Jaron Collins
(EAW intro plays.)
(RECAP: The recaps begins with Raven Roberts opening up the show before being interrupted by the woman who accepted her open challenge on Voltage, Darcy May Morgan. The two would go back on the mic and even bring up the No Way Out match before their confrontation would end with Darcy May Morgan making a list of demands ahead of their match at King of Elite. The two women would finally shake hands and then we’d transition over to our first match of the night in Lucas Johnson versus Ray Oliveira. Ray wasn’t even able get one shot in but instead would go on to be dominated by Lucas Johnson. The match would end quickly, but Lucas didn’t stop there and sent an emphatic statement to Jon Kelton by Claymore kicking Ray after the match. Afterwards, Ryan Wilson would confront Xavier Williams and let him know that he’s been running his own investigation of sorts regarding who attacked Xavier Williams. Xavier did not take too kindly to this, and would tell the general manager to stay out of his business, but Ryan seemed to not heed the words of Xavier Williams after he walked away. Then we’d immediately cut to Jon Kelton on the hunt for Lucas Johnson after costing him his Answers World Title number one contender match. Alissa Brady would go on to confront Kelton and let him know that Lucas had supposedly left the building, it would all turn out to be a ruse done by Lucas Johnson, who would grab the pipe that Kelton dropped and hit him in the back of the head with it. We’d then see Harlow Reitchert on special guest commentary as Xavier Williams went head to head with James Ranger in a winning effort. After the match, some tension between the two would definitely linger before Xavier began making his way to the back. It would then be time for Strawberry Steve’s BBB open challenge in which Cac DeMarco would answer, the champ would easily pick up a victory over the Cac to hold onto his title. The “Last Messiah” Drake King would appear to be ringside for the one of the quarter final matches in King of Elite which was Ronan Malosi vs Kassidy Heart. Ronan would put up a good fight, but in the end, Kassidy would go on to put up a better one and was the one to advance in the King of Elite tournament. Alexis didn’t wait long after the match to enact her revenge on Ronan Malosi for screwing her out of the King of Elite tournament. She would go on target his then hurt shoulder, Ryan Wilson came down to intervene, but would eat a superkick from Alexis for his troubles. Kassidy Heart was then interviewed by Kyra Phillips and promised that every one will bow down to her after she wins the King of Elite tournament. We would then return to action as Kid Ohio took on Jack Ripley. It would be an impressive effort from Kid Ohio, but in the end, he’d succumb to our Answers World Champion after a bit of a distraction by Justin Windgate, who Superkicked Ohio into next week after the match in an act of revenge. Alexis Chambers would then wish her partner Bethany Blue the best of luck in her match before being kidnapped by a then mysterious person unbeknownst to Bethany Blue. Bronson Daniels would recap his journey in EAW and recap how no one thought he’d take the New Breed Title from Jalyn Garcia, and how now no one is thinking he’ll take the Answers World Title from Jack Ripley. Bronson Daniels is focused on doing one thing and that’s proving the doubters wrong at King of Elite. We’d then go into our main event of the evening which was another quarter finals match for the King of Elite tournament that featured Bethany Blue and Consuela Rose Ava. Drake King would make his presence known again during this match to observe the competitors. The match would be back and forth between Consuela and Bethany, but Ronan Malosi and a man unknown (presumed to be Ryan Wilson) revealed themselves as the man who attacked Alexis Chambers. It then became a game of pick your poison for Bethany Blue who was stuck between a rock and hard place in choosing to pursue King of Elite or save Alexis. Ronan gave her a choice as the referee counted. A tearful Bethany Blue would choose to throw away her opportunity and obey Ronan’s order to save Alexis from further harm via losing by count-out. But in the end, Ronan Malosi would do a despicable action in hitting the tied up Alexis Chambers in the face anyways with a steel crowbar as the tron shut off. Drake King would then try to talk on the mic before Kassidy Heart and Consuela Rose Ava interjected, tired of hearing Drake King. They would go on to invite him to Showdown next week before beating him down. Consuela would take this time to remind Kassidy there is no friendship between the two and hit her with La Rodilla De La Muerte, and the recap ends with Consuela closing the show and standing tall.)
RECAP END.
(“Uncontainable” by Set It Off hits as blue and white pyro explodes on top of the stage and then the blue lights and lasers shine throughout the arena as the virtual fans are cheering ready for the show to begin.)
(SCREEN BAR — EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY!)
Deadprez: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO ANOTHER EDITION OF SHOWDOWN!
Eve: What a show we got tonight. We’re still reeling from the ending of the show last week, but we got amazing action. In our main event, we have two women looking to make history to be the first woman to represent their brand in the King Of Elite finals!
Deadprez: And, the champion Jack Ripley tags with his King Of Elite opponent tonight against Chained Fury. Speaking of Jack Ripley and Bronson Daniels…we take it to the ring!
(The scene pans with Gavin Kirkland inside the ring. He is standing on the vertical end of the table with the contract for Jack Ripley versus Bronson Daniels for the Answers World Championship at King of Elite. A pen is connected by a chain on the contract. It’s a real contract signing feel with the black leather rolling chairs and microphones on each end. It’s clear that both men are going to have a few things to say to each other, so that’s the reason for them. Gavin has a microphone in his hands as he looks to begin this entire thing.)
Gavin Kirkland: WELCOME TO SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN! I am the man of your dreams, Gavin Kirkland and I’ll be hosting this contract signing! Now, before I bring out the two men battling it out for the Answers World Championship at King of Elite. This is going to be a match as big as Xander Payne’s waistline. We witness Bronson Daniels getting his first one-on-one opportunity against the newly crowned Answers World Champion, Jack Ripley. Jack has vowed to be a fighting champion, so it should make this title match up really interesting. This is truly the show with some of the best wrestling on the planet, so I expect for these two to surprise everyone and steal the entire show at King of Elite. Enough with my rambling and let’s proceed with this contract signing.
Gavin Kirkland: Introducing first is a man who is a former New Breed Champion, who surprised everyone from his rise on the Showdown brand last season. We saw him cement his spot as one of the Next Up Elitists of 2021 with his big win at Pain for Pride 13. He also had a shining performance at Road to Redemption, where he found himself in the final four of the match, but the match was won by Jack Ripley. Bronson has two victories over the Answers World Champion; one of them being before Reasonable Doubt and the other one just a couple of weeks ago on Showdown. Bronson earned himself a shot at the Answers World Championship by defeating Jon Kelton, so it shouldn’t be question on whether Bronson earned this shot. Now a further ado, ladies and gentlemen… the challenger…Bronson Daniels!
(“Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin plays through the speakers of the World 1 Theatre as the crowd gives a positive reaction as Bronson Daniels walks out with a confident look on his face.)
Eve: Well, here is Jack Ripley’s challenger at King of Elite. Just as Gavin stated, he has TWO victories over the Answers World Champion. Some may argue that they’re by count out, but Bronson considers them victories and he’s looking to get victory number three at King of Elite.
Deadprez: Bronson Daniels claimed that he’s “outsmarted” Jack Ripley in the past. There are some people who think that those shouldn’t be considered victories, but Bronson couldn’t care less about the opinions of the EAW Universe. He has the biggest match of his career to focus on in a few weeks. He looks like he’s more than ready for the match.
(Bronson Daniels pulls out one of the rolling chairs before sitting on it. He spins himself around in the chair before plopping his feet up casually. His entrance music dies down as he manages to get a microphone in his disposal.)
Bronson Daniels: Man, it feels so damn good to be in this position. Not only do I get a chair with wheels, but I get this nice and shabby contract signing. It’s not an ordinary contract signing, but one for the Answers World Championship. One for the Showdown main event and it’s where I really belong, Gavin. This is the spot that I belong in, but something feels missing and I think it’s on Jack Ripley’s shoulder. It would have been easier for Jack to just hand over his championship because I got the upper hand on him on TWO occasions. Not just one, but TWO occasions. Neckbeards wanna argue and be like: “But, but, but, they’re COUNT OUT” victories, but think of it from my perspective for a second. I outsmarted our current Answers World Champion. I outsmarted him back in November and I outsmarted him on the first Showdown of 2021. You would think that Jack would fail to make the same mistakes against someone like me, but he’s an idiot not too. Still, people wanna think that Jack is somehow gonna get that victory over me at King of Elite? Oh no, I’ve been busting my ass off for an opportunity as huge as this one. I have been on the grind for an opportunity like this and in a few weeks, it arrives and I’m feeling quite good about my chances at King of Elite. People are gonna label me as the ‘underdog,’ but they should be labeling me as the next Answers World Champion because I am going to prove EVERYONE wrong and that I will pin and submit Jack Ripley in the middle of that ring. Enough said.
(Bronson Daniels puts the microphone on the desk before sitting back with his feet up, waiting for Jack Ripley to arrive.)
Gavin Kirkland: Introducing next is a man who’s basically accomplished everything that there needs to be accomplished in this company. He’s a record three-time Unified Tag Team Champion; he retired the Hardcore Championship and became the first-ever PURE Championship of the new era, had an incredible reign as National Elite Champion. From that resume alone, he had all of the credentials to be a first-ballad Hall of Famer, but the one thing that was missing was a World Championship reign and that was fulfilled at Road to Redemption when he ended Jamie O’Hara’s six-month reign on top. He vowed to be a fighting champion and to take on any challengers and he will be doing that against Bronson Daniels at King of Elite. Ladies and gentlemen…your Answers World Champion…Jack Ripley!
(The crowd gives a massive pop as “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL blasts through the speakers as the Answers World Champion himself, Jack Ripley walks out with the Answers World Championship on his shoulder. Jack is looking around the virtual EAW Universe, who are showering him with love and adoration before making his way down the crowd.)
Deadprez: Here is the Answers World Champion himself! Jack Ripley fulfilled the one thing that had been haunting him for the past two years and that was becoming a World Champion. It was the feel-good moment of Road to Redemption and the EAW Universe just adores Jack and were rooting for him to win the big one. I think that everyone wants to make sure that Jack has the title reign that he deserves.
Eve: Jack Ripley was one of the underutilized talents of this company, but his moment arrived at Road to Redemption when he won the title. Jack has vowed to take on anyone who steps up to the plate to him. He wants to be able to make the most out of this reign and compete in some amazing matches. He just wants his reign to go down as one of the best and he has the chance to do that.
(Jack Ripley stands on the opposite side of Bronson Daniels, who stands up to his feet. Jack raises the Answers World Championship above his head, allowing Bronson to get a good look of the title. Jack sits down and places his championship nicely next to him. His entrance music dies down before getting a microphone and putting it near his lips. Bronson’s eyes are staring at the Answers World Championship.)
Jack Ripley: You like the title? Unfortunately for you, Bronson; that’s the closet that you’ll get to a World Championship anytime soon. To say that this reign has gone the way I would like to would be an understatement because it hasn’t. I wanted to walk into the first Showdown of 2021 with a victory underneath my belt. I perceived that tag team match as the first match of my reign and it was going to set the standard for how the rest of my reign was going to go. Instead, I find myself losing the match via count out and that left a nasty taste in my mouth. I don’t like losing whatsoever. I don’t like losing matches by count outs because I feel like I am so much better than a count out victory. You don’t see Jamie O’Hara losing matches by count out. You didn’t see Mr. DEDEDE or that bih Cameron Ella Ava losing matches by count out. I wanted to elevate the prestige of the Answers World Championship and by losing by count out, it isn’t a step in the right direction. It almost makes it seem like the prestige is diminishing and that’s not what I wanted to do as champion. I wanted to prove that I can be a great Answers World Champion. I wanted to give the brand a champion that they can look up too. I wanted to lead by example and it angers me that I couldn’t get to the ring on time and gave you the second so-called ‘victory’ over me, Bronson. Now, look at me, Bronson.
(Bronson Daniels slowly looks up to Jack Ripley’s eyes. The intensity is filling up the air between these two men. Both men want to prove something and to different things. Both want to be Answers World Champion and will do anything for it to happen at King of Elite.)
Jack Ripley: Your victories over me aren’t legit. If anything, they are fucking jokes. I would say that I expected better from you, but I would be lying and I don’t think that the EAW Universe wants someone that lies to them. I think they value a little honesty and someone that is going to keep it 100% real with them, so I am going to do that. Unlike me, Bronson; you are living in a fairytale. You came into this company as one of the brightest stars. The world was your oyster. The sky was the limit with you. You managed to shock the world by capturing the New Breed Championship within the first few months of your career. You lost said title and think that your career is going to soar and it’s going to lead you to become Answers World Champion. As people may rave about your performance at Road to Redemption, it provided you with the false hope that you’re destined for bigger and better things. Someone who pulled out the performance he did at Road to Redemption shouldn’t be happy with count out victories over the Answers World Champion. No, it should upset you. It should light a fire underneath you to work that much harder to pin or submit the champion. Something that you won’t do at King of Elite. Road to Redemption was just false hope. It was a feel-good moment and a solid fifteen minutes of fame for you, but it’s running out, Bronson. Once you’re underneath those lights at King of Elite and you get your shot at the Answers World Championship, you will crumble on the spot. You will realize that you aren’t meant to hang with someone like myself. You will realize that you may be WAY over your head if you think that you have a shot at pinning or submitting me. You will be exposed as someone who isn’t as good as he hypes himself to be and I’ll prove that despite the ‘victories’ that you clutch on, I was always the better wrestler than you.
Bronson Daniels: I thought that someone like you would relate to me, Jack. For the past few years, weren’t you someone that lived in a fairytale? Weren’t you someone who thought that he would break away from tag team wrestling and be the star that he believed that he was always destined to be? You experienced your naysayers. You had people tell you that you weren’t good enough or that you’ll always be a tag team wrestler or mid-card champion, but you believed that you would be World Champion one day. Meanwhile, people mocked you. People didn’t believe that you would ever reach that point. For someone, who has dealt with their own criticism from a lot of the Elitists in the back, you are starting to act like them.You’re trying to imply that fairytales don’t exist? Well, you’re the same person that’s lived in fairytales. You’re the same person who has had people tell him that he would never be World Champion, but you got your moment at Road to Redemption. Just like, I’ll get my moment at King of Elite. The grand stage is something that I am quite familiar with. Take Pain for Pride for example, I was out for an ankle injury for about a month. People thought that I wouldn’t heal in time and it would hold me back from competing at my absolute best at Pain for Pride. I was counted out, but I didn’t let that stop me. I went to Pain for Pride and defeated three other men to become New Breed Champion and I’ll do it again at King of Elite. I’m glad that you acknowledge that I’ve defeated you twice, but what if we up the ante?
(Jack Ripley seems intrigued, but is listening, so Bronson Daniels continues.)
Bronson Daniels: You see, I know that I’m capable of pinning and submitting you. I am confident in my skills that I don’t need to rely on a count out to defeat you. I’m aware that count out victories mean nothing in championship matches, but I’m confident that I can pin and submit you ANYWHERE in that arena. So at King of Elite, why don’t we make Bronson Daniels versus Jack Ripley a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH?
(The virtual crowd cheers as Jack Ripley chuckles, almost like he can’t believe that Bronson Daniels requested that match.)
Jack Ripley: Falls Count Anywhere? What’s wrong with just a typical one-on-one? Worried about being exposed as being inferior to me?
Bronson Daniels: I’m not worried about shit, but you did assure everyone that you would be a fighting champion. I didn’t think that you would care about the stipulation, unless you were capping with all of this ‘fighting champion’ stuff? I’m here to prove that I can get the job done. Doesn’t matter if it’s in the ring, ringside, in the crowd, backstage, the locker rooms, catering or parking lot, but if you’re the champion that likes to fight and will fight anyone anytime and anyplace, you would accept that stipulation.
Jack Ripley: It’s just a random stipulation, but fine by me. I didn’t think that you would be the smartest person to decide that kind of stuff. I plan to make that bite you in ass at King of Elite.
(Jack Ripley pulls the contract close to him before signing his name on the line before closing the contract and pushing it over to Bronson Daniels.)
Bronson Daniels: That won’t happen, but let’s put King of Elite to the side and focus on Chained Fury.
(Bronson Daniels opens the contract before signing his name on the line and closing it. He slides the contract to Gavin Kirkland, who looks and sees all of the signatures.)
Gavin Kirkland: Alright, both men signed the contract. The match at King of Elite is official!
(The virtual crowd cheers. Jack Ripley and Bronson Daniels stand up, looking intensely at each other. Gavin Kirkland leaves the ring with the contract.)
Jack Ripley: Fine, we’ll focus on Chained Fury, but if you think about pulling any of the shit that you’ve been doing against me, we’re going to have a problem. But for now…
(Jack Ripley raises the Answers World Championship above his head as “BxMxC” plays once again as Bronson Daniels and Jack have an exchange of words to each other.)
Eve: It’s safe to say that this match is now official. I just hope that these two can be on the same page as they take on Chained Fury tonight.
Deadprez: As long as these two remain on the same page, they should have this match in the bag. SHOULD.
(The camera pans out into darkness.)
(Commercial for #FireRyan. Paid for by the Maidens Of Malpractice.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOW CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
World 1 Theatre VC: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘ All i Know’ by Da Real Gee Money plays as Bashar Jackson exits guerilla and confidently walks down the ramp and enters the ring)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK WEIGHIN IN AT TWO HUNDRED FIFTEEN POUNDS….. BAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHAAAAARRRR ‘ THE THUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG’ JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKSSSSOOONNNNN!!!!!
( ‘ All I Know’ fades out as ‘ Eye of The Tiger’ by New Found Glory plays and we see Harlow Reichert remove her sunglasses and make her way down the ramp and into the ring where she receives a positive reaction from the Virtual Crowd)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND….. THE ICE QUEEN….. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIICCHHHHHERTTTTT!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: I want to make it very clear that I’m trying my hardest to be more sincere and respectful in my commentating and Bashar Jackson and Thiccl— Harlow Reichert circle one another— before Bashar manages to shoot a successful takedown on Harlow taking her straight to the canvas where he begins delivering stomp after stomp!
Deadprez: … :dahell: … Anyway Bashar Jackson is all over Harlow as he continues delivering kick after kick into the exposed midsection of the grounded Reichert!! Bashar Jackson backs away a bit before running at Harlow and clobbering her with a running elbow drop!!! Bashar drops down for the pin!
Eve: But a kick out by Harlow before the count begins quickly as she brings herself back up as Bashar gets up, Harlow with a quick forearm that sends Bashar back giving her breathing room just for the moment! Bashar runs forward, but it’s Harlow that grabs his arm and sends him into an Irish whip! Bashar backed up against the corner as he doesn’t see Harlow coming, as she connects with a European Uppercut against his jaw!
Gavin Kirkland: Thicclow at full speed ahead as look at her stomping down on Bashar, you can just see those thighs jiggle!
Deadprez: :wtf:
Gavin Kirkland: What? Let me do my job damn.
Deadprez: No, Harlow grabbing Bashar by the arm after a bit and sending him once again into an Irish whip to the ropes and back, but Bashar grabs onto the ropes! Harlow running forward, BUT BASHAR CATCHES HER ACROSS THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK FOR HER TROUBLES! Harlow falls down to a knee as Bashar grabs her once more, AND LIFTS HER OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HER BACK DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Eve: Bashar showing his agility right now as he jumps right over Harlow and runs to the ropes and back, AS HE LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS DOWN A KNEE DROP TO HER HEAD! That wakes up Harlow as she stumbles up to her feet, AND BASHAR GOES FOR A LARIAT! But Harlow manages to duck under it as she turns Bashar around, HARLOW WITH A RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: Bashar just launching into the air as he tumbles down to the ground but is already rolling out of the ring to retreat out of harm’s way as Harlow is making her way over and onto the apron. HARLOW GOING FOR AN APRON KICK TO THE HEAD OF BASHAR! But Bashar manages to grab the leg of Harlow! NO! THICCLOW! :noah: Bashar sweeping the leg as Harlow falls face first onto the apron and tumbles down to the ground! Harlow grabs her face in pain as Bashar grabs her by the hair and brings her up to her feet, AS HE SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE!
ONE!
TWO!
Deadprez: And now the count begins as Harlow falls down to the ground and Bashar is yet again here to take advantage as he grabs her by the arm and brings her up to her feet before sending her into an Irish whip! But Harlow manages to grab onto the apron and keep herself in place before she could nearly collide with the ringpost! Bashar in confusion as he makes his way over, BUT HARLOW GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AS SHE SLAMS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST SENDING HIM DOWN!
THREE!
FOUR!
Eve: Bashar trying to fight back as Harlow already has a hold of him and rolls him back into the ring as she follows close behind. Harlow making her way over, but it’s Bashar with a quick back elbow to the bridge of her nose! Harlow is sent backwards to the ropes as Bashar makes his way over, but it’s Harlow retaliating back with a kick to the gut of Bashar! Bashar moving back as Harlow makes her way back over!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT NO! BASHAR LIFTS HER UP AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A POP-UP POWERBOMB! PIN ATTEMPT! THICCLOW KICK OUT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE! Bashar realizing that as he isn’t wasting anytime to pout but instead getting back up to his feet as he begins to climb up to the top rope, Bashar positioning himself! HE’S GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH!
Eve: BUT IT’S HARLOW WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE FACE OF BASHAR THAT LEAVES HIM SEATED ON THE TOP ROPE! Harlow grabs him by the head as she lifts him off of the top rope, AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A QUICK SUPLEX! Harlow beginning to get back on the offense now but the fatigue is kicking in as she backs herself up against the corner momentarily while Bashar is getting back up to his feet! Bashar is up! AS HARLOW RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES BASHAR BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LEAPING LARIAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Bashar quickly getting back up as he realizes the dangers he’s in, AS HARLOW GOES FOR ANOTHER AS SHE RUNS WITH HER THIGHS CLAPPING TOGETHER WITH FRICTION! But Bashar manages to duck under! Harlow turning around! BASHAR RUSHING FORWARD AS HE’S GOING FOR THE BLICKY SHOT! SPEAR INCOMING!
Deadprez: BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT TURNS IT INTO A DDT THAT TAKES BASHAR DOWN TO THE GROUND! She’s two steps ahead! Both of them are down on the ground but it’s not long before Harlow begins to recover as she grabs onto the middle rope to look over to Bashar as she stumbles towards the corner. Bashar slowly beginning to get up as he sees Harlow up and lunges for her! But Harlow manages to throw him into the corner herself! Harlow with a punch to the face as she grabs him and drags him out of the corner and lifts him up! SHE’S GOING FOR AS I LAY DYING! BRAINBUSTER TO THE KNEE!
Eve: BUT BASHAR SLIPS OUT! Bashar stumbling backwards as Harlow does the same completely unknowing of what just happened! BUT BASHAR! BLOODY KNIVES! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS TAKING HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND! BASHAR GOING FOR THE PIN! CAN HE GET A WIN OVER THE FORMER PURE CHAMPION?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: YES! THICCLOW VESSELING ALL HER THICCNESS AND KICKING OUT!
Deadprez: Harlow in complete shock as Bashar is back up to his feet and dragging Harlow back up along with him as well! Harlow attempting to fend for herself but it’s Bashar fighting with forearm strikes to her face to take her off guard and push her up against the ropes! Bashar using it to send her into an Irish whip as Harlow rebounds off of the other side and back to Bashar! AS BASHAR LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND ATTEMPTS A DROPKICK!
Eve: Harlow managing to invade it though as Bashar falls flat down to the ground! Bashar slowly beginning to bring himself up to a knee, AS HARLOW CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF BASHAR PLANTING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH SWIFTNESS!
Gavin Kirkland: Bashar grabbing his chest in pain as that had to take all the air out of him but I wouldn’t lie that would do the same thing to me too if Thicclow did the same thing. :whew: What a lucky bitch. Harlow grabbing Bashar and bringing him back up now, AS SHE TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!
Deadprez: BUT BASHAR REVERSES IT INTO A ARM DRAG AS HE TAKES HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND! Harlow grabbing onto the ropes as she barely keeps herself up onto a knee to keep herself stationary just for a moment and to make an attempt to fight back, BUT BASHAR WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD NOW SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: BASHAR RUNS TOWARDS HARLOW AGAIN— BLICKY SHO— NO WAIT…. HARLOW DODGES THE SPEAR AT THE LAST MOMENT AND GRASPS BASHARS ARM!! GREAT EXPECTATIONS!!!! THE ARMBAR IS SYNCHED IN AND BASHAR IS LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT!
DeadPrez: BASHAR IS TRYING TO EXTEND HIS ARM OUT TO THE ROPE…. HE’S ALMOST THERE…BUT HARLOW IS TORQUING BACK ON THAT ARMBAR!!! AND BASHAR JACKSON HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!!! BASHAR JACKSON TAPS OUT!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘ Eye of The Tiger’ by New Found Glory plays as Harlow Reichert celebrates her victory)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. HARRRRRRRRLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW REEEIIIIIIIIIIIIICCHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!
DeadPrez: Amazing showing here from Bashar Jackson who we’ve typically not seen this from recently… hopefully this is the beginning of a strong run from him in the future and this wasn’t a fluke. Maybe he will use this performance to better himself..
Eve: And of course as always, a great match and victory for Harlow Reichert!!!
(The camera shows Harlow celebrating her victory one last time before fading elsewhere.)
(A commercial for next week’s Showdown starring Ryan Wilson as he speedily tweets out multiple tweets about random ass matches and moments from the show, we love our General Manager.)
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring which has been replaced with a large pool filled with a large brown waterfall. The waterfall is shown surging downwards with chocolate covering dozens of fresh, ripe strawberries sitting in the pool of chocolate beneath it. The laborers from last week are shown working to “harvest” the chocolate strawberries by using fishing poles and hooks to retrieve them from the chocolate pond.)
Gina Romano: Oh my god I love chocolate. Wait… I have a job to do! Ladies and gentlemen! At this time prepare to scream as loud as you can through your speakers! I am very proud to introduce all of you to the legend himself! The champ is here! THE BIG BERRY BHAMPION HAS ARRIVED!!! STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWBERRRRRRRRRRY STEVE!!!
(‘Escape’ by Rupert Holmes plays as the ovation from the crowd causes the entire building to shake. Several of the laborers are shown tripping and falling into the chocolate pond from the earthquake that has begun within the building. Suddenly a large volcanic eruption occurs in the middle of the ring as chocolate shoots dozens of feet up into the sky.
Eve: OH MY GOD! THE CHOCOLATE IS RAINING DOWN ON US! I THINK A CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY JUST LANDED ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Gavin Kirkland: Get your hands off it Deadprez! It’s mine!
Deadprez: Too late bozo!
(Deadprez is shown eating the strawberry as the other commentators look on jealously.)
Eve: But where is Strawberry Steve? Where is the bhampion?
Gavin Kirkland: Wait look up there!
(As the eruption of chocolate slowly begins to end the fountain of chocolate slowly lowers back down into the ring. As it gets closer to the ground it becomes clear that there is something riding on top of the fountain. The chocolate slowly lowers back down to the ring as he is left lying in the pool of chocolate.)
Deadprez: It’s Strawberry Steve! He was surfing on the chocolate! He is completely covered!
Gavin Kirkland: Tonight he is not simply Strawberry Steve. He is Chocolate Strawberry Steve!
Eve: I can’t decide if this is racist or not.
Deadprez: In a world where Strawberry Steve exists, racism can not also exist.
Crowd: APSJFPOSJAPFOJSAOE)(HSA()HF()SHAF()HSA_)U_)u40u0-40-as0H)SAHFOPAH0-u03-4OPAJOPAJF)SJA_$))AFJ)ASJF_)ASJF_)ASJF_)AS
(Strawberry Steve is shown lying in the chocolate eating strawberries he is grabbing from the laborers before they can fish them out.)
Gavin Kirkland: We saw this last week! This man Strawberry Steve is an absolute savage! Committing cannibalism in the ring just to intimidate his opponent!
Eve: After this I literally cannot imagine anyone actually accepting this open challenge! It’s just too intimidating!
Gina Romano: This is an Open Challenge for the Big Berry Bhampionship!!!
(However, there is no response from backstage.)
Gina Romano: Is there anyone? Anyone at all who wants to take on Strawberry Steve?
Crowd: STRAWB! STRAWB! STRAWB!
(Strawberry Steve puts on his sunglasses as he slowly begins sinking beneath the chocolate eventually disappearing from view.)
Deadprez: Oh shit! He is drowning! He fell asleep!
(Gina Romano reaches into the chocolate and grabs Strawberry Steve by the hair bringing him back to the surface before he drowns. She grabs his sunglasses to remove them and is surprised to see that he is completely awake.)
Crowd: AH()SA$J()JSAF)(JAS)(H)(H$()AHSF()IHSAOIHFOSAHOIH)ASH
Gavin Kirkland: Only a true legend could survive being underwater for that amount of time!
Eve: That’s not water Gavin! He was underchocolate!
Deadprez: This match is going to blow my new year’s resolution. I am trying to give up the sweets!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s a chocolate strawberry it has fruit in it so it must be healthy.
(Gina Romano is shown looking distressed at the amount of chocolate that has splashed onto her expensive dress as she gets out of the ring to avoid any further damage.)
Gina Romano: Well… if anyone backstage is interested… the following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: It is for the Big Berry Bhampionship! If nobody makes their way out soon then we will be forced to declare… STILL THE BIG BERRY BHAMPION…
(A Big Berry Bhampionship graphic appears on screen with a number of animated strawberries flying across the screen for added effect.)
Virtual Crowd: FUCK THAT CAC! FUCK THAT CAC! FUCK THAT CAC!
Deadprez: The crowd is clearly hoping that DeMarco does not come out again. But who else would be dumb enough to face Strawberry Steve.
???: Well well well!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Oh no that voice…
???: Hmm… I have been doing my research on EAW history. I have rewatched the first five Pain for Pride events and do you know what? Strawberry Steve wasn’t on any of them! Bet you all didn’t know that. Haha I am so intelligent.
(The crowd erupts into boos as former EAW Elitist SKA appears on stage holding a microphone. He adjusts his glasses as he gives off a condescending smirk towards everyone in the building.
SKA: Ah it certainly has been awhile! I have been away on business back in my great home continent of Europe. Back in the Netherlands. Unfortunately while I was back there I saw more black people there in the past 6 months than I have in my entire life! And there lies the problem!
Deadprez: What the fuck did he just say? I’m going to beat his ass myself.
Eve: I’m not going to stop you.
Gavin Kirkland: Well… you always stop me from interfering so I guess I will have to intervene this time. I don’t really want to tho.
SKA: Come on baby girl. I see you down there Stephie! Give me a nice little introduction!
Gina Romano: Stephie? I’m Gina Romano… the Showdown ring announcer?
SKA: Ah I see. Well you all do look the same to me! But my goodness aren’t you beautiful? You know I came back because of you right? Well you and Kassidy Heart who I am in love with. I intend to revive the Empire brand and support the women’s wrestling revolution! I tried to come back recently to do just that but they threw me out for being “creepy”. Can you believe that?
Eve: I can believe it. We don’t need Empire and we certainly don’t need this guy leading the women’s revolution here in EAW.
SKA: Come now. You know you want me. I would be a much better leader for the women’s revolution than whoever is around now. We can return to the glory days of this company when the women’s roster was led by all time great figures such as Carlos Rosso and Eclipse Deimos. Just think… the name SKA could be up there right next to them!
Gavin Kirkland: I think that his mugshot is probably going to be right up next to them at this rate.
SKA: Well in truth I was worried about coming back here too soon. I had to wait for Hispanic Heritage month to end because we really don’t need one when those people celebrate it all year long just because they are “hard working” and “making money”. Get over it.
Deadprez: Can I go whoop his ass now?
Gavin Kirkland: Actually yeah go ahead.
Eve: Go for it.
(Deadprez is shown leaving the commentary table as he walks around the ring towards the ramp where SKA is still slowly making his way down to the ring. Strawberry Steve is shown sitting on an inflatable raft in the chocolate pool sipping on a strawberry shake as he takes in the “sunlight”.)
Deadprez: Hey there motherfucker. You got a problem with other races? You want to say something to my face?
SKA: Ah yes SOSA… or wait is it Deadprez? I am glad you have come to see me! I have something very important to show you.
(SKA is shown whipping out his smartphone and sending something to Deadprez who suddenly gets a notification on his own phone. Deadprez reluctantly takes out his phone to check.)
Deadprez: Damn I thought I blocked your ass a long time ago. What are you doing in my DMs? This better not be some Cac DeMarco type shit…
SKA: Ah but of course not! I am a man of class! Now go check that shit.
(Deadprez opens his phone and looks at it. He flinches grimacing and nearly throwing up before quickly shutting off his phone and putting it away.)
Deadprez: DA HELL? WHAT THE FUCK IS SPONGEBOB DOING?
SKA: Hahaha! He lives in a pineapple under the sea! But now you know where the pineapple lives too! Hahaha!
Deadprez: Oh fuck that. You going down.
(Deadprez suddenly kicks SKA in the gut and then drops him with a Scissors Kick. He grabs SKA by the hair dragging him down towards the ring and tosses him over the top ropes causing him to come splashing down into the chocolate pool.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Well apparently this match is underway and SKA needed a little help from my colleague to get himself into the ring.
(SKA pulls himself up and out of the chocolate pool as he tries to wipe the chocolate off of him grimacing in disgust. He looks up and sees Strawberry Steve who he knocked off the inflatable raft and is now dripping in chocolate and has his fist clenched due to dropping his strawberry shake in the commotion.)
SKA: Who are you again?
Deadprez: Well I’m back. Gave him the beating he deserved too. Looks like I’m finishe-
SKA: Oh you are Andre Walker right? Wait no… Malcolm Jones? Sorry. You all look the same to me.
Deadprez: Nevermind. I’m not done yet.
(Deadprez grabs a steel chair from ringside and enters the ring.)
SKA: No stop! Bronson you aren’t a part of this match! Put the chair down!
(Deadprez slams the chair down over SKA’s skull leaving him lying unconscious.)
Referee: I guess that is a disqualification so…
Deadprez: Don’t even think about it.
(Deadprez leaves the ring as Strawberry Steve lies down on top of SKA. The referee shrugs and goes for the count.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE BIG BERRRRRRRRRRRY BHAMPION!!! STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY STEVE!!!!
(‘Escape’ by Rupert Holmes hits as the referee hands Strawberry Steve the Big Berry Bhampionship. However, the bhampionship slides off due to the chocolate. So the referee fastens it around his waist only for it to slip off again. Ultimately the referee has no choice but to hold the title onto the waist of Steve for several minutes until the chocolate hardens and holds the title in place.)
SKA: No… no! That is my title! I am going to become the Big Berry Bhampion! I won’t go back! Not to my apartment! That’s where he is… My roommate… He does unspeakable things… he makes me watch it! Please Steve! Please EAW! Let me rejoin! Don’t make me go back to my apartment and watch him clap cheeks! I can’t take it anymore!
Deadprez: LOL RIP BOZO :joy:
Eve: I literally don’t get it. How does he think Strawberry Steve or Deadprez look anything close to these people he is naming? What is the connection?
Gavin Kirkland: We may never know.
(SKA is shown clawing his way towards Strawberry Steve as he reaches up to try and grab his Big Berry Bhampionship. However, it is truly stuck in the hardened chocolate and SKA can only look at his reflection in the gold as he struggles to remove it.)
SKA: Wait… I thought I was SKA but looking at myself now…
Deadprez: Don’t say it… don’t even think of saying it.
SKA: Wow. I am an EAW Hall of Famer? I didn’t realize that I was Chris Elite all along.
Eve: Damn.
Gavin Kirkland: He really said it.
Deadprez: Guess we ain’t finished here yet.
(SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The amount of chairshots that followed had to be edited out of the Showdown broadcast. Please stay tuned for more of our programming following the break.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial advertising for Jon Kelton’s charity you can donate to so that he can afford to watch the fight legally.)
(The camera cuts backstage as Harlow Reichert exits her locker room and begins to make her leave from the arena. She has her head down and headphones in, wheeling her carry bag behind her before she’s stopped in her tracks.)
“Harlow! I think it’s about time we figure all this out! There has to be a reason that all my leads have brought me to you!”
(The camera pans to Ryan Wilson who’s standing in front of Harlow holding a magnifying glass. Harlow looks up to see the Showdown General Manager, rolling her eyes and shakes her head as he slides her headphones off her ears and around her neck.)
Harlow Reichert: God, help me.
Ryan Wilson: I don’t mean to intrude, Harlow; I have no doubts that someone like yourself has somewhere to be, but while I have the opportunity I need to ask you some questions. Where were you on the 24th of October last year?
Harlow Reichert: You know where I was, Ryan.
Ryan Wilson: I want to hear it from your mouth; these aren’t my questions to answer.
(Harlow takes a deep sigh as Ryan sarcastically looks at Harlow through the magnifying glass.)
Harlow Reichert: I was here on Showdown.
Ryan Wilson: That’s correct and I’m here to figure out exactly what you did that night. That was the night that Xavier Williams was found unconscious backstage after being attacked. I’ve been sitting back and observing; doing my own hidden investigation to find the culprit. I believed that it may have been Andrea Valentine, but truthfully – she had nothing to gain by attacking Xavier weeks before their match at Reasonable Doubt. I’ve looked at all of the possibilities and all routes seem to lead to the one person that had everything to gain by taking him out.
Harlow Reichert: Let me guess-
Ryan Wilson: You had everything to gain Harlow!
Harlow Reichert: How-
Ryan Wilson: Do you think it’s a coincidence that you were the person that rushed to Xavier while he was being loaded into that ambulance? You didn’t hesitate to stand up against Andrea Valentine and take Xavier’s place in that match at Reasonable Doubt; the match that was arguably the biggest win of your career. You hadn’t spoken to Xavier for months; since he BEAT you at Pain for Pride and suddenly you’re the person that wants to see if he’s okay after being attacked? It just doesn’t make sense, Harlow. He took your moment away from you, Harlow. The person that you trusted the most in this business; after months of trying to pick yourself back up after losing that PURE Championship that you cherished – he was the person that cut you down on the stage that you wanted to succeed at more than any other.
Harlow Reichert: I-
Ryan Wilson: So what did you do? You hit him from behind, put him off the shelf and reaped all the benefits! The FPV match, the spotlight and the glory! You, Harlow – you were the person that had the most to gain by taking out Xavier Williams, and it doing so you didn’t just hurt him… you hurt Showdown. He broke your arm at Pain for Pride and in return you put a knife in his back.
(Harlow takes another deep breath; it’s obvious that Ryan has gotten under her skin by not allowing her to answer for herself.)
Harlow Reichert: What really makes you believe that I would attack the one person that I’ve credited for my success?
Ryan Wilson: That’s what I want you to tell me, Harlow.
Harlow Reichert: You’re right; Xavier did hurt me at Pain for Pride, and losing that match did make me bitter and angry. I left and went to Mexico; did things that I’m not necessarily proud of, but it was what helped me get past all of that. That attack on Xavier Williams was an act of cowardice, Ryan. Something that I would expect from someone of your character; not someone who has continually proven that she’s certainly no coward. But, let’s be honest, Ryan; there’s nothing that I can say that’s going to change your mind, and we both know neither of us really have any idea what Xavier is thinking right now. I’m not going to be a scapegoat for this and we both know that I have absolutely nothing to hide. I’m not going to waste my time now arguing with a man that’s far from worth it. I’m going to come back next week and I’m going to tell Xavier Williams to his face that I had nothing to do with putting him on the shelf, and if he has a problem with that at least he’s going to know that he’s standing in front of something that isn’t going to “put a knife in his back”.
(Harlow pushes past Ryan as a scowl crosses his face and he drops his magnifying glass on the floor and she watches her leave.)
(The camera then switches backstage where Justin WIndgate is walking backstage, with the Interwire Championship draped around his shoulder. He is getting ready for his match against Xavier Williams later on tonight.)
???: How goes it?
(Justin is familiar with the voice, and he turns around to see Kid Ohio sitting on a production crate, before Kid Ohio hops off and gets into the face of the Interwire Champion.)
Justin Windgate: Huh, weird. It’s weird being able to be near you and you not sneak attacking me from behind.
Kid Ohio: Oh, come on dopey. You know if you were me, you would have done the exact same thing. I’m the new kid here apparently, and you know you gotta go above and beyond in order to make a statement. I came up short in the battle royal back at Road to Redemption, but I didn’t let it stop me, and instead. I used it as motivation and I heard your speech on the first episode of the new year about taking on all comers, and I thought that was a great chance to step up to the plate and show the world just how good I am. I damn near won that battle royal, I upset James Ranger before his big title match. I even defeated one half of the tag team champions before she got canned. And most importantly, I’m the guy who’s been single handedly getting under your skin, and making sure you get it through your head that I’m coming for you, and I’m the next Interwire Champion.
Justin Windgate: Delusions. You want to step up to the plate the right way? Step up to me face to face, and don’t take the coward route of attacking me from behind. You ain’t pricing shit when you do that. You ain’t proving you’re some big shot we have to be on the lookout for, all you proved is you’re an attention seeking piece of shit who will do anything to get attention, and what better way to do that than to attack the Interwire Champion? I promised I would be a fighting champion when I won this title and take it to greater heights than the previous holder Consuela did with her reign, and I couldn’t think of any better way to kick off the reign by defeating a scumbag like you, and putting you in your place, and show you and the rest of the locker room that it’s a mistake to try and jump me from behind. At King Of Elite, I’m going to use it as the main example.
(Kid Ohio scoffs.)
Kid Ohio: Justin, I could have just stepped up to you and challenged you to a title match, but where the hell is the fun in that? You want to be challenged, and tested, and I knew attacking you from behind was going to get under your skin. I knew you were going to come for my head, and now is the part where I dare you to do it, and while you overdo it and let emotions take over, I’m going to take advantage and take your title and cut your reign short. That’s the difference between me and the rest of the roster, I’m smart, and I calculate ever move. Stepping up to you face to face is exactly what you want me to do. We’re doing this my way and playing by my rules, and I’m playing you like a fiddle. At King Of Elite, the game is over, as I will stand tall as the NEW Interwire Champion.
Justin Windgate: You’ve only been here for a cup of coffee, and you seem to have a lot to learn. I came back and nobody expected much from me, but I worked my way up to this championship. From failing against Lethal Consequences in my first title shot for the National Elite title, to my setbacks since losing the New Breed title, to failing to capture the Cash in the Vault, and of course, since my failure to get the win for Showdown in War Games. I’ve looked adversity in the eye and spit in it, and I stand as Interwire Champion. If that shit never brought me down, someone like you and your cheap tactics and mindset, isn’t going to be the one to do it. You need a reality check and need to be humbled, and I will be proud to be the one who gives you it at King Of Elite as my reign will continue on. I didn’t expect my reign to start off against you, but because of what’s transpired since the new year started, I wouldn’t want it any other way. You’re not going to “checkmate” me or outsmart me, or getting this Interwire Championship. The only thing you’re getting is a humbling asskicking. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame while you have it.
Kid Ohio: We’ll see about that. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame holding that championship you don’t even deserve in the first place. You didn’t even pin the person who made history with that championship.
Justin Windgate: I got some big shoes to fill, but I’m up for the challenge. I’ll take that first step by knocking you down to reality at King Of Elite.
(Kid Ohio gets up close to the title and pats the Interwire Title on Justin’s shoulder.)
Kid Ohio: Keep the title warm for me.
(Justin Windgate and Kid Ohio stare at one another before the camera fades elsewhere once again.)
(The scene opens up to Jon Kelton training by himself somewhere in the back, as he is approached by Kyra Phillips and Alissa Brady.)
Alissa Brady: Jon…
(Jon Kelton continues his workout routine, seemingly ignoring the repeated efforts of Alissa Brady.)
Alissa Brady: JON… HEY JON…
(Jon Kelton glances over with a look of discontent.)
Jon Kelton: I heard you the first time. I just assumed if I didn’t answer, you’d go away. But now I see that I was wrong in assuming that.
Alissa Brady: Calm down… I see you’re still upset about what transpired last week, and I want to make it very clear to you, I had no idea Lucas was still in the building. Truly, I sincerely apologize for the mishap I–
Jon Kelton: Save it. Just tell me what you need.
Alissa Brady: Actually, I don’t need anything from you. But I do have something for you.
(Alissa Brady motions for Kyra Phillips to come over.)
Kyra Phillips: Hello, Jon, It seems as if your efforts over the past few months haven’t gone unnoticed at all.
Jon Kelton: What do you mean..?
Alissa Brady: Well recently due to COVID restrictions and to ensure the safety of all personnel we’ve been forced to stop elitists from receiving their personal mail– and fan mail all together… but I felt guilty about what happened to you last week, so I thought maybe this would make it up to you.
Jon Kelton: What the hell are you talking abou-
Alissa Brady: Mr. Kelton, just wait. Ms. Phillips has a piece of fanmail to read to you. I would read it myself but— I don’t think you’d enjoy hearing this from me– and well while I could just allow you to read it on your own… I don’t think that would do justice. So Ms. Phillips, if you will.
(Kyra Phillips opens an envelope and begins reading the letter inside.)
Kyra Phillips: Hello, Mr. Kelton…or Jon Kelton… I don’t really want to sound too formal or pushy, but I wanted to make it known that I’ve been avidly watching you for some time now. The way you’ve carried yourself since returning to EAW, has been amazing. Especially for someone who’s been away as long as you have. The way you gracefully accept defeat and push yourself harder, the way you openly strive for greatness- it’s not lost upon people. You’re an inspiration truly, and the fact that you’d rather do everything on your own is just a testament to how determined you really are. I watched your match with Bronson Daniels avidly and I was so distraught to see you cheated out of what should have been your opportunity to face Jack Ripley for the Answers World Championship. And still, I support you. I believe in the message you try to convey to everyone else, Jon. You are ‘The Chosen One’, and a loss doesn’t and will never change that. I hope this letter makes you understand and realize just how powerful and important your impact truly is. Even if you feel you have to do everything alone… you really aren’t ever alone. – London
Alissa Brady: Isn’t that just the sweetest most thoughtful thing you’ve ever heard, Jon? You’ve got a fan!!!!
Jon Kelton: Trust me…I’ve got thousands of fans. But that doesn’t make what she said any less of the truth… I have been doing things alone for a long time… maybe some help wouldn’t hurt.
Alissa Brady: You know what… I like that idea!
Kelton: Wait.. what ide-
Alissa Brady: We’re going to fly your fan in… and have you get acquainted with them. It’s only fitting you have someone else out there watching your back, you know? Lucas has Albert. Who do you have?
Jon Kelton: This isn’t tinder. I’m not looking to be set up for a date! Look at me, I’m more than capable of doing that on my own.
Alissa Brady: Trust me Jon, I’m aware. But it’s not a date. As I aforementioned. Think of it as a beneficial business decision. Lucas has his support. You need yours. And who better to back you than someone who practically idolizes you?
Jon Kelton: I don’t even know this person. They could be another you… or worse…they could be another Ronan Malosi….
(Everyone shudders before Alissa gives her parting words to Jon Kelton before taking her leave with Kyra Phillips.)
Alissa Brady: That’s exactly why you two will be meeting face to face in two weeks! I’m sure you two will hit it off! We need time to get travel arrangements and everything going, so it will be two weeks.
(Kelton just shrugs his shoulders.)
Jon Kelton: iight, I guess?
(Alissa Brady and Kyra Phillips depart as Jon Kelton is left standing there both confused and intrigued as the camera fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for Victoria’s Secret featuring various female elitists as Ronan Malosi is running inside begging to ask if they sell a wig.)
(The camera then opens to Gina Romano standing in the ring smiling from ear to ear.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( “Raise Up The Lights” by the 2018 League of Legends All-Star Event featuring The Siege play over the sound system of World 1 Theatre as James makes his way down the ramp walking with purpose. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! Being accompanied to the ring by Joyanne Ranger…hailing from London, England, weighing 243 pounds. HE IS “THE BLACK MAMBA”… JAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: How does he keep on going when he keeps on losing the way he does? I don’t get him.
Deadprez: You are kidding right? Do you not see the work Ranger puts into his performances? Sure he doesn’t win but he gives each of his opponents lately a run for their money! That man is no slouch and it’s just a matter of time before his turn turns around.
( “Red Eye” By NBA Youngboy plays next over the sound system of World 1 Theatre as The Chosen One makes his way to the ring. )
Gina Romano: ANNNND HIS OPPONENT! From Toronto, Canada but residing in Dallas, Texas! Weighing in at 210 pounds! He the Chosen One! JON… KELLLLTOOOOOOONNN!!
Gavin Kirkland: For this match, we are pleased to welcome to the announcer’s table Lucas Johnson and his agent, Albert Hitchman. Woah, Look Out! Kelton is going to Lucas’ face confronting him verbally about what he did a few weeks ago. An official is keeping Jon from attacking and the Blueprint is actually grinning massively!
Deadprez: Can you blame him though? Kelton got screwed out of a shot at the Answers World Championship thanks to the efforts of Lucas Johnson.
Albert Hitchman: Are we going to play like I am not here Deadprez? I can hear you, and so does Lucas. My client was in need to make a splash, and he made his presence known in that match! His way to make an impact when I told him he needed to do something. And it is playing marvelously in his favor! Not our fault if mister Kelton over there happened to be in that match!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Eve: And this match is officially underway! Ranger moves towards the center of the ring looking at Jon Kelton who is actually leant against the ropes facing us at the announce table throwing choice words to Lucas Johnson who doesn’t seem like he gives a damn! Kelton ends up turning to face his opponent tonight but looks weary of the man he just turned his back to.
Eve: The Toronto native grunts looking irritated by the calm poise of his opponent as he takes one more glaring glimpse at Lucas before circling around James who in turn moves doing the same thing before the two of them engage in a clinch! Ranger turns it into a headlock that Kelton is trying to get out of. Kelton reverses it and pushes Ranger into the ropes, he goes against it going back towards Kelton who hits the deck while Ranger hops over him. Into the ropes and then a hip toss sending Ran-No it’s reversed by Kelton who sends the Black Mamba down on his back! Quickly getting on his feet he goes to Kelton who picks him up for a scoop slam taking down the Londonian who just as quickly goes back to a vertical base! Chop to the chest from Kelton sending Ranger wincing in a corner followed by Jon who throws in a few more for good measure.
Referee: One! Two!!
Gavin Kirkland: So Lucas, seriously, why did you screw up Kelton’s chances at facing Jack Ripley?
Lucas Johnson: …
Gavin Kirkland: Cat got your tongue?
Albert Hitchman: No he wants me to answer that for him, and I will. You see Gavin it was mentioned before Lucas got a wake-up call from yours truly when I talked his ear out before he attacked Kelton. Answer me this Kirkland: When you want to do something that people will talk for a long time around here to you go and attack a jobber like Strawberry Steve or do you aim at those wanting to make it to the top like Jon Kelton? Lucas Johnson doesn’t want to stay stuck meddling with peddlers, he wants to make his presence felt! He wants to make his presence known like he should and deserves! And attacking someone like Kelton was the perfect way to do it!
Eve: James moves Kelton around having control with a well-executed armlock applying pressure on the joints but Kelton counters which are quickly counter-countered by James who now has Jon’s arm twisted behind his back! Kelton throws a few elbows behind him then connects on the shoulder then the face of James who lets go of his arm holding his jaw!
Referee: One!
Deadprez: It Seemed to me like Lucas was aiming to do more than just attack Jon Kelton, am I right?
Albert Hitchman: Now we see why you are the lead announcer on Showdown, my friend.
Gavin Kirkland: Hey I…
Lucas Johnson: Zip it, Gavin.
Albert Hitchman: What he said Kirkland when was the last time someone said your family name came out of Cosco? Let the professionals do the talking and focus on what’s going on in the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: I’ll let you know that I-
Eve: A DDT by James Ranger perfectly executed on Jon Kelton! He gets planted to the mat! The hook of the leg!
Referee: One! Two!!
Deadprez: Kick out by Kelton!
Albert Hitchman: To answer your question before we got rudely interrupted by the action in the ring, Lucas didn’t simply attack Jon Kelton. Kelton was only collateral in the grand scheme of things! What Lucas did was change the complexion of the World Title landscape! It’s because of him that Bronson Daniels is able to enjoy a chance to be World Champion.
Deadprez: You mean to tell us Lucas attacked at random?
Albert Hitchman: What if he did? Could you imagine Kelton against Ripley at King of Elite? I told Lucas to do something to get his name in discussions and he has not failed.
Gavin Kirkland: At best it will make Lucas and Jon fight at King of Elite…
Albert Hitchman: Are you always this narrow minded Gavin? Aren’t you the color commentator here? Maybe if you stopped drooling over pussy eh? Let’s say the match you proposed happens, then Lucas will dispose of Jon Kelton. And then the sky’s the limit! Because Lucas will have defeated one of the men who were in contention to face the current Champion that should put him in a position to eventually even have a shot at the belt!
Gavin Kirkland: Assuming Ryan Wilson agrees to it.
Albert Hitchman: He will if he knows what’s good for business! He said he wanted to promote from lower ranks up, remember?
Eve: While the three of you are having a conversation the action is still going on in the ring you know! Kelton has the upper hand on his opponent following a stiff corner spear! Ranger appears to be in trouble as Kelton backs himself against the adjacent corner about to charge back at Ranger with another spear to the corner! He goes for it! But he stops just as he notices that Lucas is getting up from his seat! Kelton is glaring at his hated enemy who is simply smiling and holding his arms crossed on his chest! It takes long enough that James is able to recover from the spear and actually talk again at Kelton who isn’t listening!
Eve: Kelton doesn’t seem to want to hear any of it which seems to annoy the Black Mamba who moves in on Jon and gets close! Arms wrapped around his chest he lifts him up for a German Suplex! Down goes Kelton but Ranger doesn’t let go of his grip and gets both of them up for another German! And then a third one! He puts a lot of muster into the fourth and last one as Kelton lands hard against a turnbuckle!!! The crowd is pleased and cheers loudly!
Albert Hitchman: Don’t you love to see how much my client is in Mr. Kelton’s head?
(Albert then gets up and goes near James and yells words of advice at him.)
James Ranger: (no mic) Get out of here! Don’t you see you and Lucas are messing up a perfectly good match? I’m trying to win here!
Albert Hitchman: (no mic) We’re trying to help with that as you can see Mr. Ranger.
James Ranger: (no mic) I’d like to win on my own!
Albert Hitchman: (no mic) We’ll take your request under consideration! By all means, we are only here on commentary Mr. Ranger, it’s not our fault if Mr. Kelton is unable to contain his anger!
Eve: Kelton looks to be out cold from that maneuver and Ranger is looking to capitalize! Moving his opponent by the leg and an arm he is calling for the Shooting Star Double Foot Stop as he climbs his way to the top of the nearest turnbuckle! He is in position! He goes airborne! SU-PER-KIIIIIIIICK BY JON KELTON!!! HE CLIPPED JAMES IN MID AIR WITH A SUPER GOD DAMN KICK!!!! NOT EVEN JAMES COULD’VE SEEN THAT COMING!!! He goes for a cover!
Referee: One! Two!!
Gavin Kirkland: Holy shit how did he do that??
Deadprez: James keeps the match alive!!!
Eve: Ranger kicked out of that counter that could very easily knock someone’s teeth out! Kelton picks up James who looks to be in another timezon-
Lucas Johnson: Time to make another splash!
Eve: Uh? Johnson is leaving the announcer’s table rushing on the apron to have a few choices words towards Jon Kelton right after he applied the Skull Crushing Finale on James Ranger! He could end it right there and he has that match won! But then Kelton charges Lucas and clocks him in the face with a punch! Lucas hangs onto the ropes not letting go just yet but then gets pummeled by Kelton before letting go and dropping to the out- LOOK AT RANGER!! THE INSIDE CRADLE ON KELTON!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
( “Raise Up The Lights” by the 2018 League of Legends All-Star Event featuring The Siege play over the sound system as James gets his arm raised by the official )
Gina Romano: The winner of this bout! “THE BLACK MAMBA”… JAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS RANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KELTON GOT SCREWED AGAIN!!!
Deadprez: How can you be happy about this Albert?
Albert Hitchman: Me? I’m very happy! My client seems to have found his groove again and he’s going places now! If you’ll excuse me I spent enough time with you los-
Eve: Lucas Is Attacking Kelton From Behind After The Match!! He’s throwing a series of kicks and punches to the man BUT KELTON FIGHTS BACK! Fists after Fists a Flurry of Fury from The Chosen One!! Albert Hitchman is making his way towards the backstage area as Lucas retreats with him but looks mighty satisfied with the damages done tonight!
(Jon Kelton points a finger at Lucas Johnson up the ramp as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The scene pans with Kyra Phillips backstage.)
Kyra Phillips: As we’re a couple of weeks away from King of Elite, we already have a couple of championship matches set on stone, but as of last week, it was announced that a returning Raven Roberts would be facing Miss Cash in the Vault herself, Darcy May Morgan in which is going to be a Match of the Year worthy match. With me right now is one of the women who will take part in that match. Ladies and gentlemen…Raven Roberts!
(Raven Roberts is seen in the camera shot with a calm look on her face as Kyra Phillips begins with her interview.)
Kyra Phillips: Raven, last week, you visited your opponent at King of Elite on Voltage. Darcy May Morgan was facing Catalina Flowers one-on-one in a winning effort. But, you decided to have some words with her after her match, where things got a little tense and it resulted in you punching Darcy in the face. I just want to know what was on your mind as you did that.
Raven Roberts: I like to think that I’ve matured during my tenure in EAW. The me when I first arrived on the scene would have had no issue with knocking Darcy May Morgan. The mature side of myself would have looked at the pros and cons of what would happen if I knocked Darcy out. I would have done my best to remain as calm as possible, but I suppose, you can say that this version of Raven Roberts is doing her best to combine those two sides of herself. I don’t want to come off as hot headed and emotional. At the same time, I don’t want to just stand there and take all of the bullshit that Darcy is going to spew from Voltage to King of Elite. That punch to Darcy’s face felt…good. I like to think that I was doing EVERYONE who had an issue with Darcy a favor. I normally don’t let myself get phased by people’s words or petty behavior. I didn’t go up to Darcy and want to start anything with her. If anything, I wanted to have cordial conversation like that one that we had the night before. I didn’t want to knock out Darcy, I think it’s time that Darcy realizes that big mouth of hers — if she continues to run her mouth the way that she has — is going to get her a punch to the face. It’s not a statement for Darcy, but for anyone that likes to run their mouth and say these ‘controversial’ things to get a rise out of people. There’s going to come a day where you’re going to get a punch to the face. Unfortunately for Darcy, it was last week on Voltage.
Kyra Phillips: The word on social media from the EAW Universe is: is Raven Roberts over her so-called ‘emotional problems?’ Are you really in the best mindset that you’ve ever been?
Raven Roberts: I am going to sound like a broken record from Showdown last week up until King of Elite, but I can assure you, Kyra, Darcy, all the Elitists, management and the EAW Universe that I am 100% over my ‘emotional problems’ as people have liked to call it. The bitterness that was inside me is gone. It’s filled with hunger and desire to get back my Universal Women’s Championship. Going up against Darcy and defeating her is a step in the right direction for me. If it means anything to anyone, I am in the best shape of my life. I look great, feel great and I have such a clear optimism for what 2021 will offer for me. I’m so optimistic, that Darcy’s list of ‘demands’ doesn’t phase me. I get what she wanted to do and she just wanted to annoy and get underneath my skin. I mean, the amount of things that she wanted was annoying, but in retrospect, it’s nothing that’s a big deal for me. She can bring whatever she decides to bring into this match — special timekeeper, special ring announcer, different color ring ropes, a spotlight that envisions her like a golden goddess. Hell, if it makes her feel better, she can bring out her makeup artists to do touch ups at random points in the match. She can have this entire match in a princess bouncy castle for all I care. None of that stuff is relevant to me. The only thing that matters to me is that match happens and I give Darcy May Morgan a dose of humility.
Raven Roberts: It’s amusing, Kyra. All of these lists of demands from Darcy. It’s funny to see her trying to get me so worked up by bringing up stuff like my Pain for Pride match with Minerva. It’s funny that she’s trying to get that emotional reaction out of me, but I’m remaining calm about everything that’s going on. If anything Ray-Ray ain’t impressed with anything that Darcy May Morgan has done since Pain for Pride. For a woman that is feeling so good about herself, she is going to do what she can to not place the attention on herself and her garbage win/loss FPV record that she suffered this season. She wants to talk about emotional problems, when she was throwing a pity-party every chance she got because she couldn’t get something going for herself on Voltage. Yet, she thinks that she can use Pain for Pride against me? Once again, Ray-Ray ain’t impressed. :mjgrin:
Kyra Phillips: Tomorrow night on Voltage, your husband Rex McAllister will go one-on-one against Darcy May Morgan? Will that be something that you’ll be keeping a close eye on?
Raven Roberts: Rex informed me about that the moment it was announced. He knew that this was going to be a match up that I’m quite intrigued about and indeed I am, but I think that I am going to get a close look on this match and get myself on commentary. We all know that Persephone is going to LOVE for me to show her what happens to people that like to run their mouths. 👊🏻I’m kidding, I’ll be on my best behavior. Maybe. But, Voltage should be amazing and I’m always excited to see Rex kick ass inside the ring.
Kyra Phillips: Raven, I just want to thank you for providing us with some of your time!
Raven Roberts: My pleasure.
(The scene pans back to ringside.)
(The camera pans over to Gina Romano standing in the center of the ring as she begins her announcements for the next match.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for..ONE FALL!!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Last to Fall” by Starset plays for Xavier Williams to come out and be greeted with a mixed reception from the EAW audience as he continues his stride to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Residing in Pensacola, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds…HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD…XAVIER WILLIAMS!!
Eve: Last week, Xavier Williams picked up an impressive victory over James Ranger, ending his return match on a high note. But Xavier’s eyes remain on one thing and that’s finding out who the person behind his attack was. Xavier Williams demands closure and will not rest until he gets some.
Deadprez: I understand wanting to find the person behind your attack, I think most people would follow in the same footsteps as Xavier, but do you think he’s going about it the wrong way? I mean, his quest for vengeance has seemed to just strain his relationship with the woman he mentored in Harlow Reichert.
Gavin Kirkland: Did you say Thicclow? :mjlit:
Eve: Calm down, bozo. Now isn’t the time. But as Deadprez is alluding to, this quest for revenge by Xavier Williams may only turn out to do him more harm than good. It’s fun to get revenge, but not at the expense of your other relationships.
Deadprez: I don’t think Xavier is quite understanding that at the moment, but right now, he understands what he needs to do and that’s beat Justin Windgate. In his time off, Xavier has trained harder than ever to live up to the nickname of “Best in the World.” He keeps picking up wins like he did last week and he may just prove that.
(The remix of “Smoke and Drive” by Machine Gun Kelly begins to blare throughout the arena to a positive reaction from fans as Justin Windgate makes his way out from the curtain and raises his Interwire championship high in the air before looking over his shoulder and continuing his stride to the ring.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent! Hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds…HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…’THE XTREME CLASSIC’…JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!
Deadprez: Did you notice Justin Windgate looking over his shoulder right there? That is because he’s on the lookout for Kid Ohio, who has been jumping him almost every week now.
Eve: Yeah, Ohio has been making it very clear in his intentions and what he wants. Windgate has also made it clear that he isn’t worried about Kid Ohio taking his title at King of Elite and is ready for him to finally be a man and stop sneaking him from behind.
Gavin Kirkland: Sneaking him from behind, sounds to me like excuses to me from Justin Windgate. It’s not Kid Ohio’s fault he’s finding opportunities, maybe it’s Windgate’s fault for not watching his blindside. You ever thought of that?
Eve: No, because your logic is all kind of warped.
Gavin Kirkland: :mjpls:
(‘Smoke and Drive’ dies down and both men stretch in their corners in preparation for the fight they’re about to have as the referee signals for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: There’s the bell, and these two are gonna lock up! Xavier is going to get the early advantage with a wrist lock on Windgate! Justin quickly does a roll and applies a wrist lock of his own on Xavier Williams! Xavier is immediately able to get the rope though, and Windgate is gonna have to release the hold he has on Williams.
Deadprez: These two lock horns once more, and Xavier gets the advantage again! Windgate trapped in a headlock and Xavier goes down to one knee, smart move, that’s gonna make it a bit harder for Windgate to mount momentum. But Justin is gonna try and lift Xavier Williams up, but that headlock is still in tight as Xavier puts his weight back down. Windgate got Xavier to stand up right again though, and now sees an opening! XAVIER BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES, RUNS RIGHT INTO THE DROPKICK OF JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Gavin Kirkland: Windgate looks for a kick to the back on Xavier now, but Williams is immediately able to avoid it! Xavier back on his feet, BUT A SUPERKICK FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE! ..XAVIER COWERS AWAY FROM THAT SUPERKICK JUST IN TIME FOR IT TO NOT CONNECT! Xavier jumps back to his feet to lock up a third time with Windgate, Justin gets the front facelock trapped on Xavier and wrestles him to the ground, we see some scrambling on the mat before Xavier works his way back to his feet with the front facelock still in!
Deadprez: XAVIER MANAGES TO PUSH WINDGATE OFF AND SENDS HIM OFF THE ROPES, DROPKICK FROM WILLIAMS, BUT IT DOESNT CONNECT! Smart thinking displayed by Windgate, who was able to hold on to the ropes. Windgate looks to capitalize now and this time runs off the ropes, but Xavier is able to move into a drop down! WINDGATES COMES BACK OFF THE ROPES- OH! SMASH MOUTH STYLE OF WILLIAMS ON FULL DISPLAY WITH A BIG BOOT! BUT HE ISN’T DONE AND HITS THE STUNNED JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT TAKES HIM DOWN!
Eve: WILLIAMS SCORES A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON THE DOWNED WINDGATE, AND SPRINGS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! 540 SENTON..CAME CLOSE TO CONNECTING BUT WINDGATE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME! WILLIAMS LOOKS TO TAKE OUT WINDGATE, BUT JUSTIN WITH A HIP TOSS INTO THE CORNER! The body of Xavier Williams slamming off those turnbuckles!
Deadprez: Windgate stays posted in the opposite corner after that and is just stalking Xavier Williams, waiting for him to get back to his feet. WINDGATE CHARGES IN FOR A CORNER DROPKICK THAT CONNECTS! Williams double downs and Justin takes the opportunity to go for a cover!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier Williams stays in this thing! Windgate tries to get ahold of Williams, but Xavier wards him off with some well-placed shots to the midsection. Xavier looks to get back to a vertical base, WINDGATE COMES IN WITH A SUPERKICK, XAVIER CAUGHT THE BOOT THOUGH, AND SPINS WINDGATE AROUND! XAVIER WITH A RIPCORD TO JUSTIN AND TAGS HIM WITH A HOOK KICK! Windgate gets shoved in between the legs of Williams, and gets lifted up for a powerbomb! IT CONNECTS, THE BACK OF WINDGATE HEAD JUST BOUNCING OFF THE MAT, AND XAVIER HOLDS A PIN IN PLACE AFTER THAT POWERBOMB!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!
Eve: Justin goes to kickout, but Xavier rolls him over to his knees, AND A HUGE KNEE LIFT FOLLOWS FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS! Justin Windgate senses the danger he’s in and seeks some separation on the outside. XAVIER COMES OFF THE ROPES- BUT WHATEVER HE WAS GOING FOR GETS SHUT DOWN BY WINDGATE WHO HOPPED ON THE APRON AND SMASHED XAVIER IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM! Justin hooks Williams up and could we be seeing a suplex to the outside?!
Deadprez: Xavier Williams barely able to block it and shifts the momentum to his side. Windgate gets lifted up for a Suplex, but slips out the back, landing on his feet! Xavier gets shoved to the outside by Windgate! WINDGATE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES TO THE SKIES WITH A SENTON! WINDGATE CAME CRASHING DOWN ON XAVIER WILLIAMS, JUSTIN GIVING YOU A PERFECT EXAMPLE AS TO WHY HE’S THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
Eve: Justin slides Xavier into the ring, a groggy Williams still attempts to swing wildly at Justin, who ducks under the blow! WILLIAMS CAUGHT IN A CRAVATE, AND WINDGATE USES THE ROPES TO HIS ADVANTAGE TO LAND RUN IT UP!! XAVIER IS ABLE TO PUSH JUSTIN OFF BEFORE IMPACT! JUSTIN CHARGES AT WILLIAMS, BIG MISTAKE! SUPERKICK BY XAVIER WILLIAMS THAT CATCHES JUSTIN UNDER THE CHIN! XAVIER LOOKS TO FINISH JUSTIN OFF HERE!
ONNNNNNEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! Justin Windgate is champion for a reason, he isn’t gonna go down easy. I think Xavier Williams realizes that and brings him up to his feet. Windgate again set up for a powerbomb by Williams. This worked well earlier and as the old saying goes “don’t fix what isn’t broken.” WINDGATE BROUGHT UP FOR THE POWERBOMB AGAIN, WINDGATE MANAGES TO COUNTER IT INTO A HURRICANRANA AT THE LAST MINUTE! Williams is stunned as he rolls to his feet, the cravate locked in again! MODIFIED RUN IT UP CONNECTS! NO CORNER NEEDED, AND WINDGATE SCORES A COVER, THIS MAY JUST PUT AWAY XAVIER WILLIAMS!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRE-
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!, WINDGATE SCRAMBLES TO LOCK IN THE BORDER CITY STRETCH! WILLIAMS BEGINS TO PANIC AND IMMEDIATELY GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! Referee gonna have to intervene and create space between these two by breaking Windgate away from Williams. Justin goes back in to inflict more harm on Xavier, who pulls Justin in to the middle rope! JUSTIN WENT IN THROAT FIRST! :shaq:
Eve: :dahell: Windgate is trying to get some air back in the lungs after that, but Xavier Williams is gonna take advantage of the state Windgate is in! END OF THE HEARTACHE! ZIG ZAG CAME CLOSE TO CONNECTING, BUT WINDGATE HELD ON TO THE TOP ROPE! WILLIAMS GOES BACK IN TO ATTACK JUSTIN, WINDGATE TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER, XAVIER HANGS ON AND CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON!
Deadprez: Windgate may be oblivious to it, meanwhile, XAVIER WILLIAMS SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES TO LAND A FOREARM SMASH THAT DRILLS WINDGATE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Xavier pulls the downed Windgate up by the back of his hair, LEAPS IN THE AIR AND THIS TIME PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE END OF HEARTACHE! Windgate looks to be almost unresponsive, and the pin is made by Xavier Williams!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!
Eve: SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, JUSTIN WINDGATE INCHES THE SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT AFTER THE DEADLY COMBO FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS! But I can guarantee you that after Williams hits this, there will be no kickout from Justin Windgate as he’s lifted into the double underhook Canadian rack! XAVIER SPINS HIM OUT FOR DEATH’S DANCE!!
Deadprez: LOOK AT THAT! WINDGATE LANDS ON BOTH FEET BEFORE WILLIAMS COULD SPIN HIM OUT INTO THAT NECKBREAKER! ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM WINDGATE CAUSES WILLIAMS TO STUMBLE INTO THAT CORNER! WINDGATE COMES IN WITH A CORNER DROPKICK REMINISCENT OF EARLIER AND ATTEMPTS TO BUILD MOMENTUM FOR ANOTHER BY RUNNING OFF THE OPPOSITE CORNER! XAVIER TAILS HIM AND UTILIZES A CORNER DROPKICK OF HIS OWN!
Gavin Kirkland: WILLIAMS TRIES AGAIN WITH THAT DEATH’S DANCE, WINDGATE STILL HAS THE MOVE SCOUTED AND BREAKS OUT FROM THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! SUPERKICK BY WINDGATE STUNS XAVIER! CRAVATE HOOKED AGAIN AND THIS TIME WILLIAMS IS PLANTED FOR THE SECOND TIME WITH THE RUN IT UP! JUSTIN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP AND HE’S GONNA JUMP OFF FOR THAT SHOOTING STAR PRE-
Eve: FROM BEHIND! IT’S KID OHIO! KID OHIO SHOVES WINDGATE OFF THE TOP ROPE, NOT AGAIN! OHIO WITH ANOTHER ATTACK AND THIS ONE IS GONNA HAVE TO BE THROWN OUT BY THE REF!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: OHIO DOESN’T CARE AS HE’S STILL WHALING ON JUSTIN WINDGATE WHO WAS SEEMINGLY ABOUT TO PUT AWAY WILLIAMS AFTER THIS FANTASTIC MATCH! THE CROWD AT HOME ARE NOT HAPPY BY THIS INTRUSION OF KID OHIO!
(The crowd continues to boo the actions of Ohio as Williams looks on from the ramp before turning around heading to the back.)
Deadprez: Thats cold! Williams not even gonna extend a finger to help Justin fend off Ohio. Just “hey, it’s not my problem.” Ohio lines up a dazed Windgate and I think we’re gonna see a familiar site that we’ve been seeing over these past couple of weeks! PICTURE PERFECT SUPERKICK LEAVES JUSTIN WINDGATE LAYING! Ohio sending another message to the champion ahead of their match at King of Elite.
Gavin Kirkland: Like I said earlier, Windgate should’ve instituted eyes in the back of his head, but he didn’t. And look what happened, Kid Ohio got him again, you can’t feel bad for this man, he brought it on himself. :mjpls:
(Kid Ohio demands the Interwire Title be handed to him over to him by the referee, who reluctantly obliges. Ohio takes a moment to admire the title before holding it over the limp body of Justin Windgate, perhaps signaling the events to come at King of Elite as we fade to black with the fans filling the World 1 Theatre with boos.)
(Commercial for Gavin Kirkland’s new modeling agency. It’s totally legit. Sign a slip and let him take pictures of women in lingerie.)
(The scene cuts to the announcers table where Deadprez, Eve and Gavin Kirkland are sitting, ready for an interview and update from Dr. Bethany Blue on the condition of one, Alexis Chambers who we all saw last week took a crowbar to the face after being abducted by Ronan Malosi and presumably (but obviously) Ryan Wilson. This all stemmed from an earlier attack by Alexis in response to her King of Elite loss to Ronan thanks to a distraction by the GM, Ryan Wilson. The rest later that night was simply shocking, as Ronan forced Bethany to make a choice, the King of Elite or Alexis well-being, and even when she chose Alexis, eliminated from the King of Elite, Ronan still bashed her partner’s face with the crowbar. Deadprez stands by…)
Deadprez: Now that we have returned and so far, another great night here on Showdown, what we saw last week was disgusting and at the same time simply wrong. The abduction of Alexis, Ronan Malosi then forcing Dr. Bethany Blue to either give up the King of Elite or save her partner’s life which heartbreakingly she chose the latter and Ronan still viciously attacked Alexis.
Eve: Ryan Wilson, I know he is the GM, should be ashamed of himself for going along with this, Bethany practically SAVED his General Managerial role against Ronan and now we are seeing this? She even convinced Alexis to fight alongside him, what she must be feeling right now, and look, there are many in the EAW Universe who are NOT fans of Dr. Bethany Blue, her tactics are always in question, but you cannot deny that this is one talented woman who is on the cusp of breaking out and every single week Alexis gets better and better, we can attribute that to Bethany.
Gavin Kirkland: The Doctor has a beautiful ass, and it is such a shame she is playing for the other team, I mean we have been intimate, did you watch Road to Redemption.
Eve: Not now Gavin. We have Bethany live from her and Alexis’ New Jersey condo.
(The video feed opens, Dr. Bethany Blue is shown wearing a wine-colored blouse, slacks and open toed heels, her nails polished black and long sandy blonde hair hanging down. Legs crossed, arms folded, glaring into the camera with her baby brown eyes.)
Eve: Bethany, this is Eve, so glad you could join us. We all saw the horrific and malicious display by Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson last week in your King of Elite second round match against Consuela Rose Ava where they made you choose between Alexis and winning the match, advancing to face Kassidy Heart who we all know you would have loved another opportunity at after what transpired at Reasonable Doubt and Road to Redemption. We all want to know the condition of Alexis Chambers and any updates you have would be appreciated.
(Bethany takes a second to answer, looking angry, the scowl on her face showed it all, but she tried to keep appearances and stay professional.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Thanks for having me. Alexis suffered a few injuries, a zygomatic maxillary micro fracture, a deep post traumatic hematoma and fibrosis, all thanks to the crowbar shot to her face. She also suffered a mild case of hyperthermia.
Deadprez: With all due respect Dr. Bethany Blue, can you tell us in laymen’s terms?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Alexis suffered a micro fracture in her cheekbone, and swelling from the contusion, or bruising thanks to the injury. As for Hypothermia, considering this is New Jersey and it is COLD, Alexis was in her wrestling gear, she was dragged to a warehouse a few miles from the World One Theatre but I didn’t find her until almost two hours later unconscious and bleeding, her toes and fingers were purple as was her lips, I had to warm her up before her organs shut down and she died. Officers investigating weren’t helping much. So what I am saying is Ronan Malosi can complain all about Alexis attacking him earlier in the night and PRETEND that his life was in danger when he ACTUALLY tried to KILL Alexis on that night and Ryan Wilson helped! We all saw that orange beard! Had I arrived any later with Nurse Goldstein and my assistant, Regyna, we might be talking about her funeral and not her injuries!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany so when you say warm her….
(Bethany quickly cuts Gavin off.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: That is DOCTOR Bethany Blue, and I am not going to answer your little masturbation material questions. Let me tell all of you something, I had to sacrifice my spot in the King of Elite tournament and you heard Consuelo, she didn’t want to win that way, she KNEW that I would have beaten her and then taken out Kassidy Heart tonight, instead I am sitting here giving updates on the woman I love and had to watch her get tortured and beaten by Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson….. RYAN WILSON!? The man I convinced Alexis to defend his honor!? The man I fought tooth and nail for to keep his job only to sell us out for ratings which he is delusional, yet I am forced to find her unconscious beaten half to death after attempted murder!? NO! NO! NO! My apologies, I am trying to stay calm and composed. I promised myself that I would keep my cool and be professional, but every time I do, all I think about is Alexis.
Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue, can we expect Alexis back?
(Looking away for a moment, Bethany scoffs at the question before turning back to the camera.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Did you really think Alexis was just going to ride off into the sunset and let them have the last laugh? Alexis refuses to let Ronan and Ryan be the reason she hangs them up and she’ll be back in no time, for she is under MY care. See, I vow that Ronan and Ryan are going to pay dearly for what they did to Alexis, what they caused me to sacrifice, the opportunity robbed from my grasps in the King of Elite tournament and finally? Finally…..for taking the Maidens of Malpractice for granted, the horribly said things and the total unprofessionalism shown by The Chained Fury in their promos this week, I heard what Ronan said, how Ryan called me a third tier superstar who made him tap out, not exactly a ringing endorsement of his talent if I am third tier, and him calling Alexis a “jobber”, real fudging professional Ryan. The sexist and misogynistic verbiage by Ronan toward us and Ryan like a little pet spider monkey banging his symbols cheering his “ratings draw” on. We are coming for revenge, Eve. REVENGE! I… I am sorry for my outburst, gosh dang it.
Eve: Revenge? What do you want to say to Chained Fury?
(The Good Doctor leans in closer to the camera.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I am challenging Chained Fury at King of Elite to wrestle the Maidens of Malpractice in a TORNADO STEEL CAGE MATCH! That way there is no escape for Ronan and Ryan…. For I…….
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue, everything alright?
(Starting to squint her eyes, she holds the sides of her temple, letting out a blood curdling scream before suddenly….)
Dr. Bethany Blue: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
STATIC
(Just static covers the monitor now.)
Eve: What just happened? Did we lose the feed?
Deadprez: I think so, I…..
Gavin Kirkland: Wait… look!
(The screen comes back still static but through it you can see Bethany staring into the camera, a Plague Doctor mask on.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: At King of Elite, I will cut out the cancer, and The Plague Doctor will be the cure. What normal is to the spider, is chaos to the fly. Tick Tock….. Tick Tock…. Ronan and Ryan, you’re on my clock.
(Suddenly the feed cuts off. There is a silence among the three announcers, Gavin Kirkland looks nervous putting away his paraphernalia.)
Eve: I… I don’t know what to say. Was that even Bethany?
Deadprez: I don’t know, but the challenge has been laid down, Maidens of Malpractice and Chained Fury, will they accept? Alexis will be fine, and Dr. Bethany Blue…. The Plague Doctor? I…. I don’t know.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, I’m not touching that! I need to get my things put away in storage.
Eve: We…. We will be right back.
(Cuts to a Commercial of Myles and Minerva new “How To Make Love in All the Wrong Places” tutorial.)
(The camera pans to see Gina Romano standing inside the ring smiling.)
(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL hits as Jack Ripley steps out onto the stage with his EAW Answers World Championship wrapped around his waist. He walks down the ramp confidently as he makes it down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!! Introducing first.. From Las Vegas, Nevada.. Weighing in at 202lbs.. He is your Answers World Champion.. THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER!!! JACK RIPLEY!!
Eve: Here comes the Answers World Champion as he prepares for a pretty confusing tag team match from his end as he has to team up with the same man trying to take his championship away at King of Elite. We’ll see how the two are as a team together.
(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin hits, as Bronson Daniels springs out onto the stage to cheers from the virtual crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring as he locks eye with Jack Ripley.)
Gina Romano: And his partner.. From Brooklyn, New York.. Weighing in at 210lbs.. BRONSON DANIELS!!
Eve: Bronson Daniels earned his number one contenders spot by defeating Jon Kelton and now he gets to team up with the man he’s facing for the title in Jack Ripley. This could definitely be a big match for Bronson Daniels tonight as he gets to see Jack Ripley up close.
(‘Fire Storm A’ by Herman Langschwert, and Wolfgang Killian hits as Ronan Malosi steps out onto the stage to boos heard all throughout the arena. Ronan makes his way down the ramp about half way, as he waits for Ryan Wilson to come down. Malosi smiles out as he knows the fans are booing because of his actions from last week. He’s proud of himself. Eventually the music switches over to ‘The Only Thing They Fear is You’ by Mick Gordon, as Ryan Wilson steps out and joins Ronan on their way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: And their opponents.. Standing at a combined weight of 500lbs!! Ronan Malosi and Showdown General Manager, Ryan Wilson.. CHAINED FURY!!
Deadprez: And now Chained Fury was wild last week with the Alexis Chambers stuff!
Gavin Kirkland: I kinda liked it.
Deadprez: I knew you were into all that kinky stuff Gavin.
Eve: Alright guys settle down.. And ew Gavin.. Chained Fury definitely made a statement last week with that though. How they used Alexis’ body as a way to cost Bethany her match. I hope they are proud of themselves..
Gavin Kirkland: I know Ronan is, and you know what? I don’t blame him.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: There’s the bell and this match is underway! Bronson Daniels and Ronan Malosi are starting this one out, as they make their way to the center of the ring! The two circle around, before Bronson goes for a swift kick to the side of Ronan’s leg! Bronson goes for another, but is then hit by a forearm shot by Ronan!! Another shot by Ronan as Bronson staggers back. Malosi grabbing at the wrist of Bronson, and irish whipping him towards the ropes! Bronson bounces back.. BACK BODY DROP BY RONAN!! NO!! Bronson Daniels lands on his feet behind Malosi!! Incredible athleticism on display just then, as Ronan turns around.. AND GETS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IN THE HEAD BY BRONSON DANIELS!! Ronan drops down to one knee! Bronson sees this as he turns around and sprints to the ropes behind him! Bronson now on the return.. SLIDING D!! RUNNING ELBOW TO THE FACE OF THE RONAN MALOSI AS MALOSI FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT!!
Deadprez: Bronson gets back up to his feet, as Ronan slowly works up to his hands and knees. Daniels with a kick to the stomach!! Oh that’s got to hurt alright! Ronan Malosi is holding onto his side tight, so you know he’s hurting!! Bronson Daniels steps up now, and stomps down onto the center of Ronan’s back as Malosi drops down. LeBronson now walks over to the side then exits through the ropes and onto the ring apron. Ronan is just now getting up as Bronson pulls back on the ropes.. SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK BY BRONSON DANIELS!!! IT CONNECTS AS RONAN MALOSI GETS DROPPED STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Bronson looks down at Ronan, then back at his partner Jack Ripley.. He charges over to the ropes, bounces back, stares at Jack.. THEN CONNECTS WITH THE FLYING BRONSONS AS HIS LEGS SLAM DOWN AGAINST THE ABDOMEN OF MALOSI!!! Daniels goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEE-
Eve: And there’s the kickout by Ronan Malosi! Bronson looks back at Jack Ripley as both men seem to have some tension flowing between each other. Daniels gets back to his feet then reaches down to grab Ronan from off of the ground. He brings Ronan to his feet, then connects with a quick soccer kick to the stomach of Malosi that bends him over!! Bronson turns around and runs to the ropes!! He bounces back.. RUNNING JUMPING KN- WAIT NO!!! RONAN MALOSI CATCHES BRONSON DANIELS WITH A SPEAR!!! WHAT A COUNTER!!
Deadprez: Bronson Daniels could have been broken in half right there!! The power of that spear was intense for sure!! Ronan gets up and reaches down to grab Bronson. He drags Bronson from the knees before biel tossing him into the corner turnbuckles!! Ronan quickly gets his way over to the corner, as he starts firing away with punches on Bronson!! The referee tries to get in the way, but Ronan Malosi keeps going!!
Referee: One!! Two!! Three!! Four!! Fi-
Gavin Kirkland: And Ronan stops his strikes and walks away.. WAIT NO!! RONAN WITH A SUCKER PUNCH TO THE FACE OF BRONSON!! Bronson Daniels instantly drops down to a seated position as Malosi walks his way back over to Daniels. He grabs Bronson and brings him to the center of the ring.. And wait whats this!?!?
(All of a sudden, the lights in the arena start flickering. Jack Ripley, Ronan Malosi, and Ryan Wilson all look confused as Bronson is still being held up by Ronan. Eventually the lights go back to normal.)
Eve: That was so weird, but the action seems to have picked back up as Ronan Malosi irish whips Bronson Daniels to the corner- NO! Bronson Daniels reverses it with his own irish whip as he sends Ronan flying into the turnbuckles!! Malosi hits the buckles hard, as Bronson charges in at him and leaps up onto the middle ropes.. MONKEY FLIP BY BRONSON DANIELS!!! IT CONNECTS!! Both Ronan and Bronson are down. Bronson is the first to get up however, as he slowly makes his way over to the corner and makes the tag to Jack Ripley!
(TAG)
Deadprez: These two don’t vibe well together. You can see it simply by the way that Jack Ripley and Bronson Daniels are staring at one another here as they pass the baton over to Jack. But wait look! Ronan Malosi makes the tag over to Ryan Wilson at the other end!!
(TAG)
Eve: Ryan Wilson is now in this match, as he enters through the ring ropes and charges in at the Answers World Champion!! NO!! Jack Ripley quickly dips his shoulder down and launches Ryan into the air with a back body drop!! Ryan hits the canvas hard, but manages to pop right back up to his feet! Jack quickly runs around and wraps his arms around the waist of Ryan!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY JACK RIPLEY!!!! Ryan Wilson is hurt right now, but that isn’t stopping Jack Ripley as Jack reaches down and grabs him. Ripley lifts Wilson up to his feet then up onto his shoulders. The Answers World Champion turns towards Bronson Daniels and stares directly at him. He runs with Ryan Wilson on his shoulders.. LAWN DART!!! THE RUNNING SNAKE EYES CONNECTS ON THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE WHERE BRONSON WAS JUST STANDING!! Jack Ripley smirks out, as Ryan drops down to his knees. Jack now runs to the ropes, he bounces back.. AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF RYAN’S HEAD!! Ripley for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: There’s the kickout!
Deadprez: Jack walks around for a moment, before reaching down to grab Ryan. He brings Ryan up, but once Ryan gets up to his knees, the GM begins to fight back!! Right hook by Ryan Wilson as he lands it directly at the abdomen of Jack Ripley! A left hook!! And now another right!! Ryan Wilson continues firing away as he begins to work up to his feet! Meanwhile, Ripley is getting pelted by these strikes coming from Ryan and begins to stagger back… SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD BY RYAN WILSON!! IT CONNECTS!!! Wilson quickly grabbing groggy Jack Ripley.. AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!! Ryan gets back up to his feet, as- Wait.. What’s going on?!?
STATIC
(The lights begin to flicker once again, but this time we see a Plague Doctor Mask being shown on the titantron. We see Ronan Malosi freaking out on the ring apron, as Ryan Wilson tries to stay focused on the task at hand. The lights then turn back to normal.)
Deadprez: Yo what was that!?! It’s probably Bethany!! After what they did to Alexis last week and how they cost her the King of Elite match she was in, it has to be Bethany!!
Gavin Kirkland: I personally liked what they did to Alexis. Reminds me of this scene I saw Lindsey Kingsley in a little while back.
Eve: I’m not trying to hear this Gavin.. Anyways, Ryan Wilson now reaches down and grabs Jack Ripley. He brings the champion up to his feet, then irish whips him over to the corner! Jack Ripley hits the corner turnbuckles hard, and soon after, it’s Ryan Wilson who charges in.. HELLUVA KICK!! IT CONNECTS!! Ripley is stunned by that kick for sure, and now Wilson pulls him out of the corner. Wilson kicks the champ in the stomach, then brings his head down to the mat with a quick snap DDT!! Jack’s head bashes against the canvas of the ring, and Ryan Wilson quickly runs to the side ropes.. LIONSAULT!! IT CONNECTS!!! Ryan Wilson gets back up to his feet as he tags in Ronan Malosi!
(TAG)
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi has now entered the ring as he charges in at Jack Ripley and stomps down onto his body!! Ronan picks Jack Ripley up and slams him down with a german suplex. Malosi pops right back up and lifts Jack up and hits a deadlifting german suplex this time! Malosi now grabs Jack for a third time as he gets him up to his feet. He irish whips the champion as Jack hits the ropes, bounces back.. AND GETS TAKEN DOWN BY A SPINEBUSTER FROM RONAN MALOSI!! Ronan is demonstrating incredible power right now as he takes it to the Answers World Champion!! Ronan now lifts Jack Ripley back up to his feet again! He kicks the champion in the stomach, pulls him in, then raises him into the air in a powerbomb like position.. VERTIGO!!! THE DEEP SIX!! POWER BOMB BY RONAN MALOSI CONNECTS!! He shoves Jack Ripley back as Jack hits the ropes and bounces back.. WAIT WHAT’S THIS!?! Not again!!
STATIC
(The lights in the arena flicker once again. The Plague Mask pops up on the titantron once more, as we see Ronan Malosi in fear, as he believes Dr. Bethany Blue is out to get him and Ryan. Ryan Wilson is seen trying to get Ronan focused, and trying to tell him to brush it off, but it’s clear to see that Ronan Malosi is panicking at the thought of Dr. Blue seeking her revenge.)
Eve: Look at this! Ronan Malosi doesn’t even complete his signature move, and now he’s running towards Ryan Wilson! He’s trying to make a tag, but Ryan Wilson is trying to Ronan to calm down and fight the match!! Ronan doesn’t look like he wants to do that, but Ryan is informing him to stay focused on the task at hand… WAIT FROM BEHIND RONAN, IT’S JACK RIPLEY WHO CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! Ronan gets shoved into Ryan Wilson, as Ripley squats down into an athletic position signaling Ryan to come to him.’
(TAG)
Deadprez: Here comes Ryan Wilson! He charges in at Jack Ripley with a forearm to the head!! Ripley responds with a kick to the body!! Ryan now with an uppercut, then a jab!! And Ripley comes firing away with shoot kick to the chest, then a front kick to the abdomen that sends Ryan Wilson back!! Ryan now with a running knee to the abdomen as Jack Ripley holds onto his midsection in pain!! Wilson then raises his arm and drops his elbow down into the spine of Jack, as Ripley falls down to his knee!! Ryan Wilson backs up and loads up his legs.. He’s going to steal Jack’s finisher!!! Ripley slowly stands back up to his feet.. AND RYAN WILSON WITH THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO- WAIT WHAT!!!
(Ryan Wilson holds off on the superkick at the last second, as the lights flicker again! The Plague Mask appears on the screen, and now, not only is Ronan freaking out, but so is Ryan Wilson as he realizes that this is no longer a coincidence. The lights then turn back to normal, as Ryan is in shock.)
Eve: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO BY JACK RIPLEY ONTO RYAN WILSON AS RYAN CHARGED AT JACK! Jack Ripley quickly rises back up to his feet, then-
(TAG)
Deadprez: Bronson Daniels just tagged himself in!! Bronson Daniels enters the ring, as Jack looks at him as if he were irritated from that tag!! Bronson then climbs to the top rope next to him…. FLYING BRONSONS!! It connects and now Daniels goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin hits, as Bronson Daniels stands up and gets his hand raised into the air by the referee. The virtual crowd cheers heavily.)
Gina Romano: Here are your winners!! The team of Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley!!!
Eve: WAIT LOOK!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO BY JACK RIPLEY ONTO BRONSON DANIELS!!!
Deadprez: NOT IN TIME NO!! Bronson evades the superkick and slides underneath the ring ropes!! And now look! He’s outlining the Answers World Championship with his hands around his waist!! That boy is ready to take on Jack Ripley!! But Jack nearly took his head off!!
Eve: That’s for sure!! This was a great match by the Answers World Champion and the number one contender as they get one week closer to their title match against one another at King of Elite!!
(The screen shows Bronson Daniels outlining the championship, while Jack Ripley is in the ring with his finger close together, stating that he was “so close” to connecting the You’ll Float Too. The screen then fades.)
(Final commercial break advertising the Prince of Saudi visiting Voltage tomorrow night! Don’t miss it!)
( “Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speakers to a blaring reaction from the crowd as Kassidy Heart arrives on the entranceway. She briefly proudly poses on the stage before making her way down the ramp and into the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST!! From Sydney, Australia, weighing 138 pounds… THE MAULER… KASSIDY HEARTT!!!!
Eve: Kassidy Heart is fresh off advancing via defeating Ronan Malosi and she is more prepared than ever. She hasn’t had much luck in attaining championship gold lately and winning this tournament would be a wonderful gateway for her to do exactly that. However, what lays ahead of her is Consuela Rose Ava, so she definitely has her hands full..
Gavin Kirkland: ASS AND TITTIES!!
Eve: What?
Gavin Kirkland: Oh sorry, I was talking to myself.
( Once Kassidy Heart hops off the top turnbuckle and sits herself in her designated corner, silence and anticipation fill up the arena. “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes accompanies the silence as it prompts for Consuela Rose Ava to jerk the curtain and step onto the entranceway. She scans the atmosphere of the World 1 Theatre and soaks it in before making her way down the aisle. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! From Frias, Spain, weighing in at 120 pounds… THE PERFECTIONIST…. CONNSUELLLA ROSSSEEE AVAAA
Deadprez: No matter what goes down tonight, one of these women will have the opportunity to not only become King Of Elite of 2021, but make history. Never in history has there ever been a female King Of Elite, and Consuela Rose Ava or Kassidy Heart have the opportunity of changing that. Both of these competitors have worked diligently throughout this tournament to get here and I know these two are going to TEAR EACH OTHER APART!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: This match is underway as Kassidy Heart and Consuela Rose Ava circle the ring. Both individuals are contesting for the opportunity to punch their ticket to the King Of Elite finals against Dynasty’s Xander Payne and whoever may advance from Showdown! They both intitate in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but Kassidy Heart is quick to force her into the corner! The referee immediately breaks them apart as CONSUELA CHARGES AND GOES AROUND THE WAIST OF HEART!! AND SHE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A WAIST TAKEDOWN
Deadprez: Technical takedown courtesy of The Perfectionist as Ava transitions from the waist towards the front facelock. Kassidy is able to shove her into the ropes and Irish whip her off! Consuela comes rebounding fast off the ropes and FLOORS THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH A SHOULDER TAKEDOWN! BUT KASSIDY QUICKLY KIPS-UP TO HER FEET! Consuela somewhat impressed as she comes off the ropes and looks to attempt another shoulder tackle-
Eve: Kassidy sides steps her and comes off the ropes! AND SHE TAKES CONSUELA DOWN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE OF HER OWN!! BUT CONSUELA RESPONDS BY QUICKLY SHOOTING UP TO HER FEET WITH AN EVEN SMOOTHER KIP-UP!! Kassidy Heart appears impressed before she sticks her foot into the midsection of Ava! Ava is momentarily stunned as HEART COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AVA SHOOTS DOWN AND SWEEPS THE FOUNDATION OF THE MAULER!! KASSIDY GETS LAID OUT ONTO HER STOMACH AS AVA COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AVA JUMPS DOWN FOR A SLIDING KNEE!! KASSIDY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, GETS UP TO HER FEET AND ATTEMPTS A SLIDING FOREARM SMASH!
Deadprez: Consuela manages to get her head down and evade the incoming forearm smash. Both semi-finals emerge to their feet, but CONSUELA POUNDS THE CHEST OF KASSIDY HEART WITH A BRUTAL ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT SENDS HER INTO THE CANVAS!! THAT DROVE THE AIR OUT OF HER CHEST!! Kassidy proceeds to reel into the ropes and CONSUELA IS QUICK ON THE OFFENCE!! CONSUELA PEPPERING KASSIDY WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AFTER ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!! CONSUELA QUICKLY IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES!! KASSIDY COMES OFF AND GETS DECKED WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST!! CONSUELA SWIFTLY HOVERS OVER FOR THE COVER!!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
T-
Gavin Kirkland: YOU GOTTA HAVE TO DO MORE THAN THAT!!! Look at both of these beautiful women going at each other in the main event. If I was in Kassidy’s position of being hammered with Consuela Rose Ava’s roundhouse kick, I’d be accepting those all day! All day, baby! Consuela Rose Ava continues to carry out the shoot kick offence and muscles Kassidy Heart into the corner. She drives her foot into the chest once again before IRISH WHIPPING HER INTO THE CORNER!! MY GOD!! THE POWER!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART GOES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES BEFORE WALKING INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… CONSUELA ROSE AVA MOSEYS OVER FOR ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! KASSIDY GRABS HER FOOT AND SWEEPS HER OTHER FOOT… SHE’S GOT BOTH OF THE LEGS HOOKED WHILE SHE FALLS BACKWARDS!! AND CATAPULTS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE… CONSUELA MANAGES TO CLING ONTO THE TOP ROPE AS SHE MANEUVERS HERSELF ONTO THE APRON!
Eve: Kassidy Heart notices her and goes over to take her off the apron. Consuela swings forward but Heart blocks it! HEART IS HOOKING HER LEFT ARM AS CONSUELA IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE GRIP!! KASSIDY HEART CLOCKS HER IN THE MUSHER WITH A HAIL MARY PUNCH!! WHAT A PUNCH TO THE FACE AS CONSUELA IS ROCKED!! Kassidy Heart steps onto the middle rope and grabs Consuela Rose Ava… CONSUELA WAKES UP AND GOES FOR A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!! KASSIDY BACKFLIPS OFF AND LANDS ON HER FEET LIKE A DAMN CAT!! CONSUELA IS CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES AS KASSIDY HEART CHARGES IN FOR A SPEAR PERHAPS??
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASSIDY HEART GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH A KNEE!!! Consuela manages to evade what would’ve been a catastrophic sequence! Consuela shoves Kassidy through the ropes and back into the squared circle as she FLIPS OVER HER SHOULDERS!! Consuela goes over her shoulders and comes off the ropes!! KASSIDY SIDESTEPS AND THROWS HER INTO THE ROPES.. CONSUELA GOES REBOUNDING INTO THE ARMS OF HEART’S CLUTCH!! AND GETS DROPPED WITH A SENSATIONAL GERMAN SUPLEX!! WHAT A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY JUMPS UP AND STOMPS ON BOTH HANDS!!! CONSUELA GRABS BOTH OF HER HANDS IN PAIN AS IT ALLOWS FOR KASSIDY TO CLOCK HER IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! KASSIDY QUICKLY PULL HER UP TO HER FEET AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! AND DRILLS THE PERFECTIONIST WITH A DEVASTATING BRAINBUSTAH!! BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS THE MAULER HOVERS OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Eve: KICK-OUT!! Kassidy Heart places her into a chinlock from behind momentarily. Interesting sequences to start this match up as Kassidy continues to apply pressure on the chin before Consueal begins to struggle! Consuela is starting to fight out of the hold as she gets on her feet and sends shoulder strikes to the midsection! She repeatedly thrusts her midsection before Heart lets go and DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE BACK OF CONSUELA’S HEAD!! Kassidy grabs her from the side and hooks her up for the SAITO SUPLEX!!
Deadprez: CONSUELA MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!! The Mauler eats a shoulder to the face as Consuela turns around and jumps up! FOR ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! NO!! KASSIDY GRABS THE FOOT AND HOLDS ONTO IT MENACINGLY!! CONSUELA LIFTS HER OTHER FOOT AND ATTEMPTS AN ENZIGURI!! KASSIDY DUCKS IT, BUT CONSUELA SLIDES UNDER BENEATH HER LEGS!! KASSIDY TURNS AROUND AND SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! CONSUELA DUCKS AND GRABS THE WAIST!!! AND SHE DRILLS HEART DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX… WITH A BRIDGE!! COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Gavin Kirkland: THE GAWDESS POPS HER SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! Kassidy Heart gets her shoulder up once again and Consuela, may I add, WHAT AN ARCH ON THAT GERMAN SUPLEX!! Consuela brings Kassidy Heart back into the turnbuckles and stomps her down with a couple of roundhouse kicks before running into the adjacent corner! AND SPRINTING IN FOR A RUNNING FACEWASH BOOT!! BUT KASSIDY INTERCEPTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD!! IT CONNECTS ACROSS THE CROWN OF CONSUELA’S FACE!! NO!!!!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart quickly grabs her head and pulls her up to her feet!! FOR STARGAZING!! BUT CONSUELA DENIES IT WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE!! HEART GETS DECKED BY A KNEE AS CONSUELA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND SOARS INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE MAULER!! KASSIDY HEART CATCHES HER!!! HEART HAS HER ACROSS HER CHEST NOW AS SHE THROWS HER OVERHEAD!!! FOR A FALLAWAY SLAM!!!
Eve: CONSUELA MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET!! HEART GETS UP IN SHOCK AS CONSUELA DUCKS HER AND COMES OFF THE ROPES… KASSIDY PICKS HER UP INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL!!!! INTO A SENSATION HEADSCISSORS…. AND KASSIDY MANAGES TO USE THE MOMENTUM TO SPRING ONTO HER FEET INSTEAD!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS STAND FACE-TO-FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS THEY GO INTO THE ROPES AND CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!
Deadprez: WHAT DISPLAYS OF ATHLETICISM BY BOTH SEMI FINALS AS THEY RUN INTO EACH OTHER!! CONSUELA ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS!! AND NAILS HEART IN THE NOGGIN’ WITH A PELE KICK!! THAT CAUGHT HER RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD AS CONSUELA QUICKLY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF KASSIDY HEART!! SHE THROWS HER OVER FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THE GAWDESS LANDS RIGHT ONTO HER FEET YET AGAIN!! THESE WOMEN SHOWING HOW AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE AS CONSUELA TURNS AROUND AND EATS A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE FACE!!! Kassidy Heart is all fired up now as she goes into the corner… Consuela winds up to her feet while HEART COMES CHARGING IN LIKE A MACK TRUCK!! FOR THE SPEAR!! WHAT THE?!?! CONSUELA WITH THE FLIPPING DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!! WHAT A COUNTER!!! CONSUELA JUMPED OVER HER IN MID-AIR AND MANAGES TO FLIP HER OVER FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER AS CONSUELA QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!! SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: KASSIDY POPS HER SHOULDER UP!! What a sensational counter by Consuela Rose Ava! Impeccable timing that definitely turned the world inside out for The Mauler as Consuela Rose Ava gets up to her feet! Consuela Rose Ava lifts Kassidy up to her feet and hooks the side.. She grabs a handful of the tights and HOISTS HER UP INTO A SUPLEX!! AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Consuela has laid Heart out in the center of the ring as it is the opportune moment for her to go aerial!!
Deadprez: The Perfectionist has made her way up to the top turnbuckle! She is perched at the top, overseeing the exhausted Kassidy Heart! SHE STANDS ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND SOARS OFF FOR THE MOONSAULT!!! KASSIDY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! AVA LANDS ON HER FEET AND GOES FOR ANOTHER MOONSAULT IN RESPONSE!! HEART GETS OUT OF THE WAY YET AGAIN!!! BUT AVA HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO LAND ON HER FEET, FLIP FORWARD AND FLATTEN THE CHEST OF KASSIDY HEART WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM AS CONSUELA HAS THE SIDEPRESS COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Eve: KASSIDY GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! WOW!!! What an amazing feat of athleticism attained by Consuela Rose Ava! Incredibly impressive! Kassidy Heart has instinctively rolled out beneath the bottom rope and onto the apron as Consuela Rose Ava goes over to step through the ropes and get her! Both semi-finalists are situated on the apron! They are at a precarious position whereas Consuela hooks the tights of Kassidy! AND SHE LIFTS HEART UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! BUT HEART GOES OVER HER HEAD AND GRABS IT!! INVERTED DDT ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! CONSUELA FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND CLOTHESLINES KASSIDY BACK INTO THE OTHER RING!! WHAT A COUNTER AS CONSUELA RECUPERATES ON THE APRON… WAIT.. WAIT… KASSIDY SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GRABS HER HEAD!! AND SHE BRINGS IT DOWN ONTO THE APRON WITH HER!! SLINGSHOT STARGAZING ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AS KASSIDY BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING!! KASSIDY HEART WITH THEM THIGHS!! SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND SHE LANDS AN ELBOW DROP ONTO THE HEART OF THE PERFECTIONIST!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Deadprez: KICK-OUT AT TWO!! Kassidy Heart is crouching in the corner, anticipating for Consuela to get up in the opposite corner! Consuela is in prime position! I MAY KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT!! KASSIDY WITH FIRE IN HER EYES AS SHE COMES SPRINTING IN OUT OF HER CORNER!! FOR THE RAPTURE KICK!! WAIT!! HEART DOESN’T CONNECT AS CONSUELA JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!! Heart has her right foot caught up on the turnbuckles as Consuela takes advantage and SUPERKICKS THE BACK OF HER LEFT KNEE!!! NOW BOTH LEGS ARE CAUGHT UP ON THE ROPES AND TURNBUCKLES!!
Eve: This may not end well for The Mauler!! She is dangling upside down from the second turnbuckle, clinging on for dear life as Consuela is perched on the top turnbuckle! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!?!?! CONSUELA SOARS OFF THE TOP AND GOES DOWN FOR A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO THE HANGING KASSIDY HEART!! BUT KASSIDY GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND CONSUELA ROLLS THROUGH INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! CONSUELA CHARGES BACK IN!! BUT KASSIDY CATCHES HER AND THROWS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR THE PERFECTIONIST!! THE MAULER COMES OUT OF THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH RAPTURE!! THE RAPTURE KICKS AS KASSIDY HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE WIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!! What a beautiful boot into the corner there by the Gawdess as Kassidy is up on her feet! She is evidently pissed off and rightfully so! These individuals are giving it all in the King Of Elite 2021 Finals! Whoever wins this is basically automatically put in the King Of Elite main event! What a lucrative opportunity for both of these sexy females! It looks like Kassidy may be punching the ticket as she places Ava’s head between her legs! AVA IS SUCH A LUCKY WOMAN AS KASSIDY HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! LOOKING FOR THE HELLOFRESH!!
Deadprez: COUNTERED!! CONSUELA CIRCUMVENTS THE SNAP BUCKLE BOMB ATTEMPT AS SHE JUMPED OVER HER SHOULDERS!!! CONSUELA CHARGES INTO KASSIDY!! KASSIDY GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT LOOK!! Kassidy Heart is maintaining the waist lock as she seeks for a second german suplex! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! ONE MORE AND SHE COMPLETES THE KASSPLODER PLEX COMBINATION! KASSIDY HOISTS HER UP INTO THE AIR FOR THE TRIFECTA OF GERMAN SUPLEXES!!
Eve: AND CONSUELA COUNTERS IN MID-AIR!! SHE GRABS HER HEAD IN A FRONT-FACE POSITION AND SPIKES HER WITH A SNAP DDT!!! SHE MIGHT HAVE BROKE HER NECK BECAUSE KASSIDY GOT DECIMATED BY THAT SNAP DDT!! WHAT A SNAP DDT AS CONSUELA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND SENDS KASSIDY FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA!! THIS COULD BE THE TIME FOR CONSUELA TO GET HER FOOT BACK ON THE PEDAL!! THE PERFECTIONIST SPRINTS THROUGH THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! AND SHE SHOOTS THROUGH THE SKIES AND DIVES ONTO KASSIDY WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!!
Deadprez: TOPE SUICIDA COURTESY OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA!! Consuela isn’t finished yet! She hops onto the apron and sprints off the second Kassidy gets up to her feet and turns around!! AND SHE NAILS THE MAULER IN THE JAW WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! A KNEE STRIKE SHATTERS THE JAW OF THE MAULER AS CONSUELA BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING!! SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES OFF FOR ANOTHER LEAPING KNEE ATTEMPT!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY BEAUTIFULLY GRABS HER IN MID-AIR!! AND SHE FLIPS HER OVER FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! THE KASSPLODER PLEX!! BUT CONSUELA COUNTERS THE GERMAN SUPLEX YET AGAIN WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!! THE PERFECTIONIST MANAGES TO GET THE WHEELBARROW IN, WENT WITHIN AND DROPPED KASSIDY RIGHT ONTO HER FACE WITH THE FACEBUSTER!! WHAT A COUNTER AS CONSUELA NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! SHE SPRINGS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! AND INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE MAULER!! OH NO!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! KASSIDY CAUGHT HER AS SHE NOW PULLS HER UP TO HER FEET!! SHE GRABS BOTH WRISTS AROUND THE WAIST!! AND SHE DRILLS AVA OVER WITH THE STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THE KASSPLODER CHANEL N°5!!!!! CHANEL N°5!!!! THIS COULD BE IT!! KASSIDY HAS FINISHED HER OPPONENTS WITH THIS BEFORE!!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: AVA POWERS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!! KASSIDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT YET AGAIN!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN THUS FAR!! KASSIDY IS UP TO HER FEET, COMPLETELY APOPLECTIC THROUGH AND THROUGH!! KASSIDY IS IN THE CORNER, IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR AVA TO GET UP TO HER FEET!! BUT AVA IS UP ON ALL FOURS!! KASSIDY RUNS OFF FOR THE CURB STOMP!! SHE JUMPS INTO THE AIR!! BUT SHE STOMPS THE CANVAS!! AVA GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND DRILLS HER IN THE KNEES WITH A SUPERKICK!!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is now the individual on both knees! AVA STARTS PENETRATING HER CHEST WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AFTER ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!! A BARRAGE OF ROUNDHOUSE KICKS COURTESY OF THE PERFECTIONIST AS AVA WINDS UP FOR THE FINAL ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! TO THE HEAD!!! NO!! KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND DRIVES AVA DOWN WITH A SAITO SUPLEX!!! KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY ROLLS ONTO HER FEET AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! SHE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND STOMPS AVA DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!
Gavin Kirkland: AVA MOVES HER HEAD AND CAUSES FOR KASSIDY TO SLIP OFF!!! AVA CATCHES HER IN MID-AIR BY THE SIDE!! AND DROPS HER DOWN ONTO HER KNEE WITH THE SIDESLAM BACKBREAKER!! THE PERFECTIONIST SPLITS HER INTO TWO AS AVA IS NOW IN THE CORNER!! AVA HAS HER SIGHTS SET ON THE KING OF ELITE CROWN!! IF SHE CONNECTS WITH THIS ON THE BULLSEYE, THEN THAT COULD BE REALITY FOR THE PERFECTIONIST!! AVA COMES OFF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE RUNNING KNEE OF DEATH!!
Eve: KASSIDY WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID-AIR!! SHE BAMBOOZLED THE KNEE OF DEATH ATTEMPT AND GOES INTO THE ROPES…. KASSIDY CHARGES IN FOR A BOMBER LARIAT!! BUT AVA GRABS HER INCOMING AND USES HER UPPER BODY TO FLIP OVER!! AVA PUTS HER HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! KASSIDY MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF THAT!! AND NAILS AVA IN THE SIDE OF HER HEAD WITH A THRUST KICK!! GOD DAMN!!
Deadprez: BUT BOTH INDIVIDUALS REMAIN ON THEIR FEET!! KASSIDY IS STRUGGLING TO STAY ON BOTH OF HER FEET WHILE AVA IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE!! KASSIDY GOES OVER TO GRAB A HANDFUL OF AVA’S HAIR!! AVA SPINS AROUND AND CLOCKS HER WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!!! KASSIDY IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT RIGHT NOW AS AVA SPRINTS AND RUNS INTO THE ROPES!! KASSIDY GRABS HER TIGHTS AND PULLS HER BACK IN AT THE LAST SECOND!! AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A DAMN LARIAT!! WHAT A VICIOUS LARIAT!! KASSIDY HOOKS BOTH LEGS WITH DESPERATION!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Eve: AVA POPS HER SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! KASSIDY DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME AND BRINGS AVA BACK UP TO HER FEET… KASSIDY STABILIZES HER FOUNDATION IN THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE SHE RUNS AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK… AVA JUMPS DOWN AND KIPS-UP TO COUNTER IT!! WHAT A COUNTER AS KASSIDY TURNS AROUND AND ATTEMPTS ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! AVA GRABS HER LEG AND FLIPS HER OVER!! KASSIDY LANDS ON HER FEET!! CONSUELA IS STUNNED!! BOTH WOMEN CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! AND THEY TAKE EACH OTHER OUT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN STEREOS AS THEY HAD THE SAME MOVE IN MIND!! BOTH WOMEN ARE OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! WHAT A WONDERFUL MAIN EVENT WE HAVE HAD!! WOW!!
Gavin Kirkland: What an amazing main event this match has been indeed! It’s a main event with these two women too! Both elitists have brought their hard-hitting strong styles to the canvas and they are outmaneuvering the other all for the lucrative opportunity to vye for the King Of Elite 2021 crown in February! I mean, they’re doing all this just to lose to Xander Payne, but it’s whatever! All I care about is those damn women! My fuckin’ cum chambers are going to fill up by the end of this match!
Deadprez: You have got to give a hand for both of these individuals! They are proving every damn second of this match why they deserve to be finalists and it shows! Both individuals are up to their feet now! They are depending on each other to stay up on their feet at this point in the match!! KASSIDY PUSHES HER AWAY AND SWINGS FORWARD FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT CONSUELA DUCKS IT AND JUMPS IMMEDIATELY ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND FLOORS THE MAULER WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!! MISSILE DROPKICK AND SHE QUICKLY KIPS-UP TO HER FEET!! KASSIDY IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES NOW AS CONSUELA HAS GAINED SECOND WIND!! SHE JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!!
Eve: KASSIDY JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE WITH HER!! AND FLIPS HER OVER FOR THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!! AND CONSUELA MANAGES TO FLIP ONTO HER FEET!! KASSIDY CHARGES INTO HER. CONSUELA SIDESTEPS HER AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND SOARS INTO THE AIR FOR A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! BUT KASSIDY SNATCHES HER ARM IN MID-AIR AND FLIPS HER OVER INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!! GAWD’S GIFT IS LOCKED IN AS THIS COULD BE IT FOR CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF THE PERFECTIONIST!! CONSUELA DEADLIFTS HER OFF THE CANVAS WITH THE CROSS ARMBREAKER STILL INTACT!!! KASSIDY IS STILL GIVING ALL HER MIGHT AND ENERGY INTO THE ARMBREAKER AS CONSUELA IS STARTING TO LOSE POWER!! BUT CONSUELA USES THE ROPES TO HER ADVANTAGE!! AND HER DROPS HER WITH A SLINGSHOT SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! WHAT A COUNTER TO ESCAPE GAWD’S GIFT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: KASSIDY HOISTS HER SHOULDER UP!!! Consuela Rose Ava with an impressive method to counteract the Gawd’s Gift as she emerges to her feet. She is crouched in the corner once again, preying on her opponent, Kassidy Heart! Kassidy is up to her feet as Ava brandishes a smirk on her face! KASSIDY IS ABOUT TO MEET HER DEATH!! AVA JUMPS UP FOR THE KNEE DEATH!! LA RADILLE DE LA MUERTE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!! KASSIDY DUCKS AND ROLLS AVA UP!!! KASSIDY DEADLIFTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND SHE THROWS HER DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB OF HER OWN!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: KICK-OUT ONCE AGAIN FROM CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!! KASSIDY HEART IS IN DISBELIEF!! KASSIDY HEART IN THE FACE OF THE REFEREE AS SHE THOUGHT THAT COULD’VE BEEN IT!! KASSIDY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND PLACES CONSUELA’S HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS ONCE AGAIN!!! ANOTHER POWERBOMB COULD PROVE DEADLY FOR CONSUELA’S CHANCES TO BE IN THE FINALS!!! KASSIDY HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!!!
Deadprez: CONSUELA ATTEMPTS TO COUNTER IT INTO A DDT!!! BUT KASSIDY’S STRENGTH IS TOO MUCH FOR HER!! KASSIDY HOLDS ONTO HER AND LIFTS HER UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! AND DROPS HER ONTO HER BACK WITH AN X-PLEX RELEASE SUPLEX!! X-PLEX RELEASE SUPLEX COURTESY OF THE MAULER AS KASSIDY ABANDONS HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES!! Kassidy Heart is potentially looking to connect with her patented shooting star press! The second she connects with this, it could be game over for Consuela Rose Ava. Heart makes her way up to the top turnbuckles and is now perched! THIS COULD BE THE ENDING!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!! CONSUELA RESURRECTS FROM THE DEAD AND SHOOTS FROM THE CANVAS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH KASSIDY!! KASSIDY IS SHOCKED AS CONSUELA REPEATEDLY PUNCHES HER DOWN!!! CONSUELA WITH A BOMBARDMENT OF DOWNWARD PUNCHES ONTO THE CROWN OF KASSIDY HEART THAT STAGGERS HER!! Kassidy Heart got the tables flipped over on her as Consuela hooks the side…. And she flips backwards with her for the super spanish fly!! BUT CONSUELA LANDS ON HER FEET!! HEART HELD ON!! CONSUELA ROLLS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHILE HEART TURNS DIRECTIONS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF!! SHE SPINS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE INTO THE DIRECTION OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA!! WHAT THE HELL IS KASSIDY THINKING!?!?
Eve: KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFFFFF DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KASSIDY GETS DECIMATED IN MID-AIR WITH THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES!! THE KNEE OF DEATH OUT OF NOWHERE AS CONSUELA QUICKLY GOES OVER FOR THE COVER!! CONSUELA IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING TOWARDS THE CORPSE OF KASSIDY HEART!! SHE GOES OVER TO THROW THE SHOULDER OVER HER BODY!!
Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND!!! CONSUELA IS APOPLECTIC!! KASSIDY GOT OUT OF THE RING BEFORE CONSUELA COULD PIN HER AND THAT INSTINCT MIGHT HAVE JUST ALLOWED KASSIDY HEART TO CONTINUE SURVIVING THIS MAIN EVENT MATCH!! KASSIDY WITH A MIRACLE AS CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS PISSED OFF, AND RIGHTFULLY SO!! KASSIDY JUST ESCAPED THE TASTE OF DEFEAT AS CONSUELA STANDS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! DRAKE KING WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE ON THE OUTSIDE AS CONSUELA RUNS THE ROPES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AVA RUNS AND SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! INTO THE MOON AND INTO THE SKIES SHE GOES!! AND FLATTENS KASSIDY HEART ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A TOPE CONSUELA HILO!!!! TOPE CONSUELA HILO CONNECTED AS CONSUELA ROSE AVA SLOWLY GETS KASSIDY HEART BACK INTO THE RING!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BETWEEN THESE TWO SEXYWOMEN!! Consuela Rose Ava is slow to insert The Mauler back into the ring as she takes a couple of seconds to breathe outside..
( Drake King gradually walks towards Consuela Rose Ava from behind and starts to put his hand on her left shoulder. )
Drake King: Sensational job tonight, Sister Av-
Eve: CONSUELA HAMMERS KING WITH A MONEY MAKING SLAP!!! WHAT A DAMN SLAP TO THE FACE AS IT SENDS DRAKE KING REELING BACK INTO THE RING!! CONSUELA WITH A PISSED OFF FACE AS DRAKE GETS CLOBBERED WITH YET ANOTHER SLAP FOR A SECOND WEEK IN A ROW!! CONSUELA CLEARLY HAS NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER FOR DRAKE KING AS SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION BACK ONTO KASSIDY HEART WHO IS IN THE RING…
Deadprez: CONSUELA QUICKLY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!!! AND GETS CURB STOMPED!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE AS KASSIDY QUICKLY ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE COVER!! MY GOODNESS!! CONSUELA SLAPPING DRAKE KING MIGHT’VE SCREWED HER OVER!! OH NO!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! KASSIDY HEART ISN’T QUESTIONING IT ANYMORE AS SHE QUICKLY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND STARTS TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLES!! KASSIDY HEART HAS IMMEDIATELY SITUATED HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS LAID OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! KASSIDY HEART IS RISING LIKE A PHOENIX!! SHE SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
Eve: CONSUELA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! KASSIDY LANDS SAFELY ONTO THE CANVAS AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! BUT LOOK!! DRAKE KING SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CHARGES INTO THEM!! HE AIMS TO TURN BOTH OF THEM INSIDE OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! BUT CONSUELA AND KASSIDY DUCK THE ATTEMPT!! AND DRAKE KING GOES COLLIDING INTO THE REFEREE!! THE REFEREE GOES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MESSIAH JUST DECKED THE REF!! THE REF IS OUT! I REPEAT, THE REF IS OUT!
Deadprez: Drake King’s plan got bamboozled as he turns around to the sight of Kassidy Heart charging into him! KASSIDY AND DRAKE DEFINITELY HAVE SOME TENSIONS TO SOLVE AS DRAKE DUCKS KASSIDY HEART AND TURNS CONSUELA INSIDE OUT WITH THE GUILLOTINE!! THE GUILLOTINE TEARS RIGHT THROUGH CONSUELA ROSE AVA AS KASSIDY HEART NAILS DRAKE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DRAKE SAW IT COMING AND GRABS KASSIDY BY THE HEAD!! AND DRILLS HER ONTO HER HEAD WITH THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!! OVERHAUL CONNECTS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS DRAKE KING DOING IN THAT RING!! THAT MAN IS A MENACE AND HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!! HE IS DAMAGING MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELS AND THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!! DRAKE WALKS OVER TO THE REFEREE AND GETS HIM BACK INTO POSITION BEFORE HE QUICKLY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RETURNS TO HIS RINGSIDE SEAT!!
Eve: KASSIDY HEART AND CONSUELA ROSE AVA ARE COLLECTIVELY OUT LIKE A LIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DRAKE KING IS JUST PATTING HIMSELF ON THE BACK ON THE OUTSIDE!! THE REFEREE UNDERGOES THE RING COUNT!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eve: If this ends in a double count-out, what would it mean for the Showdown bracket of the King Of Elite 2021 tournament. Who will advance? Who will not advance? So many questions to be answered and you can see that Drake King masterminded this all along! Drake King has been fucking this tournament up since the very beginning and having this wonderful main event end in a count-out would be another success for his manifest! Drake King with a smirk on his face, but his eyes start lighting out as both Consuela Rose Ava and Kassidy Heart start crawling!
FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!!! GET UP!!! GET UP GIRLS!!
FI-
Deadprez: THE REFEREE CEASES THE COUNT AS BOTH WOMEN ARE NOW LEANING ON EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN ON THEIR FEET!!! DRAKE KING CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE ANGRILY STOMPS THROUGH RINGSIDE AND LEAPS ONTO THE APRON!! CONSUELA PUSHES KASSIDY INTO THE CORNER AND NAILS DRAKE WITH THE KNEE OF DEATH AS HE ENTERED THE RING!! IT SENDS DRAKE KING FLYING OUT OF THE RING AS CONSUELA ROSE AVA LOOKS DOWN AT HIM WITH A SMILE!! BUT LOOK!! KASSIDY COMES FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HER UP!! SCHOOLGIRL COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: ALMOST!! ALMOST!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS GET UP TO THEIR FEET AS CONSUELA IMMEDIATELY JUMPS OVER AND ROLLS KASSIDY DOWN WITH A SCHOOLGIRL COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: KASSIDY POWERS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!! BOTH COMPETITORS RUSH TO THEIR FEET SIMULTANEOUSLY ONCE AGAIN!! KASSIDY GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! CONSUELA DUCKS IT AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE OF HER OWN!! KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND NAILS HER WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! CONSUELA REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND RESPONDS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! BOTH COMPETITORS SWAYING BACK AND FORTH, SIDE TO SIDE NOW AS THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT A BRUTAL MATCH THIS IS AS KASSIDY COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND GOES FOR THE SPEAR!! CONSUELA BLOCKS IT WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! CONSUELA REELS INTO THE CORNER AND ATTEMPTS FOR ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL KNEE OF DEATH!!!! BUT THE ATTEMPT GETS SIDESTEPPED!! KASSIDY GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE NAILS CONSUELA WITH A YAKUZA KICK!! FOLLOWED BY A THRUST KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! AND THEN A SUPERKICK TO FINISH IT OFF!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS CONSUELA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND STUMBLES TOWARDS KASSIDY!! THE PERFECTIONIST GRABS HER WAIST.. ALMOST BY INSTINCT!! AND DRILLS HER OVER WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY ROLLS UP TO HER FEET!! AND STOMPS HER DOWN WITH PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!! COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: CONSUELA GETS HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE NANOSECOND!! CONSUELA REACHING INTO HER LAST ENERGY RESERVE TO KICK OUT!! HOW?!?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! CONSUELA WANTS THE KING OF ELITE FINALS BAD!! SHE WANTS IT DESPERATELY AS KASSIDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! CONSUELA IS BARELY MOVING AS KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY PUTS HER IN THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES!!! THE TORNADO DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS IS CINCHED IN AS CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! SHE IS IN AGONY!!
Deadprez: AVA IS SLOWLY TRYING TO DIG HER BODY INTO THE CANVAS TO GET TO THE ROPES, BUT IT IS SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE!! AVA TRIES TO GRAB KASSIDY’S FACE WITH HER HAND, BUT KASSIDY ABSORBS IT AND BEGINS HEADBUTTING HER SHOULDER OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! I DON’T THINK CONSUELA CAN HANDLE THIS ANY LONGER!! CONSUELA IS JUST TRYING HER BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN AND AGONY!! BUT REMEMBER, THE MORE KASSIDY KEEPS THIS SUBMISSION HOLD IN, THE MORE THE CHANCES OF CONSUELA WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH A CAREER-THREATENING INJURY!!
Eve: AVA MANAGES TO GRAB AHOLD OF KASSIDY’S HEAD AND BEGINS TO HITTING HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! KASSIDY SOFTENS THE HOLD MOMENTARILY AS AVA MIGHT GET OUT OF THIS ONE!! THE LOUIS VUITTTON OF WRESTLING MOVES IS ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL SUBMISSION HOLDS IN THE GAME TODAY AND AVA IS SOMEHOW GETTING OUT OF IT!! BUT KASSIDY BITS HER SHOULDER AND IT ALLOWS HER TO PUT HER BACK INTO THE SUBMISSION HOLD!! NOW AVA HAS NOWHERE TO GO MORE THAN EVER!!
Deadprez: AVA IS ATTEMPTING TO GO FOR THE HEAD ONCE AGAIN, BUT KASSIDY IS JUST IGNORING HER!!! HOW LONGER CAN THE PERFECTIONIST GO?? KASSIDY BITES HER SHOULDER ONCE AGAIN!! AVA ISN’T TAPPING OUT STILL!!! KASSIDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS SHE BITES INTO HER SHOULDER ONCE AGAIN!! OH MY GOD!! IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF HER TEETH?? BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HER SHOULDER AS KASSIDY BITES IT LONGER ONCE AGAIN AND CONTINUES TO HEADBUTT IT!!!!
AND SHE TAPS!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speakers to an ear-deafening pop as Kassidy Heart gingelly rolls out of the ring and raises her hand in victory. The camera shows Drake King, who jumps onto the apron, steps through the ropes and looks at her menacingly before turning her attention onto Consuela Rose Ava. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… KAAASSSSSIDDDYYY HEARTTTTT!!
Deadprez: DRAKE KING BEGINS STOMPING DOWN ONTO CONSUELA ROSE AVA!! KING IS JUST UNVEILING A CAN OF WHOOPASS ONTO THE FORMER EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION AS HE IS APOPLECTIC!! DRAKE KING’S PLAN WAS BAMBOOZLED BY BOTH OF THESE WOMEN AND HE IS TAKING OUT OF HIS FRUSTRATIONS!! DRAKE KING IS JUST BARKING AT HER THAT THIS WAS HER FAULT AS SHE CONTINUES TO STOMP AND STOMP ONTO HER DEFENCELESS BODY!!
Eve: Drake momentarily helps Consuela on her feet! It’s like he is giving her compassion for a couple of seconds, but I don’t think it’s for any good purposes.. Consuela is just coughing up blood and is completely exhausted by the slobber knocker of a match she just shared with Kassidy Heart! CONSUELA HAS ENDURED ENOUGH TONIGHT, DON’T YOU THINK!! SHE IS DOWN ON ALL FOURS AS DRAKE JUMPS DOWN!! AND NEARLY DECAPITATES HER WITH ANOTHER GUILLOTINE!! A SECOND GUILLOTINE TO CONSUELA ROSE AVA TONIGHT AS DRAKE KING STANDS OVER HER BODY WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE!!
Drake King: This wouldn’t have happened if you just listened for once..
Gavin Kirkland: NOT MY CONSUELA!!! MY SUELA!! MY ROSE!!
Deadprez: Drake King is aggravated more than ever as I don’t think he’s done yet! He grabs the left wrist of the subconscious Consuela Rose Ava. He looks at her with disappointment and shakes his head before pulling her up by the wrist.. AND GRABBING HER HEAD!! AND SPIKING HER WITH THE OVERHAUL!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO DROPS CONSUELA ROSE AVA ON HER HEAD AS DRAKE KING JUST LAID OUT CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!
(The final shot is of Drake King posing above the body of Consuela Rose Ava.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
