Anna C. Flowers
(EAW Intro plays)
(Camera opens to see a black town car pulling up to the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland. It parks in front of the entrance door and the driver exits the car. The driver walks around and opens the passenger door, with a man in grey suit steps out)m
Sebastian Monroe: This is where Showdown makes its home tonight? Pitiful.
(He goes to walk into the back door, but suddenly a low rider pulls up playing loud mariachi music and El Landerson jumps out, slinging the Big Bhris Bhampionship over his shoulder)
El Landerson: This is the Showdown place? Yes! It is good!
(Monroe looks El Landerson up and down)
Sebastian Monroe: You got to be fucking kidding me…
(Monroe walks away as Landerson looks around proudly)
(Showdown Intro plays as “DNA” by Kendrick Lamar picks up for the broadcast before camera opens to the cheering crowd inside the packed Royal Farms Arena. We see various signs such as “DRAKE IS KING”, “FEELING HAZEY”, “WIGGLES > BEATLES”, and “T-L-BAE” before cutting to the commentary desk of Eve and Deadprez)
Eve: HELLO EVERYONE! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT AND THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR EAW’S FLAGSHIP SHOW, SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN! WE ARE ON THE ROAD TO UNDER SIEGE AND THINGS ARE HEATING UP! TONIGHT WE WILL BE DECLARING THE NEXT PARTICIPANT TO ENTER THE NEW BREED GAUNTLET MATCH, AND IN OUT MAIN EVENT WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS GOING TO GET THE CHANCE TO FACE OFF WITH MALCOLM JONES FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AT UNDER SIEGE!
Deadprez: And don’t forget that we will also see a new number one contender declared for the Unified Tag Team Championships, plus we are going to have some get specials guests here tonight, as well as a brand new talent ready to debut!
Eve: What are you expecting to see out of tonight, DP?
Deadprez: Well the most interesting matchup to me is, assuming we actually get to see the match, Terry versus Solomon. Terry has easily taken the worst of the abuse in recent weeks but there’s no way Solomon has fully recovered from what happened with Cody Marshall last week. But one thing is for certain, both men hate each other to their very cores. It’s gonna come down to who wants it more!
Eve: That’s a good point. I think what I’m most interested in is hearing why Sebastian Monroe is on site tonight. He’s a dedicated Dynasty employee so I have to wonder what brings him to Showdown.
Deadprez: Well we can keep asking questions or we can get things started, Gina Romano is in the ring and it looks like we are set to go!
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring looking like she hates her life right about now.)
Gina Romano: The following contest if we are actually doing this… is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Here Comes The Boom” by DMX hits as the crowd goes wild for El Landerson as he makes his way down towards the commentary desk with the Big Bhris Bhampionship on his shoulder)
Gina Romano: Introducing first, our special guest commentator for this match… the Big Bhris Bhampion… EL LANDERSON!!!
Deadprez: Come on Gina this is going to be the match of the year!!! CHUDDMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!!
Eve: Not to mention who we have sitting next to us on commentary here tonight!
El Landerson: I am glad to be here on commentary for the battle of the greatest men ever Match on Downshow.
Deadprez: This is Showdown homie get it right!
(“La Marmelade de Ma Grand Mère” by Florent Caubien hits as the crowd goes wild!!!)
Gina Romano: Introducing first from Triffouillis-les-Oies, France weighing in at 204 pounds… he is PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVENCALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(Provencal makes his way down to the ring having to stop several times on the way down to ask the fans for directions to the ring.)
Deadprez: Good god man. You don’t even know where the ring is? As a veteran Hall of Famer of this business I am truly appalled at what we are allowing into the locker room these days!
Eve: You oldhead you don’t understand the kids these days! I heard that Provencal is a huge hit with the ladies!
Deadprez: I am sure you know that from experience Eve.
El Landerson: I know that from experience in Chocolate Pudding Bra and Panties Match for AWL Frogger Championship at NEO show. Challenge me now Deadprez?
Deadprez:
(The entire arena begins to shake as a loud pounding noise is heard from miles away.)
Eve: What the hell is that?!?!?
Deadprez: Shit it’s an earthquake!! Everyone get the fuck out of the arena! Move move move!!!
(Deadprez gets up and begins to run out of the arena but is stopped by El Landerson who drags him back to commentary.)
El Landerson: You will commentate my match on Dynasty show.
Deadprez: But this isn’t even your match…
Eve: Do not question the legend again in my presence.
(“FAT” by Weird Al hits as the pounding throughout the arena continues to grow even louder knocking several fans out of their chairs.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent from Little Rock, Arkansas weighing in at… holy shit that can’t be right… he is “THE ABSOLUTE UNIT” CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
(Chudd makes his way slowly down to the ring eating a hot pocket as he carries a bag of Doritos in the other hand.)
Deadprez: Well the entire crowd is literally on their feet from Chudd because he has caused severe structural damage to the arena and we all should be fleeing for our lives at this point.
Eve: What a pathetic excuse Dead. Sit back down we are going to do commentary for this match like our lives depended on it!
El Landerson: This earthquake is nothing compared to when I won the Undisputed Dragonkin Championship on REVOLT! Show. Vamos Chudd!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Chudd: Was that the dinner bell?
Deadprez: This match has begun and Chudd looks hungry.
Eve: Hungry for competition that is!!!
Deadprez: Chudd reaches deep down into his bag of Doritos and pulls out a handful. He is offering it to Provencal!!!
Provencal: I got kids mayne. They need to eat too!!!
Chudd: I got enough for all
Eve: Provencal is looking out into the audience and waving someone over! It’s his kids!!! Awww they are so adorable! Wow that’s a lot of them tho…
Deadprez: Is this still a match? These kids are interfering call for the DQ!
Eve: Please Dead have a heart somewhere in that cold dead soul of yours…
(Provencal’s kids enter the ring and are each handed a hot pocket from Chudd. They devour it instantly as if they haven’t eaten in weeks.)
Eve: The most wholesome moment in EAW history honestly.
Provencal: Alright now out of the ring now daddy has to earn some bacon! GIT OUT!!!
(Provencal’s kids go running back to their seats as Chudd begins to sweat just from watching the running.)
Chudd: I’m sure glad I don’t have to fight them. They look tough.
Provencal: Wait was that a ham and cheese hot pocket??? Everyone knows it’s pizza or nothing!!! I’m going to end you!
Deadprez: Damn things just escalated quickly! Provencal just slapped Chudd across the face! Chudd is fuming! He thrusts out his belly and it sends Provencal flying across the ring as he lands in the corner!
(One of Provencal’s kids is shown angrily throwing their half eaten hot pocket in the trash in defiance.)
Eve: Provencal is mad now. He is up and he is cussing out Chudd in French. He shoves Chudd but it has no effect as he can’t even move this massive man! Chudd laughs as he shoves a handful of Doritos into the face of Provencal! Absolutely disgusting! His face is now completely orange from those chips!
El Landerson: Orange man bad.
Deadprez: But Provencal spits the chips out into the face of Chudd! Such disrespect!!! And now Provencal lighting Chudd up with hard kicks to the legs taking him off balance! Chudd has dropped the chips! Oh shit he is going down!!!
(Chudd falls over nearly causing the ring to collapse as the referee falls outside of the ring from the impact!)
Eve: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY I DON’T THINK THE RING CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS PUNISHMENT!!!
Deadprez: Provencal now going up to the top rope! He is going to finish this!!! FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP!!! THE COVER!!!
…
Eve: But the referee is just getting up after falling out of the ring! The referee lunges into the ring to make the count!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: CHUDD KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY!!!
Eve: Provencal sent flying again from that kickout as he thought he had the match won!!! Provencal’s kids yelling at him that he’s not their real dad! That’s something they should probably discuss in a private setting as a family possibly with a therapist involved.
El Landerson: That biased referee should face me and I will do bad lucha things to him.
Deadprez: Calm down Landerson before someone gets hurt! But it looks like Chudd is struggling to get back up to his feet as Provencal comes off the ropes with a Running Dropkick looking to take advantage!!
Eve: But he missed! How do you miss a target that size?
Deadprez: Provencal falls down to the mat as Chudd rolls over on top of him! Holy shit he’s crushing him!!! Chudd manages to eventually pull himself up as he grabs Provencal by the head and pulls him up with him! Chudd now crushing Provencal’s skull between his giant hands! Stop this! This is a wrestling match! He’s gonna kill him!!! Provencal claws at the eyes of Chudd forcing him to break the hold! But Chudd grabs onto Provencal’s arm… He just bit into his arm hard!!! Those teeth have years of experience! Provencal collapses down to the mat holding his arm in pain! Chudd goes for the Running Splash!!! IT’S OVER!!!
Eve: No! Provencal rolled out of the way before Chudd leaped! Chudd still up on his feet! SUMO STOMP!!! NO! Provencal dodged that too! Provencal rolls beneath the ropes… OH SHIT HERE COMES CHUDD!!! CHUDD CHARGING IN… THUMB TO THE EYE BY PROVENCAL!!! BUT HE CAN’T STOP THE MOMENTUM OF CHUDD!!! CHUDD WILDLY CHARGES INTO THE ROPES…
Deadprez: OH SHIT THE ROPES JUST SNAPPED!!! CHUDD AND PROVENCAL GO TUMBLING OUT TO THE OUTSIDE TOGETHER!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
Eve: CHUDD AND PROVENCAL JUST FELL OFF THE APRON WITH CHUDD LANDING ON TOP!!! PROVENCAL’S KIDS ARE CRYING!!!
Deadprez: THEY JUST WITNESSED THEIR DAD’S CAREER COME TO AN END HERE TONIGHT!!!
Eve: Don’t get too dramatic Dead! He can still escape this!!! The referee looks concerned as he begins the ten count!!!
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CHUDD STIRRING NOW! WILL HE MAKE IT UP IN TIME!!!
Eve: CHUDD LOOKS LIKE HE PASSED OUT TOO! HE IS SLEEPING!!! HE’S TAKING A NAP AS PROVENCAL IS MOVING TOO NOW! HE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT BUT CHUDD IS SIMPLY TOO HEAVY TO MOVE!!!
El Landerson: I would move him I am World Championship Powerlifter in Chudd’s Hotdog Eating Contest show.
Deadprez: Not now Landerson. This is serious a man’s life is at stake!
Referee: SIX!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Come on Provencal! You can do it!!!!
Referee: TENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: It looks like the referee has called off this match! A double countout I would assume as both men appear unable to continue in this state!
Eve: Unfortunate that such a classic competitive contest had to end in this fashion. I am sure that fans worldwide hope to advance this feud into a Best of 7 Series to really determine who the better man is.
Deadprez: Pls no.
(Backstage staff are shown driving a forklift down to the ring to lift Chudd off Provencal.)
Eve: Well we are getting medical staff out here now to stretcher Provencal out of the ring. I sure hope he is alright!!!
El Landerson: Stop it. Get some help. I am going to enter the ring now. I have important lucha things to say. Show some respect to the god of this business. I am El Landerson and you shall be in awe of my presence. I’d tell you all to suck my dick but you could only be so lucky to do that Eve. Adios mami. You just missed your chance to get some with a perfect 10!!!
Eve: … What did we just witness…
Deadprez: I don’t know but it looks like El Landerson is entering the ring with a microphone. The greatest Elitist in EAW history has something to say! Lets find out what!!!
(El Landerson climbs into the ring with a microphone)
El Landerson: …
(El Landerson remembers to turn the microphone on)
El Landerson: Amigos. I did not just come here to watch the two greatest athletes Showdown has produced. I am also here to scout an opponent. I want a challenger for my Bhampionship and I knew one of you two would be the man for the job. And seeing as you battled to a draw, if you are able to still compete, I will hold my word as the greatest BBB of all time and declare that at Voltage’s upcoming show, Tempest, I will face both Chudd and Provencal in a triple threat match!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: Well. That is certainly—
Deadprez: WHAT AN EARTHSHAKING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE BHAMPION! CHIDD AND PROVENCAL WILL BOTH GET A CHANCE AT THE BIG BHRIS BHAMPIONSHIP AT TEMPEST! WHAT AMAZING NEWS!!!
(Camera shows Landerson pumping the crowd as Chudd and Provencal figure out what’s going on)
(Commercial for the EAW Network HD, only $99 per month)
(Camera opens as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” is playing and TLA stands inside the ring in a Showdown blue suit with the Openweight Championship over his shoulder.)
TLA: Hola Amigos y Amigas! First things first, I wanna give big ups to mi amigo, El Landerson for being the man he was just a minute ago, all generous and shit.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TLA: Respect. But that’s not why I’m out here. Hey, so ya boy TLA is ready for Una Mas Lucha. I need to get through whoever Dynasty is gonna be putting up for me and then I’m gonna be cashing this baby in for the upgrade. Who’s ready to see La Pantera Sexual dethrone the GOAT?!?
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TLA: Thought so! And hey, and don’t worry, I’ll take that title and put the baaa baaa boy down! But don’t worry, I already got the Consuela Rose Ava room rebuilt and lined with gold to become the Kassidy Heart room! I got a space wide open for that girl at the Poon Palace! Poon don’t get finer than that! Créelo! Because I come to you all here ready to predict the future! Yo tengo una profecía! I am gonna win the EAW Championship! And I am gonna be remembered as the greatest champion in this company’s history! El Campeón! This… this is fact! And that’s why I am taking this golden opportunity to present a golden future to you all!
(TLA motions to the titan tron as the poon palace appears)
TLA: Everyone knows the poon palace! It’s a wonderful paradise of a business that I have built from the beginning! It’s my pride and joy! Es mi Bebé! But… sometimes even things we love are due for change, for upgrade! Do just like I am gonna upgrade from Openweight Champion to the EAW Champion! But we will see and upgrade to the Poon Palace! The night I become the EAW Champion I will also be announcing mi nuevo proyecto!
(He motions back to the tron and the picture changes. Still the Poon Palace but different. The whole building now appears to be made of gold bricks and a gold fountain spewing chocolate sauce over several poons sits in the front lawn)
TLA: Introducing Poon Palace De Lujo!!! Everything will be upgraded, bigger rooms, bigger breasts, everything! All in celebration of La Pantera Sexual reaching the top of the mountain! It was not far in el pasado that I was the man shown the door! Hated! Shamed by those who couldn’t handle my raw tenacity! But you can’t keep a real one down and now it’s written in the stars as those who got ran me off are gone and I am here to reach the top! And you know what else amigos—
(The crowd goes crazy as the words “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” replace the Poon Palace image on the tron and “Odee” by A Boogie hits as Chris Elite and Big Mike walk out onto the stage)
Eve: WOW! Chris Elite is back! We haven’t seen him since King of Elite! He wasn’t scheduled to be here tonight! I thought he was still recovering from his battle with Ahren Fournier!
(Chris and Big Mike make their way down the ramp, playing up to the fans as they go)
Deadprez: He had some internal injuries, we know that from how he was coughing up blood! I didn’t think he’d be back until after Under Siege but it looks like Big Bhris is back at it!
(Chris and Big Mike get up and into the ring and Chris reaches out before being handed a microphone)
TLA: ¿hay una problema?
Chris Elite: *with a chuckle* Nah. Ain’t no problems. I got no beef with you TLA. I just heard you out here talkin and I had to come and bring you a little bit of truth. You banking too hard on what you guarantee is gonna happen. I mean, I got a Gawd Contract, I picked the stipulation with Fucknier. Hell, I even escaped the cage first. But he still walked out with the belt on a damn technicality. Im just saying you don’t need to be counting your gold Poon Palaces before they’re hatched.
TLA: Listen hombre, you may not have gotten the job done at King of Elite but you ain’t gotta come out here and shit on my parade. I’m one match away, una Lucha mas, from being the first Openweight champion to complete the title defenses and then go on to actually win the title.
Chris Elite: And if you do it, good for you. I’ll be first in line to congratulate you backstage. But you go around making all these guarantees and it’s gonna get inside your head. You’re gonna start believing your own bullshit a little too much and then when this business pulls everything you want out from underneath you, it’s gonna break you. You can ignore it if you want, but it’s just advice.
(Chris moves as he begins to leave)
TLA: Listen, just because you wasn’t man enough to get shit done doesn’t mean I’m the same as you. Don’t play yourself, esé.
(Chris pauses at the ropes and turns back around)
Chris Elite: Not man enough?
TLA: *nodding* You heard me.
Chris Elite: check this out, pleighboy. I don’t know what kind of lap pinky you got down there but I ain’t the one out here overcompensating with gold buildings and hiring fine ass women and paying them to be around me. They flock to me as it is. So if anybody’s manhood should be in question around here it’s the dude who’s finest female companionship happens to also be on his payroll.
(The two have a tense staredown as they get face to face)
Chris Elite: You wanna do somethin? I’m here all day.
TLA: Cero miedo, puto.
(Neither man seems willing to back away, but Big Mike steps in and backs them both up, TLA slaps Big Mikes hand off him before moving to the ropes)
TLA: When you ready for a real fight, esé, you know where I’ll be. You can bring your perro too and I’ll show him what’s up.
(TLA walks up the ramp with the Openweight Championship held high over his head as the cameras fade out)
(Commercial for Shaker Jones, Attorney at Law, settle The Score with The Score)
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(The lights dim as “Remember Tomorrow” by Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats plays and One walks to the ring)
Gina Romano: Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 216 pounds…ONE!!!
Deadprez: One is out here to make a statement tonight, to inflict pain on his opponent and Shane Gates is definitely not a exception.
Eve: Well Shane Gates is called the “Natural Born Killer” for a reason, but I think we’re in for a great match!
Deadprez: Whatever
(One enters the ring as “All Out Life” by Slipknot hits and Shane Gates makes his way to the ring)
Gina Romano: And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 210 pounds…SHANE GATES!!!!!
Eve: Shane Gates is not here to play nice tonight, if he can beat One then maybe he can prove that he can beat the future and that he is the future.
Deadprez: Who said One was the future, maybe it’s just another deadbeat we found on the road, I mean he looks the part.
Eve: Keep it down…he might hear you.
(Shane Gates starts yelling at One as “All Out Life” dies out)
(DING DING DING!)
Deadprez: This match is underway as One instantly clotheslines Shane Gates! Gates drags himself to the bottom rope as One looks to stomp the leg of Shane Gates out of its socket. One lifts Shane Gates up from the back A HEADBUTT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS SHANE GATES FALLS FACE FIRST TO THE GROUND. One runs to the ropes, elbow drop-NO SHANE GATES DODGES AND GRABS THE LEGS PULLING ONE DOWN SHANE GATES LETS GO OF THE LEGS AND KICKS ONE IN THE HEAD MULTIPLE TIMES. Shane gets up quickly as One bringing himself to his feet One runs towards Shane Gates with a lariat NO SHANE DUCKS UNDER- PELE KICK, SHANE GOES FOR THE COVER
Ref: ONEEEEEE! TWOOOO-
Eve: One kicks out quickly as Shane stumbles to lock a headlock in on One…One quickly grabbing the ropes forcing the break, One rolls out of the ring Gates runs towards the ropes…BASEBALL SLIDE- NO ONE GRABS THE LEGS OF SHANE GATES AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH A SICKENING THUD, ONE GRABS SHANE BY THE THROAT OH-MY-GOD ONE WITH A RECKLESS INTENTION SLAMMING GATE’S HEAD ON THE BARRICADE
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Deadprez: Lots of leg grabbing in this match. Anyways the Ref continues the count as One is now throwing Shane Gates around like a rag doll as all Gates can do is flail his arms around absolute loser. Shane scrambles back into the ring able to catch his breath. But One follows pursuit, DROPKICK BY GATES BUT ONE STAYS PUT GRABBING THE ROPES ONE PUSHES GATES WITH ONE HAND….SUPERKICK AS SHANE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND.
Eve: One pulls Gates up BUT GATES WITH A BACK FOREARM ONE STUMBLES BACK KICK TO THE GUT..Pile Driver position I think looking for Last Hope, IT CONNECTS WHAT ONE GETS TO HIS FEET AS SHANE GATES IS SHOCKED SHANE RUNS TOWARDS ONE DISCUS LARIAT NO SHANE DUCKS UNDER AS HE RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES JUMPING DDT BUT NO ONE KEEPS SHANE GATES IN THE AIR HE RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING. One shaking his head as he leaves the ring to dispose of him once more One stomps Shane down a bit before throwing him back into the ring, One goes to the corner waiting for his prey to stand…DISCUS LARIAT KNOCKS SHANE GATES OFF HIS FEET! Oh One hooks the leg of Shane Gates! He glares at the ref, almost demanding the count!
Ref: ONEEEE! TWOOOOO! THREEEEE!!!!!
(DING DING DING!)
(“Remember Tomorrow” plays through the arena again as One instantly leaves the ring heading for the backstage area)
Gina Romano: Your winner…ONE!!!!!!
Deadprez: WHO LET THIS HOBO INTO THE ARENA FOR CHRIST SAKES AND THE AUDACITY FOR HIM TO COME IN AND BEAT UP ONE OF OUR OW-
Eve: Dead chill, One has just proved himself as the dominant one tonight and this is just one of the many wins he’ll accumulate here in EAW-
Deadprez: HE’LL GET ONE HELL OF A BEATING IF YOU AS-
Eve: You still going on? Shut up will you. Anyway, we have to move on. Later tonight, we will see Terry Chambers and Solomon go at it in the ring after weeks of assaults. Terry was not officially cleared medically, but he signed the waivers to make things proceed.
Deadprez: A risky and stupid decision that will probably cost the dumbass his career.
Eve: *annoyed* or a bold decision by a fighter who refuses to be held back. Regardless. Cori Simmons caught up with Terry earlier today.
(Screenbar: FILMED EARLIER TODAY)
(Camera opens to see Cori Simmons standing backstage with Terry Chambers. Terry has various bandages on his shoulder and a set of stitches over his eye)
Cori Simmons: Terry, for weeks now you and Solomon have been at each other’s throats. You’ve signed away any medical legalities with your injuries, but I have to ask, how do you feel going into this match?
Terry Chambers: How do I feel? Is this some kinda psychiatrists session? I’m sore. I got aches all over my damn body because this Dystopia babbling freak-show has yet to fight me like a man. Twice I’ve been attacked from behind by that punk and the one time I got him head to head, I beat his ass with a bum shoulder and he still couldn’t handle it, lucky as hell we were separated by security or he wouldn’t be walking right now.
Cori Simmons: Solomon isn’t one hundred percent himself after Cody Marshall left him laying last week, but can you really go tonight? You suffered a separated shoulder and it’s beloved you may still be suffering concussion-like symptoms.
Terry Chambers: I don’t give a damn about any technical match. This goes deeper than that now. This is about more than sneaking a pinfall. This is about winning a damn fight. That’s why I signed the waivers. That’s why I wanted no disqualifications. This is gonna get settled one way or another. And he can try and teach me his Dysfunctional Dystopia or whatever. But by the end of the night, I’ll have taught him exactly why they call me the Barbaric Carnivore.
Cori Simmons: Do you have a particular strategy for approaching this fight?
Terry Chambers: As a matter of fact, I do. Choke his ass out.
(Terry walks away as the camera fades)
(Commercial featuring various EAW elitists supporting pet adoption such as Layla Lockhart holding a puppy, Cameron Ella Ava holding a kitten, Ahren Fournier holding a baby goat, and Chudd holding a pot belly pig and looking at it hungrily)
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the middle of the ring)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: And it is a qualifier, for the New Breed Championship Gauntlet!!!!
(The crowd roars as “All Fall Down” by Charlie Madson, Tom De Jager, James Falconi, Richard Quinn, Sarah-Jane Norman plays and Justiciar Eric comes out to the stage with a flag hung over his shoulders)
Gina Romano: Introducing first from Jacksonville, Florida..weighing in at 220 pounds, THE LORD OF ORDER JUSTICIAR ERICCCCC
Deadprez: Justiciar Eric has had a new perspective lately, that maybe if he toughens up he can wrestle with the big boys, and maybe that has worked out for him as tonight he’s facing Jax Walker for a chance to be in the New Breed Title gauntlet at Under Siege.
Eve: Alot is on the line tonight and it’s time for Justiciar Eric to prove why he’s able to fight for a title in a big match situation, alot is going to go down tonight!
(Justiciar Eric places his flag on the top turnbuckle and walks to his corner as “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria plays and Jax Walker comes out to a standing ovation)
Gina Romano: Introducing the challenger…from Berea, Kentucky…weighing in at 265 pounds..JAX WALKERRR
Deadprez: Here comes someone who’s already proved himself worthy of the New Breed title but has to get pass Justiciar Eric in order to do so, Jax Walker doesn’t backing down from a fight and he definitely isn’t tonight.
Eve: Are you saying Justiciar Eric is weak? Come on give him a chance Dead
Deadprez: No.
(Jax Walker comes to the ring and stares down Justiciar Eric as “Welcome Home” dies down)
(DING DING DING!)
Eve: As Dead sorts out his hatred for Justiciar Eric this match is underway! They both lock up, Jax manages to lock a headlock in on Eric, Eric slowly pushes Jax to the ropes, he succeeds forcing the break. They lock up again, this time it’s Jax Walker pushing Eric to the opposite rope, Eric is sent running the ropes, but immediately hits Jax with a missile dropkick! Jax stumbles down to the middle rope as Eric is surveying the crowd. Walker wasting no time running in- OH I THINK HE WAS LOOKING FOR THE IED EARLY BUT THE BIG BOOT DOESN’T CONNECT AS JUSTICIAR ERIC ROLLS JAX UP
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!! T-
Deadprez: JAX KICKS OUT as Justiciar Eric gets to his feet fast. NOT FAST ENOUGH AS JAX WALKER GRABS HIM, UP, THE POWERBOMB HITS AS JUSTICIAR ERIC CLUTCHES HIS BACK IN PAIN. Jax brings him up and throws him out to the apron without haste, Justiciar Eric clings on AND RUNS TO THE TOP ROPE AS JAX FOLLOWS PURSUIT, THEY’RE PUNCHING IT OUT ON THE TOP ROPE. JAX NEARLY PUSHES JUSTICIAR ERIC OUT BUT ERIC HOLDS ON TO JAX. JUSTICIAR ERIC PUNCHES JAX SQUARE IN THE FACE AS HE’S HANGING FROM THE TOP ROPE. Eric knows what to do as he tries to balance himself on the top rope holding on the Jax’s feet. A TOP ROPE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AS ERIC STUMBLES TO THE FLOOR, JAX ROLLS OUT OF THE RING TO CATCH HIS BREATH AS HE’S GRABBING HIS HEAD IN PAIN. BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING ERIC WITH A VICIOUS SUICIDE DIVE AS WALKER’S BACK IS SEEN ARCHING OVER THE BARRICADE ON IMPACT.
Eve: This hasn’t turned out well for Jax Walker so far as Eric rolls him back into the ring, Jax grabs Eric’s legs as he tries to kick away, Walker slowly getting up in the process. A punch to the face to Eric dazes him as Jax quickly wraps around his neck, THE BLACKOUT IS LOCKED IN, JUSTICIAR ERIC IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT JAX WALKER SLOWLY MOVING BACKWARDS. Eric shifting to the left tho, OH HE’S ELBOWING JAX IN THE GUT THAT MUST NOT FEEL GOOD, Jax is trying to keep the cobra clutch locked in but Eric weakens him. Justiciar Eric easily slips out AND TURNS AROUND FOR THE ORDER IMPACT BUT JAX PUSHES AWAY THE ATTEMPTED JUMPING CUTTER AS HE CLOTHESLINES ERIC IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BUT HOLDS ON TO HIM KEEPING HIM UP. JAX LIFTS ERIC UP TO A SUPLEX POSITION HE’S LOOKING FOR THE FUBAR, HE DROPS ERIC INTO A PILEDRIVER POSITION BUT ERIC WIGGLES HIS WAY OVER AND NOW HE QUICKLY HITS A PILEDRIVER ON WALKER, ERIC WITH THE COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWO-
Deadprez: KICKOUT! Eric looks fairly disappointed by the outcome but still is not letting that overcome him in this match, both men have tried to pull their finisher early but to no avail. Justiciar Eric is leaning against the ropes waiting for Jax to get up. As Jax is not responsive Eric walks over and pulls him to his feet BUT JAX PUSHES HIM AWAY THE IED, THE BIG BOOT CONNECTS JAX HOOKS THE LEG.
Ref: ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THR-
Eve: Eric kicks out, but Jax isn’t waiting like Eric did he grabs Eric by the neck, yikes, Jax pushes him down to the bottom rope. As he gets out of the ring, Jax runs…THE MOTAR RUNNING FRONT DROPKICK CONNECTS AS JAX GETS INTO THE RING AND PULLS ERIC TO THE CENTER OF THE RING- BUT ERIC TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AND PUSHES JAX AWAY AND REACHES FOR THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE. BOTH MEN HAVE GIVEN THEIR BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS TO THIS MATCH.
Justiciar Eric (Off-Mic): I WILL END YOU! I WILL END YOU!
Deadprez: Justiciar Eric runs towards Jax Walker- CLEANSING TRIGGER! NO JAX DODGES AND ROLLS JUSTICIAR ERIC UP FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THRE-
Eve: ERIC KICKS OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME BUT JAX HAS ALREADY GOT HIM SCOUTED AS HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A M.O.A.B. THE SPIRIT BOMB CONNECTS, JAX GOES FOR THE PIN AS ERIC IS LIFELESS ON THE GROUND!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
(“Welcome Home” blasts across the arena as Jax Walker gets his hand raised by the ref)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen your winner…JAX WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WALKER HAS DONE IT HE’S NOW IN THE NEW BREED GAUNTLET HE BEAT JUSTICIAR ERIC FINALLY THAT LITTLE RODENT NEEDED SOME TEACHING.
Eve: Hey hey calm down now Eric isn’t done with EA-
Deadprez: Don’t give me that motivation bullshit, you know I hate that.
Eve: And you know I hate that ‘this guy I don’t like lost so he must be done’ bullshit. So let’s call it a wash.
(Commercial for the next EAW 2k19 update with El Landerson at a 99 Overall)
(Camera opens to see Jax Walker backstage after his win, grabbing a bottle of water and taking a sip before pouring some over his head to cool off)
Jax Walker: Fuck, that was harder than I thought it’d be.
(Jax turns a corner just in time to see Malcolm Jones standing face to face with the Revolution. Malcolm has a heavy duty knee brace and has a crutch in his hands as if it were a baseball bat)
Malcolm Jones: You dirty motherfuckers better know what’s best for you! Ain’t no sneak attacks when I’m looking you dead in the eyes!
Jake Smith: *sarcastically* Oh No! What’re you gonna do? Run us down? Oh that’s right, you can’t because your knee is blown! Courtesy of the Revolution! You’re lucky we stopped where we did!
(Joshua Nicholls steps up and into MJ’s face)
Joshua Nicholls: I say we finish the job, right here and now. No one else on Showdown got even a chance to fight for King of Elite. So why should we bow to the decision that you were the rep, winner or not? Maybe we should end you and then see if that crown goes back up for grabs?
Malcolm Jones: My hands work, bitch. Come catch ‘em.
(Josh takes a swing but MJ ducks it and plants the end of his crutch into Josh’s jaw. He then turns but Jake Smith has grabbed a camera tripod that was leaning against the wall and swings it into MJ’s abdomen.)
Jake Smith: WHO’S FORGETTABLE NOW?!?
(Just then Jax rushes in with a big boot to the side of Jake’s head, sending him to the floor. He grabs Josh by the hair and shoves him away)
Jax Walker: Ain’t you fools got something better to do?
(Jake stands, clutching his ear. He has a grin on his face)
Jake Smith: As a matter of fact…
(He turns to Josh who stands while feeling his jaw and checking his teeth)
Josh Nicholls: We’ve got somewhere much more important to be… catch you pussies later.
(Jake and Josh walk away with suspicious smiles as Jax turns to MJ)
Malcolm Jones: Man I had that handled. I don’t need your ass getting in the way of my fights. I’m plenty capable even with a bum knee.
(Jax looks MJ up and down, focusing on the heavy brace)
Jax Walker: Yeah… sure ya are, gimpy.
Malcolm Jones: I said I don’t need your ass around here. You wanna catch this in their place? Go right ahead.
Jax Walker: Whoa… no need for any of that. You earned my respect in that TLC match. And we fought side by side against those pricks last week. I don’t take that lightly especially when I catch them pulling shit like this. I know you don’t need me. I helped because I wanted to help out of respect.
Malcolm Jones: Yeah that’s all nice and koombayah or whatever the fuck. But next time you prolly best of minding ya own damn business.
Jax Walker: Yeah. Whatever you say man. If you need me, I’ll be around.
(Jax walks away as MJ glares at him. Camera fades as MJ reaches down to adjust the knee brace)
(Commercial for Noah Reigner’s new bakery, The Sprinkle Shop! Specializing in mini cupcakes but having a wide variety of flavors! Try one today as we carry all the most popular flavors! Except red velvet. Yuck)
(Camera opens to Gina Romano in the ring)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match to determine the number one contenders to the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships and it is scheduled for One Fall!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Give Em Hell Kid” by My Chemical Romance hits as Jake Smith and Josh Nicholls Make there way onto the stage and down the ramp to massive boos)
Gina Romano: Introducing first, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 430 pounds… JAKE SMITH AND JOSHUA NICHOLLS… THE REVOOOOLLLUUUTTTTIIIOOONNNNN!!!!!
Deadprez: The Revolution have made their presences felt! They took out the Interwire Champion earlier this week at a live event and we’ll be lucky if MJ is cleared to compete in time for Under Siege!
Eve: He’s expected to recover about 9-10 days before Under Siege but it will still be a close call and that’s thanks to Smith and Nicholls making the assault on Tuesday night! You have to wonder what their intentions are with this violent streak and what effect it could have on tonight!
(“Revolution” by the Beatles begins to play but transitions into “Lowlife” by Theory of a Deadman as Cody Marshall and Jack Haze make their way into the stage and down the ramp. Jack reaches out for a fist bump. Cody begins to fist bump but hesitated and waves it off)
Eve: Cody not quite ready to accept the enlightened lifestyle just yet.
Gina Romano: And their opponents, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 516 pounds… JACK HAZE AND CODY MARSHALL!!!!!
Deadprez: We got the redneck cowboy and the stoner liberal. It’s and interesting combo to say the least.
Eve: Jack believes he can show Cody the way to Enlightenment. But I think Cody is just taking the opportunities he needs to get a title shot.
(Both teams get set in the ring and the referee calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Jack Haze and Jake Smith look to start things off! Both move towards the center of the ring! Jack looking to lock up and take a technical advantage! Jake looks like he’s gonna lock up too… BUT A QUICK KICK TO THE GUT FROM JAKE WHO GRABS JACK BY THE HEAD FOR A DDT! Jack is planted to the mat and Jake slides on top of him for a rear crossface! Jake cranks back on the neck of Jack Haze! And look at how Jake is just enjoying it! He looks absolutely giddy! And now he transitions over and starts driving knees into Jack’s ribs! Jake maintains control of Jack’s head as he rises up to his feet! Jack trying to swing punches and fight back but Jake moves backwards and drags Jack to his corner! Josh Nicholls tags himself in and Jake holds Jack there in the corner as Josh leaps over the top rope and drives his knees into Jack’s back and forcing him to the ground as Jake gets back out to the apron!
Deadprez: Fantastic tag team strategy by the Revolution! Josh now driving his knee Into Jack’s back again and grabbing him by the chin to stretch him backwards! Jack is in pain and Cody is shouting for him!
Cody Marshall (off mic): Get out of it dumbass!
Deadprez: The voice of empathy, truly. Josh finally releases the hold though and pulls Jack up to his feet! Jack still swinging his arms to try and connect but Josh has a serious strength and control advantage right now! He puts Jack’s head between his legs and pulls him up! MASSIVE POWERBOMB— NO! JACK HELD ON WITH HIS LEGS AND FLIPPED BACKWARDS THROUGH IT! HE HAS JOSH CRADLED WITH THE SHOULDERS DOWN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOO!! THR—
Eve: Josh powers out! But the technical ability of Jack Haze well on display to control his body through that motion! But Jack has taken a lot of punishment early and he needs to make the tag! He tries to run for Cody but Josh grabs ahold of Jack’s boot! Josh tries to pull him in— MULE KICK TO THE CHIN OF JOSH NICHOLLS! JOSH IS STUNNED AND JACK SCRAMBLES FOR THE CORNER! TAG MADE! CODY MARSHALL IS IN THE MATCH!
Deadprez: Cody comes in and MASSIVE BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF JOSH NICHOLLS! BUT JAKE SMITH HOPS UP AND SPRINGBOARDS IN! FLYING FOREARM— BUT CODY WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF JAKE KNOCKS HIM OUTTA THE AIR! CODY TEARING THINGS UP NOW! Jake rolls to the outside and Cody grabs Josh by the head and pulls him up! Grabs him with a gut wrench waistlock! Lifts him up! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! DID YOU SEE HOW JOSH JUST BOUNCED OFF THE CANVAS! CODY MAKES THE LATERAL PRESS!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOO!!! THREE—
Eve: JOSH JUST GOT OUT! Cody caught him with that boot and the powerbomb was almost enough to seal it! Josh tried to stand BUT CODY GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!!! LISTF HIM UP! LOOKING FOR THE RAPTURE DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!! Wait… JAKE SMITH JUST GRABBED THE REFEREE BY THE FOOT AND DRAGGED HIM OUT! HE THROWS THW REFEREE AGAINST THE BARRICADE AND THE OFFICIAL IS DOWN!!
Deadprez: BUT BACK IN THE RING! JOSH SAW THE REF GO DOWN AND KICKED CODY IN THE GROIN! CODY DROPS JOSH AND JOSH GRABS HIM FOR A DDT! Josh trying to gather himself now and—
**CRACK**
Eve: JAKE SMITH JUST SMASHED A STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF JACK HAZE! LOOK AT THE DENT IN THE CHAIR! AND NOW HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! HE DROPS THE CHAIR DOWN AND GRABS CODY BY THE HEAD! JAKE GETS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE BROKEN WINGS… BUT NOW JOSH GRABS CODY’S LEGS AND ELEVATES HIM! ELEVATED SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! THE ELEVATED BROKEN WINGS LANDED CODY RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR! AND NOW THEY DRAG CODY TO THE CORNER AND JAKE HOLDS THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF CODY’S FACE! KANGAROO KICK! JOSH JUST SUPERKICKED THE CHAIR INTO CODY’S FACE! JAKE SHOVES CODY DOWN FROM THE CORNER… wait…. what’s Josh doing now?
Deadprez: JOSH IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BLUE VENGEANCE! THE MOONSAULT HITS ON THE MONEY! JAKE SLIDES OUT THE RING AND THROWS THE REF IN AS JOSH HOOKS CODY’S LEG!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!……….. TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!…… THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Here are your winners and new number one contenders for the Unified Tag Team Championships… THE REVOLUTION!!!
(“Give Em Hell Kid” blasts as Jake and Josh slide out the ring and quickly move up the ramp with disgusting smiles on their faces. Cody is just beginning to wake up as he sees Jack Haze who has just gotten himself up onto the apron and is leaned against the second rope)
Deadprez: The Revolution won the day and are heading to Under Siege to face the Jaded Hearts for the Tag Titles!!
Eve: Yeah but can you really call that a win?
Deadprez: Were they announced as the winners?
Eve: …….
Deadprez: Thought so.
(Cody sits up and Jack tries to help him to his feet. But Cody shoves Jack away)
Eve: Uh Oh.
Deadprez: Cody is getting to his feet but he doesn’t look too pleased. He… HE JUST GRABBED JACK BY THE THROAT! RAPTURE!!!!
Cody Marshall (off-mic): ONE SHOT TOOK YOU OUT?!? ONE SHOT AND YOU BECOME USELESS?!? I WAS HARDCORE CHAMPION! AND YOU RUN AROUND TALKING LIKE YOURE BETTER THAN ME?!?
Eve: Cody very angry to not be getting this title shot and… HE JUST DEADLIFTED JACK BY THE THROAT! ANOTHER RAPTURE! JACK ISNT MOVING AND CODY NOW LEAVING THE RING!
(Cody has a snarl on his face as he makes his way up the ramp. Medical comes to check on Jack as the camera fades)
(Commercial for Wendy’s new 10 for $10 meal featuring Chudd)
(Camera opens to a panning shot over the sold out crowd)
(“Mortal Kombat” by Clue [ft. Skeamer] starts playing, only for it the music to be met with boos filled with nothing but hatred from the audience. Meanwhile, Solomon makes his way to the ring unbothered.)
Gina Romano: Making his way to the ring… from, London, England.. Weighing in at 253 pounds.. SOOOLLLOOOMOOONNN!!!!
Deadprez: This guy is no good, and you could just hear it from the fans hear tonight. They hate this guy, but I don’t know if they hate him as much as these two men hate each other.
(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones Jr. Plays to eardeafening cheers as Terry Chambers, bandages and all, makes his way to the ring with his eyes fixated on his opponent.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent.. from Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 287 pounds… TEEERRRYYYY CCCHHHHAAMMBBEERRRSSS!!!
Eve: These fans here are giving Terry quite the reaction! But aside from them, Terry and Solomon has nothing but pure, fueled, hatred for each other, just like you said Dead. This no DQ stipulation will be sure to provide a war between these two.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: This matc- OH WOW!! SOLOMON POWERS TERRY INTO THE CORNER AND IMMEDIATELY HE’S BLASTING HIM WITH THESE LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! This match is starting off to a bang and Solomon now is just stomping Terry out in the corner before going for a quick cover!
Ref: ONE! TW-
Deadprez: Solomon though, getting off of Terry and he’s looking him straight in the eyes with an evil grin, as he pulls him up and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckles! Terry stumbles out of the corner now and he’s immediately met with a clothesline! Solomon is dominating early on but now it looks like he’s going for his first weapon already, as he looks under the ring. Solomon grabs around, and he picks up a steel chair! Solomon gets back into the ring and Terry is on the other side leaning onto the ropes. Solomon rushes at Terry attempting to bash the chair into his skull, but Chambers is able to catch the chair, and powers it out of Solomon’s hand before throwing it aside! Solomon stumbles back after losing the chair and Terry now blasts him with a clothesline of his own! Terry now attempts to drag Solomon to his feet, BUT SOLOMON GOUGES HIS EYES BEFORE ROLLING OUT THE RING!!!
Eve: What a cheap move! Solomon now catching his breath as Terry leans on the ropes covering his eyes, and Solomon pulls Terry out the ring! Now Solomon grabs Terry, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING POST!! Solomon’s not done there, as now he’s slamming him head first into the apron! Terry isn’t being given a break here as Solomon now is dragging him around ringside, AND HE JUST THREW TERRY INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Solomon now rolls Terry back into the ring and now he’s going for a second cover!
Ref: ONE! TWO!-
Eve: And this time Terry kicks out! Solomon now without his smile as he looks back at that steel chair. Terry is crawling to the turnbuckles as Solomon slowly picks up the chair. Solomon now walks towards the grounded Terry but Terry is able to kick his leg out from under him! Terry pulls himself up to his feet as Solomon stumbles backwards. Solomon immediately charges back at Terry though, but he receives a boot to the face before Terry drops him, this time with a discus clothesline! Terry isn’t done yet though, as he bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop, NO HE DOESN’T!! SOLOMON PUT THE CHAIR ABOVE HIM AND TERRY’S ARM CAME CRASHING RIGHT INTO IT!! Terry’s arm is hurt, and this just gives Solomon enough time to recover!
Deadprez: Solomon, with the help of the ropes, gets to his feet now, meanwhile Terry is holding his arm at near the turnbuckles, and now here comes Solomon WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE SPINE OF TERRY!! Solomon isn’t stopping there, as he continues with these echoing shots to the back, and Solomon now finally throws the chair out! Solomon now drags Terry to his feet, and it looks like he’s attempting the Quicktime, but Terry is desperately hitting multiple elbows to the side of Solomon’s face! Terry connects with a hard elbow and it causes Solomon to let go, and The Barbaric Carnivore hits a kick to the midsection before lifting him up into powerbomb position. Terry runs to the turnbuckles AND THERE’S A BUCKLE BOMB!! Solomon stays in the corner as Terry backs up, and now he charges in! THERE’S THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE NOW!! THE CCS ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS, AND TERRY NOW WITH A COVER!!!
Ref: ONE! TWO!! THR-
Deadprez: SOLOMON KICKS OUT!! Terry now clutching onto his arm after dropping it on top of a steel chair, but now he rolls out of the ring, and it looks like he wants to make things even! Wait, scratch that! Forget even, Terry just took a baseball bat out from under the ring! Terry now gets back into the ring as he approaches the rising Southside Shooter. Terry now takes a swing with the baseball bat, but Solomon is able to catch it, and the two are struggling for control now!
Eve: Neither man are willing to give in, but Terry is able to pull the bat out of Solomon’s hands, and he takes another wild swing only for Solomon to duck it! AND THERE’S A LOW BLOW!! Solomon just low blowed Terry, AND THERE’S THE QUICKTIME!!! Solomon now looking directly at the angry audience as he goes for the cover!
Ref: ONE! TWO!! THREE!-
Eve: AND TERRY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Solomon now is visibly annoyed, but these fans are going insane, and it looks like they’re chanting Terry’s name, all around the arena! Solomon is pissed, and he is going back out of the ring but what’s he going for this time? Wait, oh come on! Solomon! he’s picking up the steel steps! Solomon now bringing the steel steps into the ring but what’s he going to do with it? Solomon looks back at Terry, as Chambers is able to pull himself out of the ring. Solomon follows behind, but as he drops off the apron he’s immediately hit with a right hand by Terry! Solomon though sends a right hand right back to Terry, causing him to stumble back! Solomon now with a kick to the midsection before Terry had any time to respond, and Solomon rolls him back into the ring!
Deadprez: Terry now climbing up onto the steel steps in an effort to catch his breath, but Solomon is right there as knocks Terry down from behind! Solomon now picks Terry up, and what’s he going to do!? Wait, that’s, no! THE LONDON POWERBOMB ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! TERRY’S FINISHED!! TERRY JUST GOT POWERBOMBED ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND SOLOMON JUST WATCHES AS HIS LIFELESS BODY ROLLS OFF OF IT!! Solomon now falling into the cover, and it looks like he could be putting this one away, much to their dismay!
Ref: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!!! TERRY ESCAPED! HE SLIPS HIMSELF BEHIND SOLOMON! OH MY GOD!!! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!!! THE COQUINA CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN!! BUT SOLOMON IS ABLE TO ROLL HIMSELF OVER AND GET TERRY’S SHOULDERS DOWN INTO A PIN!!!
Ref: ONE! TWO!! THREE-
Deadprez: BUT TERRY IS ABLE TO PULL HIM BACK DOWN AND HE LOCKS IT IN AGAIN!!! SOLOMON HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FADING!!! HE’S OUT!! HE’S OUT!! THAT’S IT!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… TERRYYYY CHHHAAAAAAAAMMMBBEERRSSS!!!
Eve: HE DID IT!! TERRY DID IT!!
Deadprez: Solomon gave Terry such a hard fought match, but in the end Terry was able to put a stop to him!
(Terry uses the ropes to slowly get to his feet, before having has hand raised by the referee as the crowd chants his name at the top of their lungs as “Can’t Be Touched” plays.)
Crowd: TERRY! TERRY! TERRY!
Eve: The crowd is more behind Terry Chambers than I think I’ve ever seen them!
(Terry leans against the top rope as he walks over and sees the crowd chanting for him. He raises his good arm up into the air and shouts in celebration)
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Terry pounds his chest for the crowd as the camera fades)
(Commercial recapping last nights Friday Night Dynasty)
(Camera opens to show Hurricane Hawk on the phone in his office)
Hurricane Hawk: So there’s still no word on who attacked Leo? Can we get a replica of the footage he had? Maybe something digital? What’s the hold up on—
(Suddenly Sebastian Monroe opens the door and slams it shut as he enters)
Sebastian Monroe: Hawk. A word.
Hurricane Hawk: Bit busy there, sea bass. Can it wait?
Sebastian Monroe: It most certainly cannot!
Hurricane Hawk: *sighing* lemme call you back.
(Hawk hangs up the phone)
Hurricane Hawk: what can I do for you, Sebastian?
Sebastian Monroe: I’m here to demand what is rightfully owed to the premier brand of this company! I’m tired of you overlooking Dynasty as if we are somehow undeserving!
Hurricane Hawk: I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
Sebastian Monroe: LIKE HELL YOU DONT! Dynasty is rightfully owed a shot at the Openweight Championship! And your champion is out there having staredowns with Chris Elite as is he’s the next contender! How dare you overlook Dynasty in such a way!
(Hawk checks his watch)
Sebastian Monroe: Dynasty was robbed of that title when Kevin Hunter was forced to defend against TLA so suddenly and we have yet to have a shot at it since then!
Hurricane Hawk: You know only one brand can challenge at a time, right?
Sebastian Monroe: AND LIKE A COWARD TLA HAS WAITED FOR THE REAL CHALLENGE TO BE LAST! HE DEFENDED AGAINST THAT MAID SLUT WHO DOENST WORK HERE ANYMORE! AND HE BARELY ESCAPED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Hurricane Hawk: That’s not quite—
Sebastian Monroe: And furthermore! I will have you know that if Dynasty doesn’t receive its rightful opportunity at the Ides of March, I will have corporate so far up your ass that—
Hurricane Hawk: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?
Sebastian Monroe: Excuse me?
Hurricane Hawk: I have so much else going on right now. I do not have the patience to listen to your irrational rambling! TLA has run around talking about One More Match this whole time! You want your match at Ides of March? You’ve got it. Just make sure you put an actual contender up for it. Now get the hell out of my office.
(Sebastian grins as he stands)
Sebastian Monroe: Erebus Jennings will be glad to hear it.
(Hawk rolls his eyes as Monroe leaves, picking up the phone to resume his business)
(Camera transitions to Ollie Odinson already standing in the ring.)
Gina Romano: This match is scheduled for one fall.. Introducing first From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 pounds… “The Speedrunner” Ollie Odinson!
(The lights dim and Starboy by The Weeknd starts blaring throughout the arena. A spotlight shines down upon the stage as both Kassidy Heart and Ahren Fournier walk into frame wearing the most extravagant fur coats. Ahren holding his umbrella, points it down to the ring, and pops it open revealing a painted portrait of his beloved cat Jennipurr., and lays it down on the ground. He begins his descent down the ramp, but turns around to the umbrella and sends a kiss back to the Jennipurr umbrella, before continuing down the ramp. Kassidy follows holding Ahrens EAW Championship high above her head with a proud smirk.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent.. From Pawtucket, Rhode Island.. Weighing in at 210 pounds.. He is the EAW Champion.. “Starboi”.. “The GOAT Champion…. “The GOAT of GOATS”… AHRREEEENNN FOUURRNNIIEEERR!!!
(Ahren gets in the ring with his umbrella and walks up to Ollie, and just cracks him in the head with his umbrella)
Eve: WHAT IS THAT!! DESPICABLE!! THAT’S NOT FAIR!
Deadprez: Odinson looks just about knocked out from that shot! Wow! The ref is getting in Ahrens face and Ahren is trying to play it off like he didn’t do anything wrong! I mean it was kinda badass and GOAT. But that’s beside the point..
Eve: No it was disgusting..
Deadprez: Ollie is back on his feet, and the ref is asking if he can continue.. He nods his head and the ref calls for the bell to get this match up underway..
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Ollie coming right at Ahren! PROTECT YA NECK!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL JUST TURNED OLLIE INSIDE OUT!! He’s knocked out!! But I don’t think Ahren’s done! Whats Kassidy Heart doing up on the ring apron? Oh.. AHREN AND KASSIDY ARE.. DOING THE SPECIAL HANDSHAKE!! WE GET TO WITNESS GREATNESS HERE!!
Eve: Relax..
Deadprez: WOW WHAT A MASTERPIECE!! .. Ollie seems to be stirring.. He’s getting up!! NOPE! STORYBOOK ENDING!! CURBSTOMP KNOCKING HIM RIGHT BACK OUT.. Ahren places his foot on the chest of Ollie..
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentleman the winner of this match.. AHREEEEN FOUURRNIEERRRR!!!
Deadprez: Well Ollie had the biggest opportunity of his life tonight but he messed it all up, and was just embarrassed. Ahren the GOAT of GOATS has shown once more why he is the best Showdown has to offer. Wait.. What’s Kassidy doing with that bag??
Eve: FOR GODS SAKES YOU MADE YOUR POINT!! IT’S OVER!!
Deadprez: Kassidy now emptying the contents of that bag all over the ring.. ITS THUMBTACKS! Ahren now placing Ollies head right on the thumbtacks.. Looks like he’s setting him up…
Eve: STORYBOOK ENDING AGAIN!! THIS TIME ON THUMBTACKS!! AND HE’S NOT DONE.. HE KEEPS KICKING OLLIES HEAD, STOMPING HIS FACE RIGHT INTO THOSE TACKS!! HIS SKIN IS GETTING TORN UP.. THIS IS DISGUSTING I CAN’T WATCH!
Deadprez: YOU MUST WATCH THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING!! EVERYTHING AHREN DOES IS A FEAST OF HISTORY FOR OUR EYES! BAAA BAAA!!
(Ahren directs Kassidy to go get a mic. She obliges and hands it to him. Medics come rushing down the ramp to tend to Ollie.)
Ahren: Pathetic, gross, disgusting.. Look at this sack of shit laying in the ring. Get him out of here please, I never want to be disrespected with this lack of talent ever again.. Scrape him off the mat and let’s never speak of this waste of space ever again, mmmmk?? Did we really think that Clara Lovelace in drag was ever going to make it? No way. So let’s get onto more pressing matters shall we? WELCOME TO MY FARM!! AHREN’S FARM BAAAA BAAA! Bitch. Kassigoat if you would be so kind as to hand me my title please!
(Kassidy gets the title from the time keeper, and places it on Ahren’s shoulder)
Ahren: Thank you.. You’re looking at the GOAT, you are looking at the Magnum Opus of EAW. Kassidy Heart, Vixens Champion, Tag Team… Champion.. Ahren Fournier the Elite Answers Champion of the world.. Together we have an iron grip over the EAW landscape, so when you tell me that there’s going to be a number one contenders match to determine who will face me for my precious, does that scare me? Does it give me a fright? Not at all, I have more fear going into a Starbucks hoping they get my French Vanilla Latte order right. I mean my god can we talk about Starbucks real quick?? You go in there thinking hey, they’re pros right? They’ll know that when I order a French Vanilla Latte, I want a French Vanilla Latte, Not Hazelnut, not whatever flavor they..
Kassidy: THE POINT.. Ahren is trying to make here..
Ahren: They once gave me a Hot Chocolate.. Does it look like I’m a fat diabetic?
Kassidy: You done?
Ahren: Hmm? Oh yeah.. Proceed.
Kassidy: The point the GOAT is trying to make, Is that it doesn’t matter whose in that number one contenders match. WHOEVER is in that match The GOAT mounts all…
Ahren: What?
Kassidy: Like.. You mount them.. Like the pin.. 1 2 3.. Goats mount and stuff.. .Right?
Ahren: Oh.. Yeah.. YEAH! I’ll mount all you whether you like it or not!
Kassidy: Hmm, that sounds like a criminal offense..
Ahren: Well you started this whole mounting thing.. I thought I was just going with the theme.. Anyway!
Kassidy: You’re looking at the premier talent on Showdown. Ahren Fournier is the GOAT, and proves it every single time he comes out here. This is only the beginning of the GOAT reign! EAW is Earth, and Ahren Fournier is the Sun. This company revolves around him, and if you want to blow up the sun? Then we all die.
Ahren: YOU ALL DIE! I am the most important aspect to not only this company but life itself. I am the human embodiment of what is to be a human being. I am the perfect specimen, I am the template for what you all aspire to be, and I will continue this trend for all eternity.. Because I am immortal. True story, I’m the very first human being in human history to be immortal.. So, when I say I’ll be EAW Champion forever, it actually means forever; like legit. So whomever wins that shit show.. Just know.. You’ll just fall prey to the GOAT… AND GET THESE HOOVES!!
(Starboy by The Weeknd plays again, as Kassidy holds the ropes for Ahren to get out of the ring. Ahren jumps out and makes his way up the ramp with Kassidy following behind)
Eve: Strong words by our Champion here tonight. I don’t like the words he says but you can’t help but think he has a point.
Deadprez: Of course he has a point, the GOAT never tells any lies. Whoever wins that contenders match could be in a world of hurt. Not exactly a prize I’d want.. We’ll be right folks!
(Commercial for “The Power of Love” the Jaded Hearts story)
(Camera opens to Gina Romano in the ring)
Gina Romano: The following contest is a triple threat match to determine the number one contender for the ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP…..AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way starts to play and out strolls Drake King with a smug expression on his face. The boos rain down on him, but he simply scoffs at them mockingly as he makes his way down the ramp toward the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first…He hails from Brooklyn, New York….He weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS….He refers to himself as THE KING……DRRRRAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!
Eve: Out first, we’ve got the self-professed King! He’s getting yet another opportunity to potentially challenge for EAW gold! He’s fought for the New Breed Championship! He’s fought in one of the most demonic structures that we have and fought for the right to be the EAW Champion! In a nutshell, DP, he’s got a future in this company and it looks bright!
Deadprez: He’s gone from beloved to hated in just short period of time, but his overall talent can’t be denied. This opportunity is just another reason to show it! He’s a future champion that’s got everything you need. He’s got the attention of the people whether they like him or hate him, he a true alpha male, Eve! Straight fact, Eve, he is the future!
(“You Only Live Once (Instrumental)” by Suicide Silence starts playing as the stage gets filled with smoke and the lights play around in synchron with the music. Slowly, Damon Diesel comes out making his way to the ring, as he climbs the steel stairs and rising his hands up causing the pyro to blast. )
Gina Romano: And introducing his opponent….He hails from Orlando, Florida….He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS….He’s known as THE UNCHAINED BEAST…..DAAAAAAMMMMOOONNNN DIEEEEESSSSSEEEELLLL!!
Eve: Here’s another man who’s been around for quite some time who had a golden opportunity at King Of Elite to secure the New Breed Championship, but came up just a bit short!
Deadprez: But with that effort that he displayed, you can bet that’s why he’s getting this opportunity that he’s got right now! Damon Diesel has the potential to be a breakout guy, but in order to do that you have to be able to show that you can win matches like this just to get that benefit from your superiors, and so far Damon hasn’t been able to do that consistently, but that shouldn’t stop him tonight. He looks ready!
(“Love SOSA” by Chief Keef interrupts “You Live Only Once” as Sosa Henderson walks out slow and methodically in his usual black open vest and matching tights with dark sunglasses on. The mixed reaction gets a chuckle out of him as he continues to methodically make his way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: And introducing their opponent….He hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…..He weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY ONE POUNDS……HE’S BULLETPROOF…….SOOOOSSSSSSAAAAAA HEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSOOOONNNNNNN!!!
Eve: And here’s the odds on favorite to win! He’s got all the tools you need to make it a long career in this business. He’s young! He’s athletic! He’s charismatic! He’s a star, period! Sosa Henderson has taken Showdown and EAW by storm, DP!
Deadprez: He sure has, and the best part is he’s a part of the blue brand where we get to see his ascension toward greater things all the time. They sky truly is the limit for this young man! He’s already fought champions, and upcomers alike and he’s looked like nothing but pure greatness personified. He’s young! He’s brash! But he tells you like it is, and that you have to respect!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: There’s no doubt how big this match is, DP! Each man wants a shot at the Interwire Championship, but only one can earn that right here tonight! Only one can further push their name higher up on the proverbial totem pole so-to-speak, but will it be Damon Diesel? Will it be Drake King? Or will it be Sosa Henderson? Each man has at one point or another shown the capability to bring attention to their names based from the success they’ve achieved in the ring, but who’s going to show they are willing to go that extra mile to do it again!?? We’re about to find out! Each man surveying their surroundings as they give each other a quick glance before it’s finally Drake King that rushes in on Damon Diesel, but Damon is quick to answer this predictable attack by Drake with a kick to the midsection of the King and then follows it up with a couple hard well placed for forearms to the back of Drake! Drake throws some punches to the midsection of Damon Diesel! HERE COMES SOSA HENDERSON FROM BEHIND WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF DAMON DIESEL! DAMON GOES DOWN! SUPERKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON TO DRAKE KING NOW! KING FALLS BACK AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SOSA WHIPS DAMON DIESEL TO THE ROPES AND NOW A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO DAMON COMING BACK! SOSA HENDERSON NOW HURRIES TO THE CORNER WHERE HE HOPS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! TOP ROPE MOONSAULT PLANCHA TO BOTH DRAKE KING AND DAMON DIESEL WHO WERE BOTH GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEET! SOSA COMPLETELY ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! THIS CROWD IS ELECTRIC! THEY’RE INTO IT RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: I second that, Eve! Sosa Henderson is already making a lot of things happen in the early going of this match! Sosa Henderson slides under the bottom rope and out to the floor where he raises up the ring apron! And it gets interesting! You put triple threat rules into play, and you get a pretty exciting matchup! You put triple threat rules into play with something on the line? We could have us a classic still to come! Drake King and Damon Diesel are slowly making their way to their feet! And it’s Drake King to his feet first! Now Damon Diesel back up but he gets clotheslined back down just like that! And with support of the ropes Drake King sends repeated stomps to the side of Damon Diesel who tries to recover! Drake King grabs up Damon Diesel though and whips him to the ropes but Damon reverses and sends Drake King to the ropes! *****WHACK**** AND HOLY SHIT! DRAKE KING JUST TOOK THAT VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK FROM BEHIND BY SOSA HENDERSON! WOW!! LOOK!! DAMON DIESEL SAW THE OPENING! GAME OVER!!! PILEDRIVER TO DRAKE KING BY DAMON DIESEL!! THIS COULD END IT RIGHT HERE! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN RIGHT THERE FOR THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!……*****SMACK****
Eve: Sosa Henderson is there to break up the pinfall with that steel chair in hand! Damon Diesel rolls off holding his lower back in pain after that shot! Sosa throws the chair over the top rope to the outside! And now Sosa runs off the ropes and comes back with running dropkick to the face of Damon Diesel! Sosa is really rolling tonight! He was ready for this contest! Sosa picks up Drake King and clotheslines him out of the ring to the floor and goes out after him immediately to stay on this advantage that he has! Sosa grabs Drake by his hair to force him up! Sosa walks him over to the steel steps and slams his head off the steel steps! The referee trying to shout out to the men from inside the ring to bring it back to the squared circle! I don’t blame him at this point! It’s the only way anyone is going to win the match! Sosa tosses Drake into the barricade at ringside! Damon Diesel has now stepped outside on the apron! As Sosa is pounding away on the helpless and warn down Drake King who’s slumped against the barricade taking this beating he doesn’t see Damon Diesel sizing up both men! Drake King down to both knees! Sosa goes to pound away at Drake King but turns as he finally notices out of the corner of his eye Damon Diesel! But it’s two late Damon launches himself off the apron with a crossbody that sends Sosa Henderson down for the first time i the match! Damon Diesel back to his feet! He sneers at the front row crowd that are heckling him! Damon Diesel begins stomping Sosa Henderson who’s still on the ground! Now Drake King who is still feeling the effects of the all out assault he had been receiving few moments ago is now joining in as he starts stomping at the grounded Sosa Henderson right along with Damon Diesel!
Deadprez: Their trying to keep the advantage now against who quite obviously is proving to be the biggest threat in the match in Sosa Henderson! After a minute or so of this assault both Damon and Drake pull Sosa to his feet and then both hold one of the limbs of the slumped over Sosa Henderson! Both and Damon and Drake run Sosa Henderson and throw him into the ring post where he bounces off it and lands hard on the ground hard! Both Damon Diesel and Drake King continue to stalk Sosa Henderson! Both pick Sosa off the ground and stand him up against the ring apron! Damon Diesel lands a hard slap across the chest of Sosa Henderson who feels all of that! But Drake King is right there and doesn’t let Sosa just fall forward and instead backing him against the apron once again! And another hard slap to the chest delivered by Damon Diesel to Sosa Henderson! Damon Diesel now holds Sosa Henderson in place as Drake King delivers a hard clothesline to the helpless Sosa Henderson sending his head snapping back! SNAP DDT NOW BY DRAKE KING TO SOSA HENDERSON! Both men pick Sosa Henderson and grab him off the ground by his tights and roll him under the top rope back into the ring! Drake and Diesel give each other a nod to indicate the short alliance may not be over! Drake goes to slide in the ring! But he shouldn’t have turned his back like that on someone like Diesel because now it’s Damon Diesel that spins Drake King around and picks him up and delivers a Samoan drop to Drake King and laying him out! Damon being smart! Only one man can win the match, not two! Damon Diesel hurries and drops to his knees and covers Sosa! This could be for the win!
Referee: ONE!!!….TWO!!!…..KICKOUT!!!
Eve: And a kickout by Sosa Henderson! I thought Damon Diesel had it there! Drake King climbs up on the apron now but Damon sees him and rushes at him and throws a flying forearm at Drake sending him back down to the floor! Damon Diesel now refocuses his attention back on Sosa Henderson who’s getting back up to his feet! Damon Diesel forces Sosa Henderson into the corner! Damon with repeated shoulder thrusts in the corner! Damon Diesel has really been taking it to Sosa here, the man that ironically had started the match on fire! Damon now sits Sosa on the top turnbuckle and now climbs up with him! But now Sosa comes to life and begins trading shots on that top turnbuckle with Damon Diesel! SOSA KNOCKS DIESEL OFF AND HE HITS THE CANVAS! BUT HERE COMES DRAKE KING NOW AS SOSA LOOKS TO FLY!! OH MY GOD!! DRAKE JUST RUNS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND GRABS THE ARM OF SOSA HENDERSON ALL IN ONE MOTION AND TOSSES HIM SENDING FLYING TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE HE LANDS HARD! DAMON DIESEL BACK UP! JUMPING CUTTER BY DRAKE KING TO DAMON DIESEL FOR HIS TROUBLES! DRAKE WITH THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!……TWO!!!!!…….THR-……KICKOUT!!
Deadprez: SO CLOSE! DRAKE KING SLAPS THE MAT BUT HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO KEEP HIS EMOTIONS IN CHECK! HERE COMES SOSA BACK INTO THE MIX! BACK SUPLEX BACK-NO! DRAKE KING WITH A VICIOUS ELBOW TO SOSA HENDERSON WHO STAGGERS BACK! ENZIGIRI KNOCKS SOSA INTO THE ROPES WHERE HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES DRAPED ON THE SECOND ROPE! HERE COMES DRAKE KING LANDING A HARD KNEE TO THE BACK OF SOSA HENDERSON! DAMON DIESEL ATTACKS DRA-NO! DROP TOE HOLD BY DRAKE KING TO DAMON DIESEL! NOW KING POSITIONS HIMSELF ON TOP OF DAMON DIESEL AND WRENCHES HIS HEAD BACK! CROSSFACE!! DRAKE KING HAS THE CROSSFACE APPLIED! DAMON DIESEL YELLS OUT IN PAIN! DRAKE KING TRYING TO SUBMIT DAMON DIESEL HERE! SOSA HENDERSON GRABS SOME BRASS KNUCKS FROM INSIDE HIS TIGHTS AND SLIPS THEM ON HIS RIGHT WRIST! DRAKE KING HAS THAT CROSSFACE STILL APPLIED!! WILL DAMON DIESEL TAP???
Eve: SOSA!! OH MY! DRAKE KING JUST GOT NAILED RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES! DRAKE KING IS ROLLING AROUND HOLDING THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! SOSA NAILED HIM GOOD! SOSA HENDERSON GRABS UP DAMON DIESEL AND THEN SNAPMARES HIM BACK DOWN AND THEN DELIVERS A SINGLE LEG DROP KICK TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK OF DIESEL USING HIS REBOUND OFF THE ROPES FOR EXTRA ADDED FORCE BEHIND THAT KICK!! SOSA HENDERSON NOW DIVES ON TOP OF DRAKE KING!! HE’S STILL GOT THOSE BRASS KNUCKS AND NOW HE’S USING THEM ON DRAKE! THIS TIME REPEATED RIGHTS TO THE FOREHEAD!! OH MY GOD! HE’S BUSTING HIM WIDE OPEN! DAMON DIESEL NOW BACK IN IT JUST PULLED SOSA BY HIS HAIR AND FORCES HIM BACK TO HIS FEET! SOSA HENDERSON WHIPPED BY DAMON DIESEL TO THE ROPES BUT SOSA REVERSES IT AND SENDS DAMON DIESEL TO THE ROPES INSTEAD! MAN THIS HAS PICKED UP IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES!
Deadprez: Drake King inching himself up in the corner but the blood is flowing now, just streaming away from his forehead! Delayed vertical suplex just delivered by Damon Diesel to Sosa Henderson! But Damon not done as he quickly recovers and now goes outside after Sosa who rolled under the bottom rope and is now outside himself! Damon Diesel and Sosa Henderson now slugging it out back and forth! Damon trying for the clothesline attempt that’s anticipated well by Sosa as he ducks it! Roundhouse kick by Sosa Henderson to Damon Diesel! Sosa goes over to where the ring announcer and time keeper’s special ringside seats were and ushers them out of the way! Sosa grabs the ring bell and then runs at Damon Diesel who’s back on his feet! SUPERKICK BY DAMON DIESEL TO THE ONCOMING SOSA HENDERSON! DAMON JUST SUPERKICKED THAT RING BELL RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SOSA HENDERSON WHO LOSES HIS GRIP ON THE WEAPON AND NOW DIESEL RUSHES IN AND GRABS SOSA HENDERSON FROM BEHIND!! HE HAS HIM!!!! JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB TO SOSA HENDERSON DELIVERED TO SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! OH MY GOD! SOSA MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF! EVE CAN YOU HEAR ME!
Eve: ……
(Eve is shown trying to gather up her headset equipment as she lost it to the ground following the impact.)
Deadprez: While Eve tries to get set back up here Drake King manages to make his way out! Now Drake King and Damon Diesel are going at it! Drake with the advantage whips Damon Diesel to the barricade but Damon able to leap up onto the barricade! Drake King rushes in now on Damon who leaps off the barricade and over Drake and lands on his feet! Running Dropkick by Diesel sends Drake falling back against the barricade to a seated position! Damon Diesel backpedals a few paces and then runs right for the seated Drake King! BANG BANG! THE V-TRIGGER!! NO!!! DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DAMON DIESEL STOPS HIMSELF FROM SURE DISASTER THERE! DRAKE GRABS DAMON DIESEL HOWEVER AND WHIPS HIM BUT DAMON REVERSES IT AND SENDS DRAKE TO THE STEPS! BUT DRAKE KING ABLE TO LEAP OVER THE STEPS WITH HIS MOMENTUM! WHAT ATHLETICISM BY DRAKE! BUT HERE COMES DAMON DIESEL! HE LEAPS OVER AS WELL RIGHT INTO A PERFECTLY EXECUTED TORNADO DDT TO DRAKE KING SENDING HEAD FIRST TO THE FLOOR! Looks like Eve is ready to rejoin us here, all hooked in again! Eve!
Eve: Indeed, DP! What a straight fight this has degenerated into right now! We got Sosa Henderson still trying to recover right out front of us here! By the looks of things he’s also busted open courtesy of getting that ringbell kicked into his face by Damon Diesel! We’ve got Damon Diesel and Drake King on the other side near the entrance fighting it out! Damon Diesel slowly makes his way back into the ring where he falls to his knees! He’s looking somewhat spent along with being as beat up as he is! Drake King Slowly making his way back to the ring as well! Drake King worse off, perhaps having been busted open very early and yet is still going strong in this match! Sosa Henderson now recovering as he is now crawling toward the ring apron, obviously weakened enough to not be able to stand under his own power at this point! He’s had the stuffing beaten out of him as has all three men who are spent almost! But not completely! Now Sosa Henderson slides under the bottom rope back into the fray where Damon Diesel meets him! Damon now strikes Sosa in the corner! But Drake King from behind strikes Damon Diesel! Drake King whips Damon Diesel to the ropes! KINGS ORDER! HE’S GOING FOR THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACE BUSTER!
Deadprez: HE’S GOT IT! NO!! SOSA ATTACKS FROM BEHIND!! HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS AND DRAKE GOES DOWN! BUT DRAKE BACK TO HIS FEET ONLY TO EAT A DROPKICK FROM SOSA! HERE COMES DAMON DIESEL! SPEAR!!! SOSA HENDERSON JUST TOOK OUT DAMON DIESEL WITH THAT SPEAR THAT TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT!!! DiESEL ON ALL FOURS TRYING TO RECOVER!!! HERE COMES SOSA! PAID IN FULL!!! DOUBLE CURB STOMP TO THE HEAD OF DAMON DIESEL DRILLING HIM RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!! SOSA HENDERSON SAYS THAT’S IT!!! HEY!!! DRAKE KING FROM BEHIND GRABS SOSA AND TOSSES HIM FROM THE RING!! SOSA LANDS HARD ON THE GROUND! WAIT A MINUTE!!! DRAKE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER ON DAMON DIESEL!! HE’S ABOUT TO STEAL THIS!!! THE REFEREE IS IN PERFECT POSITION!!
Referee: ONE!!!……TWO!!!……THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way as Drake King falls back but quickly sits up in a seated position leaning back against the ropes. He’s smiling with and laughing, obviously satisfied with his last second thinking as he taps the side of his head with his index finger. The referee soon thereafter with Drake still seated raises the hand of Drake King.)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner, and THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP…… DRAAAAKKKKKKEEEE KIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
Eve: What a hard fought war, DP! A true battle of wits was on display here tonight! Each man placed a lot on the line, but only one could walk away tonight and able to call themselves the victor, and tonight that man was the opportunistic Drake King!
Deadprez: Like him or hate him, he proved on this night that he had the smarts to outclass two other men to become the new number one contender to face Malcolm Jones in the very near future, and what a bout that should prove to be! I can’t wait!
(We now see Drake King finally leaving the ring where he is now at the ramp holding his hands up in victory still smiling, completely satisfied that he could make this moment his as the camera shot moves to Damon Diesel who is just coming to rising up from the canvas holding his head. Sosa Henderson is shown steaming at the thought that this match was stolen right out from under him. The camera then comes back to shooting on Drake King’s devilish grin and then fades to black.)
(EAW Network Logo Buzzes)
