had to look painful, but Xavier Williams is doing what he can to make sure that Ryan Wilson stays down! XAVIER GETS THAT RIGHT ARM THAT HE WAS TARGETING FOR A BIT AROUND THE BEGINNING PARTS OF THE MATCH AS HE BENDS RYAN’S ARM BACK AS XAVIER BEGINS TO PRESS HIS FOOT ONTO THE BENDED ARM OF RYAN WILSON! I cannot imagine what is racing towards Ryan’s mind! This match has been all Xavier at this point, so Ryan is going to need to look for that extra something to turn the tides of this match back into his favor! Xavier releases his boot off the bended back arm of Ryan! Xavier gets Ryan by his arm and moves him towards the bottom rope! Xavier is bending Ryan’s right arm within the ropes as he takes a step back before kicking Ryan’s arm! This causes Ryan’s arm to get away from the ropes! Ryan is clutching that right arm of his as he tries to make it to a vertical base! His eyes never leave Xavier Williams!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is looking intensely to the eyes of the Hall of Famer! Ryan is not going to go down easy! He may be in pain at the moment, but he is still in this match! He is still looking for some sort of way to fight through the pain and try to get the upper hand in this match! Xavier Williams rushes towards Ryan with a running forearm, but Ryan ducks the forearm before taking Xavier and spiking him against the mat! Xavier is holding the back of his head, but Ryan follows that up with a knee drop to the skull of the Hall of Famer! He goes for the cover!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWW–
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier Williams kicks out! Ryan Wilson sits up Xavier before applying a basement headlock on him! Xavier is trying to work his way up to his feet, but Ryan is trying to keep the Hall of Famer down as he continues to wrench in the basement headlock! Xavier is struggling to pull himself out of the headlock, but he is showing some signs of getting up, which is panicking the General Manager! Xavier is finding his way back to his feet, but Ryan manages to wrap his legs over the waist of the former World Champion before going for an abdominal stretch! Xavier is trying to remain as calm as possible as he looks for a way out of the move!
Eve: XAVIER WILLIAMS MANAGES TO PIN RYAN WILSON’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!!!!
Deadprez: Before the referee can get in position for the count, Ryan Wilson gets his shoulders and it seems like he’s applying a triangle choke on ‘The Best in the World,’ but Xavier gets one of his feet on the bottom rope! Ryan must release the hold!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: That was some interesting transitions from the General Manager. He backs away, giving Xavier some time to get back to his feet! Xavier makes it to his feet for the most part, but Ryan Wilson delivers a basement dropkick to the left leg out Xavier Williams! Xavier falls to that left leg as Ryan begins to unload some punches on the Hall of Famer! Ryan gets Xavier by the nape of his neck before spinning himself around and connecting with a back kick! Ryan hoists Xavier up to his feet before following that up with a vertical suplex! Xavier is clutching to his lower back, but Ryan manages to knock him down with a knee strike to the face! Xavier rolls himself to a kneed position as Ryan takes him down with another knee strike, which sends Xavier to his back!
Eve: Ryan Wilson quickly heads to the top rope and it seems like we’re going to see the General Manager going sky high! Ryan is stalking Xavier up to his feet before jumping off the top rope! Tilt-a-whirl headscissors!
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON TRANSITIONS THAT TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TO A CROSSFACE! RYAN HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON XAVIER WILLIAMS! IS RYAN GOING TO GET A SUBMISSION VICTORY OVER THE HALL OF FAMER? OVER ‘THE BEST IN THE WORLD?’
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER WILLIAMS IS TRYING TO RIP THE HANDS OF RYAN WILSON OFF HIS FACE! IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S DIGGING HIS NAILS INTO THE FLESH OF THE GENERAL MANAGER, TRYING TO PRY RYAN’S HANDS OFF HIS FACE!
Eve: Trying? It seems like Xavier Williams is doing that, Gavin! Xavier’s hands are shaky, but he is using his strength to rip Ryan Wilson’s hands apart and away from his face! I cannot believe what Xavier is trying to do, BUT HE SPIKES RYAN’S HAND AGAINST THE MAT! RYAN YELPS IN PAIN AS XAVIER MANAGES TO BREAK HIMSELF FREE FROM THE CROSSFACE! That was pretty impressive from the Hall of Famer, but it seems like he’s continuing the damage of Ryan’s right side! At first, it was his right leg and now, it’s his right hand! Ryan is up to his feet and beats Xavier to the punch as Ryan rushes and connects with a lou thesz press on Xavier! Ryan is using his good left hand to punch Xavier in the face!
Deadprez: Xavier Williams manages to roll himself on top of Ryan Wilson before throwing some punches back at Ryan! XAVIER BEGINS TO JAM THE GENERAL MANAGER WITH SOME STIFF ELBOWS TO THE FACE BEFORE ELBOWING HIM IN THE EYE! XAVIER THROWS ANOTHER ELBOW SHOT TO RYAN’S EYE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! BEFORE XAVIER COULD CONNECT WITH ANOTHER ELBOW SHOT TO THE EYE OF RYAN WILSON, THE REFEREE GETS XAVIER OFF OF RYAN! The referee seems to be lecturing Xavier a bit with the rules and asks him to avoid the eye, but we’ll see if Xavier listens to him as this match continues on!
(Ryan Wilson sits himself up and there, you can see that his right eye is swelling and beginning to bleed. Most likely, Xavier Williams popped a vein in the eye of the General Manager.)
Gavin Kirkland: Oh god, Ryan Wilson is the first one to show some blood into this match! I didn’t think that this would be a pure battle between these two! I would think that the blood is going to fire up Ryan even more and that’s something that Xavier needs to take under consideration! Xavier is gesturing for Ryan to get to his feet! Xavier is asking for Ryan to give his best shot as Ryan tries to get up to his feet! He stands toe-to-toe with Xavier Williams before throwing a forearm to Xavier, but Xavier manages to catch Ryan’s fist before he could connect with the forearm! Xavier gets his other arm and connects with a punch to Ryan’s stomach! That sends Ryan back a bit, but Ryan swings towards Xavier before throwing him with another punch, but Xavier ducks the punch before connecting with a side Russian leg sweep!
Eve: XAVIER WILLIAMS FINDS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AS IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S HEADING FOR THE TOP ROPE! HE SEES THAT RYAN WILSON IS SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO HIS FEET AS XAVIER FROM THE TOP ROPE! MISSILE DROPKICK ON RYAN!
Deadprez: The missile dropkick takes Ryan Wilson down, BUT HE MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AS XAVIER WILLIAMS SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE ROPES AND NAILS ‘ASHES OF THE PHOENIX,’ THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER ON RYAN WILSON! THE MOVE WAS HIT SO POWERFULLY, RYAN HAD TO ROLL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! I THINK THAT IF RYAN HAD REMAINED INSIDE THE RING, XAVIER WOULD HAVE CAPTABLIZED AND WON THE MATCH! Perhaps, this was the smartest thing that Ryan Wilson could have done at the moment! Ryan is trying to recover at ringside! He’s sitting in front of our table, but he’s facing Xavier. Ryan taps his head with his index finger almost like he ‘outsmarted’ Xavier!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT, XAVIER WILLIAMS RUSHES TOWARDS THE GENERAL MANAGER WITH A ‘SASUKE SPECIAL!’ THE CARTWHEEL OVER THE TOP ROPE SUICIDE MOONSAULT! HE LANDS ON RYAN WILSON, BUT XAVIER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS THAT CROWD SEEMS TO BE QUITE PLEASED WITH THAT MOVE FROM ‘THE BEST IN THE WORLD!’ Xavier sarcastically gives a bow to the fans before picking up Ryan to his feet! Xavier gets Ryan by his wrist before whipping him towards the barricade! Ryan manages to catch himself on the barricade as Xavier runs towards Ryan, looking to go for a European uppercut, but Ryan moves out of the way, but Xavier catches himself before he could collide against the barricade! Ryan goes after him, but Xavier nails Ryan with an elbow shot to the face before Xavier gets on the barricade!
Eve: XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A BLOCKBUSTER ON RYAN WILSON!!!! THE GENERAL MANAGER IS TAKEN DOWN!!!!!
Deadprez: IT SEEMS LIKE XAVIER WILLIAMS HURT THE BACK OF HIS NECK WHEN HE CONNECTED WITH THAT BLOCKBUSTER, BUT HE FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! XAVIER GETS RYAN WILSON’S RIGHT ARM BEFORE SPIKING IT AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! Ryan falls back as he’s clutching his hand, but Xavier strategies Ryan up before connecting with an uppercut as that sends the General Manager back! Xavier gets Ryan by his right hand before whipping him towards the hard part of the apron! Xavier follows that up with a hesitation dropkick as Ryan finds himself in a seated position! Xavier gets Ryan’s arm before placing it between the steps! Oh god, is Xavier going to do what I think that he’s going to do? :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS IN THE STEEL STEPS AND CRUSHES RYAN WILSON’S ARM!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Eve: Ryan Wilson gets his arm out at the last second as Xavier Williams is the one who has his left foot stuck in between the steel steps in the ring post! A huge grin forms on the General Manager’s face as —
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON KICKS IN THE STEEL STEPS! XAVIER WILLIAMS’ LEFT LEG IS CRUSHED IN BETWEEN THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: You can see the look of pain in ‘The Best in the World,’ but he’s doing his best not to show it. He can’t show any weakness in a match like this. The referee has been quite flexible with letting the two of these men fight at ringside, but he’s now telling them to take this match inside the ring! Ryan rips the steel steps before getting Xavier Williams and throwing him inside the ring! Ryan slides himself inside the ring as he gets Xavier by his left leg before applying a figure four leglock on him! Xavier finds himself trapped in the middle of the ring as he’s clutching his fist, trying to not submit right here to Ryan Wilson!
Eve: Xavier Williams isn’t going to submit here, Gavin! He knows what’s in stake going into this match! Xavier is trying to clutch for those bottom ropes, but they seem so far away from him at this moment! Xavier is trying to drag his fists across the mat, trying to get to the bottom rope, but Ryan seems to have a good hold of Xavier with the figure four leglock! It seems like Xavier may need to try to reverse the submission hold in order to keep this match going for himself!
Deadprez: Look at this, Eve! Xavier Williams is trying to turn himself around to his stomach! He’s trying to reverse the pain of the figure four leglock and it seems like this is something that Ryan Wilson is not going to be happy about! He is shaking his head as Xavier slowly manages to reverse the pain of the figure four leglock, which makes Ryan drop the submission hold! I don’t think that he can stand the pain! Xavier tries to recover at the corner as Ryan is recovering on the set of ropes across from Xavier! Both men seem to be on noodle legs at this moment! Xavier seems to have it a bit worse as Ryan uses the opening to connect with a helluva kick on Xavier!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER WILLIAMS IS TAKEN TO A SEATED POSITION AS RYAN WILSON GETS XAVIER IN A HEADLOCK BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT HELLUVA KICK WITH A TORNADO DDT! XAVIER IS FLAT ON HIS BACK AND BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS, RYAN IS LOOKING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF! He rises back to his feet as he picks up Xavier to his feet as well! It seems like Ryan is trying to get Xavier in position for the ‘Mic Drop,’ the small package piledriver! He’s trying to lift Xavier up, but Xavier manages to keep his feet planted on the ground! He is not allowing Ryan to pick him off his feet to connect with his finisher!
Eve: Instead, Xavier Williams uses all of his strength to throw Ryan Wilson behind him! The General Manager lands in a seated position as he connects with a superkick to the back of Ryan’s skull! Xavier did a good job with making sure that he uses his right foot instead of his left foot! Ryan is knocked forward, but Xavier gets in front of Ryan before connecting with a ‘King’s Fall,’ a kneeling superkick to Ryan Wilson as he falls to his back! Xavier goes for the cover!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson kicks out! But, it seems like Xavier Williams is trying not to be frustrated about it! INSTEAD, IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S MORE THAN WILLING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH! HE PICKS UP RYAN AND GETS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! ARE WE GOING TO BE SEEING ‘DEATH’S DANCE’ FROM XAVIER? HE HAS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CANADIAN BACKBREAKER RACK, BUT IS HE GOING TO GO FOR THE MODIFIED CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER?!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: NO! Ryan Wilson gets away from Xavier Williams! He knew that if he found himself the victim of that move, it would have been over for him! Xavier turns himself around as —
Eve: ‘CHAOS THEORY’ — THE JUMPING CUTTER ON XAVIER WILLIAMS OUT OF NOWHERE! RYAN WILSON PLANTS XAVIER WITH ‘CHAOS THEORY!’ RYAN ROLLS UP XAVIER!!!!! IS HE GOING TO GET THE BIGGEST VICTORY OF HIS CAREER AND SAVE HIS JOB?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON HAS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!!!! HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT XAVIER WILLIAMS STAYS DOWN FOR GOOD!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
…
…
…
Deadprez: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT!!!!!!! RYAN WILSON CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier Williams kicked out of ‘Chaos Theory’ as Ryan Wilson believed that this was going to be it for Xavier and his career in Elite Answers Wrestling! Ryan is on his knees as he’s looking at Xavier? He has no idea what he needs to do, but Xavier needs to be down and out! He needs to look for a way to end Xavier’s chances of saving his career! Ryan picks up Xavier again and it seems like he’s going for a second ‘Chaos Theory,’ but Xavier slides out of the move before Ryan could connect with the jumping cutter again!
Eve: Xavier Williams falls to his knees as Ryan Wilson turns himself around as he looks to pick up Xavier to his feet! BUT, XAVIER PULLS RYAN CLOSER AS HE RIPCORDS HIM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HOOK KICK! RYAN STUMBLES BACK, BUT XAVIER GETS RYAN BY HIS RIGHT HAND BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TO THE CORNER! Xavier follows that up with an enziguri! Ryan stumbles forward, but Xavier follows that up by hopping over the ropes and springboard himself back inside, connecting with a springboard clothesline! Xavier stalks Ryan up to his feet before —
Deadprez: ‘END OF HEARTACHE’ — THE REVERSE BULLDOG ON RYAN WILSON AS XAVIER WILLIAMS GOES FOR THE COVER! IS XAVIER GOING TO END RYAN’S TENURE AS GENERAL MANAGER?!?!?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRR —
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN WILSON WITH THE KICK OUT! Xavier Williams places his hands on his hips, strategizing his next move before getting himself to his feet! He is stalking Ryan Wilson up to his feet before —
Eve: ‘DIVINITY’ — 720° KICK TO THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON’S HEAD! THAT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT OF RYAN WILSON WHO SLOWLY FALLS DOWN! RYAN FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS XAVIER CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ‘KING’S FALL’ AS RYAN FALLS TO HIS BACK! By the look on the Hall of Famer’s face, it seems like he’s looking to end Ryan Wilson’s tenure as General Manager right now! Are we going to be seeing ‘Death’s Dance’ again?
Deadprez: It seems like Xavier Williams has Ryan Wilson by the legs, but what in the world is Xavier doing?
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Xavier is locking in a figure four leglock! This is the same move that Ryan Wilson had on him earlier in the match, but it seems like it’s inverted! Is this what Xavier Williams calls ‘Oathbreaker?’
Eve: Whatever it’s called, he has Ryan Wilson trapped in the middle of the ring with the modified inverted figure-four leglock! Ryan finds himself in a world of trouble! Ryan is trying to reach for the bottom ropes, but Xavier drops down as he has a good hold of Ryan’s legs, preventing him from moving anywhere! Ryan’s in serious trouble at the moment! He has nowhere to go!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is clutching his fist in pain! It’s a really conflicting situation, but he’s done all he could to say his job? He’s done whatever he can to fight with his entire heart and soul, but I don’t understand how any of these men can keep going after this battle that they’ve been through? Ryan is trying to drag his body through the middle rope, but Xavier really has the move in well! He’s wrenching the move, so that Ryan’s legs feel more pressure! The referee is asking Ryan if he wants to submit, but Ryan is telling him no! Ryan wants to keep this match going!
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier Williams applies more pressure onto the hold as Ryan Wilson begins to yell in pain! He finds himself conflicted on what he should do! It’s either that or pass out to the pain, but you can see the struggle in that man’s face! His entire General Manager position is flashing before his eyes! Everything that he’s tried to make Showdown as a brand is flashing before his eyes! If you’re Ryan Wilson, what would you do?
Eve: I would think about what is going to make me fight for another day, Gavin! That’s the same thing that Ryan should be doing! Put his own safety before anyone else’s! Think about his own wellbeing! If he wants to continue his wrestling career, he needs to think about himself!
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON TAPS OUT SLOWLY! RYAN WILSON TAPS OUT! RYAN WILSON TAPS OUT!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd in the Amway Center EXPLODES as “I Was King” blasts through the speakers. After a moment, Xavier Willaims releases ‘Oathbreaker’ as he lies on the mat, trying to catch his breath.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘The Best in the World’ does it again, Eve and DP! He manages to save his career while ending the General Manager tenure of Ryan Wilson! That man standing victorious in the ring is the reason why Ryan Wilson is out of power!
(The Showdown Roster who witnessed the match are all cheering. Some of them may not get along with Xavier Williams, but they cannot help, but deny what he did and that was them a huge favor by getting Ryan Wilson out of power.)
Eve: I’m in shock. Is Ryan Wilson not really General Manager anymore?
(Ryan Wilson is resting his back against the barricade with a shocked and emotionless look on his face. He is staring across ringside. A complete loss for words about the situation that he’s experiencing at the moment.)
Deadprez: He’s not General Manager anymore, Eve! There’s a ton of people that are happy about that. At the same time, there’s a few people who aren’t going to be happy with Ryan Wilson out of power.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m completely speechless at what just happened, but Xavier Williams did it! Congratulations to Xavier Williams!
( Commercial break to Bronson Daniels in the lounge playing his favourite new game. Get “Call Of Duty Vampires” soon at your local video game store! )
(The scene opens outside of the trainers room, and out steps HRDO. Kyra Phillips was awaiting for somebody to come out.)
Kyra Phillips: Excuse me, is there any word on the condition of Justin Windgate?
HRDO: Well, it was debatable to even let him compete tonight, and now we have our answer that it was the wrong call, because Justin’s rib injuries have only gotten worse. I have demanded doctors not clear Windgate to compete for a minimum of 30 days.
(The crowd boos loudly.)
HRDO: This sucks, but it’s for the best when it comes to Justin’s health. We want him 100% going into Pain For Pride season.
(HRDO leaves, but he holds his finger up as if he forgot to say something.)
HRDO: Also, I wouldn’t be celebrating too much if I were Ronan. That shot Lucas Johnson earned earlier tonight, Ronan’s going to defend against him next week!
(The crowd cheers.)
HRDO: Oh, and these words are from the lips of the new Showdown general manager who will be revealed next week, that the winner of Bronson vs Kensingten on Showdown next week….will go on to Grand Rampage to challenge for the Interwire Championship!
(The crowd cheers once more at the sound of the announcement.)
HRDO: Enjoy the rest of your night everybody.
(The camera transitions to the commentary desk.)
Eve: Wow! Our new GM is already making strides, and we don’t even know who it is!
Deadprez: Exciting stuff, and we’re not done yet!
(The camera fades to black as a commercial for Wendy’s featuring Xander Payne plays. The order taker asks I’d he would like a single, double, or a triple. Xander answers back “yes.”)
(The camera pans back into the arena as the cage starts to lower down.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. THE FOLLOWING IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLDDDD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“Monster” by Kanye West” echoes throughout the Amway Center as it prompts for Kassidy Heart to appear on the stage. Kassidy Heart steps onto the entranceway and scans the atmosphere before valiantly stomping down towards the steel cage )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 139 pounds…. THE WINNING RECIPIENT OF THE 2021 KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT…. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: King Kass has made quite the journey to get to this point. It has been looking onwards and upwards for her since the new year. She made her way to the very finals of King Of Elite, making history by being the first female finalist, and becoming the first ever female King Of Elite. We are only four months into 2021, and Kassidy Heart has already broken glass ceilings and engraved herself more and more into the record book. However, Kassidy Heart has one more thing left on her agenda and that is to crown herself with EAW Answers World Championship gold.
Eve: King Kass started this year on a high note and she plans on riding the rest of it with the same value. Kass has proven herself to be on the best female elitist to ever grace this company and it is only fitting that she continues this wonderful blockbuster year for her by winning this world championship, but however, what stands ahead is a huge test through Jack Ripley. Jack Ripley has successfully retained his championship against the likes of Bronson Daniels and Harlow Reichert, and he looks to do the same to Kassidy Heart. This is an incredibly unpredictable match and that is what I love about this place. Ripley and Kass are going to tear the roof off this place!
( “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL blasts through the speakers to a huge pop as Jack Ripley jerks the curtain and makes his appearance. He grabs the EAW Answers World Championship and raises it high up in the air before making his way down the ramp. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 202 pounds… HE IS THE REIGNING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…. JAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Deadprez: At Road To Redemption, Ripley realized his childhood dream and became a world champion for the first time ever. Since then, he has proven himself to be a fighting champion, but tonight, he steps into that cage with one of the biggest challenges of his career. Kassidy Heart is going to go down as a damn legend, but Jack Ripley has beaten people of her calibre, and he is confident that he can do so, and the territory he is walking into right now isn’t really unfamiliar for him. However, you cannot underestimate the abilities of King Kass.
Eve: Exactly! Look at the way Kassidy Heart is standing in the ring. She is unfazed and unimpressed by the presence of the champion. She knows how good she is and it is quite hard to overcome someone as confident as her. Jack Ripley has his hands full, but judging from his past, Ripley knows that this mountain isn’t something that’s too big to climb.
Gavin Kirkland: :smirk: https://media.tenor.com/images/7b81530eb82a9026c23e334ec9d89c96/tenor.gif
Eve: ?
Gavin Kirkland: What? You told me to look at her… So, I am.
Eve: …
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: Both competitors are standing across from each other in this hellacious structure as this match is officially underway. Kass and Ripley are opting to not immediately go for each other as they briefly walk around the ring. This is one of the biggest testimonies for Jack Ripley’s championship reign. It is an opportunity to prove himself as world championship material to one of the greatest women to ever step on the canvas. He purged through Bronson Daniels and Harlow Reichert, and now he has King Kass in his crosshairs. Will the Straight Shooter keep shooting for the stars and beyond with hopes that he walks into Grand Rampage, and perhaps Pain For Pride with the EAW Answers World Championship attached to his name? Our majesty doesn’t have any intentions whatsoever on making that happen, so this shall be an interesting main event to see.
Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley can shoot me if he wanted :smirk: :smirk: :smirk:
Eve: Okay. Ripley and Kass now sizing each other up in the center of the ring as they start to lift their hands up. Are they signalling for a collar-and-elbow tie-up. They are looking to start this match old-school, but RIPLEY HAS NO INTENTIONS ON DOING SO!! Ripley places a quick foot to the midsection as it sends Kass reeling into the turnbuckles. Ripley is now chipping away at our highness as Ripley knows that he isn’t going to win this match with old-school normalities. Ripley slams her chest with a knife-edge chop before he grabs the wrist and Irish whips the King into the opposite corner! Kass turns it around and sends Ripley crashing into the turnbuckles instead! KASSIDY FOLLOWS IT UP AND CHARGES INTO THE CHAMPION!! BUT THE CHALLENGER IS STUFFED WITH A SHOOT KICK IN THE CORNER!!
Gavin Kirkland: Yummy feet in the face! Ripley now maneuvers himself up the turnbuckles, he uses the cage to boost himself onto the top rope and HE SPINS AROUND!! Kassidy rolls into the canvas and circumvents the champion. Ripley is able to roll and land on his feet like a cat. The challenger comes off the ropes and floats over the champion! SUNSET FLIP!! Ripley uses the momentum to roll out of her clutch and onto her feet!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!! NO!! KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND SHOVES RIPLEY INTO THE ROPES!! Kassidy gets up to the sight of a jumping Ripley! RIPLEY MOTIONS OVER FOR HIS SIGNATURE JUMPING HURRICANRANA!!
Deadprez: KING KASS LEAPS OUT OF HARM’S WAY AND RIPLEY GOES CRASHING UNPROTECTED INTO THE CANVAS!! Ripley misses the hurricanrana as Kassidy now comes off the ropes. Ripley depends on the ropes to emerge to his feet while Kassidy sprints towards him. Kassidy kicks the midsection and grabs the head!!! THE KING GOES FOR A ROYAL SNAP DDT OF SORTS!! BUT KASSIDY GOES CRASHING ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! Kassidy put a lot of oomph into that ddt, but Ripley hooked his arm into the cage mesh, blocking the ddt attempt and keeping his feet planted onto the canvas. Kassidy grabs the back of her head in pain as Ripley now gets up to his feet! The champion grabs her by the hand and PULLS HER IN FOR A FOREARM SMASH!!! The king is stunned as Ripley now runs into the ropes!
Eve: Kassidy jumps down and Ripley hops over. Ripley comes off the ropes and attempts a leapfrog. KASSIDY CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS HIM ACROSS HER SHOULDERS!! Ripley grabs the head and cradles her down. He doesn’t go for the inside cradle as he maneuvers around and rolls Kassidy over. HE GOES FOR THE ARM WRENCH INSIDE CRADLE!! THE LA MAGISTRAL!! BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO QUICKLY GET OUT OF IT AND GRABS BOTH LEGS!! THE BACK-TO-BELLY PIN!! NO PIN IS ABLE TO BE RECORDED AS RIPLEY ARCHES UPWARDS AND TURNS HER AROUND!! FOR A BACKSLIDE!! NO!! Both have their arms hooked as they try to jockey for the backslide! Both are trying to outmuscle each other before Ripley gets closer towards the ropes and steps for the ropes!! He flips over and pulls her in for a suplex! Kassidy floats over his shoulders and turns him around!! KASSIDY GOES FOR A PUNCH!
Deadprez: WHAT THE!?!? Ripley grabs her arm and intercepts. Ripley hooks her arm as Kassidy tries to escape his grip! Ripley spins her around and GOES FOR THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND TAKES OUT HIS LEGS IN THE PROCESS!! The champion goes crashing face first into the canvas as Kassidy continues on the offense! ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Ripley ducks it and KASSIDY MAKES UP FOR IT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! BUT RIPLEY DUCKS THAT AS WELL AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! KASSIDY REELING INTO THE ROPES NOW AS RIPLEY GRABS HER ONCE AGAIN!! RIPLEY HAS HER UP ON THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND RIPLEY LIFTS HER OVER FOR THE USHIGOROSHI NECKBREA-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MY KING COUNTERS IN MID-AIR WITH AN ARM DRAG!! KASSIDY SENDS RIPLEY OVER ONTO HIS BACK AS SHE QUICKLY EMERGES TO HER FEET!! Kass connects with another arm drag, and with a third!!! Ripley quickly gets up and walks into another arm drag! BUT RIPLEY GRABS HER ARM AND BLOCKS IT!! Ripley blocks the arm drag as he now whips her into the ropes! Kass comes off and Ripley grabs her arms and goes around her waist! Ripley circles around the challenger and SENDS HER FLYING WITH AN ARM DRAG!! Beautiful execution by the champion as Ripley now whips her into the ropes… He goes for another arm drag off the receiving end! But Kassidy runs past him and hits him in the midsection with a kick! Kassidy goes for a yakuza kick! Ripley sidesteps it and goes for a yakuza kick of his own! It connects but KING KASS RESPONDS WITH A SHOOT KICK OF HER OWN!! KASS GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE!
Eve: Kass misses it as Ripley connects with a second yakuza kick to the face! Both competitors are groggy!! Ripley sprints forward, to no avail as Kass sidesteps him. The champion and challenger grab each other at the same time!! AND THEY BOTH WENT FOR THE ARM DRAG!! BOTH COMPETITORS GRAB THEIR ARMS, CAUSING A STALEMATE AS THEY BOTH GO FALLING INTO THE MAT!!! Kass and Ripley have their arms hooked together on the ground as they continue to jockey for position in this match!! RIPLEY SWINGS FORWARD< BUT KASS GRABS HIS ARM AND PUTS HIM INTO THE MICHINOKU ARMBAR!! OH NO!! THE FIRST SUBMISSION OF THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: There is no way that Ripley will be reaching his breaking point this early into this match. He comes prepared as he gets his feet planted and rolls right out of her clutches!! Kassidy looks up to the sight of RIPLEY CHARGING IN FOR A PENALTY KICK!! KASSIDY SAW IT COMING AND GRABS HIS FOOT AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A HEEL HOOK!! BUT RIPLEY IS ABLE TO QUICKLY CRAWL TO THE ROPES! THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK IN THIS MATCH AS RIPLEY NOW USES THE CAGE TO GET HIMSELF FURTHER UPWARDS!! AND HE STARTS STOMPING DOWN ONTO KASSIDY WITH HIS FREE FOOT!! UNIQUE WAY TO GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD AS RIPLEY HAS CREATIVELY USED THE CAGE TO GET OUT OF STICKY SITUATIONS THUS FAR IN THIS MATCH!! Ripley now muscles her into the corner.
Eve: AND HE CONNECTS WITH A NASTY OPEN-HAND CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE KING OF ELITE!! King Kass is currently being peppered with chops before Ripley whips her and SENDS HER CRASHING INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES WITH AUTHORITY!! Kassidy goes back-first into the turnbuckles as Ripley brings her into the center of the ring. Knee to midsection, arm hooked over the shoulder, and he lifts him up for a suplex! BUT KASSIDY GETS THE LEG OVER AND TIES RIPLEY UP INTO THE INSIDE CRADLE!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TW-
Eve: RIPLEY ESCAPES OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT!! Both competitors get up to their feet at the same time! Kassidy goes for a clothesline, but Ripley ducks it and comes off the ropes. Kassidy grabs Ripley off the ropes, but RIPLEY USES HER TO MOVE AROUND INTO THE AIR!! AND TANGLES HER UP IN THE INSIDE CRADLE OFF THE TILT-A-WHIRL!! IT’S RIPLEY’S TURN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: IF ONLY KING KASS COULD CRADLE ME!! BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! KASS GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! BUT RIPLEY SOMEHOW IS ABLE TO LEAP UP AT THE RIGHT TIME AND GET KASSIDY CAUGHT UP IN THE WHEELBARROW INTO THE VICTORY ROLL!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: BUT KASSIDY ESCAPES IN THE NICK OF TIME!! The champion and challenger exchange pinfall variations in this match as they get up to their feet. AND THEY ASYNCHRONOUSLY CONNECT WITH FOREARM SMASHES AT THE SAME TIME!! Both competitors reel into opposite ends of the ring as we are able to see another stalemate in this match. This has been an incredible parley between Jack Ripley and Kassidy Heart and it is more than true that they have done their homework prior to this main event! We are seeing the best of the best lock horns in the closing moments of Under Siege and this is what I love to see!
Deadprez: King Kass continues to prove why she is our majesty while Jack Ripley proves why he is our world champion. KASSIDY NOW CHARGES INTO RIPLEY!! RIPLEY JUMPS IN THE CORNER AND GOES OVER HER SHOULDERS!! HE WHEELS KASSIDY OVER INTO THE CENTER CANVAS AND ROLLS OVER FOR THE KICK!! IT CONNECTS!! RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH THAT KICK AS KASSIDY NOW REELS INTO THE ROPES. Ripley gets up to his feet and continues with the offense!! BUT RIGHT AS HE TURNS AROUND!! KASSIDY EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND TURNS INSIDE OUT WITH A DAMN ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! OH MY GOD!! THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK LITERALLY FOLDED HIM LIKE AN ACCORDION AS KASSIDY MIGHT HAVE JUST MURDERED THE CHAMPION IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH IT!! WHAT A ROUNDHOUSE BY THE KING!
Eve: King Kass has a nasty smirk on her face as she gradually emerges to her feet. Kassidy now focuses on the task at hand and begins to climb the cage!! Kass was the very person who came up with this match being in a steel cage and she is about to use that to her advantage. Kass knows what she got herself into as she starts climbing the cage. There’s a long way to go as Kassidy quickly makes her way up the cage!! Imagine how embarrassing it would be for Ripley to lose his world championship this way!! Kassidy knows that and he is willing to embarrass Jack Ripley after all they’ve gone through this far.
Gavin Kirkland: The cameraman needs to go directly under her and record her going up the cage! Give us the damn views we want!! :noah: :noah: :noah:
Deadprez: HERE COMES JACK RIPLEY!! Ripley resurrects and climbs up the ropes.. Both competitors are jockeying for position on the ropes!!! BUT KASSIDY USES HER HEIGHT DIFFERENTIAL TO START KICKING DOWN AT THE FACE OF RIPLEY!! Ripley is taking these shots to the face as he now falls off the ropes… Kassidy has successfully ridden herself off Ripley as she starts to climb up.. Wait a second.. Kassidy has no intentions on climbing more as she jumps off the cage wall and SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! KASSIDY FLOATS OVER FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAUlT-
Eve: RIPLEY CATCHES HER IN MID-AIR!! AND HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING FOR THE SNAKE EYES INTO THE CAGE!! BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO DESPERATELY ESCAPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX DRIVES RIPLEY ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS KASSIDY NOW GETS UP TO HER FEET AND RUNS THE ROPES!! SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES INTO RIPLEY!! BUT RIPLEY SPINS AROUND AND DECIMATES HER WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! RIPLEY DECIMATES HER AS KASSIDY MIGHT BE DONE FOR THE COUNT!! RIPLEY DOESN’T PIN HER AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB!!! RIPLEY MIGHT WIN THIS!
Deadprez: RIPLEY STARTS TO CLIMB THE ROPES BUT KASSIDY IS QUICKLY UP TO HER FEET!! Ripley kicks her in the face. Kassidy reels into the center of the ring as Ripley is nearly halfway up the cage. Ripley might win this by this way!! BUT KASSIDY GRABS HIS FOOT!! AND HE YANKS ON IT AND SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE CAGE!!!!! BUT AS RIPLEY WAS SENT OFF THE CAGE, HE GRABS KASSIDY’S HEAD AND DRILLS HER WITH A DDT IN MID-AIR!! WHAT A INCREDIBLE WAY TO GET BACK AT THE KING AS RIPLEY START TO CLIMB UP THE ROPES!!! JACK RIPLEY IS BACK CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS KASSIDY IS DOWN-AND-OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Eve: JACK RIPLEY BEGINS TO APPROACH THE ROPES AND CLIMBS IT!! One of the ways to win this match is by escaping the cage and he is about to do that. Ripley is halfway up the cage, but he is stunned as Kassidy nails him in the lower left leg with the roundhouse kick. Kassidy meets him on the top rope as both individuals are both in a precarious position once again! Kassidy grabs his head and SMASHES IT AGAINST THE STEEL CAGE!! RIPLEY GRABS HER HEAD IN RESPONSE AND DRIVES IT INTO THE WALL!! Ripley grabs her head, but Kassidy THROWS HIS HEAD BEFORE HE COULD!! It’s a battle of attrition at this point as Ripley goes for a punch! BUT KASSIDY MISSES AND RIPLEY DRIVES HIS FIST INTO THE STEEL CAGE!! Ripley grabs his hand in pain as Kassidy now springs off the top and GETS THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS IN!! AND SENDS RIPLEY OFF WITH A SUPERRANA!!
Deadprez: THE HEADSCISSORS CRUCIFIX CHOKE HOLD!! OH MY GOD!! RIPLEY MANAGED TO COUNTER THE RANA BY ROLLING INTO THE GROUND AND GETTING THE LOCKED IN!! RIPLEY HAS IT SOMEWHAT PERFECTLY APPLIED AS THIS.. ISN’T THIS BRONSON DANIELS’ SIGNATURE SUBMISSION HOLD!?? RIPLEY IMPLEMENTING MOVES FROM THE ARSENALS OF HIS PAST ADVERSARIES AS KASSIDY DOESN”T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! KING KASS DEFINITELY DIDN’T SEE IT COMING!!! RIPLEY WITH THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE AS KASSIDY IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! KASSIDY IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES, BUT HER ATTEMPTS ARE IN VAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: Surely a symbolic tactic from Ripley as Kassidy surely did not go into this match thinking he would use this move! Kassidy is able to get her foot on the second rope, allowing to kick off it and rolling off the grip applied by Jack Ripley! KASSIDY GOES FOR A KICK!! RIPLEY DUCKS HIS HEAD AND ROLLS KASSIDY UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY!! RIPLEY DOESN’T ELECT FOR THE PIN AS HE INTENDED FOR KASSIDY TO ROLL ONTO HER KNEES!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOOO!!!! SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING KING KAS-
Eve: KASSIDY GRABS HIS FOOT AND TURNS HIM AROUND!! RIPLEY SPINS OFF IT AND HITS AN ENZIGURI KICK!! RIPLEY ENDS UP CONNECTING WITH A KICK OF SORTS!! Heart is swaying side to side, back, and forth as Ripley jumps onto the back of her head!! AND HITS THE INVERTED HURRICANRANA!! RIPLEY SPIKED HER ONTO HER HEAD AS HE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! RIPLEY WITH THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!! DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME!! BUT KASSIDY SIDE STEPS IT AND GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! KASSIDY MOVES AROUND RIPLEY’S BODY AND GRABS THE HIT!! AND HITS STARGAZING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! A TILT-A-WHIRL INVERTED DDT AS KASSIDY HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THIS SHOULD BE IT!! COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! Kassidy almost had it there as he now stumbles into the opposite corner and crouches onto the lowest turnbuckle. Ripley is using the turnbuckles from the opposite end to get up to his feet as Kassidy sizes him up! Kassidy has the champion in her sights!! KING KASS NOW CHARGES THROUGH THE RING AND GETS HER FOOT UP!! SHE CALLS THIS THE RAPTURE! THE RUNNING FOOTWASH CONNECTS ACROSS THE MUSHER OF RIPLEY INTO THE CORNE-
Eve: NO!! RIPLEY DUCKS DOWN AND KASSIDY GETS FOOT CAUGHT UP INTO THE CAGE!! RIPLEY WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AS KASSIDY IS TRYING TO FREE HER FOOT OUT OF THE ENTANGLED MESS!! RIPLEY JUMPS UP ONTO THEIR AIR AND GETS BOTH HIS KNEES PLANTED ONTO THE BACK OF KING KASS!! AND DRILLS THE CHALLENGER WITH A DEVASTATING HANGING DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER!!! KASSIDY SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HER FOOT IS STILL CAUGHT UP IN THE CAGE.. RIPLEY NOW BEGINS TO CLIMB OVER HER AND ASCEND THE CAGE!! If I were Ripley, I would go to the opposite side and escape over there! What is he thinking here??
Gavin Kirkland: Our majesty starts to get her foot on top the top turnbuckle, trying to relieve herself of that pain as she continues to be suspended from the cage wall! Ripley knows this and I don’t think he has any intentions on escaping any time soon! Kassidy starts to bring her foot out of the cage as Ripley realizes this and turns around! Kassidy is still hung upside down and not for long as the EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION LEAPS OFF THE CAGE WALL!! AND HE GETS BOTH KNEES UP INTO THE AIR!! OH MY GOD!! NO! WAY!!
Eve: A DOUBLE KNEE METEORA ONTO THE HANGING KASSIDY HEART!! THE KING OF ELITE WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TREE OF WOE, AND RIPLEY MADE HER PAY WITH THAT DEVASTATING DOUBLE KNEE METEORA INTO THE CANVAS!! OH MY GOD!! DID U SEE THE WAY HEART’S HEAD WENT DRILLING INTO THE CANVAS?!?! RIPLEY GRABBING BOTH KNEES IN PAIN AS THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A WONDERFUL SACRIFICE TO WIN THIS MATCH!! Ripley pulls Kass out of the corner and gets the lateral press!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! Jack Ripley can’t believe it, but he starts to snap out of disbelief because he knows he must do more to get rid of the challenger. Ripley emerges to his feet with menace as he backpedals into the opposite corner. My beautiful King Kass is gingerly getting up from all fours. If only these cages weren’t blocking my sight to see them wonderful thighs :noah:
Eve: You know we have a monitor right?
Deadprez: Shhhh.. Don’t tell him.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, I wired the monitor to my laptop. Why watch wrestling when I can watch something else :mjlit:
Deadprez: :dahell: Ripley is standing on his feet as he poses for the end! RIPLEY IS MOTIONING FOR THE SUPERKICK!! KING KASS IS IN PRIME POSITION TO BE HIT!! RIPLEY SPRINTS OVER FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT KASSIDY WITH A NASTY SLAP TO THE FACE!! KASSIDY POUNDS RIPLEY’S FACE WITH AN OPEN-HAND SLAP AS THAT STUNS THE CHAMPION FOR A SECOND!! RIPLEY STARTS TO SHOW A FACE OF AGGRAVATION AS HE NOW GOES FOR A SLAP OF HIS OWN!! KASSIDY GETS PLOWED BY RIPLEY!
Eve: BUT HEART SAW IT COMING AND COUNTERS THE SLAP INTO THE ARM BAR!! KING KASS ROLLS THE CHAMPION INTO THE GAWD’S GIFT AS IT ISN’T FULLY LOCKED IN!! RIPLEY WITH THE MONKEY GRIP THAT ALLOWED TO KEEP HIS HANDS CLASP!! THE GAWD’S GIFT ISN’T FULLY CINCHED IN AS HEART IS TRYING HER BEST TO GET IT IN!! HEART IS NOW STARTING TO KICK HIS HAND WITH HER OTHER FOOT!! RIPLEY IS TRYING HIS ABSOLUTELY BEST TO MAINTAIN THE MONKEY GRIP, BUT EVENTUALLY IT RUNS OUT AND THE GAWD’S GIFT IS FULLY LOCKED IN!!
Deadprez: STANDING ANKLE LOCK!! HEART LET HER GUARD DOWN FOR A SECOND AND IT GIVES THE OPPORTUNITY FOR RIPLEY TO ROLL ONTO HIS FEET AND PUT HER INTO THE ANKLE LOCK!!!! RIPLEY PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS AS KASSIDY DIDN’T EXPECT THIS!! AS A CHAMPION, YOU HAVE TO GO ABOVE AND BEYOND AND RIPLEY CAME INTO THIS HELLACIOUS MATCH KNOWING THAT HE HAS TO PULL OUT EVERYTHING HE HAS IN HIS ARSENAL TO PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH THE STATURE OF KING KASS!! HEART MIGHT TAP OUT AS RIPLEY CONTINUES TO PUT HER INTO THE ANKLE LOCK!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY IS ABLE TO ROLL THROUGH AND SEND RIPLEY FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE WALL!! KASSIDY NOW GETS UP TO HER FEET!! AND SPEARS RIPLEY INTO THE STEEL CAGE WALL!! WHAT A DAMN SPEAR AS RIPLEY MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF!! RIPLEY GETS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL CAGE AS KASSIDY NOW BEGINS TO PULL OUT OF THE ROPES AND START TO CLIMB THE CAGE!! KASSIDY IS ON THE VERGE OF WINNING THIS ONE POTENTIALLY!!
Eve: Jack Ripley uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet and manages to get ahold of Kassidy’s feet! Ripley is attempting to pull the King Of Elite down with a powerbomb, but Kassidy starts to kneel down and punch away at the crown of his head! Ripley is just taking all of these pounding shots to the head as he is being worn down by King Kass! Kassidy is just connecting with rainfalls of punch after punch! BUT LOOK!! RIPLEY GRABS HER HAIR AND PULLS HER HEAD DOWN!! KASSIDY’S HEAD IS TRAPPED!! Ripley inserts himself back into the ring!! AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK INTO THE HEAD-TRAPPED CHALLENGER!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!
Deadprez: BUT RIPLEY MISSES AND DRIVES HIS FOOT INTO THE CAGE!! RIPLEY SCREAMS IN PAIN AS KASSIDY NOW STARTS TO CLIMB UP EVEN MORE!! RIPLEY IS ABLE TO QUICKLY RECOVER AS HE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES AND MEETS KASSIDY AT HER LEVEL!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS NOW EXCHANGING STRIKES!! RIGHT FROM RIPLEY!! LEFT FROM KASSIDY!! KASSIDY NOW SMASHES HER HEAD INTO THE STEEL CAGE AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! KASSIDY MISSES THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND CONNECTS HER FOOT AGAINST THE WALL!! RIPLEY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! BUT KASSIDY GRABS HIS FOOT AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE WALL!! BOTH COMPETITORS IN A STICKY SITUATION ON THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: RIPLEY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK AGAIN, BUT KASSIDY JUMPS OFF AND DRAGS HIM DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!! HELLOFRESH!! HELLOFRESH CONNECTS!!
…..
…
Eve: RIPLEY LANDS ON HIS FEET!!
Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!! KASSIDY WITH HER OWN TAKE OF YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!! KASSIDY NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! KING KASS REBOUNDS AND JUMPS UP!! SHE GETS HER FOOT ONTO THE HEAD!! AND DRILLS THE CHAMPION WITH A CURB STOMP!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS KING KASS GOES FOR THE COUNT!! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Eve: NO!! IT ISN’T ENOUGH!! Kassidy is momentarily in a state of shock before she shrugs the kick-out and gets up to her feet! Kassidy is standing in the center of the ring, thinking what to do next because she wants to finish the job! Jack Ripley is gingerly using the ropes to get up to her feet. Kassidy looks at him with a menacing smirk before she starts to reach into her knee.
Kassidy Heart: :mjlit:
( Kassidy Heart briefly pulls her left knee pad down, to relieve a small exacto knife behind it. She takes it out and starts walking towards Ripley. )
Deadprez: OH NO.. SHE IS GOING TO STAB JACK RIPLEY!! NO NO!! THIS IS MURDER!! RIPLEY TURNS AROUND AS KASSIDY AIMS THE KNIFE AT HIM AND DRIVES IT INTO HIS FACE!!
Gavin Kirkland: :dame:!!!!!! KASSIDY SLASHES THE CHAMPION’S FACE WITH THAT EXACTO KNIFE!!
Eve: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!! RIPLEY NAILS KASSIDY IN THE FACE WITH A SUPERKICK BEFORE SHE COULD GET TO HIM!! I DON’T THINK RIPLEY IS AWARE OF THE KNIFE, BUT HIS INSTINCTS STOPPED HIS FACE FROM GETTING RUINED BY IT!! Ripley collapses onto both knees as he starts taking a breather! Kassidy is out like a light as Ripley crawls into the opposite ends. Kassidy secretly grabs the knife as she starts to sluggisly crawl towards her own corner. Ripley has his back turned against her as she rallies himself up in the corner turnbuckles. Ripley knows that this might be his last chance of being the world champion he always wanted to be!! He stomps onto the canvas and takes a dominant stance in the corner turnbuckles… Kassidy Heart is still planted on the canvas, this time closer into the corner.
Deadprez: Jack Ripley is confused as he starts to grab her feet and drag her into the center of the ring.
( Ripley pulls Heart by the feet into the center of the ring, where Kassidy pulls the canvas and reveals the wood floor underneath. )
Gavin Kirkland:: :damn: !!!!!
Deadprez: The wood beneath the canvas has been revealed as Ripley doesn’t know what he is seeing! Kassidy Heart is in the corner ready to explode out of the corner as Ripley turns around!! KASS WITH THE SPEAR!! NO!! RIPLEY WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! KASSIDY IS TUNED AS RIPLEY NOW GOES FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! BUT KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND HITS A DISCUS ELBOW!!!! RIPLEY IS STAGGERING AS KASSIDY NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! RIPLEY POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR!! KASSIDY USES THE HEIGHT TO GRAB THE CAGE!! KASSIDY NOW SOARS OFF THE WALL!!! AND DIVES ONTO THE CHAMPION!!
Eve: ARM BAR!! RIPLEY CATCHES KASSIDY AND ROLLS HER INTO THE ARM BAR!!! RIPLEY GETTING REVENGE FOR KASSIDY USING THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO AS HIS OWN VERSION OF THE GAWD’S GIFT IS CINCHED IN!! BUT THE MASTER OF THE ARMBAR, KING KASS, IS ABLE TO ESCAPE IT AND LIFT RIPLEY UP INTO THE CANVAS!! THE KING WITH MIGHTY STRENGTH AS SHE HAS DEADLIFTED RIPLEY UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! OH MY GOD!! DO YOU SEE WHERE SHE IS AIMING!! KING KASS IS GOING TO POWERBOMB HIM ONTO THE WOOD!!
Deadprez: BUT RIPLEY IS ABLE TO PUNCH IS WAY OUT OF THE HOLD!! Kass is momentarily stunned as Ripley now pulls her in and hooks the tights! OH NO!! SIT-OUT BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE WOOD FLOOR!! BUT NO!!! KASS SENDS DOWN KNEE STRIKES TO THE CROWN OF THE HEAD TO FREE HERSELF OF THE HOLD!! Kass now places his head between her legs… AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB! BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL AS RIPLEY FLIPS OUT OF IT AND HITS THE SUPERKICK!! KASSIDY IS DONE FOR AS RIPLEY NOW TURNS HER AROUND AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS FROM BEHIND!! AND LIFTS KASS UP TO THE VERTEBREAKER!!
Gavin Kirkland: VERTEBREAKER!! THE RIPPLE EFFECT ONTO THE WOOD FLOOR!!
Eve: NO!!! KASSIDY GETS OUT OF IT!! RIPLEY GOES A SUPERKICK!! KASS SIDESTEPS AND HITS THE FOREARM ONTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! RIPLEY IS IN TROUBLE AS KASSIDY NOW GRABS BOTH WRISTS.. OH YES!! THE STRAIGHTJACKET GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE WOOD!!! WITH A BRIDGE!! CHANEL N°5 THAT HAS TO BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: IT STILL ISN’T ENOUGH!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! KASSIDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Kassidy is pissed off as she now emerges to her feet and stands in the corner.. Ripley is starting to drip blood from the back of his head!
Eve: God damn… It must’ve been a result of that suplex because LOOK AT THE BLOOD!!
Gavin Kirkland: Brings me back to my used tampon-collecting days!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is steaming as SHE NOW CHARGES INTO JACK!! JACK SEES HER COMING AND POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR!! HEART GOES FLYING INTO THE CORNER OF THE CAGE AND HITS HER FACE AGAINST THE BEAM!! THEN HEART GOES SLIDING AND LANDS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! OH NO!! JACK NOW GRABS BOTH ARMS AND TAKES HER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
Eve: RIPPLE EFFECT ONTO THE WOOD!! THE VERTEBREAKER CONNECTS ONTO THE WOOD AND THAT HAS TO BE IT!! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!! IT IS ELEMENTARY FROM HERE! COUNT TO ONE THOUSAND BECAUSE THAT IS IT!! RIPLEY GOES FOR THE COVER AS HE HAS RETAINED THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: DING! DING! DING!
Eve: NO!!! KASSIDY HEART IS STILL IN THIS!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! JACK RIPLEY IS IN PURE DISBELIEF!! Ripley is in the face of the referee as he was sure that would be enough to secure the bag! Ripley is fully up to his feet as he now begins to focus on the steel cage! Kassidy Heart is down-and-out on the wood as Ripley now gets his foot on the ropes and begins to climb! Jack Ripley is going to climb out of this cage as it seems like it is the only way to win this match! What a match this has been thus far as Ripley is about to get out of this hellacious structure!
( Kassidy Heart is seen using the ropes getting up to her feet. )
Deadprez: How the hell is this happening? Kassidy Heart is sluggishly getting up to her feet as Jack Ripley starts to climb as fast as possible. Both competitors are completely exhausted by the sequences of this match and understandably so! Ripley is trying his best to escape as Kassidy is starting to climb! Kassidy is ascending the cage as Ripley is three-thirds up the cage!! Who will climb out of the cage first! Will it be King Kass or will it be Jack Ripley!! Who will survive! Will we see a new champion or will the landscape stay the same!! It all matters!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RIPLEY CLIMBS OVER THE TOP CAGE AND ESCAPES!!
Eve: BUT KASSIDY GRABS HIS FOOT AND PULLS HIM BACK UP!! Both competitors are now on top of the cage as they gather together! They are in a precarious position more than ever as Ripley cautiously crawls towards the suspension wires. He is using the wires to get up to his feet as KASSIDY PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE!! RIPLEY SLIDES DOWN THE WIRE AND NEARLY FALLS AS HE NOW RESPONDS WITH A FIST OF HIS OWN!! A RIGHT FROM RIPLEY!! ONE FROM KASSIDY!! BOTH ARE EXCHANGING AT DEATH’S DOOR AS KASSIDY GOES FOR ANOTHER PUNCH!! BUT RIPLEY STARTS NAILING RAPID-FIRE PUNCHES TOWARDS HER!! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AS KASSIDY IS OUT!!
Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY WITH A SUPERKICK!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO CONNECTS AS KASSIDY IS OUT!!! Ripley isn’t done yet? WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING HERE… Ripley grabs Kassidy by the wrist and pulls the King up to her feet.. Ripley with a smirk on his face as he plants his hand onto the chest! RIPLEY IS ABOUT TO PUSH KASSIDY OFF THE CAGE AND INTO THE CANVAS!! NO!! SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN!! RIPLEY WILL DO ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO PROLONG HIS REIGN!!
AND RIPLEY SHOVES KASSIDY OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!
( Ripley’s eyes light up as both go individuals go flying off the cage. )
Eve: HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE FUCK!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!
Eve: THE BRIGHTON FLY OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO THE WOODEN FLOOR!!!!! KASSIDY HEART GRABBED RIPLEY AT THE LAST SECOND AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN WITH HIM WITH THE SPANISH FLY!! HEART JUST DROVE RIPLEY INTO AND NEARLY THROUGH THE WOOD AS KASSIDY PUTS HER ARM OVER THE SHOULDER!!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speaker. It is accompanied with an ear-deafening pop as Kassidy Heart gets off Jack Ripley. Both individuals are exhausted as they lay down in the center of the ring. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NEW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION.. KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIDDYYY HEARTTTTTTTT
Eve: Kassidy Heart…. Is THE NEW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! She has done it!! After an incredible steel cage match, Kassidy Heart continues to prove herself as the best of the best and adds to her historic year a world championship reign!! With one of the greatest Under Siege main events in recent memory, Kassidy Heart reigns victorious!! Jack Ripley may have lost the world championship, but there was nothing he could do. Kassidy Heart can not be underestimated, and for that one second where Ripley had her where he wanted in the top of the cage, he took too long to capitalize on her current state, thus producing this result!
Deadprez: Do not take away from Ripley’s performance. He took Kassidy Heart to the absolute threshold and demonstrated that he is world championship material. He proved it against Harlow and Bronson, and tonight he did it again, but his efforts were not enough to keep his championship reign going past Under Siege. Jack Ripley did good, but Kassidy is the one who walked out of this tonight reigning supreme as our new champion.
( The steel cage door is unlocked as medical personnel storm from ringside to attend to both individuals. Jack Ripley is too subconscious to refuse the help as Kassidy Heart refuses to help. Kassidy Heart forces the announcer to give her the championship belt. She grabs the EAW Answers World Championship and raises it in the air while on the verge of collapsing. )
Gavin Kirkland: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!? NEW PHOTOSHOOTS.. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM DOING TOMORROW MORNING!!
Eve: Eating breakfast?
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT? NO! I AM GOI-
Deadprez: I think breakfast is your only option. Anyways, congratulations to Kassidy Heart and thank you for tuning into Under Siege! We’ll see you next Saturday!!
( Under Siege approaches his closing moments where Kassidy Heart is halfway up the cage. She sits on top of the cage, basking in the atmosphere as she raises her newly-crowned championship gold high up in the air. )
( The last shot shown is Kassidy Heart holding up the title on top of the cage. )
( EAW logo buzzes. )
