Anna C. Flowers
(COLD OPEN: Showdown opens up to a wide view shot of the Brisbane Entertainment Centre from beautiful Brisbane, Australia as the fans are shown cheering and waiting in anticipation before “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” By 2pac hits to a HUGE reaction from the crowd as TLA drives his way out in a custom lowrider but has a noticeably serious demeanor on his face as the crowd continues to cheer him on)
Pierre: It’s been quite a time for TLA, he couldn’t capture the EAW Championship and his rivalry with Cody Marshall has only seem to intensified since then! And you can see the noticeable frustration on his face.
Deadprez: But he still has the fans support, no matter where we go they cheer this man on, it’s like no matter what the crowd will always stay behind TLA!
(TLA enters the ring, and ask for a microphone before he begins to speak but the cheers are overwhelmingly loud that he waits)
TLA: Igh so I’ve been here, whether it be off and on because of my history isn’t too sugar and some of the past owners of EAW wouldn’t be invited into the poon palace but still I’m here. I’m making it clear right here right now, cause I got a whole bunch of familia that sees how hard I work, the raza, my people and everyone here and everyone all over the world is my familia because I am treated as familia and ese the love is delivered right back.
(Crowd cheers)
TLA: but if you ain’t been watching it’s like a common thing with, I get so close, no cigar and I’m honestly tired of not grabbing the brass ring when it’s right there, I got la raza behind me, I got people who want to see me at the top, but why am I not there? Am I not as good as I think I am? Am I wasting my time? Should I have ignored the opportunity to come back to EAW when it was presented?
(Crowd boo’s)
TLA: Obviously yall think differently, and I know deep down, no matter how many times I get knocked down, you can’t keep la pantera sexual down. I can’t die it seems ese, so I’m here for a purpose and that pisses one vato off. And I am still dealing with him, we’ve brawled, we’ve fought, he even spilled my blood two weeks ago on Showdown. I can’t be the EAW Champion for the raza if this man is in my way, one of us has to drop so one of us can get what we want. I already told the world what I want, and I’ll get it, but the only way I get it is if I take this to where Cody wants to take it.
(TLA drops the mic a bit before he looks up with a smirk)
TLA: you want guerilla warfare? You want to see just how barbaric i can get? I’m going to take that bald pendejo and I’m putting him down. At Showdown No Regards, you and I, we are going to fight and were going to do it in a condition where this will end between us. You and I, we gonna see who the last man standing is and then and finally then I will focus soley on taking the EAW Championship, until then I’m focusing one hundred percent of myenergy on putting you down and ending this, you want an end ese? You are going to get it.
(TLA drops the mic as “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” picks right back up as he begins to exit the ring as the fans continue to cheer him on)
Pierre: TLA making it clear that the only clear destination for him to get to the EAW Championship is to end this with Cody but I hope this doesn’t go too far, they are two of the brightest stars we have on Showdown and I wouldn’t want anyone to get seriously hurt.
Deadprez: Don’t be such a pussy, this is EAW, this company was built on beating the hell out of each other to a bloody pulp AND THAT IS HOW THIS IS GOING TO END, WITH BLOOD BEING SPILLED, LAST MAN STANDING, OCTOBER 27TH I CAN’T FRIGGIN WAIT!
Pierre: Anyways moving, we are about to head into our first match here on Showdown!
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Until It Sleeps” by Metallica blasts across the speakers to loud cheers from the fans!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first… from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Natural Born Killer” SHANE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES!!!
(Shane Gates erupts out of the curtain as he makes his way down to the ring looking confident in his abilities.)
Deadprez: Shane Gates is here for most likely the biggest match of his career! It may be a non-title match but bah gawd almighty he is facing the EAW Champion!
Pierre: Shane Gates seems ready here tonight and from what I have heard he has been training his ass off all week! It will be a real test to see if he can stand up to the EAW Champion or if he gets completely crushed by the dominant Hall of Famer!!!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana w/ Dark Leather Jacket hits!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent… from Edmonton Alberta Canada weighing in at 225 pounds he is the EAW Champion… “The Whole F’n Shabang” DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOND CAGEEEEE!!!!
(Diamond Cage makes his way to the ring looking all business as he shoves the EAW Championship up in the face of Shane Gates defiantly yelling at him.)
Deadprez: Diamond Cage looks pumped up as usual but you have to wonder if he is actually in any shape to compete here tonight!
Pierre: Cage took a serious beating at Territorial Invasion in multiple matches as well as recently defending the title against Terry Chambers. He may look completely ready but we will see if all of this brutality is finally taking its toll on Diamond Cage!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: We are underway as Diamond Cage and Shane Gates lock up in the ring! And Cage quickly drops Shane with a waist takedown! Cage the crafty veteran instantly controlling this contest as Gates rolls through struggling back up to his feet! They lock up yet again but the same thing happens! Cage dropping Gates who grabs onto the ropes forcing the referee to break things up. Gates looking frustrated as he locks up with Cage yet again…
Pierre: But this time Gates grabs Cage as he goes around his waist! Gates flips over Cage’s back with a Sunset Flip and grabs the leg from behind wrenching Cage down to the ground! Gates about to have an Ankle Lock applied! No! Cage now grabbing the ropes and forcing the break!
Deadprez: Gates looks pleased with himself that he outsmarted the champ there but Cage isn’t finished yet. He may have only angered the beast! Gates goes to lock up with Cage once more!
Pierre: But Cage punches him hard right in the face!
Deadprez: Shane Gates taken down with that hard strike! Cage has had it with this technical wrestling shit! Cage now mounting Gates and pummeling into his face! Looks like Cage has this thing under control! Cage dragging Shane Gates back up into a corner as he continues to beat down on his opponent! Gates looking delirious!
Pierre: Wait Shane Gates caught the arm of Diamond Cage off one of those strikes! Gates drags Cage down into the ring locking in the Decapitator! The Double Underhook Crossface has been applied! Cage may have no choice but to tap!
Deadprez: Actually he was very close to the ropes and just grabbed onto them to break the hold! It appears that he had that submission well scouted.
Pierre: Shane Gates looking annoyed that Cage got out of his signature hold as both men get back up to their feet. Gates looking to lock up with Cage once more…
Deadprez: But Cage grabs the wrist of Gates applying a wrist lock… no wait he’s pulling Shane Gates back! THIS IS IT!
Pierre: MURDER. DEATH. KILL!!! CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Shook Ones” by Mobb Deep hits!!)
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?
Pierre: Cage abandoning the cover as he looks up towards the ramp… Could it be?!?!?
Deadprez: IT IS!!!
Pierre: It’s Scott Diamond! He’s here! The Perfect Storm is standing on top of the ramp and he’s begging Diamond Cage to come fight him!
Deadprez: I can’t believe it! And Diamond Cage looks like he’s going to accept the challenge!!! WAIT WATCH OUT!!!
Pierre: SHANE GATES FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLLUP!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… SHAAAAAAAAAAAAANE GATESSSSSSSSS!!!
(“Until It Sleeps” by Metallica hits as the crowd explodes in excitement!!!)
Deadprez: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! SHANE GATES JUST PINNED THE EAW CHAMPION!!!
Pierre: This is one of the biggest upsets I have ever seen Dead!!! Look at Scott Diamond’s face he is laughing as Shane Gates has his arm raised in the ring!
Deadprez: Diamond Cage is livid! He is out for blood!
Pierre: Congratulations to Shane Gates on this huge win! Regardless of how it happened this young man just scored the biggest win of his entire career here tonight!!
(Shane Gates is shown celebrating in the crowd with the Australian fans as Diamond Cage storms up the ramp raging and chasing after Scott Diamond. The camera then cuts to a commercial for the DIVISION Pro Wrestling Network! Watch the entire archive of this legendary promotion including over five episodes of content!!! Only $999.99!!!)
(We open back up to see The Dragon Slayers standing backstage with Eve)
Eve: We’ve heard all week about the impending challenge for the Unified Tag Team Championships and the Dragon Slayers have requested this time!
Mike Shaw: It’s pretty simple, we feel we are absolutely better than Marrkade, we feel we are the most cohesive units, and we can already see who the weak link of their team is, I mean they fought each other for the National Elite Championship and one of them has to live as a complete loser.
Sam: We see through the whole “may the best man win” shtick, and we also see vulnerability, we want to become the Unified Tag Team Champions and we are making a case for our challenge against the so called champions because we want it on our turf, the big October 27th show, Showdown No Regards is where the hunt is completed and the Dragon Slayers will have gold by their name. I mean three of us will have gold.
Shaw: Cept you Charlie, you loser. We expect an answer and we expect it soon. Don’t make us come to you.
(Dragon Slayers walk off as Eve looks on before camera pans back to the ring)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“You Only Live Once” by Suicide Silence hits as Damon Diesel makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 205 pounds… DAAAAMMMOONNNN DDDDIIIEEESSSSEEELLLLL!!!!
(Damon comes down to the ring throws feint punches, attempting to scare the referee, but the ref doesn’t flinch and looks at Damon like he’s a crazy person)
(“Odee” by A Boogie hits as Chris Elite makes his entrance with Big Mike)
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds and accompanied by Big Mike… CHHRRRIIISSSSS EEEELLLLIIITTTEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: When I found out Chris Elyse was gonna be on Showdown, I knew we were in for a treat and already this man is making waves here on Saturday nights!
Pierre: Well he’s in for a challenge against the always tough Damon Diesel in this one and now it looks like the referee is set to go!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And the action is already going as Diesel charges at Chris Elite! But Elite takes off and ducks under the clothesline of Diesel and leaps onto the second rope and lionsaults back off, CATCHING DIESEL AS HE GOES DOWN INTO A NORTH/SOUTH PINNING POSITION!
ONE!
TWO!
T—
Pierre: Not enough but it nearly finished Diesel off with sheer shock factor! Chris hops back up to his feet and Damon gets up cautiously, keeping his eyes on the former WHC. Now Diesel looks to move in with that same caution and maybe move towards a power game where he may hold the advantage. He reaches up and wants the test of strength! Elite glances back at Big Mike before matching Diesel’s hands. The two have locked and now Elite looking to try and overpower Diesel here but Damon is slowly pushing Chris backwards! Diesel takes the upper hand… BUT ELITE JUST ROLLED BACKWARDS INTO A MONKEY FLIP! Diesel crashed hard onto the mat! And now Elite walks over and grabs ahold of Diesel’s head to pull him up!
Deadprez: But Diesel now driving elbows into the gut of Chris Elite! And now a left hand across the jaw! And a big kick to the gut! Grabs Chris by the head! BIG DDT! Elite is planted skull first into the mat and Diesel tries for a quick cover of his own!
ONE!
TWO!
T—
Still not enough as Elite kicks out! But Diesel isn’t bothered! He rolls Chris over and grabs ahold of Elite’s leg and bends it back! BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN! Diesel is deadly with this move! Look how he twists it back messes with the ankle joint as well for extra pain? That’s gotta hurt and Elite looks like he’s inn a abac position!
Pierre: Elite looking for the ropes but not finding himself anywhere close. Diesel is just torquing back on the leg and Chris may have to tap here! Wait— WHY IS BIG MIKE ON THE APRON?!? He’s shouting at Diesel and ignoring the referee who tells him to get down! Diesel releases the hold and charges! Big forearm shot to Big Mike sends Elites bodyguard crashing to the floor! Diesel turns around…
Deadprez: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! ELITE JUST TOOK DIESELS HEAD OFF WITH A SUPERKICK!!! Chris makes the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner by pinfall… CHRIS ELITE!!!!
(Chris has his hand raised as Big Mike slides in to celebrate with him)
Pierre: Chris Elite walks out with the win thanks to Big Mike.
Deadprez: Say it however you want. If Diesel had kept his composure instead of letting his hold go, he may have won the match. But he didn’t and he got caught. Plain and simple.
Pierre: Maybe so, but I guess we will never know.
(Commercial for EAW 2k19! Now streaming on Twitch, hosted by Clara Lovelace)
(We open back up to Chris Elite right after his match with a smile on his face before he hears clapping by Ahren Fournier who steps in wearing his ring gear, and Big Mike goes to approach him but Chris steps in front of him)
Ahren: Hmm, good victory. It was kinda not against the GOAT but starting small is what you seem to be good at anyway?
(Ahren walks off as Chris forms a smirk across his face before whispering something to Big Mike)
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 220 pounds… “THE OKAY” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKE KING!!!
(Drake King makes his way to the ring slapping hands with the fans.)
Deadprez: Drake King looks ready to go! He is truly OK!
Pierre: So true. Much OK.
(“Holier Than Heaven” by The Amity Affliction hits!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent from Pawtucket, Rhode Island weighing in at 210 pounds… “The GOAT Champion” AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN FOURNIERR!!!
(Ahren Fournier makes his way out to the ring slowly being booed angrily by the audience.)
Deadprez: These fans are not OK with Ahren.
Pierre: They sure aren’t and I’m not sure that they will ever be OK again after this.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: We are underway now as Ahren and Drake face off in the ring! Ahren backs away as he goes between the ropes… but Drake charges in to drag him out! Drake grabs Ahren by the tights as he pulls hard on the back of his hair! But Ahren spins around catching Drake on the side of his head with a Spinning Knuckle Shot! Now Ahren grabs Drake by the head and looks to slam him hard into the turnbuckle! But Drake is resisting! Hard elbow shot to the neck of Ahren who lets go as Drake turns around and grabs him by the head once again! Drake tries to force Ahren’s neck down over the top rope but Ahren kicks him hard in the leg with a mule kick!
Pierre: Ahren with a hard clubbing blow to the back of Drake King! Ahren now shouting abuse at Drake as he falls to his knees but Ahren drags him back up by the arm! Ahren whipping Drake across the ring… reversal! But Ahren catches himself on the ropes! Ahren charges forward as Drake is caught off guard… thumb to the eye!!! The crowd booing as Drake King falls back holding his eye in pain! Ahren laughs as he grabs Drake… who rushes hard goring Ahren right into the turnbuckle!
Deadprez: Drake King with a series of hard shoulder thrusts into the corner! But Ahren pushes him away! AHREN CONNECTS WITH THE STAR STRUCK!!! THE COVER!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: Drake King kicks out! Ahren pulls Drake back up to his feet as he slams him head first into the turnbuckle! Ahren screaming at Drake now that he is the GOAT champion! But Drake grabs Ahren now and slams his head off the turnbuckle instead! Ahren’s ego proving his downfall there giving Drake time to recover and strike hard! Ahren tries to walk away but Drake follows him to the next corner and bashes Ahren’s head off the top rope yet again! Drake whips Ahren across the ring as he charges in to the other side.
Deadprez: And runs right into a hard forearm from Ahren Fournier! Drake King reeling now before running back in but Ahren with a Roundhouse Kick knocks Drake back nearly taking him off his feet! Ahren now climbing the ropes! What does he have in store here!
Pierre: I guess not much because Drake King charges in grabbing the leg of Ahren just as he steps on the top of the turnbuckle! Drake pulls Ahren back into the ring hard as Ahren is pulled back landing face first in the ring! Ahren back up as Drake King swings wildly at him but Ahren ducks beneath the blow! Ahren grabs the legs of Drake tipping him backwards! Drake falls onto his back hard on the mat as Ahren is still holding his legs… AHREN CATAPULTS DRAKE HEAD FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!
Deadprez: But Drake King lands on the top rope instead! Drake King flips off the top rope with a Moonsault!!! BUT AHREN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! AHREN WITH THE COVER!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: Now that was a real close call! Both men back up now… Ahren looking to end things here as he hooks the arms of Drake King! WAIT DRAKE BROKE FREE! Arm Drag by Drake takes Ahren down! Ahren rolls through back up to his feet… and a Dropkick by Drake King sends him right back down! Ahren rolls away into the corner… Drake charges in with a Running Knee shot!!!
Deadprez: NO! AHREN MOVED! Drake King goes head first into the turn buckle and catches his knee on the ropes! Damn that had to hurt! Ahren now with a disgusted look on his face as he pounds away at the back of Drake King in the corner viciously! This is the side of Ahren that Drake did not want to see here tonight! Ahren grabs Drake by the hair and slams his head hard into the turnbuckle before stomping him repeatedly into the mat! Now Ahren with a few shots to the face! Ahren grabs Drake by the throat and pulls him out into the ring.
Pierre: SMALL PACKAGE BY DRAKE KING!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: But Ahren easily kicks out! Drake King tried to steal one there but it wasn’t very effective.
Pierre: Both men back up as Drake kicks Ahren hard in the gut! Maybe it was more effective than we thought! He has turned the tide of this match here tonight! Ahren grabs his gut in pain as he crumples down to his knees. Drake with a Buzzsaw Kick to the head of Ahren! NO! Ahren ducked and slid away! Drake regains his posture as he looks across the ring at Ahren determinedly! Ahren back up to his feet now as he goes to lock up with Drake King once more!
Deadprez: Ahren overpowering Drake here as he shoves him back against the ropes! Ahren whips Drake across the ring… and he goes over the top rope on the other side! Ahren charges in… but Drake gores him hard in the gut sending him back! WAIT DRAKE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!!! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS!!! Drake King looking fired up as the crowd is cheering him on!
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Pierre: Ahren back up to his feet… SUPERKICK BY DRAKE KING!!! NO! AHREN DUCKED!!!
Deadprez: PROTECT YA NECK BY AHREN FOURNIER TO DRAKE KING! IT’S ALL OVER!!!
Pierre: NO! DRAKE KING MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND AHREN COLLIDED WITH THE ROPES! Drake grabs Ahren from behind! Rolling Cutter! HEIR TO THE THRONE CONNECTS!!!
Deadprez: But he’s not covering him! What the hell…
Pierre: Stupid stupid move by Drake King as he refuses to cover his opponent and now oh god…
Deadprez: He’s going to the top rope! This is a bad move! Ahren is gonna move out of the way!!
Pierre: DRAKE KING WITH THE OK SPLASH OFF THE TOP!!!
Deadprez: AND AHREN…
Pierre: He didn’t move! THE OK SPLASH CONNECTS! THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKE KING!!!!
(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits as Drake King has his arm raised in victory by the referee!!!)
Deadprez: Wow that was actually more than OK! Drake King getting the win here tonight!!!
Pierre: Drake King put it all on the line, you have to believe that if he had missed that final move it would have been all over for him! But he somehow managed to pull it off against a former Interwire Champion!!!
(The crowd continues to chant OK as we fade to a commercial break. Undercover racism exposed in EAW’s video production community? Learn more in our award winning investigative series Tronline: To Catch A Hater tonight at 8!!!)
(We open up backstage to Ahren holding his ribs and walking backstage noticeably frustrated)
???: BOZO ALERT! BOZO ALERT! BOZO ALERT! DICKEATER APPROACHING!
(Ahren is shown locking eyes with Chris Elite who smiles)
Chris: Starting small huh? And you just went out there and got your ass kicked? You make me laugh.
Ahren: … You couldn’t lace up my boots, let alone beat me in a match.
Chris: You the only “GOAT” I know that’s been taking L’s, you take L’s and still have a goat complex? You look like you need to start small again.
Ahren: You know what I know? That if we ever fought in the ring I’d send your ass packing back to Voltage.
Chris: We can test that, I’m on a crusade to put dickeaters back in their place and let them know I’m well in my prime so what you want to do?
Ahren: Is that some kind of challenge? Pfft.
Chris: I want to fight you, at No Regards. You can continue being a silly bozo who just runs his mouth or you can show up and prove you are what you say you are cause what I’ve been seeing recently, you another dickeater running his mouth and losing matches.
Ahren: …..
(Chris walks off as Ahren looks on noticeably upset)
(Cameras open to show Ashton Thomas already in the ring, waiting for his match)
Pierre: Welcome back to Saturday Night Showdown! Ashton Thomas is set for action here already as we continue!
(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones, Jr. hits as Terry Chambers comes out onto the ramp, ready to make his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the—
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL?!?
(Diamond Cage runs out from behind the curtain holding a folded camera tripod in his hands and smashes it into the back of Terry’s skull)
Pierre: Did Cage steal that from production or something?!? What is this?
Deadprez: This is a man who is not happy about taking a loss earlier tonight and he’s letting his steam out.
(Cage beats the tripod like a baseball bat into Terry on the ground before looking up at Ashton in the ring)
Pierre: Cage is making his way into the ring, his eyes locked in on Ashton Thomas! Thomas tried to swing, but Cage ducked it!
CRACK!!!!
Deadprez: and he just connected the tripod into Ashton’s jaw! That was sickening to hear! And now Cage is… he’s unfolding the tripod and setting it up in the middle of the ring? What’s he gonna do with this?
Pierre: Cage now with nothing but rage and hatred in his eyes, he pulls the barely conscious Ashton up by the head. Grabs from the top with a gut wrench… lifts him up… OH GOD A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB RUNS ASHTON THOMAS SPINE FIRST INTO THE SPIKE OF THE TRIPOD! That’s industrial grade equipment! It didn’t give at all and Ashton falls off it motionless on the canvas.
(Officials are helping Terry to the back as EMT’s come out with a stretcher and cautiously roll into the ring, eyeing Cage who still looks pissed as they begin to strap Ashton onto the stretcher and roll him out)
Deadprez: Cage decimates these two here tonight but he’s clearly got more on his mind.
(Cage takes the tripod and hurls it at the EMT’s as they just barely move fast enough for it to fall short and ask for a microphone)
Cage: Now as you can see I’m not having a good night and two men just got hurt, Scott Diamond, get your ass out here right now.
(Camera looks up the ramp as Scott doesn’t come out at all)
Cage: I’M DONE PLAYING YOUR GAMES, YOU MAKE YOURSELF A DISTRACTION TO GET AN EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH OUT OF ME? WHY DON’T YOU COME ON OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
(Camera goes right back up the entrance way)
Cage: You know I could understand why you wouldn’t want to fight me right now, because you aren’t man enough to get your ass kicked by someone hundred pounds lighter than you. I am not backing down from you, you aren’t good enough to fight me for my damn belt, you but are good enough to get your ass kicked right here, right now you stupid son of a bitch.
(We look up the ramp once again, and finally “Shook Ones” By Mobb Deep hits as Scott Diamond casually walks out with a stoic look on his face as the crowds anticipation begins to build for the impending confrontation as Diamond Cage exits the ring and grabs a steel chair and enters the ring as Scott Diamond continues making his way down to the ring)
Pierre: Things are going to explode, Diamond Cage and Scott Diamond, this is not good and security better get out here fast!
Deadprez: LET THEM FIGHT, HE’S GOING TO RIP DIAMOND CAGE IN HALF!
(Scott has a microphone in his hand as Diamond Cage dares him to step inside the ring)
Scott: You haven’t changed much Cage. You go on this big rant, about how I don’t deserve a shot at the EAW Championship, you convey that message convincingly, but still you are blaming other people for your failures?
Cage*without a microphone*: GET YOUR BIG DUMBASS IN THE RING!
Scott: The big bad rebel, Diamond Cage is angry? Same old shit. But you know what Cage. Put all the blame on me, if that’s what makes you sleep at night, but now you have a reason to fight me. Make me pay Cage, put the EAW Championship on the line for added motivation and fight me, that’s all I ask.
(Cage grabs back up the microphine)
Cage: The answer still stands as is, it’s a waste of time to beat your ass and prove to the world what I already know. I’m a better world champion than you have ever been and I’m the number one champion in EAW. What do I have to prove to you, as a oppose to you fighting me just to prove something to yourself, you can’t hang with me because I was in here putting in work while you was swallowing mediocrity and asking for more of it.
Scott: Same old shit.
Cage: You want to fight me? I look at it as you need to fight me. I don’t need to fight you, you present nothing but a challenge of irrelevancy. The EAW Championship deserves better.
Scott: Maybe it deserves a better champion.
Cage: The fuck did you just say?
Scott: Maybe the people deserve a better champion. If I was champion and I held the belt, and someone wanted to fight me, I’d fight them, cause I’m done with the silly shit and I thought you and I were one in the same when it came to wanting to fight anyone but we obviously differ.
Cage: Scott, It would be real easy, for me to get mad, for me to boil over and smash this chair over your damn skull. But I’ll just want to do it repeatedly and accept your challenge. You want to fight me to bring some kind of relevancy back to your career, I’m a career ender Scott, when this championship is on the line, I don’t care who it is or what circumstance it is under, you wanting this is personal and therefore that’s all I need to make sure you do not walk let alone ever fight me for this EAW Championship.
Scott: So be it, I’m done playing this game with you. How about this, you give me the match.
Cage: No.
Scott: And I’ll let you pick the stipulation.
(Cage looks at Scott as Scott has a serious expression on his face)
Scott: Everyone knows you walk around here like a mad dog with rabies and I’m not afraid, I know your mind is twisted, barbaric and absolutely corrupted with violence, and I don’t fear it, I’ll step into any environment, I’ll step into hell itself to fight you Cage. If that’s what it is going to take, but I will not take no for an answer.
(Cage looks down and looks around as the fans are chanting)
Cage: October 27th, No Regards. Any kind of match? You know what, I accept. And you are going to regret this decision, it’s almost like you are begging for an end Scott, and I wasn’t going to indulge but I see you won’t stop, you want an end. You’ll get an end, and you’ll leave without the EAW Championship. And you’ll leave a beaten man, courtesy of the undisputed EAW World Champion. Diamond Cage.
Scott: So it’s settled? We will fight at No Regards right?
Cage: Isn’t that what the hell I said?
Scott: Then I have something to give you.
Pierre: SCOTT LIFTING CAGE ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! OH MY GOD!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE VORTEX!! HE PLANTS DIAMOND CAGE!!! AND SCOTT POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND A SMIRK CROSSES HIS FACE!!!!
Deadprez: YES!!! THE WORLD IS GETTING THE MATCH!! SCOTT DIAMOND VS DIAMOND CAGE FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AT NO REGARDS!!!
Pierre: BUT REMEMBER IT’S ANY STIPULATION CAGE WANTS!! WHAT DO YOU THINK HE’S GOING TO PICK?!?!
Deadprez: DOESN’T MATTER! WE GETTING A NEW EAW CHAMPION IN TWO WEEKS TIME AND I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT!!! WOOOOO!!
(“Shook Ones” By Mobb Deep hits as Scott Diamond walks up the ramp not looking back as Diamond Cage is stirring around the ring but a smirk crosses his face as he holds his ribs)
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(We open back up to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring awaiting our main event)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Fitzpatrick: And it is our main event of the evening!
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac hits as TLA comes out looking ready to fight)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Tlaxcala, Mexico by way of Miami, Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds… T! L! A!
Pierre: TLA has called Cody Marshall out for a Last Man Standing match at No Regards. He wants to end this rivalry emphatically.
Deadprez: that would be knock down, drag out, brawl. Those two hate each other.
(“Ice Tray” by Quavo hits as HBB makes his entrance with the Interwire Championship around his waist)
Fitzpatrick: And his tag team partner, making his way to the ring from Ferguson, Missouri, weighing in at 220 pounds… he is the EAW Interwire Champion… THE HEARRTT BRREAAAKK BBOOYYYY!!!!
Deadprez: And its always a good day when we can see the Interwire Champion. You know, I was just watching something on YouTube today…
Pierre: Huncho Vidz? I saw that too. Good shit.
(“Pray For Em” by Meek Mill hits and Malcolm Jones comes out and makes his entrance, smirking at HBB the whole way)
Fitzpatrick: and their opponents, Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Harlem, New York, weighing in at 230 pounds… MALCCOOOOOLLLMMMMM JOOOOOOOONNEESSSS!!!!
Deadprez: Here’s a man who has been making life difficult on HBB of late.
Pierre: Something is gonna have to break between these two eventually.
(“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash hits as Cody Marshall makes his way out)
Fitzpatrick: And his tag team partner, making his way to the ring from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 305 pounds… COOOODDDDYYYY MMMAAARRSSHHAALLL!!!
Deadprez: And Cody still feel no love for TLA as he eyes—
Pierre: CODY RUSHES THE RING AND CHARGES FOR TLA!
(Referee catches Cody who tries to get to his target and TLA does the same but HBB holds him back)
Deadprez: Ref better get some control here!
(Malcolm Jones steps in front of Cody and puts his hands up. Telling him he has it, no worries. Cody breathes with steam nearly visible coming from his nose before stepping onto the apron)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: TLA and Malcolm Jones will start us off! The two meet in the middle and lock up! Malcolm immediately twists out into a wristlock and boots TLA in the ribs before torquing the lock in tighter. But TLA now drives into Malcolm and forces him into the corner and breaks the hold! Good ring awareness by TLA! And here comes TLA firing off on Malcolm in the corner! The ref starts the count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
F—
Pierre: TLA backs away with his hands up and the ref checks on MJ! TLA tried to come from behind— THUMB TO THE EYE FROM JONES! And now MJ comes out of the corner! Unloading on TLA! Shot after shot connecting and TLA is wobbling! MJ swings again…
Deadprez: BUT TLA DUCKS IT AND NOW HE TAKES MJ DOWN BY THE ARM!!! CROSSED PATHS! THE CROSS ARMBREAKER APPLIED!!! Can TLA submit Malcolm Jones this early in the match?!?
Pierre: No! Cody Marshall climbed in and stomped TLA into breaking the hold! But now he won’t stop! Cody has his prey and he wants to hurt TLA! But Cody isn’t legal! The ref has to count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: This match is called off because Cody couldn’t control himself! This is two main events, two weeks in a row that Cody has ruined! Now Cody just pummeling on TLA! BUT TLA MANAGES TO DODGE A SHOT AND WRAP AROUND CODY’S SHOULDER! He’s going for some sort of hold! TLA now swinging and connecting with Cody’s face! But Cody slips out and exits the ring! Cody checking himself for blood… BUT HERE COMES TLA! SUICIDE PLANCHA TAKES OUT CODY MARSHALL!!! The two collapse together and are still brawling!
Pierre: LOOK BACK IN THE RING! MALCOLM JONES HAS GRABBED A STEEL CHAIR AND HIS SIGHTS ARE FIRMLY ON HBB WHO HAS BEEN DISTRACTED! MJ charges!!!
Deadprez: GOLDPRINT! HBB just superkicked the chair and sent it into MJ’s skull!!!!
(HBB exits the ring to grab his title belt and a microphone)
HBB: Malcolm! I’m sick of this s—t! You and me! No Regards! I ACCEPT!
(HBB drops the mic and holds up the Interwire Title)
Pierre: HBB VERSUS MJ AT NO REGARDS!! TLA AND CODY MARSHALL ARE STILL BRAWLING ON THE OUTSIDE! THIS IS A CHAOTIC MESS! SOMEONE GET SOME HELP OUT HERE! SORRY FOLKS! WE WILL HAVE MORE FOR YOU NEXT WEEK ON SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWD—
(EAW Network Logo buzzes)
