( A re-enactment of a group of soldiers are seen, walking across barren lands )
( The leader of the pack stops the rest of the soldiers, just as they reach a more battle-ready civilization )
Narrator: When you step into another territory…..
Northern Soldier Leader: We’ve reached the south…
Soldier _# 1: Are you sure you don’t want to turn back now?…
Soldier Leader: We came too far to let Lincoln down now… move…
Narrator: EVERYTHING changes… ( The soldiers advance, as they head into a clear forest down an easy path ) …
Southern Soldier Leader: STOP! … ( The Northern Soldiers turn around, as a pack of Southern Soldiers are seen, armed )
Southern Soldier Leader: It’s a shame that you didnt listen to your cadet… its time to die now…
Northern Soldier Leader: We will not die. We will FIGHT…. ( The Northern Soldiers arm themselves ) .. ( The Southern Army run fullspeed at the Northern Soldiers )
Southern Soldiers: FOR THE CONFEDERACY!!!! … ( The Northern Army run towards the Southern Army )
Northern Soldiers: FOR THE UNION!!!! ….
( The two armies collide, as the Territorial Invasion logo animation flashes on the screen, and is sliced in half with a virtual knife to reveal the Dynasty & Showdown logos ) …
Narrator: TERRITORIAL INVASION… ( “Reminded” by Drowning Pool plays, as the promo vids for each match play )
Narrator: The pride of Dynasty, the EAW Championship could very well be at stake… with the Generation Genesis in hot pursuit, and in complete control… 4 men. George Copeland. Alexander Da Vinci. The Returning Hova. And Cyclone could be the final hope for Dynasty…
Narrator: Speaking of Pride… ( The re-enactment plays, as the Northern and Southern Soldiers are seen destroying each other with guns and swords )
Narrator: The pride of EAW is also at stake. With the tyrannical General Manager of Showdown, Carlos, ready and willing to strip EAW of it’s very “Extreme” fashion… the only defending force is the Heart Break Boy, ready to put it all on the line for the purpose of Extreme…
Narrator: And perhaps the most pride at stake… Mr.DEDEDE returns, and is the ONLY FORCE that can control CC and RRS from getting out of hand… but there will be nothing that can stop Captain Charisma and RRS from what they will do to eachother tonight…
( The Re-enactment pans as the Southern Army Leader and the Northern Army Leader are seen battling with swords, with few other people left )
Narrator: The Hardcore Headliner, and the Atomic Bombshell face off for the final time… And it will be the last man standing,
( Camera switches back to the Civil War Re-enactment, with the Northern Soldier Leader holding up a bloody sword in victory, with every single other soldier laying on the battle field assumingly dead )…
Narrator: Who gains the spoils… ( Fired shots are heard, as well as a groan and the Northern Leader drops to the floor dead ) …
( A bloody EAW Logo flashes onto the screen ) …
( Pyrotechnics blast all over the inside of the arena, and blast from the top of the arena as the Fireworks sound all over the sky ) …
( Camera pans all over the arena showing the cheering, raging fans )
ETR: We’re here!! At the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada…. WELCOME TO THE 2ND ANNUAL TERRITORIAL INVASIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! I’m ETR!!!
Deadprez: And im Deadprez! We have SO MUCH to offer for the EAW Fans right here and right now! We’ve got the sake of Extreme on the line tonight! Team Extreme vs Chairs are for Sitting will decide the FATE of Extreme Answerz Wrestling in almost an entirety!
ETR: Of course, the legendary CC vs RRS feud comes to its ultimate and only climax here tonight! This is the last encounter, the final time we see these two men! These two men, who started their feud on Showdown are now ending it at Territorial Invasion! How will it all go down??
Deadprez: But we’ve got a whole night to get to, so lets switch-over to our Dynasty Colleagues, Stew-O and HYC! …
( The broadcast switches over to the Dynasty table )
Hey Yo Chico: Stew-O and I ready to call the Dynasty matches, and lets get started with our first bout of the night! ANOTHER Final Encounter between longtime rivals, Latino Game and Mister K…
Stew-O: These guys have been going at it for almost 3 years! A rivalry that is very underrated and a rivalry that will culminate here tonight.. I’m excited to see what’s going to happen between these two, because while Game is fighting to get his name back to the top, MK is trying to show Game that this is HIS territory and he won’t allow it to be invaded by the likes of him!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The opening bell rings and Latino goes after MK! Latino Game is now unleashing furies of punches onto him! Latino Game wants revenge for what Mk has done to him and Mk is helpless! Latino Game taunts to the crowd as they cheer him on and Irish whip him to a turnbuckle but hold on! Mk doesn’t budge and kitchen sinks him right in the gut! Mister K grits his teeth and goes on his knees and puts Latino Game in a sleeper position and now he’s doing repeated elbow shots to the skull of Latino Game! Mister K slams Latino Game down onto the mat and hooks the leg and this could be it!
HYC: But LG kicks out! You got to wonder how much ring rust Latino Game has. He hasn’t wrestled in a EAW ring for months! And that could give Mk a huge advantage! Mister K helps Latino Game to his feet and drops him down with a scoop slam! Mister K runs to the ropes and Latino Game is slowly getting up to his feet but Mister K rebounds back with a lariat right into the jaw of Latino Game! And Mister K hooks the leg once more.
Stew-O: But Latino Game kicks out at one! But that doesn’t affect Mister K because he now has a cocky grin on his face and is slapping the head of Latino Game just yelling for him to get up. Latino Game is slowly getting up and another hard slap to Latino Game! Mister K is just looking at the groggy Latino Game and M!K Check! But Game pushes Mister K to the ropes and enziguri! Latino Game gets up and reels a dazed Mk in and a suplex! Latino Game gets up with Mister K still in his hold and another suplex! And will Latino Game connect with the three amigos? Latino Game gets up again and once more with a suplex!
HYC: Latino Game is feeling the momentum rush threw this body and he picks up Mister K but Mister K quickly rolls out of the ring! Mister K is not happy at all and he is banging on our announce table! But he turns around to Latino Game with a seated senton onto him! Latino Game grabs our ring bell and is stalking Mister K just biding his time waiting to strike. And I am not sure Mister K knows what’s headed for him! Mister K is getting up holding his head and here comes Latino Game charging to him and BELL SHOT! BUT MISTER K DROP TOE HOLDS LG INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Stew-O: I am not sure if that was pure instinct or what but somehow Mister K at the last second managed to move out of the way and make Latino Games plan backfire! Mister K grabs Games head and throws LG into the barricade! And Mister K is talking trash to him and Mister K gets back the momentum in this match. Latino Game gets up though and slaps Mister K! And Mister K fuming tries to punch LG but he ducks and connects a neckbreaker! Latino Game now looks at the turnbuckle and rolls back into the ring. And this looks to be bad…Latino Game is going up high and Mister K is still down on the ground! And Latino Game is feeling froggy here!!!
HYC: But wait look Stew-O! Because Mister K notices what’s going on and rolls back into the ring and connects with a big boot to the side of Latino Games skull and now he goes on the top rope and both men are punching each other! But out of nowhere Mister K with a eye poke and he throws Latino Game off the turnbuckle! And he shakes the cobwebs out of his head and stands tall on the top turnbuckle and we barely see Mister K doing high flying maneuvers but he must have learned something while being in the New Breed Division and he screams in the air!
Stew-O: AND MISTER K WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO LATINO GAME!!!!! AND WOW WE BARELY SEE HIM DO STUFF LIKE THAT! But he hits it and hooks the leg! And this has got to be it! Latino Game has got to be unconscious after that and this one is over!
HYC: But Latino Game kicks out! LG might not have wrestled for us in month’s like I said earlier but it looks like he still got it. And his resilient is stronger then ever! Mister K gets up and is now looking at the ref saying it was a three count but the ref is still sticking to what he saw and that was a two count! Latino Game from behind though rolls up Mister K and here’s another pin!
Stew-O: But Mister K kicks out of it! Latino Game runs to the ropes and connects a senton onto Mister K! And Latino Game screams in the air and he’s signaling for the end here! Latino Game positions Mister K to the middle of the ring and now goes onto the turnbuckle. Will he hit it this time? Will we see Latino Game end up the victor of this match? Latino Game leaps into the air and FROG SPLASH! BUT MISTER K ONCE AGAIN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY SENDING LATINO GAME INTO THE COLD HARD CANVAS!
HYC: Mister K must of played possum because he quickly gets up picking Latino Game up for M!K CHECK AND HE COVERS GAME!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Announcer: Here is your winner!!!!!! MISSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KKKKKKK!!!!!!
Stew-O: It’s MK!! Mister K who ONCE AGAIN comes out on top to end this long, bitter rivalry between he and Latino Game! From 2008 to 2010 these guys have had bad blood, and now the blood is spilled all over the ring! A nice opening to a Free Per View that I’m sure will continue to impress..
( Camera fades backstage to the Generation Genesis’ lockerroom, with the 4 male members standing around )
CM Banks: Rolecall… Hurricane Hawk?
Hurricane Hawk: Aye.
CM Banks: Impact?
CM Banks: Lethal Consequences?
Lethal Consequences: Aye.
CM Banks: And CM Banks, aye… its not often we’re competing on the same team in the same exact match, we’re used to working as a unit in a separated exterior fashion. Maria’s getting ready for a match, this… is just another night for the Generation Genesis to take over. That’s it. This is nothing new. Nothing out of the ordinary, we’re here to win. Now that we have everything under wraps, is there anything anyone wants to get off their chest, any other plans to devise? We’ve spent the entire week meeting… this is it.
Y2Impact: I have one thing… we need to be fighting this match like its the EAW Championship on the line. This isn’t some other 4 on 4 Tag Team Match where we can just take the loss and act like it doesn’t mean anything.. it DOES mean something. If we lose this, it’s like we’re giving the EAW Championship back to Dynasty to be wrongly used. We’re here to not only keep Showdown under our control, but the entire EAW. And im sure with disgraces like Cyclone and Hova as their premiere guys, this is a piece of cake.
CM Banks: But don’t keep your guard down for a second…
Y2Impact: Not a split second…
CM Banks: Anyone else?
Lethal Consequences: Yeah. What if you have to use the bathroom during the match, can I abandon the GG?.. You know, kinda like the way Banks abandoned me at Midsummer Massacre just for some bosom?
Lethal Consequences: Relax. Take a joke.
CM Banks: You’re not funny…
Hurricane Hawk: This is serious, LC… we’re on a mission right now that revolves around the entire reason the Generation Genesis was born.
Lethal Consequences: I gotchu. Chiill…
CM Banks: Alright… Imp, can you get the camera-man out of here? We have strategy to discuss…
( Impact gets up and heads towards the camera, as it cuts to the arena )
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )
Announcer: This upcoming fatal four way match is scheduled for onefall… and is for the vacant VIXEEEEENS CHAMPIOOOONSHIP!!! ..
( Cherise’s music plays as she Comes Out )
Announcer: Introducing the challengers… From London, England… CHEEEEEEEEEERISE!!!
Deadprez: The Vixens Championship is on the line for the first time in get this, over a YEAR! And the underdog in this match, no doubt has to be Cherise… but the Underdog isn’t always counted out of the equation, and if she’s underestimated too much, she WILL suprise everyone..
ETR: Cherise said on Showdown that she plans on being the first and greatest Vixens Champion since Sabina, and pave the way for a rejuvinated Vixens Division! ..
( Kendra Shamez’ music plays as she Comes Out )
Announcer: And the opponents….. first.. from Buffalo, New York… she is the General Manager of DYNASTYYYYYYY…. KENDRAAAAAAAAA SHAMEEEEZ!!!
ETR: Here she is, one of the most controversial figures in EAW Today, Kendra Shamez! As glad as I am that she’s not GM of Showdown, and is terrorizing Dynasty however she wants, I gotta admit that Kendra is my pick to win the Vixens Title!
Deadprez: I dont know if Kendra’s had enough time to prepare for this match, being the GM of Dynasty AND a Title Contender is NOTHING easy, ETR! ..
( Maria’s music plays as she Comes Out )
Announcer: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. MAAAAAAARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Deadprez: Now here comes Maria, who is another big-time face around here, being an esteemed member of the great Generation Genesis! She has alot to fight for, representing the GG and getting her first shot at Vixens Championship Gold! …
( Heart Break Gal’s music plays as she Comes Out )
Announcer: And finally… from Dallas, Texas… she is the HEART… BREEEEEEEEEAK… GAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
ETR: HBG without a doubt has the most experience in this matchup! She knows how to take people out in many, many ways and could practically TEACH these other Vixens! I think these Vixens, if i were them, I’d take the initiative and put HBG out of the equation by teaming up on her, and then taking the others out for the win, thats just me.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: The 4 Vixens are in the ring, squaring off… and Heart Break Gal turns towards Cherise and BACKS her in the turnbuckle, and delivers harsh knee’s into her abdomin repeatedly! And now Kendra heads towards Maria, but Maria delivers the boot to the gut, and delivers a harsh european uppercut! And Kendra turns around and forces the ref to separate them, as Maria heads over and shoves the referee away from Kendra!! And Maria delivers rapid right-hands into Kendra’s skull over and over… until Kendra FIRES A SUPERKICK OUT OF THE CORNER!!! As Maria is dazed! She is DAZED as a gasp comes across the arena, and Kendra springboards off of the Turnbuckle, and delivers a CROSSBODY! AND THE COVER!
ETR: 1!!!!!……….. 2!!!… but the shoulder out! Now look at Cherise, sitting at the turnbuckle coughing and holding her gut, and Heart Break Gal heads towards Kendra and TOSSES HER over the top rope to the outside of the ring!!! But Kendra hangs onto the ropes, and as HBG turns around towards Kendra, Kendra shoulders into HBG’s ribs from in between the ropes, and from BEHIND, MARIA KICKS the back of Kendra’s knee! Taking Kendra down! And Maria lifts Kendra’s leg and drops several elbow drops into that hurt knee, and delivers a leglock! Now Cherise rolls out of the ring, and heads back into the ring behind HBG who was watching Maria take down Kendra… and from BEHIND, CHERISE ROLLS IN AND DELIVERS A BULLDOG, PLANTING HBG FACEFIRST INTO THE MAT!!
Deadprez: And Cherise covers HBG! 1!!!!!………….2!!!…… but the shoulder out from HBG! And now Cherise grabs HBG’s head and BANGS it into the canvas, and presses the cover over HBG again! 1!!!!……… but HBG shoulders out! Now look! Maria grabs Cherise from behind and tosses her out of the ring from inbetween the ropes! And as HBG tries sitting up, Maria stomps a BAAAAD BOOT INTO HBG’S FACE! THAT COULD BUST HER OPEN! YOU COULD HEAR THE SMACK THRU-OUT THE ARENA! And now Maria covers! 1!!!!……….2!!!……….. but Kendra drops a forearm quickly over Maria’s spine! And Maria gets up and turns around, screaming at Kendra, and Maria heads towards Kendra… but Kendra drop-toe-hold’s Maria as she drops throat-first over the middle rope!! And…
ETR: And Cherise is getting back up, as Kendra gets up and uses her able-left knee to press it against the back of Maria’s head, choking her out with the rope! And look at Cherise outside the ring! Cherise pulls out a Kendo Stick from under the ring, and SMACKS IT STRAIGHT INTO MARIA’S SKULL!!! And now Kendra releases the chokehold with the knee, and now Maria rolls out of the ring in pain as Cherise is quick to hook up Maria… and delivers a HARSH SNAP-SUPLEX STRAIGHT INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! And now look at HBG from behind, HBG SCOOPS UP KENDRA, FOR THE ROLLUP!!! THIS IS IT!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! … But Kendra NARROWLY kicks out!
Deadprez: HBG was just given too much time, and she’s back now as both women get up swiftly, and Kendra swings a clothesline… but HBG ducks under it, heads behind Kendra and kicks Kendra into the gut, as she PLANTS the Jumping Tornado DDT!!!!
ETR: WOW! Kendra was DRILLED!
Deadprez: And now look! Cherise pulls HBG out of the ring by her leg, as HBG lands on the outside! And Cherise rolls in and covers Kendra! 1!!!!!!………..2!!!!……… but Kendra kicks out! Kendra’s made some very important kickouts to keep this match going so far! Now Cherise is climbing up on the turnbuckle behind Kendra… and Cherise is on the middle rope, waiting for Kendra to return to her feet… and Kendra does as Cherise leaps off for the Diving European Uppercuuuuu–
ETR: No! Cherise FAKED it! And Kendra is seen jumping out of the way like a mess, as Cherise FINALLY leaps off when Kendra gains her composure, and delivers a Diving Crossbody!!!! … But wait! Kendra carries Cherise on the way down and reverses the landing into a covering pin!!! 1!!!!!……… 2!!!!, but a quick kickout! And now in comes Maria, who takes down Kendra with a right-hand momentarily… and now Maria grabs Cherise… and WITH AL OF HER FORCE, DRIVES CHERISE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! YOU CAN HEAR THE THUD, THE SHARP CONNECTION, AS CHERISE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING GRASPING HER ARM AND GROANING! And now Maria turns around..
Deadprez: And HBG is seen running at Maria with a clothesline!!! But Maria ducks under it, and performs a unique roll-up from the side for the pin!!! 1!!!!!……….2!!!……. but KENDRA snaps a HUGE KICK INTO THE BACK OF MARIA’S SKULL! As Maria releases and the referee INSTANTLY checks on Maria, she doesn’t look so good! Now look, Kendra seems to have pulled a Steel Chair in the ring while she was down, as Kendra picks it up from the corner and JABS IT straight into HBG’s ribs!!! And Kendra sizes it up, and CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF THE HEART BREAK GAL!!! WHAT A SHOT!!!! And now Kendra drops the chair, KENDRA COVERS!!! 1!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!……………. but CHERISE DELIVERS A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO KENDRA’S FACE!
ETR: That was CLOOOSE!!! If the ref didn’t see Cherise coming, that WOULD have been a 3 count! Cherise now grabs HBG and tosses her out of the ring, as HBG falls right infront of the ramp… and now Cherise pulls up Kendra again…. but LOOK AT MARIA, MARIA COMES BEHIND CHERISE AGAIN, AND MARIA RUNS CHERISE SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPO— NO!!! CHERISE SPINS BEHIND MARIA, AND RUNS MARIA STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!! Now wait a minute… wait a minute! Cherise is turning around and Kendra has ahold of the Steel Chair again!!! And Kendra SPIKES the Chair into Cherise’s ribs AGAIN… AND KENDRA SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO CHERISE’S SPINE!!!
Deadprez: And now Cherise is on her back, as Kendra sits on Cherise’s stomach, and presses the tip of the Steel Chair STRAIGHT into Cherise’s throat!!! And Kendra orders the referee to count! This is SICK! 1!!!!!!! ………. 2!!!!……………..3!!!!!………….
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Kendra Shamez’ music plays as she’s given the Vixens Championship, and celebrates arrogantly )
Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEEEEEEEEEW VIXENS CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONNNN…. KENDRRAAAAA SHAAAAAMEZZZZZZZ!!!
Deadprez: Well i’ll be! Kendra Shamez did it!
ETR: What a win! What! A! Win! Kendra Shamez has CEMENTED herself into EAW’s history tonight, becoming returning Vixen’s Champion!
Deadprez: I really didn’t think she’d make it! I didn’t think she’d win, I thought someone like HBG or Maria who was alot more focused and had alot more time to be a champion would win, but Kendra Shamez has come out on top!
ETR: A very telling victory, Kendra Shamez has just established herself right here as the best Vixen in EAW, and Kendra WILL prove herself to be better than Sabina ever was!
( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million standing in the interview room )
Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, im standing backstage with… well… these guys.
( Carlos, Speedy, StarrStan, SG2, and Sick Drake Blake walk into the room wearing shirts saying “Chairs are for Sitting )
Max A. Million: Carlos, tonight your team faces off in an established Traditional Elimination Match… ( Carlos stares off into space, not giving Max any eye contact ) … I’d just like to ask you or, or one of your teammates, what are you guys trying to establish here tonight? … ( Carlos continues staring into space ) …
Max A. Million: Well?…
Sick Drake Blake: Carlos won’t be speaking. The Showdown General Manager is above answer questions to those considered peasants, and moths around the tattered clothing that EAW calls “extreme”, such as yourself.. so ill take the mic.. ( Drake snatches the mic from Max )
Sick Drake Blake: So say everything Carlos would have, our establishment tonight is here to prove that Extreme Answers Wrestling has potential. EAW has potential to be one of the absolute greatest E-feds of all time… and it may have been if it werent for this blemish on the beautiful face of this company.
Sick Drake Blake: Extreme.
Sick Drake Blake: So often have we been egged on in playing into this “Extreme” ordeal. Tearing flesh from bone, gashing our skin, crying our eyes, popping pain killer after soma in attempt to relieve the unnecissary pain that these EAW Superstars go through every single week. We’re saving LIVES in this movement. To abolish Extreme Rules from EAW, and to preserve the longevity of Extreme Answers Wrestling superstars… SG2 will give you the example. ( Drake passes the mic to SG2, but Speedy interceps it and grabs ahold of it )
Speedy: Your favorite EAW Legends… Masters… Mak … Jaywalker …. Mr.DEDEDE… more. ( Carlos begins shaking in anger as he speaks into the mic )They’ve put their limbs on the line everytime they stepped into the EAW ring. They were pressed bye the INSUBORDINANCE OF THESE STUPID, EAW “FANS” WHO DROOL OVER SEEING THE BLOOD OF THE HARDWORKING EAW SUPERSTARS, SPILLED ALL OVER THE ARENA. SAVAGES. THATS WHAT THESE PEOPLE ALL ARE, SAVAGES.
Speedy: THESE EAW FANS DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR THEMSELVES… HOW ON EARTH ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR THESE HARDWORKING EAW SUPERSTARS? THE INSUBORDINANCE OF THE EAW SUPERSTARS FOR SUCCOMBING TO THIS SILLY “TRADITION”, AND THE INSUBORDINANCE OF EAW MANAGEMENT BAFFLES ME. IT REALLY DOES… BUT PICTURES WILL BE SPEAKING THOUSANDS OF WORDS TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Carlos: PICTURES WILL SAY THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF WORDS. STRUCTURES. OUR 5 ADVERSARIES LOVE THE FEELING OF PAIN SO MUCH? CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR… BECAUSE WE DONT NEED STEEL CHAIRS TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. STEEL CHAIRS WILL BE THE ONLY FOUNDATION THESE PEOPLE WILL HAVE, WHEN THEY WATCH THEIR PRECIOUS FAN FAVORITES DECIMATED WITH OUR BARE HANDS…. WE—
( Speedy turns to his right with an angry expression, as the Heart Break Boy walks onto the screen covering his ears wearing a shirt saying “Chairs are for Hitting” ) ..
Heart Break Boy: Damn, Speedy… could you BE any louder? Our team was trying to conjure up epic Table moves and Chairshots, as well as Trashcan Combos and all that good stuff to take you guys out… but you keep ruining it with your ruckus….
( Speedy bumps heads with HBB, until Drake and SG2 back him up and corner HBB )…
Carlos: Leave him… he’ll suffer very soon… ( Carlos leaves the interview room, as the rest of the team follows )
(The lights dim ever so slightly as the storied rivalry between Robbie and Extreme Enigma is shown)
Stew-O: Folks this one is sure to have every bit of blood boiling in the veins of both men! They truely hate each other so much that a grudge from a high school relationship from years ago… has found its way into this. Robbie fighting to avenge himself, while EE is fighting to have Kendra on his side, lets see this finally end
(The lights still dimmed become strobbed with green and purple dots filling the stage, then the ramp, and finnally in the ring as Extreme Enigmas music begins to play)
HYC: Here we go Stew, coming out is Extreme Enigma, a man who is doing this for Kendra and himself
(Extreme Enigma walks out on the stage and raises his right hand to the infamous Enigmatic Gun, and “shoots” it towards the ring cause a line of pyro to explode one by one down to the ring, Enigma runs after it and slides in the ring and stands waiting on Robbie)
Stew: Wow, he truely brought the big guns tonight folks Enigma is shooting off the first shots in this battle!
HYC: You mean WAR Stew, get it right.
(Robbie Vs music starts to play as the arena explodes in cheers, and nothing else as Robbie walks out to the stage. He slowly walks down the ramp clapping the fans hands and really showing he loves the fan support as Robbie slides in the ring and looks right at Enigma as he screams along with the fans Rob….Bie….V)
Stew: HYC we see these people love Robbie and really cant stand what Enigma has become, now lets go to the announcer for the introductions Chico!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from New Jersey city New Jersey….. Weighing in tonight at 226 pounds… He is the man who Has Fallen From Grace…. EXXXXTTTRRREEEMMMEEEEE ENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: This man tonight has become hated… has become disgustingly hated, but im sure thats because he is up against this man!
Announcer: And secondly, his opponent… From Las Vegas Nevada… He is the hometown hero tonight… The Expendable himself… Rob…..Bie…..V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: WOW what a pop tonight Chico, this is sure to be a great one. And wow they arent waisting any time here, as robbie and EE run to the center exchanging lefts and rights! And the brawl is on with EE getting the upperhand with a low kick to the knee, and EE throws Robbie to the ropes for another kick right to the gut. And EE sets up for the Twist and robbie counters it in mid-move spinning Enigma around again, continueing the fight with straight rights to the head!
HYC: WOW these two are throwing rights and lefts after an early attempt at the Twist, and Robbie now going to the low kicks to Enigmas knees! And 2 kicks to the right leg, and a third as EE falls to the knee holding it, as robbie goes off the ropes quickly for a knee sliding closeline to the back of EEs skull. And EEs face bounces off the mat from that and robbie knows he is stunned abit here and picks EE up. Robbie with alot of force whips him into the turnbuckles and follows him in with a shoulder thrust, and a second one while hes there. And EE looks like hes got the wind knocked out of him..
Stew: And Robbie sees it and takes no break as he runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes and runs at EE for not the shoulder… not the monkey flip… but Robbie goes for a HUGE BOOT TO ENIGMAS SKULL!!!!!!!!!!…… But no not today fans as EE ducks under it but uses Robbies momentum to not only go over head, but sends him flying down into the apron and then hitting the floor. And EE climbs out to the apron and waits holding the ropes as Robbie gets to his feet holding his left leg a bit from the fall and turns towards EE…..Who runs at him and leaps for a hurricanrana sending Robbie spinning over the barricade and into the first row of the fans!
HYC: WOW what a move early on, and EE now climbs over the barricade going after Robbie! Extreme Enigma stomping away at Robbies left leg, as Robbie crawls deep into the crowd here. And Robbie makes it to a vertical base here holding a retaining wall to the second level of seats as EE just kicks away at him. But Robbie with a few right hands backs EE off a bit as Robbie tries moving that leg, getting some blood flow back into it as EE charges back at him! But this time Robbie with a huge right boot to the skull while holding that barricade sending EE back down. And as EE falls flat on his back as his skull BOUNCES OFF THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
Stew: And now heres the fan support as Robbie grabs a chair and hands it to a fan as robbie picks up EE and stands his weary body up and has that fan hold the chair next to his face! And Robbie jumps on that retaining wall and taunts with the fans and turns to EE and…..ROBBIE HIT THE VEN-ASSASSINATOR SENDING EXTREME ENIGMA FLYING BACKWARDS. And Robbie now in control is after EE who has crawled away somehow gets to his feet. And Robbie searching for EE in the people, and they are giving EE up pointing to where he went.
HYC: Robbie now going towards the stage in search for Enigma looking behind him,in front of him,beside him,and even above him. And robbie jumps a barricade to go near the stage as he begs the crowd to tell him, and the fans point behind the curtain beside the ramp. Robbie opens the curtain…..ONLY TO BE BLASTED BY A CHAIR BU EXTREME ENIGMA FOLKS……AND EE WITH ANOTHER ONE TO THE SKULL SPLITTING ROBBIE OPEN AS HE CRUMBLES TO THE FLOOR!!!!! And EE goes behind the curtain again and dont tell me he is just walking out of this match Stew.
Stew: I dont think he is Chico…..BUT EXTREME ENIGMA IS DRIVING OUT HERE ON A FORKLIFT HYC!?!?!?!? As he drives it next to robbie and gets out and lays him on that wooden palet that was on the fork and EE stomps him again and gets back in the cab. And he drives it closer to the ring and gets it as close to the ring as he can. And starts lifting robbie into the air…..And robbies atleast 15 feet up as EE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!! And EE lowers the lift again and steps out of the cab.
HYC: Enigma is sliding into the ring now and goes near robbie and EE picks up robbies left leg, and spins over it and drops down with a leg breaker style leg drop. And EE gets up and does it once more with alittle more impact, and EE lifts up the leg and spins over it again. But EE taunts the fans now letting them know hes in control as Robbies leg shoots up lowblowing EE!!!!! And EE falls over holding his groin Robbie rolls over and under the ropes to the outside, And on one good leg limps over to the steps and picks them up. And he slides the top steps under the bottom rope and slides in behind them.
Stew: And Robbie gets up and goes over to EE and rolls him next to the ropes between the ropes and steps. Robbie goes off the opposite ropes and rolls and leaps up on top of the steps and crashes down on top of EE with Rolling Thunder with extra height from the steps, and goes for the pin.
HYC: EE gets his shoulder up right here and Robbie is looking for something else to do as he gets to his feet and limps to the turnbuckles. And robbie springs up to the top rope and flies off with a big time flip leg drop right on EEs throat. And Robbie grabs at his own leg after that move and rolls outside the ring again. Robbie grabs the bottom part of the steps that he left and struggling to lift them Robbie manages to slide them in. And again robbie slides in again.
Stew: And Robbie slides them up against the ropes near the turnbuckles and picks EE up and lays him against them. Robbie grabs the other set of steps and positions them in front of EEs face. And he walks to the opposite turnbuckles and climbs up. And Robbie taunts the fans once again Rob…..Bie…..V. And the fans are on their feet as Robbie leaps…….VEN-TERMINATOR AS IT CONNECTS FULL FORCE WITH TOSE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!!!
HYC: BUT NOT THE WAY HE WANTED TOO STEW…..AS EE NOT ONLY LIFTED THE STEPS OFF HIM,BUT THREW THEM RIGHT AT ROBBIES LEGS!!!!!!!! And hes gotta be done now, but no EE gets to his feet and lifts up Robbie and whips him into the turnbuckles. And follows him in as robbie gains some senses back and grabs the ropes and lifts up and lands behind EE, but no EE doesnt even stop as he runs up the turnbuckles now and leaps backwards. And BAM THERES THAT WHISPER IN THE WIND FOLKS, ITS BALLGAME NOW. And EE covers him
Stew: Not today Chico as EE does not get the job done there as Robbie gets the shoulder up. And EE is frustrated as can be here and he yells at the crowd while he climbs to the top turnbuckle again. And takes his shirt off here and throws it into the crowd and leaps high in the air. AND I MEAN HUGE FALL FROM GRACE RIGHT ONTO ROBBIES STERNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EE COVERS ROBBIE ONCE AGAIN
HYC: NO DAMN IT NO…..ROBBIE MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS LOOKING ON WITH A EUPHORIC LOOK IN HIS EYES. And Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring and grabs at the apron of the ring and throws it up, and looks like hes seen his best friend, as Enigma looks up to the ceiling smiling and it looks like hes saying something.
EE: Thank you God, hahhaha
Stew: And Enigma pulls out a 20 foot ladder and he leans it against that forklift as he looks again and pulls out a table. And slides it in the ring. And he pulls out a second table and slides it in and EE slides in the ring aswell. And EE sets up a table and then leg drops Robbie to keep him down. And EE sets up the other table next to it and picks up Robbie. And EE turns around to make sure the tables are as close as can be and….
HYC: CONCUSSION FROM ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IN HELL DID HE PULL THAT OFF WHEN EE TURNED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND, ONE SPLIT SECOND. BUT IT CONNECTED AS EE FALLS FACE FIRST ON ONE OF THOSE TABLES. AND ROBBIE GETS ON THE TABLE WITH HIM. AND LOCKS IN A MUTA LOCK ON THE TABLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stew: The 420 is what he calls it folks as Robbie V has the 420 locked in on a damn table here. And Extreme Enigma is about to tap out folks, he is in pain and his hands are on the sides of the table and are under it. Hes literally holding on under the table so he does not tap out. And folks EE is passing out here. And heres the end of it im guessing as….
HYC: What the hell just happened, the table just fell on one side as EE and Robbie fall forward as the back of Robbies head hits the steel steps that were still in the ring from earlier. And it looks like EE wasnt just trying not to tap earlier, but loosening the one peice of the table that holds the leg up, now that was as smart as you can be here Stew. And EE now gets up holding his neck in pain but lifts the table up again and fixes the leg so that its stable again, and moves the tables as close as he can again. And Enigma once again lifts up robbie and lays him on the table.
Stew: Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring and he pulls out a rope!?!?!?!??!?! And walks to the forklift and ties one end to a lever on the forklift chico, what in all hell is he doing now? And looks on into the ring at Robbie as he then picks up that ladder and sets it up where the forklift is wedge to the part that keeps the ladder open, and EE makes sure its stable as can be before he starts climbing it. And Extreme Enigma is 15 feet in the air on that ladder.
HYC: And EE now slowly tugs on that rope and the forklift is slowly rising up…AND UP…..AND UP… And Extreme Enigma is looking up at the ceiling again with his arms spread wide open as he finally reaches the top of the elevator he has created. And Extreme Enigma lets go of the rope and positions his hands to that Enigmatic Gun symbol and points both to his skull and looks on finally smiling again.
Stew: And Enigma points the enigmatic gun taunt down to robbie and hes pulling the trigger now. And Enigma leaps folks and its like he is suspended in mid air as he flips and….FALL FROM GRACE FOLKS OH MY GOD, FROM 30 FEET IN THE AIR THROUGH TWO TABLES AND GOD AS MY WITNESS, ROBBIE MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF AND SO IS EE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EEs LIFELESS BODY IS DOWN, ROBBIES DOWN, and theres a peice of broken table ontop of them. And the ref pulls off the table…..
HYC: EE HAS AN ARM ON TOP OF ROBBIE V, AND HERES THE COUNT
(Ding Ding Ding)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… EXXXTREEEEEMEEEEEE… ENIGGGGGMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Stew: And this one is over folks…its been a true clinic and im sure thats what these two will need very soon. Because both are still laying there as the ref is just shaking his head…. After about five minutes Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring somehow showing he is not only able to move, but alive.
( Camera fades backstage to Hova, sitting in his lockerroom with a boom-box, bumping “Roc Boyz” by Jay-Z ) ….
( Cyclone walks into the room, as Hova turns the volume down alittle )
Hova: Cyclone! Well if it aint the guy who kicked my ass on Dynasty…
Cyclone: Whatsup, Hov… man.. you’re not even GM and you still have a tricked out office!
Hova: Money says alot of things… ( Alexander Da Vinci and George Copeland walk into the lockerroom )
ADV & GC: Hey guys
Cyclone: Heeey… why don’t we all take a seat… ( Da Vinci, Copeland and Cyclone sit on paralleled benches, ADV being next to Hova as Hova turns the music down lower )
Cyclone: Alright guys, today is really important. We’re all dressed, we all look squared away… but we need to make sure that we’re on the same page, you feel me?
Alexander Da Vinci: I completely understand.
George Copeland: Same here…
Hova: I’m all game…
Cyclone: The Generation Genesis are a well-oiled machine. We need to wage a WAR. We need to fight like it IS an EAW Championship Match, because the EAW Championship to the Dynasty Brand is on the line.. can we really afford to lose the crown jewel of E-feds? We’re the last force left. Kendra chose us for the right reasons. We all have our unique attributes that should lead us to victory.
Hova: And might I add, momentum is focal. I mean listen to the song, i’ve been pumpin myself up all day! “Roc Boyz in tha buildin tonight, Oh what a feelin, im feelin life”… We’re gonna celebrate, boys… I got the hookups, drinks are on me, club is on me, we fight like Champions and we gonna celebrate like Champions..
George Copeland: Same Hova attitude… I agree, this is for our lively hood. I’m really glad we’re all taking this seriously…
Alexander Da Vinci: Yeah… we’re fighting for this like we’re fighting for our livelyhood..
( ADV extends his fist into the middle of the gathering ) … On three, we’re hell-bent to bring “The Roc” back to “The Roc Boyz”…
Hova: Heeeey, I like it (h)…
Cyclone: For Dynasty! Here we go! ( They all put their fists together )
Alexander Da Vinci: 1….2….3… DYNASTY!!! …( All 4 Men stand up )
Cyclone: Lets go… ( All 4 men leave the room, as the camera fades to the Arena awaiting the Generation Genesis ) …
(The titantron shows clips of the past few EAW Champions ending with the image of the bloody EAW Championship across the tron)
Stew: that there Chico is what our next match is all about. The lust from the Genesis and Cyclone for that title. And this time the title isnt even on the line but the men coming out soon want it more than if it was a title match. Lets hand it over to our announcer for the introductions here partner
(The Generation Genesis music starts to play as Y2Impact leading the charge with the World title belt on his shoulder as the Genesis walk beside him down towards the ring)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman I give to you the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….Y2IMPACT!!!!!!
(Impact slides into the ring with the title)
Announcer: EAWs TRUE NUMBER 1 LEGEND……………CM BANK$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Banks slides into the ring and stands in the opposite corner as Y2Impact)
Announcer: THE SADISTIC SERPENTINE SOLDIER……….HURRICANE HAWK!!!!!!!!!
(Hawk slithers into the ring and stands in his own corner)
Announcer: AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST…THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!
(LC puts his guitar into the corner and slides into his own corner)
Announcer: AND TOGETHER THEY ARE….THE GENERATION GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd begins to boo as strobe lights fill the ring and slowly spell out two Gs in the center as the Genesis look on)
HYC: WOW what an entrance from the entire Genesis here Stew! These guys really know how to make a grand, and I mean grand entrance for this match! Where not only pride, but perhaps the fate and future of the EAW Title are on the line!
Stew: You got that right partner as now we wait the arrival of not only the man who wants the EAW title back so much Cyclone, but the team of soldiers he has gathered to fight along side him against the Genesis.
(The Dynasty theme song plays as the lights change from the GG symbol in the ring to the official Dynasty logo suprising and irritating the Genesis)
Announcer: AND NOW THEIR OPPONENTS….THEY ARE THE TEAM OF CYCLONE, GEORGE COPELAND, ALEXANDER DA VINCI, AND HOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Team Dynasty charges from behind the curtain down to the ring and slide in as the Genesis bails out)
Stew: DAMN, the Genesis flew out of that ring when Team Dynasty hit it like greased lighting there Chico, how high and mighty are they now. I mean they just ran from the team led by Cyclone. But now Dynasty goes into its corner as George Copeland says he will start the match.
HYC: And Hurricane Hawk slides in for his team as this one is under way finally, and ill be honest Stew if this one isnt an all out brawl for it all ill be surprised.
(Ding Ding Ding)
Stew: And here we go as GC and HH lock up into the center of the ring for a collar and elbow tie up. GC now tries locking in the hammerlock on HH and gets it in slightly only for HH to shift his weight and ring GCs arm around locking in his own hammerlock. And Hawk is wrenching on that move as he screams into GCs ear that ” its ours Copeland…OURS” as he pushes GC into the ropes as copeland stands there looking over frustrated he is out wrestled so far.
HYC: And Stew look now, GCs calling for it once more as he and HH tie up into the collar and elbow tie up for a second time. And HH quickly locks in a side headlock on GC this time, as HH is backed into the ropes and sent off by GC. And HH ducks under GC as he glides off the ropes again for a running dropkick sending Hawk back all the way through the ropes to the outside.
Stew: And GC isnt done as HH starts to rise and GC runs the ropes and DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO HURRICANE HAWK!!!!!….NO HE DIDNT AS HAWK COUNTERED IT INTO A HUGE POWERSLAM ALL THE WAY INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: HUGE move there Stew, and Hawk gets up slowly as he walks towards copeland again and lifts him. He slides him into the ring and rolls in behind him and stands up looking on at the pron GC. And Hawk stomps on GCs left leg now…then the right leg…and the right arm…and the left arm…and the abdomine. And Impact has jumped off the apron and is coming over here as HH poses in the ring.
Imp: HE IS A SERPENT CHICO, A TRUE SNAKE IN THE RING NOW WATCH AS HE FILLS GCs VEINS FULL OF POISON,CALL IT RIGHT
Stew: Well looks like he told you Chico, as HH grabs GCs arm and lifts it up exposing Copelands ribs. And Hawk goes for a huge straight kick into the ribs…BUT GC CATCHES THE LEG FOR A BIG TIME DRAGON SCREW SENDING HH DOWN. And Copeland takes no time here as he runs over and tags in ADV, who comes in like a house of fire knocking a charging HH off his feet with a huge lariat.
HYC: And Da Vinci waits for HH to rise once again and rebounds off the ropes for another HUGE LARIAT…NO HE DOESNT AS HH DUCKS AND WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND ADVs SKULL….AND THERES THE INVERTED BACKBREAKER SENDING ADV DOWN!!! And HH goes for a pin here.
Stew: ADV KICKS OUT. And HH goes over and tags in LC into this match, as the King of the Mountain quickly runs to ADV and lays a huge kick to the ribs. And Consequences picks up ADV and whips him into the ropes for a flapjack to the mat. And LC springs up and does that infamous strut walk towards the ropes and holds up his arms as here comes Impact again
Imp: STEW CALL IT RIGHT, THAT IS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES,THE KING OF HIS MOUNTAIN AND A TRUE SOLDIER FOR MY GENESIS, NOW CALL IT YOU PARASITE
HYC: Looks like Y2Impact told you off that time there Stew. And now LC with a big time kick to a downed ADV as he starst to rise, and another sending him back down to the mat. LC backs up and runs for a falling dropkick to the ribs of ADV sending him rolling into the ropes now. And heres the pick up of ADV as Consequences picks him up and drops him into an Atomic Drop…then again he lifts him for a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER…
Stew: NO NOT NOW, ADV COUNTERS IT INTO THE DDT AS HE WAS LIFTED…SENDING LC DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!!!! AND ADV WAISTS NO TIME PICKING LC UP INTO THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!!! AND LC IS FADDING FAST HERE AS HE TRIES TO REACH OUT BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING. AND ADV DRAGS LC OVER TO HIS CORNER AS HOVA TAGS HIMSELF IN!!!!!!
HYC: AND HOVA WITH A MUGSHOT SQUARE IN THE FACE,HE HAD THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST ALREADY….TO ADV?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! AND HOVA TURNS AND KNOCKS CYCLONE IN THE FACE WITH THE MUGSHOT, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?????????
Stew: I dont know whats going on here Chico, but Hova just knocked ADV seemingly out and that punch to Cyclones face counts as a tag, and Hova is walking to the backstage area and GC is running after him to get some answers. Leaving Cyclone to fend for himself as hes down on the outside as LC is crawling towards the GG corner as Banks reaches out for a tag. And Consequences tags in Banks as he hops down and runs around the ring to Cyclone, as he picks him up and lays in left and right hands into Cyclones prone body.
HYC: Cyclone got his bells rung by Hovas suprise Mugshot to the face, as Banks picks up Cy and throws him in the ring and jumps on the apron. And Cy tries to get to his feet in the ring as Banks is holding on to that top rope and is waiting for a big shot now. Cy somehow gets to his feet and Banks springboards to the top rope and goes for that closeline he has done so many times…..
Stew: AND CYCLONE DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES OFF THE ROPES NOW AND COMES BACK WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK….AND BANKS GETS UP TO BE MET WITH ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!….. And Cyclone sends banks off the ropes as banks comes back he goes for a closeline as Cyclone ducks and hits Banks with a spin out powerbomb into the center of the ring. And in comes Hurricane Hawk for a closeline knocking Cyclone down….
HYC: NO NOT NOW, CYCLONE COUNTERS IT AND HITS A SPIN OUT POWERBOMB TO HH AND HE LANDS RIGHT NEXT TO CM BANKS….AND HERE COMES LC WITH THE GUITAR BEHIND CY……AND SPINS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR THE HANGOVER!!!!!!!! NO NO NO CYCLONE PICKS UP LC ON HIS SHOULDERS AND BAM…..
Stew: F-U TO LC AS HE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF BANKS AND HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Cyclone runs the ropes going to that Five Knuckle Shuffle!!!!!!!!…..And there it is……CODEBREAKER FROM IMPACT TO CYCLONE OUT OF NOWHERE COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Impact picks up LC and throws him to the GG corner as he stumbles to the apron. And Imp rolls Banks towards the corner and rolls HH out of the ring. And Imp raises his right hand with a smirk on his face as he knows he and GG are in complete control because of him. And Y2Impact turns to the GG corner to go back to the apron to get tagged as…
HYC: Lethal Consequences tags himself in as Banks rolls to the outside next to Hawk as they try to stand as Impact is 100 percent shocked and screaming what is he doing. And LC goes over to Cyclone again as he picks him up and…..CYCLONE LIFTS LC ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. AND IMPACT TRYING TO DO SOMETHING GRABS THE GUITAR AS LC POKES CYCLONE IN THE EYE AND GETS OFF. AND IMP SWINGS THE GUITAR FULL FORCE RIGHT AT CYCLONE….
STEW: AND CYCLONE DUCKS UNDER IT AS THE GUITAR IS WRAPPED AROUND LCs
NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And Cyclone picks Imp up on his shoulders….AND F-UOVER THE ROPES LEAVING IMP LANDING DOWN ON TOP OF BANKS AND HH!!!!!! And Cyclone goes over to LC and drags him into the middle of the ring and locks in the GTFO assissted wih the Guitar….
HYC: AND CYCLONE HAS THE GTFO LOCKED IN AND INSTEAD OF WRAPPING HIS HANDS AROUND LCs NECK HE JUST PULLS ON THAT GUITAR WRAPPED AROUND IT BY IMPACT…AND LC IS FADING HERE FOLKS AS THE REST OF GG IS ON THE OUTSIDE TRYING TO STAND AND STOP THIS,BUT CAN HE HOLD ON?!?!?!?!?
Stew: NO NO NO, THE GG ARE UP ON THE OUTSIDE AND START TO SLIDE IN THE RING HERE,AND HERES THE MOMENT OF TRUTH AS………………………………………………………LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS SAVED FROM THE TAP BY IMPACT HERE AS HE JUMPS AND LANDS ON CYCLONES HEAD….AND IMPACT PULLS UP CYCLONE AND THERE IT IS AGAIN WITH THE CODEBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IMP THROWS LC ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER
(DING DING DING)
HYC: And there we go Stew, team Dynasty lead by Cyclone lost the match and didnt win the right to have the EAW Title left alone on Dynasty. But it looks like the fight isnt over here as Impact, Banks, and Hurricane Hawk are all standing in that ring next to the fallen body of LC as Cyclone crawls back to the corner.
Stew: This isnt right damn it, he went through hell to keep himself in this match only to get screwed by Hova and the GG. And Cyclone begins to stand in the corner and raises his fists to fight. And here come the Genesis for th……………………….
(The lights go out followed by a gong sound)
Stew: WHATS GOIN ON HYC, THE LIGHTS ARE OUT AND ITS GETTING COLD IN HERE?!?!??!?!
(Lights turn back on as LC and HH are gone from the ring)
HYC: Uh Stew….where are HH and LC, they are gone from this picture and Banks and Imp dont even know it
(The Lights go out again as another gong is heard)
Stew: Chico……CHICO are you there????
(The Lights turn back on as Banks is gone leaving Impact alone in the ring with Cyclone)
HYC: Stew Banks is gone, Imp is in there alone with cyclone and hes searching for the GG but they are nowhere to be found! And Impact is furious and charges for Cyclone now and….
(The lights go out again as another gong hits…and then the lights come back on as Cyclone is left alone in the ring)
Stew: Chico is this Cyclones doing, or is something helping him here tonight. And Cy is walking around the ring looking around for something that can explain to him here. Hes starting to get out of the ring here and I guess hes wal…..
(A casket is lowering down from the rafters onto the stage setting up vertically facing the ring)
HYC: Uh stew…what is going on here, thats a casket and theres nothing that can explain this?! Cyclone is freaked out and backs up to the center of the ring as that casket lid slowly starts to open and it looks like theres someone inside,but who….OH MY GOD ITS…..ITS…..
Stew: ITS A DUMMY OF CYCLONE!?!?!??!?!?! Whats going on here chico, why is this happening and who is sending a message to Cyclone with this casket and the dummy inside. Its creepy and cyclone must be freaked out because that looks just like hi
( Fire shoots up in front of the casket then after 30 seconds it dies down again )
HYC: Stew that torrent of flames just came from nowhere and probabl….STEW LOOK AT THE CASKET, THE BODY INSIDE LOOK, ITS COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: Chico how could that have happened, that dummy of Cyclone is overed in blood. And im freaked out because this is looking like a horror movie with the body covered in blood
(The blaze of flames shoots up yet again infront of that casket for another minute and then stops again)
HYC: Stew…the body in that casket just stepped out…and its walking towards the ring but thats not the Cyclone dummy anymore….that cant be,it just cant be….Cyclone is in the ring looking as if he has seen a ghost here and is scared to death…Stew that is….
Stew: KEVIN DEVASTATION…OH MY GOD IT IS KEVIN, BUT HES DIFFERENT CHICO, HS HAIR IS BLACK,HE HAS A LOOK IN HIS EYE I HAVE NOT SEEN IN OVER A YEAR, THATS NOT THE EGO DRIVEN MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF GOD….THAT MAN HAS THE LOOK OF A DEMON AND THE FACE OF A DEVIL, THAT IS THE DARKSIDE OF THE MAN, THE DARK HEART OF KEVIN DEVASTATION LIVES AGAIN
HYC: AND GET STEPS ON THE APRON NOW, AND OVER THE ROPES JUST STARING A HOLE THROUGH CYCLONE….AND CY IN DIFIANCE RUNS FULL SPEED AT THIS CREATURE WITH A CLOSELINE…………ONLY TO BE GRABBED BY THE THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEW: AND KEVIN CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF CY AS HE IS FADING FAST, AND KEVIN THROWS CYCLONES ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER, BRINGS HIM UP…………..AND POSITIONS HIM FOR A…………………….LEAPING CRADLE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER…..And Kevin crosses Cyclones arms across his chest and we have a closeup of Kevins face as you can see what he is saying
(Kevin goes down to one knee and raises his right hand up as his eyes roll to the back of his head as the camera goes to static)
( The video feed is regained and the camera fades to Extreme Enigma being helped by two referees, heading towards the medic )
Extreme Enigma: I still don’t need you two assholes….
Referee _#1: You may think that, but you need to be checked on. That was a rough match out there..
Referee _#2: Yeah, this is no joke.
Extreme Enigma: Don’t worry about little… *Extreme Enigma starts coughing violently, as blood starts running down his chin*… little me… noone ever has… I’ve made it on my own before… ( Enigma shoves the referees away from him ) … and ill make it on my own to the little nurse’s office…
( Extreme Enigma starts limping towards the medic, until he passes by Kawajai )
Extreme Enigma: Hey, dickhole… did you know when you pretend you’re pouring a salt from a saltshaker onto your tongue, your mind tricks you in a way that you’ll actually taste it on your tongue?? …
Kawajai: :O? …
Extreme Enigma: Go ahead, try it… ( Kawajai tries it, and after 10 seconds of doing it he realizes what he’s doing )
Kawajai: HEY… :|!!!…
Extreme Enigma: Ha… fuckin loser.. ( Extreme Enigma limps down the hall, and shoves into the Medic’s room as the camera pans to the arena )
Announcer: The following contest is the TRADITIONAL ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL…and will be contested…under EXTREME RULES!!!!!!!!
(Carlos’ theme plays…crowd boos as Team Chairs Are For Sitting comes out)
Announcer: Making their way to the ring…the team of….SG2…SICK DRAKE BLAKE….SPEEDY….STARR STAN…AND CARLOS ROSSO….CHAIRSSSSSSS AREEEEEE FORRRRRR SITTINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
(EAW’s theme plays…crowd cheers as Team Extreme comes out)
Announcer: And their opponents…the team of…VIC VENDETTA…REGULATOR…MATT RYDER….HRDO….AND THE HEART BREAK BOYYYY…THEY ARE….TEAMMMMMMMMMMMM EXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: We’re set to go as Regulator and StarrStan are in the ring…Starr starts off by charging after Reg and he hits him with a takedown as Reg is taken to the mat and Starr applies the chicken wing! But Reg rolls out of it…
ETR: Starr follows and now whips Reg across the ring as he runs into him with a snap suplex to the mat and climbs over the top and now throws down closed fists to the face of Regulator!
Stew: Starr grabs Regulator by the hair as he throws him shoulder first into that turnbuckle and now Starr presses Regulator’s torso into the turnbuckle, tagging in Drake…but here comes Matt Ryder!
ETR: And he knocks Carlos off of the apron…BUT SG2 DIVES AND TAKES MATT RYDER OUT! And Drake goes into the ring as Regulator is on the second rope with the bearhug applied…and now Drake drops to the mat and lifts his knees…
Stew: STARR HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE AND REGULATOR CRASHES INTO THE KNEES OF SICK DRAKE BLAKE! Drake goes for the cover now!
………….But Vic Vendetta is interfering and breaks up the pin!
ETR: Here comes SG2 AGAIN as he’s going to save his partner by throwing punches at Vic and now throwing him over the top rope! He’s stomping on Regulator as Drake does too…and they lift him up…
Stew: But now HRDO steps over the top rope and SG2 drops out as Drake is left alone and takes a HUGE uppercut from the agile beast! And another! He’s into the corner and comes forward only to get a big boot to the face!
ETR: HRDO is dominating but as he turns he runs into Starr and Speedy double-teaming him! And they knock him to the outside! Regulator down! Drake down! Both are legal men!
Stew: But look at this! Matt Ryder slides a steel chair from the outside as Regulator picks it up and begins getting to his feet! Drake doesn’t even know what’s going on as Regulator is looking to smash the chair over Drake’s head!
ETR: Drake stumbles to his feet….AND THERE’S THE ECHOING CHAIR SHOT THAT CAN BE HEARD FROM THE CHEAP SEATS! NO! NO! Drake dropped down and Regulator hit the ropes as it bounces back and smashes him in the face!
Stew: Regulator’s nose is busted up and he’s now bleeding…but more importantly…OUT COLD! And now Regulator is lying on the mat as Drake can go for a pin here, ETR!
ETR: But he doesn’t! He’s applying…the cult mutilation! An interesting and challenging submission applied on Regulator! And Regulator taps out just as the hold is being applied! Drake is continuing it anyways!
Stew: Regulator is eliminated and bloodied! What a weak performance by the aspiring world champion! But Sick Drake Blake has just made him TAP OUT and has now made this a five-on-four match!
ETR: HBB goes into the ring now to serve as the new legal man as he kicks Drake as he gets up and now whips him into the ropes as he hits a back body drop on one half of the unified tag team champions!
Stew: And he grabs him as he backs him against the ropes and sends a hard knife-edged chop! And another! HBB is on a role as he now bounces off the ropes…AND CLOTHESLINES DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
ETR: Hold on though! Drake holds on and is now at the apron….and he SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES! AND HE COLLIDES WITH HBB IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew: BUT HBB HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! AND HBB IS KNOCKED BACK! But HBB has connected his finisher to the man that eliminated Regulator!
ETR: He wants an eye for an eye here as he drapes an arm over Drake and now goes for a cover!
…………………Starr pulls HBB under the bottom rope!
Stew: And now these two former rivals are throwing punches to the outsider as HBB takes Starr now and SMASHES his head into the steel steps! And now he hits the atomic drop and a clothesline!
ETR: Drake tags SG2 in as he stands on the apron…but I don’t think HBB saw it as he rolls into the ring to tag in Vic Vendetta! Vic goes into the ring and grabs the chair…and he’s about to smash the steel chair over Drake’s head!
Stew: But Drake uses his agility to drop and roll out of the ring…Vic turns with the chair…BUT SG2 IS AT THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS A MISSLE DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, SMASHING IT INTO VIC’S FACE! Vic falls to the mat!
ETR: And Drake climbs to the top rope now as he follows up with…A MOONSAULT! And he connects on Vic Vendetta! And now SG2 pins while Matt Ryder, HRDO, HBB, Carlos, Speedy, and Starr are on the outside!
Stew: And just like that the tag team champions eliminate their second opponent of the night and make this a lopsided battle of a five on three! Team Extreme isn’t looking to good but HRDO is on the outside as he breaks free from Speedy!
ETR: And he goes into the ring after the Unified Tag Team Champions as the ring is cleared out! And it seems like Carlos, Speedy, Starr, Sg2, and Drake are all going to attempt to avoid HRDO here!
Stew: SG2 and Drake whip Matt into the barricade and Drake charges but Matt gets a boot up! He’s knocked back into the crowd but hits Drake in the face! SG2 comes over to grab Matt…but Matt smashes SG2’s face into the barricade…
ETR: And it looks like he might be going for a big move here! He gets ready for a suplex…and he’s lifted up…AND NOW SUPLEXED TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR IN THE CROWD AREA!
Stew: SG2 is grasping his back as Carlos, Starr, and Speedy are attacking the Heart Break Boy, wearing him down so that a third consecutive man can be eliminated! HRDO is under the ring as he slides a table into the ring…
ETR: And now a trashcan…and a stop sign…and another table! Carlos doesn’t look too happy here! He slides into the ring as Starr and Speedy continue to work on HBB…and Carlos is yelling at HRDO!
Stew: But HRDO responds by shoving Carlos hard into the corner! And HRDO throws a punch but Carlos ducks and tries to unleash punches to HRDO but HRDO catches his fist and now twists Carlos’ wrist as he throws him to the ground!
ETR: He drags him to his feet and now lifts him to the side…AS HE HITS A SIDEWALK SLAM RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR ALREADY IN THE RING! Carlos’ back is hurting right now!
Stew: Speedy and Starr see what’s going on now as they go in to help Carlos! HRDO has the other chair as Speedy comes in and HRDO sends the chair into his midsection!
ETR: And now Starr tackles him and drives him into the corner as Speedy has the chair…BUT HRDO HITS A HUGE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Carlos is on his stomach as the ring is cleared AGAIN!
Stew: HRDO has a grin on his face as he grabs the other steel chair and sets the two chairs facing each other and unfolded! I don’t know what he has in mind but he rolls Carlos over….and Carlos seems extremely dazed as…
ETR: …HRDO GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND NOW LIFTS HIM OFF THE CANVAS! HE HAS HIM ABOUT EIGHT FEET ABOVE THE RING! AND HERE IT COMES! CHOKESLAM!
Stew: CHOKESLAM FROM HELL THROUGH THE TWO STEEL CHAIR SEATS! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT! CARLOS MAY HAVE BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! And now HRDO drops down and hooks the leg!
ETR: And that’s a HUGE swing in this match! But before HRDO can even get to his feet Starr pulls him to the outside and VICIOUSLY throws him HEAD-FIRST into the Spanish announce table!
Stew: But the ring isn’t empty for long as SG2 and Drake throw Matt Ryder into the ring and Ryder is in trouble here with the two-on-one assault! Ryder grabs the trashcan though, ducking under a swift kick by SG2…
ETR: AND HE SMASHES THE CAN OVER SG2’s HEAD! Drake is there but is kicked in the gut as Ryder now sets up for a snap DDT and hits it! He gets Drake up again quickly as he tries to fit in his finisher!
Stew: LONG ISLAND LIFETIME CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS ON DRAKE! AND NOW MATT GOES FOR THE PIN HERE TO EVEN UP THE SCORE!
…………..But SG2 is about to interfere so Ryder gets up and shoves him and now is trading punches with his opponent!
ETR: And THERE’S ANOTHER LONG ISLAND LIFETIME! MATT RYDER HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY TAKEN OUT BOTH HALVES OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN THIS MATCHUP!
Stew: BUT THERE’S SPEEDY! AND THERE’S THE RUNNING VARIATION OF THE SLOW KILLER AS HE RUSHES INTO THE RING! And Speedy drags SG2 over Matt as he DIVES OUT OF THE RING TO TACKLE HRDO who’s giving Starr a hard time!
ETR: And here’s the cover by SG2!!!!!!! Matt Ryder didn’t even see that attack coming!
Stew: THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HAVE ELIMINATED THREE OF THEIR FIVE OPPONENTS TONIGHT! INCLUDING the men they BEAT for the Tag Team Championships!
ETR: They’re on a hot streak and now give their team a four-on-two advantage…but they’re spent and both laid out in the ring! HRDO and HBB have A LOT of ground to cover if they want to pick up the win tonight!
Stew: Woah! HRDO uses raw power to hurl Starr over the announcer’s table as HBB throws Speedy into the ring now! HRDO picks up one of the announcer’s chairs and is smashing Starr into the ground with it!
ETR: And he seems to have unleashed a new side of him as he grabs those monitor chords and is not WHIPPING Starr with them! There are red MARKS on his back from the whipping he’s receiving!
Stew: HRDO takes Starr and now throws him into the ring as HBB is raining down punches to Speedy in the corner! The tag champions are recovering on the outside as HRDO whips Starr HARD into Speedy as HBB gets out of the way!
ETR: And they both fall forward as you can see the look in HRDO’s eyes and he GRASPS STARR BY THE THROAT! OH MY GOD! CHOKESLAM! ANOTHER THUNDEROUS CHOKESLAM BUT THIS TIME THROUGH THE TRASHCAN!
Stew: And HRDO covers Starr looking for his second elimination of the night! HBB watches over him!
ETR: HRDO and HBB are looking good right now but still have three men to face! This is still a three-on-one handicap, in my opinion, Stew! But I don’t know how long that will be the case as HBB is in the corner!
Stew: And he’s in the corner stomping his foot on the canvas, tuning up the band here in Las Vegas, Nevada! He wants to make this fight an even one….Speedy slowly stumbles to his feet….
ETR: SWEEEEEEETTTTTTTT CHINNNNNNNN MUSICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS! SPEEDY DROPS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS TO THE MAT AND HBB HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!
Stew: ANOTHER PINFALL! AND THE HEART BREAK BOY AND HRDO HAVE NOW MADE THIS FIGHT EVEN! But Drake and SG2 are not giving up as HRDO sets up a table….NO! DRAKE DROPKICKS HIM INTO THE CORNER!
ETR: And HRDO runs into the corner being jammed up but leaving the table on the top rope! HRDO turns and he doesn’t look too happy by HBB is on the other side as he bounces off the ropes and hits a jumping clothesline!
Stew: And he kips up! But SG2 is there and HRDO is trying to save his partner by whipping him into the corner…and he backs up…and now CHARGES! AND HE HITS…A BIG BOOT KNOCKING SG2 COMPLETELY OVER THE TOP ROPE!
ETR: HBB gets up and is now climbing to the top rope….HRDO is just standing there as he holds a steel chair to the torso of Drake who’s lying in the middle of the ring….and here it comes!!!! THE HEARTBREAK ELBOW!
Stew: CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! HBB CONNECTED THAT HIGH-RISK MANEUVER! But he sees SG2 coming into the ring and goes for a baseball slide to collide with him! NO! SG2 pulls HBB out of the ring and HBB lands right on his face!
ETR: But HRDO doesn’t see that as he is waiting for Drake…thinking of something to do to him…and Drake is up to one knee…as HRDO takes him…AND PUTS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!
Stew: And HRDO walks Drake over to the corner…as he lifts him high into the air! AND HE SMASHES DRAKE DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER! THE TABLE ON THE TOP ROPE IS SHATTERED INTO PIECES!
ETR: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DRAKE’S HEAD SMASHED INTO THE TOP OF THOSE TURNBUCKLES AND HIS BODY WAS BROKEN IN HALF BY THAT TABLE THAT HRDO SET UP EARLIER!
Stew: BUT LOOK OUT! SG2 IS WAITING BEHIND HRDO…HRDO DOESN’T EVEN SEE IT! HRDO TURNS!!!!!
ETR: BUT HBB WITH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SG2 TO THE MAT AND HBB COVERS! THIS IS A HUGE PIN HERE!
Stew: And Drake is in trouble! He might be knocked out but he is the sole man left out for Carlos’ team! And he’s dragged to the middle of the ring as HRDO pins him! The crowd counts with the referees!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(EAW’s theme plays….crowd cheers as HBB and HRDO stand in the ring)
Announcer: Here are your winners…the team of…VIC VENDETTA, REGULATOR, MATT RYDER, HRDO, AND THE HEART BREAK BOY….TEAMMMMMMMMMMMM EXXXXXXXXTREMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: If ANYONE needs a comeback story, they need to look to this match in front of a standing Las Vegas crowd! I’m STUNNED! HRDO and HBB came back from a four-to-two match! And they still won!
Stew: Team Extreme was in trouble from the very beginning but they held on and ended up eliminating four men in a row in order to win this elimination matchup at Territorial Invasion!
(Carlos’ theme plays, cutting off EAW’s theme…crowd boos)
ETR: What the hell is this?
(Carlos’ theme stops as Carlos stands on the ramp again with a microphone)
Carlos: What in the blue HELL do you fans think you’re doing?! Did you see what just happened? This isn’t WRESTLING….Drake might be injured and you disgusting animals are CHEERING?
Carlos: That wasn’t wrestling…oh no, that was FAR from wrestling. That wasn’t even entertainment…that was just GARBAGE…
(Crowd boos loudly)
Carlos: And every one of you out there in your seats know it…This is a traditional elimination tag team WRESTLING match…a match that this team TAINTED…specifically YOU TWO, HRDO AND HEART BREAK BOY!!!
Carlos: It makes me SICK to think that you’re going to ruin this traditional match when the winners should be the better WRESTLING team…So I’ve made a decision regarding this…match…
Carlos: Tonight, the BETTER wrestling team shall walk out THE WINNERS…
Carlos: Therefore…Ladies and Gentlemen….your winners of this match…the team of SG2, SICK DRAKE BLAKE, SPEEDY, STARR STAN, AND CARLOS ROSSO…CHAIRSSSSSSSSS….AREEEEEEE…..FORRRRRRRRR……..SITTING!!!!!!!!
(Carlos’ theme plays as he walks behind the curtain…crowd boos loudly)
ETR: Now this is just BULLSHIT! HBB and HRDO put in solid effort in order to create this comeback and now Carlos is going to come out here and void the entire match? I don’t know who he thinks he is…
Stew: You don’t have to agree with him, but I think some of his logic made sense, ETR! The decision was reversed and Chairs are for Sitting have won this match and will be walking away as the victors! Congrats to them!
( Camera fades backstage to Captain Charisma, geared up in his lockeroom watching tapes of his past matches with RRS )
Captain Charisma: So this is it….
( Camera pans to Rated R Shaman in his lockerroom, ALSO watching tapes of his past matches with CC )
Rated R Shaman: I cant believe tonight’s… tonight’s the be-all-end-all…
( Camera pans to CC in his lockerroom )
Captain Charisma: I don’t know what ill do when DEDEDE shows up… this really is serious….
( Camera pans to RRS in his lockerroom )
Rated R Shaman: With DEDEDE in the middle… I just HAVE TO win this. I HAVE TO. ONLY HE knows how serious this is between the two of us. I CAN’T let this slip….
( Camera pans to CC )
Captain Charisma: There’s no way I can let this down if I lose. RRS has pushed me miles past my limits, and gave me new limits. This is gonna be bigger than anything else in the world…..
( Camera pans to RRS )
Rated R Shaman: …. I just have to breathe…. I have to breathe… I have to stay calm. Composed. I cant let CC’s resiliency get to me… I’ve lost my cool countless times when CC would kick out of everything I have… I just have to give more…
( Camera pans to CC )
Captain Charisma: Maybe I should… maybe I should… see RRS… ( Captain Charisma gets up, and leaves his lockerroom to head to RRS’ lockerroom )
( Camera pans to RRS )
Rated R Shaman: I’m gonna go see CC… to tell him theres no turning back… ( RRS gets up, leaves his lockerroom and walks down the hallway, until bul CC and RRS bump into eachother ) …
( Security becomes aware that CC and RRS are both out of their rooms, and begin to huddle around CC and RRS )
Rated R Shaman: I’m not gonna fight you, CC….
Captain Charisma: You’d better not. You’d better be intent on murder tonight. Because thats the only way you’ll EVER keep me down… ( Security closes in towards the two of them, just incase )
Rated R Shaman: Well if it’s Murder She Wrote, Murder it is….
( Footsteps are heard, as all 10 members of Security and both CC and RRS turn to their left ) …
( A Chill is felt in the air and both of CC and RRS’ expressions change as Mr.DEDEDE walks infront of the two of them )
Mr.DEDEDE: … ( Mr.DEDEDE stares into the eyes of both CC and RRS for a long moment, and pulls off his leather coat to reveal a black & red referee shirt, as he shoves past them and walks down the hall ) …
( CC and RRS stare into eachothers eyes, and RRS walks away with his head down as CC looks on ) …
(Camera fades into the arena filled with uncontrollable cheers in anticipation for the legendary rematch that is about to take place)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled fo–
(The Ring Announcer pauses as the sound of the microphone is being drained out by the cheers)
Announcer: This match.. is scheduled for one fall… and is a FINAL ENCOUNTER, as well as a LAAAAST… MAAAAAAAAAAAAN… STANDING MATCH!!!! The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent to the point they cant get up past the count of ten..
( Mr.DEDEDE’s Music Plays as he Walks out )
Announcer: Introducing the Special Guest Referee…. MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Well it’s really interesting to see Mr.DEDEDE for the first time in what was it? 5 months? We of corse last saw him when Regulator brutalized him to the point his career couldn’t go on… but now that he’s here, we THINK that he would’ve atleast been interactive, but he hasn’t looked at the crowd at all! He hasn’t looked at anything besides the ground..
Hey Yo Chico: Well he’s not here to fight, let the man do his job! I know he’s pretty banged up psychologically, but he knows he has a job to do.. ( Mr.DEDEDE is awaiting the two men )…
( Captain Charisma’s music plays as he Comes Out )
Announcer: Now introducing the first competitor… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. weighting in at 226 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… CAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hey Yo Chico: EAW’s “Bombshell Superstar”, making his return to FPV’s right here and right now! Captain Charisma is one of the greatest big-match competitors in EAW history! RRS made reference to this resiliency before, and the fact that Captain Charisma is so resilient makes this match ALOT more interesting as to what he’ll have to do to keep this man down! …
( Rated R Shaman’s Music Plays as he Comes Out )
Announcer: And his opponent…. from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSS…. RATEEEEEEED RRRRRRRR SHAMANNNNNNNNN!!!!
Stew-O: The both of these guys really look intense… this really is what it’s boiled down to.. Rated R Shaman and Captain Charisma, starting off as two young kids wanting to make an impact now ends up as two evolved young men, in pursuit of KILLING eachother if that’s what it takes…
( RRS’ music stops as both him and CC bump heads ) ..
Hey Yo Chico: This is what it’s come to… ( DEDEDE calls for the bell ) ..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: Mr.DEDEDE backing up… theres no pinfalls… no submissions… you have to knock your opponent out. You’ve gotta keep them down to the count of 10…. Both RRS and CC are staring eachother down, only inching closer… and Captain Charisma FIRES OFF with right hands, over and over into RRS’ jaw!!! And RRS after taking 6 shots in the face, fires back with back-and-forth punches now coming from CC and RRS!!! And RRS blocks several shots by CC, and delivers TWO right-hands into the nose, as CC is groggy, and RRS backs into the ropes and delivers a Clothesline! And Charisma gets back up, as RRS kicks CC in the gut…. and pulls in for a DDT!!! But CC wrenches the arm of RRS, and delivers a quick Russian Legsweep!
Hey Yo Chico: Now Captain Charisma quickly rolls out of the ring, as Rated R Shaman slowly rolls out of the ring from the other side, and RRS holding his head is headed towards CC, but Captain Charisma is busy looking under the ring… and CC pulls out a table!!! :O! And now RRS is headed towards CC… and RRS looks up as he see’s CC with the table, and CC RAMS THE TABLE FULL FLEDGED INTO RRS’ SKULL!! As RRS is laid out here, and Mr.DEDEDE slides out of the ring to count!
Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!! ……… 2!!!!! ……….. 3!!!!! ……… 4!!!!! …..
Hey Yo Chico: But RRS is already getting back up, on his knee’s now, and Captain Charisma heads towards RRS just as he’s up, and kicks him straight in the gut! And Delivers a european uppercut as RRS turns around and hovers over the barricade! And now RRS turns around and leans back on the barricade… as Captain Charisma see’s this and charges FULL MOMENTUM WITH A CLOTHESLINE, SENDING RRS OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Now Captain Charisma heads back under the ring… and Charisma tosses out some Trashcan lids, and pulls out a Steel Chair! And now Captain Charisma slowly heads over to the barricade, and climbs over it…. but WHEN CC IS HALFWAY OVER THE BARRICADE, RRS OUT OF NOWHERE HAS AHOLD OF A STEEL CHAIR FROM THE CROWD, AND SMACKS IT into CC’s shoulder! And as CC falls over onto his face, RRS delivers a CHAIRSHOT! after CHAIRSHOT! after CHAIRSHOT into CC’s spine!!! As Mr.DEDEDE hops over the Barricade and tells RRS to stop, so he can count!
Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!……… 2!!!!!!………… 3!!!!!!!! …
( Captain Charisma is on his forearms ) … 4!!!!! ……….. 5!!!!!!! ……….
Stew-O: But look at this! RRS delivers MORE CHAIRSHOTS INTO CC’S SPINE, FLAT INTO HIS SPINE, OVER AND OVER! As RRS TOSSES down the Steel Chair in a fit of rage! And now RRS grabs the both of Captain Charisma’s legs… and now RRS sets CC infront of a Metal Staircase, as the crowd watches in awe, as RRS CATAPAULTS CC FACEFIRST INTO THE STEEL STAIR-RAILING! These men are in the middle of a jam-packed audience, fighting it out here, as CC collapses to the ground covering his face!
Hey Yo Chico: And now instead of letting CC stay down, RRS grabs Charisma by his hair, yes the HAIR! And RRS drags him along the crowd area, as fans cheer and move out of the way as RRS RAMS CC facefirst into a random Chair! But Captain Charisma stops the impact, kicks RRS into the gut, and grabs an ice-cold soda from a little girl and TOSSES IT all over RRS!!! And now as fans move out of the way, these guys are in the middle row of this crowd fighting it out like never before! Captain Charisma hooks RRS now… and Charisma delivers a Snap Suplex, sending RRS STRAIGHT into the cold, hard Concrete Floor!!! And now Captain Charisma pulls up Rated R Shaman, these two are at the top of a short, but none-the-less flight of stairs in the middle of this crowd, as Captain Charisma hooks RRS… OH NO…. OH NO…. CAPTAIN CHARISMA HAS HIM, HOSTS HIM AND DELIVERS A SNAP SUPLEX, FROM THE TOP OF THE FLIGHT OF THE STAIRS, INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE CONCRETE STEPS!!!!! AS BOTH CC AND RRS SCREAM IN PAIN!!!! THAT MOVE TOOK ALOT OUT OF THE BOTH OF THEM!!!!
Stew-O: And now both of these men slowly roll to the bottom of the flight of stairs, as they’re in the front of the crowd… and Mr.DEDEDE see’s both of these men down!!! Lets check out this suplex from the top of the stairs AGAIN!!! .. ( A Replay flashes of CC suplexing RRS off of the top of the flight of stairs, into the middle of the concrete stairs ) … Now Mr.DEDEDE is counting them both down!
Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!!!!………… 2!!!!!!!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!! …….. 4!!!!!! ………. 5!!!!!!!!………… 6!!!!!…………
( Captain Charisma is on one knee ) …. 7!!!!!! ………
( Captain Charisma is up as he leans over the barricade, and he’s visibly seen bleeding over his right eye ) …. 8!!!!!!!……
( RRS is squirming, and using the staircase for leverage ) … 9!!!!!!!…………….
( RRS pulls himself to both of his feet, standing, being supported only by the stair railing)
Stew-O: This match will continue! But for how long??? Captain Charisma delivers a BOOT into RRS’ gut now, and now Captain Charisma grabs RRS and tosses him over the Barricade! And CC climbs over, and pulls off the Monitors from our announce table (no) … good thing we still have laptops… And now CC pulls off the cover as well, as he awaits RRS to get up, as RRS uses our announce table to get back to his feet… and Captain Charisma CHARGES TOWARDS RRS AND CLOBBERS THE MONITOR STRAIGHT INTO RRS’ SKULL!!!! AS RRS IS LAID OUT OVER THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! And now Captain Charisma climbs, he climbs, he climbs, he climbs to the top of the Turnbuckle… and Captain Charisma is at the top!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: And now Captain Charisma is looking on!! CC SCREAMS INTO THE CROWD!!!! … but LOOK AT RRS!!! RRS KIPS UP, KIPS UP OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND RUSHES ONTO THE APRON!!! Captain Charisma is SHOCKED!!! And RRS has one of the monitors in hand, and BASHES IT into Captain Charisma’s skull!!! MY GOSH! And now Rated R Shaman climbs up to the top turnbuckle, delivering more and more right hands into CC’s face, as the cut opens up even more! And Rated R Shaman pulls Captain Charisma in!!!!! INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! THESE GUYS ARE ON THE TOP ROPE, AND RRS HAS CC PULLED INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!!!! AND WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH,
( Both Stew-O and HYC run out of the way )
MY GOD!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! RRS DELIVERS A REVERSE POWERBOMB, SENDING CAPTAIN CHARISMA FLYING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, GUT-FIRST THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: IN THE WORDS OF MR.DEDEDE, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA HAS BEEN DEVASTATED!!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!!!! And RRS collapses to the ring, on his knee’s and resting on the turnbuckle! As even DEDEDE is shocked at what these men have put eachother through!!! And now Mr.DEDEDE is standing over Captain Charisma’s broken and battered body, and counts!!!
Stew-O: Charisma has is ALREADY MOVING!!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: 5!!!!!!!!……….6!!!!!!!!!!!!………….7!!!!!!!!!…………… ….. 8!!!!!!!!!…………….
( Captain Charisma uses Stew-O’s body to pull himself up, but is still not on his feet ) ….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………….. 10?!?!
( Charisma pulls himself up using Stew-O in a huge burst of energy, knocking Stew-O down ) …
( HYC pulls up Stew-O )
Hey Yo Chico: HOW is this match not over!!!!!!
Stew-O: Its… its because hes Captain Charisma…. but look at RRS!! CC is leaned over the Barricade, and RRS has ahold of a Trashcan… and RRS is slowly heading towards Captain Charisma, and CC turns around as RRS hoists the trashcan above his head…. and CC kicks RRS into the gut!!! And CC pulls the Trashcan away from RRS…. and he tosses it down… and now Captain Charisma grabs RRS by the head and rams it into the apron… but RRS blocks the shot, and rams CC HEADFIRST into the apron!! And Captain Charisma know’s he cant go on much longer! CC stumbles away from RRS as RRS tailgates him, and CC stumbles and falls down on the Ring Ramp…. Captain Charisma is pulled up by RRS… and RRS drags Captain Charisma to the side of the ramp… and RRS pulls Captain Charisma up!!!!! And RRS HOOKS THE ARMS, AND IS GOING FOR A KILLSWITCH BITCH!!!!!!! AND HE’S READY TO HIT IT, AND DRIVE CC’S HEAD OFF OF THE RAMP INTO THE CONCRETE FLOORS, OF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: AND RRS LEAPS OFF OF THE RAMP WITH CC—— BUT CC SOMEHOW, SOME WAY PUSHES RRS OFF OF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP IN MID-KILLSWITCH, AND RRS INSTEAD PLUMMETS STRAIGHT THROUGH A TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT TABLE, ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE RAMP!!!!! AS RRS IS LAID OUT!!! And Mr.DEDEDE rolls to the side of the ramp now, telling CC to stay away from RRS and let him count…. but CC REFUSES, and is heading towards RRS to do some more damage!!! … but DEDEDE GRABS CC by the back of the neck, and SHOVES him away from RRS, as DEDEDE counts, and Captain Charisma with an angry expression stands there!
Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!!!!…………….2!!!!!!!!!………………… 3!!!!!!!!!!……………………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………..5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: RRS isnt’ moving!!!!!!!
( RRS begins to turn over, and quickly tries getting up ) ……….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………
( CC closes in towards RRS as RRS gets back to his feet, and turns around )
Hey Yo Chico: RRS TURNS AROUND, AND RRS HAS A TRASHCAN LID IN HIS HANDS, AND SMASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO CC’S FACE!!!! CC isn’t falling though, he’s groggy but he isn’t down! And Rated R Shaman drops the trashcan lid, and pulls Captain Charisma further in the side of the stage, but CAPTAIN CHARISMA BLATANTLY, KICKS RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!!! AND RRS STUMBLES AND IS LEANED ON THE DOUBLE DOORS! And RRS turns around, and is leaned back on the double doors that leads backstage… and Captain Charisma grabs a random Trashcan…. and Captain Charisma backs up…… slowly…… and runs FULLSPEED TOWARDS RRS, DRIVING THE TRASHCAN STRAIGHT INTO RRS’ BODY, AND SENDING THEM BOTH THROUGH THE DOUBLE-DOORS, LEADING TO THE BACK!!!
Stew-O: This is unbelievable! UNBELIEVABLE! These guys don’t know when to stop! They won’t stop destroying eachother! This is FAAAAR more than just some wrestling match now! This is years of frustration and hatred re-spawned like never before!!! Captain Charisma slowly gets back up to his feet now, he’s bleeding, he’s holding his sides, breathing heavily, he looks like he’s about to collapse!! And Charisma drags RRS, flat on his face, by the arm, as Charisma drags RRS by the arm through a narrow hallway… a narrow and long hallway…. and they reach another double-doors, as CC kicks through that one, and they end up outside! These men are in the outskirts of the arena in the outback, in some sort of parking lot… and now Captain Charisma pulls RRS towards a large selection of cars, and CC RAMS RRS FACEFIRST INTO A WINDSHIELD!!! AND CC RAMS RRS FACE FIRST OVER AND OVER, BASHING HIS FACE IN UNTIL THE GLASS COLLAPSES!!!
Hey Yo Chico: And now Captain Charisma heads over to a stray-Tire, yes, a car-tire! And Captain Charisma is hoisting it over his head as RRS is leaned on a car… and Charisma TOSSES THE TIRE TOWARDS RRS!!!!!! … BUT RRS DODGES, AS THE CAR CRASHES STRAIGHT THROUGH A WINDOW!!! THAT COULDVE BEEN RRS!!! And now look at RRS, RRS is tee’ing off at CC for his life! For his LIFE! And Captain Charisma retreats slowly, but RRS is still geting right hands into his face!!! And now RRS and CC are approaching a more lit-up, front of the arena where fans are watching on excited! And now both CC and RRS approach a metal flight of stairs, outside of the arena, used for construction! And now Captain Charisma climbs up the stairs and away from RRS, as RRS grabs a STEEL PIPE IN HIS HANDS, AND CHASES AFTER CC!!! And the both of these men are climbing and they end up in a flat-point of the stairs, but are 30 feet in height, on those stairs!!! this is DANGEROUS!!!
Stew-O: And RRS DRIVES THAT STEEL PIPE STRAIGHT INTO CAPTAIN CHARISMA’S GUT!!! AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA TURNS AROUND, AND NEARLY FALLS THROUGH A WINDOW, OFF OF THE CONSTRUCTION STAIRCASE!!! THATS A 30 + FOOT PLUMMET!!! And now RRS… RRS!!! OH MY GOD!!! RRS IS TRYING TO PUSH CC OFF!!!! RRS GRABS CC BY THE LEGS, FLIPS HIM OVER AS CC FLIPS OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!! BUT CAPTAIN CHARISMA IS HANGING ON!!! HE’S HANGING ON, AND RRS IS STILL THROWING RIGHT HANDS INTO CC’S FACE!!!! IF CC FALLS, ITLL BE A 30 FOOT DROP!!! NOW RRS BACKS UP… WHAT’S HE PLANNING????? ……… RRS RUNS TOWARDS CC… AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!!!! HE LEAPS, AND SUNSET-FLIPS OVER CAPTAIN CHARISMA, DELIVERING A SUN-SET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!! AS BOTH MEN!!!! CC LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK, AND RRS PLUMMETS TO THE GROUND AS WELL!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: Mr.DEDEDE can’t BELIEVE HIMSELF!!!! THESE MEN HAVE DESTROYED EACHOTHER!!! THATS THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT!!! THEY’RE DESTROYED!!! THE INSIDE OF THE ARENA’S A MESS, AND THE OUTSIDE OF THE ARENA IS A MESS!!! AND THESE TWO ARE AS WRECKED AS THEY’LL EVER GET!!! THIS MATCH CAME FROM A CARCRASH, TO A PILEUP!!! AND MR.DEDEDE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT!!!!
( Both Captain Charisma and RRS’s limbs are barely moving ) ……8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………9!!!!!!!!!!!…..
( RRS is laid out, but Captain Charisma struggles to even get an arm up ) … 10!!!!…………
( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ….
Stew-O: This is… this is unlike anything ive ever seen before….
Hey Yo Chico: The both of these guys threw their bodies all over this arena, bashed eachothers skulls in, broke bones, tore ligaments perhaps…
( Several Ambulances immediately zoom towards the scene, as referee’s and emt’s surround both men, who are yet to move )
Hey Yo Chico: These guys just destroyed each other, man… What an ending to the show…
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Stew-O: I’m as psyched as the next guy.. but you gotta understand, Neither of these men have won… this is it.. the feud is over. These men will never face off again, and we’ll never know who was truly better… CC or RRS….
( CC and RRS are seen carried into ambulance’s individually, as the door shuts and they’re carried off ) ..
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