(Highlights from MidSummer Massacre are shown highlighting every single match and pinpointing the winners and losers from the event)
(We open up to a shot of Hurricane Hawk in his office smiling as the Crowd erupts with cheers)
Hurricane Hawk: Fresh off the heels of the return of Midsummer Massacre, I made it clear to everyone who would listen and report after the event that I will have something very interesting to say and propose to every brand in EAW. And it’s left everyone wondering what am I going to say? And I’m sure everyone else is listening but the fact of the matter is, Territorial Invasion is coming up, Territorial Invasion is the one show where all four brands in EAW will be in the same building and I don’t see any reason as to why we can’t see just what brand is the dominant brand? I took over the reigns of Showdown not only to see the new crop of talent succeed in this business and flourish but to also reign supreme over the brands such as Empire, Dynasty, and Voltage, I recommend that we pick the best from our brand, the best to represent each of our brand in a fight to the finish. In a war almost, in a war that I will ensure Showdown is victorious in. I challenge Empire, Voltage, and Dynasty to a WAR GAMES!
(Crowd SHOUTS OUT IN EXCITEMENT as a grin crosses Hurricane Hawk’s face)
Hawk: It’s the only way to see who is the best, it is barbaric, it is brutal but it is also what it is going to take to put any rumors of who is the dominant brand to sleep. I’m waiting on a response. Enjoy the show tonight!
(Camera returns to the DCU Center as the crowd begins screaming with cheers before Camera cuts to Deadprez and Pierre at the announcers table)
Deadprez: WELCOME TO THE DOMINANT BRAND, THE LONGEST WEEKLY EPISODIC TELEVISION SHOW IN EAW HISTORY!! WELCOME TO THE BRAND WHO JUST LAID DOWN THE CHALLENGE FOR TERRITORIAL INVASION!! WELCOME TO SHOWDOWN!!
Pierre: And you heard it from our general manager, making a blockbuster challenge and a blockbuster return for what could be War Games coming back to EAW in a time where the talent pool in here is so deep and everyone on their respective brands would be itching to represent their respective brand! Let’s not waste anytime as we start our night with the talent that only Showdown can bring you!
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits to cheers from the crowd as Drake King walks out towards the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 220 pounds “New York King” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKE KINGGGGGGG!!!
Deadprez: Earlier this week Drake King threw down the gauntlet when he questioned if his opponent for tonight would even show up! Takes a lot of guts to question a man’s courage like that!
Pierre: Spike Mercury has denied any fear. He all ‘bout that cero miedo lifestyle. He has also threatened to fuck Drake’s girlfriend after the show! Drake is fighting for his honor as a man here tonight!
(“Tony’s Theme” from Scarface hits to boos from the crowd as Spike Mercury slowly makes his way down to the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent from Ponte Vedra, Florida weighing in at 275 pounds “General Machismo” SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE “SCARFACE” MERRRRRRRRRRRRRCURY!!!
Deadprez: Spike Mercury is an absolute badass! He has been threatening that his opponent will leave on a stretcher this week! Not only that but what he said he would do to Drake’s girlfriend.
Pierre: Actually Drake has noted he doesn’t have a girlfriend! He’s single ladies! Drake says he wants Spike to know who he is and after tonight if he can get the win he will remind the entire EAW Universe just who Drake King is!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: This match is underway!
Deadprez: Spike Mercury taunting Drake King here tonight asking him if he wants to leave the ring! Spike giving Drake the opportunity to forfeit but Drake is just shaking his head with a smile on his face! He’s not backing down! Drake charges in with a Dropkick staggering Spike back against the ropes! Drake with a series of right hands to Spike who shoves him back… Drake charges in with another Dropkick!!!
Pierre: Spike flips over the top rope to the outside! But he lands on his feet! Drake King runs the ropes… SUICIDE DIVE!
Deadprez: But Spike Mercury up on the apron with a forearm as he blocks the Suicide Dive attempt! Spike climbs back into the ring stepping over the top rope with his giant frame!
Pierre: Drake King crotches him on the top rope! Spike tumbles over into the ring as Drake goes in for the cover!
Deadprez: Kickout with authority by Spike Mercury! Both men back up as Spike tries to grab Drake King who ducks beneath his arm and runs off the ropes! Drake with a Baseball Slide in the ring taking down Spike’s leg! Spike falls to his knee as Drake grabs the arm of Spike and runs up towards the ropes!
Pierre: But Spike pulls back and destroys Drake with a vicious Clothesline! Drake turned inside out as Spike lifts him back up with ease and throws him head first into the turnbuckle! Drake bounces back off as Spike immediately takes him down with a Big Boot! Spike drops down as he applies a Sleeper Hold to Drake King!
Deadprez: But Drake quickly gets his legs under the bottom rope as the referee demands Spike release the hold! Spike refuses at first but finally releases as the referee counts him off and threatens him with disqualification! Spike tries to reapply the hold but Drake squirms out… Drake immediately drops him with a Shoulder Block! Drake back up as Spike lifts up his opponent… Powerslam connects!!!
Pierre: Spike off the ropes now… he drops the big elbow onto the chest of his opponent! Drake rolls across the ring in pain as he tries to pull himself up on the ropes… but Spike Mercury charges in and drops Drake with a Running Big Boot! Spike Mercury nearly kicking his opponent’s head off as he goes for the cover!
Deadprez: The kickout by Drake King! Spike grabs the arm of Drake as he looks to apply some sort of hold but Drake rolls out of the way! Drake back up as he throws a punch but Spike counters it! Spike with some hard rights of his own as the brawling specialist drops his opponent with a big haymaker! Drake back up as he is staggering around the ring….
Pierre: A Snapmare takes Drake back down from Spike who is charging against the ropes! The momentum now as he collides with a Running Knee to the face of Drake King!
Deadprez: NO! Drake moved out of the way! Spike crashed and burned on the mat! Drake off the ropes as he Splashes onto his opponent! But Spike forces him off! Spike pulls himself up in the corner but Drake is waiting for him as he lights Spike’s chest up with a hard Back Chop! Spike holding his chest in pain as he staggers across the ring. Drake kicks him into the opposite corner with a Missile Dropkick!
Pierre: Spike forces himself out of the corner as Drake pushes him back in and hits a few more hard Back Chops turning the chest of Spike Mercury red!
Deadprez: Spike drops to his knees as he grabs the tights of Drake King and pulls him forward as Drake goes head first into the corner! Spike shoves Drake across the ring but Drake rolls through as he charges back in! Spike grabs Drake around the throat! CHOKESLAM CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Pierre: Drake King somehow gets the shoulder up! Spike Mercury now running off the ropes… Guillotine Leg Drop across the throat of Drake King! No! Drake moved out of the way as he is back to his feet and immediately locks up with Spike! Spike easily shoves Drake back into the corner as he chokes him out but the referee forces him to break the hold! Drake slips around behind Spike as he begins to light his legs up with hard kicks!
Deadprez: Now the punches as well as Spike shoves Drake back! But Drake stays up on his feet! Spike charges in with a Spinning Elbow Strike catching Drake right in the skull! Down goes Drake! Absolutely savage as Spike lifts Drake and drops him head first onto the turnbuckle! Spike kicking Drake hard in the gut on the ground as he keeps his opponent grounded! Hard elbow drop across the back of Drake King!
Pierre: Drake still trying to get back up as Spike grabs him by the skull and throws him down hard on the back of his head! Spike reaches down as he grabs Drake by the throat! Possibly looking for another Chokeslam?
Deadprez: But Drake with a hard kick to the side of the head of Spike as he is still laying on the ground! Drake back up now as he hits a Superkick to the head of Spike! Spike turned around as Drake King runs across the ropes and Springboards off them… Flying Crossbody connects on Spike Mercury! The cover!
Pierre: The kickout by Spike Mercury! Spike throws Drake off him as he gets back up but Drake kicks him hard in the chin! Drake dives behind Spike as he pulls him over into a rollup! But Drake immediately powers out! Spike up on his knees but Drake beat him back up as he hits a Roundhouse Kick dropping Spike Mercury back down to the mat! Drake feeling the energy from the crowd here as he has taken control!
Deadprez: Spike Mercury back up as Drake King comes off the second rope with another Flying Crossbody! Spike rolls through but Drake falls around behind him as he rolls his opponent up yet again! Spike uses all that strength to power out of it throwing Drake halfway across the ring! And Drake lands on his feet! Spike back up as Drake immediately nails him in the jaw with a Superkick! Down goes Spike! Drake now going up to the top rope…
Pierre: 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner…. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKE KING!!!
(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits to cheers from the crowd as Drake King has his arm raised by the referee.)
Pierre: Drake King has won a match! Drake King did it! He slayed the giant!
Deadprez: After being one of the early eliminations at Midsummer Massacre Drake King has made a real comeback tonight!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new EAW weather service featuring Suicide Kid. Wonderful weather all year round!!!)
(We return to Sunami Tayo backstage annoyed with Eve holding the microphone up to his face)
Eve: Sunami how are you reacting after losing the contest to Xander Payne at Midsummer Massacre?
Sunami: I’m going to ignore that question, I’m still a way better physical specimen that any person in the New Breed Division and that is why I’m here, not to talk about what happened at Midsummer Massacre because whether anyone likes it or not, when it comes down to it I’ll be the king of that division if I’m not already but I’m here because I’m hearing the announcement from Hurricane Hawk about this brand warfare that’s suppose to be happening and I view myself as the best in the New Breed Division, so I want to fight the other New Breeds so that claim is no longer a claim but turns into a fact, I want to fight the best all over EAW and that is why I was given the ok by our general manager that I can freelance my way to each and every single brand to fight any New Breed Competitor they got, and that is exactly what I am going to do and when it’s no one left standing, only thing left to do is take the championship from Xander, which I will do with emphasis on how I do it!
(Sunami walks off as camera pans right back to the arena)
(Camera pans into the arena)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Back from the Dead” by Skillet hits as Eric Crane walks out from behind the curtain and makes his way to the ring)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN POUNDS…MAKING HIS EAW DEBUT….EEERRRIICCCC CCRRRAAANNNNEEEE!!!!
(Eric Crane slides in the ring as his theme dies down and “King’s Dead” by Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock, Future blares the speakers)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS,,,,ALSO MAKING HIS EAW DEBUT…..CCCHHRRIIISSTOOOOPPPPHHEERR MMAAIIIINNSTTRREEAMM!!!!
(Christopher steps in the ring as his theme fades away and both men are staring at each other from opposite sides of the ring)
DING! DING! DING!
Deadprez: And here we go! Two men making their debut tonight in the Land Of Elite and looking to take one step further than the other tonight with a victory. Both men now testing each others strength and woah Eric with a kick to the midsection and now a irish whip and Mainstream reverses it and Eric rebounds from the ropes and Mainstream looking for a clothesline but Eric ducks underneath and hits Mainstream with a hard uppercut when he turns around!
Pierre: Eric now drives Mainstream hard into the corner and is now throwing several shoulder thrusts into the gut of Mainstream. Now he is throwing several right elbows and the ref finally is able to get some seperation and Eric is proud of himself taunting to the crowd and he now charges at Mainstream but Eric runs right into the foot of Mainstream. Mainstream now gets both of his legs up backed in the corner and has them hooked on Eric’s head and WOAH a hurricanrana that sends Eric across the ring!
Pierre: Mainstream not wasting any time and is on the attack and hits a clothesline, and another one, and now runs and rebounds from the ropes and Eric goes for a clothesline but Mainstream ducks and rebounds from the opposite ropes and leaps up and has Eric in a DDT position! But NO Eric holds on as Mainstream tried to spike him with the DDT! Mainstream is holding on to Eric’s head for dear life and Eric tried to toss up Mainstream but Mainstream holds on again and has the headlock in tighter and Eric collapses to one knee! Eric now up to both feet again and tries once again to toss up Mainstream to get the hold released and Mainstream is up in the air and actually connects with the DDT! That took way too much out of Eric! THE COVER!!
Deadprez: Mainstream knew that wasn’t enough so he lifts up Eric right away and places him between his legs setting up for Assassination perhaps? Buth WOAH Eric doesn’t let it happen with the back body drop to Mainstream! Eric now walks over to Mainstream but Mainstream WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! ERIC STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER! MAINSTREAM CHARGES!!
Pierre: ERIC GETS OUT OF HARMS WAY AND MAINSTREAM JUMPED WAY TOO HIGH AND HIT HIS HEAD ON THE TOP OF THE RING POST!! AND MAINSTREAM HOLDING HIS HEAD TURNS AROUND INTO A SUPERKICK FROM ERIC!! MAINSTREAM HAS NO CLUE WHERE HE IS! MAINSTREAM FALLS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AND ERIC NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE CURB STOMP!!! BALL FUCKING GAME!!
(“Back from the Dead” by Skillet hits as Eric Crane has his hand raised in the air)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..ERRRIICCC CRRAANNEEE!!!!
Pierre: What a performance from both men, and what a win for Eric Crane to start his tenure in EAW! Showdown’s future is really bright!
(Camera fades backstage to Eve who is standing by)
Eve: I’m here with the man who went toe to toe with the Heart Break Boy last week at Midsummer Massacre, Ahren Fourn-
(Ahren appears in the frame as he immediately snatches the microphone out of Eve’s hands while she’s in the middle of talking. Eve looks on with a shocked expression as he just notions his hands for her to go away, she complies.)
(Ahren then brings his attention to the camera as he takes his glasses off, and begins speaking.)
Ahren: I stand before you all, for the first time since March, without a championship to my name. For months I proclaimed to you all that I am the GOAT Champion and everybody who stood in my way and tried to prove those claims to be false were proven wrong. I took on all comers and anybody who thought that my title of the GOAT was just a nickname. I stood against a man who were once touted as the future of this business and made them look like all time busts in comparison in the ring with me. I’ve stood against every other “mid” tier champion in this company and showed them why their championships were considered mid and mine was considered major. I made the Interwire Championship something to be taken serious and not just looked at as some lowly piece of shit that could be used as a prop by whatever future reject there was that held it. I single handedly made the Interwire Championship the most important and prestigious it’s been since Mr. DEDEDE held it and brought it to even newer heights after the people who held it after him dragged it down to historic lows. THAT is what made me the GOAT Champion.
Ahren: Now I see a lot of comments from people now questioning my GOAT status since I no longer hold the championship, but let’s not get it twisted the championship doesn’t make the man, the man makes the championship. You can either bring prestige to the championship, or the championship can bring prestige to your name, and CLEARLY as you see me standing before you, STILL a GOAT in all my glory, it certainly wasn’t the latter in my case. That’s right I said it, I’m still the GOAT, I’ll go down as the GOAT Interwire Champion, and when it’s all said and done I’ll go down as the GOAT world champion. But before I accomplish all of that and cross that bridge with Cage or whoever else happens to be the EAW Champion by the time I’m ready to take my spot as the top billing act on this brand, I have unfinished business.
Ahren: You probably know where I’m going with this but let me break this down to you in GOAT terms incase you think just because I lost that it’s the end all be all. Listen clearly and understand, okay? I have been embraced by GOATs of different sports such as Wayne Gretzky, you think that he didn’t face adversity in his career? You think that he didn’t make himself even more of a GOAT by bouncing back from the losses suffered? GOATs aren’t just handed their talents, GOATs WORK for their talents and make the adjustments needed in order to become the hands down greatest. For example, Michael Jordan spent his first several years in the NBA losing playoff series to older GOATs like the Celtics teams led by Larry Bird and the Pistons teams lead by Isiah Thomas. But like the GOAT that he is he didn’t let those losses define him, he didn’t become an afterthought or an underachiever, nooooo… he let those losses FUEL him. They PROPELLED him into the man that we’d eventually see going further, a man who could never lose.
Ahren: That’s where I see myself, Midsummer Massacre to me was what the 1980s was to Michael Jordan, I lost to the old GOAT in Heart Break Boy, but now I’m ready to turn that around, knock him down, and go on a three-peat. Shit I might just retire in the middle of it all and come back for another three-peat like Jordan did. Midsummer Massacre wasn’t the end for me, it was only the beginning, the beginning of my true legacy, don’t count how many times I fall, count how many times I get back up. That’s why I’m officially declaring, Heart Break Boy, don’t get too comfortable because I’m invoking my rematch clause, I want my title back.
(Ahren Fournier stares deeply into the camera before putting his sunglasses back on and walking off.)
Fitzpatrick: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
(“Till I Collapse” by Eminem hits as Nobi makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Indonesia, weighing in at 251 pounds… NOOOOOBBBBIIIIIII!!!!!
Pierre: it’s been quite a while but it’s so good to finally see Nobi competing in an EAW ring again!
Deadprez: Well he better be ready. EAW isn’t the same as it was before. I’d say the talent level around here has only gotten better, and Nobi better be ready to catch up.
(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones, jr hits as Terry Chambers makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 287 pounds… TERRRRRYYYYYYY CCCHHHAAAMMMBBEEERRRSSS!!!!
Pierre: And here is Terry Chambers, looking to rebound after a hard fought match against the Openweight Champion, Andrea Valentine, back at Midsummer Massacre.
Deadprez: Terry may not have been the winner at MSM, but no one can deny the fact that he’s been turning up his intensity lately. And now he’s looking to start fresh and build some momentum.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: Both men already locking up in the center of the ring! Nobi goes for a side headlock! But Terry lifts him up for a back body drop before he can even lock it in! Nobi better shake this ring rust off quickly! Terry is in game mode! And now he drops on top of Nobi! Raining down shots and trying to pound him into the ground! Now Terry gets up! Hits the ropes! RUNNING ELBOW DROP DRIVEN RIGHT INTO NOBI’S HEART! And now he pulls Nobi up, has him in position! He puts NOBI’S head down and lifts him into a powerbomb scenario! He runs! Looking for the turnbuckle powerbomb!
Deadprez: OH! NOBI JUST PUSHED OFF OF TERRY’S SHOULDERS AND OVER HIS HEAD! BUT TERRY JUST COLLIDED WITH THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! NOBI GETS A ROLL UP FROM BEHIND!
Not enough! Terry kicks out before the two count! But Nobi is right on him! He pulls him up! Good to see the intensity out of the returning Nobi! Big right hand! And a left! Nobi taking it to Terry right now! The crowd is counting!
Terry just went low and tied up! He didn’t wanna keep taking those shots and risk getting knocked out! He has Nobi in a loose bear hug, just trying to protect his head for the moment. But now Nobi is dropping elbows into Terry’s back! Terry is down to a knee! NOBI PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT! And here it is! NOBI WAVES HIS HAND TO SIGNAL FOR THE CROWD!
Pierre: NOBI HITS THE ROPES! FIVE! KNUCKLE! SHUFFLE! Terry is holding his head in pain! He doesn’t seem to know where he is! But Nobi is in position! Has him up! Ready to end it! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!
Deadprez: Fails! Terry grabbed ahold of Nobi’s head and used the momentum of the Attitude Adjustment to bring Nobi down hard with a flying neckbreaker and take the impact off himself! Terry is shaking the cobwebs off! He’s back to his knees and sees Nobi is down!
Pierre: Terry pulls him up and puts him in position again! Has him up! Trying once more! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB CONNECTS!! Nobi is hobbling out of the corner clutching his back! Doesn’t see Terry in position! Grabs him! Swings back! CHAMBERS OF PAIN! The end of days plants Nobi! Cover!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner by pinfall… TERRRYYYYYY CCCHHAAMMBBBEEERRRSSSS!!!!!!
Deadprez: I told you, Terry has turned up the intensity and he shows it here tonight!
Pierre: We all have great admiration for Nobi, and he had some good moments here, but in this new EAW, everyone needs to step their game up! Let this be a signal to everyone!
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(Camera returns to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring as “Ice Tray” By Quavo hits as The Heart Break Boy steps out to loud cheers from the audience as he steps out with the Interwire Championship around his waist)
Aaron: Introducing first, from Ferguson, Missouri! Weighing in at 220 Pounds! THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!! THEEEEE HEAAAARTTTT BREAAAAKKKKK BOOOYYYYYY…!!!
Deadprez: Can you believe it? This walking relic is holding championship gold in 2018, this is blasphemy!
Pierre: Shut the hell up! It was a great iron man match classic between two great competitors! And I believe this is the resurgence HBB has needed in his career!
(“Pray For Em” By Meek Mills hits to a loud reaction from the crowd as Malcolm Jones steps out donning a custom “Drillmatic” inspired Bathing Ape hoodie with the Unified Tag Team Championship strapped around his waist)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: And we start with a collar and elbow tie up! Test of strength between the two competitors, both men jacking for position! HBB quickly gaining a side headlock on Malcolm Jones! Jones switching control over HBB as he applies a hammerlock placing the Heart Break Boy’s arm behind his back, and continues to wrench on the hammerlock! HBB though fires his elbow back into the face of Malcolm Jones! Malcolm backing up as HBB comes forward and stuns him with a knife edge chop! And then he follows it up with another knife edge chop! HBB grabbing the arm of Malcolm and sends him into the ropes for an irish whip!
Deadprez: Malcolm coming back as HBB bends looking to send him overhead with a back body drop! But Malcolm with a punt kick to the shoulder of HBB! Malcolm comes forward with a forearm smash to the face of HBB! HBB though coming back and sends a big right hand over the top to the face of Malcolm! Malcolm pushes forward hooking HBB by the head and sends a jaw jacking european uppercut! Malcolm applying the front facelock on HBB and he sends him overhead with a beautiful snap suplex!
Pierre: Malcolm isn’t done as he waits for HBB who is just getting back up to his feet,AND HE LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Who knows what he could be going for here! HBB though sends his elbow to the side of the jaw of Jones! HBB repeatedly driving his elbow to the jaw of Jones! He drops off his shoulder! Jones turns around HBB looks FOR THE CUTTER!! Jones hooking HBB from behind by his waist! AND HE PLANTS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! Malcolm rising up to his feet as he begins grabbing and pulling HBB up by his hair, and he hooks his hands around his waist AND HE SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A BEAUTIFUL BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Deadprez: HBB holding his lower back as Malcolm makes his way over to HBB and applies a rear chin lock putting his knee into the back of HBB and pulling back on his chin! HBB trying to will his way back up to his feet! He’s stirring! He’s rising, and he’s stirring up! HBB BURYING HIS ELBOW IN THE MID-SECTION OF MALCOLM AND HE REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS ELBOW TO THE RIBS! Malcolm breaking the hold as he goes right back at HBB WHO LIFTS HIM FOR AN ATOMIC DROP! AND HE LIFTS HIM FOR ANOTHER ATOMIC DROP!
Pierre: HBB scooping Malcolm up, AND HE PLANTS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!! SCOOP SLAM! The interwire champion gaining his momentum as he makes his way over to the turnbuckle! He’s climbing, HBB fully perched on the top turnbuckle! HE FLIES!! HEART BREAK ELBOW CONNECTING!! HBB CONNECTING WITH THE HEART BREAK ELBOW ON MALCOLM JONES!! Malcolm down as HBB kips up to his feet and makes his way to the opposite corner as he begins TUNING UP THE BAND FOR THE GOLD PRINT!! MALCOLM DUCKS THE INCOMING SUPERKICK!
Deadprez: HBB TURNS AS MALCOLM RUNS!!! C-NOTE!!! HBB WITH A PUNT KICK TO THE SKULL OF MALCOLM KNOCKING HIM INTO THE ROPES! Malcolm backed up as HBB runs at him BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION BY MALCOLM!! AND HE DOUBLES OVER HBB BEFORE!! OH MAN!! THE L TRAIN!!! FRONTFLIP PILEDRIVER!! AND HECOVERS THE HEART BREAK BOY!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Pray For Em” By Meek Mill hits as Malcolm Jones raises his hands high in the air)
Deadprez: WHAT A BIG WIN FOR MALCOLM JONES!! HE JUST DEFEATED THE RECENTLY CROWNED INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!
Pierre: You have to think even though he holds the Unified Tag Team Championship as one half of Drillmatic that that victory has to put him in serious contention for the Interwire Championship!
(Camera pans backstage to The Revenant, Shane Gates and Damon Diesel backstage)
The Revenant: Listen, I’ve been meaning to talk to you guys about this and I understand that the formation of this group we are to look out for each other, it’s a hidden brother code but at Midsummer Massacre, I wanted that match to remain pure, I wanted to show that I could win that championship on my own. I appreciated the help but Midsummer Massacre has come and gone. We’ve got three comedy acts who want to get involved in our business.
Damon: You talking about the Core Brothers and Viktor Jackson?
Revenant: Exactly, and it’s obvious we are involved in a turf war for our brand, our show, we are the three best wrestlers on this show and as far as I am concerned we are the only dominant faction on this brand!
Shane: I have my own gripes with Shane but if he thinks aligning himself with the Core Brothers is going to protect him from me kicking his fucking head in then he has another thing coming.
Revenant: So I came from Hurricane Hawk’s office and the war is going to start, next week on Showdown, the Core Brothers and Viktor will fight us in a six man Extreme Rules tag team match. And we will put the final nail in their coffin and remind everyone just who the hell we really ar-
Deadprez: LOOK!! MARCO AND RICO AND VIKTOR JACKSON!!! THEY BEGIN TANGLING WITH THE NEO SYNDICATE ONCE AGAIN!!! THIS IS A BRAWL GOING ON BACKSTAGE AS ALL THREE OF THESE COMPETITORS BEGIN TRADING RIGHT HANDS WITH EACH OTHER!
Pierre: THIS IS BREAKING DOWN INTO A WAR, A WAR THAT WILL BE TAKEN TO THE EXTREME NEXT WEEK ON SHOWDOWN!!!! BUT LOOK!! SECURITY DISTANCING THESE MEN AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!!!
(–Final Commercial Break — MidSummer Massacre On DEMAND!)
(Camera returns as the EAW Championship graphic is shown)
Aaron: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for THE ELITEEE ANSWERSSSS WRESTLINGGGG CHAAAAMPIONSHIPPPP!!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac begins to play to loud cheers as TLA begins driving his way out to the arena with a custom lowrider)
Deadprez: TLA barely got this match cause Cody went ahead and got himself disqualified which I do not agree with but yeah we have an EAW Championship match tonight!
Pierre: TLA earned this opportunity and he has no reason to doubt he’ll walk out of here with the championship!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hits as Jim Hammerlock and Diamond Cage make their way through the curtain as Cage has the EAW Championship strapped around his waist and Jim Hammerlock is shown slapping the hands of fans for high fives)
Pierre: You have to doubt that the EAW Champion is in any kind of condition to compete after that hellacious Barbwire Steel Cage match last weekend but he’s here by all means to defen- CODY MARSHALL WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! CODY MARSHALL CRACKING DIAMOND CAGE FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! AND HE SMASHES JIM HAMMERLOCK AS WELL OVER THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! AND HE REPEATEDLY SMASHES THE CHAIR OF THE SPINE OF CAGE!!!
Deadprez: LOOK!! TLA RUSHING OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS CODY SWINGS FOR TLA’S HEAD!! TLA DUCKS THE INCOMING CHAIRSHOT!! AND HE SENDS A BIG RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF CODY MARSHALL!! TLA REPEATEDLY PUNCHING AWAY AT CODY!! BUT CODY WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE MID-SECTION OF TLA!! AND HE GRABS HIM! AND DRAGS AND SMASHES HIS FACE OFF THE RING APRON! Cody grabbing TLA and sending him inside the ring! CODY RUSHES INSIDE AND TLA SCRAMBLES UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A BIG BOOT!!!
Pierre: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!! ARE WE EVEN GOING TO HAVE A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! CAGE ON THE RAMP IS CRAWLING, TRYING TO CRAWL HIS WAY TO THE RING!! BUT CODY MARSHALL!! CODY GRABBING TLA AND SENDING HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! Cody making his way over to us, AND HE REMOVES OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER AND OUR MONITORS!! HE GRABS TLA!! HE LIFTS HIM!!! ELEVATED POWERBOMB RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! CODY HAS JUST RUINED A SHOWDOWN EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT AND HE’S THE LAST MAN STANDING!! Cody begins leaving through the crowd as some of these fans are cheering and some are booing!
Deadprez: THE FALLOUT FROM THIS WILL BE ON THE EAWRESTLING WEBSITE!! THIS IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TONIGHT!! WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!! GOODNIGHT!!
(One last shot of Cody Marshall in the crowd looking at his work as officials begin attending to TLA and some begin attending to Cage as well)
(Camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)