(EAW Intro plays)…
(“Hole In Your Heart” By Royal Blood begins to play as a video package begins to start up showcasing the various matches taking place tonight and highlighting everyone’s intentions for tonight as camera shows Rex McAllister with the EAW Championship around his shoulder as he speaks)
Rex: Tonight, I solidify my place as not only THE reigning and defending EAW Champion but I take this championship all the way into the main event of Pain for Pride
(Camera transitions to Lucian Black)
Black: Tonight, I enter a violent structure where I’ll bury all of your precious favorites and take the EAW Championship at Pain for Pride
(Camera transitions to Prince Of Phenomenal)
POP: Tonight, I’m going to prove what I’ve always known and what the world has always known. I’m in prestige mode and nobody is taking my National Elite Championship
(Camera transitions to Cameron Ella Ava)
Cameron: Tonight, is about me. It’ll be a shocker to the world, but to me it’ll be something I always knew would eventually come, I’m leaving Saitama Japan as not only ONE half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions but I’m walking out with the EAW Championship!
(Camera transitions to Diamond Cage)
Cage: I’m taking back this fucking company and it starts TONIGHT!
(Camera then transitions to the Saitama Super Arena as “Hole In Your Heart” continues to play as pyrotechnics begin to go off along the stage as it pans around the Japanese crowd who is standing their feet)
(Camera quickly transitions to Pierre Mcguire and Deadprez who is wearing a Goku inspired orange and blue suit)
Pierre: WELCOME EVERYONE TO WRATH OF THE DRAGON! WE ARE LIVE HERE IN THE SAITAMA SUPER ARENA IN SAITAMA JAPAN!!! 37,000 JAPANESE MEMBERS OF THE EAW FAITHFUL ARE WITH US TONIGHT MAKING THIS THE BIGGEST SUPERSHOW IN SHOWDOWN HISTORY, AND TONIGHT ALL ROADS TO PAIN FOR PRIDE ARE PAINTED VERY CLEAR!!
Deadprez: KA!!!!!! MEEEEEE!!!!!! HAAAA!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: What on earth was that?
Deadprez: IT’S WRATH OF THE DRAGON! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M EXCITED, I EVEN DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION DAMMIT!! Tonight we’ve got the No Way Out match which I’m excited for and we have the National Elite Championship, we’ve got the EAW Title being defended and I’m getting word that right now we are starting with the Unified Tag Team Championship match!
(Camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing in the ring)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS OPENING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!… AND IS FOR THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
(“Shock The World” by Lloyd Banks hits as Ronn Banks makes his way through the curtain to a CHORUS of cheers from the thousands in attendance.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE, THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!!! RONN BAAAAAAANNNNKKKKSSS!!!
Pierre: And what a way to kick things off! The Unified Tag Team Championships on the line! Scott Diamond and Cameron Ella Ava against Jack Ripley and Theron Nikolas! Ronn Banks the special referee!
Deadprez: I still have no idea why he finds the need to be involved in this contest, Pierre. This has nothing to do with Banks; this is about two men looking to avenge their friend! Scott Diamond cost David Davidson his career and Ronn Banks wants to get involved in a matter to where he’s not needed.
(Banks enters the ring as “Shock The World” fades out; the camera cuts back to the stage as “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI blasts through the speakers. Both Theron Nikolas and Jack Ripley make their way through the curtain; big smiles on their faces to an ERUPTION of boos from the thousands in attendance.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first the CHALLENGERS, weighing in at a combined weight of FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN POUNDS!!!… THEY ARE THE TEAM OF JACK RIPLEY AND THE KING OF ELITE!!!… THERON NIKOLAS!!!!!!
Deadprez: There they are, Pierre! The next Unified Tag Team Champions! The two men that will avenge their fallen ally! The two men that are going to bring retribution to the fall of David Davidson! Cameron Ella Ava may have picked a monster as her partner, but it’s been proven last week that they’re beatable! And they were by two men that didn’t like each other! Just imagine what’s going to happen when it’s two men that are on the same page!
Pierre: Come on, Prez. I get it; both these two men are quite the competitors, but tonight they go up against two HALL OF FAMERS! Two people that have stood at the top of their profession—
Deadprez: Two people that have a proven history not to get along with each other. Are we going to forget their matches for the Hall of Fame Championship? If memory serves me correctly – Cameron STILL has Scott’s ring!
(Theron and Jack enter the ring; Jack makes his way over to the corner as Theron stops as both he and Banks stare at each other.)
Pierre: I will be extremely surprised if things between these two don’t hit their peak tonight.
(The hint of a smirk crosses the face of Theron as the makes his way over to Ripley in the corner as “I Hope You Suffer” fades out. Both Ripley and Theron stare up the ramp as “ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli hits and Cameron Ella Ava confidently makes her way through the curtain. The Openweight Championship hangs from her shoulder and her half of the Unified Tag Team Championships sit around her waist. She slowly makes her way down the ramp, standing before the ring.)
Pierre: Whether you like her or not, Deadprez, tonight Cameron Ella Ava walks into the biggest night of her career. She has been through hell during her reign as Openweight Champion; she has been in absolute classics to capture and defend those Unified Tag Team Championships. Tonight everything could culminate into absolute greatness.
Deadprez: Or, and this is what I’m going to put my money on, everything turns to ruin. Cameron has been in this situation before. She knows what it’s like to compete in two separate championship matches in a single night – but, there has been no greater mountain to climb compared to tonight. Those two men in the ring are arguably the best names that Showdown have to offer, and later tonight she will have to face the EAW World Champion; a man that hasn’t been on a bigger roll in his entire career. As great as Cameron is, Pierre – I have no doubt that she has set herself up for failure.
(“ULTRAnumb” fades out as Cameron stands at the bottom of the ramp; “Shook Ones” by Mobb Deep hits as the crowd roar with a loud mixed reaction. Time passes as Cameron looks back over her shoulder to see that Scott still hasn’t walked through the curtain.)
Deadprez: See! What did I tell you, Pierre! Cameron could never trust Scott! Scott is nowhere to be seen! Cameron may just be stranded on her own!
(“Shook One” fades out as the camera cuts backstage to Scott Diamond lying unconscious, chest first on the concrete flooring. Albert Hitchman calls for help as medical staff quickly rush to the scene. The camera cuts back to the ring as a concerned Cameron Ella Ava looks back to the ring. She grits her teeth as she looks at Theron Nikolas and Jack Ripley who watch from the ring.)
Pierre: Cameron’s partner has been taken out! You can’t expect her to go at it alone…
(Cameron gets up on the apron and is met by Banks. Banks looks back over his shoulder towards Theron and Jack who both put their hands up. Cameron gets into the ring and hands over her Championships.)
Deadprez: It looks like Cameron is about to throw herself to the wolves.
(Banks looks at Cameron and shakes his head.)
Cameron: Ring the bell.
(Cameron eyes grow wide as Banks reluctantly looks back.)
Banks: Cameron… I’m not going to allow you to make a decision that may throw away everything you’ve worked towards. Cameron… I can’t believe I’m doing this.
(Banks grits his teeth as he drops his head.)
Banks: I’m sorry, Cameron – you’re going to have to forfeit this match…
Cameron: RING THE BELL!
(Banks reluctantly drops his head and makes his way over the Theron and Jack.)
(The camera cuts back to the ramp as a backstage executive rushes down to the ring and around to the ring announcer as Banks stops in his tracks. The two exchange words before Aaron Fitzpatrick nods his head and picks his microphone.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, as you just saw Scott Diamond is unable to compete due to an assault backstage…
(The crowd erupt with boos that echo around the entire arena as both Jack and Theron laugh. Cameron drops down and sits in the corner; almost stoic.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: BUT, I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THIS MATCH WILL STILL COMMENCE AS PLANNED!!
Pierre: Come on, she has no partner–
(Suddenly, ‘Carrera Lu’ by Lupe Fiasco hits as the entire arena EXPLODES as Mr. DEDEDE bursts through the curtain, wearing his GMC Sheriff vest over a black t-shirt and jeans.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: AND HER PARTNER!!!! FROM BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUT, WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE POUNDS!!!! HE IS THE SHERIFF OF THE GMC, MISTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRM!! DE!! DE!! DEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Pierre: THE SHERIFF IS HERE!!!
Deadprez: NO!!! NO WAY!!! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR!!!
Pierre: THE EAW CHAIRMAN AND SHERIFF OF THE GAY MEAT COMMUNITY HAS CALLED AN AUDIBLE, AND IS TAKING THE SPOT OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND I DON’T THINK CAMERON ELLA AVA CAN BELIEVE IT EITHER!!!
(Theron and Jack argue with Banks who simply hands the Championships to the time keeper as DEDEDE slides into the ring.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: AND BOTH ALL FOUR OF THESE COMPETITORS MEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! THERON AND DEDEDE TRADING SHOTS!!! CAMERON AND JACK TRADING AS WELL!!! CAMERON’S GAINING THE UPPER HAND OVER JACK; DEDEDE IS ALL OVER THERON!!! BOTH JACK AND THERON PUSHED UP AGAINST THE ROPES – AND CAMERON AND DEDEDE SEND THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH DUAL CLOTHESLINES!!! JACK AND THERON CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT NEITHER CAMERON OR DEDEDE SEEM TO BE SLOWING DOWN IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!! VINTAGE DEDEDE!!!! SUICIDE DIVE FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! THERON’S DOWN!!! JACK RIPLEY SENT CRASHING OVER THE TOP OF OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! DEDEDE GRABBING THERON AND SENDS HIM ROLLING INTO THE RING AND FOLLOWS!!! DEDEDE’S CALLING FOR IT!!! THERE’S NO WAY!!!! THERON IS STUNNED, PUSHING HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET – SPEAR!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK!!!! THERON CUTS THE CHAIRMAN OFF WITH A SUPERKICK!!! DEDEDE DOESN’T GO DOWN – AND FIRES BACK WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST!!! THERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH!!! STANDING BICYCLE KICK!!!! THERON CATCHES HIM ON THE JAW AGAIN!!! DEDEDE FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES, WHICH KEEP HIM STANDING!! DEDEDE STAGGERS FORWARD AND THERON SCOOPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! USHIGOROSHI!!! NO!!! DEDEDE FLIPS OFF THERON’S SHOULDERS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! THERON SHOOTS FORWARD, BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!! DEDEDE PULLS HIM IN – AND SPIKES HIM WITH THE IMPALER DDT!!!
Deadprez: COME ON!!! DEDEDE MAKING HIS WAY ONTO THE APRON AS RIPLEY CRAWLS OUT FROM BEHIND OUR TABLE!!! LOOK AT CAMERON!!! CAMERON LINES HIM UP FROM THE APRON!!! RIPLEY IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! CAMERON DIVING OFF THE APRON!!! HURRICANRANA!!!! NO, RIPLEY ABLE TO KEEP HIS FOOTING AND POWERS CAMERON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! APRON POWERBOMB!!! DEDEDE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND STEADIES HIMSELF!!! THERON STIRS BELOW – BUT RIPLEY SHOOTS UP ONTO THE APRON AND LATCHES ONTO THE LEG OF THE CHAIRMAN!!! DEDEDE TRYING TO PUSH RIPLEY AWAY – BUT THERON!!! THERON SHOOTS BACK TO HIS FEET AND UP THE CORNER!!! AVALANCHE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! THERON DRAGGING HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER AS RIPLEY CALLS FOR THE TAG!!! HE GETS IT!!! RIPLEY IS LEGAL!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS TRYING DRAG HERSELF BACK TO HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE!!! RIPLEY HAS DEDEDE LINED UP DIRECTLY IN HIS SIGHTS!!! DEDEDE PUSHING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!! SUPERKICK CONNECTS FLUSH ON THE JAW OF THE EAW CHAIRMAN!!! DEDEDE GOES DOWN AND RIPLEY COVERS!!!
Banks: ONE!!!!!!…. TWO!!!!!!…. THREE-
Pierre: CAMERON BREAKS UP THE COVER!!! SHE ISN’T GOING TO ALLOW THESE TWO TO TAKE HER CHAMPIONSHIPS AWAY!!!
Deadprez: This match has only been going on for moments, but it has been a million miles an hour from the bell to now. Cameron clutching at her back, still feeling the effects of that powerbomb onto the apron – BUT, THERON!!! THERON LAUNCHING AT CAMERON AND FIRES AWAY WITH CLUBBING SHOTS TO THE SPINE OF CAMERON!!! RELENTLESS SHOTS – BUT BANKS!!! BANKS GRABBING ONTO THERON AND THROWS HIM BACK!!! HE CAN’T DO THAT!!! HE CAN’T PUT HIS HANDS ON THERON!!!
Pierre: HE CAN, DEADPREZ!!! THERON ISN’T LEGAL; HE’S WELL WITH IN HIS JURISDICTION AS THE REFEREE!!! THERON ARGUING WITH BANKS AS HE STEPS BACK ONTO THE APRON; RIPLEY LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE ON THE STILL DOWNED DEDEDE!!! RIPLEY DRAGGING THE CHAIRMAN BACK TO HIS FEET – HE’S LOOKING FOR THE RIPPLE EFFECT!!! IF HE HITS THIS, I HAVE NO DOUBTS THAT WE’RE GOING TO HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!! WAIT!!! NO!!! DEDEDE TWISTS OUT OF IT – DEMOLITION!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER TO JACK RIPLEY!!! RIPLEY IS DOWN!!! CAMERON’S BACK ON THE APRON; SHE WANTS INTO THIS CONTEST!!! DEDEDE DRAGGING HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER!!! HE GETS THE TAG!!! CAMERON IS LEGAL IN THIS CONTEST AND SHOOTS INTO THE RING!!! A DAZED RIPLEY IS BACK TO HIS FEET – CAMERON TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! RIPLEY ISN’T DOWN FOR LONG AND THE DUEL CHAMPION TAKES HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER!!! CAMERON MOVING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN!!! RIPLEY STUMBLES BACK UP AS CAMERON HITS THE ROPES – YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!! NO!!! CAMERON CATCHES THE BOOT OF RIPLEY!!! CAMERON SWINGS HIM AROUND – KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!! BRUTAL FOREARM SMASH TO ONE OF THE CHALLENGERS!!! RIPLEY’S LEGS ALMOST FALL OUT FROM UNDER HIM!!!
Deadprez: COME ON, JACK!!! JACK IS OUT ON HIS FEET, BUT CAMERON ISN’T DONE!!! SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE – AND CONNECTS FLUSH WITH THAT SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! JACK RIPLEY WAS ALMOST TURNED INSIDE OUT!!! CAMERON COVERS!!!
Banks: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THRE-KICKOUT!!!
Deadprez: YES!!! YES!!! RIPLEY KICKS OUT!!!
Pierre: Frustration covering the face of Cameron, but you can hear DEDEDE – he’s telling her to finish it! Cameron nodding her head; Ripley was knocked into an absolute loop after those brutal shots. Look at Theron though; the man remains calmer that you would imagine with his partner being in this position. Cameron stalks as Ripley slowly pushes his way up back to his feet! CAMERON CALLS FOR IT – SHE POWERS JACK UP INTO THAT ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER POSITION!!! RIPLEY TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!!! CAMERON TRYING TO FIGHT THROUGH IT – BUT RIPLEY DIGS HIS FINGERS INTO HER EYES!!! RIPLEY ABLE TO SLIP OFF THE BACK AND STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CORNER!!! THERON TAGS HIMSELF IN!!! CAMERON CAN BARELY SEE AS THERON SHOOTS INTO THE RING!!! CAMERON TURNS; SHE HAS NO IDEA THAT THE KING OF ELITE HAS HER LOCKED DIRECTLY IN HIS SIGHTS!!! SUPERKICK!!! CAMERON CRACKED OFF THE JAW WITH A DEVASTATING SUPERKICK!!! CAMERON FALLS INTO THE ROPES, BUT THEY KEEP HER STANDING!!! SUPERKICK!!!!! A SECOND SUPERKICK MORE VICIOUS THAN THE FIRST!!! CAMERON DROPS TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP AS A VILE SMIRK CROSSES THE FACE OF THE KING OF ELITE!!! SUPERKICK TO DEDEDE!!!! THERON JUST TAKING THE CHEAPEST OF SHOTS TO THE EAW CHAIRMAN!!!!! YOU CAN SEE ON THE FACE OF THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER – HE’S ABSOLUTELY LIVID!!!
Deadprez: AND ALL HE CAN DO IS WATCH FROM THE BEST SPOT IN THE ARENA!!! LOOK – THERON LOOKING DIRECTLY AT BANKS AND TELLS HIM THAT IT’S OVER!!! THERON TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO CAMERON!!! CAMERON CRAWLING INTO HER CORNER, BUT DEDEDE IS STILL RECOVERING ON THE APRON!!! CAMERON DRAGGING HERSELF TO HER FEET!!! SHE’S UP – AND THERON DRIVES BOTH FEET INTO HER FACE WITH THE RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK!!!
Pierre: DID YOU SEE DEDEDE, DEADPREZ?! DEDEDE CLIPPING THE HAND OF CAMERON AS SHE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! THAT’S A TAG!!! THERON DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE!!!! THERON HAS CAMERON SET!!! CHAOS THEORY!!!!! NO – CAMERON TWISTS OUT OF IT AND PUSHES THERON AWAY — SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE JUST CUT THERON IN HALF WITH A RIB SHATTERING SPEAR!!!!!! DEDEDE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!
Pierre: RIPLEY SHOOTS INTO THE RING, BUT CAMERON CUTS HIM OFF AND TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND!!!!!
Pierre: DID HE KICK OUT?! I DON’T KNOW AND NEITHER DOES BANKS!!! IT WAS ALMOST SIMULTANEOUS WITH THE THREE COUNT!!!… BANKS CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Carrera Lu’ by Lupe Fiasco blasts through the speakers as Banks is handed the Unified Tag Team Championships and hands them to Cameron and DEDEDE.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND STIIIIILLLLLL UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA AND MR. DE!! DE!! DEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: HE CAN’T DO THAT!!! THERON KICKED OUT!!! HOW CAN THEY ALLOW THIS TO STAND?!
Pierre: I DON’T THINK IT MATTERS NOW, DEADPREZ!! BANKS CALLED IT HOW HE SAW IT!!! SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS – YOUR BOYS LOST!!!
(Both Cameron and DEDEDE celebrate in the ring as Theron and Jack push their way to their feet. Both Cameron and DEDEDE leave the ring as “’Carrera Lu’ fades out.)
Pierre: Neither Theron and Jack are happy. You can see Theron hurling abuse Banks’ way, screaming that Banks knows that he kicked out of that spear. Banks just laughing as he shakes his head – OH MY GOD – THERON JUST SPAT AT THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!!! BANKS HAS SNAPPED!!! BANKS WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THERON!!! ANOTHER!!! ANOTHER – BUT, RIPLEY BLINDSIDES HIM!!! RIPLEY TAKING BANKS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! BOTH THERON AND RIPLEY LAYING INTO BANKS WITH UNFORGIVING SHOTS!!!
Deadprez: BANKS’ DECISION COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM IMMEDIATELY!!! RIPLEY DRAGGING BANKS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND THERON LINES HIM UP —
Pierre: CAMERON AND DEDEDE SHOOT BACK INTO THE RING AND BOTH THERON NIKOLAS AND JACK RIPLEY SCRAMBLE OUT OF THE RING!!! THESE COWARDS LEAVING WITH THEIR TAILS TUCKED BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!!!
(Theron and Ripley back up the ramp and DEDEDE, Cameron and Banks stand in the ring calling the two back to the ring.)
Pierre: I asked when tensions were going to reach their peak and I believe it just did!
(Theron and Jack stand on the stage as both Banks raises the arms to DEDEDE and Cameron as they raise the Unified Tag Championships. Theron points down at Banks and screams.)
Theron: I’M GOING TO END YOUR CAREER! I’M GOING TO END YOUR F*CKING CAREER!
(‘Carrera Lu’ by Lupe Fiasco picks back up as DEDEDE and Cameron continue to celebrate before the camera cuts elsewhere..)
(EAW Hall of Fame Induction #2: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLYGY6gvAb4 …)
(COMMERCIAL AD – EAW Presents: Pain for Pride Festival! Theme song reveal: “Jumanji” by LOUDPVCK)
(Cut back to the Saitama Super Arena, where we get a view of all of the fans packed into the venue holding up signs and cheering. )
(“Into the Fire” by Asking Alexandria plays over the loudspeaker as Shane Gates steps onto the stage with a smile on his face hearing a great reaction from the Saitama Super Arena and makes his way down to the ring….)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match and it is for the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first….from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 210 pounds…..SHANEEEEEEEE GATEEESSSSSSSSS!
Pierre: Last Saturday on Showdown, Gates laid down on the challenge to Michael Bishop – and here we are now! We are LIVE here in Japan, Shane Gates get his opportunity right now at Wrath of the Dragon!
Deadprez: Shane Gates would love nothing more then bringing back the New Breed Championship to Showdown, especially in the country and city where he initially came up as a wrestler in his earlier years. I would love to see it but I don’t know if Mr. Gates is the man to do it…
(“Sound of Madness” by Shinedown as the respectful crowd of Japan begins to boo loudly as Alex Bowden walks onto the stage as he shakes his head and laughs at the crowd booing him and walks down to the ring….)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Making his way to the ring…from Dunkirk, France weighing in at 225 pounds……HE IS “THE BLACK HAWK”……ALEX BOWDENNNNNNNN!
(Deadprez begins to stand up out of his chair and claps and cheers on Alex…)
Deadprez: How about you show some respect Pierre? This is the man that is going to bring the New Breed Championship back to Showdown, stand up and show appreciation!
Pierre: Will you stop playing cheerleader and sit down?
Deadprez: Do you see what’s in his leather coat? He put something under the ring and Shane Gates didn’t realize! Don’t doubt The Black Hawk!
Pierre: Time will tell what Alex put under the ring but in the meantime we are moments away from the champion arriving here in Japan!
(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica as the crowd explodes as you see Michael Bishop along with his manager Bo Maro and security guards wearing the EAW New Breed Championship around his waist….)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And making his way to the ring accompanied to the ring by his manager, BO MARO…..from Chicago Illionis, weighing in at 245 pounds….HE IS THE REIGNING EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONNNNNNNN……..MICHAEL “THE REVENANT” BISHOOOOPPPPPPPP!
Pierre: The New Breed Championship, one of the most prestigious championship EAW has to offer that has helped many people in this company jump start their career. With the likes of CM Banks, TLA, Ryan Savage, Lucas Johnson, Moongoose McQueen, the current EAW Champion – Rex McAllister, the current World Heavyweight Champion – Chris Elite, and soon to be inducted Hall of Famer – Jamie O’Hara. The current champion Michael Bishop has no doubt a huge future here at the land of the elite by carrying the New Breed division on his shoulders!
Deadprez: This man is in enemy territory, Voltage’s own Michael Bishop has held the championship since April and is one title defense away from walking into Pain for Pride 11 as the New Breed Champion, what an honor that would be for any of these competitors tonight!
Pierre: How about last night with that number one contenders match at Fighting Spirit? Michael Bishop must have a big amount of pressure on his shoulders not only tonight but also in the coming weeks!
Deadprez: All three men tonight have a big target on their chest because not only do you have this Triple Threat Match but in the back of your head you know that you have, Xander Payne waiting for you down the line after winning that number one contenders match last night at Fighting Spirit.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: Well this match has begun and look at Alex rushing quickly at the champion in the corner as Shane Gates is right behind him! A two on one assault to start this New Breed Championship Match!
Deadprez: Yeah get them Alex and Shane! Gang up on this fraud from Voltage, bring back the New Breed Championship to Showdown!
Pierre: Michael Bishop can’t be at hundred percent after last night Deadprez, he was in that grueling No Way Out Match at Fighting Spirit! Look at Alex landing a high knee on Bishop as he falls out of the ring, he might be out cold!
Deadprez: But quickly Shane Gates from behind with a quick roll up on Alex Bowden!
Pierre: Shane quickly goes for a Shining Wizard but Alex rolls out of the way! Alex quickly gets behind Shane and lands a german suplex! Look at the cockiness of Alex Bowden as he show boats to the crowd here in Japan!
Deadprez: But what Bowden doesn’t realize is Michael Bishop is back in the ring as Bowden continues to taunt to the crowd! Michael is right behind Bowden, turn around future champ! TURN AROUND!
Pierre: OH MY GOD, MICHAEL BISHOP JUST KNOCKED OUT ALEX BOWDEN WITH ONE PUNCH! BOWDEN JUST COLLAPSED TO THE FLOOR, HE IS OUT FOR THE COUNT!
Deadprez: Someone wake up Alex! He has a title match to win for Showdown!
Pierre: As Bowden finally wakes up and rolls out of the ring with Michael laughing at him but in the meantime Shane Gates is back to his feet as him and Bishop lock up in the center of the ring! Shane Gates gains control and backs up Bishop into the corner and irish whips Bishop into the opposite corner! Shane rushes at Michael and lands a Pele Kick! Bishop is dazed by that big kick!
Deadprez: Punches thrown by Shane as Michael is down on the ground as Shane rushes to the top rope he is trying to make his dream a reality! What does he have in mind?!
Pierre: 450 SPLASH!!!!!
Deadprez: It connects, we could have a new champion!
Pierre: Man Bishop can’t be a hundred percent after last night look at him holding his ribs as he gets back to his feet, Gates realizes it and tries to attack Bishop with punches to the gut but the champion reverses it as Michael rushes at Shane and lands neckbreaker. Michael gets on top of Shane as he lands vicious elbows on the challenger.
Deadprez: Man Michael is a dangerous man over on Voltage, you gotta give Shane credit for having the guts of calling him out last week on Showdown. Michael has a huge background in MMA after all.
Pierre: Oh my god look at Shane, bleeding all over the ring after those elbows! That had to be four to five elbows to Shane Gates as he is bleeding all over the ring and falls to the floor on the outside. We may need some medical attention for Shane Gates BUT WAIT!
Deadprez: ALEX BOWDEN HAS RECOVERED AND IS IN THE RING AND LANDS A DROP KICK TO BISHOP FROM BEHIND! Bishop bounces off the ropes and goes for a big clothesline but Alex ducks it and lands a beautiful inverted DDT! Cover!
Pierre: Kickout! The champ is still in this and Alex feels frustrated as you see the anger built up inside of him he was embarrassed before by getting knocked out by Michael Bishop. Nothing but evil thoughts are going through Bowden’s mind right now as Bo Maro has a concerned look from ringside.
Bowden: (no mic) GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Deadprez: Bishop looks out of it Pierre! He is using the ropes to get back to vertical base and has his back towards Alex Bowden AND SLEEPER! SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN ON THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Pierre: Look at Michael freaking out as his face begins to turn purple and his manager Bo Maro is super concerned even screaming at Bishop to stay in this! What a twenty-four hours for Michael Bishop he main evented Fighting Spirit last night in the No Way Out Match and no he is possibly moments away from losing his championship!
Deadprez: BISHOP IS FADING AWAY, HE IS NOW ON THE GROUND! BOWDEN HAS THE SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN TIGHT AS THE OFFICIAL BEGINS TO COUNT!
Deadprez: Michael needs to raise that hand or we have a new champion!
Pierre: MICHAEL BISHOP IS STILL ALIVE, ALEX CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE RELEASES THE HOLD!
Deadprez: Time is running out for Michael Bishop, he needs to do get back in this match or we are going to have a new champion on Saturday night’s sooner or later.
Pierre: Can you stop playing cheerleader and call this match down the middle?!?
Deadprez: In the meantime we have a doctor looking at the big gash Shane Gates has here at ringside, his dream of becoming New Breed Champion may have just went up in smoke.
Pierre: What does Alex have in mind now? He is setting Michael up for something, as he is furious the sleeper hold didn’t put Bishop away! The Gutwrench Powerbomb?
Deadprez: Yes Pierre, Alex wants to end this now! THE BLACK HAWK BOMB CONNECTS, COVER HIM BOWDEN!
Pierre: NO! NO! NO! Michael is still alive! He got the shoulder up at the last possible second, what a match!
Deadprez: Look at Alex Bowden he can’t believe his eyes, as Michael Bishop has kicked out of the Black Hawk Bomb! He is going to the outside and is grabbing a steel chair from the time keepers area! Bo Maro rushes behind Alex to try to stop the madness but Alex throws him into the barricade!
Pierre: They are no disqualifications in a triple threat match, this is totally legal! Alex Bowden has grabbed the steel chair and is now in the ring and is grabbing the dead weight of Michael Bishop and lands punches on the back to wake him up in frustration. Bishop is getting back to his feet as Alex begins to wind up with the chair!
Bowden: (no mic) “BATTER UP!”
Deadprez: STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL OF MICHAEL BISHOP BY ALEX BOWDEN! BLOOD IS FALLING FROM THE SKULL AND ONTO THE MAT AS MICHAEL HAS FALLEN DOWN, THE COVER!
Pierre: NO! Shane Gates is back in the ring! He stomped on the back of Alex Bowden to break up the three count and kicks the chair out of the ring! Shane has blood flowing down his face as Alex Bowden quickly gets back to his feet but Shane isn’t wasting anytime and lands a suplex on The Black Hawk! Shane has to be running on pure adrenaline!
Deadprez: Shane irish whips Alex against the ropes and lands a spinebuster! Shane is back in this and is looking to end it! He is killing for the kill! LAST HOPE!
Pierre: What a piledriver and it connects! The smart move by Alex as he rolls out of the ring! But Michael Bishop is back in the ring and kicks Shane in the midsection! Michael bounces off the rope and lands a CURB STOMP! COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica plays inside the Saitama Super Arena as Michael Bishop celebrates with pure emotion and the referee hands the New Breed Championship to him…)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….AND STILL EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…..MICHAEL “THE REVENANT” BISHOPPPPP!!!!!
Pierre: What match from all three guys tonight but especially Michael Bishop! Two matches in less then twenty-four hours and retains the New Breed Championship!
Deadprez: With Xander Payne winning the number one contenders match last night the hard work has only just begun for Michael Bishop with Pain for Pride 11 approaching in Las Vegas…..
(Commercial break…. Dynasty: Culture Crisis Advertisement)
( Camera cuts backstage, where Corporate HRDO is standing outside of Cameron Ella Ava’s locker room door. He takes a deep breath, then begins to knock on it. )
HRDO: Cam? Can I have a word please?
( HRDO waits on a response, but there is no answer. HRDO knocks on the door once again. Soon after, Mr. DEDEDE walks out of Cam’s locker room holding his half of the EAW Tag Team Championships. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Ohai HRDO, sorry I was just straightening out some scheduling conflicts with my tag team partner. Need anything?
HRDO: I need to speak to Cam.
HRDO: Those tag team titles… I just got off a conference call with some of the other board members, and suffice to say they’re furious about earlier. You would know that if you bothered to check out your Slack messages.
DDD: Notifications bother me, I can’t stand that constant dinging sound. But I don’t get it, what would the board be upset about?
???: Yeah, what is the board so mad about?
( Ronn Banks walks into the scene from the right side of the screen, looking up at HRDO with a quizzical look on his face. )
HRDO: Basically they feel like tonight’s tag team title win wasn’t legitimate. It’s one thing for Cam not to be teaming with her actual partner, but they felt –
Ronn Banks: Like I screwed Theron over. Right?
( HRDO shrugs. )
Banks: How long are these idiotic board members going to keep allowing this disrespectful asswipe to cuck them like this? Don’t these morons have eyes? Didn’t they see Theron’s shoulders on the mat?
HRDO: Well even you have to agree DDD that it was a close call.
DDD: :shrug: Not really. That was three. I could literally feel his hand hitting the mat three times. I’m the tag team champion, mate.
HRDO: Well I’m not in the position to overrule the chairman, but one of you guys have to say something to the board at least –
Banks: I don’t owe those geeks over in Newark a damned thing, I’m the reason they get to sit in their cushy little offices and profit as much as they do off of this sport. Hell I’m the man who saved this company from having its legs cut out from underneath it after a bunch of bozos decided they couldn’t handle the changes coming to EAW. But it’s clear these morons on the board have allowed this culture of insolent dickheads like Theron Nikolas to flourish in my time away from EAW.
DDD: :whoa: Take it easy man, some of them own stake in the company.
HRDO: Yeah Banks you really need to relax.
Ronn Banks: Don’t FUCKING tell me to relax! I refuse to come back to my creation and kowtow to any of these ungrateful bastards, much less deal with their disrespect! And if anybody has a problem with the way I do things they can come to my face and DO SOMETHING about it physically!
HRDO: You know what Ronn you’d better watch the kind of tone you take with me! Don’t think just because you and I go back that you can shoot the messenger, you’ve got that?!
( Cameron’s locker room door opens up, and she stands in the doorway holding her Tag Team championship )
Cameron Ella Ava: Can you guys keep it down, please? I need to get my mind focused before I win the EAW Championship tonight, so try to use an inside voice.
( Cam shuts the door. )
DDD: Look HRDO, just tell the board that what happened tonight is simply what’s best for business. Cameron and I are basically like the dream team! We’re like the fanfic couple of the decade! It’s like Wonder Woman teaming up with a gay Superman, or Captain Marvel teaming up with a gay Galactus! Gaylactus! Between the women’s empowerment movements and the gay rights movement taking off in mainstream Western society, a team like ours is going to lead EAW into the forefront of the social justice conversation. (Under his breath) Which equals dollar signs for all of us. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a last second booty call to tend to.
( DDD walks off, and Banks & HRDO exchange confused looks. )
Banks: Listen, my beef isn’t with you alright? Just let me know if I have to go to Newark to confront those pieces of crap myself. As far as Theron and The Kingsguard, I’m going to be dealing with them personally. They want to play games and try to assault people before matches, well I’ll show them who the chessmaster really is.
( Banks walks off, leaving HRDO behind as the segment comes to an end. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Aaron Fitzpatrick: AND IS FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“DUST by Tremonti fills the room. Kevin Hunter slowly makes his way onto the stage with a scowl on his face. He raises his arms up to the crowd, and slowly walks down the ramp.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is “The Devil Incarnate” KEVIN HUUUUNNTTTTERRRR.!!!!!
Pierre: I’m having Deja Vu here Deadprez, it was just last week that this man faced off against Prince of Phenomenal, and to the surprise of everybody, came out victorious over the champion. That is not the way you want to start off your championship reign Deadprez. .
Deadprez: Well you know Pierre, Kevin Hunter is just a superior talent in every facet. So when you say that no one believed Kevin Hunter was going to beat POP, I say neigh, because I did. I am the leader of the Kevin Hunter fan club, and once he beats POP again! I swear to god if you try joining the club.. I’ll kill ya.. Hypothetically of course. *wink*.. NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! Excuse me just practicing.
Pierre: Be that as it may he’s going to have to beat POP yet again here tonight.. That is a very tall task for anyone, let alone a rookie that has never been in this situation before.
(Kevin Hunter gets into the ring, and starts yelling at the ref for no apparent reason. Steps up to the hard camera side and raises his arms up, head tilted back, as the crowd erupts in boos. “If I Had A Heart” By Fever Ray plays throughout the arena as Prince Of Phenomenal makes his way onto the entrance. He’s wearing a light blue POP hoodie, the hood covering his head. He pops his head up and whips the hood off his head, and stares at Kevin Hunter from afar.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, residing in South Beach, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the National Elite Champion, PRIIIIIINCCE OFFF PHENOMENALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Pierre: You can bet your bottom dollar that POP is pissed, and is out for revenge. Look at his eyes, I haven’t seen that look in his eyes in quite some time. That is a man with passion, a man with something to prove; he’s not going to let this victory hang over his head, he’s out for revenge.
Deadprez: Oh he want’s revenge? Oh does he? That’s cool. You know what that means Pierre?
Deadprez: Not a damn thing. Kevin Hunter is in POP’s head; POP is off his game, and he has to face off against the man with his number tonight. Only this time his title mistakes will cost him dearly, as he will have to kiss his National Elite Championship good bye, and hello the most embarrassing title reign in EAW history. You know the NFL Draft just happened right Pierre? Who am I kidding you don’t watch football, knitting is more your speed.. ANYWAY POP HAS BUST POTENTIAL WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM. DON’T DRAFT HIM FOR YOUR FANTASY TEAM!
Pierre: Either way this is bound to be a good one.
(The ref directs POP, and Kevin Hunter to the middle of the ring. POP kisses his title, and hands it over to the referee, who directs them to shake hands in good sporting spirit. POP extends his hand..)
Pierre: OH MY GOD KEVIN HUNTER JUST HOCKED A LOOGIE AT OUR NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION.. WHAT AN A..
Deadprez: WESOME PERSON THAT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE AS MY NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION..
Deadprez: You are..
(POP wipes the spit off his hand on the referees shirt, and backs up to his corner. Kevin does the same. The referee hoists the National Elite Championship into the air. Walks it over to the time keeper, and signals for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
PIerre: This match can already be described as testy… And Deadprez if you make a testicle joke right now I will slap the shit out of you. OH POP NOT WASTING ANY TIME AS HE RUNS RIGHT AT KEVIN, A DROP KICK TO THE FACE. IT CAUGHT KEVIN RIGHT IN THE CHIN. HE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND, AND POP GOES FOR THE COVER. THIS COULD BE A QUICK ONE FOLKS!!
Ref: One! Two! Thr…
Deadprez: NO HE KICKED OUT.. But what a fast count by that fat lard also known as the referee. Clearly he’s on POP’s payroll but it’s whatever. Kevins body is sprawled out on the floor next to the ropes. POP moves into a mounted position on Kevin, and starts laying in on him with right hands, one after another! He’s being ruthless.. Kevin is looking for a way out of this, and get his foot on the bottom rope. Smart thinking there by the future of this business. BREAK IT UP REF! POP HASN’T STOPPED PUNCHING KEVIN IN THE GOD DAMN FACE!
Ref: One! Two! Three! Four!
Pierre: Pop rolls off of Kevin before the ref gets to the count of 5. But he goes right back on top of Kevin reigning down right hands, Kevin is having trouble protecting himself. OH but somehow Kevin is able to block that one, and just powers POP right off of him! WHAT POWER BY THIS KID! Pop was just flung like nothing. Kevin now getting up looking at Pop. They lock eyes, and POP runs at Kevin, but Kevin thinking smart, and just side steps POP and lets him just throw himself through the ropes, and down onto the floor. OW that was a rough landing there. Hunter now following POP outside and just grabs him by his hair, dragging him over to the steps. Pop is hurting here folks he doesn’t look to be in a very good condition. Kevin has place POPs head on the steel steps! NO! WHATS HE THINKING HERE?! LOOKING TO STOMP POPs HEAD RIGHT ON THE STEPS! NO!.. THANK GOD, POP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY.
Deadprez: Kevin looks to put an end to this little come back and punches POP in the face. But Pop isn’t backing down, and kicks Kevin right in the knee. And another! trying to cut the tree down to size. And just shoves Kevin shoulder first into the steel post! POP seems to have Kevin in a very compromising position! Where’s he going now? HE’S JUMPING THE BARRICADE? HE KNOWS HE CAN’T HANDLE THAT STRAIGHT FIRE THAT KEVIN IS PRODUCING SO HE’S TAKING HIS TITLE AND GOING HOME. YEAH GREAT PRESCEDENT YOU’RE SETTING HERE “CHAMP”!
Pierre: Hold on there Prez, POP isn’t going anywhere. He”s standing on top of that barricade looking down at the downed opponent, and leaps! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF KEVIN! What a maneuver! And he picks him up, and just throws Kevin into those steel steps! He picks him up, and throws him into the barricade now! Pop is going crazy! Where’s he finding this strength! He must be eating his Spinach there Deadprez! That Popeye strength though, know what I mean?
Deadprez: Shut your bitch ass up Pierre, our future National Elite Champion looks hurt, and you’re making light of the situation! POP Is getting in the face of Kevin! He’s talking shit! What an asshole!.. OH HE JUST KICKED KEVIN IN THE FACE! HIS MOVIE STAR LOOKS! POP HOW COULD YOU! He’s now picking Kevin Hunter up.. Wait Hunter fighting back here with elbows to the fat gut of POP! And just pushes Pop down to the ground.. But here he comes running back at Kevin! AND KEVIN JUST TOSSES POP OVER HIS HEAD.. WAIT WHAT THE HELL! POP LANDED ON THE APRON! KEVIN WATCH OUT! YOU DIDN’T MURDER HIM! ASAI MOONSAULT BY POP ONTO KEVIN HUNTER!! WOW I MUST EVEN SAY THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!
Pierre: Hold on though Prez, because he’s not done yet. POP rolls back into the ring, and sprints off the ropes, what’s he looking for? He’s running full force. UP AND OVER, SUICIDE SENTON ON THE DOWNED KEVIN HUNTER ON THE OUTSIDE! IS HE INSANE? HE’S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF!
Deadprez: Good… I mean, THAT LOOKED PAINFUL!
Pierre: POP gingerly getting up here, grasping at his back; clearly it’s in a bad way now. See you don’t do that flippy shit man.. Oh cool the crowd cheered.. Have fun living your LIFE in a WHEELCHAIR, genius. POP tosses Kevin back into the ring.. BURIED ALIVE!! KEVIN HUNTER JUST HIT THAT CUTTER ON POP.. HE GOES FOR THE COVER…
Ref: ONE! TWO! THRE..
Pierre: NO KICKOUT BY POP! But you have to think Prez, that if Kevin used a finisher focusing on POPs back instead of his neck? This match would be over.. Rookie mistake to be honest. And look at this Kevin is complaining to the ref…
Kevin: THAT WAS THREE! ONE! TWO! THREE! THAT EASY…. Get your head out of your ass….
Pierre: That’s a bold move cotton.. And by bold I mean dumb.. He needs to keep his eye on POP, the veteran, he knows what he’s doing in there! Pop now stirring, luckily for big Kev he has spotted him; but POP is throwing caution to the wind and is charging straight at Kevin.. Kevin didn’t see this coming, the bold move seems like it’s going to pay off! NO, Kevin just throws POP right into the turn buckle, and his knee has been caught! He’s hung upside down! The dreaded tree of woe! POP is in trouble here, he has nowhere to go! A smirk starts to emerge on the face of Kevin here. Hunter has the upper hand as he walks over to an upside-down POP, and just starts wailing away on POPs right knee! Oh the horror! Ref break it up he has a 5 count!
Ref: One! Two! Three! Four!
Deadprez: HE BROKE IT UP BEFORE 5! WHAT A GOOD GUY! SOMEONE WE CAN BE PROUD TO CALL CHAMPION! POP still hung up like an old pair of sneakers over a telephone wire! Kevin is backing up to the other side of the ring, and now HE’S CHARGING OVER TO AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR LIKE AN ELEGANT GAZELLE AND HAS HIS ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT JUST CRASH ONTO THE KNEE OF POP! HE WILL NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN! MARK MY WORDS PIERRE! LOOK AT HIM ALL IN PAIN AND SHIT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE.. IN JOY OF COURSE!
Pierre: Will you stop it? POP now trying to roll out of the ring, but Kevin is there. He grabs POP by his mop top, and is trying to pull him up onto his feet.. But the ref is intervening! He wants to see if POP can continue this match. The ref now pushing Kevin away from POP.
Ref: Can you continue?
Pop: Yeah.. Yeah..
Kevin: Ref are you fucking kidding me?! Get out of the way!
Pierre: COME ON THATS UNCALLED FOR! THE REF IS JUST DOING HIS JOB!
Deadprez: Well can you blame him? Here is with the biggest opportunity of his young career and some old ass bitch ass dumb ass fuck ass.. Piece of shit ref is ruining his moment. BUT KEVIN’S NOT WASTING ANY TIME . Hunter with the Garvin Stomp.. Circling his opponent like a shark circling his prey.. A STOMP TO THE FACE.. Circles over to the shoulder, AND ANOTHER STOMP.. Circles over to his hand.. ANOTHER STOMP… Down to his left ankle.. HE STOMPS IT!!… OTHER ANKLE.. ANOTHER STOMP! OTHER HAND.. OTHER SHOULDER.. HE’S GOING ON A STOMP PARTY.. HE’S STOMPING THE YARD! He now goes to lift POP up… PELE KICK!! POP has Kevin stunned. He hops back up to his feet, and is measuring him… CROWN OF THORRRNNNESSSSS.. NO! Kevin stopped it and hits a POP with a huge back body drop.. Now HE PICKS POP UP AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE POST. POP lands outside of the ring.. Kevin follows him to the outside. POP is still writhing in pain after going shoulder first into the post. Where’s Kevin going??? OVER HERE?!! YES HE’S FINALLY NOTICING ME! KEVIN HI!!
Pierre: NO! He’s going for a damn chair! Why is he doing this? He’s going to get disqualified? He’s doing it in plain sight of the referee! He’s measuring POP up, HE’S GOING TO HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!… WAIT! The ref from inside the ring reaches over and just snatches that chair right from the hands of Kevin! He will not have such foolishness tarnish this match! You go Ref!
Deadprez: “YoU gO rEf” you’re such a dweeb.. Wait the refs back is turned and Kevin is going into his pants! What is this? He’s gonna give the crowd a show??!! I mean it’s illegal in to expose yourself but hey it’s DDD’S new world we’re just living in it! I’m sure he’s love to see some dude meat beating.. Oh WAIT HE’S GOT BRASS KNUCKLES! WHAT A GENIUS! THE CHAIR WAS JUST A RUSE! A RUSE PIERRE YOU DUMB SLUT!! HE GOT YOU SO GOOD LOOK AT YOUR DUMB FACE LOOKING ALL DUMB AND SHIT.. POP’S TURNING AROUND AND HERE IT COMES!! POWER OF THE PUNCH!! .. NO DAMN IT POP COUNTERED!! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!! KEVIN HAS A MATCH TO WIN HERE!! Pop just kicked the brass knuckles right out of Kevins hands, And hits an Enduguri! Kevin is shooketh.. Here comes POP charging at Kevin.. And Kevin just sidesteps him and throws him right into the barricade! GENIUS MOVE!
Pierre: Kevin picks him back up and throws him into the barricade AGAIN! This man is ruthless; Kevin is treating POP like a rag doll! Kevin now picking POP up onto his shoulders, and charges at the post! He’s going to law dart him right into that ring post! No! POP struggles out of it, and shoves Kevin face into the steel post! POP back on the offensive now, but that onslaught by Kevin Hunter has him hurt. Pop now picks Kevin up and throws him back into the ring. Pop hops up onto the apron holding onto his back, but it looks like he’s got something in mind here! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! HE HITS IT!! NOOO! KEVIN COUNTERED IT RIGHT INTO A BURIED ALIVE!! A CUTTER HIT IN MID AIR! UNBELIEVABLE! KEVIN NOW INTO THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREEEE….
Deadprez: WHY DID THIS REF STOP COUNTING?! HE’S RUINING KEVINS MOMENT!!
Pierre: LOOK! POPS FOOT IS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! What ring presence! KEVIN DOESN’T KNOW HE DIDN’T WIN THOUGH! HE’S PARADING AROUND WITH HIS ARMS UP! KEVIN YOU DIDN’T WIN! PAY ATTENTION… POP UP NOW, KEVIN DOESN’T SEE HIM!! HE’S TURNING AROUND RIGHT INTO POP.. CROWN OF THORNES!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT!! THE COVER!!
Ref: ONEEEE! TWWOOOOOO! THREEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: AND HEREEE IS YOUR WINNNERRR. … AND STILLL NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… PRINNCCEEEEEEEEEEEE OFF PHENOMENALLLLL!!!
(Kevin Hunter is laying motionless as POP gets up raising his arms up high in victory. The ref hands him his National Elite Championship, and rolls out of the ring. He walks up the ramp holding his title proudly)
Pierre: What a great performance by POP here tonight! Still National Elite Champion, and going strong! Kevin Hunter has nothing to get down about though, because he brought it. It could’ve gone either way, but at the end I think POPs experience really pushed him over the edge, and got him the win. Prez have anything to say?
Deadprez: Just don’t talk to me alright? My heart hurts.. My dreams ruined.. Just… Just don’t talk to me
Pierre: Alright then.. Congrats POP — WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!
( Prince of Phenomenal is taken off his feet, and Heart Break Boy is standing over him as the audience goes nuts. )
Pierre: IT’S THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!!!! HE JUST LAID PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL OUT WITH A SUPERKICK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE????
Deadprez: WHAT IN THE HELL IS HBB DOING HERE?
( Heart Break Boy is standing over Prince of Phenomenal with the National Elite Championship in his hand. HBB stares into the face of that belt for a moment, and he drops it over POP’s chest before taking his leave. )
Pierre: YOU COULDN’T EVEN SEE HIM COMING! AT FIRST ALL YOU SEE IS POP CELEBRATING HIS TITLE DEFENSE, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE’S LAID OUT COURTESY OF THE GOLDPRINT FROM HBB! WHAT COULD THIS BE ABOUT?
(Quick Break advertisement highlighting all the brand new shows on the EAWNetwork)
( VIDEO PACKAGE: Dramatic music comes on. We see a far away shot of the No Way Out structure hanging in the rafters, which shows the structure itself being a cell at a height of 20 feet, and made completely out of prison bars instead of the common mesh. There are four sides, a roof, and no door. In each corner, there are four smaller cells, also made of prison bars, with chains connected to the roof of each one so all four can be elevated to the top four corners of the structure. )
Stew-O voiceover: It is a structure inspired by the Hell in a Cell, Elimination Chamber and War Games, it is the most unrelenting environment of punishment perhaps in all of Elite Answers Wrestling lore!
Narrator: There is no forgiveness.
( We get a shot of the ring turnbuckle, where all turnbuckle pads are removed and several individuals are seen being driven into them and the agony on their faces upon impact is accentuated. )
Narrator: There is no protection.
“Pierre McGuire voiceover: HE IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CEMENT FLOORS!!!”
( We see shots of individuals taking bumps into the unprotected cement floors at ringside, which contain zero padding. )
Narrator: Over two dozen individuals have stepped foot in this hellacious structure, 16 of which have held World Championships, yet only a fraction of the men to ever compete in an NWO have been able to leave on their own volition.
Devan Dubian (in a confessional): In a match like this you find punishment in every corner.
Mr. DEDEDE (in a confessional): Just the name of that match still brings shivers down my spine.
( We see Elitists from the NWO matches of the past attacking each other with weapons, engulfing each other with fire, )
Hades the Hellraiser (in a confessional): You bargain your life, your sanity, your soul with the devil every time you step in there. Once you step foot in that structure you don’t leave without leaving a piece of your soul with it.
( We see more brutal clips including men driving each other into the cell bars of the structure and driving each other into the unprotected pavement at ringside. )
Narrator: Six competitors, yet only two may begin the contest. In each corner of the cell there are four smaller cells, also made of prison bars, with chains connected to the roof of each one so all four can be elevated to the top four corners of the structure. The structure has enough room for competitors to battle outside of the ring, and each cell lowers after various time intervals.
( We see competitors standing in the miniature cells above the ring, looking down in trepidation at the action taking place, with a first person look during the 2013 NWO match at Territorial Invasion 6, where Zack Crash is being punished by Hades the Hellraiser from the POV of one of the cells hanging at the corner of the NWO structure. )
Zack Crash (in a confessional): There is no greater misfortune than having to begin a contest like the NWO and see it through the whole way out. It’s not like an Elimination Chamber where you can be eliminated at any time.
Nick Angel (in a confessional): Take it from me, there’s enough punishment to last you the entire duration of the match. I would rather die than compete in that match again.
Narrator: Once every competitor is in the ring pandemonium is more likely than ever to ensue.
( We see brutal spots in the past NWO matches, including Dia Del Diablo 2016 where Jamie O’Hara lights up a match and sets Nick Angel’s tights on fire. )
Narrator: The ruthless and carnal nature found within all mankind is put on full display for the world to see.
( We see a shot of Jacob Senn purposefully snapping Zack Crash’s arm with the fujiwara armbar in the inaugural NWO match. )
Narrator: There is no cell door, no way of escape, no place of solace, nowhere to run. However for the few souls who possess the fortitude to brave the hell that comes with this structure… paradise awaits.
( We see several clips of individuals victorious in the No Way Out match. )
“Cherish voiceover: JAMIE O’HARA AND XAVIER WILLIAMS… HAVE WON THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS ON A SHOWDOWN EXCLUSIVE PAY-PER-VIEW!!!”
“Drake Jaeger voice over: THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! THE TRIUMVIRATE DID IT!!!!”
“Andy Dominguez voiceover: WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!”
“Masters voiceover: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!! DEDEDE IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!”
Narrator: The road to Pain for Pride comes to a deadly detour.
( A few more shots are shown of individuals bloody, in agony, crawling on the floor or using the bars of the NWO cell to will their way up to a vertical base. )
Narrator: Only the elite will find the promised land, for the others there will be No Way Out.
( Dramatic music comes to an end, and the video package fades to black… )
( Ominous music begins to play as the No Way Out structure slowly descends from the rafters, evoking a major response from the Saitama Super Arena. While the outer NWO prison cell remains elevated from the floor, the four prison cells are lowered completely to the ground to allow the competitors to enter it. We also get a view of the naked ringside floors, where the mats are removed to expose the concrete underneath, as well as a view of the turnbuckles which have the turnbuckle pads removed to completely expose the steel. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: This next match is scheduled for one fall… and is a 6 MAN NOOOOO WAYYYYY OUT MATCH!!!!! The contest will begin with two individuals in the ring while the remaining four are suspended in their respective prison cells, with each remaining contested released at five minute intervals. Once every competitor is officially in the match, the match can only end by PIN-FALL and SUBMISSION, and the winner will go on to compete for the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!!
( “Ambitionz as a Ridah” by 2Pac plays, and the arena erupts in a massive chorus of cheers as TLA is in the passenger seat of his lowrider, being drove out to the ring by a Chauffeur. TLA kicks his feet up with the REVOLT! Welterweight Championship around his waist. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Tlaxcala, Mexico weighing in tonight at 210 POUNDS… HE IS THE REVOLT! WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOONNN… TTTTTTTTT!!!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Deadprez: TLA’s probably used to being behind bars anyhow, he’s an outright thug Pierre, a real hooligan, but you know what? He’s my favorite to win this whole thing! He has experience in the big matches, he has the hunger and dedication to go the distance, and as insidious as this deathtrap of a match is TLA isn’t gonna be starstruck like some of these other guys!
( TLA feels on the metal bars of the prison cell before stepping inside of it, Welterweight title still around his waist and all. )
Pierre: Be that as it may Deadprez, I don’t think I’ve ever seen TLA look this concerned before a big match. That speaks volumes to this kind of structure.
( “The Charming Man” by The Smiths plays as Charlie Marr makes a humble and modest entrance, waving to the crowd. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: HIS OPPONENTS! First, from Tower Hamlets, England weighing in tonight at 240 POUNDS, CHARRLIEEEEEEE MARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Pierre: It’s a new attitude for Charlie Marr lately, who says he’s been able to humble himself in his time here on Showdown and more importantly learn how to look at the wider scope of things. Humility, however, is not enough to survive a hellacious environment like the No Way Out match, but it can certainly come a long way in keeping your composure. If you’re too ‘in your head’ you won’t get out of this thing alive! Ask Nick Angel!
( “What A Shame – Too Close To Touch” plays and Daryl Kinkade makes his entrance, stepping through the curtain and beholding not only the massive crowd but the NWO structure as well. He slaps hands with the audience on his way to the ring. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Next up, from London, England weighing in tonight at 215 POUNDS… DARRRYLLLLLLL KINKAAAAAAAAADEE!!!!
Deadprez: Daryl Kinkade has all of the tools to be extremely successful here in the Land of Elite Pierre. He’s got the speed, the strength, the look, the ability to network and get himself noticed by the likes of the EAW Champion Rex McAllister – and he’s got a lot of balls! This isn’t a guy who’s afraid to go out and get it! But having a lot of balls isn’t enough to get by in an environment as stone cold and dog eat dog as the No Way Out match – ask Nick Angel!
( Daryl Kinkade passes by Charlie Marr and the two nod at each other before Kinkade turns the corner and steps into his own prison cell. )
( “The Sky Is A Neighborhood” by Foo Fighters plays as Devan Dubian walks out slowly, scanning the NWO structure up and down. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Leicester, England, weighing in tonight at 230 POUNNNDS… DEVAAAAAAAAAANNN DUUUUBIAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!
Pierre: Here’s a man who’s walking into this match with by far the biggest advantage of anybody else in this contest. Dubian knows what it’s like to compete in a NWO match – in fact he competed in the inaugural No Way Out match FIVE YEARS AGO at Territorial Invasion 2013 in a match contested for the World Heavyweight Championship! Dub has accomplished a lot since then – he’s won World Championships, won the Grand Rampage, headlined Pain for Pride on numerous occasions and become a Hall of Famer.
Deadprez: But you could argue Dub’s experience could hinder him mentally too Pierre, the other guys in this are coming in naive and blindfolded, but if you know how much a match like this hurts you probably aren’t going to go out and get it as much as the others.
( Dub steps into his prison cell, and as his music dies down we hear a loud sound which is the electronic locking of each of the four prison cells. )
Pierre: Just two remaining!
( “Only One Way” by Code Orange plays, and Lucian Black walks out with an INTENSE look on his face, even with the NWO structure in his sights. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Peoria, Illinois weighing in at 217 POUNDS…. LLLUUUCIAAAAAAAANN BLAAACCCKKKK!!!!!
Pierre: Lucian Black returns to his first Marquee match since House of Glass 2016, which was also the last time he held the coveted World Heavyweight Championship! I bring up the title loss because that is what’s driving Lucian to return to Pain for Pride more than anything! He feels like he’s been cheated, on top of blacklisted and cast aside! This is somebody who knows what it’s like to perform in major matches, he’s been in near-cataclysmic situations and made it out the other end as the victor! Will we see the same Lucian Black here tonight?
( “Smells Like Teen Spirit” plays, and the arena erupts into a frenzy of cheers as Diamond Cage walks out to the stage, dressed in his signature ring attire but AMPED and ready to fight. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: AND FROM EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS…. DIAMOOOOOOOND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: The whackjob, the lunatic, the psycho, the sick perverted mother-effer who doesn’t give a damn about what you think of him in the ring or outside the ring! This match was practically made for a guy like this, but if he thinks this is going to be like any of the other hostile environments such as War Games, Elimination Chamber and Cage of Death, he’s damned wrong! This is the most dangerous environment of Diamond Cage’s entire career, and if he doesn’t know this coming into this match he’ll learn the hard way DURING the match.
( Diamond Cage is in the ring, exchanging explicit words with Lucian Black before climbing the turnbuckle and raising both fists to the sea of fans in the arena. )
( After a bit of taunting, Cage and Lucian have a staredown … and the two look around as the No Way Out structure is lowered to the ground. The four miniature cells outside the ring in the four corners of the structure are elevated above ground. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: WE’RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO CHALLENGES REX MCALLISTER OR CAMERON ELLA AVA FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! Lucian and Cage immediately rush into a ferocious grapple, not even taking the time to feel things out, just locking horns like two pissed off bulls – and the two end up spelling through the ropes and landing at ringside on their feet, and still grappling! Lucian manages to dip down and drive Cage spine first into the prison bars that make up the NWO structure, and deliver a BIG TIME SHOULDER THRUST! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! NOW HE BASHES CAGE’S FACE INTO THE APRON! AND IS GOING FOR A SCOOP SLAM TO SEND CAGE DOWN ONTO THE UNFORGIVING CONCRETE FLOOR!
Pierre: Cage manages to slip off Lucian’s shoulder, rushes up to the apron and is ATTEMPTING A BIG TIME PENALTY KICK PERHAPS! Lucian ducks out of the way, and from behind attempts to grab the boot, OH A BIG MULE KICK TO THE FACE BY CAGE! Lucian stumbles away looking a bit rattled and CAGE RUNS ACROSS THE APRON JUST TO DELIVER A SUICIDE DIVE, SENDING LUCIAN CRASHING INTO THE CORNER OF THE NWO MATCH, SMACKING AGAINST THOSE METAL BARS! The fans in the front row know better than anybody how hard he just hit the walls of this structure, and Cage after doing his best to land safely as possible takes Lucian and brings around the corner … plenty of space outside the ring here inside the NWO structure, it rivals the Hell in a Cell in size and SURPASSES IT IN DANGER, AS DIAMOND CAGE GOES FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!!!
Deadprez: Lucian lands on his feet behind Cage at the last second! Now he’s got a full nelson, perhaps looking for the full nelson facebuster or some kind of slam? No Cage wrestles his arms out of the full nelson using all of the strength he’s got, and is going for a GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR! NO LUCIAN COUNTERS WITH A STANDING SWITCH, GERMAN FROM LUCIAN? CAGE CLIPS THE LEG WITH HIS OWN LEG TO STOP THE SUPEX – AND DELIVERS A SERIES OF ELBOW SHOTS TO THE RIBS! Those rib crushing shots break Lucian’s rear waistlock, and Cage turns around to grab Lucian by the head and SEND HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE NWO PRISON BARS!!! THAT WAS ENOUGH TO DEFORM HIS FACIAL FEATURES, OH CAGE FROM BEHIND CAPITALIZES WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!
Pierre: LUCIAN BLACK HITS THE FLOOR WITH AN UNMERCIFUL THUD, AFTER AN UNCOUTH ATTACK FROM MR. EXPLICIT CONTENT!
Deadprez: And Cage sends him back into the ring before doing what he does better than anybody else in EAW, and that’s dig underneath the ring! And he’s pulling the toys out, sending a bag of thumbtacks into the ring, and tossing one kendo stick into the ring before sliding under the roles to reacquaint himself with his opponent. Cage has got that kendo now, and Lucian Black certainly is not doing okay after being suplexed into the concrete floor, but he’s back up and is ABOUT TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE KENDO STICK SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD!!! SIDE STEP BY LUCIAN HAS HIM NARROWLY AVOIDING THE KENDO STICK SHOT, AND A CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE KICKS THE KENDO STICK OUT OF DC’S HANDS! BALLISTIC PUNCHING COMBINATION FROM CAGE ROCKS LUCIAN, WITH A WILD SET OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS LIGHTING UP HIS OPPONENT – BUT LUCIAN DUCKS THE HAYMAKER ATTEMPT! AND A DROPKICK FROM BEHIND SENDS CAGE FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Pierre: Cage manages to somehow save himself from hitting the exposed metal turnbuckles full force, and LUCIAN COMES AFTER CAGE WITH A CORNER SPLASH! NOBODY HOME, CAGE RUSHES OUT OF THE WAY! BUT LUCIAN CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE MIDDLE ROPE INSTEAD OF SPLASHING INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL! Lucian drops his feet down to the mat, looking a bit perturbed after the near-collision, and CAGE THROTTLES HIM WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! Cage attempts to deliver a bulldog out of the corner, but Lucian CUTS HIM OFF WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! NO CAGE HOLDS HIS GROUND AND SNAPMARES LUCIAN TO A SEATED POSITION, RUNS THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A PENALTY KICK!!! OHHHHH LUCIAN WITH THE SPEED AND REFLEXES OF A CAT, SWIPES THE KENDO STICK FROM THE MAT AND SWATS THE ONCOMING LEG OF DIAMOND CAGE TO CUT HIM OFF!
Deadprez: What a timely move for Lucian! He was just a second away from getting his face kicked off! AND LUCIAN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A FULL FORCE KENDO STICK SWING INTO THE MIDSECTION! THAT BRINGS CAGE DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AND IT BRINGS LUCIAN IN CONTROL FOR THE TIME BEING!
( Lucian Black looks down with a smile on his face, watching Cage hold his ribs before setting the kendo stick between his arms in a precarious way. )
Pierre: LUCIAN BLACK DELIVERS A KENDO STICK-ASSISTED BUTTERFLY SUPLEX, SENDING CAGE HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET A NEW ADDITION TO THIS MATCH UP, AS THE TIMER CAN BE SEEN COUNTING DOWN!
( Timer: 5…. 4….. 3…… 2….. 1…. BUZZ!!!! )
( The lights dim for a brief moment and a sole red spotlight shines on Daryl Kinkade’s cell, before it slowly lowers to the ground. Once it hits the ground, we can hear the sound of the cell unlocking and Daryl Kinkade slowly steps out of his confinement. )
Deadprez: And it’ll be Daryl Kinkade who breaks the proverbial ice, but Lucian seems to be warning Kinkade with a point of the kendo stick not to get himself involved just yet, as LUCIAN WHACKS THE KENDO STICK OVER THE BACK OF DIAMOND CAGE ONE MORE TIME!!! Now he’s got Cage hooked up again with that Kendo like he did before, and HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX, BUT THIS TIME INTO THE EXPOSED METAL TURNBUCKLES!!!
Pierre: Cage is fighting out of it with all he’s got, he’s refusing to be taken over…. OH MY GOD!!! CAGE USES HIS ARMS TO SNAP THE KENDO STICK THAT HE’S BEING HOOKED BY IN HALF!!! AND HE DELIVERS A BACK BODY DROP TO SEND LUCIAN FLYING UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE! NOW CAGE CHARGES AT KINKADE ON THE APRON, AND KNOCKS HIM OFF WITH A RIGHT HAND! CAGE CHARGES BACK AT A RECOVERING LUCIAN, AND TAKES HIM OVER THE ROPES WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Lucian Black hits the concrete floor in a rough way, in particular holding his elbow that seems to have bounced off of the concrete and taken a huge chunk of skin with it! Lucian hops up to his feet holding his skinned forearm, and CAGE GOES CRASHING RIGHT INTO HIM WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! OH NOBODY HOME, DARYL KINKADE YANKED LUCIAN OUT OF THE WAY AS PAYBACK FOR THAT UNWARRANTED SHOT! CAGE GOES FLYING AND SMACKS INTO THOSE BARS LIKE A BIRD SMACKING INTO A WINDOW, AND HE WIPES OUT!
Deadprez: Too much sauce behind that suicide dive Pierre! But Kinkade didn’t save Lucian out of the kindness of his heart, and that’s evident as he’s DRIVING LUCIAN’S FACE INTO THE NWO PRISON BARS, AND HITS A SCOOP SLAM RIGHT INTO THE RIBS OF A LAID OUT DIAMOND CAGE! Kinkade makes good of his advantage, recovering quickly after potentially having his legs cut out from underneath him and now he’s bringing Diamond Cage up from the concrete floor to roll him back in the ring. Now Kinkade appears to be doing the same for Lucian, what’s he thinking?
Pierre: Kinkade is headed back in the ring himself after taking a second to soak in the environment… and he’s got Cage hooked, is backing up towards the ever-so-dangerous exposed turnbuckles in the corner, and DELIVERS AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! CAGE CRYING OUT IN PAIN AFTER HIS SPINE GETS RATTLED FOLLOWING A NASTY SLAM INTO THE CORNER! Kinkade rushes over to Lucian to hit a running boot to the face just as he’s on the path of recovery, and he grabs Lucian by the wrist to pull him back up to a vertical base… and IS LOOKING FOR A HARD IRISH WHIP INTO ANOTHER EXPOSED CORNER!!!! NO LUCIAN MANAGES TO JUMP OVER THE CORNER AND LAND ON THE APRON SAFELY! Kinkade rushes after him, Lucian with a baseball slide between the legs into a pinning roll up, but pinfall does not apply in this match just yet! Kinkade rolls out of the pin, attempts a WILD KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Lucian dodges with a combat roll and attempts to follow up with a JUMPING SPINNING CALF KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Kinkade ducks the wild kick, and delivers a NASTY REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE! LUCIAN PUTS UP HIS BAD ARM TO BLOCK IT, AND BLOOD GOES FLYING OUT OF THAT SKINNED FOREARM DOWN TO THE MAT! AND KINKADE NAILS A V-TRIGGER TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND TAKES LUCIAN DOWN!!!
Deadprez: Ugh lord I’m glad I retired before a match like this could be invented, already we’re starting to feel the effects of this death trap! Daryl Kinkade has switched his attention over to Diamond Cage, and is trading fists with Cage… I use that word “trading” loosely, he’s definitely dominating here, hammering down closed fist shots, however Cage is fighting back with a few right hand blows to the midsection! Cage manages to straighten up, but Kinkade takes him off his feet with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! He bounces off the nearest ropes, coming back with a precise fist drop to the face! That’s got Cage rolling out of the ring holding his face, and Kinkade comes right after him shooting his legs under the bottom rope with a BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Cage catches the boots however and drags Kinkade out of the ring with him, and delivers a headbutt! Kinkade reeling, he goes for a kick to the midsection in retaliation, but Cage catches the boot and delivers a couple right hands, before Kinkade resounds with a REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE USING THAT LEG CAGE PREVIOUSLY HAD IN HIS HANDS! THAT KNOCKS CAGE FOR A LOOP TOWARDS THE APRON….. BUT CAGE MANAGES TO TIGER FEINT SPIN HIMSELF THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPES ON THE APRON AND HIT A SUPER UNIQUE VERSION OF THE REBOUND LARIAT!!!! THAT TURNS KINKADE INSIDE OUT, AND THE AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN OOH’S AND AAH’S WITH THAT CLOBBERING BLOW!
Pierre: Kinkade hit the concrete floor hard, which may have done as much damage as the actual connecting of the lariat itself! HERE COMES LUCIAN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! CAGE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A DISCUS SLAP!!! HE SLAPPED THE BICUSPIDS OUT OF LUCIAN’S MOUTH, AND HAS HIM COMPLETELY CAUGHT IN HIS TRACKS HANGING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Diamond Cage follows up with a STUN GUN planting Lucian’s face into the middle rope and sending him rolling away towards the center of the ring. Now Cage climbs back up on the apron as the next timer begins to start and the next entrant is soon to be announced.
( Timer: 5…. 4…. 3….. 2…. 1…. BUZZ!!!! )
( Diamond Cage delivers a missile dropkick on Lucian Black. )
( The lights dim for a brief moment and a sole red spotlight shines on Charlie Marr’s cell, before it slowly lowers to the ground. Once it hits the ground, we can hear the sound of the cell unlocking and Charlie Marr slowly steps out of his confinement. )
Deadprez: And next up is the rookie out of Tower Hamlets, London in the United Kingdom, Charlie Marr! Marr climbs up the apron and enters the ring to challenge Cage, BUT CAGE SPRINTS OVER AT MARR CAUSING MARR TO SECOND GUESS AND STEP BACK THROUGH THE ROPES! Too late, Cage snapmares Marr back into the ring and Marr goes scrambling back up only to take an onslaught of knife edge chops to the chest from a very game Diamond Cage! Marr absorbs his 4th chest chop! 5th! 6th! 7th! 8th! My goodness now an elbow, and a rib crushing left blow! Right forearm shot sends Marr into the corner, and Marr responds with a BIG BOOT to the face! Charlie Marr perches himself up to a seated position on the top rope while Cage holds his jaw, and he turns back to Marr just to be TAKEN OUT WITH A DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! DEATH OR GLORY!!!
Pierre: Here comes Lucian, rushing over to Marr to deliver a running forearm smash to the face! Marr’s sent backpedaling into the ropes, and Lucian follows up with a BIG TIME ENZUIGIRI!!! He flows into that move so nicely, and Marr is taken down to a knee because of it. Lucian see’s it fit to pull Marr in and PERHAPS HOIST HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS, MAYBE LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB HERE???? AND LUCIAN BLACK SEEMS TO BE ATTEMPTING A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB INTO THE EXPOSED METAL TURNBUCKLES!!!! THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BREAK MARR’S BACK!!!! BUT NO, DARYL KINKADE DRAGS MARR OFF OF LUCIAN’S SHOULDERS, ALLOWING MARR TO LAND BEHIND LUCIAN SAFELY! Not sure what that’s all about from Kinkade, you’d figure strategy-wise he’d want to allow Marr to be taken out, but Lucian isn’t going to ponder over it as much as I do! LUCIAN WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK TAKES KINKADE DOWN! Lucian goes right back over to Marr, but Marr hooks the waistline of his tights and YANKS LUCIAN INTO THE CORNER! Lucian hits the corner pretty hard, he looks to be stunned! Marr heads over to follow through, delivering a series of blows – but now Lucian hits a kick to the midsection! Another stomp to the midsection! Now a spin-kick to the gut to follow up, and he pulls in a doubled over Charlie Marr LOOKING FOR THE REVERSE STO INTO THE EXPOSED CORNER!!!!
Deadprez: AND AGAIN DARYL KINKADE DRAGS CHARLIE MARR AWAY FROM LUCIAN.
( Lucian does a stare down with Charlie Marr and Daryl Kinkade. )
Deadprez: Uh oh.
Pierre: I think Lucian’s realizing just like the rest of us are that a bit of an alliance has been formed! Lucian rushes at Marr for a right hand, but Kinkade begins the double team AND BOTH CHARLIE MARR AND DARYL KINKADE ARE WORKING TOGETHER, PUMMELING LUCIAN BACK AND FORTH WITH BLOWS TO ANY OPEN AREA THEY CAN FIND! PERHAPS PREZ THIS WAS WHAT DARYL KINKADE HAD TO DISCUSS WITH MARR LAST WEEK ON SHOWDOWN, THESE TWO YOUNG ELITISTS FROM LONDON ARE WORKING IN A TANDEM! THEY’VE BOTH CUT LUCIAN DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND ARE BEATING DOWN ON HIM WITH PUNCHES OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Kinkade directing traffic, and he and Marr take Lucian over to a corner, OH DEAR GOD A DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX DRIVING LUCIAN INTO THE EXPOSED CORNER!!!
( Lucian rolls around holding his back, cursing and yelling in pain. )
Deadprez: Thank God for them AWF royalties! You ain’t gonna catch me in a match like this ever, no way!
Pierre: I don’t think anybody envies Lucian Black right now, BUT DIAMOND CAGE MAY BE JOINING HIM, AS HE POUNCES ON BOTH KINKADE AND MARR AND SWINGING WILDLY ON BOTH OF THEM! AND THIS IS SMART, CAGE MANAGES TO TUMBLE THROUGH THE ROPES WITH MARR AND TAKE HIM OVER TO THE STEEL STEPS TO BOUNCE HIS HEAD OFF THOSE STEPS!!! NO – Marr stops the impact just in the nick of time, and he shoots back an elbow that hits Cage directly in his nose! Now he follows up with a right hand, which volleys Cage over to a right hand from Kinkade! Cage volleyed back to Marr, who hits a BRUTAL UPPERCUT! That sends Cage stumbling into Kinkade, who sweeps Cage off of his feet and ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! That definitely doesn’t feel the same as a usual double leg takedown, and KINKADE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SLINGSHOT INTO ONE OF THE EMPTY PRISON CELLS!!!!!!
Deadprez: CAGE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF WITH ONE ARM AND LAND PROPERLY ON HIS FEET WITHOUT HITTING THE CELL HEADON! NOW CAGE POUNCES ONTO KINKADE FROM BEHIND FOR THE COQUINA CLUTCH!!!!!!!! KINKADE DID NOT EXPECT THAT ONE BIT, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW TO EXPECT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN A MATCH LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY AGAINST A LUNATIC LIKE THAT!!!! CHARLIE MARR IS COMING TO KINKADE’S RESCUE, ATTEMPTING TO PRY CAGE OFF OF KINKADE WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE’S GOT! CAGE IS REARING BACK WITH EVERYTHING, SCREAMING “TAPOUT YOU SON OF A BITCH” AS IF THAT’LL WIN HIM THE MATCH, BUT THIS IS LIKE A RELEASE FOR CAGE I GUESS, THIS IS HIM MAKING KINKADE SUFFER!
Pierre: MARR FINALLY MANAGES TO RIP CAGE AWAY FROM KINKADE! NOW CHARLIE MARR PULLS CAGE UP TO HIS FEET AND BOUNCES HIS HEAD OFF OF THE NWO PRISON BARS! BUT THE SADISTIC CAGE IS UNAFFECTED! HE HEADBUTTS MARR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!?! NOW CAGE TAKES MARR BY THE HEAD AND RUNS ACROSS RINGSIDE TO DRIVE HIM FULL FORCE INTO THE STEEL RING STAIRS!!!! THAT SOUND OF MARR’S BODY CRASHING INTO THE STEPS WAS LOUDER THAN A CAR CRASH!!!
Deadprez: Diamond Cage isn’t finished either, he pulls Marr up and back into the ring before following him in … and CAGE HAS HIS EYES SET ON THAT BURLAP BAG IN THE RING. CAGE WALKS OVER TO IT LIKE A MAN POSSESSED, AND DUMPS OUT THE CONTENTS!!!!! THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY, THEY ARE SPILLING OUT ONTO THE CANVAS, AND CAGE LOOKS BACK AT MARR LIKE HE WANTS BLOOD!
( Timer: 5…. 4…. 3….. 2…. 1…. BUZZ!!!! )
( The lights dim for a brief moment and a sole red spotlight shines on Devan Dubian’s cell, before it slowly lowers to the ground. Once it hits the ground, we can hear the sound of the cell unlocking, and Devan Dubian stays right where he is, not even moving a muscle. )
Pierre: IT’S DEVAN DUBIAN!
Deadprez: I DON’T THINK DUB WANTS ANY PART OF THIS MATCH UP! The cell door is unlocked but Cage shoots a look at Dub, almost DARING him to step in this match if he wants to! Meanwhile Kinkade steps into the ring as Cage has Marr in his grasp, and Cage tosses Marr away to FLATTEN Kinkade with a haymaker! He hovers over Kinkade and delivers a series of punches, with Kinkade barely able to protect himself from them! Now Diamond Cage pulls Kinkade up and takes him over to that bushel of thumbtacks….. AND CAGE HAS DARYL KINKADE HOISTED!!!!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER INTO THE PILE OF THUMBTACKS IN THE RING!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pierre: CHARLIE MARR WITH A FULL FORCE SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE, CLIPPING THE LEG!!!! MARR COULD HAVE TORN A TENDON, CAGE IS CLUTCHING AT THAT LEFT LEG SCREAMING, AND MARR PULLS CAGE BACK UP … HOLY HELL, HE’S HOISTED CAGE ABOVE HIS HEAD FOR A MILITARY PRESS, AND HE TOSSES CAGE OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE PRISON BARS!!!! DIAMOND CAGE’S BODY BOUNCES OFF THE WALLS OF THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE, AND HE WIPES OUT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
( Devan Dubian steps into the ring with a casual smile on his face, and approaches Charlie Marr and Daryl Kinkade. )
Deadprez: It looks like Dub is introducing himself to Marr and Kinkade!
( Dubian points over to Lucian Black, who’s seated in the corner holding his limp right shoulder, barely looking able to compete. )
Deadprez: Dub is attempting to fraternize with the tandem of Marr and Kinkade, and it looks like he’s offering a “UK Coalition!” Dub trying to goad the two rookie Elitists into his good graces to avoid a good ass whooping, and he’s sticking out his hand to seal the deal with a handshake! Lord knows Pierre if that was me in that ring, I’d be trying to do the exact same thing!
( Kinkade and Marr exchange looks, and they both shake hands with Devan Dubian. )
Pierre: I’LL BE DAMNED, THE WILY VETERAN DEVAN DUBIAN SHAKES HANDS WITH CHARLIE MARR AND DARYL KINKADE! THE THREE FELLOW COUNTRYMEN FROM THE UK APPEAR TO BE IN EACH OTHER’S GOOD GRACES, AND THIS HAS CERTAINLY PROVIDED A NEW COMPLEXION TO THIS NO WAY OUT MATCH!
( Charlie Marr and Daryl Kinkade stand on each side of Devan Dubian, raising both of his arms. )
Deadprez: MARR WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! KINKADE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! MARR AND KINKADE WITH SIMULTANEOUS BOOTS TO EACH SIDE OF DUBIAN’S HEAD!!!!
( TLA can be seen laughing from inside his prison cell. )
Deadprez: AND DARYL KINKADE DELIVERS THE APTLY NAMED FINISHER, “BEAUTIFUL LIE”, PLANTING DEVAN DUBIAN SPINE FIRST INTO THE STACK OF THUMBTACKS WITH THE CROSS LEGGED FISHERMANS BUSTER!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN SITS UP SCREAMING AND HOWLING IN PAIN! AND LOOK AT THAT CLOSE UP, DOZENS UPON DOZENS – IF NOT HUNDREDS OF THUMBTACKS ARE PLANTED FIRMLY INTO DUBIAN’S BACK!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
Pierre: Devan Dubian makes perhaps the wisest move of this match so far and rolls out of the ring! HERE COMES LUCIAN BLACK WITH A PERSONALIZED STEEL CHAIR! HE DRILLS THE CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO THE RIBS OF KINKADE! LUCIAN DUCKS AN ONCOMING LARIAT FROM CHARLIE MARR, AND BLASTS HIM OVER THE SPINE WITH A THUNDEROUS CHAIR SHOT!!!! LUCIAN TOSSES THE CHAIR AT KINKADE NOW, AND AS KINKADE CATCHES THE CHAIR ON INSTINCT LUCIAN SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SPRINGBOARD WINNING WHEEL KICK!!!!! NO! DARYL KINKADE SIDE-STEPS IT HOWEVER, AND HE SWINGS DOWN THAT CHAIR LIKE A GAUNTLET WITH A MASSIVE CHAIR SHOT INTO THE ARMS OF LUCIAN BLACK! Daryl Kinkade spots Diamond Cage attempting to pull himself back into the ring, and KINKADE CHARGES OVER AT CAGE WITH A THUNDEROUS HEAD SHOT WITH THE CHAIR, BLASTING HIM OVER THE TEMPLES WITH A WICKED SHOT AND BRINGING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR! I’m in disbelief at what I’m seeing here from Kinkade, he and Marr have adapted to the extreme environment so incredibly well, they’ve somehow managed to make this environment their own here at the Saitama Super Arena!
Deadprez: Daryl Kinkade has a hook of both of Lucian Black’s legs… and he’s dragging him strategically near the ropes, LOOKING TO DELIVER A SLINGSHOT!!! AND CHARLIE MARR DELIVERS A SLINGSHOT OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE ON LUCIAN BLACK, BUT LUCIAN BLACK TRANSITIONS INTO THE OVER-THE-ROPES TOPE CON HILO TO TAKE DOWN BOTH DIAMOND CAGE AND DEVAN DUBIAN!!!! INCREDIBLE QUICK THINKING FROM LUCIAN, AND NOW HE SPRINTS BACK INTO THE RING… BICYCLE KICK FROM KINKADE!!! No Lucian baseball slides underneath it, rushes up for a counter strike, but Marr hooks Lucian from behind for a full nelson! BUT LUCIAN BLACK MANAGES TO DIP HIS OWN WEIGHT AND MOMENTUM, AND FLING MARR INTO THE CORNER! OH DEAR GOD, MARR BOUNCES HEAD FIRST OFF OF THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, AND DROPS TO MAT WITH A GLAZED OVER LOOK IN HIS EYE! I know a concussion when I see one, and this young man is CONCUSSED! Daryl Kinkade charges back over at Lucian for a running clothesline, Lucian however COUNTERS WITH A YAKUZA KICK INTO THE ARM! Now he rebounds off the ropes, DOES A ROLLING THUNDER BACK OVER TO KINKADE, AND DELIVERS A ROLLING THUNDER INTO A BLOCKBUSTER FRONT-FLIP NECKBREAKER ON KINKADE!!!! OVERTURE OF THE END!!!
( The lights dim for a brief moment and a sole red spotlight shines on TLA’s cell, before it slowly lowers to the ground. Once it hits the ground, we can hear the sound of the cell unlocking, and an excited TLA runs out of his cell and jumps into the ring. )
Pierre: AND THE FINAL ENTRANT OF THIS NO WAY OUT MATCH RUSHES INTO BATTLE AND BOY DOES TLA LOOK HAPPY TO BE IN THE FOLD! Devan Dubian and Diamond Cage both find a way back into the ring, and TLA meets Devan Dubian in the ring and delivers some INCREDIBLY QUICK COMBOS! FOREARMS, INTO THE SHOOT KICKS, AND A ROLLING BACK HAND! NOW HE DELIVERS A BULLDOG ON DUBIAN, WHILE HITTING A DROPKICK ON DIAMOND CAGE AT THE SAME TIME! TLA rushes over to Lucian Black and delivers a BEAUTIFUL ARMDRAG! Lucian’s back up, TLA snatches the wrist and hits an EVEN NICER ROPE-ASSISTED ARMDRAG!!! Lucian Black rolls out of the ring and drops to all fours right by Daryl Kinkade, who is recovering at ringside. TLA SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING, SHOOTS HIS LEGS THROUGH THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A DIVING MISSILE HURRICANRANA, SENDING KINKADE BOUNCING OFF THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! And TLA rushes up the nearest turnbuckle from ringside, making sure he’s perched all the way up to the top with a recovering Diamond Cage in sights, BUT IN COMES DEVAN DUBIAN! AND CHARLIE MARR! Dub and Marr are both climbing up the turnbuckle, and TLA is attempting to ward both of them off with a series of right hands!
Deadprez: Marr and Dub are delivering some pretty punishing shots to the torso, and we are now in the part of the match where inches mean EVERYTHING! It is one fall to the finish, which of these six men are going to the main event of Pain for Pride?!
Pierre: WELL TLA MAY NOT BE IN THE CONVERSATION AFTER THIS, BECAUSE DUBIAN AND CHARLIE MARR ARE READY TO DELIVER THE DOUBLE SUPERPLEX!!!! BUT HOLD THAT THOUGHT, TLA RAKES THE EYE OF DUB, AND CLUBS SOME BLOWS INTO THE TORSO OF MARR! NOW TLA HITS A HEADBUTT INTO MARR, WHICH KNOCKS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS HIM LANDING IN THE RING! Marr is definitely not in the position to take too many blows to the head, especially after hitting the exposed turnbuckle head on! That’s a blow that normally knocks people out! Meanwhile TLA and Dub are trading furious punches, but TLA MANAGES TO ADJUST HIMSELF FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE OVER TO A TIGHT ROPED POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE….. SPANISH FLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY HELL!!!!!! SPANISH FLY ON DUBIAN, SENDING BOTH MEN CRASHING INTO DARYL KINKADE AND LUCIAN BLACK!!!! ALL FOUR MEN GO TUMBLING DOWN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!
Deadprez: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! LET’S SEE THAT AGAIN!!!!
( We get a replay, showing Lucian Black and Daryl Kinkade trading fists at ringside before being taken down to the concrete floor by the bodies of TLA and Devan Dubian. )
Pierre: All four men just wiped out! AND LOOK AT DIAMOND CAGE, LOOK AT WHAT HE’S PULLED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING, HE’S GOT A BARBED WIRE COVERED TABLE!!!! A TABLE WITH BARBED WIRE STAPLED ALL OVER IT’S SURFACE! CAGE SETTING UP THE TABLE AT RINGSIDE, MUCH TO THE EXCITEMENT OF THE FANS HERE IN SAITAMA! Cage enters the ring and sees Charlie Marr leaning on the ropes, and CAGE TAKES MARR OUT OF THE RING TO LAND AT RINGSIDE WITH LUCIAN AND KINKADE! TLA and Dub meanwhile are at another side of the ring exchanging blows, with TLA getting the upper hand and hitting a PELE KICK which knocks Dub for a loop! Now TLA bashes Dub head first into the NWO prison bars, delivers a knee to the abdomen, and PULLS HIM IN… PERHAPS LOOKING FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!!!!!! OH NO, DUB COUNTERS WITH A MASSIVE BACK BODY DROP, SENDING TLA FLYING INTO THE AIR AND HITTING THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A SICK THUD!
Deadprez: MEANWHILE DIAMOND CAGE HAS A STEEL CHAIR UNDER HIS ARM, AND GET THIS, HAS JUMPED FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE TOP OF ONE OF THE PRISON CELLS AT RINGSIDE! AND CAGE IS STANDING HIGH ABOVE RINGSIDE, LOOKING DOWN AT MARR, KINKADE AND LUCIAN…… TUCKS THE STEEL CHAIR UNDER THE ARM, AND GOES FOR THE WINGS OF HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Pierre: CAGE HITS NOTHING!!!!!!! OH JESUS CHRIST, DIAMOND CAGE’S BODY BOUNCES OFF OF THE CONCRETE FLOOR, AS ALL THREE MEN GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE JUST IN TIME!!!!
Deadprez: SON OF A BITCH CAGE, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!?!
Pierre: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HELL OF A MOVE IF IT CONNECTED, BUT INSTEAD IT MAY HAVE JUST COST CAGE EVERYTHING! Marr and Kinkade are still definitely in no condition to begin fighting, but they’re dragging themselves back into the ring, AND KINKADE IS HIT WITH THE BLEEDING EDGE!!!!!!! JUMPING CUTTER FROM DEVAN DUBIAN!!!! CHARLIE MARR RUSHES AT DUB, ANOTHER BLEEDING EDGE!!!! LUCIAN BLACK IS ON THE APRON, AND DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!!!!! INTO THE BLEEDING EDGE, FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!! DUB CAUGHT LUCIAN IN MID AIR!!!!!! AND DEVAN DUBIAN WITH THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: TLA DRAGS DUBIAN OFF OF HIS OPPONENT BY THE LEG AT THE LAST SECOND!!! TLA WITH THE LAST GASP SAVE OF THIS MATCH, BUT IT MAY COST HIM IN THE LONG RUN! DUB ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND PLANTS TLA INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THE BLEEDING EDGE!!!!! NO MOTHER OF GOD NO, AT THAT LAST SECOND TLA COUNTERS THE BLEEDING EDGE INTO THE CROSSED PATHS!!!! CROSS ARMBREAKER AT RINGSIDE, WHAT A GENIUS, BRILLIANT COUNTER! TLA WARPED HIS BODY IN MID AIR AND HAS DUB COMPLETELY AT HIS MERCY, AND TLA IS SHOWING NO MERCY PIERRE, HE’S REARING BACK ON THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS! AND DEVAN DUBIAN TAPS OUT!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN TAPS OUT!!!!
Pierre: BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING BECAUSE IT’S NOT IN THE RING PREZ! THIS CONTEST CAN ONLY BE FINISHED IN THE RING, AND DUB CAN TAP OUT AS MUCH AS HE WANTS, BUT TLA HAS ZERO OBLIGATION TO RELEASE THE HOLD! DEVAN DUBIAN IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN, BUT TLA REARS THE ARM BACK EVEN MORE, HOPING TO BREAK THE ARM OF DEVAN DUBIAN! FINALLY, after what feels like an eternity, TLA relents the hold! BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD THING PREZ, TLA HAS GOT DUB SCRAPED UP FROM THE COLD CONCRETE FLOOR… MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN’S HEAD SPIKED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR FROM THE FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: THERE IS NO GOD FOR THESE MEN.
Pierre: DEVAN DUBIAN IS LITERALLY CONVULSING, HE COULD BE HAVING A POST-CONCUSSION SEIZURE!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL MATCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!
( We see Diamond Cage sitting in the floor on the other side of ringside, slowly wrapping one of his forearms with a roll of barbed wire that he’s managed to grab from underneath the ring. We see Lucian Black with blood dripping down the side of his face, leaning in the corner against the cold rolled steel exposed turnbuckles. )
Deadprez: TLA IS BACK IN THE RING, AND HE GRABS DARYL KINKADE UP FROM THE MAT, AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!!!! WHAM!!!!!
Pierre: CHARING CROSS!!!!!!! DECAPITATING DISCUS LARIAT FROM CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!! TLA, AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! AND CHARLIE MARR COLLAPSES, LAYING BACK ON TOP OF TLA FOR A DESPERATE COVER AFTER LETTING OFF HIS BEST SHOT!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK WITH THE SWANTON BOMB FROM THE HEAVENS!!! HE CRUSHES BOTH CHARLIE MARR AND TLA WITH THAT LAST DITCH MOVE, TO SAVE THE MATCH!!! LUCIAN IS BACK IN THIS, DAMAGED, BLOODY, WITH HIS BLOOD AND FLESH AND HAIR AND SKIN LEFT ALL OVER THIS ARENA, BUT STILL GOING! LUCIAN HEADS OVER TO DARYL KINKADE, PULLS HIM IN….. AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE!!!! CHRIST IN HEAVEN, KINKADE’S KIDNEYS WERE JUST SLAMMED FULL FORCE INTO UNFORGIVING STEEL! KINKADE IS DOWN TO ALL FOURS! NOBODY ELSE IN THIS MATCH IS EVEN MOVING OTHER THAN LUCIAN BLACK! AND LUCIAN REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!!!!!! DEVIL!!!!!!!! MAY!!!!!!! CARE!!!!!!!!!! —
Pierre: — HE GOT IT!!!!! KINKADE DRILLED FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT, AND LUCIAN COLLAPSES RIGHT OVER HIM!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Before the referee’s hand slaps the mat for the third time, Diamond Cage drags the referee out of the ring – preventing the match from being called. )
Deadprez: HE’S STILL ALIVE?!?!?!
Pierre: LUCIAN HAS NO EARTHLY IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON! FOR ALL HE KNOWS HE’S GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE, BUT HE SITS UP AND LOOKS AROUND FRANTICALLY, SEEING ONLY THREE OF HIS BATTERED AND UNCONSCIOUS OPPONENTS! LUCIAN GETS UP, AND SEES DIAMOND CAGE CLIMBING UP TO THE APRON, AND LUCIAN CHARGES AT CAGE!
Deadprez: LOW BLOW!!!!!!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED FOREARM, DELIVERS A LOW BLOW TO THE GROIN!!!! THE SHARP BARBED WIRE PIERCES LUCIAN BLACK’S NETHER REGIONS, AND LUCIAN LETS OUT A SCREAM IN HORROR!!!! NOW CAGE DRAGS LUCIAN OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND HAMMERS AWAY THAT BARBED WIRE-COVERED FOREARM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER INTO THE FACE AGAIN, BEFORE GOING BEHIND HIM, HOSTING HIM UP WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR………. CAGE’S FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE-WINGED ANGEL, OFF THE APRON, TO THE CONCRETE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!! LUCIAN’S HEAD CRACKED OPEN ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!
Pierre: CAGE SPOTS CHARLIE MARR ATTEMPTING TO DRAG HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING.
Diamond Cage: GET BACK HERE.
Deadprez: CAGE HAMMERS OVER AND OVER CHARLIE MARR’S BRUISED UP HEAD AND BUSTS HIM WIDE OPEN WITH THE BARBED WIRE UNTIL HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!! AND LOOK AT THIS, DEVAN DUBIAN IS CLIMBING UP THE APRON NEARBY, WHICH PROMPTS DIAMOND CAGE TO GO AFTER DUBIAN AND BATTER HIM WITH BARBED WIRE-COVERED FOREARM SHOTS!!! DUB HAS NO HOPE OF DEFENDING HIMSELF, MUCH LESS FINDING ANY OFFENSE OR RETALIATION! NOW CAGE HOISTS HIM UP TO AN ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER POSITION…….. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Pierre: GREETINGS FROM EDMONTON ALBERTA!!!!!!!! ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER RACK DROPPED INTO A POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON, THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE, CRASHING TO THE CEMENT FLOOR!!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS BEEN KILLED!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: DIAMOND CAGE STEPS BACK IN THE RING, AND THE ONLY MAN REMOTELY CONSCIOUS IS CHARLIE MARR, WHO’S ROLLING AROUND SCREAMING ABOUT HIS EYES! I THINK ONE OF HIS EYES WERE CUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE, BECAUSE HE APPEARS TO BE BLEEDING OUT OF ONE OF HIS EYES! JESUS CHRIST DIAMOND CAGE DRAGS HIM BACK UP – BODY COVERED IN BRUISES, BLOOD, CLOTHES TATTERED AND DRENCHED IN SWEAT, BUT CAGE IS A MAN POSSESSED, AND HE IS A MAN WHO IS ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!! CAGE HOISTS MARR UP FROM THE MAT — MURDER!!!!!!! DEATH!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!! WRIST-LOCK TRANSITIONED INTO A SHORT ARM LARIAT WITH THE BARBED WIRE COVERED ARM!!!!!!!! THE COVER!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Smells Like Teen Spirit” hits, and Diamond Cage sits there staring off into space with an evil glare. )
Aaron Fitzpatrick: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DIAMOOOOOOOOOOOONDDDD CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT. I HAVE NO WORDS.
Pierre: THE DIAMOND CAGE THAT TOOK OUT AN ENTIRE RIOT SQUAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, THE DIAMOND CAGE THAT WON THE CAGE OF DEATH, THE DIAMOND CAGE THAT MADE MR. DEDEDE, JAYWALKER AND STARR STAN TAP OUT, THE DIAMOND CAGE THAT SLICED OUT ANOTHER MAN’S EYE, THE DIAMOND CAGE THAT TERRORIZED QUALITY CONTROL, THE DIAMOND CAGE THAT WON THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP …. THAT DIAMOND CAGE HAS RETURNED, AND HE’S GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE!
( Diamond Cage stands up and gets his arm raised by the referee. He yanks his arm away, and licks the blood still dripping from his barbed wire-wrapped forearm. )
Deadprez: This match reminded me why I love wrestling, and also why I will never wrestle again! Whoever gave birth to this guy should be euthanized! This son of a Bitch is a monster! He came back from falling into a concrete floor from a 10, damn near 15 foot height and WON! And he’s going to challenge for the EAW Championship… have mercy on whoever leaves this night as the EAW Champion, because you have a MADMAN on your ass!
( The NWO structure lifts, and Diamond Cage rips off his blood-soaked tank top from his torso, and walks up the ramp without acknowledging the fans. We see every other man in the NWO match recovering – with every man other than TLA needing medical attention. )
Pierre: The NWO match lives up to its infamous reputation yet again. None of these men are ever going to be the same.
(Camera fades elsewhere)
( Camera shows Heart Break Boy walking backstage with an emotionless expression on his face, as he carries a black briefcase and has a baseball cap pulled over his head. Max A. Million rushes up to HBB from behind with a microphone to get his thoughts. )
Max A. Million: HBB! HBB! Can I just get a second?
( HBB doesn’t stop walking, and Max tries to keep up with him. )
Max: HBB, anything you can tell us about what happened earlier with POP?
( HBB doesn’t respond, and walks towards the garage hallway where you can see the daylight from the outside. )
Max: Is there any old tension, anything stemmed over from your previous rivalry? Perhaps from the collapse of Project EGO?
( HBB stops. )
( HBB turns to Max, gives him a quick look, then walks out of the building and into the back seat of a parked taxi cab – driving away from the scene. )
( 10 MINUTE INTERMISSION )
(Video packing is shown highlighting the match between Cameron Ella Ava and Rex McAllister showing their journeys to Wrath Of The Dragon with Cameron announcing she’ll be cashing in her title shot and Rex big leaguing Cameron and not really taking her seriously as a challenger)
(A video package plays with prestigious music, showing all the EAW Champions of the past: CM Banks, Mak, Masters, Mr. DEDEDE, Captain Charisma, WWEFan, Lethal Consequences, StarrStan, Extreme Enigma, Kevin Devastation, Alexander Da Vinci, Heart Break Boy, John Alloy, Superior Quality 85, Kawajai, Jacob Senn, Diamond Cage, Xavier Williams, Zack Crash, Jamie O’Hara, Lannister, Vic Vendetta, Aren Mstislav, Y2Impact, Drastik, Tiberius Jones, The Heart Break Gal and finally, Rex McAllister)
(The graphic for the EAW Championship match between Cameron Ella Ava and Rex McAllister is shown to cheers from the crowd)
Pierre: And our main event will soon commence, we have Cameron Ella Ava who found herself fortunate to retain tonight looking to make more history as she cashes in her Openweight Championship for a shot at the EAW Championship!
Deadprez: Take into a fact that Cameron was opening this show in a hard fought Tag Team Match, one has to assume she’s in a grave disadvantage but that hasn’t stopped her yet and she has the full support for this Japanese crowd tonight!
(Camera cuts back to the Saitama Super Arena)
(“ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” by Blue Stahli plays throughout the arena to a LOUD reaction of cheers as Cameron Ella Ava steps out with the Unified Tag Team Championship wrapped around her waist along with the EAW Openweight Championship around her shoulder as she confidently strides to the ring)
Pierre: Cameron is confident tonight! And these Saitama fans are extremely behind her and I don’t know Deadprez, I feel Cameron is going to add another championship to her name tonight!
Deadprez: Whatever you feel is probably gas, Rex is rested and Cameron has already competed, get real, she’ll fight like hell but it won’t be enough in the end!
(“It’s My Life” By Bon Jovi hits to a BIG Mixed Reaction as Rex McAllister steps out donning traditional black wrestling tights with a open-buttonless-sleeveless black vest that has “REX MASTER” on both sides and the back up top that says “REX MASTER” as well as the EAW Championship wrapped around his waist)
Deadprez: Here comes the EAW Champion who has been on an absolute roll since becoming the champion at the Grand Rampage and makes another defense of his championship!
Pierre: Rex has viewed this match as a good “little” challenge but looking at how Cameron is staring daggers into him, this is surely going to be more than just a “fun exhibition” as Cameron is fully devoted to taking that EAW Championship tonight!
(Camera transitions to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing in the ring as Cameron and Rex are in opposite corners)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!! AND IT IS set for one fall.. AND IT IS FOR
THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(Crowd cheers loudly as Fitzpatrick goes into the introductions)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, the challenger from From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 130 Pounds!! SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! AND THE CURRENT EAW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! CAAMERRONNNNNN ELLLA AVAAAA!!!
(Cameron hands the referee both championships before focusing back on Rex who has a confident smile on his face)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing the champion, From Sea Isle, New Jersey! Weighing in at 238 Pounds!! “The Rex Master” REEXXXX MCCCALLISSTTTERRRRR…!!!
(Rex raises the EAW Championship high to the audience who continues to give him a Mixed Reaction but he hands the title to the referee who displays it high in the air before handing it to the time keeper)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: AND we are off with our main event and not just the EAW Championship on the line but the chance to take the title into the main event of Pain for Pride is up for grabs as well as Rex and Cameron stare down with each other before meeting for a collar and elbow tie up, Rex obviously with the strength and size advantage makes quick use of it as he quickly makes a transition to a waist lock as he’s behind Cameron! Rex lifting Cameron and takes her down olympic style into the mat and begins tightening that waist lock, Cameron making her way up to her feet rather quickly as Rex quickly transitions from a waist lock into a side headlock! Cameron on the onslaught of an offensive wrestling machine in Rex tonight! Rex continuing to apply the pressure but Cameron begins to drive her elbow into the mid-section of
Rex! Rex relentless on not wanting to release the headlock as Cameron fires another elbow to the mid-section, AND ANOTHER ELBOW! Rex breaks the side headlock as Cameron delivers a forearm smash! No Rex blocks and fires a boot the mid-section of Cameron! Rex hooking Cameron in a front facelock! He’s looking for a Vertical Suplex! Cameron able to shift her weight and drop off of the Vertical Suplex positioning as Rex turns around into a KNIFE EDGE CHOP! Cameron delivering another BIG KNIFE EDGE CHOP! And she follows it up with a forearm smash right to the face of Rex McAllister!
Pierre: Cameron has Rex rocked a bit as she runs off the ropes, and the momentum of coming off the ropes sends her forward as she swings for a clothesline at Rex! Rex immediately hooks Cameron! HE’S LOOKING TO SEND HER OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Before Rex can send Cameron overhead SHE BOXES THE EARS! Rex lets go of Cameron as Cameron swings a stiff roundhouse shoot like kick to the mid-section of Rex backing him into a corner, AND CAMERON BEGINS DELIVERING MULTIPLE SHOOT KICKS TO THE BODY OF REX!! CAMERON GOING OFF WITH KICKS!! She stops her onslaught as the referee gets involved and tells her to ease up the assault and bring him out of the corner, Cameron making her way back over to Rex, but he side steps her and sends Cameron into the corner! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Cameron’s head snapped back after that big uppercut and Rex isn’t done as he fires up another big uppercut into the face of Cameron! Rex looking to place Cameron on the top turnbuckle, Rex following up by climbing as well he looks for a BIG impact move from the top rope!
Deadprez: Rex is looking for a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! CAMERON MANAGES TO BLOCK AS SHE FIRES A HEADBUTT! Rex is rocked from that headbutt as Cameron sends a forearm to the face of Rex as he drops down to the canvas! Cameron making her way to the middle rope as she waits for Rex who is stirring back to his feet, Cameron setting herself up, BEFORE SHE JUMPS WITH A STANDING DROPKICK!!! REX CATCHES HER LEGS AS SHE CRASHES INTO THE FACES AND HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO A STANDING BOSTON CRAB!! REX APPLYING PRESSURE TO THE BACK AND NECK OF CAMERON WHICH IS BEING CONTORTED AND TORTURED IN THIS SUBMISSION HOLD! Cameron would rather die in that ring than submit with everything that is on the line tonight, as she is trying to inch her way to the ropes! Rex quickly transitioning as her turns Cameron around and this time he APPLIES A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! Cameron in pain as her leg is being punished now as opposed to her back, Rex is just putting on a clinic in terms of submission wrestling right now as Cameron is clawing and trying to drag herself along with Rex to get to the ropes! This crowd cheering Cameron trying to will her on to somehow get back in this contest!
Pierre: Cameron is willing her, she’s trying to turn herself around and switch the pressure onto Rex! Rex is trying to stop it but Cameron is hell bent! She’s determined! AND SHE DOES IT!! SHE REVERSES THE PRESSURE!! AND REX QUICKLY SCURRIES OUT!! Rex stumbling up to his feet as is Cameron, REX GOES FOR A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE! Cameron moves out of the way, SHE HOOKS REX FROM BEHIND!! Cameron is trying to go for a German Suplex, but Rex sends the back of his elbow into the face of Cameron! Cameron backing up holding her jaw as he leans on the ropes, Rex running at Cameron! CAMERON BACK BODY DROP’S REX!! But he lands on the ring apron! CAMERON WITH A PELE KICK!!! REX FALLS TO THE FLOOR!! Cameron thinking of what to do next and fast because Rex is rising up to his feet, Cameron gaining speed runs off the ropes! CAMERON RUNNING!!! SUICIDE DIVE!!! REX WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO THE INCOMING CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!! Cameron before she can dive through the ropes gets hit with a uppercut as Rex quickly makes his way inside the ring, Rex grabbing a dazed Cameron up to her feet! He places her between his legs before lifting her high in the air! REX WITH A POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER!! POWERBOMB INTO THE DOUBLE KNEES AS CAMERON LANDS WITH HARD IMPACT AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Deadprez: Cameron popping the shoulder up and Rex looking a bit taken back but insist on going back on the attack as he grabs Cameron up to her feet, AND HE LOOKS TO GO FOR THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! CAMERON COUNTERS INTO AN ARM DRAG AS SHE WAS BEING LIFTED HIGH IN THE AIR!! Rex up quickly, he runs at Cameron who positions herself in the corner, AND CAMERON GETS HER BOOT UP INTO THE FACE OF REX! Cameron hops onto the middle rope, AND SHE LEAPS FOR A DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF REX!! Cameron up but Rex rolls himself outside of the ring, Rex looking to catch a break! CAMERON WITH A RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK KNOCKING REX AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND ONTO HIS FACE!! Cameron staying in the ring as Rex is pushing himself up onto his feet, he’s rising, and turns! CAMERON IS RUNNING, INCOMING!!! TOPE CON HILO!! SUICIDE SOMERSAULT SENTON RIGHT INTO REX MCALLISTER!! WHAT A MOVE BY CAMERON!!! Cameron putting on quite the show tonight as he pulls herself up with use from the barricade, and she grabs a dead to rights Rex by his hair and sends him inside the ring!
Pierre: Rex looks like he’s on the wrong side of the assault here as Cameron slides inside the ring awaiting Rex to rise up to his feet, Rex is scrambling up! CAMERON RUNS AT REX AND SHOOTS FOR THE EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, KNOCK BITCHES OUT!! AND IT’S NOT EXECUTED!! REX HOOKS CAMERON BEFORE SHE CAN DELIVER!! AND HE SENDS HER OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX!! Cameron hurting, Rex is getting up to his feet but so is Cameron as he hooks her again, AND HE SENDS HER OVERHEAD WITH ANOTHER BIG BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Cameron holding her lower back as Rex is throwing her all over this ring, Rex grabbing Cameron up by her hair AND LIFTS HER ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!! Cameron firing her elbow to the jaw of Rex repeatedly! CAMERON GOING OFF WITH ELBOWS TO THE JAW STOPPING REX BEFORE HE DELIVERS!! Cameron drops down, KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!! FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF REX!!! Rex knocked down to a knee, Cameron isn’t done, SHE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! SHE KNOCKS REX POSSIBLY OUT COLD!!! Rex once again rolling himself to the outside, I don’t know if that was on accident or if it was intentional but it may have saved his championship!
Deadprez: Cameron looking around this arena, and she immediately makes her way outside of the ring, Cameron grabbing Rex and she slams him face first into the ring apron before making her way to our table and she slams Rex onto our table! Rex slumped over on our table and Cameron isn’t done as she repeatedly slams Rex’s face into our table! Cameron is doing whatever it takes to make sure she walks out of here with the EAW Championship! Rex slumps off the announcers table, as the referee begins his count!
Referee: ONE!! TWOO!!! THREE!!!
Pierre: Cameron slides in the ring and quickly slides out breaking the referee’s count as she immediately begins to uncover our announcers table! Removing our monitors and throwing Deadprez’s Dragon Ball Manga books to the floor! Cameron grabbing Rex and she sends a forearm shot to Rex laying him onto our announcers desk! And Cameron follows up with multiple stiff punches to the face of Rex making sure he is completely out for the count, Cameron climbing back onto the apron, AND SHE IS CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH HER BACK TURNED AS SHE RISES TO THE TOP THIS SAITAMA CROWD STANDS ON THEY FEET AS WELL!! CAMERON IS PERCHED HIGH IN THE AIR!!! AND SHE FLIES!!! MOONSAULT CRASHING INTO OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT AS CAMERON CRASHES RIGHT INTO REX MCALLISTER!!! CAMERON THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND!!! AS BOTH OF THESE COMPETITORS ARE LAID OUT!!! The referee making his way to the outside of the ring as he’s checking on both of them, Cameron is up! Surprising she is the first up to her feet! She’s use the barricade as aid, Rex is down and damaged! Cameron holding her mid-section, but she’s pulling Rex by the hair and she’s trying to force the dead weight of the champion into the ring, Cameron struggling to get him in! She’s trying, she manages to roll Rex inside!
Deadprez: Cameron, she’s setting up for something! She wants no doubts about her taking the EAW Championship that she won’t even cover the downed champion, Cameron is on STOMPING HER BOOT INTO THE CANVAS!! AND SHE STOMPS IT AGAIN, CAMERON IS TUNING UP THE BAND!!! CAMERON IS ABOUT TO DELIVER A MOVE FROM SOMEONE SHE USED TO TEAM WITH AND IT’S NOT THE HEART BREAK GAL!! IT’S THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! CAMERON IS WAITING, REX!!! HE’S UP!!! HE’S STIRRING!!! BUT HE TURNS!!!! GOLDPRINT!! SWEET!!!! CHIN!!! MUSIC!!!! SHE CONNECTS WITH THE GOLDPRINT!!!! AND SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Pierre: REX MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!! Cameron! She’s shocked and some members of this audience is surprised as well, Cameron though she’s not resting as she is waiting, Rex is pulling himself back up to his feet! CAMERON HOOKS HIM BY HIS HAIR! SHE’S GOING FOR AND ONCE AGAIN PARDON MY LANGUAGE!! BITCH CAMP!! SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER!!! REX PUSHES HER OFF! Cameron turns, RIGHT INTO A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE BY REX! Cameron is rocked into the ropes, momentum sending her back as Rex quickly hooks her, OLYMPIC SLAM!!! HE DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS!!! REX HAS FOUGHT HIS WAY RIGHT BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! CAMERON IS DOWN!! SHE’S HOLDING HER LOWER BACK!! REX IS UP!! And he’s signaling that this right now is the end, Cameron just gets back up onto her feet, as REX USES THE MOMENTUM OF THE ROPES!! HE HOOKS CAMERON BY HER NECK!! JUMPING EVEN FLOW DDT!!! REX EFFECT!!!! CAMERON PUSHES REX OFF OF HER AND REX COLLIDES BACK FIRST INTO THE REFEREE!! CAMERON QUICKLY RUNNING AT REX GODDESS TOUCH!!! REX DODGES AND CAMERON HITS THE REFEREE!!! THE REFEREE HAS BEEN HIT WITH THAT RUNNING ENZIGURI!! CAMERON IS PISSED!! CAMERON CAN’T BELIEVE THAT SHE TOOK OUT THE REFEREE!!
Deadprez: Rex turns Cameron around and he fires a forearm! Cameron returns the favor with a forearm of her own, Rex coming back with a forearm! AND CAMERON COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! AND BOTH OF THEM JUST TRADING FOREARMS! REX! CAM! REX! CAM! REX! CAM! REX! CAM! CAM! CAMERON UNLOADING, REPEATED FOREARMS!! SHE’S UNLOADING!!! REX IS DAZED!!! Cameron HOOKING REX BY THE HEAD!! SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER!!! BITCH CAMP!!! SHE DRIVES THE FACE OF REX MCALLISTER INTO THE CANVAS!!! CAMERON HOOKING THE LEG!!!! BUT WE HAVE NO REFEREE!! CAMERON MAY HAVE WON THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Pierre: WE’VE GOT A REFEREE RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!! THE FANS URGING THE REFEREE TO HURRY UP AND GET IN THE RING!! HE SLIDES IN!!! AND HE COUNTS!!!
Deadprez: REX GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!! HE MANAGES TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!! CAMERON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Cameron has had it, she looks hell bent on becoming the EAW Champion and she even gave the referee a deadpan glare! Cameron she’s sizing up for another Goddess Touch and this time to the rightful target, Cameron is waiting for Rex! CAMERON IS RUNNING RIGHT AT REX SOON AS HE GETS TO A KNEE!! GODDESSS TOUCH!!!! REX DUCKS!!! Cameron turns AND REX LIFTS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!! HE DROPS CAMERON ON THE BACK OF HER NECK ONTO HIS KNEE!!! MY GOD!!! Rex needs to end this now, Cameron is looking out for the count, Rex grabbing Cameron up, he hooks her by her head! HE’S GOING FOR THE REX EFFECT!!
Pierre: CAMERON DROPS TO HER KNEES!!! SHE’S BLOCKING THE ATTEMPT AND WON’T LET REX PLANT HER INTO THE CANVAS!!!! REX SENDING CLUBBING BLOWS OVER THE SPINE OF CAMERON!! AND HE GRABS HER UP!!! CAMERON BREAKS FROM REX’S GRASP AND SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE!! REX COMES BACK AND HE SENDS A STAGGERING HEADBUTT INTO THE FACE OF CAMERON!! JESUS CHRIST, CAMERON AND REX COLLIDE SKULLS AS REX GRABS THE DAZED CAMERON AND HE SENDS ANOTHER HEADBUTT!!! AND ANOTHER!!! REX USING HIS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM!! CAMERON MAY BE OUT OF THIS!! REX HOOKING CAMERON BY HER HEAD!!! JUMPING EVEN FLOW DDT!!! REX EFFECT!!! HE FINALLY CONNECTS!!! REX HOOKS HER LEG!!!
Deadprez: NO!! CAMERON KICKS OUT!! SHE JUST MANAGES TO KICKOUT BEFORE THE THREECOUNT AND EVERYONE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS FINISHED!!! Rex is shocked and immediately begins asking the referee what the hell is going on but the will of Cameron Ella Ava is just too strong here tonight, she refuses to lose! Rex can’t believe what he’s seeing, he grabs Cameron by her hair, HE TUCKS HER HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS ARMS!! HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER REX EFFECT!!! Cameron pushes Rex off! Cameron backing herself into a corner, Rex walking towards her, CAMERON WITH A SHORT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF REX AS HE COLLIDES FACE FIRST WITH THE MIDDLE ROPE!! Cameron she’s looking around, she’s setting up for something, but who knows what it is, Rex is staggering on all floors but rises just a little bit, AS CAMERON RUNS!!!! IN EXCELSIS!!!! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF REX MCALLISTER!!! SHE JUST HIT THE MOVE OF SOON TO BE HALL OF FAMER JAMIE O HARA!!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
Pierre: NO WAY!!! SHE’S DONE IT!! WAIT NO!! REX KICKED OUT!! HE BARELY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME!! AND CAMERON!! SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! REX BARELY SAVING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! AND CAMERON DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! Cameron, pulling Rex up to his feet, she’s struggling but she’s going to get it done! SHE PULLS REX UP!! AND SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES!!! HOOKING REX BY HIS NECK!! ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE THE CAM EFFECT!!! JUMPING EVEN FLOW DDT!!! REX COUNTERS!!!!! HE SPINS AROUND HOOKING CAMERON BY THE WAIST!!! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE PLANTS CAMERON INTO THE CANVAS AND HE STILL HAS HER IN HIS GRASP AS HE POPS UP AGAIN!! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX DROPPING CAMERON ON THE BACK OF HER NECK!! REX ISN’T DONE!! AS HE LIFTS HER FOR THE THIRD TIME AND FINALLY PLANTS HER WITH THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX AND HE BREAKS HIS GRASP!!
Deadprez: THE CHAMPION MAKING HIS COMEBACK!! HE’S BACK IN THIS MATCH, THE FANS ARE ON THEY FEET!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN! CAMERON THOUGH, SHE’S RISING, SHE’S GETTING UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE CHALLENGES REX!! SHE’S DARING HIM TO DO SOMETHING, AND REX WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!!! CAMERON IS DOWN TO A KNEEE!!! AND REX RUNS!!! RUNNING YAKUZA KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! REX IS SIGNALING FOR THE END!!! HE PULLS A LIFELESS CAMERON UP!! HE HOOKS HER BY THE NECK!! JUMPING EVEN FLOW DDT!!! REX COVERS!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“It’s My Life” By Bon Jovi begins to play as Rex and Cameron lay passed out on the canvas before the referee is handed the EAW Championship and begins helping Rex to his feet as he begins to celebrate his victory with the Championship as he holds it high in the air)
Pierre: REX HAS DONE IT!!! REX HAS SURVIVED AND HE IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE AS THE EAW CHAMPION!!!
Deadprez: My word, Cameron having a match earlier in the night and she puts on a damn good performance here tonight in the main event but it just wasn’t enough as the champion refused to relinquish his place on top of the world!
Pierre: You know what this means right? Big picture, Pain for Pride in the main event! Rex McAllister is defending the title against the match we literall–
(Diamond Cage is shown walking out as the crowd begins to react, Cage is standing on the ramp still covered in blood and still holding barbwire in his hand with the same evil glare he had on earlier tonight as Rex McAllister takes notice and begins locking eyes with Cage who doesn’t move an inch)
Deadprez: You can feel this intensity, the tension, at Pain for Pride we could be looking at the end of the world as we know it! Diamond Cage Vs Rex McAllister for the EAW Championship ladies and gentleman!
Pierre: What a night, what a show and what a kickstart as we move even more forward to the big show that is Pain for Pride, I’m Pierre signing off for Deadprez when I say, we will see you on Showdown and goodnight!
(One last final shot of Rex hoisting up the EAW Championship and Cage just glaring at him as camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)