Shock Value (2025)

(EAW Intro Plays)

(The scene opens in a cold prison, the wind is cold, the blood moon is out, as the camera leads into the cell block, there is someone sitting in the cell, but their face cannot be seen. The guards along with a priest and the Warden walk up to the cell.)

???: It’s time.

(The individual turns and nods, standing up and walking to the cell door. The face is still in the shadows as the guards apply the handcuffs and escort him out.

Narrator: In life we all reach our end, some sooner than others. Some believe an eye for an eye, others do not want this sort of punishment, but for the few, there is nothing short of the Death Penalty. And in this case, a shocking one.

(As the guards and the Priest lead the prisoner, along with the Warden through the prison as others prisoners watch. They are seeing him take the last walk down the Green Mile.)

Narrator: Even in the face of death, there is a sense of survival, an instinct that only the strong will ever harness. And as the Elitists of the EAW and the Voltage brand know, that this time of year there is only one Value, that of Shock.)

(While the death row inmate walks through the prison, in the background is footage of Selina Reyes standing tall and staring across at Ashlynn Quinn. Then it switches to electric eels swimming around a pool. Then it fades and transitions into Effy McAvoy holding up the New Breed Championship while an angry and obsessive Octavia looks on, a shock collar then shoots a bolt of electricity.)

Narrator: But as we are at death’s door, coming to peace with the actions that have led to this moment in your life, knowing that as it ends, was it meaningful? The same question can be asked of the EAW Elitists, who have put their bodies on the line for an opportunity at greatness and not of failure.

(Walking into the chamber, the small crowd of people are sitting watching as they lead the prisoners into the glass covered room that is revealed to be the Electric Chair. They led the person in and had them sit down. Just then the scene breaks into Ms. Extreme who raises her hand while looking across at Daryl Kinkade ready to fight on Electric Floors. Then it switches to KASAI smiling, Cameron Ella Ava giving he notion to come at her. Limmy Monaghan pointing to the crowd, Dr. Bethany Blue with a sneer on her face and finally Methuselah laughing. A huge “X” appears behind them.)

Narrator: As the sands of the hourglass slowly fall through to the very last grain, this person knows that his time is up, that he will indeed pay for his crimes and meet the maker. Will those same crimes though pay off in Ottawa?

(As they sit the person down, dousing the wet sponge on their head, the executioner brings the hood and is ready to place it over the head. The people watch as many are crowded outside the prison. The footage then shows silhouettes in the background of Solomon Stane with the Hardcore Championship, then to Xander Payne who screams, switching over to Milli Banks holding the Universal Women’s Championship up in the air and Bea Valentine wearing her crown while posing for her close up.)

Narrator: And as the clock winds down, strapped to the chair, ready to feel the electricity flow through his body as they meet their end, the Priest will slowly say his final prayer with the whisper …. “May God Be With You.”

(Everyone watches in anticipation as they are about to put the hood over the Death Row Inmate. The final footage shows that of Michael Machina with the EAW World Championship, then Adam Lucas glaring right at him while Jake Smith pointing to himself with Caroline behind him.)

Narrator: This is the end, time to feel the SHOCK.

(They finally show the face of the person sitting in the Electric Chair. It is none other than Michael Machina as they place the black hood over his head. The Executioner is none other than Adam Lucas ready to pull the switch as the Warden smiles and is Jake Smith.)

#BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everything around it explodes, the electricity flows through his body as they watch. The lights flicker and the sounds of burned flesh sizzle but as it ends, they then take the hood off him and Michael Machina has electricity in his eyes as he screams, because the chair didn’t kill him.)

Narrator: WELCOME TO SHOCK VALUE!

(The scene slowly fades.)

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???: AND NOW TARGET AND MARVEL STUDIOS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN PRESENTS A VOLTAGE BRAND EXCLUSIVE… SHOCK VALUE!!!

(The fireworks go off as the fans stand in unison cheering while “One Last Dance” by Tom Morello plays throughout the arena. The Canadian Tire Center is buzzing with excitement for Shock Value as the camera pans to the announce team of James Peters, Rich Russillo, Persephone, and Tyrone Montgomery.)

James Peters: WELCOME EAW FANS AND WE ARE IN THE BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY OF CANADA HERE TONIGHT AND WE ARE EXCITED TO BRING YOU SHOCK VALUE! I AM JAMES PETERS, ALONGSIDE RICH RUSSILLO, PERSEPHONE, AND TYRONE MONTGOMERY! WE HAVE AN INCREDIBLE MARQUEE EVENT TONIGHT TOPPED OFF WITH THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AS MICHAEL MACHINA HAS HIS BIGGEST CHALLENGE YET AGAINST ADAM LUCAS AND JAKE SMITH!

Rich Russillo: NO PUN INTENDED BUT THE ELECTRICITY IS IN THE AIR HERE TONIGHT AND WE HAVE TITLES ON THE LINE AND AN ULTIMATE “X” MATCH THAT HAS BEEN HIGHLY TALKED ABOUT ALL WEEK! WE ALSO HAVE THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE, QUEEN BEA WASTED NO TIME CHALLENGING MILLI BANKS AND THOSE TWO MATCHES WILL BE SHOW STEALERS!

Tyrone Montgomery: WE ALSO HAVE SOME PRETTY BIG GRUDGE MATCHES THAT WILL BE DETERMINED BY ELECTRICAL FLOORS AND EELS TOO…. GOTTA LOVE THE EELS!

Persephone: It is March, why is it so cold still! Oh sorry…. LET’S GO TO BELLA BRAXTON FOR THE INTRODUCTIONS TO THE FIRST MATCH!

(The camera pans to Bella Braxton already in the ring as the graphic for the opening match appears.)

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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Bella Braxton: AND IT IS AN ELECTRIC WEAPONS MATCH…. FOR THE UNIVERSALLLLLLL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(‘Gloria’ by London Symphony Orchestra can be heard across the speakers as the audience responds loudly for the arrival of Bea Valentine. The Empress of Elite emerges from the back with focus within her gaze, looking toward the crowd with wonder etched across her face as she then takes her glare toward the ring. Bea takes a deep breath as Cornelius was following behind, ‘till Bea gives the nod to him, and he remains standing at the stage as Bea walks down the ramp, ready for her match tonight.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! THE CHALLENGER! FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, WEIGHING IN AT 143 POUNDS… THE EMPRESS OF ELITE, BEAAAAAAA VALENTINEEEEEE!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: An incredible opportunity for Bea Valentine tonight as she is heading into the one-on-one encounter she’s been anticipating for a long time! This is a match that has spent quite some time being kept from happening, but now it’s finally here in the biggest manner possible! Bea is now looking to succeed in making a newfound dream turn into reality!

Rich Russillo: This is certainly everything that can change the trajectory of Bea Valentine’s career overnight!!! She has extensively discussed how far she’s gone and how much she’s grown, as becoming the Empress of Elite has warranted this championship match into becoming true! One more win! One more step and Bea will truly find her eternal joy!!!

Persephone: Blah blah blah blah, I heard weapons and my mind immediately went “yippie! Chaos!” But sure go Bea.

(‘Burn My Dread -Last Battle Reload-‘ by Lotus Juice can be heard throughout the speakers as a nightly blue and white color scheme takes over the lighting of the arena. Soon enough, the audience reacts immensely for the arrival of Universal Women’s Champion, Milli Banks. The champion emerges as she fashions a blue, white and black color scheme alongside headphones as she looks ahead with a wide smile on her face. An ode to Persona 3, Milli nods to the music before looking ahead to the ring, with a focused glare as she proceeds to walk down the ramp while the Universal Women’s Championship shone around her waist.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT! FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. MILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BAAAAAAAAANKS!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: And now the longest reigning Universal Women’s Champion has officially arrived!!! With a special presentation this time around as she steps into an increasingly important match in her career, with no mistakes being made that she has been able to retain all of her confidence the longer this reign has continued to remain strong because of her efforts!

Rich Russillo: The pressure is on tonight, and Milli Banks is very familiar with having to work under all of the pressure in the world!! Bea Valentine has got the greatest threat before her, the defending record breaking World Champion as she will need to treat this match as if it’s her very last! This is ELECTRIC WEAPONS, as this is a long anticipated match that’s about to go down!!

Persephone: ENTERTAIN ME! HURRY UP! I NEED IT NOW!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Tyrone Montgomery: HERE WE GO! THE LONG ANTICIPATED UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS FINALLY HERE! MILLI BANKS DEFENDS HER TITLE AGAINST THE EMPRESS OF ELITE HERSELF BEA VALENTINE!! This has been a one on one encounter that has been over a year and a half in the making and it’s finally arrived in ELECTRIC WEAPONS FASHION!

Rich Russillo: Milli Banks and Bea Valentine glare down at one another as this has been a match they’ve both been anticipating for quite some time! In mere moments, this is about to turn into the necessary bloodbath they are both willing to undergo in order to call themselves the Universal Women’s Champion! The stage has been set, and the atmosphere across this venue was absolutely electric tonight!! Pun intended.

Persephone: What a way to kill the vibes, moron. QUIT STALLING! TIME FOR BLOOD!

Tyrone Montgomery: NO TIME WASTED AS BOTH WOMEN DON’T WASTE A SECOND SPRAWLING TOWARD ONE ANOTHER AND LETTING THE FOREARMS RING FREE! MILLI RETURNING EACH FOREARM IN FULL WHILE BEA IS MOUNTING THE SAME PRESSURE FORWARD! There’s no chance in tearing these Elitists apart ‘till we see either see a champion retain their gold or the coronation of a new World Champion tonight! It’s all or nothing!!

Rich Russillo: AS MILLI SENDS A BACK ELBOW ACROSS THE TEMPLE BEA! This causes Bea to be taken back and stumble backward against the ropes, holding onto them with a hand as Milli doesn’t seem all too interested in slowing down! The Universal Women’s Champion is now rushing forward and looking to take Bea down WITH A ROUNDHOUSE—

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA DUCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE—AND IMMEDIATELY WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND MILLI BANKS TO NAIL A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT MILLI WITH A SUDDEN ELBOW HALTS THE SUPLEX! Bea is forced to let go as she’s now sent backward into the corner, rocked by the consecutive elbow as she’s now trying to maintain any ground that she can! Milli’s quickly maneuvering up to her feet—WHILE BEA RUSHES FORWARD FOR A SUPERKICK!

Rich Russillo: MILLI SIDE-STEPS and SENDS A KNEE LIFT ACROSS THE JAW OF BEA!! Valentine is staggered briefly as she drops down to a knee, followed by Milli rushing the ropes before allowing herself to rebound and turn the pressure back around on Bea through a SWIFT HURRICANRANA THAT CAUSES BEA TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! Milli is able to mount herself all of the control that she needs as Bea is now trying to recoup on the outside!

Persephone: Fuckkkkk why are they starting off so slow????? This is life or death, damnit!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Bea’s looking to bring herself upward yet I doubt Banks is allowing any room for Valentine here! Milli makes her way through the ropes and stands on the apron as Bea’s slowly rising herself upward, which opens up newfound opportunity to suppress her challenger much further from here! Milli Banks rushes toward Bea Valentine as she’s seeking out AN IMMENSE METEORA ONTO HER—

( SMACK!!! )

Rich Russillo: ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR IS SMACKED ACROSS MILLI WHILE SHE’S MID-AIR!!! Milli is reeling on the outside floor as Bea must’ve had a hand under the apron and been able to send the strike nailing across Milli with authority! The chair has been imbued with electrical layering that connected across the side of Milli Banks!!! Now Valentine is able to create some room for herself as Milli struggles to find ground, crawling around and reaching for the barricade while she can!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT AN OVERHEAD SWING OF THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR CATCHES MILLI ACROSS HER BACK!!! The jolts immediately induce shock directly into her spine as her expression is telling the entire story right there! Milli is still refusing to keep herself down for even the slightest amount of time, a testament to resilience she has been able to pose countless of times as she’s still trying to call despite the troubles she’s being placed through!

Persephone: BUT THANKFULLY BEA’S PACING FORWARD AND ABOUT TO SWING DOWN ON MILLI—

Rich Russillo: A KICK TO BEA’S KNEE CAUSES HER TO FALL FORWARD and ONTO THE BRUNT OF THE STEEL STEPS! FACE FIRST!! Bea is immediately clutching onto her head while Milli is crawling herself away and back up to her feet, now taking a hold of the electrified steel chair to set it down while Valentine is too groggy to act immediately after!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BEA WITH A KNEE ACROSS HER ABDOMEN! And then grabbing a hold of Milli’s head from behind as she SLAMS HER HEAD ONTO THE APRON TO KEEP HER SUPPRESSED!! Bea Valentine is still groggy in her own right but she’s still mustering up the willpower possible to keep herself in the match and maintain control! Milli may have just halted her own momentum just as quickly!

Rich Russillo: As Bea has taken notice of the chair that’s been set up by the champ’ herself, growing a slight grin on her own face as she’s now pulling Milli into position and absolutely looking to send the message as brutally as she’s possibly like to!! Valentine is looking to hoist Milli upward AS SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE POWERBOMB ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED CHAIR—

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT MILLI ELEVATES HERSELF UPWARD and IS ABLE TO HOP OVER BEA and ONTO THE STEPS! Bea quickly turns herself around in wide-eyed fashion to keep her focus on Milli—BUT A BRIEF KICK FROM MILLI ACROSS HER JAW FOLLOWS UP! Valentine is dazed as Milli now sees an opportune moment to make from this staggered Bea Valentine as she LEAPS FORWARD—

Persephone: METEORA SENDS BEA VALENTINE ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR FOLDS BACKWARD UNDER THE WEIGHT OF BEA AS HER UPPER BACK TOOK THE IMPACT!! This is what I want to fucking see!! Valentine’s groaning out in agony as the shock was sent across her upper body through all of that!!

Rich Russillo: WHICH LEAVES BEA IN A TERRIBLE SPOT FOR SURE! Valentine’s trying to grasp onto her own upper back here as that was enough to truly leave her in the rut! Milli is bringing herself back up as she’s not looking to stay down for long either, scouting under the apron as she’s certain there’s more left to do in order to retain the title tonight!

(Milli scouts under the ring, and a brief grin can be seen plastered on her face as she pulls out a garbage can with an assortment of weaponry.)

Tyrone Montgomery: And it appears Milli has more than enough to dish out a whole new level of pain to Bea tonight!! Banks doesn’t waver for a second with her confidence here as she’s now pulling an ELECTRIFIED BATON from the garbage can! Bea’s completely unaware of where she’s at herself as she’s trying to pull herself back up before Milli could AIM FOR A SWING FROM HERE—

(DING!)

Rich Russillo: THE RING BELL IS SMACKED RIGHT OVER THE SKULL OF MILLI BANKS!! Milli is wide eyed and dazed as she backs herself away, leaning against the ring post as she is rattled immensely from the bell being struck across her skull! Bea’s got an incensed look on her face as she keeps a hold of the ring bell, and—WHAT THE HELL?!?

Persephone: EVEN THE RING BELL IS ELECTRIFIED! IT’S GOT LAYERING OF ELECTRICAL CURRENTS ALL OVER IT! Hope they’ve got a fucking spare laying around somewhere—‘CAUSE BEA’S ABOUT TO SWING AGAIN!!!

(DING!)

(DING!)

(DING!)

(DING!)

Tyrone Montgomery: GOOD GRIEF! THE ELECTRIFIED RING BELL IS BEING SLAMMED OVER MILLI’S BACK OVER and OVER AGAIN!! BEA’S FEROCITY IS UNBOUND AS SHE’S ENSURING MILLI CAN’T FIGHT BACK!!! Banks remains prone on the ringside floor while Valentine is eagerly grabbing a hold of the champion and tossing her back into the ring! Bea doesn’t waste time tossing the trash can into the ring as well to allow for an even greater assortment of weapons to be positioned throughout the canvas!

Rich Russillo: As Bea is able to scavenge herself under a peculiar spot within the apron to be able to take hold of what she’s looking for from here! Valentine is keeping herself diligent on the hunt as I believe she has to be aiming for a weapon specific to her if the assortments of the trash can didn’t justify her attention to return back to the ring!

(Bea’s eyes have not refrained from their state of incense since the match began, as she’s manically smiling while hoisting up her choice of punishment to the immense reaction of the crowd.)

Persephone: HUH??? Already?!??!? What do you mean you’re doing this NOW???

Tyrone Montgomery: IT’S THE JAR OF BEES!!!! Bea Valentine has got the bees once more as she’s not refraining from trying to secure the closest realm of victory as possible for herself! Valentine is now rolling herself back into the ring, and Milli is still reeling from the pressure she faced earlier as Bea has got the jar in her possession and ready for use!

Rich Russillo: As Milli’s looking ahead and taking notice of the jar of bees that Valentine equipped herself with!!! She’s immediately looking to bring herself back up with use of the ropes—BUT BEA’S LETTING THE BEAS RUN FREE DIRECTLY TOWARD MILLI! THE JAR IS OPENED AND AIMED TOWARD THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) PROTECT ME, MY DARLINGS!!!

( SWAT! )

( SWAT! )

( SWAT! )

Persephone: THE FUCK?!?

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI JUST SWATTED THE BEES AWAY WITH AN ELECTRIFIED WOODEN BOARD! WRAPPED UP IN BARBED WIRE AS WELL! THE BEES ARE ALL SWATTED AWAY IN NUMEROUS SWINGS AS NOT A SINGLE BEE IS ABLE TO STING MILLI! SHE IMMEDIATELY ACTED UPON THE JAR OF BEES AND TOOK HOLD OF THE BOARD AFTER IT SPILLED OUT FROM THE TRASH CAN!

Rich Russillo: BEA IS JUST WIDE-EYED AS SHE WITNESSED MILLI SWAT AWAY ALL OF HER BEES IN A FELL SWOOP! Bea Valentine is left utterly shocked as she’s glaring toward Milli and feeling every bit of rage continue to build within her after witnessing that scene right before her eyes!

Persephone: That was the equivalent of twenty-five 9/11’s for her so I get it.

Milli Banks: (off-mic) You’re gonna have to do A LOT better than that!

Tyrone Montgomery: The confidence is remaining strong within the champion as AN IRATE BEA VALENTINE LOOKS TO SWING WITH HER EMPTY GLASS JAR—BUT MILLI DRIVES THE BRUNT OF THE BOARD INTO VALENTINE’S ABDOMEN!! Bea is clutching onto her own midsection here as Milli quickly tosses the board toward the corner!!! Banks proceeds to nail a SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK to keep Bea at bay, stirring toward the corner as Milli rushes herself to the opposite corner! NOW RUNNING FORWARD TOWARD VALENTINE—

Rich Russillo: WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB INTO THE ELECTRIFIED WOODEN BOARD!!! BEA GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE BARBED WIRE AS WELL AS HER HAIR IS STUCK AGAINST THE BOARD DESPITE THE JOLTS COMING THROUGH!!! VALENTINE IS REELING FROM THE PAIN AS SHE’S LEANED BACK AGAINST THE BOARD AND TRYING TO FREE HER OWN HAIR FROM THE BARBED WIRE!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT MILLI RUSHES FORWARD AND NAILS A RUNNING METEORA INTO THE CORNER!!! BEA IS SENT BACK ONTO THE BOARD FURTHER AS SHE CRUMPLES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS ENTIRELY! Valentine is being left in the worst way imaginable here as Milli is refusing to slow down, she’s understanding this is all of the control she needs to maintain!

Persephone: ‘Cause this bitch is about to keep our damn Empress over here from ever winning this title!!!

Rich Russillo: AS MILLI RIPS BEA AWAY FROM THE BARBED WIRE OF THE ELECTRIFIED BOARD!! SHE TRAPS VALENTINE RIGHT OVER THE BOARD BEFORE FLIPPING OVER, RIPPING A PIECE OF BARBED WIRE FROM THE BOARD AS WELL TO WRAP THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE FACE OF BEA VALENTINE!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEFORE FLIPPING OVER TO MAINTAIN A BRIDGING FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! WHILE KEEPING THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND BEA’S ENTIRE HEAD!!! VALENTINE IS YELLING OUT AS MILLI CAN SNAP HER ARM AT ANY MOMENT WHILE BEA’S STILL SITUATED AGAINST THE ELECTRIFIED BOARD!!! VALENTINE MAY HAVE TO TAP OUT OR SIMPLY GIVE WAY TO MILLI!

Rich Russillo: This isn’t good at all!!!! Bea Valentine is left in the worst place imaginable!!! The challenger is trying to reach around, not allowing for the immense dream to be put to an abrupt stop so soon!!! Not now!!! BUT HER HAND IS HOVERING OVER THE MAT HERE! SHE’S GONNA TAP!

( SMASH!!!! )

Persephone: THE EMPTY JAR OF BEES!!! IT’S SMASHED OVER MILLI’S FACE AFTER BEA WAS ABLE SNATCH IT UP!! IT WASN’T USELESS AFTER ALL!

Tyrone Montgomery: THE GLASS SHATTERED IMMEDIATELY ON IMPACT OVER MILLI’S FACE AS SHE’S FORCED TO LET GO!!! MILLI BANKS IS CLUTCHING ONTO HER OWN FACE AS SHE’S SQUIRMING AROUND THE MAT! Bea gets a hold of her own arm briefly as she’s shaking her own head repeatedly, as we can see all of the desperation etched across her face after the pressure that she was facing at the behest of the Universal Women’s Champion!!

Rich Russillo: As Milli’s sight has been impaired as well!! Banks is trying to keep herself elevated while Valentine’s grasping onto a new weapon to utilize here after Milli Banks is just trying to get her own bearings back in order!!! Finding her sight again after the hell that she’s been met with by the shattering jar—

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA SWINGS FOR THE FREAKIN’ FENCES!!! ELECTRIFIED BATON IS SWUNG RIGHT ACROSS THE TEMPLE OF MILLI BANKS AS SHE’S COLLAPSES TO HER KNEES SOON AFTER!!! THE SHOCK IN ADDITION TO HER BRAIN BEING ABSOLUTELY RATTLED ON IMPACT!!

Persephone: Yeah if her brain isn’t absolute mush after that I’m convinced she’s just superhuman.

Rich Russillo: BUT BEA’S NOT EXACTLY SATISFIED JUST YET! SHE’S BRINGING HERSELF BEHIND MILLI WHILE SHE’S IN THIS CROUCHED STANCE—AND SHE’S PRESSING THE BATON OVER MILLI’S THROAT!! VALENTINE’S GOT THE ELECTRIFIED BATON SENDING THE JOLTS ALL ACROSS HER NECK WHILE CHOKING HER OUT WITH THE BATON!! MILLI’S TRYING TO KEEP THE BATON AWAY BUT BEA’S DESPERATION IS OVERPOWERING MILLI!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT MILLI’S RETAINING MUCH OF HER WILLPOWER AND SLOWLY PUSHING THE BATON AWAY!!! BEA’S WIDE-EYED AS SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE CAN KEEP MILLI BANKS FROM COMING BACK and SENDING THE OFFENSE AGAINST HER—

Rich Russillo: A MODIFIED NECKBREAKER AS THE ELECTRIFIED BATON DRIVES MILLI AGAINST THE CANVAS AND CAUSES HER TO COUGH UP A STORM!! Milli is hurt!!! She’s grasping onto her own throat here as she can’t help but cough further, and Bea’s eagerly standing herself back up as she picks up the electrified board—AND SLAMS THE BOARD WHERE OVER MILLI!! THE BARBED WIRE IS LATCHED TO MILLI WHILE SHE’S LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS BEA IS NOW MAKING THE CLIMB UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! She’s moving as quickly as she possibly can despite the welts and bruising that’s beginning to build throughout her own body as well!!! But she finds a way to take herself up to the top while Milli’s still laid out with the board directly over herself—AND SHE TAKES FLIGHT!!

Rich Russillo: ‘FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEA’!!! FROG SPLASH MANAGES TO GO THROUGH AS BEA LANDS RIGHT ONTO MILLI WITH THE ELECTRIFIED BOARD APPLYING ADDITIONAL IMPACT!!!! BEA EAGERLY SHOVES THE BOARD OFF BEFORE HOOKING THE LEG OF MILLI BANKS!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Referee: THR—

Persephone: Holy fucking shit, she kicked out. Her brain’s not quite mush, she’s got the fucking Compound V. 💔

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI BANKS DOES KICK OUT!!! Bea Valentine is wide-eyed, shaking her own head as she sees this is STILL not enough to keep Milli down for the count!!! Bea is eagerly finding herself back to form, bringing herself to the trash can as she’s now equipped with AN ELECTRIFIED CHROME STRAP BELT!! Milli’s barely able to bring herself upward, trying to return to a knee but finding ample struggle!

Rich Russillo: As Bea’s wrapping the strap around her knee!! It’s electrified and ready to send Milli in for what could be the last moments of her championship reign!!! Bea is fastening the strap in an immense rush as EVERY movement is erratic!!! SHE’S GOT IT SECURED BEFORE RUSHING FORWARD AND PUTTING MILLI BANKS DOWN WITH THE ELECTRIFIED ‘BEA TRIGGERRRR’—

Tyrone Montgomery: ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR IS THROWN INTO THE SKULL OF BEA VALENTINE!!! MILLI’S WILLPOWER ON FULL DISPLAY AS SHE’S NOT WAVERING FOR LONG! BANKS GRABS A HOLD OF THE TRASH CAN—BEFORE SMASHING THE TRASH CAN RIGHT OVER BEA’S SKULL AS WELL!!! VALENTINE IS DOWN AS MILLI’S QUICKLY WRAPPING BARBED WIRE AROUND THE SKULL OF VALENTINE!

Milli Banks: (off-mic) A crown fit for a squire!!!

Persephone: HOW IS SHE TALKING??? YOU WERE JUST SMACKED ACROSS THE HEAD BY A FULL SPEED ELECTRIC BATON!

Rich Russillo: ‘CAUSE MILLI KNOWS FULL AND WELL WHEN SHE’S IN CONTROL AS SHE’S PLACED A CROWN MADE OUT OF BARBED WIRE OVER BEA’S SKULL—BEFORE RUSHING FORWARD WITH ‘NO FAKE BILLS HERE’ ACROSS THE VERY SKULL OF BEA VALENTINE!!! MILLI KEEPS HERSELF OVER BEA AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Referee: THRE—

Tyrone Montgomery: NO!!!! NOT ENOUGH!!! BEA IS ABLE TO REMAIN IN THE MATCH!!! This battle continues to rage on despite all of the hardship that has been placed on both women tonight!!! Milli’s nodding to herself as she’s seeing this is taking everything—BUT SHE’S MUSTERING UP A GRIN! The confidence continues to ooze from her expression as she’s continuously nodding while dragging Bea by her hair, over to the middle of the ring as she sees what has been loosened from the knee of Bea Valentine!

Rich Russillo: It’s the chrome strap belt that’s layered with electricity all over!!! The shock that can arise from being hit with this would be enough to cause any ordinary human being to be put down!!!

(Milli Banks takes notice of the strap belt, as she takes a strong grip of one end, and begins to pull the strap away from Bea Valentine’s knee while she’s unable to retort back to Milli.)

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) NO.

(Bea grabs a hold of the other end of the strap belt before Milli could snatch the strap away entirely. The blood is trickling down from both of their faces as Milli wipes the crimson mask away from her own eyes while glaring down upon Bea.)

Milli Banks: (off-mic) You knew this was gonna happen, and you also knew I’m *untouchable.*

(Milli poses a confident grin as Bea grimaced in anger, slowly rising to her own two feet as they each wrapped an end of the electrified belt around their knuckles.)

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) I am… the EXCEPTION!!!

(BZZT!!!)

(Bea throws the first punch, nailing Milli across the jaw as she finds herself bleeding from the mouth. The Universal Women’s Champion is stunned for a moment, but nods to herself as she brandishes a slight smirk before glaring toward the challenger.)

(BZZT!!!)

(Milli sends a right hook of her own across the jaw of Bea Valentine, with Bea feeling the jolts sprawl across her jaw as she’s staggered briefly, but shaking her own head as she’s keeping a well imposed glare on Milli Banks.)

(BZZT!!!!)

(Milli’s nailed right across the mouth, dropping to a knee as she spits out blood from her mouth while feeling the same jolts of electricity. But she continues to derive the adrenaline, bringing herself back up as Bea continuously shakes her own head.)

(BZZT!!!!!)

(Bea staggers back into the ropes behind her, as she’s spitting out a tooth after a haymaker from Milli leaves her coughing up blood on her own accord, grasping onto the rope to keep herself standing.)

Persephone: Holy fuck there’s at least been a pint of blood just spilling from their mouths with this exchange, I’m heaven.

Tyrone Montgomery: WHICH IS ABOUT TO END AS MILLI IS YANKING BEA FORWARD AND DIRECTLY INTO A CODEBREAKER!!! BEA HAS BEEN CAUGHT AS SHE’S CLUTCHING ONTO HER OWN MOUTH YET AGAIN!! Milli eagerly yanks an electrified steel chair from under the apron before bringing herself back into frame!!! Bea is hurt as she’s trying to move herself away, rising back up BUT MILLI’S RAISING THE CHAIR!

Rich Russillo: THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR ACROSS HER SKULL!!! BEA CRUMPLES DOWN AS MILLI SETS THE CHAIR IN PLACE!! Milli is now dragging Bea over to the chair as she wants ALL of the impact to be sent through from here!! Milli is placing Bea into position as she’s LOOKING FOR THE ‘MONEY MAKER’ INTO THE ELECTRIFIED CHAIR—

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA SQUIRMS FREE AND MILLI TURNS—INTO ANOTHER HARD RIGHT WITH THE ELECTRIC BELT WRAPPED FIST FROM BEA!!! Valentine tosses the belt away as Milli’s groggy!!! Valentine is climbing up to the top turnbuckle as she may be looking for an entirely different variation of what’s closed out MANY of her matches in the past!!! BEA IS READY TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Persephone: ‘BEA STING’ FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND INTO MILLI!

Rich Russillo: MILLI SHOVES THE ROPES IN TIME!!! PUSHING HERSELF FORWARD TO THE ROPES AS BEA DROPS ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! NOW MILLI MANAGES TO ROLL ONTO THE APRON AND CLIMB UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS WELL!!! SHE’S UP AT THE TOP WITH BEA VALENTINE!!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS SHE SENDS AN ELBOW ACROSS THE BACK OF HER NECK!!! BEA’S BEING KEPT AT BAY WITH MILLI NOW LOOKING TO TURN HER AROUND, AND SHE’S GOT BEA VALENTINE IN POSITION!!! THERE’S NO WAY!!! THIS IS IT FOR THE EMPRESS OF ELITE!!!! MILLI’S LOOKING TO LAUNCH OFF—

Rich Russillo: # FOR ‘BANKRUPT’ ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP!!!

Persephone: WHAT THE HELL?!? BEA’S BITING!!! SHE’S BITING MILLI’S NOSE LIKE HER LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!! BEA VALENTINE IS A CARNIVORE!!! MILLI’S SCREAMING OUT!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS BEA DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT, GINGERLY ON HER FEET BUT REMAINING STRONG AS MILLI’S STILL CLUTCHING HER NOSE!! BEA FORCES MILLI AROUND AND HAS HER POSITIONED FOR THE WORST!!! EXTENDING HER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!

Rich Russillo: **’BEA MY VALENTINE’ INTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR!!!!!** MILLI IS DOWN!!! THE CHAMPION IS IMMOBILE!!! BEA EAGERLY DRAPES HERSELF OVER MILLI FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Persephone: SHE KICKS OUT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?!?!?

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI KICKS OUT!!! BEA LOOKS PETRIFIED AS SHE’S UNABLE TO KEEP THE CHAMPION DOWN!!! MILLI BANKS IS STILL ALIVE!!

Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK AT BEA! SHE’S BECOME TRANSFIXED ON THIS ENTIRE MATCH!!! INCENSED TO NO END!

(Bea wipes the blood away from her face, glaring into the unknown as there’s a slight quiver in her heavy breathing, gritting her teeth as the desperation has sunk in further for the Empress of Elite. She resorts to rolling herself further away to the opposite side of the ring, and is out of the ring entirely as she’s looking for a specific weapon.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Valentine is ensuring that she can find the necessary weapon now! All of the weapons we’ve seen thus far have provided immense agony for both Elitists tonight as—

( # VRRRRRRRRR!!! )

Rich Russillo: ??????? What the hell was that?!?!?

( # VRRRRRRRRRR!!!! )

Persephone: Wait a second… I’m familiar with that noise from when I needed to cut up my shrine for Rex…

( # VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! )

Tyrone Montgomery: IS THAT…

(Bea Valentine soon raised the weapon high, to the shock of the entire audience.)

Persephone: # THAT’S AN ELECTRIFIED FUCKING CHAINSAW!!!

Rich Russillo: HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET THAT THROUGH TSA!!! SHE’S WIELDING AN ELECTRIFIED CHAINSAW AS SHE ROLLS INTO THE RING WITH IT!!! MILLI NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THERE!!! SHE’S BARELY CONSCIOUS AS IS!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA’S NOT SHOWING ANY RESTRAINTS!! SHE WANTS TO BECOME UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!! VALENTINE’S TREADING TOWARD MILLI BANKS AS IF THIS WERE A HORROR FILM!!

Persephone: TURNING INTO A SNUFF FILM—‘CAUSE THIS CRAZY BITCH IS SWINGING **DOWN ONTO MILLI!!!!!!!**

Rich Russillo: MILLI SAVES HERSELF AT THE NICK OF TIME BY HOLDING THE BOARD UP!!! BEA SLICES THROUGH THE BOARD WITH THE CHAINSAW!!! MILLI IS BACKING HERSELF AWAY BUT SHE’S TRAPPED AGAINST THE CORNER!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS BEA’S INCHING CLOSER TOWARD MILLI!!! MILLI IS POSSIBLY FEARING FOR HER OWN LIFE AS VALENTINE’S GOT THE CHAINSAW READY TO CUT RIGHT THROUGH HER!!!

Persephone: THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY! I LOVE IT!!!!

Rich Russillo: ***BEA’S DRIVING THE CHAINSAW DIRECTLY INTO MILLI!!!!***

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI DRIVES A PIECE OF THE BROKEN CHAIR INTO THE CHAINSAW’S OPENING!!! THE SLIM PIECE MESSES WITH THE GEAR AS MILLI DROPS AWAY FROM BEA—

( # BOOM!!!!!!!!! )

Persephone: THE ELECTRIFIED CHAINSAW FUCKING EXPLODED!!! IT EXPLODED DIRECTLY IN THE FACE OF BEA VALENTINE!! MILLI JAMMED THE GEARS and LEFT BEA SHELL SHOCKED!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA’S LEFT WIDE-EYED UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THE SHOCK OF THE EXPLOSION DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HER!!! MILLI DOESN’T WASTE A SECOND OF HER TIME RUSHING OVER, AND PLACING HER IN POSITION AS SHE PROCEEDS TO LEAP UP!!!!

Rich Russillo: **BANKRUPT PLANTS BEA VALENTINE DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!!** BEA IS LAID OUT!!! MILLI HOLDS ONTO THE PIN AS HER SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!! IT’S DONE!!!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(…)

(…)

Persephone: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA KICKS OUT!!!! THE EMPRESS OF ELITE JUST KICKED OUT AND RAISED THE SHOULDER!!! MILLI IS WIDE EYED THROUGH THE CRIMSON MASK AS SHE SITS UP AS WELL!!! MILLI IS IN DISBELIEF AFTER EVERYTHING BEA HAS BEEN THROUGH!

Rich Russillo: BEA VALENTINE IS REFUSING TO STAY DOWN!!! SHE NEEDS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!! SHE NEEDS THE VERY CHAMPIONSHIP SHE’S BEEN WORKING TOWARD EVER SINCE BURSTING THROUGH THE DOORS OF THE COMPANY!! BUT MILLI BANKS REMAINS IN HER WAY!!!

(Milli slowly rises to her feet, as Bea, somehow, manages to muster up the energy to bring herself up to her knees, vigorously shaking her own head as her refusal to keep herself down has been recognized. Milli looks down upon her, with heavy breaths, blood covering her own face and bruising across her body—still stood upright, grimacing intently as she reels her leg back.)

Tyrone Montgomery: AND A FEROCIOUSLY STIFF KICK ACROSS THE CHEST OF BEA VALENTINE!! Milli Banks is presenting all of the willpower within herself to maintain this stance, powering through all of the pain that lingers from the electric shock and agony that’s been endured!!! BUT BEA WON’T GO DOWN!! SHE’S STILL REMAINING IN THIS POSITION!!

Rich Russillo: AS MILLI SENDS A STIFF KICK SPRAWLING ACROSS THE BACK OF HER NECK!!! THE KICK COULD BE HEARD ALL ACROSS THE ARENA HERE!! Milli isn’t letting up for a single moment here as Bea Valentine is being placed through further.. AND SHE’S NOT GOING DOWN!! I BELIEVE MILLI IS NOW NODDING TO THE DEFIANCE OF BEA VALENTINE!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS SHE TAKES A TIGHT HOLD OF BEA’S HAIR—AND SENDS A STIFF KNEE ACROSS HER TEMPLE!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!!! MILLI IS TRYING TO CAVE INTO BEA VALENTINE’S SKULL WITH EACH KNEE THAT SHE DELIVERS!!!

Persephone: ‘CAUSE BEA HAS TO BE OUT OF IT BY NOW!!! MILLI IS BREATHING HEAVILY AS SHE’S FEELING THE EXHAUSTION SET IN FROM HERE!! MILLI IS BRIEFLY YELLING OUT TO HOIST BEA UP, AND SHE’S GOT HER LIFTED AS TO MY DISMAY THE BLOODBATH IS ABOUT TO END!!! ***WITH THE ‘MONEY MAKER’!!!***

(…)

( **STAB!!!** )

Rich Russillo: BEA STABS GLASS OVER THE MILLI’S SHOULDER!!! BEA MUST’VE SNAGGED THE SHARD FROM THE BROKEN JAR WHILE SHE WAS DOWN!!! MILLI WEAKLY DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES, WITH A HAND OVER HER SHOULDER AS THE WOUND IS DEEP!!! BEA’S STILL GOT THE GLASS SHARD!!

(Bea’s eyes spell an enraged expression, as she’s using Milli to pull herself upward to her own feet while Banks remains in this vulnerable state. The wear and tear on both women, yet Valentine maintains her strong grasp of the shard as she raises the glass.)

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) *EMPRESS BY TITLE…. CONSORT… EMPIRE IN THE WAITING… WITH NO GOLD… YOU KNOW WHAT I MUST BE, MILLI BANKS?????????*

( # STAB!!! )

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) ETERNAL!!!!!!!

( # STAB!!! )

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) ***ETERNALLLLL!!!!***

( # STAB!!!! )

Bea Valentine: # (off-mic) EFUCKINGTERNALLLLLL!!!!!!

Persephone: HOLY SHIT!!! SHE’S JUST BEEN STABBING INTO HER SKULL WITH THE GLASS SHARD!!!! THIS IS METAL AS FUCK!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI’S UNABLE TO RETALIATE!!! BEA VALENTINE IS NOW ABLE TO DROP THE SHARD, AS MILLI’S GUSHING WITH BLOOD!! SHE CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO SEE WITH THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD THAT’S STREAMING DOWN FROM HER SKULL! THIS IS HORRIFIC TO WITNESS!!

Rich Russillo: AS NOW BEA IS USING ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO YANK MILLI BANKS UPWARD, AS SHE SLOWLY BUT SURELY TURNS HER AROUND!! MILLI HASN’T MADE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS YET… AS THIS WILL SPELL THE END FOR MILLI BANKS!!!! **A SECOND BEA MY VALENTINE!!**

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI FINDS THE STRENGTH TO SQUIRM FREE AND SHOVE BEA INTO THE ROPES!!! MILLI DROPS TO A KNEE AS HER VISION IS BLURRED, BUT TAKES NOTICE TO BEA FINDING HER STANCE AGAIN DESPITE THE IMPAIRED STATE SHE’S IN!!! MILLI EAGERLY GRABS THE ELECTRIFIED BATON AS BEA RUSHES TOWARD HER—AND SHE LOOKS TO SWING!!!

Rich Russillo: BEA DUCKS THE SWING!!! SHE QUICKLY GRABS THE SHARD AGAIN AS MILLI TURNS BACK AROUND LOOKING TO STRIKE WHILE SHE CAN—

( # STAB!!!!!! )

Tyrone Montgomery: :damn:

Rich Russillo: :damn:

Persephone: ***STABBED INTO THE FUCKING EYE!!! HER EYE IS GONE!!!!!*** BEA JUST DROVE THE SHARD INTO HER EYE!!!!! MILLI SLUMPS DOWN, INCAPABLE OF MOVING AS BEA RUSHES THE ROPES BEFORE RUNNING BACK TOWARD MILLI BANKS!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: ‘BEA STINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!’ THE STOMP SENDS MILLI DOWN!!!!! BEA VALENTINE DRAPES RIGHT OVER MILLI!!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: MILLI BANKS IS COMPLETELY IMMOBILE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Persephone: THIS BITCH IS NOW A CYCLOPS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND NEWWWWWWW!!!!!!

(…)

(…)

(…)

Persephone: NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!! NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION STAYS ALIVE!!!!! MILLI BANKS IS UNKILLABLE!!!! SHE PROBABLY JUST LOST HER EYE, AND STILL REFUSES TO STAY DOWN!!!! WHAT MORE CAN EVEN BE DONE TO PUT HER DOWN!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA’S WIDE EYED, NEARLY DEFEATED AS SHE’S INCAPABLE OF PROCESSING MILLI’S WILLINGNESS TO KEEP THE BATTLE RAGING ON!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE DO NEXT!!

Persephone: This bitch is literally partially handicapped now, what the fuck is she doing still fighting! And now Bea is sliding herself out of the ring!! What the fuck could she be doing now!!! She’s just stowed something away in her boot and these stupid cameras couldn’t catch it!!

Rich Russillo: AS SHE’S BRINGING A METAL POLE INTO THE RING!! THAT CAN ELICIT ELECTRICITY WITH JUST A TOUCH!! SHE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING! LOOKING TOWARD MILLI BUT SHE HASN’T MOVED!!! BEA NEEDS TO STOP!!! SHE’S ABOUT TO IMPALE MILLI WITH THE POLE!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: YOU CAN’T STOP HER! BEA VALENTINE **NEEDS** THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!! MILLI MAY HAVE KICKED OUT BY PURE INSTINCT AS SHE’S STILL UNCONSCIOUS!!!

Persephone: HER HAIR AND ALL THAT BLOOD IS COVERING THE FACT THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING EYE.

Rich Russillo: WHICH WON’T MATTER AT THIS RATE—‘CAUSE BEA’S WILLING TO CATCH THE MURDER CHARGE!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA DRIVES THE METAL POLE DOWN INTO MILLI BANKS!!!!!

(…)

Persephone: SHE MISSED?!?!?

Rich Russillo: NO!!! MILLI MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! SHE WAS ABLE TO MOVE!!! MILLI BANKS IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!!!

(Milli found the energy to evade the metal pole, as the pole is driven down onto the canvas. Bea is wide-eyed as she looks toward Milli… as Milli wipes away the blood from her face and slicks her own hair back.)

(To reveal her eye is intact, as the puncture of the glass shard can be seen from the cut on the ridge of her nose, just millimeters away from her eye.)

Milli Banks: (off-mic) *you missed, you stupid bitch…*

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI DIDN’T LOSE AN EYE!!! AND SHE’S REGAINED MUCH OF HER CONSCIOUSNESS IN THAT CRUCIAL TIMEFRAME!! BEA IS TRYING TO PULL THE METAL POLE AWAY FROM THE MAT BUT IT’S STUCK!!! VALENTINE’S DESPERATION IS SHOWN IN FULL YET MILLI’S RETURNED TO HER FEET!!!

Rich Russillo: AS BEA FOCUSES HER ATTENTION ON MILLI BUT IT’S MUCH TOO LATE—

Persephone: SMACKED ACROSS THE FACE BY THE ELECTRIFIED BATON!!!! BEA IS ROCKED AS SHE GROGGILY TURNS AROUND, STAGGERED IN PLACE BY THE SHOCK OF THE BATON!! MILLI TAKES HOLD OF BEA VALENTINE!!!! AFTER EVERYTHING!!!! MILLI BANKS HOISTS BEA UP AND SENDS HER DOWN!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: ‘MONEY MAKERRRRR’!!!!! THE COVERRRR!!!!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(…)

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(…)

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(…)

(…)

(………….)

Persephone: WHAT?!?!?!?!? SHE KICKS OUT!!!! BEA IS ALIVE!!!

Rich Russillo: MILLI IS IN SHOCK! BEA STAYS ALIVE!!! HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS??!?? HOW?!?!?

Tyrone Montgomery: THE GRUESOME ELECTRIC WEAPONS BATTLE FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP CONTINUES!

(Milli rolls away from Bea, as she finds herself crawling toward the electrified baton. Bea slowly regains her composure, as she crawls toward the electrified 2×4 that’s dormant on the apron. Between them… the electrified chainsaw, which remains placed in the middle of the ring, with a great majority of the chainsaw remaining intact despite the explosion.)

Tyrone Montgomery: MILLI RISES… BEA RISES… A BLOODBATH OF ELECTRIC VIOLENCE THAT HAS BEEN NOTHING MORE THAN A BATTLE… THEY BOTH READY THEMSELVES, HOLDING THEIR RESPECTIVE ELECTRIC WEAPONS FIRMLY AS THIS PERSISTS!!!

Rich Russillo: A STRIKE OF THE BATON ACROSS BEA’S JAW!!! BEA SCREAMS OUT AS THE BLOOD FLIES OFF OF HER FACE and MOUTH! SHE MAINTAINS HER STANCE!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS SHE SWINGS THE 2X4 ACROSS MILLI’S TEMPLE AS WELL!!! THE BLOOD’S SPILLING OUT FROM HER SKULL AS MILLI LETS OUT A SCREAM AS WELL!!! BUT SHE’S REMAINING STOOD!

Rich Russillo: AS A STRIKE OF THE BATON NAILS BEA VALENTINE ACROSS THE ABDOMEN!! BEA COUGHS UP A HEAP OF BLOOD!! THIS IS JUST INSANE TO WITNESS!!! BEA’S STILL STANDING ON HER TWO FEET!!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS SHE SENDS A SWING OF THE 2X4 ACROSS THE MIDSECTION OF MILLI BANKS!!! MILLI GROANS OUT IN PAIN, BUT SHE MAINTAINS HERSELF JUST ENOUGH TO REMAIN STANDING WHILE BEA IS SHAKING HER OWN HEAD!!

Rich Russillo: AS THE BATON IS NAILED DIRECTLY ACROSS THE CHEST OF BEA VALENTINE!!! BEA IS ABSOLUTELY SPENT!!! SHE’S NOW LOOKING TO SWING—BUT SHE CAN’T, SHE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE!!! BEA IS VULNERABLE!!! SHE COULDN’T REMAIN ON HER FEET ANY LONGER!!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION REMAINS STANDING!

Persephone: MILLI MUST BE FIGHTING THROUGH A SHIT TON RIGHT NOW, BUT SHE GOT BEA TO DROP TO A KNEE!!! IT’S ALL BUT OVER AS VALENTINE’S FACING DOWN WHERE THE CHAINSAW IS!!! MILLI WITH ONE MORE STRIKE TO SEAL HER FATE!!! SHE RAISES THE BATON AND SMASHES DOWN ONTO HER SKULL—

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN!!! MILLI IS VULNERABLE AS VALENTINE EAGERLY GRABS A HOLD OF HER ARMS, TURNING HER RIGHT AROUND THROUGH THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN!!! BEA SCREAMS OUT AS SHE SLAMS MILLI DOWN!!!

Rich Russillo: ***’BEA MY VALENTINE ONTO THE CHAINSAW!!!!*** OH MY GOD!!! BEA WITH THE ARM OVER MILLI BANKS!!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(…)

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(…)

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Persephone: AGAIN?!??! AGAIN?!??!? SHE’S STILL IN THIS!!!! SHE KICKS OUT!!!

Rich Russillo: BUT BEA SPRINGS HERSELF UP!!! THERE’S NO HOPELESSNESS!!! SHE’S FIRED UP!!!! SHE’S HEADING OVER TO THE CORNER!!!

(Bea Valentine, through all of the punishment and strife she has been dealt to get this far, with one last surge of energy, climbs up to the top…)

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) *I am eternal… I am eternal…*

(Milli slowly rises, trying to find her way back up… the record breaking reign as Universal Women’s Champion, all of the challenge she has been able to surmount with utmost stride… yet, she finds herself refusing to stay down, even at her weakest point of her entire tenure as the champion.)

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) *I AM… ETERNAL… I AM… ETERNAL…*

(Bea finds herself up to the top, exhausted and spent, but riding on every single bit of this energy she has been able to muster to finally realize the dream of a lifetime…)

Bea Valentine: (off-mic) *I…. AM…..* ***ETERNAL!!!!!***

Tyrone Montgomery: # ‘BOSTON BEA PARTYYYYYYYY’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(As Bea’s ready to leap, Milli tries to bring her gaze upward, with the blood streaming down and causing her vision to blur once more… she uses every bit of her strength to find her way out of this, to continue this reign of a lifetime…)

Rich Russillo: # ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED CHAINSAW!!!!!

(As her strength…)

(Could not return.)

Persephone: ***SHE FUCKING GOT HER!!!!*** BOSTON BEA PARTY ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED CHAINSAW!!! BEA WITH HER LAST BIT OF ENERGY! SHE MAKES THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(…)

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(…)

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(…)

(…)

(………….)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……. AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. THE EMPRESS OF ELITE, BEAAAAAAA VALENTINEEEEEEE!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA VALENTINE REALIZES A DREAM FINALLY COMING TRUE!!!! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! AFTER ALL OF THE HARDSHIP! ALL OF THE TROUBLED TIMES!! THE DIFFICULT SEASON!!! SHE’S DONE IT!!

Rich Russillo: AND SHE ENDS THE LONGEST UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN IN HISTORY!!! AN INCREDIBLE REIGN FROM MILLI BANKS, AS HER RUN ENDS IN ONE OF THE MOST GRUESOME MATCHES TO EVER BE WITNESSED!!

Persephone: The violence… the horrors… the blood… I miss it already… take me back!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(‘Gloria’ can be heard emanating across the speakers of the arena. The audience comes unglued with applause after the bell rings. Both women are absolutely spent as there are officials sprawling to the scene to check on both Bea and Milli. Bea Valentine is trying to process the victory as she is in an immense state of shock, gazing upward as she basks in the applause of the crowd.)

Tyrone Montgomery: An incredible moment for Bea, despite being absolutely incapable of standing! Now the referee is looking to retrieve the Universal Women’s Championship!

(The referee does take the title from the timekeeper’s area, as he enters back into the ring, looking to hand the championship to Bea.)

(But Milli snatches the title from the referee while she’s on her knees, also unable to stand. Somehow, able to retain consciousness as she gazed upon the Universal Women’s Championship. Now unbelonging to her, she utilizes the ropes to pull herself upward while Bea is aided to her feet by the referee. Milli Banks looks ahead to Bea Valentine…)

Milli Banks: (off-mic) ……..you got it.

(Milli hands the Universal Women’s Championship off to Bea, as Bea takes the title gently and shakes the hand of the former champion, before Milli rolls herself under the ring with a bittersweet smile, and leaves the ring with aid of an official.)

Persephone: I… fuck, I didn’t think I’d ever feel something again. :mjcry:

Rich Russillo: An immense showing of respect from the longest reigning Universal Women’s Champion, as the Empress of Elite can allow this moment to last however long she wishes. Congratulations, to the NEW Universal Women’s Champion…. Bea Valentine!

(Bea is overcome with emotion, as the tears can be seen while Cornelius makes his way out, able to assist Bea on remaining on her feet as she drapes the title over her own shoulder. Before long, she can sense a figure stepping into the ring as well, as she turns herself around.)

Michael Machina: (off-mic) Our promise kept, champ. So damn proud of you.

(Bea’s excitement cannot be understated as she immediately hugs Michael, with Michael holding her closely before the two exchange a kiss with one another. Michael then keeps an arm around Bea to keep her standing, as Bea proceeds to lift the Universal Women’s Championship high above her own head as the confetti can be heard falling downward to the roar of the crowd. The scene soon fades, with the celebration continuing for the new champion.)

(A commercial airs for birth control featuring Eden Sinclair. Even though Valentina Rose Sinclair is the cutest kid in the world, having Ronan Malosi for a father wouldn’t have happened had Eden just been on the pill.)

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(The camera returns to ringside, and Bella Braxton can be seen with a microphone in her hand.)

Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SHOCK COLLAR MATCH FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( ‘Just Close Your Eyes’ by Waterproof Blonde begins to blast through the arenas with a chorus of boos as Octavia makes her presence here at Shock Value. She has a psychotic look on her face before making her way down to the ring, ready for this as she knows that this is her chance to win her first Championship in EAW and begin building her legacy.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first!… From Montreal, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 160 pounds… OOOOCTAAAAAAVIIIAAAAA!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: It’s now time for our EAW New Breed Championship match as Effy McAvoy looks to defend her championship against Octavia and the story between these two women have escalated to greater proportions than anyone could’ve expected, and it all started weeks ago when Ahren Fournier was struck in the eye by the challenger Octavia.

Tyrone Montgomery: From then on we have seen Effy almost set Octavia on fire due to that attack as tensions between these two have boiled over. Now we will see this New Breed Championship match take place in a Shock Collar Match!

( ‘Psycho’ by That’s Outrageous! begins to play throughout the P.A System as the crowd gives a mixed, but also negative reception for the New Breed Champion. Before long Effy can be seen behind the barricade, alongside Ahren Fournier. The eyes of Effy tell the whole story as she carries her New Breed Championship, and the two climb over the barricade and approach the ring.)

Bella Braxton: And her opponent, accompanied by Ahren Fournier… From Watch Hil, Rhode Island… Weighing in at 125 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION, EEEEFFFFFYYYYYY MMMMCAAAVVVOOYYYYY!!!!

Rich Russillo: This match between Octavia and Effy is going to be a burn burner especially with this being a Shock Collar match, I’m sure you can remind the audience of how this match works?

Tyrone Montgomery: Well Rich, The Shock Collar match this year will be contested through four corners as whoever can touch all four corners in one succession will be declared the winner and walk away as New Breed Champion. The problem is of course that these ladies will be tethered together with Shock Collars with a cord connecting them from their necks. Everytime they touch the ropes or the turnbuckle they will be shocked through that collar! It’s going to be one hell of a ride I can tell you that much.

Persephone: Damn you couldn’t explain that yourself Rich?

Rich Russillo: I mean I was just–

Persephone: Don’t answer pussio.

( Effy soon enters the ring as she stands in one corner while Octavia stands in the opposite corner. The referee sets the Dog Collars to be connected to both competitors, and Effy’s music begins to fade out as the referee for this match calls for the bell. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Rich Russillo: The bell signals for this match as this goes under way as both ladies circle each other as both these competitors are connected with a cord whilst wearing shock collars as both Octavia and Effy are tethered together with the only way to win this match is touching all four corners in succession to be deemed as the winner for this New Breed Championship Contest!

Tyrone Montgomery: Effy McAvoy goes right into a RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! BUT OCTAVIA DODGES IT AND TRIES TO IRISH WHIP HER RIGHT INTO THE ROPES!!!

Rich Russillo: EFFY COUNTERS INTO A HIP TOSS! AS IMMEDIATELY EFFY TRIES TO TOUCH THE FIRST CORNER BUT OCTAVIA IS PULLING ON THE CORD AS IT WHIPLASHES EFFY RIGHT BACK TO THE GROUND!

Persephone: Damn Effy was tryna end it 10 seconds into this.

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia had others plans as she brings Effy right back to her feet and is nailing some vicious knee strikes right into the abdomen of Effy McAvoy as Ahren Fournier is watching by ringside, watching as his pupil gets striked viciously by the challenger!

Rich Russillo: Octavia now looks to Irish Whip Effy right into the ropes and she does as EFFY IS NOW FEELING THE SHOCK COMING FROM BEING IN CONTACT WITH THE ROPES AS HER BODY TWITCHES RIGHT INTO THE MAT! Ahren is watching on in horror as Octavia as sadistic smile on her face as she looks to touch the first corner which she does!! BUT LOOK! BOTH OCTAVIA AND EFFY ARE VIOLENTLY GETTING SHOCKED FROM OCTAVIA TOUCHING THAT FIRST TURNBUCKLE! Both are feeling it deeply!

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia is now making her way into the second corner… which she does! AND AGAIN BOTH HER AND EFFY ARE GETTING ZAPPED FROM THE TURNBUCKLES BEING TOUCHED! Octavia fights the shock coming from the collars as she has two corners touched in a row, she just needs to touch two more and she’ll be declared the winner and walk out of this match as EAW New Breed Champion–

Rich Russillo: But look! Octavia was about to touch that third corner, but Effy stopped her just in time with a Running Knee right into the ropes as Octavia’s back connects with ropes! Octavia is badly getting shocked by the collar thanks to the ropes making contact with her! Octavia falls right onto the mat as now Effy gets right on top of her, dishing some serious looking punches right into the skull of Octavia! She nails another punch, and another ANOTHER PUNCH! SHE’S NAILING THESE EACH OF THESE PUNCHES TO THE FACE!

Tyrone Montgomery: Now Effy brings Octavia back to her feet and lands a vicious Belly to Belly Suplex to her! Octavia lands right on her back as I don’t think Effy is done yet as she brings her up and goes for yet ANOTHER Belly to Belly Suplex! Surely she’s going stop here, and–

Rich Russillo: NOPE! She’s going to go for one more Belly to Belly as she goes for it and–

Tyrone Montgomery: OCTAVIA LANDS ON HER FEET AND LANDS AN ENZUIGIRI RIGHT ON EFFY’S HEAD! EFFY TUMBLES TO A CORNER, BUT THIS COUNTS AS HER TOUCHING ONE AS BOTH ELITISTS NOW ARE GETTING ZAPPED!!!!! THIS MATCH IS A TORTURE ZONE BECAUSE TOUCHING EITHER ONE OF THOSE ROPES OR TURNBUCKLE IS A DEATH TRAP!

Persephone: I mean if it’s a torture zone….

Tyrone Montgomery: Chill out Persephone you freak! No time for any of that as Effy is still remaining in that first corner as Octavia slowly brings herself up as she goes right into corner dropkick towards Effy and—

Rich Russillo: EFFY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Octavia lands hamstring first into that turnbuckle as she’s getting shocked once more alongside Effy McAvoy!!! Both ladies have already experienced what the shock collars are doing to them in what we can consider an already brutal match between these two. Effy brings herself up despite the pain and touches that first corner!

Tyrone Montgomery: WHICH AGAIN ACTIVATES THE SHOCK COLLAR FOR BOTH OF THEM AS EFFY NOW MAKES HER INTO THE SECOND CORNER— BUT OCTAVIA RECOVERS AND CUTS EFFY OFF WITH A 210 FACEBREAKER! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS WAS ENOUGH TO STOP THE CONTINUATION OF THE CORNERS AS IT RESETS.

Rich Russillo: NOW LOOK! It’s Octavia’s turn to dish out some serious damage right to Effy’s face as she gets on top of her and starts nailing some vicious elbow strikes to the face of the champion! It’s important to remember that Octavia is skilled in various types of martial arts and is using it effectively here in this top exchange against Effy!

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia gets herself back up as she has a vicious little smile across her face following that exchange, these two women are mean, crazy and are willing to do whatever it takes to walk out of this match as your New Breed Champion!

Persephone: Look at the buffoon Ahren Fournier worrying at ringside! Is he scared that Effy’s gonna make him look bad?

Rich Russillo: I mean why wouldn’t he be worried? Effy and Octavia are both constantly getting shocked by those collars just from touching the ropes and turnbuckles. Octavia now decides she’s going to do even MORE damage to Effy as she applies a cross arm-breaker!!! I think everyone knows a submission is not going to win you this match but Octavia is looking to further damage Effy! If she can do some bad damage to Effy, it will give her an even better chance at touching all four corners in succession.

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia is screaming at the top of her lungs as she applies the pressure onto McAvoy, she’s not going to let up until we see a snap in Effy’s arm and– LOOK! EFFY MANAGES TO POSITION HERSELF ON TOP OF OCTAVIA, IF THIS WERE A MATCH OCTAVIA’S SHOULDER WOULD BE DOWN BUT WHAT IS EFFY GOING TO DO HERE?

Persephone: SHE’S LIFTING HER UP????

Rich Russillo: EFFY WITH ALL HER STRENGTH JUST NAILS OCTAVIA WITH A POWERBOMB WHILST STILL TRAPPED IN A CROSS ARM-BREAKER SUBMISSION! Ahren can’t believe it with his own eyes as Effy manages to avoid what could’ve been a broken arm, but has the damage already been done???

Tyrone Montgomery: Effy is holding onto that right arm of hers as they both slowly get back to her feet! Both Elitists stare at each other, and right now it looks like they have the same crazy looks in their eyes!

Rich Russillo: THEY’RE EXCHANGING SLAPS WITH ONE ANOTHER!! SLAP FROM EFFY! SLAP FROM OCTAVIA! SLAP FROM EFFY! SLAP FROM OCTAVIA! BOTH ELITISTS GOING BACK AND FORTH AND AT THIS POINT THE SOUND OF THOSE SLAPS MAY AS WELL BE GUNSHOTS!

Tyrone Montgomery: THAT LAST SLAP MIGHT HAVE ROCKED EFFY! SHE LOST HER BALANCE AFTER THAT, AND OCTAVIA TAKES ADVANTAGE AND NAILS EFFY WITH A JUMPING DDT!!!!

Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS NICELY AS EFFY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! THIS MAY BE OCTAVIA’S BEST CHANCE!!!! Octavia will inevitably have to pull Effy back in to reach every corner, but this is definitely a good chance for her to get started and-

( *ZAAAAAAPPPP!* )

Tyrone Montgomery: HOLD ON! EFFY FROM THE OUTSIDE PULLED ON THE CORD AS HARD AS SHE COULD, CAUSING OCTAVIA TO BE PULLED INTO THE ROPES! OCTAVIA HAS BEEN SHOCKED INTO NEXT WEEK AS SHE GOES RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS! That might have been the smartest thing for Effy to do in this match as Octavia rolls out of the ring too as these ladies have now taken this match to the outside!!!

Rich Russillo: Effy brings Octavia right to her feet using that cord as she nails her with a stiff punch right to her skull as this match has gotten even uglier than before. Effy goes right into another stiff punch to the jaw of Octavia as she looks at the ringpost as perhaps she’s looking for some kind of idea…

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY HAS OCTAVIA POSITIONED AS SHE LUNGES HER RIGHT INTO THE POST AND–

( *CRACK!* )

Rich Russillo: NO! IT’S EFFY WHO GOES RIGHT INTO THE POST AS OCTAVIA COUNTERS HER WITH A REVERSAL AND ENDS UP SENDING THE CHAMPION INTO THAT RING POST HEAD FIRST! NOW LOOK! EFFY IS BUSTED RIGHT OPEN ON HER FOREHEAD AS OCTAVIA TAKES BACK CONTROL OF THIS MATCH!

Tyrone Montgomery: Ahren looks really concerned out there as he’s trying to check up on his pupil, but look! Octavia stands right in front of him! Ahren is backing off now as Octavia is going under the ring looking for something, something to inflict some damage towards Effy as she gets out a—

Rich Russillo: A TOOL BOX! OCTAVIA HAS A TOOL BOX IN HER HANDS AS SHE PLACES ON THE APRON AND OPENS IT! SHE’S TRYING TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING IN THAT TOOL BOX TO USE AND—

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE PULLS OUT A SCREWDRIVER???

Persephone: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO DO WITH THAT??

Rich Russillo: I could think of many different sadistic ways of using that screwdriver as Octavia as her eyes sight towards Effy as she swing that screw driver right at Effy and—

( *ZAAAAPPPPP!* )

Tyrone Montgomery: ??????

Rich Russillo: HOW WAS OCTAVIA SHOCKED???? THESE LADIES AREN’T EVEN IN THE RING RIGHT NOW, BUT OCTAVIA JUST GOT SHOCKED! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??

Tyrone Montgomery: LOOK AT WHAT EFFY HAS!!!

Rich Russillo: A TASER??????

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE JUST PULLED OUT A TASER GUN THAT HAS LEFT OCTAVIA TWITCHING AND STUMBLING ON THE GROUND AS EFFY, AS BLOODY AS SHE ALREADY IS AVOIDS THE SCREWDRIVER BY USING A DAMN TASER GUN ON OCTAVIA!!

Rich Russillo: NOW EFFY IS GETTING THAT SCREWDRIVER AND IS JAMMING IT IN THE HEAD OF OCTAVIA! SHE’S GOING BALLISTIC WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: OCTAVIA IS NOW BLEEDING PROFUSELY AS EFFY LICKS THE SCREWDRIVER THAT HAS OCTAVIA’S BLOOD ON IT!!!!

Persephone: YEAAHH… uhh I mean… Ewwwww… GROSS!

Rich Russillo: It may be gross but Effy has shown an incredible amount of violence towards Octavia in this match and using that taser gun and jamming that screwdriver, she’s just doing whatever violent matters it takes to retain her championship!

Tyrone Montgomery: Effy drops the screwdriver and brings Octavia back to her feet and lifts her up and nails a back body drop right on top of the barricade as the thud can be heard loud and clear in the arena! Now Effy has Octavia right by her hair as she’s smacking her head on top of that barricade over and over as the blood is smearing on that barricade!

Persephone: We better hope some sicko isn’t in the front row to li–

Rich Russillo: I’m not even going to let you finish that thought as Effy now has Octavia right near the steel steps as she looks to do the same and smack her head into the steps as well! Effy now–

Tyrone Montgomery: NO! OCTAVIA STOPS BEFORE EFFY COULD DO IT TO HER ON THE STEPS AND ELBOWS HER RIGHT IN THE STOMACH! EFFY IS STILL HOLDING ON TO HER HAIR AS OCTAVIA IS DOING RAPID FIRE ELBOWS TO EFFY’S STOMACH AS THAT GETS HER TO LET GO!!!

Rich Russillo: EFFY CLINCHES ON TO HER STOMACH AS NOW OCTAVIA AS HER IN POSITION AND—

Persephone: OH MY GOD!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: TWIST OF FATE!!! TWIST OF FATE RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! THE FRONT FACELOCK CUTTER CONNECTS AS EFFY LANDS HEAD FIRST ONTO THAT STEEL STEP!!!

Rich Russillo: Octavia’s blood is dripping all over the floor as both these deranged ladies have gone insane to hurt each other in this Shock Collar Match as that goes to show how much being the New Breed Champion means to the both of them!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia is looking for some other weapons she could maybe use as she pulls out some steel chairs and slides them into the ring. She gets some kendo sticks and slides them into the ring as well!!

Rich Russillo: Don’t forget to mention that tool box that’s also in the ring as well, there’s items in there that could very much be used in this match as well.

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia is has one more weapon she’s getting out and it’s a–

Rich Russillo: BASEBALL BAT! She has a twisted smile on her face as she’s smearing the baseball with her own blood!!! She brings that right into the ring as well as Octavia gets Effy laid right onto the apron as she slides right into the ring and look she going to go for those corners again and–

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY IS HOLDING ON THAT CORD STILL AS SHE’S DOING HER BEST TO STOP OCTAVIA WHILST KNEELING ON THAT APRON AND—

Rich Russillo: OCTAVIA JUST PULLED EFFY RIGHT INTO THE ROPES USING THAT CORD HERSELF AS EFFY LANDS STOMACH FIRST ONTO THAT ROPE AS SHE FEELS THE SHOCK!!! EFFY TUMBLES OVER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE AS NOW OCTAVIA GETS THE STEEL CHAIR SHE GOT OUT FROM BEFORE AND STARTS TO NAIL EFFY WITH CHAIR SHOTS TO HER BACK!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY IS NOW ON HER BACK AS OCTAVIA NOW TRIES TO LAND A SHOT RIGHT ON HER DAMAGED STOMACH! OCTAVIA GOES FOR IT–

( *SMACK!* )

Rich Russillo: OCTAVIA GETS SMACKED WITH A KENDO STICK AS EFFY MANAGED TO GRAB ONE AND WITH ALL HER STRENGTH WHIPS IT RIGHT ACROSS OCTAVIA’S NECK! OCTAVIA DROP THE CHAIR AS EFFY RISES FROM HER FEET AND LANDS A KENDO STICK SHOT TO OCTAVIA’S RIBCAGE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY DROPS THE KENDO STICKS AND HAS OCTAVIA IN POSITION AS SHE GOES FOR…

Rich Russillo: YES SHE LANDS IT! THE CLIMAX!!! THE RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AS EFFY HAS OCTAVIA DOWN TO THE MAT!! SHE’S EYEING THAT FIRST CORNER AS SHE GO TOWARDS IT TOUCHES THE TURNBUCKLE!!

Tyrone Montgomery: IT SENDS SHOCK TO BOTH OF THEM AS EFFY MAKES HER WAY TO THE SECOND CORNER AND…

Rich Russillo: SHE TOUCHES THAT ONE TOO AND AGAIN BOTH WOMEN ARE ZAPPED FROM THE SHOCK COLLARS OF THE TURNBUCKLES BEING TOUCHED.

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY IS GOING STRAIGHT FOR THAT THIRD!!!

Rich Russillo: SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK CONNECTS FROM OCTAVIA AS THAT BRINGS EFFY BACK TO THE GROUND AS THE TIME TO TOUCH ALL FOUR CORNERS RESETS! OCTAVIA WITH BURST OF DESPERATION LANDS A NASTY SUPERKICK RIGHT IN THE FACE OF OUR NEW BREED CHAMPION, SAVING THIS MATCH FOR HERSELF! EFFY IS DOWN AND OUT AS OCTAVIA GRABS ONE OF THOSE KENDO STICKS IS NOW REPEATEDLY NAILING HER RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION WITH KENDO STICK SHOTS!

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE’S LANDING SO MANY SHOTS WITH THE KENDO STICK, OCTAVIA WITH A CRIMSON MASK IS TEARING EFFY APART AS AHREN FOURNIER WATCHES ON IN HORROR!!!!

Persephone: It’s not like that geezer is actually gonna do anything to help. Why is he even here, anyway?

Rich Russillo: Octavia no longer has a smile across her face. Instead it’s been replaced with a psychotic look, as the will to be champion has consumed both of these competitors, willing to bring them to near death whilst having to deal with the electrical currents that come from those shock collars!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Octavia now has Effy’s neck wrapped around with the cord that connects the both of them as SHE’S NOW APPLYING A CROSSFACE SUBMISSION TO THE CHAMPION!! SHE HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN AS AGAIN EFFY IS PUT IN ANOTHER VULNERABLE POSITION HERE!!!

Rich Russillo: OCTAVIA WANTS EFFY PASSED OUT AND INCAPABLE OF MAKING IT TO THOSE CORNERS! IF EFFY PASSES OUT HERE, OCTAVIA HAS THIS MATCH WON! OCTAVIA IS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS FOR EFFY TO PASS OUT AND LOOK!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY MIGHT BE BEGINNING TO FADE HERE! IF EFFY PASSES OUT RIGHT NOW THAT WILL BE OCTAVIA’S BEST CHANCE OF TOUCHING THOSE CORNERS AND—

Rich Russillo: WHAT! EFFY MANAGED TO TRANSITION OUT OF THE CROSS FACE SUBMISSION HOLD AND NOW OCTAVIA IN HER CROSS ARMBREAKER THE CALL TO ARMS!!!! THE CORD HAS LOOSENED FROM EFFY’S NECK AS NOW SHE’S ON THE OFFENSIVE WHILE OCTAVIA IS ON THE DEFENSIVE!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY IS NOW SCREAMING TO BREAK OCTAVIA ARM AS NOW OCTAVIA IS THE ONE IN THIS PREDICAMENT! AHREN IS PUMPING HIS FIST ROOTING FOR HIS PUPIL TO SNAP OCTAVIA’S ARM AND MAKE TOUCHING THOSE FOUR CORNERS LESS OF A CHALLENGE!

Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK! OCTAVIA GRABS A HOLD OF THE ROPES IN ORDER TO SUSTAIN THE SHOCK!!! THAT FORCED EFFY TO LET GO OF THE CROSS ARMBREAKER AS SHE ALSO FELT THAT ELECTRICITY HERSELF!

Tyrone Montgomery: OCTAVIA IS FREE FROM THE SUBMISSION, BUT SHE STILL IS FEELING THE PAIN! THAT MAY HAVE BEEN ENOUGH FOR EFFY TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS MATCH AS THE WINNER AS SHE GOES RIGHT BACK INTO THE FIRST CORNER TO TOUCH IT AS THEY BOTH RECEIVE THE ZAP! SHE GOES INTO THE NEXT CORNER AND GETS THAT SAME SHOCK AS EFFY ONCE MORE GOES FOR THE THIRD CORNER AND–

Persephone: What the heck??

Rich Russillo: OCTAVIA JUST THREW A CHAIR ACROSS THE RING TO EFFY’S HEAD AS OCTAVIA WITH WHATEVER ENERGY HAS LEFT FROM BEING PLACED IN THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER AND THE ELECTRIC CURRENTS SUFFERED STILL WASN’T DOWN LONG ENOUGH FOR EFFY TO EVEN TOUCH THAT THIRD CORNER!

Tyrone Montgomery: OCTAVIA SLOWLY GETS UP TO HER FEET AS WELL AS EFFY AS THE CORNERS RESET THANKS TO EFFY FAILING TO TOUCH THEM! THEY WALK RIGHT TOWARDS EACH OTHER WITH MORE SLAPS AND FOREARMS EXCHANGE AS THEY’RE FIGHTING WITH AN UGLY AMOUNT OF OFFENSIVE MANEUVERS!

Rich Russillo: EFFY CAUGHT OCTAVIA WITH A HEADBUTT AND GOES FOR THE PROTECT YA NECK CLOTHESLINE–

Tyrone Montgomery: OCTAVIA DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND TRIES TO GO FOR THE OVO SPRINGBOARD FLATLINER–

Rich Russillo: BUTS ITS COUNTERED WITH A URANAGE FROM EFFY MCAVOY AS EFFY BRINGS OCTAVIA TO HER FEET AND GOES RIGHT INTO THE CLIMAX RIPCORD KNEE ONCE AGAIN–

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT THAT IS COUNTERED WITH A DODGE FROM OCTAVIA AS LANDS THE REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, WHICH CONNECTS RIGHT AS EFFY DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND! MEANWHILE, OCTAVIA DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES!!!

Rich Russillo: THE CROWD ARE GOING CRAZY FOR THAT INSANE SEQUENCE, COUNTER AFTER COUNTER, MOVE DODGED AND REVERSED WITH OCTAVIA BEING THE ONE TO FINALLY LAND THAT BLOW AS THIS SHOCK COLLAR MATCH IS LIVING UP TO THE HYPE!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BOTH LADIES HAVE SHED BLOOD AND HAVE BEEN SHOCKED TO A POINT OF NO RETURN ALL FOR THE SAKE OF BEING EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! OCTAVIA LOOKS TO BE BACK ON HER FEET AS TOUCHES THAT FIRST CORNER.

Rich Russillo: That expected shock coming from touching those corners is starting to feel like these ladies are getting a feel of it, even if it sends shockwaves throughout your own body at least they can suspect that level of power everything you touch one of those turnbuckles as now Octavia touches that second one!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Again with the shock being at display for both ladies in the ring as Octavia makes her way to the third turnbuckle and—

Rich Russillo: SHE TOUCHES THAT ONE TOO! THE SHOCK IS ONCE AGAIN DISPLAYED FOR BOTH AS NOW OCTAVIA IS ONE TURNBUCKLE AWAY FROM BEING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION–

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN THINK OF GOING FOR THAT FOURTH TURNBUCKLE, EFFY JUST NAILED OCTAVIA WITH THAT TOOL BOX RIGHT ON THE DOME OF HER HEAD! THE TIME RESETS AS BEING ONE TURNBUCKLE AWAY FROM WINNING FOR SO LONG CAUSES OCTAVIA TO GO BACK TO SQUARE ONE!

Persephone: She does know you can get tools out of that box right?

Rich Russillo: Of course Perspehone but the Toolbox itself can be used as a deadly weapon, which is exactly what we just saw. It looks like your wish may come true though as Effy is opening the box, looking for something to use.

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE HAS A HAMMER NOW! EFFY HAS A HAMMER IS THAT MAY SOMETHING FOR HER TO USE AS SHE GOES TOWARDS OCTAVIA WITH THAT HAMMER AND—

Rich Russillo: SPEAR!!!! SPEAR CONNECTS FROM OCTAVIA AS SHE UNEXPECTEDLY LANDS IT, SENDING THE HAMMER FLYING OUT OF THE RING OCTAVIA LANDS THE SPEAR AS OCTAVIA MAY LOOK TO END THIS MATCH DEFINITELY AS SHE HAS EFFY MCAVOY IN POSITION FOR THE FATALITY CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: NO! EFFY COUNTERS IT INTO A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!!! THE MOVE CONNECTS AS NOW AS OCTAVIA IS STUNNED AND RIGHT AT HER FEET AS SHE’S MET WITH A—

Rich Russillo: PROTECT YA NECK!!!! THE CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS AS OCTAVIA LOOKS TO BE DOWN AND OUT FOR GOOD! AS EFFY GOES FOR THAT FIRST CORNER…

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE GETS IT!!! THE ZAP AND THE SHOCK FROM REACHING TAKES EFFECT AS NOW EFFY GOES TO THE SECOND CORNER AND…

Rich Russillo: HITS THAT TURNBUCKLE TOO! THE SHOCK FROM THE COLLAR GOES OFF ONCE AGAIN, BUT EFFY IS SO CLOSE! EFFY HEADS STRAIGHT FOR THAT THIRD CORNER!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY TOUCHES THAT ONE AS WELL! THREE CORNERS DOWN! ONE MORE CORNER REMAINS AS THIS LAST ONE WILL SECURE HER THE WIN AND RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP! EFFY MAKES HER WAY TO THAT LAST CORNER!!!!

(….)

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( *CRACK!* )

Persephone: OH DEAR!

Rich Russillo: THE BASEBALL BAT! THAT BASEBALL BAT THAT OCTAVIA BROUGHT IN THE RING EARLIER HAS JUST BEEN USED AS SHE RAMS RIGHT INTO THE ABS OF OUR CHAMPION! EFFY IS SENT DOWN TO THE MAT ON KNEES AS THE TIME RESETS! IT FEELS AS THOUGH A TRAIN MAY HAVE JUST HIT EFFY AS THE BLOODIED AND BRUISED CHALLENGER HAS THAT BASEBALL IN HAND!!

Tyrone Montgomery: YOU CAN IMAGINE THE SICK AND TWISTED THOUGHTS THAT OCTAVIA MUST BE HAVING RIGHT NOW AS EFFY WAS SO CLOSE TO RETAINING HER TITLE BUT WAS INTERVENED IN THE LAST MOMENT BY OCTAVIA.

Rich Russillo: OCTAVIA SWINGS THE BASEBALL HAS HARD AS SHE CAN ON EFFY’S BACK AS THE NOISE IT MAKES ECHOS IN THE ARENA!!! YOU CAN EVEN SEE SOME OF THE FANS CRINGE SEEING THAT INCLUDING AHREN!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: OCTAVIA HAS EFFY RIGHT ON HER KNEE AS SHE SWINGS RIGHT AT HER CHEST AS THAT MAKES AN EVEN MORE DISGUSTING NOISE!

Rich Russillo: THE BAT GETS DROPPED AS NOW OCTAVIA AS EFFY IN POSITION AND–

Tyrone Montgomery: CANADIAN CODEBREAKER! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AS IT APPEARS EFFY MAY BE DOWN AND OUT FOR GOOD! SHE DOESN’T APPEAR TO BE MOVING AS OCTAVIA GOES FOR THE FIRST CORNER!

Rich Russillo: SHE TAPS THE TURNBUCKLE AS THE SHOCK GOES THROUGH! SHE NOW GOES TOWARDS THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!

Tyrone Montgomery: THE SHOCK GOES THROUGH ONCE AGAIN AS SHE HEADS FOR THAT THIRD TURNBUCKLE!!!

Rich Russillo: IT’S SUCCESSFUL AS THE SHOCK FROM THE COLLAR GOES OFF AS ONCE AGAIN OCTAVIA IS ONE CORNER AWAY FROM BEING THE NEW CHAMPION! SHE MAKES HER WAY AND SHE TAPS IT!!!

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(……)

Tyrone Montgomery: NOT SO FAST! EFFY WITH ONE LAST YANK GETS OCTAVIA AWAY AS SHE WAS MOMENTS AWAY OF BECOMING THE NEW CHAMPION BUT SOMEHOW SOMEWAY EFFY IS STILL ALIVE HAS ONE LAST BURST OF SPIRIT LEFT IN THE CHAMBER!

Rich Russillo: SHE YANKS OCTAVIA RIGHT TO HER AND NAILS A PICTURE PERFECT BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!

Tyrone Montgomery: EXPECT OCTAVIA LANDS ON HER FEET AS SHE GOES DIRECTLY FOR THE SUPER KICK!

Rich Russillo: BUT EFFY DODGES IT AND NAILS HER OWN VERSION OF REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! OCTAVIA IS DAZED AS EVER AS EFFY ONCE AGAIN LOOKS TO NAIL ANOTHER PROTECT YA NECK CLOTHESLINE LARIAT

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT OCTAVIA MEETS WITH A FLYING FOREARM! THEY BOTH LAND ON THE MAT BUT OCTAVIA KIPS UP OUT OF IT AS SHE MIGHT HAVE HER IN POSITION FOR

Rich Russillo: YES! R.I.P! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO OCTAVIA AS EFFY IN POSITION FOR IT!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY GETS OUT OF IT AND LANDS BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! EFFY GOES STRAIGHT FOR THAT FIRST CORNER!!!

Rich Russillo: SHE TOUCHES IT AS THE SHOCK WAVES IN! EFFY POWERS THROUGH IT THOUGH, AS SHE GOES FOR THAT SECOND CORNER!!

Tyrone Montgomery: EFFY WASN’T THE ONLY WHO POWERED THROUGH THAT THOUGH, AS OCTAVIA HAS THE BASEBALL BAT AND SWINGS IT AT EFFY!!

Rich Russillo: EEFY DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ATTACK AND HEADS RIGHT TO THE SECOND CORNER AS THE SHOCKS GO UNDER WAY, BUT THIS TIME OCTAVIA DROPS HER BAT FROM THE PAIN OF THE SHOCK!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: GOAT TROT!! THE RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS TO OCTAVIA AS EFFY REACHES FOR THAT THIRD CORNER!!!

Rich Russillo: SHE NAILS IT!!!! SHE HAS ONE MORE CORNERz BUT OCTAVIA ISN’T ENTIRELY LAID OUT! SHE IS PUSHING HERSELF BACK TO HER KNEES, GETTING IN THE WAY OF EFFY AND THAT FOURTH CORNER! EFFY STARES AT OCTAVIA, AND I THINK SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!

Tyrone Montgomery: STORYBOOK ENDING!! THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS AS EFFY NAILS IT AS SHE QUICKLY GOES FOR THAT FOURTH CORNER!! WILL SHE MAKE IT IN TIME???

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( DING! DING! DING! )

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… ”THE OMEN”…EFFFFFFYYYY MCCCAAAVVVVOOYYYY!

( ‘Psycho’ by That’s Outrageous begins to play as Effy McAvoy has her shock collar taken off by the referee, the same goes to Octavia. Effy drops to the mat after all the damage she has taken tonight, exhausted after such a grueling match. Referees places the title on Effy’s chest whilst she is still lying down as Ahren Fournier comes over to roll her out of the ring. )

Rich Russillo: MY GOD! What a match that was between these two elitists they laid it all out on the line in this Shock Collar Match, a match that was violent from bell to bell! As much as Octavia brought out everything for this match, it would be Effy McAvoy to get the job done and in the end she remains your champion.

Tyrone Montgomery: Well said Rich! An amazing contest between these two elitists as we violence is being displayed, blood being shed by both elitists and a concerned Ahren Fournier watching it all go down. Congratulations to Effy McAvoy on retaining her EAW New Breed Championship.

(The final shot sees Ahren Fournier helping Effy McAvoy make her way to the back as raises her championship up in the air. )

(A commercial airs for Jardiance featuring Xander Payne singing about how thanks to Jardiance, he’s been able to lower his A1C. After all, it’s the little pill with a big story to tell.)

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(The camera focuses on the electric chair that rests to the side of the stage area before cutting to Bella Braxton in the ring.)

Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN ELECTRIC CHAIR MATCH!!

(“It Follows” by Cane Hill plays to an extremely loud reaction from fans in Canada, and Xander Payne makes his way onto the stage. Payne looks determined ahead of his upcoming match, and marches down to the ring, making sure to stop by his family, who are front row ringside. Maximus and Historia are excited to see their father. Meanwhile, Xander exchanges a look with Peyton, who is upset to see he’s continuing his wrestling career.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing out of Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 255 pounds…XANDER PAYNE!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Maximus and Historia wanted to see this match between Xander and Solomon. Evidently, Xander wants it as well.

Rich Russillo: Yes, Xander has stated he isn’t ready to hang up the boots yet, and while fans selfishly are happy with that decision, his wife isn’t.

Tyrone Montgomery: Honestly, I can’t blame Peyton for being a little upset. I mean, tonight, she can witness her husband being put in the electric chair!

(Xander paces back and forth inside the ring as “The World is Gonna End Tonight” by The Hope County Choir plays, and Solomon Stane makes his way onto the stage, being flanked by his wife, Trixie Stane. Solomon has the Hardcore Champion over his shoulder, and takes a moment to raise it above his head before sauntering down to the ring.)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent! Hailing from the City of Sin, weighing in at 266 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Trixie Stane…HE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… YOUR SAVIOR…SOLOMON STANE!!

Rich Russillo: Surprisingly, Solomon Stane issued this challenge to Xander. Not the other way around. I suppose he doesn’t have much to worry about either even if he were to lose though, as thanks to Xander the title isn’t on the line.

Tyrone Montgomery: Yeah, it isn’t you see the see Champion chasing for opponents, but Solomon fears no man on the Voltage roster, and actually looks forward to punishing Xander Payne tonight.

Persephone: Hell, I look forward to watching that beatdown unfold.

(The referee signals for the bell as both competitors stand in opposing corners.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Tyrone Montgomery: THERE IT IS! THE BELL HAS RUNG!

Rich Russillo: Things haven’t come to blows yet as Xander and Solomon exit their respective corners. Exchanging words as they meet in the middle…

Tyrone Montgomery: I… I think Solomon is gesturing for Xander to take the first punch.

Persephone: He’s already granted one make-a-wish by giving Xander this match in the first place. Why not another?

Tyrone Montgomery: OOH! XANDER TAKES SOLOMON UP ON THE OFFER WITH A FOREARM! BUT “THE DELIVERER” FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!

Rich Russillo: NOT TO BE OUTDONE, XANDER SCORES WITH A SECOND FOREARM! SOLOMON STANE DOES THE SAME! XANDER EXPLODES WITH A RIGHT HAND! SWITCHING STRATEGIES ON STANE!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT SOLOMON ADJUSTS ACCORDINGLY WITH A RIGHT HAND AS WELL! AND BOTH COMPETITORS BEGIN TRADING BLOWS! XANDER! SOLOMON! XANDER! SOLOMON!

Rich Russillo: UH-OH! IT HAS TURNED INTO A FULL BLOWN HOCKEY FIGHT!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND LOOK AT THIS! XANDER’S KIDS ARE LOVING IT!

Persephone: His wife is another story, but she should expect this from marrying a man with CTE anyway.

Rich Russillo: XANDER IS STARTING TO OVERWHELM SOLOMON WITH RIGHTS- BUT STANE SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM EASILY WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! XANDER DROPS TO A KNEELING POSITION, AND SOLOMON GOES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT XANDER GRABS STANE BY THE REAR OF HIS TIGHTS, HALTING HIS MOMENTUM! XANDER RISES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND SOLOMON SWATS HIS HAND AWAY TO DELIVER A CLOTHESLINE!

Rich Russillo: HOWEVER, XANDER PAYNE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A- CAUGHT! SOLOMON GRABS XANDER BY THE THROAT AS HE COMES REBOUNDING BACK, AND GOES TO HOIST HIM UP FOR TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!! THAT SOUTH OF HEAVEN CHOKESLAM!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT XANDER AVOIDS IT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, MANAGING TO FREE HIMSELF! SOLOMON IS DOUBLED OVER, AND THE LIGHTBULB BEGINS TO GO OFF FOR XANDER, WHO WHIPS HIM TOWARD THE ROPES! PERHAPS TO DELIVER A LAST SEDATION!

Rich Russillo: POP-UP POWER- NO! SOLOMON HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, PREVENTING HIMSELF FROM REBOUNDING BACK! BUT HE ISNT SAFE STILL AS XANDER PAYNE RUSHES HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE UP AND OVER THE TOP!

Tyrone Montgomery: STANE REMAINS ON HIS FEET STILL, AND STUMBLES BRIEFLY BEFORE DROPPING TO A KNEE RINGSIDE!

Rich Russillo: XANDER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AS SOLOMON IS RECOVERING FOR A TOPE CON HILO!! :damn:

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER CRASHES ON TOP OF STANE, WIPING HIM OUT RINGSIDE BEFORE POPPING TO HIS FEET! XANDER PAYNE IS FIRED UP!

Persephone: Wow, he’s really showing out for his last match!

Tyrone Montgomery: Last match?

Persephone: Sorry, I should have said potential last night on Earth after Solomon Stane electrocutes him to bits! :mjlol2:

Tyrone Montgomery: Riiight. Well, don’t count Xander out yet, given he has things firmly under control at the moment.

Rich Russillo: Yeah, Xander rolls Solomon Stane back in! Stane stirs to a knee as Xander slides in himself, and approaches Solomon with devious intentions in mind- BUT SOLOMON SLIPS BEHIND HIM, AND PLANTS XANDER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!

Persephone: Poor Solomon’s back.

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER GOT DUMPED ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS, BUT SOLOMON’S HANDS ARE STILL LOCKED TOGETHER, AND HE DRAGS XANDER UP FOR ANOTHER ONE!

Rich Russillo: AGAIN, SOLOMON’S HANDS ARE STILL LOCKED TOGETHER, AND HE STARTS DRAGGING XANDER UP FOR A THIRD! LOOKING TO COMPLETE THE TRIFECTA!

Tyrone Montgomery: LOOK INTO THE EYES OF XANDER PAYNE! HE IS GLAZED OVER!

Rich Russillo: BUT STILL HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO FIGHT BACK WITH MULTIPLE BACK ELBOWS! LOOSENING SOLOMON’S GRIP SOMEWHAT, AND XANDER CHARGES TOWARD THE ROPES BEFORE DROPPING DOWN!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON STANE TUMBLES OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HITS HARD ON THE OUTSIDE! XANDER PAYNE SLIDES OUT, GOING TO RETRIEVE HIS OPPONENT!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON HAS RISEN TO ALL FOURS, AND XANDER LIFTS HIM UP TO A KNEE- HOWEVER, GETS DISTRACTED BY HIS FAMILY RINGSIDE MOMENTARILY!

Tyrone Montgomery: I THINK XANDER TOOK NOTICE OF HIS WIFE’S DISAPPOINTMENT- WHICH CAUSED SOLOMON STANE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! SHOVING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!

Rich Russillo: XANDER’S SPINE MUST BE COURSING WITH PAIN AT THE MOMENT, AND SOLOMON STANE CLOSES IN! GRABBING XANDER’S HEAD WHILE HE’S LEANED UP AGAINST THAT RINGPOST STILL, AND SMASHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO IT!

Persephone: That won’t help with his CTE at all.

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER FALLS TO ALL FOURS, COLLAPSING AT THE FEET OF SOLOMON STANE AS A RESULT OF THAT COLLISION!

(Solomon peers over his shoulder at Xander’s family front row, and Peyton looks at Solomon with disdain. Meanwhile, his kids maintain faith their father is going to get back in this thing, continuing to cheer him on.)

Persephone: Remember, it’s those little gremlins that got Xander into this mess to begin with.

Rich Russillo: Solomon drags Xander over to the barricade, and sits him up against it, making sure he’s in perfect view of Xander’s wife and kids as he SMASHES THE BACK OF HIS HEAD OFF THE BARRICADE! SIMILAR TO THAT RINGPOST! BUT SOLOMON IS DOING IT REPEATEDLY!

Tyrone Montgomery: FINALLY, SOLOMON RELENTS! BACKING AWAY FROM XANDER, WHO REMAINS SEATED UP AGAINST THAT BARRICADE! ALBEIT STUN- OH NO!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE RUSHED BACK IN, AND BOOTED XANDER’S SKULL! CRUSHING HIM BETWEEN HIS BOOT AND THE BARRICADE!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER PLOPS TO HIS SIDE, AND SOLOMON STANE KEEPS PRESSING HIS BOOT DOWN ONTO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S FACE!

Persephone: Honestly, Solomon should probably hurry up, and get Xander Payne in that electric chair already!

Tyrone Montgomery: While I hate you sound excited for that… Solomon doesn’t seem to be in a rush, and won’t mind taking his time to dismantle Xander in front of his fellow countrymen.

Rich Russillo: Don’t forget, his family either.

Tyrone Montgomery: But Maximus and Historia are hanging onto believe in their father, despite things… not looking so good right about now.

Persephone: Wait, Maximus and Historia? That’s their names? I’ve been addressing them as brats this whole time.

Rich Russillo: Solomon pulls Xander Payne back to his feet, and directs him over to our announce table- BOUNCING XANDER FACE FIRST OFF THE COVER!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER DROPS TO A KNEE, USING OUR TABLE FOR ASSISTANCE TO STAY UPRIGHT BEFORE SOLOMON STANE ROLLS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING!

Rich Russillo: XANDER RISES TO HIS FEET, AND STUMBLES BACK IN THE CORNER! STANE SLIDES IN THE RING, AND LINES XANDER UP FOR A RUNNING JUMPING BACK ELBOW IN THE CORNER!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT XANDER PAYNE SIDE STEPS OUT THE WAY, AND CHARGES IN- ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH A BOOT FROM SOLOMON STANE THAT SENDS HIM STAGGERING!

Rich Russillo: XANDER DOUBLES OVER AS SOLOMON COMES MARCHING FROM OUT THE CORNER! HOWEVER, WALKS RIGHT INTO THE TRAP SET BY XANDER, WHO SCOOPS SOLOMON UP IN A FIREMANS CARRY!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT SOLOMON! SOLOMON STARTS TO FIRE BACK WITH MULTIPLE ELBOWS TO THE JAW! SNUFFING OUT THE FIRE FROM XANDER PAYNE AS HE DOUBLES OVER ONCE MORE, PLACING SOLOMON DOWN IN THE FIREMANS CARRY!

Rich Russillo: AND FROM THERE, SOLOMON STARTS TO HOOK XANDER PAYNE UP FOR THE ODIN’S EDGE! THAT GOURDBUSTER GTS!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT XANDER! XANDER HOISTS SOLOMON UP INSTEAD FOR THE TWISTING BRAINBUSTER! XANDER SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM FROM OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A RIPTIDE! RIPTIDE BRAINBUSTER BY XANDER!

Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! BUT WHOEVER GETS TO THEIR FEET FIRST WILL HAVE A MAJOR ADVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER!

Tyrone Montgomery: TRIXIE IS YELLING FOR SOLOMON STANE TO GET UP! TRYING TO MOTIVATE HIM! SOLOMON STANE BEGINS STIRRING! BUT XANDER PAYNE ISNT FAR BEHIND HIMSELF, LIKELY BEING WILLED ON BY FAMILY AS HIS KIDS WATCH FROM THE FRONT ROW!

Persephone: Say, their dad’s been getting his ass kicked lately. There’s having faith, and being delusional.

Rich Russillo: But Xander has the chance to turn it around, that is if he can capitalize off that brainbuster!

Tyrone Montgomery: Well, it looks like Solomon Stane has beaten him to the punch in regaining a vertical base… having used those ropes for assistance…

Rich Russillo: But Xander Payne has gotten to a knee… AND NEEDS TO THINK FAST AS SOLOMON STANE RUSHES HIM! AND XANDER DOES MANAGE TO USE THAT MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM! EXPLODING WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!

Tyrone Montgomery: USUALLY, THAT WOULD BE FOLLOWED BY A COVER! BUT IN THIS MATCH, THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS HAULING YOUR OPPONENT DOWN TO THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND PLACING THEM IN IT!

Persephone: Don’t remind me. I can’t wait! :shaq:

Rich Russillo: XANDER STANDS SOLOMON STANE UP AFTER THAT MICHINOKU DRIVER, AND BACKS HIM AGAINST THE ROPES FOR AN IRISH WHIP! BUT SOLOMON STANE REVERSES IT! SENDING XANDER TOWARD THE ROPES INSTEAD FOR A-

Tyrone Montgomery: NEVERMIND! XANDER BOUNCES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE! SOLOMON STANE RETURNS TO HIS FEET RATHER QUICKLY, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!

Rich Russillo: AGAIN, SOLOMON STANE IS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND SWINGS AT XANDER WILDLY WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND SCORES WITH A BLUE THUNDER BOMB ON SOLOMON!

Tyrone Montgomery: STANE CRAWLS AWAY FROM XANDER, AND PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER! LOOKING TO CREATE SEPERATION!

Rich Russillo: BUT XANDER ISNT GOING TO AFFORD HIM THAT PRIVILEGE! CLOSING IN ON SOLOMON, AND HOISTING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE! XANDER CLIMBS UP HIMSELF, AND HOOKS SOLOMON UP FOR A… SUPERPLEX!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: SUPERPLEX BY XANDER!!

Persephone: Whoa! I felt the room just shake!

Tyrone Montgomery: IT MIGHT BE FROM THIS RAUCOUS CROWD IN CANADA! GOING CRAZY AS XANDER HAS FOUGHT HIS WAY BACK INTO THE MATCH!

Persephone: No, it’s definitely his weight.

Tyrone Montgomery: :kyrie:

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, AND PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THE ROPES! MEANWHILE, XANDER PAYNE IS ALREADY UP TO A KNEE HIMSELF, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES TO DELIVER A FOREARM INTO SOLOMON!

Tyrone Montgomery: KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON, AND- WHOA! :krabs:

(Each competitors clear out momentarily as Solomon Stane flies off the apron, and lands on top of the table, falling directly onto his side.)

Persephone: Jesus!

Rich Russillo: OUCH! SOLOMON HIT HARD ON OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE, AND SPILLS DIRECTLY BEHIND IT! STRUGGLING TO KNOW WHERE HE IS AT THE MOMENT!

Tyrone Montgomery: I THINK EVEN XANDER WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED TO SEE HOW FAR SOLOMON STANE FLEW, AND EXITS THE RING!

Rich Russillo: STANE TRIES CRAWLING FROM OUT BEHIND THE ANNOUNCERS DESK, BUT XANDER PAYNE RETRIEVES HIM FIRST! AND GOES TO WHIP SOLOMON INTO THE STEEL STEPS- BUT SOLOMON REVERSES AT THE LAST MINUTE! SENDING XANDER PAYNE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS INSTEAD!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER HIT WITH SO MUCH FORCE AND MOMENTUM, HE DISLODGED THE STEPS FROM THE RINGPOST!

Rich Russillo: XANDER WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE OUTSIDE, AND SOLOMON GOES TO RETRIEVE HIM- …but decides against it.

Tyrone Montgomery: Solomon might have had an idea come to mind as he starts exposing the concrete floor ringside! Peeling back part of the ringside padding! :lupe:

Persephone: YES! YES! YES!

Rich Russillo: YOU HAD TO WONDER WHEN THESE TWO WERE GONNA TAKE THINGS UP A NOTCH! I FEAR WE HAVE GOTTEN TO THAT POINT! ITS BEEN MOSTLY A BRAWL UP UNTIL NOW, AND SOLOMON STANE HAS BEEN USING THE ENVIRONMENT TO HIS ADVANTAGE! THOUGH, NOT TO THIS EXTENT!

Tyrone Montgomery: THIS IS BAD! XANDER PAYNE IS IN TROUBLE AS SOLOMON STANE DRAGS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET! AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO POSITION FOR THAT SPINNING CANADIAN RACK FACEBUSTER! STANE IS GOING FOR SANITYS SAKE ON THE CONCRETE!

Rich Russillo: PEYTON PAYNE WATCHES WITH HORROR AS HER HUSBAND- WAIT! XANDER SHOWS SIGNS OF LIFE, AND SLIPS FROM OUT THE CANADIAN RACK BEHIND SOLOMON STANE!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON TURNS AROUND, AND EATS A KICK TO THE GUT BY XANDER! XANDER PULLS HIM INTO POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB, GOING FOR LAST SEDATION ON THE OUTSIDE!

Rich Russillo: BUT SOLOMON STANE ESCAPES IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP!

(**SPLAT!!**)

Tyrone Montgomery: OH MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Rich Russillo: XANDER’S BODY WENT SPLAT ON THAT EXPOSED CONCRETE, AND HE JOLTS UP IN PAIN! FAVORING IT!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON LEANS UP AGAINST THE APRON, SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT OF HIS HEAD AFTER SUCH A CLOSE CALL BEFORE GOING DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE RING!

Persephone: I look forward to seeing what he’s going to pull out! Hopefully, something like a flamethrower, and he torches this fat bitch to death!

Tyrone Montgomery: :whoa:

Rich Russillo: WELL, IT ISNT A FLAMETHROWER! BUT IT IS A STAPLE GUN!

Tyrone Montgomery: WAIT! SOLOMON STANE JUST TOOK PAPERS FROM OUR COMMENTARY DESK, AND GRABS HOLD OF XANDER AS HE RISES TO A KNEEL!

Rich Russillo: WAIT, WAIT, WAI- OOH!

(**CLICK!**)

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON STANE JUST STAPLED PAPERS TO THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER PAYNE!

Rich Russillo: THEYRE JUST DANGLING FROM HIS FOREHEAD! THIS IS SICK!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON TOSSES THE STAPLE GUN ASIDE, AND ROLLS XANDER PAYNE BACK INSIDE THE RING! MEANWHILE, SOLOMON REACHES OVER INTO OUR TIMEKEEPERS AREA, AND RETRIEVES A STEEL CHAIR THAT HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!

Persephone: Things are finally heating up with these two! This is great!

(Xander pulls himself up to a knee in the corner with assistance from the ropes, and painfully pulls the stapled papers from his forehead.)

Rich Russillo: Well, Xander finally got those papers pulled from his forehead. But somehow, those are the least of his concerns as Solomon Stane wedges a chair in the opposite corner!

Tyrone Montgomery: Stane closes the distance between himself and Xander, and goes to send him head first into the chair- BUT XANDER TURNS IT AROUND LAST MINUTE! SENDING SOLOMON STANE HEAD FIRST INTO THAT CHAIR INSTEAD!

Rich Russillo: XANDER COLLAPSES DOWN TO ALL FOURS, AND SOLOMON STANE REMAINS BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! POTENTIALLY, KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS!

Tyrone Montgomery: ALRIGHT, NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO GET SOLOMON DOWN TO THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR! LIKE YOU MENTIONED, HE COULD BE KNOCKED OUT!

Rich Russillo: BUT SOLOMON STANE WAS BEATING XANDER UP IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY, AND I DONT THINK XANDER HAS FORGOTTEN THAT AT ALL! HE CERTAINLY HASNT FORGOTTEN BEING STAPLED IN THE FOREHEAD EITHER WITH OUR NOTES!

Tyrone Montgomery: YOURE RIGHT, HENCE WHY HES NOT GOING TO LET SOLOMON STANE OFF THAT EASY AS HE SLITHERS OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Rich Russillo: XANDER IS DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE RING, LOOKING TO PULL OUT A WEAPON OF HIS OWN!

Persephone: Electrocution can wait! I, for one, am excited to see what these two maniacs can conjure up against each other!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND XANDER BEGINS TO SLIDE OUT… A TABLE!

Rich Russillo: THIS PLACE HAS COME UNGLUED! YOU KNOW WRESTLING FANS LOVE THEIR TABLES!

(Xander slides out the head of the table, and looks over at Maximus and Historia, who are loving this. Going crazy over the table being introduced.)

Tyrone Montgomery: FANS ARENT THE ONLY ONES EXCITED WITH THE NEWFOUND “FURNITURE” BEING INTRODUCED BY XANDER PAYNE!

Rich Russillo: XANDER SLIDES THE TABLE IN THE RING, AND SLIDES ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR- SCRATCH THAT, MAKE IT A SECOND IN THERE AS WELL FOR ADDED BONUS! HAVING DUG BACK UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR THAT ONE ALSO!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER RE-ENTERS THE RING, AND MARCHES TOWARD SOLOMON, WHO HAS MELTED DOWN IN THE CORNER! SITTING HIMSELF IN THERE! XANDER APPROACHES HIM, AND DELIVERS MULTIPLE STOMPS TO SOLOMON!

Rich Russillo: XANDER IS AIMING HIGH FOR THOSE STOMPS! HITTING SOLOMON DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD! EVEN THOUGH STANE IS DOING HIS BEST TO COVER UP AT THE MOMENT!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON IS STUNNED IN THAT CORNER, AND XANDER PAYNE GRABS HOLD OF THE TABLE! BEGINNING TO PROP IT UP IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! XANDER HAS CRUEL INTENTIONS! THAT PART IS OBVIOUS!

Rich Russillo: XANDER MARCHES TOWARD SOLOMON IN THE CORNER ONCE AGAIN, AND PULLS HIM UP BY THE HAIR! XANDER HOISTS SOLOMON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE FIREMAN CARRY, AND BEGINS CHARGING TOWARD THE TABLE PROPPED UP IN THE CORNER!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT SOLOMON STANE SLIPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF XANDER!

Persephone: Damn!

Rich Russillo: XANDER HALTS HIS MOMENTUM AS HE ALMOST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF- BUT TURNS AROUND! WANDERING RIGHT INTO… A SPINEBUSTER BY SOLOMON STANE!

Tyrone Montgomery: SPINNING SPINEBUSTER BY SOLOMON, AND STANE MOUNTS ON TOP OF XANDER TO DELIVER REPEATED PUNCHES TO THE SKULL! ENDING IT OFF WITH A HUGE JUMPING STOMP TO THE HEAD AS WELL!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON GRABS THOSE TWO STEEL CHAIRS SLID IN BY XANDER PAYNE, AND BEGINS PROPPING THEM UP! SOLOMON STANDS THE CHAIRS UP, AND PRESSES THE SEATS TOGETHER! FORMING AN ALMOST CHAIR BRIDGE BETWEEN BOTH!

Persephone: I’ll give it an A for creativity! Now, someone should go through that thing!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON REACHES DOWN, AND GRABS XANDER BY THE THROAT WITH ONE HAND! DRAGGING HIM UP TO A VERTICAL BASE!

Rich Russillo: XANDER IS GOOZLED BY SOLOMON STANE! CURRENTLY, NOWHERE TO GO! STANE IS EYEING THOSE TWO CHAIRS, LOOKING TO SLAM DOWN XANDER ONTO THE SEATS OF BOTH OF THEM WITH A TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!!! :damn:

Tyrone Montgomery: NO! XANDER HAS STILL FIGHT IN HIM TO AVOID IT, LEAPING OUT OF RANGE FOR THE CHOKESLAM AS SOLOMON STANE WAS LIFTING HIM UP! SOLOMON STANE SPINS AROUND-

Rich Russillo: STANE SPINS AROUND, AND EATS A KICK TO THE GUT BY XANDER! SOLOMON STANE IS DOUBLED OVER, AND XANDER LOOKS AROUND! THE CROWD IS RALLY BEHIND HIM AS HE HOOKS SOLOMON UP FOR THE ROLLING RELEASE SUPLEX!

Tyrone Montgomery: ROLLING RELEASE SUPLEX BY XANDER, AND SOLOMON CRASHES ONTO THE SEATS OF BOTH CHAIRS! CAUSING THEM TO BEND! SOLOMON STANE HAS BECOME A VICTIM OF HIS CREATION AS HE WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS!

Rich Russillo: XANDER STUMBLES AROUND MOMENTARILY BEFORE LEANING HIMSELF UP AGAINST THE APRON! THE DAMAGE INFLICTED BY SOLOMON IS BEGINNING TO TAKE A TOLL ON XANDER!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT XANDER GRITS THROUGH THE PAIN INFLICTED THUS FAR, AND HE ROLLS OUT THE RING! XANDER IS LOOKING TO INTRODUCE ANOTHER WEAPON!

Persephone: You make it sound like a bad thing! If you ask me, you can never introduce ENOUGH weapons!

Tyrone Montgomery: There is no limit to how many weapons either of these men can introduce, and use against each other, which is the scary part!

Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE REACHES UNDER THE RING, AND RETRIEVES… A KENDO STICK! XANDER HAS A KENDO STICK, AND SLIDES IN THE RING AS SOLOMON RISES TO BOTH KNEES!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER APPROACHES WHILE RAISING THE KENDO STICK HIGH, LOOKING TO DO SOME SERIOUS DAMA- OH! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW BY SOLOMON STANE!

Rich Russillo: THAT WILL PREVENT XANDER FROM HAVING ANY MORE KIDS!

Persephone: Good. The less HE makes, the better.

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER COLLAPSES TO ALL FOURS, STRUGGLING TO STAND AFTER THAT LOW BLOW! AND SOLOMON STANE SEES AN OPPORTUNITY WITH THE KENDO STICK THAT XANDER PAYNE DROPPED AS A RESULT!

Rich Russillo: STANE GRABS THE KENDO STICK, AND RISES BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! PAYNE STILL HASNT RISEN FROM ALL FOURS, AND SOLOMON STANE CRACKS HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT KENDO STICK! THAT SHOT ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!

Tyrone Montgomery: THAT CANE SHOT IS SOMETHING XANDER IS GOING TO GO HOME WITH, AND FEEL FOR AT LEAST A WEEK!

Rich Russillo: XANDER JOLTS UP TO BOTH KNEES FROM THAT KENDO STICK, AND SOLOMON STANDS BEHIND XANDER! FORCING TO BITE DOWN ONTO THAT KENDO STICK AS HE FLATTENS HIM ONTO THE CANVAS FOR A CAMEL CLUTCH! MODIFIED KENDO STICK CAMEL CLUTCH!

Tyrone Montgomery: STANE CALLS THIS THE ATONEMNENT! HE HAS THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS THE MOUTH OF XANDER, FORCING HIM TO BITE DOWN ONTO IT, AND SOLOMON PULLS BACK WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF REMORSE IN HIS EYES AGAINST XANDER!

Persephone: Ha! Xander Payne has nowhere else to go! He’s in trouble!

Rich Russillo: XANDER HAS NOWHERE TO GO! OBVIOUSLY, ROPE BREAK WONT BREAK THINGS UP FOR XANDER PAYNE!

Tyrone Montgomery: YES, AND SOLOMON STANE CONTINUES PULLING BACK IN THAT CAMEL CLUTCH BEFORE FINALLY RISING UP OFF XANDER PAYNE!

Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE GASPS FOR AIR, STRUGGLING TO BREATHE AS HE ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN! COUGHING!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER PAYNE EXITS THE RING BY ROLLING OUT, HOPING TO CREATE A BIT OF SEPARATION FROM SOLOMON!

Rich Russillo: PAYNE REMAINS STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE AFTER HE ROLLED OUT, AND LEANS UP AGAINST THE APRON! STILL STRUGGLING TO BREATHE!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON STANE FOLLOWS HIM OUT THERE WITH THAT KENDO STICK IN HAND, AND XANDER PAYNE LEANS HIMSELF UP AGAINST THE RINGPOST AS HE TURNED AROUND TO FACE SOLOMON-

Rich Russillo: OH, THANK GOD! XANDER PAYNE DUCKED UNDERNEATH A KENDO STICK SWING AT HIS HEAD, AND SOLOMON HIT THE RINGPOST INSTEAD! CAUSING THE KENDO STICK TO DROP OUT HIS HANDS!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT XANDER PAYNE TAKES ADVANTAGE, AND PICKS IT UP HIMSELF AS SOLOMON TURNS AROUND- BOOM! SOLOMON STANE GETS STRUCK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THAT KENDO STICK!

Persephone: I could hear it echo throughout the arena! God, I love the sound of those!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE DROPS TO A KNEE, STRUGGLING TO A STAND AS HE LEANS UP AGAINST THE APRON FOR SUPPORT! MEANWHILE, XANDER LOOKS DOWN AT HIS KENDO STICK, AND-

(**CRACK!!**)

Tyrone Montgomery: WHAT THE- XANDER JUST BROKE THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS HIS KNEE!

Rich Russillo: AND XANDER TOSSES ONE END ASIDE, STICKING THE OTHER END INTO SOLOMON STANE’S MOUTH!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER IS USING THE SPLINTERED END OF THAT KENDO STICK TO CUT THE INNER CHEEK OF SOLOMON STANE! CANT SAY YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS OFTEN!

Persephone: Again, I question letting your kids watch something to this extent. But eh, I’m not here to give Xander Payne parenting advice, despite the fact he so desperately needs it.

Rich Russillo: XANDER FINALLY REMOVES THAT KENDO STICK FROM SOLOMON’S MOUTH, AND YOU CAN SEE THE JAGGED EDGE OF THAT KENDO STICK BE SOAKED IN BLOOD FROM SOLOMON’S MOUTH! WHICH BLOOD BEGINS LEAKING OUT!

Tyrone Montgomery: STANE IS BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH AS HE BEGINS COUGHING, AND XANDER LOOKS AT THAT JAGGED EDGE OF THE KENDO STICK ONCE AGAIN! HE ISNT DONE WITH SOLOMON STANE YET, AND RAISES THE KENDO STICK HIGH! GOING TO STAB IT INTO HIS FOREHEAD NEXT!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON GETS HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK, LUCKILY! TRYING TO STOP XANDER FROM BRINGING THAT PIECE OF KENDO STICK CLOSE TO HIS FOREHEAD! BUT GIVEN HIS WEAKENED STATE, SOLOMON STANE MIGHT BE LOSING THIS BATTLE!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER CONTINUES PUSHING DOWN AGAINST SOLOMON STANE UNTILLL- OOH! THERE IT IS! XANDER BEGINS STABBING INTO HIS FOREHEAD WITH THAT JAGGED EDGE OF THE KENDO STICK!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS BLOOD BEGINS TO TRICKLE FROM HIS FOREHEAD!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND SOLOMON DOES MANAGE TO OVERPOWER XANDER AGAIN MOMENTARILY, PUSHING THE KENDO STICK OFF FROM HIS FOREHEAD!

Rich Russillo: XANDER SPINS AROUND FROM THE FORCE AS THE KENDO STICK FLIES OUT HIS HANDS, AND SOLOMON STANE ROLLS BACK INSIDE THE RING TO ESCAPE! CREATING SPACE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND XANDER, SOMETHING HE DESPERATELY NEEDS AT THE MOMENT!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER PAYNE HAS FOUND HIMSELF FIRMLY IN CONTROL OF THIS CONTEST, AND SOON, SOLOMON STANE WONT HAVE MUCH LEFT TO FIGHT OFF BEING DRAGGED UP THAT RAMP FOR ELECTROCUTION!

Rich Russillo: Still, it feels weird to say. I mean, the violence is one thing, but to have in the back of your mind as well that one of these men is going to get placed in the electric chair!

Persephone: Yes, that’s the exact most exciting part of this match! What’s wrong with you guys?!

Tyrone Montgomery: Uh… nothing.

Persephone: 🤷‍♀️

Rich Russillo: Solomon Stane shakes the cobwebs out of his head in the ring as he begins stirring. But Xander Payne remains on the outside, doing some more digging underneath there!

Tyrone Montgomery: Xander Payne has retrieved yet ANOTHER table! But this time, sets it up ringside!

Rich Russillo: Payne hops on the apron afterwards- ONLY FOR SOLOMON TO COME MARCHING TOWARD HIM! BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A SHOULDER THRUST THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON DOUBLES OVER, AND PAYNE GRABS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! DIRECTING SOLOMON TOWARDS THE CORNER BEFORE HE BOUNCES HIM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON IS GLAZED OVER, AND XANDER CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! DRAGGING STANE UP THERE WITH HIM FOR A SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER CONNECTED WITH A SUPERPLEX EARLIER! CAN HE HIT HIT AGAIN?!

Rich Russillo: NO! BECAUSE SOLOMON STANE BLOCKS THE ATTEMPT BY XANDER, AND BEGINS FIGHTING IT OFF WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE! HELPING HIM ESCAPE FROM PAYNE’S GRIP!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND SOLOMON RAKES XANDER IN THE EYES BEFORE DROPPING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! XANDER TRIES TO CLEAR HIS VISION WHILE DOUBLING OVER, BUT SOLOMON DOESNT ALLOW HIM MUCH ROOM TO RECOVER! GRABBING XANDER BY THE THROAT, AND SHOVING HIM OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!

Rich Russillo: LAUNCHING PAYNE THROUGH THE TABLE RINGSIDE!!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER PAYNE JUST CRASHED AND BURNED THROUGH THAT TABLE!

Persephone: :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol: What an idiot!

Rich Russillo: XANDER LIES IN THAT RUBBLE, AND IS ALREADY STIRRING! WHICH CAUSES SOLOMON TO GESTURE SOMETHING TO TRIXIE!

Tyrone Montgomery: Trixie begins walking towards the timekeepers area as Solomon slides out the ring, and slides Xander back into it!

Rich Russillo: Xander is dazed from going through that table, but is trying to get his wits about him here as he slowly makes his way back to a vertical base! Meanwhile, Solomon Stane sticks his hand through the middle rope, and receives the Hardcore Championship from Trixie! Guess that was what he was telling her to grab!

Tyrone Montgomery: Xander makes it back to his feet, and turns around… RIGHT INTO A SHOT FROM SOLOMON STANE WITH THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! STANE BUILT MOMENTUM, AND CAUGHT XANDER DIRECTLY IN THE SKULL!

Rich Russillo: XANDER WAS HIT SQUARE IN HIS FOREHEAD, AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD START TO FORM AS SOLOMON STANE THROWS THE TITLE DOWN! PULLING XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET!

Tyrone Montgomery: SOLOMON PULLS XANDER INTO POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB, AIMED DIRECTLY FOR THAT TABLE PROPPED UP IN THE CORNER EARLIER BY XANDER! SOLOMON GOES TO LIFT XANDER PAYNE UP-

Rich Russillo: BUT XANDER EXPLODES FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, AND SCOOPS SOLOMON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! PROCEEDING TO DRIVE HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Tyrone Montgomery: DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH MEN LIE IN THAT RUBBLE!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! 👏 THIS IS AWESOME! 👏 THIS IS AWESOME! 👏

Rich Russillo: THIS IS AWESOME, INDEED!

Persephone: It’s hard to disagree! They’re not doing half bad for a Xander Payne match!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER ROLLS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE CAN BARELY STAND AT THE MOMENT, BUT HAS ONE MORE TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE AS HE DROPS TO ALL FOURS, AND REACHES UNDERNEATH THE RING!

Rich Russillo: XANDER THEN PULLS OUT A BLACK BAG! PAYNE ROLLS INTO THE RING, AND IN THE PAST, WE SAW HE HAD HANDCUFFS IN THERE AGAINST LIMMY MONAGHAN!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT THIS TIME, IT IS MUCH, MUCH WORSE AS HE EMPTIES IT TO REVEAL THUMBTACKS! SPREADING THEM ON THE CANVAS! :lupe:

Persephone: This day keeps getting better.

Rich Russillo: TRIXIE STANE HOPS UP ON THE APRON, AND XANDER PAYNE THREATENS HER TO NOT ENTER THE RING- BUT SOLOMON STANE BLASTS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING FOREARM!

Tyrone Montgomery: STANE GRABS A HANDFUL OF THUMBTACKS FROM OFF THE GROUND, AND BEGINS POURING THEM INTO XANDER’S MOUTH!

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON LIFTS XANDER UP, AND STRIKES HIM WITH A DEVASTATING GOURDBUSTER GTS!

Tyrone Montgomery: ODINS EYE CAUSES THE THUMBTACKS TO GO FLYING FROM XANDER PAYNE’S MOUTH AS HE DROPS TO ALL FOURS!

Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE IS REELING AS SOLOMON STANE RUNS OFF THE ROPES-

Tyrone Montgomery: PAYNE! PAYNE POPS HIM UP FOR THE LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB INTO THE TACKS!

Persephone: Don’t tell me Xander Payne is going to somehow win this.

Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE WRITHES IN PAIN BEFORE ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE, AND BEGINNING TO MAKE HIS WAY UP THE RAMP!

Tyrone Montgomery: PERHAPS ITS ADRENALINE ALLOWING STANE TO SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, STILL BE STANDING AFTER THAT LAST SEDATION!

Rich Russillo: I IMAGINE IT IS! THE ADRENALINE RUSH FROM THOSE TACKS STICKING INTO YOUR BACK! BUT THE PAIN MIGHT BE STARTING TO SINK IN AS STANE DROPS TO ALL FOURS ON THE RAMP AREA, AND XANDER QUICKLY CATCHES UP TO HIM!

Tyrone Montgomery: PAYNE GRABS STANE BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MINI-TRON!

Rich Russillo: PAYNE GRABS HOLD OF SOLOMON AS HE DROPS TO ALL FOURS ONCE AGAIN, AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR ON THE STAGE! PAYNE PLACES HIM IN IT, BUT NEEDS TO GET THOSE ARMS STRAPPED IN!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER IS STRUGGLING AT THE MOMENT AS SOLOMON THRASHES AROUND- BUT TRIXIE STANE IS THERE TO BAIL HER HUSBAND OUT! HOPPING ONTO XANDER’S BACK!

Rich Russillo: XANDER FLAILS AROUND, AND CANT QUITE SHAKE TRIXIE STANE BEFORE FLINGING HER OVER HIS SHOULDER! TRIXIE HITS HARD ON THE STAGE’S STEEL, AND XANDER TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO HER HUSBAND-

Tyrone Montgomery: SO IT SHALL BE! DISCUS BIG BOOT BY SOLOMON STANE CAUGHT XANDER PAYNE FLUSH ON THE STAGE!

Rich Russillo: STANE SAW WHAT XANDER DID TO TRIXIE AS SHE FAVORS HER BACK, AND MOUNTS HIM WITH ANGER! UNLEASHING HELL ON XANDER WITH LEFTS AND RIGHT HANDS DELIVERED!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND SOLOMON IS SEEING RED! UNRELENTING IN HIS ASSAULT!

Persephone: If you notice, Xander’s brats don’t look to be having fun anymore.

Tyrone Montgomery: NO, THE ENTIRE FAMILY IS WATCHING ON WITH CONCERN AS SOLOMON STANE CONTINUES BEATING XANDER INTO A BLOODY PULP!

Rich Russillo: BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO FORM ON THE FIST OF SOLOMON STANE, WHO STARTS TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH FOREARMS! AND ELBOWS! GROUND AND POUND ASSAULT BY THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!

Tyrone Montgomery: XANDER IS OUT, SOLOMON! STOP THIS!

Rich Russillo: TRIXIE FINALLY INTERJECTS HERSELF, REMINDING SOLOMON OF THE OBJECTIVE, AND STANE SEEMS TO SNAP OUT OF IT!

Tyrone Montgomery: NOW, HE DRAGS XANDER OVER TO THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND STARTS STRAPPING HIM IN!

Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE BARELY HAS AN IDEA WHATS GOING ON AFTER THAT RUTHLESS BEATDOWN FROM SOLOMON! AND STANE IS GOING TO PULL THE LEVER!

(Suddenly, Peyton Payne hops over the barricade on the verge of tears, and runs up the ramp. Throwing the towel in, and pleading with Solomon to stop as his hand is on the lever.)

Peyton Payne: (off-mic) Stop, stop, stop, stop! It’s over, please!

(Solomon looks at the towel, and shrugs. However, the throwing of the towel leaves the referee with no choice but to signal for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… SOLOMON STANE!

(Solomon takes his hand off the lever as Peyon tearfully rushes over to Xander’s aid, shielding him from Solomon, who brushes her off in favor of getting his championship handed to him by the referee. Both Solomon and Trixie pose on the stage to a negative reaction from fans.)

Persephone: That… that’s it?? That bitch threw in the towel?! I came to see one of these men get electrocuted! What a ripoff!

Tyrone Montgomery: Persephone, you’re the only sadist in the building tonight. But I’m glad that Xander Payne was able to avoid electrocution tonight.

Rich Russillo: Xander put up a good fight, but in the end, Solomon Stane caught him with that discus big boot, and it was academic from there as Stane unloaded with the ground and pound!

Tyrone Montgomery: Xander Payne was beaten into unconsciousness by Solomon, and the Hardcore Champion sends another message here for anyone that plans to step to him in the future.

(Maximus and Historia are upset with their father’s loss, still in the front row as Solomon and Trixie Stane head to the back, leaving Peyton and Xander on the stage area. Peyton is crying, and begins to unstrap Xander from the electric chair as he barely is showing any signs of life-)

(**BUZZ!!**)

(Suddenly, sparks begin to fly, and since she was unstrapping him, Peyton begins to convulse too as the electric chair has been set off.)

Tyrone Montgomery: HEY, WHAT THE-

Rich Russillo: WHAT?!

Tyrone Montgomery: NO- NO WAY!

(Peyton Payne drops, and Xander Payne lies motionless in his chair with slight convulsions from the electricity, leaving everyone in the arena in shock, including Maximus and Historia who just watched as both their parents just got electrocuted.)

Tyrone Montgomery: I- I have no words.

Rich Russillo; M-Me neither!

Tyrone Montgomery: How could you do this?!

(Finally, it’s revealed the man everyone is stunned at the actions of…)

(Limmy Monaghan.)

(Limmy is seen standing at the lever, having pulled it himself with no remorse.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Limmy, how could you do such a thing??

Rich Russillo: I understand the rivalry between both men, but cmon! This is too much! There was no need- especially with the man’s children in the front row, who just had to witness their father and mother get ELECTROCUTED FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Persephone: For as much as I’m enjoying this, even I know that’s a bit cold. :yikes.

(Limmy Monaghan looks around at the stunned crowd momentarily, but simply focuses on Xander’s limp body in the chair with a blank, yet hateful expression on his face before heading to the back as referees rush past him. The officials quickly begin tending to Xander and Peyton as the cameras fade elsewhere.)

(A commercial airs for mental health awareness featuring Drake King, although he doesn’t know he is the star of it. Between the birth of Gary Daniels and now this throwback to his ‘ok’ days, there is clearly something broken inside this man and he really needs help. Please take mental health seriously.)

(The next match graphic appears.)

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(The camera opens to show Bella Braxton standing at ringside instead of in the ring.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…

Crowd: (Off mic) ONE FALL!!!

Bella Braxton: AND IT IS AN ELECTRIC EEL DEATH MATCH!

Crowd: (Off mic) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Bella Braxton: THERE ARE NO COUNT OUTS, NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, NO PINFALLS, AND NO SUBMISSIONS! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO THROW YOUR OPPONENT INTO THE TANK FILLED WITH ELECTRIC EELS!

(The camera pans to show the ring that has been quickly converted during the commercial break. The EAW ring we all know has been replaced. The typical ring apron now shows a full aquarium the size of the traditional ring with reinforced glass walls. Inside the aquarium are approximately one hundred electric eels swimming around, gnashing their teeth at one another.)

(The traditional ropes and mat are still atop the aquarium, but a five foot by five foot square opening now sits in the middle of the ring that leads directly into the dangerous water below. There are several black crates with various weapons at the ringside area and officials wearing rubberized gear are standing at the ready.)

Crowd: (Off mic) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(“My Own Summer” by Deftones blares through the arena speakers as Selina Reyes steps out onto the stage followed by Candice Blair. She wears a large pair of horns and a long red jacket that she removes to reveal her ring gear as she poses on the stage.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Amritsar, Punjab, India by way of San Antonio, Texas… accompanied by Candice Blair… the Oryx Queen… SEEEELLIINNNAAAA RRRRREEEYYYYEEEESSSS!!!

(Selina and Candice now make their way down the ramp. Selina has her eyes focused on the aquarium that is the ring for this match. Candice tries to coach and advise her as they make their way down.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Selina Reyes is coming up on one year in EAW after joining right at the start of the season. She’s had her ups and downs but she has certainly made her presence felt!

Rich Russillo: Agreed! And she is looking to add to that rookie resume with a big win here at Shock Value! If she can walk out victorious tonight that will give her some serious momentum headed into the road to Pain for Pride!

Persephone: She’s annoying, almost as annoying as her little valet. These two come out running their mouths but what does it ever get them? Usually nothing more than giving me a reason to invest in a bottle of Ambien so I can get through this faster.

(Selina steps up the stairs and into the ring, removing her horns in a theatrical way for the hard camera before stopping to examine the hole that leads to the eels.)

(“Juno” by Sarina Carpenter then cuts through the arena as Ashlynn Quinn walks out wearing a ‘Miss Voltage’ sash and a tiara. She steps out waving to her public as she walks across the stage.)

Bella Braxton: And her opponent… from Los Angeles, California… she is Miss Voltage… AASSSHHHLLYYYYNNNNNNNNN QUIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

(Ashlynn makes her way down the ramp, stopping to interact with a little seven year old girl in a princess dress as she goes. Ashlynn takes off her sash and offers it to the girl. When the girl accepts… Ashlynn yanks it away from the child.)

Ashlynn Quinn: (Off mic) NOT FOR UGGOS, BITCH!

(Ashlynn then laughs and proceeds to strut down the ramp as though it’s her own universe.)

Persephone: Oh gawd and then there’s this bitch…

Rich Russillo: The reigning Miss Voltage certainly makes her own presence known in her own ways. Ashlynn Quinn has made enemies, most certainly including Selina Reyes and Candice Blair, but you can’t deny her talent all the same. She’s proven to be a capable hand in the ring even though some things have come through less than honorable means.

Tyrone Montgomery: Well she will have to contend with both Candice and Selina at once in this match given the no disqualification factor, and she already gives up a big height advantage to Selina as it is. So how a match type like this ends up going for our resident beauty queen is going to be something to see one way or another!

(Ashlynn walks up to the ring, stopping to look at the electric eels and signaling that they look gross to her. She then steps up the stairs and poses on the apron before removing her sash and tiara. As she climbs in the ring, she looks down at the five by five hole in the ring and takes her corner.)

(The officials outside check with both women and collectively signal for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Tyrone Montgomery: And here we go! No rules! The first one to get tossed all the way down into the tank of electric eels will lose this contest!

Rich Russillo: Both women taking in their surroundings as this modified platform of a ring will serve its own challenges and require a certain adaptation! They’ll have to stay mindful of the opening in the center of the ring which could prove challenging for two high paced athletes who typically use momentum to their advantages! Now having to pace and consider each movement!

Persephone: Not to mention the threat those eels will pose. Did you know they can actually jump out of the water with the right momentum?

Tyrone Montgomery: I mean I guess that makes sense but…

Persephone: And that it’s actually specialized cells in their body that produce the electricity at up to four hundred times per second? The cells are called electrocytes.

Rich Russillo: …anyway…

Tyrone Montgomery: Selina makes the first move of the contest! She moves around that central opening and grabs Ashlynn by the head! Immediately looking to get the advantage going and smashing her shoulder into Quinn! Miss Voltage is knocked backwards into the corner and Reyes goes to work! Laying in shots!

Rich Russillo: BUT ASHLYNN TURNS THROUGH! SHE SLIPS OUT AND SHOVES SELINA INTO THE CORNER! TAKING A FEW SHOTS OF HER OWN! SHE GRABS SELINA BY THE WRIST AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE CORNER! IRISH WHIP! ASHLYNN SENDS SELINA RUNNING RIGHT AT THAT PIT OF ELECTRIC EELS!

Tyrone Montgomery: SELINA LEAPS OVER THE OPENING IN THE MAT! WATER IS ALREADY SPLASHING UP FROM THE MOMENTUM OF THESE TWO MOVING AND THAT’S GOING TO MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO KEEP FOOTING NEAR THE HOLE AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Selina manages to find herself some safety on the other side, having just barely realized before having to jump over the gap!

Persephone: Hopefully one of them falls in soon! One of these versus a pit of electric eels is way more interesting than watching them fight! Ashlynn is trying to chase after Reyes now and moves around the opening in the mat!

Rich Russillo: But Selina stays aware and turns to meet her opponent! The two lock up and Reyes now using her size to her advantage! She tries to overpower Quinn and gain leverage over her! She pulls and pushes— OH BUT QUINN QUICKLY SHOVES REYES’S ARMS AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A SLAP DIRECTLY ACROSS THE FACE! BOTH WOMEN NOW EXCHANGING BLOWS! NO LOVE LOST HERE! REYES GETTING THE BETTER OF THIS EXCHANGE! BUT THERE’S QUINN WITH THE THUMB TO THE EYE OF REYES!

Tyrone Montgomery: All legal in this contest! This deathmatch is not even into first gear so don’t lose your shit over a thumb to the eye! And speaking of! Ashlynn slips out of the ring and immediately goes to one of the crates on the outside! Under the ring itself has been converted to the electric eel aquarium but this is still a Deathmatch and this is still an EAW Voltage production! We wouldn’t go on without some weaponry available!

Rich Russillo: And here comes Ashlynn now sporting a baseball bat! Looking to brutalize her opponent! BUT CANDICE BLAIR STEPS IN FRONT OF HER!

Persephone: UGH! WHO LET HER OUT HERE?!? CAN’T THEY KEEP THESE FUCKING AVAS IN THEIR KENNELS SINCE THEY CAN NEVER JUST BEHAVE?!?

Tyrone Montgomery: Candice trying to stop Ashlynn from getting back in the ring with that baseball bat and using it on Selina! But Ashlynn shoves Candice away and yells at her! Ashlynn is clearly unhappy with the distraction in what is meant to be a one on one encounter! Selina climbs up into the ring— BUT IS MET WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK FROM SELINA! QUINN IS DROPPED TO THE MAT AND REYES GRABS THAT BASEBALL BAT! SHE TURNS IT AROUND AND DRIVES THE KNOB OF THE BAT DOWN DIRECTLY INTO ASHLYNN’S SPINE!

Rich Russillo: AND SHE IS NOT DONE! SHE REARS BACK WITH THE BAT AND DRIVES IT DOWN INTO THE BACK OF ASHLYNN’S HEAD! REYES TRYING TO END THIS THING EARLY HERE! SHE GRABS QUINN BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HER UP TO HER FEET! REYES TAKES MISS VOLTAGE AND GOES TO TOSS HER INTO THE EEL PIT!

Persephone: FUCK! QUINN MANAGES TO GRAB THE EDGE OF THE OPENING IN THE MAT AND HOLD HERSELF IN PLACE! SHE BATTLES BACK AGAINST GOING INTO THE WATER AND NOW THROWING ELBOWS BACKWARDS AND INTO THE RIBS OF SELINA! Reyes finally lets go and Quinn scrambles away from the pit of electric eels and over to the corner! She almost gasps as she realizes how close she was to losing this match and likely having the plastic eaten right out of her face!

Tyrone Montgomery: But she can’t stay there long! Selina moves in now! AND SHE CLOTHESLINES ASHLYNN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH WOMEN FALL OUT TO THE FLOOR!

Rich Russillo: Reyes recovers quickly! She moves in and looks to hit something big— ALAMO KNEE!!

Persephone: MISSED! ASHLYNN SIDE STEPS IT! SELINA’S KNEE CONNECTS WITH THE BARRICADE AND SHE IS IN PAIN! QUINN MAKES HER MOVE NOW! SHE GRABS SELINA BY THE HEAD!! THE MACHINATION CONNECTS! THE REVERSE STO INTO THE BACKBREAKER!

Tyrone Montgomery: Selina in pain as Ashlynn now looking for her next big move! Quinn searching around the ringside area! She reaches into the timekeepers area and now she pulls out a steel chair!

Rich Russillo: AND NOW MISS VOLTAGE LAYS INTO SELINA REYES REPEATEDLY WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! SHOTS TO THE BODY! THE KNEE! THE HEAD! TRYING TO DESTROY HER OPPONENT!

Tyrone Montgomery: You aren’t kidding! She takes Selina by the head! And now opening up that chair and placing it around the neck of the Oryx Queen! Reyes is in danger here! But Ashlynn isn’t done! She moves to the nearby crate and reaches in… AND GRABS A SPOOL OF BARBED WIRE! AND SHE PULLS THE BASEBALL BAT OUT OF THE RING FROM BEFORE! ASHLYNN QUINN NOW WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE BASEBALL BAT AS SHE REAPPROACHES THE HELPLESS SELINA! THIS COULD END SELINA’S CAREER!

Persephone: She has her in position! HERE IT GOES!!

(**CRACK**)

Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR FROM BEHIND WITH A KENDO STICK TO THE BACK OF ASHLYNN QUINN! She manages to save Selina and now Candice taking out all of her anger towards Ashlynn in this onslaught with that kendo stick! All legal in this match! Ashlynn trying to cover herself up and not take too much damage but Candice not letting up! You can see red welts already forming on Ashlynn’s body as she writhes in pain!

Tyrone Montgomery: And Selina now getting that chair off of her neck and trying to get back into the fold here! Both Candice and Selina now grabbing Ashlynn and looking to do some damage— AND THEY RUN ASHLYNN HEAD FIRST INTO THE AQUARIUM WALL THAT MAKES UP THE RING APRON RIGHT NOW! ASHLYNN GOT AN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL LOOK AT A FEW OF THOSE ELECTRIC EELS! HER HEAD BOUNCED OFF AND SHE IS DAZED RIGHT NOW!

Rich Russillo: Ashlynn is the one in danger now as Candice and Selina look to continue their assault and put this match to bed! Selina now grabbing Ashlynn and trying to roll her into the ring—

Persephone: BUT ASHLYNN REACHED DOWN AND GOT A HAND ON THAT BARBED WIRE BAT! AND SHE SWINGS IT UP AND INTO THE RIBS OF SELINA REYES! SELINA REELS IN PAIN AND ASHLYNN IS SWINGING WILDLY IN DEFENSE OF HERSELF! CANDICE JUST DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS THAT BARBED WIRE BAT BARELY MISSES HER FACE!

Rich Russillo: Ashlynn rolls Selina into the ring now and follows up with herself and her new toy! She has a different type of resolve on her face now as she is looking to severely punish Selina Reyes for her crimes! Ashlynn is now standing over her—

Tyrone Montgomery: AND SHE BARRAGES SELINA WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! THE BARBS STICKING AND PULLING AT SELINA’S FLESH WITH EVERY CONNECTION! ASHLYNN IS DEALING OUT PUNISHMENT HERE AND MAKING SURE SELINA WON’T SOON FORGET WHAT SHE IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW!

Persephone: This bitch looks pissed, and she’s wanting to take all of it out on Selina! Ashlynn dropping down on top of the bloodied and bruising body of Selina Reyes and now applying a crossface submission! Ashlynn’s trying to wear out what life is in her opponent!

Rich Russillo: Selina is calling out in pain and looking for her escape! But the ropes won’t save her in this match up! No rope breaks and no disqualifications! No pin falls and no submissions! The only way out is the eel tank!

Tyrone Montgomery: Selina is hurting and she can’t seem to find any way to escape! Ashlynn is making sure to do some real damage right now to the arm and neck and Selina is feeling the full effects! Selina scrambling! She may pass out—

Rich Russillo: SELINA REACHED INTO THE POOL WITH HER FREE ARM AND GRABBED AN ELECTRIC EEL BY THE TAIL! SHE SWINGS IT AROUND AND SMACKS ASHLYNN IN THE FACE WITH IT!

Persephone: Ashlynn recoils! She releases the submission hold almost stunned at what she was just attacked with! She tries to wipe away at her face—

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT NOW SELINA SMASHES ASHLYNN FACE FIRST TO THE MAT! AND NOW MOUNTING MISS VOLTAGE FROM BEHIND!

Persephone: Heh… bet she’s not the first to mount Miss Voltage from behind…

Rich Russillo: SELINA USING THE EEL THAT SHE PULLED OUT OF THE TANK! SHE WRAPS IT AROUND ASHLYNN’S NECK AND USES IT TO CHOKE HER! ASHLYNN GASPING FOR AIR NOW AS HER BREATHING IS CUT OFF!

Tyrone Montgomery: Folks from PETA are gonna have words to say about this! Expect some seriously strongly worded letters and accusations to be found in the garbage bin of the EAW corporate office on Monday! But Ashlynn is in serious trouble now if she can’t find some kind of escape! That eel is constricted hard around her throat and Selina does not seem like she is letting go!

Persephone: Did you know that electric eels aren’t actually eels? Technically they’re knife fish.

Tyrone Montgomery: :wtf:

Rich Russillo: Ashlynn is fading and Selina showing no sign of stopping! Pulling tighter and tighter! Wanting to fully incapacitate her opponent here—

Selina Reyes: (Off-mic) AAAHHHH!!

Ashlynn Quinn: (Off-mic) AAAHHHH!!

Tyrone Montgomery: THAT ELECTRIC KNIFE FISH EEL HAD ENOUGH AND IT SHOCKED THE FUCK OUT OF BOTH OF THEM! ASHLYNN IS FACE FIRST ON THE MAT AND SELINA FALLS BACKWARDS! THE SHOCK PUTTING BOTH WOMEN DOWN FOR A MOMENT! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING AROUND WITH A LIVE ANIMAL!

Persephone: Did you know that an electric eel’s school can be up to 860 volts? That’s more powerful than most tasers!

Rich Russillo: Persephone, where the hell is all this eel knowledge coming from?

Persephone: Well when they told us to make sure we did our homework to know what to talk about during this match, I didn’t want to pay anymore attention to the three bimbos out there than I already have to on a weekly basis. So instead I just scrolled a bunch of subway surfers TikToks that had electric eel facts on them.

Tyrone Montgomery: That tracks.

Rich Russillo: Well getting back to the action in the ring and not whatever Persephone’s For You page is now, Selina Reyes is now dragging Ashlynn closer to the opening in the mat! She has Miss Voltage by the head— AND SHOVES ASHLYNN’S FACE INTO THE WATER WITH THE EELS!

Tyrone Montgomery: ASHLYNN IS FLAILING AROUND! HER LUNGS LIKELY FILLING WITH WATER! SELINA TRYING TO FORCE THE REST OF ASHLYNN DOWN INTO THE WATER TO PUT A STOP TO ALL OF THIS! BUT ASHLYNN FIGHTING BACK! KEEPING HERSELF HELD IN PLACE SO SHE CANNOT FALL DOWN INTO THE PIT ANYMORE THAN SHE IS!

Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN NOW DIGGING HER FINGERNAILS BACK INTO THE CALF OF SELINA REYES! RIPPING AT SELINA’S FLESH! ASHLYNN HAS TO BE ESSENTIALLY OUT OF AIR DOWN THERE! SELINA JUST HAS TO HANG ON!

Persephone: BUT ASHLYNN RIPS AT THE HUNK OF LEG THAT SHE HAD HER NAILS IN! AND THE PAIN BECOMES TOO MUCH! SELINA FINALLY RELENTS!

Tyrone Montgomery: Ashlynn Quinn finally pulls her head out of that tank and gasps air into her lungs! Her head and hair are soaking wet and you can see where a coupe of eels already bit her on the face! Selina presses on her leg to try and slow the bleeding before standing back to her feet! She stumbles at first but manages to get her footing and start moving! She closes the gap and goes right after Ashlynn! Taking advantage while she still has the upper hand—

Rich Russillo: PINK STAR DIAMOND! THE CODEBREAKER! IT CONNECTS AND SELINA IS TAKEN DOWN! WHAT A MANEUVER BY ASHLYNN QUINN!

Persephone: But not much Ashlynn can do when she’s still barely breathing! Selina is taken out for the moment but that was clearly a desperation move for survival!

Tyrone Montgomery: Regardless! Both women still alive and fighting in this contest! Ashlynn now using the ropes to get back to a vertical base, the color finally returning to her face after so long without oxygen! Selina however is still barely moving after taking the Pink Star Diamond!

Rich Russillo: Ashlynn finally gets herself stable and stands over Selina! AND NOW LAYING IN VICIOUS KICKS TO THE CHEST OF REYES! STOMPING A MUD HOLE INTO HER OPPONENT AND TELLING HER TO GIVE UP!

Persephone: Oh I wish one of them would! Doesn’t look like I will get so lucky! Selina is trying still to get to her feet but Ashlynn is still going with those kicks! But seeing a chance for something more Ashlynn now grabs Selina by the hair and starts to pull her up to a vertical position! LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO SET UP FOR RED BOTTOMS!

Tyrone Montgomery: But Selina manages to push away just in time to avoid the Eat Defeat before Quinn can make it happen! Ashlynn is quick on the recovery though and moves in to keep up the pressure! WAIT—

(Candice Blair quickly slides something into the ring where Selina grabs it.)

Rich Russillo: Candice just slipped Selina some kind of small ball or something… WHATEVER IT WAS SELINA TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES IT INTO ASHLYNN’S FACE! AND ASHLYNN IS GASHED RIGHT AT THE CHEEK!

Tyrone Montgomery: It wasn’t a ball! It was some kind of pouch or a bag that she pulled out of those weapon crates! It’s a small black pouch but how can that have hurt Ashlynn and cut her open like that?!?

(Selina stands and opens the pouch before…)

Crowd: (Off-Mic) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Selina dumps a pile of thumb tacks out of the pouch and around the corner of the ring and smiles as she looks back at Ashlynn!)

Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN NEEDS TO LOOK UP! SHE IS UPSET NOW REALIZING THAT SHE HAS BEEN CUT OPEN AT THE FACE BUT THERE ARE MORE PRESSING DANGERS IN FRONT OF HER!

Persephone: That’s what she gets! Selina stalking her from behind! Ashlynn about to get up to her feet! Quinn turns around! AND A KICK TO THE STOMACH! ASHLYNN IS DOUBLED OVER! AND SELINA PULLS HER IN! HERE WE GO! ORYX AWAKENING ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT ASHLYNN MANAGES TO LIFT UP BEFORE SELINA CAN GET HER IN POSITION!! SHE DUMPS SELINA BEHIND HER AND DROPS SELINA BACKWARDS ONTO THE THUMBTACKS HERSELF! SELINA SHRIEKS IN PAIN AND TRIES TO ROLL AWAY FROM THE PILE OF THUMBTACKS! BUT AT LEAST A HUNDRED OF THEM ARE STICKING OUT OF HER FLESH NOW!

Rich Russillo: Ashlynn managed to save herself from what would have not only ended the match but likely left more scars than she could accept! Ashlynn now wiping the blood from her face and trying to get her composure back together so she can make some momentum! Selina is still writhing in pain and trying to yank the tacks out from her back!

Persephone: Any more than zero scars is more than she can accept! Ashlynn grabs that barbed wire baseball bat! She steps over and lifts it high over her head before bringing it down hard against Selina’s midsection! The barbs cutting at what unharmed flesh remains on Selina’s body and Ashlynn swinging that bat over and over again! Selina tries to cover herself up! Rolling over and pushing up to her knees in desperation—

Tyrone Montgomery: AND ASHLYNN SWINGS THE BAT FULL FORCE AGAINST THE SIDE OF SELINA’S SKULL! MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PUT HERSELF UP ON A TEE AT HOME PLATE! SELINA DROPS TO THE MAT AND SHE HAS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW!

Rich Russillo: Ashlynn has this pretty much wrapped up! All she has to do now is dump Selina into the water! And she’s trying to drag her over to do just that! Miss Voltage pulling her opponent over and has her at the edge of the hole in the mat! Ashlynn now pulling Selina up into a movable position… AND TOSSES HER IN!

(…)

(**SPLASH**)

(…)

Tyrone Montgomery: SELINA MANAGES TO SURVIVE!

Persephone: Her right leg went in but she managed to reach out and catch her right hand on the far edge of the pool and keep her left leg from falling in! But the electric eels in the tank are swarming her bloody right leg and looking for something to bite on to!

Rich Russillo: If she’s not quick to get out she’s going to get shocked or worse eaten alive!

Tyrone Montgomery: Your words to her ears! Selina scrambled to get her leg out of the pool by throwing herself across and using her right arm to get to the other side away from Ashlynn who was trying to knock Reyes all the way down into the water! BUT SHE HAS A GUEST! AN EEL HAS LATCHED ONTO HER THIGH AND MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT!

Persephone: You know, Electric Eels have one row of cone shaped teeth across both of their jaws? It’s almost more of a maw than a mouth.

Throne Montgomery: Alright, Discovery Channel. We get it.

Rich Russillo: SELINA SMACKS THE EEL TO TRY AND FORCE IT TO RELEASE BUT NO GOOD! AND SELINA CONVULSES AND DROPS TO THE MAT! THE EEL ELECTROCUTES HER! AND SELINA FALLS HARD TO THE MAT!!

Persephone: Ashlynn sees her chance to capitalize here! Selina is trying to recover but her muscles are still spasming! Ashlynn rushes to the other side of the ring as Selina tries to get to her knees! Ashlynn leaps into the ropes! BAD & BOUJEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: BUT CANDICE BLAIR LEAPS UP TO THE APRON AND GRABS ASHLYNN BY THE FACE! CANDICE WITH PUNCHES AND ELBOWS!! TEARING AWAY AT THE WOMAN WHO DEFEATED HER TO BECOME MISS VOLTAGE! TRYING TO SAVE SELINA FROM LOSING THIS MATCHUP!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT ASHLYNN GRABS CANDICE BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND RUNS HER ALONG THE APRON! ASHLYNN BOUNCES CANDICE’S SKULL OFF THE RING POST AND BLAIR IS STUNNED! Ashlynn has control now against both women! Looking to make her mark and finish things off! She looks around and— WHOA!!

Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN QUINN GRABS THE ELECTRIC EEL THAT JUST CAME OFF OF SELINA’S LEG AND SHOVES IT FACE FIRST INTO CANDICE BLAIR’S MOUTH!!!!!

Persephone: THE EEL IS LATCHED ONTO HER TOO! IT MUST HAVE A BITE ON CANDICE’S TONGUE OR SOMETHING! CANDICE IS TRYING TO SCREAM IN PAIN BUT HER MOUTH IS TOO FULL FOR IS TO HEAR ANYTHING!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND ASHLYNN NOW FOLLOWING UP WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST THAT SENDS CANDICE AND HER NEW MAKEOUT PARTNER CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! ASHLYNN LOOKING VERY PLEASED WITH HERSELF AS CANDICE NOW CONVULSES ON THE FLOOR FROM THE ELECTRIC EEL SHOCKING HER!

Rich Russillo: BUT SELINA REYES CATCHES HER FROM BEHIND! ALAMO KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THE BUSAIKU KNEE CONNECTS AND ASHLYNN QUINN FALLS AGAINST THE ROPES!

Tyrone Montgomery: Ashlynn may have finally eliminated Candice Blair from the equation but it gave Selina way too much time to recover! The Oryx Queen now looking to take this advantage and ride it straight to the winners circle! Ashlynn better figure out something quick because this isn’t looking good for her!

Persephone: Selina grabs Quinn from behind and pulls her in! Dropping her back with a German suplex to put her right next to the opening to the pit! Several electric eels are sitting right there and popping their heads up to try and get to their next meal early! Selina begins to roll Ashlynn over and just drop her into the water!

Rich Russillo: But whatever awareness Ashlynn has left is keeping her in this! She scrambles around! Looking for something to hold onto to keep herself alive! Some way to stay out of the pit!

Tyrone Montgomery: But it may be too late! Selina Reyes closing in and goes to dump Ashlynn into the Electric Eel Tank!!

(…)

(**CRACK**)

Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO GRAB AHOLD OF THAT BASEBALL BAT! IT WAS USED AGAINST HER EARLY BUT THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT HAS BEEN HER SAVING GRACE SEVERAL TIMES NOW AND SHE SMASHES IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF REYES!

Persephone: SELINA WAS ALREADY RUNNING ON FUMES FROM THE AMOUNT OF PUNISHMENT SHE HAS TAKEN IN THIS MATCH! SHE CAN’T HAVE MUCH LEFT! ASHLYNN QUINN IS CLOSING IN ON VICTORY!

Tyrone Montgomery: Ashlynn pushes her way up to her feet! Still clearing the cobwebs from that Alamo Knee but that barbed wire bat still in her grip! Selina is out on her feet! She wanders backwards and catches herself against the ropes! She tries to walk herself around to the other side of the Eel pit but Miss Voltage is in hot pursuit!

Rich Russillo: Selina steadies herself against the far turnbuckle— BUT ASHLYNN RUNS IN AND SLAMS THE BARBED WIRE BAT ONCE AGAIN INTO THE STOMACH OF REYES! ASHLYNN HAS A BLOODLUST IN HER EYES AND REYES IS DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN!

Persephone: Ashlynn wants to go for something big to finally put an end to this whole thing and allow me to go do something else! How merciful! She grabs Selina and uses her shoulders to hoist her opponent up to the top rope of the turnbuckle! Selina is seated there and Ashlynn now climbing up to the top!

Tyrone Montgomery: Ashlynn clearly has something in mind! She is bringing her trusty barbed wire bat with her and is now using the knob of the bat to knock Selina into position! Ashlynn setting herself at the top!

Rich Russillo: WAIT! SHE IS SETTING UP FOR THE PINK STAR DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH! THE TOP ROPE CODE BREAKER! ASHLYNN IS ABOUT TO POTENTIALLY BREAK SELINA’S NECK WITH THIS MOVE! ASHLYNN HAS IT IN POSITION! HERE IT GOES!

Persephone: BUT SELINA SUDDENLY GRABS AHOLD OF THE BARBED WIRE BAT! SHE SMASHES THE END OF IT INTO ASHLYNN’S FOREHEAD! ASHLYNN IS TEETERING! SELINA GRABS THE BAT AGAIN AND RIPS IT FROM ASHLYNN’S HANDS! REYES PULLS BACK AND SMACKS IT ACROSS QUINN’S HEAD! SHE SENDS HER FLYING—

Tyrone Montgomery: AND ASHLYNN CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE REMAINING THUMBTACKS! SHE FELL TO THE SIDE WHERE THE THUMBTACKS WERE! NOT WHERE SHE WAS SET FOR THE PINK STAR DIAMOND! ASHLYNN IS ROLLING IN PAIN NOW! THOSE THUMBTACKS HIT HER WITH A SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM!

Rich Russillo: But look at Selina! She sees an opening! Selina Reyes… SELINA RIPS THE BARBED WIRE OFF OF THE BAT—

Persephone: AND SHE WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HER OWN KNEE!!

Tyrone Montgomery: ASHLYNN IS GETTING BACK TO HER FEET BUT SHE HAS NO IDEA WHERE SHE IS! SELINA TAKES AIM AT ASHLYNN QUINN! AND HERE SHE GOES—

Rich Russillo: FLYING BARBED WIRE ALAMO KNEE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!

(…)

(**SPLASH**)

(…)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rich Russillo: THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED BUSAIKU KNEE FROM THE TOP ROPE SENT ASHLYNN QUINN BACKWARDS AND TUMBLING DIRECTLY INTO THE EEL PIT! SELINA REYES TAKES IT!

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… SEEEEELLLLIIINNNAAAA RRREEEEYYYEESSSSSS!!!!

(“My Own Summer” by Deftones rings out through the speakers as Selina Reyes has her hand raised high before she drops back down to sit against the turn buckle. She tends to the gashes wound in her leg as medical staff rush to her. The rubber suited officials slide in to try and get Ashlynn out of the eel tank)

Persephone: Well. I’d like to think we all learned something here today.

Tyrone Montgomery: You mean how far you’ll go to not have to pay attention to a match? We already knew that! Anyway, Selina Reyes secures a big victory as we move towards the road to Pain for Pride coming soon! She takes out Ashlynn Quinn and you wonder what’s next for the three women who were out here tonight?

(Ashlynn is retrieved from the eel tank with eels currently attached and chewing on her arm, ribs, and thigh. Medical now begin to treat her. Candice Blair is being tended to on the outside as a medic examines her tongue. And a smile can be seen on the face of Selina Reyes as bandages are applied to her leg.)

Rich Russillo: Only time will tell! But Selina and Ashlynn put on a phenomenal contest out here tonight in a Shock Value classic stipulation! Congrats to Selina Reyes for coming out with the victory!

(The camera pans over the ring one more time as the eels are contained back to the tank and the ring crew comes back to convert the ring again before the camera fades.)

(A commercial airs for the Russian version of the ASPCA featuring Sarah MacLachlan singing in the ‘Arms of An Angel’ in Russian. Vladimir Putin and Ryan Adams are seen playing in the snow with a group of beautiful golden retriever puppies. These two old friends smile at the camera and remind everyone to ‘Adopt, don’t shop.’)

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(We return to the ring where Bella Braxton is standing front and center with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand as she is ready to begin the introductions for the next match.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! This next contest is our special ELECTRIC FLOORS MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Bella Braxton: Now in this match, when the bell rings, the floor surrounding ringside will be electrified. If one of the competitors hits the floor at ringside at any time, THEY WILL BE SHOCKED! And the competitor who wins this match will become the Number One Contender for the EAW World Championship at Grand Rampage!

(“Kamikaze” by RedHook starts to play as Daryl Kinkade enters the arena to the sounds of loud boos from the crowd. Daryl doesn’t care about the crowd’s feelings towards him as he is focused on the ring as he heads down the ramp.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first and making his way to the ring! From Norwich, England! Weighing 225 pounds! Here is “THE KINK OF ELITE” DARYL KINKADE!

Tyrone Montgomery: Here comes Daryl Kinkade heading to the ring and he has made it obvious that he is more than ready to end this little feud with Ms. Extreme once and for all.

Persephone: What an exciting match this is going to be. One’s a blowhard and the other is a crybaby. I hope they both die in this match.

Rich Russillo: Daryl also feels that time and time again, he has been disrespected by one person or another as he is on a mission to show everybody how vital he is to the Voltage brand. Let’s see if he is able to put his money where his mouth is and get the victory here tonight.

(Daryl looks around ringside at the setup of the Electric floor before he enters the ring. Daryl takes a neutral corner and starts preparing for the match as his music is replaced by ‘The Emptiness Machine’ by Linkin Park. Seconds later, the crowd starts to cheer loudly for the appearance of Ms. Extreme. Contrary to her mood in recent memory, Ms. Extreme has a determined look on her face knowing what winning this match means for her. She is ready to fight as she heads to the ring. )

Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent! From Calabasas, California! Weighing in at 140 pounds. Here is “THE FALLEN QUEEN” MS. EXTREME!

Persephone: Look who’s here! Ms. Party Pooper herself. What is she gonna do if she loses tonight? Is she gonna cry? Is she gonna take her ball and get the fuck out of here? Gawd, I hope so!

Rich Russillo: Stop it! While it might be true that Ms. Extreme hasn’t necessarily been herself lately, that extra incentive that Eden Sinclair added last week certainly brightened her mood.

Tyrone Montgomery: While Ms. Extreme has not had the best of seasons, this match could be all she needs to turn everything around. You win the match, you get an EAW World Championship match at Grand Rampage. Who will get the title shot? We’re about to find out.

(Camille hops onto the apron and enters the ring as she and Daryl get face to face in the middle of the ring before the referee separates the two back to the corners. Camille’s music has faded off and the referee calls for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Tyrone Montgomery: Alright, here we go! Everything has been powered up and this match is underway. It is going to be interesting to see how they compete in this match given the environment.

Persephone: I don’t care. As long as one of them gets shocked to death, I can go home happy. That’s how they win, right?

Rich Russillo: No. I’m pretty sure that a pinfall, submission, or death wins this match, but what I think is surprising is that Camille and Daryl are starting this match on the slower side. It’s kind of like neither one of them want to make a mistake early considering the stakes in this match.

Persephone: Or they are both stupid. They have no idea what the hell they are doing. I bet neither of them have a strategy in this match. I will tell you what your strategy should be… KILL EACH OTHER!! IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD!!

Tyrone Montgomery: I’m pretty sure these two will eventually get there, but these two both want the early advantage in this match AS IT LOOKS LIKE DARYL IS GONNA GO FOR FIRST BLOOD AS HE RUNS TOWARDS CAMILLE—

Rich Russillo: CAMILLE DUCKS AND PULLS DOWN THE BOTTOM ROPE! DARYL GOES SAILING OVER THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING! OH MY GAWD! HE’S GONNA GET SHOCKED! HE’S GONNA GET SHOCKED!

Tyrone Montgomery: DARYL HELD ONTO THE TOP ROPE IN JUST THE NICK OF TIME! Now the only thing separating Daryl and the electrified floor is air, opportunity, and the top rope!

Persephone: Come on, you stupid Ava bitch! Send him to the floor so we can watch him fry. I bought marshmallows. Who would want a roasted marshmallow cooked by a dumb bastard.

Rich Russillo: I don’t think anybody does, but Daryl is kicking his feet to try and get his footing on the apron, BUT MS. EXTREME IS RIGHT THERE PUNCHING AT DARYL’S HAND TO GET HIM TO LOSE HIS GRIP-

Tyrone Montgomery: DARYL IS ABLE TO FLIP BACK! He gets his legs around Camille’s head AND COUNTER WITH A MODIFIED HEADSCISSORS! Extreme went for the ride and Daryl is back in the ring.

Persephone: This dumb bitch can’t do anything right! She’s made many men in her life want to let go to get away from her. This is going to be a long match.

Rich Russillo: Extreme is back to her feet as is Daryl. Daryl was a little quicker to get back AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT CAMILLE AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A LARIAT!

Persephone: This Daryl is either deranged or stupid because when it comes to the orange haired Ava, most men launch themselves in the other direction to get away from her.

Tyrone Montgomery: Extreme is back up off the lariat and Daryl isn’t wasting a second WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! Extreme is back on the mat AND DARYL IS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS TRYING TO HIT CAMILLE RIGHT IN THE HEAD!

Rich Russillo: The referee is in the ring, but there isn’t anything they can do about it because there are no formal count outs or disqualifications. They can beat the hell out of each other all night if they want.

Tyrone Montgomery: Don’t give either of them any ideas as Camille is trying to block as many punches as she can.

Persephone: I don’t see why. A little creative reconstruction can do wonders to try and make her less hideous. Look at that silicone induced sister of hers. It didn’t work, but you can’t blame the doctor for trying.

Rich Russillo: Will you stop it? Camille is trying to push Daryl off of her, BUT DARYL SNUCK IN A RIGHT HOOK THAT CAUGHT MS. EXTREME RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE! DAMN WHAT A SHOT!

Tyrone Montgomery: But Extreme is still fighting back as she does manage to get Daryl away from her as she rolls over to the side of the ring.

Persephone: Oh yes! Keep on rolling, stupid! Roll completely out of the ring and shock yourself to death. I wanna see if you disintegrate into ash or liquify and turn into a disgusting Ava ooze.

Rich Russillo: Phrasing.

Persephone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille stops right by the ropes, but there are no breathers in a match like this AS DARYL COMES IN FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO KNOCK CAMILLE TO THE FLOOR–

Rich Russillo: CAMILLE GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND DARYL SENDS HIMSELF SAILING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING AGAIN! This time Daryl grabbed the bottom rope to save himself!

Tyrone Montgomery: But look at his feet! Daryl is about an inch or two away from touching the floor! Daryl once again tries to kick up and get his feet on the apron to save himself and he looks to get back on the apron once again–-

Persephone: MS. EXTREME DOES SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN HER DUMB BITCH AVA LIFE AND DELIVERS A BASEBALL SLIDE OF HER OWN AND KNOCKS HIM OFF THE APRON ONTO THE FLOOR! YES! YES! YES! OH BABY! OH BABY! OH BABY!

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!)

Rich Russillo: DARYL KINKADE IS BEING SHOCKED BY THE ELECTRIC FLOOR AND PERSEPHONE IS IN HER SEAT HAVING A MOMENT! DARYL IS SCRAMBLING UP WITH MACH SPEED GRABBING ONTO THE APRON TO ROLL HIM BACK INTO THE RING!

Tyrone Montgomery: That electric shock had to take the wind out of Daryl! I hope they don’t play with the intensity level of the floor. That could seriously hurt somebody!

Persephone: That makes one of you, Mr. Boring! I hope they turn the intensity all the way up, break the knob, and then we watch one of both of these losers fry and die. That would be absolutely amazing. Do you know what would make this even better?

Rich Russillo: Let me guess? If they were both bleeding.

Persephone: Be careful. Rich is learning. Pretty soon people will assume that Rich has a brain.

Tyrone Montgomery: While Persephone was celebrating the joy of electricity, Camille returned the favor from earlier and STARTS PUNCHING DARYL RIGHT IN THE HEAD! HER FISTS GOING STRAIGHT INTO DARYL’S SKULL!

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme hasn’t been her usual self as of late, but we can see the fire coming back as she throws bare knuckles into Daryl’s head. Now I don’t know about you, but I think that Ms. Extreme has been opened up.

Tyrone Montgomery: Rich, you are right. We do see a little bit of blood coming Camille’s eyebrow from that cheap punch from Daryl earlier. Are you happy now, Persephone? There’s blood in the match.

Persephone: HELL NO! This little cut is on the same level as a papercut or a scraped knee. I want to see the red rivers flow. I wanna see gushers. The only phrase I wanna see on the medical report is “complete transfusion”

Rich Russillo: Of course you would want that, but right now what we want is to see this match go as long as possible with right now Ms. Extreme trying to bust open Daryl the same way he did to her—

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl gets his wits about him AND KICKS HIS FOOT BACK CATCHING EXTREME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD STOPPING THE PUNCHES AND SENDING EXTREME STUMBLING FORWARD!

Persephone: Wow, this is so exciting. Dribbles of blood and punches. Woohoo. What do they think this is? A wrestling match? Just fight! Throw each other out of the ring and watch each other be electrocuted! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

Rich Russillo: You need to calm down. There is plenty of time for these two to kill each other.

Persephone: For your sake, they better.

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl is back to his feet and we see some bruising starting to form close to his left eye and temple. He might have a black eye before this match is over as he grabs Camille into a full nelson AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!

Rich Russillo: Camille landed hard on the back of her neck as Daryl is in firm control of the match right now. He grabs Camille by the legs and drags her closer to the ropes BEFORE FALLING BACK INTO THE SLINGSHOT–

Tyrone Montgomery: EXTREME CATCHES HERSELF ON THE ROPES TO SAFELY GET HERSELF ON THE APRON! Daryl runs back to the ropes AND CAMILLE CATCHES HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!

Persephone: Damn it! Bitch gets back in the ring and grabs this other loser by the back of the neck. Before she runs to the rope for the Springboard Bulldog–

Rich Russillo: Camille was able to jump up to the top rope BEFORE DARYL IS ABLE TO BLOCK IT! OH CAMILLE IS IN A HUGE MESS OF TROUBLE! DARYL HAS HOLD OF CAMILLE AND HE JUST LIFTS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE–

Tyrone Montgomery: DARYL JUST DROPPED MS. EXTREME TO THE FLOOR! SHE CAUGHT HER BACK ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON BEFORE SHE HITS THE FLOOR!

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!)

Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT EVER! THIS BITCH IS GETTING ELECTROCUTED AND I AM LOVING IT! NOW WE MIGHT FINALLY GET TO SEE WHAT COLOR THOSE ROOTS ARE!

Rich Russillo: The electricity is pulsating through her body as she is struggling to grab onto the apron, BUT DARYL GRABS EXTREME BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HER BACK TO THE APRON!

Persephone: Why in the fuck would that dumb bastard pull her OFF the electric floor. He could have just letter fry to death and win the match, but NOOOOOOO! He’s an idiot!

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille found her footing on the apron as Daryl drags her over to the ringpost AND JUST SMASHES HER FACE ON THE TOP OF THAT STEEL RING POST!

Rich Russillo: LOOK AT EXTREME! SHE’S STARTING TO LOSE HER BALANCE OFF THE APRON! SHE’S GONNA HIT THE FLOOR AGAIN! SHE’S GONNA GET SHOCKED AGAIN!

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille grabs onto the top rope at the very last second to keep her balance AS DARYL COMES IN and jumps onto the second rope to try for a MODIFIED ENZUIGIRI

Persephone: Damn it! She counters. WHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

Rich Russillo: Extreme grabs Daryl’s leg AND DROPS DOWN TO CATCH DARYL’S LEG ON THE TOP ROPE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Extreme has evil intentions on her mind as she reaches through the ropes to bring Daryl back to his feet.

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl swings WILDLY with a right hand that Camille easily blocks before countering with a right hand of her own! She keeps hold of Daryl AS SHE JUMPS INTO THE AIR!

Persephone: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BITCH DOING? Is she trying to kill herself or something? Not that I would complain!

Rich Russillo: Of course you wouldn’t, but we see Extreme BRING DARYL OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A MODIFIED HEADSCISSORS! DARYL ALSO CATCHES HIS BACK ON THE EDGE OF THE RING BEFORE HE HITS THE FLOOR AGAIN!

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!)

Persephone: BAHAHAHAHHAAHAA! THIS IS BRUTAL! I LOVE IT! WATCH THAT DUMB BASTARD JUST START CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR! OHHHHHH YES! I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL HE CATCHES FIRE OR SOMETHING!

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille has entered back into the ring as she eyes Daryl struggling to crawl to the apron, which he finally does. He’s on his feet AND WE JUST SAW CAMILLE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES!

Persephone: Why in the fuck would she do a suicide dive with an electric floor. Is she desperate for victory?

Rich Russillo: Doing anything she can in order to get this victory and to become the number one contender…WHAT THE HELL?

Tyrone Montgomery: HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT?

Persephone: Why in the hell did she do something like that? I could have watched her get electrocuted again, but NOOOOOOOOOO! Bitch had to get creative. GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!

Rich Russillo: What Persephone means is that she minimized her shock damage by landing as much of her body as she could on Daryl Kinkade. Then she used Daryl almost like a springboard.

Tyrone Montgomery: To which she jumped off of Daryl and managed to land on our announce table. From what I heard, the commentary table and the timekeepers area are safe zones.

Persephone: This match needs to stay in the ring or on the floor. Not on our table. GET BACK IN THE RING BEFORE I SHOVE YOU TO THE FLOOR MYSELF!

Rich Russillo: Camille is just standing on our announce table before she jumps into the timekeeper’s area. That is one of the few safe zones around ringside as SHE GRABS A COUPLE OF THE EXTRA STEEL CHAIRS AND LAUNCHES THEM INTO THE RING!

Persephone: Damn it. She almost did the second thing right in her entire life by almost hitting Daryl with those chairs. Naturally, she failed. What the hell is this bitch doing now?

Tyrone Montgomery: She reaches under the timekeeper’s table and grabs A TOOLBOX FROM UNDER THE TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE! She has a stronghold of that toolbox as she looks towards the ring.

Rich Russillo: I think she just realized that while she has some weaponry, she has to get back into the ring. With the distance between the timekeeper’s area and the ring or the steps, she just can’t simply jump.

Tyrone Montgomery: I think she realizes that now. That also gives Daryl Kinkade plenty of time to recover as Extreme figures out a way to get back to the ring AND SHE CLIMBS ONTO THE BARRICADE!

Persephone: WHY CAN’T THIS BITCH BE CLUMSY AND FALL ONTO THE FLOOR?!?! That would be amazing. Why couldn’t the barricade be electrified as well. That would be great!

Rich Russillo: Because that would shock any of the fans who could lean on the barricade.

Persephone: What’s your point?

Tyrone Montgomery: STOP THAT? As we get back to the match, we see Camille on the barricade as she looks at the ring steps AND LEAPS OFF THE BARRICADE–

Persephone: MISS IT! MISS IT! MISS IT! MISS IT! MISS IT! MISS IT!

Rich Russillo: CAMILLE LANDS ON THE RING STEPS AND CATCHES HER BALANCE! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD GO WILD FOR MS. EXTREME GETTING HERSELF BACK TO THE RING!

Persephone: SON OF A BITCH! I wanted to see this skank look like an idiot and electrocute herself. Why does this world hate me so much?

Tyrone Montgomery: That’s another story for another day, but Ms. Extreme gets back into the ring as Daryl Kinkade is still down. The last electrification session really took a lot of Daryl’s energy.

Rich Russillo: Camille puts the toolbox aside as she walks over to the Daryl to bring him back onto his feet–

Tyrone Montgomery: DARYL WAS PLAYING POSSUM! DARYL GRABBED CAMILLE BY THE BACK OF THE NECK AND BRINGS HER DOWN TO THE MAT TO ROLL HER UP! INSIDE CRADLE!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!

THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE–

Persephone: She kicked out! Normally, I would be pissed that the match isn’t over. This time, I would be even more pissed if this match ends before these two leave crimson stains on the mat. Come on you fuckers!!

Rich Russillo: Daryl and Camille are both back to their feet as Daryl goes into for another right hand , BUT CAMILLE BLOCKS IT AND PULLS HIM IN BEFORE GRABBING HIM AROUND THE WAIST AND MUSCLES HIM AND DOWN INTO THE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!

Tyrone Montgomery: Not a normal suplex in Ms. Extreme’s arsenal but she is putting the boots to Daryl Kinkade to really beat the crap out of him.

Persephone: If she wanted to beat the crap out of him, then she would bust this bastard open and put him within an inch of his life. What’s going on right now is pathetic! They need to cancel this match on account of boredom.

Rich Russillo: Will you stop that! But you might be getting your wish as Daryl is down and Camille goes over to the toolbox and opens it up to see what she wants to use against this pain in the ass Daryl Kinkade.

Persephone: Will it send him out of the ring and electrocute him? If the answer is no, then I could give two shits less. Wake me up when something interesting happens.

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille grabs a wrench from the toolbox and walks over to Daryl, who is getting back to his feet BUT CAMILLE CRACKS DARYL IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH THE WRENCH TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!

Rich Russillo: They can beat the hell out of each other all they want and that’s exactly what Camille is gonna do AS SHE NOW STRIKES DARYL WITH WRENCH IN THE SPINE!

Tyrone Montgomery: Extreme keeps hold of the wrench as she grabs Daryl to bring him on his feet and whips him to the corner. Camille comes running after AND CLOTHESLINES DARYL IN THE CORNER AND THE WRENCH CATCHES DARYL IN THE THROAT!

Persephone: No blood. No interest. Good grief this is dull.

Rich Russillo: Daryl falls to the mat and Camille looks over to the turnbuckle. She puts the wrench down AND BEGINS RIPPING AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE COVER! RIPPING AND TEARING AT IT LIKE A DAMN PSYCHOPATH!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Well Camille did manage to take the top turnbuckle cover off as she climbs all the way up to the high rent district that is the top rope.

Persephone: Why the hell is she doing that? She could beat the hell out of him right now, but she’s trying to get showy. I hate this bitch.

Rich Russillo: She is glaring at Daryl as she waits for him to get back to his feet. Even after those direct shots with the wrench, he is still making good time as to getting back to his feet.

Persephone: Should have bashed his brains in. Waste of time.

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl has slowed down as he gets back to his feet, BUT HE FAKED CAMILLE OUT! DARYL PLAYED POSSUM AGAIN AS HE JUMPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CATCHES CAMILLE WITH THE STEP UP ENZUIGIRI IN THE CORNER–

Rich Russillo: CAMILLE GETS KNOCKED OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SHE FALLS BACK AND LANDS ON THE STEEL STEPS WITH A HORRIBLE THUD! SHE’S STARTING TO ROLL OFF THE STEPS!

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE ALMOST FALLS TO THE FLOOR, BUT SHE KEEPS HER BALANCE ON THE STEPS! Camille is lucky once again as she crawls back to her feet on the ring steps–

Persephone: THAT DUMB BASTARD LAUNCHED HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES NEAR THE CORNER WITH A WEIRD LOOKING SUICIDE DIVE! He will get a very rare pass because he actually hit a move for once.

Rich Russillo: Daryl landed on the steps off the innovated suicide dive, BUT CAMILLE DID NOT AS SHE HITS THE FLOOR! OH NO!

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!)

Tyrone Montgomery: OH MY GAWD! MS. EXTREME IS GETTING ELECTROCUTED ONCE AGAIN! I THINK THE INTENSITY WAS TURNED UP ON THIS ONE BECAUSE MS. EXTREME HAS BEEN BITING HER TONGUE TO STOP HERSELF FROM SCREAMING IN PAIN!

Persephone: Sing, bitch! Sing the song that will make me smile. SCREAM! SCREAM IN PAIN NOW!!

Rich Russillo: Look at the blood flowing from her mouth. She is seriously fighting the pain as she is crawling herself back to the ring. Look at Daryl just watching her struggle in pain. Nobody is going to help her get back in the ring.

Persephone: Yeah and electrocute their dumbass self AND THIS BITCH GRABBED THE RING APRON AND MANAGED TO GET HER FEET OFF THE FLOOR! SON OF A BITCH! SHE STILL LIVES! SHIT!

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille slowly rolls herself back into the ring. Daryl is watching this in complete amusement as he motions for her to bring it on. Daryl wants Camille to get back to her feet.

Rich Russillo: Camille is using the ring ropes to pull herself on her feet AND DARYL CLOCKS CAMILLE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE WRENCH FROM EARLIER! THAT COULD HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT!

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl could have gone for the cover right there, but he is going back to the toolbox AND THIS TIME HE PULLS OUT A PAIR OF PLIERS! Daryl’s eyes look like they have gone pitch black as he goes back to Ms. Extreme.

Persephone: This loser grabs the other bitch back to her feet and snapmares her over. Daryl grabs this Ava bitch by the back of the hair and pulls her head back–

Rich Russillo: DARYL JUST STUCK THE PLIERS IN CAMILLE’S MOUTH AND SHE IS SCRAMBLING AS FAST AS SHE CAN TO GET THOSE PLIERS OUT OF HER MOUTH–

Tyrone Montgomery: MS. EXTREME IS SCREAMING! MS. EXTREME IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE FIGHTS TO GET THE PLIERS OUT OF HER MOUTH! IT’S TAKEN A MINUTE , BUT THE PLIERS FINALLY COME OUT OF HER MOUTH… OH MY GAWD!

Persephone: OHH YES! THAT’S HER TOOTH! DARYL PULLED OUT THAT BITCH’S TOOTH THE OLD FASHIONED WAY! HER MOUTH IS BLEEDING! OHHH MY GAWD! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

Rich Russillo: CAMILLE IS HOLDING HER MOUTH IN PAIN! HAS DARYL GONE TOO FAR WITH THAT LITTLE STUNT?

Persephone: FUCK NO! Why stop there? Pull out more of her teeth!

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl tosses the pliers aside and grabs Camille by the head AND PLANTS HER WITH THE MONKĒ FLIP! FRONT FLIP DDT SPIKES EXTREME DOWN AS DARYL ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE COVER!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!

THHHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEE!

Rich Russillo: HOW IN THE HELL DID MS. EXTREME KICK OUT?! SERIOUSLY! EXPLAIN HOW THAT HAPPENED! Daryl tries to hook the leg again for a cover BUT EXTREME KICKS OUT BEFORE A COUNT COULD BE STARTED!

Tyrone Montgomery: What is going on? It’s almost as if having her tooth pulled out of her mouth fired her up or something. She doesn’t look depressed. SHE! LOOKS! PISSED!

Persephone: Not only is she a stupid Ava bitch, she’s a freaky Ava bitch.

Rich Russillo: Daryl is doing everything he can to make sure that Camille stays down. Camille is slowed, BUT SHE IS STILL GETTING BACK TO HER FEET!

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl tries to grab Camille, BUT CAMILLE KICKS HIM BELOW THE BELT! Daryl holds himself in pain AND CAMILLE JUST SPITS BLOOD IN HIS FACE! THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Persephone: THAT IS THE SECOND MOST AWESOME THING THAT I HAVE SEEN IN THIS MATCH! About time you did something right again, bitch.

Rich Russillo: Camille grabs hold of Daryl and turns him around AND GRABS DOUBLE HANDFULS OF DARYL’S HAIR AND TURNS HIM INTO A MODIFIED GORY SPECIAL!

Persephone: Dumb bastard is kicking around like an idiot AND LOOK AT WHAT THAT KICKING DID!

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl flips back and gets out of the Gory Special and lands outside the ring, BUT EXTREME WAS READY FOR IT AS SHE GRABS HIS HEAD AND STANDS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE–

Rich Russillo: MODIFIED TWIST OF FATE BY MS. EXTREME SENDS DARYL FLYING OFF THE APRON AND HE CRASHES ONTO THE FLOOR!

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!)

Tyrone Montgomery: DARYL LANDED HARD ON THE FLOOR AND HE IS GETTING SHOCKED ONE AGAIN! DARYL NOW GETS THE HONOR OF CONVULSING ON THIS ELECTRIC FLOOR!

Persephone: This is like Christmas is here early. I am seriously interested in this match. I love watching these dumbasses in extreme pain.

Rich Russillo: Daryl is trying to get back in the ring, but the longer the electric shocks are zapping away Daryl’s energy… no pun intended.

Persephone: Shut the fuck up and never come back.

Tyrone Montgomery: Daryl reaches up with all his might AND GRABS ONTO THE RING SKIRT AND PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING!

Persephone: Damn. He still lives.

Rich Russillo: The tables have turned and she grabs Daryl around the waist AND SHE MUSCLES HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!

Persephone: Yeah that suplex might have caused brain damage, BUT WHERE IS THE BLOOD?

Tyrone Montgomery: Extreme quickly runs over to the toolbox and she grabs the hammer while also grabbing something else that I can’t see before running back to Daryl and locking him in a modified headscissors.

Rich Russillo: Camille has the hammer, BUT SHE ALSO HAS NAILS IN HER HAND AS WELL! OH HOLY SHIT!

Tyrone Montgomery: Camille positions the nail on Daryl’s forehead BEFORE SHE SWINGS THE HAMMER—

Persephone: DARYL IS NOW A LITERAL PINHEAD WITH THE NAIL HIS HEAD AND WE CAN SEE SOME BLOOD FLOW! FUCK YES!! NOW THAT BITCH USES ANOTHER NAIL AND DRAGS IT ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD!!! OHHHH YES!!

Rich Russillo: DARYL IS WEARING THE CRIMSON MASK WITH HOW ROUGH CAMILLE DRUG THE NAIL ACROSS HIS HEAD AND NOW WHAT IS SHE DOING?

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE STUCK THE CLAW OF THE HAMMER UP DARYL’S NOSE BEFORE SHE PULLS THE HAMMER FORWARD–

Persephone: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE BLOOD FLOW FROM DARYL! I HOPE THAT BROKE HIS NOSE! OH I AM GONNA NEED A SMOKE WATCHING THIS MATCH!

Rich Russillo: Camille grabs one of the steel chairs from earlier and brings it towards the center of the ring. The blood is still flowing from Daryl… honestly both competitor’s faces are covered in blood.

Persephone: Get back to the fucking bloodbath. She grabs that other idiot and lifts him in the air BEFORE DROPPING HIM ON THE CHAIR WITH THE “RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE”!

Tyrone Montgomery: KNOCKOUT SLAM ON THE CHAIR TAKES DARYL DOWN AND POSSIBLY OUT AS CAMILLE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!

THHHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEE!

Rich Russillo: DARYL BARELY NUDGES THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Very close near fall for Ms. Extreme and what a match this has been. These two have been literally beating the hell out of each other.

Tyrone Montgomery: Ms. Extreme still has control of this match as she grabs Daryl to bring him back to his feet and whips him to the corner. Daryl hits the turnbuckle as Camille comes running in AND CATCHES CAMILLE WITH A BACK ELBOW!

Persephone: Now is NOT the time to go back to wrestling, you dumbasses! But Daryl climbs onto the top turnbuckle, BUT THE FATIGUE CAUSES HIM TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND HE LANDS HARD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Rich Russillo: That opens up an opportunity for Ms. Extreme TO HIT THE HANDSTAND AS SHE HAS DARYL IN A HEADSCISSORS, BUT DARYL MANAGES TO TURN IT INTO A WEIRD LOOKING BOSTON CRAB THING!

Tyrone Montgomery: Extreme flips all the way up AND NOW THESE TWO ARE JUST PUNCHING EACH OTHER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FLOWING AS THEY BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!

Persephone: The only exciting thing about this is that the Ava bitch was opened up even more by another punch.

Rich Russillo: DARYL CATCHES MS. EXTREME WITH A PERFECT RIGHT HAND THAT SENDS EXTREME FALLING OVER TO THE SIDE–

Persephone: SHE TAKES THE OTHER MORON WITH HER AND THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! DUMBASSES HIT THE APRON AND NOW THEY HIT THE FLOOR! YES! MORE SHOCKY SHOCK TIME!!

(ZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!)

Tyrone Montgomery: NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE GETTING SHOCKED ON THE FLOOR, BUT THAT ISN’T STOPPING BOTH OF THEM FROM PUNCHING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER OUTSIDE THE RING!

Rich Russillo: These two are just getting hell shocked out of each other and they are still fighting. The stress that their bodies are under thanks to the electric shock are just causing them to bleed even more.

Tyrone Montgomery: I really don’t know how much longer this match will go or how much longer their bodies can withstand this electric shock. They have got to be weakening with all the electricity.

Persephone: Can’t end yet. Nobody is dead.

Rich Russillo: Sadistic bitch. BUT DARYL GRABS CAMILLE AND TAKES HER TO THE FLOOR WITH “HAIL TO THE VICTOR”! HOW THE HELL DID HE PULL THE PUMP HANDLE PILEDRIVER OFF? Daryl is getting slower by the second as he gets back to his feet and grabs Ms. Extreme and brings her back to her feet as well–

Tyrone Montgomery: He has the facelock applied before crossing her legs AND LIFTING HER UP FOR THE FISHERMAN BUSTER! “A BEAUTIFUL LIE” TO END IT ALL—

Persephone: She got free. Damn it!

Rich Russillo: She got one of her legs free and hit Daryl in the skull with a couple of knees to change momentum and put her back on her feet.

Persephone: SERIOUSLY!?!? HOW ARE THESE TWO NOT DEAD YET? THIS SUCKS!

Rich Russillo: Extreme quickly grabs hold of Daryl AND DOES AN EXPLODER SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING! DARYL IS STILL ON HIS FEET AS EXTREME BACKS UP A BIT AND RUNS AS FAST AS SHE CAN TOWARDS DARYL!

Persephone: That’s a run? Looks like we’re watching this in slow motion

Tyrone Montgomery: SHE JUMPS IN THE AIR AND CATCHES DARYL WITH THE “HOLY GROUND”! THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP SENDS DARYL’S HEAD CRASHING INTO THE ELECTRIFIED FLOOR AND DARYL HAS GOT TO BE OUT COLD!

Rich Russillo: This match is over! All Camille will have to do is drag Daryl back into the ring and get the cover and she wins the match. She’ll get a World Title match at Grand Rampage!

Tyrone Montgomery: That’s exactly what she is doing as she tries to lift Daryl up to get him back into the ring, but he’s out. She tries to drag Daryl onto the apron, BUT SHE DROPS HIM!

Persephone: What a dumb bitch! She just threw the match away because she couldn’t get her opponent back in the ring. I knew she would find a way to screw this up.

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme has got to be exhausted. The electric shocks plus the fatigue have got to be getting to her—

Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT BITCH JUST COLLAPSED! SHE JUST PASSED OUT!

Tyrone Montgomery: IT WAS TOO MUCH! THE ELECTRIC SHOCKS AND THE DEADWEIGHT WERE JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE! NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!

Rich Russillo: BUT THE SHOCKS ARE STILL GOING! THEY BOTH MIGHT BE UNCONSCIOUS! THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN OUT ON THE FLOOR FOR A GOOD FEW MINUTES! WE CAN SEE THE BLOOD STAIN THE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE!

Persephone: Them two idiots being unconscious is fine, but wouldn’t it be better if they skip the hospital and go straight to the funeral home. EVERYBODY WINS! YAY!

Tyrone Montgomery: NO! Everybody would not win AND NEITHER COMPETITOR IS MOVING BESIDE THE CONVULSING FROM THE ELECTRIC SHOCKS! The referee needs to make a decision soon.

Persephone: Yeah… that can wait twenty or thirty more minutes.

Tyrone Montgomery: That’s not gonna happen AND THE REFEREE HAS JUST CALLED FOR THE BELL!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The referee has called for the bell which has the crowd booing very loudly as both Daryl and Camille are both unconscious on the floor. The electric floors have been powered down as Bella Braxton waits a moment before being given the ok to step onto the ringside floor and listen to what the referee has to say before she announces the final decision of the match.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen. The referee has informed me that since both Daryl Kinkade and Ms. Extreme are unable to continue the match, they have no choice but to declare this match… A NO CONTEST!

(The crowd boos even louder at the announcement because they were wanting to see a winner in this match… one person preferred over the other, but now they won’t get to see that moment happen.)

Tyrone Montgomery: First off, let me say that this was a hell of a fight that had a little bit of everything. Electric shocks, dental extractions, a disfigured nose, and even a little bit of wrestling. We knew that both competitors wanted to win this match.

Persephone: I very rarely say this, but I am content with how this match ended.

Rich Russillo: Oh really?

Persephone: Yeah. They both died and they both lost. I couldn’t think of a better way to end this match.

(Seconds later, we see two groups of medical staff and EMTs rushing out to the ring with stretchers to check on the two fallen Voltage Elitists.)

Rich Russillo: Of course you would think that, but here come the medical staff and the EMTs to check on Daryl and Camille and to be honest, this was not on my bingo card for match endings.

Tyrone Montgomery: This match took a huge physical toll on both of these competitors and it was definitely a sight to be seen in the realm of physicality and creativity. They threw whatever they could at each other.

Persephone: And now they’re both dead. Two more losers down!!

(After a few minutes of checking on Daryl and Camille at ringside, the medical staff have started putting the two competitors on stretchers which elicits a generally positive reaction from the crowd.)

Tyrone Montgomery: As we can now see, both Daryl and Ms. Extreme are being placed on stretchers to perhaps take both of them to the local hospital for further evaluation.

Rich Russillo: The crowd is cheering for both of these Elitists for the work they put into this match. The crowd was firmly behind Ms. Extreme winning this match. The crowd also doesn’t care very fondly about Daryl Kinkade, but they can give him credit where credit is due. They don’t like him, but they don’t wish him death like Persephone does.

Persephone: I got what I wanted so fuck off.

Tyrone Montgomery: This was a hell of a match that unfortunately left us with no winner as the two competitors are no doubt feeling the after effects of this hellacious match. They are both getting strapped to the stretchers as I hope that Daryl and Ms. Extreme are both not seriously injured….

Persephone: I hope they are!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS I WAS SAYING…. I hope neither of them are seriously injured, but the way this match ended leaves us wondering who gets the shot at the EAW World Championship. I guess we will have to keep tuned in to see what they decide.

(The final shot shows both Daryl and Camille strapped to their respective stretchers as the medical staff and EMTs push the competitors up the entrance ramp as the camera shot fades elsewhere….)

(A commercial airs for Folgers coffee featuring Jake Smith and it highlights his shitty sleeping patterns. When you procrastinate all week and wait until Friday to do everything, it takes a toll on the body, as well as the mind, forcing you up at 12AM to write, and even then, you still end up being the last one to turn something in. Remember… 🎵 *The best part of waking up… is feeding your caffeine addiction!* 🎵)

(Shock Value returns as the next match graphic is seen flashing across the screen to the roar of the crowd.)

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(The camera then goes to the inside of the ring where Bella Braxton is seen standing by with a microphone in hand as she begins to speak.)

Bella Braxton: The following is a ULTIMATE X MATCH!!!

(The camera goes to show four large metal scaffoldings rising up behind the ring posts. Connected to them are electric powerlines, intersecting into an X, right in the middle is a briefcase, with whatever’s inside being a mystery to quite literally everyone.)

(‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu & Hazel Fernandes begins to blast through the speakers as there’s an awkward positive reaction after previous events in response to this. The camera goes over to the stage as it’s revealed to be Limmy Monaghan as he makes his way out from the backstage area. With a serious expression, he points his fingers into the sky with pyro erupting out behind him before he then makes his way down the ramp.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Golden Beach, Florida… weighing in at 227 pounds… he is THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Well, as we know, earlier in the night, Limmy Monaghan made an appearance…

Persephone: Don’t make it awkward, he did the right thing. That bitch was yelling too much, she hurt my ears.

Tyrone Montgomery: … Well regardless we still do not have an update for you on Xander and Peyton Payne, but Limmy has to keep his mind focused regardless of what happened in this match as he makes his way down to the ring. He has been keen on his belief that he is winning, and tonight we’re going to see if he lives up to his word.

(‘I Wish A Bitch Would’ by Delilah Bon begins to play up as the crowd reacts loudly for Cameron Ella Ava who is seen strutting out from the backstage area with her arms spread and a confident look on her face.

Bella Braxton: And his opponents, first… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 140 pounds… she is THE MATRIARCH… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: As for Cameron Ella Ava it’s been a long road to a World Championship for her since the beginning of the year. While it didn’t exactly go the way that she anticipated, she’s looking to turn it around with whatever mystery opportunity she ends up making her own if she wins this match. No matter who she faces, nothing is going to stop her from doing that.

Persephone: Not moved. If auntie thinks that she’s going to do that, then she’s just going to have to keep dreaming. Plus, in no world do I want to see Cameron Ella Ava as a World Champion again, not on my brand, no thank you.

(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play through the speakers as the spotlight shines down on a confident Dr. Bethany Blue who begins to make her way out from the backstage area. She takes a scan around, a smirk beginning to form as she spreads her arms out and begins to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)

Bella Braxton: Next… from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 125 pounds… DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Bethany was one of the first people to stake their claim for this match and she made it known that she doesn’t care what the opportunity is, she is going to do whatever it takes to make it her own and have her moment once and for all. She’s tired of waiting, and Shock Value is her time to step up.

Tyrone Montgomery: It’s going to take a lot to keep someone of her caliber down. Bethany is more determined than ever to win this match tonight in Ontario, and we’re going to have to see how far she’s willing to go in order to cement herself.

(‘The End’ by Lil Uzi Vert ft. BABYMETAL then begins to play up as the crowd roars for KASAI who is seen beginning to make her way out. She has a sinister look on her face as she takes a look around before beginning to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)

Bella Braxton: Next… from Amani, Kagoshima, Japan… weighing in at 145 pounds… she is THE HUNTRESS… KASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: Oh brother, here comes this LOSER.

Tyrone Montgomery: Well KASAI has been more than willing to step up to the plate in any given situation and against talent of this caliber, this is absolutely no exception to the rule. She is not backing down, not even for a moment, and who knows, we might just see The Huntress as the winner of the Ultimate X tonight.

Rich Russillo: Except for the fact that she’s going to have someone breathing down her neck…

(‘Praise Gawd’ by Kanye West begins to play through the speakers as fire is seen erupting from the stage, and out of the smoke comes a determined Methuselah as he stares daggers toward the ring. He takes a deep breath before then beginning to make his way down the ramp and toward the ring.)

Bella Braxton: And lastly… from The Ether… weighing in at 17 stone…. he is THE DEMIURGE… METHUSELAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: … In the form of Methuselah, as we know that both of them have had their issues these past couple of weeks leading into this match.

Persephone: Motherfuckers be 50 and their opps be… 20 years old, or something.

Tyrone Montgomery: Well regardless, we know what Methuselah can pull off in a match like this, with the stakes as high as they are. He’s going to be more than willing to lay it on the line as he has done throughout his historic career. Truly a stacked career, this match is anyone’s guess for what is about to go down!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rich Russillo: Here we go! This is the match that we’ve been waiting for! The Ultimate X match! Cameron Ella Ava, Limmy Monaghan, Methuselah, Dr. Bethany Blue, and KASAI, all battling for a mystery opportunity in what could be one of the most dangerous matches of the night! It’s safe to say that we’re going to be in for one hell of a ride!

Persephone: I hope so. I hope there’s bloody murder. I WANT DEATH! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEATH ON MY MARQUEE EVENT?!

Tyrone Montgomery: WELL, WE MIGHT SEE IT! AS THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! KASAI TURNS AROUND AND IS BEGINNING TO SCALE UP THE SCAFFOLDING, BUT METHUSELAH IMMEDIATELY RUSHES HIMSELF OVER TO HER AND GRABS HER BY THE ANKLE BEFORE YANKING HER DOWN! AND NOW HE HAS HER BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH REPEATED STRIKES! WE KNOW THOSE TWO HAVE HAD ISSUES, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THAT’S ABOUT TO BOIL OVER!

Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, BETHANY HAS RUSHED FORWARD AND CONNECTED WITH A STRIKE TOWARD THE FACE OF LIMMY TO SEND HIM BACKWARD TOWARD ONE OF THE CORNERS! CAMERON RUSHES TOWARD THE BOTH OF THEM AND GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD- BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS IT CONNECTS ON LIMMY INSTEAD! Cameron takes a step back and immediately as her eyes on Bethany, AS SHE RUSHES OVER AND TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE HER OVER THE TOP ROPE- BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO GO UNDER AND SEND HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING INSTEAD!

Tyrone Montgomery: Cameron tumbles down to the outside of the ring and it looks like the fight between KASAI and Methuselah has spilled out to there as well, as KASAI is in retreat making her way around the ring, but Methuselah connects with a hard fist to the back of the head before spinning her around, AND SENDING HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! The former Specialists Champion crumbles over in pain but quickly makes her way back over, AS METHUSELAH MAKES HIS WAY OVER AND GRABS A HOLD OF HER AROUND THE WAIST, ONLY FOR KASAI TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! KASAI THEN TURNS HIM AROUND AS SHE SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!

Rich Russillo: KASAI takes a moment to stagger back and collapse down as Methuselah drops down to all fours, slowly trying to retreat himself away from the scene before she can do anything else. KASAI makes her way over as she grabs Methuselah and brings him up to his feet-

(BOOM!)

Tyrone Montgomery: WHAT THE HELL?! METHUSELAH JUST STRUCK KASAI WITH SOMETHING THAT JUST EXPLODED ON CONTACT! SHE’S BLINDED AS SHE DROPS TO THE GROUND! WHAT IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED?!

Persephone: THAT’S AN EXPLODING BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT MOTHERFUCKER! YES! NOW KILL HER! KILL HER!

Rich Russillo: KASAI is covering her eyes as she makes her way back up to her feet, the faintest trickle of blood seen, but it doesn’t seem like Methuselah is done-

(BOOM!)

Tyrone Montgomery: AS HE STRIKES HER AGAINST THE ABDOMEN AND SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! And immediately he makes his way back up to his feet and back into the ring, looking to scale up the scaffolding and try and get a headstart!

Rich Russillo: Meanwhile, Cameron has a hold of Bethany by the ankle and yanks her out of the ring! Both of them are beginning to trade fists back and forth, realizing that the situation is dire between the two of them! They continue to go at it-

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT THEY DON’T SEE LIMMY MONAGHAN! LIMMY RUSHES OVER AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE, TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A TOPE CON HILO! Limmy just took them both down to the ground and he is immediately up to his feet, and I think he sees that Methuselah is making his way up the scaffolding and onto the powerlines! He’s trying to get the opportunity while nobody’s looking!

(Limmy quickly climbs himself onto the apron, positioning himself as he eyes Methuselah, who is reaching out to grab a hold of the powerlines so he can lift himself to it, but by the looks of things, it looks like it’s too little, too late.)

Rich Russillo: LIMMY WITH A SPRINGBOARD OFF THE ROPES AS HE GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND SENDS HIM CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A NECKBREAKER OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING! METHUSELAH IS TAKEN STRAIGHT DOWN TO GROUND, AND LIMMY HAS JUMPED UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S CLEANING HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI is beginning to rise from the ringside area as Limmy recovers, AND LIMMY RUSHES OVER AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE- BUT THAT DOESN’T WORK OUT AS KASAI CONNECTS WITH A PALM STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!

Rich Russillo: Limmy tumbles down onto the apron and KASAI immediately climbs up with him. She grabs him and brings him up to his feet, but before she can do anything, it seems like Limmy is beginning to fight! He begins to send punches straight toward her face, doing what he can to make sure that he’s not sent down to his impending doom right now! But KASAI manages to grab him by the head and drive a knee straight into his abdomen! She then pulls him into a front facelock, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, LIMMY RUNS HER FORWARD AND DRIVES HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!

Tyrone Montgomery: Limmy takes a step back as KASAI staggers out of the corner, AND THE ACE IS QUICK TO STEP UP AND GO FOR A SUPERKICK- But KASAI manages to push the leg away as she steps forward, CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK OF HER OWN! She then grabs hold of Limmy again and sets him up!

Persephone: DROPPING THE MOTHERFUCKER ON HIS HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER ON THE APRON! YEAH! IS HE BREATHING?! CHECK IF HE’S BREATHING! I WANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DEAD!!!

Rich Russillo: KASAI makes her way back up to her feet and climbs up onto the apron, trying her best to enter into the ring as she sees an opportunity right now to make her way up the Ultimate X structure and take advantage-

(CRACK!)

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY JUST TOOK A STEEL CHAIR AND CHUCKED IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF KASAI SENDING HER TUMBLING BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! And now she turns herself around and sees Methuselah, who is beginning to make his way back up to his feet, slowly grabbing a hold of the corner while he does so! BUT BETHANY CONNECTS WITH A STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! She then grabs hold of him and sends him toward the center of the ring, beginning to make her way up the scaffolding-

Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH CONNECTS WITH A STRIKE TO THE BACK! Bethany is dangling now as she tries to regain her footing, but the Chairman is beginning to make his way up to the turnbuckles and join her up there! He begins to put a foot on the scaffolding as now he’s sending strikes Bethany’s way, trying to get her down from there so that he can go upward himself! But Bethany isn’t going down without a fight! She’s going to make sure that she holds her ground right now as both of them are going back and forth!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO SLAM HER FACE AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING! Bethany’s head bounces off as she tries her best to keep herself upward, but Methuselah already has a hold of her, AS HE LOOKS TO PUSH OFF AND GO FOR A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE! He then grabs hold of him!

Persephone: LEAPING UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOING FOR A FRANKENSTEINER OFF THE SCAFFOLDING! SPIKE HIS HEAD DOWN!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE TO KEEP HIMSELF UPWARD! Bethany is trying her best to get herself down from there, and Methuselah is still keeping her up, AND HE PUSHES OFF AND GOES FOR AN AVALANCHE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP-

Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY JUST REACHED UP AND GRABBED THE POWER LINES OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE! A SURGE OF ELECTRICITY FORCES METHUSELAH TO LET GO OF BETHANY! BUT DESPITE THAT, BETHANY IS STILL HANGING ON! METHUSELAH IS STUNTED FOR THE MOMENT BUT TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO REACH OUT FOR BETHANY-

(CRACK!)

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT CAMERON! WHERE DID CAMERON GET THAT ELECTRIC WHIP FROM?! SHE CRACKS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF METHUSELAH AND SENDS HIM DOWNWARD OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! METHUSELAH TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO STRIKE CAMERON-

Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON DUCKS UNDER AS SHE IMMEDIATELY PUSHES UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’! THE FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!

Persephone: BUT I DON’T THINK THOSE IDIOTS REALIZE THAT BETHANY IS STARTING TO CLIMB! SHE’S ABOUT TO WIN THIS MATCH BEFORE IT GETS INTERESTING!

(Bethany is grabbing a hold of the powerlines, her hands being sizzled while she does, fighting through the pain as she reaches out and desperately tries to grab a hold of the briefcase at the center. She knows that she doesn’t have much time, not only before the pain gets to her but before someone else does as well.)

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY CAN FEEL HERSELF INCHES AWAY AS SHE STRETCHES OUT AND TRIES TO GO FOR IT!

Rich Russillo: WAIT! I DON’T THINK SHE NOTICES THOUGH! LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS CLIMBED UP ONTO THE APRON AND IS POSITIONING HIMSELF! HE’S NOT ON THE CHASE FOR HER, HE’S SETTING HIMSELF UP!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS HE SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE ROPES AND SOARS THROUGH THE AIR, CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF BETHANY, WHICH SENDS HER DROPPING DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DROPKICK! WHAT A MOVE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN AS HE MANAGES TO SAVE THIS MATCH!

Rich Russillo: Limmy is taken down to the ground along with Bethany, and the only person up inside of the ring right now is Cameron Ella Ava! She turns around and makes her way toward one of the corners, and it seems like she is going to take the opportunity to start the climb up to the top of the Ultimate X structure!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT THAT’S STOPPED AS KASAI MANAGES TO CLIMB UP ONTO THE APRON AND GRAB HER BY THE HEAD, CONNECTING WITH A HOTSHOT TO SEND CAMERON DOWN TO THE CANVAS! KASAI manages to save herself some time but she’s not entering back into the ring, she’s dropping back down to the ringside area as she goes under the ring apron, and it seems like she’s looking for something here!

(KASAI pulls out a weapon and holds it into the air. Her signature ‘Queenslayer’ kendo stick, wrapped in barbed wire, taped up after the many battles that she’s used it in.)

Persephone: What the actual fuck is that?

Rich Russillo: IT’S THE ‘QUEENSLAYER’! AND KASAI IMMEDIATELY ROLLS INTO THE RING AND BEGINS TO GO HAM ON CAMERON! BEATING HER DOWN WITH THE WEAPON REPEATEDLY! CUTS AND BRUISES BEGIN TO SHOW UP AROUND THE BODY AS CAMERON WRITHES IN PAIN! NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING!

Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI THEN TAKES THE KENDO STICK BEFORE WRAPPING IT AROUND THE NECK OF CAMERON! BEGINNING TO CHOKE HER OUT! CAMERON IS REACHING OUT AND GASPING FOR AIR, BUT KASAI HAS A VICE GRIP ON HER RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE’S INCAPACITATED SO SHE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE! SHE HAS A HOLD OF CAMERON-

Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY JUST RUSHED IN AND CONNECTED WITH A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASAI TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! BOTH KASAI AND CAMERON ARE DOWN AND THE ACE IS BACK IN THE FOLD!

Tyrone Montgomery: Bethany is beginning to make her way up, and she doesn’t look very happy that Limmy stole the opportunity away from her to win this match! SHE RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A STRIKE- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! HE QUICKLY TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF HER, BEFORE LIFTING HER INTO THE AIR AND TAKING HER DOWN WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!

Rich Russillo: Bethany falls to a seated position as Limmy then makes his way up to his feet, turning around and running the ropes, BEFORE NAILING HER WITH A PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Limmy is back up to his feet, and it looks like he’s going to try to win this match-

Persephone: BUT THAT SLIMY FUCK METHUSELAH COMES IN AND GRABS HIM FOR A ‘METH FX’!

Tyrone Montgomery: DOESN’T HAPPEN! THE BUTTERFLY SUPLEX IS COUNTERED AS LIMMY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND GRAB A HOLD OF HIM BY THE HAND AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! LIMMY MAKES HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET AS METHUSELAH RECOVERS AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARD HIM, GOING FOR A STRIKE- BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER AS HE LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY!

Rich Russillo: Limmy connects as he falls against one of the corners and immediately begins to jump up to the turnbuckles! And I don’t think he’s done either, as he jumps up onto the scaffolding of the Ultimate X as well, AND HE PUSHES OFF, GOING FOR A MOONSAULT TO FINISH THE COMBO OFF ON METHUSELAH!

(…)

Persephone: SPEAR! MOTHERFUCKER! :mjlol2:

Tyrone Montgomery: LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS FLIPPED INSIDE OUT AS METHUSELAH CATCHES HIM IN AN UPSIDE DOWN POSITION WITH THE SPEAR! LIMMY’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! WHAT A COUNTER BY METHUSELAH RIGHT THERE!

Rich Russillo: It doesn’t look like Methuselah is going to climb up the Ultimate X, instead, it seems like he’s dropping himself out of the ring and going under the apron to see whatever he can conjure up right here to use to his advantage!

Tyrone Montgomery: Well, it looks like he just pulled out a bag…

(Methuselah unzips the Gawdzilla Khan™ Training Duffel Bag and unveils a litany of weapons, violent machinations, and ill intentions. But he specifically grabs something in particular and takes it out.)

Rich Russillo: HE JUST PULLED OUT A 2X4 WITH NAILS STICKING OUT OF IT!

Persephone: :notbad: I’m impressed the old man has some tricks up his sleeve.

Tyrone Montgomery: HE ENTERS INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY TAKES A SWING AT A RECOVERING BETHANY-

Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT JUST IN TIME! SHE TURNS AROUND AS SHE GOES FOR ‘TJD’! THE SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF METHUSELAH TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! BETHANY TURNS AROUND!

Persephone: AND METHUSELAH SLAMS THE 2X4 AGAINST HER SKULL! BETHANY CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS THE WEAPON IS LODGED IN HER FOREHEAD! NAILS PIERCING INTO HER SKIN AS SHE CRIES IN AGONY! YES! THIS IS GREAT! MORE! MORE! MORE!

Rich Russillo: KASAI NOW HAS A HOLD OF THE ‘QUEENSLAYER’ AGAIN AS SHE GOES FOR A SWING TOWARD THE HEAD OF METHUSELAH- BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS UNDER THAT! HE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK!

Tyrone Montgomery: LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AND CUTTING KASAI IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR-

Rich Russillo: SCOUTED! KASAI MANAGES TO LEAPFROG OVER IT JUST IN TIME! METHUSELAH DOES A FORWARD ROLL UP TO A KNEELING POSITION, ONLY FOR KASAI TO SPIN AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! KASAI THEN TURNS AROUND AND BEGINS TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I DON’T THINK SHE’S HEADED UP THERE TO CLIMB THE STRUCTURE!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS SHE PUSHES HERSELF OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND GOES FOR ‘KITSUNE’S BLESSING V2’! THE MOONSAULT STOMP TO METHUSELAH TO CAVE HIS CHEST IN!

Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HE GRABS KASAI BY THE ANKLE AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE LOCKING IN A CROSSFACE SUBMISSION HOLD!

Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI REALIZES THE SITUATION THAT SHE’S IN RIGHT NOW AS SHE BEGINS TO REACH FOR ANYTHING, DOING WHAT SHE CAN TO ESCAPE! SHE JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF CAMERON’S ELECTRIC WHIP AND IS FIDDLING WITH IT IN HER HANDS TO TRY AND GET METHUSELAH!

Persephone: BUT METHUSELAH SNATCHES IT OUT OF HER HANDS AND POSITIONS HIMSELF! NOW HE’S CHOKING THAT BITCH OUT WITH THE ELECTRIC WHIP! YES!

Rich Russillo: THAT WHIP IS WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF KASAI AS ELECTRICITY SURGES THROUGH, CAUSING HER TO CONVULSE VIOLENTLY AS SHE WAVES HER HANDS AROUND! METHUSELAH CONTINUES TO HAVE A STRONG GRIP ON HER, AND I DON’T THINK HE’S GOING TO LET GO! ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING THAT THESE TWO HAVE GONE THROUGH-

(…)

Tyrone Montgomery: ‘CONCUSSION PROTOCOL’! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS BACK IN THE FOLD AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND SPIKES METHUSELAH’S HEAD DOWN TO THE GROUND MID-SUBMISSION HOLD WITH THE CURB STOMP!

Rich Russillo: Bethany crumbles down to the ground as Methuselah and KASAI are both completely out of it right now! And while she recovers, it seems like Cameron and Limmy are both beginning to trade strikes between each other! Limmy manages to create distance as he connects with a hard knee strike to the abdomen before spinning around and trying to send her through the middle rope and out of the ring- But Cameron manages to turn it around as she sends Limmy through the ropes instead! Cameron then takes a step back as Limmy makes his way back up to his feet, AND SHE GOES FOR A SHOULDER THRUST TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA-

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! Cameron’s head is through the ropes, AS LIMMY TAKES A STEP FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Cameron tumbles down onto the apron, and Limmy takes a moment to recover before setting her up, RUSHING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ ON THE APRON!

Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO SNATCH HIM WHILE HE’S RUSHING FORWARD! SHE PUSHES OFF AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE MATTING!

Tyrone Montgomery: Both Cameron and Limmy are splayed out on the ground and out of the equation, and it seems like more of a chance than any for Bethany to once again try to make her way back up the Ultimate X structure! She’s making her way up the scaffolding, and it seems like she’s in the clear! If nobody stops her right now, then she could very well be the winner of this mystery opportunity that is on the line!

Rich Russillo: BUT SHE DOESN’T GET TOO FAR! KASAI JUST RAN UP THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND LATCHED ONTO HER BACK! SHE HAS A SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN, AND BETHANY IS STUCK! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND SHE KNOWS THAT SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING OR ELSE KASAI IS GOING TO SEND HER TO HER IMPENDING DOOM!

Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI IS WRENCHING ON THAT NECK! DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN RIGHT NOW TO MAKE SURE THAT BETHANY DOES NOT GET UP ANY FURTHER THAN SHE ALREADY HAS IN THIS MATCH! BUT BETHANY IS A FIGHTER, SHE LETS ONE OF HER HANDS GO FROM THE SCAFFOLDING AND BEGINS TO DRIVE ELBOWS INTO KASAI REPEATEDLY! BOTH OF THEM STRUGGLING FOR CONTROL-

(CRACK!)

Persephone: BUT METHUSELAH JUST CAME IN AND CRACKED THAT ELECTRIC WHIP AGAINST THE BACK OF KASAI! BLEED BITCH!

Rich Russillo: KASAI’S GRIP IS LOOSENED ON BETHANY BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP METHUSELAH GRABS A HOLD OF BOTH OF THEM, AS HE SENDS THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN EMPHATIC POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Tyrone Montgomery: THE CHAIRMAN JUST TOOK BOTH OF THEM DOWN AS AN ACT OF REVENGE FOR EARLIER, AND NOW HE’S TURNED AROUND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO MAKE HIS WAY UP THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE!

Persephone: SERIOUSLY?! CAN THAT OLD FUCK EVEN MAKE IT UP THERE?!

Rich Russillo: IT LOOKS LIKE NOTHING IS STOPPING HIM AS HE HEADS UP THE SCAFFOLDING AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE POWERLINES! YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ON HIS FACE AS HE DOES SO, BUT HE’S CONTINUING TO PUSH HIMSELF UPWARD AS HE STARTS TO HANG FROM THE STRUCTURE! HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD THE BRIEFCASE!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT I DON’T THINK HE SEES THAT CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS QUICKLY SCALED UP BEHIND HIM! CAMERON HAS A HOLD OF THE ANKLE OF METHUSELAH AS SHE SLOWLY BRINGS HERSELF UP ONTO THE POWER LINES! SHE’S TAKING A DIFFERENT APPROACH AND BALANCING HERSELF ON THE TOP OF IT RATHER THAN CRAWL UNDERNEATH IT, BUT I’D ARGUE THAT’S MORE PAIN COMING HER WAY AS SHE HAS LIMITED TIME TO GET METHUSELAH OFF OF THERE!

Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH IS TRYING HIS BEST TO KICK HER AWAY, BUT CAMERON IS PERSISTENT, REFUSING TO LET GO EVEN FOR A SECOND! SHE BEGINS TO CRAWL TOWARD HIM AND CONNECTS WITH STRIKES TO HIS FACE! AND METHUSELAH HAS NOTHING THAT HE CAN USE TO HIS ADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW TO BLOCK CAMERON’S ATTACK! BOTH OF THEM ARE ON THE POWER LINES RIGHT NOW!

Tyrone Montgomery: CAMERON USES HER FEET TO KICK METHUSELAH IN THE FACE! AND IT LOOKS LIKE METHUSELAH IS LOSING HIS GRIP AS HIS HANDS DRAG AGAINST THE POWER LINES AND FORCES HIM TO LET GO! HE’S DROPPING DOWN!

Rich Russillo: BUT HE MANAGES TO GRAB CAMERON’S ANKLE IN THE PROCESS! HE YANKS HER DOWN, AND CAMERON IS SENT PLUMMETING DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAMERON IS WRITHING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S LYING OUT ON THE CANVAS!

Persephone: BUT LOOK! THAT OLD FUCK IS HANGING FROM HIS LEGS ON THE POWERLINES! IT’S PROBABLY ELECTROCUTING HIS FUCKING TESTICLES RIGHT NOW!

Tyrone Montgomery: METHUSELAH IS IN PAIN AS HE TRIES TO STRETCH HIS ARMS AND GRAB A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE! BUT HE’S TOO FAR AWAY, AND I KNOW IN HIS MIND HE SURE AS HELL DOESN’T WANT TO TAKE THE FALL RIGHT NOW! HE CRUNCHES HIMSELF UPWARD AND TRIES TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE POWERLINES! AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO REGAIN HIS GRIP ON THE ULTIMATE X!

Rich Russillo: BUT I DON’T THINK HE REALIZES THAT LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS MADE HIS WAY UP ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE! LIMMY POSITIONS HIMSELF!

Persephone: AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP AND GRABS A HOLD OF METHUSELAH, TACKLING HIM AND SENDING HIM PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! BOTH OF THEM ARE LAID OUT ON THE GROUND, AND WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE RIGHT NOW WITH THIS MATCH!

Tyrone Montgomery: What a match this has been so far! Every Elitist in this is trying their best to lay it all on the line for the chance to win the mystery opportunity hanging from this Ultimate X structure here tonight in Ontario!

Persephone: The longer this match goes, the more of a chance that everyone in this match violently dies, this match gets called off, and nobody wins. I’m tempted to stand up from my seat and take matters into my own hands.

Tyrone Montgomery: I don’t think there’s any need for that. :whoa:

Persephone: Nobody asked for your OPINION, Tyrone. God.

Rich Russillo: Well it seems like our first Elitist has begun to show movement, as KASAI is slowly rolling herself under the bottom rope and out of the ring. She slowly began to look under the ring apron and see what she could pull out. There’s a lot under that ring that can be used to her advantage, I have no idea what’s up her sleeve.

Tyrone Montgomery: WELL, FROM WHAT I SEE, THOUGH SHE’S PULLING OUT A TABLE WITH GUSSET PLATES ON TOP OF THEM! SHE’S BEGINNING TO SET IT UP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND JUDGING BY THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE, IT’S CLEAR THAT SHE’S UP TO NO GOOD!

Persephone: I see where she’s getting at here, Methuselah doesn’t have a good experience with gusset plates. :mjlol:

Rich Russillo: She quickly slides herself into the ring and sees Bethany make her way back up to her feet, but before she can do anything, Bethany makes her way over to her and begins to connect with hard strikes to the abdomen! She knows exactly what KASAI is up to and she’s not going to let her get the better of her here! KASAI manages to connect with a knee to the abdomen though as she knows that she needs to keep her ground here! She then turns around and runs to the ropes and back!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AS SHE GOES FOR ‘THE REMEDY’ TO KASAI!

Rich Russillo: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO PUSH HER AWAY JUST IN TIME! SHE TURNS AROUND AND MANAGES TO NAIL A SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE KNEECAP TO DROP BETHANY DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION, AND SHE RUSHES FORWARD AS SHE GOES FOR A ‘CTE’ ATTEMPT! THE KINSHASA!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AS KASAI-

Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH JUST CAME IN AND STABBED KASAI RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE WITH SOMETHING! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

(Methuselah collapses down to a kneeling position, clutching in his hands a now bloodied railroad spike as he slowly begins to push himself up, looking down at KASAi who is covering her face in agony right now.)

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY MAKES HER WAY BACK TOWARD HER FEET AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT TOWARD METHUSELAH HERSELF!

Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE ICE PICK TOWARD THE FOREHEAD OF BETHANY TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! METHUSELAH THEN DROPS DOWN AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE HEAD OF BETHANY!

Tyrone Montgomery: AND NOW IS BEGINNING TO DRIVE THAT ICE PICK REPEATEDLY INTO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE! BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO GUSH OUT AT A RAPID RATE, AND HE HAS A CRAZED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHILE HE DOES SO! THE CHAIRMAN HAS A FIRM CONTROL OF THIS MATCH, AND THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD FOR THE REST OF THE PARTICIPANTS IF HE KEEPS THIS UP!

Rich Russillo: WE KNOW HOW METHUSELAH IS IN MATCHES THAT ARE HIGH STAKES LIKE THIS ONE, AND IT’S CLEAR THAT EACH OF THEM IS GOING TO HAVE TO DIG DOWN DEEP IF THEY WANT TO SURVIVE THE RAMPAGE OF GAWD RIGHT NOW! BUT HE FINALLY RELENTS ON BETHANY, WHO IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND LIKE DEAD WEIGHT, BEFORE RUSHING OVER AS HE GOES TO SEND CAMERON ELLA AVA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!

Persephone: Cameron’s bitchass lands on the apron, and she knows if she drops her ass is going straight through that gusset plate table, I hope she drops and dies. It would be really funny if you asked me.

Tyrone Montgomery: Well, it doesn’t seem like Cameron wants much of that herself! Methuselah immediately grabbed her by the head and began to send repeated strikes toward her face, but Cameron refused to let go! She’s still hanging on as much as she possibly can right now because she knows that if this hits, then she could very well be out of the equation when it comes to this match! Methuselah reels back and goes for a huge strike- BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AS SHE GOES FOR A SHOULDER THRUST TO THE ABDOMEN OF METHUSELAH-

Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH CONNECTS WITH A HARD KNEE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE THAT LEAVES CAMERON TEETERING TOWARD THAT GUSSET PLATE TABLE! SHE HANGS ON THOUGH, BUT SHE’S STUNNED, AND THIS ALLOWS METHUSELAH TO TURN AROUND AND RUN TOWARD THE ROPES AND BACK!

Tyrone Montgomery: AS HE GOES FOR A SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES TO SEND CAMERON THROUGH THE GUSSET PLATE TABLE!

(**CRASH!**)

(…)

Persephone: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO SIDE STEP JUST IN TIME AND SEND METHUSELAH FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE TABLE HIMSELF! IS HE DEAD?! I DON’T THINK THAT OLD MAN CAN TAKE A FALL LIKE THAT ANYMORE HIS SCOLIOSIS MIGHT BE KICKING HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!

(Methuselah is frozen in pain as his cries of agony are heard echoing through the arena. He slowly rolls himself off of the gusset plates, peeling his skin off of them as blood begins to drip down his back. Cameron can’t help but look down at him sprawled out on the ground, but immediately begins to look upward, as she doesn’t waste any time beginning to start scaling the Ultimate X structure and hopefully getting herself one step closer to victory.)

Rich Russillo: CAMERON IS MAKING HER WAY UP THE SCAFFOLDING AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING IS STOPPING HER FROM WHAT SHE DESIRES RIGHT NOW! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF THE POWER LINES AND BEGINS TO DRAG HERSELF TOWARD THEM AND NOW SHE’S BEGINNING TO CRAWL! FROM WHAT I SEE RIGHT NOW, NOBODY HAS MOVED FROM WHERE THEY ARE!

(Cameron is fighting through the pain right now as the powerlines begin to start sending surges throughout her body. She looks down on the ground to see everyone still completely out of it, and she knows that this match is hers for the taking. It’s only when she looks up…)

(… Does she see Limmy Monaghan, perched on top of the scaffolding of the Ultimate X structure, eyeing her down directly with a serious expression.)

Tyrone Montgomery: LIMMY MONAGHAN LEAPS OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING AND DRIVES A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CHEST OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! BOTH OF THEM ARE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SENT PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Persephone: YES! KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER! LET’S GO!!!

Rich Russillo: EVERYONE IS DOWN RIGHT NOW! NOBODY IS MOVING! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN HERE TONIGHT AT SHOCK VALUE!

(Soon, four Elitists begin to stir up to their feet. KASAI and Bethany eye one another inside of the ring, staring daggers into each other, bloodied and battered. Meanwhile, a hurt Cameron has retreated to the outside of the ring, while Limmy Monaghan, the man who took her out, is across the ringside area from her.)

Tyrone Montgomery: LIMMY JUST RUSHED AT CAMERON AND WENT FOR A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’!

Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! CAMERON SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT LIMMY TAKES THE FOREARM AND SHOVES IT AWAY! CAMERON STAGGERS BACKWARD AS SHE TRIES TO RUSH TOWARD HIM!

Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE WHICH STAGGERS HER BACKWARD AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING! SHE KEEPS A HOLD OF IT AS LIMMY RUSHES TOWARD HER-

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT CAMERON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE SENDS LIMMY FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL OF THE SCAFFOLDING! Limmy crumbles down to a heap and Cameron takes advantage of this as she turns him around and lifts him up!

Rich Russillo: GOING FOR ‘NO BODY, NO CRIME’! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER-

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO SLIP OFF AND CONNECT WITH A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! CAMERON STAGGERS BACK AND FALLS AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING!

(Limmy staggers back, a serious expression washing over him as he stares a hole into a recovering Cameron.)

Limmy Monaghan: (Off-Mic) It’s just business, Cam.

(BANG!)

Persephone: LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A ‘DIVINE DEPARTURE’! THE SWINGING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CAMERON SPLATTERS HER FACE AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING! HER ASS IS DEAD! YES! FINALLY!

Rich Russillo: LIMMY STAGGERS BACK AND DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAMERON IS A BLOODY MESS BUT LIMMY KNOWS THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION!

Tyrone Montgomery: MEANWHILE, THE FIGHT IS STILL UNFOLDING IN THE RING! BETHANY TAKES A SWING AT KASAI- BUT KASAI MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! SHE CONNECTS WITH A HARD KICK TO THE KNEE AS BETHANY HOBBLES OVER, BEFORE SHE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! KASAI THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK, BUT ONLY FOR BETHANY TO BE ABLE TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND NAIL HER WITH A CALF KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Rich Russillo: BETHANY MAKES HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET-

Tyrone Montgomery: SPEAR!

Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CUT BETHANY IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!

(An incensed Methuselah is seen rising back up to his feet, bloodied and pissed off. He looks over and eyes a recovering KASAI who doesn’t even realize what is about to happen to her…)

Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI RUSHES OVER TO METHUSELAH-

Rich Russillo: ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPEAR AS WELL!

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY AND KASAI ARE DOWN! LIMMY AND CAMERON ARE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HAVEN’T MOVED SINCE THEIR PLUMMET DOWN TO THE GROUND! METHUSELAH IS ALREADY SCALING UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING! HE HAS THIS MATCH RIGHT IN THE PALM OF HIS HANDS!

Persephone: NO! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LET THIS GERIATRIC FUCK STEAL THIS MATCH AWAY FROM YOU? YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH HAS SNATCHED A HOLD OF THE POWER LINES! NOBODY HAS MOVED AN INCH SINCE HE TOOK DOWN BOTH KASAI AND BETHANY WITH THE SPEAR! HE’S CRAWLING OVER TO THE BRIEFCASE AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT’S GOING TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING THERE! THIS MATCH IS GAWD’S FOR THE TAKING!

(KASAI has rolled to the ringside area, slowly stirring as she looks up to the structure and sees Methuselah literally inches away from the briefcase. She knows deep down that if she rushes up there, she’s not going to make it in time to stop him.)

(On quick thinking, she heads to the corner barricade, eyeing a beer vendor with an ice box strapped over his neck. She lunges over and grabs the ice box, swiftly snatching it away as she turns around. Inside of the ring, Methuselah is as close as anyone has gotten to the briefcase, trying to reach out every chance that he gets, fighting through the pain and agony, trying to seize his moment. Meanwhile, KASAI rolls into the ring, ice box in hand as water splashes everywhere, and as she begins to wind herself up…)

(She heaves the ice box upward.)

(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

Tyrone Montgomery: OH MY GOD! KASAI HAS JUST DOUSED METHUSELAH IN WATER! IT MAKES CONTACT WITH THE POWERLINES AND THE CHAIRMAN IS BEING VIOLENTLY ELECTROCUTED!

Persephone: SMOKE IS COMING OUT! SPARKS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE! YES MOTHERFUCKER! DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEEEEEE!

Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH IS BEING BURNT TO A CRISP BEFORE THE CURRENT STOPS! HE’S SENT PLUMMETING DOWNWARD TO THE CANVAS AND HE’S OUT IN A SMOLDERING HEAP! KASAI STAGGERS BACK IN SHOCK AFTER WHAT SHE’S JUST SEEN, BUT THAT CERTAINLY JUST DID THE JOB RIGHT THERE! METHUSELAH MIGHT BE-

Persephone: FUCKING DEAD! METHUSELAH IS FUCKING DEAD! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT?!

(KASAI falls back into the corner, as the crowd is stunned at what they’re seeing in the center of the ring right now. She slowly begins to make her way out of the corner, realizing immediately that she needs to make something out of this…)

(SLICE!)

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SLICED KASAI ACROSS HER BODY WITH A SCALPEL!

Rich Russillo: KASAI IS BEGINNING TO BLEED OUT, AND BETHANY IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS THIS UP!

Tyrone Montgomery: CONNECTING WITH ‘CODE BLUE’! HEART PUNCH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! AND NOW BETHANY IS BEGINNING TO MAKE HER WAY UP THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING!

Rich Russillo: THERE IS NOBODY THAT HAS MORE OF AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THIS RIGHT NOW THAN DR. BETHANY BLUE!

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY HAS A HOLD OF THE POWERLINES AS SHE BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TO THE BRIEFCASE! SHE HAS HER EYES SET ON WINNING THIS MATCH AND PUTTING AN END TO THE CARNAGE COMPLETELY! BUT I DON’T THINK THAT SHE’S ALONE IN THAT ENDEAVOR!

Rich Russillo: BECAUSE LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS REACHED THE POWERLINES AS WELL! BOTH OF THEM ARE ON A CRASH COURSE TOWARD EACH OTHER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE!

Persephone: NO! FUCK! I DON’T LIKE EITHER SCENARIO! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

Tyrone Montgomery: Would you have liked any scenario???

Persephone: … Not really, no.

Rich Russillo: BOTH OF THEM FREE ONE OF THEIR HANDS AND BEGIN TO SEND STRIKES TOWARD ONE ANOTHER, TRYING TO LOOSEN THEIR GRIP ON THE STRUCTURE WHILE KEEPING THEMSELVES UP ON THE POWERLINES!

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY GOES FOR A STRIKE- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO BLOCK IT WITH HIS FOREARM AND REEL BACK AS HE GOES FOR A HUGE STRIKE-

Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS AS BETHANY’S GRIP SLIPS! SHE GOES UPSIDE DOWN ON THE STRUCTURE! TRYING HER BEST TO HOLD ON BY HER LEGS, BUT LIMMY INCHES CLOSER TO THE BRIEFCASE AS HE REACHES OUT! HE HAS A HOLD OF IT AND HE’S TRYING TO UNHOOK IT!

(…)

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF THE SCALPEL FROM EARLIER AND JUST TRIED TO STAB IT INTO BACK OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!

Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY JUST FREED ONE OF HIS HANDS AND SNATCHED THE SCALPEL FROM HER HANDS! HE SWINGS HIMSELF FORWARD-

(Suddenly, the crowd gasps.)

(Bethany freezes as Limmy stabs the scalpel right against the side of her neck.)

Persephone: Oh.

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY IS FROZEN AS HER HANDS RELEASE FROM THE POWERLINES! SHE’S HANGING BY HER LEGS AS BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP FROM HER NECK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! LIMMY IS FROZEN FOR A MOMENT TOO!

Rich Russillo: BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP HIM AS HE REACHES OUT AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE!

(…)

(Suddenly, a cry of pain is heard.)

Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY JUST RIPPED THE SCALPEL OUT OF HER NECK! SHE GRIPS IT IN HER HANDS-

Rich Russillo: DRIVING IT INTO THE SHOULDER OF LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH INTENSITY!

(Bethany releases the grip that she has on Limmy, and while she does…)

(Limmy plummets down to the ground.)

(Bethany, barely conscious, slowly uses the last ounce of energy that she has to crunch upward and reach her arms up.)

(As she unhooks the briefcase.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Somebody Call Me A Doctor’ begins to play through the speakers as Dr. Bethany Blue immediately loses her grip with the briefcase in her hands and falls down to the canvas with a thud. She’s unresponsive as officials quickly rush into the ring and begin to assess the situation at hand. With even the winner completely out of it, it’s clear that the carnage has unfolded and absolutely nobody has survived.)

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE ULTIMATE X MATCH!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: … Fuck.

Tyrone Montgomery: After the trials and tribulations that came with this match, after all of these Elitists quite literally put themselves through absolute hell to try and get their way here tonight, it was none other than Dr. Bethany Blue who made her way out of the debris with the victory.

Rich Russillo: Now she has a mystery opportunity that will be revealed at a later time, and I think that she is more than happy to relish in the moment tonight once she wakes up. This entire season she has stood on the fact that she is the best competitor on Voltage, and that she will go through anyone to prove that, and tonight, she went out here in Ontario and did just that.

Persephone: I don’t like it.

Tyrone Montgomery: We don’t care! Congratulations to Bethany on her victory!

(Bethany is rolled out of the ring, being checked on continuously as she hasn’t moved an inch since winning the match. Methuselah is being stretchered out while KASAI, Cameron, and a recovering Limmy Monaghan are all seen being checked on. The last shot seen is medics continuing to check on Bethany as Shock Value then begins to fade to elsewhere..)

(A commercial airs for EAW 2k25, featuring an all new fitness meter for your MyElitist mode. Go to the gym and control your Elitist’s physique. Will you work out and be a trim Jamie O’Hara or will you take the Xander Payne route, stop taking your Jardiance and Ozempic, and eat cheeseburgers all the time? The choice is yours!)

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(Voltage returns to ringside, and the cage for tonight’s High Voltage match has finally been lowered. Bella Braxton can be seen with a microphone at ringside, and finally she begins to speak.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

(Suddenly, the lights go out. Smoke begins to fill the stage, and the smoke slowly begins to make its way all throughout the arena until finally, ‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie begins to play. The fans begin to boo as the lights slowly begin to return, and Caroline can be seen standing on the stage. The boos grow louder seeing Caroline, who remains on the stage, not concerned about the fans or the reception she is given.)

Persephone: Oh, great. Why is SHE here?

Tyrone Montgomery: Well we know Jake made a phone call to Caroline weeks ago, and just last week she made her return to Voltage with an attack on Michael Machina! It looks like she’s going to be sticking around for this Championship match, and I have to say that might just be a problem.

Persephone: What exactly is she gonna do, though? It’s not like she’s just gonna be allowed in the cage, plus it’s gonna be all electrified.

Rich Russillo: That’s a fair point, but if Caroline is here despite that, her and Jake must have some sort of plan in mind.

(As Caroline waits on the stage, ‘Win’ by Jay Rock replaces her own theme. The boos only grow louder as Jake Smith begins making his way out to the stage, and somehow they once again grow louder as they see him wearing Michael Machina’s EAW World Championship around his waist. Jake has a large grin on his face, and the two begin to make their way down the ramp together as Jake taunts a few of the fans in attendance, saying that he’s the real EAW World Champion. As Jake and Caroline reach ringside, Caroline remains at ringside as Jake makes his way into the cage, all with a confident look on his face.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first!… Accompanied by Caroline… From Atherton, California… Weighing in at 210 pounds… “THE PROCESS”, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Well here comes Jake Smith, and despite the Championship being around his waist, I’d like to remind everyone that Jake is NOT the current EAW World Champion. He stole the Championship following an attack he and Caroline laid on Michael Machina.

Rich Russillo: Jake has always been known for his unusual antics and this is no different. Jake is playing mind games right now, and while there’s a chance his arrogance can come back to bite him, we also have to acknowledge how much of a threat he is. There’s a good chance that when he walks out of this match, that title really is his.

Persephone: That sounds like the worst case scenario, which says a lot because I think I hate the idea of anyone here winning.

(‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ by Royal Deluxe follows, and the boos continue as Adam Lucas begins to walk out. Adam already looks annoyed seeing that Caroline is present for this match, but he looks towards Jake, and he appears to be ready for this match knowing that this is both his chance to finally get rid of Jake and his chance to become a two-time World Champion. Adam wastes no more time, beginning to walk down the ramp as he shows no fear heading towards the electric steel cage, prepared for whatever High Voltage has to offer.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From New York… Weighing in at 238 pounds… “THE NEXT LEVEL”, AAAAAADAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas is here, and while he’s another extremely talented individual more than capable of winning this one, we have to remember he has more on his mind than just the Championship. He said that he wouldn’t allow his issues with Jake to cost him the title, but you never know what may happen once things actually get heated.

Rich Russillo: That’s a good point, but in a match like this anything can happen. If he plays his cards right, Adam could even pin Jake to win the EAW World Championship! He’d be killing two birds with one stone, but we know something like that is easier said than done.

Persephone: Well Adam has already found a way to screw things up basically all season, so I wouldn’t get my hopes up. After all, this match is only happening like this because Jake somehow managed to sneak his way into Adam’s pin on Cameron Ella Ava at King of Elite. How do you even let something like that happen?

(Finally, ‘Apostle’s Warning’ by Mobb Deep hits, causing an explosion of cheers to come from the crowd. Michael Machina steps out to the stage, staring directly at Jake Smith and Adam Lucas, who are inside of the steel cage. Michael Machina isn’t wearing his Championship thanks to it being stolen by Jake, but he still has an extremely focused look on his face, ready for this match as he makes his way down the ramp. Machina takes note of Caroline at ringside on his way to the ring, but for now he maintains his focus on his two opponents, not letting her presence get to him.)

Bella Braxton: And making his way to the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 250 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, “THE NEW LEGEND”, MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAEEELLLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAAAAACCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: And now the *actual* EAW World Champion is here, and that’s Michael Machina. Machina doesn’t look too happy right now, but that’s to be expected after everything that happened last week. Still, he’s focused and he’s gonna need to be when dealing with opponents like Adam Lucas and Jake Smith at the same time.

Rich Russillo: Earlier in the night we saw Bea Valentine become the new Universal Women’s Champion in an incredible match against Milli Banks. Could we see Michael Machina end this night on an incredibly high note for the two, or will either Adam Lucas or Jake Smith put an end to Machina’s reign as Champion right here?

Persephone: I don’t really care, I just hope someone gets hurt. This is High Voltage, so they better not disappoint.

(Once everyone is in the cage, the door is locked, and the cage is powered on, causing electricity to run through the steel, making it a danger to all three Elitists. After this, the referee calls for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM LUCAS JUST LOW BLOWED JAKE SMITH!

Persephone: :mjlol: That didn’t take long.

Rich Russillo: AS SOON AS THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH STARTED ADAM LUCAS RUSHED TO TAKE OUT JAKE SMITH, KICKING HIM BELOW THE BELT! ADAM NOW TURNING HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS MICHAEL MACHINA, AND THE TWO ELITISTS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER BEFORE BEGINNING TO BRAWL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! REMEMBER EVERYONE, THIS IS HIGH VOLTAGE! THESE THREE ELITISTS ARE BEING SURROUNDED BY AN ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE, SO ONE WRONG MOVE AND THINGS COULD GO VERY WRONG FOR ONE OF THESE ELITISTS!

Tyrone Montgomery: YEAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MICHAEL MACHINA WHO SUFFERS THAT FATE AS ADAM KNEES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION, BEFORE GRABBING MACHINA AND CHARGING TOWARDS THE ROPES, LOOKING TO SEND THE CHAMPION INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!

Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA USES HIS BOOT TO SAVE HIMSELF THOUGH, PRESSING IT AGAINST THE CAGE BEFORE ELBOWING ADAM LUCAS IN THE SIDE! Adam stumbles back- BUT MICHAEL MACHINA QUICKLY GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM INTO A SHORT-ARM LARIAT! Huge move by the Champion there, WHO QUICKLY LIFTS ADAM LUCAS UP, POTENTIALLY LOOKING TO THROW HIM INTO THE CAGE!

Persephone: But AGAIN these two manage to avoid the electric cage, because Adam Lucas just slipped behind Michael Machina before hitting him with an elbow to the back of the head. This is disappointing so far. Why hasn’t anyone gotten electrocuted yet???

Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas grabs Michael Machina after that elbow, AND HE’S TRYING TO FORCE MACHINA’S HEAD INTO THE CAGE, BUT MACHINA IS HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND KEEPING HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE MAT, TRYING TO PULL HIS HEAD AWAY FROM THE CAGE! IF MICHAEL MACHINA IS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THAT CAGE THIS EARLY HIS CHANCES COULD BE SEVERELY HURT, BUT HE ALREADY SHOULD HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW TO AVOID SITUATIONS LIKE THIS THANKS TO WHAT HE WENT THROUGH AGAINST METHUSELAH AT KING OF ELITE!

Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO ADAM LUCAS, PUSHING ADAM OFF OF HIM! Adam stumbles to a knee, AND NOW MICHAEL MACHINA LIFTS HIM UP!

Tyrone Montgomery: .50 CAL!!!!

Persephone: WRONG! Adam Lucas was able to push himself up and over Michael Machina, landing behind him so he could shove Machina into the ropes. Michael Machina just bounced off of them-

Rich Russillo: AND ADAM LUCAS JUST POPPED MACHINA UP FOR LEVEL UP!

Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM DOESN’T GET IT, THOUGH! THIS TIME IT’S MICHAEL MACHINA THAT JUMPS OUT OF ADAM LUCAS’ GRASP, AND HE BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES BEFORE BOUNCING OFF OF THEM! MICHAEL MACHINA RUNS FULL SPEED RIGHT PAST ADAM LUCAS, BEFORE BOUNCING OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES!

Rich Russillo: BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: SUPERKICK!!!!

Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH IS BACK IN THIS, AND HE JUST HIT MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK!!

Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM LUCAS TURNS TO JAKE, AND HE GETS HIT WITH A SUPERKICK AS WELL!! JAKE NOW GRABBING ADAM, AND HE WASTES NO TIME THROWING ADAM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, ELECTROCUTING ADAM AS THOUSANDS OF VOLTS TAKE OUT THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

Rich Russillo: JAKE TURNS AROUND TO A LARIAT FROM MICHAEL MACHINA, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE KICKING THE CHAMPION’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! JAKE NOW QUICKLY JUMPING UP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF IT AND TAKING THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION DOWN WITH HELL ABOVE!!!!! HELL ABOVE CONNECTS, AND JAKE JUST TOOK DOWN BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS IN THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

Persephone: Look at this guy. Why is he still in World Championship matches? This is ridiculous, but at least he electrocuted Adam Lucas. I enjoyed that.

Tyrone Montgomery: Jake has a grin on his face as he looks out towards Caroline, who is of course at ringside outside of the cage. Jake chooses not to go for the cover, and it looks like he instead intends to do even more damage to his opponents, which to be fair is pretty smart. Despite his antics we know how smart Jake can be. If anything, that’s probably the most frustrating part about dealing with a guy like him. Anyways, Jake is turning his attention towards the turnbuckles, and it looks like he’s wasting no time kicking things up a notch as he’s removing all of the turnbuckle pads.

Rich Russillo: Jake Smith removed both the top and middle turnbuckle pad in one of the corners before pulling Michael Machina up, AND NOW HE QUICKLY RUNS IN BEFORE SLAMMING THE CHAMPION’S FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, WHICH WE KNOW HAS BEEN EXPOSED! MACHINA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND JAKE BEGINS TO BASH THE CHAMPION’S FACE AGAINST THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE REPEATEDLY!

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE FINALLY PULLS MACHINA’S FACE AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE SHOWING IT TOWARDS THE CROWD, AND LOOK AT THE FACE OF THE HALL OF FAMER AS BLOOD POURS DOWN THE FACE OF MICHAEL MACHINA!

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas can be seen pulling himself back under the rope and into the ring, finally freeing himself from the cage. Adam is trying to use the ropes to pull himself back up, BUT JAKE RUNS IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Jake Smith is firmly in control of this one right now, and it looks like he has something mind here as he begins to drag Adam up. I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR PROPHETIC!

Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM IS ABLE TO TURN HIMSELF AROUND THOUGH, BEFORE PUSHING JAKE AWAY FROM HIM! Adam needed that room to take a breath, BUT JAKE QUICKLY CHARGES IN, LOOKING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THIS ONE! ADAM IS ABLE TO DUCK A SWING FROM JAKE THOUGH, AND NOW ADAM CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT IN ORDER TO PUSH JAKE BACK! ADAM LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE- BUT JAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK, CAUSING ADAM TO STUMBLE BACK! JAKE NOW RUSHING TOWARDS ADAM-

Rich Russillo: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS A BAD MOVE, AS ADAM JUST POPPED JAKE UP AND SENT JAKE FACE FIRST INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE! JAKE JUST WENT FACE FIRST INTO THAT CAGE, AND HE MIGHT’VE JUST HAD ALL THE LIFE SHOCKED OUT OF HIM RIGHT THERE! JAKE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT, BUT HE INADVERTENTLY STUMBLES INTO ADAM’S ARMS AS ADAM SETS UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT WAIT, FROM BEHIND! MICHAEL MACHINA GRABS ADAM LUCAS AS ADAM STILL HAS JAKE IN THE WAISTLOCK, AND NOW THERE’S A HUGE DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX AS EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH GOES DOWN! WHAT A HUGE MOVE BY MICHAEL MACHINA, WHO I’M SURPRISED WAS EVEN ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS THAT QUICKLY!

Rich Russillo: Seeing the state of Michael Machina, it looks like that may have been a move he just went for in the heat of the moment. Machina wasn’t able to capitalize right away, in fact he is still down on the mat just like the two men that were actually hit with German suplexes! This has already been a very tough match for these three Elitists, as they seem to be pulling out all the stops in order to win this one! Two men have already gone into the electric cage, meanwhile Machina has had his face completely busted open thanks to those exposed turnbuckles!

Persephone: Pretty good start, I guess. I’m glad there’s already been blood, but I do have one problem. Two people have been electrocuted. Both of them are still alive. Clearly this match isn’t dangerous enough.

Tyrone Montgomery: Well you can say that, but just look at the state these Elitists are in! Adam Lucas begins pulling himself up in the corner of the ring as Michael Machina gets back up, AND NOW MACHINA RUSHES IN, DELIVERING A RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST TO LUCAS!!! JAKE SMITH HAS PULLED HIMSELF UP AND STUMBLED INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT THAT’S NOT WHERE HE WANTS TO BE RIGHT NOW, AS MACHINA RUNS IN WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO SMITH!

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas stumbles out of the corner as Machina pulls Jake out, AND NOW THERE’S A SUPLEX TOSS BY MACHINA, THROWING JAKE SMITH RIGHT INTO ADAM LUCAS TO TAKE BOTH MEN OUT OF THIS ONE! Michael Machina now lifting Adam Lucas up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE SETTING UP FOR HEAT’S DESCENT ON ADAM LUCAS! HE IS GOING FOR THE GORILLA PRESS SLAM, AND HE’S TURNING HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS THAT CAGE! DON’T TELL ME, IS HE ABOUT TO THROW ADAM BACK INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!?

Tyrone Montgomery: IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MAY HAVE BEEN MACHINA’S PLAN, BUT ADAM LUCAS RAKES THE EYES BEFORE FALLING BACK AND LANDING ON HIS FEET BEHIND MACHINA! ADAM NOW- SENDING MICHAEL MACHINA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! Michael Machina is in a bit of trouble now, and Adam Lucas makes the most of this as he lifts Michael Machina up to the top rope, seemingly planning something big as Michael Machina is in trouble!

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas climbs up to the middle rope, and-

(*BUZZZZZZ!*)

Rich Russillo: ADAM JUST GRABBED MICHAEL MACHINA BY THE HEAD AND THREW HIS HEAD INTO ELECTRIC CAGE!!!!!

(*BUZZZZZ!*)

(*BUZZZZZZZZZ!*)

(*BUZZZ!*)

(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)

Persephone: :oh: Not bad.

Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS REPEATEDLY SLAMS MICHAEL MACHINA’S HEAD INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, FORCING HIM TO FEEL THOSE ALL THAT ELECTRICITY OVER AND OVER AGAIN, RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!! MICHAEL MACHINA CAN’T POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IN HIM AFTER THAT, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ADAM HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND HERE AS HE BEGINS TO LIFT MICHAEL MACHINA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT WAIT A SECOND, LOOK! JAKE SMITH RUSHES IN AND GETS UNDER ADAM LUCAS, GRABBING ONTO ADAM! WHAT IS THIS MAN PLANNING!?!?

Rich Russillo: JAKE PULLS ADAM LUCAS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB, CAUSING ADAM LUCAS TO DELIVER AN AVALANCHE SAMOAN DROP TO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, BUT JAKE SMITH SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND AS HE RUSHES TO HIS FEET AND PULLS ADAM LUCAS UP, ALL WHILE STANDING OVER MICHAEL MACHINA!

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE SMITH HITS ADAM LUCAS WITH PROPHETIC ONTO MICHAEL MACHINA!!!! JAKE JUST DROPPED ADAM RIGHT ONTO HIS OWN OPPONENT, AND NOW JAKE TURNS ADAM AROUND, BEFORE PINNING BOTH MEN AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! DON’T TELL ME THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO WIN HIS THIRD WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT NOW!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rich Russillo: NO! BOTH MEN GET THE SHOULDER UP, KEEPING THIS MATCH ALIVE! HOW ARE THEY STILL IN THIS ONE!? MACHINA JUST HAD HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY SMASHED INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE AND WAS SAMOAN DROPPED OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND ADAM LUCAS WAS JUST POWERBOMBED BEFORE GETTING HIT WITH PROPHETIC! HOW ARE THEY STILL IN THIS!?

Persephone: Beats me, but if they’re not dead yet they better ramp this up. I don’t think I want to see any of them back on Voltage anyway.

Tyrone Montgomery: Jake Smith can’t believe his eyes. He thought he had both men beat, but it turns out that they still have more in the tank! Jake now just begins kicking Adam Lucas away, forcing him to roll towards the ropes to save himself from the stomps! Jake is able to turn his attention to Michael Machina because of this, and given everything he just experienced with that electric cage, that might not be a bad move!

Rich Russillo: Jake Smith drops down and just begins punching away at Michael Machina, pounding at the EAW World Champion as the Champion is barely in any condition to defend himself! Jake now dragging Machina back to his feet, AND HE THROWS MICHAEL MACHINA INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, SENDING MACHINA SHOULDER FIRST INTO IT AS MACHINA BOUNCES OFF OF IT, FALLING BACK TO THE MAT! JAKE ISN’T DONE YET, EITHER! JAKE GRABS MACHINA AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER BIG MOVE MAY BE DELIVERED ON THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IN A FEW MOMENTS!

Persephone: What’s he doing? It doesn’t look like it’s a superplex, but then again Jake is stupid. It wouldn’t surprise me if he just doesn’t know how to do one correctly.

Tyrone Montgomery: I’m not sure how you came to that conclusion, but I don’t think that’s what’s going on here. Jake has something else in mind obviously, and while it’s not a superplex, it looks like it may be something even worse! Jake has pulled himself up to the middle rope, with his back to the EAW World Champion, and he grabs him by the head, beginning to set up for…

Rich Russillo: THE STARBREAKER!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE TRIED IT- BUT LOOK AT MICHAEL MACHINA!!!! MICHAEL MACHINA HAD OTHER PLANS, AND HE JUST USED HIS STRENGTH ADVANTAGE TO LIFT JAKE UP, BEFORE DIVING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH AN AVALANCHE INVERTED POWERSLAM!!!!

Rich Russillo: HUGE MOVE BY MICHAEL MACHINA, WHO ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AS JAKE SMITH SLOWLY STUMBLES BACK UP, NOT EVEN AWARE OF WHERE HE IS! MICHAEL MACHINA BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES AS FAST AS HE CAN, AND I DON’T THINK JAKE WANTS TO BE GETTING BACK UP RIGHT NOW!

Tyrone Montgomery: YOU’RE RIGHT, BUT IT’S TOO LATE FOR JAKE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, AS MICHAEL MACHINA JUST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THE MONEY SHOT!!!!! MICHAEL MACHINA JUST DELIVERED A HUGE AVALANCHE INVERTED POWERSLAM, AND AFTER THE FORCE OF THE MOVE PUSHED JAKE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY WAS TAKEN BACK TO THE MAT WITH THAT MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE! MICHAEL MACHINA HAS THE END OF THIS MATCH IN HIS SIGHTS, AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS, KNOWING THAT THIS COULD BE IT FOR SHOCK VALUE’S EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS PUSHES MICHAEL MACHINA OFF OF THE COVER!!!!

Persephone: Well that’s gross. I don’t like that Adam is back in this, but at least now there’s more opportunities for these three to tear each other apart.

Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas begins pounding away on the EAW World Champion, delivering clubbing blows to the back before getting up and beginning to stomp all over Machina! Adam now pulling Machina up, AND HE SENDS THE CHAMPION CRASHING RIGHT BACK INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! Adam Lucas has taken the Champion out, and now he turns his attention towards Jake Smith, who we all know he has more than enough hatred for after everything that has happened between them just this season alone, let alone throughout all of their history with each other!

Rich Russillo: Adam slowly backs up as Jake Smith begins to stir… AND WITHOUT WASTING ANY MORE TIME, ADAM RUSHES IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH WOKE!!!! THAT HUGE PUNT KICK CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH, BUT ADAM LUCAS DOESN’T BOTHER GOING FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD HE RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH WOKE FOR A SECOND TIME!!

Persephone: It doesn’t look like he is finished. Jake might have CTE by the time Adam is done, but seeing how he is now, that might be an improvement.

Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM RUNS THE ROPES, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A THIRD PUNT KICK IN A ROW TO JAKE SMITH!!! JAKE IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW ADAM DRAGS HIM UP, BEFORE-

(*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*)

Tyrone Montgomery: -THROWING HIM RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!!! ADAM LUCAS IS DESTROYING JAKE SMITH, AND THIS TIME AROUND THERE’S NOTHING GETTING IN THE WAY OF HIM FINISHING THINGS BETWEEN THEM! Jake looks like he is down and out. He is completely lifeless, and after what he just experienced, I can’t even say I’m surprised!

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas slowly drags the lifeless body of Jake Smith back to his feet, BEFORE SHOVING JAKE BACK INTO THE ROPES!

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES, AND RIGHT INTO LEVEL UP!!!!

Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO!!! JAKE WAS ABLE TO LAND BEHIND ADAM BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO THE TIGHTS, KNOWING THAT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING GOES IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! NO WAY, IS JAKE ABOUT TO STEAL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JUST LIKE HE LITERALLY STOLE IT JUST LAST WEEK!?

OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK UP, JAKE GOES FOR THE STARMAKER!!!!

Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM LUCAS CATCHES HIM WITH A REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS JAKE ON THE MAT TRAPPED IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE, AND AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE HE’S JUST TAKEN I AM NOT SO SURE HE CAN SURVIVE IN A MOVE LIKE THIS FOR VERY LONG! ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY TAKE JAKE OUT OF THE PICTURE, AND NOW HE MAY FINALLY WIN HIS SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, ALL BY CHOKING JAKE OUT INSIDE OF THIS ELECTRIC CAGE!

Persephone: Gross. The last guy I want to see as Voltage’s World Champion is Adam Lucas. Then again Jake Smith is in this match too. Can we just blow up the ring or something?

Tyrone Montgomery: Jake is struggling to try and get out of this, reaching out for whatever he can! Jake slowly is able to pull himself over onto his stomach to try and pull himself closer towards the ropes, but it’s not like there are rope breaks in a match like this! Jake can’t even use the ropes to pull himself away either when they’re trapped in this cage, so what is he trying to do!?

Rich Russillo: Whatever it is he better do it quick, because it looks like his strength is fading! Jake slowly inches closer and closer towards the ropes, BUT AT THIS RATE, IT LOOKS LIKE WE MAY HAVE OURSELVES A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION! JAKE IS REACHING OUT, BUT WHAT’S THE POINT!? HE CAN’T USE THE ROPES, AND AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE HE’S JUST TAKEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF PASSING OUT! WE MAY BE SEEING A NEW CHAMPION, AS JAKE TRIES AS HARD AS HE CAN TO REACH THE-

(*BUZZ!*)

Persephone: :oh: So he isn’t stupid after all!

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE JUST TOUCHED THE ELECTRIC CAGE, CAUSING BOTH HIMSELF AND ADAM LUCAS TO GET SHOCKED!!!! JAKE WAS CAREFUL TO NOT TOUCH IT FOR TOO LONG, OBVIOUSLY HESITANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HIMSELF, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY HAVE SAVED THE MATCH FOR HIMSELF WITH THAT MOVE, AS ADAM LUCAS WAS FORCED TO ROLL OFF OF HIM! Adam is hurting after being shocked, meanwhile Jake is just down on the mat, basically unable to move after everything he has been through in the last few minutes!

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas slowly gets to all fours, and he begins to get back up-

Tyrone Montgomery: ONLY TO BE GRABBED FROM BEHIND, AND TO BE DUMPED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX BY THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! Michael Machina is back in this one, and he doesn’t look happy whatsoever after everything he’s been through tonight! Machina slowly pushes himself up before grabbing Adam, and as he drags Adam back up, it looks like he has something in mind! Whatever it is, it can’t be good as he’s lifting Adam onto his shoulder!

Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA CHARGES INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING, BEFORE THROWING ADAM LUCAS HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A HUGE LAWN DART!!! ADAM LUCAS FALLS BACK, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL MACHINA ISN’T THE ONLY COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH WITH BLOOD POURING OUT OF THEIR HEAD AS THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE JUST DID SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE! Adam Lucas might be completely knocked out here, and I’m sure he didn’t expect something like that to happen right when he was dealing with Jake Smith! These are the dangers of a triple threat though, and exactly what he had to be worried about!

Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas is dragged back to his feet by Machina, who lifts Adam back up onto his shoulder! Machina now turning towards the ropes AND HE LOOKS TO SEND ADAM INTO THE CAGE- BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO ONCE AGAIN FREE HIMSELF FROM MACHINA’S GRASP, ONLY THIS TIME HE PULLS MACHINA INTO A SCHOOLBOY OF HIS OWN!

OOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRR-

Tyrone Montgomery: MICHAEL MACHINA KICKS OUT-

Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM QUICKLY GRABS MACHINA BY THE ARM BEFORE TRAPPING HIM IN ICONIC!!!!!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IN ON THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL MACHINA MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF LOSING HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TO ADAM LUCAS, WHO WE ALL KNOW HAS BEEN AFTER THAT TITLE SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SEASON! ADAM MADE A FANTASTIC MOVE WITH THIS ONE, AND NOW THAT MAY BE IT! I’M NOT SO SURE THAT MICHAEL MACHINA CAN FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!

Persephone: That’d be disappointing. Why would anyone on the planet want to see High Voltage end with a basic submission? That cage is there for a reason! USE IT!

Tyrone Montgomery: WELL THAT CAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN USED VARIOUS TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, AND ALL THAT DAMAGE PILING ON IS EXACTLY WHY MICHAEL MACHINA IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!

Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS STRUGGLING, BUT AGAIN, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS IN A TRIPLE THREAT! MICHAEL MACHINA IS ON THE VERGE OF LOSING HIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND IF HE WANTS TO HOLD ONTO IT ANY LONGER HE’S GONNA HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION! MICHAEL MACHINA IS A BIT CLOSE TOWARDS THAT CAGE! IS HE GONNA USE THE SAME STRATEGY THAT JAKE DID!

Tyrone Montgomery: I DON’T THINK HE IS! MICHAEL MACHINA PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET BEFORE HOLDING ONTO ADAM LUCAS, AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY MACHINA BEGINS TO LIFT ADAM OFF OF THE MAT! THE INCREDIBLE STRENGTH OF MICHAEL MACHINA IS BEING PUT ON DISPLAY RIGHT NOW AS HE IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO PICK ADAM LUCAS UP, ALL WHILE STUCK IN THIS TERRIFYING TRIANGLE CHOKE! THIS MATCH MAY HAVE BEEN ON THE VERGE OF ENDING RIGHT THERE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MACHINA HAS SOMETHING SERIOUS IN MIND HERE AS HE IS SOMEHOW FINDING A WAY TO GET ADAM UP!

Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS ABLE TO LIFT ADAM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND THIS ALLOWS HIM TO PLANT ADAM LUCAS INTO THE MAT WITH THE .50 CAL!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: THE .50 CAL CONNECTS!!!!! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION JUST PLANTED ADAM LUCAS WITH ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVES IN HIS ENTIRE ARSENAL! ADAM LUCAS IS OUT COLD AFTER THIS ONE, AND I CAN’T SAY THAT’S A SURPRISE AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO HIM! MICHAEL MACHINA SLOWLY ROLLS BACK OVER TOWARDS ADAM, AND AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S DEALT WITH TONIGHT I’M NOT SO SURE THAT HE CAN SURVIVE THIS! MICHAEL MACHINA WITH THE COVER, BARELY HOOKING THE LEG!

OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Tyrone Montgomery: GOD COMPLEX!!!!

Persephone: Oh, brother.

Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH IS BACK IN THIS ONE, AND HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE MICHAEL MACHINA OUT OF THIS ONE WITH THE GOD COMPLEX!!!! MICHAEL MACHINA RAISED HIS HEAD JUST A BIT FOR THAT PINFALL!! MICHAEL MACHINA WAS ON THE VERGE OF RETAINING HIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT THAT OPENING JUST GAVE JAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO POTENTIALLY TAKE BACK THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ALL WHILE PINNING THE SAME MAN THAT PINNED HIM TO WIN THE TITLE BACK AT AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION!

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE SMITH HOOKS THE LEGS, AND THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE FINAL PINFALL OF THE MATCH! THIS MATCH IS OVER!

OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: NO, IT’S NOT OVER, YET! THIS MATCH IS NOT DONE! JAKE SMITH MAY HAVE HAD THE MATCH WON RIGHT THERE AS HE JUST HIT MICHAEL MACHINA WITH WITH ONE OF THE BEST MOVES IN HIS ENTIRE ARSENAL, BUT ADAM LUCAS JUST KEPT THIS ONE ALIVE AS HE WAS BARELY ABLE TO PULL JAKE OFF OF MICHAEL MACHINA! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, AND THAT MEANS THAT THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!

Persephone: To be honest, I kinda thought that was it. That’s a relief, though. I don’t know what I’d do if I had to deal with Jake Smith as our World Champion again.

Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas slowly crawls towards the ropes, and you can tell he’s still feeling the effects of that .50 Cal! Jake Smith pushes himself back to his feet, and he is frustrated after what just happened, knowing that he might have just had the win had Adam not gotten involved! Jake slowly drags Adam Lucas back to his feet- BEFORE JUST SLAPPING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Rich Russillo: Adam can barely even stand after the move he just took, and Jake just slaps him again! Adam begins to stumble, BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! JAKE STUMBLES BACK, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO HIT ADAM WITH A FOREARM IN RESPONSE! ADAM DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW JAKE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT ADAM LUCAS, KNOWING THAT ADAM IS BARELY ABLE TO FIGHT BACK IN THE CONDITION THAT HE’S IN! JAKE SMITH APPEARS TO BE IN FULL CONTROL OF THIS ONE RIGHT NOW, AND THAT’S NOT GOOD AT THIS POINT OF THE MATCH!

Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM LUCAS THROWS A FEW PUNCHES TO THE RIBS THOUGH, FORCING JAKE TO BACK OFF OF HIM! JAKE STUMBLES BACK, AND NOW ADAM STEPS UP AND HITS JAKE WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! JAKE NOW WITH A FOREARM IN RESPONSE, AND THE TWO MEN BEGIN TO GO BACK AND FORTH AS THEY JUST THROW WHATEVER THEY CAN AT EACH OTHER! PUNCHES, ELBOWS, FOREARMS, ANYTHING THEY CAN USE TO TAKE EACH OTHER OUT! THESE TWO HAVE A LOT OF HATRED FOR EACH OTHER, AND WE’VE BEEN SEEING THAT ALL THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH!

Rich Russillo: JAKE GETS THE UPPER HAND, THOUGH! JAKE KNEES ADAM IN THE MIDSECTION, AND HE DOESN’T STOP AT JUST ONE! HE KNEES HIM ONCE AGAIN, AND NOW HE THROWS ADAM INTO THE ROPES!

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT ADAM JUMPS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TOWARDS JAKE, TAKING JAKE OUT WITH GENESIS!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: GENESIS CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH, AND NOW ALL THREE ELITISTS IN THIS MATCH ARE ONCE AGAIN LAID OUT ON THE MAT! This High Voltage match has taken a lot out of everyone in this match, yet they somehow keep fighting, knowing that this is all for the EAW World Championship! All three men are basically motionless right now, and-

Persephone: Umm… What is Caroline doing?

Rich Russillo: What?

Persephone: Look, over there.

(Caroline, who had been at ringside throughout this match, digs something out from under the ring. She begins to make her way towards the door of the electric cage, and while the official in charge of the door warns her to back away due to the electricity running through the cage, she doesn’t do this.)

(Instead, Caroline puts her hand on the cage.)

Tyrone Montgomery: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING???

Rich Russillo: CAROLINE JUST GRABBED ONTO THE STEEL CAGE WITH THOUSANDS OF VOLTS RUNNING THROUGH IT, AND….

Tyrone Montgomery: AND… Nothing happened…?

Persephone: What did she just do?

(All of the fans in attendance appear to be both shocked and confused, as after touching the cage, it appears to be powered off. Electricity is no longer running through it, and thanks to this, Caroline is able to take the key from the confused official, using it to open the door to the cage.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Oh no… I don’t know how the hell she did it, but Caroline has opened the door to the cage and is now digging under the ring, throwing a bunch of different items into the ring! Some sort of modified steel chair, a lead pipe, and light tubes are all being thrown into the ring right now! Weapons obviously couldn’t be brought into a steel cage when they’re trapped inside of it, so it’s safe to say that things have gotten even more dangerous now thanks to Caroline, even despite her powering off the cage!

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas slowly begins to stir, pushing his way up to all fours while Jake and Machina are only now beginning to show signs of life! Adam starts getting up, and-

(*CLICK!*)

Tyrone Montgomery: CAROLINE JUST HANDCUFFED ADAM LUCAS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! IT LOOKS LIKE CAROLINE PULLED HANDCUFFS OUT FROM UNDER THE RING BEFORE SHE TURNED OFF THE CAGE, AND NOW SHE JUST USED IT TO TRAP ADAM LUCAS!

Persephone: :mjlol: Well that sucks, doesn’t it? How is Adam supposed to win while he’s stuck there?

Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas realizes what just happened and desperately tries to free himself, but there’s nothing he can do! Adam can’t free himself, SO HE USES HIS FREE ARM, DESPERATELY TRYING TO SWING AT CAROLINE, GRAB ONE OF THE WEAPONS, ANYTHING HE COULD DO TO EVEN THE ODDS!

Tyrone Montgomery: There isn’t anything he can do though, AS CAROLINE GRABS ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES AND HITS ADAM LUCAS RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH IT, SMASHING IT AGAINST HIS HEAD! Jake Smith slowly pushed himself back to his feet, and he has a large grin on his face, knowing that things appear to have gone exactly how he could’ve wanted them to! Caroline is here, Adam Lucas is trapped, and now it looks like he can do whatever he wants! Adam is hurting right now, AND JAKE JUST RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE-

Rich Russillo: RUNNING RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP FROM MICHAEL MACHINA, SENDING JAKE CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!! JAKE MAY HAVE BEEN SAVED BY CAROLINE TURNING OFF THAT ELECTRICITY, BUT GETTING THROWN INTO A STEEL CAGE IS STILL GOING TO HURT! MICHAEL MACHINA SEES CAROLINE RUNNING IN- AND NOW HE SCOOPS HER UP! MICHAEL MACHINA IS TRYING TO HANDLE THIS CAROLINE PROBLEM BEFORE IT COULD HURT HIS CHANCES OF WINNING AS WELL!

Persephone: BUT JAKE JUST COMES BACK LIKE THE ROACH HE IS, HITTING MICHAEL MACHINA FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK!

Tyrone Montgomery: Caroline is dropped back to her feet as Jake uses the ropes to pull himself back up, AND NOW JAKE GRABS ONTO THE CHAIR, BEFORE SWINGING IT RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF MICHAEL MACHINA!

(*BUZZ!*)

Tyrone Montgomery: AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR, HITTING MACHINA RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MACHINA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW CAROLINE GRABS THE LEAD PIPE BEFORE BEGINNING TO HIT MACHINA WITH THAT AS WELL! BOTH ELITISTS ARE JUST DESTROYING MICHAEL MACHINA, MEANWHILE ADAM LUCAS IS STILL DESPERATELY TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE HANDCUFFS!

Rich Russillo: Jake pulls Michael Machina towards the corner of the ring, meanwhile Caroline sets up the remaining light tubes in a pile on top of the chair close to the corner! These two appear to have something in mind here as Jake pulls himself up to the middle rope… And I think I know exactly what Jake is planning here! JAKE IS WAITING FOR MICHAEL MACHINA TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, SO HE CAN DRIVE HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE LIGHT TUBES AND THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR WITH HELL ABOVE!!! IF THIS CONNECTS WE’LL HAVE A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION WITHOUT A DOUBT-

(Before Jake could deliver the move, ‘Gloria’ by London Symphony Orchestra hits.)

Tyrone Montgomery: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S HERE TO EVEN THE ODDS, AND IT’S NONE OTHER THAN THE *NEW* UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

(The crowd explodes with cheers as Bea Valentine rushes out, running towards the cage as fast as she can in the condition that she’s in. She is still in bad shape following her Electric Weapons match against Milli Banks, and is far from one hundred percent. Still, she makes her way towards the ring, staring directly at Jake and Caroline.)

Tyrone Montgomery: BEA VALENTINE MAKES IT TO THE CAGE AND ENTERS TO THE RING, AND SHE MAKES A BEELINE TOWARDS JAKE BEFORE SHOVING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, SENDING JAKE INTO THE CAGE AS JAKE TUMBLES ONTO THE APRON! BEA VALENTINE NOW TURNING TOWARDS CAROLINE, AND SHE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT CAROLINE, THROWING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO STOP THE TWO FROM JUMPING MACHINA!

Rich Russillo: CAROLINE IS ABLE TO KNEE BEA IN HER MIDSECTION THOUGH, AND WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT BEA HAS ALREADY BEEN THROUGH A BEYOND GRUELING MATCH THAT HAS TAKEN EVERYTHING OUT OF BEA! THAT KNEE JUST DID SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE, BUT BEA CONTINUES TO TRY AND FIGHT BACK AS SHE SENDS A PUNCH TO THE RIBS OF CAROLINE, BEFORE GETTING UP AND PUNCHING HER IN THE JAW!

Tyrone Montgomery: CAROLINE IS ABLE TO KICK BEA’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER THOUGH, AND SHE GRABS BEA BEFORE KNEEING HER IN THE FACE! Jake slowly rolls back into the ring before getting back up, meanwhile Caroline grabs that lead pipe again, BEFORE HITTING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION WITH IT! BEA GOES DOWN, AND WHILE SHE MAY HAVE SAVED MACHINA FROM SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MAY HAVE BEEN AT THE COST OF HER OWN WELL-BEING!

Persephone: We’re really about to see Jake Smith become World Champion again, aren’t we? I hate this. Can I move to another brand or something?

Rich Russillo: Jake has a smirk on his face seeing that Caroline has dealt with Bea Valentine, AND CAROLINE DELIVERS ONE MORE SHOT WITH THE LEAD PIPE FOR GOOD MEASURE, HITTING BEA IN THE HEAD WITH IT FOR GOOD MEASURE! The two turn their attention towards Michael Machina now, and-

Tyrone Montgomery: ***BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA JUST SPEARED BOTH JAKE SMITH **AND** CAROLINE, CONNECTING WITH A DOUBLE BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!

Persephone: Well at least Bea wasn’t completely useless. Machina probably wouldn’t have had the chance to do that if Bea didn’t get herself involved, even if it did get her head cracked open.

Tyrone Montgomery: Michael Machina sees Bea Valentine laid out on the mat, and he looks furious right now. Machina turns his attention towards Jake Smith, and despite the fact that he just hit that huge Bullet From Hell, it doesn’t look like he has any intentions of going for the cover just yet! I think Machina wants to make sure that Jake is put down once and for all!

Rich Russillo: Michael Machina lifts Jake up into a fireman’s carry, AND NOW HE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE STEEL CAGE, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT THE ELECTRICITY IS NO LONGER A FACTOR WHEN IT COMES TO THE CAGE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT MICHAEL MACHINA HAS PLANNED RIGHT NOW, BUT HE HAS JAKE ON HIS SHOULDERS WHILE SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF THE HIGH VOLTAGE CAGE! MICHAEL MACHINA IS MAKING HIS WAY ON TOP, AND WHATEVER IT IS ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW, IT CAN’T BE ANYTHING GOOD!

Persephone: Honestly, this is the most interested I’ve been. I don’t know what he’s about to do, but it looks like he’s about to kill Jake Smith, and that’s perfect.

Tyrone Montgomery: Michael Machina has made it to the top of the cage, still carrying Jake on his shoulders! Michael remains seated up top, but he’s carefully repositioning Jake, seemingly having something in mind as these two are right above that huge pile with the electrified chair and all the light tubes! Wait a second… OH MY GOD, WHAT IS MICHAEL MACHINA DOING!? IS HE ACTUALLY ABOUT TO KILL JAKE!?

Rich Russillo: ***MICHAEL MACHINA JUMPS OF THE CAGE, AND DRIVES JAKE SMITH RIGHT THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES AND INTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR WITH THE MIDAS BOMB!!!!!***

Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE SMITH IS MOTIONLESS!!!! JAKE WAS JUST PUT THROUGH LIGHT TUBES AND SENT INTO AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR, AFTER FALLING FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE CAGE!!! MICHAEL MACHINA IS BARELY EVEN ABLE TO MOVE, BUT JAKE SMITH IS DONE!

Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS IS USING THE LAST BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS AFTER THE DAMAGE HE’S TAKEN TONIGHT, TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO REACH OUT TO STOP THIS, BUT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO THANKS TO THAT HANDCUFF! HE’S TOO FAR, AND WHILE HE’S STUCK THERE, MICHAEL MACHINA IS SLOWLY ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OVER JAKE SMITH FOR THE COVER!!!!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AAANDDDDD STIIIIILLLLLL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION… MIIIIIIIICHAAAAAEEEELLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAAACHIIINNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd explodes as Michael Machina slowly rolls off of Jake Smith. ‘Apostle’s Warning’ begins to play once more, and Michael Machina just remains laid out on the mat, blood completely covering his face as he just takes the time to finally catch his breath. Slowly but surely Michael Machina is able to push his way back up, and the first thing he does is make his way over to Bea Valentine, who was still feeling the effects of her gruesome match against Milli Banks when she came out to help him. Machina lifts the Universal Women’s Champion up, holding her in his arms as he is given his EAW World Championship.)

Tyrone Montgomery: WOW! What a match! This was my first marquee event as a member of Voltage’s commentary team, and I don’t think there was any better way to end it than with this. So much happened tonight, and honestly, it looked like things were going the way of Jake Smith once Caroline was getting involved. Thankfully Bea Valentine helped put a stop to that, causing this match to see an explosive finish!

Rich Russillo: This match was phenomenal and definitely brought the best out of everyone involved. Adam Lucas was unfortunately forced to miss out on that final stretch thanks to those handcuffs, but he was undoubtedly a threat tonight, just like Jake was. However, we have our winner, and Michael Machina is STILL our EAW World Champion!

Persephone: So both Bea Valentine and Michael Machina are walking out of this with World titles? Gross. The last thing I’m interested in is a happy ending like this, but at least we just saw Jake die in the ring. That was good.

(Adam Lucas is still handcuffed to the rope, but thanks to him being conscious during the ending of the match, he was forced to watch everything play out. He is furious, and as he stares at the unconscious Jake Smith, he begins to speak to the man responsible for him missing out on the end of this match.)

Adam Lucas: (off-mic) Mark my words, Jake. As soon as I get the chance I’m dealing with you once and for all.

Tyrone Montgomery: Say what you want, but I think Adam Lucas has every right to be frustrated after what happened to him tonight. Not only did Caroline interfere, but he was handcuffed and unable to continue because of it.

Rich Russillo: It definitely wasn’t fair, but you know who’s to blame for that. It looks like Adam is not done with Jake just yet, but we’ll have to see what happens next week, as tonight wasn’t either of their nights.

Tyrone Montgomery: That’s right. Congratulations to our World Champions, Bea Valentine AND Michael Machina!

(The camera shows one more shot of the two World Champions standing in the center of the ring, with Caroline and Jake Smith laid out behind them as Adam Lucas is still stuck sitting against the ropes. Michael Machina is cradling Bea Valentine while carrying his EAW World Championship on his shoulder, and with this shot, Shock Value comes to an end as the camera fades to black.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)