Anna C. Flowers
(EAW intro plays)
(“Misanthrope” By Local H hits as the Showdown intro plays for the television broadcast before we cut to the sold out crowd in Mexico City, panning over the crowd before we finally cut to Pierre Mcguire and Deadprez at the commentators table)
Pierre: WELCOME! TO ANOTHER EXCITING EDITION OF EAW SHOWDOWN!! WE ARE LIVE HERE IN BEAUTIFUL MEXICO CITY!! BRINGING YOU A NIGHT FULL OF ACTION!!
Deadprez: We hope you fat, out of shape, weeb-ass nerds didn’t stuff yourself with too much food from Thanksgiving, ‘cause Showdown is about to full you up right here, right now!
Pierre: We are on the Road To Road To Redemption, one of the biggest Free-Per-Views in EAW history, and the return of the demonic Extreme Elimination Chamber, we have a qualifying match and so much more here tonight for you folks! Let’s get into the action!
(Camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring awaiting the first match)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, now residing in Santa Monica, California, The California Dream, Jaaaaccccck Haaaaazzzzzzeeee!
(‘Revolution’ by the Beatles plays as Jack makes his way down the ramp. He pauses to take in the Showdown crowd briefly before entering the ring.)
Deadprez: This is Jack Haze’s main roster debut tonight, I’ve been hearing nothing but good things from the trainers at Battleground about him!
Pierre McGuire: That’s right, Prez, Jack is looking to make a huge impact here tonight!
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing his opponent, from Brooklyn New York, Okay, Drrrrrrrraaaaaakkkkkeeeeee Kiiiiiiinnnnnng!
(‘Revolution’ by Pennywise plays as Drake comes onto the stage and the crowd immediately starts chanting for him.)
Crowd: O.K! O.K! O.K!
(Drake makes his way to the ring, soaking in the adoration of the capacity crowd.)
Pierre McGuire: Drake looks like he’s in what may be the best shape of his career, considering his recent wars for the New Breed title, I would say he’s doing a little better than just “Ok”.
Deadprez: You right, but let’s not forget, Drake has seemed a bit unhinged lately as well, if Haze can capitalize on that he might pull off an upset tonight!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre McGuire: Here we go, King and Haze meet in the center of the ring, collar and elbow tie up! Drake, being a slightly larger man, is able to over power Jack and whips him to the ropes! Dropdown from King, letting Jack to pass over, but Drake follows it up with a hiptoss, planting Jack in the center of the mat! Not wanting to waste any time, Drake quickly locks Jack into a rear chin lock, grounding the Nowhere Man to the mat!
Deadprez: Jack is in a bit of trouble here, but nothing he shouldn’t be able to get out of, he tries to force Drake’s hands off his chin, but King has the lock in deep! Looking for another route, Jack rolls Drake onto his back in a quick pinning position! Drake immediately releases the hold and lets Jack free, allowing him to take a small break to catch his breath. Jack quickly slides to his knees and backs into the corner as the crowd gets fully behind Drake King!
Crowd: O.K! O.K! O.K! O.K!
Pierre McGuire: Jack stands and rushes at Drake, flooring the Okay King with a shoulder tackle! Haze pulls him to his feet and hits a body slam, feeling that momentum is on his side! Jack Haze is a house of fire! As Drake stands he is met with a quick drop kick, which knocks him back to the mat! Perhaps sensing the end is near, he climbs to the top rope! He could be going for the move her calls the Violator! DIVING BICYCLE KNEE FROM JACK HAZE! NO! Drake King moves at the last second! Jack crashes to the mat in a kneeling heap! SUPERKICK FROM KING! Drake just superkicked Jack Haze into unconsciousness! Drake isn’t taking any chances now, though, he climbs the top rope…450 SPLASH! Drake has this match in the bag! The official is in position!
(ONE!!!….TWWWWOOOOO!!!!…THREEEEEE!!!!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner, by pinfall, DRAAAAAKE KIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!
(The referee raises Drake’s hand in the air and he celebrates his victory, leading the crowd in an OK chant.)
Crowd: O.K! O.K! O.K! O.K!
Deadprez: Much love from this capacity crowd for the King of O-K, Drake King! Gotta love it, Pierre!
Pierre McGuire: Especially after a blowout victory like that one—Drake King has sent a message down to our developmental talent hoping to get their main roster call up soon, and it’s that Showdown doesn’t give our newcomers any special treatment!
(Camera transitions backstage to the office of General Manager Hurricane Hawk as he’s standing by with Shane Gates and Damon Diesel)
Hurricane Hawk: You two bozo’s been at each other’s throats after you use to be cool, and Shane has said on end he doesn’t want anything to do with you.
Shane: I don’t, he’s been holding me back ever since he wanted me to help a Syndicate that died within months.
Damon: We thought you fit what we stood for but I was obviously wrong.
Hurricane Hawk: See, if you two are going to fight I might as well let you fight for something. I want that New Breed Championship on Showdown. And two are the brightest stars on Showdown that we have, so with that being said. Next week, you two are going to end this, and you’ll end it in a Ladder Match.
Shane: And what the hell is going to be hanging?
Hawk: A contract. Winner gets to face the New Breed Champion at an appropriate time. See two birds killed with one stone.
Damon: Fine by me, I told the world that pretty soon I’m going to start making my mark and displaying who I am. Next Week I’m going to bury the NEO Syndicate and the memory of it when I scale that ladder and get that championship opportunity I deserve.
Shane: Yeah, sure. We believe you.
(Shane laughs and walks off as Camera transitions back to the arena, panning over the crowd.)
(“Warriors” by Imagine Dragons is playing as the camera opens to the ring and shows Sam Steele pacing the ring with Mike Shaw on the outside.)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is schedule for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“All Out Life” by Slipknot hits as Shane Gates makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring form Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 210 pounds… SSSHHHHAAAAANNNEEEE GGGAATTTTEEESSS!!!!!
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, already in the ring, representing the Dragon Slayers… SAAAAAMMMM SSSSSTTTEEEEELLLLLEEEE!!
Pierre: We have a great contest here to get going, folks! Two athletic young men here looking to showcase their abilities and prove themselves to Hurricane Hawk!
Deadprez: Well it should be an interesting competition to see! And it looks like the ref is ready to start!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: Both men come out flying! The meet in the center and immediately throw strikes! Kick from Steele! Left hook from Gates! Steele tried to sweep the leg! Gates blocks! Gates hits a knee to Steele’s gut! Gates goes for the double leg takedown! But Steele grabs his head to block… STEELE DROPS HIM WITH A DDT!
Deadprez: Gates gets planted and now Steele climbs on top to take advantage! Clubbing forearms into the back of Shane’s head! Gates trying to cover up from bottom but now Steele grabs his arm and twists over into a Fujiwara armbar! Gates isn’t happy being locked in here! He tries to walk his feet over to create an opening but Steele follow through to stop the escape! Steele cranks back on the arm and Shane’s shoulder has to be in real pain!
Pierre: SHANE PULLS THROUGH AND ROTATES!!! He’s out!!! He scrambled to his feet!! But look! SHAW ON THE APRON!!! He’s yelling at Gates! Gates goes to throw a forearm and knock Shaw down! BUT STEELE FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL UP!!!
ONEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOO!!
Gates kicks out! Gotta remember that Steele May be fighting solo tonight but the Dragon Slayers are a team! Can’t count that out! Steele comes in with a clothesline… BUT GATES DUCKS IT! Stuff kick to the spine of Steele!
Deadprez: And another one straight to the back of the leg of Steele! Steele is down to a knee! And Shane comes in now and places his knee into Steele’s back as he grabs a rear cross face and bends him backwards! The referee steps over and asks if Sam wants to give up but he refuses! He’s reaching for the ropes but Shane holds him in place!
Pierre: But Shaw is up on the apron again and yelling at the referee! Trying to distract from Steele in the submission! GATES HITS HIM WITH A RUNNING KNEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: STEELE WITH ANOTHER ROLL UP FROM BEHIND!!
Pierre: BUT SHANE ROLLS THROUGH THIS TIME AND—
*CRACK*
A VICIOUS KICK ACROSS STEELE’S JAW!!!! Shane grabs him and rolls him through! DECAPITATOR!!! Double underhook crossface applied! Steele is in pain!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Steele submits!!!!!
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner by submission… SHHHAAAANNNEEE GGGAATTTEEESSS!!!!
(Shane releases the hold and the ref raises his hand. He exits the ring and walks up celebrating)
Pierre: The Dragon Slayers tried to use the numbers advantage but the crafty Shane Gates slipped through their clutches!
Deadprez: They tried the same trick twice but Shane saw through it and made them pay! He locked Sam up and that was all it took!
(Commercial for the new documentary “Breaking Ground: The New Era of Battleground”)
(Showdown opens up to the arena from the Commercial Break as Aaron Fitzpatrick is inside the ring)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is set for one fall and it is an Extreme Elimination Chamber preview!
(“Odee” By A Boogie blast throughout the speakers of the arena as Chris Elite begins to make his entrance with Big Mike by his side to a BIG reaction from the EAW faithful in Mexico City)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in at 210 pounds… CHHRRRRIIISSS EEELLLLIIIITTTEEE!!!
(“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash hits as Cody Marshall makes his way to the ring)
Aaron: And his opponent, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 305 pounds… COOOOODDDYYYYYY MMMAAARRRRSSHHAALLLL!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: These two men will be in the chamber fighting for the biggest prize in EAW! And they are going to duke it out right here right now as CHRIS ELITE RUNS!!! AND HE HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK KNOCKING CODY MARSHALL INTO THE CORNER AS HE HITS HARD! Chris getting to his feet quickly and fires a big open handed chop to the chest of Cody Marshall! And he follows that up with a big european uppercut! Chris taking the fight to the bigger Cody Marshall. But Cody connects with a straight right hand to the face of Chris Elite backing him up! Cody now connects with a big body shot as Chris drops to a knee and Cody with a clubbing strike over the back of Chris! Cody grabbing Chris up and he whips him into the ropes! Chris sent back towards Cody from the momentum of that whip! Cody tries for the BIG BOOT! Chris slides and ducks underneath! And he rises! SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A PUNT KICK THAT POPS CODY’S HEAD UP! Cody backing up into the ropes! AND CHRIS WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI THAT SENDS CODY MARSHALL OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
Pierre: Hard hitting action to start off! Cody picking himself up on the outside! Chris is looking like he’s ready to fly! Cody rising, AND CHRIS! HE RUNS!!! FOR A TOPE CON HILO!!! CODY MOVES!! AND CHRIS ELITE HITS THE FLOOR HARD!!! That sound of his back hitting the ringside floor is a tough listen! And he’s rolling around in sheer pain after that! Cody grabbing Chris Elite up aggressively and sends him inside of the ring before rolling himself in as well! Chris rising to his feet but CODY BURIES HIS KNEE INTO THE RIBS OF CHRIS ELITE! And he applies a front facelock! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG SUPLEX PLANTING CHRIS ELITE INTO THE CANVAS! He’s targeting that torso area after Chris Elite missed his flip earlier! Cody on the down Chris Elite applies a headlock on Chris Elite trying to wear him down with his hold! Chris trying to fight up to his feet though! But Cody Marshall being the bigger man it’s quite a difficult task at hand of how to get out of this!
Deadprez: Cody tightening it! But Chris, he’s fighting his way back to his feet! Big Mike slapping the apron as the crowd is egging him on! AND CHRIS MANAGES TO GET TO A VERTICAL BASE! AND HE DELIVERS A ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION! AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH ANOTHER BIG ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION! CHRIS TRIES TO RUN FOR THE ROPES!!! BUT CODY CATCHES HIM AS HE COMES BACK AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SIDE WALK SLAM!!! Cody quickly hooking the leg of Chris Elite!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEE..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Pierre: CHRIS MANAGES TO POP HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! Cody signaling this is the end as he looks to put the former World Heavyweight Champion away! He’s grabs him up! AND HE HAS BOTH HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF CHRIS ELITE!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE RAPTURE!! But Chris struggles his way out of it! AND A JUMPING ENZIGURI TO THE HEAD OF CODY! He doesn’t drop! CHRIS RUNS!! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!! AND THAT FLOORS CODY MARSHALL!!
Deadprez: Chris quickly, making his way to the outside and begins climbing the top turnbuckle! HE’S PERCHED!! AND HE LEAPS FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! BUT CODY MARSHALL MOVES!!! BUT CHRIS SOMEHOW MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET!
Pierre: CHRIS TURNS!! AND CODY RUNS FOR A BIG BOOT!!! BUT CHRIS SIDE STEPS IT TO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!
Referee: ONNNEEE… TWOOOO
Deadprez: CODY KICKS OUT!! Chris rising! CODY AS WELL!! AND CODY WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN!!! A LOW BLOW!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: AND CODY BEGINS BEATING ALL OVER CHRIS ELITE!!! CODY NOT CARING ABOUT THIS MATCH!!!! AND BIG MIKE QUICKLY ROLLS IN AS CODY EXITS THE RING AND BEGINS WALKING UP THE RAMP!
Aaron: Here is your winner. By Disqualification! CHRRRRRIIIIIIISS ELLLIIIIITTE..!!
Pierre: What the hell? I don’t even get why, isn’t momentum important on the Road to the Extreme Elimination Chamber?
Deadprez: He sent a message, there’s no rules in the chamber, and he’s showing how far he’s willing to go to get that EAW Championship but as Big Mike is helping up Chris Elite, this looks like it’s just getting started!
(Commercial Break — The Heart Break Boy Vs Terry Chambers coming up NEXT!)
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” is just fading out as the camera opens to show TLA standing in the center of the ring with the Openweight Championship around his waist and a microphone in his hand)
TLA: Aaay. ¡Hola, mis hermanos y hermanas de México! Quiero hablar contigo en Español, pero los gringos dige que necesito hablar en ingles. Lo siento.
(The crowd mildly boos EAW corporate and laughs at the statement)
TLA: But ayyyyy! I’m supposed to have a challenger for this gold! I ain’t tryna lose it but damn I wanna cash this shit in! Hurricane Hawk said I was getting something soon! Where we at? Come on Hawk! What you got?
(Nothing happens for a moment until the titantron turns on and Hurricane Hawk appears on the screen from his office)
Hawk: TLA, man, I know you’re pumped to get your defenses started. I respect that. But maybe you pull back on the eagerness. You don’t wanna get to far ahead of yourself. Your eyes are on that cash in, but it’s not one defenses you got, it’s three. And it ain’t gonna be easy.
TLA: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I hear ya, Hawk. But let’s save the mentor shit for some other time. Let’s get this show on the road. Who you got for me? Erebus Jennings? Daryl Kinkade? Jack Ripley? Jackson Blayde?
Hawk: *chuckles* not quite.
(The tron goes black nothing happens. TLA waits for a moment)
TLA: The hell is this shit…?
(“Fire” by BTS hits as Consuela Rose Ava makes her way out to the stage with a microphone in hand)
Consuela: You called?
TLA: Oh hell yeah, mami! I can’t wait to tie up with you!
Consuela (shaking her head): Mami? Really? You call yourself a champion? Basura!
TLA: come on, girl. Why you gotta hate?
Consuela: Because you’re disgusting. But no worries. I’m gonna give that title a stable home. A familiar home. You see, my sister was the last one to actually manage to finish all three defenses. So being Openweight Champion is hereditary for me. But the difference is that unlike her and unlike every single person to hold that title before, not only will I finish my defenses, I’ll be the first one to ever win my cash in. I’ll see you at Road to Redemption.
(“Fire” by BTS picks up as Consuela walks back behind the curtain and the camera fades to show Diamond Cage arriving to the arena as he intends to call out Ahren Fournier for his actions at Wicked Games)
(We cut back to the Showdown arena as we prepare for the Showdown Chamber Qualifying match with Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Fitzpatrick: And the winner will be inserted into the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Road To Redemption!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(“Ice Tray” by Quavo hits as the Heart Break Boy makes his way to the stage and down the ramp)
Fitzpatrick: introducing first, making his way to the ring from Ferguson, Missouri… weighing in at 220 pounds… EAW Hall of Famer… THE HEART BREAK BOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!
Pierre: HBB has been doing nothing but raising his game since he lost the Interwire title! He took Rex McAllister to the limit at Wicked Games and now has his eyes set in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the EAW Championship!
Deadprez: nothing but top form from one of the greatest to get in the ring!
(“Can’t be Touched” by Roy Jones jr hits as Terry Chambers makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 287 pounds… TERRRRYYYYYYY CHAAAMMMBBBEEERRRSSSS!!!!!
Deadprez: My man Terry got into a bit of a slump after losing his EAW title shot a while back but you look in his eyes right now, and this is a man without a doubt in his mind.
Pierre: Well he can be just two wins away from reaching that same prize. If he gets through HBB, it’s all uphill from there. Let’s see what happens.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: Both men move towards the center but no lock ups just yet. Terry has a massive size and strength advantage but he isn’t coming in bull headed against someone with the skill of HBB, and likewise HBB isn’t gonna rush in against someone with Terry’s power. Neither man willing to play the fool. Terry jabs a step forward but HBB steps to the side and looks for his own opening. HBB tried to slide around back, but Terry turns and keeps him in front. Both men looking for the right moment! Terry looks like he’s getting annoyed and decides he wants to call for test of strength! HBB looks at it hesitantly but he looks around to crowd who urge him on! Surely he won’t try to over power someone of Terry’s size will he?
Deadprez: It looks like he actually is gonna try! HBB raises a hand and inches closer! He looks up at Terry’s hand and slowly moves in… JUMPING KNEE! HBB FAKED HIM OUT! JUMPING KNEE CONNECTS… BUT TERRY GRABS HIM AND MAINTAINS HOLD WITH A BEAR HUG!!! Terry now squeezing the life out of the Hall of Famer! He takes a running start… OOOH! HE JUST CRASHED HBB SPINE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! AND TERRY HOLDS ON! He hoists HBB up a little higher! POPS HIM UP! MASSIVE POWERSLAM!! Terry makes a quick cover!
ONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!
HBB kicks out! Terry immediately grabs HBB by the hair and smashes his skull back into the canvas! Terry hits the ropes! RUNNING SENTON! That is a massive man just driving his weight into the Hall of Famer!!! Terry with another cover! Looking to end things quickly!!
ONEEEEE!! TWOOOO!!!
Pierre: HBB kicks out again! Terry looking for the quick win but it’s gonna take a lot more to put one of the greats down! Terry rolls HBB over and stomps into his back! He plants a knee into HBB’s spine and grabs him by the arms! Pulls him back into a modified surfboard stretch! Terry is gonna wear him down any way he can! The referee asks HBB if he wants to submit but he’s refusing! Too resilient! Terry pulls back harder on the stretch and has a sinister look! HBB yells out in pain! But he still refuses to give in! OHHH GAWD!!! Terry just yanked back and HBB’s spine bent the whole way with it! That looked gruesome! Terry laughing now as reaches down! He grabs HBB by the hair and begins to pull! Pulling him up to his feet! Terry looks at his wounded prey—
Deadprez: HBB WITH A SHOT ACROSS THE JAW!!! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! HBB UNLOADING ON TERRY CHAMBER’S!!! STILL SOME LIFE IN THE OLD MAN! HBB now with a headbutt! Terry stumbles! HBB lines it up! GOLDPRINT!!!
Pierre: OH NO! HBB went for the superkick but his back gave out on him! Terry must have caused some spinal or muscular damage back there! Terry shakes his head clear and sees HBB struggling! Terry comes from behind and grabs HBB! BIG BACK BODY DROP!!!! HBB is writhing in pain and Terry smiles as he sees what he’s caused! HBB tries to roll to the apron but Terry just grabbed him by the foot and dragged him back to the center again! Now stomping more into HBB’s spine! Terry kicks him and HBB rolls over, still clutching his back! Terry drops on top and scoops both legs for a deep pin!
ONEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOO!! THRREEEEEEEEE—
HBB just kicks out! But Terry looks happy! kicking out of that deep double hooked pin had to take a lot out of HBB’s back muscles! He’s still just wearing him down! Terry grabs HBB around the waist for a gutwrench position… BUT HBB WITH ELBOWS TO THE STOMACH! He’s battling back still!! No quit in this man! Terry stunned as one of the elbows caught him under the rib cage! Looks like it knocked the wind out the big man! HBB looks up and sees! Terry turn back around! GOLPRINT!!!!!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!!! But it looks like HBB strained his hurt back with the height of the kick and fell over! Terry is down but HBB is crawling to make the cover! Slowly! Nearly! Finally throws his arm over!!!
ONEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEE!!!
BUT TERRY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST INSTANT! HBB took too long to make the pin! HBB is beside himself! He’s battled back through so much already and I don’t know how much more he can take!!! Terry told over and tried to push himself up to his knees! HBB looks at him and just shakes his head! Now HBB struggles his way up to his feet and terry is still on his knees—
**SMACK**
Pierre: WHAT A PENALTY KICK! That was right into the rib cage of Terry! Terry crumbles and HBB looks to follow! But Terry now rolls away and under the bottom rope! He’s on the apron catching his breath! Trying to pull himself up to his feet with the ropes!
Deadprez: HBB doesn’t want to let off the gas now that he finally has some offense in this match! He moves over to follow up… BIG HOP UP ENZIGURI FROM TERRY! HOWD THE BIG MAN DO THAT?!?!? HE CAUGHT HBB OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HBB stumbles over and trips! He falls to his hip and it looks like it sent a shock up through his back! HBB down and in pain again! Trying to get back up! But Terry is back in and stalking! HBB rising to his feet! But here’s Chambers from behind!! NIGHT NIGHT!!
Pierre: The Coquina Clutch is applied!!! HBB struggling but his back is making it hard to pull himself forward! He tries pushing backwards now! He drives Terry back into a turnbuckle! BUT TERRY KEEPS THE HOLD!!! HBB is desperate! He’s flailing around! Looks like he’s fading! His face is turning purple!!!! He drives his legs with all his might but Terry turns him around and makes him face the turnbuckle! HBB reaches his arm about but the ropes are just that far away and Terry smiles! HBB fading! Shaking his fist for life! He throws back elbows! Everything! But Terry won’t release the—
Deadprez: OHMYGAWD!!! HBB JUST RAN HIS FEET UP THE TURNBUCKLES! COULDNT REACH WITH HIS HANDS BUT HIS FEET MADE IT! BACKFLIPS OVER AND BOTH MEN GO TO THE GROUND! HBB on his feet but Terry on the ground with the hold still locked in! But Terry’s shoulders are down!!
ONEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
……….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner by pinfall, THE HEART BREAK BOYYYYYYYYY!!!
(Terry releases the hold and looks at the referee in shock as a barely conscious and purple faced HBB slumps himself over to the corner and struggles to his feet)
Deadprez: I can’t believe it but the magician still had some tricks in his book! Terry gave him everything and was nothing short of dominant in this match but Terry held on to that hold for just a second too long and HBB walks away with the win!
Pierre: And he walks straight into the Extreme Elimination Chamber! Terry is livid and I don’t think HBB knows quite where he is. That may have all been instinct! Either way, that’s the level of completion here on Showdown! Everyone fights with everything they have!
(Commercial for Peanut Butter.)
(We open up to “Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hitting to a BIG reaction from the crowd as Diamond Cage makes his entrance with the EAW Championship in hand)
Pierre: For those of you who witnessed Wicked Games, it was a match that had more writing than any EAW Championship match in recent memory, the careers of both men on the line and it was tainted by Ahren Fournier!
Deadprez: Ahren just did what anyone would do, he told Cage he’s coming for that title and he sent a clear message that he isn’t playing around.
(The music dies down as Cage is handed a microphone)
Cage: I want to take this time to say sorry to Scott Diamond. I apologize, the match at Wicked Games was to remain pure. It was suppose to be a classic one on one fight between two men with a definite winner. I didn’t give you the end you deserve, and it isn’t my fault but still I apologize. When you are the champ everyone wants to fight you, everyone wants to send messages. All Ahren Fournier did, was specifically piss me off. But I understand, you want what I have but I’ll be damned if you go from being the Heart Break Boy’s whipping boy for two months and you side with that chick and think that makes you anywhere near a threat. So I don’t really talk to management, I don’t really speak to the people who “run” things cause as far as I am concerned as long as I am the EAW Champion. I run this whole shit. But I spoke with Hurricane Hawk. It didn’t take a lot of convincing but, you are in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, so the field is Me, you, Cody, Chris Elite and The Heart Break Boy. Congratulations Ahren.
(Cage claps sarcastically)
Cage: Because you got yourself involved in my business. I made a specific request that the two men to start that match will be, Ahren Fournier and Diamond Cage. We are going to start hell together and one of us won’t come back. That’s what it takes, to be the EAW Champion. You want it so bad to get involved in business that is beyond you, I’ll test how bad you and everyone else wants to be EAW Champion come Road To Redemption. But that’s Road To Redemption, I’m standing in my ring right now. So, it’s as simple as this. Get your ass out here, bring that chick and I’ll give you a preview of Road To Redemption right here right now.
(Crowd cheers)
(Cage looks up at the entrance ramp as nobody comes out)
Cage: Don’t make me have to get out of this ring, and come look for you. Get out here, it’s just you and me, let’s see if you are a coward or a man.
(Kassidy Heart is shown walking out with a smirk on her face to Boo’s from the crowd as Cage rolls his eyes)
Kassidy: Aren’t happy to see me Cage?
Cage: Bit-
Kassidy: NOT the respectful type, that isn’t the kind of champion EAW needs. You’ve been ducking Ahren long enough but things are starting to change around here in EAW. You think Ahren fears starting the chamber match with you? He got involved at Wicked Games to make sure he pissed you off because you don’t think with your head Cage. You gave us what we wanted, and that’s getting us closer to finally getting that EAW Championship away from you and to someone who dresses less like a truck stop worker.
Cage: You know, If Ahren isn’t going to get his ass out here and get whats coming to him. I’ll settle for you.
(Cage drops the mic and begins heading up the ramp as Kassidy as a somewhat concern look on her face)
Deadprez: He wouldn’t!
Pierre: He sure as hell would!
Deadprez: YES! AHREN FOURNIER FROM BEHIND!!! WITH A STEEL CHAIR HITS CAGE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! CAGE DROPS!!! AND HE’S UNCONSCIOUS AS AHREN STANDS OVER HIM WITH A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE!!
Pierre: It was a damn set up!
Deadprez: IT WAS BRILLIANT!!! BRIGHTER DAYS ARE COMING! MAKE THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP GREAT AGAIN!! AHREN FOURNIER IS GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE! WATCH! MARK MY WORDS!!!
Pierre: I know personally not to bet against Diamond Cage and I know his response to this attack is going to be violent as usual!
Deadprez: Ahren will be ready!
Pierre: THIS CONCLUDES SHOWDOWN!! JOIN US NEXT WEEK AS WE FIND OUT THE FINAL PARTICIPANT OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! AND A LADDER MATCH IN STORE FOR AN OPPORTUNITY AT THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP DOWN THE LINE!!! THANK YOU!! AND GOODNIGHT!!!
(One last shot of Kassidy joining Ahren up the ramp as they pose to the boo’s of the crowd as Cage is being tended to)
(Camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
