Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
Narrator: Shock Value…the effects can only last for so long.
(The camera fades in to show a hooded figure looking over the dark Madison Square Garden.)
Narrator: But tonight, the effects can last forever as each competitor puts their bodies on the line.
(The hooded figure walks over to an electrical box that has a giant lever on the side of it.)
Narrator: Some risking it all to be declared victorious, others to be declared champion.
(The figure soon pulls said lever, turning on power to the entire arena as the figure takes his hood off and begins outstretching his arms at seeing the light.)
Drake King: :blessed:
(Drake is soon startled by the pyro that goes off, it is then that the camera transitions over to the Answers World Champion in Terry Chambers, serving as the pyro guy.)
Terry Chambers: :smugcena:
(The camera pans from a smirking Terry over to the ring where a spotlight is shined on a rapping SOSA Henderson, serving as the sound guy, testing the microphones, Drake King is seen scowling in the background.)
Drake King: What are these cruel words he is speaking about women? :sethscust:
(Sierra walks over, which brings a smile to Drake’s face.)
Sierra Bradford: Calm down, Drake. Just focus on winning the World Championship.
Drake King: Ah, yes, and you focus on dethroning Sister Blevins for her Championship also. :blessed:
(The duo look around as the lights begin to flicker and the feed begins to cut into Azrael at a power grid.)
Azrael: Two men enter, one man leaves.
(The feed cuts back but this time outside the arena with Ahren Fournier at his car.)
Ahren Fournier: Yeah, and it’s going to be me.
(Fournier drives off as the production guy who is shown to be Myles is flustered with all that is going on.)
TLA: Aye, lemme take the wheel, homie!
Myles: :russwtf: Hell no, I got thi-
(Myles hits a button that makes the camera cut over to Rex McAllistar, tightening the turnbuckles.)
Rex McAllistar: He doesn’t, but I certainly do when I beat Ms. Extreme tonight.
(The ropes are suddenly electrocuted as the camera pans over to ringside as Ms. Extreme presses a button with a smirk on her face)
Ms. Extreme: No you don’t. :mackie:
(Rex sighs as it then transitions over to IDOL-GUN as they’re too busy sitting on lawn chairs with simps surrounding them to do anything)
Hikari Kanno: Imagine having to do labor when you can have people do it for you. :mjlol:
(It isn’t long before a pile of weapons is dropped onto the two of them, which are being carried by Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor)
Holly Arrow: Oops. :troll:
(They’re both pissed as IDOL-GUN lunge towards them. Before it transitions over to Shane Gates sitting on a production crate backstage, instead of doing anything, talking to Lizzie the doll)
Shane Gates: Lizzie you want me to beat Candice tonight? Well I was going to do that anyways, but whatever you say…
(A ladder accidently swoops in and knocks down Lizzie which absolutely pisses Shane off. Candice is seen as she smirks before hiding it)
Candice Blair: Technical difficulty, go on with your creepy ass shit.
(From there it goes to Minerva as she looks to be just leaning back and watching everyone do work, not bothering to do anything)
Minerva: This is so fucking stupid.
(It then goes to Raven Roberts accidently bumping into her, as she smirks as she carries roll after roll of barbed wire in her hands with a smile)
Raven Roberts: Sorry, just getting ready for my match! I’m sure you’re excited too right?!?!
Minerva: …
(Before anything else can happen, finally everything is set, as Darcy May Morgan is seen at the center of the ring with a smirk on her face as she looks around with Wallace by her side)
Darcy May Morgan: The scene is set for The Leading Lady’s first title defense! Although, I’m sure we all know the result of that already.
???: I sure do.
(Darcy abruptly turns around as Harper Lee is seen, with her wrestling gear on and a smirk on her face as the ropes suddenly electrify)
(Before the match can begin though, cut to black)
(With Bella Braxton standing outside the ring, she’s in position to announce the first match of the night!)
Bella Braxton: The following Shock Collar Match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Universal Women’s Championship!
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play into the Garden, and with the Universal Women’s Championship raised, Darcy makes her way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd! She takes the time to pose on the stage, a smirk on her face as before starts down the ramp!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Kent, United Kingdom… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the current Universal Women’s Champion…. “The Leading Lady” DAAAARRRRRCCCCYYYYY MAAAAAAYYYY MOOOORRRRRGGGGAAAANNNNN!!!!
James Peters: It didn’t take long for things between Darcy and Harper to start heating up over the weeks with attacks on one another, appearances in each other’s matches, and verbal exchanges; both of them looking to send one message after the next!
Rich Russillo: And as we’ve seen in that time, we know Darcy’s going to be walking into her first defense against a spirited Harper Lee, who’s made it clear that she intends on proving herself as the new face of women’s wrestling!
Persephone: Isn’t there a Rex advertisement that should be airing right about now?
(Darcy enters the ring and the referee gets to work on applying the shock collar for the match, while “Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart takes over to boisterous cheers from the audience as Harper appears on stage!)
Bella Braxton: And the challenger… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing 118 pounds… “DAREDEVIL” HAAARRRRPPPEEEERRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: Where do we wanna start with this one? That nasty fucking hair color? I’ve seen enough of that shit on Voltage for a lifetime; send it back to Dynasty and kill it with fire! We don’t want it!
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee seemed well on track to becoming the first woman to ever win the World Heavyweight Championship last month on Dynasty, but with a knocked out referee and Xander Payne’s interference thereafter, Harper ultimately wouldn’t see that become reality! With that having to get put on the backburner, she turns her attention to the Universal Women’s Championship!
James Peters: At the consideration of StarrStan, Harper wasn’t going to sit around and wait for the next Heavyweight Title shot to fall into her lap! Harper saw this opportunity for what it was – her chance to become a World Champion one way or another – and now, she’s here to collect on it!
(Harper comes down the ramp and enters the ring to stand across from Darcy as the referee fastens the second shock collar around Harper’s neck. Linking the two collars together is a long chain. With the referee turning the fencing around the ring on so that it comes alive with electricity, the bell sounds off!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Harper and Darcy circle the ring with both of them being careful of getting too close to the fence; neither of them want to make the mistake of electrocuting themselves! But either of them touching that fence forces both of them to be electrocuted as well!
Persephone: Maybe they should make that mistake on purpose; it might get this one over a bit faster! Kill each other or whatever – I’ve got no personal stake in this!
Rich Russillo: AND HARPER MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, GOING RIGHT AFTER DARCY WITH FOREARM STRIKES! HARPER FIRES AWAY AND DARCY’S GETTING BACKED CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE FENCE! BUT SHE SEEMS TO BE JUST AS AWARE OF THAT AS THE REST OF US, STARTING TO THROW HER OWN RIGHT BACK TO TRY TO FEND HARPER OFF!!
James Peters: HARPER SEEMS INTENT ON GIVING DARCY A SHOCK BY THROWING EARLY CAUTION TO THE WIND BUT DARCY ISN’T BUDGING! IN FACT, SHE JUST STARTS TO GET THE UPPER HAND OF THESE EXCHANGES! DARCY CATCHES HARPER UNEXPECTEDLY WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND NOW AN UPPERCUT AS HARPER WAS STUNNED! DARCY SPINNING FOR A DISCUS PUNCH- HARPER FLINGS HER ACROSS THE RING WITH A MONKEY FLIP!!!
Rich Russillo: Darcy crashes to the mat and sits up, starting to get to her feet- HARPER STRIKES FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK AND THE MOMENTUM UNEXPECTEDLY SENDS DARCY BARRELLING RIGHT INTO THE FENCE!!! FUCK!!!!! BOTH WOMEN ARE CLEARLY IN PAIN, IT’S ENOUGH TO BRING THEM BOTH DOWN AFTER DARCY HITS THE ELECTRIFIED FENCE!!! AND NOW SHE STUMBLES BACK TO HER FEET LOOKING SHOCKED FOR A LACK OF A BETTER WORD- AND NOW HARPER FROM BEHIND WITH THE SCHOOLGIRL ROLL-UP!!!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOO!!!
Persephone: A kickout from Darcy added on to the fact that Rex is nowhere in sight; this just gets worse and worse! I thought this would be over by now; this is awful! 😭
James Peters: It literally just started : skip:
Persephone: That’s the awful part! 😭
James Peters: Darcy quickly turns over to try to get up but Harper wrangles her into a tight side headlock in an effort to maintain control! But Darcy starts throwing punches to the back and side of Harper, trying to shake her off! The Universal Women’s Champion looks to take the challenger off her feet this time but Harper wriggles her way back down and wrenches on the headlock! Darcy now stomping down on the back of Harper’s knee and that’s what does it! Darcy looking for a side kick on the kneeling Lee but Harper ducks and shoves Darcy forward!
Rich Russillo: But Darcy stops herself just in time from colliding with the fence again! Harper tries to grab Darcy from behind but the champion strikes with a back elbow, catching Harper in the face! Darcy delivering a number of strikes upon turning around and Harper is defenseless after a kick to the gut! AND NOW DARCY LIFTS HER UP FOR A SNAP SUPLEX!! HARPER GET DRIVEN TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY BUT I DON’T THINK THE EFFECTS FROM THE SHOCK FROM EARLIER HAVE COMPLETELY WORN OFF!!!
James Peters: AND IT SHOWS ON HER FACE!! Harper rolls on the mat but Darcy isn’t letting up now as she goes after Harper’s back, coming down on it with knee drop after knee drop! Harper tries to turn over but there’s a stomp to the midsection from Darcy! THAT FORCES HARPER TO SIT UP AND NOW SHE TAKES A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE FROM DARCY! HARPERS HEAD SNAPS BACK AND DARCY MAKES THE COVER!!!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Persephone: The uglier one kicks out and Darcy brings her to her feet, putting her right into position to get dropped across her knee with a spinning backbreaker and then shoved off Darcy’s knee, and from there Darcy connects with a kick to the ribs when she should be going for the face; Harper needs all the help she can get!
Rich Russillo: Darcy’s focused on the back and midsection as that kick had turned Harper over onto her stomach, and now she’s planted a knee right into the middle of Harper’s back while pulling back on the chin! Harper reaches forward but she’s still got nowhere to go! Harper tries to pry Darcy’s hands off of her but Darcy shoves Harper’s hands away before quickly applying the chinlock again, forcing Harper’s head back even further! Does Harper have a way out of this?!
James Peters: She’ll have to force one! Harper starts trying to push herself up onto her hands and knees hoping to break out of this, and seeing that Harper’s got a chance of getting out of this, Darcy comes off her back with the hold still applied nonetheless as Harper works her way to her feet- but there’s a punch to the back! Darcy kicking the back of the same knee from before and Harper goes down with Darcy coming from behind to get her hands back on Harper, BUT HARPER GRABS HER WRISTS AND FLINGS HER FROM OVERHEAD AND TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: DARCY RUSHES TO GET TO HER FEET BUT HARPER COMES POUNCING ON HER WITH A THESZ PRESS! HARPER UNLOADING A SERIES OF STRIKES ONTO DARCY THAT TARGET THE HEAD BEFORE SHE COMES OFF HER UNTIL DARCY TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE BUT HARPER DUCKS AND DARCY SPINS AROUND, BEING MET WITH A FRONT DROPKICK! THEY RACE TO THEIR FEET WITH THE CHAMPION BEING STRUCK DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND THE CHALLENGER CATCHES DARCY BY SURPRISE AS DARCY ROSE UP RIGHT INTO A HEADBUTT!!!
James Peters: AND NOW WRAPPING THE CHAIN AROUND HER FIST, HARPER FIRES OFF A HUGE RIGHT HAND AT DARCY’S FACE! DARCY IS FLOORED BUT HARPER HASN’T LET UP WITH THAT CHAIN, KEEPING IN HER GRASP AS SHE USES HER OTHER HAND TO GET A HANDFUL OF HAIR AND BRING DARCY TO HER KNEES, KEEPING HER THERE AS SHE PUNCHES AWAY AT HER FACE!
Rich Russillo: HARPER FINALLY RELENTS, LETTING DARCY GO AFTER THE FINAL PUNCH! Darcy slumps over and collapses to the mat but Harper looks to ensure her victory with a JUMPING SENTON DOWN ONTO DARCY! HARPER COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HER AND HARPER REACHES OVER TO HOOK A LEG!!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHR-
Rich Russillo: DARCY KICKS OUT!! Harper doesn’t look the slightest bit put off though and brings Darcy to stand before whipping her off into a corner of the ring! Harper dashes into the corner as Darcy stumbles out away from the electric shock and Harper jumps up looking to push off the middle turnbuckle- BUT DARCY TAKES HER DOWN JUST AS SHE COMES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE FOR A BACK SUPLEX!! DARCY DROPS HARPER WITH A SUPLEX OUT THE CORNER!!!
James Peters: And she doesn’t look pleased at all with the fact she’d take that chain to the face! Harper takes a wicked kick to the face after turning over that forces her to her knees, and now Darcy brings her to stand- A KICK TO THE GUT! NOW A CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST AND NOW DARCY LAUNCHES HARPER WITH ANOTHER SUPLEX TO SLAM HER TO THE CANVAS!! HARPER GETS NO ROOM TO BREATHE AS DARCY GETS HER IN POSITION WITH A FRONT HEADLOCK, LIFTING HER UP INTO THE AIR AND NOW LETTING HER COME DOWN TO HANG ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HARPER STRUGGLES TO COME DOWN AND TRIES TO AVOID THE FENCE JUST TO EITHER SIDE OF HER- AND DARCY STRIKES WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE HEAD!!
Persephone: You talk about Darcy giving her no room to breathe but now if only Harper would just stop breathing! She might look K.O.’d now hanging over the top turnbuckle but I know that bitch still has some fight left in her. 🙄
Rich Russillo: AND NOW DARCY TUCKS HARPER’S HEAD UNDER HER ARM, PULLING HER JUST ENOUGH AWAY FROM THE TOP BUCKLE TO HIT A TURNBUCKLE-HUNG DDT ON HARPER!!! HARPER GETS DROPPED ON HER HEAD AS DARCY NAILS THE DDT!!! The referee looks a bit concerned but Darcy won’t even give him the time to step in and check, as she starts battering the hell out of Harper’s head with the chain in a moment of payback! Harper somehow having the wherewithal to try to cover up but Darcy merely rolls her over, going for the face!
James Peters: Darcy is merciless as she looks to disfigure Harper in an early stage of this match! Darcy releases the chain and kneeling over Harper, looks down at her with an arrogant smirk as she slaps her across the face!
Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) You think you could be the Universal Women’s Champion?!
James Peters: Darcy slaps her again!
Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) You honestly think that you could ever be the face of women’s wrestling?!
Rich Russillo: Darcy seems genuinely amused as she delivers another brutal slap to the face of Harper Lee! Darcy grabs her hair and leans down, getting in her face!
Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) Stick to doing your stupid streams on Twitch, bitch-
Rich Russillo: DARCY RAISED HER HAND FOR ANOTHER SLAP BUT HARPER JUST CAUGHT HER WITH A CHAIN-AIDED “DRAGON FIST”!!! A RIGHT HOOK HAS DARCY LOOKING ALL OUT OF SORTS LIKE SHE’S WONDERING WHERE SHE’S EVEN AT! Harper’s a little slower to make it to her feet but Darcy’s yet to make it up, AND HARPER COMES DOWN ON HER WITH A STEP-UP DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO DRIVE DARCY’S FACE AGAINST THE MAT!!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) It’s just like I’ve been telling you: I’M the future! I’M the next Universal Women’s Champion!
Persephone: As long as she stays over on Dynasty as one less person away from Rex’s EAW World Title, I couldn’t care less about whatever the hell she does 😌
James Peters: Harper comes down onto Darcy’s back with a double knee drop and comes off with her hands on Darcy, pulling her up into an exploder suplex! Darcy crashes to the mat and tries getting up but her challenger is already back on her! HARPER NOW WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Darcy sits up grabbing at her back BUT HARPER CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE MIDDLE OF IT AND DARCY GOES ROLLING FAR TOO CLOSE TO THE FENCE! SHE NOTICES THIS AND STOPS HERSELF AS SHE NEARLY TOUCHES THE ELECTRICAL FENCING SURROUNDING THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Harper’s well aware of this as she follows after Darcy and pulls on the chain to bring her back toward the middle of the ring, but Darcy sits up and plants her feet while grabbing near her end of the chain to keep from going any further! Darcy starts to rise up to her feet, but Harper suddenly lets go causing Darcy to stumble back into the toward the fence while Harper rushes forward looking to strike but Darcy pops her up into the air for a kick as she comes down-
James Peters: AND UPON GETTING KICKED, HARPER FALLS BACK INTO THE FENCING!! FUCK!! HARPER PULLS HERSELF AWAY FROM THE FENCE AS FAST AS SHE CAN AS SHE GETS ELECTROCUTED! BUT DARCY’S FEELING IT TOO, BRINGING DARCY TO HER KNEES IN BLATANT PAIN WHILE HARPER IS DOWN ON THE MAT, WRITHING AS SHE’S TORTURED WITH THAT ELECTRICITY!!! I DON’T KNOW WHO GOT THE WORST OF THAT! HARPER?! DARCY?! MAYBE IT’S JUST BOTH OF THEM?!
Persephone: And not one of them is even dead after that?! Laaaaaaaame! I thought we were gonna see someone get fried! Turn up the charge! What’s the worst that could happen?!
James Peters: Lawsuits, maybe? Actual deaths, probably? I don’t know, Persephone, what could ever possibly be the upside to any of that?
Rich Russillo: But now Darcy staggers to her feet and makes her way over to Harper Lee to bring her off the mat and looks to take advantage of what just happened the best she can! Darcy acts as if she’d whip Harper across the ring but only pulls her into a knee lift, slamming her knee right against Harper’s stomach not once but three times! The challenger drops to her knees unable to stand but Darcy isn’t having it! She continues her control by getting Harper to her feet and reeling back for a punch- BUT HARPER DUCKS AND DARCY MISSES! HARPER TRYING TO SWING AT DARCY TO TRY TO FIGHT BACK, LANDING CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES! HARPER LUNGES FORWARD LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT DARCY EVADES IT BY DUCKING DOWN AND LIFTING HARPER OFF HER FEET!!
James Peters: FLAPJACK BY DARCY!! HARPER GETS DROPPED FACE-FIRST TO THE MAT AND SHE BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS! Darcy shakes off the sudden burst of offense with a scowl before going over to Harper and standing on her hair then pulling her up by her arms as way of pulling Harper’s hair from her scalp! Harper shouts as Darcy ignores all calls from the official before coming off the hair- AND THEN PUTTING HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT BY STOMPING DOWN ON THE MIDDLE OF HARPER’S CHEST! Harper turns over in obvious distress to try to protect herself from any more oncoming attacks while she’s down but Darcy has something else in mind! Darcy starts by lifting Harper up from a front headlock and she holds her in the air for a moment, before bringing her surging down into another backbreaker! Harper bounces off her knee from the impact and grabs at her back in her struggle to make it up-
Rich Russillo: AND DARCY COMES FROM BEHIND!!! “DDD”!!! DON’T DISS DARCY! THE SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! DARCY CONNECTS AND HARPER GOES DOWN, LAID OUT ON THE MAT!!! DARCY TURNS OVER AND SCRAMBLES INTO THE COVER!!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT!!!
James Peters: Darcy sits up looking frustrated but I’m not sure what more she could’ve expected?! Harper Lee had made it quite clear that she wasn’t going down without a fight! And now Darcy aims to bring her to her feet where she connects with a forearm shot to the face of Harper, having her stumbling back! Darcy comes down harder with another strike and Harper can barely stand-
Rich Russillo: BUT HERE COMES HARPER! SHE BLOCKS AN ONCOMING HIT WITH ONE ARM AND CATCHES DARCY WITH THE OTHER FOR A FOREARM TO THE FACE! HARPER LANDING ANOTHER BEFORE A STRAIGHT PUNCH TO THE FACE!! HARPER REELS BACK- BUT DARCY MOVES WITH HASTE TO STOP HER IN HER TRACKS TO KNEE HER IN THE GUT BEFORE CAN REALLY GET GOING!! Having stopped Harper’s momentum before, Darcy looks to maintain control as she grabs Harper and runs her into a corner of the ring where she drives Harper into the turnbuckles!
James Peters: Harper barely standing against the turnbuckles when Darcy backs away but the Universal Women’s Champion isn’t done as she comes charging in for a leaping knee strike- BUT HARPER SIDESTEPS AND DARCY STRIKES THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HARPER KICKS THE OTHER LEG TO SEND DARCY FALLING TO THE MAT AND DARCY SCRAMBLES TO GET UP- SUPERKICK!!! A SUPERKICK FROM HARPER STOPS DARCY JUST AS SHE GETS UP TO A KNEE AND NOW HARPER SPIKES HER HEAD WITH A HURRICANRANA!!!
Rich Russillo: HURRICANRANA TO A KNEELING DARCY DRIVES THE CHAMPION’S HEAD TO THE MAT! DARCY TRUDGES ACROSS THE MAT TO TRY TO GET AWAY AND MANAGES TO START TO FORCE HERSELF UP WITH THE HELP OF THE TURNBUCKLES IN THE NEARBY CORNER BUT THAT DOESN’T HARPER, WHO LEAPS ONTO HER BACK WITH DOUBLE KNEES!! Harper lands on her feet coming off Darcy, who struggles to make it to her feet- BUT HARPER ISN’T PLANNING ON WAITING, STOMPING DOWN ON DARCY’S BACK REPEATEDLY AND DARCY BEING WARY OF THE FENCE MAKES IT THAT MUCH EASIER FOR HARPER TO BE IN CONTROL! AND AS HARPER BRINGS HER TO STAND, SHE FINALLY WHIRLS DARCY AROUND TO CATCH HER WITH REPEATED STRIKES!!
James Peters: HARPER’S SURE TO KEEP HER CLOSE AS SHE RATTLES THE CHAMPION’S HEAD! HARPER GETTING OUT THE CORNER AND NEARLY ACROSS THE RING BEFORE TRYING TO LOOKING TO TRY TO POSSIBLY JUMP ONTO DARCY FOR ANOTHER MONKEY FLIP BUT DARCY MANAGES TO SHOVE HER OFF! Darcy with an urgency to fight back as she kicks at Harper before trying to get her off her feet again as she takes Harper toward a corner- BUT HARPER GETS HER ARM AROUND DARCY’S NECK AND KICKS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE BEHIND HER, TAKING THEM AROUND AND DOWN IN A TORNADO DDT!!! DARCY GETS DROPPED ON HER HEAD!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY LOOKS OUT OF IT AS HARPER GETS HER HANDS ON DARCY MAY MORGAN FROM BEHIND! HARPER BRINGING DARCY TO HER FEET! “HOUSE OF BALLOONS”!!! THE BACKSTABBER TO DARCY CONNECTS AND THIS IS HOW HARPER ENDED THEIR CONTRACT SIGNING ON VOLTAGE AFTER DARCY TRIED TO ATTACK HER!! HARPER GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!
James Peters: DARCY MAY MORGAN GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!
Persephone: Don’t they usually start shutting the lights off here around this time? What are we still doing here? Now we’ve got Harper sitting up with that stupid look of confusion on her face, but if she really wanted this to be over, she’d call it quits right here right now!
James Peters: As much as you’d like for that to happen, someone like Harper isn’t going to do that! She’s just coming off a Tag Team Championship run, and in a quest for her solo success, she ended up with a case for why she believes she should absolutely be a World Champion right now after some fuckery that went down on Dynasty! Regardless of brands, could anyone in her position really think to not try to make something of what happened? Everyone knows this is her chance to do exactly that, and that’s why everyone can expect that Harper Lee won’t be giving that up so easily!
Rich Russillo: Darcy May Morgan can’t be counted out, either! For as long as she waited for the chance to cash in the Cash in Vault briefcase, she’s made it clear that she won’t be put away by any opponent without forcing them to go the extra mile if they can accomplish it. Laying claim to being the Face of the Women’s Division, Darcy is out to prove why it’s been that why and why it could continue to be that way after tonight! Harper’s got a tough road ahead of her in these moments ahead if she wants to make good on her claim of becoming the Universal Women’s Champion!
James Peters: With them debuting about half a year apart, seeing the roads each of them has taken and then seeing them converge like this on this kind of stage with these kinds of stakes is incredible! They’ve both got compelling enough reasons to want to succeed here, but between these two, it’ll be determination and awareness for doing everything necessary that ultimately wins out in the end!
Persephone: Well, one of these bitches needs to lose then for that to happen and I can honestly say that I’ve been ready for that! Besides, this Harper girl is who everyone’s been saying should be Heavyweight Champion? Make it make sense because she looks hardly heavy! So glad Rex doesn’t have to put up with that nonsense!
Rich Russillo: Darcy starts trudging away from Harper as she sits on the mat looking to the referee with her eyes practically pleading with him to signal it was a three count! I can’t blame her for that, she just took one of her best shots at Darcy! Harper shakes her head in disappointment and turns back to get Darcy only to find her still on the mat but slowly on the move!
James Peters: Darcy gets to the turnbuckles and starts to pull herself up as Harper comes after her! Harper grabbing Darcy into position for perhaps a second House of Balloons but Darcy turns Harper into the turnbuckles to block Harper’s fall! Harper tries to find her footing to try to step up the turnbuckles behind Darcy and kicks Darcy forward after carefully going up top-
Rich Russillo: DIVING CROSSBODY FROM HARPER TO TAKE DOWN DARCY!!! HARPER MAKES SURE SHE GETS TO HER FEET BEFORE SHE GOES ROLLING INTO THE FENCE AND DARCY TRIES TO HURRY TO HER FEET ONLY FOR HARPER TO CATCH HER EARLY, STRIKING WITH ELBOWS TO THE FACE! HARPER HAS DARCY REELING UNTIL DARCY SWATS DOWN AN ONCOMING STRIKE FROM HARPER- “TTYN”!! LEFT HANDED KNOCKOUT PUNCH!!
James Peters: MISSES! Harper anticipates it here in another meeting now and with no Wallace in sight to hold Harper back, Darcy gets no do-overs! Harper swings with a backfist but Darcy ducks looking for a leg sweep, only Harper hits a knee strike to the face before Darcy can complete it! Now a boot to the gut to double her over- HARPER LEAPS OVER DARCY AND SENDS HER HEAD SMACKING THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE OFF THE “PGM”! PRO GAMER MOVE!!! DARCY IS DOWN GRABBING HER HEAD IN THE CORNER AFTER THE SUNSET FLIP!!!
Rich Russillo: Harper looks to follow up by using Darcy as a stepping stone of sorts to get into the corner and go up the turnbuckles, Harper positioning herself on the middle buckle! Darcy begins to rise and the challenger reaches down to grab a handful of the champion’s hair in an attempt to bring her in close! Harper better be careful that she doesn’t fall over into that fencing!
James Peters: The former Unified Tag Team Champion clobbers Darcy over the top of her head with right hands in an attempt to keep her stunned! And now Harper tries get her legs over Darcy’s shoulders to bring herself to sit on top of Darcy’s shoulders-
Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY REACHES OVERHEAD AND GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR TO FLING HARPER TO THE MAT!! Harper skids across the canvas and Darcy falls just away from the corner, turning to the middle turnbuckle and starts pulling it apart?! The referee tries to advise against this but Darcy waves him off and goes back to untying it, avoiding making contact with the fence and pulling the turnbuckle padding off and tossing it out! Harper’s just getting back to her feet as Darcy finishes and Harper sees her chance, not thinking twice about going after Darcy as she’s kneeling in the corner!
James Peters: AND DARCY JUST MOVES OUT THE AWAY AND HARPER STRIKES THE EXPOSED BUCKLE WITH HER KNEE!!! DARCY AVOIDS THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AND HARPER SHOUTS OUT AS SHE STUMBLES BACKWARD OUT THE CORNER, FALLING AS SHE CAN’T STAND IN THE MOMENT JUST AFTER THAT!!!
Rich Russillo: HARPER PUSHES HERSELF UP TO STAND BUT DARCY KICKS THE INSIDE OF THE LEG AND HARPER GOES DOWN GRABBING AT HER KNEE!! Darcy moves as fast as she’s able to after the flurry of moves she’s taken from Harper, and grabs Harper’s leg before coming down with an elbow drop to the knee! Darcy with another and it’s obvious she’s pinpointed a target for the time being! The Universal Women’s Champion comes to stand with one foot pinning down Harper’s ankle of the same leg AND NOW SHE STOMPS DOWN ON THE KNEE THAT STRUCK THE TURNBUCKLE!!
James Peters: Harper’s face is scrunched up in agony as Darcy exploits the potential injury! Harper trying to pull away but Darcy gives her leg another stomp AND NOW A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP before finally coming off of Harper! She sits up clutching at her knee with the referee coming down to kneel beside Harper and to check on her, asking if she feels she can continue with the match, to which Harper responds with an affirmative nod! And this immediately gets Darcy’s attention, almost an annoyed disbelief before she hits a penalty kick to Harper’s back, which has already taken enough blows as it is!
Persephone: Trust me, Darcy isn’t the only one who’s annoyed at this point because what the hell?! We’re going for this long when Rex’s match has already passed?! Whose idea was this?! I want the name of the insane fuck who’s responsible, immediately!
Rich Russillo: The referee reprimands Darcy for attacking Harper while he was checking on her but the ring official might as well be nonexistent as Darcy pays him zero attention! She snatches Harper up but her hair but keeps her bent over as she slams her forearm to Harper’s back for clubbing blow after clubbing blow! Harper dropping to a knee as Darcy seems intent on beating the absolute life out of her, and Darcy pulls her back up before lifting her onto her shoulders in position for a powerbomb! DARCY GETTING A RUNNING START AS SHE GOES TOWARD ANOTHER CORNER!!
James Peters: DARCY LAUNCHES HARPER INTO THE CORNER WITH A POWERBOMB AND HARPER STUMBLES OUT! DARCY WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KICK!! “FACE ACHE” STRIKES ON HARPER LEE AND HARPER FALLS BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Darcy looks to capitalize on the moment by grabbing Harper and dashing out the corner- LANDING A RUNNING CUTTER BEFORE HARPER COLLAPSES AND THEN ROLLS BACK INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER!! “THE ENCORE”!!! DARCY LOCKS IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER AND THERE’S LOOKING LIKE THERE’S NO ESCAPE FOR HARPER!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY CALLS FOR HARPER TO GIVE UP BUT HARPER HAS HER ARM OUTSTRETCHED HOPING TO FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THIS! BUT HOW SHE’S GOING TO FIGHT FROM THAT POSITION, I’VE GOT NO IDEA! HARPER’S STRUGGLING AND SHE’S TRYING TO PULL DARCY’S ARM OFF BUT IT’S LOOKING LIKE IT’S NO USE! DARCY ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE!!
Persephone: PLEASE TAP OUT!!!! 😭
James Peters: IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE WILL! HARPER’S TRYING TO PULL HERSELF ACROSS THE RING I BELIEVE! BUT TO WHAT? THERE AREN’T ANY ROPES TO FORCE A ROPE BREAK, AND THERE’S NOTHING BUT THE FENCE THAT’LL SHOCK THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF THEM IF SHE TOUCHES IT- WAIT! NO! SHE WOULDN’T?! WOULD SHE?!
Rich Russillo: SHE’LL HAVE TO MAKE IT THAT FAR FIRST! Harper continues to try to pull her way there and Darcy readjusts her hold, applying a body scissors now! Harper rolls trying to find a better way to move and Darcy is trying to keep them away! Harper could do with one or two more budges but it looks like she’s fading! Harper looks like she’s going limp just before she could make it to the fencing and her arm starts dropping down! The referee comes over and Darcy calls for him to check Harper to make sure she’s out-
James Peters: BUT DARCY GOT TOO RELAXED TOO QUICK! HARPER SEEMINGLY TRICKED HER INTO IT AND HARPER MAKES IT!!! HARPER’S ARM SURGES OUT SO THAT SHE’S ABLE TO GRAB THE FENCING!!! HARPER AND DARCY SHOUT AS HARPER WON’T LET GO OF THE FENCE ALL WHILE SHE’S STILL GOT DARCY ON HER BUT FINALLY DARCY LETS GO AND ROLLS AWAY FROM HARPER, GRABBING AT THE SHOCK COLLAR ON HER NECK!! HARPER FINALLY LETTING GO OF THE FENCING AFTER ESSENTIALLY ELECTROCUTING HERSELF AS WELL, LAYING ON THE MAT HAVING FREED HERSELF BUT AT WHAT COST?!
Persephone: “What cost”? There’s my patience for one, and then there’s my time that I could be using to check on Rex to make sure he’s doing fine before his match – do I need to go on?
Rich Russillo: Even when you’ve got me right here?
Persephone: Maybe instead of Darcy and Harper, you can go electrocute yourself instead! 😃
James Peters: Darcy sits up clutching at her neck, clearly surprised and shocked as everyone else that Harper would do such a thing by going to such lengths! But it only speaks to what Harper’s willing to give in order to achieve the World Champion status she believes she should have as of her match against LC! But while Harper is still face-down in the ring, no doubt exhausted, I’m not sure what more she could have to give after what she did just to save this match for herself, assuming she’s saved it at all!
Rich Russillo: I can’t even begin to tell you! I couldn’t imagine doing that myself; she’s insane! But God, Darcy’s staggering up to her feet and she’s stumbling over toward Harper, who hasn’t moved an inch! Darcy grabs her and forces her up, Harper getting lifted for a back suplex-
James Peters: BUT WITH THE CHAIN IN HAND, HARPER GETS IT AROUND DARCY’S NECK!!! “HOUSE OF BALLOONS”!!! A BACKSTABBER WITH THE CHAIN AROUND DARCY’S NECK!! BUT THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE TO HARPER’S KNEE MUST BE SIGNIFICANT AS THAT CLEARLY PAINED HER TO DO SO!! BUT THAT EXPLAINS THE CHAIN, KEEPING DARCY CLOSE!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW SHE’S USING THE CHAIN TO CHOKE DARCY OUT!! HARPER PULLS DOWN ON THE CHAIN, POSITIONED JUST ABOVE THE SHOCK COLLAR, AND WHILE SHE’S GOT HER KNEES DIGGING INTO DARCY’S SPINE!! HER KNEE MIGHT BE HURTING BUT DARCY’S GETTING BENT INTO AN EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION!!!
James Peters: DARCY’S ARMS ARE FLAILING TRYING TO REACH OUT FOR SOMETHING, ANYTHING – I’M NOT SURE SHE EVEN KNOWS! BUT SHE’S SURE AS HELL NOT GETTING HER HANDS ON HARPER AS HARPER’S LEANING WELL OUT OF REACH!! AND NOW HARPER’S SLAMMING THE CHAIN AGAINST DARCY’S NECK TO TRY TO WEAR HER DOWN; IT SURELY HAD TO ALREADY HARD ENOUGH TO BREATHE AS IT WAS!!
Rich Russillo: HARPER PULLS DOWN ON THE CHAIN AND DARCY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S FADING HERE!! HARPER’S CLOSING IN THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!! HARPER COULD BE MERE MOMENTS AWAY FROM BECOMING THE WORLD CHAMPION SHE’S SO CONFIDENT THAT SHE SHOULD BE RIGHT NOW!!! AFTER FAILING TO GET THE CHAIN OFF HER NECK OR RELIEVE THE PRESSURE, DARCY’S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! DARCY’S GOT HER ARMS UP STILL TRYING TO ESCAPE SOMEHOW!!!
James Peters: BUT CAN SHE?! THIS LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK OUT OF AND FROM HER POSITION, SHE WON’T HAVE LONG TO LAST! HARPER SCREAMS AT DARCY TO TAP OUT OR PASS OUT – IT SEEMS LIKE HARPER’S GOING TO BE SATISFIED WITH EITHER, BUT DARCY DOESN’T LOOK READY TO TAP! I MEAN, TO HAVE HER REIGN GO OUT THAT WAY IN THIS FIRST DEFENSE AS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION?! SHE’S TAKEN PLENTY OF HITS TO THE HEAD THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH AND HER BACK’S BEEN ON THE RECEIVING END OF HARPER’S ASSAULT AS WELL – HARPER MAY HAVE EFFECTIVELY WORN HER DOWN ENOUGH!
Rich Russillo: DARCY MIGHT NOT HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO TAP IN THIS PREDICAMENT! WHO KNOWS THE EXTENT THIS DAMAGE COULD HAVE IF SHE TRIES TO HOLD OUT?! It might be better to save her own career than the one reign; for someone like Darcy, this surely wouldn’t be her last! Darcy gets her arm up one more time once again reaching out as the referee comes around to get her answer-
James Peters: DARCY GRABS THE REFEREE BY THE NECK OF HIS SHIRT AND PULLS HIM DOWN INTO HER, BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSING ONTO HARPER!! HARPER HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO IN THE MESS OF IT ALL AND DARCY’S ABLE TO ESCAPE!!!
Persephone: Lucky for me, that referee’s seemingly not one of the flimsy as fuck officials who would’ve been out for the rest of the night because of something like that; someone not being there to call this for when it should be over and causing this shit to stretch on is literally so distressing!
Rich Russillo: Darcy manages to save the match and her championship for the time being, but if you’re Harper Lee, you can’t help but be frustrated to have come so close just now and not seal the deal because of something like that! The referee gets out the line of fire and Harper hobbles up, limping over to a down Darcy, who’s still recovering but nonetheless tries to kick Harper away while dragging herself to the nearby corner! Harper isn’t able to grab her properly and struggles to do so, Harper shoving a kick away and reaching down-
James Peters: DARCY REACHES UP AND HARPER GETS PULLED FACE-FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED BUCKLE!!! THE TURNBUCKLE THAT DARCY BROUGHT INTO PLAY EARLIER PROVES BENEFICIAL AGAIN!!! Darcy’s mindful of the fencing and shifts out the way while Harper holds her hands to her face in the corner- BUT DARCY RIPS HER ARMS BACK AND PLANTS HER FOOT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! DARCY STOMPS HARPER’S FACE INTO THE EXPOSED BUCKLE! AND NOW AGAIN! A THIRD TIME! FOURTH! AND ALL WHILE STILL HOLDING THE ARMS BACK!! DARCY WON’T LET UP!!! HARPER ISN’T EVEN TRYING TO PULL BACK NOW, SHE’S SURELY GOT TO BE OUT OF IT!!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE CAN’T EVEN GET IN TO CHECK AS HE HASN’T GOTTEN THE CHANCE! DARCY IS MERCILESS AS SHE’S SEEMINGLY STOMPED HARPER INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS!!! Darcy pulls Harper out the corner and- Harper’s face is busted open! Her nose, her mouth – that was a brutal attack just now to watch! BUT DARCY ISN’T DONE?!! DARCY DRAGS HARPER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BY HER ARMS AND NOW DRAGS HER UP!!!
James Peters: “THE CURTAIN CALL”!! INVERTED GO TO SLEEP SPIKES HARPER’S HEAD OFF HER KNEE AND HARPER DROPS TO THE MAT, UNMOVING!!! DARCY THROWS HERSELF DOWN ONTO HARPER AND HOOKS A LEG TO MAKE A COVER, THE REFEREE SLIDING INTO POSITION!!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play and the referee calls for the electric fence to be turned off, allowing him to get the Universal Women’s Championship from ringside assistance and bring it back to Darcy!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner and STILLLL the Universal Women’s Champion… DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
James Peters: Harper and Darcy just took each other to their limits in the name of the Universal Women’s Championship, and after a number of turns this took, Darcy stands tall!
Rich Russillo: It almost looked like it could’ve been over for Harper at one point earlier on in that dragon sleeper, but Harper put it all on the line when she grabbed that fence to just thwart Darcy’s attempt! But the same could be said about Darcy until she pulled the referee down onto herself and Harper, forcing Harper to let up with that chain that nearly choked the champion out!
(Darcy is helped to her feet by the referee, who works to remove the shock collar from around her neck before going to do the same for Harper and assist in helping her out the ring once she finally comes to.)
Persephone: I just don’t understand why she couldn’t do that from the beginning? Rex would’ve ended Harper literally seconds into this! Plus, Darcy would’ve saved plenty of time and kept me from having to be here any longer if she’d been able to do that!
James Peters: Underestimating Harper like that is exactly why she came as close as she did to becoming World Heavyweight Champion, and she showed why that at some point down the line in her future, she has the potential to maybe achieve that World Championship win she was looking for tonight!
Rich Russillo: Tonight belongs to The Leading Lady though, proving with this victory right here that she isn’t done reigning and in turn, putting Voltage over Dynasty here at Shock Value as she SHOULD! 😤 But while this surely couldn’t be the last EAW has heard of Harper Lee in the scene for a World Title, congratulations to Darcy on a successful night!
(Darcy raises the Universal Women’s Championship with a smile on her face, looking down at the fallen Harper Lee being attended to by the official before looking back at the crowd, the Universal Women’s Championship still proudly up over her head! With the last sighting on-screen being of Darcy’s smug expression, the scene fades out.)
(Commercial break for Starbucks Pike’s Place Coffee with two espresso shots starring Kassidy Heart. Apparently it will keep you awake past midnight and make you stressed and cranky the next day because of the lack of sleep :wow:)
(Shock Value returns and the next match graphic flashes across the screen)
(The camera fades in to where it soon begins to pan around to reveal the dark atmosphere of a secluded power grid. The camera catches numerous shots of the generators, barbed wire fencing, electrical boxes, power lines, and transmission towers, all things that can be used to seriously hurt somebody in this match. The camera soon cuts to Ahren Fournier who pulls up to the area, exiting his car with his signature umbrella in hand, prepared to take on Azrael in this matchup, noticeably a bit off put with the ominous scenery, but continuing to walk into the grid, strolling past a sign that reads “Danger: High Voltage!”)
James Peters: Ahren Fournier has arrived to the power grid for this certainly unique street fight with Azrael, who is currently nowhere to be seen right now. I wonder if he’s running late or something.
Rich Russillo: Honestly, who knows what could be going through the mind of Azrael? We haven’t heard anything from him, and that could be a really bad thing for Fournier here, could show just how much Azrael has been preparing himself for the task ahead.
Persephone: How do you prepare yourself to fight in a power grid?
James Peters: I don’t know if you really can, the best thing you can hope for going into a match like this is survival, do you realize how much dangerous equipment is around? The elitists of EAW are resilient, especially guys like Ahren and Azrael, but the body has to give at certain points. There isn’t a warning around this area for nothing.
Persephone: Grow up, the danger is what raises the stakes here, makes people wanna tune in! WE COULD SEE A MAN DIE TONIGHT, ISN’T THAT EXCITING?!
James Peters: :comeagain:
Rich Russillo: :comeagain:
(Ahren Fournier proceeds to search around the grid, searching for Azrael, having that umbrella ready to be swung at any time, but he’s having no luck in the matter as he continues to search.)
James Peters: Still no sign of Azrael, perhaps mind games maybe.
Persephone: The dude is 6’8, 290 pounds, fuck is he hiding for?
**THRASH!**
(A noise is heard from a distance as Ahren heads over to investigate where the noise came from, not really finding anything but the door to the electrical box swung upon, Ahren soon goes over to inspect it.)
James Peters: FROM BEHIND! AZRAEL GRABS THE BACK OF AHREN’S HEAD AND ATTEMPTED TO SLAM HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE ELECTRICAL WIRING OF THE BOX, BUT AHREN MANAGED TO GET BOTH HANDS IN FRONT TO BLOCK IT, DELIVERING A STRONG BACK ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION THAT GETS AZRAEL TO RELEASE HIS HOLD OF HIM! AHREN GRABS THE BACK OF AZRAEL’S HEAD AS WELL, BUT AZRAEL GETS HIS HAND IN FRONT TOO, USING THE OTHER WON TO RAKE THE EYE OF FOURNIER!
Rich Russillo: Azrael playing a bit dirty there, but this match is no rules for a reason! AZRAEL USING THAT STRENGTH OF HIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE SO THAT HE CAN BIEL TOSS AHREN FOURNIER OVER TO THE FLOOR! Azrael is in hot pursuit as he begins to bring Ahren back to his feet- BUT OH!
Persephone: AHREN JUST THREW SOME DIRT IN THE EYES OF AZRAEL, AND NOW AHREN IS BACK ON THE ATTACK! PUMMELING THE STUNNED AZRAEL WITH STIFF PUNCHES, FORCING AZRAEL TO TAKE A WILD SWING IN THE MIDST OF HIS BLINDNESS, BUT AHREN IS ABLE TO EASILY DUCK AND HE PUSH KICKS AZRAEL BACK INTO THE RUSTY ASS BARBED WIRE FENCE!
James Peters: AHREN CHARGES IN, BUT AZRAEL LIFTS HIM UP FOR WHAT WAS SEEMINGLY GOING TO BE A FLAPJACK INTO THE BARBWIRE PART OF THE CAGE! BUT AHREN HELD ON TO AZRAEL FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A GUILLOTINE CHOKE, BOTH LEGS WRAPPED AROUND THE BODY, Azrael is reaching his arms out for presumably a rope break, maybe that instinct of Azrael is kicking in here.
Rich Russillo: Things may be looking up for Azrael here, AS HE DRIVES AHREN IN SPINE FIRST INTO THE LEG OF THAT ELECTRICAL TOWER! The grip of Ahren loosens a bit, but he’s still attempting to hold that guillotine choke into the fading Azrael, BUT WITH JUST ENOUGH ENERGY IN THE TANK, NO PUN INTENDED, AZRAEL DRIVES AHREN AGAIN SPINE FIRST, THIS TIME FORCING HIM TO RELEASE THAT HOLD, Ahren has no choice but to crumple over in pain after that impact!
(Azrael ventures off for a brief moment as Ahren tries to get his wits about him, Azrael soon comes back but with a steel chain in hand.)
Rich Russillo: WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT?!
Persephone: I don’t know, but I wanna see him use it! :mjlit:
James Peters: It looks like Azrael is gonna introduce a chain into the fold, reminiscent of our current Answers World Champion Terry Chambers’ way of doing things like this, AS AZRAEL’S SWING WITH THE CHAIN ACROSS THE BACK OF AHREN! THAT CHAIN JUST PUTS A WELT ON YOUR BACK, AS AZRAEL SWINGS THE CHAIN ACROSS THE BACK AGAIN, ONCE MORE, HITTING THE BACK OF FOURNIER!.
Rich Russillo: Ahren is in big trouble as Azrael brings the chain around his head and neck area, AND AZRAEL IS JUST WRENCHING BACK, THAT LOOKS NASTY!
Persephone: Ahren is screaming in pain, but Azrael soon stops wrenching back on his head, AND DELIVERS A STRONG BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF A KNEELING AHREN’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Azrael doesn’t end there as he grips the downed Ahren by his throat and deadlifts all the way up in the air, this is usually the setup for the demon punch as Azrael uses the environment to his advantage, pushing Ahren up against the side of a generator. AZRAEL ATTEMPTS TO THROW THAT POWERFUL PUNCH OF HIS, BUT AHREN FOURNER NARROWLY AVOIDS IT AS THE BIG RIGHT HAND OF AZRAEL PUTS A DENT INTO THE GENERATOR WALL!
James Peters: Not to be deterred, Azrael attempts the Demon Punch one more time, but Ahren again avoids it, moving his head out of the way, the hand of Azrael once more puts a dent into that wall! AND AHREN TAKES THIS SLIGHT MOMENT TO GRAB THE PUNCHING HAND OF AZRAEL! The holding arm of Azrael is kinda faltering as he’s trying to wiggle that other hand free from the clutches of Ahren.
Rich Russillo: IT’S TOO LATE AS AZRAEL GETS FUCKED FROM THAT FINGER BREAKER DELIVERED BY FOURNIER, the hold of Azrael finally being released as he favors said finger of his, Ahren takes the initiative here and grabs the chain Azrael was once using on him! AND HE WHIPS THE MONSTER ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT, DOUBLING OVER AZRAEL! AHREN SWINGS AND TAKES ANOTHER SHOT!!
Persephone: AND ANOTHER! All of these are hitting with some pin-point accuracy from Ahren Fournier, but after all that, he only has Azrael down to one knee.
James Peters: Ahren is gonna look to change that as he raises the chain above his head once more, BUT LEAVES HIMSELF OPEN TO A BIG BOOT FROM AZRAEL THAT STAGGERS HIM IMMENSELY, CAUSING AHREN TO DROP THAT CHAIN OUT OF HIS HANDS!
(Ahren Fournier favors his jaw off that big boot before turning back and realizing that Azrael is no longer there anymore, having almost disappeared.)
Rich Russillo: It seems as if Ahren Fournier is back to square one like he was at the start of this match, having to search around for Azrael, who has seemingly retreated.
James Peters: The monster realized that he needed some room to recover following the beating that Fournier was giving him with that chain, not to mention, mend to that finger of his which was attacked in the Get Fucked move from Ahren.
Persephone: This is bullshit, Azrael needs to stop running and fight like a man in this situation. I can assure you that Sexy Rexy wouldn’t be running like his 6-foot-8 ass. :mjpls:
(Ahren warily goes looking around for Azrael once more, seeing a shadowy figure hurry around a corner as Ahren proceeds to be in hot pursuit.)
James Peters: It looks as if Ahren may have found Azrael here!
(Ahren turns the corner to reveal nothing but a rat on the floor before it scurries away.)
James Peters: Welp, it looks like I stand corrected, Azrael is still nowhere to be seen.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but Ahren Fournier is a braver man than me by continuing to pursue this beast in the darkness.
Persephone: Everybody’s a braver man than you.
Rich Russillo: :will:
James Peters: He’s right though, not many people would be looking to pursue Azrael, but I guess Ahren just has that added confidence after proving he could take down the monster on Voltage.
(The hunt continues with Ahren searching for Azrael, but ultimately finding nothing, leaving Ahren frustrated.)
James Peters: Azrael is using the environment and shadows to his advantage, and if his plan was to frustrate Ahren, then fair play to him, his plan seems to be working.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, the last thing Ahren wants to do in a match like this is get frustrated, cause then you make mistakes, and the most fatal mistakes can come in a match at the danger level of this.
James Peters: Ahren Fourner proceeds to turn another corner- BUT HE GOT CAUGHT BY AZRAEL AND INTO THE LAST BREATH! THAT MANDIBLE CLAW OF AZRAEL IS IN AND IT’S IN GOOD AS AHREN FOURNIER FLAILS AROUND HIS ARMS IN A PANIC! THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS IN THIS MATCH, HELL, THERE AREN’T EVEN ROPES IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, if Ahren Fournier wants to escape this and prevent himself from going to sleep, it’ll all boil down to mainly creativity, as Ahren gets pressed up against the breaker box while in that submission hold, not taking long to sink down to the floor while Azrael remains standing and pressing those fingers down the gullet of Fournier.
James Peters: But like you said, Rich, if Ahren was gonna possibly escape the predicament he’s in, he was gonna need to be creative. AHREN LOOKS DOWN AND NOTICES HIS UMBRELLA THAT HE DROPPED OVER AT THIS AREA, FOURNIER TAKES ADVANTAGE BY SWINGING THE UMBRELLA UP FOR A LOW BLOW, REMINISCENT TO WHAT HE DID ON VOLTAGE, AND AZRAEL RELEASES THE MANDIBLE CLAW, TENDING TO HIS HURT SOLDIERS!
Rich Russillo: Ahren takes a moment to catch his breath that was fleeting in that mandible claw, THEN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO CRACK AZRAEL IN THE HEAD WITH THAT UMBRELLA! THE MONSTER IS REELING AS AZRAEL CRACKS HIM IN THE HEAD AGAIN!
Persephone: It looks like the two have made their way back over to that barbed wire fenced area!
James Peters: Yeah, but I’m not sure if Ahren notices as he continues to clobber Azrael with that umbrella, the big man is seemingly close to being out on his feet here, Ahren grabs the back of Azrael’s head and is gonna attempt to shove him face-first into that barbed wire! :damn:
Rich Russillo: Azrael is doing his best to resist, but he isn’t at full strength thanks to the beating he just took from Fournier, AHREN IS INCHING THE FACE OF AZRAEL CLOSER AND CLOSER, BUT AZRAEL USES ONE OF FREE HANDS TO GRIP FOURNIER BY THE THROAT!
James Peters: AZRAEL USES THAT HAND TO SHOVE FOURNIER BACK INTO THE FENCE! AZRAEL LIFTS AHREN INTO THE AIR WITH A GORILLA PRESS AND USES THAT STRENGTH OF HIS TO TOSS FOURNIER DOWN ABDOMEN REGION FIRST ON TO THE TOP OF STEEL FENCING! AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE BARBED WIRE THAT COMES ALONG WITH IT!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: WOO!!!
(Ahren remains hung up onto the top of that steel fence, having a hard time getting himself off due to said barbwire, sticking to the flesh of Ahren that is currently bleeding because of it. Azrael watches the pain in which Fournier is in and can only proceed to do nothing but laugh at his misfortune.)
James Peters: Azrael proving that he is nothing short of lambasting in the pain that he caused to Ahren Fournier, showing no real remorse for his actions.
Rich Russillo: That’s not something we see Azrael do often, he certainly isn’t gonna do it here.
(Azrael begins peeling Fournier off the top of the cage himself, looking to inflict even more punishment upon his opponent.)
James Peters: You can just see the blood of Ahren spilt on that barbwire, the last thing this man needs to be doing is continuing to compete, he needs a doctor at this point.
Rich Russillo: You say compete, I don’t think he’s gonna be doing much of that anymore. This match may have just went from competition to slaughter at the turn of one move. I have no heavenly idea how Ahren would be able to continue after that.
Persephone: Cmon, this is Voltage, we’ve seen people withstand much more around here and continue to compete! No need for a doctor, THESE TWO NEED TO CONTINUE KILLING EACH OTHER! :shaq:
James Peters: :francis: Azrael gets creative with the environment once more and uses it to hang Fournier atop of the steel fence. AND HE QUICKLY SNAPS DOWN FOR THE ELEVATED DDT! AHREN JUST GOT SPIKED ON HIS HEAD BY AZRAEL! AND I DONT THINK AZRAEL PLANS ON ENDING THERE AS HE BRINGS FOURNIER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER AND BEGINS CARRYING HIM!
Rich Russillo: Azrael finds his way over to the electrical transformer with the limp body of Ahren Fournier, AND AZRAEL IS LOOKING TO TRY AND LAWN DART FOURNIER INTO THE ELECTRIC INSULATOR PART OF THE TRANSFORMER, BUT FOURNIER COMES TO LIFE, SLIPPING OUT BEHIND AZRAEL, AND SHOVING HIM INTO THE INSULATOR!
James Peters: OH NO! ALMOST BY INSTINCT, AZRAEL THREW HIS HAND IN FRONT AND INADVERTENTLY ENDED UP TOUCHING THE INSULATOR!
**ZAP!**
James Peters: A JOLT JUST GOT SENT THROUGH THE BODY OF AZRAEL THANKS TO FOURNIER! THE BIG MAN BEGINS TO STUMBLE, BUT SOMEHOW REMAINS ON HIS FEET AFTER THE WHOLE ORDEAL!
Rich Russillo: The fact that Azrael is even still standing right now is nothing short of a miracle! Azrael attempts to retreat, but he’s considerably slower after the electrical incident, LEAVING ROOM FOR AHREN FOURNER TO STOP HIM FROM ESCAPING WITH THE CLIMAX! THE SIGNATURE RIPCORD KNEE OF FOURNIER SENDS AZRAEL REELING BACK!
(Azrael takes a trick out of Fournier’s playbook in throwing dirt in the way of Ahren, continuing to try and escape, making his way over to the area he was earlier in the transmission tower.)
James Peters: AHREN COMES IN WITH A DEADLY COMBO OF A KICK, PUNCH, AND KNEE STRIKE COMBINATION! AHREN GIVES A SUPERKICK TO THE SHIN OF AZRAEL, FORCING HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION, AND DELIVERS ANOTHER SUPERKICK THAT DAMN NEAR KNOCKS THE MASK OF AZRAEL CLEAN OFF AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: But look at Ahren, he’s getting a certain look in his eye, eyeing up that transmission tower. :lupe:
Persephone: It looks as if we’re gonna find about why as he begins scaling up the tower.
(Ahren starts scaling a bit up the transmission tower leg, not going too high, but not going too low at the same time.)
James Peters: Ahren Fourner has reached his wanted destination, AND IT LOOKS AS IF HE’S GOING TO LEAP DOWN UPON THE LIMP BODY OF AZRAEL!
Rich Russillo: PLANS MAY NEED TO CHANGE AS AZRAEL HAS SOMEHOW RECOVERED QUICK ENOUGH TO BEGIN CLIMBING UP THE TOWER LEG HIMSELF, INTENT ON GETTING TO FOURNIER UP THERE!
James Peters: AHREN CONTINUES TO STOMP DOWN ON THE HEAD OF AZRAEL AS HE CLIMBS, TRYING TO MAKE THE MONSTER FALL DOWN, BUT THE KICKS ARE SEEMINGLY HAVING NO EFFECT AS AZRAEL CONTINUES TO GO UP THERE AND CLIMB, FINALLY MAKING IT TO THE SAME PEG AS AHREN FOURNIER!
Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN BEGIN BATTLING IT OUT ON THE LEG OF THAT STRUCTURE, BOTH COMING CLOSE TO FALLING OFF WITH EACH PUNCH THROWN! AHREN DECIDES TO MIX IT UP A LITTLE BIT WITH SHOOT KICKS THROWN TO THE CHEST AREA OF AZRAEL! AZRAEL IS TEETERING!
James Peters: BUT AZRAEL UTILIZES ANOTHER EYE RAKE TO HIS ADVANTAGE, AND A STRONG PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF FOURNIER LOOKS TO BE HIS UNDOING AS HE GOES TUMBLING OFF THE TOWER!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: :damn:
Rich Russillo: WAIT! FOURNIER CAUGHT HIMSELF, KEEPING AHOLD OF THE TOWER! BUT NOW POSITIONS ARE REVERSED AND IT’S AZRAEL LOOKING DOWN AT THE BARELY HANGING ON FOURNIER! AZRAEL REIGNS A STOMP DOWN UPON AHREN’S HEAD, BUT HE REMAINS ON THE TOWER!
James Peters: AZRAEL DELIVERS ANOTHER STRONG BOOT, BUT THE SAME RESULT HAPPENS! SO AZRAEL HAS TO SWITCH THE GAMEPLAN UP A BIT HERE, AND BEGINS STOMPING DOWN ON THE HAND OF FOURNIER! ONE HAND RELEASES ITS GRIP AFTER BEING STOMPED DOWN ON, AZRAEL TRIES TO DO THE SAME WITH THE OTHER HAND OF AHREN, BUT HE SWIPES HIS HAND OUT OF THE WAY, BEGINNING TO CLIMB DOWN THE TOWER!
Rich Russillo: AZRAEL IS QUICK TO FOLLOW HIM, AND SOON THE TWO BEGIN TRADING BLOWS ON ONE OF THE PEGS! AZRAEL TRIES TO GRAB THE BACK OF AHREN’S HEAD AND SLAM IT INTO THE TOWER, BUT AHREN BLOCKS IT, AND DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION OF AZRAEL!
James Peters: AHREN TAKES THIS MOMENT TO SLAM AZRAEL INTO THE TOWER FACE-FIRST THIS TIME, AND THE BIG MAN SLIPS OFF THE TOWER! Thankfully for Azrael, it isn’t too high of a distance, and he’s able to land on his feet, AND AZRAEL PROCEEDS TO TRY AND GRAB THE ANKLE OF AHREN SO HE CAN RIP HIM OFF THE TOWER AS WELL! BUT AHREN ISN’T HAVING IT, DELIVERING A STRONG KICK TO THE FACE OF AZRAEL THAT DOUBLES HIM OVER!
Rich Russillo: AHREN TURNS TOWARDS AZRAEL WHILE ON THE TOWER AND LEAPS DOWN WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF AZRAEL THAT TAKES HIM DOWN!
(Ahren and Azrael both stayed down on the floor, both competitors feeling the effects of that foot stomp.)
James Peters: Ahren put on high risk to meet high reward, and hes certainly feeling the effects of that risk part. But Ahren is able to make it back to his feet, Azrael is short to follow, somehow still moving after that. AHREN LOOKS TO FINALLY PUT THIS MONSTER DOWN WITH PROTECT YA NECK!
Rich Russillo: THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ATTEMPT IS MADE, BUT AZRAEL CATCHES THE ARM OF FOURNIER AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A URANAGE!
(Azrael begins dragging the downed Ahren by his arm over to the insulators, it look likes Azrael is looking to repay the favor back to Ahren for earlier.)
James Peters: AZRAEL IS GONNA ATTEMPT TO SLAM AHREN DOWN FACE-FIRST INTO THE ELECTRICITY! BUT AHREN IS BLOCKING IT, ANOTHER BACK ELBOW DELIVERED BY AHREN! AND A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF THE MONSTER, AZRAEL’S HEAD IS HOVERING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE INSULATORS!
Rich Russillo: AHREN REALIZES THAT AND IS GONNA TRY TO PUT AN END TO THIS MONSTER ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH STORYBOOK ENDING INTO THE INSULATOR, ALL THE ELECTRICITY FLOWING THROUGH THAT THING!
Persephone: NO! AZRAEL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND AHREN INADVERTENTLY STOMPS DOWN ON THAT INSULATOR!
**ZAP!!!**
James Peters: AHREN FOURNIER JUST GOT SHOCKED, AND HE CAN DO NOTHING BUT CONVULSE AS HE TRIES TO STAY UP ON HIS FEET, AZRAEL CAPITALIZES ON THE DOWNED FOURNIER AND ATTEMPTS A MANDIBLE CLAW THAT GETS LOCKED IN! THE FINGERS OF AZRAEL GETTING SHOVED DOWN THE THROAT OF AHREN!
Rich Russillo: AHREN IS IN TROUBLE AS HE BEGINS TO FADE, NOT HAVING MUCH FIGHT AFTER THE ELECTROCUTION! BUT AHREN IS ABLE TO USE THAT FREE FOOT OF HIS TO ROUNDHOUSE AZRAEL IN THE HEAD, WHICH GETS HIM TO RELEASE THE CLAW AS HE FALLS BACK INTO…THE INSULATOR!!
**BUZZ!**
James Peters: AZRAEL JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED ONCE MORE AND AHREN AGAIN NARROWLY SAVES HIS OWN SKIN AGAISNT AZRAEL!
Persephone: I think that was some very good look on the side of Ahren, I don’t imagine that he did that on purpose.
Rich Russillo: Ahren starts using some of the non electrical parts of the equipment to stumble back to his feet, Azrael gets a grip on the ankle of Fournier, trying to prevent him from getting farther, but Ahren lands a stomp to the head of Azrael that makes him release his grip, as Ahren starts making his way over to a familiar site in this match in that barbwire caging.
James Peters: AZRAEL CHARGES IN AT AHREN, ONLY TO BE SIDESTEPPED AND THROW INTO THE CHAINLINK PART OF THE FENCE! AZRAEL STUMBLES BACK AND AHREN CATCHES HIM INTO THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!! AZRAEL ATTEMPTS TO PRY THE ARM OF FOURNIER FROM AROUND HIS HEAD, BUT IT’S NO USE AS AHREN HAS IT IN PRETTY TIGHT!
Rich Russillo: AZRAEL IS MADE TO DELIVER BACK ELBOW AFTER BACK ELBOW TO THE ABDOMINAL REGION OF FOURNIER TO GET HIM TO RELEASE THAT HOLD! AZRAEL DELIVERS A STRONG KICK TO THE GUT OF FOURNIER AND ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT- BUT AHREN IS STILL PUNCHING AND KICKING, MANAGING TO RUN AND DRIVE AZRAEL BACK INTO THE CHAINLINK PART OF THE FENCING!
Persephone: AND LOOK AT AHREN! HE’S TRYING TO PUSH THE HEAD OF AZRAEL BACK INTO THE BARBWIRE PART OF IT!
James Peters: THAT GETS STUFFED PRETTY QUICKLY BY AZRAEL WITH A HUGE SHOT TO THE FACE OF AHREN! AZRAEL GRIPS AHREN BY HIS THROAT AFTERWARDS AND TRIES TO LIFT HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR A CHOKESLAM, BUT AHREN IS QUICK TO ESCAPE OUT OF IT, ABLE TO SLIP BEHIND AZRAEL!
Rich Russillo: AND THE LULLABY IS LOCKED IN AGAIN BY AHREN FOURNIER, THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING IS IN AND IT’S IN TIGHT! AZRAEL TRIES TO DELIVER BACK ELBOWS AGAIN, BUT FOURNIER HAS THEM WELL SCOUTED THIS TIME! AND HE IS JUST DRAGGING AZRAEL CLOSER TO THE GATE WHILE HE HAS HIM IN THAT CHICKENWING!
James Peters: AZRAEL HAS DEFENSE AS AHREN SHOVES HIS HEAD DOWN INTO THE BARBWIRE, GETTING SOME VENGEANCE FOR EARLIER! AND AZRAEL HAS TO BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW, HE’S NOT ONLY JUST EXPERIENCING THE PAIN OF THAT BARBWIRE GOING INTO HIS FACE, BUT ALSO THE PAIN OF THAT CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!
Rich Russillo: DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES AND AZRAEL THROWS HIS LEG BACK FOR A LOW BLOW THAT HITS ITS MARK! AHREN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE THAT CHICKENWING, AND HE BEGINS FAVORING HIS PRIVATE REGIONS!
(Azrael works on unsticking himself out of the barbed wire while some of it stays stuck to his mask as he escapes.)
James Peters: Azrael is free, and he doesn’t look happy. GRABBING AHREN BY THE THROAT AND SHOVING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE BREAKER BOX!
(Some electricity shoots out of the box after being hit again in this match up.)
Rich Russillo: Did anyone else notice that spark of electricity there from that box?
James Peters: IM SURE AZRAEL DID AS HE CHARGES IN AT AHREN FOR A SPEAR- BUT AHREN SIDE STEPS IT! AZRAEL COMES CLOSE TO COLLIDING WITH THE BOX, BUT HE MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF JUST IN TIME! MEANWHILE, AHREN GRABS AZRAEL FROM BEHIND AND LANDS THE CLIMAX RIPCORD KNEE FOR A SECOND TIME!
Rich Russillo: AZRAEL LOOKS TO HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW AS HE GETS SHOVED INTO THE BOX BY AHREN WITH A PUSH KICK, AND THE ELECTRICITY IS STARTING TO GO OFF!!
(Sparks to start to fly as Azrael proceeds to get electrocuted by that breaker box, unable to even move as the volts keep shocking him. Ahren sees things going out of control and quickly rushes out of the power grid to where it soon lets out a giant explosion.)
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD INDEED, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CHECK ON AZRAEL, THAT WHOLE POWER GRID JUST EXPLODED AND I DON’T THINK HE WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THERE!
Persephone: THAT WAS AWESOME!!…I mean, boohoo. So sad.
James Peters: :wow:
(Ahren watches the power grid grid go up in flames while he begins to enter his car.)
Ahren Fournier: And that’s what happens when you threaten my cat daughter, you bitch.
(Ahren pulls off in his car, having reigned victorious over Azrael as the camera fades to black.)
(Commercial for Nyquil featuring MITSUBACHI, if you ever want to sleep your problems away.)
(The camera fades back into the World 1 Theatre as the next match graphic is shown on screen to the cheers of the crowd)
(Bella Braxton is seen standing at the center of the ring as she’s ready to call the next match. But before that though the camera pans over to the stage, to show the electric box of crates just off of the stage)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a BLACKOUT MATCH! In this match, the first competitor to throw their opponent from the stage into the electric box of crates wins! And it is for… THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: SNWBWNWNWNWNAKNWKWNAANAINAJSSSHEJWBWIE
(‘Misery Business’ by Paramore plays up to loud cheers as Holly Arrow makes her way out to the stage. With a stern look on her face, she’s all serious heading into this match as she makes her way down the ramp. Stopping at the bottom of the ramp, she looks towards the stage as ‘Misery Business’ cuts to ‘Hell on Heels’ by Pistol Annies which is given a not so enthusiastic response, rather much more boos as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor comes out as well. She fans herself as she makes her way down the ramp with a big smirk on her face which is a complete contrast from her partner. She stops at the bottom of the ramp as she looks towards her before focusing in as they both enter into the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… the challengers… at a combined weight of 294 pounds… THE TEAM OF HOLLY ARROW!!!!!!!!!!! AND KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Here’s an interesting team that I wouldn’t have expected to see, the team of Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, who are looking more like a unit than ever heading into this Unified Tag Team Championship bout!
James Peters: Well they’ve bonded over the fact that the two of them have a common hatred for the Champions and feel that they’re antics have to come to an end, and they have to be the ones to do it. And tonight? They’re dead set on making sure that happens one way or another!
Persephone: Tells alot about Holly when he’s cooperating with a racist old white woman :mjpls:. But you know what, I’ll let them be. Because let’s admit, it’s not exactly great minds think alike, they’re both just losers.
(Holly and Kensingten enter into the ring as Kensingten jumps onto the apron and poses before Holly makes her way to the center of the ring and spreads her arms out next to her. The both of them meet at the center of the ring as they nod to one another before finding their corner as ‘Hell on Heels’ fades out and they both begin to talk to one another. From there ‘The Day’ by Porno Graffiti blasts through the speakers to a solid mixed reaction from the virtual crowd as IDOL-GUN makes their way out. They are absolutely surrounded by simps who are taking pictures as both Hikari and Miku have big smirks on their faces before clinking their titles together as they make their way down the ramp and towards the ring, the crowd of simps following them as they do)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 231 pounds… THE TEAM OF HIKARI KANNO!!! AND MIKU SAKAI!!! THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! IDOL-GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: And here come the Champions! And I think it’s kind of obvious to tell how confident they are heading into this matchup, and they’re absolutely full of it! The two of them have been absolutely bullies these past few weeks, messing around with every single person that they’ve come across, and the challengers tonight are the cause and effects of their actions!
James Peters: Well I’m sure if there’s one specific thing they’re confident in, it’s backing up whatever they say, and that’s what they plan to do. Each and every person in this match is going to lay it all on the line, but in the end? IDOL-GUN is going to be out there to prove a point as Tag Champions.
Persephone: Why is a crowd I’d paparazzi so important?! It’s nothing new to me, you see whenever Sexy Rexy enters into the World 1 Theatre…
(Hikari and Miku shoo away the simps as they scurry away as IDOL-GUN enter into the ring. They both climb up to opposite turnbuckles and raise their Unified Tag Team Championships high in the air before they jump down and make their way over to their corner with intent on both of their faces as ‘The Day’ fades out. It isn’t long before the ropes, as expected, jolt with electricity and before long, the bell is rung)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this Blackout Match is underway!
James Peters: AS BOTH TEAMS ARE ALREADY RUNNING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER WITH NO TIME TO WASTE! HIKARI GOING FOR KENSINGTEN AS SHE GOES FOR A LARIAT TOWARDS HER FACE TO TAKE HER DOWN IN THE EARLY GOING! But Kensingten manages to duck under as she turns on her heels and focuses on Hikari, BEFORE TAKING HIKARI DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Persephone: This is so fucking BLAND, like holy shit. THERE ARE ELECTRIC ROPES MOTHERFUCKERS! USE THEM!
Rich Russillo: Well it seems both teams are playing it safe for the moment Persephone as meanwhile Holly and Miku are trading punches with one another while Kensingten makes an attempt to keep Hikari down on the ground! Miku getting the best of Holly with a swift uppercut to her jaw to send her backwards! Miku running towards Holly, AS HOLLY GRABS HER! SHE’S GOING TO THROW HER INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!
James Peters: BUT HIKARI WITH THE SAVE AS SHE NAILS KENSINGTEN WITH A KICK TO HER GUT TO OCCUPY HER AND GRABBING MIKU AND PULLING HER BACK BEFORE SHE CAN MAKE CONTACT WITH THE ELECTRIC ROPES!
Persephone: :francis:
Rich Russillo: That’s teamwork right there as that’s going to be essential in this matchup if either one of them wants to win tonight! Holly seeing the predicament and running forward, BUT IDOL-GUN WITH DOUBLE SUPERKICKS TO HER FACE TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Hikari and Miku working as a unit now as they turn their attention to Kensingten, BUT KENSINGTEN SHOVES HIKARI DOWN TO THE GROUND! This giving her a bit of time now, BUT IT’S MIKU THAT RUNS TOWARDS HER AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR GOING FOR A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER!
James Peters: BUT HOLLY OUT OF NOWHERE GIVING MIKU A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE WITH A SUPERKICK OF HER DOWN AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS KENSINGTEN! Both her and Kensingten are beginning to reform right now as Kensingten drags Hikari back up to her feet, but it’s Hikari fighting back with lefts and rights towards the face of Kensingten! But the numbers advantage while Miku is down for the moment is beginning to pile in as both Holly and Kensingten are on the attack making sure she stays down onto a knee for the time being!
Persephone: Don’t tell me this is going to be like any other Voltage match. :noah: I was expecting this to be entertaining but here I am wanting to be thrown into the electrical pit myself and I’d find more entertainment out of that I’ll be honest with you.
Rich Russillo: BUT MIKU SAVING THE DAY FOR HER TAG TEAM PARTNER AS SHE LAUNCHES TOWARDS KENSINGTEN TO TAKE HER DOWN! Holly attempting to help her partner but Hikari turns her attention towards her as she manages to recover quickly! IDOL-GUN beginning to get their ground back as Hikari grabs Holly, AND THROWS HER INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!
James Peters: WAIT! KENSINGTEN THROWS MIKU INTO HIKARI AS BOTH MEMBERS OF IDOL-GUN BUMP INTO EACH OTHER AND BOTH HIKARI AND HOLLY FALL INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!
Persephone: WOOOO! NOW WE’RE TALKING! You know, thinking about it, maybe this match will be interesting. I want a minimum of ten ounces of blood shed I’m waiting.
Rich Russillo: Both Hikari and Holly are absolutely fried as they crumble down to the ground! Miku looks absolutely distraught but can’t take her eyes off of Kensingten as she turns around, THE SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT! KENSINGTEN WITH A LEFT HOOK TKO PUNCH OUT OF NOWHERE KNOCKING MIKU DOWN TO THE MAT!
James Peters: Kensingten doesn’t look to be following up as she’s focusing on rolling Miku out of the ring, being courteous of the electric ropes just in case as both of them find themselves at ringside! Miku is slowly beginning to recover as Kensingten is not letting her catch a break, raining down punches while she slowly begins to get up! Miku with a knee to the gut though which sends Kensingten back, but Kensingten runs forward! AS MIKU SIDESTEPS AND THROWS KENSINGTEN INTO THE BARRICADE!
Persephone: Now we’re getting physical, now we’re talking! Get the rest out here, get the piranha tank from Bloodsport, now we’re underway! But then again, like every other match, they get my hopes up, then completely soil it. :will:
Rich Russillo: Miku making her way over to Kensingten, but it’s Kensingten with a back elbow that forces Miku back! Miku stumbles backwards as Kensingten makes her way over and begins to send punches of her own now, both of them attempting to keep some sort of ground in this matchup while they’re teammates are down!
James Peters: SPEAKING OF! HOLLY IS BACK! SHE’S RUNNING TOWARDS THEM! AS SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF THROUGH THE ELECTRIC ROPES AND TAKES THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Persephone: Has Holly ever thought of just colliding with the electric ropes? Honesty, it’d just make this match a little bit more interesting for myself.
James Peters: Are you here to commentate or criticize this match?
Persephone: Criticize this match.
Rich Russillo: All of them are down but it did the job as now Miku is stuck with a two-on-one handicap in Holly and Kensingten’s favor for the moment! Holly getting right back up as she helps Kensingten up before bringing Miku up as well! Both of them lift Miku up, AS THEY GO FOR A DOUBLE SUPLEX ON THE RINGSIDE FLOORING!
James Peters: BUT BEFORE THEY CAN DO THAT HIKARI JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE IN THE RING AND LAUNCHES THROUGH THE AIR TAKING THEM ALL DOWN WITH A BIG CROSSBODY! ALL THE PARTICIPANTS IN THIS MATCH ARE BACK NOW!
Persephone: :yawning_face: Light something on fire already will you? I feel like taking a nap, doesn’t help when none of them are Rex McAllister either.
Rich Russillo: Hikari taking all of them down as look how quickly the tables have managed to turn in the Champions favor! Hikari already focusing on her target as she brings Holly up, AND SLAMS HER ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Holly managing to keep herself up as she swings a punch towards Hikari, BUT HIKARI TURNS HER AROUND AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!
James Peters: Miku slowly beginning to recover as Kensingten does the same and Miku begins to slam punches down onto her! Kensingten attempting to fight back but Miku already as her backed up, AS KENSINGTEN LOOKS TO RAM HER INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! But Miku with a punch down onto Kensingten stops her just for the moment! Miku grabbing Kensingten by her head, AS SHE SLAMS HER HEADFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Persephone: Ugh we’re back to pure wrestling. 🤢
Rich Russillo: Well I think Hikari is digging under the apron so you might just be getting your wish right now! And look! You can just see her eyes light up as she finds something under there that has to be of use! AND IT’S HER DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE! That doesn’t spell much good for Holly as she gets back up to her feet, BEFORE HIKARI STEPS FORWARD AND SWINGS THE MICROPHONE TOWARDS HER! LOOKING TO CRACK IT AGAINST HER!
James Peters: But Holly ducks under! Hikari turning around and attempting again, but Holly grabs it and makes an attempt to pry it out of her hands! Both of them having a tug of war, but Hikari kicks Holly in the gut to force her to let go and get the weapon back in her hands! Holly spinning around but she’s right back at it as she’s focused back in on HIkari!
CRACK!
Persephone: CRACK!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI SLAMS THE DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE ACROSS THE HEAD OF HOLLY! The small gash of blood is beginning to pour out now as Holly definitely felt that! Hikari isn’t done though as she focuses back in on Holly now, AND IS JUST BEGINNING TO RAKE THE DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE AGAINST HER WOUNDS! IF IT DIDN’T HURT BEFORE, IT DEFINITELY HURTS NOW!
James Peters: While Hikari is doing that it seems Miku is planning something as well as she’s beginning to dismantle the Spanish Announcers Table next to us looking to plant a certain someone through it! Kensingten attempting to fight back as she focuses her attention back on her as the both of them now as trading punches with one another! Miku going for a back elbow! BUT KENSINGTEN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Kensingten isn’t done though as she lifts up Miku, AND SLAMS HER SPINEFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Persephone: DROP HER THROUGH THE TABLE ALREADY DAMN! Not ours though I have my makeup kit on here and I don’t want to ruin it.
Rich Russillo: Hikari sees this and is making her way over dragging Holly with her as it seems she’s struggling to recover after Hikari used that diamond studded microphone to her advantage! AS SHE GRABS HOLLY AND THROWS HER SPINEFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Hikari making her way over to Kensingten now as she’s coming to help her tag partner! Both of them are beginning to trade punches back and forth, but Hikari grabs Kensingten’s head and slams her against the announcers desk! Miku is back up to her feet as they’re both looking at one another with smirks, I think we know what they’re going to do!
James Peters: DOUBLE POWERBOMB ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!
Persephone: NO! NO! NO! STOP THIS! THIS IS TARGETED HARASSMENT TOWARDS ME!
Rich Russillo: HOLLY WITH THE SAVE AS SHE PULLS KENSINGTEN OFF OF THE SHOULDERS OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
James Peters: Holly saving Kensingten for the moment as both members of IDOL-GUN turn around, BUT HOLLY AND KENSINGTEN WITH SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICKS TO TAKE THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE MAT! Both of them know what they need to do now as Kensingten is tossing Hikari onto the Spanish Announcers Desk!
Persephone: HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! YOU’RE RUINING THE MAKEUP STOP!
(As Holly is dismantling the table she gives a death stare to Persephone before continuing)
Rich Russillo: Both Holly and Kensingten are rolling into the ring now, what are they doing?! They’re climbing to the top! NO! NO!
James Peters: KENSINGTEN CRASHES INTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO HIKARI! AS HOLLY FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND PLANTS MIKU THROUGH THE OTHER ANNOUNCERS TABLE WITH A BIG ELBOW DROP!
Persephone: :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: Everyone is down! This is absolute carnage at the moment! Holly slowly dragging herself towards Kensingten as both of them are bringing themselves up! They’re showing that they’re not slacks, they’re actually worthy contenders for those titles and they’re proving it in this matchup as they lay it all on the line for the Unified Tag Team Championships!
James Peters: Both of them are up now as finally IDOL-GUN is beginning to stir just a little bit in hopes of getting back up right now! But Kensingten and Holly are not going to let them get away as the both of them grab them and bring them up to their feet, AS THEY THROW IDOL-GUN INTO THE BARRICADES! WAIT! Hikari with a knee to the gut of Kensingten, AS MIKU THROWS HOLLY INTO THE BARRICADE INSTEAD!
Persephone: This has been a horrible match so far, not only is there not a copious amount of blood at the moment, they messed up my James Charles palette. :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: Miku making her way over to Hikari and Kensingten now, AS HIKARI GOES FOR A BACKBREAKER! AND MIKU CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK COMBINATION TOWARDS HER HEAD! The both of them realize what they need to do as Miku goes under the ring and Hikari takes her bloodied diamond studded microphone back into their possession, making sure they harm the both of them enough so they can throw them into the electrical pit at the stage! You can see Kensingten and Holly recovering as the both of them are making their way over looking to attack!
James Peters: BUT MIKU STEPS FORWARD AND SLAMS HER SIGNATURE DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK ACROSS THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: NOW WE’RE TALKING! ALL THAT’S LEFT IS THE FIRE! AND THE EXPLOSIONS! AND THE SEVERED ARMS!
Rich Russillo: It most certainly did its job as Kensingten is left bloodied on the mat and Miku beats the ever living shit out of her with the diamond studded selfie stick some more! Holly stumbling over in an attempt to help, BUT HIKARI WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT WITH THE DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE IN HAND PRACTICALLY KNOCKING HOLLY OUT IN THE PROCESS!
James Peters: IDOL-GUN has managed to get themselves back into this matchup using the weapons in their arsenal to their advantage! They’re absolutely spiking the both of them repeatedly to a bloody pulp! And they’re having fun with it too!
Persephone: I’d have fun if I got to slaughter my opponents too.
James Peters: :wtf:
Persephone: What? We all have our kinks.
Rich Russillo: :wow: IDOL-GUN stopping their assault as both of them are bringing Holly and Kensingten back up, as look at them just toying around with them at this point! AS THEY THROW HOLLY AND KENSINGTEN TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER! But Holly and Kensingten stop themselves before the collision! AS KENSINGTEN CONNECTS WITH THE SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT TOWARDS MIKU! AND HOLLY WITH NATIVE TONGUE TOWARDS HIKARI!
James Peters: They’ve fended off IDOL-GUN for now but with the weapons in their disposal the both of them have to get back on track and fend them off for the time being! Both Kensingten and Holly digging in the ring to level the playing field, AS KENSINGTEN PULLS OUT HER HANDBAG FULL OF CINDER BLOCKS!
(Holly stops for a good moment and looks over to Kensingten, she opens the handbag and takes out a singular cinder block as Kensingten shrugs and they focus back on IDOL-GUN)
Persephone: Now we’re talking! CRACK HER SKULL! CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!
Rich Russillo: :whoa: Miku stumbling up now as both of them brace themselves, AND KENSINGTEN SWINGS THE HANDBAG TOWARDS MIKU!
James Peters: BUT MIKU DUCKS UNDER! Kensingten completely stumbles forward expecting it to connect but turns right around! As Miku retreats backwards just for the moment! Miku seeing the situation that she’s in with a 2-on-1 handicap, I’ll admit that is smart especially when the both of them wield weapons that could completely shift this match in their favor for good!
Persephone: BOOHOO! MAN UP! STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY AND TAKE YOUR BEATING!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI FROM BEHIND KICKS KENSINGTEN IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Hikari saving her tag partner from immediate danger as she takes down one!
CRASH!
James Peters: BUT HOLLY BREAKS THE CINDER BLOCK ACROSS THE HEAD OF HIKARI! DUST EVERYWHERE! OH MY GOD!
Persephone: :blessed:
Rich Russillo: HIKARI IS TAKEN OUT AS MIKU LUNGES TOWARDS HOLLY BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS SHE ALREADY LAID HER OUT ON THE MAT! Miku slamming punch after punch down on Holly to make sure that she stays down! Kensingten getting back up as she slowly recovers and swings the handbag towards the face of Miku! But Miku moves out of the way just before it happens! And now look at Kensingten and Holly, Holly recovering as now they’re surrounding Miku like a pack of wolves!
James Peters: Miku shoving Kensingten away as she goes right for Holly looking to take her down as both of them are quickly trading punches wasting zero time teeing off on one another right now! But Miku turns around, AS KENSINGTEN TAKES HER HANDBAG AND SWINGS!
CRASH!
Rich Russillo: BUT MIKU DUCKS UNDER IT AS KENSINGTEN JUST HIT HOLLY RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE CINDER BLOCK HANDBAG!
Persephone: HAH! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!
Rich Russillo: Holly is out of the equation as Kensingten is left in shock, BUT MIKU TAKES HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK! Both Kensingten and Holly are down as Miku is making her way over to help Hikari back up to her feet, this is the opportunity they need! The both of them bringing Kensingten and Holly up as they’re looking to connect with something else!
James Peters: But Kensingten fighting back with elbows towards her gut! Kensingten taking the lesser of the damage out of the both of them but IDOL-GUN already has them numbered, AS HIKARI TAKES HER AND THROWS HER INTO THE BARRICADE! Both members of IDOL-GUN taking Kensingten and Holly and rolling them back into the ring as the fight is finally contained as they’re now confined by the electric ropes around them!
Persephone: :noah: Just when it was going pretty average, they brought it back into the ring. Can they be more stupider?! Everyone knows that the most damage is on the outside!
Rich Russillo: Hikari rolling back in and making sure they stay down as Miku digs under the ring once more looking to find more weapons to use to their advantage! WAIT! MIKU HAS A LADDER THAT SHE’S PULLING OUT OF THE RING! AND IS THAT A BARBED WIRE TABLE THAT SHE’S PULLING OUT TOO?!
James Peters: Well I mean I can’t blame her, it wouldn’t be Voltage without some barbed wire! But imagine if they successfully manage to use that to their advantage, it would be easy sailings! But a part of me believes that they don’t want to finish this match just yet and drag their opponents towards the stage, no! They want to make sure they inflict as much pain as possible!
Persephone: That’s what we’re talking about, now this is the Voltage spirit right here!
Rich Russillo: Miku setting up the table now as she grabs Holly and dragging her up as I think she figures that taking out the weaker person first would gain IDOL-GUN both the advantage! But Holly isn’t going out like that as she sends a knee towards the gut of Miku! Miku sent backwards as Hikari makes her way over, but Holly with a back elbow towards her! BUT IT’S MIKU THAT RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER!
James Peters: But Holly moves out of the way just in time as Miku falls flat on her back! Hikari running towards Holly now, AS HOLLY CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS THE JAW OF HIKARI TO TAKE HER DOWN AS WELL! Holly turning her attention to Miku now as she brings her up to her feet, AS SHE LOOKS TO GO FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX TO PLANT HER THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!
Persephone: NO! JUST ACCEPT IT DAMN! FUCKING DIE!
James Peters: :whoa:
Persephone: What?
Rich Russillo: Miku with a back elbow to the face of Holly to stop her before she can execute the German Suplex! Miku saving herself as she shoves away from Holly to create distance, BUT KENSINGTEN IS BACK AS SHE CATCHES HER WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! But Miku manages to duck under just in time as she grabs the arm of Kensingten and sends her to the ropes! AS HIKARI GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND BOTH MEMBERS OF IDOL-GUN TAKE KENSINGTEN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG DOUBLE DROPKICK!
James Peters: Holly leaping forward and attacking the two of them from behind trying to get back into this matchup as she singles out Hikari! But Miku grabs her and pulls her away as she grabs her, AND MIKU GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX AS SHE’S LOOKING TO DROP HOLLY THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!
Persephone: WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THIS? JUST DROP HER SKINNY ASS THROUGH THE TABLE ALREADY!
Rich Russillo: Well that’s not going to be as easy as they anticipate as Holly manages to escape out of the Back Suplex and slip behind Miku, as she shoves her forward and into Hikari! Both members of IDOL-GUN are taken by surprise as they collide into one another as Holly runs forward, AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MIKU AS SHE MANAGES TO TAKE BOTH UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DOWN TO THE MAT!
James Peters: Holly and Kensingten have the upperhand now but they need to do something quick to make sure that they keep it! Kensingten up on her feet as she grabs Hikari by the arm, AND LOOKS TO IRISH WHIP HER INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES! But Hikari keeps her feet planted to the ground before that can happen! Hikari let’s herself get pulled in by Kensingten, as she sends a knee into her gut to force her down to the mat for the time being! Hikari focusing on Holly now as she realizes and makes her way over! WAIT! WAIT! MIKU WITH A SLEEPER HOLD AS SHE PULLS BOTH HERSELF AND HOLLY INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!
Persephone: HAH! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! BUT I DON’T CARE! WOO! THIS IS SO FUN!
Rich Russillo: Hikari is in complete shock but is rolling Kensingten out of the ring to keep the tempo of this match going, as what could she have in store for ‘The Steel Magnolia’ now! Kensingten trying her best to send elbow after elbow into the gut of Hikari, but Hikari grabs her and tosses her down to the ringside flooring! Kensingten tumbles into a seated position, AS HIKARI RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS HER FACE!
James Peters: But Kensingten avoids just in time as she gets back up to her feet behind her, and sends a Back Elbow towards the back of her head! Kensingten grabbing her as I think we know where she’s going now! SHE’S GOING TO THE STAGE TO FINISH THIS MATCH AND TOSS HIKARI INTO THE ELECTRIC BOX OF CRATES!
Persephone: YES! KILL THEM AND END THIS MATCH ALREADY! CHOP CHOP! LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH!
James Peters: You do realize that both members of the team have to be thrown in the electric box of crates right?
Persephone: …
Rich Russillo: They’re up on the stage now as this is definitely not looking good for IDOL-GUN at the moment as Kensingten grabs her and lifts her up! AS SHE GOES FOR BLESS YOUR HEART! ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER INCOMING!
James Peters: But Hikari is raining down punches to make sure she holds her ground! Kensingten having a hard time making sure she keeps her up onto her shoulders as now, I THINK SHE’S LOOKING TO DROP HER OFF OF THE STAGE INTO THE ELECTRIC CRATES! THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR HIKARI!
Persephone: JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY!
Rich Russillo: LOOK! MIKU WITH THE DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK AS SHE SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF KENSINGTEN! SHE JUST SAVED HIKARI FROM BEING TOSSED OFF IN THIS MATCHUP!
Persephone: THAT’S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT!
Rich Russillo: Kensingten is forced to drop Hikari back down to the ground as Miku has also dragged the barbed wire table into the situation! This is not looking good for Kensingten as Holly is still out in the ring after being pressed against the electric ropes as both members of IDOL-GUN now are swarming around Kensingten! As Hikari drags Kensingten up to her feet!
James Peters: AS KENSINGTEN GRABS MIKU BY HER ARM AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! Kensingten has a fighting spirit and just won’t give up in this situation! Hikari realizing this and making her way over, BUT KENSINGTEN! SHE LOCKS IN THE KATAHAJIME! A LITTLE TOUCH OF SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!
Persephone: A SUBMISSION?! :noah: WHO THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THIS MATCH IS ABOUT?! JUST MURDER SOMEONE ALREADY! THIS IS GOLTAGE FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE!
Rich Russillo: Well I think Kensingten is looking to subdue Hikari while Miku is down so she can throw her off the stage, but Miku is getting up quickly as Kensingten has the hold locked in! AS MIKU MAKES HER WAY OVER AND STOMPS DOWN ON KENSINGTEN TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION HOLD!
James Peters: Kensingten might’ve been halted at the moment but she’s taken out Hikari temporarily! Miku dragging Kensingten upwards as now she’s sending lefts and rights towards her face! Kensingten attempting to block as many shots as she can, AS SHE REELS HER ARM BACK AND GOES FOR A LARIAT! BUT MIKU DUCKS UNDER AND ENDS UP BEHIND KENSINGTEN! AS SHE GRABS HER AND PUSHES HER INTO THE EDGE OF THE BARBED WIRE TABLE! BEFORE LIFTING HER INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Persephone: This match couldn’t get worse! Now we’re back to fucking PURE WRESTLING of all things?! 🤢🤢🤢 Absolutely DESPICABLE! Who do you think we are? Showdown?! Where the most violent thing they can come up with for their World Championship match is a STEEL CAGE?!
Rich Russillo: Well it’s done it’s job as Miku has managed to take Kensingten down to the ground for the moment but Kensingten is rolling up to a knee quickly! BUT MIKU! FEEL THY WRATH! MIKU IS RAKING AT THE EYES OF KENSINGTEN NOW TO FOLLOW UP! THAT’S NOT ALL SHE’S GOING FOR THOUGH! SHE’S PUSHING KENSINGTEN TOWARDS THE STAGE! KENSINGTEN TOWARDS THE EDGE AS MIKU SHOVES HER OFF!
James Peters: PART II! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF MIKU’S FACE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN MAKE OBSCURE BAND REFERENCES LIKE THAT! SIERRA BRADFORD HAS ENTERED INTO THIS MATCH!
James Peters: :wtf: Anyways, HOLLY ARROW IS BACK!
Persephone: I think mine was better.
Rich Russillo: Miku is down on the ground as Holly is back in this match absolutely going off as rains punches down repeatedly! Kensingten seeing this as you can just see the relief on her face knowing that Holly as her back in a situation like this!
James Peters: BUT HIKARI IS BACK IN HIS MATCH AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF KENSINGTEN SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! While Holly has Miku occupied, Hikari is absolutely teeing off on Kensingten now! Everyone is back in this match as it’s absolute mayhem!
Persephone: They’re all bleeding and everything now we’re having fun! But where’s the weapons now, all of this and I might just rate it a whole 2 stars! That’s groundbreaking!
Rich Russillo: Holly managing to keep Miku down on the ground as she grabs her by the arm and brings her up to her feet, BEFORE SENDING A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HER FACE! Holly taking Miku’s diamond studded selfie stick, AS SHE SWINGS MIKU’S OWN WEAPON STRAIGHT AT HER SKULL!
James Peters: BUT MIKU DUCKS UNDER JUST IN TIME! Holly connects with nothing but air, AS MIKU GRABS HER BY HER LEGS AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT! AS MIKU STEPS FORWARD AND LOCKS IN A SIDE HEADLOCK AS SHE SNATCHES THE DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK AWAY! AND NOW LOOK! SHE’S GRINDING THE SELFIE STICK ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF HOLLY! YOU KNOW THAT HAS TO HURT!
Persephone: The fuck you mean that has to hurt? I wake up with that same pain everyday knowing that I have to commentate with you bozos on the weekly. Can’t I just spend one day to get a break and spend time with my Sexy Rexy.
James Ranger: You have a whole week to do that even though that’s a lie.
Persephone: I don’t know what you’re talking about I haven’t caught a break in forever, sweatshop like conditions I tell you.
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile it looks like Kensingten and Hikari are going at it as both of them have been absolutely going off on one another! AS HIKARI WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN! Kensingten sent to a knee, BUT KENSINGTEN USING HER QUICKNESS AS SHE GRABS HIKARI AND LIFTS HER OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
James Peters: Hikari is down on the mat as Kensingten is bringing her up, I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR BLESS YOUR HEART! SHE’S GOING TO PUT HIKARI THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!
CRASH!
Persephone: WOOOOOOOO!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI SLIPS OUT AND PLANTS KENSINGTEN THROUGH THE TABLE WITH BRIGHTSTAR! HIGH ANGLE URANAGE SLAM MIGHT’VE JUST PUT KENSINGTEN OUT OF COMMISSION IN THIS MATCHUP!
(Holly, who has managed to push away and escape from the grasp of Miku for a moment, looks on in pure shock as she realizes the exact situation she’s in, a 2-on-1. She stumbles up to her feet as she runs towards Hikari)
James Peters: HOLLY WITH NATIVE TONGUE! BICYCLE PUMP KICK TO THE BACK OF HIKARI’S HEAD! BUT SHE’S NOT DONE THOUGH AS SHE’S ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESSLY ATTACKING HER WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH IN PURE ANGER!
Persephone: USE THAT ANGER TO DO SOMETHING MORE ENTERTAINING! JUMP INTO THE ELECTRIC CRATES DAMN! YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY RIGHT THERE STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID AND DO IT ALREADY!
Rich Russillo: NIGHT NIGHT! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO HOLLY BY MIKU WHO GETS BACK INTO THIS MATCH TAKES HER BACK TO THE MAT! AS IDOL-GUN ISN’T DONE!
James Peters: ONLYENDS! IDOL-GUN TAKES HOLLY DOWN TO THE MAT AS HIKARI PRIES KENSINGTEN OFF OF THE TABLE AND MIKU KEEPS AHOLD OF KENSINGTEN! NO! NO!
**BOOM!**
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Day’ plays up as both members of IDOL-GUN completely collapse down to the floor. A huge explosion is seen still going as in all of that, are the bodies of Holly Arrow and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor. The ref makes his way over, albeit, in a bit of fear, as he holds out the Unified Tag Team Championships to IDOL-GUN who are helping one another up with big smiles on their faces as they take their titles and raise them high in the air despite the agony and pain that they’re in, they fight through it for a moment of glory)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners… AND STILL! UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! IDOL-GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Well, at least it’s over. That was the saddest match I’ve seen, back to my phone.
Rich Russillo: Unlike Persephone I think this match was great :wow:. The unlikely duo of Kensingten and Holly gave it their all and at times came close to winning the Unified Tag Team Championships away from the Champions! But in the end the night belongs to IDOL-GUN as they still come out still your Unified Tag Team Champions!
James Peters: IDOL-GUN showing that they’re willing to put themselves through hell and back for their title and they’ve shown that they’re going to be your reigning Unified Tag Team Champions for a long time! Congratulations to IDOL-GUN-
Rich Russillo: INSURGENCY! INSURGENCY! DONOVAN DUKE! MAXWELL!
Persephone: :comeagain: Who?
James Peters: THEY’RE BOTH ATTACKING IDOL-GUN AS THEY LAY THEM OUT AND BEGIN THEIR ATTACK! IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK THEY’RE ALLUDING TO! WE MIGHT JUST HAVE IDOL-GUN’S NEXT TITLE DEFENSE RIGHT HERE!
Rich Russillo: DEATH ON TWO LEGS! MAXWELL WITH THE RIPCORD ELBOW STRIKE TO MIKU AS DONOVAN TAKES HER DOWN WITH A STANDING SHINING WIZARD!
James Peters: BUT THEY AREN’T DONE! HELTER SKELTER INTO HIKARI! TILT-A-WHIRL SITOUT GOURDBUSTER ONTO HIKARI KNOCKS HER OUT COLD AS WELL! INSURGENCY HAS MADE THEIR STATEMENT TONIGHT!
(Donovan and Maxwell stand above IDOL-GUN with big smirks on their faces as they look down and both pick up the Unified Tag Team Championships. They look to one another before mocking IDOL-GUN as they clink their titles together before dropping it down onto them. ‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis blasts through the speakers as Insurgency makes their leave and from there, Shock Value fades out to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for that stimmy money starring all the poor men and women who work behind the scenes at EAW and don’t get paid nearly enough for dealing with constant bullshit.)
(Shock Value fades back to ringside and the graphic for the next match appears on the screen.)
(Shock Value fades back in from break and cuts to the ringside area. Bella Braxton is not in the ring at the moment. She is standing by her chair and ready to announce the competitors for the next match.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S AN ELECTRIC FLOORS MATCH FOR A ‘UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY’!!!! Once all three competitors are in the ring, the floors will be switched on, and pulsating with electricity. Introducing first…
(“Roses (Imanbek Remix)” by SAINt JHN begins to play across the PA System and the crowd begins to boo.)
Bella Braxton: FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE CARIBBEAN ROSE’ CATALINA FLOWERS!!!!
(Catalina is alone as she walks out onto the stage. She has her genuine fox fur jacket draped over her shoulders as she twirls a single red rose in hand. Catalina pauses for a moment to survey the crowd and then she begins to strut down the ramp, bright white, pink, and red laser lights dancing around the arena.)
Persephone: Well this is certainly a match I do not give one fuck about. These fucking losers all fighting for what is sure to be a glorified participation trophy.
James Peters: That is rather harsh, and not really a fair thing to say.
Persephone: Who gives a fuck about being fair??
Rich Russillo: Well I do care about being fair, and this match is really interesting to me. Last year, Jalyn Garcia and Sarah Price nearly died in this and they weren’t even competing for anything. This year, all three women, including Catalina who just made her way into the ring, will be competing for a ‘Unique Opportunity’. Not to really speculate, but with Grand Rampage coming up, I’m sure this ‘Unique Opportunity’ will have something to do with that event.
(Catalina is in the ring now, and takes her corner. At the moment, the ropes are not on, so she leans against them as her music fades out.)
(“Feel It Still” [instrumental] by Portugal the Man begins to play.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… SHE IS LISA WREN!!!!!
(The crowd greets the woman who survived Saudi imprisonment with a mixed reaction, however Lisa basically ignores them. She is focused on picking up what would be the biggest win of her career so far, and that’s the only thing on her mind.)
James Peters: Lisa certainly seems ready to seize the moment and take this opportunity for herself. Things definitely haven’t come easy for her here in EAW, but lately she has been showing more focus and more passion than ever before. I don’t think many people expected Lisa to be as vocal as she was this week, but she definitely let Alexis Chambers and Catalina Flowers know how she felt.
Rich Russillo: :goat: There is no doubt that Lisa showed up and showed out this week. I expect big things from her in this match if I’m being honest.
Persephone: And you are a literal fucking idiot if you think she even has a chance at winning this :mjlol:
(Lisa gets into the ring and she glares at Catalina who pays her no attention.)
(Finally, “Walking the Wire” by Imagine Dragons begins to play.)
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENT… FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN… WEIGHING IN AT 117 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘ THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS’ ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!
(Alexis walks out on stage and stares down at the ring. She knows that this match is wide open for anyone to win, and she wants to make sure she is the one who leaves the ring with her hand raised tonight.)
James Peters: I think if anyone is due for a big win, it’s Alexis. She has come so close to being a champion here in EAW before, and since arriving on Voltage after being fired by Ryan Wilson, she has certainly made a splash.
Persephone: Did anyone else find it hilarious when Lisa called Captain Charisma ‘Captain Save a Hoe’ this week? That’s essentially what happened with Alexis. This bitch has never brought anything to do the table and probably did deserve to be fired.
Rich Russillo: No one deserves to be a victim of a power trip, Seph. Alexis works hard and if she can put everything together tonight, she could come out of Madison Square Garden with her biggest win yet.
(Alexis is in the ring now and after the referee checks with all three women, he calls for the ropes and the floors to be electrified. Once the electricity is pulsating around the ring, he calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: We are underway as Alexis Chambers, Lisa Wren, and A. Catalina Flowers are shown facing off in the ring. They suddenly charge in at each other tearing into each other with fingernails and biting each other. Chambers gets a hold of Flowers by the hair and tosses her across the ring. Wren appears from behind shoving Chambers nearly electrocuting her with those electric ring ropes! But Chambers stops just in time! Chambers turns around and charges in with a Running Uppercut right into the gut of Lisa Wren! Wren keels over in pain as Chambers grabs her by the arms from behind yanking her back up… Going for an Exploder Suplex! But Wren with an elbow to the head. She powers out of it and delivers a hard haymaker right to the jaw of Chambers! Chambers drops to the ground in a thud but pulls herself up onto her hands and knees only to be met with a hard slap to the back of the head from Lisa! Lisa with a hard kick to the side of Alexis Chambers sending her over onto her back and goes for the cover. But Catalina breaks it up before the referee can even count it! Catalina with a Curb Stomp to the back of Lisa’s head and then a Running Punt Kick to the side of Chambers’ skull. Catalina with a sadistic expression on her face as she picks up Wren.
Persephone: Catalina Flowers tosses Lisa Wren into the electrified ropes! Wren’s entire body begins to convulse and there is a sickening smell of burning human flesh. Drool begins to drip down Lisa’s face as she suddenly collapses from the shocking of the ropes and lies face first in the ring. Catalina goes in for the cover on the still convulsing Lisa her body filled with the deadly electric shocks coursing through every inch of ring rope!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: Kickout by Lisa Wren! I don’t know if that kickout was intentional or if her electrocuted body just convulsed and she happened to kick out. I never thought of it that way but it may actually be difficult to pin an electrocuted opponent. They kinda gotta lay a bit more still.
Persephone: :mjlit:
Rich Russillo: No we are not killing anyone tonight calm down.
Persephone: :usure:
James Peters: Catalina nearly winning this match after murdering Lisa Wren in the ring. Wait Alexis Chambers off the ropes with a Running Dropkick sending Catalina Flowers into the ropes! But Catalina stops just in time! Chambers looking to take advantage but wait what the hell… Lisa Wren is getting back up! A zombified Lisa Wren here back up and charges in…. Catalina turns around… Lisa Wren with the Codebreaker!!!! And another Codebreaker to Chambers! Lisa Wren grabs Catalina and tosses her into the electric ropes! Sparks begin to shoot out everywhere as the turnbuckles erupt with sparklers to demonstrate that something very painful and dangerous is happening! But we don’t even need the special effects to know that! The drool dripping down the face of the convulsing body of Catalina is enough to prove that!
(Catalina Flowers drops down motionless in the ring with smoke rising from her skin as the camera zooms in on the burnt skin showing it peeling off from her body.)
Persephone: She has been burnt to a crisp!!!
Rich Russillo: But wait! There’s more! Lisa Wren grabs on to Alexis Chambers by the hair and charges at the ropes! NO! LISA WITH A SUICIDE RUN SENDING BOTH HER AND CHAMBERS INTO THE ROPES AS WELL!!! AHH SHE IS GOING TO KILL BOTH OF THEM!!!
James Peters: BUT LISA WREN LEAPS AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! LISA LEAPS OVER THE TOP!!! OH GOD OH NO! NOT TO THE ELECTRIC FLOORS!!!!
Persephone: BUT LISA WREN IS TAKING ALEXIS CHAMBERS WITH HER!!! BOTH WOMEN FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPES TOWARDS THOSE ELECTRIC FLOORS!!! APOJFPOASJFPOASJFa
Crowd: :damn: !!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Lisa Wren flips over in midair placing Alexis Chambers beneath her. Lisa stomps downwards on Alexis driving her face first into the electric floors! Lisa lands on the back of Alexis using her like a surfboard as she avoids the floor herself! Chambers now convulsing beneath the feet of Lisa who is desperately trying to maintain her balance! Imagine how much pain Alexis must be going through as Lisa grinds her down into the electric floors sending unimaginable levels of voltage through her entire body!!!! I can barely watch this!!!
(Lisa Wren suddenly backflips off the back of Alexis Chambers landing up on the apron! Lisa blows a kiss to the crowd.)
Lisa Wren: :kissing_heart:
James Peters: BUT WAIT! IT’S CATALINA FLOWERS!!! Catalina grabs Lisa Wren from behind on the apron pulling her backwards into the electrified ring ropes! Catalina being careful not to electrocute herself as she pulls Lisa backwards into the ropes!!! Then she lets go! Lisa immediately pulls herself away from those electric ropes as she falls down to the outside! Lisa lands face first on the electric floor right next to Alexis Chambers on the outside still laying face first on the floor as smoke rises from her burning electrocuted skin!
A. Catalina Flowers: :woman_shrugging:
Persephone: CATALINA FLOWERS CHARGES THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES BUT SHE LEAPS JUST IN TIME!!! TOPE CON GIRO!!! CATALINA COMES LEAPING ON TO THE OUTSIDE CRUSHING BOTH HER OPPONENTS INTO THE ELECTRIC FLOOR!!! GOD DAMN! ALL THESE SKANKY ASS POTENTIAL REX STEALING BITCHES JUST GOT FLATTENED AND SHOCKED TO DEATH!!!
Rich Russillo: All three women are shown convulsing in pain on the electric floor. I feel like I have used the word “convulsing” more in the last five minutes than I have my entire life. But I also feel like I am going to use it several more times in this match here tonight.
James Peters: But wait! Catalina Flowers is somehow getting up! She is gritting her teeth in pain as she is literally shaking from the electricity being pumped through her but maybe her boots are providing some level of protection as she manages to stand up! She grabs Alexis and tosses her into the ring making sure to hit her head on the electrified ropes on the way back in. She begins to roll into the ring… but then turns around and grabs Lisa as well! Lisa thrown into the ring being shocked by those ropes on the way in! Catalina manages to pull herself in the ring as well as she is clearly relieved to no longer be in that electric floor environment and can temporarily be relieved from the pain!
Persephone: But Catalina Flowers cannot rest too long! She has to take advantage! She rolls into the cover on Alexis Chambers!!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ALEXIS CHAMBERS SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!!! Despite being face down on the electric floor for several minutes she has somehow survived! Catalina cannot believe this! She suddenly turns to Lisa Wren and pins her instead! Maybe she will have better luck this time!!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHRRR-
James Peters: But Lisa Wren kicks out even sooner than Alexis Chambers did! This match is not over yet! Alexis may have lost tissue in her face permanently from that electricity but she has not yet lost this match! Lisa too with the will to survive and not give up that easily!
Persephone: Catalina is pulling Alexis back up- but Alexis drops Catalina with the worst enzuigiri I’ve ever seen. Alexis is still hurt and SHOULD just give up, but I guess she wants that opportunity badly. Makes sense since she’s never actually accomplished anything before.
Rich Russillo: Alexis grabbing Lisa and sending her into an Irish whip towards the corner and without even contacting the rope you can feel the electricity coursing through her as she jumps up in pain! But Alexis is not letting her leave the corner as she sends kick after kick towards her chest before grabbing her by her arm, as she pulls her in and sends a knee towards her gut to send her down to the mat! Alexis turning around as she focuses back in on Catalina!
James Peters: BUT CATALINA HAS THE EYES! ANNA RAKING AT THE EYES RIGHT NOW IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET SOME SORT OF GROUND BACK IN THIS MATCH! But Alexis with a kick towards her gut to stop her and force her backwards! Anna running towards Alexis now, AS ALEXIS CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS THE FACE OF CATALINA TO TAKE HER DOWN! Alexis running forward as Anna attempts to recover, AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TOWARDS HER CHEST!
Persephone: BOOOOO!!! Where’s the action?! Right now all I’m seeing is just a bunch of shitty wrestling moves, and if I wanted that?! I’D WATCH DYNASTY! GET IT MOVING COME ON!
Rich Russillo: Alexis managing to stay on top of the action at the moment as she catches her breath, WAIT! LISA FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO HER BACK! ALEXIS HAS BEEN PUSHED HIM AGAINST THE ROPES AS YOU CAN SEE HER BEING ABSOLUTELY ELECTROCUTED BY THE ROPES AS LISA ONLY LOOKS ON WITH SATISFACTION!
James Peters: That’s what Voltage does to you Rich! You look at pain and you feel zero remorse because of it! NOW LOOK! LISA ISN’T DONE AS SHE KEEPS ALEXIS AGAINST THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO DUMP HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ELECTRIFIED FLOOR AS WELL! ALEXIS IS HOLDING ON BUT THE PAIN IS BECOMING CLOSE TO UNBEARABLE!
Persephone: YESYESYESYESYES!
Rich Russillo: AS LISA MANAGES TO SUCCESSFULLY THROW HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S OUT ONTO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: WE DID IT! DING DONG! THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
James Peters: WAIT! HOW THE HELL IS ALEXIS MANAGING TO HOLD ON! SHE’S GRABBING ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES AS SHE’S HANGING ON BY A THREAD!
Persephone: HUH?!
Rich Russillo: ALEXIS MANAGING TO KEEP HERSELF ON THE APRON AND KEEPING AHOLD OF THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES! Lisa looks on in pure shock but doesn’t let go of the goal in front of her, AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A FOREARM TO LAUNCH HER OFF! BUT ALEXIS WITH A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TO STUN HER! Alexis running over to the top rope now as she sets Lisa up, AND LEAPS UP AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY!
James Peters: BUT LISA MANAGES TO ROLL ALEXIS UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: NOOOOO! WHAT A HORRIBLE CHOICE BY ALEXIS KICKING OUT!
James Peters: LISA WREN ATTEMPTS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON ALEXIS CHAMBERS, UNFORTUNATELY FOR WREN, ALEXIS MANAGES TO CATCH THE FOOT AND SWINGS IT IN THE DIRECTION OF CATALINA FLOWERS, WHO’S MOMENTUM GOT STOPPED IN ITS TRACKS AS SHE WAS RUNNING OVER TO INSERT HERSELF INTO THE SITUATION!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, AND ALEXIS TAKES ADVANTAGE OF A TURNED LISA WREN WITH A BACKSTABBER, DRIVING BOTH KNEES INTO THE BACK! ALEXIS TURNS HER ATTENTION OVER TO CATALINA FLOWERS, AND IT LOOKS AS IF SHE’S GONNA ATTEMPT TO THROW HER INTO THOSE ELECTRIFIED ROPES, BUT CATALINA SHOVES HER HAND AWAY AND BEGINS COWERING FROM ALEXIS!
Persephone: JUST GET THROWN INTO THE ROPES DAMN!
James Peters: Alexis Chambers pursues the cowering Catalina Flowers, but is grabbed by the front waistband of her pants and Catalina uses it as leverage to pull her into the middle rope! CATALINA IMMEDIATELY JUMPS TO HER FEET AND IS ATTEMPTING TO PUSH ALEXIS CHAMBERS FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES, ALEXIS IS RESISTING THE BEST SHE CAN! BUT HER FACE KEEPS INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER!
Rich Russillo: FROM BEHIND! LISA WREN COMES CRASHING INTO CATALINA AND SUBSEQUENTLY ALEXIS WITH A SPLASH IN THAT CORNER! LISA DRAGS THE GROGGY CATALINA TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND SENDS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HAIRPULL MAT SLAM!
James Peters: Lisa is looking to get back to her feet, BUT ALEXIS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE LIGHTS OUT SUPERKICK ATTEMPT! LISA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT AND LIFTS ALEXIS UP IN ELECTRIC POSITON! WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN AND ALEXIS GETS PLANTED WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: LISA WREN JUMPS BACK TO HER FEET, AND NOTICES CATALINA FLOWERS ON ALL FOURS, LISA WREN USES HER AS A TRAMPOLINE ALMOST TO LEAP IN THE AIR AND COME CRASHING DOWN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ON TO ALEXIS CHAMBERS’ MIDSECTION!
James Peters: INNOVATIVE OFFENSE THERE BY LISA WREN AS SHE HAS TO KEEP IT UP BY BRINGING CATALINA TO HER FEET NOW- BUT CATALINA IMMEDIATELY SPITS RIGHT IN THE FACE OF LISA WREN WHILE SHE WAS BEING BROUGHT UP, THAT’S THE ULTIMATE ACT OF DISRESPECT!
Rich Russillo: CATALINA KICKS LISA DEAD IN HER GUT BEFORE SHE CAN GET BACK UP! Catalina grabbing Lisa and bringing her up to her feet now, AS SHE BRINGS HER ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAKE EYES WHICH BRINGS HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Catalina grabbing her as now she looks to dump her over!
James Peters: But Lisa with a back elbow towards her face to force her to let go as she slips away and goes to the center of the ring! AS ALEXIS GETS BACK UP AND GOES FOR A STIFF FOREARM TOWARDS HER FACE! But Lisa manages to duck under and sends a gut kick towards the gut of Alexis to send her backwards! Lisa running forward now, AS SHE LEAPS OVER ALEXIS AND GOES FOR A SUNSET FLIP PIN!
Persephone: NO, WHY CATALINA!? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS MATCH CONTINUE!?
Rich Russillo: AS CATALINA SENDS A KICK TO THE BACK OF LISA BEFORE THE REF CAN COUNT THE PIN! Catalina grabbing Lisa as she brings her up! TRES! LECHES! THREE DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEXES TO LISA WREN SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(Lisa is completely planted down to the ground as Catalina stumbles towards the center of the ring, meeting Alexis Chambers, who is beginning to recover as well.)
James Peters: Lisa Wren is down in the corner of the ring, and now it’s just Alexis and Catalina up! Lisa Wren has been through a lot in this match, but hopefully she’s able to get back into this! I’d hate if she were to miss out on this opportunity like this after everything she went through just to get here!
Persephone: Didn’t she get locked up after disrespecting that prince? Like I’m pretty sure she SLAPPED him and everything. Why do we suddenly care about Lisa Wren?
Rich Russillo: Anyways, Catalina just hit Alexis with a huge knee to the midsection! Catalina is on top of this Electric Floors match right now and this is bad news for Alexis Chambers and Lisa Wren! CATALINA WITH ANOTHER KNEE, AND NOW SHE GOES TO SEND ALEXIS INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!!
James Peters: ALEXIS STOPS HERSELF THOUGH, AND SHE DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW TO CATALINA’S JAW AS SHE CHARGED IN!
Rich Russillo: Alexis turning back towards Catalina, AND CATALINA MANAGES TO DELIVER A HUGE PUNCH TO ALEXIS’ FACE! CATALINA GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE- BUT ALEXIS BLOCKS IT BEFORE DELIVERING ONE OF HER OWN! Catalina now with a punch! Now Alexis! Both of these women are going back and forth trying to get the upper hand on one another, and at this point I just have no idea how this match is going to end!
Persephone: Yeah me neither, but I don’t actually care how it ends or who wins or anything like that. As long as it ends soon.
James Peters: ALEXIS CHAMBERS GOING AFTER A. CATALINA FLOWERS, HITTING FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! This has been a brutal match, and in the end it’s come down to Alexis and Catalina but Alexis has managed to get the upper hand! These two have had issues for weeks and now Alexis is getting revenge, all with the chance to win a unique opportunity! Alexis backing Catalina up into the corner, AND NOW SHE’S STOMPING AWAY AT HER! ALEXIS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO TAKE CATALUNA OUT OF THIS, AND NOW SHE CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE RUNNING IN! RUNNING DROPKICK TO A. CATALINA FLOWERS! Alexis with one final burst of energy, and now she runs in as Catalina starts to get up! FOH!!!
Rich Russillo: DOESN’T CONNECT!!! THE FOH DIDN’T CONNECT, AND INSTEAD CATALINA MANAGED TO KICK ALEXIS IN THE MIDSECTION! You’ve gotta give credit to all three Elitists for their performances tonight but I think this might actually be A. Catalina Flowers’ night! Lisa Wren is still out trying to recover! Lisa’s going to miss out on this opportunity without even being involved with the decision, AND NOW CATALINA GOES AND RUNS THE TOPES WHILE ALEXIS JUST BARELY GETS BACK UP TO A KNEE! SPARKLING ROSÉ!!! THE SCISSORS KICK-
Persephone: :noah: DOESN’T CONNECT! WHY CAN’T THEY JUST END THIS TERRIBLE MATCH!?!? Come on, why do they think people actually care about Alexis Chambers or A. Catalina Flowers!? Hell, the most relevance Lisa Wren’s had in her entire career was when she was locked up! Everyone was so worried about trying to free her that they forgot that she completely sucks at wrestling. Anyways, Alexis Chambers just delivered a German suplex on Catalina, and this better be ending soon. I’ve had enough of this match. All I need tonight is to see Sexy Rexy kill Candice, Cameron, or whatever stupid Ava he’s facing tonight.
James Peters: FOH!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST DELIVERED THE FOH AS ALEXIS CHAMBERS WAS TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THAT’S IT!! THIS IS IT, THE MATCH IS OVER!! ALEXIS NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE WINS THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY!!!
**CRASH!**
**BUZZ!**
James Peters: :krabs: LISA WREN JUST GRABBED ALEXIS AND THREW HER OUT OF THE RING! ALEXIS CHAMBERS WAS GETTING READY TO FO FOR THE COVER ON CATALINA AFTER HITTING THE FOH, BUT INSTEAD LISA JUST TOOK HER OUT OF THE RING AND SENT HER CRASHING INTO THE ELECTRIC FLOORS!!!
Persephone: :mjlol: Lisa Wren is really about to steal Alexis’ win.
Rich Russillo: AND THERE’S NOTHING ALEXIS CAN DO ABOUT IT! SHE WAS JUST SENT OUTSIDE OF THE RING INTO THE ELECTRIC FLOOR, AND THE ELECTRICITY HAS BASICALLY PARALYZED ALEXIS FOR THE TIME BEING! SHE CAN’T MOVE, AND THAT ALLOWS LISA WREN TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE PULLS CATALINA UP!
James Peters: LISA WREN WITH THE BACK BODY DROP INTO THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! THE FINISHING MOVE CONNECTS ON A. CATALINA FLOWERS, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER! THAT’S IT! THIS ONE IS OVER! LISA WREN WINS THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY!
OOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY….. LLLLLIIIIISSSSAAAAAA WWWWRRREEENNNNNNN!!!!
Persephone: :mjlol: She did! She actually stole it!
James Peters: LISA WREN PICKS UP THE VICTORY AND WINS THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY! This is huge for Lisa! That woman has been through a lot these past two months, but tonight is finally Lisa’s night!
Rich Russillo: Alexis Chambers was close. She was THIS close to winning, but you always have to be careful in triple threat matches! Lisa managed to take Alexis out by sending her into the electric floor, and because of that Lisa was able to pick up the victory.
James Peters: We’re definitely going to need some medical attention on Alexis Chambers, but nonetheless congratulations to Lisa Wren!
Rich Russillo: What do you think the unique opportunity will be?
James Peters: Who knows? Hopefully we’ll be finding out very soon!
(‘Feel it Still [Instrumental] hits, and the crowd begins cheering as loud as they can as soon as the bell rings. Lisa Wren slowly gets back to her feet with a smile on her face, and after all she had to deal with it’s clear that the fans are happy to see her get the victory. She has her hand raised by the referee, meanwhile A. Catalina Flowers is still knocked out and Alexis Chambers is at ringside as officials come down to tend to her. Finally, Shock Value fades to black as Lisa celebrates her victory.)
(Commercial promoting EAW’s anti-bullying campaign featuring Chris Elite.)
(Shock Value fades back, and the promotional graphic appears on the screen.)
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac echoes throughout the Madison Square Garden to an eruption of cheers. TLA steps onto the stage with a confident smile on his face. The former world champion scans the atmosphere of the venue before steadily moseying down the aisle and into the squared circle.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! The challenger, from Tlaxcala, Mexido, weighing in at 210 pounds.. LAAA PANTERRRAAA SEXUALLLLLL…. TTTTT… LLLLLL…. A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Hopefully, TLA fucks the shit out of Myles, tonight! Revenge is cold!
Rich Russillo: Pardon?
James Peters: I assume she hopes and prays that Myles gets fucked up physically and mentally. Both of these individuals have been going at each other verbally and I know they are excited to go to blows in this Electrified Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match. TLA has gotten knee deep into tensions with the New Eden, and I know he would love to get one over them by taking the EAW National Elite Championship off Myles, and I am sure that is exactly what he intends to do tonight.
Rich Russillo: But, look who stands in his way. Myles with one of the biggest comebacks of the century is here, and if you think he wants TLA to stop him from this career-high, then you are clearly mistaken. From being overshadowed by Xander Payne, to being one of the best current mid-card champions, Myles has earned his way to the spot and he will prove that when he topples the former world champion through TLA.
(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi blasts through the speaker to an ostentation reaction of boos from the crowd. With the EAW National Elite Championship around his waist, Myles jerks the curtain and appears on the entranceway. He poses with the title before gradually making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 227 pounds…. He is the EAW National Elite Champion.. THE WARLORD…. MYYYLESSSS
Persephone: You know, earlier tonight, I was video conferencing a couple of fans before tonight to see what their thoughts were on this match. Many were cheering for TLA to become the new EAW National Elite Champion, while the other thought the opposite.
Rich Russillo: Oh, so you actually did your job for once?
Persephone: Shut up. Anyways, one of his biggest fans. Irfanul, was it?
James Peters: How am I supposed to know?
Persephone: I don’t know how you pronounce it. Like erf-anal? Irf-anool, Er-Fan-Ual? Speaking of anal, I can’t help but think of Rex Mcallister’s throbb-
Rich Russillo: RING THE BELL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: This match is underway as Myles immediately slides out of the ring and goes for a ladder. The goal for this match is to avoid the electrified components to the best of your ability, climb the ladder and retrieve the EAW National Elite Championship suspended over the ring. TLA intentionally lets Myles get to the ladder first as he slowly slides under the ropes and goes around the ringpost. Myles is choosing ladders and turns around to get clobbered by La Pantera Sexual! The challenger is unveiling a barrage of punches onto the champion!! TLA with punches following another before he grabs Myles and SMASHES HIS FACE AGAINST ONE OF THE LADDERS!! LUCKY, IT ISN’T ONE OF THE ELECTRIFIED ONES, AS IT IS ONE OF THE ONES USED FOR CLIMBING!!!! TLA NOW GRABS HIM BY THE TIGHTS AND AIMS HIM TOWARDS ONE OF THE ELECTRIFIED LADDERS!! MYLES SEES WHAT HE’S GOING FOR AND NAILS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A KNEE!!
James Peters: It is now Myles turn as he stomps him down into the apron before he clenches his tights! He grabs a handful of TLA’s tights and LOOKS TO TOSS HIM INTO THE ELECTRIFIED SECOND ROPE!! BUT TLA STICKS THE BLADE OF HIS ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION!! Myles is staggered as TLA now grabs his hair and attempts to shove his face into the electrified rope! The middle rope to be exact!! Myles is using his foot to stop himself to the best of his ability, but he is like a fingertip away from going face deep into the electrified rope! Luckily, Myles hits another elbow to the midsection and grabs TLA! Myles is now returning the favour as he tries to force TLA’s face into the electrified rope! Both men trying to electrocute themselves early into this match, but their attempts are in vain as TLA GRABS MYLES AND THRUSTS HIM INTO THE LED RINGPOST!!!
Persephone: If only Rex could ram me into the ringpost like that! Myles writhes in pain and uses the apron to get up to his feet, while TLA has him in his crosshairs against the barricade! TLA lands a knife-edge chop below the neck and against the chest! AND HE POUNDS HIM WITH ANOTHER ONE!! TLA lighting up the champion with rapid-fire chops before CLOCKING HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! European uppercut stuns Myles against the apron as TLA now backpedals into the barricades and kneels down… TLA SHOOTS OFF HIS KNEES AND CHARGES INTO MYLES!!! MYLES SIDE STEPS AND TLA GOES NOSE DIVING INTO THE ELECTROCUTED ROPES!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT?? TLA MANAGES TO CLEAR HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES AND FLIPS INTO THE RING!! TLA ADAPTED MID-FLIGHT AND SOARED RIGHT THROUGH THE OPENING BETWEEN THE ROPES!! MYLES CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS TLA NOW MANEUVERS OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! TLA GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON!! MYLES ROLLS INTO THE FLOOR AND TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET LIKE A CAT!! TLA TURNS AROUND AND GETS OBLITERATED WITH A STONE COLD LARIAT COURTESY OF THE WARLORD OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!! MYLES TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT AS HE NOW FOCUSES ON OTHER TASKS AT HAND… Myles grabs the top layer of steel steps and throws it away. He reveals the bottom layer and pulls TLA forward. He lands a couple of strikes to the back before throwing over the arm and hooking the tights!
Persephone: MYLES IS GOING FOR A SUPLEX OF SORTS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS, BUT TLA BLOCKS IT AS HE GOES OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! TLA is up on the steel steps as he KICKS MYLES IN THE FACE! That is what you get! Myles reels up onto the apron and leans on the turnbuckles as this gives an idea for TLA! TLA looks as if a lightbulb popped up in his head as he now jumps off the steel steps and onto the apron adjacent to Myles… TLA runs back and forth on the apron!! AND HE GRABS THE RINGPOST WITH BOTH HANDS AND SWINGS AROUND IT!!! OH MY!! 305 OVER THE RINGPOST!! 305!! 305!! NO!! TLA GOES FOR THE TIGER FEINT KICK, BUT MYLES JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY AND HE GETS HIS FEET CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES!! TLA SCREAMING IN THE PAIN AS HE JUST ELECTROCUTED HIS FEET!!
Rich Russillo: That might play a factor into this match as Myles has a smile on his face! Myles grabs from the electrified steel chairs at ringside and inserts himself into the ring! TLA is recovering from going feet first into the ropes as MYLES LIFTS UP THE CHAIR AND DEPOSITS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF TLA!! TLA SCREAMING IN PAIN AS MYLES SMASHES HIM FOR A THIRD AND THREE TIMES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! MYLES THEN NOW SETS THE CHAIR DOWN DISCRETELY AND LIFTS THE CHALLENGER UP!! THE CHAMPION HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR!! AND DRILLS HIM ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR WITH A SIT-OUT MICHINOKU DRIVER!! TLA has been on the receiving end of three electrocutions thus far as Myles is in his most comfortable state. Myles is smiling as this is going all according to plan as he now slides beneath the bottom rope. He grabs one of the electrified ladders and brings it into the ring.
James Peters: Myles isn’t looking to go for the title any time soon as he wants to inflict as much damage onto his adversary. Myles nails TLA in the chest with a spinning heel kick before grabbing him and placing his head between his legs… Perhaps, Myles is aiming for a powerbomb onto the electrified ladder!! MYLES HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! TLA FLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD AND CONNECTS WITH THE MEXCIAN UPPERCUT!! MYLES IS STAGGERED!!! TLA SLIDES INTO THE CANVAS AND RICOCHETS BACK!!! LA PANTERA SEXUAL GOES FOR A JUMPING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THIS TIME AROUND!! BUT MYLES GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR!! HE HAS HIM UP FROM BEHIND AND HE TOSSES HIM UPWARDS AND CATCHES HIM INTO THAT SUPINE POSITION!! THE POWER FROM MYLES AS HE LOOKS TO SUPLEX HIM OVER ONTO THE LADDER!!
Persephone: BUT TLA COUNTER THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT WITH A DDT ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED LADDER!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE LADDER!! DAMN!!! TLA with a high-risk maneuver! A dumbass counter, but it got him out of that predicament! Myles went skull first into the electric and that’s gotta hurt. Surely, that’s gotta do damage to the already deteriorating brain of our EAW National Elite Champion. TLA rolls out of the ring and throws in a new electrified ladder. Myles could be concussed as TLA now enters the ring and wedges the ladder horizontally between the second and third turnbuckle. TLA grabs Myle-
Rich Russillo: MYLES WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN!! TLA looks as if he absorbs as he smirks. Myles is trying to get up to his feet as TLA SHAKES HIS HEAD AND GOES FOR THAT MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! MYLES SAWS ITS COMING AND DRAGS TLA DOWN INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!! NO PINS IN THIS MATCH AS MYLES GRABS HIS ARMS OFF THE BACKSLIDE AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE KNEE! TLA, HOWEVER, AVOIDS IT AND GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! AND HITS A STEP-UP ENZIGURI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! HE LANDS IT ON BUTTON AS TLA NOW GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND PLACES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! TLA IS GOING FOR THE MEXCIAN DESTROYE-
James Peters: MYLES LIFTS HIM UP AND FLIPS HIM OVER!!! TLA NEARLY GOES CRASHING INTO THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES, BUT STOPS HIMSELF IN HIS TRACKS… TLA TURNS AROUND AND GETS SWIPED WITH A DEVASTATING YAKUZA KICK!! MYLES WITH A COLOSSAL BOOT AS HE NOW GRAB HIS WRIST!! Myles looks at TLA with a menacing look as he AIMS TO IRISH WHIP HIM INTO THE WEDGED ELECTRIFIED LADDER IN THE CORNER!! MYLES NOW WHIPS TLA FORWARD!! TLA RUNS AND LEAPS OVER THE LADDER… WHAT THE?!?! MYLES DOESN’T BELIEVE IT AS TLA’S ATHLETICISM IS SHOWN ON DISPLAY!!! TLA SPINS OFF AND INTO THE HANDS OF MYLES!! TLA GETS THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS… AND SENDS MYLES NOSE DIVING INTO THE ELECTRIFIED LADDER WITH A PHOENIX-RANA!! MYLES TURNED WITH THE 180 DEGREE AND WENT 450 TO GET THE HURRICANRANA!! A PHOENIX SPLASH INSPIRED HURRICANRANA AS I SAID AS MYLES GRABS HIS FACE IN PAIN!
Persephone: Surprisingly so, TLA has come into this match with a lot of homework. Everyone knew that in these types of matches, your opponent’s goal will always be to use every single weapon at their disposal to their advantage. TLA has used his athleticism to escape most attempts thus far! TLA throws Myles through the ropes and deposits him onto the ringside floor. Both opponents have yet to go for the championship yet as TLA NOW JUMPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! FOR AN ASAI MOONSAULT!! BUT LOOK!! MYLES SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THE APRON!! MYLES GRABS TLA CHEST AND THROWS HIM OFF!!
RIch Russillo: MANDIBLE CLAW!! TLA SAW IT COMING AS HE PUTS HIS HAND INTO MYLES MOUTH! MYLES DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! MYLES IS ABLE TO GET HIS OWN MANDIBLE CLAW IN!! WHAT THE!??! I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BUT MYLES IS QUICK TO RELINQUISH HIS CLAW!! AND HE STARTS DIGGING HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE EYE SOCKETS OF TLA!! THE CHALLENGER IS GETTING HIS EYE GOUGED AS MYLES NOW GRABS HIS HEAD AND FORCES IT INTO THE TOP ROPE!! TLA SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SPARKS ARE STARTING TO GO FLYING IN THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD!! Myles lets go of TLA’s head as TLA sits on the turnbuckle, nursing the back of his head.
Persephone: Myles starts climbing up the turnbuckles!! WHAT IS THIS NOW!??! HE JUMPS UP AND GETS THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS!!! AN AVALANCHE HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! NO!!! TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET!! TLA CLEARS THE LANDING AS MYLES IMMEDIATELY RUSHES INTO HIM!! TLA USES THE STEEL STEPS TO GAIN FULL BALANCE AS MYLES COMES FROM BEHIND!! TLA POPS HIM UP IN MID-AIR!! AND GOES FOR THE POP-UP MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! BUT MYLES GRABS BOTH ARMS IN MID-AIR… AND DRILLS HIM DOWN ONTO THE BOTTOM STEEL STEPS WITH A CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! WHAT A COUNTER AS TLA GOT FOLDED INTO AN ACCORDION!! BOTH MEN ARE JUST KILLING EACH OTHER!! MYLES PROBABLY HAS A CONCUSSION AND TLA MIGHT’VE JUST GOTTEN HIS NECK SNAPPED IN HALF!
James Peters: Myles is up on his feet as he brings a normal ladder into the ring. He picks it up and slides it under the bottom rope. Myles is back in the squared circle while TLA is picking up his pieces on the steel steps. This is the first time someone is going for the title in this match as he perfectly sets it up in the center of the ring! He starts climbing rung by rung! We could see the ending of this match right now!! BUT TLA SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! MYLES STARTS CLIMBING UP FASTER AS IT IS A RACE TO THE TOP AT THIS POINT!!! THEY BOTH MEET AT THE TOP AND START EXCHANGING BLOWS!! RIGHT FROM THE CHAMPION!!! LEFT FROM THE CHALLENGER!! RIGHT!! LEFT!! RIGHT!! LEFT!! A NEVER-ENDING EXCHANGE!
Rich Russillo: TLA is the first to fall as he lands on his feet off the ladder. He recuperates down below as Myles has two options: climb up the ladder or jump off! MYLES SOARS OFF THE RUNGS FOR A DOUBLE-KNEE METEORA ONTO TLA BELOW!! DEATH FROM ABOVE!! BUT TLA CATCHES BOTH KNEES!! WHAT STRENGTH FROM LA PANTERA SEXUAL!!! MYLES DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AS TLA IS HOLDING UP BOTH KNEES ON BOTH SHOULDERS!! TLA POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE MEXICAN UPPERCUT AS HE CAME DOWN!! THE CHAMPION IS STUNNED!! HE IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH!! TLA CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID THAT AS HE STARTS TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER!!
Persephone: BUT MYLES MIRACULOUSLY IS ABLE TO USE THE LADDER TO REBOUND UP TO HIS FEET!! AND SHATTERS THE JAW OF TLA WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!! MYLES JUST DECIMATED THE CHAMPION WITH THAT PATENTED KNEE STRIKE, BUT TLA DOESN’T GO DOWN!! TLA IS LITERALLY STILL ON HIS FEET AS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT COUNTRY HE IS IN!! TLA IS CLUELESS ON HIS SURROUNDINGS AS MYLES CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER KNEE!! THAT SENDS TLA ONTO BOTH KNEES!!! MYLES GOES FOR THE FINAL SHOT!! HE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT TLA SIDESTEPS IT!! TLA FAKES THE KICK, SPINS AROUND AND CLOCKS MYLES IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A BACK ELBOW!! WHAT A SPINNING BACK ELBOW AS BOTH MEN COLLAPSE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Rich Russillo: Myles is starting to feel the effects of that back elbow as blood starts rushing down the side of his head!! That’s the power of TLA for you, but that knee might’ve broken TLA’s jaw in the process! Blood is rushing out of TLA’s mouth. Both individuals know what is at stake tonight and they are willing to go through hell or high water to walk out of tonight with the EAW National Elite Championship. Both individuals start to show sign of a life as they crawl towards the bottom rung of the ladder in the center of the ring. Both individuals are seemingly about to race up to the ladder once again.. Wait a second…
Persephone: The midget is back!
(Landerson appears out of nowhere and slides into the ring. He dons a referee shirt and smiles.)
El Landerson: (off-mic) Sup!
James Peters: What in the almighty is Landerson doing in the ring! Landerson is wearing a referee shirt! Is he perhaps an official of this match? Either way, he is allowed to be in this ring considering there are zero disqualifications. Myles starts to realize and focus his attention onto him. Myles is pissed off as he grovels at the presence of Landerson. Myles is getting distracted as he gets off the ladder and approaches Landerson. Landerson is appearing more dapper than ever as Myles is clearly not happy at his arrival. BUT LOOK!! TLA IS USING THIS DISTRACTION TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE STARTS TO STEADILY CLIMB UP THE LADDER!! LANDERSON IS NOT BUDGING AS HE JUST STARES AND SMILES AT MYLES!! MYLES TURNS AROUNDS AND NOTICES TLA!! MYLES STARTS TO GO BEHIND TLA AND PULLS HIM DOWN BY THE FEET!
Rich Russillo: TLA USES THE PULL DOWN TO GRAB MYLES IN MID-AIR!! AND HE FLIPS HIM OVER FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! NOT LIKE THIS!! BUT MYLES HOLDS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND HE DROPS HIM ONTO THE TOP ELECTRIFIED ROPE!! TLA SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE GETS ELECTROCUTED AND SPLATTERS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! MYLES STANDS MENACINGLY AS HE NOW SPRINTS THROUGH THE RING FOR A POTENTIAL TOPE CON HILO!! THIS IS MYLES’ M.O!!! MYLES FOR THE TOPE CON HILO!!
(Landerson grabs the center ladder and purposefully puts it in his way.)
Persephone: You know, if he’s the official, can he just throw this match out of the window and award the championship to Rex?
James Peters: Myles stops himself in his tracks as Landerson puts the normal steel ladder in his way. Myles calms himself down as Landerson just stands there and smiles. I can’t tell whether that was intentional, but we’re sure Landerson is trying to the best of his ability to officiate this bloodshed of a match!!! MYLES IGNORES LANDERSON AND RUNS ONCE AGAIN! AND HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE LADDER OPENING!! AIN’T NOTHING THAT ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP MYLES FROM GOING AIRBORNE!! AND HE LANDS THE TOPE CON HILO ONTO TLA AT RINGSIDE!! MYLES LANDS ON HIS FEET AFTERWARDS AND GRABS TLA TIGHTS!! AND HE THROWS HIM OVER THE BARRICADE!! THIS COULD BE IT!! MYLES NOW GOES BACK INTO THE RING.
( Myles gets into the ring and sees the ladder back into the center of the ring. However, he sees Landerson at the top of the ladder, inspecting the championship. )
Myles: :comeagain:
El Landerson: (off-mic) Ay! I’m just checking the title out! I see you have been taking care of hermosa. Qué bonita estás!
Myles: (off-mic) :dahell: Get the fuck away from my championship!
Rich Russillo: I don’t think anyone knows what Landerson is trying to do! He is just pressing the buttons of our National Elite Champion! Myles climbs up the opposite side of the ladder and gets Landerson away from the championship. Landerson is quick to climb down as Myles looks at him in confusion! Landerson is smiling and standing once again as Myles goes for the championship! BUT RIGHT AS MYLES REACHED FOR HIS TITLE, TLA COMES FROM BEHIND AND DEPOSITS AN ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR ONTO HIS BACK!! MYLES SCREAMING IN PAIN AS TLA THROWS AWAY THE CHAIR AND GOES FOR THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! HE NODS HIS HEAD AT LANDERSON AND CLIMBS RUNG BY RUNG!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE!!
James Peters: MYLES HOPS OFF THE LADDER AND GRABS TLA’S FEET!! HE PULLS TLA DOWN ONCE AGAIN AND PUSHES HIM DOWN!! MYLES BODYING HIM LIKE A DAMN MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY AS MYLES QUICKLY GOES UP THE LADDER!! TLA GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND SNATCHES MYLES’ FEET!! MYLES GOES A FEW RUNGS DOWN AND PUNCHES TLA RIGHT IN THE FACE!! WHAT A HAYMAKER COURTESY OF THE WARLORD OF SUNDAY NIGHTS AS TLA IS STAGGERED!! BUT TLA RESPONDS WITH A PELE KICK!!! TLA WITH A PELE KICK AND MYLES DESCENDS DOWN THE LADDER AND FALLS TO THE CANVAS!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN-AND-OUT ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCH!! LANDERSON IS STANDING IN BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM, ENCOURAGING THEM TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET!
El Landerson: (off-mic) Ay perros! I don’t get paid by the hour, get yourselves up!
Rich Russillo: Why is he even here in the first place?
Persephone: No one knows, no one cares, and NO ONE ASKED!
James Peters: Seems the power of Landerson is working as both individuals are getting up to their feet! MYLES GOES FOR THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!! BUT TLA INTERCEPTS WITH A PIMP SLAP!! MYLES IS UNFAZED BY THE PIMP SLAP AS TLA SPINS AROUND!! FOR A DISCUS MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! BUT MYLES DUCKS DOWN AND LIFTS TLA UP INTO THE AIR!! POP-UP KNEE STRIKE!! THE KANGAROO KILLER!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA USED THE HEIGHT TO GRAB THE LADDER IN MID-AIR AND STARTS CLIMBING UP!! WHAT A BRILLIANT WAY TO CIRCUMVENT THE KANGAROO KILLER!! BRILLIANCE ON DISPLAY BY THE CHALLENGER AS THE CHAMPION NOW SCRAMBLES MYLES GRABS HIS LEG!! TLA GOES A FEW STEPS DOWN TO MEET MYLES!! MYLES KICKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE POWERBOMB!! BUT TLA GETS OUT AND STARTS RAINING DOWN PUNCHES ONTO HIM!! TLA SIGNALS FOR THE LAST PUNCH!! BUT MYLES GETS OUT, GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM DOWN!! AND SUPERKICKS HIM!! TLA IS KNOCKED OUT ON THE LADDER AS MYLES TRAPPED HIS HEAD AND SUPERKICKED HIM!! WHAT A SUPERKICK AS MYLES NOW STARTS TO GO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER AND BEGINS TO CLIMB!
James Peters: MYLES IS ON THE VERGE OF RETAINING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE IS ASCENDING THE LADDER!! WILL MYLES’ CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN SEE ANOTHER DAY!! MYLES REACHES UPWARDS FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT TLA GRABS HIS OTHER ARM THROUGH ONE OF THE RUNGS!! AND PUTS HIM INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!! CROSSED PATHS IS CINCHED IN ON TOP OF THE LADDER!! MYLES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT HIS OTHER HAND IS FREE AT THE SAME TIME!! IF MYLES CAN JUST FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN, HE CAN USE HIS FREED HAND TO GET AHOLD OF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!! IT IS MERELY FINGERTIPS AWAY!!
Rich Russillo: HOWEVER, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS TOO UNBEARABLE!! MYLES IS TRYING HIS BEST TO REACH FOR THE BELT, BUT THE PAIN IS STOPPING HIM FROM DOING SO!! Myles stops concentrating on the championships and starts to get out of the cross armbreaker! If TLA continues to put him in the Crossed Paths submission hold, then Myles left arm in half!!! Myles does not have any intentions of letting that happen! Myles is scrambling on the ladder as the more and more TLA has this applied, the more and more chances that Myles walks out tonight with one arm! AND THAT WOULD BE A HUGE HIT TO NEW EDEN!!
Persephone: SHOE TO THE FACE!! MYLES MANAGES TO TAKE TLA’S LEFT BOOT AND THROW IT AT HIM!! TLA SLOWLY GOES DESCENDING DOWN THE LADDER, BUT IT ISN’T ENOUGH TO TAKE HIM OFF!! TLA IS SIGNIFICANTLY STAGGERED AS MYLES NOW QUICKLY CLIMBS UP THE LADDER!!!
Rich Russillo: TLA did significant damage to his left arm as Myles is sliding up the ladder with one arm. He can’t use both arms to climb as that gives him a huge disadvantage in this ladder match. Is it good enough for Myles to get that championship!! He reaches with his left arm, but he screams in pain as he stops to nurse that injury! Don’t mention that the blood on his head is significantly blinding his view!! Myles fights through the pain and begins to crawl up the ladder!!! MYLES IS STILL THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!
James Peters: WHAT THE!! TLA GRABS HIM THROUGH THE RUNGS ONCE AGAIN!! BUT THIS TIME!!! TLA HAS THE HEEL HOOK LOCKED IN ON THE LADDER!! OH MY GOD!! TLA WITH A HEEL HOOK THROUGH THE ROPES AS MYLES IS IN A VERY PRECARIOUS POSITION!! TLA IS PUTTING SO MUCH ENERGY INTO THIS HEEL HOOK!! HE ALREADY TOOK OUT HIS LEFT ARM AND HE IS JUST TARGETED LIMB BY LIMB!! BUT LOOK!! MYLES IS HAS THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS REACH!! IT ISN’T ENOUGH TO STOP MYLES AS MYLES IS ABOUT TO UNHOOK THE TITLE!! TLA UNHOOKS THE HEEL HOOK AND CLIMBS UP THE LADDER!! AND PUTS MYLES IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN!!! MYLES LETS GO OF THE REACH AS TLA IS JUST WEARING HIM DOWN ON TOP OF THE LADDER AT THIS POINT!!
Persephone: AND TLA USES THE MANDIBLE CLAW TO PUSH MYLES OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! MYLES GOES FLYING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!! YESSIR!! THIS MATCH IS ABOUT TO END!!! TLA FASTLY CLIMBS UP THE LADDER TO GET THE CHAMPIONSHIP!! WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF A NEW ERA!! TLA IS ABOUT TO BE CROWNED THE NEW EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! THAT MEXICAN BITCH-DGET STARTS CHECKING UP ON MYLES AS TLA IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS ONE!! GET THE DAMN TITLE AND WIN THIS MATCH ALREADY DAMN!! TLA GETS HIS HANDS ONTO THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP AND BEGINS TO UNHOOK IT!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
James Peters: …..
Rich Russillo: ….
Persephone: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Rich Russillo: LANDERSON INTO THE LADDER!! LANDERSON GOES COLLIDING INTO THE LADDER, CAUSING TLA TO GO FLYING AND CRASHING DOWN BELOW ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES!! TLA GOES BOUNCING OFF THE ELECTRIC ROPES AND FALLS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! LANDERSON IS DOWN ON THE FLOOR AS MYLES IS STANDING!! MYLES JUST PUSHED LANDERSON INTO THE LADDER IN A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT AND THAT IS IT.. TLA IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS MYLES IS JUST LAUGHING LIKE A DAMN SERIAL KILLER!! MYLES RESTORES THE LADDER TO IT’S CENTER POSITION AND STARTS TO CLIMB IT!!!
Persephone: Midgets have an easier pain threshold, thus why Landerson is most likely in a coma right now! TLA, however, he has to be dead! #ripbozo :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
James Peters: No, he is not! TLA refuses to stay down! Myles notices that TLA is gingerly getting up to his feet and looks more pissed off than ever. Myles starts making his way back down the ladder. He wants this ladder match to be a decisive victory! Myles slides through the ropes and NAILS TLA WITH A KNEE!! MYLES WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE!! AND ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE!! AND ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE!! THE CHAMPION IS MERELY OBLITERATING THE CHALLENGER!! MYLES LANDS ANOTHER DEVASTATING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW, ADDING MORE DAMAGE TO THE MOST LIKELY DAMAGED JAW AS MYLES NOW PULLS TLA ONTO THE APRON!! THE ELECTRIFIED TABLE IS BELO!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE CANADIAN RACK!! OH NO!! THE WRATH OF PANDORA ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED TABLES BELOW!! NO!! TLA GETS THE MANDIBLE CLAW IN!! TLA GETS IT IN AS HE ESCAPES THE CLUTCH!! MYLES DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AS TLA IS MENACINGLY PUTTING THE MANDIBLE CLAW IN!! MYLES SEES THE ROPES BEHIND HIM AND INTENTIONALLY LEANS BACKWARDS!! AND TLA GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!! IT ELECTROCUTES HIS FACE AS TLA IS BLINDED!! MYLES NOW HOLDS HIM UP FOR THE CANADIAN RACK ONCE AGAIN!!! OH MY!!
James Peters: THE WRATH OF PANDORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Rich Russillo: THE CANADIAN RACK DDT ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED TABLES BELOW AS BOTH MEN WENT CRASHING DOWN!! EVEN THOUGH IT WAS FOR TLA, MYLES TOOK TANTAMOUNT OF THE BRUNT WITH TLA!! ACTUAL REFEREES, NOT LANDERSON COME RUSHING IN FROM RINGSIDE TO CHECK ON BOTH OPPONENTS AS MYLES GETS HIMSELF OUT OF THE TABLE RUBBAGE!! BOTH OF THESE INDIVIDUALS HAVE THEIR FACE COMPLETELY SMOTHERED WITH BLOOD!! AND IN ADDITION, MANY PARTS OF THEIR BODIES ARE BURNT FROM SEVERAL ELECTROCUTIONS FROM THE WEAPONS USED IN THIS MATCH, INCLUDING THE ROPES THEMSELVES!!
James Peters: Myles emerges to his feet, looking more badass than ever while TLA crawls away. He doesn’t notice TLA and just goes inside of the squared circle instead. Myles knows that if he gets the championship, it’ll be decisive! Myles crawls beneath the bottom rope and into the ring. He crawls towards the ladder and starts to slowly climb up! Myles is taking his sweet time as he knows this victory is basically secured for him! The New Eden are putting themselves through living hell tonight and Myles retaining the championship will be a huge positive for the trio!! Myles is halfway up the ladder as TLA has not moved an inch.
( Landerson is seen fancilly sitting down in the center of the ring as he takes care of a clothed item under the bottom turnbuckle.)
Persephone: What the hell is Landerson doing in the corner of the ring, sitting like he’s praying? The Animal Abuser stops climbing and focuses on Landerson. Myles knows that TLA has no fight left in him, and he knows he must eliminate the last threat to his championship in this match. Landerson isn’t really a threat, but more so a nuisance. Landerson is seen taking care of a clothed item that the camera is unable to pick up as Myles grabs Landerson by the mask!!
Landerson: (off-mic) NO!!! ABUELITA!! NO!!!
Rich Russillo: LANDERSON IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF HIS HOLD BUT MYLES POPS HIM UP AND HITS THE KANGAROO KILLER!! THE POP-UP KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS!! Oh no… MYLES, DON’T DO THIS!! MYLES IS HAS HIM HOOKED BY THE SIDE!!!! TLA IS STARTING TO SHOW LIFE AT RINGSIDE AS MYLES IS JUST DOING THIS TO MAKE A BIGGER POINT!! DON’T FUCK WITH MYLES OR YOU’LL GET FUCKED UP!! MYLES LIFTS LANDERSON UP!! AND HE TOSSES HIM UP HIGH UP INTO THE SKIES!! AND LANDERSON LANDS NECK-FIRST ONTO BOTH OF HIS KNEES!! MYLES JUST MASSACRED LANDERSON WITH THE INFINITE VOID!! INFINITE VOID CONNECTS!
James Peters: LANDERSON IS DEFINITELY OUT AND WILL NOT BE A THORN IN HIS SIDE NO MORE!! MYLES SMILES AND QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! MYLES NOW TURNS AROUND AND BEGINS TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER!! LANDERSON IS UNCONSCIOUS AND TLA IS BARELY MOVING!! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!! IT IS ELEMENTARY FROM HERE!! MYLES IS ASCENDING RUNG-BY-RUNG AS THE WARLORD ERA WILL CONTINUE FROM NOW ON!! WHAT A HUGE VICTORY FOR THE WARLORD OF EAW!! MYLES IS STILL THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!! HE REACHES FOR THE TITLE AND UNHOOKS IT!!
(TLA grabs Landerson’s clothed item, slides into the ring with it and unravels it.)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD.. CAN IT BE?? WE HAVEN’T SEEN THAT SINCE 2019!! AND IT’S NEW AND IMPROVED!! TLA WITH A SMILE IN HIS HAND AS LANDERSON’S ITEM!! IT CAN’T BE WHAT WE THINK IT IS!!
( Myles nonchalantly tries to unhook the belt before he looks down. His eyes pop to see what is TLA’s hand. )
Persephone: That is a….
Persephone: A……
Persephone: A……
Persephone: AN EXPLOSIVE, ELECTRIFIED CHANCLA!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES’ FACE EXPLODES ALONG WITH A BALL OF ELECTRIC BOLTS!! TLA JUST THREW IT AT HIM AS HE NOW GENTLY PUSHES THE LADDER!! AND MYLES GOES CRASHING ONTO THE OTHER ELECTRIFIED TABLES BELOW!! MYLES IS DONE!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!! TLA IS ON HIS LAST STAND RIGHT NOW AS HE CLIMBS THE LADDER!!! LA PANTERA SEXUAL IS ABOUT TO DO IT!!
James Peters: TLA IS UP ON TOP OF THE LADDER!! HE SITS ON TOP!! HE LOOKS TO SEE MYLES, BUT MYLES HAS NOT MOVED AN INCH!! LANDERSON IS STILL KNOCKED OUT FROM INFINITE VOID AS TLA NOW UNHOOKS IT!!!!
Persephone: AND IT IS OVER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac hits to an ear-splitting and earth-shattering pop as TLA has fully unhooked the championship. He smiles as he holds up the EAW National Elite Championship high up on the ladder.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND NEWWWWW EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… TTTTTT… LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: TLA has done it again! We have a new EAW National Elite Champion in the form of La Pantera Sexual in the result of what was a hectic match! This match is over and goes into the history books, with it furthering decorating the already hall of fame career of TLA!! TLA and Myles put each other through hell and it is evident. TLA has several burns and lacerations all over his body, and his face is barely recognizable with all that face, and that same can be applied with Myles! What a barnburner of a match!
James Peters: You are absolutely right! Myles dominated a great chunk of this match and showcased that he was much more than a champion. He took that EAW National Elite Championship to heights it’s never seen before, but his efforts weren’t enough to take down TLA! The Mexican Warrior conquers The Australian Warlord at Shock Value, and TLA will now take the EAW National Elite Championship to the Poon Palace vicinities!
Persephone: It should’ve been Rex.. Should’ve been Rex..
(Commercial for Captain Australia: The Sydney Soldier starring Myles and Jamie O’Hara.)
(Shock Value returns from commercial break to show Bella Braxton standing in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone while the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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Bella Braxton: The following contest is-
Crowd: Scheduled for one fall!!!
Bella Braxton: An ELECTRIC CASKET MATCH!!!! The rules are as follows… No count outs, no disqualifications. No pinfalls. No submissions. The only way to win is to place your opponent inside of the casket, fully submerging them, and closing the lid, triggering the electricity!!
Crowd: :oh: :oh: :oh:
Bella Braxton: So it’s not really one fall :mjgrin:
(‘Diamonds’ by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani hits the speakers, as Candice Blair walks out through the curtains, dressed in a shiny, glittery version of her casual attire.)
James Peters: And here comes the first competitor in this… unique match! A few weeks ago, Candice Blair was, well, hanging out in her locker room :wow: when she spotted Lizzie The Doll in her mirror. After throwing it in the trash, it would appear next to her mirror, and she handled it the way many of us would; Throwing it out.
Rich Russillo: And do you know what happened after that? She was completely blindsided, attacked by that psychopath Shane Gates, all because he wanted to punish her for being good looking! I mean, that’s insane! Especially since he’s doing it for some damn doll.
Persephone: And still he’s not as weird as you.
Rich Russillo: Wait…
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Hailing from San Francisco, California… Weighing in at 126 pounds… CANDIIIIIIIIIIIIICE BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!
(Candice Blair rolls underneath the electrified ropes, before getting to her feet and walking towards the corner. Climbing the turnbuckles, Candice Blair poses, before her theme cuts out along with the lights.)
Rich Russillo: :noah:
(The sounds of a jack-in-the-box winding up is heard through the speakers, as one by one, four red spotlights appear on stage. As the tune ends, ‘Overlord’ by Suicide Silence begins to flood through the speakers to a loud boo, as a hooded Shane Gates begins to walk through the red spotlights, one by one they disappear, other than the final one; Shane Gates appears without a hood. The lights cut back on, before the camera pans to show Lizzie at the bottom of the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: So as I was saying, this is the man that brutally attacked Candice Blair and ripped out a piece of her hair, all because that doll, WHO ISN’T POSSESSED, told him that she was pretty much jealous of Candice’s looks, so he ripped her hair out, like he has been doing many other people. And keeping said strands of hair as trophies.
James Peters: I know you don’t think Lizzie isn’t possessed, or whatever, but you have seen what that thing has done to our expensive cameras, right? And the sudden disappearing re-appearing tricks?
Rich Russillo: Houdini didn’t actually disappear, neither did that doll.
James Peters: :wow:
Bella Braxton: And introducing her opponent… Hailing from Huntington Beach, California… Weighing in at 213 pounds… SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE GAAAAAAAATES!!!
(Shane Gates slides into the ring, and stands up on his feet, before staring a hole straight through Candice Blair. Removing his jacket, his theme fades out, and he waits in his corner.)
Rich Russillo: Whoever controls that damn doll sure hates me, it keeps looking at me. :will
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And now… it begins! Whether it be in 10 seconds or an hour, tonight we are seeing a human being locked inside of a casket, and not only that, but being electrified simultaneously! And it’s guaranteed, it’s not just an assisting weapon, it’s the only way to come out victorious. There’s no way to get a draw. No count outs. No fluke finishes. There’s only one way out, and if you’re on the opposite end of that way out, it’s safe to say you’re going to have a rather shocking ending, if I say so myself.
Persephone: The match has only just started and you’re making shock puns. :francis:
Rich Russillo: Before this match truly begins, I just want to ask; did ya’ll seriously think it’d be a good idea to place Shane Gates, this homicidal maniac with an itch to take people’s hair, and/or teeth for an example, in a match where he can attempt to murder his opponent? It’s certainly not the worst match they could’ve put him in, but that doesn’t justify putting a deranged psychopath in a match where he can live up to the nickname he’s assigned himself, “Natural Born Killer”!
Persephone: And now complaining about someone’s mental state. Already. I’ve got a headache.
Rich Russillo: :krabs: I didn’t mean to hurt you babe-
Persephone: Shut up.
Rich Russillo: Okay.
James Peters: Wait a second, the action is beginning, and it looks to start off with a bang as Shane Gates grabs Candice’s arm and pulls her into an attempt at ‘Suffer As One’!!! Candice drops to her knees and slides through Shane’s legs, however, avoiding the German Suplex! However, Shane Gates learned from the last time that counter was used on him, hitting a Superkick right off the bat!
Rich Russillo: No! Candice ducks underneath, dodging the boot aimed directly towards her face, before popping up to her feet and hitting a hurricanrana- AIMED TOWARDS THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES! BUT HANG ON! SHANE LOCKS HIS ARMS, AND HOLDS ONTO CANDICE, NOT LETTING HER DROP, OR PULL HIM INTO A HURRICANRANA! SHANE LIFTS HER UP, ALMOST DEADLIFTING HER, ABOUT TO HIT A POWERBOMB! IT CONNECTS- WAIT! CANDICE LANDS ON HER FEET, AND NOW SHE’S PREPARING TO HIT SHANE WITH THE ‘CANDY DESTROYER’ CANADIAN DESTROYER! PUT THAT PSYCHOPATH AWAY!!!
James Peters: BUT SHANE SWEEPS THE LEGS, AND MOUNTS CANDICE BLAIR, BEFORE OPENING UP WITH RAPID PUNCHES TO THE HEAD, ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER, CHANGING THIS BOUT FROM A BACK AND FORTH, COUNTER, RACE FOR CONTROL INTO A BARE KNUCKLE FIST FIGHT, WHICH IS LOOKING TO BE ONE SIDED RIGHT NOW! SHANE CAUGHT HER RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, CANDICE IS SHOWING CLEAR SIGNS OF PAIN!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW LOOK AT THIS! HE’S TRANSITIONING THOSE PUNCHES INTO SOMETHING MUCH WORSE, DIGGING THE VERY END OF HIS LARGEST KNUCKLE STRAIGHT INTO THE EYE OF CANDICE BLAIR, GUARANTEED TO DO SOME SORT OF DAMAGE TO HER VISION! HE’S A PSYCHOPATH!
Persephone: You say this shit every week, you’re not reminding anyone, they know. Part of me tells me they’d be better off with you gone completely.
Rich Russillo: :will:
James Peters: Oh, but wait a second! He’s not done there with the knuckles! Shane Gates grabs the back of Candice’s head, still resting her eye against the knuckle, but releasing pressure… BEFORE DRIVING HIS ARM INTO THE MAT, LETTING HIS KNUCKLE DRIVE INTO HER EYE AT AN EVEN HIGHER VELOCITY THAN BEFORE!!! CANDICE JOLTS BACK, COVERING HER EYE, HE MUST’VE TEMPORARILY BLINDED HER WITH THAT! PUNCTURING HER EYE ALMOST, USING HIS OWN FISTS!
Rich Russillo: See! This is my point, as much as I say it week in week out, the fact still remains that Shane Gates isn’t mentally stable. What man wakes up, realizes he has a wrestling match, and decides the best course of action is to try and completely erase somebody’s vision in a singular eye? He’s a professional wrestler, but he’s not acting very professional! That’s just a complete oxymoron that I refuse to let go.
Persephone: :francis: Do I really have to put up with you every single week? Why can’t Rexy do two jobs and replace you? 😍
James Peters: Shane Gates isn’t finished with Candice, even though he can’t exactly defeat her right now, he still insists on punishing her, for Lizzie as we already know. I’m more than certain Lizzie is guiding Shane Gates through this match. They have a plan. Because now Shane goes for Candice’s left eye, looking to claw it out- BUT CANDICE FIGHTS BACK WITH A LOW BLOW, GOING DOWN LOW AS SHANE GATES WENT TOWARDS HER EYE! NOW HE HAS TO ROLL OFF, AND OUT OF THE RING, OPENING UP THE MANY REALMS OF POSSIBILITIES, THOSE POSSIBILITIES BEING SHEER VIOLENCE!
Rich Russillo: What the fuck??? How is Shane Gates even recovering from that low blow? Sure, he’s still holding the weakness point, but most people would be down on the ground for a while. Yet he’s getting straight back up! Like when he kicked out at one multiple times on Voltage, and then the asshole crowd members THAT WEREN’T EVEN THERE began chanting “DEDEDE Energy”, smh. They should feel bad, fuckin’ marks.
Crowd: :patrickboo:
Rich Russillo: Yeah that’s right, I said what I said! What are you gonna do about it, make a social media account with 9 numbers and threaten me?
Persephone: Probably.
Rich Russillo: Oh…
James Peters: Shane Gates is back on his feet, as is Candice on the outside. The only difference is she doesn’t know that he is, looking away from him… As Lizzie The Doll distracts her!!! She’s in a trance staring at that doll, on the steel steps, that stares back! The same doll that a few weeks ago broke into her locker room and creeped the hell out of her, only to be thrown across the hall! Candice is completely oblivious, as Shane Gates charges towards the ropes… AND DIVES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM! TOPE SUICIDA!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? HE DOVE THROUGH THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES, AND COMPLETELY MISSED IT, OTHER THAN HIS LEG CONNECTING AT THE VERY END! HE LANDS ON CANDICE, AND THEY BOTH GO CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE, AND TUMBLE TO THE GROUND, WITH SHANE GATES HOLDING ONTO HIS LOWER LEG AFTER BEING SHOCKED BY THE ROPES! Now this is the Shane Gates I desire to see! He’s not a maniac, not a psychopath, just a damn well good, dominant wrestler. But any minute now he’s going to completely ruin it by doing something well entirely insane.
James Peters: I can’t deny that in the slightest, whilst I disagree with your… Mr. Crocker Esque obsession with Shane Gates, I do agree that if he focused more on winning matches, such as moves like that, he would be way more successful, picking up bigger wins. But we have our own goals I guess… As it appears he’s focusing on that goal now! :krabs: SHANE GATES GRABS CANDICE BLAIR BY A LARGE STRAND OF HER HAIR, AND WRAPS IT AROUND HIS HAND, BEFORE DRAGGING HER CLOSER TO THE SHARP EDGE OF THE BARRICADE, AND THIS CANNOT BE GOOD IN THE SLIGHTEST!
Rich Russillo: SHANE GATES LIFTS CANDICE BLAIR OFF THE GROUND EVER SO SLIGHTLY, BEFORE USING BRUTE STRENGTH TO SWING HER STRAIGHT INTO THE SHARP TURN OF THE GUARD RAIL, LETTING IT DIG STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF HER TORSO, BEFORE SWINGING HER BACK THE OTHER WAY, HEAD FIRST INTO THE CURVE! MY GOD! WHAT A ROUGH LANDING FOR CANDICE BLAIR, FORCING HER STRAIGHT INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS!
James Peters: AND IT DOESN’T SEEM THAT HE’S DONE, AS HE’S NOW DRAGGING CANDICE BLAIR ALL THE WAY OVER TO THE CASKET THAT LIES THERE AT RINGSIDE, ADDING A THREATENING AURA TO THIS MATCH, EVEN MORESO CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS THAT CASKET DOOR CLOSES, AND SOMEBODY IS LOCKED IN, THEY WILL BE ELECTRIFIED, AS IF THEY WERE WAITING AT DEATH ROW!
Rich Russillo: DEATH ROW ISN’T EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS! TWO COMPETITORS READY TO FIGHT ONE ANOTHER OVER VICTORY, BEING FORCED TO FUCKING SHOCK THEIR OPPONENT – NO, NOT SHOCK, SEND ELECTRICITY COURSING THROUGH THEIR VEINS – JUST SO THEY’RE THE ONES WHO CAN SURVIVE! THIS IS A BATTLE ROYAL, A TWO COMPETITOR BATTLE ROYAL, WHERE THE LAST ONE STANDING IS THE ONE VICTORIOUS! AND RIGHT NOW WE COULD JUST WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
James Peters: SHANE GATES DRAGS CANDICE BLAIR, BY HER HAIR MIGHT I ADD, ALL THE WAY OVER TO THAT CASKET SET UP AT RINGSIDE, CLOSING IN ON THE END OF THE MATCH PERHAPS! HE EYES UP THAT CASKET, AS CANDICE BEGINS TO KICK AND SCRATCH AT SHANE’S ARM, BUT NOTHING WILL BREAK HER FREE OF HIS GODZILLA-LIKE GRIP! SHANE GATES LIFTS CANDICE BLAIR UP AS IF HE WAS JASON VOORHEES OR MICHAEL MYERS, READY TO END HIS VICTIM, BEFORE RESTING HER UP AGAINST THE CASKET, AND PUSHING HER IN! SHANE THEN GRABS THE DOOR, AND SLAMS IT SHUT –
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Rich Russillo: BUT CANDICE BLAIR FIGHTS BACK WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW BEFORE SHANE GATES GETS TO PULL IT DOWN, FORCING HIM BACKWARDS INTO APRON, PROBABLY DOING SOME DAMAGE TO THAT BACK! CANDICE NOW SLIPS OUT OF THE CASKET, FASTER THAN SHE EVEN GOT IN IT, BEFORE RUSHING TOWARDS SHANE AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR! A LEAPING PRESS, STRAIGHT INTO THE APRON, BEFORE REPEATEDLY UNLEASHING PUNCHES OF HER OWN, VERY MUCH LIKE SHANE GATES HAD DONE TO HER EARLIER! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, SHE’S HELL BENT ON MAKING HIM PAY FOR STALKING HER IN HER LOCKER ROOM, AND RIPPING OUT HER HAIR!
James Peters: THAT’S RIGHT! A FEW WEEKS AGO HE ASSAULTED HER, AND TOOK AWAY A PIECE OF HER, AND NOW SHE’S GOING TO DO THE SAME TO HIM; TAKING AWAY HIS DIGNITY, AND HIS PRIDE, MAYBE MAKING HIM BLEED A CRIMSON MASK IN THE PROCESS, LETTING HIM KNOW WHERE HIS FIRST MISTAKE STARTED, AND WHERE IT TRANSITIONED INTO ONE OF HIS WORST DECISIONS! HE TRIED TO TAKE AWAY HER LOOKS, AND NOW SHE’S DOING THE SAME THING TO HIM, TRYING TO MAKE A DENT IN HIS FOREHEAD, USING ONLY HER KNUCKLES-
Rich Russillo: BUT SHANE GATES QUICKLY GETS OUT OF IT IN SHOCKING FASHION, AS HE GRABS CANDICE BY THE HAIR, AND MANIACALLY THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES, ELECTRIFYING HER ON IMPACT!
Persephone: Not you too with the puns. :will:
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR INSTANTLY DROPS TO THE GROUND, COVERING HER FACE WITH HER HANDS; SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET HER SOME WATER, OR SOMETHING! SHE CLEARLY CAN’T SEE OUT OF HER EYES, AS THAT’S THE MAIN PLACE SHE’S COVERING HER UP! WELL AFTER ALL, IT IS LEGAL IN THE MATCH, AND EVEN IF HER HEALTH IS IN JEOPARDY, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Rich Russillo: AND SHANE FINDS THIS AMUSING, LIKE A SADISTIC PSYCHOPATH HE IS, A GRIN IS PLASTERED ON HIS FACE, DUE TO HAVING FORCED HIS OPPONENT INTO A STATE OF BLINDNESS, LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO DO EARLIER! AFTER ALL, ALL IT TOOK WAS THE ROPES – NOT HIS KNUCKLES, NOT HIS CLAWS, THE ROPES! SHANE NOW BEGINS TO STUMBLE TOWARDS THE DOWNED CANDICE BLAIR, WHO IS COMPLETELY AWAKE, ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN, BEFORE KNEELING DOWN AND GRABBING HER BY THE THROAT! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS COULD LEAD TO, BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN; IT’S NOT GOING TO END WELL!
James Peters: SHANE GATES BEGINS TO LIFT CANDICE BLAIR OFF THE GROUND, PLANTING HER FEET FIRMLY IN THE MAT, BEFORE DRAGGING HER TOWARDS THE CASKET ONCE AGAIN, LOOKING TO PUT HER AWAY, QUITE LITERALLY, A SECOND TIME! HE THEN PLACES HER ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER, AND BEGINS TO SHAKE HER HEAD JUST TO ADD SOME FEAR INTO HER EYES, PRESUMABLY FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT, BEFORE HE TURNS BACK TOWARDS THE CASKET, AND LIFTS CANDICE BLAIR OFF THE GROUND, HIGH INTO THE AIR, BEFORE DRILLING HER INTO THE CASKET WITH AN EARTH SHATTERING CHOKESLAM-
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT A SECOND! CANDICE BLAIR COUNTERS THE CHOKESLAM BY SLIPPING OUT OF HIS GRIP AND GRABBING HIS WRIST, TRANSITIONING THE MOVE INTO AN ARMBREAKER, SLAMMING IT STRAIGHT INTO THE CASKET, AND THAT REALLY STRUCK SHANE GATES! HIS ARM IMMEDIATELY JOLTS BACK TOWARDS HIS CHEST, SOMETHING WAS HURT WITH THAT, AND WHETHER THAT WAS THE ELBOW, OR LOWER ARM, WE WON’T KNOW FOR SURE! ALL THAT WE DO KNOW IS NOW HE’S IN A WORLD OF HURT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH, SHANE GATES MIGHT HAVE TO TRANSITION INTO GOING ON THE DEFENSIVE, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE!
James Peters: THAT HE MAY HAVE TO DO, AS CANDICE BLAIR NOW GRABS THE WRIST ONCE AGAIN, AND JERKS THE ARM AWAY FROM SHANE’S CHEST! SHE RAISES IT HIGH INTO THE AIR, BEFORE CRUSHING IT AGAIN, THIS TIME ON HER SHOULDER! SHE’S FOUND A TARGET IN THIS MATCH – BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO DO MORE THAN JUST BREAK IT!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR DRAGS SHANE GATES BACK TOWARDS THE CASKET, AND BEGINS TO SLAM HIS ARM ONTO IT REPEATEDLY, BEFORE RESTING IT THERE FOR SOMETHING… OH GOD… OH NO! SHE THEN SLAMS THE DOOR OF THE CASKET STRAIGHT INTO IT!
James Peters: OH MY GOD!! NOT ONLY IS HIS ARM BEING CRUSHED RIGHT NOW, ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT IMPACT, BUT HIS ARM IS BEING ELECTROCUTED AS WE SPEAK! YOU CAN SEE THE MUSCLES TENSING UP, AND THAT IS NOT HIS DOING! THAT’S THE WORK OF THE ELECTRICITY ALONE, AS IT COURSES THROUGH HIS ARM, CAUSING SPASMS, AND OTHER THINGS, THAT ARE GUARANTEED TO BE EVEN MORE PAINFUL THAN ANY ARMBREAKER EVER WILL! SHANE GATES IS IN A PLACE OF PAIN THAT WE’VE NOT ONCE SEEN HIM IN – NOT EVEN DURING THE GRAVEYARD MATCH WHEN HE WAS BURIED ALIVE!
Rich Russillo: But, as much as I wish it was, this is not the end of the match! His full body needs to be submerged in the casket, and electrocuted as the door is closed onto him, very much like when he was buried alive in that graveyard match! He needs to be in the casket, and the door needs to be closed. If it’s not, and it’s just one or two limbs? That’s not the finish, and the match is not over, even if it hurts like hell, which I guarantee it does! Finally, some comeuppance! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: But Candice Blair isn’t able to capitalize on the situation she finds herself in, as she has to cower away from the casket, due to the damage done from the electricity when she collided with the ropes kicking back into effect. She was acting on adrenaline alone there, and now reality has faded back through the front door! She drops to her knees next to the steel steps, and begins to shake due to the shock, no pun intended this time, of the pain she has been through. Taking deep breaths, she stares off into the distance, before back at Shane!
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates only just gets his arm free, and that entire time his arm was still getting shocked by the electricity, to the point where there is literally smoke coming off of his arm! As much as I think Shane is a maniac, that is still a disturbing sight to see – a human limb smoking like that shit just got put on a barbeque. And very much like how Candice was, Shane’s arm is now twitching and shaking, he’s still feeling the effects of that electrified casket, and I’m sure his arm being crushed doesn’t help it either!
James Peters: Candice Blair now looks to capitalize on this, as she stumbles towards Shane Gates, ready to strike him in the arm once again- But Shane kicks her in the gut before she can even do any damage! Shane then wraps his arms around her waist and goes for a powerbomb- But his arm gives away, unable to lift her off the ground! Candice Blair now looks to capitalize again, as she spins to her feet, and in the process, grabs Shane Gates by his wrist before delivering ANOTHER arm breaker, this time into the apron-
Rich Russillo: No! Shane plants his feet into the mat and makes sure they’re completely firm, unable to be moved! Like a brick wall, going against a rope. It’s possible, but it would take a LOT of force! Force that she doesn’t have as Shane quickly counters the pressure SENDING CANDICE FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST!
Persephone: Bitch was asking for it.
James Peters: AND NOW SHANE GATES REACHES UNDERNEATH THE RING, LOOKING FOR SOME TYPE OF WEAPON… OH MY! HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR! AND CANDICE BLAIR HAS HER HEAD PRESSED UP AGAINST THE POST! NO NO NO!
Rich Russillo: BUT A SWING AND A MISS BY SHANE GATES! CANDICE BLAIR SLIDES INTO THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND, AVOIDING THAT STEEL CHAIR TO THE HEAD, WHICH WOULD’VE UNDOUBTEDLY TAKEN HER OUT FOR GOOD! AND NOW SHANE GATES SLIDES INTO THE RING, FOLLOWING HIS OPPONENT, AS HE RAISES THE CHAIR ABOVE HIS HEAD, BEFORE SWINGING DOWN AT CANDICE BLAIR-
James Peters: BUT CANDICE QUICKLY CATCHES HIM WITH HER SIGNATURE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, HITTING THE CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO HIS FACE! SHANE GATES IS OUT COLD, THERE’S NO WAY HE’S GOING TO RECOVER FROM THAT! A KNEE AND A CHAIR TO THE HEAD ONE AFTER ANOTHER, THAT COULD KEEP ANYONE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: It’s even going to keep Candice Blair down, as she isn’t exactly unphased from her knee colliding with the steel! Candice drops to the ground, holding onto her knee, however Shane Gates is completely out of it! Lying down on the mat, starfish position, arms and legs spread! Candice Blair begins to crawl towards Shane, trying to reach him so she can, hopefully, get him towards the casket, and so she can win the match! She’s getting closer and closer-
James Peters: BUT SHANE SITS UP!
Rich Russillo: WHAT ON EARTH!?!?!? SHANE JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR, AND NOW HE’S SITTING UP, AND CANDICE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW HE’S DOING THIS! AND NOW SHANE IS GOING TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL, AS HE GRABS HER BY THE FACE, AND LIFTS HER OFF HER FEET, READY TO HIT THAT ‘RECKONING’ IRON CLAW CHOKESLAM-
James Peters: BUT CANDICE BLAIR QUICKLY FIGHTS OUT OF IT, USING HER ELBOW TO HER ADVANTAGE, DIGGING THE BEND OF IT STRAIGHT INTO THE EAR OF SHANE GATES, ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER, TRYING TO MAKE HIM DAZED, AND BREAK HIS GRIP!
Rich Russillo: AND IT SUCCEEDS! CANDICE BREAKS SHANE’S GRIP, FORCING HIM AWAY FROM HER, AND BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES, WHERE SHE CAN TAKE FULL CONTROL HERE, AND KEEP HIM DOWN FOR GOOD! CANDICE BLAIR QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND HITS AND ELBOW TO THE HEAD, BUT IT DOESN’T DO MUCH, HE’S STILL STANDING ON HIS FEET! CANDICE RUNS BACK, BEFORE SLIDING ON HER FEET, RUNNING AGAIN AND HITTING ANOTHER ELBOW- YET STILL NOTHING! CANDICE TRIES ONE MORE TIME, HOWEVER THIS TIME IT’S A TILT-A-WHIRL ARMDRAG, AND IT SENDS SHANE GATES CRASHING INTO THE ROPES, ELECTRIFYING HIM ONCE AGAIN!!!!
James Peters: SHANE GATES HAS DOMINATED THE PHYSICAL ASPECT OF THIS MATCH, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING SHOCKED – LITERALLY – HE’S BEEN THE MAIN SOURCE OF TARGET! ELECTROCUTION AFTER ELECTROCUTION, IT HASN’T BEEN AN EASY RIDE FOR HIM! ARCHING HIS BACK, WHETHER IT BE HIS REFLEXES OR HIS BODY REACTING TO THE ELECTRICITY, SHANE GATES GRUNTS IN PAIN- BUT CANDICE ISN’T DONE! SHE QUICKLY RUNS BACK TOWARDS SHAN-
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE CATCHES HER IN A GERMAN SUPLEX POSITION, BEFORE DRIVING HER STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES, ELECTRIFYING HER! JAMES SPOKE TOO SOON!
Crowd: :lupe:
Rich Russillo: HOWEVER SHANE GATES MAKES SURE HE HOLDS ON, AND HOOKS THE WRIST, AS HE LOOKS TO END CANDICE RIGHT HERE WITH HIS FINISHING MOVE! HE TRANSITIONS THE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE ROPES, BEFORE TWISTING HIM AROUND AND PLANTING HIM WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT!! ‘SUFFER AS ONE’ CONNECTS, AND SHE’S OUT OF IT!
Persephone: I wish you would suffer as one.
Rich Russillo: :noah:
James Peters: WITH ONE SWIFT MOTION, SHANE GATES COMPLETELY KNOCKED THE LIGHTS OUT OF CANDICE BLAIR, AND IF HE CAN GET HER OUT OF THE RING, THIS ONE IS GUARANTEED TO BE COMPLETELY OVER!
Rich Russillo: Key word ‘IF’! IF he can get her outside, he may have it won, but right now he’s still feeling the effects of the arm drag into the ropes, that seriously must’ve damaged him! Candice IS out on the ground and Shane does have the advantage here, but it’s only a matter of time before she begins a recover too, and regardless of how damaged she is, that’s going to be bad news for Shane Gates!
James Peters: But he’s going to try and make it to Candice, and he’s going to try and get her off her feet, as he grabs her by the hair, and almost uses her as leverage so he can get standing once again! Using her head to push himself off the ground, Shane finally makes it to his feet! And now, all he needs to do is drag her over to the other side of the ring, like he is doing now with a hand full of her hair! One step after another, charging towards the casket, with the goal of winning in his mind, as he promised he would to Lizzie-
Rich Russillo: So we’re finally bringing up that fucking doll-
Persephone: Quiet, you fucking idiot.
James Peters: As I was saying… as he promised he would to Lizzie, he fully intends on sending Candice Blair to her grave, and the casket is already there waiting for her. Shane drags her to the ropes, and without a care for her wellbeing, he just throws her straight through the ropes, not caring if she gets electrocuted – and why should he? It’s legal, it’s part of the ring, and there’s no stopping him! Why not use it like it’s just a random tool he can help in assisting his victory??
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair topples to the outside, and falls flat against the mat, out cold, there’s nothing she can do about it! All she has to do is sit and wait, and maybe she’ll be able to get out, but knowing how much of a psychopathic mood Shane Gates has been in today, I highly doubt that’s possible.
Persephone: So you’re sucking his dick now?
Rich Russillo: No, honey, I’m only saying that’s in front of my eyes! And what’s in front of my eyes is that! Shane Gates has this one in the bag, all he needs to do is lift Candice Blair into the cas-
James Peters: BUT SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS SHE WAS THROWN OUT OF THE RING! NOW SHE HAS A CHAIR OF HER OWN, AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF SHANE GATES’ HEAD! HE WASN’T EXPECTING THAT, FALLING FORWARD INTO THE CASKET ITSELF, AND NOW ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS THE LID NEEDS TO BE SHUT! CANDICE BEGINS TO STUMBLE FORWARD, BUT PERHAPS SHE’S GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE??
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR QUICKLY REACHES UP ON TOP OF THE CASKET, GRABBING THE DOOR, AND LOOKING TO SLAM IT DOWN, AND ELECTRIFY SHANE GATES, ENDING THE MATCH ONCE AND FOR ALL! PULLING HER ARM DOWN… SHE DOES IT-
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(Suddenly, the camera begins to shake, as the white noise through the built-in mic begins to get louder and louder.)
Rich Russillo: OH NO! IT’S… LIZZIE! THE DOLL!
James Peters: THIS IS THE SOUND LIZZIE MAKES WHENEVER SHE’S TALKING TO SHANE GATES, AND RECENTLY WE’VE HEARD IT IN MATCHES WHENEVER SHE’S TRYING TO COMMUNICATE! AND NOW SHE’S COMMUNICATING WITH CANDICE BLAIR, BUT WHERE IS SHE? CANDICE IS LOOKING ALL AROUND, BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE LIZZIE IS WHATSOEVER! DON’T FOCUS ON THAT, FOCUS ON THE MATCH-
Rich Russillo: LIZZIE’S IN THE CASKET NEXT TO SHANE! HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET THERE?? EARLIER SHE WAS ON THE STEEL STEPS, AND NOW… I’ve not come to terms with this yet…
James Peters: IT SEEMS LIKE LIZZIE HAD JUST COMPLETELY VANISHED OUT OF THIN AIR, BEFORE APPEARING INSIDE OF THAT CASKET, AND CANDICE BLAIR CANNOT BELIEVE IT, SHOCKED THAT IT’S FOUND IT’S WAY INSIDE OF THE CASKET WITHOUT HER EVEN SEEING! SHE’S IN A DAZE, NOT EVEN FOCUSING ON SHANE GATES RIGHT NOW – ONLY LIZZIE! ONLY THE DOLL, AND NOTHING ELSE, AS IF SHE WAS IN A TRANCE!
Rich Russillo: YES! BUT SHE QUICKLY SNAPS OUT OF IT, AS SHE GRABS LIZZIE BY THE HAIR AND LIFTS HER OUT OF THE CASKET WITH EASE, BEFORE THROWING HER STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS, VERY MUCH LIKE HOW SHE THREW THAT DOLL ACROSS THE HALL A FEW WEEKS BACK WHEN IT STALKED HER IN HER ROOM, STILL NOT HAUNTED BY THE WAY, AND NOW SHE’S DOING THE SAME THING, BUT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! LIZZIE BOUNCES OFF THAT THING LIKE SHE WAS POSSESSED BY A BASKETBALL, NOT WHATEVER IS IN THERE, AND FINALLY CANDICE GETS HER PAYBACK ON THAT LITTLE SHIT-
(CRACK!)
James Peters: SHANE GATES HITS CANDICE WITH A CHAIR…
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE DUCKED! AND IT COLLIDES WITH THE RING POST INSTEAD! SHANE DOESN’T REALIZE WHAT HAPPENED UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE, AS CANDICE PUSHES HIM FORWARD, FORCING HIM TO HIT HIS HEAD AGAINST THE STEEL CHAIR! SHANE INSTANTLY DROPS TO THE GROUND, THE CHAIR LANDING ON TOP OF HIS HEAD ONE LAST TIME FOR GOOD MEASURE, HOWEVER I DON’T THINK CANDICE IS SATISFIED! SHE’S LOOKING TO END THIS MAN! CANDICE BLAIR MOVES FORWARD, BEFORE STOMPING ON THE TOP OF THE CHAIR, ON THE BACK OF SHANE’S HEAD! :damn:
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR MAY HAVE JUST GAVE SHANE GATES SOME FORM OF BRAIN DAMAGE WITH THAT STOMP, A NORMAL STOMP THE HEAD MUST HURT, BUT WITH A CHAIR ON THE BACK OF IT? THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ACCEPTABLE FORM OF SURGERY, OR MAYBE SOMETHING WORSE! EITHER WAY, IT LOOKS PAINFUL, AND THERE’S NO WAY IT STOPS AT “LOOKS”!!! I’M CALLING IT, SHANE GATES IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT!
Persephone: Hopefully that is the end of it, so I’m one step closer to going home.
Rich Russillo: I’ll come with. :mackie:
James Peters: Now look at Candice Blair, she’s lifting Shane Gates up from the ground, but it doesn’t look like she’s going to put him in the casket, at least not yet, because she’s lifting him up onto the apron. The dead weight of Shane Gates, almost 100 full pounds heavier than she is, is a heavy carry but somehow Candice Blair manages to lift him onto the apron, and she quickly climbs up in front of him… What the hell does she have planned here? We’ve seen tons of moves on the apron before, so only God knows what she has planned for Shane Gates here!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair grabs Shane Gates by the hair, reminiscent of how he would lift her up and drag her around, before pulling his head off the apron, and lifting his head up so he can see her face… and she’s not happy, not in the slightest! But what on earth could she be actually doing here? She lifts Shane Gates off the ground completely, before placing his head in between her legs… no… no there’s no way! Is she looking to hit her finishing move, the flip piledriver, OFF the apron? No… NO THERE’S NO WAY!
James Peters: SHE’S GOING TO DO IT! SHE’S TAKING DEEP BREATHS, CLEARLY PREPARING HERSELF FOR A ROUGH LANDING… BEFORE SHE JUMPS!! ‘CANDY DESTOYER’!!!! THE FLIP PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON-
Rich Russillo: INTO THE FUCKING CASKET!?!?!?!? WHAT!?!!? SHANE GATES LANDS HEAD FIRST IN THE CASKET, AND THERE’S NO WAY HE’S NOT UNCONSCIOUS!
Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT INDEED! CANDICE BLAIR JUST HIT A ‘CANDY DESTROYER’ OFF THE APRON, STRAIGHT INTO THE CASKET THAT IS PROPPED UP AT RINGSIDE, SPIKING SHANE GATES ON THE VERY TOP OF HEAD! IF HE DIDN’T HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE BEFORE, THAT WAS THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN – NO PUN INTENDED!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR ROLLS OUT OF THE CASKET, AND LANDS ON THE MAT, AND ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO NOW IS STAND BACK UP, AND CLOSE THE CASKET DOOR-
James Peters: WAIT! LOOK ON THE APRON ABOVE CANDICE’S HEAD! LIZZIE! LIZZIE THE DOLL IS BACK, AND SHE’S STARING DOWN AT CANDICE, AN ANGERED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE! CANDICE LOOKS UP AT HER, AND THEY MEET EYE TO EYE ONCE AGAIN! CANDICE BEGINS TO USE THE APRON TO PULL HERSELF TO HER FEET, TO MEET THE DOLL ONCE AGAIN, BUT COULD THIS BE ANOTHER DISTRACTION?
Rich Russillo: EITHER WAY, LIZZIE THE DOLL GOT THROWN INTO THE STEEL STEPS, HEAD FIRST, AND IS NOW HERE, STILL WALKING! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT’S NOT POSSESSED, OR HAUNTED! IT’S REMOTE CONTROL!
Persephone: Wouldn’t it be the other way round, because of all the wiring? Fucking dumbass.
Rich Russillo: I-
James Peters: WAIT… WAIT! CANDICE BLAIR IS DOING MORE THAN STARING HER DOWN! LOOK WHAT SHE’S HOLDING IN HER HANDS! THAT’S A MATCH! SHE HAS A MATCH, AND SHE’S GOING TO USE IT ON LIZZIE, JUST LIKE HOW LIZZIE BURNT CANDICE’S ARM WITH THAT SAME ITEM!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE GRABS THE DOLL, AND USES IT’S ARM TO LIGHT THE MATCH, WHICH LOOKS TO HAVE BEEN DONE COUNTLESS TIMES, ESPECIALLY A FEW WEEKS AGO! THE MATCH LIGHTS ON FIRE, BEFORE CANDICE KNEELS BACK DOWN AND LOOKS UNDER THE RING… GASOLINE! A SMALL GASOLINE TANK! SHE POURS IT OVER THE DOLL, BEFORE FLICKING THE MATCH ONTO IT! LIZZIE BURSTS AFLAME!!!
Crowd: :damn:
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR QUICKLY GRABS LIZZIE BY A LEG, AND THROWS IT INTO THE CASKET ON TOP OF SHANE, BEFORE GRABBING THE LID AND SLAMMING IT SHUT! IT CLOSES! THE MATCH IS OVER! SHANE GATES IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Diamonds’ by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani hits the speakers as Candice Blair stumbles back, and begins to lean on the apron. She rolls into the ring, before standing back up on her feet.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… CANDIIIIIIIIIIICE BLAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIR!!!
James Peters: Candice is your winner! Candice is the survivor of this match, the final girl, surviving her encounter with the serial killer! And she also burnt the only thing he holds close to him!
Rich Russillo: :blessed: FINALLY that schizophrenic psychopath has lost something! Months ago, he was buried alive, but because of that, he ran into Lizzie, fast forward to now, they are BOTH in the coffin this time, and Lizzie has met her end!
James Peters: Shane Gates attacked Candice Blair unprovoked, following orders from Lizzie The Doll, and now the thing that guides him is gone, burnt to ashes! Congratulations, Candice!
(Candice Blair celebrates on the top rope, until she notices something in the corner of her eye. The camera pans back over to the casket.)
James Peters: Oh my God… is that… Lizzie???
(The camera pans over to Lizzie, who is still on fire, hair burnt off, plastic melting.)
James Peters: Well, Rich… all your suspicions have been answered. There’s NO wiring inside of that thing! But, probably better for you, there’s no more DOLL either.
(Candice Blair rolls out of the ring, and slowly approaches the doll. The doll doesn’t move. She taps the doll on it’s chest, and it falls down.)
Rich Russillo: :blessed:
(As Candice Blair celebrates, walking up the ramp, Shock Value fades to commercial.)
(A commercial for TLA’s ResTLAurant with the tag line “Don’t feast at ese agujero de mierda Taco Bell, eat here instead :drakelike:” plays.)
(Shock Value returns from commercial break, to show Bella Braxton standing in the center of the ring. The next match graphic flashes behind her on the screen sending the crowd into an absolute frenzy!)
Bella Braxton: The following contest… is an ELECTRIFIED HARDCORE IRONMAN MATCH!!! The rules are as follows. This match will be contested for 30 minutes, and the aim of the game is to score as many pinfalls or submissions on your opponent as possible. The Elitist with the most points will be appointed THE WINNER!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :blessed: :blessed:
(‘The Joker’ by New Years Day hits the speakers, as Ms. Extreme walks out through the curtains. The lights would be flashing between green and purple, as Ms. Extreme poses on the stage.)
Persephone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS HOE!
James Peters: :whoa: No need to get hostile!
Persephone: :rolling_eyes:
James Peters: Last week on Voltage, these two considered their match world-title calibre, and because of that, this match was lifted to new levels; New extremes. That was granted, and here we are now, about to witness a hellstorm of a match.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme AND Rex McAllister are going to put on a great match, no matter what, but will Rex be able to get down to that level again? I mean, he’s hardly the man I am.
Persephone: :comeagain:
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from Calabasas, California… weighing in at 135 pounds… MSSSSSSSSS. EXTREEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Ms. Extreme slides into the ring, and gets back to her feet, before walking to the ropes and posing, before her theme fades out, and is replaced by ‘Champion’ by Barnes Courtney.)
Persephone: EFJDJGHLKJGDBN
(Rex McAllister would walk out through the curtains, donning his usual track jacket, patting his chest, and nodding his head, focusing himself on the match. He would begin to battle the air, striking it to hype himself up, before walking down the ramp.)
Persephone: Here comes Sexy Rexy!!!!! :blessed: :blessed: The TRUE EAW World Champion AND EAW National Elite Champion, the biggest star in wrestling history, and the winner of this match. Of course he’s going to be able to get to that level, how dare you assume he can’t?
Rich Russillo: You already know why. :mackie:
Persephone: Bye.
James Peters: And here is Rex McAllister! Having returned at Road To Redemption, Rex has been trying to work his way back up to World Title level, very much like Ms. Extreme, and it’s more than certain whoever wins tonight will be on that level.
Persephone: You’re right, Rex will.
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent… hailing from Sea Isle, New Jersey… weighing in at 238 pounds… REEEEEEEEX MCAAAAAAALISSSTEEEEEEER!!
(Rex McAllister slides into the ring himself, before going to the top rope and unzipping his jacket. He nods, takes a deep breath, before hopping down, and jogging on the spot to warm himself up.)
Persephone: :blessed: What a hot man.
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
(The referee signals for the electric ropes to be turned on and Ms. Extreme and Rex found themselves inside of a death chamber. There are glass panes and lighttubes, and other stuff for them to play with, and there is also a timer on the videotron. It is set at 30 minutes. After a moment, he calls for the bell.)
**30:00**
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Persephone: LETS GO REX! KILL THAT STUPID FUCKING BITCH! WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME GOES RIGHT FOR REX! SHE KNEES HIM IN THE STOMACH AND DRAGS HIM TOWARDS THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES! REX IS ABLE TO ELBOW HIS WAY FREE AND HE IMMEDIATELY CATCHES MS. EXTREME IN THE RIBS WITH A NASTY KICK! SHE GRABS HER SIDE AND REX NEARLY TAKES HER HEAD OFF WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! HE TAKES MS. EXTREME BY THE ARM AND LOOKS TO WHIP HER INTO THE CORNER!
Persephone: SHE STOPS HERSELF FROM COLLIDING WITH THE GLASS BUT REX! REX! REX WITH A SPEAR TO THE SPINE OF MS. EXTREME AND SHE GOES FACE FIRST THROUGH THE GLASS PANE! YES!
James Peters: REX GRABS MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE WRECKAGE AND DRAGS HER TO THE ROPES! MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL, BUT REX RUTHLESSLY HOISTS HER UP AND DROPS HER STOMACH FIRST ACROSS THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES! MS. EXTREME LETS OUT A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AS SHE IS ZAPPED WITH GAWD KNOWS HOW MANY VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I don’t think that information was made public.
Persephone: Probably because Captain Charisma knew this shit would likely get someone killed tonight and he plans to play dumb later.
James Peters: :yikes: Ms. Extreme seems to be in a lot of pain as Rex finally rips her off the ring ropes. He dumps her in the middle of the ring, grabs a lighttube, and smashes it across her face! Rex drops down and wraps his hands around Ms. Extreme’s throat! Ms. Extreme claws at his arms, but that’s not helping the situation at all! She has no other choice but to rake Rex across the face and that forces him to release her!
Rich Russillo: She wisely puts some space between them and takes a moment to collect herself. She’s already been busted open and we have barely gotten started. Rex has been all over Ms. Extreme since the opening bell. She’s got a very small opening, but Rex is already making his way back to her.
Persephone: MS. EXTREME WITH A FORK! THAT DUMB CUNT JUST PULLED A FORK FROM HER BOOT AND STABBED REX IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IT! MS. EXTREME WITH A LEG SWEEP AND MY BABY IS DOWN ON THE MAT!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS ATTACKING REX WITH THE FORK! SHE JABS IT IN HIS FOREHEAD! SHE JABS IT IN HIS CHEEK! SHE JABS IT IN HIS CHEST! REX GRABS HER WRISTS AND THEY ARE FIGHTING OVER THE FORK, BUT MS. EXTREME CRACKS REX IN THE HEAD WITH NASTY HEADBUTT! SHE BRINGS THE FORK DOWN AND STICKS IT RIGHT IN REX’S SKULL! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN REX’S FACE NOW AND MS. EXTREME ISN’T EVEN REMOTELY DONE! SHE HAMMERS THE FORK INTO REX’S HEAD AND IT’S STUCK! THAT FORK IS STUCK AND SHE IS BRINGING REX TO THE ROPES!
Persephone: :damn:
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME FORCES THE FORK TO TOUCH THE ELECTRIC ROPES! WE ALL KNOW METAL IS CONDUCTOR AND THAT FORK HAS GOT TO BE BLISTERING HOT RIGHT NOW! REX IS BEING BURNED! HE IS BEING BURNED!
James Peters: REX IS FLAILING ABOUT AND THE FORK FINALLY FALLS OUT OF HIS SKULL! MS. EXTREME STOMPS ON HIS BACK A FEW TIMES BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY THE HAIR AND RAKING HIS FACE ACROSS THE ELECTRIC ROPES :yikes:
Persephone: :will:
James Peters: Rex’s flesh is burned and Ms. Extreme tosses him out of the ring! She thinks twice about climbing to the top rope, and carefully rolls herself out of the ring. Both competitors are on the ground now and Ms. Extreme is digging under the ring! She pulls out a taser! Ms. Extreme quickly jams the taser against Rex’s wounded head and shocks the living shit out of him!
Persephone: :will: :will:
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME GOES TO SHOCK REX AGAIN BUT HE MANAGES TO THROW HIS HANDS UP! NOT SURE HOW THE FUCK REX IS ABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF RIGHT NOW, BUT HERE WE ARE! MS. EXTREME TRIES TO USE THE TASER AGAIN BUT REX STRIKES HER IN THE FACE! MS. EXTREME STUMBLES BACK AND REX CRAWLS TOWARDS THE BARRICADES! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY RECOVERS AND COMES BARRELING TOWARDS REX BUT HE FORCES HIMSELF UP AND CATCHES HER IN THE BREADBASKET! REX WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S SKULL AND DRAGS HER TOWARDS THE RING STEPS, AND SPIKES HER WITH A DDT!!!!
Persephone: :blessed:
James Peters: Rex kicks Ms. Extreme away from the steps and quickly pulls them apart! He hoists up part of the ring steps and lays them across Ms. Extreme’s back. Rex carefully pulls himself up on the apron now and he drops down on the steps with a double foot stomp! Ms. Extreme is crushed underneath the steel!!!
**25:00**
Persephone: :drakelike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS! REX IS A KING!
Rich Russillo: Rex is stomping on the steps, doing even more damage to his opponent here tonight. Five minutes have passed in this match, and Gawd knows what else we’re going to see. There is no denying there’s mutual respect between these two and they don’t plan to put one another through pure Hell out of hatred or anything like that. These two just want to fight and show the world why they are two pillars of this roster.
James Peters: Rex lifts the corner of the steps up and lets them drop back down across Ms. Extreme. She’s barely moving right now and Rex has taken full control of this match. He’s grabs Ms. Extreme by the hair and drags her out from under the steps. He slams her face off the hardest part of the ring and now he is getting a little payback! Rex is raking Ms. Extreme’s bloody face across the electric ropes! Ms. Extreme is in all kinds of trouble right now but Rex isn’t throwing her back in the ring! Rex whips her into the barricades and comes flying at her with a running knee! It connects right to the jaw!
Persephone: THIS IS AMAZING! REX IS THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD! HE’S GOT THE DUMB CUNT BY THE HAIR AGAIN AND HE SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE NORTH KOREAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Rich Russillo: :whoa: Hold on! We have an announce team here from North Korea????
Persephone: :lupe: Apparently Kim Jong-Un’s first cousin, Li-Phuc Phong, is a good friend of Prince Fayyaad al Ziyad. They were roommates back at Cambridge University. EAW already has ties to North Korea thanks to The Visual Prophet’s friendship with North Korea’s supreme leader so it wasn’t very hard to get them in and work out a deal to start broadcasting our shows in their country.
James Peters: How do you know all this? :skip:
Persephone: I mean, have you never not sat outside of a board meeting and eavesdropped? I do it at least once a week. You hear all kinds of shit.
Rich Russillo: Well Rex just ripped a monitor out of the booth and he looks to slam it across the back of Ms. Extreme’s skull! She manages to roll out of the way but Rex quickly recovers! He swings the monitor at Ms. Extreme, who has to duck, but she is able to fire off a defensive kick to Rex’s ribcage! Ms. Extreme goes for the monitor but Rex with a right hand! Ms. Extreme fires off a right hand of her own! She nails him right in the throat with a chop and she’s able to gain control of the monitor! Ms. Extreme bashes it across Rex’s skull and sends him down to the ground! She takes the cord and wraps it around Rex’s throat, choking the life out of him!
Persephone: :angry: THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
James Peters: REX GRABS FOR THE CORD AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET INTO A SITTING POSITION, BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SHE LETS GO OF THE CHOKE BUT SHE TAKES OFF RUNNING! SHE RUNS ALL THE WAY AROUND THE RING BEFORE NEARLY KNOCKING REX UNCONSCIOUS WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! THE BACK OF REX’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE MONITOR BUT MS. EXTREME HAS NO PLANS TO GET REX BACK IN THE RING AND GO FOR A COVER!
Rich Russillo: SHE WRAPS THE CORD OF THE MONITOR AROUND REX’S NECK ONCE AGAIN AND SHE IS DRAGGING HIM TOWARDS THE RAMP! I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHERE SHE IS TRYING TO TAKE HIM BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THIS FIGHT IS STAYING AT RINGSIDE!
Persephone: SHE’S GOT REX ON THE STAGE NOW AND THEY’VE DISAPPEARED BEHIND THE GUERILLA CURTAIN! COME BACK REXY! YOU ARE TO FAR AWAY! 😢😢😢
(The cameras quickly cut backstage as Ms. Extreme is seen dragging Rex down the hallway. He is coming too, and obviously grabbing at the cord that is wrapped around his neck, but ever the smart Elitist, Rex decides he is going to get out of this a different way.)
James Peters: This match has spilled backstage, and Rex has noticed that the monitor is still attached to the cord. Ms. Extreme doesn’t notice that the Hall of Famer has managed to arm himself. Ms. Extreme drags Rex into the catering area, sending everyone scattering, but REX! REX! MS. EXTREME TURNED AROUND AND BENT DOWN TO GRAB REX BUT HE SLAMMED THE MONITOR INTO HER FACE! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN IN A HEAP! REX IS ALLOWED A CHANCE TO RECOVER! THE REFEREE HAS MADE HIS WAY BACK TO THE BACK AS WELL AND REX FINALLY DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS MS. EXTREME FOR OUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT A PINFALL!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT!
Persephone: :wtf: The whole point of this match is to see who can have the most pinfalls and submissions in 30 minutes. She should have just let Rex have that!
James Peters: The last time these two were in this type of match together it had to go to overtime. I am not surprised that Ms. Extreme kicked out at all.
**20:00**
Rich Russillo: We are ten minutes into this match, and at this point, both have already been busted open and burned. I don’t really like the look on Rex’s face at the moment. He is looking towards the catering table and pulling Ms. Extreme towards it.
Persephone: :drakelike: Well, it is an Electrified Hardcore Ironman Match and that table has a ton of shit on it that’s plugged up.
James Peters: REX IS GOING RIGHT FOR THE COFFEE STATION!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME SENSES THAT SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND SHE CLIPS REX IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE! HIS KNEE BUCKLES AND THAT ALLOWS MS. EXTREME TO JERK HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SHE MOUNTS REX AND BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT HIS FACE AND HEAD, BUT REX IS ABLE TO THROW HER OFF AND GET BACK UP. HE GRABS A COFFEE MUG FROM THE TABLE AND WHIPS MS. EXTREME ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT!
Persephone: Leave it to Voltage to have actual porcelain coffee mugs :wow:
James Peters: Yes with Taco Bell catering 🤢🤢
Persephone: Stupid fucking TLA.
Rich Russillo: REX CLEARS THE TABLE OFF AND SUPLEXES MS. EXTREME DOWN ON TOP OF IT. HE IS GOING FOR THE COFFEE BUT SHE ROLLS OFF THE TABLE, DARTS UNDERNEATH IT, AND COMES UP WITH A LOW BLOW! REX DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND MS. EXTREME GRABS THE COFFEE! SHE’S LOOKING TO DUMP THE SCALDING HOT COFFEE ON TOP OF REX BUT HE MOVES! HE ONLY GOT SPLASHED AND HE SOMEHOW KICKS THE COFFEE POT AWAY FROM MS. EXTREME! IT SLAMS INTO THE GROUND AND SHATTERS, AND REX BLOCKS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!
Persephone: HE CATCHES MS. EXTREME IN THE STOMACH WITH SEVERAL BOXING STYLE PUNCHES AND CRACKS HER ACROSS THE JAW! REX GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND BRINGS HER HEAD DOWN, RELENTLESSLY KNEEING HER IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! MS. EXTREME IS ROCKED RIGHT NOW AND REX LOOKS TO SLAM HER FACE DOWN ONTO THE BURNER! MS. EXTREME BLOCKS!
James Peters: REX WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL!
Persephone: MS. EXTREME GETS HER FOOT UP ON THE TABLE AND CATCHES REX WITH AN ELBOW! HE STAGGERS BACK AND SHE WHIRLS AROUND, LOOKING FOR A LARIAT, BUT REX GRABS HER BY THE ARM! HE HAS MS. EXTREME BY THE ARM! REX USES HIS STRENGTH ADVANTAGE TO FORCE MS. EXTREME TO HER KNEES AND HE SLAMS HER HAND DOWN ONTO THE BURNER!
(Ms. Extreme’s screams as her hand is being burned are deafening.)
Persephone: THIS IS AMAZING! :blessed:
James Peters: REX FINALLY PEELS MS. EXTREME’S HAND OFF THE BURNER AND THAT IS FUCKING SICK!
Rich Russillo: The Red Queen is in obvious agony right now but Rex isn’t about to let up. He places her palm flat on the ground and stomps down on it and Ms. Extreme immediately cradles her hand to her chest and curls up in a fetal position. ‘Deathmatch Rex’ is shining right now and he stomps away on Ms. Extreme. She can do very little at the moment and doesn’t even have the energy to crawl away.
Persephone: Rex is once again showing us why he is the greatest thing to ever happen to the sport of professional wrestling. He is so fucking sexy when he has murder on his mind! He takes Ms. Extreme over to the broken glass of that coffee pot and quickly slams her mangled hand down into it! Ms. Extreme lets out another scream and Rex grabs a handful of glass shards and slams them into Ms. Extreme’s palm! Blood is pouring down her arm and her skin is just hanging there in ribbons :ciampa: This is so fucking beautiful. Rex’s mean streak 🤤🤤
James Peters: I don’t know how I feel about this. The referee is asking Ms. Extreme if she needs medical attention but she’s not responding to him. We all know that Ms. Extreme is as tough as nails, and you can make an argument that she is the toughest competitor on the roster. She can take a ton of abuse in matches and dish it out ten times over, but I do question where her head is at right now. Rex promised he would hold nothing back tonight and if that means permanently disfiguring the best professional wrestler in the world today to never hold a world championship, then so be it.
Persephone: I mean the dumb bitch knew what was she getting into, Jim. Rexy literally took a screwdriver to her mouth back at the OG Bloodsport. This was never not going to happen. Like Rex will ever be the type of wrestler to take it easy on anyone ever.
**15:00**
Rich Russillo: As you can see on the clock at the bottom of the screen, we are only half way into this match. Both competitors came out swinging but right now, this match is all Rex. He slams the damaged hand of Ms. Extreme down into the glass once again and he goes for a cover.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRR-
James Russillo: Ms. Extreme kicks out!
Persephone: Annoying AF, but Rexy goes right back to work. He leaves her there and heads back over to the catering tables. Rex looks around at all the shit he dumped on the floor and :damn: HE HAS A ELECTRIC CARVING KNIFE!!!!
Rich Russillo: :comeagain: Why was there an electric carving knife just sitting around when all that’s in catering now are pumpkin spice Doritos tacos and chalupas?!
James Peters: :lupe: Aren’t knives banned?!
Persephone: No one ever said anything about electric knives :mjlit:
Rich Russillo: REX ATTEMPTS TO WRAP MS. EXTREME UP IN A MODIFIED CAMEL CLUTCH BUT SHE SEEMS TO REALIZE THAT IF HE IS ABLE TO LOCK THAT MOVE IN, SHE MIGHT BE DONE FOR! MS. EXTREME BEGINS TO KICK AT REX, LANDING KICKS ON HIS KNEES, HIS ANKLES, AND THE OTHER AREAS OF HIS LEGS. SHE STARTS TO CRAWL AWAY FROM HIM, BUT HE GRABS HER BY THE ANKLE! MS. EXTREME KICKS BACK, KNOCKING REX BACK, AND SHE GETS TO ANOTHER CATERING TABLE! SHE USES THE TABLE TO HELP HERSELF UP RIGHT AS REX COMES AT HER WITH THE KNIFE!
James Peters: SHE DROPS DOWN AND SENDS REX CRASHING INTO THE TABLE WITH A BACK BODY DROP! Thank God that caused the knife to fall from his hands.
Persephone: Yeah but now Ms. Extreme is eyeing up that knife :lupe:
(This is when the referee steps in and removes the electric carving knife from the equation.)
Referee: (off-mic) No knives, Camille.
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) :wtf: I’m not even the one that introduced it into the match! It was him!
Referee: (off-mic) Did he use it, though?
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) HE WAS GOING TO TRY!
(The referee walks over to the outlets and unplugs the knife, wrapping it up, and putting it away.)
Persephone: Well thank Gawd for that. She would have carved Sexy Rexy up like a Thanksgiving turkey and that would not have been okay.
James Peters: I think there’s a bit of a double standard there, but whatever. At least that horrible weapon has been removed.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme pulls Rex from the wreckage and helps him to his feet. She uses her good hand to chop him across the chest a few times and she whips Rex right into the wall! Rex slumps down into a sitting position and Ms. Extreme quickly jams her foot under his chin and begins to choke him! Rex takes a hold of her foot and muscles her back, spinning Ms. Extreme around, but she uses the momentum to come back and catch him in the face with a spinning heel kick!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme picks up a discarded metal food tray and she bashes it across Rex’s head! She quickly digs her fingers into that wound she made earlier with the fork! Fresh blood begins to trick down Rex’s face and Ms. Extreme batters him with a series of elbows right to the top of the head. She grabs a stack of plates and begins to slam them over Rex’s head one by one! Ms. Extreme just broke 10 plates over the top of Rex’s head and the former 3-time world champion looks to be out of it. MS. EXTREME WITH HER FIRST PINFALL ATTEMPT OF THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Persephone: :blessed: SEXY REXY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme doesn’t look very pleased, but I don’t think any of us are surprised. Rex is one of the hardest Elitists to keep down and I really can’t think of many times when he has just been flatout pinned in a match.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme has taken Rex by his bloody hair and is pulling him out of the catering area. I have no idea where they’re headed, but Ms. Extreme seems to have something in mind.
Persephone: Yeah, her ugly man jaw is set in a determined line and it’s really gross. She better leave Rexy the fuck alone before I get mad.
James Peters: You do realize that Rex burned her hand to the bone right?
Persephone: And she’s clearly fucking fine.
Rich Russillo: :mjlol:
(Ms. Extreme pulls Rex to the hair and make up area. One of the make-up artists is touching up Sierra Bradford’s lipstick and her eyes widen when she sees what is coming their way.)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) MOVE!
Sierra Bradford: (off-mic) :krabs:
(The Specialists Championship contender, who will be in action against Constance Blevins in a bit, moves out of the way and so does her make-up artist, and just in time too! Ms. Extreme pulls Rex up and slings him into the make up table! Everything dumps over and Ms. Extreme finally settles her eyes on what she was looking for.)
Persephone: THIS BITCH JUST GRABBED A CURLING IRON AND WHIPPED IT ACROSS REX’S FACE!!!
**10:00**
Rich Russillo: :lupe: We have about ten minutes left in this match and neither competitor has managed to score a pinfall or submission just yet.
Persephone: I’m sorry, but who fucking cares? This dumb fucking cunt is beating the love of my life with a fucking scalding hot curling iron :will:
James Peters: Those are some nasty burn marks being left on Rex, and Ms. Extreme is showing absolutely no mercy. She slams the curling iron down on Rex’s chest and drops down on the ground beside him! Ms. Extreme wraps her arm around Rex’s neck and forces his mouth open and she is jamming the curling iron into Rex’s mouth! I repeat! Ms. Extreme is jamming a burning hot curling iron into Rex’s mouth!
Persephone: THIS IS NOT FAIR! REX DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS! SHE IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT HIM!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER IS BEING TORTURED LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM TORTURED BEFORE! MS. EXTREME RIPS THE CURLING IRON FROM HIS MOUTH AND BEATS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT! REX IS COUGHING AND SPITTING, AND SURELY HIS ESOPHAGUS IS DAMAGED NOW :lupe:
James Peters: MS. EXTREME LOOKS TO JAM THE CURLING IRON BARREL INTO HIS MOUTH AGAIN BUT REX THROWS HIS ARMS UP! HE IS ABLE TO BLOCK HER FROM DOING ANYMORE DAMAGE TO HIS FACE AND HEAD! MS. EXTREME RAISES THE CURLING IRON ABOVE HER HEAD AND REX KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH! HE IS STILL COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM HIS TORN UP, BURNT MOUTH BUT HE WRESTLES THE CURLING IRON AWAY FROM MS. EXTREME AND SLAMS IT INTO HER HAND! MS. EXTREME BEGINS TO SCREAM ONCE AGAIN AND REX BUSTS HER ACROSS THE THROAT WITH THE THING! HE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET NOW AND HE GRABS MS. EXTREME AND THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE WALL!
Persephone: :blessed: THANK GAWD HE IS OKAY! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: Rex sinks to his knees, taking a moment to regroup and rightfully so. He has been put through the ringer in this match, but this is nothing short of what we expected.
Persephone: I want to put my arms around him and hug him :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: You can hug me.
Persephone: No.
James Peters: Rex and Ms. Extreme both recover at the same time and their eyes lock on one another. Both look like they have been in a major accident, but something tells me this match is far from over.
Rich Russillo: REX AND MS. EXTREME GO AT ONE ANOTHER! THEY FOREGO THE TRADITIONAL COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP AND BEGIN WAILING AWAY ON ONE ANOTHER! BLOOD IS FLYING AS THEY EXCHANGE RIGHTS AND LEFTS! REX IS ABLE TO GET THE ADVANTAGE OUT OF THIS EXCHANGE, BUT MS. EXTREME HEADBUTTS HIM! SHE SLAMS HER HEAD INTO REX’S, AND SLIPS AWAY FROM HIM! SHE STAGGERS TOWARDS AN EQUIPMENT BOX AND STARTS TO PUSH IT TOWARDS REX! SHE GETS A RUNNING START AND SHE PUSHES IT RIGHT INTO REX’S STOMACH! SHE PINS HIM AGAINST THE WALL AND CONTINUES TO RAM THE END OF THE BOX INTO REX’S MID-SECTION!
Persephone: REX GETS HIS HANDS ON THE BOX AND BRACES HIMSELF THOUGH! HE IS ABLE TO STOP MS. EXTREME FROM PUSHING IT INTO HIM AGAIN AND HE IS ABLE TO SHOVE IT BACK AT HER! MS. EXTREME LOSES HER FOOTING AND REX RUNS HER OVER WITH THE EQUIPMENT BOX!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE JUST FLATTENED HER!
James Peters: REX QUICKLY PULLS MS. EXTREME OUT FROM UNDER THE EQUIPMENT AND HE DRAGS HER BACK TOWARDS THE STAGE! MS. EXTREME IS STILL PUTTING UP A BIT OF A FIGHT, BUT REX THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE LED LIGHTING! REX TAKES A HANDFUL OF MS. EXTREME’S HAIR AND HE TOSSES HER INTO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LED PANELS! HE IS KICKING HER ALL OVER THE STAGE NOW AND THERE IS VERY LITTLE SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT! REX TOSSES MS. EXTREME DOWN THE RAMP AND STALKS AFTER HER, BUT TO HER CREDIT, SHE IS ABLE TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE RING!
Rich Russillo: THESE TWO ARE FINALLY BACK AT RINGSIDE AS OUR CLOCK CONTINUES TO WIND DOWN! REX SNATCHES UP MS. EXTREME AND THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING! SHE IS ELECTROCUTED BY THOSE ROPES AS SHE ROLLS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND REX IS PULLING OUT A KENDO STICK NOW! HE SLIDES IT INTO THE RING! HE TAKES A TRASH CAN LID AND THROWS IT INTO THE RING! HE’S GOT A PIZZA CUTTER! A CHEESE GRATER! REX EVEN HAS A BOX OF THUMBTACKS!
**05:00**
Persephone: REX SLIPS INTO THE RING AND QUICKLY EMPTIES THE BOX OF THUMBTACKS! HE PULLS MS. EXTREME UP AND POWERBOMBS HER DOWN INTO THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS! YES! I LIKE SEEING THE PAIN AND AGONY ON HER FACE!
James Peters: NOW YOU KNOW THAT HAD TO HURT BUT MS. EXTREME IS STILL MOVING! YOU CAN TELL REX IS EXASPERATED BUT HE KNOWS HE HAS TO PUSH ON DESPITE EVERYTHING! HE GRABS MS. EXTREME AND BRINGS HER BACK UP! BUT HOW IS MS. EXTREME ALREADY UP AND RUNNING! IT MIGHT JUST BE THE ADRENALINE, BUT SHE SENDS A UPPERCUT TOWARDS THE JAW OF REX! BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX ONTO THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS IN RETURN!
Rich Russillo: REX SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HIS FIRST INSTINCT IS TO QUICKLY ROLL OUT OF THE RING BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN! AND YOU KNOW MS. EXTREME IS UP AND RUNNING AS SHE’S NOT LETTING REX GO, LAUNCHING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE!
**04:00**
Persephone: NO! LET ME REXY REST! 10 MINUTE WATER BREAK I SWEAR THEN HE’LL BE RIGHT BACK UP AND RUNNING!
James Peters: BOTH OF THEM ARE PERSISTENT IN THEIR ACTIONS AS REX IS ALREADY CRAWLING ON ALL FOURS AND GRABBING ONTO THE BARRICADE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP! AND MS. EXTREME RUNS FORWARD TOWARDS HIM! BUT REX SIDE STEPS AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS HER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: REX ISN’T DONE AS HE’S ROLLING HER RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING AND SLIDING IN HIMSELF! AS MS. EXTREME GOES FOR AN AXE HANDLE TOWARDS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ALREADY AS SHE LUNGES FORWARD! I DON’T KNOW HOW BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING AT THE RATE THAT THEY’RE GOING AT RIGHT NOW! REX MANAGING TO KEEP HIMSELF UP THOUGH AS GETS A RUNNING START AS MS. EXTREME GETS BACK UP!
Persephone: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE REX EFFECT ONTO THE THUMBTACKS AND GLASS! WATCH HER DIE THIS WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS REX AND TURNS IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! ROLL-UP! DON’T TELL ME THIS IS HOW IT’S GOING TO GO!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
**03:00**
Rich Russillo: BUT REX KICKS OUT!
Persephone: Thank goodness! But it’s not like I I didn’t know he was going to kick out anyways, no no, not at all.
James Peters: BOTH OF THEM PUSH AWAY AS THEY’RE BACK UP! BUT IT ALLOWS MS. EXTREME TO CONNECT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS THE FACE OF REX TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! AT THIS POINT, I DON’T THINK THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS ARE EVEN DOING A NUMBER ON THEM! AS MS. EXTREME LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A METEORA TOWARDS THE FACE OF REX MCALLISTER!
Rich Russillo: BUT REX MANAGES TO CATCH HER AND DROP HER DOWN INTO A BIG SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! THE BOTH OF THEM ARE GIVING IT THEIR ALL LIKE IT’S THE START OF THE MATCH ALREADY! BUT WITH THE CLOCK SLOWLY TICKING DOWN, WHO’S GOING TO GIVE IN AND GET THE WIN!
**02:00**
Persephone: At this point it’s just not worth it, Cumille can lay down if she wants and Rex can pin her, but just know that she’s not going to get the win no matter how you look at it.
James Peters: WE’LL SEE! AS MS. EXTREME IS ALREADY GETTING BACK UP AS REX SENDS PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TOWARDS HER FACE! HOPING SOMEHOW! SOMEWAY! HE CAN WEAKEN HER AND TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A PALM STRIKE! SHE JUST SLAMMED HER HAND ON THE MAT AND DUG THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS INTO IT AND SLAMMED REX RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH IT! AND YOU CAN FEEL THE PAIN FROM HERE!
Persephone: NO! WHAT THE FUCK?! NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE!
**01:00**
James Peters: MS. EXTREME HAS THE ADVANTAGE BUT SHE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT SHE’S GOING TO NEED TO END THE MATCH AS SHE ONLY HAS A MINUTE LEFT TO DO IT! AS SHE GRABS REX! AND GOES FOR A TWIST OF FATE TO KNOCK HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AT LEAST MOMENTARILY!
Rich Russillo: BUT REX SHOVES HER AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN GO THROUGH WITH IT! MS. EXTREME STUMBLES BACK BUT IS RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS HER, BUT IT’S REX WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! THE BOTH OF THEM HAVE GIVEN THEIR ALL TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS MATCH GOES THEIR WAY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! BUT WILL IT PAY OFF?!
**00:30**
Persephone: IT BETTER PAY OFF FOR SEXY REXY! LOOK! LOOK! I TOLD YOU! HE’S GOING FOR THE REX EFFECT!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME PUSHES REX TOWARDS THE ROPES BEFORE THE REX EFFECT CAN CONNECT! REX JUST CAUGHT A JOLT OF ELECTRICITY RIGHT THERE! AS SHE LOCKS IN RED HANDED! SEATED FUJIWARA LOCKED IN!
**00:20**
Rich Russillo: AND THE PAIN ON REX’S FACE TELLS IT ALL! HE HAS NOWHERE TO RUN AS MS. EXTREME HAS FULLY LOCKED IT IN! THIS IS THE LAST STRETCH AND YOU CAN TELL FOR THE BOTH OF THEM WHAT THEY’RE SITUATION IS! MS. EXTREME HAS TO KEEP THIS HOLD LOCKED IN LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE SHE SECURES HERSELF THE WIN, AND REX NEEDS TO MAKE SURE HE ESCAPES OUT OF THE HOLD SOMEHOW! SOMEWAY!
**00:10**
Persephone: COME ON REXY! CHANNEL YOUR INNER SUPER REX RIGHT HERE! YOU GOT THIS!
James Peters: CAN REX MCALLISTER PUSH THROUGH AND MANAGE TO ESCAPE OUT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! WAIT! REX SOMEHOW MANAGING TO ROLL MS. EXTREME UP! HE HAS A SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE! NO WAY!
Persephone: YESYESYESYESYES!
**00:03**
OOONNNEEE!!!
**00:02**
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
**00:01**
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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James Peters: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUTSLKDLKDLKSLKDLSDNLKSD!
**0:00**
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: IT’S TIED! JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED AT BLOODSPORT!
Persephone: SNWISNAKANAKANAKWNEOSNSSONAKANSN
(Both Rex and Ms. Extreme are down on the mat as the ref makes his way over to check on the both of them, as they clearly look both exhausted and out of breath, but not completely out of it yet. Ms. Extreme pulls herself up with all the power left in her body as she looks towards Rex as he’s beginning to stir as well)
Ms. Extreme: (Off-Mic) I’ll fucking… fight him to the death… if I have to.
Referee: (Off-Mic) :whoa:
Rex McAllister: (Off-Mic) Voltage for a reason… right?
(The ref sighs as he makes his way over to Bella Braxton as they both talk to one another, Bella responding with a nod)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentleman the referee has informed me that this match… WILL GO ON WITH A 15 MINUTE OVERTIME ADDED TO THE CLOCK!
(DING! DING! DING!)
**15:00**
Rich Russillo: :ohlawd: Here we go again with this.
James Peters: What’s the matter? I think this has been a great match so far!
Persephone: I hate this place.
Rich Russillo: It’s the fact that they might literally kill one another! AND HERE THEY GO AS BOTH REX AND CAMILLE LUNGE RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! Both of them are trading punches with bloody and bruised knuckles relentlessly as they’re both willing to go through hell and back for this match! Ms. Extreme with a knee towards the gut of Rex! BUT REX GRABS MS. EXTREME’S HEAD AND PUSHES IT FACE FIRST AGAINST THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME GETS A SECOND WIND AS SHE GRABS HIS HEAD AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE ELECTRIC ROPES IN RETURN! BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE BACK TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: This is fucking horrible, who the hell let this woman inject steroids before this match began?! Officers, that’s your culprit!
Rich Russillo: They’re not stopping for a breather as both of them are grabbing one another and pulling themselves up to their feet still sending lefts and rights towards one another absolutely relentlessly! Ms. Extreme though with a sharp elbow towards his face to send him backwards! Rex is completely taken off guard, AS MS. EXTREME TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
James Peters: But Rex with a back elbow towards the face of Ms. Extreme before it can happen! Ms. Extreme stumbling back, but she’s running right towards Rex like a speeding bullet! BUT REX MANAGES TO GRAB HER HEAD AND TOSS HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN!
Persephone: YES REXY! STAY IN THE RING AND HOLD YOUR GROUND! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK NO NO STOP REXY!
Rich Russillo: REX GOING THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPES AND HITS MS. EXTREME RIGHT IN THE FACE ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIG WRECKING BALL DROPKICK! Both of them are going to absolutely maul one another as it’s clear they want to fight to the end with this whole thing! And now look at Rex, eyeing the taser that Ms. Extreme used at the beginning of the match against him as he picks it up! AND IS JUST TAZING MS. EXTREME NOW! MS. EXTREME PUSHING THE TASER AWAY AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A SWIFT UPPERCUT ACROSS THE JAW OF REX TO FORCE THE TASER FAR AWAY FROM HER!
James Peters: Both of these competitors look like wounded animals at the moment but they’re both still fighting, AS REX RUNS FORWARD I THINK LOOKING TO SLAM MS. EXTREME INTO THE BARRICADE TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO SIDESTEP AS SHE GRABS REX’S HEAD AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!
Persephone: I swear to Gawd if Rexy loses this match after putting all his blood, sweat, and tears into the ring, I might just quit this job right now.
James Peters: Well Ms. Extreme has put the same amount of effort in as Rex-
Persephone: It’s funny, I swear I remember NOT ASKING YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION!
James Peters: :whoa:
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme digging under the ring now as Rex manages to get back up and make his way over to her, Rex grabs Ms. Extreme!
CRACK!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME SLAMS A STEEL CHAIR ACROSS HIS SKULL!
(Ms. Extreme looks at the steel chair before shaking her head as she drops it down to the ground and goes back under the ring)
Ms. Extreme: (Off-Mic) No… too tame…
Persephone: WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO TO MY SEXY REXY?!?!?!
(Ms. Extreme pulls something out of the ring again, the bloody knife that Katheryn Wicked stabbed into the shoulder of Andrea Valentine all that time ago)
Ms. Extreme: :mackie:
Rich Russillo: BUT REX WITH A SICK KICK ACROSS THE SKULL OF MS. EXTREME TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE MS. EXTREME CAN USE IT!
Rex McAllister: (Off-Mic) No.
**10:00**
James Peters: REX GRABS MS. EXTREME AND LAUNCHES HER INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Rex clearly not here for that as it looks like he’ll suffice with the steel chair, waiting for Ms. Extreme to get back up! AS HE STRIKES HER ACROSS THE SKULL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Ms. Extreme falling down on the ground, AS REX TAKES THE EDGE OF IT AS HE SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO MS. EXTREME’S GUT REPEATEDLY AS MS. EXTREME IS FORCED TO ABSORB THE BLOWS TO THE BEST OF HER ABILITY!
Persephone: YES! KEEP DOING IT REXY! MAKE SURE SHE CHOKES UP BLOOD! MAKE SURE SHE SUFFERS!
Rich Russillo: But Ms. Extreme finally stops the assault as she grabs onto the chair and is holding it back with all of his might! As Rex stomps down on her face! Rex letting up and dropping the chair down to the ground as he grabs Ms. Extreme and brings her up! BEFORE LOOKING TO SLAM HER HEAD ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON! But Ms. Extreme holds her hands out just before Impact as she saves herself for the time being! She sends an elbow towards the gut of Rex, BEFORE GRABBING HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE RINGPOST! And she’s right back to digging under the ring! Ms. Extreme looking to take Rex down for good and that means something completely new!
(Ms. Extreme completely stops as she smirks as she takes something out of the ring and twirls it around in her hand)
James Peters: THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT!
Persephone: The WHAT?!
Rich Russillo: Rex is barely managing to stir, AS MS. EXTREME DOESN’T WASTE ANYTIME SWINGING HER SIGNATURE WEAPON TOWARDS THE HEAD OF REX! But Rex manages to avoid it just in time! MS. EXTREME ISN’T GIVING UP THOUGH AS SHE TAKES THE BAT LOOKING TO RAM IT INTO THE GUT OF REX! But Rex barely manages to step back this time knowing the situation that he’s in at this very moment with the shattered glass baseball bat in play!
James Peters: LOOK AT REX! HE’S DIGGING HIS FINGERS INTO THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! FIGHTING THROUGH PAIN AND AGONY LOOKING TO PULL IT AWAY FROM MS. EXTREME’S HANDS BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYMORE HARM!
Persephone: YESSSS! WOOOO! SUPER REXY DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST! NOW BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER WITH IT!
James Peters: You’d be laughing at anyone else and calling them stupid for doing it.
Persephone: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
Rich Russillo: AS REX MANAGES TO PULL IT AWAY AS MS. EXTREME LOOKS SURPRISED! REX TAKING A SWING IMMEDIATELY HIMSELF BUT IT’S MS. EXTREME THAT DUCKS UNDER! Ms. Extreme doing the next best thing as she kicks away the shattered glass baseball bat from the hands of Rex for the time being as both of them are going back to trading bloody knuckled punches right now as that’s truly the only thing left to do when all else fails! As Rex nails a knee into the gut of Ms. Extreme! Rex grabbing Ms. Extreme now, AS HE POPS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME RAKING THE EYES! THAT’S THE MOST TAME THING YOU CAN DO IN THIS MATCH AS REX IS FORCED TO BRING HER DOWN! BUT REX GRABS MS. EXTREME BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST AGAINST THE BOTTOM ROPE! AS VOLT AFTER VOLT OF ELECTRICITY IS SENT THROUGH HER SYSTEM THANKS TO THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES!
Persephone: YES! FUCK THAT BITCH UP REXY! YOU CAN FUCK ME UP AFTER THIS MATCH IF YOU’RE STILL BREATHING TOO! NO WORRIES!
Rich Russillo: Rex letting go as Ms. Extreme completely collapses down to the ground, But Rex has a hold of her head and brings her back up! AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE HER DOWN TO GROUND WITH A BIG OLYMPIC SLAM TO FOLLOW IT UP!
James Peters: WAIT! WAIT! TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT BY MS. EXTREME WITH THE LAST OUNCE OF POWER THAT SHE HAS IN HER BODY! BOTH OF THEM ARE LAID OUT ON THE GROUND!
Persephone: I’m going to cry, don’t talk to me.
**5:00**
Rich Russillo: Both of them are completely laid out on the ground now as you can see the pain and agony on their faces! But the clock is ticking, I think they both know that they can’t waste any time laying down in pain as the match continues on! Both of them are already beginning to show life as they’re already bringing themselves back up to their feet!
James Peters: I don’t know what’s pushing them through but that’s why they’re pillars of Voltage! They keep on fighting no matter what happens and that’s the joy of the brand! Both Rex and Ms. Extreme are sending weak punches to one another as it’s clear none of them want to give in! They haven’t even gone for a single pin during this overtime! They’re literally willing to kill one another if they have to!
Persephone: Ms. Extreme can go fuck off and die if she wants, Rexy, no.
Rich Russillo: :whoa: Let’s not wish death on people please.
Persephone: I am not happy today, this doesn’t help my anger management classes so much.
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT REX THOUGH AS SHE GRABS MS. EXTREME BY THE HEAD AND IS JUST SLAMMING HER REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE BARRICADE! Rex is using anything around him to rip Ms. Extreme apart but Ms. Extreme hasn’t moved an inch as finally the both of them have gotten up to their feet! Rex grabbing Ms. Extreme and sending her into an Irish whip towards the barricade! Ms. Extreme backed up against the barricade but keeps ahold of it as Rex braces himself! AND RUNS FORWARD!
CRASH!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS REX CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE AND COMPLETELY TEARS THE PLEXIGLASS OFF!
Persephone: NOOO! THIS CAN’T GET WORSE! NOW REXY MIGHT HAVE COVID! :noah:!!!
Rich Russillo: It’ll be fine as Ms. Extreme is grabbing Rex and already dragging him out of the corner, she’s seeing the counter tick down as there’s not much time left! But wait! REX IS ALREADY SHOWING LIFE! Now how the hell is that possible?1 Rex is crawling up using Ms. Extreme as leverage to show that he’s not going down so quietly! But Ms. Extreme is forced to show zero remorse as long as Rex is breathing!
James Peters: She’s making her way over to the North Korean announcers table!
Persephone: It’s gotten worse. :will: I need a therapist, where’s Chris Elite.
Rich Russillo: Well that’s a way to introduce them to Voltage as Ms. Extreme is absolutely tearing apart the table right now! She’s looking to plant Rex right through it and a part of me believes that might not be the worst thing that’s happened in this matchup! But she needs to realize that not much time is left if she wants to do it!
**0:10**
James Peters: Do you even think that the two of them care about time anymore?! They’re both putting it all on the line and I don’t think they really care that the score is tied anymore! Hell they might as well go to a second overtime at this rate, I don’t know what more to say! But this’ll go on forever if they both have something to say about it!
Persephone: Me at the beginning of this match would’ve loved this match to go on because Rexy is in it. Now I just don’t want to see Rexy hurting anymore than he has already. :mjcry:
**0:05**
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS DRAGGING REX ONTO THE TABLE AS THE BOTH OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING OFF ON ONE ANOTHER! REX HAS CAUGHT A SECOND WIND AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER! THEY DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT! AS MS. EXTREME KNEES REX IN THE GUT! AND GOES FOR A TWIST OF FATE!
**0:02**
James Peters: BUT REX PULLS THROUGH! REX EFFECT! REX EFFECT THROUGH THE TABLE-
**0:00**
***BOOM!***
(As soon as both of them make contact with the North Korean announcers table both of them are completely engulfed in a huge explosion, one that could rattle the entirety of Madison Square Garden all together)
Persephone: Nononononono… JONJONJOJKSDOJJLKDSNLISDNJDLJDJKLIDJDKSS
(All that’s left from there on, is smoke. Resembling a huge fog in the middle of the night, when the smoke clears…)
(Both Rex McAllister and Ms. Extreme are seen in the middle of the carnage. None of them are moving, covered in their own blood)
Rich Russillo: Oh my god…
James Peters: How the hell did that even happen…?
(The camera pans over to the North Korean announcers rubbing their hands together with maniacal looks on their faces)
Rich Russillo: :krabs:
(The ref makes his way over immediately and quickly checks on them, the medical team was on standby as well as they all file out of the backstage area and run over as well, as that did not look good. It isn’t long, before the ref holds up the X sign, which gives Bella Braxton a good confirmation on what’s happening)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen due to Rex McAllister’s and Ms. Extreme’s inability to continue the match. This match has been ruled… a no contest.
James Peters: A part of me is concerned about the status of the two of them, but relieved one way or another, they finally stopped, because if they had the choice? I’m sure they weren’t going to stop.
Persephone: …
Rich Russillo: You have to give props to the two of them, they gave it their all no matter the circumstance and they pulled through. I think if none of them officially won, they’re both winners in my eyes, thank you for joining us on Shock Value so far, but I think we all agree we need to cut to a short break.
(The last shot seen is Rex McAllister and Ms. Extreme being loaded on stretchers as the entire Madison Square Garden crowd is silent. And from there, Shock Value fades out to commercial break)
(Commercial promoting Marvel’s The Falcon and The Winter Soldier with Andre Walker, Captain America’s biggest fan.)
(Shock Value fades back, and the graphic for the next match appears on the screen.)
(The camera pans to show an Electric Chair, execution style sitting in the middle of the ring and Bella Braxton in front ready to announce the participants in the next match.)
Bella Braxton: The Following contest is an Electric Chair Match and the only way to win is by placing your opponent into the Electric Chair, strapping them in and electrocuting them execution style!
(The crowd cheers.)
(The crowd cheers, some boo as ‘Sk8er Boi’ by Avril Lavigne starts to play throughout the arena. Sierra walks out staring at the chair in the ring, she has a very serious look on her face, seeing the socially distanced crowd in the Mecca of Professional Wrestling, Madison Square Garden, nodding and pumping herself up as she walks around the ring, knowing the ropes are electrified, sliding in carefully.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first the challenger! She resides in San Francisco, CA.! Weighing in at 141 pounds! She is “THE GIRL ON FIRE” SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: The challenger, Sierra Bradford and she is no stranger to this match, having the same stipulation last year, she knows what it takes to win, how dangerous this could be, but have we ever seen her this passionate before? Have we ever seen her this focused?
Rich Russillo: No, and that is why Sierra is at her most dangerous, she wants the title, she is ready to prove herself out there in front of the world in the most famous sports venue in the land! Someone is getting electrocuted in that chair tonight; she plans on it not being her.
Persephone: Does she really call herself “The Girl on Fire”? That is awesome because tonight, this could actually happen! Oh, and look who the referee is? JAYSON MAXIMOFF! :mjlol:
(Sierra looks over at the referee who happens to be Maximoff, he smiles and nods, Sierra just stares him down for a moment before she turns looking at the chair and the music fades replaced by ‘Forgotten’ by Avril Lavigne which starts to play throughout the arena, Constance Blevins arrives on the stage in her Black leather jacket and matching gear on underneath and Specialists Championship around her waist. Now sporting an eye patch over right eye, with her one good eye and the Specialists Championship around her waist. Constance stares straight ahead with extreme focus at Sierra and the Electric Chair, before making her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Her opponent is the current EAW Specialists Champion! Hailing from Baltimore, MD.! Weighing in at 120 pounds! She is “THE ABSOLVED” CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Constance slides into the ring, staring at the chair before turning her attention to the referee and sees who it is, shaking her head, then walks up to Sierra Bradford, unstraps the Specialists Championship and holds it up right in the face of Sierra as both ladies are almost nose to nose.)
James Peters: And they are not wasting anytime, the champion is drawing the line, she saw who the referee is, she knows what is at stake, and now she wanted to show Sierra that if you are taking this title from me, you’re putting me in that chair.
Rich Russillo: There is a lot of bad blood between these two ladies, and it happened and escalated quickly in the last few weeks. We have seen a more aggressive side of Sierra, she wants it to be known that NO ONE is taking this chance from her, but Constance has been on a different level since coming back, she has shredded that overshadowing of her former tag team partner at least in the eyes of many including herself and there is no greater motivator than that.
Persephone: I just want to see one of these two bitches fry like a serial killer tonight, I think that might make my day. I also want to see how Jayson Maximoff officiates this match, because we all know he has something for flat face over there.
(Maximoff checks on both wrestlers after Constance and Sierra both get their entrance gear off, the stretch, get checked by the referee, he takes a little more time with Sierra which doesn’t go unnoticed by anyone as Constance rolls her eyes, and he calls for the bell and the start of the match.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Sierra Bradford and Constance Blevins cannot take their eyes off the Electric Chair that is placed right in the middle of the ring, Sierra though also turns to Jayson Maximoff who is the referee, then back at Constance and smirks. The two ladies quickly run at one another and lock up, Sierra tries to place Constance on the chair quickly, but the champion fends her off and then turns to put Sierra on the chair as Maximoff looks on concerned.)
James Peters: This match has already started the way we thought it would, both of these ladies want to end this quick and not have to go through the torture of the rules in this contest. Sierra Bradford, I have to say has the edge on this one, she competed in this bout at last year’s Shock Value against Consuela Rose Ava, but Lars Grier and his minions had something to say about how that match ended, this is a completely different scenario, the Specialists Championship is on the line, anything goes and this one, and the only way to win is to place your opponent on the Electric Chair and pretty much electrocute them!
Persephone: This is awesome, we get to see a public execution tonight.
Rich Russillo: Not exactly but…. Constance almost has Sierra on the chair, she is trying to, wait Sierra bashes Constance head into the armbar! She does it again and again! Remember also the ropes are electrified, if there is an Irish Whip it will be shocking and hurt like hell! Constance stumbles back some, Sierra runs at her with a Clothesline, CONSTANCE DUCKS! SIERRA ALMOST BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND STOPS HERSELF! She turns, MAFIA KICK BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND IT GOT ALL OIF THAT FLUSH IN THE FACE!
(Sierra Bradford goes down and rolls outside the ring carefully not touching the ropes, she starts to walk around on the outside holding her face, Maximoff slides out and checks on her but she steps back some.)
Sierra Bradford: (Off-Mic) What are you doing!
Jayson Maximoff: (Off-Mic) I’m just checking on you is all, I can stop the match right now if you need me to.
Sierra Bradford: (Off-Mic) What!? NO! Just….
(Sierra and Maximoff do not see Constance clear the ropes with a suicide dive right on Bradford, just missing the referee.)
James Peters: CONSTANCE CLEARED THE ROPES AND IT WAS A SUICIDE DIVE! SIERRA HIT HARD AGAINST OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Persephone: Is that electrified too! It should be!
James Peters: It is not, but Constance and trying to do the damage early and there has been some bad blood between these two ladies! Constance grabs Sierra by her hair, whipping her into the barricade here at Madison Square Garden’s! The fans in attendance back off some as Constance runs at her, CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! BOTH WOMEN SPILL TO THE ARENA WHERE THE FANS ARE SITUATED!
Rich Russillo: This is already a war and they haven’t even begun to play yet! Constance picks up Sierra by the hair and throws her back over the barricade to the other side right at the feet of the referee, she slowly tries to get up and he checks on her, but Constance pushes him away.
James Peters: Maximoff looks stunned at what Constance just did but that little exchange was enough for Sierra to catch her wind! Slowly getting up, Constance grabs her but Bradford explodes with some stiff lefts and rights, before pushing Constance back first into the steel steps!
Persephone: So why are those not electrified either!?
Rich Russillo: Sierra has finally found an opening to the start of this, she has Constance in a lot of pain and is looking under the ring, she is pulling out what seems to be… a TASER!
(Sierra tests the Taser with a smile on her face before approaching Constance who is trying to get back to her feet, Sierra goes to tase her, but Constance quickly kicks it out of her hand! She starts unloading with furious rights and lefts, but Sierra grabs her by the tights and pulls her into the ring apron chest first. Constance collapses to the floor.)
James Peters: Sierra Bradford has once again taken control, and I think she just found that taser from earlier! Sierra grabbing the taser before going back over to Constance, and this can’t be good. :lupe:
BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT!!!!!
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD JUST TASED CONSTANCE BLEVINS!
Persephone: HA HA!
Rich Russillo: YOU COULD HEAR THAT ELECTRICITY GOING THROUGH HER IN THAT HANDHELD TASER!
(Constance is down on the mat, Sierra throws the taser back in the ring, grabbing Constance and rolling her back into the ring. Sierra then rolls in after her, hoisting up Constance.)
James Peters: SNAP DDT BY SIERRA BRADFORD ON CONSTANCE BELVINS! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! She now is picking up dead weight, trying to get her into the electric chair, Sierra is a very deceivingly strong young woman, and she is trying to dead lift Constance, this match could be over within a matter of the first five minutes!
Persephone: Good, that would make my day!
Rich Russillo: Sierra has Constance by the chair, she is trying to lift her up, but Constance is showing some life! She is starting to fight back! Giving it her all here! This is why she is a champion! Sierra is trying to get her on the chair, Constance with a headbutt! And another headbutt! Sierra starts to stumble back some, Constance runs at her, Sierra ducks, Constance puts on the breaks… DROPKICK BY SIERRA TO CONSTANCE BACK AND SHE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND IS SHOCKED! CONSTANCE IS DISORIENTED AND SIERRA… KNOCKOUT IMPEDIMENT! SHE CAN’T MAKE THE COVER! SHE HAS TO LIFT CONSTANCE ON TO THE CHAIR!
James Peters: SIERRA IS DRAGGING CONSTANCE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! SHE SLOWLY GRABS HER ARMS AND LIFTS HER UP… SHE SITS CONSTANCE ON THE CHAIR! ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS STRAP HER IN AND TURN IT ON! SHE….. NO! CONSTANCE AGAINST SHOWING LIFE! SHE WEDGES HER FOOT BETWEEN THE TWO AND PUSHES HER OFF! SIERRA FALLS BACK! SHE IS BACK UP, CONSTANCE WITH A REVERSE STO ON THE CHAIR SMASHING SIERRA’S FACE RIGHT ON IT!
Persephone: I think our astute referee is worried, look at him. This is funny as hell, he really likes her, and I guess I can’t blame him. She is hot if you like flat faces, flat chests and jiggly asses 🙄.
Rich Russillo: Constance is not trying to put her on the chair, she is taking a different approach, instead the champion is rolling out of the ring, what is she doing? Looking for something, anything…. Wait, she has….. OH MY GOD….
Persephone: A CAR BATTERY!? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO DO WITH A CAR BATTERY!? WAIT… ARE THOSE JUMPER CABLES!?
(Constance slides in the car batter and jumper cables, placing the battery in by the ropes, she then hooks up both cables to the battery, glaring over at Sierra who is holding her face after going into the chair, there is blood pouring from her forehead.)
Rich Russillo: Sierra was cut open when her head rammed into the Electric Chair and hit the steel hard! But Constance Blevins has some evil intentions here, and she is hooking up one side of the jumper cables…. She just grazed the other two together making a spark! What is she doing!?
James Peters: She grabs Sierra by the hair! Sierra looks dazed and out of it, Constance grabs one of the clamps…. OH! SHE IS BASHING IT INTO THE CUT OF SIIERRA! THE BLOOD IS POURING OUT AS SIERRA FALLS TO ONBE KNEE! CONSTANCE CLAMPS THE JUMPED CABLE ON SIERRA’S NOSE!
Persephone: Oh no….. I can’t watch this!
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE! LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HER FACE TOWARD MAXIMOFF WHO IS PRACTICALLY BEGGING HER NOT TO DO THIS! SHE HAS THE OTHER CLAMP…. AND SHE JUST CLAMPED THE TOP ELECTRIFIED ROPE!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sierra starts to shake and tremble, suddenly falling to the mats and quivering from the shock of the car battery to the ropes. Her nose is burned as Constance takes out the clamp and throws it over the rope to the floor! She drags Sierra to the chair.)
James Peters: They need to stop this madness already! Sierra could be seriously hurt or even worse! I don’t know if she can take another shock from the Electric Chair. Maximoff is trying to check on Sierra but Constance isn’t having it! SHE GOES TO PICK UP SIERRA AND LIFT HER, NO SIERRA WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! RIGHT IN THE FACE OF CONSTANCE! THAT STUNNED THE CHAMPION! SIERRA IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP! THE DISTRACTION BY MAXIMOFF WAS ENOUGH TO GIVE HER TIME TO RECOVER AND…. SIERRA SUPERKICKS CONSTANCE IN THE FACE! SHE FALLS INTO THE CHAIR AND SIERRA IS TRYING TO TIE HER IN…. BUT NO! CONSTANCE AGAIN WEDGING HER FOOT ANDF KICKING HER OFF! CONSTANCE HOPS ON THE CHAIR AND SPRINGBOARDS…. HANGOVER BY SIERRA RIGHT IN THE FLUSH OF CONSTANCE! SHE IS DOWN AND SIERRA FALLS TO THE MATS WITH ALREADY LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD!
(Constance and Sierra both lie on the mat as Maximoff checks on Sierra. The fans are cheering, they are really into this match as both ladies are putting their all into this.)
Persephone: It’s nice to see that chivalry is not dead. Rexy would do the same thing for me if I were in this situation, but I am not a barbarian so I wouldn’t be, but yeah, it’s nice to see Maximoff like this even if he looks like a troll.
Rich Russillo: Sierra is finally starting to get back to her feet, Constance is trying to get back into hers, and Sierra slowly is rolling out of the ring, looking under and finding something…. First a taser, now a stun gun!
Persephone: Is that the….. thing which shoots out those pricking little thingy’s and electrocute you, like the cops have?
Rich Russillo: Yes, those.
(Sierra then goes to the front row and one of the fans, she snags their beer and places it on the mat, rolling back in the ring, she slowly stands up as Constance is up and turns right into Sierra holding the stun gun in one hand and the beer in the other, she then splashes the beer on Constance….)
James Peters: DON’T DO IT!
BZZZZZZTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
James Peters: SIERRA JUST SHOT CONSTANCE WITH THE STUN GUN WHILE SHE WAS SOAKED IN BEER! THOSE PINCERS ARE HOOKED ON THE BODY OF THE CHAMPION AND SHE IS SHAKING HARD ON THE MATS! SIERRA IS PUMPING ALL THE JUICE SHE HAS ON IT AND USED THE BEER AS A CONDUIT! SHE WANTED CONSTANCE TO GET THE FULL BULK OF THE ELCTRICTY AND NOW THE CHAMPION IS FACE DOWN ON THE MAT! SHE IS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH! SHE MIGHT BE GOING INTO A SEIZURE!
(Constance is convulsing and Sierra with a huge bloody smile on her face walks over to her, she picks up the Champion and drags her over to the Electric Chair. Constance is unconscious as Sierra tries to get her up on the chair. Sierra deadlifts Constance up on the chair but she is all wet and slippery.)
Rich Russillo: Sierra has been weakened, and now she cannot find her way to the chair, Constance is wet, and I don’t mean in that way, but soaked in beer, and Sierra is having problems lifting her! WAIT, I THINK SIERRA IS ABOUT TO GET HER ON THE CHAIR!
James Peters: HOW THE HELL DOES CONSTANCE BLEVINS HAVE THE ENERGY AND LIFE EVEN TO DIG HER NAILS INTO THE BURNED NOSE AND CUT OF SIERRA WHO IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! SIERRA FALLS BACK AND CONSTANCE GETS BACK UP! SHE IS BACK AND ON HER FEET, CHARGING IN SPEAR AND BOTH WOMEN CRASH INTO THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES! BOTH ARE SHOCKED BUT THE WET BELVINS HAS HER SOAKED BODY ALL OVER SIERRA AND SHE HAS BBECOME A CONDUCTOR!
(Both women collapse through the ropes on the outside as Maximoff looks on not knowing what to do. He quickly rolls out of the ring and checks on the two competitors, mainly Sierra. Sierra is barely moving, but somehow she manages to get into the ring. Constance is looking under the ring for something.)
Rich Russillo: ARE THOSE DEFIBRILLATOR PADS!?
Persephone: We are going to see a heat stop! She has a First Aid Defibrillator in her hands!?
James Peters: Constance is entering the ring, and this doesn’t look too good. :lupe:
BZZZZZTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE BELEVINS MAY HAVE JUST STOPPED THE HEART OF SIERRA BRADFORD! SIERRA WAS JUST DEFILBRILLATED! LOOK AT THE BURNS ON HER CHEST AND NECK! THE HELL THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH IS JUST TOO MUCH! SIERRA IS PROBABLY DEAD!
(Constance drags Sierra to the chair, lifts her dead weight up, placing her in there, she then goes to strap her in, first the left wrists, then she goes to the right wrist…)
Persephone: HOW CAN SHE BE POSSIBLY ALIVE!
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE WAS PUNCHED RIGHT IN THE NOSE BY SIERRA AND THAT SPLIT HER OPEN! BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF THE NOSE OF CONSTANCE! SHE FALLS BACK AND SIERRA SLOWLY UNTIES HERSELF, SIERRA IS BACK UP AND SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, GRABBING THE CAR BATTERY AND THE JUMPER CABLES! SHE THROWS THEM BACK IN AND WHAT IS SHE DOING!?
(Sierra connects the jumper cables to her knee brace and then the car battery. Constance is on one knee grabbing her faced as Sierra charges in….)
James Peters: ELECTRIC FEEL WITH THE CHARGED KNEESS BRACE RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES!
BZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD SACRIFICED HERSELF TO TAKE OUT CONSTANCE BLEVINS! SHE JUST TOOK OUT CONSTANCE AND WITH THE SHINING WIZARD SHE SENT A SHOCK THROUGH THE SYSTEM AND CONSTANCE IS CONVULSING AGAIN! SHE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT WITH THAT ELECTRIFIED KNEE AND WHAT A FITTING NAME FOR IT!
(Both women are down, both suffering shock but for Sierra, she used what she had in hand to do the most damage and it worked, having the knee brace and used it to generate the electricity.)
Rich Russillo: Sierra is back up to her feet first, she grabs Constance who is out of it, picks her up and LIGHTS OUT! THE DRAGON SLEEPER IS CINCHED IN AND SIERRA IS BACKING UP AND SHE IS SITTING IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR PULLING BACK ON CONSTANCE WHO IS STARTING TO GO OUT! SHE IS FADING QUICKLY AND SIERRA IS NOW STOPPING FOR ANYTHING HERE!
James Peters: THIS IS A GOOD STRATEGY! SHE HAS THE LEVERAGE AND THE DRAGON SLEEPER IS WORKING! CONSTANCE HAS NO WHERE TO GO AND SHE WAS ALREADY FADED! SHE IS ABOUT TO…. NO! CONSTANCE USES WHATEVER STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT AND SPINS SIERRA’S FACE INTO THE ARMBAR OF THE CHAIR! SHE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! SIERRA FALLS TO THE MAT AND CONSTANCE IS UP!
(Sierra slowly gets up and turns right into….)
Rich Russillo: THE ABOLISHMENT! SIERRA WAS HIT FLUSH IN THE FACE AND CONSTANCE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AS WELL! SHE CAN’T GO FOR A COVER! SHE CAN’T TRY TO GET THE PINFALL! THERE IS NOTHING LEFT IN THE TANK FOR EITHER ONE OF THESE LADIES WHO ARE VYING FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP! CONSTANCE IS LOOKING AROUND, SHE GRABS THAT TASER USED EARLIER IN THE MATCH….
James Peters: I see some cruel intentions here! Constance picks up Sierra back to her feet, she lifts her up and….. No! Uppercut by Sierra right on the busted nose! Constance loses her balance, Sierra lifts her up for a spine buster, NO! SHE HUNG CONSTANCE ON THE ELECTRIFIED ROPES!
BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
(Sierra folds Constance on the ropes, before pulling her out, grabbing the taser, and shoving it in Constance’s mouth. Suddenly a surge of energy blasts out but Constance is able to get it out of her mouth in time before the damage is done! She pulls it away, then turns and starts to ram it down Sierra’s mouth.)
James Peters: EVEN AFTER BEING SHOCKED! CONSTANCE IS STILL FIGHTING! IT’S THE ADRENALINE! IT HAS FINALLY TAKEN OVER THE CHAMPIONS BODY! WAIT… SHE IS ABOUT TO TURN ON THE TASER! NO! SIERRA WRENCHES HER ARMS AND PLANTS THE TASER ON CONSTANCE’S CHEEK AND TURNS IT ON!
BZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Constance trembles and falls to one knee, holding her face after the shock. Sierra throws the taser at Constance’s face smashing it across the forehead. She grabs the champion, dragging her to the chair.)
Sierra Bradford: (Off Mic) THIS IS OVER!
James Peters: THIS IS IT! SIERRA BRADFORD IS READY TO FINISH THIS MATCH AND BECOME THE NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! SHE HAS CONSTANCE AND LIFTS HER UP! SHE IS PLACING HER ON THE CHAIR, NO! A FOREARM BY CONSTANCE! A FOREARM BY SIERRA! ANOTHER HUGE FOREARM BY…… THEY ARE BOTH LIGHTING EACH OTHER UP WITH FOREARMS! THEY ARE NOT STOPPING AS BOTH WOMEN ARE NOW DOWN TO THEIR KNEES ALMOST HITTIGN ONE ANOTHER! EXHAUSTED! BLEEDING! THERE ISN’T MUCH LEFT TO THOSE PUNCHES! MAXIMOFF IS LOOKING ON AS CONSTANCE GRABS SIERRA BY THE HAIR! SHE HEAD BUTTS HER! SIERRA HEAD BUTTS CONSTANCE BACK! THIS IS THE LAST STAND!
Rich Russillo: THEY HAVE TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER AND NOW THEY ARE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, A KICK BY SIERRA TO THE MIDSECTION OF CONSTANCE- NO! CONSTANCE STOPS IT, AND NOW SHE SENDS SIERRA INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES!
James Peters: WAIT, MAXIMOFF WAS IN THE WAY! This match’s referee was standing there and Sierra nearly went crashing right into him instead of the ropes!
(Sierra stops herself right before she could collide with the referee, and her and Maximoff have an awkward moment with each other, staring at one another when suddenly…)
Persephone: ABOLISHMENT TO THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD AND SHE RAMS INTO MAXIMOFF! WHAT A BITCH!
James Peters: MAXIMOFF IS DOWN AND SIERRA IS SPAGHETTI LEGGED! CONSTANCE THROWS HER ON THE CHAIR! SHE STRAPS THE WRISTS! AND LOOK AT CONSTANCE WITH THE SCOWL ON HER FACE!!!! SHE PRESSES THE LEVER!!
James Peters: CONSTANCE PULLS DOWN ON THE LEVER!!!!
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The lights start to flicker, Maximoff looks on in horror and calls for the bell!)
(DING!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Sierra Bradford was electrocuted execution style, as she slumps on the chair, Maximoff calls for help right away as the EMT’s rush the ring and Constance collapses.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…… CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!!!!!!
(‘Forgotten’ by Avril Lavigne starts to play throughout the arena as Maximoff doesn’t even raise Constance arm or hand her the Specialists Championship, he is more pre-occupied as the emergency techs check on Sierra who was electrocuted on the chair and is not moving.)
James Peters: I…. I don’t; know what to say. I mean, these two ladies gave it their all and put everything on the line for the Specialists Championship and this is the result, one had to be basically executed on the Electric Chair and what they did to each other throughout this whole match was inhuman.
Persephone: It was a SHOCKING ending for sure! :mjlol2:
Rich Russillo: Oh come on Persie, Sierra Bradford could be really hurt right now, Constance too, these two ladies put everything out there and they left their souls in the ring tonight.
Persephone: Yeah, and were stupid enough to spin that wheel. Whatever, I am just glad it is over.
(Constance rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor, she can barely get up and grabs the Specialists Championship before one of the EMT’s checks on her as she falls again this time lying there with her face covered in blood, staring up at the lights. They finally unstrap Sierra and lay her on a gurney, she hasn’t moved as Maximoff looks on worried, they begin to secure her as the carnage is evident of the war both of these ladies went through.)
James Peters: They both gave us their all. Sierra wanted this bad, ready to do it all on her own, but we saw what happened. Unfortunate but Constance survived this one and is still our Specialist Champion.
Rich Russillo: We saw it all, this match will change both of their careers forever.
Persephone: The atmosphere here is electric right now! :mjlol2:
(The EMT’s continue to tend to Sierra and Constance as the camera fades to the back.)
(Commercial for Xander Payne’s phone repair services.)
(Shock Value fades back to ringside, and a graphic for the next match appears on the screen.)
(As always, a recap of the history of Barbed Wire Massacre begins to play. It starts off with the first Barbed Wire Massacre match between Impact and Rex McAllister at King of Elite 2019 for the World Heavyweight Championship, which Impact won. The recap then shows the Fighting Spirit: Seoul match between Charlie Marr and Daryl Kinkade, where Charlie Marr managed to get the victory. This wouldn’t be Charlie’s only Barbed Wire Massacre, as that same year he’d successfully defend his EAW Championship against Ms. Extreme in this same match at Wicked Games 2019. The next year at Pain for Pride XIII Charlie would face Malcolm Jones in the fourth installment of Barbed Wire Massacre, but this time it’d be Malcolm Jones that captures the victory, defeating Charlie at the biggest show of the year. TLA and Drake King would compete in the fifth installment of Barbed Wire Massacre, and after an interference from the fourth installment’s winner TLA would defeat Drake. The recap would show Minerva and Raven Roberts’ history with each other. From Minerva cashing in to dethrone Raven for the Universal Women’s Championship, Minerva revealing that Raven is infertile, the Pain for Pride match between the two, and even Raven costing Minerva her match for the EAW Championship. The recap would end with Raven Roberts and Harlow Reichert’s brawl with New Eden, where Captain Charisma would announce Barbed Wire Massacre VI: Shock Value Style.)
(Finally, Shock Value fades back to ringside, and the entire ring has changed. The ring is filled with various weapons as usual with Barbed Wire Massacre, and the ropes have been replaced with barbed wire. Unlike regular Barbed Wire Massacre matches though, both the barbed wire “ropes” and all of the weapons inside of the ring are electric. Bella Braxton stands at ringside with a microphone in her hand, and begins speaking as the fans in attendance cheer.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… WELCOME TO BARBED WIRE MASSACRE VI: SHOCK VALUE STYLE!!!
Bella Braxton: You can only win this match by pinfall, submission, or rendering your opponent unconscious, and in this match ALL WEAPONS ARE ELECTRIC!
(The fans begin cheering at the announcement of this match’s rules, but the cheering immediately comes to an end as ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie hits. All of the cheers that once filled the crowd is replaced by boos as Minerva slowly makes her way out to the stage. As Minerva walks out, she immediately looks at the ring and all of the weapons prepared for her upcoming match against Raven Roberts. Finally she begins making her way to the ring, ready to finally settle things between herself and Raven once and for all.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Residing in the Florida Everglades… Weighing in at 122 pounds… MMMIIIIIIIIINNEEEEERRRVVVAAAAAA!!!!!
James Peters: Here comes Minerva! Honestly, Minerva is the reason this match is even happening right now. Minerva took things between herself and Raven to an extremely personal level, and since then Raven has refused to let go of what Minerva’s done. I can’t blame Raven at all, but because of the hatred these two have for each other they now have to face off in Barbed Wire Massacre!
Rich Russillo: That’s right, but this match isn’t going to be like any other Barbed Wire Massacre. If the electric barbed wire replacing the ropes wasn’t enough, every single weapon is going to be electric! It’s almost scary thinking about what these two might do to each other tonight.
Persephone: Minerva sucks. She’s not good at pretty much anything, but honestly I hope she wins tonight. I need to see Raven Roberts lose.
James Peters. Well no matter who wins this match I don’t think it’ll be very easy. Both of these Elitists are extremely talented, and they have the same mutual hatred for each other going into this. I honestly
have no idea how this is going to go- WAIT WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROBERTS JUST STORMED DOWN THE RAMP AND ATTACKED MINERVA FROM
BEHIND! RAVEN ROBERTS JUST TOOK MINERVA DOWN AND NOW SHE’S ON TOP OF HER PUNCHING AWAY AT HER!
Persephone: You’ve gotta be kidding me. I JUST said I didn’t want Raven to win this match and now she’s basically cheating.
James Peters: Forget cheating Persephone, Raven is just destroying Minerva right now! Raven basically stomping Minerva out now, and I think she’s been waiting a very long time for this! Minerva didn’t see this coming, there’s no way she could have prepared herself for this!
Rich Russillo: Raven picking Minerva up now, AND SHE RAMS HER INTO THE RING APRON! Minerva going back first into the apron, and now Raven’s just stomping away at Minerva! I honestly don’t know what to say here, I didn’t expect Raven to come out here and attack Minerva before the match but once again I really can’t blame her! Raven pretty much told us that this match wasn’t going to be pretty, and now here she is laying Minerva out!
James Peters: Raven now picking Minerva up in a powerbomb position, BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A POWERBOMB ONTO THE RING APRON! RAVEN IMMEDIATELY GRABBING MINERVA AND PICKING HER BACK UP, BEFORE SENDING HER CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! Raven is dismantling Minerva, and there’s really nothing Minerva can do about this right now!
Persephone: Raven now lifting Minerva up in a suplex position, before dropping her stomach first onto the barricade. Come on, is there really nothing ANYONE could do about this? And why is Minerva this bad at defending herself? Rexy would never allow himself to get attacked from behind like this. Just saying.
Rich Russillo: Raven now rolling Minerva into the ring before following behind, and usually the bell would ring by now but Minerva can’t even get to her own two feet yet! She clearly didn’t expect that attack, AND NOW RAVEN THROWS MINERVA INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE! THAT CAUSED AN EXPLOSION AS MINERVA WAS THROWN INTO IT, AND THAT’S IT! RING THE BELL SO WE CAN JUST GET THE MATCH OVER WITH, BECAUSE MINERVA’S NOT GETTING BACK UP FROM THAT!
Persephone: I don’t think Raven’s done yet though. Believe me, I wish we could just ring the bell and have Raven pin her but that’s not happening.
James Peters: That’s right, INSTEAD RAVEN JUST GRABBED RAVEN AND SLAMMED HER FACE INTO THE MIDDLE PIECE OF ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE IN PLACE OF THE MIDDLE ROPE! SHE’S NOT STOPPING THERE EITHER! RAVEN IS RAKING MINERVA’S FACE ACROSS THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE, AND IN JUST A MATTER OF MOMENTS BLOOD IS POURING DOWN FROM MINERVA’S FACE AS HER SKIN IS BEING CUT AND TORN OPEN BY THE BARBED WIRE!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S NOT STOPPING EITHER! THE REFEREE IS BEING FORCED TO TRY AND STEP IN JUST FOR MINERVA’S SAFETY BUT RAVEN PUSHES HIM AWAY BEFORE CONTINUING TO RAKE MINERVA’S FACE ACROSS THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE!
James Peters: Finally Raven lets go of Minerva and pushes her aside, but just look at the state of Minerva! Minerva’s face is pretty much ruined! Her skin is all torn up and blood is just pouring out of her face at an alarming rate! Raven finally backing up so this match can start, and as Minerva slowly finds her way back to her feet the referee is left with no other choice but to ring the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: AND NOW THE BELL HAS RUNG! Minerva is a mess though, and she’s barely even able to stand! She has scars all on her back from the electric barbed wire and her face is just covered in blood! Not often do we see attacks before the bell even rings, and even those attacks aren’t usually as brutal as what we just saw! I don’t think we can be too surprised after everything Minerva put Raven through in the past, but Jesus Christ.. Can we even call what we’re about to see a match? All of this just happened BEFORE the bell rang!
Rich Russillo: BOTH ELITISTS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER BUT RAVEN IS EASILY ABLE TO TAKE MINERVA DOWN! Raven is all over Minerva now and she’s just going after her bloodied face! Raven is punching away at Minerva and Minerva’s barely even able to defend herself after what Raven did before the match started! Raven’s been waiting to do this for a long time and now it looks like she finally has the opportunity! Minerva manages to push Raven off of her, BUT AS BOTH ELITISTS GET BACK UP RAVEN GRABS A STEEL CHAIR AND SLAMS IT INTO MINERVA’S FACE!
James Peters: That wasn’t an ordinary steel chair either! That chair was coated with barbed wire and just like the barbed wire in place of the ropes, there’s electricity flowing through it! That chair shot immediately knocked Minerva out cold, but Raven still isn’t done! Chair shot after chair shot to Minerva, and honestly I can’t say I see this match lasting long! There’s just no way this will last more than a few minutes with Minerva in the condition she’s in! Raven pulling Minerva back to her feet, AND NOW ONCE AGAIN SHE SENDS MINERVA INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE-
Persephone: Ugh, this time Minerva managed to roll under the ropes- if you wanna call them that, and exit the ring before collapsing. Honestly I hope this doesn’t last long at all. I really don’t want to watch Raven Roberts win a match so if they could just get this over with that’d be great. Minerva’s using the barricade to pull herself up outside of the ring, but Raven is picking something up before rolling out of the ring once again in pursuit of Minerva. Wait a minute, is that a railroad spike?
James Peters: Oh no.. Minerva turning towards Raven, AND RAVEN STABS MINERVA WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!
Rich Russillo: NO SHE DOESN’T!! MINERVA MANAGES TO GRAB THE RAILROAD SPIKE RIGHT BEFORE RAVEN COULD STAB HER IN THE FACE!
James Peters: AND THE RAILROAD SPIKE JUST SHOCKED MINERVA’S HANDS!! MINERVA SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE EVEN THE RAILROAD SPIKE ISN’T NORMAL! We see one of those railroad spikes all the time in these matches, but Captain Charisma said this would be a special edition of Barbed Wire Massacre and he wasn’t wrong! The top of the railroad spike seems to be made out of a different material than the rest of it, and it looks like we now know why! The railroad spike shocked Minerva on contact!
Rich Russillo: Minerva is backing up towards the steel steps, climbing onto them just to try and pull herself up onto her feet. RAVEN ATTEMPTS TO SLAM THE RAILROAD SPIKE ONTO MINERVA’S HAND, BUT MINERVA JUST BARELY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Minerva now holding onto the apron as she pulls a kendo stick with barbed wire wrapped around it out of the ring, AND NOW SHE SWINGS IT AT RAVEN!
James Peters: RAVEN USED THE RAILROAD SPIKE TO PUSH IT OUT OF THE WAY, AND DID YOU SEE THAT!? All of those sparks being released thanks to the electric railroad spike and electric barbed wire coming into contact, we’re lucky that it wasn’t a huge explosion! That was a very smart move by Raven though, allowing her to avoid touching the electric barbed wire-
Persephone: THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!! Finally, it was getting boring watching Minerva run away from Raven. The electric railroad spike and kendo stick colliding seemed to nearly cause an explosion and I guess that distracted Raven, allowing Minerva to hit the Devil’s Touch.
Rich Russillo: Raven Roberts is laid out and now Minerva slowly picks up that electric railroad spike, before putting her foot on top of Raven’s face! I don’t like where this is going, but just look at the smile on Minerva’s face through all of that blood! OH MY GOD!!!
James Peters: MINERVA JUST STABBED THE ELECTRIC RAILROAD SPIKE INTO RAVEN’S STOMACH!! Raven’s screaming in pain trying to pull it out of her, meanwhile Minerva is laughing to herself, knowing that even she’s having trouble standing on her own two feet! We’re not far into this match at all and already these two are trying to kill each other!
Persephone: :blessed: Things are getting interesting now!
Rich Russillo: Minerva picking that electric barbed wire kendo stick back up, and I think Minerva’s gonna have a good time doing this after Raven used a kendo stick to cost her the EAW Championship! MINERVA SLAMMING THE KENDO STICK RIGHT INTO RAVEN’S BACK AS SHE WAS TRYING TO TAKE OUT THE RAILROAD SPIKE! Raven was on both knees trying to pull out the railroad spike as that electricity must still be causing her unbearable pain, but Minerva just made things even worse hitting her in the back with that electric barbed wire kendo stick!
James Peters: SHE’S NOT STOPPING THERE EITHER! MINERVA IS HITTING RAVEN WITH THE KENDO STICK OVER AND OVER, JUST LIKE RAVEN DID TO MINERVA WEEKS AGO WITH A NORMAL KENDO STICK! NOW IT’S RAVEN IN TROUBLE AS SHE’S FORCED TO TRY AND GET AWAY FROM MINERVA IN A FAILING ATTEMPT! Raven’s screaming in pain having to endure these kendo stick shots while the electric railroad spike is still inside of her! I know we’re still early into this match, but can’t we call this off!? Even for a Barbed Wire Massacre I don’t think Raven should be allowed to continue with an electric railroad spike in her stomach!
Rich Russillo: Minerva dropping the electric kendo stick before walking up to Raven who’s still in so much pain, AND SHE PULLS THE ELECTRIC RAILROAD SPIKE OUT OF HER STOMACH! Raven holding her stomach which looks to be bleeding out, but Minerva doesn’t look finished with her just yet! Minerva drags Raven towards the steel steps before kicking the top half of the steps off, and I’m honestly worried for Raven’s safety here. She was all over Minerva even before the bell rang, but one superkick was able to turn the tables.
Persephone: This is actually perfect. Now Raven knows the exact same pain I feel seeing her with MY Rexy. Minerva is standing over Raven who’s on top of the bottom half of the steel steps, and she raises up that electric railroad spike! I’m so glad these two decided to skip all that boring stuff and just started killing each other immediately, this is definitely way better. Anyways, it looks like Raven’s life might just finally come to an end, BECAUSE MINERVA SLAMS THE ELECTRIC RAILROAD SPIKE INTO HER!
James Peters: RAVEN MANAGES TO GRAB MINERVA’S WRISTS BEFORE SHE COULD STAB RAVEN WITH THE SPIKE! Minerva was aiming straight for Raven’s face but Raven somehow managed to grab her wrists, and remember if Raven even touched the railroad spike she would have been shocked by it! Minerva and Raven are both struggling right now as they’re trying to gain control over one another, and at this point this is more than just a match! This was bound to be personal from the start but they’re not just trying to hurt each other! They’re trying to kill each other!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN MANAGES TO PULL MINERVA FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Minerva dropped the railroad spike due to her being slammed face first into the post, and that allows Raven to grab the railroad spike BEFORE STABBING IT INTO MINERVA’S LEG! That railroad spike went right into the side of Minerva’s calf, and if that stab wasn’t enough there’s still that electricity element thanks to the special addition to this already brutal matchup! It’s just insane thinking of the things these two have done to each other so early on into this match! It looks like both Elitists are slowly getting back to their feet somehow-
James Peters: BUT RAVEN ROBERTS GRABS THE TOP HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS AND SLAMS IT INTO MINERVA’S FACE! Raven immediately dropping the steps, and you can tell that she’s struggling still after literally being stabbed with an electric railroad spike moments ago! The grotesque, bloody Minerva is trying to pull herself onto the steel steps just to find her way back up to her feet, but I think Raven just got an idea! Raven sliding into the ring as Minerva gets back up to her one good foot, and what could she possibly be going for!?
Rich Russillo: Oh my God! RAVEN TURNS BACK TOWARDS MINERVA AND SHE CHARGES IN, OH MY GOD!! RAVEN WITH A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE FLIGHT DESTROYER, SENDING MINERVA HEAD FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!! RAVEN SLID UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO AVOID HITTING THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE, AND SHE JUST HIT A SUICIDE DIVE-CANADIAN DESTROYER RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Raven’s feeling the effects of it as she had to land on the steps as well to deliver the move, but Jesus Christ! Minerva’s out, and I don’t think that’s gonna change anytime soon! We need to get someone out here, this is way too much!
Persephone: Wow, that was stupid. Why would she go for a move like that when she knows she’s gonna land on the steps herself!? I don’t care if she’s blinded by rage or whatever the excuse is, that was stupid especially when you literally have a hole in your stomach. Raven is looking under the ring as if the tons and tons of weapons inside of the ring weren’t enough, and just look at that. She pulled out a table.
James Peters: Raven sliding the table into the ring, and through all of this she’s just been moving very slowly, holding onto her stomach where that huge stab wound is! Raven might honestly be a very lucky woman right now, had that railroad spike stabbed her only inches elsewhere there’s a huge chance she wouldn’t be with us right now. Raven now rolling Minerva inside of the ring, and let’s be honest. Either one of these women could have ended this match by now but this isn’t just about winning. This is about destroying each other and making sure they’re not even able to walk out of the arena tonight.
Rich Russillo: Raven now following behind Minerva, and just look at Minerva’s face as Raven pulls her up! It’s still just covered in blood after Raven’s brutal assault from earlier, and I think Raven’s about to try and make it a lot worse! Raven pulls Minerva all the way back to her feet, AND NOW SHE SENDS MINERVA INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE!
Persephone: :noah: UGH, MINERVA TURNED IT AROUND BUT RAVEN MANAGED TO STOP HERSELF FROM COLLIDING WITH THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE! I was really hoping to see Raven’s plan backfire on her! Raven turning towards Minerva-
James Peters: AND MINERVA JUST SMASHED A SLEDGEHAMMER ACROSS THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S FACE! Minerva picked a sledgehammer up from off of the mat as Raven stopped herself from hitting the electric barbed wire in place of the ropes, and Minerva just took the opportunity to hit her with a sledgehammer! Raven just dropped right down to the mat, and it looks like she’s actually twitching a bit! I don’t think that was a normal sledgehammer!
Persephone: OBVIOUSLY it’s not a normal sledgehammer! Do you pay attention? ALL OF THE WEAPONS ARE ELECTRIC!
James Peters: A pool of blood is forming under the side of Raven’s head now, and guys we still have yet to see a pinfall in this match. No pinfall, no submission attempt, nothing that could put this match to an end. These two have just been battering each other as much as they could since this match started, and I’m sure there’s a group of fans that love seeing this stuff but I’m finding this hard to watch.
Persephone: I agree James, this is very hard to watch but that’s just what happens when Raven wrestles. I’m pretty sure she’s dead or something though so hopefully the pain will end soon.
Rich Russillo: I hate to say it but Persephone may be right :lupe:. Raven has barely even moved, and Minerva’s limping towards one of the corners and picking something up! Wait… Oh God, THAT’S A BOARD FULL OF NAILS! MINERVA HAS A BOARD FULL OF NAILS IN HER HANDS, AND FROM THE LOOK OF IT THOSE NAILS ARE ELECTRIC TOO! This is bad! I don’t know what Minerva is planning, but seeing the grin on her face and the things these two have already done to each other, I don’t think Minerva’s scared to murder Raven!
James Peters: Minerva begins limping over to Raven, and Raven is somehow trying to find her way back up to her feet but it’s no good! All she can do is look up at Minerva, and you can just see the hatred in Raven’s eyes! Raven just wants to hurt Minerva but with what Minerva’s planning she’s probably not going to get that opportunity again! Minerva might just end her career here! Minerva stands in front of Raven, AND SHE HOLDS UP THE BOARD FULL OF ELECTRIC NAILS, BEFORE SMASHING IT DOWN ON-
Rich Russillo: THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! RAVEN WAS HIDING THE SLEDGEHAMMER UNDER HER WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO GET UP, AND SHE JUST SMASHED IT INTO THE STAB WOUND ON MINERVA’S RIGHT LEG! Just like that Minerva drops down onto the mat and drops the board of nails next to her! That was extremely close, and honestly not many people would have found their way out of that! Either way this isn’t looking too good. Neither competitor looks to be able to stand, so what does that mean for this match!? Are they going to be able to continue?
Persephone: So let me just get this straight. Right now they’re KILLING each other over things that happened like a year ago. Raven sucks so much that not only can she not have kids, but the woman that exposed her secrets to the entire world got the better of her on multiple occasions. If you ask me Rexy is married to a failure. Raven has NO business anywhere near someone as amazing as Rexy.
James Peters: Both Elitists are slowly finding their way back to their feet, and this might be the first time in this match we see these two standing face to face inside of the ring!
Rich Russillo: Both Minerva and Raven are badly hurt, BUT I DON’T THINK RAVEN CARES AS SHE IMMEDIATELY KICKS MINERVA’S BAD LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER! RAVEN GOING TO CAPITALIZE- BUT MINERVA PUNCHES RAVEN IN THE STOMACH WHERE HER STAB WOUND IS! RAVEN NOW WITH A PUNCH TO THE MINERVA, BUT MINERVA SENDS ONE BACK TO RAVEN! RAVEN AND MINERVA ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH TRADING PUNCHES, AND I DON’T KNOW IF THESE TWO REALIZE THIS BUT THEY’RE IN NO CONDITION TO BE FIGHTING RIGHT NOW! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY’RE STANDING!
James Peters: MINERVA ATTEMPTED THE DEVIL’S TOUCH, THROWING HER BAD LEG AT RAVEN BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! RAVEN MANAGED TO DUCK UNDER IT! RAVEN NOW ATTEMPTING THE FACELIFT, BUT THIS TIME IT’S MINERVA THAT MANAGES TO AVOID THE KICK! BOTH ELITISTS IMMEDIATELY GOING DOWN TO GRAB A WEAPON, AND MINERVA ATTEMPTS TO HIT MINERVA WITH THAT ELECTRIC SLEDGEHAMMER JUST AS RAVEN GOES TO HIT MINERVA WITH AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!! THESE WEAPONS ARE CLEARLY UNSTABLE!! THE CHAIR AND SLEDGEHAMMER COLLIDING CAUSED AN EXPLOSION, CAUSING BOTH ELITISTS TO BACK INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE! Both Raven and Minerva had the same idea and it cost them dearly!
Persephone: Jesus, that was like something out of some stupid sci-fi movie.
James Peters: Both Elitists are slowly doing everything they can to stand back up but as time goes on you can see just how much they’ve already taken out of each other. They’re both badly hurt and no matter who wins this match, I don’t think either Elitist is going to walk out of this match. Both Raven and Minerva finally back on their feet- BUT MINERVA IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT RAVEN AND SENDS HER BACK INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE!
Rich Russillo: AS BOTH ELITISTS GOT UP MINERVA CHARGED AT MINERVA AND TACKLED HER INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE! Raven is hurt and Minerva drops down to a knee thanks to her hurt leg! Minerva looks like she’s not content with what she just did though, as she picks herself back up and drags Raven up as well, before hanging Raven’s arms over the top rope, trapping her on that electric barbed wire! Raven is in pain right now trapped on that electric barbed wire, and I don’t like this, what is Minerva about to do!?
James Peters: THE DEVIL’S TOUCH CONNECTS THIS TIME! MINERVA CONNECTS WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH, BUT SHE DOESN’T STOP AT JUST ONE! MINERVA WITH ANOTHER DEVIL’S TOUCH! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! MINERVA HITTING THE DEVIL’S TOUCH OVER AND OVER, AND I THINK RAVEN IS DONE! SHE’S ALREADY BEEN BLEEDING OUT OF HER HEAD AFTER THAT SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT, AND AT THIS POINT I THINK SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS! Minerva pulling Raven off of the electric barbed wire before tossing her down onto the mat, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE COVER! MINERVA WITH THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, AND AFTER SUCH A BRUTAL MATCH THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST ONE!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: WHAT!? WHYY!?!? RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! WHY!?!? Why couldn’t that have been the end of the match!? I don’t care about Raven’s little quest for revenge or whatever, okay? Maybe if she never joined EAW and married Rexy none of these things would have happened to her, did she ever think of that? Maybe it’s her fault, not Minerva’s! This was the worst possible outcome. The match should have ended already but instead I have to endure more of THIS!
Rich Russillo: Minerva somehow finding her way to her feet, but at this point I might as well just say foot as she’s barely even able to stand on that right leg. Her and Raven injured each other very early into this match with the electric railroad spike, and I think that’s going to end up being a big problem going forward! Minerva’s picking up that table though, and I’m worried to see what she’s thinking as she begins to set it up inside of the ring! These two have already done so much damage to each other, and even now that table is coming into play!
Persephone: Minerva’s picked up a small container that was by one of the corners before walking back up to the table- :oh: AND SHE JUST POURED A BUNCH OF ELECTRIC THUMBTACKS ONTO THE TABLE! That’s more like it! I don’t know how Raven is still in this match after taking all of those superkicks, but whatever Minerva has in mind now surely is gonna get the job done, right?
James Peters: Minerva wastes no time pulling Raven up into a front facelock, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE ATLAS FALLS ONTO THE ELECTRIC THUMBTACK COVERED TABLE!!!
Rich Russillo: HER LEG!! MINERVA’S LEG GAVE OUT AND MINERVA DROPPED RAVEN! RAVEN NOW PUNCHING MINERVA ON HER BACK, AND SHE’S ABOUT TO CAPITALIZE ON MINERVA’S INABILITY TO PUT HER THROUGH THE TABLE! Minerva nearly finished Raven Roberts off for good, but instead I think Raven is about to end Minerva’s chances of winning this match! I THINK RAVEN IS ABOUT TO TRY AND POWERBOMB MINERVA THROUGH THE TABLE!
James Peters: SHE CAN’T LIFT MINERVA UP EITHER THOUGH! SHE STILL HAS THAT STAB WOUND AND HER BACK JUST HAD TO ENDURE THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE ONLY MOMENTS AGO! MINERVA LIFTING RAVEN UP FOR A BACK BODY DROP- WAIT WAIT WAIT! OH MY GOD!!
**CRASH!**
Rich Russillo: MINERVA TRIED LIFTING RAVEN FOR A BACK BODY DROP, BUT RAVEN SOMEHOW MANAGED TO COUNTER IT WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! RAVEN ROBERTS JUST PUT MINERVA THROUGH THE ELECTRIC THUMBTACK COVERED TABLE WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER, AND ONCE AGAIN BOTH ELITISTS ARE OUT OF IT! THIS MATCH IS AS GOOD AS DONE! ALL WE NEED IS FOR RAVEN TO COVER MINERVA AND THIS MATCH IS DEFINITELY DONE WITH! There’s just no way to come back from that, no way!
Persephone: A lot of those electric thumbtacks are stabbed into Raven and Minerva, and it looks like she’s having to deal with all of that before she could even think of going for a cover. One by one she’s having to pull the thumbtacks out of her skin just to stop each thumbtack from electrocuting her, and as she pulls out each thumbtack blood begins spilling out of her.
James Peters: After a while it looks like Raven’s finally managed to pull out the majority of the thumbtacks, and I think Minerva’s managed to pull out the ones that she landed headfirst on but she’s still in no shape to even get back to her feet! Minerva’s only just barely pulled herself off of the table so that she’d be free from the electric thumbtacks, but as far as I’m concerned this match is Raven’s! She could end this whenever she wants, but from the looks of things she still wants to inflict more punishment! Raven picking up that board of electric nails from before slowly walking towards Minerva, and this can’t be good. RAVEN’S RAISING THE BOARD OF NAILS AS MINERVA’S ON ALL FOURS, STILL TRYING TO GET UP!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN SLAMS THE BOARD OF ELECTRIC NAILS INTO MINERVA’S BACK! THOSE ELECTRIC NAILS JUST WENT INSIDE OF MINERVA’S BACK AND MINERVA JUST SCREAMED AS LOUD AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD! I can’t even begin to imagine the pain these two women are going through tonight as they’re both soaked in blood, wounds, cuts, and so much more! From the looks of it they even have burns around their body from the electricity, and now Minerva has a board of electric nails stuck in her back! Raven is pulling Minerva back up to her feet now, BEFORE DROPPING HER BACK ONTO THE MAT WITH A BODY SLAM, STILL WITH THAT BOARD OF ELECTRIC NAILS IN MINERVA’S BACK!
Persephone: I HATE Raven, but I have to admit that what she just did was actually pretty impressive. If having a board of electric nails in your back isn’t enough for you, imaging being body slammed onto that same board. This match took an extremely dark turn as soon as Raven went and attacked Minerva, and stuff like this has been the saving grace of the match! Minerva is incompetent and Raven Roberts is the worst thing to ever happen to the company, but they’re tearing each other apart tonight.
James Peters: I don’t think Raven was too happy ending things with that bodyslam though! Raven picks Minerva up once more, BEFORE DROPPING HER BACK DOWN WITH THE HUNTRESS BOMB!!! MINERVA IS REPEATEDLY BEING DROPPED ONTO HER BACK WHICH ALREADY HAS THE BOARD OF ELECTRIC NAILS PRETTY MUCH STUCK IN IT! Raven is hellbent on doing as much damage as she possibly could to Minerva here! We’ve been saying this whole time how she wants to kill Minerva, but that might not have been an exaggeration! She might actually want to kill this woman and at this rate she might get what she wants!
Rich Russillo: Oh boy, it looks like Raven’s getting creative! She wants to get up to the top rope but she knows that she can’t grab onto the electric barbed wire, so she’s grabbing the two biggest pieces of the broken table and putting them onto each turnbuckle to help her climb up top! You don’t usually see Elitists go up top in Barbed Wire Massacre matches, but with the board of electric nails still in Minerva’s back whatever Raven’s thinking here may do some serious damage! RAVEN DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE! RAVEN’S WINGS ONTO MINERVA!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED TO RAVEN!?
James Peters: MINERVA WAS HOLDING AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR! MINERVA MANAGED TO PICK UP AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR NEXT TO HER AND USE IT TO DEFEND HERSELF FROM THE RAVEN’S WINGS! THE IMPACT OF LANDING ON THE ELECTRIC CHAIR CAUSED RAVEN TO ROLL RIGHT OUT OF THE RING IN PAIN, AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MINERVA NEEDED! THIS IS THE TIME MINERVA NEEDED TO RECOVER AND FIND HER WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH! What a huge move by Minerva, she just saved her chances in this match and saved herself from possibly being taken oht of action!
Persephone: Wow. Minerva’s finally pulling that board of electric nails out of her back, and after pushing it to the side I think Minerva’s actually taking time to recover and take out the rest of the thumbtacks from the crazy beating she just took. I guess I haven’t thought about it much since I didn’t care, but not only were those nails and stuff stuck in her back that whole time but they were electrocuting her at the same time. That’s a lot of pain to have to go through, but maybe if she was better this wouldn’t have to happen.
Rich Russillo: Minerva rolling out of the ring as Raven slowly finds her way back to her feet, BUT MINERVA DELIVERS A HUGE PUNCH TO THE STOMACH! Minerva once again targeting that stab wound from earlier, and that causes Raven to drop down to a knee! Minerva now grabbing Raven, and she has her eyes over here on us! I really don’t like the look she has on her face as she looks back at Raven, but I don’t think there’s anything Raven can do about this!
James Peters: MINERVA JUST CHARGED OVER HERE AND SENT THE WOUNDED SIDE RAVEN’S HEAD INTO THE CORNER OF OUR TABLE! Raven is out of it! That wound from the sledgehammer shot was just sent right into the corner of our table, and this is just getting disgusting! It’s unreal how these two are still fighting after all of this! It’s unreal that these two have so much hate for each other that they’re willing to go through electric thumbtacks, tables, electric steel chairs, sledgehammers, kendo sticks, and so much more just to hurt each other! These two were both stabbed tonight, and that was early into the match!
Rich Russillo: Yeah I have no idea how this one is going to end, but what I do know is that Minerva seems to be making the most of our table! She’s picking Raven back up, AND SHE JUST SENT RAVEN STOMACH FIRST BACK INTO THE CORNER OF OUR TABLE! MINERVA JUST DROVE THAT STAB WOUND INTO THE CORNER OF OUR TABLE THIS TIME- AND SHE JUST TOOK PERSEPHONE’S MONITOR BEFORE SMASHING IT OVER RAVEN’S HEAD!
Persephone: :wtf: Why did it have to be mine!?
James Peters: I’m sure after the match that’ll get replaced, but that’s the least of our problems right now! Minerva’s slowly gaining control of this match as she drags Raven to the untouched pair of steel steps, and quickly Minerva slides into the ring before pulling out that electric sledgehammer from before! I don’t know what Minerva is about to do with that sledgehammer but it can’t be good news! These two have been destroying each other tonight and at this point I think anything they do to each other will be enough to finish them off! Minerva now grabbing Raven’s hand, AND SHE PULLS IT ONTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS BEFORE SLAMMING THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN ON IT!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN MANAGED TO MOVE HER HAND OUT OF THE WAY! With the power Minerva brought to that I think Raven would have lost a hand right there, but luckily she was able to get out of the- OH MY GOD! JUST AS RAVEN GOT UP TO ALL FOURS MINERVA RAN IN AND DELIVERED A HUGE PUNT KICK TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! Delivering that kick and even running caused Minerva to have to grab onto the apron just to stay standing, but that’s one way to keep Raven down!
Persephone: Minerva now is walking over the probably completely unconscious Raven, and now she’s just standing over her with that electric sledgehammer in her hand. It’s a shame Minerva’s not doing the smart thing here. You know what I would do if I was there?
James Peters: No, and I really don’t think I want to know.
Persephone: I’d SMASH THE SLEDGEHAMMER ON RAVEN’S STUPID FACE! Over and over and over again until there’s nothing left of her! Then Raven will be gone forever and me and Rexy can finally be together :blessed: !!!
James Peters: MINERVA IS CHOKING RAVEN WITH THE ELECTRIC SLEDGEHAMMER! MINERVA’S PRESSING THE ELECTRIC SLEDGEHAMMER HEAD AGAINST RAVEN’S THROAT, AND RAVEN’S FIGHTING DESPERATELY TO TRY AND PUSH MINERVA OFF OF HER! RAVEN HAS TO BE DESPERATE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT SHE COULD LAST VERY LONG LIKE THIS! THERE’S JUST NO WAY! BEFORE YOU KNOW IT RAVEN’S GOING TO BE OUT AND IF THINGS CONTINUE LIKE THIS WE MAY NOT SEE RAVEN ROBERTS EVER AGAIN! THIS IS AWFUL, WE MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO STOP THIS! Raven’s grip on the sledgehammer handle is loosening, I think we’re about to see the end of Raven!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN JUST GRABBED AN ELECTRIC THUMBTACK THAT WAS STUCK AT THE TOP OF HER BOOT AND STABBED IT INTO MINERVA’S HAND! Minerva didn’t see that coming and the thumbtack shocking her forced her to let go of the sledgehammer! Raven now grabbing Minerva, AND SHE PULLS HER INTO A HUGE HEADBUTT! Both women now are down, and Raven’s coughing heavily after what she went through! I think she might actually be coughing up blood, and seriously once this is over we’re gonna need to check how these two are doing. Words can’t even explain how brutal this match has been.
Persephone: Hmmmm… No amputation. No death. This isn’t getting anything higher than a five outta ten from me, and if Raven finds a way to win this match that’s dropping all the way down to a zero. Anyways Raven’s grabbing the electric sledgehammer before pulling herself up, and after pulling out the electric thumbtack Minerva begins getting up as well. These two might not care about ending this match as much as they care about killing each other, but I actually want to move on so can they just bash each other’s head in with that sledgehammer and call it a day?
James Peters: IT LOOK LIKE RAVEN HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, BECAUSE SHE JUST SWUNG THE ELECTRIC SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT INTO MINERVA’S STOMACH! Minerva down to one knee, AND NOW RAVEN GRABS HER BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS! This really has been one brutal contest, but now it looks like Raven is looking for something as she begins walking around ringside! These two have used pretty much everything you could think of, what more could they possibly need? We know their motivations, we know how much they want to hurt each other, but when will it be enough?
Rich Russillo: THE KENDO STICK! Raven just grabbed the electric barbed wire wrapped kendo stick that was used earlier in the match and now she’s making her way back over to Minerva, who’s using the steel steps and ring apron just to try and get back to her feet! A kendo stick is exactly what Raven used to cost Minerva that EAW Championship match against Terry Chambers and now she has it in her hands once again! I don’t know what she could be thinking here, but it can’t be good!
James Peters: RAVEN JUST PRESSED THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE AGAINST MINERVA’S THROAT AND PUSHED HER AGAINST THE RINGPOST! RAVEN IS GETTING SOME REVENGE RIGHT NOW BY CHOKING MINERVA OUT WITH THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE WRAPPED KENDO STICK, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW MINERVA PLANS TO STOP THIS AFTER ALL SHE’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH! Raven was lucky enough to have the electric thumbtack to grab onto, but Minerva doesn’t have that! There’s pretty much nothing Minerva can do, so I want to say that this match could be over in a matter of moments but knowing Raven I don’t think she’s going to stop at just putting Minerva away!
Rich Russillo: Minerva is trying as hard as she can to push the kendo stick off of her, AND LOOK AT THAT! MINERVA JUST DELIVERED A KNEE TO RAVEN’S STOMACH, AND THAT WEAKENED RAVEN’S GRIP ON THE KENDO STICK! MINERVA WITH ANOTHER KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND RAVEN LETS GO OF THE KENDO STICK! Minerva quickly rolling into the ring to get enough distance from Raven to recover, but it doesn’t take too long for Raven to follow behind- JUST FOR MINERVA TO DELIVER ANOTHER HUGE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW MINERVA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE FRONT FACELOCK AND PULLS RAVEN OVER TO THE REST OF THE ELECTRIC THUMBTACKS AND BROKEN TABLE PIECES!
Persephone: ATLAS FALLS ONTO THE ELECTRIC THUMBTACKS!! YES, FINALLY END THIS MATCH PLEASE! Minerva just dropped Raven headfirst into the electric thumbtacks still on the mat, and now FINALLY she’s going for the cover again!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! HOW!?!? HOW IS THIS MATCH STILL NOT OVER WITH!? Minerva just slammed her fists onto the mat in frustration, but she’s not giving Raven a second to recover!
Rich Russillo: Minerva pulling Raven back up to her feet, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE BLACK WEDDING! MINERVA GOES FOR THE ULTRA FINISHER ON RAVEN ROBERTS-
James Peters: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! RAVEN MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE MOVE AND ONTO HER FEET BEFORE MINERVA COULD DROP DOWN FOR THE REVERSE STO, AND NOW RAVEN RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING THE TALON!!! THE TALON CONNECTS BY RAVEN ROBERTS, BUT SHE CAN’T CAPITALIZE! SHE STILL HAS THOSE ELECTRIC THUMBTACKS IN HER HEAD, THERE’S NO WAY SHE CAN CAPITALIZE AND GO FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: :noah: Now this match can’t end!
James Peters: Raven is in a lot of pain right now and she once again has no other choice but to pull those electric thumbtacks out of her! I don’t know how Raven managed to get out of the Black Wedding and hit the Talon but that definitely saved her chances tonight! If the Black Wedding connected and Minerva went for the cover, there’s no questioning it, this match would have come to an end. Raven stopped that from happening but right now she’s not doing much better. She managed to take the electric thumbtacks out but she was still hit with Atlas Falls only moments ago, she’s in horrible shape right now!
Rich Russillo: Mineva and Raven are both laid out inside of the ring, barely even able to move! It’s not often that you see a match reach this level, but just look at what these two have done to each other tonight! It’s scary knowing just how much blood they both lost just throughout this match, and it’s still not done!
Persephone: I wish it was. Raven and Minerva have definitely tried to kill each other, BUT NOBODY’S DEAD! This match has been pointless! Where’s the fun in it if neither of them are gonna die!?
James Peters: Raven just rolled out of the ring as Minerva slowly recovers, and now Raven is looking under the ring for another weapon to use! I don’t know how much either woman has left in them but it’s clear that they’re just not going to stop until their opponent isn’t able to get back up. Raven just pulled out a large glass pane, AND SHE JUST SMASHED IT ONTO THE RING APRON! THE GLASS PANE JUST SMASHED INTO A BUNCH OF PIECES, WHAT IS SHE DOING!? :wtf:
Rich Russillo: You don’t get it James? Raven just picked up one of the remaining glass shards! Raven broke the glass pane so she’d be able to take a shard of glass, and if you’re Minerva that’s the worst thing that could possibly happen!
Persephone: :oh: Maybe I was wrong. We’re actually gonna see someone die in this match.
James Peters: Minerva rolled out of the ring herself while Raven was looking for the glass, and now Raven’s on the hunt! Raven quickly charging towards Minerva who took the time to recover- BUT MINERVA INTERCEPTS HER AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! MINERVA SAW RAVEN COMING THIS TIME AND NOW HAS THE UPPER HAND OVER HER!
Persephone: Nevermind. I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.
James Peters: MINERVA PUNCHING AWAY AT RAVEN, AND AS RAVEN TRIES TO USE THE GLASS SHARD MINERVA MANAGES TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HER! Raven left Minerva with too much time to recover and it looks like that caused her plan to backfire!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA JUST TRIED TO STAB RAVEN IN THE FACE, AND RAVEN HAD TO BLOCK IT WITH HER ARM! MINERVA JUST STABBED RAVEN IN THE ARM WITH THAT GLASS PAIN, AND RAVEN USES HER FREE ARM TO PUNCH MINERVA IN THE FACE, KNOCKING HER OFF OF HER!
Persephone: Raven’s forced to pull that glass shard out of her arm, and there it is. I don’t know how these two even have any more blood left in their bodies, but hopefully Raven runs out soon.
James Peters: Minerva and Raven both getting back to their feet- AND MINERVA PUNCHES RAVEN IN THE FACE, JUST FOR RAVEN TO RESPOND BY STABBING THE GLASS SHARD INTO MINERVA’S SHOULDER! Minerva’s screaming in pain, BUT SHE MANAGES TO KICK RAVEN’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER! Minerva now grabbing Raven, AND SHE TRIED TO SLAM HER FACE ONTO THE APRON BUT RAVEN STOPS HERSELF BEFORE ELBOWING MINERVA IN THE STOMACH!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN NOW SLAMS MINERVA’S FACE ONTO THE RING APRON, BUT SHE DOESN’T STOP THERE! FACELIFT!!! THE FACELIFT CONNECTS ON MINERVA, AND MINERVA JUST DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND, LEANING AGAINST THE RINGPOST! Raven slowly backing up, and she’s shaking her head as if she thinks that still wasn’t enough! What is she thinking here!? WAIT, NO NO NO! RAVEN CHARGES IN- AND NOW THERE’S THE TALON ONCE AGAIN, CRUSHING MINERVA’S HEAD AGAINST THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: Raven rolls Minerva back into the ring, but she doesn’t enter the ring herself just yet! Instead.. She’s coming over here? What is she doing?
(Raven makes her way towards the commentary table, and takes the bottle of water that’s in front of Persephone.)
Persephone: :wtf:
James Peters: Raven just took Persephone’s bottle of water before making her way back into the ring! I don’t think this is very safe when you’re surrounded by a bunch of electricity, but Raven’s walking towards Minerva who’s still on the ground. Raven now grabbing Minerva and picking her up-
Rich Russillo: AND MINERVA JUST STABBED AN ELECTRIC ICE PICK INTO RAVEN’S FOOT! RAVEN IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN ONTO THE MAT IN PAIN AS MINERVA JUST SLAMMED THE ELECTRIC ICE PICK DOWN ON HER FOOT! WE CAN’T SEE THE DAMAGE DONE THANKS TO RAVEN’S BOOT, BUT HONESTLY I DON’T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE HOW THAT LOOKS! I can’t even imagine how that must feel! Minerva beginning to laugh as she watches Raven struggle with that ice pick in her foot, and this is sick. I thought Raven had the match won just now, but instead Minerva just found a way to come back once again!
Persephone: Yeah well she can barely even get up to her feet. She’s clearly still rocked after getting hit with the Talon for a second time, so I don’t know what more she can really do.
James Peters: Minerva just pulled the ice pick out of Raven’s foot before pulling her back up to her feet, and it probably hurts just standing right now. Not just for Raven, but for both women! I think Minerva is about to put all of this to an end though, because she has that ice pick in her hand and I think she’s about to use it! MINERVA SLAMS THE ICE PICK INTO THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S NECK!
Rich Russillo: NO, SHE DOESN’T GET IT! RAVEN JUST BARELY DUCKED UNDER AS MINERVA SWUNG WITH THE ICE PICK, AND NOW SHE DROPS MINERVA WITH THE HUNTRESS BOMB! RAVEN JUST DROPPED MINERVA AND LITERALLY SAVED HER OWN LIFE, and now she goes back to that water bottle that she took from Persephone a while ago!
(Raven opens the water bottle before pouring all of the water out onto Minerva.)
Persephone: :skip: Why would she do that!?
James Peters: :lupe: I think I know why.
Rich Russillo: Raven’s pulling Minerva back to her feet, and I think I’m starting to understand why she poured the water all over her too. :lupe:
**BOOM!**
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS THROWS MINERVA INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE!!! MINERVA WAS SOAKED BECAUSE OF THE WATER, AND SHE JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE AGAIN, AND IT EXPLODED!! THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE COLLIDING WITH THE WET MINERVA CAUSED A HUGE EXPLOSION INSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva just dropped down onto the canvas after that explosion, and that’s it! It’s done! Raven Roberts finally drops down on top of Minerva, and I think we finally have a winner! Barbed Wire Massacre: Shock Value Style is over!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… RRRRAAAAAVVVVEEENNNNNNNN RRRROOOOOBBBBEEEERRRRTTSSSSS!!!!!
(‘In My Bones’ by the Score hits, and both Elitists stay down on the mat as all of the fans in attendance give a standing ovation for Raven Roberts, who finally managed to get revenge for everything Minerva has done to her over the last year. The fans have been waiting to see Raven get her revenge just as long as Raven herself, but finally it’s over. Both Elitists are covered in blood, with multiple stab wounds, cuts, and more, but after what she just suffered Minerva is in terrible condition, somehow even worse than Raven. Officials come running down the ramp, taking down the electric barbed wire so they could enter the ring and tend to the two Elitists.)
James Peters: What a match, if you can even call this a match. There were very, very few pinfalls in this match. Even before the bell rang these two were just doing everything they could to destroy one another, and after this they may have gotten their wish.
Rich Russillo: Raven said she’d come back for Minerva! She said she wouldn’t quit until she made Minerva get what she deserved! After that explosion we just saw at the end of this match, I think this is it. Raven finally got her revenge. She finally did what she’s been trying to do for nearly a whole YEAR!
Persephone: That explosion was pretty cool. I don’t have anything else to say though. I can’t believe Raven actually won, and with MY water. :mjcry:
James Peters: Congratulations to Raven Roberts! This was a long time coming.
(The officials help Minerva out of the ring, who on top of all of the injuries from the match seems to be suffering from multiple burns thanks to the explosion. Raven is helped as well, but not without having her hand raised by the referee of the match, causing the fans to cheer once more. Finally, Shock Value fades away from ringside as the crowd continues cheering for Raven Roberts.)
(Shock Value fades away from ringside.)
(Shock Value fades to the backstage area, and we see Terry Chambers holding the EAW Championship leaving his locker room. As he continues walking to the sound of the crowd cheering, Sofia Clarke stops him with a microphone in her hand. Terry doesn’t seem to want to stop, but he does anyway which allows Sofia to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Terry, if you don’t mind.. You’re about to walk into your second defense as EAW Champion and I just would like to know if you had anything left to say to your opponents tonight.
(Terry takes a moment to think to himself before finally he nods his head and looks back at Sofia.)
Terry Chambers: I’ll just make this very simple, and hopefully Drake and SOSA are listening. They’ve spent this entire week saying I don’t deserve to be Champion and that I should have just handed my Championship over to Minerva, but that was never going to happen. I’m the EAW Champion for a reason and tonight I’m going to prove that this wasn’t all just because of luck. King of Elite wasn’t just a one time thing. I’m going to beat Drake and SOSA tonight and I’m going to make sure things like my match against Minerva never happen again, and I already said this but if Minerva wants to come back after this title I’ll do what I should have done on Voltage. I’m going to kick her ass and send her to the back of the line. I’m going to keep knocking people down left and right and that starts tonight. Tonight is where I prove that I deserve to be Champion, that I deserve to be on the top of the Voltage roster and I’m not about to let neither SOSA nor Drake take this away from me. They have talent and that can’t be denied. They can be dangerous, but not like me. They don’t have the same chip on their shoulder that I have. They don’t feel the need to prove themselves the same way I do, and tonight I’m going to make sure they know that I’m better than them in every single way. I need to prove that I have what it takes to continue this Championship reign and be the best EAW Champion I could be, so I can’t afford to lose. It doesn’t matter the stipulation or the number of competitors. It doesn’t matter what Drake or SOSA have to bring to the table tonight. We won’t be seeing a new EAW Champion tonight.
Sofia Clarke: Alright, thank you for your time!
(Sofia Clarke and Terry Chambers go their separate ways, and the camera fades to SOSA Henderson who’s currently getting ready for the same match. The fans immediately begin booing as SOSA is seen, but as SOSA exits his own locker room he’s greeted by Sofia Clarke just like Terry Chambers was moments ago.)
Sofia Clarke: Excuse me SOSA, but I was wondering if you have any last words heading into your EAW Championship match tonight.
SOSA Henderson: I used my rematch clause for a reason, that’s all I really gotta say. This already happened before Sofia. I told the whole world how I’d walk into Territorial Invasion and beat Rex McAllister, and not only did I do that, but I went on to have an incredible run with the EAW Championship. I was beating everyone’s asses and that included Terry Chambers up until King of Elite. Now I’m gonna take back what’s mine and it doesn’t matter if it’s a one on one, triple threat, fatal four way, shit I already overcame an Extreme Elimination Chamber just a few months ago. Let’s face it, neither Drake nor Terry care about the EAW Championship the same way I do. Terry dropped the ball and nearly lost the Championship in his first defense right after winning it, and Drake’s been ranting all week about his stupid ass goal to destroy Championships entirely. Voltage NEEDS me to win tonight. If they care about being the hottest brand in the company, they need me to take back that EAW Championship and go back to being the face of this entire show. I’m the only one bringing any starpower to this show. I’m the one bringing all of the fans and all of the ratings. People pay to see SOSA Henderson, and tonight they paid to watch me take back what’s mine. Terry Chambers really would have been better off giving up that title, because now I gotta show him just how easily I’m able to bounce back from a loss. I don’t give a shit about this High Voltage stipulation either. None of these obstacles can get in my way when that title’s on the line. We will be seeing a new EAW Champion tonight.
Sofia Clarke: Thank you for your time.
(SOSA nods as Sofia leaves the area, and finally the camera fades to Drake King walking down the hallway preparing for his match. The fans begin booing even louder upon seeing him, and as Drake continues walking Sofia Clarke approaches him with the microphone still in her hand. Drake stops as he notices her, allowing her to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Drake, I spoke to both Terry Chambers and SOSA Henderson, and just like I asked them, do you have any final words regarding your EAW Championship match tonight?
Drake King: Sofia… Tonight I’m going to do you and everyone else in this company a favor by taking the EAW Championship. I don’t care about the title the same way Terry and SOSA do, but I’m sure they’re going to bring their best to this match just so they could win a meaningless trinket. Their greed has shown this week and it hasn’t been a pretty sight. SOSA Henderson already held the EAW Championship. He was Champion just a month ago but here he is right back in the Championship picture. He can’t accept the fact that he lost due to him wanting to send a message to Terry Chambers by beating him at his own game, and now for the second free-per-view event in a row he has to embarrass yourself. Terry Chambers isn’t much different, because instead of giving up the EAW Championship he’s going to try and defend it tonight. He’s going to try and “prove himself”. He’s going to do everything he can to win this match just for validation, and that makes me sick Sofia. It’s sick that people only do this to win Championships and gain validation, but New Eden’s goal is to change that. That’s why I’ll be competing at Reckless Wiring.
Sofia Clarke: Wait.. You will?
Drake King: Yes, because I’m accepting Impact’s open invitational.
(The crowd begins cheering. Neither Drake nor Impact are well liked, but they’re clearly excited at the announcement of the newly confirmed Reckless Wiring match.)
Drake King: Impact’s been out of his prime for a very long time and this “Impact Invitational” is just one of his many desperate attempts at revitalizing his career. He’s just like the people here on Voltage, especially the two I’m about to defeat tonight. Greedy, parasitic gluttons that don’t deserve a fraction of the things they’re handed weekly. All he cares about is himself. All he cares about is reaching the same status he was at years ago, but Impact’s time is over. He’s told this same thing week after week but he refuses to listen. Impact should have retired years ago, and we all know this. Impact had his time and if he knew better he’d realize that he’s not what he used to be. There’s no value in Impact’s name anymore but he insists on trying to prove his naysayers wrong. He insists on trying to get the spotlight back on him. First it was “the Remix” at the start of the season, now it’s the Impact Invitational. I’ll save you all from having to endure another one of Impact’s schemes. I’m going to shut this all down at Reckless Wiring, after I take Terry’s Championship.
(Drake walks away from the area, leaving Sofia Clarke with that huge announcement. Finally, the camera begins fading away from Sofia Clarke and the backstage area.)
(Shock Value fades back to ringside, and the graphic for the final match of the night appears on the screen.)
(“Take A Stand” by Henry Jackman begins as the crowd showers hatred as Drake King comes out with his arms raised. He gives one of his iconic laughs as he looks straight ahead to the High Voltage Cage that he will be competing in. If he is nervous, he’s doing a great job hiding it because he looks quite confident.)
James Peters: Drake King has avoided this situation all season, but he just couldn’t take it anymore. Winning the EAW Champion isn’t just another reign in his list accomplishments to him. Winning the EAW Championship means that Terry Chambers and SOSA Henderson don’t walk out with the title and that is more than okay for him.
Rich Russillo: Drake is willing to go to their level if it means his ‘vision’ is realized. Winning the EAW Champion may get everyone to listen to him and perhaps, it may be enough to make them realize his vision is the way to go.
Persephone: He screams nothing more than a WalMart Charles Manson. Him as EAW Champion would be fucking awful.
James Peters: Drake believes that Terry doesn’t deserve to call himself champion and that seems to be something that SOSA has said to Terry as well. It seems to be the common point to use with Terry and it’s his worth of being EAW Champion. Drake is a talented wrestler and there’s no doubt that he is going to pull all the stops to make sure that he comes out of the match with the title, but he’s got two competitors to worry about.
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef plays as the crowd has a mixed reception for SOSA Henderson who comes out with a confident look on his face. He looks forward to the High Voltage Cage as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson would love nothing more than to get that second reign as EAW Champion. He’s pointed out about how Terry Chambers is not carrying Voltage on his back like SOSA did with his reign.
Persephone: Well, Voltage hasn’t been the same since Rexy lost the EAW Championship, but you don’t hear me complaining.
James Peters: That’s all you seem to do though. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: SOSA has argued that Terry Chambers has been nothing, but a fraud EAW Champion, who doesn’t bring the energy that SOSA did as champion. That can be argued, but SOSA feels confident about his chances of reclaiming the gold that he believes that he should have never lost and give Voltage a REAL EAW Champion that they can be proud of!
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons plays as the crowd pops as Terry Chambers walks out with the EAW Championship around his waist. He looks straight ahead to his two opponents already inside the cage.)
Persephone: Here comes to so-called ‘false champion,’ but it seems like Terry Chambers has something to prove going into this High Voltage Match. There’s all this talk on whether Terry is actually going to get the job done. People look at his match with Minerva and it’s placed some doubts on whether he can successfully defend the EAW Championship.
James Peters: It’s a chip on his shoulders, but Terry Chambers removed the biggest one by becoming EAW Champion. He would remove another one by successfully retaining tonight, but it’s a different challenge ahead of him, but he looks more than prepared for the hell that this match is going to bring to him.
Rich Russillo: It’s clear that both of his challengers would love nothing more than for him to leave empty-handed tonight. None of them believe that Terry has the capability of elevating the EAW Championship and that by taking the title from him, it would be improving the title scene by a lot.
Persephone: Adding Rex to the title scene would improve it by a lot, but no one is ready for that convo.
(Bella Braxton is seen in the middle of the ring with Terry Chambers standing on the right side of her. Drake King is sitting at one of the turnbuckles and SOSA Henderson is looking at Terry from across the ring.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TRIPLE THREAT HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH AND IT’S FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! IN THIS MATCH, THERE ARE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, NO COUNT OUTS!! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…ONE OF THE CHALLENGERS…FROM THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEL…WEIGHING 225… HE IS…DRAKE THE REDEEMER!!!!!!
(Drake King stands in the middle of the ring with his hands up, almost like he’s embracing everyone. The crowd showers him in boos, but he doesn’t seem to care about it.)
Bella Braxton: …AND HIS OPPONENTS…FIRST…ALSO THE CHALLENGER…FROM PHILADELPHIA PENNSYLVANIA…WEIGHING IN 191 POUNDS…HE IS ‘BULLETPROOF’…SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!
(SOSA Henderson poses in the middle of the ring as he looks at Terry Chambers before gesturing the championship on his waist. Terry raises the title as he takes some smack with SOSA.)
Bella Braxton: AND LAST…FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN…WEIGHING IN 257 POUNDS…HE IS THE CURRENT EAW CHAMPION… ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!
(Terry Chambers raises the title high above his head, soaking in the reception of the crowd before handing the tite off to the referee. The referee raises the title high up, letting everyone know what is on the line for this match before handing it off to Bella Braxton who ends up leaving the cage.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Our main event for the EAW Championship is underway! The second title defense for EAW Champion, Terry Chambers. He is looking at his two other opponents, former champion, SOSA Henderson and Drake King! The three men are looking at each other, wondering who in the world is going to be making the first move? All three of these men would love nothing more than to walk out of Madison Square Garden as the EAW Champion and honestly, it could be any of these men. We all saw how close Terry was to losing the title to Minerva two weeks after winning at King of Elite.
Rich Russillo: At the same time, you really think that Terry is going to put himself through that feeling again? He wants nothing more than a successful title defense underneath his belt. He wants to prove that he is more than worthy to hold the EAW Championship.
Persephone: None of these men are worthy of being EAW Champion. Any of these men winning tonight would be a pure travesty.
James Peters: That seems a bit harsh, Persephone. You can make a case for any of these men winning tonight. At this moment, you can see that Drake King is having his sets on Terry Chambers! The two men are having a back-and-forth with each other as —
Rich Russillo: — SOSA HENDERSON ROLLS UP DRAKE KING! IS HE GOING TO STEAL THIS MATCH?
Persephone: I fucking hope so. Not because I want to see him win, but I don’t see the point of being here with Rexy not being in this match. 😔
Rich Russillo: NO! DRAKE KING MANAGES TO BREAK OUT OF THE ROLL UP ATTEMPT BY SOSA HENDERSON, BUT TERRY CHAMBERS DROPKICKS SOSA HENDERSON IN THE FACE AS HE GOES FALLING BACK TO THE CORNER! SOSA, Terry and Drake need to avoid those ropes! Those ropes are going to be powered with electricity, so if they collide with them, they will be struck with 3,000 volts of electricity. I’m guessing 1000 volts for each set of ropes, but I don’t think that is going to make things better. The walls are also something that these men are going to need to be cautious about!
Persephone: Drake King tries to get Terry Chambers from behind, but Terry manages to shove Drake to the corner with SOSA Henderson! The EAW Champion backs himself away, his eyes never leaving his two opponents as Terry rushes towards them with a running big boot! Drake manages to duck the big boot at the last second, but SOSA Henderson is not so fortunate as he eats the big boot! SOSA staggers forward as Terry manages to connect with a scoop slam as he goes for the very first pin fall of the match!
ONE!
James Peters: Drake King manages to get Terry Chambers and throw him to the side! Drake now turns his attention to SOSA Henderson as he brings the former EAW Champion back to his feet before delivering a back kick! Drake pulls SOSA closer to him and it looks like he’s going for a fisherman’s suplex, but SOSA manages to get his feet to the ground! He goes for the clothesline on the former World Heavyweight Champion, but Drake ducks the clothesline as he rebounds himself off the —
Rich Russillo: Drake King stops himself before he could rebound off the ropes, but SOSA Henderson takes advantage of that slip up from Drake before grabbing him by the wrist, getting him in a wrist lock and following that up into a clothesline! SOSA gets Drake up to his feet, before connecting with a snapmare! Drake finds himself in a seated position as SOSA steps on his back before getting in front of him and knocking him down with a sliding clothesline! SOSA begins to strike the face of the former World Champion before getting up to his feet! He’s demanding for Drake to get back to his feet, but before SOSA manages to get to the kick, Drake drops down to a knee before connecting with a chop block to the other leg of SOSA!
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS, OUT OF NOWHERE, GETS DRAKE KING BY HIS WAIST AND HOISTS HIM UP FOR A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET AS TERRY TURNS HIMSELF AROUND! DRAKE RUSHES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION WITH A LARIAT, BUT TERRY MANAGES TO GET DRAKE, USING HIS OWN MOMENTUM AND CHOKESLAMMING HIM TO A KNEE! Drake is clutching his lower back in pain as SOSA Henderson tries to get Terry from behind, but Terry gets SOSA for a hip toss before getting him in position and taking him back with a snap dragon suplex! Terry rises back to his feet as Drake rushes towards him, but Terry uses Drake’s momentum to connect with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Drake the Redeemer kicks out! But, SOSA Henderson races towards the EAW Champion with a bulldog! Drake King is resting to the side as SOSA Henderson picks up Terry Chambers by his hair and throws him head first to the turnbuckle! SOSA begins to go for the mudhole stomps on the World Champion as he slowly collapses into a seated position! SOSA GETS HIS FOOT ONTO THE THROAT OF TERRY, BUT THERE’S NOTHING REALLY THAT THE REFEREE CAN DO! THIS MATCH HAS NO DISQUALIFICATIONS AND COUNT OUT! UNLIKE THE STANDARD STEEL CAGE, THESE MEN CAN’T ESCAPE IT. THE ONLY WAY THE MATCH CAN BE WON IS BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION! SOSA TAKES HIS FOOT OFF THE THROAT OF ‘THE BARBERIC CARNIVORE’ AS HE SITS TERRY UP TO HIS FEET! SOSA CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT ON TERRY BEFORE GETTING HIM BY HIS ARM AND WHIPPING HIM TO THE OTHER CORNER!
James Peters: Terry Chambers falls back to the corner, but SOSA Henderson rushes towards the champion with a hesitation dropkick! Terry falls back into a seated position as SOSA rushes towards Terry, connecting with a rolling cannonball senton at the corner! SOSA GETS TO HIS FEET AS HE PULLS TERRY BY HIS FOOT AT THE CORNER! SOSA GETS TERRY’S LEFT FOOT BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE SIDE OF IT! YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN SHOWING ON THE EAW CHAMPION’S FACE, BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP SOSA FROM CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER ELBOW DROP TO THE SIDE OF HIS LEG! SOSA RISES TO HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP ONTO THE LEG OF TERRY! SOSA takes a step back to admire his work! This is nothing more than a guy who wants to reclaim his championship! He’s made it clear that Terry is not carrying Voltage on his back like SOSA once did!
Persephone: I mean, I don’t think that SOSA would have let Minerva come close to taking his title.
Rich Russillo: Minerva’s a brilliant wrestler herself, but like it’s been said. I don’t think that Terry wants to put himself in a similar position again! He needs a successful title defense underneath his belt! Defeating SOSA Henderson and Drake King would probably shut up some critics who have had comments about his reign so far! SOSA has Terry by his leg before taking it to the corner! SOSA is showing some caution when getting near those ropes, BUT SOSA BEGINS TO APPLY A RING POST FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK ON TERRY CHAMBERS! TERRY IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER NOT TO SUBMIT TO SOSA! HE IS REALLY TRYING NOT TO SHOW THE PAIN ON HIS FACE, BUT WE ALL SAW SOSA TARGETING TERRY’S LEFT LEG! YOU KNOW THAT THE CHAMPION IS GOING TO BE SHOWING SOME SIGNS OF FAVORING THAT LEG!
Persephone: DRAKE KING MAKES HIS PRESENCE FELT IN THIS MATCH AGAIN! HE MANAGES TO APPLY A SLEEPER HOLD WITH LEG SCISSORS ON THE EAW CHAMPION! TERRY CHAMBERS FINDS HIMSELF IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT! SOSA HENDERSON IS CONNECTING WITH THE RING POST FIGURE FOUR AND DRAKE HAS THE SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED! Still, Terry is trying not to fight through the pain, but SOSA realizes what Drake is doing before releasing the sleeper hold and sliding himself back into the ring before colluding with some punches on Drake! SOSA is unloading on ‘The Messiah’ who is trying to get out of the way!
James Peters: Drake King tries to crawl himself away from SOSA Henderson, but SOSA tackles Drake to the ground before throwing some punches on him again! SOSA gets a fistfull of Drake’s hair before putting him in a front headlock position and taking him down with a rope assisted slingshot suplex! Thankfully, it wasn’t enough to set off the volts on the ropes! I think it needed a bit more force than that which is something that these men are going to need to be cautious about! SOSA begins to apply a headlock on the former World Heavyweight Champion! SOSA wrenches in the headlock to apply more pressure, but SOSA is making sure that he weakens Drake enough, but Drake is trying to muster up the strength to get to his feet, but SOSA manages to get Drake by his hair and slam him against the canvas! SOSA rises to his feet before nailing Drake with an elbow to the chest as SOSA goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Drake King kicks out! SOSA Henderson looks like he’s focused on doing the next thing as he manages to get Drake up to his feet! But, Terry Chambers manages to knock both men down with a double clothesline! Terry gets SOSA and throws him over the top rope and is out of the ring! Meanwhile, Terry has his eyes set on Drake! Drake is trying to scramble onto his feet! But, Terry takes Drake down with a superkick that sends him to one knee! Terry follows that up with a knee strike as that sends Drake back, but he’s getting himself back to his feet! Terry gets Drake by the wrist before pulling him forward with a forearm smash! ONCE AGAIN, DRAKE IS SENT TO ONE KNEE, BUT TERRY GETS DRAKE AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! TERRY CALLS THIS MOVE ‘CHAMBERS OF PAIN,’ BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE, KICKING TERRY IN THE STOMACH BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FALCON ARROW ON THE EAW CHAMPION! DRAKE IS IN THE PERFECT POSITION TO COVER TERRY!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: Terry Chambers kicks out! Sigh, when can this match end? :noah:
James Peters: Drake King rises back to his feet, but he is looking towards the set of ropes! He gets Terry Chambers in a powerbomb position as he tries to get the champion up, but Terry throws a couple of punches as he manages to land on his feet! Terry kicks ‘The Messiah’ in the stomach before getting Drake in a powerbomb position! He has his body towards one of the turnbuckles at the corner and it seems like Terry is going to connect with a turnbuckle powerbomb on Drake!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! TERRY CHAMBERS STILL HAS DRAKE KING IN THAT POWERBOMB POSITION! BUT, HE TURNS HIS BODY FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE ROPES. OH GOD, WHAT DOES TERRY HAVE IN MIND? :lupe:
Persephone: There’s no time to even guess what Charity Case Champion Chambers has in mind! Terry Chambers runs and throws Drake King into the ropes!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: DRAKE KING’S BODY COLLIDES WITH THOSE ROPES AS HE FEELS A MODERATE SHOCK!!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Rich Russillo: Instantly, the former World Heavyweight Champion drops! There should be a part of him that is fortunate that it isn’t the walls which is an estimate of several thousand volts! I feel like if we gave people an estimate, #CancelVoltage may have a reason for making a comeback! :lupe: DRAKE KING DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AS TERRY CHAMBERS GETS ONE OF HIS CHALLENGERS BY A FISTFULL OF HAIR AS HE FLIPS DRAKE ONTO THE OTHER SET OF ROPES LIKE A RAGGED DOLL! ONCE AGAIN, A SHOCK GOES THROUGH THE SYSTEM OF DRAKE! HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE TERRY IS NOT DONE WITH HIM YET! TERRY LOOKS TO GET DRAKE AGAIN, BUT DRAKE GETS HIS HANDS UP IN DEFENSE!
Drake King: (off-mic) Terry, let’s talk like civil adults here? I am here with a preposition.
(Terry Chambers just listens to Drake King.)
Drake King: (off-mic) I suggest that we put our differences aside and eliminate the competition.
(Slowly, Drake King and Terry Chambers look towards their side, where SOSA Henderson rolls himself back inside the ring. He happened to catch the conversation at the worst time.)
SOSA Henderson: :comeagain:
Drake King: (off-mic) This wasn’t how I envisioned things in my mind. :krabs:
Persephone: IT SEEMS LIKE TERRY CHAMBERS HAS HAD ENOUGH AND HAS DRAKE KING BY HIS HAIR AGAIN BEFORE THROWING HIM BODY FIRST AGAINST THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! A WAVE OF SHOCK IS SENT THROUGH THE BODY OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! Drake is taken out of the equation as SOSA Henderson manages a low blow underneath the legs of the World Champion with something? What in the hell is that? It was a shock that went in between Terry’s chambers!
James Peters: Those are electric brass knuckles, Persephone! It seems like SOSA Henderson is going to be introducing the weapons into the match! Terry Chambers falls to his knees in pain as SOSA gets to his feet! He still has the electric brass knuckles on as he delivers one powerful knockout punch to the EAW Champion! A wave of shock meets the face of the champion! Terry tries to remain on his knees as he’s asking for SOSA to hit him harder, so SOSA hits him with another knockout punch to the face! Another wave of shock enters Terry! This sends Terry back a bit more, but SOSA delivers one last knockout punch with the brass knuckles as that sends the champion to his back! SOSA BEGINS TO STRIKE TERRY WITH SOME PUNCHES TO THE FACE WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES! WITH EACH PUNCH TO THE FACE, YOU CAN HEAR THE BUZZING OF THE ELECTRIC BRASS KNUCKLES GOING OFF! OH GOD, YOU CAN SEE THAT TERRY’S BEGINNING TO BLEED THROUGH ONE EYE RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson takes one step back as he manages to get Terry Chambers up by the arm before rebounding him off the horizontal set of ropes! A wave of shock stops Terry from rebounding off the ropes! But, SOSA runs towards Terry before throwing him over the top rope! The champion manages to land on the apron! SOSA goes for a shoulder thrust in between the ropes, nailing Terry in the ribs, but Terry manages to get a good hold of SOSA’s head before blasting him with a knee strike that sends one of his challengers back inside the ring! SOSA rolls himself to his feet, but Terry races towards him with a nasty big boot that sends him back to the turnbuckles!
Persephone: Terry Chambers rushes towards SOSA Henderson at the corner with a giant leaping clothesline, but SOSA rushes out of the way at the last second! Terry collides front first against the turnbuckle! SOSA USES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE BY GETTING ON TERRY CHAMBERS AND CONNECTING WITH A POISONED FRANKENSTEINER! TERRY LANDS ON TOP OF HIS HEAD AS SOSA GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: Terry Chambers kicks out! Terry is trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head as SOSA Henderson rises back to his feet! Terry is in a crawling position as SOSA knocks him down even more with a switchblade kick! That knocks Terry down a bit, but he manages to get himself in a crawling position again! SOSA decides to follow that with a kick to the face of the EAW Champion as that manages to knock him to his side! SOSA HAS A CLEAR AND FOCUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE GETS TERRY AND THROWS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING! THE CHAMPION RISES TO HIS FEET, BUT SOSA HENDERSON LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! SUICIDE DIVE ON THE WORLD CHAMPION! TERRY GETS SENT FLYING BACK TO THE WALLS! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Rich Russillo: That’s several thousand volts, James! It’s racing all over the body of the EAW Champion as he collapses down! I don’t think that he was anticipating the shock to be like that! Happily, SOSA Henderson was able to avoid contact with the wall, but Terry wasn’t so fortunate of that! SOSA picks up Terry again and throws him body first against the cage walls again! Terry’s body gets another giant electrical shock as you can see the look of pain on the EAW Champion’s face! SOSA doesn’t stop there as he manages to get Terry Chambers up again before throwing his body to the cage walls for a third time! Once again, the shock races inside the body of Terry! I can’t imagine how he must be feeling at the moment?
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) Is this really the EAW Champion? :wtf:
Persephone: Sadly.
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic): What a fucking loser.
James Peters: SOSA Henderson gets his boot and presses it on the face of Terry Chambers! The side of his face is pressed against the cage walls and the boots! Oh god, I think that I can hear Terry’s face sizzling from here! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Has anyone ever tried to cook a hot dog with those Voltage walls?
Persephone: No and we’re not going to figure that out.
James Peters: SOSA Henderson takes his boot off Terry Chambers’ face and just looks at the side of his face! There’s a mark on his face where the cage was! SOSA looks a bit proud of himself —
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING WITH A BLOCKBUSTER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ON SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!
Persephone: SOSA Henderson crashes next to Terry Chambers at ringside as Drake King is the only man standing in this match! I don’t think the crowd seems to be too happy about that, but I don’t think that Drake cares! He feels like he is the best person to walk away as the EAW Championship! Now, it seems like Drake is going for the top turnbuckle again? What in the hell is he grabbing from on top of the cage?
James Peters: Drake King gets his hands on an electric strap! :lupe: Oh god, these are some of the electric weapons that are hanging above the cage! There’s a weapon for at least one of them to get their hands on! Drake still finds himself in the turnbuckle, but as he looks at ringside, he can see that both SOSA Henderson and Terry Chambers are slowly trying to rise up to their feet! Drake needs to think quick on his feet as —
Rich Russillo: A DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER ON BOTH TERRY CHAMBERS AND SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!
Persephone: Both the champion and the other challenge find their way to the ground again! Drake King quickly gets to his feet as he still has his hands on the electric whip! He turns on the whip which is located on the handle! Do you think that it’s wise that we’re giving virgins sex toys? :lupe:
James Peters: It’s not a sex toy. It’s a whip. It’s been a weapon in the past. There’s nothing sexual or unusual about it.
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING SEES THAT TERRY CHAMBERS IS RISING BACK TO HIS FEET AS DRAKE SWINGS THE WHIP ONTO THE BACK OF THE EAW CHAMPION!
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON TRIES TO RISE BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT DRAKE KING SWINGS THE ELECTRIC WHIP ONTO THE RIBS OF THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION!
James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS TRIES TO GET HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, BUT IS STOPPED BY ANOTHER SWING OF THE ELECTRIC WHIP BY ‘THE MESSIAH!’ SOSA HENDERSON TRIES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT IS STOPPED BY A WHIP BY DRAKE KING! DRAKE CONTINUES TO WHIP BOTH OF THESE MEN BACK-AND-FORTH! He is stopping any sort of opening that may come up for any of these men! He knows that he cannot allow for any of them to get back up to their feet! A whip to Terry! A whip to SOSA! A whip to Terry! A whip to SOSA! Drake is not giving any of these men time to breathe! He’s not giving any of them a second to process what the hell is going on with them! Drake gets SOSA and rolls him back inside the ring! Drake slides into the ring as he places the whip to the side! Drake gets SOSA back to his feet as —
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING DROPS SOSA HENDERSON WITH A KNEE STRIKE! SOSA DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE AS DRAKE PICKS HIM UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER?
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Persephone: SOSA Henderson kicks out! But, it seems like Drake King is going to move into the next move and it seems like he’s applying with a sleeper hold on ‘Bulletproof!’ SOSA is trying to wiggle himself out of the sleeper hold, but Drake manages to elbow him a few times before managing to lock in the sleeper hold with a leg scissors! SOSA is trying to look for some sort of way to get out of the hold! He could go to work, but that’s going to be useless going into this match! He’ll end up getting himself electrocuted and it will not make a difference on whether he’ll get the sleeper hold locked in or not! SOSA is trying to get Drake’s arms away from his neck, but Drake seems to be hanging onto SOSA with everything that he has to offer!
James Peters: SOSA Henderson is obviously not going to quit this match! He was vocal about how he wants to reclaim his gold, so I think that it’s going to take a lot to stop this man! SOSA is trying to roll himself into a crawling position, but Drake is hanging on SOSA like a monkey! SOSA is trying to rise back to his feet, but with Drake hanging off his back, it’s difficult for SOSA to regain some balance! SOSA tries to get Drake by his neck before connecting with a snapmare as the 2020 Elitist of the Year finds himself in a seated position! SOSA follows up that snapmare with a single leg dropkick as that sends Drake back! SOSA gets to his feet!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON TURNS AROUND TO BE HIT WITH A ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE,’ THE CLAYMORE KICK HITS SOSA IN THE FACE, BUT DRAKE KING RUSHES TOWARDS TERRY WITH A SLING BLADE AS THAT TAKES HIM DOWN! DRAKE PUSHES TERRY CHAMBERS TO THE SIDE AS HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF TERRY’S WORK! IS HE GOING TO STEAL THIS ONE FROM TERRY?!?!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Persephone: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS PULLS DRAKE KING AWAY FROM SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON ROLLS TO THE SIDE TO RECOVER AS TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGES TO GET DRAKE KING BY HIS LEG! HE’S HOISTING DRAKE’S LEG UP AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR ‘TORTURE CHAMBER!’ IT’S TERRY’S VARIATION OF THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB! DRAKE KNOWS THAT IF TERRY LOCKS IN THE MOVE, IT COULD MEAN THE END OF THE MATCH! IT’S SOMETHING THAT DRAKE CANNOT ALLOW FOR HIMSELF TO DO!
Rich Russillo: But, Drake King manages to hoist his entire body up in the air! The EAW Champion has ‘The Messiah’ in a powerbomb position as Drake begins to punch the top of Terry’s head before jumping over him, so that he’s standing behind him! Terry turns around as Drake knocks him back a bit with pele kick! But, it seems like Terry doesn’t stay down for long as he takes down Drake with a clothesline! Drake manages to get to his feet, but Terry knocks Drake down to his knee with a back kick! Terry pulls Drake closer to him before throwing him back with an exploder suplex! Drake is flung onto the set of ropes as he feels a moderate wave of shock race through his body!
Persephone: Drake King is clutching to his lower back as he slowly gets himself back to a vertical base! But, Terry Chambers clotheslines him out of the ring as Drake falls to ringside! This is the second time that these two Elitists will be anywhere near ringside! It’s probably one of the more dangerous areas to be in a match like this. Those walls are nothing to joke about! :lupe:
James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS GETS DRAKE KING BY HIS HAIR AND THROWS HIM AGAINST THE CAGE WALLS! A HUGE WAVE OF SHOCK ENTERS HIS BODY AS THAT MAKES HIM COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND! TERRY GETS DRAKE AS HE THROWS DRAKE BODY FIRST AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE CAGE! DRAKE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AGAIN! TERRY HOISTS UP DRAKE UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A LAWN DART ON THE RING POST! This causes Drake to collapse to his back! Drake has taken quite a beating going into this match, but it shows how many enemies that he’s made during his time on Voltage this season! With Drake down, it seems like Terry is going up the top turnbuckle to get his hands on that electric baton!
Rich Russillo: Oh god, that’s one dangerous weapon to have in your hands. You don’t even need to physically hit someone with it. Just be in close contact with someone and it sends an intense shock to stun your opponent away from you! :lupe:
Persephone: Are we REALLY going to trust Terry Chambers with that kind of weapon? :lupe:
James Peters: Terry gets his hands on the electric baton as he climbs down from ringside and gets closer to Drake King! Drake finds himself in a crawling position, but it seems like Terry is not interested in shocking Drake, BUT HE SWINGS THE ELECTRIC BATON TO THE SPINE OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AS HE DROPS DOWN! TERRY SWINGS THE BATON AGAIN TO THE SPINE OF DRAKE! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! TERRY IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIS LONG-TIME RIVAL! DRAKE STILL HAS FIGHT IN HIM TO TRY TO GET HIMSELF INTO A CRAWLING POSITION, BUT TERRY KEEPS KNOCKING HIM DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Look inside the ring, James! SOSA Henderson charges towards Terry Chambers outside of the ring with an over the top rope moonsault plancha!
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS BLASTS THE ELECTRIC BATON ON SOSA HENDERSON BEFORE HE LANDS ON TERRY!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: SOSA Henderson drops down instantly! He thought that he had the element of surprise on his side, but he is wiggling like a stiff fish in the process! That electric baton seems worse than a taser since it doesn’t physically need to touch you. It just needs to get in the distance of you in order for you to feel the shock. Terry picks up SOSA and rolls him back inside the ring! Terry slides back into the ring and surprisingly, he doesn’t go for the cover! It seems like Terry is looking to inflict more pressure onto the previous EAW Champion! Terry is stalking SOSA up to his feet before running towards one of his challengers with a somersault clothesline! SOSA goes down, but Terry takes another step back as he looks at SOSA like a predator looks at its prey!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers runs to SOSA Henderson, hitting him with a third somersault clothesline! NOW, HE PICKS UP ‘BULLETPROOF’ BEFORE GETTING HIM IN POSITION FOR THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! ‘CHAMBERS OF PAIN’ CONNECTS AS THAT PLATES SOSA TO THE MAT! TERRY GOES FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP?!?!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON GETS A SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: The referee manages to catch SOSA Henderson getting his shoulder up before he slams his hand to the mat for the three count! Terry Chambers seems a little confused. SOSA was struck with the electric baton, had three somersault clotheslines connected and experienced the ‘Chambers of Pain’ and still, he was able to kick out! You can see that SOSA is going to stop at nothing until he gets his championship back! Terry rises back to his feet as he takes a couple of steps back! It seems like he’s going for ‘Random Act of Violence’ again! He connected with this move on SOSA Henderson earlier in this match, but Drake King was able to put a stop to it! SOSA is slowly rising back to his feet as Terry rushes towards him!
Rich Russillo: ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE’ TO SOSA HENDERSON!!!!
Persephone: BUT, SOSA HENDERSON WAS ABLE TO COUNTER WITH A SLINGSHOT ON TERRY CHAMBERS!!! IT TAKES THE CHAMPION DOWN!!! IT TAKES SOSA DOWN AS WELL!!!!
James Peters: SOSA Henderson seems like he’s the first one to get to his feet! Terry Chambers tries to get to his feet shortly after, but SOSA rushes towards him with a single leg dropkick as that sends him back into those ropes! The back of the EAW Champion felt the shock that the ropes have in them! Terry collapses to his knees as he’s holding his lower back in pain! SOSA Henderson turns on his electric brass knuckles and gets Terry by his chin!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) You were always so pathetic, Terry. Just look at you, man.
(Terry Chambers is looking like a defeated mess with his bloody eye that SOSA Henderson caused earlier in this match.)
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) Look at what you’ve done with the EAW Championship. You’ve done nothing and we’re supposed to trust you as the champion? Nothing, but a disappointment, but we expected nothing less from you.
(Terry Chambers is trying to get to his feet to look at SOSA Henderson in the face. The two heated rivals are having a stare down, but Terry has no words when it comes to responding to what SOSA said to him.)
Rich Russillo: THE GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT NAILS SOSA HENDERSON IN THE FACE, BUT THE ELECTRIC BRASS KNUCKLES HITS THE RIBS OF THE EAW CHAMPION AS THAT SENDS HIM TO HIS KNEES!!!! BOTH THE CHAMPION AND THE CHALLENGER ARE ON THEIR KNEES!!! SOSA PUNCHES TERRY IN THE FACE WITH THE ELECTRIC BRASS KNUCKLES!!! TERRY PUNCHES SOSA IN THE FACE!!! THESE TWO MEN ARE GOING BACK-AND-FORTH WITH EACH OTHER! NOT WANTING TO GIVE THE OTHER A BREAK!!! TERRY IS A BLOODY MESS!!! YOU CAN TELL THAT HIS FACE IS GOING TO BE MESSED UP WHEN HE LOOKS AT IT IN THE MORNING!!!!
Persephone: He already looks better than he normally does.
James Peters: A knockout punch with the electric brass knuckles sends Terry Chambers back and you can tell by the look on SOSA Henderson’s face, he’s looking to wrap things up for himself! He backs away from the EAW Champion all the way to the corner! Everyone has gone quiet! It’s probably because they don’t know whether SOSA is going to be successful in hitting the move, but SOSA is stalking up Terry to a crawling position before ‘Paid in Full,’ the double foot stomp on Terry Chambers!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING, OUT OF NOWHERE, CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON SOSA HENDERSON!!!!
Persephone: What in the hell is in Drake King’s hands?!?
James Peters: Those are chains in his hands! It’s almost like a throwback to Terry Chambers and SOSA Henderson’s match at King of Elite! Drake runs and kicks Terry out of the ring, leaving him alone with SOSA! SOSA is trying to get himself to his feet, but Drake King swings the chain onto the spine of SOSA! THIS KNOCKS DOWN HIS FELLOW CHALLENGER FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! SOSA IS TRYING TO RISE TO HIS FEET AGAIN, BUT DRAKE SWINGS THE CHAIN ONTO THE SPINE OF THE SOSA! NOW, DRAKE GETS SOSA AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! HE STILL HAS THE CHAIN INTO HIS HANDS AND HE GETS SOSA’S RIGHT ARM AND BEGINS TO TIE HIM WITH THE TEN FOOT CHAIN! Now, he gets a hold of SOSA’s right arm and ties him up!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson’s legs are hanging above the ground! Drake King sees that SOSA’s arms are binded against the cage walls as Drake gets his hands on the electric whip, turns it on and swings the whip on the stomach of the former EAW Champion! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: DRAKE SWINGS THE ELECTRIC WHIP ONTO THE STOMACH OF SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA HAS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS UP AT DRAKE!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) you swing like a pussy.
Drake King: (off-mic) I don’t not swing like a cat! 😠
James Peters: OH BOY, THAT SEEMED TO UPSET DRAKE KING AS THE ELECTRIC WHIP MAKES A SLOSHING NOISE AS IT MEETS THE SKIN OF SOSA HENDERSON’S CHEST! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! WITH EACH SWING, DRAKE GETS MORE AGGRESSIVE AND IT SEEMS LIKE SOSA IS TRYING TO HIDE THE LOOK OF PAIN ON HIS FACE! You can see the slash marks on the chest and stomach of the former EAW Champion! Those are going to welt for sure! But, SOSA took them like a champ! But, Drake gets himself on the apron and he has his eyes on SOSA! WHAT IN THE HELL DOES HE HAVE IN MIND! SOSA HENDERSON IS HUNG ON THE CAGE WALLS? IT MAY NOT BE HIGH TO SOME PEOPLE, BUT THIS IS STILL RISKY! WHAT IN THE HELL IS DRAKE DOING?!?!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers rises back to his feet and goes after Drake King, but Drake connects with an apron kick on Terry as that knocks him down! Drake places his focus back on SOSA Henderson as —
Persephone: GUILLOTINE ON SOSA HENDERSON WHO IS CHAINED TO THE CAGE!!!!!!! THE SICK KICK CONNECTS!!!!
James Peters: It seemed like that took some of the energy out of ‘The Messiah,’ but Terry Chambers is trying to get himself to his feet! He rolls Drake King back into the ring as he slides back into the ring as well! Drake shoves Terry away from him, but Terry knocks him back with a superkick! HE PULLS DRAKE CLOSER TO HIM AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE ‘T-5,’ BUT DRAKE SLIDES DOWN AND PUSHES TERRY AGAINST THE ROPES! HE GOES FOR AN O-CONNOR ROLL ON TERRY! IS HE GOING TO STEAL THIS VICTORY FROM THE EAW CHAMPION?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, BUT HE COUNTERS WITH A ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE THROWS DRAKE KING ACROSS THE RING! TERRY GETS TO HIS FEET AS DRAKE DOES THE SAME THING! DRAKE RUSHES TOWARDS TERRY! ANOTHER ‘GUILLOTINE,’ BUT TERRY MANAGES TO SLIDE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! He grabs Drake and tries to go for a half-and-half suplex, but Drake keeps his feet planted firmly on the ground! He elbows Terry in the face as he rebounds off the ropes, trying to fight through the pain of the electric shock that the ropes have provided these Elitists all through this match! Drake tries to go for a crossbody, but Terry catches Drake and hoists him up for a Samoan drop!
Persephone: Terry Chambers gets to his feet and he gets Drake King to his feet as well! It seems like he’s going for another ‘Chambers of Pain’ in this match, but it’s going to be on Drake! But, Drake manages to turn himself around before kicking Terry in the stomach and taking him down with a tornado DDT! Drake slaps Terry on the side of his face and says that “it’s been a good run for you.” It seems like Drake has ended this match on his mind as he picks up Terry and takes him down with a ripcord knee strike! Terry is down as Drake looks up and there happens to be a weapon that is going to peak his interest.
James Peters: An electric branding iron.
Rich Russillo: Drake King gets his hands on the electric branding iron and when this man gets his hand on a branding iron, ugly things happen. A branding iron is what made Drake win his first World Championship in EAW! He turns the branding iron on and waits for it to sizzle a bit before placing it inside Terry Chambers’ mouth! OH GOD, THIS IS ALMOST SHADES OF KING OF ELITE LAST YEAR! THIS IS HOW HE WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FROM TERRY’S FRIEND, TLA! DRAKE TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK TOWARDS THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! HE WAITS FOR TERRY TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AS —
Persephone: JUDGEMENT DAY!!! THE CURB STOMP ON TERRY CHAMBERS WITH THE ELECTRIC BRANDING IRON ON HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IT!!!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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James Peters: DRAKE KING GETS PULLED OUT OF THE RING!!!! BY WHO?!?!?!?
Rich Russillo: IT’S MALCOLM JONES!!!! MALCOLM JONES PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!!!
Persephone: The look on Drake King’s face tells the entire story! He would have won the EAW Championship if it wasn’t for Malcolm Jones! ‘The Last Messiah’ is fuming at the moment as Malcolm throws a punch to Drake! Drake is trying to get the hell away from Malcolm, but Malcolm is hot on his trail! Drake is being chased by Malcolm as he slides himself back inside the ring! DRAKE BEGINS TO STOMP ON THE BACK OF MALCOLM BEFORE GETTING HIM TO HIS FEET, BUT MALCOLM CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST AS THAT TAKES DRAKE BACK! NOW, HE TACKLES DRAKE TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: But, Drake King is trying to get the hell away from Malcolm Jones! He’s basically screwed at the moment! This is a cage! New Eden has no way of getting in and out of the match! DRAKE ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING, BUT MALCOLM TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA! MALCOLM IS UP TO HIS FEET! HE GETS DRAKE IN POSITION BEFORE HITTING ‘BUCK 50,’ THE TORNADO FACEBUSTER ON ‘THE MESSIAH!’
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones just made his presence felt in this match and possibly just ruined Drake King’s chances of winning the EAW Championship!
Persephone: As we turn our action back inside the ring, we see SOSA Henderson, free from the chains somehow, crawling to Terry Chambers! It seems like he’s going to pick up the scraps left by Drake King! He hooks the leg on Terry!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS KICKS OUT!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson cannot believe it! SOSA is looking back at the referee! SOSA is insisting that it was a three count, but the referee claims that it was a two count and this match still continues! SOSA gets up and it seems like he’s going to go for ‘Paid in Full!’ He takes a few steps back as he waits for Terry Chambers to get to a crawling position as he runs towards Terry… ‘PAID IN FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
Persephone: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLES FORWARD AS TERRY GETS TO HIS FEET!!!! TERRY PUSHES SOSA INTO THE ROPES! O’CONNOR ROLL WITH A BRIDGE!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Natural” plays once again as Terry Chambers collapses to his knees. SOSA Henderson is behind him in disbelief that Terry managed to roll him up.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL EAW CHAMPION… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!
James Peters: What a war between these three Elitists! All of them delivered and brought everything that they possibly could into this match! It was filled with twists, turns and surprises! I kept wondering if we would find an end to this match! It seemed like one of those matches that could have gone on all night if it wanted to!
(It goes to SOSA Henderson who is being let out of the cage by the referee. SOSA is still stunned that Terry Chambers managed to roll him up. Although, there’s a part of him that was impressed that Terry managed to pull something like that off. Meanwhile, Drake King is resting against the steel steps in pure disappointment as he looks at Malcolm Jones who is on top of the stage before making his way to the back.)
Rich Russillo: Excellent performances by SOSA Henderson and Drake King! I thought Drake really had his moments into the match and really delivered! SOSA Henderson showed the true fighting spirit that we saw during his reign as EAW Champion and it seems like that is not going to disappear anytime soon! Both of these men deserve all the credit in the world! They went out there, competed in this difficult High Voltage Match and put on excellent performances!
Persephone: This match ends in a roll-up? :skip: Talk about anti-climatic, but that’s what I would describe Terry Chambers’ reign so far.
James Peters: Terry Chambers showed that he could surprise everyone and win the match! It was unexpected, but it just shows that Terry can win at any moment which is something that Drake King and SOSA Henderson needed to take under consideration! He never gave up once! Even when things looked tough for Terry, he gained the strength to continue on and move forward!
Rich Russillo: Drake King had that match won and Malcolm Jones took that away from him. There’s no doubt that Drake is going to have a thing or two to say about that on the next Voltage. This has been a wonderful event and somehow, there are people that are still alive in this. Especially our EAW Champion, Terry Chambers!
(Terry Chambers tries to get some strength to get back to a vertical base. The referee hands him the EAW Championship as Terry raises the title high up in the air.)
Persephone: God, I hope Rex is okay. I should go check on him.
James Peters: Well, that’s all the time we have tonight! Congratulations to all the winners! Our next stop is Grand Rampage, but we will still have two more weeks of FPVs from Showdown and Dynasty! As for Voltage, signing off on behalf of Rich Russillo and Persephone, I am James Peters and goodnight from New York City!
(The last shot is of Terry Chambers celebrating in the ring.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
