John Helms
DAY 1
(EAW Logo Flashes)
(The footage begins, showing the aftermath of war. From the old days of the Roman Empire to the Mongolians and even Alexander The Great. It then transitions to wars such as the Inquisition and the Crusades. The Civil War to World War I and II, the Vietnam War to the Atom Bomb and what was left of in its wake.)
Narrator: War. It can have so many meanings. It could be conflicts between nations, states, beliefs, or territories. It has become at times the only way to solve differences and issues. But the most personal kind of war is the one between those who simply want what they want. Supremacy.
(The footage starts showing the various individuals that are in all the War Games and Brand Warfare matches respectively. First the Team Captains, Kassidy Heart, Jamie O’Hara, and Adam Lucas. Then it transitions to all Three Ava Sisters and Daryl Kinkade. Then is shows the participants for the War games, from Dr. Bethany Blue and Rex McAllister, to Limmy Monaghan and Myles, to Sheridan Müller and Chef Viz.)
Narrator: But what is the true meaning of this war? To have their brand stand tall? To show the entire EAW who out of the three is truly the best? What about individual goals Those that seek to elevate the ones who have stepped forward to defend the honor of their brand?
(It transitions now to Minerva and Jack Ripley, followed by Ruler and Alex Myers. All members of The Devolution in their respective matches, Pandora Paisley and Milli Banks. Jon Kelton and PJ Hendrx, Serenity and Jalsey Neel, IDOL GUN and the Off-Brand Amphetamines. It continues to show footage of all of them in action.)
Narrator: But War is not the definitive end to all the conflict. At times it could just be another chapter in a long line of battles that will be fought endlessly. This is not just about war, it is about the ultimate prize, victory.
(The footage then shows Drake King and Cy Henderson ready for the EAW World Championship. Bronson Daniels facing Xander Payne, Ryan Wilson shown in the corner looking on. Andre Walker and Joso face to face. The two are ready to beat each other down. Finally, three Hall of Famers in Champagne Charlie, Sienna Jade, and Madison Kaline.)
Narrator: Not all war is fought on the battlefield, some started a long time ago through speech and intentions. Those that are going to defend their territories must do so against the toughest and the best.
(Mr. Wrestling XIX is seen tipping his hat, then it has TLA holding up the Hardcore Championship. Jay Jerry Johnson with the Interwire title and seeing Ronan Malosi target him for the title. We then see Michael Machina starring down the New Breed Champion, Hans Grayson. Then Valerie Hellstorm and Bea Valentine.)
Narrator: But when the war ends, who truly wins?
(The Divide and Conquer participants are shown, from Roberto De La Rosa, Delilah Rose, Lucas Johnson, Mei Sasaki, Sierra Everett, The Cosmic Captains, Johnny Andrews, MITSUBACHI and finally Korey Gaines. Then it jumps to Mia Santoro, Rory Slate, Brianna Hill and Jamie Cross.
Narrator: We will find out, because War is Hell and at Territorial Invasion?
(The participants for the War Games and Brand Warfare participants like POTARA, Daryl Kinkade, Scott Diamond, Theron Nikolas, Chris Elite, Ice Aces, Drake Armstrong, The Major are all shown when finally, footage of all the War Games participants facing one another in bloody combat.)
Narrator: For only the dead see the end of war.
(The final shot is the War Games Structure.)
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???: AND NOW SEASON 2 OF LOKI AND THE EAW ON DISNEY PLUS PRESENTS THE 2023 TERRITORIAL INVASION!!!!
(The fireworks go off in the stadium as the fans in Germany get up and cheer loudly. “Circus Maximus” by Travis Scott plays throughout the stadium as the camera pans over the sold out crowd of fifty plus thousand fans. It then settles on Stew-O, Persephone, and Gavin Kirkland.)
Stew-O: TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT AND WE ARE HERE AT OEN OF THE BIGGEST EVENTS OF THE YEAR, TERRITORIAL INVASION! THIS IS NIGHT ONE AND WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENT WE HAVE HERE FOR YOU, I AM STEW-O REPRESENTING DYNASTY, I AM ACCOMPANIED BY PERSEPHONE FROM VOLTAGE AND GAVIN KIRKLAND FROM SHOWDOWN! WE HAVE THE WAR GAMES! WE HAVE BRAND WARFARE! WE HAVE SEVEN TITLES ON THE LINE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND WE HAVE BRAND SUPREMACY! SHOWDOWN IS READY AND THEY ARE RIDING ON ALL CYLINDERS! WE ALSO HAVE SO MANY STAKES ON THE LINE HERE TONIGHT, IT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!
Persephone: Yeah… oh right I need to yell…. THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME! WHY NOT GO AHEAD AND KICK IT OFF WITH ONE OF THE BIG ONES SCREW-O!?
Stew-O: That is Stew-O…. YOU HEARD THE LADY!
(The graphic for the first match flashes on the screen.)
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Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following Unique Opportunity Fatal Four Way match is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Too Old to Die Young’ by Brother Dege is heard through the arena as the lights slowly dim while a spotlight is pointed towards the entrance way as Mia Santoro is seen walking out sporting a beautiful attire with the Voltage Colors as Mia turns around and spreads her arms as she looks at the fans with some of them cheering for her while others boo her as she continues to walk down the entrance way ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Key West, Florida… Weighing in at 115 pounds… She is “La Desperada”… MIAAAAAAAAAAA SANTOOOOOOOROOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Making her way from Voltage, here comes “La Desperada”, Mia Santoro as she looks to win the Unique Opportunity here tonight against three other elitists looking for that same opportunity as well though Mia has to really look out for Brianna Hill here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Why is that? Mia Santoro already put her in her place as someone unworthy of her time. Mia Santoro tried to slap her around and teach her the ropes and clearly she failed! Mia Santoro has to focus on the REAL problem in this match and that’s Rory Slate #RoryAll babyyyyy!!!
(As Mia Santoro makes her way up the steel steps and inside the ring ‘Too Old to Die Young’ by Brother Dege slowly starts to fade out as it begins to be replaced by ‘Anti-Hero Rock Version’ by Taylor Swift as yellow and blue lighting begins to light the entrance way as Jamie Cross comes out with the fans erupting in cheers as she’s sporting a classic Wolverine themed attire with a big smile on her face making her way down the ramp slapping hands with a couple of fans.)
Stephie Love: Introducing her opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 133 pounds… She is “The Iron Woman”… JAMIEEEEEEEEE CROSSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: Now here’s an elitist who’s been making her name known on Voltage and all around EAW since debuting earlier this year as she has a chance here tonight to win a unique opportunity if she can beat the other three elitists in this match which honestly speaking, she has good odds as she enters this match very motivated!
Jake Mercer: I guess it’s not begging for opportunities when a “good” person does it but needless to say, Jamie Cross is a great wrestler inside that ring as her agility and speed are a huge advantage in most her matches, but with an equal playing field like this one who knows who’s walking out the winner if Rory Slate somehow loses here tonight…
(As ‘Anti-Hero Rock Version’ by Taylor Swift starts to fade away and Jamie Cross makes her way inside the ring, it’s quickly replaced by ‘Monsters’ by Currents as red lighting lights up the entrance way as Rory Slate is seen sporting a red and white attire as she sports a Dynasty themed attire as he starts to make her way to the ring ignoring the fans booing her down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 138 pounds… She is “The Windy City Sadist”… RORYYYYYY SLATEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well here comes Jake Mercer’s pick to win here tonight, Rory Slate as she’s here to represent Dynasty! Ever since she’s joined EAW she’s been making a name for herself like going toe to toe against Ms. Extreme at Reckless Wiring. Is this her moment tonight as she could potentially win here tonight and win a Unique Opportunity by doing so?
Stew-O: All four elitists in this match have the chance to win that Unique Opportunity, but both Jamie Cross and Rory Slate have more experience in big time matches compared to Mia Santoro and Brianna Hill so it’ll be interesting to see which one of these four competitors will walk out as tonight’s winner!
(Rory Slate slowly goes up the steel steps and inside the ring as ‘Monsters’ by Currents is replaced by ‘The Spins’ by Mac Miller as yellow lighting shines the stage and Brianna Hill comes out as the fans erupt in cheers as she’s seen sporting a Voltage themed attired making her way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponent… From Memphis, Tennessee… Weighing in at 115 lbs… BRIAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAA HILLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Jake Mercer: The final elitists in this Unique Opportunity Fatal Four Way match and probably the elitists with the most to prove as this is her biggest match to date and a win here can be massive things for career… Sadly-
Stew-O: We get it, WE GET IT! You’re a huge fan for Rory Slate, but this is Brianna Hill’s opportunity to put eyes on her but Mia Santoro will definitely try to stop that as she believes she’s not worthy since she failed to live up to her expectations a while back. Will Brianna Hill be able to put Mia Santoro in her place and win this Unique Opportunity? We will find out very soon…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The match is on its way as Mia Santoro stares down Brianna Hill and quickly takes her down as she starts to unleash a barrage of punches onto her as Rory Slate takes the advantage from the distracted Jamie Cross as she grapples her and quickly transitions to the back of Jamie! As Rory tries to go for a German Suplex, Jamie Cross uses her speed and agility to land on her feet as Rory thinks she successfully executed the German as Jamie Cross uses this to turn Rory Slate around and hit her with a Superkick!
Jake Mercer: That Superkick sends Rory down as Mia Santoro tries to go for another punch as Brianna Hill quickly blocks it as she flips over Mia and hits her with an elbow as she quickly gets up as both Jamie and Brianna notice each other and grapple each other in a Collar-and-Elbow lock up, as Jamie puts Brianna Hill in a Wrist Hold, as Brianna quickly gets out and puts Jamie into a Wrist Hold as she quickly pushes Jamie Cross down on the mat and hooks Jamie into a Fujiwara Armbar! Jamie Cross attempts to get to the ropes to use it to her advantage to escape out of the Armbar but Brianna Hill drags her back to the middle of the ring!
Stew-O: Brianna has that Armbar locked very tight as she has no plans to let go as Jamie Cross tries to get to the ropes again, but Mia Santoro is slowly getting back up as she notices Brianna Hill having a Fujiwara Armbar hooked on Jamie Cross as Mia runs towards Brianna as she breaks up the Armbar with a Meteora to Brianna as Jamie takes a bit trying to make sure her arm wasn’t too damaged as Mia Santoro still targeting Brianna Hill as she is letting her know how she really feels about Brianna failing to live up to Mia’s expectations as she quickly picks up Brianna Hill and hits her with a Snap Suplex! As Mia is getting up she’s quickly put down as Jamie Cross makes sure to take the chance to get some breathing room for a bit as she hits Mia Santoro with a Single Leg Dropkick!
Flannery McCoy: Jamie Cross slowly gets up as she slowly picks up Mia Santoro and drags her to the corner as she takes a few steps back as she’s looking to hit Mia with a Running High Knee as she starts to run and executes the move flawlessly as Rory Slate out of nowhere grabs Jamie Cross from behind and hits her quickly with a German Suplex that she executes perfectly this time as she gets up and quickly heads towards Mia Santoro as she quickly grabs her out of the corner and hooks her in for a Package Piledriver that plans Mía right on the mat! Rory Slate takes a few seconds to taunt as she spreads her arms with a confident smirk as she notices Brianna Hill slowly getting up as she starts running towards her now ready to hit her with Running Knee Strike, but Brianna Hill able to move out of it last second with a Cartwheel Evasion as she hits the confused Rory Slate with a Roundhouse Kick that leaves Rory kneeling.
Jake Mercer: Rory is showing the resiliency she has that has made her go toe to toe against Ms. Extreme and survive to tell the tale as she’s an elitist that’s very hard to put down, but that won’t stop Brianna Hill from trying as she attempts to go for another Roundhouse Kick, but Rory is able to block it with her arm as she hits Brianna with an elbow that sends her a few steps back as she starts to Chop down Brianna Hill just sending her back as they make their way to a turnbuckle. Rory attempts to go for another elbow as Brianna ducks, grabs onto Rory’s head as she uses the ropes from the turnbuckle to execute a Tornado DDT right on the mat! Meanwhile, Jamie Cross is seen slowly getting up as she heads towards Mia Santoro who’s been trying to rest up in the corner as Jamie quickly makes sure to keep Mia down with a Running Facewash right in the corner where Mia was trying to rest up!
Stew-O: Jamie Cross isn’t done just yet as she grabs onto the ropes and hits Mia Santoro with a Springboard Moonsault while Brianna Hill is seen climbing the turnbuckle and executed a Moonsault from the top rope onto Rory Slate as Jamie’s hits at the same time as both Brianna Hill and Jamie Cross notice what just happened as they both smirk a bit in approval as they both throw out Rory Slate and Mia Santoro out of the ring as both Brianna and Jamie once again lock up, but Jamie quickly controlling the pace as she grabs Brianna from behind and quickly turns her around Irish Whipping her and sending her to the ropes as Brianna rebounds and is quickly met with a Poisonrana from Jamie Cross spiking her head down onto the mat as she quickly puts Brianna Hill into a Fujiwara Armbar of her own!
Flannery McCoy: Jamie Cross has that Armbar hooked pretty tight and the Poisonrana she hit on Brianna before booking in this submission bold has clearly helped as Brianna Hill seems like she’s out still trying to figure out what just happened. This may be the end of the match and the action was just picking up as the referee starts to check on Brianna as both Rory Slate and Mia Santoro rolls back inside the ring as they notice Jamie Cross putting Brianna Hill in a Fujiwara Armbar as both Rory and Mia hit Jamie Cross with a Superkick making her release the submission hold as Rory and Mia seem to have formed a partnership of sorts as both women pick up Brianna Hill as Mia helps Rory put Brianna into a Package Piledriver as Mia Santoro Superkicks Brianna as Rory Slate plants her with the Piledriver.
Jake Mercer: See, this is what it takes to not just be an elitist, but be a STAR; working smarter, not harder to get results and both Mia and Rory are getting results with this little partnership as these two ladies aren’t done just yet as Mia helps Rory put Brianna up in her shoulders as Mia Santoro quickly starts to climb to the top rope! This may be a VERY beautiful move coming as Mia looks like she’s about to dive, but Jamie Cross is able to push Mia Santoro out of the ring from the top rope as Brianna Hill slips out of Rory Slate’s shoulders and quickly grabs her for a Bulldog that plants Rory down as she starts to roll out of the ring! Jamie and Brianna look at each other while Rory checks up on Mia Santoro as Rory starts to pick her up; Jamie and Brianna however notice this as both of them run the ropes as they rebound off the ropes and dive through the middle of the ropes for a Double Suicide on both Mia and Rory!
Stew-O: I guess both Jamie and Brianna realized that if these two were going to try and team up, it’s better for them to team up as well or they’d be in a handicap situation for most of the match as both Jamie and Brianna quickly get back in the ring and start trading blows back and forth as Jamie Cross once again gets the advantage and Irish Whips Brianna Hill to the ropes, but this time Brianna knew what to expect as she hooks in Jamie into a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors takedown! Brianna quickly heads to the top rope as she climbs on the turnbuckle as she’s looking to dive, but notices that Mia Santoro was looking like she was seconds away from getting back up as she chooses to dive outside of the ring as she hits Mia Santoro with a Frog Splash!
Jake Mercer: Well, it seems the move paid off as Brianna Hill quickly gets up and heads back inside the ring, but Rory Slate grabs Brianna by her leg as she pulls her back outside as she grabs her and throws her right onto the side of our announcer table as Rory Slate quickly hits her with a Running Knee right on Brianna’s head using the announcer table for extra damage as Rory quickly rolls back inside the ring as she notices Jamie Cross slowly getting up as as Rory Slate quickly runs the ropes and off the rebound hits Jamie Cross with a Rear Clothesline to the kneeling Jamie Cross as she starts to stomp out Jamie Cross! A barrage of stomps are being unleashed, but Jamie Cross is able to power through them to grab onto Rory’s leg as she shoves it aside and quickly gets up as she grabs onto Rory Slate hitting her with a Crucifix Bomb as she goes for the cover! For the love of the game, kick out Rory!!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: Rory Slate kicks out as both elitists get up staring down each other, as Rory Slate has an angry look to her as she starts chopping Jamie Cross nonstop as she’s placed onto the ropes as Rory Irish Whips Jamie Cross across the ring, but is quickly met with a Jumping Knee into an Olympic Slam combo from Jamie as she gets up with focused on putting down Rory Slate down for good as she’s turned around out of nowhere as she’s greeted by a Step-Up Enziguri from Mia Santoro! Mia Santoro notices that every elitist in this match besides herself is down as she quickly heads to the turnbuckle and starts to climb it with a smirk. Mia has a smirk on her face as she takes a dive and hits a beautiful Moonsault on Jamie Cross that is flawlessly executed! Mia Santoro looks to weaken the torso a bit more as she starts to hook in a Boston Crab on Jamie Cross.
Flannery McCoy: The Boston Crab is hooked as Mia Santoro looks to make Jamie Cross tap out in the middle of the ring as Jamie starts to crawl towards the ropes and while there’s no rope breaks or disqualifications in this match, using that rope for leverage can be VERY beneficial to escaping a lock like this, but Mia isn’t letting her out this easily as she starts to drag her across the ring further away from the ropes as she tightens the submission hold looking for a submission victory here tonight! As Mia keeps dragging her farther and farther, Brianna Hill is getting back up noticing the submission happening inside the ring as she quickly gets up on the apron and uses the ropes to dive off and hit Mia Santoro with a Diving Meteora breaking up the submission hold as Brianna Hill rolls back up and quickly picks up Mia Santoro hooking her up for “FAVORITE DAZE” as she picks up Mia and hits the Tiger Driver and goes for the cover!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: RORY SLATE WITH THE SAVE AS SHE BREAKS UP THE PIN #RORYALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Now that that’s done with… Rory making sure that there can’t be any interruption for her picks up Brianna Hill in a Powerbomb position as she picks her up and throws her out of the ring for good as Brianna lands outside on the ring mat as Rory Slate notices Jamie Cross using the ropes to get up as Rory runs the ropes and hits her with a Jumping Neckbreaker as she hits it beautifully, quickly getting back up and running towards Jamie as she quickly executes a Standing Shooting Star Press to complete the combo!
Flannery McCoy: Rory now smirking as the fans let their disapproval be heard as Rory Slate starts to slap Jamie Cross as she tries to get back up as Rory attempts to go for the “Chicago Hangover” Sleeper Hold as Jamie Cross using her speed to quickly turn around and hit Rory Slate with a Lariat onto her knee almost like a backbreaker of sorts as Jamie goes towards the apron as she steps to the other side as she looks like she’s ready to hit her Slingshot Spear signature move, as she grabs the ropes and dives as she QUICKLY IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK FROM MIA SANTORO as notices Brianna Hill picking herself back up with help from the ring apron as she runs the rope and dives out with a Suicide Dive onto Brianna Hill!
Jake Mercer: RISKY MOVES ALWAYS PAY OUT WITH A HIGH REWARD AS BRIANNA IS LAID OUT AND TEAM RORY AND MIA LIVES ON! Mia quickly throws in Brianna Hill into the ring as she points at Jamie Cross and signals for Rory to climb the turnbuckle as both Rory Slate and Mia Santoro start to climb to the top rope simultaneously as both Brianna Hill and Jamie Cross are laid out as Mia and Rory dive as they hit both Brianna and Jamie with Frog Splashes, a little payback from Mia to Brianna as both Mia and Rory go for the pin, what does this mean if both these ladies get a three count here?!?
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Stew-O: A KICK OUT FROM BOTH BRIANNA HILL AND JAMIE CROSS AS BOTH RORY AND MIA LOOK AT EACH OTHER SURPRISED! Rory quickly picks up Jamie Cross as she throws her out of the ring as both Rory Slate and Mia Santoro start to target Brianna Hill as Mia Santoro slowly picks up Brianna as Rory steps to the outer side of the apron as she grabs onto the ropes as Mia Santoro hits Brianna with a strong elbow as Rory Slates uses the rope to hit a Springboard Twisted Heel Kick that is quickly met with a Cutter by Mia Santoro as Rory Slate tells Mia to get up on the top rope.
Flannery McCoy: Honestly… I am surprised this partnership is still going, I mean, do these ladies know there can only be one winner? It doesn’t matter as Mia Santoro starts to climb the turnbuckle as she makes her way to the top rope as Rory Slate claps along with a sinister smirk on her face as Mia Santoro dives off and flawlessly lands Eye In The Sky! It seems instead of going for the cover, Mia Santoro is picking up Brianna Hill for Rory Slate?!?
Jake Mercer: It’s called being great partners alright Flannery? You wouldn’t understand this strategy because well… You don’t know about REAL graps like I do, so let me run by what’s happening; it seems both these ladies are helping each other weaken the competition as Mia helps Rory Slate with the set up to Rory’s finisher, the “GTFO” as Rory has the Double Arm DDT hooked and as expected, she hits it beautifully! Wait… what’s this?!? Mia Santoro throws Rory Slate right out of the ring as she goes for the cover?!? WHY WOULD YOU TURN ON HER?!? THIS ISN’T REAL GRAPS WHAT THE HECK?!?
ONEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: RORY SLATE PULLS MIA SANTORO OUT OF THE RING AS THEY START ARGUING BEFORE MIA SANTORO IS LAID OUT WITH A SLAP AS MIA SANTORO GETS BACK UP AND THEY BOTH START TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Jamie Cross notices the commotion as she starts punching both Mia and Rory as all three of them start trading blows back and forth as Brianna Hill slowly gets up inside the ring and notices all three elitists outside of the ring distracted with each other as they all try to be the last woman standing as Brianna gets up and starts to run the ropes as she rebounds and dives through the ring ropes!
Flannery McCoy: SUICIDE DIVE ONTO ALL THREE LADIES AS THEY ALL FALL TO THE GROUND!!! Brianna uses the ring apron to get up as she picks up Mia Santoro and throws her back inside the ring as she gets up on the apron as Mia Santoro groggily gets up with assistance from the ropes as Brianna Hill goes for “RIFT IN TIME” as the Slingshot Rolling Thunder Flatliner is about to connect… MIA SANTORO ABLE TO REVERSE IT INTO THE “SAFE PASSAGE” GUTWRENCH BACKSTABBER FINISHING MANEUVER USING ALL HER ENERGY FOR IT AS BOTH LADIES ARE ON THE GROUND! MIA DRAGS HERSELF OVER BRIANNA’S BODY AS SHE PUTS HER HAND OVER BRIANNA’S CHEST AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OUT OF NOWHERE FROM JAMIE CROSS TO BREAK UP THE COVER! As Jamie Cross rolls back up as Mia Santoro gets up and starts to target Jamie, as she’s quickly met by a Slingblade Facebuster by Jamie Cross as Jamie quickly makes it to the turnbuckle as she climbs to the top rope as she takes a second to soak in the fans cheering her on as Jamie Cross dives off the top rope and goes for a Shooting Star Press that beautifully lands perfectly! Jamie Cross isn’t done just yet as she grabs onto Mia Santoro and rolls back up with her as she Body Slams her down to the mat and quickly hits her with a Standing Frog Splash to make sure Mia is out for good!
Stew-O: She’s not done here as I think we may be seeing the beginning of the end as Jamie Cross slowly picks up Mia Santoro as she drags her towards the turnbuckle as she slowly starts to put her up on the top rope as she starts setting up “The Jamie Special” as Jamie starts going for the Running Crucifix Powerbomb as she brutally throws Mia towards the other turnbuckle! The fans here in Munich, Germany erupting in cheers as Jamie Cross has a big smile on her face as she starts yelling at Mia Santoro to get up as Mia slowly gets up a bit groggily as Jamie Cross quickly grabs her and goes for “Arc Reactor” as it connects as Jamie Cross quickly goes for the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Flannery McCoy: MIA SANTORO USING ALL HER ADRENALINE AND STRENGTH TO ROLL UP JAMIE CROSS AS THE REFEREE IS ABOUT TO GO FOR THE COUNT RORY SLATE ROLLS BACK IN THE RING AS SHE GOES FOR A SOCCER KICK ON MIA, BUT MIA ROLLS JAMIE SO SHE CAN USE HER AS A SHIELD AS MIA QUICKLY GETS UP AS BOTH RORY AND MIA SANTORO START TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH!
Jake Mercer: Rory Slate showing these girls how it’s done as she starts to punch Mia Santoro nonstop as Mia is unable to block any of these strikes as Rory Slate Irish Whips Mia Santoro to the ropes as Mia rebounds as Rory Slate tries to go for a Spinebuster, but Mia Santoro won’t budge as both elitist are holding on to each other, Rory Slate notices Brianna Hill entering the ring as she pushes Mia Santoro off her as Brianna quickly grabs onto Mia Santoro and “CRUSH CULTURE” as the Lifted Rolling Cutter connects as Brianna Hill looks at Rory Slate as both women stare each other down.
Stew-O: Brianna Hill quickly hits Rory Slate with a Roundhouse kick that leaves her dazed as Brianna quickly grabs Rory and Irish Whips her to the ropes as Rory rebounds as she’s able to use it to connect with a Rebound Discus Lariat that lays Brianna down on the mat as Rory Slate quickly puts her up on her shoulders and runs towards the turnbuckle as she connects with a “Cell Block Six” Buckle Death Valley Driver signature move as Rory Slate quickly picks herself up as Jamie Cross runs across the ring towards Rory Slate! As Jamie attempts to hit the “Silver Knee” RORY QUICKLY PICKS UP JAMIE CROSS AND HITS HER WITH “GTH” AS THE “GO TO HELL” K360 CONNECTS ON JAMIE AND RORY GOES FOR THE COVER NOW!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… She is “The Windy City Sadist”… RORYYYYYY SLATEEEEE!!!
(Rory Slate slowly gets off Jamie Cross as she quickly gets up as the fans boo loudly while the referee holds her hands before she taunts the crowd with a fake cry as she wipes away fake tears from her face as she boohooing the fans laughing right after. Rory rolls out of the ring as Mia Santoro looks at Rory leaving as Brianna Hill slowly picks herself up with the ropes.)
Jake Mercer: WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE?!? WHAT DID I SAY?!? #RORYALL BABYYYYY! Rory Slate showed the world that she is the next big thing here on Dynasty as she beat three elitists from Voltage to win a Unique Opportunity here tonight! If that’s not impressing everyone watching I honestly don’t know what will!
Flannery McCoy: I hate when Jake is right… but he was right tonight as Rory Slate got the win here tonight between three other women to not only win a unique opportunity but cementing herself as New Breed talent to keep your eyes on as she’s slowly moving up the success ladder while building herself as a top star each time she shows up and does what she knows how to do best and that’s wrestle!
Stew-O: We can’t ignore the valiant effort shown by the other three competitors in this match as they all went all out to try and win that unique opportunity here tonight, but at the end of it, Rory Slate simply knew how to capitalize the most efficiently as she took the win. What’s next for the losers here tonight and exactly what opportunity is awaiting Rory Slate on Dynasty?
(Rory Slate is seen up the ramp with a confident smirk on her face as she heads backstage while Mia Santoro makes her way up the ramp ignoring Brianna Hill as Brianna exits the ring while Jamie Cross sits up on the turnbuckle realizing what just occurred here tonight as the scene slowly fades away into a black screen.)
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(The camera cuts to the Hell in the Cell structure as it lowers dramatically, before panning over to Bella Braxton who is standing at ringside.)
Bella Braxton: The following is a Hell in a Cell match and it is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: APJASOPFJPSAOJFSAFSA
Bella Braxton: And it is for the #1 Contendership to the EAW Specialists Championship!
( ‘Imma Be’ by the Black Eyed Peas hits to loud boos from the crowd as the crowd does not seem very happy to see Bea Valentine out here tonight.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 143 pounds she is “That Bea-itch” BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VALENTINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Bea Valentine is shown walking out to the ring to the booing fans as she tells them to #BeaMad and makes her way down to the cell. However, she pauses before entering, having to take some time to think about the match she’s about to put herself through against Valerie Hellstorm. After a few seconds, she prepares to enter the cell.)
Rich Russillo: I can’t blame Bea Valentine for being wary of the Hell in a Cell. This match is guaranteed to shorten her career length dramatically!
James Peters: That is true and doubly so given the opponent she has to face here tonight. It is going to be a challenge like no ot-
(Suddenly, there’s an extremely loud reaction just before Bea can enter the cell.)
Rich Russillo: WAIT A MINUTE, VALERIE HELLSTORM FROM BEHIND!!!!! VALERIE HELLSTORM JUST ATTACKED BEA FROM BEHIND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO AREN’T EVEN GOING TO WAIT TO ENTER THE CELL TO GET THIS ONE STARTED!!! They have said all they needed to say in their videos this week and now it is time for the action!
(The referee calls for the bell while the two competitors have already begun brawling outside of the cell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: We are underway as Valerie Hellstorm has jumped Bea Valentine from behind before she can even get into the Hell in a Cell! They are not even in the ring but the referee is calling for the bell anyway!
Persephone: I approve of that call. Why wait? We both know how Hell in a Cell matches work anyway. More often than not people end up outside of the cell anyway, and since pinfalls can count outside of the ring they might as well not waste any time.
Rich Russillo: I feel you may have influenced the referee… but regardless Valerie Hellstorm and Bea Valentine are straight up throwing hands and brawling outside of the cage! But Bea is fighting back! She is not allowing Valerie to just straight up ambush her! But Valerie swings Bea around and bashes her head off the ringside barricade. Valerie choking Bea out but Bea kicks Valerie hard in the shin and escapes walking around the cell. But here comes Valerie after her with hard chops to the chest nearly sending her over the barricade. Valerie grabs Bea by the hair and rams her face first into the side of the cell! No! Bea gets her hands up just in time grabbing into the links of the cell and holding herself back from being bashed into it. Bea with a hard elbow to the gut of Valerie breaking free once more. Bea continues to escape around the cell now with Valerie in pursuit! Valerie charges around the cell-
James Peters: But Bea Valentine is waiting and kicks Valerie Hellstorm hard in the gut right out here in front of our commentary desks. Bea smashes Valerie’s head right into it. You know the cell is supposed to keep these women inside we shouldn’t be getting such an up close and personal view like this but it is clear that the cage could not contain these athletes as they are just using everything at ringside to their advantage! Bea throws Valerie back up into the cell and begins pummeling away at her repeatedly. Bea whirls Valerie around before whipping her shoulder first into the side of the cage! Now Bea finding an opening to go after Valerie as she tosses her up on top of our commentary desk! Valerie goes back first into the desk as it doesn’t break! We better get out of here!
Rich Russillo: Wait no! Valerie Hellstorm blocks the attempt from Bea Valentine to slam her up onto the commentary table and connects with a straight right fist to the face of Bea! Bea goes falling backwards towards the cell and lands on her hands and knees. Bea crawling away but Valerie is in pursuit going after her! Valerie drags Bea across the ringside area and bashes her head first into the barricade once again! Bea is taking some damage here as Valerie is now fighting Bea around the cell to the other side grinding her face as she goes! Valerie making her way back towards the entrance way, possibly finally about to get this match started inside the cell! But Bea trying to fight back with hard shots to the gut of Valerie- and Valerie just grabs her and slams her right into the door of the cell. Valerie then grabs Bea and runs through the door with her throwing her under the bottom rope and into the ring! Valerie now slamming the door shut as it looks like Valerie has her prey trapped! Bea looking on in terror now as she realizes that there is no escape!
James Peters: Valerie Hellstorm now has Bea Valentine exactly where she wants her as the outside referee begins to apply the lock to the door. Bea now knows there is no escape as Valerie enters the ring looking to put the bear down on her opponent. Valerie entering slowly now playing psychological games as Bea gets back up but she is not backing down! Bea realizes she has no choice but to fight and charges in throwing shots! But Valerie retaliating with shots of her own as they brawl back and forth! Low kick from Bea and a hard clubbing blow to the back! Valerie fires back with shots staggering Bea back as this slugfest can hardly even be called wrestling! Hard uppercut to the jaw from Valerie as Bea goes flying back but Valerie not going for the cover she wants to savor the pain being delivered!
Rich Russillo: Bea Valentine recovering in the corner now as Valerie Hellstorm charges in with a corner Clothesline! She gets all of it! Now the corner kicks from Valerie who has been dominating control of this match from the outset and this whole thing might turn into some one sided affair which would not be good for Bea’s reputation. Bea getting beaten down in the corner as Valerie yanks her back up and delivers chest chops. Valerie pulls Bea back out into the middle of the ring and hits her with a-
James Peters: No! Bea Valentine stomps down hard on the foot of Valerie Hellstorm! Bea out of nowhere with a running Uppercut! But Valerie ducks it! Bea spins around wildly into the ropes as Valerie charges in with a Running Clothesline taking Bea over the top rope and sending her flailing over the top rope and crashing down to the outside! A brief glimmer of offense there from Bea but it was not to be!
Rich Russillo: Not to Bea you mean. :mjgrin:
James Peters: :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: Valerie Hellstorm turning the match around in her favor quickly but she is relentless and continues to go after Bea Valentine on the outside between the ring and the cell! Valerie grabs Bea and rams her face first into the metal links! Bea collapses to the ground as you have to imagine that metal is imprinting marks in her face! Valerie lifts Bea up before charging in running at full speed driving her back first into the side of the cell! Bea collapses down but Valerie grabs her face and begins ramming it repeatedly into the cage and even grinding it. Bea is suffering severely! She is in a whole world of pain right now, and Valerie decides to toss Bea back into the ring where there’s more space. Valerie slides into the first cover of this match!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: No! The kickout from Bea Valentine!
James Peters: The match continues on somehow as Bea Valentine desperately rolls away from Valerie Hellstorm to the outside of the ring. But Valerie in pursuit and she just won’t let up! Valerie stalking Bea and shoving her into the cage as Bea tried to retreat. Valerie catches Bea picking her up in a Suplex position and whipping her back first into the side of the cell! Bea back up but Valerie catches her from behind and hits a German Suplex into the cell! Clearly for Bea the worst was yet to come! Honestly she should have just stayed down… Valerie’s dominant performance now continuing as Bea escapes around the side of the ring but Bea flipping up the apron looking for weapons! I am not sure this is necessary!
Rich Russillo: Valerie Hellstorm pulls out a bat wrapped in barbed wire! Bea Valentine is going to get sliced and diced!
Bea Valentine: :whoa: !
James Peters: Bea Valentine gets a barbed wire bat right to the face as Valerie Hellstorm charges in at full swing!
Persephone: :ahh:
Rich Russillo: No! Bea Valentine ducked under it and Valerie Hellstorm hits the side of the cage instead!
Persephone: :mjcry:
James Peters: Bea Valentine grabs the barbed wire bat as it ricochets off the side of the cell! Hard elbow catches Valerie Hellstorm in the jaw! Bea whirls around and slams the barbed wire bat into the back of Valerie!
(Close ups are shown of the barbed wire as it grinds into the skin on the back of Valerie Hellstorm digging in before tearing out ripping the flesh off her back as blood begins to pour out.)
Rich Russillo: Valerie Hellstorm getting torn up! Valerie collapses down to the mat in pain as her back begins streaming down blood. Bea Valentine coming after her now dropping the bat as she grabs the face of Valerie and slams her back first into the cell! Valerie’s torn up and bloody back going right into the steel links of the cell!
James Peters: Bea throws Valerie towards the steel steps sending her crashing into them and the steps flying everywhere. Bea now picking up some of the steel steps and she has some bad intentions for sure for sure with those things! Bea charges in sending the steel steps at full speed towards Valerie’s skull!
Rich Russillo: No! Valerie Hellstorm ducks and the steel steps bounce off the side of the cell! The steps come flying backwards and hit Bea Valentine in the face! Valerie now looking to capitalize as she picks up the steel steps and drives them down hard right on top of the fallen Bea! Valerie collapses from blood loss as well but she might have done enough to get herself back into control of this match! Bea manages to pull herself out from under the steel steps but here comes Valerie grabbing the steps once more. Bea up as Valerie hurls the steps at Bea-
James Peters: But Bea Valentine manages to dive out of the way, avoiding getting hit by those steel steps! The steel steps bounce off the side of the cell and crash to the ground with a clanking sound as Valerie looks annoyed she didn’t just decapitate her opponent here tonight!
Persephone: I am also disappointed and annoyed that didn’t happen.
James Peters: This match is continuing on now as Bea Valentine rolls back into the ring. Valerie Hellstorm also getting back into the ring as she crawls into the corner stalking her prey. Valerie has bad intentions here for sure as Bea slowly gets back up in the opposite corner. Valerie comes charging in-
Rich Russillo: But Bea Valentine has the barbed wire bat and she swings it catching Valerie Hellstorm right in the leg!
(The barbed wire bat is shown tearing into the knee pad of Valerie Hellstorm. The barbed wire cuts into the straps of the knee pad tearing the fabric and causing it to come off entirely. Some of the barbed wire sticks all the way through the padding reaching the skin of Valerie beneath and scratching that as well.)
Rich Russillo: Looks like Valerie Hellstorm lost a knee pad there. But I think she avoided the worst of that barbed wire bat attack!
Persephone: Hit her again but without the padding this time.
Rich Russillo: :wtf: You are extra bloodthirsty tonight my queen. But Bea Valentine takes advantage of the staggering Valerie Hellstorm and jabs her in the gut with the wooden bat side of the barbed wire bat. Valerie keels over. Bea now off the ropes… she connects with a Scissors Kick to the back of the neck of Valerie!!! Bea now into the cover and this could be it!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!-
James Peters: Kickout by Valerie Hellstorm! Bea Valentine does not like that! Bea rolling out of the ring now and flipping up the apron! She grabs a steel chair from beneath and she is going after Valerie with the chair! Valerie back up as she eats a hard steel chair to the back sending her right back down to the mat! Bea grabs the chair and drives it down hard right into the neck of Valerie! Now she is choking her out the air is leaving her! The referee checking on Valerie but there’s nothing he can do! It’s not illegal at all and Valerie might be unconscious soon! Valerie uses all her strength and manages to push the chair back up towards Bea with all her strength! Bea goes stumbling backwards as she drops the chair and Valerie gets back up grabbing it! Valerie going for Bea with the chair but she lost too much of her strength! Bea kicks the chair back into Valerie’s face dropping her down to the mat! Bea with the cover!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!-
Rich Russillo: Another kickout from Valerie Hellstorm. Both competitors down now as Bea holds her leg after kicking that chair into Valerie’s face. They slowly get back up to their feet as Bea manages to get there first. Bea now stalking Valerie and grabbing her by the legs but Valerie pulls herself up under the bottom rope! Valerie back up onto the apron but Bea kicks her in the head with a Superkick and Valerie falls off the apron! Valerie flies backwards back first into the side of the cell and crashes to the ground! Bea following her to the outside and kicks Valerie’s face into the side of the cell grinding her face up against it. Eventually Bea relents as Valerie desperately crawls away and pulls herself over the steel step-
James Peters: But Bea Valentine comes running in and connects with a Curb Stomp to the head of Valerie Hellstorm on the steel steps!!!
Persephone: :damn:
Rich Russillo: No! Valerie Hellstorm moves out of the way and Bea Valentine tweaks her leg stomping directly into the steel steps! Valerie takes advantage now tackling Bea from behind and shoving her into the side of the cell! The force from that nearly broke the links right off the wall! But the cell is unforgiving and holds sending both competitors falling back to the ground around the ring. Both competitors back up as they begin exchanging right hands around the ring! Valerie fighting back now as she throws Bea face first into the steel turnbuckle pole out at ringside! Valerie rips the apron off the ring and is now choking Bea out with it! Bea can’t even breath as Valerie is going to choke the life out of her! Eventually Bea collapses to the ground not moving as Valerie pulls her up by the neck using the ring apron to choke her out and Bea is hanging from the ropes by the neck and she isn’t even moving at all! Valerie eventually pulls Bea up by the neck back into the ring before going for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Persephone: Ring a ding ding.
James Peters: No! Bea Valentine somehow manages to kick out! Bea possibly kicking out out of instinct as I don’t even think she is conscious after all that choking! Bea Valentine rolls to the outside of the ring no! Valerie grabs her before she can leave! Wait Bea out of nowhere with a low blow kicking Valerie right between the legs! Valerie collapses in pain as Bea falls into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: No the kickout! I am glad it did not end that way. That is poor sportsmanship.
Persephone: Well that is what you get when you book a Hell in a Cell match. Anything goes!
Rich Russillo: You are of course right my queen. Both competitors slowly up now exchanging shots in the ring. Valerie Hellstorm managing to fight Bea Valentine back into the corner! But Bea bursts out of the corner with a Running Pump Kick staggering Valerie backwards! Valerie bounces off the ropes and takes down Bea with a Running Clothesline! Bea back up now as Valerie tosses her backwards with a Belly to Belly Suplex nearly tossing her all the way out of the ring! Bea pulls herself back up but Valerie is a raging storm of hell flailing towards her after what Bea just did to her! Valerie tosses Bea up and over the top rope to the outside crashing her down below! Valerie not finished as she repeatedly begins to bash Bea’s skull off the side of the cell! Bea has been busted wide open as Valerie won’t stop until she caves her skull in! Bea is being destroyed completely here tonight!
James Peters: Valerie Hellstorm bashes Bea Valentine’s bloody skull repeatedly off the door of the Hell in a Cell! Bea’s skull bone cracking into the lock of the door somehow manages to break it and open the cage!
Persephone: What kind of cheap ass chains do we buy around here?
Rich Russillo: Maybe Bea Valentine’s head is just really hard. Do we know if she is part Samoan? Anyway the cell has been opened up and they are free once again! Valerie dragging Bea by the hair to the outside of the Hell in a Cell structure. But she stops briefly to slam the door right on the head of Bea. Bea is completely out cold and I am convinced that Valerie could actually win this match if she wanted to but it seems she is more focused on making Bea suffer. The contendership for the EAW Specialists Championship might not even matter at this point such is her hatred for Bea.
James Peters: Valerie Hellstorm grabs a bag from underneath the ring and begins to scatter thumbtacks around on the floor outside the Hell in a Cell! We know just how dangerous those can be, and it looks like things are about to get a whole lot worse in a second! She picks Bea Valentine up-
Rich Russillo: BUT BEA COUNTERS WITH A BACK TOSS RIGHT ONTO THE TACKS LINING THE FLOOR! VALERIE SCREAMS IN PAIN AFTER LANDING RIGHT ONTO THE THUMBTACKS SHE POURED OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS HAVE COMPLETELY BACKFIRED HERE TONIGHT! Bea Valentine looks proud of what she just did to Valerie, to the point that she just laughs at her opponent!
Persephone: As funny as it is watching Valerie cry in pain, I don’t know why Bea is laughing. She knows she hasn’t won yet, right?
Rich Russillo: Valerie slowly pushes herself back to her feet, BUT BEA JUST PULLS HER IN BEFORE DELIVERING A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR, ONCE AGAIN DROPPING VALERIE ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!! Bea was careful there to make sure she didn’t land on many herself, just doing all the damage necessary to her opponent tonight as Valerie Hellstorm is really going through hell!
James Peters: Bea now slowly pulling Valerie up, BUT VALERIE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE CELL, SENDING BEA BACK FIRST INTO IT!!!! I don’t think Bea Valentine expected Valerie to retaliate like that, but I don’t think Valerie is finished with her just yet! Valerie now pulling Bea over to the barricade, AND VALERIE LIFTS BEA UP BEFORE DROPPING BEA ONTO THE BARRICADE WITH A BACK SUPLEX!!!!
Rich Russillo: Bea lands back first on the barricade around ringside before tumbling over it into the front row! The fans are scattering now as this match has gotten a bit too close for comfort! The bloody Bea is now laying on the floor as fans run around her dropping their popcorn and beer all over her in an attempt to escape! Now Valerie is hopping up over the barricade wall to go after Bea and grabs some of the audience chairs and begins to slam them down on top of her!
James Peters: Valerie Hellstorm is feasting, but Bea Valentine is unintentionally feasting on popcorn as she unconsciously lays on the floor and all the trash is piling up around her. Valerie yanks her up and slams her hard into the side of the cell once again! But Bea has a bottle of beer in her hand and she slams it right into the head of Valerie! Valerie now collapsing as Bea makes her way back over to ringside, and I think Bea has come up with an idea. It looks like she’s about to make her way up the Hell in a Cell structure!
(Valerie Hellstorm is shown slowly recovering with some shards of glass sticking out of her skull. She looks up and sees Bea Valentine halfway up the cell and begins to climb after her.)
Rich Russillo: Valerie Hellstorm now climbing up the cage only forcing Bea Valentine to climb faster in an attempt to make it to the top before Valerie. This seems like a bad idea though. Whenever wrestlers go on top of the Hell in a Cell structure it only ends badly for them. They end up falling off of it, going through it, things of that nature and nobody wants to see that. It is just too dangerous.
Persephone: Speak for yourself.
James Peters: Both competitors are now scaling the Hell in a Cell! Bea Valentine manages to get to the top first but Valerie Hellstorm is in hot pursuit! Bea decides to wait at the top for Valerie as she begins to reach the top! Valerie swings an arm up onto the top of the cell and begins to pull herself up to the top as wel-
Rich Russillo: But Bea Valentine stomps down hard on the hand of Valerie Hellstorm as she pulls herself up to the top of the cell! Valerie lets go of the cell and goes falling off crashing down below!
James Peters: No! Valerie Hellstorm manages to hold on with one hand and swings her legs up around landing on top of the cell! That was a close call! Bea Valentine is very annoyed by this and begins pummeling at Valerie and tries to shove her off the cell as she gets back up! But Valerie is able to maintain her footing as she retaliates with punches of her own throwing them right up at Bea Valentine rocking her backwards towards the center of the cell.
(The camera zooms backwards to show both women exchanging blows on the top of the Hell in a Cell structure as the crowd cheers them on.)
Rich Russillo: Wait look out Valerie Hellstorm just took Bea Valentine’s head off with a Spinning Heel Kick! Bea collapses down on top of the cell as Valerie grabs her by the arm and yanks her in! Valerie lifts Bea up over her shoulders and this could be bad news! Valerie running towards the side of the cell with Bea!
James Peters: But Bea Valentine fighting back with elbows to the skull of Valerie Hellstorm! She pulls herself around behind Valerie and shoves Valerie towards the edge! But Valerie manages to whirl herself around in time and rolls back to the center of the cell! Bea is annoyed Valerie didn’t fall and charges in!
Persephone: Fall off already.
Rich Russillo: Valerie Hellstorm catches Bea Valentine as she charges in! Bea up over Valerie’s shoulders once again!!!
James Peters: THE FINAL FLASH!!! THE GTS CONNECTS, AND BEA VALENTINE IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT, BUT SO IS VALERIE!!!!! THE FINISHER CONNECTED, BUT AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE SHE’S TAKEN VALERIE CAN’T CAPITALIZE!!!! SHE CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE COVER!!!!
Rich Russillo: Valerie Hellstorm literally has glass stuck in her head thanks to that beer bottle, and that was only a fraction of the damage she’s taken in this Hell in a Cell match! Bea Valentine and Valerie Hellstorm have thrown everything at each other, and in turn these two are at the top of the cell with absolutely nothing they can do!
James Peters: Valerie Hellstorm is beginning to stir, but it’s been so long that Bea had the strength to at least roll away from Valerie before Valerie could capitalize. Valerie is pushing herself back to her feet, and at this point I’m not sure if she’s even in disbelief over this match not being over this match not being over with or if she’s too exhausted to even think about it. Either way, Valerie begins making her way over to Bea.
Rich Russillo: Valerie now pulling Bea Valentine back up to her feet, and-
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND!!! LOOK OUT VALERIE!!!
Rich Russillo: BEA JUST REACHED INTO HER BOOT AND TOOK OUT BRASS KNUCKLES, BEFORE PUNCHING VALERIE IN THE FACE WITH THEM!!! VALERIE IS OUT, AND NOW LOOK AT BEA VALENTINE!!!!!
James Peters: BEA VALENTINE GRABS VALERIE HELLSTORM BEFORE THROWING HER OFF THE CELL!!!!
Persephone: :oh:
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James Peters: HOLY SHIT VALERIE HELLSTORM IS DEAD! SHE KILLED HER!
Persephone: It’s okay she will be ready to compete on Voltage again next week.
Rich Russillo: BEA VALENTINE CLIMBS DOWN THE CELL, KNOWING THAT THERE’S NOT A CHANCE VALERIE HELLSTORM CAN CONTINUE AFTER THAT! EVEN THE REFEREE LOOKS SHOCKED AFTER WHAT JUST OCCURRED!!!!
James Peters: BEA FINALLY MAKES IT DOWN TO RINGSIDE, AND SHE DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME!!!! BEA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA VALEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
( ‘Imma Be’ by the Black Eyed Peas hits to loud boos from the crowd. Bea Valentine remains laid out on top of Valerie, only able to barely sit up as the referee raises her hand.)
Rich Russillo: Wow I can’t believe the brutality I just witnessed! Bea Valentine manages to come out the other side despite taking so much of the punishment during this match!
James Peters: Valerie Hellstorm was extremely close to picking up the victory there, but in the end the wear and tear these two suffered just became too much. In the end that gave Bea a huge opportunity, and resulted in her winning this one.
Rich Russillo: Bea Valentine holds onto her future Specialists Championship match, but it wasn’t without a fight. Congratulations to Bea Valentine!
(Medical officials are shown coming out to the ringside area to wheel Valerie Hellstorm out on a stretcher as the Hell in a Cell structure is raised.)
(The camera fades to a commercial featuring various EAW Elitists going to a One Piece cosplay convention. The convention features Malcolm Jones as Zoro, Andre Walker as Sanji, and Serenity Valdez as Nami.)
(Territorial Invasion comes back from a brief commercial break as the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH!!!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Attention’ By Doja Cat would hit the speakers of the arena to a chorus of boos, as Sierra Everett would make her way out and onto the stage, looking as confident as can be. She flashes a mischievous smirk, before beginning to make her way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the first team! First, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 130 pounds, she is The ‘CROWN JEWEL!!!!’ SEEEEEIERRRRRRAAAA EVERETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Hikarunara’ by Goose House hits the speakers to a more mixed reaction of boos, with some cheers sprinkled in there, as Mei Sakai would make her way out next. She looks around, looking ready for business, as she would make her way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Residing in Albuquerque, New Mexico, weighing in at 125 pounds, she is The ‘DARK KITSUNE!!!!!!!’ MEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SASKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(From there, ‘What The Dead Men Say’ by Trivium would hit, the boos continued to grow even louder, as Delilah Rose would eagerly make her way out onto the stage. She looks to be as focused as can be, shooting a deadly glare into the camera before walking to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: From Sheffield, England, weighing in at 130 pounds, she is The ‘FINAL BOSS!!!!!” DEEEEEELILLLAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And finally, ‘Hirohira No Hanabira’ by Stereopony would hit the speakers, and the crowd would explode into cheers, as both Kasai and Nikki Kimura would make their way onto the stage. They both look as confident and happy as can be, looking towards each other and nodding, before they would make their way to the ring side by side.)
Bella Braxton: And finally! At a combined weight of 265 pounds, they are the team of KASAI AND NIKKI KIMURA…… COOOOOOSMICCCCCCCC CAPTAAAAAAINNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As they all made it into the ring, ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West would hit the speakers of the arena, the cheers continued to grow louder, as Johnny Andrews would make his way out and onto the stage. The slow motion entrance hits, as he would make his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And now, introducing the opposing team; first! From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is The ‘FACE OF ELITE!!!!!!’ JOOOOOHHNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AAAAANDREEEWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Ready To Die’ by The Notorious B.I.G. would then begin to play, the crowd falling into boos once more, as Lucas Johnson would make his way out onto the stage, looking as confident as ever before. He takes a look around, before pushing forward to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Next! From Long Island, New York, weighing in at 204 pounds, he is The ‘EMPEROR OF VIOLENCE!!!’ LUUUUCCASSSSSSSSS JOOOOHNNNNSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno would play shortly after, cheers raining down, as MITSU would walk out onto the stage, wearing the classic comic book inspired gear, with a smug smirk on his face. He fixes his entrance coat, before making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: From Sōka, Saitama, Japan, weighing in at 187 pounds, he is The ‘GOLDEN DOYEN!!!!!’ MIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘The World Is Mine’ by The Lost Themes hits to a more mixed reaction, as Korey Gaines would make his way through the curtain and onto the stage. He takes a deep breath in, smiling from the welcoming reaction as he walks down the ramp and heads to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, weighing in at 170 pounds, he is The ‘EXTREME!!!!!!!!’ KOOOOOREEEYYYYYYYYY GAAAAINESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And finally, ‘El Gavilan’ by Luis R Conriquez, Peso Pluma, y Tony Aguirre would hit the speakers to the loudest reaction out of anyone else from the match, as Roberto De La Rosa, of course with the family surrounding him, made his way onto the stage. With a cocky smirk on his face, he would begin to make his way down the ramp, taking it all in as he makes it to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And last, but certainly not least! Residing in Miami Florida, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is ‘EL PADRASTRO!!!!!’ ROOOOBERTOOOO DEEE LAAAA ROOOOSSSAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING DING DING! )
Gavin Kirkland: Let the Divide and Conquer begin! Two teams and one opportunity! Johnny Andrews and Delilah Rose are kicking this match off for their respective teams. It’s a clash between Showdown and Showdown here first. Well, it’s very obvious who I’m picking here when it comes to my beloved brand…..
Stew-O: Ah so Johnny And-
Gavin Kirkland: HELL NO! EW, NO! HE’S NOT EVEN LIMMY MONAGHAN! OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE DELILAH ROSE! Any women who are representatives of my brand this year definitely have me putting my money on them! They need to win! They have to win! They will be the ones to beat that 24/7 fraud, Roberto De La Rosa!
Stew-O: :skip: Anyway, guys. Johnny and Delilah now meet each other at the center of the ring and both competitors lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Johnny quickly goes right behind, snapmares Delilah down to the ground, and puts her right in a side headlock.
Gavin Kirkland: Delilah finds herself locked in by Johnny, slowly pushing Johnny towards the ropes and launching him off them! Yeah, whoop his ass, my final boss!
Stew-O: SHOULDER TACKLE TAKES DOWN JOHNNY BUT HE IMMEDIATELY KIPS BACK TO BOTH FEET, DROPKICK TAKES DOWN DELILAH!
Gavin Kirkland: I know that dropkick is far from enough to put down Delilah! Do you think she has the Final Boss name for no reason? Johnny is just too damn stupid to realize that!
Persephone: He’s just like you for real.
Gavin Kirkland: What do you mean I’m stupid? I’m the living encyclopedia of women’s wrestling, watch your mouth!
Persephone: Alright man.
Stew-O: I think we should stop talking much around here and actually keep our focus on this match. Johnny has been on a roll so far in this match against Delilah Rose. Delilah ends up in the corner, Johnny steps in, and he sends her to the opposite corner where all his team members are standing by… Crossbody colliding with Delilah at the corner, sending her rolling to both feet at the corner of the ring, Johnny grabs the rope and hops off it!… BEAUTIFUL DIVING HURRICANRANA BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT! DELILAH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Johnny falls onto his tailbone while Delilah quickly rises back up, CONNECTING WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST THAT LEAVES JOHNNY REELING! Delilah heaves Johnny back up to his feet before she then sends him into one of the corners, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE! Delilah then grabs him by the arm and sends him to the opposite corner… BEFORE THEN FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH ANOTHER HIGH KNEE-
Stew-O: JUST FOR JOHNNY TO CATCH HIM AND DROP HIM WITH A URANAGE! Delilah is dropped as Johnny then brings him up, dragging him toward a corner…
( TAG! )
Stew-O: A tag is made and now it’s Dynasty time to roll! MITSU has just made a tag and enters the competition with a determined look in his eyes. He goes straight at Delilah, keeping her trapped in the corner with a couple of methodical stomps. Delilah finds herself stuck in the corner with MITSU taking control of the situation. The Golden Doyen has his opponent locked in his sights, sending Delilah to the corner. Delilah hits her back and bounces off the corner… RUNNING UPPERCUT AND DOWN GOES DELILAH!
Gavin Kirkland: I would say that’s a pretty impressive uppercut from MITSU there to take down Delilah Rose with all that power. But as I said, if Delilah Rose were MITSU, she would have been a better wrestler than MITSU himself, but it’s just me! MITSU is great, but I don’t know when he’s in the same ring as MITSU! Back to the match here, MITSU starts dragging Delilah back onto her feet and grabs one of her wrists to twist it all around.
Stew-O: MITSU takes care of the issue like a professional. Delilah has been working hard throughout the process and her opponent brings to this match so far. Delilah slowly rises back to her feet while her wrist is still being locked by MITSU. He releases the hold and quickly delivers a forearm at the side of Delilah’s head!
Persephone: YAWN. These two are as boring as Voltage’s talents here. I really want to die by just watching this match right now.
Stew-O: MITSU now grabs Delilah and sends her flying towards the ropes, but Delilah pulls the middle rope, stopping herself in her tracks. MITSU charges in, attempting a clothesline to send Delilah over the ropes. Delilah counters with a kick to the gut, followed by an ax handle strike to his spine. She quickly seizes hold of MITSU’s wrist, pushing him towards the ropes and launching him off this time… BICYCLE KNEE AT MITSU!
Gavin Kirkland: MITSU dashes right to the side and manages to avoid the knee! MITSU is now right behind Delilah and he got her by a hold of her wrist for ‘DOYEN DOMINION’ RAINMAKER LARIAT BUT THAT’S JUST ALMOST! Delilah crumples to the ground before quickly crawling all the way to the corner, looking to make a tag and let someone else take over instead of attempting to finish things off herself….
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: A tag is made again and Nikki Kimura!
Nikki Kimura: (Off-Mic) :man_standing:
Delilah Rose: (Off-Mic) Your turn, mate! Good luck with that! Teehee!
Persephone: Teehee my ass, you ugly bitch.
Gavin Kirkland: I guess Nikki Kimura steps into the match to come and face MITSU. It’s a competition between two respected Japanese competitors that we have in Elite Answer Wrestling here. MITSU and Nikki Kimura, but of course, my money is on Nikki, and you already know why. Nikki slowly keeps her pace to maintain her balance here. MITSU remains focused in this match, and now both-
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: Wait- but why?
Persephone: This guy needs some attention.
( MITSU turns back around and he just notices that Johnny has slapped his shoulder to signal him to go into the ring. MITSU seems to be a bit dissatisfied with what Johnny has just done, but Johnny goes into the ring and ignores him completely to come face to face with Nikki, who stands there and adjusts, waiting for the men’s team to declare everything. )
Johnny Andrews: (Off-Mic) I got this, homie. :100:
Persephone: No you don’t, jobber.
Stew-O: Johnny then makes a tag and now he comes face to face with Nikki Kimura instead of MITSU. MITSU doesn’t like the idea, but however, we need to keep on rolling here and see what Johnny could be doing here. Maybe Johnny confidently looks to settle the first score there.
Gavin Kirkland: Johnny puts his focus right into the match there and he charges for the legs, looking to take them down, but Nikki avoids it, jumping over, stepping right onto his idea and backing down the ropes… BAM! NICE BASEMENT DROPKICK!
Stew-O: JOHNNY HAS JUST BEEN CONNECTED RIGHT BY THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT JUST THERE, ENDING UP ROLLING DOWN AROUND THERE ON THE GROUND. NIKKI STILL HAS JOHNNY LOCKED ON, WASTING NO TIME LEAPING OFF THE GROUND AND LANDING ON JOHNNY WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT. BUT JOHNNY, WITH BOTH KNEES CATCHING HER, TURNS NIKKI RIGHT INTO A ROLL-UP!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: QUICK KICK OUT BY NIKKI!
Gavin Kirkland: JOHNNY ANDREWS ALMOST GOING TO STEAL IT RIGHT THERE. NIKKI ROLLS OFF AND TURNS TO HER FEET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! JOHNNY ALREADY PULLED HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, QUICKER THAN NIKKI, AND HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF SPEED, SEIZING NIKKI AND SEARCHING FOR THE SKULL CRACKER DDT! HIS VERY OWN TWIST ON THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT!
Stew-O: NIKKI TURNS THE TIDE BEFORE BEING DRIVEN ONTO THE GROUND BY JOHNNY AS SHE HAS JUST ESCAPED IN TIME, SENDING JOHNNY BOTH KNEES ALONG ON THE GROUND BY JUST STOMPING HER FOOT THROUGH THE AIR! JOHNNY CRASHES BOTH KNEES TO THE GROUND AND LOOKS UP… TO THE SUPERKICK COMING RIGHT TO HIS JAW! JOHNNY HAS JUST BEEN KNOCKED OUT, OH MY GOD!
Persephone: Please don’t tell me.
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS REAL, RIGHT? AM I WATCHING SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW! NIKKI HAS JUST SENT JOHNNY DROPPING TO THE GROUND THERE, AND NIKKI ALWAYS HAS JOHNNY FACING THE MUSIC WITH BOTH KNEES! SHE’S GOT BOTH OF JOHNNY’S WRISTS AND SHE’S LOOKING TO LAUNCH THIS! JOHNNY’S TIME IS COMING TO AN END!
Stew-O: KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE! CONNECTING AND GOING FOR A COVER! NIKKI GOT JOHNNY!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE IS GOING FOR THE PIN BUT THE MALE SIDE IS QUICKLY ENTERING INTO THE RING! LUCAS JOHNSON IS A HAIR AWAY BUT MEMBERS OF THE FEMALE SIDE HAVE BARGED IN AS WELL TO HELP FIGHT THEM OFF AS MEI SASAKI SHUTS HIM DOWN WITH A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD! COULD THIS BE IT FOR JOHNNY?!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: Johnny Andrews has been eliminated!
Persephone: https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc2pscXNweWlscTAycW5yMTZvYWZhNTN3cndqaHoxZTJkamNyZGkwNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/XFjftr7wz7ser2cbVe/giphy.gif
Stew-O: NIKKI GOT THE FIRST ELIMINATION! SHE JUST TOOK OUT JOHNNY ANDREWS! Of all people, I didn’t believe that Johnny Andrews would have hit the breaks that fast here tonight, but WOW, Nikki has just pulled a quick one and shown how serious she has become in this competition!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s okay that’s fine! Showdown is still in! We are good! Yeah!
Stew-O: Johnny has just been taken out of the match, and nobody could really believe what they have just witnessed there. What male team is going to send out right now?
(Lucas and Mei’s fight has spilled to the outside but it seems to calm down as Korey Gaines and KASAI rear the opposite sides of the ring, looking to help out. The chaos subsides as the first elimination happens. Everybody on the male’s side eases off a bit while there with Roberto standing right in the middle of the conversation and taunting. Before Roberto goes into the ropes, all the talks stop as Roberto goes into their ring and becomes the legal competitor of his own team. )
Persephone: Oh fuck this guy.
Gavin Kirkland: But that’s your team????
Persephone: Dynasty’s trash. Showdown’s the ultimate Garbage. Snoozefest award goes to Voltage.
Stew-O: Roberto has become Nikki’s competitor. Nikki stands there and she doesn’t have much time to make a decision here. She needs to think quick while Roberto stands tall and ready to bring heat to this competition.
Sierra Everett: (Off-Mic) HEY!
( Nikki turns around as Sierra calls her from behind. Sierra waves at her while continuing to speak to Nikki. )
Sierra Everett: (Off-Mic) Yes YOU! Come here and tag me in!
Nikki Kimura: (Off-Mic) Uhhhh….
Sierra Everett: (Off-Mic) TAG! :clap: ME! :clap: IN! :clap: Did you hear what I just said?
( Nikki is a bit hesitant when Sierra calls her in for a tag, but she ultimately nods and walks down to make the tag with Sierra. )
Sierra Everett: (Off-Mic) Thank you.
Persephone: Oh Jesus christ, this is even worse.
Stew-O: WELL, NOW IT’S SIERRA EVERETT AND ROBERTO DE LA ROSA FACING OFF. AS SOON AS SIERRA BECOMES THE LEGAL COMPETITOR OF HER TEAM, SHE RUSHES TOWARD ROBERTO AND TRIES TO TAKE HIM DOWN QUICKLY. THERE ISN’T MUCH TIME TO WASTE HERE! BUT ROBERTO STOPS THE ATTACK WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT INTO HER CHEST, SENDING SIERRA ROLLING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO STANDS TALL, WATCHING SIERRA BEING SENT DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. HE SEIZES THIS PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO JUMP OVER THE ROPES, LANDING ON BOTH FEET ON THE APRON. ROBERTO EXPERTLY HOOKS ON AND NOW HE’S SPRINGING HIMSELF OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE! TAKING OUT SIERRA EVERETT!
Stew-O: SIERRA HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN A PEG OR TWO BY THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER, ROBERTO, SENDING SIERRA BACK TO THE RING WITH A BUMP. ROBERTO HOPS UP TO THE APRON AND AIMS FOR THE MOON STRAIGHT AWAY! SIERRA SLOWLY ASCENDS BACK TO HER FEET AS ROBERTO HAS HER IN HIS SIGHTS ONCE AGAIN, LEAPING OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE TOP ROPE!…. RIGHT INTO HURRICANRANA!
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA MOVES OUT OF HER WAY!
Persephone: Fucking idiot.
Stew-O: ROBERTO HAS JUST SENT HIMSELF CRASHING TO THE GROUND THERE, WITH SIERRA BEING RIGHT IN AN EAGER SPOT AND STEPPING IN TO PICK ROBERTO COMING FOR THE GROUND THERE, SEIZING HIM IN AND IMMEDIATELY CONNECTING ON THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!…
Gavin Kirkland: APHRODITE’S KISS! THE ROLLING CUTTER SHUTS DOWN ROBERTO! SHE HOOKS THE LEG AND LOOKS TO BE THE ONE TO SECURE THIS MOMENT! SIERRA EVERETT WITH THE COVER ON ROBERTO!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Persephone: Roberto De La Rosa has been eliminated!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO KICKS OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!
Stew-O: SIERRA IS IN A VERY BIG SHOCK THERE, THINKING SHE HAD IT WITH THE ROLLING CUTTER, BUT ROBERTO KICKED OUT. SIERRA’S CONFIDENCE IS WANING, AND HER FOCUS IMMEDIATELY CHANGES! SIERRA RISES TO HER FEET FROM THE GROUND AND GRABS ROBERTO RIGHT OFF THE GROUND, PUTTING HIM ON HER SHOULDERS!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD, SHE’S LOOKING TO LAUNCH MOUNT EVERETT ON ROBERTO! THIS COULD BE IT!
Stew-O: NO! ROBERTO HAS JUST FRONT-FLIPPED HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE AND LANDED ON BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. HE CHARGES STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE ROPES AND COMES BACK… SPEAR!! TALON DE ÁGUILA CUTS HER IN HALF-
Gavin Kirkland: SPANISH FLY! SIERRA HITS A SPANISH FLY! COVER ON ROBERTO IMMEDIATELY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: ROBERTO STILL KICKS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: TIME IS MONEY AND EVERYTHING IS GOING VERY QUICKLY HERE FOR EVERYBODY, FOLKS! SIERRA’S FACE HAS BECOME MUCH MORE DETERMINED AND SHE KEEPS AIMING TO TAKE DOWN ROBERTO WITH BIG MOVES HERE!
Stew-O: SIERRA GOES BEHIND ROBERTO AND COMES UP FROM THE GROUND AGAIN! ROBERTO ON HER SHOULDERS, AND SHE’S AT IT AGAIN! SHE ATTEMPTS FOR ANOTHER MOUNT EVEREST!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO SLIPS OUT AND LANDS BEHIND SIERRA!… CARTEL EXECUTION! REAR NAKED CHOKE-
Stew-O: SIERRA HAS JUST SENT ROBERTO ROLLING IN THE HAY ONCE AGAIN! SIERRA RUNS IN AND CHARGES STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GATE-
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS THIS TIME! SIERRA HAS JUST BEEN KNOCKED FOR A LOOP BY A MASSIVE SPEAR FROM ROBERTO! ROBERTO ISN’T BACKING DOWN, PICKING SIERRA FROM THE GROUND AND HOISTING HER RIGHT ON HIS SHOULDERS!…. GRITO MEXICANO! SPINNING HIGH-CROSS SITTING POWERBOMB! ROBERTO HOOKS THE LEG! SIERRA IS DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: Sierra Everett has been eliminated!
Persephone: That’s two gone… and a whole lot more people left, you can see just how excited I am about all of this.
(The female side looks just as unhappy about all of this as the male side was after Johnny was eliminated. They reset and talk this one over as Roberto with a smirk on his face dusts off his shoulders and gets back up to his feet.)
Stew-O: Roberto De La Rosa has taken out Sierra Everett, and you can see the woman’s side is very unhappy about this considering that Sierra was the one who forced herself to tag in. Roberto makes his way back over to his corner…
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Oh boy! The big guns! Lucas Johnson is in this match and he’s ready to go! And on the other hand it looks like Delilah Rose is now in for her team! AND LUCAS WASTES NO TIME LAUNCHING FORWARD AND ATTACKING DELILAH WITH SOME HARD PALM STRIKES TO THE FACE! Delilah is pushed back to an empty corner as Lucas transitions to kicks to the chest that begin to light up the fellow Showdown Elitist! Lucas then grabs her by the head and throws her down to the center of the ring, RUSHING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO ROCK DELILAH!
Stew-O: BUT DELILAH PUSHES THE KNEE OUT OF THE WAY! She turns Lucas around, BEFORE CLOCKING HIM ACROSS THE HEAD WITH A HEADBUTT! Lucas stumbles back as Delilah then grabs him by the arm and sends him toward the opposite side of the ring… DELILAH LEAPING INTO THE RING AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST TO TAKE HIM DOWN! Lucas is in dire straits as Delilah brings him back up to his feet, grabbing him by the wrists…
Persephone: LMAO! NO WAY HE’S ABOUT TO GET ELIMINATED! DELILAH IS GOING FOR THE ‘LILITH’ KAMEGOYE!
Stew-O: BUT LUCAS MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE GRABBING A HOLD OF HIM AND CONNECTING WITH A SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! LUCAS HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DELILAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP! She quickly rolls toward the edge of the ring and Lucas is back up, making his way over and trying to grab a hold of her, but it looks like Mei Sasaki and the Cosmic Captains are trying to distract him while their partner catches her breath! BUT LUCAS JUST FOREARM’D MEI IN THE FACE! AS NIKKI AND KASAI TRY TO GET IN THE RING BUT THE REFEREE IS QUICK TO HOLD THEM BACK! Lucas with a smirk then turns his attention back to Delilah…
Persephone: BUT THIS IDIOT JUST ALLOWED DELILAH TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING! DELILAH THEN RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND BACK… BEFORE LEAPING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKING HIM DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Stew-O: Delilah gets back up to her feet, BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE KOREY GAINES ROUND THE CORNER AND CONNECT WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE TO TAKE HER OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: Roberto and MITSU quickly follow in pursuit as now the three of them are laying into Delilah with punches! BUT THERE’S HOPE AS NIKKI AND KASAI QUICKLY JUMP OFF THE APRON AND HELP OUT HER PARTNER IN NEED! IT’S A COMPLETE BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW! CARNAGE EARLY ON IN THE DIVIDE & CONQUER MATCH! But wait…
Stew-O: MEI SASAKI! MEI IS ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LAUNCHES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT THAT TAKES EVERYONE DOWN AT THE RINGSIDE AREA!
(The crowd is on their feet right now in excitement for what has gone down. Through all the chaos though, Delilah Rose is seen staggering up and rolling herself back into the ring, and on the other hand, Kasai is seen climbing up onto the apron as well.)
(TAG!)
Persephone: Oh brother, tag team action.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI IS TAGGED IN AS SHE ENTERS INTO THE RING-
Stew-O: WAIT! BUT BEFORE DELILAH CAN LEAVE THE RING IT’S LUCAS THAT SLIDES IN AND CONNECTS WITH ‘THE LIGHTSWITCH’ TO DELILAH! CLAYMORE TO THE HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: DELILAH IS DOWN AND LUCAS TURNS AROUND AND GOES FOR ANOTHER ‘THE LIGHTSWITCH’ WHILE KASAI RUSHES TOWARD HIM!
Stew-O: BUT KASAI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! LUCAS IS DOWN BEFORE KASAI BRINGS LUCAS UP AND CONNECTS WITH ‘PHOENIX STRIKE’! THE REVERSE CUTTER CONNECTS! KASAI GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW AND LOOKS TO SIZE HIM UP…
Gavin Kirkland: AS SHE LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A QUICK ‘KITSUNE’S BLESSING’! THE MOONSAULT LEG DROP CONNECTS ACROSS THE CHEST OF LUCAS AND KASAI HOOKS THE LEG WHILE THE REST OF LUCAS’ TEAMMATES ARE BEING HELD BACK AT RINGSIDE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated!
Persephone: God bless, no more garbage wrestling… Well, at least one less garbage wrestler.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Mei Sasaki is tagged in as soon as KASAI is through with getting rid of one of the members of the male side. And it looks like Roberto De La Rosa, MITSU, and Korey Gaines are on the outside looking visibly frustrated with this 4-on-3 disadvantage. KOREY VOLUNTEERS AND CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON THOUGH AS HE LAUNCHES OFF OF THE ROPES WHILE MEI IS ENTERING IN AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE BACK TO TAKE HER DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Mei quickly rolls away and stumbles up to her feet as Gaines quickly rushes forward, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! Mei is taken down but quickly gets back up, AS GAINES CONNECTS WITH A SECOND CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD! STARTING TO GAIN SOME MOMENTUM! Mei gets up again, feeling the walls begin to close in… AS KOREY TRIES TO GO FOR A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW-
Stew-O: BUT MEI MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HIS LEG BEFORE SWEEPING HIS LEG AND TAKING HIM DOWN, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND TAKING THE AIR OUT OF HIS LUNGS WITH A HUGE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!
Persephone: BUT ON THE OUTSIDE IT LOOKS LIKE ROBERTO AND MITSU HAVE PULLED THE RUG UNDER DELILAH AND THE COSMIC CAPTAINS! ROBERTO AND MITSU ARE FENDING IT OFF AND IT SEEMS LIKE THIS WAS THEIR PLAN! BEGIN TO PICK OFF THE FEMALE SIDE OF THINGS SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE THIS MATCH ALL TO THEMSELVES! ACTUAL SMART THINKING FROM ELITISTS FOR ONCE!
Stew-O: Gaines is stumbling up to his feet, BUT MEI QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Gaines is then dropped to a knee as Mei then runs to the ropes and back… GRABBING A HOLD OF THE HEAD OF GAINES AND PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING STO! Gaines tried to roll himself away but Mei has him back up to his feet… BEFORE LEAPING UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTING WITH A HURRICANRANA WHICH SENDS GAINES TOWARD THE MIDDLE ROPE! Mei then runs to the ropes and back…
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A TIGER FEINT KICK TO THE FACE! KOREY IS DOWN AND MEI QUICKLY SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING! WE KNOW WHAT SHE’S GOING FOR RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: SHE’S GOING FOR ‘DISINTEGRATION’! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF KOREY’S HEAD!
(CRASH!)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE’S COMPLETELY TAKEN OFF GUARD AS ROBERTO AT RINGSIDE HAS JUST TAKEN NIKKI KIMURA AND RAMMED HER STRAIGHT INTO THE RINGSTEPS AT FULL FORCE! BOTH KASAI AND DELILAH ARE DOWN ON THE GROUND AND IT SEEMS LIKE MITSU AND ROBERTO HAVE CLEANED HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF WEAPONS AT THEIR DISPOSAL!
Persephone: KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL IDIOT!
(Mei is left with a choice whether or not to help her team or to finish a weakened Korey once and for all. She takes a moment, before ultimately sizing him up…)
Stew-O: MEI GOES FOR ‘DISINTEGRATION’!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KOREY DUCKS UNDER AND ROLLS MEI UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bella Braxton: Mei Sasaki has been eliminated!
Persephone: Told you.
(Mei is in shock as Korey quickly rolls out of the ring, a smile on his face as he holds his hands up in innocence. It is now an equal 3-on-3 battle.)
Stew-O: Nikki Kimura looks to be the one to get back into this match as she staggers back up…
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: ONLY FOR ROBERTO TO STEP IN AND CONNECT WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD WHICH SENDS HER DOWN! Roberto is shouting instructions at Korey as he rolls back into the ring, Roberto taking Nikki and rolling her back in as well. Kasai and Delilah are stirring but Roberto is keeping him at bay with the steel chair, on the other hand MITSU is making his way around the ring and holding out his hand…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: AS MITSU IS TAGGED IN!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘DOYEN’S DOMINION’! RIPCORD LARIAT TAKES NIKKI’S HEAD OFF AND THAT MIGHT BE THE DAGGER! MITSU GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Nikki Kimura has been eliminated!
Persephone: TWO IN A ROW??? TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY!
Stew-O: THE MALE SIDE HAS ELIMINATED TWO OF THE FEMALE SIDE! AND DELILAH ROSE AND KASAI ARE LEFT AT A SIGNIFICANT HANDICAP HERE AND IT SHOWS! ROBERTO, MITSU, AND GAINES ARE WORKING IN UNISON TO PICK THEM APART AND THEY KNOW THAT THERE ISN’T GOING TO BE MUCH TIME BEFORE THERE IS ONLY THE THREE OF THEM LEFT!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DELILAH IS RIGHT BACK UP AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES ROBERTO DOWN TO THE GROUND! The chair flies out of his hand as Delilah thinks fast, GAINES ROUNDING THE CORNER IN ATTACK- BUT DELILAH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE SENDING GAINES INTO ONE OF THE BARRICADES SHOULDER FIRST!
Stew-O: Delilah rounds the corner and slides into the ring, MITSU now just getting up…
Gavin Kirkland: ‘KISS GOODNIGHT’! SHINING WIZARD TO A KNEELING MITSU TAKES HIM DOWN! DELILAH QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT ROBERTO SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GETS THE SAVE! DELILAH IS TAKEN OUT AND ROBERTO IS NOW JUST LAYING INTO HER NOW BEFORE THEN QUICKLY ROLLING ONTO THE APRON AND EYEING HER AS SHE GETS UP…
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S GOING FOR ‘BORDER CRASHER’! THE SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: BUT DELILAH CONNECTS WITH A V-TRIGGER TO THE HEAD OUT OF MIDAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE THEN CONNECTING WITH A ‘LILITH’ KAMIGOYE TO THE FACE OF ROBERTO! DELILAH IS ON FIRE!
Stew-O: Roberto is knocked out and rolls out of the ring while Delilah climbs up to the top rope, eyeing her prey now as she looks to finish the job…
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S GOING FOR ‘FUNERAL FOR YESTERDAY’! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF MITSU!
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: KOREY GAINES! HE JUST CLIMBED UP ONTO THE APRON AND SMASHED A CHAIR AGAINST THE SPINE OF DELILAH AS SHE CRASHES DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS HE SHOOTS UP TO HIS FEET AND GRABS A HOLD OF DELILAH…
Gavin Kirkland: A SECOND ‘DOYEN’S DOMINION’! RIPCORD LARIAT KNOCKS DELILAH OFF OF THE GROUND AND MITSU GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Delilah Rose has been eliminated!)
Persephone: ANOTHER LOSER GONE! YESSSS WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THIS MATCH ENDING!
Stew-O: Don’t say that! Delilah Rose made it very far into this match, but unfortunately she was eliminated by MITSU. This leaves him, Korey Gaines anx Roberto with only Kasai. If they can eliminate her, the winner of this match will come down to only Korey MITSU and Roberto.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: What the… Korey Gaines just tagged himself into the match! Kasai charges in- BUT GAINES TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! Korey Gaines now heading up top!
Gavin Kirkland: FLYING CROSSBODY FROM KOREY GAINES TO KASAI!!!
Stew-O: NO KASAI ROLLS OVER AND CATCHES KOREY GAINES IN A PIN!!!! THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Korey Gaines has been eliminated!
Stew-O: WOW, WHAT AN ELIMINATION!!!! WHAT AN ELIMINATION FOR KASAI!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but we’re not done yet! Roberto runs into the ring!
Stew-O: KASAI LOOKS FOR A SUPERKICK BUT ROBERTO GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE DELIVERING A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE! Immediately Roberto slows the pace down a bit as he sends Kasai into the corner before charging in- BUT KASAI GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SHOOT KICK! KASAI NOW LOOKING FOR AN IRISH WHIP-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ROBERTO TURNS IT AROUND BEFORE PULLING HER IN FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Roberto has the advantage right now, and now he pulls Kasai into his corner! He just starts stomping away at Kasai, before tagging in MITSU! Knowing that it’s only her left I can see why they’d start utilizing their teamwork like this. It makes things easier for them as long as it comes down to MITSU and Roberto. I know who I’m rooting for though, and it’s NOT them!
Persephone: We do NOT care. MITSU just dragged Kasai out of the corner now, and I think he’s just gonna do us all a favor and put Kasai out of her misery. I’m grateful for that honestly, because I’m not sure why anyone cares about something like this. MITSU DRAGS KASAI UP AND GRABS HER ARM FROM BEHIND, AND HE GOES FOR DOYEN’S DOMINION!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO! KASAI DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE SHOVING MITSU RIGHT INTO HIS PARTNER!!!! MITSU CRASHES INTO ROBERTO DE LA ROSA, AND NOW KASAI IMMEDIATELY CAPITALIZES AS SHE PULLS MITSU’S HEAD BACK FROM BEHIND!
Gavin Kirkland: YESSS!!! PHOENIX STRIKE!!!! THE PHOENIX STRIKE CONNECTS AND THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!
Persephone: What?
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI GOES FOR THE COVER ON MITSU TO END IT, AND THERE IT IS!!!!!
OOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!?!? NO! HOW!? HOW DID MITSU KICK OUT!?!?
Persephone: You do realize that even if he didn’t, Roberto is still here, right? This match unfortunately won’t be ending just yet, especially if they’re kicking out like this.
Stew-O: Kasai is a bit surprised that MITSU found the kickout, but she remains focused, knowing that if she doesn’t, this could be all over for her. Kasai now beginning to head up the top rope-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LOOK AT THAT! THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER IS HOLDING ONTO HER LEG! HOW DARE HE!? GET OFF OF HER! GET OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW!!!
Persephone: Oh my God, SHUT UP! Roberto is obviously trying to stop her from eliminating one of his team members. Now WHY he’d want to stop MITSU from being eliminated knowing that he’d have to fight him anyway, I don’t know.
Stew-O: I don’t think it’s about stopping him from getting eliminated, it may just be about prolonging it! Either way I’m sure he wouldn’t want to lose the advantage he has right now- BUT KASAI IS ABLE TO KICK ROBERTO OFF OF HER! Roberto now backing off as Kasai gets into position-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THAT MAY HAVE GIVEN MITSU ALL THE TIME HE NEEDED TO GET BACK INTO THIS!!!! MITSU JUST RAN UP TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABBED KASAI! MITSU IS TRYING TO TAKE KASAI OUT OF THIS ONE, AND NOW HE BEGINS HITTING KASAI WITH REPEATED ELBOWS TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE STAYS DOWN! IF MITSU CAN CONNECT THIS LATE INTO THE MATCH, THIS ONE MIGHT BE OVER!!!!! WE MAY BE DOWN TO JUST MITSU AND ROBERTO!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO! KASAI DELIVERS A BUNCH OF BACK ELBOWS TO MITSU!!!! I THINK MITSU WAS LOOKING FOR A BACK SUPERPLEX, BUT KASAI DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN! SHE CONTINUES ELBOWING MITSU REPEATEDLY, AND MITSU LOSES HIS GRASP OF KASAI! KASAI SHOVES HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW SHE GETS INTO POSITION!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KITSUNE’S BLESSING!!!!!! KITSUNE’S BLESSING CONNECTS ON MITSU, AND NOW KASAI HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!!!
OONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHHRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Bella Braxton: MITSU has been eliminated!
Stew-O: WE’RE DOWN TO TWO!!!! THIS HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME A ONE ON ONE, WITH ONLY ONE ELITIST LEFT ON EACH TEAM!!!!! MITSU IS GONE, MEANING THIS MATCH WILL COME DOWN TO EITHER KASAI OR ROBERTO DE LA ROSA!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LOOK, ROBERTO ISN’T EVEN WAITING AROUND!!!! ROBERTO IMMEDIATELY ENTERS THE RING, AND HE JUST BEGINS STOMPING AWAY AT KASAI!!! HE KNOWS THAT KASAI MUST NOT HAVE AS MUCH FIGHT LEFT IN HER, AND HE’S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT BY NOT GIVING HER EVEN A SECOND TO REST!!!!
Persephone: Sounds fair to me. Makes the match end quicker too.
Stew-O: Roberto now dragging Kasai back up to his feet, AND HE SENDS KASAI INTO THE ROPES!!!! KASAI NOW WITH THE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! KASAI HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES!!! ROBERTO RUNS IN- BUT KASAI GETS OUT OF THE WAY AS ROBERTO GOES THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT TO RINGSIDE!!!! Kasai knows that she has the upper hand right now, all she has to do is push through and she can win this match! Kasai now running the ropes as Roberto gets back to his feet, AND THERE’S A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!
Persephone: Yikes. Roberto just took her out of the sky with an uppercut! It was a weirdly bad looking uppercut too. I don’t know how he messed that up.
Stew-O: I find it hard to believe you think any move looks good. That uppercut clearly got the job done, as Kasai is out of it right now. Anyways, Roberto sends Kasai back into the ring before climbing back up onto the apron, and right now things aren’t looking too good for her as Roberto is clearly waiting for her to get up! Kasai slowly makes it to her feet, AND ROBERTO GOES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD KNEE!!!! THE BORDER CRASHER CONNECTS-
Gavin Kirkland: NO IT DOESN’T!!!! KASAI GOT OUT OF THE WAY AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE PHOENIX STRIKE AGAIN- BUT ROBERTO HAD IT SCOUTED!!!! ROBERTO TURNS AND SHOVES KASAI INTO THE ROPES- OH NO!!!
Stew-O: TALON DE ÁGUILA!!!!!! THE SPEAR CONNECTS, CUTTING THROUGH KASAI!!!! ROBERTO NOW HOOKING THE LEGS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER HAS WON THE DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH!!!!!!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: SERIOUSLY???? KASAI ACTUALLY GOT THE SHOULDER UP??? THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO END THE MATCH, WHY ARE WE STILL HERE????
Gavin Kirkland: YESSS!!!! IT’S NOT OVER JUST YET!!!! Roberto nearly had the match won but Kasai was able to find the strength to kick out! You see!? THAT’S why I support her!
Persephone: Really? That’s why? :usure:
Stew-O: Roberto De La Rosa can’t believe that this one isn’t over, but he just shakes his head and backpedals into the corner. It looks like Roberto may be preparing for a second spear in a moment, and while Kasai may have survived one of them, I’m not so sure that she could survive a second one immediately after.
Persephone: I sure hope not. Kasai is back up to her feet, AND NOW ROBERTO RUNS IN!! TALON DE ÁGUILA!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! KASAI JUMPED OVER HIM!!!!
Persephone: WHY???????
Stew-O: ROBERTO STOPS HIMSELF BEFORE HE COULD CRASH INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND KASAI CRASHES INTO HIM WITH A DROPKICK!!!! WHAT A MOVE TO TAKE DOWN ROBERTO AS HE FALLS INTO A SEATED POSITION, AND NOW KASAI CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE RUNNING BACK IN! KASAI WITH A-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ROBERTO MANAGED TO AVOID WHATEVER KASAI HAD PLANNED, AND THANKS TO THAT KASAI CRASHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES HERSELF!!! ROBERTO ATTACKS HER FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW SHE’S DOWN AND OUT!!!! I don’t like this one bit! Sure Roberto’s cool and all, but she’s just not Kasai.
Persephone: Right, whatever. As long as this match ends within the next few seconds I don’t really care who wins. Thankfully it looks like Roberto’s about to end it.
Stew-O: Persephone might be right. Roberto’s pulling Kasai in for the piledriver- BUT KASAI IMMEDIATELY BEGINS PUNCHING ROBERTO IN THE RIB, STOPPING ROBERTO FROM EVEN ATTEMPTING THE FINISHING MOVE!!! KASAI SHOVES ROBERTO AWAY, AND NOW THERE’S A SUPERKICK TO DROP ROBERTO TO A KNEE!!! These two are really giving this match all they’ve got!
Gavin Kirkland: Kasai taking a second to recover while Roberto can barely even move, AND NOW KASAI BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES-
Stew-O: BUT ROBERTO MAY HAVE BEEN PLAYING POSSUM, AS HE JUST QUICKLY FOLLOWED BEHIND, ALLOWING HIM TO CATCH KASAI OFF GUARD WITH A BIG BOOT!!!! KASAI IS DOWN, AND THANKS TO THAT ROBERTO DE LA ROSA HAS THE BIGGEST CHANCE HE’S GONNA GET TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY!!!! KASAI IS DOWN, BUT ROBERTO ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER!? WHY ISN’T HE PINNING HER!?
Stew-O: ROBERTO WANTS TO MAKE SURE KASAI ACTUALLY STAYS DOWN, AND HE SEEMINGLY KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT AS HE PULLS KASAI IN!! THE CALLING CARD!;!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ONCE AGAIN HE’S UNABLE TO DELIVER THE MOVE AS KASAI MANAGES TO BREAK FREE, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!!! THE ENZUIGIRI CAUSES ROBERTO TO STUMBLE, AND NOW KASAI MAKES USE OF THAT AS SHE GRABS ROBERTO FROM BEHIND! PHOENIX STRIKE!!!!!!
Stew-O: ROBERTO IS DOWN!!!! KASAI JUST PLANTED HIM WITH THE REVERSE CUTTER, AND NOW IT’S KASAI LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT MOVE TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!!!! I DON’T THINK SHE NEEDS ANY TIME TO WAIT EITHER, AS SHE’S ALREADY MAKING HWR WAY UP TOP!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KITSUNE’S BLESSING!!!!!THE KITSUNE’S BLESSING CONNECTS, AND NOW ALL KASAI HAS TO DO IS GO FOR THE COVER!!!!!
Persephone: FINALLY, I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MATCH TO END!!!!! HURRY UP AND PIN HIM!!!
Stew-O: YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL HER TWICE!!!! KASAI IS ABLE TO PULL HERSELF OVER ROBERTO DE LA ROSA AND HOOK THE LEGS OF THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE THE WINNER OF THE DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH!!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner of the Divide and Conquer match… KAAAAAAASSAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
(Loud cheers come from the crowd, and ‘KARATE’ by BABYMETAL hits as Kasai pulls herself off of Roberto De La Rosa. Kasai slowly makes it back to her feet, and she has her hand raised by the referee. Kasai takes a moment to look around at all of the cheering fans in attendance, taking the time to celebrate her huge victory tonight.)
Stew-O: And there it is! Kasai wins the Divide and Conquer match, and what a match it was! This couldn’t have been easy at all for anyone involved, but in the end it was her that managed to leave this match with the victory
Gavin Kirkland: :drakelike: Of course she did! She’s been really impressive already, and just now she did something incredible by taking out the 24/7 Contract Holder!
Persephone: Really? What’s so impressive about that, it’s just Roberto De La Rosa.
Stew-O: Congratulations to Kasai for picking up the victory, and great work by everyone involved in this match!
(Kasai begins leaving the ring, and after a little while Roberto De La Rosa begins to stir. He’s not alone either, as MITSU, who was eliminated just a few minutes before him, slowly makes his way back into the ring. The fans begin to cheer seeing MITSU get back up, and he slowly begins to help Roberto back to his feet.)
Stew-O: There’s MITSU who was also eliminated by Kasai, and I have to give some credit to him as well. Just like Roberto he made it to the final three, things just unfortunately didn’t end his way.
Gavin Kirkland: Roberto De La Rosa can’t be too happy about how this one ended, but I’m sure he’ll be fine. He still has the opportunity to become a Champion whenever he pleases, and that-
Stew-O: :krabs:
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT???
Persephone: What? Did something interesting happen?
Stew-O: YES SOMETHING HAPPENED, AND THAT “SOMETHING” IS MITSU LAYING OUT ROBERTO DE LA ROSA!!!!! MITSU JUST DROPPED ROBERTO WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BUT WHY!?!? WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO TURNS HIMSELF OVER BEFORE USING THE ROPES TO TRY AND PULL HIMSELF UP, AND EVEN HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON! HE DOESN’T GET ANY TIME TO TRY AND MAKE SENSE OF ANY OF THIS THOUGH, AS MITSU JUST SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER! ROBERTO IS BEING LIT UP WITH KICKS TO THE CHEST NOW! AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! ROBERTO IS FIGHTING BACK! HE BEGINS TO NAIL PUNCHES AGAINST THE FACE OF MITSU AND BEGINS TO FEND HIM OFF! THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER IS BEGINNING TO FIGHT BACK-
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL?! LOOK ON THE STAGE!
Stew-O: IT’S **RICKY!**
(Ricky, who has been seen on the last couple Dynasty shows, is seen briskly making his way out… and he signals to the back…)
Gavin Kirkland: THREE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING OUT TO THE STAGE! THEY QUICKLY SLIDE INTO THE RING AND THEY’RE JUMPING ROBERTO NOW AND HELPING OUT MITSU! WE KNOW THAT MITSU AND RICKY HAVE BEEN IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE COMING TO A HEAD RIGHT NOW! WAIT! I THINK I KNOW ONE OF THEM!
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Stew-O: THAT’S MIG DE DECKER! BUT WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO?!
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Persephone: I know I don’t know a lot of people but I can safely say that I have never seen those two in my life.
Stew-O: ROBERTO IS DEFENSELESS! THE THREE OF THEM ARE BEATING HIM DOWN AND WAIT! I THINK MITSU HAS RECOVERED AND IS BEATING ROBERTO DOWN AS WELL! THE FOUR OF THEM ARE UNITED AND LOOK AT RICKY WITH A SHITEATING GRIN ON HIS FACE!
(After sometime, Ricky steps in and allows the four to stop their beatdown, Roberto completely lifeless as referees are seen swarming the area.)
Gavin Kirkland: What the hell did we just witness?
Persephone: I mean it’s right there.
(The last shot being seen is referees trying to keep the group back while Roberto is down and out on the canvas, Ricky, MITSU, Mig, and the other two mysterious faces, stand side-by-side in unison while Territorial Invasion quickly fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for the return of the Iconic Cup tournament! See Elitists from all three brands competing for supremacy with matches starting very soon!)
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Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Dead Opps’ by DD Osama & Notti Osama would hit the speakers to an explosion of boos, as Michael Machina would walk out onto the stage. He was all business, no smiles. Full of confidence, as he would begin to make his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first; the challenger! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is The ‘MACHINE!!!!!” MICHAEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL MAAAACHINAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Michael Machina has been unbeaten, unpinned, since the moment that he had debuted in EAW, and he is looking to make the absolute most out of it while continuing his streak, looking to become the new New Breed Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson is a huge threat to Michael Machina and his streak, but know that Machina is a machine. He is someone who can destroy and get the job done. This match is going to be a very interesting one.
(Then, ‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ by AFI would hit the speakers, as the crowd would immediately change over into a pouring down of cheers, as Hans Grayson, with the New Breed Championship around his waist, would appear on the stage. He has white long tights on, with orange and yellow flames around it, as he would begin to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! From Vancouver, British Columbia, weighing in at 219 pounds, he is the CURRENT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… HE IS ‘FIRE HEART!!!!!!’ HAAAANNNNNNSSSSSS GRRRAAAAAAYSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MY BOY IS HERE!!! :blessed:
Stew-O: Hans Grayson has definitely been a very impressive New Breed Champion ever since he had debuted Caroline all the way back at the end of last season at Pain For Pride, but tonight might be his toughest challenge yet, for sure.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! The New Breed Championship is on the line here tonight, as Hans Grayson will be defending against the undefeated Michael Machina, and these two are going to waste no time, AND THEY ARE GOING RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! LEFTS AND RIGHTS BY BOTH MEN, AND THIS MATCH HAD JUST NOW STARTED! THIS IS VERY INTENSE!!
Flannery McCoy: MICHAEL MACHINA IS ABLE TO OVERWHELM HANS OVER AND INTO THE ROPES, BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY THE HAIR, AND LOOKS TO TOSS HIM ACROSS THE RING, BUT HANS FLIPS OUT OF IT AND ONTO HIS FEET! Hans stumbles into the center of the ring, as Michael goes to rush in at him… AND HANS JUMPS INTO THE AIR LOOKING TO NAIL HIM WITH THE ‘FLAMING PUNCH!!!’IT CONNECTS—
Jake Mercer: MICHAEL CATCHES HANS INTO HIS ARMS, AND HE GOES TO DROP HIM WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER… BUT HANS MANEUVERS HIMSELF DOWN AND OUT OF IT, BEFORE PULLING THE CHALLENGER INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN!!!! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION LOOKS TO STEAL THE WIN ALREADY THIS MATCH; THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONN—
Stew-O: NOT EVEN A COUNT OF ONE! The challenger kicks out before the count of one, and both men get right back to their feet, and Michael Machina swings at Hans Grayson! BUT HANS DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES BEHIND, BEFORE PULLING HIM DOWN INTO A SCHOOLBOY PINFALL NOW! HANS LOOKS TO STEAL IT ONCE AGAIN! CAN HE DO IT?
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER KICK OUT! This is amazing strategy from the current New Breed Champion, trying his very hardest to wear down and catch the challenger off guard in the process of doing so, as they both scramble to their feet once again, AND HANS CATCHES THE CHALLENGER WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE FACE, BUT MICHAEL DOESN’T GO DOWN! HANS STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES, IN SHOCK… AS MICHAEL THEN EXPLODES AT HIM, CLOTHESLINING HIM OUT OF THE RING!
(Hans would crumble down to the ringside floor, almost immediately clutching at his right shoulder from a very awkward landing. He tried his hardest to end the match as quickly as possible, and it didn’t work; so it was time to find a different strategy, but it wasn’t going to happen at this exact moment with the Machine that had been stalking him down like a predator to their prey.)
Jake Mercer: Hans might have his shoulder right there, and remember the past injuries with the leg too, guys, but that isn’t going to stop Michael Machina who is on a mission! Machina quickly exits the ring shortly behind Grayson, before he would carelessly yank the champion back to his feet… AND HE TOSSES HIM FULL SPEED AHEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! HANS GOES SHOULDER FIRST, AND YOU CAN HEAR THE CRY OF AGONY SOUND OFF THROUGH THE WHOLE ENTIRE ARENA UPON THE IMPACT HE MADE WITH THOSE STEEL STEPS!
Stew-O: Hans is hurting guys, and Michael Machina looks like he is a man on a mission, completely ignoring the referee’s count, as he once again yanks Hans right back up and onto his feet… BEFORE HE LAUNCHES HANS INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!!! HANS JUST WENT THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF OUR TABLE FROM THE IMPACT HIS SKULL MADE INTO IT!!! THIS ISN’T PRETTY TO WATCH AT ALL!
Flannery McCoy: Michael pulls Hans’ lifeless body out of our table, before he gets him back up, and throws him right back into the ring. Hans is bleeding right now, and his shoulder might just be torn to pieces, and this match has just started not even moments ago; I am scared of what is going to happen the longer that we get into this runtime, as Hans is trying his hardest to get away from the challenger… it is not everyday that you see the champion as the underdog.
Jake Mercer: But that is exactly what it is happening right now. We are seeing the mugging of the New Breed Champion, as he slowly gets right back up to his knees… BUT MICHAEL RUSHES IN BEHIND HIM, AND SENDS A STIFF ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION’S HEAD! LOOK AT THE WAY THAT HANS HAD JUST SLUMPED RIGHT OVER FROM THAT! LOOK AT THE WAY THAT HANS FALLS FLAT INTO THE RING MAT FROM THAT CONNECTION!
Stew-O: And Michael Machina isn’t going to even go into the cover; he rips Hans right back up, dragging him over and into the corner, standing him up… BEFORE HE STARTS CONNECTING WITH CORNER CLOTHESLINES AFTER CORNER CLOTHESLINES! HANS IS PRACTICALLY DEFENSELESS! THERE IS NOTHING THAT HE CAN DO ABOUT THIS! Michael Machina is forced off by the referee, as Hans turns towards the ropes, trying to gain his composure as he would stumble backwards… RIGHT INTO MICHAEL MACHINA’S GRASPS!!!
Flannery McCoy: MICHAEL WRAPS HIS ARMS RIGHT AROUND THE CHAMPION, AND HE THROWS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HANS GETS DROPPED RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD, AND MICHAEL BRIDGES UPWARD FOR THE PIN, SINKING IT IN! We may just see a new New Breed Champion right here, and in such a dominating fashion too!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But the New Breed Champion pushes himself upward and his shoulders off of the mat at the count of two, staying alive in this match! But, he splats right back down onto the mat and on his stomach. You can tell that he is hurting, and I don’t think this is going to get any better for him the longer that this match goes, it may be all Michael Machina, and we might be on the helm of a new New Breed Champion.
(After the burst of energy that the New Breed Champion had wasted at the very start of this match, Hans Grayson has now found himself a bloodied and possibly injured mess. Michael Machina was showing that he was not here to play, he was going to destroy Hans and he was going to be leaving Germany with the New Breed Championship by any means necessary.)
Stew-O: You can tell that Michael Machina isn’t happy whatsoever from the kick out by the New Breed Champion, rubbing at his face as he got pushed up and into a seated position. He pulls himself back up to his feet with a smirk, looking down at Hans who was still trying to pull himself back up, only for the challenger to throw a weak kick right to the face, but one strong enough to push Hans right back down to the mat, thus completely stopping him in his tracks.
Flannery McCoy: The challenger is basically toying with the champion, guys. This does not look good at all, as Hans tries to pull himself back up, only for Michael to kick him right back down again! Machina is not going to let Hans get away with quickening the pace once more in this match… BUT LOOK! HANS SUDDENLY POPS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS KNEES, BEFORE HE GOES TO JUMP RIGHT UP TO HIS FEET—
Jake Mercer: ONLY FOR MICHAEL TO USE HIS BOOT, PUSHING UP AGAINST HANS’ CHEST AND SENDING HIM BACKWARDS TO BOUNCE HEAD OFF OF THE ROPES!!! HIS HEAD JUST SNAPPED BACK AGAINST THE MIDDLE ROPE, WHIPLASHING AS HE IS SENT RIGHT BACK DOWN, FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! This isn’t even funny how brutal watching this is right now! It’s like the fight of the New Breed Champion had been taken away from him almost immediately!
Stew-O: Michael Machina had made his intentions very clear tonight, and he was going to take not only the New Breed Championship away from Hans Grayson, but he was going to take away his dignity. That might just be on display right now, as he grabs Hans by the hair, and he is DRAGGING him across the ring, and into the center. What is Hans Grayson going to have to do to even get back into this match here tonight?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t even have an answer to that, Stew. And as it looks right now, I don’t think the champion himself has a concrete answer to that question, because he is being DECIMATED right now. Michael Machina is having his way with Hans Grayson, and I think it may take a slip up or a mistake from the “Machine” for Hans to find himself back in any sort of control, and even then… I have seen absolutely no flaws in Machina’s game right now. This is *NOT* good.
Jake Mercer: And look at Michael Machina… he doesn’t even need to act like he isn’t in control of this match. He knows that he is, and he is taking complete advantage of that. He backs up into the corner, and look at him just standing there; look at the confidence oozing off the challenger while the New Breed Champion is laid out in the center of that very ring! He is SHOUTING at Hans Grayson to get back up!
(By this point, Hans Grayson knew that he had been in trouble. He is being laid to waste by Michael Machina, and this just wasn’t looking good for him. He was trying to pull himself back up, but to no avail. He was trying to crawl to safety, but there was nowhere to run nor hide. All he could do was pull himself to his feet… off the one mistake that Michael made; that was giving Hans time to recover.)
Stew-O: Hans slowly pulls himself back up to his knees, and you can tell that by this point, he was barely standing… AS THE CHALLENGER, MICHAEL MACHINA, WOULD THEN RUN RIGHT IN AT THE CHAMPION—
Flannery McCoy: —WHAT THE HELL???!!!! HANS GRAYSON JUST POPPED RIGHT UP TO HIS FEET AND HE CATCH MICHAEL ON THE SIDE OF THE SKULL WITH A HUGE ENZIGURI KICK!!! THE CHALLENGER IS DAZED! THE CHALLENGER IS DAZED! I can’t believe it, but Hans just took an opportunity of one slip up from Michael Machina, and that was letting the champion get that one small opening for a breather room! Michael stumbles into the ropes, as Hans staggers to his feet a bloody mess, AND A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST! AND MICHAEL SCREAMS IN AGONY!
Jake Mercer: And Hans Grayson quickly hooks Michael Machina by the head, locking in a deep headlock!! BEFORE HE THEN SHOOTS HIMSELF UP AND ONTO THE ROPES, TWISTING AROUND AND HE SPIKES MACHINA DOWN AND INTO THE MAT WITH A SPRINGING TORNADO DDT!!! MICHAEL PLANTS ONTO HIS HEAD AND FLOATS OVER! THE FIGHT OF THE CHAMPION MIGHT JUST BE BACK! THE FIGHT OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION MIGHT JUST BE BACK, AND THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY LOVING THE QUICK COMEBACK OF THE ‘FIRE HEART!!!!’’
Stew-O: Michael had started to get back up to his feet, stumbling around as he was clearly still caught off guard from the burst of energy by the New Breed Champion, as he turned around… AND IS CAUGHT WITH A STIFF FOREARM RIGHT TO THE CHEST! AND THEN ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! MICHAEL IS BEING FORCED BACK BY THOSE FOREARMS, AND HANS FINISHES IT OFF WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE! OUCH! Michael falls into the corner, Hans wasn’t going to let him get away… RUNNING IN AT HIM—
Flannery McCoy: MICHAEL MACHINA GRABS A HOLD OF HANS, AND HE BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE ROPES, BUT HANS LANDS ONTO THE APRON! But you can tell that he might have tweaked that leg he had hurt all the way back at Pain For Pride in the process of doing so! Michael quickly gets forced into turning towards Hans, as he tries to swing at him, but Hans ducks it, and nails another elbow to the face! Michael Machina backs away, and Hans Grayson has the people on their feet right now, hyping himself up!!! AND HE SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE ROPES, AND INTO THE RING; AND TAKES MACHINA DOWN WITH A MASSIVE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!!!
Jake Mercer: AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION ROLLS RIGHT THROUGH IT IN THE PROCESS OF DOING SO! But look! Machina was also getting right back up to his feet as well! Hans didn’t realize this, as he would then quickly shoot himself into and off of the ropes, HE LOOKS TO FOLLOW UP, KEEPING THE MOMENTUM GOING FOR HIMSELF HERE—
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA RUNS AT HIM FULL SPEED AHEAD FOR THE SPEAR!!! ‘BULLET FROM HELL—’
Flannery McCoy: HANS MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF IN HIS TRACKS, BEFORE THEN STOPPING MACHINA AS WELL WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! This forces Machina right back up into a straight standing position, as he stumbles forward, and right into a quick armdrag by the champion! They both get back to their feet, and then another armdrag! Back to their feet again… AND HANS GRABS A HOLD OF MACHINA AND GOES AROUND, TWISTING THROUGH, AND HE LOOKS FOR THE ‘HEAT TWIST!!!!’
Jake Mercer: MACHINA DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT, BEFORE HE FALLS OVER AND INTO THE CORNER! Hans realises this, backing into the corner opposite from Michael Machina, as the challenger starts to pull himself back up to his feet… AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH A HUGE RUNNING KNEE INTO THE CORNER—
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA CATCHES HANS GRAYSON IN A NEAR INSTANT AND PLANTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE MAT WITH A URANAGE RIGHT ON OUT OF THE CORNER!!! The New Breed Champion just got dropped instantly, and just like that, we are now brought right back to square one…
(“Square one” would be the correct term for that. Michael Machina had been in control ever since the very beginning of the match, and no one could deny that. With that being said, Hans was dropped back down into the mat, and it looked like the short running comeback was shut down as soon as it could have even got started, but that wasn’t going to be all; Machina had wanted so much more from it, that’s what he would get.)
Flannery McCoy: I think Machina realizes that he can’t waste time this time around, and with Hans down and out… MACHINA DEADLIFTS HIM OFF OF THE MAT AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, STILL IN THE CORNER, AND HE DROPS HIM!!! BUT MACHINA WASN’T DONE, FOLDING HIM AND ROLLING HANS THROUGH IT, ONTO HIS KNEES, AND MACHINA WOULD THEN KNEE THE CHAMPION RIGHT IN THE JAW! BUT THAT WASN’T ALL, AS MACHINA HOOKS THE CHAMPION’S HEAD, YANKING HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND THEN OFF THE MAT, AND THEN RIGHT INTO THE AIR!!!
Jake Mercer: AND MACHINA WALKS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IN HIS GRASPS, IN THE AIR WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION… BEFORE HE SPIKES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH ‘SKULLPIERCER!!!!!!’ THE BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS, AND MACHINA FLOATS OVER AND INTO THE COVER! He sinks into the cover, hooking the leg in deep, we may be seeing a new New Breed Champion right here and now!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: KICK OUT! KICK OUT! ANOTHER KICK OUT BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, AND MACHINA…
Flannery McCoy: ISN’T GIVEN ANY TIME TO REACT, HANS PULLS HIM OVER INTO A CRUCIFIX PINFALL! HE’S GOING TO STEAL IT!!! HE’S GOING TO STEAL IT! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: MICHAEL MACHINA WITH THE KICK OUT THIS TIME AROUND! The challenger is right back up to his feet, he was caught off guard for the fourth or so time in this match, after all the hell that he had put Hans through, the champion continues to fight, and Machina realises this, and he is PISSED OFF, TURNING AROUND—
Stew-O: —INTO ‘FLAMING PUNCH!!!!’ MACHINA TURNS AROUND AND INTO ‘FLAMING PUNCH!!!’ HE LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT ON HIS FEET, AS HANS IS BACK UP AGAIN… AND THEN A SECOND ONE!!! A SECOND ‘FLAMING PUNCH’ BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! MACHINA DROPS TO A KNEE, AND HE TRIES TO GET BACK UP… BUT IS THEN TAKEN DOWN BY A THIRD!!! A TRIFECTA OF FLYING CLOSED RIGHT HAND FISTS TO THE FACE, AND MACHINA THEN FALLS FLAT TO THE MAT!!!
Crowd: LET’S GO HANS! LET’S GO HANS! LET’S GO HANS!
Flannery McCoy: LISTEN TO THEM! THEY ARE BEHIND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! THEY ARE BEHIND THE ‘FIRE HEART!’ THEY ARE BEHIND HANS FREAKIN GRAYSON! Hans falls backwards into the ropes, and he falls through the middle rope, and onto the apron! He pulls himself right back up onto his feet on the apron, as Machina was slowly getting back up as well! What the hell is this man made of?! Machina staggers, before he turns around, and he turns into…
Jake Mercers: HANS GRAYSON FLIPS HIMSELF INTO THE RING, AND HE TAKES MACHINA’S HEAD OFF WITH THE ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!!!’ THE NEW BREED CHAMPION KNOCKS THE MACHINA OFF HIS FEET!!!
(But… only for the challenger to drop to a knee.)
Stew-O: THIS MAN IS UNBREAKABLE! AND LOOK AT GRAYSON’S FACE; HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER! He stumbles over towards the opposite side of the ring, and he exits out onto the apron once again! Machina doesn’t know where he’s at, and he isn’t going to find out any time soon; his lights are about to be turned off for good!
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON FLIPS INTO THE RING FOR THE SECOND TIME, AND HE KNOCKS MACHINA RIGHT OFF OF HIS FEET EFFECTIVELY THIS TIME WITH THE ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!!!’ MICHAEL MACHINA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND HANS FALLS OVER INTO THE COVER, TO RETAIN THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! HE’S GOING TO DO IT! Michael Machina might just be done for!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: No freaking way!
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA POWERS OUT WITH A KICK OUT AT TWO! NOT EVEN A CLOSE COUNT, THAT WAS AS DECISIVE A TWO AS CAN BE! HANS GETS PUSHED OFF MACHINA AND INTO A SEATED POSITION, AND HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE HE NEEDS TO DO! Hans Grayson may not be able to beat Michael Machina guys, that might be setting in for the current champion.
(Hans Grayson didn’t know what he needed to do to keep the “Machine” down. He has pulled out some of his biggest moves, and Michael Machina has kicked out of them, and he did it with power too. That’s very scary. You can see the stress in the eyes of the bloodied and battered champion, he truly has no idea what he can do here.)
Flannery McCoy: We all know that the last thing the New Breed Champion would want is to give up right here, but it is very clear that there is some doubt going through his mind. He has been trying his hardest to keep the challenger down in this match, and all he is put through is hell by response. Hans Grayson may just be gravitating towards a loss here tonight.
(Hans didn’t even want to believe that the match was still going after all of that. He pulled himself back up to his feet, staggering towards the referee as he tried to plead with the ref, hoping that it was a misjudgment in the count, but that just wasn’t meant to be. It was a decisive two count, a very decisive one. The more this match goes, the more anxious the New Breed Champion grows, he needs to think fast.)
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson might be looking for that one big move that can put an end to Michael Machina once and for all, and that is exactly what he is going to do! He exits out onto the apron steadily, and he takes a deep breath in… AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION SPRINGS RIGHT UP AND ONTO THE ROPES, AND HE LOOKS TO DROP DOWN ONTO THE CHALLENGER ONE LAST TIME, BUT THIS TIME; WITH THE ‘GRAYSON SPLASH!!!’ AND THE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH CONNECTS—
Stew-O: ONLY FOR MACHINA TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!! HANS SPLATS RIGHT INTO THE MAT, IMMEDIATELY CLUTCHING AT HIS RIBCAGE AS HE IS SCREAMING AND KICKING IN AGONY!!! Machina quickly rolls over towards the ropes, and with Hans slowly getting back up… MACHINA RUNS IN AND DROPS HANS WITH THE HUGE CLOTHESLINE, TAKING HANS STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! ‘MONEY SHOT!!!!!’
Flannery McCoy: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS DONE, THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS OUT, AND MICHAEL MACHINA HAS THIS MATCH FOR THE TAKING, ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS CAPITALIZE; AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO, YANKING HANS RIGHT BACK UP!!! He pulls him over into a powerbomb position, getting him up onto his shoulders… AND THIS IS IT! IT’S OVER!!!
Jake Mercer: ‘.50 CAL!!!!!’ THE SITOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS WITH FORCE, HANS GRAYSON IS SLAMMED DOWN INTO THE MAT, AND THIS MATCH IS OVER. DONZO. HANS IS NOT GETTING BACK UP. MACHINA FLOATS OVER INTO THE COVER AND SEIZES A VICTORY, HOOKING THE LEG IN DEEP!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
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TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! WE HAVE A NEW NEW BREED CHAMPION CROWNED!
Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! NO WE DON’T, STEW! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, HANS GRAYSON KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT! THIS MATCH IS YET TO COME TO ITS CONCLUSION, AND THE CROWD JUST BECAME UNGLUED HERE!
(Michael Machina felt like he was becoming a very desperate man the longer that this man went. He knows that he has Hans Grayson right where he wants him, but he can’t seem to find a way to be able to defeat him in the middle of the ring to become the New Breed Champion. He was so close, but in the end; the match continues, Hans Grayson stays alive.)
Jake Mercer: It is fairly easy to tell that Michael Machina is starting to grow more and more pissed off guys… as he quickly gets back up to his feet, pulling Hans up as well, AND HE SENDS HIM FULL FORCE INTO THE CORNER! Hans hits HARD into the corner, as Machina quickly runs in, NAILING A HUGE CORNER CLOTHESLINE, AND THEN HE LATCHES HIS HAND ONTO THE CHAMPION’S THROAT, AND LISTEN TO MACHINA SCREAMING AT HIM! HANS IS DEFENSELESS!
Michael Machina: (off-mic) THIS IS MY TITLE. MY MATCH. MY WIN. MY OPPORTUNITY. STAY DOWN. STAY. DOWN. YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS, YOU DON’T BELONG HERE, SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR; AND STAY THE FUCK DOWN.
Crowd: LET’S GO HANS! LET’S GO HANS! LET’S GO HANS!
Stew-O: The crowd continues to cheer the New Breed Champion on in this match, but I don’t know if it’s going to do much anymore, AS MICHAEL MACHINA SENDS HIM FLYING ACROSS THE RING!!! HANS LANDS HARD IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! He scaggers back to his feet, stumbling around as he falls in the middle, trying to get back up…
Flannery McCoy: AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!!’ THE SPEAR CUTS HANS GRAYSON RIGHT IN FREAKING HALF!!!!
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Jake Mercer: NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! HANS JUMPS RIGHT OVER HIM!!! MICHAEL STUMBLES AND HITS FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER, AS HE GETS UP…
Stew-O: AND THE ‘FLAMING PUNCH!!!!!!!’
(But, it didn’t hit target…).
Flannery McCoy: MICHAEL MACHINA MOVED!!!!
(In fact, the complete opposite.)
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON JUST HIT THE REFEREE! THE REF IS DOWN! THE REF IS DOWN FROM THE ‘FLAMING PUNCH,’ AND HANS GRAYSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET IN SHOCK… BUT HE TURNS RIGHT INTO THE CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL BY MACHINA!!!! ‘MONEY SHOT!!!’
Stew-O: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION DUCKS IT, GRABBING A HOLD OF MACHINA’S ARM AND FLOATING IT AROUND INTO A HAMMERLOCK IN THE PROCESS, BEFORE HE TWISTS MICHAEL MACHINA RIGHT AROUND AND INTO A SHORT-RANGED LARIAT!!!! ‘HEAT TWIST’ CONNECTS!!! ‘HEAT TWIST’ TAKES MACHINA OFF OF HIS FEET IN THIS MATCH TONIGHT!
(Machina was down. The referee was down. But a bloodied Hans Grayson? Was still in this. He would crawl over towards the ropes, pulling himself back up to his feet, before lazily slipping through the middle rope and falling to the apron. He was going to end this, referee or not, he was keeping the New Breed Championship here tonight.)
Flannery McCoy: Guys. Hans Grayson has just pulled himself back up to his feet on the apron, and I think that this means only one thing. I don’t think he cares if the referee is down; he wants to put an end to Michael Machina for good here tonight, and that might just be what he is set on doing, as Machina pulls himself back up to his feet and…
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON FLINGS HIMSELF INTO THE RING FOR THE THIRD AND FINAL TIME WITH THE ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!!!!!!—’
Stew-O: ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!’ THE SPEAR CONNECTS! THE SPEAR CONNECTS! HANS FLINGED INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GOT SPLIT RIGHT IN HALF, AND MICHAEL GOES INTO THE COVER… BUT THE REFEREE IS DOWN! THE REFEREE IS DOWN! HE HAD IT!
(The crowd had started counting; one… two… three… but, there was no successor here. The referee was down and out, and when Michael Machina had remembered that, he grew pissed off, even more than before. He starts slamming the mat in frustration, getting up to his feet, and he was not happy, screaming at the referee to get back up.)
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina looks like he is a man possessed, and he is basically throwing a tantrum right now! He… wait. Who is that coming down the ramp now?!
(Suddenly, the crowd would begin to boo as loudly as they could… as Drake Armstrong was rushing down the ramp! He quickly rolled into the ring, putting his hand on Michael’s shoulder, as he continued to try calming him down.)
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) Listen, calm yourself down. This isn’t how you are going to win. You need to continue the punishment if anything. Go finish Hans off more, and I will see what I can do about the referee, kay?
Michael Machina: (off-mic) Sigh. Whatever.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what Drake is doing here, but it seems like he is guiding Machina to victory in a way right now!
Stew-O: Michael is trying to pull Hans back up to his feet, while Drake is trying to do anything possible to wake up the referee, while also screaming for a new referee to come down, and… wait, what’s he doing?
(Drake would stand up straight… and with a smirk on his face, he pulls out of his pocket his classic ornate ring. He puts it on his finger, turning around…)
Flannery McCoy: Machina has Hans up and he then…
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: DRAKE ARMSTRONG JUST DROPPED MICHAEL MACHINA! MACHINA LET’S GO OF HANS, AS DRAKE NAILS MACHINA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE ORNATE RING! WHAT’S HE DOING?!
Stew-O: Drake quickly scoops Machina up, getting him back to his feet… AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG DROPS MICHAEL MACHINA WITH THE GOTCH-STYLE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! ‘DEATH PENALTY’ CONNECTS, AS DRAKE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! HE’S SMIRKING, AS HE RUSHES UP THE RAMPWAY, THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Flannery McCoy: And look who is recovering right about now…
(Hans Grayson. He didn’t know what just happened, he didn’t know that Drake Armstrong had even come out in the process. All he saw was Michael Machina down on the mat, trying to get back to his feet… and he was going to capitalize now.)
Jake Mercer: I don’t think Hans Grayson knows what just happened, but he isn’t going to let this opportunity slip away from him… HE JUMPS OVER MACHINA WITH A SOMERSAULT…
Stew-O: CONNECTING WITH ‘HIGH HEAT!!!!!’ THE SOMERSAULT OVER INTO AN UNPRETTIER AND MICHAEL MACHINA IS DOWN!!! MICHAEL MACHINA IS OUT! HE WAS SCREWED OVER, BUT HANS IS GOING TO RETAIN, ROLLING MACHINA OVER AND HOOKING THE LEG, AND A NEW REFEREE RUSHES INTO THE RING!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER; AND STIIIILLLLL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!! HAAAANNNNNNSSSSSS GRRRAAAAAAYSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ would hit the speakers once more to an explosion of cheers, as Hans Grayson looked to be out of it. He basically survived this war, he didn’t lose, but did he really win? He was a bloodied mess, the first person in EAW to pin Michael Machina, but not without controversy due to the interference from Drake Armstrong.)
Stew-O: Like him or hate him, you have to admit that here tonight, in his first ever pinfall loss here in Elite Answers Wrestling; Michael Machina was SCREWED by Drake Armstrong. He had Hans Grayson dead to rights, but it seems as if it wasn’t meant to be.
Flannery McCoy: Hans fought with everything that he had left in him, and he was able to survive. No matter how it may have happened, congratulations to Hans Grayson on retaining the championship!
Jke Mercer: damn
Flannery McCoy: Hans fought with everything that he had left in him, and he was able to survive. No matter how it may have happened, congratulations to Hans Grayson on retaining the championship!
Jake Mercer: :damn:
(Hans would sit up in the middle of the ring. A bloodied mess of a warrior, as he was handed the New Breed Championship. Michael Machina was recovering on the outside of the ring, extremely pissed off about how it happened. Hans was getting back to his feet… and that is when he would notice Drake at the very top of the ramp, and he now realizes what had happened.)
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Someone doesn’t look happy…
Stew-O: I think this is a signal that this isn’t the end.
(And that is exactly what it was. Drake Armstrong with the biggest of shit eating grins on his face would motion that a title gesture around his waist, proving that his chase for the New Breed Championship wasn’t coming to an end just yet.)
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) I’m going to be the one taking that title… count. your. days.
(Hans gets back to his feet fully, as he would then raise the title high into the air, staring down Drake. Michael Machina was still unhappy on the outside, throwing things around as the camera would then fade out from there.)
(Territorial Invasion returns as the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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Bella Braxton: The following contest is a HALL OF FAME SHOWCASE MATCH!!! And it is a triple threat scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Bubbly’ by Young Thug begins to hit through the speakers as the crowd boos loudly for Champagne Charlie as he makes his way out. The Voltage Elitists has a serious expression on his face as he scans around at the crowd, before then beginning to make his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… residing in Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 240 pounds… CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Charlie will be one to tell you how his return run to EAW hasn’t gone his way so far. After failing to become a two-time Hardcore Champion, he enters this match looking for some form of redemption and a chance to show that he is the greatest Hall of Famer that this company has ever seen. Whether that happens or not remains to be seen.
Persephone: Charlie is an excellent competitor and a former World Champion! He is one of the best on Voltage and at the top of his game!
Gavin Kirkland: :oh:
Persephone: … Is what I would say if this was three years ago.
(‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff is then heard following that as a determined Madison Kaline is seen heading out to the stage as the crowd greets her with boos as well. She does not waste anytime with the trash talk, a confident grin on her face as she then begins to make her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponents, first… from Tampa Bay, Florida… weighing in at 120 pounds… THE MISTRESS OF DEATH… MADISON KALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW THIS IS WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! SHOWDOWN! Madison Kaline has always been looking for something to give her that push in the right direction, and I think she knows that a win like this would do just that for her. She is ready to go and we’ve seen Madison get some huge victories in the past, I don’t think that there is any sort of question she is ready.
Persephone: Madison is one of the best female Elitists that we’ve seen! A win like this would do wonders for her and she is going to pull out all the stops to get her way!
Stew-O: Really?
Persephone: … Is what I would say if we were still on Empire.
(‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts is then heard playing up as the camera goes over to Sienna Jade as the crowd reacts loudly to her. She tugs on her entrance jacket, spreading her arms out and saying her own choice words to her opponent inside the ring. She then begins to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And lastly… residing in Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 135 pounds… ‘UNFUCKWITHABLE’… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And we know Sienna’s track record. We know how good she is inside the ring and just like everyone else, we know what this victory would be able to do for her. She is more motivated than ever heading into this and I think we’re about to see the best of Sienna Jade tonight!
Persephone: … I have no compliments to say about her she’s just utterly garbage.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung and here we go, three Hall of Famers from all three brands square off in what is bound to be a match that showcases the best that Elite Answers Wrestling has to offer! Sienna, Madison, and Charlie are being very cautious in the early going, all of them pacing around the ring and calculating what their first move should be, and it doesn’t seem like Charlie is going to let them do that in peace either, he seems to be bad mouthing both of them at a distance which really is not sitting well for either Madison or Sienna.
Champagne Charlie: (Off-Mic) NONE OF YOU deserve to be called HALL OF FAMERS. I am the GREATEST HALL OF FAMER that this company has ever seen-
Gavin Kirkland: IN A SITUATION THAT I WISH HAPPENED TO ME, CHARLIE IS GETTING JUMPED BY MADISON AND SIENNA! Charlie is backed against the ropes and the two of them are just laying down punches toward his face, not wasting any time trying to take one person out of the picture! They try to get him back up, but before they can do.that, Charlie quickly drops down and rolls out of the ring in retreat!
Persephone: Oh c’mon! Why is this idiot wasting time being a coward! Can you get out of the damn way your bald head is blocking the view- Actually I don’t want to watch this match I really don’t care.
(Charlie has his hands up while he circles around the ring, continuing to shout at them and telling them to fight it out while he composes himself and resets. Both Sienna and Madison do not look happy in the ring, but Madison’s attention has completely shifted toward Sienna…)
Stew-O: MADISON TURNS SIENNA AROUND AND SENDS A FOREARM RIGHT ACROSS HER FACE! Sienna staggers back and now Madison is just laying into her with rapidfire strikes! She pushes her against the ropes before then sending her to the opposite side of the ring… but before Madison can connect with anything, Sienna grabs a hold of the ropes! She stops herself just in time and that forces Madison to run toward her… JUST FOR SIENNA TO SEE IT COMING AND GO UNDER, SENDING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Gavin Kirkland: Madison gets up to her feet at the area right in front of us, so close to our reach, and looks to slide back into the ring and get the upperhand in this match before it’s too late, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN, CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE COMES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD TO TAKE HER OUT! Madison crumbles to the floor like a sack of bricks before Charlie then finally gets back into the ring. He gets back up, JUST FOR SIENNA TO SWING A PUNCH AT HIS FACE- Which Charlie manages to duck under before he then runs to the ropes and back…
Persephone: HE’S GOING FOR ‘CHARING CROSS’, AND HOPEFULLY THAT’S ENOUGH TO PUT AN END TO THIS MISERABLE MATCH!
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER IT JUST IN TIME! The Discus Lariat is avoided as Charlie stumbles forward, quickly turning himself around, JUST FOR SIENNA TO CONNECT WITH A PUMP KICK TO THE FACE! This doesn’t take down Charlie, as he just barely manages to fall against the ropes before pulling himself toward one of the corners to keep himself up right, BUT SIENNA KEEPS HER FOOT ON THE GAS PEDAL AS SHE LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE! Sienna then grabs Charlie by the head before throwing him down to the center of the ring, he rolls onto a knee, WHILE SIENNA STEPS FORWARD AND TRIES FOR A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CHARLIE GRABS THE LEG! He gets back up to his feet, PUSHING THE LEG DOWN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE OF HIS OWN TO THE FACE! Charlie then grabs a hold around the waist, BEFORE LIFTING SIENNA AND DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Charlie is right back up to his feet and right now the Voltage Hall of Famer is in control…
Persephone: BUT WAIT! FROM BEHIND! THAT CRUMMY WITCH MADISON JUST SLID BACK IN AND ROLLED CHARLIE UP! I WOULDN’T MIND IF THIS WAS THE END OF THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE KICKS OUT! Charlie rolls backward and gets to a kneeling position, JUST FOR MADISON TO LEAP INTO THE AIR FOR AN M.O.D! THE FAMOUSER TO CHARLIE TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CHARLIE CATCHES HER ON HIS SHOULDERS! He manages to lift her up off the ground before turning around, TRYING FOR A POWERBOMB- BUT MADISON MANAGES TO REVERSE IT INTO A HURRICANRANA, SENDING CHARLIE INTO SIENNA JADE AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO GET UP TO HER FEET!
(Madison, with a huge smirk on her face, turns toward the hard camera and spreads her arms out. She trash talks while the crowd gives her a sour reaction, before setting her sights back on this match, turning around… to see Charlie and Sienna staring a hole into her.)
Madison Kaline: (Off-Mic) Omg hi! 😅
Persephone: OH AND THAT BITCH JUST GOT CLOCKED WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY CHARLIE AND SIENNA! AND NOW CHARLIE AND SIENNA ARE FIGHTING AS WELL! HAH! WHAT A MESS!
Stew-O: Charlie and Sienna trading punches with one another back and forth! The two former World Champions teeing off on one another while Madison struggles to get back up in the corner. Charlie connects with a knee to the abdomen of Sienna which forces her to double over, before then grabbing a hold of her, AND SENDING HER INTO THE SAME CORNER THAT MADISON IS IN! The two women collide into one another while Charlie launches himself forward, GOING FOR A SPLASH TO CRUSH BOTH OF THEM-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MADISON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY TO THE LEFT AND SIENNA TO THE RIGHT! Charlie collides chestfirst with the turnbuckle padding and that forces him to stagger backward, AS MADISON GRABS CHARLIE AND SENDS HIM SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! He’s completely taken out and at the moment it’s only the two ladies standing, AS SIENNA GRABS A HOLD OF MADISON BY THE HEAD BEFORE SWEEPING HER LEGS AND TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: Ugh, c’mon, can’t we just finish this match already??? If I wanted to watch fossils I would’ve gone to a museum, SPEED THIS UP!
Stew-O: It’s only Sienna that is on her feet right now and she knows that she’s going to have to take advantage of this while she can. The momentum can change on a dime in a match like this and she looks to make sure that it stays on her side by picking apart Madison Kaline who seems to be stumbling back up to her feet. Madison tries a swing at her but she’s too weak right now for it to do anything to Sienna, as Sienna quickly turns her around and sets her up…
Gavin Kirkland: AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH ‘WITCHES HAMMER’! THE RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW!
Stew-O: BUT MADISON DUCKS UNDER THAT! Sienna turns around quickly, ONLY FOR MADISON TO CONNECT WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN TO DROP HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Sienna is hunched over…
Gavin Kirkland: AND MADISON USES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A ‘M.O.D’ AFTER THE SECOND ATTEMPT! THE FAMOUSER COMPLETELY TAKES SIENNA DOWN AND MADISON HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRE-
Persephone: BUT THIS IDIOT CHARLIE IS RIGHT THERE AS HE LUNGES FORWARD AND BREAKS UP THE PIN, FORCING THIS STUPID MATCH TO CONTINUE!
Stew-O: Charlie with the last of his energy manages to break up the pin and Madison does not look at all happy about this. Charlie uses the ropes to try and get back up to his feet, but Madison is already right back up and beginning to send hard strikes to the face of Charlie! Charlie is too weak to send anything back, and Madison has the opportunity to then grab him by the head and slam him against one of the turnbuckles! Charlie’s head bounces off as Madison then goes under and lifts him up, and it seems like she’s about to take Charlie to the high rent district, this is not going to bode well for him at all!
Gavin Kirkland: Madison is joining Charlie up there right now, and it seems like she doesn’t have any intentions of playing nice with him, as she continues to drive her fist into Charlie’s face! The former EAW World Champion is absolutely defenseless as Madison then grabs him by the head and sets him up… POSSIBLY LOOKING TO GO FOR A HUGE SUPERPLEX RIGHT HERE!
Persephone: BUT SIENNA RUINS ALL THE FUN JUST LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES BY GRABBING THE ANKLES OF MADISON AND YANKING HER OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: BEFORE SHE THEN CONNECTS WITH ‘WITCHES HAMMER’! RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW KNOCKS THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF MADISON AND SIENNA IS ABSOLUTELY FUMING!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WAIT! SHE FORGOT THAT CHARLIE WAS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE! CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE WITH THE LAST FIBER OF ENERGY THAT HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY SLITHERS IN AND LOCKS IN ‘TRANQUILITY! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HAS SIENNA TRAPPED WITH NOWHERE TO GO WHILE MADISON CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
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Stew-O: Charlie is trying to wrap her legs around Sienna and take her down, but Sienna is wildly thrashing while trying to find a way to get out of the submission hold, making this as difficult for Charlie as she possibly can! Charlie is trying to at the very least if he can’t win this match with it weaken Sienna as much as possible, and if he keeps it in long enough then it might do the trick! Sienna is prying at his arms trying to find a way out, but Charlie’s grip continues to squeeze down on her neck, nowhere to go!
Gavin Kirkland: UNTIL MADISON GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF MADISON WHICH CAUSES CHARLIE TO LOSE BALANCE AND DROP DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: BUT HEY LOOK IDIOT! YOU JUST CAUSED SIENNA TO BRING HER BODY OVER AND PIN CHARLIE’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT MADISON IS QUICK TO BREAK IT UP! She quickly drops down and rolls out onto the apron, getting onto her feet before then quickly scaling up to the top turnbuckle. She begins to set herself up while both Charlie and Sienna are down on the ground, and it looks like Madison is up to no good right now…
Gavin Kirkland: AS SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A ‘MADDIE BOMB’ THE MOONSAULT ONTO BOTH OF THEM!
Persephone: BUT CHARLIE IS THE ONLY RATIONAL PERSON IN THIS SITUATION AS HE ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING AND PULLS SIENNA STRAIGHT INTO THE LINE OF FIRE AS SHE TAKES THE BRUNT OF THE DAMAGE FROM THAT MOONSAULT! MADISON GOES FOR THE PIN, THIS IDIOT OBLIVIOUS ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON!
Stew-O: BUT WHAT SHE DOESN’T SEE IS CHARLIE SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING AND TRY FOR A ROLLUP PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MADISON REVERSES IT INTO A ROLLUP PIN OF HER OWN!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR-
Persephone: NO! CHARLIE KICKS OUT! FUCK!
Stew-O: Both of them went back and forth but Charlie is the one that manages to shove Madison away as he rolls back up to his feet! Madison does not waste any time though as she sprints forward, just for Charlie to sidestep out of the way from whatever she had in mind and send her through the middle rope! Madison lands on the apron while Charlie approaches, JUST FOR HER TO CONNECT WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO THE ABDOMEN! Charlie is doubled forward as he clutches his abdomen, MADISON GOING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A SUNSET FLIP- BUT CHARLIE ROLLS BACKWARD AND UP TO HIS FEET WHILE MADISON IS IN A SEATED POSITION!
Gavin Kirkland: JUST FOR SIENNA TO COME FROM BEHIND AND GRAB A HOLD OF CHARLIE BEFORE SENDING HER STRAIGHT INTO MADISON LIKE A BOWLING BALL! CHARLIE AND MADISON ARE DOWN AND SIENNA DROPS DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION OUT OF EXHAUSTION!
Persephone: Is there a way to end this match right now? Is there some excuse we can make to have this match end in a no contest? Trying to ask for a friend, I am by no means bored of this match whatsoever!
Stew-O: Charlie is stirring back up to his feet, with Madison trying her best to follow behind him, Sienna knows that she doesn’t have much time. She gets back up to her feet as Charlie pushes himself away, AS SIENNA CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE WHICH SENDS CHARLIE BACK TO THE ROPES! Madison quickly makes her way toward her, JUST FOR SIENNA TO GO UNDER AND CONNECT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO A KNEE!
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna then makes her way back over to Charlie, trying to fend the two of them off at the same time, but before she can do anything it’s Charlie that manages to snap out of it and connect with a back elbow to the face which sends her back! Sienna stumbles back while Charlie makes his way out of the corner, but only until Sienna fights back from that with a gut kick to the abdomen! Sienna then runs the ropes and back… BEFORE GRABBING CHARLIE BY THE HEAD AND PLANTING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BULLDOG!
Stew-O: BUT THE RUN DOESN’T LAST LONG, AS SOON AS SIENNA EVEN TRIES TO GET BACK UP IT’S MADISON THAT SHUTS HER DOWN WITH A KICK TO THE CHEST TO TAKE HER BACK DOWN! Madison then steps back as Sienna is down on the ground, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE STAYS GROUNDED! Madison then sets her sights on Charlie who is trying his best to recover before it’s too late, falling back against the ropes, AS MADISON GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN WITH CHARLIE MANAGING TO GO UNDER AND SEND MADISON OVER THE TOP INSTEAD! Madison is completely taken out and Charlie now turns himself back around and looks to continue his attack on Sienna. Sienna is on her knees as Charlie grabs a hold of her, but before he can do anything she manages to send a punch to the abdomen! Charlie stumbles back as Sienna gets back up, and she quickly rushes forward to take him out…
Persephone: BUT CHARLIE HAS HER UP INTO THAT SPINEBUSTER HE DOES! HOPEFULLY THAT BREAKS HER SPINE AND ENDS THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA SLIPS OUT OF ‘THE HEADMASTER RITUAL’! BEFORE SHE TURNS CHARLIE AROUND! SIENNA IS GOING FOR YET ANOTHER ‘WITCHES HAMMER’! THE RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW TO CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE TO TAKE HIM OUT FOR GOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WAIT! AS SIENNA SPINS AROUND IT’S CHARLIE THAT MANAGES TO REGAIN HIS BEARINGS AND SWING AROUND HIMSELF…
Stew-O: TAKING HER HEAD OFF WITH A ‘CHARING CROSS”! THE DISCUS LARIAT TO THE FACE CONNECTS AND COMPLETELY LAYS SIENNA OUT! CHARLIE IS GOING FOR THE PIN!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! WAIT! MADISON OUT OF NOWHERE JUST RUSHED IN AND FLOORED CHARLIE WITH A ‘AFTERLIFE’ CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! CHARLIE IS DOWN AND MADISON QUICKLY DRAPES HERSELF OVER HIM!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: BUT SIENNA JUST ROLLED HERSELF OUT OF THE RING AND USED THE MOMENTUM TO GRAB MADISON BY THE ANKLE AND PULL HER OUT AS WELL! SIENNA MANAGED TO SAVE THIS MATCH FOR HERSELF BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! NOOOOO!!!!
(Sienna drops down to a seated position, an exhausted look on her face while Madison looks in shock over what just happened. She looks irate, furious, steam coming out of her ears.)
Stew-O: MADISON LUNGES AT SIENNA AND BEGINS TO LAND MOUNTED PUNCHES DOWN ONTO HER FACE BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN FULLY RECOVER! BUT SIENNA QUICKLY TURNS HER OVER AND BEGINS TO SEND SOME STRIKES DOWN HER WAY AS WELL! BOTH OF THEM ARE TEEING OFF ON ONE ANOTHER AND AFTER SOMETIME MADISON IS FORCED TO SCURRY AWAY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! Both of them quickly get up to their feet, BEFORE MADISON THEN GRABS A HOLD OF SIENNA AND SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Madison is standing on top with a smirk on her face, and it seems like she isn’t done…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CHARLIE FROM BEHIND BLASTS HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MADISON IS TAKEN OUT AS CHARLIE BRINGS HER BACK UP… SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE RINGPOST FACEFIRST AND TAKING HER COMPLETELY OUT! Charlie then has her eyes on an absolutely weakened Sienna Jade, who is still trying to get her wits about her but this match has been nothing but high octane since the start, and she has barely been given any time to recuperate. Charlie quickly brings her up and rolls her into the ring, and who knows what he might have in mind for her right now.
Stew-O: Charlie has Sienna down on the ground as instead of rolling inside the ring himself he climbs onto the apron, making his way over and then beginning to head up to the top rope, and there’s only so many things that he can do from up there. Sienna is stirring, trying to regain some sort of consciousness right now to get back into this. He has her set up right where he wants her…
Gavin Kirkland: AS CHARLIE LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR ‘SIN SALIDA’! DIVING FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF SIENNA!
Persephone: WAIT! MADISON GRABS CHARLIE AND SHOVES HIM AWAY PRACTICALLY IN MIDAIR! CHARLIE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA AND MADISON WITH THE LAST FIBER OF ENERGY THAT SHE HAS LEFT MANAGES TO TAKE ONE OF HER OPPONENTS OUT OF THE EQUATION! LOOK AT BALDY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!
(Madison clutches onto the corner, then turns around with a fire in her eyes while Sienna is struggling to get back up to her feet. Both of them can’t have very much fight left in them, but they know that if they want to be the ones to win this match they are going to have to give a whole lot more, whatever that entails.)
Stew-O: Madison sprints forward at full speed and swings a punch, but immediately it’s Sienna that manages to duck under it! Sienna now begins to lay into her with some heavy rights to the face, forcing Madison back as she tries to fend off the quick attack by the former Women’s Champion! Sienna then grabs a hold of her by the arm and sends her to the opposite side of the ring for an Irish whip, Madison rebounding… AS SIENNA STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A LEG LARIAT TO THE FACE TO TAKE MADISON DOWN TO THE GROUND! Sienna then turns and runs toward the ropes herself while Madison is laid out…
Gavin Kirkland: JUST FOR MADISON TO POP BACK UP HER FEET AND CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST WHICH SENDS SIENNA AGAINST THE ROPES! Sienna leans against the ropes but manages to push herself off of them, AS MADISON RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA!
Persephone: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO POP HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND GAIN FULL CONTROL! SHE’S ABOUT TO SLAM HER ON THE GROUND FOR A POWERBOMB!
…
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA TURNS AROUND TO SEE CHARLIE ON THE TOP ROPE! AS HE LEAPS OFF FOR A HUGE ‘SIN SALIDA’ TO MADISON! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HER CHEST WHILE ON THE SHOULDERS OF SIENNA! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW CHARLIE WAS ABLE TO RECOVER THAT QUICKLY!
(All three of them are down on the ground right now, Charlie still feeling the effects of that hard crash to the ringside area, trying his very best to recover and go for the pin on Madison but right now that’s not proving to go very well for him right now. Sienna on the other hand is stirring, as she sees the opportunity of a lifetime having realized what just happened.)
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF CHARLIE AND SENT HIM RIGHT OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! CHARLIE IS OUT OF THE RING AS SIENNA THEN GRABS A HOLD OF MADISON AND BRINGS HER UP TO HER FEET…
Persephone: BEFORE CONNECTING WITH “RDG’! BRIDGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX CONNECTS AND SIENNA KEEPS THE BRIDGE IN! TRYING FOR A PIN! PLEASE LET THIS BE IT!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
Stew-O: WAIT! CHARLIE IS UP ON HIS FEET AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE LUNGES FORWARD AND TRIES TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
Persephone: NO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE FALLS SHORT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Unfuckwithable’ hits as an absolutely exhausted Sienna Jade barely managed to pull herself off of the body of Madison Kaline. The carnage has settled and the only thing that can be seen is Sienna gingerly rising up to her feet, the referee making his way over and raising her arm into the air. A smirk slowly begins to grow on the face of Sienna as she raises both her arms in the air, beginning her celebration.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Oh there is a God, this match is finally over.
Gavin Kirkland: I actually really enjoyed-
Persephone: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION GABE!
Gavin Kirkland: … It’s Gavin…
Stew-O: Well I’ll echo his sentiments, what a match! All three brands wanted to show the very best of what EAW had to offer and that was shown with this Hall of Fame showcase. Proven Elitists who have done it all in this company clashing in what was a heated triple threat for ultimate supremacy, and at the end of the day it was one Sienna Jade who stood above all.
Gavin Kirkland: And while Showdown didn’t get a win, I’m not exactly complaining either. Sienna shows that she ages like fine wine in more ways than one, and she deserves this victory! So I’ll say this with my chest, CONGRATULATIONS SIENNA!!!
(Sienna drops down and rolls out of the ring, raising her arms one more time as she makes her way up the ramp. The camera goes to shots of a disappointed Madison Kaline and an irate Champagne Charlie as the last shot shown is of Sienna disappearing to backstage while Territorial Invasion fades to a brief intermission.)
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(The camera returns to the ring where Stephie Love is ready to start the introductions for the next match of Territorial Invasion.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer starts playing as Andre Walker enters the arena to loud boos from the crowd. Following closely behind is Albert Hitchman. Andre has a very intense look on his face as he walks onto the stage. He points his finger to the sky at the top of the stage and proceeds to walk towards the ring as the pyro fades out.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Being accompanied by Albert Hitchman! From the Isle of Samoa. Weighing 245 pounds. Here is “THE KAISER” ANDRE WALKER!
Stew-O: Here comes the one and only Andre Walker heading to the ring for a match that has been brewing for a very long time. I would ask Andre if he knew what he was getting himself into, but we all know the answer to that.
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER IS HERE!!!! WOOOOOOOO! LONG LIVE THE KAISER! Stephie Love should redo that introduction and mention that not only is he “The Kaiser”, he is the holder of the highly coveted Gawd Contract.
Flannery McCoy: It was that Gawd Contract that started this mess in the first place. Andre used the powers of the Gawd Contract to pretty much screw Joso out of participating in War Games. Tonight, Andre is looking to finish the job of making Joso’s life a living nightmare.
(Andre enters the ring and Albert takes his place at ringside as Andre’s music fades off. Seconds later, ‘Trophies’ by Drake starts playing as Joso enters the arena. Joso is strictly business as he heads right to the ring to get this match started.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent! From The Bronx, New York. Weighing 206 pounds. Here is “THE NEW ERA” JOSO!
Flannery McCoy: Look at Joso just storming right to the ring. For lack of a better term, he is pissed off at Andre for the crap he has been pulling with that Gawd Contract.
Jake Mercer: Joso is just jealous that he isn’t as hot of a commodity anymore compared to Andre Walker. I mean Joso should just accept that he will never be on the same level as the Kaiser.
Stew-O: You’re forgetting that it was Joso who ended the Interwire Title reign of Andre Walker, so Joso has shown that he can get a victory over The Kaiser. Two weeks ago, Joso declared that he was going to make Andre pay in blood. Will he accomplish his goal? We are about to find out.
(Joso slides into the ring and heads straight for Andre. The referee luckily manages to get in front of Joso and gets him to his corner as his music fades off. The referee is quickly checking both competitors before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match is underway and this match is one we have been waiting for a long time AND HERE COMES JOSO! HE GOES RIGHT AFTER ANDRE WALKER! JOSO JUST TACKLES HIM RIGHT INTO THE CORNER AND THROWING THOSE LEFTS AND RIGHTS!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO IS UNLOADING ON ANDRE RIGHT AT THE OPENING BELL! Joso said he was going to make Andre pay in blood and he is off to a good start right now as the referee is telling Joso to let Andre out of the corner.
Jake Mercer: Come on, ref. Do your job and get this jealous little kid off of our Kaiser. The referee is giving a count, a slow count if you ask me, but Joso finally listens to the referee and gets off of Andre–
Stew-O: BEFORE HE GOES RIGHT BACK TO PUNCHING THE CRAP OUT OF ANDRE WALKER! JOSO WANTS TO MAKE HIM PAY AS ANDRE IS BLOCKING THE PUNCHES AS BEST AS HE CAN!
Jake Mercer: THERE WE GO! Andre shoves Joso off of him and away from the corner BEFORE CLOBBERING THE HOLY CRAP OUT OF HIM WITH THAT CLOTHES! THAT WAS 245 POUNDS OF FORCE CRASHING AGAINST JOSO’S THROAT!
Flannery McCoy: As fast as Joso came out swinging, he was put down just as quickly by that huge clothesline. But Andre doesn’t care. He is looking to finish the job he started weeks ago. Andre is now slowing down the pace of this match with a side headlock.
Jake Mercer: Take your time, Kaiser. You are going to win this match anyway so stretch out the torture that you are going to give him. He has the side headlock, but he quickly transitions into a hammerlock while he keeps Joso grounded.
Stew-O: Joso is trying to find a way to get free, but ANDRE DROPS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO JOSO’S SPINE! We could see Joso flinch after that knee drop, BUT JOSO MANAGES TO ROLL BACK AND GET FREE OF THE HAMMERLOCK! BOTH MEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND JOSO COUNTERS BACK WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre staggers back and Joso goes to fire another forearm, BUT ANDRE GRABS JOSO’S FIST AND FIRE OFF A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD! I always knew that Andre had a hard head, but that’s not the point.
Stew-O: Joso is still on his feet as Andre whips him to the ropes. Joso comes back AND ANDRE FIRES OFF A BIG BOOT THAT JOSO MANAGES TO DUCK! Joso gets behind Andre AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX–
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE FIRES A BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES JOSO RIGHT IN THE NOSE! JOSO COULD HAVE A BROKEN NOSE RIGHT NOW! Andre doesn’t care as he applies the waistlock lifting him up in the air before TOSSING HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Our glorious Kaiser is going to enjoy each and every second of this match as Joso landed hard on his back. Look at Albert watching from ringside. He is pleased with what Andre has done in the early goings of this match.
Stew-O: It looks like he’s hit a few buffets instead of the Hair Club for Walruses :mjlol: But right now Andre is just putting the boots to his opposition while he’s down. Joso is trying to roll away but Andre is not letting Joso breathe for a second.
Jake Mercer: That’s exactly what he deserves for putting down our amazing Kaiser a few weeks ago. The Kaiser doesn’t appreciate it and neither do I. Kind of like how I don’t appreciate you calling Albert a bald walrus.
Flannery McCoy: Stew calls them like he sees them, but right now, Joso has managed to roll out onto the apron and the referee forces a break and backs Andre up. Joso is slowly getting back to his feet–
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER IS LOOKING TO SPEAR JOSO OFF THE APRON! HAHAHA YES! WAIT! Joso gets out of the way and Andre goes through the ropes BEFORE GETTING A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD THANKS TO THAT LOSER JOSO! COME ON, KAISER!
Stew-O: Andre is now on the apron himself as Joso grabs Andre and has him in a powerbomb position. HOLY CRAP! JOSO IS TRYING TO LIFT UP ANDRE FOR A PILEDRIVER ON THE APRON! THAT’S A DANGEROUS MOVE RIGHT THERE!
Flannery McCoy: Joso is trying to keep him up in the air, BUT ANDRE IS FIGHTING IT! ANDRE IS SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT AND HE MANAGES TO GET HIS FEET BACK ON THE APRON BEFORE LIFTING UP JOSO AND COUNTERING WITH A BACK BODY DROP ON THE APRON!
Stew-O: THAT COULD BREAK JOSO’S BACK RIGHT THERE! Andre is trying to cause permanent damage and possibly end Joso’s career. Joso is holding his back in pain as he rolls onto the ringside floor.
Flannery McCoy: The veteran Andre Walker just hops down onto the ringside floor and just looks down at Joso. Is that a look of anger or is that a look of pity? I don’t know, but it’s not good for Joso at the moment.
Jake Mercer: The Kaiser is wondering why this kid is so stupid as to accept any sort of match with him. Joso has had some alright performances during his EAW tenured, but they don’t match up with the Kaiser’s resume.
Stew-O: If you remember, Jake, that it was Joso who ended the Interwire Championship reign of Andre Walker. If anybody right now has a claim to prove that Andre can be beaten, it’s that man right there, Joso.
Jake Mercer: Come on, Stew. We don’t speak of what happened that night. As far as I am concerned, that night was just a horrible dream. It was a nightmare. So how about we don’t bring that night up ever again. The Kaiser is invincible.
Flannery McCoy: What have you been smoking, Jake? Andre lost at Pain for Pride to Bronson Daniels, too. He’s good, but your Kaiser has hit a run of bad luck outside of taking that Gawd Contract.
Jake Mercer: If I was the Kaiser, I would use the Gawd Contract to wipe those losses off his record permanently. But I can understand that he keeps them on there to give the lower lifeforms some hope.
Stew-O: Oh shut up. Andre is in control as he brings Joso back to his feet. NOW ANDRE LIFTS HIM UP AND JOSO IS IN THE MILITARY PRESS! ANDRE IS LIFTING JOSO LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AS HE WALKS JOSO TOWARDS THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Andre reaches the mat AND JUST TOSSES JOSO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND JOSO CRASHES BACK INSIDE THE RING! The referee has been counting the entire time as Andre rolls back into the ring at the count of eight.
Stew-O: Andre is just glaring at Joso as he goes to grab his leg and possibly drag him to the center of the ring, BUT WAIT A SECOND! JOSO OUT OF NOWHERE MANEUVERS HIMSELF AND HAS ANDRE IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE!
Flannery McCoy: Submission move out of nowhere as Andre was completely caught off guard by that and the referee is down checking the submission.
Jake Mercer: Seriously? Andre Walker is not going to tap out to anybody, much less an Andre Walker wannabe. The Kaiser is gonna destroy him.
Stew-O: ANDRE HAS DROPPED DOWN TO HIS KNEES! IS THIS GOING TO END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE? IS JOSO GOING TO MAKE ANDRE WALKER TAP OUT IN RECORD TIME?
Jake Mercer: THINK AGAIN, STEW-O! ANDRE TRICKED JOSO AND JOSO PAID FOR IT WITH A STRAIGHT PUNCH TO THE JAW THANKS TO OUR GLORIOUS KAISER! Exactly what I expected him to do. It must be those tapes I have been lending Albert.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think anybody wants to know about any of your dirty video trading, but Joso is holding his jaw in pain AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH! That shot got Joso good!
Jake Mercer: Did you have any doubt that Andre wouldn’t be capable of causing that sort of pain to Joso. LONG REIGN THE KAISER OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING! NOBODY IS WORTHY OF YOUR GREATEST!
Stew-O: Did you open your windows when you were smoking this morning? Because you are sounding like more of a crazy person than usual. But right now, Andre is back on his feet and he picks up the bleeding Joso.
Flannery McCoy: Joso is on Andre’s shoulders as he JUST DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A MODIFIED POWERSLAM! Now Andre is just weakening Joso to the point that it would be easy to finish him off because a powerslam isn’t a standard part of Andre’s arsenal.
Stew-O: Joso is slowly getting back to his feet, but Andre has hold of him and whips Joso to the turnbuckle. Andre goes to fire a round kick to the body, BUT JOSO CAUGHT HIS LEG! JOSO COUNTERS THE KICK BY USING WHATEVER POWER HE CAN BY LIFTING UP ANDRE AND THROWING HIM DOWN WITH THE MODIFIED SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: Joso plants Andre hard and the back of Andre’s head snaps hard on the mat. Now Joso is looking to go to the high rent district as he climbs up to the top rope. Joso is waiting for Andre to get back to his feet.
Jake Mercer: He’s like not climbing up there to raise his IQ. If Joso was smart, he would have used this time and stayed on the Kaiser. You give Andre a second to recover and you have just signed your death warrant. Kiss your chances of victory goodbye, Joso.
Stew-O: We’re about to find out as Andre makes it back to his feet. Andre turns around AND JOSO JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CATCHES ANDRE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! ANDRE WAS TURNED INSIDE OUT AFTER THAT KICK!
Jake Mercer: Yeah sometimes miracles can happen against the Kaiser, but it’s not like it’s going to do any good. This reminds of a match online that I found that happened in 1996 when—
Flannery McCoy: We don’t have enough time for Jake’s memory lane moment because Andre is sitting up AND JOSO WITH A LOW DROPKICK CATCHING ANDRE WALKER IN THE FACE ONCE AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: You bully! How dare you kick the Kaiser in the face! That’s a million dollar face you’re dropkicking, Joso. If your kicks ruin his face and prevent him from photoshoots or getting endorsement deals, I will hold you personally responsible, Joso.
Stew-O: When did you become his business manager? You said Joso should stay on the attack when given the chance and that’s exactly what he is doing WITH THAT STANDING SENTON! BUT I THINK THAT JOSO TOOK A LITTLE DAMAGE BECAUSE OF THAT BACKDROP FROM EARLIER!
Flannery McCoy: Joso is still kind of feeling the back pain but he is still bringing Andre Walker back to his feet, BUT HE FAKES HIM OUT WITH THE DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN AND HAS AN ANKLE LOCK ON ANDRE WALKER!
Stew-O: Joso going for another submission right there and can you imagine if Joso could get Andre Walker to do something I don’t think he has done in his career by making him submit? Joso’s stock would hit the stratosphere.
Flannery McCoy: And Andre Walker would go ballistic. Right now, Joso has that ankle locked IN tight and has already drug Andre back to the center of the ring once. NOW ANDRE ROLLS FORWARD TO GET FREE OF THE ANKLE LOCK AND SENDS JOSO FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: Give up the submission moves, Joso. Nobody and I mean NOBODY will ever make the great Kaiser tap out in a match. Because of that, he got up close and personal with the ropes. Serves him right for kicking the Kaiser in the face.
Stew-O: Of course it does, but Joso does stagger back and he stumbles back right into a waiting Andre Walker WHO PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE KIDNEY! GOOD GAWD WHAT A SHOT! Andre turns him around AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Once again, Joso is driven right into the mat by the powerful suplex from the Kaiser. Now Andre has hold of Joso once again AND HE LIFTING JOSO FROM THE MAT AND BACK INTO THE AIR!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE HAS DEADLIFTED JOSO FROM THE FLOOR AND ANDRE LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER AND DROPS JOSO ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A DEADLIFT STYLE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: There is nothing that our glorious Kaiser can’t do? Power? Submission? Technical? Andre can do it all and probably do it better than most of the roster in EAW. He’s that good.
Stew-O: I hope Albert pays you extra money for all the praises you are singing of Andre Walker. Be that as it may, Joso’s head crashes hard on the canvas. Joso is down and Andre is soaking in the jeers of the crowd.
Flannery McCoy: Anything that Andre has wanted to do thus far in this match, he has done it. And Joso is still moving and coming back for more. Joso wants to win this match in the worst way possible.
Stew-O: Joso is still trying to get back to his feet. He is at the point where he needs to use the ropes to help him back up, BUT HERE COMES ANDRE WALKER RUNNING FOR THE KNEE–
Flannery McCoy: JOSO PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND! ANDRE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TUMBLING DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Here is your chance, Joso, make the most of it.
Jake Mercer: This is just a small deviation from the Kaiser’s overall plan. He landed hard on the floor, but he is still making it back to his feet as Albert Hitchman is yelling for Andre to watch out. COME ON, KAISER! JOSO IS HITTING THE ROPES! GET OUT THE WAY!
Stew-O: It’s too late AS JOSO SAILS THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUTSIDE THE RING BEFORE TAKING DOWN ANDRE WALKER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! ANDRE HITS THE FLOOR AND THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY FOR JOSO!
Jake Mercer: This crowd doesn’t know a good thing when they see it. They are in the presence of the Kaiser and they are cheering for Joso. What is wrong with these people? Are they drunk off Jager Bombs or something? It doesn’t make sense.
Flannery McCoy: Maybe they aren’t the ones drinking bombs, but Joso is on his feet and he is pulling Andre over to the ring steps AND JUST SMASHES HIS FACE AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE RING STEPS!
Jake Mercer: REF! DO YOUR JOB AND DISQUALIFY JOSO! HE IS USING AN ILLEGAL WEAPON! Why is he smashing the Kaiser’s face again? Does he want to disfigure Andre or what? He is so jealous of what Andre has and Joso doesn’t.
Stew-O: Joso is pissed because he was screwed out of War Games. Joso still has hold of Andre AND SMASHES HIS FACE AGAINST THE STEPS AGAIN! Now Joso gets Andre on his knees AND SMASHES HIS HEAD ALONG THE EDGE OF THE RING STEPS!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is holding his face after that, but that doesn’t stop Joso from pulling Andre up to his feet by the belt of his pants and throws him back into the ring, but Joso doesn’t follow suit.
Stew-O: Joso has made his way once again to the top rope and Andre is in prime position for Joso to fly AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES! FROG SPLASH FROM JOSO AND IT HIT RIGHT ON THE MONEY AS JOSO HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHH—
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER POWERS OUT AT TWO! You know what blows my mind? That this was the first pin attempt of the entire match! I thought there were more, but it just shows that these two are not looking for immediate pins, they are wanting to cause maximum damage.
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT ANDRE! LOOK AT OUR POOR KAISER! HE HAS A CUT ABOVE HIS EYEBROW AND HE IS BLEEDING! JOSO IS GONNA PAY DEARLY IF OUR KAISER HAS TO GET STITCHES! THAT BASTARD!
Stew-O: Are you going to leave the table long enough to kiss the booboo and make it better? Stop being such a big baby. At this rate, you will be cleaning the toilets on Ronan’s off days.
Jake Mercer: I don’t find that funny at all. Anything Ronan does for the Kaiser, Ronan does willingly. But look at Joso mount Andre AND HE IS JUST PUNCHING ANDRE AND TRYING TO OPEN UP THAT CUT EVEN MORE!
Flannery McCoy: That was horrible phrasing, Jake. You had to have done that on purpose. But the referee is telling Joso to get off of Andre, BUT HE ROLLS ANDRE OVER AND APPLIES A CROSSFACE TO ANDRE! ANOTHER SUBMISSION APPLIED BY JOSO!
Jake Mercer: Why is he so damn persistent on trying to get Andre to tap out. IT ISN’T GONNA HAPPEN SO HE SHOULD JUST GET OVER IT! ANDRE WALKER WILL NEVER TAP OUT! EVER! Joso should just try something else if he wants to win this match so badly.
Stew-O: Andre has been trying to pull out of the crossface, BUT JOSO IS KNEEING ANDRE IN THE HEAD! REPEATED KNEES TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH, ANDRE LOOKS LIKE HE’S FADING!
Flannery McCoy: Passing out works just as well as tapping out. He passes out and Joso wins this match AND JOSO IS STILL KNEEING ANDRE IN THE HEAD WHILE THE CROSSFACE IS STILL APPLIED–
Stew-O: LOOK AT ANDRE! Even while being knocked silly with the knees and locked in a submission, Andre is still trying to get back to his feet. WHAT POWER BEING SHOWN BY ANDRE WALKER!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is back to his feet and HE SPINS JOSO AROUND BEFORE DROPPING JOSO WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM AND THAT FORCES JOSO TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION!
Jake Mercer: I’ll give Joso some credit. He managed to force our Kaiser to use some of his energy to get out of that crossface. I don’t like it, but I have to stay unbiased as a commentator.
Stew-O: Well that would be a first for this match if you were being unbiased or do you have a selective memory when it comes to Joso? Look at your Kaiser now! He is sitting in the corner trying to catch a breather as Joso recovers from the slam.
Jake Mercer: Don’t be mean, Stew-O. I am an unbiased commentator. It’s just that I recognize greatness with Andre Walker. He’s going to rule EAW the way that the Kaiser can. He’s taking this breather because he’s earned it.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah like the repeated knees to the head didn’t contribute to Andre holding his temple in pain. But, he is using the ropes to help him get back to his feet before he crouches down and waits for Joso to get back to his feet.
Jake Mercer: We all know what he’s going for! Joso is in a huge mess of trouble as he makes it back to his feet. Joso turns around AND ANDRE SPRINGS UP AND CLOBBERS JOSO WITH HIS PATENTED SUPERMAN PUNCH AND JOSO JUST FALLS LIKE A STONE! OUR KAISER PULLS JOSO TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: JOSO KICKS OUT AT TWO! JOSO KICKED OUT OF THE SUPERMAN PUNCH! Look at Albert at ringside, he is shocked that Joso kicked out. What a match this has been thus far. These two want to beat the hell out of each other in the worst way possible.
Flannery McCoy: Andre mounts Joso AND HE IS THROWING THOSE STIFF FOREARMS AND ELBOWS TO JOSO! Joso is blocking the shots as best as he can. Andre might be looking to give Joso a matching cut above his elbow.
Stew-O: I think the intensity has just gone up because there is blood trickling down Andre’s face from that cut. He is not happy about that. He has Joso back up to his feet and thrown to the ropes.
Flannery McCoy: Joso comes back AND ANDRE CATCHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH THAT RUNNING KNEE! JOSO DAZED BUT HE IS STILL ON HIS FEET AFTER THAT AS HE FALLS ONTO THE ROPES! Andre follows that up WITH SOME BOXING PRACTICE AND THOSE POWERFUL BODY PUNCHES!
Jake Mercer: He is going to make Joso regret ever wanting this match and I am enjoying every second of it. The Kaiser has been playing around long enough, he is taking the gloves off and he is going to work. NOW THE REF NEEDS TO STOP COUNTING! LET ANDRE DO WHAT HE IS DOING!
Stew-O: Unbiased commentator, my butt. Right now, Andre pulls Joso away from the ropes and kicks him in the gut before lifting him up in the air AND DRIVING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPINE SHAKING POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: There’s more to follow, Stew. Because The Kaiser still has hold of Joso before picking him up AND PLANTING JOSO WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB! THAT’S THE WAY TO DO IT! COME ON, ANDRE FINISH HIM OFF!
Flannery McCoy: It could very well happen as Andre still has hold of Joso and brings him back up looking for another powerbomb to finish the Powerbomb Trifecta–
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL? SOMEHOW JOSO USES THE MOMENTUM TO GET FREE OF THE POWERBOMB AND SLIDES OFF OF ANDRE’S BACK! JOSO IS LOOKING TO TAKE ANDRE DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP! KEEP YOUR BALANCE, ANDRE!
Stew-O: Andre is teetering and he’ll be in trouble if he falls! Joso is trying to change momentum SO HE CAN GET FINALLY ANDRE TO FALL! SUNSET FLIP BY JOSO BUT ANDRE GETS A SHOULDER UP TO PREVENT A COVER–
Flannery McCoy: BUT JOSO STILL HAS HOLD OF ANDRE! ANDRE’S ARMS ARE WRAPPED AROUND JOSO’S LEGS AS JOSO GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! JOSO IS UP AND HE DROPS FORWARD!
Stew-O: “CRIMSON PEAK”! “CRIMSON PEAK” BY JOSO AND ANDRE WAS PLANTED FACE AND CHEST FIRST AFTER THAT STYLES CLASH STYLE MOVE! ANDRE ISN’T MOVING AS JOSO ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE KICKS OUT AT TWO! OH MY GAWD! WHAT A CLOSE NEAR FALL! The crowd in attendance thought that the match was over right there. Heck, even Albert Hitchman let out a sigh of relief after Andre kicked out.
Jake Mercer: Then these fans don’t have a damn clue if they thought that this was going to be the end of the match. We are talking about ANDRE WALKER! THE KAISER! He is leagues above competitors like Joso.
Stew-O: I’m surprised you didn’t wear a Kaiser shirt to the ring tonight with all the advertising you are doing for Andre.
Jake Mercer: I thought about it, but I decided to be the unbiased commentator that I am and show that I support both competitors since they are on Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: Well, I guess you’re missing the part about Joso, but whatever. Right now Joso has Andre back up AND TAKES HIM UP AND OVER WITH THE VERTICAL SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: If you ask me, I think that the Kaiser is just leading Joso on before he sends him into a deep and hard fall. Again, it reminds me of this match about six years ago where—
Stew-O: Not right now, Jake. But right now, Joso is leaving the ground attack and gets onto the apron. Andre is still down on the mat AS JOSO SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR THE 450 SPLASH–
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY HOME AS ANDRE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! JOSO FINDS NOTHING BUT THE CANVAS AND JOSO IS HOLDING HIS RIBS AFTER LANDING!
Stew-O: Andre is right there AND HE JUST BOOTS JOSO RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! BEFORE FALLING, ANDRE GRABS JOSO AND LOCKS IN THE REAR NAKED CHOKE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE CHOKE DOESN’T LAST VERY LONG AS ANDRE THEN TAKES JOSO UP AND OVER WITH THE OVERHEAD SUPLEX! WHAT A COMBINATION FROM ANDRE WALKER!
Jake Mercer: Like you would expect anything different from Andre Walker! He is one of the most technically gifted wrestlers in EAW today. That’s why Joso has been on the ropes the entire match.
Stew-O: Andre is looking to change things up as he picks up Joso and sits him on the top rope. This is a rare moment, but Andre is now up on the second rope! Andre is trying to get Joso onto his shoulders.
Jake Mercer: WE ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS A SAMOAN DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE, BUT WHY IN THE HELL IS JOSO FIGHTING IT! JUST LET IT HAPPEN AND HE CAN LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!
Flannery McCoy: Doubt that will happen AS JOSO THROWS ELBOW AFTER ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S AND THAT LEADS TO JOSO GETTING FREE! NOW WHAT IS JOSO DOING?
Jake Mercer: He’s being stupid that’s what! Andre is still standing on the ropes as Joso is now sitting on Andre’s shoulders in the electric chair position. Is The New Era trying to end his era up there?
Stew-O: JOSO JUST FLIPS BACK AND TAKES ANDRE WALKER DOWN WITH A POISONRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE! HOLY CRAP! ANDRE JUST GOT SPIKED RIGHT ON THE HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: DANGEROUS MOVE THAT PAID OFF FOR JOSO, BUT HE IS NOT DONE! Joso grabs Andre and lifts him up enough in the air AND DROPS HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH A SPIKE PILEDRIVER! ANDRE IS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!
Stew-O: ANDRE KICKED OUT! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT? He was spiked on his head twice with two dangerous moves in a row and he still manages to get his shoulder up before three!
Flannery McCoy: What is Andre’s head made out of? Steel? Concrete? That’s the only thing that I can think of to explain that kickout. That combination would have finished many other people off.
Jake Mercer: Because Andre is in a league of his own. Nobody in EAW today can match up to the skills that The Kaiser has. Except Limmy and King Kass. They are certainly up there as well!
Stew-O: Kissing up even more I see. Right now, Joso is getting back to his feet and bringing Andre up as well. Joso hits the ropes and upon return, ANDRE GRABS JOSO OUT OF NOWHERE AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SAMOAN DROP! THAT WAS ALMOST A MODIFIED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THE WAY THAT JOSO LANDED!
Jake Mercer: Maybe that landing will knock some sense into Joso the way he almost landed on his head. Look at Andre’s eyes. He looks annoyed with the fact that Joso has lasted this long and that Joso got a two count on the Kaiser.
Flannery McCoy: If you ask me, this has been an amazing match so far. Now Andre is bringing Joso back to his feet and snapmares him over. Andre rears back AND PUNCHES JOSO IN THE SPINE! STRAIGHT PUNCH TO THE SPINE!
Jake Mercer: Our Kaiser is decimating Joso right now. Andre is looking to finish off Joso once and for all. He is softening Joso up to hit that big final move.
Stew-O: Andre is bringing Joso back up to his feet once more and whips him to the corner. Joso is in the turnbuckles AND ANDRE IS RIGHT THERE WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: Joso falls back into the corner, so ANDRE BACKS UP AND CLOBBERS JOSO IN THE CORNER ONCE MORE WITH THE CORNER CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: This time Joso comes stumbling out of the corner and Andre kicks him and doubles Joso over. Andre has a gutwrench AND HE LIFTS JOSO IN THE AIR!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE IS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB TO POSSIBLY SET UP FOR HIS “OZYMANDIAS” FINISHER! JOSO IS IN TROUBLE HERE–
Jake Mercer: HOW IN THE? SOMEHOW JOSO MANAGES TO GET FREE OF THE POWERBOMB AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND ANDRE AND AS SOON AS ANDRE TURNS AROUND, JOSO HITS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! HOW DARE JOSO DO THAT?
Stew-O: If anybody see some teeth around, return them to the walrus at ringside. BUT ANDRE IS STILL ON HIS FEET AFTER THAT SUPERKICK, BUT JOSO IS RIGHT THERE AND GETS ANDRE ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER!
Jake Mercer: No! NO NO NO NO NO! JOSO IS NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN TO ANDRE! NOT TO THE KAISER!
Flannery McCoy: What Jake is having a breakdown about is Joso is setting up for “Grateful Death”! That’s the move he took Andre out with a few weeks ago. Wouldn’t it be great if he hit it again?
Jake Mercer: No it wouldn’t! But I have faith that the Kaiser will get out of this move and continue to show his dominance! COME ON ANDRE! KICK HIS ASS!
Stew-O: ANDRE GETS FREE OF THE BACKBREAKER AND LANDS BEHIND JOSO! ANDRE HITS THE ROPES BEFORE DUCKING THE SUPERKICK ATTEMPT BY JOSO BEFORE HITTING THE ROPES ON THE OTHER SIDE–
Flannery McCoy: “HUNGER ON HILLSIDE”! SPEAR BY ANDRE WALKER! NOBODY HAS KICKED OUT OF THAT SPEAR! JOSO IS NOT MOVING AS ANDRE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!
(BAM!)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL? SOMEBODY JUST ENTERED THE RING AND DELIVERED A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: SECURITY!! GET THIS LOSER OUT OF THE RING! THEY ARE JUST BEATING UP OUR KAISER!! GET THEM OUT OF THERE!
Stew-O: I CAN’T TELL WHO THAT IS AND THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO BREAK UP THIS FIGHT, BUT I THINK THE REF HAS HAD ENOUGH AND THEY HAVE CALLED FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The referee has called for the bell and the crowd is booing the abrupt ending of the match. This mystery person is still attacking Andre as Joso rolls out of the ring and Stephie Love announces the final decision of the match.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that they are ruling this match… A NO CONTEST!
(The crowd is booing even louder at the announcement as Andre is still getting beaten up.)
Jake Mercer: A NO CONTEST?!?! What kind of ruling is that? Is the ref smoking the good stuff or something? Who is the person attacking the glorious Kaiser?
Flannery McCoy: Of course you would say something like that. But I guess we are about to find out who it is because they are standing up and dropping the hood.
Jake Mercer: We need better camera people.
(The mystery person stands up and takes off the hood revealing themself to be….)
Stew-O: IT’S JAKE SMITH!! JAKE SMITH IS BACK AT TERRITORIAL INVASION AND HE IS LOOKING FOR REVENGE!
(The crowd goes wild at the return of Jake Smith. Jake glares down at Andre before dropping down and beating the crap out of him once again.)
Jake Mercer: What the hell is Jake Smith doing here attacking our Kaiser? Shouldn’t he be at Disneyland or something arguing about height requirements?
Flannery McCoy: Remember that it was a few months ago that Andre Walker completely annihilated Jake Smith and took him completely out of action. Andre is about to pay for what he did.
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH IS NOT LETTING UP! HE IS TAKING OUT ALL HIS FRUSTRATIONS ON ANDRE! He might have ruined the ending of a very great match, but Jake doesn’t care. All he has is fire in his eyes.
Flannery McCoy: Jake wants to add more damage AND HE IS TRYING TO PUT ANDRE IN THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE! JAKE WANTS HIS “FAMOUS LAST WORDS”!
Jake Mercer: COME ON! RONAN! ALBERT! SOMEBODY GET OUR KAISER OUT OF THERE!
Stew-O: You expect Ronan to come out and be protection for Andre? Lard bucket can’t even use protection for himself!
(Jake is trying to lock in the submission, but Andre manages to get to the ropes and roll out of the ring to the jeers of the crowd. Albert runs over to Andre and they start heading up the entrance ramp.)
Jake Mercer: That was a close call! Leave it to our Kaiser to find a way out of a bad situation.
Flannery McCoy: He did… for NOW! But what will happen in the future because we know that these two will meet again.
Stew-O: You got that right. We didn’t get a winner for the match, but we have the return of Jake Smith and he is PISSED at Andre. What will happen when Jake gets another chance to beat the hell out of again. I don’t think the Kaiser saw this coming.
(The final shot shows Jake Smith standing tall in the center of the ring looking up the entrance ramp as Andre and Albert are still backing up and glaring down at Jake as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(Territorial Invasion fades to the next match graphic.)
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Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS FOR.. THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
( The Allianz Arena becomes unglued to the announcement of the next match. They grow even louder when “Tupac Back” by Meek Mill feat. Rick Ross hits. Henderson covers the entire stage, rallying up both sides of the audience members, before he begins to march his way towards the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER! FROM NEW YORK CITY, WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS.. HE IS AN EAW HALL OF FAMER… CYYYYY.. HEEENNDDERRRSONNNN!!
Rich Russillo: Elite Answers Wrestling has witnessed plenty of surprise over the past two years, and the re-emergence of the living legend that is Cy Henderson has been a sight to behold. Henderson returned to sanction the match between The Visual Prophet and one of his greatest rivals in Scott Diamond, then proving that there is no ring rust inside the steel cage at Midsummer Massacre, and now tonight, this is the best opportunity to show the EAW Universe that he still got it.
James Peters: Cy Henderson is undoubtedly one of the greatest of all time, making moment after moment, and trailblazing, but the roster that he competed against back then is night and day to what roams the Land of Elite in 2023. The elitists are faster, stronger, much more versatile, and the level of athleticism is more pronounced than ever, so it’s less a test for Drake King to see if he can survive the cyclone tonight, but more so for Henderson to show the world that he can continue to deliver what brought him a laundry list of accomplishments, but deliver much more to meet the much higher expectations of Elite Answers Wrestling today.
Persephone: Who cares? Henderson is yet another Hall of Famer trying to revisit the past, and take opportunities from the new talent, not that we’re missing out on anything though.
( Cy Henderson continues to hype up the crowd, throwing his shirt to the front row, as this theme song eventually dies down and is replaced with ‘Footsteps of Doom’ by KOHTA YAMAMOTO reverberates through the Allianz Arena. Drake King gradually walks onto the entranceway, looking more nonchalant and extra than ever, as he raises his EAW World Championship in the sky. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEL, WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS.. HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION.. DRAAAAAKEEEE KIIIIIING!!!
James Peters: There is one thing that Drake King said over the past few days to Henderson that has very much resonated with me… and it is the fact in which he believes that Cy Henderson has been in this company since almost its inception, he has never ever seen, or stepped into the ring with someone like Drake King. A very confident thing to say about yourself, but yet very true… because Drake’s accomplishments almost reflect Henderson’s, but God himself has done more, in a much shorter time.
Rich Russillo: They’re both Grand Rampage winners, Triple Crown holders, and multi-time world champions, but while Henderson inspired millions with his success in his early years, his success respectfully is not on the level of someone like Drake King. Drake King has main evented Pain For Pride four years in a row, he’s mastered the Dome of Death and Barbed Wire Massacres, and his trophy case is filled to the brim with even more impressive accolades. When someone thinks about the starpower in Elite Answers Wrestling, Drake King first comes to mind.. and I think that’s just the dynamic in this match. Henderson, a man who once ruled the land of Elite, has returned back to retake the throne, but what stands in a way is a man who has ruled this company for so long, but in a bigger and greater way, and that’s what this is all about.
Persephone: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just another one of those matches where old EAW faces the new EAW. We definitely haven’t seen a dynamic like that before.. I really hope this is the last time this happens.. because even though I find Drake King’s championship reign to be incredibly boring and stuffed with nothing, this might be the night where I actually might have to cheer him, but I don’t want either of them to be champions out of Munich. I want Henderson to be sent back to his couch. I want Drake King to break his ankle. This match is a waste of our time because we know Henderson is going to run out of breath, break his back, or ask for a break to ice his knees, and that is definitely not going to keep up with Drake King. If Drake really wants someone to actually put his championship under threat, and feel like someone wants to take his God status away from him, then Henderson shouldn’t have just been handed an opportunity he doesn’t really need. Gosh.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russell: This match is officially under way between Cy Henderson and Drake King. A match that is bound to tear the roof off this building and you can tell by the elation of Munich here tonight, they feel the same way as well! Munich seems to be divided between the living legend and the fashion icon himself. Both champion and challenger stand on either side of the ring, letting the atmosphere sink in before they engage into a collar-and-elbow tie-up. A little stalemate here until Henderson muscles the champion into the ropes, but it is Drake King who reverses it and presses the challenger against the ropes. The referee steps in to administer the count and Drake King happily steps away. Both men now reset in the middle of the ring and engage in yet another collar-and-elbow tie-up and this time, Henderson is not afraid of getting his hands dirty and brings him to the canvas with a waist takedown.
James Peters: The challenger got a strong constriction there around the waist, but it doesn’t take much time until King is able to plant his feet onto the canvas and transitions it into a headlock. Henderson brings him into the ropes intending to bounce him off the ropes and releases the headlock. Drake King slides down on one foot and screeches his momentum to a halt in the middle of the ring, effectively stopping him in his tracks and adding more wrench to the headlock. Henderson takes a deep breath and elevates the champion into the air! FOR A BACK SUPLEX! It is blocked as King jabs at the crown of his head. King returns back to the same position of the headlock, and now Henderson goes twice and rebounds him off the ropes! THIS TIME, HE ADDS MORE OOMPH IN THAT BOUNCE AND KING LETS GO OF THE HEADLOCK AND IS RAN INTO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING! Drake King tries to adapt with the momentum, rebounds off and goes for a shoulder tackle!
Persephone: AND CY HENDERSON WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! AND HE NOW STEPS IN AND LOOKS TO ADMINISTER THE STF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! COULD HE END IT HERE QUICKLY??!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING IS ABLE TO MANEUVER OUT OF THE STF.. CREEPS UP TO HIS FEET.. AND CATCHES HENDERSON ON ALL FOURS AND TRIES FOR THE CURB STOMP!
James Peters: CY HENDERSON TURNS OVER AND HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT! AND HE USES IT TO TAKE HIM DOWN ONTO HIS BACK AND MIGHT BE LOOKING TO GO FOR THE STF AGAIN! BUT DRAKE KING IS ABLE TO WIGGLE HIS UPPER BODY CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE ROPES WHERE HE COULD HOLD ONTO BOTH ROPES!
Persephone: The world champion clings onto the ropes whereas Henderson is trying to pull him off the ropes! The referee is administering the count, but Henderson is ignoring it and is trying his best to manually release him from the ropes! AND HENDERSON YANKS HIM OFF THE ROPES.. AND DRAKE KING MIRACULOUSLY ENDS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS IN THE TORTURE RACK POSITION!! HENDERSON HAS HIM UP FOR THE BURNING HAMMER!! YES!
James Peters: CY HENDERSON FLIPS HIM OVER FOR THE BURNING HAMME—DRAKE KING LANDS ON HIS FEET AND CINCHES IN THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK AND GOES FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!! BUT HENDERSON BACKS UP INTO THE ROPES, PRESSES HIM UP AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Rich Russillo: Both the champion and challenger were jockeying for position there, seeing if they can easily wipe out the other this early into the match, but they both are way too well-versed in this game to let that happen at the get-go! Drake King bumped his lower-back on the ringside floor, leaving Henderson to get the best out of that sequence as he rolls under the bottom rope to join him on the outside. Henderson with a right hook, then a left one, and then looks to jam the champion’s head into the ring post. The champion blocks the attempt with his foot, punches his midsection and reverses it with CY Henderson going shoulder first into the corner barricade!
James Peters: Drake King drives his knee into his midsection before forcing the sole of his boot into the side of his face against the barricade. He stops, stuffs him with a roundhouse kick and IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! CY HENDERSON REVERSES IT AND DRAKE KING ENDS UP GOING OVER THE BARRICADE INSTEAD! Drake King was luckily able to land his feet, and the challenger doesn’t realize it until he peaks over the barricade and gets unexpectedly hit with a kick to the face–
Rich Russillo: Henderson had it scouted and blocked his leg.. and he now plucks him off the ground with it and holds him into a wheelbarrow position at ringside.. AND HE DRIVES HIM WITH AUTHORITY INTO THE FLOOR WITH A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX… AND THAT HAD TO DRIVE THE LIGHTS OUT OF THE WORLD CHAMPION AS HIS BACK OF HIS HEAD SUFFERED AN UNFORGIVING COLLISION TO THE PADDED FLOOR! Henderson takes a couple of seconds to get up and brings the champion to the canvas to get a pin! COULD THIS BE IT!?
ONE!!!!!
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James Peters: Drake King with the quick kick-out.. and we have to talk about that devastating wheelbarrow suplex because you could tell by the expressions of the champion as it hit, it might have woken him up a little bit. Henderson quickly applies a rear chinlock on the champion, slowing down and looking to gradually break down the champion. Henderson has seemingly set the tone with that suplex and continues to apply this chinlock, and now Drake begins to fight out of the chin lock! The champion is up off one knee, and is able to twist, drive his knee into his midsection and apply a wrist lock!
Persephone: Look at such an impressive torque of the wrist that I have never seen before from the world champion. Not for long, as Henderson steps through and the positions are now reversed. King is brought down back to one knee, but he gets up, rolls up, arches upwards, creeps up, twists through and transitions into a waist hold. Standing switch. Henderson goes for a GERMAN SUPLEX! King reaches down under, grabs his foot and takes him down. He turns around, only to be thrusted by both legs of the challenger to the ground. Henderson gets up to his feet and immediately floors him with a headlock takedown, quickly countered into a leg scissors, which the challenger also quickly kips up out of. King immediately gets up to his feet while Henderson rebounds off the ropes! King jumps down, Henderson hovers over. Henderson comes off the ropes and POWERS THROUGH THE CHAMPION WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!
Rich Russillo: Drake King looking somewhat bewildered by the shoulder tackle, and now Henderson smirks and rebounds off the ropes! Drake King runs past him and meets Henderson back in the middle! AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE OF HIS OWN! The champion looks down with a smirk as he now rebounds off the ropes! Henderson vaults down, King jumps over. King rebounds off the ropes, Henderson jumps up for a leapfrog–and KING YANKS HIM DOWN BY HIS LEFT FOOT!! HENDERSON FACE PLANTS THE CANVAS AND KING LOOKS TO GO FOR A STF OF HIS OWN! THAT WOULD BE IRONIC, BUT HENDERSON TWISTS OVER AND THRUSTS THE CHAMPION AWAY!
James Peters: Henderson is the first person back up to his feet, King just right behind and HENDERSON TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! DRAKE KING GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A SECOND ARM DRAG!! AND NOW HENDERSON LOOKS FOR A THIRD ARM DRAG–BUT DRAKE KING KNEW IT ALL TOO WELL AND COUNTERED IT INTO THE STANDING ABDOMINAL STRETCH RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Rich Russilo: Henderson was mounting a rapid-fire sequence right there, but Drake King knew it needed to be stopped and that is exactly what he did, putting the challenger in his tracks with this abdominal stretch..
James Peters: and we all know that Henderson isn’t going to cave in, but this move is designed to wear down the patience and the durability of the challenger as we go deeper into this match. Henderson tries to reach for the ropes, to no avail… and the champion continues to stretch back, now digging the end of his elbow into the ribcage for further painful simulation!
Persephone: AND CY HENDERSON FORTUNATELY STEPS OUT OF THE ABDOMINAL STRETCH! AND HE THROWS THE WORLD CHAMPION OVER WITH AN ARM DRAG!
James Peters: DRAKE KING BLOCKS THE ARM DRAG AND KEEPS HIMSELF GROUNDED!! AND HE NOW GOES AROUND THE WAIST WITH THE ARM STILL HOOKED! AND HE GOES FOR THE HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER!! BUT AS HE ELEVATED HIM! HENDERSON DROPPED DOWN AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH THE ARM DRAG HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR!
Persephone: AND DRAKE KING QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET.. AND HE IS MET WITH A BIG BOOT THAT SENDS HIM SPIRALLING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!!!
Rich Russillo: AND CY HENDERSON QUICKLY CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK! AND HE RUNS FULL SPEED LOOKING LIKE A MACK TRUCK THAT IS ABOUT TO FLATTEN THE CHAMPION INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: BUT DRAKE KING GETS HIS FOOT UP AND SMASHES IT INTO THE FACE OF THE CHALLENGER!! THE CHALLENGER IS WINDED AND IS STUNNED.. AND THIS OPENS THE DOOR FOR DRAKE TO SIT HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND GO FOR THE MIDDLE ROPE BLOCKBUSTER!
Persephone: WHAT! HENDERSON SNATCHES HIM MID-AIR INTO A SUPLEX POSITION! KING IS WAVING HIS ARMS, TRYING TO COUNTER THIS DISPLAY OF POWER.. AND HENDERSON CATAPULTS HIM FORWARD.. AND KING COLLIDES STOMACH FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE WITH A GOURDBUSTER.. AND HE DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS BACK!
James Peters: The world champion clutches his ribs whereas the challenger steps through the ropes and looks to take a high-risk move here! The crowd here knows what he’s going for here as he slowly ascends the turnbuckles, perching himself at the top and looking to neutralize Drake King! AND HE SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND LOOKS TO DECAPITATE THE CHAMPION WITH THE DIVING LEG BULLDOG!
Persephone: DRAKE KING COUNTERS IT IN MID-AIR AND SMASHES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP POWERBOMB!
James Peters: AND THE WORLD CHAMPION QUICKLY REELS BACK TOWARDS HIM AND PLUCKS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INTO ANOTHER POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND THIS TIME.. HE LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!! BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS!!
Rich Russillo: AND DRAKE KING CONTINUES THIS RELENTLESS ASSAULT.. AND HE STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND CLIMBS THE ROPES! AND HE SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE DESCENDS ONTO THE CHALLENGER WITH A FROG SPLASH!!!!
James Peters: NO!! CY HENDERSON GETS HIS KNEES UP AND PACKAGES HIM UP WITH THE INSIDE CRADLE!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOOO!
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James Peters: KICK-OUT! Drake King nurses his midsection as Henderson uses the ropes and lurks in the shadows. King might be seconds away from being hit with something huge.. and now King turns around! AND HENDERSON MAKES THE SPIN! AND GOES FOR THE CYCLONE LARIAT–KING BLOCKS HIM FROM MAKING CONTACT BY KICKING THE INCOMING ARM AWAY.. AND HENDERSON GRABS HIS ARM.. AND KING QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A ROLLING ENZIGURI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Drake King gets up to his feet while Henderson is struggling to remain balanced.. and King runs off to the ropes! Henderson holds onto his tights and pulls him back into his direction! King back kicks his hands off him and twists for a forearm smash! Henderson ducks under it, grapples and turns him over with an exploder suplex! Henderson gets back to his feet and wraps his arms around the waist of the champion!
Persephone: AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! DRAKE KING FIGHTS IT OFF WITH ELBOWS! BUT HENDERSON DUCKS UNDER AND TURNS IT INTO AN EXPLODER! NO! KING KEEPS HIMSELF GROUNDED AND SUCCESSFULLY CHOPS HIM AWAY WITH CLUBBING ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Henderson is down on both knees and Drake King takes a couple of steps back, before reeling back in and DRIVING HIS FOOT INTO THE FACE OF THE HALL OF FAMER WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK–
James Peters: HENDERSON BLOCKS AND HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT.. AND HE PULLS HIM IN.. AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY!!
Persephone: CY HENDERSON MUSCLES THE CHALLENGER OUT OF THE RING.. BUT LOOK! DRAKE KING MANAGED TO CATCH HIMSELF AND HOLDS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE.. HENDERSON IS CURRENTLY CATCHING HIS BREATH AND DOESN’T REALISE THAT KING IS STILL SAFE! LOOK BEHIND YOU, DUMBASS!
James Peters: AND THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH THE IMPRESSIVE FEAT OF CORE, PULLS HIMSELF UP BY THE SECOND ROPE AND HENDERSON TURNS RIGHT AROUND WITH HIS HEAD CAUGHT BETWEEN HIS LEGS… AND DRAKE KING UNEXPECTEDLY SENDS CY HENDERSON OUT OF THE RING WITH A LEG SCISSORS FROM THE OUTSIDE!
Persephone: You telling me Henderson didn’t notice that he didn’t fall! Shoot me if I am this illiterate when I am this old!
Rich Russillo: Henderson slowly gets up to a vertical base, using the announce table to assist him as Drake King is up on his feet! AND HE’S GETTING ACTIVE HERE.. AS HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND DARTS INTO THE CHALLENGER WITH A RAPID-FIRE TOPE SUICIDA.. AND NOW DRAKE KING GRABS HIM AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE RING.. HE CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON AND LOOKS TO GO AERIAL HERE!!
James Peters: Henderson gets up to his feet meanwhile Drake King jumps and springs off the top rope! HE SHOOTS FOR THE SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE!
Persephone: CY HENDERSON GETS HIS FOOT UP AND KICKS THE CHAMPION IN THE SHIN! HE LOSES BALANCE AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE TOP ROPE MIDSECTION FIRST!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING IS NOW DANGLING FACE DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE.. AND HENDERSON KEEPS HIMSELF UP THERE AS HE LOOKS TO DO SOMETHING HERE!! HE CLIMBS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Persephone: AND HENDERSON TAKES FLIGHT.. AND HE HAMMERS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF THE SUSPENDED CHAMPION WITH LEG BULLDOG!! **A ROPE-HUNG DIVING LEG BULLDOG TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS HENDERSON GOES FOR THE COVER!! THIS COULD BE IT!!**
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOO!!
T-
James Peters: KICK-OUT!! It seems like everytime Drake King was about to mount a comeback onto the challenger, Henderson blocks it everytime. Henderson puts a unique twist on his diving leg bulldog, hitting it onto the champion as he was hanging from the top rope. King has retreated into the corner turnbuckles, and Henderson gets up and approaches him.. and HENDERSON REACHES IN AND THRUSTS THE CHAMPION INTO THE CORNER.. AND HE DOES IT AGAIN.. AND HE DOES IT A THIRD TIME.. THE CHAMPION IS BEING IMPALED BY HENDERSON HERE..
Persephone: AND NOW HENDERSON LOOKING TO ADD MORE OOMPH AND AH TO THE THRUST AS HE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BACK–
James Peters: DRAKE KING MEETS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! AND CONNECTS WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! HENDERSON IS STUNNED! AND KING SPINS AROUND! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND WITH A DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE! KING NOW HOOKS BOTH ARMS.. AND HE ELEVATES HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!
Rich Russillo: AND DRAKE KING DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER!! HE SITS IN DEEP FOR THE COVER!
ONEEE!
TWOOOOO!!
T-
James Peters: KICK-OUT!! Drake King doesn’t even think about it and continues to apply gas to the pedal.. and he now steps through the ropes and lines the challenger up! AND KING LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! AND HE DESCENDS.. AND HE DRILLS HENDERSON WITH A KNEE STRIKE ON THE WAY DOWN!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW DRAKE KING PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET.. HOOKS BOTH ARMS! AND GOES FOR THE ASCENSION! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!
James Peters: CY HENDERSON POWERS THROUGH AND COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
Persephone: THE WORLD CHAMP LANDS RIGHT ONTO HIS FEET LIKE A PUSSY.. AND HE NOW TURNS AROUND!! AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO A CYCLONE LARIAT FROM THE CHALLENGER!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING REVERSED THE MOMENTUM OF THE CLOTHESLINE INTO A REVERSE STO.. AND HE NOW ADMINISTERS THE KOJI CLUTCH ONTO THE CHALLENGER!! THE SCRIPTURE IS CINCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THE CHALLENGER HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS NOT LOOKING PROMISING FOR THE CHAMPION! AS WE MIGHT BE ON THE VERGE OF HIM BEING TAPPED OUT IN HIS FIRST WORLD CHAMPION OPPORTUNITY IN SO MANY YEARS.. BUT WE CANNOT UNDERESTIMATE THE TENACITY OF THE HALL OF FAMER AS HENDERSON IS SOMEHOW GETTING UP TO HIS FEET WHILST IN THE JAWS OF THE SCRIPTURE!
James Peters: DRAKE KING CAN’T BELIEVE IT! AND HENDERSON IS JUST POWERING THROUGH.. AND THE CHAMPION NOW RESORTS TO KICKING HIM IN THE SKULL WITH HEEL KICKS.. AND IT WORKS AS HENDERSON DROPS DOWN AND KING IS BACK TO THE FULL POTENTIAL OF THE SCRIPTURE KOJI CLUTCH!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING IS SCREAMING.. PUTTING HIS EVERY MIGHT INTO THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!! WE MIGHT ACTUALLY SEE HENDERSON GO DOWN IN THIS FASHIO–
Persephone: CY HENDERSON SOMEHOW REACHES THROUGH THE ENTANGLEMENT.. AND HE CLAWS THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION.. **AND HE DRIBBLES IT REPEATEDLY INTO THE CANVAS TO BREAK THE CLUTCH!!** HENDERSON FREES HIMSELF AND ROLLS TO THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RING AS HE JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM EMBARRASSMENT!
Rich Russillo: Henderson favours his larynx, coughing out and gasping for air after being locked in the Scripture for so long. Drake King is winded by getting his head stuffed into the canvas repeatedly. Both men are down on the ground and this has been a very physical match from the get-go! Henderson has gone out here, and he has shown that he has not lost a step, but we have also seen many moments where King has been more agile and versatile than him, and that may play a factor into how this match goes, James.
James Peters: Both men get up to their feet, staring at each other from opposite sides of the rings.. and King musters the courage to charge first! HENDERSON DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND KING TURNS AROUND!! AND THE CHALLENGER SCOOPS UP KING INTO THE MICHINOKU DRIVER!! PHANTOM DEATH CONNECTS!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET… AND HE SHOCKS THE CHALLENGER WITH ANOTHER ROLLING ENZIGURI TO THE JAW! HENDERSON IS STUNNED..
James Peters: BUT HENDERSON ALMOST INSTINCTIVELY FALLS AND REBOUNDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE… AND HE SPINS AROUND FOR THE CYCLONE LARIAT!! WATCH OUT!!
Persephone: DRAKE KING FLOATS OVER THE CLOTHESLINE.. HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH THE ASCENSION!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE HOOKS HIM DEEP FOR THE COVER!! THIS IS IT!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOO!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: HENDERSON POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Drake pushes the hair out of his face, and you can notice that it is starting to get into his head a little bit. The champion gets up to his feet and thinks of what to do next. Henderson is laid out in the middle of the ring, recovering from the Ascension, and I think the champion knows exactly what he’s going to do next! King looks directly at the turnbuckles and points at it! Everyone here in Munich is cheering for him to do it!
Persephone: Drake King slowly climbs up onto the top turnbuckles.. and he is perched like a birdie!! AND HE IS GOING TO TAKE FLIGHT HERE.. HENDERSON HAS NOT MOVED AN INCH.. AND KING NOW FLOATS OVER FOR THE PHOEEEENIX SPLASH–
James Peters: CY HENDERSON SUDDENLY WAKES BACK UP AND LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH KING!! HENDERSON CLUBS HIM WITH ELBOWS TO THE UPPER BACK, STOPPING HIM FROM WHATEVER HE WAS JUST TRYING TO DO. King tries to use his height advantage to chop him down, but Henderson continues to weaken him down and eventually pulls down on his tights and King goes down like a sack of potatoes!
Persephone: Henderson was able to stop King from executing the Phoenix Splash.. and the positions have changed with King right in the landing zone! What else could possibly Henderson do from the top rope that isn’t a double axe handle or a leg bulldog?
Rich Russillo: Cy Henderson looking to take a big risk here.. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE THINKING!!? GET DOWN FROM THERE?!!
Persephone: DRAKE KING GETS UP AND JUMPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE CATCHES THE CHALLENGER OFF GUARD.. AND HE BRINGS HENDERSON DOWN WITH HIM.. AND HE PLANTS HIM DOWN OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUPPERRRPLEXXX!!
Rich Russillo: AND DRAKE KING, AS TO NO ONE’S SURPRISE ISN’T DONE AS HE ROLLS HIM THROUGH WITH THE SUPLEX HOLD MAINTAINED.. AND HE GOES FOR THE FALCON ARROW!!
James Peters: HENDERSON HOVERS OVER DRAKE AND HE PICKS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION INSTEAD!
Persephone: BUT THEIR CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE ROPES!! HENDERSON TIPS DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HENDERSON SIMULTANEOUSLY TIPS OVER VIA HIS UPPER BODY AND BOTH MEN COLLAPSE ONTO THE FLOOR!!
James Peters: NO!! THEY BOTH LAND ON THEIR FEET WITH THE SUPLEX STILL MAINTAINED.. AND NOW DRAKE IS IN CONTROL.. AND HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THIS UNORTHODOX SITUATION.. AND HE HOISTS THE CHALLENGER UP!! AND HE DEPOSITS HIM ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A FALCON ARROW!!
Rich Russillo: Things are starting to look much brighter for the World Champion here as he mustered through and hit that superplex-falcon arrow combination even with whatever that led them to the outside! Drake King gets up and pushes Henderson into the ring.. and King isn’t thinking of hitting the Phoenix Splash.. He might be thinking of ending this match with the stomp!
James Peters: It could only take one Judgment Day for CY Henderson to go night night, and that is what Drake King is looking to do right now! Henderson is slowly getting on all fours.. and King has him in sight! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES.. AND HE LOOKS TO STOMP HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!!
Persephone: DRAKE KING MISSES THE STOMP! HENDERSON SETS OFF THE ROPES.. AND HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION! AND HE SPLITS HIM IN HALF WITH THE CALAMITY SPEAR!!
Rich Russillo: THE CHAMPION GETS HIS KNEE UP AND IT IS ALL THAT HENDERSON EATS! HENDERSON IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, SWAYING BACK AND FORTH, SIDE TO SIDE AND NOW DRAKE GETS IN THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK! AND HE IS GOING FOR THE LOW OF SOLIPSISM!!
Persephone: Henderson floats to the side and LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND HE IS TRYING FOR THE RISING TIDE BURNING HAMMER!!
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE KING IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO LATCH ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND HOLDS ON FOR DEAR LIFE! HENDERSON IS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF THE ROPES, BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL!!
James Peters: HENDERSON ADAPTS AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES! ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER DROP.. HE TEARS THE BACK IN HALF ON TOP OF HIS SHOULDERS, BUT HE KEEPS HIM THERE, GETS OFF HIS KNEES AND NOW GOES FOR THE BURNING HAMMER!! KING’S FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND THERE IS NO WAY TO GO!
Persephone: AND CY HENDERSON PLOPS HIM DOWN WITH THE RISING TIDE! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE IN MUNICH!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING MANAGES TO REVERSE IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
ONEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT HENDERSON ESCAPES BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!! AND BOTH ELITISTS EMERGE TO THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME!
James Peters: DRAKE KING SPEEDS PAST THE CHALLENGER.. HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND RUNS PAST HENDERSON YET AGAIN! THE CHAMPION BUILDING UP THE SPEED.. AS HE REBOUNDS ONCE MORE.. AND HE AIMS FOR THE GUILLOTINE!!!
Rich Russillo: HENDERSON BLOCKED THE GUILLOTINE KICK WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB! AND HENDERSON NOW ROLLS HIM OVER BY HIS FOOT ONTO HIS FEET!! AND NOW IT IS HENDERSON’S TURN TO BUILD UP THE MOMENTUM AND SPEED!
Persephone: THE CHALLENGER DUCKS UNDER THE CHAMPION! AND HENDERSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE RIPS KING IN HALF WITH THE CALAMITY SPEAR!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING FLOATS OVER THE INCOMING HENDERSON.. AND HE ROLLS THE CHALLENGER INTO A SCHOOL-BOY! WHAT A COUNTER!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: CY HENDERSON POWERS OUT OF THE COUNT YET AGAIN.. BUT HE TRANSITIONS INTO ALL FOURS.. AND DRAKE KING IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE JUDGMENT DAY!! IT CONNECTS!
James Peters: HENDERSON SNATCHED THE FOOT AND STEPS INTO THE VOID LOCK! THE STF IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! DRAKE KING’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN IS JEOPARDY..
Persephone: HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO.. HE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES, BUT IT IS NOWHERE NEAR HIM! WE HAVE SEEN HENDERSON SUBMIT MANY ELITISTS IN HIS CAREER TO THIS STF, AND DRAKE KING MIGHT FIND HIMSELF APART OF THAT STATISTIC AFTER TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: BUT THE CHAMPION MIGHT STILL STAY ALIVE IN THIS MATCH AS HE IS STARTING SWIM HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE IS COPING THROUGH THE PAIN, DIGGING INTO THE CANVAS WITH HIS ELBOWS AND TREKKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES FOR THE ROPE BREAK!
Persephone: AND DRAKE KING GETS HIS HAND ONTO THE ROPE TO BREAK THE VOID LOC–
James Peters: CY HENDERSON MOMENTARILY LETS GO OF THE VOID LOCK, YANKS HIM BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND REAPPLIES THE VOID LOCK AGAIN!
Persephone: BUT THAT SLIGHT MOMENT WHERE HENDERSON DIDN’T HAVE IT IN FULLY.. KING WAS ABLE TO TURN AND SHIFT HIS WEIGHT ONTO HENDERSON AND HE HAS BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT!
ONEEEE!!
TWOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Persephone: HENDERSON KICKS OUT.. BUT THE SHEER MOMENTUM OF THE KICK-OUT ALLOWED DRAKE KING TO IMMEDIATELY STEP IN AND APPLY HIS OWN VERSION OF THE VOID LOCK!! THE DRAKE LOCK IS CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND IT WOULD BE SO, SO, SO FUNNY IF THIS IS HOW THIS MATCH ENDED!
James Peters: DRAKE KING HAS ADMINISTERED HIS OWN VOID LOCK AND IT WOULD BE A HUGE EXCLAMATION MARK IF HE SUBMITTED HENDERSON TO HIS OWN SUBMISSION MOVE!!
Rich Russillo: BUT BY HENDERSON HAS NO INTENTION OF LETTING IT HAPPEN.. AS HE NOW CARRIES DRAKE KING ON HIS SHOULDERS… AND HE FLIPS HIM OVER INTO THE ARGENTINE RACK!! AND HE GOES FOR THE RISING TIDE!!!
Persephone: AND HENDERSON DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE BURNING HAMMER! COME ON! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
James Peters: WAIT! DRAKE KING FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY DEVASTATES HIM WITH THE GUILLOTINE KICK! THE GUILLOTINE KICK..
Rich Russillo: AND CY HENDERSON IMMEDIATELY ANSWERS BACK WITH THE CYCLONE LARIAT!!! THE LARIAT CONNECTS AND BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
James Peters: HOW IN THE WORLD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!?! THE GUILLOTINE KICK PROPELLED HENDERSON INTO THE ROPES, AND THE SECOND ROPE KEPT HIM PROPPED UP ONTO HIS FEET AND ALLOWED HIM TO BOOMERANG HIM BACK INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE CHAMPION.. THUS PERHAPS GAINING SECOND WIND AND MUSTERING THE STRENGTH TO ISSUE THE CYCLONE LARIAT TO DRAKE KING!
Persephone: …and this has resulted in both men getting down! Neither are going for the pin and this has to go on far longer than it already has! Of course, Drake King rolls out of the ring and takes a breather, and it looks like Henderson has done that too, but both elitists are on opposite sides from each other. I hope they get counted out!
Rich Russillo: Drake King is clutching his chest, feeling the consequences of getting neutralised with the Cyclone Lariat, meanwhile Henderson is shaking the cobwebs and getting his head kicked in courtesy of the Guillotine kick! Both men are in rough conditions, but it seems they are recovering well.. and Henderson finally recalibrates, sees King around the ring and begins to build up speed around ringside!
James Peters: DRAKE KING IS LEANING UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE WHILE HENDERSON IS CHARGING FULL SPEED AHEAD!!
**POW**
James Peters: CY HENDERSON SPEARS THE CHAMPION THROUGH THE BARRRICADEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HENDERSON GOING ALL OUT AS HE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD CHAMPION THROUGH THE BARRICADE WITH A SPEAR! AND DEFINITELY CALAMITY HERE AT RINGSIDE AS THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON BOTH MEN! !
James Peters: Henderson regains consciousness and he drags Drake King by the leg and pushes him back into the squared circle! We may be closing in on crowning a new champion here in Munich, as now CY Henderson swings in the balance, and waits for King to return back to a vertical base!
Persephone: AND NOW DRAKE KING IS UP.. AND HENDERSON PLUCKS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HE HITS THE RISING TIDE!
James Peters: DRAKE KING SLIDES DOWN HIS BACK! AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AND HE NOW RUNS THE ROPES BACK!
Persephone: AND KING SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH THE JUDGMENT DA–
James Peters: HENDERSON NUDGED HIS HEAD, WHICH HAS KING SLIPPING OFF THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND LANDING ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF THE CHALLENGER!
Rich Russillo: RISING TIDE!! THE BURNING HAMMER ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS! NEW CHAMPION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: NO!!!! DRAKE KING IS STILL YOUR CHAMPION AS HE KICKS OUT!! CY HENDERSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE HAS WON SO MANY CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH THAT VERY MOVE! HE HAS BEATEN SO MANY ELITISTS WITH THE RISING TIDE, BUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO PUT AWAY THE LORD AND SAVIOUR HERE TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: CY Henderson knew going into this, that the level of competition compared to now and then is much more dialed up, but it is still impressive and shocking nonetheless that Drake King remains alive after enduring the Calamity through the barricade followed by a Rising Tide in the matter of minutes! What is Drake King operating on????!!
James Peters: Cy Henderson gets off his knees, after moments of making sure with the referee that wasn’t a three count. He crouches in the corner and waits for Drake King to get up to his feet, that is if he can at this point! King is struggling to even get on all fours, he has to resort to using the ropes to get up to his feet, but even then he is shaking and trembling, and coughing! Henderson might have this academic from here, but he needs to strike fast and make this next move count!
Rich Russillo: AND DRAKE IS FINALLY UP ON HIS FEET… JUST BARELY.. AND HENDERSON SPRINTS FROM OUT OF HIS CORNER.. AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER CALAMITY!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING REVERSES IT INTO A DDT!!
Rich Russillo: AND HE HOLDS ONTO HIS HEAD AND ROLLS THROUGH.. AND HE NOW HAS THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK!! AND HE HOISTS HIM UP!! **AND HE DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH THE LOW OF SOLIPSISM! LOW OF SOLIPSISM! THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!**
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: CY HENDERSON KICKS OUT!!! DRAKE KING ALMOST HAD HIM!! HE DUSTED HIM WITH THAT DDT AND LOW OF SOLIPSISM COMBINATION, AND THE HALL OF FAMER REMAINS ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! WHAT DOES DRAKE KING HAS TO DO!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING IS LOCKED IN.. HE IS STANDING IN THE CORNER… AND HE HAS BLOODSHOT EYES.. SCRUNCHED NOSE.. AND HE IS STARING DIRECTLY AT CY HENDERSON WHO IS STRUGGLING TO REMAIN ON ALL FOURS…
Persephone: AND NOW DRAKE KING CHARGES IN FROM THE CORNER!! AND HE HITS THE JUDGMENT DAY!
James Peters: HENDERSON GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND GOES FOR A BACKSLIDE PIN–
Rich Russillo: THE WORLD CHAMPION OUTMUSCLES THE CHALLENGER AND IT IS HENDERSON’S SHOULDERS TO THE GROUND!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: HENDERSON KICKS OUT.. BUT KING QUICKLY PICKS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION OFF THE SUNSET FLIP AND WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?!?
Rich Russillo: WHAT IN THE WORLD??! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?! HE HAS HIM HOOKED IN POSITION!!
Persephone: **AND DRAKE KING PLANTS THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN WITH THE CYCLONE CLASH!!** I THINK I SAW IN YOUR NOTES, RICH, THAT IS THE SAME MANEUVER THAT CY HENDERSON USED TO WIN HIS FIRST EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 3! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING SLOWLY TURNS OVER AND PINS BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN! IMAGINE THE IRONY OF THIS!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: CY HENDERSON GETS HIS SHOULDER UP YET AGAIN!! DRAKE KING IS APOPLECTIC! HENDERSON IS STILL ALIVE AFTER ENDURING THE GUILLOTINE KICK, THE LOW SOLIPSISM AND NOW HIS VERY OWN CYCLONE CLASH!! IS THIS THE HENDERSON THAT WE SAW SO MANY YEARS AGO! IS THIS THE HENDERSON THAT SINGLE HANDEDLY CHANGED THE INDUSTRY WITH HIS POWER!?! IS THIS HENDERSON BACK!?!
Rich Russillo: THIS MAY BE.. BUT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT IT HAS BEEN SO MANY YEARS THAT CY HENDERSON HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THIS KIND OF LIMIT! WE’RE SEEING GLIMPSES OF THE HALL OF FAMER’S PAST, BUT THIS MIGHT JUST BE IT AT THIS POINT! HENDERSON IS STILL LAID OUT FROM THE CYCLONE CLASH! AND DRAKE KING HAS CRAWLED BACK TO THE CORNER, THINKING OF WHAT HE CAN DO NEXT TO PUT AWAY THE LIVING LEGEND!
Persephone: JUST CURB STOMP HIM AND PUT HIM AWAY! HOW HARD IS IT TO DO YOUR JOB AS A WRESTLER?!
James Peters: Drake King pulls himself up to his feet, and we now see Henderson just barely able to get on all fours. The champion stands right in front of the challenger, and Henderson now uses Drake’s legs to get up to a vertical base… I don’t know what is left in Henderson.. but it is definitely not much because the only way he can stay up to his feet is by holding onto his opponent!
Rich Russillo: Henderson throws a half-hearted punch, and another one, and Drake, who is just as tired as him, responds and SHOWS HIM POWER WITH A STIFF FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE.. AND HENDERSON IS TURNED AROUND BY THE IMPACT OF IT.. AND THE CHAMPION DELIVERS A DISCUS ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD..
James Peters: AND DRAKE KING IS NOT DONE YET.. HENDERSON DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES.. BUT DRAKE HOLDS ONTO HIS TIGHTS.. AND HE PULLS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HENDERSON IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT, COME ON!! AND DRAKE KING SERVES ANOTHER HUGE ELBOW SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND HENDERSON FALLS TO THE CANVAS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Persephone: PIN HIM NOW! HE HAS TO BE DONE! HE’S AN OLD MAN!
James Peters: DRAKE KING LOOKING TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION MARK ON THIS CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENCE HERE AS HE NOW PLACES HIS FOOT UNDER THE CHIN OF THE CHALLENGER.. AND HE HELPS HIM TO A KNEELING POSITION..
Rich Russillo: THIS IS HOW YOU ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE AS A WORLD CHAMPION.. DRAKE KING BRINGS HIM TO ALL FOURS.. LETS GO OF HIS CHIN AND BACKS AWAY INTO THE ROPES!
Persephone: AND DRAKE KING PUTS THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THIS MATCH WITH THE JUDGMENT DAY STOMP!! COUNT TO A THOUSAND!!
James Peters: HENDERSON STEPS TO THE SIDE.. LIFTS HIM FROM BEHIND!! AND HAMMERS HIM DOWN WITH THE RISING TIDE! **THE BURNING HAMMER CONNECTS..**
Persephone: BUT HENDERSON IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO FOLLOW UP WITH THE PIN!! HENDERSON IS SO SPENT THAT HE CAN’T EVEN CRAWL OVER AND PUT HIS ARM OVER THE DAMN TORSO TO GET THE COVER!
James Peters: AND NOW HENDERSON IS STARTING TO REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS AS HE SLUGGISHLY CRAWLS OVER TO THE LIFELESS BODY OF THE WORLD CHAMPION…
Persephone: AND NOW HENDERSON FINALLY THROWS THE ARM OVER THE CHEST!! COME ON!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING SLIGHTLY MOVES HIS SHOULDER UP AND HIS CHAMPIONSHIP REMAINS ALIVE HERE IN MUNICH!!
Persephone: WHY?!? TELL ME WHY?!?!
Rich Russillo: Aint nothing but a heartache. Tell me why. Aint nothing but a mistake. Tell me why. I never wanna hear you say, I want it that way.
Persephone: This motherfucker really just quoted the Backstreet Boys in the middle of a world title match.
James Peters: HENDERSON IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO EVEN GIVE A BLATANT REACTION.. BUT YOU CAN TELL BY HOW THE EYES HAVE POPPED OUT RIGHT OF HIS SOCKET IN SHOCK! CY HENDERSON CAN’T BELIEVE THAT IT IS STILL NOT ENOUGH TO CONQUER THE FASHION ICON HIMSELF!
Rich Russillo: Cy Henderson crawls over and uses the ropes to help himself up to his feet. Meanwhile, Drake King is still laid out from the Calamity! Henderson is fully up to his feet, and he gingerly limps towards Drake King, and helps him up to his feet, perhaps out of respect? Henderson brings him up by his hand, turns him around and just barely gets him up into the reverse fireman’s carry…
Persephone: AND HENDERSON FINISHES THIS WITH A SECOND AND DEFINITIVE RISING TIDE!!
James Peters: HENDERSON DROPS DOWN TO EXECUTE IT.. BUT DRAKE KING MIRACULOUSLY SPRINGS ONTO HIS FEET AGAIN!
Persephone: AND DRAKE KING QUICKLY SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS WITH AN INVERTED-LIKE JUDGMENT DAY STOMP!!
James Peters: AND NOW HENDERSON IS STUNNED.. HIS BODY IS TWEAKING! YOU CAN SEE HIS EYES STARTING TO FLICKER.. I THINK HIS BODY IS ON AUTOPILOT RIGHT NOW!!
Persephone: AND HENDERSON DID THE WRONG THING BY TURNING OVER.. AND DRAKE KING REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: AND DRAKE KING DELIVERS THE JUDGMENT DAY!! HE STOMPS HIM!!! COVER!
ONEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Footsteps of Doom’ by KOHTA YAMAMOTO blasts through the speakers to an ear-deafening pop as Drake King lets go of the cover. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND STILL EAW WORLD CHAMPION.. DRAKE! KIIINGG!!!
Rich Russillo: TONIGHT, DRAKE KING FACED AGAINST ALL ODDS WHILE IN THE EYE OF THE STORM.. AND HE CAN NOW SAFELY SAY THAT HE WEATHERED THE CYCLONE TONIGHT AND HE REMAINS YOUR EAW WORLD CHAMPION HERE IN MUNICH!
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS.. BUT TONIGHT.. I FEEL LIKE WE WERE TAKEN BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE TO 2010.. BECAUSE FOR ANYONE WHO THOUGHT HENDERSON STILL DOESN’T HAVE IT ANYMORE.. HIS PERFORMANCE TONIGHT TRUMPS THAT COMMENT BECAUSE HENDERSON MOST CERTAINLY DOES! HENDERSON TOOK DRAKE KING TO HIS LIMIT IN A CLASSIC!
Rich Russillo: Drake King’s reign as EAW World Champion continues to rage on, and it is looking more impressive than ever! He has vanquished Methuselah, ran through Voltage’s brightest inside the Cage of Death, and in Munich.. AN IRRESISTIBLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT.. AND WITH EVEN MORE CONTEXT… A CYCLONE MEETS A GOD.. A MESSIAH.. A LORD.. A SAVIOR.. AN ICON.. DRAKE KING HIMSELF.. AND DRAKE KING IS STILL YOUR EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
Persephone: I am not even going to lie, there were so many moments in this match where I thought Cy Henderson was going to dethrone Drake King tonight, but thank god the champion has some sort of resilience or something. Well, at least we don’t have Cy Henderson as champion. Drake King is still your EAW World Champion, but someone needs to take his championship immediately.
Rich Russillo: CONGRATULATIONS TO DRAKE KING ON SUCCESSFULLY RETAINING THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HERE AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! LONG LIVE THE GOD!
( The camera focuses in on Cy Henderson’ lifeless and torpid sitting in the corner of the ring, before it switches to Drake King as he raises his EAW World Championship on top the stage to pyrotechnics. )
(The graphic for the final match of night one flashes)
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( As the graphic for the next match flashed, the German crowd was ABLAZE as we were set for a HUGE matchup. . . )
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest… ISSSS BRANDDDDDD WAARRRRRRFAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Crowd: PWDJWLCJWKCJWLFJWLCWJXOWIXOWJCKWLCWJXJWKD!!!!
( The pop only furthered into a NUCLEAR tone; as the entirety of the arena was out of their seats, screaming their heads off before anyone could even make any sort of entrance, though it didn’t take long for a theme to try and rival the raucousness inside the arena; as ‘They Call me God’ by NEFFEX rivaled the arena, signifying the entrance of Dynasty, with Ms. Extreme leading the charge out of the gate; CLEARLY running off a lot of determination and energy, feeding into the heavy emotion of the night, as the rest of Team Dynasty slowly trailed out; faces like Drake Armstrong, Theron Nikolas, Chris Elite, snd Sosa Henderson making their way onto the scene as the Dynasty section of the crowd popped the ROOF of the arena right of! )
Stephie Love: AND INTRODUCING FIRST… LED BY MS. EXTREME; IT IS THE TEAM OF, DRAKE ARMSTRONG, SOSA HENDERSON, CHRIS ELITE, AND THERON NIKOLAS… TEAAAMMMMMMM DYNASTYYYYY
Crowd: DYNASTY! DYNASTY! DYNASTY!
Stew-O: Once EVERY year, we come together for one thing; and one thing only. BRAND SUPREMACY. This year, Munich, Germany; Ms. Extreme leads her troops into unknown territory, for the sake of DYNASTY. It’s Territorial Invasion night, it’s all or nothing; it’s VOLTAGE VERSUS SHOWDOWN VS DYNASTY, RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: And all three brands clearly elected their best commentators for such an event; so as close of a race as it would’ve been for you two to get picked? Voltage knows which one of their commentating team bleeds Yellow, and it’s me!
Gavin Kirkland; Could be right, since you certainly aren’t human…
Persephone: This is why I enjoy only having to work with you a few days a year.
( As Ms. Extreme led her team to the ring, there was zero discussion with how the beginning of this match would spark up; as Ms. Extreme quickly rolled into the ring, taking the spot in the corner as she looked on to her teammates; clearly sending a message she’d be the one to start things, as they all unanimously nodded to her doing so; loading up onto the apron, as ‘They Call me God’ slowly faded out; leaving room for the next sent or entrants. . . )
( . . . And then, ‘Kamikaze’ hit.
As the crowd sparked up once more, it was time to bleed blue as Daryl Kinkade bursted his way out into the arena, showing just as much drive and courage going into this match; as he made his full stop directly in front of the ramp, looking around the entire arena filled with cheering fans, as a smug grin loaded onto his face; with the team members of Showdown beginning to slowly trickle out, lead by Scott Diamond as Aria, Usagi Senshi, and Candice Blair made their way aside Daryl Kinkade on the ramp, as the entire team slowly made their way down. )
Gavin Kirkland: And Showdown making their way out now, and you really can’t predict WHAT team is going to make their way out of this match with a win; with all the elements and fire power from each side of the ring, trying to guess who will do what is nearly IMPOSSIBLE — but right now? If my money is down, I always have to back the blue!
Persephone: Terrible choice, and since tonight I have been notified that the more I show my praise for Voltage specifically? I’ll get a heftier pay raise, and with that being said? Showdown and Dynasty are BUMS, and Voltage is the UNDOUBTED winners.
Stew-O: I really don’t understand how you get put in positions like this…
Persephone: It takes a certain level of skill and maturity, you’ll get there one day.
( As The Showdown team are facilitated to their side of the ring, a level of security making sure no fight sparks out between themselves and Dynasty; most of the team makes their way into the corner, delegating who will start this match; as shortly after Candice Blair began to make her way into the corner, as ‘Kamikaze’ began to fade out, the ring starting to fill out; leaving one more time to make their entrance. )
( And without further ado, ‘Good For Her’ by MOTHICA blasted through the speakers, which gave the THIRD loudest pop of the night, tying alongside the first two; as none other than Cameron Ella Ava began to make her way into the fray. The look on her face detailed how seriously she took a match like this, focus being the main part of her demeanor as she scanned the ring; looking at every face of her competitors, analyzing the battlefield; before outspreading her arms,signaling for the rest of Voltage to join her at the ramp. And on cue, the group of POTARA, Micheal Scott Connor, and Donovan Duke went on either side of her; standing as a United front for the yellow brand, before making their way down to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… LEAD BY CAMERON ELLA AVA; IT IS THE TEAM OF, BOTH HALFS OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, POTARA — HOLLY ARROW AND HARPER LEE, MICHEAL SCOTT CONNOR, AND DONOVAN DUUUKEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Persephone: EMCJWOFHWOFHWCIWUCOWHCOWJCJWLFJWJD!!!! LOOK AT THEM, DO YOU SEE HOW FLAWLESS THEY LOOK? THIS IS MY TEAM. THIS IS VOLTAGE. THIS IS A HUGE PAY DAY FOR ME, AND I LOVE IT!
Stew-O: Way to pound in how much you care about Brand Supremacy…
Gavin Kirkland: And you’re positive Rich Russillo wasn’t available to take over this match?
Persephone: Jealousy is a choice, you two. Do better.
Stew-O: Regardless of… Her, what we have tonight is a match up that is sure to deliver. So many combustible elements; so many ELITE level talents — I might not know how this all ends; but I’m positive that no matter who wins, we’re looking at a Match of The Year contender in the making.
( As Voltage continued their way down to the ring, being navigated by security just as Showdown was, throughout the walk they seemed to be talking as a team with the topic in mind of who exactly was going to start this match of; with all of the Eitist’s wanting to sink their teeth into this contest, it certainly wasn’t an easy decision; but as they made their way into their corner… Cameron Ella Ava, the leader of Team Voltage rolled her way into the ring; ready to lead her team into victory personally, as she eyed her opponents; with her theme slowly fading out, as this match was READY to go underway. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: THE MAIN EVENT OF NIGHT ONE IS OFFICIAL, THE BELL HAS RUNG; AND 365 DAYS LATER… WE ARE BACK TO BRAND WARRRFARRREEEEEE! And as we look on, it seems like the opening Elitist from each brand has taken their place inside of the ring, with the Voltage representative being Cameron Ella Ava, Dynasty’s being Ms. Extreme, and Showdown’s being Candice Blair. . .
Persephone: No, no, NO. There are TOO many Ava’s in the ring at one time; my body PHYSICALLY can not take such an amount, for GOD’S SAKE; PLEASE make one of them tag out!
Gavin Kirkland: I doubt you’d be the one who wants to take that up with all of them, Persephone. As now it seems they all will be making their way to the center of the ring; sizing up one another,as we look to be seeing a familial dispute to open up this match!
Stew-O: And it’s Ms. Extreme looking for the first shot here; as she looks to her side and shoot a WICKED chop into the chest of Cameron, who takes a step back; but seemingly isn’t too affected, as Cameron quickly turns towards Candice – AND CANDICE NOW RELAYING THAT SAME CHOP INTO THE CHEST OF CANDICE!
Persephone: The feeling out process of which one of these women could smack the other in the tah-tah’s the hardest, as Candice stumbles back momentarily; feeling the adrenaline beginning to surge through her… AS NOW IT’S CANDICE SENDING A CHOP DIRECTLY IN THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME –
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE DUCKS THE SHOT AT THE LAST SECOND, EVADING THE CHOP!
Persephone: Never did I think one of them would have the IQ to simply EVADE the clearly choreographed chop, BUT HERE WE ARE! As Ms. Extreme wastes NO time getting back in the fight; as she turns and BLASTS Cameron in the face with a right hand – AND ANOTHER ONE FOR CANDICE!
Stew-O: Looking to weaken both of her opponents, as she continues going back and forth with her strikes between Candice and Cameron; not relenting in the slightest as her offense SEEMS to be working for the moment, throwing ANOTHER jab at Cameron… BUT IT’S CAUGHT!
Persephone: Cameron with a hold of Ms. Extreme now, who seems a bit frantic for the moment; looking to turn the situation in her favor as she uses her other arm to swing wildly at Candice – BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO CATCH THE FIST AS WELL! And a souring look on Ms. Extreme’s face now, with both hands caught here, unsure what exactly to do…
Gavin Kirkland: AND A DOUBLE HEADBUTT FROM BOTH CAMERON AND CANDICE LANDS FLUSH ONTO MS. EXTREME; SENDING HER TO FALL BACK ONTO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: The numbers game defying Ms. Extreme here; as both Cameron and Candice look to be on the same page momentarily, grabbing up Ms. Extreme as they push Camille backwards, a grip on both of her arms as they look to reel her DIRECTLY into the only vacant corner of the ring – AND THEY GET THE MANEUVER OFF SUCCESSFULLY! Ms. Extreme hitting the corner hard, leaving herself vulnerable against the middle turnbuckle!
Gavin Kirkland: And Candice steps forward, looking to inflict further damage onto Ms. Extreme – BUT AN ALLIANCE QUICKLY BROKEN, AS CAMERON WASTES NO TIME GRABBING CANDICE FROM BEHIND; FORCING HER TO SHOULDER CHECK MS. EXTREME IN THE GUT, INFLICT PAIN ON BOTH OF HER COMPETITORS QUICKLY!
Persephone: Though Candice with some wherewithal left in her, not hitting the ground yet as she stumbles backwards… DIRECTLY INTO THE GRIP OF CAMERON WHO HOOKS HER FROM BEHIND, AND SMASHES HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A SNAP SUPELX – AND INTO THE QUICK COVER!!!
OOOOONNN–
Stew-O: BUT A KICKOUT FROM THE PRINCESS! As Candice QUICKLY rolls to the apron momentarily, leaving it to a one on one momentarily; as Cameron quickly gets up off the mat, turning her attention to Ms. Extreme who was still getting her bearings back together, Cameron reaching an arm out to get a firm grasp of her hair… BUT CAMILLE SURPRISING CAMERON, QUICKLY MOVING OUT OF THE WAY; BEFORE SMASHING CAMERON’S HEAD DIRECTLY OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: And that’s what stuns Cameron for the moment, backing up to the center of the ring; getting herself put back together as Ms. Extreme is readied, in the corner, Cameron PUSHING through the adversity of that shot to the head as she runs forward again… DIRECTLY into a big boot from Ms.Extreme! Cameron putting herself in a BAD situation here, as Ms. Extreme follows her as she staggers back into the center of the ring in a daze; looking to capitalize off her momentum –
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LOOK TOWARDS THE APRON, IT’S CANDICE! GRABBING BOTH SIDES OF THE TOP ROPE AS SHE SPRINGS OFF – AND A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ONTO BOTH CAMERON AND MS. EXTREME TO SEND THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE MAT!!! CANDICE WORKING HER DISNEY MAGIC TO FLOOR BOTH OPPONENTS, AND SHE SHOOTS FOR A DOUBLE COVER!!!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: AND TWO QUICK KICKOUTS FROM BOTH CAMERON AND EXTREME! Though with some opportunity at her fingertips now, Candice has the opportunity here; setting her opponents side by side one another, as Candice quickly runs the ropes now; GARNERING MOMENTUM – BEFORE FLIPPING INTO THE AIR LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE STANDING MOONSAULT… AND IT CONNECTS!!!
Persephone: GET YOUR GLASSES STEW – THE KNEES ARE UP! BOTH CAMERON AND MS. EXTREME GOT THE KNEES UP, AS CANDICE TRIES TO ROLL AWAY… BOTH BOTH CAMERON AND MS. EXTREME HAVE A GRIP ON HER! And the two begin to rise to their feet with Candice in tow, draping her across both of their mid-sections as the two look to syncronize some offense with one another here… AND A CONJOINED FADEAWAY SLAM FOR CAMERON AND EXTREME TO CANDICE BLAIR, SENDING HER SPIRALLING ACROSS THE RING…
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: AND THAT WAS THE GATEWAY FOR SHOWDOWN TO TAG IN HERE, AS ARIA QUICKLY MAKES HER WAY INTO THE RING! Though both Cameron and Extreme onto their feet, ready to go; as Cameron swings WILDLY for a clothesline onto Aria, but she rolls past Cameron – AND SPRINGS UP TO LAND A SHOTGUN DROPKICK ONTO MS. EXTREME!
Persephone: And Camille being sent RIGHT out of the ring with the power of that dropkick; as we have Cameron and Aria left to duke it out; Aria quickly getting back to her feet, though Cameron not as eager to be the one to make the first move now, forcing Aria to come to her; AND ARIA DOES SO, LAUNCHING HERSELF FORWARD LOOKING FOR A CORKSCREW BACK ELBOW – BUT CAMERON DENIES IT; DRIVING A KNEE DIRECTLY INTO THE NECK OF ARIA WHO COULDN’T EVADE, CRASHING TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Aria sending herself into a seated position, holding her neck; as Cameron looks to capitalize early . . .
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: Though smartly enough, it seems like Cameron is tagging in Donovan Duke to help her out on offense; as Donovan makes his way into this match up! Cameron quickly getting to work before she’s ordered onto the apron, forcing Aria to her feet; as Donvoan sets himself on the other side of the ring, as Cameron SHOOTS Aria towards the ropes, rebounding directly in front of Donovan who PRESSES ARIA INTO THE AIR; SENDING HER FLYING AS CAMERON LOOKS TO BE IN PLACE TO LAND A CODEBREAKER AS ARIA GOES TO HIT THE MAT!!!!
Persephone: BUT ARIA MANAGES TO FLIP HER POSITIONING INTO THE AIR, CLEARLY STARTLING CAMERON WHO NO LONGER GETS HER KNEES UP – AND A SNAP POISONRANA FROM ARIA SPIKING CAMERON DOWN TO THE MAT, AND INSTANTANEOUSLY CAMERON ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM ARIA!!!
Stew-O: And Aria QUICKLY reaching her feet, looking on towards Cameron who is OUT OF IT next to our Announcer’s table here; a smirk growing on her face. . . BUT FROM BEHIND, DONOVAN USES THE DISTRACTION TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS THE LEGAL COMPETITOR; AND LANDS A MASSIVE SUPLEX ONTO ARIA, SENDING HER ACROSS THE RING!!
Gavin Kirkland: Voltage standing tall momentarily, as Donovan quickly dismantles Aria here; though not done just yet, as he picks the leg of a downed Aria, and it seems like he’s trying to an Ankle lock here… And he has it! Donovan picking Aria’s leg for a SUCCESSFUL Ankle lock, and he has that in tight!
Persephone: And she’s crawling towards the ropes quickly now, but Donovan simply TOO strong for her to simply get away easily; as it is a STRUGGLE in the center of the ring, Showdown has the possibility of losing a member here early; with Aria seemingly unable to make ANY progress towards the ropes, it’s only a matter of time until she’s forced to tap out –
Stew-O: WAIT, MS.EXTREME WHO HAS BEEN OUT OF THIS MATCH FOR THE MOMENT LOOKS TO BE COMING BACK INTO IT; SLIDING INTO THE RING BEHIND DONOVAN DUKE WHO DOESN’T EVEN NOTICE HERE UNTIL THE LAST SECOND – AND A SLEEPER HOLD FROM MS. EXTREME ONTO DONOVAN!!!!
Persephone: This is a WICKED Chain of Submission maneuvers here, though the only one standing unaffected if Ms. Extreme; as Donovan is TRYING to keep his witts together, the ankle lock still on tight; as Ms. Extreme is NOT letting up on the chokehold, and you can SEE Donovan beginning to fade here; unsure exactly WHAT to do for himself, as you can see the pain SLOWLY relieve off of Aria’s face, the lock on her foot growing looser and looser…
Gavin Kirkland: AND DONOVAN IS FORCED TO LET GO! HANDS TO HIS SIDES AS ARIA SQUIRMS AWAY; LEAVING DONOVAN TO STRUGGLE AT THE GRASP OF MS. EXTREME; NOWHERE TO GO AS HE TRIES DESPERATELY TO STAY IN THIS MATCH, BUT YOU CAN SEE HIS LEGS ARE SLOWLY GIVING OUT…
Stew-O: But Aria beginning to get up to her feet now, and things look to only get WORSE for Donovan here; as Aria steadies herself, BEFORE STEPPING FORWARD; AND LAUNCHING A BOOT TOWARDS DONOVAN’S FACE, LOOKING TO PLANT HIM DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK – BUT DONOVAN SINKS DOWN TO THE FLOOR, DIRECTLY OUT OF THE WAY !!!
Persephone: AND THE KICK LAUNCHES ONTO MS. EXTREME INSTEAD! FORCING HER TO BREAK THE HOLD ON DONOVAN AS SHE IS SENT TUMBLING BACKWARDS BEFORE FALLING INTO HER CORNER, DONOVAN BEING SAVED EVEN WITHOUT IT BEING THE TRUE INTENTION!
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: And THANKFULLY for Camille, she landed on Dynasty’s side; as Theron Nikolas looks to make his way into this match, quickly stepping through the ropes; as his targets quickly go right to the only standing opponent in the ring, being Aria, who Theron QUICKLY staggers with a huge rising knee to the jaw!
Stew-O: THOUGH DONOVAN FROM BEHIND, LOOKING TO CATCH THERON AS HE WAS DEALING WITH ARIA; GRABBING HIS WAIST FOR A SUPLEX – BUT TWO ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM THERON DENIES IT! Donovan wiggling off as Theron turns around to face him… AND A STEP-UP ENZIGURI FROM THERON RIGHT ONTO THE TEMPLE OF DONOVAN!
Persephone: Though that didn’t carry enough power to down Donovan, who stumbles forward towards Aria who brings herself up to her feet after being sent to a knee, as Duke uses her bodiy to keep himself on his feet, as the two use each other to gather their own bearings, though this could prove to be a BAD decision here, as the wheels in Theron’s head seem to be churning…
Gavin Kirkland: I’m afraid so, as Theron steadies himself in the middle of them; before BURSTING to the ropes directly in front of the two, SPRINGBOARDING OFF… AND A DOUBLE PELE KICK IS ALL IT TAKES TO DOWN BOTH ARIA AND DONOVAN!! WHAT A MANEUVER FROM THERON, WHO LAYS BOTH HANDS OUT ON THE BODIES OF HIS OPPONENTS, LOOKING FOR THE SECOND DOUBLE COVER OF THIS MATCH!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT FROM DONOVAN DUKE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO—-
Persephone: AND A KICKOUT FROM ARIA!!!
Stew-O: Dynasty unable for the moment to put away Showdown and Voltage; but Theron is FEELING the momentum as he kips up to his feet, and this crowd is in ABLAZE!
Crowd: LETS GO THERON! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: LETS GO THERON! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: LETS GO THERON! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Persephone: And with that surge of energy, that is ALL he needs to get right back to work, grabbing Aria up to her feet, as Theron QUICKLY whips her into the vacant corner of the ring; though he follows behind quickly as he looks to set her up here!
Stew-O: Seems so, indeed; as he grabs the lower body of Aria, pushing her up to sit on the top rope; and this is NOT the pushing she wants to be in , as Theron quickly begins to use the ropes in order to climb up in front of Aria;though Aria begins to squirm, as Theron RAINS down punches onto the head of Aria in order to stagger her here…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT EVEN WITH THE PUNCHES BEING THROWN, ARIA SOMEHOW ISN’T WAVERING! PUSHING HERSELF OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND GRABBING THE WAIST OF THERON… AND NOW SHE HAS HIM DIRECTLY INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!
Persephone: And Theron has NOWHERE TO GO! Aria dragging Theron to the center of the ring… AND PLANTING HIM DOWN DIRECTLY INTO THE MIDDLE WITH A POWERBOMB AS SHE SLAMS HIM DOWN —
Stew-O: AND THE MOMENT THERON LEAVES HER HANDS, DONOVAN COMING OUT OF NOWHERE TO SPEAR THE AIR RIGHT OUT OF THE LUNGS OF ARIA!!! PLANTING HER TO THE MAT; AS HE INSTANTLY TRANSFERS HIMSELF INTO A COVER, LOOKING TO MAKE THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THIS MATCH TO HIMSELF AT SHOWDOWN’S EXPENSE!
OOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHRRRR—
Gavin Kirkland: YESSS!!! SHE KICKED OUT! ARIA STAY’S ALIVE!!
Persephone: Somehow, unfortunately. As Donovan now with all the time in the world to make a play for himself; as he looks towards his corner now, looking to quickly tag out of this match…
( TAG! )
Persephone: And he does just that! Bringing in some MILITARY REINFORCEMENT; as Micheal Scott Connor is about to make his BRAND WARFARE DEBUT! With all competitors down in the ring, he has the opportunity here; as the targeting onslaught of Aria DOESN’T stop here, with Micheal DRAGGING her to the center of the ring, grabbing her up by her legs…
Stew-O: ‘OKINAWAAAAAA’!!! THE INVERTED CLOVER-LEAF THAT HE UTILIZES IS PLACED DIRECTLY ON ARIA! A smart decision from Micheal here, as Aria had JUST been the Ankle Lock of Donovan Duke, and THIS MIGHT BE ALL HE NEEDS TO TAKE HER OUT OF THIS MATCH; AS THE SHOWDOWN CORNER IS RALLYING ARIA TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: AND LOOK AT THERON, HE SEES WHATS HAPPENING; AND HE’S NOT STOPPING IT! SHRUGGING AS HE LEAVES ARIA TO FEND FOR HERSELF!!
Persephone: NO HELP FOR ARIA HERE, AS SHE IS IN PURE AGONY; WITH NOWHERE TO GO, TRYING TO CRAWL CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES; MAKING PROGRESS BUT IS IT GOING TO BE ENOUGH . . .
Stew-O: THOUGH SHE’S CHANGING HER DIRECTION! SHE’S NOT GOING FOR THE ROPES ANYMORE; SHE’S CLOSE TO HER CORNER! USAGI SENSHI IS REACHING OUT, AND ARIA IS AS WELL; WITH MICHEAL TRYING TO REEL ARIA BACK…
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA GETS THE TAG! AS USAGI LEAPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND FROM THERE SHE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE – AND SENSHI QUICKLY LEAPING OFF INTO THE AIR, GRABBING MICHEAL’S HEAD OUT OF THE AIR AS SHE TWISTS HER BODY… AND USAGI SNAPPING MICHEAL DOWN FOR A TORNADO DDT; AS HE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF ARIA WHO SPUN OUT IN THE PROCESS, ROLLING DIRECTLY OUTSIDE THE RING!
Stew-O: AND USAGI ROLLING WITH THE MOMENTUM NOW, DRIVING HERSELF TOWARDS DYNASTY’S CORNER; AND GIVING A FOREARM BLAST TO DRAKE ARMSTRONG, REMOVING ONE OF THEIR REPRESENTATIVES OFF THE APRON AS HE HITS THE OUTSIDE – TAKING AWAY AN OPTION FOR DYNASTY’S SIDE!
Persephone: THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY ZERO NEED FOR THAT, AND SHE DID IT ANYWAYS… I LOVE TO SEE IT!
Stew-O: Though I don’t believe Theron AGREES with you here, as Usagi looks on towards a very enraged Dynasty corner… BUT DOESN’T SEE THERON FROM BEHIND, AS HE PULLS HER NECK BACK; GRABBING HER INTO POSITION FOR HIS SWINGING REVERSE STO, ‘GHOST REQUIEM’ !!!!!! –
Persephone: BUT AS HE FLIPS AROUND USAGI TO PLANT HER TO THE GROUND; SHE MOVES WITH THE MOMENTUM, FLIPPING THE POSITIONS AROUND – AND USAGI TURNING THE MOMENTUM AROUND WITH AN INVERTED DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!!!
Stew-O: A skillful reversal there, as Theron is taken to the ground; Usagi quickly reaching her feet now, dragging Nikolas to the center of the ring; as Micheal is slowly getting himself into a vertical position, as Usagi quickly gets a handle on Connor; with Theron placed down in the center of the ring, she’s looking to place some innovative offense onto both her opponents; as Usagi FLINGS Michael into the ropes, forcing him to garner momentum as he runs DIRECTLY back towards her – AND USAGI DUCKING, BEFORE BLASTING HER BODY UP TO LIFT MICHEAL INTO THE AIR; AS CONNOR IS LIKE A ANVIL FALLING FROM THE SKY –
Gavin Kirkland: AND MICHEAL JUST LANDING DIRECTLY ONTO THERON WITH A SENTON OUT OF THE AIR; INFLICTING DAMAGE ONTO BOTH STARS, AS USAGI STANDS TALL FOR THE MOMENT; AS MICHEAL STAGGERS TO HIS FEET; WITH USAGI GRABBING HIM UP AND LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE CORNER SHOULDER FIRST; BEFORE GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE COVER ONTO THERON!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHH–
Stew-O: AND A KICKOUT FROM THERON…
Persephone: BUT USAGI ROLLS THROUGH WITH THERON IN TOW, INSIDE OF A FIREMANS CARRY POSITION! Lifting him up into the air, as Theron STRUGGLES atop the shoulders of Usagi; but she refuses to let him squirm his way off…
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: And Theron just GIVING UP on his wiggling, Usagi getting enough of a handle on him, as she takes him right back to the center of the ring… ‘CRITICAL DARLING!!!!!!’ THE SAMOAN DRIVER CONNECTING AGAINST THERON, AS SHE INSTANTLY SWITCHED INTO THE COVER ON THERON!!!!
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Persephone: And Usagi is PERPLEXED as to why the Referee is just looking at her and not counting, what is he doing?! GET IT GOING, WHERE IS THE COUNT AT ?!
Stew-O: OH MY , AND A SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF USAGI’S HEAD FROM DRAKE ARMSTRONG; WHO HAD GOTTEN ONTO THE APRON RIGHT ABOUT WHEN THERON WAS STRUGGLING ON USAGI’S SHOULDERS… HE MUST’VE TAGGED HIMSELF IN! Usagi slumping to the mat now, as Drake ROLLS Theron out of the ring; looking to take over here!
Gavin Kirkland: Though in order to have that takeover, Drake must get past Micheal who is recovering inside of the ring, lifting himself to a full vertical position; as Drake quickly turns his attention towards Connor, walking over towards him… Though Micheal having the wherewithal to LIFT Drake off his feet, SENDING HIM OUTSIDE THE RING – NO! Drake skillfully landing on the apron, though Micheal thinks otherwise; turning towards where he though Drake fell out the ring…
Persephone: AND A FOREARM FROM DRAKE DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF MICHAEL!! Making Connor stumble back… BUT MICHEAL FIGHTING BACK WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF DRAKE; WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE ON THE APRON!!!
Stew-O: And Micheal not done just yet; grabbing Drake up by his hair to a full vertical position, before transitioning to grab across the shoulders of Drake, as Micheal looks to HOIST him up into the air; looking to SUPLEX Drake from the apron all the way back into the ring, but Armstrong desperately trying to fight him off…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THERE IS NO USE! DRAKE BEING FORCED OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE AIR; THE STRENGTH OF MICHAEL BEING SHOWN, AS DRAKE COMES OVER THE ROPES…
Persephone: AND USAGI FROM BEHIND, MOVING RIGHT INTO POSITION; AS SHE GRABS THE WAIST OF MICHAEL FROM BEHIND, AS SHE BEINGS HOISTING HIM UP – IT’S A WHOLE TRAPEZE ACT, AND IT’S ALL COMING CRASHING DOWN…
Stew-O: BANG!!!! MICHEAL SLAMMING DOWN DRAKE WITH A MASSIVE OVERHEAD SUPLEX; JUST TO BE SMASHED TO THE MAT HIMSELF WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM USAGI SENSHI; WHO SOMEHOW RECOVERED OFF OF THE SHINING WIZARD EARLY, AS SENSHI GETS INTO THE CORNER; SIZING UP A DOWNED MICHAEL QUICKLY, AS SHE LOOKS TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON HIM QUICKLY, AS CONNOR REACHES A KNEE….
Gavin Kirkland: “FATTAALLLLITYYYYY!!!!!”
Persephone: DENIED! SCOTT DUCKED IT, THE INSTINCT COMING IN HIS FAVOR; AS USAGI IS PROPELLED IN FRONT OF MICHEAL, AS SHE SLOWLY BRINGS HER MOMENTUM TO A HALT…
Gavin Kirkland: “DD214!!!!!” THE DRAGON SLEEPER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE ONTO USAGI SENSHI AFTER WILD MISS OF THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, AS USAGI INSTANTLY HITS THE GROUND; STUCK INSIDE OF THE SLEEPER HOLD, STUCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! THE MOMENTUM REVERSAL PROVING FAVORABLE FOR VOLTAGE; AS MICHAEL MIGHT BE THE FIRST TO CLAIM AN ELIMINATION, WITH NO HELP IN SIGHT FOR USAGI SENSHI…
Stew-O: BUT USAGI SENSHI IS ROLLING HER MOMENTUM AS SHE FADES; BRINGING MICHEAL’S UPPER BODY CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MAT….
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE—
Persephone: AND JUST IN TIME, MICHAEL LETS GO OF THE HOLD, NEARLY GETTING PINNED DOWN BY USAGI INSIDE OF THE HOLD; AS USAGI FINDS A CREATIVE WAY OUT OF A VERY BAD POSITION, WITH SENSHI ROLLING TO THE APRON NOW!
Stew-O: AND IT’S DRAKE ARMSTRONG IN THE FRAY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A SHOCKED MICHAEL – AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM DRAKE, SENDS MICHEAL DOWN FROM A KNEE ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT!
Persephone: And Micheal rolling out of the ring now, looking to make his way out of danger; however Drake doesn’t seem to be giving him any leniency; as Armstrong QUICKLY follows him to the outside, as Micheal rests against the announcers table, though seeing Drake a quick jab is sent by Michael… And an instant block from Drake, who quickly grabs the back of Micheal’s head, launching him forward – AND BASHING HIS HEAD INTO THE RING POST!!! Micheal bouncing off as he stumbles backwards…
Gavin Kirkland: SUPERRKICCCK!!!! BLASTING MICHAEL TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE, AS DRAKE OUTSPREADS HIS ARMS; SOAKING IN THE MOMENT !!!! –
Persephone: AND LOOK INSIDE THE RING! USAGI RIGHT IN THE CENTER AS SHE SPRINGS FORWARD — AND A TOPE CON HILO BLASTING DRAKE TO THE FLOOR, THOUGH OFF THE INSTANTANEOUS IMPACT; SENSHI QUICKLY GETS TO HER FEET AND FLINGS DRAKE BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: AND USAGI FOLLOWING BEHIND HIM DIRECTLY, LOOKING TO CLOSE IN ON AN ELIMINATION HERE – BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG ROLLING TOWARDS HIS CORNER; LOOKING TO GET A TAG OUT BEFORE USAGI COULD REACH HIM!!!
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE GETS IT! SOSA HENDERSON TAGGING HIMSELF INTO THIS MATCH, JUST AS USAGI SLIDES INTO THE RING; AS THE TWO STARE EACH OTHER DOWN!
Stew-O: Usagi clearly a little annoyed she couldn’t reach Drake in time, but focusing up as she has Sosa to worry about now; as Henderson quickly beckons forward Usagi, who has no choice BUT to attack; as she RUNS forward looking for a lariat – BUT SOSA DUCKS… AND SENSHI ENDS UP LASHING OUT AGAINST CHRIS ELITE INSTEAD… NO! CHRIS DUCKS THE LARIAT – AND CHRIS GRABBING THE HEAD OF USAGI BEFORE JUMPING OFF THE APRON AND SNAPPING THE THROAT OF SENSHI AGAINST THE TOP ROPE!!!
Persephone: And that sends Usagi back – DIRECTLY INTO A LEAPING NECKBREAKER FROM SOSA; WHO INSTANTLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Gavin Kirkland: AND A KICKOUT FROM USAGI! Though it was certainly weakened after how much she’s taken in this match thus far, as Sosa can possibly put her away sooner rather than later; as Henderson turns away from Usagi…
Stew-O: AND JUST IN TIME; AS MICHEAL SCOTT CONNOR WAS COMING FROM BEHIND; LOOKING TO CATCH SOSA FROM BEHIND – BUT HENDERSON HAS HIT SCOUTED! TWISTING HIS BODY TO LAND A WICKED SPINNING ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF MICHAEL; THOUGH NOT DOWNING HIM YET AS SOSA GRABS MICHEAL UP… AND A FALCON ARROW TO PLANT HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!
Persephone: And Sosa backpedaling into the corner of the ring; grabbing both sides of the ropes as his eyes are SET on Micheal, looking to take him OUT of this match; as Micheal slowly reaches his hands and knees; SOSA READY TO CLOSE IN AS HE RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER, LEAPING INTO THE AIR – AS HE LOOKS TO BRING MICHEAL DOWN WITH A STOMP, ‘PAID IN FULLLLL!!!!!!!!’
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Gavin Kirkland: EVASION FROM MICHEAL WHO PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME; POPPING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET JUST AS SOSA TURNS TOWARDS HIM – AND A MASSIVE KICK TO THE GUT FROM MICHEAL, AS SOSA LEANS OVER; WITH CONNOR FORCING THE HEAD OF HENDERSON UNDER HIS WAIST… AND MICHAEL BLASTING DOWN SOSA WITH A PEDIGREEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: And Sosa not in the BEST position here, ESPECIALLY as Micheal begins calling him up; as Henderson begins staggering his way to his feet, moving on wobbly legs as Connor is just WAITING for Sosa to turn towards him… AND MICHEAL GETS AHOLD OF HIM, HOOKING BOTH ARMS OF SOSA OVER HIS OWN; AS HE LOOKS TO DUMP OFF HENDERSON WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT, ‘TAPSSSSS!!!!!’
Persephone: BUT USAGI SENSHI WITH A ROCKET KICK, BLASTING THE FACIAL FEATURES OF MICHEAL SCOTT CONNOR OUT OF NOWHERE!!! SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, AS HE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE HOLD; SENSHI SAVING SOSA IN A SENSE AS HENDERSON IS PUT IN PRIME POSITIONING, USAGI SLITHERING AWAY FOR THE MOMENT AS MICHAEL GETS TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES; HENDERSON REALIZING THE POSITIONING HE’S IN, AS HE QUICKLY LEAPS INTO THE AIR —-
Stew-O: “PAID IN FULLLLLLLL!!!!!!” AND HE GOT ALL OF IT! STOMPING MICHAEL DOWN TO THE MAT, AS THE DYNASTY ELITIST QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG; LOOKING TO BEGIN DIMINISHING THE FIELD OF COMPETITORS!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: MAJOR MICHEAL SCOTT CONNOR, HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: And you can see the life drain out of the Voltage corner of the ring, being the first team to lose a member does NOT bode well for them; as now it is up to them to delegate WHO steps up for their brand next!
Persephone: Though meanwhile as they do that, as Sosa relishes in being the FIRST one to garner a pinfall in this match; raising his arms in the air as he stays planted on his knees… IT’S USAGI SENSHI FROM BEHIND, PULLING DOWN THE SHOULDERS OF SOSA; AS SHE LOOKS TO SURPRISE HIM WITH A QUICK ROLL-UP TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT A KICKOUT FROM HENDERSON, AS HE SPRINGS BACK UP INTO A KNEELING POSITION; WITH USAGI SHOOTING UP TO HER FEET… SUPERKICK! A SUPERKICK FROM USAGI TO THE JAW OF SOSA, AND NOW SHE HAS HIM FLOORED!
Gavin Kirkland: And she has ENERGY dumped into this match, whilst it seems like she has finally decided to look back towards her corner, raising out an arm to get the rest of her team involved…
( TAG! )
Persephone: Oh my . . .
Gavin Kirkland: Oh my, indeed; because SCOTT DIAMOND IS IN THIS MATCH-UP!
Stew-O: And he is a GIANT threat to all sides of this match-up, as he enters the ring; eyeing down Sosa Henderson on the ground . . .
Persephone: But his attention quickly turns to his side, as none other than Holly Arrow is entering this match-up from Voltage’s side; WHAT A STAND OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: These are two HIGH class competitors, COMPLETE power-houses respectively that are eyeing each other right now, as Holly doesn’t seem to be backing down in the slightest, getting directly in the face of Scott. . . BEFORE DELIVERING A CHOP TO HIS CHEST!
Stew-O: And you could HEAR the sting on that, though it doesn’t seem like Scott could FEEL it as he brushes off his chest, surprising given the power Holly could hold; as it seems like Scott is going for a rebuttal.. AND BANG! A CHOP BACK TO THE CHEST OF HOLLY THAT FORCES HER TO TAKE A STEP BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: And you can tell she felt that one, though it seems like that is only FUELING her as she begins reeling her arm back; HITTING A MORE EMPHATIC CHOP ON SCOTT IN REBUTTAL, AND THERE IS AN INSTANTANEOUS BLOTCH OF RED ACROSS THE CHEST OF SCOTT!
Persephone: And he certainly isn’t just ‘shrugging’ off that blow, taking a moment to digest that shot; CLEARLY in pain, though ready to dish out some more offense himself, REELING his hand back; looking to impact it against Holly’s chest once more —
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN IMPACT HOLLY, HIS ATTENTION AND HER OWN IS TURNED IN FRONT OF THEM; AS SOSA RUNS TO THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARDING OFF OF THEM; BEFORE CLASHING WITH A DUAL SPRINGBOARD STUNNER ONTO THEM BOTH!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: NO!! BEFORE HE COULD HIT THE GROUND, THEY BOTH CAUGHT HIM OUT OF THE AIR! THE TWO WIELDING SOSA IN THEIR GRASP; AS HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO – THE TWO COORDINATING BETWEEN THEMSELVES; AS THEY BEGAN TURNING HENDERSON SLOWLY TO FACE HIS CORNER, CLEARLY WITH A PLAN IN MIND…
Stew-O: OH MY – AND HOLLY AND SCOTT JUST RUNNING FORWARD AND LAUNCHING SOSA INTO THE AIR, DIRECTLY AT TEAM DYNASTY; SOSA’S BODY SPRAWLING IN THE AIR… AS THE ENTIRE TEAM GETS KNOCKED OFF OF THE APRON!!!!
( TAG! )
Persephone: CERTAINLY a way to place some crowd control, as Sosa is used as a WEAPON, before hitting the mat hard; curdling into the fetal position as he groans in pain, Scott grinning seeing Sosa’s plans going up in smoke…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SCOTT HAS A LACK OF FRIENDS ASIDE HIM, AS INSTANTANEOUSLY HOLLY GETS RIGHT BACK TO WORK; GRABBING THE ARM OF SCOTT, LOOKING FOR THAT RIPCORD LARIAT, ‘THE EMPERORS TIME’!!!! —
Persephone: BUT SCOTT COUNTERS JUST IN TIME; PICKING UP THE BODY OF HOLLY INTO HIS CLUTCHES, AS HE LIFTS HER INTO A FRONT CARRY POSITION; BEFORE SLAMMING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A POWERSLAM!!!
Stew-O: And that’s ALL Scott seems to think he needs, as he begins sizing up Holly now in the center of the ring; who SLOWLY begins to rise to a vertical position, and if I had to guess, Scott MIGHT be looking for the Vortex here early onto Holly Arrow . . .
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, BUT FROM BEHIND… DRAKE ARMSTRONG? DRAKE ARMSTRONG MUST’VE TAGGED HIMSELF IN WHEN SOSA HIT THE CORNER; AS HE LOOPS AROUND SCOTT… AND HE’S TRYING TO GENUINELY LIFT THE MOUNTAIN OF A MAN THAT IS SCOTT DIAMOND, FOR THE ‘NATURAL TALENT’; HALF CHICKEN WING, HALF NELSON SUPLEX?!?!!
Persephone: AND DRAKE HAS HIM OFF HIS FEET, SCOTT’S IN THE AIR; AND ARMSTRONG ISN’T GIVING UP, WILLING HIM FARTHER UPWARDS… FARTHER… FARTHER..
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SCOTT BATTLES OUT! LEVYING HIS WEIGHT DOWNWARDS AS HIS FEET HIT THE FLOOR – AND AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD BREAK HIS GROUP ON DIAMOND! As Scott wastes little time, looking for revenge as he runs the ropes; BARRELLING BACK TOWARDS DRAKE AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A LARIAT —-
Persephone: “HALBERRDD FROM HELLLL!!!” THE FRONT RUNNING DROPKICK TAKES SCOTT DOWN, AND WHAT A MANEUVER FROM DRAKE WHO BURSTS BACK UP TO A KNEE; SURGING WITH ENERGY AS HE LOOKS ON TO THE CROWD WHO POPS IMMENSELY SEEING DRAKE TAKE DOWN SCOTT DIAMOND… BUT DRAKE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS EYE ON THE BALL-
(Suddenly, ‘Dead Opps’ by DD Osama & Notti Osama hits the speakers.)
Stew-O: OH DEAR GOD!
(Drake quickly turns around as the crowd erupts, his eyes widen in pure fear as he knows exactly what this entails.)
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE ARMSTRONG IF YOU ARE GOING TO RUN YOU BETTER RUN FAR! MICHAEL MACHINA IS BACK AND HE’S BACK FOR VENGEANCE!
(Drake quickly rolls out of the ring, trying to access the situation right now as he can’t believe what is happening right now. After interfering in the New Breed Championship match earlier in the night, his demons have come back to haunt him. Team Dynasty is yelling at him to get back into the ring, but Drake is heading toward one of the corner barricades and trying to leave through the crowd.)
(CRASH!)
Stew-O: ‘BULLET FROM HELL’! MICHAEL MACHINA JUST SPEARED THE SHOES OFF OF DRAKE ARMSTRONG AND SENT HIM THROUGH ONE OF THE BARRICADES!
(An incensed Michael Machina is seen as he looks over the body of Drake Armstrong, who right now is completely unconscious. Michael grabs him and drags him back toward the ring, rolling him under the bottom rope, and without a second glance, turns around and walks away from the area.)
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING INSIDE THE RING, AND WHILE IT DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT TO GET AN ELIMINATION LIKE THIS, LETTING IT SLIP THROUGH HER FINGERS IS SOMETHING THAT SHE DOESN’T WANT TO DO! SHE PINS DRAKE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: DRAKE ARMSTRONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Sudden reaction from Holly proves vital, as she SUCCESSFULLY gets the elimination, with thanks to Michael Machina in place… BUT NO REST FOR THE WEARY; AS SHE INSTANTLY CRAWLS OVER TO SCOTT DIAMOND, LOOKING TO CLEAN UP AFTER DRAKE’S WORK; AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON HIM AS WELL!!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Gavin Kirkland: AND SCOTT KICKS OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME! Holly not getting too lucky for a quick elimination there, as she doesn’t waste much time going to pick Scott back up to his feet; keeping the pressure on…
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Gavin Kirkland: AND SCOTT KICKS OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME! Holly not getting too lucky for a quick elimination there, as she doesn’t waste much time going to pick Scott back up to his feet; keeping the pressure on…
Persephone: But Scott isn’t giving up just yet, HEADBUTTING Holly bsck as she is staggered for the moment; clearly not expecting any sort of offense from Diamond, as Holly gets ahold of herself and rushes forward —
Stew-O: AND SCOTT AGAIN LIFTING HOLLY UP, LOOKING TO PULL HER INTO THE VORTEX… NO, HOLLY WIGGLES OFF! Getting behind Scott, as she attempts to lift him up for a German Suplex . . .
Gavin Kirkland:But a hip switch from Scott is all he needs to turn the tires, grabbing ahold of Holly — AND A GERMAN SUPLEX IS ALL HE NEEDS TO SEND HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: And with Holly down, Scott looks towards his corner; able to get the free tag as Dynasty has yet to send in their next representative in!
( TAG! )
Stew-O: And Aria is back into this match, stepping directly through the ring ropes —
( TAG! )
Gavin Kirkland: And Aria tagging in Usagi instantly, as it seems they might be looking for a dual maneuver here; as Usagi INSTANTLY looks towards Holly, going over and grabbing her up, positioning her PERFECTLY for Aria who seems to be setting up in the corner, calling for something BIG as the fans are beginning to get riled up here!
Persephone: DAMN YOU HOLLY, THINK ABOUT BRAND SUPREMACY!
Stew-O: Doubt that’s in the forefront of her mind now, as Aria sets her sights; RUNNING FORWARD AS SHE SPRINGS INTO THE AIR… ‘J4AAAAAA!!’
Gavin Kirkland: AND IT CONNECTS!!!!
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Persephone: ON USAGI SENSHI! HOLLY ARROW EVADED IT, AND ARIA HIT HER OWN PARTNER!
Stew-O: AND USAGI ATE ALL OF IT, HITTING THE MAT HARD AS ARIA LOOKS ON IN HORROR, CLEARLY LANDING THE BLOW UNINTENTIONALLY; BUT SHE JUST LEVELED USAGI IN THE JAW!!
Gavin Kirkland: And she’s clearly in shock, but she has to focus on Holly; grabbing Arrow by her shoulders, before FLINGING her into the corner!
Persephone: And with the ring cleared of danger for the moment, Aria instantly goes to check on Usagi; pulling her up to her feet as she tries to force Usagi to get her bearings together!
Aria (off-mic): Usagi-Chan, are you alright?! I didn’t mean to hit you, I swear!
Stew-O: And you can just see Aria profusely apologizing to Usagi who is seemingly getting a sense of things again…
Usagi Senshi (off-mic): Do you not know when to stop?! It didn’t even felt like you held back at ALL.
Aria (off-mic): What? Why would I ever use my full power purposefully — clearly it was a mistake, and we can talk about it later; but for now let’s work PAST it, okay?
Usagi Senshi (off-mic): You’re telling me you just want to put this in the back seat for now and not talk about you hitting me in the JAW?
Aria (off-mic): That’s exactly what I’m telling you, we have a match to win, cmon!
Persephone: And it seems like apologizing has gone into a full blown argument, as Aria has HOPEFULLY struck some sense into Usagi here. . .
Usagi Senshi (off-mic): ‘We’ aren’t winning anything. Not after that.
Stew-O: Why did she… Usagi Senshi is rolling out of the ring — Hell, she’s heading to the BACK! What is she doing?! She’s Showdown’s legal competitor!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know, and neither does Aria who is just DUMBFOUNDED in the ring, watching as Usagi is making a straight line to the back, and she isn’t doubting herself for a SECOND — AND THE REF IS BEGINNING HIS COUNT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Persephone: SHE’S TURNED THE CORNER… maybe she’s just grabbing something from her locker room and will be right back?
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Gavin Kirkland: Unless she’s a world class marathon runner, I’d heavily doubt that.
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE….
…. TEN!!!!
Gina Romano: USAGI SENSHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Why!? Why would she turn her back on her own team, I do not get that!? Usagi Senshi is gone, she has abandoned her team and we are back even again at four on four on four and no one has the advantage. For a moment we thought that Showdown was in control!
Persephone: She feels like I do right now, throwing in the towel.
Gavin Kirkland: You are too hard on yourself Persephone, I’ll let you throw in the towel anyday for me and ….. DARYL KINKADE JUST JUMPED OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE LANDING A HARD RIGHT ON HOLLY ARROW AND SHE WAS TAKEN DOWN! ALL THE COMMOTION THAT WAS GOING ON WITH USAGI SENSHI LEAVING AND JUST LIKE THAT DARYL KINKADE, THE TEAM CAPTAIN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND LEVELED HOLLY WHO WAS THE LEGAL COMPETITOR IN THE RING!
Persephone: I guess I should yell too, huh? DARYL KINKADE IS KNOCKING THE STUFFING OUT OF HER! Good… right?
Stew-O: Yeah… BUT DARYL IS PEPPERING HOLLY ARROW WITH SOME STIFF RIGHTS AND LEFTS! HE PICKS HER UP AND WHIPS HOLLY AGAINST THE ROPES, HE BOUNCES OFF, A SHINING WIZARD AND HOLLY GOES DOWN HE QUICKLY PICKS HER UP…. HERE COMES HARPER LEE!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER IS IN…. SHE GETS LOCKED INTO THE “SHUT UP, BRUV!” AND SHE’S NOT THE LEGAL ONE IN THE RING BUT HARPER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HOLLY IS TRYING TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS AND SHE BREAKS IT UP!
(Harper rolls out of the ring as Daryl Kinkade turns and Holly spins around….)
Persephone: OH WOW! THE MONKE’ FLIP! THE FRONT FLIP DDT HAS PUT HOLLY ARROW OUT AND DARYL KINKADE IS TAKING OUT BOTH POTARA… WAIT! HERE COMES DONOVAN DUKE! GRABS DARYL FROM BEHIND, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX…. NO! DARYL LANDS ON HIS FEET AND … HAIL TO THE VICTOR! DONOVAN DUKE WAS JUST PLANTED AND KINKADE LOOKS AT HOLLY GETTING UP!
(Harper is slowly rolling back in….)
Gavin Kirkland: OUR TEAM CAPTAIN IS CLEANING HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND HE TURNS TO HOLLY! YES… HE GOES FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIE….. NO….. HOLLY SPINS AND…..
Persephone: SKILL ISSUE! THEY JUST PLANTED THE SHOWDOWN TEAM CAPTAIN WITH SKILL ISSUE AND HOLLY HOOKS THE FAR LEG FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
TTTTHHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: DARYL KINKADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOO! Showdown suddenly finds themselves at a disadvantage! HOW!? Daryl Kinkade is out of this and it is NOT fair! POTARA should not be allowed to team up on him!
(Daryl rolls out disappointed as Princess Candice Blair sees this as the opportune time to get the rest of the team together and now be the acting team captain.)
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) I am the Team Captain now so I need you all to listen.
Scott Diamond: (Off Mic) Shut the fuck up.
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) Okay… first off LANGUAGE. Secondly that was not the response I was expecting and….
(TAG)
Persephone: Holly Arrow tags in Camerona Ella Ava! Wait a second…. What is Ms. Extreme doing getting in the ring!?
ARIA: (Off Mic) You might want to turn around, Princess.
(Candice slowly turns around and her two sisters are standing in the middle of the ring glaring at one another. Candice smiles and tilts her head, Ms. Extreme doesn’t look a bit amused and Cameron is seething.)
Stew-O: WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE AVA WARFARE PART TWO!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
Stew-O: We have AVA WARFARE ROUND TWO NOW!!! All three sisters in the ring at one time and they are all staring at each other! The Team Captains and technically you can say that Candice is that now for Showdown though I don’t think ARIA and Scott Diamond would agree!
Persephone: This is great! I hope they all kill each other this time like right now!
Gavin Kirkland: I wish I was right in the middle of that Ava sandwich! These three sisters are in the ring at the same time though one of them is illegal, we will go with Ms. Extreme because she is the adopted one!
(All three sisters stare at one another when suddenly…..)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO AGAIN! THE SISTERS ARE PUNCHING ONE ANOTHER AND MS. EXTREME TAKES THE LEAD AND SHE BACKS UP CANDICE, THEN TURNS BUT CAMERON WITH A HUGE FOREARM TO STIFLE HER! CANDICE COMES BACK AND CHOPS CAMERON!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: SHE CHOPS CAMERON AGAIN!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: AND AGAIN!
Crowd: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: And…. NO! MS. EXTREME WITH THE CODE RED ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! CANDICE REACTS QUICKLY WITH COLORS OF THE WIND! SHE PLANTS MS. EXTREME ON THE MAT AND CANDICE IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: CANDICE BLAIR QUICKLY GRABS MS. EXTREME AND THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING! SHE KNOWS THAT AVA SISTER IS NOT THE LEGAL ONE! Tat sounds so wrong…. ANYWAY SHE HAS CAMERON DEAD TO RIGHTS! SHOWDOWN NEEDS AN ELIMINATION RIGHT NOW TO STOP THE BLEEDING!
Persephone: The princess is annoying but I would love to see an Ava eliminate an Ava like right now. And that is exactly what Candice is going to do! She picks up Cameron and HERE COMES THE DISNEY DESTROYER!
Stew-O: SHE HITS I –
(The lights suddenly go out.)
Persephone: Sheridan Muller’s family must ruin the power grid here.
Stew-O: Uh…. we apologize for the technical difficulties and….
(Suddenly the lights come back on.)
Gavin Kirkland: OH COME ON! NO!
(Caroline appears as the crowd boos. She is standing there in front of Candice who looks on in shock when suddenly….)
Gavin Kirkland: CAROLINE HITS THE SOUTHERN GOTHIC OUT OF NOWHERE AND PLANTS CANDICE BLAIR! SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND WALKS OFF LEAVING SCOTT DIAMOND AND ARIA LOOKING ON IN SHOCK!
Persephone: Wait.,.. Cameron grabs Candice and…. hit s THE GODDESS RISING ON CANDICE! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: PRINCESS CANDICE BLAIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd is in shock as there are only two more members of Showdown’s team left while Dynasty and Voltage are four strong.)
Gavin Kirkland: Showdown is cooked.
(Candice rolls out of the ring, being helped by the officials as ARIA and Scott Diamond look at each other, Cameron is crawling to the corner to tag when suddenly Theron Nikolas runs in.)
Persephone: Theron Nikolas is in and he dragged Cameron from the corner! He doesn;t care about respect at this point and I like it and hate it at the same time because he is on Dynasty. He grabs Camerona nd throws her into the empty corner, charging in with a shoulder thrust! And another! And another! Theron is relentless in his pursuit of taking down Cameron!
Stew-O: And that is what you have to do in a match like this! After an elimination go right after the next target, keep it going, on their heels the whole time and right now Theron is playing it smart! He drops Cameron down and is driving his knee into the side of her face!
Gavin Kirkland: Now he has her up by the hair and throws her into the ropes and Theron goes for a clothesline, NO! She ducks it, he turns and Cameron hits a spinning heel kick! She is able to break free and taq Donovan Duke!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Donovan Duke is in and this time he gets behind Theron and EXECUTES A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! THAT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY THERE! HE FOLDED THERON LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! THE HALL OF FAMER SLOWLY GETS BACK UP, BUT DONOVAN DUKE HOOKS THERON INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX LANDING HARD ON HIS BACK!
(Theron quickly gets back up on his feet…)
Persephone: DEALER’S CHOICE! THAT DAZED THERON AND DONOVAN DUKE WITH DRAWING DEAD! COME ON VOLTAGE END THIS SO I CAN GO BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTHHR….
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT BY THERON NIKOLAS! HE IS NOT DONE YET BUT FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWDOWN, WE NEED SOME ELIMINATIONS! DONOVAN DUKE PICKS UP THERON BY THE HAIR AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, HE CHARGES IN AND…. NO! THERON WITH A HUGE BOOT! DONOVAN STUMBLES BACK, THERON GRABS DONOVAN…
Persephone: GHOST’S REQUIEM! HE JUST PLANTED DUKE AND WE HAVE ANOTHER ELIMINATION!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! DONOVAN DUKE KICKS OUT AND THERON IS STUNNED! HE LOOKS AT THE REFEREE FOR CONFIRMATION AND HE HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS, HE IS TELLING THERON THAT DONOVAN WAS ABLE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MILLISECOND! THERON SIGNALS THIS TO BE OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON GRABS DONOVAN DUKE AND HE SPRINTS OFF THE ROPE, NO! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A HUGE BOOT AND HE GRABS THERON BY THE LEGS, TRIPPING HIM UP AND GAMBLER’S ROULETTE!
Crowd: ONE…. TWO…. THREE…. FOUR… FIVE…. SIX…. SEVEN…. EIGHT.,… NINE… TEN…. ELEVEN…. TWELVE…. THIRTEEN… FOURTEEN…. FIFTEEN…. SIXTEEN…..
Persephone: I AM GETTING DIZZY! STOP!
Crowd: SEVENTEEN…. EIGHTEEN…. NINETEEN….. TWEN –
Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE AND DONOVAN DUKE GOES DOWN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN DUKE IS DOWN AND THERON NIKOLAS IS DOWN! BOTH MEN WERE FLOORED AND CHRIS ELITE CAME IN AND STOPPED THIS RIGHT AWAY! HE HELPED OUT THERON WHO IS NOW STIRRING AND SLOWLY GETTING UP, HE IS TO HIS FEET AND TRYING TO GO TO THE CORNER BUT SEES DONOVAN DUKE SLOWLY GETTING UP WITH THE HELP OF THE ROPES! THERON IS GOING TO TAG. –
Stew-O: CARPE DIEM ON DONOVAN DUKE AS HE TRIED TO GET UP AND THERON FALLS ON HIM FOR THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: DONOVAN DUKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
(The officials help Duke out of the ring as Theron sits up and smiles.)
Stew-O: AND NOW VOLTAGE LOSES ANOTHER MEMBER! THEY ARE DOWN TO THE TEAM CAPTAIN, CAMERON ELLA AVA AND POTARA! DYNASTY WITH FOUR STRONG!
Gavin Kirkland: I hate this! Dynasty has completely taken over this! Showdown at two! Voltage at three! Dynasty at four! Theron is getting back up to tag and –
Stew-O: J4A!!!!! ARIA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHE JUST HIT THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE ON THERON NIKOLAS AS HE WAS HEADING TO THE TAG AND SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: THERON NIKOLAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The Dynasty team is in shock as it happened so quickly they couldn;t even react..)
Gavin Kirkland: HA HA HA! AND JUST LIKE THAT SHOWDOWN HELPS THEIR CAUSE AND DYNASTY IS NOW DOWN TO THREE! A LITTLE MORE MANAGEABLE NUMBERS! ARIA WAS SO QUICK WITH THAT AND SHE JUST TOOK OUT A HALL OF FAMER AND THAT ONE HURT DYNASTY!
Stew-O: It really did, just when they were in the driver’s seat! But ARIA doesn;t get a breather…. HERE IS CHRIS ELITE! HE IS IN A HOUSE OF FIRE THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AT ARIA! HE THROWS HER AGAINST THE ROPES, AND SHE BOUNCES BACK WITH A HANDSTAND…. FLYING ELBOW! CHRIS FALLS BUT HE QUICKLY KIPS UP, GOING FOR A KICK, NO ARIA WITH THE MATRIX MOVE AND HE MISSES, SHE THEN CATCHES CHRIS WITH A HEAD SCISSOR TAKE OVER, BUT CHRIS LAUNCHES HER OFF, SHE LANDS ON HER FEET, ELITE THEN DOES THE SAME WITH A HURRICARANA AND ARIA SOMERSAULTS ON HER FEET AS THEY BOTH STARE AT ONE ANOTHER AND THIS GERMAN CROWD IS LOVING IT!
(The crowd stands and cheers loudly, clapping at the effort of both Elitists. ARIA and Chris nod and lock back up.)
Persephone: They are starting to lock up and make it boring again, but ARIA drops to one knee and forces herself to get the advantage, a side headlock, yawn. But Chris pushes her off, she bounces off the ropes and what a Belly to Back suplex! ARIA lands hard and she gets up, Chris Elite charges in and ZIRCON CUTTER!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE TOOK ALL OF THAT AND ARIA IS ON FIRE! SHE CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AS cHRIS IS SLOWLY TRYING TO GET UP! SHE GOES FOR A MOONSAULT! NO! IT IS BLOCKED BY CHRIS ELITE! SHE FALLS TO THE MATS AND TAGS IN CAMERON ELLA AVA! HE TAGGED A VOLTAGE MEMBER OF THE ROSTER AND THAT IS A SMART IDEA! CAMERON IS IN!
Gavin Kirkland: She takes ARIA by the hair and starts to throw forearms left and right on her! She whips ARIA into the ropes and charges in, NO! ARIA IS ABLE TO GET A BOOT UP! NO CAMERON GRABS THE BOOT AND SHE THRUSTS HER OUT OF THE CORNER AND SHE FALLS TO THE MATS, CAMERON PUSHES HER OVER BACK ON HER FEET…. RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! ARIA IS DAZED AND CAMERON –
Stew-O: OUT OF NOWHERE COMES SCOTT DIAMOND AND BARRELS OVER THE VOLTAGE TEAM CAPTAIN! HE STOPPED HER FROM DOING ANYMORE HARM TO ARIA AND THAT SHOWS A LOT FROM THE BEAST!
(Scott Diamond stands there looking down at Cameron when POTARA hops into the ring and starts attacking the monster. The referee turns his attention to them as SOSA Henderson runs into the ring….)
Persephone: SOSA Henderson from behind and he hits a ROLLING THUNDER INTO A CUTTER ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! She is down and now he climbs to the top rope! He is going for PAID IN FULL…. NO! ARIA IS ABLE TO SPRING UP AND CATCH HIM WITH A TOP ROPE HURRICARANA! ARIA IS BACK UP AND –
Stew-O: RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE ON ARIA! SHE TURNS AND LOOKS AT CAMERON AND GOES TO HELP HER SISTER UP! THEY ARE WORKING TOGETHER AND –
Gavin Kirkland: .. KICK TO THE STERNUM…. TWIST OF FATE! SHE JUST DROPPED HER SISTER ON THE MAT FACE DOWN! MS. EXTREME GIVES NO FUCKS!
(ARIA is slowly trying to recover, POTARA is busy with Scott Diamond as it spills to the outside.)
Stew-O: ARIA IS SLOWLY CRAWLING, SHE IS TRYING TO USE THE ROPES TO GET UP AND SO IS CAMERON ELLA AVA! ARIA IS TO HER FEET AND CAMERON IS ON HER FOURS, SHE WAITS AS CAMERON GETS UP AND ARIA RUNS…..
Gavin Kirkland: J4A!!!!!
Persephone: NOT SO FAST! CAMERON IS ABLE TO STEP TO THE SIDE AND –
Gavin Kirkland: BOX OFFICE SMASH! CHRIS ELITE WAS ABLE TO COME IN AND TAKE CAMERON OUT AND ARIA DROPKICKS ELITE! HE BUMPS INTO MS. EXTREME AND THEY FALL THROUGH THE ROPES! ARIA GOES TO CAMERON….. LA MAGISTRAL CRADLE!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(The crowd is in shock as Voltage is now down to two. ARIA takes a few deep breaths as the officials help Cameron out of the ring. Ms. Extreme looks on and shrugs her shoulders as they escort her sister out.)
Gavin Kirkland: AND THAT IS TWO NOW FOR SHOWDOWN! THIS HAS BROKEN DOWN AND I AM OKAY WITH IT! THE TEAM CAPTAIN FOR VOLTAGE IS GONE AND ALL THAT IS LEFT IS POTARA! ARIA AND SCOTT DIAMOND FOR SHOWDOWN! MS. EXTREME, CHRIS ELITE AND SOSA HENDERSON FOR DYNASTY!
Persephone: Makes me sick that Camille is the last standing Ava.
(ARIA sees what is going on, she runs against the ropes and…. )
Stew-O: ARIA WIPES OUT POTARA ON THE OUTSIDE WITH SCOTT DIAMOND! ARIA TAKES HOLLY ARROW AND THROWS HER IN THE RING, WAIT…. ARIA PERCHES TO THE TOP ROPE AND SCOTT DIAMOND IS GRABBING HER…. LAUNCHING HER ON TOP OF HOLLY ARROW AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER ELIMINATION!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: NO! I mean Yes! Go Voltage! Harper Lee with the save! ARIA there is no stopping her, as Scott Diamond grabs Harper… DOUBLE DROPKICK BY CHRIS ELITE AND SOSA HENDERSON ON SCOTT DIAMOND AND HE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: ARIA THOUGH DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES CHRIS ELITE AND SOSA HENDERSON! THEY FLY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HERE COMES MS. EXTREME! SHE CHARGES IN AND ARIA FLIPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDING ON SOSA AND ELITE!
(ARIA sees her opportunity to finish this and she turns to run against the ropes.)
Stew-O: SKILL ISSUE ON ARIA! SHE DIDN;T EVEN SEE IT COMING FROM POTARA AS HOLLY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER WHILE HARPER KEEPS GUARD!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: ARIA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(Scott Diamond looks up in absolute shock that ARIA was taken out. He is the only one left for Showdown as POTARA has already taken out two members of Team Showdown in a combined effort.)
Gavin Kirkland: NOT THE MIRACLE MAKER! SHE WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE SHOWDOWN TEAM! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! THIS CAN’T!
Persephone Showdown is down to ONE person left! ONE! And we still have POTATO for Voltage and Dynasty has three individuals! It is looking good for the Red Brand, can we just end the match now and go back to our hotels, please?
(The officials escort ARIA out to a standing ovation, she looks at Scott and nods, who nods back and stands in his corner as the match continues.)
Stew-O: Scott Diamond is on his own but Holly Arrow is quickly attacked by Chris Elite! Chris Elite just drop kicked Holly! The referee was able to get everyone in their corner! Harper is all that is left for Voltage beside her tag team partner! Scott Diamond is on his own! CHRIS ELITE IS NOW KICKING HOLLY WHILE SHE IS DOWN! HE PICKS HER UP AND WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES, RUNNING RIGHT AT HER, BUT NO! HOLLY GETS OUT OF THE WAY, ELITE HOPS ON THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: FLYING BODY PRESS BY CHRIS ELITE AND HOLLY ARROW CAUGHT HIM! SHE IS SO DAMN STRONG! SHE SHIFTS HIM AND SIDEWALK SLAM! HOLLY KIPS UP AND CHRIS ELITE IS BACK UP,, SHE GRABS HIM AND…. THE EMPEROR’S TIME! NO! CHRIS ELITE DUCKS AND HE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: THERE WAS A TAG BUT ELITE TRIED TO DO A SPINNING HEEL KICK, HOLLY ARROW DUCKED AND AS CHRIS ELITE IS BACK TO HIS FEET, THE EMPEROR’S TIME AND SHE JUST TOOK CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD OFF! HOLLY ARROW TURNS –
Persephone: OH MY GAWD! THE VORTEX BY SCOTT DIAMOND AND HE PLANTED HOLLY ARROW! SCOTT WITH THE PIN!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HOLLY ARROW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd erupts as Scott Diamond looks on and smiles.Harper Lee stands there wide-eyed as the last member of Voltage. Holly Arrow is helped out of the ring….)
Gavin Kirkland: SCOTT DIAMOND JUST ELIMINATED HOLLY ARROW AND HE JUST CHANGED THE COURSE OF THIS MATCH…. YESSIR! THAT BEAUTIFUL, BEEFY SIRLOIN SUMBITCH!
Stew-O: Wait.., he is stalking Chris Elite…. HE IS STALKING CHRIS ELITE AS HE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND…. THE VORTEX!!!!
Persephone: No! Chris is able to float through and Scott Diamond turns around…. BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!
Stew-O: NOT SO FAST! SCOTT DIAMOND JUST CAUGHT CHRIS ELITE’S FOOT AND HE LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE SHOULDER AGAIN… THE VORTEX CONNECTS! COULD WE HAVE ANOTHER ELIMINATION!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(There is a silence that has covered the participants in the match. Harper Lee is the last for Voltage, Dynasty is now down to two and Scott Diamond stands in the ring with a smile on his face.)
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT THAT BIG BEEFY SWEATY BEAST OF A MAN! HE HAS JUST ELIMINATED CHRIS ELITE AND WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR! SHOWDOWN IS STILL ALIVE AFTER TAKING A DEEP DEFICIT! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND HAS ALMOST EVENED THE ODDS! LOOK AT THEIR FACES!
(Ms. Extreme and SOSA Henderson help Chris Elite out of the ring, both are really concerned at the zone Scott Diamond is in. )
Scott Diamond: (Off Mic) Get in the ring pussies!
Stew-O: HERE COMES SOSA HENDERSON AND HE SLIDES IN….. HE GOES TO KICK SCOTT DIAMOND BUT HE CATCHES HIS FOOT TOO, HE LIFTS HIM UP….. THE VORTEX!!!!
Persephone: NOOOO! SOSA HENDERSON LANDED ON HIS FEET! HE STARTS TO KICK THE LEGS OF SCOTT DIAMOND. DIAMOND IS SLOWLY STARTING TO BUCKLE! Am I yelling loud enough?
Gavin Kirkland: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SCREAM!
Persephone: Ewwww.
Gavin Kirkland: SOSA HENDERSON MAY HAVE SCOTT HURT A LITTLE, HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES….
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: .. SPINNING HEEL KICK AND HE CONNECTED! SCOTT DIAMOND DROPS TO ONE KNEE BUT HARPER LEE TAGGED IN AND ….
Stew-O: … THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS! HARPER LEE HITS IT CLEAN AND WITH AUTHORITY! SHE JUST PUT THE LAST NAIL ON SHOWDOWN!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT!?!?! SCOTT DIAMOND KICKED OUT AND HARPER LEE CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HARPER FLIPS SCOTT OVER! SHE GETS BEHIND HIM….
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR-
Persephone: HOW IS HE SO POWERFUL!!?!! HOW CAN HE GET ON HIS KNEES WHILE HARPER HOLDS HIS ARMS AND HAS HER FOOT ON HIS BACK LIKE THAT!? HOW!? HE’S GETTING ON HIS FEET AND HARPER…..
Stew-O: HARPER LETS GO AND TRANSITIONS TO THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS…. NO! SHE CAN’T GET HIM DOWN AND SHE IS STILL HANGING ON! SHE IS….. HE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND LAUNCHES HARPER ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Gavin Kirkland: THE VORTEX!!!!!! HE JUST PLANTED HARPER LEE! AND SCOTT DIAMOND DROPS ON HER AND VOLTAGE’S LAST HOPE IS OVER!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: HARPER LEE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(Harper Lee is dragged out of the ring by the officials as Scott Diamond stands in the ring glaring bullet holes right into the two surviving members of Team Dynasty. Team Voltage is eliminated.)
Persephone: After winning this thing last year, Voltage is Eliminated. WHY!?! Whatever, Scott finish this!
Gavin Kirkland: THE MVP RIGHT THERE IS SCOTT DIAMOND! HE HAS RUN ROUGH SHOT AND JUST ELIMINATED THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND A HALL OF FAMER! NOW HE LOOKS EYE TO EYE WITH SOSA HENDERSON AND MS. EXTREME! COME ON YOU BEAUTIFUL BEEFY SIRLOIN SON OF A BITCH!
(Team Dynasty wastes no time and they both attack Scott Diamond.)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO, THE LAST TWO MEMBERS OF TEAM DYNASTY ARE ATTACKING SCOTT DIAMOND! SOSA HENDERSON AND MS. EXTREME ARE DOUBLE TEAMING SCOTT DIAMOND! THEY HAVE HIM AGAINST THE ROPES, WHIPPING HIM TO THE ROPES, BUT…. CLOTHESLINE BY DIAMOND AND HE TAKES THEM BOTH OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! SCOTT DIAMOND GRABS MS. EXTREME….. THE VORTEX! HE JUST PLANTED MS. EXTREME AND SCOTT DIAMOND WITH THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: SOSA Henderson is able to break it up, damn it!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! – (In German of course.)
Stew-O: DYNASTY IS STILL ALIVE AS SOSA HENDERSON MADE THE SAVE! HE IS KICKING SCOTT WHILE HE IS TRYING TO GET UP, BUT DIAMOND IS TOO MUCH! HE GRABS SOSA AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE CORNER AS HE HITS HARD! SCOTT DIAMOND RUSHES IN BUT NO! SOSA HENDERSON GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND HE HITS HARD ON THE POLE!
(The referee finally was able to get Ms. Extreme in the corner,, though she is pretty out of it.)
Gavin Kirkland: SCOTT IS DOWN AND HERE COMES SOSA… HE CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE… SOSA BOMB! HE LANDED IT! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWW –
Gavin Kirkland: HE KICKED OUT AT TWO! SOSA CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE WAITS AS SCOTT DIAMOND GETS UP, HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES –
Stew-O: SCOTT DIAMOND WAS WAITING! HE WAS WAITING AND HE JUST LIFTED SOSA HENDERSON UP FOR THE VORTEX!
Persephone: NO! MS. EXTREME WITH A LOW BLOW AND SCOTT DIAMOND JUST DROPPED SOSA!
Stew-O: STOLE YO BITCH! THE CUTTER DROPS SCOTT DIAMOND AND MS. EXTREME IS ALREADY ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE JUMPS OFF….
Gavin Kirkland: A VARIATION OF HER HOLY GROUND! AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON IS BACK UP AND…. PAID IN FULL! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON AND MS. EXTREME STACK EACH OTHER ON TOP OF SCOTT DIAMOND FOR THE PINFALL!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: SCOTT DIAMOND HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(DING!!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…. THE SOLE SURVIVORS… SOSA HENDERSON AND MS. EXTREME…. TEAM DYNASTY!!!!
(They Call Me A God by MAFEX starts to play throughout the arena as Ms. Extreme and SOSA Henderson help each other up. Scott Diamond rolls to the ropes and just leans against them and stares in anger as Team Dynasty celebrates.)
Persephone: I am so glad that is over.
Stew-O: WHAT AN INCREDIBLE VICTORY FOR TEAM DYNASTY! ALL OF THE TEAMS BROUGHT IT THIS WEEK AND THIS WAS THE MOST COMPETITIVE BRAND WARFARE WE HAD SEEN IN A LONG TIME! THE RED BRAND THOUGH WINS IT AND ONE OF THE AVA’S SURVIVES!
Gavin Kirkland: This should have been Showdown’s time but outside forces and other things changed the complexion of the match! Scott Diamond and ARIA definitely were the Heart and Soul, but it was too much…. Damn it…. My beefy brother.
(The crowd cheers as Ms. Extreme hotels up her arms in victory and SOSA Henderson smirks, also enjoying the win. Scott, exhausted, looks on angrily.)
Stew-O What a way to end night one of Territorial Invasion! Tonight belongs to Dynasty! We will see what happens on Night two! For Gavin Kirkland and Persephone, I am Stew-O, we will see you tomorrow night!
(The last image is now ALL of Team Dynasty walking out and celebrating with Ms. Extreme and SOSA Henderson as they stand in celebratory union while Scott seethes.)
DAY 2
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(‘The Day’ by Porno Graffitti begins to play through the speakers of the Allianz Arena. The crowd and loyal army of simps give IDOL-GUN — Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai the love and adoration that these queens deserve.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS YOUR NIGHT TWO OPENER AND IT’S A TAG TEAM ‘FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE’ MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: EIN STURZ!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST ….THEY ARE THE TEAM OF MIKU SAKAI AND ‘THE DREAMING IDOL’ HIKARI KANNO…IDOL-GUN!!!!!!!!
Eve: We saw the reformation of IDOL-GUN occur at Midsummer Massacre as Halsey Neel had cost Hikari Kanno her match against Serenity Valdez. When it seemed like Hikari would find herself a victim of the numbers game, Miku Sakai would race to her former partner’s aid to even the odds.
Deadprez: Now, that was truly an emotional moment between these two best friends. But, they reunited under an inconvenience of The Devolution — who Serenity Valdez and Halsey Neel would end up aligning with — who have been running rampart on the Showdown brand.
Gavin Kirkland: The power of The Devolution is what brought IDOL-GUN together. IDOL-GUN should be thankful for The Devolution for making them be on the same page once more!
Eve: You gotta be kidding me?
Gavin Kirkland: Are they lying? ARE THEY LYING, EVE?
Deadprez: Calm down, Gav. We can’t afford for you to go insane right now.
(‘The Day’ dies down as ‘A&D’ by YNL Jordan replaces the sound of IDOL-GUN’s entrance music as The Off-Brand Amphetamines — Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane, followed by Trixie Stane stand on top of the ramp. Trixie and Solomon share a kiss before she makes it to the back, wanting for them to handle the issue on their own.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS…FIRST…WEIGHING IN THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF 476 POUNDS…THEY ARE THE ‘UNKILLABLE’ KIRK REDWOOD AND ‘YOUR SAVIOR’ SOLOMON STANE…THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The Off-Brand Amphetamines have done a great job with trying to rebuild themselves after falling short in defeating POTARA at Bloodsport. Now, they expect this match to help them catapult themselves to another championship match and maybe, be the ones to dethrone POTARA.
Eve: The dark horses, the underdogs and yet, they’ve conquered those odds in the past. They’re former Unified Tag Team Champions, after all. If this match proceeds to go into chaos, they could have this in the bag.
Deadprez: They are facing some tough tag teams here, but as long as these two stay together and wear down each member one by one, they could pull this off.
(‘Master of Puppets’ by Metallica begins to play through the speakers as the crowd shows The Devolution’s Halsey Neel and Serenity Valdez with negativity and hatred, but they are soaking it in.)
Gina Romano: AND LASTLY… REPRESENTING THE DEVOLUTION…THEY ARE THE TEAM OF ‘THE SHARPSHOOTER’ HALSEY NEEL AND THE EMPRESS OF ELITE SERENITY VALDEZ…THE DEVOLUTION!!!!!
Eve: Now, here is 2/4 of the team that has been running havoc on Showdown. They have taken credit over the reunion of IDOL-GUN. They were once a two woman team, but aligned themselves with Jon Kelton and Pandora Paisley and became the NEW Devolution.
Deadprez: Serenity Valdez has been in a tough spot since becoming Empress of Elite, but it seems like all of her luck turned around at Midsummer Massacre. With Halsey Neel, this has provided her with an opportunity to be the killer that she’s always been. I think it’s a deadly combination with these two —
Gavin Kirkland: —IT SEEMS LIKE IDOL-GUN ISN’T GOING TO WAIT FOR THE DEVOLUTION TO REACH THE RING! THEY’RE GOING TO BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM! HALSEY NEEL TRADING PUNCHES WITH MIKU SAKAI! SERENITY VALDEZ TRADING PUNCHES WITH HIKARI KANNO! THESE TWO FEMALE TEAMS ARE GOING AT IT, BUT LOOK AT THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES WHO WANT TO GET THEMSELVES IN ON THE FUN! OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES GET THEIR HANDS ON THE KENDO STICKS THAT WERE LAID THROUGHOUT THE RING AS THEY GO TOWARDS IDOL-GUN AND THE DEVOLUTION!!! I THINK THAT THE REFEREE IS JUST GOING TO RING FOR THE BELL. IT’S FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: SOLOMON STANE GOES RIGHT AFTER SERENITY VALDEZ, SWINGING A KENDO STICK TO HER SPINE AS SHE MANAGES TO GO DOWN TO HER KNEES! HALSEY NEEL MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE KENDO STICK, BUT KIRK REDWOOD MANAGES TO SWING HIS OWN KENDO STICK TO HER SPINE! REPEATEDLY, KIRK IS SWINGING THE KENDO STICK TO HALSEY’S SPINE AS SHE CAN’T SEEM TO DEFEND HERSELF FROM THIS SHOTS! KIRK GRABS THE KENDO STICK AND PROCEEDS TO SMASH IT AGAINST THE ADAM’S APPLE OF HER THROAT — BUT, HALSEY MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO THE KENDO STICK, BUT YOU CAN SEE THAT HER HANDS ARE BEGINNING GO RED DUE TO THE PRESSURE THAT GRASPING ONTO IT IS TAKING ON HER!
Deadprez: BUT, SERENITY VALDEZ LOOKS TO SAVE THE DAY WITH ‘A CHANGE OF (INTER)COURSE’ AS SHE MANAGES TO TAKE THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION TO HIS KNEES! SOLOMON GOES RIGHT AFTER SERENITY, BUT SHE PROCEEDS TO DO THE SAME THING TO HIM AS SHE DID TO KIRK, BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO CATCH HER HAND! HE WRENCHES THAT HAND BACK AS SERENITY FINDS HERSELF OVERPOWERED! SHE SLOWLY CRUMBLES TO HER KNEES AS SOLOMON MANAGES TO GRAB HER BY THE THROAT AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THAT ONE-HANDED SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM, ‘TRIUMPH OF TRUTH,’ BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY AS MIKU SAKAI, FROM THE APRON, CONNECTS WITH A BLOCKBUSTER ON SOLOMON!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI MANAGES TO TAKE DOWN ONE OF THE BIGGEST ELITISTS IN THE MATCH, BUT KIRK REDWOOD, COMING TO THE AID OF HIS PARTNER, LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A SHOT OF THAT KENDO STICK, BUT HIKARI KANNO MANAGES TO TAKE THE KENDO STICK FROM KIRK! KIRK TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS HIKARI SWINGS THE KENDO STICK TO THE STOMACH OF KIRK! SHE MANAGES TO TAKE KIRK TO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS SHE PROCEEDS TO KENDO STICK THE POOR GUY TO DEATH! Kirk finds some strength in him to connect with a knee to her gut, but Miku has her hands on that kendo stick as she looks to catch Kirk by surprise and swing the kendo stick, but Kirk snatches it away from her and proceeds to swing the kendo stick to Hikari!
Eve: The look on Hikari Kanno’s face would let anyone know that this is not pleasant at all! But, look from behind Miku Sakai as Solomon Stane manages to grab Miku Sakai from behind and connecting with a sleeper suplex on the mat! Solomon with the first pin fall attempt of this entire match! He covers Miku on the ground at ringside!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: Miku Sakai with the kick out! As established before, pin falls can happen ANYWHERE. Solomon Stane grabs Miku Sakai from her head and proceeds to slam her head against the edge of the apron! Meanwhile, you see that Kirk Redwood is getting Hikari Kanno back to a vertical base before whipping her to the barricade! Hikari’s spine clashes with the barricade! Kirk proceeds to get a couple of stiff punches to the former Hardcore Champion before grabbing her by her wrist and then throwing her to the barricade once more! Solomon grabs Miku and proceeds to connect with a high-angle uranage slam on the edge of the apron as Miku remains withering in pain there!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Serenity Valdez, out of nowhere, connects with a chop block to the back of Solomon Stane’s knee! We see that The Devolution was a bit quiet, but these women were probably scheming and thinking about their next move! She gets Solomon by the back of his head and smashes his head against the edge of the apron! Over and over again, Serenity is not holding back whatsoever! She manages to hold Solomon’s head against the apron! But, look at who is on top of the apron! It’s Halsey Neel who runs forward and connects with a pump kick to the side of Solomon’s skull! This manages to take him down! We’re going to be seeing Serenity going for another pin fall!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TT—
Eve: SOLOMON STANE MANAGES TO SHOVE SERENITY VALDEZ OFF OF HIM, BUT HALSEY NEEL CONNECTS WITH A CURB STOMP FROM THE APRON! SOLOMON’S SKULL CRASHES TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Halsey manages to grab Solomon by the back of his head and throw him to the steel steps! I think that this might take him out of the equation for the time being! But, look at the top turnbuckle! IT’S MIKU SAKAI, WHO CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY AS SHE MANAGES TO TAKE DOWN HALSEY NEEL! SERENITY GOES TO ATTACK HER FROM BEHIND, BUT MIKU CONNECTS WITH A THRUST KICK! SHE MANAGES TO GRAB SERENITY BY THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND THROW HER AGAINST THE RING POST! But, Halsey comes to the aid of her partner as she swings a clothesline, but Miku ducks the clothesline and nails Halsey with a superkick that takes her back!
Deadprez: But, look at the top turnbuckle! It’s Hikari Kanno who follows that up with a missile dropkick to Halsey Neel as she manages to take her down! But, the bump must have hurt Hikari as well! She clutching to her lower spine! Miku Sakai is checking on her partner, but Hikari insists that she’s more than fine! IDOL-GUN manages to get The Devolution and pull them closer into a front headlock and take them up and connect with stereo falcon arrows as she manages to take them both down at the same time! Hikari goes for the cover on Halsey Neel!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWW—
Gavin Kirkland: BUT, HALSEY NEEL MANAGES TO RAKE THE EYES OF HIKARI KANNO AS SHE FINDS A WAY TO A SEATED POSITION! Halsey literally has Hikari by her eye sockets, but Miku comes to the aid of her tag team partner! She connects with a penalty kick as that sends Halsey back! MIKU STOMPING ON THE BODY! HIKARI IS GETTING HERSELF INVOLVED IN THE FUN! THESE TWO ARE ACTING LIKE A COUPLE OF WOLVES, JUST POUNCING ON THEIR PREY! MIKU GETS HALSEY AND ROLLS HER INSIDE THE RING! IDOL-GUN SLIDES INSIDE THE RING! I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST TIME THAT THIS MATCH WILL BE TAKING PLACE INSIDE THE RING!
Eve: You’re right on that, Gavin! Miku Sakai gets Halsey Neel for the ‘Death Note,’ which is her variation of the Asai DDT as Hikari Kanno grabs Halsey and connects with a German suplex with a bridge! If I can recall, I believed that IDOL-GUN called that move ‘Simp4Us’ as Hikari goes for the cover on Halsey!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: KICK OUT BY HALSEY NEEL! Hikari Kanno begins to club the chest area of ‘The Sharpshooter’ as she manages to get Halsey into a seated position! Miku Sakai is up to her feet as Hikari and Miku both get an arm of Halsey and look to whip her to the horizontal set of ropes! Halsey rebounds off the ropes as IDOL-GUN hooks Halsey by each arm and connects with a hip toss! Halsey finds herself in a seated position as Hikari connects with a shoot kick to her face as Miku connects with a shoot kick to Halsey’s spine! IDOL-GUN picks up Halsey and throws her shoulder first into the steel ring post. Hikari goes to the corner and gets Halsey on her shoulders in an electric chair position! Miku manages to get Halsey and connect with a tornado DDT —
Gavin Kirkland: Sadly not! Serenity Valdez finds herself back in this match as she grabs Miku Sakai by her hair and throws her behind her! Miku manages to roll to her feet, but Serenity goes right after connecting with an uppercut and sending her to the horizontal set of ropes! Serenity jumps onto the ropes and looks down on Miku before turning herself around and connecting with a head scissors on Miku’s neck! Serenity hangs upside down, still mataining the head scissors on Miku! She begins to apply a tarantula on the former Unified Tag Team Champion as Miku finds her feet being slowly lifted off the ground! BUT, HIKARI KANNO LOOKS TO COME TO THE AID OF HER PARTNER, BUT HALSEY NEEL IS THERE TO STOP HER! SHE PULLS HIKARI’S ARM BACK BEFORE GRABBING HER BY THE WAIST AND TAKING HER BACK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! HIKARI GETS THROWN INTO THE ROPES!
Eve: We see Halsey Neel now turning her focus on Miku Sakai, who has the tarantula applied to her by Serenity Valdez! Serenity releases the hold, flipping herself to ringside! Miku drops to the mat as Halsey follows that up with a basement forearm smash as that takes Miku down! Serenity pulls Miku by her legs as she exits the ring! HALSEY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS BOTH MEMBERS OF THE DEVOLUTION GRAB EACH ARM OF MIKU AND PROCEED TO THROW HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH MORE FORCE THAN ONE PERSON WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO! IDOL-GUN SEEMS TO BE TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR THE TIME BEING!
Deadprez: BUT, FROM BEHIND! THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES CLUB SERENITY VALDEZ AND HALSEY NEEL’S HEADS! THEY ARE ALSO SOMEONE THAT THEY NEED TO WORRY ABOUT GOING INTO THIS MATCH! Solomon Stane grabs Halsey Neel and throws her into our table —dsgjksdjkgj
Gavin Kirkland: DP, are you holding up fine?
Deadprez: The way that Solomon Stane threw Halsey Neel caught me off guard! BUT, HALSEY LOOKS TO JAB HER THUMB TO THE EYE OF THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! BUT, SOLOMON PROCEEDS TO HEAD BUTT HER! I’M NOT SURE IF SOLOMON WAS JUST LUCKY OR HIS VISION WASN’T BLOCKED AS MUCH AS HALSEY WOULD HAVE LIKED! BUT, HE MANAGED TO TAKE HALSEY DOWN ON THE TABLE! AND THEN, WE SEE KIRK REDWOOD, WHO HAD JUST TAKEN OUT SERENITY OUT FOR A MOMENT OR TWO, GET HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NOW, I’M NOT SURE HOW BRIGHT OF AN IDEA THIS COULD BE!
Eve: Now, Kirk Redwood isn’t the type of Elitists to go on the top rope! And, I think it would be best to get out of the way!
(The commentators begin to scramble for their papers and what not before exiting out of the area of potential danger.)
Deadprez: Kirk Redwood isn’t the type of Elitist to go for the top rope, but it seems like he’s looking to shake things up here as he flies from the top rope — FROG SPLASH ON HALSEY NEEL!
Gavin Kirkland: HE LANDS RIGHT ON HALSEY NEEL AS THE TABLE BREAKS A PART! MY GOD! BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS ARE TAKEN DOWN AS SOLOMON STANE IS LOOKING IN SHOCK! HE GRABS KIRK AND PLACES HIM ON TOP OF HALSEY AND DEMANDS FOR THE REFEREE TO BEGIN COUNTING! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT??!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: SERENITY VALDEZ BREAKS UP THE PIN! Solomon Stane goes right after Serenity! He grabs her by the hair, but Serenity manages to get out of Solomon’s grasp! Serenity is delivering some trash talking to Solomon, BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO GRAB HER BY THE THROAT! HE IS GOING TO CHOKESLAM SERENITY INTO THE SAME RUBBLE THAT HALSEY NEEL WENT THROUGH?!?!? NO! SERENITY MANAGES TO DELIVER A KICK TO THE GUT OF SOLOMON! SERENITY PULLS HIM CLOSER IN A HEADLOCK POSITION AND I’M CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT THE EMPRESS OF ELITE HAS IN STORE HERE!
Deadprez: Serenity Valdez is looking to lift up Solomon Stane for a suplex of sorts, but there’s a bit of struggle! After all, Solomon is a big dude! But, Solomon counters Serenity’s suplex attempt with a suplex of his own as Serenity lands right on top of Halsey! Kirk Redwood finds himself to his feet as he grabs Serenity. Solomon gets Halsey and it seems like they’re throwing them over the barricade into the sea of EAW fans! This is ‘Falls Count Anywhere!’ We were warned that this match could take place *anywhere* in this place! The Off-Brand Amphetamines jump over the barricade to join The Devolution! Serenity and Halsey are trying to find themselves up to their feet, BUT SOLOMON CHARGES AT THEM, TAKING THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE ARMED CLOTHESLINE!
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile, you see Kirk Redwood shooing the EAW fans as they are scrambling out of their seats. The security is trying to get the fans out of the area! Now, what in the world is going across Kirk’s mind! We know that he’s a hyper soul and that his mind is racing at 1000 miles an hour! He begins to find some of the chairs and slam them shut! He keeps throwing. Them into a pile in the middle of the ring! Then, he grabs one of the chairs and slams it shut! HE SLAMS THE CHAIR TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR AS SOLOMON HOLDS HALSEY UP IN A WHEELBARROW SLAM POSITION! SOLOMON PROCEEDS TO DROP HALSEY, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN PLOP TO THE GROUND, KIRK SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL, MAKING THE FULL AS DISTURBING AS IT LOOKS! :damn:
Eve: Now, it seems like The Off-Brand Amphetamines are turning their attention towards Serenity Valdez, who is using the barricade to help her off her feet, BUT KIRK REDWOOD GOES TO SWING THE CHAIR AT HER! BUT, SERENITY CONNECTS WITH A BACK KICK TO HIS GUT! SHE GRABS A CHAIR THAT WAS LEFT, SLAMMING IT SHUT AS KIRK GOES RIGHT AFTER HER! SERENITY RAMS THE EDGE OF THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE GUT OF KIRK! THEN, SHE SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR TO HIS SPINE! BUT, SOLOMON IS GOING RIGHT AFTER SERENITY AS SHE LOOKS TO RAM THE STEEL CHAIR TO HIS GUT — BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO CATCH THE STEEL CHAIR! SERENITY’S EYES WIDEN IN CONCERN FOR HERSELF!
Deadprez: Solomon Stane snatches the steel chair from Serenity Valdez as he looks to swing the steel chair at her, bUT THE CHAIR CLANKS TO THE FLOOR AS SERENITY MANAGES TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY! SOLOMON IS HOLDING THE CHAIR AS SERENITY PROCEEDS TO JUMP FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER AS SOLOMON’S FACE COLLIDES TO THE CHAIR, CAUSING HIM TO RECOIL BACK! BUT, KIRK REDWOOD RUNS BEHIND HER AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING CUTTER AS SERENITY LIES AGAINST THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS! The two of them grab the two women and it seems like they’re going through the exit of the arena!
Gavin Kirkland: But, what’s with all of the rucks?!??!
Eve: IT’S MIKU SAKAI FROM THE TOP OF THE EXIT! SHE IS ON THE EDGE OF IT ALL AS SHE TURNS BACK AND NAILS AN ASAI MOONSAULT AS SHE LANDS ON BOTH MEMBERS OF THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES! :damn: Miku manages to take down both of these men! HIKARI KANNO APPEARS ON THE SCENE AS SHE PUSHES SOLOMON STANE AGAINST THE STAIRS HANDRAIL! BUT, HIKARI MANAGES TO GET HERSELF UP BEHIND HIM AS SHE FLIPS HERSELF BACK, FLIPPING SOLOMON ALONG WITH HER — ‘IDOL STAR DROP’ ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! MY LORD! :damn: Hikari goes for the cover!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRR—
Deadprez: KIRK REDWOOD BREAKS UP THE PIN JUST IN TIME FOR THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Miku Sakai runs after him as she executes a tilt-a-whirl on Kirk Redwood! Miku is spinning herself around as Kirk is spinning around along with her before she completes the tilt-a-whirl head scissors! But, Kirk looks like he’s a bit dizzy there, but Miku jumps right after him with a lou thesz press! Miku is unloading some punches on ‘Unkillable!’ She is slapping this man left and right across the face, giving him a piece of her mind! Miku with a battle cry as she manages to get herself up to her feet! Hikari Kanno manages to get a hold of Kirk Redwood as she takes him to his knees! HIKARI AND MIKU LOOK AT EACH OTHER AS THEY RUN TOWARDS KIRK WITH SIMULTANEOUS KNEE STRIKES! ONE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FRONT AND BACK OF HIS SKULL! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE THAT’S NOT ENOUGH AS THEY’RE LOOKING TO WRAP THINGS UP!
Eve: HIKARI KANNO IS GOING FOR THE INVERTED HAMMERLOCK LIFT AS KIRK REDWOOD IS FLIPPED INTO ‘CUCK KILLER’ — THE DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER BY MIKU! THAT IS WHAT IDOL-GUN CALLS ‘ONLYENDS’ AS MIKU LOOKS TO GO FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: BUT, MIKU SAKAI GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A STEEL CHAIR BEING THROWN TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! :damn: It’s The Devolution! The steel chair shot was thanks to Halsey Neel as Hikari Kanno goes racing to the defense of her tag team partner! But, Serenity Valdez catches Hikari and takes her back with a saito suplex! Now, it seems like The Devolution is turning their focus to Hikari Kanno! The two women grab the former Hardcore Champion and take her through the tunnel and backstage.
(While they get cameras backstage, The Off-Brand Amphetamines are starting to find themselves back to their feet as they turn their eyes on Miku Sakai, who is recovering from the steel chair shot.)
Eve: It’s almost like it was sent by the god that Solomon Stane likes to talk to, but Miku Sakai is vulnerable and all alone. If you’re just tuning in with all of us, The Devolution just took Hikari Kanno through the tunnel. We’re still in the process of getting cameras where they’re headed —
(Finally, we get some cameras within the concessions area where there is already a group of EAW fans watching the entire thing go down.)
Deadprez: Now, since there’s two different altercations happening, we are going to do our best to go back-and-forth and provide a split screen for them happening at the titantron. EAW viewers at home will be able to see what’s happening in the concessions arena on the tiny screen part of their television. Now, we see The Devolution who have done a great job with isolating Hikari! Serenity Valdez gets Hikari and points her to the concession stand! Serenity slams Hikari on the edge of the counter as she manages to collapse down! Serenity places Hikari on top of the counter as Halsey Neel manages to wrap that steel chain around her hand, making a fist as she begins to punch Hikari’s head!
Gavin Kirkland: I think that she just busted Hikari Kanno’s skull open! :yikes: While Halsey Neel continues to bust Hikari’s skull open, Serenity Valdez is looking around the concession stand, looking to see what she can use as a weapon! She looks at the refrigerator and looks at all of that Pilsner, one of Germany’s top beers! Serenity gets one of the bottles of beer and slams it open against the counter, the glass shattering everything as she raises the bottle up and drinks it —
Eve: SHE JUST SPAT THE BEER ON HIKARI KANNO! NOW, THE GERMAN EAW FANS ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT! THAT’S A FAVORITE BEER OF OUR BELOVED GERMAN EAW FANS! SHE GETS THAT SAME BOTTLE AND PROCEEDS TO POOR THE REST OF THE BEER ON HIKARI! THEN, SHE HANDS HALSEY NEEL A BOTTLE AS SHE SLAMS IT OPEN! JUST LIKE WITH SERENITY, THAT BEER’S NECK IS SHATTERED AS SHE STABS IT ON THE FOREHEAD OF THE FORMER HARDCORE CHAMPION! NOW, HIKARI SHOULD BE USED TO THIS TYPE OF WRESTLING! SERENITY IS HOLDING HIKARI DOWN AS HALSEY PROCEEDS TO JAM THE GLASS TO HER FOREHEAD! BUT, WAIT, CAN WE PAN BACK TO WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE EAW UNIVERSE?
(The camera pans back to the EAW Universe where The Off-Brand Amphetamines have circled Miku Sakai, who feels herself being backed against the barricade.)
Deadprez: Miku Sakai looks to flip herself over the barricade and back to ringside, but Solomon Stane manages to get a hold of her waist, pulling her away from there! Solomon has Miku in a bear hug position as Miku is trying to punch her way out of the grasp! BUT, SOLOMON APPLIES PRESSURE ONTO THE BEAR HUG! SOLOMON MANAGES TO DROP HER AS KIRK REDWOOD CONNECTS WITH THE NECK BREAKER AS MIKU IS SENT DOWN ON THE CONCRETE! SHE IS CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HER NECK IN PAIN! THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES EACH GRAB A SIDE OF THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION AND KIRK GETS MIKU IN POSITION FOR A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX, TAKING HER BACK AS MIKU FINDS HERSELF IN POSITION IN A SPEAR FROM SOLOMON! SOLOMON WITH THE COVER! THERE’S NO HIKARI OR THE DEVOLUTION IN SIGHT!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI WITH A KICK OUT! The Off-Brand Amphetamines begin to stomp on the weakened body of Miku! I have no clue how Miku will be able to stand with these two men putting all of their weight and pressure onto her! Both Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood look at each other with those evil grins on their faces! They know exactly what they are going to need to do to secure this match for themselves! Now, it seems like they’re going for a dual powerbomb on Miku! They REALLY want to take down this poor woman! But, Solomon stops as he looks at Kirk before looking at the top of the stairs! Those are the stairs that are taken to get to the upper level seats of the arena and I think that they’re planning to powerbomb Miku and send her crashing to those stairs! Now, this could potentially paralyze her! :lupe:
Eve: Oh god, where is Hikari Kanno when you need her? It was pretty darn intelligent for The Devolution to take Hikari away from Miku Sakai! Separate these two best friends from each other! Let Miku fend for herself against The Off-Brand Amphetamines! Solomon has Miku on one shoulder as the two of them climb up the stairs! This could potentially end Miku Sakai’s career! I don’t know if I can look at this!
Deadprez: The Off-Brand Amphetamines make it to the top of the stairs and manage to get her into a powerbomb position up high!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT, MIKU SAKAI MANAGES TO JUMP BEHIND THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES! SOLOMON STANE AND KIRK REDWOOD TURN THEMSELVES AROUND AS MIKU CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK AS SHE MANAGES TO TAKE KIRK REDWOOD BACK! SHE THROWS A PUNCH TO SOLOMON STANE! KIRK GOES RIGHT AFTER MIKU, BUT MIKU THROWS A BACK KICK! SOLOMON GRABS HER BY THE THROAT AS HE LIFTS HER UP! THIS MAN IS GOING TO CHOKESLAM HER AS HE DROPS HER ON THE HAND RAILING! NOT CRASHING DOWN, AT LEAST, BUT THIS CAN NOT LOOK PRETTY! SHE COLLAPSES DOWN, CRYING OUT IN PAIN! AS KIRK GRABS MIKU BY HER MESSED UP PIGTAILS, KIRK IS TRASH TALKING TO HER!
Eve: But, MIKU SAKAI SPITS IN THE FACE OF KIRK REDWOOD! :damn:
Deadprez: But, it seems like that was a mistake on her part as Kirk Redwood grabs Miku Sakai and gets her into position! He has her in position for the tombstone! BUT, LOOK AT THIS, HE IS CARRYING MIKU DOWN THE STEPS AND HONESTLY, THIS IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE AS HE PROCEEDS TO RING DOWN THE LAST COUPLE OF STEPS, LEAPING DOWN WITH THE ‘DOWN TO HELL’ — BUT WHAT IN THE HELL!??!?!
Gavin Kirkland: Kirk Redwood releases Miku Sakai as he is holding his crown jewels. :lupe: Meanwhile, as you look at Miku Sakai who is trying to get the taste out of her mouth —
Eve: — Did Miku Sakai just bite Kirk Redwood in the —
Deadprez: Oh my lord, I did not think that Miku Sakai would counter it like that. Both members of The Off-Brand Amphetamines are in shock of what just happened! Kirk is holding his little generals, trying to explain what just happened as Miku Sakai manages to take both members of The Off-Brand Amphetamines with a clothesline! Then, she gets Solomon before chopping him in the chest! Solomon returns the favor by chopping her in the chest! Miku with another chop! BUT, KIRK LOOKS TO RETURN THE FAVOR BY GRABBING MIKU IN THE CROTCH, TRYING TO TAKE HER BACK WITH A CROTCH SUPLEX! BUT, MIKU DELIVERS AN ELBOW TO KIRK’S FACE! SOLOMON USES THE DISTRACTION BY PLACING MIKU ON HIS SHOULDERS — ‘SANITY’S SAKE!’
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MIKU SAKAI WITH A ‘CAT SCRATCH FEVER’ AS SHE PROCEEDS TO CLAW SOLOMON STANE’S EYES! MIKU SLIDES BEHIND SOLOMON AS SHE SHOVES HIM INTO KIRK REDWOOD! KIRK REDWOOD INTO THE HANDRAIL! KIRK TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS MIKU CONNECTS WITH THE ‘CUCK KILLER’! SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION TO SOLOMON, WHO TRIED TO CATCH HER SURPRISE AND CONNECTS WITH A ‘CUCK KILLER’ ONCE MORE! BUT, BOTH MEMBERS OF THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES FIND THEIR WAY TO THEIR FEET! MIKU RUNS TO THE PILE OF CHAIRS THAT KIRK MADE EARLIER ON IN THE MATCH! THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES MANAGE TO GRAB HER BY THE ARM AND LOOK TO LIFT HER UP WITH A BACK SUPLEX — BUT, MIKU MANAGES TO WRAP HER ARMS BEHIND THE NECK OF BOTH KIRK AND SOLOMON —
Eve: ‘DEATH NOTE’ — THE ASAI DDT TO THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES AS BOTH OF THEM LAND ON THE PILE OF CHAIRS! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: This crowd is electric! Miku Sakai is taking a second to recover! She needs to go for a pin here! Victory is so close to her! But, Miku’s attention turns from The Off-Brand Amphetamines as she goes to the titantron!
(The titantron begins to show The Devolution who look to be ending things with Hikari Kanno. Hikari looks exhausted, trying to keep up, but finds herself a victim of the number’s game. At this point, Miku doesn’t care about getting the cover on The Off-Brand Amphetamines. She just wants to get to Hikari. Miku begins to go through the tunnel in search of Hikari.)
Gavin Kirkland: Now, we have our cameras set on The Devolution as Halsey Neel and Serenity Valdez are looking towards the merch area as they are completely destroying the arena! Serenity cackles when she finds something…
(Serenity Valdez holds up a t-shirt with the IDOL-GUN logo on front of it. The crowd is cheering as Serenity is mocking their cheering and praise.)
Eve: SERENITY VALDEZ SHOVES THE IDOL-GUN T-SHIRT INTO THE MOUTH OF HIKARI KANNO! Halsey Neel gets Hikari Kanno in an electric chair position! Now, Halsey is looking to use one of the ladders that were used to fix the lighting and what not. Serenity is going to leap off the ten foot ladder as — ‘SOFT WHISPER!’ SERENITY LEAPS OFF THE LADDER AND CONNECTS WITH THE MUSHROOM STOMP ON HIKARI’S FACE OFF OF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! I THINK THAT THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR HIKARI! SERENITY WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: MIKU SAKAI SCREAMS AS SHE MANAGES TO WHIP HALSEY NEEL’S CHAINS ONTO THE SPINE OF THE EMPRESS OF ELITE! THIS IS HOW MIKU MANAGES TO BREAK UP THE COUNT AND SAVE HIKARI KANNO! HALSEY GOES RIGHT AFTER MIKU, BUT MIKU CONNECTS WITH THAT CHAIN TO THE GUT OF ‘THE SHARPSHOOTER!’ Miku is going onto Hikari, who is trying to stay awake! Miku is slightly slapping each side of Hikari’s face, trying to keep her awake! She tries to get Hikari up, but Hikari is out thanks to ‘Soft Whisper.’ I have no idea how she’s even standing up right now!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku Sakai wraps the chain around the fist of Hikari Kanno, trying to find some way for her to regain enough consciousness to end this match! Hikari slightly clutches onto the fist as she looks down on The Devolution, who are starting to find their way up to their feet! HIKARI SEES THAT SERENITY IS UP TO HER FEET FIRST AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A LIVER PUNCH AS THAT CAUSES SERENITY TO FALL TO HER KNEE! SHE THEN CONNECTS WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES TO THE EMPRESS OF ELITE! MIKU SAKAI GRABS HALSEY AND THROWS HER HEAD THROUGH THE LADDER! THE LADDER GOES SHUT BEFORE COLLAPSING DOWN! NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE HIKARI IS GETTING SERENITY INTO POSITION FOR ‘BRIGHTSTAR’ ON THE LADDER!
Eve: Hikari Kanno collapses to the ground, almost like that took all the energy for her to do! Miku Sakai looks at her partner, knowing that if there is a time to end this match, it has to be here! Hikari goes to lift up Serenity Valdez in an inverted hammerlock lift as Miku tries to prepare for the ‘Cuck Killer’ —
Deadprez: WHAT IN THE HELL?!??! JON KELTON JUST CONNECTED WITH A ‘ONE HIT WONDER’ — THE RUNNING SUPERKICK TO MIKU SAKAI! MIKU SAKAI IS SUPERKICKED INTO THE CLUTCHES OF PANDORA PAISLEY! THESE TWO HAVE TITLE MATCHES LATER TONIGHT! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE THEY EVEN HERE?!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: The Devolution is always looking out for one another! Pandora Paisley has Miku Sakai into — no! Hikari Kanno is doing her best to stop Pandora Paisley from doing whatever she’s planning to do! My hellcat is looking so devious, it’s so delicious! 😮💨 But, she has her eyes towards the ladder that no longer has anyone on it! SHE GETS MIKU AND TAKES HER FORWARD WITH ‘CATASTROPHE’! MIKU’S SKULL COLLIDES WITH THAT LADDER AS SHE’S TAKEN OUT! Now, it seems like all members of The Devolution are looking at Hikari Kanno! Hikari finds herself to her knees, trying to find the will and power to continue on for herself! BUT, JON KELTON TAKES THAT NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP AND SLAMS IT TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL!
Eve: Hikari Kanno falls forward as Halsey Neel reaches over to get her chain that was her weapon of choice going into the match and unwraps it from Hikari’s fist as she throws it to Pandora Paisley! Oh god, no! Not like this!
Deadprez: PANDORA PAISLEY IS TAKING THAT CHAIN AND WRAPPING AROUND MIKU SAKAI’S THROAT AS SHE PULLS ON THE REMAINING STRAND OF THE CHAIN! THIS IS ALMOST SHADES OF WHAT MINERVA DID WITH ADAM LUCAS AT LAST YEAR’S ‘ANARCHY IN THE ARENA’ AS SHE LITERALLY DRAGS MIKU SAKAI AWAY FROM HIKARI KANNO! MIKU IS SCREAMING, TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOLD AS PANDORA IS HOLDING ONTO THAT CHAIN FOR DEAR LIFE! Miku is looking at Hikari who finds herself in the clutches of Halsey Neel and Serenity Valdez! THEY DROP HER TO HER KNEES AS SERENITY RUNS AFTER HIKARI, NAILING HER WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI ON HIKARI INTO A BEAUTIFUL HIGH-ANGLE SUPERKICK ON HIKARI, KNOCKING THE POOR GIRL UNCONSCIOUS MORE THAN NEEDED! THEY CALL THIS MOVE ‘CONUNDRUM.’ HALSEY DRAPES HER ENTIRE BODY ON HIKARI AS SERENITY GETS TO MIKU’S LEVEL AND PROCEEDS TO LAUGH AT HER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI IS TRYING TO FIGHT HER ENTIRE BODY TO NOT BE CHOKED AS SHE WANTS TO BASH SERENITY VALDEZ’ HEAD IN! MIKU IS TRYING TO REACH TO BREAK UP THE PIN AS SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF FORWARD, THE CHAIN STILL WRAPPED AROUND HER NECK!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: MIKU SAKAI’S BODY JUST GAVE OUT! SHE CAN’T BREAK UP THE COVER! THE DEVOLUTION WINS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Master of Puppets’ begins to play once more inside the arena as Halsey Neel begins to get off of Hikari Kanno as she finds her way into a seated position. Serenity Valdez races to help Halsey up to her feet as Pandora Paisley releases the chain as Miku has stopped moving completely. Jon Kelton grabs his championship as he celebrates with the rest of the members of The Devolution.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH…THE TEAM OF HALSEY NEEL AND THE EMPRESS OF ELITE, SERENITY VALDEZ….THE DEVOLUTION!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The Devolution survive this ‘Falls Count Anywhere’ against The Off-Brand Amphetamines and IDOL-GUN! This was totally crazy and chaotic! We knew that this match would take place in insane parts of the stadium, but I was not expecting for the entire thing to go down the way it did with the rest of the members of The Devolution getting themselves involved!
(The camera pans to IDOL-GUN who are unconscious and finding themselves being checked on by the referees, who begin to call for the medical team. It goes back to the arena where The Off-Brand Amphetamines are being helped up by the other set of referee’s and headed to the back. Both of them were clearly disappointed and exhausted.)
Gavin Kirkland: Excellent performances from The Off-Brand Amphetamines who delivered against these two female teams! Like, it’s not easy to handle women like them, but these two were brilliant in spotting Miku Sakai alone and without Hikari and honestly, I thought they would have been the first ones to get the pin fall instead of The Devolution, but Miku’s ability to push through is amazing!
Eve: Hikari Kanno found herself, trying to fight Serenity Valdez and Halsey Neel, who have proven to be tough members of The Devolution! Hikari and Miku showed a lot of fantastic tandem! Hikari tried to find the strength to bounce back with the ‘BRIGHTSTAR,’ but when Jon Kelton and Pandora Paisley got involved, she just couldn’t take the numbers game! Even Miku tried to get to Hikari on time, but when you’re being choked and pulled by a chain, I can’t imagine being able to stay awake long enough. Miku just didn’t have the fight within her anymore.
Deadprez: The Devolution stand tall in this ‘Falls Count Anywhere’ and continue their dominance around the Showdown brand! Who is going to stop them!??!
(The last shot was of The Devolution standing tall. Jon Kelton and Pandora Paisley raising Serenity Valdez and Halsey Neel’s hands in victory.)
(A commercial is shown for Jake Smith’s new book “Jokes & Tomfoolery”, learn how to make your return very unserious today! Also included is a sneak peak at his next endeavor, “How To Not Be A Piece Of Shit In The Workplace”.)
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Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
GIna Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘Exhibit C’ by Jay Electronica plays as the crowd gives a huge ovation for PJ Hendrx who walks out and scans the crowd, taking a huge deep breath soaking in the moment before hyping himself up and making his way down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER ….FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA…WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS…”PHANTOM”…P…J…..HEENDRRXXXX!!!!
Eve: Just look at the look on PJ’s face here tonight. You can tell he’s hungry to get back to the mountaintop of being a champion here again. He’s done it before and as he’s said, it’s been long enough and he’s ready to take down Jon Kelton here tonight. This issue has been brewing for a long time and he looks to end it tonight by becoming the new National Elite Champion, a champion everybody can be proud of in his words.
(♪All our times have come
Here but now they’re gone..
Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, or the sun, or the rain♪)
(‘(Dont Fear) The Reaper’ by Blue Oyster Cult plays as the crowd begins to boo Jon Kelton, who walks out onto the stage with the National Elite Championship around his waist. He soaks in the negative reaction while giving off that cocky smile while entering the ring.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT…..REPRESENTING THE DEVOLUTION…FROM DALLAS, TEXAS…WEIGHING IN AT 207 POUNDS…HE IS THE REIGNING EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…”THE DEVIL OF DEVOLUTION”….JOOONNNN KEELLTTOONNN!!!
Eve: We saw Kelton in the opening match as he alongside Pandora Paisley helped Devolution get a victory in the three-way tag team match. The night is already off to a great start and with this match and Pandora’s against the Specialists Champion Milli Banks later, they look to only add to that.
Deadprez: A man with a lot to prove despite being a multi time champion and current National Elite Champion, and it’s been pointed out by PJ especially. He looks to prove he’s a dominant champion with or without Devolution around and looks to finally put an end to this PJ Hendrx problem and continue on his impressive reign so far.
Gavin Kirkland: You can at least bring Pandora out here man. :noah:
(The referee shows the title to both men before he holds the National Elite Championship up high before calling for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: And this championship match between PJ and Jon is underway as they both circle the ring just staring at the other. This honestly should be a hard hitting title match between these two as they both now step towards each other in the center of the ring holding their right hands up looking for a little test of strength to start the match. They lock hands for a brief moment but quickly back up and circle the ring just waiting on the other to make the first move. After several moments, the two finally lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! It seems to be a struggle for a moment or two before PJ manages to gain control over him and get him in a side headlock before flipping him forward on his back, but then Jon uses his legs to clip the head causing her to let go as they race back up to their feet and he charges at him with a full head of steam – BUT HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG BEFORE PUTTING HIM IN A SLEEPER HOLD! PJ is supplying as much pressure as he can as Jon is trying his best to get back to a vertical base.
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton manages to get up to a knee and then drives his elbow into the midsection of Kelton repeatedly before delivering a Side Suplex!
Jon Kelton: (Off-Mic) You’ve got nothing on me.
Eve: Kelton doing a little monologuing in the opening minute of this match as he now runs off the ropes…. BUT PJ POPS BACK UP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ELEVATED HIP TOSS AS JON ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE LOOKING TO RECOLLECT HIMSELF! I think that might have caught him a little bit off guard there.
Deadprez: The champion rolls to the outside…BUT LOOK OUT!! I DON’T THINK HE WAS EXPECTING THIS EITHER AS PJ RUNS AND TAKES HIM OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE DRIVING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! PJ looks to capitalize and keep the momentum going for himself as he runs up and begins driving his fist into his face before bouncing him face first off the barricade!
Gavin Kirkland: PJ looking to inflict a lot of punishment early on as he now quickly tosses Kelton back into the ring and hops up on the apron and begins to measure him up and he stands up and turns around…AND PJ SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD FLIPPING SENTON! Kelton stands back up quickly and falls back into the corner…AND HERE COMES PJ WHO RUNS AND DELIVERS THE BICYCLE KICK!! PJ is on absolute fire as he brings him back to the middle of the ring.
Eve: PJ brings him back to the center of the ring and hooks both of the arms from behind…THE BUTTERFLY SUPLEX BEFORE PJ DRAPES OVER HIM FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton gets the shoulder up and PJ doesn’t waste any time in going back on the attack mounting over him and repeatedly driving his forearm into his face as Kelton tries his best to cover up but it’s having little to no effect. PJ now picks him up by the head, but Kelton begins to fight back as he delivers several shots to the ribs before hitting a European uppercut that drives PJ back a few feet. PJ then runs full speed at Kelton, but Kelton counters with a FLAPJACK as PJ lands face first on the top turnbuckle!
Deadprez: Kelton doesn’t waste any time looking to take advantage of this window of opportunity running up behind PJ and hits a SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! PJ landed hard on the back of the head as Kelton stands up, shaking the cobwebs from that Bicycle Kick and refocusing his attention on him.
Eve: PJ stands up holding his head in pain and here’s Kelton who delivers a stiff right hand to the face, and then another one as PJ falls back into the corner! Kelton then runs and DRIVES both knees into his chest before following it up with a MONKEY FLIP toward the center of the ring- But PJ lands on his feet! Kelton stands up and turns around before walking right into an Enzuigiri kick to the side of the head as he falls back into the corner now. Momentum is just shifting back and forth between these two incredible athletes making the other earn everything they have gotten so far.
Deadprez: PJ right away approaches him in the corner and it’s him up on the top turnbuckle and this can’t be good oid as he goes up with him – AND HE TRIES GOING FOR THE SUPERPLEX!! BUT THE CHAMPION IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT OUT IF THIS WITH SHOTS TO THE RIBCAGE AND NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS ON THAT TOP ROPE BATTLING FOR CONTROL OVER THE OTHER… AND A THUMB TO THE EYE FROM KELTON! Referee didn’t see that as Kelton looks to take advantage now…
Eve: HE LEAPS OVER AND HITS A CANADIAN DESTROYER FROM THE TOP ROPE ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!!! :damn: :damn:
(Instant replay of the avalanche Canadian Destroyer from the top to the outside.)
Gavin Kirkland: That honestly just made me cringe with how both of them landed after that. PJ isn’t moving an inch now as he just got his head completely spiked into that mat, but it looks like Kelton did some damage to himself there with how he landed as he holds his ankle in some pain. Both men are down on the outside in some pain as Kelton uses the ring apron to stand up and gingerly hops on that shaken up ankle picking up the lifeless PJ Hendrx rolling him back in the ring looking to take advantage of the damage he just inflicted on PJ before slowly sliding in and hooking the leg for the cover to retain the title!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: HOW DID PJ GET THE SHOULDER UP?! PJ Hendrx stays alive somehow and Kelton hops up on that hurt ankle and looks to get PJ up…BUT PJ OUT OF NOWHERE PICKS THE BAD ANKLE AND PUTS HIM IN AN ANKLE LOCK AS KELTON BEGINS TO SCREAM IN PAIN TRYING HIS BEST TO REACH OUT FOR THAT BOTTOM ROPE!!
Deadprez: BUT PJ DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST TWISTING AND CRACKING THAT ANKLE!! Kelton is screaming with nowhere to go it looks like….BUT HE BEGINS TO CRAWL AND DRAG HIS WAY TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE AND HERE’S INCHES AWAY FROM IT….BUT PJ DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TA –
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KELTON ROLLS THROUGH SENDING PJ FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE RUNNING UP AND ROLLING HIM UP FROM BEHIND – BUT THEN IT’S PJ WHO ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET AND DELIVERS A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF KELTON ON HIS KNEES!!
Eve: Both these men just playing chess with the other making each other earn every inch they’ve gotten. And now PJ looks to keep this wave of momentum going in his favor as Kekton looks to have zero clue on where he is right now and he runs over to the corner and ascends up the top rope…”CATCH YOUR BREATH!!” THE PICTURE PERFECT PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS ON KELTON AS PJ HOOKS THE LEG!! ARE WE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMPION RIGHT NOW?!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: NO WE’RE NOT! KELTON SURVIVES AND GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!! A tiny bit of frustration starts to set in on PJ as he looks over to the corner again and goes up top again…..AND GOES FOR “CATCH YOUR BREATH” FOR A SECOND TIME – BUT NOBODY HOME!! PJ took a risk there and crashes and burns this time as Kelton moved out of the way with a split second to spare and we’re back at square one between these two again.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! 👏 👏 👏
Eve: Indeed it is as these guys are putting it all on the line for that National Elite title. Jon doesn’t waste any time going back on the attack as he stands up and slowly begins stomping away at the body of PJ before thinking of his next move. Jon looks to the ropes and runs springboarding off the second rope going for the lionsault –
Gavin Kirkland: BUT PJ GOT THE KNEES UP!! PJ GOT THE KNEES UP JUST IN TIME AND UH OH…HE STANDS AND RUNS AND DELIVERS A TILT-A-WHIRL ARM DRAG THAT CAUSES KELTON TO FALL OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE…AND PJ RUNS OFF THE ROPES GOING FOR THE TOPE CON HILO OVER THE TOP ROPE – BUT KELTON MOVES AS PJ OVERSHOT IT AND LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE EDGE OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE DESK!!! :damn:
Eve: PJ is a sitting duck hanging upside down on the announce desk – AND KELTON HITS THE “ONE HIT WONDER” SUPERKICK TO THE FACE AS PJ DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR OFF THE DESK! KELTON PICKS HIM UP AND TOSSES HIM BACK INSIDE BEIRE SLIDING BACK IN AND STALKS HIM FROM BEHIND AS HE STIRS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND –
Deadprez: AND A SECOND “ONE HIT WONDER”!! THE SUPERKICK AGAIN THAT TAKES OUT PJ AS KELTON DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM FOR ANOTHER COVER!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: PJ STAYS ALIVE AT TWO AGAIN! Kelton shakes his head in a bit of frustration but not for long as hecstands up and begins to stalks PJ once more as he slowly stirs back up to his feet…AND KELTON GETS HIM IN POSITION BY HOOKING BOTH OF THE ARMS TO DELIVER “EGO TRIP” –
Eve: BUT PJ REFUSES TO LET IT HAPPEN AS HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK AS HE DRIVES KELTON BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER! Shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust from PJ now before delivering a hip toss from the corner! PJ falls back into the ropes to keep his balance as he regains a little bit of his energy back. He runs up behind Kelton now and runs him chest first into the corner before trying to roll him up, but Kekton held on to the turnbuckle as PJ rolls through back to his feet and here comes Kelton charging at him with a full head of steam looking for “One Hit Wonder” again….
Deadprez: BUT PJ DUCKS IT BEFORE JUMPING UP AND DELIVERING A BACKSTABBER!! PJ IMMEDIATELY GETS HIM UP AND PICKS HIM UP IN THE INVERTED FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND DELIVERS “HURRICANE!!!” THE INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS AS PJ FLIPS HIM ON HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: KELTON KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF!! WOW! What a flurry that was from PJ but Kelton managed to survive it and save his title reign at least for the moment as PJ thinks of what to do next in order to put Kelton down for good in this match. PJ scoots over and pulls himself up in the corner and is almost begging for Kelton to stand back up to his feet. Kelton is up AND PJ RUNS GOING FOR HIS “TELEKINESIS” SPEAR –
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!! KELTON CATCHES HIM IN MID SPEAR WITH “ETHER!!!” THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN OUT OF NOWHERE ON PJ NOW AS HE’S IN A PANIC TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS, BUT ISN’T HAVING MUCH LUCK IN DOING SO AS HE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE!!! PJ HENDRX MAY JUST END UP PASSING OUT HERE!
Eve: THE REFEREE DROPS PJ’S HAND!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE DROPS HIS HAND FOR A SECOND TIME! One more time and Kelton retains the title –
Eve: BUT PJ DOESN’T LET IT DROP!! KELTON IS TRYING TO APPLY MORE PRESSURE BUT KELTON PICKS HIM UP AND THEN DROPS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHICH CAUSES KELTON TO LET GO OF HIS HEAD AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE MORE!
Gavin Kirkland: What a battle this has been between two unbelievable athletes so far as they are throwing everything out there for the right to be called the National Elite Champion and now it’s just the question of who wants it more. Both of them crawl to opposite ends of the ring before standing up and turning around to face each other…AND A RIGHT HAND FROM PJ! AND KELTON RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK BACK AND FORTH UNTIL…AN ENZIGURI FROM KELTON….BUT THEN PJ RESPONDS WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF HIS OWN!!! AND NOW PJ RUNS OFF THE ROPES –
Eve: PJ GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK, BUT KELTON DUCKED IT AND THEN PULLS HIM IN AND GOES FOR “EGO TRIP”….BUT AGAIN PJ ESCAPES AS HE SPINS OUT OF IT BEFORE PULLING KELTON IN FOR A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE ACROSS THE BRIDGE!!! PJ MIGHT HAVE KELTON EXACTLY WHERE HE WANTS HIM AS HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES….
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE HITS “TELEKINESIS!!!” THE SPEAR ALMOST SLICES KELTON IN HALF AS HE CRAWLS BACK OVER SEVERAL SECONDS LATER AND HOOKS THE LEG!! WE’RE ABOUT TO CROWN A NEW CHAMPION!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
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Deadprez: NO WE’RE NOT! NOT YET ANYWAY AS THE REFEREE SPOTS KELTON’S FOOT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! PJ is in absolute shock as are all of us. I’m not sure if it was ring awareness or just our luck but it got the job done in saving his title and now the reality sets in on PJ that there’s still more work to be done.
Gavin Kirkland: AND UH OH, PJ GRABS HIS LEGS AND TRIES TO TURN HIM OVER ON HIS STOMACH…I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS – HE’S TRYING TO PUT HIM IN HIS “PHANTOM’S LOST CRY” INVERTED SHARPSHOOTER, BUT CAN HE TURN HIM OVER??? KELTON IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT AGAINST IT –
Eve: KELTON GRABS AHOLD OF HOM AND PUTS HIM IN AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: DID HE GET HIM?!? My God how close that was as they both race up to their feet and run at one another at the same time as Kelton goes for the clothesline but PJ ducks before running and springboarding off the second rope…BUT KELTON DELIVERS “ONE HIT WONDER” IN MID AIR!!! OH MY GOD AND NOW HE DRAPES HIMSELF OVER PJ FOR THE COVER TO RETAIN THE TITLE!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!
Eve: WHAT?!? PJ HENDRX SURVIVES! HENDRX KICKED OUT AT TWO AND THE FRUSTRATION IS NOW STARTING TO REALLY SET IN ON KELTON! Kelton now rolls under the bottom rope and begins to ascend up to the top rope. I think Kelton is looking for the exclamation point on this title defense as he balances himself up high looking down at the motionless body of PJ….AND KELTON LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP AND GOES FOR A FROG SPLASH –
Deadprez: PJ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, BUT KELTON SAW IT COMING AS HE ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET AND HERE COMES PJ….AND KELTON DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!! I think Kelton set a trap and PJ fell right into it and now PJ has nowhere to go trapped in that crossface, but how much energy does he have left in order to get out of this?!
Gavin Kirkland: PJ REVERSES THE CROSSFACE FLIPPING KELTON ON HIS BACK FOR THE PIN!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: OH MY!! KELTON HAD TO LET GO OF THE CROSSFACE TO SAVE HIMSELF THERE AS KELTON STANDS AND RUNS LOOKING TO DRIVE THE KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF PJ’S HEAD…BUT PJ SIDESTEPS IT AND HAS A BACKSLIDE PIN ON KELTON!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: KELTON KICKS OUT AND ROLLS THROUGH BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND DELIVERS A SOCCER STYLE KICK TO THE FACE!!! KELTON IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM IN HOOKING BOTH OF THE SRMS…”EGO TRIP!!!” THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT PLANTS PJ’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE MAT AS KELTON FLIPS HIM ON HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: OH MY LORD PJ AGAIN KICKS OUT AND KELTON IS POUNDING THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION AT THIS POINT! After several moments now he slowly picks up what is almost the dead weight of PJ…BUT PJ SLAPS HIS HANDS AWAY AND HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN NOW!!! We’re back at square one with both of them down yet again and man what a war this has been between these two warriors.
Deadprez: PJ bought himself some time to recover as he slowly takes his time before pulling himself to his feet using the ropes and sees Kelton stirring not having a clue on where he’s at – the crowd is feeling it pumped up knowing what’s about to happen next AND PJ RUNS OFF THE ROPES LOOKING FOR HIS “TELEKINESIS” SPEAR –
Eve: BUT KELTON SIDESTEPS AT THE LAST SECOND SENDING PJ SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! PJ MIGHT BE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE…
Gavin Kirkland: AS PJ PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER AND TURNS AROUND – ONLY TO BE HIT BY “FINAL ATONEMENT!!” PJ MISSED HIS SPEAR ONLY FOR KELTON TO CONNECT WITH HIS AS HE FALLS ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH TO PUT HIM AWAY?!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘ (Dont Fear) The Reaper ‘ by Blue Oyster Cult ) plays as Jon Kelton slowly stands up and gets his hand raised in victory as he is handed his National Elite Championship. The crowd surely doesn’t like it
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND STILLLLLL THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…..JOONNN KEELLTTOOONNNN!!!
Deadprez: An absolutely amazing match that could have gone either way. Kelton picks up the huge victory here tonight against PJ Hendrx who threw everything he possibly could to win the title but it just wasn’t enough. Both men should be proud of what they accomplished.
Gavin Kirkland: I think it’s safe to say Kelton has more than proved himself as worthy of holding that titl –
Eve: WHAT THE?!
Deadprez: THAT’S VEENA ADAMS!!! VEENA JUST ATTACKED JON KELTON FROM BEHIND AND IS STOMPING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!
Eve: VEENA QUICKLY GOES UP TOP…AND SHE HITS HIM WITH “FATAL VOW”!!! SHE DRIVES THE FEET INTO HIS HEART!!
(Veena picks up the National Elite Championship and looks at it before looking down at Jon.)
Veena Adams: (Off-Mic) I was robbed of my title at Pain for Pride and you KNOW it. Having the audacity to walk around here calling yourself a champion. I’m coming to get it BACK.
(Veena tosses the title across his chest before scattering out the ring and into the crowd as Pandora, Halsey, and Serenity rush the ring. She smiles at what she has just done.)
Eve: Well you heard her, the former champion is coming for Jon Kelton!
(The last shot seen is Devolution checking on a pissed off Jon Kelton as Territorial Invasion fades to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for Professional Dickriding Licenses featuring Ronan Malosi.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR… ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: AND IS FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“Just Stop” by Disturbed plays, and gets a negative reaction from fans, not that Pandora cares as she cockily struts down to the ring, taking time to jaw jack with the fans, but ultimately, you can tell she’s focused on the task ahead, which is taking the Specialists Championship away from Milli.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Residing out of Santa Monica, California, weighing in at 126 pounds…SHE IS THE HELLCAT…PANDORA PAISLEY!!
Stew-O: Pandora Paisley isn’t a competitor with a list of accomplishments in Elite Answers Wrestling, at least not yet. Tonight, she has the opportunity to change that.
Flannery McCoy: You’re right. Tonight, Pandora can climb the ladder of success here.
Jake Mercer: But there is one person, there is one woman that stands in her way of doing so.
(‘Changed It’ by Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne. blares throughout the arena, receiving a positive reaction from fans. Milli has the Specialists Championship around her waist, and holds on it high while locking eyes with Pandora in the ring. Milli begins strutting down the ramp, rapping along to her song, and overall oozing confidence herself.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent! Hailing out of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 135 pounds…SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…THE SUPERNOVA…MILLI BANKS!!
Stew-O: And as Stephie said, her name is Milli Banks!
Flannery McCoy: Milli is confident, but make no mistake, this woman can certainly back it up.
Jake Mercer: But can she defend against this very formidable challenge in Pandora, who is hungry for her first taste of the gold tonight!
(Milli enters the ring, and raises the championship up in Pandora’s face. Afterwards, ‘Changed It’, and Milli backs herself into the opposite corner to Pandora, handing her title off to the referee, who raises it high, signifying what this match is all about.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung, and we are underway. Pandora Paisley! Milli Banks! Specialists Championship on the line! Both competitors circle one another, and engage in a collar and elbow tie-up, center of the ring. Milli begins to back Pandora Paisley in the corner, but Pandora shifts the momentum, pinning Milli Banks up against the turnbuckles instead.
Flannery McCoy: Milli quickly shifts the momentum herself, swapping places with Pandora, pinning her in the corner now. But Pandora decides to stick her torso through the middle rope, and demands the referee intervene with a five count, which he does!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE—
Stew-O: The referee manages to pry Milli away from Pandora, who comes out the corner once finding separation created between herself and Milli. Again, both women circle one another, looks were going to see another collar and elbow tie-up between the duo. Pandora performs a go behind on Milli, and sends her to the canvas with a rear waistlock takedown!
Flannery McCoy: Pandora tries for a grounded front facelock, but Milli twirls out of it, and grabs Paisley in a grounded front facelock now as both competitors make it to a knee. Pandora powers to a vertical base, and backs Milli up against the corner, causing the referee to intervene once again with a five count.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TW-
Jake Mercer: Milli releases the front facelock, allowing Pandora to back away before both women begin circling each other once more. This time, a test of strength takes place in the center of the ring, both women pressed against each other shoulder to shoulder, but Pandora manages to slip behind Milli for a rear waistlock. Milli counters with a go behind, placing Pandora in the rear waistlock, and attempting to squeeze the life out of her with that reverse bearhug.
Stew-O: Pandora starts prying Milli’s hands apart, slowly breaking her grip, and isolates Milli’s arm for an arm wringer-
Milli Banks: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1152505450722492506/image0.gif
Flannery McCoy: :roman: Wow! Milli Banks shows off her athletic background there with a headspring, which I think even stunned Pandora, who did not expect a counter like that out of Milli! But Pandora snaps herself out of it, and marches toward Milli for a collar and elbow tie-up! Pandora gets the upper hand early with a standing side headlock, wrenching on the hold! Milli bounces Pandora off the ropes to escape!
Stew-O: BUT PANDORA REBOUNDS BACK WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE, DROPPING MILLI BANKS! Pandora runs off the ropes, but Milli rolls onto her belly! Pandora hops over Banks, stopping herself from tripping up, and runs off the ropes again! LEAPFROG BY MILLI! PANDORA STOPS HER MOMENTUM SHORT, AND TURNS AROUND, CATCHING MILLI AS SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES WITH AN ARM DRAG!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH COMPETITORS RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT PANDORA CATCHES MILLI WITH A SECOND ARM DRAG, USING HER MOMENTUM AGAINST HER AS SHE CAME CHARGING AT PAISLEY! Milli rises to a knee, BUT PANDORA SLAPS THE HELL OUT OF MILLI AFTERWARDS!
Jake Mercer: Pandora taunts Milli Banks, who stands herself up, and the anger mixed with annoyance is written across her face AS SHE CHARGES PANDORA FOR A GUILLOTINE CHOKE, WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND PAISLEY’S BODY! QUICKLY, PANDORA BACKS MILLI INTO THE CORNER, KNOWING HOW DANGEROUS A GUILLOTINE SUBMISSION CAN BE! The referee gets involved, giving Milli until the count of five to break it.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: Milli reluctantly breaks the hold, but once she does, PANDORA THRUSTS HER SHOULDER INTO MILLI’S MIDSECTION, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITY! Milli is doubled over as a result, and gets tagged with a forearm by Paisley, followed up by another! Milli goes down to a knee, stunned by this onslaught from Pandora, but she isn’t done yet, lifting Milli back to her feet, AND RAKING HER EYES ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: As much as I don’t like it, I’m not surprised by Pandora’s tactics, we’ve known she’s not one to always follow the rules. The referee admonishes her for this, but I don’t think she cares as she looks to go right back on the attack, grabbing a kneeling Milli Banks by the head. BUT MILLI STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION! MILLI RISES TO A VERTICAL BASE, AND LANDS A FINAL SHOT TO THE ABDOMEN OF PAISLEY, HITTING HARD!
Stew-O: That might’ve knocked the wind out of Pandora as she staggers away, and leans up against the ropes. Milli catches up, and irish whips her off! BUT PANDORA REVERSES, SENDING MILLI TOWARDS THE ROPES INSTEAD, AND DUCKS DOWN! PERHAPS SIGNALING FOR A BACK BODY DROP EARLY! BUT MILLI COUNTERS WITH A SUNSET FLIP! PANDORA MANAGES TO KEEP HER BALANCE, AND GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND ON BANKS, BUT MILLI AVOIDS IT, CAUSING PANDORA TO SMASH HER HAND INTO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Ooh! That oughta hurt as Pandora Paisley favors her hand, and stumbles around into the clutches of Milli Banks, who snapmares her down in the center of the ring to a seated position! BIG PENALTY KICK TO THE SPINE BY MILLI! Pandora quickly stands herself back up, favoring her back, and gets irish whipped off the ropes by Milli!
Flannery McCoy: DROPDOWN BY MILLI BANKS! FOLLOWED UP BY A LEAPFROG! AGAIN, PANDORA HALTS HER MOMENTUM RIGHT BEHIND MILLI, AND DROPS DOWN AS MILLI RUNS OFF THE ROPES! MILLI LEAPS OVER PANDORA’S BODY! AND PANDORA GOES FOR A LEAPFROG ON MILLI-
Milli Banks: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1152519288855474266/image0.gif
Stew-O: WELL, THAT DIDN’T GO WELL FOR PAISLEY AS SHE GOT CAUGHT WITH A BIG KICK BY BANKS! Pandora rolls out of the ring, reeling after that kick, but Milli Banks is hot on her heels, slithering out of the ring as well, and turns a doubled over Pandora around for a BIG FOREARM STRIKE! Pandora tries staggering away, but Milli pulls her BACK FIRST into the barricade!
Flannery McCoy: Pandora is leaned up against the barricade now, and gets tagged with a KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! Again, Pandora tries retreating, but Milli quickly grabs hold of her. HOWEVER, PANDORA SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, QUICKLY LEANING MILLI UP AGAINST THE ROPES FOR AN OPEN-HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST, WHICH ALSO ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Stew-O: Milli finds herself on the defensive now, looking to retreat from Pandora, who follows her as she rounds the ringpost. BUT MILLI SPINS AROUND, AND CATCHES PANDORA WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BEFORE SENDING HER BACK FIRST INTO A CORNER OF THE BARRICADE! MILLI BUILDS MOMENTUM, AND HITS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, SENDING PANDORA UP AND OVER INTO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!
Flannery McCoy: BANKS IS STARTING TO FIRE UP, AND YOU CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES! PANDORA BEGINS CRAWLING OUT FROM BEHIND THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA, AND QUICKLY GETS ROLLED BACK INSIDE BY MILLI! Pandora finds herself on all fours, attempting to shake the cobwebs out of her head. But Milli pulls her back up, and irish whips Pandora off the ropes for a BEAUTIFUL CALF KICK!
Stew-O: Milli crawls into the lateral press!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: Only a two count for Milli Banks, who stands Pandora up for a SNAP SUPLEX! MILLI FLOATS OVER INTO THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWW-
Stew-O: This time, a two count as Pandora gets the shoulder up early! Wasting no time, Milli pulls Paisley up for a BODYSLAM, AND STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT ONCE GETTING THERE, PANDORA CUTS WHATEVER MILLI MAY HAVE HAD PLANNED OFF, SHOVING MILLI OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND TO THE OUTSIDE! MILLI HIT BACK FIRST ON THE APRON DURING HER TUMBLE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: Milli writhes in pain, holding that lower back on the outside. Milli tries using the barricade to help pull herself back to a vertical base, but unbeknownst to her, Pandora Paisley is scaling to the top turnbuckle herself now, back facing towards Milli. I’m unsure what she’s going for here, but I have a gut feeling that were about to find out as Milli Banks slowly turns around-
Pandora Paisley: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1152527434495823973/image0.gif
Flannery McCoy: MOONSAULT! PANDORA CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT, WIPING HERSELF AND MILLI OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! That move took some out of both Pandora and Milli, but Pandora is back to her feet first, rolling Milli back inside the ring, but keeps her head hung over the apron for a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Milli rolls back inside the ring, gasping for air as she clutches at her throat, writhing around in a world of pain.
Stew-O: Milli gets brought back to her feet, and irish whipped towards the ropes for a RUNNING BACK ELBOW BY PAISLEY! PANDORA RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A LEG DROP, FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES A THIRD TIME TO END THE TRIFECTA WITH A TWISTING LEG DROP! HOOK OF THE LEG BY PANDORA!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Pandora can only muster a two count, and pulls Milli back to a vertical base again. BUT MILLI STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH ALTERNATING BLOWS TO THE BODY, AND STARTS TO TAG PANDORA WITH RIGHT HANDS, LOOKING TO MESS UP THAT PRETTY FACE! PANDORA GETS BACKED UP AGAINST THE ROPES FOR AN IRISH WHIP!
Stew-O: MILLI GOES FOR A DROPKICK! BUT PANDORA HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, LEAVING NOBODY HOME FOR MILLI AS SHE LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE CANVAS, AND SITS UP, FAVORING HER BACK ONCE MORE, PROBABLY STILL REELING FROM THE HARD COLLISION SHE HAD WITH THE APRON! BUT PANDORA COMES IN WITH A SLIDING LARIAT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Again, only two. The referee has not even come close to a three yet, showing just how much these competitors have left in the tank. Milli uses the ropes to pull herself back up, and Pandora closes, but walks right into a KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST!
Stew-O: Milli staggers into a corner, and after favoring her chest briefly, Pandora marches in to make Milli pay. BUT WALKS RIGHT INTO ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! Pandora staggers to the center, and Milli follows before spinning Paisley around! BIG FOREARM BY PAISLEY, HOWEVER! SHE CAUGHT MILLI OFF GUARD WITH THAT ONE!
Jake Mercer: BUT MILLI RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! ANOTHER FOREARM BY PANDORA CONNECTS, AND MILLI STAGGERS BACK BEFORE BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES, AND GETS PLANTED IN THE CENTER WITH A SAMOAN DROP AS SHE COMES REBOUNDING BACK! PANDORA RISES TO HER FEET, AND EYES MILLI FROM THE CORNER, WATCHING AS SHE GETS TO ALL FOURS! MAYBE LOOKING FOR THE CURB STOMP!
Flannery McCoy: SHE WAS, HAVING CHARGED IN FOR FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION! BUT MILLI LIFTED HER HEAD UP, FINDING HERSELF ON BOTH KNEES, AND TRIPPED PANDORA DOWN THE CANVAS WITH HER ARM FOR A LATERAL PRESS!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNN-
Flannery McCoy; QUICK KICKOUT! NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT AS BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! KICK TO THE GUT BY PANDORA LANDS FIRST, AND SHE SNAPMARES MILLI DOWN TO THE CANVAS FOR A REAR CHINLOCK! Pandora is looking to wear Milli Banks down, and possibly catch her breath, recalculate her strategy in the process.
Stew-O: The fans are rallying behind Milli, who uses their energy as fuel to power back to a vertical base, beginning to elbow her way out of Pandora’s clutches. Once free, MILLI RUNS OFF THE ROPES- BUT EATS A KITCHEN SINK BY PAISLEY! Now, Pandora locks in a seated abdominal stretch on Milli, looking to make the champ tap out!
Jake Mercer: The Champ starts powering back to her feet, and landing shots to the rib cage of Paisley, attempting to loosen her grip! BUT PANDORA STUNS MILLI WITH A BIG FOREARM SMASH! MILLI RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! PANDORA DOES THE SAME!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI! PANDORA! MILLI! PANDORA! MILLI! PANDORA! BUT PANDORA DOESN’T LET UP, CONTINUING TO HAMMER BANKS WITH REPEATED FOREARM STRIKES, AND MILLI IS ON WOBBLY LEGS AS PANDORA RUNS OFF THE ROPES! MILLI DUCKS UNDERNEATH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES HERSELF! BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, DOUBLING HER OVER!
Stew-O: PANDORA RUNS OFF THE ROPES- BUT GETS TAGGED WITH A DROPKICK! MILLI CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, LOOKING TO END IT!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: As expected, a kickout by Pandora! Milli makes it to her feet, and watches as Pandora begins to stir before pulling her up to a vertical base. SNAP SUPLEX BY MILLI! And Milli climbs to the top turnbuckle, BUT PANDORA CUTS HER OFF WITH A BIG RUNNING FOREARM! PANDORA CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND BEGINS HOOKING MILLI UP FOR A TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX!
Flannery McCoy; BUT MILLI! MILLI HANGS ON TO THE TOP ROPE, BLOCKING THE SUPERPLEX, AND FIGHTS BACK WITH SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE OF PAISLEY, WHO GETS SENT CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A GOURDBUSTER! PANDORA WRITHES IN PAIN, FAVORING HER RIBS, AND MILLI FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A FROG SPLASH! MILLI HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: PANDORA MANAGES TO KICKOUT! PANDORA RUSHES TO HER FEET, AND STAGGERS TO THE CORNER, CREATING SEPARATION BETWEEN HERSELF AND BANKS, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS MILLI COMES CHARGING IN! BUT PANDORA SIDESTEPS WHATEVER SHE HAD PLANNED, AND MILLI FINDS HERSELF IN THE CORNER NOW, AND ON THE RECEIVING END OF WTH!
Flannery McCoy: THAT BIG RIGHT BY PANDORA DROPS MILLI TO A KNEE IN THE CORNER AS SHE HOLDS HER JAW, WHICH ALMOST GOT KNOCKED OFF, AND SENT INTO THE CHEAP SEATS! PANDORA GOES TO RUN OFF THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT MILLI CHASES AFTER HER, AND KNOCKS PANDORA LOOPY WITH A STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE IN THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: MILLI GOES TO FOLLOW THAT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! BUT PANDORA COUNTERS WITH A BACK SUPLEX- NO! MILLI COUNTERS WITH A SUNSET FLIP AS PANDORA HOISTED HER UP!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: PANDORA ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET, AND GRABS MILLI BY THE ANKLE, ROLLING HER THROUGH TO A VERTICAL BASE AS WELL! FOREARM BY PANDORA PAISLEY! BUT THERE’S A FOREARM BY MILLI! ANOTHER FOREARM BY PAISLEY! FOREARM BY MILLI, AND SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW, PLACING PAISLEY ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI GOES TO IRISH WHIP PANDORA TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT PANDORA COUNTERS, SENDING MILLI INSTEAD! MILLI BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES WITH A BACK HANDSPRING, AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON PAISLEY, DROPPING HER TO A KNEE!
Stew-O: Milli makes it over to Paisley, and grabs a handful of hair, BUT PAISLEY DRIVES MILLI BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER! DESPERATION MOVE THERE BY PAISLEY, WHO LIFTS MILLI TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, LOOKING FOR THE SUPERPLEX AS SHE HOOKS MILLI UP!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI TRIES SHIFTING THE MOMENTUM AGAIN WITH A GOURDBUSTER, BUT PANDORA HAS IT SCOUTED THIS TIME, HANGING ON TO THE TOP ROPE! MILLI SWITCHES STRATEGY, AND STARTS BEATING PANDORA ACROSS THE BACK WITH CLUBBING BLOWS! MILLI SLAMS PANDORA FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND PANDORA IS DOUBLED OVER! MILLI HAS A DANGEROUS LOOK IN HER EYES AS SHE GOES FOR AN AVALANCHE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: BUT MILLI LANDS ON HER FEET, AND TRIES PEELING PANDORA OUT OF THE CORNER FOR A POWERBOMB AS SHE IS HANGING ON TO THE TOP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE! MILLI IS DOING HER BEST TO PULL PANDORA OUT OF THAT CORNER, BUT PANDORA HANGS ON, AND EVENTUALLY JABS HER THUMB INTO MILLI’S EYE, BREAKING THE POWERBOMB ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: Milli staggers away from Pandora, temporarily blinded as a result of the thumb going into her eye! Milli doubles over in the center of the ring, and Pandora scales to the top turnbuckle now! MILLI CHARGES IN WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI, AND PANDORA PAISLEY GETS KNOCKED OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT SHE CATCHES HERSELF ON THE APRON, HAVING HUNG ON TO THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE IN THE CORNER, AND GRABS HOLD OF PANDORA, BUT SHE BREAKS FREE, AND EXPLODES WITH A SUPERKICK! CAT’S PAW CONNECTS, AND MILLI GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! PANDORA QUICKLY RE-ENTERS THE RING, AND RUSHES FOR A COVER ON MILLI, HOOKING THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! BUT IMMEDIATELY PANDORA PULLS MILLI UP TO HER FEET, A HANDFUL OF HAIR, AND GOES FOR THE HEADLOCK DRIVER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AKA CATASTROPHE- BUT MILLI SHOVES PANDORA OFF, AND SENDS HER TOWARDS THE ROPES! PANDORA GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MILLI COUNTERS WITH AN STO BACKBREAKER!
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOKS TO TRANSITION THAT INTO A NECKBREAKER, BUT PANDORA SPINS AROUND IN THE HANGMAN, AND GRABS MILLI IN A REAR WAISTLOCK! MILLI WITH A GO BEHIND! NOW, PANDORA WITH A GO BEHIND! PANDORA BOUNCES MILLI OFF THE ROPES FOR AN O’CONNOR ROLL, AND LOOK! SHE HAS A HANDFUL OF TIGHT, USING THEM FOR LEVERAGE!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: MILLI ROLLS THROUGH, AND FINDS HERSELF ON TOP IN THE O’CONNOR ROLL NOW, EXCEPT MILLI HAS A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS, TURNING THE TABLES ON PAISLEY!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! MILLI SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET FIRST, AND PULLS PANDORA IN AS SHE GETS TO A KNEE FOR A FISHERMANS NECKBREAKER! COMET CRUSHER CONNECTS! HOOK OF THE LEG, COVER IS MADE!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF! Milli contemplates her next move, but decides to pull Pandora close to the corner, and begins climbing to the top turnbuckle! MILLI PERCHES HERSELF ON THE TOP, AND DIVES OFF FOR MILLI-ON-AIR! BUT SHE MISSES THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Stew-O: PANDORA NARROWLY AVOIDED IT THERE, ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, AND MILLI CLUTCHES AT HER ABDOMEN AS SHE SLOWLY RISES BACK TO HER FEET! BUT FROM BEHIND, PANDORA CHARGES IN WITH A CHOP BLOCK LEFT KNEE OF MILLI! BUT PANDORA ISNT DONE, GRABBING HOLD OF THE LEG, AND DELIVERING KICKS TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE NOW!
Flannery McCoy: PANDORA APPLIES A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB, AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE STRATEGY HERE FROM PAISLEY IS SUPERB! SHES TARGETING THE KNEE OF MILLI BANKS, WHICH WOULD PUT A MAJOR OBSTACLE IN HER WAY AS WE KNOW MILLI BANKS LOVES USING HER SPEED AND AGILITY IN MATCHES! CANT QUITE DO THAT WITH A BUM KNEE!
Stew-O: MILLI SCREAMS IN PAIN, AND BRIEFLY CONTEMPLATES A TAP OUT, BUT DECIDES AGAINST IT, CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES INSTEAD, AND GRABBING HOLD OF THE BOTTOM ONE! BUT PANDORA DOESN’T LET GO OF THE HOLD, PROMPTING THE REF TO INTERVENE WITH A FIVE COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Flannery McCoy: Pandora releases the hold, and quickly pulls Milli up by the rear of her trunks. Pandora’s back is facing the ropes, and she has cruel intentions in the mind, hoisting Milli up- OH MY GOD!
Pandora Paisley: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1152633004947165204/image0.gif
Stew-O: BACK SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE, AND IF YOU SAW, MILLI CAME CRASHING DOWN ON THAT LEFT LEG! Milli writhes in pain on the outside, and Pandora stalks her as she slowly rises back to her feet, using the ring apron for assistance. PANDORA RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND CONNECTS WITH A WRECKING BALL DROPKICK, SENDING MILLI BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Flannery McCoy: Pandora rolls Milli back inside the ring, and Milli makes it to her feet, hobbling to the corner. Pandora rolls back in herself, and charges in! BUT MILLI GETS THE BOOT UP- NO! PANDORA CATCHES IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG-WHIP! PANDORA DRAGS MILLI TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND APPLIES A FIGURE FOUR!
Jake Mercer: FIGURE FOUR IS IN ON MILLI, AND YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ETCHED ACROSS HER FACE! BUT PANDORA CATCHES MILLI OFF GUARD WITH A RIGHT HOOK! WTH! MILLI APPEARS TO BE OUT OF IT FOLLOWING THAT PUNCH, BUT NOTICE HER SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT! REFEREE BEGINS COUNTING!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THH-
Stew-O: MILLI SHOOTS UP OFF THE CANVAS, KEEPING BOTH SHOULDERS UP NOW! MILLI HAS INTENSITY IN HER EYES, AND STARTS TRYING TO TURN THE HOLD OVER! PANIC IS STARTING TO SET IN FOR PANDORA, AND ESPECIALLY ONCE MILLI TURNS THE HOLD OVER! SHE TURNED THE FIGURE FOUR OVER, ROLLING PANDORA ONTO HER BELLY, AND REVERSING THE PRESSURE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IN DOING SO, SHE BROUGHT PANDORA CLOSER TO THE ROPES, WHICH SHE QUICKLY GRABS HOLD OF! The referee steps in, and unties the two. Milli clutches her knee, damage being done while she was in that figure four. Pandora rolls outside the ring, and grabs hold of Milli’s leg, dragging her towards the ringpost.
Stew-O: Pandora grabs both legs, and goes to pull Milli crotch first into the ringpost, maybe looking for The Cat’s Cradle! BUT MILLI USES HER LEGS TO PULL PANDORA FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST INSTEAD! PANDORA TRIES SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT OF HER HEAD AS SHE STUMBLES AROUND BRIEFLY, AND CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON, GETTING TO A KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: Milli hobbles over, BUT PANDORA THRUSTS HER SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF BANKS, WHICH DOUBLES HER OVER! PANDORA TRIES TO SUPLEX MILLI UP AND OVER THE TOP! BUT MILLI BLOCKS IT, AND TRIES TO SUPLEX PANDORA BACK INSIDE THE RING! BUT SIMILAR TO MILLI, PANDORA BLOCKS IT!
Stew-O: OOH! PANDORA HANGS MILLI THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE WITH A HOTSHOT! Milli crawls to the opposite side of the ring, coughing for air, and uses the ropes to pull herself back up! Pandora re-enters the ring, and rushes in! BUT MILLI LOW BRIDGES THE TOP ROPE, CAUSING PANDORA TO GO UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: MILLI STARTS PUNCHING HER INJURED KNEE, LOOKING TO GET THE BLOOD FLOW RUNNING! MILLI RUNS OFF THE ROPES AS PANDORA IS QUICKLY BACK TO HER FEET, AND MILLI FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!!
Flannery McCoy: PANDORA GETS ROLLED BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND MILLI CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE FOR A DIVING METEORA AS PANDORA TURNED AROUND! MILLI ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET, AND PANDORA IS QUICKLY BACK TO HERS, STAGGERING TO THE CORNER! MILLI CHARGES WITH A RUNNING KNIFE EDGE CHOP IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: PANDORA GETS IRISH WHIPPED TO THE OPPOSITE, AND ONCE AGAIN, MILLI CHARGES- BUT PANDORA GETS THE BOOT UP! PAISLEY HOPS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, SEATING HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT MILLI COMES CHARGING IN WITH A JUMPING HURRICANRANA, LAUNCHING PAISLEY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! MILLI CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEE-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! Pandora rises to all fours, but Milli pulls her up a rear waistlock. MILLI GOES TO HOIST PANDORA UP FOR A GERMAN- BUT PANDORA BLOCKS IT WITH A BACK ELBOW! BUT MILLI SWITCHES GEARS, AND RIPCORDS PANDORA AROUND—
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Stew-O: — OH! ‘THE EMPEROR’S TIME’! WE KNOW HOW CLOSE HOLLY AND MILLI ARE RIGHT NOW, AND SHE TAKES A PAGE OUT OF HER PLAYBOOK! IT PAID OFF!
Jake Mercer: Uh, hello??? Why is she using a move as a DYNASTY Elitist from someone on VOLTAGE?! EW!
Flannery McCoy: Either way, it was effective in knocking down the challenger! Pandora crawls away from Milli, and pulls herself up in the corner. MILLI CHARGES IN WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH! MILLI ROLLS PANDORA THROUGH TO HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND RUNS IN FOR THE SINGLE LEG HIGH KNEE! NO FAKE BILLS HERE!
Stew-O: BUT NO, NO, NO! PANDORA SLIPS BEHIND MILLI FOR A REAR WAISTLOCK! NO! MILLI WITH A GO BEHIND! PANDORA STARTS DELIVERING BACK ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF MILLI, LOOSENING HER GRIP, AND GOES FOR A THIRD TO BREAK IT! BUT MILLI DUCKS UNDERNEATH! PANDORA SPINS AROUND, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE BY THE CHAMPION!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: MILLI! MILLI SAW THAT PANDORA WAS GOING TO KICK OUT, AND ROLLED THROUGH TO HER FEET, PULLING PANDORA UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER! BUT MILLI’S BAD LEG GAVE OUT, AND SHE’S DOUBLED OVER AS PANDORA RUNS OFF THE ROPES! OOH! PANDORA RAN INTO A SLAP BY MILLI! FOLLOWED UP BY A JUMPING HIGH KNEE, SPINNING PANDORA AROUND FOR A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER, SPIKING PANDORA ON HER HEAD! COMPLETING MONEY MOVES!
Stew-O: PANDORA ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, SENSING SHE’S IN TROUBLE! Milli slithers out to the apron as well, following Pandora, and pulling her up to a vertical base. FOREARM STRIKE BY MILLI! BUT PANDORA BATTLES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! MILLI STARTS TO LAND FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM ON PANDORA, WHO IS STILL REELING OFF MONEY MOVES!
Flannery McCoy: BUT PANDORA LANDS A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI, STUNNING MILLI FOR THE CATASTROPHE!
Pandora Paisley: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1152654747292155984/image0.gif
Flannery McCoy: HEADLOCK DRIVER PLANTS MILLI ON THE APRON! Pandora NEEDS to get Mill back inside the ring, but the wear and tear is starting to show as she catches her breath, trying to grit through the pain. Pandora manages to slide Milli back inside the ring, but thanks to the time taken to do so, Milli is already beginning to stir.
Jake Mercer: Pandora stalks her from the corner, waiting to strike with the PANDORAS BOX! SPINNING BIG BO- NO! MILLI DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND TURNS PANDORA AROUND FOR A FOREARM! BUT IT WAS NOTICEABLY WEAK, GIVEN THAT MILLI ISNT FULLY RECOVERED FROM THAT HEADLOCK DRIVER, SHE MIGHT BE RUNNING OFF PURE ADRENALINE HERE!
Stew-O: PANDORA FIGHTS BACK WITH A FOREARM, KNOCKING MILLI BACK, AND SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES FOR A FOREARM! BOTH WOMEN CAN BARELY STAND, BUT PANDORA LOOKS TO SHIFT THE MOMENTUM BACK IN HER FAVOR WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT MILLI WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, AND BOTH COMPETITORS COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: NEITHER WOMAN GOES DOWN, SIMPLY STAGGERING BACK, AND THEY CONNECT WITH ANOTHER DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! AGAIN, NEITHER WOMAN GOES DOWN, AND IT LOOKS AS IF THEY’RE GOING TO TRY IT A THIRD TIME! BUT PANDORA DUCKS UNDERNEATH MILLI’S ATTEMPT, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES BEHIND HER!
Stew-O: CLOTHESLINE BY PAISLEY! NO! MILLI TRAPS THE ARM! MILLI TRAPS THE ARM, AND PLANTS HER IN THE CENTER WITH BANKRUPT! BANKRUPT CONNECTS!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER… AND STILL THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… MILLI BANKS!!
(‘Changed It’ by Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne plays to a loud reaction from fans as Milli Banks releases the cover, and scoots away from Paisley. The referee hands Milli her belt, and she rises back to a vertical base, raising her title high in victory.)
Stew-O: What. A. Match.
Jake Mercer: My thoughts exactly. Deltzer has to be looking at that, and thinking it was a five star classic!
Stew-O: Both competitors brought it tonight, but in the end, Pandora made a mistake, and Milli capitalized off of it.
Flannery McCoy: I thought Pandora had it won after the headlock driver on the apron, but Milli showed off her resilience, managing to find her wits. Pandora said that she was going to be the toughest challenger Milli faced yet, and she definitely was right about that. Even though she didn’t win, she gave the champion one hell of a fight.
Stew-O: Yeah, Pandora came close, but it’s no cigar. Tonight, Milli Banks was the better woman! Congratulations go out to her! Now, the Supernova is one step closer to reaching her goal of breaking the record!
Jake Mercer: Oh, but that’s not all either, Stew.
Stew-O: ?
Flannery McCoy: ??
Jake Mercer: … #DynastySweep.
Stew-O: :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Well, you aren’t wrong there! Seeing as how one of our own managed to overcome one of Showdown’s toughest and brightest, that means that we do have another win to add to our tally. :blessed:
(The camera fades elsewhere on a shot of Milli Banks posing with her crhampionship on the middle rope in the corner as Pandora looks on seething.)
(A commercial plays for BetterHelp, featuring Milli Banks and Ms. Extreme. Don’t worry, you’re not the only one having to go through a crisis of who to root for at Territorial Invasion!)
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Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A PURE RULES MATCH!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGIO$B{GIRNGIORBH{GIO$RNGIORGH{(ORBG:IUORHGIO”BRGIRBGIU:RHNRBRIONHVRI{OJGNIORJGIBGRIUPOGNRIOGH()RINGRI{OHGORNGI{ORGNRI{OGRIOGNIORGNIUGN
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
( As Territorial Invasion returns and the next match is announced, the camera pans across the arena, capturing the excited crowd eagerly anticipating this PURE RULES competition. They stand tall and loom up towards the stage as soon as ‘Spiders’ by System of a Down hits the PA system. Mr. Wrestling XIX slowly emerges, dressed in all black gear with black gloves and a black cowboy hat, ignoring the boos coming from the fans. He maintains his focus on the ring and steadily makes his way down to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER!… FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE!… WEIGHING IN AT 233 POUNDS!… MR. WRESTLINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!… X!… I!!!!…. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Coming off a clean win over the 24/7 Contract holder and displaying clear determination to win the Hardcore Championship match tonight, Mr. Wrestling XIX couldn’t appear more prepared. The last time we saw him, including in the marquee event, he came very close to winning the Ultimate Opportunity. So tonight, this is the match to redeem his loss from the previous marquee event and ensure he captures the Hardcore Championship belt from TLA, making it his own.
James Peters: Even though he’s a controversial figure, you can’t really disagree with his true essence as a professional wrestler. Mr. Wrestling XIX isn’t just a name to say he’s an icon of professional wrestling, but what he brings to the ring, what he consistently offers as a great example, he keeps on making sure that nobody can disagree with how much he truly cares about professional wrestling.
Persephone: He always acts like he’s some sort of deity in professional wrestling or something, kind of like what Drake has been doing these days. Hell, why do we even have this match as PURE RULES instead of hardcore rules? I’d rather see some blood and fire burning down the arena here tonight, but no, I need to watch some corny ‘pUrE RuLeS’ match that nobody has cared about for ages.
Rich Russillo: To be fair, this was Mr. Wrestling XIX’s idea that TLA chose to accept.
Persephone: 🤓🤓 “Ehm actually, to be fair” 🤓🤓 Shut the fuck up, Rich. Nobody cares about what you have to say.
Rich Russillo: https://tenor.com/view/michael-b-jordan-sad-down-bad-down-band-man-gif-25951420
( Mr. Wrestling steps into the ring and surveys the ring announcer, the referee, and the fans that are watching him right now. He slowly walks into the center of the ring. The camera cuts down from the ring to ringside, showing Mr. Wrestling XIX closing his eyes while resting his head against the corner. Then, ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by 2pac plays. Mr. Wrestling XIX’s eyes widen and he turns his attention towards the stage. The camera slowly fades down to the aisle, panning up to the stage and showing TLA in elegant white gear, making his way to the ring with the EAW Hardcore title around his waist. TLA is clearly beloved by his fans here tonight, so the cheers are extremely loud for him in Germany. TLA slowly takes his title off his waist and puts it on his shoulder before heading towards the ring, all the while looking up at Mr. Wrestling XIX who has already been waiting for him in the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!… FROM TLAXCALA, MEXICO!… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS!… HE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!… ‘LA PANTERA SEXUAL’ !!!.. HE IS!!!!… T!.. L!… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rich Russillo: TLA! TLA! TLA!
James Peters: Here’s TLA receiving a huge reaction from the crowd here tonight, and we fan see his readiness and determination to defend his title in a PURE RULES match against Mr. Wrestling XIX. It’s still odd that this title is going to be defended in this type of stipulation.
Persephone: TLA is fucking stupid for agreeing to do it and moron number 19 is just a pussy.
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling XIX and TLA are about to go head-to-head in a Pure Rules bout for the Hardcore title, so this is going to be a real nail-biter!
Persephone: No, it’s not going to be anything. This is certified GARBAGE.
( TLA goes through the ropes to enter the ring as he and Mr. Wrestling XIX come face to face at the center of the ring. Both men just lock eyes with each other, their gazes icy, before TLA hands the referee his entrance gear and steps into the corner. He takes off his entrance gear and prepares for this PURE RULES competition to kick off. )
( DING DING DING! )
Rich Russillo: The PURE RULES Match for the Hardcore Championship is underway. TLA is taking on Mr. Wrestling XIX. It’s odd to see how the rules are being played out in this match because instead of challenging the Hardcore Championship in a hardcore style rules match, it has become a PURE rules match. Both competitors remain under their understanding here, but only one of them will be able to secure victory in this match with the title in their hands tonight.
James Peters: TLA, the reigning champion, coming out of Bloodsport defeating Charlie Marr, and now he’s standing tall against the number one contender for this title, Mr. Wrestling XIX. Mr. Wrestling XIX unfortunately didn’t have a good Bloodsport, as he lost to Bea Valentine. Even so, he’s showcased some incredible talent, and tonight he’s in a match of his own choosing.
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling and TLA now stepping out of their respective corners, and both men have their eyes locked. Everything feels incredibly tense at this moment, and as you can hear, everybody here in Munich is sitting down in silence, focusing on this match. Everyone keeps everything here serious. TLA is serious. Mr. Wrestling XIX is surely extremely serious about this match.
James Peters: This match remains a lot of focus, especially with that title on the line. The stakes are high, and the intensity is palpable. Mr. Wrestling XIX throws his hands down and tries to come in contact by hands with the champion, TLA being careful with what he is doing; focusing, keeping his eyes on those hands, and not allowing the contact to happen just yet, maintaining his distance and balancing with Mr. Wrestling XIX. Mr. Wrestling XIX tries to get in contact once more, TLA sidestepping, but he’s still focused on this competition.
Persephone: Stop pussyfooting, damn.
James Peters: You can’t really blame them, Persephone. You know once you’re locked up, things are going to get played down and the plan you set for the match will go in another direction, and things will become immediately difficult for you to control the situation itself. Both men here are top-tier athletes, and they’re well aware of the drill in this situation. Mr. Wrestling and the Hardcore Champion now square off once more, approaching each other and engaging in a collar and elbow tie-up!
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling XIX now heading behind TLA and has him in a waistlock, sending TLA down to the ground smoothly and now shifting towards the champion’s head, putting him in a front facelock hold while the champion remains down on the ground. TLA immediately escapes from the hold before it’s being completely locked up.
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling XIX on both knees, as he was suddenly sent to the ground by a drop toe hold. TLA wraps both arms around the head of Mr. Wrestling XIX, now having him in a grounded headlock. By the way, these two have to make sure there won’t be any punches using closed fists because closed-fist punches were not allowed, and two sets of closed-fist punches will result in one of them getting disqualified.
Persephone: I can’t believe this was one of my only chances to see blood at this event and instead I’m stuck watching a PURE Rules match. How are people interested in this stuff?
Rich Russillo: TLA has his challenger remaining on the ground in a headlock, and Mr. Wrestling here, having his back against the ground, looks to find his way out, but TLA maintains the hold, not letting things go wrong just yet. TLA makes sure his challenger is under his control and not going anywhere. Mr. Wrestling XIX is trying to escape by wrapping his leg around TLA’s head, but TLA resolutely stops that from happening, keeping his head clear.
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling XIX now uses that right moment to quickly roll out of the hold. He slips out and TLA lets it happen. Both men roll back to their feet and the champ rushes towards his challenger. Mr. Wrestling takes TLA down to the ground with an arm drag, seizing his arm that he still has a hold of, and now using his right knee to bend it!
Rich Russillo: The champ has been taken down to the ground. Mr. Wrestling XIX gains control right in his spot there, feeling much more comfortable than what he has just been through at the moment. TLA now struggles to get his way out with the knee putting pressure and more weight on his spine there. Mr. Wrestling now grabs both arms and pulls them back, with the knee still behind TLA’s back! Mr. Wrestling XIX is showcasing some interesting techniques here tonight against the Hardcore champion in the PURE rules match!
James Peters: That’s a part of his job, right Rich. You can see how determined Mr. Wrestling XIX is in this competition, facing the current Hall of Famer, the current Hardcore champion like TLA who has immense respect and experience in this company. Mr. Wrestling XIX has to be careful with every move he makes here, and with TLA under his control at the moment, this shows Mr. Wrestling XIX has been focusing well on this match so far.
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling XIX remains behind TLA, bending both his arms out like that, trying to snap them in half as well while bending them. The referee kneels down in front of TLA but TLA is shaking his head, giving the referee a warning that the champ still wants to be in this match!
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling XIX quickly releases the hold on both wrists of TLA, putting TLA down and it looks like the shoulders are down! TLA immediately lifts his shoulder off the ground right before the referee starts counting! Mr. Wrestling notices this, grabbing one of TLA’s shoulders, crouching and letting loose a barrage of right elbows onto the top of TLA’s shoulder, gripping his arm just under the shoulder and targeting the side of his neck!
Persephone: 😊 Thankfully I came prepared tonight and made sure to bring a pillow. I knew one of these matches would put me to sleep, and here we are!
Rich Russillo: Throughout this match so far, there’s no doubt Mr. Wrestling XIX has been dominant against the champion. He’s getting a bigger and better chance to win the title even more. TLA is still under his control, and Mr. Wrestling XIX keeps on making sure nothing is going to run out of his business right there. Mr. Wrestling XIX rains more and more shots of the elbow on the side of TLA’s neck, giving him much more pain in his neck!
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling XIX now picks up TLA, both feet coming back off the ground, and still has a hold of his arm. Mr. Wrestling tries to toss TLA over his back, looking to gain more control here, but TLA starts striking his chest with a palm strike using his free hand. TLA, now being the one steering his ship, catches Mr. Wrestling XIX off guard. TLA lands a knee shot right into his challenger’s gut, grabbing Mr. Wrestling and sending him flying toward the ropes!…
Rich Russillo: SWAG SHOT!
James Peters: NO! Mr. Wrestling stopped himself right in front of TLA and catches the arm! TLA almost has it there!
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Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling XIX is able to bring the champion right back down to the ground once more and gains the upper hand in this match. Now, a scissor lock and a hold of TLA’s arm has the champion trapped! Mr. Wrestling just sends TLA rolling right down to the ground with him, and TLA now has been locked and trapped by some more special technique being put on display tonight by Mr. Wrestling XIX!
James Peters: Self-proclaimed Mr. Voltage is here to show why he has ‘Wrestling’ in his name. So far, throughout the match, he keeps on putting things on display and fighting against TLA with a lot of technically styled variable moves he has been executing them with finesse tonight. Here’s another ace up his sleeve, with the scissor hold having TLA in a tight spot! The referee slides down to the mat, checking on TLA, but there’s still no sign of him giving up just yet!
Persephone: No ref, he’s lying! Ring the bell! Match’s over!
James Peters: TLA is vehemently resisting defeat in this competition. The champion is still not giving up, despite the disadvantage he has to bear at the moment. Mr. Wrestling XIX keeps the hold on tighter, and TLA might have a slimmer chance of bringing his title back home tonight! TLA is truly in a precarious position here!
Persephone: Well good! We don’t give a FUCK!
Rich Russillo: AND LOOK! TLA IS TRYING TO USE HIS STRENGTH TO PULL HIS ARM UP, WHICH HAS BEEN HELD BACK BY MR. WRESTLING XIX. BUT MR. WRESTLING XIX REMAINS RESOLUTE IN TRYING TO BRING IT BACK DOWN. TLA IS MUSTERING HIS STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE GAME MR. WRESTLING XIX IS TRYING TO PLAY WITH HIM HERE!
James Peters: Almost there but not so close for TLA! Mr. Wrestling XIX manages to fight him back and lays down on the ground completely! The power of the scissor lock combines with the armbar, now putting TLA in a really dangerous position! He could be on the verge of losing his championship right here! TLA has just lost his grip to resist the move and Mr. Wrestling XIX still has it all! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: TLA’s leg is almost catching the rope here, and Mr. Wrestling XIX wouldn’t survive. If TLA plays his cards and grabs the rope for freedom, he’d be burning the candle at both ends. In this Pure Wrestling Rules match, remember, wrestlers only have three ropebreaks! Is TLA really going to use one up here?
Persephone: I sure hope not. Let him lose the match right now instead of wasting my time.
Rich Russillo: TLA… Wait, TLA IS BACK TO HIS FEET? How in the world did he manage that? And he’s got Mr. Wrestling XIX up on his shoulders! TLA’s allowing Mr. Wrestling XIX to hook him with his legs and arms, but he’s already got his opponent on his back! Mr. Wrestling XIX has suddenly found himself in a bit of a pickle courtesy of TLA!
James Peters: SLIPS OUT! Mr. Wrestling XIX releases TLA from his hold and then slides down from TLA’s shoulders, positioning himself behind TLA and starts pummeling his back with both hands, hammering away relentlessly! TLA is now down on the ground on both knees. Mr. Wrestling slowly steps back to the ropes and now repositions himself, putting some distance between them…. RUNNING KNE-
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James Peters: :damn:
Rich Russillo: :damn:
Persephone: :skip:
James Peters: POP-UP VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT BY TLA! COVER ON MR. WRESTLING XIX! TLA LOOKS TO RETAIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TTTTHHHHRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: MR. WRESTLING XIX KICKS OUT AT 2! That was a real game-changer from TLA! This put the challenger like Mr. Wrestling XIX between a rock and a hard place. TLA then got back on his feet, taking the bull by the horns, and sent Mr. Wrestling XIX towards the corner. Closing in from behind…. CORNER CLOTHESLINE DELIVERED!
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling was cornered, and a clothesline from TLA turned the tables. He saw an opportunity as Mr. Wrestling tried to escape the corner. TLA now positioning himself in the opposite corner…. BEFORE SPRINTING OUT AND PLANTING MR. WRESTLING WITH A ZIG ZAG! MR. WRESTLING HITS THE GROUND HARD!
Rich Russillo: About time the champion finally gained some ground against his opponent in this bout. Mr. Wrestling XIX had been holding the reins to stay dominant over the champion, but TLA is rising back on his feet. He turns his attention towards the corner, and as the crowd in Munich starts cheering and showing their support, TLA is looking to reach for the stars. He heads towards the corner and ascends all the way up to the top!
Persephone: Well, is that supposed to color me surprised? TLA has sucked for a long time, and I don’t know why this company keeps handing him titles. Stupid wrestler, ruining the title’s prestige defending it in non-hardcore matches. Actually, you know what? I fucking hate this match so much. Why can’t I just see people kill each other?
Rich Russillo: As we all know, Mr. Wrestling has started his agenda against hardcore wrestling and has a huge respect and admiration for the professional wrestling side. Then, after all, this match has turned out to be pure rules, and that’s why it has been a great advantage for Mr. Wrestling XIX so far in this match.
Persephone: I’ll tell you why he hates hardcore wrestling. It’s not because this man loves professional wrestling so much and thinks the hardcore stuff is disgusting, he’s just one of the biggest pussies I have ever seen in my entire life.. Why did we even hire this guy? What an absolute fucking joke.
James Peters: TLA now has both feet on the top rope and Mr. Wrestling XIX remains on the ground! TLA is aiming to take a leap of faith from the top corner…. MOONSAULT ON MR. WRESTLING XIX, PUTTING ALL HIS CARDS ON THE TABLE!
Rich Russillo: MR. WRESTLING XIX HAS ROLLED OUT OF HARM’S WAY AND TLA MANAGES TO TOUCH DOWN WITH BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND THERE! TLA steps back down into the corner and Mr. Wrestling XIX just has a chance to come back to his feet! TLA rushes straight to Mr. Wrestling XIX, but Mr. Wrestling XIX counters with a back elbow strike, sending TLA back to the center of the ring. Mr. Wrestling XIX shoots himself into the corner, this time running out and looking for a Running Knee aimed at TLA once again!
James Peters: HURRICARANA TAKES DOWN MR. WRESTLING XIX AT THE CENTER OF THE RING! GOING RIGHT INTO A COVER! TLA HOOKS THE LEGS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THRE-
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling STILL kicks out at two! So far so good for our Hardcore Champion in this championship competition!
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling XIX has been wearing down more and more here, and TLA has a bigger opportunity to keep on slamming down the chance Mr. Wrestling XIX has against him here. TLA’s plan here has been a stroke of genius, and now he plucks the challenger off the ground once more, unhooking both arms. TLA now aims for a Tiger Suplex at the heart of the ring! He still has Mr. Wrestling XIX in his grip!….
( Mr. Wrestling XIX suddenly drops to the ground as if he’s fallen into a deep sleep. He grabs the referee’s legs, seemingly trying to convince the official that he needs a momentary break. However, the referee is reluctant to accept Mr. Wrestling XIX’s sudden decision to lie down. TLA, who didn’t anticipate this turn of events, failed to complete the Tiger Suplex and watched to see what is Mr. Wrestling XIX doing. )
Referee: :comeagain:
Mr. Wrestling XIX: (Off-Mic) Hang on! Let me catch a break!
TLA: :man_standing:
Persephone: See. Told you. He’s A LITTLE BITCH!
Rich Russillo: Well, I’m pretty sure Mr. Wrestling XIX has been tossed and battered by TLA time and time again. He surely needs some breaks! For a challenger, it’s incredibly tough to bear the weight that TLA puts on and takes on his shoulders right now!
James Peters: For the Hardcore champion here, there are no breaks to catch his breath, and now he goes about picking up his challeng- :krabs:
Rich Russillo: :krabs:
Persephone: :snoop:
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James Peters: LOW BLOW! Mr. Wrestling XIX just delivered a low blow right between the champion’s legs, and TLA immediately drops to the ground! Mr. Wrestling delivers two blows that could have caused a disqualification, but the referee doesn’t see anything!
Rich Russillo: He’s got the referee in a distraction, calling their attention away so they don’t witness the low blow being used! TLA drops to the ground immediately, and Mr. Wrestling XIX turns his attention back to the champion, pulling himself up from the ground!….
James Peters: KNEEBOMB ON HIS RIGHT KNEE! TLA HAS HIS SPINE PLANTED ONTO MR. WRESTLING XIX’S KNEE BY A POWERBOMB!
Persephone: For the love of god….
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING DROPS INTO A COVER! IS HE GOING TO WIN IT RIGHT HERE????
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Rich Russillo: NO! TLA STILL KICKS OUT AGAIN!
James Peters: Even though TLA just kicked out right there, it has been confirmed for sure that Mr. Wrestling XIX still has a chance to live up to his chances in this match to win back the title tonight!
Rich Russillo: You could see Mr. Wrestling XIX; he knows exactly where his chance will go from here now! TLA still hurt from now, just the low blow, but as well, the powerbomb on Mr. his challenger’s knee that just exploded his spine to pieces! Mr. Wrestling grabs hold of TLA’s leg, and now he looks to apply THE ANKLE LOCK! THAT COULD LEAD MR. WRESTLING TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP THERE! HE LOOKS FOR THE ANKLE LOCK!
Persephone: YOU MEAN LEADING TO THE END OF THIS MATCH? OH YEAH, NOW WE’RE TALKING! YES, MR. WRESTLING XIX IS NOW GOING FOR THE ANKLE LOCK SO THAT WE CAN CONCLUDE THIS MATCH. THAT’S HIS FINISHER, RIGHT? YEAH, GOOD. I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS END ALREADY; I CAN’T ENDURE THIS ANY LONGER!
James Peters: TLA STILL HAS ONE FREE LEG AND HE TRIES TO KICK MR. WRESTLING XIX AWAY FROM HIM, BUT MR. WRESTLING RESISTS AGAINST IT, TRYING TO SNAP HIS ANKLE LOCK ALREADY IN PLACE. BUT TLA IS NOW TRYING TO PREVENT MR. WRESTLING XIX FROM GETTING A STRONG GRASP OF HIS ANKLE! HE KEEPS KICKING AND THRUSTING HIS CHALLENGER AWAY FROM HIM!
Rich Russillo: MR. WRESTLING XIX IS JUST A FINGERTIP CLOSE TO WINNING THIS MATCH! HE’S REALLY GOING TO APPLY THE FINISHER AND WIN IT RIGHT THERE! HE KEEPS ON TRYING TO GRAB TLA UP AND APPLY THE ANKLE LOCK!
James Peters: THE CHAMP FAILS TO ESCAPE! MR. WRESTLING XIX HAS JUST SLAMMED TLA’S KNEE RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AND HE PICKS RIGHT BACK UP! NOW THE ANKLE LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED! TLA – WAIT, WHAT?!
Persephone: ????
( Instead of Mr. Wrestling XIX having TLA in the Ankle Lock, the hold suddenly becomes slippery. He just stands there with one of TLA’s wrestling boots in his hands, looking utterly perplexed for a moment. )
Mr. Wrestling XIX: (Off-Mic) Wait wha-
James Peters: NOT MUCH TIME FOR A REACTION THERE! TLA ROLLS HIS CHALLENGER UP RIGHT AWAY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Persephone: THREE?????
Rich Russillo: NO BUT ALMOST! MR. WRESTLING XIX KICKS OUT! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH, PETE? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
James Peters: I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS ONE OF THE PARTS OF TLA’S TRICK, THAT HE JUST UNTIED ONE OF HIS BOOTS, KNOWING THAT MR. WRESTLING XIX WAS GOING TO USE IT TO APPLY THE ANKLE LOCK, AND USED IT AS A DECOY TO ESCAPE THE FINISHER! A REALLY CLEVER MOVE BY TLA, AND EVEN MORE CUNNING THAT HIS TRICK RIGHT THERE WAS NOTHING AGAINST THE RULES!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS WHY WE LOVE TLA, MAN! He always brings something to the table that we can’t just expect, and this is just another one I didn’t expect in this pure wrestling match here tonight!
Persephone: His lameass knew he was going to tap out like a loser so he had to do it. 🙄🙄
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling, now realizing, quickly throws the boot away as he runs towards TLA, who is leaning against the ropes! Mr. Wrestling tries to hit the clothesline, but TLA just ducks under the ropes, sending Mr. Wrestling XIX falling down to the outside of the ring! Mr. Wrestling XIX has just been sent right down to the outside, and now TLA is making his way all the way up to the top. All eyes follow up to where TLA is! Mr. Wrestling XIX is still trying to find a way to get back to both feet, but TLA is already on top!….
Rich Russillo: MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE CORNER TO THE OUTSIDE, TAKING OUT MR. WRESTLING XIX!
James Peters: THE CHAMPION JUST LAYED DOWN THE CHALLENGER LIKE THAT, AND NOW TLA IS COMING BACK TO HIS FEET, IMMEDIATELY PICKING HIS CHALLENGER AND SENDING HIM BACK INTO THE RING! TLA FOLLOWS UP, FINDING HIMSELF ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON. MR. WRESTLING XIX ATTEMPTS TO GET BACK UPON HIS FEET ONCE MORE, BUT TLA IS ALREADY ON THERE!…
Rich Russillo: SPRINGBOARD!… DRAGONRANA BY TLA! BEAUTIFULLY PLANTS MR. WRESTLING XIX RIGHT THERE! TLA WITH A HOOK TO HIS LEG AS WELL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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THREE!
Persephone: YES! IT’S OVER!
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING XIX POWERS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!
Persephone: FUCK! I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT!
Rich Russillo: ALMOST AGAIN! MR. WRESTLING XII HAS JUST KICKED OUT FROM THE DRAGON RUN, BUT RIGHT NOW, TLA IS HEAVILY FOCUSED ON HIS CHALLENGER AND LOOKING TO BRING EVERYTHING TO AN END! TLA HAS JUST DROPPED MR. WRESTLING XIX DOWN TO THE GROUND LIKE THAT, BUT HE PICKS HIM RIGHT UP FROM THE GROUND AND TO BOTH FEET, PUTTING HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS THIS TIME, AND TLA HAS IT ALL SET IN!
James Peters: MEXICAN DESTROYE-
Rich Russillo: DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY MR. WRESTLING XIX!… ANKLE LOCK LOOKS TO TAKE TLA AS A HOSTAGE AGAIN!
James Peters: TLA STILL NOT LETTING THAT HAPPEN AND JUST SENDING MR. WRESTLING XIX FLYING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE ROPES! MR. WRESTLING XIX DOWN BY THE ROPES TLA BOUNCES BACK TO HIS FEET, MAKING A BEELINE TOWARDS MR. WRESTLING!…
Rich Russillo: 305 TIGER FEINT KICK!
James Peters: AND AGAIN! MR. WRESTLING XIX CATCHES TLA BY THOSE LEGS, AND DRAGS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! MR. WRESTLING TURNS TLA FACING THE GROUND AND ATTEMPTS THE ANKLE LOCK ONCE MORE! TLA IS MANEUVERING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE THICK OF IT!
Persephone: BUT HE’S STILL DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE! WHY DOESN’T HE WANT TO ACCEPT IT? WE NEED THIS MATCH TO END, SO JUST TAKE THE MOVE AND TAP OUT! I NEED THIS MATCH TO END BEFORE I STEP INTO THE RING AND DO IT MYSELF!
James Peters: TLA TRIES TO CRAWL HIS WAY OUT OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD, BUT MR. WRESTLING XIX MIGHT HAVE IT ALL THERE! TLA IS STILL FIGURING OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF THERE, BUT ALL HE CAN DO IS CRAWL AND SCRAMBLE TOWARDS THE ROPES, EVEN WITH MR. WRESTLING XIX THERE, TRYING TO DRAG HIM BACK INSIDE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: HE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE! MR. WRESTLING XIX HAS THE SUBMISSION HOLD APPLIED, AND THIS COULD MEAN ONLY ONE THING! TLA’S STRENGTH IS COMING TO AN END THERE IF HE’S GOING TO TAP OUT. BUT WOULD TLA TAP OUT RIGHT THERE?!
James Peters: TLA JUST PICKS HIMSELF UP FROM THE GROUND, BUT MR. WRESTLING XIX STILL HAS A HOLD OF HIS ANKLE! HE TRIES TO APPLY THE ANKLE LOCK, BUT HE HAS TO BRING THE CHAMPION BACK TO EARTH FIRST! TLA TRIES TO GRAB THE LIFELINE THERE WHILE ONE FOOT IS PLAYING HOPSCOTCH, BUT MR. WRESTLING XIX DIGS IN HIS HEELS TO HOLD HIM BA-
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Rich Russillo: TURNING THE TIDE WITH A WHEELBARROW ROLL-UP! TLA HAS IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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THRE-
Rich Russillo: THREE! WAIT NO! MR. WRESTLING XIX KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!
James Peters: BOTH MEN GET BACK UPON THEIR FEET, TLA STOPS HALFWAY AS ONE OF HIS FEET IS STILL BARELY ABLE TO WALK DUE TO THE DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN DEALT TO HIS ANKLE! MR. WRESTLING XIX TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO STEP IN, NOW HAVING TLA RIGHT IN HIS CLUTCHES!…
Persephone: YES! NOW HIT WHATEVER THAT SHIT CALLED!
Rich Russillo: CASH OUT!-
James Peters: TLA SLIPS OFF THE HOLD AND NOW HAS BOTH LEGS DRAPED OVER MR. WRESTLING XIX’S SHOULDERS!…
Rich Russillo: RIGHT INTO MEXICAN DESTROYER! TLA JUST COUNTERED THE CASH OUT SUPLEX INTO DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER RIGHT INTO THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! COVER BY TLA!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING DING DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!…. AND STILL!!!!!!!!!…. EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!…. TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by 2pac plays as TLA rolls off, holding onto his ankle while sitting down. The referee comes in to check on both men with the Hardcore title in their hands before handing the title to the champion who just retained. )
James Peters: What an amazing PURE RULES classic match from these two, and another impressive defense by the EAW Hall of Famer, TLA! Mr. Wrestling XIX has shown tonight that he brought his best to the ring, but even though it seemed to be enough, it’s not quite enough to take that title away from his opponent! Congratulations on another successful title defense, TLA!
Rich Russillo: I have to admit, this PURE rules match was one I really enjoyed, from the beginning to the end. Mr. Wrestling XIX kept his distance, balanced, and made sure he could dominate TLA until his very last breath. But in the end, TLA was able to flip the script and beat Mr. Wrestling XIX to retain the Hardcore Championship!
Persephone: This shit is fucking ass, how can you even like it?
James Peters: Let’s just show some respect and acknowledge the effort these two put into their match tonight, shall we? This was the kind of match we all eagerly anticipate for great wrestling, so it’s a pleasure to see something like this here tonight from these two. From now on, we’re looking forward to seeing what’s next for TLA and what’s next for Mr. Wrestling XIX.
( TLA rises back to his feet while the referee raises his title up high into the air. Before TLA slowly lowers it into his own grasp, he takes some deep breaths while looking down at Mr. Wrestling XIX, laid out there completely and still not getting back up. The camera focuses on TLA, looking tired from struggling in this match to defend this title, before he slowly sits in the corner with the Hardcore Championship in his hands, gazing down at it as the scene fades into a commercial break from there.)
(Commercial break for the Bible Fandom, aka Drake King’s supporters. Grab your Bibles and enjoy God’s words today!)
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Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL… AND IS FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(“Mo Money” by Ben McLusky hits as Ronan Malosi confidently makes his way through the curtain to a chorus of boos.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first the challenger, residing from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!!!! RONAN MAAAALLLOOOOSSSSIII!!!!
Flannery McCoy: It’s been a long time since Ronan has been able to call himself a champion here in EAW. The only championship that he’s held here in EAW is the same one that he competes for tonight. The look on the face of Ronan shows how confident he is tonight. He wholeheartedly believes that this is going to be his moment.
Jake Mercer: Do you really think that Ronan is going to let Andre Walker down tonight? Andre is the longest reigning Interwire Champion in the history of this company – there’s no doubt that Ronan has studied that reign and knows everything that he’s going to have to do in order to walk away tonight at the Interwire Champion.
(“Time To Make History” by Shoji Meguro hits as Jay Jerry Johnson makes his way out through the curtain to an eruption of cheers with the Interwire Championship around his waist.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the champion, from Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND SIX POUNDS!!!! HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!! JAY!!! JERRY!!! JOHNSON!!!
Stew-O: I know that “challenge” isn’t something that has always been associated with his challengers name, but there’s no question that tonight Jay Jerry Johnson may be walking into the greatest challenge that his Interwire Championship reign has faced! Jay is going to have to be at his best tonight. He needs to pick the right moments.
Flannery McCoy: If there’s anybody here that’s going to be able to do that tonight – it’s Jay Jerry Johnson. The question may not be what is Jay going to have to do to beat Ronan tonight, but what is Ronan going to have to do to take away the Interwire Championship?
(Both men stand in their respective corners in the ring as the referee calls for the bell…)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The bell rings and this Interwire Championship match is officially underway. You can see the difference between the two. I’m not talking about the size difference, but the difference in their mentality. You can see the confidence oozing off of Ronan. He knows what it’s like to hold that Interwire Championship. He believes wholeheartedly that he’s a moment away from holding it again. Jay Jerry Johnson is so focused. His eyes haven’t left his challenger since he entered the ring. The championship represents every battle that Jay has had to go through in order to get where he is today. He refuses to let Ronan Malosi of all people be the person to take it away from him. Ronan is the first to take a step forward and stands in the middle of the ring.
Stew-O: It doesn’t look like much, but there’s so much importance in being able to control the center of that ring. Jay slowly takes a step forward. He knows that Ronan has the strength advantage. Jay is so technically sound and he has to use that if he wants to leave Territorial Invasion as the Interwire Champion. Jay slowly reaches out his hand towards Ronan. You can see that Ronan knows that he still has to be careful. Two drastically different styles inside that ring. Ronan’s hand meets Jay’s as does the other. Ronan immediately pulls Jay in –
Jake Mercer: Jay’s able to drop his position and grabs hold of the left leg of Ronan! Jay tries to take Ronan down, but he’s able to keep his footing and locks his arms around the waist of Jay! Ronan powers Jay off of his feet and keeps him trapped in the gutwrench BEFORE SENDING HIM TUMBLING ACROSS AND OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: You can see on the face of Jay as Ronan arrogantly puts his arm high into the air. Jay wastes no time sliding back into the ring and back up onto his feet. Jay meets Ronan again. Ronan’s happy to do this all night after that first exchange. Their hands meet as Ronan pulls him in again! Jay feints locking that leg again, but this time slips behind Ronan and locks him by the waist! Ronan immediately swings his elbow back, but Jay ducks underneath as the momentum turns Ronan around! This time Jay latches onto that leg of Ronan and is able to take him down to the canvas!
Stew-O: Jay’s able to immediately position himself into full mount as Ronan does everything in his power to try to gain some form of leverage. Ronan twisting and turning, but Jay’s able to maintain control, rolling with each movement of the challenger! Jay’s able to take position on the back of Ronan who’s trying to power himself back up to his feet!
Flannery McCoy: But, look at the Interwire Champion! Jay’s able to hook his feet between the legs of Ronan Malosi and flatten him out chest first against the canvas. The Interwire Champion has immediately managed to neutralize the size advantage of Ronan! All the challenger can do is try to cover his head as Jay Jerry Johnson begins to fire down with elbows! But, it’s only for so long! Ronan pushing himself up to his hands and knees! There’s a panic in the eyes of Ronan, whose answer is to send both him and Jay rolling under the bottom rope and down onto that thin padding which covers that concrete flooring!
Jake Mercer: The smartest thing that Ronan just did was, somehow, make sure that his entire body weight was able to land on top of the Interwire Champion as they dropped off the canvas!
Stew-O: It’s definitely not the prettiest way to get himself out of that predicament, but it was certainly effective. Jay taking a deep, deep breath. There’s no doubt that all of the air was just driven out of his lungs after being crushed between Ronan and the ground. Jay tries to push himself back up to his feet, but there’s Ronan to meet him! RONAN MALOSI SENDS JAY JERRY JOHNSON CRASHING INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS! Jay’s spine is jarring in pain as the referee tells Ronan to get things back into the ring before beginning the count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Jake Mercer: Ronan doesn’t have any intention of letting the early opportunity slip here in the slightest. He had a taste of how quickly Jay is going to be able to trap him and he’s going to make sure that Jay Jerry Johnson is in no condition to compete before getting back into the ring and winning the Interwire Championship!
Referee: THREE!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan stalks the champion, letting Jay push himself back to his feet before driving his shoulder into the ribs of the Interwire Champion and forcing him back first into the edge of the apron!
Referee: FOUR!
Jake Mercer: Look at how Ronan doesn’t release Jay immediately. The air has repeatedly been knocked out of the lungs of Jay and Ronan takes the moment to make sure that Jay can’t air back into his lungs straight away.
Referee: FIVE!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan still doesn’t let Jay out of his grasp, powering him up onto his shoulder. Ronan points towards that steel ringpost, showing Jay Jerry Johnson exactly what awaits him – but Jay’s able to slip behind Ronan and sends him into Ronan’s own target! You could have the sound of skull meeting steel! Jay has the separation that he needs.
Stew-O: Smart of the Interwire Champion who immediately rolls back into the ring and gives himself the chance to compose himself. This shows the difference in what the champion and the challenger needs this match to be to keep the advantage for either competition. Jay needs to pick his spots. The deeper that this match goes the better it’s going to be for the Interwire Champion, but he can’t let this turn into a fight. Ronan’s dazed, trying to shake out the cobwebs outside of the ring. Let Ronan come back to him. Control the pace and control the challenger.
Jake Mercer: If you don’t believe that Ronan hasn’t prepared for all situations knowing that Andre Walker is going to be watching then you’re kidding yourselves.
Flannery McCoy: Andre is certainly watching, but that doesn’t mean that he’s fighting for the Interwire Championship right now. Ronan makes his way up onto the apron; his eyes still a little glassy after hitting that steel ringpost and Jay Jerry Johnson looks to take full advantage. Jay latches onto the right leg of Ronan the moment that he tried to re-enter the ring! Dragon Screw from the champion!
Stew-O: Ronan was trapped in the ropes which gave his body nowhere to go! Jay doesn’t let go of that leg and turns Ronan straight into a Single Leg Boston Crab! Ronan is smart enough to push his chest up off the canvas to alleviate some of the pressure on that knee, but Jay transitions straight into an STF! Ronan is now forced to drag himself across the ring with all of Jay’s body weight on his back!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan’s trying to pry at the fingers of Jay to break the grip and he’s going to have to figure out a way to get out of this hold fast! Ronan claws himself across that ring, but Jay releases the hold, spins himself across the back of Ronan and traps him in a front facelock! Jay drives the point of his knee into the top of Ronan’s head! He does it again! Ronan’s able to power himself up to a knee and push himself back up to a vertical base, taking Jay up with him! Ronan looks to force Jay back into the corner, but Jay’s able to use his own legs to push back off the top rope, swinging them both around and back into the middle of the ring!
Stew-O: And that momentum allows Jay Jerry Johnson back down to his feet and he’s able to take Ronan down to the canvas with a single underhook suplex! Ronan’s clearly frustrated as he scrambles back up – but he’s met by a running forearm smash by the Interwire Champion! Ronan is trapped between Jay and the corner as the champion begins to fire away with strikes! Johnson with a palm strike to the upper chest of Ronan! A sharp kick to the inner thigh of the right leg!
Jake Mercer: That was low!
Stew-O: Ronan swings with a wild right hand which the champion is able to slip straight underneath and catches Ronan in return with a European Uppercut flush on the jaw! Jay grabs onto the arm and Ronan and sends him across the ring and into the opposite corner! Jay Jerry Johnson looks to follow it up – but Ronan shoots back out the corner! The Interwire Champion ducks a clothesline attempt and leaps up onto the top rope off the middle and comes back with a crossbody off the top!
Jake Mercer: Ronan catches him! FALLAWAY SLAM FROM RONAN MALOSI! The challenger finds the moment that he needs!
Flannery McCoy: Jay is down, but isn’t down for long! Ronan follows that Fallaway Slam with a Body Avalanche in the corner! Jay Jerry Johnson stumbles forward, but doesn’t go down and stumbles forward straight back into the waiting arms of Ronan Malosi – WHO JUST LAUNCHES HIM HIGH UP INTO THE AIR AND LETS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION FREEFALL STRAIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: There is absolutely no way to brace yourself for that. Gravity always wins that battle, but Jay may be smart to stay down at this moment because Ronan is picking up a full head of steam! Jay, almost instinctively is back up to a vertical base AND ALMOST HAS HIS HEAD SENT INTO THE FIFTH ROW BY A LARIAT FROM THE CHALLENGER! THE IMPACT ALMOST SENDING JAY JERRY JOHNSON A FULL 180 DEGREES AND STRAIGHT BACK DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND NECK! RONAN COVERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO—
Flannery McCoy: The Interwire Champion is able to get his shoulder up on the canvas, but he definitely isn’t all there. Roman’s still seated on the canvas with his eyes on the referee. He doesn’t seem bothered in the slightest as a big smile crosses his face. Ronan put everything into the lariat, and while it wasn’t enough to keep Jay down now – it’s going to go a long way in bringing him closer to winning that Interwire Championship!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson’s shaking his head, trying to shake out those cobwebs, but Ronan isn’t going to allow him to recover. Ronan has proven that the strength advantage is going to overwhelm everything that Jay wants to do. Jay needs to adapt.
Stew-O: Jay’s back up onto his hands and knees AND RONAN MALOSI LOCKS HIM BY THE WAIST AND SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Jay’s back down in a heap as Ronan signals that his fist is loaded! Jay’s using the ropes to pull himself back to a vertical base and has no idea what’s waiting for him!
Jake Mercer: SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Flannery McCoy: JAY CATCHES RONAN’S ARM AND TRIES TO TAKE HIM DOWN INTO A CROSSFACE! RONAN’S ABLE TO LOWER HIS CENTER OF GRAVITY AND BLOCK! Ronan Malosi twists and pulls Jay in! RONAN WANTS TO SEND THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION BACK OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY – BUT, JAY DRIVES HIS FOREHEAD INTO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!
Stew-O: Ronan’s rocked as he stumbles back. Jay certainly isn’t all there either, but he knows that this is his moment to fight! Jay fires with a forearm! A second! Jay with a sharp kick to the outside leg! Ronan’s trapped in the corner as the Interwire Champion nails him with a European Uppercut! Another! Another! A fourth! Ronan shoves Jay Jerry Johnson back, but Jay’s like a shark that smells blood! RUNNING DROPKICK FROM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! BOTH FEET DRIVING INTO THE FACE OF RONAN MALOSI! Ronan stumbles out of the corner and down to his hands and knees as the Interwire Champion makes his way onto the apron!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson’s perched on the top rope with Ronan firmly in his sights! JAY LEAPS –
Jake Mercer: STRAIGHT INTO THE WAITING ARM OF RONAN MALOSI! THE HAND LATCHED AROUND THE THROAT OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! CHOKESLAM!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jay’s able to drop behind Ronan! Ronan turns straight into a jumping knee! Step Up Enziguri! Somehow Ronan’s still standing and Jay pulls him in! JAY POOOOWERS RONAN UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! BUCKLEBOMB TO THE CHALLENGER! RONAN SENT CRASHING BACK INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES! LOOK AT JAY! JAY ALREADY HITS THE ROPES – AND CRACKS RONAN IN THE JAW WITH THE RHYNO SCHNIDER!!!! RONAN IS DOWN AND HIS EYES ARE CLOSED!!!! JAY COVERS!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THR—
Stew-O: RONAN KICKS OUT, BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON DOESN’T WASTE A MOMENT! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION BEAUTIFUL TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! RONAN’S EYES MAY HAVE BEEN CLOSED, BUT THEY’VE SHOT OPEN THE MOMENT JAY HYPEREXTENDED THAT ELBOW! IMMEDIATE PANIC SETTING IN FOR THE CHALLENGER AS HE TRIES TO LOCK BOTH HANDS, BUT IT MAY BE TOO LATE! RONAN’S TRYING TO DO WHATEVER HE CAN TO REACH THE ROPES, BUT HE’S TOO FAR AWAY! JAY APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!
Flannery McCoy: RONAN TAPS OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: NO HE DOES NOT, FLANNERY! RONAN WOULD NEVER TAP OUT KNOWING THAT ANDRE WALKER IS CERTAINLY WATCHING THIS MATCH! RONAN SHIFTS HIS ENTIRE BODY AND IS ABLE TO LATCH BOTH HANDS TOGETHER!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan’s able to save himself, but Jay’s able to slip his leg through the arms of the challenger and Ronan now finds himself in a Triangle Choke!
Stew-O: But that may have put Jay in the worst position possible! Ronan’s able to plant his feet and lifts Jay into the air! Ronan powers Jay back down to the canvas – but it doesn’t force Jay to release the hold. Jay fighting through the pain coursing through his body, knowing that each passing second that Ronan finds himself trapped in this choke that he comes closer to retaining the Interwire Championship! Ronan forces Jay back up into the air and this time decides that the best course of action is to carry Jay over into the corner!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan might not have found himself out of the hold, but this position alleviates a lot of the pressure that comes with it! Jay is seated on top of the top rope and is forced to release the hold. You can see Ronan take a deep breath, trying to get the air back into his lungs! Jay drives his boot into the head of Ronan sending him stumbling back AS JAY LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! RONAN ABLE TO AVOID CONTACT AS JAY’S FORCES TO HIT THE CANVAS AND ROLL THROUGH – HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!!!!! RONAN MALOSI ALMOST BREAKING JAY JERRY JOHNSON IN HALF WITH A HUGE SPEAR!!! RONAN NEEDS TO COVER, BUT HE JUST DOESN’T HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO CAPITALIZE! RONAN SEES JAY! HE ISN’T MOVING! RONAN’S TRYING ROLL AND DRAG HIMSELF INTO THE COVER – BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON BEGINS TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: I don’t know if it’s just instincts at this point. Ronan had the match won, but the slightest amount of time wasting after hitting that Hunger on Hillside gave Jay enough time to get out of dodge.
Flannery McCoy: The look on Ronan’s face tells the entire story. He knows it too. This was the best chance he’s had all match. He’s withstood everything that Jay’s done to him tonight. He has forced Jay to change his gameplan. Ronan clutching at his arm; we don’t know the damage that cross armbreaker did to it. We don’t know how much that triangle choke took out of him, but he needs to get Jay back into the ring and finish it.
(The referee leans through the ropes to check on Jay Jerry Johnson who remains down outside of the ring. He tries to force Ronan back, who just pushes his way past.)
Jake Mercer: Ronan knows that this is his moment. That Hunger on Hillside might not have been it, but the Interwire Champion is ready for the picking! Ronan forces the almost limp Jay Jerry Johnson back up and rolls him back into the ring. Jay is still barely moving as Ronan slowly makes his way back into the ring! You can feel it! These people can feel it! It’s a new Interwire Champion moments away from being crowned! Ronan stands over Jay, grabbing onto the arm before raising his arm into the air! A man doing Andre Walker proud! RONAN RIPS JAY UP INTO THE AIR!!!! DEATH-RO!!!!!
Flanner McCoy: JAY COUNTERS!!!! JAY FLOATS OVER THE SHOULDER OF RONAN MALOSI AND HAS THE ARMS HOOKED!!!! PROJECT ZEPERION!!!! TIGER DRIVER 98!!!!! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION DRIVING THE CHALLENGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!! HE HOLDS THE COVER WITH A HIGH STACK!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Jake Mercer: NO, NO!!! IT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH!!!
Stew-O: Both men are down! Both are absolutely spent! All of it for the right to call themselves the Interwire Champion! I don’t know how Ronan is moving after that shot, but they’re both definitely pushing themselves back to their feet. Ronan’s clutching the back of his neck. Jay’s still having problems with his ribs after that Hunger on Hillside earlier. Jay meets Ronan with a right hand! Ronan fires back with one of his own! Neither competitor is backing down in the slightest! Jay with a European Uppercut! Ronan with another right hand!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan tries to cut Jay off with another right, but Jay ducks underneath it! Jay with a shot to the ribs – AND IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST!! Ronan’s trying to fight back, but he just seems a step slower than a champion! Ronan falls back, but is able to grab onto the arm AND LOOKS TO PULL HIM INTO THAT DEATH-RO!!! BUT, JAY DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND IS ABLE TO KEEP THE ARM OF RONAN LOCKED!!! THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM THE CHALLENGER!!! RIPCORD KNEE LIFT FROM JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!! RONAN FALLS BACK ONTO A KNEE IN THE CORNER!!! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEELIFT TO THE HEAD!!!! RONAN’S SLUMPED FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! ANOTHER KNEELIFT!!! THIS TIME TO THE BACK OF RONAN’S HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: BRUTAL, BRUTAL SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF RONAN MALOSI!!! JAY HAS RONAN LOCKED AROUND THE WAIST AND SENDS HIM OVERHEAD AND BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON FINISHES THE DEAD RINGER WITH A THIRD WICKED KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF RONAN!!!! THAT HAS TO BE THE KILLSHOT!!!! THESE PEOPLE ARE ON THEIR FEET AS JAY CALLS FOR THE END!!! RONAN’S IN A HEAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS JAY HOOKS HIM AND FORCES HIM BACK UP!!! LONG!!! LIVE!!! JAYISM!!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON DRIVES RONAN MALOSI BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THAT TIGER BUSTER!!!! THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Time To Make History” by Shoji Meguro hits as Jay Jerry Johnson rolls away from Ronan Malosi who still remains unmoved as the thousands in attendance erupt before he’s handed the Interwire Championship.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND STIIIIIILLLLL THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!… JAY!!! JERRY!!! JOOOOHNNSSONNN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wow!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson finds a way! There were moments where it seemed like Ronan Malosi had it wrapped up, but Jay Jerry Johnson continued to dig deeper and deeper. The necessity to remain the Interwire Champion driving him forward and he walks out of Territorial Invasion tonight still as the champion!
(Jay celebrates up the ramp with the Interwire Championship raised still high into the air as Ronan recovers in the ring as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Territorial Invasion faded into backstage and towards the suite all the way to the top of the arena. The suite was filled with all kinds of fancy and expensive furniture, and obviously, Ashlynn made sure to redecorate it and put the walls pink once again because of course she did, there was a small fountain in the corner of the room, a 65 inch tv in one of the walls as well, a whole kitchen inside too for if they needed anything to eat, two couches made of the finest leather around Germany, as they surrounded a glass table, there were glass walls that looked out over into the crowd and the ring and finally, there was a table over in one of the walls of the room that was covered in Veena’s favorite foods, music, and other things that Ashlynn set up herself.)
(Ashlynn though was pacing wildly around the suite feeling incredibly nervous and worried after what Veena just did, did she really go and get involved herself in the National Elite Championship match without telling her? They could have talked out and thought about it before Veena did anything drastic like that! She was basically calling Veena as many times as she could on her phone, she was on the 50th call now, but Veena wasn’t answering at all. Where was she?)
(Finally, the door to the suite opened and Veena entered inside with a relieved look on her face, obviously feeling proud of what she just did already on the night. Ashlynn turned over and gasped as she quickly spoke up.)
Ashlynn Quinn: MOTHER, THERE YOU ARE, I-
Veena Adams: Don’t talk to me right now, I need a drink.
(Ashlynn suddenly stopped on her tracks as Veena didn’t waste any time on going towards the table that Ashlynn set up for her, grab a bottle of champagne and then walk over towards one of the leather couches to sit down. It didn’t take her long before she popped the bottle and she downed it for a few seconds, not really caring about getting a glass or anything, just wanting to drink something in victory after finally getting her revenge on Kelton.)
Veena Adams: Aaahhh…I love this job sometimes.
(Ashlynn though quickly rushed towards the couch and she nervously spoke up to Veena.)
Ashlynn Quinn: M-MOTHER! Why did you go and interfere in the National Elite Championship Match without telling me? We could have sat down and talked about it and see if it was a good decision or no-
Veena Adams: After what you did to me, I see no reason to consult you when I make any decisions, I am Veena Adams, you aren’t, so what I decide is what I do, you understand?
(Veena continued drinking as Ashlynn let out a small sigh, Veena was obviously still angry at her because of her going behind her back and doing what she did, Ashlynn fiddled with her thumbs for a moment before speaking up.)
Ashlynn Quinn: I…see then you are still mad at me…
(Veena stopped for a moment, rolled her eyes slightly and simply let out a sigh as she responded to Ashlynn.)
Veena Adams: Ashlynn, I won’t just forgive you like this in an instant, you still did something that didn’t sit right with me and broke my trust, in the future I can eventually forgive but I can never forget, you understand that? I could have kicked you to the curb already but I still let you be around me because…I don’t know, I guess it is just like I told you last time, it has been a while since I let someone so close to me aside from Charlie, and I would just appreciate a friend more than anything.
(Ashlynn took a moment to think about the words that Veena said to her before she spoke up with conviction in her voice and a determined expression on her face.)
Ashlynn Quinn: Alright then Mo- I mean…Veena, then starting tonight, I’ll be the bestest of friends that I can be for you, I promise!
(Veena didn’t say anything and she simply continued drinking the bottle, but behind the bottle covering her face, there was a small smile full of relief after hearing that from Ashlynn.)
(Ashlynn though quickly continued talking.)
Ashlynn Quinn: And I will start it tonight in the best way possible because I ended up getting you a special gift!
(Veena put the bottle down on the glass table for a moment and she looked at Ashlynn with a curious expression on her face.)
Veena Adams: Alright, you piqued my interest, what is this special gift?
Ashlynn Quinn: Oh believe me, you are going to LOVE IT, I ended up getting you this beautifully made cake that is made of all of your favorite flavors, it also has so many pinks on it like strawberry pink, rose pink, fuschia pink, punch pink, watermelon pink, flamingo pink, lemonade pink, pink pink-
(Suddenly, a knock was heard on the door and Ashlynn looked over in a very excited manner.)
???: Cake delivery is here!
Ashlynn Quinn: OH MY GOSH! It finally arrived, I genuinely can’t wait for you to see it!
(Ashlynn rushed quickly towards the door and then she began unlocking it as she spoke up.)
Ashlynn Quinn: Thank you so much for delivering the cake, Delivery Cake Guy!
???: Oh, no problem at all, say, your voice sounds familiar, aren’t you EAW Elitist Ashlynn Quinn?
(Ashlynn stopped for a moment and her eyes sparkled as she was recognized and then she put on a very confident grin on her face, speaking up.)
Ashlynn Quinn: YES, INDEED! I am the one and only Barbie of EAW, Ashlynn Quinn, I am surprised you recognized my voice, you must be a very big fan!
(For some reason, Ashlynn could hear what seemed to be small laughter behind the door, that was weird, she was probably imagining things and she ignored it.)
???: Yeah, you could say I am a big fan, say, I am curious about something, didn’t you date that guy Ronan Malosi?
Ashlynn Quinn: HUH?! Now first of all, we are just friends, second of all, we did kind of have a date of sorts but I was expecting a fancy restaurant and he just brought me to McDonalds, and third of all, I have my eyes in ANOTHER tall guy who is good with words and has a beautiful face, and Ronan already has a kid coming in the way, I am not a homewrecker, I am a homeINNOVATOR! ✨
???: I see, I see, well, do you remember what he ended up saying that one time?
Ashlynn Quinn: Ronan says a lot of things, a lot of bad and stupid things and…actually, he only says those kinds of things, so what are you referring to?
???: Well, let me tell you what we are about to do…WE ARE ABOUT TO BUST IN YOUR SHIT!
Ashlynn Quinn: Wait wha-
(Suddenly, as Ashlynn opened the final lock of the door, the door was suddenly kicked in…IT WAS DEVOLUTION! As Kelton and Pandora were carrying a cake, they suddenly moved over AND THREW THE CAKE RIGHT AT ASHLYNN’S FACE! ASHLYNN WAS BLINDED AND COULDN’T SEE FROM THE CAKE AS KELTON, PANDORA, SERENITY AND HALSEY SUDDENLY SURROUNDED HER AND BEGAN BEATING HER UP!)
(Veena turned over in shock and she quickly grabbed over the bottle of champagne and rushed over to help out Ashlynn!)
(Kelton and Pandora quickly rushed over to take care of Veena while Serenity and Halsey focused on Ashlynn. Veena went to swing with the bottle but Kelton quickly ducked down, as Pandora used her agility to quickly kick the bottle away from Veena and while she was taken off guard for a moment, Kelton used the opportunity to hit her RIGHT ON THE FACE WITH A FOREARM STRIKE, KNOCKING VEENA DOWN TO THE GROUND!)
(Serenity and Halsey were simply toying with Ashlynn, throwing her around onto the walls and hitting her against the furniture as Serenity quickly had an idea, she quickly pulled over the table that Ashlynn set up for Veena, with Halsey quickly putting Ashlynn in a powerbomb position, slowly lifting her up and then finally HITTING HER DOWN WITH THE POWERBOMB AND MAKING HER GO THROUGH STRAIGHT TO THE TABLE! ASHLYNN WAS FULLY OUT!)
(Veena was down in the ground trying to regain her senses after that sudden forearm strike, before Kelton grabbed her right from the jaw and looked her dead in the eye.)
Jon Kelton: I have been tired of your stupid and annoying complaining for the past few months, continuing to go towards Kennedy and act like a crybaby because I decided to do an effective strategy and actually outsmart you, but I was actually kind to you this time, I let you continue to shout at the heavens in your little glass box letting you continue to say your little delusional story and I didn’t interfere with you because I knew if we crossed paths again, I would end that story immediately and show that you are just like any other people who face against me, not special.
Jon Kelton: But no, you just wanted to test with faith, didn’t you? You couldn’t control your anger, you couldn’t control your emotions, you let them take over you and then you decided to get involved in my match. You just wanted my championship so bad again and you know what I say to you? Fine, you asked for this and I am going to give you my full attention…and you are going to face the consequences of that decision.
(Suddenly, Kelton grabbed Veena by her hair and lifted her up, as he grabbed her tightly by her head, hooked her arms and got closer to the glass table…wait, OH MY GOD-)
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(# EGO TRIP RIGHT ON THE GLASS TABLE!!! #)
(Veena was bleeding from her forehead now after her head landed on the glass table, with Kelton sitting there with an expressionless face. He looked down at his hand that was covered in Veena’s blood and he disrespectfully wiped it off on Veena’s sleeve.)
(He quickly got up and adjusted his jacket before Pandora, Halsey and Serenity followed Kelton out of the room and left both Ashlynn and Veena laid out with Devolution sending a message back at them. Territorial Invasion now faded away from backstage.)
(Territorial Invasion fades back in as the next match graphic is seen flashing across the screen.)
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Bella Braxton: The following is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is a contest set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Bounce Back’ by Big Sean is heard playing up as an energised Jack Ripley is seen making his way out to the stage, the crowd reacting loudly as the EAW Hall of Famer makes his entrance. He has a determined expression on his face as he then begins to make his way down the ramp, but after sometime stopping and looking back toward the stage. ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie is then heard following that as Minerva is then seen sauntering out to the stage. She has her orange rose gripped in her teeth as she scans around at the crowd, after sometime beginning to make her way over to Jack as the two teammates meet at the bottom of the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… the team of JACK RIPLEY AND MINERVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jack and Minerva have stated that even though this is a team composed of Voltage’s best, they’re not teaming tonight because they want to. They’ve banded together against a common enemy and that, in particular, happens to be Ruler. Alex Myers stood up for his friend and now they have themselves entangled in this as well, but Jack and Minerva are not complaining. Tonight they come into this match ready to get this over with, and I can only imagine what they’ll be willing to do in order to get there.
Persephone: A team of the two biggest underachievers that Sunday Night Voltage has ever seen, yeah, I bet that this is going to go swimmingly for them considering how utterly garbage they are. Let’s just hope one doesn’t stab the other in the back first.
(‘The Perfect Girl’ by Mareux begins to play through the speakers, smoke billowing from the stage as Ruler is seen slowly making his way out. The lights are dimmed, with a lone spotlight shining down on him, but he isn’t alone either… as ‘Soundtrack 2 My Life’ by Kid Cudi is heard following that, with the crowd roaring for Alex Myers as a second spotlight shines down for them, as they join Ruler side-by-side on the stage. The two of them look toward one another, no words needing to be exchanged by two people who already know each other so well, as they begin to make their way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents… the team of RULER AND ALEX MYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Well it’s safe to say for these two this situation has gotten way out of hand. Ruler as we know has his problems with Minerva and Jack, and even though Alex has tried their best to be the peacekeeper and settle this situation, it has been to no avail, and at the same time they have no problem stepping into battle alongside someone they consider a friend. Just as the other team is, they are on a mission here tonight, and they’re going to make sure that this doesn’t end the way that Jack and Minerva want it to.
Persephone: What type of Spanish soap opera drama are we going to be seeing in this match is what I’m asking myself. If we don’t see one person cry in this, I’m going to be asking for a refund even though I didn’t pay for a ticket.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And the bell rings,as both teams are staring one another down! Alex and Ruler, Jack and Minerva; the two teams look at their partners… BEFORE CHARGING AT ONE ANOTHER! RULER AND MINERVA TRADE HANDS, AS THE TWO BEGIN TO RAIN DOWN ON EACH OTHER, LOOKING TO DEAL AS MUCH DAMAGE AS THEY CAN RIGHT AWAY! THIS WAS ALL STARTED BY RULER, AFTER ALL, AND MINERVA HAS MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT RULER ISN’T TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER, BUT HE PUSHED HIS LUCK! NOW HE’S ABOUT TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, JACK RIPLEY BELIEVES THAT ALEX MYERS IS PART OF THE PROBLEM, AS THEY STOOD BY AND LET THIS ALL HAPPEN; NOW, JACK IS PUNISHING *THEM* FOR IT TOO! MINERVA AND JACK GET THE UPPER HAND, AS THE TWO BACK THEIR OPPONENTS UP INTO THE CORNER WITH THEIR STRIKES! ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER, TAKING THEM BACK, AND FORCING THEM TO GO ON THE DEFENSIVE! NOBODY IS MORE MOTIVATED TO GET THEIR PUNCHES IN THAN THESE TWO, AND THAT’S GOING TO DO INCREDIBLE DAMAGE TO ALEX AND RULER’S CHANCES OF VICTORY! I DON’T THINK EITHER OF THEM WERE PREPARED FOR THIS!
James Peters: Minerva immediately begins to stomp on Ruler in the corner, over and over and over, forcing him down into a seated position, looking up at his opponent without anything to protect himself here! The boots raining down into the side of his head over and over and over again, that’s definitely going to do some damage! Minerva warned him after all, not to make an example out of her, and now those warnings are coming into full effect in the very opening of this match! Over, and over, and over again; Minerva is stomping down on Ruler!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers and Jack Ripley, on the other hand, have a vastly different story as Jack Ripley irish whips Alex Myers across the ring! They collide with the turnbuckles, before stumbling back, where Jack looks to take advantage now, with a dropkick sending Alex Myers out through the ropes! Given this is Tornado Tag Team Match, count out rules have been suspended in order to get a fair and decisive victory, thus meaning that these two spilling out to the exterior of the ring does NOT call for any referee action, perfectly legal here!
James Peters: However, what that does not mean is that traditional disqualification rules are absent, as rope breaks are STILL going to be taken into effect! Minerva’s stomping on Ruler is to be cut short by the referee, however, that doesn’t matter to Minerva as the minute she hears the referee’s voice, she’s all ears! Minerva has no issue stopping right here, as she steps back for just a second, allowing Ruler to get SOME recovery! Ruler gets to his feet, stumbling forward… before Minerva grabs him by the head… GOUGING RULER AT THE EYES! THE REFEREE ONCE AGAIN HAS TO STEP IN, AND MINERVA DOESN’T LET GO THIS TIME!
Rich Russillo: However, on the outside, everything is spewing out of control here as Jack Ripley grabs Alex Myers by the head, before throwing them straight into our announce table! Alex’s head bounces off the top, but Jack doesn’t stop there, as he grabs their head once more, locking his fingers in their hair! Jack Ripley continues… SLAMMING THEIR HEAD DOWN INTO THE TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Persephone: You better get that face paint away from me, I don’t want to ruin my clothes.
Rich Russillo: YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!!!
James Peters: Jack Ripley goes to slam Alex’s head down once more- but Alex puts their hands in the way! Alex directly blocks the attack, before driving an elbow into Jack Ripley’s stomach! Jack Ripley drops to a knee, as Alex Myers grabs him by the back of the head… BEFORE SLAMMING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE APRON! Jack Ripley is now being attacked here by Alex Myers, as Jack stumbles away from the apron! Alex Myers’ head is clearly hurting right now as they take time to tend to it, but Jack isn’t doing any better, colliding with the hardest part of the ring!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile, in the ring itself, Ruler is finally able to break apart from Minerva’s eye gouging, as he steps away for just a second, leaning against the ropes! Minerva looks to take this time to grab Ruler by the wrist and irish whip him across the ring! Ruler bounces off the ropes, before ducking a back elbow… before ducking a clothesline attempt-
James Peters: BEFORE RULER USES HIS MOMENTUM TO DIVE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE RING! HE CONNECTS WITH JACK RIPLEY, AS HE HITS A TOPE SUICIDA!!! JACK RIPLEY AND HE CONNECT WITH THE GROUND, AS ALEX MYERS SLIDES INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS SPRINTS FORWARD, AS MINERVA ISN’T ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE SPEED OF WHICH THEY RUN AT HER! ALEX MYERS CONNECTS WITH ‘SUDDEN TRAUMA’ – THE OVERSHOT SLINGBLADE, AND MINERVA LANDS ON HER NECK! MINERVA IS OUT COMPLETELY, AS ALEX MYERS SCURRIES INTO A COVER! THIS COULD BE IT EARLY ON, WHAT A FANTASTIC SWITCH BETWEEN THE TEAM OF RULER AND ALEX MYERS HERE!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: BUT MINERVA SHOOTS THE ARM UP! MINERVA IS ABLE TO KICK OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER TWO, AND ALEX MYERS ROLLS OFF! ALEX MYERS IS GOING TO NEED MORE TO PUT AWAY MINERVA, AND PERHAPS THEY WILL GET THIS WITH RULER!
Rich Russillo: Ruler slips into the ring after Alex, as Alex gets to a standing base! Alex grabs Minerva by the hair, before throwing her over to Ruler! Ruler connects with a straight kick to the gut, and Minerva stumbles back immediately into a knee from Alex! The two are picking her apart piece by piece, as Jack Ripley is barely recovering right in front of us! Combined with going face first into the edge of the apron, the entirety of a human body clashed into him!
James Peters: Meanwhile, Alex Myers and Ruler are picking Minerva apart, doing the most in order to wear her down! Alex Myers went into this match promising that they were going to do right by their friend in Ruler, and they’re making sure that they don’t disappoint! Alex swings Minerva around, before placing her head in between their legs! Ruler exits out onto the apron, as Alex faces the turnbuckles… CONNECTING WITH A BUCKLE BOMB! AT THE SAME TIME, RULER CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF MINERVA’S HEAD, AS SHE CRUMBLES DOWN! RULER NOW TO THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT! HERE COMES JACK RIPLEY! JACK RIPLEY GRABS ONTO RULER’S ANKLE, AS RULER ATTEMPTS TO PUSH HIM OFF! JACK RIPLEY IS HERE TO SABOTAGE THEIR LITTLE PLAN- BUT HERE COMES ALEX MYERS! A HUGE RUNNING DROPKICK RIGHT TO THEIR CHEST, AS JACK RIPLEY SMASHES DOWN INTO THE MAT RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US! THEY’RE KEEPING HIM AWAY, AS RULER NOW LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
James Peters: DOUBLE FOOT STOM-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! RULER STUMBLES ACROSS THE RING, AS ALEX MYERS IS MET WITH A PUNCH TO THE HEAD! MINERVA TURNS AROUND…
James Peters: BLOCKING A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD! SHE CHECKS THE KICK, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HUGE STO INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! RULER IS OUT OF IT, IMMEDIATELY GRABBING ONTO HIS NECK! BUT HERE COMES ALEX! ALEX COMES TO PLAY SPOILER, ALEX COMES TO BREAK IT UP! ALEX PLACES MINERVA IN A SLEEPER HOLD, LOOKING TO TAKE HER OUT COMPLETELY! THESE TWO HAVE DONE A FANTASTIC JOB AT SEPARATING THE TWO, MAKING SURE THAT THEY’RE ABLE TO WORK AS A TEAM TO TAKE THEM BOTH OUT! ALEX MYERS IS GOING TO MAKE MINERVA FAD-
Rich Russillo: NO! MINERVA HOOKS THE ARM AND ROLLS ALEX MYERS ACROSS THE RING! ALEX SLOWLY RECOVERS TO THEIR FEET, BEFORE MINERVA ATTEMPTS A SIDESTEP SUPERKICK! ‘THE DEVIL’S TOUCH’ – NO! ALEX MYERS IS ABLE TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY, BEFORE GOING FOR A SUPERKICK OF THEIR OWN- NO! MINERVA DUCKS THAT TOO… BEFORE THEY BOTH CONNECT WITH FOREARM SMASHES! ALEX MYERS STUMBLES BACK, AS DOES MINERVA… BUT THEY BOTH CHARGE FORWARD! ALEX MYERS GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO DUCK IT-
Rich Russillo: ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’!!! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD TAKES OUT ALEX MYERS, AS JACK RIPLEY GOES FOR THE COVER! HE FINALLY RE-ENTERED THIS MATCH!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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James Peters: NO! RULER PULLS JACK RIPLEY OFF OF ALEX! THE COVER IS BROKEN UP –
Rich Russillo: ‘THE DEVIL’S TOUCH’!!! SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF RULER’S HEAD, AS HE FALLS BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! JACK RIPLEY RECOVERS TO HIS FEET, AS HE NOW BEGINS TO LIFT RULER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER! HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING, BEFORE THROWING RULER DIRECTLY INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! LAWN DART!!! THE RUNNING SNAKE EYES RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES TAKES OUT THE REVOLUTIONIZER, AS JACK RE-ENTERS THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT!
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James Peters: NO!! RULER IS ABLE TO POP THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME! THE LAWN DART WASN’T ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM DOWN, BUT THE TWO WERE ABLE TO PERFECTLY TAKE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN!
(The camera pans over to Minerva, who kneels down and grabs Alex Myers by the jaw.)
Minerva: (off-mic) You wanted to do “right by them” right? This is what happens when you try to make an excuse out of us.
James Peters: Minerva is now forcing Alex Myers to watch here, as Jack Ripley grabs Ruler by the head… oh my god! Jack Ripley is setting him up for the finish, and Alex Myers seems to be helpless here! Minerva is holding them down, and forcing them to watch, as Jack Ripley moves Ruler closer to Minerva and Alex… BEFORE LIFTING RULER UP FOR A VERTEBREAKER! THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE, AS ALEX IS TRYING SO DESPERATELY TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THE POSITION THAT THEY ARE IN! IT’S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH, THOUGH, AS JACK GOES FOR THE ‘RIPPLE EFFECT’ ON RULER RIGHT HERE, WHICH COULD END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE-
Rich Russillo: BUT RULER SLIPS OUT, AND FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET! PUSHING JACK RIPLEY FORWARD, JACK AND MINERVA CLASH HEADS AND MINERVA HITS THE GROUND! MINERVA HOLDS ONTO HER EYE, AS JACK RIPLEY STUMBLES AROUND… ‘WILL OF NICHOLAS’!!!! LEAPING DDT CONNECTS TO JACK RIPLEY… BUT RULER HOLDS ONTO JACK’S HEAD! ROLLING BACK TO HIS FEET, HE THEN PUSHES JACK FORWARD… BEFORE BEING HIT WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!! ALEX MYERS CONNECTS WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB, AND INSTANTLY ENTERS INTO A PINFALL!!
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James Peters: KICK OUT FROM JACK RIPLEY! JACK RIPLEY STILL HAS LIFE IN HIM, AS ALEX MYERS ROLLS AWAY FROM JACK AGAIN! ALEX AND RULER HAVE BEEN WORKING PHENOMENALLY AS A TEAM, BUT LET’S NOT FORGET THEY ARE **STILL** WORKING WITH A HALL OF FAMER RIGHT HERE AND IT’S GOING TO TAKE A HELL OF A LOT TO TAKE HIM DOWN FOR GOOD! HE’S MORE THAN CAPABLE OF ENDURING INSURMOUNTABLE AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THE FACT HE IS A FORMER EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER WINNER! IT TAKES A MAN LIKE THAT, AFTER ALL, TO WIN THOSE SORTS OF MATCHES, SO THE FACT HE’S STILL IN THE MATCH RIGHT NOW SHOULDN’T BE SOMETHING OUT OF THE BLUE!
Rich Russillo: However, Alex Myers and Ruler cannot believe what they’re witnessing right now! They cannot believe what it is they’re seeing! Ruler and Alex look back and forth between one another, as they look to see what else it’ll take! Alex slowly recovers to their feet, as they grab Jack Ripley by the hea-
Persephone: HA! BITCH SLAPPED!
Rich Russillo: JACK RIPLEY PALM STRIKES ALEX MYERS ACROSS THE FACE, AS THEY STUMBLE BACKWARDS! RULER TAKES NOTE OF THIS TOO, THOUGH, AS JACK HITS THE MAT AGAIN, FALLING DOWN! RULER LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE DUE TO THEIR FRIEND BEING ATTAC-
James Peters: ‘THE SIREN’S LONELY SONG’!!!! THE CROSS-LEGGED FISHERMAN’S DDT CONNECTS, AS RULER IS PLANTED ON THE DOME OF HIS HEAD! MINERVA WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING QUICK, AND SHE DELIVERED THAT INSTEAD OF ATLAS FALLS, HOWEVER IT COULD BE ENOUGH TO GET THE WIN HERE! ALEX MYERS IS STUNNED RESTING ON THE ROPES, AND RULER IS OUT OF IT! COVER!!!!
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Rich Russillo: RUNNING SENTON FROM ALEX MYERS ONTO THE STOMACH OF MINERVA! THE COVER IS BROKEN UP, AS MINERVA IMMEDIATELY POPS UP INTO A SEATED BASE!
James Peters: ALEX GRABS THE HEAD, AND HOOKS THE ARMS… ‘SPACE BOUND’!!! THE PEDIGREE CONNECTS, INTO THE COVER!!!!
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James Peters: MINERVA POPS THE SHOULDER UP! MINERVA IS ABLE TO ESCAPE THE SIGNATURE MANEUVER OF ALEX MYERS, WITH MUCH MORE FIGHT LEFT IN HER! ONCE AGAIN, ANOTHER COVER FROM ALEX MYERS THAT SEEMS TO RESULT IN THEIR DISAPPOINTMENT, AS IMMEDIATELY THEIR HANDS GO TO COVER THEIR HEAD! THE FACEPAINT FROM THE SIDE OF THEIR FACE SLOWLY PEELING OFF, PLASTERING ITSELF ONTO THEIR HANDS, AS THEY CONTEMPLATE WHAT IT IS THAT THEY NEED TO DO NEXT! THEY ARE CONTEMPLATING WHAT IT TAKES TO PICK UP THIS VICTORY!
Rich Russillo: Alex grabs Minerva by the head, as they lift them up, looking for another Pedigree-
James Peters: HEADBUTT FROM MINERVA! MINERVA DROPS TO THE GROUND AS… LOOK AT THIS!
Rich Russillo: JACK RIPLEY RE-ENTERS THE MATCH HERE WITH A HUGE SLINGSHOT DDT TO TAKE OUT ALEX MYERS! ALEX LANDS ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD, AS IF THEY WERE DOING AN INVOLUNTARY HANDSTAND, AS JACK RIPLEY QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Rich Russillo: KICK OUT FROM ALEX MYERS! THEIR SHOULDER IS UP OFF THE MAT!!! WHAT RESILIENCE SHOWN BY THE FORMER NEW BREED CHAMPION!
(The crowd goes ballistic, as each member of this match is now laying down in the ring, spread out of course. Whether it be Jack Ripley’s tiredness, especially considering how chaotic and fast paced this match has been, or the other three hit with finishing or signature maneuvers, all four Elitists are laying down just waiting to recover. The crowd claps for the show of heart from every Elitist in this match. The camera pans around the ring, as the competitors in this match slowly begin to show signs of life, signs that they are ready to continue this fight.)
James Peters: All four of these Elitists wiped themselves and others out, all four of these Elitists cleared the ring, and now all four of these Elitists are fighting to get back to their feet! Jack Ripley pushes himself off the mat here, as Minerva does the same alongside him! The two on their feet first… but instead of capitalizing… THEY INVITE THEIR OPPONENTS!!!
Minerva: (off-mic) We’re not cowards… like you…
Jack Ripley: (off-mic) Wanna make… your statement? Come… come do it…
(Ruler would grab onto Alex Myers’ head, as he helps them up to their feet. The two lean into each other in order to try and recover…)
Minerva: (off-mic) That’s it… stand on your own two feet…
Jack Ripley: (off-mic) If you can…
(And then… Alex Myers pushes Ruler. Not out if disrespect, or betrayal… out of motivation.)
Alex Myers: (off-mic) We’re finishing… this bullshit.
(Ruler grins.)
Ruler: (off-mic) That’s what I wanted… to hear…
(All four Elitists spent, but still getting their final chops in. Alex Myers looks towards Jack, Ruler towards Minerva… and then…)
James Peters: THEY COLLIDE ONCE MORE! THEY BEGIN TO TRADE PUNCHES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, USING ONE LAST WAVE OF ENERGY, SURGING THROUGH THEIR BODY, AS THEY TRADE PUNCHES! ONE, AFTER ANOTHER, AFTER ANOTHER! THESE FOUR ELITISTS BEGIN TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER RIGHT HERE, AS THEIR GRUDGE HAS SPAWNED INTO AN INSANE BATTLE BETWEEN THESE FOUR ELITISTS, AS THEY WEAR EACH OTHER DOWN! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH THEY’RE NOT CALLING IT QUITS!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA AND JACK RIPLEY ASKED RULER AND ALEX MYERS TO COME MAKE THEIR MESSAGE AT THEIR EXPENSE, THEY INVITED THEM TO DO WHAT THEY WARNED THEM NOT TO, BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HEED THOSE WARNINGS! THEY DIDN’T LISTEN! AND NOW, THEY’RE INVITING THEM TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THOSE ACTIONS!
James Peters: THE PUNCHES SLOW DOWN NOW, AS THEIR ARMS BEGIN TO DRAPE DOWN! THE TIREDNESS AND FATIGUE IS FINALLY SETTING IN… THEY CAN’T DO MUCH ELSE!
Rich Russillo: BUT THEY THROW ANYWAY! ALEX MYERS CONNECTS WITH A HUGE PALM STRIKE TO JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD!
James Peters: MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A SHORT ARM LARIAT TO RULER, THAT DOESN’T KNOCK HIM DOWN!
Rich Russillo: JACK RIPLEY FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW!
James Peters: RULER TOO FIRES BACK AT MINERVA, WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT UNDERNEATH THE CHIN!
(They all trade strikes, however… every Elitist falls forward…)
Crowd: :lupe:!!!
(Incidentally catching one another with their own body weight, dropping to a kneeling base.)
Rich Russillo: THEIR BODIES GIVE UP, BUT FATE ALLOWS THEM TO REMAIN! THEY’RE PRACTICALLY BEING BEGGED TO REMAIN IN THIS MATCH BY THEIR OWN WILL, THEIR OWN BODIES! NOTHING WILL LET THEM GIVE UP AND DROP OUT!
James Peters: THEY ALL SLOWLY CONTINUE RISING BACK TO THEIR FEET… BEFORE THE PUNCHES CONTINUE! ALBEIT MUCH SLOWER THIS TIME, THEY CONTINUE TRADING, BACK AND FORTH, UNTIL ONE TEAM GIVES OUT! PUNCH, AFTER PUNCH, AFTER PUNCH… IT’S RULER WHO DROPS DOWN FIRST!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOON AFTER, ALEX MYERS HEADBUTTS JACK RIPLEY AND THEY’RE SENT BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER! BARELY STANDING NOW, ALEX TURNS THEIR ATTENTION TO MINERVA! MINERVA COMES IN WITH A CLOTHESLIN-
James Peters: ALEX MYERS DUCKS IT! ALEX GOES FOR YET ANOTHER PEDIGREE-
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA SPINS OUT OF IT HERE! KICK TO ALEX’S GUT, AS SHE HOOKS THEIR HEAD! ATLAS FALLS! THE TWISTING BRAINBUSTER PLANTS ALEX MYERS DOWN INTO THE RING!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!
James Peters: NO! ALEX MYERS SLIPS OFF… ‘FINAL SYMPHONY’!!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA IS ABLE TO DROP ALEX TO THEIR FEET BEFORE THE FINAL SYMPHONY CONNECTS, RIGHT BEFORE THEY CAN HOOK INTO THE CRUCIFIX, BEFORE ALEX STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES! MINERVA SPRINTS FORWARD AND CLOCKS THEM WITH A LARIAT, SENDING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE! ALEX CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
James Peters: BUT LOOK BEHIND THEM! HERE COMES RULER! RULER GRABS MINERVA AND TURNS THEM AROUND, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH ‘BLOODRAYNE MAKER’!!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO, PLANTING MINERVA INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! MINERVA IS QUICKLY ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF IT, AS SHE PUSHES RULER FORWARD…
James Peters: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS ON RULER, AND RULER FALLS FLAT, AS JACK RIPLEY WAS WAITING FOR IT!!! HE FALLS DOWN, AS THE COVER BEGINS!!!!
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Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING, THEY’RE LOOKING TO END THE COVER-
James Peters: BUT MINERVA TAKES THEM DOWN AND APPLIES THE CATTLE MUTILATION! ‘OWL OF MINERVA’ TO KEEP THEM IN PLACE!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…. THE TEAM OF JACK RIPLEY… AND MIIIINEEEEERVVAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(‘Bounce Back’ by Big Sean begins to blare through the speakers as the Allianz Arena begin to come off their feet, cheering for Jack Ripley and Minerva. Minerva would quickly let go of the Cattle Mutilation, as Alex slowly begins to crawl to their friend, meanwhile Jack Ripley himself starts to climb to his feet, with the assistance of the ropes. Minerva would walk over, and extend a hand to Jack, who very quickly agrees to the help. The two had no prior history as a team, however, they no doubt earned one another’s respect at least for tonight, as united, they solved the problem that had been plaguing them for the past few weeks – Ruler’s drive to make a message at their expense, and Alex Myers provoking it, in their eyes. Jack Ripley and Minerva would approach the center of the ring, as the referee raises their arms.)
James Peters: What. A. War! These four Elitists, from start to finish, went non-stop in this Tornado Tag Match, and they refused to slow down in the slightest. Even when their bodies gave out on them, even when they almost collapsed, it’s almost as if fate attempted to bring them back into the match to finish it with how they collided and held one another up. They didn’t slow down, and in the end, Jack Ripley used ‘You’ll Float Too’ to pick up the victory!
Rich Russillo: It may be cliche to say “take nothing away from them”-
Persephone:- But you should take absolutely everything away from them. 😀
Rich Russillo: Well… I agree! (Silence…) Unfortunately I have been told to finish my sentence. Ahem. It may be cliche to say “take nothing away from them” but it’s true! Take NOTHING away from Ruler and Alex Myers as they stood toe-to-toe against a Hall of Famer and a future Hall of Famer, and they gave it their all! It may not have panned out, but it DEFINITELY showed their fighting spirit!
Persephone:…Now can we take everything away from them?
Rich Russillo: Yes, Persephone-Swaaaaaan!!! <333333
Persephone: nvm.
James Peters: I agree with Rich here, however, the focus here will be on the victors. Once again, Minerva picks up a victory, and Jack Ripley himself picks up a victory he has been waiting a LONG time for. Congratulations!
(The camera would linger as the two celebrated on separate corners. The crowd continued to cheer. We see Ruler and Alex Myers talking to one another, as Ruler is sitting in the bottom corner, Minerva and Jack showing no remorse. Eventually, we fade out to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for EAW 2K24.)
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(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits. A mixed reaction pours out from the fans. Xander Payne steps out with Ryan Wilson, all business. Ryan talks to him as they head down the ramp, likely discussing the big match up that is about to happen.)
Stew-O: Determined. Ruthless. Xander and Ryan have done everything they could so that DOMINION could be at the top of the competition. Both men have sought to capture the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, trying to add gold to their ranks. So far, Ryan was unsuccessful in his attempt, but tonight, Xander could be the one to take the championship from Bronson Daniels.
Jake Mercer: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Flannery McCoy: Xander does pose a credible threat. He has a massive chip on his shoulder, not pleased with how everything has turned out for them in the past. They already had to deal with some unfortunate stumbles in their pursuit for the Unified Tag Titles. Of course, as mentioned previously, Ryan came close but ultimately failed in capturing the championship from Bronson. Tonight is a must win for DOMINION.
(Xander is in the ring while Ryan gets himself situated by ringside. Then, ‘Clash of Gods’ by Norihito Sumitomo hits. The fans get loud with their cheers as Bronson Daniels steps out, the championship shining on his shoulder. He looks around, taking in the scene before he heads down to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn.
Flannery McCoy: Wow. Way to show our world champion respect!
Jake Mercer: He won’t ever get my respect. I don’t care.
Stew-O: I don’t think Bronson necessarily needs your respect at all, Jake. All he needs is the respect of the fans, which he has been able to have ever since he returned to EAW a year ago. It’s amazing how quickly things can change for a person.
Flannery McCoy: Bronson had the fairytale ending last month at Reckless Wiring, realizing his potential of becoming a world champion. However, his story is far from done. One chapter has been closed, but now in this new chapter, Bronson seeks to go down as one of the all-time greats. He already has a solid title defense in, but the task is even harder this time around with a private Xander Payne standing in his way.
(Bronson enters and raises the championship, garnering a positive reaction. He gets into his corner, all while Xander stares him down. His theme fades, and Stephie Love speaks.)
Stephie Love: The following Dynasty-sanctioned contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: (in E minor German) EIN STURZ!!!!Z!!!!!
Stephie Love: And it is a no disqualification match for the EAW WOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAAMPIONSHIIIIP!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger! Accompanied by his DOMINION teammate Ryan Wilson, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 255 pounds…. He is the EAW Hall of Famer…. XAAAAAAANDER PAAAAAAAAAAYNE!
(Xander gets himself ready.)
Stephie Love: And the champion! From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 190 pounds… he is ‘The Emperor of the New World’—
Jake Mercer: (mumbling) The dick eating is crazy.
Stephie Love: — BROOOOOOOONSOOOOOOOON DAAAAAAAAAAAAANIELS!!!
(Bronson nods. The title is handed over to the referee where they raise it up high for everyone to see. They hand it over to the ringside crew. Ryan watches on, wanting to see his friend win tonight, regardless of the issues that have plagued DOMINION. Xander stretches before he steps to the middle. So too does Bronson.)
(Then, the official calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Xander! Bronson! The two circle around in the ring, already being privy of who will make the first move. Xander is smart of a wrestler as they come, but the size difference could come into play–
Jake Mercer: Squash him like a bug. Kill him. Flatten him more than when he flatlined when he used to do his nasty coke binges.
Flannery McCoy: … *What*?
Jake Mercer: Stupid, pity-seeking druggie. One-match wonder. Xander Payne will send him crying to Jake Smith, and the two can do all of us a favor by NEVER existing in EAW again.
Flannery McCoy: You need help. Go to therapy. This is–
Stew-O: — NOT GOING WELL FOR XANDER AS THE CHAMPION DUCKS UNDER HIS ARMS AND LIGHTS HIM UP WITH A SERIES OF KICKS TO THE LEGS! DANIELS IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ENSURE THAT XANDER IS GETTING THE PRESSURE APPLIED TO HIM!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?! ALREADY?! COME ON, XANDER, DON’T LET THAT STUPID TWIG KICK YOU AROUND LIKE THIS!
Flannery McCoy: HE MAY HAVE HEARD YOU JAKE, BECAUSE XANDER IS ABLE TO SHOVE BRONSON AWAY FROM HIM! WOW! WHAT A LOT OF URGENCY COMING FROM THE CHAMPION HERE IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: And Bronson seems intent on keeping that going as he rolls backward and pops back up to his feet! He charges at Xander! Forearm to the face! Payne backs up into the corner, and now, Daniels goes back in to pepper him with a series of punches! The challenger is covering himself up, trying to block as many of those shots as he can!
Jake Mercer: Haha! Look at Xander! He’s so smart! He’s not going to let Bronson easily molly-whop him! Bronson can try all he likes, but his minuscule strikes aren’t going to deter the hall of famer! See?! Xander just grabbed him and pushed him into the corner! Now, he’s going to let that sham get it! Clothesline–
Flannery McCoy: No, Bronson ducks! Xander whips around, and he’s met with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK! XANDER STAGGERS! RYAN ON THE OUTSIDE IS ALREADY LOOKING CONCERNED!
Stew-O: Bronson has been able to take the fight to Xander so far! He’s doing everything he can so that he gets to walk out of Germany with a title defense in the books! Given all he’s had to deal with DOMINION in recent weeks, there’s a lot he wants to make sure he wins this! He lands a few punches to Xander who’s walking around, trying to shake off the cobwebs! Bronson grabs his arm and sends him towards the ropes–
Jake Mercer: But Xander isn’t budging! Veteran instincts at play as he has his left arm hooked around the top rope! Another brilliant move by the best wrestler in the world! :blessed: Bronson’s puny little mind couldn’t come up with anything like this.
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is also known for his high in-ring IQ, though…….
Jake Mercer: Before the coke? Maybe.
Stew-O: Bronson isn’t making Xander move. He goes to grab the other arm, but Payne strikes him across the face! He grabs Bronson’s arm and whips him into the ropes! He looks for a boot to the face, but Bronson SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE ATTACKING LEG! He pops up! Xander turns! Bronson jumps up, wrapping his legs around his shoulders, possibly looking for a hurricanrana…
Jake Mercer: BAHAHAHA! He’s stuck! Xander scoped that out! There’s plenty of brains to go with the brawn, and the former world heavyweight champion stops him dead in his tracks! Xander uses his core strength to hulk him up into a powerbomb position. He turns to the ropes, bouncing his back on the top of it! He could slam him down–
Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT JUST GAVE BRONSON THE MOMENTUM HE NEEDED! HURRICANRANA LANDS! XANDER TUMBLES ACROSS THE RING! HE SLIDES OUT, AND RYAN MEETS UP WITH HIM! XANDER DOESN’T LOOK TOO HAPPY ABOUT WHAT’S BEEN UNFOLDING SO FAR!
Stew-O: BUT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE BRONSON IS HITTING THE ROPES! HE’S GOING TO STRIKE!
Jake Mercer: No! Xander! Ryan! MOVE!
Flannery McCoy: That they do! They scurry to the side, and Bronson backflips right in the center of the ring! The fans seem impressed, but DOMINION? Not at all!
Jake Mercer: Wait a minute, what is Bronson doing *now*?! He just hopped over the top rope and is on the apron!
Stew-O: He has something in mind, that’s for certain! Xander and Ryan turn around, and Bronson runs! He gets the momentum and LEAPS OFF! DOUBLE KNEES TO BOTH MEN!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Again, both of them were able to move out of the way, but this time, it was at the last possible second!
Jake Mercer: :blessed:
Stew-O: Bronson manages to land on his feet, avoiding disaster on his part! The champion rolls forward, mitigating the momentum! He stands, and he brings his attention straight towards them! Xander snarls! Payne advances forth! Another clothesline attempt!
Jake Mercer: Ugh, but that slippery bastard Bronson goes under the arm– OH! BUT LOOK! RYAN IS GOING AFTER HIM! YES! GET ‘EM, RYAN!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan Wilson went for a punch, but Bronson caught the fist! He grabs the arm and spins, pushing past him! However, Ryan locks his arm around his! He spins around himself–
Stew-O: AND HE JUST WHIPPED BRONSON INTO XANDER, WHO LATCHES ON TO HIM! PAYNE SCOOPS HIM UP INTO A LIFT AND SENDS HIM CRASHING DOWN WITH A HELLACIOUS EXPLODER SUPLEX! :damn: BRONSON CRIES OUT AS HS HAND GOES STRAIGHT TO HIS BACK!!
Jake Mercer: 😂😂😂 It was all a PLOY! GENIUS! Big Brain Xander and Ryan outsmarted Mr. “hE’S kNoWn FoR hIs hIgH IQ ThO!!!”, and that gave the hall of famer the advantage here! Now, Xander leads him back up and RAMS him into the barricade! He isn’t going to relent here! Neither should he! It’s no disqualifications, and that means he has a free license to do whatever he can to hurt him!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: DOMINION has become more and more vicious during the past few weeks. Xander is sharp-minded and calculating, but there’s also that brutality that he can bring out in matches such as these. Bronson is trying to get away, but Payne stomps down on him! He’s not letting him get any inch of distance!
Stew-O: Xander yanks the champion up and Irish-whips him into the steel steps! He’s just not wasting any time whatsoever! Already he’s doing whatever he can to damage Bronson early on in this match!
Jake Mercer: All part of the plan, Stew, and from where I sit? It’s working fabulously. Aww, and would you look at that? The moron is trying to… crawl underneath the ring? Lmfaoooooo, Bronson is SCARED!
Flannery McCoy: Scared? *Bronson Daniels*? That absolutely makes no sense, Jake. Can you stop hating on him for once?!
Jake Mercer: No.
Flannery McCoy: 🙄
Stew-O: Bronson is partially under the ring, but Xander grabs him by the feet, stopping him from slipping away! He pulls him out and–
( ***THWACK!!!*** )
Jake Mercer: NO!! OH MY GOD!! KENDO STICK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE!!
Flannery McCoy: Uh-huh. Again, who’s scared of who, again?
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stew-O: XANDER IS A MASTER WHEN IT COMES TO WRESTLING, BUT SO TOO IS BRONSON DANIELS!! THE CHAMPION JUST CRACKED THE STICK ACROSS XANDER’S FACE!! THE CHALLENGER BACKS UP, LOOKING TO BE IN AGONY ALREADY! HANDS GO TO HIS FACE!!
( ***THWAAAAAAAACKKK!!!*** )
Jake Mercer: BRONSON SAT UP AND SENT THE KENDO STICK TOWARDS THE MIDSECTION! XANDER HOWLS OUT! DAMN IT! BRONSON IS ACTUALLY MOUNTING A COMEBACK HERE!
Flannery McCoy: And Bronson uses the stick to help push himself back up to his feet! The fans are rooting him on! The world heavyweight champion rushes forward and swings! ANOTHER brutal shot lands, and Xander stumbles around! He rolls underneath the bottom rope and is back in the ring! Again, that methodical mind is at work, even with him in so much pain right now!
Jake Mercer: Yes, Xander! Get away from that brute! Bronson is absolutely VILE! How can he even do this!?
Flannery McCoy: Because, like you said, this is *no disqualifications*!
Jake Mercer: I think that kendo stick is loaded with something! That should be illegal!!
Flannery McCoy: ???
Stew-O: ‘Loaded’ or not – how on Earth would *that* even work? – it is still appropriate under the circumstances of this match! Bronson, inside the ring, charges at Payne, who was trying to gather his bearings as he leaned on the ropes! Another swing!
Jake Mercer: Oh, but he moves! AND NOW THAT IDIOT BRONSON IS GOING TO HIT HIMSELF ON THE FACE AS THE STICK BOUNCES OFF–
Flannery McCoy: … He just stops it. :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: I hate it here.
Stew-O: Bronson at least had the presence of mind to stop the kendo stick from hitting himself! He turns to Xander and raises his arms up high, readying for another hit–
Jake Mercer: Actually, I DON’T hate it here! Ryan with the save as he grabs the stick! He YANKS it out of Bronson’s hands! The champion doesn’t look pleased, though!
Flannery McCoy: Oh, but Xander rushes in! KNEE TO THE GUT! Once again, DOMINION is one step ahead of Daniels! The champion hunches over, clutching his midsection. However, Xander is already on the move, lifting him up… GUTBUSTER! A nasty combination of moves there! Bronson Daniels is down!
Stew-O: It’s clear that Ryan and Xander came into Territorial Invasion with a plan on how to tackle the usually perceptive champion, and their game plan is working. The challenger mounts him, striking him with fists to the head! He’s just wailing on Bronson at this rate!
Jake Mercer: Bronson is getting what has been coming to him for a long time now ever since he somehow usurped my Limothy, Conqueror of Pity-Seeking Elitists and Comeback Merchants. Luck isn’t on his fraudulent side anymore. The clock has struck at midnight, and now, this bum’s fairytale is coming to its much-needed end!
Flannery McCoy: You are not calling Limmy that for real, Jake. Besides, I don’t exactly think he’d appreciate you disrespecting anyone like that, considering his own story and the comeback he’s had to have that reign of his.
Jake Mercer: Okay? And that’s why Kassidy Heart owns you. NEO lasted longer, by the way.
Flannery McCoy: Look, I never claimed to be the perfect general manager, and I get she still hates me. That’s fine. However–
Stew-O: — We need to focus back on the in-ring action before we somehow get an impromptu Jake versus Flannery match at Territorial Invasion! While you two were bickering away, Xander brought Bronson into the corner, continuing his flurry of strikes! The champion looks worse for wear!
Jake Mercer: Bronson sure does, doesn’t he? Not a good place for the champion to be… but it certainly is for me! Xander is still trying to shake off the effects of those kendo shots, but he’s in firm control here. He sizes Bronson up and starts to go to town with those machine-gun strikes to the chest! Vintage Payne here!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: And if people can recall, Bronson’s chest was put through the wringer during the Dome of Death match back at Reckless Wiring! It’s been nearly a month, and while those bruises and colors have faded, there’s no telling if the effects of that match have completely dissipated! Once again, Xander is being purposeful with his moves here!
Jake Mercer: Good! The only reason Bronson even has the title is because all of those injuries Limmy suffered compounded, and he couldn’t do much when Bronson made him fall! Karma is a god, yessir! Shout out to Taylor!
Stew-O: Xander backs up and comes rushing in, SLAMMING HIS FOREARM INTO THE CHEST! Bronson gasps but air, but he won’t get much of it! Corner step-up enzuigiri connects — with Xander’s foot striking that same area AGAIN! Bronson drops down to a seated position, absolutely rocked! Bronson holds on to the ropes, trying to get back up…
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S NOT HAPPENING! XANDER RUNS IN AND FLIPS FORWARD! YES!! ‘KODIAK BLAST’!!! SHOTGUN DROPKICK SENDS BRONSON CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! HE JUST FALLS DOWN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES! A ROTTED, OVERRATED BRAND OF POTATOES, BUT POTATOES NONETHELESS!!
Flannery McCoy: And look at Ryan! He’s almost celebrating! I think those series of plans that ended up working were all put in place so that Xander could beat Bronson quickly with little effort involved! Payne drags Daniels to the center of the ring and covers!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Stew-O: Kick-out! The fans cheer! Xander has been able to get some impressive offensive moves in along with his plans, but still, the valiant champion isn’t ready to give up! He’s far from done!
Jake Mercer: … Tch. Of course. However, not even Bronson is exempt from getting hurt and battered. Still, Xander doesn’t look *exactly* bothered. This isn’t his first rodeo dealing with persistent Elitists who just can’t seem to give up for their own good! He hoists the champion up, already working on the next course of action! He walks over to the corner and gets Bronson situated on the top rope.
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Ryan! Go get it! Set it up quickly!
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) Got it!
Flannery McCoy: And Ryan Wilson… JUST GOT OUT A TABLE?! OH! HE SLIDES IT INTO THE RING AND STARTS TO SET T UP! Meanwhile, Bronson looks hurt! This could be incredibly bad for him! Xander climbs up, all the while punching him to make sure he doesn’t fight back! The challenger has the champion dead to rights! He grabs him and starts to lift him up! Xander is going to try and SUPERPLEX HIM INTO THE TABLE!
Stew-O: Oh, but Bronson lands a punch to the midsection! He isn’t entirely out of this fight! He fires off more punches! The champion is doing everything he can so that he doesn’t have to go and have an awful landing! Bronson sees the table and Ryan and realizes what could very well happen!
Jake Mercer: Xander isn’t having it! He lands some clubbing blows to the back of Bronson! The challenger is killing the roaring flames of the champion! Bronson ends up stopping entirely! The chance is right there for the hall of famer to seize now!
Flannery McCoy: And Xander goes to grab him… BUT BRONSON JUST SLIPPED UNDERNEATH HIM! HE HAS A HOLD OF HIM! OH MY GOD! IS HE GOING TO GO FOR A POWERBOMB ON HIM!?
Stew-O: THAT VERY WELL COULD BE– OR WOULD’VE, IF XANDER DIDN’T JUST CLOCK HIM IN THE FACE! MORE PUNCHES LAND! BRONSON HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO!
Jake Mercer: Whew. That could’ve been bad!
Flannery McCoy: HANG ON! BRONSON KICKS THE BACK OF XANDER’S LEG! PAYNE GOES DOWN, CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: W-WHAT?!
Stew-O: XANDER IN A PRECARIOUS SITUATION HERE! AND THE CHAMPION KNOWS THIS! XANDER IS TRAPPED, AND BRONSON GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! BACKSTABBER!!
Jake Mercer: DAMN IT! XANDER IS DOWN! RYAN’S SMILE JUST GOT WIPED OFF! THINGS ARE STARTING TO UNRAVEL HERE!! RYAN WILSON GOES TO BRONSON, GRABBING HIM FROM BEHIND! YES! GET HIM!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON SPINS, TAKES HOLD OF HIM, AND SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING! RYAN DROPS TO THE GROUND! THAT PLAN DIDN’T GO EXACTLY AS PLANNED!
Flannery McCoy: Bad for Xander, but it’s an opportunity for Bronson to capitalize! Payne is down on the mat, clutching his back as the pain courses through his body, while Bronson…?
Jake Mercer: … what is he doing?
(The cameras focus on the champion, grinning from ear to ear. He starts pumping his muscles, flexing his biceps.)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) MUSCLE! MUSCLE! MUSCLE!
(He takes hold of Xander.)
Stew-O: No way… NO WAY! BRONSON IS USING HIS STRENGTH TO *DEADLIFT XANDER PAYNE UP INTO A POWERBOMB*!!
Crowd: KKECJWNKRNWNRKVNWNRVKWRNVNNKEWRVLVLKE!!
Jake Mercer: …
Flannery McCoy: HE HAS HIM UP! BRONSON IS LIFTING 255 POUNDS ALL BY HIMSELF! HE WALKS OVER TO THE TABLE, AND–
(***CRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!***)
Stew-O: **HE SENDS XANDER PAYNE THROUGH THE TABLE!!** :damn: :damn: :damn:
Bronson Daniels: https://media.tenor.com/tjWPZrVtsiYAAAAd/luffy-gear-5.gif
Jake Mercer: … This is why Bleach is better.
Flannery McCoy: Look at all of that wood that is all over the ring! Xander looks like he could be out! Ryan manages to come back to a stand outside and sees the aftermath! He looks absolutely horrified!
Stew-O: He has every right to, because Bronson drops down and hooks the leg!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Jake Mercer: Oh, thank GAWD! Xander raises the shoulder up!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is still in this match! However, with an insane move like that we just witnessed, who knows how much further he can go? He and Ryan will have to try and find a different plan to make on the fly, if they even can, because that backfired in their faces BADLY!
Jake Mercer: Well… they don’t need to worry! I mean, sure, it wasn’t ideal… Bronson made Xander go through the table… b-but not all hope is lost! I believe that Xander will be a two-time world heavyweight champion!
Stew-O: That could be, but right now, the tides of this match have shifted dramatically to Bronson’s favor! The champion works his way back up, dusting off any pain he could be feeling right now. Xander is still down. Daniels leads him up and strikes him with a roundhouse! Xander drops to a knee! Bronson bounces off the ropes and lands the basement single-legged dropkick! Xander got wiped out!
Jake Mercer: Bronson is getting the ball rolling, and whenever he’s able to connect the dots, it’s hard to stop him! The champion walks towards the turnbuckle and scales it! His eyes are locked in on the hurt challenger!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is looking to take into the skies… BUT HE CAN’T! RYAN HAS A HOLD OF HIM FROM ON THE APRON! Bronson isn’t pleased by it at all! The desperate Wilson keeps his foot down, but Bronson strikes him in the head! He goes down! Xander’s partner is out of the way, and Bronson’s attention quickly goes back to the challenger! At least he wasn’t distracted for too long!
Stew-O: An ideal situation for the champion as he didn’t want to waste any time! He leaps off — ‘Flying Brosons’, BUT IT’S FROM ALL THE WAY UP THERE IN THE AIR!
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Jake Mercer: NOBODY’S HOME TO CATCH HIM, BECAUSE XANDER MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! BRONSON LANDS WITHIN THE HEAP OF SHATTERED WOOD! HE GRIMACES IN PAIN A BIT AS HE COMES TO A KNEE, HOLDING ON TO HIS STOMACH–
Flannery McCoy: — ALL FOR XANDER TO STAB HIM IN THE FOREHEAD WITH ONE OF THOSE PIECES!
Stew-O: OH GOD! XANDER MANAGED TO FIND A SHARP PART OF THE TABLE, AND BRONSON IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN! XANDER’S REPEATEDLY POKING HIM IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IT! BLOOD IS STARTING TO POUR DOWN HIS FACE! XANDER IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS!
Jake Mercer: XANDER STOPS, AND BRONSON COLLAPSES! XANDER IS STILL SHAKY ON HIS FEET FROM THAT POWERBOMB, BUT HE WAS ABLE TO CATCH THE CHAMPION OFF GUARD! THE CHALLENGER NOW STANDS TALL!
Flannery McCoy: Gosh, that was absolutely *brutal* to watch… but these types of matches always bring out that sort of violence. With the chip that’s been on Xander’s shoulders, you can only imagine he gets some sort of sick catharsis from this. :lupe: He drops that wooden piece and gets Bronson up on his shoulder. He rushes forward towards the corner and LAUNCHES HIM RIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BRONSON GOES HEAD-FIRST! MORE BLOOD SEEMS TO BE SEEPING OUT! HE’S OUT IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: BRONSON IS IN A BAD SPOT! XANDER PSYCHES HIMSELF UP AND RACES FORWARD! FLIPPING FORWARD, THE CANNONBALL SENTON CONNECTS! ‘NAPALM BLAST’!! ALL OF HIS BODY WEIGHT CAME CRASHING INTO THE CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: ADRENALINE IS COURSING THROUGH HIM, NOW! PAYNE HAS HIM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTED HIM TO BE! RYAN COMES AROUND, CHEERING AND ENCOURAGING HIM ON! THIS COULD BE IT! GOD, I HOPE IT IS!
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S WHAT XANDER IS THINKING! HE’S NOT WASTING TIME! HE LEADS BRONSON TOWARDS THE RING ROPES AND PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THEM! BRONSON COMES BACK ON THE REBOUND, AND XANDER HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! ‘LAST SEDATION’ — AND HE SLAMMED BRONSON DANIELS DOWN *ONTO THE BROKEN WOODEN PIECES OF THE TABLE*!! XANDER DROPS DOWN AND COVERS!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
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Stew-O: ** NO! BRONSON DANIELS KICKS OUT! **
Jake Mercer: Man…
Flannery McCoy: HOLY HELL! HOW DID HE EVEN DO THAT?! I CAN BARELY EVEN SPEAK BECAUSE THE FANS IN ATTENDANCE ARE ABSOLUTELY LOSING THEIR MINDS! BUT IN THE RING, YOU CAN SEE THAT XANDER IS STARTING TO LET THAT FRUSTRATION SEEP OUT! HE HAD MANY MOMENTS WHERE HE WAS A STEP AHEAD OF BRONSON, BUT THE CHAMPION CONTINUES TO PERSEVERE!
Stew-O: Ryan, on the outside, is equally as annoyed! For all we know, that could’ve been Xander’s best shot at winning the championship!
Jake Mercer: Don’t say that.
Flannery McCoy: Bloodied and hurt, Bronson is still in this match — and that isn’t going well for Payne. He gets him up and SLAMS him down with a vertical suplex! Gosh, you can see the welts and cuts that are already outlining Bronson’s back! Xander isn’t giving him any chance for mercy, though! He KNOWS he has to end things as quickly as possible! He takes him up, and I think he looking for *another* ‘Last Sedation!’ If he gets it, then that’s it!
Stew-O: Actually… that doesn’t seem to be the case! Xander’s attention is on the corner! I think he’s looking to punish Bronson even more!
Jake Mercer: As he should! Take as much of the fight out of him as he can! Bronson is just too stubborn for his own good! Payne gets a running start, ready to toss Bronson out–
Flannery McCoy: — BUT *HE’S* SENT INTO THE CORNER HIMSELF! HURRICANRANA! XANDER GOES THROUGH THE ROPES, AND HIS SHOULDER HITS THE STEEL POST! HE’S HANGING HALFWAY OUT!
Stew-O: Xander is in agony! He holds on to the shoulder! Ryan runs over to him, trying to check on his partner! Just when we thought Xander had Bronson in a troubling spot, his attempts continue to be thwarted! Xander pulls back after a while, coming back to a shaky stand!
Jake Mercer: Well, uh, it’s fine! Everything is under control! Sure, that was less-than-ideal situation for him, *sure*, but it’s not like Bronson is in any shape to finish him–
Flannery McCoy: ‘CELESTIAL WHIRLWIND’!! THE DOUBLE BACK HANDSPRING KICK LANDS FLUSH!
Jake Mercer: !!
Stew-O: XANDER CRUMBLES TO HIS KNEES! BRONSON SCURRIES RIGHT BEHIND HIM! HE REVS UP THE ARM, AND CHARGES FORWARD! ‘MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF’!! THE ELBOW CATCHES HIM AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!
Jake Mercer: Did I ever say how much I *hate* it here?
Flannery McCoy: You did, and Xander likely would too if he were conscious! However, the champion knocked him out, and now, he gets the pin!
Jake Mercer: …Did I really just jinx Xander?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: What did I do to deserve such a cruel fate in life?
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake Mercer: God, I beg of you, please. Don’t let this man win…
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: https://media0.giphy.com/media/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD/giphy.gif
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Stew-O: ** RYAN WILSON! RYAN WILSON JUST PULLED XANDER PAYNE OUT OF THE RING! **
Jake Mercer: Inshallah. 🙏
Flannery McCoy: Ryan wouldn’t let his partner get that loss! Some of the fans don’t like it, but again, this match is no disqualifications! He can do whatever he can to help Xander out, and this time, his help has paid off in a BIG way! A second too late, and Bronson would’ve retained!
Stew-O: The champion looks on as Ryan checks up on Xander, who is barely regaining his footing. Both Elitists have put one another through hell so far! At least Xander is getting a moment to gather his bearings now, thanks to Wilson’s involvement.
Jake Mercer: Oh, bless Ryan Wilson. Put this man in the hall of fame next year! Or, at the very least, put him in before Bronson ever does and disgraces the sanctity of such a prestigious and amazing accomplishment!
Flannery McCoy: Oh, so you *acknowledge* that there’s a chance? :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: Shut up!
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol: Either way, Ryan is helping Xander get back into this match. Xander seems to be coming to– oh, hang on! Bronson is on the apron! He gets a RUNNING START AND LEAPS OFF!
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Stew-O: ‘FLYING BRONSONS’, BUT THIS TIME, IT NOT ONLY CONNECTS, BUT IT TAKES DOWN *BOTH RYAN WILSON AND XANDER PAYNE*!!
Jake Mercer: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: BOTH DOMINION MEMBERS TAKE A HARD TUMBLE! BRONSON CAUGHT THEM BY SURPRISE! I THINK THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD CLIPPED THE BARRICADE ON THE WAY DOWN AS WELL! :yikes:
Stew-O: Bronson came out of nowhere and is putting a wrench into Xander Payne’s plan of becoming a world champion for the second time in his career! Xander looks like he’s seeing stars at this rate! Bronson wipes the blood from his face and grabs him! The champion brings him back into the ring! He gets him up, preparing to finish this! ‘Savage Mode’!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! XANDER GETS OUT OF HIS CLUTCHES! HE TRAPS THE ARMS AND PULL HIM THROUGH INTO THE SAITO SUPLEX! ‘DAWNBREAKER!’
Jake Mercer: KXKSKSKSPALAKSKS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HE GRABS XANDER, SLAMMING HIM TO THE MAT ON THE WAY DOWN! AGAIN, THE BACK OF HIS HEAD JUST COLLIDED WITH A SURFACE!!
Jake Mercer: You have GOT to be kidding me! Xander is working his way back up, but like you said, that part of his head has become a target! Xander can barely stand still at this point! It’s like he’ll drop down! Bronson sees this, too! He’s going in for the kill!
Flannery McCoy: He points at Xander and pivots on his feet, bringing the attacking leg up! ‘CHROME HEARTS’—
Stew-O: EVADED! XANDER MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! :damn: EVEN WITH HOW HURT HE IS, HE WAS STILL ABLE TO AVOID DISASTER! NOW, THE CHAMPION IS LEFT OUT OF THE OPEN!
Jake Mercer: AND XANDER SMELLS BLOOD! ‘O.D’!! PALM STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE NOSE!! HE’S GONNA WIN—
Flannery McCoy: Well, if he gets Bronson back in the ring quickly! He just rolled to the outside! I don’t know if it’s because Xander hit him *that* hard or Bronson did it intentionally, but the challenger is going to have to scramble now!
Jake Mercer: :noah:
Stew-O: Xander is moving a bit slower than he did when this match first started, but he’s hustling! No wasted movement on his part! He goes to Bronson and grabs him by the hair, trying to get him back in! However, Bronson presses his hand against the apron, stopping him from achieving that! An elbow is driven to Xander’s gut! Then another!
Jake Mercer: Now, Bronson slips away! Xander charges at him, but he’s stunned with a kick to the gut! Uppercut! Bronson runs in with a flying forearm, but Xander moves—
Flannery McCoy: AND THERE’S RYAN WILSON, RUNNING IN WITH A SUPERKICK—
Stew-O: —BUT BRONSON MOVES—
Jake Mercer: — **AND THE SUPERKICK HITS XANDER INSTEAD!!!** :damn: XANDER FALLS TO HIS KNEES! RYAN IS IN SHOCK! THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! GOD, WHYYYYYYYY?!!
Flannery McCoy: BEHIND RYAN IS BRONSON! THE CHAMPION GRABS HIM AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! RYAN DROPS DOWN! THINGS ARE DEVOLVING RAPIDLY FOR DOMINION! BRONSON HOBBLES OVER TO XANDER AND LEADS HIM UP! HE’S THROWN BACK INTO THE RING! BRONSON FOLLOWS SUIT—
Stew-O: AND RYAN GRABS HIM BY THE ANKLE! EVEN WITH HIM DOWN, HE IS DOING *EVERYTHING* TO HELP XANDER THE BEST WAY THAT HE CAN!
Jake Mercer: Now THAT is a true friend! Bronson’s wouldn’t know that, though. If he did, he’d be in Cancun with Jake Smith right about now!
Flannery McCoy: You made the same joke at Reckless Wiring!
Jake Mercer: Fine! Shanghai!
Flannery McCoy: You are RIDICULOUS! Either way, Bronson just stomped on Ryan’s hand and he slides back into the ring—
Stew-O: — AND HE’S GRABBED BY XANDER IN A THREE-QUARTER FACELOCK!!
Jake Mercer: OMG!!!!!!! A STUNNER????
Xander Payne: :cmon:
Flannery McCoy: NO! HE DRIVES THE HEAD TO THE MAT, SPIKING BRONSON! THE CHAMPION JUST FALLS FROM THAT UNINTENDED HEADSTAND AND FLOPS DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! XANDER LINES HIM UP AND HITS A WICKED SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: XANDER GETS ALL OF IT! HE DAMN NEAR FALLS, BUT HE STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, BEING ABLE TO REMAIN UPRIGHT FROM THEM! HE HAS A GOOD CHANCE OF PUTTING BRONSON AWAY NOW!
(Bronson is completely laid out. Xander’s attention then turns over to Ryan Wilson, who is working his way back up to his feet. Xander frowns.)
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Hey, you idiot! Next time, don’t just kick me in the face!
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) … what? It was an accident.
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Well, be smarter and accidents wouldn’t need to happen! I could’ve already won the match, you know!
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) And you think it’s smart for you to run your mouth off at me? *Now*?
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Excuse me—
(Xander stops himself. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes. Ultimately, Ryan was right. Any more time wasted, and Xander wouldn’t be able to win the title.)
Xander Payne: (off-mic) … *Fine*. Just hurry up and hand me the chair.
(Ryan nods and obliges, fighting through the pain to search underneath the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Some heated words there by Ryan and Xander. However, it seems like they’re intent on getting this match to end in their favor. Ryan has a chair and slides it into the ring for Xander to grab. That’s become quite the fond item for Xander lately!
Stew-O: Yes, and we’ve seen before how Xander had been able to lay Bronson out with it! He’s going to hit Bronson, who is barely hanging on by a thread!
Jake Mercer: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: NO WASTED TIME! XANDER TAKES A HARD SWING AT HIM!
Crowd: :damn:
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Stew-O: *BUT XANDER MISSES THE SHOT! BRONSON MOVED!*
Crowd: :damn: :damn:
Jake Mercer: ** AND THE CHAIR HITS THE ROPE, BOUNCING RIGHT BACK INTO HIS FACE!!! **
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: XANDER DROPS TO A KNEE! THE CHAIR FALLS TO THE MAT! HE CLUTCHES HIS FACE, SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN! AND RYAN WILSON IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED!
Stew-O: BRONSON IS UP! HE GRABS THE CHAIR! HE RAISES IT UP HIGH AND BRINGS IT RIGHT DOWN!!
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Jake Mercer: NO! NO! BRONSON JUST KILLED HIM! ARREST THIS SICK PSYCHO!! NOW!!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER DROPS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! BRONSON MAKES HIS WAY TO THE CORNER AND SCALES TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! HE TAKES OFF— AND THE SPIRAL TAP CONNECTS! A ‘LEAP OF FAITH’ HAS BEEN TAKEN!
Stew-O: BRONSON COVERS! BRONSON COVERS!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!)
Jake Mercer: I’m going to vomit…
(‘Clash of Gods’ hits the air, spurring the fans to get up and cheer like crazy. A bloodied and exhausted Bronson Daniels comes to his knees, relief washing over him. He wipes off the blood from his face again. The referee hands him the title, and Daniels gingerly works his way back up to his feet. With help from the official, he raises his arm in victory.)
Stephie Love: Here is YOUR winner…. aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd STILL the EAW Worlf Heavyweight Champion, BROOOOOOOOONSOOOOOOOON DAAAAAAAAAAAAANIEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLS!
Jake Mercer: 😔
Stew-O: WHAT. A. MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: I’m inclined to agree, Stew! Xander and Bronson tore into each other as we all expected them to do. Likewise, Xander came in with a solid game plan, and that was out on full display until the end. Bronson was able to overcome the stacked odds that DOMINION possessed, and he gets to stand tall as the winner *and* the champion.
Stew-O: Not to mention that this is the first singles win Bronson has been able to pick up against Xander Payne! Xander pulled out all the stops for this match, and it almost looked as if things would’ve repeated for him with another win over Daniels. He did everything he could, but it wasn’t enough tonight. Bronson has grown a lot, and he was able to accomplish everything in just this one title defense alone!
Jake Mercer: Fiiiine. Kudos, or whatever. Good effort. Xander is still better though since he’s beaten Bronson many times before. Almost like a certain someone… 🤭
Flannery McCoy: Shut up.
(Bronson leaves the ring. Some of the medical and crew members come out to check on him. He’s at least able to walk on his own. He heads up the ramp, proud as can be as he continues to show off the championship he’s successfully retained.)
(Inside the ring, though, Xander sits up. Disappointment covers him. Ryan Wilson comes in and kneels besides his friend, checking on him.)
Stew-O: I’m sure the loss has to sting for him. It’s been a while since he had a world title opportunity, so he was looking forward to trying to become a two-time world champion. Xander’s methods may rub some people the wrong way at times, but he and Ryan have always wanted to lead their divisions and be the best that they could be.
(Ryan consoles Xander, pulling him in for a hug.)
Jake Mercer: This blows. But hey, maybe the management team can give them another shot! 2-on-1 handicap for the World Heavyweight Championship, anyone?!
Flannery McCoy: This match was essentially just like that, in a way, Jake.
Jake Mercer: I just don’t want that moron Bronson to taint that championship any lo—
(***CRAAAAAAAAACK!!***)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?! XANDER PAYNE JUST CRACKED RYAN WILSON OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!
Jake Mercer: !!!
Flannery McCoy: HUH?!! WHY?!!
Stew-O: HE’S JUST STRIKING HIM CONTINUOUSLY WITH THOSE CHAIR SHOTS! OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ALL THROUGHOUT HIS BODY! RYAN WILSON WAS BLINDSIDED, AND HE IS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS!
Jake Mercer: HEY, LOOK OUT! HE’S GONNA SLAM THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
(**CRAAAAAAAAAAACK**!!)
Flannery McCoy: THAT IS JUST SICK! THE CHAIR HITS HIS HEAD! RYAN HAS GOT TO BE OUT AT THIS RATE!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER ISN’T DONE! HE SLAMS THE CHAIR DOWN ONTO THE MAT AND BRINGS THE UNCONSCIOUS BODY OF RYAN WILSON UP! ‘PEACEMAKER’!! ‘PEACEMAKER’!! RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!
(Xander stands over the battered body of Ryan Wilson. Ryan couldn’t even move at all. The fans boo.)
(However, Xander doesn’t care. All he does is look down in disgust at the man who he once considered to be a friend.)
Xander Payne: (off-mic) This is all *your* fault.
(Xander takes his leave, furious as can be. More medical crews come rushing on in, doing the best they can to hurry so that they can assist Ryan. The fans in the arena are quiet that a pin drop could likely be heard. However, the atmosphere speaks volumes for them.)
(Shock.)
(Disgust.)
(Frightful.)
Stew-O: … Jesus Christ.
(The last shot that’s seen is Ryan being surrounded by the medical team. The disturbing shot fades into black, as Territorial Invasion enters a break in action.)
(Territorial Invasion fades to the final match graphic of the night.)
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(The camera pans to ringside, where the war games setup is seen. There are two rings as usual, along with the cage which is lowered as Bella Braxton begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is the main event of the evening, AND IT IS THE 2023 WAR GAMES MATCH!!!!!!
(All of the fans in attendance begin cheering, until finally ‘Kashmir (Paratus Intro)’ by Led Zeppelin hits. This only causes the fans to begin cheering louder as Jamie O’Hara begins walking out alongside Dr. Bethany Blue and Rex McAllister. While not everyone in this match is a fan favorite, the thousands of fans in attendance show their support for the three brands. The three Elitists take a moment to stare towards the war games structure, before turning towards the three holding cells on the stage. Rex and Bethany enter the Voltage cell, allowing Voltage’s team Captain to continue walking down the ramp, headed towards the cage. Jamie reaches the war games cage as the referee holds the door open, not wasting any time as he steps inside. All three Elitists look focused, ready for the upcoming match ahead of them.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, representing Voltage… At a combined weight of 553 pounds… JAMIE O’HARA, REX MCALLISTER, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!
Stew-O: It’s been a while since war games was the official stipulation for the triple threat trios matches at Territorial Invasion, so let me explain the rules. As always there will be a countdown, and every few minutes one of the three teams in those holding cells will join the match. However, the match cannot end until EVERYONE is in, meaning that no pinfalls or submissions will count until those holding cells are all empty once again.
Gavin Kirkland: Team Voltage is a pretty impressive team. Jamie as the Captain, Rex and Bethany as his teammates, this is nice. I’m not so sure that they’ll be able to make it past team Showdown, but maybe that’s just me.
Persephone: Do you seriously care who wins? If I see people bleed and die, this is a good match. If I don’t, it sucks.
Stew-O: Team Voltage is a team I’m interested in seeing work together tonight. I don’t know if this is the team you’d expect given that these three usually aren’t allies, but seeing them come together like this, they’re undoubtedly a huge threat.
(‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ by Beyoncé hits, and for the cheers continue as team Dynasty begins to walk out. Kassidy Heart has her Universal Women’s Championship on her shoulder, and she steps in front of her two partners for a moment as she raises her Championship in the air. Limmy Monaghan is seen wearing a red version of his attire reminiscent of One Piece’s Sanji and his Onigashima color palette, complete with a flame design representing his “Diable Jambe”. As Myles heads towards the holding cell with Limmy, he takes a moment to stare at Jamie O’Hara, who defeated him on Dynasty leading up to this match. There’s a focused look on Myles’ face, knowing how big this match is. Myles and Limmy enter the holding cell, and Kassidy heads to the cage.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring, representing Dynasty… At a combined weight of 593 pounds… THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION KASSIDY HEART, LIMMY MONAGHAN, AND MYLES!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes team Dynasty, and while team Voltage was a bit more uncertain regarding teamwork, it seemed like some people actually had doubts over whether or not these three will make a good team. They all are at the very top of EAW when it comes to their own abilities, but they’ve all been enemies with each other at one point.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but I’m sure they wouldn’t let that get in the way of them winning. They wouldn’t really gain anything from it, although if it means my brand wins…
Persephone: Can you give it a rest? Anyways my thoughts haven’t changed. Blood good, no blood bad. We know how Kassidy is, so maybe she can do me a favor.
Stew-O: Well I definitely can see this match taking a turn and becoming more brutal. Fortunately for them, that won’t be happening right away. Knowing how good these competitors are, they could do some serious damage to each other if given the chance.
(‘Be Legendary’ by Pop Evil hits, and while the cheers continue, they grow even louder as team Showdown walks out to the stage. Adam Lucas stands in the middle of the team, wearing a blue attire as Showdown’s team Captain, and he raises his Answers World Championship in the air. Sheridan Müller takes a moment to stare at the crowd in Germany tonight, and she also takes the opportunity to raise her Cash in the Vault briefcase, which receives a huge reaction from the fans. Chef Viz has a smirk on his face as he begins walking towards the final holding cell, clearly confident in team Showdown and their chances of victory as he doesn’t waste time. Sheridan joins him in the holding cell as Adam Lucas begins walking down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents, representing Showdown… At a combined weight of 636 pounds… THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ADAM LUCAS, THE CASH IN THE VAULT CONTRACT HOLDER SHERIDAN MÜLLER, AND CHEF VIZ!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes team Showdown, and I’m sure you all heard that reaction for Sheridan Müller! It’s no surprise given where they are tonight. Team Showdown is looking to pick up a huge win, and this is one hell of a stage for Sheridan! In fact, I’d argue this is an amazing stage for everyone. Adam has been a team Captain before and wouldn’t miss out a chance to redeem himself after his failure, and Chef Viz won a Stadium Stampede in the past. Now he can add war games to the list.
Gavin Kirkland: YEP, and that’s EXACTLY what’s going to happen! This is a REAL team! We have the Chef, the Answers World Champion, and the Cash in the Vault briefcase holder!
Persephone: Right… Speaking of, what if for whatever reason Sheridan felt like cashing in mid-match? How would that work?
Gavin Kirkland: …
Stew-O: I don’t see why anyone in their right mind would want to cash in during a war games match, anyway. This is one of the more chaotic, unpredictable and flat out brutal match stipulations we have in EAW. The only thing anyone here needs to be focused on is the match ahead of them, and from the looks of it, they don’t even need me to say that.
(Adam Lucas enters the war games cage, and an official locks the door behind him. After that, they call for the bell as all three team Captains stare each other down in the first ring.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The 2023 Wargames match is now underway! All three team Captains are in one of the two rings within that cage. Answers World Champion Adam Lucas. Universal Women’s Champion Kassidy Heart. EAW legend Jamie O’Hara. All three Elitists here are some of the best this business has ever seen, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE NOT ABOUT TO WASTE ANY TIME GETTING INTO THIS ONE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE CHARGES AT KASSIDY AND LOOKS TO KNOCK HER OUT WITH IN EXCELSIS, BUT KASSIDY AVOIDS IT!!!! SHE USES THE OPPORTUNITY NOW TO RUN DIRECTLY TOWARDS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, LOOKING TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THIS ONE WITH GO TO GAWD!!!!
Persephone: YAWN, ADAM SOMEHOW JUMPED OVER HER. Somehow after all that nobody ever landed a hit on each other-
Stew-O: YOU MIGHT’VE SPOKEN TOO SOON!!! JAMIE TURNED AND CHARGED AT ADAM AS SOON AS LUCAS GOT BACK UP, AND ADAM JUST POPPED HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR LEVEL UP!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, IT DIDN’T WORK!!!! JAMIE JUMPED OVER ADAM BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE JUST TOOK ADAM DOWN WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! Jamie gets back to his feet, and-
Stew-O: KASSIDY GRABS JAMIE FROM BEHIND BEFORE SENDING HIM HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO THE WAR GAMES CAGE!!!! Kassidy is the first to take advantage of the cage, and in doing so I think she’s really gained control over this match. She turns and sees Adam Lucas on all fours, AND SHE JUST RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING A PUNT KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, TURNING ADAM OVER ONTO HIS BACK!!!! Adam tries to turn over to quickly get back up, BUT KASSIDY GRABS HIM BY THE ARM BEFORE BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY KICK HIM IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! ADAM DROPS TO THE MAT, AND NOW SHE BEGINS STOMPING AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh great. I should’ve known things would’ve taken a nasty turn quickly, but I’m already not liking the way this looks! Kassidy drags Adam up, BUT ADAM DELIVERS PUNCHES TO THE RIBS OF KASSIDY!!!! KASSIDY NOW WITH AN ELBOW TO ADAM’S JAW, BUT ADAM DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE PULLING KASSIDY INTO A FRONT FACELOCK! ADAM LIFTS KASSIDY UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION- BUT KASSIDY LANDS ON HER FEET BEFORE-
Persephone: Jamie just ran in and dropkicked Kassidy into Adam, and FINALLY that steel part in between the two rings comes into play! Adam just fell through the ropes and landed on it!
Stew-O: Jamie now taking care of Kassidy, AS HE SENDS HER CRASHING INTO THE CAGE!!!!! Kassidy falls out onto the apron, right in between the cage and the ropes, and now she pulls herself back up- JUST FOR JAMIE TO RUN THE ROPES AND DELIVER A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!!!!! Jamie O’Hara taking control of this one, and now he pulls Kassidy through the ropes! I think he may be looking for a rope hung DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, KASSIDY STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES!!! KASSIDY RUSHES BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS JAMIE STILL HAS HER IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE NORTHERN LIGHTS-
Persephone: WRONG! Jamie dropped back down onto his feet before Kassidy could really do anything worthwhile, and now Jamie is lifting her up before going for a-
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL!? THE EQUALIZER BY ADAM LUCAS!!!!!! ADAM FLIPPED OVER THE ROPES AND DROPPED JAMIE WITH THAT LARIAT WHILE O’HARA HAD KASSIDY UP IN THE AIR, AND BECAUSE OF THAT, JAMIE INADVERTENTLY DROPPED KASSIDY ON HER HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! ADAM LUCAS WITH AN INCREDIBLE MOVE TO TAKE DOWN TWO HALL OF FAMERS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: We already know Kassidy’s history with concussions and other issues of the sort. A landing like that probably won’t do her well… BUT this is looking like a Showdown win to me! :drakelike:
Persephone: Isn’t it too early to tell? None of the others are out yet, and more importantly, I haven’t seen a single weapon in this match.
Stew-O: Adam Lucas just did a lot of damage with that move, but unfortunately for him, there’s not anything he can do while these are the only two competitors in the ring with him! After all, the match doesn’t officially start until after everyone else has joined the match!
Gavin Kirkland: Well it looks like Adam understands that very well, AS HE GRABS JAMIE BY THE ARM AND DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT!! ADAM IS TRYING TO APPLY “ICONIC” THE TRIANGLE CHOKE SUBMISSION!!!! NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN IF JAMIE WERE TO TAP OUT OR PASS OUT, BUT IF HE DOES GO TO SLEEP IT’D LEAVE HIM INCAPABLE OF FIGHTING BACK FOR THE TIME BEING!!! HE’D BE TAKEN OUT OF THE MATCH, TURNING THIS INTO A ONE ON ONE AND REMATCH BETWEEN KASSIDY AND ADAM UNTIL IT’S TIME FOR A TEAM TO COME OUT!
Persephone: Don’t give Adam too much credit, Jamie isn’t even letting him apply the move! What kind of idiot doesn’t even know how to do a triangle choke??? Why would you use a triangle choke as a special move if you don’t know how to do it???
Gavin Kirkland: :skip: That’s not even what happened! Adam tried to apply the triangle choke and was honestly seconds away from doing so, but at the last moment Jamie was able to push forward and connect with a right hand straight to the head, loosening Adam’s grip on Jamie! I think you should give Jamie some more credit, isn’t he on YOUR brand?
Persephone: Oh brother, here we go. Did your obsession with him come back or something? Jamie is literally fighting the Captain of your brand’s team.
Stew-O: Can you two stop arguing? Jamie just pushed himself to his feet before grabbing Adam by the left arm and left leg. Jamie now rolling through, AS HE RETURNS TO HIS FEET WITH ADAM IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!!!! I’M NOT TOO SURE WHAT JAMIE HAS IN MIND HERE, BUT ADAM ISN’T LOOKING TO MAKE IT VERY EASY FOR HIM AS HE BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY ELBOW JAMIE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!! JAMIE BEGINS TO LOSE HIS GRASP ON ADAM LUCAS AS ADAM IS ABLE TO DROP DOWN ONTO HIS FEET-
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO, RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!! KASSIDY GRABS ADAM FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERS A DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!! KASSIDY IS IMMEDIATELY ON HER FEET, AND NOW SHE NOTICES THAT JAMIE IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE THANKS TO ALL OF THOSE ELBOWS FROM ADAM!!!! KASSIDY DOESN’T EVEN WASTE ANY TIME RUNNING IN AS SHE GOES FOR PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!
Persephone: WRONG!!!! JAMIE BACKED OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW HE SENDS KASSIDY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE STEEL WITH A CLOTHESLINE-
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY DUCKS DOWN AND LIFTS JAMIE OVER HER HEAD, CAUSING JAMIE TO CRASH ONTO THE STEEL INSTEAD!!!! Kassidy doesn’t waste any time following either, WHERE SHE QUICKLY GRABS JAMIE BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY SLAM HIS FACE ONTO THE STEEL!!!! WE ALL KNOW JUST HOW RUTHLESS OF A COMPETITOR KASSIDY HEART CAN BE, AND SHE’S ALREADY SHOWING HOW MUCH OF A THREAT SHE IS AGAINST VOLTAGE’S TEAM CAPTAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy pulls Jamie up, BUT JAMIE PUSHES KASSIDY AWAY BEFORE RUNNING IN AND DELIVERING A BICYCLE KICK!!! Kassidy stumbles back, AND NOW JAMIE PULLS KASSIDY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER BEFORE FOLLOWING THE DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!! JAMIE NOW GRABBING KASSIDY, AND HE THROWS HER OVER TO THE SECOND RING!!!! Adam Lucas is getting back up in the first ring, meanwhile Jamie and Kassidy are finally utilizing the second!
Stew-O: Jamie enters the second ring as Kassidy is getting back up, AND HE RUNS IN BEFORE TAKING KASSIDY DOWN WITH A SLINGBLADE!!!! JAMIE BACKPEDALS INTO THE CORNER AS HE RETURNS TO HIS FEET, AND HE WATCHES AS KASSIDY QUICKLY GETS BACK UP! JAMIE NOW RUNNING IN FOR A JOHN WOO DROPKICK-
Persephone: BUT SOMEHOW HE LET KASSIDY CATCH HIM BY THE LEGS, AND SHE JUST JUMPED UP AND STOMPED ONTO JAMIE’S FACE! Come on, is this really the guy that’s supposed to be representing my brand???
Gavin Kirkland: It’s not like you actually care about Voltage anyway. Kassidy just sent Jamie through the ropes right into the cage, but it looks like she has something in mind! She waits for Jamie to get back to his feet, AND NOW SHE RUNS IN!!!! RAPTURE!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE BARELY AVOIDS IT, AND THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL AS KASSIDY WAS LOOKING TO CRUSH JAMIE’S HEAD BETWEEN HER BOOT AND THE WARGAMES CAGE! JAMIE PUSHES KASSIDY’S LEG AWAY BEFORE GRABBING HER, AND NOW HE PULLS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE AS SHE GOES STUMBLING BACKWARDS!! Jamie now headed up to the top rope, AND HE LOOKS FOR A-
Gavin Kirkland: NO, THERE’S ADAM LUCAS!!!! ADAM JUST CAUGHT JAMIE OUT OF THE AIR, AND HE SENDS JAMIE CRASHING RIGHT INTO KASSIDY WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY!!!!
Persephone: Well that clearly wasn’t enough to keep either of them down. Both and the small guy leading Voltage are getting back up to their feet.
Stew-O: Adam takes notice of this and charges towards Jamie, BUT JAMIE POPS ADAM UP, CAUSING ADAM TO NEARLY CRASH INTO THE WARGAMES CAGE!!! ADAM WAS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO IT THOUGH, SAFELY LANDING ON THE TOP ROPE!!!! JAMIE NOW TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE CONFUSION AS HE TRIES TO SEND KASSIDY INTO ADAM, BUT ADAM IS BARELY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS KASSIDY GRABS ONTO THE CAGE!!! JAMIE NOW RUNNING IN TO TRY AND ATTACK- BUT KASSIDY KICKS HIM AWAY! The Universal Women’s Champion now meeting Adam Lucas on the cage wall, and things could get dangerous here!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy grabs Adam by the back of his head and smashes his face into the cage, but he doesn’t fall off of it! Instead he’s able to grab Kassidy by the back of her head and do the same to her! Kassidy is able to hang on, AND SHE DELIVERS A KICK TO ADAM’S RIBS!!!! THAT CAUSED ADAM TO LET GO WITH ONE OF HIS HANDS AS HE TURNS AROUND, HIS BACK FACING THE CAGE!!!!!
Persephone: Adam manages to land a kick of his own to Kassidy, AND NOW HE DIVES AT JAMIE FOR A CROSSBODY-
Stew-O: BUT JAMIE SAW IT COMING!!!! JAMIE ROLLS THROUGH AND HE’S HOLDING ADAM IN HIS ARMS!!!! JAMIE SHOWING SOME VERY IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH HERE AS HE DROPS ADAM WITH A BACKBREAKER, BUT HE DOESN’T STOP THERE!!!!! JAMIE PULLS ADAM BACK UP AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION- AND WAIT A SECOND!!!! LOOK AT KASSIDY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY JUMPS OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE, TAKING ADAM LUCAS DOWN WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE WHILE JAMIE DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB!!!! KASSIDY SAW AN OPPORTUNITY TO INFLICT SOME MORE PUNISHMENT AND SHE TOOK IT!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy was really smart there, finding a way to make sure Adam stays down even if it meant assisting someone she probably doesn’t care for any more than she does Adam Lucas. We know her history with Jamie, and I know Jamie hasn’t forgotten about all he’s been through with her either. Both Elitists get to their feet, AND JAMIE IS THE FIRST TO STRIKE WITH A SHOOT KICK! KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THOUGH, AND THIS CAUSES JAMIE TO STUMBLE BACK A BIT!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy looks to capitalize, BUT JAMIE CATCHES HER WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! THIS STOPS KASSIDY IN HER TRACKS, AND JAMIE KNEES HER IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE RUSHING OVER TO THE WAR GAMES CAGE!! JAMIE TRIES TO SEND KASSIDY FACE FIRST INTO IT, BUT KASSIDY GRABS THE CAGE TO STOP HERSELF BEFORE LANDING A BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO JAMIE’S FACE! KASSIDY NOW TURNING AND LOOKING FOR A-
Persephone: Nothing that actually works! Jamie ducked under her strike and managed to grab her from behind, AND THERE’S THAT ONE MOVE JAMIE DOES! INTO THE DREAMSCAPE OR SOMETHING!
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY MANAGED TO SLIP OUT OF JAMIE’S GRASP, AND SHE KICKS JAMIE’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM!!!!! KASSIDY NOW NOT EVEN WASTING ANY TIME AS SHE LOOKS TO DROP THE CAPTAIN OF VOLTAGE’S TEAM WITH NORVINA LIGHTS-
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL!?!? JAMIE IS ABLE TO PUSH ONE OF KASSIDY’S LEGS OFF OF HIM JUST AS SHE SET UP FOR THAT SPIKED HURRICANRANA, AND HE GRABS THE OTHER LEG BEFORE TURNING HER OVER AND TRANSITIONING INTO A KNEEBAR!!! THIS TIME IT’S JAMIE UTILIZING A SUBMISSION BEFORE THE MATCH OFFICIALLY STARTS, ONLY THIS IS ONE THAT COULD ACTUALLY LEAVE SOME LASTING DAMAGE!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, BUT LOOK!!! KASSIDY IS HOLDING ONTO ONE OF JAMIE’S LEGS, AND SHE’S ABLE TO PULL HERSELF OUT OF THE KNEEBAR BY USING HER FREE LEG TO KICK JAMIE OFF OF HER! KASSIDY NOW QUICKLY BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO XOXO KASS!!!!! XOXO KASS IS LOCKED IN, AND NOW IT’S JAMIE’S TURN TO BE IN TROUBLE!!! WITH THE MATCH HAVING NOT OFFICIALLY STARTED, THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO BUT EITHER ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION OR ENDURE THE PAIN! EITHER WAY, THE LONGER IT’S APPLIED, THE MORE TROUBLE JAMIE WILL BE IN LATER ON-
Gavin Kirkland: NO, DIVING ELBOW DROP BY ADAM LUCAS ONTO KASSIDY HEART!!!!! KASSIDY WAS IN THAT BRIDGING POSITION WHILE HOLDING IN HER XOXO KASS SUBMISSION, AND THAT MAY HAVE CAUSED THAT ELBOW DROP TO FEEL TEN TIMES WORSE THAN IT NORMALLY WOULD HAVE! Adam pushes himself back to his feet and slowly pulls Kassidy up, before sending her out onto the steel! Adam now turning his attention to Jamie-
Persephone: AND JAMIE HITS HIM WITH IN EXCELSIS!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM AVOIDS IT ONCE AGAIN AS JAMIE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND THIS TIME ADAM SUCCESSFULLY POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! HE DOESN’T GO FOR LEVEL UP, THOUGH!!! INSTEAD, THERE’S THE NEXT LEVEL!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! JAMIE LANDED ON HIS FEET ONCE ADAM LET HIM GO FOR THE CUTTER, AND NOW JAMIE SHOVES ADAM INTO THE ROPES-
Stew-O: JUST FOR BOTH ELITISTS TO TAKE EACH OTHER DOWN WITH CLOTHESLINES!!!!!! ADAM AND JAMIE BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEA, AND THIS RESULTED IN BOTH MEN FALLING DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!! This isn’t the best time to be these two men, because Kassidy Heart is starting to make it back to her feet!
(Suddenly, all of the fans in attendance begin counting down.)
Stew-O: Uh oh, it looks like it’s time for one of the three teams to join this match!
Crowd: FIVE!!!!!
Crowd: FOUR!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Hopefully it’s team Showdown!
Crowd: THREE!!!!
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Persephone: I HOPE IT’S… I don’t really care.
Crowd: ONE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Really? I thought you’d be excited to see Re-
(BUZZ!!!!!)
(Suddenly, the lights dim as a spotlight is shown on each of the three holding cells at the stage. The fans are silent, waiting in anticipation as they’re excited to see which team will enter this match first. Kassidy pays close attention to it, meanwhile Jamie and Adam begin to stir.)
Stew-O: Who’s it going to be?? All three Elitists have done a great amount of damage to each other already. Whichever captain’s team enters the match right now will give their brand an incredible advantage!
(Finally, two of the spotlights turn off, and the fans in attendance begin to cheer as the door to one of the holding cells open.)
Stew-O: IT’S TEAM DYNASTY!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN AND MYLES ARE RUSHING DOWN THE RAMP, AND THIS IS HUGE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: It’s hard having to root against Limmy, but I have to admit both Jamie and Adam are in trouble right now as they’re completely outnumbered! The cage door is open, and it looks like both Limmy and Myles are digging under the ring to bring a few weapons into the match!
Persephone: FINALLY!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!! Myles just slid two tables into the ring before taking out a lead pipe and some sort of bag, and it looks like Limmy just slid a steel chain into the ring before taking out both a claw hammer and a steel chair. Both Limmy and Myles are entering the ring, and now Kassidy has her entire team with her, AND they brought weapons with them!
Stew-O: Limmy gives Kassidy that claw hammer while Myles opens the bag before turning it over, SPILLING A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS ONTO THE MAT!!!! All three members of team Dynasty head to the opposite ring where Jamie and Adam are now both on their feet, and it looks like these two can see the disadvantage they’re in- AS MYLES AND LIMMY GO AFTER JAMIE, ALLOWING KASSIDY TO TAKE ADAM LUCAS ON AS SHE SWINGS THE CLAW HAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE BEGINS TO PUNCH AWAY AT THE RIBS OF MYLES, BUT LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK, BEFORE MYLES SWINGS THE LEAD PIPE RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF JAMIE’S HEAD!!!! JAMIE DROPS DOWN ONTO THE MAT, HAVING TO QUICKLY TURN AND GRAB THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP!!! MYLES QUICKLY LANDS A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD THOUGH, AND THESE TWO AREN’T GIVING JAMIE A CHANCE TO BREATHE! THEY KNOW WHAT’S AT STAKE HERE AND SEEM TO BE WORKING TOGETHER WELL DESPITE THEIR INCREDIBLE PAIN FOR PRIDE MATCH- AND LOOK AT KASSIDY!!!!
Persephone: YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! KASSIDY HAS ADAM ON THE GROUND, AND SHE SWINGS THE CLAW END OF THE HAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM BARELY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW HE GRABS THE CLAW HAMMER, TRYING TO TAKE IT OUT OF KASSIDY’S HANDS!!! ADAM LANDS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION- BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO BACKPEDAL AND DROP DOWN, PULLING ADAM THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEEL SECTION IN BETWEEN THE RINGS!!! Myles is heading over to Kassidy and Adam, meanwhile Limmy continues to deal with Jamie!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy joins Adam in the middle section of the rings, AND ADAM TRIES TO ATTACK- BUT MYLES GRABS HIS ARM!!! MYLES TURNS ADAM AROUND BEFORE DELIVERING AN UPPERCUT, AND NOW KASSIDY GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE FIRST RING! Myles now setting up the first of the two tables in the corner, and it looks like it’s very clear what these two are going for! Adam Lucas is in bad shape here, AND NOW KASSIDY THROWS ADAM RIGHT INTO THE TABLE-
Persephone: WHAT??? NO!! ADAM JUMPED AND GRABBED ONTO THE CAGE WALL!!! I WANTED TO SEE A TABLE BREAK, WHAT IS HE DOING!?
Stew-O: MYLES RUNS IN, BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO DIVE OFF OF THE CAGE WALL AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! KASSIDY IS IMMEDIATELY ON THE OFFENSIVE AS SHE RUNS IN AND DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF ADAM’S HEAD, BUT ADAM IS DOING HIS BEST TO EVEN THE ODDS!
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of, pay some attention to what’s going on between Limmy and Jamie! Jamie manages to shove Limmy away from him, AND THIS GAVE JAMIE THE CHANCE TO KICK LIMMY’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! LIMMY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW JAMIE USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO DELIVER A ROUNDHOUSE KICK- NO! LIMMY DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE QUICKLY GETTING BACK UP AND SWEEPING JAMIE’S LEG! LIMMY ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BUT JAMIE ROLLS AWAY AND GETS TO A KNEE- BUT LIMMY IS ABLE TO QUICKLY TURN AND GO FOR A SUPERKICK!!!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE CAUGHT IT!!! JAMIE CAUGHT THE LEG AND NOW SPINS LIMMY AROUND, USING THE OPPORTUNITY TO GRAB THE STEEL CHAIR BEFORE HITTING LIMMY IN THE- NO! LIMMY STOPS WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD, AND NOW HE PUSHES JAMIE RIGHT INTO THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: DIABLE JAMBE!!!!!!!!
Persephone: DIDN’T CONNECT!!!!! Jamie just ducked under the knee and lifted Limmy over the top rope! Limmy just crashed onto the steel, and Jamie grabs the steel chair while Limmy rolls into the first ring where everyone else is.
Stew-O: Myles is back to his feet, and it looks like Adam Lucas is down for the count, which just goes to show how tough a disadvantage like this really is. Kassidy now dragging Adam over to those thumbtacks on the mat, AND SHE JUST SLAMS HIS FACE DOWN ONTO THE THUMBTACKS! This is just brutal, and-
(*CRACK!*)
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE O’HARA HAS MADE IT TO THE FIRST RING, AND HE TAKES TEAM DYNASTY BY SURPRISE AS HE LITERALLY THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR AT KASSIDY’S HEAD!!!! MYLES RUNS TOWARDS JAMIE AND SWINGS AT HIM, BUT JAMIE DUCKS UNDER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PELE KICK!!!! JAMIE NOW BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER AS HE NOTICES LIMMY MONAGHAN GETTING UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JAMIE IS ABOUT TO TURN THE TIDES HERE ON HIS OWN!!! LIMMY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW JAMIE RUNS IN BEFORE GOING FOR IN EXCELSIS!!!!!
Persephone: NO! LIMMY GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND HOOKS JAMIE’S ARM AS HE SLIPS BEHIND HIM! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX ONTO THE THUMBTACKS TO TAKE OUT JAMIE!!!!
Stew-O: Myles pushes himself back to his feet, and Kassidy is able to do the same. Limmy keeps his attention on Jamie for the time being, kicking Jamie over towards the center of the two rings and following him. Kassidy now looking to follow- BUT ADAM LUCAS HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM! ADAM GRABS KASSIDY BY THE LEG, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO STOP HER!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY DOESN’T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO RETALIATE THOUGH, AS MYLES IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Myles now shoving Adam into an empty corner as Kassidy heads over to where Jamie and Limmy are, AND MYLES JUST BEGINS STOMPING AWAY AT ADAM!!! This has been almost entirely one sided, but that’s what happens in situations like this!
Persephone: Myles picks up the lead pipe he used a little while ago, and if I’m lucky he’s about to take Adam Lucas’ head off! Adam’s face is already a mess thanks to the thumbtacks, might as well put him out of his misery! YES, MYLES SWINGS AT ADAM’S HEAD!!! :blessed:
Stew-O: BUT ADAM BARELY GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! ADAM DUCKS UNDER BEFORE QUICKLY GRABBING THE CLAW HAMMER, AND NOW HE HITS MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT!!!!! MYLES DROPS TO A KNEE, AND NOW ADAM LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MYLES PULLS HIMSELF OVER ADAM AND LANDS BEHIND HIM, AND NOW MYLES SETS HIM UP INTO A PUMPHANDLE! DE FACTO!!!!!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! ADAM SLIPS BEHIND MYLES BEFORE SHOVING HIM INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW ADAM CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING SPLASH!!!! ADAM RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MYLES INTERCEPTS WITH A HUGE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!!!! INCREDIBLE STRIKE BY MYLES, AND NOW HE QUICKLY GRABS ADAM AS HE LOOKS TO THROW HIM RIGHT INTO THE TABLE IN THE CORNER- BUT WAIT!!! ADAM TURNED IT AROUND AND SENT MYLES TOWARDS THE TABLE, AND MYLES IS ONLY BARELY ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF! Adam runs in, AND NOW MYLES GOES FOR A BACK ELBOW!
Persephone: ADAM DUCKED UNDER IT THOUGH, AND HE JUST SCOOPED MYLES ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE QUICKLY BACKPEDALING, DROPPING MYLES ONTO THE THUMBTACKS WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!
Stew-O: In the opposite ring Jamie O’Hara looks lifeless, which isn’t really a surprise. You wouldn’t normally expect to see Limmy, Kassidy and Myles work together in a match, but in a situation like this they’re clearly able to focus on what’s most important. That alone has made them very dangerous, and we’re seeing that now. Kassidy now dragging Jamie up from behind, AS LIMMY RUNS IN TO TAKE HIM OUT WITH DIABLE JAMBE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs: JAMIE FREED ONE OF HIS ARMS FROM KASSIDY’S GRASP, ALLOWING HIMSELF TO BARELY GET OUT OF THE WAY AS LIMMY CRASHES INTO HIS OWN PARTNER WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!!!! LIMMY CLEARLY DIDN’T EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN BUT HE CLEARLY DOESN’T HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED! LIMMY QUICKLY TURNS AROUND-
Persephone: RIGHT INTO A JOHN WOO DROPKICK, SENDING LIMMY CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!! JAMIE QUICKLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I GUESS HE’S ABOUT TO DO THAT ONE MOVE WITH THAT REALLY LONG NAME!!!
Stew-O: WELCOME BACK, O’ SLUMBERING ACE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!! LIMMY WAS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING JAMIE TO MISS WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!!! JAMIE WAS ABLE TO ROLL BACK TO A KNEE- BUT BEFORE HE COULD REACT LIMMY RUNS IN AND AIMS STRAIGHT FOR THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD! DIVINE DEPARTURE!!!!!
Stew-O: DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!! JAMIE DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING LIMMY FROM BEHIND!!! IT LOOKS LIKE JAMIE IS SETTING UP FOR THE GALACTIC BUSTER- BUT LIMMY DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! LIMMY PLANTS HIS FEET ONTO THE MAT AS HE’S THE LARGER OF THE TWO COMPETITORS, AND HE SLOWLY IS ABLE TO PULL JAMIE OFF OF HIM! LIMMY NOW WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT CAUSES JAMIE TO STUMBLE A BIT, BUT AS SOON AS LIMMY TURNS AROUND HE’S MET WITH A SHOOT KICK FROM JAMIE! JAMIE NOW WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN IRISH WHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! LIMMY TURNS IT AROUND-
Stew-O: SENDING JAMIE RIGHT INTO A SPEAR!!!!!! THERE’S GO TO GAWD BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, TAKING OUT VOLTAGE’S TEAM CAPTAIN!!!! Kassidy has been through her fair share of damage just like the other two team captains, but I think it’s pretty clear who has the advantage right now. Both Adam and Jamie are bleeding thanks to the thumbtacks and the weapons that were used against them, and while Adam was able to deal some serious damage to Myles, he’s in no condition to deal with Limmy and Kassidy right now!
Persephone: Well that’s fine with me. Only one team is out right now and already this match is starting to become a bloodbath, so that must be a pretty good sign of what’s to come. Adam can’t even stand right now, but Limmy and Kassidy took a good amount of damage too and Myles was literally just dropped onto a bunch of thumbtacks.
Stew-O: That’s right. This is a really tough situation for both Showdown and Voltage’s teams, but they’ve been able to do whatever they could to hang in there until their partners join the match. I know it can’t be easy for them given the circumstances, but…
(Suddenly, the fans begin to count down once again.)
Crowd: FIVE!!!!
Crowd: FOUR!!!!
Stew-O: Oh, it looks like it’s time for the next team to make it into this match! It’ll be a huge help for either Voltage or Showdown, but it can only be one of them!
Crowd: THREE!!!
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Come on, let it be team Showdown! Adam needs you guys right now!
Crowd: ONE!!!!
Persephone: Does he? Well, I guess more weapons could come into the match like this. Fine with me.
(BUZZ!!!!!!)
(Once again the lights began to dim as the spotlights appear on the stage. Adam and Myles are in the first ring, both slowly trying to pick themselves up, meanwhile Limmy and Kassidy slowly make their way over to the first ring in preparation.)
Stew-O: Who’s it going to be??
(Suddenly, there’s a huge explosion of cheers from the crowd.)
Gavin Kirkland: HAHAHAHAHA, YES!!!! YES!!!! IT’S TEAM SHOWDOWN!!!!! THERE’S GERMANY’S OWN SHERIDAN MÜLLER, THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER, AND CHEF VIZ!!! COOK CHEF VIZ, COOK!!!
Persephone: Okay you’re way too into this. Anyways both Elitists sprint down to ringside, and while Viz goes to grab something from under the ring, Sheridan doesn’t even waste any time entering the ring!
Stew-O: Sheridan entering the ring as both Limmy and Kassidy go after her- BUT ADAM MANAGES TO GRAB KASSIDY FROM BEHIND, ALLOWING SHERIDAN TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!!!! LIMMY TRIES TO PULL SHERIDAN OFF OF HER-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT VIZ JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND SMASHED A TRASH CAN OVER HIS HEAD!!!!!! VIZ NOW GRABBING LIMMY, AND HE JUST THROWS THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIN THAT WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS MATCH WAY EARLIER!!!! That chain wasn’t actually used up to this point, but it looks like someone’s found a good use for it!
Stew-O: Sheridan and Kassidy are brawling on the mat right now, AND KASSIDY MANAGES TO GET ON TOP OF SHERIDAN BEFORE GRABBING ONTO THE LEAD PIPE!!! KASSIDY STARTS TO CHOKE SHERIDAN OUT WITH THE LEAD PIPE, PRESSING IT UP AGAINST HER THROAT!!!! SHERIDAN IS IN A BIT OF TROUBLE HERE, BUT-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHERIDAN WAS ABLE TO GET A HAND ON THAT CLAW HAMMER, AND SWING IT RIGHT INTO KASSIDY’S HEAD! That definitely knocked Kassidy out for the time being, and that just gave Dynasty a huge advantage! Adam Lucas is back to his feet now, but Myles is starting to get up as well!
Persephone: Adam grabs Myles from behind, and Sheridan just kicks him in the gut. Adam throws him back into the corner, meanwhile Viz seems to be getting his way with Limmy right now. He just lifted Limmy up for the Prophet Driver, AND NOW HE PLANTS MONAGHAN WITH THE MOVE!!!!
Stew-O: NO! LIMMY SLIPPED DOWN BEHIND VIZ AND SHOVED HIM THROUGH THE ROPES!!!! VIZ LANDS ON THE STEEL CENTER PIECE BETWEEN BOTH RINGS- AND LIMMY QUICKLY GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR BEFORE SMASHING IT OVER HIS HEAD! Sheridan and Adam both go after Limmy, BUT LIMMY QUICKLY RUNS IN AND DUCKS UNDER SHERIDAN’S STRIKE, TARGETING THE WEAKENED ADAM LUCAS AS HE DELIVERS A HUGE UPPERCUT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHERIDAN GRABS LIMMY FROM BEHIND- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A BACK ELBOW! Adam now looking to retaliate- BUT MYLES GRABS HIM BEFORE THROWING ADAM RIGHT INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! I don’t think Adam expected Myles to pull himself back into this already, but you can’t underestimate just how tough Myles really is! These two don’t have much experience as opponents, so this might be a learning experience for Adam!
Persephone: Myles pulls Adam back up before lifting him up into a powerbomb position, AND HE PLANTS ADAM WITH A POWERBOMB ONTO THE ALREADY DENTED TRASH CAN!!!! SHERIDAN TRIED TO STOP MYLES, BUT LIMMY MANAGED TO HOLD SHERIDAN BACK BEFORE DELIVERING AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW!
Stew-O: Sheridan is able to respond with a punch to the rib area, which she follows up with a knee to the midsection! Sheridan now looking for a leg sweep, BUT LIMMY AVOIDS THAT ONE BEFORE DELIVERING A BOOT THAT SENDS HER BACKWARDS! Sheridan now right in front of that table that was set up in the corner of the ring, AND LIMMY RUNS IN, POSSIBLY LOOKING TO PUT HER THROUGH IT WITH A-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! SHERIDAN WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO PREVENT HIM FROM CONNECTING WITH WHATEVER HE WAS PLANNING! SHERIDAN NOTICES THE STATE LIMMY’S IN, AND SHE QUICKLY GRABS THE LEAD PIPE BEFORE HITTING LIMMY IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH IT, TURNING LIMMY AROUND AND NEARLY TAKING HIM ODF OF HIS FEET! Sheridan chose to grab onto Limmy though, what is she planning!?
(*CRASH!*)
Persephone: :oh: THE SHERPLEX!!!! SHERPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN MÜLLER JUST PUT LIMMY MONAGHAN THROUGH THE FIRST OF THE TWO TABLES IN THE RING WITH THE SHERPLEX!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY SHERIDAN, WHO NOW TURNS HER ATTENTION TO MYLES!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Viz is getting back up after being dropped with that steel chair shot, and-
Persephone: WAIT, LOOK!!!! JAMIE O’HARA JUST GRABBED VIZ AND PULLED HIM INTO THE SECOND RING!!!! JAMIE JUST CAUGHT VIZ OFF GUARD WITH THAT MOVE, BRINGING HIM INTO THE SECOND RING WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER ELITISTS!!!!! JAMIE SEPARATED VIZ FROM HIS TEAM, AND NOW HE SENDS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!
Stew-O: YEAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JAMIE DID A BIT OF REDECORATING WHILE HE WAS ALONE TOO, AS THE TURNBUCKLES IN THAT CORNER ARE ALL EXPOSED!!!! VIZ JUST CRASHED BACK FIRST INTO THAT STEEL AND DROPPED TO A KNEE, AND NOW JAMIE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DROPPING VIZ WITH A SCISSOR KICK!!!!! JAMIE KNOWS THAT HE’S AT A SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE AS LONG AS HE’S THE ONLY ELITIST WITHOUT ANY TEAMMATES, AND RIGHT NOW HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO WORK WITH THAT DISADVANTAGE BY ELIMINATING EVEN ONE OF HIS THREATS!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie drags Viz up to a knee before holding onto both of his wrists, and it looks like Jamie is about to put Viz down! HATHAWAY’S DREAMS!!!!
Persephone: NO!!! VIZ PULLS JAMIE INTO HIS GRASP BEFORE DELIVERING AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY, AND NOW JAMIE’S THE ONE SENT INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES!
Stew-O: Viz has the size advantage here and he knows it- WHICH IS WHY HE IMMEDIATELY LOOKS FOR THE CHEF’S KISS!!!! VIZ IS TRYING TO APPLY THAT FULL NELSON SUBMISSION, KNOWING THAT HE’D BE ABLE TO STOP JAMIE FROM ESCAPING AND DAMAGE HIM EVEN MORE!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE KNOWS WHAT VIZ IS DOING THOUGH, AND HE’S ABLE TO GET HIS FOOT UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, PUSHING HIMSELF OFF OF IT AS HE SLIPS OUT OF VIZ’S GRASP AND LANDS BEHIND HIM!!! JAMIE QUICKLY DELIVERS A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE CHEF’S KNEE, AND NOW JAMIE CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!! Jamie heads back up to the top rope as Viz is down on all fours, and I think Jamie may be thinking of an even more brutal version of that double foot stomp!
Persephone: BUT WAIT A SECOND!!! IT LOOKS LIKE ADAM LUCAS DISCOVERED JAMIE’S PLAN, AS HE JUST RAN OVER AND CONNECTED WITH AN ELBOW THAT THREW JAMIE OFF HIS GAME!!!!! ADAM NOW SHOVING JAMIE-
Stew-O: RIGHT INTO VIZ’S GRASP!!!! VIZ HAS JAMIE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND-
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? SPRINGBOARD METEORA BY MYLES ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET, CAUSING VIZ TO SIMULTANEOUSLY DROP JAMIE WITH A SAMOAN DROP!!!!! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE BY MYLES, BUT HOW!?!? WASN’T SHERIDAN STILL FIGHTING MYLES WHEN ADAM RAN OVER TO JAMIE!? WHAT HAPPENED!?
Persephone: Well I think the answer to that question is pretty obvious. Look what’s going on in the other ring!
Stew-O: IT’S KASSIDY!!! EVEN WITH BLOOD POURING FROM THE SIDE OF HER HEAD, DYNASTY’S TEAM CAPTAIN MANAGED TO PULL HERSELF BACK INTO THIS ONE AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S CAUGHT SHERIDAN BY SURPRISE!!! SHE JUST SLAMMED THE LID OF THE TRASH CAN RIGHT INTO SHERIDAN’S FACE, AND NOW SHE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIN BEFORE BEGINNING TO WRAP IT AROUND SHERIDAN’S THROAT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :whoa: !!!!! We’ve already seen Kassidy do stuff like this before. I really don’t like where this is going!
Persephone: I DO!! I LOVE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!! KASSIDY HAS THE STEEL CHAIN AROUND SHERIDAN’S NECK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO KILL OFF “GERMAN EFFICIENCY” RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HERE IN GERMANY!! KASSIDY GRABS THE REST OF THE CHAIN AND STARTS DRAGGING SHERIDAN TOWARDS THE CAGE, RIGHT BY THE DOOR!
Stew-O: IT’S NOT THAT SIMPLE THOUGH!!! SHERIDAN WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BUT KASSIDY STILL HAS THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK, AND SHE USES THAT TO GRAB ONTO THE CAGE AND PULL DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS SHE CAN, BEFORE GRABBING KASSIDY AND FINALLY TAKING HER DOWN WITH A SNAPMARE, CAUSING KASSIDY TO GO BACK FIRST ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!! That won’t keep the Universal Women’s Champ down, but it did buy Sheridan time to take that chain off of her neck and recover a bit.
Gavin Kirkland: Myles and Adam are once again going at it, AND ADAM SWINGS AT MYLES BUT MYLES DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE SPINNING AND DELIVERING A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! MYLES NOW KICKING ADAM IN THE FACE AS ADAM TAKES A STEP BACK, AND MYLES FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A KNEE- NO! ADAM LUCAS IS ABLE TO AVOID IT BEFORE SWEEPING MYLES’ LEGS, AND NOW HE LOOKS TO-
Persephone: WHAT THE HELL?? VIZ AND JAMIE WERE BOTH GETTING UP, AND JAMIE JUST RAN TO ADAM LUCAS BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!! Jamie completely ignores both Viz and Myles, who he leaves in the second ring as he makes his way onto the steel, bringing Adam with him! Jamie pulls Adam into a front facelock before hooking one of the arms, AND THERE’S A SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL!!!! ADAM LUCAS MIGHT BE OUT COLD, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HIS BRAIN MIGHT BE IN PIECES!!! That’s what I like to see!
Stew-O: Jamie now getting back up- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE CHAOS STILL ISN’T DONE, AS VIZ JUST THREW MYLES RIGHT INTO JAMIE!!! VIZ USING HIS STRENGTH TO SEND MYLES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT INTO THE CAPTAIN OF VOLTAGE’S TEAM!!! Both men are down and begin rolling into opposite rings, with Jamie rolling into the first ring as Myles rolls back into the second ring with Viz. The size and power of Viz has really helped team Showdown out tonight. Meanwhile Sheridan and Kassidy are still going at it, and now that Limmy is stirring he’s looking to make sure Jamie O’Hara stays down!
Gavin Kirkland: ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN TO JAMIE O’HARA!!! THAT JUST MADE JAMIE DROP TO A KNEE, BUT JAMIE MANAGES TO RESPOND WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI!!! BOTH OF THESE MEN THROWING WHATEVER STRIKES THEY STILL HAVE LEFT AT EACH OTHER- AS LIMMY DELIVERS A CHOP TO THE CHEST AS SOON AS JAMIE MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! JAMIE STUMBLES BACKWARDS, BUT HE QUICKLY RETALIATES WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST!!! BOTH MEN BARELY ABLE TO STAND RIGHT NOW, AND WITH THE CONDITION THEY’RE IN IT FEELS LIKE ANY MOVE CAN TAKE THEM OFF THEIR FEET! WHAT A BATTLE THIS IS!!!!
Persephone: THAT’S NOT THE ONLY THING GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!! SHERIDAN IS TRYING TO TRAP KASSIDY IN GEHENNA- BUT KASSIDY QUICKLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO A KNEE BEFORE SLAMMING SHERIDAN ONTO THE MAT!!! KASSIDY NOW PULLS SHERIDAN ON TOP OF HER, ONLY IN AN ATTEMPT TO APPLY THE NECRO MAULER SUBMISSION!!!!
Stew-O: BOTH OF THEM MUST FIGURE THAT AT THIS POINT EVERY SUBMISSION ALL EITHER WEAR THEM DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY OR LEAVE THEM IN NO POSITION TO BE A THREAT LATER ON! IF KASSIDY IS ABLE TO LOCK IN THE NECRO MAULER SHE’D DEFINITELY BE ABLE TO TAKE SHERIDAN OUT OF ACTION- BUT SHERIDAN IS ABLE TO MAKE THAT A BIT MORE DIFFICULT FOR KASSIDY!!! SHE ROLLS BACKWARDS ONTO HER KNEES BEFORE GRABBING KASSIDY FROM BEHIND!! SHERIDAN QUICKLY PULLS BOTH HERSELF AND KASSIDY UP, AND THERE’S ENDLESS FANTASIES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! KASSIDY PULLED SHERIDAN INTO A SHORT-ARM LARIAT, AND BOTH ELITISTS NOW ARE DOWN ON THE MAT!!!! Kassidy seems to still have more fight in her, but she’s clearly lost a lot of blood!
Persephone: Yeah, but I think we’re starting to reach a point in this match where that doesn’t make anyone special. Anyways, Myles and Viz have been going at it as well. Viz already proved to be strong enough to basically manhandle everyone in the ring right now, so I’m not sure if that’s really smart.
Stew-O: I think you’re forgetting exactly why Myles is a two-time World Champion- AND I THINK YOU’RE ALSO FORGETTING THAT MYLES IS. A POWERFUL MAN HIMSELF, AS HE MANAGES TO LIFT VIZ UP AND DRIVE HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!! MYLES NOW DELIVERING SOME REPEATED CLOTHESLINES IN THE CORNER- BUT VIZ MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER ONE OF THEM BEFORE TURNING AND CRUSHING MYLES WITH A HUGE SPLASH IN THAT SAME CORNER!! VIZ LOOKING TO TAKE MYLES OUT OF THE CORNER- BUT MYLES TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS VIZ INTO THE ROPES BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK! Myles quickly returns to his feet as Viz drops to a knee, and now-
Gavin Kirkland: IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE DROPS MYLES WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! It looks like Viz was playing a bit of possum there, but I have to wonder how much of it was an act at this point of the match. This couldn’t have been easy for him.
(The Visual Prophet stands over Myles. Limmy Monaghan begins to overpower Jamie O’Hara as Jamie’s fatigue starts catching up to him. Kassody Heart and Sheridan Müller continue to fight in the first ring. Finally, all of the fans in attendance begin to count one last time.)
Crowd: FIVE!!!!
Stew-O: Well we all know who this is going to be!!
Crowd: FOUR!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie needed this, I’m not so sure he could last much longer on his own!
Crowd: THREE!!!
Persephone: …
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Crowd: ONE!!!
(BUZZ!!!!!)
Stew-O: AND HERE THEY COME!!!! REX AND BETHANY QUICKLY RUN DOWN THE RAMP, NOT WASTING ANY TIME!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: REX IMMEDIATELY ENTERS THE RING AS BETHANY CHOOSES TO SEARCH FOR A WEAPON, AND NOS REX QUICKLY HELPS JAMIE WITH LIMMY MONAGHAN, CATCHING LIMMY WITH A BIG BOOT!!!! LIMMY SPINS AROUND AFTER THAT CONNECTION, AND REX USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO DROP LIMMY ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: REX NOW ENTERING THE OTHER RING, GOING AFTER THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! CHEF VIZ NOTICES THIS AND SWINGS AT REX FIRST- BUT REX DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DROPPING VIZ WITH A HUGE FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!! REX MCALLISTER IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, AND I’M SURE JAMIE IS GLAD TO FINALLY HAVE HIS TEAM IN THIS MATCH!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy and Sheridan are both on a knee, AND KASSIDY MANAGES TO HIT SHERIDAN WITH AN ELBOW THAT CAUSES SHERIDAN TO NEARLY FALL BACK ONTO THE MAT! Sheridan delivers a chop to the midsection though, and she follows it up with a forearm! Sheridan looks for a third strike, but Kassidy blocks it before connecting with a second elbow! Kassidy now-
(*CRASH!*)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… WAR GAMES IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!!!!
Stew-O: WOAH!!! IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! BETHANY IS IN THE CAGE, MEANING EVERYONE IS IN AND THIS MATCH IS NOW ON!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST SMASHED A GLASS PANE OVER KASSIDY HEART’S HEAD!!!! THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION BREAKING GLASS OF ALL THINGS OVER THE CURRENT CHAMPION’S HEAD, DROPPING KASSIDY ONTO THE MAT!!! THAT’S NOT ALL BETHANY DOES, EITHER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: TJD TO SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!! BETHANY DROPS SHERIDAN TO ALL FOURS WITH THE SUPERKICK, AND NOW BETHANY RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH THE CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST DROPPED BOTH OF HER BIGGEST ENEMIES AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, AND NOW DR. BETHANY BLUE GOES FOR THE COVER ON SHERIDAN MÜLLER, KNOWING THAT THERE’S NOBODY TO STOP HER!!!!!
Stew-O: TEAM VOLTAGE JUST ENTERED THE MATCH, ARE THEY ALREADY ABOUT TO WIN IT!?!?
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY JUMPS OUT TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT JAMIE PULLS HIM BACK!!! TEAM VOLTAGE WINS!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, NO!!! THE PIN WAS BROKEN UP ANYWAY, BUT IT WASN’T BY LIMMY!!! IT WAS…
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS!!!!! ADAM LUCAS JUST STOPPED DR. BETHANY BLUE FROM WINNING THE MATCH!!!! ADAM LUCAS JUST BROKE UP HIS WIFE’S PINFALL!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: We knew there were a lot of questions regarding Adam Lucas and Dr. Bethany Blue, especially whether or not they’d actually be able to fight each other. I think it became very clear that Dr. Bethany Blue was willing to do whatever was necessary, and it looks like Adam knew he had to at least do that much if he wanted to save his team’s chances!
Stew-O: I don’t think Bethany can believe Adam actually did that! We know Adam had been out of action for a bit after being driven head first onto the steel, but that’s not the part that surprised Bethany! Bethany gets back to her feet as Adam slowly uses the ropes to pull himself up. Bethany just taking a moment to look at the damage she’s done to Sheridan and Kassidy, the two people she may hate more than anyone, before turning back to her husband who cost her the chance to put them down.
Gavin Kirkland: AND HERE WE GO!!! BETHANY MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ADAM’S FATIGUE AS SHE TAKES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!!! BETHANY BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT HER OWN HUSBAND, AND THE CAPTAIN OF TEAM SHOWDOWN!!!! ADAM IS ABLE TO SHOVE BETHANY OFF OF HIM THOUGH, AND BOTH GET BACK TO THEIR FEET!!! ADAM NOW ATTEMPTING A LARIAT, BUT BETHANY DUCKS UNDER IT!!! THE REMEDY BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM PREVENTS IT BY SHOVING BETHANY AWAY!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE TRIES CHARGING IN- BUT ADAM POPS HER UP INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!! BETHANY HOLDS ONTO THE CAGE WALL- BUT LOOK AT THAT MOVE FROM ADAM LUCAS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM JUST GRABBED BETHANY BY THE LEG, PULLING HER OFF OF THE CAGE WALL AND RIGHT INTO A CUTTER!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO!! BETHANY MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET!!!! BETHANY DIDN’T GET HIT WITH THE CUTTER!!! BETHANY QUICKLY GRABS ONTO THE LEAD PIPE AS ADAM GETS BACK UP, AND SHE SWINGS THE LEAD PIPE AT HIM!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM MANAGES TO CATCH IT THOUGH, HITTING BETHANY WITH AN ELBOW TO TAKE IT OUT OF HER HANDS!!! Adam now grabbing Bethany and going for a-
Stew-O: TJD!!!! BETHANY JUST HIT ADAM LUCAS WITH THE TJD, CAUSING ADAM TO FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM BOUNCES OFF OF THEM, AND HE TAKES BETHANY DOWN WITH A LARIAT!!!! THESE TWO WERE PUT IN A POSITION WHERE THEY BASICALLY HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO FIGHT, AND IN TURN THEY JUST MANAGED TO TAKE EACH OTHER OUT!!!
Stew-O: There’s still a huge brawl going on over in the second ring as well! Rex and Viz are still going at it, and it looks like Viz managed to get Rex in the corner! Viz now charging in- BUT REX MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ RUNS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!! REX QUICKLY CHARGES IN AS SOON AS VIZ TURNS AROUND, AND REX CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Rex pulls Viz out of the corner with a snapmare, AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES BEFO- WAIT NO!
Gavin Kirkland: MYLES PULLED THE MIDDLE ROPE DOWN, CAUSING REX TO FALL THROUGH THE ROPES RIGHT INTO THE STEEL PLATE IN BETWEEN THE RINGS!!!!!
Stew-O: That clearly caught Rex off guard. Myles makes it back to his feet, AND NOW VIZ CHARGES IN LOOKING TO ONCE AGAIN GET THE UPPER HAND OVER MYLES, BUT MYLES DUCKS DOWN BEFORE LIFTING VIZ OVER THE TOP ROPE, CAUSING VIZ TO CRASH INTO REX!!!! It looks like the tables have turned after what Viz did to Myles earlier! What a match this has been so far!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but something seems off. Has Persephone even said a word since Rex and Bethany entered the match?
Stew-O: No.
Gavin Kirkland: Should we be concerned about that?
Stew-O: No.
Gavin Kirkland: Well okay then. Viz and Rex have both rolled into the first ring, and now Myles makes his way there as well, meaning that ALL of the participants in this war games match are now in one ring! Team Voltage, team Showdown, team Dynasty, all nine Elitists slowly get back to their feet, joining their teammates! This is the first time in this match we’ve been able to see all three teams stand together!
Stew-O: Seeing them all in the same ring really puts into perspective just how much they’ve all put each other through. At this point the first ring, where most of the chaos took place, is covered with blood. These three teams haven’t held back at all, and I can’t say that’s much of a surprise. All three teams want to win, and all three teams feature some of the very best Elitists in all of EAW. Former and current World Champions, Hall of Famers, legends, all three teams have an incredible chance of winning this match.
Gavin Kirkland: AND HERE WE GO, THIS MATCH HAS OFFICIALLY BROKEN DOWN INTO A HUGE BRAWL BETWEEN ALL THREE TEAMS!!!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE, MYLES AND SHERIDAN START GOING AT IT, WITH ALL THREE ELITISTS BEGINNING TO FIGHT IN THE CORNER OF THE FIRST RING!!!!! KASSIDY SENDS BETHANY OVER THE TOP ROPE TOWARDS THE STEEL AS BETHANY ROLLS INTO THE SECOND RING, AND KASSIDY TAKES THE LEAD PIPE AND A FEW GLASS SHARDS BEFORE FOLLOWING, WITH ADAM LUCAS NOT FAR BEHIND!!!! REX, VIZ AND LIMMY ARE ALL BRAWLING IN THE CENTER OF THE FIRST RING AS WELL, I THINK THEY ALL KNOW THIS MATCH MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF COMING TO AN END!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY QUICKLY HEADS OVER TO BETHANY, AND SHE TRIES TO STAB THE GLASS SHARD RIGHT INTO BETHANY’S SHOULDER- BUT BETHANY WAS BARELY ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!! BETHANY QUICKLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET BEFORE SWINGING AT KASSIDY- BUT KASSIDY DUCKS UNDER IT!!! KASSIDY NOW TAKING THE GLASS SHARD AND SLICING BETHANY RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!!! KASSIDY NOW DROPPING THE GLASS SHARD, BEFORE SWINGING THE LEAD PIPE RIGHT INTO BETHANY, CONNECTING WITH THE SLICED MIDSECTION!!
Stew-O: BETHANY DROPS TO THE MAT, BUT ADAM LUCAS TAKES KASSIDY DOWN WITH THE EQUALIZER!!!! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH THAT LARIAT CONNECTS, ONLY THIS TIME I DON’T THINK HE PLANS TO STOP THERE!!! ADAM LUCAS IMMEDIATELY GRABS KASSIDY BY THE ARM, AND HE TRANSITIONS INTO ICONIC!!!! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN, AND UNLIKE BEFORE, THIS COULD ACTUALLY END THE MATCH!!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS SO CAUGHT UP IN THEIR OWN FIGHTS THAT THEY DON’T EVEN REALIZE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART HAS NEVER BEEN THE TYPE TO LOSE A MATCH VIA SUBMISSION!! IF ADAM COULD CHANGE THAT TONIGHT IT’D BE HUGE, BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE GETS INVOLVED TO BREAK THINGS UP!?
Stew-O: I’M NOT SURE!! THINGS BETWEEN MYLES, JAMIE AND SHERIDAN SEEM TO HAVE SPILLED OUT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RINGS THOUGH, AND I THINK MYLES IS LOOKING TO BREAK THINGS UP NOW!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHERIDAN DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN THOUGH!!! SHE CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS SHE AND MYLES BOTH FALL THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE SECOND RING, AND NOW SHE LOCKS IN GEHENNA!!!!! SHERIDAN MÜLLER HAS THE KIMURA LOCK APPLIED ON MYLES WHILE ADAM LUCAS HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN ON KASSIDY HEART!!! IS THIS IT!?!? IS THIS ABOUT TO BE SHOWDOWN’S WIN!?!?
Stew-O: WE’RE NOW AT A VERY CRUCIAL MOMENT HERE, AS IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE KASSIDY THAT LOSES THE MATCH FOR HER TEAM!!! THERE ARE TWO SUBMISSIONS LOCKED IN RIGHT NOW, BOTH BY MEMBERS OF TEAM SHOWDOWN!!! WE MAY BE SEEING THE END OF THIS ONE RIGHT NOW!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK!!! BOTH MYLES AND KASSIDY SEEM TO BE POWERING OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE SUBMISSIONS!!!! KASSIDY IS ON BOTH FEET AND NOW JUST NEEDS TO SOMEHOW LIFT ADAM OFF OF THE GROUND, MEANWHILE MYLES SEEMS TO HAVE MANAGED TO LIFT SHERIDAN UP IN THE AIR WHILE IN THE KIMURA LOCK!!!! THE RESILIENCE OF THESE TWO ARE JUST UNREAL-
Stew-O: AND LOOK AT THAT!!! DIVING METEORA BY JAMIE O’HARA, RIGHT TO THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD!!! MYLES INADVERTENTLY PLANTS SHERIDAN WITH A BIT OF A SPINEBUSTER, AND THAT’S NOT ALL!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY WAS SOMEHOW STARTING TO POWER ADAM LUCAS UP, AND JAMIE JUST RAN IN BEFORE HITTING ADAM WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! THAT CAUSED ADAM TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION- BUT BEFORE KASSIDY COULD GET ANYTIME TO TRY AND RECOVER, BETHANY HIT HER IN THE BACK WITH THE LEAD PIPE!!!!
Stew-O: AND LOOK AT WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE FIRST RING!!! IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS HAVE COME DOWN TO REX AND VIZ!!!! VIZ HAS REX IN THE CORNER, AND HE JUST HIR REX WITH THAT RUNNING SPLASH!!!! Viz now taking Rex out of the corner with a belly to belly slam, BUT VIZ DOESN’T STOP THERE AS HE ROLLS REX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! IT LOOKS LIKE REX MIGHT BE SETTING UP FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: REX DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN THOUGH! HE SLIPS BEHIND VIZ BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND REX DELIVERS A BICYCLE KICK!!! VIZ IS STILL STANDING THOUGH, AND HE DELIVERS A HUGE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!! VIZ NOW PULLING REX IN, RIGHT FOR THE KISS TO THE HEAD!!!
Stew-O: NO!! REX DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S THE REX EFFECT ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!!! REX JUST DROPPED VIZ ONTO THE THUMBTACKS, AND IF THAT DIDN’T PUT VIZ DOWN FOR GOOD I’M NOT TOO SURE WHAT WILL!!!! TEAM VOLTAGE IS STANDING TALL RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK THIS MATCH MIGHT BE COMING TO AN END!!!! REX IS BARELY ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE TURNS VIZ OVER FOR THE-
Gavin Kirkland: DIABLE JAMBE!!!! LIMMY JUST FLEW IN AND HIT REX WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, AND LOOK AT LIMMY’S LEG!!!! IT’S THE CHAIN, THE SAME CHAIN HE BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
Stew-O: LIMMY WITH A CHAIN ASSISTED DIABLE JAMBE, AND HE DOESN’T STOP THERE!!!! LIMMY PULLS REX UP TO A KNEE BY HIS ARMS, AND NOW HE CONNECTS WITH IFRIT JAMBE!!!!! REX IS OUT OF IT, AND NOW LIMMY PULLS REX UP, KNOWING HE HAS THE MATCH WON FOR TEAM DYNASTY!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IKOKU SOVEREIGNTY!!!! LIMMY DROPS REX RIGHT ONTO THE THUMBTACKS, AND NOW LIMMY QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!! HE’S ABOUT TO TAKE THIS WIN FOR TEAM DYNASTY!!!!!!
OOOIOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: BETHANY PULLS LIMMY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! BETHANY SAVES THE MATCH, PULLING LIMMY OFF OF THE COVER JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD REACH THREE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: This match is unbelievable. I thought that was it! I thought Dynasty had it, but it’s not over just yet! Dr. Bethany Blue slowly begins to pull that chain off of Limmy’s leg while both Elitists are on the steel in between the two rings, and I think Bethany has an idea in mind! She starts to pull Limmy back up, and-
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL!?!? KASSIDY HEART FROM BEHIND!! SHE JUST REACHED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GRABBED THE CHAIN BEFORE PULLING IT UP TO BETHANY’S THROAT!!!! KASSIDY IS CHOKING BETHANY OUT FROM BEHIND HER USING THE STEEL CHAIN!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BETHANY IS FADING, AND LIMMY TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO RUSH INTO THE OPPOSITE RING TO MAKE SURE NOBODY CAN BREAK THIS UP!!!! LIMMY TAKES DOWN ADAM LUCAS, AND MYLES GRABS JAMIE O’HARA BEFORE HE COULD INTERFERE!!!!! IS BETHANY ABOUT TO PASS OUT!?!?!?
Stew-O: NO, BECAUSE THERE WAS ONE PERSON NOT ACCOUNTED FOR, AND THAT’S GERMAN EFFICIENCY HERSELF!!!! SHERIDAN GRABS THE LEAD PIPE, AND NOW SHE TAKES A PAGE OUT OF KASSIDY’S BOOK AS SHE USES IT TO BEGIN CHOKING HER OUT!!!! KASSIDY IS FORCED TO LET GO OF BETHANY, AND NOW IT’S KASSIDY THAT’S IN A BIT OF TROUBLE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! KASSIDY MANAGES TO PULL SHERIDAN OFF OF HER BY GRABBING ONTO THE LEAD PIPE, AND NOW SHE BACKS UP BEFORE IMMEDIATELY RUNNING IN FOR PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!
Stew-O: NO! SHERIDAN AVOIDS IT AND GRABS KASSIDY FROM BEHIND!! ENDLESS FANTASIES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER!!! KASSIDY AVOIDS THE RIPCORD LARIAT BEFORE THROWING SHERIDAN THROUGH THE ROPES, CAUSING HER TO HIT BETHANY WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart now making her way to the first ring, and she begins setting up the second table, the second one that was brought in when Myles and Limmy joined the match! It hadn’t been touched at all up to this point, which is very surprising. It looks like Kassidy may have a plan, as she drags Sheridan back into the first ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Adam Lucas and Limmy Monaghan are still fighting, and it looks like things between Myles and Jamie have escalated! Jamie just tried to send Myles into the cage wall, but Myles grabbed onto it instead! Jamie now climbing up, AND HE TRIES TO ATTACK- BUT MYLES GRABS JAMIE’S FACE BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! Wait, what are they doing!? Is Myles climbing even further up!?
Stew-O: It looks like it, and it also looks like Jamie is following!!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s a scary sight, but in the first ring we now have Viz and Rex both making it back to their feet. Rex notices what’s going on between Kassidy and Sheridan, AND NOW HE RUNS IN, TAKING BOTH WOMEN OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Rex is barely even able to stand, and now he grabs Kassidy before sending him into the- NO! KASSIDY MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND! SHE TRIED TO SEND HIM INTO THE CAGE DOOR, BUT REX WAS ABLE TO LAND SAFELY ON THE APRON, NOT TAKING TOO MUCH DAMAGE! Kassidy forced to turn her attention back to Sheridan, and now-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!?!?! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?????????
Gavin Kirkland: THERE’S NO WAY!!!!!
Stew-O: CHEF VIZ JUST RAN RIGHT INTO REX WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES, SENDING BOTH MEN THROUGH THE LOCKED CAGE DOOR!!!!!! THE DOOR JUST BROKE OPEN THANKS TO THE VISUAL PROPHET, AND BOTH VIZ AND REX JUST WENT TUMBLING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHEN’S THE LAST TIME WE’VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?!?
Stew-O: SHERIDAN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION, THOUGH!!! SHE SLIPS BEHIND KASSIDY, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE SHERPLEX!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! KASSIDY KEEPS HER FEET PLANTED ON THE GROUND, BUT SHERIDAN DOESN’T LET GO OF HER! SHE KEEPS TRYING TO LIFT KASSIDY UP WITH THE SHERPLEX, BUT KASSIDY BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY CONNECT WITH BACK ELBOWS! Sheridan is slowly losing her grasp on Kassidy- BUT HERE COMES DR. BETHANY BLUE, TAKING BOTH WOMEN DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!!!!
Stew-O: Great way to take down multiple opponents, but I think that may have hurt Bethany just as badly given the cut on her stomach, as well as all the damage she’s taken! She’s not really in any position to capitalize right now!
Gavin Kirkland: It looks like things are about even between Limmy and Adam right now. These two are old rivals with tons of history. If there were ever any two Elitists that’d be able to bring each other to this point it’s them! Meanwhile… It looks like Myles and Jamie are both at the top of the cage!
Stew-O: Myles and Jamie have seemingly pulled themselves closer to the first ring thanks to the fact that they’ve been fighting throughout all this, but now that they’re on top of the cage things have become even more dangerous! Myles connects with an elbow before trying to grab Jamie, BUT JAMIE CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT! Jamie now grabbing Myles by his hair, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE PUNCH TO THE JAW, ONE STRONG ENOUGH TO NEARLY CAUSE MYLES TO FALL OFF THE CAGE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Myles barely holds on, AND NOW HE CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN! Jamie nearly fell the opposite way, which really would’ve been bad as he would’ve fell all the way down to ringside!
Stew-O: Limmy has Adam Lucas down in the corner, throughout all this, and now he grabs Adam- BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO PULL LIMMY DOWN, DROPPING LIMMY FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A REVERSE STO!!!!! Adam gets the upper hand here, but it looks like his team is all wiped out! Then again, EVERYONE is down! Everyone but the two on top of the cage!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie delivers a second huge elbow, and I don’t think Myles can take anymore! Myles looks like he’s out, AND NOW JAMIE SLOWLY BEGINS TO LIFT MYLES UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! WHAT IS HE THINKING!?!?!?
Stew-O: WAIT, NO!!! MYLES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD!!! A SECOND ONE NOW! AND A THIRD!!! MYLES REPEATEDLY ELBOWING JAMIE, AND I DON’T THINK JAMIE CAN TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS!!! MYLES PULLS HIMSELF BACK DOWN ONTO THE CAGE BEFORE PULLING JAMIE RIGHT INTO A HEADBUTT, AND THAT’S ENOUGH TO DO IT!!! JAMIE IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF OF THE CAGE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MYLES DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH, AND I THINK HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT’S NEXT!!!! HE SLOWLY PULLS JAMIE UP BEFORE GETTING HIM INTO A PUMPHANDLE POSITION…. Wait a second… NO WAY! NOT FROM UP THERE!!!
Stew-O: DE FACTO!!!!!!!!!
(*CRASH!*)
Gavin Kirkland: MYLES POWERED JAMIE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE DIVING OFF THE CAGE, PUTTING JAMIE THROUGH THE TABLE WITH POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST DE FACTO OF HIS ENTIRE CAREER!!!!! JAMIE WAS JUST SENT CRASHING FROM THE TOP OF THE WAR GAMES STRUCTURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!!
Stew-O: MYLES CAN BARELY MOVE, BUT HE DOESN’T WASTE EVEN A SECOND!!! HE PUSHES HIMSELF ON TOP OF JAMIE, SOMEHOW FINDING JUST ENOUGH STRENGTH TO HOOK THE LEG!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK!!! EVERYONE THAT CAN EVEN MOVE A MUSCLE IS RUSHING OVER TO STOP THIS!! ADAM LUCAS, SHERIDAN MÜLLER, DR. BETHANY BLUE, THEY’RE ALL REACHING OUT TO BREAK THING UP!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY HITS ADAM WITH DIVINE DEPARTURE JUST AS ADAM TRIED TO GO THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND KASSIDY IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO SHERIDAN AND BETHANY, SLOWING THEM DOWN BEFORE THEY COULD BREAK UP THE PIN!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners… THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION KASSIDY HEART, LIMMY MONAGHAN AND MYLES! TEAMMMMMMM DDDYYYYYYYYNNNASSSTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ by Beyoncé hits once again, but the music can hardly be heard over the extremely loud reaction from the fans, who are in disbelief over what they witnessed tonight. Every single Elitist in the match is on the ground. Adam Lucas and Limmy Monaghan on the steel connecting the two rings, Rex McAllister and Chef Viz out on the ringside floor, and Kassidy Heart, Sheridan Müller and Dr. Bethany Blue out on the mat in the first ring, and both Myles and Jamie O’Hara laid out in the remains of the table.)
Stew-O: Wow. I don’t even know what to say. That was just an incredible match all around. We knew since it started that this would be a huge challenge for everyone involved, but this was just insane. It’s been a year since we’ve seen any kind of war games match in EAW, and THREE years since we’ve seen war games for brand supremacy. Needless to say, this was worth the wait.
Gavin Kirkland: I can’t believe I had to watch Showdown lose… I also had to see Jamie lose… Although I did get to see Limmy win. 🤔
Persephone: Good match. Lots of blood.
Stew-O: :skip:
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S all you have to say after all this time??? What happened???
Persephone: I don’t want to talk about it.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t tell me you’re still upset over Re-
Stew-O: :whoa: !!! Let’s not provoke her. Anyways, I think we need to take some time to address the ending of that match. De Facto off of the cage is something I really didn’t see coming, but the fact that Myles did it to Jamie O’Hara is incredible. We know the history between those two, and I believe Jamie up to this point had been able to defeat Myles every time they met in the ring. This time however, not only did Jamie’s team lose, but Jamie was pinned by Myles!
Gavin Kirkland: The teamwork of team Dynasty was put into question this week, and to be fair I understand why. Between Myles, Kassidy and Limmy, I don’t think any pairing has good history with each other. That clearly didn’t stop them tonight however, as they all united for the sake of winning this match!
Persephone: Yeah and it didn’t stop everyone involved from covering an entire ring with blood either, which makes me pretty happy. Only thing I’d change about this match is someone actually dying, but this was better than having to deal with another goreless match.
Stew-O: All three teams threw their best at this match, and it shows. Just look at the carnage both in AND out of the ring. This match arguably could’ve gone any way, but in the end that fight between Myles and Jamie became the deciding factor, as Myles put Jamie through a table he brought into the match. Kassidy, Limmy and Myles made an incredible team, and it looks like Kassidy was an amazing team captain. As we close out Territorial Invasion, I’d like to say congratulations to team Dynasty!
(Myles, Kassidy and Limmy all slowly find their way back to their feet. They’re all covered in blood, exhausted and in too much pain to move very far. Eventually the referee brings the team Captain her Universal Women’s Championship, before raising the hands of 2023’s war games winners. The camera shows one more shot of the members of Showdown and Voltage’s teams, showcasing the carnage that took place in this war games match as none of them are even able to move at this point. With the three members of team Dynasty standing tall, Territorial Invasion slowly fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
