Jaron Collins
(EAW intro plays.)
(RECAP: A recap is shown of last week’s Showdown is shown. It highlights the opening where Andrea Valentine arrived on Showdown and made her intentions known. She also threw out an open challenge to anybody in the locker room to face her at Reasonable Doubt. The call would be answered by Xavier Williams. The two exchanged some words, and agreed to face one another in a match at Reasonable Doubt with a handshake. It cuts to Maxwell picking up a win against the BBB Bhampion TNT. The recap transitions to Andrea Valentine defeating Lucas Johnson to pick up her first win on team blue. Next, it cuts to Cameron’s OBG appointment, where they found out the Maidens of Malpractice were the doctors. After a while, Doc tells Cameron she’s going to make sure Jamie spends a lot more time at home when she takes the Answers World Championship from him. It is revealed later the Maidens tied up the real doctor. It then cuts to Dr. Bethany Blue picking up a victory, due to rope leverage over Justin Windgate. Next, it cuts to Consuela consoling Alexis after loss to Veena on Dynasty. They have a conversation before they both say they’re gonna bring their best at Reasonable Doubt. The package cuts to Christian DeMarco securing himself a New Breed Championship shot at House Of Glass by defeating James Ranger. Next we see a highlight of Jake Smith interrupting Kassidy, and asking to a part of the fatal four way. Kassidy agrees to add him to the fatal four way cell match. Next we see the long awaited Hardcore match with Jon Kelton and Ronan Malosi with the contract on the line, and Jon Kelton is able to pick up the victory. It cuts to the main event between Ryan WIlson and Jack Ripley. The two are having a great match, and Ryan is about to put the match away before Ronan appears on the screen in footage shot earlier the week, and he has shown to have befriended Ryan’s mother. We still have no idea what his intentions are. This distracted Ryan as Jack Ripley capitalized and won the match.
(RECAP END.)
(SCREEN BAR — EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY!)
(“Uncontainable”” by Set It Off plays as the pyro goes off with blue and white colors on the stage before the camera pans around the World 1 Theatre with the people on the screens cheering and blue lights shining around.)
Eve: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO ANOTHER EDITION OF SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN!!! I’m joined as always by Deadprez, and the always wonderful Gavin Kirkland.
Deadprez: And what an amazing show we have for you tonight.
(Match graphic for SKA vs Xavier Williams appears for TONIGHT.)
Deadprez: A match between a guy making strides as of late going up against one of the greatest to ever do it tonight. Andrea will be here ringside with us calling the action.
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY LORD!!!! She’s gonna be sitting right next to me?! :whew:
Eve: Maybe she should sit next to me.
(Match graphic for Maxwell vs Kassidy Heart in the main event TONIGHT!)
Deadprez: Kassidy taking on the young and resilient Maxwell. What an opportunity for him tonight going up against one of the contenders for the Answers World Championship in a main event spot. That’s gonna be a good one.
(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes is heard as Consuela Rose Ava makes her way out to the ring in casual attire. She holds the Interwire Championship resting on her shoulder. She makes her way down to the announcers desk before “We Appreciate Power” fades out. The camera Consuela Rose Ava sits at the commentary desk with a set of headphones placed on her head. The Interwire Championship is seen safely resting around the shoulder of Consuela.)
Deadprez: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EAW Interwire Champion…CONSUELA ROSE AVA!
Gavin Kirkland: Believe me when I say, it’s a pleasure to have you here. And if that chair gets a little uncomfortable for you, I’ll gladly let you sit on my lap. :shaq:
Consuela Rose Ava: :mjwhat:
(Eve slaps Gavin across the face.)
Consuela Rose Ava: You know who my boyfriend is right? You wouldn’t wanna make him upset.
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs:
Eve: Stop being weird, bozo. What my colleague means is: we’re glad to have you out here and I take it as you’re here to get a closer look at the competition ahead of Reasonable Doubt.
Consuela Rose Ava: Definitely! I’m certainly gonna have my work cut out for me at Reasonable Doubt.
(“If Ya Smell” by Adam Massare blasts over the PA system! And the millions and millions of Woog fans are going berserk because the people’s champion has arrived.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR…ONE FALL!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Gina Romana: Introducing first! Hailing from Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is….THE WOOGIEMAN!!!
(The Woogieman is taking in the scent of the millions and millions of Woog fans who continue to nonstop chant his name.)
Virtual Crowd: WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE!
Eve: The people’s champion has arrived and as usual the people are going berserk.
Deadprez: Everytime The Woog arrives, he electrifies the place. But the question is: will he be able to pick up the victory over Alexis tonight?
Gavin Kirkland: Are you kidding? Of course, he can pick up a victory over Alexis tonight. Didn’t she just lose to Veena Adams? :hhh:
Consuela Rose Ava: That she did, but like I said, you can’t hold that against her. Things can change within a heartbeat. Just because she lost Veena does not mean I’m gonna write her off so easily.
(The Woogieman’s theme eventually fades out and is soon replaced by “Walking The Wire” by Imagine Dragons. Alexis Chambers begins walking to the ring with nothing but focus in her eyes.)
Gavin Kirkland: If only I had my Jerkins…
Eve: STOP!
Gina Romana: And his opponent! Hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 117 pounds! She is…THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS….ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!
Eve: Here comes Alexis Chambers! You can see the look in her eyes, she is nothing but focused as she looks to pick up some momentum ahead of Reasonable Doubt. Consuela, does that focus in the eyes of Alexis at all worry you about your defense against her?
Consuela Rose Ava: Not at all, I want Alexis to be focused, I want her to be at her “A” game come Reasonable Doubt. But even if she is at her “A” game, I’m not relinquishing this title ANY-time soon. Alexis is just gonna be added to the list of challengers that I’ve gone through already.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: THERE’S THE BELL AND THE MATCH IS UNDERWAY! ALEXIS AND THE WOOG IMMEDIATELY LOCK UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! ALEXIS IS ABLE TO GET THE BETTER OF THE EXCHANGE AND CATCHES WOOG IN A HEADLOCK! WOOG IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT BY PUSHING ALEXIS OFF THE ROPES! ALEXIS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND WOOGIE CATCHES HER WITH A SAMOAN DRO-
Eve: Alexis slips out, and catches Woog in a backslide! The referee gets into position!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TTTHHHRRREEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S OVE- NO! Woogie is able slip out at the last minute, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to put The Woog down. But Alexis wastes no time as she catches Woogie with a kick to the head after he rolled out of the backslide.
Eve: Woogie has rolled outside of the ring, in front of our announcers table here. Woogie’s looking to get some separation, and maybe a bit of breathing room. NOT FOR LONG THOUGH!
Deadprez: ALEXIS SHOOTS OFF THE ROPES AND CATCHES WOOGIE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! So much for breathing room. Alexis seems to turn her attention though as she looks over at Consuela making sure she’s getting a good look at this.
Consuela Rose Ava: Hey, don’t focus on me, focus on your opponent.
Eve: Alexis looks to lift Woogieman back up, BUT HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENTARY DISTRACTION FROM ALEXIS AND RAMS HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!!
Consuela Rose Ava: See? Didn’t keep her eyes on her opponent and look at what happened.
The Woogieman: DONT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE WOOG, YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF TRASH!!
Deadprez: Alexis is holding her back in pain but Woogie soons drops her with a stiff punch to the face!
Gavin Kirkland: Try not to hit the face, Woog!
Eve: Meanwhile, Woogie has rolled Alexis back in the ring who is getting back to her feet. WOOGIE NOTICES AND BUILDS UP A BIG HEAD OF STEAM, AS HE FLOATS OVER ALEXIS AND DRIVES HER DOWN HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT!! SIGNATURE, WOOG!
Consuela Rose Ava: Alexis needs to learn she can’t sleep on the Woogieman even though some perceive him as a joke.
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS HAS REGROUPED IN THE CORNER BUT WOOGIE IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN HER!! WOOGIE PULLS HER OUT THE CORNER AND LANDS AN OLYMPIC SLAM ON ALEXIS!!
Eve: WOOGIE HOOKS THE LEGS!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOO-
Eve: NO! ALEXIS IS STILL ALIVE, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF WOOGIE! WOOGIE SEEMS TO BE TAKING HIS ANGER OUT ON THE REF!
The Woogieman: COUNT FASTER, YOU PIECE OF TRASH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
Deadprez: Seems like Woogie is putting the ref on notice here. But in the meantime, Alexis is stirring, she’s getting to her feet, she doesn’t seem happy one bit that Woogie has had control over this match up so far. WOOGIE TURNS AROUND TO MEET ALEXIS’ KNEE AS SHE CRACKS HIM ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT! WOOGIE HAS FALLEN TO ONE KNEE AND ALEXIS SPIKES HIM ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A DDT! WOOGIE MIGHT BE OUT!
Eve: ALEXIS ISN’T DONE YET AS SHES LINING WOOGIE UP! WOOGIE IS ABLE TO GET TO HIS FEET BUT NOT FOR LONG AS ALEXIS CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! ITS LIGHTS OUT FOR WOOGIE!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS BRINGS WOOGIE UP TO ONE KNEE, REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND LANDS…FOH!! THAT SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS!!
Consuela Rose Ava: :notbad:
Eve: ALEXIS GOES FOR THE PIN! THE REF IS IN POSITION!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!
(“Walking The Wire” by Imagine Dragons blasts over the PA again and the crowd gives out a mixed reaction. Some not happy seeing The Woog getting beat tonight.)
Gavin Kirkland: THE GODDESS WINS!! :shaq:
Eve: ALEXIS IS BACK ON TRACK AND HAS SEEMINGLY PICKED UP SOME MOMENTUM AHEAD OF REASONABLE DOUBT!!
Consuela Rose Ava: Well deserved win. She slipped up a bit in between but she got the victory. I hope THIS is the Alexis I get at Reasonable Doubt.
Deadprez: HANG ON! ALEXIS HAS TURNED HER ATTENTION TO THE ANNOUNCE DESK AGAIN! ARE WE GONNA SEE A SNEAK PEAK OF REASONABLE DOUBT?! :damn:
(Alexis looks over at Consuela and both women nod at each other, showing some respect between the two. Alexis gestures over to Consuela that the title is coming around her waist, but Consuela holds up the Interwire Championship as we fade to black.)
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(The camera opens backstage with Kyra Phillips sitting in a chair.)
Kyra Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, she will be challenging Serena Bennett in a Red Wallz Match next Saturday night at House Of Glass…HARLOW REICHERT!
(Harlow nods at Kyra sitting 6 feet away from her.)
Kyra Phillips: Thanks for taking time out of your schedule to be here with me tonight. First off, I just wanna ask, how are you feeling knowing your opportunity is just one week away? Are you ready?
Harlow Reichert: Is that a real question? I told Serena last night and I’ll say it again right now, I’m ready for “Miss No Fucks Given” to finally reclaim her place as a champion in this company. I interrupted Serena weeks ago during the forum because I couldn’t take what she was saying anymore. Constantly going on and on about how she is a two time champion, and that she’s the best pure wrestler in this company. I took offense to that. When I won that PURE Championship last year at Road To Redemption, it was a moment I will never forget. All the hard work finally paying off for me. I went on to become one of the greatest PURE Champions of all time defending it any chance I could, even when they never deserved a title shot in the first place. I want that feeling again. That time off I took has helped me realize I want to be the one holding the Universal Women’s Championship setting an example on what a champion should be. And that somebody should not be represented by Serena Bennett.
Kyrs Phillips: You guys have been trading jabs the past couple weeks. Do you have any animosity towards her?
Harlow Reichert: Look, Serena Bennett is a tWo TiMe Universal Women’s Champion, and that’s not an easy thing to accomplish. She also has way more experience in these type of extreme matches than I do. But that’s pretty much it when it comes to me giving her credit. I interrupted Serena because I wanted her to shut the hell up, and after I take something that’s important to her, she won’t have shit to say. Her and everybody else will know just how good I am when I raise that Universal Women’s Championship high in the air. And knowing I did it in an environment not fit for me like Red Wallz, while that match is clearly in Serena Bennett’s comfort zone, is going to make it even better. Serena Bennett needs to learn there’s a HUGE difference between defending your championship against the green Candice Blair, and defending your championship against the best fucking wrestler this company has to offer, Harlow Reichert.
Kyra Phillips: Any last thing you need to get off your chest before next weekend?
Harlow Reichert: I hope Serena doesn’t get too caught up in my attitude that I don’t care to be here, because even on my worst day, she can’t fucking touch me inside that ring. I’ve ended Cage, and I made TLA tap out. I’m just scratching the surface on what I’ll be able to accomplish this season, and I plan on adding “Universal Women’s Champion” on my list of accolades next weekend. This is one of the biggest opportunities of my life, and I already know I will get hurt. I know it isn’t going to be easy. I know Red Wallz is one of the most dangerous thing to ever be created in this company, and I know I have to step out of my comfort zone to become champion, and I will do just that and dethrone Serena and stand as the new Universal Women’s Champion and usher in a new era in the Women’s division here in EAW. Serena ain’t ready for me, and she ain’t got shit on me.
Kyra Phillips: I just wanna ask about our brand exclusive show here Reasonable Doubt in a few weeks. Do you have any plans to be there?
Harlow Reichert: I’ll always have my eye open. If anybody wants to take me on when the time comes, I’ll be more than ready to put them down like I have all the others. My SOLE focus right now is becoming champion. A message to everybody in the Showdown locker room and Serena Bennett. This is MY season, and NONE of you are gonna stand in my way.
Kyra Phillips: Thank you for your time tonight Harlow, and good luck next weekend against Serena.
(Harlow nods her head as the scene fades back to ringside.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! ALREADY IN THE RING, HE HAILS FROM A PLACE TO BE FORGOTTEN! WEIGHING IN 235 POUNDS…. HE IS “THE REBORN” CHRISTIAN!!!!
(CHRISTIAN steps up to the second rope and holds up his arms in the air, as his theme “Found” by Span dies down it is replaced by “Escape” by Rupert Holmes as Strawberry Steve walks out with his hands in his pockets walking nonchalantly to the ring, he rolls right in as the virtual fans cheer.)
Gina Romano: THE SECOND PARTICIPANT HE HAILS FROM THE STRAWBERRY FIELDS OF GLASGOW SCOTLAND! WEIGHING IN AT WHATEVER….. “FRESHLY PICKED” STRAWBERRY STEVE!
(He leans against the ropes and relaxes while CHRISTIAN is really working himself up. Steve’s theme dies down and it is replaced by “2nd Sucks” by Days to Remember. Ronan Malosi walks straight to the ring, staring down both of his opponents.)
Gina Romano: THE FINAL PARTICIPANT! FROM CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA! WEIGHING IN AT 280 POUNDS….. “THE HOT TAKE KING” RONAN MALOSI!!!!
(Ronan slides into the ring as Gina Romano quickly gets out and the referee is checking all three men…)
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi has been on fire dawg since Territorial Invasion and even then, he was on fire until the Maiden’s of Malpractice made him pay, and now he is messing with the GM’s momma, let me tell you, that man has no limits.
Eve: He really doesn’t and to see him getting into a stride now is dangerous, he is a man on a mission. Though I will say that both CHRISTIAN and Strawberry Steve are great opponents for him who have done a lot already on Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah a whole lotta nothing is what they have done, Eve. These guys are terrible, well maybe not Steve, he is kind of entertaining. I did see my beautiful Alexis already, I look forward to the Doc later, I am excited.
(The referee looks at all three men and rings the bell.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Steve stands back as CHRISTIAN charges him but Steve puts his hands In his pockets again, he kicks him barely on the shin, then he kicks him again barely on the shin. Strawberry Steve then slightly shoulder tackles CHRISTIAN barely moving him as Ronan looks on. Steve runs against the ropes, well more like walks and shoulder blocks him slightly again….)
Deadprez: We are looking at Straw Style, a very dangerous looking wrestling style and Steve has CHRISTIAN reeling! I don’t think he knows what is going on here! Here comes Steve again, NO! CHRISTIAN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, HE IRISH WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO RONAN WHO BACK BODY DROPS STEVE OUT OF THE RING! CHRISTIAN RUSHES RONAN WHO HITS THE HUGE BOOT, SLEEPING PILL! CHRISTIAN STAGGERING…. RONAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!
Eve: Strawberry Steve is sliding back in the ring, Ronan turns around and this man was one of his team members at Territorial Invasion, but we all know he was the first eliminated by Dr. Bethany Blue. Strawberry Steve is looking to do the same with Ronan, a shin kick! And another! The power behind those kicks!
Gavin Kirkland: He barely touched him!?
Eve: I know, I was being facetious! Strawberry Steve wants to do it Strawb….. RONAN MALOSI JUST SLAPPED HIM LIKE HE WAS HIS WHORE! STEVE IS STAGGERING, MALOSI HITS HOT TAKE HELLFIRE ON STRAWBERRY STEVE AND IS CRUMBLED INTO PIECES! RONAN GOES FOR A COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH…..
Deadprez: CHRISTIAN BREAKS THE COVER! STEVE IS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND CHRISTIAN IS UNLOADING HAYMAKERS ON THE BACK OF RONAN MALOSI! HE CAN’T GET BACK TO HIS FEET! CHRISTIAN RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, RONAN CATCHES HIM! DEATH-RO! CHRISTIAN IS DONE! ALREADY BUT NO! RONAN PICKS HIM UP AGAIN…. DEATH-RO ONE MORE TIME! STEVE IS ABOUT TO SLIDE IN THE RING….
Eve: He thought better! He wants nothing to do with Ronan and Steve is leaving! He is walking up the rampway!
Gavin Kirkland: Smartest thing that dude can do! Ronan though, he picks him up again…. THIRD DEATH-RO SLAM! CHRISTIAN IS TORN IN HALF! RONAN IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: THIS ONE IS OVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“2nd Sucks” by Days To Remember plays throughout the arena as Ronan has his hand raised, but he isn’t done, he locks in….)
Deadprez: THE ANKLE LOCK! CHRISTIAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN DAWG! RONAN HAS IT LOCKED IN AND LOOK AT HIS FACE! SOMETHING HAS SNAPPED IN RONAN MALOSI! IT MUST BE GETTING PASSED OVER AT APPLEBEE’S FOR THE PROMOTION! HE IS GOING TO…..
(CRACK!!!!!)
Eve: OH MY! DID YOU HEAR HIS ANKLE SNAP!? HE JUST BROKE CHRISTIAN’S ANKLE! HE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! BUT WHAT THE HELL IS RONAN DOING! HE IS DRAGGING HIM OUT OF THE RING, LOOK AT HIS ANKLE IT IS DANGLING!
Gavin Kirkland: I think I am going to be sick! Wait…. Ronan….. STOP!
(The announcers scatter as Ronan picks up CHRISTIAN….)
Eve: DEATH-RO INTO THE EDGE OF THE TABLE SLAMMING CHRISTIAN’s RIGHT IN THE EDGE AND CORNER OF THE TABLE SPLITTING HIS SKULL OPEN! CHRISTIAN IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR, BLEEDING!
Deadprez: HE KILLED HIM! RONAN MALOSI JUST MURDERED THIS MAN!
Gavin Kirkland: EMT’S ARE OUT HERE AND THE SICKENING THUD ON OUR TABLE! SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY THE DOCTOR!
Eve: You just want to see her ass!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, yeah, I don’t give a shit about this loser.
Deadprez: RONAN JUST SPIT ON CHRISTIAN! STEVE WAS THE SMART ONE, HE LEFT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE. RONAN MALOSI WINS BIG HERE BUT AT THE PRICE OF CHRISTIAN’S CAREER IN THE EAW! THE EMT’s ARE CHECKING ON HIM…. WHAT A GRUESOME SCENE!
Eve: Yeah…. We will be right back.
(Ronan walks to the back, turning around and smiling, looking at his handy work, as the stretcher comes out to carry CHRISTIAN away. Ronan laughs and turns, heading to the backstage.)
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(Ryan Wilson is seen looking at the television set in his office. He has a disgusted look on his face as he hates the fact that Ronan Malosi was able to pick up a victory just moments ago. With everything that transpired last week with Ronan meeting with his mother, things had gotten more personal between the two men than it was before. A knock is heard on the door, which gets Ryan’s attention.)
Ryan Wilson: (to the person knocking) Come in!
(The door is heard opening as Jack Ripley enters the camera shot. The virtual EAW Universe is heard cheering for him as Ryan Wilson stares down at the man, who he believed that he should have collected a victory over last week.)
Jack Ripley: Look, I’m really not wanting to be here, so if you can be straight to the point, it would be much appreciated.
Ryan Wilson: I get it, I’m the last person that you wanna be in the same room with, but I’m willing to look past the match from last week and be an authority figure and congratulate you on the victory.
Jack Ripley: Thank you.
Ryan Wilson: But, let me establish something – if Ronan Malosi never interfered in the match with that stupid video, I do believe the results would have fallen into my favor, but it’s a match that I would love to have when our paths meet again, but I got other things to worry about and that is destroying Ronan Malosi. I do plan to worry about Ronan when the time comes, but for now, I just wanted to be the bigger man and to congratulate you on your victory against me. For that, I was thinking of rewarding you for your victory over me. I noticed with Reasonable Doubt around the corner and the title matches already set in stone, that leaves you out of the cold, so I am going to announce that at Territorial Invasion, I will be setting up a number one contender’s match for the Interwire Championship and you’re the first man in the match.
(It’s unclear to how Jack Ripley feels about the match.)
Jack Ripley: I’m not going to lie, I went from challenging for the Answers World Championship at Midsummer Massacre and then representing Showdown at War Games to being in a number one contender’s match for the Interwire Championship and I’m not sure how to feel about that. Can I really afford to have another moment slip underneath my grasps?
Ryan Wilson: Well Jack, I’ve noticed that you and big matches haven’t been the best of friends for a while, but I do believe that winning this match and facing off for the Interwire Championship would be amazing for you. You’re someone who always goes the extra mile to get these victories. I do believe that you being one of the few men in the company to win all brand exclusive mid-card championships would be a historic moment for you. You’re someone who has made history in the past and it’s something that I don’t think that you’ll shy away from. I could have added you in the match at Reasonable Doubt, but I believe in earning things on Showdown and you are someone who needs to earn things due to how things have been for you in these big matches.
Jack Ripley: I wasn’t going to shy away from the challenge. Would I have loved to be inserted into the Interwire Championship match at Territorial Invasion? Of course, but I’m not going to shut down the challenge to get a well-needed victory and move onto Road to Redemption and take on the Interwire Championship there. It would be a wonderful way to end my 2020 with a title win in the books.
Ryan Wilson: There you are – looking at the bright side of things. Continue to do that and perhaps, you’ll be the one winning at Reasonable Doubt. You’re excused, Jack.
(Jack Ripley nods before leaving Ryan Wilson’s office. Ryan looks back at the television set as the scene fades back to ringside.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!
( ‘Snake Eyes of Madness’ from the Blazblue Alter Memory anime soundtrack plays over the PA system as James Ranger makes his way to the ring! )
Gina Romano: Introducing First! From London, England! Weighing in at 243 pounds he is The Black Mamba! He is JAMES RAAAAAAANGEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: James looks to be ready tonight.
Deadprez: He sure is.
( ‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays over the PA system followed by a chorus of boos as Albert Hitchman makes his way to the ring followed by his client who looks to be all business tonight, his ears covered by the Beats by DRE headphones given to him by his manager a while back. )
Gina Romano: Annnnd Her Opponent!! From-
Albert Hitchman: THANK YOU Gina, I will take it from here!! Ladies and Gentlemen MY NAME is Albert Hitchman. Presenting! From Long Island, New York! Weighing in at 197 pounds! He is the crusher of Diamonds! He Is The Blueprint! The Wrestling Machine! HE IS… LUCAS…. JOHNSON!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Is anyone annoyed by Hitch’s antics?
Deadprez: Could be worse! He could be wanting to be a commentator.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh for F-
( Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! )
Eve: And This Match Is Officially Underway!!
Eve: The two men are circling around each other before locking each other in a clinch. The power struggle between the two has no winner as they almost dance around the ring but then Lucas’ back is against one of the corners and the official breaks the lock. Ranger gets some separation going but then the two lock horns in the middle of the ring again, a bit of dancing around later it’s Ranger’s back who ends up in a corner again broken up by the official. Lucas backs off but then throws a thumb to the eye of James!! Lucas goes on the offensive with a series of club-like fists to the back of James before stomping a mudhole in his ass and walking dry in the corner of the ring! Johnson is in control early on in this match.
Lucas Johnson: AND THAT’s WHY I’M THE WRESTLING MACHINE!!!
Virtual Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eve: Johnson throws into an Irish Whip Ranger to the ropes and he goes to bounce on the opposite side himself, Johnson goes for a clothesline but Ranger ducks it. What he doesn’t duck however is the beautiful hurricanrana executed by Lucas followed by Ranger rolling out of the ring so he could catch a breather! Lucas goes to the apron he sizes Ranger before leaping FOR A SHINING WIZARD!! You don’t see that move done this way every day!! Lucas quickly rolls Ranger inside the ring attempting a cover!
Official: One! Two!!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Kick out at TWO!!!
Deadprez: TWOOOOOO!!!
Eve: Johnson rolls out of the ring again which has Lucas rolling his eyes in annoyance as he goes through the middle ropes trying to grab a handful of Ranger’s hair BUT HE GETS CLIPPED BY A SHINING WIZARD FROM RANGER!! WHAT ELEVATION HE HAD TO TAKE IN ORDER TO REACH LUCAS!! Johnson bounces on his back on the center of the ring and James goes inside the ring to continue his assault and goes to wrap an arm around Lucas’s neck into a headlock he keeps his opponent grounded to the floor! Ranger is playing things down, slowing things to his pace but Lucas tries to power his way out of it moving his body until a foot of his is able to touch the ropes which force the hold to be broken off! Ranger let’s go but quickly throws Johnson into an Irish whip but it’s blocked by Lucas who throws a series of punches to James! They are returned by Ranger the two men are slugging at each other with everything they’ve got before each suddenly breaking it off and run to a different side of the ring! Against the ropes both men ducks each other’s move! Lucas goes up while Ranger goes low! They meet up again and BOTH CRASHES WITH A CROSSBODY INTHE CENTER OF THE RING!! Both men get up, Lucas whips Ranger to a corner. Ranger goes for a kick to the throat of Johnson but Lucas hikes himself up sitting on the top turnbuckle evading the move! Ranger’s leg is stuck on the corner and Lucas leaps! OVERHEAD NECKBREAKER!!!! Lucas with the cover!!
Official: One! Two!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ranger Kicks Out!!
Deadprez: Looks like instinct to me!
Eve: And this match continues with Lucas in control! He is upon his feel waiting for Ranger to get up and hits him down hard with a Big Clothesline but Ranger is resilient he tries to get up but he is kept down with a standing Frog Splash! Lucas with the cover again BUT Ranger lifts the shoulder before the official had a chance to begin counting! He then goes for a Crossface!! Ranger is in trouble now! The crossface is on! Luckily for James he was near the ropes and thus the hold is broken again! Hitchman speaks to his client about spatial awareness which is shrugged off by his client who throws a few kicks to the midsection of his opponent in frustration and waits for Ranger to get up! He stalks him from behind and as Ranger faces him he goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex! Lucas Follows With A Chicken Wing!!! But the result is the same again James saves himself with a foot on the ropes which forces Lucas to let go unwillingly. Grunting he gets Ranger to the ropes he chokes him against them!!! The official warns him and begins a count but Lucas stops before being disqualified! Looks like Johnson is getting a bit annoyed!
(Meanwhile during the match we see a shot of Ryan Wilson and Alissa backstage as they are watching the match between Johnson and Ranger. The two of them are casually discussing and there is clearly a spark between the two. They act quite playful to one another.)
Gavin Kirkland: The fuck did we just see Prez?
Deadprez: I saw it too Gavin, looks like there’s something happening between them too! And Lucas doesn’t even know about it!
Gavin Kirkland: Or Ronan!
Eve: I didn’t know this was an episode of TMZ guys! Focus on the action before you please?
Eve: Johnson bounces off the ropes towards Ranger WHO SCOOPS HIM UP!! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB CONNECTS!! He goes for the cover!!
Official: One! Two! T-
Gavin Kirkland: He kicked out!!!
Deadprez: So close!!!
Eve: James is getting irritated by this as he waits for his opponent to get up. He is yelling at Johnson to get off his ass while Hitchman is doing the same but for different reasons. Lucas is staggering, slowly getting up before getting a kick to the midsection from Ranger! Are we going to see the Final Execution?? James hits the ropes, he goes for it BUT LUCAS CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE COULD LIFT HIS FOOT FOR THE SCISSORS KICK AND STRIKES WITH A SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! RANGER IS DOWN!! RANGER IS DOWN!! He waits in a corner prone ready to strike he is urging James to get up and as he does he charges in! CLLLLLLL-AYMORE!!! The Claymore Kick Connects! He goes for a cover!
Gavin Kirkland: This one is over!!
Official: One! Two! THREEEEEE
Gavin Kirkland: WHAAAAAAAT??
Deadprez: By what miracle???
Eve: JAMES RANGER KICKED OUT!! Lucas is Irate and he goes into position for a second Claymore kick! BAM!! IT CONNECTS Once Ranger is on a vertical base! Will it be enough for Johnson this time??
Official: One! TWO!! THREE!!!
( Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! )
( ‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays over the PA system followed by a chorus of boos as Albert Hitchman makes his way inside the ring, shoving the official away from his client so he can have the honor of raising his arm in victory. )
Gina Romano: The winner of this bout… Lucaaaaass… JOOOOHNSOOOOOOON!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Close called match if I ever saw one!
Deadprez: I feel like James had just as much a chance to win it than Lucas but in the end The Blueprint prevailed! I hear we are heading backstage live with Kyra for an interview! Kyra, take it away!
(The view switches from ringside to the back where we see Kyra standing next to Ryan Wilson and Alissa, his consultant who seems extremely happy that her man has came out on top.)
Kyra Phillips: Ryan, seems like it is a good night for your supporters with Lucas winning against James Ranger.
(Ryan doesn’t seem impressed at all.)
Ryan Wilson: Tell me Kyra, why should I be impressed by what I’ve seen just now? I have a better question for you; Why didn’t Lucas put up that kind of a performance at Territorial Invasion? I’ve been putting my trust in that man for many months now, because I saw so much potential in him but clearly I am in the wrong! Truth is I’m growing tired of his bullshit, I mean he barely is able to fight his way to victory against James Ranger. JAMES… Fuckin’… RANGER! And I’m meant to be impressed? Please dear girl, no. Just no.
Kyra Phillips: So what are you trying to say?
(The General Manager gives a glance at Alissa an obvious ‘’Is she for real?’’ before sighing and making his way out of view. Alissa ends up following a few moments after leaving Kyra along.)
(Kyra looks ary Ryan and Alissa leaving as she stands alone, then the camera fades to black.)
(Commercial for Tinder featuring Jake Smith. He throws the phone down in anger as he doesn’t get any matches.)
(EARLIER THIS WEEK.)
(The scene opens outside the Wilson estate. Ronan Malosi shows up with the cheapest flowers you could ever buy. One of them is hanging dead. Ryan is dressed to impress. He knocks on the door full of confidence. Instead of Magdalena answering, it instead a man, and you can easily tell he’s her husband and Ryan’s father by the looks. Ronan stands in fear with the flowers in his hands.)
Mr. Wilson: Who the hell are you, why are you at my house, and why are you holding flowers when there’s no other women here than my wife?
(Ronan stands in fear as he throws the flowers to the side. )
Ronan Malosi: Ummmmm sir…..I…..
Mr. Wilson: You better be at the wrong house, or otherwise you’re trying to homewreck, and I don’t like those kind of guys.
(Magdalena comes to the door.)
Magdalena Wilson: PIERRE! PIERRE! STOP SCARING THE KID! He’s someone I met at the grocery store, and he said he’s new in town, so I decided to help show him around a little bit, that’s all.
Mr. Wilson: Oh alright, it’s still kind of weird.
Magdalena Wilson: No it’s not! Come on Ronan, let’s take a little walk.
(Ronan is still shook by the threat from Pierre, as he and Magdalena begin to walk down the driveway.)
Ronan Malosi: Your husband is something else.
Magdalena Wilson: I know, he gets jealous over the smallest things.
(The two stop at the car and just begin talking.)
Magdalena Wilson: You just moved here huh? Do you have a good job?
Ronan Malosi: I’m a professional wrestler.
Magdalena Wilson: Oh my gosh! My son Ryan is a professional wrestler. He wrestles for that EAW company or whatever it’s called.
Ronan Malosi: I’ve heard of him. :mjgrin:
Magdalena Wilson: Oh really? I only watch his shows when he has a match for a belt. I can’t keep up with wrestling because I have no interest in it. I fall asleep every time.
Ronan Malosi: You’re prolly gonna hear it from him, so I’m gonna tell you. I work in the same company, and I am one of his biggest enemies.
Magdalena Wilson: He did call me a few times warning me about some creepy guy. He wasn’t talking about you was he?
Ronan Malosi: NO!!! :krabs: I’m very misunderstood. I PROMISE you us meeting at the supermarket was purely coincidental! You might be the most classiest, and cutest woman I have ever laid my eyes on.
Magdalena Wilson: That’s VERY sweet of you Ronan, you just made my day for me. I believe you too, and you know what, I’m very sure you misunderstood. I’ve known you for a week now and I’ve seen no signs of creepiness or danger. I think I’m glad to have you in my life as a friend.
Ronan Malosi: It’s been a pleasure for me too Magdalena. Your son treats me unfairly.
Magdalena Wilson: Well, maybe I should have a talk with him about that.
Ronan Malosi: You’re the ONLY one who understands me! :mjcry:
Magdalena Wilson: Okay, let’s get inside the car and out of the cold, I’m freezing. I could go for a bite to eat.
Ronan Malosi: The only things you’re gonna be eating….IS GLASS!!!!
Magdalena WIlson: (As she’s reaching for the door handle to the car) HUH?!
(Ronan Malosi grabs the hair of Magdalena and pulls her head back.)
***GLASS SHATTER!!!***
(Ronan slams Magdalena Wilson’s head right through the driver’s side window, shattering the glass. Magdalena Wilson is bleeding from her face as Ronan throws her down to the cement by the back of her head as hard as he can with a sick grin on his face. He spits on her before beginning to stomp on her.)
Ronan Malosi: You are one of the ugliest things I have ever laid my eyes on, I was never your friend and your son is next!
(Ronan points the camera up at him.)
Ronan Malosi: This ain’t over until I say it’s over Ryan! Look at your poor mother. This is YOUR fault! You made me go this deep and personal. You said you were done with me and moving onj with your career. Well, I’m not done yet. If you don’t wanna fight me then, maybe you wanna fight me now after this. I want one more fight with you! And I want it, AT REASONABLE DOUBT!
(Ronan gets the hell out of dodge as he sees Magdalena’s husband and Ryan’s father rush towards him, Ronan gets away, but Pierre Wilson goes to his wife and begins to cry seeing her bloody face. Neighbors come by to check on what happened.)
Pierre Wilson: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
(Pierre is holding his wife, driven by anger and sadness. More neighbors come by to see what the commotion was.)
Pierre Wilson: Somebody call an ambulance, please!
(The scene fades into darkness.)
(Ad for depression featuring Shaker Jones.)
(Showdown returns seeing Eve, Gavin, and Deadprez at the announce desk.)
Eve: Welcome back to Showdown, and what a disturbing scene we saw just moments ago with Ronan Malosi. You can’t go any lower than what this guy did. He befriended an innocent woman, and then beats and batters her to a bloody pulp, and for what? Just to get another crack at Ryan Wilson?!
Deadprez: We’ve seen worse honestly, but what a disgusting display from this man. You just gotta wonder how our General Manager’s feeling after watching that footage.
Eve: Ridiculous.
Gavin Kirkland: OKAY SHUSH, IT’S TIME FOR ANDREA VALENTINE!! :blessed:
(The camera pans back into the ring to a smiling Gina Romano.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
(Virtual fans pop)
Gina Romano: Introducing first, to assist with commentary for the match…
(‘Roll With Me” by Charlie XCX begins to fill the arena as the fans get louder)
Gina Romano: ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
(Andrea Valentine steps out of the back and waves to the virtual fan monitors as she walks down the ramp)
Gavin Kirkland: Wait…she is going to sit here? With me? Am I dreaming? PINCH ME! Or in Andrea’s case…SPANK ME!!!
Eve: That’s fucking disgusting.
(Andrea walks around the ring, gets to the announcer’s table where Eve has pulled up a chair next to her, away from Gavin Kirkland. She sits and places a headset on. Her music slowly fades out)
Andrea Valentine: Hello everyone!
Gavin Kirkland: Hey th-
Deadprez: Hello, Andrea. It’s wonderful to have you on Showdown.
Andrea Valentine: It’s great to be here. Fresh start and everything.
Gavin Kirkland: I’ll gi-
Eve: We’re happy to have you here with us today to help us call this match.
Gina Romano: Up first…weighing in at two-hundred-and-twenty pounds…hailing from Pensacola, Florida…HE IS THE YOUNG WOLF…XAVIER…WIIIIILLLLLIIIAAAAAMMMMSSS!!!
(‘Break Free’ by The New Low begins to pump out of the speakers as Xavier Williams steps out of the back. The fans cheer as he slowly makes his way down to the ring and quickly slides into the ring. He pops up and begins to stretch his arms, looking out onto the fans at the World 1 Theatre)
(His music cuts out)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT…weighing in at two-hundred-and-sixty-nine pounds…coming to us from Rotterdam, Netherlands…he is GENERATIONAL…SSSSSSKKKKAAAAA!!!!
(‘The Negative’ by Silent Season pumps through the Theatre as SKA steps out of the back and pauses at the top of the ramp. A rain of cheers fall onto SKA as he walks down to the ring, his eyes trained on Xavier)
(Meanwhile at the announcer’s table, Gavin Kirkland hasn’t looked away from Andrea, since she arrived at the table)
(SKA walks up the steps and enters the ring through the middle rope)
(His music fades out)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: SKA and Xavier lock up in the middle of the ring. SKA quickly gains the advantage, sending Xavier towards the ropes with an Irish Whip. SKA lunges forward as Williams bounces off the ropes and comes flying forward, but Xavier ducks the clothesline attempt. SKA turns around as Xavier ricochets off the other set of ropes. He comes flying back and XAVIER JUST POPS OFF WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK…BUT SKA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT!!!
Andrea Valentine: SKA grabs Xavier before he touches back on the ground…and PLANTS him into the mat with a sidewalk slam. SKA back up to his feet, looking down at Xavier who is grabbing at his back in pain.
Eve: SKA pulls Xavier up to his feet and WHIPS him hard towards the opposite ropes. Williams comes flying back and SKA WRECKS him with a big boot. Xavier stumbles back a little as SKA steps back and bounces off the ropes himself. He charges at Xavier…WHO GOES FOR A BOOT HIMS-NO! HE FAKED IT! SKA threw his arms up to block it, but Xavier goes for the leg sweep…BUT SKA DOES A FLIP OVER IT!!! SKA lands on his feet…SUPERKICK AND XAVIER IS ROCKED!!!
Gavin Kirkland: You’re so gorge-
Deadprez: Xavier rears back and bounces off the ropes as SKA charges…BUT XAVIER EXPLODES OFF THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT FLIPS IN MID-AIR!!! SKA quick to his knees, but Xavier grabs him and tosses SKA’s arm over his neck. He grabs SKA’s tights…SUPLEX!!!
Eve: NO!!! SKA COUNTERED IT IN MID-AIR AND CAME DOWN, CATCHING XAVIER WITH A HUGE CUTTER!!! Xavier is still managing to stay on his feet. SKA runs and jumps up onto the second rope, pushes off…BUT XAVIER RUSHES FORWARD AND CATCHES HIM WITH A HALF-NELSON HEADLOCK!!! BOTH MEN FALL TO THE MAT AS XAVIER WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND SKA, PUTT-NO! SKA manages to push off the body scissors hold and FLIPS BACKWARDS out of the hold. He stands to his feet…bringing Xavier up to his feet in a reverse DDT hold.
Andrea Valentine: SKA LIFTS XAVIER UP INTO THE AIR…BUT XAVIER USES THE MOMENTUM TO KEEP GOING…AND REVERSES IT…PULLING SKA UP INTO A PILEDRIVER!! Xavier lifts SKA up a little…BUT SKA PUSHES OFF AND USES HIS MOMENTUM TO HIT XAVIER WITH A HURRICANRANA!!! Both men quick to their feet…BUT XAVIER CHARGES FIRST AND BLASTS SKA WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!
Eve: Both men are quick to their feet again. Xavier turns to look at SKA…GRYFFINDOR!!! SKA ROCKED XAVIER WITH A SHINING WIZARD!!! He rolls onto Williams for the count…
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ONE!
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TWWWWWOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHRREEEEE-
Andrea Valentine: KICKOUT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I want you to have my bab-
Eve: How ‘bout you stop drooling and pay attention to the goddamn match?
Gavin Kirkland: FINE!!!
Andrea Valentine: Thank you.
Gavin Kirkland: SKA slowly climbs to his feet as the virtual crowd is going NUTS! He grabs Xavier and pulls him up, BUT XAVIER ROCKS HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! He grabs SKA by the arm and sends him into the ropes! SKA bounces off them and stumbles backwards and Xavier Williams is waiting…HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Both men up and Xavier charges forward with a clothesline, but SKA ducks…gets behind Xavier and grabs him around the waist…AND HE HITS HIS OWN GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Both men IMMEDIATELY up to their feet and charge forward…AND THEY SLAM INTO EACH OTHER, BOTH TRYING TO GO FOR A LARIAT!!!
Deadprez: Both men a little dazed, but Xavier shoots forward…HUGE BIG BOOT AND SKA WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD…AND XAVIER ROCKS HIM WITH A HUGE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!!! XAVIER DROPS DOWN ONTO THE FALLEN SKA FOR A PIN…
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ONE!
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TWWWWOOOOO!!
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Eve: KICKOUT by SKA! Xavier sits up and he looks a little worn out.
Andrea Valentine: Well he hasn’t had a match in a couple weeks, since Territorial Invasion, and SKA has been bringing it to him since the bell rang.
Deadprez: Xavier slowly up to his feet and he looks down at SKA who has sat up. He takes a deep breath and looks like he is stalking SKA. He bends down slightly and is watching the Generational athlete get to his feet. Xavier charges…jumps onto the second rope and springboards off…ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!! NO!!! SKA PUSHES HIM OFF!!! Xavier lands on his feet, a little off balance and bent over slightly…
Gavin Kirkland: PERFECTUS!!! SKA JUST HIT THAT FLYING KNEE STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF XAVIER WILLIAM’S HEAD!!! BUT SKA is face down on the mat. He seems to be trying to catch his breath as well. He sits up onto his knees and walks over for the pin. He drops down on Xavier…
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OOOONNNEE!
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TWWWWWOOOOO!!
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TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!
Eve: SKA sits up with his arm raised…but wait…he turns to the ref and the REF IS WAIVING OFF THE PIN! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAD JUST ENOUGH LIFE LEFT THAT HE PUT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
Andrea Valentine: SKA looks livid. He jumps to his feet, grabbing Xavier and pulling him away from the ropes.
Deadprez: SKA helps Xavier up to his feet. He leans down and…uh-oh…SKA picks Williams up into a Fireman’s Carry.
Eve: SKA seems to be setting him up for the Nähdään taas!
Deadprez: SKA looks around, making sure Xavi-NO! XAVIER SLIPS OUT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND SKA! He pushes SKA forward a little bit…but he turns and jumps onto the second rope…springboards off AS SKA TURNS AROUND!!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!! SKA IS LAID OUT IN THE RING.
Gavin Kirkland: And there goes my dream girl.
(Andrea Valentine tosses off her headset and heads over to the side of the ring where Xavier and SKA are at)
Eve: Xavier drops down for the cover…
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Deadprez: Is…is the ref talking to Andrea Valentine?
Gavin Kirkland: He is as starstruck as I am!
Deadprez: Xavier jumps to his feet and walks over to the ref, pulling him away front he ropes and is yelling at him.
Eve: Well he does have every reason to be mad. He could have had the win here.
Deadprez: The ref is holding his hands up and mouthing he is sorry. Now Xavier is yelling at Andrea. She is just standing there with a smirk on her face, holding her hands up like she did nothing wrong.
Eve: Xavier turns to the ref and yells at him one more time before tur- SKA IS WAITING FOR HIM!!! HE GRABS XAVIER AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, ROLLING HIM UP IN A SCHOOLBOY PIN!!! THE REF DROPS FOR THE PIN!!!
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OOOOONNNNEEE!
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TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: And your winner…
(‘The Negative’ by Silent Season pumps out of the pa system)
Gina Romano: SSSSSSSSKAAAAAAA!!!!!
(SKA pops to his feet, rubbing his neck with one hand while the ref raises the other)
Deadprez: Xavier almost pulled this one out! But it seems the ref was a little too busy trying to chat up Ms. Valentine!
Gavin Kirkland: LUCKY!!!
Deadprez: This dude just beat a Hall of Famer! You got to wonder what this win will do for him going forward.
(Xavier Williams can’t believe it. Andrea Valentine is staring up at him from the outside, and she simply just shrugs her shoulders at him.)
(Commercial break for House Of Glass. See Serena Bennett defend her Universal Women’s Championship against Harlow Reichert in a Red Wallz match! LIVE next Saturday night, ONLY on free-per-view!)
(The scene fades into Dr. Bethany Blue’s office in an undisclosed area. Bethany is sitting down in her chair as she is looking over dozens and dozens of files, absorbing whatever information that she can get her hands on. Nurse Ranaanah Goldstein walks over to Bethany’s desk and hands her another file, which the Doctor happily takes from her grasps.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Thanks, Ra. I was about to get up and get her file.
Nurse Goldstein: Doing some extensive research, Dr. Blue?
Dr. Bethany Blue: You know me better than anyone else. I can’t go into my first World Championship much unprepared. I need to be at my absolute best and that means possessing the best information that I can get my hands on. The competition in the match? It’s some of the competition that I’ve been desiring to step into the ring against. Jamie O’Hara is the Answers World Champion for a reason. Kassidy Heart has returned and she’s as ruthless as she’s ever been, but I won’t let that discourage me whatsoever.
(Dr. Bethany Blue looks over the file with the tab reading ‘Heart, Kassidy’ on it. She takes a moment to look over the information and find something that catches her eye.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Well, would you look at that. It says here Kassidy has a long history with concussions. You would think that stepping inside a match as dangerous as this, she would know better. Also, don’t forget I’ve been in the ring with people who have long histories of concussions like when I faced off against that adopted redhead alcoholic bee-itch, Camille. From my matches with that bee-itch, it takes someone like me to exploit those concussions to shift the match into my favor. I am more than willing to put my code of ethics to the side to make sure that I get my way. I have access to everything and I will do whatever it takes to become champion again, and it’s good that this information is in my hands. I want to help everybody in this world, but not before I help myself first. After all, I am a professional wrestler. I am someone who is intrigued by the riches of professional wrestling and that means championships, but as a celebration of my huge title win, Kassidy, Jamie and Jake will have their injuries tended too…FOR FREE!
(Nurse Goldstein shows the picture Kassidy shared on her social media.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Aw! How adorable! Kassidy is now a mother of two beautiful souls thanks to a surrogate. All the blessings go to her and her hunky chairman of a husband. But I can’t help but think, those kids need their mother. Just like how Jamie’s unborn kid is going to need their father at home. Kassidy may be one of the most dangerous competitors in all of EAW, but she needs to realize the bigger picture, and that is that those kids need her at home. And what is she going to do? She’s going to put her body and her career in jeopardy by competing in one of the most dangerous matches we might have ever seen. She is going to come out of this match completely different. This Armageddon Hell in a Cell match is a creation that is supposed to take years out of the competitor’s life and for Kassidy, can her kids afford that? Can her kids afford a mother who’s glued to a wheelchair and not being able to play with her children? With children, Kassidy needs to put her selfishness aside and think about her kids and family before herself. At Reasonable Doubt, I am going to send that bee-itch to parenthood, where she’ll be introduced to the wonderful world of motherhood.
(Dr. Bethany Blue puts Kassidy Heart’s to her side and picks up a file that reads ‘O’Hara, Jamie’ on it. The Doc begins to open the file as she begins to read.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Just like I am going to send Jamie O’Hara to the sweet world of fatherhood. Jamie is quite an interesting and mysterious person. It was difficult for me to get a read on some of his injuries, but the two notable injuries that I was able to find was him injuring his elbow six weeks before Road to Redemption in 2016 and his torn meniscus earlier this year, which kept him out of Grand Rampage. Honestly, both of these would be interesting targets for me to go after at Reasonable Doubt. What each competitor in the match needs to realize is that I am going to be targeting any simple injury that I am able to get my hands on. There is no one who knows all the bones in the human body more than me. Even if this person is supposed to be some sort of ‘Ace’ in this company, they are going to need to worry if their arms, legs or neck will be snapped in half thanks to me. Even if that happens, I will tend to Jamie and his injuries after Reasonable Doubt. Something tells me that Alexis won’t mind that at all. :mjgrin:
Dr. Bethany Blue: I think that taking the Answers World Championship from Mr. O’Hara would be a blessing in disguise for him. His wife is ten weeks from giving birth to their baby. This stage of the pregnancy is crucial and Cameron needs her husband at home. He is going to need to step up and play the role that is unfamiliar to him and that’s the role of father. He’s been a great champion. He’s been a wonderful representation of EAW. He will be seen as an all-time great regardless of how Reasonable Doubt goes for him, but let me take that burden of carrying the Showdown brand off his back and onto mine, but I wouldn’t see it as a burden. In fact, I will see it as the most important job of my career. Almost as important as my job of being a doctor. People have their eyes on Jamie O’Hara and Kassidy Heart on being two of the best on Showdown, but I think that people need to start focusing on me because I am a woman who can do it all – wrestle, be a doctor and be a wonderful representation that this brand can be proud of. All of this dedication of Jamie carrying this brand and company on his back, he needs a break. He needs to be there for his wife and baby. He needs to be a father and at Reasonable Doubt, he’ll be spending more time at home, preparing for all of that.
(Bethany sets down the Jamie file, and then looks at the third and final one, and she cracks a smile.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Now as far as Jake Smith goes…
(The door to the office opens, and inside steps Jake Smith.)
Jake Smith: Well, well, well…..
Dr. Bethany Blue: Speak of the devil…
Jake Smith: It’s been a minute huh?
Dr. Bethany Blue: It has. I don’t recall you scheduling an appointment. Remember when you did those? :mjgrin:
Jake Smith: Remember when we did it RIGHT HERE on this exam table? We messed up the wax paper pretty good. :mjgrin:
(Dr. Bethany Blue could feel her cheeks going red at the remembrance of her and Jake Smith having sex on the exam table, but she wasn’t going to give Jake that satisfaction and quickly finds her composure again.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Yeah, sadly. That part of my life is over. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been with Alexis. And why are you here exactly? I doubt that you came to say ‘hi.’
Jake Smith: I heard you had files on all your opponents, and I’m the kind of guy where if you have anything to say, say it to my face. So go ahead.
(Jake crosses his arms.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Yeah, I don’t need a file to tell everybody you have a short weewee and it doesn’t take much for you to climax.
(Jake’s eyes widen, not expecting Bethany to reveal that kind of information.)
Jake Smith: I had to cleanse myself after having sex with you, and Alexis too while we’re at it just because of the sole fact she’s a Chambers.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Do you know how long it took to get the grease from your hair off me? And do you know I had to test myself for an STD after the couple times we did?
(Jake’s face is starting to have a little bit of anger.)
Jake Smith: I was thinking of Sierra Bradford the entire time when we did.
Dr. Bethany Blue: No women want you, shocker.
Jake Smith: And women want you? :mjlol: Look, just because you’re dating Alexis, doesn’t mean that women, let alone men, are suddenly going to want you. Besides, Alexis doesn’t count as a woman. She’s more like an annoying cunt that won’t leave anyone alone —
(Dr. Bethany Blue’s hand slaps Jake Smith across the face! This takes Jake back, who is looking at the Doctor in shock that she managed to do that. Bethany seems a little fumed at the moment as Jake has no idea how to respond to the entire thing. A smirk forms on his face as he holds onto his red cheek before walking away from the scene. Bethany looks at Jake leaving as she tries to calm herself down. It’s pretty clear that if anyone comes for Alexis Chambers, they are going to face Bethany’s wrath.)
(Commercial break for a second encyclopedia (We don’t know how) written by Komatsu Ogawa. He details the best matches that happened we never knew about in the black and white TV era.)
( “CHA-CHING!” by UNIQUE blasts through the speakers to a mixed reaction from the crowd and prompts for Maxwell to jerk the curtain and to appear on the entranceway. With a smirk on his face, he scans the World 1 Theatre’s atmosphere before gradually making his way down the aisle and into the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 231 pounds.. HE IS THE INELEGANT ONE…. MAAAAAAAAAAAAXWELLLLLLLLLL
Gavin Kirkland: The Inelegant One has arrived and he is here in style as usual! Maxwell has been given yet another great opportunity tonight to prove himself in the Showdown main event and she is the right man for the job, if you ask me. I mean, he’s facing a woman. I wish I was him going into this match. Beating up that white privileged blonde that he’s facing tonight? What an opportunity.
( Maxwell sits in his appointed corner as “Monster” by Kanye West begins to echo throughout the World 1 Theatre. Kassidy Heart receives a monster reception from the crowd, half booing and half cheering, as she now begins to step onto the entranceway. She locks eyes with Maxwell while stepping through the ropes and into the ring. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 138 pounds…. SHE IS THE MAULER… KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIDYYY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Eve: Congratulations to Kassidy Heart and Ryan Adams on their recent announcement of being parents to their surrogate children. Such great news but tonight, Kassidy Heart has to go from proud mother to the prideful competitor that she is and show Maxwell and the entire EAW Universe that she is still the cream of the crop here in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh yeah. I was there when they gave birth to their children.
Deadprez: You sure about that, Gavin?
Gavin Kirkland: Well, maybe. I just remember sneaking into a hospital room at night. That’s all.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: This match is underway as both individuals now meet in the center of the ring. Maxwell and Kassidy Heart have been waiting for this main event moment here as they engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up to start up this match! Heart is overpowered by Maxwell’s strength as she is wrestled into the ground with a headlock. She gets the leg scissors in to release the headlock, but Maxwell kips-up and escapes the leg scissors.
Deadprez: Both elitists emerge to their feet and charge into each other! KASSIDY CONNECTS FIRST WITH AN ARM DRAG!! AND A SECOND ONE!!! Kassidy now applies pressure and torque to his left shoulder following the series of arm drags. Maxwell is quick to provide a counter to it as he leans her against and off the ropes. KASSIDY HEART COMES OFF THE ROPES WHILE MAXWELL CHOREOGRAPHS A BACK BODY DROP!!
Eve: KASSIDY REALIZES AND NAILS A KICK TO THE FACE OF MAXWELL!! MAXWELL WAS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS KASSIDY NOW SNATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND BY THE NECK!! SHE’S GOING FOR THE STARGAZING INVERTED DDT!! BUT MAXWELL GRABS HER HEAD AND TAKES HER OVER HIS SHOULDERS ONTO THE CANVAS!! KASSIDY ROLLS ONTO HER FEET AS MAXWELL CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!!
Gavin Kirkland: KNEE TO THE FISH BITCH!! Kassidy Heart wishing right now that she should’ve stayed home being DDD’s kitchen whore instead of stepping into the ring with the majestic Maxwell. Maxwell nails her with a forearm smash before sizing up for a big european uppercut! HE CONNECTS WITH THE UPPERCUT!! NO!! KASSIDY EVADES AND HOOKS BOT HARMS!! BACKSLIDE PIN!!
Deadprez: Maxwell manages to immediately escape out of the backslide pin and maneuver up onto his feet! KASSIDY LOOKS UP AND GETS SMASHED WITH A GAME-CHANGING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! SHE IS IN LA-LA-LAND FROM THAT UPPERCUT AS MAXWELL NOW LEAVES HER SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE AND RUNS INTO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS BACK… MAXWELL COMES OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP FOR A DROPKICK!! BUT KASSIDY HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO COUNTER IT INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB IN MID-AIR!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Eve: MAXWELL POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Amazing how Kassidy Heart was able to quickly recover and catch Maxwell with that surprise sit-out powerbomb, especially after that brutal european uppercut. But, then again, this is Kassidy Heart we’re talking about! Kassidy gets up to her feet and Irish whips Maxwell into the corner. Maxwell goes colliding into the corner and GETS ROCKED WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!! Maxwell is staggered as Kassidy now brings him into the center of the ring! HOOKS HIS TIGHTS AND LIFTS MAXWELL UP INTO THE AIR!! FOR A BRAINBUSTER!!
Deadprez: BUT MAXWELL RAINS DOWN KNEES ONTO THE CROWN OF HER HEAD!! Kassidy relinquishes the suplex hold as Maxwell now comes off the ropes!! AND SHOOTS FORWARD FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!! KASSIDY NAILS HIM FIRST WITH A HIGH KNEE OF HER OWN!! MAXWELL IS DAZED FOR DAYS NOW AS KASSIDY FOLLOWS IT UP IMMEDIATELY WITH A RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! MAXWELL GOES AROUND THE SIDE AND BRINGS HEART DOWN INTO A SCHOOL-BOY PIN!! MAXWELL IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF THE HOLD AND ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET!! AND DRILLS KASSIDY IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A PRECISION DROPKICK!! WHAT A DROPKICK NOW AS MAXWELL PICKS HER UP ONTO HER FEET!! HOISTS HER UP INTO THE SKIES!! AND SLAMS THE WOMAN DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH AN EARTHQUAKING VERTICAL SUPLEX!! HE HOVERS OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS COVER!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: KICK-OUT!!! Maxwell gets up to his feet as he looks to keep pushing forward. He grabs a hold of her wrist and Irish whips her into the opposite corner! Kassidy feels the impact while MAXWELL FOLLOWS UP WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE INTO THE CORNER!! NO!! KASSIDY LEANS DOWN AND MAXWELL GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! MAXWELL ON THE APRON NOW AS KASSIDY GOES FOR A SPEAR!! MAXWELL EVADES AND GOES FOR A KNEE TREMBLER ONTO THE ROPE-HUNG MAULER!!
Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY SHOOTS HER UPPER HALF BACK INTO THE RING AND SENDS MAXWELL CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A LEG SWEEP!! MAXWELL SPLATTERS DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE AS KASSIDY NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SOARS THROUGH THE AIR!! AND GOES CRASH LANDING ONTO THE INELEGANT ONE WITH A TOPE SUICIDA OF PERFECTION!! Kassidy brings him back into the ring, steps onto the apron and leaps off the top rope! SPRINGBOARD… KNEE STRIKE ACROSS THE CROWN OF MAXWELL’S HEAD CONNECTS!! SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE WIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: YES!! MAXWELL HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE!! WHAT A MIRACLE!! The whore, however, is back on the apron as she leaps onto the top rope and off! MAXWELL IS UP ON HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! ASSIDY ATTEMPTS ANOTHER SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF THE INELEGANT ONE!! MAXWELL DUCKS THE KNEE AS THE WOMAN NOW ROLLS ONTO HER FEET!! BOTH ELITISTS MEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! MAXWELL KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND SNATCHES THE HEAD!! SNAP DDT!!
Eve: NO!! KASSIDY GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! SHE REFUSES TO RELINQUISH THE WAIST LOCK AS SHE NOW MAINTAINS IT AND PULLS MAXWELL UP TO HIS FEET FOR A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT MAXWELL ESCAPES IT AND LIFTS HER UP ONTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO AN EMERALD FLOWSION CONNECTS!! WAIT!! KASSIDY MANAGES TO COUNTER IN MID AIR INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE!! OH NO!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: THAT CLOSE!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS NOW EMERGE TO THEIR FEET!! KASSIDY NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT LEAPING KNEE STRIKE!! LIGHTS OUT FOR THE INELEGANT ONE AS KASSIDY NOW SPRINTS OFF AND INTO THE ROPES!! MAXWELL RECOVERS AND EXPLODES ONTO THE MAULER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE JUST AS SHE REBOUNDED OFF THE ROPES!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT A KNEE AS MAXWELL NOW BRINGS HER UP TO HER FEET…
Eve: THE INELEGANT ONE PLACES HER HEAD BETWEEN BOTH LEGS…. AND HOISTS KASSIDY HEART QUICKLY INTO A POWERBOMB!!! KASSIDY FLIPS ONTO HER FEET SAFELY AND EVADES THE POWERBOMB!! AND DRILLS MAXWELL IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A KICK!! PRECISION KICK TO THE GUT AS KASSIDY NOW GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK TO THE HEAD!! MAXWELL GRABS HER FOOT, PULLS HER IN AND CLOCKS HER WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! KASSIDY IS STAGGERED AS MAXWELL GOES INTO THE CORNER AND BACK INTO HER FOR THE KNEE TREMBLER!!
Gavin Kirkland: SILVERSTRIKKEEE!! WHAT!! NO!! KASSIDY SIDESTEPS THE KNEE TREMBLER ATTEMPT AND DRIVES THE INELEGANT ONE DOWN WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT LOOK!! MAXWELL IMMEDIATELY GETS UP TO HIS FEET UNPHASED AND RUFFLED BY THE SUPLEX!! HE’S LOOKING LIKE A MAN POSSESSED AS HE AIMLESSLY CHARGES INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE BRAIN CELL MAULER!!! AND HE GETS SPLIT IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!! NO!! KICK OUT MAXWELL!! KICK OUT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: MAXWELL POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! Kassidy Heart now in the corner sizing up Maxwell! The Inelegant One is using the turnbuckles to get up to his feet as Heart is from the opposite corner looking for the right opportunity to strike! KASSIDY SPRINTS TO HIS CORNER FOR RAPTURE! THE HELLUVA KICK!! NO!! MAXWELL INTERCEPTS AND PUTS HER IN THE SLEEPER HOLD!! THE UNBREAKABLE VOW IS LOCKED IN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! BUT KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY SLIPS OUT OF THE UNBREAKABLE VOW!! AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK ACROSS THE HEAD OF MAXWELL!! DAMN!!!
Deadprez: Kassidy now gets up to her feet and grabs both legs! SHE’S GOING FOR THE FIGURE-FOUR!! BUT MAXWELL USES HIS FOOT TO THRUST HER AWAY!! The Mauler is unable to get the figure-four locked in as Maxwell gets up to his feet! HE JUMPS AND LEAPS UP FOR THE HEAD!! MISSING FRAGMENT!! NO!! HE FAILS THE CUTTER ATTEMPT AS KASSIDY STUFFS HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! AND THEN GRABS BOTH ARMS FOR A STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX!! NO!! MAXWELL WITH A BACK ELBOW!!!! KASSIDY IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS MAXWELL NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND TWISTS AROUND FOR THE DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!!! THE MONEY MAKER!! NO!! KASSIDY COUNTERS IT WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!! OH MY GOD!! COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: MAXWELL POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!! AND KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY TRIES FOR HER DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS SUBMISSION HOLD!!! THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES IS BEING CINCHED IN!! BUT MAXWELL IS ABLE TO KICK HER IN THE HEAD!! KASSIDY GIVES UP THE ATTEMPT AS MAXWELL GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND PUTS HEART IN ANOTHER SLEEPER HOLD!! THE UNBREAKABLE VOW IS CINCHED IN!! BUT KASSIDY ROLLS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! KASSIDY IS OUT ON HER STOMACH AS MAXWELL REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES… AND IMMEDIATELY PUTS KASSIDY IN THE UNBREAKABLE VOW ONCE AGAIN!! PURE INSTINCT FROM THE INELEGANT ONE AS THE MAULER IS NOW IN IMMENSE TROUBLE ONCE AGAIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE INELEGANT HAS THIS IN THE BACK!! I CAN SEE THE BITCH FADING NOW!! IT IS OVER FOR THE MAULER NOW HAHAH!!! WAIT NO!! KASSIDY SLIPS OUT OF THE SLEEPER HOLD AND GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND GETS DROPPED ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!! THAT LAYS MAXWELL OUT AS THE WHORE NOW GETS UP TO HER FEET AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! FOR A SLIDING ELBOW ONTO MAXWELL!! BUT THE INELEGANT ONE COUNTERS THE SLIDING ELBOW INTO THE SLEPEER HOLD!! THE UNBREAKABLE VOW IS CINCHED IN ONCE AGAIN!!!
Deadprez: AND MAXWELL HOISTS HER UP WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD AND DROPS HER ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH A SLEEPER HOLD!! HE MAINTAINS THE SLEEPER HOLD AFTER THE SLEEPER SUPLEX AS KASSIDY HEART IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING FOR BOTH OXYGEN AND A WAY TO GET A ROPE BREAK IN!!! Imagine how prosperous that would be for Maxwell’s career for him to make The Mauler submit in the center of that ring!?!? Kassidy Heart goes from her knees to her feet now as she’s starting to show fight here! Maxwell can’t believe it as Kassidy starts to fight her way towards the corner turnbuckles! SHE GETS HER RIGHT FOOT ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND TRIES TO USE IT TO CAPSIZE THE INELEGANT ONE!!
Eve: BUT MAXWELL USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOIST HEART ONCE AGAIN!! AND DROP THE MAULER WITH ANOTHER SLEEPER SUPLEX!! THIS TIME HE LETS GO OF THE UNBREAKABLE VOW AND HOVERS OVER HER BODY.. THE INELEGANT WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER WAIST AND LIFTS HER OFF THE GROUND!!! WHAT STRENGTH AND POWER!! AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DEADLIFT BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART BRINGS HER SHOULDER UP!! Maxwell can’t believe it as he continues to keep himself calm and composed. The Inelegant One begins to scan the atmosphere here in the World 1 Theatre. Kassidy Heart is laid out subconsciously in the center of the ring while Maxwell now begins to step through the ropes and ascend the turnbuckles. We are about to see Maxwell go airborne here against The Mauler in the main event of tonight’s edition of Saturday Night Showdown!
Gavin Kirkland: Maxwell is about to shock the entire world with whatever he has in mind! Gina Romano might as well be standing up as Maxwell is about to secure this victory in the bag! WATCH THIS!! WHAT THE!?!?! KASSIDY HEART COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! WHAT KIND OF TELEPORTATION!! AND WRAPS AROUND MAXWELL’S WAIST!! AND SENDS HIM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN AVALANCHE GERMAN SUPLEX! A SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ROLLED INTO A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO! NO! NO!! THIS IS ILLEGAL!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Eve: MAXWELL GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! WOW!! Kassidy Heart with an unexpected recovery there as she came out of the blue and caught Maxwell by surprise! A hellacious german suplex off the top turnbuckle, and what was impressive is that she was able to maintain the waist lock and follow it up with a bridging german suplex! An avalanche Kassploder Plex as Kassidy is back up to her feet ready to finish this match! Maxwell is planted on both knees while Kassidy is stalking him like a predator! SHE HOPS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A CURB STOMP!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!
Deadprez: BUT MAXWELL GRABS HER FOOT IN MID-AIR AND BRINGS HER INTO THE STF!! STF SUBMISSION HOLD AS MAXWELL PULLS THE MAULER’S HEAD BACK!! WHAT A COUNTER AS THE MAULER IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING IN THE STF!!! THERE IS NO WAY THIS COULD BE IT FOR HER!! COULD IT!?!?!? WAIT!! MAXWELL BEGINS TO SHOW STRUGGLE AS KASSIDY SLIPS THROUGH HIS ARMS AND GETS OUT OF THE STF!! THE STF IS RELINQUISHED NOW AS KASSIDY GRABS HIS ARM AND HOOKS IT FOR THE CROSSFACE!! THE MAULER WITH A MAULING CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON THE INELEGANT ONE HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS THE POSITIONS AS SWITCHED!!! KASSIDY HEAT WITH A CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON MAXWELL HERE AS WE COULD SEE HIM TAP OUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOPE!!! KASSIDY CAN’T HANDLE THE INELEGANT ONE’S HEAT!! MAXWELL IS ABLE TO SLIP THROUGH HIS ARMS THE SAME WAY SHE DID AS HE GRABS HER BY THE WAIST!! AND ADVANCES FOR A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX ONCE AGAIN!! BUT NO!! THE WHORE WITH A WHEELBARROW PIN!! SHE ROLLS UP THE INELEGANT ONE!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: KICK-OUT!! MAXWELL ESCAPES OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS MAKE THEIR WAY UP TO THEIR FEET!!! MAXWELL JUMPS UP AND CLOCKS THE MAULER IN THE JAW WITH A PICTURE PERFECT YAKUZA KICK!! THAT GOT HER ON THE BUTTON AS SHE NOW STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES!! AND REBOUNDS BACK INTO MAXWELL! FOR A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! BUT MAXWELL SIDESTEPS AND NAILS HERE WITH ANOTHER YAKUZA KICK ON THE BUTTON!!
Deadprez: MAXWELL IS NOW SIZING HER UP FOR THE KNEE TREMBLER!!! INCOMING SILVERSTRIKE!! NO!! KASSIDY SIDESTEPS, NAILS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A HUGE FOREARM SMASH!! MAXWELL IS STUNNED AS KASSIDY NOW GRABS BOTH WRISTS!! HOIST HIM UP IN THE AIR!! AND DRILLS THE INELEGANT ONE INTO THE GROUND WITH A BRIDGING STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX!! THE MAULER CONNECTS WITH CHANEL N°5!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: KICK-OUT!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! KASSIDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! KASSIDY NOW IN THE CORNER LIVID AND APOPLECTIC AS MAXWELL IS CLINGING ONTO HIS LIFE IN THE CORNER!! KASSIDY SPRINTS IN FOR THE HELLUVA KICK!! RAPTURE CONNECTS!! NO!! SHE GETS HER FOOT STUCK ONTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AS MAXWELL CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! KASSIDY IS SUSPENDED FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AS MAXWELL CONNECTED WITH THE MONEY MAKER!! MAXWELL IS NOW PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HERE HE GOES!!! THE TREE OF WOE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!
Deadprez: NO!!! MAXWELL MISSES THE REPAID ATTEMPT AS KASSIDY GETS OUT OF THE SUSPENDED POSITION AND GETS TO HER FEET!! MAXWELL ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET AND CHARGES BACK INTO KASSIDY!! KASSIDY SPINS HIM AROUND RIGHT INTO THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES!! KASSIDY SPUN HIM AROUND INTO THE TORNADO DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS AND SHE’S NOW JUST RELENTLESSLY HEADBUTTING THE INELEGANT OEN!!
Eve: KASSIDY HEART HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY PROSPEROUS WITH THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES AS MAXWELL IS STUCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! MAXWELL IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND IS TRYING SO HARD TO RESIST THE PAIN AND AGONY!! BUT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW IRRESISTIBLE THIS MOVE I!! KASSIDY HAS IT LOCKED IN DEEP!! AND HE TAPS!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Monster” by Kanye West hits to a humongous pop as Kassidy Heart lets go of her finishing submission hold and gets off of Maxwell. She gets up to her feet as the referee begins to check up on Maxwell. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. BY SUBMISSION… KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY HEARTTT!!!
Deadprez: Great match! Kassidy shows she is who she is for a reason and she’s a legit threat to become champion. And Maxwell gave her an amazing fight, showing he’s a bright piece of Showdown’s future.
(Jamie O’Hara slides in the ring, and stands behind Kassidy, and Kassidy turns around startled by Jamie’s appearance. Kassidy is ready to fight, but instead, Jamie O’Hara nods and holds the Answers World Championship high in the air right in front of her.)
Eve: Jamie sending a small message to The Mauler. And that does it for another edition of Show–WHAT THE HELL?!
Deadprez: THAT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN!!! THE BOTH ATTACK JAMIE AND KASSIDY FROM BEHIND! THEY ARE BOTH STOMPING AWAY AT BOTH KASSIDY AND JAMIE!!! Bethany motions for Goldstein to leave as she’s got it from here.
Eve: Kassidy stands up, and she turns around–CODE BLUE FROM BETHANY! And now Bethany turns her attention over to Jamie who’s stirring. She motions for Goldstein to hand her something!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S THAT STETHOSCOPE!!! SHE WALKS OVER TO JAMIE, AND SHE WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF JAMIE O’HARA!!!! :damn: BETHANY IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!
(Referees come from the back and force Bethany off of Jamie. She has a smile on her face looking down at both fallen opponents at Reasonable Doubt.)
Deadprez: NOW LOOK!!!! JAKE SMITH IS IN THE RING!! JAKE TURNS AROUND BETHANY–ABYSMAL ENDING!!!! THE ELEVATED BUTTERFLY DDT ON BETHANY! I guess he didn’t appreciate Bethany slapping him earlier tonight.
(Jake Smith walks around the ring, and looks at all three of his Reasonable Doubt opponents down and out. He walks over next to Jamie and picks up the Answers World Championship.He then raises it high in the center of the ring pointing at himself.)
Jake Smith: (no mic) JAKE SMITH IS RATINGS! JAKE SMITH AS CHAMPION IS MONEY! GET USED TO IT!
Eve: Will this be the scene in two weeks at the Armageddon Hell In a Cell Match?!
Deadprez: We’ll see you next week! Thanks for joining us tonight on Showdown! Goodnight!
(EAW logo buzzes.)
