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Showdown 4/17/21

(EAW intro plays.)

(RECAP: The recap opens with Jack Ripley addressing the events from Under Siege before being interrupted by Xavier Williams, who would soon challenge Jack to a match at Grand Rampage, which Jack soon accepted, making the match official. After that, we had our first piece of action in the night, which pitted James Ranger against Strawberry Steve, which James Ranger was able to prevail in, building momentum towards GR. Cage was seen talking to Lucas Johnson afterwards where we’d soon find out Lucas Johnson will be another in the Grand Rampage match, undoubtedly making him and Cage even bigger threats going into the event. An interview for Jon Kelton was next, letting the world know that he’s receiving a new change in attitude whether people like it or not, and it’s gonna help him reign supreme in Grand Rampage. Ryan “The Reaper” Matthews went up against Bronson Daniels next, but this wasn’t a match, more so an easy victory for Bronson Daniels who was quick to lay Ryan to rest and send a message to Ronan Malosi. But from there, Bethany Blue met with Hurricane Hawk in his office, informing him she wanted some gold, unfortunately for Blue, nothing would be able to be done in that department, but Hawk did tell her an opportunity will present itself. Justin Windgate was seen live via satellite up next, letting us know he’ll be returning in time to be apart of the Grand Rampage match. After that, Ryan Wilson took on Bethany Blue in their awaited No Holds Barred match, and after loads of brutality inflicted on one another, Bethany Blue walked out with her hand raised at the end of the day. Bronson Daniels was seen at the locker room door of Ronan Malosi, looking to fight after the events that transpired last week between the two, but Ronan would proceed to hide behind Alissa to avoid confrontation, letting Daniels know he’ll see him at Grand Rampage. And after that, Malosi had a match against Kassidy Heart, which he was dominated in and beaten pretty decisively by our Answers World Champion, perhaps not taking Kassidy as serious as he should’ve. Consuela Rose Ava reflected on her career after that, acknowledging she’s never been World Champion in her career and looking to possibly change that come Grand Rampage as she goes head to head with Kassidy Heart. From there, we had our main event of the evening with Ms. Extreme taking on Raven Roberts, who walked out victorious after a hard fought match. And the two would proceed to shake hands as the show faded to black. The recap ends.)

RECAP END.

(“Uncontainable” by Set It Off hits as blue and white pyro explodes on top of the stage and then the blue lights and lasers shine throughout the arena as the virtual fans are cheering ready for the show to begin.)

(SCREEN BAR — EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY!)

Deadprez: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE FLAGSHIP PROGRAM OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING…..SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN!!!

Eve: We are LIVE! And the fastlane to Grand Rampage continues here tonight, and what a show we have for you tonight. 

Gavin Kirkland: I for sure am going to enjoy the blue brand’s main event for Grand Rampage. :mjlit:

Deadprez: Not just that, but we have the field filling up for the Grand Rampage match, and Team Blue has some amazing competition such as Raven Roberts, last year’s runner up, Cage, and even the returning Justin Windgate! 

Eve: No doubt an amazing field, but tonight, we have a Grand Rampage preview match with Cage and Raven, along with a battle of two number one contenders, Bronson Daniels and Consuela Rose Ava in our main event! And we begin, RIGHT NOW! 

(Showdown goes from the commentary booth to the ring as it’s set up as usual in these types of segments, in a contract signing setting. The canvas has been overlaid by a black carpet along with a table and two chairs on each side of the table, though there’s one thing that’s different. Instead of the usual office chairs there’s only one office chair present, the other is replaced by a royal throne which gleams in the spotlight of the World 1 Theatre, it should be pretty obvious who is going to be seated at that position. The crowd is buzzing but cheers loudly as the camera focuses on the Showdown General Manager, Hurricane Hawk, who smiles as he looks around at the hyped virtual crowd here tonight. He takes a moment, letting the cheers die down as he from there, then begins to speak.)

Hurricane Hawk: Thank you, thank you. I’m sure you all know why we’re out here today, and that’s to make the Answers World Championship matchup between the Champion, King Kass, and the challenger, Consuela Rose Ava, official at Grand Rampage.

(The crowd once again cheers as Hawk pauses to let them show their anticipation for the bout. If there’s one thing for certain it’s clear that it’s going to be a great title match at Grand Rampage and a clash of some of the best that Showdown has to offer. But after their words to one another these past few weeks, how is this contract signing going to go? Back at Under Siege King Kass’ and Answers World Champion at the time, Jack Ripley’s contract signing, ended surprisingly civil. Who knows if that’s the precedent for this contract signing, it’s all unpredictability. The crowd once again dies down as Hawk once again continues to speak)

Hurricane Hawk: I don’t blame any of you for being excited for what’s going to happen right here. Both King Kass and Consuela are the standard for not just Showdown, but elitists in general. They’ve both put in the work and after Grand Rampage is said and done one of them will get their due. King Kass is out to make a point that she is the best wrestler in the world, while Consuela is out to prove that she’s able to make that leap into the World Championship division and no doubt winning the Answers World Championship would give us the answer!

Hurricane Hawk: But enough of the talking, I’m sure you don’t want to hear it from me, you want to hear it from the competitors in this matchup. So without further ado, I introduce the challenger first. Please welcome, Consuela Rose Ava!

(The crowd cheers loudly as ‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes plays through the speakers of the arena. It isn’t long before Consuela Rose Ava makes her way out to the stage with a big smile on her face as she stands at the center. She of course is competing in the main event tonight going up against Bronson Daniels, so she has her ring gear on along with her own EAW branded t-shirt over it as well. She scans the hyped crowd as she nods her head slowly, her hands on her hips before she focuses on the ring. She from there begins to make her way down the ramp, keeping a smile plastered on her face as she does so. She passes the bottom of the ramp as she makes her way up the steel steps, looking out on the apron for a good moment, taking her time, as she enters into the ring. She makes her way over to the Showdown GM who has politely stood there and shakes his hand, before Consuela makes her way over to her chair, casually looking over to the throne across from it as she can only shrug her shoulders in response. Consuela takes a seat as from there ‘We Appreciate Power’ fades out) 

Hurricane Hawk: Consuela before we continue, I thank you for joining us today.

Consuela Rose Ava: Oh of course, I wouldn’t miss this for the world.

Hurricane Hawk: :wow: Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s introduce the Champion. Please welcome, the Answers World Champion, King Kass!

(After a while ‘Monster’ by Kanye West plays up to a pop from the crowd in anticipation for who’s coming out. It isn’t long before King Kass makes her way out to the stage, the King of Elite crown on her head along with the Answers World Championship around her shoulder. She keeps a serious look of business on her face as she doesn’t take the time to look around at the hyped crowd rather not waste time on any theatrics and make her way down the ramp and towards the ring. She makes her way up the ramp and onto the apron before entering into the ring. The only sign of any sort of look from Kass is the smug look when she sees the throne that has been placed for her as she doesn’t bother to shake hands with Hawk like Consuela did, rather take her Championship off of her shoulder and hold it in front of Consuela, who seems completely unphased, before King Kass takes a seat across from her. Both of them look to one another with mirroring expressions of seriousness as ‘Monster’ fades out and Hawk steps forward to break the tense situation for the moment)

Hurricane Hawk: Once again, King Kass thank you for joining us tonight as well.

King Kass: I mean, what other choice did I have? You wanted a contract signing to make this match ‘official’ despite the fact I have the ability to snap my fingers and literally make anything I want official, but whatever. You want it to be about you, instead of it being about me, the King of Elite and Answers World Champion, and as a giving monarch, I’ll let you have this moment.

Hurricane Hawk: :lupe: Alrighty then. I’ll back up and let you two speak if you have any words for one another before we sign the contract and make the match official, the floor is yours.

(Both of them continuing to look at one another as Consuela gazes at the microphone on the table to her right. She takes it as she brings it up to her mouth, looking to be the person who gets the first say in this contract signing as King Kass stays nonchalant and calm)

Consuela Rose Ava: It wouldn’t be so truthful of me not to talk about the times you got the best of me. From the Empire days, and I’m sure we loved Empire, to recently, when I went up against you one-on-one in the King of Elite tournament. I knew very well that I had what it takes to beat you, most importantly, that I had what it takes to become the first female King of Elite holder, but unfortunately, luck didn’t bounce my way that night. But in case you didn’t realize Kassidy, times have changed. My confidence has only boosted since then and I vow that I’m not even close to hitting my ceiling just yet. That’s something that I’ve always said, even if it’s looking back to my 24/7 Contract days when I was out to prove that I was more than the Specialists Championship, or in the present moment where I’m now out to prove that I’m more than the Specialists and Interwire Championship now. I know that I am capable of more than what people believe my ceiling is, and I’m out here to prove that I am a World Champion in the making.

(King Kass rolls her eyes as she hears that before taking her mic as well, looking to respond to what Consuela had to say towards her. She’s most likely not going to agree that she is going to become the Answers World Champion at Grand Rampage, especially not at her expense.)

King Kass: This is kewt. I’m glad you want to take on the role of underdog, because that’s exactly what you are when you step up against me. However, this isn’t your own fantasyland, Consuela, where the underdog ends up coming out on top, toppling the King of the whole fucking world. I’m the only person here with the ability to snap her fingers and have shit fall into place exactly the way it’s supposed too. This is the reality you live in and I’m the Answers World Champion for a reason. Taking the title from me is impossible. It doesn’t matter who the fuck you are. You are going to learn that come Grand Rampage when I slap you back down to Earth and stamp my ticket to Pain for Pride. I accept all challenges, and it’s going to give me a tremendous amount of pleasure to remind you of why I have always dominated our matches and come out on top. The road to Pain for Pride was set for me back at last year’s Draft Show, when I made my intentions for this championship perfectly clear. I’m going to defend this championship in the main event, and nobody is going to take that away from me.

Consuela Rose Ava: I get that nobody expects me to main event Pain For Pride, but I don’t care about the expectations of others, because I know that I can headline the entire thing. The only way I can see myself doing that is winning at Grand Rampage. As much as people want to say that’s not going to happen, especially you, it’s a reality that people will soon accept.

King Kass: You’re a dreamer, Consuela. You’re not a real main eventer. That’s the biggest misconception you have about yourself right now, and that right there is the difference between you and I. While you dream about the possibility that you will become Answers World Champion, I stand here as the actual champion knowing damn well that I’m going to get this shit done come Grand Rampage. That’s how it’s always gone down for me, and that’s not changing at Grand Rampage; not this year. I’m walking out of that event with my pride intact and my gold still wrapped around my waist.

(Consuela smirks as she hears that from King Kass. She only shakes her head as she looks towards her and continues to speak from there)

Consuela Rose Ava: Watch my match with Bronson in the main event. I can guarantee you, you are going to see nothing but main event caliber talent coming from me, because that’s the position I see myself in. I am confident enough to step up and say to your face that I am going to be your new Answers World Champion at Grand Rampage and there is going to be absolutely nothing you can do about it.

King Kass: 🙄 Sure, Jan! Wouldn’t miss it for the world! I’ll even join commentary during the match. How does that sound?

Consuela Rose Ava: I think we have a plan. I’ll be seeing you later on and at Grand Rampage. Now let’s make this official shall we?

(Consuela takes the leather binder that is at the middle of the table and brings it over to her side of the table. She opens the binder to show the contract for the Answers World Championship match, the Grand Rampage logo prominent on top of the piece of paper. She takes the pen and clicks it as she signs the contract to the cheers of the crowd, King Kass’ smirk only growing as Consuela takes the contract and pushes it towards King Kass)

(Kassidy flicks the generic pen away that was placed on her side of the table and takes out a gold trimmed, calligraphy pen with peacock blue ink. She scrawls her signature across the contract and shuts the binder, as the virtual crowd becomes unhinged knowing that this match is now official. Before Consuela or even Hurricane Hawk can speak, Kassidy decides she’s got one last thought on her mind.)

King Kass: This match is the last thing you need, Consuela, because absolutely fucking nothing is getting in my way when it comes to headlining Pain for Pride. I have had to sit back and watch plenty of inferior people get the spotlight that I have been fighting for since I won the Iconic Cup and cemented myself as something other than a tag team competitor. I know EXACTLY who I want come Pain for Pride, and you know as well as I do that I’m going to get my way. You picked the wrong champion to challenge. You should have set your sights on Darcy. You aren’t in my fucking league and you damn sure aren’t going to be the reason Kassidy Heart, the reigning King of Elite, the reigning Answers World Champion, the future fucking Best of all Time, the Crown Jewel of this Business, and the heir apparent to absolutely everything this place can offer me, doesn’t get her goddamn Pain for Pride main event. I’ll beat you black and blue, and leave you battered and bruised if I have too, but you’re not taking my championship. I would wish you luck, but fuck you, Consuela.

(Consuela narrows her eyes at Kassidy. No doubt the tone of the contract signing had just changed in a dramatic way.)

Hurricane Hawk: :lupe:

(Both women are staring daggers at one another and Hawk nervously laughs.)

Hurricane Hawk: Thank you ladies, your match at Grand Rampage is now official.

(Hawk quickly takes the binder away from the table as both of them stand up from their seats. Both of them have an intense staredown as King Kass takes her Answers World Championship and raises it high in the air for everyone to see as the crowd continues to show their support for not just her, but Consuela as well. Consuela breaks her gaze from King Kass to look up to the Answers World Championship, not needing any words to say that she believes that title is going to be her future. The last shot is King Kass and Consuela staring off as from there, Showdown then fades out to commercial break.)

(Commercial advertising the phases of Drake King action figure 3 piece set. The “OK” Dork, The World Heavyweight Champion, and the Messiah.)

(The camera cuts backstage to Kyra Phillips.)

Kyra Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen at this time please welcome my special guest… he is the Big Berry Bhampion… STRAWBERRY STEVE!!!

(The camera zooms out to reveal Strawberry Steve standing nearby as Kyra walks up to him with the microphone.)

Kyra Phillips: The people have been speculating on this for many many weeks. But they also demand answers. So Steve we are here looking to find out exactly what you have to say.

Strawberry Steve: OK.

Kyra Phillips: Well? What do you have to say?

Strawberry Steve: Not much.

Kyra Phillips: Oh.

Strawberry Steve: Yes.

Kyra Phillips: Well we need some kind of confirmation at least Steve. So why don’t you let the people know! What they have been asking all this time! Give the people what they need!

Strawberry Steve: Maybe.

Kyra Phillips: No! No maybe! Steve we demand an answer! We demand to know if you will be competing in the Grand Rampage this year!

Strawberry Steve: Cool.

Kyra Phillips: The competition will be fierce.

Strawberry Steve: I doubt it.

Kyra Phillips: So will you be in the Grand Rampage or not?

Strawberry Steve: Am I in Grand Rampage? Maybe, maybe not.

Kyra Phillips: What? You don’t even know if you are in it or not? Shouldn’t someone have told you if you are or not?

Strawberry Steve: I guess.

Kyra Phillips: Well that is disappointing. I was hoping we would be getting some answers tonight but clearly that is just not going to happen. That sucks.

Strawberry Steve: Agreed.

Kyra Phillips: Well I guess that is all we have time for now! It was great to hear from the Big Berry Bhampion himself but lets take it back to rings-

???: Hahaha not so fast!

Kyra Phillips: Oh god no. It’s another former EAW member who has come back to challenge Strawberry Steve for the BBB Title isn’t it?

???: Awww did you miss me Kyra baby? I know that I have been reaping your heart ever since I met you!

(Ryan Reaper enters into view of the camera with a devious smile on his face as well as a terribly wig and dark sunglasses to hide his obvious identity as SKA.)

Kyra Phillips: What the hell? SKA get out of here nobody wants to see your bitch ass around here.

Ryan Reaper: SKA? No no no beloved it is I Ryan Reaper! And I am here to say that if Strawberry Steve is not interested then I myself will be entering into the Grand Rampage in his place!

Kyra Phillips: I mean you are obviously SKA. Why do we even let people like you backstage?

Ryan Reaper: I told you bitch! I ain’t SKA!

Kyra Phillips: Well you look the same to me.

Strawberry Steve: Gottem.

Ryan Reaper: Now listen here slut! I am going to slap the shit out of you if you disrespect me like that again! Strawberry Steve owes me a rematch for the Big Berry Bhampionship and I am going to take what is rightfully mi-

Kyra Phillips: A rematch? As in you have already faced him before?

Strawberry Steve: Gottem.

Ryan Reaper: SHUT UP!

(Ryan Reaper whips his sunglasses off angrily and tosses them at Kyra Phillips as his wig falls off as well revealing SKA beneath. He begins to advance on Kyra clenching his fists.)

SKA: I am going to make you feel the pain I felt when I discovered black people in the Netherlands. When I moved there it was indeed a problem. But do you know how I solve these problems? Well you are about to.

(SKA begins to advance on Kyra Phillips but Strawberry Steve stretches out one of his legs in front of him causing him to trip and land face first on the concrete.)

Strawberry Steve: Whoops.

Kyra Phillips: Oh my god Steve you saved me! I love you!

Strawberry Steve: No problem.

Kyra Phillips: I am going to give you everything and anything you could ever want!

Strawberry Steve: So can I go now?

Kyra Phillips: :noah:

Strawberry Steve: Oh yeah I am in Grand Rampage this year. I think…

Kyra Phillips: !!!!

(Kyra Phillips jumps up in excitement as she drives the heel of her high heels into the back of SKA who screams out in pain and begins crying on the mat.)

SKA: Just you wait! You won’t see through my next disguise!

Kyra Phillips: Quiet you! We just learned something very very important! The Big Berry Bhampion has spoken!

(Strawberry Steve leaves.)

Kyra Phillips: You heard it here first folks! Strawberry Steve MIGHT! He MIGHT be in the Grand Rampage! We don’t know for sure but just the possibility that he may indeed show up is good enough for me! The excitement is immeasurable! Oh you can leave too.

SKA: No… I am still on the roster.

Kyra Phillips: Oh nah. Security! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Security swarms the area beating the shit out of SKA with batons and dragging him away. As they go they bump into Strawberry Steve who has only made it a short way from the interview area. Steve falls over but then performs a kip up and doesn’t spill a single drop of his strawberry smoothie in the process. He winks towards Kyra as he takes a long sip from the smoothie which slowly begins to drain revealing the Grand Rampage logo at the bottom of the cup.)

Kyra Phillips: Well, looks like it’s confirmed.

(The camera pans back to the ring where Gina Romano stands ready to announce the first match of the night.)

Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for!

Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

( ‘If You Smell’ by Adam Massacre plays next over the sound system as the former Big Boogie Bhampion makes his way to the ring! He doesn’t look too happy which is contrary to his regular vibe. )

Gina Romano: Introducing first! From Jacksonville, Florida! Weighing at 260 pounds! THE WOOGIIIIIEMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Look at Woogie, man! He looks like he doesn’t want to be here.

Deadprez: I feel like the weight of frequent losses is beginning to get to him. This is definitely not normal behavior for one of EAW’s most optimistic-natured athletes we have.

Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT, from Boca Raton, Florida, weighing in at One Hundred- Twenty-Five Pounds…  DOCTOR BEEEEETTTTTTHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNYYYY BBBBBLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!

(‘ Bad Medicine ‘ by Bon Jovi plays and Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way down the ring receiving cheers and praise from the virtual audience.)

Gavin Kirkland: On the other hand the Doctor looks like the weight of the World got off her shoulders!

Deadprez: Well she got her revenge against her torturer last week with a win over former General Manager, Ryan Wilson! Tonight is a chance to work toward getting her next big opportunity!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Eve: And this match is officially underway! Both are standing in front of each other, Bethany is looking up, her head raised staring into the soul of The Woogieman who has several inches of height advantage over EAW’s resident doctor! 

Deadprez: 5”9 for the Doctor versus 6”5 for the People’s Champion.

Gavin Kirkland:  Let’s not forget Woogieman has 135 pounds weight advantage over her too! That’s like HER ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT Plus Ten Pounds!! 

Eve: Yet that doesn’t seem to phase the Mistress of Hardcore at all as she is standing in such a pose showing confidence and allure as opposed to Woogie who doesn’t seem like he wants to be there! The two engages in a clinch easily powered off by Woog who shoves her off but she quickly goes back to him with a series of shin kicks making the Woog skip around trying to fend her off but she is hard on the attack throwing stiff kicks to his shins and behind his knee. He ends up taking a knee down, the attacks go up to his chest and then his face as she throws in elbows and forearms which ends up with a thumb to the eyes by Woogie who then rolls down and outside of the ring for a breather this seems to be too much for him!  Bethany meanwhile recovers quickly from the thumb grunting and goes to the apron on the outside of the ring and looks down on Woogie.

Eve: The man turns to face Bethany WHO CONNECTS WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE APRON!! WOOG IS DOWN And Bethany Is Rousing The Crowd Who Responds In-Kind! Bethany is in control at the moment this doesn’t look like it will be a good night for the Jacksonville native. 

Gavin Kirkland: Damn, she’s so hot when she’s in control. 

Eve: She doesn’t swing that way. 

Gavin Kirkland: It’s just a phase! :noah:

Deadprez: Geez…

Eve: Woogieman gets up to his knees but he gets brought down again with a running knee to the back of the head taking him down and flat on his face as the Doctor then checks upon him. She literally is checking upon him as the official is beginning to count them! She is slowly helping Woogie up BUT THEN SHE WHIPS HIM ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! 

Dr. Bethany Blue: You can do better Woogieman! Come on now! How can you become my nurse if you are so lethargic?

Gavin Kirkland: Somehow I can’t imagine Woog with a nurse’s outfit.

Eve: But you did imagine it?

Gavin Kirkland: I don’t want to think about it, again!

Eve: Moving on fellas the action is not going to describe itself as Woogieman is shoved into the ring by Bethany who seems to be in control so far. She throws him a few elbows before whipping him into the ropes and she goes to the knee again with a leg sweep tripping the Woogieman down before going for a Boston Crab as she is literally climbed on his back! The official is checking up on Woog asking him if he will submit and he yells now before getting to his knees with Bethany now on his back! He quickly gets vertical fully and takes a few steps forward before jumping and dropping down with a Samoan Drop! Down goes Bethany taking a fair good share of Woog’s weight on her as she slams on the floor! He goes for a cover!

Referee: One! 

Gavin Kirkland: Bethany lifts the shoulder up!

Deadprez: Woogieman will need to do much more than that in order to keep the Doctor down. 

Eve: Woogieman goes for a leg drop on a downed Bethany followed by a pair of elbow drops and an armbar keeping her grounded to the mat! He then manages to turn the move, changing it actually into a Crossface! Woog is trying to get the Doctor to submit! The official is checking to see if Bethany will give up, she is saying no! Problem is she is far from the ropes will she be able to power her way to them! Slowly she crawls! Woog is trying to keep her from getting to the ropes but he fails! Bethany has a hold of the bottom rope as the official orders Woog to let go of his opponent! What a display of strength by Doctor Blue who managed to crawl with the full of Woogieman’s weight on her back!! The official counts Woogie who ends up letting go of Bethany! He steps back and then grabs her by the waist dead lifting her into a perfect german suplex which he follows up with a pinfall attempt! 

Referee: One! 

Gavin Kirkland: Bethany lifts the shoulder up! 

Eve: Woog slaps the mat he looks to be getting a bit angry as he gets up and picks up the Doctor as well, he aims for yet another German but he overshoots! Blue lands on her feet and as Woog gets back up she clips him with an European forearm followed by a chop block to the knee taking down the Woog to his knees again! She goes to the ropes, slingshot bulldog! Woog’s face smacks on the mat but not for long as he gets picked up by Bethany getting him to his knees. She goes to the ropes, leaping for a crossbody BUT WOOG TURNS IT INTO A SPINEBUSTER AND HE SPRINGS TO HIS FEET!! Will We See The People’s Elbow? Yes We Do! And He Applies It Perfectly!! The crowd is cheering WAIT NO! BETHANY JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AS WOOG WAS DRIVING HIS ELBOW DOWN! Doctor with a series of fists to Woogie who is trying to protect himself as best as he can despite his size and weight advantage. This has not been a good match for him tonight. She gets him to his feet again, Irish whip to the ropes countered into a hard throw into the corner Bethany hits the corner hard! This seems to be his opportunity as Bethany is on her knees leaning against the corner. He is facing her on the opposite one waiting for her to get up. He is poised for striking and the good Doctor is now vertical standing on her feet and stumbling forward. Woogie charges signaling for a spear! He lunges forward BUT BETHANY REVERSES IT WITH A CURB STOMP!!! SHE JUMPED JUST AS WOOG WAS LEAPING AND SHE MANAGED TO CATCH HIM ON THE WAY DOWN WITH THE STOMP! WOOG FLOPS DOWN ON THE MAP FACE LOOKING UP!! BETHANY WAISTS NO TIME QUICKLY REACHING INTO HER TIGHTS TAKING OUT A GLOVE!! 

Gavin Kirkland: Mandible Claw!! 

Deadprez: Say AHH!!

Eve: SHE APPLIES THE FINISHER SHE USED ON RYAN WILSON LAST WEEK!! WILL WOOGIEMAN TAP? WILL HE FORCE HIS WAY OUT? WILL HE PASS O-HE TAPS! THE WOOGIEMAN TAPPED!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!

( DING! DING!! DING!!! ) 

(‘ Bad Medicine ‘ by Bon Jovi plays and Dr. Bethany Blue gets her arm raised in victory by the official..)  

Gina Romano: Here is your winner: DOCTOR BETHANYYYY BLUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE!!

Gavin Kirkland: What a solid victory by Dr. Blue! 

Deadprez: What a counter to Woogieman’s spear it was well thought of to think it seemed like her opponent looked to be on his way to put her through some serious hurt with that spear! 

(We see Bethany climbing on the second turnbuckle cheering the fans on and signaling the belt movement.) 

Eve: Wait, is that … IT’S CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION JUST RAN IN THE RING AND AXE HANDLED THE DOCTOR! SHE GOES BELOW HER AND GRABS HER HIPS! POWERSLAAAAAAAM!!! BLUE LOOKS OUT AS BLEVINS MOUNTS ATOP OF THE DOCTOR AND THROWS A SERIES OF PUNCHES AND ELBOWS TO HER FACE AND HEAD! A CLEAR MESSAGE THAT BLUE DID A GRAVE MISTAKE BY ATTACKING HER!! 

Gavin Kirkland: It’s been a while my goth queen. :shaq: 

Deadprez: Bethany attacked Constance last week on Voltage, and it looks like the Specialists Champion is repaying the favor back!

Eve: Bethany is on one knee, and now Constance is measuring Bethany…SHE RUNS THE ROPES — “THE ABOLISHMENT”!!! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD OF THE DOCTOR!

Deadprez: Things are heating up between these two! Constance pays back Bethany from last Sunday! 

(Constance lifts the unconscious head of Bethany off the mat.)

Constance Blevins: (no mic) Watch your back. 

(The final shot is of Constance standing over the fallen body of Dr. Bethany Blue as Showdown fades to a commercial break.)

(A commercial for plastic surgeons, because for some reason it’s the most popular thing for EAW Elitists post PFP and post RTR.)

(The camera opens backstage into Jack Ripley’s locker room. He is taping up his wrists getting ready for his tag team match later on tonight. This goes on a few seconds before the door is heard opening.)

Jack Ripley: What do you want?

(Xavier Williams steps into the frame, also in his ring gear ready for the tag team match. He has his hands up as he approaches Jack.)

Xavier Williams: Hey, I come in peace. I’m just here to let you know that there’s going to be no games out there. We’re both professionals and both of us know we’re going to go out there, take care of our business, and then go about our own separate ways before our clash at Grand Rampage. 

Jack Ripley: No shit. You’re talking to the best tag team wrestler on the planet. I can work with literally anybody thrown beside me, just ask Bronson Daniels before King Of Elite when I had to carry him in that tag match. This is nothing new to me. Just stay out of my way out there and I’ll get you a win on your resume before Grand Rampage. 

Xavier Williams: Do you have any idea who you’re speaking to? You ain’t carrying me in anything. We both are capable of holding our own weight, and if we don’t, we hold each other accountable. And hey, this isn’t even our first time teaming up together. Remember when I chose YOU to go to battle alongside me in War Games earlier this season? 

Jack Ripley: And if I recall, you were the one who got pinned in that match. 

(Xavier gives a little side smile.)

Jack Ripley: And also, I went on to dethrone Jamie and become Answers World Champion, while you just sat in mediocrity. 

Xavier Williams: And where did all of that lead you? Right here, in the same exact place as me. Wanting to make a statement going into Pain for Pride without the headache of the Grand Rampage match. Maybe you and everybody else forgot, I’m the Best in the World, and at Grand Rampage, I’m going to prove that by taking you down. 

Jack Ripley: You’re still using that catchphrase? It isn’t 2016 anymore. I’ve surpassed you, and I could be doing better things than facing you at Grand Rampage, but I’m not the one to back away from a challenge. And yes, I had my eyes set on main eventing Pain for Pride, but it got taken from me at the finish line, but it isn’t going to stop me from making a huge impact at the show, which I will do, and it all starts with taking you down at Grand Rampage. It’s the only result that makes any sort of sense. 

Xavier Williams: I guess we’ll have to see about that, won’t we? 

Jack Ripley: I guess so. But tonight, stay out of my way. 

Xavier Williams: Likewise. 

(Xavier Williams backs away from Jack out of the locker room, as the scene then fades to black.)

(The camera then opens to the parking garage, where Ronan Malosi is wearing a suit, and his girlfriend Alissa Brady is walking besides him holding his Interwire Title on her shoulder. Both of them are about to enter a car, before Kyra Phillips walks up to them.)

Kyra Phillips: Excuse me, Ronan. I was wondering if I could get your though–

Ronan Malosi: Seriously? Now? Me and Alissa were about to hit the town, and you wanna come to me now? 

Kyra Phillips: Umm, I was jus–

Ronan Malosi: I know what you’re going to ask. The show’s not over, why am I leaving? Well, I made it clear to Hawk my injuries from last week is why I am not on the card tonight. I came here to finalize the paperwork for Grand Rampage. Even though I don’t agree with defending the title and the match should be moved to a later date, I am a fighting champion and will fight through the pain. 

(Ronan holds his jaw as if he were in pain.)

Alissa Brady: Baby, just get in the car! You shouldn’t be dealing with this! Let’s just get back to the hotel!

Ronan Malosi: Great idea! We can snuggle in bed and watch the main event tonight, where I’m sure Consuela Rose Ava is going to expose that fraud, Bronson Daniels and soften him up for me, maybe even to the point he won’t even make it to Grand Rampage. That guy really has the nerve to call my sweet flower Alissa names such as “hoe” and “slut”? Like who the hell does he think he is? Real tough guy threatening someone like her who isn’t even a wrestler. The guy is nothing more than a coward, and do you know what I do to cowards? I beat the shit out of them which is what I’m going to do at Grand Rampage, and THEN….

(Ronan soaks it in for a moment.)

Ronan Malosi: I’m walking into Pain for Pride…the INTERWIRE CHAMPION! Truly a full circle moment from a year ago on that show. 

Alissa Brady: Let’s just get back to the hotel. Watching that main event sounds fun, and do you know what? I’m feeling like wearing nothing but the Interwire Championship. :mjlit: 

Ronan Malosi: :krabs: !!!

???: You’ll always be known as the dude who got pissed on by a dog.

Ronan and Alissa: HUH?!

(Bronson comes out of nowhere, and Ronan throws Alissa in front of him as he tries to open the car door.)

Eve: BRONSON DANIELS!! AND OH MY!! RONAN THROWS HIS GIRLFRIEND IN FRONT OF HIM AND BRONSON CONNECTED WITH THE HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF ALISSA BRADY! 

Deadprez: Ronan opens the door to the car, and tells the driver to floor it as he picks up the Interwire Championship!

(Ronan’s car speeds off as he screams for Alissa, leaving her behind. Bronson looks at the car speeding off.)

Bronson Daniels: DAMMIT!

(Bronson turns around and sees Alissa on both knees, with her nose busted from the high knee a second ago.)

(Bronson then grabs the hair of Alissa.)

Bronson Daniels: I’m not stupid, I know you’re gonna interfere and play a role in trying to screw me over at Grand Rampage, so imma take your hoe ass out right now. 

Gavin Kirkland: HE WOULDN’T DARE!!!

Eve: He said last week he wouldn’t hesitate in taking Alissa out, and it looks like he’s about to do it! 

(Bronson lifts Alissa up and brings her on the hood of a random car.)

Deadprez: SAVAGE MODE!!!!!! The elevated underhook DDT on Alissa Brady!!

(Alissa lies motionless on the hood of the car, and Bronson just looks at her before stepping off the hood of the car and into the camera.)

Bronson Daniels: Like I said, you can keep running, but you can’t hide forever. Consider this a warning when you piss me off, there’s always consequences. I’m coming for the Interwire Championship! 

(Bronson again looks over at Alissa before back at the camera.)

Bronson Daniels: Now if you’ll excuse me, I got a main event to get ready for.

(Bronson walks away from the scene as medics attend to help Alissa Brady, as the scene fades to commercial.)

(Commercial for Jake Smith trying out for Hell’s Kitchen instead of MasterChef which didn’t work beforehand. He ends up getting eliminated first with Ramsay saying he has no future in cooking.)

(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)

Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!

Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!

(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL plays to a positive reaction as Jack Ripley makes his way down to the stage area and stopping as ‘BxMxC’ is replaced by “I Was King” by ONE OK ROCK as Xavier joins and heads down to the ring alongside him.)

Gina Romano: Introducing first! Weighing in at a combined weight of 422 pounds…THE TEAM OF JACK RIPLEY AND XAVIER WILLIAMS!

Eve: Last week, we found out Jack Ripley versus Xavier Williams would be taking place at Grand Rampage. This week, we find out that these two willl have to team up to take on Jon Kelton and James Ranger, and you have to think, what kind of tension is in the air right now?

Deadprez: I feel we always try to play this tension narrative, but what if there isn’t any tension tonight? What if these two can somehow coexist, I mean, we saw it when Jack Ripley teamed with Bronson Daniels to take on Chained Fury, we can be seeing right here again.They both seemed professional earlier tonight.

Eve: You aren’t wrong, I’d imagine Jack Ripley and Xavier Williams aren’t tryna add a few more blemishes to their records here in EAW. 

(‘I Was King’ gets replaced with ‘Red Eye’ by NBA Youngboy as Jon Kelton and Londyn Zelaya make their way through the curtain before James makes his way down to the ring alongside them as ‘Raise Up The Lights’ fades in.)

Gina Romano: And their opponents! Weighing in at a combined weight of 453 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Londyn Zelaya…THE TEAM OF JON KELTON AND JAMES RANGER!

Eve: We talk about competitors not looking to add another blemish to their records, that seems to be the same mindset of Jon Kelton and James Ranger, especially with Grand Rampage approaching! 

Deadprez: No doubt about that, these two need to pick up momentum and they both did in their respective matches against Cage and Strawberry Steve in the past few weeks! Let’s see if they can continue it tonight!

(Both teams settle in the ring as it’ll be Jon Kelton and Jack Ripley starting things off for their teams.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Eve: There’s the bell, and this match is officially underway with both Kelton and Ripley starting things off for their respective teams! Both men don’t take long to make a move as they lock up in the center of the ring, Kelton gets the early advantage with a side headlock! But Ripley is able to free himself as he bounces Kelton off the ropes!

Deadprez: But Kelton returns with a shoulder block that knocks Ripley down to the mat! Kelton looks to run off the ropes after that, but Ripley turns to his stomach, forcing Kelton to leap over him and rebound off the ropes once more, ONLY TO RUN INTO A DROPKICK FROM RIPLEY!

Eve: Jack caught him flush with that and brings Kelton back to his feet where he unloads with some sickening knife edge chops that you can hear echo throughout the arena! Those chops send Kelton back against the ropes where Ripley Irish whips him off! But Kelton reverses the Irish whip and sends Ripley to the opposite set of ropes instead! But Jack hangs on to said ropes, not returning to Jon Kelton, WHO CHARGES IN! BUT RIPLEY SIDESTEPS HIM AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!

Deadprez: Ranger senses his partner is in trouble and charges in at Jack! BUT RIPLEY DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM RANGER AND DELIVERS A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN, ONLY THIS TIME OVER THE TOP ROPE AS RANGER JOINS HIS PARTNER ON THE OUTSIDE! Jack Ripley signals something over to Williams and both men begin scaling the top rope with their back facing the two men on the outside! What could possibly be planned by these two?

Eve: A DOUBLE MOONSAULT AS WILLIAMS COMES CRASHING DOWN UPON RANGER AND RIPLEY DOES THE SAME WITH KELTON! These two may be opponents come Grand Rampage but they’re already working surprisingly well as a team, something I don’t think many expected.

Gavin Kirkland: Trust me, this is probably just a little facade to get the others guard down! I don’t trust this one bit!

Deadprez: That, or these two could just be professionals in that squared circle, just saying. :wow:

Eve: I wouldn’t be surprised if Gavin doesn’t know much about professionalism, I mean, have you heard his commentary?

Deadprez: :mjlol2:

Gavin Kirkland: :will:

Eve: BUT MEANWHILE IN THE RING, RIPLEY ROLLS KELTON BACK IN AND ATTEMPTS TO END THIS ONE EARLY!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!

Eve: Kelton kicks out and Ripley brings him back to his feet! Jack attempts to whip Kelton into his and Xav’s corner, but Kelton realizes the danger that could spell and plants his feet in the ground, not allowing Ripley to do that! AND INSTEAD SENDING JACK INTO HIS CORNER CHEST FIRST AS RIPLEY COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR OFF THAT IMPACT! JON DRAGS JACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND ATTEMPTS A PINFALL! 

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWW-

Deadprez: An early kickout there by Jack, who sits up to a seating position! But Kelton is immediately on him with a rear chinlock that he cinches in on tight! Jack looks to pry the arms of Kelton from around his head and neck area, but it’s not use! Ripley looks to mount a rally and attempts to get back to his feet, which he does! AND LOOK AT RIPLEY, THROWING SOME BACK ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION OF KELTON TO GET HIM TO RELEASE HIS HOLD OVER HIM!

Eve: RIPLEY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AFTER THAT, BUT HE RUNS INTO A SIDEWALK SLAM FROM KELTON, THE POWER HE POSSESSES ON FULL DISPLAY AS HE LIFTED RIPLEY UP WITH EASE! KELTON DRAGS RIPLEY OVER INTO HIS CORNER AND BEGINS DELIVERING STOMP AFTER STOMP AFTER STOMP, CERTAINLY STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO RIP-

**TAG!!**

Deadprez: THERE’S THE TAG FROM JAMES RANGER, AND IT DOESNT LOOK AS IF KELTON IS TOO PLEASED WITH THAT, PERHAPS HE WASN’T LOOKING TO TAG IN JUST YET! But nonetheless, Kelton heads out to the apron as Ranger looks to continue the little stomp barrage done by Kelton before the referee looks to intervene and drags Ranger away, looking to give Ripley a little bit of separation!

Eve: BUT LOOK AT KELTON, WHO STICKS HIS FOOT THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND REIGNS DOWN STOMPS ON THE SUNKEN JACK RIPLEY IN THAT CORNER! AND THIS IS ALL UNBEKNOWNST TO THE REF AND SEEMINGLY JAMES RANGER AS WELL, WHO RUNS BACK INTO THE CORNER AFTER JACK RIPLEY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET WHILE IN IT! BUT JACK GETS THE BOOT UP THAT STOPS RANGER IN HIS TRACKS!

Deadprez: AND RIPLEY THROWS A BACK ELBOW THAT KNOCKS KELTON OFF THE APRON TEMPORARILY! JACK GRABS RANGER IN A FRONT FACELOCK AND PUSHES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO CONNECT WITH A TORNADO DDT THAT SPIKES RANGER ONTO HIS HEAD! AND NOW JACK BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TO HIS CORNER SO HE CAN SOMEHOW MAKE A TAG OVER TO WILLIAMS!

**TAG!**

Eve: THERE’S A TAG, BUT ITS NOT MADE BY JACK AS KELTON RUNS IN AND PULLS JACK FARTHER AWAY FROM HIS CORNER BY HIS LEG! BUT JACK TURNS TO HIS BACK AND SHOVES KELTON AWAY WITH BOTH FEET! JACK SCRAMBLES BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE AND LOOKS TO MAKE A TAG NOW! BUT KELTON ONCE AGAIN CHARGES AT JACK, THIS TIME WITH A NORTHERN CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! BUT RIPLEY DUCKS UNDER AND KELTON TURNS AROUND BEFORE WALTZING RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP FROM RIPLEY! AND JACK LEAPS FOR THE TAG!

**TAG!!**

Deadprez: THE TAG IS MADE AS XAVIER WILLIAMS IS LEGAL FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH UP! AND XAVIER QUICKLY INSERTS HIMSELF WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TO JON KELTON! AND RANGER GETS KNOCKED OFF THE APRON BY WILLIAMS WITH A DROPKICK! XAVIER HEADS BACK OVER TO THE KNEELING KELTON AFTERWARDS AND ATTEMPTS TO THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! BUT KELTON REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP AND SENDS WILLIAMS THERE INSTEAD!

Eve: BUT XAVIER MANAGES TO SLINGSHOT HIMSELF UP AND OVER KELTON IN THAT CORNER, CAUSING HIM TO RUN CHEST FIRST INTO IT AND COME STUMBLING BACK INTO A RIPCORD HOOK KICK FROM WILLIAMS THAT LOOKS TO ALMOST PUT HIM OUT ON HIS FEET HERE! AND WILLIAMS TURNS HIM AROUND AND BRINGS HIM FOR A POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER!! AND WILLIAMS LOOKS FOR THE PIN AFTER THAT!!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Deadprez: SOMEHOW KELTON MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF THAT MANEUVER! AND HE CRAWLS OVER INTO HIS CORNER WHILE WILLIAMS MAKES SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND THE SUNKEN KELTON! WILLIAMS CHARGES IN WITH A DROPKICK! AND HE PULLS KELTON SLIGHTLY OUT OF THE CORNER AFTER THAT AND ATTEMPTS A LATERAL PRESS COVER! BUT WHAT I DONT THINK WILLIAMS NOTICES IS RANGER COMING OFF THE TOP WITH ADVENT DAWN!!

Eve: WAIT! WILLIAMS MOVED OUT THE WAY FOR THAT SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AND RANGER CAME CRASHING DOWN ONTO HIS PARTNER! RANGER DOESN’T LOOK TOO HAPPY AS THAT CLEARLY WASN’T HIS INTENTION, BUT WILLIAMS LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH THE END OF HEARTACHE! BUT RANGER HANGS ON TO THE TOP ROPE, CAUSING WILLIAMS TO COME SKIDDING OFF, TO WHERE HE RUNS INTO A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM RANGER!

Deadprez: JAMES HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND HOISTS WILLIAMS UP IN THE AIR, ONLY TO PLANT HIM DOWN ON HIS FACE WITH SNAKE EYES! AKA THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER! AND RANGER LOOKS TO END THIS ONE HERE FOR WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!

TH-

Gavin Kirkland: JACK RIPLEY MAKES THE SAVE WITH A QUICK STOMP TO THE HEAD OF RANGER BEFORE BEING KICKED OUT OF THE RING BY THE REFEREE!

Deadprez: JAMES RANGER HAS TO BE FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW AND WHY WOULDN’T HE BE AS HE HAD THAT MATCH RIGHT THERE IN THE BAG POSSIBLY! 

Eve: If Jon was able to run in and play some defense, I’d say he did have that match in the bag! But Kelton is still hurting after that double foot stomp from Ranger! AND SPEAKING OF THAT SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, RANGER IS GONNA ATTEMPT IT AGAIN AS HE SCALES THE TOP ROPE! BUT XAVIER STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING AFTER HE CROTCHES RANGER ON THE TOP ROPE! XAVIER JOINS RANGER UP THERE! 

Deadprez: BUT RANGER SHOVES XAVIER BACK DOWN AND ATTEMPTS TO DIVE OFF- BUT HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A DROPKICK FROM WILLIAMS THAT SWATS HIM OUT OF MIDAIR! AND XAVIER GRABS AHOLD OF THE HAIR OF THE DOWNED RANGER AND BRINGS HIM TO A STANDING POSITION! XAVIER WILLIAMS SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AFTER THAT FOR AN ASHES OF THE PHOENIX ATTEMPT! 

Eve: BUT RANGER PLANTS HIS FEET DOWN, STOPPING WILLIAMS FROM COMING DOWN WITH THAT CUTTER BEFORE PUSHING WILLIAMS OVER TO THE ROPES! AND RANGER RUNS AT WILLIAMS BEFORE BEING TOSSED OVERHEAD AND DUMPED TO THE OUTSIDE! XAVIER TAKES THIS MOMENT TO COME CRASHING DOWN UPON RANGER WITH A SASUKE SPECIAL! XAVIER RUNS BACK INTO THE RING AND PROCEEDS TO TAG IN RIPLEY!

Deadprez: JACK IS IN AND HE CRASHES INTO RANGER ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! AND RANGER GETS ROLLED INTO THE RING AFTER THAT WHERE HE’S SOON ON THE RECEIVING END OF A SLINGSHOT DDT FROM JACK! AND BEFORE JACK CAN EVEN MAKE A COVER, HE’S PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY HIS LEG FROM JON KELTON, WHO PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A SPOILER ALERT ON THE OUTSIDE! AND JACK LOOKS TO BE ALMOST UNCONSCIOUS AS THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Eve: You can see the smug sense of satisfaction on the face of Kelton, feeling as if he has fully neutralized Jack Ripley in this matchup and we could possibly be seeing a count out victory here! 

Deadprez: Yeah, we know Jack Ripley has fallen victim to some of those in the past, one while being in a tag match with Kelton.

Referee: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!

Eve: Jack Ripley is beginning to show some signs of life as he tries to get his wits about him here, enough so he can get back into the ring!

Referee: NINE! T-

Eve: JACK MAKES IT BACK IN THE RING AT LAST MINUTE, BUT RIGHT INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF RANGER, WHO BRINGS HIM UP IN THE ARM FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A VERTICAL SUPLEX! BUT JACK SLIPS OUT THE BACK AND SHOVES RANGER INTO KELTON, WHO’S KNOCKED OFF THE APRON ONCE MORE! AND JACK IS QUICK TO MAKE A TAG OVER TO WILLIAMS! RANGER TRIES TO DO THE SAME WITH AN ANGERED KELTON, WHO JUST HOPPED BACK ON TO THE APRON AND EXTENDS HIS HAND FOR A TAG!

Deadprez: BUT KELTON DROPS DOWN, LEAVING A CONFUSED JAMES RANGER!

Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know what he’s confused about, James Ranger has been hitting his partner more than the actual opponents have! BUT JAMES RANGER NEEDS TO TURN AROUND AS WILLIAMS LANDS KING’S FALL TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH DEATH’S DANCE BEFORE MAKING THE COVER!!

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNERS…THE TEAM OF JACK RIPLEY AND XAVIER WILLIAMS!!

(“I Was King” by ONE OK ROCK plays to a loud ovation from the virtual audience as the two get their hand raised by the referee while Kelton and Londyn look on from the stage area, smiling despite the loss.)

Eve: What a win tonight for these two soon opponents at Grand Rampage, somehow they managed to co-exist, but we shouldn’t be too surprised, these two are professionals and they showed just that.

Deadprez: On the other hand, Kelton and Ranger weren’t exactly on the same note, having some miscommunications throughout the match before finally imploding near the end. But I guess you can say that Kelton is already living by the Grand Rampage rules in the sense that it’s every man for themselves.

(Xavier and Jack both eye each other down after celebration, knowing they’ll be opponents very soon as the camera fades to black.)

(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Bad Bunny traveling back in time and undoing every Jacob Senn victory at Pain for Pride. Truly the hero that EAW needed.)

(The scene opens with both Cage and Lucas Johnson standing in the gorilla position, Cage finishing up the tape on his fist while Lucas Johnson stands alongside him.)

Cage: Alright, Lucas, it’s not secret that these past few weeks haven’t exactly gone the best for us, especially with those motherfuckers Bethany and Kelton getting lucky as of late. But don’t worry, you and I have a chance to change our luck this week, especially when I go out there and beat Raven Roberts. Then tomorrow night, you’re gonna march down to Voltage and you’re gonna beat Shane Gates. Dont let that freak beat you. Because people need to realize that Lucas Johnson and Cage are a force to be reckoned with come Grand Rampage. 

Lucas Johnson: Exactly, especially if we stick together throughout the whole ordeal, we’ll practically be almost unbeatable.

Cage: Yep, just don’t screw up this time.

(Lucas looks confused for a split second.)

Lucas Johnson: Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?

Cage: You know exactly what that means, it’s not like I was the one who cost myself the match at Under Siege, that was you. I know we said we moved on from it, but it’s hard to forget.

Lucas Johnson: Alright, alright, fair enough. Look, I’m not gonna mess up this time. You think you’ve got something to prove? You’re an EAW Hall of Famer, I’m a guy everybody’s been doubting and underestimating since my arrival around here. I have something to prove as well, it’s the fact that I’m the best wrestler here on Showdown.

Cage: Good, use that as fuel come Grand Rampage.

Lucas Johnson: Yeah, about Grand Rampage….I know you don’t want me to think about it too much, but I gotta ask man. What happens if we’re the final two? I don’t want the result ruining what we got here, I mean, this partnership is good for your and my career.

(Cage rolls his eyes after Lucas finishes his sentence.)

Cage: You’re overthinking this, Lucas. I said it last week, it’s gonna come down to us and whoever wants it more will walk out with the opportunity. This isn’t gonna ruin our little mentorship and you need to stop thinking like it is. In fact, take a break from thinking all together and just sit back and watch while I deal with Raven Roberts, alright? Just watch and learn.

(Cage heads through the curtain for his match as Lucas thinks to himself for a bit.)

Lucas Johnson: Watch and learn…

(Lucas walks off as the camera fades over to the ring.)

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! 

World 1 Theatre Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

( ‘ In My Bones ‘ by The Score plays as Raven Roberts makes her way down the ramp and into the ring where the Virtual Crowd shows their appreciation with cheers )

Gina Romano: Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at One Hundred Thirty-Four Pounds…..THE HUNTRESS…..RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEENNNNN ROOOOOOOOOOOOBBBEEEERRRRTTTSS!!!

Eve: Here comes one if the favorites to win Grand Rampage in the eyes of many. She suffered a setback last week against Ms. Extreme, but has a chance to get herself back on the right track here tonight against a Hall of Famer. 

( ‘ In My Bones’ by The Score fades as ‘ Smells Like Teen Spirit ‘ by Nirvana starts to play as Cage makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where the Virtual Crowd starts booing him )

Gina Romano: And her opponent, from  Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at Two Hundred- Thirty Pounds,    HE IS THE MAN KNOWN AS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Deadprez: And here comes a man who should be considered another favorite. The runner up last year, and from what we’ve seen and heard from him the past few weeks, he wants to finish the job, and why not believe him on it? 

Eve: This should be a great one. 

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Raven Roberts, Cage.. This feels like a match that could main event Pain For Pride!

Gavin Kirkland: Yeah…I don’t know about that one. Cafe’s grandpa ass? Yeah, no thanks. But Raven? :mjlit:

Deadprez: :wow: Nonetheless, the bell has rung and both of these established competitors are in the feeling out process as Raven Roberts and Cage begin circling one another! Cage charges at the much smaller Raven Roberts– BUT RAVEN ROBERTS SIDESTEPS CAGE AND DRILLS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDDLE SECTION THAT DOUBLES THE HALL OF FAMER OVER! RAVEN GRABS THE DOUBLED OVER CAGE AND HOOKS HIS NECK… SNAP DDT!! 

Eve: Raven Roberts showing early aggression out of the gate– which isn’t unusual for her! If Cage doesn’t put together some sort of offense here soon, he’s going to be in for a long night as Raven Roberts helps the downed Cage back onto his feet before whipping him into the turnbuckle! 

Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts runs towards Cage– STINGER SPLASH! THE STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS AND CAGE FALLS FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS! Raven Roberts goes for the pin!!!

One!!!

Tw—

Deadprez: But Cage manages to get the shoulder up and this match will continue! Raven Roberts once again picks Cage back up to his feet— BUT WAIT THIS TIME CAGE RAKES THE EYES OF RAVEN ROBERTS BLINDING HER BEFORE KNOCKING HER DOWN FROM BEHIND WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT CLOTHESLINE! 

Eve: Cage nearly just knocked Raven’s head off, and he doesn’t seem to care as this time he picks her up and whips her into the corner before following that up with another clothesline that nearly decapitates the surefire Hall of Famer! Cage is picking up steam and if this continues Raven is going to be in a bad way before the night is up! 

Gavin Kirkland: Cage begins ascending the corner where Raven Roberts is motionless, and now CAGE IS MOUNTING RAVEN! Cage has Raven mounted in that corner and now he begins to reign down punches! ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER! PUNCHES ON PUNCHES ON PUNCHES CAGE IS RELENTLESSLY BEATING THE HELL OUT OF RAVEN ROBERTS! We all knew what Cage was capable of, but dammit no one thought he’d resort to tactics like this! 

Deadprez: Raven Roberts looks absolutely out of it– as CAGE CONTINUES SENDING PUNCHES TO THE UNDEFENDED FAC- WAIT A MINUTE—- RAVEN ROBERTS GRIPS THE LEGS OF CAGE AND SHE DRIVES HIM FORWARD PLANTING HIM INTO THE CANVAS—WHAT A DESPERATION POWERBOMB!! THAT LITERALLY CAME FROM NOWHERE! 

Eve: Once again, Raven Roberts has equaled the score, matching Cage move for move! But only one of them can walk out of this match the winner! Raven is probably concussed but nonetheless, she crawls over to Cage to make the pin! 

One!!

Two—-



Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL??? CAGE CLASPS HIS LEGS AND ARMS AROUND THE TORSO AND NECK OR RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKING THE PIN AND INSTEAD PUTTING HER IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!?!? HOW THE HELL DID CAGE EVEN HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO PULL THIS OFF? RAVEN ROBERTS FACE HAS TURNED A BRIGHT RED AND CAGE STILL HAS THAT HOLD SYNCHED IN!!!

Deadprez: Cage is a crafty opponent, a master in-ring technician, Raven Roberts may have to tap here tonight!!! Raven is scratching… clawing… trying to force a rope break, but she’s nowhere near the ropes! The only escape for her is to tap!! 

Eve: Raven Roberts raises her hand to tap.. SHE’S GONNA DO IT–WAIT NO! RAVEN ROBERTS TAKES HER FREEHAND AND STARTS …CLAWING AWAY AT THE FACE OF CAGE! RAVEN ROBERTS IS TRYING TO FORCE CAGE TO BREAK HIS HOLD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! DEFEAT IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION FOR EITHER ONE OF THESE COMPETITORS TONIGHT! 

Gavin Kirkland: LOOK… RAVENS NAILS…WELL MORE LIKE CLAWS… HAVE OPENED UP CAGE AND HE’S A CRIMSON MASK! BUT CAGE STILL HAS THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE LOCKED IN!! RAVEN CONTINUES TO FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL AS SHE DIGS HER NAILS DEEPER INTO THE FACE OF CAGE WHO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE HIS SUBMISSION HOLD! And you can see the relief on the face of Raven Roberts who was definitely on her last leg there! 

Deadprez: I— I HAVE NO WORDS! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THESE TWO HAVE CONTINUED FIGHTING! Both of these competitors obviously have something to prove to not just one another, but themselves! Look at them both acknowledging one another– before Raven rushes towards Cage, but this time, it’s Cage that sidesteps her— CAGE KICKS RAVEN IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE HOOKING THE ARMS…MERCY RUL— NO….RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKS FREE AT THE LAST MINUTE, AND INSTEAD GRABS CAGE BY THE THROAT –HUNTRESS BOMB!!! THE SIT OUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER— WAIT why isn’t Raven going for the pin?!?! 

Eve: That’s a really good question ‘Prez, but I know one thing, Raven better makes sure she doesn’t go on to regret not pinning Cage right then and there! 

Gavin Kirkland: Ravens looking to do a little more damage before she ends this match, as she walks over to the corner signaling the end for Cage! Raven is begging Cage to get back up to his feet! She’s begging Cage to hurry up and get up and he does— HE DOES.. CAGE GETS UP AND TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO A … TALON!!! TALON CONNEC— wait no… Cage ducks it at the very last second!!!

Deadprez: CAGE PICKS RAVEN UP OFF THE CANVAS ONCE MORE AND TURNS HER AROUND…. CAGE GRABS RAVEN ROBERTS AND…CONNECTS WITH THE OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION!!! OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION!!!! Cage goes for the cover!!

One!!!

Two!!!

Thr—

Eve: SOMEHOW RAVEN ROBERTS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Cage simply can’t believe his eyes. But nevertheless, Cage will keep punishing Raven Roberts all night if he has to– AND LOOK CAGE ONCE AGAIN PICKING RAVEN ROBERTS UP TO HER FEET— CAGE SPINS HER AROUND YET AGAIN…. OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION!!! IT CONNECTS FOR A SECOND TIME!!! The neckbreaker slam connects on Raven Roberts for a second time! This match has to be over!!! Cage hooks the legs!!!

ONE!

TWOOO!!!

THREE——

Gavin Kirkland: … I simply cannot believe my eyes right now! Somehow…Someway… RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO KICKOUT YET AGAIN!?!? And now Cage is going ballistic!!! Cage picks Raven up once more but this time he whips her into the ropes— Raven bounces off one set of ropes as Cage bounces off the other— I think Cage is setting up for something huge here— AND HE IS CAGE CONNECTS WITH— wait no! Raven ducks what I presume to be a clothesline from Cage, and yet again bounces off the ropes as Cage does the same— Raven and Cage are going to meet head-on— someones going to lose this exchange!! WAIT A MINUTE CAGE AND RAVEN ARE RUNNING AT EACH OTHER FULL SPEED BUT LOOK AT RAVEN!! RAVEN SHIFTS HER WEIGHT BEFORE MEETING CAGE—–TALON!!! TALON CONNECTS!!!! RAVEN JUST ABSOLUTELY KICKED CAGES HEAD OFF!! RAVEN HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE PIN! 

ONE!

TWOOO!!

THREEEEE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. THE HUNTRESS…..RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!

( ‘In My Bones’ by The Score plays as Raven Roberts celebrates her victory.)

Deadprez: What a great back and forth we had here tonight, but in the end, Raven Roberts was able to get the best of Cage! 

Eve: And there’s absolutely nothing for Cage has to be ashamed of in defeat, he lost to a surefire Hall of Famer in Raven Roberts! He should take this loss in stride and find all the cracks in his armor before Grand Rampage! 

Gavin Kirkland: So much for Cage telling Lucas to watch and learn eh? :yikes:

Deadprez: Coulda went either way in my opinion. Congratulations to Raven Roberts!

(The camera shows Raven Roberts celebrating one last time before cutting to commercial.)

(Covid Prevention Training Montage: Starring Ronan Malosi in an empty IHOP Diner.)

(The camera opens into the backstage area where Kyra Phillip’s is holding a Showdown microphone smiling at the camera.)

Kyra Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the former General Manager of Showdown…Ryan Wilson!

(Ryan steps into the frame with a grouchy face with his arms crossed.)

Ryan Wilson: “Former.” What a load of crap. 

Kyra Phillips: Ryan, it’s safe to say you’ve been very vocal since losing the GM job, even going as far as to bash Hawk, our new boss and going rapid on social media. Do you have any thoughts on that? 

Ryan Wilson: People thought it was the last of me when Xavier beat me back at Under Siege, but I’m just getting started. I may be back on the active roster full time, but I STILL run this roster. 

Kyra Phillips: :usure: 

Ryan Wilson: Last week, I put an end to the “rivalry” between me and Dr. Blue. It was a bloody mess and both of us will never be the same going forward. Bethany may hate me, but she knows deep down she has ME to thank for this mean streak she’s brought out of her ever since I fired Alexis disrespectful slimy ass who was an anchor holding her back. And now she’s about to become the new Specialists Champion! I will be rooting for her if that match with Constance happens. 

Kyra Phillips: What about you? What’s next in your career? Your partner Ronan seems to ignore you nowadays as it seems he’s got everything–

Ryan Wilson: Ronan is my best friend and a guy I took under my wing after Reasonable Doubt was over. I am also the person Ronan needs to thank for him turning into someone who became the Interwire Champion. That wasn’t possible before aligning with me. I’m proud of him. I’m not the biggest fan of him dating my former assistant, but that’s nothing to be honest. Chained Fury is still a thing by the way for everybody who hoped we would disband. No, our goal is still to become Tag Team Champions, and it will happen in the near future, that’s a promise! 

Kyra Phillips: Any singles goals? 

Ryan Wilson: That’s quite simple Kyra. I still am on the hunt to win my first ever championship in this company. And what better way to do it, than in the main event of Pain For Pride?

(Kyra raises a brow.)

Ryan Wilson: That’s right. I’m entering my name into the Grand Rampage match! So everybody else in that field of competitors, better stay out of my way on my warpath to Pain For Pride as I’m gonna throw each and every single one of you over that rope rope along with your hopes and dreams of headlining Pain For Pride. 

Kyra Phillips: Well, there you have it. Ryan Wilson is in Grand Rampage! Good luck to you in that match!

Ryan Wilson: After I become the Answers World Champion, me and the Interwire Champion Ronan Malosi are gonna toast our titles and share the moment together. Chained Fury standing tall with the gold as the show closes will be a moment of Pain For Pride that will ho down in history and live forever. 

(Ryan then tips his cap at Kyra before walking off, and then the camera transitions back to the ring.)

( The World 1 Theatre is filled to the brim with boos as “Monster” by Kanye West plays. With the EAW Answers World Championship draping over her shoulder, King Kass slowly makes her way down the ring. She holds the championship up around ringside before making herself comfortable in her throne. )

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..  PLEASE WELCOME.. YOUR EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! KING……………….. KASS!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Welcome my majesty!! :heart_eyes:

King Kass: No.


Deadprez: King Kass was advertised to join us in this main event, and here she is! She is ready to commentate over what I will be sure to be a barnburner of this match. Championship contenders will go head-to-head tonight and I can’t wait to see what Bronson Daniels and Consuela Rose Ava will bring to the table! )

( “Runnin’” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin’ blasts through the speakers to a huge pop. Bronson Daniels jerks the curtain and appears on the entranceway with a huge smile on his face. He looks more concentrated than ever as he moseys his way down the ramp and into the squared circle. )

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds.. HE IS THE FREELIGHTER.. BRONSON DANIELS!!

Deadprez: The Freelighter.. LeBronson.. Bobby Bitch… Bronson Daniels has many monikers under his belt, but one of the most important is that he is the number one contender to Ronan Malosi’s EAW Interwire Championship at Grand Rampage. He has had what could be considered a drought in the past couple of months ever since being knocked off the New Breed Division, but Grand Rampage might be the night that could rejuvenate his career. Ronan Malosi has been an invincible force as of la-

King Kass: Not against me. :mjlol2: Did you see what I did to him last week? Shouldn’t even be a champion.

Deadprez: Well true. Ronan Malosi has landed himself in a couple of horrific situations since being champion, but it is very clear that he proved that he is championship material against Justin Windgate. He defended it against Lucas Johnson and aimed to get his second successful defence against this man right here at Grand Rampage. But, Bronson Daniels is desperate for championship gold and he has made it clear that he does not intend on letting Ronan Malosi advance his career at his expense anymore. 

( As Bronson Daniels stretches in his appointed corner, “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes echoes throughout the World 1 Theatre. Her theme song is met by another humongous pop as Consuela Rose Ava comes walking down the ramp. Consuela Rose Ava looks more ready to fight than ever as she is in a hurry to get in the ring. )

Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Frias, Spain, weighing in at 120 pounds.. CONNNSUELLLA ROOOOOSSEEEE AVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Eve: As you mentioned, Consuela Rose Ava is looking to make a huge splash and gain momentum before a career-defining opportunity at Grand Rampage. Consuela Rose Ava could further legitimize the Ava sisterhood with a world championship reign if she does it right at Grand Rampage. But, King Kass, the woman who sits beside us at this very moment, has no intentions on letting this happen. Kassidy has proved herself to be one of the greatest female competitors to ever walk this Earth, and she plans to hold that championship as long as she is live.

King Kass: Damn right.

Gavin Kirkland: My dic-

King Kass: Shut the fuck up.

Gavin Kirkland: :whoa:

( DING! DING! DING! )


Deadprez: This match is underway as both Consuela Rose Ava and Bronson Daniels walk away from their respective corners. Both competitors are walking into Grand Rampage with career-defining opportunities and need that momentum. Consuela and Bronson engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, where Consuela quickly goes around the waist. Bronson grabs her with the headlock and tries to bring her down. He is successful, but Consuela gets the legs over and Bronson kips-up out of the headscissors. Bronson comes off the ropes! He jumps over Consuela. He comes off the ropes and charges into Consuela for a shoulder block! Consuela gets decked onto the canvas as Bronson pulls her up to her feet. Bronson has her by the wrist. Consuela rolls into the ground, kips-up to her feet, slaps his wrist away and shoots up for the dropkick! Bronson side steps and Consuela misses the dropkick! Bronson brings her back into the headlock, but Consuela responds to it with more struggle. Consuela with elbows to the midsection! Bronson goes for a knee to the gut to stop the resistance, but Consuela sees it coming and grabs his knees! He takes him down by the knee and rolls over him. Consuela folds Bronson over off the ground into the fireman’s carry! CONSUELA WITH AN USHIGOROSHI NECKBREAKER!


NO!! BRONSON GOES OVER THE SHOULDERS AND MANEUVERS AROUND FOR THE SCHOOL BOY COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Eve: Quick escape by Consuela as both competitors get up to their feet in sync. Bronson gets up first and NAILS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A KICK!! A straight shoot kick to the lower torso of Consuela Rose Ava as Bronson now comes off the ropes! Bronson jumps and rolls over Ava! AVA GRABS HIS HEAD IN MID-AIR AND ENDS UP DRIVING IT DOWN INTO HER KNEE!! WHAT A FACEBREAKER OF SORTS AS BRONSON IS NOW STAGGERED!! BRONSON IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH AS CONSUELA RUNS INTO THE ROPES!! BRONSON GRABS ON HER TIGHTS, BUT CONSUELA KICKS HIS ARMS AWAY AND STUFFS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! Bronson is further stunned whereas Consuela comes off the ropes! BRONSON WITH A SUCCESSFUL LEAPFROG!! Consuela comes off once again and BRONSON LEAPS OVER FOR A BACKWARDS LEAPFROG!! WHAT THE!?!? CONSUELA JUMPED AT THE SAME TIME AND SNATCHES HIS WAIST IN MID-AIR!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! WHAT A WAY TO COUNTER BRONSON’S LEAPFROG AS CONSUELA ARCHES UPWARDS FOR THE BRIDGE!! OH NO!! THIS COULD BE IT!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

King Kass: That was quite impressive.

Gavin Kirkland: It certainly was. :heart_eyes:

King Kass: sigh.

Deadprez: Simping aside, Gavin is fairly accurate to say that was an impressive counter. Consuela Rose Ava has him sat down in the center of the ring with a chinlock. Chinlock on the ground as this match has been slowed down. Consuela lets go and PLANTS HER FOOT INTO THE BACK OF DANIELS!! AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE FRONT!!! Daniels screeches in pain as Consuela lifts up her hand, lands a knife-edge chop into the back of Daniels’ neck and finishes it off with a penalty kick to the musher! Consuela implementing her hard-hitting arsenal before our very eyes as she hovers down for the third pinfall attempt shared in this match! Sidepress cover!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-

Eve: BRONSON POWERS HER SHOULDER UP AT ONE!! Consuela quickly gets up to her feet and pulls him up with her. She scoops him off the ground! Bronson escapes over the shoulders and nails with a haymaker punch to the face! What a punch as that has definitely stunned his opponent! Bronson rallies himself and runs into the ropes! CONSUELA TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! NO!! BRONSON DUCKS IT GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO!! CONSUELA SLAPS THE WRIST AND HITS THE BACK ELBOW!! BRONSON DUCKS THE ELBOW AND GRABS THE WAIST FROM THE FRONT!! AND FLIPS HER OVER FOR A NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX!! NO PINFALL IS ABLE TO BE RECORDED AS BRONSON BRIDGES OVER AND PULLS HER UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! NIGHT NIGHT!! BRONSON DROPS HER FROM THE SUPLEX POSITION ONTO THE TOP OF HIS KNEE AS HE NOW PULLS HER IN FOR A POWERBOMB! BRONSON LIFTS HER UP!! CONSUELA MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF IT!! AND CONSUELA SWINGS FORWARD!! BRONSON DUCKS IT AND GRABS THE WAIST!! AND DRILLS HER DOWN WITH THAT BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX HE WAS LOOKING FOR EARLIER!! REVENGE AT ITS SWEETEST!! COUNT IT, REF!!


ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-

Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! Bronson Daniels is finally in control of this match. He grabs Consuela and pulls her up to her feet. Bronson with a forearm smash before Irish whipping her into the corner turnbuckles! BRONSON CHARGES INTO HER!! CONSUELA ROLLS OUT OF THE CORNER AND NOBODY’S HOME!! CONSUELA SPRINTS TOWARDS BRONSON INTO THE CORNER!! BRONSON WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!! HE JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE, FLIPS OVER AND ROLLS CONSUELA UP WITH A SUNSET ROLL!! Consuela uses the momentum to roll onto her feet! AND SHE GOES FOR A KICK!! BRONSON DUCKS IT AND SHOVES CONSUELA INTO THE ROPES!

Deadprez: Consuela comes off the ropes while Bronson runs past her! BRONSON JUMPS UP FOR THE LEAPING CLOTHESLINE!! CONSUELA GRABS HIS ARM IN MID-AIR AND GOES FOR THE LEBELL LOCK!! NO!! NOT THE SUELA LOCK!! BUT WAIT!! BRONSON IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF HER REACH AND NAIL HER WITH A PENALTY KICK!! WHAT A KICK TO THE FACE AS BRONSON NOW RUNS INTO THE CORNER!! CONSUELA IS IN PRIME POSITION!!! BRONSON CHARGES INTO THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! CHROME HEART TAGS!! NO!! IT MISSES AS CONSUELA GRABS HIS FOOT AND TRIES TO SLINGSHOT HIM!! BRONSON IS HOLDING ONTO THE SECOND ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE AS CONSUELA IS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF!! CONSUELA GOES FOR ONE LAST YANK, BUT BRONSON USES THE MOMENTUM TO SLINGSHOT HIMSELF ONTO HIS FEET!!

Eve: CONSUELA WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE AS HE GOT UP!! Bronson is out like a light as Consuela turns him around and grabs him by the back of his head. He grabs his tights and lifts him up into an inverted suplex position! He slingshots his feet off the top rope and SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A SLINGSHOT INVERTED SUPLEX!! CONSUELA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!! KNEE GALORE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF SHOWDOWN AS CONSUELA ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS BOTH SHOULDERS UP!! THIS COULD BE IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-

Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! This has been an amazing exchange between both individuals thus far as Consuela Rose Ava emerges to her feet! Look at those wonderful thighs as he crouches in the corner. She is looking to end this match as of right now as Bronson Daniels winds up to his feet! CONSUELA CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND GOES FOR THE KNEE OF DEATH!! BUT WAIT!! DANIELS GRABS HER LEGS AND ROLLS HER UP!! BRONSON ROLLS OVER HIS BODY AND GRABS BOTH WRISTS AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! BRONSON GOES FOR THE KNEE! COUPLE GOALS!! HE PULLS HER IN, BUT CONSUELA MANAGES TO SIDESTEP IT AND GOES FOR A KICK! BRONSON GRABS HER FOOT, CONSUELA ATTEMPTS WITH HER OTHER FOOT, BUT MISSES THAT ONE!! BRONSON WITH A LOOK OF RELIEF, BUT CONSUELA BRINGS HER OTHER FOOT BACK AND NAILS HIM IN THE JAW WITH A HEEL KICK!! WHAT A KICK AS BRONSON IS NOW STUNNED!!

Kassidy Heart: Please. I could do that in my sleep.

Deadprez: BRONSON REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND NAILS SUELA’ WITH A YAKUZA KICK!! CONSUELA SPINS AROUND AND RESPONDS WITH A RUTHLESS DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! BOTH COMPETITORS SLOWING DOWN!! CONSUELA GFCONSUELA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND HOPS ONTO THE BACK OF BRONSON DANIELS!! CONSUELA FLIPS HIM OVER!! AND SPIKES HIM OVER WITH THE SPIKE INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! Daniels is more dazed than ever as Consuela continues to put gas on the pedal! Consuela keeps her opponent under pressure and rebounds off the ropes! BATMAN PUNCH!! DANIELS POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND FLOORED THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH THE BATMAN PUNCH AS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!!

Eve: A stalemate in this match! Both of these competitors are proving how much of a threat they are to Ronan Malosi, and even to you King Kass! This could be a display of what is to come and what may end you at Grand Rampage!

Kassidy Heart: In your dreams. Consuela Rose Ava doesn’t compare to me at the very slightest. You’re a better journalist than this, Eve. 

Eve: Well, both competitors are gradually emerging to their feet! Consuela and Bronson are starting to show indications of exhaustion! CONSUELA SWINGS FIRST WITH A FOREARM!! BRONSON ABSORBS THE BLOW AND RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! FOREARM FROM CONSUELA! FOREARM FROM BRONSON!! FOREARM FROM CONSUELA! FOREARM FROM BRONSON!! CONSUELA GOES FOR A FOREARM!! BUT BRONSON BLOCKS IT AND NAILS HER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! CONSUELA ISA OUT LIKE A LIGHT! BRONSON KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! HE IS LOOKING TO END IT HERE!! THE FREELIGHTER HOISTS AVA UP FOR THE LIFTING UNDERHOOK GUTBUSTER!! SAVAGE MODE CONNECTS!!

WAIT NO!! CONSUELA TURNS IT AROUND AND PINS BRONSON DOWN OFF THE HURRICANRANA!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-

Deadprez: BRONSON LOCKS IN THE LEBRONSON SPECIAL!! THE LEBRONSON SPECIAL IS CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE WAS ABLE TO TURN THAT SUNSET ROLL COVER INTO THE SPIDER TWIST CONTRAPTION HE CALLS THE LEBRONSON SPECIAL!! CONSUELA COULD TAP OUT RIGHT HERE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THIS COULD BE THE FATE OF RONAN MALOSI TWO WEEKS FROM NOW AS BRONSON DANIELS HAS THAT CINCHED IN DEEP!! CONSUELA IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES, BUT TO NO AVAIL AS SHE IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE ROPES!!! 

Eve: BUT CONSUELA MANAGES TO GET THE LEGS OVER AND CAPTURES THE LEFT ARM OF BRONSON!! AND PUTS HIM INTO THE SUELA LOCK!! CONSUELA WITH A SMOOTH TRANSITION FROM THE LEBRONSON SPECIAL INTO THE SUELA LOCK AS NOW BRONSON DANIELS IS IN THE PRECARIOUS POSITION! BRONSON DANIELS COULD TAP OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AT THIS MOMENT AND THIS COULD BE YOUR FATE KASSIDY!! IT COULD BE!! DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! BUT BRONSON STARTS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HIS UPPER BODY TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! BRONSON DANIELS IS SO CLOSE TO THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HE GETS ONE FINGER ONTO IT!! BRONSON DANIELS ESCAPES THE SUELA LOCK WITH A SCARY SUBMISSION EXCHANGE FROM BOTH SIDES!

Gavin Kirkland: DAMNIT! The more Consuela had the Suela Lock cinched in, the more I was able to see that opening between her legs! :pain:

Deadprez: Both competitors winding up to their feet as they feel the effects of being put under those submission holds. Bronson rebounds off the ropes! CONSUELA DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND PICKS BRONSON UP FROM BEHIND!! SHE SLINGSHOTS HIM BY HIS LEGS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SLINGSHOT BACK SUPLEX!! NO!! BRONSON USES THE SLINGSHOT TO FLIP OFF HER SHOULDERS AND ONTO HER FEET!! BRONSON GRABS HER!! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY GETS JAWED BY A PELE KICK!! WHAT AN DEVASTATING OVERHEAD KICK FROM CONSUELA AS BRONSON IS ON SPAGHETIT LEGS! CONSUELA GETS OFF ON ALL FOURS AND GETS ONTO ONE KNE-  WHAT THE!?! BRONSON GRABS HER WRIST!! AND PULLS HER IN FOR THE KNEE STRIKE!! OH MY GOD!! BRONSON GOT A RANDOM BOOST OF ENERGY AND MUSTERED THE STRENGTH TO GRAB CONSUELA TO PULL HER IN FOR THE KNEE!! COUPLE GOALS CONNECT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS BRONSON GRABS HER AND ROLLS HER OVER!! LATERAL PRESS IS IN AS BRONSON IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS ONE!! COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Eve: KICK-OUT!!! THAT WAS ALMOST IT!! BRONSON IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO EVEN REACT AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET. Bronson Daniels is up on his feet with bad intentions in his mind. Daniels is seething as he has known to be short tempered. He knows what he must do to take out Consuela, but he doesn’t know how much it will take! Consuela is up on all fours as Bronson stands in the corner behind her. BRONSON IS SIGNALLING FOR THE END!! COULD THE FUTURE POSSIBLE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION CONNECT WITH THIS FOR THE FINAL BLOW!! BRONSON DANIELS GOES RUSHING OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND HE JUMPS DOWN FOR THE DECAPITATING BLOW!! DANIELS WITH THE DECAPITATION TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!


Kassidy Heart: WAIT!! THE SUELA LOCK!!

Deadprez: CONSUELA SAW IT COMING AT THE LAST SECOND AND GOT THE LEGS UP TO TRAP BRONSON INTO THE SUELA LOCK!! BUT SHE DOESN’T HAVE IT FULLY LOCKED IN!! BRONSON IS FIGHTING AGAINST IT AS HE IS ABLE TO GET BOTH FEET PLANTED ON THE FLOOR!! CONSUELA IS IN TROUBLE NOW AS BRONSON USES HIS POWER TO DEADLIFT CONSUELA OFF THE CANVAS!! LOOK AT THE POWER OF THE FREELIGHTER!! AND BRONSON SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A KNEELING POWERBOMB!!! BRONSON IS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF OF THE SUELA LOCK-

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!! CONSUELA IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE ARM AND ATTEMPTS THE SUELA LOCK ONCE AGAIN!! CONSUELA IS NOTICEABLY WEAKER WITH THIS ATTEMPT AS BRONSON NOTICES THIS!! BRONSON GETS BOTH FEET PLANTED AS HE LIFTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB ONCE AGAIN!! BRONSON HAS HER UP IN THE AIR!! CONSUELA DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S FOCUSED ON THE SUBMISSION!! BRONSON BRINGS HER TO THE TOP ROPE, BUT CONSUELA LEANS BACK AND SENDS EACH OTHER TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A HURRICANRANA!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN AS IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE RINGSIDE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MAIN EVENT!! 

Kassidy Heart: This has been quite an interesting match so far. But, if I was in their position, I would end this match right now. 

Eve: What a match this has been indeed! Bronson and Consuela are getting up to their feet at ringside. They use the apron to get up to their feet as they charge into each other! CONSUELA GOES FOR A KNEE!! BRONSON GETS ONE FOOT OFF THE APRON, USES TO POP OFF INTO THE AIR AND NAIL CONSUELA IN MID-AIR WITH THE BATMAN PUNCH!! GREAT USE OF THE BATMAN PUNCH AS CONSUELA IS IN THE RING!! BRONSON SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE FLIGHT!! CONSUELA IS GINGERLY EMERGING TO HER FEET AS BRONSON RUNS THE ROPES!! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE FREELIGHTER GO INTO THE AIR!! HE IS ABOUT TO TAKE A HIGH RISK AERIAL MANEUVER! AIRRRR BRONSONNNN!

Deadprez: BRONSON STOPS HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS CONSUELA JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY! Consuela smartly went out of harm’s way, but I don’t think Bronson is going to stop himself going into the flight. He recalibrates his direction and rebounds off the turnbuckles!! Consuela is recuperating behind the ringpost as BRONSON NOW CHARGES INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! HE JUMPS AND LEAPFROGS OVER THE RINGPOST!! WHAT THE!??! BACK PLANCHA OVER THE RINGPOST ONTO CONSUELA!! OH MY GOD!! HOLY SHIT!! BRONSON DANIELS WITH A BACK PLANCHA OVER THE TURNBUCKLES AND RINGPOST ONTO CONSUELA AS CONSUELA IS OUT!! CONSUELA JUST GOT PANCAKED ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! WHAT A PLANCHA!! BRONSON QUICKLY PICKS HER AND THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING!! BRONSON COMES OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND HE TURNS CONSUELA INSIDE OUT WITH THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! CHROME HEART TAGS FINALLY CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH TIGHTS WITH CONVICTION!! THIS COULD BE IT!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!!! CONSUELA IS STILL IN THIS!! BRONSON IS NOW STOMPING DOWN ONTO HIS OPPONENT!! BRONSON IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO THE CHEST OF CONSUELA AS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO FINISH HER!! BRONSON IS NOW RELEASING ALL OF THAT BOTTLED UP AGGRESSIONS THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH AS BRONSON GRABS HER AND STOMPS HER DOWN ONE LAST TIME!! WHAT IS BRONSON THINKING HERE!! BRONSON REELS INTO THE CORNER AS CONSUELA VERY, VERY SLOWLY GETS UP ON ALL KNEES!! BRONSON SLIDES DOWN HIS ELBOW PAD AS HE LOOKS TO MAXIMIZE THE DAMAGE ON THE DECAPITATION!! BRONSON IS STEAMING FROM THE HEAD!! BRONSON COMES RUNNING IN FROM THE CORNER!! AND SLIDES DOWN FOR THE DECAPITATION ELBOW SMASH!!

Deadprez: CONSUELA DUCKS THE ELBOW AND KIPS-UP!! BRONSON IS CONFUSED AS HE TURNS AROUND!! CONSUELA EXPLODES ONTO HIM WITH THE BUSAIKU KNEE!! THE DOUBLE KNEES CONNECT!! SHE CALLS IT THE KNEE OF DEATH AS BRONSON JUST GOT FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION OUT OF NOWHERE!! CONSUELA HOVERS OVER TO THE BEST OF HER ABILITY AND HOOKS ONE LEG!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!! BALL GAME!! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!! COUNT TO ONE FUCKIN’ THOUSAND BECAUSE THAT IS IT!! 

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Eve: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRONSON GETS HIS FINGER ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!

King Kass: Are you kidding me? How in the worl-

Deadprez: This match is not over yet! Bronson Daniels definitely did not see that Knee Of Death coming towards him as Consuela caught him off guard! It is still not enough to put him down! Consuela steps through the ropes and starts to climb the turnbuckles! Daniels is starting to show signs of life as Consuela is almost up the top turnbuckle! She is looking for a high-risk maneuver to finish this match! A high desperation move of sorts! LOOK AT BRONSON!! BRONSON IS STARTING TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLES AS BOTH COMPETITORS MEET ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! CONSUELA USES HER HEIGHT DIFFERENTIAL AND STARTS CLOBBERING WITH FOREARM BLOWS AFTER FOREARM BLOWS!! FOREARM SMASH AFTER ANOTHER ONTO THE FACE OF BRONSON DANIELS!!

Eve: Consuela has him in the perfect condition as we all know what comes next! Bronson is dazed for days! CONSUELA JUMPS OVER FOR THE SPANISH FLY!! BUT BRONSON DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! AND DOES IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON THE TOP ROPE!! CONSUELA IS NOW THE INDIVIDUAL THAT IS STUNNED!! BRONSON NOW JUMPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE, ONTO THE ADJACENT TOP ROPE, JUMPS OVER!! AND NAILS CONSUELA WITH THE SPRINGBOARD CHROME HEART TAGS THAT SENDS HER OFF THE TOP ROPE!! CONSUELA DEPOSITS HERSELF ONTO THE HARDEST PART ON THE RING AND TUMBLED ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AND THAT IS IT!!

Deadprez: Consuela is now crawling towards our commentary table as she does not want to give up! She just took a dangerous bump off that top turnbuckle and she is just staring into the world champion’s eyes as she gets up! Bronson Daniels is recuperating in the center of the ring with no intentions to take flight as Consuela does the same! Consuela is barely able to move as she leans into the apron. She is smirking at the EAW Answers World Champion! The never give up attitude of Consuela Rose Ava is in full effect as she stares right into the eyes of her opponent to come at Grand Rampage!

( With the EAW Answers World Championship on her shoulder, Kassidy stands up and gets right into the face of the exhausted Consuela Rose Ava. She nearly shoves the championship into her face as she begins to trash talk. )

King Kass: You see this? This is the closest you will ever get to MY championship. This is MINE. You hear me? You are none other than a dreamer. A DREAMER!! 

( Consuela intentionally lets her words fall on deaf ears and looks away. Consuela limps towards the apron. Kass puts her championship onto the table and turns her around. )

Deadprez: KASSIDY CLOBBERS CONSUELA WITH A BIG TIME SLAP TO THE FACE!!

( DING! DING! DING! ) 

Deadprez: CONSUELA IS PISSED OFF AS KASSIDY HAS A HUGE SMIRK ON HER FACE. CONSUELA TURNS AROUND AND TAKES HERSELF AND THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ON A RIDE OVER THE COMMENTARY BOOTH!!! WATCH OUT GAVIN!! WATCH OUT EVE!! CONSUELA AND KASSIDY ARE HAVING IT OUT BEHIND THE COMMENTARY TABLE!!! Bronson Daniels is crouching in the ring, disappointed as he would’ve had this match in the bag for himself, but he had a wonderful performance against the former EAW Interwire Champion. King Kass managed to get on top and unveils a ground and pound onto her Grand Rampage challenger!

Gavin Kirkland: YESSIR!! GET IT ON YOU TWO GIRLS!! THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I NEEDED :mjlit:

Eve: WHAT THE?! INSIDE THE RING!! ITS RONAN MALOSI!! HOW IN THE WORLD IS RONAN MALOSI HERE FROM EARLIER TONIGHT!?! WE THOUGHT HE FLEED! RONAN PULLS BRONSON OUT OF THE RING BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM IN!! THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH THE DEATH-RO!! THE DEATH-RO CONNECTS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS MALOSI GOES RUNNING UP THE RAMP!! TALK ABOUT A HIT-AND-RUN ATTACK FROM THE CHAMPION TO THE CHALLENGER!

Deadprez: AND NOW LOOK AT RINGSIDE TO OUR COMMENTARY TABLE!! KING KASS IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY CONSUELA ROSE AVA!! AVA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO KASS!!!!! KASS IS STUNNED AS AVA PICKS HER UP!! OH MY GOD! NO!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A BRAINBUSTER INTO THE THRONE!! THE THRONE SEAT JUST BROKE IN HALF AS KASSIDY HEART’S SKULL WENT CRASHING RIGHT THROUGH IT!! KASSIDY HAS TO BE OUT AS CONSUELA ISN’T FINISHED YET!! CONSUELA GRABS THE TOP STEEL STEPS LAYER AND SETS IT IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE!! WHAT IS CONSUELA THINKING HERE!! CONSUELA STANDS ON THE STEEL STEPS AND TAKES IN THE WORLD 1 THEATRE AND TURNS AROUND!

Gavin Kirkland: A GODDESS SPEAR!! A SPEAR FROM THE HEAVENS AS KASSIDY JUST SPLIT HER IN HALF OFF THE STEEL STEPS!! KING KASS OUT OF NOWHERE CAME STORMING OUT OF THE GATES WITH A SPEAR OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND CONSUELA MIGHT BE OUT FOR GOOD!! THESE TWO ARE FIGHTING IT OUT PRIOR TO THIS MATCH AND I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT!! NONETHELESS, THIS IS GETTING ME HARD!! MY MAJESTY NOW GRABS THE BASICALLY DECEASED CONSUELA ROSE AVA AND PULLS HER UP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Kassidy Heart (off-mic): AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO DREAMERS.

Eve: OH NO!! KASSIDY HAS HER HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS!! AND SHE HOISTS THE CHALLENGER UP INTO THE POWERBOMB!! AND SENDS HER THROUGH OUR TABLE WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!! KASSIDY HEART WITH A DEVASTATING POWERBOMB AS SHE JUST A SENT A MESSAGE TO NOT ONLY FIRST-HAND TO HER GRAND RAMPAGE CHALLENGER, TO THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM. STEP UP, OR YOU WILL GET THE SAME EXACT TREATMENT CONSUELA ROSE AVA WAS JUST SUBJECTED TO!

Deadprez: Tonight, the champions reign supreme. Ronan Malosi and Alissa Brady get the last laugh in this week’s Showdown edition on Bronson Daniels, and Kassidy Heart does the same over Consuela Rose Ava in brutal fashion! Consuela Rose Ava is being attended to by officials as she might have broken a lot of bones being put through the table! She is literally folded in half and has yet to move an inch, while Bronson Daniels has just began to wake up from that powerful Death-Ro STO onto the ringside floor earlier. 

(The last shot seen is Kassidy Heart standing tall over Consuela Rose Ava as Showdown from there fades out completely)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by Jaron Collins

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