Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(As the EAW signature comes to a close, the broadcast fades out to the dim, empty view of complete nothingness; a black screen filling the image. It remains that way for just a few short seconds, before it inevitably returns, with the sound of passing cars and motorbikes being heard – darkness fading in to show the outdoors, the camera resting in front of a building. The lens points towards letters stickered onto glass reading **”BATON ROUGE”**. As a car drives in front of the camera, a seamless transition occurs as it then pops out from behind a wall in a split second, suddenly inside the building – seemingly an airport – as a similar sign is seen, this time a poster on a wall. **”WELCOME TO BATON ROUGE”** is read, as outside a plane taking off is clearly visible. With the camera panning out, a voice through the speakers is audible, as it sounds all too familiar to the EAW Universe; this time presenting itself in the form of a pilot captain, or a communicator. Speaking in a more-upbeat tone, this voice would begin to talk about what is set for this evening, here in Baton Rogue’s local airport.)
Narrator: Welcome to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and I’ll be your flight instructor for today!
(The voice says, as the camera fades out for just a frame, before returning in view of one of the hallways; screens up and down the aisle. As the camera begins to pan, we see 10 familiar faces.)
Narrator: Just after dawn, Flight 102 will be visiting a Divide and Conquer, as Black Shamrock, Roberto De La Rosa, Ronan Malosi, Solomon Stane and Jay Jerry Jonson will all be passengers on that flight. However, stopping for a “gas break”, that flight will meet Flight 555, as passengers Alex Myers, Shane Gates, Kirk Redwood, Lucas Johnson and Donovan Duke will all come into contact.
(The camera lingers on the graphics for the Divide and Conquer match, before ultimately panning on to another screen. This screen would then display the first shot of championship gold.)
Narrator: Reaching that destination we’ll see the Co-Pilots of Flight 300, praised for their “Champion”-like abilities, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert take flight. Opposing this, we’ll have the fresher Co-Pilots in the cockpit, as Danny Tanner and Candice Blair will also be with us this evening; after all, what makes us “Unified” is what makes us a “Tag Team.”
(Panning on from the Unified Tag Team Championships graphic, the camera transitions elsewhere. We see another Television Screen, displaying two women…)
Narrator: Also on this flight, we’ll be seeing a lot of Nurses *and* Simps on board, as our flight “Specialist” Dr. Bethany Blue, known to be on the blue plane, will be accompanied by Miku Sakai, who is on the yellow plane! She’s in charge of those Simps on board, so make sure not to interrupt her work!
(Viewing the match card for Dr. Bethany Blue vs. Miku Sakai, the Specialists Championship match contested under the Nurses & Simps stipulations, we fade to another screen; another two women appear.)
Narrator: Joining us will be a very Universal pilot, as none other than Ms. Extreme will be on board! But let’s not forget her opposing force, as Ximena Velasquez will also be on our plane, joining us from assisting our red plane!
(The camera shows Ms. Extreme vs. Ximena Velasquez for the Universal Women’s Championship, before much like the rest, panning down the aisle; going onto another screen.)
Narrator: On this plane we also have another passenger, as “The King” Kassidy Heart will be on board! Make sure to give her a royal welcome if you see her. Though, let’s not forget the other “royal” passenger, though our King has questioned our “Monarch.” Nevertheless, give Limmy Monaghan, joined by his valet Walter Bivens, a warm welcome.
(Kassidy Heart vs. Limmy Monaghan for the Answers World Championship is seen on the screen, the all-blue graphic for the Showdown World Championship match. It then pans over to the red graphic…)
Narrator: But that won’t be the last of the “icons” on this ship, as we have someone listed as a “God” on this plane! Make sure to welcome Xander Payne to this plane, and if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll see his belt! If not, be sure to welcome Andrea Valentine to this plane, the last passenger on Flight 300!
(Displaying the graphic for Xander Payne vs. Andrea Valentine, for the World Heavyweight Championship, the screen lingers, before it fades outside. Three planes are seen lined up next to each other, as a red plane, a blue plane, and a yellow plane are all being filled.)
Narrator: And the aforementioned red, blue and yellow planes are here; as our pilots and attendees all gather up! On the Red Plane we see Captain Jack Ripley, accompanied by Jonny Airhart, Johnny Andrews, Terry Chambers and Bronson Daniels! On our Blue Plane, we see Adam Lucas, accompanied by Harper Lee, Jon Kelton, Amir Yusuf, and Ayu Megumi! Lastly, we have the yellow plane! First up is Jamie O’Hara, then Chris Elite, Jake Smith, Justin Windgate, and finally, Ryan Wilson! Now you have a safe trip, try not to have any “Brand Warfares” up in the sky!
(As the Brand Warfare contestants begin to enter the Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage-branded planes, we see the co-pilots entering the cockpits, before coming to an inevitable stop… we’re not finished. Panning elsewhere, the sounds of an argument is heard, as three more colored planes are seen; but no one is getting inside of them. Instead, they’re out on the runway, standing in a triangle-formation, aligned together with their teammates. Their formations would remain, however, not one of them seemed to be happy. After all, they didn’t like the other teams. After all, they wanted to win. One by one the camera begins to pan across all three teams, displaying all of their members, as they’re seen bickering with one another. This does not seem good.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Theron Nikolas: What he said. I’m not waiting until tonight. You’re kneeling *now.*
Impact: And if not? You New Eden dullards won’t even make it to Tiger Stadium.
(The camera pans over to New Eden…)
Minerva: The amount of times we’ve heard that lacks hilarity…
Myles: And the amount of times we have to beat people like you *is* hilarious.
Drake King: You do not matter here. No one but New Eden…
(The camera then pans over to Team Dynasty…)
Andre Walker: …Are gonna suck these big Samoan nuts.
SOSA Henderson: In other words, you gon’ be our fucking bitches.
The Visual Prophet: Exactly what they said, Drakey. You too Imp. You getting squashed. :mjlit:
(As the camera pans away from Team Dynasty, we once again get a shot of all three teams staring down at each other, now in complete silence. They begin to stare at each other, back and forth between both teams, panning their heads to look everyone in the eye…)
Narrator: :krabs: This doesn’t look too good…
(Finally, the Stadium Stampede competitors then begin to charge at each other, running across the airport grounds, looking to attack, before the screen then cuts to a freeze frame, eventually fading out to darkness, as the 9 competitors begin to have an un-civil war…)
(Cut to black.)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring, ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALL!! AND IT IS FOR YOUR ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The lights inside the arena dim, and the fans fall quiet. A purple spotlight shines on the stage as ‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless begins to play across the PA system. A mixed reaction ripples through the crowd as Harlow Reichert steps onto the stage into her own spotlight.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Making her way to the ring, she resides in Pensacola, Florida. She weighs in at 135 Pounds. She is one-half of the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….SHE IS “MISS NO….FUCKS…..GIVEN” HARLOW REICHERT!!
(After Bella Braxton finishes her introduction, Harlow slowly removes her sunglasses, pushing them on top of her head, and looks out at the crowd. She feigns indifference, tossing her long dark, hair off her shoulders and begins to make her way down to the ring.)
James Peters: What an entrance for one-half of the Tag Team Champions. She knows her own hype and she knows her own capabilities. Harlow Reichert isn’t half of the Tag Champions by luck. She knows how to get the job done in the ring as she gets ready for the next title defense.
Persephone: If you ask me, I think her entrance was overly done and completely over budget. She can get an entrance like that and I can’t get a massage chair out here for me? I CALL BULLSHIT!!
Rich Russillo: When you are a former PURE CHAMPION and a current Tag Team Champion, I think Harlow has earned any entrance she wants.
(Harlow slips inside the ring, taking a moment to savor being inside her own personal domain, and then removes her sunglasses and leather jacket. Her game face is firmly in place and there is no showboating from Miss No Fucks Given. She’s ready to get down to business! Seconds later, “It Has Begun” by Starset starts to play as Xavier Williams makes his way to the arena.)
Bella Braxton: Her tag team partner. He also resides in Pensacola, Florida. He weighs in at 220 pounds. He is the other half of the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…HE IS EAW HALL OF FAMER AND “THE BEST IN THE WORLD” ….XAVIER WILLIAMS!
Rich Russillo: Here is one of the most accomplished EAW Elitists possibly ever. He has a very long resume in what he has done throughout his career. Currently, he is a reigning two-time Tag Team Champion along with being a former World Champion as well as a Grand Slam Champion and of course an EAW Hall of Famer.
Persephone: Yeah. Yeah. He’s done a lot. We get it. Now it’s time for him to quit and go find a retirement home or something! Out of all the Hall of Famers we could have here, we have Xavier Williams and not Rex McAllister? This match and this day is ruined.
James Peters: Will you stop? Xavier Williams is one of the most dangerous men on the roster today! His high flying and his striking ability can only be matched by his technical wrestling ability that has brought him much success through his career. The challengers are going to be in for a long night if they aren’t careful.
(Xavier pays no attention to the fans as he enters the ring, completely focused on the match at hand as “It Has Begun” stops playing. After a few seconds of silence, “Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani starts to play as Candice Blair enters the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS!! First, making her way to the ring. She is from San Francisco, California. She weighs 126 pounds. She is “THE HOT COMMODITY”…CANDICE BLAIR!
Persephone: Another overly hyped and overly glammed up bitch. NEXT!
James Peters: The match hasn’t even rung yet and you’re already getting started. Control yourself! Regardless, Candice Blair makes her way to the ring for what could easily be the match where she gets her first taste of championship gold in EAW. I think she and her partner can get the job done.
Rich Russillo: Remember that she and Danny Tanner were brought together for this match by a lottery drawing. But this isn’t their first time competing as a team. They defeated Jake Smith and Holly Arrow a few weeks ago on Voltage.
Persephone: How is that an achievement? They aren’t much of a team. Batbitch is loony and Jake is so short his hair and his feet smell the exact same: cheap and disgusting. Don’t even get me started on that little borker. I bet it’ll make a nice fur hat someday.
(James rolls his eyes at the announce table as Candice enters the ring and “Diamonds” stops playing. Candice takes her place in her corner as “Loser” by Charles Hamilton starts to play as the crowd roars for Danny Tanner as he enters the arena.)
Bella Braxton: Her tag team partner. He is from Sarasota, Florida. He weighs in at 205 pounds. He is DANNY “3 SECOND” TANNER!
Persephone: Why in the hell is there someone like him on Voltage? He is like walking anxiety and pathetic. His theme is called loser and he calls himself 3 Second. What the literal fuck? 3 Seconds on the mat and 3 seconds in bed if he can ever make his way in there. I highly doubt it.
James Peters: He’s not as pathetic as you make him out to be. He actually has a decent record in EAW and is improving and getting more confident every day. This is almost like a fairy tale for Danny Tanner. As far as the fans are concerned, he is the favorite in this match. Listen to the cheers.
Persephone: Oh shut up! The fans are drunk and stupid. Besides, what’s the title of this fairy tale? The Princess and the Toilet Scrubber? Give me a break.
Rich Russillo: I think he means that he started in EAW as a custodian, but look at him now. Competing tonight at Territorial Invasion for the Unified Tag Team Titles. Imagine what would happen if he and Candice win tonight. I really think they have what it takes to win tonight. We wil see if they can do it.
(Danny enters the ring and takes his place next to Candice as “Loser” stops playing. The referee presents the Unified Tag Titles to both teams before presenting them to the crowd. He hands the titles to Bella Braxton before calling for the bell.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell is rung and here we go. This is going to be good. Tag Team Titles are on the line. Looks like Harlow Reichert will be starting out for the champions. Surprisingly, it looks like Danny Tanner will be starting off for the challengers. Harlow looks calm and collected on the outside, but she has to be a little frustrated on the inside. Danny got an upset victory over her and I highly doubt that she is going to let that happen twice.
Persephone: Mistake or not, it sure as hell was funny! :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner looks like he is having second thoughts now on starting this match, especially with Harlow Reichert just a few feet away. Harlow looks ready to go as she goes in for a lock up and Danny immediately hightails it to his corner. HE JUST TAGGED IN CANDICE!
TAG!
Persephone: What the hell was that? Be a big boy and stay in the ring! You are competing for a title! Damn! No wonder he’s called “3 Seconds”. That’s how long he was in the ring before he tagged out.
James Peters: Regardless, Candice Blair is entering the ring and she will be the one starting off for the challengers. The ladies lock up in the center of the ring and it is the stronger Harlow Reichert who takes the early advantage with a side headlock before taking Candice over with a snapmare. Candice is struggling to keep her shoulders off the mat and to get free from Harlow.
Rich Russillo: And she manages to kip up and get free, but Harlow stays on the attack and whips Candice into her corner. Harlow follows up with STIFF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST OF CANDICE BLAIR! CANDICE’S EYES GOING WIDE FROM THE SHOT!
Persephone: She might pop her implants! I want bloodshed not a silicone leak! Come on people!
James Peters: Harlow delivers a few more for good measure and the chest of Candice Blair is already red from those chops. Harlow looks satisfied from her work as she tags in Xavier Williams.
TAG!
Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams is in and Candice really needs to find a way out of this and FAST! Reichert and Williams are probably the most technical team in EAW today. If Candice can’t counter, this will be a short title defense for the champions. Xavier pulls Candice out of the corner and delivers forearms to the face of Candice. Xavier whips Candice into the ropes, but Candice is able to counter and send Xavier into the ropes. Xavier ducks the Candice clothes line and goes for the German Suplex, BUT CANDICE LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND HIM AND STUMBLES BACK INTO HER CORNER AND TAGS IN DANNY!
TAG!
James Peters:LISTEN TO THIS CROWD CHEER FOR DANNY TANNER! THE FANS HERE LOVE HIM! Now Danny Tanner goes for a roundhouse kick on Xavier, BUT XAVIER CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT! Xavier Williams now mounts Danny and starts hammering his fist into the skull of Danny Tanner. The referee tries to get Xavier to relent, but can’t so they start the count.
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI–
Rich Russillo: Xavier stops and pulls Danny to his feet. Xavier with a kick to the gut and a front facelock before hoisting Danny up in the air. DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX BY XAVIER WILLIAMS! HOW LONG WILL XAVIER HOLD HIM UP THERE? LONG ENOUGH THAT THE CROWD STARTS COUNTING!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
James Peters: Xavier finally drops Danny with the suplex. Amazing combination of technicality and strength by the Hall of Famer. Xavier drags Danny into his corner and gives him a slam for good measure before tagging back in Harlow Reichert.
TAG!
Rich Russillo: Harlow Reichert enters the ring as Danny rolls himself outside to the ring apron. Harlow hits the ropes and delivers a baseball slide dropkick sending Danny to the floor. Harlow on the apron as Danny makes it back to his feet BEFORE HARLOW LEAPS AND HITS A BEAUTIFUL CLOTHESLINE TAKING DANNY RIGHT BACK TO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: She brings the simp back to his feet. Good for her. Now everybody can leave and never come back!
James Peters: Harlow puts Danny in a waistlock and DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE! NOT ONLY THAT, SHE ROLLS THROUGH AND HITS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST AND LUNGS OF DANNY TANNER! The Referee has reached five on the count as Harlow rolls Danny back into the ring. Harlow quickly follows and hooks the leg going for the first pin of the match.
ONNNNNNEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: Danny powers out at two! Danny showing the will to win early on in this match especially after taking the damage he has early on. Candice Blair in the corner yelling and trying to will her partner on. Possibly to tag herself back into the match, but it’s a little hard with someone like Harlow Reichert on the attack. She is dangerous.
Persephone: As dangerous as what? Cotton candy? A candy bar? A box of bunny rabbits? Stop lying to the people who choose to listen to you, damn it. The only thing I want to hear you say is THE MATCH IS OVER!
James Peters: I don’t think it’s going to happen any time soon because it looks like Harlow is going for the belly to belly suplex. Harlow tries to get him up, BUT DANNY COUNTERS INTO A SPINEBUSTER! HARLOW’S HEAD SNAPPED BACK A LITTLE WITH THE IMPACT OF THAT MOVE! DANNY A LITTLE DAZED FROM THE EARLIER ATTACK AS HE ROLLS INTO THE CORNER AND TAGS CANDICE BLAIR!
TAG!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair climbs to the top rope and waits for Harlow to get back to her feet. HARLOW UP AND CANDICE FLIES WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP! HARLOW DOWN AND CANDICE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOO!!
THHRRREEEEE–
James Peters: HARLOW ROLLS THROW AND HAS A HOLD OF CANDICE!! HARLOW HOISTS CANDICE INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! WHAT STRENGTH FROM HARLOW AS SHE DROPS CANDICE WITH THE NECKBREAKER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Persephone: Poor Silicone Sally. If she would have landed on her front, she could’ve bounced back up.
Rich Russillo: Harlow picks up Candice and brings her back to her team’s corner. How puts her in the corner in the unfortunate Tree of Woe position.
TAG!
James Peters: Xavier Williams tags back in and now it’s his turn to climb to the top rope. Harlow Reichert holding up Candice by her arms as XAVIER JUMPS AND HITS THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE! GREAT DOUBLE TEAM MOVE, BUT XAVIER ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!!
Persephone: Why not? If this match goes much longer, the Hall of Fame antique might break a hip or something with those flying moves he does. Actually, let him. Then the match would end by injury. :blessed:
Rich Russillo: Sometimes it’s hard to love you when you talk like that.
Persephone: Good. Then stop.
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: Looks like I’ll be the only one calling this match. Xavier Williams is still in control of Candice as he brings Candice to her feet in the center of the ring. XAVIER GOES FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT CANDICE DUCKS IT! CANDICE TRIES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE OF HER OWN AND XAVIER MANAGES TO JUST AVOID IT AT THE LAST MOMENT! CANDICE TURNS BACK AROUND AND XAVIER COUNTERS WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING SPANISH FLY! XAVIER NOW WITH A COVER!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWOOOOOOOO!!
THRRRREEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR KICKS OUT! She is very determined to pick up the victory tonight and win her first title in EAW. She is NOT going to go down that easy.
Persephone: Well from what I heard, she does go dow–
James Peters: WILL YOU SHUT UP!
Persephone: How dare you! ASSHOLE!
Rich Russillo: Candice has worked so hard to get to this point and she isn’t going to let this opportunity slip through her fingers without a fight. Candice is trying to pull herself to the corner to tag in Danny, but here comes Xavier with an elbow drop to the lower back before dragging her back to his corner and tagging back in Harlow.
TAG!
James Peters: Harlow Reichert back in the ring. This is exactly why they are the Tag Team Champions. They know how to make frequent tags, single out an opponent, and cause maximum damage. That’s what makes them a formidable threat in the tag team division. Harlow pushes Candice into the turnbuckle and backs up before flying in with a forearm smash, BUT THEN SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A FACEBREAKER RIGHT ONTO THE POINT OF HER KNEE! THAT ISN’T GOING TO FEEL GOOD FOR CANDICE!
Persephone: But it could make her look better. Cheaper than plastic surgery. I’m so economical. If only Rex would notice how smart I am along with beautiful and caring.
James Peters: If he did, he’d run farther away from you than he already has. Doesn’t Rex have a restraining order against you or something?
Persephone: You better watch your mouth. You’re skating on thin ice, you dumb bastard!
Rich Russillo: Candice somehow manages to stay on her feet before Harlow locks her in and applies a double underhook suplex. Harlow keeps the double underhook locked and hits Candice with another suplex, BUT SHE STILL WON’T LET GO! HARLOW FLIPS AROUND AND HITS CANDICE WITH A THIRD SUPLEX! TRIFECTA DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEXES CONNECTS! Harlow with a kick to the gut for good measure before she drags Candice back into the corner of the champions. Candice’s head is resting on the bottom turnbuckle as Harlow runs AND CRASHES INTO CANDICE WITH A RUNNING CANNONBALL SENTON! BOMBS AWAY AS CANDICE’S HEAD COLLIDES AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! Harlow picks up and slams Candice with authority as she tags in Xavier.
TAG!
James Peters: Xavier Williams on the top rope once again, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS DANNY TANNER DOING? DANNY IS TRYING TO DISTRACT XAVIER WILLIAMS TO GIVE CANDICE TIME TO RECOVER! XAVIER JAWJACKING WITH DANNY AS THE REFEREE IS TELLING DANNY TO GO BACK TO HIS CORNER! BUT IT SEEMED TO WORK AS CANDICE STUMBLES TO HER FEET AND BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE! XAVIER WILLIAMS LOSES HIS BALANCE AND LANDS CROTCH FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: The simp finally did something right for once and bettered society at the same time. Hopefully Xavier landed hard enough where he can’t have kids. Come on and hurry this damn match up.
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair trying to get her wits about her as she finally does and does a handstand to the corner. CANDICE LOCKS THE LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF XAVIER AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE HEADSCISSORS! XAVIER TURNED INSIDE OUT AND BACK ON HIS FEET BEFORE CANDICE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE SLINGBLADE! CANDICE GOES FOR THE COVER! COULD WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRRRREEEE!!
James Peters: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT! THAT WAS CLOSE! CLOSEST NEAR FALL OF THE MATCH! CANDICE DRAGGING XAVIER TO THE CORNER AND TRYING TO TAG DANNY TANNER, BUT XAVIER WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE KNEE OF CANDICE, TAKING HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! CANDICE HOLDING HER LEG AND DANNY IS GETTING MORE ANXIOUS BY THE SECOND TO GET INTO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: To what? Catch sight of Harlow and have a damn panic attack in the middle of the ring. He should just stay out of the ring where he can’t screw everything up. Wait! I’m wrong. Let him tag in and screw up so this match can end and I can find my Sexy Rexy.
James Peters: Private investigator not having any luck?
Persephone: No! The cheap son of a b—. YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!! Shit, I hate all of you right now. I think I need a drink.
Rich Russillo:Candice Blair making her way back to her knees, but Xavier Williams with a low dropkick sending Candice into his corner. Xavier keeps a boot on the wrist of Candice to prevent her from escaping as Harlow makes her way back into the match.
TAG!
James Peters: Here comes Harlow and she sets Candice back in the corner. Harlow wraps the arms of Candice around the top rope AND LOOK AT THOSE RAPID FIRE EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS!! ONE AFTER THE OTHER AND CANDICE IS TRAPPED AND CAN’T GET FREE!! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET HARLOW TO RELENT ON THE UPPERCUTS AND GET HER OUT OF THE CORNER!
Referee: (off-mic) Let her out of the corner, Harlow! NOW! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI–
Rich Russillo: Harlow finally stops as Candice gets free and falls onto Harlow. Harlow takes advantage of the situation and hits another Northern Lights Suplex. This time she bridges and holds the suplex for a pin. SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOO!!
THHHRRREEEEE!!
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR KICKS OUT AFTER TWO! THE CHALLENGERS ARE STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! CANDICE HAS BEEN ATTACKED FOR MOST OF THIS MATCH, BUT SHE STILL HAS THE ENERGY TO FIGHT ON!! NOTHING IS BREAKING HER SPIRIT NOW!
Persephone: Nothing might break her spirit, but the champs will break everything else. Dumb bimbo. Can’t she just learn to give it up and then never come back? Please let this torture end!
Rich Russillo: She wants to be champion! That’s exactly why she doesn’t give up. Harlow Reichert brings Candice back to her feet and whips her into the ropes and DELIVERS A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF CANDICE! Candice Blair had enough of her senses about her to roll out of the ring to the floor. Maybe a breather is just what Candice needs to get back into this match. Xavier Williams is reaching for the tag and Harlow obliges.
TAG!
James Peters: Xavier Williams in the ring as he gears up to fly once more! Xavier hits the ropes on the far side, BUT LOOK AT THE CARTWHEEL BEFORE HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR THE MOONSAULT! SASUKE SPECIAL ON THE HORIZON!! IF XAVIER HITS THIS, IT COULD SPELL THE END FOR CANDICE BLAIR!
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT!! CANDICE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND XAVIER CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE OUTSIDE! THAT WAS A HORRIBLE LANDING! XAVIER LOOKS LIKE HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK WITH THAT MOVE! BOTH WRESTLERS ARE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AS THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Persephone: Both wrestlers are starting to move as they kill my dreams of this match ending. I think they go this long just to spite me.
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams manages to roll into the ring at seven, but Candice is still trying to pull herself up using the ring apron.
EIGHT!
NINE!
James Peters: Candice Blair makes it to her feet, but was it quick enough to avoid getting counted out?
TEN!
Persephone: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT? She dove through the ropes at the last possible second and landed in the ring right before the ref reached the ten count. We were less than a second away from the bell ringing to end that match and she stopped it! Stupid skank!
Rich Russillo: You call her stupid, but the rest of us call her strong will and determined. She is pretty much exhausted and needs to make a tag to get out, but she still fights on! Xavier picks up Candice and whips her against the ropes. Xavier goes for a roundhouse kick, BUT CANDICE DUCKS THE KICK AS SHE HITS THE OTHER SIDE AND TAKES DOWN XAVIER WITH A LARIAT! XAVIER BACK TO HIS FEET AND CANDICE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH ANOTHER LARIAT! XAVIER BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CANDICE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPEAR!
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR FINALLY FOUND HER SECOND WIND WITH THAT SPEAR AND SHE IS RAINING DOWN THE LEFTS AND RIGHTS AGAINST THE SKULL OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! CANDICE BLAIR IS UP AND SHE IS ON FIRE! LISTEN TO THE CROWD CHEER AND GIVE THEIR SUPPORT FOR THE HOT COMMODITY!
Rich Russillo: I think that Candice cheered for a second too long as she didn’t see Xavier get back up to his feet. She turns around and XAVIER PLANTS HER WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER! HE CALLS THAT ASHES OF THE PHOENIX! CANDICE’S FACE HITS THE MAT HARD AND SHE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S MOVING! XAVIER ROLLS HER OVER INTO THE COVER! DID CANDICE HAVE HER LAST FLIGHT FOR THE NIGHT OR WILL THE CHAMPIONS RETAIN HERE?
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THRRRRRREEEEEEE!!
James Peters: CANDICE KICKS OUT! CANDICE KICKS OUT! I DON’T BELIEVE THAT CANDICE KICKED OUT OF THE ASHES OF THE PHOENIX! THE CHAMPS AREN’T SHOWING IT, BUT THEY HAVE GOT TO BE A LITTLE BIT FRUSTRATED THAT THEY HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PUT AWAY THE CHALLENGERS!
Persephone: Then they aren’t doing it right! Put some backbone into it and finish off the simp and the skank! COME ON!
Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams picks Candice back up to her feet and whips her into the ropes, BUT CANDICE REVERSES! XAVIER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT THERE IS CANDICE AVOIDING IT WITH HER MATRIX MOVE! CANDICE BRIDGES BACK UP AND XAVIER TURNS AROUND! BOTH COMPETITORS GO FOR STEREO SUPERKICKS! BOTH CANDICE AND XAVIER CAUGHT ON THE JAW WITH SUPERKICKS AND BOTH GO DOWN! THE REFEREE CHECKS ON XAVIER AND CANDICE BEFORE STARTING ANOTHER TEN COUNT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Persephone: Xavier manages to pull himself into his corner and tag in that other bitch Harlow back into the match.
TAG!
James Peters: Candice Blair still dragging herself to her corner and Danny is DESPERATELY reaching for the tag. Harlow sees what Candice is doing and grabs her leg. Candice is back up to her feet and she is bouncing on one leg. She wants to get the tag so badly, so she is trying to find a way out AND SHE DOES WITH A NICE ENZUIGIRI RIGHT BEHIND HARLOW’S EAR! CANDICE BLAIR HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THE TAG! HARLOW MAKES ONE FINAL EFFORT STOP CANDICE, BUT WILL CANDICE MAKE THE TAG…
TAG!
Rich Russillo: SHE DOES IT! HE GOT THE TAG! DANNY TANNER FINALLY GOT THE TAG AND THE CROWD IN ATTENDANCE IS GOING WILD! DANNY TANNER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! HE HAS BEEN JUMPING AT THE BIT TO GET INTO THIS MATCH AND NOW HE IS AS HE TAKES HARLOW DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! XAVIER WILLIAMS BACK INTO THE RING AND HE EATS A DROPKICK FOR HIS TROUBLE! XAVIER ROLLS BACK INTO THE APRON AS HARLOW MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET AS DANNY USES HER AS A BATTERING RAM INTO THE GUT OF XAVIER SENDING HIM TO THE FLOOR! WHERE IS THE ENERGY AND ATTITUDE COMING FROM?
Persephone: Who cares? As soon as the adrenaline rush wears off, he’ll be back to the same pathetic loser he was before. This won’t last. Thank goodness. Then the champs will slaughter the pathetic simp. Remember people that blood is not just recommended, it’s highly encouraged.
James Peters: DANNY TANNER IS STILL RUNNING AROUND TAKING DOWN ANYBODY WHO GETS IN HIS WAY! HARLOW FLIPS DANNY AROUND BUT DANNY TAKES HER BACK DOWN WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! HARLOW TURNED INSIDE OUT AS DANNY PICKS HER BACK UP AND PUTS HER INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! WHAT DOES DANNY PLAN ON DOING? DANNY FLIPS HER AWAY AND HITS THE MEIDO ZANGETSUHA! FIREMAN CARRY INTO THE CUTTER COMBINATION. DANNY GOT ALL OF IT AS HE ROLLS HARLOW INTO THE COVER! DANNY HOOKS THE LEG! DO WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS RIGHT HERE AND NOW?
ONNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWOOOOOOO!!
THHRRRRREEEEEEE!!
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Rich Russillo: HARLOW REICHERT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! AS MUCH AS DANNY WANTS TO HELP WIN THE TITLES, HARLOW WANTS TO KEEP THE TITLE AROUND HER TEAM’S WAIST! DANNY TANNER PICKS UP HARLOW AND GOES FOR THE TIGER SUPLEX, BUT HARLOW LANDS BEHIND HIM AND GRABS DANNY’S NECK!
James Peters: DID YOU SEE HOW QUICKLY SHE TURNED THE TIDE OF THIS MATCH? THAT’S ANOTHER REASON THE CHAMPS ARE DANGEROUS! NOW HARLOW FLIPS BACK OVER AND PLANTS DANNY WITH THE DDT! THAT BACKFLIP DDT IS CALLED ATONEMENT! SHE GOT ALL OF IT AND DANNY WAS SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! WILL DANNY ATONE FOR CHALLENGING FOR THE TAG TITLES? HARLOW HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!
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Rich Russillo: DANNY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! NOW IT IS DANNY TANNER’S TURN TO SHOW THE WORLD HIS FIGHT AND HIS WILL TO WIN AS HE KICKED OUT WITH AUTHORITY RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! HARLOW STAYS ON HIM AND PUSHES HIM BACK INTO A ROLLUP POSITION BEFORE ROLLING DANNY THROUGH AND CATCHING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SUPERKICK!
James Peters: HOLD ON! DANNY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!!
WHAT GREAT SKILL BEING SHOWN HERE TONIGHT BY DANNY TANNER! DANNY BACK TO HIS FEET AND HARLOW DELIVERS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST, BUT LOOK AT DANNY’S FACE! HE IS UNCHARACTERISTICALLY NOT RUNNING AWAY SCARED! IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ASKING FOR MORE!
Persephone: Oh please! That’s weird. Please, ma’am, may I have another? Don’t make me puke. It’s already sickening enough that these people are still here and this match hasn’t ended and nobody has bled!
Rich Russillo: Harlow has no problem chopping him over and over again but Danny keeps coming back for more! DANNY HAS BACKED HARLOW INTO A CORNER AND IS NOW DELIVERING KICKS TO THE GUT OF HARLOW REICHERT! THE REFEREE IS DOING THEIR BEST TO BREAK IT UP, BUT STRUGGLING A BIT! DANNY FINALLY RELENTS AND LETS THE REF BACK HIM UP, BUT HE COMES BACK WITH A SET OF SHOTGUN KNEES TO THE HEAD!
James Peters: Danny Tanner now hoists Harlow Reichert into a fireman’s carry position, DANNY LOOKING FOR THE USHIGOROSHI, BUT HARLOW LANDS ON HER FEET! DANNY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HARLOW ROLLS UNDER AND TAGS BACK IN XAVIER WILLIAMS!
TAG!
Persephone: Why the hell should he need to get back into the match? Get the EMT’s ready! We might need them for when he breaks a hip. :mjlol2:
Rich Russillo: Oh my queen, Xavier Williams isn’t that old.
Persephone: Stop calling me queen, you creepy SOB.
James Peters: Get a room, you two weirdos. All the while, Xavier is making his way back into the ring by springboarding off the top. SPRINGBOARD FOREARM CAUGHT DANNY TANNER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DANNY DAZED AND XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF DANNY! XAVIER GRABS DANNY’S LEG AND IS GOING ON THE ATTACK! COMPLETELY DOING WHAT HE CAN DO DECIMATE THE KNEE AND LEG OF DANNY!
Rich Russillo: I THINK HE’S SATISFIED OF WHAT DAMAGE HE CAUSED! NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING FOR THE OATHBREAKER! THAT REVERSE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! THAT MOVE HAS SPELLED DOOM FOR MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE WENT AGAINST XAVIER WILLIAMS! IF HE LOCKS IT IN, THIS COULD BE THE END FOR DANNY!
Persephone: Looks like if Danny taps out, he’ll have to listen to a lecture from Uncle Jesse or Joey about the concept of being a loser! Bahahahaha!
Rich Russillo: How long have you been waiting to make an insulting reference like that?
Persephone: Longer than you think! That simp is getting what’s coming to him now! He can’t run away from this! Finish this damn thing!
James Peters: XAVIER TRYING TO LOCK IN THE OATHBREAKER, BUT LOOK AT DANNY! HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GRAB THE NECK OF XAVIER AND ROLL HIM UP!! HIS SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! CAN THE CHALLENGERS STEAL IT RIGHT THERE?
ONNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWOOOOO!!
THHHHHRREEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT, BUT HE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT THERE! Now it looks like Danny wants to run, but he can’t since Xavier took out one of his legs! He’s dragging himself into the corner to try to tag Candice Blair back in, BUT XAVIER ISN’T HAVING IT! HE LOOKS TO END THIS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! XAVIER DRAGS DANNY BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND TRIES AGAIN TO PUT DANNY IN THE OATHBREAKER AND THIS TIME, HE IS SUCCESSFUL! OATHBREAKER APPLIED AND DANNY TANNER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN TRYING TO GET AWAY!
Persephone: Dumbass can cry and plead all he wants. He can, I love hearing it. Hearing some bitch cry always puts a smile on my face.
James Peters: DANNY IS TRYING HIS BEST TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES, BUT HE ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE! HE’S IN THE CENTER OF THE RING YELLING IN PAIN! NOW HE’S TRYING TO REVERSE THE HOLD, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WILL WORK EITHER! I THINK DANNY TANNER WILL JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT UP HERE TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: MAYBE NOT! LOOK AT CANDICE BLAIR PLEADING WITH HIM ON THE APRON TO KEEP FIGHTING! DANNY’S SCREAMING THAT HE DOESN’T THINK HE CAN, BUT CANDICE IS TELLING HIM TO NOT GIVE UP! WAIT! WHAT IS THIS?? DANNY TANNER IS STARTING TO DRAG HIMSELF AND XAVIER OVER TO THE ROPES! CANDICE’S SUPPORT IS GIVING HIM THE WILL TO NOT GIVE UP!
Persephone: Dumbass acts just like a Psyduck. Completely dopey and useless until he’s in extreme pain! Too little, too late. Now just tap out and go back into your little simp ball.
Rich Russillo: You like Pokemon? It makes me love you even more! Which one is your favorite?
Persephone: Whichever one causes you to bleed to death? Now stop asking me such stupid questions before I punch you in the face. What is this hopeless simp day?
James Peters: IT DOESN’T MATTER! WHATEVER IS GIVING HIM THE INNER STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING FOR THE ROPES, MORE POWER TO HIM! DANNY IS STILL GOING FOR THE ROPES AND XAVIER IS A LITTLE STUNNED. DANNY TANNER MAKING ONE LAST LUNGE FOR THE ROPES…
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Rich Russillo: HE GOT IT! HE MADE IT TO THE ROPES! THE CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY FOR DANNY TANNER! STAR MAKING PERFORMANCE IN THIS MATCH HERE TONIGHT! NOW XAVIER MUST LET THE OATHBREAKER GO! THE POWER OF LOVE!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV–
Persephone: Did you say the Power of Love? Fuck that! It’s the Power of Gold! Anyways, Xavier lets go of the Oathbreaker. Why? Break the bastard’s legs, Xavier gets disqualified, the match ends, and I win! I see nothing wrong with that scenario. Greedy fucks! Rexy, if you are watching this right now, COME BACK AND SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!
James Peters: Xavier Williams held back by the referee and Danny Tanner is holding onto the ropes for dear life! I can only imagine the damage that was done to Danny’s legs after being in the Oathbreaker for so long, BUT THAT ISN’T STOPPING DANNY! DANNY TANNER SHOWING SOME MAJOR CREATIVITY USING THE BOTTOM ROPE TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS CORNER AND TAG IN CANDICE!
TAG!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair back in and she doesn’t hold back AND SHE DELIVERS A SPEAR TO XAVIER WILLIAMS! CANDICE BLAIR ON THE ATTACK! I THINK SHE KNOWS THE SITUATION SHE IS IN! SHE MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT FOR HER TEAM SINCE DANNY CAN’T REALLY USE HIS LEGS! SHE NEEDS TO BRING THE FIGHT AND NEUTRALIZE THE CHAMPIONS AS BEST AS SHE CAN! CANDICE WHIPS XAVIER INTO THE ROPES, BUT XAVIER COUNTERS AND WHIPS CANDICE INTO THE ROPES! CANDICE ALONG THE SIDE LOOKING FOR A HEADSCISSORS, BUT SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE! SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED IN!
James Peters: DANNY MADE IT TO HIS FEET ON THE ROPES AND IS CHEERING CANDICE ON!! BUT XAVIER IS STILL TOO STRONG AS HE LIFTS CANDICE UP, BUT CANDICE COUNTERS TO A HEADSCISSORS SENDING XAVIER FLYING! XAVIER ON THE MAT AND CANDICE GRABS HIS LEGS LOOKING FOR THE CANDY LOCK! TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY AS CANDICE WANTS HER OWN VERSION OF THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR!
Rich Russillo: BUT XAVIER KICKS HER OFF MIDSPIN AND KICKS HER RIGHT INTO DANNY TANNER KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON! HE DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD LANDING AND HE HIT HIS KNEE ON THE RING APRON AS HE FELL AND HE IS HOLDING HIS KNEE IN PAIN! CANDICE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! SHE ALSO DOESN’T KNOW THAT XAVIER WILLIAMS IS BACK TO HIS FEET! TURN AROUND CANDICE!
Persephone: Don’t tell her that! Maybe she will finally get put down for good! Don’t you ruin this for me, asshole!
James Peters: I THINK IT’S TOO LATE! XAVIER FROM BEHIND AND HITS THE END OF HEARTACHE. HIS VERSION OF THE ZIG ZAG CONNECTS AND CANDICE IS DOWN! XAVIER WILLIAMS DRAGS CANDICE BLAIR TO THE CORNER AND ONCE AGAIN TAGS IN HARLOW REICHERT!
TAG!
Rich Russillo: HARLOW REICHERT OPTING NOT TO GET INTO THE RING AND INSTEAD IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE USUALLY DOESN’T FLY, BUT WHEN SHE DOES, SHE MAKES SURE IT COUNTS! AND I THINK THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS DOING! CANDICE HAS STILL NOT MOVED BUT SHE IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HER HEAD! HARLOW GOES TO FLY AND SHE IS GOING FOR IT ALL! WILL SHE HIT IT!
James Peters: AND SHE MOST DEFINITELY DOES! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HARLOW CALLS THAT WUTHERING HEIGHTS! CLASSIC NAME FOR A CLASSIC HARLOW MOVE! HARLOW GOT ALL OF IT AND LANDED RIGHT ON THE MONEY! WILL WUTHERING HEIGHTS BE THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE CHALLENGERS’ TITLE CHANCES?
Persephone: Why in the hell would she name a move after a damn book? Damn Literary Bitch! Whatever! Anyways, Literary Bitch goes for the cover and hooks the leg. Will this finally end this shit show of a match?
ONNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOO!!
THHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Witches Burn” starts to play again as Harlow gets off of Candice as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners….AND STILL THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…XAVIER WILLIAMS AND HARLOW REICHERT!!
James Peters: This was a classic tag team clinic! Both teams worked amazingly with each other. They went for it all, but it is the experience of the Tag Team Champions that led them to retaining their titles. Will there be a team that could match up with the intensity and technicality of Xavier and Harlow.
(The referee hands the champs back their titles as he raises their hands in victory before they leave the ring.)
Persephone: Nobody cares about grandpa and the Literary Bitch! They are still champions. Good for them! Now get them out of the arena so we get on with the rest of this crap.
Rich Russillo: I agree, James. This match was awesome to watch. Danny and Candice were just a team brought together in a random lottery and they were so close to walking out of Territorial Invasion as the new Unified Tag Team Champions. Candice showed how she is constantly improving in the ring and Danny Tanner showed that when he starts gaining self-confidence, he is going to be a bright star in the future of EAW.
Persephone: When he isn’t cleaning the toilets.
(Danny manages to crawl back into the ring to check on Candice as Xavier and Harlow stand at the top of the ramp looking down to the ring holding their titles in the air as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring as the match graphic flashes on screen.)
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Stephie Love: The following contest is a Divide and Conquer Match scheduled for NINE FALLS!!!
Crowd: NINE FALLS!!!
Stephie Love: For this match both teams will compete divided under tag team rules until one side is fully eliminated. Then the remaining members of the surviving team should there be more than one… will compete until one man has conquered the others!!!
(Ser Real – Oscar Cortez Ft. T3R Elemento hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first representing Showdown from Hidalgo, Mexico weighing in at 245 pounds he is “El Padrastro” ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTO DE LA ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Roberto De La Rosa steps out to the stage accompanied by his valet Esmeralda as they are ruthlessly booed by the audience.)
Jake Mercer: This man literally works for the cartel. Why do we let these people wrestle for us?
Stew-O: What do you mean “these people”? :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: :whoa: !!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: It is clear from his words this week that Roberto expects this to be an easy night. We will see if that ends up actually being the case. My bet is no.
(Battleground of the Bear – Soviet Combat 2 hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his partner also representing Showdown from Cape Town, South Africa weighing in at 280 pounds he is ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ronan Malosi comes out wearing a fedora and a fancy suit. Security officers are shown entering the crowd and speaking with the fans.)
Flannery McCoy: Well I was told before this match that since Ronan returned to Showdown he wants to be taken seriously now. He wants this to be a serious match and for there to be no water or anything of that nature at ringside. Which is why we have security officers out in the crowd right now to confiscate the water from our fans. This can therefore be a completely serious match and we can focus on Ronan’s skills as an athlete only. Everything else can be forgotten about tonight.
Stew-O: That is good. Nobody cares about Ronan’s antics we just want to see him perform as an athlete. This is a good move for his career.
Jake Mercer: Both of the men so far in this match smoke cigars and I feel like I am going to get cancer just watching them.
(The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition) hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And their partner representing Dynasty weighing in at 300 pounds he is “THe Soldier of Sanity” SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMON STANEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Solomon Stane comes out to heavy boos looking even heavier than the boos.)
Flannery McCoy: For someone called “The Soldier of Sanity” he doesn’t look very sane to me.
Stew-O: Agreed let’s stay out of his way.
Jake Mercer: Well he is so large that won’t be an easy task.
(Written in my Hellfire (mashup theme song) hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And their partner also representing Dynasty from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 267 pounds he is “The Bad Lad” BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK SHAMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
(Black Shamrock comes to the ring as silently as he has been all week.)
Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock didn’t say anything this week. I think that means we don’t have to do any actual commentary for him right?
Stew-O: Sounds good to me. Let’s put the same effort in to our job as he does to his.
Jake Mercer: This is the amount of effort I always put in tho.
(‘T.D (Visualizer)’ by Lil Yachty, Tierra Whack ft. A$AP Rocky, Tyler, The Creator hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And the last member of the first team representing Voltage from Yokohama, Japan weighing in at 198 pounds he is “The Charismatic Artist” JAY JERRY JOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jay Jerry Johnson comes out looking ready to prove himself.)
Jake Mercer: Yo isn’t this the guy that Spider-Man works for at the newspaper?
Flannery McCoy: No that is J. Jonah Jameson.
Jake Mercer: I see but isn’t tha-
Flannery McCoy: No this is Jay Jerry Johnson.
Stew-O: This man is a traitor to Voltage. He is the only yellow team member working for the opps! We will see how the others handle this situation!
Jake Mercer: Do you think maybe since the other five are from the same brand they can just come out to the Voltage theme song together or something and we can speed this up a bit?
Flannery McCoy: No they all deserve individual entrances like the kings they are :wow:
(“Ready To Die” by The Notorious B.I.G. (2021-Present) hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponents! First from Long Island, New York weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Emperor of Violence” LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAS JOHNSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lucas Johnson makes his way to the ring looking violent.)
Flannery McCoy: Lucas Johnson is an ancient veteran of EAW and you just know he is the captain of his team using his experience to guide them.
Jake Mercer: Just like my commentary colleagues they better listen to him like people listen to me and my words of wisdom. :100:
Stew-O: Never.
(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his partners first from Stillwater, OK weighing in at 212 pounds he is “The Oklahoma Gentleman” DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAVAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Donovan Duke comes out looking fired up and filled with hype.)
Flannery McCoy: This man may be one of the favorites to go all the way here. He is an incredible athlete and his stamina is sure impressive. He has been talking his shit all week and seems ready for anything. However, his opponents may know that and take him out as soon as possible for that reason alone.
Stew-O: Yes honestly I think he has painted too big a target on his back this week talking such a big talk. It probably won’t pay off for him.
Jake Mercer: The best strategy is to always stay silent but also deadly.
Flannery McCoy: :scusthov:
(Bad Man by Blues Saraceno hits!)
Stephie Love: From Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Bastard Son” KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK REDWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
(Kirk Redwood enters talking shit to security guards at ringside as he continues his beef with the law.)
Flannery McCoy: This man is of the streets. The streets need a body. He is going to get them one.
Jake Mercer: I’m from the streets too.
Stew-O: I’m sure you are buddy. However, you are not the Dog of War Kirk Redwood! He is here to kick ass and prove himself as a fighter!
(While She Sleeps – New World Torture hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 170 pounds they are “The Forgotten Mortal” ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MYERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
(Alex Myers steps out to the stage wearing bright yellow Voltage facepaint. They are showing their pride for their brand here tonight.)
Flannery McCoy: While I can’t support Voltage I can support this kind of attitude and patriotism for your team! Hopefully the Dynasty guys can have a similar attitude.
Stew-O: Alex Myers was seen hanging out with Donovan Duke this week and these two are a duo to be reckoned with for real for real.
Jake Mercer: This guy looks legitimately scary. I don’t trust them and suspect that they will betray their homies in this one!!!
(Swallowing the Rabbit Whole by Code Orange hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Last but not least from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 213 pounds he is “The Psychopathic Monster” SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE GATES!!!!!!!!
(Shane Gates comes out looking like a psychopathic monster.)
Flannery McCoy: Something about the way this guy looks makes me feel like Ronan Malosi would be a big fan of his.
Jake Mercer: Well that is dumb as fuck Flannery. They are opponents here tonight.
Stew-O: Shane Gates accused the other team of not taking this match seriously tonight so we will see if things turn out as easy as he seems to think it will.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock and Shane Gates. Now this is a clash that could main event Pain for Pride. Looks like Shane is headed up to the top rope immediately which seems unwise as Shamrock will just move out of the way. Instead Shamrock advances and begins punching on Gates. Shamrock climbs up to the top rope as well but Gates leaps over him! Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the top! No! Shamrock catches Gates and holds him above his head on the ropes! But Gates continues to flip over! He lands on the mat and tries to bomb Shamrock but Shamrock holds on to the top rope! Gates using all his force! But Shamrock just falls onto him for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Shane Gates! Quick kickout as Black Shamrock didn’t really make that cover intentionally. Gates up now as he yanks Shamrock up and tosses him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Shamrock screams out in pain as he collides with the unforgiving steel and may have dislocated his shoulder there. That’s the luck of the Irish for ya!
Jake Mercer: I’m not sure that phrase works in this context but you did your best Stew. Now it seems that Shane Gates is pulling Black Shamrock up to his feet. The big man doesn’t look like he wants to move easily as this is no easy task for Gates. Gates manages to yank Shamrock to his feet. But Shamrock headbutted him hard for his troubles! No Gates ducked it! Enzuigiri connects taking Shamrock back down! Shamrock back up as he eats a Running scissors Kick from Gates!!! Gates with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock kicks out!!! Shane Gates nearly had it there! Shamrock kicks out as Gates pulls him up! He looks like he has something planned. He runs off the ropes an-
Stew-O: Black Shamrock takes down Shane Gates with a thunderous Spinebuster!!! Holy shit he nearly broke the ring with that one! Shamrock into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: This time Shane Gates is the one who kicks out! Black Shamrock is looking like he wants to quit EAW!!!
Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock helps Shane Gates up and eats a thumb to the eye. Gates takes down Shamrock with a Snap DDT right into a Triangle Choke. Gates is going to make Shamrock submit right here! Shamrock using his large power to get out of this as Gates is thrown off him. Shamrock back up as he grabs Gates by the throat and takes him down with a Chokeslam! No! Gates countered it into a swift armdrag tossing Shamrock across the ring. Shamrock back up as Gates charges into the corner and hits him with an elevated knee. He grabs him around the neck and then runs back into the ring and drops him with a Running Bulldog. He gets all of it as Gates goes for yet another cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Black Shamrock somehow kicks out! Shane Gates instead grabs him by the skull and begins to bash his head repeatedly into the canvas leaving a bloody stain. Gates has snapped! Gates pulls Shamrock up an-
Jake Mercer: SUFFER AS ONE!!! THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO RIPCORD LARIAT HITS!!! SHANE GATES JUST ANNIHALATED BLACK SHAMROCK HERE TONIGHT!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Black Shamrock has been eliminated!!!
Jake Mercer: Smh just like in every horror movie the black guy is always eliminated first.
Flannery McCoy: EAW needs to do better. Shane Gates is shown celebrating getting the first elimination for his team as he high fives everyone on his team. But now it looks like Roberto De La Rosa is entering the ring. Gates decides to make a tag in himself as his job is done here.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: It would seem that Shane Gates has made the tag in to Kirk Redwood!!!
Jake Mercer: It looks like Ronan Malosi and Kirk Redwood are entering the ring to square off next.
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi now squaring off with Kirk Redwood. This is likely going to be a tough opponent for Ronan. Wait! Ronan quickly yanks the arm of Kirk pulling him up onto his shoulders! No! Kirk is fighting it kicking his way off as he takes the eyes of Ronan. Kirk then rolls out of the ring for a breather his life having just flashed before his very eyes as the big man had him up for something that may have ended the match right then and there.
Stew-O: But Ronan Malosi goes outside the ring to chase after Kirk Redwood! But Kirk flees back into the rin-
Jake Mercer: No! Ronan Malosi grabs the boot of Kirk Redwood! Ronan yanks Kirk out of the ring back to the outside as he lands Belly first on the ground. Ronan grabs Kirk by the legs and spins him around throwing him back first into the barricade at ringside. Ronan then yanks Kirk back up and gets him in position for a Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Instead Ronan spears Kirk through the breakable barrier area near the timekeeper’s table! Ronan then rolls Kirk back into the ring and this thing is over! The cov-
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood manages to get back up as Ronan Malosi was going in for the cover right there. However, Ronan charges Kirk as he pulls himself up on the ropes and charges in grabbing him by the leg and flipping him up and over to the outside! Kirk goes tumbling as Ronan let’s out a dominant roar in the ring and pounds his chest aggressively. Ronan then leaves the ring to go after Kirk and inflict more damage. Kirk trying to escape from Ronan on the outside but Ronan grabs him by the head and slams it down hard on the steel steps at ringside.
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi continues to bash in the brains of Kirk Redwood around the ring as he brings him over and bashes his head off the Spanish announce table. However, Ronan recognizes it would be racist to put Kirk through it during Hispanic Heritage Month so he decides not to. Instead he tosses Kirk across the timekeeper’s table hitting the bell and the timekeeper as he goes flying. Stephie Love is shown getting up out of the way to dodge it with the quickness as Ronan briefly rolls back into the ring to break the ten count.
Referee: FUCK! I WAS SO CLOSE TO COUNTING HIM OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi back on the outside now stalking after Kirk Redwood who lies in pain on the outside as Ronan puts the boots to his opp. Ronan the ripper now tearing away at the skin of his opponent Kirk with his fingernails as he tries to draw some blood up out of him and really destroy this motherfucker right quick as if he had done him dirty. Kirk is an innocent man Ronan! Leave him alone! Ronan tosses Kirk back into the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood spits blood right in the eyes of Ronan Malosi! Ronan is taken aback by the audacity!!!
Stew-O: KIRK REDWOOD NOW OFF THE ROPES AS HE FLIES IN TOWARDS RO-
Jake Mercer: DEATH-RO!!! RONAN CONNECTS WITH THE DEATH-RO AS HE DROPS TO THE COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! KIRK REDWOOD FLIPS OUT OF IT!!! KIRK OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! .50 CAL!!!
Stew-O: HE PUNCHES RONAN WHO DROPS LIKE HE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Ronan Malosi has been eliminated!!!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! A HUGE VICTORY FOR KIRK REDWOOD HERE TONIGHT AS HE ELIMINATES RONAN MALOSI!!!
Stew-O: I thought Ronan would last a lot longer tonight!
Jake Mercer: I am sure that Alissa felt the same way.
(TAG!!!)
Stew-O: Shane Gates tags himself back into the match. He is confronted by Jay Jerry Johnson who enters for the opposing team of Team Voltage. Johnson squares up with Gates as he ducks a clothesline. Johnson grabs Gates from behind and tosses him back with a German Suplex. But Gates flips up out of it!!! Gates lands on his feet and runs the ropes…
Jake Mercer: But Jay Jerry Johnson sidesteps Shane Gates!! He grabs him from behind!!!
Flannery McCoy: JERRY SPECIAL!!! THAT CROSSFACE SUBMISSION IS APPLIED!!!
Stew-O: Shane Gates taps out!!!
Stephie Love: Shane Gates has been eliminated!!!
Jake Mercer: Damn Shane Gates went from getting the first elimination of this match to being eliminated himself! I guess he shouldn’t have been so eager to tag himself in and get back in the match so soon!
Stew-O: I wonder if that was deliberate on the part of his partners to get him to tag in and get himself worn out and eliminated…
(TAG!!!)
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson tags in his partner Roberto De La Rosa who enters the ring to face off against the replacement from Team Voltage. Looks like they are sending in… Donovan Duke!!!
Flannery McCoy: We are back to the action as Roberto De La Rosa is starting things off against Donovan Duke. This is gonna be a real clash for the ages. They place around the ring before locking up. No! Duke ducks out of the way from Roberto’s lunge! Duke fires off some shots towards Roberto who just kicks him hard in the face and sends his opponent sprawling out across the ring to the disappointment of his teammates. However, Duke gets back up and kicks Roberto hard in the gut. DDT! No! Roberto elbows out of it! But Duke pummels Roberto up against the ropes. Irish whip… but Roberto reverses it!!! Duke off the ropes!!! LARIATOOOOOO-
Stew-O: Donovan Duke slides under the ropes to escape the vicious Lariato. But here comes Roberto de la Rosa! He is chasing his opponent around the ring! Donvan dives back in to escape but Roberto is on his ass. He slides back in but suddenly Donovan slides back out! Donovan jumps up on the apron and grabs the head of Roberto pulling him down over the top rope and choking him out.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! I WILL DISQUALIFY THE ENTIRE TEAM!!
Team: :whoa:
Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke let’s go as he celebrates his genius in tricking Roberto De La Rosa right there. Roberto recovering in the ring as Donovan makes his return showing off to the crowd. He stalks his way over to Roberto and slaps him hard on the back disrespectfully. But Roberto suddenly fires back with a hard uppercut dropping Donovan to the mat like a rock! Donovan scurries back into the corner but Roberto is going hard. He begins to punch the shit out of Donovan in the corner. Again and again and again. Donovan is being pummeled here and his team may want to tag in shortly. Roberto pulls up Donovan to his feet in the corner before slapping the shit out of him. Some payback right there. Roberto grabs Donovan by the throat and tosses him across the ring as he lands back first in the center of the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Roberto De La Rosa now stalking Donovan Duke into the corner and punching on him relentlessly like a madman. He be wildin’ up in here giving his jaw a real hard time slamming his head into the top turnbuckle n shit. Roberto grabs the arm of Donovan and whips him across the rin-
Stew-O: No! Instead he pulls him right into a thunderous LARIATOOOOO!!! Roberto is rollin’ he picks up Donovan Duke and drops him with a Fireman’s Carry Takedown! He kicks him in the side for good measure. Roberto picks Donovan back up… DEALER’S CHOICE!!! The Spinning Back Fist connects to the side of Roberto’s head nearly knocking him off his feet! Donovan kicks Roberto in the gut and lifts him up into the air…
Jake Mercer: ROYAL FLUSH!!!! DONOVAN DUKE GETS ALL OF IT!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Roberto De La Rosa has been eliminated!!!
Jake Mercer: Damn Roberto was eliminated. And during Hispanic Heritage Month as well. :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: Are you going to get offended by every elimination?
Jake Mercer: Yes. :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Well just like the others before him it looks like Donovan Duke is going to take a breather and tag out to his partners. It seems so far that the teammates of the wrestlers aren’t particularly willing to tag into the match. Probably because they want to see their teammates eliminated just as much as their opponents. It is an interesting strategy but it might ultimately payoff for some of these guys who have yet to actually wrestle tonight.
(TAG!!!)
Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke makes the tag in to Lucas Johnson!!! Lucas now entering the ring as the big man Solomon Stane enters for the opposing team to replace his eliminated partner.
Flannery McCoy: Looks like we finna get Solomon Stane facing off against the Sharkman Lucas Johnson. They lock up in the ring with Lucas shoving Stane back hard as he falls down to his knees and recovers on the ropes. The referee forces Lucas to back up for a second as he yells at Stane to come at him. Stane gets back up as Lucas charges in for the Stinger Splash to the corner! Stane moves out of the way! He bounces off the ropes and takes down Lucas with a Running Shoulder Tackle! Lucas back up but Stane tosses him into the corner and begins to batter him with forearms. Stane off the ropes as Lucas staggers back into the ring!!! STANE CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS SPEAR! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Kickout by Lucas Johnson! Solomon Stane is big mad. He is seething as he wanted a quick victory over Lucas here tonight. But he is going to have to put in a little more work than that if we are being real. Maybe Stane will just Spear his ass again. He is stalking his prey now possibly considering doing just that! No wait it looks like Lucas is rolling out of the ring! Lucas trying to escape but Stane rolls out to cut him off! He grabs Lucas as he tries to leave between the ropes and drops him onto the apron with a DDT between the ropes! The hardest part of the ring! He drags him back into the ring and goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: Another Kickout by Lucas Johnson! Solomon Stane now signaling that he plans to finish this! But what does he have in mind! He is waiting for Lucas to get back up which he eventually does. KEY OF SOLOMON!!! OMG!!! COULD THIS BE IT!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LUCAS JOHNSON GETS OUT OF IT! Lucas shoves Solomon Stane into the corner and rolls him up with the Small Package!!
Stew-O: No! Solomon Stane immediately breaks out of it and rolls up onto his knees. But Lucas Johnson is already back up and kicks Solomon right in the skull with a Superkick! He gets all of it as down goes Stane! Lucas with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Solomon Stane as Lucas Johnson thought that he had it all won right then and there. But he didn’t! Lucas kicks Stane angrily as he takes out his frustration. But Stane grabs his boot and trips him! Lucas collapses onto his back lying next to Stane as both men are worn out from this back and forth. They might have to make a tag in or some shit to their partners pretty soon if they want to survive this. Lucas is back up to his feet first as he looks angry and embarrassed about being tripped. Stane starts to push himself up as well. But Lucas off the ropes with a Curb Stomp!!!
Stew-O: NO! SOLOMON STANE DODGES IT WITH SURPRISING QUICKNESS FOR A MAN HIS SIZE!!!
Jake Mercer: THE LIGHTSWITCH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CLAYMORE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST TOOK SOLOMON STANE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF HIS BODY!!! LUCAS FALLS INTO THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Solomon Stane has been eliminated!!!
Flannery McCoy: A big victory for Lucas Johnson on pay-per-view for his team but now he is going to take a break and let his partner Alex Myers do some work here tonight.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: No wait! It looks like Kirk Redwood tagged himself in! Redwood entering the match telling his teammates he’s got this. I mean their team only has one guy left!!!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson is literally the only guy left on the opposing team which means we have Voltage only left here tonight. Jay Jerry Johnson is taking on the opposing force of Kirk Redwood, Lucas Johnson, Alex Myers, and Donovan Duke. I don’t like his chances.
Flannery McCoy: I believe in him. Come on Jay you can do it. :wow:
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood and Jay Jerry Johnson lock up in the ring. Kirk with an arm wrench taking Jerry down but he rolls through and jumps off the middle rope countering into an arm drag. Kirk gets right back u-
Jake Mercer: PRETTY VISITOR!!! THE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE FROM JAY!! OMG JAY YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN STIILL WIN THIS THING ALL BY YOURSELFFF!!! GET IT BOI!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson pulls up Kirk Redwoo-
Stew-O: ALT+F4 CONNECTS!!! THE TIGER DRIVER ‘98 JUST DROVE KIRK REDWOOD INTO THE MAT!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Kirk Redwood has been eliminated!!!
Flannery McCoy: Holy shit!!! Maybe I am right! Maybe Jay can actually pull this thing off!!!
Stew-O: He is turning me into a believer as well!!!
Jake Mercer: Come on tho… It’s still three against one…
Flannery McCoy: Now it looks like Lucas Johnson is entering the ring to face off against Jay Jerry Johnson. Lucas looks a little more hesitant now after seeing what just happened to his partner. He doesn’t want to make the same type of mistakes. Lucas locks up with Jay as he transitions into a headlock. Jay backs up against the ropes before shoving Lucas off to the opposite side of the ring. Lucas leapfrogs over Jay… NO!!! JAY CAUGHT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!
Stew-O: EMERALD FLOWSION!!!! HE CALLS THAT THE YKHM ENDING!!! JAY TO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson is on a roll! He is going to eliminate the entire Team Voltage by himself and prove he is the Ace! THIS MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!
Stew-O: Donovan Duke and Alex Myers now discussing strategy as it looks like Myers is going to be the next one to attempt to take on Jay Jerry Johnson. Will he be the third in a row to be eliminated by this man?
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers immediately takes down Jay Jerry Johnson with a Snapmare right into a headlock or Sleeper hold. Whatever the difference is. They don’t pay me enough to know this shit. Anyway it appears that Alex has that shit locked tight and Jay is trapped sitting on his ass in the ring as he struggles to get back up and fight all out of it. He is going to have to use all his power to overcome. He is going to have to go further beyond. He is doing it too! Jay not to be confused with the Jay that used to be in EAW is getting up slowly as he begins to drive his hard pointy elbow into the gut of Alex the face of Voltage and break out of this. But Alex kicks him hard in the gut and goes for a Suplex! No! Jay immediately reverses it with a SNAP suplex of his own as he manages to go further beyond!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson charges in at Alex Myers as they recover and pull themselves up in the corner. He goes in! He hits a Stinger Splash into the corner flattening his hater like a pancake.
Jake Mercer: Alex Myers is down as Jay Jerry Johnson gets out of the ring. I guess he is giving up. No wait it looks like he is going to the opposite side of the ring to prevent Alex from rolling out. But Alex rolls in the opposite direction instead! Alex hops up to his feet and runs up off the ropes. TOPE SUICIDA!!! HE TAKES THAT HOMIE OUT WITH SOME FLYING LUCHA SHIT OUT HERE!!! Alex Myers points to his Voltage facepaint you know they are reppin’. Alex is back up now as they stand proudly outside the ring with their teammates cheering them on as they stand above their fallen opponent Jay who has glazed over eyes. Alex picks Jay up and tosses him back into the squared circle and goes in for that cover. But Jay keeps rolling! But not fast enough! Alex stops him and gets that cover in!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRR—
Flannery McCoy: What a Kickout by Jay Jerry Johnson! Alex Myers enraged now as they mount on top of Jay and begins to beat the shit out of him with repeated punches. Alex is beating the shit out of him worse than when me and my girlfriend- well that is a story for another time and I’m not Jake Mercer.
Jake Mercer: Well when I beat the shit out of my girlfriend I always made sure t-
Flannery McCoy: As I said that is a story for another time. Anyway Jay Jerry Johnson is really taking fist after fist after fist. He has to be unconscious and suffering from brain trauma and skull cracking at this point. But that is nothing that the EAW doctors can’t fix by next week. I am sure he is going to be just fine.
Stew-O: Alex Myers now climbing to the top rope. It looks like he is going to finish things off here!!! FROM THE TO-
Jake Mercer: SINNER’S LULLABY!!! ALEX MYERS LANDS FOR THE COVER WITH THAT COFFIN DROP!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Jay Jerry Johnson has been eliminated!!!
Flannery McCoy: This man put up a great fight but four on one odds was far more than he was capable of overcoming! I definitely won’t hold that against him! However, now that means Team Voltage is victorious!!! But the match is not over!!!
Stew-O: We finished the divide part of the match… now it is time to conquer. Who will emerge the winner here tonight? Alex Myers or Donovan Duke?!?!?!
Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke the fresher man now entering the ring as the crowd is on their feet in anticipation to find out who will be the grand final winner of this thing! Who will walk back on into Voltage with them bragging rights!!! This is going to be a victory for one of these two men that they can hold as a W for their entire career. The other will be able to rest well knowing they made it this far but always wonder what could have been…
Flannery McCoy: Donovan Duke and Alex Myers shake hands before locking up in the ring! These two worked together this week talking shit about their opponents but now they can no longer be amigos. They must be enemies! There is no choice in the matter!
Stew-O: Hard shot to the gut from Alex Myers to Donovan Duke takes the wind out of him. Duke sent back up against the ropes as Alex charges him battering his skull with hard forearms. Possibly going for the same blunt force trauma approach he used to deal with Jay just a few minutes earlier.
Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke charges in with a chop block to the leg of Alex Myers. But Myers jumps over it and jumps up to the middle rope catching Donovan from behind with a Cutter in midair!!! But Donovan lands on his shoulder and springs back up with incredible athleticism as both men turn back to face each other. Alex charges in again at Donovan in the corner… this time he gets all of it with a Running Forearm Smash to the corner. He bashes in Donovan’s head as Donovan falls down on his ass in the corner clearly being weakened by these blows. Alex pulls Donovan up out of the corner…
Stew-O: FINAL SYMPHONY!!!! ALEX MYERS WITH THE CRUCIFIX DROPPED INTO A LUNGBLOWER!!! THE COVERR!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! DONOVAN DUKE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT!!! ALEX MYERS CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! Myers picks Donovan back up… He’s gonna do it again!!!
Stew-O: FINAL SYMPHONY NO. 2!!!!
Jake Mercer: DONOVAN DUKE COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS KICKS OUT!!! BOTH MEN BACK UP!!! ALEX SWINGS WILDLY!!! HE PUNCHES DONOVAN IN THE JAW!!! HE GOES DOWN!!! DONOVAN NOW COLLAPSED IN THE RING AS ALEX PULLS HIM UP…
Jake Mercer: BUT DONOVAN DUKE PULLS ALEXX MYERS INTO THE BANKRUPT!!! HE HAS THAT DEADLY SUBMISSION LOCKED IN YET AGAIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Alex Myers is able to immediately grab the ropes!!!! The referee breaks it all up!!!
Stew-O: Both men back up as Alex Myers grabs Donovan Duke in a familiar position…
Jake Mercer: FINAL SYMPHONY NO.3!!!! HE GETS ALL OF IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Donovan Duke is deceased.
Stew-O: But Alex Myers isn’t done! He goes up to the top rope!!! COFFIN DROP INCOMING!!!
Jake Mercer: SINNER’S LULLABY CONNECTS!!! HE GETS ALL OF IT!!! THIS IS OVER!!! THE COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO LOOK AT THE REPLAY!!!
(A slow motion replay reveals that as Alex Myers came down with the Coffin Drop Donovan Duke barely got his shoulders up and manages to hit an improvised German Suplex dropping Alex on the back of his head instead.)
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers tilted off that Coffin Drop into a pinning combination from Donovan Duke!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits!!!)
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT HE DID IT!!! DONOVAN DUKE HAS WON THIS ENTIRE MATCH!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A VICTORY!!!!
Stew-O: This boy can truly be proud of this win. :wow:
Jake Mercer: A great effort from Alex Myers but tonight the boyhood dream came true for Donovan Duke!!!
Flannery McCoy: Holy shit he fucking did it!!! What a king!!!
Stew-O: DIVIDE AND CONQUER!!! VOLTAGE HAS THEM BRAGGING RIGHTS BUT NONE MORESO THAN FOR DONOVAN DUKE!!!! 10 MEN ENTERED!!! 1 WALKS AWAY!!!
(Donovan Duke is shown celebrating as Alex Myers gets back up to shake his hand as he points to his Voltage facepaint and pats Donovan on the back before leaving.)
Flannery McCoy: Looks like Alex Myers as disappointed he is by his loss is at least happy that Voltage walked away with the win. That is what it is all about after all.
(The rest of Team Voltage enters the ring to celebrate as the camera fades to a commercial.)
(PSA: The EAW board of directors would like to remind all wrestlers that all restrooms backstage will be closed until further notice until all devious licks are returned and the culprits come forward.)
(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, as Miku Sakai steps out onto the stage in a red and black attire. She has two black bows that hold her two pigtails in place, as she poses on the stage. The crowd boos heavily, as Miku grabs her phone, and sets it on a selfie stick that she has brought with her. She extends the selfie stick and turns around, as she goes to take a picture of herself and the crowd. However, as she hears the ongoing boos, she turns back around just to take a picture of herself and her titantron in the background instead. The crowd boos louder, as Miku continues down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is a LUMBERJACK MATCH SET FOR ONE FALL!!!! And it is for the EAW Specialists Championship!!! Introducing first.. From Fukui, Japan!! Weighing in at 110lbs.. MIKU SAKAI!!!!
Deadprez: Here comes Miku Sakai who has had one rollercoaster of a year.. Having won the tag team championships with Hikari Kanno, losing them, showing up to Voltage drunk because of losing the belts, to getting back to her feet, and getting herself in the position to win another title in the form of the specialists championship here tonight. I’m hoping the title stays on Showdown, but you can’t help but acknowledge what Miku has had to go through in order to get to the title picture yet again in her young career,
Eve: You have got that right Deadprez. And she’s serious about it too. Even after Bethany’s defense against Ayumi Megumi, Miku made her presence known by knocking Bethany Blue out afterwards.. She showed that she’s serious and that she doesn’t care how it looks, as long as she gets the job done here tonight. It should be cool to see how she approaches this match.
(‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi plays, as the crowd changes into a mixed reaction for EAW’s Doctor. After a moment, Dr. Bethany Blue steps out in her white doctor’s coat, shiny wrestling gear, and her EAW Specialists Championship around her waist. She looks out to the crowd, then back over to Miku. The second that their eyes lock with one another, Bethany’s eyes tell the story. She’s ready to defeat Miku Sakai, and put an end to this rivalry once and for all. She continues down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent.. From Miami, Florida!! Weighing in at 125lbs.. She is the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!
Deadprez: And here comes the reigning Champion, Doctor Bethany Blue. Dr. Blue has had quite the reign so far here on Showdown, and only looks to add onto the already impressive reign by defeating one of Voltage’s top talents in Miku Sakai.
Eve: It’s a task that’s easier said that done. We’ve heard from Bethany earlier this week that she still has yet to pick up a victory over Sakai in any way, so tonight she needs to dig deep and do something she has never done before in order to come out on top.
Deadprez: There’s been quite the hostility between these two Elitists, and I know that everything these two have gone through over the past few weeks is going to reach it’s peak here in this match. This is for all the marbles.. The EAW Specialists Championship. Anyways.. Where’s Gavin??
(Miku Sakai and Dr. Bethany Blue are seen in the center of the ring, as ‘Take My Breath’ by the Weeknd hits. The crowd erupts into cheers, as the 16 lumberjacks are seen walking side by side down to the ring. 8 Simps for Miku Sakai, and 8 nurses for Dr. Bethany Blue. They surround the ring, as the simps wrap around the corner where Miku stands, and the same is done for the nurses with Bethany Blue.)
Deadprez: 16 Lumberjacks baby!! These 16 individuals are going to make this match a living fell for these two women in the ring tonight.
Eve: I’m counting 17.
Deadprez: Wait.. Is that??? THAT’S GAVIN!! He’s over by the Simps taking picture of Miku Sakai!!! Gavin!!! Get over here!!!!
(Gavin Kirkland is seen up close to Miku’s butt as his phone camera is right up against it. He then looks over and sees Deadprez and Eve who are yelling at him to come to the commentary table. Gavin looks annoyed, as she puts his camera away, then makes his way over to the commentary table.)
Gavin Kirkland: Sorry about that. Got a little carried away for a second..
Eve: I wouldn’t have expected anything else in all honesty. You really are a Simp for these women anyways.
(The screen shows the referee raising the EAW Specialists Championship in the air. He then lowers it, as he walks over, hands the title to the timekeeper, then calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: There’s the bell, and this one is underway! Dr. Bethany Blue and Miku Sakai are both standing at opposite corners with both nurses and simps surrounding the ring. The two Elitists acknowledge the individuals standing outside of the ring, then begin to approach one another in the center of the ring.. And here we go! Both of these women tie up in the center of the ring! Dr. Bethany Blue gets the quick advantage however, as she rotates her hips and delivers a strong knee to the abdomen of Miku Sakai!! Miku instantly hunches over, as Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Miku by the back of the head, and walks her over to the corner.. THEN SLAMS MIKU’S HEAD AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Eve: NO!! Miku Sakai manages to get her arms out in front of her, grabs the top rope coming from both sides of the turnbuckle, and puts some resistance against Dr. Bethany Blue’s attack!! Miku’s head doesn’t slam up against those turnbuckles, and instead.. SHE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A STRONG BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES DR. BLUE RIGHT ON THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!!
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue instantly clutches at her nose in pain, then turns around after getting blasted by that elbow. Dr. Bethany then turns back towards Miku Sakai.. BUT GETS NAILED BY A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT SENDS HER RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Dr. Bethany Blue is quick to get up to her feet however, but is once again attacked by Miku Sakai, as Miku now delivers a strong forearm shot to the champion!! Bethany staggers back, but it’s Miku who grabs her by the wrist, and irish whips her towards the corner!! Dr. Bethany Blue crashes back first against the corner, as Miku Sakai charges in!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Dr. Bethany Blue with a huge boot to the face before Miku could get close enough to connect with a move!! Mike takes a few steps back while holding her face, as Dr. Bethany Blue quickly gets herself up onto the top rope. It looks like she’s thinking of hitting something big here.. BUT WAIT!!! ONE OF THE SIMPS JUST CLIMBED ON THE RING APRON, AND TUGGED ON DR. BETHANY BLUE’S FOOT!! The Champion looks down at the simp, and kicks him away, as he falls back down to ringside.. Blue has her focus back on Miku.. BUT MIKU RUSHES OVER, AND TUGS ON THE TOP ROPE, AS DR. BETHANY BLUE FALLS FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND LANDS HARD IN A SEATED POSITION ON TOP OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue is definitely in pain after that one, and Miku is going to take advantage of this opening for herself, as she charges in at Dr. Bethany Blue and.. CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING JUMP KNEE THAT CATCHES BLUE RIGHT AT THE JAW!! Miku drops down to the canvas in front of Blue, as the Doctor hangs her head down after that brutal knee strike. The Champion is still in a seated position in the corner, as Miku climbs up to the second rope.. And what’s this? She hooks the head of Dr. Bethany Blue.. AND PERFORMS A JUMPING SNAPMARE THAT PULLS DR. BETHANY BLUE FROM OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION NEAR THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue landed hard after that one, as her spine had to be compressed after getting snapmared from such a high elevation! We can clearly see that she’s in pain, as she’s clutching at her glutes and lower back after that landing. Miku Sakai quickly runs to the far ropes in front of Dr. Bethany Blue, rebounds back, and.. DELIVERS A POWERFUL KNEE STRIKE THAT CATCHES THE CHAMPION RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Dr. Blue lays flat in the center of the ring, as Miku goes for the early pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Dr. Bethany Blue gets her shoulder up!!
Deadprez: Miku Sakai now gets back up to her feet, as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and raises her up as well. Blue is slow to react, as Miku connects with a strong forearm shot to the face that sends the Doctor back! Another forearm shot by Miku Sakai, as Dr. Blue falls back against the side ropes. Miku instantly runs up against Dr. Blue, as she grabs her by the arm and whips her hard towards the ropes at the other end of the ring!! Dr. Blue hits the ropes, as Miku sets up for her jumping hip attack..
Eve: But look! Dr. Bethany Blue grabs a hold of the top ropes so that she wouldn’t return back into Miku Sakai. I believe Dr. Blue knew what was coming, and this was possibly the best way to prevent that hip attack from being connected onto her! Miku Sakai sees this, and instantly charges at Dr. Bethany Blue!!
Gavin Kirkland: ANOTHER BOOT TO THE FACE BY DR. BETHANY BLUE, AS SHE CATCHES MIKU SAKAI OFF GUARD!! Miku clutches at her face in pain, as that boot turns her around.. However, that boot wasn’t enough to keep Miku off of the offensive, as she quickly turns around and charges at Dr. Blue with a running forearm!!!
Deadprez: NO!! DR. BETHANY BLUE DROPS DOWN, AND TUGS ON THE TOP ROPE, AS MIKU SAKAI MISSES THE FOREARM SHOT, AND FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE, HITS THE RING APRON ON THE WAY DOWN, THEN LANDS ON HER SIDE HERE AT RINGSIDE!!
Eve: AND THERE THEY ARE!! THE NURSES ARE RIGHT THERE TO BEGIN STOMPING AWAY AT MIKU!! AFTER THE ATTACK THAT SHE HAD ON DR. BETHANY BLUE AFTER HER MATCH WITH AYUMI, THESE NURSES ARE GETTING THEIR REVENGE FOR THEIR FAVORITE ELITIST!! STOMP AFTER STOMP, AND MIKU CAN’T DO ANYTHING BUT BLOCK THESE STOMPS BY COVERING HER FACE AND VULNERABLE AREAS WITH HER FOREARMS WHILE CURLING UP INTO A BALL!!
Deadprez: And look at Dr. Bethany Blue who is simply just smiling at what she’s seeing happen outside of the ring!! But wait!! Look!! It’s the simps!! The simps are coming to help Miku Sakai, as they begin to shove the nurses off of her!!
Gavin Kirkland: What do you mean? I’m right here..
Deadprez: As you should be, Gavin.. Simp all you want, you’re staying here on commentary. But yes, these simps have cleared the nurses away, as they help Miku Sakai up to her feet, and slide her back into the ring.
Eve: Miku Sakai slowly works her way up to her hands and knees, then up to her feet.. But once she’s there, it’s Bethany with a strong knee strike to the midsection!! The Champion then wraps her arms around Miku, then lifts her up in the air!! This doesn’t look good for Miku, as Dr. Bethany Blue drops Sakai right down onto her knee with a devastating side backbreaker!! Blue holds Miku on her knee for a moment, drops and elbow right into her chest while holding Sakai in that position, then shoves her off of her knee, as the challenger plops right down onto the canvas. Dr. Blue then hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
Gavin Kirkland: And there’s the kickout!!
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue quickly gets back up to her feet, as she reaches down and grabs Miku Sakai by the head and hair! Kick to the stomach by Dr. Blue!! The champion then locks in a front face lock, then lifts Miku high in the air!! Look at that! Miku Sakai is being held upside down by Dr. Bethany Blue, as the blood rushes right to her head!! AND DR. BLUE SLAMS MIKU RIGHT DOWN AS SHE CONNECTS WITH THE STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX!!
Eve: Miku hit the canvas hard right there, as we can see her clutching at her lower back. There is no question that she’s feeling pretty light headed after being upside down for so long. That’s the thing about Dr. Bethany Blue. She hits every move with a purpose, and her intelligence regarding the functions of the human body definitely plays in her favor.
Deadprez: Dr. Blue gets up to her feet now, as she stands over the body of Miku Sakai. What’s this!? STOMP INTO THE MIDSECTION BY BLUE!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Dr. Bethany Blue now grabs Miku Sakai by the legs.. She’s going for the.. FRACTURED!!! THE ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Miku is fighting it by using her strong hips and turning them the opposite way that Dr. Blue is trying to turn her body!! This takes a lot of core strength, but she’s managing to fight this one off.. WAIT!! MIKU GOT A FOOT FREE, AND KICKS AT THE HAND AND ARM THAT STILL HAS A HOLD OF MIKU’S TRAPPED FOOT!! Miku eventually gets both of her feet free, then blasts Dr. Blue with a kick with both feet into Dr. Blue’s midsection!! Dr. Bethany Blue instantly gets shoved back as she falls back down to the canvas of the ring!!
Deadprez: Dr. Blue is quick to rise up however, as both her and Miku get up to their feet! Dr. Blue charges right at Miku Sakai!!! BUT IT’S MIKU WHO CATCHES HER IN THE FACE WITH THE JUMPING HIP ATTACK!! Dr. Blue falls off of the side, then catches herself by landing on her knee, after being blasted by that powerful hip attack by Miku Sakai!! Miku now rushes over to the corner, as she gets herself on the top rope. Dr. Bethany Blue slowly gets up to her feet, as she clutches at her head in pain.. BUT SHE’S TAKEN BACK DOWN, AS MIKU LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH A TORNADO DDT FROM OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SHE JUST DRILLED DR. BLUE’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Miku hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHH-
Gavin Kirkland: Blue gets her shoulder up at two and a quarter!
Deadprez: Miku Sakai doesn’t look to happy about that kickout right there, as she wanted to put this one away. However, she gets up to her feet and delivers a strong kick to the side of Dr. Blue’s body, as the Champion rolls towards the corner!! Another kick by Miku!! Another!! And another!! Dr. Bethany Blue is forced up against the corner, as she slowly pulls herself into a seated position against the bottom turnbuckles.. Wait.. I think I know what Miku has in mind!! MUSTACHE RIDE!!! BRONCO BUSTER IN THE CORNER, AS MIKU GRINDS UP AGAINST THE CHEST AND FACE OF DR. BLUE IN THE CORNER!!! THE SIMPS ARE ALL RIGHT THERE TO WITNESS THIS UP CLOSE, AS THEY CHEER ON MIKU!!!
Eve: And now Miku steps out of the corner.. She turns around.. EAT MY ASS!! STINK FACE BY MIKU SAKAI, AS SHE SHAKES HER BUTT WHILE PRESSING IT INTO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE CORNER!! BLUE’S HEAD IS GETTING PRESSED AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, AS MIKU IS NEARLY SUFFOCATING THE CHAMPION WITH THIS STINK FACE!!!
Deadprez: And look at the simps!! The Simps are all raising their hands like they want next!! They are liking what they are seeing right now!!
Simps: :roman: :roman: :roman: :roman: :roman:
Simps: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh:
Nurses: :francis: :snoop:
Deadprez: Wait!! One of them has a camera out and is actually recording Miku shaking her ass into the face of Dr. Bethany Blue!! He’s getting really close, trying to get some good angles too!!!
Eve: Wait.. Isn’t that.. Wait that’s Gavin!!!
Deadprez: GAVIN GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER TO COMMENTARY!!!
(Gavin Kirkland hears the two other commentators yelling at him to get back, as he embarrassingly ends his recording of the stink face, and places his camera in his pocket, as he makes his way back over to the commentary table.)
Gavin Kirkland: Sorry, I couldn’t really see what was going on from here. You should let me go back :will:
Deadprez: No, you’ve seen enough for today.
Gavin Kirkland: You’re right. I’ll just save the video for later then. Dr. Bethany Blue is one lucky individual I’ll tell you that.
Deadprez: Well, Miku finally finishes the Eat My Ass Stink Face, as she definitely gave her Simps a treat.. And I guess Gavin too, apparently. Might have to send me that later by the way, but right now it seems like Miku is stepping out of the corner, as Dr. Blue falls off to her side near the corner.
Eve: Miku Sakai exits the ring, as she stands on the ring apron and grabs a hold of the top rope. It looks like she’s going for something big soon, as she waits for Dr. Blue to get herself up to her feet. Wait!! It’s the nurses!! The nurses are grabbing at Miku’s legs, as Miku tries to kick them away!! And the simps are coming out to help!! The simps charge over to the nurses, as they begin firing away with forearm shots!! The nurses respond with punches of their own, as it’s simply just a pile of bodies going at one another right behind Miku Sakai!! Miku finally frees her legs from the nurses, as the simps helped her out just now! Dr. Bethany Blue slowly rises up to her feet in the ring, as.. MIKU GOES FOR A SLINGSHOT FOREARM STR-
Deadprez: ONE OF THE NURSES JUST HOPPED ON THE APRON, AND PULLED THE TOP ROPE BACK!! MIKU’S FOOT MISSED THE TOP ROPE BECAUSE OF THAT, AND CRASHED HARD INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Miku is down, as the simps and nurses slowly finish their brawl with one another, as this match continues inside the ring!!
Eve: Miku Sakai slowly works up to hands and knee-
Gavin Kirkland: CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!! THE CURBSTOMP BY DR. BETHANY BLUE CONNECTS AS SHE LEAPED INTO THE AIR AND RAMMED HER SIZE 8 BOOT INTO THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD, DRIVING HER FACE RIGHT INTO THE RING MAT!!! MIKU LOOKS LIKE SHE MAY BE OUT COLD, AS DR. BLUE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: AND THERE’S THE KICKOUT!!
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue rises back up to her feet, as she stares down at Miku Sakai who is clutching at her face in pain. Miku is trying to work herself up into a seated position, but Dr. Bethany Blue quickly drops down, grabs at the ankle of Miku, and pulls up on them, as that forces Miku to fall back against the canvas of the ring!! Dr. Blue then delivers a stomp down into the midsection of Sakai, as the wind gets knocked right out of her!! Bethany takes advantage of this small opening, as she.. SHE TURNS MIKU SAKAI AROUND, AND LOCKS IN THE FRACTURED!!! ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN, AS MIKU’S SPINE IS ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES!!
Eve: Listen to the screaming voice of Miku Sakai, and that will tell you all that you need to know about this move. Unlike a regular Boston Crab, this Fractured submission move puts your body in an unforgiving angle that puts a stinging sensation straight through your spine. The human body was never meant to bend this way, and Miku is understanding that perfectly right now. After everything she’s put Dr. Bethany Blue through these past few weeks, this is Dr. Blue getting back at her and forcing her to go through the pain!! Miku may have to tap out right here!!
Deadprez: Not necessarily! Although this move is hard to break out of, she could try to reach for the ropes in front of her to initiate a rope break! However, those ropes seem to be quite the distance away. In order for Miku to get to those ropes, she is going to need to fight the pain that she’s going through right now and army crawl her way over!!
Gavin Kirkland: That doesn’t seem likely, Deadprez, as Dr. Bethany Blue raises Miku’s legs up into an even higher angle, thus putting even more pressure on the spine of the challenger!! Miku screams even louder!! This is not looking good for her, as it seems like Dr. Bethany Blue is just about to put this one away!! Miku is going to tap!! There’s no way that she can fight the pain from this move much longer!!! Miku extends her arm out and-
Deadprez: IT’S THE SIMPS!! TWO SIMPS JUST SLID INTO THE RING, AND GRABBED MIKU’S ARM!! THEY DRAG HER BACK, AS THEY SLIDE BACK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPES TO RINGSIDE, AND PLACE HER HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! THOSE TWO SIMPS JUST PULLED MIKU SAKAI INTO A ROPE BREAK RIGHT NOW!!!
(The crowd boos heavily after the cheap tactic used by Miku’s simps.)
Gavin Kirkland: Boo all you want.. Those two simps are smart as hell, because not only did they help prevent Miku from submitting, but they might even get lucky enough to get laid-
Eve: AND DR. BLUE RELEASES THE SUBMISSION AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF MIKU SAKAI!! ANOTHER STOMP!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Dr. Bethany Blue is right up against the side ropes, as she continuously stomps down onto the body of Miku!!! Miku was already hurting, but Dr. Bethany Blue is keeping the pressure on-
Deadprez: TWO OF THE SIMPS JUST GRABBED HOLD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE’S BOOTS FROM OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND PULLED HER SO THAT SHE FELL BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! THE SIMPS THEN PULL DR. BLUE HARD, SHE GETS PULLED RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND SMACK THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND SPINE DOWN ONTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: You can’t mess with their queen!!! Dr. Bethany Blue is clutching at the back of her head in pain after that landing, and immediately, The Simps begin to give her a taste of her own medicine. No pun intended. They’re stomping down on Dr. Blue and as their boots rain down into face and midsection!! That’s eight simps delivering powerful blows to the champion, and the champion isn’t even able to fully defend herself!! This is not looking good for-
Eve: IT’S THE NURSES!! THE NURSES SWARM AROUND THE SIMPS AND.. What the hell is that in their hands!?! They all have syringes in their hands with extremely large needles!! AND THE NURSES JAM THE NEEDLEs RIGHT INTO THE SIDES OF THE SIMPS NECKS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
(The Simps all yell out in shock after being pierced by needles. After a moment, their stomps begin to slow down. Then they all drop to their knees, as they look extremely light headed. From there, the simps all fall off to their sides, as they are completely knocked out and laying unconscious next to the body of Dr. Bethany Blue.)
Deadprez: I’m getting a visual of those syringes.. And they say.. PROPOFOL!!! That is one of, if not, THE fastest working sleep medication known to mankind!! The nurses just knocked out the simps with Propofol!! The nurses then make their way over to Dr. Bethany Blue, and help her up to her feet. Dr. Blue looks battered and beaten right now, as she looks down at the unconscious simps. The nurses now begin to walk Dr. Blue towards the ring- WAIT!!! IT’S MIKU SAKAI!! SHE’S GOT A GRIP ON THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ABOVE DR. BLUE AND THE 8 NURSES!!!
Eve: DR. BLUE AND THE NURSES HAVE NO IDEA!!! They turn their heads towards Miku.. SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT SENTON BY MIKU SAKAI INTO THE GROUP OF BODIES, AS ALL OF THE NURSES AND DR. BLUE DROP DOWN TO THE GROUND HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!
Deadprez: That’s a total of 18 bodies sprawled out across the ringside floor. 8 simps, 8 nurses, and 2 gladiators going at it for the EAW Specialists Championship. Dr. Bethany Blue is slowly working to her hands and knees, but Miku Sakai is already back to her feet.. Miku grabs a hold of Dr. Bethany Blue and slides her back into the ring. Sakai then follows inside the ring..
Eve: It looks like Miku is thinking of doing something big now, as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and brings her up to her feet. She turns her around and hooks her arms!!! Miku then lifts Dr. Bethany Blue up into the air.. STARFALL!! THE VERTEBREAKER CONNECTS!!! MIKU HOOKS THE LEGS AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE KICKS OUT!!!
Eve: The champion survives a bit longer, but she needs to get back on the offensive side of things if she wishes to retain her championship here tonight. Miku Sakai rises up to her feet. She’s ready to win this championship right here and now, as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and brings her up to her feet as well!! Forearm shot to the face by Miku!!! BUT THE DOCTOR RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM SHOT OF HER OWN!! ANOTHER BY MIKU!! ANOTHER BY THE CHAMPION!! THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH RIGHT NOW!! MIKU!! BETHANY!! MIKU!! BETHANY!!! BETHANY!!! BETHANY!! Bethany manages to get the advantage, as she now whips Miku towards the side ropes! Miku Sakai hits the ropes, and rebounds back!! RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE ABDOMEN BY DR. BETHANY BLUE, AS THAT CATCHES MIKU HARD, AND FLIPS HER OVER BETHANY’S KNEE, AS SHE CRASHES BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: Miku Sakai slowly works her way back up to her feet, but she is instantly kicked in the stomach by Dr. Bethany Blue! Blue then hooks Miku’s head and legs!! She’s going for the.. THE FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Miku manages to slip her leg free and kicks herself out of the suplex just as Dr. Blue went to lift her in the air!! Miku lands behind Dr. Bethany Blue, as Dr. Bethany Blue turns around.. NIGHT NIGHT!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY MIKU SAKAI!!!
Eve: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE SHOVES MIKU SAKAI OFF AT THE LAST SECOND!!! Miku hits her back hard against the canvas of the ring, then slowly gets back up to her feet. She charges in at Blue.. BUT WALKS INTO THE SAY AHH!!!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN ON MIKU SAKAI!!!!!
Deadprez: Miku is trying to get Bethany’s fist from out of her mouth right now, as she’s struggling to stay standing here in the ring!! We’ve seen so many people fall to this submission hold, and Miku wants anything but for that to happen to her here tonight!! Bethany continues to force her fist down Miku’s throat, as Miku can barely breathe!! This one might be over sooner rather than later!! Miku drops down to one knee!! Then down to the other!!!
Gavin Kirkland: This isn’t looking good at all for Sakai!! She might just pass out right here..
Deadprez: WAIT LOOK!!! MIKU PULLS SOMETHING FROM OUT OF HER WAISTLINE!!!! WHAT’S THAT!?!?! IT’S A SYRINGE!! IT’S ONE OF THE PROPOFOL SYRINGES THAT THE NURSES HAD OUT EARLIER!!! AND MIKU JAMS THE SYRINGE RIGHT INTO THE THIGH OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!
Eve: Dr. Blue’s grip and pressure begins to weaken, as Miku pulls Bethany’s fist from out of her mouth. Miku then smiles at the champion, as Dr. Bethany Blue’s eyes slowly begin to lower. She’s passing out due to the effects of that Propofol Syringes. That medication will knock you out for hours!! Miku Sakai slowly rises up to her feet, as she holds Dr. Bethany Blue in place.. Blue looks to be unconscious now, as.. Miku turns around and grips Bethany’s head.. DEATH NOTE!!!! ASAI DDT CONNECTS AS SHE PLANTS THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! There is no movement whatsoever coming from Dr. Bethany Blue, as Miku hooks the legs!!! This one’s over!! We have a new Champion!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Deadprez: IT’S THE REFEREE!!! HE’S KNOCKED OUT!!! HE ISN’T COUNTING ANYMORE!!!!
(Miku Sakai raises her head up, as she sees the referee is unconscious and no longer counting. Miku then rises up to her feet and notices that a syringe was pierced into the side of the referee’s calf by a nurse standing at ringside. Miku looks at all of the nurses at ringside and yells at the top of her lungs because the match could have been hers right there. Soon after, all 8 nurses slide into the ring.)
Deadprez: Miku Sakai is staring at these nurses, as they begin to approach her.. AND HERE WE GO!!! 8 on 1 Attack, as Miku begins firing away with forearms left and right!! She knocks down one nurse, and another, and another!! Miku gets kicked in the stomach, but manages to shove a fourth nurse back!! However, from behind it’s another nurse that clubs Miku Sakai in the back, then that’s followed by another nurse that stomps down at the side of Miku’s knee, and that forces Miku to fall to her knees!! NOW FIVE OF THEM ARE GANGING UP ON MIKU SAKAI!! The numbers game is simply too much for Miku to handle right now, as the nurses are now holding her in place.
Eve: And look at the other three nurses!! They are over by Dr. Bethany Blue who is unconscious in the center of the ring right now. They have their nurses kits with them and.. THEY PULL OUT ANOTHER SET OF SYRINGES!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!? This isn’t the Propofol that they used before!! No, this is something else.. What does it say on the side of that syringe?!? ADRENALINE!!!! That’s three syringes with adrenaline!!!! AND ALL THREE NURSES INJECT THE ADRENALINE SHOTS INTO THE ARM OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Deadprez: IN AN INSTANT, DR. BETHANY BLUE’S EYES LIGHT UP, AS SHE WAKES UP!!! Dr. Bethany Blue rises up to her feet now, as she looks directly at Miku Sakai, who is being held down by the five other nurses!! Miku is trying to fight her way out, but Dr. Bethany Blue manages to get a hold of her. The nurses release their grip and exit the ring, as they stand at ringside. Dr. Blue stands Miku up.. CODE BLUE!! THE HEART PUNCH CONNECTS!!!!! Miku Sakai is knocked out cold as Dr. Blue strikes the vital organs and sends her challenger down to the canvas of the ring!!! Dr. Bethany Blue then drops down to the canvas of the ring, as she goes for the pin!!!
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Eve: There’s no referee!! There’s no referee!! He’s out cold remember!! Wait I think that’s one coming down from the stage right now!!
(Up at the stage, there is a new referee that is sprinting his way down the entrance ramp, and making his way to the ring. He slides into the ring, then gets in position to call the pin!!)
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!! MIKU SAKAI KICKS OUT!!! MIKU SAKAI KICKS OUT!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT ONE!!!!
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue can’t believe it!! She instantly hits the canvas of the ring hard with her palms, as she rises to her feet and begins to yell at the referee!! Remember, she’s got three shots of adrenaline in her, so her mind is racing at 500mph!!! Dr. Bethany Blue is freaking out over all of this, because she feels the match should have ended right then and there, and that the referee should have been at the ring by then!!
Eve: Doctor Bethany Blue now turns her attention towards Miku Sakai who is still out of it, and barely conscious right now! She grabs a hold of Miku Sakai, and brings her up to her feet. Doctor, you’re not going for another one are you!?! Dr. Blue holds Miku Sakai in position once again!!! Here we go!!! CODE BLUE!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! FEEL THY WRATH!!!! MIKU WITH AN INTENSE EYE RAKE, AS SHE DIGS HER FINGERS INTO THE EYES OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!! Bethany can’t see!!! She doesn’t know what’s going on, as Miku slaps Bethany’s arm arm away!!!
Deadprez: NIGHT NIGHT!!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY MIKU SAKAI!!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!! MIKU DROPS DOWN IN AN INSTANT, AND PLOPS HERSELF OVER THE BODY OF DR. BETHANY BLUE FOR THE PIN!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Miku Sakai slowly rises up to her feet, as she is handed the EAW Specialists Championship by the referee.)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… AND NEW!!! EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!! MIKU SAKAI!!!!
(The crowd continues to boo the new champion, as Miku stands up and raises her newly won championship in the air. She then makes her way over to the top rope in one of the corners, and flaunts her title as she mocks the booing fans that wanted to see her lose.)
Deadprez: What a match.. This was definitely not the way I envisioned this lumberjack match to go, but The Simps as well as the Nurses played a major role in this match. They did whatever they could to help Miku and Bethany win, even eliminating half of the lumberjacks with the propofol injections, but somehow, someway, Miku Sakai managed to escape with the victory and win the EAW Specialists Championship.
Eve: We know how serious Miku has been about winning that championship, and now her time is finally here to reign over this Specialists Division. She had to go through absolute hell to compete against Dr. Bethany Blue, and had to do everything that she could, but now she’s the champion!! Incredible reign by Bethany, but the specialist title is now going to experience a new era as the belt goes to Voltage with Miku Sakai..
Gavin Kirkland: So.. Not trying to be a buzzkill for the moment.. But what are we going to do with all of these unconscious simps at ringside?
(The screen shows Miku Sakai walking around ringside with her newly won championship.. She looks over her shoulder as she walks past the Simps. Miku smirks out, nods, then continues to walk her way towards the entrance ramp, as she leaves the Simps behind. Miku Sakai then raises her EAW Specialists Championship in the air once she makes it to the entrance ramp, and eventually, the screen fades to black.)
( After a brief commercial promoting the new EAW video game, Territorial Invasion fades back in.)
(The camera pans to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE TEAM BRAND WARFARE MATCH!
(The crowd explodes in cheers.)
Stephie Loves: HERE ARE THE RULES, THE MATCH STARTS WITH THREE TEAMS OF FIVE, WHEN A WRESTLER IS ELIMINATED BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, COUNTOUT OR DISQUALIFICATION, THEY MUST HEAD TO THE BACK. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS WHEN TWO OF THE THREE TEAMS MEMBERS HAVE ALL BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd continues to cheer.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST REPRESENTING SHOWDOWN! THE TEAM OF ADAM LUCAS! HARPER LEE! AYU MEGUMI! AMIR YUSUF! AND JON KELTON!
(“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell plays throughout the arena as Team Showdown comes out all dressed in their blue shirts and gear. They stop and look at one another but Harper Lee doesn’t look happy, turning to Lucas.)
Harper Lee: Why are they playing your entrance theme and not mine, huh!?
Adam Lucas: Your song sucks?
Harper Lee: I Hate you.
(Adam snickers as Harper storms down to the ring, Adam, Amir, Ayu and Kelton follow, all sliding in and standing in unison before looking out at the crowd and as they are being cheered. Adam huddles everyone together but Harper who looks defiant.)
Gavin Kirkland: TEAM GOATDOWN IS HERE! LOOK AT THEM! THE WINNERS! THE ONES THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE IT ALL! ADAM HAS THEM READY, SO DOES HARPER, WE ARE TAKING IT ALL THE WAY.
Stew-O: An extremely impressive Team there for sure, but if you look at all the teams, top to bottom it is very hard to take anything away from them, there are no weak links on any team, maybe three of the most competitive Teams we have seen in quite some time.
Persephone: Yeah whatever, at least Voltage’s doesn’t suck.
(As the music dies down it is replaced by BxMxC by BABYMETAL as Team Dynasty walks out led by Jack Ripley, all of them dressed in red sporting their Dynasty t-shirts as well.)
Stephie Love: THE SECOND TEAM REPRESENTING DYNASTY! THEY ARE JACK RIPLEY! BRONSON DANIELS! JOHNNY ANDREWS! TERRY CHAMBERS! AND JONNY AIRHART!!!!!!
(They start making their way toward the ring after a small pep talk by Jack Ripley. The crowd erupts in cheers for their favorite Red Brand sons. Dynasty looks ready to take on the world, sliding in and standing right in front of Team Showdown having a stare down….)
Steve-O: And here is Team Dynasty, what a collection of great talent here, two former World Champions, the current Interwire Champion and two young lions with a huge future in the EAW! Team Dynasty looks ready to take this all!
Gavin Kirkland: They are impressive, but we are the only team that has any females on it, which makes us better.
Persephone: Here we go again.
(While the two teams are having a stare down, the music dies down and is replaced by “Kashmir” from Led Zeppelin as the crowd erupts in cheers again, this time the Yellow Brand walks out all sporting black and yellow shirts and matching colors on their trunks.)
Stephie Love: AND THE FINAL TEAM REPRESENTING VOLTAGE! THEY ARE JAMIE O’HARA! CHRIS ELITE! JUSTIN WINDGATE! RYAN WILSON AND JAKE SMITH……. WITH JOSH!!!!!
(Jake struts down holding Josh in his arms, not even waiting for the rest of his teammates who were all together ready to take on these two talented teams. Jamie leads the charge while Ryan Wilson walks down smug, Elite and Windgate ready along with O’Hara.)
Persephone: The best team in this match is right here! Look at them, they all look like a bunch of losers outside the ring but in the ring they are winners!
Gavin Kirkland: And here comes Jake Smith with Josh….
(Jake walks over and places Josh on the seat next to Gavin Kirkland.)
Jake Smith: Nothing better happen to him.
Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: Yeah, what he said mafaka.)
(Jake slides back in the ring with Team Voltage as they all pose, three teams all taking a corner looking at one another ready for this match to explode.)
Stew-O: What a collection of wrestlers here. We have the Hardcore, New Breed and Interwire Champions in this match, four former World Champions, a couple of Hall of Famers, this has it all with a mix of great young talent and some of the better-established Elitists here. This is going to be a war! TEAM DYNASTY!
Gavin Kirkland: TEAM SHOWDOWN!
Persephone: Right….. Team Voltage…. Ra ra ra….
(The referee checks on all members and those who are about to start, before calling for the bell and the start of this match….)
(DING!!!! DING!!!!! DING!!!!!!)
Stew-O: Now, this is one of the matches that everyone’s been waiting for! Just the anticipation from the Tiger Stadium is electric! The three teams are deciding amongst themselves on who will be beginning! It’s important to select the best representative to start this match up because it could be critical for how they perform going into the rest of this match! It seemed like Dynasty has figured out that it would be the captain and former Answers World Champion, Jack Ripley to start things out for the brand! I do think that’s a hell of a way to start this thing off. We’re aware of how much Jack LOVES competition, so it should be interesting to see who wants to step up to him.
Gavin Kirkland: As we look at the Showdown side of things, it seems like the Hardcore Champion, Adam Lucas, and Harper Lee are deciding on who starts things off for Showdown. While there is no ‘team captain’ like there is with Dynasty and Voltage, Harper has been quite vocal that she should have been captain. After much debate, it seems like Adam is going to start things out for the Showdown brand and if there was truly a man, I would have wanted to be captain, it would be that man right there.
Persephone: In a no-brainer, it seems like Jamie O’Hara is going to start things off for Voltage. Yippie. 😀 Oh god, I miss Rex. 😭
Gavin Kirkland: I’d comfort you, but Rich has warned me out you. :lupe:
Stew-O: Wow, it seems like the so-called captains of each brand are going to start things off for their teams. The three men are at their respective corners as their teammates are clapping and shouting some encouragement at them. These three gentlemen are exchanging looks at each other, looking to see who will be throwing the first punch. These three men could be the sole survivor of their brands. I personally, would love to see Jack Ripley be the sole survivor, but that’s just me. :mjgrin:
Crowd: LET’S GO DYNASTY!
Crowd: LET’S GO SHOWDOWN!
Crowd: LET’S GO VOLTAGE!
(All in repetition, the EAW Universe in the Tiger Stadium begin to chant for their favorite brand. The Elitists in the ring have smiles on their faces because you can totally feel the excitement in the air. They’re excited about this match as well as they look into taking the scenery around them.)
Gavin Kirkland: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’ BY JACK RIPLEY TO JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!
Persephone: Jamie O’Hara ducks the superkick as he kicks Jack Ripley in the stomach, before pulling him closer, looking to connect with a suplex, but Adam Lucas gets Jamie by his waist and rolls him up before dropping him back with a German suplex! But, Jamie lands on his feet as Adam turns himself around as the former Answers World Champion charges towards the Hardcore Champion with a knee strike, BUT ADAM CONNECTS WITH A DROP TOEHOLD ON JAMIE AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE CALF CRUSHER ON ‘THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!’ MAN, IF JAMIE GETS HIS ASS ELIMINATED FIRST, HE’S GONNA GET CLOWNED SO HARD! 😂
Stew-O: Jamie O’Hara rolls himself to his back as he manages to push Adam Lucas away with his feet! Adam takes a step back, allowing Jamie to find his way back to his feet! But, look at the top rope! A missile dropkick to both Adam Lucas and Jamie O’Hara as it takes the two men down! Jack finds himself to his feet as he gets Adam up to his feet and delivers a giant chop to his chest! This was the match-up on the go-home edition of Showdown and unfortunately enough, the match ended in disqualification. I don’t think that the two men enjoyed how their match ended, but it seems like we’re going to be getting a brief rematch here!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘The Straight Shooter’ with another side hand chop to the chest of the Hardcore Champion as that backs him towards the ropes! Jack Ripley knees the champion in the ribs before getting him by the arm and whipping him to the other set of horizontal ropes, BUT ADAM LUCAS REBOUNDS HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS LARIAT ON JACK, BUT JACK DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE, BUT GETS ADAM IN POSITION, BEFORE USING ALL OF ADAM’S MOMENTUM FROM THAT ATTEMPT AT THE DISCUS LARIAT AND CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING STO! WITH ADAM TAKING OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, JACK TURNS HIS FOCUS ON JAMIE O’HARA, WHO IS FINDING HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET.
Persephone: If the memories haven’t flooded back into the minds of these two, they should have now.
Stew-O: I don’t think that Jack Ripley forgot about the moment that he finally captured the Answers World Championship at Road to Redemption. He won the title from that man across from him, Jamie O’Hara. Jamie said earlier this week that he had hopes that Jack would have carried Showdown on his back while he was out, but Jack only disappointed Jamie. :francis:
Gavin Kirkland: You don’t ever want to disappoint papi.
Persephone: Jamie called himself “papi” in one of his videos and I wanted to throw up. How does Cameron listen to him without wanting to throw up? 🤢
Stew-O: It’s been a while since the two of them have been in the same ring as each other, but we’re going to get another brief match up here. The two Elitists lock up as it’s Jamie O’Hara that manages to push Jack into the ropes! He holds him there for a moment before patting Jack on the shoulder! There, you can see a bit of a smirk on the face of Jack as you can see Jamie’s banter and competitive nature seeping out of him. Jamie tells Jack to lock up again as Jack takes a moment to stands himself straight before going in for another lock up and this time, Jack wraps one of his arms around the waist of Jamie, but Jamie gets Jack’s head into a headlock, but Jack gets his head out of the headlock! He goes for a wristlock on ‘The Ace’ as Jamie looks to connect with an elbow shot to the face of ‘The Straight Shooter,’ but Jack ducks the elbow shot before it connects with his face!
Gavin Kirkland: The sexiest man alive gets lifted up by Jack Ripley into a wheelbarrow slam, BUT JAMIE O’HARA USES HIS HANDS TO STOP THE LANDING AND PUSHING HIMSELF BACK UP! HE COUNTERS WITH A ROLL-UP ON JACK, BUT JACK GETS HIMSELF OUT OF THE PINFALL ATTEMPT BEFORE THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT! But, Jamie delivers an arm drag to Team Dynasty’s captain as he slides across the ring. Now, Jamie gets to his feet as he charges towards Jack with a ‘John Woo’ Dropkick to the chest of Jack! It causes him to crash onto the corner! Jamie is focused. He’s handsome. He’s devious and he has his eyes on Jack Ripley at the corner! He has his finger guns pointed at Jack as he runs towards him —
Persephone: JAMIE O’HARA BLASTED A KNEE TO THE FACE OF JACK RIPLEY!!! :damn:
Stew-O: IT CAUSES FOR JACK RIPLEY TO STUMBLE FORWARD, BUT JAMIE O’HARA FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SCOOP SLAM AS HE GOES FOR THE FIRST PIN FALL OF THE MATCH!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTT–
Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley with a kick out! Jamie O’Hara gets to his knees, but is met with a running dropkick to the face by the Hardcore Champion, Adam Lucas! This causes for ‘The Ace’ to fall back as he gets Jack up to his feet! He gets Jack by his waist before connecting with a German suplex! The suplex connects, but Jack manages to roll himself to his knees as it seems like that German did knock him out a bit! Adam Lucas runs towards Jack and knocks him to his back with a big boot! Adam hoists Jack up to his feet as he takes him to one of the corners! Adam connects with a few shoulder thrusts to the ribs of ‘The Straight Shooter’ before looking back at him and connecting with some rapid punches to the face! This causes Jack to shove Adam, but Adam comes back and knocks him down with a forearm to the face!
Persephone: Adam Lucas begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps to the ribs of the former World Champion! He takes a couple of steps back before charging towards Jack Ripley and nailing him with a facewash! HE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS JAMIE O’HARA TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE, BUT ADAM DOES NOT ALLOW FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AS HE USES ALL OF JAMIE’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A SWINGING BACKBREAKER ON HIS KNEE! ‘THE ACE’ CRUMBLES UP IN PAIN AS ADAM IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING INSIDE THAT RING! HE JUST TOOK IT TO TWO FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS! HE TAKES A STEP BACK AS HE LOOKS TO CONTINUE SOME DAMAGE ON JAMIE —
Referee: TAG!
Crowd: **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**
Stew-O: I don’t think the EAW Universe liked that as Harper Lee tagged Adam Lucas on his shoulder and that allowed her to enter the match! Once again, Adam and Harper exchange looks at each other as Harper is wondering why she’s getting all of these boos at the moment?
Persephone: It must be because no one likes that annoying little cunt.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee believes that she should have been the captain of Team Showdown, but Hawk wouldn’t let it happen. Harper enters the ring as Adam shakes his head and joins the rest of his teammates back in their respective corner! HARPER RUSHES TOWARDS JAMIE O’HARA AND PROCEEDS TO THROW KICKS AND PUNCHES ON HIM! SHE SPOTS JACK RIPLEY GETTING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AS HARPER RUSHES TOWARDS THAT CORNER AND NAILS JACK WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE AS THAT TAKES HIM BACK DOWN! SHE SEES THAT JAMIE IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AS HARPER RUNS TOWARDS HIM WITH A DROPKICK! SHE RUNS TO JACK AGAIN AND CONNECTS WITH A METEORA TO HIS FACE BEFORE PULLING HIM BY ONE OF HIS LEGS AND GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWW–
Persephone: A kick out from Jack Ripley! Oh god, this match is never going to end, is it? Harper Lee takes her attention off of Jack and then, places it back on Jamie O’Hara! She gets Jamie and connects with ripcord enzuigiri to the temple of ‘The Ace!’ However, that isn’t enough to take Jamie down, but take him to one knee! HARPER REBOUNDS OFF THE VERTICAL SET OF ROPES BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HEADSCISSORS DRIVER, CAUSING FOR JAMIE TO LAND ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! OH GOD, THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE’S PROUD OF HERSELF! ONE OF THE LAST THINGS WE NEED IS FOR HARPER LEE, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, TO BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THIS ENTIRE MATCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD DO FOR HER EGO?
Stew-O: A talented young woman, but it does seem like she has a huge sense of self-importance. :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: There’s a ton of people in this match that seem to have a huge sense of self-importance. Some of them come from your dumpster fire of a brand.
Persephone: :mjlol: Why this shit more entertaining than the match itself?
Stew-O: I beg to differ, Gavin. Dynasty has a ton of talent that could find themselves to be World Champions one day and it seems like we may see one of them in this match up!
(Jack Ripley is at Team Dynasty’s corner as he tries to rest for a moment. Some of his team members are giving him encouragement. In a match as crazy as this, it could be seen as a smart thing to take a chance to catch a breather and think about your next steps.)
Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley is taking some time to recover as Harper Lee finds herself dealing with Jamie O’Hara. He looks back at his team and it seems like Jonny Airhart wants to try his luck in squaring up against Harper Lee.
Referee: TAG!
Persephone: It seems like Jack Ripley has had enough of this match and is going to send Jonny Airhart to be fed to the wolves.
Stew-O: Or Jack Ripley is not much of a spotlight hog and would rather use it as a way to showcase his teammates in this match?
Gavin Kirkland: Does it really matter because ‘The Uno Champ Kid’ hopes over the top rope and bolts towards Harper Lee, who seems to be busy with kicking down Jamie O’Hara at the corner! Jonny Airhart with a dropkick to the spine of Harper as she bumps into Jamie in the process! Jamie looks to use his head and roll himself out of the ring! Meanwhile, Harper drops down to one knee! Jonny pulls Harper by her hair and away from the former World Champion as he gets her in position before connecting with an exploder suplex as Harper crashes onto one of the corners! Jonny gets to his feet quickly before running towards Harper, connecting with a sliding forearm to the face! He slides himself out of the ring in the process, but Jonny gets Harper by one of her legs and slams it against the ring post! Harper begins to hold onto her leg as she slides away from the ring post!
Persephone: Harper Lee is back in the middle of the ring like a fucking bitch as Jonny Airhart rolls himself back inside the ring! Harper gets her bitch ass up as she rushes towards Jonny, but Jonny connects with a hip toss as that sends Harper onto a seated position! Jonny follows that up with a superkick! He looks back at the Dynasty corner and it seems like Johnny Andrews wants in on this match. Come on, just eliminate the bitch already!
Referee: TAG!
Stew-O: It seems like we’re going to be seeing a bit of the Johnny and Jonny connection here as Johnny Andrews makes his way into this match! Johnny takes Harper Lee down with a superkick as that sends her back to the Team Showdown corner!
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, this is interesting! :eek:h: We are going to be seeing Ayu Megumi enter this match up! She is someone who has created a little buzz during her time on the Showdown brand! Most recently, she competed for the Specialists Championship and despite not winning the match, she put up a fantastic fight. She showed a ton of heart, but it was just the case of her body not being able to answer the ten count. I’m curious how she’ll manage to pull herself together underneath all of these lights. She steps into the ring as Johnny Andrews rushes towards her with a clothesline, BUT AYU CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE LEG OF ‘JOHNNY ELITE.’ AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! JOHNNY SWINGS FOR A PUNCH, BUT AYU TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SWEEP! AYU GETS ON TOP OF HIM AS SHE CONNECTS WITH SOME SLAPS AND PUNCHES TO HIS HEAD! She gets to her feet as she stalks Johnny up to his feet before delivering an axe kick that takes Johnny to his knee! Ayu follows that up with a superkick that she calls ‘Ryo no Ikari!’
Persephone: HA! JOHNNY ANDREWS CATCHES HER FOOT BEFORE SHE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE SUPERKICK! AYU MEGUMI IS HOPPING ON ONE FOOT AS JOHNNY HAS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE USES HER LEG TO TURN HERSELF AROUND, BUT HE GRABS A FISTFUL OF HER HAIR BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAINST THE MAT! With Ayu on the mat, Johnny connects with a standing shooting star press as he lands directly on her ribs! Now, he goes for the cover and I’m hoping that we can get some eliminations going!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: ‘The Amazing Girl’ with a shoulder up as Johnny Andrews manages to pick her up by her hair and take her back to the Dynasty corner, where he tags in Jonny Airhart back into the match!
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: Johnny Andrews is holding Ayu Megumi still at the corner as Jonny Airhart rushes towards her with a giant boot to the face! This causes the poor woman to drop down face first! Johnny Andrews gets Ayu and connects with a side Russian leg sweep as Jonny follows that up with a double foot stomp to her chest! Some teamwork there as Jonny looks to continue to work that Johnny Andrews laid out for him! He picks up Ayu before throwing her into the vertical set of ropes! Jonny rushes towards her with a flying forearm before pulling her closer and nailing her with a suplex! With Ayu in the perfect position, he looks into his boot and he pulls out that laminated Uno card! :lupe:
Persephone: Excuse me? :skip:
Stew-O: He’s the Uno Champion, Persephone! Now, we’ve seen Jonny Airhart do this a few times with his opponents and it’s never the most pleasant feeling! It stings like a fucking bitch since he sharpens the card before each match! He gets Ayu’s hand, looking to cut her between her fingers, but —
Gavin Kirkland: AYU MEGUMI KICKS THE FOREHEAD OF JONNY AIRHART! IT CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE BACK A BIT, BUT HE NEVER LETS GO OF HER HAND, BUT AYU SPINS HERSELF AROUND AND KICKS JONNY AWAY FROM HER! JONNY RUNS TOWARDS HER! ‘ETHEREAL BLADE!’ HER VARIATION OF THE CLAYMORE KICK CONNECTS ON JONNY AIRHART AS AYU GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
…
Stephie Love: JONNY AIRHART HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Persephone: Finally, an elimination! Got a billion more to go!
Stew-O: The Showdown brand gets the first elimination in this match and it’s from the newcomer, Ayu Megumi! I can’t imagine what she must be feeling at the moment! To be able to get the first elimination in this match, must boost her confidence a bit!
Gavin Kirkland: We saw a nice showing from Jonny Airhart, but I swear, you have to look out for those claymore kicks!
Persephone: JAMIE O’HARA WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF AYU MEGUMI’S SKULL! SHE DROPS DOWN LIKE A DEAD BODY!!!
Stew-O: Right there, we saw the veteran in Jamie O’Hara appear. He must have a strategy going into this and it’s to let everyone else tear each other apart, while he waited for his one opportunity to strike!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘CHROME HEART TAG’ ON JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!
Persephone: NO! JAMIE O’HARA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AS BRONSON DANIELS STOPS HIMSELF FROM CONNECTING WITH THE MOVE! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SMARTEST THING THAT HE’S EVER DONE AND WILL EVER DO GOING INTO THIS MATCH! BUT, JAMIE MANAGES TO CATCH THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH A PUMPHANDLE LUNGBLOWER THAT HE CALLS ‘GALACTIC BUSTER!’ BRONSON DANIELS CRUSHES ONTO THE MAT AS JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWW–
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels with the kick out! Jamie O’Hara gets Bronson Daniels up by the nape of his neck and takes him to the Voltage corner, where he sticks his hand out! The other members of Team Voltage look at each other, wondering who will be the one to insert themselves into the match! Who do you think it’s going to be?
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: This is an interesting one! :eek:h:
Persephone: Oh god, it seems like Jake Smith is going to be stepping into the ring with one of the million tag team partners that he’s had this year. Weren’t these two called the 420s or something? :mjlol:
Gavin Kirkland: I think it was Mile-High Club, but he’s been a part of so many teams and stables, it’s difficult to keep track of all of these names.
Persephone: I swear, we should do a Christmas special, where Jake is haunted by his past tag team partners.
Stew-O: AS WE TURN OUR HEADS BACK INTO THE ACTION, JAMIE O’HARA THROWS BRONSON DANIELS ONTO JAKE SMITH AS JAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! NO! BRONSON DANIELS DUCKS THE SUPERKICK AS JAKE STUMBLES FORWARD, FAILING TO CATCH HIS FALL! HE RUSHES TOWARDS JAKE ‘CHROME HEART TAG’ ON JAKE, BUT JAKE DUCKS THE KICK AS IT’S BRONSON’S TURN TO STUMBLE FORWARD, BUT HE MANAGES TO CATCH HIS BALANCE BARELY. He looks back at Jake Smith as the two former tag team partners stare each other down. There’s some history between these two men. They were former tag team partners, but I think that Jake broke up the team via a promo video or something. That seems to be his favorite way of breaking up with people. :skip:
Gavin Kirkland: These two idiots before look at the top rope!
Persephone: Ayu Megumi from the top rope! What in the hell is she planning to do? I thought that Jamie O’Hara killed her with the knee strike to the back of the head! Double missile dropkick to Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels! Ayu rolls to her feet as she notices that Bronson is the first one to get up to his feet, but Ayu connects with a one-foot dropkick! Jake gets to his feet and connects with a kick to Ayu’s stomach and it seems like he’s going to go for the ‘In Bloom’ — the headlock driver, but Ayu turns herself around as she connects with an enzuigiri on Jake as he stumbles to his side! Ayu goes over to the Showdown corner and tags in…
Referee: TAG!
Stew-O: JON KELTON RACES INTO THE RING AND HE’S BOLTING TOWARDS JAKE SMITH AND BRONSON DANIELS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH AND BRONSON DANIELS HIT A DOUBLE KICK TO THE RIBS OF ‘THE CHOSEN ONE’ AS IT SEEMS LIKE BRONSON IS GETTING JON KELTON IN POSITION FOR A DDT! THE DDT CONNECTS AS JAKE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! I THINK THEY JUST EXECUTED ONE OF THEIR OLD TAG TEAM MOVES! I THINK THAT WAS ‘CARDIAC ARREST!’ But, these two were a team for a water break, so I think that no one is really familiar with their tag team moves! But, it doesn’t seem to matter as Jake has Jon in position for a pin fall! Are we going to get rid of him quickly?
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWW–
Persephone: Jon Kelton with a shoulder up! Can someone get eliminated, already? This is fucking endless. :noah:
Stew-O: Now, it seems like Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels are picking up Jon Kelton and it seems like they’re planning to eliminate him and give the Showdown brand their first elimination! Jake picks up Jon up for a vertical suplex lift as Bronson goes for the ‘Chrome Heart Tag’ again in this match up but —
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: TERRY CHAMBERS TAGGED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH! Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels were seconds away from possible eliminating Jon Kelton from the match! Bronson looks back at Terry, who gives Bronson and intense look as Bronson makes his way back on the apron with his team. The former EAW Champion enters the match as he’s staring down the man who basically broke his younger sister. Perhaps, there’s a bone for Terry to pick with Jake Smith. If I were Jake, I would get the hell out of there because it’s not going to be pretty!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Terrence, long time no see! How have things been? How are the kids? How’s Alexis? How’s Con–
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS JAKE SMITH BY HIS THROAT! :lupe: I don’t think that Fat Terry is looking to make conversation with Jake! Terry lifts Jake up, looking to go for a chokeslam, BUT JAKE JUMPS OUT OF THE GRASP OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! HE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK ON TERRY, BUT TERRY CATCHES JAKE BY HIS FOOT AND USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO PUSH HIM AWAY! JAKE ROLLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AS HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO BACK AWAY TO THE VOLTAGE CORNER! HE TAGS THE SHOULDER OF —
Referee: TAG!
Stew-O: He really tagged Jamie O’Hara back into the match! :skip: It seems like Jake Smith wants no part of Terry Chambers!
Jamie O’Hara: //c.tenor.com/9AxpRD2d5d0AAAAM/blinking-eyes-man.gif
Jake Smith: :mjgrin:
Crowd: YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD CAVED IN! 🥾🥾🥾 YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD CAVED IN! 🥾🥾🥾 YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD CAVED IN! 🥾🥾🥾
Gavin Kirkland: If you’re read your dirtsheets, you can see why this match up is interesting, but that’s all I am going to say on the matter. My baby boy Jamie has said a ton of harsh things to Terry going into this week and it seems like Terry has done his best not to let it get the best of him, but here is an opportunity for Terry to prove himself to a Hall of Famer and one of the best Answers World Champion that this company has ever had! The two men are staring each other down, looking to see who makes the first move out of the two of them!
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A PUNCH TO JAMIE O’HARA! JAMIE WITH A PUNCH TO TERRY! TERRY WITH A PUNCH TO JAMIE! JAMIE WITH A PUNCH TO TERRY! TERRY! JAMIE! TERRY! JAMIE! TERRY! JAMIE! TERRY WITH A KICK TO THE RIBS OF ‘THE ACE’ BEFORE REBOUNDING HIMSELF OFF THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! SPINNING BACKBREAKER, BUT JAMIE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND, BEFORE PULLING TERRY IN AND CONNECTING WITH A SNAP DDT, BUT TERRY SHOVES OUT OF THE GRASP OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HE RUSHES TOWARDS JAMIE!
Stew-O: ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!’ HIS VARIATION OF THE CLAYMORE KICK!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE O’HARA BLASTS TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A KNEE STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE JAMIE IS GOING FOR ‘SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION’ THE LEG SCISSORS CROSS KNEE LOCK ON TERRY! TERRY IS TRYING TO SCRAMBLE HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY! JAMIE MAY NOT BE MUCH OF A SUBMISSION SPECIALIST, BUT THAT ISN’T THE MOST PLEASANT MOVE TO BE A PART OF!
Persephone: JON KELTON WITH A STOMP TO JAMIE O’HARA’S HEAD AS THAT RELEASES THE HOLD ON TERRY CHAMBERS! JON GETS TERRY AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! JON CAN NOW TURN HIS FOCUS TO JAMIE! Jon begins to stomp on the ribs of Jamie! He picks up Jamie by his wrist and whips him to the empty corner! He rushes towards him with a spear to the corner! He targets the ribs in the process as Jon proceeds to kick Jamie in the ribs! He takes a step back before nailing him with a big boot, which causes Jamie to collapse forward, but Jon connects with the ‘Avada Kedavra’ — the unprettier! He goes for the pin on Jamie! Is he really going to eliminate Jamie from this match-up??
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY JAMIE O’HARA! Jon Kelton slams his hands against the mat as it seems like he’s going to go for the end of Jamie’s run in this Brand Warfare match, but —
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AS JON KELTON SEEMS A BIT ANNOYED THAT HARPER INTERJECTED HERSELF BACK INTO THIS MATCH! She sees that Jamie O’Hara is getting to his feet as she rushes towards him with a meteora as she goes for the cover! Is she going to take him out?!?!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Persephone: Jamie rolls himself out of the way! Terry Chambers returns to this match by connecting with a clothesline to Harper Lee! Harper slowly finds her way back to her feet, but Terry hits her with the ‘Moment of Silence’ — which is what happens whenever he graces the screen.
Stew-O: Harper Lee drops down from the headbutt as Terry Chambers turns himself around —
Gavin Kirkland: ‘IN EXCELSIS!’ THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE FROM JAMIE O’HARA! HARPER LEE SHOVES JAMIE OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE GETS TERRY ‘HOUSE OF BALLOONS’! HARPER WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT TERRY GOES DOWN WITH ONE OF HER FINISHERS AND SHE CHOOSES THE BACKSTABBER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!
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Stephie Love: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Persephone: SEE YA, FAT TERRY!
Stew-O: Wow, I really felt like Terry Chambers was going to be one of the last standing for Dynasty, but to be the second eliminated from this match is a huge shock, but Harper Lee just eliminated the former EAW Champion from this match! The look on her face seems shocked, but then, she begins to feel proud of herself! She just took down what was one of Jack Ripley’s strongest players! What does that mean for our brand?
Gavin Kirkland: Goatper Lee. :drakelike:
Persephone: More like Woatper — ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’ ON HARPER LEE AS THAT TAKES HER BACK! CHRIS ELITE FINDS HIMSELF IN THE MATCH! CHRIS ELITE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH ‘THE GREATNESS OF GURU!’ THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK, BUT CHRIS GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! HE CONNECTS WITH ‘I’LL SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA YOU’ — THE BITCHMAKER ON JOHNNY!
Stew-O: BUT, JOHNNY ANDREWS DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GOES FOR A LEG SWEEP, BUT CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OVER IT BEFORE IT CONNECTS! CHRIS WITH A ‘HEADSHOT’ — PELE KICK SENDS JOHNNY BACK, BUT HE MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF FROM FALLING BACK! HE SWINGS AT CHRIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT CHRIS DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND HE SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF FROM THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY, BUT JOHNNY GETS CHRIS ON HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE SPINNING HIMSELF AROUND AND DROPPING HIM TO HIS KNEE! Man, it seems like Chris is quite dizzy at the moment as Johnny Andrews kicks Chris in the stomach and it seems like he’s going to go for the corkscrew neckbreaker that he calls ‘Welcome to Elite Andrews Wrestling,’ but Chris gets himself out of the way as Harper Lee, out of nowhere, connects with ‘Dragon Fist!’ The right hook connects on Johnny Andrews as he falls back to his corner!
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley makes the tag into the match! Harper Lee is more than ready for the smoke as she rushes towards him, but Jack connects with a calf kick to the ribs of the former Unified Tag Team Champion! Jack gets Harper by her wrist and whips her towards the ropes! Harper rebounds off those ropes as she connects with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown on the former Answers World Champion! Jack gets spun around, but he somehow finds a way back to his feet as she picks up Jack and connects with the Olympic slam that she calls ‘Ragnarok.’ Harper is up to her feet as she goes over to her corner and tags in Ayu Megumi back into this match! This is the woman who got the first elimination of this Brand Warfare! She connects with a side-hand chop to the chest of the former World Champion as Jack does the same thing! A chop from Ayu! A chop from Jack! Jack connects with a knee to Ayu’s ribs as he rebounds from the ropes! He connects with a boot to the side of her skull, but Ayu turns around!
Persephone: SPIN KICK! AYU MEGUMI WITH THE ‘SACRED ARROW,’ BUT JACK RIPLEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
Stew-O: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!’ HIS VARIATION OF THE SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE TO AYU MEGUMI! JACK RIPLEY WITH THE COVER!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Stephie Love: AYU MEGUMI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Valiant effort from this newcomer as she got the first elimination of this entire match! She fought with her entire heart, but Jack Ripley needed this elimination more than her! At least, there’s something looking up for the Dynasty brand as the Team Captain got an elimination for his team! Jack goes back to his corner and it seems like he’s tagging in Johnny Andrews! He spots Chris Elite resting at one of the corners and runs over to deliver a knee to his face! Johnny gets Chris up as he is getting him in position for this next move, but I have no idea what this next move is going to be?!??!
Persephone: HE’S GOING FOR THE SPANISH FLY. HE CALLS IT ‘PARKOUR SPLASH!’ ‘PARKOUR SPLASH’ BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO STAND HIMSELF STILL AS JOHNNY ANDREWS FALLS BACK ON HIS NECK! BUT, CHRIS GETS JOHNNY AND DOES THE MAGISTRAL CRADLE ON HIM!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stephie Love: JOHNNY ANDREWS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Good effort from Johnny Andrews, but Chris Elite taking advantage of a rookie mistake got Voltage their first elimination in this match! Sadly for Dynasty, there leaves Jack Ripley and the Interwire Champion Bronson Daniels. Showdown has the Hardcore Champion, Adam Lucas, Harper Lee, Jon Kelton, and Amir Yusuf. Voltage has all its members still! Showdown’s been a bit quiet as Adam Lucas rejoins the fold!
Persephone: Last season, Chris Elite and Adam Lucas did battle over the PURE Championship. But, look at who’s going to be joining this entire exchange!
Stew-O: The Interwire Champion is going to be making his presence felt! Bronson Daniels has his eyes on Adam Lucas! Two of the mid-card workhorses of their respective brands! Chris Elite goes after Adam, but Adam takes him back with a punch! Bronson goes after Adam, but Adam takes him back with a punch! Chris goes after Adam as Adam delivers a kick to the stomach! Bronson goes after Adam as Adam takes Bronson back with a chop to the chest! He takes Bronson back with another side-hand chop! And another one! And another one! Bronson finds himself being backed against the ropes as Adam rushes and connects with a body splash to the Interwire Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: But, the Interwire Champion gets the hell out of the way as Adam Lucas crashes onto the corner! Bronson Daniels gets his arms around the waist of Adam and it seems like he’s going to quickly roll up the Hardcore Champion! Is he going to steal the victory here?!?
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: ADAM LUCAS ROLLS OUT OF THE PIN FALL ATTEMPT! BRONSON DANIELS RUSHES TOWARDS HIM, NAILING ADAM WITH A ‘BATMAN PUNCH,’ BUT ADAM GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! HE NAILS CHRIS ELITE WITH THE PUNCH INSTEAD! THAT MAKES ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS’ ROLL OUT OF THE RING, LEAVING THE RING TO THE TWO CHAMPIONS! THAT SHOULD BUY SOME TIME FOR VOLTAGE TO STRATEGIZE THEIR NEXT MOVE! :drakelike:
Stew-O: While Bronson Daniels sees that he landed the ‘Batman Punch’ on Chris Elite, he turns himself around as Adam Lucas takes him down with rebound discuss lariat! Adam gets Bronson up to his feet before following that up with a superkick as that takes the Interwire Champion back! He charges forward to Bronson before nailing him with a flying forearm that makes the Dynasty representative stumble forward, but Adam follows that up with a ‘Level Up’ — the pop up powerbomb!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! BRONSON DANIELS GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ‘LEVEL UP’ WAS CONNECTED! HE CONNECTS WITH ‘COUPLE GOALS’ ON ADAM LUCAS! THE DOUBLE WRISTLOCK KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF THE HARDCORE CHAMPION! Adam is still on his knees as Bronson Daniels may have an opening here to get another elimination for the Dynasty brand! The best thing for Dynasty to do at the moment as eliminate the field as much as they possible can and it seems like they may eliminate another soul from the Showdown brand!
Persephone: ‘BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!’ THE ELBOW TO THE BACK OF ADAM LUCAS’ SKULL!!!!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM LUCAS SIFTS HIS BODY AROUND TO GET IN GOOD POSITION FOR THE TRIANGLE CHOKE THAT HE CALLS ‘ICONIC!’ BRONSON DANIELS IS TRYING TO MOVE HIS BODY OUT OF THE POSITION! HE IS THROWING HIS PUNCHES AT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, BUT ADAM IS DETERIMINED TO GET THE SUBMISSION MOVE IN! BRONSON IS SCRAMBLING FOR HIS HAND ON THE ROPES, BUT ADAM MOVES BRONSON AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS ‘ICONIC’ IS BEING APPLIED! COME ON, BRONSON! LET’S GET TO THE ROPES! BRONSON GETS ONE OF HIS ARMS TO PIN ADAM’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas saw what Bronson Daniels was doing, so he decides to get a good hold of Bronson Daniels’ available arms! HE’S COMPLETELY STRIPPED AWAY THE USE OF BRONSON’S ARMS! HE’S APPLIED A ARM TRIANGLE CHOKE ON BRONSON, WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW HE ‘S GOING TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THIS ONE! Bronson has a title defense against Andre Walker at Clash of Kingdoms! He needs to think about his health going into that title defense! I would just submit here! Like, it’s either that or have Adam just snap his arm back! If he does that, it seems like he’s just handing Andre Walker the Interwire Championship on a silver platter!
Persephone: I agree, just for different reasons. :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels is really holding on, but you can see the immense pain that he must be feeling right now! He is really trying to get himself out of the move, but I feel like he’s in a situation that he can’t win! Yes, submitting is a bitter pill to swallow, but — what! Look at the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE FROM THE TOP ROPE! ‘AIMIN FOR THE MOON’ — THE SPIRAL TAP TAKES DOWN BOTH ADAM LUCAS AND BRONSON DANIELS! BUT, CHRIS GOES FOR THE COVER ON BRONSON DANIELS! AFTER THE HELL HE SPENT WITH THAT ‘ICONIC’ SUBMISSION MOVE! I DON’T SEE HOW HE CAN GET OUT OF THIS!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Stephie Love: BRONSON DANIELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels put on a gutsy performance, but it was thanks to Chris Elite being at the right time and place and choosing to cover him that allowed to find him in this position! It leaves Dynasty with just Jack Ripley, who realizes the situation that he’s in! The crowd is showering Jack with adoration. It’s a shitty situation to be in, but Jack had the feeling that it could come down to this. He steps into the ring to stare down Chris Elite. Chris has a huge grin on his face as he looks back at his team mates and then, at Jack.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Four versus one; this shit isn’t fair…for you.
Gavin Kirkland: JACK RIPLEY THROWS A PUNCH TO CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE THROWS A PUNCH TO JACK RIPLEY! JACK WITH A PUNCH TO CHRIS! CHRIS WITH A PUNCH TO JACK! JACK! CHRIS! JACK! CHRIS! JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AS CHRIS TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A HIP TOSS, BUT JACK MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! HE GETS CHRIS BY HIS ARM AND DELIVERS AN ARM DRAG AS CHRIS SLIDES TO ONE KNEE FROM ACROSS THE RING! JACK RUSHES TOWARDS CHRIS BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH A METERORA AS HE GETS HIM THERE FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: Chris Elite manages to roll Jack Ripley, but Jack gets to his feet and delivers a dropkick to the face of Chris Elite! Chris rolls back to his corner as tags in Justin Windgate into the match!
Referee: TAG!
Stew-O: We haven’t heard much from him going into the match, but it’s interesting to see these two staring across from each other! Both of them were part of the same War Games team last year and their brand found themselves eating the pin. Jack is gesturing for Justin to hit him with his best shot as Justin is more than willing to give Jack the smoke! Justin throws the blunt to the face of the former Answers World Champion, before connecting with a spinning backfirst on Jack! This cause for Jack to stumble back as Justin runs towards Jack with a knee to the ribs of ‘The Straight Shooter.’ He pulls Jack closer to him before —
Gavin Kirkland: THE MODIFIED VERSION OF ‘RUN IT UP! NO! JACK RIPLEY USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF HIS FEET AND THROW HIM WITH A LAWN DART TO THE TURNBUCKLE! HE STUMBLES BACK AS JACK GETS JUSTIN IN POSITION! ‘RIPPLE EFFECT’ — THE VERTEBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
Persephone: Adam Lucas with the slingshot flipping lariat on Jack Ripley, who spins around like a top! Adam with ‘Iconic’ once again! The former Answers World Champion is trying to scramble out of the move! Jack is really doing his best to fight his move, but Adam has the triangle choke locked in! Jack is trying to lift Adam Lucas off the ground, but he drops to one knee! This move is too much! Adam wrenches in the move!
Stew-O: JACK RIPLEY HAS COMPLETELY PASSED OUT! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE ELIMINATION!
Stephie Love: JACK RIPLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!
Crowd: 💔💔💔💔
Gavin Kirkland: I know I’m on Showdown, but Jack Ripley tried to hold everything together with being the last man on Team Dynasty, but his heart couldn’t continue on any longer thanks to Adam Lucas’ triangle choke. He was the entire heart and soul of the team and his credit for trying to keep things together is something that should not be ignored.
Persephone: I mean, he did well with the shit team that he selected, but he went in, gave it everything that he has, but Dynasty continues to be the disappointment brand that it walked into this event being.
Stew-O: Can you say ONE nice thing?
Gavin Kirkland: It’s Showdown versus Voltage! Voltage has all of their members! Showdown has four members on their side! One of these brands is going to win Brand Warfare! Adam Lucas gets to his feet as he’s looking at Justin Windgate, who is getting to his feet as well and Jon Kelton is asking for Adam to tag him into the match! Is Adam going to agree with it?
Referee: TAG!
Persephone: As long as we get another elimination, we’ll be fine.
Stew-O: Now, these are two rivals that reignited a few back on Dynasty two season ago. It got more intense when Justin Windgate won off the 24/7 contract from Jon Kelton. But, these two Elitists are always able to tear the house down whenever they’re in the same ring. Jon Kelton has never been able to beat Justin Windgate, but that can all change tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON WITH A SHOVE, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS ‘THE CHOSEN ONE’ BACK! JUSTIN CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT JON CONNECTS WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES AND DELIVERING A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ‘THE XTREME CLASSIC!’ This causes for Justin to drop down as Jon springboards off the rope and connects with a lionsault! He lands on Justin as he goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: Justin Windgate with the shoulder up! Jon Kelton gets Justin up to his feet and it seems like he’s going to go for the spinning neckbreaker, but Justin twists himself out of the move before kicking Jon in the stomach, getting him in position before connecting with ‘Run It Up!’ the sliced bread on the former holder of the 24/7 contract! Jon drops to a seated position as Justin connects with a superkick to a seated Jon! That takes the fellow oldhead to his back and it seems like Justin is headed for the top rope! I hope that he’s looking to put an end to this little confrontation!
Stew-O: Justin Windgate is going for the ‘X-Factor,’ that beautiful shooting star press on Jon Kelton! But, Jon manages to roll back to his feet and meet Justin Windgate up on the top rope! Oh god, this doesn’t look to be good! It seems like Jon is going for ‘God’s Last Gift,’ the Spanish Fly, but he’s going for the move on the top rope! He knows that he is going to need a BIG move to defeat Justin with and this could be it! Jon is trying to jump, but Justin is not allowing for him to do that! It seems like Justin is trying to punch his way out of the move, but Jon is determined to have his finisher connect! JUSTIN BEGINS TO HEADBUTT JON IN THE SKULL, BUT JON IS GIVING A HEADBUTT BACK TO JUSTIN! BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS ARE TRYING TO HEADBUTT THE OTHER, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE JUSTIN WON AS HE MANAGES TO GET JON OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin Windgate is situated himself on the top rope —
Referee: TAG!
Persephone: JAKE SMITH TAGGED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH AS HE ENTERS THE RING AS HE GOES FOR THE TOP ROPE! HE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND — ‘HELL ABOVE’ THE FLIP PILEDRIVER ON JON KELTON, BUT JAKE IS NOT DONE AS HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH ‘FAMOUS LAST WORDS!’ THE MODIFIED SNAP SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT ON JON KELTON AS JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Stephie Love: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith just stole that elimination from Justin Windgate! :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: He had been waiting for that right time to get himself into the match! The crowd totally hates what Jake just did.
Persephone: That stupid dog of his looks happy.
(The camera pans to Josh the pomeranian who is at ringside near the commentators’ booth.)
Josh: //c.tenor.com/mLEh0_NR7P0AAAAC/puppy-cute.gif
Persephone: I hate that dog.
(Jake points at Josh when suddenly Amir Yusuf comes up from behind with a huge Helluva kick in the back of the head causing Jake to hit the turnbuckles and bounce back.)
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH WAS TRYING TO CELEBRATE WITH JOSH AND TOOK HIS EYES OFF THE BALL! MAIR YUSUF IS IN AND WHILE TEAM DYNASTY HAS BEEN COMPLETELY ELIMINATED SHOWDOWN STILL HAS THREE STRONG WHILE THE VOLTAGE TEAM IS STILL INTACT, LIKE THEY DID LAST YEAR!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah but this time, Showdown wasn’t the first team that was completely Eliminated here! It’s Dynasty!
Persephone: That’s how the commentating team should do too, so Stew-O, like get a stepping.
Stew-O: :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith bounced faced first into the turnbuckle! He is stumbling back, Amir with a Sunset roll up we may have our first Voltage elimination!
OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Jake Smith kicks out and Voltage is still intact and unfortunately this match will run longer but whatever, had Rexy been in this we would be here all night long and I would be so happy, but he isn’t and Jake Smith is short.
Stew-O: With Voltage having the advantage, Amir needs to work fast here, picking up Jake Smith, whipping him into the turnbuckle, charging in, JAKE SMITH WITH A BOOT! NO! AMIR CATCHES IS, LEG SWEEP AND SMITH GOES DOWN, AMIR WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON TOP OF JAKE SMITH FOR ANOTHER COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTT…………….
Gavin Kirkland: Another kick out by Jake Smith and…. What the hell…..
Persephone: Is Josh humping your leg!? EWWWW….. THAT IS SO GROSS! But it is the closest you will ever get to action, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: Get off me!
Josh: BORK!!!!! BORK!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: You Sexy Beast)
Stew-O: While Gavin is getting humped, I never thought I would say that on TV, Amir is in control, he grabs Jake Smith, setting him up for a snap suplex, NO! Jake holds on, reverses it, but Amir twists and lands on his feet, bouncing off the ropes, SPINNING HEEL KICK HITTING JAKE SMITH FLUSH IN THE FACE! JAKE TOOK ALL OF THAT AND AMIR IS NOW CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE! JAKE IS WOBBLY TO HIS FEET AND DIVING HURRICARANA ON JAKE SMITH! AMIR IS IN CONTROL AND JAKE SMITH NEEDS TO TAG OUT, AMIR RUSHING IN, NO! JAKE SIDESWIPES, AMIR PUTS ON THE BREAKS, TURNING INTO IN BLOOM! JHAKE SMITH CAUGHT AMIR AND NOW HE DIVES AS RYAN WILSON TAGS IN!
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson is in, and they have a match at Clash of Kingdoms! Wilson picks him up and….. I can’t talk while Josh is humping me!
Persephone: Good, then maybe this match will get easier to call. That hairy little shit is really going to town on you but anyway, while I just want to watch him hump your leg, I will actually do my due diligence and call this match since it’s part Voltage. Ryan Wilson, who is rather annoying has Yusuf I think that is how you say his name up to his feet, a couple of forearm shots to the chest of Yusuf, that’s all nice, like actually hit him with something hard, dumbass.
Stew-O: Wilson has Yusuf on the ropes, Irish Whip but he chases Yusuf, NO! Amir ducks, RYAN TURNS RIGHT INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! AMIR NEEDS TO TAG AS BOTH ADAM AND HARPER ARE READY TO GET INTO THIS MATCH! WILSON IS DOWN AND AMIR POINTS TO THE TOP ROPE, HE CLIMBS UP AND 054 ON RYAN WILSON! NO! HE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS KNEES UP! WILSON ROLLS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS AMIR…. MIC DROP!
Persephone: HA! RYAN GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stephie Love: AMIR YUSUF HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!
(Amir rolls away as Ryan Wilson laughs, taunting and pointing at him the entire time, he then poses and shows off to Team Voltage before turning around….)
Gavin Kirkland: LEVEL UP BY ADAM LUCAS ON RYAN WILSON WHILE HE WAS SHOWING OFF AND SHOWDOWN IS TRYING TO GET THE FIRST VOLTAGE ELIMINATION!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stephie Love: RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!
Persephone: What!? You idiot!
Gavin Kirkland: AND WHILE I AM GETTING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A POMERANIAN, SHOWDON ELIMINATED THE FIRST MEMBER OF VOLTAGE AND IT FEELS GOOD! I MEAN NOT LIKE….. OH NEVERMIND! ADAM LUCAS HAS TAKEN OUT RYAN WILSON! I KNEW HIM BANGING THICCANY WOULD DO WONDERS FOR HIS CAREER!
Persephone: He is? What a waste.
(Amir Yusuf starts to laugh as Ryan Wilson is slowly stirring, Adam Lucas standing over him before turning to see Jamie O’Hara jumps into the ring, Amir on the outside holding his neck looks on as well as Adam while Jamie lambasts Ryan as he slowly rolls to his side.)
Jamie O’Hara: THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T WANT YOU ON THE TEAM IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND THIS IS WHY I WANTED MARY IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT! GET OUT OF THE RING!
(Ryan just looks up at O’Hara as he rolls out of the ring, turning to Amir who has a smile on his face, But Ryan starts to go toward him, the officials separate the two as they start to head toward the back, Jamie looks on, and turns…)
Stew-O: INTO A LARIAT JAMIE GOES DOWN AND ADAM LUCAS WITH A COVER!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Persephone: OH, Thank everything that I hate, Jamie kicks out! It was bad enough that we lost one member already, but had we lost the Team Captain, that would have been horrific, but had it been Sexy Rexy, this whole match would have been over, and we would have all survived. Adam Lucas is not wasting any time though, he reaches over dragging Jamie to the corner, it is two on four and tags in Harper Lee!
Referee: TAG!
Stew-O: Harper is in the ring and she is kicking a down Jamie O’Hara, trying to keep him down and it is a smart strategy but with Showdown, Harper and Adam need to work together, with Team Voltage and the advantage, they still have four members on their team and while I want to cry that Team Dynasty is gone, Team Showdown this year is showing a lot of heart. Harper working on the legs of O’Hara, she places the knee between her legs dropping down hard trying to wrench his leg!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper and Adam have had this power struggle on Showdown, each one of them wanted to lead the team, I was all about Harper because she was hotter, but now that I found out who Adam is seeing, I have nothing but the utmost respect for the guy, and he now knows how I taste when he kisses her thanks to my sock.
Persephone: You are so gross…. And that dog is still humping you.
Gavin Kirkland: I got used to it.
(Harper drags Jamie to the ropes, placing his leg on the bottom one, jumping up and landing on it in a sitting position. She continues to repeat the move over and over before…)
Stew-O: HARPER LEE IS LOCKING IN THE DEVIL’S FRUIT! THE CALF CRUSHER ON JAMIE O’HARA AND HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING IN A LOT OF PAIN! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO TAG! CHRIS ELITE LOOKS READY TO BREAK THE HOLD! JAKE IS STARING AT JOSH HUMPING GAVIN’S LEG!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM IS ENCOURAGING FOR HARPER TO LOCK THAT IN DEEP AND LOOK AT HARPER, SHE IS BENDING FORWARD EVEN MORE! CHRIS ELITE FINALLY COMES IN AND BREAKS IT UP! HE BREAKS IT UP! AND HARPER IS BACK TO HER FEET, SHE GRAB’s JAMIE AND HOOKS HIS LEG AGAIN…. ENZINGUIRI BY THE GOAT AND I SHOULDN’T BE CHEERING HIS WASHBOARD ABS BUT I CANNOT HELP IT! HARPER IS DOWN AND NOW HE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR A TAG BUT LEE IS SLOWLY GRABBING HIS LEG, SHE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM AWAY AND JAMIE BRING HER IN WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!
Persephone: Jamie took Harper down and he jumps, tagging in Justin Windgate!
Referee: TAG!!!
Persephone: Windgate is in, and Harper takes a forearm, and another, Windgate is fresh and a house of fire, why am I getting into this match so much right now!? Windgate whipping her into the ropes, a flying elbow that connects on Harper, she rolls over and he runs at her with a standing Moonsault! This might be the most I have ever called on match action, I need a valium!
Stew-O: Windgate doesn’t go for the cover, instead he grabs Harper up, this time whipping her into the turnbuckle, he rushes in, but no! Harper moves out of the way, Windgate hops on the second rope, she turns into a flying body press! Windgate rolls through back on his feet, she is up and Pele kick! They have Harper reeling right now and if she gets eliminated and leaves Adam Lucas against four wrestlers, I don’t know if those odds to much to overcome!
Gavin Kirkland: It is Showdown! We persevere!
Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: Can I commentate?)
Gavin Kirkland: And Josh has joined us on commentary! Justin Windgate makes it look easy! He drags Harper to the corner and tags in Chris Elite!
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris is in, and we remember last year he was the last man to be eliminated from Dynasty against three Team Voltage members last year, this is much of the same here but this time he isn’t on the team that is long gone.
Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: Dynasty totally sucks.)
Persephone: I cannot believe this dog is commentating right now after humping your leg. I can’t stand Chris Elite, but I guess I will cheer for him because of team spirit or whatever. He is in and Harper is slow to get up, Elite whipping Harper into the turnbuckle, no she reverses, turns in, slides to one knee back up with DRAGON FIST AND SHE JUST KNOCKED ELITE ON HIS ASS!
Stew-O: SHE CAUGHT ELTE FLUSH IN THE JAW AND HE WENT DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! HARPER JUMPS AND TAGS IN ADAM LUCAS!
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS IS IN AND HE GETS A HOLD OF CHRIS ELITE, EXPLODER SUPLEX! ELITE ROLLS ON THE MATS, HE IS UP AND ADAM WITH A HUGE KNEE RIGHT TO THE CHEST! CHRIS ELITE IS IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW AND ADAM LUCAS KNOWS IT! ELITE STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER AND SPINE BUSTER! A TEXTBOOK SPINEBUSTER AND ADAM WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH…..
Stew-O: ELITE WITH THE KICK OUT BUT LUCAS ISN’T DONE YET, LOOKING OVER AT TEAM VOLTAGE, HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES FOR ANOTHER LARIAT, ELITE DUCKS, OPEN YA MATA! LUCAS IS STUNNED AND HE FALLS BACK, ELITE WITH LAWN DART AND ADAM LUCAS IS DOWN, HE TRIES TO SET HIM UP FOR A HIS BOX OFFICE SMASH BUT….
Referee: TAG!!!!!
Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: Jake Tags Himself In! I need to be walked and go pee pee, poo poo.)
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH TAGGED HIMSELF IN AND LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE! HE IS NOT HAPPY AT ALL NEITHER IS JAMIE OR JUSTIN! JAKE CLIMBS THE SECOND ROPE HE POINTS! WE KNOW WHAT IS COMING AS ADAM LUCAS IS SLOW TO GET UP AND HELL: ABOVE THE FLIP OVER PILEDRIVER AND ADAM LUCAS MIGHT BE DONE! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE….
Persephone: Why does he have to kick out of everything!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT AND JAKE IS STUNNED! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT LUCAS WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THAT AND NOW HE IS PICKING HIM UP, GOING FOR THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS! JAKE SMITH POINTS AT JAMIE, JUSTIN AND CHRIS….. THEN TO JOSH….
Jake Smith: THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE BABY!
Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: I love it when he talks dirty.)
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH GOES FOR THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS, NO! ADAM LUCAS LIFTS JAKE’S SMALL ASS FRAME UP IN THE AIR AND THE NEXT LEVEL! POP UP POWERBOMB INTO THE CUTTER! ADAM GOES FOR THE COVE……
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Oh, this bitch.
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE TAGS HERSELF IN AND DROPS ON JAKE HOOKING BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stephie Love: JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: Sweet! Potty time! Bye!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND SHOWDOWN HAS NOW KNOCKED OFF TWO MEMBERS OF TEAM VOLTAGE! IT IS ALMOST BACK AT EVEN AGAIN THREE ON TWO! HARPER STOLE THE PIN FROM ADAM LUCAS BUT WHO CARES! IT IS STILL AN ELIMINATION!
(Jamie lowers her head, shaking it in annoyance. Chris Elite takes a deep breath screaming….)
Chris Elite: BOZO!
(Justin Windgate gets back in the ring as Jake rolls out, Josh is there to greet him, picking up his little buddy, he looks back at the ring….)
Jake Smith: I DIDN’T NEED YOU LOSERS ANYWAY! Come on Josh.
(Jake starts making his way to the back, stumbling a little with Josh in his arms, meanwhile in the ring, Justin hops in and runs at Harper Lee who was expecting him, ducking the clothesline, he swings back, she kicks him right in the gut…)
Stew-O: RAGNAROK! SHE HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM AND RIGHT NOW TEAM SHOWDOWN IS RUNNING ON ALL CYLINDERS! HARPER THOUGH GOES TO TAG ADAM LUCAS WHO WAS JUST IN THERE FOR SOME TIME AND LOOK AT THE STARING AT ONE ANOTHER!
(Adam and Harper have a stare down after she had tagged herself in and stole the pin from Adam, but now she didn’t even give Adam a chance to recover, as he gets in the ring, grabbing Justin Windgate….)
Gavin Kirkland: SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE BY ADAM AND WINDGATE IS DOWN! TEAM SHOWDOWN IS TRYING THEIR HARDEST RIGHT NOW TO BRING THIS HOME TO US! ADAM LUCAS WAITS AS WINDGATE IS UP, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES WITH SUCH GRACE , HE MISSES THE LARIAT, MODIFIED RUN IT UP BY JUSTIN WINDGATE AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER…. NOOOOOOO!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR………
Persephone: I told you that Adam Lucas always kicks out, it’s like he can never die. Justin Windgate needs to use the numbers here and make quick tags with the fresh men on his team! Even I know that, and I am not even a wrestler, sheesh.
(Justin Windgate takes Adam Lucas, lifting him up and scooping the bigger Adam up but he falls behind Windgate….)
Stew-O: GERMAN SUPLEX ON WINDGATE AND ADAM HOLDS HIM DOWN WITH THE BRIDGE FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BREAK UP BY CHRIS ELITE! THE PIN IS BROKEN UP AND WINDGATE STILL HAS LIFE! ADAM LUCAS THOUGH TAKES HIM, WHIPPING HIM INTO THEIR CORNER AND CHARGING IN, HUGE SHOULDER TACKLE ON WINDGATE! COME ON ADAM! HE TURNS AND TAGS IN HARPER!
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew O: Harper is in, laying the boots again to Windgate while he is stuck in their corner! Harper driving the point of the shoe into his throat as the referee starts to count!
Referee: 1….2…..3…..4…..
(Harper breaks the choke, doing it again but this time Adam pushes her off Justin much to her dismay and surprise.)
Harper Lee: WE are on the SAME team!
Adam Lucas: We are not winning like this!
Harper Lee: I hate you.
Adam Lucas: Shut up and wrestle!
(After the exchange Harper lifts Windgate up and forearms him a few times, setting him up for with a front face lock into a suplex….)
Stew-O: BUT JUSTIN HANGS ON! HARPER CAN’T FLOAT HIM OVER AS HE REVERSES THE SUPLEX! HARPER THOUGH IS BACK UP FAST CHARGING IN RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK BY JUSTIN AND HE DIVES TO TAG JAMIE O’HARA!
Referee: TAG!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE IS IN AND HARPER QUICKLY JUMPS TO THE OTHER SIDE AND TAGS ADAM LUCAS!? ADAM HAS BEEN WRESTLING MOST OF THE TIME THESE TWO HAVE BEEN FACING OFF AGAINST TEAM VOLTAGE!? ADAM LUCAS IS IN AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Adam Lucas and Jamie O’Hara circling the ring and they lock up, ADAM THROWS JAMIE OFF AND HE ROLSL BACK TO HIS FEET CHARGING ADAM AND BOTH MEN ARE LAYING INTO EACH OTHER AS THE STATE OF LOUISIANA IS LOSING THEIR SHIT RIGHT NOW! BOTH OF THESE STUDS ARE WAILING AT ONE ANOTHER AND WILL NOT STOP, FIST AFTER FIST, CUFF AFTER CUFF! JAMIE IS FINALLY STUMBLING A LITTLE…. BUT HUGE KNIFE EDGE CHOP ON ADAM’S CHEST! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! WHIPPING ADAM INTO THE ROPES, RUNNING AT HIM, IN EXCELSIS! HE HIT ADAM LUCAS AND TEAM SHOWDOWN IS ABOUT TO LOSE ANOTHER!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: I can’t…. I just can’t believe that he just kicked out of that!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS KICKED OUT AGAIN! I TOLD YOU THAT EVER SINCE HE STARTED BANGING THICCANY THIS MAN IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL! JAMIE O’HARA IS SHOOK! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT BUT NOW HE PICKS UP ADAM, SLAMMING HIM ON TO THE MATS, GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, HE IS THERE…. WAIT HARPER LEE RUNS AND TRIPS JAMIE, HE FALLS HARD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! ADAM DIDN’T SEE THE INTERFERENCE FROM HARPER AND IS SLOWLY GETTING UP, HE SEES JAMIE PERCHED ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBING AND GRABBING HIS HEAD…. AVALANCHE DDT! JAMIE IS DOWN!
Stew-O: If Team Showdown can eliminate Jamie O’Hara, that would be just wow! Adam is trying to recover, not making the cover, but slowly getting back to his feet, he turns and crawls to the corner, Harper is there, waiting for the tag, Adam is up, and he tags in!
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Harper Lee is in, waiting for Jamie to get up, and she grabs him from behind, NO JAMIE REVERSES AS SHE TRIED TO GO FOR THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS THAT WE SAW EARLIER IN THE MATCH! HE PICKS HER UP VISUAL IDENTITY! HARPER LEE BOUNCES OFF HER HEAD AND JAMIE GETS UP HOLDING HIS RIBS, HE POINTS AT HER AS HARPER IS DOWN AND BARELY ABLE TO STAND, WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE ANOTHER IN EXCELSIS!
(Harper gets up slowly back on her feet, Jamie runs at her, but she quickly jumps top her corner and tags in Adam Lucas who was on one knee trying to recover.)
Referee: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER TAGS IN ADAM LUCAS AND HE ISN’T EVEN FRESH! STILL HURTING AND WHILE SHE HAS BEEN AVOIDING GETTING TOO MUCH OFFENSE ON HER, SHE HAS BEEN CONSTANTLY LEANING HEAVY ON ADAM WHO IS STANDING UP AND GLARING BULLET HOLES RIGHT AT HER!
Persephone: Cuntper, she’s such a skank.
Stew-O: Adam is back in and Jamie runs at him with another In Excelsis, BUT NO! ADAM SIDESTEPS, KICKING JAMIE IN THE MIDSECTION, LIFTING HIM FOR THE LEVEL UP, NO! A DOUBLE KICK TO THE CHEST AND JAMIE ROLLS THROUGH, HE TAGS IN CHRIS ELITE WHO RUNS IN AND ADAM TURNS RIGHT INTO THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! CHRIS ELITE DROPS FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: WHAT!? I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP! ADAM LUCAS WITH A SHOUDLER UP!
(The crowd explodes in cheers as Chris Elite wide-eyed, looks at his teammates who are also in shock. He walks over and tags in Justin Windgate who sees Adam slowly getting up, he turns ……)
Gavin Kirkland: CLASSIC ENDING BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! THIS CAN’T BE! HARPER GET IN THERE AND STOP THIS NOW! JUSTIN DROPS FOR THE COVER!!! KICK OUT ADAM…. KICK OUT!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Harper goes to break the count but stops and backs off…)
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stephie Love: ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!
(The crowd roars in boos as Gavin Kirkland lowers her head. Harper Lee stands in the corner staring at Adam who slowly rolls out of the ring and collapses exhausted to the floor as he was in there for a long time no thanks to Harper who is now alone facing three men on Voltage.)
Persephone: YES! FINALLY! THEY ELIMINATED HIM! CUNTPER IS ALL ALONE AGAINST TEAM VOLTAGE!
Stew-O: That was a lot on her doing, quick tag outs when Adam was there for a long time in the ring, taking a beating, carrying a lot of this match and now Harper is faced with three members of Team Voltage and Justin Windgate is standing there waiting as she walks to the middle of the ring!
(Adam is now getting up on his own to a tremendous cheer from the crowd. Even Jamie O’Hara is nodding in acknowledgement to Adam who returns the gesture, a sign of mutual respect as he starts to make his way toward the back.)
Gavin Kirkland: PLEASE DON’T GO ADAM! PLEASE! COME BACK! COOOOOOMMMMMEEEE BBBBAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!
Persephone: Stop whining, Team Voltage is in full control now and now this match is firmly in our grasp.
Gavin Kirkland: Not is Harper can do anything about it!
(Harper Lee looks over as Adam walks up the ramp toward the back, but he stops, staring back at Harper who is shaking her head, making the sign of the “L” on her forehead toward Adam, she then turns around as he walks off shaking his head….)
Stew-O : RUN IT UP BY JUSTIN WINDGATE ON HARPER LEE! NO! SHE CATCHES HIM INTO A CUTTER WHAT AN INNOVATIVE MOVE! HARPER CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE, WHAT IS SHE DOING!? DIVING SENTON BOMB ON WINDGATE AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: CHRIS ELITE WITH THE SAVE! HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT!
Stew-O: Harper Lee needs to work fast, she knows that there are three left, and she has to take them out one by one! Grabbing Justin Windgate, she spins him around…. FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM CHRIS ELITE AND HE ISN’T EVEN THE LEGAL MAN IN THE RING! HARPER WAS TRYING TO END THIS QUICKLY WITH THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS BUT CHRIS BROKE IT UP! WINDGATE NOW HAS A CHANCE TO TAG! HE SLOWLY CRAWLS AS ELITE IS BACK UP REACHING OUT…
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT HIM AGAIN! HARPER IS IN TROUBLE AS CHRIS ELITE IS IN WITH HUGE FOREARMS, HE WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES, BACK BODY DROP! HARPER LOOKS HURT! COME ON HARPER YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!
Stew-O: HARPER IS BACK TO HER FEET, ELITE WITH THOSE EDUCATED FEET, KICK AFTER KICK, ENZINGUIRI AND HARPER STUMBLES TO THE ROPES, ELITE RUNS BACK AT HER….MAFIA KICK AND HARPER ALMOST TOOK CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT ONE! HARPER GRABS ELITE’S LEGS, SPRINGBOARDS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND HUNG HIM NECK FIRST, BACKING INTO RAGNAROK AND HARPER NOW TURNS ELITE OVER, SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!
Persephone: NOOOOOO!!!! JAMIE O’HARA RAN IN WITH IN EXCELSIS ON HARPER LEE TO STOP IT! COME ON TEAM VOLTAGE END THIS!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM COME BACK! AMIR! KELTON! AYU! ANYBODY PLEASE!
(Elite slowly gets up, Harper is barely able to get to her feet….)
Stew-O: AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! HARPER LEE IS DOWN AND ELITE TAGS JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WINDGATE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE….. X-FACTOR!!!!! ON HARPER LEE BUT HE STANDS UP AND POINTS AS THE CROWD ERUPTS AND TAGS IN JAMIE O’HARA WHO RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROPES AND HARPER IS ON THE MAT BARELY MOVING!
Gavin Kirkland: I LOVE YOU JAMIE BUT DON’T DO THIS PLEASE….. DON’T DO THE….. GENKI CANNON! HE JUST HIT THE GENKI CANNON!
Persephone: JAMIE O’HARA DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER THIS HAS TO BE IT!
(The Crowd Counts with the referee…..)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play throughout the arena as the crowd roars. Jamie gets up and he is met in the middle by Justin Windgate and Chris Elite.)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS JAMIE O’HARA! CHRIS ELITE! JUSTIN WINDGATE! JAKE SMITH AND RYAN WILSON! TEAM VOLTAGE!!!!!!
(Harper is helped out of the ring, the camera pans to the entranceway where Adam had stopped before going to the back watching the whole thing, shaking his head before disappearing to the backstage area. The crowd cheers as the remaining survivors of Team Voltage celebrate.)
Stew-O: We saw it all here tonight, all three Teams came to fight but after Team Dynasty was eliminated early, it left Team Showdown and Team Voltage, give it to Adam Lucas and Harper Lee, they fought tooth and nail in the second half of this match, though Adam did most of the yeoman’s work and ultimate was their downfall.
Persephone: Well, let’s be honest, Dynasty sucks and Showdown sucks, there was only going to be one winner and that was Team Voltage and they proved it here tonight yet again.
Gavin Kirkland: This is definitely a hard pill to swallow, what great action, Josh humped me, I saw a rejuvenated Adam Lucas thanks to his love life, Harper is a still a queen. Amir, Ayu and Kelton came out to fight, this is devastating. But I still love Jamie!
Stew-O: ALL of these teams and the competitors brought something to this match, it was one to remember but the win tonight in the Brand Warfare goes to Team Voltage.
(Team Voltage continues to celebrate in the middle of the ring while Harper is leaning against the barricade, with a sneer on her face holding her stomach and chest, glaring into the ring as Team Voltage walks out victorious tonight.)
(Territorial Invasion fades back into Tiger Stadium where before long, the next match graphic flashes on screen to the roar of cheers from the crowd.)
(From the graphic, it then goes to Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring, with a bright smile on her face and a microphone in her hand before she begins to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits the speakers to the loud and positive reception from the crowd upon hearing the theme of one of Friday Night Dynasty’s fan favorites. It isn’t long after that Andrea Valentine makes her way out from the backstage area, stepping out with a cheerful smile on her face while walking around the stage. She points around at the Louisiana crowd in attendance tonight, rallying them up for the match to come while spreading her arms out. She’s clearly soaking it all in for a moment while she makes her way over to the center of the stage, she turns to face the ring; where her positive smile turns into a more serious and determined face, seeing the target at hand. It’s not long after that she then begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring, nodding her head slowly while doing so.)
Stew-O: And here comes the challenger! We all know the story that Andrea Valentine has been building since she was drafted to Friday Night Dynasty at the start of Season 15 in the EAW Draft. She understands 100% that the last time she was on this brand, it didn’t go her way, but now? She has the chance tonight to rewrite history and set things straight, that she will be someone that refuses to be overlooked, knowing the type of competitor she is and what she brings to the table. Which is what makes her so determined heading into this match.
Flannery McCoy: The last match that Andrea had on the Dynasty brand during Season 14 was, coincidentally, at Territorial Invasion for the World Heavyweight Championship. And now? This year, more determined and rejuvenated than ever, she looks to make things right and walk into battle. She is someone that has never given in despite the challenge, and any sort of doubts that people might have about her? She’s proven wrong. Which leads me to saying that I have absolutely no doubt in my head that Andrea Valentine will walk out of Territorial Invasion 2021 as your new EAW World Heavyweight Champion.
Jake Mercer: Yasssssss gurllllllllll slayyyyyy!!!! 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💋💋💋💋💋💋 AS SHE SHOULD! AS SHE FUCKING SHOULD! UR KWEEN! I STAN! I STAN!
(Andrea makes her way past the bottom of the ramp and steps up onto the steel steps, standing on the apron for a moment, looking out while she continues to nod her head before entering right into the ring. She then turns around and begins to scale the turnbuckles, standing on the middle rope while she spreads her arms out once again, taking the time to point around at the crowd packed into Tiger’s Stadium, blowing kisses all around before she jumps off the turnbuckles and onto the canvas. From there, she begins to make her way towards the corner; ‘Roll With Me’ fading out from there as well.)
**BOOM!**
Jake Mercer: :krabs:!!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!
Flannery McCoy: Is that… a tank…?
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers of the arena to boos absolutely being raised down at the moment. Before long, the crowd looks in awe as a military tank begins to slowly drive into the arena next to the stage. It slowly drives up a ramp that has been situated to lead it up the stage. After a while, the turret of the tank begins to shoot out a beautiful array of colorful fireworks which completely lights up the arena, drowning out the crowd’s negative reaction. It isn’t long before the lid of the tank kicks open, before none other than Xander Payne makes his way out on top of the tank. The crowd once again continues their negative reception while Xander immediately raises his World Heavyweight Championship up in the air, even more fireworks shooting out from the tank. Xander then jumps off of the tank, with a confident aura surrounding him and a smirk on his face, he rests his Championship over his shoulder before making his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stew-O: And what an entrance by the World Heavyweight Champion! You can see the pure confidence oozing out of him heading into this bout, which is something that is absolutely not foreign to Xander Payne especially in every single one of his title defenses. He is someone that is always willing and ready to go right out of the gate, unafraid to wear his heart on his sleeve and go to war against the best, and that has paid off for him tenfold in the long run, because so far? Absolutely nobody has been able to halt his reign of terror.
Flannery McCoy: But just as always, his Championship reign is in question, but he just doesn’t see it in the slightest. Xander has always been one to downplay the abilities of his opponents, never doubting his chances whenever his title is on the line, and that lack of fear is something that has brought him a multitude of success as a result. Now it just asks itself, will Xander continue his reign full of legendary proportions after beating everyone in his way so far. Or, will something change about his luck these past few months?
Jake Mercer: 🦗🦗🦗
(Xander stops at the bottom of the ramp, scanning the crowd while looking at the Championship that rests on his shoulder. He then makes his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, spreading his arms out with a cocky expression on his face while he does so before entering into the ring. He then makes his way towards the center of the ring, taking his Championship and raising it in the air. He then takes a deep breath, closing his eyes while he begins to make his way towards his corner. ‘It Follows’ then fades out from there while Xander stares a hole into his opposition inside the ring, the atmosphere is tense.)
(Before long, the lights begin to dim in the arena. There are three separate spotlights that shine down at the moment, one on Xander, one on Andrea, and one on Stephie Love who looks at the hard camera with a smile on her face. She then brings her microphone up as she starts the introductions for the match.)
Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger… from Orlando, Florida… weighing in at 110 pounds… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Andrea steps out of the corner, spreading her arms out with a smile while she smiles and takes a spin around while the crowd cheers loudly. She then makes her way back towards her corner, focusing intently on the goal at hand with her look turning back to a more determined and confident one while she begins to warm up in her corner.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 253 pounds… HE IS YOUR ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Xander takes his World Heavyweight Championship off his shoulder, looking at it before raising it high in the air while the crowd’s reaction turns shower with absolutely deafening boos which drowns out anything else. Xander can only smirk in response to the reaction that he’s being given, taking his Championship before slinging it back over his shoulder.)
(The lights then go back to normal while the referee makes his way over, holding out his hand for the World Heavyweight Championship. Xander looks at it one more time, kissing it, before handing it to the referee who then makes his way over to show it to Andrea. Andrea looks at the title for a split second before nodding her head. The referee then stands at the center of the ring, raising the Championship high in the air to the cheers of the crowd before he hands it over to the timekeeper, before he inevitably signals for the bell from there.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we fucking go! Xander Payne, Andrea Valentine, for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Live in Louisiana. And let me just say right now, that you could cut this tension with a knife. Both of these competitors have been chomping at the bit and are clearly tired of expressing themselves in words in the weeks leading up to this, no, now? Now they want to tear eachother apart at the seam. Last week on the go-home show for Friday Night Dynasty, the final confrontation between Xander and Andrea ended in a huge brawl that set a precedent for the match to come tonight. And now, we find ourselves here. Who’s going to be the one to come out on top?!
Flannery McCoy: I THINK XANDER PAYNE KNOWS THE ANSWER, HE WASTES ZERO TIME RUNNING FORWARD AND LUNGING TOWARDS ANDREA! Right out of the gate Xander begins to send closed fist punches down onto the face of the challenger, backing her up into her corner and not giving her a second to breathe right now! The referee already is forced to make his way in and calm down the situation, creating distance between the two of them before this can get out of hand quickly.
Jake Mercer: But oh no, it’s not going to be that easy to keep the diabetic away from his meal. Xander shoving the referee away before grabbing the arm of Andrea and sending her towards the opposite pair of ropes, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE NEARLY BEHEADING HER IN THE CORNER! Xander now grabbing Andrea, looking to keep the momentum going while shoving her down into a seated position in the corner! BEFORE STEPPING BACK AND GOING FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT ‘HEATWAVE!’ CANNONBALL TOWARDS THE CORNER CRUSHING THE FEMALE UNDER HIS 500 POUND FIGURE!
Stew-O: But Andrea saw it coming! Managing to grab the ropes and move away before stumbling back up to her feet! Xander collided with the corner, and you already know that had to be a hard landing for him. Xander slowly trying to help himself up at the moment while Andrea takes a moment to recollect herself, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SHINING WIZARD IN THE CORNER! Andrea grabbing him by his head before throwing him down to the center of the ring, wasting no time beginning to scale the turnbuckles while Xander staggers up to his feet. BUT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE WITH ANDREA LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors realize the intensity that they need to go at in order to succeed, there is zero room for error. Xander slowly drags himself up to a knee, while Andrea makes his way over and grabs ahold of him by his head! But before she can do anything Xander immediately shoves her away! Andrea shakes her head while making her way towards him, but Xander wastes zero time sidestepping her before throwing her towards the ropes! Andrea rebounds, WHILE XANDER GOES FOR A LARIAT! But Andrea ducks under that before turning around and throwing Xander to the ropes instead with an Irish whip! But before she can do anything Xander uses the momentum to slide out of the ring and catch a breath! Ringsmarts or cowardice by the Champion?
(Xander begins to pace around the ring, putting his hands on his hips while contemplating his decisions carefully. Meanwhile, Andrea patiently waits inside of the ring, with a look of seriousness on her face, not wavering in the slightest while the World Heavyweight Champion looks to buy himself some time. All the while, the referee has made his way over, yelling at Xander to get into the ring before he starts the count.)
Jake Mercer: It’s like he saw a Big Mac! Xander jumps onto the apron swiftly while Andrea rushes forward! BUT IT WAS ALL A TRICK, XANDER GRABS THE HEAD OF ANDREA BEFORE JUMPING OFF THE APRON AND TAKING HER OUT WITH A HOT SHOT! Andrea stumbles back, grabbing her throat trying to gasp for air. WHILE XANDER SLIDES INTO THE RING BEHIND HER AND GOES FOR A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! But Andrea saw it coming just in time, managing to duck under it before it can connect while Xander uncontrollably falls against the apron! Xander turns around, gripping onto the top rope while he can! BEFORE ANDREA RUNS FORWARD, THIS TIME CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST!
Stew-O: If Andrea can keep this up, we might just be seeing a new World Heavyweight Champion tonight in Louisiana! Xander bouncing off the ropes and stumbling downwards to a kneeling position, Andrea grabbing him by his head before throwing him towards the corner! Before returning the favor from the beginning of this match beginning to unload punches down onto his face! Xander trying to block as many as he can, weary but still as responsible as possible! Andrea separating herself before backing up now, Xander trying to escape from the situation he finds himself in but the challenger seems to be too quick! ANDREA GOING FOR A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER BRINGING UP HIS KNEES DRIVING IT INTO THE BACK OF ANDREA BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! Andrea is taken down to the mat while Xander grabs her by her hair and drags her up, BEFORE THROWING HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Xander realizing the situation that he’s in and quickly getting out of it before it can turn out any worse for him. Xander grabbing the arm of Andrea, this time it’s him sending her to the ropes! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW OF HIS OWN TO THE BRIDGE OF ANDREA’S NOSE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: But now look at this sign of mockery, Xander sticking his size 50 boot against the skull of Andrea, crushing her head against the canvas while he only smirks in response! The crowd is beginning to shower the World Heavyweight Champion with boos but I see that he wants them to keep it coming! Xander scraping his sole against the face of Andrea for extra measure, while he seems to be testing the referee’s patience as well. Xander grabs the head of Andrea before looking to throw her towards the ropes, but it looks like Andrea is going to fight out of it with groggy punches being thrown towards the face of Xander! Xander is taken aback for a moment while Andrea continues to approach, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE TAKING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!
Stew-O: Andrea is stunned momentarily, BUT XANDER ISN’T GIVING HER ANY ROOM TO BREATHE EITHER, GRABBING HER BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HIP TOSS! Andrea attempting to sit up, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT RUNS TO THE ROPES LOOKING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK! But in an instant Andrea manages to roll out of the way leaving nobody home for Xander! Xander slamming the mat in anger before getting up to his feet, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A SENTON TO CRUSH ANDREA! BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO GET HER KNEES UP JUST IN TIME GIVING XANDER A HARD LANDING AS A RESULT!
Flannery McCoy: Xander in a world of hurt trying to drag himself up to his feet before Andrea can. BUT BEFORE XANDER CAN GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET ANDREA GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH AN ‘XOXO!’ THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER DROPS THE KNEELING CHAMPION WHILE ANDREA ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT YOU CAN’T KEEP THAT MUCH WEIGHT DOWN! XANDER MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AND KICK OUT!
Stew-O: Andrea slowly sitting up, taking a moment to shake herself off before getting herself up to her feet. The effects of this match are beginning to kick in for Xander and Andrea is setting out to make sure that it only goes downhill from here for the Champion. Xander is slowly beginning to rise while Andrea turns his attention back on him, grabbing him by his head and beginning to drag him towards the corner. Xander isn’t going down quietly though, beginning to send weakened elbow shots towards the gut of Andrea! BUT ANDREA GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT TO KEEP HIM AT BAY!
Flannery McCoy: Xander clutching onto the bottom rope and trying to drag himself towards it, but Andrea is already on the move, beginning to run to the ropes and back! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS FACE! Xander is completely lifeless against the ropes, while Andrea runs to the ropes again, GOING FOR ANOTHER! But this time Xander saw it coming, grabbing her by her head and throwing her through the middle rope! Andrea clutching onto the ropes while heaving herself back up onto the apron, taken by surprise but then again feeling the effects of it all. BUT XANDER CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO HER TEMPLE SENDING HER FLYING OFF OF THE APRON LANDING SMACK ON THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!
Jake Mercer: Xander rolling out of the ring, grabbing the head of Andrea before heaving her up to her feet! SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE FRONT PLATING OF OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! Andrea is completely stunned for a moment, WHILE XANDER MAKES SURE OF IT GRABBING AHOLD OF ANDREA BEFORE SENDING HER SPINEFIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Surprising adrenaline being shown by the WeightWatcher while he grabs Andrea and lifts her up, THIS TIME DROPPING HER ONTO THE APRON WITH A BRUTAL SLAM! YOU CAN TELL JUST HOW SHARP THE EDGE OF THE APRON IS AND HOW MUCH PAIN ANDREA HAS TO BE IN AT THE MOMENT!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
Stew-O: And now the count has begun while Xander grabs Andrea by the hair and yanks her back down to the ringside area! Andrea is grabbing her back in pain, trying to get up, but that seems to be a struggle for her at the moment. All the while Xander seems to be absolutely dismantling our announcer’s desk at the moment, looking to go for something big while he has the chance right here. Xander grabbing Andrea by her head once again and beginning to make his way over, BEFORE SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE TABLE ONE LAST TIME!
TTHHRREE!!
FFOOUURR!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea clutching onto our table for dear life, but Xander is throwing her onto the table now, you can tell that he wants to finish this match off while he can and there is no better opportunity than now in his eyes. Xander climbs up, joining her on top of the announcer’s desk while bringing her up to her feet as well. Xander kicks her, doubling her over! BEFORE GOING FOR A ‘PAYNEKILLER!’ PACKAGE PILEDRIVER DRIVING HER RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!
CRASH!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO RECOVER JUST IN TIME GRABBING XANDER AND SPEAR’ING HIM THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO US! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE LAID OUT! WHAT A MATCH SO FAR!
FFIIVVEE!!
SSIIXX!!
Stew-O: But both of them need to worry about the referee’s count :lupe:. Both of them are completely laid out while the crowd here in Louisiana is rallying them on. Andrea is the first one showing a sign of life here, despite taking most of the damage up to this point. Andrea clutching onto the ringmat, slowly dragging herself to the ring knowing exactly what she needs to do before her time runs out, while Xander is completely unresponsive at the moment. But it looks like he’s coming to his senses, all while Andrea is slowly bringing herself up, using the apron as a clutch to stabilize herself.
SSEEVVEEN!!
EEIIGGHHTT!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea rolling herself into the ring, grabbing her head in pain trying to help herself up to her feet. You can see the look of immediate alert on Xander’s face, regardless if he can or can’t lose his Championship by countout, the last thing he wants to do is let the challenger get the better of him tonight. Xander is grabbing onto the ring apron, nearly tearing it apart by the seams trying to drag himself towards it! Fighting through thick and thin to get there, seeing exactly the situation that he finds himself in. But the question is, can he make it in by the time the referee reaches the count of ten?!
NNIINNEE!!
TTEENN!!
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Jake Mercer: BUT THE FATTY MANAGES TO USE THE FOOD THAT HE HAS STORED IN HIS BODY FOR HIBERNATION TO SLIDE INTO THE RING! THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES!
Stew-O: Xander using the ropes to pull himself up to a knee, BUT ANDREA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH ‘LOVE HAZE!’ RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER PLANTS XANDER DOWN ONTO THE GROUND FOR GOOD! ANDREA TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FATIGUE THAT XANDER IS GOING THROUGH AT THE MOMENT TO EXECUTE HER COUP DE GRACE! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Stew-O: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JUST DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!
(Andrea looks up, somewhat baffled while she looks around with three fingers up. The referee shakes his head, leading Andrea to nod her head. She cracks her knuckles before grabbing the ropes and bringing herself up to her feet, looking down at Xander who seems to be sputtering at the moment, breathing heavily while he rolls onto his back. Despite that, transitioning from the look of pain on his face, Xander starts to lightly chuckle. To the partial shock of Andrea which she doesn’t show while Xander helps himself up to a kneeling position, looking at Andrea.)
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) I… will never… fucking… die…
Flannery McCoy: Bold words from the World Heavyweight Champion, but I don’t think Andrea is going to take that statement so kindly. ANDREA GOING FOR AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE FACE OF XANDER! But before that can happen Xander manages to duck under it, seemingly getting a second wind! BEFORE LOCKING IN A STF!
Jake Mercer: Andrea clutching onto the canvas while screaming in pain, not expecting Xander to respond so quickly, but it seems like a rush of adrenaline hit him! Andrea is slowly making her way towards the ropes while Xander keeps all of his weight down on her in an attempt to keep her in place for the time being! But no matter what, just like Xander, Andrea isn’t going to go down so easily, she’s going to keep fighting until she’s unable to! We know she’s going to tap, but will it be long before she begins to fade! Andrea’s motions are starting to slow while Xander pulls back on her head while keeping the STF locked in! Will Andrea be able to reach the ropes before the Champion gets the better of her?!
Stew-O: WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS! ANDREA CLUTCHES ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE WHILE THE REFEREE INTERVENES AND FORCES XANDER TO RELEASE THE HOLD!
Flannery McCoy: Xander shoving away and getting right back up, having all the time in the world while the hold was locked in to catch his breath, and now he’s on the hunt. Xander grabbing Andrea by the head and bringing her up to her feet, before pushing her against the ropes and sending her towards the opposite pair with an Irish whip! But it’s Andrea that manages to hold on just in time, gripping onto the top rope before she can rebound and leaning against it using it as a crutch! BUT XANDER ISN’T HAVING IT RUNNING FORWARD AND SENDING A KNEE STRIKE TO HER GUT!
Jake Mercer: Free Willy got his instincts from free fast food giveaways and now he’s putting them to use! Xander grabbing Andrea and beginning to drag her away from the ropes, BEFORE TAKING HER HEAD AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Andrea clearly hurt, but drives an elbow into the chest of Xander forcing him to let go of his grip on her! Andrea falling against the corner while Xander wastes zero time running towards her, but before anything can happen it’s Andrea that manages to send a kick towards his face! Andrea climbs up to the top rope now while Xander stumbles back, a bit shaken up. ANDREA LEAPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK! LOOKING TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S XANDER IN MID-AIR THAT MANAGES TO GRAB HER AND SLAM HER DOWN TO THE MAT INTO A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER! Xander plopping down onto the mat in exhaustion, taking a few deep breaths while Andrea is down as well. Both of them are slowly beginning to rise up to their feet, clearly fatigued and trying to fight through all the pain and agony that this match has given them at the moment. ANDREA IS UP! SPINNING AROUND AND GOING FOR A OUT OF NOWHERE HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S FACE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER CONNECTS WITH ‘OVERDOSE!’ DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE OF ANDREA NEARLY KNOCKS HER OUT COLD! AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THE NOSE OF ANDREA AS A RESULT!
Jake Mercer: BUT WHAT THE HELL?! ANDREA MANAGING TO FIGHT THROUGH ALL THE PAIN AND PRESS HER BOOT AGAINST THE FACE OF XANDER WITH A RUSH OF ADRENALINE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘XOXO!’ AN ATTEMPT AT A SECOND INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER TO TAKE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OFF GUARD AND KNOCK HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER COUNTERS THAT WITH ‘LAST SEDATION!’ THE POP-UP POWERBOMB DRILLS ANDREA VALENTINE DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! XANDER MANAGING TO CATCH UP WITH ANDREA AND TAKE HER OUT EVEN WHEN SHE WAS PUTTING UP A FIGHT! XANDER DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG! GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH TO KEEP THE CHALLENGER DOWN FOR THE COUNT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO COMPETITORS ON TONIGHT?!
(Xander is completely perplexed, not expecting the kick out from Andrea while he looks around in confusion. The crowd is clearly coming unhinged at the moment for the former EAW World Champion while Xander shakes his head and tugs his hair in frustration. He swipes loose strands of hair from his face before beginning to recover, all while Andrea is beginning to gain her bearings in the process.)
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) Get up… GET THE FUCK UP!
Jake Mercer: Well look who hasn’t eaten yet, it seems like Xander has completely snapped at the moment. Andrea is once again grabbing her spine, having taken most of the damage so far. Andrea gripping onto the ropes while Xander looks like he’s absolutely seething waiting for her. Xander has seemed to have enough, if there’s one thing he didn’t expect, he didn’t expect Andrea to be able to will herself onwards in this World Heavyweight Championship match; but if we know something for certain, she warned him. Andrea stumbles right back up to her feet, falling unknowingly into the arms of the World Heavyweight Champion as he sets her up!
Stew-O: XANDER THROWING ANDREA TOWARDS THE ROPES AND POPPING HER UP INTO THE AIR! GOING FOR ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT ‘LAST SEDATION!’ THE POP-UP POWERBOMB TO BE THE DECIDING FACTOR OF THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! WILL THE XANDER BE ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THIS?!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! SHADES OF TWO WEEKS AGO! ANDREA TURNING HERSELF AROUND ON THE SHOULDERS OF XANDER BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD WITH ‘ATOMIC BLONDE!’ THE POISON RANA COUNTER COMPLETELY SPIKES XANDER’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE GROUND JUST LIKE LAST TIME! ANDREA MANAGED TO GET A SECOND WIN AND EXECUTE HER ATTACK SEAMLESSLY! ANDREA CRAWLING FORWARD! LOOKING TO GO FOR A PIN ATTEMPT ON XANDER! NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
(Andrea reaches out her arm to throw it over Xander, but in an instant, Xander rolls out of the ring and drops off the apron, tumbling down to ringside. The crowd is booing and jeering while Andrea looks in complete shock, her hand still reaching out like Xander is still there.)
Jake Mercer: Xander having some smarts at the moment and retreating knowing when the situation was dire for him and his title was in jeopardy. But it looks like that hasn’t made Andrea the happiest person right now, immediately rolling out of the ring and grabbing hold of Xander by his head. BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE BACK FIRST! You can see the fire in Andrea’s eyes, she’s unhappy, but she knows regardless, she has Xander right where she wants him. Xander gives a cry of pain while Andrea grabs him and rolls him back into the ring before jumping up onto the apron and entering in herself, she seems to be making her way up to the top rope. Setting up for something while Xander staggers up to his feet!
Stew-O: ANDREA LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR ‘V-DAY!’ DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR GOOD AND FINISH OFF THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT MANAGES TO SIDESTEP IT AND CATCH HER WITH A BACKBREAKER OVER HIS KNEE! Andrea shoots up into the air before tumbling down while Xander collapses down to the ground like a disheveled mess. Both of them have laid it all on the line at this point, and have been through the wringer all throughout this match to prove it. But in the end, only one of them can come out on top, and it’s becoming murky to me who that person might just be :lupe:.
Jake Mercer: The last thing that Xander wants to do is lose the World Heavyweight Championship, if he had the choice, then he would be Champion forever. But at the same time, Andrea has walked into this Season better than ever and is looking to redeem herself from her shortcomings last year on the Dynasty brand. Both of them are fighting for so much, and it’s hard to tell who’s going to be the one to come out on top through all the smoke and ashes. But both of them are slowly beginning to rise now, unbelievably. They’re staring a hole into one another, they’re looking to kill right now and I’m sure they’re more anxious than ever to make sure this match finishes off in their respective favor.
Stew-O: And both of them are beginning to tee off right now on one another, trading punches to absolutely no end at the moment! Xander strikes Andrea right against her face! Andrea stumbles back, but returns the favor to Xander! Xander! Andrea! Xander! Andrea! Xander! Andrea! BUT FINALLY XANDER HALTS THE ATTACK GRABBING ANDREA BY HER HEAD AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HER ABDOMEN DROPPING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea forced to drop down, trying to keep her balance for as much as she can. Xander making his way over with a genuinely pissed off look on his face, BUT ANDREA USES ALL HER POWER TO TACKLE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE BEGINNING TO UNLOAD WITH RAPID FIRE PUNCHES TOWARDS HIS FACE! Andrea is not giving in and is bringing a fight that Xander is just going to have to fend off for the time being seeing as she is off and running like she just got a shot of adrenaline stabbed right into her!
Jake Mercer: Xander shoving away, knowing what’s better for him and once again rolling out of the ring in retreat. That attack definitely woke him up, while Andrea is right back up to her feet yelling at Xander to get his fat ass back in the ring! Xander falls against the barricade, trying to compose himself and catch his breath while he can. BUT ANDREA ISN’T WAITING FOR HIM! RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKING XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE!
Stew-O: Xander is taken aback, falling against the ropes before Andrea grabs him by his head and immediately rolls him back into the ring! Andrea jumping up onto the apron and climbing up to the top rope while Xander is slowly staggering himself up to his feet, ANDREA LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A CROSSBODY! Andrea grabbing him right as she gets back up wasting zero time before running to the ropes and back, SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF XANDER!!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s Xander that managed to duck his head under the leg of Andrea! Andrea rolling down to the ground and back up to her feet before she turns around, AND IS TURNED INSIDE OUT BY A BRUTAL LARIAT BY XANDER PAYNE! BUT WAIT! Andrea manages to duck under that before turning around, AND GOING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF XANDER! But Xander ducks under that one! GRABBING ANDREA AND PULLING HER IN BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT IN THE ‘DAWNBREAKER!’ THE SAITO SUPLEX DROPS THE CHALLENGER DOWN ON THE BACK OF HER NECK WITH A THUD!
Jake Mercer: Despite the big move from Xander connecting, he’s not going for the pin attempt. He knows better than to waste an opportunity to get the upper hand on a move that he bet 100% is not going to be enough to keep Andrea Valentine down on the ground. Xander is back up to his feet, grabbing Andrea by her head and looking at her with a look of sheer disappointment while he heaves her up! Xander throws him to the ropes! I think we know what he’s going for right here! ‘LAST SEDATION!’
Stew-O: BUT ANDREA USES THE MOMENTUM TO DUCK UNDER AND GRAB XANDER! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF THE CHALLENGER TO LIFT THE 250 POUND BIG MAN OFF THE GROUND AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A POWERFUL GERMAN SUPLEX! Xander in a world of hurt at the moment, grabbing the back of his neck in agony while he tries to drag himself back up to his feet. BUT IT’S ANDREA THAT LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF XANDER COMPLETELY TAKING THE AIR OUT OF HIS BODY!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea now beginning to make her way up to the top rope, perched on the top turnbuckle and positioning herself ready to fly! But before she can do anything it’s Xander that slowly drags himself forward with as much strength as he has in his body and clutches onto the leg of Andrea! Andrea, trying to shake him off, is shocked that Xander could even muster out the strength to pull through in this circumstance, but even then, we should learn by now to not be surprised whatever the hell happens in this already superb match.
Jake Mercer: Andrea nearly losing her balance, forced to drop down to a seated position while Xander clutches the ropes trying to get himself back up to his feet, before beginning to join Andrea on the top rope! Andrea tries to throw punches to get Xander away from her, but he’s not going quietly throwing some punches of his own! Both of them are absolutely going at it on the top rope, not giving an inch in this bout so far!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER STOPS IT, GRABBING ANDREA BY THE HEAD AND CRACKING HIS SKULL AGAINST HERS WITH A BRUTAL HEADBUTT! Andrea is completely dazed, giving Xander the perfect opportunity to begin to set her up for something huge in such a precarious position like the top rope! XANDER GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN ANDREA TAKES XANDER BY SURPRISE AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN! Andrea shoves Xander off the top rope, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CRUSHING HIM WITH ‘MAGIC HOUR!’ A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDING MOONSAULT COMPLETELY TAKES XANDER DOWN AND GETS ANDREA THE ADVANTAGE ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCHUP!
Jake Mercer: Andrea is not done with the onslaught though, grabbing Xander by his head before stepping backwards while he’s in a kneeling position! GOING FOR ‘VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!’ THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER SPIKES XANDER’S HEAD DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER THE MANEUVER AND GETS UP, SPINING AROUND CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER ‘OVERDOSE’ THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE OF THE ALREADY BLOODIED ANDREA DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE XANDER GETS HIMSELF BACK ON TOP OF THIS MATCH!
(Xander drops down to a knee at the center of the ring, with Andrea completely laid out on the ground, he takes a moment to recuperate and catch his breath. He scrunches his face for a moment, shaking his head in frustration, baffled on how to keep Andrea down for long. For the first time in the match, he looks around at the crowd at the absolutely negative reception that they’ve maintained throughout the night, before something catches Xander’s eye…)
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) BRING DOWN THE TANK!
Crowd: :krabs:!!!
(In an instant, the tank that was parked on the stage for Xander’s entrance tonight begins to roar to life. It slowly begins to drive down the ramp while Xander looks with mischievous eyes, nodding his head while slowly heaving himself back up to his feet. He leans against the ropes, before the referee makes his way over and holds him back.)
Referee: (Off-Mic) IF YOU SHOOT HER YOU’LL BE… uh… DISQUALIFIED!
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) :russwtf:
(Xander shoves the referee away while the tank comes to a complete halt at ringside. He then leaves to get onto the apron before jumping up onto the tank. Fighting through weariness and pain, he slowly begins to make his way onto the top of the tank, positioning himself while turning around and facing Andrea.)
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS ABOUT TO LEAP OFF THE TOP OF THE TANK! XANDER ABOUT TO FLY! GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH TO CRUSH ANDREA AND COMPLETELY TAKE HER OUT FOR GOOD IN THIS MATCHUP!
Jake Mercer: NOT TODAY! Andrea manages to take a leap of faith and grab hold of the leg of Xander before he can take flight! Xander trying to kick her away, BUT IT’S ANDREA THAT MANAGES TO SWEEP THE LEG FORCING XANDER TO LAND BACK FIRST AGAINST THE COLD HARD STEEL OF THE TANK EXTERIOR! The referee is completely confused, I don’t think he even knows what to do in a situation like this, and I don’t blame him!
Stew-O: Both of them are completely teeing off on one another now relentlessly, continuing to push through and persevere through all the hardships of this match! Andrea has managed to get equal ground with Xander and join him at the top of the tank, while both of them are trading punches, trying to get the upper hand while they have the chance! ANDREA MANAGING TO LEAP UP AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO HIS SKULL TO SEND XANDER STUMBLING BACK! Andrea grabbing hold of Xander, SHE’S ABOUT TO THROW HIM OFF THE TANK!
Flannery McCoy: But Xander isn’t going down quietly! He’s beginning to send elbow shot after elbow shot towards the abdomen of Andrea trying to force her to let go of the grip that she has on him! Andrea is forced to let go and retreat backwards while Xander groggily drops down to a knee. Andrea shaking her head and making her way forward, Xander attempting to send a gut kick to the abdomen of Andrea! But Andrea manages to grab the leg, BEFORE PUSHING IT DOWN AND SENDING A KNEE TO THE FACE OF XANDER! This once again sends Xander back, BEFORE ANDREA RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA TO LAUNCH XANDER OFF THE TANK!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER! XANDER KEEPS ANDREA UP AND SLAMS HER DOWN ON THE HOOD OF THE TANK WITH A POWERBOMB! ANDREA HAS TO BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! XANDER HAS THIS MATCH RIGHT AT THE PALM OF HIS HAND! WILL HE BE ABLE TO CAPITALIZE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE?!
(Xander collapses down to a knee, clutching at his chest for a moment while he collects himself. Meanwhile Andrea is completely unresponsive on the hood of the tank, before slowly tumbling off of it and landing down onto the canvas with a sickening thud. The crowd can’t even give their reaction at the moment, they’re in total disbelief. Xander manages to get back up, clutching onto the turret of the tank while slowly dragging himself on it, like a catwalk, balancing himself while he slowly rises to his feet. Xander’s legs shake under such a narrow balance beam, but somehow he manages to keep himself upwards while Andrea begins to show signs of life. Xander takes a deep breath before positioning himself…)
Stew-O: CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP OF THE TANK AND DOWNWARDS ONTO ANDREA! ANDREA IS ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED WHILE XANDER WASTES ZERO TIME ROLLING HER ONTO HER BACK! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS CAPABLE OF DOING THAT, BUT XANDER JUST TOOK OUR BREATH AWAY TONIGHT! XANDER HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! WILL XANDER PAYNE WALK OUT OF LOUISIANA STILL YOUR EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Follows’ blasts through the speakers to the crowd absolutely erupting into an explosion of boos, showering Xander Payne in negativity while he lays completely limp over the bloodied Andrea Valentine. The referee makes his way over, clutching the World Heavyweight Championship while checking on Xander, who slowly begins to show signs of life, rolling off the body of Andrea and plopping down to the canvas. Slowly but surely, his eyes begin to flicker, and as soon as he catches the glance of his World Heavyweight Championship, he swiftly heaves himself up to a seated position and snatches the title in his grasp. He clutches it closely, nodding his head before he begins to pull himself up onto his feet. The crowd is completely showering him in negativity, but Xander doesn’t care, he simply worsens it by raising his title high in the air while leaning against the ropes, looking up to it with a practically maniacal smile on his face while he continues his celebration from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… AND STILL YOUR ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: All I can say? Is wow… what a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight in Louisiana. It’s clear both Xander and Andrea had a point to prove tonight and were going to go to all lengths to make sure that it happened. Both of them laid it all on the line, and there’s zero doubt in my mind that win or loss, they should be proud of the effort that they put out in this matchup.
Jake Mercer: Andrea had a hell of a valiant effort, you could tell how determined she was to get the victory before the bell even rang. She put up a fight against someone who, admittingly, was one tough cookie to keep down, metaphorically and physically of course. But even when the naysayers continued to wag the finger, Andrea gave it her all in the end. Andrea continues to prove just how much of an asset she is to the Friday Night Dynasty roster, and even through defeat, you can imagine just how many doors she’s opened for herself this Season after this matchup for the ages.
Stew-O: And that was reflected in everything that Xander did in this matchup. He cherishes his World Championship and has proven time after time again that he’s not going to stay down and let someone take that away from him. Even though he came out with the victory, the level of desperation that he had to go to in order to get that victory, shows that he actually believed that his title reign was in jeopardy for the first time ever in the months that he’s held his title… but that doesn’t take away from the fact that Xander was the one that came out on top in the end, cementing himself as a World Champion to remember and the face of Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: What a spectacle, this match was amazing and I feel nobody was let down in the end, not even the competitors. It only beckons the question, ever since Reckless Wiring Xander Payne has beat the best of the best in order to keep his title. If so many people have failed, then who will be the one to do it? I feel, in my honest opinion, it’s something that we’ll find out in due time. Congratulations to Xander on his successful title defense!
(Xander is then seen exiting out onto the apron, jumping onto the tank that he used to secure the victory, before slowly making his way up it. He slowly begins to rise on top of the tank, gripping his World Heavyweight Championship in hand, before once again raising it into the air to the thunderous boos from the crowd in response. He simply shakes his head before sitting down on top of the tank, completely exasperated while he slings his title over his shoulder. It’s the last shot seen of the World Heavyweight Champion in the camera frame before Territorial Invasion from there, fades out to elsewhere.)
(A graphic for the next match is shown on the screen)
(The camera dissolves back to an overview of Tiger Stadium before once more dissolving to a shot of Gina Romano standing firm in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR, THE EAW ANSWERS WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLDDD CCCCHHHHAAAMMMPPPIIIOOONNNSSSSHHHHHIIIIPPPPP!!!!!
(‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake plays and immediately Tiger Stadium rises to their feet in applause. Slowly, Limmy Monaghan emerges onto the stage, with a sly look on his face he dons a familiar looking duster jacket. On one side, black and blue and on the other, red and white. As he enjoys the stage alone for a second, Walter Bivens steps out soon after, his right arm still set in the sling. The pair eventually make their way down to the ring)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER!!! FROM BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR POUNDS! HE IS THE MONARCH, THE CROWNED HEAD…LLLLLLIIIIIIMMMMMMYYYYYYY MMMMOOOOONNNAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: A duster that mirrors the iconic ones worned by Mr. DEDEDE perhaps a small attempt to bury beneath the skin of his opponent here tonight. Yet the colours of red and black on one side and red and white on the other reflect two major milestones in the career of Limmy Monaghan’s past. He arrives here tonight on the verge of realising a long held desire to become a World Champion but will have to overcome the most impressive and dominant World Champion of the last number of years, Kassidy Heart.
Eve: I don’t think provoking the Champion is a great idea at all. The man walking beside him is a perfect example of why. Walter Bivens suffered a torn rotator cuff after Kassidy Heart locked him in her submission ‘Thank U, Next’ a month ago. And antagonizing the Champ even saw Limmy himself being trapped in that same hold and even passing out!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh please, that COWARDLY attack on Limmy and even more cowardly assault on Walter don’t compare to walking into a match like this. All it’s going to do is upset Kassidy Heart more and all it’s going to do is throw her off her game especially when she knows she can’t strike Walter at ringside otherwise she’ll lose the title!
(As Limmy settles in the far corner of the ring, ‘Monster’ by Kanye West booms through the stadium’s PA system as the crowd’s favourable cheers for Limmy turn into overwhelming jeers for Kassidy. A sea of golden lights bathe Tiger Stadium before pointing all towards the stage. A single figure emerges from it, revealing themselves to be none other than the Answers World Champion herself, Kassidy Heart. She soaks in the near vitriolic response from the crowd as she makes her way to the ring)
Gina Romano: AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT!!! FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT AND A HALF POUNDS!! SHE IS THE CROWN JEWEL, THE MAULER, THE KING…AND THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! KKKKAAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDYYYYYYY HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Deadprez: There isn’t a lie told when we say that Kassidy Heart is the most impressive and dominant World Champion that this company has seen in recent times. The names she has defeated since becoming the Answers World Champion has been impressive but that’s second to how undeniably great her performances have been. She’s multi-faceted, can beat anyone in a multitude of ways. One could argue there’s very little weakness in the game of Kassidy Heart.
Eve: Or maybe there is. Maybe Gavin is a little right–
Gavin Kirkland: THANK YOU!!!!!
Eve: No, what I mean is that despite what Limmy and Walter have both endured, they found a way to dig themselves beneath the skin of the Champion. They’ve found a way to upset her, to force her to lose focus. Whether those attacks or actions were right or wrong are almost irrelevant. We saw last week before that wild Stadium Stampede brawl that Limmy Monaghan knows full well what makes Kassidy Heart tick. He knows that he can push her to an extreme that we haven’t since in a long, long time completely, only glimpses of it. And whether or not that bites him in return remains to be seen, but it might just be his way of pulling off an unthinkable victory here tonight at Territorial Invasion.
(‘Monster’ begins to die down as the crowd gets rowdy. The referee hoists the Answers World Championship up into the air and shows it to the crowd before handing it to Gina at ringside. The official checks both competitors and calls for the bell to start the match)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deapdrez: AND WE ARE UNDERWAY! The most important prize on the Showdown brand is on the line, the dominant Champion who has conquered plenty and even the best once again puts it all on the line, this time against one of the most hungry and determined stars of the future in Limmy Monaghan. Finally, after weeks of anticipation, we’ve arrived at the deciding moment!
Eve: The sheer focus of both competitors is undeniable. The importance of the Answers World Championship to both of them makes this match arguably their biggest. For Limmy, it absolutely is the biggest match of his career and one that he feels he can’t waste and for Kassidy, no matter how confident someone may be, every Champion fights as if it’s their last day on earth with that title.
Gavin Kirkland: And if I had it my way, it would certainly be her last day as Champion!!! :blessed: !!!!
(Both Limmy and Kassidy remain settled in their corners, their eyes refusing to veer off from the other)
Deadprez: The challenger is stepping into unknown territory. For the first time he has this immense weight of expectation placed on his shoulders, where he must thrive, where he must give it his absolute all otherwise it’s going to be over in an instant. And against an opponent the caliber of Kassidy Heart of all people, who has been in these pressure situations previously and overcame them repeatedly, it’s an uphill battle for Monaghan to climb if he wants to walk out of Tiger Stadium with all those ambitions he holds fulfilled.
Eve: But ever since Midsummer Massacre, we’ve seen Monaghan refuse to back down. Even when things turned against him, even when the Champion responded and made him pass out on the stage, he’s refused to back down and refused to be any less confident.
Gavin Kirkland: Damn straight he hasn’t backed down! Why would he back down?! Kassidy might be a dominant Champion, she might be one of the most dangerous personalities in this industry but that’s not because of any other reason than her being batshit crazy and belonging in a padded room than on Showdown parading as a Champion!
(Slowly, the two competitors begin to circle the ring. Slowly, methodically, both watch with eager eyes to see who will be the first to take a step towards the middle of the ring)
Deadprez: You know for sure Kassidy is thinking back to Pain For Pride, being in a similar situation with an opponent who was zeroed in the way that Limmy is here tonight. The slow progression from the ringing of the bell right to the beginning of the action, she found herself being outwrestled in the opening moments, tonight I’m sure she’ll look to flip the script.
Gavin Kirkland: You’re certainly right Deadprez and Kassidy picks up the pace almost immediately and it’s putting Limmy on the backfoot! Even so slightly, the sudden change of pace allows Kassidy to close the distance! Limmy steps towards Kassidy looking for a collar and elbow tie up, but Kassidy drops to a knee and floats behind…Limmy fires away with a stray elbow shot but it misses and Kassidy sweeps the legs, sending Monaghan down to the canvas with a drop toe hold!
Eve: Kassidy doesn’t waste any time sliding into a side headlock…But Limmy swiftly slips out of it before the Champ can cinch it in–
Deadprez: LIMMY SLIDES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AND IT CONNECTS! KASSIDYS DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS BUT LIMMY ISN’T GOING TO LET PRECIOUS SECONDS SLIP ON BY! HE PULLS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BACK TO HER FEET– BUT KASSIDY CUTS HIM OFF WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW!
Eve: And Limmy isn’t going to hesitate, he dishes out a forearm of his own! And it rocks the Champion who staggers back slightly but it provides Monaghan with a second chance to smash the forearm back into the face of his opponent! He follows it up immediately with a third and a fourth!
Deadprez: BUT NOT A FIFTH! INSTEAD THE CHAMPION TAKES THE ARM AND TAKES MONAGHAN DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Limmy looks to reach the ropes to force a break but Kass is more than aware of the matter and proceeds to use her boot to roll Monaghan away back towards the center of the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON LIMMY! COME ON! Limmy tries to fight back to a vertical base only for Kassidy to drop the elbow across the back of the head. It kills the momentum of the challenger as Kass bends the arm before stomping right down on the elbow!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: I hate this woman so much!!!
Deadprez: Not only you, Gavin but Walter at ringside doesn’t seem exactly full of life and positivity right now as Limmy Monaghan is being picked apart by Kassidy Heart in the early, opening moments of this match. And I don’t think he’s going to feel any better as Kassidy wastes such little time, so little wasted energy in the performance of the Answers World Champion as she begins to take the right leg of Monaghan…might be looking for the XoXo Kass!!
Eve: NO! MONAGHAN ROLLS THE CHAMPION UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE! COULD THIS QUICKLY, SUDDENLY AND INCREDIBLY END THE CHAMPION’S REIGN?!?
Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! THAT’S ALL WE NEED TO HEAR! A COUNT OF ONE IS ENOUGH!!! :blessed: !!!!!!!
Deadprez: Of course the Champion quickly powers out barley at a count of one much to our broadcast colleague’s dismay.
Gavin Kirkland: :will:
Eve: Neither competitor remains down on the canvas for too long. They both shoot back to their feet, immediately racing towards each other center of the ring– BUT IT’S MONAGHAN WHOSE QUICKER OF THE TWO AND DROPS THE CHAMPION BACK DOWN WITH A WICKED BICYCLE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST!! SHEESH, THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST CRUSHED KASSIDY’S HEART!
Gavin Kirkland: Ha…I saw what you did there.
Deadprez: But Monaghan can’t capitalise on it! He drops back down to a knee, trying to make the most of the opportunity he has to collect his breath. This is of course a new world for the challenger as already mentioned. The lengths challengers are expected to go if they desire to become a Champion are discovered here and now in moments like this. And the challenger recognising that the pace has slowed and he’s seizing one of the rare chances he’ll have tonight to think through his next steps.
Eve: I don’t think it’s going to do him much good to have Walter Bivens barking orders at ringside! He might think so but that’s got to be a distraction!
Gavin Kirkland: PFFT, the only person who needs to concern themselves about little ol Walt is Kassidy! The moment this lunatic starts seeing red he might end up getting hit! And we all know what happens when Kassidy hits Walter…
Deadprez: For the time being however, Monaghan jumps back onto the ball, back onto the offensive however the kick wasn’t enough to completely keep the Champion down and Monaghan may have wasted too many seconds! Kassidy responds with a stiff punch to the stomach and it does manage to stun The Monarch! But Limmy simply attempts to shrug it off and instead returns with a European Uppercut! And THAT might have done some decent damage as Kassidy stumbles back into the corner!
Eve: Maintaining offense is what’s important for Monaghan right now, he’s seen how quickly the Champion can recover and he wastes no time in whipping her across to the other side of the ring! Kass’ body crashes into the turnbuckles at force, completely shaking the ring! NOT MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AS MONAGHAN COMES SOARING IN WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK!!! WITH GREAT ELEVATION THAT BOTH BOOTS GET SENT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!!! MONAGHAN ROLLS KASSIDY AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND STRAIGHT INTO ANOTHER PIN!
Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: But again the Champion kicks out! To the surprise of none, we’ve seen her, whether as The King or The Mauler, take incredible punishment and offensive firepower from some of the very best and throw it all right back in their face. The challenger might have all the ascendancy in this matchup at this point, but it’s going to require plenty, plenty more to keep Kassidy Heart down for good!
Eve: And more offense is what Monaghan has in mind! He drags Kassidy back to her feet and scoops her up into his arms before connecting with the Sideslam Backbreaker! The spine of Kassidy Heart being bent over the knee of the challenger but he holds it for a second longer and then drops the elbow across the throat of his opponent! Monaghan holds the position for a nonchalant pin!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: THAT’S GOING TO COST MONAGHAN AS KASSIDY TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF LIMMY’S CARELESSNESS AND ARROGANCE! SHE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR A PIN OF HER OWN!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH THANK LAWD LIMMY POWERED OUT!
Deadprez: SUDDENLY THE MOMENT SWINGS AS BOTH COMPETITORS RACE TO THEIR FEET, KASSIDY STAGGERING BUT LIMMY PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO DESPERATE TO MAINTAIN HIS OFFENSE! HE SWINGS WILDLY FOR A LARIAT ONLY FOR KASS TO DUCK BENEATH IT! THE CHAMPION MAY NOT LOOK ALL TOO FLASH RIGHT NOW, STILL RECOVERING FROM A DECENT BEATING, BUT SHE’S GOT ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL MIXED WITH EXPERIENCE TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION BETTER! LIMMY TURNS BUT HE’S MET WITH A HEADBUT BY THE CHAMP! STRAIGHT TO THE JAW AND IT STUNS MONAGHAN COMPLETELY!
Eve: HE’S OUT ON HIS FEET AND KASS DOESN’T HESITATE IN CONNECTING WITH A THRUSTING SIDE KICK TO THE LOWER LEG! IT DROPS LIMMY TO A KNEE BUT NO MORE THAN HALF A SECOND LATER A SECOND THRUSTING SIDE KICK CONNECTS FLUSH ON THE JAW AND THIS TIME MONAGHAN COMPLETELY COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Gavin Kirkland: This is just undeniable proof of conditioning. How Champions can turn the tide of a contest within a second and with so few moves made. Perfect execution, precise kicks. Knowing full well she didn’t have the power and execution in the moment to hoist Limmy up or make it a test of strength, rather utilising her own speed and agility to cut Monaghan down!
Eve: And Walter isn’t pleased at all at ringside! He’s slamming his hands on the canvas trying to encourage Limmy to get back into the fight but quite frankly it doesn’t seem he has the capacity to be able to do so right at this moment! Monaghan trying to get back to his feet but Kassidy is there to take control of both legs. She flips the challenger onto his back and once again takes control of that right leg from earlier, she might just be looking for XoXo Kass!!
Deadprez: Only this time she inverts it! Monaghan trying to reach up to connect with a stiff punch but Kassidy instead drops back down on top and drives the elbow down across the jaw to put an end to it! Kassidy once again inverts the leg and this time sets up for an inverted figure four leglock!! SHE SPINS AND DROPS TO THE CANVAS, LOCKING THE ‘XOXO KASS PART II’ SUBMISSION MANEUVER IN!!! AND LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS ALMOST NOWHERE TO GO IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Eve: LIMMY IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO SCRATCH AND CLAW ON THE CANVAS, ALMOST RIPPING THE VERY FIBERS OUT OF THE RINGMAT AS HE TRIES TO GET TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPES! BUT THE DISASTER OF THIS SITUATION IS THE ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT OF KASSIDY HEART IS ON THE LEGS AND THE LEGS ARE LOCKED SO TIGHT THAT IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK!
Gavin Kirkland: SUCH A DIFFICULT SUBMISSION TO BREAK FREE FROM AND A MASTER OF IT LIKE KASSIDY IS GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE MOST PIVOTAL DO OR DIE MOMENTS OF THE YOUNG CAREER OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! WALTER’S PUSHING THE ROPES TOWARDS MONAGHAN JUST TO HELP HIM EVEN BY A LITTLE–
Ref: :francis:
Walter Bivens: :lupe: !!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE FUCK?!? THE REFEREE JUST KICKED THE ROPE OUT OF WALTER’S GRASP! NOW THAT’S NOT FAIR!!
Eve: THE REALITY IS BEGINNING TO SET IN WELL AND TRULY THAT LIMMY IS ALONE IN THIS CONTEST AND THAT THE OFFICIAL ISN’T GOING TO HELP EITHER! LIMMY CONTINUES TO DRAG HIMSELF CLOSER AND CLOSER AND CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES! SURELY EACH INCH FEELS LIKE A MILE AND EVERY MINUTE FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY AS KASSIDY CONTINUES TO APPLY THE PRESSURE TO THE PRETZELED LEGS OF MONAGHAN!
Deadprez: BUT HOW MUCH LONGER CAN HE REMAIN IN THIS POSITION?!? HE KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT KASSIDY IS JUST GOING TO DRAG HIM BACK TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING THE CLOSER HE GETS TO THE ROPES!
Eve: HE HAS NO CHOICE, DEADPREZ! LIMMY CONTINUES TO STICK THE NAILS INTO THE CANVAS LIKE THEY’RE DAGGERS AND PULLS HIMSELF EVER SO SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO THOSE ROPES! THEY’RE WITHIN REACH, ONLY A FEW MERE INCHES AWAY…AND KASSIDY DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING–
Deadprez: MONAGHAN USES KASSIDY’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HER AND INSTEAD HE PUSHES UP OFF THE CANVAS AND SENDS HER TUMBLING ON HER BACK! MONAGHAN TAKES ADVANTAGE, BOTH SETS OF LEGS ARE COMPLETELY TIED UP BUT MONAGHAN GETS ON TOP AND PINS KASSIDY’S SHOULDERS TO THE CANVAS! KASSIDY’S GONNA HAVE TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION!
Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES! SHE RELEASES THE SUBMISSION TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN BUT MONAGHAN CAN’T QUITE CAPITALISE ON IT RIGHT AWAY! HE ROLLS AWAY FROM THE PIN AND TAKES IN A FEW DEEP AND HEAVY BREATHS–
Eve: KASSIDY’S ALREADY BACK TO HER FEET AND CHARGES TOWARDS LIMMY!! SHINING WIZARD!!!
Deadprez: NO! LIMMY DODGES AND KASSIDY IS SET INTO THE ROPES, ALMOST FLYING THROUGH THEM COMPLETELY TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT MONAGHAN CATCHES HER! SHE’S IN A DANGEROUS PREDICAMENT AS MONAGHAN DROPS HER SPINE ACROSS BOTH KNEES WITH A ROPE HUNG BACKBREAKER!!!! AND THAT CAUSES THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TO ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: What a fortune changing series of events for Limmy Monaghan! First finding a way to counter the ‘XoXo Kass Part II’ into a pin and then to not only dodge the Shining Wizard but to turn it into an offensive move of his own is certainly helping his case that he belongs right here in Championship matches!
(The referee steps outside of the ring to check on Kassidy before returning to begin the ten count)
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Deadprez: LIMMY CAN’T TAKE A COUNTOUT VICTORY! THE TITLE WON’T CHANGE HANDS! SO HE’S ALREADY BACK ON HIS FEET AND HE WATCHES CAUTIOUS TO SEE THE HEAD OF KASSIDY HEART POP BACK UP.
Ref: FOUR! FIVE!
Deadprez: MONAGHAN CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!!! BERMUDA TRIANGLE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Eve: OH NO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: !!!!!!!
Deadprez: DISASTER FOR MONAGHAN!!! KASSIDY SNIPES HIM OUT OF THE SKY WITH A DROPKICK!!! THE BOOTS BEING SENT DRIVEN INTO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN AS HE WAS COMING DOWN WITH THE MOONSAULT!! BUT STILL THE ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT OF MONAGHAN COLLIDES WITH KASSIDY ON THE FLOOR! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE OUT OF IT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR.
Eve: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT KASS WAS ABLE TO COUNTER WITH SUCH A DROPKICK! IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED, CONNECTING FLUSH ON THE FACE OF MONAGHAN BUT TO YOUR POINT DEADPREZ, THERE WASN’T ANYTHING KASSIDY COULD DO! SHE COULDN’T STOP THE ENTIRE FRAME OF LIMMY’S COMING CRASHING DOWN ON TOP. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF BOTH COMPETITORS ARE GOING TO MAKE IT BACK INTO THE RING!
(Once again, the official slides out of the ring to check on both competitors. Neither of which are moving at the moment and with little other choice, the official returns to the ring to begin the ten count)
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Gavin Kirkland: After a sickening crash like that, I can’t imagine either competitor being able to beat something as short as a ten count.
Eve: I hate to imagine a Championship match such as this coming to a sudden end all because the risk taken on the outside backfired way too heavily for either competitor to recover or even one of them to recover at all!
Ref: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Deadprez: Both competitors begin to slowly rise back to their feet, still quite dazed and feeling the effects of that hugely consequential sequence just moments ago. But it’s Kassidy who stumbles towards Limmy and connects with a forearm to the face! It causes Limmy to slump back down to the ringside area slightly before he returns serve with an elbow being dropped on the forehead!
Ref: SEVEN!!!!
Eve: I DON’T THINK THEY’RE LISTENING TO THE REFEREE AS THEY BEGIN TO TEE OFF ON ONE ANOTHER. RIGHT PUNCHES BEING DRIVEN INTO THE HEADS OF THE OTHER!!! THE CROWD IS RISING TO THEIR FEET APPLAUDING IT BUT THE REFEREE ISN’T GOING TO STOP THEIR COUNT!!
Ref: EIGHT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE’S COUNT IS AT EIGHT AND LIMMY GETS THE FINAL STRIKE IN, IT LEAVES KASSIDY HEART WOBBLY ON HER FEET…BUT STILL BOTH WRESTLERS DIVE TOWARDS THE RING!!!!
Ref: NINE!!!
Deadprez: LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS INSIDE THE RING! HE MANAGES TO BEAT THE TEN COUNT– BUT KASSIDY COLLAPSES ON THE OUTSIDE!!! MONAGHAN MIGHT JUST WIN THIS MATCH BUT HE WON’T BE CHAMPION!
Ref: TE—
Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY RECOVERS AND MAKES IT BACK INSIDE THE RING JUST IN TIME AND BOTH KASSIDY AND LIMMY BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF OF VERY SIMILAR REASONS.
(The Champion and the challenger remain laid out in the ring, trying to recover the best they can)
Deadprez: The momentum of this match has flipped back and forth several times in this contest but now we find ourselves once again on an equal playing field. Neither one racing to their feet, instead it’s a slow, progressive rise back up, back to being on equal footing but neither Kassidy nor Limmy have taken their eyes off the other. They meet, center of the ring, this humid Louisiana summer night beginning to take its toll on their bodies. AND KASS STRIKES FIRST WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! THE SWEAT FLYING OFF THE HEAD OF MONAGHAN FLIES OFF IN RAINDROP SIZE BEADS. BUT HE RESPONDS IN KIND WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN!
Eve: THIS ISI QUCKLY BECOMING A SLUGFEST, JUST HAYMAKERS BEING SENT FLYING FROM BOTH THESE TWO! NOT A SINGLE BIT OF THEIR PUNCHES ARE BEING PULLED AND THE MOST ILL OF INTENTIONS BEHIND EACH. IT’S DEVOLVING TO JUST A STRAIGHT UP FIST FIGHT AND A FAR CRY FROM A WRESTLING MATCH!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS FOR BOTH COMPETITORS TO BE THE WORLD CHAMPION! TO ABANDON MOVES AND STYLE, TO ABANDON ALL THE FLASH AND BRILLIANCE, TO ABANDON EVEN WHAT IT IS THAT THEY THEMSELVES HAVE MASTERED IN THEIR CAREERS, AND JUST HAVING A GOOD OLD FASHIONED SLOBBERKNOCKER OF A FIGHT, SOMETHING AS BASIC AS IT GETS!
Deadprez: LIMMY BEGINS TO GET THE UPPER HAND! HIS PUNCHES BEGIN TO LAND A LITTLE MORE FREQUENTLY AND THEY BEGIN TO STACK UP. ONE BECOMING TWO BEFORE KASSIDY CAN RESPOND! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION SLOWLY SINKS LOWER AND LOWER– BUT SHE ROARS BACK WITH A FLURRY OF HER OWN!
Eve: THERE’S ZERO QUIT IN THE KING, IN THE CONQUERER! AND SHE’S MAKING IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT SHE WON’T JUST SURRENDER TO MONAGHAN! SHE RALLIES TOGETHER A NUMBER OF FOREARM SHOTS TO THE JAW! ONCE MORE, BEADS OF SWEAT FLYING INTO THE THICK, HUMID NIGHT AS IT’S NOW THE CHALLENGER WHO STAGGERS, IT’S NOW THE CHALLENGER WHO IS UNEASY ON HIS FEET–
Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY GOES FOR ONE TOO MANY AND THIS TIME LIMMY DUCKS BENEATH! HE DUCKS BENEATH AND FLOATS BEHIND, TRAPPING THE ARMS AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE, MOMENTUM SHIFTING DRAGON SUPLEX!!!
Eve: KASSIDY LANDS ON HER NECK…BUT SHE’S IMMEDIATELY BACK TO HER FEET! FORCING HERSELF TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN OF IT ALL, GRIMACING AS SHE DOES SO, YOU CAN TELL JUST HOW MUCH DAMAGE THAT DRAGON SUPLEX DID BUT SHE’S BACK TO HER FEET AND LIMMY BARELY RECOGNISES IT!
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY FINALLY TURNS AROUND BUT HE’S MET WITH A PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST FROM KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY ALMOST PUNTING THE STERNUM OF THE MONARCH OUT OF BATON ROUGE! LIMMY COLLAPSES BACK TO THE CANVAS BUT SHE’S NOT LOOKING TO BE DONE WITH HER CHALLENGER JUST YET!
Deadprez: NO, SHE ISN’T! LIMMY BEGINS TO CRAWL ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES, TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM KASS BUT KASSIDY SWIFTLY BOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD! GOOD LORD THAT WAS A SICK KICK THAT ALMOST MADE THE PENALTY KICK JUST MOMENTS AGO SEEM LIKE CHILD’S PLAY.
Eve: I FEEL LIKE WE’RE STARTING TO SEE THE SAME SIDE OF KASSIDY HEART THAT ATTACKED LIMMY SEVERAL WEEKS AGO. THE AGGRESSION AND THE LACK OF CARE FOR SOMEONE ELSE’S HEALTH BECOMING MORE AND MORE APARANT AS SHE ONCE AGAIN JUST BOOTS THE POOR GUY IN THE HEAD! HE’S BARELY GOT ANY DEFENSES UP!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON LIMMY! HE’S GOT WALTER SCREAMING ON THE OUTSIDE, BEGGING FOR HIM TO GET BACK INTO IT…BUT THE EYES OF KASSIDY PAINT AN UGLY IMMEDIATELY FUTURE!
Eve: KASSIDY BEGINS TO BACK AWAY AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS STORY FOR LIMMY MONAGHAN ISN’T GOING TO BE SOMETHING THAT ENDS WITH HIM RIDING OFF AS CHAMPION, LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER! KASSIDY LINES UP AND RACES IN…PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!!! THE CURB STOMP DRIVING THE HEAD OF MONAGHAN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVA–
Crowd: VNBFKDJVBWDKIJVBWRKJVBWRKJVHBERJHVRBEJVHER
**CRACK**
Deadprez: HOLY FUCK MONAGHAN LIFTS KASSIDY INTO THE AIR AS SHE STEPS UP FOR THE CURB STOMP!!! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO UP THERE…MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE IS DELIVERED STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART, TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS COLLIDING! THE CHAMPION COULDN’T PROTECT HERSELF AND INSTEAD EATS A KNEE STRIKE FROM THE CHALLENGER! MONAGHAN ROLLS OVER AND INTO THE COVER!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A SPECTACULAR REVERSAL IN MY CAREER!
Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: NO! NO! KICKOUT FROM KASSIDY HEART! THE CHAMP REMAINS ALIVE! THE CHAMP REMAINS ALIVE!!!
Eve: BUT FOR HOW LONG?!? MONAGHAN BACKS HIMSELF INTO A CORNER, HE REALISES HOW PRECIOUS THIS MOMENT IS. HE DROPS THE ELBOW PAD DOWN AND POINTS THE GUN AT THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD! I DON’T THINK SHE REALISES JUST WHAT’S ABOUT TO COME TUMBLING DOWN BEHIND HER AND THE ABSOLUTE BULLET ONLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM BEING FIRED BY MONAGHAN! THAT KNEE STRIKE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED HER LOOPY TO THE POINT WHERE SHE’S ONLY FIGHTING ON INSTINCTS!
Walter Bivens: (no mic) DO IT! DO IT!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU HEAR THE DEMANDS FROM BIVENS AND MONAGHAN ISN’T SECOND GUESSING IT. HE RACES TOWARDS HEART WHO DOESN’T REALISE WHAT’S COMING…HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!! IT CONNECTS!! IT CONNECTS!!! KASSIDY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP.
Walter Bivens: (no mic) AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
Deadprez: IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT WON’T LAST HERE TONIGHT, IT’S THE REIGN OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IF MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH ‘OUTLAST’! AND HE DOESN’T HESITATE IN PULLING KASSIDY UP BY HER HAIR AND ONCE MORE BACKS HIMSELF AWAY, BACKS HIMSELF INTO A CORNER PREPARING FOR A SECOND, EVEN MORE LETHAL HIBERNIAN DAGGER!
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY MONAGHAN IS ABOUT TO REALISE HIS DESTINY AND A NEW MONARCH IS ABOUT TO BE INSTALLED ON THE BLUE BRAND!!! HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: NO! KASSIDY DUCKS AND CLUTCHES THE ARM! SHE SPINS LIMMY DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND TRAPS IT INTO THE KIMURA LOCK! THE KIMURA LOCK IS CINCHED IN AND SHE’S ALMOST THERE! ‘THANK U, NEXT’ RENDERED LIMMY MONAGHAN ABSOLUTELY LIFELESS JUST TWO WEEKS AGO ON SHOWDOWN! THE SAME MOVE THAT TORE THE ROTATOR CUFF OF WALTER BIVENS! THAT FORCED THE ACE TO TAP OUT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
Deadprez: AND LIMMY RECOGNISES THE DANGER! HE’S SCRAMBLING, TRYING TO KEEP THE OTHER ARM FREE, TRYING TO KEEP IT FAR AND AWAY FROM THE GRASP OF KASSIDY HEART! IT’S ALMOST A LIFE AND DEATH STRUGGLE AT THE MOMENT, HE KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT THE MOMENT IT’S LOCKED IN THERE’S NO GOING BACK, THERE’S NO ESCAPE, THERE’S NO SURVIVAL.
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIMMY DIGS BACK TO THE FEW TIMES IN THIS MATCH HE’S COUNTERED A SUBMISSION OR SUBMISSION ATTEMPT! KASSIDY’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE ARMBAR SO LIMMY LETS HER, SHE DROPS TO HER BACK BUT IT ALLOWS MONAGHAN TO COLLAPSE ON TOP OF HER AND INTO A PIN! THE CHAMPION MIGHT SLIP UP HERE!!
Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON HER GREATEST SUBMISSION HOLD! BUT SHE’S NOT FREE, INSTEAD IT’S LIMMY WHO TAKES CONTROL OF THE WRIST AND DRAGS KASSIDY BACK TO HER FEET TO CONNECT WITH ANOTHER MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!!!!!!!!
Eve: BUT KASS CUTS LIMMY OFF WITH A HEADBUTT! KASSIDY ALMOST TAKING THE BRUNT OF THE KNEE STRIKE TO THROW HER SKULL TOWARDS LIMMY’S AND IT HAS SHAKEN THE CHALLENGER RIGHT DOWN TO HIS CORE! LIMMY CAN BARELY STAND ON HIS FEET AS SHE BEGINS TO UNLOAD MORE AND MORE, ONCE AGAIN JUST BEATING THE EVER LOVING CRAP OUT OF MONAGHAN!
Deadprez: LIMMY TRIES HIS BEST TO COVER UP BUT HE’S BECOMING OVERWHELMED BY THESE PUNCHES AND KICKS FROM KASSIDY HEART! LIMMY LOOKING TO VALIANTLY FIGHT BACK BUT KASS IMMEDIATELY ENDS ANY ATTEMPT WITH A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE! SHIT IT MIGHT HAVE BUSTED LIMMY’S NOSE OPEN ON CONTACT! BUT SHE DOESN’T WASTE A SECOND AND BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. LIMMY IS DELERIOUS AND IT ALLOWS KASSIDY TO LOCK IN THE STRAITJACKET GERMAN SUPLEX! AND IT CONNECTS! HOLDING THE BRIDGE FOR A PIN!!
Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: And Limmy stays alive kicking out at the count of three! I don’t know how much longer he’s going to be able to withstand this kind of punishment from Kassidy, the Champion is in complete control and it’s not just a little bit, she’s beginning to overwhelm and brutalise him just with her own limbs!
(Kassidy takes a moment to breathe, recognising that Limmy is down on the canvas and won’t be fighting back anytime soon. She slowly begins to roll out of the ring and search underneath)
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:
Crowd: :lupe:
(After a moment or two, Kassidy’s eyes pop up from the ground with clearly undesirable and terrifying intentions. Slowly she begins to raise…)
Deadprez: :roman: A KNIFE?!?!?
Crowd: :roman: !!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: EXCUSE ME BUT THAT’S FUCKING ILLEGAL!!! SOMEONE ARREST THIS WOMAN! WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A MUDER IN THE RING!!!
Eve: I don’t think she has murder on her mind, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t have some sickening feeling in my gut about what her intentions with that knife may be.
Deadprez: Kassidy slowly slides back into the ring, her eyes, like so many times in this match, refusing to stray from Monaghan who remains barely stirring on the canvas. Kassidy begins to approach her fallen challenger who begins to realise the peril of his situation!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN THINKING?!?! SHE’S RAISING THE KNIFE INTO THE AIR! SOMEONE STOP HER!!!!
**STAB**
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**RIP**
Gavin Kirkland: O.
Deapdrez: THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…WASN’T LOOKING TO STAB HER CHALLENGER BUT INSTEAD IS BEGINNING TO SHRED THE RING CANVAS APART! TEARING DOWN TO THE CUSHIONED MATS BELOW AND RIPPING THEM APART TO EXPOSE THE HARD, UNFORGIVING AND MERCILESS TIMBER BELOW!
Eve: EACH TIME WE SEE THOSE BOARD EXPOSED I FEEL A TERRIBLE SICKNESS IN MY STOMACH KNOWING THAT THERE’S ONLY PAIN AND SUFFERING TO BE INFLICTED ON THEM. AS YOU SAID DEADPREZ, THEY’RE UNFORGIVING, THEY’RE MERCILESS. THEY DON’T HAVE ANY GIVE. IT’S THE SINGLE MOST PUNISHING SURFACE AN ELITIST COULD HAVE THEIR BODIES CRASHING ON THAT ISN’T PURE CONCRETE.
Gavin Kirkland: YOU KNOW WHAT, MY POINT STILL STANDS. THIS WOMAN IS LITERALLY INSANE, SOMEONE SEND THIS WOMAN TO THE CLOSEST ASYLUM NO MATTER HOW DETERIORATED IT IS. THE MORE DILAPIDATED THE BETTER I RECKON!
Deadprez: LIMMY TRIES TO RALLY HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, HE KICKS THE KNIFE OUT OF THE HAND OF KASSIDY AND IT TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST…BUT IT JUST LACKS THE POWER NEEDED! IT JUST FALLS SHORT OF HITTING THE MARK AND KASSIDY HEART JUST BRUSHES IT OFF AS IF IT’S NOTHING.
Eve: HALF THE RING’S PROTECTIVE COVER HAS BEEN REMOVED AND LIMMY FINDS HIMSELF BACK UP ON UNDESIRABLE TERRITORY AS KASSIDY RESPONDS WITH A PRECISE KICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE KNEE! IT CAUSES LIMMY TO BUCKLE DOWN TO THE BOARDS, EVEN JUST THE RATTLE FROM THAT IS A TERRIFYING SOUND OF IMPENDING DOOM.
Gavin Kirkland: AND I DON’T THINK LIMMY HAS ENOUGH TO FIGHT BACK TO THE DEGREE TO AVOID SERIOUS HARM! KASS QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH SLIDING STRIKE TO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN! AND THIS SICK, TWISTED WOMAN DOESN’T EVEN FEEL THE IMPACT ON THE BOARDS! SHE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE–
Deadprez: BUT AGAIN LIMMY POWERS OUT! REFUSING TO DIE ANYTIME SOON EVEN IF IT’S NOT IN THE BEST INTEREST OF HIS HEALTH.
Eve: I don’t think there’s anyone watching tonight that isn’t convinced that Limmy Monaghan has proven himself being capable of belonging here, facing the best, hanging with the best, but this is just an undesirable situation. The King has faded and the animalistic side of Kassidy Heart is beginning to rise closer and closer to the surface.
Deadprez: Not just getting closer…THAT SIDE OF HER IS HERE AS KASSIDY TAKES LIMMY’S HEAD BY BOTH HANDS AND PROCEEDS TO DRIVE IT STRAIGHT INTO THE TIMBER! THE BACK OF LIMMY’S SKULL BOUNCING OFF THE WOODWORK WITH THAT SICKENING RATTLE ECHOING THROUGHOUT A TIGER STADIUM FULL OF FANS WHO ARE BECOMING LESS AND LESS VOCAL AND MORE STUNNED AT WHAT THEY’RE SEEING.
Gavin Kirkland: TO HIS CREDIT, LIMMY IS TRYING TO COVER UP, TRYING TO PROTECT THE BACK OF HIS SKULL BUT IT’S TO SUCH LITTLE AVAIL. KASSIDY’S RELENTLESSNESS, THAT BRUTALITY THAT WE ALL KNOW EXISTS IS BEGINNING TO TAKE OVER!
Eve: OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHE’S JUST BASICALLY BLUDGEONING LIMMY’S HEAD INTO THE TIMBER, THERE ISN’T ANYTHING MORE TO IT! AND THE REFEREE’S HANDS ARE TIED, THEY CAN’T DO A SINGLE THING TO STOP THIS OUTSIDE OF STEPPING IN TO CALL IT FOR THE SAKE OF LIMMY’S HEALTH!!!
Deadprez: LIMMY STILL SO DEFIANT, STILL SO RESILIENT TRYING TO KEEP THE PROTECTION UP BUT KASSIDY RISES TO HER FEET AND SWIFTLY PUNTS HIM IN THE RIBCAGE! IT CAUSES LIMMY TO START PROTECTING HIS RIBS, CLUTCHING THEM BUT SHE SWOOPS IN AND ROLLS HIM OVER, ONLY TO TAKE THE FACE OF MONAGHAN AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE WOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: FUCK, HE’S SO FUCKING HANDSOME AND THIS WILL RUIN THOSE DEVILISH GOOD LOOKS! AND IT’S CAUSED A MASSIVE GASH TO OPEN UP ON HIS FOREHEAD! JUST BATTERING THE SKULL OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND THE EXPOSED SKIN COLLIDING WITH TIMBER HAS RESULTED IN BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THE HEAD OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
(The crowd begins to voice their displeasure at the brutal display in the ring. Kassidy rises to her feet and admires the blood that has begun to soak her hands)
Deadprez: This, ladies and gentlemen, is the woman who reigns over Showdown and reigns over Showdown like none other: And now she’s looking to put an exclamation mark on this contest, to put it away for good. There’s nothing technical or genius about what’s about to happen next, no expertise in the final bullet being fired straight into the skull of her challenger.
Gavin Kirkland: He’s fought bravely and valiantly, but this is sadly the end of the line for Limmy Monaghan!!
Deasprez: KASS BACKS AWAY, ONCE MORE MEASURING HER OPPONENT. LIMMY REVERSED IT LAST TIME AND NEARLY PULLED OFF THE UPSET WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE COUNTER BUT THIS TIME I DON’T RECKON THERE WILL BE ANY SORT OF HAPPY ENDING. KASSIDY CHARGES IN, FULL OF SPEED…‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’ STRAIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED TIMBER OF THE RING–
Walter Bivens: (no mic) WAIT! WAIT! STOP! KASSIDY STOP!
(The camera pans to Walter Bivens with a white towel in hand. He has it raised in the air, ready to throw it into the ring just a step before Kassidy raised her boot)
Gavin Kirkland: THANK GOD SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD IS ABLE TO SPARE LIMMY! I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY COMING BACK IF KASSIDY HAD FOLLOWED THROUGH.
Eve: BUT DO YOU THINK LIMMY WOULD APPRECIATE THE TOWEL BEING THROWN IN? HE’S A FIGHTER, WE’VE SEEN HIM FIGHT BACK OR GO DOWN SWINGING, NOT HAVE SOMEONE END THE MATCH FOR HIS SAKE!
Deadprez: And that might just be why Walter didn’t follow through on throwing that towel in! He knows Limmy better than anyone! He knows that he wouldn’t appreciate having his match called off like this!
Kassidy Heart: :lupe:
(Kassidy takes a moment to consider Walter’s obvious plea)
Kassidy Heart: :mjlol2:
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASSIDY DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT! SHE’S A COLD HEARTED MONSTER AFTER ALL! SHE KNOWS ALL HER TROUBLES WITH BIVENS AND MONAGHAN WILL BE OVER THE MOMENT SHE DRIVES HER BOOT INTO LIMMY’S SKULL AND CRUSHES IT BETWEEN IT AND THE TIMBER! KASS BACKS AWAY, REFUSING TO LET BIVENS DISTRACT HER IN ANY WAY. SHE ONCE AGAIN RACES TOWARDS LIMMY–
Deadprez: LIMMY AGAIN POPS BACK UP! THE DISTRACTION WAS JUST ENOUGH FOR MONAGHAN TO RECOVER AND THIS TIME HE HOISTS KASSIDY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!! KASSIDY TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, TRYING TO SPLIT THE GASH ON LIMMY’S HEAD MORE AND MORE OPEN BUT THROUGH THE CRIMSON MASK THE LOOK ON THE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN IS A DETERMINATION THAT WON’T BE STOPPED!
Eve: KASSIDY IS ABOUT TO REGRET EVER MAKING THE WOODWORK A FACTOR IN THIS! LIMMY DROPS HER DOWN…..THROUGH THE WIRE!!!!!! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROPPED INTO A SPIKE PILEDRIVER DRIVES KASSIDY HEART’S SKULL INTO THE TIMBER!!!! COVER! INTO THE COVER! LIMMY COVERS KASSIDY FOR THE PIN!!!
Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: UNBELIEVABLE. KASSIDY MANAGES TO FIND THE STRENGTH TO POWER OUT OF IT! THE LOOK OF DESPAIR ON THE FACE OF MONAGHAN TELLS IT ALL, SPIKING KASSIDY’S SKULL INTO THE TIMBER MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LAST GASP EFFORT, ALL THAT HE HAD LEFT. BUT AT THE VERY LEAST IT’S PUT AN END TO KASSIDY’S ONSLAUGHT FOR NOW!
Eve: FOR HIS SAKE, HE HOPES THE MAULER IS DOWN AND DOWN FOR GOOD. THAT VICIOUS SIDE OF THE CHAMPION HAS TURNED THESE BOARDS INTO AN UNHOLY AND UNNATURAL RED COLOUR ALL FROM THE BLOOD SPILLED FROM LIMMY’S HEAD.
Gavin Kirkland: THE WHEELS MUST BE TURNING IN LIMMY’S MIND, TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO PUT KASSIDY DOWN. HE’S SEARCHING OVER THIS RING BUT LOOKING DOWN AT THE BOARDS AT HIS FEET, THE SAME ENVIRONMENT THAT HAS CAUSED HIM SO MUCH SUFFERING COULD VERY WELL BE THE ANSWER TO HIS PROBLEM.
Deadprez: HE’S A MAN WHO HAS PREPARED WELL AND KNOWS THE HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS KASSIDY HEART HAS SUFFERED! LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, CLEARLY UNSTABLE, CLEARLY LACKING ALL HIS STRENGTH, AND DRAGS KASSIDY BACK TO HERS. LIMMY HOISTS KASSIDY UP AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP BRAINBUSTER DOWN ONTO THE EXPOSED TIMBER!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIMMY CAN’T STOP THERE! HE NEEDS TO USE HIS SURROUNDINGS TO THE ABSOLUTE MAX! HE DRAGS KASSIDY BACK TO HER FEET BUT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION JUST SLUMPS DOWN, BARRELING LIMMY OVER IN THE PROCESS!!
Eve: The exhaustion of these competitors being impossible to not see. They’ve both given their all, they’ve both had to dig deep in order to keep themselves alive but now we’re winding down to the final moments, the deciding moments and even despite having the strength to pull off that brainbuster, Limmy just wasn’t able to capitalise!
Deadprez: However he remains the one who seems to be in the best position to win this match. Kassidy tries to stir back to her feet but Limmy has already reached his. He stands over the Answers World Champion with that focused glare telling you all that you need to know, that he wants to end this for good!
Gavin Kirkland: DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES! LIMMY RIPS KASSIDY RIGHT BACK TO HER FEET AND DRAGS HER BACK TOWARDS THE EXPOSED TIMBER. HE HOOKS HER UNDERNEATH AND IS GONNA END THIS WITH ONE MOVE! 808’S AND HEARTBREAK MIGHT NOT JUST END THIS MATCH, BUT IT MIGHT GIVE KASSIDY HEART A CONCUSSION SHE’LL NEVER COME BACK FROM!
Deadprez: LIMMY HOISTS KASSIDY UP…BUT KASSIDY FIRES WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! THE SPARK OF LIFE IN KASSIDY HEART STUNS THE CHALLENGER WHO JUST DROPS HER SLIGHTLY! BUT LIMMY REGRIPS HIS OPPONENT AND ONCE AGAIN LOOKS FOR THE 808’S AND HEARTBREAK!!
Eve: BUT AGAIN KASSIDY TRIES TO WRESTLE FREE FROM IT, THIS TIME SHE MANAGES TO BREAK AWAY BUT THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO, SHE CAN BARELY ESCAPE AND INSTEAD– *MURDER TO EXCELLENCE* CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
(Kassidy drops to her knees on the canvas as Limmy tries to recompose himself. Walter slams his good hand down onto the ring apron to encourage Limmy as the crowd begins to clap)
Deadprez: COULD THIS BE LIMMY MONAGHAN’S MOMENT?!? COULD THIS BE THE ARRIVAL OF HIS DESTINY?!? TIME TIME TO BECOME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HE ONCE AGAIN READIES HIMSELF FOR ONE FINAL AND LETHAL HANGMAN’S ELBOW…BUT THIS TIME HE LINES HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THE CHAMPION. HE WANTS HER TO SEE THE FINAL BULLET FIRED RIGHT INTO HER FACE RATHER THAN FIRED INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! LIMMY STEPS FORWARD, HE SWINGS THE ELBOW!!! HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: NO! KASSIDY LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE CANVAS WITH EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY SHE HAS LEFT IN HER AND TRAPS THE ARM OF MONAGHAN! THE TWO SPIN BEFORE COLLAPSING DOWN ON THE WOOD BUT KASSIDY KEEPS THE ARM TRAPPED! SHE TRAPS THE OTHER BEHIND THE BACK OF MONAGHAN AND THE ‘THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES’ HAS BEEN LOCKED IN!!! KASSIDY WITH A PRIMAL SCREAM WITH ALL HER MIGHT TRYING TO APPLY MORE AND MORE PRESSURE TO THE SHOULDERS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Deadprez: BUT HOW LONG CAN LIMMY HOLD ON FOR? HOW LONG CAN HE ENDURE THIS? THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, ON EXPOSED WOOD NONETHELESS! ESCAPE IS SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE– AS KASSIDY BEGINS TO HEADBUTT THE SHOULDER OF MONAGHAN! OVER AND OVER AGAIN TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO QUIT, TO GIVE UP!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN JUST THOSE HEADBUTTS, OR EVEN BITING THE SHOULDER! LIMMY’S LOOK OF DETERMINATION IS UNWAVERING AS HE TRIES TO BREAK FREE–
Eve: BUT KASSIDY BEGINS TO DRIVE THE SKULL OF MONAGHAN BACK INTO THE WOOD! AGAIN AND AGAIN BOUNCING THE SKULL OFF THE UNFORGIVING SURFACE, TRYING TO RENDER HER OPPONENT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNCONSCIOUS. AND LIMMY’S DETERMINED LOOK IS BEGINNING TO FADE, THE WHIPLASH OF HIS HEAD BOUNCING IN THIS SICKENING MANNER CAN ONLY BE TOLERABLE FOR SO LONG AND HAS A LIMIT WHETHER HE WANTS TO ADMIT IT OR NOT.
Deadprez: AND THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ISN’T GIVING UP IN THE SLIGHTEST. SHE KEEPS DRIVING IT INTO THE TIMBER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AND LIMMY…LIMMY ISN’T EVEN RESPONSIVE! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING HIM…
Deadprez: **…BUT IT’S OVER! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!**
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West begins to play as Kassidy Heart releases the submission hold on Limmy Monaghan and flops to the side. She takes considerable breaths as the opportunity to relax arrives. After a moment, the referee helps her up, handing her the Answers World Championship and raising her hand in victory)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..AAAAAANNNNNDDDD SSSSSTTTTTIIIIIIILLLLLLL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! KKKKAAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDYYYYYYY HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Deadprez: It was a match that we anticipated would not just simply live up to our expectations, but even surpass them. Two warriors, two Elitists who represent the very best that Showdown has to offer left nothing in the ring with their stubborn refusal to die. However despite a courageous and valiant effort, it’s the Answers World Champion successfully retaining her title here tonight!
Eve: Limmy Monaghan had the chance to at the very least prove to the world that he’s an outstanding Elitist who truly is destined to someday become the Answers World Champion and even in defeat, the fact that he brought out THIS side of Kassidy Heart, the fact that he took her to such an extreme limit in his first World Championship match is all that I myself need to know that soon enough that destiny will be realised.
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart notches another successful title defense beneath her belt as she inches closer and closer to her ambitions of being regarded as the greatest to ever do it. One of the most impressive World Championship reigns in history continues to grow at least for another month and a half; we may have some idea of what awaits her at Reasonable Doubt and it might just be her toughest challenge to date.
(As Kassidy continues to celebrate her victory, Walter assists Limmy out of the ring. The two make their way up the ramp. Kassidy steps away towards the center of the ring, dropping to her haunches and taking in yet another victory and the camera fades to black)
(A graphic for the next match is shown on the screen.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Crowd repeats; “ONE FALL!”)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPP!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly as a promo package for this Universal Women’s Championship match is shown and the feud between these two women is recapped. The screens pause in the middle and a Mexican flag takes over the graphics. The lights strobe red, white and green as the fans begin to quickly boo.)
Persephone: These dumbasses are probably just mad they didn’t get to finish their extra-large sized nachos and slurpees during the promo package.
(All the lights fade to black and then an explosion of the strobing lights appears again as this time, Ximena’s custom graphics appear on the screen and ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to sound throughout the arena. Inviting a chorus of boos from these fans, Ximena Velasquez walks out from the curtain with a half Mexican, half American flag draped over her shoulders staring intently at the stage.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER! WEIGHING IN AT 180 POOOUNNDSSSSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF EL PASO, TEXASSSSSS!!!! XIMENNNAAAAAAA ‘LA DIOSAAAAA’ VELASQUEEEZZZZZZ!!!
(Crowd boos loudly as she looks up at them and stops at the top of the ramp. She lifts her flag up and begins to walk down the ramp.)
James Peters: This mean mug is not someone to take lightly at all, Ms. Extreme knows that. She is as unfriendly as that expression on her face. The feud between these two has become personal and tonight, it’s about more than just championship dreams for this woman. It’s about representing her family, her community and where she comes from. It’s also about punishing Ms. Extreme and taking this title by force, she wants to make a statement that the ‘La Diosa’ era is here and now, and it’s not going anywhere.
Rich Russillo: It very well might be, she has taken EAW by storm and not let up since the moment she arrived on these shores. She can do it all, she can beat you up and bully you with throws and physical feats that defy logic, or she can out-wrestle you on the mat. She has no areas of weakness, but tonight, she’ll need more than skill. She’ll need conviction and resolve to outlast Ms. Extreme, someone who is known for her stubborn toughness. Tonight will be her first title match in EAW and it’s going to be a massive test. If all goes to plan for Ximena, she leaves tonight as a world champion and having possibly the quickest rise to success this company has ever seen. One of the most dominant first runs we’ve ever seen.
James Peters: That is true, but as you said, it takes perseverance too. They told Mike Tyson he was the greatest because he was a “specimen” and do you know what he said?
Persephone: No because I’m not a fucking nerd?
James Peters: He said; “It takes more than that to be a fighter.” It takes resolve and it takes toughness that is only learned through warfare. But if ‘La Diosa’ can get the job done tonight and knock Ms. Extreme off…that is a truly scary thought.
(Ximena rolls into the ring and raises the flag into the air. The fans boo her and rain down the negative chants, but Ximena Velasquez pays them no mind. She stares back at the stage and awaits the arrival of the champion.)
(The lights turn completely black and then flicker red. A red crown fades onto the titantron and then all the lights die out and everything goes black again. ‘Throne’ by Saint Mesa begins to play as the crowd erupts into cheers. The red and white lights circulate this arena as all the eyes peel towards the stage, Ms. Extreme and her Universal Women’s championship make their way onto the stage and she gives a hard glare down the ramp towards her challenger.)
Bella Braxton: AND NOW, WRESTLING OUT OF CALABASAS, CALIFORNIAAAAAA!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 135 POOOUNNDSSSS, SHE IS THE ‘RED QUEEN’ AND THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONNNNNNNN!!!! MS. EXTTTTRRREEEEEEEMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: We’ve said it before, but the toughness of this woman can’t be understated. She has it all and is an incredible wrestler, but what really stands out is the fact that she looks every challenge in the eyes and says bring it on. She invites the tough challengers and the hardest matches. She wants greatness to define her legacy and she wants to do so by taking these matches that nobody else would want. She’s partial to exactly her namesake; the extreme.
James Peters: Indeed, seeing as how personal these two have gotten in the buildup of this match, you know Ms. Extreme is just chomping at the bit to get in there and start this match. She wants to put Ximena in her place as a challenger and prove once more that her head will wear the crown for as long as she pleases. That nobody is going to take her title away from her and you’d need an army with you to even come close.
Rich Russillo: She’s walking in here tonight with a fire burning under her soul to prove to the world that she doesn’t need to be bigger or stronger to be tougher. That she can overcome any obstacle and should never be an underdog because in her mind, she’s the biggest dog of the yard. She runs this shit and tonight, she’ll have the chance to prove that against an extremely tough challenger. One who is brewing to rip that title away from her and capitalize off the tremendous opportunity in front of her. Who wants it more? We’re about to find out!
(The crowd cheers loudly as Ms. Extreme walks down the ramp with her title in the air. Wasting no time, she rolls into the ring and gets in the face of Ximena. Ms. Extreme looking up to her challenger, not giving an inch and staying in her face. The two eventually separate with the referee pushing them apart and Ms. Extreme hands him her title. He holds it into the air and then hands it aside to ringside workers, calling for the timekeeper to ring the bell and begin the match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: HERE WE GO! This Universal Women’s Championship match is officially underway!
Rich Russillo: Look at this! Already, Ximena straight out of the corner, she locks up with Ms. Extreme and pressures her back into the corner! We knew Ximena would be physically imposing in this match, but man, she really is using that strength right out of the gates! Pressing Ms. Extreme against the turnbuckles and keeping a forearm firmly planted in her face!
Persephone: I mean, she’s built like Lebron James with a vagina, and Ms. Extreme is built like she works at starbucks.
James Peters: Whatever that means…Ximena is keeping Ms. Extreme in that corner and the referee is giving her a 5 count. Ximena releases Ms. Extreme at 5, BUT MS. EXTREME SHOVES HER TO THE GROUND! Ms. Extreme with a big shoveto Ximena, she put her on the canvas and just sent a message to Ximena! Ms. Extreme will not be bullied! She’s the champion for a reason! Ximena Velasquez back to her feet, muscling Ms. Extreme back into the turnbuckles, launching a heavy chop at the chest of Ms. Extreme! She evades it and lands her own chop on Ximena!!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme with the chop, but Ximena shook that one right off! Ms. Extreme is shocked and Ximena comes out of the corner with another chop! No! Again, Ms. Extreme has it scouted, she did her homework and Ximena can’t catch her! Ms. Extreme now lands another slicing chop of her own, that one took some breath from ‘La Diosa’! Here comes Ms. Extreme, she bounds off the second rope, looking for a springboard-
James Peters: BANG! XIMENA LANDED A HEAVY CHOP WHILE MS. EXTREME WAS IN MIDAIR AND THAT ONE DROPPED HER TO THE MAT IN A HEAP! Wow! The power of Ximena is something else! Just leagues above everyone else, one chop and Ms. Extreme is clutching at her chest and coughing! If Ximena can keep landing them, the champion is in for a long night! Ximena scrapes the champion’s body off the canvas and JUST THROWS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE TOSSED MS. EXTREME LIKE SHE WAS A LITTLE BABY!!
Persephone: She’s weak as hell, Ms. Extreme just weighs as much as a table leg.
(Ximena eyes the commentary team as Persephone’s face goes white.)
James Peters: I think she heard you.
Persephone: Who knew shrek had such good hearing.
Rich Russillo: Wait, she’s coming out here..
James Peters: MAN, LOOK WHAT YOU DID! XIMENA WITH MS. EXTREME IN HER HANDS, SHE DRAGS HER TO THE OUTSIDE AND LAUNCHES MS. EXTREME RIGHT OVER OUR TABLE AND SHE CRASHES INTO PERSEPHONE’S LAP!!!
(*CRASH*)
Persephone: GET THIS SWEATY NASTY BITCH THE FUCK OFF ME, GODDAMN!!!
Rich Russillo: XIMENA IS OUT FOR BLOOD TONIGHT AND NOBODY IS SAFE WITH THIS WOMAN OUT HERE! SHE GRABS THE CHAMP AGAIN AND SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Ximena just sent Ms. Extreme shoulder first into that steel post and the champion is grabbing her arm, hard! Something is definitely wrong, Ms. Extreme is yelling out in pain!
James Peters: Minutes into this match and it is a path of carnage already! Ximena is punishing the champion, rolling her back in the ring and Ms. Extreme looks to be in a world of pain! ‘La Diosa’ looks to continue the onslaught as she’s setting Ms. Extreme up in the pumphandle position! She’s gonna drive her down to the canvas with a pumphandle slam! UP GOES MS. EXTREME AND- NO! Ms. Extreme got the legs around the neck of Ximena and sent her tumbling across the ring with a frankensteiner!!
Rich Russillo: Ximena gets back to her feet and rushes towards Ms. Extreme again! The champion siesteps Ximena and takes her back! Ms. Extreme going for a big German suplex! Wait, her arm! Her shoulder is hurt and she can’t get Ximena up! She can’t power her up and Ximena drives a back elbow into the ear of the champion! Ms. Extreme is forced to release the hold and stumbles into the corner! Ximena soaring in after her, but Ms. Extreme gets a boot up and it snipes the jaw of Ximena! Stopped her in her tracks, she’s on wobbly legs!
James Peters: NOW MS. EXTREME TO THE SECOND ROPE! SHE BOUNDS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A DIVING KICK TO THE CALF OF XIMENA! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM MS. EXTREME! NOW THE CHAMPION RUNS TOWARDS XIMENA AGAIN AND SPIKES HER HEAD OFF THE CANVAS WITH A DRAGONRANA! A POWERFUL DRAGONRANA THAT PLANTED THE SKULL OF XIMENA INTO THE CANVAS!
Persephone: KICK HER ASS, MS. EXTREME!!!!!
(Rich and James both look at Persephone, shocked to see her supporting anybody, but Rex.)
Persephone: THAT BIG FOOT LOOKING BITCH TRIED TO KILL ME, FUCK HER UP CHAMP!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme can feel the energy of this crowd cheering her along! She grabs Ximena by the hair, but Ximena grabs that injured arm of Ms. Extreme and rips it down tto eh canvas! The champion is howling in pain as Ximena drops a quick elbow onto the chest of Ms. Extreme! As if those chops weren’t bad enough, that elbow looked like it punctured a hole in Ms. Extreme’s chest! She’s crawling towards the bottom rope, but Ximena is trying to drag her back into the center, there’s no moment of rest for Ms. Extreme. This onslaught from Ximena is terrifying right now! She’s got the legs of Ms. Extreme and throws her into the air-
James Peters: She lands on her feet! Ms. Extreme used to the top rope to somehow land back on her feet and now Ximena charges after her and Ms. Extreme evades the attack! Ximena tumbles over the top rope and she hits the apron on her way down to the floor! She slammed her back against that apron and fell to the floor! Ximena is down and Ms. Extreme sees her chance! Her arm is still in a world of pain, wait, what is she doing-
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT MS. EXTREME!
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: SHE JUST POPPED THAT SHOULDER BACK INTO PLACE! SHE YELLS OUT IN PAIN, BUT THAT WAS BADASS! MS. EXTREME LIVING UP TO THE NAMESAKE, WHAT TOUGHNESS FROM THE CHAMPION! CRACKS THAT SHOULDER BACK INTO SOCKET AND NOW SHE’S FEELING THE ELECTRICITY FROM THIS CROWD! SHE’S CALLING FOR A HIGH RISK MANEUVER- THE CHAMPION BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND LAUNCHES HERSELF OUTSIDE THE RING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THAT COMPLETELY FLATTENS XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!
(The crowd cheers for Ms. Extreme as she still clutches at her arm and gets back to her feet, full of adrenaline.)
James Peters: Ms. Extreme took the challenger out with a massive suicide dive and she’s fianlly managing to mount some offense against this fierce adversary! She grabs Ximena by the hair and throws her back under the bottom rope, now heading onto the turnbuckles, perched on the second turnbuckle is Ms. Extreme! Ximena looks up to FIND MS. EXTREME ABOUT TO FLY- XIMENA REACHES OUT AND TRIES TO GRAB MS. EXTREME! WAIT, SHE FAKED IT, MS. EXTREME FAKED A DIVING CROSSBODY AND XIMENA LUNGED TOWARDS HER, BUT THERE WAS NO WATER IN THE POOL!
Rich Russillo: NOW ANOTHER DIVING KICK TO THE CALF! THAT ONE ALMOST LOOKED MORE LIKE A STOMP! NOTHING THE CHALLENGER COULD DO BOUT THAT ONE AND SHE BUCKLED TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP OF PAIN! Now it’s Ms. Extreme’s turn to inflict some pain! She kicks the calf of Ximena again, NOW AGAIN! Two nasty kicks that dig into the calf of Ximena and she’s in deep trouble right now! The cerebral champion is taking away the base of her challenger with pure violence.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme picking at the leg of Ximena, but she manages to break free and stumble to the corner. Trying to collect herself against the ropes, Ms. Extreme comes back to the whale and plants a boot in the gut of Ximena! That kick hurt her midsection and now Ms. Extreme, look at her! Foot still on the gas, she leaps off the ropes and sends ‘La Diosa’ rolling back out of the ring again with a springboard armdrag! An armdrag that sent her flying under the bottom rope and back to the outside, MS. EXTREME IS GOING TO GO FOR ANOTHER DIVING ATTACK! SHE COMES OFF THE ROPES AND-
Rich Russillo: XIMENA SLIDES BACK IN THE RING AND INTERCEPTS HER WITH ANOTHER HUGE CHOP, THIS TIME TO THE NECK! THAT CHOP TOT THE THROAT STOPPED THE CHAMPION STIFF! NOW XIMENA LIFTS HER UP FOR THAT PUMPHANDLE SLAM AND DRIVES MS. EXTREME TO THE CANVAS! THAT ONE RATTLED THE RING AS XIMENA FLATTENED HER LIKE A PANCAKE! MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT EARLIER, BUT XIMENA DROVE HER DOWN WITH FORCE THIS TIME AROUND!
James Peters: Now Ximena quickly transitions to a rivera cloverleaf hold! Look at this technical wrestling, don’t let that stature fool you, she’s gifted everywhere! She’s got Ms. Extreme in a lot of pain, but the champion is close to the ropes, on the verge of- OH, BOY! XIMENA DRAGS MS. EXTREME BACK TO THE CENTER AND TRIES TO LOCK I IN AGAIN, BUT THAT GAVE MS. EXTREME TIME TO GET TO HER BACK AND SHOOT A KICK RIGHT ON THE JAW OF XIMENA! She’s rocked as she stumb;es backwards towards the ropes!
Persephone: YES, DUMB GINGER BITCH! KICK THAT CUNT IN THE TEETH!
Rich Russillo: XIMENA SURGES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME, BUT SHE SIDESTEPS THE CHALLENGER AND SENDS HER RUNNING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! ‘LA DIOSA’S’ CHEST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND IT TOOK THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF HER! NOW MS. EXTREME TAKES HER BACK, OH BOY, SHE WANTS TO THROW HER WITH A SUPLEX! THAT SHOULDER IS STILL HURTING, BUT SHE STILL WANTS TO POWER HER UP! TRYING SO HARD, NO! XIMENA WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE SKULL OF MS. EXTREME!
James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ WITH A BIG PUNCH TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME, THEN GRABS HER FOR A DDT! WAIT, THE CHAMPION GRABS THE WRIST AND IS ABLE TO TURN THIS AROUND, SHE TAKES THE BACK OF XIMENA AND THIS TIME DUMPS HER ON HER HEAD WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! WOW! THIS CROWD JUST STOOD ON ITS FEET FOR THAT INCREDIBLE FEAT OF STRENGTH FROM THE CHAMPION! EVEN WITH A BAD ARM, WHAT POWER AND RESOLVE FROM MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: She sent Ximena flying, but she’s already getting up and trying to collect herself! The toughness of both these women can’t be understated! XIMENA TURNS AROUND AND IS BLASTED WITH A FOREARM FROM MS. EXTREME! NOW THE CHAMPION SETS HER UP AND BRINGS XIMENA BACK DOWN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! THAT ONE SHOOK THE SPINE AGAINST THE CANVAS AND MS. EXTREME BRIDGES INTO A PINNING ATTEMPT! FOR THE WIN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: STRONG KICKOUT AT 1!! A KICKOUT AT 1 FROM THE CHALLENGER!!
RIch Russillo: Ms. Extreme is starting to realize the mountain that’s ahead of her, Ximena isn’t going out with a fight! Look at Ms. Extreme, she’s keeping the pressure on, pedal to the metal, MS. EXTREME, EVEN WITH THAT BAD SHOULDER, SHE LIFTS XIMENA INTO THE AIR AND RIPS HER BACK DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! A SNAP SUPLEX THAT DROPPED HER NECK FIRST INTO THE MAT! NOW MS. EXTREME BOUNCES UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, NOW TO THE VERY TOP! OH MY LORD, SHE’S GONNA FLY!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF INTO THE AIR WITH A SHOOTING STAR SENTONNNN-
Rich Russillo: NOOOOO!!! XIMENA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, MS. EXTREME SPLATTERED AGAINST THAT CANVAS LIKE A CORPSE!! SHE HIT SO HARD AND LOOKED LIKE SHE BROKE EVERY BONE IN HER BODY, HIGH RISK, NO REWARD!!! XIMENA SEES HER CHANCE AND PEELS THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME OFF THE MAT! SHE RUNS HER ACROSS THE RING AND RAMS HER SHOULDER INTO THE RING POST! OH MY LORD, THAT BAD SHOULDER AGAIN! SHE THREW IT INTO THE STEEL POST AND MS. EXTREME IS IN DEEP TROUBLE!!
James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ GRABS A HOLD OF THE REELING MS. EXTREME AND DRIVES HER INTO THE GROUND WITH A DDT! A SPIKING DDT THAT HAS MS. EXTREME DOWN AND OUT! OH MY GOD- WAIT! NOW IT’S XIMENA WHO IS HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE, OH MY GOD!! THIS ABSOLUTE SPECIMEN OF A COMPETITOR IS HEADED TO THE TOP AND SHE’S GOT TO FEEL LIKE SHE’S ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW! SHE’S GONNA FINISH MS. EXTREME RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
Persephone: I DON’T THINK SO! YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO KING KONG WHEN HE WAS ON TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER? YEAH, HE DIED!
Rich Russillo: THERE’S NO GODZILLA THIS TIME!!
James Peters: ????
Rich Russillo: XIMENA ON THE TOP, SHE’S CALLING FOR THE FINISH! SHE FLIEEESSSS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BURIES AND ELBOW THROUGH THE HEART OF-
James Peters: WAIT!!! MS. EXTREME CAUGHT ROLLED TO THE SIDE AND GRABBED HER ARM, SHE ROLLS OVER AND LOCKS IN THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!! THE ‘AVA LOCK’ IS IN AND MS. EXTREME HAS THE CHALLENGER IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE!! THE ‘AVA LOCK’, THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!!!! WRENCHING AT THE FACE OF XIMENA, SHE’S YELLING IN PAIN, THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE LINE FOR HER CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ MANAGED TO PRY MS. EXTREMES HANDS FROM HER FACE AND ROLL OUT OF THIS HOLD, TREMENDOUS POWER FROM XIMENA TO BREAK THE ‘AVA LOCK’ AND NOW BOTH WOMEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET! XIMENA GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT AND LANDS A NAST ELBOW TO THE FACE OF XIMENA! XIMENA FIRES BACK WITH A BIG PUNCH, MS. EXTREME COUNTERS THIS ONE AS WELL AND HOOKS THE ARM OF XIMENA! SHE DRAGS HER TO THE CANVAS AND LOOKS FOR THE ‘AVA LOCK’ ONE MORE TIME!!!
James Peters: XIMENA IS ABLE TO SCRAMBLE THE TO THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE MS. EXTREME CAN GET THE SUBMISSION IN! THE CHAMPION TRUIES TO DRAG HER BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT XIMENA IS ABLE TO REACH UP AND NAIL MS. EXTREME ON THE JAW WITH A NASTY PUNCH! NOW GETTING BACK TO HER FEET, XIMENA RAMS HER KNEE INTO THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION! TAKING THE BREATH OUT OF MS. EXTREME, GRABBING HER AGAIN, LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER CHEST FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS HURT AND XIMENA VELASQUEZ NOW SEATS HER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!- WAIT, SHE’S POSITION THE FEET BEHIND THE SECOND ROPE, TRAPPING MS. EXTREME ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! MS. EXTREME IN THAT TREE OF WOE POSITION! XIMENA ASCENDS TO THE TOP AND COMES THUNDERING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A ROCK HARD STOMP THROUGH THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME!!!! OH MY LORD, THAT TREE OF WOE STOMP WAS DISGUSTING AND THE FEET OF XIMENA ALMOST TRAVELED THROUGH HER CHEST AND OUT HER BACK! MY GOD, THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is down so bad right now and Ximena is calling for her to get back on her feet! SHE WANTS TO FINISH MS. EXTREME RIGHT HERE AND NOW, THE SUN COULD BE SETTING ON HER CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN AS IT FLAKES AWAY BEFORE HER EYES! SHE CAN BARELY STAND, BUT XIMENA IS SIZING HER UP! MS. EXTREME STUMBLING AROUND THE CORNER- HERE GOES XIMENAAAA WITH A SPEARRR!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! MS.EXTREME SOMEHOW SIDESTEPS AND SENDS XIMENA RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO THAT RINGPOST! A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE AS NOW IT’S XIMENA WHO SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, GRABBING THAT ARM AS IT JUST CRACKED AGAINST THE STEEL POST! XIMENA STILL REELING AS MS. EXTREME CALLS FOR THIS CROWD TO STAND UP!! SHE BOUNCES OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND TAKES XIMENA SKULL FIRST INTO THE GROUND WITH A SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE CHAMPION, WHO CAN FEEL THE TIDES STARTING TO TURN!
James Peters: XIMENA IS JUST BARELY FINDING THE WILL TO GET TO HER KNEES, BUT MS. EXTREME IS STILL ALIVE AND SHE’S ABOUT TO GO FOR THE EXTREME!! SHE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, SIZING UP THE WOBBLY XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!! HERE GOES MS. EXTREME OFF THE TOP ROPPPEEEEE!!! SHE FLIES WITH A ‘GLASS CEILING’ STUNNER OFF THE TOP ROPE, THAT BOUNCED XIMENA’S BODY BACK WITH FORCE AND SENT HER FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM MS. EXTREME!!! SHE’S TAKEN OVER AND SHE KNOWS THIS COULD BE PRIME TIME TO TAKE OUT ONE OF HER TOUGHEST CHALLENGES YET!!
Rich Russillo: HERE SHE GOES!! CHARGING ACROSS THE RING AND FLYING BETWEEN THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDDEEEE DIVEEEEE!!!!!!!! SHE CRUMBLES XIMENA TO THE FLOOR AGAIN AND THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET FOR MS. EXTREME!!!
(Crowd chants “LET’S GO ‘RED QUEEN’!!! LET’S GO ‘RED QUEEN’!!!)
James Peters: LET’S GO RED QUEEN! MS. EXTREME THROWS XIMENA HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE NOW, TAKING OVER AND BEATING UP THE CHALLENGER AT THIS POINT MS. EXTREME HAS TRULY SHOWED THE RESOLVE AND PERSEVERANCE OF A CHAMPION! LOOK AT HER, NOW ON THE APRON, CALLING FOR XIMENA TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! MS. EXTREME HAS SOMETHING BAD IN MIND! SHE’S CHARGING UP AND WAITING FOR HER PREY TO GET BACK UP!! MS. EXTREME, SHE RUNS ACROSS THE APRON AND DIVES TOWARDS XIMENA-
Rich Russillo: SPEAAARRRRR!!! MOVING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING, XIMENA CUTS MS. EXTREME IN HALF WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR THAT DROVE HER INTO THE FLOOR!!!! OH MY GOD, WHAT A COUNTER!!! JUST LIKE THAT, THE CHALLENGER HAS TURNED THIS MATCH AROUND AND MS. EXTREME IS IN TROUBLE!
James Peters: XIMENA ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING AND HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE, MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AND XIMENA IS GOING TO FINISH HERE AND NOW!!! SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH A CRASHING EBLOW DROP THAT DESTROYS THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION! SHE’S DOWN AND OUT AND THAT’S GONNA BE IT FOR HER REIGN AS CHAMPION! XIMENA VELASQUEZ INTO THE COVER, THIS IS ALL SHE WROTE!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!!! SHE KICKED OUT, MS. EXTREME SHOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS JUST BEFORE THREE AND MY GOD, I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!! XIMENA IS IN DISBELIEF, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, WE ALL DID!
Persephone: BUT IT’S NOT YOU DUMB BITCH! MS. EXTREME IS STILL IN THIS AND STILL HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE! SHE JUST NEEDS TO STOP ACTING LIKE THAT HAIR DYE SEEPED INTO HER BRAIN AND MADE HER A DUMBASS!!
James Peters: XIMENA CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING, SHE’S LAYING AGAINST THE ROPES, SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE! SHE THINKS IT WAS A THREE COUNT! SHE GETS UP AND GRABS HIM BY HIS COLLAR AND STARTS YELLING IN HIS FACE! MS. EXTREME, LOOK AT HER, SHE’S STARTING TO STIR!! XIMENA IS STILL IN THE RE’S FACE, MS. EXTREME GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HER UP, OH MY GOD, A ROLLUP FROM MS. EXTREME!!!! SHE MIGHT STEAL THIS ONE!!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! XIMENA SHOT THE SHOULDER UP AT 2!!! A BIG KICKOUT AS SHE WAS ALMOST PINNED BY MS. EXTREME, SHE FEELS THE TITLE IN HER GRASP, BUT IT NEARLY SLIPPED AWAY LIKE SAND THROUGH HER FINGERS!! MS. EXTREME GOES ON THE OFFENSIVE, BUT XIMENA SNATCHES THE CHARGING CHAMPION AND GRABS HER IN A BEARHUG!! GOOD LORD, THIS IS TIGHT!! SHE’S SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HER AND VIOLENTLY THRASHING HER AROUND!
James Peters: LOOK AT THE CHAMP! SHE MANAGES TO GET AN ARM FREE AND DROP A NASTY ELBOW STRAIGHT ON TOP OF THE SKULL OF XIMENA! NO QUIT IN MS. EXTREME, SHE’S GOING DOWN SWINGING UNTIL THE VERY END! ANOTHER ELBOW AND NOW A SLIGHT TRICKLE OF BLOOD FLOWS DOWN FROM XIMENA’S HEAD! THE SHARP ELBOW MUST HAVE CUT HER OPEN, SHE’S FORCED TO DROP MS. EXTREME AND GRABS AT HER HEAD-
Rich Russillo: OH GOD, SHE SEES THE BLOOD ON HER HAND AND IS INCENSED! LOOK AT THE CHAMPION, MS. EXTREME IS SMILING AT HER AND LAUGHING, XIMENA VIOLENTLY CHARGES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME, SHE’S ENRAGED! MS. EXTREME INVITES THE ATTACK AND DUCK UNDER A CLOTHESLINE, SHE GRABS THE BACK OF ‘LA DIOSA’ AND DELIVERS A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX! A GERMAN THAT LANDS HARD!
XIMENA GETS RIGHT BACK UP, JESUS LORD!!!
James Peters: THE CHALLENGER LANDS A BOOT STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME, SHE COMES BACK OF THE ROPES AND NOW XIMENA LANDS A STIFF ELBOW TO THE SHOULDER OF MS. EXTREME! A HARD BLOW TO THE ARM THAT MADE HER YELL OUT IN PAIN, NOW ‘LA DIOSA’ GRABS THE NECK OF MS. EXTREME, SHE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A NECKBREAKER!! WAIT WHAT IS THE CHAMPION DOING?!?! MS. EXTREME TURNS OUT OF THE HOLD AND DROPS A HUGE PUNCH ON THE TOP OF XIMENA’S HEAD!! THAT ONE CAUSED SOME MORE BLOOD TO SPILL OUT OF HER HEAD AND NOW THAT TRICKLE HAS TURNED INTO A RED RIVER DOWN HER FACE!!!
Rich Russillo: MORE BLOWS TO THE TOP OF HER HEAD, MS. EXTREME SHOWING NO MERCY TO THE MERCILESS, DON’T EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM THE WOMAN WHO WILL NEVER BACK DOWN TO ANY CHALLENGE! ANY ADVERSARY, ANY MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB, SHE’LL DO IT WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE! SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK!
Persephone: GOOD! FUCK HER UP OR YOU SUCK AND YOU’RE A MID CHAMPION!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME WIPES THAT BLOOD ON HER OWN FACE AND WEARS A HUGE GRIN, SHE TRULY IS ‘THE RED QUEEN’!!! WEARING THE JEWELRY OF WAR, MS. EXTREME DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF THE DOUBLED OVER ‘LA DIOSA’!!! MS. EXTREME NOW JUST DROPPING PUNCHES AND FOREARMS ON THE CHALLENGER, DROPPING HER TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE CANVAS, JUST PUNISHING HER RIGHT NOW!!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE’S NOT DONE! MS. EXTREME COMES OFF THE ROPES AND-
James Peters: XIMENA SCOOPS HER STRAIGHT OFF HER FEET AND DELIVERS A FILTHY BACKBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE!! A BACKBREAKER THAT TOOK THE AIR OUT OF MS. EXTREME’S LUNGS!!! OH MY LORD, SHE TURNED IT AROUND LIKE THAT AND NOW IS GETTING THE CHAMPION BACK TO HER FEET! XIMENA GOING FOR HER PATENTED ‘PA’ LA RAZA’ LARIAT TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF FOR GOOD! HERE SHE GOES!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T LAND AS MS. EXTREME EVADES THE ATTACK AND STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER! XIMENA GOES FOR A SPEAR INTO THE CORNER, BUT MS. EXTREME JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND XIMENA MISSES! MS. EXTREME COMES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND DRIVES XIMENA DOWN WITH A BEAUTY OF A SUNSET FLIP! WOW! WHAT A SEQUENCE AND SHE ENDS IT WITH A ‘CODE RED’ SUNSET FLIP THAT DROPPED XIMENA ON HER HEAD!
Jams Peters: BUT SHE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! SHE WANTS TO PRY XIMENA BACK UP AND SLAM HER DOWN WITH ‘RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE’ AND IT WILL SURELY BE A RAMPAGE IF SHE LANDS THIS! HER SHOULDER IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AFTER SUCH A GRUELING MATCH, BUT SHE’S STILL TRYING TO PRY EHR UP!! SHE’S BEEN ABLE TO FUNCTION UP TO THIS POINT, BUT THIS MIGHT BE TOO MUCH!
Rich Russillo: TRYING TO DEADLIFT XIMENA OFF THE CANVAS!!! IT’S JUST TOO MUCH, MS. EXTREME DROPS HER BACK DOWN AND CLUTCHES AT HER SHOULDER, THAT MIGHT’VE INJURED IT AGAIN, SHE CAN’T GET XIMENA UP!! WAIT, LOOK AT XIMENA-
James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ GRABS THE ARM AND RIPS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AND XIMENA NOW HAS THE ARM, WAIT SHE’S LOCKING IN THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!! A MODIFIED ‘AVA LOCK’!!! SHE HAS THE ARM INSTEAD OF THE LEG AND IS PULLING AT THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME!!! SIMULTANEOUSLY TRYING TO PRY THAT ARM OUT OF SOCKET, MS. EXTREME IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!
Rich Russillo: SHE WANTS TO END MS. EXTREME’S TITLE REIGN WITH HER OWN MANEUVER! THAT’S SINISTER! THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN ERA OF WOMEN’S WRESTLING IS ON THE VERGE OF TAKING OVER! XIMENA ON THE CUSP OF REALIZING HER LIFELONG DREAMS!! MS. EXTREME IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AND SHE’S WAVING HER HAND IN THE AIR, SHE MIGHT TAP! CRAWLING TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE, SHE’S SO TOUGH, SHE PUTS THE HAND BACK ON THE CANVAS AND REFUSES TO TAP OUT!! SHE MIGHT JUST PASS OUT FIRST!!
James Peters: SHE HAS TOO MUCH PRIDE TO TAP OUT, BUT IT MIGHT NOT MATTER!! SHE’S GETTING TO THE ROPE SLOWLY, IT WON’T BE ENOUGH!! SHE’S REACHING FOR THE ROPE MADLY, DESPERATELY CLAWING OUT FOR IT! HER FACE WENT FROM RED TO WHITE, THE OXYGEN IS LEAVING HER BRAIN AND SHE’S FADING!! HER EYES ARE SHUTTING, SHE MAKES ONE FINAL GASP AT GRABBING OUT FOR THE ROPE!!
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Rich Russillo: SHE GRABBED IT!! SHE GRABBED THE ROPE AS HER SHUT AND THE REFEREE TELLS XIMENA TO BREAK THE HOLD!!! SHE LETS GO AS MS. EXTREME’S FACE BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS!! SHE WAS A SECOND FROM DEFEAT, BUT SHE JUST BARELY STAYED ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! XIMENA KNOWS HOW CLOSE SHE WAS, BUT SHE’S EXHAUSTED! SHE CAN BARELY COMPREHEND THAT SHE DIDN’T JUST WIN!!!
James Peters: XIMENA THOUGHT IT WAS DONE, THE WORLD THOUGHT THIS WAS DONE, BUT SHE’S STILL ALIVE! MS. EXTREME IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AND HER TITLE REIGN IS ANYTHING BUT DEAD!!
Rich Russillo: WE MIGHT’VE SPOKE TOO SOON! XIMENA IS LIFTING UP THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME, GOING FOR THE ‘XV’!!! THAT SINGLE ARM POWERBOMB THAT HAS DISMANTLED SO MANY GIFTED COMPETITORS, IF SHE HITS THIS, WE’RE LOOKING AT THE DAWN OF A NEW CHAMPION! THE XIMENA ERA COULD BE ON THE WAY! SHE LIFTS MS. EXTREME UP, SHE’S IN POWERBOMB POSITION-
James Peters: NO! MS. EXTREME ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR AND TURNS THIS INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB, CODE RED!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! XIMENA DIDN’T LET HER DELIVER THE ‘CODE RED’ AND HAS MS. EXTREME TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN!! SHE DROPS THE CHAMPION HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS AND MS. EXTREME’S SKULL BOUNCED OFF THAT CANVAS LIKE A JASON WILLAIMS DRIBBLE! SHE’S DOWN AND XIMENA KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TO KEEP HER FOOT ON THE GAS! MS. EXTREME IS A CORPSE AND XIMENA HAS FREERANGE TO EMBARK ON THE PATH TO HER DREAMS!!
James Peters: XIMENA NOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, SURELY THIS HAS TO BE ALL!! XIMENA SIZING MS. EXTREME UP AND THERE IS NO COUNTERS THIS TIME!!
James Peters: SHE SAYS THIS IS FOR MEXICO! POINTING TO THE SKY AND THE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH ELBOW DROP STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MS. EXTREME! THE ARROW THROUGH THE HEART WILL PUT HER AWAY AND DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE! SHE’S DONE IT, FOR MEXICO!!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ GOES FOR THE PINFALL ON MS. EXTREME, DREAMS HAVE BEEN MADE!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Rich Russillo: KICKOUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! SHE KICKED OUT!!!
(Crowd goes absolutely bananas as Ms. Extreme lifelessly lays against the canvas, having kicked out of the seemingly impossible. Cheering for both women and their tremendous efforts.)
James Peters: HOW IS MS. EXTREME STILL IN THIS MATCH?!?! XIMENA SHOULD BE THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW AND THIS CROWD SHOULD BE BOOING IN ANGUISH THAT THIS SHEER OPPOSITE OF A FAN FAVORITE IS THE CHAMPION! WE SHOULD BE SAYING IT WAS A GREAT REIGN MS. EXTREME HAD, HOW DID SHE JUST DO THAT?!? HOW IS SHE STILL IN THIS AFTER THAT?!? AFTER EVERYTHING!?!?
Rich Russillo: THAT’S THE HEART OF A FIGHTING CHAMPION AND THERE ISN’T ANYONE WITH MORE HEART AND MORE PRIDE THAN MS. EXTREME! SHE WON’T GO OUT UNTIL SHE’S DEAD AND SIX FEET UNDER!!
Persephone: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP THE TITLE OFF OF KEVIN DURANT WITH A PONYTAIL!!! WHATEVER IT TAKES, MS. EXTREME, SO GRAB A DAMN CHAIR AND FUCK HER UP OR SOME SHIT, JUST FINISH THIS SHIT!!!
James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S XIMENA WHO IS ON THE VERGE OF THAT, BUT THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS ONE OF DISBELIEF! HER FIRST TITLE MATCH IN EAW AND SHE CAN’T BELIEVE MS. EXTREME HAS THIS KIND OF RESOLVE! THIS SORT OF HEART AND PERSEVERANCE, XIMENA JUST SAVAGELY PUT HER DOWN FOR TWO AND THREE QUARTERS OF THE COUNT, BUT MS. EXTREME’S WILL COULDN’T’ BE STRONGER!! XIMENA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HIT HER WITH THE KITCHEN SINK, HELL EVEN THE DRIER AT THIS POINT!
Rich Russillo: SHE KNOWS SHE JUST HAS TO PRESS FORWARD BECAUSE ONE MORE TIME COULD BE THE END!!! SHE’S DISTRAUGHT, BUT SHE KNOWS SHE NEEDS TO KEEP THE OFFENSE ON! AND SHE’S GONNA DO THAT, SHE LIFTS MS. EXTREME UP AND GRABS HER BY THE JAW, MUTTERING SOMETHING IN HER FACE AND-
James Peters: SLAP! MS. EXTREME SLAPS XIMENA IN THE FACE AND THEN STUMBLES AGAINST THE ROPES! XIMENA IS INCENSED AND SHE CHARGES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME WITH A POWERFUL SPEAR- BUT MS. EXTREME SIDE STEPS HER AND XIMENA THROWS HERSELF THROUGH THE ROPES! SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET, BUT SHE USED SO MUCH ENERGY DOING THAT, SHE’S EXHAUSTED AND LABORDELY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING, WAIT- BANG!
Rich Russillo: A ‘TWIST OF FATE’ JUST RIPPED XIMENA’S NECK TO THE CANVAS AND MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW JUST GOT THE REINS OF THIS MATCH BACK IN HER HANDS! OH BOY, HERE COMES THE EXTREME!!!!
James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ IS DRAPED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, GUT FIRST ON THAT ROPE AS MS. EXTREME CAUGHT HER COMING IN THE RING, SHE’S LOOKING TO TAKE HER OUT FOR GOOD! OH MY GOD, MS. EXTREME IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, BARELY ABLE TO DRAG HER BODY UP THERE, IT MUST FEEL LIKE SHE’S CLIMBING EVEREST, BUT SHE’S SOMEHOW ABLE TO REACH THE TOP! MS. EXTREME ON TOP OF THE WORLD, OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME FLIESSSSS WITH ‘A BLIND FURY’ DIVING DOUBLE STOMP TO THE BACK OF XIMENA!!! THAT ONE DRIBBLED XIMENA’S FACE OFF THE CANVAS!!! MS. EXTREME WITH ‘A BLIND FURY’ TO THE BACK AND THOSE FEET MUST HAVE FELT LIKE A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN INTO HER SPINE!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!!! MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW PULLS THROUGH AND DELIVERS IT!!
Persephone: WAIT, NO!
Rich Russillo: XIMENA ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND HIT THE FLOOR AS MS. EXTREME TRIED TO GO FOR THE PIN! MS. EXTREME HAD THIS WON AND XIMENA JUST BARELY MANAGED TO GET OUT TO THE FLOOR, OH MY GOD, WHAT AN EFFORT FROM BOTH WOMEN TO PRESERVE AND STAY ALIVE!!!
James Peters: SHE HAS TO GET HER BACK IN THE RING!!! MS. EXTREME IS OUT THERE AND TRYING TO HAUL HER BODY UP, BUT XIMENA IS LIFELESS RIGHT NOW!! MS. EXTREME FINALLY THROWS HER ONTO THE APRON, BUT SHE USED SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT TO DO IT, THE WINDOW MAY HAVE PASSED FOR HER TO END THIS!!! SHE DRAGS XIMENA BACK AND SAYS THIS IS THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL!!! OH BOY, HERE GOES THE CHAMPION!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE QUICKLY TRIES TO FIND HER WAY UP THE TURNBUCKLES THIS TIME, SHE KNOWS THIS HAS GOT TO BE HER ONE AND ONLY SHOT! THIS IS ALL SHE HAS LEFT, IT’S ALL OR NOTHING RIGHT NOW! EVERY CHIP ON THE TABLE, ALL BETS ARE OFF, THIS IS EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!!!!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP AND XIMENA IS BARELY STIRRING, JUST GAZING AT MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP ROPE!!! THE CHAMPION FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND-
Rich Russillo: ‘XXXXXXVVVVVVVVVV”!!!!! AKDLFDDLDOLFODAD THE POWERBOMB!!! THE POWERBOMB, SHE PICKED MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE AIR AND DELIVERED THE SINGLE ARMED POWERBOMB!!! THE ‘XV’ SENDS MS. EXTREME THUNDERING TO THE CANVAS AND TAKES ANY LIFE LEFT IN HER AWAY!!! OH MY GOD, XIMENA IN FOR THE COVER, THE AIR JUST LEFT THE LUNGS OF EVERYONE IN THIS STADIUM!!! SHE SILENCES THE CROWD AND HAS THE ARM DRAPED OVER MS. EXTREME!!! FOR THE TITLE, FOR MEXICO, FOR HER DREAMS!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! HOLY SHATATDKD, THE FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! THE. FOOT. IS. ON. THE. DAMN. ROPE. OH MY GOD, SHE GOT THE FOOT UP AND I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA HOW!!!
Rich Russillo: THE. FOOT. IS. ON. THE. DAMN. ROPE. THE. FOOT. IS. ON. THE. DAMN. ROPE. DID YOU HEAR ME?!? I SAID, THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOT IS ON THE DAMN ROPES AND THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!! THIS COVETED TITLE IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!!
Persephone: NOW GET UP, BITCH!
James Peters: XIMENA DIDN’T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT, SHE’S SO TIRED, SHE JUST ROLLED OFF THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME, I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF SHE KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING!! THEY’RE BOTH EXHAUSTED, BEATEN AND BRUISED! BUT THEY ARE BOTH WORLD CLASS ATHLETES AND ARE SETTING A NEW STANDARD FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS DAMN COMPANY! WORK AS HARD AS THESE WOMEN DO!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S JUST NOW REALIZING SHE HASN’T WON, SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE IT! THERE IS NO WAY MS. EXTREME SURVIVED THAT!! XIMENA DOESN’T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT IT’S TRUE!! THE CHAMPION WILL NOT GO OUT, SHE JUST WON’T!!! MS. EXTREME DIDN’T ARRIVE TO LOSE HER TITLE!!! NOW XIMENA STUMBLES TO HER FEET AND GRABS THE WRIST OF MS. EXTREME! SHE LIFTS HER UP AND DELIVERS A STINGING CHOP TO THE CHEST!! GEEZ, I FELT THAT FROM OVER HERE!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME CRUMBLES TO HER KNEES AND PUTS HER HEAD TO THE CANVAS, NOW XIMENA BRINGS HER TO HER FEET ONE MORE TIME! SHE SAYS THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE END, THIS IS ALL FOR THE EXTREME!!! XIMENA LAUNCHES HERSELF WITH A WESTERN LARIAT THAT-
Rich Russillo: NO, STOP! MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT AND KICKS THE CALF OF XIMENA WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT!! SHE DROPPED THAT NASTY KICK TO THE LEG THAT BUCKLED XIMENA TO A KNEE! THE CHOPS, THE LEG KICKS, WE’RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED!!! THESE TWO WOMEN CAME TO PUNISH EACH OTHER AND WON’T STOP, NOT UNTIL ONE BREAKS!
James Peters: XIMENA IS DOWN ON THE KNEE AND MS. EXTREME JUMPS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH ANOTHER ‘GLASS CEILING’ STUNNER!!! THAT DIVING STUNNER OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE SEND SHOCKWAVES DOWN THE BODY OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!! MS. EXTREME SAYS GOODNIGHT AND IS ABOUT TO CALL THE FINAL BLOOD!! SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE AND CALLS FOR THE END!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME DIVES WITH ‘A BLIND FURY’ STOMPPPPPP!!! NO, WAIT, XIMENA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND GOT BACK TO HER FEET!!! SHE SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE AT MS. EXTREME, BUT THE CHAMPION AVOIDS IT AND COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR!! A SPEAR FROM MS. EXTREME, THAT’S XIMENA’S MOVE, BUT MS. EXTREME USED IT TO CUT ‘LA DIOSA IN HALF!!!
James Peters: WAIT, LOOK AT MS. EXTREME, SHE JUMPS ON XIMENA AND LOCKS IN THE ‘RED HANDED’ SUBMISSION!!! THAT SEATED ARMBAR, PULLING THE ARM UP AND SITTING DOWN ON THE SHOULDER, OH MY GOD, MS. EXTREME PULLING AT THAT ARM WITH ALL HER MIGHT AND THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S NEARING THE ROPES, SHE’S TRYING TO CLAW AND SCRATCH, BUT SHE CAN’T TAKE IT, SHE’S INCHES FROM GETTING HER HAND ON THE ROPE, REACHING OUT AND FLAILING HER ARM FOR IT, MS. EXTREME TRYING TO BREAK THE ARM AND SCREAMING OUT!!! THAT BONE IS GOING TO SNAP AND XIMENA CAN’T TAKE IT!!! SHE’S SO CLOSE, BUT MS. EXTREME GIVES IT ONE LAST PULL-
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(TAP! TAP! TAP!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: XIMENA TAPS AND MS. EXTREME DOES IT, SHE WINS!!!!! MS. EXTREME WITH THE BIGGEST PERFORMANCE OF HER LIFE TONIGHT, OH MY LORD, WHAT A DEFINING MATCH AND NIGHT FOR THIS INCREDIBLE WOMAN!!
(‘Throne’ by Saint Mesa rings throughout the arena as Ms. Extreme falls back to the canvas, grabbing her shoulder and nearly breaking down from the intensity of the moment. This tremendous win, this packed arena and this incredible effort, what a moment for Ms. Extreme, who is handed her title, but is so tired she just drops it to the canvas next to her and lays flat, absolutely exhausted.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILLLLLLL, THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONNNNNN!!!! ‘THE REDDDDD QUEEENNNN’ MS. EXTREEEMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The crowd cheers as Ms. Extreme runs water through her hair and face. Ximena Velasquez is grabbing her arm and rolls out to the floor with the help of EAW officials. These women have literally nothing left to give, not even a stand.)
Rich Russillo: This match defined both of these competitors and set the standard for their capabilities in this company. They pushed past their limits, they defied expectation and they may very well have just delivered the greatest match we’ve seen for this title in a long time. Talk about an effort from Ximena, who in her first title match, took one of EAW’s greatest competitors to her breaking point and very nearly had this match won at points.
James Peters: No reason at all to hang her head, Ximena still looked so strong in defeat and this is anything but a loss for her-
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James Peters: Man, I can’t get over that match. Truly, truly everything laid on the line and everything left inside the ring. They left no stone unturned and fought with everything they head. But in the end, it’s Ms. Extreme who walks away, still the champion. Still with championship matches on her horizon and more challengers to take on. Though tonight, she can rest easy and know that she’s earned this victory for everything it is. She fought so hard for this win and she survived the unthinkable to get it.
(Ms. Extreme leans against the ropes and her shoulder is still so hurt, can’t even lift the title. She then proceeds to step to the second rope, lift the injured shoulder, wincing in pain and raise the title in front of the roaring crowd. She’ll never stop telling herself that she can fight through it. What a night for her as she absorbs possibly one of the sweetest moments she ever will in EAW. The world’s attention is on her right now as Ximena walks up the stage, she’s being aided by EAW officials. Being aided to the back as the shot shows Ms. Extreme on the rope yelling to the crowd.)
Rich Russillo: You said it, James, she earned this one. Every bit of it and she’s going to celebrate like a champion. What a performance and what a match, my lord. Hats off to both these women on what was an amazing effort, but in the end, it’s the extreme that will wear the crown!
(Ms. Extreme is shown one final time on the ropes and she takes her title and throws it over her shoulder, then Territorial Invasion fades elsewhere.)
[ 10 MINUTE INTERMISSION ]
( Territorial Invasion fades down to the ringside area where Persephone is seen standing inside the ring. The beautiful Greek commentator is already tearing up, and she is dramatically fanning herself as if that is going to dry the tears that threaten to spill from her eyes. )
Persephone: Ladies and gentlemen, this whole show has fucking sucked and lasted way too long, and all of that is due to the absence of one man. The lack of Rex McAllister has left an unmistakable void on Sunday nights, and the second this whole mystery opponent for Myles bullshit started, I had a feeling deep in my gut that there is only one person who this could possibly be. Trust me, I hit social media and started stalking the accounts of Rex and his fucking whore of a wife. Radio silence, which really leads me to believe that something is going on, and neither one of them wants to spoil it :adpeek:. Clearly, he is going to be making his return to Elite Answers Wrestling tonight and I personally can’t fucking wait.
( Despite how annoying Persephone is, the crowd can’t help but cheer over the thought of Rex McAllister returning to EAW. The matches he’s had with Myles have been some of the best for both men, and there is no one who would argue over them having another. )
Persephone: But of course, we have to go through all this other crap and act like the person isn’t Rex, which is why I guess I need to go ahead and introduce the only person who apparently knows who this mystery opponent is. So welcome, Captain Charisma, I guess.
( “Self Help Tape” by Moses Sumney begins to play across the PA system and the crowd pops loudly for the Voltage commissioner. As always, Captain Charisma is looking like a snack, and there is no denying the arrogance that is splashed across his face. Voltage has had an incredible night and with New Eden finally having their purpose recognized and a chance to actually fight for control of Voltage, Captain Charisma knows that there is a very good chance his brand will walk away with the biggest victory of the night. He is handed a microphone by the time keeper as he gets into the ring, and before Captain Charisma can even get through the ropes, Persephone is calling for his music to cut. )
Persephone: So let’s not waste any more of my precious time, CC. Who is Myles’ opponent for Clash of Kingdoms and can we just go ahead and bring Rex out?
Captain Charisma: Look, I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade but I can tell you right now that Rex is not the man facing New Eden’s Myles at Clash of Kingdoms.
Persephone: ….
( The crowd boos just a bit, but they are also intrigued. If not Rex McAllister, then who? Who has been sending Myles mysterious notes and wants to potentially draw the wrath of New Eden? )
Captain Charisma: Sorry, Seph. If it’s any consolation, Rex McAllister has an open invitation to return whenever he wants. That being said, I have to say that I could not be more excited for Clash of Kingdoms. Voltage has done the damn thing tonight and I know that they will carry that momentum over when we head to Kuwait. Drake King will defend the EAW World Championship against long-time rival Jake Smith, and I am sure that match will be one for the ages. Cleopatra has returned to continue chasing history and adding to her incredible legacy. Will she be able to make it past a woman she’s all too familiar with in Minerva and capture the National Elite Championship? Only time will tell, but no doubt both women are looking to make a statement next weekend. Voltage’s Divide and Conquer team is strong and obviously looking to eliminate the women of Dynasty before turning their attention to one another. I would love to see all five Voltage women make it to the end and fight against one another, but Team Dynasty :wow:. They will have something to say about that, I’m sure. And while she might have come up short in her quest to capture the Unified Tag Team Championships with Danny Tanner, Candice Blair will have another opportunity to get another win when she faces Showdown’s Ashley Flores next weekend. Things are looking bright for the Voltage brand :wow:
Persephone: Okay. You can cut the fucking shit. If Rex isn’t the mystery opponent for that ginger fuck Myles, then who the hell is?
( Before Captain Charisma can answer, the crowd begins to boo pretty heavily. The giant tron inside the stadium has clicked on and New Eden is seen. Drake King, Myles, and Minerva are dressed for war, seeing as how Stadium Stampede will be starting in a few minutes, and they are in an undisclosed location. All that surrounds them is darkness, and the crowd really lets the trio have it when a disgusting smile flashes across the face of Drake King. )
Drake King: It actually doesn’t matter who Myles’ opponent is for Clash of Kingdoms because after tonight, when New Eden walks away from Stadium Stampede victorious, the landscape of Voltage is going to change dramatically. The EAW Championship match at Clash of Kingdoms? The last one you will see for awhile. The National Elite Championship match at Clash of Kingdoms? The last one you will see for awhile. Weird mystery opponents who are too cowardly to show their faces until New Eden isn’t even around to confront them head on? Not happening on our watch. While there is nothing we can do to stop the matches from happening as Clash of Kingdoms, what we can do is assure you all that this kind of thing won’t happen in the future.
Minerva: Exactly. Trust me when I say that there is absolutely nothing that any of the men on team Dynasty or team Showdown could do to stop us from winning the Stadium Stampede match. This isn’t a match like any of the other ones they’ve had throughout their careers, this is a match with Voltage’s future on the line. This victory was always destined to be ours, and the change we bring to Voltage following that victory is a change that the brand has desperately needed for a very long time. Someone has been toying with Myles for weeks now, refusing to show themselves and instead sending a bunch of invitations and letters his way without giving us the slightest idea of who they are. I’m not sure what they’re hoping to gain from this, but Clash of Kingdoms is the last time we allow any of this to happen.
( Drake and Minerva both look at Myles, who is standing in the middle of them. All the Cash in the Vault holder can do is shake his head. )
Myles: From using my image on a stupid poster without my consent to mystery letters, and all the other shit in between, I’m ready to get this whole thing over with. I’m sure that whoever my so-called opponent is going to be someone that you picked in order to fuck with me and the rest of New Eden. I half expect someone like Landerson to walk out, or some dumbfuck from a Comic Con dressed as Sanji, because apparently all these things are used to irritate me. Waiting for a literal kangaroo to hop on down to the ring and reveal itself to be the manager for some PETA representative that moonlights as a professional wrestler after hours. It’s honestly going to be extremely disappointing when some fucking scrub comes to the ring and you just stand there with that goofy smile on your face, thinking that you did something.
( Myles has obviously directed this at Captain Charisma, and the commissioner actually holds up his hand. )
Captain Charisma: Honestly, I had nothing to do with this match other than signing off on it. This man contacted me and asked specifically to face you at Clash of Kingdoms because he finds the whole concept of New Eden rather interesting.
( The trio all make faces and look at one another, clearly trying to decide if Captain Charisma is bullshitting them or not. )
Myles: I find that hard to believe. You will do absolutely anything to try and come at New Eden and destroy us, despite the fact we have been carrying your brand on our backs since February. Even before that, Minerva, Drake, and I were the hardest working individuals in this company, constantly putting in more effort than anyone else. Titles don’t mean a goddamn thing to any of us, but I know for a fact that all three of us enjoy the thrill of competition more than anything and want to rise to the occasion every single time we put ourselves out there. We want the entire world to know that there is more to this business than just championships and glory and personal gain. That is why when Stadium Stampede is over and New Eden is in charge of Voltage, Wicked Games is going to be a showcase of what professional wrestling should look like.
Captain Charisma: You still have to win Stadium Stampede first, and you know what? I hope you do. Because with New Eden in charge of Voltage, things are bound to fall apart. Watching you guys crumble right when you have everything you could have ever wanted is going to be pretty damn entertaining for me and the rest of the EAW Universe because eventually, it’s going to happen. But before you three work yourselves into a shoot, let me just say that this person contacted me because they also enjoy competing just for the sake of competing. Wrestling is in their blood and they’re pretty good at it if you want my personal opinion.
Minerva: We don’t.
Drake King: Just cut to the chase Captain Charisma. Who is Myles facing?
Captain Charisma: :mjgrin:
( “Scenario” by Pop Smoke begins to play. )
Drake King: WHAT?
( The crowd has gone absolutely nuts and all the color has drained from Myles’ face. )
Minerva: No.. no… no… no…
Captain Charisma: :umad:
( That is when the voices of the Voltage commentary team cut in, including Persephone, who has left the ring. )
Persephone: NO ONE FUCKING WANTS THIS!!! MALCOLM JONES WAS SENT PACKING BACK AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AND HE SHOULD NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS SHOULD BE REX’S MOMENT!!!
James Peters: I… wow. I don’t know what to say. I thought for sure that we would never see Malcolm Jones again and to say New Eden is pissed would be an understatement.
( Sure enough, New Eden are screaming at Captain Charisma but their voices are drowned out by the music. They are clearly worked up. However, a few more seconds of the “Scenario” plays and no one walks out. )
Captain Charisma: :mjlol2:
Drake King: …
Minerva: …
Myles: …
Captain Charisma: :troll:
( “Scenario” stops playing and it’s pretty clear that Captain Charisma was just having a bit of fun at New Eden’s expense. )
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Something tells me that this isn’t going to end well. New Eden have gone quiet and I don’t like the looks on their faces at all right now. Captain Charisma is clearly fucking with them and New Eden do not like to be taken as a joke.
Persephone: Well boo fucking hoo. This whole thing is a joke.
Myles: Absolutely unbelievable. I should have known that this whole thing was complete bullshit. What’s next, Captain Charisma? Are you going to suddenly reveal my opponent to be you?
( Myles scoffs. )
Myles: That wouldn’t surprise me whatsoever because this whole thing has been brewing for months. It would be right up your alley to wait and announce yourself as my opponent right before New Eden heads into Stadium Stampede. Obviously you would have never done this or set this up if we were in the building right now, but it is what it is. If you want to fly all the way to Kuwait and get your ass kicked, then by all means. When I’m done, bet that New Eden is going to be running Voltage indefinitely because there won’t be a commissioner left to tend to it once we’re done.
Captain Charisma: That’s all fine and good, but guess what, Myles? I’m not your opponent. This man is.
( All the trolling has stopped and Captain Charisma’s smile is gone. He gestures towards the stage and the lights dim. The crowd immediately quiets down and after several moments of pure silence, “Way 2 Sexy” by Drake featuring Future and Young Thug begins to blast across the PA system. It doesn’t take long for the EAW Universe to lose their fucking shit, and in some cases, their panties :mjlit: )
James Peters: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? THIS IS WHO MYLES IS FACING AT CLASH OF KINGDOMS?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE! WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MAN SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE WHEN RONN BANK$ SCREWED HIM OUT OF WINNING THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Persephone: Cool 🙄🙄
( Mr. DEDEDE stands on the stage and absolutely milks the reaction of the crowd for all its worth. They shower him with nothing but love and respect, because no matter what happens in EAW, he is a living legend. Seeing him in person is second to none. A smirk crosses the face of Mr. DEDEDE has he walks a little way down the ramp and then pivots around to face the tron and New Eden. )
Mr. DEDEDE: 👋
Myles: 😐
( Mr. DEDEDE just stands there gloating at the absolute shock of New Eden. Clearly he is eating up this moment, living for the reaction, and having an absolute ball. He encourages the crowd to get loud and obviously they oblige him. Mr. DEDEDE toys with them all for a bit and finally, his new theme music plays itself out. He pulls a microphone from the back pocket of his black jeans and looks at New Eden. )
Mr. DEDEDE: I see you got my notes.
( Myles can’t help but scowl and he folds his arms across his chest. )
Mr. DEDEDE: :mjlol: I bet you didn’t think it was going to be me, did you??
Myles: I –
( Mr. DEDEDE abruptly cuts off the New Eden member. )
Mr. DEDEDE: You’ve done more than enough talking for one week and the only Australian accent I want to hear in my lifetime is my wife’ whenever she whispers something dirty in my ear. Next weekend in Kuwait, New Eden finally gets the competition they desire. I’ll see you at COK, poster boy.
( And just like, the statement is made. Mr. DEDEDE drops the microphone and “Way 2 Sexy” begins to play again. New Eden aren’t allowed to speak which obviously upsets them. )
( Territorial Invasion fades to a commercial break. )
( Commercial Break: People’s Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2021, Xander Payne talking about how it is a struggle to maintain his sexiness. )
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( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… THE FOLLOWING IS THE FIRST EVER STADIUM STAMPEDE MATCH!!!!
( The camera pans across the Tiger Stadium crowd before transitioning to a bird’s eye view of a secluded section of the western parking lot. All of the parking spaces are filled with the vehicles of various elitists, with stagehands, referees, and emergency personnel on hand at the outskirts. )
Stew-O: For the past four years, we have seen the main event of Territorial Invasion settled within the confines of the Wargames structure. Now, for the first time ever, we will see the nine-person fight fest see its conclusion scattered throughout the Tiger Stadium. All of us have been accustomed to all nine competitors absolutely going at it inside of the structure—now there are no limitations, there are no set boundaries, there are no restraints because everything inside and around the Tiger Stadium is legal! Forget what you knew about brand warfare in general because we are going to take it to the next level!
Persephone: The world was a tad shocked to see Elite Answers Wrestling take a change in direction for tonight’s main event, and I am certain the nine competitors tonight are excited to use anything and everything that they can see. Everything is literally legal in this match. You can take your personal rivalries anywhere in this stadium and that is what is so unique in this match. It is not like others and it will be interesting on how they will deal with this type of stipulation. Hopefully, they grab machine guns and shoot each other to death with them?
Stew-O: Now, Seph, where would they obtain assault rifles in a football stadium?
Persephone: Even if I knew the answer to that question, I wouldn’t know. If I were to guess, however? Alex Myers most likely has an entire armory in his backpack with his school shooting ass, or Ronan Malosi judging how he’d probably want to reminisce of the Capitol days. All I want is for one of them to be murdered! I WANT THE BLOOD AND GUTS! GIVE ME IT!
Gavin Kirkland: This is going to be a clusterfuck of a match, guys. The stipulation where they can travel across this stadium is cool and call, but as long as they don’t accidentally stumble into my secret room for entertainment purposes, then this match will be goated as fuck! Can we get this on and over with! I feel like I am ready to pounce. My left leg is fucking covered with hair because of that sexual fiend dog that Jake has, and I just want to see this chaos unravel!
( “My Brother (The DragonSlayer) by Shiro Sagisu begins to play. As per usual, the camera picks up several audience members throwing their thumbs down and booing the yellow brand’s representatives. With the new slow motion camera, New Eden descends from the northern entrance of the parking lot. Yellow-tinted lights shine down on their stoic expressions. All three members are razer-focused in the task at hand, predictably dragging their championships and briefcases without a care in the world and prepared to get this done and over with. New Eden usually arrives at the scene annoyed by audience members, but since there is no one but them, they seem to be neutral.
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Representing Voltage; Mr. Cash In The Vault, Myles, The EAW National Elite Champion, Minerva, and the EAW World Champion, Drake King—NEWWWWWWWW EDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Stew-O: New Eden have maintained a strong vice grip over Sunday nights for nearly half a year now, and with the incentive to run Voltage for a month, the controversial trio is definitely in full force tonight. Imagine what Drake King, Myles and Minerva would be like if they were in power. Imagine the change they would bring down onto that landscape and I don’t believe that the Voltage roster is too happy knowing what will happen if they were to win. New Eden only arrives on the scene to get what they want and they will not leave the Tiger Stadium without the acquisition of the traditional bragging rights.
Persephone: Captain Charisma is shooting himself in the foot with this reward. Yeah, he does somewhat satisfy the wants and needs of New Eden by bringing that incentive to the table, but what about us? I don’t fucking want these three charlatans to be in charge of my paycheque, and I don’t think a majority of the Voltage roster would wish that onto themselves too. Such horrible management and if they do win this match; don’t be surprised if you see me on Dynasty and Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: You should join me on Showdown. We would make an explosive duo—in and out of the commentary booth. :mjlit:
Persephone: On second thought, maybe I will stay.
Stew-O: It would be wise for New Eden to stay away from dangerous situations—opposite of what Persephone is praying for—because these three competitors are scheduled to compete a week from now in Kuwait. Minerva will defend her National Elite Championship, Drake King will defend his EAW World Championship, and Myles’ opponent has yet to be determined. If they do put absolutely everything on their line—and I am talking about EVERYTHING—then it might not bode well in their all-important matches a week from now. However, New Eden has fought through hell and high water to get what they want, so tonight is no different. I have no doubt in my eyes that these three extremely talented individuals will bounce back, but with this stipulation, their fates have been opened up to even more possibilities.
( Drake King and Minerva tosses their respective championship belts to the side, while Myles throws his Cash In The Vault briefcase across four rows of cars—hitting a stagehand in the process. New Eden stands side by side in unison before their theme song fades into silence. To their chagrin, a bright turquoise light surrounds the eastern entrance. )
( “Paint It Black” by Hidden Citizens hits to a huge ovation as Theron Nikolas slams a door open to get through the eastern entrance. He wears clothes representing Showdown colours and immediately goes nose-to-nose with Minerva. The referee separates him as “Success Is My Cologne by Curren$y” starts to play to a thunderous reaction from the crowd. Lethal Consequences seemed to take a different route as he stands at the top of the stairwell adjacent to the eastern entrance. He looks around the parking lot, scanning the ambience before quickly descending the stairs. )
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST!—They are the team of Theron Nikolas, Lethal Consequences, and Impact—TEAAAAM SHOOOOWDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: From what I have seen from our brand, Team Showdown originally had no chemistry between all of its members. Theron Nikolas initially had no aspiration to associate himself with Lethal Consequences and Impact. Even for one night, he didn’t want to cooperate with them, but Hurricane Hawk has now promised him to make it worth his while, so Theron is competing tonight in hopes that he does get his worth his while. Just like New Eden, Team Showdown is competing with huge incentives. Well, I don’t think Lethal Consequences wants a huge reward out of this, but Impact and Nikolas are enticed by the opportunities hinted at by their management.
Stew-O: This is definitely what New Eden has an advantage in. New Eden have been together for months now and have built an unbreakable trusting bond between one another. Team Dynasty and Showdown on the other hand have no other choice but to make compromises by setting their egos and hatred for one another aside for Territorial Invasion. It has been a recurring theme with every year’s main event and with the chance of those two teams imploding, New Eden might just have won automatically. Team Showdown are the individuals that were the architects to this stipulation, so they might bring some unexpected offense to this match that no one will see coming. That is definitely what Voltage and Dynasty should factor in because these three are the most cerebral in this match and should be watched out for.
Persephone: It appears to be that the bald old man and Theron Nikolas are entering this match short of one individual. All three members of New Eden seem confused by this approach, but they quickly go back to focusing on this match. Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas are viciously staring into their eyes as everyone—including us—are just waiting for them to get it on!
Gavin Kirkland: What Persephone! LETS MARVIN GAYE AND GET IT ON!
( Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas stand together against New Eden intentionally without Impact. They all exchange insults before a red light dawns on the most southern entrance. They all scoff at the same time as “Family Ties’ ‘ by Baby Keem ft. Kendrick Lamar starts to subtly play through the speakers of a car from afar. The crowd pops to what they can hear as all of them turn their heads to see a 1961 Lincoln Continental vehicle descending from a ramp. In slow motion, it pans across all three Dynasty elitists. Andre Walker lays in the left backseat, arms resting against the door as his long hair moves in harmony with the wind as SOSA Henderson sits right beside him. The Visual Prophet has his feet on the dashboard while Albert Hitchman drives the car.
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! They are the team of SOSA Henderson, Andre Walker, and Visual Prophet—TEEEAAAAM DYNASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I honestly wish the security guards didn’t have to raid through my baggage earlier and confiscate me of my twenty gallon jugs of lubricants! I would be off the grid-ri-ri-ri-ri right now if they had not done it now because ladies and gentlemen we are in the presence of the Kaiser himself! ANDRE WALKER! One of the greatest wrestlers going on right now and I wish I could just walk over there and touch his hair. Have you ever touched his hair, Persephone? Stewy? It is absolutely magnificent and it has to be made from the Gods! LET’S GET THIS SHIT!!
Stew-O: I unfortunately never had the opportunity to touch his hair, Gavin, so I can’t really relate. Andre Walker is heading into this match with intent to absolutely destroy anyone that gets in his path. He has a huge championship match ahead of him as he earned at Operation: Doomsday against Bronson Daniels, so I am sure that is on his mind. However, like Vizzy and SOSA, all three of them have to set aside the conflicts over Friday Night Dynasty and worry about working like a well-oiled machine.
Persephone: Why would you enter in a car? Are you so fucking lazy that you can’t just walk a couple of steps towards the other teams?
Gavin Kirkland: Now what if your so-called lord and saviour, Rex McAllister came out here on a vehicle?
Persephone: Then, I would simply bow down before him and worship him like the sexy god that he is! :confounded: :woozy_face: :drooling_face:
( All three teams—with Showdown missing Impact—all stare each other for a couple of moments. )
( **POW** )
Stew-O: DRAKE KING CLOCKS VISUAL PROPHET WITH A CHEAP SHOT ACROSS THE JAW!! All hell breaks loose in the parking lot! Everyone is throwing hands at each other—Minerva brawls with Theron Nikolas, Myles, LC, and Andre Walker, and SOSA Henderson avenges the cheap shot full steam ahead on the reigning EAW World Champion! The inaugural Stadium Stampede begins with a cheap shot as Minerva grabs Theron Nikolas and attempts to Irish whip him towards the bumper of a car! Theron Nikolas blocks it, pulls her back in, and STUFFS HER WITH A DISGUSTING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE!! AND WE GO LEFT AND ANDRE WALKER GETS STUFFED WITH A KNEE STRIKE FROM MYLES!!
Persephone: MY CAFFEINE HAS JUST KICKED IN AND HERE COMES MYLES AS HE TRIES TO SLAM CONSEQUENCES’ HEAD ONTO THE REAR-END OF A MOTORCYCLE!! CONSEQUENCES BLOCKS IT BY PLACING HIS FOOT ON THE WHEEL, MUSCLES THE BRIEFCASE HOLDER AND TRIES TO SLAM HIM INSTEAD!! BUT THE GINGER FUCK SMASHES HIS SHOULDER INTO HIS MIDSECTION AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!! THAT WORKS AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MOMENTARILY CRAWLS AWAY FROM THE CURRENT MR. SHIT IN THE VAULT! ANDRE WALKER GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AFTER THAT DEVASTATING KNEE AND PUSHES MYLES OVER THE MOTORCYCLE! AND HE POSITIONS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES INTO THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!! THIS MATCH MIGHT END ALREADY!!
Gavin Kirkland: Did you just see Myles boobies bounce when he connected with that precision shoot kick? Absolutely astounding as he and Lethal Consequences take it to a truck. SOSA Henderson and Drake King brawl in front of a minivan. Left and rights from both sides before KING TRIES TO SWEEP THE LEGS!! HENDERSON LEAPS OVER HIS LEG AND ROLLS UP ONTO HIS FEET!! AND HE CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE CHEEK WITH A HAYMAKER PUNCH!! Drake King is staggered now as SOSA Henderson jumps onto a motorcycle and uses it as a trampoline! AND HE LEAPS ONTO KING AND TAKES HIM OUT WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE MOTORCYCLE!
Stew-O: Drake King gets grounded with an innovative clothesline as SOSA Henderson gets up to his feet! AND SOSA INADVERTENTLY GOES COLLIDING INTO ANDRE WALKER!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ESCAPES THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD BY DRIVING THE TWO DYNASTY ELITISTS INTO EACH OTHER!! IT WORKED PRETTY WELL SINCE HE IS FREED FROM IT!! MINERVA AND THERON CONTINUE TO EXCHANGE KICKS AND STRIKES BEFORE LC STICKS HIS HEAD INTO THEIR BUSINESS AND TURNS MINERVA AROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: THE FEISTY MINERVA BLASTS SOSA HENDERSON WITH AN EUROPEAN FOREARM!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH THE SAME STRIKE ONTO THERON NIKOLAS!! Team Showdown is being overwhelmed by Minerva while she spins around for a discus shot kick! THERON GRABS HER FOOT AND SWINGS IT AWAY!! AND IT ENDS UP TAKING OUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH AN ACCIDENTAL HEEL KICK!! NIKOLAS GRABS MINERVA BY HER HAIR AND THROWS ONTO THE SIDE OF A CAR!! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!!
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET STORMS INTO THERON NIKOLAS AND POUNCES HIM INTO THE CAR!! Nikolas goes flying into the side of the car and slides into a sluggest position against it! Prophet re-emerged into the scene to pounce as he charges into Drake King for the same intention! BUT DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! Prophet grabs his chest in pain as Drake grabs his head and goes for a SNAP DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! NO!! PROPHET LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE BACK OF THE MINIVAN!! AND THEN HE RECEIVES HIM OFF THE WHIPLASH AND SENDS HIM ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Persephone: DRAKE KING MIRACUOUSLY LANDS ON HIS FEET!! AND ANDRE WALKER TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE FACE!! Getting suplexed onto the cement floor is way worse than an uppercut to the jaw, and now ANDRE GETS KICKED IN THE BACK BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! AND CONSEQUENCES HOISTS WALKER UP INTO THE AIR!! IS HE LOOKING TO DROP HIM ONTO DRAKE KING!! HE DEPOSITS HIM ONTO THE CHEST OF DRAKE KING WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!! WHAT POWER BY THE VETERAN AS HE HAS NO TIME TO RECUPERATE AS MYLES HAS HIM IN HIS SIGHTS!
Stew-O: MYLES TRIES TO FLOOR HIM WITH A KNEE STRIKE, BUT CONSEQUENCES GOT UP TO HIS FEET IN TIME AND SIDESTEPPED IT!! CONSEQUENCES HEADBUTTS HIM AND MYLES IS TAKEN A FEW STEPS BACK!! Consequences look to finish him off with the spinning elbow smash! LCR!! NO!! MINERVA PULLS BACK ON HIS ELBOW AND FLOORS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! MINERVA THEN GOES TO THE SIDE AND TAKES THERON OFF HIS KNEES WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, AND THEN BLASTS ANDRE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Gavin Kirkland: You need to have eyes on the back of your head at all times in this match, AND THE PROPHET ABRUPTLY SNATCHES MINERVA INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!! THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!! PROPHET IS IN A LUCKY POSITION HERE WITH HIS HEAD BETWEEN THOSE BEAUTIFUL THIGHS!! Minerva attempts to counter the electric chair into the inverted frankensteiner, but Prophet is too strong as he ENDS UP FLIPPING HER OVER AND DROPPING HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM!! MINERVA HAS TO BE OUT! The Visual Prophet takes a deep breath before walking over to the aforementioned mini van to open the door!
Persephone: THE FATASS GRABS THE MINIVAN DOOR HANDL-
Stew-O: DRAKE KING SUPERKICKS HIS HAND INTO THE DOOR HANDLE!! PROPHET GRABS HIS HAND IN PAIN AS A COUPLE OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! Theron Nikolas has fully recovered as he grabs Prophet from behind and slams him over and over again into the side of the minivan! The Prophet is probably suffering from a concussion already as he falls down onto both knees. Nikolas and King collide behind the minivan! NIKOLAS GOES FOR GOD’S REQUIEM!! BUT KING GETS OUT OF IT, KICKS HIS CHEST, SHOOTS HIS HEAD, AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING JUMPS TO STOMP THERON ONTO THE FLOO-
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET COMES OFF HIS FEET AND POUNCES DRAKE KING IN MID-AIR!! DRAKE KING GOES FLYING AND CRASHED HARD UNPROTECTED ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! AND ANDRE WALKER JUMPS OFF THE HOOD OF THE CAR TO RAIN DOWN ONTO THERON NIKOLAS WITH THE KAISER’S TOUCH!! SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS—AND WALKER WALKS RIGHT INTO THE LCR ELBOW!! SPINNING ELBOW SMASH AS LC FALLS TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION!!
Persephone: PROPHET HAS RECUPERATED AS HE NOW SLAMS OPEN THE MINIVAN DOOR AND SMILES AT WHAT HE SEES INSIDE!! WHAT THE HELL COULD BE STORED INSIDE THIS MINI-VAN? PROPHET REACHES INSIDE THE VAN TO GRAB SOMETHING. HE CHUCKLES AND LAUGHS WHILE HE REACHES INSID-
( Myles comes from behind, pushes him into the van and locks the door. He rests against the doors as you can hear Prophet bang on the doors. )
Myles (off-mic): Dumbass cun-
( **BOW!!!** )
Stew-O: VIZZY SLAMS OPEN THE DOORS AND SMASHES THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD IN THE PROCESS!!
( “Voodoo Child (Slight Return)” by Jimi Hendrix begins to play in the background as it cinematically showcases The Visual Prophet proudly standing in the minivan door with nunchucks across his shoulders. The guitar begins to set in as The Visual Prophet jumps off the van and in slow-motion, begins to unleash the nunchucks onto the competition before him. )
( There is no commentary as The Visual Prophet nonchalantly moves from one competitor to another and smashes the nunchucks into the midsection of Minerva. )
( :musical_note: And I seen her, fell down right dead :musical_note: )
( The Prophet dances as if he hears his own theme song playing in his head and then proceeds to whip Myles across the collarbone with the nunchucks. He batters his lower back with the nunchucks before rotating and bashing Lethal Consequences in the kneecaps before dropping it across his back. Theron Nikolas attempts to take it away from him, but Prophet pulls him into his knee, kicks him in the face and plows his chest with the nunchuck. )
( :musical_note: “Because I’m a voodoo child, yeah, voodoo child” :musical_note: )
( The Visual Prophet continues to go crazy with the nunchucks. He uses it to sweep the foundation beneath the legs of Drake King and Myles. Andre Walker and SOSA Henderson use the vehicles to get up to her feet and join him with a number games advantage. The camera shows Henderson and Walker stomping down onto Minerva, Nikolas, and Consequences in slow motion before they are directed to grab Drake King and hold him up by the arms. Drake King scrambled as he can’t overpower two people. )
( Walker and Henderson forces Drake King to stay on his knees as The Visual Prophet grabs a baseball bat from the minivan. He gets into a stance as it is evident that he is going to swing the baseball bat into the head of Drake King. )
( :musical_note: Here in your picture frame. ‘Cause I’m a voodoo child. Lord knows, I’m a voodoo c- )
The Visual Prophet: :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE!?!? EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY! WE HAVE A BOMBER IN THE BUILDING!
( Suddenly, several bombs are dropped throughout the parking lot. The theme song stops and Team Dynasty lets go Drake King and instinctively gets vigilant of their surroundings. )
Persephone: Someone from out in the parking lot just exploded vibrant coloured smoke throughout the parking lot and I cannot see shit!
Stew-O: Whatever just happened now with the cinematic music was amazing, but it was cut short by whoever dropped these bombs! COULD IT BE?!?!
( The bombs explode; red, yellow, and blue smoke disperse throughout the parking lot that blinds everyone present. Everyone has been separated from the smoke as the person who has released the coloured smoke bombs is unknown as of yet. The camera sees The Visual Prophet rallying his team to stay close to each other, but the smoke ends up separating them either way.)
( “M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti and Kid Cudi starts to play… )
( Impact is seen emerging through the rainbow smoke, sporting a customized Impact-themed HAZMAT suit as he aims a smoke bomb cannon towards his opponents. The rest of his opponents have zero idea where he is. A camera positioned inside of his gas mask is seen Impact maniacally laughing and smiling. He clicks a button on his helmet, which turns his goggles into night visions. He throws his cannon to the side before grabbing two blue kendo sticks that were mounted on his back. )
( :musical_note: When you feel like this (what?) Can’t nobody tell you shit (what? Yeah) :musical_note: )
( Since the night vision goggles allow him to see through the smoke, he easily walks through the smoke wielding kendo sticks in both hands. He strikes it against the lower chest of Andre Walker and SOSA Henderson, before sliding towards Minerva and plopping it onto her head. )
( Impact turns Myles around and attempts to deposit both kendo sticks into his chest. However, Myles instinctively grabs his kendo sticks and kicks them out of his hands. Myles goes for his patented knee strike, but Impact is one step ahead and pulls out an extendable night baton and smashes it against his incoming knee. Myles grabs his knee in pain before Impact blasts the baton onto the back of his knee taking him out for the time being. )
( :musical_note: Why the fuck I gotta remind you that I run this shit? (Why?) :musical_note: )
( Impact mumbles the lyrics to himself as he sees Drake King trying to crawl away. Drake King notices that he is coming closer as he starts to run straight forward. Drake King sprints like his life depends on it up on the east entrance as Impact slowly follows him in his badass suit. )
( His theme song blurs into silence as Impact continues to sluggishly follow Drake King around the southern ground level concourse area. Theron Nikolas, Andre Walker, and Myles inadvertently start walking western towards the student residences, while Minerva, SOSA Henderson, Visual Prophet, and Lethal Consequences frantically head north. )
( We focus in on the Drake King-Impact dispute as the camera sees Drake King slowly making his way towards the concourse area. He shoos away fans and barks at them to get out of the way while it seems Impact is picking up the pace. He sees him at the corner of his eye and takes a turn. )
[ Scenic titlebar: “THE CHUTE”. This is a first come, first serve reserved area on the southern floor area of Tiger Stadium between Gates 23 and 28. A myriad of adult fans witness Drake King and Impact approaching The Chute at the gigantic LED screen stretching against the entire left wall. They begin to disperse as Drake King frantically gets his hands on the railing to escape the wrath of Impact ]
Stew-O: It seems like everyone in this match has been separated from their teams. Nikolas, Walker, and Myles got lost on their path and ended up walking blindlessly west, while Minerva, Henderson, Prophet, and Consequences are southbound the Tiger Stadium. How everyone wandered away from each other can be attributed to the legendary arrival of Impact moments ago. Team Dynasty seemed to have this match on lock, until Impact would arrive at the scene, smokescreen everyone in the parking lot and split them up in the process. Drake King was lucky as he was on the verge of being knocked unconscious by those nunchucks before Impact dropped the bombs, but showing gratitude isn’t on his mind now as both men make their way closer towards The Chute.
Persephone: The Chute is a bar in the Tiger Stadium available to a limited quantity of fans! I don’t even believe our EAW World Champion has any idea what direction he is walking here, he is just trying to distance himself as far as possible from that chaotic scene from minutes ago. Hopefully he falls down a flight of stairs and cracks his head open, but instead he takes a tight turn into the main entrance to the Chute! Everyone at their tables both cheers and boos at his arrival. Drake wanders his eyes throughout the bar and looks for anyone participating in this match.
Drake King: (off-mic) Where did everyone go?
Gavin Kirkland: Drake King looks behind his shoulder and sees no tracings of his New Eden confidants. He takes a deep breath realizing that he has been isolated from Minerva and Myles and immediately takes a beer bottle from a bystander and crouches with caution. Drake King recognizes that he must have been followed here. Impact didn’t seem so excited to chase Drake King down. He definitely accomplished the mission of separating everyone, but I think he had this planned in the first place. Team Showdown did invent this match in the first place, and everyone knows that Impact is a mastermind at this type of shit, and I have no doubt that he already knows the layout of this stadium inside out.
( Drake King smashes the beer bottle onto the edge of a tabletop to break it down for a jagged edge. He threatens fans and tells them to get away because he recognizes that he is in a precarious position and must not trust anyone surrounding him. King stands on top of the countertop to make an announcement in The Chute. )
Drake King: (off-mic) GET AWAY FROM ME! HAS ANYONE SEEN IMPACT? OR THE VISUAL PROPHET!! PLEASE KNOW THAT IF YOU DO, DON’T BE AFRAID TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE! THE TIGER STADIUM IS CURRENTLY ROAMING WITH SECURITY THREATS AND WE SHALL NO-
Waitress: SIR! I politely ask you to get down from the countertop and stop causing quite a commotion here in the bar. If you want to be served, then I request that you provide proof of identification. I get paid minimum wage, and our bouncers have already thrown out a lot of homeless men who snuck into this stadium, so please don’t make me add to those numbers. ID, or you’re out of here, pal.
Drake King: (off-mic) :francis: Wow. I’m only here because I was basically forced to be here. Besides, drinking alcohol is a sin, an act of gluttony, and it’s honestly disgusting.
( Two more staff members arrive to address this dispute and Drake King looks at them in disgust. A waiter brings a jug of water and pours it into the cup for the EAW World Champion, while the waitress interrupts his sentence and hands a menu right towards him. )
Waiter: Welcome to The Chute—what would you like to have today, Drake?
Waitress: Bro, what you are doing. He is my client.
Waiter: Do you know how much money the EAW World Champion would tip? Sir, would you like to know what is special for Territorial: Invasion?
Drake King: (off-mic) :wtf: NO!! TELL ME WHERE IS IMPACT??!
Waiter: I am not at liberty to tell you where our boss is. We have pineapple pizza on special tonight. Would you like a slice?
Drake King: (off-mic) PINEAPPLE PIZZA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ASKING ME IF I WANT PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS ATROCIOUS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A FELONY WHERE IS IMPACT? TELL ME NOW!
( Drake King grabs the waiter on the collar and throws him to the floor. After ripping the menu in half and clearing the countertop of everything, Drake King threatens to punch the waiters around him. All of a sudden, he feels a familiar pat on the back and slowly turns his head around. He sees Impact standing behind him with a tray of pineapple pizza in hand. )
Impact (off-mic): IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE?
Stew-O: OH!! IMPACT DEPOSITS THE TRAY OF PINEAPPLE PIZZA RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD!! WE FINALLY SEE ACTION UNVEIL MORE IN THIS MATCH AS IMPACT AND DRAKE KING START EXCHANGING FIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHUTE!! EVERYONE IN THE BAR STARTS RUNNING IN ORDER TO AVOID GETTING IN THE CROSSFIRE OF THIS ALTERCATION!! DRAKE KING STRUGGLES TO GET AN ADVANTAGE AND IMPACT BACKS HIM UP AGAINST THE COUNTERTOP!! AND A PUNCH TO THE FACE SENDS DRAKE KING FLYING OVER THAT COUNTERTOP!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact has started this match knowing exactly what he would do and Drake King needs to get out of this precarious situation. It is WET right now for Drake as he ends up stumbling shoulder-first into vodka and whiskey bottles as Impact reaches over the countertop and pulls on his hair! IMPACT HAS THAT BEVERAGE DISPENSER AND SWITCHES ON THE COCA-COLA TAP AND AIMS THE TUBE RIGHT AT DRAKE KING’S HEAD!! OH NO!! IT IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN WETTER AND MOST LIKELY STICKIER!
Persephone: ANYTHING TO BEAT THIS MAN UP!! IMPACT PULLS ON THE TRIGGER OF THE DISPENS-
Stew-O: DRAKE KING LEAPS OFF THE FLOOR, MUSCLES THE TUBE OUT OF HIS HANDS AND IMPACT GETS SHOWERED WITH THE COCA-COLA INSTEAD!! KING SCRAMBLES AND FRANTICALLY SWITCHES THE SETTINGS AND STARTS SPRAYING HIM WITH OTHER BEVERAGES! HE SPRAYS HIM WITH GUINNESS BEER FIRST, TRANSITIONS TO SPRITE, AND THEN FINISHES IT OFF WITH STRAIGHT LEMONADE TO THE EYES!! IMPACT SCREAMS IN PAIN BECAUSE GETTING CITRUS ACID FORCED INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS IS FAR FROM RELIEVING!! IMPACT IS COVERING HIS EYES AS THIS COUNTER AS GOTTEN HIM THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING BUSTING OUT ALL THE STOPS ONTO IMPACT LIKE HOW I BUST ONTO MY CAMILLE MANNEQUIN AT 4AM IN THE MORNING! IMPACT IS STILL TRYING TO GET THE ACID OUT OF THE EYES, AND HIS SIGHT MIGHT EVEN BE MORE DAMAGED BECAUSE DRAKE KING GRABS TWO CLEANING BOTTLES FROM THE CABINET AND AIMS IT AT HIM DOUBLE-HANDED! DRAKE KING HAS HAND SANITZER IN HIS RIGHT HAND, AND CLUTCHES A GERMICIDAL BLEACH SPRAY IN HIS LEFT!! AND HE SHOOTS IT AT IMPACT’S FACE!
Stew-O: IMPACT JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, SNATCHES A RUBBERMAID CAUTION SIGN AND TOSSES IT AT HIS NOSE! DRAKE KING GETS CLOCKED IN THE FACE WITH THAT CAUTION SIGN AS IMPACT CONTINUES TO GRAB RANDOM THINGS ALONG THE WAY!! HE GRABS A FORK AND STICKS IT INTO HIS INJURED HAND, AND THEN PROCEEDS TO GRAB A BOTTLE OPENER!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING HERE?!?!
Persephone: I BELIEVE IMPACT IS GOING TO TRY AND OPEN BACK UP THE WOUND ON THAT SEVERED FINGER OF DRAKE KING BY USING A BOTTLE OPENER TO TUG AT IT!! OH MY GOD!! YES!! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!! GRAB A CLEAVER KNIFE AND CHOP HIS ENTIRE HEAD OFF TOO IMPACT!! LETS GOO!!
( Impact attempts to pull on his amputated wound with a bottle opener. He applies pressure for a couple of seconds before Drake grabs a Corona Hombres branded beer and thrusts it into his left eye. )
Stew-O: IMPACT GETS THE TOP PART OF A BEER BOTTLE INTO HIS LEFT EYE! BOTH OPPONENTS JUST KILLING EACH OTHER!! IMPACT HAS BEEN TARGETING HIS HAND, WHILE DRAKE KING HAS BEEN GOING FOR HIS EYES. Drake gets a hold of a blender and turns it on! He picks it up and brings Impact’s head into it as it spins and spins! DRAKE REALLY IS TRYING TO MURDER HIM!! BUT IMPACT SECRETLY GRABS A MUDDLER FROM A DRAWER AND SMASHES IT INTO HIS GROIN AREA!! IMPACT GOES LOW—UNDERSTANDABLY SO—AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS FACE BLENDED INTO A FRUIT SMOOTHIE!
( Both members are extremely exhausted from their exchange. Drake King recovers from the groin shot while Impact gets out of the bar area and stumbles into the kitchen. )
Gavin Kirkland: Both Showdown and Voltage elitists make their way towards the Kitchen area—which I am surprised that I don’t see any of the women elitists there seeing they belong there. Impact is struggling to stand on his feet as he leans against the oven! AND DRAKE KING JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW, LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND SHOOTS FOR A SUPERKICK IN THE KITCHEN!
Persephone: WHAT!! NO!! IMPACT GRABS HIS FOOT AND PULLS HIS FOOT INTO THE DEEP FRYER AS A COUNTER!
Stew-O: NOPE!! DRAKE IS ABLE TO PUSH HIM AWAY WITH THAT FOOT, GRAB A FRYING PAN AND SMASHES IT ONTO HIS FOREHEAD!! DRAKE THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SMALLER FRYING PAN, AND DRIVES IT DOWN ACROSS HIS CHEST!! TALK ABOUT THE REAL DEAL OPEN-HAND CHOP AS DRAKE KING QUICKLY LOOKS AROUND THE KITCHEN TO SEE WHAT HE CAN USE TO HIS ADVANTAGE!
( Drake King pulls out a meat cleaver from a bottom drawer. He looks at it with a smirk on his face before turning his attention back to Impact. )
Persephone: IMPACT GRABS THE TOP REFRIGERATOR DOOR AND SWINGS IT OPEN TO HIT DRAKE IN THE HEAD!! KING UNFORTUNATELY DROPS THE MEAT CLEAVER TO THE FLOOR, NURSES HIS HEAD, AS IMPACT ATTEMPTS TO BRING DOWN THE FRIDGE!! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!! AIN’T NO WAY HE IS GOING TO DO THIS!! IMPACT SUCCESSFULLY USES HIS STRENGTH TO BRING DOWN THE REFRIGERATOR!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE FRIDGE COLLAPSES OVER ONTO DRAKE KIN-
Stew-O: Drake King rolls out of harm’s way! Impact thought he had him as he sees DRAKE KING IMMEDIATELY SPRINGING OFF THE FALLEN REFRIGERATOR!! AND HE LEAPS INTO THE KITCHEN AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A PRECISION KNEE TO THE HALL OF FAMERS JAW!! IMPACT GOES REELING OFF THAT KNEE AND GOES BACK OF THE HEAD INTO THE BRICK WALL!!
( Drake King slowly emerges to his feet, steps over his body and pulls the freezer door open. )
( Impact continues to clutch his jaw as a result of that devastating knee strike. Drake King pulls him up and throws him into the freezer. The throw seamlessly—almost perfectly—transitions into Andre Walker tossing Theron Nikolas into the main entrance of the Lawton Room. )
[ Scenic titlebar: “THE LAWTON ROOM”. Paying homage to one of LSU’s notorious fan supporters, the Bill Lawton Room has been previously used for events such as football media availability, team meetings, and seminars. There is a state-of-the-art projection canvas for presentations with LSU memorabilia scattered along the seats. After getting divided, Theron Nikolas, Andre Walker, and Myles ended up making their way here and have already begun clashing right in the concourse in front of the room. ]
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas was just tossed into the Lawton Room as Andre Walker and Myles clash in the doorway. We momentarily take our attention off Drake King and Impact as we concentrate on what is happening between these three individuals. Theron Nikolas is using the wall to get up to his feet while Andre Walker and Myles remain to exchange lefts and rights! Walker with a left! Myles with a right! Walker with a right! Myles with a right! MYLES BLOCKS HIS LEFT, KICKS HIS CHEST, STOMPS ON HIS TOE, KICKS HIS HEAD IN AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! NO!!! WALKER HOLDS ONTO HIS KNEE AND PULLS HIM SOLELY TO HEADBUTT HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!! Myles stumbles into the Lawton Room where he bumps into Nikolas! NIKOLAS TURNS HIM AROUND AND FLOORS HIM WITH A MONEY MAKER PUNCH!
Persephone: Nikolas reaches into his pockets and brings out a pair of brass knuckles. Andre Walker sees him bring them out and gets his sprint to a full speed stop. Theron shows off his brass knuckles as he slides it into his fists, while Myles backs off and pulls himself up the handrail. Nikolas is ready to throw fists—along with Myles as well—but Andre Walker insists on walking towards the fire alarm! What in the almighty is the Samoan robot thinking here? Is he going to summon that hammer Mjolnir or whatever these nerds talk about these days?
( Andre Walker punches a glass case and grabs an emergency fire axe. )
Stew-O: You can notice both of Theron Nikolas’ and Myles’ eyes subtly dilate as Andre Walker randomly decided to bring that first aid hatchet into the fold! All three individuals stare into each other for a couple of seconds BEFORE THERON NIKOLAS AND MYLES DECIDE TO TEAM UP ON ANDRE WALKER!! WALKER GRABS THE AXEHANDLE AND USES THE UTMOST POINT OF IT TO THRUST IT INTO BOTH OF THEIR MIDSECTIONS! MYLES FALLS TO THE GROUND WHILE THERON NIKOLAS IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO THE OFFENSIVE ATTACK!
Persephone: ANDRE WALKER CHOPS NIKOLAS’ HEAD WITH THE HATCHET!! IT IS COUNTERED AS NIKOLAS GRABS THE AXEHANDLE AND STOPS HIM FROM CONNECTING!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS HAVE ENGAGED IN BASICALLY A TEST OF STRENGTH WITH THE HATCHET AS MYLES IS JUST KICKING IN THE HANDRAIL!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?
( Myles kicks in the handrail, breaks off one of the vertical beams and wields it in his hand. )
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS WEIRDLY INNOVATIVE AS MYLES HOLDS ONE OF THE RAILINGS IN HIS HANDS!! AND HE STABS IT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF THERON NIKOLAS!! AND HE WHIPS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION ONCE MORE!! MYLES JUST PEPPERING AWAY WITH THE RAILING AS ANDRE WALKER EMERGES TO HIS FEET WITH THE AXE!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO THROW IT!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Persephone: ANDRE WALKER TOSSES THE AXE AND IT GOES RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE FOREHEAD OF MYLES!
Stew-O: CLOSE CALL!! MYLES DUCKS IT AND THE AXE GETS STUCK INTO THE DRYWALL!! WALKER IS WITHOUT A WEAPON AS MYLES UNLEASHES THE HAND RAILING INTO HIS STOMACH!! MYLES JUST HAMMERING AWAY ON BOTH INDIVIDUALS BEFORE HE DROPS IT AND TAKES THE FIGHT FURTHER INTO THE LAWTON ROOM!! Myles slams open the door and it reveals the entire lecture theatre.
Persephone: Myles with a smile on his face as he grabs Theron Nikolas and picks him up into a powerbomb! AND HE DECIDES TO THROW HIM DOWN THE FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
Stew-O: THERON NIKOLAS COUNTERS IN MID-AIR AND MYLES GOES DESCENDING DOWN THE THEATRE STAIRS WITH A HURRICANRANA!! PERFECTLY TIMED COUNTER THERE BY ONE OF THE GREATEST WORLD CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME AS NIKOLAS FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ONTO ANDRE WALKER! Theron Nikolas connects with a couple of punches to the face here and there before holding onto his arm and IRISH WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS THE STAIRS!
Gavin Kirkland: Theron Nikolas was intending on IRISH WHIPPING him down those long descending stairs, but Andre Walker is too powerful as he pulls him back in! AND HE BLASTS HIM WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE FACE!!!! Theron Nikolas is staggered here as Walker jumps and steps off the wall! WHAT IN THE WORLD!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE KAISER’S TOUCH THAT SENDS NIKOLAS STUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS INTO THE DIRECTION OF MYLES!! ANDRE WALKER USING THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH TO TAKE DOWN SHOWDOWN’S NIKOLAS AS HE SPREADS HIS ARMS AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRCASE!! THE KAISER IN FULL STRENGTH HERE AS HE GRADUALLY MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE STAIRWELL!
Stew-O: Andre Walker picks up the pace and quickly walks down the steps to get a hold of Myles. Theron Nikolas is resting in a front seat while Walker pounces onto Myles with a ground and pound! He just unloads onto him with lefts and right forearm smashes before he picks him up and AIMS TO THROW HIM INTO THE PROJECTOR SCREEN!! NO!! MYLES DIGS HIS FEET INTO THE GROUND AND NAILS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A BLOW!! AND THEN KICKS HIS FACE IN FOR GOOD MEASURE!! WALKER IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS MYLES APPROACHES THE TEACHER’S DESK!!
Persephone: Myles approaches the professor’s desk area and looks at what there is to offer—a widescreen monitor, next-generation computer, keyboard, and a can of pencils. Myles chooses to pick up the keyboard—inadvertently turning on the projector in the process and SLAMMING ANDRE WALKER IN THE BACK WITH THE KEYBOARD!! SOME OF THE UNIMPORTANT KEYS GO FLYING INTO THE AIR AS MYLES HOISTS THE KEYBOARD ONCE AGAIN AND SLAMS IT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! KEYBOARD WARRIOR ACTION HERE AND I AM SURE THE NECKBEARDS ARE WAITING TO INCLUDE THIS INTO THEIR WEIRD ASS PUNS!
Stew-O: Myles proceeds to hold two ball point pens into his hands and BURIES IT INTO THE COLLARBONE OF ANDRE WALKER!! ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING BEFORE HE GRABS OPENS UP THE DESK CABINET, WIELDS TWO BOOKBINDERS AT THE SAME TIME AND SANDWICHES HIS HEAD WITH IT!! Myles uses the professor’s essentials to his advantage here as he sits down on the chair and types on the keyboard.
( Myles hastily shoots up a notepad program on the computer and types in bold Arial font: NO ONE BUT NEW EDEN. The text projects onto the screen as Myles smirks at the sight of it. )
Stew-O: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS!! MYLES RUBBING IT IN EVEN MORE AS HE GRABS ANDRE WALKER BY THE LINING OF HIS PANTS, GETS A HANDFUL OF HIS HAIR, AND TOSSES HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE PROJECT SCREEN!!! ANDRE WALKER GOES FLYING INTO THE SCREEN THAT READS “NO ONE BUT NEW EDEN” AND THAT IS IRONY AT ITS FINEST!!
Persephone: Myles continues to smash his head into the projection screen before he grabs the recovering Theron Nikolas from behind! WAIT A SECOND!! THERON NIKOLAS SMASHES A HARDCOPY OF A LSU BOOK ONTO HIS HEAD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! MYLES DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AS NIKOLAS NOW GRABS THE ENTIRE COMPUTER BOX!! WHAT IN THE WORLD—HE SMASHES THE COMPUTER BOX AND IT DISASSEMBLES ONTO THE BACK OF THE NEW EDEN FUCKFACE!! ABSOLUTE CHAOS HERE IN THE LAWTON ROOM!!
Stew-O: Nikolas with a look of relief on his face as he finally has this fight in his possession. He looks around the desk and hoists up the widescreen monitor! AND HE IS ABLE TO DRIVE IT AGAINST BOTH OF MYLES’ AND WALKER’S HEAD AT THE SAME TIME!! AND NIKOLAS IMMEDIATELY HOISTS MYLES INTO THE AIR!! HOLDS HIM UP IN A BODY SLAM POSITION!! AND LAWN DARTS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE PROJECTION SCREEN!!
Persephone: THE IMPACT OF MYLES’ OVERSIZED HEAD CAVES A HOLE INTO THE PROJECTION SCREEN, BUT IT SOMEHOW IS STILL WORKING!! Theron Nikolas strolls around to the desk and puts the keyboard back onto his desk and uses the projection screen as reference where to look. He types “Anyone BUT New Eden” on the screen before grabbing Myles again and TOSSING HIM FACE-FIRST YET AGAIN ONTO THE SCREEN—THIS TIME, THE ENTIRE SCREEN SHUTS DOWN AND GOES POWERLESS!!
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas looks around the scene, shrugs his shoulders and decides to turn his back onto his opponents. He walks towards the closet, crouches into it and just shuts the door behind him. Myles sees him hide in the closet in confusion as he goes to investigate. He is in pursuit of Theron Nikolas and he bangs on the closet! He tries to pull on it, but it seems Theron Nikolas has installed some mechanism on the fly to jam the door momentarily. Myles pulls on the door with the most energy that he has left in his body before ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!
Gavin Kirkland: Andre Walker keeps him standing on his feet, maintaining his balance before turning his attention to the closet door. I, too, used to struggle with getting out of the close, so I understand the frustrations with Theron Nikolas right now. That gay streetwalker is too scared to publicize his sexuality out to the world when I think he should just be flamboyant with it like how Drake King is. Drake King has to be metaphorically in the closet now AS ANDRE WALKER OPENS THE DOOR AND SEES THERON NIKOLAS SITTING BELOW WITH A HUGE LAUNCHER ON HIS LAP!!!
( **BAOW!!!!!!** )
Persephone: THERON NIKOLAS SPRAYS RED MIST INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER!! ANDRE WALKER IS SCREAMING AND GROANING IN PAIN AS HE CAN’T SEE SHIT!! HIS VISION HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH THE RED MIST AS ANDRE WALKER JUST STUMBLES DOWN THE HALLWAY!! THERON NIKOLAS AIMS TO THE LEFT AND SHOOTS RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF MYLES!! BUT MYLES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND STARTS SPRINTING DOWN THE HALLWAY AS WELL!!
Stew-O: WE ARE NOW IN A PURSUIT AS NIKOLAS IS CHASING MYLES, WHILE ANDRE WALKER IS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE DRAMA AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!! All three individuals are going through the student dormitories hallways. A myriad of students come out of their residences and start cheering them on!
Persephone: Look at all these disgusting white men with their white slang! DISGUSTING! Andre Walker starts to run full speed ahead to the end of the dormitories before opening up the exit! NIKOLAS TURNS HIM AROUND AND HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! WALKER IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS NIKOLAS NAILS MYLES WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE JAW!! NIKOLAS NOW GRABS THE DOOR TO THE ESCAPE OUT OF THIS SECTION OF THE STADIUM, BUT WALKER SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY AND HITS HIM WITH A UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! WALKER NOW APPROACHES MYLES!
Stew-O: MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AND IT SOMEHOW SENDS WALKER FALLING THROUGH THE DOORWAY AND OUT OF THE STUDENT DORM AREA!! AND WALKER SLAMS THE DOOR LOCKED ON HIS WAY OUT AND NOW THEY ARE LOCKED INTO THE STUDENT DORM! MYLES AND THERON NIKOLAS ARE NOW TRAPPED INSIDE WITH ALL OF THE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS AS THEY BANG ON THE DOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: OH HOW I WOULD LOVE TO BE LOCKED IN WITH A ROOM FULL OF MALE ATHLETES!! IN ANGER, MYLES GRABS THERON NIKOLAS AND SMASHES IT INTO THE WALL!! MYLES JUST REPEATEDLY SMASHES THERON NIKOLAS’ HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL HE STOPS HOLDING ONTO HIM AND HE COMPLETELY SLIDES DOWN THE WALL!! MYLES MAY HAVE JUST KILLED THERON AS HE STARTS KICKING ON THE DOOR!! HE KICKS IT ONCE!!!! HE KICKS IT TWICE!! AND HE KICKS IT THRICE!! BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL!!
Stew-O: Myles slides Theron Nikolas’ brass knuckles off his hands and starts squaring up with the door. Myles knows that kicking it wasn’t enough, so if punching through that hardened glass window can get him through, then he will do whatever it takes! MYLES GETS SOME DISTANCE!! BEFORE CHARGING IN AND PUNCHING IN THROUGH THE GLASS WINDO-
Persephone: WHERE THE HELL DID THE WALRUS COME FROM!?!
Stew-O: ALBERT HITCHMAN FIRES A GIGANTUS NET ONTO BOTH MYLES AND NIKOLAS, EFFECTIVELY GLUEING THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND TILES!! MYLES AND NIKOLAS CANNOT MOVE AS ALBERT HITCHMAN STAND OVER THEIR BODIES WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE!
Albert Hitchman: (off-mic ):trolls: Don’t mess with the Kaiser ever, EVE-
Persephone: NIKOLAS BREAKS OUT OF THE NET IN RECORD TIME AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF ALBERT HITCHMAN!! PLAN FAILED AS HE OPENS UP THE DOOR AND CHASES IN PURSUIT OF ANDRE WALKER!! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS KNOCKED OUT COLD WHILE MYLES IS LEFT ABANDONED, TRAPPED IN A CORNER OF A ROOM!!
( It is a static shot from the doorway with Theron Nikolas running in the distance. Myles is trying to get through the net, but it is to no avail as it seems that he is out of commission for the rest of the match. )
( While the camera continues to statistically pan into Theron Nikolas sprinting towards Andre Walker, it jumps to a similar shot with LSU running back Corey Kiner taking a jog in the LSU Strength and Conditioning facility. “Take My Breath” by The Weeknd echoes throughout the building before it is immediately silenced as a door falls. All of the LSU Football roster turns their heads to see SOSA Henderson brawling with Minerva, while Visual Prophet hunts down Lethal Consequences towards the weights. )
[ Scenic titlebar: “LSU STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING FACILITY”. ]
Stew-O: The cameras have now taken to where the LSU athletes train and condition themselves. It seems this addresses the whereabouts of the four other lost elitists. Minerva and SOSA Henderson battle in one corner of the room, exchanging a variety of strikes on the running track, while Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet go at it towards where all the dumbbells and gym equipment is!
Gavin Kirkland: We focus on LC and Vizzy as VIZZY GRABS A 25 POUND PLATE AND THRUSTS IT INTO HIS MIDSECTION. He drops the plate and lifts up the 45 pounds and CHUCKS IT AT THE HEAD LC. LC DUCKS AND IT CRUSHES TO THE FLOORS AND HE JABS VIZ THROAT WITH ONE OF THOSE BARBELL COLLARS. LC USING ANYTHING HE SEES AS HE SEES SOMEONES STEEL WATER BOTTLE AND SMASHES IT ACROSS HIS HEAD! OUCH!
Persephone: LC rudely interrupts athletes trying to do bench presses by pushing them out of the way. LC grabs Viz by the head and sends him face first into the barbell! BUT THE PROPHET LEAPS OVER THE BARBELL! LC CHARGES INTO HIM, AND VIZZY SIMPLY GIVES A BARBELL A NUDGE OFF THE RACK TO THE LEFT INTO HIS MIDSECTION! VIZ WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE AND LC IS NOW REELING TOWARDS THE DUMBELL RACKS!!
Stew-O: LC tips over a variety of weighted dumbbells off the racks onto the ground to try and throw him off guard. LC GRABS RESISTANCE BANDS AND ATTEMPTS TO SLINGSHOT IT WITH HIS FINGERS! LC MISSES AND GETS BLASTED WITH ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH COURTESY OF THE TEAM DYNASTY CAPTAIN IN CHARGE!!!
Persephone: The Visual Prophet grabs a barbell with combined 200 pounds on it as he carries it and hovers it over LC’s BODY! AND LC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE VIZZY DEPOSITS IT ONTO HIM! PROPHET WAS ABOUT TO TURN HIM INTO FLAT STANLEY BY DROPPING MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE WAY. TALK ABOUT A DISASTER AVOIDED AS THE BALD MAN PICKS UP A FIFTEEN POUND DISC AND SPINS AROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ROTATES IN DISCUS THROWING MOTIONS AND HURLS IT TOWARDS THE PROPHET!!! He ducks the disc and it shatters the wide mirror behind them. LC MISSES PROPHET AS LC NOW LEAPS OFF A BENCH AND FLATTENS THE DYNASTY ELITIST WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! LC JUST HAMMERING AWAY AT VIZ WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS WITH THAT GROUND AND POUND!!
Stew-O: WE SHIFT THE FOCUS ONTO MINERVA AND SOSA HENDERSON AS WE SEE MINERVA CHOKING SOSA BY PULLING HIS HEAD ON A HANDRAIL! ONE OF THE REFEREES ARE ON SITE TO SEE WHETHER HENDERSON WILL TAP OUT TO THIS SUBMISSION HOLD THIS EARLY IN THE MARCH!
Persephone: WHAT THE? THE WANNABE THUG ESCAPES OUT OF THAT CROSSFACE WITH SHEER POWER!! HE KICKS HER IN THE CHEST, HOOKS THE SHOULDER AND HOISTS HER UP! AND PROCEEDS TO DUMP HER INTO THE RAILING WITH A RELEASE VERTICAL SUPLEX!! MINERVA BACK GOTTA BE BROKEN!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOO!! WHAT DID MINERVA DO TO DESERVE THAT!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AS SOSA HENDERSON NOW CLIMBS ONTO THE RAIL AND DOES SOMETHING SIMILAR TO A TIGHTROPE WALK!! AND HE LEAPS ONTO THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE RAILING!!!
Persephone: BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO GET AHOLD OF AN LSU FOOTBALL HELMET AND SMASHES IT INTO HIS FACE IN THE NICK OF TIME IN MID-AIR!!! AN UNEXPECTED COUNTER AS MINERVA NOW PLACES THE HELMET ONTO HIS HEAD!!
Stew-O: MINERVA HOOKS THE ARM AND ELEVATES HIM INTO A SUPLEX POSITION! SOSA IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WHEREAS MINERVA RESISTS THE KNEE STRIKES!! AND MINERVA DRILLS SOSA HENDERSON WITH BRAINBUSTER WHILE WAS HIS HEAD WAS IN THE HELMET!! IMAGINE HAVING YOUR BRAIN THRUSTED INTO THE CONCRETE WHILE IT IS BOUNCING AROUND IN A FOOTBALL HELMET IS JUST DEVASTATING!!
Persephone: IT IS BEAUTIFUL!! I THINK I AM TEARING UP FOR WHAT MINERVA JUST DID! SOSA HENDERSON IS TREMBLING AS IF HIS NECK IS BROKEN OR IS PARALYZED AND IT IS A SIGHT TO TRULY SEE! MINERVA KICKS THE HELMET OUT, WHERE IT ROLLS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
Stew-O: Minerva steps away from Henderson and starts approaching where LC and Vizzy are located! SOSA Henderson is barely able to make it up to his feet as he gingerly follows the National Elite Champion for revenge. Consequences and LC have indulged in a tug of war between a rope as they were trying to get too to whip the other with.
Gavin Kirkland: Ropes remind me of one of my biggest kinks! MINERVA GRABS A SMALL MEDICINE BALL AND CHUCKS IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF LC! LC GOES DOWN, RELINQUISHES HIS SIDE OF THE ROPE AND IT LEAVES VIZ WITH IT!! MINERVA SEES HIM APPROACHING WITH THE ROPES, JUMPS OVER VIZ, AND TURNS THE ROPE AGAINST HIM BY CHOKING HIM WITH IT!!
Stew-O: VIZ, HOWEVER, LIFTS HER UP ONTO HER BACK! A BRIEF MOMENT OF HESITATION FOR MINERVA TO CONTINUE APPLYING PRESSURE BEFORE SHE GOES BACK TO CHOKING!! BUT VIZ FIGHTS THROUGH THE SUFFOCATION AND SLAMS HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE SHATTERED MIRROR! MINERVA EVENTUALLY LETS GO AND YOU CAN SEE THE MANY SHARDS EMBEDDED INTO HER BACK!!
Gavin Kirkland: LC GOES FOR LCR ONTO VIZ!! BUT CIZ GRABS AN LSU BRANDED BLOCKING DUMMY AND IT ABSORBS EVERY OUNCE OF THAT DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! THE BLOCKING DUMMY EVEN GETS CONSEQUENCES REELING IN FRONT OF A CHIN UP BAR AS SOSA HENDERSON PUTS HIM BACK INTO THE FOLD!!
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON SWINGS ON THE CHIN UP BAR AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF FORWARD TO EXPLODE ONTO THE BACK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! BOTH MINERVA AND LC DOWN AS TWO OF DYNASTY’S STAND TALL IN THIS ALTERCATION!!
Gavin Kirkland: The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson are the first individuals in this match to regroup as they are extremely exhausted. They whisper strategies into each other’s ears before they both get a hold of Minerva. Minerva is in huge, HUGE TROUBLE NOW!!
Stew-O: Prophet and Henderson just body her around! FOREARM SMASH FROM PROPHET!! SOSA WITH A RIGHT JAB TO MINERVA! PROPHET WITH ANOTHER FOREARM WHILE SOSA SWITCHES IT UP AND BLASTS HER WITH A PRECISE ROUNDHOUSE ON HIS FACE!! MINERVA IS GETTING DISSECTED BY TEAM DYNASTY.
Gavin Kirkland: THEY HOIST MINERVA UP INTO A DOUBLE SUPLEX!!
Persephone: NO!! LC COMES FROM OUT OF THE BLUE AND SWINGS A SMALL KETTLEBELL INTO THEIR MIDSECTIONS!! LC THROWS IT AWAY BEFORE HAMMERING AWAY AT THE PROPHET!! HENDERSON CRAWLS AWAY FROM THE SCENE AS THE ALL OUT BRAWL GETS AN ADDITION WITH NEW EDEN’S MINERVA!! THIS IS GETTING A CRAZY BABY!!
Gavin Kirkland: LC, VIZ AND MINERVA UNLOAD STRIKES ONTO ONE ANOTHER WHILE SOSA HENDERSON HAS SNUCK INTO A STORAGE CLOSET!! HE BRINGS OUT A MACHINE WITH WHEELS WHILE ALL THREE ELITISTS CONTINUE TO DUKE IT OUT!!
( Sosa Henderson mounts a football passing machine and aims it at all three individuals )
Persephone: HENDERSON FLOORS THE ENTIRE COMPETITION WITH FOOTBALLS TO THE FACE! HENDERSON WILDING WITH THE FOOTBALL MACHINE BEFORE MINERVA IS ABLE TO DODGE THEM LIKE THE MATRIX AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH.
Stew-O: SOSA let’s go off the machine and stagger towards a smith machine! MINERVA JUMPS ONTO HIM WHILE GRABBING THE PULL UP BAR AND USES IT TO FLIP HENDERSON OVER ONTO HIS BACK WITH A HURRICANRANA!! MINERVA THEN GETS AHOLD OF THE MACHINE AND GROUNDS THE PROPHET WITH THREE FOOTBALLS AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GET UP! AND MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A FOOTBALL TO LC’S JAW!!
Persephone: WAIT LC IS ABLE TO CATCH THE FOOTBALL AND THROWS IT INTO MINERVA’S FACE!! BOTH MINERVA AND CONSEQUENCES COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION AS ALL THREE COMPETITORS IN THE COMPOUND ARE ALL DOWN ON THE GROUND!!
[ Scenic title bar: Meat Freezer. A continuation of Drake King and Impact bar fight. )
( Meanwhile, it shows alternate angles of the whereabouts of other people. Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet are laid out in the sports facility while Minerva has escaped the facilities and is purposefully making his way towards Myles, who is still trapped under the net courtesy of Albert Hitchman. Andre Walker has aimlessly wandered towards the sports facility to where he is seen picking up and wearing a LSU football helmet. After saving Myles, both individuals tak a tight turn in the concourse and sprints towards The Chute. The final shot is SOSA Henderson and Theron Nikolas, who seems to be heading towards the gorilla position. )
Stew-O: We have made our way back to the bar fight between Drake King and Impact. Impact is being backed against the wall in the main freezer behind the Chute as DRAKE KING KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH! AND THEN HE GRABS A HUGE GAVEL AND SMASHES IT AGAINST HIS MIDSECTION!! KING IS IN CONTROL HERE AS HE GRABS HIS HAND AND IRISH WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE COOLER!! AND IMPACT COMES CRASHING INTO A STACK OF CARDBOARD BOXES!! ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!
Persephone: Impact is being dogged here in the freezer as Drake King looks around for more everyday items to weaponize!
( Drake King looks above him and smirks at the icicles hanging from the ceiling. )
Gavin Kirkland: Drake King with a maniacal smirk on his face as he stares right up at the ice penises! King hops and pulls down a long one. He stalks Impact from behind and SWINGS THE ICE DICK INTO HIS BACK!! BUT IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND SPLASHES SALT INTO HIS EYES!! DRAKE KING CAN’T SEE SHIT AS IMPACT GRABS AN ICE BLOCK!! AND HE DRIVES THAT PRISM INTO THE FACE OF KING!! KING DUCKS AND AN ICE BLOCK SHATTERS INTO THE WALL!! DRAKE TARGETS THE NECK WITH AN X-CHOP THAT GETS IMPACT INCLINED AGAINST A STEP STOOL!!
Persephone: DRAKE GRABS THAT GAVEL FROM EARLIER AND THROWS IT AT THE CEILING!! AND MULTIPLE ICICLES COME FALLING FROM THE CEILINGS AS THEY ALL DESCEND ONTO IMPACT!! IMPACT JUMPS OUT OF HARM’S WAY, CATCHING ONE OF THEM IN THE PROGRESS AND DRIVES THE ICICLE INTO HIS LEFT THIGH!! DRAKE DODGES IT AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! IMPACT GRABS HIS FOOT, PULLS HIM IN AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE WALL WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!
Stew-O: Impact grabs him by the arm and uses it to pull the EAW World Champion up to his feet! IMPACT NOW IRISH WHIPS HIM AND SENDS HIM COLLIDING INTO THE ANIMAL CORPSE HANGING FROM THE CEILING!! WAIT!! DRAKE KING SLIDES BENEATH THE CORPSE, CIRCLES AROUND IT AND NAILS IMPACT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! IMPACT IS STUNNED AS DRAKE NOW SPINS AROUND FOR A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! IMPACT BLOCKS IT WITH BOTH FOREARMS, AND THEN NAILS HIM WITH A CLEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!! BOTH MEN ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE AS IMPACT NOW GOES FOR THE EVISCERATION INSIDE OF THE FREEZER!
Persephone: DRAKE KING HOLDS HIM THOUGH!! KING BLOCKS THE EVISCERATION ATTEMPT, HOLDS HIM UP IN THE AIR AND LOOKS TO DROP HIM ONTO ICE BLOCKS!! BUT IMPACT GETS OUT OF IT AND SLAMS DRAKE KING’S HEAD ONTO ONE OF THE ICE BLOCKS! HE GRABS HIS HEAD, STANDS CLOSE TO THE ICE BLOCKS AND DDT’S HIM ONTO THEM!! OH MY GOD!! SNAP DDT ONTO THE ICE AS DRAKE KING HAS TO BE OUT NOW!!
Stew-O: Impact is desperately trying to escape this freezer now as competing in these low temperatures are not the most ideal for a wrestler. Drake King is subconscious on a pallet of boxes while Impact reels into the door and pulls it ope-
Persephone: THE GINGERBREAD MAN AND DOLLAR GENERAL HAYLEY WILLIAMS HAS ARRIVED! MYLES ALONG WITH MINERVA IS BACK IN THE FOLD!! IMPACT SEES MYLES AND MINERVA STANDING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AND GETS CLOCKED WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! MYLES WITH AN EXPLOSIVE KNEE STRIKE THAT HAS IMPACT REELING INTO THE FREEZER AS MINERVA GOES TO CHECK ON HIS COMRADE!! HOWEVER, IMPACT IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS BY THROWING AN ICE BLOCK TOWARDS THEM!! IT DOESN’T HIT ANYONE AS MYLES STEPS UP THE BOXES TO THE SIDE AND USES IT TO SPRINGBOARD HIMSELF TOWARDS IMPACT!
Stew-O: AND MYLES CONNECTS WITH THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN MID-AIR!! Impact is down onto one knee while Myles turns his attention to the ice cream refrigerator! Minerva is nursing to the injuries of Drake while Myles rummages through the ice cream! AND HE BRINGS OUT AN ALL-TOO FAMILIAR ICE CREAM BRAND THAT AUSTRALIANS KNOW VERY WELL!!!!
( Myles holds up a huge box of Golden Gaytime ice cream. He smiles before circling Impact with it in his hand. )
Gavin Kirkland: IT IS GOLDEN GAYTIME—EVEN THOUGH IT IS ALWAYS GAYTIME FOR GAVIN KIRKLAND—AND NOW MYLES GRABS PROBABLY HIS FAVOURITE ICE CREAM!! AND HE DROPS GOLDEN GAYTIME ONTO HIS BACK!! BUT IMPACT GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!! HE GRABS MYLES AND THRUSTS HIM INTO THAT ANIMAL CORPSE!! MYLES’ HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE CORPSE AND IT HAS LAID HIM OUT FOR THE TIME BEING!!
Stew-O: MYLES JUST GOT PUT OUT LIKE A CANDLE WITHIN THE SNAP OF A FINGER AS HE IS UNCONSCIOUS OUTSIDE OF THE FREEZER!! MINERVA SEES THAT MYLES HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT AND TRIES TO GRAB AN ICICLE, BUT IMPACT BEATS HER TO THE CHASE AND KICKS HER AGAINST THE WALL!! IMPACT NOW GRABS DRAKE KING!! DRAKE TRIES TO FIGHT HIM OFF, BUT IMPACT GRABS AN ICICLE FROM EARLIER AND STABS IT INTO HIS INJURED ARM!! DRAKE KING GROANS IN PAIN AS IMPACT PULLS HIM OFF THE PALLET AND GRABS HIS LEGS!! AIN’T NO WAY HE IS THINKING THIS NOW!!
( Impact applies the Walls of Impact on in the middle of the freezer. )
Gavin Kirkland: YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! IMPACT CINCHES IN THE DOUBLE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB ONTO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION SMACK DAB IN THE CENTER OF THE FREEZER!! MINERVA AND MYLES ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN TO HELP HIM OUT OF THE SUBMISSION MOVE AS WE MAY SEE THIS MATCH END WITH A SUBMISSION!! NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE TO WORRY WITH ONE-THOUSAND POUNDS SITTING IN ON HIS LOWER BACK, HE HAS TO SURVIVE THE EXTREMELY LOW TEMPERATURES WITH HIS BODY RESTING AGAINST SHATTERED ICE!! THIS HAS TO BE IT NOW!
Stew-O: MYLES GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND DOMES HIM WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! AND HE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER!! AND A THIRD! AND WITH FOURTH!! MYLES IS NOW OBLITERATING THE SHOWDOWN TEAM CAPTAIN AND THEN TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE FREEZER!! MINERVA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND HELPS DRAKE KING UP AS ALL OF NEW EDEN ARE IN FULL STRENGTH!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IMPACT DID NOT NEED AS HE HAS INADVERTENTLY FOUND HIMSELF IN A THREE-ON-ONE DISADVANTAGE!
Persephone: I believe the purpose behind Impact implementing those smoke bombs was to separate everyone and make the number games even, but now it has turned against him. Impact is in an extremely unfair position right now and he could use Theron Nikolas and Lethal Consequences more than ever in this match—However, none of that has been seen in quite a while. Lethal Consequences is still sleeping from that encounter in the facility, while Theron Nikolas is most likely still running away from Andre Walker at this point!
Stew-O: Drake King starts to gain consciousness. Minerva and Myles hold up Impact by his shoulders while King emerges to his feet and gets right into Impact’s face. He smirks before SUPERKICKING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!! AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! AND A THIRD FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! DRAKE KING IS JUST BULLYING IMPACT AT THIS POINT AS HE HAS NO INTENTION OF PINNING HIM!! MINERVA AND MYLES NOW PULL ON HIS ARM, AND SMASHES THE HALL OF FAMERS HEAD IN WITH SIMULTANEOUS KNEE STRIKES TO THE FACE!!
Gavin Kirkland: THREE ON ONE—JUST HOW I LIKE IT! These are unfavourable numbers’ games for Impact and something needs to be done real soon! After obliterating Impact, Myles and Minerva grab him by the arms as all of New Eden drags him across the hallway. Drake King is deciding to take this somewhere else as New Eden are possibly going to perform ball-and-cock torture on King! I hope we get close-up views of his hairy testicles because it would be interesting to see in this match! New Eden continues to disrespectfully drag Impact like how they treat their materialistic possessions as we now have received word that Theron Nikolas and SOSA Henderson are near each other at the gorilla position!
[ Scenic titlebar: THE GORILLA POSITION ]
Gavin Kirkland: Sosa Henderson gingerly makes his way through the hallways with intention to bring this battle to the squared circle. However, no one is there to bring the fight with him, so I don’t know what this dumbass is thinking of! SOSA Henderson looks for a table, takes off the cloth and reveals his trusty Car Jack beneath it! Henderson carries it with one hand and approaches the curtains-
Stew-O: THERON NIKOLAS COMES FROM BEHIND AND PUSHES HIM THROUGH THE CURTAINS!! THE CROWD POPS AS THEY SEE SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLING ONTO THE STAGE!! THERON NIKOLAS LOOKING LIKE HE HAS A BONE TO PICK AS STEALS THE CAR JACK FROM HIS HAND AND CHARGES INTO HIM!! SOSA HENDERSON IS ABOUT TO KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS WITH THE CAR JACK, BUT SOSA HENDERSON WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS RIBS, AND HE THROWS HIM OFF THE RAMP!! AND THERON NIKOLAS GOES FACE-FIRST ONTO THE FRONT ROW BARRICADE!!
Gavin Kirkland: WE HAVE ENTERED CONCUSSION CITY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS VERY MATCH!! SOSA HENDERSON RALLIES UP THE TIGER STADIUM CROWD IN ATTENDANCE BEFORE HE STARTS RUNNING ACROSS THE STAGE!! AND HE LOOKS TO LEAP ONTO THERON NIKOLAS AS HE IS BELOW HIM NEAR THE STAGE!! BUT THERON JUMPS ONTO THE STAGE IN THE NICK OF TIME AND STUFFS HIM WITH A SWINGING ENZIRUGI ON THE RAMP!! SOSA HENDERSON IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES AS THERON NIKOLAS NOW HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR GOD’S REQUIEM!!
Stew-O: THERON NIKOLAS CONNECTS WITH THE REVERSE SWINGING STO!! NO!!! SOSA HENDERSON ESCAPES OUT OF HIS CLUTCH—STOLE YO BITCH!!! THE JUMPING CUTTER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AS HENDERSON DRILLED HIM ON THE RAMP WITH STOLE YO BITCH!! NIKOLAS FALLS OFF THE RAMP AS HENDERSON NOW PICKS UP SPEED YET AGAIN!! IS IT SECOND, TIMES THE CHARM!
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON LEAPS OFF THE STAG-
Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH LCR!! DISCUS FOREARM SMASH RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SOSA HENDERSON IN MID-AIR AS HE IS OUT!! HENDERSON ROLLS DOWN THE RAMP AS CONSEQUENCES JUST SAVED HIS TEAMMATE FROM GETTING SQUASHED ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! SOSA HENDERSON IS PROBABLY ASLEEP FROM THAT LCR AT THE END OF THE RAMP AS LC PULLS THERON NIKOLAS UP ONTO THE STAGE!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences made it in time to luckily be the lord and saviour to Theron Nikolas as he pulls him onto the stage as he is bringing someone onto shore. Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas have reunited and all they need to complete the puzzle is Impact, who is being held captive by New Eden! Team Showdown is somewhat back together as Nikolas and Consequences brainstorm their next strategy on the stage. They need to think fast because SOSA Henderson is already crawling towards the apron.
( While Theron Nikolas and Lethal Consequences recover on the stage, Andre Walker is seen wearing a LSU Football Helmet as he silently climbs the staircase up to the stage. Across the stage, The Visual Prophet is also doing the same thing with a helmet around his head.)
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO… THERON NIKOLAS AND CONSEQUENCES NEEDS TO LOOK AT WHO IS AROUND THEM AS PROPHET AND WALKER ARE STALKING IN THE SHADOWS!! NIKOLAS AND CONSEQUENCES START TO PUT THEIR FISTS UP ON ALERT AS THEY CAN TELL THAT THE FAN RANDOMLY GETTING LOUDER ISN’T FOR NO REASON AT ALL!! NIKOLAS AND CONSEQUENCES ARE BACK-TO-BACK AS THEY KNOW DANGER IS IMMINENT!
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET EMERGES FROM THE SHADOW AND SPRINTS TOWARDS THEM!! HE TAKES OFF THE HELMET WHILE HE RUNS AND TOSSES IT AT CONSEQUENCES TO THROW HIM OFF!! AND PROPHET CLASHES WITH THERON NIKOLAS!! CONSEQUENCES TRIES TO ADD ODDS TO THE EQUATION AND PUSHES VISUAL PROPHET AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ANDRE WALKER INTERCEPTS HIM AND SPLITS THE HALL OF FAMER IN HALF WITH HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!! ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS ON THE DOT WITH THE SPEAR WHILE HE HAS THE LSU HELMET ON AS HE JUST ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS FUCKING DEAD AS NOW THERON CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE PROPHET!! NO!! PROPHET HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT AND SPINS HIM AROUND!
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON WAKES UP FROM HIS SLEEP AND HITS THE PUMP SUPERKICK ONTO THERON NIKOLAS!! NIKOLAS IS STUNNED AS ANDRE WALKER NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR!! AND DRIVES HIS FIST INTO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!! KAISER’S TOUCH TO THERON NIKOLAS AND THE FATASS PROPHET CHARGES IN!! AND DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO THE FACE!! KISS TO THE HEAD CONNECTS!! THIS HAS TO BE OVER!! TEAM DYNASTY WINS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Stew-O: MINERVA COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUSHES SOSA HENDERSON INTO THE COVER TO BREAK IT UP!! SOSA HENDERSON ACCIDENTLY BUMPS HEADS WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET AS MYLES TURNS ANDRE WALKER AROUND!! AND HE CONNECTS A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! ANDRE WALKER FALLS TO THE GROUND WHILE SOSA HENDERSON TRIES TO FEND THEM OFF!! BUT MYLES WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! FOLLOWED UP WITH THE INVERTED DDT COURTESY OF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! PARADISE LOST BY MINERVA AS TEAM DYNASTY JUST GOT TORN APART JUST LIKE THAT WITHIN AN INSTANT!
( While Minerva and Myles stand over Team Dynasty, Drake King is seen dragging The Visual Prophet through the crowd. King looks at all of the crowd in disgust as they boo at him with the utmost hatred in their hearts. Drake pushes Impact over the barricade and brings him into the squared circle. This is the first time we are seeing the Stadium Stampede being brought to the squared rifle. )
Stew-O: New Eden has laid waste to nearly everyone in this match. Impact almost had the upper hand against Drake King over in the bar until the rest of New Eden arrived and outnumbered him. They have rendered him unconscious and Drake King has brought this to the squared circle seemingly to prove a point. New Eden could have pinned Impact in front of the freezer, but he has chosen to conquer Impact right in the middle of the ring, where many of their biggest accomplishments have been earned!
Persephone: Drake King inserts Impact into the squared circle. Team Dynasty has yet to move a single inch from that assault earlier and this match is basically academic from here! I don’t know how this already happened! Myles and Minerva stay on guard around the ring while Drake King is crouched on the second turnbuckle. Impact is barely moving now as he gingerly emerges to his feet. DRAKE HAS THE HALL OF BUTCHER IN HIS SIGHTS!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING STOMPS IMPACT’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! JUDGEMENT DAY CONNECTS!!
Gavin Kirkland: EVISCERATION!!!!!! DRAKE KING DESCENDS RIGHT INTO THAT DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD!! A COUNTER THAT PROLONGS A MATCH THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR FOUR HOURS AS IMPACT DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!! HE CHOOSES TO GET RIGHT UP AND JUMPS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE SPRINGS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND DROPKICKS MYLES!! MYLES CRASHES DOWN ONTO MINERVA BELOW AS IMPACT JUST EVENED THE ODDS NOW!! IMPACT IS BACK IN THIS AS HE MAY SUCCEED WITH THIS COMEBACK!
Stew-O: IMPACT REFOCUSES HIS ATTENTION BACK ONTO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION AND IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!! IF IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THIS, THEN IT IS OV-
Persephone: MYLES SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND PUSHES HIMSELF AND IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MYLES JUST TOOK HIMSELF OUT IN THE PROCESS AS MINERVA SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND LOOKS TO GO AERIAL!! Drake King continues to recuperate from the double knee facebreaker while Myles and Impact are on one knee on the ringside floor! WHAT THE HELL IS MINERVA THINKING HERE!! DO A TRIPLE ROTATION TOPE CON HILO!!
Stew-O: MINERVA RUNS RIGHT INTO THE LCR!! NO!! LC ALMOST ANNIHILATES THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! MINERVA CHARGES INTO LC, BUT LC LIFTS HER UP AND SHE GOES FLYING ONTO THE RINGSIDE BELOW!! LC TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK INTO THE RING!
( DING! )
Stew-O: DRAKE KING SMASHES THE RING BELL ONTO THE BACK OF LC’S HEAD!! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION FROM OUT OF NOWHERE JUST CAVED HIS HEAD IN WITH THE RING BELL!!!
( Drake King now slides the ring bell under Lethal Consequences’ chin and reels into the corner turnbuckles. )
Persephone: THE WANNABE GOD STOMPS HIS FACE INTO THE RING BELL!!! JUDGMENT DAY CONNECTS ONTO THE BELL AS DRAKE KING ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS ONE LEG!! IT IS OVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: ALL OF TEAM DYNASTY JUMPS INTO THE RING AT THE SAME TIME AND BREAK UP THE COVER!! SOSA HENDERSON, VISUAL PROPHET, AND ANDRE WALKER EMERGE TO THEIR FEET AND CIRCLE DRAKE SMITH LIKE A PACK OF FERAL WOLVES THAT HAVEN’T EATEN IN DAYS! Myles and Minerva are still laid out from minutes ago and Drake King has a look on his face knowing that this is out of his control! Drake gets up to his feet and looks at his surroundings. Walker, Henderson, and Prophet are all beaten and battered up by what has transpired in this match!
Persephone: DRAKE KING CHARGES INTO PROPHET WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! WALKER AND HENDERSON FLANK HIM AND UNLEASH A FLURRY OF STRIKES ONTO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!! TEAM DYNASTY IS PUTTING THE WORK ONTO THE CHAMPION HERE AS THEY ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY KICK AND STOMP AWAY AT DRAKE KING!! THIS IS A MURDER RIGHT HERE!! THIS IS A PUBLIC EXECUTION OF THE REDEEMER!! THIS IS WHAT I LIKE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
( Minerva and Myles attempt to get into the ring to help Drake King, but Theron Nikolas and Impact grab their legs and fight them out of the ringside area and up the ramp. )
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA AND MYLES TRIED TO GET DRAKE KING OUT OF THAT STICKY SITUATION, BUT NIKOLAS AND IMPACT INSTINCTIVELY STOPPED THEM FROM DOING SO AS BOTH DUOS DUKE IT OUT TOWARDS THE STAGE!! TWO-THIRDS OF NEW EDEN UNAVAILABLE TO HELP THE OTHER AS DRAKE KING IS IN DEEP DEEP TROUBLE HERE!! SOSA HENDERSON HELPS DRAKE KING UP TO HIS FEET WHILE ANDRE WALKER GETS READY FOR THE SPEAR!!
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER WITH HUNGER TO HILLSIDE, TEARING DRAKE KING IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!!
Persephone: DRAKE KING GETS SPLIT IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!! SOSA HENDERSON AND THE VISUAL PROPHET NOW DRAG HIM OUT OF THE RING. ANDRE WALKER FOLLOWS AS ALL THREE INDIVIDUALS GRAB HIM IN FRONT OF OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING HER!! HENDERSON AND KING HOISTS HIM UP BY THE SIDE WHILE THE PROPHET HOLDS HIM UP WITH A POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: AND TEAM DYNASTY ANNIHILATES THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER DESK WITH A TRIPLE TEAM POWERBOMB!! OH MY GOD!! DRAKE KING HAS TO BE OUT!! THE VISUAL PROPHET FALLS IN COMPLETE AND UTTER EXHAUSTION WHILE SOSA HENDERSON AND ANDRE WALKER MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE STAGE! THE KING IS DEAD!!! THE REDEEMER IS NO MORE!!
Stew-O: MINERVA AND MYLES STUN BOTH SHOWDOWN ELITISTS ON THE STAGE WITH SUPERKICKS TO THE FACE!! AND THEN GO FOR SECONDS!! BUT ANDRE WALKER AND SOSA HENDERSON JOIN THE FRAY ON THE STAGE AND GROUND THEM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! SIX PEOPLE PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE ON THE STAGE WHILE THE THE VISUAL PROPHET IS STRUGGLING TO BRING DRAKE KING BACK OUT INTO THE RING WITH ALL THAT DEAD WEIGHT AND EXHAUSTION!!
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON GETS OUT OF THE CROSSFIRE AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE SCAFFOLDING BEAMS!! MINERVA BATTLES WITH WALKER, AND MYLES SQUARES OFF WITH NIKOLAS AND IMPACT!! THIS HAS TO BE IT HERE AS VISUAL PROPHET ALMOST HAS DRAKE KING BACK IN THE RING!!
( SOSA Henderson stands fifteen feet up in the air on top of a scaffolding. Everyone below him continues to fight as Henderson begins to jump off. )
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON WITH A CORKSCREW SENTON OFF THE SCAFFOLDING ONTO EVERYONE BELOW!! HENDERSON FLOORS EVERY ONE OF THE ELITISTS THAT WAS DUKING IT OUT BELOW!! A DAREDEVIl, HIGH-RISK MANEUVER FROM THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION AS THAT EFFECTIVELY TAKES EVERYONE OUT, INCLUDING HIMSELF!!
Persephone: BACK TO THE RING AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RE-EMERGES AND PUSHES VIZ INTO THE RINGPOST!! FACE-FIRST GOES THE PROPHET AS LC IMMEDIATELY SLIDES HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!!! LC PULLS UP THE APRON SHEETS AND RETRIEVES A STEEL CHAIR AND BRINGS IT INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE IN IT WITH HIM!! JUST END THIS MATCH ALREADY!! COME ON!! BASH HIS HEAD IN LC!
Stew-O: LC WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK!! BUT IT DOESN’T TAKE VIZ DOWN AS HE STAYS DOWN ON ONE KNEE!! LC WITH A SUBTLE LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON HIS FACE AS HE SPINS AROUND!! AND SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO HIS BACK!! THIS TIME IT TAKES DOWN VIZ ONTO BOTH KNEES!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HYPING HIMSELF UP AS HE REELS INTO THE CORNER AND CHARGES BACK INTO THE VISUAL PROPHET!!
Persephone: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!
Gavin Kirkland: KISS TO THE HEAD!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTED WITH HIS BULL HAMMER ELBOW RIGHT WHEN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HOISTED UP THE STEEL CHAIR!! THAT SPLIT SECOND THAT CONSEQUENCES HAD THE CHAIR IN THE AIR BEFORE BRINGING IT DOWN, EXPOSED HIS FACE, THUS OPENING UP THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR PROPHET TO GET IN THAT DEVASTATING ELBOW!!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS UNCONSCIOUS!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SWAYS SIDE TO SIDE, AND BACK AND FORTH BEFORE HE BLACK OUTS AND COLLAPSES ONTO LC!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! NO ONE IS HERE TO BREAK IT UP!! COUNT IT, REF!
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( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF STADIUM STAMPEDE…. THE VISUAL PROPHET, SOSA HENDERSON, AND ANDRE WALKER—TEEEAAMMM DYNASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
( Bella Braxton’s voice echoes throughout the Tiger Stadium as everyone in the ring pops to the final three count of the match. “Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)” By Jimi Hendrix blasts through the speakers while The Visual Prophet sluggishly rolls out of the ring and sits on the apron. Team Dynasty refuses medical help and limps towards their Team Captain to join him in victory. Drake King is still laid out unconscious from the triple powerbomb, while the rest of the competitions continues to be subdued in result of SOSA Henderson’s daredevil stunt from earlier. )
Stew-O: And just like that, the first ever Stadium Stampede comes to a conclusion! Everyone in this match delivered with each and every one of their promises, but it is The Visual Prophet that is able to keep fully mentally and physically strong until the last stretch to where he would take the crown for himself. Lethal Consequences was on the brink of bringing the bragging rights to Friday nights, but The Visual Prophet had other plans and for the second year in a row, Dynasty fans rejoiced in yet another humongous victory for their brand!
Persephone: If Rexy Sexy was on a team this year, then this match would’ve ended very quickly. Eitherway, this match didn’t really have much of an involvement of pinning attempts until all three teams brought their disputes to that squared circle. All nine individuals used every square-inch of that stadium to their advantage and they are going to walk back to their locker rooms knowing that they just went through one of the most hellacious matches of their lives! Team Voltage almost won this match, but dumbass Drake King was too slow to get that cover and it cost him a hefty trip through that announce table.
Gavin Kirkland: New Eden was indeed on the premises of conquering the inaugural Stadium Stampede, but it was the heart and determination of Team Dynasty that couldn’t be outmatched. As Meat Stew said, Dynasty brings the bragging rights home for the second consecutive year in a row, and with that, it means there are huge implications for SOSA Henderson, Andre Walker, and The Visual Prophet come next Friday night!
Persephone: New Eden finally gets embarrassed on a major stage for the first time in a while and you can see how heartbroken they are. Well, all three of them are nearly unconscious, but you can tell that New Eden will definitely not let this event go and will be doing everything in their power to make up for the mistakes they made tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: The very same could be said about Team Showdown. Without a shadow of a doubt, Impact, Theron Nikolas, and Lethal Consequences held up their end of the bargains to the best of their ability. All three of them evidently arrived at the Stadium Stampede the most prepared, but at the end of the day, when it all comes down to these matches, it all comes down to who can take advantage of the other last and that is what happened here. When everything seemed fine for Showdown and New Eden, all came crashing down when Team Dynasty came to spoil their good times.
Persephone: I am so relieved that New Eden didn’t win this match because if they controlled Voltage for a month, I don’t know what would even happen to myself… I don’t even know where I am right now. This event was so fucking long and I think I was starting to hallucinate things towards the end of this match. ANYONE BUT NEW EDEN!!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, anyone but New Ede
Stew-O: Elite Answers Wrestling hosts yet another successful Territorial Invasion with a prosperous debut of the Stadium Stampede Match. Team Dynasty reigns supreme over anyone and everyone in this match!
( While Andre Walker, SOSA Henderson, and The Visual Prophet celebrate on the top turnbuckles, red fireworks begin to fire down from up the stage and down the rafters. Yet another year of Friday Night Dynasty taking the main event as they are the winners of the first ever Stadium Stampede. )
Stew-O: THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR TUNING IN TONIGHT!! WE ALL APPRECIATED YOUR COMPANY AND WE HOPE THAT WE PROVIDED THE BEST PRODUCT TO YOUR SCREENS POSSIBLE!! For Persephone, and Gavin Kirkland, and all the rest of our broadcast colleagues. GOODNIGHT!!
(A final shot is taken of the winners and Territorial Invasion fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
