Mikaela Street
( After the introduction video fades to black, it opens up to “Brick Wall” by A Day To Remember blasting through the speakers of a jam-packed Coliseo de Puerto Rico in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Puerto Ricans haven’t been able to get a taste of the land of Elite for a while now, so they are more than excited to be presented with tonight’s Saturday Night Showdown action. Their voices are further amplified by the usual blue and white pyrotechnics shooting from the stage and down from the rafters. Bright lights shine through the leftover smoke as the camera pans into the main titantron. The camera continues to fade between various of the live audience before it transitions into a front view of the commentators. )
Deadprez: WE ARE LIVE IN THE COLISEO DE PUERTO RICO HERE IN SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICAN!! WE ARE THRILLED HERE TO PUT A PIN ON ANOTHER LOCATION IN THIS OVERSEAS TOUR!! Last week, we were subject to an ear-deafening crowd in Glasgow, and now we are subject to a Puerto Rican crowd that is just as loud, maybe even louder!
Eve: We have yet another explosive episode lined up for everyone tonight! Impact and Lethal Consequences will collide tonight in a match where anything goes! Lucas and Monaghan, Yusuf and Lee, and Lucas and Ava! We only provide hits to the screens and that is exactly what we will do! No mistakes!
Gavin Kirkland: Last week, the hookers were greasy with their fish and chips, but this week, I have gotten a taste of the foreigners! To be honest, they taste much better! Anyways, how about we get on with a contract signing that will establish Kassidy Heart losing and perhaps getting murdered at Reasonable Doubt!
(The camera pans to the ring. There are three contracts on a black rectangular table. Inside the ring, Showdown General Manager, Hurricane Hawk and Gina Romano are there. The Showdown crowd is feeling hyped up for this show.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN…HURRICANE HAWK!!!!!!
Hurricane Hawk: Who’s hyped for Reasonable Doubt?
(The crowd cheers, answering Hurricane Hawk’s question.)
Hurricane Hawk: On November 6th, the Showdown brand will air Reasonable Doubt on the EAW Network! Now, I think that we have ourselves a fantastic card for the event. From top to bottom, I do think that this show is going to be another shining example of how the Showdown brand has not slowed down and will continue to put on some of the best wrestling on planet Earth. There is one matchup that people have been talking about since the match was announced and that’s the Triple Threat Match for at the Answers World Championship!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Hurricane Hawk: This is probably one of the most star-studded World Championship matches that EAW will have in the next three weeks. Theron Nikolas, Impact and the champion herself, King Kass will put everything on the line for the hopes of making history, maintaining or breaking records, achieving milestones as well as walking away with one of the most significant World Championships in professional wrestling, the Answers World Championship. Now a further ado, let me introduce the Elitists taking part in this match. The first challenger is a man, who I go way back with. If there is a Mount Rushmore of EAW, this man’s face would be a part of it. He’s already accomplished so much during his tenure in Elite Answers Wrestling, but he always stays hungry. He is always looking for more to add to his jam-packed resume. He’s the nine-time World Champion, Hall of Famer and the ‘Most Watched Champion in History.’ Ladies and gentlemen…IMPACT!!!!!!!!
(“M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti featuring Kid Cudi begins to play through the speakers of the Coliseo de Puerto. The crowd gives the nine-time World Champion a massive ovation, but Impact pays no mind to them.)
Gavin Kirkland: This man right here, should be the odds on favorite to dethrone that monster, King Kass and end her reign of terror. Impact has done it all, Eve and DP. He’s been to the top on nine different occasions, headlined Pain for Pride, become a Hall of Famer and been someone who has surpassed all the eras that EAW has had within its fifteen year history. He has seen it all. He’s been the champion. He’s chased for the title. He has continued to prove the critics wrong and prove that he’s better than 2/3s of the roster.
Eve: Impact brings the veteran presence in this triple threat match, but he will be stepping into the ring with two Elitists who are younger than him. They probably will be faster than him going into the match, which could make a difference between winning or losing the match.
Deadprez: You don’t think that Impact is built for a match like this? He doesn’t need to make his presence felt the entire match? He can take a step aside and let Theron and Kassidy beat the hell out of each other and he delivers the final blow to win the match.
(Impact is already inside the ring as he shakes Hurricane Hawk’s hand before finding a seat on one of the chairs provided for them. “M3tamorphosis” fades as Hawk places the microphone to his mouth again.)
Hurricane Hawk: The next challenger made his return back at Grand Rampage and he’s found himself on the Showdown brand ever since. He holds the record as the longest reigning Answers World Champion in EAW History. He’s the 2018 King of Elite. He ended the career of Ronn Banks at Pain for Pride 11. Ladies and gentlemen… the ‘God Emperor’….THERON NIKOLAS!!!!!
(‘Paint It Black” by Hidden Citizens blasts through the speaker as the crowd explodes in a negative reception to Theron Nikolas, who shakes his head at the reception of the crowd before heading down he ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: That man right here, should be the odds on favorite to dethrone that monster, King Kass and end her reign of terror. He currently holds the record as the longest-reigning Answers World Champion in EAW History at 247 days. He looks at this match with King Kass as the way to stop that she-devil from breaking the record and solidifying herself as part of the legacy of that Answers World Championship.
Eve: The knowledge of Theron Nikolas’ 247-day reign as Answers World Champion being in jeopardy was brought to the line a couple weeks ago thanks to Kassidy Heart. I don’t think it had crossed the minds of people, but Theron Nikolas wouldn’t be happy to see Kassidy proceed to break the record. Hell, I don’t think many people would be happy to see her retain at Reasonable Doubt.
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas had made it clear since the start of the season that he looks to recapture the Answers World Championship that Kassidy Heart’s husband, Mr. DEDEDE took from him at Pain for Pride 12. In the process, that started a downward spiral from Theron, that took him about two years to recover from himself, but Theron looks to be in the best shape of his career. There is nothing that is going to hold him back from trying to recapture the title and solidify his place as the ‘God Emperor’ again.
(Theron Nikolas exchanges a look with Impact, but sits on the end of the contract signing table. “Paint it Black” dies off as Hawk continues.)
Hurricane Hawk: While the last Elitist really doesn’t need an introduction, she gave me notes on what to say about her.
(Hurricane Hawk pulls out the notecards from his suit and proceeds to read off of them.)
Hurricane Hawk: This woman is one of the most decorative Elitists to ever grace this company. She’s a former Universal Women’s Champion, Unified Tag Team Champion, National Elite Champion and Iconic Cup Holder. Two-time Female Promoer of the Year. One-time Female Elitist of the Year. She is the woman who has dominated the Showdown brand for all of 2021. She is the current 2021 King of Elite and Answers World Champion. The woman who crushed the dreams of Consuela Rose Ava, made Jamie O’Hara submit at Pain for Pride, put the final nail in the grave of TLA’s chances of defeating her at Midsummer Massacre and took the “g” off of Limmy Monaghan and will move on to make the ‘God Emperor’ kneel and kill Impact’s aspirations of getting #10reigns. Ladies and gentlemen, ‘The Mauler’…KASSIDY HEART!!!!!
(“Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speakers as the crowd reigns in the boos. King Kass walks out with the Answers World Championship wrapped around her waist. She looks super kewt tonight and really doesn’t care about the opinions of the fans. She holds her glare as she makes her way down the ring.)
Eve: Here’s the Answers World Champion herself, a possible shoo-in for Female Elitist of the Year this year, Kassidy Heart who has had an impressive year. She won King of Elite, has held the Answers World Championship since Under Siege, headlined Pain for Pride and won and looks to set her sight into breaking the record as the longest-reigning Answers World Champion in EAW history, which is currently held by Theron Nikolas.
Deadprez: I think it can be done, ladies and gentlemen. While Kassidy Heart has had an amazing year, Theron Nikolas and Impact are amazing competitors with a ton of experience. They have been to that mountain top before. They know exactly what they need to do to dethrone Kassidy.
Gavin Kirkland: I pray to whatever gods are up there that King Kass does not make it out of Reasonable Doubt with the title. Can you imagine the ego on that woman if she manages to make it to Road to Redemption with the title? That’s the last thing that we need. Theron, Impact, please, one of you! I am begging you! 🙏🏻
(King Kass makes her way towards the chair across from Impact. She places the title on the table as Theron Nikolas looks at the title while Impact is glaring right at King Kass. King Kass takes her spot on the chair as her entrance music dies down. The three competitors for the Answers World Championship are sat in their chairs, wondering who is going to speak first.)
Impact: Isn’t it nice? All of us out here, doing this contract signing, knowing that the possibility that this can all go to the shitter is high? The tension between the three of us is escalating week by week and it’s all for the sake of that Answers World Championship next to Kassidy Heart. That championship is what’s on the line. It’s what we are going to be putting our bodies on the line, reducing years of our lives for. We all want that championship for completely different reasons and all of them are quite valiant. Kassidy, you want that championship to break Theron’s record and make you the best World Champion, period. Theron, you want that championship, because it inserts you back on that throne, where you once sat on as the ‘God Emperor.’ Me? I’ve made it clear that I want that championship because #10reignz is something that’s never been achieved in this company before. It’s another thing that is going to add me to the history books. While the two of you are figuring out what your next step is going to be, I’m three steps ahead of the both of you. My awareness of my settings is something that no other Elitist can replicate. My ability to make the champions look like chumps is something that no one else has the ability to do. You can’t do that, Kassidy. You can’t do that, Theron. I have no doubts that I will go into this match and put on the clinic that I’ve always had in these championship matches and make everyone wonder why Kassidy Heart is a World Champion in the very first place.
(Impact turns his attention to Kassidy Heart, who seems a bit irritated, but she is remaining calm.)
Impact: Honestly, I’ve begun to wonder why in the world you’ve held that championship for as long as you have? I don’t understand how someone as insecure as you would ever think that she can carry a brand on her back or be seen as some sort of leader for the new crop of Elitists who have been thrust into the spotlight? What you need to understand is that it doesn’t matter that you’re the Answers World Champion. That doesn’t mean shit to me because I will always be twice the wrestler that you will ever wish to be. You walk around, thinking of yourself as some sort of big deal around here. You think of yourself as untouchable, but let’s be real — no one gives a shit about you besides your husband and the Mountain Dew-drinking, Doritos-eating, acne-prone neckbeards that want to fuck you. I don’t give a fuck about you, but I do give a fuck about that championship that you currently have. You come off thinking that the championship is supposed to legitimize you and force everyone in this arena and in the back to respect you, but what you fail to realize is that the championship doesn’t make you, but you make the championship. You are supposed to elevate the championship and not the other way around. While I do commend you on being a solid performer, you’re not Impact. I don’t care about putting on clinics, I care about decimating my opponents inside that ring and exposing them for the frauds that they are. You are nothing more than the latest female to use DEDEDE’s relationship to maximize your success in this company. You’ve done a great job at fooling everyone that you’re this greater-than-life character, but really, you are nothing interesting to the public eye. You have relied on your marriage with DEDEDE for a personality trait and if it weren’t for that crown, it would be your ONLY personal trait, you bland-ass bitch.
(You can see the expression on King Kass’ face as she begins to grind her teeth. If looks could kill, Impact would be dead right now. Impact ignores the look on her face as he pulls over his contract and skims through it.)
Impact: It’s going to be my pleasure to end your charity case reign and send you down the card, where you rightfully belong. #10reignz, bitch.
(Impact licks his pen before signing the pages. King Kass maintains a cold look on her face. Theron Nikolas grabs his microphone before raising it up to his lips.)
Theron Nikolas: While Impact is dealing with all of the important matters, I want you to listen to what I have to say, Kassidy and I want you to listen real good. As much as you want to deny it, we have a lot more in common than people actually think. Both of us were propped up by Ryan Adams as a ‘golden child.’ We were given everything in this world to succeed. Crowns, World Championships, marquee matchups, etc. Ryan always knew that we would rise above mediocrity. We had the Chairman of the Board rooting for us, rooting for our success, and playing his part in making sure that his golden children were well-fed and ready to take on the world ahead of them. If it wasn’t for Ryan Adams, I would have not gotten the leverage to grab the competition by their throat and bring them to their knees. Instead, I would have been rotting away on the Showdown brand, being used as cannon fodder for the likes of Ares Vendetta, Tiberius Jones, and Robbie V. That’s a little before your time, but I’ve struggled. Much like you like to convince you and all of these people, but the one thing that differentiates you and me is that you didn’t struggle as I have struggled. I was placed in a position where I was never meant to succeed outside of that particular circle. I was nothing more than a shiny new name that they can assert their dominance in. The corrupt nature that you constantly accused the Empire brand of being was in reality, the Showdown brand before April 2018. Thanks to Ryan Adams, he pulled me out of that rubble, he assured me that I would be the future of this company and that if I patiently waited to cash in my King of Elite crown, I would be World Champion.
Theron Nikolas: And, I did. As Answers World Champion, I ran roughshod on the Dynasty brand. Darkane, Devan Dubian, an Extreme Elimination Chamber, Jamie O’Hara, Cameron Ella Ava, all of them kneeled for their ‘God Emperor.’ All of them fell to me. For eight months, I took out every man and woman on my path. I took everyone’s favorites and brought them to their knees and there’s no doubt that I will do so again at Reasonable Doubt. Kassidy, before Road to Redemption, you would shatter my record, write me out of the history books and that’s not something that I can allow. The record was something that I busted my ass to shatter. The record is something that shouldn’t be broken by DEDEDE’s whore. A woman, who is pretending to be a World Champion. A woman, who knows nothing about the history and significance of that title on her shoulder. A woman, who is too arrogant to believe that I am better than her in every single way. A woman, who thinks that she is not going to be losing any time soon. I looked at some of your videos against Limmy Monaghan and it was amusing to watch. I mean, when you brought up the point about how some of these newer talents can’t take a loss. I felt like it was a direct shot to me. However, pot meets the kettle. Aren’t you the same person who left for two months after losing to Sienna Jade at Pain for Pride 13?
King Kass: I was dealing with an injury.
Theron Nikolas: Yeah, you were dealing with a broken ego.
King Kass: You would know a thing or two about that.
(The bantering between Theron Nikolas and King Kass earns a low whistle from Impact. Hurricane Hawk begins to instruct Theron Nikolas towards his contract, instructing him on where to sign until Theron gets the pattern.)
Impact: I almost remembered that my bitch defeated you at Pain for Pride 13 and then, you proceeded that bygones be bygones and teamed with her for the Grand Prix because you realized if there was something that Ryan couldn’t get you. If it wasn’t for Liquid Swordz, there was no doubt that you would have hung onto your DaddyGawd’s nuts for another achievement. Instead, you decided to exploit and take advantage of Sienna’s good heart until she served no purpose to you —
King Kass: I loved Sienna like a sister, but I needed to move on and think about what was going to be best for me. My eyes were on becoming King of Elite and Answers World Champion. You don’t think that it pained me to see Sienna have her career ended by Minerva? Oh no, that night, I felt like I lost someone, who I cared so much for. However, I couldn’t cope for too long. Sienna, mentally, had checked out a long time ago and I needed to accept that I wasn’t going to get my best friend back. But, I am not going to apologize for being who I am. I’m not going to apologize for reaping the rewards of DaddyGawd. I’m not going to apologize for telling everyone that the taste of Cockzilla is something that I would devour all day, every day if I could. Most importantly, I am not going to apologize for standing up for myself instead of letting the two of you glorified, egotistical cunts, run me down, drag my name through the mud and talk all of this shit without thinking that you’re going to hear nothing from me. I listened to the both of you run your mouths, staking your claim for MY Answers World Championship. I’ve listened to how much it would mean for the both of you to walk out of Reasonable Doubt as to the Answers World Champion, but I don’t give a damn. I give a damn about adding more to my legacy. I give a damn about being the best World Champion in the history of this company. A way to do that is by removing the name of the ‘God Emperor’ out of the history books for good and replacing it with ‘King Kass.’
King Kass: In the process, it means making sure that there is no such thing as #10reignz, Impact. You want to talk about how my marriage to Ryan seems to be my only personality trait, but at least, my personality trait isn’t some washed-up, old fart, who tries to act like he’s in with the logo and slang these days. Newsflash: I can see right through the bullshit and you aren’t fooling me. I said this back in the Dynasty Chamber in 2019 — I respect you, but I don’t fear you. You think that just because you talked all of that shit that I should be shaking in my Christian Louboutin at what you possibly have in store for me at Reasonable Doubt. In reality, I’m not shaking. I’m not scared about what you possibly can do to me; however, you should be afraid of what I do to you in the match. The same energy goes for you, Theron. You’ve talked about all of these ‘similarities’ that the two of us have in common. While, you were right on the money with some of them, you cannot be any farther from the truth. Impact tried to accuse me of some who threw Sienna to the side after I was done with her, but isn’t that what you did with Ryan, Theron? Let’s remind everyone that YOU were the one that tossed Ryan to the side. YOU were the one who took advantage of the blessings that DaddyGawd gave to your pathetic career and threw him away when he no longer did anything for you —
Theron Nikolas: — He would have turned on me first, Kassidy. I stabbed Ryan Adams in the back before he did that to me.
King Kass: How did that work out for you in the end, Theron?
(Theron Nikolas remains silent, allowing for King Kass to continue speaking.)
King Kass: I rest my case. This is where the line ends with us being different, Theron. I would NEVER stab my DaddyGawd in the back as you did. 😌 Now, if you excuse me…
(King Kass begins to open her contact and sign the pages. Meanwhile, Impact’s contract isn’t broken with the Answers World Champion. In fact, he feels the need to say something more.)
Impact: Of course not, but there may come a day, where he drops you like a bad habit and moves onto someone like Andrea Valentine or any hotter blonde, who isn’t such a sensitive, fragile cunt. Maybe, with the next bitch that he decides to date, he won’t need to drug her into marrying him. At the end of the day, you got your bag, Kassidy. You were able to trick Ryan into adopting children with you. While you won’t stab Ryan in the back, Ryan has proven on multiple occasions that he won’t hesitate to hit you from behind, but not in the way that you’re used to.
(King Kass slowly looks up from her contract and onto Impact. She slides her contract to the side, but her eyes remain on Impact, who stands up from his chair. Meanwhile, Theron Nikolas watches from the sides, knowing that shit is going to go down. King Kass rises up from her chair, matching the intense glare of Impact.)
King Kass: First off, don’t fucking talk about my children. Two, if pissing me off was part of your agenda, Impact, you’re a fucking idiot. Do you not realize what I am capable of doing at Reasonable Doubt?
Impact: Does it look like I’m one of those people who has fed into the narrative that you’re someone to worry about? All this talk about you and Theron being similar, different, I really don’t give a fuck, but the difference between you and me, Kassidy? I’ll be the partner that DEDEDE will never replace —
Gavin Kirkland: ‘DEATH’S KISS’ BY THERON NIKOLAS!!! THE SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK TAKES DOWN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! IMPACT TAKES A STEP BACK AS HE WATCHES THE ‘GOD EMPEROR’ TAKE THAT SHE-DEVIL BY THAT BLONDE HAIR OF HERS AND THROWS HER ON TOP OF THE TABLE!!!! THERON TURNS HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS IMPACT —
Eve: BUT IMPACT CATCHES THERON NIKOLAS WITH A ‘FIST OF. FURY’ — THAT DEADLY RIGHT-HAND KNOCKOUT HOOK! BUT, THERON MANAGES TO DUCK THE ‘FIST OF FURY’ AND CATCHES IMPACT WITH A ‘DEATH’S KISS,’ BUT THE NINE-TIME WORLD CHAMPION SAW THE MOVE COMING AS HE DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY, BEFORE NAILING THERON WITH ‘EVISCERATION’ — THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER TO THE ‘GOD EMPEROR!’ THE MOVE SENDS THERON BACK!!!!
Deadprez: BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE IMPACT IS NOT QUITE FINISHED YET! HE GETS THERON NIKOLAS UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! THERON IS UP! BUT, LOOK AT THAT! KING KASS IS BEGINNING TO RISE UP FROM THE TABLE, BUT IMPACT PROCEEDS TO POWERBOMB THERON NIKOLAS ONTO KING KASS AS THE TABLE SPLITS IN HALF!!!!
(The camera pans to the damage where Theron Nikolas is laying on top of King Kass. The two Elitists are completely out of it at the moment. The only person standing inside that ring is Impact who begins to dust his hands and shoulders off, almost like this was effortless to him. He looks proudly at the damage that he caused before looking back at the Answers World Championship, which had fallen from the table. Impact grabs the Answers World Championship and admires the title before raising it high above his head.)
Gavin Kirkland: Look at that, ladies and gentlemen! That is your next Answers World Champion!
Eve: You need to pick a side, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: #AnyoneButKassidy
Deadprez: Honestly, I’m afraid of what will become of Impact when Kassidy Heart wakes up. If there is something that she truly despises, it’s someone getting one over on her.
(As Kassidy and Theron both start to stir, we fade to a commercial)
(A commercial plays for The Triple Threat for the Answers World Championship at Reasonable Doubt.)
(As we return from commercial breaks, the camera pans to Gina Romano holding a mic ready to announce the first match…)
Gina Romano: BEINVENIDOS PUERTO RICO A SHOWDOWN Y EAW!!!!
(The Puerto Rican crowd cheers wildly chanting EAW! EAW! EAW!)
Gina Romano: THE OPENING CONTEST OF THE EVENING IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED PARA UNA CAIDA!
Crowd: UNA CAIDA!!!!
(England Belongs to me by Cock Sparrer plays over the sound system as Oliver Taylor, wearing a black and white wrestling mask with black wrestling boots, wearing body armor and black armor trousers with England flag knee pads attached to him walks out from the curtain as he stands to look at the crowd with a serious look on his face.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first making his Showdown debut! From London, England, weighing in at 265 pounds! “THE MASKED ENGLISH HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLER” OLIVER TAYLOR!!!!
(As he makes his way toward the ring, his music fades and is replaced by “Madness” by KSI.)
Gina Romano: His partner, he hails from Upolu, Samoa! Weighing in at 247 pounds! He is “THE SAMOAN MAMBA” ABEL ATAMI!!!!!!
(As Abel walks out, both he and Oliver Taylor look at one another before bumping forearms, they then head to the ring, ready for this tag team match.)
Deadprez: We have seen Abel Atami in the past and he is a very dangerous man, he will be teaming with newcomer Oliver Taylor, and he has a unique look.
Eve: He really does, I am interested to see what he does here tonight against two women that obviously do not like each other and will be interesting to see how they will co-exist, and they will need to if they have any chance against these two monsters.
Gavin Kirkland: BAE is their tag team name, and they will be just fine! Listen to the Puerto Rican people, they love me!
(The chants behind Gavin scream “PUTO!”)
Eve: Yeah, they really do Gavin.
(Itami and Taylor get in the ring, awaiting their opponents as the music fades out and is replaced by ‘ Ponytail to Shushu ‘ by AKB48 starts to play throughout the arena as the crowd cheers, Ayu Megumi comes running out and slides into the ring, posing before climbing the top rope.)
Gina Romano: Their opponents! First from Okinawa, Japan! Weighing in at 115 pounds…. “THE AMAZING GIRL” AYU MEGUMI!!!!
(She bows to the cheers of the crowd, stepping to the second rope and looking on before her music dies down and it is replaced with “UnFazed” by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd as the crowd erupts in boos to their fellow Spanish speaking Latina walking out slowly…)
Gina Romano: Her partner, she hails from Tijuana, Mexico! Weighing in at 125 pounds! “THE GOLDEN HAND” ASHLEY FLORES!!!!!!!!
(Ashley takes her time walking down to the ring, Ayu doesn’t take her eyes off her as Ashley finally gets to the apron, climbs up and steps in the ring, stepping on the second rope and looking out at the crowd before shrugging them off.)
Deadprez: Ashley brought up the question and the answer all in one sentence, can they co-exist? She says no.
Eve: Well, they better, you have a newcomer that no one has ever seen in action, if these two ladies are not careful, both he and Atami could steal this.
Gavin Kirkland: Nah, I have faith in my girls, Ayu just needs to listen to Ashley, and they will be fine, she is the team captain.
(Ashley points to the corner for Ayu to get back, but Megumi shakes her head, wanting to starts. On the opposite side, Oliver Taylor will begin for his team, as the referee checks all competitors and calls for the bell to start the match…)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Taylor and Ashley circle the ring, locking up and Taylor immediately throws her off, she flies halfway across the ring a bit shocked by his strength. She gets back up and tags Ayu who looks a little annoyed.)
Deadprez: Ashley will definitely not receive tag team partner of the year that is for certain. She tagged out right away after seeing the strength of the newcomer and now she is handing it off to Ayu Megumi!
Eve: Ashley Flores is always all talk, but she is trying to play this in a very cerebral way, and I honestly cannot blame her, is it a bush league tactic? Of course. Ayu is in the ring now and the much smaller Amazing Girl is circling around Oliver Taylor, they go to lock up… NO! Kick after kick on the leg of Taylor! Ayu looking to put the bigger man down, running against the ropes, Spinning Heel Kick and Taylor stumbles back against the ropes, he bounces back, CLOTHESLINE ON AYU! NO! SHE DUCKS AND RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES. FLYING BODY PRESS AND OLIVER TAYLOR CATCHES HER! HE… Wait….
Gavin Kirkland: THE TEAM CAPTAIN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND DROPKICKS AYU IN THE BACK FORCING HER TO FALL ON OLIVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Oliver kicks out and almost throws Ayu into the second row! She took a hard fall and now Ashley is yelling at her to get up, what a great partner Ashley is!
Eve: Are you kidding me? She has berated and done nothing yet and trust me that dropkick on Ayu’s back had a lot of steam on it, she did that to make sure it hurt Ayu as well!
Gavin Kirkland: She is just trying to help out her tag team partner. She is making sure they work together and win and any cost! Ayu is back up and Taylor grabs her, whip into the turnbuckle, she is such a cute girl running and the grace she has, the mobility….
Eve: Okay this is sounding a little too creepy. Ayu hits the turnbuckle hard! She stumbles out and here comes Taylor, NO! He hits hard on the turnbuckle corner as Ayu gets out of the way! She grabs him in a headlock running up to the ropes and Bulldog! Ayu though runs against the ropes and BLIND TAG by Ashley Flores! Ayu stops in her tracks, looking back at Ashley who shrugs her shoulders!
(Ashley points to the corner…)
Ashley Flores: (Off Mic) GET OUT OF MY RING GUMI!
Ayu Megumi: :comeagain:
(Ayu is not happy but gets out as Ashley goes to grab Oliver Taylor…..)
Deadprez: SMALL PACKAGE! OLIVER TAYLOR MIGHT STEAL ONE!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Ashley kicks out and look at her! She is shocked, Ashley charges in and Oliver with a huge forearm! Ashley stumbles back and charges in again FALL AWAY SLAM! SHE IS DOWN AND OLIVER HOOK THE LEG AGAIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: ASHLEY KICKS OUT! Oliver Taylor is on fire right now, and he TAGS Abel Atami! The big Samoan is in! He grabs Ashley with some vicious forearms and she scurries to the corner and tags in Ayu Megumi who once again look at her face!
(Ayu and Ashley start to argue, they begin to scream at each other when suddenly out of nowhere…)
Gavin Kirkland: THAT BIG SWEATY BEAST JUST HIT A CLOTHESLINE ON BOTH OF THEM! NOT MY GIRLS!
Deadprez: Ayu is in trouble! Atami picks her up like a rag doll and whips her into the ropes, he charges in but a boot by Ayu! Atami took it flush in the face, she climbs to the middle rope…. MISSILE DROPKICK! SHE TAKES ATAMI DOWN! Ayu runs against the ropes as Atami gets up, she gets caught! ATAMI HAS HER UP ON THE SHOULDERS BUT AYU IS FIGHTING IT! ELBOWS AFTER ELBOWS! ATAMI DROPS HER….. RYO NO IKARI! THE SUPERKICK FLUSH TO THE FACE OF ATAMI BUT HE WILL NOT FALL!
Eve: RYO NO IKARI! ANOTHER ONE BY AYU AND ATAMI IS SLOWLY FALLING AND AYUMAKER! SHE TAKES DOWN THE MONSTER AND AYU IS JUMPING ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE IS UP AND READY TO SPRING OFF FOR LEAP AND……
Gavin Kirkland: ASHLEY FLORES TAGE HERSELF IN AND PUSHES AYU MEGUMI OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SHE LANDS HARD ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!
Eve: WHAT THE HELL!?
Deadprez: ASHLEY FLORES IS NOW CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE….. NO BELOW!!!!!! ASHLEY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: Here are your winners, the team of AYU MEGUMI AND ASHLEY FLORES!!!!!!!
(“UnFazed” by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd as Ashley rolls off Atami with a huge smile on her face, the referee raises her hand in victory while Ayu is on the outside after taking a pretty big fall thanks to Ashley pushing her off the top turnbuckle after tagging herself in and stealing the pin.)
Deadprez: What the hell was that!? Ayu was about to come off the top rope with Leap and Ashley pushed her off? She threw her own partner to the wolves and stole the pin! This entire match they couldn’t co-exist at all, Ashley was having none of it, yet they were lucky to have taken this one.
Eve: It really is a shame that she allowed ego to get the better part of this match, but it does show just how badly Ashley wants it and Ayu needs to be careful and more aware.
Gavin Kirkland: Ayu is cute, hotter as a blonde, but all she needed to do was listen to Ashley Flores, that was it! She didn’t and look what happened!
(Ashley soaks up the victory, walking out of the ring and by Ayu who is hurt, leaning against the railing holding the back of her head. Ashley leans in…..)
Ashley Flores: (Off Mic) DAMN I’M GOOD!
(As she starts to laugh and walks to the back. In the ring Atami is slowly getting back up as Oliver Taylor is helping him back to his feet when suddenly…)
Eve: ENLGISH MASKED DESTROYER! HE JUST LAID ATAMI OUT WITH THE FLIPOVER PILEDRIVER ON THE BIG SAMOAN! OLIVER TAYLOR WASN’T HAVING LOSING AND HE SENT A MESSAGE!
(Oliver Taylor leaves the ring and goes to Ayu Megumi, offering his hand and helps her up, he then nods and walks off leaving Ayu there perplexed.)
Deadprez: Oliver Taylor is a very strange man, he laid out Atami but helped up Ayu Megumi. What a match to kick off Showdown tonight, we will be right back.
(Ashley walks to the back holding her arms up in the air happy with what she has done, while Ayu is being checked on by the referee.)
[SCREENBAR – Somewhere in the Coliseo de Puerto Rico backstage area]
(Fading back into view from a small commercial break, showing ads for upcoming EAW products, the EAW broadcast returns to full screen as Showdown’s newest correspondent Mikaela Street is shown sitting down on a comfortable looking chair, a notepad in hand. Wearing reading glasses, suspenders and a bow tie, she smiles down the lens of the camera, shuffling her papers, as she starts to introduce those watching at home to what is about to transpire here on the Showdown show, more specifically, the current segment that is about to get underway right now.)
Mikaela Street: Ladies and Gentlemen, as I’m sure you’re all well aware, our EAW Hardcore Champion Adam Lucas wanted a challenge last week, one of which that was answered. He asked a question, that of which was “who will be next?” and he got an answer. For six months we have seen Adam Lucas reign in EAW as a champion, defeating Elitists some wrestlers could never. This season alone, he went from Amir Yusuf, to Jon Kelton, to Harper Lee; and he remained standing. All because of that fateful night when he dethroned Limmy Monaghan. So, allow me to present… just that man. Limmy Monaghan.
(As Mikaela comes close to finishing her sentence, the camera pans out over the shoulder of her guest, Limmy Monaghan, before cutting to him directly. A nameplate appears on-screen showing his name, though, it’d be a surprise if that was even necessary. That blonde, totally not permed hair would stand out anywhere. The camera cuts to show his reaction, though unlike last week, he’s not sitting with an impressed look on his face. There’s no hometown crowd to sway his mood, instead, a dark room with a lamp being the only lighting. Not to mention, no Walter Bivens for the first time since the start of the season. Just himself and Mikaela.)
Mikaela Street: First thing’s first before I ask any hard hitting questions, I’d like to know; how are you feeling this week? How have you *been* feeling since, well, Territorial Invasion perhaps?
Limmy Monaghan: I mean, what can I say that hasn’t been said? I lost. People anticipated for me to be extirpated, thought I’d fall off, and it was exaggerated by a considerable amount. How am I feeling? Hurt. I have been for a while. But that doesn’t hinder me – it *drives* me.
Mikaela Street: Well, as mentioned earlier, it was Adam Lucas – the man you’re set to face in two weeks time – who dethroned you for the PURE Championship. How has that loss changed you, and more specifically, what was it that the loss had actually changed?
(Limmy sighs, and momentarily scratches his chin.)
Limmy Monaghan: To state nothing but the obvious, it was many things. For one, a blessing. A sprouting of new life. It had gifted me the ability to have that Grand Rampage performance, Cash in The Vault, the Answers World Championship bout… yet, truth be told, I never released that burden. I still think about that loss. I still debate about it. Only recently, I started to realize how much it actually affected me. Do you know what I hear every time my name is mentioned? “Former PURE Champion.” Do you know what the graphic said upon my Showdown arrival? “1x PURE Champion.” And as the proverbial losing streak continued… “Former PURE Champion.” If that loss changed anything it was the conceptual status of having a lack of weaknesses. Elitists knew I could tap out. I knew what my limits once were. My best attempts at improving upon them failed. So it shouldn’t be a surprise that I was the Elitist to challenge Adam Lucas. :yeshrug:
Mikaela Street: That one question I oughta get an answer out of; why is it that you challenged Adam Lucas? Last week you mentioned that you wanted to regain what he had taken from you; care to expand on that?
(Mikaela Street smiles at Limmy Monaghan.)
Limmy Monaghan: Every loss I’ve had in a Free-Per-View mindset started with Reckless Doubt, and I know why. Every loss started with the crowning of a fresh PURE Champion, so to find myself, why not repeat that? Why not get back what I lost? At face value this could be a situation perceived as jealousy, wanting the championship, but if you want full honesty, it’s not actually about the Championship. Looking back at 2021, I couldn’t help but think the one thing holding me back was the idea that I had loss, upon loss, upon loss on a Free-Per-View stage – and I initially shut that down as Kassidy presented it to me. The root of all problems was that loss to Adam Lucas. Losing my Championship to Adam Lucas. “Slaying personal demons” if you’d like to refer to it as that.
Mikaela Street: You say this isn’t about the title… is that just going to be treated as a reward? A prize for victory?
Limmy Monaghan: It’s going to be treated as it is. A championship. It’s not my goal to become champion, but I’m not going to disrespect that heritage. I’m going to do to Adam what he did to me. This isn’t personal between us, it’s just personal for me – I want to show that I’m not one of those Elitists who will eventually fade away, and I want to show that even Adam Lucas can be a victim of losing their title and floating around until they find where they need to be. I think, after that match, we both learned what it was like to be on the other side, and I think that completed both of us. But the way I see it, I’m not going to sit back and allow myself to be the Elitist who “lost to Adam Lucas.” That stigma is something that even I’ve cast upon myself at some point. I want to show that I can win on a Free-Per-View scale with high stakes. My goal to write my own personal wrongs starts with Adam Lucas.
Mikaela Street: And… where does it go after that? Do you vacate the Championship like Andre Walker to go for what you *think* you deserve?
Limmy Monaghan: The victory precedes an admirable reign; something I also lack in this company. I have the number but I don’t have the quality. This whole season has been a quest to earn my stripes, and thus, it will continue to be exactly that. Last week I told Theron Nikolas I respect the prestige behind every championship that exists in Elite Answers Wrestling and my end goal is to have a prestigious run with a championship, very simple. I don’t want to be referred to as the Elitist who held it hostage, as I once was – due to unfortunate circumstance – because that goes against what I aim for. And after analysing every option, this was the one that I felt was closer to what I needed. I need to prove that I’m not a choke artist, nor a fluke artist. I also need to prove that my lowest doesn’t exist within the compounds of Season Fifteen Limmy Monaghan. I don’t want the championship yet I will have it in order to prove that I’m beyond what I once was, by simply thriving.
(Limmy leans forward upon finishing his sentence, before posturing up, as he spoke with an intensity he had during the build up to his Kassidy Heart match.)
Mikaela Street: And last, but certainly not least – a question I have written down this time; tonight you’re on commentary for Adam Lucas’ match against Cameron Ella Ava. Who are you favoring, and what do you expect as the outcome to this bout?
(Limmy Monaghan thinks for a second. He respects Cameron, but does he truly want Adam to enter with a low?)
Limmy Monaghan: I’m not betting for either side. I’m not favoring either. I want Adam Lucas to show that he can still keep up, but neither name is one that I expect to win. I expect a good match of course, though Adam knows what I prefer – that being the result – but to expect me to predict a simply unfathomable result, it’s just not something I can comprehend right now. Which is a compliment to either man. Anyone not named Jamie O’Hara, Bethany Blue, and whatever Adam Lucas’ trainer is called, will all agree with me. But I hope, with every fibre of my being, that Adam Lucas shows me he has evolved *with* me. Just so I can let him know… I’ve evolved higher.
(Mikaela shuffles her papers once more.)
Mikaela Street: Welp, that’d probably be all we have for tonight, seeing as we’re on a timer, so I’d like to thank you Limmy for coming out this evening and answering all of our questions.
Limmy Monaghan: :wow:
(Limmy Monaghan doesn’t answer, instead, he ever so slightly nods before he stands up from his chair. He didn’t come out to discuss, he wanted everyone to know his intentions.)
???: Can I open this door now? These people are giving me weird looks!
(A muffled voice is heard, as Limmy Monaghan approaches said door. Instead, he’s the one who opens it, as we see none other than Walter Bivens stood outside.)
Walter Bivens: God, why didn’t you let me answer WITH you?
Limmy Monaghan: I didn’t want anything to be more complex than they already are.
Walter Bivens: :picard: What’s that supposed to mean?
Limmy Monaghan: Keep walking.
(Limmy pushes Walter ever so slightly to keep him walking, in a very lighthearted way, as he’s seen striding away from the room. Walter then walks behind him, before the Showdown broadcast fades elsewhere in the arena…)
(We cut to the corridors, where Kyra Phillips is standing next to Veena Adams.)
Kyra: Ladies and Gentlemen, after a huge victory last week over TLA, joining me now, Veena Adams
(Boos are heard through the arena, Veena just scoffing at the reaction, rolling her eyes.)
Veena: Figures, dirty Puerto Ricans, whatever. Pleasure is all yours Kyra.
(Looking as beautiful as ever, the arrogant and confident Veena is ready to be interviewed.)
Gavin Kirkland: I could do with some of that pleasure.
Deadprez: Please, keep it under control.
Gavin Kirkland: Once the beast is unleashed, it takes some stopping.
Eve: …
(Kyra turns to Veena.)
Kyra: Veena, last week you beat TLA in a hard-fought match even though it was pardon the pun “marred” by interference…
Veena: Oh really? You’re cute and Kyra, seriously, like anyone is surprised I came out the victor.
(Kyra shrugs her shoulders, as Veena looks at herself, holding out her hands)
Veena: Just look at me, the answers are all there for you. I am the greatest female wrestler on this roster, bar NONE, and if anyone should be adored, it is me.
(A smug comes across her face as Kyra just nods.)
Gavin Kirkland: Agreed… wholeheartedly.
Eve: Shut up Gavin.
(As Kyra again turns with the next question.)
Kyra: That maybe so but… uh….
(The camera pans out, as Jonny Airhart is revealed standing just to the side of Veena a huge grin on his face.)
Veena: Can I help you?
Jonny: I don’t think so after the disrespect you showed me last week as Showdown’s NEWEST acquisition.
Veena: Right, because you actually think Dynasty didn’t get the better part of the deal. Well, there must be some reason for an asshat like you to have the sheer audacity to be in the same camera shot, breathing the same air as someone as dominant as myself.
(Jonny scowls, glancing at Kyra and then back to Veena.)
Jonny: Oh… fuck. You’re being serious?
Veena: Yes, I’m being serious. How dare you, a bottom feeder that has only just stepped foot on my show, cross MY path. Veena Adams. You’re either incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid.
(She leans close in, Jonny mocking her breath and turning his head.)
Veena: Newsflash… it’s the second option.
(There is a small stare down for a moment.)
Gavin Kirkland: I thought I liked this guy, but no one steps up to Veena like this.
Eve: I’d say that is exactly what Jonny is doing.
(Veena flicks her hair from in front of her face, Jonny just chuckling to himself.)
Jonny: Well, would you look at that, yet another with an overinflated sense of fucking worth. I’m a bottom feeder? And yet I’m worth more than anyone else on this roster. This place is full to the fucking top with ‘Hardcore’ wrestlers who only exist to swing weapons and have the audacity to claim it is an ‘artform’.
Veena: You are aware what company you signed for right? What brand this is because right now you’re sounding dumber than you did heading into Territorial Invasion.
Jonny: Too fucking right I do. And it just proves my point. I’m worth a thousand Veena Adams to this company. A thousand Ayu Megumi’s. I am the standout in this company, and especially on this roster and the sooner people like you fucking realize it, the better. So yeah, brag all you want about beating an overrated fuck like TLA with a ton of help…
(Veena turns to Kyra)
Veena: This IS comedy, right?
(Kyra again can only shrug her shoulders.)
Jonny: Hang around with an old man like Charlie Marr, because he makes you feel attractive or some other bullshit. The FACT of the matter is this. Because of the lack of talent on this show, Showdown wanted to sign me. So much so, they were willing to let a future World Champion like the Doctor go to Dynasty. You fucking understand that? Hawk knows signing me equals ratings and money on a level someone like you could never bring in. So, lose the attitude Veena, and start showing me the respect I deserve… or else I’m going to have to beat some into you and the old man.
(Veena is actually shocked this man is talking to her this way.)
Deadprez: This kid has some nerve
Eve: Or a lack of brains
Gavin Kirkland: He’s got a death wish…
(Veena looks down at the floor, nodding her head, and then brings it back up, so she looks Jonny directly in the eyes.)
Veena: Respect huh?
Jonny: Fuck yeah
(Veena nods again, before bringing her hand back and slapping Jonny full across the face. Jonny immediately holds his cheek, Veena stood there laughing.)
Gavin Kirkland: YES QUEEN!!!
Veena: How’s that for respect… cunt?
(Veena walks off laughing, Jonny stands there for a few moments, his anger rising, with Veena unaware, he runs in, and blasts her in the back of the head with his forearm.)
Deadprez: AIRHART WITH A SNEAK ATTACK! VEENA IS DAZED AND DOWN ON HER KNEES!
Eve: JONNY RUNS AT HER, BIG TIME KNEE TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: VEENA GOES FLYING INTO THE CRATES! JONNY DOESN’T LOOK ANYWHERE TO BE DONE!
Gavin Kirkland: Come on, SOMEONE GET OVER THERE AND HELP THIS QUEEN!!!
Deadprez: Jonny with no time for that, he’s picking her up…. OH MY GOD!!! VEENA ADAMS THROWN INTO THE WALL. THAT’S SOLID BRICK.
Eve: Jonny has lost it, where the heck is security?
Gavin Kirkland: SOMEONE HELP HER DAMMIT!!!
Deadprez: Jonny mounting her now, and WHAT A RIGHT HAND. AND ANOTHER, AND A THIRD. Jonny Airhart going to town here on Veena Adams who is now bleeding from her nose and mouth!
Eve: Those are some hard shots; I’ve never seen this side of Jonny Airhart. And now the elbows… STRAIGHT INTO THE TEMPLE AND AGAIN! SHE IS NOT MOVING! VEENA ADAMS COULD BE OUT!!!
Deadprez: This is brutal, this guy supposedly doesn’t like Hardcore. What the hell is this?
(Jonny gets her, and kicks her hard in the ribs, Veena grunting on the impact, holding her midsection. Jonny then looks at some pallets stacked high, just to the side of Veena
Gavin Kirkland: NO DON’T DO IT!
(Jonny chuckles to himself again, walking around the other side of the pallets.)
Deadprez: HE’S GOING TO DO IT… SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HIM
Eve: IT’S TOO LATE!
Deadprez: NOOOO, AIRHART PUSHES THE PALLETS OVER. VEENA IS BURIED UNDERNEATH!!!
Eve: This is horrible to watch, I can’t believe what we have witnessed even if it is Veena Adams!
(We see Veena’s body partially covered by the wooden pallets, the wood apparently having come down on her chest. Her eyes are closed, and she isn’t moving, Jonny Airhart just stands to the side, dusting down his hands.)
Jonny: Do you respect me now… bitch?
“VEENA!!!”
(Jonny looks up, and the moment he sees Charlie Marr heading down the corridor he quickly scurries away laughing to himself. Charlie reaches the pallets and gets down on one knee, looking around.)
Charlie: Veena, talk to me… SOMEONE HELP US!!!
(As he looks around in a panic, some officials and medical staff quickly rush over to start pulling the pallets off her with Charlie Marr.)
(A Commercial plays on the new book “How To Be A Millionaire And Still The Cheapest Ass In the Business” by Ronan Malosi)
( “Survivor’s Guilt” by Dave echoes throughout the speakers to ear-deafening hood. Without Veena Adams by his side this time around, Charlie seems to be more confident than ever as he approaches the ring. Judging by the stoic grin on his face, he doesn’t seem to be thrilled about travelling outside his home continent this year. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom, weighing in at 240 pounds.. HE IS THE MAN OF ALWAYS… CHARLIEEE MARR!!!
Deadprez: Charlie hasn’t been able to get a taste of significant success since re-emerging and planting the Ad Infinitum flags into the heart of Saturday nights. The beginning of this season hasn’t exactly been feasible or has exactly lined up with what he and Adams had in plan. This has been a recurring theme here on Showdown where people are giving it their absolute all to make sure that isn’t the story of their season fifteen. Nonetheless, Marr needs to ensure that he gets the last laugh against TLA.
Eve: Marr didn’t have the most desirable departure from Dynasty, and he struggles to get back into his bag here on Showdown. He has showcased that he has somewhat unlocked new levels of aggression, or maybe the gruesome dark side of Marr is gradually crawling to the surface while he was promising to himself two weeks ago that his tensions with TLA is far from over. TLA and Marr continue to take their feud up a notch, and this match is definitely one to watch for TLA.
( While Marr goes over his strategy in his designated corner of the ring, the end of his theme song is quickly overlapped by “Mo Money” by Ben McLusky. The venue is filled to the brim with even louder boos than the one introduced to Marr. Malosi immediately lunges out of the curtains and spreads his arms. He holds a ridiculous amount of cash in his hands that brings out a divided reaction amongst the Puerto Ricans. One-half in attendance continue to boo him, while the other are extending their arms over the railing to hopefully receive dirty money. Even while looking at his opponent from the stage, Ronan is not even a bit intimidated. He hands some dollar bills to ringside while he shuffles down to the ring. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 280 pounds.. RONNNNNANNNN MALOSIIIIIIII!!
Deadprez: Similar to Marr, Ronan Malosi is constantly looking for opportunities to ensure that as we approach the midline through this season, that he has made a huge splash in the scene. Since losing to Harper Lee and his failed attempt to re-emerge at Territorial: Invasion, Malosi continues to look forward more confidently than ever. Some would claim that his surgence in confidence is awkward, or weird.
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi hasn’t been anything since he cut ties with that eye candy. It was literally the only thing about him that made me bat an eye. Hopefully, he comes over and hands me that money before he loses it to one of these Puerto Rican cartels.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: This match is underway as Charlie Marr and Ronan Malosi surf the ring before clashing in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. As expected, Malosi uses his height and strength advantage to quickly muscle Marr into the corner. Before the referee could get in between them, Malosi grabs his wrist and Irish whips Marr into the other side of the ring. Marr keeps his feet planted by holding onto the top rope, and slaps his wrist away. Malosi eats the back of his shoulder and winds back towards him for a clothesline. Marr ducks the clothesline and kicks him in the left thigh. A wise strategy to target the legs of the bigger man as Marr continues to direct roundhouse kicks towards his left leg. Malosi claws his head with his right hand and pushes him away. Marr frees the claw by punching him in the midsection! Forearm smash to Malosi as MARR NOW RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK!
Eve: MALOSI GRABS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND IMMEDIATELY INSERTS HIMSELF OUT OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! Malosi with a devious smile on his face as he pats himself on his back for getting out of harm’s way!
( After retreating out of the ring, Ronan Malosi turns to the stagehands and demands a microphone. Charlie Marr looks in confusion and tries to exit the ring, but the referee stops him from doing so. Malosi has a sinister smirk on his face while he begins to talk. )
Ronan Malosi: Hold on.. Hold ON… HOLD ON! There is a different way to approach this match, Charlie. You see, as everyone knows, including here in Putos Rica, Ronan Malosi is an extremely generous man. I am what you call to the faithful, a Good Samaritan, and I am here to make a very generous offer to you Charlie. Aren’t you tired of always losing and falling flat on your face? There must be a lot of pent up anger and frustration within you after being such a failure and all of those things could go away… because everyone knows.. MORE MONEY!! LESS PROBLEMS!! BECAUSE MONEY CAN MAKE EVERYTHING GO AWAY!! AND CONSIDERING WE ARE LIVE HERE IN A COUNTRY FILTHY RICH WITH MILLIONAIRES, THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND!
( The Puerto Rican crowd continues to rain down on Ronan with even louder boos than before. )
Ronan Malosi: Well.. Maybe I was wrong considering the morons surrounding us clearly are the bottom of society, but I will definitely look past that. But, that is not the point of this. I went on a tangent, but Marr. Money can solve anything and I am willing to offer you twenty-five thousand dollars. Imagine what you could do with that? You could get a better Veena Adams. You could get a bunch of Veena Adams if that is where your priorities are headed! Hell, you could buy yourself into a better career and actually be successful at something for once! DON’T YOU AGREE WITH ME!! However, there is only one thing you must fulfill! Take that money, and lay down for me, will you? It would be less embarrassing because if you don’t? You’re going to end up in that position regardless.
( Ronan Malosi places the $25,000 band onto the apron as Charlie looks intensely unimpressed to what he is witnessing. Malosi turns his back on Marr and starts showboating his money. )
Ronan Malosi: ANYONE ELSE WANT MONEY!?! I GOT ALL DA-
Eve: I DON’T THINK MARR IS INTERESTED IN THIS CASH!! Marr slides out of the ring and makes his way around the ringpost! Malosi turns around and GETS CLOBBERED WITH A LEFT FROM THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!! AND MARR MOVES FORWARD WITH ANOTHER LEFT! AND A RIGHT!! AND A LEFT!! AND THEN PLANTS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT GETS MALOSI DROPPING ONTO ONE KNEE!! Seems like Malosi’s plan backfired on him as Marr pulls him up to his feet! MALOSI PUSHES HIM AWAY AND CROSS CHOPS HIS THROAT!! MARR REELS TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS AND MALOSI PROCEEDS TO GRAB HIM FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE STEEL STEPS!! MARR GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Gavin Kirkland: Malosi is getting too overzealous once again and this confidence has already led him to being on the receiving end of clobbering time earlier in this match. Marr crashes down disgustingly onto his lower back, or spine, and it is taking quite some time to get up to his feet. Malosi stops showboating and brings Charlie Marr up to his feet. He scoops him up and hoists him up into the air!! Marr slides off his shoulders and HE PUSHES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! MALOSI’S BALD HEAD MADE A HUGE THUD IN THIS ARENA AS MARR RECEIVES HIM AND ATTEMPTS TO GERMAN SUPLEX HIM ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! MALOSI HOLDS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND BLASTS MARR IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A BACK ELBOW!!
Eve: It takes a couple of more blows to rid Marr of that waist hold. Malosi grabs ahold of his head and it seems like he is going to BIEL THROW HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING!! BUT MARR MANAGES TO STUFF HIM WITH A KNEE STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE JAW!! MALOSI IS STAGGERED AS MARR GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! MARR WITH A MONEY GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE NOW GETS BACK INTO THE RING!! MALOSI GOT HIS WORLD FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN WITH THAT GERMAN SUPLEX AND IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE CAPSIZED!! MARR RUNS THE ROPES AND SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND HE HASTILY DESCENDS ONTO THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION BELOW WITH A TOPE SUICIDA EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!
Deadprez: DEATH OR GLORY! CHARLIE MARR TAKES OUT THE BIGGER MAN WITH THE SENSATIONAL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! A VARIATION OF DEATH OR GLORY NEVER SEEN BEFORE FROM HIM AS HE BRINGS MALOSI BACK INTO THE RING!!! MARR ELECTS ON NOT GOING FOR THE IMMEDIATE COVER!! HE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND HE PLANTS AN ELBOW ACROSS THE CHEST OF MALOSI!! SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP COURTESY OF CHAMPAGNE MARR AS HE GOES OVER FOR THE COVER!!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! Ronan Malosi is about to take another huge loss to the other baldie as Marr is brainstorming on what maneuver to pull next. He gradually gets up to his feet and waits for Malosi to do as well! Malosi emerges and MARR IMMEDIATELY CHARGES INTO HIM!! MARR WITH A SHOOT KICK THAT SENDS HIM DOWN TO ONE KNEE!! AND MARR GOES FOR A SLIDING KNEE!! BUT MALOSI INTERCEPTS WITH A PRECISION UPPERCUT STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE JAW!! MALOSI MADE HAVE SHATTERED HIS JAW AS HE IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! HE HOISTS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! AND HE TOSSES HIM NEARLY THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH A RELEASE GOURDBUSTER!! GOD DAMN!!
Deadprez: MARR WENT FAR ACROSS THE RING AND THE WORST THING IS THAT MALOSI IS NOT FINISHED YET!! MARR IS ABLE TO QUICKLY WIND UP TO HIS FEET, BUT THAT DOESN’T BODE WELL AND IT LEADS HIM RIGHT INTO A RUNNING BIG BOOT THAT FOLDS HIM LIKE AN ACCORDION!! MALOSI DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Eve: MARR THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Malosi distributes a lot of his body strength into the big boot and you could see that Marr was extremely affected by that strike. Ronan Malosi is notorious for his hard-hitting repertoire and this is just a small glimpse of what he can bring out of his arsenal. He decides to decelerate the pace of this match by bringing Marr into a grounded headlock. Many people have been questioning on what has been the source of happiness and confidence for Ronan lately. He has simply answered that by referring to his recent increase of wealth, but there has to be an answer much deeper. Ronan has always been recognized for making the most out of the worst situations, but he seems to be even more hostile and atrocious with his confidence nowadays.
Deadprez: Look at the way Malosi is wrapping his arms around the neck of the former world champion. He has that devious smile on his face as always and he is finding pleasure in hurting Marr! However, that smile is going to wear off as Marr is starting to fight out of this headlock! Marr uses his power to get his feet onto the canvas and starts to direct fists into the midsection! Marr gets his head out and starts unloading forearm smashes after another!! Malosi eventually lets go and Marr starts going even more crazy with the forearm smashes! MARR GOES INTO THE ROPES!! MALOSI GRABS ON HIS TIGHTS!! MARR KICKS HIS HAND AWAY AND CLOCKS HIM CLEAN IN THE JAW WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! MARR NOW RUNS THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS OFF!!
Eve: MARR LEAPS ONTO MALOSI!! MALOSI SPINS HIM AROUND AND PLOPS HIM DOWN WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL POWERSLAM!!!! WHAT A COUNTER AS MALOSI DOESN’T COVER HIM AND BRINGS MARR UP TO HIS FEET!! HE THROWS HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB AND DEPOSITS HIM WITH A FOLDING POWERBOMB!! HE PULLS HIM UP BY THE LEGS, MARR REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND ENDS HIM REBOUNDING INTO THE DIRECTION OF MALOSI!! MALOSI GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM!! VERTIGO!!! NO!! MARR COUNTERS VERTIGO BY GRABBING HIS HEAD!! AND DRILLING HIM ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A TORNADO DDT!! MALOSI IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AFTER THAT INCREDIBLE COUNTER!!
Deadprez: Marr is a bit upset that he wasn’t able to capitalize off that counter, but he gets up to his feet in the center of the ring and gets himself focused on the task at hand. Malosi is staggering up to his feet at ringside while MARR RUNS THE ROPES!! BUT RIGHT AS MARR REBOUNDED OFF THE ROPES, MALOSI RETURNS INTO THE RING AND SLIDES BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, HOLDING ONTO HIS LEFT FOOT IN THE PROCESS AND MARR FLOPS RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE!! THE TRADITIONAL CANADIAN TRIP AS MALOSI IS LOOKING TO APPLY MORE DAMAGE!!! HE PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING BY THE LEGS AND CHOKESLAMS HIM ONTO THE APRON!! MARR GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE UNFORGIVING HARDEST PART OF THE RING AS MALOSI BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! HE DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB!! ROLLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! AND SUCCESSFULY SPINS HIM AROUND FOR VERTIGO!! VERTIGO CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! MALOSI IS CONFIDENT THIS IS IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MARR STAYS ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! Malosi can’t believe it! Malosi thought that was going to be it!! He immediately shakes off the shock and emerges to his feet! The usual Malosi would throw a hissy-fit, but he seems to be taking a different approach to this match! A different state of mind as Malosi gets into a crouched position! He looks like me when I was out on the streets looking at the hispanic prostitutes this morning! They are packing, but the smell doesn’t really equate at all! And I ain’t primarily talking about the female ones! MARR GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND MALOSI SPRINTS FROM BEHIND!! BUT MARR SEES HIM COMING AND JUMPS OVER HIM!!! MARR ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET WHILE I THINK MALOSI WAS AIMING FOR ANKLE BLOCK!
Deadprez: MALOSI GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT MARR DUCKS IT AND LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! MARR CORKSCREWS OFF AND GOES FOR THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! BUT MALOSI CATCHES HIM!!!! HE HAS HIM UP IN THAT POWERSLAM POSITION!! BUT MARR IS ABLE TO TURN THE TIDE AND GET THAT INSIDE CRADLE!! SMALL PACKAGE FROM THE MAN OF ALWAYS!! HE COULD STEAL THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
Eve: KICK-OUT!! MARR NEARLY ESCAPED THIS MATCH WITH THAT SMALL PACKAGE AS BOTH COMPETITORS EMERGE TO THEIR FEET! RONAN GOES FOR THE THROAT, AND HOISTS HIM UP WITH THE CHOKESLAM!! MARR JUMPS OUT AND NAILS HIM WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! RONAN GOES DOWN TO ONE KNEE AND MARR GOES FOR ONE KNEE!! BUT RONAN BLOCKS IT BY GRABBING THE KNEE!! AND RONAN HOOKS THE OTHER LEG AND HOISTS HIM INTO THE POWERBOMB!!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN BRINGS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SLINGSHOT POWERBOW! BUT MARR MANAGES TO REVERSE THE MOMENTUM AND SEND MALOSI OVER AND ONTO HIS BACK WITH A HURRICANRANA!! WHAT A COUNTER AS MARR GETS UP TO HIS FEET! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES ONCE MALOSI STUMBLES OFF ONE KNEE!! AND HE GOES FOR THE DISCUS LARIAT!! BUT RONAN DUCKS IT! HE GRABS MARR FROM THE SIDE AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!! OH MY GOD!! DEATH-RO!!!
Eve: RONAN FAILS TO CONNECT AS MARR MANAGES TO GO AROUND HIS WAIST AND FOLD HIM UP! MARR COULD STEAL ONE RIGHT NOW!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Eve: NO!!! MARR WAS NEARLY ABLE TO PREVAIL, BUT MALOSI MADE SURE THAT HIS FATE WOULDN’T BE DETERMINED BY THAT PINFALL VARIATION!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! MARR HITS FIRST AND CONNECTS WITH CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE FACE!! MARR IS SHOOTING STRAIGHT AT THE FACE BEFORE HE GRABS ONTO RONAN’S CHIN AND STARTS SLAPPING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT!! RONAN IS JUST EATING THESE OPEN-HAND CHOPS TO THE FACE AS MARR STOPS TO THROW HIS SHOULDER PAD AT HIM!! AND MARR TURNS AROUND!!
Gavin Kirkland: CHARING CROSS!! NO!! MALOSI COUNTERS WITH A PRECISION HEADBUTT ACROSS THE TEMPLE!! MARR IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS MALOSI NOW SPINS AROUND AND FLOORS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! MARR IS OUT AS MALOSI NOW BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE PULLS HIM IN!! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!! BUT MARR FLIPS OVER THE ARM, KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND SPIKES THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Deadprez: BUT MALOSI THRUSTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND MARR CRASHES DOWN ONTO HIS CHEST!! RONAN RELIES ONTO HIS STRENGTH AT THE LAST SECOND AS IT HAS OPENED UP THE PERFECT WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM!! MARR GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND MALOSI GRABS HIS THROAT! HE HOISTS HIM FOR A CHOKESLAM!! BUT MARR TRIES TO REVERSE IT WITH A HURRICANRANA!! MALOSI HOLDS ONTO HIM AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!! HE PROCEEDS TO ROLL HIM UP TO HIS FEET! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND RONAN RECEIVES HIM!! AND SPINS HIM DOWN INTO THE VERTIGO!! SPINNING SIDE SLAM CONNECTS!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Eve: KICK-OUT!! Malosi had him there as everyone in the crowd thought this match was done and over! An aggravated Malosi gets up to his feet and stalks him in the corner. Marr gingerly emerges to his feet! AND MALOSI CHARGES IN FROM BEHIND!! BUT MARR BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER AND USES IT TO CONNECT WITH A BOOT ACROSS HIS FACE!! MALOSI IS STILL UP TO HIS FEET AS MARR SPINS AROUND!! CHARING CROSS!! NO!! MALOSI GRABS HIS ARM AND THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER!! AND MALOSI SPRINTS FORWARD FOR A CLOTHESLINE!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Deadprez: Marr attempts to counter his lariat with one of his own, but Malosi sees it coming and ducks it! He slides beneath the bottom rope and goes around the ringpost! MARR MEETS HIM OUTSIDE AND BY SLINGSHOTTING HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES!! WHAT AN UGLY COLLISION ON THE OUTSIDE AS MARR JUST UNLOADS LEFTS AND RIGHTS ONTO THE KNEELING RONAN MALOSI!! MALOSI THROWING UP HANDS AS MARR CONTINUES TO SHOOT THESE OFFENSIVE BULLETS!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MALOSI EVENTUALLY GETS A SLIGHT ADVANTAGE AND PUSHES CHARLIE MARR INTO THE RINGPOST!! MARR STOPS HIMSELF FROM CRASHING INTO THE RINGPOST!! MALOSI COMES FROM BEHIND!! MARR STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND MALOSI SMARTLY STOPS HIMSELF FROM COLLIDING INTO THE UNFORGIVING RINGPOST!!
FIVE!!!
Eve: MARR TURNS HIM AROUND AND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A RIGHT FIST!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! MARR IS BACKING HIM UP AGAINST THE APRON AS MARR NOW GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE!! BUT MALOSI GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS!! AND SLAMS HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!! MARR IS STILL NOT DOWN ON HIS FEET AS HE IMMEDIATELY REBOUNDS OFF THE BARRICADE AND TAKES MALOSI DOWN TO A KNEE WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! MARR IS STRUGGLING TO GET UP TO HIS FEET WHILE HE TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK!!! MARR JUMPS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND LEAPS TOWARDS MALOSI!! DEATH OR GLORY!!!
Deadprez: MALOSI SWABS HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A PUNCH AND MARR ENDURES A CRASH LANDING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! MALOSI CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!! AS A RESULT OF THAT DEVASTATING HAYMAKER IN MID-AIR, MARR APPEARS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS AND HAS YET TO MOVE AN INCH!! Malosi is back in the center of the ring, ready to pick up where they left off, but Marr is still immobile on the ringside floor. That devastating punch did a lot of damage on Charlie, but it hasn’t eliminated him out of the equation completely!
SIX!!!!!!!!
Eve: Marr crawls until he gets ahold of the apron sheets. Malosi is barking at him to get back into the ring, but Marr looks up at Malosi and freezes. He doesn’t freeze in shock, but he intentionally lets go of the apron sheets and rolls away! What is this nonsense?
Charlie Marr (off-mic): SCREW THIS!!!
SEVEN!!
EIGHT!
Deadprez: Charlie Marr turns his back on the match and begins to walk up the ramp! Ronan Malosi is looking at his confusion, but immediately laughs at what is happening right now! Marr pays no attention to it as he continues to go up the ramp!
NINE!!
TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! BY COUNTOUT!! ROOONANNN MALOOOOSI!!!!
(“Mo Money” by Ben McLusky plays throughout the arena as Ronan Malosi shrugs his shoulders and turns to the referee to raise his arm in victory.)
Deadprez: Charlie Marr had enough, not the first time he has walked out on a match, maybe it had something to do with what happened to Veena earlier tonight, I don’t know but we are not going to hear the end of it with Ronan, big win for him.
Eve: It was a great back and forth no doubt about it, but the end is what counts and Charlie marr saw this as not even worth it and after what happened last week with TLA and Veena, well maybe he is focused on that, but Ronan continues his impressive run!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m going to ask him for a payout, I will sing his praises forever!
(Ronan continues to celebrate in the ring when the camera pans to the back….)
Deadprez: Hold on….GET A CAMERA IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!
(As the camera quickly pans it has TLA throwing Charlie Marr into a bunch of production boxes.)
Deadprez: TLA HAS ATTACKED CHARLIE MARR AS HE WALKED TO THE BACK! HE WAS WAITING FOR HIM AS CHARLIE WALKED THROUGH!
Eve: TLA IS PUMMELING HIM! HE IS ATTACKING CHARLIE MARR AND THROWING HIM ON THE PRODUCTION CRATES! TLA IS NOW LAYING THE FISTS TO CHARLIE! HE JUST WRESTLED A GREAT MATCH BUT TLA DOESN’T CARE AND VEENA IS STILL IN MEDICAL SO SHE IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!
(TLA takes Marr by the beard and throws him into the wall! He starts forearming him repeatedly before whipping him into a bunch of steel pipes, crashing in and Marr stumbles back, TLA then flies behind him with a reverse DDT cracking Marr’s head on the floor, some blood can he seen pouring out as Charlie is barely stirring…)
Gavin Kirkland: TLA HAS DECIMATED CHARLIE MARR AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK!
Eve: EL MERO MERO TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS! WAIT….
(TLA stands over Charlie Marr and leans in, pointing right at Charlie, picking him up from the beard…)
TLA: (Off Mic) You want to attack me cabron? You wanna make challenges, pendejo!? What did you say to me last week? Oh yeah this is the Beginning? Nah buey….. At Reasonable Doubt? This is the END Puto!
(Dropping his head, TLA kicks the fallen Charlie Marr one more time before he adjusts his suit and walks off.)
(It Fades to a Commercial for House of Glass This Weekend Featuring A Glass Ball Pit Match that no one has any idea what it is.)
( Showdown fades back from commercial to the ringside area and Gina Romano is standing by.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begins to blast across the PA System, and the fans shoot to their feet. Boos and heckling can be heard over the music because this competitor isn’t really a popular one . )
Gavin Kirkland: And here comes one of my favorites! She’s so sexy I can’t even
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE ENCHANTRESS’ HARPER LEE!!!
( Harper rolls her eyes at the crowd’s reaction as she steps out from behind the guerilla curtains. She brushes them off, not fucked that they seem to despise her, and she begins to make her way to the ring. )
Gavin Kirkland: The vivacious and vicious Harper Lee held nothing back when it came to hyping up this match this week. She didn’t have anything nice to say about her opponent, the New Breed Champion, Amir Yusuf, and I can’t wait to see these two collide inside the ring. It’s bound to be hot and heavy
Eve: It’s really amazing how you make the most innocent matches sound like some erotic porn flick, but nevertheless, you are right about the lack of respect Harper and Amir seem to have for one another. A lot of bad blood and hurt feelings are seemingly left over from Territorial Invasion, despite these two having their own thing going for them. I’m definitely excited to see how this match plays out.
( Harper has gotten into the ring, and her music fades out. After a moment, ‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil begins to play and that gives the fans a reason to be happy. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS… WEIGHING IN AT 182 POUNDS… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION… ‘THE HEART OF EAW’ AMIR YUSUF!!!
( Amir comes out and immediately hypes up the crowd, urging them to get loud. They are happy to oblige him and he holds up the New Breed Championship. He lets the image of him as a champion sink in for a moment before making his way down to the ring. )
Deadprez: There is no denying that Amir Yusuf is a special talent. Since day one, he had the fans eating out of the palm of his hands, and that’s because of how skilled he is. Amir is one of the best pound for pound wrestlers in EAW and since winning that New Breed Championship back at Clash of Kingdoms, he’s been carrying himself with even more confidence. There’s no doubt in my mind that he will give Harper Lee absolute hell tonight, and I look forward to it. This match is gunna slap.
Gavin Kirkland: I know what else needs to be slapped and that’s my di-
Eve: NOPE! We are not doing this right now. I don’t want to hear anything about your dick or how hot this match makes you. I don’t care. Deadprez doesn’t care. And the fans damn sure don’t care.
Gavin Kirkland: Okay.
( Amir has gotten into the ring, and is holding up the New Breed Championship. Harper looks completely unimpressed but not even the sour look on her face is going to wipe away the pride Amir has in being a champion in EAW. The referee takes the belt and hands it off to the timekeeper, and both competitors get themselves ready for the match. A few seconds later, the referee signals for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Eve: HARPER WASTES ABSOLUTELY NO TIME! SHE LUNGES FOR AMIR, WRAPS HER HANDS AROUND HIS THROAT, AND STARTS TO THROTTLE HIM! AMIR IS FORCED BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND THE REFEREE IS SCREAMING AT HARPER TO RELEASE THE CHOKE! SHE DOES, BUT NOT BEFORE STIFFING AMIR IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM AND KICKING HIM RIGHT IN THE STOMACH! HARPER BEGINS TO UNLOAD HAMMER-FISTED SHOTS DOWN ONTO AMIR’S BACK, FORCING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION TO HIS KNEES! HARPER DRIVES HER KNEE RIGHT INTO AMIR’S FACE AND HE SLUMPS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! AN ANGRY HARPER LEE JABS HER FOOT UNDER AMIR’S CHIN AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE ROPES! ANOTHER CHOKE AND THE REFEREE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO START THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Deadprez: HARPER LETS GO, BUT SHE QUICKLY ADMONISHES THE REFEREE FOR GETTING INVOLVED! THE REFEREE SCOLDS HER, BUT HARPER HAS ALREADY TURNED HER AROUND AND GONE RIGHT BACK TO AMIR! SHE IS STOMPING AWAY AT HIS FACE AND HEAD, ABSOLUTELY NOT CARING IF SHE CONNECTS OR NOT! HARPER IS CLEARLY FIRED UP TONIGHT AFTER AN INTENSE EXCHANGE THIS WEEK WITH THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AND SHE’S GOING TO MAKE SURE AMIR KNOWS HIS PLACE!
Gavin Kirkland: We all belong underneath Harper to be honest
Eve: That literally has nothing to do with the fact Harper is beating the hell out of Amir.
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER FINALLY EXTRACTS AMIR FROM THE CORNER AND SHE PLANTS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! HARPER ELECTS NOT TO GO FOR THE COVER, INSTEAD SHE JUST CONTINUES TO POUND ON AMIR! SHE IS STRIKING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SHE TAKES HIS HAIR, DRIVING HIS FACE INTO THE MAT MULTIPLE TIMES! SHE PULLS AMIR UP AND ATTEMPTS TO WHIP HIM INTO THE ROPES, BUT AMIR IS ABLE TO PLANT HIS FEET! THAT INFURIATES HARPER WHO GOES FOR A FOREARM, BUT IT’S BLOCKED BY AMIR AND HE CATCHES HER WITH A DESPERATION HEADBUTT! HARPER STUMBLES BACK, AND AMIR WITH A HUGE LARIAT THAT TURNS HARPER INSIDE OUT! AMIR FALLS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES, TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH BECAUSE HE HAS ABSOLUTELY TAKEN A HUGE BEATING IN THE OPENING MINUTES OF THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: Hell of a fucking opening thanks to Harper, and Amir knows that he can’t really rest. He forces himself out of the corner and greets Harper with a big boot! She was in the process of coming at him, but Amir cut her off. Harper is on the ground now, and Amir kicks her right in the rib cage! He kicks Harper a few more times, making sure she stays down, and there is a beautiful standing moonsault! Amir pops right back to his feet and he runs towards the ropes! A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! AMIR GRABS THE LEGS AND HE’S GOT THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTT-
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Eve: AMIR STAYS ON THE ATTACK, GIVING HARPER A DOSE OF HER OWN MEDICINE! HE FIRES AWAY AND THOSE RIGHTS AND LEFTS ARE CONNECTING WITH HER FACE, AND HITTING THEIR MARK! HARPER IS TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT AMIR SNATCHES HER ARMS, PINS THEM AT HER SIDES, AND SLAMS HIS FIST RIGHT INTO HER FACE! HE JUST BUSTED HARPER’S MOUTH OPEN! HER LIP IS SPLIT AND SHE’S BLEEDING!
Gavin Kirkland: I guess Amir has a real problem with Harper’s attitude.
Deadprez: Most of the roster does, Gavin.
Eve: AMIR USES THE HAIR TO SNATCH UP HARPER, AND HE’S THROWN HER INTO THE CORNER! AMIR YUSUF WITH A RUNNING START, AND THE HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS ON HARPER! AMIR WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND THE ROPES, LEAVING HARPER WITH NO DEFENSE, AND HE NAILS HER WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! HARPER’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AT A NASTY ANGLE, AS THE BLOOD CONTINUES TO RUN FROM HER MOUTH, AND AMIR CRACKS HER IN THE JAW WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! HE DRAGS HER OUT OF THE CORNER, SNAP MARES HER DOWN, AND SLAMS HER IN THE BACK WITH A STIFF KICK. AMIR PLACES HIS FOOT ON THE BACK OF HARPER’S SKULL AND DRIVES HER FACE INTO THE MAT! AMIR ROLLS HER OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Deadprez: KICK OUT BY HARPER!
Gavin Kirkland: I really think I need to go check on her guys. Her lip is all swollen and someone needs to lick the blood away.
Eve: What did you say?
Gavin Kirkland: I said someone needs to wipe the blood away.
Deadprez: That isn’t what you said, man.
Eve: Amir seems happy to just continue wearing down Harper. He sent her a message with the absolute flurry of brutal offense he displayed once he got an opening, and now he’s going to make sure she knows that he isn’t someone she can just overlook. Harper does make it a habit to downplay the ability of her opponents, and I don’t know if that’s a wise thing to do against someone who’s got as much promise as Amir does.
Deadprez: You’re right, Eve, but Harper has proven herself to be one of the top women in this company. She’s never one to back down from a fight and it’s only a matter of time before she secures her first ever singles championship.
Gavin Kirkland: Gold wrapped around Harper’s waist.
Eve: Amir continues to hold on tightly with the headlock, although Harper is showing signs of life. She’s reaching for the ropes, but it’s not really doing much good. Amir has them positioned right in the center of the ring, but we all know how stubborn Harper can be. She is twisting and turning her body, and she manages to get herself into a sitting position. That allows her to use her legs to try and push up, but Amir keeps them both grounded and squeezes that headlock tighter. Harper claws at his forearms, but Amir just shrugs her off. Harper manages to fire off a few elbows, with the final one forcing Amir to loosen his grip, and Harper slams the back of her head against his face!
Deadprez: Harper frees herself from Amir and quickly scrambles to her feet! Amir is back up as well, and these two clash right in the middle of the ring! Collar and elbow tie-up leaves both competitors jostling back and forth for position, but it’s Amir who gains the upper-hand and quickly locks Harper in a waistlock! He ducks an elbow, lifts her off the ground, and slams her to the mat! Amir and Harper grapple around for a bit before Amir grabs her in a front facelock! Harper is unable to wrestle herself out of this, and Amir flips her over, and forces both of her shoulders to the mat!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper uses her legs to kick Amir, and he releases the hold. Harper snags in a head scissors, but Amir is able to kip up and return to his feet! Harper is able to catch his leg right as he tries to kick her in the face, and she snaps him back down to the mat! Harper goes for the ankle, but Amir pushes off the mat and lunges towards the ropes! Harper has no choice but to break the ankle lock, and Amir pulls himself onto the apron! Harper quickly runs the ropes and she comes back with a baseball slide that knocks Amir off the apron!
Eve: HARPER DOESN’T HESITATE TO GO UP TOP! SHE’S ON THE TURNBUCKLES AND WAITS FOR AMIR TO PICK HIMSELF UP! HARPER JUMPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES, LANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOP ROPE, AND USES IT AS A SPRINGBOARD TO LAUNCH HERSELF IN THE AIR! SHE TAKES AMIR DOWN WITH A GORGEOUS CROSSBODY AND BEGINS THROWING HANDS! LEFTS AND RIGHTS CONNECT WITH THE FACE AND HEAD OF AMIR YUSUF!!!! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION FINALLY THROWS HER OFF BUT HARPER IS FULL OF FIGHT AND FIRE! SHE DIVES BACK ON TOP OF HIM AND BEATS ON HIM SOME MORE, ONCE AGAIN FORCING AMIR TO THROW HER OFF! THIS TIME HARPER HITS THE RING POST, AND AMIR IS ABLE TO GET TO HIS FEET! HARPER PUSHES OFF THE RING POST BUT AMIR CATCHES HER WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND HARPER SLAMS FACE FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS!
Deadprez: AMIR GRABS HARPER AND QUICKLY TOSSES HER BACK INSIDE THE RING! HE MAKES SURE HARPER IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE HE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR HIS OWN HIGH RISK MOVE! AMIR STEADIES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE AND THERE’S THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! AMIR WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HARPER IS ABLE TO GET HER KNEES UP! AMIR CURLS UP INTO A FETAL POSITION, CLUTCHING AT HIS STOMACH AND HARPER DIVES OVER HIM FOR A COVER OF HER OWN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: AMIR KICKS OUT!
Deadprez: HARPER STAYS ON OFFENSE THOUGH AND SHE’S GOT AMIR IN ‘DEVIL’S FRUIT’!!! THE CALF CRUSHER IS LOCKED IN AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS IN TROUBLE! AMIR IS THRASHING AROUND ON THE MAT, TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO OUT OF THIS, BUT HARPER TIGHTENS THE HOLD! AMIR THINKS ABOUT TAPPING OUT BUT NO WAY HE WANTS TO GIVE HARPER LEE THE SATISFACTION OF HAVING A SUBMISSION VICTORY! HE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES AND DIGGING DEEP, AND THIS SOLD-OUT PUERTO RICAN CROWD IS FIRMLY BEHIND HIM! THEY WANT TO SEE AMIR GET THE BREAK AND THEY WANT THIS MATCH TO CONTINUE!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT ALL THAT SEXY DETERMINATION ON THE FACE OF HARPER LEE! SHE KNOWS THAT IF SHE CAN HANG ON TO ‘DEVIL’S FRUIT’ THAT SHE CAN GET THIS VICTORY! WHAT A WIN THIS WOULD BE FOR THE WOMAN WHO COULD VERY WELL BECOME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP IF ALL GOES WELL FOR HER AT REASONABLE DOUBT!
Eve: AMIR IS INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUIT IN THE HEART OF EAW, AND HE HAS CERTAINLY ENDEARED HIMSELF TO THE FANS IN HIS SHORT TIME HERE! AMIR IS A FIGHTER! HE IS SO TALENTED! HE IS SOMEONE WHO HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE HERE IN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING AND THIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG!
Deadprez: HARPER SEES THAT AMIR IS GETTING CLOSER TO THE ROPES AND HER EYES HAVE GONE WIDE! SHE IS TRYING TO HOLD ON TO THE CALF CRUSHER, BUT AMIR IS DETERMINED TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! HE IS REACHING! HE IS SERIOUSLY JUST MILLIMETERS AWAY FROM REACHING THE ROPES! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS STRETCH A LITTLE FURTHER…
Gavin Kirkland: AMIR CLOSES HIS EYES, LETS OUT A YELL, AND HE USES HIS LAST BIT OF STRENGTH TO REACH FOR THE ROPES! HIS FINGERTIPS CURL AROUND THE BOTTOM LOOK AND HARPER LEE LOOKS COMPLETELY DEJECTED RIGHT NOW! MY POOR HARDCORE QUEEN! I HATE THE LOOK IN HER EYES RIGHT NOW !!! SHE JUST KNEW THAT ‘DEVIL’S FRUIT’ WAS GOING TO END THIS BUT AMIR MANAGED TO REACH THE ROPES! THE REFEREE IS DEMANDING HARPER BREAK THE HOLD BUT SHE IS RELUCTANT! COME ON, HARPER! DON’T GET DISQUALIFIED NOW!
Referee: LET GO, HARPER! ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Eve: Harper with a scream of frustration, but she releases Amir! She gets back to her feet and begins to violently stomp on his leg! Amir uses the ropes to pull himself to the apron and he drops onto the ground! Harper follows him to the outside and she grabs the leg, dragging Amir towards the ring steps! She slams his leg down onto the steel ring steps and kicks them apart! HARPER PLACES AMIR’S AGAINST THE RINGPOST AND SHE DROPKICKS THE STEPS INTO HIS LEG!!! AMIR IS HURT, GUYS! AMIR COULD REALLY BE HURT!
Deadprez: HARPER GRABS AMIR BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE RING POST! SHE SLAMS HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE STEPS AND DOES IT OVER AND OVER! HARPER IS HELLBENT ON INFLICTING AS MUCH PAIN AS POSSIBLE ONTO AMIR YUSUF AND SHE’S BUSTED HIM WIDE OPEN!
Gavin Kirkland: HA! THAT IS PAYBACK, DEADPREZ! AMIR UNNECESSARILY DREW FIRST BLOOD IN THIS MATCH AND HARPER FOUND A WAY TO RETALIATE! SHE’S TURNED AMIR’S FACE INTO A GRUESOME, CRIMSON MASK, AND SHE SEEMS HELLBENT ON MAKING SURE HE SUFFERS NOW! HARPER PULLS AMIR TO HIS FEET AND RAMS HIM INTO THE RING POST! SHE FOLLOWS UP BY WHIPPING HIM INTO THE BARRICADES AND HARPER TAKES OFF IN A SPRINT! RUNNING, JUMPING KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE!!! HARPER DRAGS AMIR BACK TOWARDS THE RING AND THROWS HIM IN! SHE QUICKLY SCALES THE ROPES!!!!
Eve: DIVING SENTON! HARPER LANDS IN A SEATED POSITION ON TOP OF AMIR AND SHE REACHES BACK TO HOOK THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: THIS CROWD JUST EXPLODED AND THAT’S BECAUSE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! HARPER LEE POUNDS THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION AND SHE DIGS HER KNUCKLES INTO THAT OPEN WOUND ON AMIR’S FOREHEAD! BLOOD CONTINUES TO POUR DOWN HIS FACE, COVERING HIS EYES, AND HARPER IS QUICK TO WRAP HER HANDS AROUND AMIR’S THROAT! SHE IS CHOKING HIM, WHILE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT, BUT LOOK AT AMIR! HE’S KICKED HIS LEGS UP AND HE’S GOT HARPER’S SHOULDERS DOWN NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! HARPER KICKS OUT AND ROLLS UP TO HER FEET! SHE LOOKS FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK, BUT SOMEHOW AMIR HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND AVOID HAVING HIS HEAD TAKEN COMPLETELY OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!! HARPER WHIRLS AROUND AND EATS A DROPKICK TO THE FACE! AMIR SOMEHOW WILLED HIMSELF UP AND HE TOOK HARPER DOWN!
Eve: SHE’S NOT GOING TO STAY DOWN! HARPER DIVES AT AMIR, BUT HE DUCKS HER ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT AND SNATCHES HER AROUND THE WAIST! AMIR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AND HE HANGS ON, BRIDGING UP FOR A PIN!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: HARPER GETS HER SHOULDER UP! AMIR DEADLIFTS HER UP AND TOSSES HER ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! HARPER IS JUST HANGING THERE AND AMIR WITH A HUGE KICK TO HER MIDSECTION! AMIR KICKS HER SEVERAL MORE TIMES BEFORE LIFTING HER UP! HE HOLDS HARPER LEE HIGH IN THE AIR, ALLOWING ALL THE BLOOD TO RUSH TO HER HEAD, AND HE DRIVES HER DOWN INTO HIS OWN KNEE FOR A KNEECAP BRAIN BUSTER! HARPER SPRAWLS OUT ON THE MAT AND AMIR GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: HARPER KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE NANOSECOND! SHE IS SO RESILIENT! HARPER LEE REFUSES TO STAY DOWN IN THIS MATCH AND THERE’S A LOOK OF DESPERATION ACROSS AMIR’S FACE RIGHT NOW! HE WANTS TO PUT HARPER AND SCORE THIS WIN! IT’S SO IMPORTANT TO HIM! WHETHER THIS MATCH IS FOR THE TITLE OR NOT, AMIR WANTS TO REPRESENT THE NEW BREED DIVISION AND SHOW EVERYONE IN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WHY THEY SHOULD NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE NEWCOMERS!
Gavin Kirkland: AMIR PULLS HARPER A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE CORNER AND HE CALLS FOR THE FINISH! COME ON HARPER!
Deadprez: THIS CROWD IS URGING AMIR TO FINISH THE MATCH AND HE HEADS FOR THE TOP ROPE! ONCE AMIR HITS ‘0 5 4’ THIS MATCH IS OVER!
Eve: HIS IMPLODING 450 SPLASH IS AN ABSOLUTE THING OF BEAUTY! HARPER IS SITTING UP, THOUGH! SHE SEES AMIR ABOUT TO LAUNCH HIMSELF OFF THE TOP, AND SHE IS UP! HARPER IS UP! AMIR DOESN’T SEE HER! HARPER WITH A SUPERKICK THAT CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF THAT DAMAGED LEG OF AMIR YUSUF! DON’T FORGET HOW LONG SHE HAD THAT CALF CRUSHER LOCKED IN GUYS! AMIR’S LEG JUST BUCKLED AND HARPER! HARPER! HARPER IS BEHIND AMIR ON THE ROPES AND SHE’S GOT HIM AROUND THE WAIST!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE AND AMIR JUST WENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING! HOLY SHIT! WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MOVE BY HARPER LEE! HARPER QUICKLY RACES TO AMIR, KICKS HIM OVER ON HIS STOMACH, GRABS HIS ARMS, AND THERE’S ‘SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR’!!! THE ARM TRAPPED CURB STOMP CONNECTS AND HARPER HAS WON THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? AMIR YUSUF GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! DESPITE JUST HAVING HIS BLOODY, DAMAGED FACE BASHED INTO THE CANVAS, AMIR YUSUF FOUND ENOUGH ENERGY TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Eve: AND HARPER DOESN’T KNOW! SHE THINKS SHE HAS WON! SHE IS DEMANDING THE BELL RING, BUT THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO TELL HER THE FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! HARPER FINALLY TURNS AROUND AND SEES AMIR’S FOOT AND SHE’S FLOORED! HARPER IS SHOCKED AF! SHE VIOLENTLY KICKS AMIR’S FOOT OFF THE ROPES, GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR, AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! HARPER COVERS HIM AGAIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: NO! HARPER WASTED WAY TO MUCH TIME THINKING SHE WON THE MATCH AND THAT IS WHY AMIR WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT! THAT COULD BE A COSTLY MISTAKE FROM HARPER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ugh I can’t deal with the agony on her face right now! I absolutely want to run in there and comfort her, and tell her everything is going to be okay
Deadprez: I am sure Harper would appreciate it more if you just sat your ass down right here and didn’t move.
Eve: HOLY SHIT! HARPER JUST CAUGHT THE NEW BREED CHAMPION WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET FLIP BOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS AMIR WAS GETTING UP! SHE CALLS THAT MOVE ‘PGM’!!! THE BACK OF AMIR’S HEAD CRASHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND HARPER IS DRAGGING HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! SHE GRABS HIS LEGS AND FLIPS OVER FOR A PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: NOT ENOUGH! THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TO PUT AMIR YUSUF AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER SHOWING OFF AN IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF STRENGTH RIGHT NOW AS SHE LIFTS AMIR UP FOR ‘RAGNAROK’! THE OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS AND HARPER IMMEDIATELY FLIPS AMIR OVER, GRABS THE ARMS, AND THERE’S ANOTHER ‘SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR’! UNWILLING TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, HARPER HITS AMIR WITH A SECOND CURB STOMP AND SHE FINALLY THROWS HERSELF OVER HIM FOR A PIN!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… HARPER LEE!!!
( ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begins to blast through the building as the crowd begins to jeer. They are obviously unhappy with the outcome tonight as they were all rooting for Amir Yusuf. Harper rolls off the New Breed Champion, and rises to her knees. )
Harper Lee:
( She takes her time getting to her feet, enjoying the crowd’s absolute disdain for her and the victory she just pulled off. She demands that the referee raise her hand and as he does, the negative reaction becomes even louder. Needless to say, the Puerto Rican fans do not like Harper Lee, and that is just fine with her! )
Deadprez: Love her or hate her, Harper Lee is the real deal when it comes to this sport. Even when the match got tough and Amir was getting the better of her, she was able to keep herself calm, and as a result she was able to take the control back.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper was downright vicious tonight and I loved every single second of it. This mean streak is going to serve her well going forward and there’s no doubt that she’s the favorite to walk out of Reasonable Doubt with the Specialists Championship contendership in her back pocket.
Eve: And take nothing away from Amir Yusuf, who gave this match everything he had. He fought valiantly, and at times looked like he had the victory, but tonight was just not the New Breed Champion’s night.
( Harper has left the ring and is seen patting herself on the back for a job well done as she heads up the ramp. )
( Showdown fades into commercial )
(As we return from commercial break, the camera pans to the announce team ringside…)
Deadprez: Last week we saw a vicious attack by Ronan Malosi, which we saw earlier tonight get a count out victory over Charlie Marr, against Jon Kelton, leaving him hurt to the point that he was not medically cleared to be here in Puerto Rico tonight. Let’s take a look at what happened last week.
(The footage starts to play off what happened last week…)
(The two men are holding glares, not wanting to break it. Meanwhile, Londyn Zelaya is picking up the bills from the ground because who wouldn’t be in her position? Ronan Malosi begins to turn around and walks away…)
Gavin Kirkland: (in the background) RONAN MALOSI WITH A PUNCH TO JON KELTON! JON KELTON WITH A PUNCH TO RONAN MALOSI! THE TWO MEN BEGIN TO GO TO THE PARKING GARAGE! RONAN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE RIBS OF JON BEFORE THROWING HIM TOWARDS THE YELLOW SAFETY PARKING BARRIER! That nails Jon in the stomach as he clutches it in pain, but Ronan throws a punch to the back of Jon’s skull as that knocks him down! Ronan gets Jon by the nape of his neck as he looks towards the Bentley —
Eve: (in the background) RONAN MALOSI THROWS JON KELTON TO THE DOOR OF THE BENTLEY! AS YOU CAN SEE AT THE DOOR, IT LEFT A HUGE DENT! RONAN TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS JON! BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF JON!
Deadprez: NO! JON KELTON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! RONAN MALOSI’S FOOT CUTS THROUGH THE WINDOW! JON USES IT AS AN ADVANTAGE TO GET RONAN IN POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’ — THE UNPRETTIER ON RONAN ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, DP! RONAN MALOSI MANAGES TO PUSH JON KELTON IN THE WAY BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH THAT MOVE! RONAN GETS HIS LEG OUT OF SHATTERED GLASS FROM THE WINDOW AS JON RUSHES TOWARDS RONAN, BUT RONAN WITH A HUGE ELBOW TO THE FACE OF ‘THE CHOSEN ONE.’ RONAN THEN USES HIS AVAILABLE FOOT TO DELIVER A NASTY BOOT TO JON AS THAT TAKES HIM TO ONE KNEE! RONAN TAKES JON AROUND AND THROWS HIM HEADFIRST AGAIN THE FRONT WINDOW OF THE BENTLEY!
(The glass completely shatters as Jon Kelton’s head is through that front window. Londyn Zelaya rushes towards Jon to check on him, but it seems like he’s completely unconscious. Meanwhile, Ronan Malosi looks quite proud of his work.)
Ronan Malosi: I’ll be sending him a bill for the damages.
(That’s all Ronan Malosi has to say before walking away from the scene, leaving Londyn Zelaya fuming. She manages to pull Jon Kelton’s head from the front window as she could finally get a good look at the blood pouring out of his forehead. You can see the wave of panic on her face.) One of the referees races into the scene to check on Jon as Londyn Zelaya is kind of pissed that the help came a little too late.)
Londyn Zelaya: CAN SOMEONE GET HIM SOME HELP?
(The referee begins to call for the medical team to arrive as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(The footage ends, and the camera is back on the announce team.)
Eve: It was brutal and for Ronan Malosi to even have the audacity to put Jon Kelton in that type of situation when he stands up for his pride and then attacks him like that was absolutely sickening. Well, we have Jon Kelton live from his home in Dallas, Texas and we are sorry you are not here in Puerto Rico tonight Jon, how are you feeling?
(The camera turns to Jon Kelton who is sitting on his couch.)
Jon Kelton: Thanks Eve, yeah it has been a pretty rough week for me, I wanted to be there tonight and tell this to Ronan in the face, but it has been a pretty hard season to start off on Showdown, had the chance at the Hardcore Championship and failed. Midsummer Massacre didn’t go my way, Territorial Invasion was a disappointment, it seems like that is all I have been experiencing since after Pain for Pride, but last week? Ronan trying to degrade me with his newfound money and then attack me afterwards? Nah… I’m done with that.
Deadprez: We have seen Ronan Malosi up his game this season, he seems to be a man on a mission and maybe he saw you as a weak target, someone who hasn’t had the success he wanted so far but has all the talent in the world to be a champion here on the Blue Brand, do you think that was his intentions?
Jon Kelton: Maybe, or maybe he was just trying to be an ass and try to belittle me because that is all he knows. Look at him, not like he has been burning up the win column in his time on Showdown either, but he was a champion. That’s what I want to be and the only way that I will get there is by winning. Last week, he pulled the okey doke on me, busted me up pretty good, put me down but he didn’t take me out, because I was still breathing. See, Deadprez, that dude has no idea what Jon Kelton is capable of and so with that said, I had a conversation with Hurricane Hawk earlier and I demanded a match with Ronan Malosi at Reasonable Doubt and with that said, there is no doubt that I am going to kick his ass!
(A very determined Jon Kelton glares into the camera as it switches backstage to the offices of Hurricane Hawk who stands in front of his desk when Ronan Malosi barges through the door.)
Ronan Malosi: What the hell was that all about!? Jon Kelton is a loser, and he is making matches against me without my approval, and you’re just going to stand there and allow it to happen, don’t you know who I am? I’m still waiting for that asshat to pay me for the damages to my new car, though I did go and buy another one. So, what’s it going to be?
Hurricane Hawk: What do you mean, what’s it going to be?
Ronan Malosi: I just beat a former World Champion tonight, remember that. I don’t deserve to be wrestling Jon Kelton, I should be wrestling Kassidy Heart!
Hurricane Hawk: :comeagain:
Ronan Malosi: Don’t give me that face, I am a future World Champion, and I am going to prove it! So, what’s it going to be?
Hurricane Hawk: I am not following here, Ronan.
Ronan Malosi: How much is it going to cost? World Title match with Kassidy Heart? Forget this Reasonable Doubt match with Kelton, what do you want? A new leather jacket? Motorcycle? Hair dye? Cold hard cash?
(Hurricane Hawk shakes his head.)
Hurricane Hawk: Nothing, you got it.
Ronan Malosi: Wait… what!?
Hurricane Hawk: Yeah, see for FREE you are going to face Kassidy Heart next week in the Main Event of Showdown LIVE from the Nation’s Capital in Washington, DC. It will not be for the Answers World Championship but if you defeat her, then I will think about getting you that match.
(Ronan nods in approval….)
Hurricane Hawk: Oh and you’re still wrestling Jon Kelton at Reasonable Doubt.
Ronan Malosi: I…. uh….. whatever. When I beat your World Champion next week? Then I go on to Reasonable Doubt and defeat Kelton? You better give me what I want.
(Ronan and Hawk stare each other down before he walks out of the office and the GM smirks.)
(The camera pans over to show Limmy Monaghan at the commentators desk with his own headset as “King’s Dead” fades out in the background.)
Eve: La-
Gavin Kirkland: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME “THE MONARCH” LIMMY MONAGHAN TO OUR BROADCAST TABLE!
Limmy Monaghan: Thanks for having me.
Gavin Kirkland: WHILE YOU’RE HERE, MIND SIGNING A FEW THINGS FOR ME?!
Limmy Monaghan: Maybe later.
Gavin Kirkland: HE DIDNT SAY NO! KSKSJEJFJSNSD :lebron:
Eve + Deadprez + Limmy: :Roman:
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘ULTRAnumb’ by Blue Stahli plays out Cameron Ella Ava to a thunderous ovation as she heads down to the ring, making sure to high five and greet fans along the way.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 140 pounds…SHE IS THE CENTERPIECE…CAMERON ELLA AVA!!
Eve: Cameron Ella Ava is a woman you’ve tore it up with on Showdown recently, Limmy, walking out with the victory that night, do you feel Adam Lucas can do the same?
Limmy Monaghan: That’s what I’m trying to find out, IF he can do the same, IF he’s been evolving at the same level as me.
Deadprez: Guess you’ll find out your answer tonight, and I think Adam scoring a win over Cam might be easier said than done, especially with you here as somewhat a distraction.
Limmy Monaghan: Distraction? If Adam can’t keep his eyes on his opponent, that’s his own problem, not mines.
(‘ULTRAnumb’ is soon replaced with ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell, which plays out the Hardcore Champion in Adam Lucas, who heads down to the ring, making sure to show some acknowledgment towards Limmy, but mainly trying to keep some focus on his opponent as well.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent! Hailing out of New York, weighing in at 231 pounds…HE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION…ADAM LUCAS!!
Eve: And there’s the man of the hour, Adam Lucas.
Deadprez: Speak-
Gavin Kirkland: BOOOO!!
Deadprez: :wtf: Speaking of, I gotta ask Limmy, are you sure this reignited rivalry between the two of you has nothing to do with the title for you?
Limmy Monaghan: I mean, it’s always nice to add another title into your accomplishments, but this truly transcends that, for me that is, for Adam this is just about keeping said title, which is perfectly fine.
Eve: Do you feel as if those difference in motivations favors you or him?
Limmy Monaghan: Of course, I’m gonna go with me, but it’s hard to say right now, quite frankly, I’m trying to take my mind away from Reasonable Doubt for a split second, and just focus on what’s bout to go down in here.
(Adam hands his title off as his theme song fades out before the referee signals for the bell to ring.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Alright, the bell has rung, this match is officially underway between these two competitors, who have Limmy Monaghan watching them like a hawk as they circle each other in the ring before locking up! Adam Lucas gets the advantage by backing Cam up in the corner, turning his gaze towards Limmy on the outside as the referee gets in between the two, separating them from the tie-up.
Limmy Monaghan: Hey, I get we’re facing at Reasonable Doubt, but he should really focus on the task at hand. I’ve always acknowledged that Cam is a formidable foe in the ring, shouldn’t take your eyes off her for a minute, she just might capitalize.
Deadprez: Wise words from Limmy as Cam comes out of that corner for the two to once again circle each other for another collar-and-elbow, Cam makes a go behind on Adam, and shoves him forward, perhaps playing mind games here with the champion. Lucas seems to be a tad bit annoyed, which costs him as he charges right into Cam’s side headlock takedown! Adam manages to quickly power back to his feet in that headlock, looking to bounce Cam off the ropes, but she still has it tacked on tight, halting any momentum Adam Lucas had planned to mount.
Eve: But here’s Lucas with some shots right to the kidney of Cam, who’s grip falters, allowing Adam Lucas to slip out behind her to lock in a standing side headlock of his own! Cam escapes through bouncing him off the ropes, BUT ADAM COMES REBOUNDING BACK WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK, TAKING HER DOWN! ADAM RUNS OFF THE ROPES, CAM TURNS TO HER STOMACH, FORCING HIM TO LEAP OVER! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, CAM GOES BEHIND, USING HIS OWN MOMENTUM TO DRIVE OFF THE ROPES FOR A VICTORY ROLL, ALMOST LIKE THE SET UP FOR A CHAOS THEORY!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! Just like that, Cam almost had him. BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET, ADAM LANDS THE FIRST BLOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, STAGGERING HER BACK INTO THE CORNER! ADAM LOOKS TO PURSUE HER, BUT CAM GETS THE BOOT UP! HOWEVER, ADAM ANSWERS WITH A ELBOW SMASH, STUNNING CAM ENOUGH TO BE IRISH WHIPPED INTO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE! LUCAS TRAILS SHORTLY BEHIND!
Eve: CAM GOES UP AND OVER THE NEXT LEVEL, WHO TURNS AROUND OUTTA THAT CORNER TO SEE HER RUNNING OFF THE ROPES! BUT LUCAS GROUNDS HER WITH A SICKENING SPINEBUSTER, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH COME NOVEMBER 6TH, LIMMY!
Limmy Monaghan: Yeah, I understand that facing Adam Lucas will be no cake walk, I never said it will be. Physically, it’s gonna be tough. Mentally, I don’t care, I’m seeing the bigger picture, and that’s conquering something which has haunted me for a while here in EAW.
Deadprez: A man on a mission, but focusing back on the in ring action, Cam uses the ropes to assist her in getting back to a vertical base, AND ADAM LUCAS USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO CLOTHESLINE HER OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE, WHICH HE FOLLOWS HER OUT TO! LUCAS DRIVES HER BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE BEFORE CHANGING TRAJECTORIES AND DRIVING HER BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON THIS TIME ROUND! ADAM GRABS THE BACK OF CAM’S HEAD BEFORE WHIPPING HER BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON FOR A SECOND TIME! CAM IS DOWN ON ALL FOURS BEFORE BEING ROLLED BACK INTO THE RING!
Eve: ADAM LOOKS TO ENTER HIMSELF, BUT CAM GRABS AHOLD OF HIS HEAD WHILE HE WAS ONE FOOT IN THE RING TO SEND HIM DOWN WITH A MAT SLAM! ADAM MOVES TO ONE KNEE, CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BEFORE CAM PULLS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING IN A FRONT FACELOCK, BRINGING HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! AND A SEATED LUCAS FAVORS THE BACK BEFORE GETTING PENALTY KICK’D RIGHT IN IT!
Limmy Monaghan: And if I were to guess, this could be laying the groundwork for either that STF submission or Argentine backbreaker.
Gavin Kirkland: I’d love to break Cam’s back myself…:mjlit:
Limmy Monaghan: Do me a favor, and let’s not run through your usual creep behavior while I’m here, thanks.
Gavin Kirkland: Yes, sir, Limmy, sir, so sorry for that!
Eve: So, you’ll stop for him, but not me, who’s asked you numerous times in the past?
Gavin Kirkland: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, EVE, THIS IS THE MONARCH! IF HE JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE, ID JUMP OFF A BRIDGE! HELL, ID SUCK HIS-
Deadprez: ANYWHO! CAM GRINDS HER KNEE INTO THE BACK OF ADAM FOR A REAR CHINLOCK! LUCAS STRUGGLES IN THIS PREDICAMENT FOR A WHILE BEFORE FIGHTING BACK TO THIS FEET, THROWING SHOTS TO THE BODY OF CAM, WHO GETS LIFTED ONTO THE SHOULDER OF ADAM BEFORE SLIPPING OUT THE BACK, AND TURNING HIM AROUND FOR A PUNCH AND KICK THAT STAGGERS HIM BACK TO THE ROPES! CAM REBOUNDS HIM OFF- WELL, ATLEAST ATTEMPTED TO BEFORE LUCAS REVERSED, SENDING HER OFF THE ROPES INSTEAD!
Eve: LUCAS SIGNALS FOR A BACK BODY DROP IT SEEMS AS HE DUCKS DOWN! CAM STOPS HERSELF SHORT OF ADAM TO CATCH HIM WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! LUCAS GOES REELING BACK, CAM CHARGES HIM, BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! ADAM ROLLS HER TO ONE KNEE AS HE RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET! RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF CAM’S HEAD, WHO SPINS OUT INTO A STEP-UP ENZIGURI, PUTTING HER ON EXTREMELY WOBBLY LEGS AS SHE STUMBLES HER WAY IN THE CORNER!
Deadprez: LUCAS RUNS AT HER LIKE A BULL, BUT THERES A DROP TOE HOLD FROM CAM, CAUSING LUCAS TO GO FACE FIRST IN THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! CAM FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A VICIOUS KICK INTO SAID TURNBUCKLE AS LUCAS’ FACE RESTED ON IT! THAT’LL WAKE ANYONE UP AS CAM BUILDS MOMENTUM FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, RUNNING RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK! AND THERES A SPIKE DDT TO FOLLOW! LUCAS MOVES INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! CAM IS STILL FIGHTING, CAM IS STILL KICKING!
Limmy Monaghan: You almost sound a bit shocked, Deadprez.
Deadprez: Trust me, I’d be more shocked if that actually did finish the match off, I think competitors are gonna need a bit more damage done for that to happen. Speaking of, Lucas looks to be in the inflicting damage business as he attempts to lock in the figure four leglock! BUT CAM HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO KICK HIM OFF, PREVENTING THAT DANGEROUS SUBMISSION HOLD, AND SENDING LUCAS OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, HOWEVER, HE LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND ABLE TO CATCH CAM WITH A JUMPING UPPERCUT AS SHE ATTEMPTED A SUICIDE DIVE! LUCAS JUMPS UP ON THE APRON, EYEING LIMMY MONAGHAN DOWN ONCE MORE TONIGHT, BUT TURNING ATTENTION BACK TO CAM QUICKLY FOR A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH!
Limmy Monaghan: Again, I don’t get why he keeps darting his eyes over towards me.
Eve: I mean, can you blame him? Normally when wrestlers choose to special guest commentate, it’s for the sole purpose of getting a leg up on the competition, usually to jump them, and send a message.
Limmy Monaghan: I’m not like most people here in EAW who need to lie 24/7, I’m clear with my intentions, and my intentions are truly to get a closer look at the action, if I truly wanted to get my hands on Adam tonight, I would’ve done so already.
Eve: I guess you do make a fair point as Adam Lucas bounces Cam off the ropes for the Level Up! BUT CAM REVERSES THE POP UP POWERBOMB ATTEMPT BY JUMPING OVER ADAM LUCAS, WHO TURNS TO SPIN HER AROUND, GETTING CAUGHT WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK! LEG SWEEP! CAM REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES IN FRONT OF SEATED LUCAS FOR A METEORA! ADAM LUCAS IS BEING OVERWHELMED HERE, AND LOOKS TO FIND SOME REPRIEVE IN THE CORNER, BUT CAM’S GONNA DISTURB HIS PEACE WITH A CORNER RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: AND ONE TURNS INTO ANOTHER…THEN ANOTHER, AND NOW SWITCHES IT UP WITH SOME SHOULDER THRUSTS! ADAM LUCAS IS BEING WORKED OVER HEAVY AS CAM LIFTS HIM TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, FOLLOWING SUIT HERSELF SHORTLY AS SHE HAMMERS HIM WITH PUNCHES AND BUNCHES! CAM ATTEMPTS A TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA, BUT ADAM LUCAS HANGS ON TO THE TOP ROPE AS SHE CAM COMES CRASHING DOWN, MAKING SURE TO LAND ON HER FEET AS SHE STUMBLES BACK TO GET HER FOOTING!
Gavin Kirkland: I GUESS SINCE I HAVE TO ACTUALLY COMMENTATE NOW, THAT LEAVES ENOUGH ROOM FOR ADAM LUCAS TO DIVE OFF THE ROPE WITH A CROSSBODY, HOLDING IT FOR THE PINFALL!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Eve: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY CAMERON, WHO GETS BROUGHT INTO CORNER! ADAM CHARGES IN WITH A STINGER SPLASH, FOLLOWED UP BY A FLURRY OF FOREARMS! CAM IS BARELY DEFENDING HERSELF AS LUCAS LIFTS HER TO THE TOP ROPE! ADAM CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE HIMSELF NOW, LOOKING TO BRING CAM UP TO HIS LEVEL FOR A SUPERPLEX, BUT SHE SLIPS OUT THROUGH THE OPEN LEGS OF LUCAS, PULLING A LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM, SO HE LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE COMES DOWN!
Deadprez: A STUNNED LUCAS GETS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY CAM WITH A BUCKLE BOMB THAT LEADS RIGHT INTO A FALCON’S ARROW!
Limmy Monaghan: And that could be it, it’s not about hitting your best move, it’s about hitting THE move, which can stun the opponent for the three count.
Deadprez: Couldn’t have said that better myself as now Cam brings the leg of Adam up to hook it for a pinfall!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHH-
Deadprez: ADAM NARROWLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS NOW CAM MAKES SURE HES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE AVA LOCK! THE AVA LOCK IS IN! ADAM LUCAS HAS NOWHERE TO GO IN THAT MODIFIED STF!
Limmy Monaghan: And you can see he knows it, just look at him flailing those arms.
Eve: IMAGINE WHAT A LOSS WOULD DO TO ADAM’S MOMENTUM GOING INTO RD!
Gavin Kirkland: NOTHING BUT PROVE WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW! HE HASNT EVOLVED TO THE MONARCH’S LEVEL! CMON, ADAM! DONT WASTE OUR TIME! TAP!
Deadprez: I DONT THINK THATS WHAT HES DOING AS HE STARTS TO DRAG HIMSELF, AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAM TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! AVA IS LOOKING TO PREVENT ANY CHANCE AT ESCAPE BY CRANKING MORE ON THE HOLD, BUT WHILE SLOWING DOWN LUCAS, DOESNT KILL HIS IRON WILL TO REACH THOSE ROPES!
Eve: COULD THIS PERHAPS BE A SECOND WIND, KNOWING HIS FUTURE OPPONENT IS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! WATCHING!
Referee: ROPE BREAK!
Eve: OH, AND THERE YOU HEARD IT FROM THE REF, LUCAS HAS GOTTEN TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND CAM HAS FIVE SECONDS TO BREAK THE HOLD!
Referee: ONE! TWO! TH-
Deadprez: SHE DOES SO, BUT IT WAS A BIT DELAYED, PERHAPS HER IN THE MOMENT INTENSITY BLOCKING OUT WHAT THE REF HAD TO SAY!
Limmy Monaghan: I’ve been there before, but to be honest, I’ve never really cared much what the ref had to say besides the count.
Eve: CAM TRIES TO PULL ADAM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING BY HIS FOOT, BUT LUCAS KICKS HER AWAY BEFORE PULLING HIMSELF OUT UNDER THE ROPE, CATCHING A BREATHER FROM CAM ON THE OUTSIDE AS HE LEANS ON THE BARRICADE BEFORE BEING CAUGHT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE, THIS ONE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN EARLIER! CAM REPEATS SAID SUICIDE DIVE AGAIN, AND SHES GONNA GO TO THR WELL A THIRD TIME…JUST SO HAPPENS ITS WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!
Limmy Monaghan: As someone who’s done it, I can tell you that move takes a slight toll on ya.
Deadprez: AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE DONE SO TO CAM, WHO HESITATES TO FAVOR HER BACK BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO STAND ADAM LUCAS UP, BUT HE INTERRUPTS THIS BY SHOVING HER BACK! CAM ALMOST COLLIDES BACK FIRST WITH THE STEPS BUT STOPS HERSELF! ADAM CHARGES HER WITH A SPEAR OF SORTS, BUT CAM SIDESTEPS IT, CAUSING HIM TO GO SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS, KNOCKING THE TOP ONE OFF FROM THE BOTTOM!
Eve: AND NOW THE REFEREE IS GONNA HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOKS LIKE NEITHER COMPETITOR IS GONNA GET BACK IN THE RING AT THIS RATE!
Eve: NAH, THEY LOOK TO BE DOWN AND OUT, BARELY ANY SIGNS OF LIFE!
Referee: SIX! SEVEN!
Deadprez: CAM! CAM BEAT THE COUNT BACK IN THE RING, BUT ADAM ISNT SO LUCKY ON THE OTHER HAND AS HE STARTS TO CRAWL!
Referee: EIGHT! NINE! TE-
Eve: ADAM LUCAS MAKE IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! A VERY CLUTCH MOVE BY THIS COMPETITOR, YOU CAN TELL CAM IS A BIT SHOCKED AS SHE LOOKS ON FROM THE CORNER SHES SAT IN BEFORE SLIDING OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON! CAM BEGINS HER ASCENSION TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE HAS LUCAS IN HER CROSSHAIRS!
Deadprez: BUT ADAM RUSHES HER AS SHE TRIES TO BALANCE HERSELF, LEAPING OVER HER OPPONENT, AND USING THE MOMENTUM TO CHARGE OFF THE ROPES, RIGHT INTO A HIP TOSS THAT IS FOLLOWED UP BY A CRADLE PILEDRIVER! HONOR BOMB CONNECTS! ADAM HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHRRRRRREEEEE-
Eve: SOMEHOW A KICKOUT!
Limmy Monaghan: Think that might’ve been the closest anyone’s gotten to winning this match so far.
Eve: YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, AND THERE MIGHT NO BE ANOTHER CLOSE CALL TONIGHT AS ADAM TRIES TO LOCK CAM IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE SUBMISSION HE CALLS ICONIC!
Deadprez: CAM PANICS IN THAT HOLD AS HER WINDPIPE GETS UNDOUBTEDLY CRUSHED! BUT SHE TURNS THAT SUBMISSION INTO A PIN OF HER OWN AS SHE STACKS ADAM UP!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: LUCAS IS QUICK TO KICKOUT OF THAT, BOTH ARE ALSO QUICK BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT CAM IS THE ONLY ONE QUICKER TO DRAW AS SHE CATCHES HIM WITH A MAFIA KICK, TURNING HIM AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR CAM TO CONNECT WITH BREAKING BARRIERS AS SHE MIGHTVE VERY WELL BROKEN THE SPINE OF ADAM LUCAS, WHOS LEG SHE HOOKS FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Limmy Monaghan: Yep, that’s all she wro- wow!
Eve: WOW IS RIGHT AS LUCAS BARELY INCHED THE SHOULDER UP, MUCH TO THE SHOCK AND AWE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!
Limmy Monaghan: Yeah, you never wanna see somebody kick out of your move like that, it can create some doubt, and cause you to question “what more must I do to put this person away?” But Cam is a pro, so I’m sure she’ll find an answer to that question if need be.
Deadprez: YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT AS SHE WAITS FOR ADAM TO BE IN POSITION FOR THAT STEP UP AXE KICK SHE CALLS GODDESS RISING! BUT AS CAM AIMED TO BRING THAT LEG DOWN ON THE BACK OF ADAM’S HEAD, HE CAUGHT HER IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB! CAM TRIES TO TURN IT INTO A HURRICANRANA! BUT ADAM SHOWS HIS POWER BY BUMPING HER BACK INTO POSITION!
Eve: HOWEVER, SHE TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WITH PUNCHES TO THE DOME, BUT ADAM LUCAS MAKES SURE TO SEND HER DOWN WITH THAT POWERBOMB BEFORE CRUMPLING DOWN TO THE MAT FROM FATIGUE, BUT HE NEEDS TO GET HIS WITS ABOUT HIM QUICK AS HE CAN HAVE CAM BEAT THERE WITH THAT MODIFIED LEVEL UP THERE!
Deadprez: YOU-
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST HAS COME TO A 20 MINUTE TIME LIMIT, DECLARING THIS CONTEST TO BE A DRAW!
(The crowd pour down with boos as the referee checks on the well being of both competitors, who remained sprawled down on the mat.)
Limmy Monaghan: Well, I can’t say this was the result I was expecting tonight between this two.
Eve: I don’t think this is the result anyone was as we were more enthralled with their performances than anything about the time running out.
Deadprez: True, but if this gives us an excuse to see a rematch, I’m all in on that.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not! Adam Lucas needs to get on the next level, aka Limmy’s level first! LOSER! :troll:
Eve: :dahell:
(Both competitors soon come to their senses as they use the ropes to help themselves up before shaking hands in the middle of the ring, causing the audience to clap at this show of sportsmanship before Cam leaves the ring while Limmy stands up from his seat to stare down Adam Lucas, but nothing physical comes from this as Limmy heads to the back while Adam stands his ground in the ring, causing the camera to fade to a commercial break of Season 15 in the EAW.)
(The scene fades back to Kyra Phillips backstage standing behind the blue Showdown backdrop and a microphone in her hands.)
Kyra Phillips: It’s been an excellent show so far, but we’re not done quite yet. We still have our main event of the night to look forward too and it’s a ‘Puerto Rican Wrestling Rules’ match, where ANYTHING goes! One of the competitors who will face King Kass at Reasonable Doubt for the Answers World Championship, Impact will be taking on the man who will be taking on Hall of Famer and former Answers World Champion, Cameron Ella Ava one-on-one, Lethal Consequences! With me right now, is that very man, who will be looking to shut his critics up and show everyone that he is still that version of Lethal Consequences! A further ado, ladies and gentlemen…Lethal Consequences!
(The crowd gives a mixed reaction to the Hall of Famer. Lethal Consequences looks to be quite calm, despite all the doubts that Cameron Ella Ava has told him these past couple of weeks. He seems like he’s just brushing off all of her harsh words towards him, not allowing it to get the best of him and throw him off his game. LC really hasn’t cared about what anyone has to say about him. He has been able to brush off anyone’s opposing opinions for him because the only person that he needs to prove something to is himself. No one else matters, but himself and only himself.)
Kyra Phillips: Now LC, in just a matter of moments, you will be taking on Impact in the main event, but I wanted to talk about the basis of your interactions with Cameron Ella Ava these past couple of weeks. She says that you are no longer the Lethal Consequences that people would find themselves to be intimidated by. In a way, she kind told you that you’ve gone soft —
Lethal Consequences: Gone soft? Gone soft, Kelly?
Kyra Phillips: It’s Kyra.
Lethal Consequences: Like it matters, but Lethal Consequences…THE Lethal Consequences is nothing, but a shell of his former self. He’s nothing more than one of them soft Elitists that doesn’t know when to stop. I’ve heard this story before. I could probably recite the whole thing in my sleep. It’s around the lines “LC’s old,” “LC’s glory days are behind him,” “LC seems like he doesn’t want to be here,” just a few lines that many of these neckbeards on Twitter have been saying over and over like they know what’s going in the mind of Lethal Consequences. They know what LC is feeling. They know what’s crossing LC’s mind and it’s kicking Impact’s ass good ole Puerto Rico style! If Cameron and everyone else wants to see that I am still this ‘badass’ who can still headline episodes of Showdown and FPVs, they should check out this matchup against two of the best Elitists of the past fifteen years. Two men who can still carry the company on their backs, out show many of these younger Elitists and perform at a much higher, higher level than them. Each time that narrative of “LC not having it in him” gets told, I have been able to null that narrative. It’s the same shit, different year. 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, it doesn’t matter the year, but Lethal Consequences continue to prove everyone wrong. No one is going to tell me to leave until I decide to leave and that’s not anytime soon.
Lethal Consequences: Now Kayla, the big elephant in the room is “why don’t we see LC putting in the effort like he’s normally done?” While all of these ‘wrestling journalists’ are trying to get their inner scoop from ANYONE. From the lunch lady at catering to the person that cleans the toilets. They are always looking for the inner scoop about why is wrong with me? Last week, they made rumors about my contract expiring and I’m just coasting for the ride. Fact check: my contract isn’t expiring anytime soon. I also saw another rumor about me having ‘backstage heat’ and besides Hawk not being too happy about costing Showdown Stadium Stampede, we were able to grab a beer and laugh about the entire thing. Another one was that I have some ‘secret injury’ that I am not disclosing to the public. That’s ridiculous because when have I let a little injury stop me from going out there and beating the asses of every man and woman who looks at me funny. It’s not a reason like that, so step away from your computers, ‘journalists’ because you are going to hear it straight from Lethal Consequences about why I have been the way I have been as of late. The answer to this question really shouldn’t shock a lot of people, but I am aware that other Elitists in the back will look at me kinda funny, but I really could care less about the opinions of sheep. The reason is…I haven’t been fed the food that I want.
(Kyra Phillips seems a bit confused, trying to see if she heard Lethal Consequences fine, but LC said what he said and he is able to keep a casual, but straight look on his face. Kyra is looking for more clarification as to what LC is going with this particular statement, but she can’t believe that he said that.)
Kyra Phillips:
Lethal Consequences: You heard me. I haven’t been fed the food that I want. Now, I had a couple of courses, but it was nothing that was going to satisfy me in the long run. It was nothing that was going to tame my appetite for the long haul. Since losing my World Heavyweight Championship in the Dome of Death, I’ve had been placed in matches that weren’t good for my appetite. Grand Rampage? Nah. Pain for Pride. Nah. Midsummer Massacre, MY event, was the only reason, where there was food on the table to satisfy me. I demolished Theron Nikolas. I destroyed that kid. I didn’t get the result I wanted, but at least, I can say that I got the competition that I want. With Jon Kelton last week? He is not the food that I wanted to be fed. He didn’t even hit the spot. It took one ‘LCR’ to knock him on his back and to win the match. At Reasonable Doubt, it will be no different as I prove to everyone that I am still the badass that they’ve tried to convince themselves I wasn’t —
??? : — Last week was impressive…
(Lethal Consequences is cut off by the sound of a woman’s voice. He turns around as the camera points at Cameron Ella Ava, who is still sweating from her competitive match with Adam Lucas. She had a water bottle in her hand and a mini-towel around her neck. From the way that she’s moving her neck, you can see that it’s a bit sore, but it shouldn’t be anything that holds her back.)
Lethal Consequences: Sore from the match? Going twenty minutes and now winning outright? The pain you felt squaring up with one of the best in EAW today won’t compare to the pain that I will put you through during our match at Reasonable Doubt. While Adam Lucas could be argued as one of the best today, I am not Adam Lucas. I am better than Adam Lucas. I am more experienced than Adam Lucas. I am not as naive as he is. I am a whole different breed. You won’t be stepping into the ring with a fresh-faced rookie, Cameron. You will be stepping into the ring with a grizzled veteran who is more than ready for his next meal. If you thought that match with Adam Lucas was tough, you aren’t going to be ready for Lethal Consequences.
(Cameron Ella Ava releases a chuckle. Within the chuckle, you can tell that she’s quite sore, but trying to not let it show. Lethal Consequences almost feels offended that Cameron would take him so lightly. What in the world is Cameron so confident that she’ll be ready for Lethal Consequences? Cameron’s confidence and ability to look at someone as hungry for success as Lethal Consequences is mind-blowing to a lot of people, but Cameron shows zero fear.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Well, you have a match coming up next, LC. This is your chance to prove it…but, you won’t.
(With that, she turns on her heel and leaves Lethal Consequences there, seething at the sight of her. Cameron knows exactly what she’s doing to LC. She knows exactly what she needs to say to him to get underneath his skin. With his match-up next, LC really needs to shift his worries from Cameron Ella Ava to Impact. If he will be able to keep that frustration back will be the question everyone will have for Lethal Consequences and we’ll be figuring that out in a matter of moments.)
(The Showdown broadcast fades back to a ringside view as we see Gina Romano stood in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone, ready to announce the next bout.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is the MAIN EVENT, and is scheduled for…
Crowd: *patient waiting.*
Gina Romano: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti would then blare through the speakers around the arena, as the crowd suddenly comes to a plethora of boos. White lights flicker around the stage, radiating such a marvelous amount of light it could be the catalyst to eye problems for the audience. Impact begins to walk through the curtains, taking step by step, with his eyes closed – blocking out the audience who he felt did the same. He eventually opens said eyes, before walking down the ramp, the crowd being less than a bother to him.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… hailing from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 221 pounds… the “Most Watched Champion in HISTORY”…. IIIIIIIIIIMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: And here comes, well, a man who believes he’s just that! The most watched champion in history; something he intends to do AGAIN come Reasonable Doubt as his goal is to dethrone Kassidy Heart! A woman who has defeated challenger, upon challenger, upon challenger… if anyone can do it, her next two challengers can. And don’t be surprised if it’s Impact who comes out on top. Though, in all honesty… I wouldn’t be surprised if neither of them did. Kassidy is the biggest threat to anyone on Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: :picard: Do not DOUBT Impact!
(Impact walks up the steel steps, before posing momentarily on the apron. He faces the crowd, though with his eyes closed once more, before he enters the ring and treads a circle. His wrists taped up heavily for this next encounter, he sits on the middle rope and motions for his opponent to enter. M3tamorphosis fades out, only to be replaced by ‘Success Is My Cologne’ by Curren$y as the crowd continues to boo. Walking out with a swift swagger, Lethal Consequences walks down the ramp; not in wrestling gear, however, jeans and heavy taping just like Impact has on his wrists, due to the possibility of anything sharp being used.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… hailing from Oakland, CA, weighing in at 230 pounds… “THE INEVITABLE”… LETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CONSEQUENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Deadprez: Speaking of World Champions, here comes the man who dethroned The Visual Prophet last year at Road To Redemption, last defeating Mr. DEDEDE – the husband of who Impact aims to face off against – and held that title with pride. It’s not often we see EAW Hall of Famer’s collide like we are tonight, more importantly, the Elitists who have been in EAW for over a decade on-and-off! But tonight, we do get to witness that, and we do get to watch that, as Lethal Consequences looks to make sure that whatever Impact is planning… well, quote-on-quote, “don’t have the right cocks to go against mine.” It’s clear LC is confident… and rightfully so.
Gavin Kirkland: :picard: That was vulgar language!
Eve: :mjpls:
(Lethal Consequences too walks up the steps attached to the ring, as a rattle is heard underneath his footing. 🤔 He enters the ring and immediately bounces onto the turnbuckles, raising two hands in a pose, before he drops down and goes to the opposite side; mirroring the pose he had just done a few seconds previously. His theme song fades out, as their pacing begins to slow down. They stare across the ring at each other, eye-to-eye, and not taking it off one another… this one will be brutal, yet fun to watch.)
Referee: You understand the rules? Prepare your culos…
Lethal Consequences: (off-mic) :drakelike: :dave:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: And we are underwa-
Deadprez: BUT THERE’S NO TIME TO INTRODUCE THE MATCH, AS THE SECOND THE BELL RINGS WE SEE IMPACT SPRINT FORWARD TOWARDS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND GO FOR THE FINISH! HE ATTEMPTS THE ‘EVISCERATION’ DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER, ONLY FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY AND ATTEMPT A MANEUVER OF HIS OWN! ‘LCR’!!! THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW- BUT IMPACT DUCKS UNDER, AND LC LANDS IN THE CORNER! Impact rolls backward to the center of the ring, as the two stare at each other for just a moment! They were both counting on the finish, yet they knew how to counter to perfection!
Eve: Well I guess we’re not wasting any time as these two attempted to end the match already – and continue to do so! LC kicks Impact in the stomach and attempts the Stunner, only for Impact to quickly catch his arms… ATTEMPTING THE FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER- But an armdrag from Lethal Consequences rolls Impact to the ropes! Impact gets back to his feet but is met by a knife-edge chop, and Lethal Consequences irish whips him across the ring… AND GOES FOR A HUGE SPINEBUSTER ATTEMPT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BIG BALDIE BETHAL BONSEQUENCES GETS DROPPED DOWN INTO THE GROUND WITH A HUGE DDT! IMPACT WITH A GREAT COUNTER DROPS LETHAL ON HIS FACE, BEFORE THEY BOTH ROLL AWAY WITH LC HOLDING ONTO HIS NOSE! IMPACT SLIDES UP TO HIS FEET AND GRABS LC BY THE JAW AND PULLS HIM UP, BEFORE PUSHING HIM DIRECTLY INTO THE CORNER! WITH OPEN-HAND PALM STRIKES, HE ATTACKS THE STOMACH NOT ONCE BUT TWICE, BEFORE HITTING AN UPPERCUT ON LETHAL’S FACE! Using his elbow, Impact begins to press his arm against LC’s head, up against the top rope!!
Deadprez: Lethal is trying to attack Impact in his stomach, using upper punches but none of them truly connect! Too close up for any damage to be done, and Impact knows this! He brushes Lethal’s face, before running the ropes… AND A HUGE RUNNING FOREARM RIGHT TO THE JAW! AND HE HOLDS UP THERE, AS HE TRANSITIONS INTO A HEADLOCK POSITION AND RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER… PLANTING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN THE CENTER OF THE MAT WITH A HUGE RUNNING BULLDOG! I don’t think he wants the victory right now, but he slips into the cover without hooking the leg!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Eve: Kick out just before two! But it seems that’s what Impact actually wanted, as Impact quickly flips over onto his knees, going for the ‘Walls of Impact’ – but Lethal Consequences quickly rolls over onto his back and kicks Impact right in the head! Imp stumbles back, before LC runs forward… rolling wheel kick! Impact falls into the ropes, before getting kicked into the gut… STUNNER! ‘DEAD EXECUTIVE’ CONNECTS AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SENDS IMPACT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, RIGHT ONTO THE OUTSIDE! IMPACT HOLDS THE BACK OF HIS NECK, AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences is now looking for a weapon, and after all, this is victory by any means necessary; no limits, and we all know neither of these two will hold back! Arms underneath the ring, Lethal Consequences pulls out a steel chair, and if Impact was anyone else they’d be getting PTSD from the week before Midsummer Massacre as one was cracked over his back over and over! And right now, it’s almost as if Lethal Consequences is looking to do just that, as he raises the chair above his head and swings straight down… BAM! CRACKING RIGHT OVER IMPACT’S BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS ENSURING THAT IMPACT WON’T GO FORWARD WITHOUT BACKACHE, THOUGH HE PROBABLY WOULD’VE ALREADY, KARLISLE GREY HAIR JEREMIAH! BUT EITHER WAY, LC USES THOSE CHAIR SHOTS TO KEEP IMPACT DOWN, BEFORE HE THROWS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE RING! LETHAL GRABS IMPACT BY THE HAIR BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE RING ALSO, FOLLOWING BEHIND!
Eve: Lethal quickly scurries back over to the chair before he picks it back up, and opens it, normally in the placement where it’d be seated on; though I feel like that’s not what he’s going to use it for! Lethal Consequences walks over to the corner, before wrapping the hole in the center right over the top turnbuckle, that’s definitely not a great position for it to be in! He scurries back over to Impact before grabbing him by the hair… AND HE THROWS HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT FALLS STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND AS HE MEETS THE FOUNDATION AND LEGS OF THE CHAIR, STEEL MEETING SKULL – METAL MEETING BONE – AS HE FALLS LIMP IN THE RING! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG AS HE LOOKS TO PICK UP THE VICTORY RIGHT HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: But a kick out from Impact! He pops the shoulder up despite going head-first into literal steel, but that’s the main event mindset these Elitists have to have, and Impact has known that for over a decade – not to mention Lethal Consequences has too! And LC also knows to follow up! He retreats back up to his feet, as he grabs the chair once more! Lethal looks to swing it down at Impact’s head- but Imp catches it, and tries to fight back, even if he’s slightly stunned! He attempts to push back, trying to slam it right into LC’s head, but Lethal yanks it away!
Eve: And then he drives the end of it right into Impact’s throat, and starts to choke him with it! Again, Impact tries to fight out of it, but this time it’s a lot harder as oxygen is being cut off! Blood rushing away from the head! But despite this, Impact is able to slide it right off of him, before he starts to crawl away… however, again, Lethal Consequences is not finished. He rests the chair on its legs, before… stomping out a support beam??? Stomping out a metal rod from the chair!
Gavin Kirkland: Y’all know what and who I would give *my* rod, but this is certainly not a good situation for that, as the bend at the right side of that metal rod appears to be VERY sharp, and Lethal Consequences knows this! Impact slowly starts to recover, before Lethal Consequences runs forward… BEFORE HE AIMS TO JAM THAT SHARP METAL BEAM RIGHT INTO IMPACT’S EYE- BUT HE DUCKS! PUNCH TO THE STOMACH! ANOTHER ONE! HE DROPS THE METAL, BEFORE IMPACT KNOCKS HIM INTO THE REALM OF DIZZINESS WITH A HUGE STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS BEEN ROCKED!
Eve: AND AS IMPACT MEETS THE GROUND, HE FINDS HIMSELF GRABBING ONTO THE METAL BEARING THAT CAME FROM THE STEEL CHAIR, AND HIS GOAL IS TO OBVIOUSLY PUT IT TO GOOD USE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TURNS AROUND AS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S COMING TO HIM, BEFORE *BAM!* IMPACT RUNS FORWARD AND JABS IT RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD, AND IT’S STUCK! THE METAL ROD IS STUCK RIGHT IN HIS FOREHEAD, AND BLOOD SLOWLY STARTS TO COME DOWN INTO HIS FACE! BUT HE’S NOT DONE! HE’S NOT DONE! IMPACT LEAPS UP AND HITS A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER; INVERTED ‘TURNING TIDES’ CONNECTS! INTO THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Deadprez: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS ABLE TO LIFT THE SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME! THE PUERTO RICAN CROWD LOVES VIOLENCE, IT’S ALMOST AS IF THEY HAD JUST WATCHED THE NEW BATMAN TRAILER; BECAUSE THEY’RE OFF THEIR FEET ALREADY AND THEY’VE BARELY GOT INTO THE NITTY GRITTY, AS WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE WITH IMPACT ROLLING OUT OF THE RING; PERHAPS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER WEAPON! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LAYS IN THE RING TRYING TO REMOVE THE METAL CAREFULLY FROM HIS HEAD, AS IMPACT PUSHES OVER THE STEEL STEPS TO REVEAL… a bag? And… AND A FORK! STORED UNDER THE STEPS!
Gavin Kirkland: I am NOT sure how they got there, but either way, it doesn’t matter! He grabs the fork and plastic bag, before entering the ring once more, with Lethal Consequences in his sight once again! Impact presses his hand against the metal to push it in his head ever so slightly, before he takes the fork… and slowly starts to SCRAPE it across his head! Using the teeth of the fork to scratch at the skin, and already bleeding head, before he… REPEATEDLY JABS IT INTO LETHAL’S HEAD! HE’S BOUND TO MAKE A HOLE OR TWO, OR SOME CUTS WITH THIS TACTIC!
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ HEAD IS POURING STREAMS OF BLOOD, AND THIS ONLY ENCOURAGES IMPACT AS HE DRIVES THE FORK INTO HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER AND OVER! LC TRIES TO STRIKE THE HAND AWAY, ONLY FOR IMPACT TO STAB IT INTO HIS HEAD AND LEAVE IT THERE, DOING EVEN MORE DAMAGE!
Deadprez: BUT WHEN THERE’S A WILL, THERE’S A WAY, AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PUSHES THE FORK OUT OF SAID WAY! IT FLIES INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BEFORE HE STARTS TO RECOVER ON HIS TWO FEET IN ORDER TO RETURN TO THE FIGHT-
Eve: BUT HE DIDN’T NOTICE THE PLASTIC BAG, AND WE SEE IMPACT THROW IT OVER HIS HEAD AND PULL IT TIGHT TO AVOID HIM BEING ABLE TO GET IT OFF! THERE’S NO OXYGEN INSIDE OF THERE, THERE’S NOWHERE TO BREATHE, THERE’S ONLY HIM AND THE BAG; QUITE LITERALLY REMOVING THE BREATH FROM HIS MOUTH!!! IMPACT THEN TRANSITIONS INTO A MICHINOKU DRIVER II ATTEMPT, LIFTING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES UP FOR ‘THE ABSOLUTION’… WHICH CONNECTS! IT LANDS! HE’S DRILLED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT AS IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG, THIS ONE COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH IF THAT MANEUVER HAS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE!
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Deadprez: KICK-OUT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! I’M NOT SURE HOW SMART THAT WAS BUT ALAS HE REMAINS IN THE GAME! HE ROLLS ONTO HIS STOMACH, YET IMPACT ISN’T ALLOWING HIM TO ESCAPE, AS HE GRABS THE TWO HANDLES OF THE PLASTIC BAG BEFORE HELPING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES COME TO HIS FEET! IMPACT SLAPS HIM OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BEFORE GRABBING THE CAMERA – THAT’S EXPENSIVE! HE WRAPS THE WIRE AROUND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD, BEFORE THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE… AND HE HANGS HIM! HE HANGS HIM ON THE OUTSIDE, PLACING HIS BOOT ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE PULLS IN!
Crowd: :blessed:!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: These fans are loving the good ‘ol fashioned rules, as some iconic shots from the olden days show scenery just like this, only Impact stepped up a notch with the suffocation of the bag! Lethal Consequences begins to fade, and as he does so, Impact allows him to drop; tumbling down to the outside and giving him the notion to continue their brawl elsewhere! Impact slides out of the ring, before looking underneath the apron as he attempts to gather a brand new weapon… Is that… A 2X4 PLANK OF SOLID WOOD???
Eve: IMPACT JUST PULLED OUT A THICK 2X4, WHILST TURNING TO FACE HIS OPPONENT WHO HAS JUST NOW RIPPED OFF THE PLASTIC, WITH A LOOK IN HIS EYES THAT SCREAM VICTORY! IMPACT PLACES THE WOOD UNDERNEATH LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ CHIN, LIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND, BEFORE THROWING HIM ONTO THE APRON AND INTO THE RING! IMP HAS MURDER ON HIS MIND AS HE LOOKS TO USE THAT WOOD AS A MAJOR ADVANTAGE, SLIDING IN FROM BEHIND AND WAITING A RECOVERY! HE’S GOING TO SWING THAT OVER LETHAL’S HEAD, AND IT’LL CERTAINLY KNOCK HIM OUT! HERE HE GOES-
Deadprez: ‘LCR’!!!!!!! THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO IMPACT’S EYE DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS! HE WASN’T EXPECTING IT IN THE SLIGHTEST, AND HONESTLY, NEITHER WAS LC AS HE DROPS TO HIS KNEE, AND SLOWLY STARTS TO CRAWL OVER TO THE COVER – HE WASN’T READY TO POUNCE STRAIGHT IN! HE CLENCHES ONTO THE KNEEPAD, BEFORE HOOKING THE LEG!
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Deadprez: YET HE MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME! THE POINT OF THE ELBOW COULD HAVE BEEN THE CATALYST TO HIS LOSS BUT HE WAS ABLE TO PUSH THE SHOULDER OFF OF THE MAT TO BREAK IT BEFORE THREE!
Eve: Impact able to power out of the LCR, showing us his resilience, but this simply gives Lethal Consequences the control here! He pushes himself up to his feet with a stumble, but he recovers nevertheless, and now goes directly after that 2×4 plank of wood that was introduced earlier on! Lethal bends over and grabs the wood, before slowly turning his attention back to a downed Impact, who’s only just recovering – albeit not much! LC swings the 2×4 right into his chest… BAM! It connects, and Impact appears to be winded ever so slightly!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact rolls onto his stomach, and now Lethal Consequences kneels down and starts to scraaaape the wood over his back, yiiiiikes! He’s intentionally giving him splinters here! The 2×4 being used to practically puncture Impact’s back, and now LC IS STANDING ON THE WOOD, MAKING SURE IT GOES IN DEEPER! THAT HAD NOTICEABLE SPLINTERS STICKING OFF OF IT, SO TO ENSURE THAT THEY GO INTO SOMEONE’S BACK IS EVIL! That’s the wrong type of blowing a back out, and Lethal Consequences knows this as he now has other ideas! He grabs the 2×4 and carries it over to the corner, resting it against the turnbuckles…
Deadprez: And now LC grabs Impact by the wrist and lifts him up with a strong attempt at an irish whip- but Impact firmly places his feet into the mat! LC tries even harder, but he gets kicked in the gut as Impact goes for the Double Knee- No one home! LC pushes him back, before kicking HIS gut… AS HE HITS THE STUNNER- NO! IMPACT PUSHES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE PLANK, ONLY FOR LETHAL TO STOP HIMSELF JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! HOWEVER, IT MAY NOT BE PERFECT, AS IMPACT IS SEEN RUNNING- ‘LOWDOWN’! THE SPINEBUSTER!!!
Eve: BUT AS HE WAS ABOUT TO TWIST IMPACT RIGHT INTO THE PLANKS, HE MEETS AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! IMPACT IS ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET, BEFORE HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS FROM BEHIND IN THE FULL NELSON POSITION, SWEEPING THE LEG, AND DRIVING HIM DOWN RIGHT INTO THE WOODEN 2X4 PLANK, DROPPING HIM AND POSSIBLY ENDING HIM WITH THE ‘HAIL MARY’!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MUST BE OUT, AS IMPACT IS ABLE TO SLOWLY PLACE AN ARM OVER LETHAL’S CHEST, IN THE WRECKAGE OF THAT NOW-SNAPPED 2X4 PLANK! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG AS HE COULD HAVE WON!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT! SOMEHOW LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MANAGES TO KICK OUT, AND IN THE PROCESS, HE HUFFS IMPACT RIGHT IN THE BULLETS – RIGHT IN THE NARDS – RIGHT IN THE BALLS! HE KICKS OUT WHILST PERFORMING THE ‘NO CAL’ PUNCH TO THE CROTCH, AND IMPACT IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO ROLL AWAY HOLDING THAT ATTACKED AREA! LC STARTS TO ROLL AWAY TOO, YET PART OF ME THINKS HE’S GOING TO RECOVER BEFORE HIS OPPONENT, THERE’S NOT A LOT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU GET A FIST RIGHT UP YOUR NETHER REGIONS! GOOD LORD! 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
Deadprez: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES NOW BEGINS TO UNHOOK THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE, EXPOSING IT TO THE OPEN EYE, SOMETHING THAT COULD BE VERY BRUTAL WHEN IT COMES TO WRESTLING MOVES; AND THAT’S WHAT HE AIMS TO DO! HE GRABS IMPACT BY THE HAIR, BEFORE RESTING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE… BAM! KNEE TO THE HEAD! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! SANDWICHING HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN LITERAL STEEL AND BONE!
Eve: HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO KNOCK IMPACT UNCONSCIOUS, THOUGH, IT’S ALMOST AS IF HE HAS ANOTHER IDEA! LC TURNS AROUND AND RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER, NOW RUNNING, KNEE STRIKE!!
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! LC GOES HEAD-FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL, BEFORE ROLLING INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! IMPACT SLOWLY STARTS TO RECOVER, PUSHING HIMSELF OFF THE GROUND WHILST LOOKING AT A GROUNDED LC – A WHOLE OTHER IDEA IN MIND HIMSELF! HE PLACES THE CHAIR ON TOP OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES… HE SPRINGBOARDS, AND MOONSAULTS DIRECTLY ONTO LC! ‘FLIGHT SIGHTS’!!! THE LIONSAULT!!!! IMPACT INTO THE COVER!
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Deadprez: NO! A KICK OUT FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, AVOIDING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN CERTAIN DANGER, CERTAIN DEFEAT! THE MATCH CONTINUES ONWARD!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact pushes himself off of Lethal Consequences, before rubbing the sole of his boot against Lethal’s head! Impact steps over him before he moves over to the corner, preparing another attempt at ‘Evisceration’ and if this connects, there’s no way it won’t be over! Lethal Consequences pushes himself up to his feet, stumbling backwards, before Impact runs forward… Wait… WAIT! IS THAT???
(Impact sprints forward, as Kassidy Heart leaps onto the apron. Impact stops for a moment, before…)
BANG!
(FIRE shoots up straight into his face! Holding a lighter, and leftovers of flammable paper, she drops down – whereas Impact cannot see.)
Eve: WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST SEE??? HOW DID… WHY DID… WHAT JUST HAPPENED??? IMPACT DROPS TO HIS BACK HOLDING ONTO HIS EYES, AND IT’S OBVIOUS THAT SOMETHING’S UP! AS IF HE WAS MOMENTARILY BLINDED! LC BEGINS TO REGATHER, BEFORE HE STUMBLES OVER TO IMPACT… YET DOESN’T END IT! HE STARTS TO TOY WITH HIM, PUSHING THE SOLE OF HIS BOOT INTO THE BACK OF IMP’S HEAD!
Deadprez: Though, that slight feeling of something meeting his head triggers him to try and stand up! Yeah, he’s definitely blinded, but that won’t stop him from attempting to finish things as he throws those Fist of Fury KO hook attempts at Lethal… but they all fall on flat ears!
Eve: Lethal is easily able to counter, and as he does so, he bends down and grabs half of that 2×4… BEFORE JAMMING IT RIGHT INTO IMPACT’S FACE! HE SCRAPES EVEN MORE SPLINTERS ACROSS HIS HEAD, PRACTICALLY BLINDING HIM EVEN MORE, LEAVING HIM HELPLESS! IMPACT IS IN A WHOLE WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW, BEFORE HE’S EVENTUALLY PUT DOWN… WITH A STUNNER! ‘DEAD EXECUTIVE’ CONNECTS AS IMPACT DROPS TO THE GROUND, AND IF THIS WAS ANY OTHER TIME, WE’D SEE A COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: YET HE DOESN’T DO THAT! INSTEAD, HE KNEELS DOWN BEHIND IMPACT, BEFORE SLAPPING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE – YEP, HE’S OUT OF IT! WHICH MEANS ONE MORE THING… A FINALE! LETHAL GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AGAIN, BEFORE LIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND…
Deadprez: IMPACT IS BARELY STANDING WITH LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ ASSISTANCE, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT HIS ASSISTANCE WILL EASILY RESULT IN HIM BEING DROPPED, AS HE QUICKLY SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING TO HIT THE ROPES… ‘LCR’ CONNECTS AGAIN! ELBOW RIGHT TO NOSE, IMPACT HITS THE GROUND, AND LC COVERS!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… LETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CONSEQUENCEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
(‘Success Is My Cologne’ by Curren$y hits the speakers, as Lethal Consequences rolls away from Impact’s prone body. Kassidy Heart stares on from the outside, not taking her eyes off of the Elitist she could have just blinded, whereas Lethal pushes himself off of that person to stand back up. The referee raises his hand as he begins to bask in his victory.)
Eve: :lupe:!!!!! Y’know, I can’t help but think that if it wasn’t for Kass, Impact would’ve won… as a matter of fact, that is the truth. But my main question is HOW? I’m unsure as to who would let a flammable substance get into Kassidy Heart’s hands, and I’m just more confused as to how she was let OUT HERE! I’m pretty sure Lethal Consequences doesn’t give a shit, but everyone else does…
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy REALLY had to come out and ruin this for us, huh? She really had to come down here as if she owns the place, and ruin a perfectly great contest between two EAW 08ers, or 09ers – whatever the phrase is! Kassidy Heart owes us a refund, and I hope that refund is one of two men beating the ever loving shit out of her! And I’m going to enjoy it when it happens!!!
Deadprez: If it ever does happen :lupe: there has been Elitist after Elitist who’ve failed, so the fact Kassidy is now going to these lengths… just shows that her mindset is superior… Regardless of whether the result was tinted by her interference, what stands is the fact that Impact now needs to remember that Kassidy Heart isn’t just some push over who holds a champion – not to say that he did think that. The point is… he needs to remember how much of a threat SHE is!
(As Lethal Consequences finishes his celebration, he slips out of the ring, slowly walking past the Answers World Champion, just giving her a momentary glance over his shoulder, with a limp in his step. Kassidy Heart then slides into the ring…)
Eve: OH NO! KASSIDY IS NOT DONE, THIS ISN’T NECESSARY! KASSIDY HEART DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES, AND HOOKS BOTH OF IMPACT’S ARMS, AS SHE LOCKS IN ‘THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES’ – THE SUBMISSION THAT ENDED THE MATCH AGAINST LIMMY MONAGHAN! SHE’S PRACTICALLY LOOKING TO RIP THOSE ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS JUST TO DEAL THAT EXTRA BIT OF DAMAGE!
Deadprez: YET HOLD ON… SHE’S NOT JUST ENDING THERE! KASSIDY HEART REACHES OVER TO THAT METAL BEAM, THE SUPPORT BEAM STOMPED OUT OF THE CHAIR, BEFORE BRINGING IT CLOSER TO IMPACT’S MOUTH… THIS CAN’T BE GOOD, NOT AT ALL… SHE STARTS TO PULL BACKWARD WITH THE METAL IN HIS MOUTH, WRENCHING AT HIS MOUTH AND CHEEKS, AND ALSO AT HIS HEAD!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS SICKENING, THIS WASN’T NECESSARY; YET IT’S SOMETHING THAT SHE CHOSE TO DO! THE MATCH IS OVER AND SHE FELT THE NEED TO DO THIS?? #NOTMYKING! #NOTMYCHAMPION! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME OUT HERE TO STOP HER FROM ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING IMPACT’S NECK AND SHOULDERS, BECAUSE IF NOT? THAT’S A FREE-PER-VIEW MAIN EVENT THAT COULD BE IN JEOPARDY, HERE, THINK ABOUT YOUR ELDERS, NOT YOUR PEERS! DEFEND SHOWDOWN’S LEGADO FROM THIS FRAUDULENT KING!!!
(Kassidy Heart continues to wrench back, despite the referee’s plea, and despite the referee’s attempt at pulling her away; a cold, blood-lusted expression appears on her face as the idea of completely dislocating a body just to let them know who’s truly the king around here is a desire she will not leave unfulfilled.)
Eve: KASSIDY HEART CONTINUES TO DESTROY IMPACT WHO IS HELPLESS RIGHT NOW, IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, COMPLETELY FOCUSED ON DAMAGING HIM AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! HER SURROUNDINGS MEAN NOTHING, ALL THAT MATTERS IS DESTROYING THOSE ARMS, AND WRENCHING THAT HEAD BACK WITH THAT METAL STRUCTURE BEAM FROM THE CHAI-
**CRACK!**
Deadprez: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL… WAS THAT? THERON NIKOLAS OUT OF NOWHERE, WITH A HUGE PUNT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART’S HEAD THAT LEAVES HER MOMENTARILY KNOCKED DOWN! ALMOST AS IF HE WAS WAITING FOR HIS TURN, JUST TO GO FOR THAT BIG GLOWING WEAK SPOT THAT SHE HAS TO POWER THROUGH WHENEVER TARGETED! HE GOES FOR THE HEAD WITH A HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS, USING THE TOE OF HIS BOOT TO DRILL HER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
(Kassidy Heart falls down into the center of the ring as she immediately grasps ahold of her head. Theron’s timing was impeccable and something she didn’t even expect, but alas, she refuses to stay down. She refuses to stay down for anyone. Pushing herself off her feet, she swings in Theron’s direction…)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT OUR NEXT SAVIOR GRABS HER BY THE WRIST, AND DELIVERS A HUGE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT INTO HER HEAD! THE KAMIGOYE CONNECTS, A ‘DIVINE SUNDERER’ RIGHT TO THE FRONT OF HER HEAD! KASSIDY HEART SEEMS ROCKED, BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, AS HE PULLS HER FORWARD INTO A…
Eve, Deadprez & Gavin Kirkland: ‘GOD’S REQUIEM!!!!!’
Eve: THE SWINGING REVERSE STO PLANTS HER DIRECTLY INTO THE CENTER OF THE MAT, TAKING HER OUT MOMENTARILY! THERON NIKOLAS SLIDES INTO A KNEELING POSITION AS HE TAKES A LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART, BEFORE STANDING BACK UP… YET SOMEHOW, SHE REFUSES TO STAY DOWN TOO! PUSHING HERSELF OFF THE GROUND IN THE WORLD’S MOST STRUGGLED PUSH UP, SHE ONLY ENDS UP MEETING A SWINGING REVERSE STO POSITION AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME THERON POSITIONS HIMSELF… DRILLING HER INTO THE CHAIR! ‘GOD’S REQUIEM’ INTO THE CHAIR!!!
(Kassidy Heart lands head-first into the steel chair after having her head isolated due to Theron’s grip. She isn’t unconscious, and her limbs are moving to get back up, but Theron’s boot forces her to stay down… until… he notices Impact.)
Deadprez: OH NO… WHERE ARE SECURITY WHEN WE NEED THEM?? HE GRABS IMPACT BY THE WRIST, AND PULLS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND INTO THE SWINGING REVERSE STO POSITION… HE PLACES HIS FINGERS ACROSS IMPACT’S THROAT… BEFORE IT CONNECTS! HE TAKES IMPACT OUT TOO!!!
(Theron Nikolas once again slides to his feet. He looks at both of his opponents – Impact out cold, and Kassidy Heart just twitching in an attempt to get back up with all her strength reaching for his boot – with a grin on his face. He stands tall, and poses, before the copyright logo appears at the bottom left of the screen, and the broadcast fades to darkness…)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
