(“Misanthrope” By Local H hits as the Showdown intro begins to play before we cut to the live feed of the Wells Fargo Arena, and we pan around to the thousands of screaming Showdown fans before cutting to the ramp as a fireworks display is shown before a pan around the arena as we finally cut to Pierre McGuire and Deadprez at the commentators table)
Pierre: WAR IS UPON US!! BUT WE STOP RIGHT HERE FOR SHOWDOWN AS WE ARE FULLY PREPARED FOR THIS WAR!!! AND WE ARE FULLY PREPARED TO WIN THIS WAR!!
Deadprez: We better win, I can’t be on the brand that is second best.
Pierre: We are live from the beautiful Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, Iowa bringing you the best action which you’ll only find here on the longest weekly episodic show in EAW History! Showdown! And let’s start this match with classic Tag Team Wrestling!
Fitzpatrick: The following contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“The Final Countdown” by Europe hits as Xavier Arnold makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Cologne, Germany, weighing in at 219 pounds… XAAVVVIEERRRR ARRRRRRRNNNOOLLLLLDDD!!!!
(“Back From the Dead” by Skillet hits as Eric Crane makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: And his tag team partner, making his way to the ring from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 213 pounds… ERRRRIIICCC CRRRRRRRAAAAAANNNNEEEE!!!!!
(“Warriors” by Imagine Dragons hits as the Dragon Slayers make their entrance)
Fitzpatrick: And their opponents, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 407 pounds… Mike Shaw… Sam Steele… THEEEE DRRRRAAAAAGGGOOONNNNN SSSSLLLAAAYYEERRRSSSSZZSSS!!!!
Deadprez: Nothing like a little tag team action to get things going! And none better than right here on Showdown!
Pierre: Interesting matchup here tonight partner. Crane and Arnold are two young up and comers but have never tagged together. The Dragon Slayers are an experienced and well versed team that has competed for the Tag Team Championships on multiple occasions. Let’s see what the young guys have up their sleeves!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Crane and Shaw will start us off! The two meet up and lock up in the center of the ring! Crane immediately bullies his way over into a side headlock! Using his strength advantage! OH! But Shaw is crafty! He just picked the leg of Crane and planted him down! Quick cover!
Fast Kickout from Crane! Shaw isn’t phased. He’s getting in the head of the young rookie. Wants to get him flustered. Shaw is now on top, dropping quick shots into the skull of Eric Crane! Xavier is on the apron shouting for him to get vertical! But now Shaw drags Crane over into his corner! Steele is tagged in!
Pierre: Some old school tag team wrestling here! Cutting off the ring! Now both Dragon Slayers are stomping Crane in the corner! The ref starts the count!
Both men back away with their hands raised and Shaw steps out to the apron. Now Steel inside. He grabs Crane by the head and pulls him up— CRANE WITH BIG SHOTS TO THE ABDOMEN! He’s fighting his way out of Steele’s grasp! SHOOT KICK TO STEELE’S KNEE! Steele nearly spun around, gasping from the hyperextension of his knee! CRANE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! CROSS RHODES!!! Now Crane with a cover!
Deadprez: Not enough! Crane made some big shots but he took some big shots too! Now he’s inching his way to the corner! Xavier Arnold is stretching! Reaching to get in! Steele is still clutching that bad knee! TAG MADE! ARNOLD IS IN! He comes straight in and tries to continue the assault on Steele’s knee! Shaw is livid on the apron! Arnold may be looking for the kill! He pulls Steele up… MONA LISA! The Rainmaker connects! Lateral press!!!
Pierre: SHAW BROKE THE PIN JUST IN TIME! Now Shaw drags Arnold up and— OH! A stiff knee to the skull! And now plants him with a spike DDT! The referee is all over Shaw now! Demanding him to get out of the ring!
Shaw (off mic):OK! I’m going! I’m going!
Pierre: Shaw moves towards his corner—NO HE DOESNT HE JUST TURNED ON A DIME AND KNEED ERIC CRANE IN THE FACE! CRANE TUMBLES OUTSIDE TO THE FLOOR AND SHAW SLIDES OUT WITH HIM!
Deadprez: BACK IN THE RING! Arnold is nearly up to a knee… ROLLED UP FROM BEHIND BY STEELE! STEELE GETS HIS GOOD LEG UP ON THE ROPES AND RESTS HIS BAD ON ON IT! REF DOESNT SEE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here are your winners by pinfall… THE DRRRRAAAGGGOONNN SSSLLLAAYYYEERRSS!!!!
(“Warriors” by Imagine Dragons hits as Steele slips out of the ring and walks up the ramp, aided by Shaw, while they celebrate along the way. Crane is against the barricade on the outside and Arnold is leaning against the ropes shouting. Both look angry)
Pierre: The Dragon Slayers just stoke the win here against the rookies!
Deadprez: Tag Team ring awareness. Can’t lose sight of either opponent or your teammate for that matter. No matter how you slice it, the Dragon Slayers outsmarted the rookies tonight.
Pierre: Well however you slice it, Arnold and Crane are not happy.
(Commercial for Territorial Invasion)
(Camera pans backstage to Diamond Cage in the Interview area standing by with Eve)
Eve: Cage, you weren’t scheduled for an interview but you’ve surprisingly requested time to speak, what’s going on?
Cage: I really do not like Elite Answers Wrestling.
Eve: Would you like to expand on that?
Cage: It’s self explanatory, and I didn’t request this time to go on a rant about why I dislike this piece of shit of a company. I came here because aside from defending the EAW Championship and the other participants in the War Games match it’s one specific team that I just can’t seem to understand. 1%? The top 1%? Original name by the name, I don’t like them, I don’t like the god complex they have and I sure as hell don’t like how they feel this company belongs to them. For a year you’ve had to hear nothing but consistent bitching, and moaning and whining and crying for Theron Nikolas about how the system has held him down and how all these things are in his way and that is why he isn’t the EAW Champion. You never became the EAW Champion because you thought you had it easy, you aren’t as good as you think you are and that pisses you off. It pissed you off so much that you became a scumbag but I already knew you were a scumbag because you don’t get ahead in this business without being some type of a douche. You won the King of Elite and that crown might as well be TNT because everything seems to blow up in your face. As for Jack Ripley, who the fuck are you anyway? A glorified tag team wrestler who hasn’t been shit on his own and feels the need to latch onto whoever will carry him, you are absolutely no threat in this match whatsoever. And last but certainly not least a man who knows me very well, Mr. DEDEDE, you know me better than anybody and picking a fight with Diamond Cage should be the last thing you should ever want to do in your entire fucking life. You talk shit, you talk big shit but I’ll never be scared of a motherfucker who pretended to like cock for some kind of publicity stunt. You have no right to speak shit on my name, But I’m looking forward to this match because you’ll have to lock eyes with Diamond Cage and I never get tired of beating your ass whenever the opportunity presents itself. This is a message to the 1% specifically, this isn’t your world that we are living in, as far as I see it none of you have the EAW Championship so therefore you are beneath me. At Territorial Invasion when the war begins and Mr. DEDEDE can vouch for me on this one when I say survival is the name of the game and I’ve been surviving longer than everyone in this entire match including Mr. DEDEDE. And as far as the EAW Championship, I’m walking into Soldier Field with this and I’m walking out of Soldier Field with this and it ain’t damn thing anyone in EAW can do about it.
(Cage storms off as Eve has a bewildered look on her face)
Eve: What a rant.
(Camera transitions back to the arena where Aaron Fitzpatrick is standing inside the ring)
Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits as Drake King makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds…. DRRRRRAAAAAKKEEE KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!!
(“L’amour Toujours” by Gigi D’Agostino hits as Luciano Capone makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from New—
(A hooded figure hits Capone from behind with a baseball bat, laying him out on the ramp way)
Pierre: What going on?!? Who is that?!? Someone stop that man! This is not OK!
(Drake King hops out of the ring and charges at the man)
Deadprez: Looks like Drake wants to make things OK! He rushes—OOH! Straight into a shot to the side of the head! Now this dude is just wailing on both Capone and King with his baseball bat! Who the hell is this guy?!? Here comes some officials!
(Referees and security rush the stage brim the back)
Pierre: Finally! Some order! This guy has ruined one of our matches here tonight!
(The man swings and fights with several security guards before being grabbed from behind and having his hood yanked down while he is bound and walked)
Pierre: THATS ASHTON THOMAS! ASHTON THOMAS FROM DYNASTY! WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?
(Ashton smiles out into the crowd with a shit eating grin as he is forced back behind the curtain. Referees are now tending to King and Capone)
Deadprez: I don’t know what his game is, but consider the message sent! There’s no way these two will be ready to compete tonight! Sorry folks. We’ll have something fresh for you when we return!
(Commercial for Total Vixens. On this week’s episode, see Cameron Ella Ava assault Daisy Thrash over a yogurt cup)
(Camera opens back up to the arena as we get set for the next match)
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Faygo Dreams” by 6 Dogs hits!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first from Moscow, Russia weighing in at 201 pounds… COLTON “CRYBABY” PETRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROV!!!
(Colton Petrov comes out as boos reign down from the crowd and “USA” chants burst out all over the arena.)
Deadprez: Colton Petrov is here and these fans are enraged! They can’t stand his rich arrogant ass!
Pierre: I heard that he has been bitching and crying non stop since he got here. What a loser.
(“Golden Age” by Woodkid hits!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent from San Diego, California weighing in at 205 pounds… “RADICAL” GABRRRRRRRRRRRIEL RENO!!!
(Gabriel Reno comes out to a mixed reaction as the crowd seems happy that he is here but mostly just seem to be hating him less than his opponent.)
Deadprez: Gabriel Reno is here tonight and he is here to win. He will settle for nothing less!
Pierre: He literally has no life at all aside from wrestling. He is fucking obsessed!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: We are underway! Gabe Reno rushes in at Colton Petrov but Petrov pulls him over with a swift arm drag! Gabe rolls through back up to his feet but Petrov takes him down with yet another arm drag! Reno rolls through again but is noticeably unsteady on his feet as Petrov takes him down with a Clothesline! Reno rolls into the corner to regain his composure as Petrov backs up waiting for his opponent to come get some more!
Pierre: But Petrov doesn’t wait for long as he charges in at his opponent in the corner! But Reno ducks under tossing Petrov up over his head! Petrov sent over the top rope but he lands on the apron. Reno tries to knock Petrov off the apron but he blocks the shot! Petrov with a hard punch right in the forehead of Reno as he climbs up to the top rope. COLTON PETROV OFF THE TOP WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY!!!
Deadprez: NO! RENO COUNTERS WITH A DROPKICK IN MIDAIR! RENO WITH THE COVER!!!
Pierre: Kickout by Petrov! Petrov rolls to the outside of the ring trying to get away but Reno follows him to the outside pulling him up by the hair and dragging him back into the ring. Reno kicks Petrov hard in the gut as he makes his way back to his knees. Reno has Petrov at his mercy as he grabs him by the hair and shoves him back down to the mat! Reno grabs Petrov by the hair yet again as he forces his face down onto the mat!
Deadprez: But Petrov with a spinning back elbow knocking Reno back! Petrov back up as he takes Reno down with a running Clothesline demanding his opponent get back up to his feet! A hard spinning elbow shot from Petrov knocks Reno back up against the ropes! Reno bounces back with a Clothesline but Petrov ducks! Petrov off the ropes and he takes Reno down with a Running Shoulder Tackle. Petrov embracing the boos and “USA” chants from the crowd as he hangs out in the corner while Reno pulls himself up in the opposite one. Petrov charges into the corner with a Running Splash!
Pierre: No! Reno dodged it! But Petrov with a Spinning Heel Kick catches Reno in the back of the head! Petrov now climbing up to the top rope… Reno back up…
Deadprez: FLYING DROPKICK CONNECTS FROM PETROV! THE COVER!
Pierre: Gabriel Reno kicks out! He won’t be held down! Petrov off the ropes running in with a Hard Boot to the head of Reno!
Deadprez: Reno dodges it! Reno back up to his feet as Petrov catches himself on the ropes! Reno with a hard boot of his own to the gut of Petrov! Reno taking over as Petrov slithers into the corner only to be hit with a Rolling Cannonball from Reno! Reno grabs Petrov by the neck dragging him back into the ring. Reno bends Petrov over and connects with a savage Backbreaker! Petrov holding him back in pain as he lies on the ground but Reno just stomps away at his opponent as the crowd is getting fired up!
Pierre: Petrov struggles back into the corner only to be hit with a high speed Running Knee from Gabe Reno! Reno drags Petrov back out into the ring by the leg as he drops a hard elbow right onto his knee! Reno wrenches the leg hard as Petrov screams out in pain before Reno gets back up! Reno off the ropes… Running Splash connects! No! Petrov sits up! But Reno rolls through onto his feet! Reno off the ropes… REALM OF RENO CONNECTS TO COLTON PETROV! THE COVER!
Deadprez: Kickout again by Colton Petrov! Gabe Reno immediately grabs the arm of Petrov wrenching it back in order to maintain control of the match! Reno giving zero room to his opponent. Petrov tries to make it back up to his feet but Reno twists his wrist sending him back down to his knees! Petrov grabs onto the ropes forcing Reno to break the hold! Petrov crawls back into the ropes holding his wrist in pain. Petrov not sure where to go from here as Reno drags him out of the ropes! He will tell him where to go!
Pierre: Reno slams Petrov head first into the top turnbuckle! And again! And again! Petrov most definitely gonna be crying after tonight! A hard armdrag from Reno to Petrov as he slams him down onto the mat and wrenches his wrist back yet again! Petrov screams in pain but refuses to submit! Still holding the wrist Reno leaps into the air… and he drops both knees onto the arm and wrist of Petrov! He’s gonna break something at this rate!
Deadprez: Petrov laying on the mat as Reno runs off the ropes… Baseball Slide under the bottom rope on Petrov sending him to the outside! Petrov crashes and burns on the outside as he flies into the side of the announce table! Reno runs the ropes… and charges in as he flips over the top to the outside landing on top of Petrov! Reno immediately back up to his feet as the crowd pops for his aerial offense!
Pierre: Reno tossing Petrov back into the ring as he signals to the crowd with a throat slit taunt! Reno climbs up to the top rope in the ring… He’s looking to end it all right here!!
Deadprez: RATED R OFF THE TOP ROPE RIGHT INTO THE ARM OF COLTON PETROV! GABRIEL RENO WITH THE COVER!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… GABRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEL RENO!!!
(“Golden Age” by Woodkid hits as Gabe Reno has his arm raised in the ring.)
Deadprez: Impressive win this week by Gabriel Reno who showed no mercy to his opponent!
Pierre: Petrov tried to survive numerous times but Reno kept wearing him down until he had nothing left!
(Reno leaves as Colton Petrov is shown crying and throwing a tantrum in the ring as the crowd mocks him.)
Deadprez: Damn what a little bitch.
Pierre: Holy shit bruh it’s not that serious…
(The camera cuts to a commercial for EAW 2K19’s Showcase Mode featuring over 200 different models of former EAW Elitist Lucian Black.)
(We open back up to Terry Chambers sitting in a chair inside the ring with a microphone in his hand)
Terry: For those of you who don’t pay much attention, you witnessed the decimation of Nobi. Everyone loves Nobi, Nobi is such a great guy, Nobi is such a great role model, such a tenacious performer, I want my kids to be just like Nobi. You see where all of that got him? It got his ass taken out, beaten. Beaten so badly that I doubt he’ll ever want to show his face in EAW let alone finish this series. You want an update on Nobi’s condition well it’s plain and simple, he isn’t here. That’s enough of an explanation, Enough about Nobi. I’m here to collect what is mine, I’m here to collect what is owed to me, I want my shot at the EAW Championship and I want it to be one on one against whoever the champion is after Territorial Invasion. Hurricane Hawk, I’m not a patient man, I’m growing very impatient and I think for the sake of your television broadcast you bring your soundcloud listening ass out to this ring right now!
(Terry is shown waiting leaning on the ropes looking up the entrance ramp)
Terry: Listen, I’m doing things on my own accord and my own accord is telling me that this show won’t continue until I am given what I want and I want what I’ve earned and I’m not jumping through no more hoops to get what I want. I want to be the EAW Champion.
(Hurricane Hawk is shown on the Titantron as Terry looks up)
Hawk: All of this “I want” business, nobody seems to understand that whatever they want absolutely does not matter to me, what matters is what you deserve and honestly what you deserve is a beating for taking out one of the members of my roster. But the series is unfortunately over, and you know what. You’ll get your shot at the EAW Championship because I have a BIG announcement, we’ve made the deal with the Aloha Stadium. And You’ll be in the main event of Showdown’s Supershow. A classic throwback favorite show of mine. Showdown No Regards. You’ll get your championship match against whoever wins the Triple Threat at Territorial Invasion.
Terry: Thanks that’s all I wanted to hear.
Hawk: But I promise you, it won’t be in the environment you expect it to be in. I can promise you that.
(Terry looks on confused as the Titantron shuts off as camera transitions to a commercial highlighting the Diamond Cage 2K19 career showcase mode)
(Camera opens back up to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring)
( ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac begins to play as the crowd erupts. TLA confidently emerges on the stage. He walks down the ramp and into the ring.)
Aaron: The following contest is a tag team match. Introducing first, from The Poon Palace, weighing 210 pounds… TTTLLLAAAAAAA!
( “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash begins to play as the crowd continues to cheer. Cody Marshall walks down the ramp and into the ring where he examines TLA.)
Aaron: And his partner, from Dallas, Texas, weighing 305 pounds….. COODDDYYY MARRSHALLLL!
(‘This Fire Burns’ by Killswitch Engage begins to play as Shane Gates and Demon Diesel emerge onto the stage. They walk down the ramp as they stare down their opponents.)
Aaron: And their opponents, SSHHANNNE GATTESSS AND DAMMONN DIEESELLLL…. THE NEO SYNDICATE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: It’s time for tag team action here on Showdown. Cody Marshall and Damon Diesel will kick things off for their respective teams. Both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Marshall pushes Diesel away. Diesel is at a size disadvantage here against Cody Marshall. They lock up again and Marshall knees him in the gut. He pushes him against the corner. He steps back and charges but Diesel quick side steps Marshall. He delivers a running knee to the spine of Cody Marshall. Diesel steps back again and charges at Marshall once more.
Pierre: He grabs him and he’s going for a Belly to Belly Suplex! CODY STOPS IT THOUGH! HE COUNTERS BY GOING FOR ONE OF HIS OWN AND OUT POWERS DIESEL TO CONNECT! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Diesel stumbles to his feet… RUNNING BIG BOOT! MARSHALL ALMOST TEARS HIS HEAD OFF! HE GOES FOR A QUICK COVER!
ONEEE! TWOOOOO! KICKOUT!
Deadprez: A kickout by Diesel at two. Marshall picks up Diesel and throws him over his shoulder and attempts a running slam. Diesel slides off his back and pushes him forward! HE GRABS MARSHALL FROM BEHIND… GERMAN SUPLEX! WOW! WHAT FORTITUDE AND STRENGTH BY MARSHALL! He tags in his partner, Shane Gates! Both men quickly go to Marshall and do a tag team double suplex! Diesel quickly exits the ring! Shane Gates now stomps the midsection of Marshall! Cody Marshall begins to get up and Shane steps back. Dropkick! THE DROP KICK SENDS MARSHALL RIGHT TOWARDS HIS CORNER WHERE CODY MAKES THE TAG TO TLA!
Pierre: TLA EXPLODES INTO THE RING! GATES GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BY TLA DUCKS… ZIG ZAG! TLA NOW RUNS TOWARDS DIESEL AND ELBOWS HIM IN THE HEAD TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON! HE COMES BACK IN AND GETS BEHIND GATES! GATES GETS TO HIS FEET… BACKSTABBER! TLA GETS BEHIND HIM AND HITS A BACK STABBER! HE COVERS!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! Gates with a determined kick out! Shane Gates struggles to his feet as TLA pulls him up. TLA knees him in the gut and steps back… CARTEL KICK! THE PELE KICK… BUT GATES SIDESTEPS IT! TLA RECOVERS FROM THE MISS BUT GATES RESPONDS WITH A PELE KICK OF HIS OWN AND TLA GOES DOWN! TLA holds his head as he rolls onto his knees! He struggles up… RUNNING SENTON! HE GOES RIGHT BACK DOWN AS SHANE GATES CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT!
Pierre: Shane pulls TLA up to his feet and pulls him in. HE’S GOT HIM READY FOR A PILE DRIVER! LAST HOPE! NO! TLA DELIVERS A BACK BODY DROP TO COUNTER! SHANE CRASHES INTO THE MAT! SHANE ROLLS TO HIS CORNER WHERE DIESEL IS BACK ON THE APRON AND TAGS HIM IN! Diesel enters the match and goes for a superkick! TLA DUCKS! CARTEL KICK! THIS TIME THE PELE KICK CONNECTS! TLA now tags in Cody Marshall! Cody drags Diesel right in the center of the ring where he picks him up… DISCUS HEEL KICK! IT HITS! MARSHALL CONTINUES… THIS TIME WITH THE RAPTURE! HE HAS DIESEL UP BUT DIESEL SWINGS HIS FOOT INTO THE GUT OF MARSHALL! HE GRABS MARSHALL AND EXECUTES AN INVERTED DDT!
Deadprez: Diesel now quickly tags his partner Shane back into this match. Shane enters the match as he surveys Cody Marshall. Cody is to one of his knees as he’s beginning to regain his composure. He kicks him in the head but Cody doesn’t go down! HE KICKS HIM AGAIN… BULLET 2 HEAD! HE HITS THE SHINING WIZARD! HE COVERS!
Deadprez: CODY MARSHALL POWERS OUT! Shane steps back as he approaches Marshall. He tries to pull the big man up. Slowly but surely as he wants to end this match! He elbows Cody Marshall as he gets back to his feet! HEADBUTT! CODY RESPONDS WITH A HEADBUTT AND HE GRABS SHANE GATES! WELCOME TO HELL! AN ELEVATED POWERBOMB! WHAT IMPACT! CODY MAKES THE COVER!
Pierre: NO! A KICK OUT BY SHANE! Cody Marshall now gets up and looks to TLA who is calling for the tag. He obliges and TLA is back in this match! Shane is getting back up as TLA goes right to work! HE THROWS SHANE RIGHT ONTO THE ROPES! TLA COMES AROUND… TIGER FEINT KICK! SHANE GOES DOWN AND TLA SPRING BOARDS ONTO HIM…. BUT SHANE GETS HIS KNEES UP! TLA ROLLS OVER IN PAID AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Deadprez: Shane is crawling towards towards Diesel. HE MAKES THE TAG! DIESEL RUSHES IN! TLA rolls to his feet but Diesel gets him on his shoulders… SAMOAN DROP! Cody Marshall goes down. Damon Diesel steps back as Cody begins to recover. DIESEL CHARGES AT CODY BUT CODY JUMPS UP AND GRABS DIESEL….RAPTURE! A TWO HANDED CHOKESLAM TO DIESEL! TLA AND CODY MARSHALL MAY HAVE THIS WON! WAIT! LOOK! IT’S DIAMOND CAGE! HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND PULLS TLA OFF THE APRON! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AS CODY MARSHALL NOTICES THIS! THIS MATCH IS OVER DUE TO INTERFERENCE!
Pierre: CODY GOES TO CLOTHESLINE CAGE BUT CAGE DUCKS! GATES NOW ENTERS THE RING AND HE KICKS MARSHALL IN THE GUT! HIM AND CAGE NOW BEGIN DELIVERING COUNTLESS BLOWS! DIESEL GETS UP AND HE JOINS IN! ALL THREE MEN RUTHLESSLY STOMP AWAY AT MARSHALL! Gates now grabs TLA from outside and rolls him into the ring as all three men jump him! They take turns stomping at both men! They pick up Cody Marshall and gates grabs him… LAST HOPE! THE JUMPING PILE DRIVER CONNECTS! MY GOD!
Deadprez: NOW DIESEL GRABS TLA! HE GETS HIM… SPINNING BOMB! THE ARGENTINE POWERBOMB CONNECTS! Diamond Cage now picks up Cody Marshall! HE SHOWS OFF HIS STRENGTH AS HE LIFTS HIM… CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! THE VERTICAL SUPLEX PILE DRIVER! HE NOW PICKS UP TLA AND DELIVERS ANOTHER CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! MY GOD! CODY MARSHALL AND TLA ARE COMPLETELY LAID OUT!
Pierre: Cage, Gages, and Diesel are delighting in their work as they’ve decimated TLA and Marshall!
(Final Commercial Break — Dynasty Recap)
(Camera pans to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring)
Aaron: The following contest is set for one fall!! AND IT IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF SHOWDOWN!!!
(Camera shows Ahren Fournier sitting next to Pierre and Deadprez with a smirk on his face)
Pierre: And we are joined by the man who will be challenging for the Interwire Championship at Territorial Invasion, Ahren Fournier!
Deadprez: Don’t be so disrespectful, we are joined by the GOAT! Excuse Pierre, he isn’t really with the times like I am.
Ahren: I’m here to watch textbook 101 Heart Break Boy performance, if he can’t last in this match with Cage he has no chance in hell of beating me.
(“Ice Tray” By Quavo hits to a big MIXED reaction as The Heart Break Boy walks out with the Interwire Championship around his waist)
Aaron: Introducing first, From Ferguson, Missouri! Weighting in at 220 Pounds!! THE CURRENNTTT EAW INTERWIRRREE CHAAMMMPIONNNN!! The HEAARTTTT BRREAKKK BOYYY!!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hits to a LOUD reaction from the crowd as an intense Diamond Cage steps out with the EAW Championship strapped around his waist)
Aaron: Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! Weighting in at 225 Pounds! THE CURRENNNTTTT ELITTEEEE ANSWERS WRESTLINGGG CHAMPIONNNN!!! DIAAAAMONND CAAAAGGGEEEEEE
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: And Cage surely did make his presence felt earlier tonight getting involved in that tag team match that ended in chaos but him and HBB lock up for a collar and elbow tie up! Cage quickly backing HBB up into the ropes! The referee now getting involved as he is calling for a clean break! CAGE DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBB! Cage is no stranger to breaking rules and being rebellious and as of late we’ve seen the champion be more vicious than normal as he grabs HBB and sends a big european uppercut jacking his jaw! Cage grabbing HBB by the arm and sends him into the ropes with the whip, HBB comes forward as Cage bends for the back body drop! HBB with a punt kick to the shoulder of Cage! Cage popping up and is immediately met with a STINGING Knife Edge Chop! HBB follows it up with a forearm smash! And then he delivers another CHOP! HBB grabbing Cage by the head, AND HE SMASHES HIS FACE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cage in the corner as HBB decides to back up.
Deadprez: Cage dazed a little, BUT HBB RUNS FORWARD FOR A CORNER STINGER SPLASH! CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! HBB stops himself before he crashes, HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY CAGE! HBB up again, AND CAGE FLOORS HIM WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! HBB popping up to his feet quickly as Cage with a big right hand, and another big right hand! And he sends a boot to the mid-section of HBB. Front facelock applied, SNAP SUPLEX! Cage slamming the Heart Break Boy hard into the canvas with that short snap suplex as HBB holds his lower back and Cage makes his way over to HBB and applies a chin lock wearing the Interwire Champion down! Cage pulling back on that chin lock as HBB tries punching at the grip of Cage but that is working to no avail! HBB though, begins fighting his way up to his feet, he continues to rise, he’s rising as well as Cage AND HBB DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CAGE! AND HE DOES IT ONCE MORE TO BREAK THE CHIN LOCK!
Pierre: Cage backing up as HBB quickly hooks Cage, AND HE PLANTS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! Cage holding his back as he begins to rise, AND HBB WITH AN ATOMIC DROP! AND HE LIFTS CAGE FOR ANOTHER ATOMIC DROP! AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND DROPPING CAGE! Cage scrambling to his feet backing himself up near the ropes, AND THE HEART BREAK BOY RUNS AND CLOTHESLINES CAGE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! HBB on fire as he gains momentum back in this contest, Cage scrambling up to his feet, AND HBB FLIES OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A PLANCHA CRASHING RIGHT INTO CAGE!! HBB mounting Cage and begins delivering big right hands repeatedly to the top of the skull of Cage! HBB rising up as he locks eyes with Ahren Fournier!
Ahren: He’s like an old ass dog where every gets his attention, if he was smart he’d stay focus!
Deadprez: HBB grabs the EAW Champion up and sends him inside the ring, HBB climbing up the apron and begins making his way to the top turnbuckle! HBB perched, BUT CAGE IS UP! CAGE MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO HBB AND BE SENDS A BIG RIGHT HAND! Cage climbing up as well, HBB WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE INCOMING CAGE!! BUT CAGE SMILES?!?! AND HE RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN!! HBB staggered as CAGE WITH HIS HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE WAIST OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! RISES!!! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! Cage, crawling over, and he. HE DROPS HIS ARM OVER THE CHEST OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!
Pierre: THIS COULD BE IT?!?!
Pierre: HBB KICKS OUT!!! Cage looks like he absolutely does not care and doesn’t mind this match continuing as he pulls HBB up by his hair, AND CAGE USING HIS HEAD AS A WEAPON WITH A STAGGERING HEADBUTT!!! And he switches over to a waist lock behind HBB! HE’S GOING FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT HBB WITH A BACK ELBOW AND PUSHES CAGE WHO COMPLETELY KNOCKS DOWN THE REFEREE!!
Deadprez: CAGE IS OBLIVIOUS! AS HE TURNS RIGHT INTO THE GOLDPRINT!!! CAGE CATCHES HIS LEG!! AND HE THROWS THE LEG DOWN AND HE LIFTS HBB ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! USHIGOROSHI!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!! Cage pulling HBB up from behind! WRIST LOCK!! TRANSITIONED!! LARIAT!!! MURDER!!! DEATHHHH!!! KILL!!!! LARIATTTT CONNECTS!!!
Pierre: BUT LOOK!! TLA AND CODY MARSHALL?? THEY ARE RUNNING DOWN HERE AT THE SAME TIME!! AND CAGE SPOTS THEM!!! CAGE IMMEDIATELY UP!! AND HE RUNS AND DIVES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE INTO BOTH MEN!!!! AND CAGE PUNCHING AWAY AT CODY!!! BUT TLA QUICKLY GETS INVOLVED AND JUMPS ALL OVER CAGE!! TWO RIVALS IN CODY AND TLA ARE NOW JUMPING CAGE!!! THEY BEGIN BEATING ALL OVER THE EAW CHAMPION!! TLA GRABBING CAGE AND SENDS HIM TO CODY WHO GRASP HIM BY THE THROAT!!! AND CODY CHOKESLAMS CAGE HARD ONTO THE FLOOR!!! AND CODY SENDS CAGE INSIDE THE RING!! WHAT THE HELL? TLA AND CODY REPAYING THE FAVOR!!
Deadprez: The referee is revived as HBB, HE DRAPES HIS SHOULDER AROUND CAGE!!!
(“Ice Tray” By Quavo hits as HBB is down on the canvas and Cody and TLA go different ways out of the arena)
Aaron: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…… THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!
Deadprez: BUT AHREN! QUICKLY TAKES OFF HIS HEAD SET AND HE RUNS INSIDE THE RING!! STORYBOOK ENDING!!!! HE CURB STOMPS HBB’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!! Ahren sending a message, AND TLA AND CODY MARSHALL SENDING A MESSAGE THAT CAGE’S DAYS AS EAW CHAMPION COULD BE COMING TO A HARSH ENDING!
Pierre: WHAT A CHAOTIC NIGHT!! AND THAT’S ALL WE HAVE, JOIN US NEXT WEEK AS WE REAR CLOSER TO THE WAR THAT IS UPON US!!
(Final shot of Cage grabbing the EAW Championship upset, and Ahren standing over HBB talking trash as camera pans to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)