Territorial Invasion (2019)

 

Match Card

( EAW Intro plays )

( “Main Attraction” by Jeremy Renner plays, as the promotional graphic for Territorial Invasion comes on the screen. )

Narrator: Welcome to the 2019 Territorial Invasion kickoff show! Hosted by Fight Grid’s own, Kathy Kush! )

( The graphic intro transitions to the Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn, Alabama, nearly halfway filled with fans already in their seats as many are filing in from the various entrance tunnels. We are taken to a reserved off section in the stands with the stadium setup serving as the background. We get the panel hosts sitting a crystal glass, illuminated table with electronic tablet readers for notes, and a widescreen 4k monitor directly behind them. Sitting at the table are Molly Waters, Kathy Kush, Michael Lanza and a famous special guest panelist. )

Molly Waters: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2019 Territorial Invasion kickoff show! I’m your host, Molly Waters, here with three esteemed guests as we cover some of the many matches to take place in what is expected to be a historic Territorial Invasion event. We are here in the midst of this sell out crowd here in Auburn, Alabama on a gorgeous September day! Joining me of course, the beautiful as ever broadcast colleague bestie of mine, Kathy Kush!

Kathy Kush: Electric day today isn’t it Molly?

Molly Waters: It certainly has been an electric time to be a member of the EAW Universe, especially here in Auburn. My next co-host, fellow Fight Grid journalist and one of the most analytical minds in the business, Mr. Controversy, Michael Lanza!

Michael Lanza: Thank you Molly, grateful to be here. I’m ready to sit down and unpack what could be the most stacked Territorial Invasion card that I’ve seen the inaugural event in 2009.

Molly Waters: And last but not least, our guest on the panel who we are PRIVILEGED and HONORED to have join us at this time.. EAW’s Vice President himself, HRDO!

HRDO: The privilege is mine, I am incredibly proud of the show we’ve put together and I’m pleased over the response this event in general has gotten.

Molly Waters: I’ll try to keep Mike on his best behavior HRDO, you know how he gets.

HRDO: (laughs) It’s really no biggie. I’m just the humble guest, you’re in full control of the wheel.

Molly Waters: We’re going to bring up just some of the major matches of the evening. I figured it only made sense if we began with a personal dream match of mine: Kassidy Heart and Cameron Ella Ava.

( The graphic for Kassidy Heart (c) vs Cameron Ella Ava for the Universal Women’s Championship emerges on the screen behind the panel. )

Kathy Kush: :whew: Starting out strong?

Molly Waters: Of course! I wanted to start with you actually HRDO, since you know what it’s like to compete in major championship matches at major FPVs. You know what it’s like to face legends in their prime, and to be a legend in their prime competing with the absolute best your company has to offer. How do you sum up the gravity of the Universal Women’s Championship match scheduled for this evening?

HRDO: Oh man… wow, you really are starting with the big guns, aren’t you? Well I’m just going to speak from a personal standpoint because there’s no use trying to “sell” a match that’s already so big as it is. I consider Cameron Ella Ava to be a peer, and I consider Kassidy Heart to be the unknown. EAW knows everything there is to know about Cameron Ella Ava at this stage of the game. We have seen what Cam is capable of when she’s pushed to the edge whether on a physical or emotional level. Her career has been an emotional rollercoaster, a whirlwind of triumph and tragedy, and that has obviously given her much more thick skin than probably 99% of other Elitists in the back. But Kassidy… actually, Kassidy reminds me a lot of that mentality that EAW Elitists had in the earliest days, the 07-08 period. The woman is a throwback.

Mike Lanza: :dahell: Really?

HRDO: Well, yeah.

Mike Lanza: Hmmm.. I don’t know.

Molly Waters: Well HRDO tell us how Kassidy is a throwback, and I’ll let you retort after Michael.

HRDO: Look Michael I know you have your doubts because Kassidy’s a girl, but-

Mike Lanza: Whoa whoa whoa, pardon the respect sir but I actually don’t think that at all. See I’m going to challenge you folks tonight! I’m an independent contractor, not an employee, so I’m free to combat you a little bit. Kassidy is not only far from a throwback, she is the definition of the current softer generation if I ever saw it!

HRDO: I totally disagree.

Mike Lanza: How? Kassidy Heart is one of these new age overly sensitive social media era Elitists like Chris Elite, Mark Michaels and others who are too attached to what other people think. She is thin skinned! She obsesses over what other people say about her! She’s part of this new crop who, as talented as they are, seem to watch their timelines and the weekly show like a hawk and look for reasons to feel slighted. YES Kassidy is the best Elitist of her generation, male or female. But how is she going to prove to be mentally tougher in that ring behind us, than someone like Cameron Ella Ava who’s experienced what she’s experienced?

Kathy Kush: That isn’t a terrible point Mike, Cameron has experienced probably more oppression, more setbacks, more obstacles than anybody. And there’s a good case to be made that she’s the most consistent EAW Elitist in the history of this company.

HRDO: I’m not denying any of that Kathy, but allow me to finish my initial point. “Thin skinned” people are those who allow their pressure and grifs to defeat them. To stifle them. This has never been the case with Kassidy. Mike my friend, you’ve seen a lot of EAW history, but all of the EAW history you’ve seen was on TV.

( Kathy and Molly laugh, and Mike gives a feint “fuck you” smirk. )

Molly Waters: I like this! We’re starting off hot!

HRDO: No! I don’t mean to come off as combatave at all, I’m simply saying that I’ve lived EAW history. And the majority of the early generation Elitists who went on to become legends were exactly like Kassidy. We were passionate, refused to be complacent, we moved off of criticism and feelings of being slighted. The greats; the Impacts, DDDs, Banks’, Starr’s were mobilized by feeling slighted. We took everything personally, and unleashed hell as a result of it. It’s how we won the ACW war, it’s how we redefined the business. So as much as I respect Cameron Ella Ava, let’s face it, she’s been more focused on who Kassidy is married to than she has winning the Universal Women’s Title. She’s up against a hungrier opponent who proved at Operation: Doomsday why she’s deserving of being champion, and the only way I see Cameron coming away with the title is if skill and experience supersede hunger and desire.

Mike Lanza: We sure this the VP on the panel with us or the Chairman? :mjpls: Nevertheless I’ll concede, but I still view Cameron Ella Ava as one of the greatest to ever do it. She may not be AS hungry but she sure as hell isn’t complacent.

Molly Waters: I actually think you gave a super insightful take HRDO, but like Mike said Cam’s one of the greatest of all time. I don’t think you’ll ever find a version of Cameron Ella Ava that’s ‘complacent’. Moving forward now,

( Graphic appears for Charlie Marr (c) vs Rex McAllister for the EAW Championship on the 4K TV behind them. )

Onto the EAW Championship match! Student challenged by the master! Rex McAllister vying for his third World Championship against the beautiful, bearded –

Mike Lanza: – Don’t forget bald –

Molly Waters: Charlie Marr! For the EAW Championship. Mike, you have gone on record as naming Charlie Marr as an EAW Elitist to look out for from early in his career. Since then he has taken this company by storm, capturing championships and showing up with consistent stand out performances on Marquee events. You wrote an ESPN exclusive editorial just recently highlighting “The Psychology of Charlie Marr”, based off of the multiple en-location interviews you’ve had with him. Sum up his headspace heading in to such a big match.

Mike Lanza: Charlie Marr is cut from granite, physically obviously,

Molly Waters: Obviously 😉

Mike Lanza: But mentally. The guy is not phased by the grandiosity of a match. He doesn’t care about the size of the crowd, the size of the opponent, the man is a buzzsaw. “Chainsaw Charlie” as I aptly nicknamed him. Thank you very much. :^)

( HRDO and Kathy roll their eyes. )

Mike Lanza: Anyways, I genuinely believe Charlie Marr looks at Rex McAllister no differently as an opponent than anybody else. He’s smart enough to know the capabilities of his opponent but he is so determined and relentless that he doesn’t care who it is. Charlie would kick Rex’s face in ten times in a row to keep that title in his hands, and that’s why I give him the overwhelming advantage.

Kathy Kush: Ehh…

Mike Lanza: Go ahead, do you disagree? Spit it out!

Kathy Kush: Don’t get me wrong I respect Charlie.. but the overwhelming edge? I don’t think that’s fair.

HRDO: Yeah I am curious why you’d count Rex out so assuringly?

Mike Lanza: Because I’m not a corporate puppet, that’s why.

HRDO: Corporate puppet? Buddy, it doesn’t take a corporate puppet to know that Rex McAllister is good enough to beat Charlie Marr. Not saying that he will, not even saying that I have a dog in this fight, but –

Mike Lanza: Oh come on, you do have a dog in the fight! Why are you lying?

HRDO: I don’t know who you think you’re calling a liar…

Mike Lanza: I’m not trying to be mean and disrespectful but don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining guys! Charlie Marr openly disrespects the authority while Rex McAllister is pretty much the exemplary franchise player! Competitively driven, toeing the company line, reputable, an easy face to look at, predictable. Boring! That’s what every sports league wants out of their premiere athletes, the guy who belongs on the Wheaties box.

Kathy Kush: You sound like such a hater…

Mike Lanza: No no of course not! I REALLY hate to say it, because Rex has given EAW and me personally some of the most enjoyable experiences a professional wrestling critic could ever ask for. But we have to call it like it is. The bigger the match, the harder Rex falls.

HRDO: Okay now that’s just bullshit.

Molly Waters: Language! :damn: This pre-show is broadcasting on ABC! :damn:

HRDO: I’m sorry but it’s one thing to have faith in Charlie, I can concede to that. But come on Molly do you hear this guy’s arrogance? Jesus the guy’s never been in a ring a day in his life and he talks like this? Listen, I will go on record and say that Rex McAllister is an inevitable EAW Hall of Famer. That’s not inside information, that’s my personal opinion-

Mike Lanza: What does the Hall of Fame have to do with anything? What are Hall of Famers infallible all of a sudden?

HRDO: Sir, if you’re going to keep talking over me I’m going to assume you have a problem with me, and we can handle that problem as grown men off the set if you want.

Kathy Kush and Molly Waters: :lupe:!!!!

Mike Lanza: Go ahead man sorry!

HRDO: Be fucking respectful. Now, need I remind you, this was the same Rex McAllister who equipped Charlie Marr with many of the tools he’s used to become successful. It’s easy to think that Charlie has Rex figured out because of the proximity they’ve had to each other, but Rex has proven time and again that he’s able to build on his own tools. He had an earth shattering performance in the Grand Rampage, he had a MOTY caliber showing at King of Elite in one of the most brutal performances ever. He showed out at Pain for Pride in Atlanta in one of the most brilliant technical matches I’ve ever witnessed.

Mike Lanza: But did he win those matches-

HRDO: WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

Mike Lanza: :Whoa:!!!

HRDO: NO, he didn’t win those matches, but we saw new versions of Rex McAllister emerge that were previously never seen before. He continues to evolve, and as gifted as Charlie Marr is it would come as no shock if he came into this sleeping on his opponent. So no, it’s not going to be this lopsided affair. You would have to be a moron to think that.

Mike Lanza: But that’s what I said, but very well.

Molly Waters: Well speaking of ‘lopsided’, why don’t we dig into the World Heavyweight Championship match featuring a tale of two completely different career paths? A 9 time World Champion who’s seen it all and done it all and is the hungriest he’s been in year, against an equally as hungry, gifted young man who wants to take an already promising budding career to the next level!

( Graphic for Impact (c) vs Drake King for the World Heavyweight Championship comes on the 4K TV. )

Molly Waters: Kathy I’m going to start with you since I’ve gathered from the uber ride we shared together coming from the Airport on Thursday that you have a little crush on a certain Drake King.

Kathy Kush: (awestruck) EXCUSE ME!

Mike Lanza: Oh god.

Molly Waters: So you obviously have some meaningful insight on this match since your bae is involved.

Kathy Kush: (blushing) FIRST OF ALL, let’s get one thing clear, all I said was that I think he’s cute. That has nothing to do with a “crush”, and has even less to do with this match! But since you wanna put my business out there like that I GUESS I’ll give my honest opinion. I really do think Drake King is amazing in the ring, he’s exciting to watch and he’s just a grounded guy. He knows what he wants, he’s in touch with who he is, he doesn’t lack in confidence and I think that’s going to help him out against a GOAT like Impact!

Molly Waters: Either of you other two care to chime in?

Mike Lanza: I definitely think Drake is wise beyond his years… but I mean, I don’t know can I actually say my opinion without being physically threatened? (darting a look at HRDO)

HRDO: :shrug:

Mike Lanza: Okay well… let’s face it, maybe Drake would have had a shot against Season 12 Impact. I personally felt Imp rested on his laurels a little bit, he’s still the greatest to ever do it arguably but not quite what I’ve seen from him from prior season. But since becoming the World Heavyweight Champion I’ve got to tell you, he’s been as good as ever. Superman has his cape, Ironman has his suit, HRDO has his mask, and Impact has World Championships. Being champion has only made him stronger! If you want to know truly how hard it is to dethrone the man, look no further than Road to Redemption 6 back in 2012! The man was like Kobe Bryant in a hotel room in Colorado, UNSTOPPABLE!

Kathy Kush: When it comes to Impact I totally agree, I think he’s been amazing lately. He’s fired up, he’s energetic, he’s expressive and self assured. But the last thing you ever want to do is count out Drake King. A year ago at this very event when it took place in Chicago, Drake King took EAW by storm and and the movement has only momentum ever since. The guy is resilient, he’s mentally tough, and he’s capable of signature victories like the one he had against Malcolm Jones for the Interwire Championship! Tonight is the biggest match of his career, and it could also be the biggest victory of his career.

Mike Lanza: You mention Drake King winning the Intewire Championship in the big match, but he also lost the Interwire Championship to Terry Chambers. I LOVE Terry Chambers, I’ve rooted for Terry Chambers, but with all due respect this kid is NOT going from losing to Terry Chambers to defeating Impact in a World Title match.

( “Dynasty Intro” by Jay-Z begins to play over the arena sound system, as the crowd comes alive. )

Molly Waters: Bold declarations on a fired up panel, you’ve got to love it! But we’re going to need to take it over to the ring right now as the traditional Territorial Invasion 5 on 5 is set to begin, featuring DYNASTY vs THE WORLD! Let’s take it over to ringside with the voice of EAW, Stew-O!

( HRDO quickly removes the lavalier microphone from his suit and quickly walks off set, leaving responses of :lupe: , :lupe: and :skip: from Molly, Kathy and Mike Lanza respectively. )

( Transition over to the arena where Team Dynasty all walk out to the stage; consisting of Mike Gambino, Helena Merriman, Provencal, Justin Windgate and Eric Havoc who is hand in hand with his girlfriend, Tara. The team are all wearing Dynasty T-shirts, and Eric is waving a flag that reads #TrueDynastyTalent. )

Stew-O: Thank you Molly, I’m here now with Voltage’s Rich Russillo and James Peters here now to accompany me in witness their brand get absolutely smacked down by the incredible force of Team Dynasty!

Rich Russillo: :mjpls:

James Peters: :usure:

( DING! DING! DING! )

Gina Romano: The following contest is a 5 on 5 Elimination Tag Team Match, featuring DYNASTY VS THE WORLD!!!!! Introducing first, weighing at a combined weight of 1,065 POUNDS! Accompanied by Tara Celeci, the team of MIKE GAMBINO, HELENA MERRIMAN, JUSTIN WINDGATE, PROVENCAL AND ERIC HAVOC! TEEEEAM DYYNNNASTYYYYYYYYY!!!

Rich Russillo: I’d love to know more Mr. Unbiased Face of EAW, about how your team led by an actual neurotic lunatic is going to come away with the win.

Stew-O: At least Team Dynasty has an actual leader! Unless you count that depraved psychopath who threatens to sodomize other members of the active roster!

James Peters: I’ll have you know Korey Gaines has been on his best behavior and would never do such a thing!

Rich Russillo: Yeah and just because Frankie Paradise looks like a sexy cop who redefines the meaning of “stop and frisk” doesn’t mean he’d stoop to suck lows.

Stew-O: :skip: Don’t distract yourselves from the unity that Team Dynasty possesses, Eric Havoc has been a man on a mission and he has managed to take this company by storm with his conviction! He even got the Answers World Champion to take notice.

James Peters: I’m sure I could get Rihanna to notice me if all I did was troll her 24/7 Stew! This momentum train has been ran on borrowed time, and our Voltage kings are about to show these fools the end of the tracks!

( “Come Together” by Gary Clark and Junkie XL hits, and Frankie Paradise makes his way to the ring in a shirt with the “Voltage” symbol on the front and a symbol of the world on his back. )

Gina Romano: Their opponents! First representing “Team World”, from Los Angeles, California weighing 225 POOOUNNDSS, FRANKIE PARADISE!!!

Stew-O: :mjlol: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS BACK?! IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A PICTURE OF THE ACTUAL EARTH! WHERE THE HELL IS THE FASHION POLICE?! ARREST THIS MAN!

Rich Russillo: It’s not even that bad! Besides, we all know our Voltage Kings play for the name on the front of the jersey, not the back.

( “Hey Man Nice Shot” by Filter plays and Viktor Stone makes his entrance to the ring in a shirt reading the “Showdown” symbol on the front and a symbol of the world on his back. )

Gina Romano: His partners! First, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 225 POOUUNDS, VIKTOR STONE!!!

Stew-O: YOU GUYS ARE ABOUT TO BE SLAUGHTERED! LOOK HOW SCRAWNY THIS GUY IS! HELENA MERRIMAN COULD TAKE THIS GUY OUT IN SECONDS!

Rich Russillo: Have you SEEN Provencal? Do you watch your own show? The guy’s got less definition than the Pillsbury Dough Boy!

( “Thunderstruck” by ACDC plays and Korey Gaines makes his way to the ring in a shirt with the “Voltage” symbol on the front and a symbol of the world on his back. Soaking in the massive audience. )

Gina Romano: From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma weighing in at 170 POUNDS, KOOOREYYY GAINES!!!

Stew-O: 170 POUNDS?! I COULD BENCH PRESS THIS GUY!

James Peters: Are you okay, Stew?! The arrogance of Jake Mercer must have rubbed off or something. Korey Gaines not only would kick your ass, but he’s going to be phenomenal in this match, I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes it home!

( “War” by Dance With The Dead hits, and Santo Muere makes his entrance refusing to wear any brand/team representing material. )

Gina Romano: From Death Valley, California weighing in at 200 POOUNDS, SANTO MUERTE!!!!

Stew-O: :skip: Way to be a team player! I doubt your “Voltage Kings” have discussed a lick of strategy with him, good luck reigning in this nutcase. At this rate it’s going to be a clean sweep!

( “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X hits, and Lance Blackfyre rides out to the stage on an actual horse wearing a Showdown themed bandana and dressed in Captain Planet-like attire. )

Stew-O: WWWWHAT THE HELL IS THAT??

Gina Romano: And lastly, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 365 POOOOUNDS, LLLAAAAAAAAANCE BLACKFYYYYYREE!!!!

Stew-O: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!

James Peters: I actually think it’s pretty damn cool! I used to love Captain Planet as a kid!

Rich Russillo: Yeah speak for yourself… I begrudgingly have to agree with Stew, this ain’t it..

James Peters: Oh come on! Get a sense of humor! It’s not like Lance Blackfyre takes himself overly seriously.

Stew-O: THAT’S HIS PROBLEM! THE MAN SHOULD BE A KILLER! A MONSTER! A WALKING LIVING APOCALYPSE, BUT HE’S REDUCED HIMSELF TO … TO THIS!

Rich Russillo: I’m not going to go out of my way to defend Showdown’s people but you can’t deny that Lance Blackfyre is an imposing figure. He beat the absolute hell out of Jamie O’Hara and Mr. DEDEDE in Showdown Main Events, and you just can’t take away the physical attributes he has.

James Peters: You Dynasty people are clearly overconfident, and your overconfidence is going to be your undoing!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Stew-O: We’ll see about that, with redneck Captain Plane- I mean Lance Blackfyre starting the match for his team. And uhhh.. oh.

( Helena Merriman chooses to start for Team Dynasty, standing right in front of Lance Blackfyre who towers over her. )

James Peters: You were saying Stew?

Stew-O: .. A rather interesting opening staredown to say the least, but the One Woman Army is more than capable of handling her own against this big corn fed goofball. However Eric Havoc, Team Dynasty’s fearless leader calls Helena over to the corner at the top of his lungs. He urges her to stick to the plan, with a look of intensity on his face, and Helena reluctantly tags Mike Gambino in.

James Peters: ONLY FOR LANCE TO DRAG HER AWAY AND TOSS HER TO THE MAT BY HER HAIR! LANCE RIPS ERIC HAVOC FROM THE APRON AND INTO THE RING WITH A BEAL, WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND TARA SCREAMS FROM RINGSIDE! NOW HE BRINGS MIKE GAMBINO IN THE RING WITH THE SAME SHOW OF STRENGTH! Blackfyre catches a recovering Eric Havoc with a big boot for his troubles! And he drives Mike Gambino into the corner before lighting him up with rapidfire rights and lefts! An enormous flurry fists making Mike Gambino’s life a living hell! Helena Merriman leaps onto Lance Blackfyre’s back, looking for a jumping rear naked choke! The rest of Team World looks like they’re ready to get into this match, but the official jumps in front of them and demands that they remain at their corners.

Stew-O: Rightfully so! This big weird bastard initiated it, let him fight his own battles!

Rich Russillo: Lance Blackfire is hardly fazed by the attempted rear naked choke, and instead he BACKS HELENA MERRIMAN INTO THE CORNER, WEDGED RIGHT INTO MIKE GAMBINO! Eric Havoc jumps up and takes off quicker than lightning with a mad dash! SPEAR TO LANCE BLACKFYRE! BUT LANCE SOMEHOW JUMPS OVER THE ONCOMING ERIC HAVOC, CAUSING HAVOC TO INDIRECTLY SPEAR HIS OWN TWO PARTNERS IN THE CORNER! Blackfyre sends Eric Havoc out of the ring, Merriman and Gambino are about to roll out as well but Lance Blackfyre catches Mike Gambino by the ankle and pulls him up from the canvas. Gambino firing off with some blows to the body! Shoot kick to the leg! He rebounds off the ropes now – AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A CLUBBING AX HANDLE!

James Peters: Lance Blackfyre pacing around, feeling the atmosphere from this soon to be packed to capacity Jordan-Hare stadium! Blackfyre drags Mike Gambino up from the canvas, AND REELS HIM IN!!! HOISTING HIM UP!!! FEARS ORIGIN!!! SITOUT POWERBOMB PIN!!!! REFEREE SLIDES TO THE MAT!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Gina Romano: Mike Gambino has been eliminated!

Rich Russillo: What were you saying about “clean sweep”, Stew? :mjpls:

Stew-O: Uh can we get a do over? I could of sworn I saw a shoulder off the mat! Well in comes Justin Windgate who’s been chomping at the bit to get into this match, and goes to work with repeated blows over the nape of Blackfyre’s neck while he’s recovering! Lance shoves Windgate back sending him nearly across the ring, and he comes right after him with a RUNNING BODY PRESS INTO THE CORNER! Windgate slides through the legs! Hook from behind attempting the roll up, but Blackfyre stands his ground on those tree trunks for legs. Now Windgate springs up and onto Blackfyre’s back, looking for a SUNSET FLIP PIN! But Blackfyre hangs onto the ropes at the corner! He’s got full footing, barely fazed by Windgate, and he walks over to the corner while Justin Windgate is hanging upside down on his back! Tag to Frankie Paradise! Windgate jumps off of Lance’s back and Frankie SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE APRON AND INTO THE RING, WITH A FRANKIE-STEINER!

James Peters: HANDSPRING COUNTER FOR WINDGATE! Frankie charges at Windgate, Windgate sends him into the ropes, drops down to the mat forcing an oncoming Frankie Paradise to leap over him and careen off the opposite ropes – and Windgate cuts the oncoming Paradise down to size with a low dropkick! PELE KICK follow up to the kneeling Frankie Paradise! Lateral press!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!

Rich Russillo: Kick out right as the ref’s hand hits the mat for “2”, and Windgate pulls Frankie Paradise up by the wrist, before delivering a thunderous shoot kick! A second, straight to the hip! A third one is caught by Frankie before he trips Windgate to the ground, off his one hobbling leg, and plants a FIRM ELBOW DROP INTO THE LEFT HAMSTRING! Knee drop follow up from Frankie Paradise! Frankie rips him off the ground with a DEADLIFT TIGER SUPLEX!!! WINDGATE COUNTERS WITH A WHEELBARROW PINNING COUNTER! But as Windgate goes rolling down, Paradise jumps back and evades the wheelbarrow takeover, only for Windgate to rush back up and be BLASTED ACROSS THE FACE WITH A JUMPING LEG LARIAT!

Stew-O: Not good! Frankie Paradise waits for Windgate to recover, and hoists him over his shoulder and into his team corner, allowing Viktor Stone from Showdown to tag himself in! Paradise maintains a waistlock and Viktor fires off with multiple buzzsaw kicks! Team Dynasty trying to enter and intervene, but this disgraceful official holds them off because of this arbitrary “five second grace period”, allowing Frankie Paradise to send Windgate FLYING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Windgate sent onto the back of his head and momentum takes him up to the corner, NO!!! WINDGATE BLASTED ACROSS THE FACE WITH A RUNNING YAKUZA KICK TO THE CORNER!!! THIS DAMNED VIKTOR STONE ROLLS WINDGATE OVER FOR THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO-

( Justin Windgate drops his foot on the bottom rope. )

Rich Russillo: Windgate saved by the rope. Viktor Stone has made some pretty nice waves on Showdown, but he needs to show up for his team tonight after not doing so hot these last few weeks. Viktor Stone unleashing some clubbing blows on the ground, with Windgate actually firing back punches himself, refusing to go down quietly. And a STOMP to the ribs from Viktor as a result! Viktor Stone holds out his arms, letting his ego fill his sails before what’s shaping up to be a gargantuan crowd here in Auburn. Viktor takes Windgate up from the floor by the nape of the neck and walks over to his own corner… ONLY FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE TO COUNTER WITH SLICED BREAD # 2!!! “RUN IT UP”, RUNNING VIKTOR STONE DOWN! And Justin Windgate drags at the loose limbs of his opponent, heaving him away from his own team corner and over to the Dynasty corner. Commendable counter, and Windgate tags in Eric Havoc! Eric springs over the ropes, and climbs up the middle turnbuckle, while Viktor Stone is yanked up to his feet by Justin Windgate!

Stew-O: OH YEAH! CHAOS IMPACT!!!!!! JUMPING CUTTER FROM THE SECOND ROPE, AND A HOOK OF BOTH LEGS FOR LE CAPITAN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gina Romano: Viktor Stone has been eliminated!

James Peters: Eric Havoc having a field day, jumping around and blowing kisses to his adoring fans! His woman Tara is at ringside clapping it up…. Wait a second!

( Lance Blackfyre stands directly behind a celebrating Eric Havoc. Eric’s team motions for him to turn around. Eric slowly does, with his eyes wide in sheer nervousness, as he stands in the shadow of Blackfyre who towers over him. )

Stew-O: Uh oh.

Rich Russillo: Eric Havoc SLAPS LANCE BLACKFYRE ACROSS THE FACE!

( Lance Blackfyre turns away, and turns back at Eric with blistering rage written on his face. )

James Peters: AND ERIC HAVOC RUSHES OVER TO HIS CORNER TO TAG IN HELENA! Helena Merrimen re-enters the ring just totally unthreatened, look at her! She doesn’t even care that her opponent could basically eat her! LANCE BLACKFYRE SLAPS HIS MASSIVE HANDS AROUND HIS THROAT… STRANGLING HER! OH NO, WHAT IS HE DOING!!!

( Helena Merriman is on her knees being strangled by Lance Blackfyre, and Blackfyre begins to gyrate his hips before pulling Helena’s face closer into his crotch. )

Stew-O: LOW BLOW!!! HELENA WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE ‘NADS OF THIS FREAK!!!! AT THIS POINT I DON’T BLAME HER!

( Lance Blackfyre turns away holding his testicles in pain, and the referee confronts Helena Merriman about her illegal low blow. He waves to the time keeper, prompting a disqualification. )

Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, by way of disqualification, Helena Merriman has been ELIMINATED!

Stew-O: Helena arguing with the official, highly irate! But clearly his word is final.. AND FOR GOOD MEASURE, HELENA GOES BACK FOR ANOTHER LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND!!! BRINGING LANCE BLACKFYRE DOWN TO ALL FOURS! The referee is incensed by that one, but personally I love it! Give this roided up freak a cooldown and let him think about what he’s done! And get him a can of peas for those little pebbles between his legs. Anyways, Blackfire crawls back to the Team Showdown corner and Santo Muerte sticks his hand out looking for some involvement in this match. Hey what do ya know? Mr. Rebel has finally decided to engage. Yippie! THANKFULLY FOR TEAM DYNASTY, THE ONE AND ONLY PROVENCAL STEPS FORWARD!

Rich Russillo: Provencal and Santo charge at each other! Santo ducks under the lariat, springboards off the ropes and nails a springboard armdrag! Provencal recovers, kick to the midsection! Santo Muerte takes him up and over with a hip toss! Provencal lands on his feet!
Hiptoss by Provencal.. Santo lands on his feet!
Hiptoss by Santo… Provencal lands on his feet!
Hiptoss by Provencal… Santo lands on his feet!
Hiptoss by Santo…. Provencal lands on his feet! The two look at each other astonished!

Crowd: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

James Peters: So does this crowd, PROVENCAL WITH THE HIP TOSS! SANTO HOLDS HIS GROUND! SANTO WITH THE HIP TOSS! PROVENCAL HOLDS HIS GROUND! PROVENCAL WITH THE HIP TOSS! SANTO HOLDS HIS GROUND! And the crowd is disappointed by a knee to the midsection. Santo Muerte kicks Provencal in the chest, sending Provencal stumbling over the middle rope, and Santo springs over the ropes and hits a rough forearm on his way down! Provencal laid out by the apron, and Santo grabs Provencal by both legs from ringside, before DELIVERING AN AIRPLANE SPIN, WHICH IS STOPPED QUICKLY AS PROVENCAL’S RIBS CRACK AGAINST THE RING POST!!! Provencal rolls off the apron and down to the floor, while Eric Havoc and Tara descend to ringside to confront him… the official leans over the ropes from the ring urging these two not to come to blows, and Santo opts to dash into the ring before ricocheting off the ropes and charging across the ring! Eric Havoc attempting to drag Provencal up in time, and SANTO DIIIVES OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! TOPE CON HILO TAKES BOTH MEMBERS OF TEAM DYNASTY OUT!!!

James Peters: Santo Muerte feeling it, and he sends Provencal up from the floor before delivering a boot to the head of Eric Havoc for good measure, and snarling at his girlfriend Tara. Provencal is in the ring scrambling, and Santo Muerte charges over to him shoving him into the corner, before driving into him with shoulder thrusts! Drilling into Provencal’s no definition having body in succession! Korey Gaines calls for the tag from his corner, and Santo Muerte stares Gaines down menacingly, almost threatening him for even asking… maybe Stew’s right about this guy.

Stew-O: OF COURSE I AM! He’s a selfish arrogant egomaniac with a scary mask! Santo continuing to fire away nonetheless, making good on the advantage he has with strikes to the corner. He brings Provencal onto his back with both legs hooked under the arm, and positions him over by the ropes so that Provencal’s head is leaning against the apron. AND SLINGSHOTS HIM THROAT FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! PROVENCAL ROLLING AROUND COUGHING AND CHOKING, WHILE SANTO SEEMS TO TAKE ENJOYMENT FROM THAT!

James Peters: Santo Muerte drags Provencal over to his own corner, and reaches his hand for a tag… Korey takes it… and Santo fakes him out! Korey Gaines is LIVID by that, and Santo tosses Provencal to the floor, stomping the hell out of him repeatedly!

Stew-O: And that set Korey Gaines off, now he steps through the ropes and turns Santo Muerte around, sticking a finger in his chest! I knew it, I knew tensions would begin to flare, and it was clear to me from the beginning that it’d start with this guy! Why do you think EAW paid me the big bucks all these years for my broadcast services? I know what the heck I’m talking about! OH NOW SANTO MUERTE SHOVES KOREY GAINES BACK! Frankie Paradise steps into the ring looking to diffuse the situation, but these two arrogant hotheads look like they’re a hair away from coming to blows! Go ahead! Make my da- OH WATCH OUT!!! PROVENCAL FROM BEHIND SENDS SANTO MUERTE ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH “THE BOOBY TRAP”, SLEEPER SUPLEX DRILLS HIM! FRANKIE AND GAINES COMES AFTER PROVENCAL, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE CUTS THEM OFF WITH A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE DROPKICK, SENDING PARADISE AND GAINES OUT OF THE RING!!! LANCE BLACKFYRE ABOUT TO STEP INTO THE RING, BUT ERIC HAVOC’S GIRLFRIEND TARA HAS HER ARMS AROUND LANCE’S ANKLES, DISTRACTING HIM! PROVENCAL WITH THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gina Romano: Santo Muerte has been eliminated!

Rich Russillo: Provencal struck while the iron was hot and managed to get his menacing tormentor out of this match off the distraction. Team Dynasty is up 4-3 but it’s far from the end of the world just yet. Double entendre don’t even ask me how.

James Peters: That double dropkick pissed Frankie Paradise off, he jumps into the ring and takes Justin Windgate to the floor with a thesz press, followed by a flurry of punches! Windgate can hardly defend himself, and Provencal pulls Paradise off of his teammate with a SLEEPER! ANOTHER BOOBY TRAP ON THE WAY??? NO, FRANKIE BACKS PROVENCAL INTO THE DYNASTY TEAM CORNER JUST DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR AN ESCAPE. ERIC HAVOC TAGS HIMSELF IN! Eric springs over the ropes, and blasts two forearm shots into Frankie’s jaw! Rolling backfist! Single arm wrench to drag Frankie out of the ring and send him up and over with a butterfly suplex! Floats over and through it, and pulls him in with the double arm underhook ..

( The sound of a woman screaming can be heard, and we see Lance Blackfyre at ringside holding Eric’s girlfriend Tara by her hair. )

Eric Havoc: LET GO OF HER!!!!

Stew-O: ERIC HAVOC DRIVEN BY THE POWER OF LOVE, LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! TAKING HIMSELF AND BLACKFYRE INTO THE BARRICADE AND NEARLY SENDING IT BACK WITH THE COLLISION! Eric Havoc checks on the lady in his life, assuring that she’s okay, before charging back into the ring and coming back after Frankie Paradise! BUT FRANKIE CATCHES HIM WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSOR TAKEDOWN! That creates enough space for him to tag Korey Gaines in, and the two Voltage Elitists rush over to Havoc, grabbing him by both arms and Irish whipping him into the ropes! They simultaneously deliver running knee strikes into his midsection! Frankie Paradise delivers a REVERSE STO INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! AND HE HOLDS ERIC HAVOC’S HEAD IN PLACE, AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, TO ALLOW GAINES TO BLAST HIM OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A JUMPING DISCUS ELBOW SMASH! Paradise steps to the apron, and Korey Gaines drags him to the center of the ring before the hook of a leg!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stew-O: Kick out by Eric Havoc! Korey Gaines snaps in a side headlock now, wearing the leader of Team Dynasty down with a snug hold. From ringside, Tara claps it up, leading the crowd in timed claps to will the captain back into this! COME ON ERIC! PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN! PUSH! THROUGH! PAIN!

James Peters: Eric Havoc is rapidly shaking! You can see the adrenaline coursing through him! Say what you will about his antics, the guy is showing heart right now, and he TAKES GAINES OFF OF HIS FEET AND TO THE CANVAS WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Eric Havoc and Korey Gaines recover in close proximity, and Eric turns to walk over to his corner, only for Gaines to grab him from behind by the tights and yank him over to his corner! Tag to Frankie Paradise! And the duo deliver stomps to the midsection! Wearing him down! Frankie and Korey grab Eric by both wrists and send him away with a hard Irish whip ….. BUT ERIC FINDS THE STRENGTH TO COUNTER THE WHIP, SENDING BOTH GAINES AND PARADISE INTO THE DYNASTY CORNER! GAINES TAKEN OUT WITH A CHOP TO THE HEAD FROM PROVENCAL! BUT FRANKIE PARADISE SENDS JUSTIN WINDGATE FLYING OFF THE APRON WITH A PRE-EMPTIVE RIGHT HAND! FRANKIE SWINGS AT PROVENCAL! PROVENCAL DUCKS, SHOULDER TO THE MIDSECTION THROUGH THE ROPES! Frankie Paradise stumbles away, doubled over, and INTO THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FROM HAVOC! NO NO NO NO NO!

Stew-O: THE DESECRATION!!! PEDIGREE FROM ERIC HAVOC, AND HOOK OF THE LEG!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gina Romano: Frankie Paradise has been eliminated!

Stew-O: OH YEAH! THE ONE AND ONLY ERIC HAVOC SENDS ANOTHER ONE PACKING! THANKS FOR COMING FRANKIE!

James Peters: Korey Gaines prepares to step back into battle… but Lance Blackfyre enters the ring… WITH TARA IN TEW!

Stew-O: ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DEFEND THIS??? LANCE BLACKFYRE IS HARMING AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER WHO’S DONE NOTHING WRONG!

Rich Russillo: Lance Blackfyre using less than scrupulous tactics, and he asks Korey Gaines to exit the ring! He has Tara in his arms, in the palm of his massive hands, and Eric Havoc can only stand there in a stupor!

Lance Blackfyre: LAY DOWN FOR ME. RIGHT NOW, OR I SNAP HER NECK!

James Peters: Eric Havoc trying to talk Lance out of it, and LANCE TIGHTENS HIS GRIP AROUND TARA’S NECK! Eric holds out his hands in desperation, and he’s actually considering acquiescing…

Stew-O: NOT SO FAST!!! SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE CATCHES LANCE BLACKFYRE COMPLETELY OFF GUARD! ERIC HAVOC TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY AND DROPS HIM WITH A CHAOS IMPACT!!! PROVENCAL WANTS IN ON THE ACTION NOW! ERIC HAVOC TAGS IN PROVENCAL, AND PROVENCAL SIZES UP A RECOVERING LANCE BLACKFYRE…….. WHAT??????

( Provencal delivers the Very European Uppercut. )

Stew-O: BON APPETIT!!! POP UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ON A 350 POUND MAN!!!

James Peters: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!

Stew-O: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! COVER BY PROVENCAL!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gina Romano: Lance Blackfyre has been eliminated!

Stew-O: YES!!! YES!!! A MILLION TIMES YES!!! THAT WAS AMAZING! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! WHAT A TEAM EFFORT, JUST A BRILLIANT SHOWING CAPPED BY HERCULEAN STRENGTH FROM OUR FRENCH SAVIOR! NOW IT’S 3 OF US AND ONLY ON-

Rich Russillo: GAINES FROM BEHIND! TWISTING BODY SCISSORS BACKSLIDE PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( Eric Havoc dog piles Gaines, but is a split second too late. )

Gina Romano: Provencal has been eliminated!

James Peters: BRILLIANT TIMING FROM KOREY GAINES, YOU KNOW WHAT RICH I HAD A FEELING THIS WOULD COME DOWN TO VOLTAGE FAITHFUL! KOREY GAINES HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE THE WORLD!

Stew-O: Don’t get fired up yet you turd! Eric Havoc is beating the dog crap out of your guy right now, firing with rights and lefts! Korey Gaines quickly exits the ring towards the ramp, and the fired up leader and fearless Team Captain is coming right after him like a house of fire! Eric lighting Korey Gaines up with a flurry of right hands! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT IN THE WORLD???

Rich Russillo: LANCE BLACKFYRE SMASHES THE STEEL STEPS OVER THE SKULL OF ERIC HAVOC!!!

Stew-O: CALL THE DAMN MATCH! THAT’S A DISQUALIFICATION IF I EVER SAW IT!

James Peters: Can’t disqualify somebody who isn’t in the match, Stew! You’ve been here since 10,000 B.C. I thought you’d know this by now!

( Tara rushes to the aid of Eric Havoc, who is laid out and motionless at ringside. Multiple officials surround Lance Blackfyre to escort him up the ramp and out of the arena. )

Rich Russillo: Eric Havoc may have had his head completely caved in, and Justin Windgate sprints over to Lance Blackfyre ready to make him pay! But the officials are holding him off, not allowing a brawl to ensue! Korey Gaines opts to return to the ring, and tells the official to start counting.

Stew-O: THIS IS TOTAL CRAP!!! THIS IS A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO FAIRNESS AROUND HERE?!

Ref: 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!!

( The referee motions to the timekeeper. )

Gina Romano: By way of count out, Eric Havoc has been eliminated!

Stew-O: STUPID! STUPID! A TRAVESTY! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF THE MATCH, WHY DON’T I JUST CHARGE IN AND STAB KOREY GAINES A BALLPOINT PEN SINCE ALL BETS ARE OFF? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN REDUCED TO! A HERO HAS FALLEN AND THIS GUY GLOATS!

Rich Russillo: Justin Windgate looks just as fired up as you are Stew, and he quickly charges in the ring, prompting Korey to step through the ropes and drop down to ringside! Korey Gaines seeping under the skin as he stares up from ringside at his soul survivor. Windgate calling Gaines back into this thing. Gaines takes his time stepping up the apron… Windgate rushes over and attempts to drag him into the ring by his head, but GAINES JABS HIM WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! GAINES QUICKLY CATCHES WINDGATE FROM BEHIND WITH A WHEELBARROW ROLL UP!!! HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES FOR ADVANTAGE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!

Stew-O: NO!

Ref: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Stew-O: NO!

Ref: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: WINDGATE KICKS OUT! THANK GOODNESS! Windgate recovers, Gaines with a thrust kick to the leg! Another shot to the leg! A third low superkick bringing Windgate to his knees, kick, kick, kick, and a FILTHY SUPER KICK TO THE FACE!!! Windgate ducks underneath, pops up to his feet and charges over to Gaines with a CODEBREAKER!!! GAINES CATCHES WINDGATE IN HIS ARMS, AND LEAVES HIM SITTING AT THE TURNBUCKLE! WINDGATE KICKS GAINES IN HIS FACE! Korey Gaines stumbles back holding his jaw, and Windgate jumps backwards up from the middle rope, to a standing base at the top rope, and SPRINGS OFF WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!! There we go Justin there we go! You have an entire brand’s pride riding on your shoulders! Cover him, cover him!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

James Peters: Shoulder up by Gaines! Windgate and Gaines recover, and you can hear the dueling chants in the stadium! “LETS GO VOLTAGE/DYNASTY” chants permeating this audience here in the kick off show, and Windgate follows Gaines over to the apron where he’s retreated… once Gaines has fully recovered, WINDGATE SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES FOR THE SLINGSHOT DDT TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

Rich Russillo: NOT SO FAST! GAINES HOLDS HIS GROUND, AND WINDGATE LANDS ON THE APRON ON HIS FEET! Gaines blasts him with a jumping knee to the body! Look at that massive impact crater momentarily created from that knee! More elbows follow suit from Gaines! He is absolutely tearing into Justin Windgate! JUSTIN FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! ANOTHER RIGHT! A THIRD! Korey slings his shoulder forward and DRIVES WINDGATE SPINE FIRST INTO THE LED APRON!!!! I’m not sure how much more he can take of this! Korey Gaines pulls Windgate away after having his back jammed into that unforgiving metal and glass, and Windgate is firing off with some desperate elbows! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A SPRINGBOARD, PERHAPS A SPRINGBOARD VERSION OF THE HAIL MARY??

James Peters: NO! GAINES SHIFTS HIMSELF, AND DROPS JUSTIN WINDGATE GROIN FIRST OVER THE ROPES, STRADDLING THEM! TIMELY COUNTER, AND GAINES SPRINGS UP THE TURNBUCKLE TAKING WINDGATE CRASHING BACK INTO THE RING WITH A ROPE-HUNG SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Korey Gaines wisely dragging Windgate away from the ropes!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Stew-O: Windgate with the kick out! Korey Gaines shakes his head in frustration, and it isn’t long before he drags Windgate over to the drop zone in front of the turnbuckle! Korey Gaines unleashing now with stiff strikes, each blow able to be heard from the concession stands! And stomps to follow suit! Justin Windgate and Team Dynasty are in a bad way, damn it! Korey Gaines makes the climb now! Come on Justin! Don’t let this be it, PLEASE do not let this be it!

Rich Russillo: KOREY GAINES FROM THE TOP!!!!! IMPLODING 450 SPLASH!!!!

Stew-O: INTO THE KNEES!!!!!!! YES!!!! KOREY GAINES WAY OUT OF SORTS!!! HE’S WRITHING IN AGONY, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES! JUSTIN WINDGATE DIGGING DEEP INTO HIS RESERVES NOW… AND HE GRABS GAINES FROM BEHIND, LIGHTS OUT!!!!

James Peters: COME ON!!!

Stew-O: REVERSE CUTTER CONNECTS!!!! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly hits. )

Gina Romano: Here are your winners, MIKE GAMBINO, PROVENCAL, HELENA MERRIMAN, ERIC HAVOC AND JUSTIN WINDGATE… TEEEEAM DYNASTYYYY!!!

Rich Russillo: NOOOOOO!!!

Stew-O: JUSTIN WINDGATE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS, IN WHAT IS WITHOUT QUESTION ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE VICTORIES! DY-NA-STY! DY-NA-STY! DY-NA-STY! DY-NA-STY!! OH YEAH!!

James Peters: Ugh… great. Well, I won’t put up a front, Justin Windgate was impressive. An inspiring performance really for somebody who’s been away from the EAW ring for many years, only to come back looking probably sharper than ever. If you had any reason to sleep on Justin Windgate, those reasons were eradicated here tonight.

Rich Russillo: CAN YOU STOP PATRONIZING THEM?

Stew-O: NO YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT JAMES, THANK YOU FOR REMAINING UNBIASED AND PARTISAN AS A GREAT BROADCAST ANALYST SHOULD! DY-NA-STY! DY-NA-STY! DY-NA-STY! DY-NA-STY!

( Justin Windgate is joined in the ring by a groggy Eric Havoc, being held up by Tara, as well as the other members of Team Dynasty who all raise each others hands. Provencal flies the Dynasty flag, leading the audience in celebration. We return to the kick-off panel, where Molly Waters is sitting by with Mike Lanza and Kathy Kush. )

Molly Waters: Major victory goes to the Dynasty brand in a hard fought thriller to kick off Territorial Invasion festivities. What an unbelievable match! The teamwork, the performance from Justin Windgate, the twists and turns!

Kathy Kush: All this and the show hasn’t even started yet!

Molly Waters: Welcome back to the pre-show panel, your host here Molly Waters along with Kathy Kush and Mike Lanza. We were visited earlier by the EAW Vice President, HRDO who gave his thoughts on some of the marquee matches of this evening, but had to step away due to developing business.

Mike Lanza: Our poor Vice President should have stayed and watch this tremendous match, but it appears I scared him away…

Molly Waters: Can we just talk about what happened with you and him earlier??

Kathy Kush: Dude I’m not even kidding, I literally thought he was going to rip your throat out.

Mike Lanza: Oh stop it, he loves me.

Molly Waters: You are SO lucky you didn’t get chokeslammed through this table.

Mike Lanza: It would have been an honor. Some would say I’d probably deserve it.

Molly Waters: You definitely deserved it! But you were spared, thankfully. Anyways, we still have a couple of matches on the docket, heading over to Showdown’s neck of the woods where we have a blockbuster Answers World Title match!

( Graphic shows, featuring Mr. DEDEDE (c) vs The Visual Prophet for the Answers World Championship, with Viz’s assistant Nina Dobrev as the special guest referee. )

Kathy Kush: Oh my gosh, I cannot even tell you how long I’ve waited to see these two face each other. This match is going to be one of those contests where you already know heading in to it that it’s going to give you goosebumps.

Molly Waters: These are two of the most electric personalities in probably EAW’s history! I won’t even so much as waste my time explaining how talented both of them are. Mike, what are some things to look at heading into this?

Mike Lanza: Well for starters, it’s not Mr. DEDEDE vs Visual Prophet. It’s Mr. DEDEDE against his own karma! We all know how brilliant of an in-ring general DDD is, but part of what makes DDD great is the way he carries himself leading into battle. I don’t know about either of you, but that’s not the DDD we’re seeing tonight. This is a DDD who may have gotten far too overconfident for his own good. The DDD I’m used to seeing wouldn’t have allowed Visual Prophet to win the Beat The Clock Challenge over him. The DDD I’m used to seeing wouldn’t have allowed a special guest referee to take part of this match. DDD’s ego needs no introduction, it cannot be understated how huge his head is. But this time pride may truly come before the fall.

Molly Waters: So would you say it’s a foregone conclusion that Mr. DEDEDE won’t be winning this match?

Mike Lanza: Come on Molly, do you honestly think I’d ever dare to suggest that? I’m just giving you my analysis. I don’t think there’s any way to truly predict this match, even despite the stipulation.

Kathy Kush: Yeah, I think I agree there. If it were anybody not named Mr. DEDEDE who was put under these circumstances, It’d for sure be a foregone conclusion. With a special guest referee who went through the hell that DDD put her through, and the raw talent of a guy like Viz, I’d give him a 100% chance of walking out of TI the Answers World Champion. But when you’re talking about the greatest of all time, factoring in the performances he’s been putting on lately, you never want to close the door on him until the smoke is cleared.

Mike Lanza: Exactly.

Molly Waters: The Answers World Title is definitely Vizzy’s for the taking, but never bet against Gawd. I can’t wait for that match, I’m sure we all agree when we say this has been a dream match in the making! But now for the grand finale we’ve all been waiting for:

( Graphic appears on the 4K monitor promoting the War Games match, showing Team Dynasty, Team Voltage and Team Showdown. )

Molly Waters: Team Showdown consisting of Andrea Valentine, Raven Roberts and Ms. Extreme Team Dynasty consisting of TLA, Darkane led by Serena Bennett, and Team Showdown consisting of Chris Elite, Ahren Fournier and led by Jamie O’Hara in the fourth ever WAR GAMES MATCH!

Mike Lanza: Can we go out on a limb and say this is the most competitive War Games match of all time?

Molly Waters: These three teams are absolutely STACKED! There are no weak links whatsoever, and we don’t necessarily have a lot of time but I want bold predictions from each of you. Which brand goes home with the spoils, and why? Let’s start with you Kathy.

Kathy Kush: *sigh* This is so hard! I mean honestly I think the better question should be, which brand survives? That’s really what it comes down to in a match like this. I spoke to EAW Hall of Famer and 2x World Champion, Tyler Parker recently in an interview on EAW’s Youtube channel. He told me himself that War Games takes years off of careers, and according to him what makes it especially so devastating of a match to compete in is the sheer number of bodies that are in the ring. It’s why for that match we literally need two ring set ups! Your head has to be on a swivel at all times, once you take one person down you open up your own back to immediately be taken down yourself!

Molly Waters: With that being said, which team of Elitists do you think have what it takes to come out the other end of it?

Kathy Kush: I’m going to have to go with Dynasty to be honest. I think Serena Bennett has been an amazing leader for her team. She has dedicated all of her time to this, she’s fully committed, and even if TLA and Darkane have a rivalry going on amongst each other it still doesn’t take away from how gifted they both are. In Darkane you have a guy who can withstand brutality, dig into that twisted part of his mind and come up with creative ways to hurt multiple people all at the same time. And TLA is somebody who already knows what it’s like to win a War Games match, as the team captain no less, by leading the very same brand in Dynasty to victory against Team EAW four years ago at Territorial Invasion: Civil War! I think if I have to choose, it’d be them.

Molly Waters: What about you Mike?

Mike Lanza: Showdown. Showdown. Showdown. It’s just academic. You have three World Champions, great chemistry, a leader who is probably the best Elitist that I’ve ever seen perform live out of Jamie O’Hara. All three of them have literally represented EAW over the last five years. Ahren reigning as EAW Champion, Chris Elite making 2018 his year, and Jamie O’Hara with probably an unprecedented run performing at the level that he has since his debut. Hell, to me O’Hara is better than he’s ever been before. To me Dynasty has too many combustible elements and Team Voltage’s girl power isn’t enough of a selling point for me. I’m pretty confident Showdown has this locked, but it won’t be easy.

Molly Waters: It definitely won’t be easy. Personally I see Team Voltage winning it, they have by far the best chemistry among one another and three Voltage Elitists are at the top of their game. They’re primed for brutality, they’re walking into this match with a purpose and they’re the only team that I feel like truly understands the gravity of what they’re fighting for. All three of these ladies realize that this match is bigger than them, especially with the identity of Voltage being put into question by upper management.

( The “60 second warning” can be seen in the background, as the capacity Jordan-Hare Stadium erupts with cheers. )

Molly Waters: That’s all the time we have! We can speculate all we want, but the answers will speak for themselves as Territorial Invasion is set to go live in under 60 seconds! Thank you for tuning into the Fight Grid kickoff show; for Kathy Kush and Mike Lanza, I’m Molly Waters – get ready for the 11th ANNUAL TERRITORIAL INVASION, and hope you enjoy the show!

( Molly, Mike and Kathy wave goodbye and the kickoff show comes to an end. )

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( EAW Intro plays )

( Ominous music plays in the background as we slowly open up to the following view: )

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Narrator: A structure so massive, one ring is not enough to contain the chaos.

( We see a view of the first incarnation of the War Games structure in an EAW arena, and that empty Air Canada Centre jump cuts into a packed venue with a more in-depth view at the chain-link structure )

Narrator: Careers and livelihoods decimated, ripped apart for sport. It makes Elimination Chambers, Hell in a Cells, and Electrified Cages tremble in its might.

( We get a view of the false protagonist, Zack Crash who enters the War Games structure )

Narrator: Brought to the Land of Elite in the year 2014, Elitists have taken the role of soldiers, generals and warlords. War Games has established itself as one of the most gruesome matches in EAW history.

( We see members of Team DEDEDE and Team Crash, and get a brief recap on the story stemming from a rebellion Crash lead on the Chairman of EAW, leading the Board of EAW to vote a “no confidence” at the time forcing DDD to wager his authority in this match. We then see members of DDD’s team such as Dark Demon and Johnny Ventura fighting it out with members of Zack Crash’s team, such as Xavier Williams and Diamond Cage. It shows the end of the match with Xavier Williams brainbustering his mentor Dark Demon through the roof of the War Games, sending them both through the ring, and ending the match with Team Crash as victorious. )

Narrator: The War Game has brought us moments that will permanently scar us all, moments that shocked the EAW Universe to its core, including the ultimate betrayal from a false prophet.

( Cut back to a blood soaked Zack Crash in the middle of the ring following his victory in the War Games. )

“Zack Crash: Ya know …Kaizer Soze once said ‘’the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist’’ ….well you’re looking right at him.”

**BANG**

“Kawajai: WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Y2IMPACT’S RIOT POLICE JUST ATTACKED TEAM CRASH!!!! Y2IMPACT SHUTS THE CAGE DOOR, LOCKING IT AS CRASH LAUGHS, AS THE RIOT POLICE IS ATTACKING BOTH TEAM DEDEDE AND TEAM CRASH!!!! THEY ARE USING NIGHT STICKS, TASER GUNS, WHAT IS HAPPENING??”

“Stew-O: WHAT IS HAPPENING, EVERYBODY IS BEING BEATEN DOWN BY THE RIOT POLICE!!!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT, SOMEBODY HAS TO STOP THIS, WHAT HAS CRASH DONE!?!?!!”

“Deadprez: HE’S CONNED US ALLL!!! CRASH HAS CONNED EAW BUT WHY!?!?! WHY HAS CRASH DONE THIS!?!?!”

**More riot police continue attacking the roster with night-sticks, tasers as the crowd looks on in disbelief as Zack Crash laughs*

( We fade away from the scene at Territorial Invasion 2014… )

Narrator: A year after the ultimate act of deceit, an uprising banded together to count the old.

( We flash forward a year later at Territorial Invasion: Civil War, and see the promotional image of that year’s War Games match, featuring “Team Dynasty” consisting of members of the Dynasty roster who seceded from EAW going up against Zack Crash to fight for their sovereignty. )

Narrator: The war hero turned corrupt authoritarian, Zack Crash, sought to crush the Dynasty brand and destroy the careers of every member of the Dynasty roster, and in the War Games both sides met once again in the trenches in a war as gruesome as the last.

( We get epic highlights from the TI 2015 War Games, with the Dynasty team led by TLA coming to blows with Team EAW led by Zack Crash. We see many brutal and shocking highlights from the match, which came to result in victory for Team Dynasty in a blood-soaked ring. )

“Stew: THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! DYNASTY DID IT! THEY DID IT!”

“Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST…. TEAM DYNASTY WRRRREEEESSSSTTTTTLLLIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!”

Narrator: For the following THREE YEARS, no match in Elite Answers Wrestling would be deemed to be worthy enough for the return of this gargantuan structure. But following a three year slumber… the War Games match reared its ugly head. This time in a much different EAW than the landscape of old.

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( We are given multiple shots showing The 1% walking out to the stage in Soldier Field of Chicago, Illinois, RexMarrKade making their way down the ramp with multiple championships, Jaded Wolfe Hearts entering the stage with the Specialist and Empire Tag Team Championships around their waists, and Diamond Cage entering the War Games structure, holding the EAW Championship high with no fear on his face. )

Narrator: Four dramatically different teams shared the same hellous space, and four unmitigated forces of will placed their health in jeopardy, and personal pride on the line.

( Scattered highlights from the more brutal and chaotic moments of last years’ War Games match can be see. )

“Stew-O: DDD grabs Rex by the arm and whips him out of the corner – RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF REX MCALLISTER!! THE IMPACT TURNS REX AROUND – AND DDD CUTS HIM IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!!! REX DROPPED BY THE EAW CHAIRMAN, BUT WAIT!!! RIPLEY!!! RIPLEY FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A FROGSPLASH!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY TAKEN OUT BY THE ONE PERCENT!!!”

“Kawajai: MARR GRABS A HOLD OF DDD AND LAUNCHES HIM AT KINKADE WHO CRACKS HIM ON THE JAW WITH A V-TRIGGER!!! DDD FALLS BACK AND MARR DRIVES HIM INTO HIS KNEES WITH A BACKSTABBER!!! DDD’S SPINE JARRING IN PAIN, BUT THEY’RE CERTAIN NOT FINISHED!!! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? KINKADE HITS THE ROPES – AND MARR SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! KINKADE TURNS IT INTO A 450 SPLASH TO THE CHAIRMAN!!!”

“Kawajai: Look! Theron is getting back to his feet! Kassidy picks up one of those Kendo Stick! Bad intentions on her mind – AND SHE FIRES AT THE KING OF ELITE!!! SKIN SPLITTING SHOTS TO THERON NIKOLAS WHO YELLS IN PAIN!!! KASSIDY DOES NOT RELENT AS SIENNA AND TYLER JOIN THE VIOLENCE!!! TYLER CRACKING REX ACROSS THE BACK!!! SIENNA NAILS CHARLIE MARR BETWEEN THE EYES!!!! THE JADED WOLFE HEARTS ARE FIRING AWAY AT ANYTHING THAT’S MOVING!!!! DDD IS BACK TO HIS TO HIS FEET!!! KASSIDY HITS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! SIENNA CRACKS HERS ACROSS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD – AND TYLER FINISHES WITH A BRUTAL SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! DDD DROPS FACE FROM FIRST DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!”

“Kawajai: KASSIDY IS STILL STANDING – REX MCALLISTER SENDS HER CRASHING BACK THROUGH THAT TABLE WITH A RUNNING SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!!!! REX SHOOTS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT STRAIGHT INTO THERON!!!! THERON HAS HIM LOCKED!!!!!! CHAOS THEORY!!!!!!! REX DRIVEN HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!!!! THERON LOOKS TO COVER – BUT SOMEHOW DC CUTS HIM OFF!!!! DC LATCHES ONTO THE WRIST OF THERON AND HAS HIM TRAPPED!!!! THERON TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT – DEATH!!!! MURDER!!!!! KILL!!!!!! THE KING OF ELITE TURNED ABSOLUTELY INSIDE OUT BY DIAMOND CAGE!!!!! DC GETS BACK TO HIS FEET – ADRENALINE PUMPING THROUGH HIS VEINS!!!! THE HOPE OF SHOWDOWN RESTING ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!”

“Stew-O: SPEAR!!!!!”

( The War Games match of last year is concluded with a decisive spear from DDD, sealing the victory for Dynasty and The 1%. We get shots of the aftermath of War Games matches including bloody turnbuckles, a blood soaked ring canvas, thumbtacks and the trail of bodies left in their wake. )

Narrator: A fire breathing Gawdzilla and The 1% burned the War Games match to the ground… but on a September night in Auburn..

( We get an overhead shot of the empty Jordan-Hare Stadium. )

Narrator: War Games rises from the rubble.

( We see studio shots of the War Games competitors. )

Narrator: One force relies on leadership during turbulent times of division.

( The first studio shot shows Serena Bennett flanked by Darkane and TLA from both sides. Clips also capture TLA and Darkane’s rivalry over the summer, and Serena Bennett’s commitment to lead Friday Night Dynasty to another War Games victory. )

Narrator: One force relies on their own greatness, and must put their personal interests aside to function as a unit.

( We then see Jamie O’Hara, Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier in a Showdown-themed studio shot. Clips show Jamie O’Hara competing in various Showdown main events, and alliance between Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier is highlighted. )

Narrator: And one force will learn to rely on each other in the face of unrelenting scrutiny. )

( The final studio shot shows Raven Roberts, Andrea Valentine and Ms. Extreme. Video clips from Voltage show Raven, Andrea and Camille showing solidarity among each other, standing up to Veena Adams and proving themselves as teammates and partners. )

Narrator: Let the games begin.

( Video package comes to an end. )

Narrator: AND NOW,

( “Main Attraction” by Jeremy Renner begins playing, and the multicolored flaming Territorial Invasion video clip appears on the screen. The flames engulf the screen, and the Territorial Invasion logo appears. )

Narrator: ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PROUDLY PRESENTS, THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL, TERRITORIAL INVASION!!!!!!

( The live feed opens up to the capacity Jordan-Hare stadium, and explosions fire up from the stage as well as the top of Jordan-Hare Stadium itself. “Main Attraction” continues to blare over the sound system. The audience unleashes all of the energy that they have in the open festivities. )

Stew-O: ONE OF EAW’S FORMATIVE MARQUEE EVENTS RETURNS FOR THE ELEVENTH TIME HERE IN SUNNY AUBURN, ALABAMA! WE HAVE SEEN THE LANDSCAPE OF THIS COMPANY PERMANENTLY ALTERED IN THIS VERY EVENT TIME AFTER TIME, YEAR AFTER YEAR, AND FOR THE ELEVENTH TIME ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING BRINGS TO YOU… TERRITORIAL INVASION!!!

( We see the University of Alabama marching band at both sides of the stage, passing through and performing for the crowd. )

Stew-O: The Jordan-Hare Stadium is our home this weekend! It comes as no surprise, this years Territorial Invasion card is absolutely stacked from top to bottom, and we’re not going to waste any more of your time! The best performers in the entire world are all here in attendance and there is a FIRE under these men and women like never before! You’ve waited long enough, let’s dig right in!

(The fans in attendance go absolutely brazy as Bella Braxton steps forward. What better way to kick off Territorial Invasion than with a match from Voltage! She wears a modified Cam Newton jersey from his Auburn days, a pair of white jeans with rips in the knees, and has one of the cute little Auburn logos on her cheek. Flawless orange lipstick completes her look.)

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Crowd: LSKJDFLSDKJFLSDKJFSLDKFJ SDLJF LSDKJF SLDFKJ SLDKFJ SLDKFJ SLDKFJ SLDFKJSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘Alive’ by P.O.D hits and the crowd breaks into cheers as Rex McAllister walks out to the stage.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WAR EAGLE!!!!!

Crowd: WAR EAGLE!!!!!

Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Bella Braxton: AND IT’S FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(Rex is as energetic and focused as always, but he has a serious look on his face as he makes his way down to the ring, likely due to how big this match is, and who he’s facing.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS…. REEEEXXXX MMCCAAALLISSTEERRR!!!!!

James Peters: Rex McAllister has a huge opportunity ahead of him. A chance to once again become a World Champion. I’d say this match may be a little difficult for Rex to have to do, but then again after what we’ve seen when Rex faced Daryl Kinkade, there’s no reason to believe that Rex would pull any punches against Charlie Marr. Rex wants to become EAW Champion, and Charlie Marr is the Champion.

Rich Russillo: Yeah, well Charlie made a few good points you know, such as the fact that Rex’s good relationship with Matt Daniels is the only reason he’s even here. It’s debatable whether or not Rex deserves this opportunity, and who wins? That’ll probably be even harder to decide. Both of these men are extremely talented, and they both worked very hard to get here. All I’m saying is, Charlie wasn’t completely wrong with the things he said to Rex.

James Peters: Well, Rex never claimed to deserve this. Plus, if it is the case that Rex is here because of Matt Daniels, isn’t that the same thing that happened with Charlie Marr and Veena Adams, the thing that caused Charlie to become Champion? Speaking of which, here he comes now.

(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits and the crowd starts booing as Charlie Marr and Jordie Ripley walk out to the stage. Charlie looks around at the arena before looking at Jordie and grinning. Charlie is dressed in sexy white gear, while Jordie wears a cute little houndstooth print dress, which just really pisses off the majority of the crowd except for the fat Alabama fans.)

Charlie Marr (Off-Mic): ROLL TIDE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! :blessed:

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The two finally begin walking down the ramp, as confident as can be.)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent.. Accompanied by Jordie Ripley.. FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.. WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION, CHAAAAARRRLLIEEE MAAAARRRRR!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr was always going to be champion one day. Bloodsport just happened to be that day. Rex is a former World Champion already, this is Charlie’s time to shine. Now that Jordie is here by Charlie’s side as well, I have to say I think Charlie is going to walk out the winner tonight.

James Peters: Well I can’t deny that having Jordie Ripley does automatically provide an advantage for Charlie Marr. Even so, Rex has overcome the odds many times throughout his career. Don’t take him lightly Rich, he’s been on the top of the industry before and that’s for good reason. I don’t know exactly who’s gonna win this match, but I wouldn’t be so sure that Charlie will be the winner.

Rich Russillo: Yeah, you’re right. Rex won the World title before. We all know how talented he is. All I’m saying is, there’s no way Charlie doesn’t have something up his sleeve. He’s going to find someway to retain that Championship.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

James Peters: and the EAW Championship match is now underway! Charlie Marr versus Rex McAllister- AND NOW REX IS IMMEDIATELY CHARGING AT CHARLIE, AND THERE’S A RUNNING KNEE JUST AFTER THE OPENING BELL RANG! RUNNING KNEE BY REX MCALLISTER!!

Rich Russillo: NO! CHARLIE ROLLED UNDER THE ROPES JUST BEFORE REX COULD CONNECT WITH THE KNEE! REX TRIED TO GET THIS MATCH GOING QUICKLY, BUT NOW IT’S CHARLIE WITH THE SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE’S WALKING AROUND THE RING, WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TIME TO GET BACK IN!

Rich Russillo: Rex clearly looks frustrated as Charlie seems to be stalling for as long as he can, but Charlie right now looks the complete opposite as he’s still just walking around the ring! Rex now exiting the ring to follow Marr, BUT OF COURSE, CHARLIE JUST SLIDES RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING! REX IS STARING RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF CHARLIE, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE IS TRYING TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH THE CHALLENGER EARLY ON AS REX LOOKS EVEN MORE ANNOYED WITH THE CHAMPION!

James Peters: Yeah but it looks like Charlie this time is going to allow Rex to get inside of the ring to properly start this match. Rex now stepping through the ropes- RUNNING KNEE LIFT! CHARLIE JUST HIT A RUNNING KNEE LIFT RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF REX MCALLISTER, JUST AS HE GOT BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW CHARLIE IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO REX! CHARLIE IS ON TOP OF REX RIGHT NOW, AND HE’S DELIVERING ALL THESE HARD HITTING PUNCHES RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!

Rich Russillo: It looks like this is what Charlie wanted! Charlie has the advantage early on after messing with Rex for so long! Charlie now grabbing Rex, AND HE THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! CHARLIE NOW GRABBING REX FROM BEHIND, AND THERE’S A BACK SUPLEX!! REX IS IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW AS CHARLIE IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH, AND THERE’S THE FIRST COVER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTWW-

James Peters: KICK OUT BY REX!! Charlie now immediately putting Rex in a grounded headlock, and it looks like he’s gonna try and wear Rex out but I’m not sure if that’ll work on someone like him! Regardless, Charlie has that headlock in tightly forcing Rex to try and fight out of it, to no avail! Rex is trying to break free but he’s clearly struggling, and now it looks like he’s trying to get to his feet! Yes, Rex managed to make it to his feet, and now he pushes Charlie into the ropes- AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX BY MCALLISTER!!

Rich Russillo: Charlie now is backing up into the corner, BUT NOW REX IS CHARGING IN! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO CHARLIE MARR! REX ISN’T DONE YET, AS NOW HE’S PUTTING THE BOOTS TO CHARLIE! REX IS STOMPING A HOLE INTO THE EAW CHAMPION, BUT NOW HE FINALLY BACKS AWAY FROM CHARLIE AS THE REFEREE HIT A COUNT OF FOUR! Rex now backing up as Charlie begins to get back up once again, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN ONCE MORE! REX WITH A CLOTHESLINE, SENDING CHARLIE OUT OF THE RING!

James Peters: CHARLIE MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET, BUT THAT’S NOT GONNA MATTER AS REX IS RUNNING THE ROPES! BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK, THROUGH THE ROPES!! CHARLIE WAS JUST SENT INTO THE BARRICADE FROM THAT DROPKICK, BUT REX IS LOOKING TO CONTINUE HIS ATTACK ON CHARLIE, AS HE BEGINS DROPPING HIM WITH HARD HITTING PUNCHES BEFORE HE CAN EVEN GET ALL THE WAY TO HIS FEET!! CHARLIE IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS ASSAULT, BUT REX IS ALL OVER THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! Rex now grabbing Charlie by the neck, AND HE THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! CHARLIE IS DOWN!

Rich Russillo: Rex now rolling in and back out of the ring to restart the count, and now he’s right back on the offense! Rex is stomping away at Charlie, but now it looks like he’s ready to do even further damage as he’s dragging him back up! Rex now, throwing Charli- WAIT NO! CHARLIE TURNED IT AROUND!! CHARLIE JUST SENT REX RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! CHARLIE IS HAVING TO USE THE RING APRON TO EVEN STAND RIGHT NOW, BUT HE’S STILL IN BETTER CONDITION THAN REX AFTER HE WAS JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THOSE STEPS! CHARLIE NOW ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AT A COUNT OF FOUR, IS HE GONNA LET REX BE COUNTED OUT!?

James Peters: NO, REX IS CLIMBING UP THE APRON! COUNT OF FIVE, AND REX MADE IT BACK INSIDE THE RING!! REX MANAGED TO GET BACK INSIDE THE RING WAY BEFORE THE COUNT OF TEN, BUT CHARLIE IS QUICKLY ABLE TO CAPITALIZE AS HE IRISH WHIPS REX INTO THE ROPES!! REX BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES, AND CHARLIE SLIDES UNDER HIM! REX NOW OFF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES, CHARING CROSS BY CHARLIE!!!

Rich Russillo: NO!! REX DUCKED UNDER IT, AND THERE’S AN ENZUIGIRI, CAUSING CHARLIE TO STUMBLE INTO THE CORNER! REX NOW IS RUNNING TOWARDS THE CORNER, BUT CHARLIE QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE WAY! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO! REX MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET AND NOW HE’S PICKING CHARLIE UP, AND THERE’S ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX BY REX, BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S FINISHED!!

James Peters: NO, HE ISN’T! REX IS LIFTING CHARLIE UP ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT HE STILL HASN’T LET GO OF CHARLIE! REX IS PULLING CHARLIE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX, AND HE’S STILL SOMEHOW NOT DONE! FOURTH GERMAN SUPLEX BY REX, HOW LONG DOES HE PLAN TO KEEP THIS UP!? REX LIFTING CHARLIE UP ONCE AGAIN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR A FIFTH!!

Rich Russillo: NO! CHARLIE MANAGED TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW JUST AS REX TRIED TO HIT A FIFTH CONSECUTIVE GERMAN SUPLEX! CHARLIE NOW PICKING REX UP HIMSELF, AND THERE’S A SNAP SUPLEX!! CHARLIE ISN’T FINISHED THOUGH, AS HE BEGINS PICKING REX BACK UP, AND THERE’S A SECOND SUPLEX! CHARLIE NOW WITH ANOTHER COVER ON REX!

OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTWWWWO-

James Peters: REX WITH ANOTHER KICK OUT!! Charlie now dragging Rex back to his feet though, and it looks like he has something on his mind as he puts Rex onto the top rope! Rex is dazed right now as Charlie is making his way up to the top rope, trying to get Rex into position! Charlie now hooking the arm of Rex, this could be bad! Charlie now, GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX-

Rich Russillo: NO! REX STAYS ON THE TOP ROPE! CHARLIE’S TRYING TO PULL REX OFF BUT HE CAN’T, AND THERE’S A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION WITH THE FREE ARM, CAUSING CHARLIE TO LET GO OF HIM! REX NOW WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE, AND CHARLIE WAS JUST KNOCKED OFF THE TOP ROPE BUT HE’S STILL ON HIS FEET! REX NOW GETTING IN POSITION! DIVING DROPKICK BY REX MCALLISTER!! THAT DIVING DROPKICK CONNECTED, CAUSING CHARLIE TO STUMBLE INTO THE ROPES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH HAS SHIFTED BACK TOWARDS THE FAVOR OF REX!

James Peters: REX NOW CHARGING TOWARDS CHARLIE TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! CHARLIE NOW GRABBING REX BY THE NECK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT REX TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS HIM OVER INSTEAD, ONLY FOR CHARLIE TO LAND ON HIS FEET! I DON’T THINK REX MINDS TOO MUCH THOUGH AS HE’S ALREADY RUNNING THE ROPES! JUMPING KNEE!! REX JUST HIT CHARLIE WITH A JUMPING KNEE, CAUSING HIM TO BE KNOCKED RIGHT OFF OF THE APRON!! CHARLIE’S IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW AS JORDIE’S JUST RAN OVER TO HIS SIDE TO CHECK ON HIM!

Rich Russillo: Rex now is exiting the ring on the side completely opposite from Charlie, and it looks like he’s setting up for something big! Jordie is helping Charlie to his feet, BUT REX IS RUNNING ALL THE WAY AROUND THE RING, HE’S CHARGING RIGHT TOWARDS THE TW- THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!! CHARLIE JUST HIT REX WITH THE HEADMASTER RITUAL, THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS JUST AS REX WAS LOOKING TO HIT WHAT LIKELY WOULD’VE BEEN A DEVASTATING MOVE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND THE REFEREE IS ALREADY AT A COUNT OF THREE!!

Referee: FOUR!

James Peters: Jordie is trying to help Charlie to his feet, and it looks like she’s helping him get back inside the ring, leaving Rex once again to possibly be counted out as now it’s a count of five!

Referee: SIX!

Rich Russillo: Rex is just barely beginning to move! He’s close enough to the apron, but can he make it back in time!? That’s a count of seven, this match may just end in a count out after all!

Referee: EIGHT!

James Peters: Rex is pulling himself onto the apron, he’s so close, BUT IT’S A COUNT OF NINE!

Referee: TEN-

Rich Russillo: YES! REX MADE IT BACK INTO THE RING, JUST BEFORE THE COUNT OF TEN! HE MANAGED TO BEAT THE COUNT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! REX NOW FINALLY GETTING TO HIS FEET, AND THIS MATCH IS STILL ON- THE CHARING CROSS!! CHARLIE JUST CONNECTED WITH THE CHARING CROSS!! THIS IS IT!! REX MANAGED TO BEAT THE COUNT, BUT IT MAY HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING AS IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH MAY ALREADY BE OVER! CHARLIE NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, TO PUT AWAY REX!

OOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTHHHRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: WAIT, WHAT!? REX JUST NOW GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! REX JUST SURVIVED THE CHARING CROSS!! CHARLIE IS LIVID, HE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST NOW HAPPENED!! CHARLIE CONNECTED PITCH PERFECT WITH THAT CHARING CROSS, BUT EVEN SO REX MANAGED TO STAY IN THIS MATCH!! THIS IS WHAT REX MCALLISTER DOES, IT’S NEVER GOING TO BE THAT EASY TO PUT THAT MAN AWAY, NOT LIKE THAT!! What an incredible showing by Rex already, and I’m sure this match isn’t even close to being finished! Charlie doesn’t even seem to know what to do right now, I can’t believe Rex managed to kick out of the Charing Cross like that!

Rich Russillo: Charlie now dragging Rex to his feet, and now he’s just slamming his head into the turnbuckles! Rex is in trouble here as Charlie looks the angriest he’s been all match! Charlie finally letting go of Rex now, and it looks like he’s doing something by the turnbuckles but I can’t really see what it is. Anyways, Charlie now exiting the corner, BUT THERE’S REX WITH A CLOTHESLIN-

James Peters: NO! CHARLIE CAUGHT HIM, AND THERE’S A REVERSE STO, BUT LOOK! THE TURNBUCKLE’S EXPOSED!! WE COULDN’T SEE WHAT CHARLIE WAS DOING BUT NOW WE KNOW! CHARLIE REMOVED THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND PULLED REX FACE FIRST INTO THE NOW EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! REX IS OUT OF IT, BUT CHARLIE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER, INSTEAD HE’S PULLING THE NOW BLEEDING REX ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK HE’S LOOKING TO TRY THIS AGAIN!

Rich Russillo: CHARLIE NOW HOOKING THE ARM OF REX, AND I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYWAY REX WILL BE ABLE TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS ONE! SUPERPLEX BY CHARL- NO! ONCE AGAIN REX MANAGED TO KEEP HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE TOP ROPE! WAIT NO! REX SLIPPED OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLES, AND HE’S PULLING CHARLIE OFF OF THEM! SIT OUT POWERBOMB, SIT OUT POWERBOMB BY REX BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’S ABLE TO CAPITALIZE! REX HIT A DEVASTATING SIT OUT POWERBOMB BUT HE’S UNABLE TO GO FOR THE COVER AS HE INSTEAD LOOKS NO BETTER THAN CHARLIE DOES RIGHT NOW!!

James Peters: You can see the blood slowly pouring down Rex’s face after crashing into that exposed turnbuckle, and now it looks like he’s feeling the side effects of all the damage that’s been done to him in the past few minutes! The referee now trying to cover up that turnbuckle as Rex slowly begins to get back up- AND JORDIE JUST SMASHED A STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE HEAD OF REX WHILE THE REFEREE WAS DISTRACTED! REX IS DOWN AND OUT, AND JORDIE JUST TOSSED THE CHAIR UNDER THE RING JUST BEFORE THE REF COULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED! REX IS DOWN, AND CHARLIE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS HIM! HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE COVER! THERE IT IS!! THE COVER BY CHARLIE, HE’S GONNA RETAIN THE TITLE!

OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: NO! REX KICKED OUT AGAIN!! ONCE AGAIN REX MANAGED TO SURVIVE, AND CHARLIE HAS ALMOST NO EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED!! CHARLIE ONCE AGAIN IS DRAGGING REX TO HIS FEET BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S LEFT TO DO AT THIS POINT! CHARLIE NOW BACKING UP AS REX IS BARELY EVEN STANDING, AND NOW HE’S CHARGING IN, RIGHT TOWARDS REX! THE CHARING CROSS!!!

James Peters: NO!! REX COLLAPSED AT THE LAST MOMENT, AND CHARLIE JUST HIT THE REFEREE WITH THE CHARING CROSS!! CHARLIE CAN’T BELIEVE IT, THAT WOULD’VE BEEN IT FOR REX, BUT NOW INSTEAD OF TAKING REX OUT HE JUST TOOK OUT THE MAN WHO’S SUPPOSED TO CALL THE MATCH! CHARLIE NOW EXITING THE RING, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT HE’S PLANNING TO DO AT THIS POINT AS HE’S PICKING UP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Rich Russillo: Charlie now getting back in the ring with his Championship as Rex slowly gets back to his feet, AND CHARLIE NOW CHARGES IN WITH THE BELT- BUT REX DUCKED IT! REX DUCKED THE SHOT WITH THE BELT, AND NOW THERE’S A FOREARM! NOW A SECOND FOREARM! AND A THIRD FOREARM! REX IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO CHARLIE, AND NOW HE’S RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES AS CHARLIE SEEMS TO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! REX NOW CHARGING IN!!

James Peters: BUT CHARLIE TAKES REX OUT WITH THE TITLE THIS TIME!! CHARLIE NOW THROWING REX OUT OF THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JORDIE IS GRABBING SOMETHING FROM UNDER IT! IT’S A KENDO STICK!! JORDIE HAS A KENDO STICK IN HER HAND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE’S JUST GONNA LET HER DO THE WORK FOR HIM!! JORDIE IS WAITING FOR REX TO GET TO HIS FEET WITH THAT KENDO STICK IN HER HANDS, AND THIS MAY NOT BE GOOD FOR REX! REX NOW BACK TO HIS FEET, AND SHE SWINGS THE KENDO STICK RIGHT AT HIS FACE!!

Rich Russillo: NO, HE CAUGHT IT!! REX JUST TOOK THE KENDO STICK RIGHT OUT OF JORDIE’S HANDS, AND NOW HE JUST SWUNG IT RIGHT INTO HER MIDSECTION! CHARLIE NOW EXITING THE RING TO HELP JORDIE, BUT REX NOW JUST DOES THE SAME TO HIM! REX IS WHACKING BOTH CHARLIE AND JORDIE WITH THAT KENDO STICK, AND THINGS COULDN’T BE GOING ANY WORSE FOR THE EAW CHAMPION AS REX GOES CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT ON HIM AND JORDIE!

James Peters: BUT WAIT, NOW IT’S CHARLIE CATCHING THE KENDO STICK! CHARLIE CAUGHT THE KENDO STICK, AND NOW THERE’S A LOW BLOW BY JORDIE!! JORDIE JUST LOW BLOWED REX MCALLISTER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE REX MAY BE DONE! CHARLIE NOW GRABBING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP ONCE AGAIN, AND WAIT! NO!! IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE LEAVING!! CHARLIE AND JORDIE ARE MAKING THEIR WAY UP THE RAMP, DON’T TELL ME IT’S GONNA END LIKE THIS- WAIT, WHAT!?

(‘Mark my Words’ by Doll Skin suddenly hits just as Charlie and Jordie get to the top of the ramp. The fans go nuts as a look of confusion is shared between Jordie and Charlie, but not long after the music plays Raven Roberts walks out with the Cash in the Vault briefcase.)

Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!! IT’S MS. CASH IN THE VAULT, RAVEN ROBERTS!! WHAT’S SHE DOING HERE!? RAVEN JUST STOPPED CHARLIE FROM WALKING OUT ON THE MATCH, AND SHE HAD THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE IN HAND!! DON’T TELL ME SHE’S GOING TO DO WHAT I THINK SHE’S GOING TO DO!! IS SHE, IS SHE GOING TO CA-

(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes hits and the crowd continues cheering as Consuela Rose Ava, the 24/7 Contract holder, walks out and stands next to Raven, blocking Charlie’s path.)

James Peters: WAIT, THAT’S THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER! CONSUELA ROSE AVA!! MS. CASH IN THE VAULT AND THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER ARE BLOCKING CHARLIE FROM GETTING BACKSTAGE, BUT THERE’S STILL A SMILE ON THE MAN’S FACE! HE’S NOT BACKING DOWN FROM THE TWO, KNOWING THAT BOTH OF THEM COULD GET A TITLE MATCH WITH HIM OF THEY WANTED TO! BUT LOOK, THEY’RE NOT ALONE!!

Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME AND ANDREA VALENTINE ARE HERE!! ALL OF VOLTAGE’S WARGAMES TEAM AS WELL AS THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER ARE HERE, BUT CHARLIE’S JUST LAUGHING AT THEM! WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE MAN, HE SEEMS TO SHOW NO FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF ALL FOUR OF THEM, AND THE REFEREE IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS FEET SO EITHER RAVEN OR CONSUELA COULD CASH IN AT ANY MOMENT! IT LOOKS AS IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS! IT’S LIKE HE WELCOMES THE CHALLENGE, DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED THAT HE COULD TAKE THE-

James Peters: REX JUST TOOK CHARLIE OUT FROM BEHIND!! REX GRABBING JORDIE NOW, AND HE JUST THREW HER INTO THE BARRICADE!! REX NOW IS BRINGING CHARLIE BACK TO THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE RAVEN, MS. EXTREME, CONSUELA AND ANDREA MAY HAVE JUST PROVIDED THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR REX TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH! REX NOW THROWING CHARLIE BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE ENTERING HIMSELF, AND NOW HE’S IMMEDIATELY RUNNING THE ROPES! RUNNING LARIAT BY REX MCALLISTER!!

Rich Russillo: REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER LARIAT!! REX NOW DRAGGING CHARLIE TO THE ROPES, AND HE’S HANGING HIM ON THE TOP ROPE BY HIS ARMS, WHAT’S REX THINKING HERE!? REX RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A JUMPING KNEE, BUT HE’S NOT DONE!! REX RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER JUMPING KNEE!! REX RUNNING THE ROPES FOR A THIRD TIME, AND NOW HE SENDS CHARLIE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! REX NOW OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE TIME, AND THERE’S A SUICIDE DIVE BY REX MCALLISTER!! REX ISN’T EVEN GIVING CHARLIE ANY ROOM TO BREATHE AS HE IMMEDIATELY THROWS HIM INTO THE RING, FOLLOWING BEHIND!! REX NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A SPINEBUSTER BY REX!! REX NOW WITH THE COVER AFTER SUCH A HUGE LINE OF OFFENSE!!!

OOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: NO!! CHARLIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP THIS TIME!!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT’S POSSIBLE, AFTER EVERYTHING REX JUST DID TO HIM! SOMEHOW CHARLIE MANAGED TO SURVIVE, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT MATTERS TO MUCH TO REX AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING! YES, IT’S THE REX LOCK!! THE REX LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON THE EAW CHAMPION!! CHARLIE HAS NOWHERE TO GO RIGHT NOW, AND AFTER WHAT WE’VE JUST SEEN HE JUST MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT RIGHT NOW! THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN CONTINUE AFTER WHAT’S JUST HAPPENED!

Rich Russillo: CHARLIE IS TRYING TO REACH OUT FOR THE ROPES, BUT HE’S GOT A LONG WAY TO GO IF HE WANTS TO GRAB THEM BECAUSE HE’S ALL THE WAY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! CHARLIE’S IN TROUBLE, AND JORDIE ISN’T THERE TO HELP HIM EITHER AS SHE’S STILL DOWN AFTER BEING TOSSED INTO THE BARRICADE!! CHARLIE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HIS WAY TO THOSE ROPES!! CAN HE MAKE IT!? HE’S SO CLOSE NOW, HE JUST MIGHT MAKE IT IF HE JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT FURTHER!

James Peters: HE MADE IT! CHARLIE MANAGED TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES, BUT REX ISN’T LETTING GO! THE REFEREE NOW COUNTING TO FIVE, AND AT A COUNT OF FOUR, REX FINALLY RELEASES THE SUBMISSION!! I don’t know how Charlie is still in this match to be honest. After everything Rex just did, from the Spinebuster to the Rex Lock, it’s no wonder why this man is EAW Champion. Rex now dragging Charlie to his feet, and it looks like he’s going for a more simple way of doing things, AS HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! Rex picking Charlie up once again, AND THIS TIME HE HITS A DRAGON SUPLEX!

Rich Russillo: Rex picking Charlie up for a third time, AND THIS TIME THERE’S A BACK SUPLE- WAIT NO! CHARLIE MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET! CHARLIE JUST LANDED ON HIS FEET AND NOW HE TURNS REX AROUND! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!! CHARLIE IS STRUGGLING, BUT HE MANAGES TO TURN REX OVER, AND THERE’S THE COVER NOW BY CHARLIE MARR, TO RETAIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

OOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: REX GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! REX MANAGED TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE JUST BEFORE THREE AND THE REFEREE SAW IT, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!! CHARLIE IS PISSED, REX BARELY MANAGED TO STAY IN THE MATCH ALL BECAUSE HE WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO REACH THE ROPES!! THAT WAS AS CLOSE AS YOU COULD GET TO BEATING YOUR OPPONENT WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING SO, SO NOW WHAT DOES CHARLIE PLAN TO DO!? THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET! CHARLIE STILL HASN’T WON!

Rich Russillo: Charlie now is getting his title from on the ramp once again, and I don’t like the look of things as he’s bringing it back into the ring! Charlie already tried hitting Rex with the title before but that was when the referee was down and out! If he does what I think he’s gonna do, he’s gonna just get himself disqualified! Charlie now yelling at Rex to get to his feet as the referee is yelling at him not to do it, and I don’t want him to do this either! Rex now is slowly getting to his feet, AND CHARLIE SWINGS THE TITLE RIGHT TOWARDS HIS FACE!

James Peters: REX DUCKED IT AT THE LAST SECOND AS CHARLIE DROPS THE TITLE OUT OF THE RING!! REX IS ON ONE KNEE NOW AND CHARLIE IS FURIOUS! CHARLIE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS REX GETS BACK UP ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S A LARIA- NO! REX DUCKED THE LARIAT AS WELL, AND THERE’S AN ELBOW BY REX MCALLISTER, CAUSING CHARLIE TO STUMBLE BACK! UNFORTUNATELY IT DIDN’T HAVE MUCH OF AN EFFECT ON CHARLIE, AND NOW HE’S CHARGING TOWARDS REX ONCE AGAIN- BUT REX GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST BEFORE FALLING ONTO THE MAT!

Rich Russillo: Somehow Rex managed to outsmart Charlie despite not even being able to stand, but right now Charlie looks less than happy after what just transpired, AND NOW HE’S GOING RIGHT AFTER REX! CHARLIE IA ON TOP OF REX AND HE’S DELIVERING HARD HITTING PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE FACE AS REX IS NEARLY DEFENSELESS! REX IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT CHARLIE IS ALL OVER THE CHALLENGER RIGHT NOW! THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD FOR REX AS THAT WOUND FROM THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE IS JUST GETTING WORSE AFTER EACH PUNCH!

James Peters: Charlie now, throwing Rex over the top rope- BUT REX LANDS ON THE APRON! Charlie now joining Rex on the apron, and it looks like he has something in mind as he gets Rex in the front facelock! WAIT, NO! REX PUSHES CHARLIE AWAY, AND THERE’S A SPEAR!! REX JUST SPEARED CHARLIE ON THE APRON! REX JUST HIT A HUGE SPEAR ON THE APRON CAUSING BOTH MEN TO FALL OUT OF THE RING! REX IS USING THE BARRICADE TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, IF HE CAN GET CHARLIE BACK INTO THE RING, HE MIGHT HAVE THIS MATCH WON!

Rich Russillo: REX IS DOING THE BEST HE CAN, AND HE MANAGES TO GET CHARLIE BACK IN THE RING BUT JUST AS REX GOT INSIDE THE RING IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE HAS ROLLED OUT THE OTHER SIDE! REX NOW RUNNING STRAIGHT TOWARDS CHARLIE, AND THERE’S ANOTHER SUICIDE- NO! CHARLIE JUST MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! CHARLIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND REX JUST WENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! NEITHER MAN IS ABLE TO CAPITALIZE, OFF OF THEIR ATTACKS, AND RIGHT NOW THINGS AREN’T LOOKING TOO GOOD FOR THE TWO OF THEM!

James Peters: Yeah, although both men are quickly able to roll back inside the ring, I don’t know how either man is supposed to continue! Both men are seated in the corners opposite from each other, and it looks like the two are trying to recover after what’s happened so far, especially Rex who at this point has a crimson mask. Both men now slowly beginning to get to their feet, we may be approaching the end very soon!

Rich Russillo: The two now are circling the ring, waiting to see who’ll strike first, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S REX WHO GOES FOR THE OFFENSE AS HE APPLIES A HEADLOCK ON CHARLIE! Quite a change of pace, but it looks like Charlie isn’t struggling too hard from that headlock as he pushes Rex into the ropes! Rex bouncing off of the ropes now, CHARING CROSS- NO! CHARLIE ATTEMPTED ONE MORE BUT REX DUCKED IT, AND THERE’S A JUMPING DDT BY MCALLISTER!! Rex now dragging Charlie to his feet, JUST TO DELIVER A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, DROPPING THE CHAMPION BACK DOWN TO A KNEE!

James Peters: REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT THERE’S A BOOT BY CHARLIE! Charlie now stumbling into the corner after that boot, and Rex now is charging in- RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW! CHARLIE NOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS REX HAS STUMBLED INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! DEATH OR GLORY!! THE DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT- DOES NOT CONNECT!!

Rich Russillo: REX MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!! CHARLIE IS QUICKLY ABLE TO GET TO HIS FEET- BUT THERE’S A CHARING CROSS, BUT NOT BY CHARLIE!!! REX JUST HIT CHARLIE WITH THE CHARING CROSS, HIS OWN MOVE!! REX NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, THIS IS IT, THIS HAS TO BE THE END!! WHAT A WAY TO WIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!

OONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTHHHRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: JORDIE JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING, ARE YOU SERIOUS!? REX HAD THAT MATCH WON, THAT WAS IT!! REX SHOULD BE THE EAW CHAMPION RIGHT NOW BUT JORDIE MANAGED TO SAVE THE MATCH AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! I THOUGHT SHE WAS DOWN AND OUT AFTER BEING SENT INTO THE BARRICADE, HOW DID SHE EVEN MANAGE THIS!?

Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE AND JORDIE ARE ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER, BUT IN THE MEANTIME IT LOOKS LIKE REX IS PICKING SOMETHING UP FROM OUTSIDE THE RING, WAIT! IT’S THE CHAMPIONSHIP!! REX HAS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS HANDS AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING READY TO DO SOMETHING AS THE REFEREE IS DISTRACTED- BUT NO! WAIT!!

James Peters: JORDIE GOT THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION AT THE LAST SECOND, JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO SMASH THAT TITLE INTO THE FACE OF CHARLIE! REX IS FORCED TO DROP THE TITLE AND FOR THE SECOND TIME JORDIE HAS JUST SAVED CHARLIE FROM WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN THE END OF THE MATCH! REX NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO CHARLIE- WAIT NO! CHARLIE TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS REX INTO THE ROPES! REX BOUNCES OFF OF THEM- HEADMASTER RITUAL ONTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!! CHARLIE MANAGED TO HIT THAT SPINEBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT HE CAN’T CAPITALIZE OFF OF IT!!

Rich Russillo: Neither man are in any condition to keep fighting right now. Charlie just got hit with the move he’s used to beat many opponents in the past, and Rex just received a spinebuster onto the EAW Championship! Even so, this match would’ve been over by now if it wasn’t for Jordie Ripley. She not only took the referee out before Rex could win the match, but she got his attention leading to Rex nearly getting himself disqualified! Jordie has played a big part in this match for Charlie, but where do these two go now? Both Charlie and Rex are slowly beginning to get up once again-

James Peters: AND REX CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS CHARLIE BUT CHARLIE HITS A DROP TOE HOLD! WAIT, LOOK AT THIS!! IT LOOKS LIKE, CHARLIE’S SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING OF HIS OWN!! THE REX LOCK!! CHARLIE HAS THE REX LOCK APPLIED ON REX MCALLISTER!! THE REX LOCK IS LOCKED IN, AND REX NOW IS THE ONE THAT MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT!! REX IS CLENCHING HIS FISTS, BUT HOW LONG COULD HE POSSIBLY HOLD ON!? REX MAY JUST HAVE TO TAP, THIS MATCH HAS TO BE COMING TO AN END, THERE’S NO WAY REX IS GONNA BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS!!

Rich Russillo: REX IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES, BUT DOES HE HAVE IT IN HIM TO MAKE IT TO THEM AFTER ALL THAT!? THE MAN JUST RECEIVED A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, HE NEEDS TO CALL IT QUITS! REX IS CLOSE, AND HE’S REACHING FOR THE ROPES! HE’S GOT THEM!! REX HAS GOT THE ROPES, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!

James Peters: BUT CHARLIE ISN’T LETTING GO! REX MANAGED TO GRAB THE ROPES BUT CHARLIE IS STILL HOLDING ONTO THE SUBMISSION! THE REFEREE IS DOING THE COUNT OF FIVE AND I DON’T THINK CHARLIE CARES AS HE STILL HAS THE REX LOCK APPLIED! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIV- NO, HE LET’S GO! CHARLIE FINALLY LET GO OF THE HOLD BUT YOU CAN SEEMS JUST HOW ANGRY HE IS THAT REX IS SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS MATCH! Somehow this match isn’t over, and honestly I don’t know when it will be!

Rich Russillo: Charlie now is just kicking Rex around like he’s nothing. It looks almost as if he just doesn’t know what to do at this point- oh wait! Nevermind that! Charlie is backing into the corner as Rex begins grabbing onto the turnbuckles. It looks like Charlie has something in mind, and things aren’t looking very good for Rex right about now! Charlie has sights set on ending this match right now, and at this rate that just might happen as Rex doesn’t seem to know where he is!

James Peters: Rex now using the corner to get back to his feet, BUT CHARLIE IS CHARGING RIGHT TOWARDS HIM! CHARLIE ATTEMPTED A CLOTHESLINE BUT REX STOPPED HIM IN HIS TRACKS WITH A BOOT, AND NOW THE TWO ARE GOING RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! THE TWO ARE TRADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AND HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE THESE TWO AREN’T WILLING TO LOSE THIS MATCH NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE REX IS GAINING THE UPPER HAND NOW!

Rich Russillo: REX NOW IS PUNCHING CHARLIE RIGHT IN THE JAW OVER AND OVER, AND NOW THERE’S AN IRISH WHIP TO THE TURNBUCKLES, FOLLOWED BY A CLOTHESLINE! REX NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A CLOTHESLINE AS WELL! REX NOW BACKING UP AS CHARLIE PULLS HIMSELF UP USING THE CORNER, AND THERE’S THE JUMPING HIGH KNEE! I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS BURST OF ENERGY HAS COME FROM BUT AT THIS RATE REX MAY HAVE THIS IN THE BAG! REX NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP, THIS IS IT!! THE REX EFFECT!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

James Peters: CHARLIE JUST LOW BLOWED REX MCALLISTER!! CHARLIE JUST COST HIMSELF THE MATCH!!! JUST AS REX WAS ABOUT TO CONNECT WITH THE DDT CHARLIE WENT DOWN AND LOW BLOWED HIM, ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner via disqualification… REEEXXXX MCCCAAALLLIISSTTERRRRR!!!! Therefore STILL YOUR EAW CHAMPION, CHAAARRRLLIEEE MAAARRRRRR!!!!!

(‘It Ain’t Safe’ hits and the crowd immediately begins booing, both at Charlie and how the match ended, but a huge smile dawns on Charlie’s face as he allows Rex to fall to the mat, and slowly picks up the EAW Championship. He raises the title high laughing, seemingly proud of what he has done as Jordie joins him in the ring.)

James Peters: Are you kidding me? That’s it? Charlie just got himself disqualified and he doesn’t even seem to care! In fact, he seems proud of what he just did! This match should still be going on right now, but instead Charlie took the easy way out as while Rex McAllister technically won, Charlie is still the EAW Champion! What a cheap way to get out of this match! Just as Rex was ready to hit the Rex Effect, Charlie went down and hit him where it hurts!

Rich Russillo: What Charlie did definitely wasn’t fair for Rex, but that’s just how life is. Whether we like it or not, Charlie Marr is still the EAW Champion. Despite how it may have ended, these two went to war with each other! It’s no surprise that these two are a former and current World Champion respectively. Even so, congratulations to Charlie Marr for such a big win!

James Peters: Yeah, congratulations! I’m not happy with how that went down but both men proved why they deserve to be EAW Champion. What happens next, we’ll just have to wait and see!

(An angry Raven has come running down to the ring again, and she slides inside. Charlie and Jordie quickly bail, and head right for the crowd, as the other three Voltage queens are on the stage again. Ms. Extreme, Andrea, and Consuela exchange looks of disgust, while Raven is in the ring tending to Rex. The scene inside the ring fades out.)

(Erebus Jennings stars in a local Alabama ad for his new dating site venture CousinMingle.com)

(Post-Area 51 raid party commercial featuring a guest appearance from Payton Darkstar)

(Territorial Invasion fades back in and Showdown’s ring announcer, Gina Romano, is standing in the middle of the ring.)

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Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gina Romano: And it is a triple threat match for the New…Breed…CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Chun-Li” by Nicki Minaj hits as Felix Hartley comes out to the ring. The lights flash multiple colors as the lights are dimmed and there are only spotlights focused on her dawning a fur coat. The crowd’s cheers grow softer as they begin to grow wide eyed. Felix does a slow twirl before elegantly making her way to the ring as the spotlights focus on her and her coat glows along with the New Breed Title which is placed on her shoulder.)

Deadprez: Felix Hartley has shown that she’s worthy of the New Breed Title and much more, and with that claim comes challenges. She might be pitted with the biggest challenge she’s gotten defending her New Breed Title as she has to face two of EAW’s fastest rising stars.

(The sound of scrimmaging is heard from the commentary table before being replaced by the sound of hands rubbing together quickly are heard along with panting.)

Deadprez: Uh Gavin are you ok?

Gavin Kirkland: :kellycry: No… BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FELIX!!!!!!

Deadprez: :oh:

Gavin Kirkland: Don’t tell me what I can and can like DP.

Deadprez: But I didn’t say anything…

(Felix Hartley climbs up the steel steps and swings onto the apron. She slowly takes off her fur coat before seductively running her hand up her legs then winking and blowing a kiss to the camera. She flips her hair and enters the ring yelling at the crowd with a smirk as she hangs on the top rope and “Chun-Li” fades out.)

(“Devil Trigger” by Casey Edwards then blasts through the sound system as Kai Zolomon energetically comes out to the stage. He has a face of determination and confidence as he raises his staff “Kara Danvers” in the air before making his way to the ring looking around at the cheering crowd with a smirk.)

Gavin Kirkland: Mmmm- oh it’s that edgy kid nevermind…

Deadprez: :whoa: Kai Zolomon has come with a purpose tonight. Gaining the edge in the buildup to this match Kai is the favorable one to win in this match, but who knows, anything can happen at this point!

(Kai Zolomon leans against the ropes on the apron as he looks around once more before going into the ring and jumping up to the top rope. He raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers for them. He jumps off the top rope and takes a glance at Felix as she scoffs at him. “Devil Trigger” fades out as Kai warms up in his corner.)

(“Applause” by Lady Gaga plays to loud cheers as Archimedes J. Manson comes out to the ring. He’s beaming with joy as he lingers on the stage for a while. Suddenly small clown cars pull up from behind him as he laughs. His Dynasty Dancers come out of the clown car and walk up to Archimedes as one of them hands him his trombone, Tootie, and he makes his way to the ring.)

Deadprez: :damn: Archimedes J. Manson coming out in style. Archimedes has had a rocky time leading up to the New Breed Title match. But it’s nothing he can jump back from as the Animaniac of EAW always has a trick or two up his sleeves!

Gavin Kirkland: You know, when you watch an Archimedes J. Manson match you’re always in for a surprise, this is certainly going to be fun. Also he grabs boobs so if Felix doesn’t win I’m rooting for him.

(Archimedes J. Manson enters the ring as suddenly streamers blast everywhere. Archimedes takes a spin around as his Dynasty Dancers show off behind him. Once everything is cleared away “Applause” fades out as everyone gets ready. The lights dim as the spotlight shines down on both competitors and Gina Romano as she speaks)

Gina Romano: Introducing the challengers, first, from Melbourne Australia weighing in at 218 pounds… KILLSWITCH, KAI…ZOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kai turns around and jumps up to the top rope spreading his arms out soaking in the cheers of the crowd before jumping off and crouching in his corner.)

Gina Romano: Next, from The Divided States of Hysteria, weighing in at 205 pounds… GOD’S GAG GIFT, ARCHIMEDES… J… MANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Archimedes plays his trombone as the Dynasty Dancers dance at ringside. He keeps playing as Gina Romano continues to talk.)

Gina Romano: And their opponent, from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 114 pounds… SHE IS THE NEW, BREED, CHAMPION!!! ASS, CLASS, & SASS, FELIX…HARTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd cheers as Felix struts around the ring holding her arms out not focused on the crowd but on the New Breed Championship that she holds in the air confidently. The Referee then comes to take the New Breed Title from Felix and show it to the other competitors in this match. The lights turn back on as the Referee signals for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: Here we go as this match is underway…

Gavin Kirkland: OH I’M READY I’M READY!

Deadprez: Oh we know your ready… All the competitors in this match are starting to circle the ring right now. KAI ZOLOMON GOING OFF ALREADY HITTING FELIX HARTLEY WITH AN AXE HANDLE FROM BEHIND! Kai throwing Felix out of the ring as he turns around to focus on Archimedes- ARCHIMEDES ALREADY JUMPING OFF THE TOP ROPE! DIVING CALF KICK!!! Kai rolling out of the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: FELIX HARTLEY RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING! CARTWHEEL KICK SENDING ARCHIMEDES TO THE CORNER! Felix going onto the apron! KAI SWEEPING THE LEG OF FELIX SENDING HER TUMBLING TO RINGSIDE NO! KAI STOMPING DOWN ON FELIX- ARCHIMEDES RUNNING IN WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! ARCHIMEDES KIPPING UP! FELIX GRABBING HIM! FELIX THROWS ARCHIMEDES INTO THE BARRICADE!

Deadprez: Felix is leaning against the barricade as both Archimedes and Kai are getting to their feet quickly. Felix dashing at Kai- KAI MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AS FELIX SLAMS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Archimedes running at Kai! BUT KAI LIFTING ARCHIMEDES OVER HIS HEAD AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! Archimedes clutching his back as Kai rolls into the ring what is he thinking of here?!?! KAI ON THE TOP ROPE AS ARCHIMEDES AND FELIX ARE BRAWLING IT OUT AT RINGSIDE!!!

Gavin Kirkland: KAI ZOLOMON WITH A CROSSBODY KNOCKING EVERYONE DOWN!!! Kai stumbling up as both Archimedes and Felix are down! Archimedes climbing using the apron as Kai runs towards him- FELIX KIPPING UP AND KICKING KAI RIGHT IN THE FACE SENDING HIM DOWN! FELIX CATCHING ARCHIMEDES BY SURPRISE SLAMMING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!!

Deadprez: Archimedes stumbling off the ringpost as Felix grabs him and throws him back into the ring! BUT KAI WITH AN AXE HANDLE KEEPING FELIX ON THE APRON! Kai jumping onto the apron and stepping back! KAI WITH A KNEE DROP ONTO THE BACK OF FELIX HARTLEY! Both stumble to the ground but Kai is quickly getting up! He rolls into the ring wasting no time- ARCHIMEDES GRABBING KAI WHILE HE’S STILL ON THE APRON! HE LIFTS HIM UP! FALCON ARROW! ARCHIMEDES GOING FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT!!!

OOONNNEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: NO! FELIX HARTLEY BREAKS UP THE PIN!!! Kai quickly rolling away as Felix is raining punches down on Archimedes! Kai pushing Felix away as he quickly gets up! Felix running at Kai- KAI WITH A LARIAT KNOCKING FELIX DOWN! Kai focusing on Archimedes as he slowly gets up to his feet at ringside! KAI WITH A SUICIDE- NO ARCHIMEDES JUMPING ONTO THE APRON AND GRABBING KAI BEFORE HE CAN LAUNCH! Archimedes steadying ground! DDT ONTO THE APRON BY ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON! Archimedes pushing Kai back into the ring. Archimedes going up to the top rope-

Deadprez: BUT FELIX NAILING ARCHIMEDES WITH A FOREARM STUNNING HIM! Archimedes is dizzy as Felix grabs him! FELIX THROWING HIM OVER HER HEAD SENDING HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! Felix leaning in the corner as KAI GETS UP AND BREAKS INTO A RUN! CLOTHESLINE! KAI PUSHING FELIX OUT OF THE CORNER! KAI TAKING A RUN! DOUBLE LEG DROP TO FELIX!!! Kai about to pin- ARCHIMEDES! ARCHIMEDES WITH A SCHOOL BOY TAKING KAI BY SURPRISE! KAI ROLLS TO A KNEE AS ARCHIMEDES STEPS BACK! FOOL’S ERRAND-

Gavin Kirkland: NO! KAI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! KAI STUMBLING UP- ARCHIMEDES WITH A DISCUS ELBOW! Archimedes running to the ropes! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK- NO FELIX NAILING ARCHIMEDES WITH A FOREARM BEFORE HE CAN LIFT OFF!!! Archimedes stumbling off as Felix grabs him! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! Archimedes sent falling to the ropes as Felix focuses on Kai who fell to a knee- KAI KIPPING UP AND GRABBING FELIX! SITOUT JAWBREAKER!!!

Deadprez: Felix forced into the corner as Kai grabs her and sends her into a irish whip! ARCHIMEDES! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! THE DOUBLE TEAM PLAYS INTO EFFECT HERE AS ARCHIMEDES IS ABOUT TO PIN FELIX- KAI WITH A DROPKICK BRINGING ARCHIMEDES DOWN!

Gavin Kirkland: Archimedes quickly getting up but Kai is rebounding off the ropes! BASEBALL SLIDE- ARCHIMEDES ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AS KAI SITS UP! ARCHIMEDES BREAKING INTO A RUN! SUPERKICK- NO KAI GRABBING ARCHIMEDES’ LEG! FELIX CLOTHESLINING ARCHIMEDES OUT OF THE RING! KAI CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS FELIX LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND! SHOULDER JAWBREAKER! LOCK JAW! KAI IS STUNNED AS FELIX GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO-

Deadprez: KAI KICKS OUT! FELIX DOESN’T HAVE ANY TIME TO REACT AS ARCHIMEDES PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING! SUPERKICK BY ARCHIMEDES! JK CONNECTS AS FELIX FALLS FLAT TO THE GROUND! KAI IS UP AS HE RUNS TO ARCHIMEDES! BASEBALL SLIDE- NO ARCHIMEDES GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING! HADOUKEN PUNCH TO KAI!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Archimedes is the only one on his feet as the crowd is going wild! Archimedes pulling Kai up! HE SLAMS HIM INTO THE APRON! BUT FELIX! SHE LIFTS ARCHIMEDES UP!!! SNAKE EYES ONTO THE BARRICADE BY FELIX! Felix Hartley showing off more than just strength tonight tho. :singing:

Deadprez: Ok then… KAI ATTACKING FELIX FROM BEHIND! Felix trying to retreat but Kai is backing her up into the barricade with multiple punches! FELIX TRYING TO PUSH KAI INTO THE RINGPOST BUT KAI IS FIGHTING BACK! KAI TURNS HER AROUND AND SLAMS HER INTO THE RINGPOST!!! KAI SLAMMING FELIX’S HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST LIKE A COLD BLOODED KILLER!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! FELIX FINALLY MANAGING TO PUSH KAI AWAY AS BLOOD RUSHES FROM THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Kai leaning against the apron before he runs at Felix again! FELIX SIDESTEPPING AS KAI FALLS GUTFIRST ONTO THE CORNER OF THE APRON! Felix barely even managing to take a breath in this match as she takes her time going to Kai- ARCHIMEDES! HE’S ON THE APRON!!! HE RUNS AT KAI! ARCHIMEDES WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE APRON! THE BARRICADE IMPLODES AS EVERYONE IS DOWN!!!

Deadprez: LOOK! KAI STUMBLING UP! HE’S TAKING OPPORTUNITY! HE THROWS FELIX INTO THE RING! PIN ATTEMPT ONTO FELIX BY KAI AS ARCHIMEDES IS HELPLESS ON THE RINGSIDE!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO-

Gavin Kirkland: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT BY FELIX!!! Kai slaps the mat as he quickly leaves the ring and focuses on Archimedes! ARCHIMEDES! CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF KAI!!! ARCHIMEDES ABOUT TO SWING THAT CHAIR AGAIN BUT KAI QUICKLY RETREATS BEFORE MORE DAMAGE CAN BE INFLICTED UPON HIM! Archimedes moving in on Kai- KAI! ARCHIMEDES IS SHOCKED WITH PAIN AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND! KAI HAS A JOYBUZZER!!!

Deadprez: Kai fighting fire with fire as Archimedes twitches helplessly on the ground! Kai rolling back into the ring as Felix Hartley is seated in the corner. Kai running at Felix! FELIX KICKING KAI RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A MULE KICK!!! Kai taking a step back but he’s running again! FELIX WITH AN ELBOW! KAI IS STUNNED AS FELIX GRABS HIM! SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!!! DOGGY STYLE CONNECTS AS KAI IS DOWN AND FELIX GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

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Gavin Kirkland: NO! ARCHIMEDES CRASHES DOWN WITH A ROPE WALK ELBOW DROP!!! LOL-BOW CONNECTS ONTO FELIX AS ARCHIMEDES THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING AND PULLS KAI UP! ROLLING THUNDER CLOTHESLINE- NO KAI DUCKS UNDER THE PUNCHLINE- SUPERKICK BY ARCHIMEDES!!! JK CONNECTS AGAIN ONTO KAI AS ARCHIMEDES PUSHES HIM DOWN AND GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO-

Deadprez: KICKOUT BY KAI!!! THE RESILIENCE OF KAI ZOLOMON LEAVING ARCHIMEDES DISAPPOINTED! BUT FELIX RUNNING IN ON ARCHIMEDES! BUT ARCHIMEDES KIPPING UP! DISCUS ELBOW BY ARCHIMEDES SENDING FELIX DOWN!!! Archimedes yelling at Felix to get up!

Archimedes J. Manson (Off-Mic): I’M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai Zolomon (Off-Mic): No the fuck you aren’t BITCH!

Gavin Kirkland: KAI LOCKING ARCHIMEDES INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER- NO ARCHIMEDES SPINNING OUT OF BLOODBEND WHICH MIGHT’VE CALLED THE END OF THIS MATCH!!! ARCHIMEDES RUNNING AT KAI! JUMPING DDT- NO KAI KEEPING ARCHIMEDES IN THE AIR!!! KAI THROWING ARCHIMEDES RIGHT ONTO FELIX AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SENT DOWN!!!

Deadprez: Kai goes to the corner waiting for either one of them to get up at the moment. KAI RUNNING AT FELIX- BUSAIKU KNEE BY FELIX KNOCKING DOWN KAI!!! Kai rolling out of the ring as Archimedes gets up! Archimedes running at Felix BUT FELIX JUMPING OFF THE ROPES! TORNADO DDT!!! ARCHIMEDES IS DOWN FELIX GOING FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO-

Gavin Kirkland: KAI BREAKING UP THE PIN!!! Archimedes rolls out of the ring as Felix is frozen in shock! Kai quickly pulling Felix up! Both of them are locked in an intense back and forth! KAI WITH A SHOOT KICK FORCING FELIX TO A KNEE! Kai dragging Felix by the head as she puts her in between the ropes! SPIKE DDT! Kai staying on the ground for a second catching her breath as Felix falls limp to the ground- ARCHIMEDES! HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO KAI!!!

Deadprez: ARCHIMEDES DRAGGING KAI TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! CROSSFACE!!! ARCHIMEDES HAS THE JOY BUZZER TOO AS KAI IS YELLING FOR HIS LIFE! ARCHIMEDES MANAGING TO LOCK IN LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE AS KAI IS QUICKLY CRAWLING TO THE ROPES! KAI RAISING HIS ARM I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO TAP! NEW CHAMPION-

Gavin Kirkland: OH! FELIX STOMPING ON THE HEAD OF ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON FORCING HIM TO BREAK THE HOLD!!! Archimedes is out as Felix is lifting Kai up! FELIX WITH A CLOTHESLINE- NO KAI DUCKING UNDER AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!! SLINGBLADE CONNECTS AS KAI KIPS UP AND GOES FOR THE PIN-

Deadprez: ARCHIMEDES! HE THROWS KAI OUT OF THE RING! ARCHIMEDES ABOUT TO STEAL THE WIN FROM KAI AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRRE-

Gavin Kirkland: FELIX BARELY KICKS OUT!!! Archimedes in shock as he slowly moves back to the ropes- KAI! KAI IS UP! HE PULLS BACK THE ROPES BRINGING ARCHIMEDES DOWN ON THE APRON! KAI OPENING THE APRON UP FROM THE TOP WHAT IS HE DOING! KAI IS CHOKING ARCHIMEDES USING THE APRON!!!

Deadprez: ARCHIMEDES IS HELPLESS AS KAI HAS NO REMORSE! WAIT! FELIX IS ON THE APRON! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF KAI ZOLOMON AS ARCHIMEDES FINALLY GETS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR! Archimedes is out cold as Felix is attempting to throw Kai back into the ring- KAI KNEEING FELIX IN THE GUT FORCING HER OVER! Kai dragging Felix around the ringside area. KAI SLAMMING FELIX’S FACE ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Kai about to do it again- BUT FELIX GRABS KAI’S HEAD BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING! FELIX SLAMMING KAI’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Gavin Kirkland: KAI’S HEAD BEING BASHED ON THE STEEL STEPS AS FELIX ISN’T STOPPING! KAI SLOWLY STARTING TO GUSH BLOOD AS FELIX HAS A FACE OF ANGER! Felix throwing Kai back into the ring as she rolls in himself. Kai already getting up aimlessly as Felix grabs him! BUT KAI SPINNING AROUND AND GRABBING FELIX BY THE HEAD! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!!! FELIX IN SHOCK AS KAI BRINGS HER UP AGAIN! Kai taking a step back! HEEL KICK BRINGING FELIX DOWN TO THE GROUND! KAI COLLAPSES AS WELL AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN!!!

Deadprez: Archimedes managing to get up on the outside but wait what is he doing?!?! HE HAS KAI’S STAFF!!! ARCHIMEDES HOLDING UP “KARA DANVERS” IN THE AIR BEFORE ROLLING INTO THE RING. Kai moving back in pure shock as Archimedes drags the staff on the ground! ARCHIMEDES SWINGING AT FELIX!!! FELIX SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THAT ELECTRIC STAFF SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH HER BODY!!! KAI QUICKLY COMING IN AND TRYING TO TAKE THE STAFF FROM ARCHIMEDES BUT ARCHIMEDES HAS A GOOD GRIP ON IT! ARCHIMEDES PUSHING KAI AWAY WITH HIS FOOT AS KAI BREAKS INTO A RUN! ARCHIMEDES CRACKING “KARA DANVERS” AGAINST THE SKULL OF KAI ZOLOMON! KAI IS KNOCKED DOWN AND BLEEDING AS ARCHIMEDES GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

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Gavin Kirkland: NO KAI KICKS OUT! Archimedes slamming the mat in anger as he gets up- FELIX GRABBING ARCHIMEDES! NO WAIT ARCHIMEDES QUICKLY MANEUVERING BEHIND FELIX! BOOBIES!!! ARCHIMEDES GRABBING FELIX BY THE BOOBIES! BOOB-PLEX!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! TA-TA CONNECTS AS FELIX IS STUNNED! Archimedes is the only one up as he joyfully rolls out of the ring! He’s playing his trombone! The crowd is loving it as his Dynasty Dancers start to dance from the stage YES!

Deadprez: Uh Gavin? Shouldn’t Archimedes be watching what’s happening in the ring???

Gavin Kirkland: I don’t see anything wrong- wait…

Deadprez: KAI ZOLOMON SWINGING “KARA DANVERS” AT ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON!!! Archimedes falls limp as Kai falls to a knee in pain and out of breath! Kai wasting no time grabbing Archimedes again! BLOODBEND! KAI LOCKING IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER SUBMISSION OUTSIDE BUT WHAT IS HE THINKING IT WON’T COUNT AT RINGSIDE!!!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT IT’S FELIX! FELIX STEADYING HERSELF ON THE TOP ROPE!!! CROSSBODY ONTO ARCHIMEDES AS KAI LETS GO OF THE DRAGON SLEEPER AT THE RIGHT MOMENT! Felix getting up and focusing on Kai- KAI WITH A SHOTGUN KICK PUSHING FELIX UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!! Kai taking a run- FELIX WITH AN ELBOW!!!

Deadprez: Kai stumbles back BUT ARCHIMEDES IS WAITING FOR HIM!!! KAI TRYING TO ELBOW ARCHIMEDES BUT ARCHIMEDES DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO KAI!!! WHAT?!?!? ARCHIMEDES CONNECTS WITH A SLINGBLADE! ARCHIMEDES HITTING KAI WITH HIS OWN SIGNATURE AS HE ROLLS KAI BACK INTO THE RING! PIN ATTEMPT BY ARCHIMEDES ADDING INSULT TO INJURY!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRR-

Gavin Kirkland: FELIX BREAKS UP THE PIN YES!!! Felix dragging Archimedes up to his feet! DOGGY STYLE!!! FELIX CONNECTS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG ONTO ARCHIMEDES AS ARCHIMEDES IS PLAYING IT SMART AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! Felix focusing his attention on Kai as she moves in! Felix looking for Ass, Class, & Sass! FELIX GOING FOR THE TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS! SHE SPINS- NO WAIT KAI HAS CONTROL!!! HE SPINS FELIX! KAI SLAMMING FELIX TO THE GROUND!!! KAI CATCHING FELIX BY SURPRISE AS SHE STIRS UP! NO PLEASE NO!!! DEATHGRID!!!

Deadprez: NO, IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! FELIX DUCKED IT, BUT KAI IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS BY SENDING HER OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! FELIX BARELY MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER AS KAI IMMEDIATELY DELIVERS A PUNCH STRAIGHT TO HER JAW, CAUSING HER TO STUMBLE UP THE RAMP! KAI SEEMS TO BE IN COMPLETE CONTROL RIGHT NOW AS HE SEEMS TO BE TAKING THE CHAMPION ALL THE WAY TO THE STAGE!

Gavin Kirkland: YES! FELIX IS BEGINNING TO FIGHT BACK!! FELIX AND KAI ARE TRADING PUNCHES NOW, BUT THEY NEED TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THEY’VE FIGHTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF TONS OF ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT! KAI DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE RIGHT NOW THOUGH, AND NEITHER DOES THE PURPLE-HAIRED BEAUTY KNOWN AS FELIX AS THEY CONTINUE TO BRAWL ON THE STAGE! KAI NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT BEFORE HE CAN CAPITALIZE FELIX DELIVERS A PUNCH TO THE JAW! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! LOOK OUT!!!! WHAT’S THIS MAN DOING!?

Deadprez: ARCHIMEDES IS RUNNING UP THE RAMP, WHAT’S HE THINKING!? FELIX AND KAI ARE BRAWLING, THEY DON’T HAVE A CLUE THAT ARCHIMEDES IS EVEN THERE!! ARCHIMEDES IS RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS THEM, THEY NEED TO MOVE! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! WE NEED SOME OFFICIALS, HELP, ANYTHING!! ARCHIMEDES JUST TACKLED BOTH FELIX AND KAI OFF OF THE STAGE INTO ALL THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT, AND THE EQUIPMENT JUST WENT OFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL OF OUR FACES!

Gavin Kirkland: NO! FELIX IS PROBABLY HURT DOWN THERE!! THE EQUIPMENT, IT ALL JUST BLEW UP! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON THEM, AND NOW HE’S SIGNALLING FOR THE BELL!! THIS MATCH IS OVER, BUT WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO THOSE THREE!?!? WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!? WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO FELIX HARTLEY!?!?

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Gina Romano: This match has been ruled… A NO CONTEST!!!

Deadprez: I don’t care about the match right now, are those three even okay? Archimedes just sent himself, as well as Kai and Felix into all that equipment! They could be hurt, or worse! These three had a great showing, it’s a shame this is how it had to end!

Gavin Kirkland: I wanted Felix to win and now I don’t even know if she’s alive! This is insane! Who cares how good they performed? Felix might be seriously injured you know!

Deadprez: Felix, Kai, and Archimedes..

Gavin Kirkland: Whatever, look! Help is coming!

(Many officials come out to the stage, helping all three competitors into stretchers, and bringing them backstage as the fans, commentators, and everyone else watching sit there in silence, still in complete shock of what had just went down between the three competitors in the New Breed Championship match.)

(Territorial Invasion fades to a commercial break.)

(Boxycharm advert featuring Sienna Jade)

(Commercial for the Joker movie in theaters October 4th, former EAW elitist Ryan Marx appears at the end in an ironic PSA discouraging all mass shooter looking incels to stay home and not try to live vicariously through this movie)

(Camera fades backstage to StarrStan backstage who is pacing back and forth worried while continually checking his phone until suddenly a shadow approaches)

???: You big bald dummy your fucking talent might just be the reason why I lost one of the most promising talents on my roster and a champion at that!!

StarrStan: Jenny…

(Jenny Punk appears in the frame incredibly livid at what has taken place)

StarrStan: You can’t put this on me, nobody expected–

Jenny Punk: Save it Stan. This is why I hate doing business with you other brands, you give them an inch and they take it a mile. I’m all for friendly competition and brand warfare but now I have to deal with this.

StarrStan: You’re seriously blaming this on me and my brand? If anybody is used to that hardcore bullshit that EAW phased out six years ago it’s Voltage and that freak Kai Zolomon that they’ve been parading to the front. This was all his influence in them taking it there!

(EAW Vice President, HRDO, is seen storming down the hallway in a rush overhearing the convo)

HRDO: Now hold on a second this is not anyone of our faults I know tensions are high but can we at least try to be rational and act like adults here?

Jenny Punk: With all due respect, sir, the outdated

gutter deathmatch garbage of a brand you and Mr. DEDEDE are supposed to be overseeing has ruined yet another match and quite possibly ruined careers! Voltage has been a problem for awhile now! Voltage might be used to losing people seeing as how they lost Tyler, Noah, Theron, and you let the bitch fire MJ all in the span of a few weeks, gee you had your own personal #Walkout2019 on your hands, but me? I’m not used to talent dropping like flies because they’re actually happy on my brand. So this isn’t a new or good feeling for me.

HRDO: Okay now that you let it all out, can we calm down now? The fact is we aren’t aware of anyone’s status right now. They weren’t able to continue TONIGHT.. but they COULD just have been down for the moment and ready to go next week or something.

StarrStan: And if they aren’t?

HRDO: Look Stan, I try not to focus on IFs and negatives, if IF was a fifth we’d all be drunk! Let’s just wait and see goddamn. Besides, look at Chris Elite at Midsummer Massacre.

Jenny Punk: He has a fucking Gawd Contract and didn’t get treated at some local hospital. They don’t have that access.

HRDO: Fair enough.

(Suddenly a backstage agent, Joey, walks up to the three)

Joey: Hey guys I’d been looking for you all over. Ashten sent me to find you and provide you with an update from the facility everybody is being treated at. I have good news and bad news.

Jenny Punk: Go on with it.. you already know the order that literally everybody wants to hear first.

Joey: Alright I’ll start with the good news.

(Jenny rolls her eyes)

Joey: :tongue: The good news is that at least one of the three will live to fight another day as soon as next week if you so choose to book them. They didn’t take an incredible amount of damage but the initial shock of everything knocked their lights out for the moment. That person is……… drumroll anybody?

HRDO: Bro just get on with it. :wtf:

(Joey jokingly pulls out a party favor horn blower to signify who he’s talking about)

Joey: Archimedes!!!!

(StarrStan finds it amusing but the other two look on incredibly annoyed and when he sees it didn’t go over as well as he wanted he immediately tucks the horn back in.)

Joey: Woah guys calm down I was just trying to lighten the mood before delivering the bad news! The bad news is… both Felix and Kai have suffered multiple injuries, multiple broken bones and fractured nerves, and will be out indefinitely. Therefore, Ashten said Mr. DEDEDE, who’s incredibly pissed he is having to deal with this by the way seeing as how he has his own title defense later on tonight, wants the title vacated. You’ll be contacted with a more thorough analysis and diagnosis on what exact injuries are suffered later tonight, but if they’re able to tell this soon then I can only imagine the extent of the injuries. I’m sorry guys, I’ll let you discuss amongst yourselves.

(Joey rushes off of the scene as Jenny and HRDO are staring a hole through him)

Jenny Punk: Wow. Now what, sir?!

HRDO: Look I’m sorry. At the end of the day we can’t dwell on the shit and the show must go on. So let’s figure out how we are going to crown a new New Breed Champion.

StarrStan: We could by default just give it to Archim–

Jenny Punk: SHUT UP! It’s his fault the spot even happened anyways! And of course he’s the lucky one to walk away unscathed. But whatever, you know how I feel about vacant titles for a period of time. We need to crown a new champ ASAP.

StarrStan: Wait I have an idea! A legit one. We all have our fair share of up and coming elitists in the Divide & Conquer match. I say… the sole winner is crowned the NEW New Breed Champion!

Jenny Punk: You know what, I actually like that idea.

HRDO: That’s fair. Each brand has an even playing field.

StarrStan: It’s official then! May the best individual win! And let’s hope this one actually has a complete finish.. :lupe:

Jenny Punk: Yeah for your sake!

(Camera fades back to the ring)

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Stephie Love: The next match is a DIVIDE & CONQUER “Battle of the sexes” MATCH! Both teams will be divided by gender with seven men facing seven women. These 14 elitist will fight until the opposite side is completely eliminated. After which, the remaining team will wrestling in a winner takes all one fall match. The winner will be crowned the NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!

(Evil of the sky by CFO$ starts up. The audience watches with all their attention to the stage as out walks Remi Skyfire and Darcy May Morgan. Both women walk down the ramp and slide into the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 280 pounds, DARCY MAY MORGAN AND REMI SKYFIRE… VVVVVVVAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYKKKKKKRRRRRIIIIIEEEEE!!

Stew-O: The team that has remained undefeated since forming and with Remi’s experience and Darcy May’s ability, I can see them being the anchors for the women’s side of this match.

Gavin Kirkland: The only thing Remi is anchoring herself to is a keg. She looks filthy drunk and she keeps trying to fondle her partner who is somehow oblivious!

(Darcy and Remi enter the ring as their music fades out. “Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)’ by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P. begins to play and the crowd immediately gets to their feet. They greet the feisty newcomer, Jenny Cien, with a mostly positive reaction, and ‘The Baddie’ smirks as she walks onto the stage.)

Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring…from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…weighing in at 145 pounds…THE BADDIE…JEEEEEENNNNNYYYY CIEEEEENNNN!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Real ass bitch give a fuck about a

DeadPrez: Watch your mouth cac!

Gavin Kirkland: I was going to say elitist but ok!

Stew-O: :skip:

(‘Confident’ by Demi Lovato begins to play across the PA system, and the crowd greets Io Ishimori with a nice reaction.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FROM OSAKA, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 114 POUNDS… PLEASE WELCOME IO ISHIMORI!!!

Stew-O: Ishimori is a dark horse and one of the underrated elitists in a huge match up like Divide & Conquer.

DeadPrez: Io being sole survivor and getting a title is something I know she would love very much so.

( “LLC” by Nicki Minaj blasts through the beach speakers as Aniyah Mitchell walks down the sandy beach towards the ring. She looks at the crowd and smirks, flexing her arms and admiring them before entering the ring. The crowd boos loudly.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING …FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 155 POUNDS!!…THE HOOD PRINCESS…ANNNIIYAAHHH MIIITCHELLL!!!!

DeadPrez: Here is one of my picks right here. One of the rising newcomers, Aniyah has been impressive since she joined EAW.

(The smoke begins to become heavy as “We Own the Night” by Hollywood Undead plays and Serena Riot makes her way crawling into the ring. The crowd with mixed reaction and shocked.)

Stephie Love: ….AND FROM CLEVELAND, OHIO…WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS, THE FALLEN PROPHET….SEREEEENNAAAA RIIIOTTT!!!

Stew-O: Daughter of Eric Riot, Serena aims to live up to and surpass her father’s legacy as a second gen wrestler.

Gavin Kirkland: Have you see her without the makeup? Even scarier than with it!

(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers begins to play and the crowd starts to cheer. An energetic Sarah Price comes bouncing out and begins to head to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And making her way to the ring from …weighing in at …SAAAAARAAAHHH PRIIIIIICE!!!

DeadPrez: Shorty is a girl Next Door but with a wild side to her. Wild in the sense that she is a fair fighter but how will that help her in this element?

Gavin Kirkland: If you guys pass me my lotion I’ll help myself to this situation :wow:

Stew-O: Hands on the Table, please.

(Sarah enters the ring with all 6 of her temporary team mates.)

Gavin Kirkland: I’ve done the analytics, guys! There are approximately 14 individual boobs and butt cheeks in the ring right now and one throbbing erection at this table.

Stew-O: I never have missed Jake Mercer more than I am right now.

Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS!!!

“The Pain” by Senses Fail plays to boos as Jesse Barlow comes out to the ring. He has a confident and cocky look on his face as he walks to the ring. )

Stephie Love: First…on his way to the ring! He is from Hoboken, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 pounds… THE VIRTUOUS, JESSE…BARLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeadPrez: Controversial win over Charlie Marr aside, Jesse Barlow’s time on Voltage hasn’t been the best. Jesse could use a momentum swing badly.

Stew-O: This could be a turning point in his career if he pulls off the big win and survives not just the 7 women but the 6 men he may have to face later on as well.

(‘Mob Ties’ by Drake hits as Cepheus St. Claire walks out onto the stage while mocking the EAW audience as his music blasts.)

Stephie Love: On his way to the ring, hailing from Santa Clara, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, CEEEEEPHEUS ST. CLAAAAAIRE!!!

DeadPrez: He failed to win the New Breed title previously but he has huge chance tonight to maybe get another title shot in the future.

Gavin Kirkland: That’s it he survives this match, DP!

(‘Breakin’ Outta Hell’ by AIrbourne hits, and Shortfuse PAKA walks down to the ring while the crowd begins to cheer. Shortfuse flexes on the stage and hyped himself and the crowd up before sprinting to the ring.)

Stephie Love: NEXT TO THE RING…weighing in at 225, from Mie Province, Japan, SHORTFUUUUSE PAAAAAKAAAAAA!!!

Stew-O: French/Japanese, doesn’t matter. He is a force to be reckoned with. The Wrecking Ball of EAW is going to be a tough out in a match like this!

(“Sensei” by Datsik hits to boos from the crowd.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds… OSAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARRRRRRRRRCICHIDA!!!!

(Osamu Arcichida steps out onto the stage looking suspicious as if to indicate that he is orchestrating something.)

Stew-O: Former National Elite champion, a man with victories over one of the current New Breed contenders and both World Tag Team contenders. Osamu is a deadly adversary for all against him!

(‘Here We Go’ by Sleeping with Sirens plays as Jake Smith walks out onto the stage checking his wrist tape and wearing a cocky grin. He runs his hands through his hair and points at everyone in the ring.)

Jake Smith off mic: KNEEEEEEEEL!!!

Stephie Love: COMING TO THE STAGE…he hails from Venice, California, he weighs in at 210 pounds, THE MIGHTIEST ONE…JAAAAAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIITH!!!

Stew-O: Dynasty’s one, one half of The Round Table, Jake had to face his partner Drake King last week in a losing effort.

DeadPrez: Jake could theoretically win this D&C match and earn a New Breed Championship. Drake King could beat Impact and become World Champion. At the Egypt show we could see a Round Table rematch with both gold on the line!

(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media Lucas Johnson walks down to the ring wearing his Beats by DRE headphones and raises his middle fingers high.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING NEXT! He hails from Atlanta, Georgia. Weighing in at 205 pounds, he is the “THE WRESTLING MACHINE” LUCAS JOHNSON!!!

DeadPrez: Albert Hitchman isn’t here to coach his client but Lucas Johnson is capable of being a big piece without him.

Gavin Kirkland: You would think he would upgrade from Beats by Dre headphones to air pods but hey, whoever cuts the check can make Lucas wear whatever they want!

(”My Way” by Limp Bizkit plays loudly over the PA system as Ryan Wilson steps through the curtain leading up to the stage right under the titantron carrying a hockey stick which rests on his right shoulder. Ryan raises the stick high before walking down the ramp.)

Stephie Love: FINALLY, hailing from Montreal, Quebec and weighing in at 212 pounds, the “AGENT OF CHAOS” RYAAAAN WILLLLLLLLLSONN!!!

Stew-O: Ryan helped Shaker Jones get his first win this season 13 days ago, he also has made it clear he still has an issue with Ryan Adams and would love nothing more than to win the D&C and find his way back to the Answers World Championship spot.

DeadPrez: Ryan is a top tier talent and a man I expect to show out in a match of this magnitude.

Gavin Kirkland: I predict a Round Table rematch with Jake Smith and Drake King both pulling the upsets!

DeadPrez: Yo, I gotta roll with The Baddie in this one myself!

Stew-O: A lot of competition here tonight! I personally can’t pick one as 6 men and women each line up on opposite aprons and it seems we are going to start with Remi Skyfire and Jake Smith in the ring!

(Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: We are starting off with Jake Smith and Remi as Jake stands in front of his six partners and Remi…obnoxiously burps!

DeadPrez: I think Skyfire is off the wagon hard. She looks sauced, man. She turns to her partners and reaches for Darcy May Morgan.

Remi Skyfire off mic: Babe! Why are we even in this shit? We should be in that tag title fuckin’ match, man! We way better than all these fuckers! Fuck…

Darcy May Morgan off mic: C’mon, Rem! You are embarrassing us, get it together! This is our chance to step it up!

Remi Skyfire off mic: Meh, gimme a good luck kiss and I’ll drag Jake Smith out his boots!

Gavin Kirkland: Remi Skyfire leans in to kiss Darcy on the lips but…DMM SHOVES HER AWAY! WE HAVE BEEN DENIED HOT LESBIAN ACTION, MY GOD THE INHUMANITY!

Stew-O: Remi looks pissed as she stumbles drunkenly backwards towards the center of the ring!

DeadPrez: BROKEN WINGS!!! JAKE CATCHES REMI AND SPINS HER AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND PLANTS HER WITH HIS SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER!

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE FLATTENS HER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

Ref: ONNNNNNEEE!!

TWWOOOOO!!!

THHREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

REMI SKYFIRE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 7 – Women: 6

Stew-O: OH MY GOD! The first one eliminated is one of the favorites! Remi Skyfire is sent packing as the referee escorts her out of the ring! Jake hops to his feet as the men on his team are extremely charged up at that elimination!

DeadPrez: Darcy is as shocked as all of us as she begins to walk in to the ring. NO! Io Ishimori grabs her shoulder and shakes her head. Ishimori enters the fight instead! Jake is watching and looks ready for her too!

Gavin Kirkland: Ishimori and Jake circle the ring as Smith is being cheered on for giving the men a one sided advantage so far. 6 women and 7 men left as Ishimori charges after Jake and throws a clothesline…DUCK! Jake ducks the attack.

Stew-O: Ishimori turns and tries to catch Jake with a side kick. FOOT CAUGHT BY SMITH! HE SPINS IO AROUND! HE CHARGES…PARALYZED TO ISHIMORI! JAKE PLANTS ISHIMORI WITH A STIFF SPINEBUSTER BEFORE HOPPING OFF HER! Jake gets to his feet as Ishi was clearly off guard and slow to get to her feet. She stumbles up and turns KICK TO THE GUT! HE HOOKS HER ARMS! RIDE TO HELL!!!!

DeadPrez: JAKE PULLS OFF THE ELEVATED DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT AND DROPS IO ON HER SKULL!

Stew-O: JAKE IS IN FIRE AS HE ROLLS OVER ISHIMORI!

Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S OUT COLD! JAKE WITH THE PIN!!!

Ref: OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!

TWWOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEE!!!!!!

IO ISHIMORI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 7 – Women: 5

Gavin Kirkland: BACK TO BACK ELIMINATIONS BY JAKE SMITH AS THE MEN OF THE DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH ARE GOING NUTS! Jake Smith eliminates Remi Skyfire AND Io Ishimori in quick fashion and he can be seen on his hands and knees laughing hysterically at the dominance he displayed!

Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan has had enough it seems! She stops all other women and slowly gets in the ring as Jake’s smile slowly turns to a frown! Jake slides to his corner before getting to his feet. He rubs his lips with his forearm and walks towards the middle of the

TAG!

Stew-O: NEVERMIND! He just has been tagged out by SHORTFUSE PAKA! PAKA has seen enough and wants to enter this match right here, right now! PAKA enters as Jake looks confused by this!

DeadPrez: Jake eliminates two of the better members of the women’s side. Is this a wise strategy by PAKA to take out the hot man and enter this match himself?

Gavin Kirkland: Absolutely not. You would be better served letting guys do the heavy work by beating your opponents and then also praying they get tired or the other side eliminates most of your teammates while keeping your energy intact.

DeadPrez: I mean, I can’t blame PAKA for wanting to earn this victory on his own, Gav! PAKA walks to the center of the ring and dares Darcy to come at him. She obliges! DMM sprints at PAKA and goes for her signature dropkick and…that shit does nothing! PAKA is solid as a rock and barely budged as Darcy gets back to her feet and tries another dropkick. NOTHING AGAIN AS SHE KICKS HIS CHEST AND BOUNCES OFF LIKE A BASKETBALL!

Stew-O: PAKA smiles as he dares Darcy to try again! Darcy gets up, stares him up and down, and runs backwards to the ring ropes, she sprints at PAKA AND LEAPS…DROPKICK TO THE KNEES HITS! PAKA WAS BRACING FOR A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST BUT DARCY SWITCHED THINGS UP AND CATCHES HIM ON THE KNEES!

DeadPrez: PAKA drops to one knee as Darcy sees another opening. FACE ACHE SUPERKICK…NO! PAKA CATCHES HER FOOT LIKE JAKE CAUGHT ISHIMORI’S!

Stew-O: KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT TO DARCY MAY MORGAN’S CHEST! DARCY DROPS DOWN AS PAKA GETS TO HIS FEET! HE SEES SHE IS VULNERABLE AS HIS TEAMMATES CHEER HIM ON! PAKA RUNS TO THE ROPES, BOUNCES OFF, HOPS IN THE AIR, BODY SPLASH ON TO DARCY MAY AS SHORTFUSE DROPS 220 POUNDS ON TO HER BODY! COVER!

Ref: OOOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

TTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DeadPrez: Darcy musters enough strength to get her shoulder off the mat with PAKA laying in her! Shortfuse is steaming as it’s clear he wanted to eliminate Darcy like Jake did Ishimori and Remi. PAKA drags Darcy to her feet and PALM STRIKE TO THE CHEST AS DARCY’S UPPER BODY NEARLY FOLDS INWARD FROM THE FORCE!

Gavin Kirkland: ANOTHER PALM STRIKE! ANOTHER! DARCY IS BEING BACKED INTO A CORNER AS Shortfuse keeps tagging her with blows! Darcy is now lifted on to PAKA’s shoulders as PAKA turns around and sees the opposite corner!

Stew-O: I THINK HE IS GOING FOR THE COMPACT DRIVER! PAKA BEGINS CHARGING WITH DARCY AS..MORGAN SLIPS OUT! DARCY SLIPS OUT! PAKA runs right into that turnbuckle and bounces shoulder first HARD into it as Darcy is on her hands and knees behind him. PAKA turns around and sees

DeadPrez: DDD!!! DON’T DISS DARCY OUT OF NOWHERE AS THE BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS AND ROCKS PAKA’S JAW!

Stew-O: THE BIG MAN DOESNT GO DOWN! HE IS WOBBLY ON HIS FEET AS SHE GETS UP AND RUNS TO THE ROPES…DON’T DISS DARCY AGAIN!! TWICE!!!

Gavin Kirkland: PAKA FINALLY FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK AS DARCY HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

Ref: ONNNNNNEEE!!

TWWOOOOOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SHORTFUSE PAKA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 6 – Women: 5

Gavin Kirkland: THE MEN LOSE PAKA AS DARCY ROCKS HIM WITH TWO BICYCLE KICKS IN A ROW! PAKA is sent packing with those moves as Darcy gets to her feet and finds her way to her corner where the women’s team is rallying behind her solid display and elimination of Shortfuse PAKA!

Stew-O: Darcy stands and watches as the men decide who will be the next to enter the match. Jake points at Jesse Barlow who looks ready but instead, Cepheus St. Claire takes his spot and hops the ropes in to the ring. Cepheus stands poised and ready as Darcy asks her teammates if one of them would like a chance at St. Claire. We have a volunteer as a Jenny looks eager to prove herself!

TAG!

DeadPrez: The Baddie has joined Cepheus as Darcy tags out! Jenny Cien and St. Claire meet at the center of the ring and begin to have words. The Latino community may be divided on who they support but they may not be divided too long as Cepheus swings and misses the ducking Jenny Cien! St. Claire turns and rushes Jenny who connects with a beautiful arm drag that St. Claire rolls out of.

Stew-O: Cepheus rolls to his feet and sprints to the ring ropes where he bounces off them and charges Jenny. Cepheus leaps and connects with a solid monkey flip and Jenny lands flat on her back! Cepheus rolls to his feet quickly as he turns to see Cien getting to hers and attacks!

DeadPrez: The Voltage rookie locks Cien in to position and hits a BEAUTIFULLY TIMES SUPLEX TO SNAP HER BACK TO THE MAT AND SLOW THE BADDIE DOWN! Smart move by Cepheus as though he is an athletic guy, you don’t want to get in a track meet with someone small and quick like Jenny Cien.

Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, Jenny is a great athlete. I overheard Jake Mercer discussing her speed with some fans earlier today and Jake said that Jenny was quite the amateur athlete in high school!

Stew-O: Really?

Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, apparently the Baddie was known as a “Runner” and

DeadPrez: Bruh…I don’t think you cacs know what that means!

Stew-O: Back to the action as Cepheus takes advantage of the downed Cien with a few timely stomps to the midsection. Jenny is being begged by her teammates to weather the storm as Cien is dragged by St. Claire. Wait, no. Cepheus just sits her up right and still on the ground as Cepheus gives a look before running to the ropes and bouncing back towards her.

DeadPrez: RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE AS JENNY IS ROCKED BY ST. CLAIRE WITH THAT ONE!!! CEPHEUS TURNS AROUND AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Stew-O: Not nearly enough as Jenny powers out of the pin! Cepheus gets up quickly and delivers some more solid stomps to Jenny as he continues to wear her down. Cepheus watches as her team cheers her on and scolds them points at them as he swears some very disturbing things to the women’s team in Spanish!

DeadPrez: Jenny is rolling over to her stomach and crawling to tag out but Cepheus cuts her off with a running boot to the rib cage! Cepheus is in control as Jenny rolls around the mat holding her sides. Jake, Jesse, and the rest of the men’s team are begging St. Claire to finish her off and continue the lopsided lead they have over the women’s team and I think Cepheus wants to do just that! St. Claire is stalking Jenny, Cien is back crawling, Cepheus is taking his time, Cien is at the middle ropes…

Stew-O: Jenny is slowly getting to her feet as Cepheus watches her…JENNY IS UP…SHE TURNS…CEPHEUS LEAPS…DAGGER!!!!

DeadPrez: NOOOOOOOO!!! JENNY BLOCKS THE RKO CUTTER AND SHOVES CEPHEUS AWAY BEFORE HE CAN LOCK IT IN AS CEPHEUS TRIPS FORWARD! ST. CLAIRE TURNS AND

Stew-O: JENNY CUTTER!!!!! JENNY CIEN HITS HER VERY OWN RKO CUTTER ON CEPHEUS AS ST CLAIRE BOUNCES FACE FIRST TO THE MAT AND ROLLS OVER TO HIS BACK!

DeadPrez: Jenny is holding her ribs but finds a way to her feet and towards the empty corner between both teams! Jenny climbs the turnbuckle and has her back facing Cepheus! She gives a quick glance behind her before taking a high risk MANEUVER!!!

Stew-O: JENNY-SAULT!!!

DeadPrez: IT CONNECTS IN CEPHEUS!!! THE MOONSAULT LANDS AS JENNY CRASHES HER BODY ON TO ST. CLAIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Stew-O: MY GOD WHAT A MOONSAULT!

DeadPrez: JENNY ROLLS OFF CEPHEUS AND STILL IS HOLDING THOSE RIBS BEFORE CLIMBING BACK ON TO HIM AND HOOKING THE LEG!

Ref: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 5 – Women: 5

Stew-O: TIED GAME THANKS TO JENNY CIEN AND DARCY MAY MORGAN AS WE ARE EVEN! First Remi and Ishimori were taken out, now PAKA and Cepheus are gone as Lucas Johnson eagerly enters the match!

DeadPrez: Lucas isn’t playing games either as he immediately attacks Jenny as she gets up off of Cepheus! BIG CLOTHESLINE DROPS JENNY BACK TO THE MAT AS CEPHEUS IS BEING ESCORTED OUT THE RING! Lucas gets to his feet as Jenny stubbornly tries to get up to give him a challenge and Lucas isn’t giving her a chance to retaliate! Lucas charges again…

Stew-O: SHINING WIZARD TO THE HEAD OF JENNY CIEN BY LUCAS JOHNSON!

DeadPrez: God, what a sick knee to the side of the head! First Cepheus hits a running knee to her and now this? That boy Lucas wasn’t even giving Jenny a chance to breath with that move!

Gavin Kirkland: Lucas gets up and begins stomping all over Jenny! Right to the gut with eat stomp! Smart move by Lucas as Jenny is clearly feeling something in those ribs after her exchange with Cepheus just seconds before. I bet that was something Albert Hitchman told him to do before the match!

Stew-O: Lucas is targeting those same ribs on Jenny as he keeps stomping at her midsection like Cepheus did! Jenny is in some type of pain and is being dragged to her feet by Johnson. Lucas wraps his arms around Jenny and BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!

Gavin Kirkland: LUCAS FLIPS JENNY CIEN INSIDE OUT WITH THAT MOVE! The wrestling machine isn’t close to done as he gets to his feet, reaches down, grabs a handful of Jenny’s hair and forces her back up where he

DeadPrez: ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX TO JENNY CIEN FROM LUCAS JOHNSON! He is taking her to suplex city as Johnson gets to his feet and begins laughing along with his team mates ringside! Jenny looks to be in no man’s land as Lucas makes sure she stays firmly in the middle of the ring! Lucas flexes for the crowd who begin booing him!

Stew-O: Jenny is fighting for her life it seems as Lucas looks to pick her up to drive her back down again as he drags her to her feet once more. Lucas..he’s got her locked in…full Nelson…no! LUCAS IS GOING FOR THE FULL NELSON DRIVER…SKULL CRUSHING FIN-NOOOO!!! JENNY SLIPS OUT!!! SHE ROLLS UNDER HIS LEGS…SMALL PACKAGE!!!

Gavin Kirkland: QUICK PIN!! COVER!!

Ref: ONNNNNNEEE!!

TWWOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEE!!!!!!

LUCAS JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 4 – Women: 5

Gavin Kirkland: THE LADIES TAKE THE LEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME! Jenny rolls away from Lucas who hops up furiously and to the stunning faces of his team! What a gutsy move as Jenny tags the first hand she sees!

TAG!

Stew-O: In rushes Sarah Price! Sarah enters after tagging in as Ryan Wilson enters as well. Ryan and Sarah lock up. Ryan Powers Sarah into the ropes before the referee demands a break. Sarah quickly moves in after the ref splits them up and goes for a dropkick and rocks Ryan in the jaw! Wilson stumbles back as Sarah makes a decision and tags in Serena Riot!

TAG!

DeadPrez: Serena and Sarah both rush Ryan and hit him with a double clothesline! Great team work by Sarah and Serena! Ryan is flat on his back as Serena works him over with a few kicks to the temple before grabbing his wrist and dragging him to her corner with her team! Serena looks for Sarah and tags her again!

TAG!

Stew-O: Serena pulls up Ryan Wilson and and has him bent over in the ring as Sarah leaps in the air! LEG DROP DDT PLANTS RYAN WILSON ON HIS FACE! Serena exits the ring as Sarah rolls Wilson over! Cover!

Ref: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Stew-O: Wilson gets his shoulder up and Sarah hops off him! Sarah is standing as Serena begs to tag in again to help double team Wilson but is waved off! Price wants to finish Wilson by herself now! She locks in as Wilson tries to get up! PRICE CHARGES IN! BITTERSWEET ENDING!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOO!!! NOOO!! WILSON BLOCKS THE SUPERKICK ATTEMPT! WILSON SPINS SARAH AROUND AND LEAPS! CHAOS THEORY!! RKO BY RYAN ON TO SARAH PRICE DROPS HER AS WILSON SCRAMBLES TO GO FOR THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

SARA PRICE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 4 – Women: 4

DeadPrez: Back even as Serena Riot hops back in the ring and goes for Ryan Wilson! Serena mauls Wilson as he gets up and Sarah is escorted from the ring! Wilson is eating knee strike after knee strike to the sternum as Serena keeps on leaning in to Wilson!

Stew-O: Ryan shoved her away and gets to his feet. Riot stumbles but attacks! ENZIGURI!!! Serena Riot cracks Wilson in the back of the head with the timely enziguri kick! Wilson is woozy but still up! Serena is up to and she continues the offense…SPINNING ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF RYAN’S HEAD!

DeadPrez: Serena is all over Wilson as Ryan stands still groggy! OPEN HAND SLAP TURNS WILSON’S FACE BRIGHT RED! Serena rushes in once more and is side by side with Ryan…LEG SWEEP SENDS RYAN FLYING AND FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SERENA HAS THE CROWD GOING CRAZY!

Crowd: LET’S GO RIOT!!! LET’S GO RIOT!!! LET’S GO RIOT!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Riot watches as Wilson turns to his stomach to get back up and sees him on his hands and knees…SHE CHARGES AND LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!

DeadPrez: PSYCHOSIS!!! THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS!! WILSON’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AS SERENA HEARS HER ENTIRE TEAM CHEERING AND BEGGING HER TO PIN RYAN! Serena looks down and…NOO!! Serena walks away from Ryan Wilson and begins to climb the turnbuckle!

Gavin Kirkland: Serena is looking to do what Jenny Cien did and end this with a flying maneuver! Serena climbs the ropes, Riot is perched high above the ring as Wilson is flat on his back…Serena stands tall on the turnbuckle and signals it! SHE FLOATS IN THE AIR! THE DEMON DROP!

NOOOOOOOO OMG!!!

Stew-O: SERENA WENT FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS BUT RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO KIP UP OFF THE MAT AND CATCH HER WITH THE CHAOS THEORY!! THE RKO TO SERENA MID SHOOTING STAR PRESS HAS HER DOWN AND OUT! MY GOD I DONT THINK IVE SEEN A COUNTER SO SMOOTH BEFORE!!

DeadPrez: OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!

Stew-O: WILSON SLOWLY ROLLS HER OVER?

DeadPrez: RIOT IS OUT, STEW!

Gavin Kirkland: WILSON ROLLS HER OVER…HE DRAPES HIS ARM OVER HER SHOULDER!

DeadPrez: COVER BY WILSON AND THE REF SLIDES BY!!!

Ref: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEE!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SERENA RIOT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 4 – Women: 3

Gavin Kirkland: The men take the lead again! This has become a back and forth affair with neither side getting more than a two person lead over the other! Wilson used a lot on that Chaos Theory! His team is cheering but Jake Smith is begging for the tag as he sees the next women entering the match…it’s a fresh Aniyah Mitchell and she looks pissed off!

Stew-O: Ryan is barely able to stand but he’s trying to get up. Mitchell is stalking him and I think that curb stomp may have gave Wilson a mild concussion because his team is begging him to tag out but he’s in the middle of the ring looking around as

DeadPrez: SCHOOL BOY! MITCHELL ROLLS UP WILSON!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!

TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!

KICK OUT!

Stew-O: Ryan fights out of the pin as Aniyah rolls off of him! Wilson finally realizes who’s in the ring as Riot is helped up the ramp by some officials after that RKO. Wilson charges Mitchell and SHE LEAPS! HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN FLIPS WILSON ON TO HIS BACK! Wilson rolls to his feet but stumbles as Mitchell is back on hers. Wilson charges again as

DeadPrez: SPIT IN THE FACE!!! ANIYAH SPITS IN RYAN’S FACE AS HE IS NOW BLINDED! SHE LANDED IT IN THE EYE! KICK TO THE GUT…PEDIGREE BY ANIYAH MITCHELL TO RYAN WILSON AS HE LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE RING MAT ONCE AGAIN!

Gavin Kirkland: Aniyah slides back away from Ryan as Ryan slowly pushes off the mat! Ryan is hurt badly, Jake, Jesse, and Osamu are begging for a tag to save him but Ryan is too far away! Wilson slowly gets up as Mitchell ATTACKS! ANOTHER KICK TO THE GUT…ARMS HOOKED…

DeadPrez: BLACK GIRL MAGIC!!! TIGER BOMB AND LOOK! ANIYAH ROLLS OVER AND HAS HIM IN A BRIDGING PIN!

Stew-O: NOWHERE TO GO FOR RYAN! COVER!!!

Ref: ONNNNNNEEE!!

TWWOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEE!!!!!!

RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 3 – Women: 3

Gavin Kirkland: 8 down and six left as we are tied again! Jake and Osamu look at each other and then at Jesse Barlow! The two Dynasty stars tell Barlow to go get after Aniyah and he enters the ring. Meanwhile, Mitchell sees this and goes to her corner. She tags in Darcy May Morgan!

TAG!

DeadPrez: DMM and Jesse Barlow slowly begin circling the ring! Darcy eliminated Shortfuse PAKA earlier and looks to continue the trend as she rushes and goes for Barlow’s leg…but Jesse side steps her!

Stew-O: Barlow throws a kick but Darcy avoids it! Darcy spins around Jesse and goes for a bulldog but Barlow slips away! Barlow rushes to grab Darcy from behind…

Gavin Kirkland: BACK BODY DROP…IN TO A BACKBREAKER!

DeadPrez: Solid knee to the spine of Darcy! Darcy crumbles to the mat! Darcy clutched her back as she uses the ropes to get to her feet! CHOP BLOCK FROM BARLOW! Darcy is down again! Barlow is in control and picks Darcy up from the ground. Morgan is in Jesse’s hands as Barlow is giving it to our girl DMM!

Gavin Kirkland: The dropkick darling as she is affectionately known, Prez! Darcy is on her stomach as STOMP TO THE HEAD BY JESSE AS DARCY HAS HER HEAD BOUNCED LIKE A BASKETBALL! Barlow looks to Jake who wants a tag and he shrugs him off!

DeadPrez: Not gonna lie, though this is a tied match up…maybe the men would be better off using teamwork like Serena and Sarah were using?

Stew-O: Look at how that worked for both of them. Eliminate one after the other! It could work but so far neither team has managed to take a huge lead!

DeadPrez: It’s just a thought, Stew. Barlow drags Darcy to her feet and bends her forward as he LOOK! FINAL VERDICT! BARLOW IS GOING FOR THE FINAL VERDICT BUT Darcy fights out of it! Morgan rolls away and to her feet as Barlow attacks. KISS OF DEATH! DOUBLE LEG DROPKICK CONNECTS AS DARCY IS FLATTENED BY BARLOW!

DeadPrez: Jesse hooking the leg as he goes for a quick cover!

Ref: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DeadPrez: LAST SECOND KICK OUT BY DARCY AS SHE STAYS ALIVE! Darcy saw her partner Remi get eliminated quickly and has managed to outlast her and 7 more men and women!

Stew-O: Osamu, Jake on the apron. Jenny and Aniyah on their side of the ring. Jesse Barlow getting to his feet and watching as Darcy looks pretty bad and quickly helps her to her feet.

Stew-O: Barlow’s KISS of Death took a big chunk of life out of DMM and he wants to get rid of her as the male team cheers him on.

Osamu Archimedes off mic: LET’S GO UP 3-2 TO THESE BITCHES!

Jake Smith off mic: MAKE HER…KNEEEEEEL!!!

DeadPrez: Jesse is crouched down! He’s signaling for his finishing move as Darcy is using the ropes to get up! Barlow sees this as Darcy moves to her side of the ring with her back facing Barlow. Tag! Jesse sees Darcy turn and stumble forward and ABOLISHER!

Stew-O: NO! DARCY MOVES AS JESSE SPEARS JENNY CIEN OFF THE APRON AS SHE FALLS TO THE FLOOR! Aniyah quickly gets in the ring! Wait! The ref signals that she is the legal person!

Gavin Kirkland: Didn’t you see? She tagged herself in when Darcy was near the ropes! Darcy drops down as Jesse backs away from the ropes, Aniyah is waiting for him! SPIT TO THE FACE BY MITCHELL!

Stew-O: Aniyah spits in Barlow’s face! Kick to the gut…PEDIGREE BY ANIYAH! Mitchell sees Darcy on the apron begging to get tagged back in! Mitchell tags in Darcy as Aniyah hops back out!

TAG!

DeadPrez: DARCY HOPS ON THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON AND SPRINGBOARDS IN THE AIR AS JESSE GETS UP AND SEES HER SOARING! DARCY HITS IT! THE ENCORE 2.0! SPRINGBOARD CUTTER TO JESSE BARLOW HITS! Jake and Osamu look so sick and depleted as Darcy rolls over and makes another tag!

TAG!

Stew-O: ITS JENNY! JENNY IS LEANING ON THAT APRON AFTER THAT SPEAR TO THOSE HURTING RIBS BUT SHE WANTS TO FINISH OFF BARLOW HERSELF! She gets tagged in by Darcy as Jenny slowly climbs to the top of the turnbuckle of their corner! JENNY-SAULT! ANOTHER JENNY-SAULT HITS AS JESSE IS FLATTENED! JENNY ROLLS OFF AND THEN ROLLS BACK ON FOR THE PIN!

Gavin Kirkland: THE BADDIE WITH THE COVER!

Ref: ONNNNNNEEE!!

TWWOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEE!!!!!!

JESSE BARLOW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 2 – Women: 3

Stew-O: #Queenzonly following that incredible teamwork by Jenny Cien, Darcy May Morgan, and Aniyah Mitchell! The women managed to make the tag element of this match work as Osamu enters the match for the men! Two on three as Osamu sees himself face to face with Jenny Cien!

DeadPrez: Jenny is staring at Osamu but keeps her ribs in her arms as she is favoring them following two Jenny-Saults and constant targeted attacks by her opponents. Darcy sees her still favoring those ribs and begs to get in as Jenny goes to tag her in

Gavin Kirkland: OSAMU CUTS HER OFF WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEES BEFORE SHE GETS ACROSS THE RING! Jenny hits the ground as Osamu, the freshest of all the remaining competitors, begins his attack!

DeadPrez: Osamu said he had a strategy and would be prepared to Orchestrate it here tonight to ensure victory as he gathers up Jenny and STIFF UPPERCUT ROCKS CIEN’S JAW! Osamu grabs Jenny by the hair and she’s stuck in the middle of the ring with Arcichida! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SNAPS HER HEAD BACK AS OSAMU GRABS THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAIN! ANOTHER STIFF UPPERCUT AS OSAMU CAN HEAR JAKE SMITH TELLING HIM TO KEEP GOING!

Gavin Kirkland: Osamu keeps Jenny’s weave wrapped around his hand!

DeadPrez: Bruh, how you know it’s weave?

Gavin Kirkland: I seen Serena mention her hair being a weave and you know Jenny is her biggest fan, am I wrong to assume she bought a cheaper version then Serena?

DeadPrez: You better pray the baddie doesn’t hear you calling her cheap or else you will be the one catching that next Jenny-Sault!

Gavin Kirkland: If she does it naked I’ll gladly take it! :shaq:

DeadPrez: …you a sick man…but I ain’t made at you for that one! :mjlol:

Gavin Kirkland: Osamu gets Jenny to a standing position only to wrap his arms around her and..OH MY!

Stew-O: THE BEST NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX IN THE BUSINESS HITS! OSAMU HITS THE BIG MOVE AND BRIDGES IT FOR A PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE BADDIE KICKS OUT!

Stew-O: Jake Smith, Osamu, and Darcy May Morgan may all be from Dynasty but it’s going to be everybody for themselves at the end of this match when either team loses everybody or both teams go to sudden death!

Gavin Kirkland: Darcy and Aniyah beg for Jenny to be saved with a tag but Osamu is very calculated and cuts her off each time with kicks to the rib cage! Another kick right to the gut as Jenny is in great pain! Osamu drags Jenny to her feet and keeps her wrist locked…Jenny goes to the ropes and Osamu is waiting…Osamu wraps his arms around Jenny as she runs back towards him…

DeadPrez: GERMAN SUPLEX FOLDS UP JENNY CIEN ON HER BACK! Osamu gets to his feet as Jake begs to get tagged in and finish her off…Osamu waves him off! Man, these dudes just aren’t trying to team up like women have been doing at all! Osamu stays attacking Jenny with more strikes as Darcy and Aniyah keep reaching trying to tag in! Osamu drags Jenny by the hair to the center of the ring and stomps away at her stomach some more!

Stew-O: Osamu lifts Jenny up and Irish whips her again. Tag! Osamu watches Jenny run towards him and…OSAMU LOCK!!! INVERTED ROLLING KNEE BAR! OSAMU HAS THE MOVED LOCKED IN ON JENNY AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN! HE’S BENDING THAT KNEE IN WAYS IT WASN’T EVER SUPPOSED TO BEND!

Gavin Kirkland: Aniyah Mitchell is scaling the top rope as the referee waves to Osamu that Jenny was no longer the legal woman! Wait, did Aniyah get another tag again off that Irish whip?! I don’t think Osamu knows as Aniyah is on the top rope and he’s trying to make Jenny tap…JAKE SEES IT AND IS SCREAMING AT OSAMU BUT HE HAS THE OSAMU LOCK IN ON THE ILLEGAL PERSON! ANIYAH LEAPS FROM THE CORNER!!

DeadPrez: BARBIE DREAMS! CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB ON TO OSAMU AS HE RELEASES THE OSAMU LOCK AND JENNY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING HOLDING THAT KNEE!

Gavin Kirkland: ANIYAH LANDS ON TOP OF OSAMU AND GOES FOR THE PIN!

DeadPrez: MITCHELL WITH THE COVER!!!

Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEE!!

TTTTTTWWOOOOO!!!

JAKE HOPS IN THE RING!!!

TTTTTHREEEEEE!!!!!!

OSAMU ARCICHIDA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 1 – Women: 3

Gavin Kirkland: The women have a three to one advantage as

Stew-O: LOOK! JAKE IS IN THE RING BEHIND ANIYAH AS SHE GETS TO HER FEET AND WATCHES OSAMU GET DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING! ANIYAH TURNS!

DeadPrez: KICK TO THE GUT BY JAKE SMITH! BROKEN WINGS!!! BROKEN WINGS TO ANIYAH MITCHELL AS JAKE PLANTS HER ON THE MAT! ANIYAH IS DOWN AND JAKE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

Ref: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEE!!

TTTTTTWWOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

ANIYAH MITCHELL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 1 – Women: 2

Gavin Kirkland: Jake didn’t waste anytime following Osamu’s elimination and went right for Aniyah while she had her back turned! Darcy May and Jenny stare at Jake as he gets up, puts his foot on the side of Aniyah and begins to kick her out of the ring to the sound of this entire building booing him!

Crowd: FUCK YOU JAKE SMITH!! FUCK YOU JAKE SMITH!! FUCK YOU JAKE SMITH!! FUCK YOU JAKE SMITH!!

Stew-O: Jake watched as the man who he teamed with to even enter this match was eliminated and immediately went after Mitchell as Darcy May Morgan enters the ring! Two on one as Jenny is in on the apron holding her knee and keeling forward to protect her ribs as well!

DeadPrez: If I’m Darcy, I take out Jake quickly and go after Jenny right after seeing as she has sustained a lot of damage in this match.

Stew-O: What about Jake? If he handles Darcy, Jenny Cien is slim pickings!

Gavin Kirkland: Is it wrong that I would ask Darcy to tag in Jenny and just take her out so that the two fresher elitist are left standing? Either way, Jenny is watching closely as two of Dynasty’s biggest and brightest upcoming talents circling each other has everybody on pins and needles here in Auburn, Alabama for this year’s Territorial Invasion!

Stew-O: Darcy rushes Jake but he wraps around her…BROKEN WING-NO! Darcy spins out of the finisher and leaps and hits a BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK TO JAKE’S FACE!

DeadPrez: Jake is on the ground but not for long as Darcy helps him up and lifts the bigger elitist in her shoulders…GOD DAMN! THE STRENGTH OF DARCY AS SHE HOISTS JAKE SMITH IN THE AIR! JAKE IS KICKING HIS LEGS AS DARCY SQUATS BEFORE EXPLODING UPWARD AND SENDING JAKE FLYING!

Gavin Kirkland: CURTAIN CALL!

DeadPrez: NOOOOO!!! Darcy goes for the Go to Sleep but Jake avoids the knee strike and lands just shy of the move connecting on his feet! Jake steps back and then forward SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN OF DARCY MAY MORGAN! Jenny watches as her last partner falls backwards to the ground as Jake stands back and catches his breath! Darcy is down and Jake is walking over to her upper body as he leaps in the air above her head!

Stew-O: CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH! THREE BRUTAL STOMPS TO THE HEAD AS JAKE IS TRYING TO LEAVE A DENT WHERE MORGAN’S BRAIN SHOULD BE! Smith looks over to Jenny as she begs Darcy to get up but it’s clear she is out cold! Jake toys with her and lifts her deadweight off the ground and wraps his arms around her…

DeadPrez: BROKEN WINGS CONNECTS THIS TIME! SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER HITS AND JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER AS JENNY STANDS ON THE APRON!!!

Gavin Kirkland: That’s it folks!

Ref: OOOOOONNNNNNEEE!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWOOOOO!!!

TTTTTTTTHREEEEEE!!!!!!

DARCY MAY MORGAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Men: 1 – Women: 1

Stew-O: DMM is going Bye bye bye as Jake slowly gets to his feet with a huge smirk on his face! Smith slowly tilts his head to the ring as he searches and finds Jenny Cien on the apron looking bruised, hurt, and possibly injured. Jake has eliminated four of the 7 Women’s team members and if he wants to leave Divide and Conquer a winner…he has one left!

Gavin Kirkland: The Baddie is slowly entering the ring as the fans are on their feet!

Crowd: FUCK YOU JAKE SMITH!

Crowd: LETS GO BAD-DIE!

Crowd: FUCK YOU JAKE SMITH!

Crowd: LETS GO BAD-DIE!

Stew-O: The Mightest One looks very happy with himself as he stands firmly in the middle of the ring and Jenny hobbles to meet him there on that knee Osamu weakened.

Gavin Kirkland: With those ribs that all of the men’s team worked on during the match!

DeadPrez: Despite one sex working together and another sex fighting mainly separately, we end up without a Divide per say as one man and one woman managed to make it to the end of this historic match!

Stew-O: Smith charged and goes right for Jenny’s knee with drop toe hold! Smith rolls over the grounded body of Jenny and locks in an arm bar but Jenny fights quickly to avoid him locking it all the way in! Cien drags herself away from Jake as Smith quickly gets to his feet. Jenny backs in to a corner and grabs the middle ropes as Jake watches her methodically. Smith sees Cien still hurting and rushes her…RUNNING FOREARM AS JENNY STANDS IN THE CORNER HITS!

DeadPrez: Stiff lariat as Jenny falls down to one knee and Jake stops and steps back to see his foe…oh no…

Gavin Kirkland: JENNY CIEN IS KNEELING IN THE CORNER AS JAKE STARTS LAUGHING!

Jake Smith off mic: HA! Look at the baddie in her natural state…on her fucking knees…KNEELING TO THE MIGHTIEST ONE! Come here you…

DeadPrez: JENNY USES ALL OF HER ENERGY TO RUN ON THAT BAD KNEE AND LEAP AT JAKE! HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN…NO! JAKE PUSHES HER OFF IN MID AIR AS SHE LANDS AWKWARDLY ON THAT BAD KNEE! SHES HOBBLED AS SMITH SEES THIS!

Stew-O: SUPERKICK FROM JAKE…NOOOO!! JENNY’S KNEE GIVES OUT AND SHE INADVERTENTLY DUCKS AS JAKE GOES OVER HER HEAD AND JENNY ENDS UP ON ONE LEG WITH JAKE BEHIND HER! Jake turns to go for Cien and JENNY HOPS ON ONE LEG AND LEANS TOWARDS JAKE SMITH!

DeadPrez: DAME MAS! DAME MAS! DAME MAS OUT OF NOWHERE!

DeadPrez: SPIKE HURRICANRANA DRIVER BOUNCES JAKE’S HEAD OFF THE MAT AS JENNY ROLLS TO HER KNEES AND SCREAMS! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS AS SHE PULLS THAT MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE AND SEES JAKE IS DOWN! Jenny crawls to the ropes and checks on Jake and sees he is still down…JENNY DRAGS HERSELF TO THE CORNER OF THE RING AS JAKE LOOKS LIKE HE IS STARTING TO COME TO!

Gavin Kirkland: Jenny climbs the turnbuckle and is on top as Jake is starting to realize what’s going on…

DeadPrez: BUT IT’S TOO LATE! JENNY FLIES OFF THE ROPES AND FLIPS IN THE AIR! WHAT ATHLETICISM!

Stew-O: 100% SPLAAAAASH! IMPLODING 450 SPLASH HITS AS JENNY BOUNCES AND COLLAPSES ON TOP OF JAKE SMITH! THE REF DROPS DOWN AND JAKE ISN’T MOVING! COVER! COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEE!!

TTTTTTTTTTTWWOOOOO!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHREEEEEE!!!!!!

JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! JENNY CIEN IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Jenny from the block (Trackmasters remix)” blasts as Jake Smith is on his back and Jenny is on her knees with tears in her eyes.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner of the DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH… AND THE NEW EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…. JENNY CIEEEEEEN!!!

DeadPrez: Jenny did it! JENNY FUCKIN DID IT, MAN!

Stew-O: The newbie, excuse me…THE BADDIE JENNY CIEN JUST WON DIVIDE & CONQUER HERE AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! SHE WINS HER FIRST GOLD IN EAW!!!!!!

DeadPrez: 13 men and women competed in this match as both sexes went back and forth throughout with eliminations. It came down to the man with the most eliminations in Jake Smith and the Baddie, who had been taking a beating throughout but managed to hold on to the very end!

(Jenny is helped to her feet by the referee as Jake is assisted out of the ring and helped by the referees ringside.)

Gavin Kirkland: Jenny Cien just became the first winner of the post Empire D&C and will go on to become the third woman in EAW history to hold the New Breed Championship. The Baddie with a Bat has been through hell and back in her ten plus year journey to EAW! I know her kids are at home proud at what their mom has been able to accomplish!

(“Monster” by Skillet plays.)

(Out walks Vice President HRDO with a black bag in his hands.)

Stew-O: It’s…it’s HRDO!?

DeadPrez: HRDO is making his way to the ring as Jenny Cien moves to the ring ropes and leans on them to get weight off her bad knee. HRDO walks to the ring as Jenny and all of us wonder what exactly the Vice President has up his sleeve tonight!

(HRDO is handed a microphone from Stephie Love and enters the ring with the bag still firmly in his hand. HRDO’s music fades out as he stands in front of Jenny Cien with the bag in his hand.)

HRDO: Ladies and Gentlemen…

(HRDO reaches into the bag and reveals the New Breed Championship)

HRDO: You did what 13 other men and women couldn’t do. You were incredible and endured one of the most hellacious matches in EAW history. Also, with the injuries to Kai and Felix and the fact that we did not get a winner from that match…the EAW board had to make a decision. It didn’t matter who won this match but it helps it was someone as talented, fresh, and incredible as the one that did for us to decide on a new reward for the winner of this year’s Divide and Conquer match! Jenny, come over here please! You won and for that you will be REWARDED WITH THIS!

(HRDO walks behind the hobbling Jenny and wraps the New Breed title around her waist.)

Stew-O: New Breed Baddie has taken the spot that was reserved for the New Breed Stallion!

DeadPrez: Talk about a turn of events! From title shot to title holder! We began the night thinking this match would only determine a contender but the events from earlier changed everything! Jenny Cien survives D&C AND IS OUR NEW BREED CHAMPION ALL IN ONE NIGHT!

(The scene fades as Jenny stands in the middle of the ring with her arm raised and her New Breed Championship around her waist as Territorial Invasion heads for a commercial break. We see an advertisement for OnlyFans as Felix Hartley is shown quickly displaying how she will make money while hurt and unable to perform. Kai Zolomon is shown paying her all his money for her to do a struggle cac twerk as the advertisement ends.)

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(‘Fight Song’ by Sister Sin begins to play and the packed Jordan-Hare Stadium goes dark. The song plays for about ten seconds before a spotlight shines onto the entrance ramp. Rick Vercetti, the manager of Fatal Destiny, appears in the spotlight. Moments after, Karina-Ann and Miho Li step out from backstage and stand behind Vercetti, striking a pose. Both women look determined and focused as Vercetti — sporting a neck brace after the attack on Dynasty at the hands of Kassidy Heart — begins pumping them up as they stare straight ahead marching to the ring as smoke billows out underneath them.)

Stew-O: Last week on Dynasty, Miho Li showed major heart — no pun intended — when she refused to tap out to the tornado double arm leg scissors applied by Kassidy Heart. Now, with Karina-Ann and Rick Vercetti, Miho is laying it all on the line tonight against Heavenly Hell for the Unified Tag Team Championships.

Jake Mercer: Yes, my little Fortune Cookie refuses to break and let me just say, Miho Li has been on a tear lately. She has unlimited potential.

Flannery McCoy: Fatal Destiny earned this shot by defeating Provencal and Landerson, no easy feat to be sure! But tonight is their ultimate test. Their attack on Heavenly Hell last week on Showdown is surely not going to be taken lightly by the most dangerous tag team in EAW…

(The commentary team goes silent once again. ‘No More’ by Disturbed begins blaring through the speakers and various strobe lights begin flashing throughout the arena as epileptics everywhere start seizing. Suddenly the strobe lights stop and then start up again; Constance Blevin’s face and the Unified Tag Team Championship around her waist can be seen behind the flashes of light. The strobe lights stop again. Once they start up once again, Minerva’s haunting figure can be seen holding up the Unified Tag Team Championship around her waist and spinning her patented gypsy chain. As they strike a pose, Minerva snaps her fingers and suddenly large flames begin shooting into the air behind them. They begin slowly and hauntingly walking to the ring with swagger as the flames grow in size behind them, following them down the entrance ramp.)

Jake Mercer: These two women give me the absolute creeps. I truly believe that Minerva just summoned those flames using the power of Lucifer himself.

Stew-O: They have a score to settle as they were screwed on Showdown by a surprise attack from Fatal Destiny. They’ve been on an absolute unstoppable tear as champions, Jake, and I don’t see them slowing down.

(The lights on the crowd dim and the camera focuses on Gina Romano standing next to referee John Hernandez.)

Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Gina Romano; …and is for the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers. At a combined weight of 270 pounds, they are Karina-Ann and Miho Li, accompanied by Rick Vercetti — they are FATALLLLLLLL DESTINNNNNYYYYYYY!

(The crowd boos loudly at the challengers. Karina-Ann gives a cocky grin to the crowd, winking at someone in the front row and putting her hands under her chin as she gives a fake smile. Miho remains focused, tightening her knee pads and pacing back and forth.)

Gina Romano: And their opponents, with a combined weight of 245 pounds, they are the REIGNING EAW Unified Tag Team Champions — Constance Blevins and Minerva — they are HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

(Referee Jim Hernandez holds up the Unified Tag Team titles, showing them to the crowd. He hands them off to the outside and calls for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Flannery McCoy: Here we go, ladies and gentleman, as Constance Blevins and Karina-Ann are going to start out this match. The two women stare each other down here, looking to see who will make the first move. Neither want to misstep and give the other the early momentum. Karina-Ann steps toward Constance… and SLAPS her right across the face! The crowd lets out a collective groan as Constance doesn’t move a muscle. Karina-Ann is now cockily smiling and provoking Constance. This might not end wel-

Jake Mercer: CONSTANCE GRABBS KARINA-ANN BY HER BRAIDED HAIR AND BEGINS TWIRLING HER AROUND THE RING LIKE A GODDAMN RAG DOLL! KARINA-ANN IS LETTING OUT A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL AND IT’S KIND OF MAKING ME HARD!

Stew-O: And Constance lets go of her, sending Karina flying across the ring, crashing onto her stomach. Constance immediately goes on the attack, laying down stomps onto Karin;s abdomen. Oh, look, Constance is now mocking Karina-Ann by putting her hands under her chin and smiling. Constance grabs Karina by the hair, but lookout! Karina is able to land a hard strike to chest Constance, reeling her back.

Flannery McCoy: And she follows up by poking Constance right in the eye as she was reeled over from that strike. Karina-Ann grabs Constance by the hair and drives the back of her head into the mat, now getting the upper hand. Karina-Ann is now gripping Constance’s hair and driving her head into the mat over and over again, letting out loud screams as she does it!

Rick Vercetti (off mic): That’s right, Karina, CONCUSS THE BITCH!

Stew-O: Karina drags Constance by her hair over to the corner of Fatal Destiny. Miho puts her foot on the top turnbuckle and Karina drives the face of Constance into the boot of Miho. She makes the tag, bringing Miho Li into this match. A double-team suplex by Fatal Destiny puts Constance on her back as Karina-Ann exits the ring. Miho Li continues the assault, picking up Constance. An Irish whip by Miho sends Constance toward the ropes, Miho looks for a lariat but Constance ducks. Constance once again comes off the ropes… OH MY GOD!!

Jake Mercer: DEADLY LITTLE MIHO KICK! SHE HIT IT ALREADY! AND MIHO IS COVERING CONSTANCE BLEVIN’S! IT’S OVER, CROWN THEM CHAMPIONS!!!!!

ONEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: NO! Minerva is in the ring and broke the pin with a double axe-handle. Minerva is now hitting Miho with rights and lefts. Karina-Ann is back in the ring! Karina grabs Minerva by the hair, but Minerva counters with a right elbow to the abdomen of Karina-Ann. Another elbow connects and Karina-Ann can’t hold her grip, stumbling back. Minerva grabs ahold of Karina-Ann now… WHAT THE FU-

Stew-O: MINERVA IS STRAIGHT UP BITING KARINA’S FACE! The referee is trying to get some control back into this match but Minerva is latched on to the face of Karina-Ann like a rabid pit-bull, gnawing on her face with no remorse. Miho Li is back on her feet already, though! She charges toward Minerva, spins her around, breaking her off of Karina-Ann’s face, AND SHE LOOKS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK-

Jake Mercer: :damn: MINERVA DUCKED AND MIHO JUST KICKED KARINA-ANN, SENDING HER TOPPLING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! NOOO, LOOK OUT MY LITTLE PANDA-

Flannery McCoy: From behind, Constance takes advantage of the confusion and rolls Miho up! THIS COULD BE OVER!!

ONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: IT ISN’T! MIHO IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! Both women spring to their feet! Miho immediately looks for a roundhouse kick once again, but Constance quickly ducks the attack. In return, Constance swings with a huge left forearm — no dice! Miho is able to duck that and Miho immediately shoots for a super kick. Constance counters that kick, with outstanding agility, sweeping the legs of Miho Li right out from under her in the process. Constance drops down for an elbow drop, but Miho rolls out of the way, forcing Constance to miss with the elbow.

Jake Mercer: There ya go! My little rice ball has some fight in her! And look, Miho kips right up — she’s such an amazing athlete.

Flannery McCoy: Yeah but Constance is also back on her feet and she runs toward Miho with the quickness. Miho rolls out of the way, dodging an attempted lariat. Miho is unable to immediately get back to her vertical and Constance kept running. She’s made the tag to Minerva! And this capacity crowd is on their feet because they know something fucked up is about to happen in Auburn! Minerva storms into the ring and Miho didn’t even see the tag happen, she was on the mat. Rick Vercetti is absolutely outraged Minerva was able to get into this match and now he’s up on the apron arguing with the referee about it.

Stew-O: Minerva doesn’t pay him any attention. She strikes Miho with a huge uppercut and immediately follows up with a brutal closed fist to the jaw which sends Miho to the mat as Vercetti rants and raves on the apron. What’s this?!

Flannery McCoy: Constance Blevins noticed the distraction Vercetti is causing and just tossed Minerva her gypsy chain! And the referee is too busy arguing with Rick Vercetti to see what’s going on!

Jake Mercer: HEY VERCETTI, YA FUCKIN GOON, GET OFF THE APRON!

Stew-O: It doesn’t matter, Minerva is whipping the hell out of Miho Li with that chain and Miho is screaming in agony as Minerva has a look on her face, like she’s getting pleasure out of this assault! Minerva relentlessly whips Miho over and over with that chain and Fatal Destiny can thank their manager, Rick Vercetti, for that! Minerva tosses the chain out of the ring as Vercetti finally gets off the apron.

Flannery McCoy: Minerva covers Miho and hooks both legs!! SHE HAS HER!!!

ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: NO! Karina-Ann makes this save this time and the referee is immediately ordering her out of the ring. That might’ve been it if Karina didn’t come in clutch and break up that pin.

Jake Mercer: No, Miho is resilient as hell. She’s survived tsunamis and nuclear disasters! She’s invincible, you idiot!

Stew-O: She’s also American and grew up here, but nonetheless, Minerva is pissed and she has an even more evil look on her face than she did before. Minerva is signaling for the end, she wants to finish Miho off and retain these titles. What the… come on, what the hell is this?! Rick Vercetti is once again on the ring apron. This is ridiculous!

Rick Vercetti (off mic): Come on, bitch! You don’t have what it takes!

Jake Mercer: Rick Vercetti is desperate, he wants to do anything he can to make Celes Dumont proud and win these championships. They’re vulnerable right now! Minerva charges Vercetti, the referee trying to stop her…

Flannery McCoy: JESUS CHRIST! THE DARK! MINERVA JUST SPRAYED VERCETTI IN THE EYES WITH BLACK MIST!

Rick Vercetti (off mic): OH! FUCK! SHIT! BITCH!

Stew-O: Rick Vercetti falls off the apron now as Minerva looks to turn her attention back to Miho, stepping back toward the invincible one to dish out more punishment-

Jake Mercer: SMALL PACKAGE! MIHO WAS PLAYING POSSUM!! MINERVA IS PINNED!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: A KICK OUT!!! MINERVA GETS OUT OF IT! Now both Minerva and Miho scramble to their feet, but Minerva is able to get there first. Miho gets back to her feet and strikes with an enzuigiri-

Stew-O: NOPE! Minerva catches the leg of Miho, pulling her away from the extended hand of Karina-Ann. Minerva now has control of Miho’s leg!

Minerva (off mic): YOU WANT TO KICK ME?!?

*SNAP*

Flannery McCoy: Minerva just twisted the leg of Miho Li in a direction it definitely should not go and she’s in a lot of pain, you can see it on her face. Minerva isn’t even near done, though, as she’s now hammering Miho’s leg with knee drops. One after another! Minerva looks to the crowd and shrugs. MINERVA IS APPLYING A SHARPSHOOTER TO MIHO LI WHO LETS OUT SCREAMS OF AGONY! SHE’S REACHING FOR ANYTHING SHE CAN!

Jake Mercer: COME ON MY LITTLE PIKACHU! REACH FOR THOSE ROPES, MY LITTLE HELLO KITTY, DON’T GIVE UP MY LITTLE NI HAO KAI LAN, MY LITT-

Stew-O: Minerva is wrenching on that hold and she sits down on it, not allowing Miho to get any leverage.

Flannery McCoy: Miho lifts her back up but the pain is only getting worse. Miho is trying to fight through this pain but it looks like she has nowhere to go. She’s twisting and turning, doing anything she can to break the hold to no avail.

Stew-O: She’s dragging Minerva, using all of her strength, but she’s not looking for the ropes-

Jake Mercer: YES! MIHO REACHED OUT AND TAGGED IN KARINA-ANN WHILE STILL LOCKED IN THE SHARPSHOOTER Minerva tries breaking the hold, notching the tag, but Karina-Ann quickly moves into the ring and begins connecting with shots to the face of Minerva. Karina lifts Minerva up by her hair. MONEY SHO-

Stew-O: SLING SHOT! CONSTANCE BLEVINS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SPEARS THE HELL OUT OF KARINA-ANN BEFORE SHE COULD CONNECT ON MINERVA WITH THE MONEY SHOT.

Flannery McCoy: Constance Blevins checks on Minerva before turning her attention back to Karina-Ann. But it’s Miho she sees, limping back to her feet, using the ropes for assistance to stand. The Invincible Little Miho is looking the grim reaper right in the eye with no fear! Both Constance and Minerva go on the attack, like a pack of lionesses, beating Miho to the mat. In a hurry, Constance grabs ahold of Miho… LIONESSTOUCH! THE CRADLE DDT BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS CONNECTS. But Miho snaps back up from the momentum!

Stew-O: MINERVA FLIPS MIIHO INTO TOMBESTONE POSITION!! AND SHE JUMPS… THE PRINCESS KILLER! MIHO IS DEFINITELY OUT, NO QUESTION.

Jake Mercer: :mjcry:

Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but Karina-Ann is the legal woman and Heavenly Hell are all too aware of that. As Rick Vercetti remains blinded on the outside from that mist, flailing around, Constance rolls Miho to the outside and Minerva is positioned on the top turnbuckle. Constance lifts Karina-Ann up to the shoulders of Minerva… MINERVA HAS KARINA-ANN ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IN POWERBOMB POSITION. CONSTANCE CLIMBS UP TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Stew-O: FROM HEAVEN TO HELL CONNECTS!!! KARINA-ANN WAS PLANTED. THIS MATCH IS OVER. MINERVA HOOKS THE LEG!

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Gina Romano: Here are your winners and STILL the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions — Constance Blevins and Minerva…. HEAVENNNNLYYYYYYY HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a win by Heavenly Hell who continue to absolutely dominate the tag team division and tonight was no different.

Stew-O: An unquestionable ending to this match as Heavenly Hell are walking away the winners and also sending a huge message to the rest of the division. Be on notice; these two women continue to be the gold standard.

(Camera transitions to the backstage area where Jenny Cien is seen walking down the hall with her newly won New Breed Championship draped over her shoulder as she’s suddenly approached by Kyra Phillips)

Kyra Phillips: Jenny! Jenny! I wanted to get some words from you following your victory earlier tonight!

Jenny Cien: Well sure, I’ll humor you since I’m in a bit of a good mood but make it quick a sis got things to do.

Kyra Phillips: How does it feel to be able to call yourself a champ did you imagine this happening so sudden?

Jenny Cien: I always imagined the baddie winning gold here in EAW. Let us not forget that the winner of the Divide & Conquer match was going to get a title shot regardless so that’s what I had my sights set on. I didn’t imagine ending the night as the New Breed Champion when I woke up this morning, but I’m not shocked that I walked away on top because I fully intended to do that from the jump. Issa shame what happened to that cumbucket thot Felix ain’t it? We stan Karma she’s truly a bad bitch. All that shit she talked now I’m walking away with the title she held near and dear and she’ll be lucky to walk away with her career in tact, you hate to see it! But I guess there’s always the street corner she can go back to if she’s not ridden to a wheelchair and unable to spread her legs.

Kyra Phillips: Now that you’re New Breed Champ, what can we expect from you?

Jenny Cien: Expect The Baddie to to Baddie things, even more turned up than before. I didn’t come here to EAW, waiting over a decade to finally make it to the big leagues to slow down now. New Breed Stallion? Nah… this the era of the New Breed BADDIE and I promise I ain’t gonna let my people down. Those who ride for me and support me, we going straight to the top. Those praying on my downfall, keep wishing because it’s gonna be a while. The road to stardom starts now.

???: Well look at you…

(The familiar voice stops Jenny in her tracks as she turns around to see Serena Bennett whose appearance solicits a huge pop from the crowd)

Serena Bennett: It’s always good to see another POC out here doing their thing. Especially a hot momma like you who doesn’t look a day under 25!

Jenny Cien: Thanks girl, you’re somebody who showed me it was possible to succeed here coming from where I come from. Your fast rise to stardom was something I could only dream of having for myself.

Serena Bennett: Well it looks like you’re well on your way sis. Keep killing it out there, hopefully the both of us will be draped in gold at the same time soon.

Jenny Cien: Period! I already know you gonna be out there killing it in War Games. Showdown has my heart but I’m rooting for you too. I guess now that I have an interbranded title I can pretty much navigate to whatever brand I want, so this definitely won’t be the last time we’ll link up.

Serena Bennett: You already. Keep killing it, I’ll see you at the top.

(Serena extends her hand for a handshake as Jenny quickly obliges and shakes it. They then exchange nods before Serena starts to walk away but then stops in her tracks.)

Serena Bennett: Oh yeah one more thing Jenny..

Jenny Cien: What’s good?

Serena Bennett: Judging from who had the belt before you.. if I were you I’d baptize that belt in sanitizer.

(Serena walks off leaving Jenny confused before she realizes what she meant and immediately drops the belt in disgust and starts screaming for a GM to make a new replacement belt for her)

(Territorial Invasion fades to the ring, and this time it’s Bella Braxton who stands front and center in the ring.)

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Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall AND IS FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!

“Your love is like bad medicine!
Bad medicine is what I need, WOH HO HO!
Shake it up just like bad medicine!
There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease!”

(The crowd nods their heads and sings along with the 80’s heartthrob as Dr. Bethany Blue struts out from the back, decked out in a white lab coat, a white cap with a red cross and a wide smirk from ear to ear. She descends down the rampway and throws handfuls of Dr. Bethany Blue™ labeled band-aids into the crowd before turning her attention to the ring.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida weighing in at 128 pounds she is… DR. BEEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rich Russillo: I bet this Alabama crowd thinks they’re jamming to Lynard Skynard. They’ll need more than a band-aid to fix their lack of mental acuity. This crowd is a few cans short of a six-pack.

James Peters: Be nice Rich. You can’t deny their passion, even if they fall a few steps short in the brains department.

(A close-up shot of a particularly obese fellow with a Crimson Tide t-shirt sporting a look of a deer in headlights with buffalo sauce on either side of his mouth. He is surrounded by Auburn fans and they are obviously shaming him.)

Rich Russillo: WAIT! IS THAT CHUD–

James Peters: MOVING ON. Dr. Bethany Blue has been a thorn in Terry Chambers side for the past few weeks alongside Nurse Rannanah Goldstein, however this is a MASSIVE opportunity for Dr. Bethany Blue, both literally and figuratively.

Rich Russillo: It’ll be interesting to see her strategy in this one, knowing she is dwarfed by Terry Chambers. She’s gonna need a horse tranquilizer to keep him down.

(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons hits, the fans on cue rise to their feet with an outpouring of adoration for The Barbaric Carnivore. He emerges from the back and eyes the sea of people for a moment but just as quickly redirects his attention to Dr. Bethany Blue. He storms down the ramp with his Interwire Championship resting on his shoulder. He marches up the steps, never taking his eyes off of Dr. Bethany Blue before entering the ring and holding the championship up in her face.)

Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN… WEIGHING IN AT 287 POUNDS… HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!

James Peters: It’s safe to say this man is fearless. In fact, he’s generally the one who strikes fear into most Elitists, but Dr. Bethany Blue has a certain aura about her; a confident swagger.

Rich Russillo: She’s a doctor for Christ’s sake, of course, she’s gotta put on a brave face, but even people with nerves of steel can and will succumb to the wrath of Terry Chambers, it’s been proven time and time again.

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: Here we go, this should be a good one Rich but it looks like Dr. Bethany Blue is beckoning the referee.

(Dr. Bethany Blue): I… I’ve got something in my eye.

(Dr. Bethany Blue reaches into her white lab coat before pulling out some eye drops. She widens her eyes and places the the mini bottle above.)

Rich Russillo: You gotta see if you gotta win but Terry Chambers is having none of it! He pushes past the ref…

James Peters: TJD!!!!!! SUPERKICK!!!!!!!! SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!! BUT TERRY SHAKES HIS HEAD BACK AND FORTH WITH A SLY SMILE ACROSS HIS FACE! THAT BARELY PHASED HIM!

(Terry Chambers off mic): You’re gonna need to do a whole lot more than that hunny.

Rich Russillo: Terry grabs her by the wrist but all he does is manage to pull off her lab coat! Dr. Bethany Blue bounces off of the ropes and connects with a front dropkick that turns Terry around! Chop block to the back of his leg! Terry wavers a bit but is still not down! Dr. Bethany Blue goes to the well one more time! Another chop blo..

James Peters: OH MY GOSH! TERRY JUST PAWED HER DOWN LIKE A BIG OLD BEAR WITH THE BACK OF HIS HAND! SHE FALLS ON HER SIDE. SHE TRIES TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TERRY DRAGS HER BY THE LEG, SHE WILDLY KICKS AT HIS KNEE BUT TO NO AVAIL! HE LIFTS HIS FOOT UP AND STOMPS DOWN HARD ON HER SHIN! SHE ROLLS AROUND, SQUINTING HER EYES. DR BETHANY BLUE IS IN A LOT OF PAIN!

Rich Russillo: That’s what happens when you poke the bear. Or the carnivore in this case. Terry drives a clubbing blow onto the small of Dr. Bethany Blue’s back! He then yanks her up by her sandy blonde hair and throws her on his shoulders! COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR?? YES, THE T-5!!!!! THIS ONE’S OVER.

James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE IS FIGHTING IT THOUGH! SHE STABS TERRY IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE POINT OF HER ELBOW AND DROPS DOWN BEHIND THE 6’7” BEHEMOTH! SHE DROPS DOWN AND DRIVES HER SHOULDER INTO THE LEG OF TERRY! ANOTHER CHOP BLOCK! AND ANOTHER! IT’S LIKE SAWING DOWN A DAMN REDWOOD! HE FINALLY YIELDS AND DROPS TO A KNEE! DR. BETHANY BLUE THEN PLANTS HIM WITH A SUBSEQUENT BULLDOG! NOW IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE’S TURN TO STOMP ON TERRY’S LEG! THE SAME ONE SHE’S BEEN WORKING ON!

Rich Russillo: This is an excellent strategy from the Doctor if he can’t stand, then he can’t hit that T-5. She hooks his massive tree-limb like leg with her arm before dropping down with a vicious DDT on his ankle! Terry grimaces in response! LOOK AT THIS! DR. BETHANY BLUE CEASES TERRY’S ANKLE, SHE TWISTS AS HARD AS SHE CAN! ANKLE LOCK FIRMLY APPLIED!!!!!!

James Peters: TERRY ROLLS THROUGH! SHE’S SENT INTO THE CORNER AS A RESULT! TERRY TRIES TO STAND BUT BACK COMES DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE FRONT OF HIS KNEE NOW!!!!!! JESUS! SHE’S RELENTLESS! HE TWISTS AROUND AND DOWN.

Dr. Bethany Blue: What’s that Mr. Chambers? You’re experiencing discomfort in your talus? I have just the remedy for that!

STOMP.

Dr. Bethany Blue: No? How about your Tibia?

STOMP.

Dr. Bethany Blue: Hm, stubborn are we? It must be the fibula!

ANOTHER STOMP.

Rich Russillo: Does this woman have no mercy? She’s toying with Terry. That sounds like a porn—

James Peters: ONE STOMP TOO MANY! TERRY JUST CAUGHT HER FOOT! HE SITS UP WITH FURY IN HIS EYES AND WHIPS HER TO HIS SIDE VIA A DRAGON SCREW! OH JEEZ! THAT LOOKED BAD! DR. BETHANY BLUE CLUTCHES HER KNEE. TERRY SIZES UP DR. BETHANY BLUE, HE BARRELS TOWARDS HER! OH MY! HE JUST SQUISHED THE DOCTOR WITH A RUNNING SENTON! HE COULD HAVE CRACKED HER RIBS!

Rich Russillo: HE QUICKLY HOOKS HER LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

James Peters: SHE KICKS OUT BUT THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE! TERRY PULLS HER UP GINGERLY, HIS KNEE IS STILL BOTHERING HIM. JAWBREAKER! TERRY STUMBLES BACKWARDS, DR. BETHANY BLUE TAGS TERRY WITH A FEW FOREARM SHOTS AND FOLLOWS THIS WITH A EUROPEAN STYLE UPPERCUT! NOW SHE PLANTS A FEW STIFF STINGING SHOOT KICKS TO THE KNEE. TERRY USES THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF VERTICAL.

Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE CHARGES TOWARDS THE BIG MAN! OH NO!!!!!!! TERRY HURLS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SHE LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! DID YOU HEAR THAT JAMES?!

James Peters: I think everybody in this arena heard it. She’s not in a good way that’s for sure. Terry steps through the ropes and pulls Dr. Bethany Blue up by the hair but she sidesteps him and slams his face into the steel steps! That just seemed to piss Terry off, he quickly buries his good knee into her midsection. She keels over and Terry applies a front facelock! What does he have in min– OH WHAT THE HELL?! SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE EDGE OF THE STEEL STEPS, HER SPINE BENDING ACROSS THE STEPS LIKE A SLINKY! SHE’S CURLED UP INTO A BALL! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS IN DEEP TROUBLE!

Rich Russillo: THAT’S NO WAY TO TREAT A DOCTOR! TERRY TOSSES HER BACK INTO THE RING AND SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………

James Peters: HOW DID SHE KICKOUT?! PLEASE TELL ME! THAT SUPLEX WAS POSITIVELY BRUTAL! EVEN TERRY IS PERPLEXED! TERRY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! RUNNING ELBOW DROP!

Rich Russillo: MISSES ITS MARK! DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY JUST AS TERRY’S ELBOW WAS ABOUT TO LAND ON HER CHEST! SHE DROPS A LEG ONTO THE WINDPIPE OF TERRY CHAMBERS, HER HAND RESTS ON THE SMALL OF HER BACK WHERE SHE LANDED ON THE OUTSIDE! SHE PULLS TERRY UP TO HIS KNEES! BOOT TO THE SKULL KNOCKS HIM BACK FOR A MOMENT BUT HE’S EGGING THE DOCTOR TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER!!! WHAT IS SHE DOING?

(Dr. Bethany Blue puts her gloved hand against Terry’s forehead.)

(Dr. Bethany Blue clicking her tongue): You’re very warm Mr. Chambers. Here, take this.

James Peters: SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM HARD ACROSS THE FACE!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! TERRY’S LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC!!! SHE TRIES TO SLAP HIM AGAIN BUT HE PICKS HER UP AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST AFTER SHOULDER THRUST! HE’S KNOCKING THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF THE CHALLENGER! HE PULLS HER IN, EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! A DEVASTATING MANEUVER! HOWEVER, HE SEEMED TO TWEAK HIS ANKLE! HE REACHES DOWN AND FAVORS HIS LEG! THIS COULD BE BAD NEWS FOR TERRY! HE’S BEEN WALKING WITH A NOTICEABLE LIMP EVER SINCE DR. BETHANY BLUE STOMPED ON HIS ANKLE!

Rich Russillo: She’s regaining her composure too, she uses the ropes to pull herself up and darts towards Terry Chambers. BIG BOOT FROM THE BIG MAN!

James Peters: THE DOCTOR ROLLS UNDER HIS OUTSTRETCHED BOOT AND BEHIND TERRY. HE TURNS AROUND! TJD! ANOTHER SUPE–

Rich Russillo: CAUGHT! DR. BETHANY BLUE HOPS ON ONE FOOT LOOKING AROUND BEFORE SNAPPING OFF A BEAUTIFUL ENZIGURI, THAT DROPS TERRY TO A KNEE! SHE HOOKS HIS HEAD! BOOM! DDT! TERRY MIGHT BE OUT HERE AS HE’S FLAT ON HIS STOMACH! DR. BETHANY BLUE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE ARM OF TERRY CHAMBERS! THE DISLOCATION! IT’S FIRMLY APPLIED! SHE’S HOOKING HIS ARM AND PULLING IT BACK INTO HIS BODY! THAT LOOKS SO PAINFUL! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO EITHER!

James Peters: TERRY IS IN A VULNERABLE STATE, HE’S EYEING THOSE ROPES BUT THEY SEEM LIKE MILES AWAY! DR. BETHANY BLUE YANKS BACK AS HARD AS SHE CAN! TERRY BITES HIS LIP AND SURGES FORWARD. THE ONE THING HE DOES HAVE ON HIS SIDE IS HIS LENGTH AT 6’7”!

(Dr. Bethany Blue): It would be in your best interest to tap Terry! The Interwire Championship is MINE. Ask him ref!

Referee: What do you say Terry?

Terry Chambers: UGHADFJF!!!!

Rich Russillo: I THINK THAT MEANS NO! HE’S INCHING CLOSER TO THE ROPES THOUGH! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS TENACIOUS; SHE’S GOING TO PULL HIS ARM RIGHT OUT OF ITS SOCKET!

James Peters: BUT HE SWINGS HIS MASSIVE LEFT LEG OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE! SHE’S GOTTA BREAK THE HOLD! THE CROWD LETS OUT A MASSIVE CHEER!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Rich Russillo: She finally releases the hold but Terry is favoring that arm now. He’s already got a bad ankle and knee for that matter!

James Peters: No doubt. Terry manages to stand but Dr. Bethany Blue is on the attack with stiff forearm shots, back comes Terry with a lightning quick snap jab, make that two, and a third! He backs the Doctor up and lights her up with a knife-edge chop that sends her into the corner! He marches after her but she spin kicks the bad leg! She hops up onto the second rope and flies forwards! CROSSBODY!

Rich Russillo: UH OH! TERRY CAUGHT HER IN MID-AIR!

James Peters: BUT SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A TORNADO DDT! A BEAUTIFUL MANEUVER! SHE QUICKLY COVERS, HOOKING THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rich Russillo: THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE POWERS OUT! DR. BETHANY BLUE REACHES HER FEET AND HOOKS THE LEGS OF TERRY! SHE’S TRYING TO TURN HIS MASSIVE FRAME OVER! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! SHE COULD BE GOING FOR THAT ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB BUT TERRY TWISTS HER AROUND AND DOWN WITH RELATIVE EASE! HE ROLLS BACK AND UP TO HIS FEET! DR. BETHANY BLUE REACHES HER FEET AS WELL! TERRY BULLS TOWARDS DR. BETHANY BLUE, IGNORING THE AGONY SURGING THROUGH HIS LEG!

James Peters: BUT HE JUST MET THE RING POST FULL ON!

Rich Russillo: THAT HAD TO HURT! HE RECOILS BACKWARDS AND TURNS AROUND! THE REMMMMMMMMEDDDDDDY! JUMPING CUTTER BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!

James Peters: NO NO! TERRY’S GOT HER! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!! COQUINA CLUTCH!!!!!! HE’S RAG DOLLING HER! HE DROPS DOWN AND VINES HIS LEGS AROUND HER!!!

Rich Russillo: BUT THEY’RE TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES! DR. BETHANY BLUE SLIPS OUT OF HIS GRASP AND TO THE OUTSIDE! TERRY POPS UP AND GAINS A HEAD OF STEAM! LOOK OUT!!!!! SUICIDE DIVE SENDS THE DOCTOR INTO THE FIRST ROW!!!! HEY WAIT A SECOND! LOOK WHO’S MAKING HER WAY DOWN THE RAMP! IT’S PATCHY!

James Peters: You mean none other than Nurse Goldstein. She’s carrying a notebook.

Rich Russillo: I don’t know if she’s studying this match but she’s got a real eye for detail.

James Peters: Oh come on Rich. You’re better than that! Meanwhile at ringside Terry hauls Dr. Bethany Blue over the barricade! She lands hard on the mat! The ref is giving them some leeway with the count. Terry rolls Dr. Bethany Blue back inside of the ring. I think he just noticed Nurse Goldstein.

Terry Chambers (to Nurse Goldstein): Keep your distance lest you want another patch for your good eye.

Rich Russillo: He’s not mincing words as he makes his way into the ring but just as he does that Dr. Bethany Blue tags him with a running knee lift! He jolts straight up and paws Dr. Bethany Blue across the face, she stumbles backward! Terry rotates 360 degrees and nearly decapitates The Doctor with a discus clothesline but she ducks under the outstretched arm! Dr. Bethany Blue sticks a boot into his gut… THE REMEDY!

James Peters: BUT TERRY PUSHES HER OFF! SHE TURNS BACK AROUND! SPINEBUSTER ON ONE LEG!!!!! HE JUST CRUSHED HER! TERRY QUICKLY HOOKS HER LEGS!! HE’S GONNA RETAIN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: IT’S OVE–

James Peters: NO IT ISN’T! SHE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! YOU’D THINK DAMN NEAR THREE HUNDRED POUNDS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO FLATTEN HER LIKE A PANCAKE BUT SHE’S RESILIENT, I’LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH! TERRY SLAMS THE MAT WITH FRUSTRATION!

Rich Russillo: If both of his legs were functional he could have driven Dr. Bethany Blue down with more force but it is what it is. I think Terry is irritated with his leg more so than the fact that she kicked out. Terry scoops the Doctor up on his shoulders and throws her like a dart onto the top turnbuckle! Snake eyes! He bounces off the ropes! BIG BOOT WITH HIS GOOD LEG!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany blue backflips onto her stomach meanwhile Terry is again, favouring his bad leg. It’s evident that he can’t reach his top speed. The referee tends to Terry, but he refuses help! HEY LOOK! NURSE GOLDSTEIN IS HANDING SOMETHING TO DR. BETHANY BLUE THROUGH THE ROPES! TURN AROUND REF! NOW DR. GOLDSTEIN IS UP ON THE APRON DISTRACTING THE REFEREE!

Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS GOT A SYRINGE! NO! GOD NO! SHE JUST STABBED TERRY IN THE SHOULDER WITH IT! TERRY GRUNTS AND DROPS TO A KNEE! SHE JUST FUCKING DRUGGED HIM!!!!!!!!! HE CRUMBLES HELPLESSLY TO THE MAT! DR. BETHANY BLUE TOSSES THE SYRINGE INTO THE CROWD WHILE NURSE GOLDSTEIN HOPS DOWN FROM THE APRON!

James Peters: THIS IS SICKENING! LOOK AT THE SHIT-EATING GRIN ON DR. BETHANY BLUE’S FACE! HOW CAN SHE BE SO PROUD OF HERSELF?!

Crowd: BULLLLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT! BULLLLLLLLSHIT!

Rich Russillo: NOW SHE’S MOCKING TERRY! SHE’S HOLDING HIS UNCONSCIOUS HEAD UP! SHE PULLS OUT A TONGUE DEPRESSOR AND YANKS TERRY’S MOUTH OPEN. SHE PLACES THE DEPRESSOR ON HIS TONGUE AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO NURSE GOLDSTEIN!

Dr. Bethany Blue (to Nurse Goldstein): Check his vitals!

(Nurse Goldstein pulls out a mini flashlight and checks his throat, as well as his nostrils, while Dr. Bethany Blue pulls his eyelids open. Nurse Goldstein then inspects his pupils.)

James Peters: IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? HE’S UNCONSCIOUS! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW REPREHENSIBLE DR. BETHANY BLUE IS! IT’S ONE THING TO BLATANTLY CHEAT, IT’S ANOTHER TO HUMILIATE THE MAN!

Dr. Bethany Blue: Looks like everything checks out Mr. Chambers! All though I will need to take your blood pressure and your overall BMI obviously needs work but you’re fixable. Now after I take your Interwire Championship, come back to my office for a thorough inspection!

Rich Russillo: SHE DRAGS HIS LIMP CARCASS TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HOOKS HIS LEG WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE! THIS IS A LOAD OF SHIT!

James Peters: THIS IS ROBBERY!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Rich Russillo: HE’S ALIVE!!!!!!!! HE JUST KICKED OUT!!!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING BONKERS!!!!!! I AM TOO! HE SITS UP AND IF LOOKS COULD KILL.. DR. BETHANY BLUE WOULD BE DEAD AS A DOORNAIL!

Crowd: TERRY’S GONNA KILL YOU! TERRY’S GONNA KILL YOU! TERRY’S GONNA KILL YOU!

James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SEEN A GHOST! TERRY REACHES HIS FEET, SHE SLAPS HIM HARD ACROSS THE FACE! NO! TERRY BLOCKS IT! HE CLOBBERS HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! SHE GOES DOWN! TERRY IS GONNA MAUL HER! HE YANKS HER BACK UP AND HOISTS HER LEGS ON HIS SHOULDERS! INCOMING!!!!! SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S IT!!!!!

Rich Russillo: AGAIN PATCHY IS ON THE APRON! TERRY WALKS FORCEFULLY TOWARDS HER! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! HE JUST USED HER OWN PATCH LIKE A SLING SHOT AGAINST HER FACE!!! SHE GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON! TERRY TURNS AROUND! THE REMMMMMMMMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY CUTTER CONNECTS!!!!!! DOWN GOES THE BEAST!! SHE HOOKS HIS LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: NEW CHAMPION!!!

(NOT! SO! FAST!)

Rich Russillo: TERRY POWERS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! SHE ABSOLUTELY CLEANED HIS CLOCK WITH THAT MODIFIED CUTTER! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS AT A LOSS FOR WORDS! SHE LOOKS UP AT THE LIGHTS AND SHAKES HER HEAD! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO PUT THIS BARBARIAN AWAY?!

James Peters: TERRY REACHES HIS FEET AS DR. BETHANY BLUE LIES IN WAIT! SAY AH!!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!!!! SHE STICKS HER FINGERS DOWN HIS GULLET! NO! IT’S COUNTERED! TERRY FLATTENS HER WITH A SAMOAN DROP!!!!! THEY’RE BOTH DOWN! IF ANYTHING TO CATCH THEIR BREATH!!

Rich Russillo: I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER THEY CAN GO! TERRY REACHES HIS FEET FIRST! HE NARROWS IN ON THE DOCTOR BUT SHE STICKS AN ELBOW INTO THE CHEST OF TERRY! SHE REARS BACK! CODDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE BLUEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THE HEART PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: TERRY CATCHES HER WRIST AND HOISTS HER ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: THERE’S NURSE GOLDSTEIN AGAIN UP ON THE APRON, AGAIN! SHE STRETCHES OUT A MEDICAL GLOVE!

Nurse Goldstein: Are you ready for your probing Mr. Chambers ?

James Peters: UM.

Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE SLIPS OFF HIS SHOULDERS! LOW BLOW!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!! THE REFEREE IS DISTRACTED BY NURSE GOLDSTEIN!!!

James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE’S EYES GO WIDE WHILE TERRY CRUMBLES IN A HEAP!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!! SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MANDIBLE CLAW!!!! TERRY IS KICKING HIS LEGS HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT WITH ALL HE’S GOT… BUT.. HE’S FADING.. HIS EYES GLAZE OVER! HE’S OUT! HE’S OUT! WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi replays. Dr. Bethany Blue collapses to her knees, covering her mouth in sheer euphoria as the referee hands her the Interwire Championship. Nurse Goldstein rushes into the ring and they immediately rejoice. The crowd boos heavily. Dr. Bethany Blue holds the Interwire Championship in front of her, mesmerized by the gold in her hands.)

Bella Braxton: YOUR WINNER……. AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNNN DR. BEEEEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHHHHHHHHANNNNNNNNNNNY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: How can she be so proud of herself? She and her partner in crime totally screwed Terry tonight.

Rich Russillo: I’m right there with you but she was determined to win the Interwire Championship by hook or by crook. I don’t think she cares, look at the joy on her face.

James Peters: Congratulations I guess. Poor Terry.

(Dr. Bethany Blue slides out of the ring and together walks up the ramp with Nurse Goldstein. The shock of the moment and the championship in her hands has the good doctor shook.)

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is going to kill this woman…

James Peters: :lupe: We’re already being watched by the board. I’m not sure Voltage can handle an actual murder…

(Inside the ring, Terry is alert and the look on his face says it all. The man knows he was robbed, and he’s watching a replay of the ending on Auburn’s massive video tron. A look of pure rage crosses his face and Terry takes a deep breath.)

James Peters: Oh yeah, he’s going to kill her.

Rich Russillo: We’re going to get canceled.

(Dr. Bethany Blue and Nurse Goldstein stop on the top of the stage, and turn to face Terry. Dr. Blue and Terry, the rivalry Voltage never knew it needed, lock eyes and there’s no love lost between the two. Dr. Blue shrugs her shoulders and hands the championship to Nurse Goldstein, who wraps it around the doctor’s waist. Terry is fuming and Territorial Invasion fades to a commercial break.)

(Commercial for the 2019 Iron Bowl. The fiercest rivalry in all of college sports is set to add another chapter to the nearly 120-year old story as the super inferior Alabama Crimson Tide take on the amazing, wonderful, and incredible Auburn Tigers, live from Jordan-Hare Stadium on November 30th! War Eagle!)

(Territorial Invasion returns once again, and this time Dynasty’s own Stephie Love is standing by.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: And it is for… THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Can I Live” by Jay-Z plays as the lights flash quickly across the arena. Impact then starts to rise from the stage as he raises his EAW Championship high, his back turned to the crowd. He then turns around as the smoke clears. He looks straight to the ring then to his EAW World Heavyweight Championship with a smirk before slowly walking to the ring taking in every step he takes)

Stew-O: Impact has graced this ring multiple times as EAW World Heavyweight Champion but possibly this might be his biggest challenge in his current reign yet.

Flannery McCoy: Despite what has been said his opponent tonight, Drake King is not something to ignore. But Impact is known to overcome obstacles and dominate the current regime of Elitist coming into this match, never count Impact out for a moment.

Jake Mercer: I have to ask, how old is this dude? 112!?!?!

Stew-O: I thought you were the dude that knew everything?!?!

Jake Mercer: I never said that…

Flannery McCoy: :skip:

(Impact goes on the apron and raises his EAW World Heavyweight Championship in the air he then yells at the crowd members in the front row. He then enters the ring and goes to the center of the ring. He looks around at the sea of crowd as he put his championship on his shoulder and struts to his corner with a cocky look as “Can I Live” fades out)

(“King Of Kings” by Motorhead then plays to mixed reactions from the crowd. Drake King comes out from backstage with a king’s crown on his head. He raises his arms up quickly and seemingly on cue a trail of fire burst out from each side of the ramp (potentially causing a fire hazard :lupe). Drake then points to the ring before walking to it with intense determination as the flames burn high and bright)

Stew-O: Everything Drake King has worked for, has built up to this point so far. He made it known that he’s taking out everyone in his way no matter who it is, he made it known to Impact, he made it known to the locker room.

Flannery McCoy: Drake is determined to beat Impact I just know it. Hes been training intensively and all his hard work I believe will pay off here.

Jake Mercer: The only thing I like about him is his hair. The only thing he’s got going for him is a L’oreal deal!

Stew-O: :usure:

Jake Mercer: Yes very sure… very sure….

(Drake enters the ring and goes to the top rope raising his king’s crown in the air as the crowd cheers for him. He takes a look at the direction where Impact is as he jumps off the turnbuckle and warms up by taking a circle around the ring as Impact comes in with a face of disdain. The lights dim as the spotlights shine on the competitors and Stephie Love who speaks)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger, residing in Charlotte North Carolina, weighing in at 220 pounds… THE KING, DRAKE…KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Drake King looks around as fire emits from the ramp again. He raises his hands in the air staring a hole into Impact slowly walking forward a bit)

Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Seattle Washington, weighing in at 240 pounds… He is the EAW, World, Heavyweight, CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Impact raises his title in the air as he quickly starts to walk over to Drake in his corner before the Ref pushes him back. They both start to trash talk each other from the opposite corner as the Ref takes the title, shows it to Drake who tries to fit his king’s crown on the title, then holds the title up in the air before signaling for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as this highly anticipated match is underway. Both men slowly starting to feel the grounds in this match as the intensity is through the roof! Drake and Impact locking- IMPACT PUSHING DRAKE AWAY! Drake falling into the corner. He gives a nod as he starts to circle again.

Flannery McCoy: Impact wants to get straight to the point but they’re starting to locking up again Drake wasting no time getting in control moving behind Impact and going for a waist lock! Impact quickly turning himself around and escaping the hold and grabbing the arm of Drake! ARM DRAG BY IMPACT SENDING DRAKE DOWN AGAIN!!!

Jake Mercer: The King should know Impact isn’t playing games as Drake is trying to lock up again! BUT IMPACT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF DRAKE SENDING HIM TO A KNEE! Impact grabbing Drake! IMPACT WITH A SMOOTH SUPLEX AS DRAKE INSTANTLY SITS UP IN PAIN!!!

Stew-O: Impact quickly going to the ground and locking in a headlock before Drake can do anything trying to keep him on the ground as long as possible. Drake slowly starting to get up as Impact is trying his all to drop his weight! DRAKE PUSHING IMPACT AGAINST THE ROPES! Drake forcing the break as Impact quickly shoves him back! The tension in the air right now is intense!

Flannery McCoy: Drake walking up to Impact! BUT IMPACT KNEEING DRAKE IN THE GUT! Impact grabbing Drake by the head again BUT DRAKE SLIPPING OUT OF THE HOLD! KNIFE EDGE CHOP STUNNING IMPACT! IMPACT GOING FOR A KNIFE EDGE CHOP- DRAKE BLOCKING IT AND GOING UNDER AS IMPACT SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! DROP TOE HOLD BY DRAKE KING!!!

Jake Mercer: Drake trying to lock a submission hold in on the 9x World Champion but Impact quickly crawls himself out of it and onto his feet! IMPACT GOING FOR A DROPKICK- DRAKE ROLLING BACK! DRAKE CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK OF HIS OWN!!!

Stew-O: Impact in shock as he pulls himself up using the ropes. Drake taking a run at Impact going for a clothesline- BUT IMPACT SENDING DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON! Drake realizing where he is BUT IMPACT IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO DRAKE SENDING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Drake is up but IMPACT IS ON THE TOP ROPE! MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE GROUNDING BOTH OF THEM!!! Drake doesn’t know where he is as Impact is rolling him back into the ring! PIN ATTEMPT BY IMPACT!!!

OOONNNEEE-

Jake Mercer: DRAKE KING KICKS OUT!!! Impact shaking his head as he gets up and circles around Drake. Impact with multiple stomps grounding Drake- DRAKE GRABBING THE FOOT OF IMPACT TRYING TO BRING HIM DOWN! BUT IMPACT PULLING HIS FOOT BACK AND ATTACKING DRAKE! IMPACT WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE HEAD OF DRAKE! BUT DRAKE RETALIATING WITH PUNCHES BACK TO IMPACT!!! THIS IS AN INTENSE BACK AND FORTH ON THE GROUND AS BOTH MEN DON’T SEEM TO GIVE IN!

Stew-O: Impact finally pushing himself away from Drake as he runs to the ropes! FLIGHT SIGHTS- NO DRAKE GETTING HIS KNEES UP AVOIDING THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! DRAKE ROLLING HIMSELF AND IMPACT! CROSSFACE! DRAKE KING LOCKING IN A CROSSFACE!!!

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT SCREAMING IN PAIN CRAWLING TO THE ROPES AS DRAKE KING LOOKS DEADSET ON WINNING! IMPACT THOUGH STARTING TO REEL BACK AND HIT DRAKE WITH BIG ELBOWS WEAKENING THE HOLD! IMPACT FINALLY FORCING DRAKE TO LET GO AS HE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AND PUNCHES DRAKE IN THE FACE!!!

Jake Mercer: This is more intense than their Carolina Wrestling Coalition Super G1 Tournament semi finals match in 1998!

Stew-O: Again Drake King was 5 years old…

Jake Mercer: Anything is possible! I told you he’s a child prodigy!!!

Stew-O: :oh: Drake falling against the ropes but he’s wasting no time running at Impact again! IMPACT WITH A FOREARM SENDING DRAKE BACK! DRAKE GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK- NO IMPACT STEPS BACK! IMPACT GOING FOR A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI- NO DRAKE PUSHING IMPACT’S LEGS FORCING IMPACT TO TUMBLE TO THE GROUND! IMPACT FALLING INTO A SITTING POSITION AS DRAKE GOES FOR A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! IMPACT ROLLING QUICKLY AS DRAKE KEEPS TRYING TO STOMP ON IMPACT! IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: Drake reaching through the middle rope trying to grab Impact- IMPACT THREATENING DRAKE WITH A CHAIR!!! IMPACT COULD GET DISQUALIFIED! Drake taking a step back and rolling out the opposite side of the ring as Impact rolls in the ring. He’s putting the chair down what is he doing! Impact sitting on the chair taunting Drake! What is Drake doing? HE’S SEARCHING UNDER THE RING!

Jake Mercer: Drake never said he cheats, let’s see what he has in mind here. I hope it’s the branding iron- what the…

Stew-O: DRAKE TAKING OUT A SHARPIE!!! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD AS DRAKE IS ROLLING INTO THE RING!!!

Drake King (Off-Mic): YOU WANNA GO?!?!

Impact (Off-Mic): BITCH THAT’S A SHARPIE I HAVE A CHAIR!

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT PUSHING HIMSELF OFF THE CHAIR AND GOING TO ATTACK DRAKE! DRAKE PULLING DOWN THE ROPES SENDING IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE! DRAKE PUSHING EVERYTHING AWAY AS HE YELLS AT IMPACT TO BRING IT! Impact looking in anger and shock as he rolls into the ring and goes straight for Drake! WHAT IS IMPACT DOING! EVISCERATION-

Jake Mercer: NO! THE STRENGTH OF DRAKE KING AS HE HOLDS IMPACT IN MID AIR AVOIDING THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER!!! DRAKE SETTING IMPACT UP AS HE PUTS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! BUCKLE BOMB!!! IMPACT’S BACK BOUNCES OFF THE CORNER AS DRAKE PUSHES HIM DOWN! PIN ATTEMPT BY DRAKE!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWO-

Stew-O: KICK OUT! Drake looking in frustration as he gets up to his feet. What is Drake doing here as he jumps up to the top rope! DRAKE GOING FOR A PHOENIX SPLASH- NO IMPACT WITH A FOREARM BEFORE DRAKE CAN LIFT OFF! Drake is stunned on the top rope as Impact is meeting him up there! IMPACT RAINING PUNCHES DOWN ON THE HEAD OF DRAKE KING!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT DRAKE IS FIGHTING BACK WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! IMPACT IS STUNNED AS DRAKE SLIDES UNDER HIM! IMPACT QUICKLY TURNING AROUND ON THE TOP ROPE BUT DRAKE HITTING HIM WITH A STIFF FOREARM BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

Jake Mercer: Drake taking opportunity as he jumps up to the top rope and grabs Impact by the head! HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! SUPERPLEX CONNECTS!!! DRAKE ISN’T DONE AS HE ROLLS THROUGH! FALCON ARROW TO IMPACT!!! KING’S WASTELAND CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS OUT! Drake is down as well as he’s crawling over to Impact! PIN ATTEMPT BY DRAKE! THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHR-

Stew-O: IMPACT KICKS OUT!!! IMPACT HAS KICKED OUT OF ALL THE BIG MOVES DRAKE HAS ATTEMPTED TONIGHT! Drake has had enough as he brings himself up to his feet as Impact is crawling! DRAKE KING GOING FOR THE STOMP- IMPACT ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY! IMPACT BEHIND DRAKE! ROLL-UP!!!

OOONNNE-

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT NOT WAITING FOR DRAKE TO KICK OUT! HE’S ROLLING OVER AND GRABBING DRAKE’S LEGS! HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT! BUT DRAKE QUICKLY ROLLING HIMSELF TO HIS BACK! DRAKE KICKING IMPACT RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Jake Mercer: Drake trying to recuperate on the ground but IMPACT ISN’T STOPPING FOR A MOMENT! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! FLIGHT SIGHTS CONNECTS AS DRAKE CLUTCHES AT HIS GUT! IMPACT ROLLING DRAKE KING TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! PIN ATTEMPT BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHR-

Stew-O: KICK OUT BY DRAKE KING!!! Drake is just so persistent as Impact slams the mat! Impact looking to go for another Flight Sights as he runs to the ropes! SPRINGBOARD DROPKI- DRAKE BARELY PUSHING IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE BEFORE IMPACT CAN GO FOR FLIGHT SIGHTS!!!

Flannery McCoy: Impact barely hanging from the ropes as Drake runs to the ropes! DRAKE KNEEING IMPACT IN THE BACK FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF THE ROPES! Drake rolling out of the ring looking to roll Impact back into the ring- IMPACT IN CONTROL GRABBING DRAKE BY THE HAIR! IMPACT SLAMMING DRAKE’S HEAD DOWN ON THE APRON!!!

Jake Mercer: DRAKE RETALIATING BACK SLAMMING IMPACT’S HEAD DOWN ON THE APRON AS WELL! DRAKE QUICKLY ROLLING INTO THE RING AND RUNNING AT IMPACT! BASEBALL SLIDE- NO! IMPACT GRABS DRAKE BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM OUT TO RINGSIDE! BUT DRAKE HE GRABS IMPACT! DRAKE RAMMING IMPACT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Drake grabbing Impact by the arms and irish whipping him into the ring. Drake rolling into the ring after a moment. WAIT! IMPACT! FIST OF FURY- NO DRAKE BLOCKING THE RIGHT HOOK PUSHING IT AWAY! BUT IMPACT! HEADBUTT TO THE HEAD OF DRAKE SENDING HIM DOWN!!!

Stew-O: Drake crawling to the corner as Impact is waiting for the right moment! IMPACT WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD OF A SEATED DRAKE KING! IMPACT BRINGING DRAKE UP AND SHOVING HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! ENZIGURI- NO DRAKE DROPS DOWN AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING NOBODY HOME FOR IMPACT!

Flannery McCoy: Drake grabbing Impact quickly! DRAKE THROWING IMPACT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Impact is frozen in pain in the corner as Drake finally pulls him out and up! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX BY DRAKE KING!!! Impact sitting up as Drake! DRAKE WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE BACK OF IMPACT! Impact still wasting no time getting up! Drake grabbing Impact as he’s getting up- IMPACT SLAMMING DRAKE BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER! Drake is stunned AS IMPACT NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM TURNING HIM AROUND!

Jake Mercer: COBRA CLUTCH! IMPACT QUICKLY LOCKING IN THE MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION!!! IMPACT IS WRENCHING AT DRAKE RIGHT NOW AS DRAKE IS HELPLESS! DRAKE’S CHANCES IN THIS MATCH IS SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY AS HE’S FADING OFF! DRAKE LOOKS LIKE HE’S OUT AS THE REF CHECKS ON HIM! Hes raising a arm…

ONE!

Stew-O: Drake’s hand falls limp I don’t think he can make it!

TWO!

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE’S HAND FALLS LIMP AGAIN! THIS MIGHT BE IT! IMPACT MIGHT’VE PULLED OFF THE WIN RIGHT HERE THE REF RAISES HIS HAND ONE MORE TIME!

THR-

Jake Mercer: DRAKE TURNS HIS HAND INTO A FIST! IMPACT IS IN SHOCK AS DRAKE IS BACKING IMPACT UP! DRAKE SLAMMING IMPACT IN THE CORNER!!! THE HOLD LOOSENS! DRAKE FINALLY MANAGING TO PUSH AWAY FROM IMPACT! DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK! IMPACT TURNING AROUND AS DRAKE GRABS HIM ONCE MORE! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! IMPACT IS STILL UP BUT DRAKE ISN’T DONE! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!! IMPACT IS OUT AS DRAKE LEAPS INTO A PIN ATTEMPT! THIS MIGHT BE OVER!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHR-

Stew-O: IMPACT KICKS OUT! Drake grabbing at his hair as he gets to his feet. Impact is slowly crawling up as well as Drake rebounds slowly off the ropes! BASEBALL SLIDE TO IMPACT! Drake going at a slow methodical pace now trying to catch a breath in this match at the moment.

Flannery McCoy: Drake slowly bringing Impact up to his feet again- BUT IMPACT FIGHTING BACK PUNCHING DRAKE! IMPACT WITH REPEATED PUNCHES TO DRAKE STUNNING HIM AND BACKING HIM UP! Drake finally retreating into the corner as Impact moves back! CLOTHESLINE TO DRAKE BY IMPACT! Drake falling out of the corner but Impact is pushing him back in! KNIFE EDGE CHOP!

Jake Mercer: THE SOUND REVERBERATES AROUND THE ARENA AS DRAKE GRABS HIS CHEST AND FALLS TO A KNEE! Impact running past Drake and to the ropes and back! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES BY IMPACT SENDING DRAKE BACK DOWN!!! Impact dragging Drake up again! RUNNING BULLDOG- NO DRAKE LIFTING IMPACT IN THE AIR BEFORE IMPACT CAN HIT IT! BACK SUPLEX BY DRAKE!!! Drake quickly bringing Impact up to his feet and spinning him around! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE- NO! IMPACT DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS THE ROPES! CLOTHESLINE- NO DRAKE DUCKS UNDER! SUPERKICK BY DRAKE KING SENDING IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!

Stew-O: Impact clutching at his head as Drake grabs him! DRAKE THROWING IMPACT INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE RUNNING- IMPACT USING THE ROPES TO KICK DRAKE IN THE FACE! BUT DRAKE ISN’T GIVING IN! KNEE TO THE GUT OF IMPACT! Drake throwing Impact out of the corner as he breaks into a run! SICK KICK- NO IMPACT DODGES THE GUILLOTINE! IMPACT TRYING TO GO FOR MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION BUT DRAKE IS REFUSING! DRAKE TURNING AROUND! ENZIGURI PUSHING IMPACT BACK! DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK! IMPACT IS STUNNED AS DRAKE GRABS HIM! ROLLING CUTTER!!! HEIR TO THE THRONE CONNECTS AS DRAKE FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRE-

Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY IMPACT! Drake is in shock as he backs away from Impact slowly! Drake grabbing the middle turnbuckle and pulling himself up! Drake pulling Impact up by his arm trying to take a breath. Drake going for a irish whip- IMPACT WITH A FOREARM TO THE HEAD OF DRAKE KING SENDING HIM BACK! Impact reeling back! RIGHT HOOK- NO DRAKE DUCKS UNDER! DRAKE RETALIATING WITH A RIGHT HOOK OF HIS OWN!!! Impact falling flat to the ground as Drake grabs his leg! DRAKE WITH A LEG DDT TO IMPACT!

Jake Mercer: Impact clutching at his leg but he’s already slowly starting to get up to Drake’s surprise. IMPACT WITH A HEADBUTT CATCHING DRAKE BY SURPRISE! Impact nailing punch after punch on Drake who is helpless in this onslaught! DRAKE GOING FOR A JUMPING KNEE! BUT IMPACT MOVING OUT OF THE WAY QUICKLY! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY IMPACT SENDING DRAKE TO THE GROUND! Impact taking opportunity as he grabs Drake and lands more clubbing blows on his head! Drake is trying his best to fight back but Impact is relentless in his attack!

Stew-O: Finally the Ref breaking up Impact and Drake as Impact moves back with a smirk. Drake barely getting up with the help of the Ref but IMPACT ISN’T WAITING! EVISCERATION- NO DRAKE PUSHING IMPACT BACK AGAIN! DRAKE RUNNING AT IMPACT! SLINGBLADE BY DRAKE! DRAKE KIPPING UP AND GOING TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE MANAGES TO STEADY HIMSELF ON THERE! FROG SPLASH BY DRAKE KING! Drake going back up to the top rope as opportunity is seen in his eyes! PHOENIX SPLASH- NO IMPACT GETTING THE KNEES UP! IMPACT ROLLING THROUGH! VICTORY ROLL PIN!!!

OOONNEEE!!!

TTTWWWO-

Flannery McCoy: QUICK KICK OUT BY DRAKE AS BOTH MEN QUICKLY GET UP TO THEIR FEET! BOTH MEN RUNNING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! th cDrake is up to his feet as Impact is slowly pulling himself up as well! Impact slowly walking forward as DRAKE GRABS HIM! FALCON ARROW-

Jake Mercer: NO! IMPACT DRIVING HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO DRAKE KING’S HEAD FORCING DRAKE TO BRING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Drake moving back but Impact has already grabbed him! SUPLEX! Drake flat on the ground as Impact runs to the ropes! FLIGHT SIGHTS! THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT HITS AGAIN AS DRAKE YELLS IN PAIN! IMPACT GOING FOR THE PIN HERE AS IT MIGHT BE OVER FOR THE KING!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHR-

Stew-O: DRAKE BARELY MANAGING TO KICK OUT AGAIN!!! Impact is growing even more angrier as he knows this is harder than he expected at first. Drake trying to roll away but Impact keeps pulling him back in! Impact getting up to his feet as Drake is still dazed on the ground. Impact bringing him up! STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Drake is still standing though how is this possible! DRAKE WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI OF HIS OWN!!! Both Drake and Impact are trying to one up each other as Drake brings Impact up! IMPACT PUNCHING DRAKE BUT DRAKE RUNNING AT IMPACT! JUMPING DDT BY DRAKE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Impact retreating out of the ring as Drake tries to reach through the middle rope again and grab him- IMPACT NAILING DRAKE IN THE HEAD WITH A PUNCH! DRAKE LEFT LIMP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS IMPACT GOES ONTO THE APRON! RUNNING KNEE SENDING DRAKE BACK INTO THE RING!!! Drake staggering up to his feet as Impact grabs Drake! POWERBOMB! Impact still holding onto Drake as he lifts him up again! ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!!

Jake Mercer: Impact slowly moving around the ring waiting for Drake to get up slowly. Drake leaning against the corner. Impact running at Drake! BICYCLE KICK BY DRAKE DECAPITATING IMPACT! The former Interwire Champion bringing Impact up as he sends Impact to the ropes with a big irish whip! Drake sliding under Impact as he comes around! Drake leapfrogging over Impact! DRAKE WITH A DROPKICK- NO IMPACT GRABBING THE ROPES! WAIT! DRAKE SMOOTHLY LANDING ON HIS FEET AS HE BACKFLIPS!

Stew-O: :wow: Impact taking a run! DRAKE WITH A DROPKICK CONNECTING ON IMPACT THIS TIME! Impact quickly getting up though but DRAKE WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKING HIM DOWN! Impact still persistent as he’s getting up again! IMPACT GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE- NO DRAKE DUCKS UNDER! IMPACT TURNING AROUND! DRAKE KING WITH A PELE KICK KNOCKING DOWN IMPACT! DRAKE COLLAPSING INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO-

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT KICKS OUT! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET ANY OF THESE MEN DOWN FOR THE COUNT?!?!?! Drake’s eyes widen as he’s slowly starting to crawl to the ropes. Drake finally pulling himself up as I think he’s going up to the top rope! HE IS! DRAKE HESITANT BUT HE LEAPS! FROG SPLASH-

Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME! IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS DRAKE GETS UP TO A KNEE IN SEVERE PAIN! Impact grabbing ahold of Drake wasting no time in this matchup! MICHINOKU DRIVER II TO DRAKE! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THE ABSOLUTION AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRRE-

Stew-O: WAIT! DRAKE HAS THE ROPES! The Ref forcing the break as Impact is in shock! Impact arguing with the Ref but Drake is already up behind Impact! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! Impact falling to his knees as Drake grabs him again! DRAKE GOING FOR A ENZIGURI- NO IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! IMPACT PUSHING DRAKE AND HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! IMPACT WITH A LAST SHOT OPPORTUNITY AS BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! Impact already getting up slowly as it’s taking Drake some time to even realize where he is at the moment as the Ref starts the count!

OONNEE!!

TTWWOO!!

Flannery McCoy: Drake finally up as he leans against the ringpost. Impact walking up to Drake- DRAKE GRABBING IMPACT! DRAKE SLAMMING IMPACT’S HEAD AGAINST THE RINGPOST!

TTHHRREE!!

Jake Mercer: Drake grabbing Impact’s head as he drags it across the apron! Drake going to the other ringpost! DRAKE- NO IMPACT HOLDING HIS HAND OUT BEFORE DRAKE BASH HIS HEAD IN! Impact moving behind Drake as Drake turns around! IMPACT SLAMMING DRAKE BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!!

FFOOUURR!!

FFIIVVEE!!

SSIIXX!!

Stew-O: Drake in agony as Impact pulls him off the ringpost! Impact dragging Drake to the barricade right now as Drake is helpless! Impact lifting Drake up into a powerbomb position! IMPACT BUCKLEBOMBING DRAKE ONTO THE BARRICADE! DRAKE’S BACK STABS INTO THE CORNER OF THE BARRICADE AS IMPACT GIVES A SADISTIC LAUGH!

SSEEVVEENN!!

Flannery McCoy: Impact rolling into the ring expecting Drake to not make it to the count of 10! Drake barely even managing to stay upright as he might get counted out!

EEIIGGHHTT!!

Jake Mercer: Drake finally starting to move as he grabs the apron! Impact looking with a smirk seeing as if Drake won’t make it into the ring on time!

NNIINNEE!!

Stew-O: DRAKE TRYING TO ROLL INTO THE RING! NOT LIKE THIS!!!

TTEE-

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE ROLLS INTO THE RING!!! IMPACT IS IN SHOCK AS HE QUICKLY GRABS THE REF BY THE COLLAR! Drake trying to reach for the ropes but Impact has had enough! He pulls Drake up quickly I think he’s about to try and finish this! FIST OF FURY- NO DRAKE DUCKS THE RIGHT HOOK AGAIN!!!

Jake Mercer: You know I’m starting to question the credibility of that finisher.

Stew-O: :shrug: Impact surprised that Drake King has lasted this long as Drake grabs Impact! SNAP SUPLEX! Drake has no power to get up as both of them are down! Drake barely managing to reach an arm to the ropes as he pulls himself up. Impact stirring up still dazed though. DRAKE TAKING A RUN! BICYCLE KICK- NO IMPACT MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABBING DRAKE FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET! DRAKE GOING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK- NO IMPACT DUCKS UNDER! IMPACT GRABBING DRAKE! NO DRAKE PUSHING IMPACT AWAY! DRAKE RUNNING AT A STUNNED IMPACT! HURRICANRANA! DRAKE GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRRRE-

Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY IMPACT!!! Drake growing even more frustrated as he gets to his feet. Drake slowly bringing Impact up and ramming him into the corner! Impact trying to push him away but Drake King isn’t giving up yet! Impact getting out of the corner but Drake has him! BUCKLE BOMB- NO IMPACT SLIDES OFF! Drake turning around BUT IMPACT GRABS HIM! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!! Impact not stopping for a moment as he runs to the ropes! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT- NO DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE IMPACT CAN HIT FLIGHT SIGHTS!

Jake Mercer: Impact wasting no time getting up as he grabs his gut in pain! DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE GUT OF IMPACT WEAKENING HIM MORE! IMPACT FALLS TO A KNEE AS DRAKE STEPS BACK! SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD OF IMPACT!!! Impact crawling up and leaning in the corner but already running to Drake! DRAKE WITH A DROPKICK! Drake looking for something big as Impact slowly gets up! DRAKE WITH A GUT KICK FORCING IMPACT OVER! I THINK HE’S GOING FOR MILLER LIGHT! IT CONNECTS! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER CONNECTS AS WE MIGHT SEE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HERE! DRAKE GOING FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRR-

Stew-O: IMPACT HAS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES! ROPEBREAK! Drake King is at his breaking point as he thought Impact would stay down for the Miller Light! Drake frustratingly irish whipping Impact to the corner! Impact stumbles out immediately as Drake runs to him! IMPACT! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE KNOCKING DRAKE DOWN!!! Drake is engraved with a face of shock as Impact brings him up! What is he thinking of doing?!?! WHAT IS HE DOING! IMPACT! KING’S WASTELAND!??! IMPACT HITTING DRAKE’S OWN SIGNATURE! THE FALCON ARROW CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS TRYING TO GO FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHR-

Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KICKS OUT!!! Impact looks furious as he wastes no time grabbing Drake’s head and repeatedly punching it! Drake probably doesn’t even know where he is as Impact isn’t stopping! The Ref finally forcing Impact to move away from Drake as he does reluctantly. Drake King barely getting up! WAIT! IMPACT! RUNNING BULLDOG- NO! DRAKE SPINS AROUND AND GOES BEHIND IMPACT! DRAKE WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD!!! Impact turning around dizzily as Drake grabs him! JUMPING CUTTER!!!

Jake Mercer: Impact’s head bounces off the canvas as Drake is wasting to time quickly getting to his feet. He’s pulling Impact up! SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY DRAKE! Drake is trying to damage Impact as much as possible while keeping him down it looks like. Drake bringing him up again! HE’S LIFTING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! BUCKLE BOMB TIME! BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS! BUT IMPACT IS STILL UP! HE NAILS DRAKE IN THE HEAD! Drake taking a step back! IMPACT GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DRAKE DUCKS UNDER! DROPKICK BY DRAKE KING TO THE BACK OF IMPACT! Impact is stunned but only for a moment as Drake is going onto the apron with that last burst of energy! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE-

Stew-O: WHAT?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!! IMPACT CATCHING DRAKE IN MID AIR WITH EVISCERATION! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER NEARLY KILLS DRAKE KING! BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE AS HE YELLS AT DRAKE KING TO GET UP! DRAKE STUMBLES UP NOT KNOWING WHAT’S HAPPENING! FIST, OF, FURY!!! THE RIGHT HOOK CONNECTS! IMPACT GOING FOR THE PIN, IT MIGHT BE OVER RIGHT HERE!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTWWWOOO!!!

TTTHHHRRREEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Can I Live” plays up to total shock as Impact crawls to the corner and leans against it as he snatches the World Heavyweight Championship away from the Ref. He stumbles to the center of the ring as he places one foot on the knocked out Drake King and raises the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air as the Ref tries to check on Drake King)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, AND STILL, YOUR EAW, WORLD, HEAVYWEIGHT, CHAMPION!!!!!!!! IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: This match has been a grueling back and forth. But Impact’s wits were way ahead of Drake King’s, that’s possibly the reason he won, outsmarting him.

Jake Mercer: Of course I won’t deny that Drake King put up a showing, but it seems he still needs to keep climbing the ladder and proving himself more in order to become World Champion, in my opinion. He should keep this loss a building point no doubt about it.

Stew-O: Well I’m sure Drake’s journey isn’t over just yet, Drake came out a star in that match and showed that he can square up with the best of the best. Even if I know he’s going to dust himself right off and move onto whatever happens next, he will be World Heavyweight Champion eventually, tonight just wasn’t his night. As for Impact it appears his reign will continue for just a little bit longer as I’m sure more people will try to step up to the plate to get their shot at the EAW World Heavyweight Championship! But this is surely going to be a match we won’t forget for a LONG time! :whew:

(Impact leaves the ring and raises his championship high in the air again for everyone to see as the crowd jeers him. Meanwhile Drake King is at ringside, he looks disappointed in himself as Jessica Miller runs out and tries to help him up and to the backstage area. But Drake refuses and walks alone to the back as the camera fades to black.)

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(“ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” by Blue Stahli plays throughout the Jordan-Hare Stadium. The gives a mixed reception for The Goddess; probably because of her controversial words this week regarding the Universal Women’s Championship. However, the reception of the crowd becomes louder as Cameron Ella Ava comes out from the curtain. Cameron has a flag on a pole in her grasp. As the camera gets a closer look of the flag, it is revealed to be a blue flag with the Showdown logo. Meanwhile, Cameron Ella Ava has a #ClubShowdown t-shirt. Underneath is a baby blue top and white bottoms and her matching bedazzled hat.)

Jake Mercer: I know that look, Flannery and Stew. That is the look of a woman who is hellbent to be the one to dethrone The Mauler. It’s the same killer instinct which I have seen Cameron Ella Ava during her time as an active Elitist on the Empire roster. It’s a look that we’ve barely seen from her these days, but to say that this is the same Cameron Ella Ava that we’re used to is an understatement.

Stew-O: There is no denying Cameron Ella Ava as a professional wrestler. She spent the majority of last season outside of a World Championship picture. It came a point around Pain for Pride season where there was nowhere Cameron could head. Her husband was headlining Pain for Pride. Her younger sister was in route to a record-breaking reign. This season, she made a promise to herself that she wasn’t going to put anyone first. She was going to be selfish and if anyone doesn’t like that, fuck them.

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava is the woman who has transcended male and female Elitists. Some could argue that she is one of the reasons why women are allowed to go after any championship they want too. If it wasn’t for the contributions of Cameron Ella Ava and every woman before her, the Universal Women’s Championship wouldn’t be a thing. If Cameron manages to win tonight, she will be the first woman to have won a women’s championship in the three eras of this company. Cameron’s a former two-time Vixens Champion, a former Women’s World Champion and she’s looking to add the Universal Women’s Championship to her resume. Cameron has made Kassidy Heart and everyone aware that she looks at the Universal Women’s Championship as another championship to add to her resume.

Jake Mercer: Cameron has been vocal that she doesn’t see the Universal Women’s Championship as anything like the Answers World Championship, World Heavyweight Championship or EAW Championship. This has created a bit of controversy on social media and gotten underneath the skin of people who disagree with Cameron on that perspective. It doesn’t seem like Cameron gives a fuck, but I think this is a work, guys. According to Cameron Ella Ava’s fansite, she’s a feminist. It doesn’t make sense for a feminist to be talking down on the Universal Women’s Championship.

Stew-O: Do you think everything is a work, Jake? People may be vocal over what Cameron Ella Ava stated this week, but these fans, along with Cameron are even more vocal about Kassidy Heart’s marriage to Mr. DEDEDE. She vowed that Kassidy was going to end up heartbroken, bitter and confused? Isn’t that harsh to anyone?

Flannery McCoy: Personally, Cameron Ella Ava should have stayed out of Kassidy Heart’s business, but Cameron could be looking out for the champion. Cameron is worried about Kassidy getting hurt, but Kassidy doesn’t want to be viewed as weak. Just like the debate with the Universal Women’s Championship being seen as legit World Championship, the fans on social media are pretty divided on the situation.

Jake Mercer: It’s sad because in some weird universe, I think these two could have been great friends. :wow:

Stew-O and Flannery McCoy: :usure:

(By the time the commentators are talking, Cameron Ella Ava is already in the ring. She is stretching herself as she hypes herself up until “Put Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco replaces “ULTRAnumb”. The crowd maintains that mixed reception as Kassidy Heart steps on top of the ramp. Kassidy is in a red t-shirt with the Dynasty logo on it. Underneath is her white and gold signature ring gear. The Universal Women’s Championship is on her waist as she looks at the crowd in the Jordan-Hare Stadium.)

Stew-O: The biggest mistake that Cameron Ella Ava could have made in the match was want The Mauler to come out. Cameron has done everything in the list of “What Not To Say to Kassidy Heart.” Cameron has talked down about Kassidy, her marriage, championship and everything in between. Does Cameron not give a fuck about her well-being at all?

Flannery McCoy: Kassidy Heart can’t break what’s already broken and Cameron Ella Ava has made that clear. Besides, Cameron has been through hell and back. She has suffered so much within the past year, what’s the worst that Kassidy can do? To Cameron, it seems like her opportunity to inflict as much pain on Kassidy as Mr. DEDEDE did to her family last year. If Cameron Ella Ava wins tonight, she turns her attention to Mr. DEDEDE and the Answers World Championship. It seems like she has her goals of becoming an all-time goat by taking down this so-called power couple by herself. I love women feeling empowered, but I don’t think Cameron has any clue what she will be getting herself into if she goes along with that plan.

Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart is on a good path to becoming the most dominating, relentless and violent champion that this company has ever seen. She was able to get through Serena Bennett, who did the same as Cameron Ella Ava did this week and that was talk so much shit. I can’t help, but see that there’s a part of me that is going to completely backfire on Cameron. Kassidy and Cameron are so completely different from each other, but they have their similarities. Both had high profile relationships with the chairman of this company. Kassidy with Mr. DEDEDE and Cameron…well, let’s not go there.

Flannery McCoy: Yeah, let’s not go there. But, Cameron’s held the Empire Cup. Kassidy held the Iconic Cup and both became champion that way. Both came into the wrestling business as nothing more than pretty faces, but were able to remove that stigma from themselves. Both wear their emotions on their sleeve, have put other people before themselves, but realized that it was time to be selfish and create success for themselves.

Jake Mercer: Both women had their husbands “take care” of their abusive piece of shit ex-boyfriends. However, I am expecting a fantastic match here! 😀

(Kassidy Heart and Cameron Ella Ava stand on opposite sides of the ring with Gina Romano in the middle of them. The arena goes pitch black as spotlights fall on all three of these women.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL —

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!

Gina Romano: …AND, IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…SHE IS “THE GODDESS”…CAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNN ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd gives a mixed reception as Cameron Ella Ava takes front and center to pose for the crowd. She gestures the championship on her waist before delivering a smirk towards Kassidy Heart’s way before heading back to her corner. Kassidy Heart unbuckles her Universal Women’s Championship from the waist as waits for her introduction.)

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…SHE IS THE CURRENT REIGNING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… “THE MAULER”…KAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

(A mixed reception from the crowd as Kassidy Heart takes her moment front and center as the raises the Universal Women’s Championship high above her head. After she is done with posing, Kassidy gives one last look at the title before handing it off to the official. The official shows Cameron the title as she nods before raising the title high in the air, informing everyone in the arena what the two women will be fighting for. The official hands the title to the timekeeper before standing front in center, he checks on the women and sees if they’re ready to compete before he rings the bell!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: NOW, THIS IS A MATCH THAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! KASSIDY HEART VERSUS CAMERON ELLA AVA! THE MAULER VERSUS THE GODDESS! THE JORDAN-HARE STADIUM IS UP ON THEIR FEET AS THEY ARE AWARE OF THE CLASSIC THAT THEY WILL BE WITNESSING! IT CAN BE DEBATED THAT THESE ARE TWO OF THE BEST COMPETITORS IN THE COMPANY! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS DONE IT ALL IN THIS COMPANY, BUT SHE LOOKS TO ADD THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP TO HER RESUME. IF CAMERON MANAGES TO KNOCK OFF KASSIDY TONIGHT, SHE WILL BE THE ONLY WOMAN IN THIS COMPANY TO HAVE HELD THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP, WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! CAMERON IS A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH IT ALL AND HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE HISTORY TONIGHT!

Flannery McCoy: Over the past couple weeks, it seems like Cameron Ella Ava has been vocal about the marriage between Mr. DEDEDE and Kassidy Heart! Could all of this been mind games from Cameron?

Jake Mercer: Or Cameron is genuinely looking out for Kassidy? Perhaps, Cameron should have let go of the argument when Kassidy told her too! If Kassidy retains tonight, Cameron may get the message about how Kassidy doesn’t need anyone’s help at all! Kassidy didn’t need anyone’s help in defeating Serena Bennett at Operation: Doomsday and she may not need anyone’s help in defeating Cameron Ella Ava!

Stew-O: The two beautiful woman meet in the middle of the ring going for the collar-and-elbow lock up! Both of these women are trying to push the other to the ropes! Cameron is the stronger woman out of the two, but Kassidy’s submission skills are out of this world! Cameron has Kassidy on the ropes as she holds her there for a second!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava pats Kassidy Heart on the top of her head as she backs away! Cameron has her hands where the official can see them as Kassidy seems a bit irritated about that, but steps away from the ropes! Kassidy is looking for the opportunity to lock up with Cameron as she finds one! The two women lock up, but Cameron manages to get Kassidy by her right wrist before going for a wrist lock! Cameron stands behind Kassidy —

Flannery McCoy: — Cameron kicks Kassidy on her back and pushes the Universal Women’s Champion away from Cameron! Kassidy turns herself around and runs towards Cameron, BUT CAMERON CONNECTS WITH AN ARM DRAG AS KASSIDY GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING! KASSIDY RUNS TOWARDS CAMERON AGAIN BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER ARM DRAG! THIS TIME, CAMERON MAINTAINS A GOOD HOLD OF KASSIDY’S ARM BEFORE APPLYING AN ARMBAR ON THE CHAMPION! SHE MAY SUBMIT THE CHAMPION HERE!

Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART USING THAT WONDERFUL RING AWARENESS AND GETS HER FOOT ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!

Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava releases the armbar without any hesitation! We are still early with this match as Cameron awaits for Kassidy to get up to her feet! Kassidy runs towards Cameron again! Cameron with another armdrag!

Flannery McCoy: Not exactly, Stew! Kassidy Heart manages to catch herself and prevent that arm drag from connecting fully! Cameron Ella Ava runs towards Kassidy, but Kassidy with a back elbow on The Goddess! Cameron backs away as Kassidy reels in the challenger with a northern lights suplex with a bridge! Kassidy has Cameron for a cover!

Referee: OOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jake Mercer: CAMERON ELLA AVA MANAGES TO BRIDGE HERSELF OUT OF KASSIDY HEART’S NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX AND SPINS AROUND! KASSIDY RUSHES FORWARD WITH A HEART PUNCH TO CAMERON, WHICH TAKES HER BACK! CAMERON RUSHES TOWARDS KASSIDY WITH A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH, BUT KASSIDY MANAGES TO HALT CAMERON AND CONNECT WITH A STO ONTO A BACKBREAKER!

Jake Mercer: KASSIDY MANAGES TO LIFT CAMERON UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER BACKBREAKER! KASSIDY LIFTS CAMERON UP ONCE MORE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER BACKBREAKER! KASSIDY IS WRAPPING HER HAND AROUND CAMERON’S THROAT BEFORE LIFTING HER UP FOR ANOTHER BACKBREAKER! Cameron is taken down as she is clutching her throat in response! Kassidy gets to her two feet as Cameron manages to get up to her feet! Kassidy Heart with a baseball slide as she manages to knock the challenger off her feet! Cameron falls to her knees as Kassidy runs — penalty kick to Cameron Ella Ava’s face!

Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava eats that penalty kick as she drops to her back! Kassidy Heart with a fist drop to Cameron’s face! Cameron wiggles around like a fish in response to that! Kassidy gets Cameron in position before applying a basement abdominal stretch on the challenger! Kassidy tilts Cameron’s head to the side as The Goddess begins to cry out in pain! Kassidy wrenches in the pressure of the stretch! The best thing that Kassidy can do in this match is weaken Cameron! There’s no way that Cameron is planning to lose early on this match! Cameron knows what’s on the line!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava is using her foot and stomps it against the canvas! It seems like she’s trying to rally these fans for their support and it’s successful! Kassidy Heart is trying to maintain the basement abdominal stretch, but I can tell that she’s beginning to lose her grasp! This may be what Cameron needs to get back into this match!

Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart knew that keeping that stretch wasn’t going to work well for her! She gets a good hold of Cameron Ella Ava’s right arm before bending it back!

Stew-O: Kassidy Heart stomps on Cameron Ella Ava’s hand! Cameron yelps in pain! She is clutching that right arm of her’s! I’m assuming that Kassidy is weakening Cameron’s arm for her submission finisher! Kassidy could go for The Neiman Marcus of Wrestling Moves or Thank U, Next! Both apply some pressure to the arms — which could be Kassidy’s intentions with bending that arm back! Cameron is still clutching that right arm of hers as she makes it to a vertical base! CAMERON FINDS SOME REFUGE AT ONE OF THE CORNERS, BUT KASSIDY IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME BY GOING AFTER THE GODDESS AND CONNECTING WITH A P.C.S. KICK — POST CONCUSSION SYNDROME KICK TO CAMERON’S FACE!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava just ate Kassidy Heart’s boot! Cameron manages to sit herself down on the middle rope of the corner! Kassidy gets her foot and connects with a corner foot choke to Cameron! Cameron is struggling at that corner!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, KASSIDY!

Jake Mercer: The Universal Women’s Champion gets her foot off her challenger’s neck! Kassidy Heart uses the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROCKET KICK TO CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUTSIDE THE RING! CAMERON STUMBLES BACK AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE, KASSIDY MANAGES TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM HER CHALLENGER!

Stew-O: Not for long! Kassidy Heart launches herself through the middle rope onto the outside! Suicide Dive from the champion as she crashes onto Cameron Ella Ava! Both of these gorgeous women are down, but Kassidy is showing some signs of life before Cameron! Kassidy is up to her feet as Cameron tries to do the same thing, but Kassidy delivers a knee to The Goddess’ ribs! Cameron falls to one knee as Kassidy follows that up with a calf kick that takes her challenger down! Cameron Ella Ava is down as Kassidy Heart looks to continue to inflict as much pain! This is the ruthless side that we saw from Kassidy at Operation: Doomsday! It seems like we’re going to see more of it in this match!

(Kassidy Heart goes over the timekeeper’s area and pulls out a steel chair. The steel chair being slammed shut is heard throughout the arena as the official gets in front of Kassidy Heart.)

Referee (off-mic): Put the steel chair down, Kassidy! I don’t want to disqualify you!

Kassidy Heart (off-mic): I don’t think my husband would be too happy about that. It might be best for you to mind your own business and let us handle this situation the best way we can.

(The official steps aside, allowing Kassidy Heart to basically do whatever she wants.)

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava is showing some signs of life — KASSIDY HEART RAMS THE BASE OF THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO CAMERON’S RIBS! THAT TAKES HER DOWN TO ONE KNEE AS KASSIDY SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE CHALLENGER’S SPINE! CAMERON IS CRINGING IN PAIN! KASSIDY SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO CAMERON’S SPINE AGAIN! ONCE AGAIN, CAMERON CRINGES IN PAIN AS KASSIDY BEGINS TO LAUGH AT CAMERON’S PAIN! KASSIDY HEART SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR FOR A THIRD TIME ONTO CAMERON’S SPINE!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron falls to an all fours position! Kassidy doesn’t give a damn about Cameron Ella Ava whatsoever! She is so determined to prove that she is the most dominating, relenting and violent champion in professional wrestling! Kassidy connects with a switchblade kick onto the back of Cameron’s neck! That takes the challenger down! Kassidy places the used steel chair underneath Cameron’s head! What in the world is this woman going to do now?

Jake Mercer: We haven’t seen Kassidy Heart connect with move often, but Kassidy runs towards Cameron Ella Ava — PAINFULLY EVER AFTER — CURB STOMP TO CAMERON’S SKULL AS IT CLASHES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! I THINK I JUST WATCHED CAMERON’S HEAD BOUNCE IN REACTION TO THAT CURBSTOMP! CAMERON ROLLS TO HER BACK! I THINK THAT SHE MAY BE OUT OF IT, GUYS! IF I WERE KASSIDY, I WOULD ROLL CAMERON BACK INSIDE THE RING! I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE WOULD KEEP GOING AFTER THAT SPOT! KASSIDY GETS CAMERON BY HER HAIR AND ROLLS HER OUT OF THE RING! KASSIDY SLOWLY GOES FOR THE HOOK OF THE LEG!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava gets her right shoulder up! The referee is making sure to point to Cameron’s shoulder and holds up the two count high in the air for the timekeeper to see! Kassidy Heart looks shocked that Cameron managed to get a shoulder up! I don’t fully understand how Cameron’s dreams of becoming Universal Women’s Champion haven’t been crushed yet! I’m afraid that Kassidy is going to become more ruthless as this match continues! Kassidy gets her elbows and begins to bash them onto Cameron’s skull! Kassidy gets Cameron up to her feet before getting a good grasp of her injured right arm! Irish whip as Kassidy sends Cameron to the corner! Kassidy runs to Cameron once again! P.C.S. Kick!

Stew-O: THIS TIME, CAMERON IS SENT GOING FORWARD, BUT KASSIDY GETS CAMERON FOR A KASSPLODER PLEX! KASSIDY MAINTAINS HOLD OF CAMERON’S WAIST BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! KASSIDY MAINTAINS HOLD OF CAMERON’S WAIST AGAIN AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S GOING FOR A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX! THIS TIME, SHE RELEASES HER HOLD ON CAMERON!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava manages to roll herself up to her feet again! The third Kassploder Plex doesn’t connect at all! Kassidy Heart turns around as she is looking at Cameron, who is gesturing for Kassidy to come at her! There is still a ton of fighting in the challenger! Cameron is too stubborn to die! Kassidy runs towards Cameron, but Cameron with a matrix evasion as Kassidy runs past her! Cameron gets Kassidy and plants her with her own STO backbreaker! Cameron knows that she can’t let this opening pass her by! Cameron is up to her feet as Kassidy is on all fours! Cameron with a low dropkick to the side of Kassidy Heart’s head! This knocks the champion to her side!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron proceeds to beat the living hell out of Kassidy with elbow shots to the side of the head! Cameron is letting Kassidy know that she is not going to take the abuse and punishment from the Universal Women’s Champion! Cameron locks in a standing armbar on the champion! Kassidy finds herself struggling on her side!

Jake Mercer: This standing armbar is nothing for Kassidy Heart! I’ve seen her in the independents! She can maneuver and shift her body in whichever position she desires! See, right now? Kassidy is trying to spine herself around as she is facing Cameron Ella Ava! Cameron still has a good hold of Kassidy’s arm, but Kassidy begins to kick The Goddess away from her! Kassidy is kicking Cameron’s ribs! These kicks are getting frantic, but Cameron refuses to let go!

Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART HITS CAMERON ELLA AVA’S RIGHT ARM! LET ME REMIND YOU THAT KASSIDY HAS BEEN WORKING ON INFLICTING AS MUCH INJURY TO CAMERON’S RIGHT ARM AS POSSIBLE! THE KICK TO CAMERON’S RIGHT ARM DID THE TRICK! KASSIDY MANAGES TO SLIDE BEHIND CAMERON AND CONNECT WITH A DROP TOEHOLD! Cameron falls face first! Cameron is holding her face and checks for blood, but no blood in sight!

Stew-O: Cameron is on her back as Kassidy Heart gets Cameron by her legs! Kassidy turns herself around — XOXO KASS — THE BEAUTIFUL FIGURE-EIGHT LEG LOCK ON THE CHALLENGER! CAMERON FINDS HERSELF IN TROUBLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! I THINK THIS MAY BE IT! CAMERON IS STUCK AND SHE IS IN TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT!

Flannery McCoy: There is no way that Cameron Ella Ava is going to submit here! Like it’s been said, Cameron knows what’s on the line! She is not going to give Kassidy Heart the satisfaction of making her submit! Cameron would rather pass out than submit! Cameron is trying to move her body and inch closer to the bottom rope! Slowly, Kassidy can feel her grasp of the leg lock fading away! Cameron is getting closer and closer to the bottom rope! She grasps onto the bottom rope! Kassidy needs to release the hold!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, KASSIDY!

Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart releases XoXo Kass! I’m a little confused over why she went from targeting Cameron Ella Ava’s arm to her legs, but as long as it weakens Cameron a bit more, it may be a win on Kassidy’s book! Cameron probably doesn’t have use of her legs for the time being! Cameron slides underneath the bottom rope and recovers on the apron! It smart for Cameron to buy herself a bit of time! Whenever it seems like Cameron is turning this match in her favor, Kassidy has been there to stop it!

Stew-O: It seems like Kassidy Heart is going to stop any chance of Cameron Ella Ava buying anytime for herself! Kassidy runs! Baseball slide dropkick to Cameron!

Flannery McCoy: CAMERON ELLA AVA MANAGES TO MOVE HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY! KASSIDY HEART SLIDES OUT OF THE RING, BUT MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET!

Jake Mercer: Roundhouse kick from the apron by Cameron Ella Ava on Kassidy Heart! Kassidy spins herself around and falls to her knees! Cameron is back in control as she runs towards the champion! Sliding forearm as Kassidy falls to her back! CAMERON GETS KASSIDY BY HER RIGHT ARM AND WHIPS HER TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS! NO! KASSIDY MANAGES TO COUNTER THAT IRISH WHIP WITH ONE OF HER OWN! CAMERON FLIES ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! CAMERON MANAGES TO STOP HERSELF FROM COLLIDING WITH THOSE STEEL STEPS! CAMERON VERY CAUTIOUS WITH HER STOP! KASSIDY RUNS TOWARDS CAMERON ELLA AVA. SHE TACKLES CAMERON —

Stew-O: — CAMERON ELLA AVA SIDE STEPS AS KASSIDY HEART COLLIDES HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION HAS A HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS AND I WOULD NOT BE SHOCKED IF THAT SPOT JUST TRIGGERED ANOTHER CONCUSSION! KASSIDY IS HOLDING HER HEAD IN PAIN AS CAMERON IS ON HER KNEES WITH A HUGE SMIRK ON HER FACE! I THINK CAMERON CAN SENSE KASSIDY’S REIGN SLIPPING AWAY FROM HER! CAMERON RIPS APART THE STEEL STEPS FROM THE RING POST! CAMERON PLACES KASSIDY’S HEAD IN BETWEEN THE STEEL STEPS AND RING POST! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS CAMERON UP TOO? I DON’T THINK I AM GOING TO ENJOY SEEING THIS!

Flannery McCoy: CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKS THE STEEL STEPS IN KASSIDY HEART’S SKULL FEELS THE IMPACT OF THAT FOR SURE! CAMERON CONTINUES TO KICK THE STEEL STEPS IN! CAMERON IS SO DETERMINED TO BECOME UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! SHE IS SO DETERMINED TO BE THE BEST! SHE WILL HURT EVERYONE AND ANYONE WHO STANDS IN THE WAY OF HER GOALS! CAMERON’S KICKS TO THE STEEL STEPS ARE GETTING MORE RAPID AND KASSIDY’S HEAD HAS NO WAY OF GETTING OUT OF IT!

Cameron Ella Ava (off-mic): DID I KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU YET?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?

Jake Mercer: CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKS IN THE STEEL STEPS ONCE LAST TIME! CAMERON TAKES A STEP BACK AS SHE LETS THE OFFICIAL SEPARATE THE STEEL STEPS FROM KASSIDY HEART’S SKULL! I THINK THE OFFICIAL MAY NEED TO CALL OFF THE MATCH! JUST AWARE CAMERON THE TITLE! WE ARE AWARE OF KASSIDY’S HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS! SHE IS AWARE THAT HER DAYS IN THE RING ARE LIMITED, BUT SHE NEEDS TO BE SMART HERE! KASSIDY CAN’T GO ON IN THIS MATCH! I’M SORRY, BUT NO NORMAL WOMAN WOULD CONTINUE ON KNOWING SHE PROBABLY HAS A CONCUSSION! IT SEEMED LIKE CAMERON KICKING THE STEEL STEPS IN GRAZED THE FOREHEAD OF KASSIDY HEART! BLOOD BEGINS TO TRICKLE DOWN HER HEAD!

Cameron Ella Ava (off-mic): Call off the match, ref! You can see that she’s not fit to compete. Do your fucking job and call off the match. Think about her health, I don’t think the Chairman wants his wife dead. I don’t think witnessing a death on FPV is a smart business move.

(The crowd is torn over whether the official should end the match and award Cameron Ella Ava the title. The official is puzzled on what he should be doing. He looks over to Kassidy Heart, who is trying to even get to an all fours position before collapsing down. The blonde’s face is almost a bloody mess. Cameron is gesturing for the bell to be rung and to symbolize the end of this match! The official sees no life in Kassidy Heart.)

Stew-O: THE OFFICIAL TURNS TO THE TIMEKEEPER AND GESTURES FOR HIM TO RING THE BELL! CAMERON ELLA AVA WINS!

Flannery McCoy: NO! KASSIDY HEART IS UP TO HER FEET! KASSIDY HEART IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! Kassidy is using the ring post to help balance herself! Cameron Ella Ava looks to be in shock at the moment! How in the world is Kassidy still in this match? As you look at Kassidy, you can tell that she’s wobbly from having her head kicked in by the steel steps! Since the timekeeper never rang the bell, this match is still continuing! Cameron rushes towards the champion and connects with a nasty looking knee to Kassidy’s stomach! This takes Kassidy down to her knees! Cameron gets on the top turnbuckle! Her body is facing ringside! This is high risk for the challenger! It looks like it hurts for Kassidy to get to her feet! Cameron is showing no sympathy for Kassidy whatsoever! She is gesturing for Kassidy to get to her feet! Cameron from the top turnbuckle!

Jake Mercer: GLASS CEILING TO KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY FALLS TO HER BACK! BOTH WOMEN CRASH DOWN RINGSIDE! BOTH OF THESE TWO WARRIORS ARE DOWN! THE CROWD IN THE JORDAN-HARE STADIUM ARE UP ON THEIR FEET! THEY ARE APPLAUDING THESE TWO WOMEN IN THEIR EFFORTS TO PROVE WHY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP IS SO IMPORTANT! ANYTHING FOR THIS CHAMPIONSHIP! BOTH WOMEN ARE DRIVEN TO BE THE BEST IN THIS COMPANY!

Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava gets to her feet as she finally rolls Kassidy Heart underneath the bottom rope! Cameron slides underneath the bottom rope as she hooks the legs on the challenger! After all the hell that Kassidy has been put through, this may be enough to put her down!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! CAMERON ELLA AVA’S JAW DROPS TO THE FLOOR! CAMERON CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! THE HEART OF KASSIDY HEART! HER DRIVE TO PROVE THAT SHE IS THE MOST DOMINATING CHAMPION IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!

Flannery McCoy: CAMERON IS TELLING THE OFFICIAL TO COUNT FASTER! SHE SMACKS HER HANDS THREE TIMES QUICKLY, CLAIMING THAT SHE HAD KASSIDY DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT! THE REFEREE ISN’T BUYING WHAT CAMERON IS SELLING HER! CAMERON GETS KASSIDY HEART UP TO HER FEET! CAMERON LIFTS KASSIDY UP TO HER FEET! THIS IS THE SAME MOVE CAMERON USED TO PUT DOWN IO ISHIMORI A COUPLE WEEKS AGO ON SHOWDOWN!

Jake Mercer: BREAKING BARRIERS — THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

Stew-O: No!!! Kassidy Heart manages to slide off Breaking Barriers before Cameron Ella Ava could connect with it! Kassidy drops down to one knee! We need to remember that Kassidy had her head kicked into the steel steps several times a little earlier! For sure, she is not going to be at 100%, but that’s not going to stop her at all! Cameron turns around —

Flannery McCoy: SSSSPPPPPEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! — KASSIDY HEART JUST NAILED CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A SPEAR! PAYING TRIBUTE TO MR. DEDEDE WITH THAT MOVE! I’M SURPRISED THAT SPEAR DIDN’T CUT CAMERON IN HALF, BUT KASSIDY GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS MAY BE IT!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THR—

Jake Mercer: A KICK OUT BY THE GODDESS! CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKS OUT AND NOW, IT’S KASSIDY HEART’S TURN TO LOOK AT THE OFFICIAL SHOCKED! KASSIDY IS CLUTCHING HER HAIR AS BLOOD IS SMEARED AROUND HER FACE, WONDERING WHAT SHE IS GOING TO NEED TO DO TO TAKE CAMERON DOWN! HER HEAD IS POUNDING IN FRUSTRATION…OR BECAUSE SHE HAD HER FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN, BUT THIS MATCH IS CONTINUING AND BOTH OF THESE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO LOSE! Kassidy seems like she’s on her second wind at this point of the match! Kassidy is waiting for Cameron to show some sights of life before driving her skull against the canvas with Norvina Lights — spiked hurricanrana! Cameron goes down! Cameron goes down! Cameron goes down!

Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART GETS CAMERON ELLA AVA FOR THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF WRESTLING MOVES — TORNADO DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS ON THE CHALLENGER! CAMERON IS SHAKING HER HEAD NO! SHE CAN’T LET KASSIDY CONNECT WITH THIS MOVE! THIS MAY BE THE END FOR CAMERON AND HER ASPIRATIONS TO BECOME THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! KASSIDY HAS THE MOVE APPLIED! KASSIDY HAS THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF WRESTLING MOVES APPLIED!

Stew-O: CAMERON IS IN TROUBLE! CAMERON IS IN TROUBLE! CAMERON IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN! THE OFFICIAL IS ASKING CAMERON IF SHE WANTS TO SUBMIT AND CAMERON IS SHAKING HER HEAD NO! CAMERON IS NOT GIVING UP! THE PASSION, HEART AND DETERMINATION FROM THE CHALLENGER IS WHAT IS KEEPING HER ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava is shifting her body! Even though, it must be painful for her arms, Cameron is trying to move her body and somehow get Kassidy’s shoulders to the mat! However, Cameron is unsuccessful in doing that!

Flannery McCoy: CAMERON BEGINS TO HEADBUTT KASSIDY! KASSIDY IS NOT LETTING GO OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD, BUT CAMERON IS NOT GIVING UP! SHE CONTINUES TO HEADBUTT KASSIDY! THERE’S NO WAY THAT KASSIDY WANTS TO MAKE THE POTENTIAL CONCUSSION ANY WORSE THAN IT MUST FEEL FOR HER AT THE MOMENT! CAMERON WITH ANOTHER NASTY LOOKING HEADBUTT AND KASSIDY RELEASES THE HOLD AS SHE GOES TO CHECK ON HER HEAD! KASSIDY HEART IS UP TO HER FEET AS CAMERON RUNS TOWARDS THE CHALLENGER —

Jake Mercer: — WONDER WOMAN PUNCH — FOREARM SMASH ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! KASSIDY HEART IS TAKEN DOWN! CAMERON ELLA AVA GETS KASSIDY BY HER LEG! CAMERON HAS KASSIDY IN THE AVA LOCK — THE MODIFIED INVERTED STF ON THE CHAMPION! CAMERON IS PULLING KASSIDY’S NECK BACK! KASSIDY IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN! KASSIDY IS TRYING TO SCRATCH FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT IT’S NO LUCK AT ALL! KASSIDY IS TRAPPED! SHE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT HERE! IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A KASSIDY THING TO DO, BUT SHE’S PUT HERSELF THROUGH HELL IN THIS MATCH!

Stew-O: Do you really think that Kassidy Heart would consider submitting here? She would rather die than submit! It seems like Cameron Ella Ava is in a good path of making sure that Kassidy die! Kassidy is showing some signs of moving her body closer to the bottom rope! It seems like she may be able to get there —

Flannery McCoy: — Cameron Ella Ava sees that as gets Kassidy Heart by her leg and goes to apply the Ava Lock again! Kassidy manages to turn herself around as she lies on her back! Kassidy is looking to kick Cameron away from her again! Kassidy was successful in doing that earlier in the match! Once again, KASSIDY KICKS CAMERON ON HER INJURED RIGHT ARM! CAMERON RELEASES WHATEVER GRASP SHE HAD ON THE CHAMPION AS SHE GOES TO CLUTCH THAT ARM! WE HAVE CAMERON AND HER ARM! WE HAVE KASSIDY AND HER CONCUSSION! BOTH WOMEN HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN HOLD THEM BACK FROM WINNING THE MATCH! KASSIDY IS UP TO HER FEET AS SHE IS LOOKING AT CAMERON ELLA AVA!

Flannery McCoy: Both of these women have taken each other to the limit in this match! Cameron is not making things easy for Kassidy at all! Kassidy is no slouch as well! Both of these women meet in the middle of the ring! Cameron with a Wonder Woman Punch, but Kassidy manage to duck and connect with a Kassploder Plex! Cameron goes flying across the ring! Cameron rushes towards Kassidy, but Kassidy with a spinning heel kick takes The Goddess down!

Jake Mercer: CAMERON ELLA AVA IS ON ALL FOURS! KASSIDY HEART RUNS TOWARDS CAMERON — PAINFULLY EVER AFTER! CURBSTOMP TO CAMERON’S HEAD! KASSIDY GOES FOR THE COVER!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKS OUT?!?!?!? KASSIDY HEART’S EYES WIDENED WHEN SHE FELT CAMERON KICK OUT! CAMERON KICKED OUT OF PAINFULLY EVER AFTER! KASSIDY IS LOOKING AT THE OFFICIAL! YOU CAN SEE HOW PISSED KASSIDY IS RIGHT NOW! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH TO END THE MATCH! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALL SHE WROTE! CAMERON IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING! KASSIDY STANDS UP AS SHE IS HAVING A WORD WITH THE OFFICIAL! SHE SMACKS HER HAND THREE TIMES AND TELLS THE OFFICIAL THAT SHE SHOULD STILL BE CHAMPION! THE OFFICIAL IS SHAKING HIS HEAD NO! CAMERON MANAGED TO KICK OUT!

Kassidy Heart (off-mic): THAT WAS A THREE COUNT! ARE YOU BLIND? THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER RIGHT NOW!!! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB —

Flannery McCoy: CAMERON ELLA AVA PICKS UP KASSIDY HEART FOR BREAKING BARRIERS! THE MOVE CONNECTS! CAMERON WITH THE COVER! WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE! THIS IS HOW SHE TOOK DOWN IO ISHIMORI AND WON THE MATCH! WONDERFUL AWARENESS FROM THE VETERAN!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THR—

Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart kicks out! Cameron Ella Ava cannot believe it! Cameron slams her hands against the canvas! Cameron gets Kassidy to her knees! Cameron has a double wrist lock on the champion! It seems like it’s not only going to be Kassidy Heart that pays a bit of tribute to her husband! Kassidy Heart may be married to The Gawd, but let’s not forget who Cameron’s married too!

Stew-O: STARDUST BREAKER ON KASSIDY HEART! CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH DOUBLE WRIST-LOCK RIPCORD INTO KNEE STRIKE ONTO KASSIDY’S JAW!

Flannery McCoy: Kassidy Heart jumps onto Cameron Ella Ava before Cameron could ripcord Kassidy for the Stardust Breaker! SHE HAS THE KIMURA LOCK APPLIED ON CAMERON! CAMERON IS TRYING TO SHAKE HERSELF OUT OF THE MOVE! KASSIDY IS WEARING DOWN THE CHALLENGER! KASSIDY TAKES CAMERON DOWN AS SHE TRANSITIONS THE KIMURA LOCK INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! THANK U, NEXT ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON IS IN TROUBLE! CAMERON IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that Cameron has enough energy to counter this move! Both women have been put through so much in this match! Cameron is trying to use her other arm to reach for the bottom rope, but Kassidy has a good hold of Cameron’s injured right arm as she pulls it back! Cameron is crying out in pain! The official is asking if Cameron if she wants to submit, but Cameron says no! She wants to keep fighting! She wants to keep going!

Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART BEGINS TO STOMP ON SKULL OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! YOU CAN HEAR CAMERON’S SCREAMS OF PAIN! SHE IS SHAKING HER HEAD NO! KASSIDY HEART IS TEARS AT THE MOMENT! SHE CONTINUES TO KICK THE HELL OUT OF CAMERON’S HEAD! KASSIDY IS ALMOST GETTING REVENGE FOR WHAT CAMERON DID TO HER WITH THOSE STEEL STEPS!

Jake Mercer: KASSIDY CONTINUES TO PULL BACK ON CAMERON’S ARM! SHE’S GOING TO RIP CAMERON’S ARM FROM HER SOCKET! I CAN’T WATCH THIS ANYMORE! CAMERON, THINK ABOUT YOUR WELLBEING! QUIT AND LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY! COME ON, CAMERON! BE REASONABLE! CAMERON IS SHAKING HER HEAD NO! YOU CAN SEE HER HEAD SHAKING GETTING A LOT SLOWER! CAMERON IS FADING! THE OFFICIAL IS LOOKING DOWN TO SEE IF CAMERON RESPONDS!

Stew-O: CAMERON ELLA AVA IS UNRESPONSIVE! KASSIDY HEART RETAINS! KASSIDY HEART TAKES DOWN THE GODDESS!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Put Em Up” plays through the speakers as the crowd is giving a mixed ovation for Kassidy Heart, who can’t seem to release Thank U, Next off of Cameron Ella Ava. The referee is needing to pull Kassidy away from Cameron. After that, Kassidy lays on her back as she recovers from the match. Cameron is recovering across from Kassidy.)

Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…BY SUBMISSION…AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… KAASSSSSSSSSIIIIIDIDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Both of these women took each other to hell and back! I don’t get how any of these women are still alive after everything that occurred in the match! There were so many parts in this match that could have ended the match there!

(REPLAY: It goes to Kassidy Heart hitting the steel chair onto Cameron Ella Ava’s spine before placing it underneath Cameron’s skull and connecting with Painfully Ever After! It goes later in the match with Cameron whips Kassidy towards the steel steps, but Kassidy counters. Cameron manages to stop herself from colliding onto the steel steps! Kassidy goes to push Cameron onto the steel steps, but Cameron side steps as Kassidy goes head first against the steel steps. It pans to Cameron placing Kassidy’s head in between the ring post and steel steps before kicking it in multiple times, possibly causing a concussion. It transitions to Cameron demanding for the official to end the match and award her the title. Before the official end the match, Kassidy gets to her feet, which shocks Cameron.)

(REPLAY CONTINUES: It goes to Cameron connecting with Glass Ceiling from the top turnbuckle to ringside. It shows Kassidy paying homage to Mr. DEDEDE with a spear, but Cameron kick out of that. It shows Kassidy going for The Neiman Marcus of Wrestling Moves, but Cameron head butting herself out of the move. It goes to Cameron applying the Ava Lock, but Kassidy showing signs of that not stopping her. It goes to Kassidy connecting with Painfully Ever After on Cameron and ending up with a near fall. It shows Kassidy flipping out and Cameron using that as a distraction to connect with Breaking Barriers and ending up with a near fall of her own! It goes forward to Cameron setting up Kassidy for the Stardust Breaker. As Cameron goes for the ripcord part of the move, Kassidy catches Cameron with a kimura lock before transitioning with the Fujiwara armbar. Kassidy stomps on Cameron’s head as she applies the move and after a while, Cameron becomes unresponsive and ends the match.)

(It transitions back to the ring with Kassidy Heart sitting in the corner. The Universal Women’s Championship is draped on her shoulder. Meanwhile, Cameron Ella Ava is clutching to right arm in pain. It seems like Cameron could have strained her arm. Cameron seems to be emotionally drained and unaware of what the hell just happened as Consuela Rose Ava rushes to her aid and assists her sister of the ring. Consuela holds Cameron up as Cameron clutches her right arm. The fans around the front row are applauding Cameron and her efforts tonight. Despite losing, there is no one that should deny how good Cameron is. Cameron turns back to exchange a look at Kassidy in the ring before turning back and heading up the ramp.)

Jake Mercer: Cameron Ella Ava showed the world tonight that she can hang with the new crop of women. That should never be a question for anyone. Anyone who doubts her, doesn’t know what she is capable of. This is a woman who has been here since women were called Vixens. She was here when the Women’s World Championship was brought in. She was backstage as the Universal Women’s Championship was introduced. She has been here for three different eras of women. Cameron is a future World Champion.She just wasn’t hungry enough for this championship. Tonight isn’t the night, but it’s nothing to beat herself up about. I just hope that arm isn’t banged up.

Stew-O: Is there anyone that can stop Kassidy Heart? Her second title defense ends like just the first, with her knocking her opponents unconscious. She continues to prove that there is no one was brutal and dominating as her! If these are the title defense we need to expect from her, this may be one of the most memorable title reigns in recent memory. Congratulations to Kassidy Heart!

(Kassidy Heart musters up enough energy to get to her feet and raise the Universal Women’s Championship high in the air and continues to celebrate in the ring.)

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Deadprez (Talking over the graphic): And now it’s time for one of the most anticipated bouts on this card! Mark Michaels continues to try to prove the higher ups wrong and continue his reign as PURE Champion, which started at Pain For Pride. Harlow Reichert has been waiting for an opportunity like this for a while now and she’s looking to break through the glass ceiling tonight! This has been one of the most heated rivalries in the past month, and it all started….with an Olive Garden coupon.

(Promo package airs for Mark Michaels vs. Harlow Reichert. It starts at Midsummer Massacre and shows highlights of Harlow’s performance in the Elimination Match and her winning moment. Later in the night, she goes to Jenny Punk’s office and wonders with the “special opportunity” is and it turns out to be a coupon to Olive Garden and a meeting with HRDO. It forwards to Harlow’s lunch with HRDO at Olive Garden where Mark disguised as a waiter brutally attacked both the Vice President and Harlow.)

(It includes Mark’s attempts to bring that fire out of Harlow with little to no success; from attacking Harlow after her match with Viktor Stone to throwing a steel chair and allowing her to punch him, which Harlow just walks away. It goes forward to Mark having an interview and stating his motivations for wanting to bring the fire out of Harlow. He claims that he wants to make this match mean something and have Harlow so invested; that her heart breaks when she loses to him. He states that he has a surprise for her in the ring next week.)

(It goes forward to Mark in the ring and he is talking shit about her career and how she is as a person. Harlow comes out and states that wrestling wasn’t what she always wanted, but it provided her with something that other sports did not provide her and that’s with setbacks. She talks about her mentor Xavier Williams and the potential that he saw in her. Mark responds saying that if Harlow wants to learn how to be a disappointment, Xavier is the perfect man for the job. Harlow completely snaps as the two of them begin to brawl in the ring. Officials race to the ring to hold each competitor back. Emotion and anger in their eyes, but Mark fights off the officials and launches onto Harlow as officials go to hold him back again. It includes Harlow laying out Mark with the Atonement. HRDO comes out and kicks Mark out of the arena. The video package ends with both staring at each other from the top of the ramp and in the ring with Mark holding his PURE Championship up high on the ramp.)

(The camera transitions back to the ring where Gina Romano is standing by smiling ear to ear.)

Gina Romano: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is set for….

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(The lights go out as “Just ‘Cos You Got The Power” by Motorhead hits as Mark Michaels walks out from gorilla position in a spotlight wearing the PURE Championship around his waist to a very loud chorus of boos from close to 90,000 people in Jordan-Hare Stadium.)

(Mark Michaels removes the PURE Championship from his waist and then puts it on his left shoulder looking around at the sea of humanity at the top of the stage absolutely soaking in the negative reaction he is receiving. He then walks down to the ring holding the PURE Championship up high the whole way.)

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA!! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS!!! HE IS THE REIGNING EAW PURE CHAMPION…..”THE LETHAL INJECTION”…….MMMMAAARRRKKK MMMIICCCHHAAEELLLSS!!!!!

Mark Michaels: I’M YOUR PURE CHAMPION!!! LEARN TO ACCEPT IT CAUSE IT AIN’T CHANGIN!!

Deadprez: It sure doesn’t look like Mark isn’t lacking any confidence here tonight! His reign started at Pain for Pride and he wants to keep that championship mainly because he thinks EAW hates to see him with it. Everyone wants him to lose tonight and Mark wouldn’t want it any other way. This is where he thrives.

Gavin Kirkland: You think he gon regret bringing that fire out of Harlow last week?

Deadprez: I guess we’ll find out here in just a few minutes. You think Mark can silence his critics and the higher ups again here tonight?

Gavin Kirkland: I mean ehh, he can kick rocks for all I care. He’s on a mission to put us all out of a job. I CAN’T GO BACK TO UNEMPLOYMENT PREZ!

(Mark Michaels walks up the steps and steps through the middle rope and holds the PURE Championship high in the air in the center of the ring and embracing the very loud boos from the crowd.)

(The lights turn back on as Mark’s theme fades. Mark is holding the PURE Championship on his shoulder just looking around to this huge capacity crowd booing and now chanting “FUCK YOU MARK!”)

Crowd: FUCK YOU MARK!! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* FUCK YOU MARK!!

(Mark Michaels is smiling looking around just soaking it in. This goes on for about 30 seconds.)

(“Castle” by Halsey hits as the crowd switches to a loud ovation for Harlow as she walks out onto the top of the stage. She scans the entire stadium seeming a bit nervous then takes a deep breath and shakes it off as she begins her walk to the ring.)

Gina Romano: AND THE CHALLENGER!! FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND!! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE POUNDS!! “MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN”….HHHAAARRRLLOOWWWWWW RRREEEIICCCHHEERRTTTT!!!!!!

Deadprez: Just look at the determination on her face! She is on a mission tonight to capture that PURE Championship and get her hands on Mark. What an opportunity tonight for Harlow in front of this capacity crowd here in Auburn, Alabama!

Gavin Kirkland: THICC!

Deadprez: :snoop:

Deadprez: Anyways, Harlow has come a long way in her journey in EAW. Let’s see if she can take the next step in her journey right now and become PURE Champion! She certainly earned this chance at Midsummer Massacre…even if this wasn’t the original prize or not.

(The camera transitions to a quick shot of Deadprez and Gavin at the announce table.)

Gavin Kirkland: I mean, I still can’t believe she wasn’t grateful for Olive Garden. Like why?! After all, they’re a highly respected establishment that treats everybody like family!

(Gavin throws his thumb up at the camera smiling.)

Deadprez: :russwtf:

Gavin Kirkland: Moving on.

(Harlow slides in the ring and is staring at a hole through Mark Michaels as he is to her. She slowly makes her way to her corner and stands there not taking her eyes off Mark as “Castle dies down.)

(Mark looks at his PURE Championship before handing it to the referee slowly. The referee then raises the championship up high for the world to see. He then checks both wrestlers for weapons as they are illegal in PURE rules.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: AND WE’RE UNDERWAY! Again PURE Rules, no closed fist punches, Both Harlow and Mark are allowed only 3 rope breaks to save themselves from a pin or submission. And they both get a 20 count instead of 10.

Gavin Kirkland: And now both wrestlers are stepping to the center of the ring. And now both are just staring at one another…AND WOAH!!! MARK JUST SLAPPED THE HELL OUT OF HARLOW!!!

Mark Michaels (no mic): YOU DON’T BELONG HERE WITH ME! I’M THE RIGHTFUL PURE CHAMPION!! DO YOU UNDERSTAN–

Deadprez: AND WOAH HARLOW TACKLES MARK TO THE GROUND!!! SHE’S THROWING BODY SHOTS AND MARK IS TRYING TO COVER UP! MARK I SEE IS TRYING TO BRING THAT FIRE OUT AGAIN AND HARLOW BETTER BE CAREFUL HERE THAT SHE DON’T GET DISQUALIFIED FALLING RIGHT INTO MARK’S TRAP!

Deadprez: The referee is able to get some separation between the two and Harlow is fuming right now to get her hands on Mark! Is Mark…Is Mark smiling? He thinks his plan might just work out.

Deadprez: And now both competitors lock up in the center of the ring! Mark has the weight advantage by almost a 100 pounds. And Mark has her in a side headlock. Mark drops down to one knee trying to tighten his hold on Harlow’s head but Harlow runs and pushes Mark to the ropes and Mark bounces back and runs into a dropkick to the face from Harlow! And now Mark rolls out of the ring holding his face taking his time to get back in the ring.

Gavin Kirkland: And now look, Harlow is demanding for Mark to get back in the ring but Mark is in no hurry to do so! Mark is demanding the referee back her up and now as Harlow approaches the ropes telling him to get in the ring Mark takes that opportunity to grab Harlow by her legs and drag her to the outside underneath the ropes! Mark now grabs her by her head and throws her back first in the barricade!! Mark seems proud of himself. He drew up a game plan tonight and it seems to be working! Now Mark tosses Harlow back in the ring and Mark once again takes his time to get in the ring and now he finally does sliding in. Mark reaches down for Harlow on the mat and WOAH!! HARLOW HAS HIM CAUGHT IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!

Deadprez: I don’t think Mark saw that coming from Harlow! He thought he was in firm control and now he seems stuck in the center of the ring! Harlow has it locked in tight! Mark though is able to squirm his way to the rope and throws his right foot on it! Mark had to burn one of his rope breaks because he was being a little too cocky.

Gavin Kirkland: Harlow now is up and walks to Mark in the corner holding his throat. She picks up Mark in an upright position and she now throws a shoulder thrust into the midsection of Mark! And now she does it again! And again! She now picks up Mark and places him on the top rope…what does she have planned here?! Mark is trying to fight off whatever she has planned as he is throwing kicks to the face of Harlow trying to get her to back away and he does just that…BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND BECAUSE HARLOW LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL CHARGES UP THE TOP ROPE WITH HIM AND HITS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE MAT!! SHE COVERS!!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWOOO!!!!!!

Deadprez: And Mark Michaels gets the shoulder up at two! Mark and pretty much none of us I can guarantee saw that coming from Harlow! Harlow now is to her feet and she is waiting for Mark to get to his. Mark is finally up and Harlow turns him around and kicks him in the midsection. She has him in a powerbomb position but Mark counters it with a back body drop! Mark is holding his back from the suplex from the top rope earlier and now he charges at Harlow in the corner but Harlow got her feet up to stop Mark right in his tracks! She leaps herself to sit on the top turnbuckle and grabs Mark and is looking for maybe a sunset flip powerbomb…BUT MARK HOLDS ON TO THE ROPES!! Harlow landed right on her ass and Mark turns around and hits a kick right to the middle of her back. Harlow is screaming in pain from that one!

Gavin Kirkland: Mark may feel the end is near and can taste victory! He wastes no time as he lifts up Harlow but I think maybe Harlow was playing possum…..SHE HITS A ENZIGUIRI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF MARK’S HEAD! MARK FALLS ON HIS BACK! Both competitors are down now and it’s a race to see who gets to their feet first…and Harlow is almost up as Mark on the other side of the ring is using the ropes to help himself up but looks a little out of it from that kick to the head he just took! Harlow is up and she turns around to see Mark stumbling and he turns around and HARLOW KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION AND HAS HIM IN POSTION FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE FATE’S END!! SHE HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR– BUT MARK REVERSES IT AND TURNS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT! HOW DID HE DO THAT?! BUT MARK DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER THOUGH…IT’S AS IF HE FEELS THAT WON’T BE ENOUGH TO PUT HARLOW AWAY!

Deadprez: He now picks up Harlow with urgency and now places Harlow on his shoulders! But Harlow is throwing elbows to the face of Mark repeatedly! And Harlow is able to slip out from behind and she throws a forearm right into the back of Mark’s head! Mark drops to one knee! HARLOW IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES FACING THE FRONT OF MARK AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH LES MISERABLES!! THAT DEADLY KNEE KICK!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT OH MY GOD MARK CAUGHT HER LEGS IN MID AIR!! MARK HAS HER LEGS UP AS SHE’S DOWNED AND MARK LOCKS IN THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK ON HARLOW!!! HARLOW IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS MARK IS APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE ON THIS SUBMISSION HOLD! HARLOW IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS BUT SHE’S IN THE DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!! SHE IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES BUT SHE’S TAKING A LOT OF DAMAGE DOING SO! MARK IS SCREAMING AT HER TO TAP! SHE’S GOTTEN CLOSER TO THE ROPES BUT WOAH SHE FLIPS MARK OVER AND REVERSES THE PRESSURE!! MARK IS NOW IN PAIN….BUT MARK USES HIS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE AND FLIPS IT BACK TO HIS FAVOR!! HARLOW IS GOING TO TAP HERE—BUT HARLOW REACHES WITH ALL HER WILL AND GETS THE ROPE BREAK!! THAT’S HER FIRST OF THE MATCH!

Deadprez: Mark looks a bit frustrated but he knows he did a lot of damage to the leg of Harlow! Harlow is on the ground clutching her right leg and now I think Mark smells blood! He lifts up her right leg and starts throwing kicks at it! AND LOOK! THE REFEREE IS PULLING MARK AWAY GIVING HIM A WARNING! MARK LOOKS DISGUSTED! MARK AFTER A FEW SECONDS MOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY AND APPROACHES HARLOW BUT HARLOW CATCHES HIM IN A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!!!!

TTWWWOOO!!!!!!

TTTHHRREEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: MARK GETS OUT OF IT!! BOTH ARE UP TO THEIR FEET QUICKLY AND HARLOW RUNS AT MARK AND MARK ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE BUT HARLOW DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND……LES MISERABLES!!!! THE FLYING KNEE CONNECTS TO A UNSUSPECTING MARK MICHAELS!!

Deadprez: BUT MARK IS NEAR THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HE USES HIS RING AWARENESS AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS HARLOW WAS REACHING FOR HIM TO GO FOR THE PIN!! Harlow sits in between the first and bottom rope thinking maybe her best chance just went out the window there. She just looks down at Mark for a few seconds now and she stands up and grabs Mark’s hair from in the ring! But Mark hits Harlow with a hard headbutt causing Harlow to fall on her back inside the ring! Mark is still on the outside not having a clue on where he is. He wanders over now to the timekeepers are and he grabs the PURE Championship….WHAT IN THE HELL?!

Gavin Kirkland: IS HE GON WALK OUT OF HERE?! NO HE TAKES IT IN THE RING!

Deadprez: :lupe:

Gavin Kirkland: BUT THE REFEREE IS REFUSING TO LET HIM USE THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT HERE! IT’S AGAINST PURE RULES! MARK IS STILL ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE BUT HARLOW BEHIND MARK CHARGES AND LEAPS HIGH IN THE AIR AT MARK BUT MARK SIDESTEPS ITS AND HARLOW LANDS RIGHT ONTO THE REFEREE!! SHE LANDED PRETTY MUCH RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS HEAD BY HOW HIGH SHE LEAPED!

Deadprez: THE REFEREE IS DOWN! Harlow puts her hands to her head realizing the mistake she just made BUT OH MY GOD!! SHE TURNS AROUND AND MARKS STRIKES HER WITH THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! MARK GETS RID OF THE EVIDENCE AS HE TOSSES THE CHAMPIONSHIP OUT OF THE RING! HARLOW IS DOWN!!

Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW IS COMING TO AND STIRRING! SHE’S ON ONE KNEE AND MARK IS JUST WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT! AND…..HE GOES FOR THE DOWNFALL!!!—-AND IT CONNECTS!! THE CURBSTOMP CONNECTS AND HARLOW IS OUT COLD AS MARK GOES FOR THE COVER! THE REFEREE IS SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT AND DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING! THE REFEREE SEES THE COVER AND GOES OVER TO COUNT IT!!

OOOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: NOT THIS WAY!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Deadprez: NOT THIS WAY!!

TTTHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!-

Deadprez: NOT THIS WAY DAMMIT!!!

Deadprez: HARLOW KICKS OUT OF IT!!!

(The entire stadium roars in cheers as Mark has a stunned look on his face.)

Gavin Kirkland: HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL?!?! MARK IS ASTONISHED! YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO HARLOW FINDING WHATEVER WILL TO WIN SHE HAD LEFT TO KICK OUT OF THAT!!

Deadprez: What’s Mark have to do now to keep Harlow down? He is thinking for sure and he rises to his feet and stands in the corner just looking down at Harlow shaking his head. He now aggressively picks her up and sets her up for the Snapshot fisherman suplex! Harlow is trying to battle back with everything she’s got left but Mark has more power and gets her up in the air!! BUT HARLOW COUNTERS LANDING ON HER FEET HITTING A NECKBREAKER FROM MARK’S BACKSIDE! HARLOW MAY HAVE BOUGHT HERSELF A LITTLE BIT OF TIME HERE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN AGAIN AND ONCE AGAIN IT’S A RACE TO SEE WHO GETS TO THEIR FEET FIRST!

Gavin Kirkland: And now both are pulling themselves up on opposite sides of each other…Harlow charges and hits a dropkick to Mark’s knee dropping him to one knee and now HARLOW RUNS TO THE ROPES….SHE SPRINGBOARDS…..ATONEMENT!!!—NO!! MARK CAUGHT HER IN MID AIR! MARK HAS HER IN A POWERSLAM POSITION NOW AND CHARGES WITH HER TO THE CORNER BUT HARLOW MANAGES TO ESCAPE FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES THE FULL HEAD OF STEAM MARK SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! HARLOW SEES THIS AS HER CHANCE!

Deadprez: HARLOW NOW TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND WAITS FOR MARK TO BACK HIS SHOULDER OUT FROM THE CORNER WHERE HE HIT THE RING POST! MARK FINALLY DOES AND MARK TURNS AROUND—LES MISERABLES!!!! THE FLYING KNEE CONNECTS AGAIN! HARLOW IS CRAWLING TO THE COVER!! DO WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!?!

OOOOONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTHHRREEEEE!!!!!!!-

Deadprez: NEW CHAMPION!!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT WOAH!! THE REFEREE JUST SAW MARK SLIDE HIS FOOT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HARLOW IS IN DISBELIEF BUT WHAT GREAT RING AWARENESS FROM MARK THERE! THAT’S HIS SECOND ROPE BREAK OUT OF THREE!

Deadprez: NOW HARLOW DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE. WAIT…WHAT’S THAT LOOK?!—HARLOW IS LOOKING AT MARK MOTIONLESS ON THE GROUND AND WHERE HE’S POSITIONED IN THE RING AND SHE LOOKS AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…SHE’S MAKING HER WAY UP THERE!! MARK STILL YET HAS TO MOVE! HARLOW IS LOOKING TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY AS SHE STANDS TALL AND BALANCES HERSELF ON THE TOP ROPE….WUTHERING HEIGHTS CONNECTS!!! THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT OH NO MARK GOT HIS KNEES UP!!! AND NOW MARK TRANSITIONS INTO THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN!! THE LEBEL LOCK IS LOCKED IN! HARLOW IS A BIT FAR FROM THE ROPES AND I DON’T KNOW IF SHE HAS THE ENERGY TO DRAG HERSELF THERE!!!

Mark Michaels: TAP!! TAP YOU STUPID BITCH!

Deadprez: HARLOW MADE ONE MISTAKE AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT COST HER HERE AS HER FACE IS TURNING RED! HARLOW IS TRYING WITH ALL HER WILL TO DRAG HER BODY TO THE ROPES!! SHE STILL HAS A WAYS TO GO! NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT TAP! SHE HAS HER HAND UP!!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT OH SHIT HARLOW MANAGES TO ROLL MARK ON HIS BACK AND TURN IT INTO A PIN!!!

OOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTWWWOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTTHHRREEEEE!!!!!!-

Deadprez: MARK REVERSES IT BACK INTO THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN!!!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN TIGHTER THIS TIME RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE HAS MUCH LEFT HERE! SHE’S STILL FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO FADE AWAY! MARK IS APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!! SHE LOOKS OUT GUYS!!! THE REFEREE RAISES HER HAND—

ONE!

Deadprez: THERE’S ONE! MARK IS RELENTLESS WITH THE HOLD STILL!

TWO!-

Gavin Kirkland: ONLY ONE MORE TIME THE HAND HAS TO DROP!

Deadprez: :lupe:

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Gavin Kirkland: AND THE HAND DROPS!!! HARLOW’S OUT!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!

(“Just ‘Cos You Got The Power” by Motorhead hits as Mark Michaels rolls off the passed out Harlow Reichert and lays on the mat exhausted to a sea of loud boos from the crowd. Mark stands up and has his hand raised high and is awarded the PURE Championship.)

Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..AND SSSSTTTTIIIIIIILLLLLLLL THE EAW PURE CHAMPION……MMMAARRRRKKK MMMMIICCCHHAAEEELLSSS!!!!

(Mark is celebrating holding his championship high before sliding out of the ring and embracing the boos once again. The crowd eventually starts chanting FUCK YOU MARK! once again.)

Crowd: FUCK YOU MARK! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* FUCK YOU MARK!!

Mark Michaels (Without a mic): FUCK YOU TOO AUBURN!

(The camera transitions back into the ring as Harlow regains her consciousness and is being helped out of the ring. She then refuses help and wants to walk on her own. The crowd gives her a loud standing ovation.)

Deadprez: Well Mark retained the PURE Championship but you have to give it up for this woman. She refused to give up this fight whenever she was put in the position. She never submitted either. A lot to be proud of tonight for that woman, the future is definitely bright for this young woman as her journey will continue on!

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(Highlight video packing recapping the history between Xander Payne and Myles as Tag Team Champions and partners to the fallout of Xander turning on Myles and the recent back and forth that brought us to this match here tonight)

(Camera pans to Gina Romano standing in the ring)

Gina: The following Grudge Match is set for ONNEEE FALL!!

( ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speaker to heavy boos as the arena begins to get dark. As his theme song continues to play, light is showcased on the right side of the stage. Three tombstones can be seen through the smoke. The first one reads “Mr. Myles”, while the second one reads “Mrs. Myles”. The camera pans across these tombstones until it reaches the last one. The last one states ‘Myles: 1993 – Sunday, September 22, 2019.” )

( Replica corpses of Mr. and Mrs. Myles are shown in the caskets as Xander Payne makes his way through the stage. As he looks at the headstones, he smirks before marching down the ramp. On his shirt is his illustrated face with X’s covering his eyes. Xander enters the ring as the arena lights continue to flicker. The crowd rains down boos on him as Xander hypes himself up. )

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST!! FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS….. HEEE ISS THE PAAAYNNNEKILLLLLERRR… XAAAAANNNDDERRR PAAAYYNNNE!!!

Deadprez: This could be the last time we could ever see Myles in an elite squared circle. It seems that Xander Payne has made a pledge that he will destroy and put an end to the selfishness of Myles and he conveyed that message through an eerie way. Not only are those the tombstones of Myles’ parents, but those are also the tombstones of the entire Myles family.

Gavin Kirkland: As you can see on the tombstone, “1993 to Sunday, September 22, 2019”’; That is the year he was born and the date of today. Xander took a visit to Myles’ parents’ gravestones and you can imagine, Xander has infiltrated Myles’ brain and it appears that he is deeper than ever. Bringing in Myles’ family is a whole nother level and that could work as an advantage or disadvantage for Xander.

( Xander crouches in the corner as the spotlight focuses on him. )

Crowd: ONNEEE FALLL..!!!

(The lights go out as “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi begins playing. As the chorus begins, the lights return with Myles donning new special gold and black attire as he begins to make his way to the ring with an intense demeanor on his face)

Gina: Introducing first, From Melbourne, Australia! Weighing in at 208 Pounds!! “The Soldier” MYYYLLLEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS….!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: WE ARE OFF TO A HOT START AS MYLES AND XANDER START THIS OFF LIKE A HOCKEY FIGHT!! These former partners going to town on each other with simultaneous shots delivering at a rapid and violent pace. Myles gaining the upper hand as he continues his assault of vicious forearm smashes to the face of Xander! Xander leaning into the ropes as Myles Running CALF KICK TO THE FACE OF XANDER SENDING HIM CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! This is a personal match and you are crazy to think that ring would contain these two men. Myles setting himself up for high octane offense, as Xander uses the apron to pull himself up to his feet! MYLES RUNS.. SUICIDE DIVE CRASHING INTO XANDER LIKE A MISSLE! MYLES IS NOT DONE AS HE ROLLS HIMSELF BACK INSIDE OF THE RING, and he runs once again. AND FLIES FOR A TOPE CON HILO AS HE CRASHES ONCE AGAIN INTO XANDER! The referee trying to get these men to take the fight back inside the ring as Myles begins mounting Xander and begins smashing his fist into the face of his former partner!

Gavin Kirkland: Myles stops his onslaught of punches before grabbing Xander up to his feet and delivers a big European uppercut to the face of Xander! Xander holding his jaw before he’s quickly sent back inside of the ring! Myles follows him as he climbs onto the apron, Xander up quickly trying to swing for Myles head! But Myles ducks and sends a shoulder thrust from the apron into the mid-section of Xander. Xander backing up as Myles begins to set himself for some springboard offense. MYLES SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK INTO XANDER PAYNE! Xander Payne trying to back Myles off as Myles was getting up and coming towards him. MYLES SWINGS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK. Xander ducks and locks Myles from behind with a waist lock and he’s looking to go for a GERMAN SUPLEX! AND HE THROWS MYLES. BUT MYLES LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND PAYNE! Payne rising up and turns around… MYLES RUNS FOR A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE. Xander evades the attack, AND SPINS FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE ALMOST DECAPITATING MYLES. Xander with his first piece of offense in this match and he delivered it in a big way!

Deadprez: Xander rising up to his feet raising his arms high as this crowd shows displeasure and Xander is just soaking it up! Myles trying to pull himself up as he’s on all floors. BUT XANDER WITH A SOCCER LIKE PENALTY KICK TO THE RIBS OF MYLES! Xander enjoying inflicting pain on Myles and that tells you all about what he thinks of him. Xander grabbing Myles and aggressively applies a headlock wearing his opponent down with a hold. Myles trying to get out of this but it’s draining to use any energy you have to get out of this hold with a man the size of Xander. But Myles is trying and he won’t quit, Myles doing his damnest to rise to his feet but Xander won’t let up on the headlock. But Myles insisting on rising to his feet, Myles rising. Xander looking around as this sold out crowd begins to get behind Myles! MYLES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION OF XANDER! AND HE DELIVERS ANOTHER BUT XANDER IS STILL HOLDING ON! AND MYLES WITH ANOTHER BIG ELBOW TO BODY. But before Myles can break loose, XANDER WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF MYLES.

Gavin Kirkland: Xander grabbing Myles up aggressively. AND HE BEGINS LIFTING HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! XANDER GOING FOR THE FIREMANS CARRY NECKBREAKER!! BUT MYLES DRIVING HIS ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF XANDER. REPEATED ELBOW SHOTS! Myles drops off Xander’s shoulders. AND HE TRIES FOR A SUPERKICK. XANDER CATCHES HIS BOOT,AND HE LIFTS HIM POWERBOMB STYLE AND RUNS. RUNNING SITOUT POWERBOMB BY XANDER AS HE PLANTS MYLES INTO THE CANVAS!! XANDER HOOKS THE LEG!!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEE….. TWOOOOOOOOOOO….

Deadprez: MYLES POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! Near fall. This match continues as Xander is staring a whole into the referee, before pulling Myles by his hair and begins PULLING AT HIS NOSE! DIRTY TACTIC BY XANDER AND ITS WHAT WEVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO FROM HIM AS HE’S TRYING TO PULL MYLES NOSE OFF OF HIS FACE! The referee quickly getting involved as Xander stops. Before he pulls Myles up to his feet by his hair, AND DELIVERS A BIG RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF MYLES. Myles backed into the corner as Xander runs. RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO THE CORNER AS MYLES IS STILL ON HIS FEET! XANDER COMES FORWARD ONCE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER RUNNING CLOTHESLINE AND IT LEAVES MYLES SITTING IN THE CORNER! Xander’s eyes light up as he rises up and sees his opponent prone in the corner, XANDER FULL SPEED AHEAD RUNS… CANNONBALL INTO THE CORNER ….. HE CLOBBERS MYLES!!! XANDER UP ON HIS FEET AS HE GRABS MYLES UP AND SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR. Xander disposing of Myles like he was a piece of trash, Xander making his way to the outside as he begins to go to come to our table right here and he begins to uncover our table! Removing the monitors and everything!

Gavin Kirkland: Xander grabs Myles up before smashing his face into the table! Myles prone on the table as Xander again lifts him and slams his head onto our desk again! Xander begins placing Myles onto the table.. And Xander climbs up the table as well! Xander is setting up for.. PAYNEKILLER! He’s going to try and package piledriver Myles through our table! He places Myles between his legs.. MYLES BLOCKING THOUGH AS THE REFEREE IS OUTSIDE WHEN HE SHOULD BE COUNTING BUT HE ALL WANT A DEFINITIVE WINNER TO THIS MATCH! Xander sending clubbing blows to the spine before trying to lift Myles again. BUT MYLES DROPS OUT OF POSITIONING FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE BY MYLES AS XANDER FLIES INTO THE FIRST ROW!!! My god! Myles catching a breath here as Xander is trying to pick himself up with use of the barricade, Xander climbing the barricade still a bit rocked from that knee strike! Myles jumps from our table to the barricade as he holds Xander up and looks around. SPANISH FLY FROM THE BARRICADE TO THE ANNOUNCER DESK AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!
Deadprez: Both men crashing through the table as the referee has had enough and rolls himself back inside the ring as he looks to begin his count!

Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

Deadprez:Both men are down, nobody wants this match to end with a hitch but it just might as the referee continues his count!

Referee: FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!

Deadprez: Myles stirring up, crawling, Xander gathering himself holding his mid-section! Myles inching himself closer, pulling the skirt of the ring and throws himself inside of the ring! Xander crawling!

Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT!

Gavin: XANDER PAYNE THROWS HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING!

Deadprez: Both men on all floors, rising, AND MYLES WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND XANDER COMES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN! AND MYLES WITH A RIGHT HAND AND XANDER COMES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! BOTH MEN TRADING BLOWS! ON THEIR KNEES BEFORE RISING TO THEIR FEET!!! AND WE GO BACK TO ANOTHER SLUGFEST!!!! BEFORE XANDER BURIES HIS KNEE INTO THE BODY OF MYLES! BUT MYLES WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE BODY OF XANDER! Xander hunched over as Myles WITH A SHORT SUPERKICK TO THE KNEE OF XANDER!! Xander drops, AND MYLES RUNS OFF THE ROPES!! AND COMES FORWARD WITH THE SHINING WIZARD AS HE KNOCKS XANDER COMPLETELY OUT!!!

Gavin: Xander could be done here! But Myles, doesn’t look like he’s going to settle for the cover! This could be a mistake, Myles making his way to the apron! And begins scaling to the top turnbuckle! Myles climbing, but Xander is moving around on the canvas and gets up quickly! Myles doesn’t realize it as Xander COMES FORWARD WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND OVER THE TOP TO MYLES! Xander with a headbutt! And he begins climbing to the top turnbuckle as well! Myles trying to fight back with a european uppercut, Xander delivering a big headbutt! And he applies a front facelock! AND HE LIFTS MYLES HIGH IN THE AIR!!! MYLES BEING LIFTED!!! THIS COULD NOT END WELL!!!! AND… XANDER PAYNE WITH A BRAINBUSTER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE DROPPING MYLES HEAD ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! MYLES DROPS!!!!! XANDER!!! HE HOOKS HIS LEG!!

Referee: ONNNEEEE…TWOOOO…..THRRR–

Deadprez: HE POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!!! MYLES REFUSING TO STAY DOWN!!! AND XANDER IMMEDIATELY UP TO HIS FEET!!! He GRABS THE REFEREE THREATENING TO HIT HIM!! HE THOUGHT HE HAD THE VICTORY!!! Myles is slowly recovering as all of this is going on! Xander needs to stay on the attack and don’t get frustrated, he has him! The referee demanding that Xander releases him by his collar! Myles though, pulling himself up with the ropes! XANDER SWINGS AT THE REFEREE!!!! BUT MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! XANDER PULLS THE REFEREE IN!!! MYLES SUPERKICK’S THE REFEREE!!! Myles looking on in shock, AND XANDER!!! LOW BLOW!! HE KICKS MYLES STRAIGHT IN THE GROIN!!!! What a plan! Xander looking on with a smirk on his face, before he leaves the ring! And immediately pushes the time keeper out of the chair! And he folds the chair before throwing it inside of the ring! Xander with that chair in hand, the back of his opponent exposed! AND XANDER BRINGS DOWN THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SPINE OF MYLES!!! XANDER TALKING TRASH WHILE YELLING AT HIS PARTNER TO STAY DOWN AND HE CONTINUES BEATING HIM OVER THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR!! REPEATED CHAIRSHOTS!!! OVER! AND OVER!! AND OVER!!! XANDER FOLDS THE CHAIR IN THE SITTING POSITION!!

Gavin Kirkland: This is looking bad for Myles, this match has just become a damn no holds barred match! Xander grabbing a lifeless Myles up to his feet and stares him in his eyes, could be telling him that his end is near! He kicks him in the mid-section, and then lifts him for a powerbomb! RISING HIM UP!!! BUT MYLES!! DRIVING HIS FIST INTO THE FACE OF XANDER!! FIGHTING TO AVOID DISASTER! Myles drops down in front of Xander, and delivers a ROLLING ELBOW!!! Discus elbow to the face rocking Xander! Xander rocked, as Myles switches for a go behind! Waist lock! AND MYLES GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX AS THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD HITS THE SEAT OF THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! Myles may have just sealed the deal! My god! Xander holding the back of his head in pure agony! And I see blood on his hands! Xander is bleeding from the back of his head! My god, Myles grabbing Xander up to his feet! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP!!! DEFACTO CONNECTS!!!!! HE PLANTS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!! He has this match won as he hooks his leg! BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE!!! MYLES SUPERKICK IS COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM!!!! THE REFEREE IS STILL DOWN!!! MYLES FRUSTRATED!!! He begins pushing the referee trying to get him to come up! The referee is stirring! Myles pulling him as he goes back and grabs Xander who was just on all floors!

Deadprez: Myles is looking to go for Defacto again! BUT XANDER!!! THUMB TO THE EYE! And he sends Myles into the ropes with the whip! POP UP POWERBOMB!!! NO MYLES MANAGES TO JUMP OVER XANDER!! Xander turns! SUPERKICK!!!! Xander still standing.. DELIVERS A BIG SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!!! Myles staggered, BUT HE COMES BACK AND DELIVERS A SUPERKICK!!!! AND XANDER!! BARELY STANDING!!! BUT HE COMES BACK WITH AN ANSWER!! SUPERKICK!! THESE TWO MEN TRADING SUPERKICK’S! MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK! Xander can’t even raise his leg! MYLES COMES FORWARD WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!! Xander drops to a knee!

Myles: LOOK AT ME!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Deadprez: HE PULLS XANDER’S HEAD IN TO A KNEE STRIKE!! OH MY GOD!! The violence as blood spits out of the mouth of Xander! And he grabs him up! He pulls Xander up to his feet. AND HE’S!! HE’S GOING TO DELIVER XANDER’S MOVE!! HE’S GOING TO DELIVER THE PAYNEKILLER!!! MYLES PLANTS XANDER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!! HE JUST FINISHED XANDER WITH HIS OWN MOVE!!!! MYLES HOOKING THE LEG! THE REFEREE SLOWLY CRAWLING HIS WAY BUT HE’S MADE IT AND HE BEGINS TO COUNT!!

Referee: ONNNEEE…..TWOOOOOO……….THRRREEE.

Gavin Kirkland: XANDER KICKS OUT!!! XANDER MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!! Myles can’t believe it, he’s shocked. This audience is shocked as well, it was poetic that Myles hit the paynekiller on it’s owner but Xander kicks out! Myles! He looks on, he looks to stay on the attack! As Xander, rolling himself to the outside floor! Myles, that look just turns into frustration! MYLES RUNS!! AND DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A FROG SPLASH ONTO THE STANDING XANDER PAYNE!!! AND MYLES BEGINS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF XANDER!! SHOTS OVER THE TOP!! REPEATEDLY!!! Myles grabbing Xander up to his feet, and he sends a big european uppercut! And he grabs Xander and slams his face into the steel steps! And he grabs him and slams his face into the steel steps once again! Myles looks like he’s absolutely lost it! Myles backing up, and he runs at Xander. XANDER SPINS FOR THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE!! BLOODY NOSE!!!!! HE POPS THE HEAD OF MYLES BACK!!! Myles immediately stopped in his tracks!!!

Deadprez: Xander grabbing Myles between his legs!! AND HE LIFTS HIM HIGH!!! HE POWERBOMBS MYLES ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! THE BACK OF MYLES HITS THE STEPS!!! Myles also bleeding from his nose now! Xander grabbing Myles once again the powerbomb position! AND THIS TIME HE LIFTS HIM AND SLAMS HIM ONTO THE RING APRON!!! HE POWERBOMBS HIM ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!!! GOD!!!! MYLES JUST FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!! Xander bleeding from the back of his head and his mouth!! And he aggressively grabs the lifeless Myles up to his feet! And throws him inside of the ring! Xander rolls inside the ring! Xander grabs Myles up to his feet, AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES!! AND HE POPS HIM UP!! POP-UP POWERBOMB CONNECTING!!!! HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!! AND XANDER HOOKS THE LEG!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRR

Gavin: HE KICKS OUT!!!! MYLES HAS KICKED OUT!!!! Xander looks on!! He’s shocked! He can’t believe that didn’t end the match right there! Xander grabbing Myles up once again! AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES…. AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH ANOTHER POP-UP POWERBOMB AS HE VIOLENTLY DRILLS HIS FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER INTO THE MAT!!! Xander doesn’t even go for the pin! He grabs Myles up once again! AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES AGAIN!! XANDER SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES AND HE POP’S HIM UP FOR THE THIRD TIME!!! AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!! THIS IS GETTING HARD TO WATCH!! MYLES ISN’T MOVING AT ALL!! THIS TIME XANDER HOLDS ONTO MYLES!! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN!!! REPEATED POWERBOMBS!!! XANDER SLAMS HIM ONCE!!!!! AND HE POWERS HIM UP AGAIN!!! AND XANDER PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT ONCE AGAIN!!!! AND HE PLANTS!!! HIM!!! THIS IS LIKE THE SIXTH POWERBOMB HE’S DELIVERED!!!! HE POWERS HIM UP ONE LAST TIME AND HE JUST SLAMS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN BEFORE HE LETS GO!!

(The referee is checking on Myles before he signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The referee begins talking to Gina Romano telling her something as Xander is waiting in the corner and Myles is down and out)

Gina: The referee has ruled Myles unable to continue, therefore the winner BY TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT….!!!! XAAANDDEERRRRRRRR PAAAAYNNNNNNNEEEEEEE..!!!

(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as a Xander begins to celebrate as this crowd gives off their displeasure as Xander ignores it and continues to celebrate)

Deadprez: A chapter in the journey of Xander Payne looks like it has officially closed! For the past year he’s been intertwined with Myles one way or another and has never been able to escape from his shadow. Tonight was a definitive moment for the Paynekiller!

Gavin: Xander couldn’t be any more satisfied with what he was able to pull off tonight, knowing him we’ll be hearing about this for a long time to come. Now the question is what’s next for him? Is he ready to take that step to the next level? Or is this not the last we’ll see between these two men? I guess time will tell…

(Xander is shown continuing to gloat as the camera transitions into commercial)

(Serena Bennett appears in an ad for hooked on phonics. There’s nothing more romantic than teaching your illiterate significant other how to read, spell and write!)

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Stephie Love: Please welcome the Special Guest Referee for this match…. LIINNDDSEEYYY KIIINGSLEYYY!!!

( ‘Bad Decisions (Mashup)’ by Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato hits as Lindsey Kingsley walks out onto the stage in a referee’s shirt. She begins walking down towards the ring, not wasting any time.)

Stew-O: Lindey Kingsley has gotten herself into a very odd situation. One thing led to another, and now here she is as the special guest referee of the National Elite Championship match. The question is, will she call this match down the middle, or will sides be taken?

Flannery McCoy: That’s a good question, and I’m sure we’ll find our answer very soon.

(‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow hits and the crowd has a very mixed reaction, but the majority are booing as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. He doesn’t seem to care too much about the booing fans as he begins to walk down the ramp, to the ring as Stephie Love begins to speak.)

Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring… From Oakland, California…. Weighing in at 230 pounds… LLEEEEETHAALLLL COOONNNSSEEQUEENCESS!!!!!

Stew-O: LC may have been unsuccessful in his match against Impact for the World Heavyweight Championship, but now this is his chance to right that wrong as he takes on the National Elite Champion!

Flannery McCoy: LC has been in the head of Jack Ripley for weeks. If he keeps up the mind games the National Elite Championship could definitely be his for the taking!

Jake Mercer: It will be his! We’ve seen LC do something like this back at UCPW back in 1994, I’m sure he’ll do it again!

Stew-O: What is UCPW?

Jake Mercer: You really don’t know? Man, the idiots I’ve been placed with.

(‘Stitch’ by Wage War follows and the crowd switches to all cheers as Jack Ripley walks out to the stage, with the National Elite Championship on his waist. He’s staring right into the ring, looking right at Lethal Consequences as he begins to walk down the ramp.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 202 pounds… He is the EAW National Elite Champion, JAAAACK RIIIPPLLEEYYY!!!!

Jake Mercer: Alright! The National Elite Champion himself, Jack Ripley! Of course, I don’t know if I really want him to win, after all, in his last defence, he beat my name twin Jake Smith. Now he’s aiming to defeat the former UCPW World Champion himself.

Stew-O: Seriously does that place even exist?

Flannery McCoy: Probably not. Anyways, Jack has been on the receiving end of a whole ton of mind games from Lethal Consequences, and I’m sure having Lindsey Kingsley as the referee won’t be a huge help for him. I’m sure he’s gonna have to work hard here if he wants to retain that Championship.

ENTRANCE

( DING! DING! DING! )

Stew-O: This championship bout is officially underway as we are about to witness the seasoned veteran that is Lethal Consequences attempt to dethrone Jack Ripley of his EAW National Elite Championship. Lindsay Kingsley will be supervising this match and hopefully, that won’t act as a heavy price for both individuals’ here tonight.

Flannery McCoy: I mean, how can you not notice the beauty that is Lindsay Kingsley? Lethal Consequences should be in prison for rape and Ripley should be ditching his wife for her! Ripley and Consequences now standing off in the center of the ring as the crowd are split half-and-half in chants! Ripley and Consequences listening to the chants as they begin to exchange words!

Stew-O: A lot has transpired in the weeks building up to this championship match and we are going to get sheer brutality from these two. CONSEQUENCES BLASTS HIS FACE WITH A SLAP!!! A SLAP TO THE FACE AS RIPLEY IS IMMEDIATELY MET WITH DISRESPECT IN THE ONSET OF THIS MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: Consequences with a smug look on his face as Ripley looks up! AND DECKS HIM WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!! RIPLEY CONTRIBUTED EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY INTO THAT SLAP AS CONSEQUENCES RUNS THE ROPES!! RIPLEY BRINGS HIM DOWN!! ARM DRAG!! Consequences holds onto his arm and throws him into the ropes! RIPLEY REBOUNDS AS CONSEQUENCES JUMPS UP!! AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HEADLOCK!!

Stew-O: PLUMA BLANCA!!! NO!!! LC WAS LOOKING FOR THE KOJI CLUTCH IMMEDIATELY AS RIPLEY ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS FEET! Ripley runs past LC and jumps over him! SUNSET FLIP!!! LC ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET AND KICKS RIPLEY!! RIPLEY DUCKS AND SLIDES HIM DOWN WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!!

Flannery McCoy: RIPLEY QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!! SUPERKICK!!!! NO!!! RIPLEY TRYING FOR THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO EARLY INTO THIS MATCH AS LC HOLDS HIS FOOT!!! Ripley hopping on one leg as LC looks at him with disallowance! LC SPINS HIM AROUND!! HE JUMPS UP!!! ACCIDD REIGNNN!!!!

Stew-O: BUT RIPLEY SHRUGS HIM OFF AS BOTH MEN MEET IN THE MIDDLE AND STANDOFF!!! Both individuals were looking to start this match off with their finishing maneuvers, but they have done their homework on each other. LC CHARGES INTO RIPLEY!! RIPLEY DODGES AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! HURRICANRANA!!!

Flannery McCoy: LC IS SENT INTO THE CORNER AS RIPLEY CHARGES INTO HIM!! RIPLEY JUMPS AND TRAMPLES HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH! LC walks into the center as Ripley bounces off the ropes! LC JUMPS UP!! AND FLOORS HIM WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT DROPKICK!! A PRECISION DROPKICK THAT ROCKS THE CHAMPION AS THE CHALLENGER QUICKLY MUSCLES HIM INTO THE CORNER.

Stew-O: LC COMES OFF THE OPPOSITE CORNER!!! CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!!! RIPLEY MASHED INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AS LC SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING AND BACK!! RIPLEY PICKS LC UP!! AND TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!

Flannery McCoy: LC quickly gets back up to his feet as RIPLEY SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Ripley runs the ropes! HE SLIDES BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!! WRECKING BALL DROPKICK!!! BUT LC SIDE STEPS AND HOPS ONTO THE APRON!!! LC SOARS!!! JUMPING FOREARM!!! BUT RIPLEY DUCKS AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON!!! LC TURNS AROUND AS RIPLEY FLIES!!! CANNONBALLLL!!!!!

Stew-O: It is only fitting that the man who holds all the treasure fires a cannonball as Ripley brings him back into the ring! Ripley is seated on the top turnbuckle while LC returns back to his feet! RIPLEY JUMPS AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! JUMPING TORNADOOO DDDT!!!! RIPLEY GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER IN THIS MATCH!!

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Flannery McCoy: LC escapes! Ripley now aiming for LC’s lower body as he blasts his legs with roundhouse kicks! If Ripley is able to find that one discrepancy in LC’s body, that could be hazardous for Consequences’ chances of walking out with his championship title. If Ripley keeps this up, LC is gonna have to do more than ice his knees.

Stew-O: Ripley with another roundhouse kick, but LC grabs it before he could connect! LC holding his foot as Ripley lifts his other foot! ENZIGURI!! BUT LC DUCKS IT!! Ripley crawls under his legs and shoves LC into the corner! RIPLEY CHARGES INTO LC!! LC LIFTS HIM UP AND DIRECTS HIM ONTO THE APRON!

Flannery McCoy: LC DISCHARGES A DEVASTATING FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW OF RIPLEY BEFORE HE RUNS THE ROPES!!! LC CHARGES INTO RIPLEY AS RIPLEY SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!!! AND PLANTS LC WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! RIPLEY HOOKS HIS LEG!!

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Flannery McCoy: LC KICKS OUT! Ripley quickly forces him into the corner and Irish whips him into the opposite side. RIPLEY FOLLOWS THROUGH AND SMASHES LC INTO THE CORNER WITH A JUMPING FOREARM!! RIPLEY RUNS BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER WHILE LC FOLLOWS HIM!! AND LC SHATTERS HIS JAW WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!

Stew-O: Ripley staggered as LC runs the ropes! RIPLEY JUMPS UP!! HURRICANRANA!!! BUT LC HOLDS ON AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!!! RIPLEY JUMPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!! Both men turn around! ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! NO!! LC HOLDS ONTO HIS FEET, SPINS AROUND AND BLASTS HIM WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!!

Flannery McCoy: LC runs the ropes once again and rebounds… RIPLEY WITH A JUMPING HEADBUTT!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT FROM!?!?! RIPLEY BRINGING SOMETHING UNIQUE OUT OF HIS ARSENAL AS HE GRABS CONSEQUENCES AND HOOKS HIS TIGHTS!! LC PICKS HIM UP AND SPIKES HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! WHAT A COUNTER AS HE COVERS HIM!

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Stew-O: RIPLEY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! LC gets back up to his feet as he brings Ripley up. VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! BUT RIPLEY PULLS HIM DOWN AND CRADLES LC!!

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Flannery McCoy: LC escapes as both men get up to their feet! Ripley blocks the forearm strike and blasts LC’s right leg with a roundhouse kick! LC SWEEPS DOWN!!! RIPLEY HOPS OVER HIS LEGS AND SHATTERS HIS JAW WITH A BICYCLE KNEE!!! LC REELING TO THE CORNER AS RIPLEY RUNS BACK INTO HIM!!

Stew-O: LC LIFTS RIPLEY UP!! RIPLEY LANDS ON THE APRON AS LC TURNS AROUND!! RIPLEY LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES!! SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! BUT LC CATCHES HIM!!! HE HOLDS HIM IN PLACE AND TWISTS AROUND!! SPINNING neckbreaker!! LC COVERS HIM!!

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Flannery McCoy: Another kick out! LC pulls him up to his feet and begins to FIRE EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS AT HIM IN THE CORNER!! LC places him on the top turnbuckle as he joins him. LC hooking him up as he looks for a superplex! Ripley fighting off the challenger as he has him suspended! RIPLEY ROLLS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! AND BRINGS HIM DOWN!!! AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!! RIPLEY SLOWLY GOES FOR THE COVER!

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Stew-O: LC GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Ripley developing some frustration while Consequences rolls out to the apron. Ripley steps through the ropes and grabs Consequences. Ripley hooks both arms, twists him around and hoists LC up in the air! VERTEBREAKER?!?!?! LC GETS OUT OF THE HOLD AND LIFTS RIPLEY UP!!! AND PLANTS HIM ONTO THE APRON WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! The thud of Ripley going neck first onto the apron heard throughout the arena as LC pulls himself up the ropes.

Flannery McCoy: Ripley using the stairs to get up to his feet as CONSEQUENCES SOARS OFF THE APRON!!! AND DRIVES RIPLEY INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!! LC throws back into the squared circle. Ripley immediately exits and retreats as LC sprints around ringside! LC CHARGES INTO RIPLEY!!! RIPLEY PICKS HIM UP AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER BARRICADE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!

Stew-O: Ripley played possum and it successfully worked for him! Ripley with a smile on his face as he resets the referee count by rolling in and out of the ring. Ripley lifts his chin up and BLASTS HIS CHEST WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!!! LC winded by that chop as Ripley grabs his arms and IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! LC goes shoulder first into the steel steps!

Flannery McCoy: Ripley now grabs him from behind BUT LC SENDS HIM FALLING FORWARD, FACE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE STEEL STEPS!! I think Ripley’s eye socket went first into the edge and that may be damning for the champion! LC pulling his arms backwards as he gets his foot on the back of his head! AND PRESSURES HIS EYE SOCKET INTO THE EDGE OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!! LC TRYING TO MAKE HIM BLIND FOR THE FUTURE AS HE RELEASES THE HOLD AND KICKS HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!

Stew-O: Ripley screaming in pain as he covers his left eye in agony. I think there’s blood coursing down his face as LC grabs him and DRIVES HIM INTO THE OTHER STEEL STEPS!!! LC now grabbing his right hand, manipulates it and places it on the steel steps. LC on the top of the steps as he jumps up! AND CRUSHES THE HAND!! BUT RIPLEY GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND BLASTS HIM WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!!! LC SHOCKED BY THAT SLAP AS RIPLEY JUMPS UP!! GRABS LC’S HEAD AND SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE STAIRS WITH A HURRICANRANA!!!

Stew-O: Ripley with a beautiful hurricanrana to counter that stomp as he brings him back into the ring. Ripley grabbing the ropes as he jumps over and grabs LC’s head! AND SPIKES HIM WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT!! Ripley having trouble seeing as he hooks his leg for the cover!

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Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT!! Like we said before, Ripley continues to have difficulty seeing through his left eye as he tries to fight through the agony. Ripley forces LC into the turnbuckles and sprints from the opposite corner! LC GETS HIS FOOT UP!!! Ripley stunned as LC props himself on the top turnbuckle! RIPLEY WITH A CORNER ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI!!! What a connection as Ripley grabs LC and picks him off the top! LAWNDART TOSS!!!

Stew-O: BUT LC SINKS HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE LEFT EYE SOCKET OF RIPLEY!! RIPLEY YELLING IN AGONY AS LC WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS NECK, AND DRILLS HIM WiTHA SLEEPER SlAM BACKBREAKER!! THE FLASHBACK AS LC QUICKLY GOES FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!!

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Flannery McCoy: Ripley gets his shoulder up! LC immediately getting up to his feet and STOMPING THE RIGHT HAND OF RIPLEY!! Ripley shaking off the pain as LC CONTINUES THE TARGETED ASSAULT AS HE KICKS HIS LEFT HAND OFF THE MAT!!! Lethal Consequences promised everyone that Ripley will feel lots of pain at Territorial Invasion and he is fulfilling that! LC BLASTS HIS BACK WITH A SOCCER KICK!!!! He quickly rebounds off the ropes and DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO THE FACE OF THE SEATED RIPLEY!!

Stew-O: LC plucks Ripley off the canvas, grabs his tights, lifts him up and PLANTS HIM WITH A SUPLEX!! He doesn’t relinquish the hold as he rolls off the ground with Ripley AND SLAMS WITH ANOTHER VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! LC holds on again as he lifts him up in the air! He hoists him up in the air as he showcases his raw power! The crowd counting as LC continues to have him up in the air!

Flannery McCoy: RIPLEY TURNS IT AROUND AND APPLIES A SLEEPER HOLD!! Ripley latching on to the back of LC as he struggles to release the hold! LC attempting to thrust him into the corner, but Jack Ripley does not relinquish the sleeper hold! LC trying to find a way out as he begins to step up the turnbuckles!?!?! LC climbing to the top rope with Ripley on his back! THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL!!

Stew-O: LC with reckless intentions in mind!! RIPLEY RELEASES THE SLEEPER HOLD!!!! OH NO… RIPLEY FALLS BACKWARDS AND GRABS LC’S HEAD WITH A HEADSCISSORS!!! POIIISSONNNN RANNNNAAA OFF THE TOPPPPP ROPPPPE!!!!!! LC’S SKULL GOES SPLATTERING ONTO THE CANVAS AS RIPLEY COVERS HIM!!

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THR-

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT!! Ripley now climbing to the top as LC has yet to move! RIPLEY SOARS!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! BUT LC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! RIPLEY ROLLS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BEFORE RUNNING BACK INTO CONSEQUNCES!! LC TAKES HIM DOWN!! BLACKOUT!!! LC WAS GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER BUT RIPLEY SHOVES HIM AWAY!!

Stew-O: Both men get up to their feet as Ripley charges into LC! LC sidesteps and throws Ripley into the ropes! LC TURNS AND CONNECTS WITH A TIGER FEINT KICK! LC now quickly ascending the turnbuckles as Ripley gets up to his feet! LC STEPS OFF!! JUMPING CROSSBODDDYYY!!!! BUT RIPLEY CARRIES HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AS HE ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET!!!

Flannery McCoy: What raw power from the National Elite Champion as he lifts him up! LC hops over his shoulders and EATS A MOUTHFUL OF RIPLEY’S SHOULDER BLADE! Consequences stunned as Ripley runs into the corner. LC follows, but Ripley side steps and CONNECTS WITH A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI!

Stew-O: Ripley climbs to the top turnbuckle and BACKFLIPS!!! MOONSAULT!!! NO!!! LC CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR!!!! RIPLEY TURNS IT AROUND!! TORNADO DDT!!! BUT LC HOLDS ONTO RIPLEY!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LIFTS RIPLEY INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!! LC THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS RIPLEY BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH HIM!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Both men splattering onto ringside as LC was looking for a suplex into ringside but he failed to pull it off! Ripley and Consequences now gathered on the apron as they trade strikes! Ripley with a forearm smash! Consequences with a chop to the chest! RIPLEY JUMPS UP!!! ENZUIGIRI!!! BUT LC BLOCKS IT!!

Stew-O: LC WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH THAT ROCKS THE CHAMPION!!! Ripley rebounds off the ring post and charges into LC! HE TWIRLS AROUND HIS BODY!! OH MY!!! TILT-A-WHIRL DDT ONTO THE APRON!!! MY GOD!!! LC GOT SPIKED AS RIPLEY RUNS THE ROPES!!! SUIIIICIIIIDDDEEE DIVE!!! RIPLEY QUICKLY BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING AND GETS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! MOOOONNNNSAULLLLTT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! COVER!

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Flannery McCoy: LC GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Ripley beginning to get furious but he needs to stay concentrated if he intends on remaining champion after this match. Ripley looking for endgame! YOU’LL FLOAT TOOO!!! RIPLEY MISSES THE SUPERKICK AS LC JUMPS UP!! JUMPING ENZIGURI!!!!

Stew-O: Ripley rebounds off the ropes! DISCUS LARRRIAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!! WHAT A LARIAT AS RIPLEY CHARGES FROM THE CORNER INTO LC!!! LC GRABS HIM!!! ROWSS PEDDDALLL!!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO AS HOOKS HIS LEG!!

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Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT!!!! Lindsay Kingsley has done a wonderful job so far overseeing this match, but her being present has been a toll on both LC and Ripley’s mentality here tonight. This woman has been a distraction to both but this has been a highly competitive contest so far. The hell is Lethal doing? LC in the corner, stomping his foot as he seems to be going for a move out of Ripley’s arsenal?

Stew-O: The crowd heavily booing him as LC is looking for the You’ll Float Too superkick that Ripley has used to defend his championship many times in the past! SUPPPERKICK!!!! BUT RIPLEY GRABS HIS FOOT!!! RIPLEY HOLDING ONTO HIS FOOT AS HE STARES INTO THE EYES OF THE CHALLENGER!!! RIPLEY WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE SPINS LC AROUND!!!! WHAT THE!??!?! DIAMOND CUTTER FROM RIPLEY!!!! RIPLEY WITH AN ACID REIGN OF HIS OWN AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!

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THR-

Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! LC POWERS OUT!! Imagine what the headlines would be like if the veteran Lethal Consequences succumbed to his own finishing maneuver?!?! LC recuperating in the corner while Ripley charges into him! LC lifts Ripley over and onto the apron! RIPLEY JUMPS UP!!! ANOTHER ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI AS LC TURNS AROUND!!! RIPLEY SHOOTS FROM THE APRON!!! SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!! LC WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID AIR!!! LC WITH THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO SUPERKICK IN MID AIR AS HE COVERS HIM!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!

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THREE!!!

Stew-O: RIPLEY POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!?! THAT WAS SURE TO BE IT FOR THE CHAMPION!!!! Lethal Consequences can’t believe it! LC right in the face of Kingsley! Ripley has not moved an inch since that superkick and that may be a sign of the end for his championship reign!

Lethal Consequences (off-mic): Do your job and count faster, you fucking slut!

Flannery McCoy: What is LC doing now!??! Lethal Consequences now insisting on climbing to the top turnbuckle!!?!?! If LC wants to add another championship reign to his already successful career, he’s got to pull something out of the hat and this could be it!?!? LC is usually only on the top to topple standing opponents, but Ripley is out on the mat!

Stew-O: LC FLIPS!!! WHAT THE?!??!?! SHOOOTINNNNG STARRR PRESSS!!!!! BUT RIPLEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND NOBODY’S HOME!!! LC WENT FOR A DAMN SHOOTING STAR PRESS BUT RIPLEY WITH HIS MAGNIFICENT RING AWARENESS!!! LC GASPING FOR AIR AS RIPLEY SHOOTS FROM THE CORNER!! DAYYYLIGHHHHT SLAAAYIINNNG TIME!!! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF CONSEQUENCES’ HEAD!!

Flannery McCoy: Ripley isn’t going for the cover as he has him in his line of fire! LC IS DOWN ON KNEE AS RIPLEY CHARGES INTO HIM!!! SUUPPPPERKICKKKKKK!!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO TO THE JAW OF THE INEVITABLE AS RIPLEY HOVERS OVER FOR THE COVER!!! THIS IS IT!!

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THREE!!!!!

Stew-O: LC GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!!! WOW!!! Ripley had that in the bag but Lethal Consequences refuses to quit! Even though he should be retired by now, Lethal Consequences continues to prove why he still deserves to have all the smoke and gold here in Elite Answers Wrestling. The Straight Shooter is in disbelief as he has made it up to his feet.

Flannery McCoy: Kingsley now turning the shooter around. Kingsley attempting to seduce Jack Ripley, but Ripley is static! Ripley is unfazed by the enticement that is Lindsay Kingsley as he shakes his head. Everyone in the crowd has their phone out and is recording Lindsay as I am sure they are all dirty virgins! LC silently crawls under Ripley’s legs! AND THRUSTS HIS ARM!!! LOW BLOW!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT RIPLEY CATCHES HIS ARM BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT!!!! RIPLEY SAW IT COMING AS HE HOLDS LC’S ARM!!! HE TWISTS IT AS HE BLASTS LC WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE EAR!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS OUT AS RIPLEY IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP!!!

Flannery McCoy: LC is laid out in the middle ring while Jack Ripley is perched on the top rope! HE SOARSSSS!!!! SHOOOTING STARRR PRESSSSSSS!!!!!! ACCCCCCIDDD REEIIIIIGNNN!!! DIAMOND CUTTER IN MID AIR AS CONSEQUENCES ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!!! NEW CHAMPION!

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THREE!!!

Stew-O: RIPLEY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! LC WAS ONE-THIRD OF A SECOND AWAY FROM BECOMING THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! Jack Ripley proving that he will not go down with a fight and the question is, how much is left inside the champion? How much does Ripley have in store to retain his championship?

Flannery McCoy: LC slithering behind the nearly-unconscious Jack Ripley like a viper ready to strike. Lethal Consequences has the National Elite Championship in his sights! Consequences acting like he has this match in the bag as he nonchalantly hoists Ripley up on his shoulders! HE LIFTS HIM UP!! GTJ!!!

Stew-O: RIPLEY FALLS BACKWARDS AND SPIKES LC WITH A POISON RANA!! AN INVERTED HURRICANRANA SENDS LC’S SKULL SHATTERING ONTO THE CANVAS AS RIPLEY IS SHOWING SOME LIFE IN THIS MATCH!! Ripley is back up to his feet!! SUUUUPPPPEERRRRKICKKK!! YOU’ll FLOAT TOO AS LC REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES??!?! WHAT THE HELL?!??!?!?! ROLLING WHEEL KICK TAKES OUT RIPLEY!!! BOTH MEN NOW LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS AS EVERYONE BEGINS TO GIVE THEM A STANDING OVATION!

Flannery McCoy: Jack Ripley and Lethal Consequences looking up to the ceiling as they have exhausted every possible offensive option against each other! The boiling aggression that has been building up within these two have culminated here tonight and we have gotten a match of epic proportions! Both men gingerly making their way up to their feet while they lock eyes onto each other! THEY BEGIN TO UNLOAD A BARRAGE OF STRIKES ONTO EACH OTHER!!

Stew-O: Consequences trying to overpower Ripley with punches and jabs, but Ripley continues to bombard him with forearm smashes! RIPLEY SPINS AROUND!! DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! BUT CONSEQUENCES BLASTS HIS JAW WITH A VICIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! Ripley ricochets off the ropes; YAKUZA KICK!!! BUT CONSEQUENCES CATCHES HIS FOOT AND FLIPS HIM OVER!!! RIPLEY LANDS ON HIS FEET, JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!!

Flannery McCoy: What an enzuigiri that rocks the challenger as Consequences rebounds off the middle rope! ROLLING WHEEL KICK!!!! NO!!!! RIPLEY DODGES IT, ROLLING OVER CONSEQUENCES AND DEADLIFTS HIM OFF THE CANVAS!!! WHAT A SHOWCASE OF RAW POWER FROM RIPLEY AS HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING!!!! HE LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! LAWNNNDARRTTT TOSS!!!! RIPLEY THRUSTS LC INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS RIPLEY GRABS LC FROM BEHIND!! HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND LIFTS HIM UP!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR!!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE VERTEBREAKKKKERRR!! THE RIPPLE EFFECT AS RIPLEY GOES FOR THE COVER!!

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THREE!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!!! LC LIFTS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!! RIPLEY IS IN DISBELIEF AS HE THINKS ON WHAT HIS NEXT MOVE WILL BE! Ripley needs to move quickly if he wants to stay ahead of Lethal Consequences! He emerges from the ground while LC pulls himself up to his feet on the apron. RIPLEY WITH A SIDE KICK, STAGGERING LC!!

Flannery McCoy: Ripley grasps the ropes and hops over them! SLINGSHOT DDT!!!! NO!!! LC SIDESTEPS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH!!! Ripley was looking for a slingshot ddt onto the apron as LC lifts him into a powerbomb! THIS COULD BE DEADLY FOR SURE!!! RIPLEY JUMPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND FLIPS LC BACKWARDS!!!!! CAAAAANNNNADDIANNN DESTROOOOYYYERRR ONNNTOOOO THHHHEEE APPPPRONNNNN!!!!!! THAT IS IT!!

Stew-O: Ripley quickly gets him back into the ring and sets himself on the top turnbuckle! RIPLEY SOARS OFF THE TOP!!!! SHOOOOOTINNNG STARRR PRESSS!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT AS RIPLEY HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!

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( At the last second, Lindsay Kingsley stops the count as she raises her arm in the mid air. )

Flannery McCoy: Lindsay Kingsley decides to not finish the count as Jack Ripley had it won! Kingsley potentially costing his reign as Ripley is furious! Ripley confronting our special referee here as they continue to argue with each other. Ripley should be walking out of here as still your EAW National Elite Champion, but Kingsley won’t let that happen!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences now recuperating and gathering himself at ringside as Ripley runs the ropes! Ripley telling Kingsley to watch this as he soars through the middle ropes! SUIIIICIDDDE DIVEE!!!! NO!!! ACCCCIDDDDD REEEIIIIIGNNNNNNNNNN!!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!??!?! LC COUNTERS THE SUICIDE DIVE WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER AS THAT JUST BROUGHT EVERYONE UP TO THEIR FEET!!

Flannery McCoy: LC now bringing him back into the ring and lifts Ripley up on his shoulders! IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS!!! LC LIFTS HIM UP!!!!! GGTTTTTTJJJJJ!!!!!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE STRIKE AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR THE COVER!!

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THREE!!!!

( ‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow blasts through the speaker to a ear-deafening rainfall of boos. Lindsay Kingsley blocks out the crowd’s disapproving chants as she grabs the National Elite Championship from ringside. Ripley rolls under the bottom rope while LC celebrates in the ring. A defining smirk begins to develop on his face as Lethal Consequences is handed the National Elite Championship. )

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AAAAANNNNND NEWWWWWW EAWWWW NATIONALLL ELITTEEE CHAMMMPIOONNN.. LEEEEEETTTTHALLLLLLLL CONSSSSSEEQQQUUUENNNCESSSS!!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences has just captured his first championship since the year 2011! It’s been over 8 whole years in a long up and down journey to get back to position! Not without help, but nonetheless LC is once again on top of the mountain! From being fired by Mr. DEDEDE in 2012, to constant returns filled with backstage politics, regimes that did not regard him and unmotivated performances in result. LC returned a little over a year ago with one goal in mind: to change the perception of him, control his destiny, and control the narrative. Even with the losses he’s suffered he never lost sight of his goal and continued to be calculated and persistent! Lethal Consequences just changed the complexion of the guard here on Dynasty and the rest of Elite Answers Wrestling. LC adding another championship reign to his decorated career and him defeating Jack Ripley sets a warning for his future challengers. This is LC’s world and we’re just living in it. What a fantastic bout between these two!

Flannery McCoy: Jack Ripley is disappointed with the result of here tonight and he has the right to. After tonight, he has a bone to pick with Lindsay Kingsley, who fundamentally cost him his championship reign. A few moments ago, Ripley was closing in on Lethal Consequences, but Lindsay used her power to stop that from happening.

(The Camera opens to the arena briefly lit in Showdown blue as Gina Romano stands in the ring.)

Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

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Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(“Veychella: The Musical” hits the speakers as Nina Dobrev walks out wearing black boots and shorts with a black and white striped shirt. She begins to make her way down to the ring, looking more than excited to be there.)

Nina: VIZZY-BAE FOR CHAMP! WOOHOO!!

Gina Romano: Please welcome the special guest referee for this contest… NINA DOBREV!!!!

(Nina slides into the ring waving and looking around at the massive crowd. She nearly does a backflip when “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen hits and the Visual Prophet walks out adorned in golden attire. He pauses and snaps his fingers as two men then run out in front of him and lay out a golden carpet that unrolls and runs down the entire ramp.)

Deadprez: The Visual Prophet is draped in gold! Just as he hopes to be when he leaves tonight! He’s made quite an impact since he joined the company just under a year ago and now he looks to claim his first World Championship against the man who is likely the greatest to have ever stepped in the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: Viz was one of my favorites back on Empire!

Deadprez: He wasn’t on Empire. He was a guest from Voltage!

Gavin Kirkland: The statement still stands!

(Viz slides provocatively into the ring and stands before giving an extended twirl for the audience. Nina helps him remove his golden vest before “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg hits. The whole stage glows in blinding Vegas gold lights with red flashes that ‘dance’ in fluctuating brightness upon the bass of the music. Smoke slowly begins to rise up to the stage and it increasingly billows through the curtain until the entire stage is completely covered. Flames start pulsing up and down from the parts of the stage, and Mr. DEDEDE trolls out with confidence with the Answers World Championship over his shoulder, and walks halfway down the ramp before stopping and lifting the corna– inciting an eruption of pyro from the stage behind him.)

Deadprez: From a sovereign to a gawd. Mr. DEDEDE has been a dominant force in this business since EAW’s birth and he hasn’t let up since! And from his time alongside the 1% to Pain for Pride a few months ago to now, even with absences this has been an unquestionable run for the Chairman over the last fifteen months!

Gavin Kirkland: I’m just gonna stay quiet because I don’t want him to hurt me again…

(DEDEDE slides into the ring and holds the title up for all to see. He then turns and holds it up towards Viz before taking his place in his corner. Nina walks over and yanks the title away from him, an act that makes DEDEDE smirk as he watches her.)

Gina Romano: Introducing first… the challenge—

(Nina snatches the microphone from Gina and begins to speak.)

Nina: In this corner! IN THE WINNER CORNER! IN THE BESTEST CORNER! IN THE GREAT CORNER! WE HAVE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WHOLE WORLD! EVERYONE CHEER AND SCREAM FOR VIZZY-BAE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Nina runs back and forth clapping at all sides of the arena. She then turns and looks angrily at DEDEDE.)

Nina: And in other corner we have Mr. DOODEEDOO. Ring bell! Fight now!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: Well, those were certainly some interesting introductions… But here we go! This crowd is electric for this matchup and we are underway! Mr. DEDEDE versus the Visual Prophet! Nina Dobrev stands at the ready as the referee! Both men just eyeing each other! Both of them taking their time for some psychological warfare between them! Wait— DEDEDE CHARGES! HE GOES FOR A SPEAR RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!

Gavin Kirkland: But Viz spins around it! The chairman does a shoulder roll to recover and pops right back to his feet! He turns around to see the Visual Prophet just wagging his finger at him and saying “No No No.” DEDEDE looks annoyed with the Prophet but he’s going to have to keep his emotions in check here tonight with a referee that probably isn’t going to be unbiased. DEDEDE stands to his feet and eyes the Prophet! Both men come closer to one another and it looks like they’re mouthing off at each other a little, trying to play their games again! Both men right in each other’s faces, both talking down to one another— AND VIZ WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!

Deadprez: Oh he did not like that! DEDEDE RUSHES IN AND SCOOPS UP VIZ! DRIVING HIM BACKWARDS AND SPINE FIRST INTO THE CORNER! DEDEDE UNLOADING ON HIM NOW WITH KNEE AFTER KNEE INTO THE MIDSECTION! DRIVING EVERY SHOT HOME AS IT CONNECTS! BUT NOW HERE’S NINA WITH A COUNT!

Nina: ONETWOTHREEFOURFIV—

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FAST COUNTS!

Gavin Kirkland: Of course if Nina gets too excited with that kind of count then DEDEDE will be disqualified and Viz will not win the title that way. BUT VIZ FROM BEHIND WITH A BULLDOG! HE DRIVES THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION INTO THE MAT AND NOW VIZ DROPS ON TOP OF HIM AND MOUNTS HIS BACK! TIME TO WITNESS THE PROPER TECHNIQUE OF BUTTFUC—

Deadprez: VIZ WITH FOREARM STRIKES TO THE BACK OF THE CHAIRMAN’S HEAD! PUNISHING BLOWS AS HE NOW TRIES TO WEAR DOWN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! DEDEDE TRYING TO COVER HIS HEAD UP BY PUTTING HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS SKULL FOR PROTECTION! BUT THE CHALLENGER NOW GRABS ONE OF HIS ARMS AND BENDS IT BACKWARDS! HE’S MANIPULATING THE JOINTS OF THAT ARM! DEDEDE IS IN PAIN AS VIZ NOW PLACES A KNEE INTO THE BACK OF THE CHAIRMAN AS HE CONTINUES TO BEND THE ARM! LOOK AT THE TORQUE ON THE ELBOW AND WRIST JOINT! HE CRANKS IT BACK EVEN TIGHTER AS HE GOES TO PLACE MORE PRESSURE! DEDEDE LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS UNIQUE HOLD! HE TRIES TO POP HIS HIPS AND ROLL THROUGH IT! BUT VIZ PLANTS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THAT KNEE IN HIS BACK! VIZ DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO KEEP CONTROL OF THIS MATCHUP! DEDEDE MANAGES TO GET ONE KNEE UNDERNEATH HIM! OH! BUT VIZ CRANKS EVEN TIGHTER ON THE ARM! DEDEDE IS HURTING AND IN TROUBLE HERE IF HE CAN’T GET FREE! HE PULLS THE OTHER KNEE IN AND UNDER HIMSELF! DEDEDE HAS THE LEVERAGE! HE PRESSES UP WITH HIS KNEES AND POPS HIS HIPS TO TURN BACK OVER! HE PULLS THE PROPHET WITH HIM! DEDEDE SCOOPS THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND ROLLS VIZ THROUGH INTO A MODIFIED SMALL PACKAGE! FIRST PIN OF THE CONTEST!

Crowd: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gavin Kirkland: But DEDEDE releases the pin and looks up to see Nina Dobrev shaking her brand and refusing to count! She is loyal to Viz and won’t let him be put down if she has anything she can do about it! But this also leaves her in the ring with a very aggravated Champion! DEDEDE is up and walks right over to Nina and gets in her face!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): YOUR PAYCHECK AS REFEREE IS COMING FROM MY FUCKING PIGGY BANK! YOU DO YOUR DAMN JOB AND YOU COUNT THE PIN—

Deadprez: VIZ WITH A ROLL UP FROM BEHIND! STACKS HIM UP! NINA DROPS DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO COUNT LIKE LIGHTNING!

Nina: ONE!
TWO!
THREE—

Deadprez: But the Champion Powers out just before her hand can hit the mat a third time! Even with a fast count it’s going to take a lot to put down the Gawd of EAW! But DEDEDE is livid now! He had to know that the odds would be stacked like this! He looks at Nina who begins to back away— BUT VIZ WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! DEDEDE is stumbled and he’s going to have to keep his eyes on the challenger, with or without a proper referee! Viz now driving DEDEDE backwards into the corner and now unloading on him in return for earlier a left hand! And a right! And a left! And a right! And again! And again! Viz now grabs ahold of the rope and begins to drive his boot over and over again into the midsection of the champion! Over and over again until DEDEDE is slid down into the bottom corner of the ring as the boots keep coming! Nina is obviously not gonna count against Viz in this situation so he just continues the assault! DEDEDE slips himself underneath the bottom ropes and rolls to the outside to create some distance! He looks to be assessing the situation—

Gavin Kirkland: BUT VIZ HOPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): Oh fuck that.

Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE SIDE STEPS IT AND KEEPS WALKING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AS VIZ CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE! Viz landed hard but the chairman is just continuing his stroll around the ring! He’s eyeing Nina and trying to figure out his next move! But Viz is already back to his feet! He charges in from behind— BUT DEDEDE SENSED IT COMING AND TURNS TO RUN VIZ FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! Dear Gawd did you hear the sound it made when his skull bounced off that steel?

Deadprez: I did and he could very well be— HE IS! The Prophet is busted open and bleeding from his forehead! The Chairman grabs him and rolls Viz back into the ring! He slides in right behind! And he makes the pin!

Crowd: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT NINA IS STILL REFUSING TO COUNT! She instead drops down to check on Viz! Trying to apply pressure to the gash on his head! And DEDEDE has had enough! He stands to his feet and grabs Nina by the hair! He yanks her away from Viz and lifts her up to her feet! Nina is screaming in fear and panic! DEDEDE DRIVES A VICIOUS KNEE INTO NINA’S FACE AND HURLS HER INTO THE CORNER! RAPTURE! RAPTURE! DEDEDE FOLLOWED HER TO THE CORNER WITH THAT MASSIVE HELLUVA KICK AND IT LANDED RIGHT ON THE BUTTON! NINA LOOKS OUT COLD! DEDEDE LIFTS HER UP AGAIN AND DUMPS HER LIFELESS BODY TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! I KNOW SHE WAS BIASED BUT HOW DOES THIS MATCH GO WITHOUT A REFEREE?!?

Deadprez: I have a hunch.

Gavin Kirkland: What?

(DEDEDE rolls out of the ring and grabs a microphone, stepping on Nina as he goes. He points towards the stage.)

Mr. DEDEDE: You know the fucking drill. Get down here. Now.

(Immediately a standard referee runs out and sprints towards the ring.)

Deadprez: This is the Master Builder we are talking about! The man has backup plans for his backup plans and you better believe he knew this was a possibility tonight! DEDEDE slides back into the ring as the ref climbs inside! DEDEDE is licking his lips at Viz who is vulnerable as he slowly rises! He’s still groggy and could be concussed but still Viz stands up! AND DEDEDE TAKES OFF! RIGHT FOR VIZ! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! HE NEARLY TORE VIZ IN HALF WITH THAT ONE! DEDEDE IN COMPLETE CONTROL RIGHT NOW! THIS COULD BE IT!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE ISN’T DONE! HE GRABS BAETHOVEN AND HOOKS HIS HEAD! AND NOW THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POSITION! HE LIFTS VIZ UP! MK DRIVER! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER PLANTS VIZ INTO THE MAT! THE SAME COMBINATION THAT PUT FELIX HARTLEY AWAY IN SECONDS NOT TOO LONG AGO! DEDEDE ROLLS OVER WITH A SICKENING GRIN AS HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER! THIS IS IT! THERE’S NO WAY!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

…………………

Deadprez: OH MY GOD! HOW?!? HOW ON EARTH DID VIZ GET HIS SHOULDER JUST BARELY OFF THE MAT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE INSTANT?!? THE REFEREE SAYS IT WAS ONLY TWO BUT DEDEDE SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT! AND I REALLY CAN’T EITHER! WHAT IS THE VISUAL PROPHET MADE OF TO ENDURE THAT SPEAR AND THE MK DRIVER LIKE THAT? DEDEDE GRABS HIM AND FORCES HIS SHOULDERS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! PRESSING HIM DOWN WITH HANDS ON HIS SHOULDERS TO HOLD THEM DOWN! THE REFEREE COUNTS AGAIN!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THRE—

Deadprez: But Viz kicks out again! DEDEDE is incensed! He finally got a clean shot at pinning the challenger but it wasn’t enough! DEDEDE grabbing the Prophet by the hair and dragging the man to his knees! DEDEDE looking to hit something here to finish the job! Slowly pulling Viz to his feet— BUT VIZ REACHES UP AND GRABS THE CHAMPION BY THE HEAD! SIT OUT JAWBREAKER! DEDEDE IS SENT BACKWARDS TO THE MAT AND CLUTCHING AT HIS TEETH! Viz now finally has some air to breathe! He grabs the ropes and is slowly pulling himself up! Still feeling the impact from the spear and MK driver combo! I’m not sure even he knew what all he was hit with! That had to be pure gut instinct to survive! He finally makes it to his feet and leans back against the turnbuckles for support as he clutches his ribs from that spear! He wipes some blood away from his face and assessed the damage while he has the chance and—

Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE JUST POPPED TO HIS FEET! AND HE IS FUMING! HE CHARGES THE CORNER! ANOTHER HELLUVA KICK! RAPTURE!

Deadprez: BUT VIZ PULLED HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE GETS HIS LEG HUNG UP ON THE TOP ROPE! THE CHAIRMAN IS CAUGHT! AND VIZ USES THE ROPES TO HELP HIMSELF LEAP UP! ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! VIZ SEEMS TO BE GETTING HIS LEGS BACK AND NOW HE STEPS BEHIND THE STILL CAUGHT CHAMPION AND GRABS HIM, KEEPING THAT LEG HOOKED! BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX WITH THE HOOKED LEG CRASHES DEDEDE BACKWARDS ONTO HIS SKULL! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT BY THE CHAMPION! Viz rolls over and more blood is dripping from his head! That gash isn’t slowing down anytime soon! But he still fights on and has to find a way to put the Champion away! His ace in the hole was taken out when DEDEDE hit Nina with the Rapture but Viz isn’t going to let that stop him from becoming the Answers World Champion tonight! Both men are up and to their feet! DEDEDE comes in and throws a punch right across Viz’s jaw! And Viz returns with a left hand! DEDEDE with a left of his own! And a right by Viz! And another left by DEDEDE! Viz! DEDEDE! Viz! DEDEDE! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! And Viz with a leaping knee into the solar plexus of the champion, driving the air out of his lungs! Viz sees his opening! HE SCOOPS DEDEDE UP! OH MY GOD! VIZ LOOKING TO HIT DOVES CRY! THE SITOUT TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF!! IF VIZ HITS THIS WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! HERE IT IS!

Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE MANAGES TO KICK HIS LEGS AND ROLL THEM BACKWARDS! HE FLIPS THE SCRIPT ON VIZ AND NOW HAS THE CHALLENGER IN A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER POSITION! DEDEDE TAKES OFF RUNNING AND SMASHES VIZ INTO THE CORNER! HANGING HIM UP IN THE TREE OF WOE POSITION! DEDEDE steps back, examining his work for a second… SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE STERNUM OF THE CHALLENGER! VIZ HAD NOWHERE TO GO BUT TO TAKE THE FULL IMPACT OF THAT! DEDEDE now pulling Viz out of the Tree of Woe and letting him drop to the mat! He grabs the challenger by the leg and drags him to the center of the ring! DEDEDE LOOKING TO APPLY THE MK LOCK! THE VERTICAL MUTA LOCK! BUT BIZ MANAGES TO TWIST HIS WAY OUT OF IT BEFORE IT CAN BE LOCKED IN! HE PICKS THE LEG OF THE CHAIRMAN AND TRIPS HIM TO THE MAT! VIZ LOCK! VIZ LOCK IS APPLIED! THE ANKLE LOCK HOLD! AND VIZ WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND DEDEDE’S! THIS IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK OUT OF! AND DEDEDE JUST DRAGGED THEM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! AND NOW DEDEDE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING! LOOKING FOR SOME WAY OUT OF THIS! YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN IN HIS FACE AS THE BONES OF THAT ANKLE JOINT ARE GRINDING TOGETHER! VIZ COULD BREAK HIS ANKLE RIGHT HERE! DEDEDE PRESSING HIMSELF UP AND INCH BY INCH TRYING TO DRAG HIS AND VIZ’S WEIGHT TOWARDS THE ROPES! THE REFEREE IS ASKING IF HE’LL GIVE UP BUT THE CHAIRMAN JUST SPITS AT HIM! DEDEDE CONTINUING TO CRAWL! SLOWLY MAKING WHAT PROGRESS HE CAN AS VIZ CRANKS THE ANKLE! DEDEDE HAS TO BE FEELING ALL THE STRESS ON THOSE BONES RIGHT NOW AND THEY’RE PROBABLY BEGINNING TO BOW AS THEY PREPARE TO BREAK INSIDE OF HIM! DEDEDE IS REACHING OUT! FINGERTIPS AWAY! BUT VIZ TWISTS IT EVEN HARDER!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT DEDEDE REACHES OUT AND GRABS THE ROPE! The referee now forcing Viz to break the hold! BUT HE KEEPS IT LOCKED ON! VIZ TRYING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GRIND DOWN GAWD HIMSELF! THE REFEREE IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO RELEASE THE HOLD AND DEDEDE IS KICKING AT HIM WITH HIS FREE LEG BUT HE WON’T LET GO!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV—

Deadorez: AND FINALLY VIZ RELEASES THE HOLD! Viz rolls to his feet and looks like a man possessed! He moves past the referee and grabs DEDEDE by the leg again! He drags him back to the center of the ring! LOOKING TO REAPPLY THE VIZ LOCK! THIS WOULD DO THE JOB FOR SURE—

Gavin Kirkland: BUT DEDEDE SHOULDERS ROLLS FORWARD WHILE VIZ HAS HIS LEG! HE SENT THE CHALLENGER SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES AND INTO THE STEEL POST! VIZ IS HURT IN THE CORNER! And look at the Chairman! His ankle has to be killing him! He’s loosening the laces on his boots and trying to massage the damaged area! He was in that Ankle Lock for a while and if he can’t use that foot to its fullest, it could take away the impact of his most powerful attacks! No running start on the spear! No vertical base for the MK Driver! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! It’s like me without my Jerkins!

Deadprez: But he won’t have long! Viz is already pulling himself out of the corner and looking to continue working over the Champion! The Challenger rotates his shoulder to work out the kinks—

Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think I can imagine Viz without a few kinks.

Deadprez: :russwtf: He turns and immediately goes after the Champion! Viz comes in with a vicious clothesline— BUT DEDEDE DUCKED IT! DEDEDE RETURNS NOW WITH A HAYMAKER PUNCH! BUT VIZ LEANS BACK OUT OF RANGE TO DODGE! DEDEDE LOOKS OFF BALANCE AFTER THAT WILD PUNCH! HE THREW IT OFF THE BAD ANKLE! HE LOOKS BACK UP—

Gavin Kirkland: KISS! TO! THE! HEAD! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW CATCHES THE CHAMPION RIGHT IN THE CHEEKBONE! DEDEDE IS LEVELED! VIZ MAKES THE COVER!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Gavin Kirkland: HE DID IT!

Deadprez: NO HE DIDN’T! THE REFEREE IS SIGNALLING THAT DEDEDE GOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! VIZ WAS THAT CLOSE TO PUTTING HIM AWAY! VIZ IS POUNDING THE MAT! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT! VIZ ONLY HAS A BRIEF WINDOW AND HE HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! HE STANDS OVER DEDEDE AND REACHES DOWN—

Gavin Kirkland: BUT DEDEDE KICKS HIS LEGS UP AND HOOKS THEM UNDERNEATH VIZ’S SHOULDERS! HE BRINGS HIM FORWARD INTO A VICTORY ROLL PIN!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Deadprez: KICKOUT BY THE CHALLENGER! Viz looks stunned! That maneuver caught him off guard but thankfully he had the wherewithal to kick out! He turns around— DEDEDE WITH A THESZ PRESS!!! DEDEDE NOW UNLOADING SHOTS INTO THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! VIZ WAS ALREADY BUSTED OPEN AND NOW HIS BLOOD IS SPLATTERING ON THE CANVAS AS DEDEDE OPENS HIM UP EVEN MORE! DEDEDE STANDS OVER THE BEATEN AND BLOODIED PROPHET! HE LOOKS DOWN AND GRINS AT THE BLOOD ON HIS FIST!

Gavin Kirkland: I’m gonna be sick…

Deadprez: What a sick and depraved man… he just licked the Visual Prophet’s blood off of his fist… tasting his own handiwork. He looks so damn pleased with himself. But now he’s turning his attention back to the Challenger. He grabs Viz by the head and begins to pull him up! Viz doesn’t seem to even know where he is at this point! His eyes seem completely glazed over! DEDEDE has him by the head now— IMPALER! THE IMPALER DDT PLANTS VIZ FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! HIS BLOOD STAINING THE CANVAS! DEDEDE ROLLS HIM OVER! HOOKS BOTH LEGS DEEP! THIS COULD BE IT!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

Gavin Kirkland: BUT VIZ STILL FINDS A WAY TO POWER OUT! WHAT A SHOWING BY THE VISUAL PROPHET! NOTHING IS HOLDING HIM DOWN HERE TONIGHT! DEDEDE doesn’t seem to look frustrated… he’s got those gears turning in his mind! DEDEDE looks over to the corner and keeps his eyes fixated on Viz! Viz still hasn’t moved since the Kickout! But the champion seems to have some evil intentions! He stands and moves himself over to the corner! Oh no… DEDEDE IS GONNA GO FOR THE NORTH STAR! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HE’S SO PROFICIENT AT THIS MANEUVER HE EVEN ONCE MANAGED TO HIT A SPEAR MID WAY THROUGH IT! IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC AND PHYSICS BUT THATS GAWD AND THATS WHO IS LOOKING TO END THE DREAM OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! DEDEDE STANDS AT THE READY! HE LINES HIMSELF UP! AND HE LEAPS!!

Deadprez: BUT THE ANKLE GAVE OUT! DEDEDE SLIPS OFF THE TOP AND FALLS TO THE MAT! HIS BAD ANKLE COMPLETELY GAVE WAY! HE LOOKS LIVID! THAT WAS HIS MOMENT TO OUT THIS MATCH AWAY FOR GOOD! BUT VIZ DID SO MUCH DAMAGE TO THAT ANKLE EARLIER THAT IT TOOK THE NORTH STAR OUT OF HIS ARSENAL! DEDEDE now readjusting that boot! Loosening the laces again, yeah you can see his ankle is swelling pretty bad! He’s trying to work some of the pain out! But now he has more to worry about because Viz is stirring! The challenger is up to his knees and DEDEDE is still down in the corner! DEDEDE manages to get himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes but that leg is in a bad way! Viz pushes himself to his feet and tries to wipe the blood from his eyes! He’s drenched in his own blood at this point and the ring canvas looks painted! But still he fights on! DEDEDE walks along the ropes, trying not to show the pain from his ankle but wincing with each step! Both men begin to move toward each other! Both tired! Both hurt! But both hungry to win!

Gavin Kirkland: Viz tells the champion to bring the fight to him! Waving for him to come on! DEDEDE looks even more agitated at the brash challenger! The Chairman limps his way towards Viz and both just begin to let fists fly! Shot after shot! Neither man giving an inch! BUT WAIT! VIZ JUST BLOCKED A PUNCH! AND HE USES THE OPENING! THRUST KICK DOWN INTO THE BAD ANKLE! DEDEDE IS DOWN TO A KNEE! AND VIZ GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SMASHES HIM WITH A DDT! THE CHAMPION IS STUNNED! AND VIZ LOOKS TO BE THINKING IN THE SAME VEIN AS THE CHAIRMAN HAD! HE LOOKS TO THE CORNER! HE DRAGS HIMSELF OVER AND BEGINS TO CLIMB! VIZ IS THINKING OF THE BOW TO THE HEART! HE LOOKS BACK AS HE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES— But DEDEDE using his experience and slowly rolling himself out of range! He begins to roll to the other side of the ring and—

Deadprez: BUT LOOK AT VIZ! HE HOPPED OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE OTHER RING THAT’S SET UP FOR THE WAR GAMES MATCH! HE TAKES OFF! DIGGING SOME ENERGY FROM DEEP INSIDE!

Gavin Kirkland: HE HITS THE ROPES IN THE OTHER RING! VIZ LEAPS UP AT FULL SPEED!

Deadprez: RUNNING SPRINGBOARD VERSION OF THE BOW TO THE HEART! VIZ FLIES CLEAR ACROSS THE RING! AND IT CONNECTS! RIGHT INTO THE CHAMPION! VIZ MAKES THE PIN! THIS COULD DO IT! NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!

……………….

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

………………..

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE GOT A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! He had rolled so far across the ring that he was within reach! What an amazing move by the Visual Prophet to utilize the second War Games ring like that, but this match will continue! Viz looks beside himself. What more can he pull out of the bag to put the champion away?!? He has to keep taking advantage of his opportunities! He reaches down and grabs the Chairman— BUT DEDEDE PULLS VIZ BY THE LEG AND YANKS HIM DOWN THROAT FIRST INTO THE SECOND ROPE! The experience of the chairman to remain aware of where he is and what he can take advantage of is on full display here! He now uses that bottom rope to drag himself to the corner as he tries again to stand! But Viz is already back up, grabbing at his throat but on the attack! He grabs DEDEDE and yanks him up to a standing position, shoving him back into the corner! VIZ THROWS A MASSIVE PUNCH!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT DEDEDE DROPS DOWN TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! HE DRIVES VIZ OUT OF THE CORNER AND TAKES HIM TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE TRYING TO STAY OFF HIS BAD LEG AND NOW WITH WILD PUNCHES! BOTH MEN BRAWLING ON THE MAT! VIZ MANAGES TO PULL HIS FEET IN AND KICK DEDEDE OFF! BUT THE MOMENTUM SENDS DEDEDE TO HIS FEET AND BACK INTO THE ROPES! HE CLINGS TO THE TOP ROPE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP AND HERE COMES VIZ! THE CHALLENGER IS UP TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES THE CHAMPION! BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AND LIFTS WITH A SHOULDER TO DUMP VIZ TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT VIZ LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON! VIZ WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD AND SENDS THE CHAMPION STUMBLING FORWARD! VIZ HOPS UP! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM!

Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE TURNS AROUND AND CAUGHT HIM! SLIPS HIS ARM UNDERNEATH! ONLY NEEDS ONE LEG TO HIT THIS ONE! GRAND SLAM! THE ROCK BOTTOM CONNECTS AND VIZ IS DRIVEN HARD INTO THE MAT! THATS IT! DEDEDE MAKES THE COVER!

Gavin Kirkland: Great effort by Viz tonight but not enough to beat Gawd.

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

…………………………

Deadprez: BUT NINA DOBREV JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING! AND SHE BLASTS HIM WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! THE BACKUP REFEREE IS DOWN BUT NINA IS BACK IN THE MATCHUP!

Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE IS SEETHING! HE THOUGHT HE ENDED HER WITH THAT RAPTURE! DEDEDE stands now to seemingly end her once again— BUT VIZ GRABS DEDEDE BY THE ANKLE AGAIN! HE FORCES HIM TO THE MAT! THE VIZ LOCK IS IN AGAIN! TORQUING AND TEARING AT THE CHAMPIONS INJURED ANKLE! DEDEDE IS IN MASSIVE PAIN HERE! HE’S TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF TO THE ROPES AGAIN! HES CRAWLING! INCHING! DIGGING TO FIND A WAY TO SURVIVE THIS HOLD! HES REACHING! AND HE HAS IT! HE HAS THE ROPES!

Deadprez: BUT VIZ IS NOT LETTING GO AND NINA IS NOT FORCING HIM TO! NINA IS THE ACTIVE REFEREE IN THIS MATCH! AND SHE GRABS THE ROPE AND KICKS DEDEDE’S HAND AWAY! SHE USES HER BOOT TO FORCE THE ROPE FARTHER BACK!

Nina: TAP TO VIZZY-BAE! TAP! TAP! TAP!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT DEDEDE KEEPS CRAWLING! FIGHTING! DRIVING HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! BUT WHY? NINA WON’T LET HIM ESCAPE!

Deadprez: WAIT! DEDEDE JUST REACHED THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HE’S USING IT TO PULL HIMSELF! HE GETS HIS BODY TO THE APRON! DEDEDE NOW THROWING HIS BODY OFF OF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR AND—

Gavin Kirkland: HIS FOOT JUST SLIPPED OUT OF HIS BOOT!

Deadprez: DEDEDE HAD LOOSENED THOSE LACES WHEN HIS ANKLE STARTED HURTING AND HE JUST USED IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE TO ESCAPE THE VIZ LOCK! VIZ IS LEFT IN THE RING HOLDING A USELESS BOOT! Nina looks like she’s going to throw a tantrum! She starts to count but Viz grabs her by the hand and says no! Remember if DEDEDE is counted out, he will still retain! Viz now rolling to the outside to try and get DEDEDE back into the ring so he can finish the job! He grabs the champion by the back of the head and drags him towards the ring apron! Viz now rolling DEDEDE in— BUT DEDEDE SPRINGS UP AND GRABS VIZ! HE SCOOPS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM FACE FIRST, SNAKE EYES STYLE ONTO THE RING APRON! VIZ IS BLEEDING WORSE AND WORSE! DEDEDE NOW ROLLS THE VISUAL PROPHET INTO THE RING! DEDEDE STILL FAVORING THAT ANKLE THAT NOW HAS NO SUPPORT, HE ROLLS HIMSELF UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Gavin Kirkland: Viz is stunned and DEDEDE pushes up to his feet once more! He grabs Viz up! He pulls the challenger to a vertical base! He tries to put weight on that bad ankle— OOH! But he still can’t! DEDEDE looking for what to— OH MY GAWD!!!

Deadprez: DEDEDE LIFTS VIZ UP ON ONE LEG!! HE HAS HIM UP! MK DRIVER CONNECTS! VIZ IS DROPPED FLAT ONTO HIS BLOODIED HEAD! VIZ ISNT MOVING! DEDEDE MAKES THE COVER!

Crowd: ONEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Gavin Kirkland: BUT NINA STILL WON’T MAKE THE COUNT! SHE WON’T LET VIZ LOSE! DEDEDE looks like he’s about to lose his mind!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): YOU WANT TO PROTECT THIS MAN?!?

Deadprez: DEDEDE CLIMBS ON TOP OF THE BLOODIED CHALLENGER! HES UNLOADING A FLURRY OF VERTICAL ELBOWS INTO VIZ’S WOUNDED HEAD! THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): END HIS SUFFERING!

Deadprez: Nina is looking around! I think she only just realized how much blood is on the canvas! And it’s all from Viz! But he’s kept fighting this whole time!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): END IT!

Gavin Kirkland: NINA HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ON THE VERGE OF TEARS!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): HE WILL DIE IN THIS RING AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT!

Deadprez: NINA IS BESIDE HERSELF! SHE’S FROZEN!

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): END IT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The entire crowd looks stunned as Nina throws herself over Viz, weeping. DEDEDE stands to his feet, a disgusting smile on his face.)

Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has declared that the Visual Prophet is not fit to continue… therefore m, the winner of this match…

Mr. DEDEDE (off-mic): SAY IT!!

Gina Romano: AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… MR. DEEEEEEDEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEE!!!

(The crowd showers the champion in boos as “Let It Go” hits again. DEDEDE rolls out of the ring and grabs his Championship and his boot. The camera cuts up to see Nina holding Viz’s broken body inside the ring as DEDEDE begins to limp up the ramp.)

Deadprez: The Visual Prophet laid it on the table tonight. And he survived more of DEDEDE’S attacks than most ever could… but in the end, the Chairman of the board walks away victorious.

(DEDEDE looks back at the ring and begins to laugh at what he sees. He looks proud of his handiwork)

Gavin Kirkland: Is there anyone who can take the title from this man? Only two defenses in… but I feel like we’re in for a very long and cold reign of terror on Showdown.

(Medics rush down to try and take care of Viz as Nina is pulled off of her Vizzy-Bae so that he can be medically treated. DEDEDE takes one more look around before placing the championship on his shoulder and limps his final steps back through the curtain.)

(15 Minute Intermission)

(During the intermission, used to set up the second ring for War Games and three other cages on the stage, the fans are treated to a stunning extended highlight video package of Auburn’s incredible 2009-2010 season that saw them defeat Oregon for the National Championship. :wow:)

(Once the amazing highlight video is over, TI fades into its final commercial.)

(Commercial for Kai Zolomon’s new book. “Be Glad it Happened: How to End Things With A Period.”)

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(Territorial Invasion fades back in for the final time tonight. Voltage’s ring announcer, Bella Braxton, is standing by.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… IT’S TIME FOR WAR GAMES!!!!

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(Orange and navy lights begin to flicker all around the arena as the cage begins to lower from the structure that was erected to house it.)

Bella Braxton: The rules are as followed! One member from each team will start the match, while the other two members of each team are locked in holding cells on the stage. Every five minutes a holding cell will be opened, releasing another team into the match! Once all nine participants are in the match… War Games will officially begin! The match can be won by pinfall, submission, or knockout!

(All the lights cut out and the stadium grows silent as a black and white image of a covered table appears on the tron screen.)

Stew-O: What’s this?

(A feminine hand reaches out and grabs the cloth covering the table, yanking it away to reveal three stone sculptures. Three heads. The heads of Jordie Ripley, Charlie Marr, and Veena Adams are seen from left to right on the screen, carved from stone and set on the table.)

Gavin Kirkland: Oh, it’s just the losers from Voltage. No one cares. Showdown is too goat.

Deadprez: Team Voltage is the group here with perhaps the most to prove and the most motivation. Unlike the other two teams, they weren’t selected for the idea of representing the best. They were chosen under the belief that they’d fail. As we gear up for War Games, knowing this group, they’ll be ready to make a statement.

(A low level buzzing can be heard growing slowly through the stadium as suddenly three spotlights appear on the stage. One red. One purple. One pink. “Fire” by PVRIS begins to play as the buzzing fades away.)

“Don’t blame your death
On the shit in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end.
Watched you decay,
Watched you waste away
Who’d you think you’d fool, baby, digging your own grave?”

(Suddenly an unidentified woman walks behind the table on screen with a large hammer and swings it down and smashes the skull of Jordie Ripley, crushing it to dust. On the stage, Camille Jane Ava, AKA Ms. Extreme steps out to a massive cheer wearing a black, leather looking leotard with fishnet leggings and ring boots. Her black gear is accented with Voltage gold stripes down the arms, sides, and boots. Camille’s face is painted with three diagonal stripes of black warpaint. She walks out and stands in the center of the red spotlight, which immediately switches to gold.)

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is a woman without limitations. I watched her last season on Dynasty break her own stigma by being a hardcore specialist that broke the record for longest reigning PURE Championship reign in history. But tonight… she’s going to be right back in her favorite element.

Gavin Kirkland: Ginger boobs…

“So go ahead, yeah just drop dead,
And while you’re trying to fool the whole world don’t forget that you’ll decay
And you’ll waste away
You can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave”

(The unidentifiable woman now smashes the hammer into the skull of Charlie Marr, causing it to crumble and the rubble to fly all around. On the stage, Raven Roberts now walks out to an explosive cheer with her Cash in the Vault briefcase in her left hand. Raven wears a black velvet two piece with a choker, matching ring boots, and leggings. Her gear is accented with Voltage gold along the choker, around the neckline of her top, and the waist of her bottoms. She also has gold at the top rim of her leggings. She also wears war paint in three diagonal slashes on her face. Raven walks out into the center of the purple spotlight, which then switches to gold.)

Deadprez: This woman is a warrior. We saw first hand what Raven Roberts was capable of not too long ago on Showdown. She made her feelings clear and went right after TLA and Jamie O’Hara, even outclassing the Ace himself and having him dead to rights until the rest of team Showdown intervened. But tonight, Raven comes in with back up.

Gavin Kirkland: Brunette boobs…

“You’re out of line,
Buried yourself alive and expected to be fine
You can’t rewind,
When you’re choking on your own dirt begging for your life”

(The woman on screen now smashes the head of Veena Adams, causing it to crack at the neck before shattering into a thousand pieces under the hammer. On stage, Andrea Valentine walks out to an eruption of praise from the crowd with her Specialists Championship in her left hand. She wears a sparkly black top with black boy short style bottoms and black ring boots. The neckline of her top, the waist and sides of her bottoms, and the kickpad of her boots are all in Voltage gold. She wears the same facepaint as her teammates, three diagonal black slashes across her face. She steps into the pink spotlight which cuts to gold.)

Stew-O: Andrea Valentine has been in an astounding run as the Specialists Champion since regaining the title. Bloodbaths at both Pain for Pride and Bloodsport where she consistently stood tall and I have to think she’s willing to go just as far tonight.

Gavin Kirkland: BLONDE BOOBS!!!!!!!!

“Your bridges are burning
And all the tables are turning
You started a fire, yeah, you’re burning up
Oh you’re burning up”

(All three women stand next to each other as the crowd goes insane for Team Voltage. The three gold spotlights merge into one, and the trio each raise their right fists up together in unity.)

Bella Braxton: Representing Voltage, at a combined weight of three hundred and ninety three pounds… the team of MS. EXTREME, RAVEN ROBERTS, AND ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!

(They make their way over towards the cages looking between each other and strategizing for a moment.)

Gavin Kirkland: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Stew-O and Deadprez: :dahell:

Gavin Kirkland: I STAN! I STAN THE QUEENS!!! I’m sorry Jamie! Forgive me, oh mighty Illionaires! But we have a redhead, a brunette, and most importantly a blonde all on the same team! It’s a spectrum of gorgeous girls! Six whole boobs on one team! I’m only a man! I have my limitations!

Stew-O: So you’re Team Voltage now?

(Gavin stands to his feet and puts a fist in the air.)

Gavin Kirkland: No. But I am Team Empire for life!

(Andrea hugs her teammates before making her way to the ring. Raven and Ms. Extreme step into their holding cell, and the official that is standing on the stage in charge of locking and unlocking the cells wraps the chain around the bars and closes the padlock. Once Andrea is in the ring, Team Voltage’s music fades out and is replaced by ‘Money and Power’ by Kid INK. The crowd stays hot as Showdown’s newest tag team, The Illionaires, step onto the stage!)

Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: Did I say Team Empire?! What I really meant was… TEAM SHOWDOWN FOR LIFE! LOOK AT THE ILLIONAIRES!!! THEY ARE JUST OOZING CONFIDENCE TONIGHT! CHRIS ELITE AND AHREN FOURNIER MIGHT HAVE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ASPIRATIONS, BUT TONIGHT THEY ARE FOCUSED ON WINNING WAR GAMES!!!

Stew-O: There is no doubt in my mind that this team was put together for one purpose and that was to win. They are the most decorated and accomplished team in this match, and even though I am firmly behind my Dynasty brethren, it’s going to be a tall order for anyone to try and knock off The Illionaires AND Jamie O’Hara.

Deadprez: Jamie might have been reluctant to team with these two at first, but Chris and Ahren have more than proven they are serious about winning this match. Over the last few weeks, the Showdown trio seem to have really formed a solid bond and I know they’re going to get it done tonight.

(As The Illionaires’ music fades, it is soon replaced by “Ultimate Battle” by ZENTA [EAW Edit]. The crowd gets even louder because they know who that music belongs too! The living legend himself, Jamie O’Hara, walks out. His music is nearly drowned out by the sounds of 87,000 plus rabid EAW fans cheering for him!)

Gavin Kirkland: :drooling_face: JAMIE’S ABS LOOK EXTRA ABBY TONIGHT! THE ACE COMES INTO THIS MATCH LOOKING TO LEAD HIS TEAM TO VICTORY!!!!

Deadprez: Winning War Games would just be another impressive feat for Jamie to add to his collection of accomplishments, a list that just continues to grow. There is nothing this man can’t do, and I can’t wait to see him dominant this match and lead Showdown to victory!

Stew-O: Well, as impressive as Jamie is, he’s still haunted by his failure back at Pain for Pride. He proved he’s not invincible when he made the mistake of taking his eyes off Mr. DEDEDE, which as we all know allowed the Chairman to steal the Answers World Championship from Jamie. ‘The Ace’ walks around with a lot of baggage these days and a lot of scars.

Deadprez: To quote the man himself, ‘you know, as well as any, that a Jamie O’Hara with a reason, with a purpose, is un-fucking-stoppable.’

Gavin Kirkland and Stew-O: :wow:

Bella Braxton: AND TEAM VOLTAGE’S OPPONENTS! INTRODUCING FIRST… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 610 POUNDS… THE TEAM OF THE ILLIONAIRES, CHRIS ELITE AND AHREN FOURNIER, AND ‘THE ACE’ JAMIE O’HARA!!!!

(Team Showdown takes a moment to talk strategy before their captain, Jamie, begins to make this way to the ring. Chris and Ahren step into their holding cell, and immediately begin to trash talk back and forth with Raven and Ms. Extreme.)

Gavin Kirkland: If Andrea is nervous about who’s about to be standing across the ring from her, she’s not showing it. Jamie O’Hara is calculating, talented, and as deadly as they come.

Stew-O: I don’t think anyone is going to be intimidated tonight, my friend. There’s too much on the line for every man and woman involved. Old scores to settle, and points to prove.

(Jamie gets into the ring and moves away from Andrea, taking a corner. He gets set for the match as his music fades out.)

(After a moment, ‘Surfin’” by Kid Cudi, begins to play. A few moments later, a navy and orange low-rider convertible pulls onto the stage. The members of Team Dynasty are in the low rider, surrounded by wild sorority girls who are drinking and dancing in the low rider. Serena Bennett and TLA seem to be having the time of their lives, while their teammate, Darkane, simply stands there looking ready to just murder everyone.)

Stew-O: AND HERE COMES DYNASTY SHOWING A UNITED FRONT! CAPTAIN SERENA BENNETT AND TLA AND DARKANE ARE GOING TO DO BIG THINGS TONIGHT! I CAN FEEL IT!

Gavin Kirkland: And I feel some kind of way whenever I see that little bih in person. Serena Bennett is the bane of my existence and I hope she gets destroyed tonight!

Stew-O: Serena is the glue that holds Team Dynasty together, and the fact she’s been able to get TLA and Darkane on the same page speaks volumes about her leadership skills. We all know Darkane doesn’t play well with others but the fact he’s willing to go to war with these two is nothing short of incredible.

Gavin Kirkland: Bruh, you dangling what’s basically a non-sancationed match in front of Darkane, like he’s gunna turn down an opportunity to basically murder people. It wasn’t hard to convince him to join Serena in her quest to lead Dynasty to dominance.

Deadprez: I agree with Gavin, but I’m not going to say Serena didn’t have to do some work to get TLA and Darkane to co-exist. Those two don’t like one another, but at least they have common ground when it comes to wanting to win.

(Team Dynasty spills out of the low rider, and TLA and Darkane have come with weapons! The Grave Worm holds up his shovel and TLA has… A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHANCLA!!!! Serena and her boys strategize for a few seconds before the blue-haired Elitist begins to make her way to the ring. TLA and Darkane step inside their holding cell, while Serena hypes the crowd up.)

Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 564 POUNDS… TLA, DARKANE, AND SERENA BENNETT!!!

Deadprez: Serena’s rookie season has been nothing short of amazing, and the trajectory she is on could very well lead to her breaking all kinds of records. This young woman doesn’t hold anything back, and I know she is going to do exciting things here tonight in War Games.

Gavin Kirkland: Yawn. All bark, no bite.

Stew-O: :usure:

(Serena gets into the ring and immediately begins talking her trash to Jamie and Andrea, stepping right up to the both of them and letting them know she’s going to win the match and beat both of their asses in the process. The referee checks with all three to make sure they’re ready and understand the rules. Once all three nod, the door of the cage shuts and locks. The referee calls for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE’S ABS! ANDREA’S BLONDE HAIR! SERENA’S WOATNESS! IT’S LIT! LETS GO!

Deadprez: IT’S SERENA WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE! SHE FAKES GOING FOR WITH A KNEE BUT GOES FOR ANDREA INSTEAD!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :kellycry:

Stew-O: Serena takes Andrea down and immediately begins hammering away on her! Jamie is quick to grab Serena and rip her off Andrea, but Serena rakes him across the face and slams her foot into his gut! Serena begins wailing away on Jamie now! Serena drops the great Jamie O’Hara to a knee, and she uses her own knee to connect with his jaw! Jamie’s head snaps back and Serena rushes the ropes! RUNNING DROP KICK! JAMIE FALLS BACK! SERENA IS BACK TO HER FEET AND SEES THAT ANDREA IS BACK UP AS WELL!

Deadprez: SERENA LOOKS FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON ANDREA, BUT ANDREA IS ABLE TO DUCK! SHE GRABS SERENA FROM BEHIND AND LOOKS FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER, BUT SERENA SLIPS OUT AND GRABS ANDREA AROUND THE WAIST! ANDREA TRIES TO PRY APART SERENA’S ARMS, BUT SERENA BRINGS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! THE TWO WOMEN GRAP-

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE JUST DROPPED AN ELBOW DOWN ACROSS SERENA’S BACK! THE ACE GRABS SERENA AND PULLS HER UP BY THE HAIR! SERENA TRIES TO FEND HIM OFF, BUT JAMIE MAINTAINS CONTROL AND DRAGS SERENA TOWARDS THE ROPES!

Stew-O: Serena blocks Jamie’s attempt to slam her head into the side of the cage, but Jamie nails her with a knee to the gut! HERE COMES ANDREA! SHE CLIPS JAMIE IN THE KNEE FROM BEHIND! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION GRABS JAMIE BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! ANDREA BACKS OFF… ONLY TO RUSH FORWARD!! ANDREA LEAPS IN THE AIR AND LOOKS TO PLANT HER KNEES INTO JAMIE’S BAC-

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE MOVES! ANDREA SLAMS INTO THE ROPES! SERENA QUICKLY CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES AND LAUNCHES HERSELF AT ANDREA! FLY OR DIE! THE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA CONNECTS ON ANDREA!

Deadprez: SERENA IS UP TO HER FEET AND WHIRLS AROUND!

Stew-O: ONLY TO BE HIT WITH IN EXCELSIS! THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS ON SERENA AND SHE’S DOWN! JAMIE GRABS ANDREA AND HOISTS HER UP! ‘DEATH, DECAY, AND WINDY DAYS! THE SPINNING FISHERMAN’S BUSTER CONNECTS AND IT’S THE ACE THAT STANDS TALL IN THE RING!

(The sold-out crowd in Jordan-Hare Stadium go absolutely nuts as Jamie O’Hara smirks. They absolutely love ‘The Ace’ in Auburn, and the camera cuts to a shot of the three cages that are on the ramp. Inside the middle one, The Illionaires are cheering on their team captain, absolutely stoked to see Jamie put Andrea and Serena down.)

Gavin Kirkland: My baby is getting to her knees, and that’s enough to draw Jamie’s attention back towards her! There’s just something so fucked about beautiful people trying to hurt one another. I’m not here for it!

Stew-O: An absolutely ruthless Jamie O’Hara attacks Andrea Valentine before she can properly stand up! He clubs her in the back, which drops her on her stomach and now he’s stomping away at the Specialists Champion! Jamie with those precise kicks to the ribcage area, and this is breaking down into a mugging! He grabs Andrea up and tosses her into the corner, sprinting forward… CORNER CLOTHESL- NO! ANDREA MOVES! JAMIE HITS CHEST FIRST AND ANDREA IS QUICK TO LIGHT JAMIE UP WITH SEVERAL STIFF FOREARMS TO THE BACK! SHE GRABS JAMIE AND TURNS HIM AROUND… EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS WITH JAMIE’S JAW! ANDREA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST AND THAT ROCKS JAMIE!!!

Deadprez: AND SHE’S NOT DONE! ANDREA SKIPS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND COMES SPRINTING OUT! HANDSPRING BACK ELBO- NO! JAMIE GETS HIS FEET UP! ANDREA IS DOWN!

Gavin Kirkland: :noah: Why is Serena back up?!

Deadprez: SERENA HEADS RIGHT FOR JAMIE! She catches him with a right hand to the jaw, and follows it up with a chop to the chest! Jamie quickly fires back a series of chops that nearly take Serena to her knees! Serena is such a feisty competitor though! She lands a punch to the abs of Jamie, that forces him to take a few steps back, and Serena pushes herself up, only to come flying at Jamie! Rights and lefts connecting with ‘The Ace’, and Serena pushes Jamie back against the ropes! Another chest chop! And another! Serena turning Jamie’s chest red right now, and this crowd is solidly behind her!

Gavin Kirkland: But why, though?! She broke the heart of their legend, Cam Newton! Loose little trollup.

Stew-O: Serena clotheslines Jamie over the top rope… sending him into the second ring! Serena uses her incredible speed to head for the ropes AND SHE JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE! SERENA USES THE TOP ROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD RIGHT AS JAMIE GETS TO HIS FEET! SERENA WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY BUT JAMIE CATCHES HER! JAMIE JUST CAUGHT SERENA! JAMIE HOISTS SERENA OVER HIS SHOULDER AND HE LAUNCHES HER INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE LIKE A DART! SERENA CRASHES HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL AND CRUMBLES TO THE APRON!

Deadprez: JAMIE TURN AROUND!

Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA LOOKING TO HIT JAMIE WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY OF HER OWN!!!

Stew-O: BUT JAMIE CATCHES ANDREA!!! JAMIE SPINS AROUND AND HE THROWS ANDREA LAWN DART STYLE AT THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! ONCE AGAIN THE ACE IS THE ONLY PERSON STANDING IN WAR GAMES!

(All of a sudden, the crowd starts counting down!)

5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!

(The stadium lights darken and ominous music starts to play, which really gets the crowd even more excited. The three cages on the stage are lit up by spotlights, which means one of the competitors currently inside War Games is about to end up with a huge advantage!)

(After a few exciting seconds, two of the spotlights go out, and the crowd erupts as the lone bright, white light that’s left on shines down on the middle cage.)

Deadprez: THE ILLIONAIRES ARE LET OUT! CHRIS ELITE AND AHREN FOURNIER RUSH DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDE INTO THE CAGE! The referee on the outside locks them in and they join Jamie inside the second ring! Jamie, Chris, and Ahren have an impromptu team meeting, and it’s Gawd Giveness GOATNESS that notice Andrea and Serena getting back up! Chris takes off towards Serena! Ahren barrels towards Andrea! Serena and Andrea are both met with running knee strikes that smash their heads against the cage walls! Chris pulls Serena up! Ahren has Andrea! They drag the girls to the center of the ring and Chris takes control of both of them!

Gavin Kirkland: :mjlit:

Deadprez: :whoa: Not like that!

Stew-O: Chris stacks Serena on top of Andrea and lifts BOTH OF THEM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! CHRIS GOES TO SLAM THEM DOWN… AND HE POWERBOMBS THEM INTO A BACKSTABBER FROM AHREN! HOLY SHIT! AHREN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS CHRIS HITS A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON BOTH WOMEN! CHRIS OUT OF THE WAY NOW AND AHREN FOLLOWS ALL THAT UP WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!

Gavin Kirkland: NOW JAMIE DEADLIFTS ANDREA AND SERENA UP… GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE ROPES! JESUS CHRIST :noah:!!!!

Deadprez: TEAM SHOWDOWN! FUCK YES!

(The three former world champions, Chris Elite, Jamie O’Hara, and Ahren Fournier stand side-by-side-by-side and survey the damage they have done since being united together in this match. Both Andrea and Serena are rolling around on the mat, holding their necks, and both seem to be in distress.)

Stew-O: Andrea and Serena are the two smallest competitors in this match, and their lack of size has certainly placed them at a disadvantage so far! The Illionaires, who honestly could end up becoming the next Unified Tag Team Champions at this point, are proving to be on the same page! A lot of people questioned whether these two former rivals could actually co-exist as a team, and it seems to me like Chris and Ahren could end up becoming one of the greatest teams ever!

(Andrea Valentine and Serena Bennett both know they have to get themselves back into this match. Serena uses the side of the cage to help her up, while Andrea uses the ropes. The two former rivals both look at one another and give a slight nod to each other.)

Gavin Kirkland: … now wait just a second… the last time these two decided to work together in some capacity my dear, sweet friend Stephon Hunte was unceremoniously destroyed! I love Andrea… but if she works with this monster and hurts a hair on the perfect head of my Jamie… I will j-

Deadprez: What? What the hell are you going to do?!

Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: I’ll live up to the name SK.

Stew-O & Deadprez: :dead:

(Team Showdown allows Andrea and Serena to get back into the ring, and both girls stand opposite of the three decorated Elitists.)

Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA AND SERENA THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND LUNGE AT JAMIE AND THE ILLIONAIRES!

Deadprez: SIMULTANEOUS LOU THESZ PRESSES! ANDREA LANDS ON AHREN! SERENA ON CHRIS! THEY ALSO MANAGED TO CATCH JAMIE WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE IN THE PROCESS! SERENA AND ANDREA UNLOADING ON THE ILLIONAIRES RIGHT NOW! SERENA HAS HER HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF CHRIS ELITE AND SHE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! ANDREA IS THROWING FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AT AHREN FOURNIER! CHRIS TRIES TO THROW SERENA OFF OF HIM, BUT SHE DRAGS HER FINGERNAILS DOWN HIS FACE, DRAWING FIRST BLOOD IN THIS MATCH! SERENA WITH A HAMMERFIST NOW! SHE IS POUNDING AWAY ON THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE AND TRYING TO OPEN UP THOSE ARTIFICIAL WOUNDS EVEN FURTHER!

Stew-O: JAMIE IS BACK UP AND HE GRABS SERENA AND ANDREA BY THEIR HAIR! HE PULLS THEM OFF HIS PARTNERS BUT SERENA AND ANDREA FIGHT BACK! THEY CATCH JAMIE WITH TWIN ELBOWS TO THE GUT, WHICH FORCES THE ACE TO LET GO OF THEM! SERENA WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT CONNECTS WITH JAMIE’S CHIN! ANDREA WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST! SERENA AND ANDREA GRAB JAMIE AND WHIP HIM INTO THE ROPES! JAMIE’S MOMENTUM BRINGS HIM BACK TO THE GIRLS, BUT HE IS ABLE TO DUCK THEIR CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT!

Gavin Kirkland: THEY CATCH HIM ON THE REBOUND THOUGH! BOTH WOMEN NAIL JAMIE O’HARA WITH BIG BOOTS! THEY QUICKLY GRAB HIM AND WORK TOGETHER… SPIKING JAMIE’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE MAT! ANDREA QUICKLY DOES A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO JAMIE’S ARM AND SERENA QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP WITH ‘TRAP QUEEN’! SERENA BENETT HAS JAMIE O’HARA LOCKED IN HER VERSION OF THE ANACONDA VICE!

Deadprez: The Illionaires are back to their feet and they see their captain in trouble! Chris and Ahren look to save Jamie BUT ANDREA GREETS THEM WITH A DROPKICK! BOTH MEN STUMBLE BACK AND ANDREA QUICKLY GETS BACK UP! ANOTHER DROPKICK AND BOTH CHRIS AND AHREN ARE FORCED AGAINST THE ROPES! ANDREA IS BACK UP ONCE AGAIN AND SHE BACKS UP A FEW FEET…. RUNNING AT CHRIS AND AHREN! SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF AT THEM AND ALL THREE GO CRASHING OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE OTHER RING!

Stew-O: SERENA STILL HAS JAMIE IN ‘TRAP QUEEN’ BUT THE ACE HAS SOMEHOW GOTTEN HIMSELF TO THE ROPES!

Gavin Kirkland: Serena lets go, knowing she has Jamie weakened, and she pulls him up by the hair! Serena Irish whips Jamie into the corner and follows it up with a corner clothesline! SERENA QUICKLY NAILS JAMIE WITH TWO RAPID FIRE, SHOOT STYLE KICKS AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK!

Deadprez: WITH THE SHITS!

Gavin Kirkland: SERENA GRABS JAMIE AND RUNS FORWARD… TAKING JAMIE DOWN WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!

Stew-O: Serena is back to her feet and she throws her hands up in the air! This woman could end up going down as one of the greatest Elitists to ever live, and she’s just taken down ONE of the all-time greats!

Deadprez: Serena really seems to be feeding off the energy of the crowd right now! They are showering her with love and support!

Gavin Kirkland: But Jamie is back up now and Serena turns around! Serena with a running neckbreaker to Jam- NO! DESPERATION SUPERK- NO! SERENA DODGES THE SUPERKICK! SERENA FIRES BACK WITH A SUPERKI- NO! JAMIE DODGES THAT! JAMIE GRABS SERENA WITH A DOUBLE WRISTLOCK… :damn: STARDUST BREAKER! STARDUST BREAKER! SERENA BENNETT IS DOWN AND OUT!

(Jamie looks across the ring and sees that The Illionaires are in the process of taking Andrea Valentine to task. They have stomped Andrea down into a sitting position and Ahren is in the process of destroying Andrea’s face with knee strike after strike!)

Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: Ahren has busted Andrea’s mouth open and I don’t like seeing her bleeding. Chris grabs the champion and drags her back to her feet! Chris slams his fist into Andrea’s mouth, not once… but twice! He follows it up with a shoot kick! Chris with a spinning back fist of his own… FOLLOWED BY A DEVASTATING LARIAT THAT TAKES ANDREA DOWN!!!

Deadprez: The 5 BOROUGH COMBO!

Crowd: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

BUZZ!

(The lights have gone down again and the creepy music is byke!)

Stew-O: Well either Serena or Andrea is about to get some much needed help in this match. Both women have been taken out by Jamie and The Illionaires.

(With Andrea and Serena down for now, Team Showdown has directed their attention towards the stage. After the tension builds for a few seconds, one of the spotlights is quickly snuffed out.)

Stew-O: YES! THE REST OF TEAM DYNASTY! LETS GO DARKANE! LETS GO TLA!

(The crowd loses their collective minds as Darkane and his shovel, and TLA and his barbed wire wrapped chancla rush towards the ring! They slide right in, and Team Showdown looks to cut them right off! The Illionaires immediately begin beating on TLA! Jamie goes for Darkane!)

Deadprez: DARKANE DRIVES THE HANDLE OF THE SHOVEL INTO JAMIE’S GUT AND CRACKS HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT! JAMIE GOES DOWN AND DARKANE QUICKLY GOES TO HELP OUT HIS PARTNER! DARKANE TAKES THE SHOVEL AND SLAMS IT INTO CHRIS’ BACK! DARKANE WITH A SICK GRIN AS HE FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ON AHREN NOW! AHREN LOOKS FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT DARKANE SLAMS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! THE ILLIONAIRES ARE DOWN! JAMIE IS DOWN! DARKANE RAISES THE SHOVEL IN THE AIR MUCH TO THIS CROWD’S DELIGHT!

Gavin Kirkland: TLA HAS MADE HIS WAY OVER TO JAMIE AND HE IS SLAMMING LA CHANCLA DOWN ONTO JAMIE! BLOOD IS POURING FROM JAMIE’S HEAD NOW THANKS TO THAT BARBED WIRE CHANCLA AND THAT IS NOT OKAY! CAMERON’S HUSBAND IS TOO PRETTY TO BLEED BUT TLA DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT THAT! IN FACT… NO! STOP! :damn:

Stew-O: TLA JUST SHOVED THE CHANCLA DOWN JAMIE’S THROAT AND IS CHOKING THE ACE! JAMIE IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO DEFEND HIMSELF BUT ALL THAT ANGST FROM TWO YEARS AGO JUST SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE BETTER OF TLA RIGHT NOW! TLA DRIVES THE CHANCLA FURTHER DOWN JAMIE’S THROAT AND THE ACE IS COUGHING AND SPITTING UP BLOOD NOW!

Deadprez: DARKANE HAS GRABBED CHRIS ELITE AND HE’S THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! DARKANE IS NOW BRUTALIZING THE GAWD CONTRACT HOLDER WITH THE SHOVEL! HE’S REPEATEDLY DRIVING THE HANDLE OF IT INTO BHRISSY’S STOMACH! CHRIS IS DOUBLED OVER NOW AND DARKANE SLAMS THE SHOVEL INTO THE BACK OF CHRIS’ HEAD!

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN STAGGERS OVER TOWARDS DARKANE BUT DARKANE WHIPS AHREN ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE SHOVEL! YIKES! THE GOAT IS DOWN AND DARKANE PLACES THE SHOVEL IN AHREN’S MOUTH! DARKANE STOMPS DOWN ON AHREN’S HEAD! ‘OPEN FACE SURGERY’!!!

(The audience absolutely cringes at the replay of Darkane destroying Ahren Fourner with the most brutal move in his arsenal.)

Stew-O: Dear lord… it’s taken all of two minutes for TLA and Darkane to reduce this match to a bloody mess…

Deadprez: Andrea is back up and sees the members of Team Showdown down! I think it’s just dawned on her that she is severely outnumbered in this match. Darkane has set his sights on her… AND TLA JUST DISPOSED OF JAMIE WITH A VERY MEXICAN DESTROYER! HE PULLS LA CHANCLA AWAY FROM JAMIE AND GETS BACK UP! TLA IS NOW EYEING ANDREA!

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: This is not the fun-loving Poon Palace Daddy we are used too. TLA looks ready to absolutely annihilate Andrea Valentine right now.

Stew-O: TLA THROWS THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHANCLA AT ANDREA! SHE DUCKS BUT THAT ALLOWS DARKANE TO SLAM THE BLOODY SHOVEL ACROSS HER BACK! ANDREA CRUMPLES TO THE MAT… AND LOOK WHO’S BACK UP!

(Serena is back into the mix as she joins TLA and Darkane.)

Gavin Kirkland: :kellycry:

Stew-O: YES! TEAM DYNASTY LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER AND ALL THREE OF THEM ATTACK ANDREA! IT’S A THREE-ON-ONE BEATDOWN AND ANDREA DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE! THEY ARE STOMPING HER AND KICKING HER, AND JUST BEATING THE TAR OUT OF HER!

(The camera cuts to the stage where an anxious Raven Roberts and Ms. Extreme are watching what’s going down inside the ring. Raven’s eyes are seen darting towards the countdown clock, and Ms. Cash in the Vault starts to grow even more impatient. Ms. Extreme feels Raven’s nervous energy and she took starts to get antsy as well.)

Deadprez: It’s Serena who seizes control of the situation and she pulls Andrea up! Serena whips Andrea into the corner and Andrea collides chest first with the turnbuckles! Serena runs forward looking to nail Andrea with a clothesline… BUT ANDREA HITS SERENA WITH AN ELBOW! ANDREA IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO JUMP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND SHE LEAPS OFF… BUT SERENA CATCHES HER WITH A BACKSTABBER!

Stew-O: DARKANE DROPS DOWN AND PLACES THE SHOVEL ACROSS ANDREA’S THROAT! HE IS CHOKING HER WHILE SERENA AND TLA TURN THEIR ATTENTION TOWARDS THE ILLIONAIRES! BHRISSY AND AHREN ARE BACK UP AFTER RECOVERING FROM THE BEATING THEY TOOK EARLIER! THE ILLIONAIRES ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS WITH SERENA AND TLA! ALL FOUR ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! CHRIS AND SERENA! TLA AND AHREN! CHRIS SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF SERENA… AND THAT…

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: That probably wasn’t the best idea!

Stew-O: SERENA BRINGS HER FOOT UP AND KICKS CHRIS ELITE RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS AND THAT DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! SERENA IS SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AT HIM WHILE SHE’S REACHING INTO HER BOOT! SERENA PULLS OUT A CHAIN AND SHE QUICKLY WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF BIG BHRIS ELITE! SERENA IS ATTEMPTING TO CHOKE OUT THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! TLA AND AHREN ARE CONTINUING TO TRADE PUNCHES, WITH NEITHER MAN REALLY ABLE TO GET THE UPPERHAND! TLA LOOKS TO GRAB AHREN AND PLANT HIM WITH A ZIG ZAG, BUT AHREN FENDS TLA OFF WITH A SERIES OF MMA STYLE PALM STRIKES!

Gavin Kirkland: Ahren is very underrated as a fighter and a technician! People seem to forget he is trained in various MMA styles, and can more than hold his own against absolutely anyone inside the ring! The GOAT is the real deal, ya digg? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Stew-O: AHREN DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO TLA’S GUT AND FAKES A SUPERKICK TO THE SHIN! TLA DROPS TO A KNEE OUT OF SHEER INSTINCT, AND THAT ALLOWS GOATY TO HIT TLA WITH A SUPERKICK! ‘STAR STRUCK’ FROM THE STAR BOI!

Deadprez: MEANWHILE DARKANE HAS DRAGGED ANDREA OVER TO THE CORNER OF THE RING AND IS FORCING HER FACE AGAINST THE STEEL OF THE CAGE! HE’S GOT HIS BOOT PLACED FIRMLY ON HER HEAD, AND ANDREA IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK! :blessed: THE ACE IS BYKE INTO THE MATCH! :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: JAMIE GRABS DARKANE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! HE CHARGES FORWARD AND GETS DARKANE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE! DARKANE’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AN- WAIT! SERENA IS ON JAMIE’S BACK! SHE’S GOT THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND JAMIE’S THROAT! JAMIE QUICKLY REACHES UP AND GRABS SERENA BY THE HAIR SNAPMARING HER TO THE GROUND IN FRONT OF DARKANE! JAMIE WITH A DROPKICK THAT SLAMS SERENA’S HEAD INTO DARKANE’S CROTCH, AND THAT’S PROBABLY THE CLOSEST DARKANE WILL EVER GET TO HAVING A REAL WOMAN DOWN THERE!

Deadprez: :damn: Mans can’t even enjoy it because he’s gripping his balls and has dropped to the mat! Jamie has wrapped the chain around his fist and has grabbed Serena! He is slamming his fist into her face, busting open his fellow Grand Rampage winner!

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE JUST SPLIT THAT FIVEHEAD RIGHT OPEN!

Stew-O: Gavin plz.

Deadprez: Ahren has made his way over to Jamie, as Jamie jerks a bleeding Serena Bennett up. Jamie hoists Serena in the air and automatic drops her right across the top rope! AHREN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF SERENA’S HEAD! SHE FALLS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE APRON… AND JAMIE SLAMS HER INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE THANKS TO RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK!

Gavin Kirkland: TLA AND CHRIS ARE BOTH BACK UP, AND SO IS DARKANE! JAMIE AND AHREN START DOUBLE TEAMING DARKANE, WHILE TLA AND CHRIS BRAWL WITH ONE ANOTHER! TLA HAS THE CHANCLA AGAIN BUT CHRIS IS ABLE TO SNATCH IT FROM HIM! HE SLAMS IT INTO TLA’S FACE! TLA IS CUT NOW! CHRIS CONTINUES TO HIT HIM WITH THE CHANCLA! TLA FIGHTS BACK WITH PUNCHES TO THE RIBS AND STOMACH! JAMIE AND AHREN HAVE DARKANE UP, AND THEY DROP HIM THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE ROPES!

Deadprez: A GROGGY SERENA IS BACK UP AND SHE CRAWLS BACK INTO THE RING!

5…

Stew-O: TLA, CHRIS, SERENA, JAMIE, AND AHREN ARE ALL FIGHTING NOW!

4…

Gavin Kirkland: DARKANE IS BACK UP AND HE LUNGES AT JAMIE, HITTING HIM IN THE GUT!

3…

Deadprez: Hang on… ANDREA IS CRAWLING TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE! ANDREA VALENTINE HAS MADE HER WAY UP THE WALL OF THE CAGE!

2…

Stew-O: ANDREA USES HER FEET TO PUSH HERSELF OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! MOONSAULT! MOONSAULT! ANDREA TAKES OUT TEAM DYNASTY AND TEAM SHOWDOWN!

1…

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

BUZZ!!!!

(A look of sheer relief crosses Andrea’s bloody face as the timer goes off.)

Gavin Kirkland: THE REST OF TEAM VOLTGINA IS ABOUT TO ENTER THIS MATCH! THE SPOTLIGHT IS SHINING DOWN ON MS. EXTREME AND RAVEN RO-

Deadprez: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Stew-O: OH FUCK! CHARLIE MARR JUST HIT THE OFFICIAL WHO WAS ABOUT TO UNLOCK THE VOLTAGE CAGE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

(The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos.)

Gavin Kirkland: THE KEY TO THE CAGE HAS FALLEN AND CHARLIE, RAVEN, AND MS. EXTREME ALL LUNGE FOR IT! THE BARS KEEP THE GIRLS FROM REACHING IT AND CHARLIE SNATCHES THE KEY!!! THOSE BITCHES TRIED TO COST CHARLIE THE CHAMPIONSHIP EARLIER TONIGHT AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE PLANS TO KEEP TWO-THIRDS OF THEM OUT OF THIS MATCH!!!

(Inside the War Games structure, Andrea is watching the scene unfold like a horror movie. Her crestfallen face is an image that will stick with the EAW Universe for decades to come, long after every single Elitist in this match has moved to the next phase of their respective lives.)

Stew-O: I’M NO VOLTAGE FAN BUT DAMMIT! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!

(Ms. Extreme and Raven Roberts are kicking, screaming, slamming their fists against the bars. There’s no way for them to get out of the cage and Charlie Marr just stands there, a look of pure evil on his face.)

Deadprez: Several EAW officials and HRDO have come rushing out, and the champion takes the key… HURLING IT INTO THE CROWD!!!! CHARLIE MARR JUST TOSSED THAT KEY AND OFFICIALS ARE DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE STAGE NOW!

(Inside the ring, The Illionaires have returned to their feet and see Andrea watching the scene on the stage play out.)

Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS JUST GRABBED ANDREA FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! AHREN IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF! ‘PROTECT YA NECK’!!! THE TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL CONNECTS ON ANDREA!!!!

Stew-O: The Illionaires are calling that move ‘Put It On Ice’ and I’m pretty sure Andrea Valentine is dead.

(The replay on the screen of Andrea getting taken out with The Illionaires finisher does nothing but further infuriate Raven and Ms. Extreme. An official has come running out with bolt cutters, looking to try and free the Voltage girls from the cage.)

Deadprez: The Illionaires grab Andrea and they toss her into the other ring!

Gavin Kirkland: TLA, Serena, and Darkane are back on their feet, as is Jamie, and these six competitors have all locked eyes on one another. TLA and Darkane stand on either side of Serena. Bhris and Ahren are on either side of Jamie. Team Dynasty and Team Showdown have all been battered and bloodied and ya know what I just realized? War Games hasn’t even officially started!

Stew-O: That’s correct! Pinfalls and submissions don’t count until all three teams are locked inside so honestly this could go on forever!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:

(It’s a staredown between the two brands, as the crowd buzzes with anticipation. Between the history the members of Team Showdown have with TLA and Darkane, and Serena’s overall boldness, there’s absolutely no love lost between any of these six people.)

Deadprez: … AND HERE WE GO!

Stew-O: WAR GAMES HAS BROKEN DOWN INTO A BRAWL PITTING THE MEMBERS OF TEAM SHOWDOWN AGAINST THE MEMBERS OF TEAM DYNASTY! SERENA AND JAMIE ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS! DARKANE AND AHREN ARE TRADING SHOTS! TLA AND CHRIS ARE GOING AT IT! NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE AN INCH AT THIS POINT BECAUSE THEY KNOW EVENTUALLY TWO FRESH COMPETITORS ARE COMING INTO THE MATCH! THEY’RE GOING TO FREE MS. EXTREME AND RAVEN FROM THAT CAGE AND ONCE THAT HAPPENS VOLTAGE IS GOING TO HAVE A HUGE ADVANTAGE IN THIS MATCH!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT RIGHT NOW IT’S TLA WHO HAS MANAGED TO GET CHRIS UP AGAINST THE ROPES! ALL AROUND THEM THEIR TEAMMATES ARE BRAWLING, BUT TLA CHOPS CHRIS AND RAKES HIM ACROSS THE FACE! CHRIS FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! TLA WITH A CHOP! CHRIS WITH A RIGHT HAND! CHOP FROM TLA! CHRIS! TLA! CHRIS! TLA! TLA! TLA! TLA TAKES CHRIS AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A CARTEL KICK AND CHRIS IS DOWN! TLA GOES TO GRAB CHRIS BUT AHREN GRABS TLA! AHREN WITH A KNEE TO THE GROIN AND A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SHOT TO THE BACK! TLA DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND THERE’S AHREN! STORYBOOK ENDING CONNECTS! TLA IS DONE FOR NOW!

Deadprez: DEVIL MAY CRY! SPEAR TO THE SPINE FROM DARKANE TO AHREN! THE GOAT’S SPINE MIGHT BE BROKEN, GUISE! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY SICKENING SPEAR THAT COULD HAVE CAUSED SERIOUS DAMAGE TO AH-

Stew-O: IN EXCELSIS! JAMIE FROM BEHIND! DARKANE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT! JAMIE TURNS AROUND….

Gavin Kirkland: ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY THAT MONSTER SERENA BENNETT! SERENA HITS JAMIE WITH ‘MOONLIGHT!’ SHE’S TRYING TO GO FOR A SECOND RUNNING NECKBREAKER BUT THERE’S BHRISSY! BHRIS GRABS SERENA AND HITS HER WITH A STANDING VERSION OF BROOKLYN HIGH! THE SPANISH FLY HAS SERENA DO-

(The cheering of the crowd has drowned out the commentary, because the Voltage cage has FINALLY been unlocked and Raven is sprinting down the ramp.)

Deadprez: RAVEN IS ON HER WAY TO THE RING! MS. EXTREME JUST SNATCHED THE BOLT CUTTERS FROM THE OFFICIAL AND SHE’S RIGHT ON RAVEN’S HEELS! THE OFFICIALS AT RING SIDE ARE FUMBLING TO OPEN THE CAGE AND RAVEN LITERALLY JUST GRABS ONE OF THEM AND THROWS THEM TO THE SIDE. SHE RIPS OPEN THE CAGE HERSELF AND GETS IN… HEADING RIGHT FOR CHRIS ELITE! TALON! TALON! CHRIS ELITE JUST ATE A TALON!!!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME HAS THROWN THE BOLT CUTTERS INTO THE RING AND SHE IS SEARCHING UNDER THE APRON! THE RED QUEEN IS GRABBING ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING SHE CAN GET HER HANDS ON RIGHT NOW! TRASH CAN! KENDO STICK! SLEDGEHAMMER! I SEE A SCREWDRIVER WHICH MS. EXTREME IS REALLY FAMILIAR WITH!

Gavin Kirkland: LA PANTERA SEXUAL IS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT RAVEN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE FACELIFT! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK SENDS TLA TO THE MAT, AND MS. EXTREME THROWS A BLACK BAG INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS IN! THE CAGE DOOR SHUTS BEHIND HER AND BRUH….

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WAR GAMES IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!!!!

Deadprez, Stew-O, & Gavin Kirkland: :damn:

Crowd: :damn:!!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME! SHE RIPS THAT BLACK BAG OPEN AND DUMPS THE CONTENTS INTO THE RING!

(Broken glass, nails, and thumbtacks hit the mat and Ms. Extreme’s face lights up like a Christmas tree.)

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN IS SNEAKING UP BEHIND MS. EXTREME!

Deadprez: MS. EXTREME DUCKS AND RAVEN NEARLY TAKES THE GOAT’S HEAD OFF WITH THE TALON! MS. EXTREME GRABBED AHREN BEFORE HE COULD FALL AND SHE JUST ABSOLUTELY PLANTED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT FUCKERY WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! MS. EXTREME WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE STOMACH OF AHREN FOURNIER!!! AHREN HAS GLASS, NAILS, AND THUMBTACKS EMBEDDED INTO HIS FLESH NOW!

Stew-O: HERE COMES DARKANE! DEVIL MAY CRY TO RAV- NO! MS. EXTREME SAVES RAVEN AND CATCHES AN INCOMING DARKANE WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! SHE HOOKS DARKANE AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE MESS WITH A DDT!!!! MS. EXTREME GRABS A PIECE OF GLASS AND SLIPS IT BETWEEN HER FINGERS, AND SHE BEGINS STABBING DARKANE IN THE FACE WITH IT! SHE OPENS UP HIS FOREHEAD AND SMILES AS BLOOD BEGINS TO RUN DOWN DARKANE’S FACE!

Gavin Kirkland: YES! RAVEN JUST TOOK SERENA OUT WITH A TALON!!! SERENA HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK TO HER FEET AND RAVEN STOPPED HER IN HER TRACKS! SERENA’S BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY THE CLAYMORE KICK AND NOW RAVEN IS GRABBING SERENA! SHE’S GOT HER LOCKED IN THE AVIARY! PINFALLS AND SUBMISSIONS COUNT NOW AND THIS IS NOT ELIMINATION STYLE! TEAM VOLTAGE IS GOING FOR THE WIN RIGHT NOW!

Deadprez: SERENA HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND SHE’S BEEN IN THIS MATCH FOR AWHILE! YOU KNOW SHE’S EXHAUSTED AND SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY CHOICE BUT TO TAP! SERENA RAISES HER HAND… SURELY NOT! NO WA-

Stew-O: JAMIE JUST SLAMMED HIS FOOT INTO RAVEN’S HEAD! JAMIE JUST SAVED THE MATCH AND THAT HAS MS. EXTREME UP TO HER FEET! JAMIE AND MS. EXTREME ARE THE ONLY TWO COMPETITORS ON THEIR FEET RIGHT NOW AND OH MAN. :lupe:

Gavin Kirkland: Welp… Ms. Extreme definitely didn’t hide how she really felt about Jamie this week, and the lack of a role he played in the Ava family war last year with Mr. DEDEDE.

(The stadium has gone silent as Camille Jane Ava and Jamie O’Hara lock eyes with one another. There is nothing but pure fire and emotion in Camille’s, while Jamie has turned off anything that could even remotely resemble a basic human feeling.)

Deadprez: MS. EXTREME JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF JAMIE!

Stew-O: Even through the dried blood on his face, I can still see the handprint that she just left on the face of her brother-in-law.

Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): Seriously, fu-

Gavin Kirkland: IN EXCELSIS!

(Jamie rips at his hair, a crack in his armor finally starting to show.)

Jamie O’Hara (Off Mic): For fuck’s sake Camille.

Deadprez: RAVEN WITH THE TALON! JAMIE JUST ATE THE TALON! RAVEN WITH THE COVER ON JAMIE!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: TLA MAKES THE SAVE! TLA QUICKLY COVERS MS. EXTREME!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Deadprez: ANDREA! IT’S ANDREA! SHE JUST SAVED THE MATCH BY HITTING TLA WITH THE VALENTINE’S MASSACRE! ANDREA WITH THE COVER!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :noah: SERENA FROM BEHIND! BACKFLIP INTO THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK! SHE HAS ANDREA LOCKED IN ‘SERENITY!’ DON’T TAP ANDREA! PLEASE DON’T TAP OUT RIGHT NOW!

Stew-O: ANDREA’S HAND HITS THE MAT! SHE’S TAP- OH MY GOD! BIONIC STOMP TO SERENA! CHRIS ELITE JUST SAVED THE MATCH FOR SHOWDOWN BY HITTING A MOONSAULT FOOT STOMP ON SERENA! CHRIS DEADLIFTS SERENA UP AND HE IS GOING FOR LONG KISS GOODNI-

Deadprez: DEVIL MAY CRY! DARKANE JUST BROKE CHRIS ELITE IN HALF! DARKANE THROWS HIMSELF OVER CHRIS FOR THE COVER!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN JUST BLASTED DARKANE IN THE FACE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! DEAR GAWD! THE GRAVE WORM MIGHT BE DEAD!

Deadprez: AHREN THROWS HIMSELF OVER DARKANE! SHOWDOWN IS GOING TO WIN THIS THING!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME JUST THREW HERSELF ON TOP OF AHREN! SHE GRABS THE GOAT BY THE ARM AND LOCKS HIM IN RED HANDED! THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS GOING TO GIVE TEAM VOLTAGE THE WIN!!!!

Deadprez: AHREN IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE! HE’S NOT ABOUT TO GIVE THIS MATCH UP FOR SHOWDOWN! THE MULTI-TIME CHAMPION IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN AND TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY UP! AHREN REACHES BEHIND AND HOOKS HIS FREE ARM AROUND CAMILLE AND SOMEHOW AHREN IS FORCING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! MS. EXTREME IS NOW THE ONE HANGING ON! AHREN FORCES HIMSELF BACK INTO THE CORNER, SLAMMING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! HE MANAGES TO KNOCK MS. EXTREME OFF HIM, BUT SHE IS ABLE TO SCRAMBLE TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND AHREN’S NECK AND STARTS CHOKING HIM, WHILE PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE AT THE SAME TIME!

Gavin Kirkland: SEVERAL OF OUR OTHER COMPETITORS ARE STIRRING AS WELL! JAMIE AND RAVEN ARE BOTH BACK UP AND THEY’VE LINKED UP WITH ONE ANOTHER AGAIN! RAVEN WANTS TO TRADE STRIKES WITH JAMIE AND I DON’T KNOW HOW WISE THAT IS! BUT RAVEN AND JAMIE ARE EXCHANGING THOSE KICKS NOW, AND OH SHIT! LOOK! SERENA BENNETT HAS JUST TAKEN DOWN CHRIS ELITE WITH THE RUNNING NECKBREAKER! SHE GRABS BHRISSY ONCE AGAIN! ANOTHER NECKBREAKER! SERENA KICKS CHRIS OVER ON HIS STOMACH AND STOMPS HIS FACE INTO A PILE OF GLASS, THUMBTACKS, AND NAILS! SHE LOOKS AROUND AND RUSHES FOR THE KENDO STICK! BLOOD IS POURING FROM THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE AND SERENA STARTS BEATING HIS FACE WITH THE KENDO STICK!

Stew-O: DEAR GAWD! SHE JUST BROKE THE KENDO STICK OVER CHRIS’ FACE! SERENA IS NOT FUCKING AROUND!

Deadprez: TLA AND ANDREA ARE GOING AT IT, AND THESE TWO ARE NO STRANGERS TO ONE ANOTHER! ONCE UPON A TIME AT PAIN FOR PRIDE THEY FACED ONE ANOTHER FOR THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! TLA HAS ANDREA BACKED INTO THE CORNER! TLA LOOKS FOR A RIGHT HAND, BUT ANDREA IS ABLE TO BLOCK IT! SHE FIRES OFF A RIGHT OF HER OWN, BUT TLA BLOCKS IT IN RETURN! TLA WITH A HEADBUTT AND THAT STUNS ANDREA ENOUGH THAT TLA IS ABLE TO HIT HER WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA TAKES ANDREA BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HER FACE INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! OVER AND OVER TLA BEATS ANDREA’S FACE INTO THE CAGE!

Gavin Kirkland: BAH GAWD! DARKANE IS SOMEHOW ALIVE! HE HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD AFTER HAVING HIS LIFE TAKEN FROM HIM WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!! DARKANE’S FACE IS A BLOODY MESS AND THE AREAS AROUND HIS EYES ARE ALREADY SWOLLEN BUT HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THOSE BOLT CUTTERS THAT MS. EXTREME BROUGHT INTO THE RING! DARKANE GRIPS THEM AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE CAGE! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!

(Darkane is standing up and he is hacking away at the cage, loosening some of the wires and bending them so they are facing the inside of the cage.)

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme has let go of Ahren and she makes her away over to Darkane! She clubs him in the back but Darkane pistol whips her in the face with the bolt cutters! Ms. Extreme is now coughing up blood and Darkane snatches her up by the hair. DARKANE GRIPS MS. EXTREME’S THROAT AND HE SLAMS HER INTO THE CAGE, SHOVING THE JAGGED PIECES OF WIRE HE JUST FREED INTO HER SKIN! DARKANE LETS GO AND MS. EXTREME IS HANGING THERE! JESUS FUCK SHE IS HANGING FROM THE CAGE BY HER BACK AND LOOK AT THAT SICK SMILE ACROSS DARKANE’S FACE! HE SLAMS THE BLADE OF THE BOLT CUTTERS INTO HER FOREHEAD AND HE DIGS THEM INTO HER HEAD!

Gavin Kirkland: … I think I’m going to be sick.

Deadprez: HERE COMES JAMIE! JAMIE GRABS DARKANE FROM BEHIND AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! JAMIE JUST SAVED MS. EXTREME! HE JERKES HER DOWN FROM THE CAGE AND LETS HER DROP! JAMIE TURNS AROUND AND THERE’S RAVEN! RAVEN JUST SLAMMED JAMIE IN THE FACE WITH THE TRASH CAN! RAVEN STOMPING AWAY ON JAMIE NOW AND THERE IS NO WHERE FOR HIM TO GO! MS. EXTREME STAGGERS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND SHE JOINS RAVEN! TOGETHER THEY DOUBLE TEAM JAMIE AND PICK HIM UP! I KNOW THEY ARE NOT ABOUT TO HANG THE FUCKING ACE FROM THE CAGE!!!! :damn:

Stew-O: :damn: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE TRYING TO DO BUT SERENA JUST JUMPED RAVEN FROM BEHIND! SERENA WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND RAVEN’S NECK AND STABS HER IN THE FACE WITH THE BROKEN PIECE OF KENDO STICK! RAVEN DROPS AND MS. EXTREME SLAMS THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD INTO THE CAGE! SHE GOES FOR SERENA, BUT TLA FLIES INTO THE PICTURE AND KNOCKS HER OUT WITH BIG BOOT TO THE TEMPLE! TLA HAS LA CHANCLA AND HE DIGS IT INTO THE OPEN WOUND ON MS. EXTREME’S FOREHEAD! HE RAKES THAT BARBED WIRE WEAPON ACROSS HER HEAD AND MS. EXTREME’S BLOOD IS COVERING BOTH OF THEM!

Deadprez: SERENA HAS LEFT HER MARK ON RAVEN AS WELL! SHE CONTINUES SLAMMING THE PIECE OF KENDO STICK INTO RAVEN’S FACE WHILE MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE CHOKE HOLD! SERENA IS TRYING TO END THIS MATCH AT RAVEN’S EXPENSE, AND IT MIGHT BE FOR THE BEST! THINGS HAVE BROKEN DOWN INTO AN ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW!

Stew-O: This was never going to be pretty, and it was never going to be for the faint at heart. All nine of these competitors went into this match with something to prove. Voltage’s story is well documented. They were placed into this match to be abused and humiliated and destroyed. Team Showdown was built for one purpose and one purpose only, and that was to win this match. Redemption for Showdown’s awful showing in this match last year is the only goal Jamie and The Illionaires walked into this with, and they have presented themselves as the former world champions they are so far. As far as Dynasty goes, this match is about Serena Bennett living up to the hype and proving herself as the lockerroom leader we all believe her to be. She’s somehow taken TLA and Darkane, two men who were ready to murder one another just a few weeks ago, and gotten them on the same page, and right now Team Dynasty seem to be in the best position to win this match!

Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: That’s the last thing anyone wants to see and I’m literally begging anyone to get the fuck up and save this match! Please for the love of Gawd! JAMIE WYA?!

Deadprez: IT’S THE ILLIONAIRES! CHRIS AND AHREN JUST SNATCHED SERENA OFF OF RAVEN AND AHREN HAS SERENA! HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! AHREN IS STOMPING AWAY ON SERENA… AS CHRIS ELITE CLIMBS UP THE CAGE?! CHRIS ELITE IS GOING TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE! CHRIS ELITE HAS CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND OH JESUS! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO?!

Stew-O: HE’S GOING TO FLY! THAT’S WHAT HE’S GOING TO DO! CHRIS ELITE TAKES TO THE SKIES HERE IN BEAUTIFUL AUBURN, ALABAMA!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn: PHOENIX 630 SENTON FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! IT CONNECTS ON SERENA! SERENA IS DEAD! SERENA IS DEAD! CHRIS ELITE WITH THE COVER ON SERENA BENNETT!!!! SHOWDOWN :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Deadprez: ANDREA. VALENTINE. MAKES. THE. SAVE.

(The crowd goes absolutely berserk as they replay Andrea throwing herself on top of Chris to break up the pin.)

Deadprez: AHREN GRABS ANDREA BY THE BACK OF THE NECK AND THROWS HER ACROSS THE RING! HE GOES TO CHARGE AFTER HER BUT RAVEN STOPS HIM! SHE’S GOT DARKANE’S SHOVEL AND SHE CATCHES AHREN IN THE STOMACH WITH IT! SHE SLAMS IT ACROSS HIS BACK, AND THEN CRACKS AHREN UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH IT! RAVEN WITH A TALON JUST TO MAKE SURE AHREN FOURNIER IS DOWN!

Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN GOES FOR THE PIN BUT TLA JUST JUMPED ANDREA! RAVEN IS BACK UP AND TOGETHER THEY START DOUBLE TEAMING LA PANTERA SEXUAL! MS. EXTREME STAGGERS OVER TO THE TWO OF THEM AND SHE’S GOT THE CHANCLA! ANDREA PLANTS TLA WITH ‘LOVE HAZE’ AND MS. EXTREME GETS ON TOP OF TLA! SHE RELENTLESSLY POUNDS THE CHANCLA INTO TLA’S FACE AND HEAD UNTIL TLA’S FACE IS A PROVERBIAL CRIMSON MASK! ONLY THEN DOES MS. EXTREME STOP!

Stew-O: WHILE MS. EXTREME HANDLED TLA, ANDREA AND RAVEN WENT FOR SERENA! THEY TOOK THE GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER AND RAMMED HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POST! ANDREA WRAPS SERENA UP IN THE ROPES FOR RAVEN AND RAVEN IS GOING FOR ‘SHREDDING TALONS!’ SHE’S ABOUT TO HIT HER SECOND CLAYMORE KICK TO A TRAPPED SERENA! RAVEN HITS IT AND NOW SHE IS GOING FOR THE FINALE! RAVEN WITH THE THIRD TALON KICK AND ANDREA QUICKLY UNHOOKS SERENA AND RAVEN DRAGS HER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING FOR A COVER! VOLTAGE IS GOING TO WIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Deadprez: :noah:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :mjgrin:

Stew-O: THANK GAWD :blessed: CHRIS JUST SAVED SERENA’S ASS!!!! CHRIS PULLS RAVEN UP AND GETS HER IN POSITION FOR A ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’ BUT ANDREA WITH A LOW BLOW! NOT HER USUAL THING BUT THIS IS WAR GAMES, AND SHE’S ACTUALLY CRACKING A SMILE ABOUT WHAT SHE JUST DID! I LOVE IT!!! ANDREA WITH THE ‘ATOMIC BLONDE’ ON CHRIS ELITE AND RAVEN QUICKLY CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES!!! RAVEN LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF!!! ‘RAVEN’S WINGS’!!! SHE LANDS THE SPIRAL TAP!

Deadprez: RAVEN WITH THE COV- HANG ON! JAMIE HAS JUST WHIRLED ANDREA AROUND! HE GRABS HER!!! STARDUST BREAKER! JAMIE HAS THE COVER ON ANDREA!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN BREAKS IT UP! RAVEN GRABS JAMIE BY THE HAIR BUT HE FENDS HER OFF! JAMIE WITH A SERIES OF FOREARM STRIKES THAT SEND RAVEN STAGGERING! JAMIE GRABS RAVEN BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HIS KNEE INTO HER FACE! HE TAKES RAVEN BY THE WRISTS… STARDUST BREAKER TO RAVEN! JAMIE GOES FOR THE COV- NO!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME WITH THE CHANCLA! IT CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD! SHE GRABS JAMIE BY THE HAIR AND PLACES THE CHANCLA ON THE MAT… AND DRIVES JAMIE FACE FIRST ONTO IT! MS. EXTREME GOES FOR THE TOP ROPE NOW! SHE’S QUICK TO LAUNCH HERSELF OFF! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!

Deadprez: NO! JAMIE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY OF BLIND FURY! MS. EXTREME SOMERSAULTS FORWARD THOUGH AND QUICKLY GETS UP… ONLY TO BE MET WITH DEVIL MAY CRY BY DARKANE! THE SPEAR CUTS MS. EXTREME IN HALF BUT DARKANE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! DARKANE HAS THE SCREWDRIVER MS. EXTREME BROUGHT INTO THE RING! HE FLIPS MS. EXTREME ON HER STOMACH AND MOUNTS HER… RAISING THAT SCREWDRIVER IN THE AIR!!! HE LOOKS TO DRIVE THAT THING RIGHT INTO MS. EXTREME’S EYE SOCKET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: JAMIE SNATCHES THE SCREWDRIVER FROM DARKANE! HE THROWS IT ACROSS THE RING AND GRABS THE GRAVE WORM UP BY THE HAIR! JAMIE HOOKS THE WRISTS… JAMIE HOOKS THE WRISTS!!!! STARDUST BREAKER TO DARKANE!!! STARDUST BREAKER TO DARKANE!!! JAMIE DROPS TO COVER DARKANE!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Gavin Kirkland: :kellycry: FUCKING RAVEN! RAVEN JUST SAVED THE MATCH FOR VOLTAGE!!!!

Stew-O: Raven is exhausted and she rolls off Jamie… but I’m afraid all she’s done is just frustrate ‘The Ace’ who had this match put away and was about to add another accomplishment to his resume! Jamie climbs to his feet and looms over Raven, looking down at her with absolutely nothing on his face but pure annoyance. He reaches down and grabs Raven by the wrist.. BUT SHE JUST GRABBED JAMIE BY THE HAIR AND ROLLED HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHH-

Deadprez: JAMIE KICKS OUT RIGHT AS CHRIS COMES RUSHING IN! CHRIS CATCHES RAVEN WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH AND HE FALLS ON TOP OF HER FOR A COVER!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: TLA! TLA! TLA! TLA FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH A MOONSAULT AND JAMIE IS ABLE TO KNOCK CHRIS OUT OF THE WAY! TLA LANDS ON TOP OF RAVEN BUT CHRIS AND JAMIE ARE RIGHT THERE! THEY GRAB TLA AND WORK TOGETHER TO HOIST HIM UP AND THEY SLING TLA INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! TLA SOMEHOW STAGGERS BACK UP THOUGH AND THERE GOES JAMIE! IN EXCELSIS TO TLA!!! HE CONNECTS WITH TLA’S JAW AND THAT SLAMS LA PANTERA SEXUAL’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL OF THE CAGE!

Deadprez: AND CHRIS ELITE HAS PLANTED RAVEN WITH ‘LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!’ CHRIS ELITE WITH THE COVER ON RAVEN!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Stew-O: DARKANE HAS SNATCHED CHRIS ELITE UP!!!! DARKANE HAS CHRIS ELITE IN POSITION FOR ‘SIX FEET UNDER!’

Gavin Kirkland: IN EXCELSIS!!!!

Deadprez: JAMIE WITH THE COVER ON DARKANE!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Stew-O: BLIND FURY! BLIND FURY!!!!

Deadprez: BUT JAMIE MOVES!!! MS. EXTREME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BUT SHE LANDS ON DARKANE! JAMIE SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR IN EXCELSIS ON MS. EXTREME!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME MOVES!!! JAMIE MISSES HIS MARK! RAVEN WITH THE TALON! JAMIE GOES DOWN! CHRIS HAS DRAPED HIMSELF OVER DARKANE AND THE REFEREE IS COUNTING THE PIN!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-

Deadprez: ANDREA VALENTINE JUST MOONSAULTED FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH THE TRASH CAN!!!! SHE LANDS ON THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE AND BREAKS UP THE COVER! CHRIS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, GRIPPING HIS LOWER BACK AND ANDREA IS ABLE TO GET HER ARM OVER DARKANE! ANDREA WITH THE COVER!!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Gavin Kirkland: Oh my god…

(“Fire” by PVRIS begins to blast across the PA system and for a few moments time completely stops. Raven Roberts and Ms. Extreme almost don’t believe what just happened.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… YOUR WINNER OF WAR GAMES… ANDREA VALENTINE, RAVEN ROBERTS, AND MS. EXTREME… TEAM VOLTAGE!!!

(Andrea sits up, as the referee attempts to raise her hand, and she looks around. 87,000 plus people are on their feet and they are cheering for Voltage. More specifically, they are cheering for her. They are cheering for her sisters. Reality sinks in and Ms. Extreme and Raven rush to Andrea, grabbing her up and pulling her into their arms.)

Stew-O: I don’t really think I can put into words what this victory must mean for these three women. They were never supposed to win this match, and they had every single odd stacked against them. They were against six other athletes who have a hell of a lot more experience than they do, and more accomplishments than they do. But somehow, someway… the sheer will to win and stick it to every single person who counted them out, including their own brand, won out.

Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know whether to be outraged, or to just stand up and tip my cap to them.

(Raven has Andrea and Ms. Extreme wrapped in her arms and is whispering to each of them, and none of them give a damn that they’re crying at the moment. It’s the biggest win of each of their careers, and no matter what they each go on to do in the future, it will likely be one of the most meaningful moments of their lives.)

Deadprez: Team Showdown looked downright unbeatable during this match, and Team Dynasty looked the most violent. This is an outcome I never saw coming, and I don’t even know what to say. The looks on their faces say it all really; shock, disbelief, and pure unadulterated joy. Andrea, Raven, and Ms. Extreme said all week they had no choice but to win.

Stew-O: So that’s what they did.

(Raven, Andrea, and Ms. Extreme have broken apart, but have taken one another’s hands. They raise them up and take a bow, making sure to soak up every last bit of this moment. Jordan-Hare Stadium, one of the loudest stadiums in all of college football, is living up to its reputation at the moment as it salutes the three women who just went to war and pulled off one of the biggest upsets in EAW history. After a few minutes, the three drop hands and just look at one another again. The cage has been raised, and the ring has been cleared, but not a single soul has left their seat except to stand.)

(Smiles cross the battered, bruised, and bloody faces of Team Voltage, a team of women brought together for a common purpose, who developed a bond based on mutual respect and admiration, and formed a friendship. All three nod at one another and wrap their arms around each other once again. They look up at the night sky, stars in their eyes, and shout as loud as they can to the Heavens.)

Andrea, Raven, and Ms. Extreme: QUEENS ONLY!!!!

(EAW logo buzzes.)