John Helms
DAY 1:
(EAW Intro Plays…)
(The scene opens with a beautiful layer of snow, the feeling of the holidays is among us, but there is something on the horizon as a wall of what seems to be a blizzard approaches. The scene then shifts to the Commonwealth Stadium, a man in black stands perched on the top level watching the storm approaching.)
Narrator: And the storm gets closer.
(He continues to stare at what seems to be a powerful anomaly, ready to blanket the city of Edmonton with it, but in the horizon, is it a storm, or something much more powerful.)
Narrator: We talk about Redemption, and the force behind it, what it means to redeem oneself, how it has played out all year to come to the final Marquee Event of 2024 as the EAW turns another calendar year. But the Road this time around is a cold and unforgiven one, where many will try to make a name for themselves heading into the second half of the season.
(The scene cuts away and all the footage had a blue tint, almost a wintery feel, the images and video packages in it have white, blue-Ish eyes. The first shows the participants in the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal from Kirk Redwood, Clayton M Golde, Mia Santoro, Isaac Crowe, Saori Aizen, Jay Starr , Corey Hale , Nejari Young , Akari Kiyoko, Ashlynn Quinn, Selina Reyes, Damien Kutcher, Candice Blair, Effy McAvoy, Chiyo Gedo, Luis De La Rosa, Brianna Hill, Raeangel Guzman, and TJ Alexander.)
Narrator: One match alone could turn the fortunes of one. But the Road to Redemption takes many turns, it is a long and winding one, where you have to brave the elements, and the dangerous curves ahead.
(It switches over to Danielle Atala holding up the Specialist Championship and then staring at her opponent, Nikki Kimura with Silas Mason. Slowly fades into Solomon Stane standing with his arms extended while Cameron Ella Ava poses with the Hardcore Championship. And then it has Vincent Mondrian with golds in hand as Jay Jerry Johnson looks on ready to take it.)
Narrator: Titles are on the line, the hopes and dreams of some hinge on the chance to walk away with the gold, but what about just a good old fight? Those that dislike one another and need to take it out, covering the snow red.
(Diamond Dixon appears posing with Tyrone Montgomery and then transitions to the dark Caroline looking on with a smirk on her face. It then changes to Myles as he is face to face with Cy Henderson before they come to blows. Finally, Donovan Duke shaking hands with Cody Maverick before bringing him in closer in a stare down.)
Narrator: But it is not about just revenge, it also comes to survival. In this frigid weather it could become the greatest enemy, but not even mother nature can compare to the hunger of success where desperation and opportunity clash.
(As the footage fades showing Dr. Bethany Blue standing next to Adam Lucas, then Rex McAllister with Raven Roberts, finally Charlie Marr and Veena Adams. It then switches to Pandora Paisley and Halsey Neel better known as The British Invasion facing off against Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade, The Jaded Hearts, the Greatest Tag Team of all time.)
Narrator: On that same Road though, there is Redemption, cold-blooded revenge that extends to not just personal issues, but to an apex of volatility where in the sum of all parts. For one always stands, one always falls, in a three year war. But for others, the Chamber, it will be the contraption for five who will not come out with what they hope for as they walk in.
(It shows Minerva snarling at Drake King who begins to laugh. It then has the Chamber, Miku Sakai, Holly Arrow, KASAI, Bea Valentine, Ms. Extreme, and finally Milli Banks holding up the Universal Women’s Championship.)
Narrator: But as all champions defend, as they stand within the confines of the Chamber walls, will the Road lead them to Redemption? Or Perdition?
(The chamber is slowly being lowered as it then shows Jake Smith with the EAW World Championship followed by Michael Machina, Limmy Monaghan, Daryl Kinkade, Xander Payne, and Methuselah. It switches to the other chamber and shows Joso with the World Heavyweight Championship, then goes to Drake Armstrong, Chris Elite, Hans Grayson, BRAE and finally Impact.)
Narrator: Road to Redemption is here….
(The Narrator sees the storm approaching.)
Narrator: …. And Winter is Coming.
(He looks on and smiles as the winter storm blankets the Stadium and everything disappears as it fades to black.)
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???: AND NOW SQUID GAME AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 6 PRESENTS EAW ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2024!
(The footage transitions into the Commonwealth Stadium as the sold out fans in Edmonton, Alberta are on their feet excited for two nights of action. The fireworks go off while “Nobody’s Soldier” by Hozier plays throughout the arena. The camera pans to thew announce team of Dynasty’s own Stew-O, Voltage’s Persephone, and Showdown’s Gavin Kirkland.)
Stew-O: WE ARE EDMONTON AND WELCOME TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION! I AM DYNASTY’S OWN STEW-O AND I AM JOINED BY PERSEPHONE AND GAVIN KIRKLAND! FROM VOLTAGE AND SHOWDOWN RESPECTIVELY! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF ACTION WE HAVE THE NEXT TWO NIGHTS! FOUR CHAMBER MATCHES, ALL TITLES ON THE LINE, CAN THE JADED HEARTS WALK INTO 2025 STILL THE CHAMPIONS OR WILL THE BRITISH INVASION RISE!? TALK ABOUT A TRI-BRAND COUPLES TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AND THE EXTREME ENIGMA BATTLE ROYAL!
Gavin Kirkland: DO NOT FORGET THE CHAOS AND CARNAGE OF A STEEL CAGE MATCH BETWEEN MINERVA AND DRAKE KING AFTER THEIR LAST MATCH, SOMEBODY MIGHT DIE! WE ALSO HAVE A 30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH WITH TWO STUDS FROM SHOWDOWN, DONOVAN DUKE AND CODY MAVERICK! EVERY SINGLES TITLE EXCEPT FOR THE NEW BREED IS ON THE LINE!
Persephone: I guess I will yell too so I can look cool and fit in. HOW ABOUT HARDCORE ACTION WITH SOLOMON STANE AND CAMERON ELLA AVA! DIAMOND DIXON AND CAROLINE! MR. MYLES VLADISLAV AND CY HENDERSON! SO MUCH MORE! LET’S GO TO BELLA BRAXTON FOR THE START OF THE FIRST MATCH!
Stew-O: TAKE IT AWAY BELLA! AND TALK ABOUT HUGE…. LET’S KICK IT OFF WITH A BANGER!
(The graphic for the first match of Night One appears.)
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(Road To Redemption then transitions over to the ring as a shot of the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure, for the first time this weekend, is seen lowering down over the ring. The crowd waits in anticipation as the lights inside of the arena begin to swirl dramatically. While this is happening, Bella Braxton is standing by.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Crowd: LDKNKALSKDNLKANDKLANDKLNDOLPANODPNDNSDLANDLAksdL
(‘The End’ by Lil Uzi Vert (ft. BABYMETAL) begins to play through the speakers as KASAI is seen making her way out from the backstage area. She has a smirk on her face as she takes a moment to embrace the atmosphere surrounding her. Very confident in her abilities, she seems to be even more confident in the weapon that she has, raising it into the air.)
(It’s her signature Queenslayer weapon, a kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire. It’s wrapped in duct tape after it was broken at Grand Rampage, but regardless it’s still effective as she twirls it around before heading down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challengers… Amani, Kagoshima, Japan… weighing in at 145 pounds… ‘THE MAD HUNTRESS’… KASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: KASAI was actually the person who broke the news that this Chamber was going to happen, and immediately she managed to slot herself in as one of three Voltage Elitists participating in this match. She’s very confident knowing that she has learned from when she lost to the Champion at The Last Stand, and doesn’t seem to want to back down even for a second.
Persephone: I just don’t get idiots like this. You can’t just learn from your mistakes a month after they happen, is she dumb?
Gavin Kirkland: You’re just pessimistic, she might just shock the world tonight.
(Judas’ by Lady Gaga begins to play through the speakers of the arena as the crowd cheers loudly for Holly Arrow who begins to make her way out to the stage. She has a confident smirk on her face as in her hand she’s seemingly carrying a case. She drops it down onto the stage, unlocking it as she opens it up and takes out her weapon of choice.)
(In her hand she bears an electric guitar, slinging it over her shoulder by the strap as she then begins to make her march down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Liverpool, England… weighing in at 149 pounds… ‘THE SERAPH’… HOLLY ARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Does she even know how to play guitar? What is she going to do? Bore the competition to death with a horrible performance???
Gavin Kirkland: No, she’s going to use it as a weapon. :cmon:
Persephone: Dumb.
Stew-O: Holly Arrow is the only Dynasty competitor walking into this match and she fought hard to earn this opportunity. She’s the only one that had to go through a qualifying match in order to get here, and it’s safe to say the road has not been eays. She’s going to make the best of her opportunity though, and gun to make sure for the very first time she wins a singles title in her career.
(‘Gloria’ by Laura Branigan begins to play through the speakers of the arena as the crowd cheers loudly. The camera goes over to show a serious-looking Bea Valentine as she’s seen making her way out from the backstage area. She doesn’t have her usual elaborate demeanor, instead completely focused and ready to go. She takes a deep breath as the camera takes a look at the weapon that she has chosen… following behind her.)
(Her butler Cornelius is seen standing by as the crowd cheers loudly for this. Both of them look at one another, clearly confident, as both Bea and Cornelius begin to make their way down the ramp and toward the Chamber.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Boston, Massachusetts… weighing in at 143 pounds… ‘TRANSIENT’… BEA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: This isn’t cheating?!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea Valentine is my type of woman! She’s someone who’s been down in the dumps these past couple of months but after a benchmark win against EAW Chairman Methuselah a couple of weeks back, it seems like she’s gotten her stride back. She’s feeling more confident than ever and I’m sure that’s going to go a long way in a match like this.
Persephone: NOBODY FUCKING ANSWERED ME IS THIS CHEATING OR NOT?!
(After some time, the lights begin to dim.)
(A sole spotlight shines down on the stage, with a staircase seen being set up on there, several people standing on each step. They have their heads bowed down and as the lights begin to come back on, a shadowy figure is seen making her way into the scene.)
(‘Me Against The Music’ by Britney Spears begins to blast through the speakers, strobe lights beginning to go around the arena. An elaborate display of pyro is seen going off behind the setup, while fire is seen erupting around every area. As the figure comes into prominence, more importantly, a title is seen. The Universal Women’s Champion has arrived.)
(Milli Banks is seen with a smile on her face, standing at the very top of the staircase wearing an outfit of similar nature to the famous pop singer as she recreates one of her iconic performances. Primarily white with a red and gold trim, she takes a moment to admire the scenery as the crowd continues to go wild before she makes her way down the steps. As she does, the backup dancers begin to come alive, and colorful graphics reminiscent of her usual entrance begin to play.)
Bella Braxton: Next, the Champion… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 135 pounds… she is the EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! ‘THE SUPERNOVA’… MILLI BANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well this is certainly a surprise! An elaborate entrance by Milli Banks but that doesn’t take away from the fact that she will be entering this match from a Chamber pod. An advantage for her in this one as this match is sometimes accredited to being a title-reign ender. We’ve seen some shocking moments in this, but if there’s one thing that Milli does not plan to do, is back down. She’s going to fight until the very end.
Persephone: Yeah, that’s nice, but where’s her weapon?
Gavin Kirkland: We’re told she has one.
Persephone: …
Gavin Kirkland: …
Persephone: Well???
Gavin Kirkland: Back to the entrances.
(‘Woke Up’ by XG begins to play through the speakers of the arena as the crowd boos loudly for Miku Sakai who is seen making her way out to the stage. She is seen with a smirk on her face as she gives a spin around, posing before the camera gets a good look at the weapon that she has in her hands for this match.)
(She holds a huge steel weapon shaped in the form of a candy cane. With a red and white pattern wrapped around it, another thing wrapped around it is a roll of barbed wire, as she looks at it with a proud look on her face before heading down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Fukui, Japan… weighing in at 110 pounds… MIKU SAKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well now that we know who the first two women in this match are, it’s safe to say that it’s going to be one hell of a challenge ahead for both of them. Miku Sakai though seems more than confident in her abilities to get there. She believes that she’s on the track to destiny, and a woman of her abilities is going to be able to win something like the Universal Women’s Championship. With the artillery that she’s bringing tonight, I suppose that we’re just going to have to see for sure.
Persephone: A woman who I had the displeasure of seeing on the Voltage brand once upon a time, Miku Sakai has one thing ahead of her and that’s being painfully annoying. Maybe if she yells at the competition long enough they’ll all fuck off and she’ll get the title.
(Finally, ‘Paint The Town Red.’ by Fame on Fire begins to blast through the speakers of the arena. A determined Ms. Extreme is seen making her way out to the stage as she has her eyes set on the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure. Taking a good look around for a moment, she brandishes the weapon that she’s bringing to the ring tonight.)
(What it is a black baton, which she takes a look at herself for a moment before focusing back in. She poops her neck before then beginning to make her march down the ramp and toward the Chamber structure.)
Bella Braxton: Lastly… from Calabasas, California… weighing in at 140 pounds… ‘THE PROBLEM CHILD’… MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Really? A baton? That’s it? Hasn’t she been in this match before?
Stew-O: She has actually, that’s something she has over everyone else. We’re also told that the baton has something extra along with it.
Persephone: What?
Gavin Kirkland: Oh man do I love redheads! Not only is Ms. Extreme a former Universal Women’s Champion, but she is the longest-reigning title holder! She has a lot of experience and she knows how it feels to be in high-pressure situations like this. We could very well be seeing the next Universal Women’s Champion here tonight! She could have the pristine honor of being a two-time World Champion! Only adding to her Hall of Fame career.
Persephone: Seriously nobody answered me.
(Ms. Extreme enters the Extreme Elimination Chamber as she enters the ring. She wastes no time making her way to her corner as her theme fades out. Both she and Miku stare a hole into one another as ultimately, the match is set to begin.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go, this match is officially underway! The first two women are in the ring as Ms. Extreme and Miku Sakai look ready to go. Ms. Extreme bears her baton in her hand, meanwhile, Miku Sakai has that huge barbed wire candy cane in her hand and both seem to be taking their time surveying their surroundings.
Persephone: Okay seriously both of these weapons suck, can Miku at least have like… a gun concealed in there so she can shoot Camille?
Gavin Kirkland: I’m sure it works like that, Seph. Ms. Extreme seems to be making her way out of her corner, BUT MIKU IMMEDIATELY RUSHES OUT OF HER CORNER AS SHE SWINGS THE CANDY CANE STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME-
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO SEE IT COMING AND WHACKS IT OUT OF HER HAND WITH THE BATON! SHE THEN WHIPS BACK AS SHE TAKES THE WEAPON AND SWINGS IT A SECOND TIME- BUT THIS TIME MIKU MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT AND GRAB HER AROUND THE WAIST, TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! NOW SHE’S NOT WASTING ANY TIME BEGINNING TO DRIVE PUNCHES INTO HER FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: IT SEEMS LIKE SHE WANTS TO APPLY PRESSURE EARLY! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS ONE OF FIVE ELITISTS THAT SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO GET PAST IF SHE WANTS TO BE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! Ms. Extreme manages to shove herself away, stepping back and using the ropes to get back up to her feet. Miku staggers backward BUT RUSHES FORWARD-
Stew-O: JUST FOR MS. EXTREME TO TAKE THAT BATON AND SWING IT AT THE HEAD OF MIKU! TRYING ANOTHER ATTEMPT!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MIKU DUCKS UNDER THAT! SHE TWISTS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AS MS. EXTREME TURNS AROUND, FORCING HER TO DROP THE BATON AND GO DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! Miku then turns around and runs to the ropes and back as Ms. Extreme is briefly stunned… AND NAILS HER RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!
Persephone: Maybe Ms. Extreme is as washed as she says she is. Has she ever considered retirement instead of competing in this match?
Stew-O: Miku is now turning around as she makes her way up to the top rope, seemingly taking a bold leap as she prepares herself for an aerial move. SHE LAUNCHES OFF-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MS. EXTREME RUSHES FORWARD AND NAILS HER WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE FACE! Miku is stopped in place as Ms. Extreme continues to nail her with strikes, making sure that she goes nowhere while she has her. Meanwhile, it looks like Ms. Extreme is beginning to use the ropes to scale herself up, and this is not good as both of them are on that top rope right now, doing whatever they can to jockey for position.
Stew-O: Miku is beginning to gain her bearings back and drive punches into her face, but Ms. Extreme is shaking those off and beginning to get the better of her right now as she continues to hammer away. Both of them know how crucial this is this early into the match, so they’re doing whatever they possibly can right now to hold their ground! But it seems like Ms. Extreme is beginning to gain the advantage as she pulls her into Superplex position…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MIKU QUICKLY HAS MS. EXTREME BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO BITE HER FOREHEAD! MS. EXTREME IS CRYING OUT AS MIKU IS LETTING DESPERATION SINK IN HERE, KNOWING THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION AND FAST! Ms. Extreme is forced to let go of the grip that she has on her as Miku throws a punch straight into her face!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER THAT AND SNATCHES HER BEFORE PUSHING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! SHE DROPS MIKU DOWN WITH AN AVALANCHE EXPLODER SUPLEX AS BOTH OF THEM ARE LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR! Ms. Extreme seizes her back as Miku is down on the ground and it seems like she’s right where The Problem Child wants her to be right now.
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme is picking up that baton again and it looks like she wants to swing it! She’s making her way over to Miku who’s doing whatever she can right now to crawl herself away, knowing the tough predicament that she finds herself in right now. MS. EXTREME RAISES THE BATON-
(CRACK!)
Persephone: BUT MIKU WHACKS HER WITH THAT BIG ASS CANDY CANE! MS. EXTREME IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AND THE BARBED WIRE SEEMS TO HAVE CUT HER ACROSS THE FACE! YES!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME IS HURT AS MIKU TAKES THAT CANDY CANE AGAIN… BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST HER FACE A SECOND TIME! SHE DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND NOW MIKU IS BEGINNING TO BEAT HER DOWN REPEATEDLY! THE BARBED WIRE SURELY BEGINNING TO TEAR INTO HER SKIN RIGHT NOW AS MS. EXTREME IS DEFENSELESS!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU NOW GRABS A HOLD OF MS. EXTREME AND BEGINS TO SET HER UP, AND IT SEEMS SHE HAS A ‘STARFALL’ ATTEMPT IN MIND! LOOKING TO LIFT HER AND ATTEMPT THE VERTEBREAKER!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO SPIN THAT AROUND AND ROLL MIKU INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN INSTEAD! SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT, FIRST PIN COUNT OF THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Persephone: I wish that were the end of the match, but unfortunately that wasn’t, because Miku managed to kick out of it. Maybe Ms. Extreme needs to beat her with that baton.
Gavin Kirkland: Both of them are beginning to rise back up to their feet as Miku is quick to rush herself over! But before she can do anything, Ms. Extreme manages to sidestep her and throw her into the corner! Miku is backed up as Ms. Extreme rushes over, CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! She then grabs hold of Miku and sets her up… BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND INTO AN EXPLODER-
Stew-O: ONLY FOR MIKU TO CONNECT WITH A SWIFT ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! SHE THEN LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR AN ENZUGIRI-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER THAT AS MIKU LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK! MIKU TRIES TO GET BACK UP, BUT MS. EXTREME LEAPS UP AND NAILS HER SQUARE IN THE CHEST WITH A FOOT STOMP TO TAKE THE AIR OUT OF HER LUNGS!
Persephone: It seems like both of them have fucking failed because the count has started and the next entrant is about to come out, it seems like they should’ve been trying to eliminate each other faster.
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The lights begin to dim as a spotlight rotates around the four pods inside the Chamber. Ms. Extreme falls against one of the corners and begins to look around, trying to see who she’s going to have to go through next. It’s not long before it lands on one pod.)
Stew-O: WOW! MILLI BANKS SHOOTS OUT OF HER CHAMBER POD! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS IN THIS MATCH AND SHE LOOKS TO MAKE AN IMPACT!
Persephone: Okay seriously what even is her weapon, I don’t think anybody’s told me and I could not be more confused because there is one allegedly!
Gavin Kirkland: WELL WHEN YOU’RE THE CHAMPION SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED IS THE TALENT AND EVERYTHING ELSE COMES NATURALLY! MS. EXTREME PUSHES HERSELF OUT OF HER CORNER AND RUSHES AT MS. EXTREME… BUT MILLI LAUNCHES UP ONTO THE ROPES AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A STUNNING SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE TO TAKE HER DOWN!
Stew-O: MIKU IS UP TO A KNEELING POSITION, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, MILLI STEPS TOWARD HER AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! She then turns around as Ms. Extreme rises back up to her feet, STEPPING FORWARD AND NAILING HER WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW! THE CHAMPION IS BEGINNING TO GET ON A ROLL RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: Milli grabs a hold of Ms. Extreme by the head and brings her up to her feet, there are many things that she can do to her right now to gain control. :mjlit: She grabs her by the wrist and sends her to the ropes and back… AS MILLI RUSHES FORWARD AND LEAPS ONTO HER SHOULDERS, TRYING FOR A HURRICANRANA!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO CATCH HER BEFORE SHOVING HER OFF! MILLI STAGGERS BACK AS MS. EXTREME CRACKS HER ACROSS THE FOREHEAD WITH A HEADBUTT, TAKING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme manages to kill Milli’s momentum for the moment as she takes a moment to stagger back and turns around… ONLY FOR MIKU TO TAKE THE CANDY CANE AND SWING IT AT HER- NO! MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER THAT JUST IN TIME! SHE THEN TURNS AROUND AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO ATTACK HER-
Stew-O: BUT MIKU TAKES THE CANDY CANE AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO HER ABDOMEN! SHE PRESSES IT AGAINST HER STOMACH AS THE BARBED WIRE DIGS INTO MS. EXTREME’S SKIN, AND SHE’S FORCED TO YANK IT AWAY AS SHE DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND! You can see the pained expression on her face as she crawls away, doing what she can right now. Miku drops the candy cane, seeming to opt for something more as she grabs a hold of Ms. Extreme and begins to bring her back up to her feet-
(CRACK!)
Persephone: BUT SHE TURNS AROUND JUST TO GET CRACKED AGAINST THE HEAD WITH MS. EXTREME’S BATON! THE FORCE OF THAT WAS SO HARD THAT IT CREATED A CUT ON HER FOREHEAD AS SHE’S TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! FINALLY, SHE’S USING THAT STUPID THING!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME CLUTCHES ONTO THAT BATON AND I WISH THAT SHE’D USE THAT ON ME! SHE TAKES THE WEAPON AND SHE DRIVES IT INTO THE ABDOMEN OF MIKU SAKAI-
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?! ELECTRICITY IS BEGINNING TO SURGE OUT OF THAT THING! IT’S SPARKING AS MIKU IS BEGINNING TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE! IT SEEMS LIKE THAT WAS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE AS THAT’S NOT JUST ANY REGULAR BATON, THAT’S AN ELECTRIC BATON AND MS. EXTREME IS USING IT EFFECTIVELY!
Persephone: Oh. Well, fair enough I suppose.
Gavin Kirkland: Miku barely manages to rip herself away as she cries with pain, and Ms. Extreme looks quite satisfied with what she’s done right now as she steps over her. She has her sights set on continuing this match-
Stew-O: BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, MILLI BANKS LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH ‘NO FAKE BILLS HERE’! THE RUNNING SINGLE-LEG HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME DROPS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SHE WAITS FOR THE RIGHT TIME AND TAKES ADVANTAGE AS THE CHAMPION IS HOOKING THE LEG! TRYING TO GET THE EARLY ELIMINATION RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-
Persephone: Not enough, doofus. She kicks out and I’m left with yet another disappointment to add to this match. What a damn shame.
Gavin Kirkland: Milli managed to come out of nowhere and take control of the situation, and it seems like she’s going to make sure it stays that way as she turns around and seemingly has her eyes set on one Miku Sakai who’s beginning to use the ropes to make her way up to her feet in one of the corners. Milli begins to rush toward her, TRYING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE- BUT JUST IN TIME, MIKU MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: Miku then turns around as Milli lands on the outside, ONLY TO BE MET BY MILLI WHO GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE! The Universal Women’s Champion now has her eyes set as she begins to make her way up to the top rope, with Miku staggering toward the center of the ring, she has her right in position… AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING METEORA TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: And while she does that it seems like the count has begun! This match is about to welcome its fourth entrant and it’s only a matter of who that’s going to end up being right now! Milli is kept weary as the crowd begins to count down!
Persephone: Hope the pods are locked, nobody comes out, and they’re forced to cancel this God-awful match.
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The lights dim and the spotlight begins to rotate around, the crowd waiting in anticipation for what’s to come and Milli especially having an eye on everything herself. After some time, it lands on a pod as inside of it…)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION HOLLY ARROW IS HERE AND SHE BEARS THAT GUITAR IN HER HAND AS SHE RUSHES INTO THE RING! MILLI LIFTS HER BOOT INTO THE AIR AND TRIES TO TAKE HER OFF GUARD-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY DUCKS UNDER THAT, AS SHE SPINS AROUND AND-
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS MILLI’S FACE WITH THE GUITAR! SHE NOW PRESSES IT AGAINST THE FACE OF MILLI!
Gavin Kirkland: AND MILLI’S BEING ELECTROCUTED BY IT! SHE’S CONVULSING AS HOLLY IS SENDING SHOCKWAVES THROUGH HER THANKS TO THIS WEAPON THAT SHE HAS AND I THINK IT’S MORE THAN JUST A GUITAR!
(Holly backs off as she holds the guitar in her hand, the strings are seen sparking with electricity as she smirks for a moment, admiring the scenery.)
Stew-O: Milli is blinded and Holly takes the opportunity, AND SHE SWINGS THE GUITAR AGAIN- BUT SHE’S NOT ABLE TO DO IT FOR LONG AS MILLI MANAGES TO STEP BACK AND SLAM HER AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING! Holly grabs her back in pain but it’s clear Milli is feeling the effects more than her, covering her face as she struggles to even be able to see right now considering what just happened.
Persephone: BUT SHE’S FUCKING STUPID AS SHE GETS WHACKED UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THE GUITAR AGAIN AND TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: Holly is back up to her feet and she grabs a hold of Milli again, and it looks like she’s about to set her up for something…
Stew-O: BUT MIKU HAS THE BARBED WIRE CANDY CANE IN HER HAND AS SHE TAKES IT AND SWINGS FOR THE FENCES TOWARD THE HEAD OF HOLLY!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! SHE TAKES HER GUITAR AND KNOCKS THE CANDY CANE OUT OF HER HAND, BEFORE USING THE SIDE OF THE GUITAR AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST HER ABDOMEN! MIKU IS IN PAIN AS SHE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION, AND NOW HOLLY IS BEGINNING TO SLAM HER ELECTRIFIED WEAPON REPEATEDLY INTO HER SPINE!
Stew-O: Holly is being relentless right now and she knows that’s exactly what she needs to do if she wants to get ahead in this! She grabs a hold of Miku before spinning her around… SENDING HER INTO THE RINGPOST SHOULDER FIRST! Holly then turns around as she makes her way toward the center of the ring-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME OUT OF NOWHERE JUST RUSHED FORWARD AND CONNECTED WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO SEND HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING! Holy manages to keep herself up by grabbing a hold of the ropes, but Ms. Extreme is making her way over, ONLY FOR HOLLYTO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND GO FOR AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD-
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE LEG JUST IN TIME! She begins to pull Holly away by her ankle toward the center of the ring, but she’s clutching onto the turnbuckle padding, refusing to budge! Both of them are seemingly having a tug of war right now as Holly is refusing to let herself get the better of right now!
(RIP!)
Persephone: BUT HOLLY IS ONE DESPERATE BITCH! BECAUSE IT GOT SO BAD SHE MANAGED TO RIP THE ENTIRE TOP TURNBUCKLE PADDING OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY ATTEMPTS TO USE HER FREE LEG TO TRY TO KICK MS. EXTREME AGAIN, BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER THAT AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AROUND THE WAIST AND LIFTS HER OFF OF THE GROUND INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! THE SERAPH IS DROPPED DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF HER HEAD AND SHE’S LEFT REELING!
Stew-O: Holly slowly brings herself up to a kneeling position, and Ms. Extreme knows that she needs to take advantage now and get this match in her favor. She turns around and runs to the ropes and back-
Gavin Kirkland; BUT MS. EXTREME JUST FELL OVER THE TOP ROPE! MIKU SAKAI FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND CAUSES MS. EXTREME TO GO OVER AND OUT! SHE HAS A HOLD OF THAT BARBED WIRE CANDY CANE AS SHE’S PRESSING IT AGAINST MS. EXTREME’S THROAT AND BEGINNING TO CHOKE HER OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! MS. EXTREME IS BEGINNING TO BLEED PROFUSELY AS SHE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN TRYING TO ESCAPE!
Stew-O: MIKU GRABS A HOLD OF MS. EXTREME BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO SLAM IT REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE CHAIN LINKED WALLS OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! SHE DRIVES HER HEAD INTO IT AND BEGINS TO PRESS IT UP AGAINST THE UNFORGIVING STEEL AND THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS DEFENSELESS RIGHT NOW! SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THIS BUT IT’S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME STAGGERS BACK AND MIKU TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT! SHE QUICKLY GOES UNDER AND LIFTS HER OFF THE GROUND, SETTING HER UP FOR SOMETHING HERE…
Stew-O: AS SHE SPIKES MS. EXTREME DOWN ONTO HER NECK WITH A VERTEBREAKER ONTO THE CONCRETE! OH MY GOD! MS. EXTREME IS OUT OF IT AND MIKU QUICKLY ROLLS OVER AND GOES FOR A PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MS. EXTREME JUST GRABBED HER BATON FROM THE INSIDE OF THE RING AND STABBED IT RIGHT INTO MIKU, AND SHE’S ELECTROCUTING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HER RIGHT NOW AND MANAGES TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION THAT SHE’S IN! MS. EXTREME IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM THE BACK OF HER HEAD NOW BUT SHE’S STILL FIGHTING!
Stew-O: Milli Banks and Holly Arrow have recovered in the ring and are seeming to go at each other with a back and forth exchange, while that’s going on though it seems like the countdown has begun, signaling that the fifth entrant is about to be let free from their Chamber pod! Who’s it going to be?!
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Once again, the lights begin to dim. The spotlight begins to whirl around the two remaining Chamber pods as both KASAI and Bea Valentine. But it doesn’t seem like any of the competitors are focused on it, mostly concerned with all the action that is going on inside of the ring. It’s not long before the lights slow down and land on a sole pod.)
Gavin Kirkland: And Bea Valentine is out of her Chamber pod and that also means so is her butler Cornelius!
Persephone: Nobody answered me, this has to be some form of cheating, right?
Stew-O: Well once upon a time a couple of years back we saw Chris Elite bring Big Mike as his weapon into the Chamber.
Persephone: Well Chris Elite had the Gawd Contract-
Bea Valentine: (Off-Mic) Cornelius! Up!
(Cornelius nods his head as he crouches down, allowing Bea to get onto her shoulders as he lifts her off of the ground. She begins to smirk as she eyes the inside of the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: To be Cornelius right now…
Stew-O: BEA JUST PUSHED HERSELF OFF OF CORNELIUS AND FLEW INTO THE RING, TAKING DOWN BOTH HOLLY ARROW AND MILLI BANKS WITH A CROSSBODY!
Gavin Kirkland: Cornelius enters the ring himself as he grabs both Holly and Milli and discards them out of the ring, it seems like Bea Valentine has this all planned out right now as she’s barking orders to him once again…
Stew-O: AND CORNELIUS GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND SHOOTS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE LIKE A LAWN DART, AS BEA DROPS MIKU SAKAI ON THE OUTSIDE WHO IS JUST NOW BEGINNING TO NOTICE WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Persephone: Okay seriously this is ridiculous.
Gavin Kirkland: No, this is genius! Bea grabs a hold of Ms. Extreme as she sends her through the middle rope and back into the ring. She makes her way back inside… BUT IMMEDIATELY MS. EXTREME LUNGES AT HER! SHE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AND BEGINS TO GRAB HER BY THE HEAD, SLAMMING HER HEAD DOWN BACK AND FORTH AS BEA IS TRYING HER BEST TO FIGHT BACK!
Stew-O: But Cornelius has a hold of Ms. Extreme as he yanks her off of Bea by the shoulders. Cornelius has an obvious size advantage over everyone else in this match, and it’s clear that he’s going to use that to his advantage to help Bea toward the Universal Women’s Championship-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME SPINS AROUND AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A BACKFIST TO THE FACE OF CORNELIUS! CORNELIUS IS SENT STAGGERING BACK AS MS. EXTREME TURNS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! SHE THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK…
Stew-O: ONLY FOR MS. EXTREME TO BE MET WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Bea begins to step back as Cornelius immediately takes her orders and begins to situate Ms. Extreme against the corner in a seated position. Bea then sets herself up as she rushes forward…
Gavin Kirkland: CONNECTING WITH ‘BEA SWARM’! THE DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME COMPLETELY TAKE HER OUT AND BEA QUICKLY DRAGS HER OUT OF THE CORNER AND HOOKS THE LEG AS SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THAT! You can see the expression on Bea’s face, she’s not entirely pleased by that but she knows that she’s going to have more than enough opportunities to. Both of them seem to be looking to do more right now as Cornelius sets himself up…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS HE TURNS AROUND, WHAT HE DOESN’T SEE IS HOLLY ARROW PUSH HERSELF OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, GRABBING CORNELIUS BY THE HEAD AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A MASSIVE TORNADO DDT!
Stew-O: Bea immediately turns around and takes notice of this as she rushes forward, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A HARD KICK TO THE CHEST BY HOLLY WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! Holly then proceeds to turn around and run to the ropes and back… AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND PLANTS HER DOWN FACE FIRST WITH THE RUNNING STO!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea is down and it looks like Holly is going to make sure that she keeps this going, bringing her up to her feet as she’s going for something right here…
Stew-O: SENDING HER TO THE ROPES AND NAILING HER WITH ‘VICTORIA’! THE POP-UP KNEE STRIKE COMPLETELY WIPES HER OUT!
Persephone: Credit where credit is due, that looks better than whatever pathetic shit Myles calls a Pop-Up Knee Strike. But it’s a very low bar.
Gavin Kirkland: Holly drops down to a kneeling position, trying her best to recover as she takes a moment to recompose herself. She then begins to crawl over as she looks to hook the leg on Bea Valentine, going for a pin…
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! MS. EXTREME FROM BEHIND! SHE GRABS HER AND TURNS HER AROUND, IMMEDIATELY PULLING HER IN AND PLANTING HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE ‘TWIST OF FATE’! THE PROBLEM CHILD SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT AS SHE CONNECTED WITH THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER! AND NOW SHE HOOKS THE LEG AND IS QUICK TO GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY MANAGES TO SHOOT HER SHOULDER UP JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! REFUSING TO BUDGE!
Persephone: Finally, the last person is about to come out. Let’s get this over with quickly before this match gets genuinely irritable to watch. I have a very specific pallet.
Stew-O: We know.
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(KASAI smirks as the spotlight immediately shines down on her Chamber pod. She clutches her Queenslayer kendo stick in her hand, and she doesn’t waste any time beginning to make her presence known.)
Stew-O: THE LAST PERSON IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER HAS ENTERED INTO THE MATCH! KASAI RUSHES FORWARD AND IMMEDIATELY TARGETS MIKU SAKAI ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, CONNECTING WITH THE BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK STRAIGHT TO THE ABDOMEN, DIGGING INTO HER ALREADY OPEN WOUNDS!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT KASAI ALREADY HAS THE ADVANTAGE OVER HER AS SHE WRAPS THE KENDO STICK AROUND HER THROAT WITH THE BARBED WIRE CONTINUING TO PIERCE HER SKIN, TURNING AROUND AS SHE DRIVES HER STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALLS OF THE CHAMBER!
Stew-O: KASAI IS ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THE RING BUT AS SHE DOES SHE’S MET BY MILLI BANKS WHO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! KASAI STAGGERS BACK AND MILLI TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY AS SHE RUSHES FORWARD AND SEIZES THE KENDO STICK, TRYING TO GET IT OUT OF HER HANDS!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A BOOT TO THE ABDOMEN! THE WEAPON DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND NOW KASAI IS TAKING ADVANTAGE…
Stew-O: AS SHE GRABS MILLI BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HER FACE AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! MILLI’S FACE IS BUSTED OPEN AND KASAI TAKES ADVANTAGE AS SHE HOOKS THE ARMS AND LIFTS HER INTO A HUGE DRAGON SUPLEX WHICH MANAGES TO CONNECT!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI picks up her weapon again- BUT AS SHE DOES, CORNELIUS STEPS IN AND GRABS A HOLD OF IT! SHE YANKS IT FROM HER AND IMMEDIATELY BEA VALENTINE RUSHES IN AND TRIES TO TAKE HER DOWN! SHE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE-
Stew-O: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND SHOVES BEA TOWARD CORNELIUS! BEA STOPS HERSELF JUST IN TIME AS BOTH OF THEM ARE STARTLED BY THIS, AND KASAI TAKES ADVANTAGE AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF BEA TO SEND BOTH OF THEM STUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY MANAGES TO SNEAK UP BEHIND KASAI AS ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING AS SHE UNWINDS HER INTO ‘THE EMPEROR’S TIME’ STRAIGHT TO HER HEAD-
Stew-O: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE RIPCORD LARIAT! SHE TURNS AROUND AS SHE GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY DUCKS UNDER THAT AND QUICKLY GRABS A HOLD OF MIKU SAKAI’S WEAPON OF CHOICE, SLAMMING THE BARBED WIRE CANDY CANE RIGHT ACROSS HER FACE TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE TOSSING IT TO THE SIDE!
Persephone: Why is her signature weapon a barbed wire kendo stick anyway? Does she realize how ineffective that is in a match like this?
Stew-O: Well regardless the former Specialists Champion just went on a tear there before being promptly shut down by Holly Arrow. And now Holly has made her way over and picked up her electrified guitar, and it seems like she’s about to do some real damage here as KASAI staggers up to her feet…
Gavin Kirkland: AND HOLLY DRIVES THE ELECTRIFIED GUITAR INTO HER SIDE! KASAI IS BEING ELECTROCUTED AS SHE QUICKLY SHOVES HERSELF AWAY AND BACKS INTO THE CORNER! BUT NOW HOLLY IS TAKING THE WEAPON AND REPEATEDLY BEATING HER DOWN WITH IT RELENTLESSLY!
Stew-O: While that is going down, it seems like Ms. Extreme has gotten her hands on Milli Banks again, and she’s going to use this to her advantage right now. She grabs a hold of her and sends her toward the corner with an Irish whip, Milli is backed up as Ms. Extreme sets her up… GOING FOR A HIGH KNEE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE- But Milli manages to move out of the way of that as Ms. Extreme’s knee collides straight with the turnbuckles! She staggers back as she turns around, ONLY FOR MILLI TO CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KICK!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme drops down to a kneeling position and now Milli singing to take advantage of this, grabbing a hold of her by the head, AND GOING FOR A DDT TO SPIKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND-
Stew-O: BUT WHILE SHE DOES, MIKU SAKAI RUSHES IN WITH HER BARBED WIRE CANDY CANE AND WHACKS IT AGAINST THE FACE OF MILLI AS SHE CONNECTS WITH THE DDT! SHE TAKES BOTH COMPETITORS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Miku now turns around as she makes her way up to the top rope, and it looks like she has something in mind here. WHAT SHE DOESN’T SEE THOUGH IS BEA VALENTINE RUSHING OVER AND TRYING TO ATTACK HER-
Gavin Kirkland: Only for Miku to manage to connect with a swift kick to the face to force her backward! She manages to position herself… AS SHE LAUNCHES OFF-
Stew-O: WAIT! CORNELIUS SWOOPS IN! HE MANAGES TO CATCH MIKU IN HIS ARMS AND NOW HE HAS A HOLD OF HER! MIKU IS TRYING HER BEST TO SQUIRM FREE, BUT CORNELIUS LIFTS HER HIGH INTO THE AIR… BEFORE SENDING HER FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND COLLIDING HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea then turns around as she begins to scale up to the top rope, having her eyes on Milli who’s trying to recover on the ground, and looking to take advantage of this…
Stew-O: AS SHE LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH ‘FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEA’! THE FROG SPLASH CRUSHES MILLI FROM UNDERNEATH AND BEA IMMEDIATELY ROLLS BACK UP TO HER FEET!
(CRACK!)
Persephone: AS SHE’S MET BY HOLLY AND THAT GUITAR SLAMMING AGAINST THE FRONT OF HER FACE! SHE JUST GOT HIT WITH A SURGE OF ELECTRICITY! YEAH! HOPE THAT KNOCKED HER ASS OUT!
Stew-O: Cornelius sees this and realizes the type of situation that Bea is in right now and is making his way over to Holly-
Persephone: ONLY FOR HOLLY TO TAKE THE GUITAR AND SMASH IT ACROSS THE FACE OF CORNELIUS AS WELL! CORNELIUS DOESN’T GO DOWN, HE STAGGERS BACKWARD AND HOLLY GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET AS SHE RUSHES FORWARD!
Stew-O: AS SHE CONNECTS WITH ‘GALAXY IMPACT’ ON TO CORNELIUS TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HOLLY ARROW IS LAYING OUT THE FIELD RIGHT NOW AND SHE DOESN’T LOOK DONE!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE PICKS UP HER GUITAR AND RUSHES TOWARD MS. EXTREME WHO MANAGES TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE SWINGS DIRECTLY AT HER-
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! SHE PICKS UP HER ELECTRIC BATON AND TURNS AROUND TO SWING AT HOLLY!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY TURNS AROUND AND SWINGS BACK-
(## BOOM!)
Stew-O: BUT HOLLY IS TOO LATE! THE ELECTRIC GUITAR AND THE ELECTRIC BATON COLLIDE CREATING A MASSIVE EXPLOSION STRAIGHT AT THE FACE OF HOLLY ARROW WHICH SENDS HER BACKWARD! HOLLY IS BLINDED AND MS. EXTREME IS QUICK TO RISE BACK UP TO HER FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH ‘HOLY GROUND’ AS HOLLY ARROW IS DRIVEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! SHE’S DOWN AND MS. EXTREME IS QUICK TO HOOK THE LEG AND GO FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
Bella Braxton: HOLLY ARROW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Persephone: Finally.
Stew-O: We have our first elimination in the Chamber and it comes at the expense of Holly Arrow. She put up one hell of a fight and made quite the impression, but in the end, Ms. Extreme ended up getting the better of her, and you can see the look on all of these Elitists’ faces knowing the field continues to narrow down between all of them.
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN DO ANYTHING, MILLI BANKS RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE TO WIPE HER OUT! MEANWHILE, KASAI AND MIKU SAKAI ARE BEGINNING TO GO OUT AT, AND BEA VALENTINE IS SLITHERING AROUND LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!
Stew-O: Miku grabs a hold of the wrist and KASAI and sends her to the ropes for an Irish whip- But KASAI manages to stop herself just in time and slap her hand away before booting her hard in the abdomen! KASAI then grabs a hold of her and sends Miku through the middle rope and out of the ring! Miku takes a hard tumble and now KASAI has her eyes set on something here, as she turns around and runs to the ropes and back…
Gavin Kirkland: AS KASAI LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS TO TAKE MIKU OUT-
Persephone: BUT KASAI IS AN IDIOT AS MIKU MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! She takes a hard tumble but tries to recover and get back up to her feet, but it’s too late as Miku makes her way over to her.
Stew-O: Miku has a hold of KASAI by the head, SLAMMING HER FACE AGAINST THE GLASS OF ONE OF THE CHAMBER PODS! KASAI staggers back and Miku has her eyes set, rushing forward as she doesn’t know what’s coming here!
Gavin Kirkland: GOING FOR A ‘CUCK KILLER’! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!
Stew-O: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO KEEP HERSELF UP AND SHOVE MIKU AWAY! Miku staggers back but manages to rush herself forward!
Gavin Kirkland: ONLY TO BE MET WITH A ‘CTE’ RIGHT TO THE FACE! THE KINSHASA DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS KASAI COLLAPSES IN EXHAUSTION! WHAT A WAR THESE TWO ARE HAVING RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: Meanwhile it looks like Bea has brought herself into the equation, GRABBING MILLI BANKS BY THE HEAD AND SENDING HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! The Universal Women’s Champion gets wiped out as she turns around and grabs a hold of Ms. Extreme who’s beginning to recover, snatching her by the head. But Ms. Extreme is quick to respond as she sends a punch to the abdomen which forces Bea to stagger back! And now the Hall of Famer is back up to her feet as she begins to connect with a flurry of strikes!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea is stunned for the moment and it looks like Ms. Extreme wants to take advantage of that, turning around and running herself to the ropes and back… AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A RUNNING FRONT DROPKICK!
Stew-O: BUT CORNELIUS GRABS BEA AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! Ms. Extreme hits the air and lands flat on her back, clutching her spine in pain as she slowly rises back up to her feet. Cornelius and Bea seem to be quickly coordinating something here as Cornelius grabs a hold of Bea… LIFTING HER AND USING HER AS A BATTERING RAM, NAILING A BOOT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea now turns around and begins to make her way up to the top rope, and it looks like she has her eyes on something here as Ms. Extreme is down on the ground. Cornelius steps back as Bea begins to set herself up, perhaps another attempt at the Frog Splash right here…
Stew-O: WAIT! IN AN INSTANT MILLI BANKS JUST RAN UP THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF BEA VALENTINE OUT OF NOWHERE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND AS CORNELIUS TRIES TO CATCH HER, MILLI SHOOTS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH AN AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY LANDING ON TOP OF CORNELIUS AND WIPING HIM OUT!
Persephone: Okay, filler Champion is putting up a good showing right now, maybe she’ll walk away with her title I was going to count her out for the laughs.
Stew-O: Meanwhile KASAI has entered back into the ring after taking down Miku, and it seems like she’s completely focused on the competition inside of the ring right now. Milli rolls back up to her feet and turns herself around, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY THE MAD HUNTRESS TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI rises back up and makes her way over, taking hold of her Queenslayer again and making her way over to a recovering Ms. Extreme, and she doesn’t waste any time here… LIFTING IT AND CONNECTING RIGHT ACROSS HER SPINE WITH IT!
Stew-O: She then grabs a hold of Milli as she slowly begins to stir up to her feet, AND SHE’S QUICK TO WRAP THE KENDO STICK AROUND HER THROAT AND BEGIN TO CHOKE HER OUT! KASAI is relentless as the barbed wire digs into Milli Banks, and she’s flailing her arms around, trying to figure out a way to get out of this! This has to be suffocating as she is trying to situate herself, but KASAI has the hold locked in and she doesn’t look like she’s about to let go for even a second right here!
Gavin Kirkland: Milli begins to slow down and it looks like she’s beginning to fade, slowly going down to a seated position and it looks like KASAI has her right where she wants her right here! Milli is doing whatever she possibly can right now to stay conscious but it doesn’t seem like it’s doing much! KASAi is about to take out the Universal Women’s Champion in brutal fashion here tonight! Will Milli Banks pass out?!
(…)
Stew-O: NO! MILLI JUST SNATCHED MS. EXTREME’S ELECTRIC BATON FROM THE GROUND AND DROVE IT STRAIGHT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF KASAI! KASAI’S HOLD IS LOOSENED AND THAT ALLOWS MILLI TO MAKE HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET AND RUN HER BACKWARD AS KASAI COLLIDES HARD WITH THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI is stunned as she drops down to a kneeling position, and I don’t know what Milli is doing but it seems like she’s fiddling with her boot right now, trying to take advantage of the former Specialists Champion, but what is she doing? She steps forward…
Stew-O: GOING FOR A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE-
(# BOOM!)
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL?! MILLI’S BOOT JUST EXPLODED! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS ACROSS THE JAW OF KASAI AND SENDS HER TUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND AND SHE’S BLINDED! THE LOOK ON THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION SEEMS TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE THIS IS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN!
Persephone: Exploding heels, okay, not bad.
Stew-O: KASAI IS STAGGERING UP TO HER FEET! BLINDED BY THIS SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO REALIZE WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! BEA VALENTINE IS ON THE SHOULDERS OF CORNELIUS AGAIN! CORNELIUS PUSHES HER OFF!
Stew-O: AS BEA DROPS DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘BEA STING’ ONTO KASAI! THE MUSHROOM STOMP OFF OF THE SHOULDERS OF CORNELIUS COMPLETELY TAKES THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION OUT! AND BEA HOOKS THE LEG AS SHE GOES FOR THE PIN HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
Bella Braxton: KASAI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BEA GOT THE ELIMINATION! We are down to the final four in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match! The Champion Milli Banks, Ms. Extreme, Miku Sakai, and Bea Valentine! All of them know just how much they have left, and it looks like they’re not going to have much of a choice but to run the gauntlet!
Stew-O: BUT AS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE RING WAS GOING DOWN, MIKU SAKAI FROM BEHIND SWOOPS IN AND ROLLS UP MILLI BANKS INTO A SCHOOLGIRL PIN ATTEMPT!
OOOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MILLI MANAGES TO SHOOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST A HAIR BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! Miku almost caught her off guard there but she wasn’t going to let that happen as she quickly managed to rise herself back up to her feet! ONLY TO BE NAILED BY A JUMPING KNEE STRAIGHT TO THE JAW BY MIKU WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Miku then rises back up to her feet and immediately has her eyes set on Bea Valentine, who is beginning to recover in the corner. She rushes over to her and looks to take her down to the ground- But before she can do that, Bea manages to move out of the way as she sends Miku chest first into the turnbuckles! Miku staggers back as Bea grabs a hold of her around the waist, TRYING TO LIFT HER OFF THE GROUND INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX-
Gavin Kirkland: But Miku manages to connect with a hard back elbow straight to the face to get Bea to release the hold and force her back! Miku takes a moment to compose herself as she seems to have her eyes set right here…
Stew-O: BUT LOOK WHO JUST CAME IN FROM BEHIND! MS. EXTREME LAUNCHES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MIKU! SHE’S TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AND SHE HAS THAT ELECTRIC BATON IN HER HAND! BEA RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A STRIKE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME JUST WENT UNDER HER AND DROVE THAT ELECTRIC BATON RIGHT INTO HER KNEE, TAKING HER DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! Bea is hurt and Ms. Extreme looks to take advantage of that… AS SHE USES THE ELECTRIC BATON AND BEGINS TO CHOKE HER OUT! ELECTRICITY BEGINS TO SURGE FROM IT AS BEA IS WAVING HER ARMS AROUND! TRYING HER BEST TO ESCAPE!
Stew-O: Meanwhile Miku has seemingly rolled out to the outside of the ring, and it looks like she’s being met by Milli Banks who’s recovering on the outside as well. The Champion makes her way over and grabs a hold of Miku Sakai, ONLY FOR MIKU TO CONNECT WITH A HARD KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN WHICH DOUBLES HER OVER! Miku looks to take advantage of this as she grabs Milli by the head, SENDING HER STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAIN LINKED WALL OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE! MILLI JUST LEAPED ONTO THE CHAMBER AND NOW SHE’S BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE STRUCTURE! MIKU IS QUICK TO RUSH OVER AND GRAB HER BY THE ANKLE TO YANK HER DOWN TO THE GROUND, BUT MILLI USES HER FREE LEG TO KICK HER AWAY AS SHE CONTINUES HER CLIMB!
Stew-O: MILLI IS CLIMBING UP TO THE VERY TOP OF THE CHAMBER AND I DON’T THINK BEA AND MS. EXTREME SEEM TO NOTICE THIS AS THEY’RE GOING BACK AND FORTH! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS LOOKING TO MAKE A DEMANDING STATEMENT IN THIS MATCH AND MIKU CAN ONLY WATCH AS MILLI PUSHES HERSELF OFF…
Gavin Kirkland: AND SHE PUSHES OFF INTO A MOONSAULT FROM THE ROOF OF THE CHAMBER TAKING DOWN BOTH BEA VALENTINE AND MS. EXTREME FROM UNDERNEATH HER! OH MY GOD!
Persephone: Why was Miku just standing there, is she stupid?
Stew-O: I think she knows better than to get herself involved. In actuality, I think she has some sort of idea right now!
(Miku looks around and immediately enters inside of the ring, scrambling for her barbed wire candy cane as she picks it up. She has a devilish grin on her face as she eyes the competition that is beginning to recover inside the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: Milli slowly rolls herself under the bottom rope and out of the ring, while on the otherhand it looks like Ms. Extreme hasn’t moved yet. That leaves Bea Valentine who is slowly beginning to rise, and I don’t think she knows what is coming for her right now…
Stew-O: MIKU TAKES THE BARBED WIRE CANDY CANE AND SWINGS IT RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF BEA VALENTINE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BEA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! BEA TURNS AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY LAUNCHES HERSELF INTO THE AIR AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE TO DROP MIKU DOWN TO THE GROUND! Bea manages to roll back up to her feet as she turns herself around, making her way over to Miku while she has the opportunity…
Stew-O: BUT MILLI! MILLI FROM OUTSIDE OF THE RING JUST TOOK A HOLD OF KASAI’S QUEENSLAYER AND WRAPPED IT AROUND THE THROAT OF BEA! SHE’S BEGINNING TO CHOKE OUT THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION AS SHE SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT! AND BEA IS STRUGGLING TO BREATHE RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S BEING PRESSED AGAINST THE ROPES, MILLI USING HER KNEE TO PRESS AGAINST HER SPINE AND APPLY MORE PRESSURE!
Gavin Kirkland: BEA CAN’T BREATHE AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT SHE CAN DO! IF SHE CAN’T FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE OUT OF THSI THEN SHE COULD VERY WELL CONSIDER THIS MATCH OVER! MILLI IS CONTINUING THIS ASSAULT!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! CORNELIUS! CORNELIUS FROM BEHIND ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF MILLI AND YANKED HER AWAY FROM BEA! BEA FINALLY GETS A MOMENT TO BREATHE AS MILLI STAGGERS BACK! MILLI RUSHES FORWARD AND TRIES TO TAKE CORNELIUS DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CORNELIUS JUST WENT UNDER AND GRABBED A HOLD OF MILLI AS HE RUNS HIMSELF FORWARD!
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Stew-O: OH MY GOD! CORNELIUS JUST SPEARED MILLI BANKS THROUGH A CHAMBER POD! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS! BOTH OF THEM ARE COMPLETELY WIPED OUT, AND BEA IS LOOKING ON IN SHOCK! SHE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT SHE’S JUST SEEN! CORNELIUS HAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR HER!
Persephone: Damn bitch! He’s moving faster than Xander Payne on Thanksgiving!
Gavin Kirkland: But I think what Bea also sees is Miku in a seated position in the corner, as she’s slowly trying her best to make her way back up to her feet, but I think Bea is simply refusing to let that happen right now…
Stew-O: AS SHE RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE OF MIKU SAKAI! ‘BEA SWARM’ CONNECTS AGAIN AND BEA IS QUICK TO STAGGER BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW TOT AKE DOWN ANOTHER PERSON IN THIS MATCH AND BRING IT DOWN TO THREE! SHE FALLS BACK AGAINST THE CORNER AND SHE HAS HER EYES SET ON MIKU WHO IS BEGINNING TO STAGGER BACK UP, AND I DON’T THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT’S ABOUT TO HIT HER RIGHT HERE! BEA RUSHES FORWARD!
Stew-O: AS SHE GOES FOR A ‘BEA-TRIGGER’ STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS SHE DOES! MIKU USES THE CANDY CANE AND SMACKS IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF BEA! BEA VALENTINE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP AND WHAT THE HELL IS MIKU DOING?!
(Miku fiddles with the bottom of the barbed wire candy cane, twisting it and opening something as she pulls out some sort of small container that was encased inside of it. She has her eyes set on Bea who is clutching her face in pain, slowly rising back up to her feet.)
Stew-O: WHA- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! WHAT DID MIKU JUST THROW IN BEA’S FACE!
Persephone: ACID! ACID!
Gavin Kirkland: THERE’S NO WAY THAT’S ACID!
Persephone: SHE’S BEING BURNED BY IT, IT’S FUCKING ACID YOU IDIOT!
Stew-O: MIKU JUST HAD SOME SORT OF VILE OF ACID IN THAT CANDY CANE AND SHE JUST THREW IT INTO THE FACE OF BEA! NOW MIKU STEPS BACK AS BEA IS CRYING IN PAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE ‘CUCK KILLER’ CONNECTS! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER DROPS BEA DOWN TO THE GROUND AND MIKU NOW ROLLS BEA ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN TO CLOSE THIS ONE OFF!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: BEA VALENTINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: WE ARE NOW DOWN TO THREE PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH! MIKU SAKAI! MS. EXTREME! MILLI BANKS! ONLY ONE OF THEM CAN COME OUT ON TOP AND BECOME THE NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Persephone: I guess we can give credit to Bea Valentine. Having the unfortunate displeasure of watching her on Voltage, she exceeded my expectations.
Gavin Kirkland: YOu can see the smirk on Miku’s face as she slowly begins to rise, this was the plan all along and it worked to perfection as she managed to get someone out of this match. Now she’s only two Elitists away from winning the Universal Women’s Championship and I’m sure that feels sweet for her-
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME OUT OF NOWHERE JUST SHOT FORWARD AND LEAPED INTO THE AIR! CONNECTING WITH THE ‘HOLY GROUND’ ONTO MIKU SAKAI!
Gavin Kirkland: THE JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TAKES MIKU DOWN BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN GET BACK UP AFTER ELIMINATING BEA! AND NOW MS. EXTREME LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS! HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FROT HE PIN!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Stew-O: NO! NO! MIKU SAKAI JUST SHOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Persephone: FUCK.
Gavin Kirkland: That was a close call there, and given the right opportunity, Ms. Extreme could’ve very well gotten herself one step closer to securing her chances of winning, but Miku was ready for that and that’s not something that she entirely anticipated.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme begins to make her way up to her feet, having her eyes set on Miku who hasn’t moved very much since the finisher connected, and it looks like she wants to make sure that she’s able to finish this one off. She has her sights set as Miku begins to recover…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WHAT SHE DOESN’T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT IS MILLI BANKS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE, AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD AND SPINS AROUND THE ROPES INTO ‘DIAMOND DUST’! THE 619 CUTTER CONNECTS PLANTING THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN TO THE GROUND AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: But you can tell that she’s not in the best of shape right now. She’s doing everything that she can to keep herself in the fight but remember she was just speared through the Chamber pod and she has cuts and bruises everywhere because of that. But regardless she’s up to her feet.
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI FROM BEHIND GRABS HER BY THE WAIST AND PULLS HER TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING- BUT MILLI HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND MANAGES TO WHIP HER BACKWARD! Miku is forced to let go as she rolls backward and gets up to a kneeling position, Milli quickly turns herself around on a dime… RUSHING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING STO TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Miku is down on the ground and Milli is quick to get back up to her feet, running to the ropes and back and seemingly looking to go for something here… ONLY FOR MIKU TO POP BACK UP AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND NAILS HER WITH A DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! Miku manages to find the energy to fight back and she uses that well to drop her down to the canvas! Milli is hurt by that but still manages to get back up to her feet, not particularly keen on letting that be her undoing as she attempts to swing at her!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MIKU MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AND GO BEHIND HER AS SHE DIGS HER NAILS INTO HER EYES! SHE HITS ‘CAT SCRATCH FEVER’ AS SHE RAKES AT THE EYES OF MILLI AND DIGS INTO THE WOUNDS ALREADY PROMINENT ON HER FACE! SHE THEN GRABS HER BY HER HAIR AND SLAMS HER DOWN ONTO THE GROUND! She isn’t done as she then proceeds to set her up, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A HARD DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE ABDOMEN!
Stew-O: BUT AS SHE DOES, SHE’S MET BY MS. EXTREME WHO GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND LIFTS HER OFF OF THE GROUND INTO A URANAGE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MIKU MANAGES TO LUNGE INTO THE AIR AND GRAB A HOLD OF HER BEFORE PULLING HER INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THAT JUST IN TIME! BOTH OF THEM RISE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET AND MS. EXTREME RUSHES TOWARD MIKU! BUT MIKU QUICKLY GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK TO THE FACE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO SIDESTEP OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! SHE GOES FROM BEHIND AND GRABS A HOLD OF HER, UNWINDING HER INTO A RIPCORD ELBOW STRIKE- BUT MIKU MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! SHE SPINS AROUND AND THEN PROCEEDS TO GO FOR A DISCUS FOREARM- BUT MS. EXTREME GOES UNDER THAT AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AROUND THE WAIST AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY TO TAKE HER DOWN!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme then rises back up to her feet as she sees Milli and brings her back up to her feet, and it seems like she has her eyes set on something here, as she makes her way over to one of the corners. SHE’S LOOKING TO SLAM MILLI’S FACE AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Gavin Kirkland: But Milli manages to hold her foot out just in time! She connects with a hard elbow to the chest which forces her backward, and as Ms. Extreme staggers back, SHE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND SLAMS HER FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES INSTEAD! The cuts on Ms. Extreme’s face begin to deepen as she’s hurt, barely able to keep herself up after that happened. Milli though is beginning to take a couple of steps back, what in the world does she have in mind here…?
(THUD!)
Stew-O: MILLI BANKS LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GRABS A HOLD OF MS. EXTREME, CONNECTING WITH A SUNSET FLIP BOMB INTO THE CORNER AS THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD BANGS HARD AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Persephone: That bitch already got her head dropped on concrete and now she’s continuing to spill blood from the back of it. She’s either concussed or dead, either way, I’m not complaining about it too much.
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME IS OUT OF IT AND MILLI SLOWLY PULLING HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE NEEDS TO CLOSE THIS ONE OFF HERE AND THAT’S WHAT SHE PLANS TO DO AS-
Stew-O: ‘WALK OF SHAME’!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI OUT OF NOWHERE JUST LAUNCHED HERSELF OFF AS THE DIVING CORKSCREW CUTTER CONNECTS ONTO MILLI BANKS! THE CROWD GOES CRAZY AS MIKU ROLLS MILLI OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! ARE WE GOING TO BE GUARANTEED A NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION TONIGHT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(…)
Stew-O: MILLI BANKS MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF IT! Miku Sakai is in disbelief right now! She can’t believe that wasn’t enough to put her to rest! But the Champion is still fighting, she refuses to quit! She’s not going to stay down!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku is hurt as she begins to rise again, and you can tell just how unhappy she is about all of this and how it went down. She begins to make her way back up and immediately grabs Milli by the head and drags her up as well. She wants to make sure that there’s a definite end to this match right now and she knows there’s only one way to do it.
Stew-O: AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND WINDS HERSELF UP FOR THE ‘CUCK KILLER’!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MILLI MANAGES TO STEP BACK AS MIKU LANDS ON HER BACK! SHE TRIES TO GET BACK UP TO HER FEET!
Stew-O: BUT MILLI JUST LEAPED INTO THE AIR AND PLANTED HER DOWN WITH THE FRONT FLIP BACKSTABBER! ‘NEW BODY’ CONNECTS! ‘NEW BODY’!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MILLI KNOWS THAT WON’T BE ENOUGH! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE CAN’T AFFORD TO GO TO THE WELL AND FAIL AGAIN! SHE’S MAKING HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: No! No, she’s not only doing that, but she’s also beginning to climb up onto one of the Chamber pods! Miku Sakai hasn’t moved and Milli Banks is elevating herself even higher than the top rope! She’s perched up on the pod as she has her eyes set…
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! MILLI JUST LEAPED OFF OF THE CHAMBER POD AND CONNECTED WITH ‘MILLI-ON-AIR’!
Stew-O: THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE POD CONNECTS RIGHT DOWN ONTO MIKU SAKAI AND YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ETCHED ONTO THE FACE OF MILLI AS SHE CONNECTS WITH THAT! BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING HER AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN! SHE’S TRYING TO CLOSE THIS OUT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(…)
Gavin Kirkland: WE ARE DOWN TO TWO PEOPLE LEFT IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
Bella Braxton: MIKU SAKAI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(Milli slouches down to the ground after the elimination is called, a look of pain and exhaustion written all over her face as she slowly begins to crawl herself away. She knows that she’s at the final stretch, she knows that she only has one obstacle left before her Universal Women’s Championship reign can continue strong, and unfortunately for her… it’s one hell of a roadblock.)
(Because standing across from the current Universal Women’s Champion is the longest-reigning Universal Champion. Ms. Extreme, a well-deserved Hall of Famer who has scratched and clawed to reach this moment, this opportunity. One too many times has she let it slip before, and one too many times has she fallen. But the common theme is the fact that she gets back up, even with so many World Championship opportunities out the window, she knows that only one of them matters, and that’s right here, right now. In a single, fleeting moment, it’s like time stands still as both of them eye one another.)
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME SHOOTS UP TO HER FEET AND GOES FOR A BOOT TO THE FACE OF MILLI- BUT MILLI MANAGES TO STEP BACK AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF THE LEG OF MS. EXTREME! SHE SWEEPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND, BEFORE STEPPING BACK AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR FOR A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! SHE GETS UP TO HER FEET AS MILLI CLUTCHES HER ABDOMEN, AND SHE RUSHES FORWARD TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! SHE BEGINS TO SLAM REPEATED FISTS INTO HER FACE! BUT MILLI IS QUICK TO TURN THINGS AROUND AS SHE ROLLS HER OVER, SWITCHES PLACES, AND BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH STRIKES OF HER OWN!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME SHOVES HER AWAY AS BOTH OF THEM GET BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! SHE KICKS MILLI IN THE ABDOMEN AND PULLS HER IN, SPINNING HER AROUND AND GOING FOR THE ‘TWIST OF FATE’ TO TAKE HER DOWN-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MILLI MANAGES TO SPIN AROUND AND GRAB HER BY THE HEAD BEFORE GOING FOR ‘DIAMOND DUST’! THE 619 CUTTER-
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO KEEP HER UP AS SHE PUSHES MILLI AWAY AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! MS. EXTREME GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND RUSHES FORWARD TOWARD MILLI-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MILLI MANAGES TO JUMP UP AND WRAP HER ARMS AROUND HER HEAD! SHE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AND NOW SHE HAS A TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME IS GASPING FOR AIR AS SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THIS! SHE WAVES HER ARMS AROUND DESPERATELY, BUT MILLI HAS THE HOLD LOCKED IN TIGHT! BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH AND HAVE GONE THROUGH HELL TO GET TO THIS POINT! THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DIG DOWN DEEP TO ELIMINATE THE OTHER RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME JUST TOOK THE ELECTRIC BATON AND DROVE IT INTO THE SHOULDER OF MILLI BANKS! MILLI IS BEING ELECTROCUTED AS MS. EXTREME THEN GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND WITH A FEAT OF STRENGTH LIFTS HER OFF OF THE GROUND!
Stew-O: SLAMMING HER DOWN INTO ‘RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE’! THE KNOCKOUT SLAM CONNECTS! BUT MS. EXTREME ISN’T DONE!
Gavin Kirkland: AS SHE LIFTS MILLI A SECOND TIME AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ‘RED QUEEN RAMPAGE’! ONE MORE TIME!
Stew-O: AS THE THIRD KNOCKOUT SLAM CONNECTS!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NO! MILLI TWISTS HERSELF IN THE AIR WHILE MS. EXTREME LIFTS HER! NO WAY!
Stew-O: ‘BANKRUPT’! ‘BANKRUPT’ CONNECTS ONTO MS. EXTREME! MILLI HOOKS THE LEG! MILLI’S GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT OF ‘BANKRUPT’! SHE’S NOT GOING OUT JUST YET!
Stew-O: And I don’t think Milli believes what just happened! She’s getting up to her feet dumbfounded now, and who knows what it’s going to take to finish this match off right now! Ms. Extreme is slowly rising back up to her feet, and I think she knows the amount of trouble that she’s in right now. If she wants to keep her Universal Women’s Championship dreams alive, if she wants to push beyond, then she’s going to have to figure out a way to escape the onslaught by Milli Banks as she has her right here!
Gavin Kirkland: MILLI IS BRINGING HER UP INTO THE ‘MONEY MAKER’! THE GORY SPECIAL DDT!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO SPIN OUT OF IT AND MANUEVER HERSELF IN THE AIR BEFORE ROLLING UP MILLI BANKS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MILLI MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THAT-
Stew-O: ‘AVA LOCK’! ‘AVA LOCK”! MS. EXTREME JUST ROLLED THROUGH AND NOW HAS THE MODIFIED STF LOCKED IN! MILLI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW AS MS. EXTREME IS WRENCHING BACK ON HER HEAD! SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN RIGHT NOW TO FINISH THE JOB!
Gavin Kirkland: WHILE ALL OF THIS SEEMS PRETTY UNCERTAIN, WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM MY ANGLE IS MILLI BANKS IS IMMEDIATELY BEGINNING TO FADE! SHE’S GONE THROUGH SO MUCH IN THIS MATCH! SHE’S FOUGHT THROUGH FAR TOO MUCH! SHE KNOWS THAT IF SHE DOESN’T GET OUT OF THIS THEN IT’S COMPLETELY OVER FOR HER! SHE’S DONE EVERYTHING THAT SHE CAN, BUT MS. EXTREME MIGHT NOT GIVE HER A CHOICE RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: AND IT LOOKS LIKE MILLI’S FADING! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS! THIS MIGHT VERY WELL MARK THE END OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN OF MILLI BANKS RIGHT HERE AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO MS. EXTREME! IS THIS IT?!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S DONE! MILLI’S OUT! MILLI’S OUT! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Persephone: DING! DING! DING!
Stew-O: NO! MILLI IS ALIVE!
Persephone: Hah, did I get you? :umad:
Gavin Kirkland: MILLI ROLLS HERSELF THROUGH AND MANAGES TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE HOLD! MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO SQUIRM HER WAY OUT OF IT BUT MILLI HAS A HOLD OF HER!
Stew-O: SHE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN ‘WELLS FARGO’! SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN RIGHT NOW TO LOCK IN THE BANKS STATEMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HER ELECTRIC BATON AND DRIVE IT INTO THE FACE OF MILLI!
Stew-O: BUT MILLI SNATCHES A HOLD OF THE ELECTRIC BATON AND YANKS IT OUT OF HER HANDS-
(BANG!)
(BANG!)
(BANG!)
(BANG!)
(BANG!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW MILLI IS SLAMMING THAT ELECTRIC BATON AGAINST THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD REPEATEDLY! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Stew-O: AND NOW SHE LOCKS IN ‘WELLS FARGO’! THE BANKS STATEMENT IS LOCKED IN AND MS. EXTREME IS BARELY CONSCIOUS! SHE’S FIGHTING THROUGH UNBEARABLE PAIN RIGHT NOW AS MILLI WRENCHES BACK ON HER HEAD! SHE’S TURNED THE TABLES! SHE’S DONE EVERYTHING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN TO FIGHT BACK AND NOW WE’RE HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME HAS FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET HERE! BUT MILLI HAS FOUGHT JUST AS HARD! BOTH OF THEM DID NOT WANT TO QUIT EVEN FOR A SECOND NO MATTER THE ODDS AND NOW THEY FIND THEMSELVES HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE THE END RIGHT HERE AS MS. EXTREME IS DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN…
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(…)
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME TAPS OUT! MS. EXTREME TAPS! AND STILL! AND STILL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Me Against The Music’ begins to play through the speakers once again as Milli Banks immediately releases the hold. She collapses down to the ground, rolling onto her back in pain as she looks up at the arena lights. The crowd is in an uproar as they cheer loudly for the now-defending Universal Women’s Champion. She slowly stirs up to her feet, exhausted but as she realizes what happened, she slowly begins to grow a smirk.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND STILL!!!!! EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!! MILLI BANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland; Not only is she insanely beautiful, but she is an insanely amazing Elitist! In what was undoubtedly her toughest defense to date, in the toughest match type that a Champion could go through, Milli Banks has outlasted five other women to remain on top still your Universal Women’s Champion!
(Milli takes her title into her hand as she raises it into the air, a prideful expression on her face despite all the pain and exhaustion that she is surely going through right now. She throws her title over her shoulder, looking around with a smile.)
Stew-O: From Pain For Pride into the next season Milli Banks has had an amazing reign as Champion, beating all comers and pulling off some insane feats that nobody could’ve imagined. Now she can hang her hat on a successful title defense like the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and what a way to kick off Road To Redemption here tonight!
Persephone: Yeah, uh, she did alright… credit where credit is due I suppose…
Gavin Kirkland: Credit to Ms. Extreme as well, she laid it all on the line, and for a second there even I believed we were going to see a new Champion. But Milli pulled out quite literally all the stops to keep her down and it was just barely enough to make her way by.
Stew-O: And now she enters into 2025 as the reigning, defending EAW Universal Women’s World Champion. Congratulations to Milli Banks! And once again, what a way to kick off this Marquee Event!
(Milli climbs up to the top turnbuckle, taking her title and raising it high into the air as pyro is seen erupting out behind her. She bears the biggest smile that she possibly can on her face as it’s the last shot seen before Road To Redemption, from there, begins to fade out to elsewhere.)
(Road to Redemption fades back from a commercial break with a graphic flashing across the screen following up with loud cheers from the crowd.)
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Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Ole’ by The Bouncing Souls hits through the PA system as Ryan Joseph Wilson makes his entrance, greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd. Wilson nods respectfully toward the audience, a gesture of tradition, before motivating them to cheer even louder with a wave of his arms. With his focus now fully on the battle ahead, he makes his way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST!… FROM MONTRÉAL, QUÉBEC, CANADA!… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS!… THE WORKHORSE!… RYAN!… JOSEPH!… WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Hero’s welcome! Ryan Joseph Wilson has been determined all week leading up to this match. He’s expressed how much the past few years have meant to him, and this is the moment Ryan Joseph Wilson truly deserves.
Eve: Ryan has been waiting for this opportunity for what feels like forever. He’s fought through everything this season, and now, right here in Commonwealth Stadium, there’s no better place like home to celebrate what could be a crowning victory.
Deadprez: Man, can y’all feel the energy tonight?! This crowd is here to root for the brand new National Elite Champion! I can’t wait to see how this match unfolds for him!
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of Ryan, did you guys hear the bars he was spitting this week? Man, they were fire! He could make a great rapper!
Deadprez: Say what?
Gavin Kirkland: Did you not watch his promo?
Deadprez: Oh, you mean the stuff at the end? I thought he was just rambling. Something about Kendrick Lamar and bricks whatever, I couldn’t really figure out what the hell he was saying.
Eve: While that might be a questionable approach toward SOSA Henderson, one thing that hasn’t changed about Ryan Wilson is his intense focus coming into this match. He’s aiming to take this huge win and bring the title home. We’re about to find out how this all goes down!
(Ryan Joseph Wilson enters the ring and removes his jacket before leaning against the corner. He begins pulling on the middle rope, using it to warm up. ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef replaces his theme music, and flaming pyro shoots into the air in sync with his theme music as SOSA Henderson appears with the EAW National Elite Championship resting on his shoulder. Henderson, dressed in a black-and-gold coat over his wrestling gear, walks out with an unpleasant look on his face as his eyes lock onto Ryan Wilson in the ring as Henderson marches toward the ring in his stylish fashion as he carries the National Elite Championship with him to the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT!… FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA!… WEIGHING IN AT 191 POUNDS!… HE’S THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… BULLETPROOF!… SOSAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!… HENDERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The EAW National Elite Champion has arrived at Commonwealth Stadium, setting his sights on crushing Ryan’s dreams and dashing the hopes that the Edmonton crowd is carrying tonight for this match!
Eve: Henderson has taken an extremely serious and intense approach toward Ryan Joseph Wilson this week. In stark contrast to Wilson’s approach, the champion seems to be taking no prisoners when it comes to how he views this match.
Deadprez: Henderson is determined to secure his first title defense tonight and ensure that this becomes yet another night where Ryan fails in his mission.
(Henderson arrives in the ring and hands the title to the referee as the lights return to normal. The crowd erupts in louder cheers for Ryan Joseph Wilson. Wilson continues warming up in the corner, waiting for the match to begin, while Henderson puts away his entrance gears away preparing for the bell to ring.)
(DING DING DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: Annnnnnnnnnd here we– OH!!?!??! AND RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, RYAN WILSON SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING AND KNOCKS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION OUT COLD WITH A QUICK AND BRUTAL HELLUVA KICK, DROPPING HENDERSON STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: The Champion is down before he can even react as Ryan goes for the cover, but Henderson rolls to the outside, taking a moment to recover and avoid Ryan capitalizing on him!
Deadprez: Edmonton crowd is already seated watching their hero take control from the start. Ryan now locks his sights on Henderson, who’s outside clutching his jaw… RYAN LEAPS ACROSS THE RING WITH SPACEMAN MOONSAULT PLANCHA, TAKING HENDERSON DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AND LEAVING THE CROWD STUNNED BY HIS INCREDIBLE ATHLETICISM!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson is taking a serious beating right now, not looking good for the champion in his first defense, as he’s already endured so much offense early on from Ryan Joseph Wilson.
Eve: Ryan picks Henderson up off the ground and throws him back into the ring. Henderson tries to crawl away and uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, slowly clutching the middle rope. Ryan, now on the apron, locks his focus on the champion, preparing for another move as he leaps off!… WILSON LEAPS AGAIN, THIS TIME OFF THE ROPE WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH ON HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: SUPERKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My gawd! Right in the mid-air! Henderson seizes a desperate opportunity to take Wilson down mid-air, despite still pushing through the pain from the beating he endured earlier from the challenger! Henderson quickly drops into a cover on Wilson after stopping him in brutal fashion with that perfectly timed counter!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deadprez: Wilson powers out at two! That one Superkick may have landed some serious offense against Wilson, but Ryan isn’t backing down and still has plenty of fight left in him to take on SOSA Henderson!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson now slows the match’s pace once again, methodically pressing his right knee into Wilson’s back. He grabs one of Ryan’s arms with his right hand, hyperextending it backward while keeping him trapped! Henderson continues to punish the arm, escalating the attack by applying joint manipulation to Wilson’s fingers, bending them back one by one! Wilson might very well walk out of his hometown with broken bones!
Eve: Wilson continues to be tortured by the champion as payback for his earlier attempts to take control. You can see the champion’s expression that is driven by a mix of annoyance and revenge, not just for what Ryan did in the match but also for his comments about Henderson’s relationship with his family. Henderson regains control, dragging Wilson back to his feet by both wrists, twisting and stretching Wilson’s arm, the same one he targeted with joint manipulation earlier, causing sharp, pulling pain!
Deadprez: Now Henderson then pulls Wilson’s arm under his shoulder, trapping it in a vise-like position before driving a brutal right elbow into it, as if attempting to snap it in half! Wilson retreats to the corner clutching his arm in agony!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson leans toward Wilson, who’s slumped in the corner where he was placed. He then attempts to throw Wilson to the opposite corner, but Wilson tries to counter by using both arms to grab the top rope and propel himself out of harm’s way… BUT RYAN STUMBLES MID MOVEMENT CLUTCHING HIS ARM THAT HENDERSON HAD STRETCHED EARLIER, PROVING IT HASN’T RECOVERED ENOUGH FOR HIM TO FULLY UTILIZE IT!
Eve: That leaves the opening for the champion to continually take control! Henderson seizes the opportunity, rushing toward Wilson and forcing his hand back to the mat… HENDERSON CRUSHES RYAN’S HAND WITH A LEAPING STOMP, LEAVING WILSON WRITHING IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS IT SHOOTS THROUGH HIS VEINS!!!!!
Deadprez: But Henderson isn’t satisfied with his actions, as the champion looks to inflict even more punishment on his challenger as HE BENDS OVER AND DRIVES A HARD RIGHT KNEE DIRECTLY ONTO RYAN’S ALREADY-TORMENTED HAND!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE CONTINUES HIS RELENTLESS ASSAULT, STOMPING ON THE SAME HAND AGAIN AND AGAIN, AS RYAN ENDURES THE EXCRUCIATING PUNISHMENT!!!!
Eve: Henderson, who is determined to break his opponent’s resolve, picks Ryan up immediately after, dragging him to his feet just long enough to crush his confidence further… A BACK SUPLEX BY HENDERSON SLAMMING WILSON BACK TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY!!!!! HENDERSON QUICKLY LEAPS OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gavin Kirkland: Two! Ryan barely lifts his shoulder off the mat, his weakened arm struggling to provide the strength needed, but he manages to stay in the fight just in time!
Deadprez: Henderson crawls away from Wilson, retreating to the corner. Meanwhile, Wilson clutches his arm, gritting his teeth in pain as he pushes himself up using both feet. Henderson with the piercing gaze of a predator stalked Wilson like a hunter ready to eat its prey alive…. HENDERSON CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER, ROLLING INTO A VARIATION OF THE ROLLING THUNDER WITH STOLE YOUR BITCH, AIMING TO CONNECT WITH WILSON FROM BEHIND!!!!
Eve: BUT WILSON REFUSES TO LET HENDERSON HIT THE MOVE BY USING BOTH HANDS TO SCOOP HIM UP FROM BEHIND MID MOTION… WILSON COUNTERS BY ATTEMPTING TO PLANT HENDERSON INSTEAD WITH LA BOMBE BLEU!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!!!! WILSON TWISTS HENDERSON AROUND, SETTING HIM UP FOR THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB, BUT HENDERSON MAGNIFICENTLY BACKFLIPS OUT OF THE POWERBOMB ATTEMPT, LANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF A STUMBLING RYAN WILSON, WHO CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THE CHAMPION JUST PULLED OFF! HENDERSON IMMEDIATELY CHARGES TOWARD WILSON, TRYING TO DRIVE A RUNNING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT ONTO HIM!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Looking to land the grounded variation of Paid in Full, but Wilson moves out of the way just in time to avoid the attack! Wilson quickly takes Henderson down from the side, sending him rolling onto his knees with a schoolboy roll. Wilson then springs back to his feet, positioning himself perfectly to capitalize on the opportunity!…. WILSON PULLS OFF A ONE-ARM DEADLIFT BRAINBUSTER!!!!! SURPRISINGLY, RYAN MUSTERS JUST ENOUGH ENERGY TO HIIT!!!! HENDERSON IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!!! COVER BY RYAN!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: HENDERSON KICKS OUT!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan is willing to put his life through hell to pay the price for earning that championship at this moment. Wilson stumbles as he gets back to his feet, eventually finding himself in the corner, clutching his arm. A furious Henderson, clearly frustrated by how Wilson countered his attack, holds the back of his head as he rises to his feet after taking the half-offensive brainbuster from Ryan.
Eve: Henderson charges toward Wilson in the corner, but Ryan counters with a thrusting boot to the jaw, sending Henderson staggering back into the ring!… WILSON SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY, GRABBING THE ROPES AND MAKING A BOLD STATEMENT BY FOLLOWING UP WITH A SPRINGBOARD ENZUIGIRI KICK THAT STRIKES HENDERSON’S JAW AGAIN!!!!!!
Deadprez: Henderson stumbles to his knees, clutching his jaw, but desperately tries to get back to his feet. Wilson, knowing Henderson’s resilience, quickly capitalizes by hopping onto the ropes and flying off with precision… WILSON FLIES OUT OF THE CORNER AND SPIKES HENDERSON WITH A SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RJW is absolutely locked in, performing at his peak in front of his home country’s crowd, and has been dominating Henderson so far in this match!
Eve: Henderson is in a tough spot against a focused Ryan Wilson, who is determined to take the title from him. The earlier offensive Tornado DDT has only added to the damage caused by the Brainbuster, leaving Henderson in even more pain. Wilson knows the job isn’t done yet and moves toward Henderson, dragging him back to his feet with clear intent to finish him off. WILSON PLANTS HENDERSON WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!!! National Elite Champion is down once again, laid out for the count! Ryan quickly drops down for the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eve: ONCE AGAIN, HENDERSON REFUSES TO STAY DOWN, KICKING OUT AND KEEPING THE CHAMPIONSHIP FIRMLY WITHIN HIS GRASP!!!!!! Wilson remains no closer to claiming the title despite an impressive offensive performance so far.
Deadprez: Resolute in maintaining his composure as Wilson now steadies himself in the corner, keeping Henderson squarely in his sights. Henderson struggles to regain his footing, his body showing the wear and tear of the relentless assault he has endured while Wilson remains determined to fast-track his way to victory as he readies himself to deliver the decisive blow!… WILSON ROLLS OUT OF THE CORNER INTO A SPEAR!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD, WHAT A COUNTER!!!!!! HENDERSON LEAPS OVER A CHARGING WILSON TRANSITIONING INTO A ROLL-THROUGH AND DRIVING THE FACE OF RJW INTO THE MAT WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, COUNTERING THE SPEAR!!!!!
Eve: HENDERSON’S INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF TECHNICAL MASTERY MIGHT HAVE JUST SECURED WILSON A ONE-WAY TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE ARENA!!!!!!
Deadprez: Wilson is clearly unprepared for that, ending up sprawled on the mat and face down as Henderson rises to his feet with his focus locked firmly on his opponent. Wilson clutches his face, desperately trying to push through the pain and stage a comeback. Henderson, showing no mercy, marches toward his opponent…. HENDERSON HITS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS IF HE’S TRYING TO DECAPITATE RYAN WITH SHEER FORCE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson follows up with a feint before landing another brutal kick across Wilson’s jaw… AND A SUPERKICK TO RYAN JOSEPH WILSON FURTHER INTENSIFYING THE DAMAGE!!!!
Eve: Wilson can barely keep his eyes open, struggling to even focus on the champion! Henderson continues to punish him relentlessly but Henderson seems ready to shift tactics, opting to end the cycle of punishment. He pulls Wilson back to his feet, throwing Wilson’s arm over his shoulder as he prepares to launch him… HENDERSON HAS RYAN IN A BACKDROP POSITION AS HE’S READY TO SNAP HIM IN HALF WITH A LUMBAR CHECK!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT NO! WILSON SLIPS OUT, LANDING BEHIND HENDERSON AND ONTO THE MAT! WILSON QUICKLY COUNTERS, TRIPPING HENDERSON AND TRANSITIONING INTO A SUNSET FLIP ROLL!!!! How in the world is Ryan still standing after enduring those devastating kicks? But it doesn’t matter; Henderson’s shoulders are down!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: TWO BUT HENDERSON REVERSES THE COUNTER, TURNING THE TABLES BY LEVERAGING THE PIN AND TRANSITIONING WILSON INTO HIS OWN PINFALL ATTEMPT!!!!! HENDERSON HOOKS BOTH LEGS TIGHTLY, SHIFTING INTO A KNEELING POSITION AND TRAPPING RYAN FOR THE COUNT!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: WOW SO CLOSE! RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
Eve: Henderson’s wide-eyed expression reveals his surprise at what just transpired, but he quickly shifts back into focus. However, Wilson strikes from behind immediately after the kick-out and charges forward!… WILSON LOOKS TO DECAPITATE HENDERSON WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HENDERSON MANAGES TO CATCH HIS ARM MID-MOTION AND ATTEMPTS TO LIFT WILSON INTO THE AIR!… HENDERSON IS SETTING UP FOR THE JML DRIVER!!!!!
Deadprez: But Wilson counters mid-lift, locking his legs around Henderson’s torso and using the momentum to roll him through with a victory roll! Wilson then rolls back to his feet, standing directly in front of Henderson!… WILSON ATTEMPTS TO LAND A SUPERKICK!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Henderson skillfully ducks under it, countering by sending Wilson tumbling to the ground with a quick schoolboy roll-up. Wilson stumbles back to his feet… ONLY FOR HENDERSON TO CATCH HIM WITH A ROLLING THUNDER FLATLINER, DRIVING WILSON FACE-FIRST INTO THE MAT!!!!!! Typically, Henderson hits this move from a slingshot maneuver, but in a moment of quick thinking, he adapted one of his moves on the fly to outsmart Ryan and turn the tide in his favor!
Eve: Wilson, pushing through the pain, struggles to get back to his feet. Meanwhile, Henderson positions himself near the corner, stalking his prey from behind, completely unnoticed by Wilson, who remains unaware of the danger closing in! Henderson quietly creeps out of the corner… HE’S LOOKING TO HIT STOLE YO BITCH FROM BEHIND TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!
Deadprez: STOLE NOBODY! Wilson, having studied Henderson’s game, anticipates the move and counters the Cutter just as Henderson attempts to strike from behind! Wilson immediately hooks Henderson over, turning the tables yet again!… WILSON COUNTERS THE CUTTER WITH AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson drops to the mat, seated and clutching his back in pain after the devastating counter. Wilson wastes no time, grabbing Henderson by the hair and twisting him around before lifting him up… WILSON’S LOOKING TO DELIVER THE MIC DROP!!!!!! But Henderson fights back, using his weight to kick his legs away and disrupt Wilson’s balance, trying to force him to lose his grip and fail the lift!
Eve: Wilson struggles to apply the Small Package Driver as Henderson manages to maneuver them closer to the ropes. Henderson grabs onto the middle rope, preventing Wilson from dragging him away.
Deadprez: Henderson firmly holds on as the referee steps in, ready to break it up. However, Henderson swiftly pulls himself out of the predicament, back body dropping by scooping Wilson over the ropes and onto the apron, narrowly escaping the Small Package Driver just in time!
Gavin Kirkland: Wilson finds himself on his knees on the apron, while Henderson begins to pick up momentum, jogging from the opposite side of the ring. Henderson now leaps over the ropes, charging straight at Wilson with a running attack!… GETS CAUGHT!!!! WILSON COUNTERS RUNNING HENDERSON WITH A CANADIAN FLY SENDING BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Both men collide and crash hard onto the unforgiving concrete floor, the impact enough to leave them both in a stunned state. Henderson, his back firmly slammed into the ground, manages to get to his knees and slumps against the barricade, sitting down as he tries to recover from the punishment.
Referee: (Off-Mic) ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!…. FIVE!….
Gavin Kirkland: Referee continues the count, adhering to the wrestling rules for a count-out disqualification. Both competitors must return to the ring before the count of ten. Wilson now pushes himself off the ground and, through pain, struggles to stand. Crowd rallies behind Wilson, cheering him on as he eventually grabs the apron and forces himself back to his feet. Henderson, dragging himself back while testing his own resilience, ends up leaning heavily against the barricade.
Deadprez: Henderson manages to get upright, and now Wilson charges full speed ahead… WILSON GOES FOR A SPEAR TO DRIVE HENDERSON THROUGH THE BARRICADE, BUT HENDERSON SIDESTEPS AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!!! WILSON SLAMS HEAD-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE, LEAVING HIM REELING IN AGONIZING PAIN AND FACING THE DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES OF HIS MISSTEP!!!!!!!!
Eve: The National Elite Champion doesn’t hesitate to seize the moment, swiftly pulling Wilson, who had just crashed into the barricade, back to his feet and SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE STEEL RING POST!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Wilson’s face slides down the post, eventually meeting the base of the pole. Henderson doesn’t stop there, gripping Wilson’s skull and relentlessly SMASHING IT AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!
(CLANG!!!! CLANG!!!! CLANG!!!! CLANG!!!! CLANG!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: OH! OH! OH! THE LOUD, SICKENING CLANG REVERBERATES THROUGH THE ARENA AS HENDERSON MERCILESSLY CRUSHES WILSON’S RESOLVE!!!!!!! HENDERSON REFUSES TO GIVE WILSON EVEN A MOMENT TO RECOVER, SEIZING EVERY SECOND TO MAINTAIN HIS BRUTAL ADVANTAGE!!!!!
Deadprez: That’s enough for Henderson as he yanks Wilson away from the post and DRIVES HIM SPINE-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! HE PULLS HIM BACK ONCE MORE AND SLAMS HIS BACK INTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE AGAIN!!!!!
Eve: Henderson shows no signs of letting up, extending the punishment… HE HURLS WILSON GUT-FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON BEFORE HOISTING HIM UP HIGH!!!!!… HENDERSON DELIVERS A BACKDROP SUPLEX, SLAMMING RYAN ONTO THE HARSH SURFACE OF THE APRON BEFORE ROLLING HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Wilson’s entire body is wracked with pain, from front to back, as Henderson’s ruthless yet calculated strategy has left his opponent’s frame more vulnerable, weakening his bones and making it easier to inflict further punishment!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The Canadian crowd here in Edmonton is visibly displeased, voicing their disdain as Henderson mockingly taunts the hometown fans, leaving them to regret placing their faith in their hero. Setting aside his showmanship, Henderson slides back into the ring, ready to continue the match.
(Henderson methodically approaches a battered Ryan Wilson, who struggles to rise to his feet, grabbing Henderson by the trunks and glaring up at him with eyes burning with vengeance while Henderson’s gaze is filled only with cold bloodlust.)
SOSA Henderson: (Off-Mic) Look at yourself now, and then look at this crowd watching you. You and they share one thing in common…. **__enduring the same kind of suffering.__**
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE CHAMPION WASTES NO TIME DELIVERING A STATEMENT, LOOKING TO END THIS AND SOLIDIFY HIS HOLD ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HENDERSON DRAGS RYAN TO HIS FEET AND HOISTS HIM UP… JML DRIVER!!!!!!!!
Eve: RYAN’S HEAD IS DRIVEN VICIOUSLY INTO THE MAT, BUT HENDERSON ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD, HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS RAMMING HIS FOREARM INTO THE BACK OF WILSON’S HEAD REPEATEDLY!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Boos from the Edmonton crowd grow louder with each strike as Henderson’s blows grow increasingly brutal, each one harder than the last. Now on his feet…. HENDERSON RUTHLESSLY STOMPS ON RYAN’S HEAD, SEEMINGLY TRYING TO CRUSH IT!!!!! RYAN MIGHT ALREADY BE UNCONSCIOUS AFTER THIS RELENTLESS ASSAULT!!!!! REFEREE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? STOP HIM!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Referee attempts to stop Henderson, but the champion shoves him aside, turning Wilson over and delivering even more relentless forearm strikes! Wilson has taken a severe beating, and it’s hard to imagine him continuing his pursuit of the championship after this! The champion seems intent on shattering Wilson’s dreams, grinding them into ashes and dust once and for all!
(Henderson finally ceases his assault on Wilson, gripping his chin tightly and staring into his eyes with unbridled fury.)
SOSA Henderson: (Off-Mic) I tried to respect you, Ryan! I tried to approach this match as a fair competition, but you’ve done nothing to earn my respect but instead, you’ve done the opposite, pushing me to my limits and infuriating me! Now, you’ll pay the price, right here, in front of your own people!
Eve: Wilson, already down and helpless, can do nothing but listen to Henderson’s words as they spill from the champion’s mouth. Henderson shoves him aside, rising to his feet before making his way to the corner. Henderson begins climbing to the top rope, pausing for a moment to look down at Wilson one last time as he’s going to bring this match to a decisive end!… PAID IN FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT, RYAN IS STILL ALIVE!?!??!?! Wilson just rolled out of the way, causing the champion to stumble to the ground before quickly getting back to his feet. Wilson rises, letting out a war cry, ready to continue the fight!
Deadprez: Henderson barely has time to react and scrambles to shut Wilson down! Henderson charges at him, attempting to hit his Spear, but Wilson leaps over him, landing on his feet behind him and Henderson turns around… A RUNNING KNEE FROM RYAN JOSEPH WILSON CONNECTS, DRIVING THE CHAMPION BACK-FIRST INTO THE CORNER LIKE A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Henderson struggles to rise, clutching the top rope in the corner as he battles through the searing pain. Meanwhile, Wilson forces himself back to his feet, determined to capitalize on his momentum after the knee strike connected! WILSON FIRES OFF ANOTHER HELLUVA KICK, THE SAME DEVASTATING MOVE HE LANDED EARLIER, SMASHING INTO HENDERSON’S JAW AND SENDING HIS TEETH RATTING!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Wilson isn’t finished yet. He drags Henderson out of the corner, positioning himself with his back to the turnbuckles while locking Henderson in tightly… WILSON DRIVES HENDERSON BACK-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A BRUTAL TURNBUCKLE SNAP SUPLEX, LEAVING HIM UPSIDE-DOWN AND REELING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Henderson painfully rolls out of the corner as he collapses unconscious on the ground! The champion isn’t moving, and this presents a golden opportunity for Wilson to make his move toward capturing the National Elite Championship!
Eve: Wilson now marches to the top rope as Henderson lies motionless below. Edmonton is ready to celebrate the great victory that Wilson is about to bring home for his hometown! Wilson is perched on the top rope as he’s preparing to take flight!… FROG SPLASH!!!!!!! WILSON SOARS THROUGH THE AIR, CRASHING DOWN ONTO HENDERSON, WHO’S ALREADY BATTERED AND GROUNDED FROM THOSE PREVIOUS MOVES WITH THE FROG SPLASH!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON, RYAN! COVER HIM! WILSON IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE NEW CHAMPION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION STILL KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Deadprez: Every trick in the book is important right now as Henderson is showing Wilson that he’s not here to mess around and will stop at nothing to retain his championship just as Wilson is prepared to go to any lengths to win, not just for himself but for all the Canadian fans watching from home!
Eve: Wilson pushes through the pain despite the punishment he’s endured, gripping Henderson with both hands and dragging him back to his feet. Slowly and methodically, Wilson positions Henderson between his legs, setting him up for his finisher!… HENDERSON IS MOMENTS AWAY FROM BEING DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WITH THE MIC DROP!!!!!! THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER BY RYAN JOSEPH WILSON!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WOAHWOAHWOAHSWOAH WILSON’S LEGS ARE SUDDENLY SWEPT OUT FROM UNDER HIM AS HENDERSON, FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN, DESPERATELY RISES TO HIS FEET TO SEIZE THE ADVANTAGE!
Deadprez: Wilson struggles frantically, trying to free himself as Henderson firmly holds onto his legs… BUT IT’S NO USE! HENDERSON LOCKS IN HIS SIGNATURE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! THE HOLD IS CINCHED TIGHT, AND WILSON IS TRAPPED IN THE AGONIZING SUBMISSION WITH NO IMMEDIATE ESCAPE IN SIGHT!!!!!
Eve: Henderson makes matters even worse by immediately dragging Wilson toward the center of the ring, ensuring there’s no escape, as he tightens the Sharpshooter! Wilson’s weakened legs are trapped in the brutal hold, and it’s doubtful he can survive much longer under this tough pressure!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson intensifies the pain, sitting deeper and deeper into the hold, leaving Wilson with nowhere to go. The crowd erupts as they are doing everything they can to rally behind their hometown hero, their chants echoing throughout the arena in support of Wilson!
Crowd: OLÉ! OLÉ OLÉ OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ! OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ! OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ OLÉ OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ! OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ! OLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ!
Deadprez: Crowd’s energy does nothing to soften Henderson’s assault, it’s only getting worse for Wilson! Wilson desperately tries to crawl toward the ropes again, but he seems unable to break free!
Gavin Kirkland: The pain is unbearable, and he looks on the verge of tapping out. Henderson pours every ounce of effort into forcing the submission… BUT DREAMS CAN COME TRUE, AS WILSON SLOWLY TURNS HIS BODY, CAUSING HENDERSON TO LOSE HIS GRIP!
Eve: WILSON KICKS WILDLY INTO HIS FACE, ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE! HENDERSON TRIES TO HOLD ON, BUT WILSON THRUSTS ONE OF HIS BOOTS INTO HENDERSON’S FACE, SUCCESSFULLY BREAKING FREE AND DRIVING HIM AWAY!
Deadprez: Wilson survives as he’s managing to prolong the match! He pushes himself off the ground… BUT HIS LEGS ARE FALTERING UNDER HIM! HE IS BARELY ABLE TO HOLD HIS WEIGHT! OH NO!
Gavin Kirkland: Wilson struggles to rise in time as Henderson, already halfway to his feet, locks his sights on Wilson… AND HENDERSON STRIKES WITH A ROLLING THUNDER METEORA!!!!!! BOTH KNEES CRASH INTO WILSON’S SHOULDERS, PINNING HIM FIRMLY AGAINST THE MAT AS HENDERSON IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON CLENCHES HIS TEETH IN AGONY AS HE POWERS THROUGH THE PAIN IN HIS LEGS TO KICK OUT JUST IN TIME SURVIVING THE PINFALL AT THE COUNT OF TWO!!!!!!
Deadprez: Both men are doing everything they can to secure victory, turning this contest into something far beyond a standard wrestling match, driven by their sheer desperation to win. Henderson forces himself up from the mat while Wilson is visibly exhausted. He crawls toward the ropes, using the middle rope to pull himself back to his feet. Henderson approaches, grabbing one of Wilson’s legs and attempting to drag him back into the ring, but Wilson clings tightly to the rope, refusing to be pulled away.
Eve: Referee steps in, trying to separate the two, and Wilson is eventually forced to release his grip… ONLY TO TURN TOWARD HENDERSON AND TAKE HIS HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson stumbles as he struggles to get back to his feet, with Wilson turning around and attempting to land another lariat. However, Henderson ducks under it… ONLY FOR WILSON TO CONNECT WITH A NORTHERN LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!! NOT DONE YET! WILSON STEPS FORWARD AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A LARIAT FROM THE FRONT, COMPLETELY FLOORING HENDERSON!!!!!!
Deadprez: Wilson seizes Henderson’s wrist, dragging him back to his feet. Slowly, he winds up his right arm as he aims to take Henderson down while the chance remains… WILSON WINDS UP FOR THE LARIAT, STILL HOLDING ONTO HENDERSON’S WRIST!
Eve: BUT HENDERSON REFUSES TO GO DOWN!!!! THE CHAMPION STANDS FIRM, DEFIANT, AND EVEN URGES WILSON TO STRIKE HIM AGAIN DESPITE ABSORBING THE DAMAGE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Wilson charges in for a fourth attempt at the lariat, but Henderson ducks underneath, lifting Wilson into a backdrop position and sending him soaring through the air… LUMBAR CHECK!!!!!!!! HENDERSON NAILS IT!!!!!! THE BACKDROP LIFT TRANSITIONS INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER LEAVING WILSON COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED!!!!!!!! HENDERSON HAS REGAINED CONTROL IN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL FASHION!!!!!!!
Deadprez: But Henderson couldn’t secure a pin just yet after enduring the relentless lariats thrown his way and barely crawling toward Wilson to attempt a cover!
Eve: Wilson is completely out after the powerful Lumbar Check that seemingly snapped his back in half. Both men are down on the mat, earning the respect of the fans for the incredible effort and intensity they’ve brought to this match so far!
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson slowly rolls away, reaching for the nearby ropes as the referee begins checking on Wilson, who might legitimately be out after the devastating Lumbar Check he just endured. Using the ropes for support, Henderson pulls himself back to his feet, eventually standing and leaning against them to recover.’
Deadprez: Henderson makes his way toward Wilson, who has been cleared to continue the match. Henderson picks him up, only to deliver a sharp elbow strike that sends Wilson crashing back to the mat as soon as he gets his hands on his challenger!
Eve: Things aren’t looking good for the challenger after the Lumbar Check that Henderson just put him through. Henderson turns around and begins making his way to the top rope while Ryan can barely manage to get himself into a seated position. The champion is now perched high on the top rope, while Wilson can only lie on the mat and watch helplessly…. SOSA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd watches in stunned silence as Ryan Wilson appears to have no chance of fighting back at this point. Henderson rolls back to his feet and glances at the crowd, who then erupt into boos as he stands tall in the center of the ring. Henderson surveys the audience with cold eyes, hearing nothing but the sound of their absolute hatred for the champion.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Edmonton is far from happy about this. Henderson is absolutely destroying their hometown hero right before their eyes, showing no mercy in this match.
Eve: Henderson climbs all the way to the top rope once again, clearly looking to finish off Wilson, whom he just put down with the SOSA Bomb. Henderson is perched at the top, and this could very well spell the end of Canada’s promising victory!….
(Henderson is poised to leap off, but he notices Ryan Wilson using his last ounce of effort to push himself off the ground. Wilson looks up at him with eyes that seem soulless yet filled with pain.)
Ryan Joseph Wilson: (Off-Mic) I….
SOSA Henderson: (Off-Mic) Rest well, Wilson.
Eve: PAID IN FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(….)
Gavin Kirkland: NO! RYAN IS SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE! HE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AGAIN JUST AS THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP IS ABOUT TO LAND ON HIM, CAUSING HENDERSON TO TRIP AS HIS STOMP DRIVES INTO THE MAT!!!
Deadprez: WILSON QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT THE CHAMPION, WHO TURNS HIS GAZE TOWARD HIM!… SUPERMAN PUNCH 2.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Henderson stumbles back from a hard punch, followed by a knee that connects to both the upper and lower sides of his face structure! Wilson keeps his focus locked on the champion and this time… SUPERKICK!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THEN BANG!!!!! WILSON FOLLOWS UP WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW, LEAVING THE CHAMPION STAGGERING AROUND LIKE A ZOMBIE AFTER THE HIGH IMPACT MANEUVER!… DISCUS LARIAT!!!!!!!
Deadprez: That discus lariat completely floors the champion! Wilson isn’t done yet! He immediately picks Henderson back up after the sequence of moves… SUPLEX DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!! A PERFECTLY EXECUTED FOUR-HIT COMBO CAPPED OFF BY A SUPERMAN PUNCH 2.4!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN JOSEPH WILSON IS THROWING EVERYTHING HE HAS AT THE CHAMPION TO WIN THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! COVER!!!!!!! WILSON GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!!!! HENDERSON BARELY LIFTS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE GROUND AT 2.9!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!!!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!!
Deadprez: Wilson is in shock, clearly in disbelief. How is the champion still alive after all of this? How is he still kicking out after everything Wilson has thrown at him to take him down? This is unbelievable, is Henderson even human after that kick out?
Eve: That might be exactly what Wilson is thinking right now, but he knows he has to act quickly. The opportunity is right in front of him, and Wilson, pushing through the pain, crawls toward Henderson to drag him back to his feet.
Gavin Kirkland: Henderson looks completely lifeless after enduring such offense, and Wilson has a real chance to become champion right here! Wilson tries to lift Henderson up for the Mic Drop…
Deadprez: BUT RYAN COULDN’T! HIS OVERWHELMING PAIN CAUSES HIS LEGS TO GIVE OUT AGAIN, AND HENDERSON SLIPS FROM HIS GRASP AS WILSON BEGINS TO BURN OUT!
Eve: Wilson’s legs gave out momentarily, giving Henderson an advantage as he crawls away, reaching for the middle rope, albeit taking his time. The referee checks on Ryan once again, but Wilson refuses to be counted out of this match. Fighting through the pain in his legs, he struggles to his feet and approaches Henderson by the ropes–
Gavin Kirkland: OH! HENDERSON TAKES ADVANTAGE, TARGETING WILSON’S WEAK SPOT BY STRIKING ONE OF HIS LEGS WITH A CHOP BLOCK FROM THE FRONT, SENDING WILSON STUMBLING IMMEDIATELY TO THE GROUND!!!!!
Deadprez: Henderson crawls over and begins to brutalize Wilson’s legs further. He drives a pointed right elbow into the same leg he targeted earlier, jamming it repeatedly! Wilson might be done for as Henderson continuously attacks his weakness!
Eve: Wilson tries to protect his leg, but Henderson quickly lands a sharp elbow strike to his face, sending the challenger crashing back to the mat, flat on his back. Henderson slowly gets to his feet… AND MUSTERING ALL THE ENERGY HE HAS LEFT TO DELIVER A SINGLE FOOT STOMP DIRECTLY ONTO WILSON’S LEG!!!! Henderson then stumbles back to the ground, sitting as he watches Wilson, who might very well be crippled!
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are in a physically destroyed state in this match right now. Henderson slowly pushes himself up, reaching for the turnbuckles and grabbing the middle rope to help himself to his feet. Meanwhile, Wilson is crawling, putting weight on his less-injured leg, and grabs the back of Henderson’s trunks, trying to stop the champion from advancing!
Deadprez: Wilson knows he cannot allow Henderson to proceed any further, no matter what. Henderson turns around and begins hammering Wilson’s back with clenched fists, drumming down hard…. AND NOW HE THEN USES HIS NAILS, SCRATCHING WILSON’S BACK BEFORE SHOVING HIM AWAY, CAUSING WILSON TO FALL BACK TO THE GROUND!!!
Eve: Wilson is down but Henderson is still on shaky legs, as though he’s about to collapse, but he slowly makes his way to the second rope and begins ascending to the top. Henderson finally reaches the top rope… AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO ATTEMPT AND POSSIBLY LAND PAID IN FULL THIS TIME!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Wilson isn’t about to let that happen! He quickly throws a right hand across Henderson’s jaw just as the champion manages to steady himself on the top turnbuckle!
Deadprez: Now Wilson grabs the second rope and climbs up to meet Henderson at the top, immediately seizing him. Don’t tell me he’s about to do what I think he’s going to do to Henderson!… :damn: !!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: !!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAD FIRST DRIVEN TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! RYAN WILSON HITS A TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER, DRIVING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION’S HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE HARD SURFACE OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: WILSON STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CORNER, WATCHING HENDERSON COLLAPSE WITH WILD EYES, UNABLE TO BELIEVE WHAT HE JUST PULLED OFF. THIS IS THE MOMENT FOR RYAN WILSON TO SEIZE!!!!
Deadprez: HE’S ON THE VERGE OF TAKING IT ALL BACK HOME FOR THE EDMONTON CROWD TONIGHT! HENDERSON CAN BARELY GET TO HIS FEET, AND WILSON WITH EXCRUCIATING PAIN, IS BOOSTING EVERY OUNCE OF MOMENTUM TO END IT ALL RIGHT HERE!…. A ROLL THROUGH SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Yes!!!!!!….. oh no no no no….
(Ryan Wilson managed to connect with the Spear, but instead of taking Henderson down completely, it looked more like *a soft* shoulder thrust into Henderson’s midsection. Henderson ends up landing in the corner with Wilson’s eyes wide with shock as he struggles to process what Henderson has just done. Henderson casually brushes the dust off his waist, glances around… and starts laughing.)
Gavin Kirkland: HENDERSON ISN’T DOWN! AND HE’S LAUGHING! WHAT WILSON JUST DID MEANS NOTHING TO HIM, AND NOW WILSON IS TERRIFIED!!!!!
Eve: HE’S SHAKEN BY WHAT HE’S JUST WITNESSED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! HENDERSON ACTS AS IF WILSON’S MOVES HAVE NO OFFENSIVE POWER AGAINST HIM!.. OH!!!! HENDERSON WASTES NO TIME KNOCKING WILSON OUT COLD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?? HOW IS HENDERSON ABLE TO COME BACK AFTER ALL OF THAT? THE CROWD IS EQUALLY SHOCKED BY THE SUPERNATURAL PRESENCE HENDERSON IS DISPLAYING!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ASKING RIGHT NOW! HENDERSON IS GRABBING WILSON BY THE NECK AND PREPARING TO FINISH OFF HIS CHALLENGER ONCE AND FOR ALL!…. STOLE YO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CUTTER PUTTING AN END RIGHT TO THIS MATCH!!!!!!!!!! COVER!!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(….)
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE CHAMP RETAINS–
(But instead of letting the referee count to three, Henderson lifts Wilson’s arm himself, signaling that he’s not finished with his challenger yet as the crowd’s boos grow louder than ever.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No! No! No! Henderson isn’t going to let Ryan Wilson get away that easily as he lifts Wilson’s hand off the mat before the count of two!
Deadprez: Henderson slowly pulls Wilson back to his feet, staring into his weary eyes one last time before delivering the final blow to his challenger in front of the Canadian crowd!…. HENDERSON LIFTS WILSON OFF THE GROUND AND DRILLS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH THE JML DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: All the Ryan Wilson fans in the arena watch in anguish, their hearts sinking as Henderson rises from the mat with a rage-filled expression!
Gavin Kirkland: The Champ strides toward the corner and begins climbing to the top rope. Henderson is looking to seal the deal in overkill fashion aiming to leave no doubt about the result!… PAID IN FULL!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: HE HITS IT THIS TIME!!!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CRASHES DOWN DIRECTLY ON WILSON’S GUT FROM THE TOP ROPE DRIVING THE AIR OUT OF HIS CHALLENGER WITH BRUTE FORCE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S WILSONOVER! This is absolutely it for Ryan Wilson! Henderson sits on top of the challenger and hooks his leg for the cover! That’s all she wrote! Edmonton might not be able to bring it home tonight!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… SOSA HENDERSON!
Gavin Kirkland: WOW! Just wow, I have no words! It’s all over for Ryan Wilson!
Eve: Henderson picks a vicious and decisive victory leaving behind the broken remains of Canada’s hero. Fans are utterly devastated, sinking into the depths of despair after witnessing Wilson’s downfall!
Deadprez: While we are witnessing a heartbreaking ending for Canada tonight, we must acknowledge that Henderson truly delivered on his promise as Henderson truly going all out against his challenger! Henderson secures this victory in front of Wilson’s home crowd, and the champion remains on top ready to continue his reign of prestige as his journey has only just begun!
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef plays in near silence, interrupted by scattered boos from the crowd, as Henderson slowly rises to his feet, leaning against the ropes. He watches as Wilson, battered and defeated, is tended to by EAW officials. Henderson is handed the National Elite Championship and begins celebrating his first successful title defense outside the ring as Road to Redemption fades into a commercial break.)
(A commercial break airs for a brand new game from Naughty Dog titled “Intergalactic” featuring a CGI version of Jon Kelton being bald. Utter woke nonsense!!!!)
(The graphic for the next match is shown)
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Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOW MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL…AND IS FOR THE SPECIALIST CHAMPIONSHIP!
( “Vroom, Vroom” by Hoodie Allen & Conner Price begins to play. Out came Silas Mason, seeming to want to get the crowd even more hyped up, as then came Nikki Kimura! She had a smile but her eyes stayed determined. She looks at Mason, looking for some words of encouragement. )
Silas Mason: (off mic) You got this! I believe in you!
( That was enough for Nikki Kimura to make her march down to the ring! )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER! FROM KYOTO, JAPAN, WEIGHTING IN AT 120 POUNDS! “THE ANCHOR” NIKKI KIMURA!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! YES! LOOK AT KIMURA! DRESSED TO IMPRESS AND READY TO PERFORM.
Persephone: Calm down, Jesus.
Stew-O: It was at this event where Nikki Kimura got the chance to compete for the Specialist Championship in the Chamber match! She came so close, clearing the entire field until KASAI stopped her from eliminating Bea Valentine.
Persephone: Still don’t know why she did that.
Gavin Kirkland: Now she has a chance to rewrite history, redeem that lost opportunity and finally become the thing that eluded her — A Champion!
Persephone: Easier said than done, well with Nikki Kimura’s scumbag if a manager — I’m sure that she’ll have a better shot.
Gavin Kirkland: That is true, Silas has been very key to Kimura’s success whether she knows or not.
( Nikki Kimura gets into the corner, Silas rubbing her shoulders, giving her some advice as her music fades and replacing it with “Vortex” by Jinjer. The lights go dark and fog engulfs the stage, slowly walking out was horned silhouette but as she steps closer to the light — it shows Daniella Atlas wearing a demon mask and holding up the Specialist Championship. )
Bella Braxton: AND THE CHAMPION! FROM DUNKIRK, FRANCE! WEIGHTING IN AT 170 POUNDS! SHE IS THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION! “THE BLACK FLAME” DANIELLA ATLAS!
Stew-O: That’s how you make an entrance, I’m getting goosebumps just by looking at her — is this aura?
Persephone: More like edge.
Gavin Kirkland: Well whatever you want to call it, The Champion looks ready here tonight. I think she benefits from standing in this match with no pressure — all she gotta do is do what she’s been doing! Defend that Championship in dominant fashion.
Stew-O: Yes we saw women try and women step up and get out down by The Black Flame, Will Nikki Kimura fall for the same fate as many before her?
( Daniella gets into the ring and takes off her mask, revealing her very intimidating makeup. She throws the mask to the outside and continues to stare a hole into Nikki Kimura, even when she hands the title to the official. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gavin Kirkland: The match is underway and this was the one match I was looking forward to as soon as it was announced!
Persephone: Why? Couldn’t rub one out before coming out here?
Gavin Kirkland: No- NO! I was going to say this is going to a masterclass between two women who has shown major promise and wants to uphold the standard of what it means to hold the Specialist Championship.
Persephone: Oh, I just figured this was one of your gooner trips, let’s keep that to a minimum, please — if I gotta listen to that and watch this match, I might actually kill myself.
Stew-O: Enough about that, this match is starting off with an aggressive lock up in the center of the ring! Daniella has the size and strength advantage but Nikki far more athletic — Atlas able to twist the arm, but Nikki able to drop into a roll and a KIP UP! Popping back up and twisting Daniella’s arm now! Kimura has been training as Silas says, watching tapes trying to figure out where she can get Atlas off her game. OH! Gut punch by Atlas, retrieving that arm back and placing it behind Kimura!
Gavin Kirkland: You are right, Nikki is very athletic.
Persephone: Watch it.
Gavin Kirkland: I mean that, she is very athletic and that’s going to be very important to counter Daniella’s offense! Especially how strong Atlas is, a strike from her and you could be immobilized for minutes! However, Kimura seems to be handling herself well enough to start things off! Reversing that arm bar into a headlock, wrenching up on that head! Keeping Atlas at bay here, this is some nice technical work by Kimura! Just tighten her grip on the side of the Champions skull! You can see Silas, replicating it at ringside!
Persephone: What a dick rider, you know he didn’t teach her that. Nikki trying to drop down- WHAT A DUMBASS! Daniella catches her and goes for a back body drop! It looks like Nikki is trying to fight out of it, Atlas stumbling back towards the ropes and DROPPING NIKKI OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Nikki luckily able to flip onto the apron and land safely on the floor, if she got the entirety of that — I don’t think she would be able to stand.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh my goodness, I was horrified, I thought she was going to break her neck.
Persephone: Would make this match a tad bit more interesting, who the fuck starts matches with collar and elbow tie ups?
Gavin Kirkland: Well it looks like Daniella is looking for something big here, going out onto the apron…picking up SPEED AND LEAPING OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKING DOWN NIKKI KIMURA!
Stew-O: The offense from Daniella is unpredictable, so dangerous. She has moves in her bag that can completely dismantle any opponent that is put in front of her. Kimura is learning that the hard way, as Atlas goes to pick Kimura up- wait a second Silas is getting in the way!
Silas Mason: (off mic) Hey, where is the respect for your opponent? Can’t you see that she could be hurt?
Persephone: Get this guy out of the way. Thank you, Daniella showing that weirdo to the side- JUST TO GET CAUGHT WITH AN UPPERCUT BY NIKKI KIMURA, KNOCKING HER ONTO THE APRON. Should’ve probably seen that one coming, Atlas might lose that title because she is too dumb to see through the tricks. Nikki Kimura might get a Mickey Mouse win cause she is too DUMB to see that there are tricks involved.
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki trying to help Silas Mason, think Daniella shoved him for no reason! But Silas is telling her to focus on the match. That’s a smarter move.
Persephone: Oh you think? The referee is on the count of seven.
Stew-O: Getting Kimura- I mean, excuse me, getting Atlas back into the ring. Nikki Kimura watching the Champion getting herself up and situated in the corner! Nikki looking for a big move- ATLAS COMING OUT OF THE CORNER, MEETING NIKKI IN THE MIDDLE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Kimura manages to telegraph it, grabbing the arm, slipping behind her- SPINNING ATLAS AROUND FOR A URANAGE! KIMURA GOING FOR THE FIRST PINFALL OF THE MATCH!
Referee: ONE!
Persephone: Oh my god, I am so shocked. It’s the first pinfall of the match, who thought that was going to finish her off?
Gavin Kirkland: I mean we’ve seen crazier stuff happen but take a look at that slam by Nikki Kimura, able to lift up Daniella Atlas and slam her down with all her might! I know we said Daniella had the strength advantage but Nikki is no slouch. I mean look at those arms!
Persephone: She has the arms of a twelve year old boy.
Stew-O: Despite the kick out, it looks like Nikki got some much needed energy now. Going up to the top rope, looking for something much bigger to put away the Champion- BUT DANIELLA STOPS NIKKI IN HER TRACKS! Slamming her forearm against the back of Kimura, before she could even scout what move she was going to hit. Now throwing out punches on the top rope, stunning her completely! This just shows how devastating those punches are from Atlas, as she now goes to scale the ropes!
Gavin Kirkland: This can’t be anything good! Putting Kimura’s arm over the back of her neck, she is slowly making her way up to the very top of the ropes! I think we all know what she is going for-
Persephone: I’m not blind she is going for a-
Stew-O: SUPERPLEX! ATLAS HITS THE SUPERPLEX ON KIMURA!
Persephone: Ow my ears!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE ISN’T DONE EITHER! ROLLING BACK TO HER FEET, NIKKI STILL IN HER GRASP, LIFTING NIKKI UP ONCE AGAIN AND SLAMMING HER BACK DOWN WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!
Stew-O: What a destructive- WAIT A SECOND SHE IS LIFTING HER UP AND DOING IT FOR A SECOND TIME! MY GOODNESS, JUST DOING IT WITH EASE! NIKKI LOOKS OUT OF IT! A SUPERPLEX FOLLOWED BY TWO SUPLEXES! Daniella GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! KIMURA KICKS OUT, LOOK AT THE RESILIENCE!
Persephone: Ok Jesus, she’s not going to fuck you. I don’t know why Atlas looks shocked, like we aren’t a couple minutes into the match. If you could wrap it up for me that would be great! Atlas grabbed that little rodent by the hair, lifting her to her feet. Kimura can barely stand, she’s finally starting to realize she isn’t built for this. Daniella crossing her arms and sending her BACK DOWN WITH A RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP. Oh, now she goes for another pin. Come on…
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Once again! Nikki showing heart, managing to stay in the match! No matter what Daniella throws at her, she is going to manage to bounce back from it! Daniella though is a predator-
Persephone: Reword that please.
Gavin Kirkland: Daniella Atlas is a beast that likes to pick apart her prey.
Persephone: That’s better.
Stew-O: Atlas lifting Kimura up for a bodyslam- KIMURA FINDING LIFE! GETTING OUT OF THE HOLD- BUT ATLAS SENDS HER DOWN WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! SENDING HER TO THE MAT! Not even able to get a single bit of offense in, Daniella is shutting her down at every turn! Atlas lifting up Nikki, calling for another LARIAT of some kind! Running to the ropes and charging back- RIGHT INTO A SPANISH FLY BY KIMURA, TAKING OUT THE CHAMPION! KIMURA GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: A KICKOUT BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! A cute smile by Nikki Kimura, she is back in the drive seat knowing now she has a chance to do damage to the Champion! Nikki watching Daniella raise to one knee, Kimura looking for the knee strike- NO! ATLAS CATCHES HER AND LIFTS HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB! SLAMMING HER HARD TO THE MAT! Nikki got the offense just to immediately lose it not even a second later, my goodness how is she going to survive this type of onslaught!
Persephone: Skill issue.
Stew-O: Not many women that can but she is hanging in there, Daniella lifting her up on her shoulders! Looking for a powerslam- OH, SWITCHING INTO A SIDE SLAM MIDWAY THROUGH! NAILING IT NIKKI TO THE MAT! This strength difference is giving Daniella an excuse to pull out some unique offense!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Persephone: …
Persephone: Oh, a kick out by Nikki Kimura.
Stew-O: Nikki Kimura is fighting the hardest she has ever fought in her career! She is in the ring with a whole other beast and if she is not careful, then she is going to end up losing the biggest opportunity in her career! Daniella once again lifts her up, this time now quickly running to the ropes — charging at her with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TAKING KIMURA’S HEAD OFF! BUT SHE IS NOT FINISHED, LIFTING NIKKI BACK UP AND PUTTING HER ON HER SHOULDERS!
Gavin Kirkland: Going for another- WAIT! NIKKI SLIDING OUT OF IT! OH MY GOD, SHE MANAGES TO HIT THE POISON RANA! OUT OF NOWHERE, RUNNING TO GET THE CHAMPION INTO THE PIN WHILE SHE IS IN THE PERFECT POSITION!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THRE—
Stew-O: DANIELLA KICKS OUT BUT THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT! You know Daniella was nervous that it was a three count! Atlas trying to make it up to one knee- KIMURA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! FOLLOWED UP WITH A BACK KICK TO THE MOUTH- ENDED WITH A HARDER KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! KNOCKING THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION TO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki is stumbling towards the Champion but it doesn’t seem like Atlas can be put down that easily, trying to make her way back upright. Kimura doesn’t seem phased, bouncing off the ropes- HITTING A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GOING FOR THE PIN YET AGAIN!
Referee: ONE!
Persephone: Oh come on! A one count! How the hell did you go from a near fall to one! Someone is lazy as shit! Nikki gets back up to her feet and so does Daniella. Kimura, turning around into a MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE BY DANIELLA ATLAS TAKING HER DOWN. ATLAS NOW GOING FOR A PIN.
Referee: ONE!
Persephone: You gotta be kidding me.
Gavin Kirkland: LOOKS LIKE NIKKI CAN SHOW THE SAME RESILIENCE! Nikki Kimura and Daniella, both staring each other down! Both having fire in their eyes AS THEY CHARGE TOWARDS EACH OTHER! EXCHANGES PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH! LOOKING LIKE THEY WANT TO KNOCK EACH OTHERS TEETH OUT! Unsurprising though, Daniella is pulling ahead of their exchange! Kimura can’t seem to handle the power of her strikes- WAIT A MINUTE! KIMURA SLIPS BEHIND HER!
Stew-O: NIKKI MANAGING TO LIFT HER UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! SLAMMING DANIELLA ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! NIKKI FLIPPING OVER DANIELLA, STILL HAVING A HOLD OF THAT WAIST! LIFTING HER BACK UP WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! INTO A BRIDGING PIN!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THRE—
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT! NO! DANIELLA TIPS OVER! SHE TIPPED OVER AND IT STOPPED THE COUNT! NIKKI MIGHT’VE HAD THE WIN THERE!
Persephone: I doubt it.
Stew-O: It looks like Silas is telling her to go to the top, going for something bigger! Something that could put this match to bed right here right now. Kimura climbing to the top rope, Nikki looking down on Daniella who is still down! Hopping off the top rope WITH A MASSIVE DOUBLE STOMP TO THE CHEST! NIKKI KIMURA QUICK TO ANOTHER COVER, HOLDING BOTH HER LEGS!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE—
Gavin Kirkland: DANIELLA JUST BARELY ABLE TO GET HER SHOULDER UP IN TIME! Nikki Kimura is in disbelief, she can’t believe that this match is still going.
Persephone: Her and I both, looks like Nikki is going for that stomp again. Cause if it didn’t work the first time, obviously it’s going to work again- oh look! Daniella is back to her feet, stopping her before she could make the turn on the top rope!
Stew-O: Getting her into that powerbomb position, from the top rope! DANIELLA RUNNING WITH NIKKI KIMURA TO LAND A MASSIVE BUCKLE BOMB FROM ACROSS THE RING! THAT COULD PARALYZE SOMEONE! Kimura is completely out and this is a perfect time for Daniella to go for the pin, hooking the leg!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s over- WAIT! Silas pointing at the ropes! Getting the referees attention, she got a rope break! Thank god!
Persephone: No fucking way, she was out cold how could she have possibly get a rope break?
Stew-O: Well this replay answers it, Silas put Nikki’s foot on the rope just before the count of three! Saving Kimura from losing this title match.
Persephone: Silas is the reason I have to continue watching this match? Oh my fucking god, some get him out of ringside immediately! Just let Nikki Kimura take another L with some dignity.
Stew-O: Nikki Kimura may not know it but Daniella certainly does, staring down Silas!
Daniella Atlas: (off mic) If you get involved again, I’m going to come out there and rip your head off!
Silas Mason: (off mic) I’m just trying to make things fair, her foot was on the ropes and I wanted the referee to see it!
Gavin Kirkland: Silas did say he was going to do whatever it takes to see his client walk out as Specialist Champion and he surely meant it. However, Atlas is also willing to do whatever to make sure that she retains that Championship. Even if that means putting Kimura through the most severe pain possible! Like what she is doing right now! KIMURA NO!
Stew-O: Lifting Nikki into a seating position and digging her knee into her back, pulling her arms back to further create pressure! To add insult to injury, doing it directly in sight of Silas! Making sure that he gets the message! Kimura is crying in pain, trying to pull her arms forward to lessen the tension on her back but Daniella forces them as far back as possible!
Persephone: Alright this is what I like to see, some torture going on! If only this was some type of deathmatch, I want to see bitches bleed.
Gavin Kirkland: We might not see blood but a back injury is just as serious, many people have lost their career due to a bad back! Combine that buckle bomb with Daniella’s focus on that spot and you got yourself a receipt for disaster.
Persephone: You’re trying to make this sound a lot more exciting than what it is.
Stew-O: Daniella letting go of the hold but clearly she isn’t finished with Nikki, not yet anyway! She picks up the challenger and tosses her to the ropes! Bouncing off and into the ARMS OF THE CHAMPION! SLAMMING NIKKI’S BACK INTO HER KNEE! AN ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BACKBREAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh I can’t watch this.
Persephone: Well, at least Kimura can say she has something in common with Christopher Reeves. Daniella going for the cover.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE—
Gavin Kirkland: DID SHE LOSE?! NO! NIKKI KIMURA KEEPS THE MATCH ALIVE!
Persephone: Bad back and all, she just wants to die.
Gavin Kirkland: No! She wants to win! She wants to become the new Specialist Champion and she is going to do whatever it takes to do it! Look, Nikki Kimura is getting up right now ready to fight her heart out- NO! AN ELBOW STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF NIKKI! STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF KIMURA! SENDING HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Goddammit! Daniella is relentless, just picking apart Kimura like a wild dog!
Stew-O: It doesn’t seem like Nikki is staying down either, grabbing on to the rope and lifting herself up! Just struggling to make it back to her feet…Daniella with more sinister attention, stepping back and looking at Kimura! ATLAS RUNS FORWARD LOOKING FOR THE CLOTHESLINE- KIMURA PULLING THE TOP ROPE DOWN! SENDING HER TO THE OUTSIDE! AN ABSOLUTE CLUTCH PLAY BY KIMURA JUST NEARLY AVOIDING DISASTER! Now she needs to choice between recovery or possibly going out there to capitalize on some offense.
Persephone: Are you kidding me? Capitalize on offense…do you hear yourself right now? She is about two back bumps away from being washed at a College age and you think she is going to be more aggressive? You got to be the dumbest- OH SHIT! NIKKI KIMURA SHOOTS OUT OF THE RING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Giving that name a whole other meaning!
Gavin Kirkland: Kimura, reeling from that dive! She is trying to find her way back to her feet. Daniella Atlas leaned on the announce table not expecting Kimura to do something like that! Especially not after the damage to her- WAIT! Nikki Kimura is sliding back into the run, RUSHING TO THE ROPES AND DOING ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE TO ATLAS! TAKING HER DOWN YET AGAIN!
Stew-O: SHE ISN’T DONE EITHER, PICKING HERSELF BACK UP AND SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING! SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AGAIN, GOING FOR ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! EVEN BEFORE DANIELLA WAS COMPLETELY ABLE TO GET UP! KIMURA IS PUSHING HER BODY TO THE LIMIT!
Persephone: Yeah she’s going to end up fucking retiring! Nikki Kimura once again going back to her limited bag, sliding into the ring again and AGAIN WITH ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! Feeding off the energy of the crowd, who seems to cheer about anything. Nikki Kimura grabbing onto Atlas, throwing her back into the ring and hoping that it’s enough to end this match. Please, I am begging you.
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI HOOKING BOTH LEGS! COULD WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE—
Stew-O: WAS THAT A THREE? NO! DANIELLA MANAGES TO GET HER SHOULDER UP! KIMURA IS DEFLATED! SHE THREW HER BODY ON THE LIKE TO MAKE SURE DANIELLA STAYED DOWN!
Persephone: Sometimes that’s not enough, sometimes you just got to kill a bitch.
Gavin Kirkland: That isn’t an inaccurate statement, but Nikki climbs to the top while Daniella is lifeless in the ring! Kimura pulling up all the stops- AND NIKKI JUMPS, AND SHE TAKES FLIGHT FOR HERSELF, AND SHE CRASHES AND BURNS ONTO ATLAS WITH A HUGE FROG SPLASH! DANIELLA HAS ALL OF NIKKI’S WEIGHT CRUSH RIGHT INTO HER RIBCAGE, AS NIKKI GOES FOR ANOTHER THE QUICK COVER!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE—
Stew-O: BUT DANIELLA ATLAS SHOOTS UP FOR A QUICK KICK OUT! Atlas doesn’t come down to simple moves like that, and Nikki Kimura understands that! She brushes her hair out of the way and gets back up to her feet, as she begins to pull Atlas back up to her feet– INSIDE CRADLE! DANIELLA PULLS NIKKI INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN, AND SHE IS HOLDING IT IN DEEP!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI QUICKLY SHOOTS UP AND OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT! That was unexpected by Daniella but you gotta find opportunities where you can! Both women are quick to get back to their feet, as Nikki swings at Daniella Atlas, but Atlas ducks out of the way of it, and steps behind, AND INTO A SCHOOLGIRL PINFALL… BUT ATLAS ROLLS OUT OF IT BEFORE THE COUNT IS MADE, AND A SOCCER KICK RIGHT INTO THE CHEST AT FULL FORCE– DANIELLA DUCKS UNDER IT, AND SHE SCOOTS BACK UP TO HER FEET AS NIKKI STUMBLES INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND SHE TURNS RIGHT INTO A STEP UP ENZIGURI BY ATLAS!
Stew-O: Nikki got her lights turned off with that one, falling to a knee in the center of the ring, as Daniella would take a couple of steps back and into the corner… AND SHE GOES FOR A HUGE SHINING WIZARD RUNNING KNEE STRIKE- BUT KIMURA POPS UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE JUMPS INTO THE AIR FOR A HUGE DROPKICK- ONLY FOR ATLAS TO CATCH HER BY THE FEET! Daniella saw it coming, and Nikki crashed back first into the mat, with Daniella holding onto her… AND SHE BEGINS TO TWIST HER OVER AND AROUND… BEFORE SITTING DOWN ONTO HER FOR A BOSTON CRAB! NIKKI HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AS DANIELLA ATLAS WRENCHES BACK ON THE SUBMISSION, AND SHE ISN’T GOING TO LET NIKKI HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO!
Persephone: Oh my god, this bitch is going to have no function in her legs when this match is over. I hate to tell you this Gavin- actually I don’t, Nikki Kimura is cooked.
Gavin Kirkland: No she is NOT! She is going to fight the hardest that she can until she is able to call herself Champion! NIKKI IS GOING TO TRY AND MAKE THE CRAWL TO THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR A ROPE BREAK TO GET OUT OF THIS DIRE SITUATION THAT SHE IS IN RIGHT NOW- BUT DANIELLA LET’S GO OF THE HOLD AND FLOATS OVER AND DOWN- NOW LOCKING IN A CROSSFACE! EVEN MORE PRESSURE IS BEING ADDED ONTO NIKKI NOW, AS DANIELLA LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE, AND LOOK AT HOW SHE IS WRENCHING IT; SHE MIGHT BREAK NIKKI IN HALF WITH THIS!
Stew-O: “BUT NIKKI WASN’T GOING TO STOP! SHE WASN’T GOING TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS, AS SHE CONTINUES TO MAKE A CRAWL, WHILE THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN DEEP! NIKKI ISN’T GOING TO SURRENDER HERE TONIGHT! NOT WITH WHAT’S ON THE LINE! SHE ISN’T GOING TO GIVE DANIELLA THE BENEFIT OF BEING ABLE TO TAP HER OUT IN THE MATCH THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HER CAREER! LISTEN TO DANIELLA JUST SCREAMING AT NIKKI TO TAP OUT, BUT NIKKI ISN’T GOING TO LISTEN… AS SHE IS ABLE TO GET HER HAND ONTO THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: THE ROPE BREAK HAS TO BE MADE! Daniella Atlas let’s go of the crossface after taking advantage of the five count that she has, as she would then roll away to the center of the ring, and she is just looking down at Nikki Kimura with a look of satisfactory, yet clear frustration. The referee is checking on Nikki, seeing if she could continue and compete further into this match, and Nikki is of course going to wave him off. She wasn’t going to give up what could be her last shot at the Championship for a while! As she grabbed onto the ropes and began to pull herself back up to her feet… ONLY FOR DANIELLA TO RUSH RIGHT BACK IN, GIVING HER NO TIME AS SHE BOOTS HER RIGHT INTO THE FACE, AND NIKKI’S HEAD SNAPS INTO THE ROPE IN THE PROCESS OF DOING SO! THAT BOOT MADE SICKENING IMPACT INTO NIKKI’S FACE!
Stew-O: “Nikkk falls right back down to her knees, and Daniella isn’t going to stop right there, as she grabs Nikki by the wrists, and clutches onto them both as tightly as she possibly can… AND DANIELLA IS GOING TO GO FOR THE KNEE STRIKE! KIMURA’S OWN SPECIALITY! SHE STEPS BACK AND CHARGES IT UP, BEFORE SHE STEPS RIGHT IN AND NAILS THE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE! DANIELLA ATLAS HAS JUST KNOCKED NIKKI OUT COLD—”
Gavin Kirkland: “NO! NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! NIKKI BARELY IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE KNEE STRIKE, AS DANIELLA LUNGES FORWARD INTO NOTHING BUT THE ROPES, BOUNCING OFF THEM… AND NIKI PULLS HER DOWN INTO A SUNSET PIN!”
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Stew-O: DANIELLA ATLAS KICKS OUT OF IT, AND FLOATS BACK UP TO HER FEET IN THE PROCESS OF DOING SO, BUT NIKKI JUMPS RIGHT UP AND HOOKS ONTO DANIELLA! Nikki begins to lift Daniella up and into the air, and she begins to rush to the center of the ring, and- SHE IS GOING TO DROP DANIELLA HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE BRAINBUSTER- WHAT! DANIELLA WAS ABLE TO TWIST OUT OF THE HOLD, AND SHE LANDS BEHIND NIKKI! GERMAN SUPLEX LANDS! Nikki rolls back to her feet but is out of it! As Daniella Atlas pulls herself to her feet as well, and looks at Nikki! SHE CHARGES UP AND SHOOTS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT INTO NIKKI’S SKULL TO KNOCK HER OUT COLD- BUT NIKKI HAD THE SAME EXACT IDEA AS SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! BOTH WOMEN JUST NAILED EACH OTHER WITH THEIR OWN ROUNDHOUSE KICKS, AS THEY BOTH CRUMBLE TO THE MAT… BUT DANIELLA DROPS ONTO NIKKI, HER ARM DRAPED OVER HER, AND IT IS A COVER! IT’S A COVER!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Persephone: This has got to be the worst performance in Atlas’s career. How is she going blow for blow with a bitch with a bad back? She looks absolutely awful tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: It’s a testament to how good Nikki Kimura is! Not backing down even when the going is tough, not backing down when the odds seem grim! Kimura is a masterclass of grit and determination.
Persephone: She still isn’t going to fuck you. Oh look, both women to their feet.
Daniella Atlas: (off mic) COME ON! You want the Specialist Championship so badly?! Come take it from me! SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE!
Stew-O: WAIT NIKKI KIMURA SUDDENLY HEADBUTTS THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION?! THE ANCHOR FIGHTS BACK AND DOESN’T TAKE THE DISRESPECT! DANIELLA STUMBLES BACK AND CLEARLY DIDN’T EXPECT THAT AS MUCH AS WE DIDN’T! NIKKI STUMBLES A LITTLE BUT STANDS HER GROUND AS DANIELLA LIFTS HER GAZE WITH SOME ANGER IN HER EYES! SHE WASTES NO TIME IN RUNNING FORWARD TRYING TO BULLDOZE THROUGH NIKKI WITH A SPEAR!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT WHAT?! NIKKI KIMURA SAW IT COMING AND MANAGES TO INTERCEPT DANIELLA WITH A BRUTAL LOOKING KNEE STRIKE! SHE COMPLETELY FLATTENS DANIELLA WITH HER FINISHER! DANIELLA NOW ON THE CANVAS AND I’M NOT SURE SHE’S EVEN CONSCIOUS?!
Persephone: COME ON! HURRY UP AND PIN HER! Make your dreams come true or whatever.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE—
Stew-O: NO?! DANIELLA KICKS OUT FULL FORCE DESPITE LOOKING ALMOST DEAD FOR A MOMENT THERE! THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION IS NOT LETTING HER REIGN END HERE LIKE THIS! DANIELLA IS HERE LOOKING TO GET HER 3RD SUCCESSFUL DEFENSE AT ANY COST AND THE BLACK FLAME WILL NOT BE EXTINGUISHED!
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI KIMURA DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THAT ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS FULFILL HER DESTINY! SHE GETS THAT RUSH OF ENERGY THAT COULD PUSH HER TO THE TOP, LIFTING DANIELLA AND ATTEMPTING TO LIFT THE HEAVY HITTER AND SLAM HER SHOULDERS ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A TIGER SUPLEX HOLD-
Stew-O: DANIELLA DOES NOT ACCEPT THIS HOWEVER AND MANAGES TO GET HER HANDS FREE AND USE THE MOMENTUM TO HOP BACK BEHIND NIKKI AND GRASP HER WAIST! NIKKI DESPERATELY TRIES TO GET FREE BUT DANIELLA IS MORE POWERFUL AND DOESN’T BUDGE EVEN A LITTLE BIT! NIKKI IS TAKEN FOR A RIDE AS DANIELLA GERMAN SUPLEXES HER ONCE AGAIN!
Persephone: Would you look at that, that injured back it catching up to Kimura. It looks like she doesn’t have much in the tank. Even though her movements have slowed down, I think this is as good as over. Just in time too, my Uber Eats is here.
Gavin Kirkland: Daniella, grabbing the face of Nikki Kimura lifting her up slowly.
Daniella Atlas: (off mic) You fought well, you’re brave, you’re resilient…but you’re not good enough.
( **SPIT!** )
Stew-O: OH MY! NIKKI JUST SPIT IN THE FACE OF DANIELLA ATLAS!
Persephone: Wish that was you Gavin?
Gavin Kirkland: Kinda- BUT ATLAS IS BEYOND FRUSTRATED! PICKING HER UP AND SLAMMING HER DOWN WITH THE “SOUTH OF HEAVEN”! NO! THIS CAN’T BE IT! IT CAN’T BE OVER!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE!!!
Persephone: Welp that’s all she wrote- WAIT WHAT! Silas just pulled the referee out of the ring! Goddammit you’re going to extend this match by a whole hour! Fuck off!
Stew-O: Daniella realizes what happened and looks even more angry than before, staring down Silas as he looks back with a smirk on his face.
Silas Mason: (off mic) By ANY means!
Gavin Kirkland: DANIELLA HAS HEARD ENOUGH! ATLAS GETTING OUT OF THE RING AND MANAGING TO GET HER HANDS ON SILAS! SHE SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE AND IS STOMPING A HOLE INTO HIM! SHE JUST COSTED HER THE WIN AND NOW HE IS PAYING THE PRICE!
Persephone: When she is done, I want to stomp on him too! This idiot is the reason why I’m still here and not eating!
Daniella Atlas: (off mic) STAY OUT OF MY MATCH OR I’LL POP YOUR HEAD OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: Daniella now looking to finish the, going back to the referee and throwing him back inside. She is going to once again hit that “South of Heaven” to make sure that Nikki is down- OH! KNEE STRIKE BY KIMURA TAKING DOWN DANIELLA! RIGHT AS SHE ENTERS THE RING! Daniella is down, down on one knee trying to recover from that sudden impact! Kimura sees an opportunity, lining her up AND GOING FOR YET ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE! LANDING ON THE BUTTON OF DANIELLA!
Stew-O: But she isn’t going down, it’s like she is immobilized, unable to actually move her body! Nikki sees this, back up one more time!
Persephone: A THIRD KNEE STRIKE. No fucking way, Daniella goes down.
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki Kimura crawling into the cover! Hooking both legs! The crowd is ecstatic!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND… NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW SPECIALIST CHAMPION! NIKKKKKKKKKIIIII KIMURA!
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI DID WHAT PEOPLE SAID WAS IMPOSSIBLE! FROM BEING THE BUTT OF THE JOKE! FROM LOSING HER TAG TEAM PARTNER! FROM COMING UP SHORT AT THIS EXACT MARQUEE EVENT! NIKKI IS AT THE END OF HER ROAD TO REDEMPTION AND SHE IS THE NEW SPECIALIST CHAMPION!
Stew-O: I can’t tell you how much of a good moment this is for me, watching Nikki Kimura go through some much trial and tribulation in order to pick up her first Championship victory over one of the toughest women that we have seen in this business.
Persephone: Am I the only one that saw Silas pull the damn referee out of the ring? I mean not to be a killer of dreams or anything but if Mason wasn’t involved in this match — Nikki Kimura wouldn’t even be Champion right now.
Gavin Kirkland: I do have to admit, you have a point somewhat. Silas has cut corners for Nikki Kimura even when Kimura wouldn’t. However, many people have to admit. He is one good manager, as he said on Showdown — he’s going to see Kimura become Champion at whatever cost.
( Nikki Kimura has tears in her eyes, holding the Specialist Championship in her arms as Silas gets into the ring with a noticeable black eye to pick her up and give her a hug. )
Nikki Kimura: (off mic) THANK YOU! OH MY GOODNESS! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Silas Mason: (off mic) No problem, I knew you had potential — I just needed to bring it out of ya.
Nikki Kimura: (off mic) Wait why is your eye bruised and how come Daniella was outside of the ring with a knocked out referee?
Silas Mason: (off mic) Um… Botch. But don’t worry about that right now, you’re the Specialist Champion! This is your time to shine! Shine Nikki! SHINE!
( Kimura smiles, taking the Championship and going to the top rope. She holds the Specialist Championship into the air and basks in the spotlight. Silas in the back clapping for his client, as on the ramp Daniella Atlas watches with disdain. Her Championship was stolen from her. )
( She fought the urge to run into the ring a destroy the both of them but it wasn’t Nikki fault that her manager is shady, she shakes her head and walks up the ramp. )
( Nikki continues her celebration to the outside, giving the Championship to her parents as the scene fades with her embracing her mother and father. )
(A commercial plays for Call of Duty: Black Ops 6, featuring Daniella Atlas cursing a toxic player out in French.)
(Road to Redemption returns, and with that, the next match card graphic is shown.)
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Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a singles match scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And it is for the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
(‘Mayoi Uta (Song of the Lost Star)’ by MyGO!!!!! plays as the camera pans toward the entrance ramp. However, instead of the usual reaction one might expect for Jay Jerry Johnson, the crowd erupts into the loudest boos imaginable…. an unmistakable response to his choice of attire tonight.)
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson has arrived for the Interwire Championship bout, greeted by quite the uproar from the crowd—but I can’t help but wonder what’s behind this wave of hostility toward Triple J himself!
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure how much general sports knowledge you have, Stew, but just take a look at his attire. That pretty much sums up why the crowd isn’t exactly happy with Jay.
Jake Mercer: YES!!!!!! TELL THEM WHO’S THE CHAMP!!!!!
(Jay Jerry Johnson makes his entrance wearing white trunks with red, dark blue, and gold stripes on the left and right sides, with “JJJ” written in bold white font on the back. His sleek, white vinyl leather coat is styled after the Florida Panthers jersey, featuring bold red and gold accents across the chest and arms. The coat is adorned with his trademark logo, inspired by the Florida Panthers, who won the Stanley Cup against the Edmonton Oilers earlier this year. As he turns around, the back of his gear reveals “JOHNSON 16,” navy lettering to match the jersey number of Aleksander Barkov, the Panthers’ captain. Jay acts oblivious to the crowd’s reaction despite clearly knowing the statement he’s making, confidently striding toward the ring with determination to claim the Interwire Championship from Vincent Mondrian tonight.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! Hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 223 pounds… he is THE ARTIST, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! JERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Stew-O: Completely cold, completely focused, this is Jay Jerry Johnson like we’ve never seen him before! This is a man possessed with a single-minded mission to get what he wants no matter the cost, and what he wants tonight is the Interwire Championship currently belonging to Vincent Mondrian! Jay Jerry Johnson’s return caught the world by surprise, but I’m willing to bet he has a lot more surprises in store for us, especially with that determined glare in his eyes!
Flannery McCoy: Vincent just won the title at Super Dynasty, but he’s going to have to give this match everything he’s got to be able to stop a killing machine like JJJ!
(‘Lacrimosa [EPIC REMIX]’ by Samuel Kim began blaring through the speakers to a loud mixed reaction as smoke pyros erupted across the length of the stage; Vincent Mondrian stormed out from behind the stage curtains with the championship clutched in his hand before he raises it up proudly at the center of the stage! He lowers it and takes a look at it before nodding and marching down the ramp towards his waiting opponent.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! Hailing from Laren, Netherlands, weighing in at 205 pounds… he is THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… VASTO LORDE, VINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT! MOOOOOOOOOOOONDRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Stew-O: And here comes the Interwire Champion himself! Vincent Mondrian took a HUGE step in his career at Super Dynasty by winning his first ever championship by winning the Interwire Championship from then-champion Hans Grayson!
Flannery McCoy: The title victory, of course, was not without controversy because of Impact interfering to cost Hans Grayson the match and the title; as a result, Jay Jerry Johnson’s been questioning if Vincent Mondrian is championship material at all!
Jake Mercer: Well, there’s no better place for Vincent Mondrian to prove that he is a real champion by successfully defending it against his returning challenger, especially since he’s a former Interwire Champion himself!
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go folks, the Interwire Championship match is underway and the stakes could not be higher! Vincent Mondrian and Jay Jerry Johnson, champion and challenger, both focused beyond belief and ready to put life and limb on the line to make sure they walk out of this match with the Interwire Championship on one of their shoulders!
Flannery McCoy: Both wrestlers are masterful technicians and brutal strikers; they’ll both be looking to take each other apart limb by limb!
Jake Mercer: They exit their corners and begin circling the ring with an aggressive stride, never breaking eye contact; I see both of their arms beginning to raise as they test the mind of the other, looking to see how they’re going to react…
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is the first to reach out, though, lurching forward in an attempt to grab the hand of Vincent and wrench him closer; the Interwire Champion was a step ahead, though, stepping to the side and grabbing the wrist of Jay’s outstretched hand!
Flannery McCoy: A single grip is all it takes as Vincent Mondrian immediately yanks Jay Jerry Johnson towards his body, grabbing hold of him with a side headlock– or so he thought, but Jay was able to slip out before Vincent’s arm made it over his head!
Jake Mercer: He reaches up and goes for it himself, getting Vincent in a front face lock as it seems he’s looking to try to execute a suplex to hurl Vincent Mondrian back-first into the canvas of the ring! The Interwire Champion is having none of it, though, sandbagging himself at every attempt by the challenger to lift him!
Stew-O: Vincent wrenches his head free and drops to his back himself, obviously in a far more controlled manner than Jay Jerry Johnson was hoping for, quickly rolling onto his abdomen and sliding backwards between the legs of the challenger before he knew what was happening!
Flannery McCoy: Vincent Mondrian rises from behind Jay Jerry Johnson with the look of a man completely giving into his anger! The look on that face is not the look of the cold and calm Vincent we typically see, that is a man unhinged and ready to go to WAR!
Jake Mercer: He snaps on a waist lock from behind and wrenches Jay up into the air before dropping him down with that waist lock takedown! He’s got Jay Jerry Johnson pressed against the canvas using his body weight, and he takes advantage as he thrusts his knee forward and SMASHES it against the ribcage of the returning Artist!
Stew-O: That is the first major blow of the match right there, and what a dangerously aimed one too; any strike to that area of your body will have you feeling internal pain for days, but an all-out knee smash would cause any normal person to just give up!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson is no normal person, though; he’s a man on a mission and it doesn’t matter to him HOW much pain he goes through as long as that mission succeeds!
Jake Mercer: It looks like he’s going to have to go through a LOT of pain, if Vincent Mondrian is giving any indication! Look at the brutality on display by the Interwire Champion as he capitalizes on his knee smash by just laying into Jay Jerry Johnson with heavy-handed strikes! A hard slap to the back of Jay’s head, just to follow up by launching an even heavier elbow smash to the temple of the challenger!
Stew-O: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! Vincent just keeps launching those strikes to the head of his challenger, almost as though he’s trying to knock him out right here and now! Jay manages to avoid another shot as he jerks his head back and quickly scrambles to his feet, prompting Vincent Mondrian to do the same!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson makes it up first, though, and immediately looks to take Vincent Mondrian’s head off with a vicious lariat attempt- Vincent is able to duck underneath it, though, making it behind his challenger’s back! He quickly turns Jay around before attempting an Irish whip to send him running to the ropes!
Jake Mercer: However, Jay Jerry Johnson is able to reverse the Irish whip, sending Vincent running to the ropes instead! The Interwire Champion rebounds off the ropes and is sent sprinting back at the challenger, and it looks like Vincent is going to try to make the most of it with a lariat attempt, but Jay saw it coming! He looks to make the counter!
Stew-O: He intercepts the lariat attempt before it can make it even connect as he ducks down; he doesn’t go behind Vincent’s back, though! He reaches his arm across the body of the champion and suddenly pushes him forward, knocking him onto his knee in the form of an STO backbreaker!
Flannery McCoy: He pulls the Interwire Champion off of his back and immediately reaches back while Vincent is still dazed! He finds just what he was looking for, and he finds it right on cue! He found the neck of the champion and, as if by instinct, yanks down as hard as he can and unleashes a standing neckbreaker to bring Vincent Mondrian crashing to the canvas!
Jake Mercer: The champion is laid out, and Jay Jerry Johnson looks eager to capitalize! He slithers over the ground like a snake on the prowl before making it to the head of the Interwire Champion and latching on a grounded side headlock!
Stew-O: Vincent Mondrian seems to be struggling against it as much as he can, but Jay Jerry Johnson is nothing if he is not adaptable; every movement that Vincent makes, Jay adjusts accordingly to not only maintain the pressure, but even escalate it when he is able to find an avenue to do so!
Flannery McCoy: He reaches his legs around and wraps them around the body of the Interwire Champion, executing a modified body scissors lock to accompany the grounded side headlock, expanding the range that he’s affecting!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think it’s just about expanding the range, it’s about making the headlock even more damaging; he’s flexing his legs to wrench the body in the same direction as he’s wrenching the head, just putting so much pressure on the neck as a result! Even some of wrestling’s fundamental holds can be brutal if you know how to do so, and Jay Jerry Johnson’s combination of ruthlessness and technical mastery is the perfect recipe to make that happen!
Stew-O: Vincent Mondrian is fighting back, though, even with the disadvantageous circumstances he’s found himself in! His arm doesn’t have much room to move, but ANY room is room enough to be able to launch an elbow strike, and that’s exactly what he does! The head and body are both locked, but Vincent begins elbowing with all his strength to get Jay off him!
Flannery McCoy: Jay’s been clinging on like an octopus, using every limb of his to elevate the hold, but with a fighter as vicious as Vincent, that wouldn’t have been able to continue unabated for long! Jay Jerry Johnson tries to withstand the elbow smashes, but with each blow, it looks like the holds that he has applied are beginning to slip!
Jake Mercer: Oh! Suddenly, Jay Jerry Johnson unleashed the grounded side headlock and grabbed a hold of the arm of the Interwire Champion, preventing the elbow smashes from continuing! Vincent is struggling against Jay’s grip, but the awkward positioning for him gives Jay the leverage needed to wrench the arm however he wants!
Stew-O: And what he wants is to wrench it behind Vincent, wrenching his torso into a grounded abdominal stretch in the process! As if the body scissors weren’t enough, now the entire torso of the Interwire Champion is getting wrenched and stretched; even someone as hardy and durable as Vincent Mondrian is showing the pain he’s in as he tries to free himself from Jay’s clutches! You can neer underestimate just how brutal Jay is when he’s in his technical element!
Flannery McCoy: But there doesn’t seem to be anything he can do! His legs are too far away to be able to make a difference and they aren’t close to the ropes either, one of his arms is held by Jay and the other is pressed against the canvas; there’s no limbs Vincent can use to fight ba- OH WHAT THE HELL?!
Jake Mercer: HEADBUTTS! VINCENT ROARED AND JUST BEGAN HEADBUTTING THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON, WHO ABSOLUTELY DID NOT SEE THE SUDDEN BURST OF OFFENSE COMING FROM THE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is a cold-blooded grappler that even legends would find difficult to keep off, but Vincent Mondrian just has that unbridled, unadulterated BRUTALITY that can get him out of the most seemingly hopeless situations just by breaking the situation entirely!
Flannery McCoy: Those headbutts crashed into the head of Jay Jerry Johnson until he was forced to relinquish the holds; Vincent Mondrian has freed himself as he rolls away from the challenger, who’s writhing on the ground as he clutches his head in pain!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson is certainly a thinker, but I’m not sure how well he’ll be able to formulate strategies with the pounding headache he undoubtedly has right now!
Stew-O: Vincent Mondrian is in pain too, not just because of the head lock and abdominal stretching, but also just from the sheer impact of those headbutts! Both wrestlers start crawling as they try to stagger up first, with the referee checking on both of them to make sure they are still able to continue the match!
Flannery McCoy: Vincent Mondrian is the first to rise up from the canvas, measuring Jay Jerry Johnson up who rises up shortly thereafter, still with his head in his hands! Vincent is right there, seemingly feeding off the pain as he has his teeth clenched and breathes heavily, waiting for the most opportune moment to lurch forth and strike his challenger!
Jake Mercer: And he does so, launching a heavy thrust kick straight to the chest of Jay Jerry Johnson, which sends him flying back to the nearby corner with his back against the turnbuckles! The kick caught him off guard, leaving him stunned in that cornered position with Vincent Mondrian following him to the corner with malicious intent!
Stew-O: Knife-edge chops to the chest of Jay Jerry Johnson! Vincent Mondrian is continuing to show us just how vicious he’s willing to be as he causes his challenger’s chest to begin reddening with the non-stop flurry of knife-edge chops!
Flannery McCoy: He’s not stopping at the chops, though, because he’s started alternating moves with the knife-edge chops and just straight up slapping the spit out of Jay! Jay’s getting all of these direct hits thrown at him and there’s little he can do as he tries to block as many of them as he can!
Jake Mercer: With the increasingly frequent changes in strikes, it’s difficult to keep up with what exactly Vincent Mondrian is intending to do! He’s a man ready to unleash everything he has in ways that become tougher to predict!
Stew-O: It looks like Vincent sees Jay as the perfect target to alleviate his frustrations, and that’s what he’s doing here! He suddenly stops his striking, though, almost shaking in anger as though the indignation that comes with his title win getting called into question is coming to a head!
Flannery McCoy: WOAH! He just grabbed Jay by the throat and started slamming the back of his head against the top turnbuckle! Jay has an arm on the ropes, the referee is trying to separate the two but Vincent’s rage is hard to quell!
Jake Mercer: The referee starts counting, which causes Vincent to stop and back up with his arms raised, not wanting to lose the match itself as a result of a violent outburst. Jay Jerry Johnson rushes by the referee, though, ducking under an attempted lariat by Vincent and sneaking his way behind the champion–
Stew-O: REAR NAKED CHOKE! REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD APPLIED! Jay has no qualms capitalizing on the confusion to further his goals, and it paid dividends as he has the Interwire Champion right where he wants him!
Flannery McCoy: Or at least, you’d think he does, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen such VISCERAL resistance to a chokehold before in my life! Vincent Mondrian is flailing around like a rabid dog as he tries to get out of there!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson did well to get the hold applied in the first place, but he’s clearly having trouble holding it in against the writhing and flailing of the Interwire Champion, causing his grip to weaken!
Stew-O: Suddenly, Vincent Mondrian reaches up and grabs Jay Jerry Johnson by the head; what’s he planning here?! OH! He just dropped STRAIGHT to a seated position with that head clutched, causing Jay’s head to crash into the roof of Vincent’s own head and bounce off like a basketball!
Flannery McCoy: That was enough to force the challenger to release the already-slipping grip, and Vincent scrambles up holding his throat, coughing due to the damage already sustained by the rear naked choke!
Jake Mercer: Jay is still reeling from the impact of crashing into Vincent’s head, but he shakes it off as quickly as he can and tries to rediscover the momentary foothold he had over the champion as he rushes forth at the still-coughing Vincent Mondrian with violent intent!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson launches an attempt at a lariat, but Vincent is able to catch him by the wrist as he’s ducking underneath the maneuver! He yanks Jay to the center of the rope and pulls the arm over his own head, wrenching it to execute a wrist lock on the challenger!
Flannery McCoy: Jay is trying to get out of it by forcing Vincent to untwist his arm, but the Interwire Champion does quite the opposite; he slowly forces it over his head once more, twisting it FURTHER and exacerbating the wrist lock!
Jake Mercer: There’s nothing that the Artist can do as Vincent has complete control over the arm, and the Interwire Champion is not done yet as he quickly forces his arm to transition from that wrist locked state to go behind his back in a hammerlock!
Stew-O: And just look at the technical dominance on display by Vincent Mondrian as he wrenches the hammerlock while thrust kicking the side of Jay Jerry Johnson’s knee, forcing him to fall sideways and land right on the upper half of that hammer locked arm!
Flannery McCoy: Vincent goes down with the challenger, driving a knee onto the top of the hammer locked arm to keep it pinned down; Jay Jerry Johnson tries to turn his head back to see Vincent, but the Interwire Champion uses his other knee by driving it into the head of the challenger, pinning that to the canvas too!
Jake Mercer: This is not a good situation for Jay to say the least; the best he can do is try firing off a back elbow with his free arm towards Vincent Mondrian, and it connects! He does it again– but Vincent wasn’t going to let it happen twice, he caught that arm!
Stew-O: The Interwire Champion now has that arm gripped with both of his hands, holding it steady as he shifts his hands up to the Artist’s hand, grabbing half of the fingers with one hand and the other half of the fingers with the other hand!
Flannery McCoy: Oooh no… oh Gawd no, I always get sick to my stomach seeing Vincent Mondrian do this kind of brutal display!
Jake Mercer: Vincent Mondrian has a sadistic grin on his face as he glares at the fingers of the challenger! He takes a moment as Jay Jerry Johnson struggles as much as he can to try to get out of the predicament, but it’s no use!
Stew-O: PORTRAIT OF PAIN! PORTRAIT OF PAIN! VINCENT MONDRIAN SNAPS THE GROUPED FINGERS IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS, ELICITING SHOCKED GASPS FROM THE CROWD!
Flannery McCoy: Crowd aside, Vincent released the hold after that, allowing Jay Jerry Johnson to flail around on the ground with his hand clutched in intense pain! Vincent took a moment to enjoy his handiwork before he began unleashing a hellish onslaught of ruthless stomps, attacking every part of Jay Jerry Johnson but especially his head!
Jake Mercer: That has the Artist dazed, leading to Vincent Mondrian grabbing him by the head and forcefully dragging him back up to his feet… before hurling him into the corner! Jay Jerry Johnson has his back to the turnbuckles, and Vincent looks for a brief moment to make sure that his challenger is right where he wants him before sprinting to the other side of the ring!
Stew-O: He turns his back at the last moment, bouncing off the turnbuckles on the opposite corner of the ring before breaking out into a sprint towards the challenger! What does he have planned here?! Is he going for what I think he’s going for??
Flannery McCoy: HE LIFTS HIS LEG AS HE GETS WITHIN RANGE, LOOKING TO KICK JAY JERRY JOHNSON’S HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A GALICK GUN, VINCENT’S SIGNATURE HELLUVA KICK MANEUVER!
Jake Mercer: BUT JAY WAS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF HARM’S WAY AT THE NICK OF TIME! THE KICK HIT NOTHING, LEADING TO VINCENT CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AT BREAKNECK SPEED LEG-FIRST!
Stew-O: You can see the damage that caused just by the look on his face! Jay Jerry Johnson has no hint of mercy on his face, though, as he violently yanks Vincent away from the corner by the wrist and drags him away from the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: He pulls on the wrist of the Interwire Champion before kicking his leg forward, unleashing a front sweep kick to send Vincent Mondrian crashing into the canvas face-first!
Jake Mercer: But Jay Jerry Johnson doesn’t stop there, as he leaps up into the air and crashes down onto the back of the Interwire Champion with a leaping double foot stomp! The sheer impact of that was enough to make all of Vincent Mondrian’s limbs flail by instinct!
Stew-O: He hasn’t gotten off, though! He’s stood on top of the back of the Interwire Champion for a brief moment before abruptly dropping down hips-first onto the very same spot that he executed the stomp on! That was practically a sitting senton right there, but that didn’t look to be the end-game of the Artist as he shoves both of his boots underneath the arms of the laid-out Vincent Mondrian!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson is well known for his complex maneuvers; they don’t call him the Artist for nothing! He twists himself and uses his feet under Vincent’s arms to twist him too, switching him to a position with his shoulders on the canvas– AND JAY HIMSELF ARCHES HIS BACK ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE ROOF OF HIS HEAD TOUCHES THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S HIS SIGNATURE PIN, THE WINGMAN REBIRTH 187! THE EUROPEAN CLUTCH! HE’S LOOKING TO PUT VINCENT MONDRIAN AWAY RIGHT HERE BY LEVERAGING HIS BODY WEIGHT AND VINCENT’S OWN BODY WEIGHT TO KEEP THE SHOULDERS PINNED DOWN! DOES HE HAVE THIS?!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stew-O: BUT AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT, VINCENT MONDRIAN JUST BARELY MANAGED TO KICK OUT! Just a millisecond longer and Interwire Champion’s first title reign would have ended before a single successful defense!
Flannery McCoy: The jury is still out on that, though, it may still happen! Jay Jerry Johnson glares at Vincent after that kick out, looking undeterred as he has no intentions of stopping until Vincent is down for the three count!
Jake Mercer: He takes this moment of reprieve to nurse his damaged arms, as he eyes Vincent Mondrian, formulating strategies as his eyes flick left and right with calculations!
Stew-O: Vincent Mondrian begins to stagger up, looking worse for wear just as Jay Jerry Johnson is, both of them having inflicted quite the brutal offense on each other throughout this match! It’s an admirable effort from them both, but at the end of the day, the championship can only belong to ONE person!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson measures Vincent Mondrian up as he makes it back to his feet; the moment the Interwire Champion is up, Jay quickly rushes forward and leaps up into the air, looking to TAKE HIM DOWN WITH PRETTY VISITOR, HIS SIGNATURE JUMPING CUTTER!
Jake Mercer: VINCENT MONDRIAN HAD IT SCOUTED, THOUGH, SHOVING HIM OFF BEFORE THE ARTIST COULD BRING HIS FACE CRASHING DOWN! HE LAUNCHES A HEAVY ELBOW SMASH TO THE BACK OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON’S HEAD AS WELL, JUST DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO HURT THIS MAN AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!
Stew-O: That causes Jay to stumble forward a little, caught off guard by Vincent remaining resilient even after getting so close to a three-count pin! Vincent is incensed at how close he came to defeat, though, as he lunges forward and grabs a hold of the arm that he had previously trapped in a hammerlock!
Flannery McCoy: He lifts it up in the air as he tries once more to wrench it into a wrist lock position, perhaps looking to completely disable Jay Jerry Johnson’s ability to use his arms at all, but this time the Artist had already prepared in advance for this avenue of attack!
Jake Mercer: Jay wastes no time in twisting in the opposite direction, clutching the very wrist of the hand that Vincent Mondrian was using to apply his own hold, and putting it in its own wrist lock!
Stew-O: The tables have turned on the Interwire Champion here as Jay manipulates the wrist lock even further, bending the arm of Vincent and pushing his elbow as far up and back as it can go! It ends up going above the shoulder it’s attached to, an unbelievably painful stretch to anyone that doesn’t have Olympic gymnast levels of flexibility!
Flannery McCoy: The pressure is too much for Vincent to be able to remain standing, leading to Jay just forcing Vincent onto the canvas with his arm folded against the canvas and his elbow pointing up in the air!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: For someone as brutal and vicious as the Artist, you do not want your arm exposed in such an exploitable state!
Stew-O: YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT! JAY JUST STOMPED THE HELL OUT OF THAT ELBOW, AND THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE MOST BRUTAL PURE ATTACK OF THE MATCH AS THE CHAMPION IS SENT FLAILING IN PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Jay suddenly traps him in the prone position that he ends up in, pushing his own head under Vincent’s arm and wrapping his arms around his waist before he bends his knees and begins DEADLIFTING the man! Look at the power on display!
Jake Mercer: The Artist may look pretty lanky, but don’t let that make you forget how strong he can be! He deadlifts him into an arching back suplex that he keeps bridged, going up to his tippy toes to keep the bridge locked in, going for the pin!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH! VINCENT KICKS OUT YET AGAIN! The Artist, even as calm and collected as he’s been this whole time, is starting to show frustration as this is starting to look like a Sisyphean task!
Flannery McCoy: He gets up himself, angered by the resilience on display by Vincent, as he signals to the world that he’s ending it now! The Artist drags Vincent Mondrian to the center of the ring and ducks down as he- OH, HE’S GOING FOR THE END! HE’S GOING FOR THE JERRY SPECIAL 99, HIS FINISHING PERUVIAN NECKTIE!
Jake Mercer: HE’S ABOUT TO LOCK IT IN– WAIT, VINCENT JUST THREW HIS HEAD UP, SMASHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE FACE OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON! THAT SENDS THE ARTIST STUMBLING BACK, NOT EXPECTING VINCENT TO COUNTER IN THAT WAY!
Stew-O: VINCENT MONDRIAN STAGGERS UP AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN, CLUTCHING HIS ARM AFTER THE DAMAGE HE’S SUSTAINED, BUT HE’S STILL ALIVE AND WILLING TO FIGHT! HE RUSHES FORWARD, COLLIDING WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF THE ARTIST, EXACERBATING THE PAIN HE MUST HAVE ALREADY BEEN IN!
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER HEADBUTT FOR GOOD MEASURE ON THE PART OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! HOW DOES HE STILL HAVE THIS MUCH FIGHT LEFT IN HIM?! NOW HE’S SIGNALLING FOR THE END!
Jake Mercer: HE DRAGS JAY JERRY JOHNSON INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE GIVING HIM A STIFF KNEE SMASH TO THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING THE ARTIST TO DOUBLE OVER IN PAIN!
Stew-O: HE TAKES THE HEAD OF THE BENT OVER JAY AND TUCKS IT IN BETWEEN HIS QUADS; IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR A POWERBOMB HERE AS HE REACHES DOWN AND BEGINS HOISTING UP HIS CHALLENGER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK AT THAT! HE’S UNABLE TO LIFT HIM! THE PAIN IN HIS ELBOW FROM THAT ELBOW STOMP IS FLARING UP BIG TIME, AND EVERY TIME HE ALMOST HAS HIM UP, HE KEEPS DROPPING HIM!
Jake Mercer: JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS STIRRING FROM THAT POSITION– OH MY GOD, VINCENT MONDRIAN IS BEING LIFTED UP! JAY IS LIFTING UP THE CHAMPION WITH HIS HEAD AND ARMS! VINCENT MONDRIAN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS BELLY TO JAY’S BACK!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD, THIS CAN’T BE! IT IS! JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUST DROPPED TO HIS KNEES, DRIVING THE ROOF OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION’S HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! THAT WAS HEAVEN’S FEEL! THE KNEELING BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER, JAY’S FINISHING MANEUVER!
Flannery McCoy: JAY IS ABOUT TO GO FOR THE PIN– WAIT, WHAT’S HE DOING?! HE JUST STOPPED HIMSELF AND QUICKLY SCRAMBLED OVER TO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION, TURNING HIM ONTO HIS GUT; YOU CAN’T PIN HIM FROM THERE!
Jake Mercer: OH WAIT, HE’S NOT TRYING TO PIN HIM! VINCENT HAS KICKED OUT OF EVERYTHING THUS FAR AND JAY IS NOT RISKING IT AGAIN, HE’S GOING FOR THE JERRY SPECIAL 99 ONCE MORE! THE PERUVIAN NECKTIE! IT’S LOCKED IN! IT’S LOCKED IN!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SLIDES IN TO CHECK ON VINCENT MONDRIAN! HE JUST HAD HIS HEAD DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS AND NOW HE’S BEING CHOKED OUT! HE’S STRUGGLING… HE’S STRUGGLING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THERE’S NO GETTING OUT OF THIS! HIS ARM DROPS! THE REFEREE CHECKS, AND… VINCENT MONDRIAN IS UNCONSCIOUS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Mayoi Uta (Song of the Lost Star)’ by MyGO!!!!! begins playing once again to the shocked eruption of the crowd as Jay Jerry Johnson flops down onto the canvas, releasing Vincent Mondrian with a satisfied smile on his face as he hears his music playing.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! YOUR WINNER… AND NEW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION! HE IS THE ARTIST! JAAAAAAAAY! JERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! JOOOOOOOOOOOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Stew-O: I DON’T THINK I PREDICTED THIS AT ALL! JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUST TOOK VINCENT MONDRIAN DOWN IN HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE! THIS MAN RETURNED NOT LONG AGO WITH A MISSION ON HIS MIND, AND BY GAWD, HE FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH MORE EFFICIENCY THAN I THINK I’VE SEEN FROM ANYBODY BEFORE!
Flannery McCoy: I can’t believe this! Not only is Jay Jerry Johnson back, but he’s the new Interwire Champion! Vincent Mondrian’s reign has come to an end at the hands of the Artist, and now the entire world is Jay’s canvas!
Jake Mercer: Jay was already Interwire Champion before, meaning he is now among the elite group of wrestlers that can call themselves record-tying two-time Interwire Champions! What an incredible night for Jay Jerry Johnson!
(The video feed continues as Jay Jerry Johnson is handed the Interwire Championship from the referee and clutches it tightly to his chest, kneeling in the center of the ring with the gold back by his side; he rises to his feet and raises the title with both arms, celebrating his victory until the feed fades to black.)
(A commercial plays for Metaphor: ReFantazio, featuring Jay Jerry Johnson as Leon Strohl da Haliaetus. Go ahead and purchase ATLUS’ most critically-acclaimed title and winner of three Game Awards, available on PS5, PS4, Xbox X, Xbox S, and PC!)
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(The camera fades to ringside, and Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING IS A SINGLES MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE-FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Okay’ by JT begins to play as the crowd provides a mixed reception for Diamond Dixon. She walks out onto the stage looking extra confident tonight. Following her wake, looking more smug than a human being could ever look is Tyrone Montgomery. The two look at the crowd and smirk before heading down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST…ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY TYRONE MONTEGOMERY…FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS…WEIGHING IN AT 176 POUNDS…SHE IS ‘THE CROWN JEWEL’…DIIAAAAAAMOOONNND DDIIIIIXXXXOOOON!
James Peters: Diamond Dixon has been on an impressive run this season defeating former Champions, but tonight she has an interesting match in front of her, and there’s really no telling where it’ll go.
Rich Russillo: This is all happening because Caroline found Diamond “interesting”, but I’m not sure if this is the kind of fight she should’ve picked.
Persephone: Who cares, either? I’m not here to watch Diamond Dixon and Caroline, so just get it over with already.
(The pair gets down to the ring. Before she goes inside, they talk strategy. Dixon moves to her corner, waiting for Caroline. ‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie blasts throughout the arena as the lights go dim. Caroline slowly walk out to the stage, staring down her opponent. She walks down, eyes never breaking from Dixon.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT…RESIDING AMONGST THE SHADOWS…WEIGHING IN AT 109 POUNDS…SHE IS ‘THE QUEEN OF SHADOWS’….CAAARRRROOOLLLLLIIINNNNE!
(Loud boos are coming from the crowd, and Caroline gets down to the ring as her head turns towards Tyrone. He immediately moves away from where she is, keeping his distance. She then gets inside the ring and just smirks at Dixon.)
James Peters: Caroline is definitely a fearsome competitor in her own right, so this won’t be an easy match for either woman. Still, it’s strange knowing why Caroline chose to get involved in all of this.
Rich Russillo: Caroline isn’t exactly the easiest Elitist to understand though, is she? Diamond definitely has a tough task ahead of her, but we’ve seen her performances against other Elitists.
Persephone: Yeah, and they didn’t impress me at all. This better not take long.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: That’s the bell folks! This one is getting started right now! It would seem like right off the bat, Diamond Dixon rushes right towards her opponent! SHE KNOCKS CAROLINE TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! She was almost completely knocked off guard there, not expecting Dixon to come right at her!
Rich Russillo: Wow, the action has already spilled out to the floor! Caroline was able to land on her feet but she’s still in shock! Diamond Dixon makes her way out there now and takes hold of her opponent! She brings her over to the ringside barricade and gets her up for the suplex! SHE’S ABOUT TO SMASH HER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!
Persephone: Damn it, she manages to escape. I thought we were about to get some real carnage already. BORING.
Rich Russillo: That was an impressive counter there but she needs to take advantage! Dixon goes back inside and Caroline goes after her! She moves to send Dixon into the corner with an irish whip! BUT DIXON PLANTS HER FEET! INSTEAD SHE LAUNCHES HER OPPONENT INTO THE CORNER INSTEAD! CAROLINE HITS IT HARD, NEARLY BEING THROW RIGHT OVER IT! Almost as soon as she collides, Dixon is on her with a clothesline! She just crushes her into the turnbuckles!
James Peters: Caroline nearly falls but Dixon doesn’t let her! Instead she keeps her standing up and gets her with another clothesline! She sends her into the opposite corner now with another powerful irish whip! SHE RUSHES AT HER ONCE AGAIN WITH THE CLOTHESLINE BUT CAROLINE LIFTS HER KNEES UP! Dixon can’t stop herself, instead running straight into them! SHE GRABS DIXON AND SENDS HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER POST! What an impact! She rolls her up for the first cover of the match!
ONE!
TW-
Persephone: Welp, she manages to kick out. Clearly Caroline needs to step up the game a little here. Maybe she should just mist her or something.
Rich Russillo: She could do that, but she would be disqualified. Instead it seems like she’s going back on the attack! She takes several steps away from her opponent and then looks for the leg drop! As she does, Diamond Dixon sits right back up to avoid it! It seems like Caroline might have gotten the wind knocked out of her there! As Caroline tries to stand…DIXON NAILS HER IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A DROPKICK!
James Peters: She doesn’t look for the cover yet, instead dragging Caroline back up to her feet! She then lifts her up high above her head! GORILLA PRESS! BUT NO! CAROLINE DROPS DOWN AND TRIES GET HER WITH THE SCHOOL-BOY ROLL-UP!
Persephone: Oh shit, that doesn’t work out for her. Instead of falling, Dixon reaches down and grabs Caroline by the head! SHE PULLS HER UP TO HER FEET AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX! COVER!
ONE!
TW-
Rich Russillo: And now it’s Caroline who’s able to kick out! We have a long way to go in this match folks and it makes me wonder just how it might end? Diamond Dixon looks to give us the answer, picking Caroline back up! SHE PULLS HER IN FOR THE SPINEBUSTER…BUT CAROLINE COMES DOWN WITH AN ELBOW RIGHT ON HER HEAD! She pushes her back but that doesn’t deter Dixon! SHE COMES AT HER WITH A BIG BOOT…CAROLINE DUCKS UNDER IT AND HEADS TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: SHE JUMPS OFF ON THEM, PERHAPS LOOKING FOR WICKED! BUT THE BACKFLIP DDT ATTEMPT REMAINS ONLY THAT! DIXON AVOIDS IT! Caroline lands on her feet and stumbles backwards! DIXON TRIES TO CUT HER DOWN WITH THE SPEAR! Caroline is able to perform a rolling dive right over her!
Persephone: Dixon lands dangerously close to that bottom rope but catches herself before she connects with it! CAROLINE HOWEVER RUNS OVER AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE! SHE CONNECTS WITH A LEG DROP ON DIXON! She nearly just decapitated her as her throat is driven right onto the ropes!
Rich Russillo: And look at the grin on Caroline’s face! That was a nasty move there! Perfectly legal of course but nonetheless hard to watch! Caroline now reenters the ring, once again over the ropes! SHE HITS A FLIPPING LEG DROP ON HER OPPONENT! That is that insane athleticism on display tonight! She can fly around that ring like she weighs nothing! But the moment she lands on you? Well, Dixon felt that for sure!
James Peters: Caroline now brings her back up to a vertical base…AND ROCKS HER WITH A FOREARM! She might be small but she packs a punch! Dixon stumbles backwards and into the corner! From there, Caroline approaches and gets her with a nasty chop to the chest! SHE THEN GETS DIAMOND WITH A CLOTHESLINE! AND SHE HITS THE CHOP AGAIN! Look at this folks, she is alternating between the two with rapid, vicious strikes! Eventually Dixon falls to the seated position, taken down from the blows!
Persephone: Wow…sitting on the job. Lazy.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think she had much of a choice there! AND I THINK SHE’LL STAY THAT WAY AS CAROLINE RUSHES FORWARD AND MAKES AN ATTEMPT AT THE CANNONBALL! But as she does, Dixon pulls herself out of the way! Caroline’s lower back collides with that bottom turnbuckle! She might have a little trouble walking after that! OR THIS! As she’s caught up in the ropes, Dixon steps onto the middle rope! SHE THEN STOMPS WITH ALL HER WEIGHT RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF HER OPPONENT!
Rich Russillo: Hard to disagree with you there. Caroline is capable of suffering through a lot! She is definitely about to suffer here too! DIAMOND DIXON SEIZES HER OFF THE MAT AND PUTS HER IN THE BEARHUG! LOOK AT WHERE HER HANDS ARE! She is focusing on that lower back of Caroline, applying as much pressure as she possibly can!
James Peters: That is a very smart move! You take out the lower back, you take away movement, you take away power. You can see by the grimace on Caroline’s face that it is definitely effective! She tries reaching towards the ropes but there is no way for her to get there! INSTEAD SHE LEANS BACK AND HEADBUTTS HER OPPONENT RIGHT ON THE NOSE! It doesn’t do much damage but it stunned Dixon! Just enough time for Caroline to get free!
Persephone: BUT NOT ALL THE WAY! CAROLINE KEEPS HOLD OF HER OPPONENT AND DROPS HER WITH THE STANDING SPANISH FLY! Damn, I can’t believe that just happened.
Rich Russillo: I can certainly believe it! Caroline has taken her opponent down once again! She takes a few steps back and rolls forward! HERE COMES THE LITTLE MONSTER! BUT THAT LITTLE MONSTER GETS A BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE! Dixon lifted it just before the impact! She goes to get back up but Dixon grabs her! SHE’S TRYING TO GET WITH THE POWERBOMB!
James Peters: BUT CAROLINE BRINGS HER LEG UP AND KICKS HER IN THE FACE! Once again, she’s able to create some distance between them! THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS DIAMOND DIXON TRIES TO DROP HER WITH THE PUMP KICK INSTEAD! Caroline slips behind her opponent! SHE TRIES TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH THE BACKSLIDE!
Persephone: Dixon kicks out and immediately tries to get Caroline with a dropkick before she can stand up! That little witch avoids it and gets back to her feet! STANDING SOMERSAULT LEG DROP!
Rich Russillo: It connects and nearly decapitates Dixon! Actually, that might be what she has in mind right now! She drags Dixon over to the bottom rope and lays her down it! Now Caroline makes her way onto the apron! SHE DELIVERS THE SOMERSAULT LEG DROP AGAIN! This time, driving Dixon throat first into the ropes! I mean, this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this in this match!
James Peters: That is part of what makes Caroline such a dangerous opponent! But wait a second here…Caroline grabs the arm of Dixon and pulls her to the outside! That is now where you can win the match! But she intends on doing some real harm now! She grabs Dixon’s head and smashes it right off the barricade! SHE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Persephone: She’s just doing her own plastic surgery. I personally think a broken nose would look great on Diamond. Caroline now lifts up Dixon and lays her across the barricade! She then makes her up onto the barricade! What’s this psycho thinking? SHE DIVES OFF!
James Peters: BUT NO! Dixon rolls off the barricade! Caroline was just about to leap too! Instead now she jumps down and takes hold of Dixon! SHE TRIES TO THROW HER INTO THE CORNER POST…BUT DIXON REVERSES IT! SHE SENDS CAROLINE INTO THE POST INSTEAD!
Persephone: Or at least she was trying to do that! Caroline gets her leg up and blocks it! She then drives an elbow right back into the jaw of Dixon! Her opponent staggers backwards…AND THEN CAROLINE TAKES HER DOWN WITH HURRICANRANA!
Rich Russillo: And now Caroline makes her way back inside the ring! As she’s waiting for her opponent to get back up, she’s just staring her down like a predator! CAROLINE RUSHES TOWARDS THE ROPES! HERE COMES THE NO ESCAPE! THE SUICIDE DIVE DDT!
James Peters: BUT DIXON CATCHES HER! What power! She picks her opponent up and slams her into the mat with the suplex! She throws her opponent back inside the ring!
Rich Russillo: Diamond has been snatching momentum up for months now, I am very doubtful she is going to let Caroline stop her! As Caroline goes to try and recover, Dixon goes to the ropes to start building up some speed! Caroline gets back up and almost immediately is taken back down by a massive clothesline!
James Peters: She’s practically turned inside out by that one! She now waits for her opponent to get up to their feet and goes to the corner! Look at Dixon, just staring down her foe with a pissed-off look in her eyes! SHE THEN RUSHES AT HER FOR THE SPEAR!
Persephone: BUT CAROLINE ROLLS RIGHT OVER HER AND ROLLS HER UP! Damn, I was hoping she would get cut in two. Instead, she’s back on her feet and double-stomping Dixon.
Rich Russillo: Diamond stumbles back to her feet, but Caroline stays on the offensive! SHE TRIES TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH ANOTHER HURRICANRANA! BUT NO! Diamond Dixon lifts her back up! LOOK AT THAT POWER! SHE SLAMS CAROLINE DOWN WITH THE POWERBOMB! BUT SHE DOESN’T RELEASE UPON IMPACT! SHE INSTEAD LIFTS CAROLINE UP AGAIN AND CHANGES THINGS UP! TORTURE RACK!
James Peters: What an absolutely excruciating combination here! She just lifted the dead weight of her opponent back up onto her shoulders! And now it seems like she might just break Caroline in two! The more she pulls down, the more damage is done! There is just nowhere for Caroline to go either, just stuck up there!
Persephone:If Caroline has any sanity inside that twisted mind, she would let Diamond have this one. Oh? SHE’S GOING TO TAP ISN’T SHE?
Rich Russillo: I don’t think that’s what’s happening! Caroline is fighting back however she can! She is just raining down fists right on the top of her opponent’s head! BUT IT’S NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE! DIXON STILL WON’T LET HER GO! CAROLINE CONTINUES THROWING PUNCHES, UNTIL FINALLY SHE’S ABLE TO LIFT HERSELF UP AND DROP AN ELBOW ONTO DIAMOND!
James Peters: That elbow hit Diamond right on top of her head, and that was finally enough to cause her to let go of Caroline! Diamond is hurting as she holds her head, and as Dixon stumbles around towards the corner, her opponent looks to take advantage! CAROLINE CHARGES IN, AND LOOK AT THIS! IN THE SHADOW GARDEN! Look at that backspring, back tuck and absolutely devastating spinning backfist!
Persephone: Why did she feel the need to do all that? Just hit the backfist.
Rich Russillo: But that wouldn’t be nearly as impressive Persephone! Despite her creepy nature, Caroline has always been the type to show off in matches like this. Caroline looks to follow up, stomping down on her opponent! She stomps her all the way down into the seated position and then rolls across the ring! SHE GETS A RUNNING START AND CONNECTS WITH THE CANNONBALL SENTON IN THE CORNER!
James Peters: With that, she makes her way up onto the top rope! AND THEN SHE COMES BACK DOWN WITH THE DARK HALLOWS! The shooting star knee drops down right into the chest of Dixon! All the air might was just pushed right out of her lungs! Heck, she might have just cracked a rib there! Caroline now looks for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
TH-
Persephone: How? Dixon gets the shoulder up! You can tell that Caroline is none too pleased with that and quite frankly, neither am I. Please, please, please, someone end this match.
Rich Russillo: Caroline wants to do just that! She grabs Diamond Dixon by the hair and drags her back up to her feet! She tries to get her up for the Gory Special now, but Dixon moves forward and takes hold of the ropes! Caroline tries to come at her but the ref tells her back off! As the ref is holding her back, Dixon is able to recover…AND SHE NEARLY TAKES CAROLINE’S HEAD OFF WITH THE BIG BOOT!
James Peters: Caroline is now laid out on the ground, she is looking defenseless after that hit! DIAMOND DIXON BRINGS DOWN THE LEG DROP NOW! She immediately stands up after the impact and runs to the other side of the ring! SHE HITS ANOTHER LEG DROP! Once again, she gets right back up! SHE THEN GETS ANOTHER LEG DROP! Three of them perfectly in a row! Caroline was just blasted there!
Persephone: Dixon now reaches down and drags Caroline back to her feet, AND SHE SLAPS CAROLINE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! Caroline is staggered from the impact but then looks up, shooting daggers at Dixon! BUT THAT LOOK IS WIPED STRAIGHT OFF HER FACE WITH THE PUMP KICK! And now she goes for the cover! Finally, it’s so over.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-
Rich Russillo: NO! IT’S FAR FROM OVER! Caroline is able to kick out just before the three! She might have lost a few teeth there but at least she’s still in this! Diamond Dixon almost can’t believe it! She shakes it off and goes to continue her offense! She brings Caroline up to her feet, dragging her by her throat! SHE’S GOING FOR THE CHOKE BOMB!
James Peters: CAROLINE MANAGES TO SHOVE HER AWAY! Dixon comes back at her with a clothesline but Caroline ducks right under it! She gets to the ropes…AND THEN COMES BACK WITH THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! SHE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF DIXON, TAKING HER OUT! Caroline now takes further advantage! SHE GOES FOR THE LITTLE MONSTER! IT CONNECTS!
Persephone: Oh? Why is she not covering? Instead, Caroline is now dragging her opponent towards the corner. And now she places her on the top rope!
Rich Russillo: Caroline climbs up after her opponent! SHE IS NOW JUST RAINING DOWN FISTS ON DIXON! It looks like she’s trying to pick her up her…oh no! CAROLINE IS LOOKING FOR THAT SOUTHERN GOTHIC! SHE GETS IT!
James Peters: That moonsault powerslam might have just ended this match! Here comes the cover from Caroline!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Persephone: NO! WHAT. THE. F-
James Peters: DIAMOND DIXON STILL GETS THE SHOULDER UP! EVEN AFTER THAT! This sends Caroline into a fury! SHE JUST DESCENDS UPON HER OPPONENT WITH STOMPS! She then drags back over to the ropes…once again playing her on the lower one! Caroline goes back out to the apron! I think she’s looking to hit that same move once again! SHE GOES FOR THE SOMERSAULT LEG DROP ONCE AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: BUT DIXON PULLS HER HEAD BACK TO AVOID IT! Caroline lands butt first on that metal apron! DIAMOND MAKES HER WAY OUT THERE NOW! She grabs Caroline by the throat once more…AND CONNECTS WITH THE CHOKE BOMB ON THE APRON!
Persephone: OH SHIT. Caroline’s spine might just have snapped from that. She’s going to be teleporting from here to a wheelchair.
Rich Russillo: Dixon sends Caroline back into the ring before following behind, and she immediately climbs on top of her and begins to rain down right hands! She is just straight-up beating the brakes off her opponent! CAROLINE REACHES UP AND IS FINALLY ABLE TO STRIKE BACK WITH AN ELBOW! Diamond Dixon falls backwards, caught off guard by that strike! She just might be in survival mode here, especially after that! But I don’t think Dixon is going to like what happens when you make Caroline mad!
James Peters: Caroline now comes from behind to take advantage! She puts her in the headlock and I think we all know what’s coming next! SHE’S LOOKING TO PLAY HER A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE!
Persephone: But I don’t think Dixon wanted to hear that tune. Instead, she shoves her into the ropes! Caroline catches herself…BUT IS KNOCKED RIGHT OVER THE TOP BY A CLOTHESLINE! Is this match really going back outside?
Rich Russillo: NO! Caroline manages to catch herself on the ropes! She stays on the apron! Diamond Dixon approaches…BUT CAROLINE GRABS HER HEAD AND SNAPS IT DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE! AND THEN SHE LEAPS RIGHT UP ON IT! Here comes Caroline with the springboard…
James Peters: NO! DIXON LUNGES FORWARD AND BOOTS CAROLINE’S LEG RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER HER! She falls face first down back inside the ring! That was an absolutely nasty spill! She still manages to stagger back to her feet…but that isn’t going to last long! DIXON BUILDS UP SOME SPEED AND LOOKS FOR ANOTHER SPEAR!
Persephone: BUT CAROLINE INTERCEPTS IT WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! Damn she practically punted her.
Rich Russillo: Diamond Dixon was rocked by that, giving Caroline the opportunity to run over towards her- BUT ONLY BEFORE DIAMOND LIFTS HER UP AND OUT TO THE APRON! Diamond stumbles back a bit before turning towards Caroline-
James Peters: AND SHE COMES BACK AT DIXON WITH THAT PHOENIX DRAGONRANA! WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME CONNECTS! CAROLINE CAUGHT DIAMOND WITH WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME!!!! SHE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER AND THIS HAS TO BE IT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie begins to play as Caroline releases the pin. She remains seated on Dixon, staring down at her with a smile as the fans in attendance begin to boo. Tyrone Montgomery watches on, disappointed that Caroline won the match, but more concerned for Diamond.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…’THE QUEEN OF SHADOWS’…CAAAROOOLLLINNNEEE!
Rich Russillo: Wow! What a match between these two elitists! Diamond Dixon brought a lot of fight tonight but it was not enough! Caroline did whatever she could to win like she always does! In the end, she was able to hit that Phoenix Dragonrana and take home the win!
James Peters: Dixon did the best she could but that kick straight to the face was what turned the tide! With that victory underneath her belt, you have to wonder what’s in store for the Queen of Shadows next?
Persephone: Thank God that’s over. This was a complete waste of time.
Rich Russillo: I don’t agree with that, and I don’t think anyone does. Caroline found Diamond interesting and wanted a win over her, and tonight she got exactly that. Congratulations to Caroline for picking up the victory!
(Caroline stands off her opponent as the referee raises her hand. The camera focuses on Dixon who has rolled out of the ring. She looks disappointed as she looks back. The camera fades.)
(The graphic for the following match of the night can be seen on the tron.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Saint Pablo’ by Kanye West can be heard blaring throughout the speakers as the crowd roars with the arrival of Cy Henderson. Cy takes a glance upon the audience tonight, not all too receptive to their reactions as he keeps his expression tame while looking ahead to the ring, ready for the rematch to come as it’s become his one focus.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From New York City, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds… THE JUSTICE SEEKER… CYYYYYYY HENDERSON!!!
Stew-O: And here we have it, as the very game Cy Henderson is here to head into a very anticipated matchup that will be underway in a moment’s notice! Cy Henderson is looking to right this wrong from his first encounter with this competitor for the World Heavyweight Championship, which can perhaps influence a newfound trajectory toward this championship if he can pick up the win here!
Flannery McCoy: Most certainly can be done if he’s able to take Myles through the ringer! Cy is an accomplished elitist in his own right. Multi-time World Champion, Grand Rampage Winner, an EAW Hall of Famer for good reason, despite all of the change he has undergone, there is no doubt that this match can bring momentum on his side. We will surely have our answers tonight on who is the better man today…
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi can be heard blaring throughout the speakers as the audience reacts loudly for the arrival of the former World Heavyweight Champion, as Myles stands in his lonesome with his eyes gazing outward to the audience. He gives them a reaffirming nod shortly before looking ahead to Cy & heading down the ramp, focused in his own right.)
Stephie Love: Introducing the champion! From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 225 pounds…THE UNPARALLELED, UNDISPUTED, UNRIVALED…. MYYYYYYYYYYYLEEES!!!
Stew-O: Of course, there is no doubting this man on a night such as this! Multi-time World Champion, EAW Hall of Famer, Multi-Pain for Pride Main Eventer, Myles has been able to usher in an era where he wants to fight the very best without worry of immediately chasing the championship again. Cy will have quite the tall task ahead as their ideals certainly don’t mesh, but Myles will be adamant about proving Cy’s rhetoric wrong.
Jake Mercer: As we retrace old ground between both EAW Hall of Famers as this is essentially a clash between two legends who have been giants in this industry of professional wrestling, at odds with one another. Cy & Myles each have their respectively tall tasks ahead, as the disrespect has known no bounds, and that much will be present right here!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we’re off! Cy Henderson looks to make good on a victory that he’s chasing against the previous World Heavyweight Champion, Myles! Both men have been embroiled in their own rivalry that has built itself into a challenge for who can be the better man tonight! Myles & Cy begin to pace around the ring as the latter is keeping his eyes imposed directly on Myles, who has this unforgettable air of confidence with each step that he takes before both men pursue each other with a collar and elbow tie-up to begin the match! They’re trying all that they can to push one another back here, as Cy’s beginning to push Myles back into the ropes with just the shred of an advantage with a greater stature, but Myles is certainly not letting him take advantage as he’s maintaining the tie-up!
Flannery McCoy: And now the referee begins to count down as Cy is keeping Myles pressed against the ropes, but they begin to separate from one another as Myles is beginning to raise his hands upward while Henderson is looking to do the same, we surely wouldn’t want a disqualification ruining what’s gonna be a battle of attrition between two all times greats in this industry’s history! Cy’s nodding to the referee as he’s backing himself away slowly—but he reaches forward for a headlock!!
Jake Mercer: Myles ducks under Cy’s reach & as soon as Henderson TURNS BACK AROUND—KNIFE EGDE CHOP CONNECTS ACROSS CY’S CHEST! Cy felt every single bit of that as Myles is keeping him situated with his back against the ropes, not refraining from delivering on ANOTHER knife edge chop for even greater measure here! Henderson looked to gain the control he was able to on the match prior with a headlock to start the battle off, but Myles saw it coming & retaliated in full! Now Cy’s walking himself over to the nearest corner while Myles is following suit, quickly turning Cy back around and A THIRD CHOP INSUES to keep Cy Henderson leaning against the corner!
Stew-O: Myles is certainly not wasting anytime here as he’s now delivering repeated strikes that Cy’s struggling to keep at bay, and they’re sprawling through rather quickly here as the referee is counting down on Myles to halt the punches before the disqualification really does become a glaring problem for him if he wants to score a second singles victory over Cy Henderson! Myles does eventually back himself away before the count of five, but he doesn’t look all too interested in waiting around as he remains on Cy while heading back over to the fellow EAW Hall of Famer… WHO RAISES HIS OWN BOOT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MYLES CAUGHT THE BOOT! Cy’s glaring at Myles while a very brief head shake comes from Myles before immediately pulling Cy directly into a FIERCE FOREARM ACROSS HIS JAW!! Cy’s caught teetering as Myles as looking to take advantage, now yanking Cy over and looking to send him across the ring WITH A HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX—
Stew-O: BUT CY WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE MYLES COULD EVEN HOIST HIM UP!! Myles is rattled by that back elbow as Henderson rushes the ropes while the former World Champion is teetering—AS HE CATCHES HIM WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK TO SEND MYLES STAGGERING INTO THE CORNER!! Henderson is now working to gain his own control in this match, with Myles being sent into the corner as Cy’s bringing himself back up and rushing toward Myles while he’s still against the turnbuckle as well!!
Flannery McCoy: RUNNING CLOTHESLINE INTO THE CORNER CATCHES MYLES ACROSS HIS CHEST! Now Cy is amplifying the pressure here as he’s now sending ANOTHER clothesline sprawling across his chest, and another following suit! Looks like Henderson is giving Myles a taste of his medicine here as the clotheslines persist while the referee is forced to count down again! Cy makes sure that he makes Myles go through each and every arm being swung across his upper body ‘till Henderson backs away! The referee is very much getting agitated with the constant counts as he’s scolding Cy, but a simple glance from Henderson keeps him at bay as Cy’s looking to rush back toward Myles with a big boot!!
Jake Mercer: BUT MYLES SLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES AS CY MISSES THE BOOT ENTIRELY! Myles brings himself up while still situated on the apron as well to then NAIL AN ENZIGURI WITH HIS HAND HELD ONTO THE ROPE WHILE CY’S CAUGHT AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! Henderson’s dazed for the moment as he’ll need to get himself out of this troublesome predicament, but Myles may be looking to deliver with an immense maneuver here!
Stew-O: Myles is now dragging Cy upward as he was just leaning over the middle rope, with Myles emphasizing all of his focus on putting Henderson down for what will certainly guarantee the advantage if this is able to successfully connect! Myles gets a hold of Cy, with an arm around his head & LOOKING TO HOIST HIM UPWARD WITH A SUPLEX ONTO THE OUTSIDE FROM THE APRON!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CY SQUIRMS HIMSELF FREE AND DRIVES MYLES’ THROAT RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Myles is now coughing up one heck of a storm as he’s holding onto the ropes, with Cy bringing himself back up to a knee before slipping through the ropes to now situate himself onto this apron as well! Cy’s looking to deliver on his own accord and make Myles go through a catastrophic situation here as he’s pulling him over, and this may not end ALL TOO WELL WITH CY LIFTING MYLES UPWARD FOR THE POWERBOMB—
Jake Mercer: A SUDDEN HURRICANRANA FROM MYLES SENDS CY COLLIDING SKULL FIRST INTO THE POST!!! Myles is able to land onto his feet and roll backward to lessen the impact of falling onto the ringside floor, but this paid itself off when using his own momentum to cause Cy to collide with that ring post! Henderson’s absolutely rattled as he’s shaking his head, with a hand placed right over his skull while Myles has recouped just enough to return back to his opponent, getting Cy propped right over his own shoulders in a maneuver that Cy ATTEMPTED MERE MOMENTS AGO!!
Stew-O: POWERBOMB ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! CY’S IMMEDIATELY CLUTCHING ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK AFTERWARD! That was not a pretty landing for Henderson as Myles was able to make the most out of his opportunity and delivered without avail! He’s now leaned beside the apron, nodding to himself as he takes a brief period to return to a more proper stance before moving back to his control over Cy Henderson!
Flannery McCoy: Myles is now looking to drag Cy’s body up from the floor with all of his strength, which he’s able to do a bit more quickly than most elitists as he’s able to push him into the ring despite Cy posing as dead weight! Myles is now rolling himself back into the ring as well here to—what the?? Cy’s just rolled himself out of the ring again! Just as Myles was back in, he seems to be everything he can to avoid the chance of a pin attempt here!!
Jake Mercer: Which may not be the best move for Cy to make here, as we see Myles standing himself back up and keeping himself light on his own feet while Cy’s trying to drag himself up.. NAILING A BIG BOOT TO DROP CY FROM THE APRON & BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Cy just can’t catch a break after everything he’s being placed through right now, the powerbomb onto the outside did him no favors whatsoever!
Stew-O: Now Cy’s crawling himself over to the steps on the outside, using these steps to bring himself back up while Myles gets himself onto the apron and seems to be waiting for Cy to turn himself into the worst position possible! Henderson’s still trying to recuperate from the offense that Myles has dealt thus far as he’s now able to turn around—WITH MYLES LAUNCHING OFF TO NAIL THE METEORA ONTO CY—
( # CRASH!!!! )
Flannery McCoy: CY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! MYLES VIOLENTLY COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL STEPS KNEES FIRST!!! HE’S IMMEDIATELY CLUTCHING ONTO HIS RIGHT KNEE AS THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE SPOT FOR HIM TO BE! Cy completely evaded disaster, wouldn’t be surprised if he purposely positioned himself closer to the steps in order to lull his opponent into attempting such a maneuver!
Jake Mercer: His knee could be shattered completely! He needs to focus on getting all of the attention of preventing further damage to be done on that knee or else this could go sideways—AS CY’S QUICKLY GRABBING MYLES’ LEG & SLAMMING IT OVER THE STEEL STEPS! HENDERSON’S NOT RELENTING BACK BY ANY MEANS AS HE PROCEEDS TO DO THIS AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! MYLES IS ABSOLUTELY LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED PERCENT IF THIS CONTINUES TO BECOME A PROBLEM!
Stew-O: I’m afraid his worries won’t be ending anytime soon, ‘cause Cy’s now dragging Myles over to our announce desk here, and he’s got Myles left in a very bad way right now as he’s now placing him in position, and Myles can barely assume the proper stance with his knee giving him ample troubles as he’s struggling to retort back with what Cy inflicts upon him next, AS CY’S ABOUT TO LAUNCH HIM!!
Flannery McCoy: GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCE DESK!! GOOD GOD!! Myles slumps down onto the ringside floor as all of his upper back caught the brunt of the announce desk! Cy has regained all of the control in an emphatic shift of events, but the referee is counting down!!!
(ONE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(THREE!!!!)
(FOUR!!!!)
Jake Mercer: Despite the one-two combo of maneuvers that could’ve potentially ended the match against any ordinary elitist, Myles is still presenting that he’s more than just conscious! He’s trying to drag himself back up to any sizable position where he can retaliate—BUT CY WITH A BOOT TO HIS KNEE!!! Myles can be heard in a great deal of pain here before Henderson decides to toss him back into the ring, as Myles cannot refrain from clutching onto his own knee here with a disadvantage leaving him vulnerable!
Stew-O: But look at the three-time World Champion!!! Myles is still doing everything he can to get himself back up, holding onto those ropes to make himself stand while Cy’s been able to roll himself back into the ring & continue to remain on the prowl… BEFORE CY SENDS HIM SPIRALLING ONTO THE BACK OF HIS OWN NECK WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Cy doesn’t waste much time heading back over to Myles and hooking the leg, the referee sliding to the count!!
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: T—
Flannery McCoy: NO!! NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO GET CLOSE TO THAT THREE! Myles is presenting the resilience that’s been able to help him through many of his matches, and Cy’s now sitting up nodding to himself, it appears he’s got more left in the register that he wants Myles to face before it’s all said & done! Henderson stands himself back up, but he’s now pressing his foot directly over Myles’ knee as Myles can’t help but wince in immeasurable pain!! He’s trying to claw Cy’s leg off of his knee—BUT A SWIFT BOOT CONNECTS WITH HIS TEMPLE TO KEEP HIM AT BAY!
Jake Mercer: And now Cy’s dragging the leg of Myles over toward the ropes & is wrapping his leg over the middle rope.. TO BEGIN CONTORTING HIS KNEE AROUND WHILE HIS LEG IS TRAPPED AROUND THE ROPE!! Myles is vigorously shaking his own head while Cy’s been able to do everything in his own power to ensure there’s no mobility for Myles to attain with his knee being destroyed the further this match moves along! The referee is forced to count down as Cy is exhausting every single microsecond of his time to make this agony last for what must feel much longer than five seconds!!!
Stew-O: Cy finally lets off of applying the continuous pressure before the five count could be enacted upon, but that doesn’t stop him from dragging Myles away from the ropes and toward the middle of the ring, now raising Myles’ leg upward and turning it back as he situates himself right onto the lower back of Myles to apply a single-leg Boston Crab submission!! He’s just snatched a maneuver from Myles’ playbook!! Cy’s making sure his opponent is going through as much of a struggle as he possibly can and that much he’s succeeding with tonight! The pain may become too unbearable for Myles to the point of a potential submission!
Flannery McCoy: But Myles is refusing to let up! The referee drops to the mat to talk to him and know if he’s ready to call it quits, and he’s not even entertaining the prospect of such a thing as he’s making the crawl! BAD KNEE AND ALL, DRAGGING 240 POUNDS OF CY HENDERSON & HIMSELF TOWARD THE ROPES!! It appears Cy’s thinking quickly here, ‘cause now he refrains from applying the submission & looks to drag Myles away from the ropes further—
Jake Mercer: BUT MYLES TURNS AROUND & POUNCES UPWARD TO DRAG CY INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN!!! CY’S SQUIRMING BUT HIS SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: T—
Flannery McCoy: CY ESCAPES FROM THE INSIDE CRADLE!! He’s wide eyed and immediately looking to return back to his feet as he stands, quickly turning himself around and rushing toward Myles before he can even think about firing back—
Stew-O: BANG! KNEE STRIKE FROM MYLES RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW OF CY HENDERSON!! Cy made sure to use his left knee to nail that strike as it’s enough to drop Cy Henderson, but he finds himself immediately stumbling backward and holding onto the rope!! Myles is vigorously shaking his own head as he’s clutching onto those ropes and trying to stomp down with his bad knee to remove much of the pressure and perhaps grow used to the discomfort!! With Cy slowly rising to his own feet, Myles sees his opportunity to ACT WITH A STIFF FOREARM SMASH!
Jake Mercer: THE FOREARM SPRAWLS ITSELF ACROSS HENDERSON’S JAW AS CY CAN’T HELP BUT STUMBLE BACKWARD AS WELL! Cy’s teetering against the ropes behind him before the momentum of the ropes pushes him forward JUST IN TIME TO GO FOR A SWIFT LARIAT!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MYLES DUCKS—AND A SPINNING BACK KICK NAILS CY AS HIS JAW IS CAUGHT YET AGAIN!! Myles lands the kick with his most suitable leg in the match while refraining from falling off as his balance proved just as important! Cy’s stirring in place as Myles quickly acts BY PULLING CY RIGHT INTO HIS SHOULDERS AS MYLES HOISTS HIM & NAILS THE SAMOAN DROP!! A very swift samoan drop to not place pressure on his knee as Myles hooks the leg here!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREE—
Jake Mercer: NO! NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Cy’s unwilling to be put down while Myles is now rising to a seated position, looking over to his own knee as he’s patting it repeatedly, not allowing this disadvantage to deter him from the match at hand as… Is he grinning??? Why the hell would he be smiling by any means in a situation this dire for him????
Stew-O: Myles understands the lengths that he’s being pushed through by Cy Henderson, and this is exactly what he’s been searching for through the challenges he wants to partake in!! Myles said that he wasn’t gonna refrain from holding back & now is his opportunity to make that much a success! He’s sending all of the forearms toward Cy’s temple while he’s dormant on the mat, trying to keep his opponent suppressed for as much as he can while he’s still able to fight back & fight through the pain!
Flannery McCoy: Myles is now moving himself through the ropes and onto the apron, before making the climb up to the top of the turnbuckle! Of course he’s experiencing a slower ascent to the top all things considered, but he’s positioning himself accordingly as he needs to take his own premeditated risks on this match in order to put Cy down! Cy has become increasingly watchful & deliberate with his offense on this night, something Myles can suppress further AS HE ASSUMES HIS POSITION FULLY AND LOOKS TO AIM FOR THE FROG SPLASH!
Jake Mercer: BUT CY’S UP BEFORE HE CAN EVEN THINK ABOUT AIMING FOR THE MANEUVER AS HE SHOVES HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Myles collapses into the seated position as Cy’s evaded potential disaster once more, now sending repeated strikes across Myles’ skull to keep him at bay before bringing himself up in the same corner as he’s looking to put the Hall of Famer down completely with what he’s got in store! Cy’s trying to place his arm around his head, and he’s TRYING TO HOIST HIM OFF WITH A SUPERPLEX YET MYLES CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK!!
Stew-O: BUT A SUDDEN ELBOW SENT DOWNWARD ONTO MYLES KNEE IS ENOUGH TO HALT ANY OF HIS DEFENSE! Myles can’t even help but react to the knee in ongoing pain as Cy then sends a stiff forearm sprawling across his temple!!! Henderson’s not intent on slowing down from here as he’s dragging Myles upward, leaving him vulnerable as he’s now being HELD UP FOR—AN AVALANCHE EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!! THE ENTIRE RING SHOOK FROM THE IMPACT AS MYLES IS LAID OUT!! Cy ultimately took damage from connecting such an incredible maneuver from those heights, but that’s the risk he took as he rushes over to hook the leg!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREE—
Flannery McCoy: NO! NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP MYLES DOWN!! Myles is refusing to keep himself down no matter how much Cy has been able to do, it’s not enough to stop the extremely accomplished elitist from going down to the level of offense that not many would even think about getting back up from! Cy’s taking a deep breath, glancing over toward Myles as he’s now standing himself up, shaking his head in what may be frustration beginning to grow!
Jake Mercer: Cy’s dragging Myles’ by his hair, letting the disrespect simmer all throughout the arena as he’s tugging onto his hair while Myles is forced to practically hop on his good leg! Just before Henderson is now hoisting him over his shoulders as he’s looking for an emphatic ‘PHANTOM DEATH’ MICHINOKU DRIVER TO PUT THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN—
Stew-O: BUT MYLES SQUIRMS HIMSELF FREE AND RIGHT BEHIND CY—SENDING A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THE GOOD LEG!! Cy drops to his knees but Myles stumbles back and finds himself holding onto the ropes after connecting with the superkick on a hurry! Cy’s immobile and remaining in place while Myles tries to shake off the bad knee as he’s focused on Henderson!!! HE RUSHES FORWARD TO GO FOR ‘DRACO METEOR’!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CY SWIFTLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS MYLES KNEES ONLY HIT THE MAT!! He’s immediately clutching onto his knee again!!! Yet he’s trying to get himself up in a hurry as he doesn’t want the pain to get in the way of the offense he has to muster up again BUT—
Jake Mercer: CY QUICKLY WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST AND GAVE HIM NO TIME ANTICIPATE ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Myles flips himself over upon impact after landing onto the back of his own neck, with Cy sitting himself up after connecting with the suplex—
Stew-O: ‘DRACO METEOR’ TO THE BACK OF CY’S HEAD!!!! OH MY GOD! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!? MYLES WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF ENERGY HAD ENOUGH IN THE TANK TO PUT CY HENDERSON DOWN!! Myles drapes himself over Cy as his opponent’s shoulders are down! Unable to hook the leg as he used up the energy he had to make that happen!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE—
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT FROM CY!!! Myles still needs to dish out more offense here in order to put Cy Henderson down! Myles is shaking his own hit in discontent now, as the knee is still lingering through the discomfort! He finds himself trying to get himself up to a proper position, as he’s now bringing himself back up to his feet, although in a slower facet of his pace while having a hand on the rope! He’s struggling considerably to find his balance but he’s doing his very best!!!
Jake Mercer: And now Myles is doing everything that he can to drag Cy back up to his feet as Cy was finding himself in a more conscious state, able to crawl around as Myles decided to bring him upward!! He doesn’t want to waste another second here as he’s got more in the tank left in store for Cy Henderson… AIMING TO LIFT HIM UP & NAIL THE POP-UP KNEE IN ‘VICTORIA’!
Stew-O: BUT CY CATCHES HIS KNEE & SWEEPS MYLES OFF HIS STANCE WITH A KICK ACROSS THE KNEE! Myles immediately dropped to a prone position AS CY’S GETTING HIS LEG TRAPPED AND LOOKING FOR THE ‘VOID LOCK’!!! MYLES IS TRYING TO KEEP CY’S SEPERATED SO THEY CAN’T INTERLOCK BUT HE’S STRUGGLING!! IF CY GETS HIS SUBMISSION MANEUVER LOCKED IN THIS CAN SPELL DISASTER FOR MYLES!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MYLES SHIFTS HIMSELF OVER AND ONTO CY-TO POP UP WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! Myles caves into Cy’s chest with the double foot stomp but AGAIN the impact only served to cause further discomfort due to his knee!!! Myles gets himself back up in a hurry regardless of that as he’s seeing Cy rise back up, with his hands on his own chest as turns to Myles WHO LOOKS TO DROP HIM AGAIN WITH A DISCUS KNEE STRIKE—
Jake Mercer: CY EVADES THE KNEE AS MYLES CATCHES HIMSELF AT THE ROPES!! He quickly turns himself around to keep focused on—‘CYCLONE LARIAT’ TURNS MYLES INSIDE OUT!!!! Myles is laid out on the mat as Cy is now eagerly crawling himself back over to Myles, hooking the leg as the referee counts this pin!!! The lariat may be enough!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: NO! MYLES IS KICKING OUT!!! HE’S NOT STAYING DOWN!! Cy’s feeling the effects of this match take its toll, and he finds himself now bringing himself up and over Myles, sending repeated forearms across the skull of Myles while he’s trying to get himself out of this predicament! Henderson’s doing anything that he can to keep Myles from mounting the necessary energy to retort back with a fight of his own! He’s looking to keep on applying all of this pressure that’s been pushing Myles to his limits since the missed meteora!
Flannery McCoy: Cy’s now dragging Myles back up and into a more sizable position, and he’s looking for the next maneuver that he can make happen with certainty here as there’s enough within him to hoist Myles over his own shoulders, as he’s looking to rush toward the corner AND PLACE MYLES THROUGH ALL THE HURT WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!
Jake Mercer: BUT MYLES WITH A STIFF ELBOW RIGHT OVER CY’S TO BE DROPPED BACK DOWN—Myles is now hurrying to hoist Cy over his shoulder for the potential lawn dart throw.. BUT IT’S JUST NOT HAPPENING! Myles is shaking his head in frustration as he’s unable to commit to the lawn dart as he drops immediately graps his knee while Cy slides himself off of Myles shoulders from behind—AND ROLLS MYLES RIGHT UP!!! REFEREE RUSHES TO COUNT THE ROLL UP AS THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: NO ONE HOME!! MYLES PUSHES HIMSELF UPWARD AND ESCAPES THE ROLL UP!! Cy’s quickly trying to move back into his stance as the elbow from Myles still rattled him yet he’s rushing back toward his opponent—
Flannery McCoy: AS MYLES LIFTS HIM UPWARD AND NAILS ‘VICTORIA’ SUCCESSFULLY!!! CY IS KNOCKED INTO OBLIVION ACROSS THE JAW AS MYLES PUSHES HIM DOWNWARD TO HOOK THE LEG HERE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT!! CY HENDERSON IS REFUSING TO STAY DOWN AS WELL!! Myles is slamming his hand on his own knee as he’s trying to get himself through this match to attain his second victory over Cy Henderson! Myles is trying to rise back up, but he can’t help but have a hand on that rope that’s been able to balance himself through the immeasurable pain his knee has placed him within!
Stew-O: And now we may have Myles eyeing to finalize this match for good, as Cy’s slowly but surely rising back up to his own two feet with Myles now able to remain in a stance despite his knee, glaring at Cy Henderson… AS HE’S TURNING HIM AROUND AND GETTING CY OVER HIS OWN SHOULDERS FOR ‘DE-FACTO’!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CY SQUIRMS FREE AND NAILS A CHOP BLOCK TOWARD MYLES’ BAD KNEE FROM BEHIND!!! THE RIGHT KNEE CAUSES MYLES TO DROP DOWN TO A CROUCHED POSITION!! Cy’s taking full advantage here as Myles couldn’t seamless connect with his devastating maneuver in time as Henderson’s rushing the ropes & back TO NAIL A BIG BOOT ACROSS HIS TEMPLE!!!
Jake Mercer: AND MYLES’ IS RATTLED! He’s got no clue where he’s at after that vicious boot from Cy, with the two-time World Champion now bringing himself back up as he’s intent on closing out this chapter with a win over Myles!!! Cy drags Myles upward, and placing him over his OWN SHOULDERS AS HE’S SEEKING OUT THE ‘RISING TIDE’—
Stew-O: THAT MYLES TURNS INTO A TORNADO DDT!!!! CY’S SPIKED ONTO HIS HEAD AS MYLES SLAMS THE MAT REPEATEDLY WHILE GETTING HIMSELF BACK UP, THE ADRENALINE BEGINNING TO COARSE THROUGH HIS VEINS AS CY’S STIRRING!!! MYLES GRABS A HOLD OF CY’S WRIST, AND HE PULLS HIM OVER & INTO POSITION RIGHT OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!
Flannery McCoy: # FOR THE DE-FACTO!!!!
Jake Mercer: ***HIS LEG GIVES WAY AS HE’S FORCED TO DROP CY!!!*** THE PRESSURE ON HIS KNEE REFUSED TO ALLOW HIM TO COMMIT TO DE-FACTO!!!! CY SEES THIS WEAKNESS WITHIN MYLES!! HE’S CONSCIOUS ENOUGH TO STAND & BACK HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER, WITH MYLES TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF BACK TO A PROPER STANCE BEFORE TURNING—
Stew-O: **’CALAMITY’!!!!!!!!** THE GORE PUTS MYLES DOWN WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT AS CY’S JUST PUNCHED HIS TICKET TO A VICTORY TONIGHT!!!! CY HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT!!!! MYLES IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!!! CY’S UNABLE TO PUT HIM AWAY!!!! MYLES IS FIGHTING THROUGH IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CY’S NOT WASTING TIME!!! HE TURNS MYLES OVER AND TRAPS HIS LEG WITH THE BAD KNEE—AS THE ‘VOID LOCK’ IS APPLIED!!! THE VOID LOCK!!! MYLES IS SCRAMBLING HERE AS HE’S REACHING AROUND, LOOKING FOR ANY WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS AS HE’S NOW DESPERATELY CRAWLING TOWARD THE ROPES! HE’S STILL ABLE ENOUGH TO CRAWL WITH CY DOING ALL THAT HE CAN TO STOP HIM.. BUT MYLES IS REFUSING! HE’S NEARING THE ROPES!!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!! CY’S WRENCHING MYLES HEAD BACK AS HE’S APPLYING FULL PRESSURE AROUND HIS NECK!!! WE’RE GONNA SEE THE UNTHINKABLE IF MYLES PASSES OUT!!
Jake Mercer: BUT MYLES WITH ONE LAST PUSH GETS THE HAND OVER THE ROPE! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING DOWN!!! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI—
Flannery McCoy: CY HAS TO LET GO, AND HE’S DRAGGING MYLES OVER AS HE MAY BE REVERTING TO IT AGAIN—BUT MYLES WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW!! CY’S TAKEN ABACK AS MYLES BRINGS HIMSELF BACK UP, NOT LOOKING TO STAY DOWN—
Stew-O: CY WITH A KICK TO HIS KNEE AGAIN AS MYLES GROANS IN PAIN BEFORE BACKING UP! CLUTCHING HIS KNEE, CY SEES THE OPPORTUNITY AND RUSHES FORWARD FOR **A SECOND ‘CALAMITY’!!!**
Flannery McCoy: HE COLLIDES WITH SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST INSTEAD!!! MYLES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CY MISSES & IS SENT INTO THE POST!!!! HE’S GROGGILY MOVING AWAY FROM THE CORNER AS HE TURNS BACK AROUND TO AN ADVANTAGEOUS MYLES!!!
Jake Mercer: WHO LIFTS THE HEAVYWEIGHT OVER HIS SHOULDERS— **AND WITH AN EMPHATICALLY PAINFUL YELL IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH ‘DE-FACTO’!!!!!** HE DID IT!!!! DE-FACTO CONNECTS AS HE JUST DROPPED CY!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MYLES IS CLUTCHING HIS KNEE AGAIN AFTER CONNECTING WITH DE-FACTO! HE’S SHAKING HIS OWN HEAD VIGOROUSLY AS HE EAGERLY CRAWLS OVER TO CY, EACH PRECIOUS SECOND BEING COUNTED AS HE’S NOW ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF OVER CY WITH HIS SHOULDERS DOWN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD!!! CY KICKS OUT!!! CY KICKS OUT FROM THE DE-FACTO!!! THOSE EXTRA SECONDS THAT MYLES STRUGGLED WITH TO GET HIMSELF OVER HENDERSON MAY HAVE JUST COST HIM!!! THIS MATCH ROLLS ON!
(Myles sits himself up, breathing heavily as he brings himself up to a knee, glancing downward to his right knee as he shakes his own head. The wear & tear of the match has taken its toll, as Myles’ resilience and reflexes have done him well this far, but Cy’s awareness & deliberation kept him incredibly suppressed with his faltering knee.)
Cy Henderson: (off-mic) Get up…
(Myles takes his gaze toward Cy, who’s spitting out blood from his mouth while taking a hold of the rope, doing his best to recover from the De-Facto as he’s got the ropes for stability, essentially blocking Myles from reaching for them as he looks at him with a very slight grin.)
Cy Henderson: (off-mic) You heard me.
(Myles suddenly poses a smirk on his own face, as he fights with all of his willpower to reserve the pain of slowly but surely rising to his feet again, without any assistance of the ropes, with pressure applied to his knee as he’s glaring at Cy.)
Myles: (off-mic) Greater than you in every way… Even with one good leg…
(Cy takes a deep exhale, letting go of the ropes as he soon raises his fists, the bruising and swelling beginning to build around his body as he’s in a fighting stance.)
Cy Henderson: (off-mic) Better start fighting that fear, Myles.
(Myles tries to reduce his heavy breathing, as he raises his own fists, making his stance as absolute as possible despite the underlying agony from his knee still occurring.)
Myles: (off-mic) No fear behind a distant last laugh, Cy.
(Cy’s grin only grew.)
Flannery McCoy: A HARD RIGHT FROM CY NAILS MYLES DIRECTLY ACROSS THE JAW!!!
Jake Mercer: THEN MYLES FOLLOWS UP WITH A STIFF RIGHT OF HIS OWN ACROSS CY’S JAW!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CY’S SHAKING HIS HEAD BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM RIGHT ACROSS HIS TEMPLE!! MYLES IS RATTLED, YET MAINTAINS HIS STANCE!
Stew-O: AS A FOREARM OF MYLES’ VERY OWN SPRAWLS ACROSS CY’S TEMPLE AS WELL!!! CY’S TAKEN ABACK BRIEFLY BEFORE RETURNING TO HIS STANCE!
Jake Mercer: AS A STIFF ELBOW FOLLOWS UP ACROSS MYLES JAW!!! MYLES IS CLUTCHING HIS OWN JAW HERE BUT REFUSING TO LET UP!!!
Flannery McCoy: AS AN ELBOW OF HIS OWN RATTLES CY ACROSS THE JAW, WHO IMMEDIATELY PLACES A HAND ACROSS IT WITH THE BLOOD BEING SMEARED ACROSS MYLES’ ELBOW! AND IT LOOKS LIKE CY’S DISPLAYING A BIT ANGER HERE—
Stew-O: AS HE KICKS MYLES BAD KNEE YET AGAIN!!!
Jake Mercer: MYLES SIDE-STEPS & SENDS A BICYCLE KICK TO CY’S TEMPLE!!! CY’S DAZED BUT STILL STANDING—‘TILL HE’S DROPPED WITH A LARIAT FROM MYLES!!!! CY’S DOWN!!!! I REPEAT CY’S DOWN!!! MYLES NODS TO HIMSELF VIGOROUSLY AS HE’S GOT HIS OPENING HERE TO PUT CY BACK DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT TOOK THE SECOND DE-FACTO TO PUT CY DOWN IN THEIR LAST OUTING!!! MYLES’ IS LOOKING TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THIS BATTLE AS CY’S SLOWLY RISING, AND MYLES HAS FOUND THE BALANCE HE NEEDS AS HE’S PREPARED!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AS CY GROGGILY TURNS—INTO ‘DE-FACTO NUEVA’!!!! ALL OVER!!!!
Stew-O: BUT CY FREES HIS ARM & GRABS ONTO THE ROPE AS MYLES CAN’T COMMIT TO DE-FACTO NUEVA—BEFORE STOMPING DOWNWARD INTO HIS KNEE!!!! MYLES YELLS OUT AS HE SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE!!! HE HAS TO DROP CY WHILE PRACTICALLY HOPPING ON ONE LEG—TILL CY’S SWIFTLY HOISTING HIM OVER HIS OWN SHOULDERS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ***RISING TIDE!!!!!!!*** BURNING HAMMER PLANTS MYLES DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!!!! CY’S SITTING HIMSELF UP, AND MYLES IS IMMOBLE AS CY CRAWLS HIMSELF OVER TO MYLES—BUT HE’S NOT SATISFIED!!
Jake Mercer: AS HE SITUATES HIMSELF OVER MYLES AND APPLIES THE ‘VOID LOCK’ AGAIN!!!! THE BAD KNEE BEING TRAPPED AS MYLES IS SEVERELY WEAKENED FROM ‘RISING TIDE’!!! MYLES IS REACHING OUT HERE, AND CY’S DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO APPLY ALL OF THE PRESSURE!!!
Stew-O: YOU CAN SEE HOW EXCRUCIATING THE PAIN IS ON MYLES’ FACE BUT HE’S STILL MOVING!!! HE’S STILL TRYING TO DRAG HIMSELF TO THE ROPES DESPITE ALL OF THE PRESSURE!!! HE NEEDS TO PICK UP THE PACE OR—
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD!!! CY’S ENTIRE ARM IS WRAPPED AROUND MYLES’ THROAT AS MYLES’ FACE IS ABOUT TO TURN BLUE!!! HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT BUT HE’S FADING!!!
Jake Mercer: # AS MYLES’ EYES GO SHUT AND HE LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS!!! THE REF’ CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION…… CYYYYYYYYY HENDERSON!!!
(‘Saint Pablo’ can be heard blaring throughout the speakers once more as Cy drops away from Myles, exhausted & breathing heavily after the incredibly strenuous match they both endured. Cy is able to sit himself up, giving a glance to Myles as he sees the satisfaction in his defeat.)
Flannery McCoy: What a battle from these two EAW Hall of Famers tonight!!! Myles remained resilient, battle tested & aggressive when going against Cy, he gave it his all as he took everything Cy threw and returned it tenfold!!!
Jake Mercer: But Cy had Myles scouted throughout this match, his awareness and ability to adapt around Myles’ with methodical pressure allowed him to break Myles down after targeting the bad knee!
Stew-O: An incredible outing between two giants of this industry, but at the end of the day, Cy is able to even the score with Myles tonight as he comes away with the victory. Congratulations, to Cy Henderson.
(Cy is slowly able to bring himself back up to his feet, as the referee raises his hand in victory, with his expression presenting the dignified result. Myles leans by the corner, as an official heads over to examine his knee while he exhales deeply in dissatisfaction with the loss as the scene fades.)
(A commercial plays for Nike, featuring Cy Henderson modelling various limited-edition caps reflecting his legendary career throughout his time in EAW. The collection goes live on sale on Monday, December 16th!)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton standing inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!
Bella Braxton: AND IS FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“Apostle’s Warning” by Mobb Deep blares throughout the arena first, receiving a loud reaction from fans in attendance as Michael Machina steps through the curtain, sporting thumbtack timberland boots. Machina hops up and down on the stage area, channeling his intensity, and strikes a pose on the stage. Machina marches down to the chamber, heading up the steps to enter.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!! Hailing out of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds…HE IS THE MONEYMAKER…MICHAEL MACHINA!!
James Peters: Tonight, Michael Machina enters unfamiliar territory, that being the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal.
Rich Russillo: Each competitor in this match will go through hell. That is guaranteed.
James Peters: But it’s the price they’re willing to pay, so they can end the year off as Champion.
(‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu & Hazel Fernandes plays to a positive reaction from the fans. Limmy saunters on the stage area, and Limmy looks around, soaking in the reaction from fans before he walks to the chamber. Limmy looks the dangerous structure up and down before heading up the steps, dragging the PURE Championship along, drawing upon the history various men in the match have with it. The title having been modified, the gems being replaced with thumbtacks.)
Bella Braxton: Residing out of Golden Beach, Florida, weighing in at 227 pounds…HE IS THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING…LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
Rich Russillo: Limmy has been World Champion before, and tonight, looks to become Champion again.
James Peters: But there are some factors that may stand in his way a bit…
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill plays to a mixed reaction from fans, and Xander Payne walks onto the stage area, carrying a bat with nails, barbed wire, and spikes sticking out of it. Xander goes up the steps, entering the chamber, and points the bat at Limmy before backing into his respective pod.)
Bella Braxton: Hailing out of Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 255 pounds…XANDER PAYNE!!
James Peters: Here’s one. Xander Payne has made it his mission to enact revenge on Limmy.
Rich Russillo: And I don’t doubt what Xander is capable of. Once pushed, he becomes the devil himself.
(Xander’s pod gets closed, and “Praise Gawd” by Kanye West blares throughout the arena to a mixed reaction from fans, some who are actually in the favor of Methuselah, preferring somebody new walk out with the Championship. Methuselah walks through fog, and stops himself on the ramp, striking his signature pose with flames rising in the background, holding a modified cattle prod in hand.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent!! Residing from The Ether, weighing in at 17 stone…HE IS…METHUSELAH!!
James Peters: Methuselah has been looming over the EAW World Championship all season thus far, but it has managed to elude even The Gawd.
Rich Russillo: But tonight, Methuselah can rectify that. Though, Jake Smith isn’t the only man he should be keeping an eye out for…
(“Kamikaze” by RedHook plays to a negative reaction from fans as Daryl Kinkade makes his way onto the stage. Daryl removes his hood, and poses on the stage before marching his way down to the ring, holding a barbed wire cricket bat.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing out of Norwich, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Halsey Neel and Pandora Paisley, representing The British Invasion…HE IS THE KINK OF ELITE…DARYL KINKADE!!
James Peters: So, all four pods have been taken. It’ll be Daryl Kinkade starting things off against Jake Smith.
Rich Russillo: I do not envy our champion. He’s been placed in a bad spot, starting in the ring.
Persephone: If Jake Smith can somehow make it through that, I give up. His reign of terror is never ending.
(‘Self-Help Tape’ by Moses Sumney plays…)
(And Jake Smith makes his way onto the stage area with a smug expression on his face, receiving a chorus of boos from the fans in attendance. Jake removes the World Championship from around his waist, and raises it high before placing it back on his shoulder. Jake puts his finger up, reminding himself of something, and goes backstage briefly, retrieving his weapon for the EEC. But carries it to the ring with a black tarp over it.)
Bella Braxton: Residing out of Atherton, California, weighing in at 210 pounds…HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION… THE PROCESS…JAKE SMITH!!
Persephone: Is this guy serious?
James Peters: Jake playing mind games with the commissioner, but now isn’t the time for games… he needs to focus.
Rich Russillo: And I’m curious. What’s under the black tarp? It looks almost… life size.
(‘Self-Help Tape’ fades out in the background, and Jake Smith removes the tarp, revealing his weapon to be… a lifesize cut out of Bea Valentine wrapped in barbed wire.)
(Michael Machina shakes his head, and begins banging on his pod glass in anger. Meanwhile, all Jake can do is laugh as the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Well, despite Jake’s odd choice of a “weapon,” the bell has rung, so the Extreme Elimination Chamber is officially underway. Starting things off will be the World Champion, and Daryl Kink-
**CRASH!!**
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!
(Both Jake Smith and Daryl Kinkade stop what they’re doing, and turn towards the noise.)
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA HAS KICKED OPEN HIS POD!
Rich Russillo: CAN HE DO THAT?!
James Peters: ARE YOU GONNA BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM NO?!
Rich Russillo: GOOD POINT! AND LOOK AT JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS FROZEN WITH FEAR! MICHAEL MACHINA HAS KICKED OPEN THE POD, AND NO DOUBT WANTS TO GET HIS HANDS ON SMITH FOR THAT CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF BEA!
James Peters: JAKE HAS MADE A HUGE MISTAKE, PROVOKING THE BEAST LIKE THIS! MICHAEL MACHINA IS THE LAST MAN YOU WANNA PISS OFF!
(Michael Machina walks through the opening created in his pod, the glass barely hanging on the hinges, and stands on the outside briefly, fuming as he stares a hole into the World Champion, who remains frozen with fear. Jake manages to snap out of it, and looks toward Daryl Kinkade, who backs into the corner, deciding to stay out the way for now, not wanting to wind up in Michael’s path of destruction.)
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) He’s all yours, bruv!
Persephone: Jake’s about to shit himself! This is great! :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: AND MICHAEL MACHINA DASHES INTO THE RING, BUT JAKE- JAKE THROWS THAT CARDBOARD CUTOUT IN MIKEY’S PATH!
James Peters: HOWEVER, MICHAEL MACHINA SWATS IT ASIDE, AND CONTINUES TO MARCH AFTER JAKE, WHO HAS LEFT THE RING!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE- JAKE IS DEMANDING FOR THE CHAMBER DOOR TO BE OPENED! :mjlol:
Persephone: What a pussy!
Rich Russillo: ONLY WAY THAT’LL HAPPEN IF IS SOMEBODY GETS ELIMINATED, WHICH… JAKE MIGHT BE DANGER OF ONCE MICHAEL MACHINA CATCHES UP TO HIM!
James Peters: JAKE REALIZES HE’S WASTING TIME, AND STARTS TO RUN AWAY AS MICHAEL MACHINA EXITS THE RING!
Rich Russillo: RUN, JAKE! RUN!
James Peters: JAKE IS RUNNING AROUND THE RING, BUT MICHAEL MACHINA IS KEEPING PACE, STAYING NOT TOO FAR BEHIND! A PREDATOR HUNTING AFTER HIS PREY!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA SHOULD NOT BE THAT FAST, ESPECIALLY FOR A MAN HIS SIZE!
James Peters: MEANWHILE, IN THE RING, DARYL KINKADE IS LOVING ALL THIS!
Rich Russillo: WHY WOULD HE NOT?! MICHAEL MIGHT JUST KILL JAKE SMITH, AND THAT’D BE ONE COMPETITOR DOWN! ALONG WITH A GUARANTEED NEW CHAMPION!
James Peters: SPEAKING OF- JAKE! JAKE FINALLY GETS CAUGHT BY MACHINA, WHO HOISTS HIM UP FOR A .50 CAL POWERBOMB!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! JAKE STARTS TO CLIMB UP THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER STRUCTURE, HAVING GRABBED HOLD OF IT TO SAVE HIMSELF!
James Peters: MICHAEL TURNS AROUND, QUICKLY GRABBING A HOLD OF JAKE’S ANKLE TO PREVENT HIM FROM CLIMBING UP ANY FURTHER!
Rich Russillo: BUT CANT AS JAKE FIGHTS BACK WITH A BOOT TO HIS FACE! MICHAEL MACHINA STAGGERS BACK, HOWEVER, I THINK THAT ONLY ANGERED THE BIG MAN EVEN MORE!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA IS IRATE, AND BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE STRUCTURE HIMSELF! BUT YOU BETTER HURRY, MICHAEL! BECAUSE JAKE SMITH IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT THROUGH AN OPENING AT THE TOP!
Rich Russillo: JAKE GETS HIS UPPER BODY THROUGH-
James Peters: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA GRABS HOLD OF HIM IN TIME, AND DRAGS JAKE OUT THE OPENING BY HIS BELT! NOW, BOTH MEN ARE SIDE BY SIDE ON THAT STRUCTURE! PRECARIOUS POSITIONING!
Rich Russillo: FOR ONCE, JAKE TAKES THE FIGHT TO MICHAEL MACHINA THIS TIME, SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST OFF THE UNFORGIVING STEEL!
Persephone: Jake has finally grown some balls. Good for him. BUT I WANNA SEE MICHAEL KILL THIS FUCKER!
James Peters: WELL, MICHAEL MACHINA IS RATTLED AFTER BEING SLAMMED FACE FIRST OFF THAT STEEL, AND JAKE BOUNCES HIM OFF IT AGAIN! MICHAEL IS DAZED AT THIS POINT, AND MAY FALL OFF WITH ONE MORE COLLISION LIKE THAT!
Rich Russillo: JAKE GRABS MACHINA’S HEAD, AND TRIES IT FOR A THIRD TIME!
James Peters: BLOCKED! MICHAEL MACHINA BLOCKED IT!
Rich Russillo: AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE CONFIDENCE JAKE WAS STARTING TO REGAIN IS INSTANTLY LOST AS MICHAEL MACHINA SHAKES HIS HEAD, INTENSITY IN HIS EYES! YOUR MOVE, CHAMP! :mjgrin:
James Peters: AND JAKE… STARTS RETREATING ONCE MORE!
Persephone: Oh, cmon!
Rich Russillo: JAKE QUICKLY MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE TOP OF MACHINA’S NOW EMPTY POD, AND ATTEMPTS CRAWLING DOWN ON THE OTHER SIDE! BUT MACHINA FINDS HIS WAY ATOP THE POD AS WELL, AND GRABS JAKE BY THE HAIR BEFORE HE CAN GET TOO FAR!
James Peters: OH NO! MICHAEL MACHINA HAS FINALLY GOT HOLD OF JAKE SMITH AGAIN, AND PULLS HIM BACK UP TO THE TOP OF THE POD! DARYL KINKADE IS STILL WATCHING FROM DOWN BELOW, GETTING A GOOD VIEW OF THE ACTION!
Rich Russillo: HONESTLY, DARYL HAS BEEN SMART! STAYING OUT THE WAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHEN HE’LL SEEK TO STRIKE!
James Peters: FOR NOW, HE’S ENJOYING HIMSELF AS MICHAEL MACHINA HAS BROUGHT JAKE BACK TO THE TOP OF THAT POD! MAINTAINING A HANDFUL OF HAIR!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT JAKE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
James Peters: JAKE IS TRYING TO BEG MACHINA OFF, BUT MACHINA ISN’T TRYING TO HEAR IT, AND BOUNCES JAKE FACE FIRST OFF THE GLASS WALL!
**BANG!!**
Rich Russillo: DID YOU HEAR THAT SMACK JAKE’S FACE MADE?!
Persephone: Music to my ears! 😌
James Peters: OH, AND MICHAEL SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST OFF THAT GLASS WALL AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: AND SOME WILL SAY THAT JAKE SMITH IS GETTING EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES!
Persephone: I’m some!
James Peters: AND LOOK INTO THE EYES OF SMITH! JAKE IS OUT ON HIS FEET! THOSE REPEATED SLAMS INTO THE GLASS WALL HAS TAKEN A TOLL ON HIM, AND MICHAEL MAPS OUT HIS NEXT MOVE!
Persephone: It’s never good when he thinks!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL HOOKS JAKE UP FOR A SUPERPLEX OFF THE POD! BOTH MEN WILL HIT HARD BACK INSIDE THE RING! THAT IS IF IT CONNECTS!
Persephone: See?!
James Peters: JAKE FIGHTS IT OFF! HOLDING HIS WEIGHT DOWN TO BLOCK, AND MICHAEL MACHINA TRIES TO HOIST HIM AGAIN! BUT JAKE BLOCKS IT FOR A SECOND TIME IN A ROW!
Rich Russillo: JAKE THEN BREAKS MACHINA’S GRIP WITH A SHOT TO THE RIB CAGE, AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE GLASS WALL! GETTING AN OUNCE OF REVENGE!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA IS STUNNED AS HE LEANS UP AGAINST IT, AND JAKE GRABS HIS HEAD, SENDING THE BACK OF IT INTO THAT GLASS WALL HARD!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL SINKS DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION, BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP JAKE FROM CONTINUING TO BANG HIS HEAD OFF THAT WALL AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
James Peters: :wow: Of course, the World Champion couldn’t himself…
(Jake stops the onslaught on Machina briefly, and turns his back to him, facing the audience while he stands atop that pod, so he can spread his arms to taunt, soaking in the negative reaction from fans.)
Persephone: :boo:
(Jake then flips the bird with both hands, only amplifying the boos even more, and turns his attention back over to Machina, who remains dazed.)
James Peters: Jake has finally gained some semblance of an upper hand on Machina, but I have to doubt how wise it was to taunt in a crucial moment like this.
Rich Russillo: Trust the process, James.
Persephone: Ugh. Don’t ever say that again.
Rich Russillo: :kyrie: Well, Jake Smith has brought Machina back to his feet, and hooks him up too for a SUPERPLEX OFF THAT CHAMBER POD!
James Peters: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA BLOCKS IT AS WELL, AND MANAGES TO FIGHT BACK WITH A SHOT TO THE RIB CAGE ALSO! MACHINA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RIGHT, AND JAKE GOES DOWN TO A KNEE!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL DELIVERS ANOTHER RIGHT, AND JAKE GOES DOWN TO A BOTH KNEES BEFORE SLITHERING OFF THE POD, AND ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MICHAEL DROPS TO ALL FOURS, AND GRABS HOLD OF JAKE’S HAIR AGAIN, NOT LETTING HIM GO THAT EASILY!
James Peters: BUT JAKE! JAKE HOOKS MACHINA UP FOR A SUPERPLEX FROM OUTTA NOWHERE- AND LOOK AT DARYL! DARYL TOSSES THE CRICKET BAT ASIDE MOMENTARILY, AND CLIMBS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! HOOKING JAKE UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION AT THE SAME TIME!
Rich Russillo: HEY, NO WAY! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-
James Peters: OOH! JAKE SMITH SUPERPLEXES MACHINA OFF THE POD, BUT DARYL ELECTRIC CHAIR DROPS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE IN THE PROCESS FOR A TOWER OF DOOM!
Rich Russillo: BOTH JAKE AND MACHINA ARE DOWN, AND DARE I SAY, OUT! MEANWHILE, DARYL HAS A DECISION TO MAKE! PIN EITHER MACHINA OR JAKE! WHOS HE GONNA CHOOSE?! BOTH MEN LIE PRONE!
James Peters: … AND DARYL MAKES HIS DECISION! OPTING TO PIN JAKE AFTER SHOOTING THE HALF! THIS CAN GUARANTEE US A NEW CHAMPION!
Persephone: God knows that’s what we need!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! AND DARYL KINKADE IS A BIT ANNOYED, BUT MAINTAINS HIS COMPOSURE, CRAWLING INTO THE COVER ON MACHINA!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: SHOULDER UP! MICHAEL MACHINA STAYS ALIVE! IT WON’T BE EASY TO PUT DOWN THAT MOUNTAIN OF A MAN JUST YET!
Rich Russillo: DARYL POUNDS THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION, HAVING BELIEVED HE CHOSE THE OPPORTUNE TIME IN THAT MOMENT!
James Peters: BOTH MACHINA AND JAKE WERE TOO BUSY BEING PREOCCUPIED WITH EACH OTHER, THEY FORGET THE THREAT INSIDE THE RING! THAT BEING DARYL KINKADE!
Rich Russillo: AND DARYL HAS RETRIEVED THAT BARBED WIRE CRICKET BAT!
James Peters: UH-OH, THIS CAN’T BE GOOD! DARYL EYES BOTH MEN UP AS THEY BEGIN TO STIR! JAKE RISES TO ALL FOURS, AND SO DOES MICHAEL MACHINA!
Rich Russillo: ANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD- BAM! JAKE SMITH GETS WHACKED ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT BAT FIRST, AND WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS! MEANWHILE, MICHAEL MACHINA IS LEFT, AND DARYL WHACKS HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT BAT TOO!
James Peters: Think Machina is regretting leaving his pod early at this moment?
Persephone: It was worth it seeing him beat the shit outta Jake!
Rich Russillo: Something tells me it’s about to get a lot worse for our World Champion!
James Peters: Jake Smith goes to pull himself back with assistance from the ropes, but can only get to his knee before Daryl reaches over with the cricket bat!
Rich Russillo: CORRECTION: A BARBED WIRE CRICKET BAT! AND DARYL REACHES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH THAT BAT, GRINDING IT ACROSS JAKE SMITH’S FOREHEAD WHILE HE IS HUNG ON THAT MIDDLE ROPE!
James Peters: OH MY GOD, YOU CAN HEAR THE SCREAMS OF AGONY BY JAKE!
Persephone: I know! This is GREAT!
Rich Russillo: NO FIVE COUNT, BUT DARYL DOES GET SHOVED BACK SLIGHTLY BY SMITH! AND JAKE REMAINS ON A KNEE, LEANED UP AGAINST THE MIDDLE ROPE AS BLOOD STARTS TO POUR DOWN HIS FOREHEAD!
(Daryl Kinkade likes what he sees, and sets the cricket bat down in the center, positioning it for something…)
James Peters: Uh-oh, cruel intentions in the mind of Daryl Kinkade, who retrieves Jake, and stands him back up…
Rich Russillo: Daryl positions Jake in front of that cricket bat, and begins to unload with RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND! JAKE IS REELING! HE IS BARELY ABLE TO STAND FROM THE REPEATED BLOWS, AND DARYL KINKADE RUNS OFF THE ROPES! BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR A…
James Peters: MONKE FLIP!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL KINKADE JUST SPIKED JAKE HEAD FIRST ONTO THAT BARBED WIRE BAT WITH A FRONT FLIP DDT, AND CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE-
James Peters: NEW CHAMPI- NO! JAKE POPS THE SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: WELL, REGARDLESS OF IF YOU RESPECT THE MAN’S CHARACTER, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT HIS ABILITY INSIDE THAT RING!
James Peters: You’re right, Jake doesn’t NEED to take shortcuts! But he does, which makes it more disheartening. This guy could be a Champion people are proud of, but would rather do things like… fake his own death.
Persephone: Here’s hoping tonight leads to his very real death. 🙏
James Peters: Persephone…
Persephone: What? I’m serious! We need to kill this white boy!
James Peters: :roman:
Rich Russillo: I- moving on…
(Daryl makes it to all fours, contemplating his next move after Jake Smith kicked out. Daryl slides the cricket bat, now stained with Jake’s blood, out the way, and returns to his feet, backing into the opposite corner as Michael Machina starts pulling himself up in the corner. Meanwhile, Jake rolls out underneath the bottom rope, buying himself some time to recover as Daryl turns his focus over to Machina.)
James Peters: Well, Jake Smith has gotten a reprieve… for now at least while Daryl starts to focus his attention on Michael Machina… DARYL CHARGES IN WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: NO DOUBT JACKING THE JAW OF MACHINA- WHOA! DARYL SPENT TOO MUCH TIME IN THE CORNER AFTER THAT UPPERCUT, AND MACHINA MAKES HIM PAY FOR IT, GRABBING KINKADE AROUND THE WAIST, AND DEADLIFTING HIM UP OFF THE CANVAS!
James Peters: PANIC IS STARTING TO FORM ON DARYL’S FACE AS MACHINA MAKES HIS WAY TO THE CENTER, KEEPING HIM SUSPENDED OFF THE GROUND IN THAT REAR WAISTLOCK! …AND MICHAEL MACHINA PLANTS HIM WITH A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: DARYL LANDED HIGH ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS! COULD THIS BE IT FOR HIM?!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: KICKOUT!
Persephone: Imagine if he actually DID lose to that. :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: Well, Michael Machina is locked in regardless, and starts backing into the corner! Machina has Daryl in his sights!
James Peters: Daryl begins to stir, but I recommend he don’t turn around, because behind him waiting lies a… BULLET… FROM… HELL!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA CHARGES IN- BUT GETS CAUGHT! DARYL CAUGHT HIM WITH A CROSSFACE! “SHUT UP, BRUV” IS IN! CROSSFACE IS APPLIED, AND MACHINA HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS DARYL WRENCHES BACK ON THE HOLD! CENTER OF THE RING!
James Peters: NOW, DARYL WRENCHES EVEN FURTHER BACK ON THE SUBMISSION HOLD, AND MICHAEL MACHINA MAY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TAP SOON!
Persephone: Wow, I thought it’d have been Jake first!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA RAISES HIS HAND! HE’S THINKING ABOUT IT-
James Peters: BUT DECIDES AGAINST IT AT THE LAST MINUTE!
Rich Russillo: IF ANYTHING, HE’S GOTTEN A SECOND WIND, AND BEGINS POWERING BACK TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: AND LOOK AT DARYL! DARYL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL RISES BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE, MUSCLING DARYL UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!
James Peters: AND MACHINA MAKES HIS WAY TO THE CORNER, CLIMBING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH DARYL ON HIS SHOULDERS! THATS A FULLY GROWN MAN!
Rich Russillo: AND MICHAEL MACHINA IS MAKING IT LOOK EASY- NO, WAIT! DARYL SLITHERS DOWN HIS BACK, AND SUNSET FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET, ATTEMPTING TO PEEL MACHINA OFF THAT MIDDLE ROPE WITH A POWERBOMB!
James Peters: MACHINA IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE- BUT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE PAD COMES OFF!
Rich Russillo: AND DARYL STARTS WALKING WITH MICHAEL MACHINA UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! WE TALKED ABOUT MACHINA’S POWER, BUT LOOK AT HIS!
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE WITH A WICKED SITOUT POWERBOMB IN THE CENTER, GIVING MACHINA A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE! KINKADE HOLDS IT FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHH-
Rich Russillo: AND MICHAEL MACHINA EXPLODES OUT THE PINFALL ATTEMPT!
James Peters: Daryl lies back on the canvas, and POUNDS the mat in frustration once again. Daryl is looking for results, and hasn’t been able to find them just yet against either Machina or Smith thus far.
Persephone: Speaking of, is Jake still dow- of course he is.
Rich Russillo: The Champion is still recovering from that Monke Flip on the barbed wire cricket bat.
Persephone: That was hours ago! Be a man!
James Peters: For now, it remains Machina and Kinkade. Daryl approaches Michael, who is slowly stirring back to his feet. Kinkade stands him up, and goes for a right- BUT MACHINA BLOCKS IT, AND FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!
Rich Russillo: DARYL IS DAZED, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER! THEN ANOTHER! MICHAEL WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES- BUT DARYL REVERSES!
James Peters: DARYL SENDS MACHINA TO THE ROPES INSTEAD, AND SLIPS BEHIND HIM AS HE COMES REBOUNDING BACK FOR A SLEEPER HOLD! SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED- BUT MICHAEL MANEUVERS HIMSELF INTO A STANDING SIDE HEADLOCK, AND BOUNCES DARYL OFF THE ROPES TO ESCAPE!
Rich Russillo: KINKADE COMES REBOUNDING BACK, AND MACHINA SLIPS BEHIND HIM FOR A SLEEPER HOLD! EXCEPT KINKADE STEALS A PAGE FROM MACHINA’S BOOK, AND MANEUVERS HIMSELF INTO A STANDING SIDE HEADLOCK, SO HE CAN BOUNCE MACHINA OFF THE ROPES TO ESCAPE- AND JAKE!
James Peters: JAKE SMITH RE-ENTERS THE FRAY, SLIPPING BEHIND MACHINA AS HE GOT BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES BY DARYL FOR A SLEEPER HOLD! NOW, JAKE HAS A SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED AS DARYL STAGGERS INTO THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: JAKE HOPS ON MACHINA’S BACK, WRAPPING HIS LEGS AROUND THE WAIST TO FURTHER CINCH IN THAT SLEEPER!
James Peters: BUT MACHINA BUILDS MOMENTUM, BACKPEDALING JAKE INTO THE CORNER- COLLIDING WITH DARYL!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA SQUISHES JAKE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND KINKADE, WHO IS NOW STUNNED IN THAT CORNER! BUT JAKE REFUSES TO RELEASE THE SLEEPER HOLD, KEEPING HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND MACHINA’S WAIST!
James Peters: MACHINA MOVES OUT THE CORNER SLIGHTLY, AND BACKPEDALS JAKE INTO DARYL AGAIN! STILL, JAKE REFUSES TO LET GO, SO MACHINA DOES IT A THIRD TIME! FINALLY BREAKING THE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Rich Russillo: Michael staggers out the corner, but behind him, BOTH Jake and Daryl fall to seated positions in the same corner!
James Peters: And Michael Machina has a crazy idea in mind once looking back to notice!
Rich Russillo: Machina approaches… and begins to STOMPS A MUDHOLE INTO JAKE, WHO SITS IN FRONT OF KINKADE! MACHINA IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE WITH THOSE THUMBTACK TIMBERLAND BOOTS!
James Peters: CREATING PUNCTURE WOUNDS WHEREVER HE STOMPS, HITTING JAKE’S CHEST, AND HAND AS HE TRIES TO COVER UP HIS HEAD FROM RECEIVING THOSE STOMPS! BUT A FEW ARE SLIPPING PAST THE GUARD!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA FINALLY RELENTS, AND ROLLS JAKE OUT THE WAY, SO HE CAN GET TO DARYL! STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO HIM AS WELL!
James Peters: MACHINA IMMEDIATELY TARGETS THE HEAD WITH THOSE STOMPS, CONTINUOUSLY BEATING ON DARYL IN THAT CORNER UNTIL HE CURLS INTO A BALL! BUT EVEN THEN, MACHINA KEEPS THE ONSLAUGHT COMING! PUNCTURE WOUNDS FORMING ALL OVER DARYL AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA CANT GET TOO CARRIED AWAY, BECAUSE THE COUNTDOWN HAS STARTED!
(Machina starts using the rope for his assistance while pressing his boot down on the side of Daryl’s face. Those thumbtacks digging into his cheeks.)
Crowd: …5!
Crowd: …4!
Crowd: …3!
Crowd: …2!
Crowd: …1!
(**BUZZ!!**)
(Finally, Michael relents on punishing Daryl in the corner, and gets ready to turn his attention towards the next entrant. Michael stands his ground in the center as the light shines on various pods until stopping at one…)
Rich Russillo: Guys… METHUSELAH has been released from his pod!
James Peters: Oh my God, this has combustible written all over it! Methuselah! Michael Machina! I’m ready!
Persephone: Hell, I am too.
James Peters: If there is one man Machina wants to get his hands on other than Jake, it’s him. Methuselah has made a very big enemy out of Machina- hey, what’s Michael doing?
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL JUST GRABBED DARYL KINKADE, AND SENT HIM OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! NOW, HE HAS HOLD OF SMITH, AND LIFTS HIM UP IN A MILITARY PRESS POSITION!
James Peters: AND LAUNCHES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL! JAKE HIT HARD, BUT MACHINA HAS CLEARED THE RING, WANTING IT TO BE JUST HIM AND METHUSELAH!
(Methuselah stands on the outside, a confident grin on his face, especially as he raises up the electric cattle prod, which shoots fire out the tips as opposed to electrodes.)
Rich Russillo: Well, if that was Methuselah’s attempt at striking fear into Machina, I don’t think it worked. Michael is standing his ground! UNARMED!
Michael Machina: (off-mic) What are you waiting for?! Let’s go!
Persephone: This guy has lost his mind.
James Peters: Michael Machina is daring Methuselah to get in the ring, and the Chairman obliges. Both men circle around now- AND METHUSELAH TAKES A JAB WITH THAT CATTLE PROD!
Rich Russillo: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA EVADES IT! METHUSELAH TRIES AGAIN- BUT MICHAEL AVOIDS IT ONCE MORE, AND STARTS TRYING TO WRESTLE IT OUT METHUSELAH’S HAND!
James Peters: MACHINA IS STRUGGLING TO PRY THOSE FINGERS OPEN, AND BLASTS METHUSELAH WITH A BACK ELBOW!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH STAGGERS BACK, AND MACHINA HAS SUCCESSFULLY RETRIEVED THAT CATTLE PROD FROM OUT HIS HAND! NOW, TURNS AROUND-
James Peters: SPEAR!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!
(Methuselah skids to a seated position on the canvas, having had to halt his momentum fast as Michael Machina held out that cattle prod, and Methuselah almost ran head first into it.)
(Methuselah scoots back into the corner, trying to create space as Michael Machina inches closer and closer with that cattle prod in hand…)
James Peters: Michsel Machina is inching closer… cruel intentions in his mind with that cattle prod…
Rich Russillo: Methuselah is trapped… he’s scooted all the way back in that corner!
James Peters: BUT THE CHAIRMAN HAS AN EXTRA SLIP UP HIS SLEEVE, PULLING MICHAEL MACHINA FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Rich Russillo: AND THE CATTLE PROD GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH CAN RETRIEVE IT, BUT DOES HE HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE?!
Rich Russillo; THE CHAIRMAN MAKES A SPLIT SECOND DECISION, AND SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, MARCHING TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, SO HE CAN LINE MACHINA UP FOR A HELLUVA KICK! IF HE CONNECTS WITH THAT RAPTURE, MACHINA MIGHT BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO LIGHTS OUT!
James Peters: METHUSELAH CHARGES IN!
Rich Russillo: BUT GETS INTERCEPTED BY A BULLET FROM HELL!! :damn:
Persephone: :roman:
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA CAUGHT METHUSELAH WITH THAT BULLET FROM HELL! BUT HE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: NO, MICHAEL KNOWS THAT’LL ONLY STUN THE CHAIRMAN, AND BACKS INTO THE CORNER, LINING HIM UP FOR ANOTHER!
James Peters: METHUSELAH IS CLUTCHING AT HIS RIBS RIGHT NOW, AND LIKELY HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S BEHIND HIM!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH SLOWLY RETURNS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND MACHINA CHARGES IN!
James Peters: BULLET FROM- BLOCKED! METHUSELAH BLOCKED IT WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE! JOLTING MACHINA UPRIGHT!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA SWINGS WILDLY WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, SHRUGGING OFF THAT BOOT, BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GO RUNNING OFF OPPOSITE SETS OF ROPES!
James Peters: BULLET FROM HELL!!
Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH WAS THINKING THE SAME THING WITH A SPEAR!
James Peters: BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER, AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S RIGHT! MACHINA IS DOWN! METHUSELAH IS DOWN! WHO WILL GET BACK TO THEIR FEET FIRST?!
Persephone: Oh, BROTHER!
James Peters: …Jake Smith has re-entered the ring.
(Jake looks around, seeing both Michael Machina down, and Methuselah down at the same time, knowing their easy pickings.)
Jake Smith: (off-mic) :mjlit:
Persephone: I really hate this guy.
Rich Russillo: Jake is watching as Michael Machina crawls toward the ropes, pulling himself back up slowly. Machina has no idea what’s behind him until he turns around… STARMAKER!
James Peters: JAKE CAUGHT MACHINA WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER, AND MICHAEL APPEARS TO BE DOWN AND OUT!
Rich Russillo: NOW, JAKE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO METHUSELAH, WHO REMAINS SPRAWLED ON THAT CANVAS FOLLOWING THE HEAD ON COLLISION!
James Peters: JAKE GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE HAIR, AND SITS HIM UP OFF THE CANVAS! JAKE GOES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES, ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT WITH THAT SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF METHUSELAH’S SKULL!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARYL KINKADE FLIES IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM!
James Peters: DARYL HAS TEMPORARILY NEUTRALIZED JAKE SMITH, AND SETS HIS SIGHTS ON METHUSELAH, PULLING THE CHAIRMAN BACK TO HIS FEET FOR A PUMPHANDLE PILEDRIVER!
Rich Russillo: DARYL PUMPHANDLES METHUSELAH ONTO HIS SHOULDER, BUT METHUSELAH SLIPS OUT THE BACK, COUNTERING BY PLACING DARYL KINKADE IN POSITION FOR A REVERSE DDT!
James Peters: BUT JAKE SMITH TRIES TO RE-ENTER THE FRAY- AND GETS SHUT DOWN BY METHUSELAH WHO CATCHES HIM!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH CAUGHT SMITH AS HE CAME CHARGING IN, AND PLANTS HIM ONTO DARYL WITH A URANAGE SLAM, REVERSE DDT COMBO! SCORING A TWO FOR ONE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH PULLS DARYL BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HOOKS HIM UP FOR A FUTURE SHOCK DDT! METHUSELAH’S GOING TO SPIKE HIM WITH THE MK DRIVER!!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARYL DRIVES METHUSELAH BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER, BREAKING THE MOVE!
James Peters: AND DARYL LIFTS HIM TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THERE HIMSELF! DARYL WITH AN AVALANCHE HURRICANRANA!!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH ROLLS DARYL THROUGH FOR A SUNSET FLIP! LOOKING TO PULL A FAST ONE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: DARYL MANAGES TO KICK OUT! AND BOTH MEN RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET! DARYL SWINGS WILDLY WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND LANDS A KICK TO THE GUT! DARYL DOUBLES OVER, AND GETS HOOKED UP FOR THAT HELLFIRE IMPLANT DDT!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARYL COUNTERS WITH A SCHOOL BOY!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
James Peters: METHUSELAH KICKS OUT, AND MOVES TO A PRONE POSITION ON THE CANVAS, BUT DARYL QUICKLY GRABS HOLD OF HIS ARM, AND LOCKS IN A BRIDGING FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
Rich Russillo: DARYL CALLS THAT CATCH 22, AND IS TRYING TO TEAR METHUSELAH’S SHOULDER OUT OF ITS SOCKET!
James Peters: BUT DARYL IS EXPOSED, AND JAKE SMITH TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE, SWINGING DOWN ONTO HIS ABDOMEN WITH THAT BARBED WIRE CRICKET BAT!
Persephone: For once, Jake Smith does something good!
Rich Russillo: JAKE CAUGHT DARYL ACROSS THE MIDSECTION WITH THAT BRIDGING FUJIWARA APPLIED, AND BROKE THE HOLD IN THE PROCESS! BUT I DONT THINK JAKE CARES!
(Daryl writhes in pain with his stomach visibly cut up from the barbed wire.)
James Peters: I THINK JAKE HAD NO CONFIDENCE IN METHUSELAH ACTUALLY TAPPING OUT!
Rich Russillo: SPEAKING OF, JAKE PLACES THAT BARBED WIRE CRICKET BAT ONTO METHUSELAH’S BACK, AND KEEPS HIS FOOT PRESSED DOWN ON IT, LETTING THAT BARBED WIRE RIP INTO THE CHAIRMAN’S SKIN AND FLESH!
James Peters: SCREAM BE HEARD, BUT JAKE SMITH IS SMILING WITH DELIGHT!
Rich Russillo: Finally, Jake relents, and notices Michael Machina beginning to stir. Jake grabs hold of that Bea Valentine cut out once more, and leans it up against the corner…
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Let’s go pay Phoebe a little visit.
James Peters: Jake grabs hold of Machina, and GOES TO PRESS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THAT BARBED WIRE CUTOUT!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Cmon, don’t you want to give her a kiss?!
(Jake continues trying to press Machina face first into the barbed wire as hard as he can.)
Rich Russillo: JAKE WANTS MACHINA TO GIVE BEA A “SMOOCH!” BUT MACHINA BLOCKS IT, AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOT TO JAKE’S BODY! NOW, MACHINA TRIES TO PRESS JAKE FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE!
James Peters: JAKE TRIES TO FIGHT IT OFF, BUUUUUUUT-
(Jake’s eyes grows wider with panic and fear as Michael Machina overpowers him, bringing Jake’s face closer to that barbed wire.)
James Peters: OOH! THERE IT IS!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA PUSHES JAKE FIRST INTO THAT BARBED WIRE ON THE CUTOUT, CAUSING SCREAMS OF AGONY FROM JAKE! THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT HOW HE THOUGHT THIS WOULD GO!
James Peters: BUT MACHINA SHOULD BE WEARY BECAUSE THE NEXT POD SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO OPEN VERY SOON!
Rich Russillo: RIGHT NOW, HE’S LOCKED IN ON INFLICTING AS MUCH DAMAGE HE CAN ON JAKE, CONTINUING TO PRESS HIS FACE INTO THAT BARBED WIRE! DIGGING INTO THE CHEEK, AND COMPLETE SIDE OF SMITH’S FACE!
James Peters: BUT THE COUNTDOWN HAS ALREADY BEGUN FOR THE NEXT ENTRANT! MICHAEL MACHINA NEEDS TO FOCUS!
Crowd: …5!
Crowd: …4!
Crowd: …3!
Crowd …2!
Crowd: …1!
(**BUZZ!!**)
(The light hovers over various pods, only Limmy and Xander Payne remaining… Limmy remains his usual self inside the chamber, that being cool, calm, and collected. But Xander Payne is chomping at the bit to get out with that modified baseball bat in hand, designed with nails, barbed wire, and spikes. Finally, the light stops on a specific pod…)
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM HIS POD!
James Peters: AND SIMILAR TO EARLIER, MICHAEL MACHINA IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING! BUT STANDS HIS GROUND INSIDE THE RING!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA IS DARING XANDER TO GET IN!
James Peters: AND- HEY, WHAT THE HELL?!
Rich Russillo: XANDER HAS MADE A BEELINE TOWARD LIMMY’S POD INSTEAD!
Persephone: Uh, moron! The ring is that way!
James Peters: I THINK HE KNOWS THAT, PERSEPHONE! BUT XANDER HAS BECOME SO OBSESSED WITH REVENGE, HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER COMPETITORS!
Rich Russillo: XANDER IS REPEATEDLY HITTING THAT POD GLASS WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT!
James Peters: XANDER IS DISREGARDING THE RULES ENTIRELY, ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS MAN REGARDLESS!
(Limmy goes down to a knee, dropping his weapon in the process, and puts his forearm up to shield himself from the pod glass, which caves in, almost bonking him on the head.)
Rich Russillo: AND XANDER HAS SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN INTO LIMMY’S POD! XANDER REACHES INSIDE WITH ONE HAND, PULLING LIMMY OUT BY THE HAIR!
James Peters: BUT LIMMY EXPLODES WITH A RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND! AND XANDER DROPS THE BAT AS A RESULT! NOW, LIMMY LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE, PICKING THE BAT UP!
Rich Russillo: XANDER IS LEANED UP AGAINST THE POD, AND LIMMY TAKES A SWING WITH THE BAT, GOING FOR THE HEAD!
James Peters: BUT XANDER PAYNE DUCKS UNDERNEATH!
Rich Russillo: Limmy almost left those poor kids without a father!
Persephone: And they’d be better off for it, honestly.
James Peters: WHILE XANDER DUCKED UNDERNEATH THAT BASEBALL BAT SHOT, LIMMY STILL HAS IT IN HAND,AND XANDER TURNS AROUND TO NOTICE!
Rich Russillo: BUT BLASTS LIMMY WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! LIMMY DROPS THE BAT TOO, AND XANDER PULLS HIM IN FOR A POWERBOMB ATTEMPT! LAST SEDATION!
James Peters: NO! LIMMY COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP ON THE FLOOR! XANDER SITS UP, FAVORING HIS BACK IN PAIN, AND LIMMY GOES TO PICK HIM BACK UP!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY HAS LIFTED XANDER TO HIS FEET- BUT LOOK OUT ABOVE!
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, WIPING BOTH XANDER AND LIMMY OUT WITH A CANNONBALL SENTON OFF THE TOP OF THE POD!
Rich Russillo: WHEN DID HE HAVE TIME TO GET UP THERE??
James Peters: MUSTA BEEN WHEN WE WEREN’T LOOKING!
Persephone: No shit, Captain Obvious!
James Peters: :kyrie:
Rich Russillo: WELL, XANDER AND LIMMY HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT MOMENTARILY! BUT AS DARYL RETURNS TO HIS FEET, THE ACTION HASN’T SLOWED DOWN, BECAUSE BACK INSIDE THE RING-
James Peters: BACK INSIDE THE RING, THE ACTION HASN’T STOPPED EITHER! NO, BECAUSE MICHAEL MACHINA KEEPS PRESSING JAKE’S FACE INTO THE BARBED WIRE ON THAT CUTOUT, EVEN GRINDING JAKE’S FACE ACROSS IT!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA HAS ENOUGH PUNISHING THE CHAMPION, AND DIRECTS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! MACHINA HOISTS JAKE UP IN A GORILLA PRESS! SIMILAR TO EARLIER, BUT I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THAT SIGNATURE MANEUVER HE CALLS HEATS DESCENT!
James Peters: GORILLA PRESS SLAM- HALTED! JAKE STARTS GOUGING AT MACHINA’S EYE!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA’S STRUGGLING TO KEEP HIM SUSPENDED, AND JAKE SLIPS OUT BEHIND HIM, LANDING ON HIS FEET! BUT MACHINA TURNS AROUND AS JAKE BACKPEDALS INTO THE CORNER, AND CHARGES IN WITH THE BULLET FROM HELL!
James Peters: BUT JAKE SIDESTEPS AT THE LAST MINUTE, SENDING MACHINA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Persephone: :yikes:
Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH IS BEGINNING TO STIR, AND JAKE TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER AS MACHINA TUMBLES OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH RISES TO A KNEE, AND JAKE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK- BUT HE CATCHES IT!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH CAUGHT THE BOOT, AND JAKE IS ATTEMPTING TO BEG HIS WAY OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT AS METHUSELAH RISES TO A VERTICAL BASE! A DEVIOUS GRIN FORMING ON HIS FACE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH THROWS JAKE’S BOOT DOWN, AND JAKE TRIES TO LUNGE AT METHUSELAH- WHO DROPS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! JAKE SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT GETS FLOORED WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!
Rich Russillo: JAKE RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND METHUSELAH BOUNCES HIM OFF THE ROPES! HOWEVER, JAKE COUNTERS, TURNING THE IRISH WHIP AROUND, AND SENDING METHUSELAH TO THE ROPES INSTEAD!
James Peters: JAKE DUCKS DOWN, PERHAPS SIGNALING FOR A BACK BODY DROP- BUT METHUSELAH SHUTS THAT DOWN WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: JAKE JOLTS UPRIGHT, STANDING ON WOBBLY LEGS! BUT SHOOTS FOR A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN- THOUGH, METHUSELAH TRAPS THE ARM! METHUSELAH TRAPS THE ARM, AND TURNS IT INTO A HELLFIRE IMPLANT DDT! JAKE GOT SPIKED, AND METHUSELAH ROLLS HIM OVER, HOOKING THE LEG
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRR-
James Peters: JAKE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: AGAIN, YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT, BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE CHAMP STAYING IN THIS THING!
Persephone: I don’t gotta respect shit.
James Peters: Well, Methuselah sits up, thinking on what his next move will be to Jake…
Rich Russillo: BUT BACK ON THE OUTSIDE, DARYL KINKADE REGAINS HIS FOOTING AFTER THAT CANNONBALL SENTON FROM THE TOP, DIVING ONTO BOTH XANDER AND LIMMY!
James Peters: DARYL PULLS XANDER BACK UP, AND LEANS HIM UP AGAINST THE STEEL WALL! CONNECTING WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!
Rich Russillo: XANDER PUSHES PAST DARYL, TRYING TO CREATE SOME SPACE, BUT DARYL SPINS HIM BACK AROUND, AND NOW BOTH ENGAGE IN A HOCKEY FIGHT! XANDER THROWING RIGHTS, DARYL THROWING THEM AS WELL!
James Peters: BUT XANDER CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT, AND GOES TO SEND DARYL FACE FIRST INTO A POD! BUT DARYL COUNTERS, SENDING XANDER FACE FIRST INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: RIGHT NOW, XANDER CAN BARELY STAND, AND SLOWLY TURNS AROUND, LEANING UP AGAINST THAT POD! DARYL CREATES SOME SPACE, AND RUSHES IN- BUT GETS LAUNCHED OVERHEAD OF XANDER WITH AN ALLEY OOP!
James Peters: ALLEY OOP SENDS DARYL FACE FIRST INTO THE POD! AND XANDER TURNS AROUND, NOTICING LIMMY PULL HIMSELF UP WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THE POD ADJACENT!
Rich Russillo: XANDER RUSHES IN!
**CRASH!!**
Persephone: Ha!
James Peters: WHOA! LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST SIDESTEPPED XANDER, AND XANDER GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE CHAMBER POD, TO THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: XANDER WAS SO BLINDED BY HIS HATE FOR LIMMY, HE’S WOUND UP MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!
Persephone: What an idiot!
(Ringside referees swarm Xander, checking up on him as he lies motionless on the outside.)
James Peters: WILL PAYNE EVEN BE ABLE TO CONTINUE AFTER THAT?!
Rich Russillo: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THAT BACK INSIDE THE RING, METHUSELAH IS LINING JAKE UP FOR A SPEAR! STALKING HIS PREY FROM THE CORNER!
James Peters: JAKE RETURNS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND METHUSELAH RUNS WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! BUT JAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! METHUSELAH RAN RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK, BUT REMAINS STANDING!
Rich Russillo: JAKE JUMPS UP FOR THE STARMAKER! BUT MID CUTTER ON METHUSELAH, GETS HIS LEGS CAUGHT IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB BY THE RETURNING MICHAEL MACHINA!
James Peters: METHUSELAH POPS JAKE UP IN PLACE FOR THE POWERBOMB, AND SMITH FLAILS HIS ARMS AROUND, PANICKING AS HE KNOWS WHAT COMES NEXT! …50 CAL POWERBOMB!!
Rich Russillo: NO! METHUSELAH CATCHES MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A SPEAR INSTEAD! MACHINA WAS DEFENSELESS WITH JAKE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
James Peters: AND MACHINA GOES DOWN, DROPPING JAKE IN THE PROCESS!
Rich Russillo: JAKE LANDED ATOP MACHINA’S CHEST, AND QUICKLY RUNS OFF THE ROPES AS METHUSELAH RISES TO A KNEE- SHINING WIZARD! RUNNING GOD COMPLEX TO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!
James Peters: MACHINA IS DOWN! METHUSELAH IS DOWN! JAKE IS FEELING GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF, BUT CAN’T LOSE FOCUS AS LIMMY SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING AT JAKE!
Rich Russillo: BUT JAKE DUCKS UNDERNEATH WHATEVER HE HAD PLANNED, AND LIMMY ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: STARMAK- NO! LIMMY AVOIDS IT WITH A SCHOOL BOY, BUT DOES NOT HOLD THE COVER, AND ROLLS JAKE THROUGH FOR AN OUTER HEAVEN! HOOKING BOTH ARMS FOR THE PEDIGREE!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS! JAKE GOT PLANTED! BUT DON’T TURN AROUND, LIMMY! BECAUSE DARYL KINKADE IS WAITING RIGHT THERE FOR YOU!
James Peters: LIMMY TURNS AROUND, AND EATS A KICK TO THE GUT! DARYL GOES FOR THE CROSS LEGGED FISHERMAN BUSTER THAT HE CALLS A BEAUTIFUL LIE!
Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY FLOATS OVER THE MOVE, LANDING ON HIS FEET BEHIND HIM, AND SHOVES DARYL TOWARD THE ROPES!
James Peters: BUT DARYL REBOUNDS BACK WITH A HANDSPRING ROUNDHOUSE KICK, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GO DOWN! DARYL IS DOWN, LIMMY IS DOWN, METHUSELAH IS DOWN, MACHINA IS DOWN!
Rich Russillo: AND DON’T FORGET ON THE OUTSIDE, XANDER IS DOWN! XANDER WENT THROUGH THAT CHAMBER POD!
Persephone: Don’t remind me! That was hilarious!
James Peters: WELL, WHO WILL BE THE FIRST COMPETITOR BACK TO THEIR FEET?!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH! METHUSELAH IS THE FIRST TO STIR, AND RETURNS TO A VERTICAL BASE WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THE ROPES! METHUSELAH STAGGERS OVER TO SMITH, WANTING TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE CHAMPION AFTER THAT GOD COMPLEX CONNECTED!
James Peters: JAKE GETS LIFTED BACK TO HIS FEET BY METHUSELAH- BUT JAKE EXPLODES WITH A SUPERKICK! WAIT, HE SAW THAT METHUSELAH WAS PREPARING TO BLOCK IT, AND SUPER KICKED HIM IN THE KNEE INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH GOES DOWN TO A KNEEL, AND JAKE HOPS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, LINING THE CHAIRMAN UP FOR THE PANAMA SUNRISE MANEUVER! JAKE GOES TO LEAP OFF FOR HELL ABOVE-
James Peters: BUT DARYL! DARYL COMES FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, AND SENDS METHUSELAH HEAD FIRST INTO JAKE’S GROIN! THE CHAMPION’S EYES LOOK READY TO BULGE OUT HIS HEAD AS HE SITS DOWN ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, DARYL SENDS METHUSELAH OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND SETS HIS SIGHTS BACK ON JAKE! IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER, DARYL SPOTS THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, WHICH MACHINA ACCIDENTALLY UNDID EARLIER, HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE TO AVOID A POWERBOMB FROM DARYL!
James Peters: WELL, DARYL HOISTS JAKE ONTO HIS SHOULDER IN POSITION FOR A SNAKE EYES, AND GOES TO BUILD MOMENTUM TOWARDS THAT CORNER! BUT LIMMY PULLS JAKE OFF DARYL’S SHOULDER, AND KINKADE TURNS AROUND, DUCKING UNDERNEATH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY LIMMY!
Rich Russillo: DARYL KEEPS HIS MOMENTUM GOING, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES- BUT GETS POPPED IN THE AIR BY LIMMY FOR A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! HE CALLS THAT THE EXCALIBUR, AND DARYL COULD BE EASY PICKINGS IF LIMMY CHOOSES TO PURSUE!
James Peters: BUT NO, LIMMY SPOTS JAKE RISING TO A KNEE WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND THE IDEA CLICKS IN PLACE! LIMMY RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE SET OF ROPES, AND DRILLS INTO JAKE WITH A V-TRIGGER!!
Rich Russillo: DIABLE JAMBLE CONNECTS TO THE SIDE OF SMITH’S SKULL, AND JAKE JUST MELTS DOWN TO THE CANVAS! LIMMY MAY HAVE KNOCKED HIM CLEAN OUT!
James Peters: BUT DOESNT GO FOR THE COVER ON JAKE, AND INSTEAD, MOVES TO THE NEARBY CORNER AS HE SPOTS DARYL KINKADE RETURNING TO HIS FEET! WHAT COULD LIMMY POSSIBLY HAVE PLANNED?!
Rich Russillo: OOH! SHOTGUN DROPKICK BY MONAGHAN! LIMMY SENT DARYL BACK FIRST INTO THAT CORNER WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK, AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! LIMMY IS PERCHED UP THERE FOR THE…
James Peters: GENKI CANNON!!
Persephone: He missed!
Rich Russillo: DARYL ROLLED OUT THE WAY, BUT LIMMY JUMPED RIGHT INTO A KICK TO THE GUT BY A RECOVERED METHUSELAH! METHUSELAH HOISTS LIMMY UP, AND SPIKES HIM WITH A METH KNELL! BRAINBUSTER DDT!! AND METHUSELAH HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: AND LIMMY KICKS OUT! STILL NO ELIMINATIONS IN THE MATCH THUS FAR! BUT METHUSELAH GRABS HOLD OF LIMMY, AND DRAGS HIM INTO THE CORNER, SEATING HIM THERE! METHUSELAH GOES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES FOR POSSIBLY A FACEWASH-
Rich Russillo: BUT JAKE SMITH WHACKS METHUSELAH ACROSS THE FACE WITH THAT BARBED WIRE CRICKET BAT INTRODUCED BY DARYL! METHUSELAH SPINS AROUND, STRUGGLING TO STAND, BUT POSSIBLY RUNNING OFF PURE INSTINCT!
James Peters: JAKE LEAPS UP, AND LANDS A BACKSTABBER ON METHUSELAH! JAKE CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!
James Peters: METHUSELAH MANAGED TO KICKOUT, AND JAKE IS ANGRY! HE IS IRATE! NOW, DEMANDING FOR METHUSELAH TO GET BACK UP!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARYL KINKADE SHOOTS OUT THE CORNER, AND TILT-A-WHIRLS AROUND JAKE FOR A CROSSFACE! CROSSFACE SUBMISSION HOLD IS APPLIED! WE SAW THIS EARLIER ON MACHINA, BUT WILL JAKE POSSESS THAT SAME WILLPOWER, OR IS HE GONNA TAP OUT??
James Peters: LIMMY GOES TO INTERJECT HIMSELF, BUT METHUSELAH LUNGES FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, AND WRESTLES LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR A INFINITI LOCK! METHUSELAH APPLIES THAT OMOPLATA SHOULDER LOCK!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS BAD! THIS IS BAD FOR BOTH LIMMY AND JAKE!
Persephone: Screw Limmy! TAP OUT, JAKE! TAP OUT!
James Peters: LIMMY’S SHOULDER MIGHT EXIT ITS SOCKET SOON! MEANWHILE, DARYL WRENCHES FURTHER BACK ON THAT CROSSFACE! TRYING TO FORCE A TAPOUT!
Rich Russillo: BUT BOTH LIMMY AND JAKE ARE ABLE TO ROLL METHUSELAH AND DARYL ONTO THEIR SHOULDERS FOR A MAKESHIFT COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: KICKOUT! EVERY COMPETITOR SCRAMBLES BACK TO THEIR FEET! BOTH JAKE AND LIMMY STAGGER BACK AGAINST OPPOSITE SETS OF ROPES! METHUSELAH COMES CHARGING AT LIMMY, AND DARYL COMES CHARGING AT JAKE-
Rich Russillo: BUT BOTH GET SENT UP AND OVER THEIR SHOULDERS! DARYL WOUND UP LANDING ON MACHINA WITH A INCIDENTAL CROSSBODY RIGHT AS MACHINA WAS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: THAT LEAVES ONLY JAKE AND LIMMY LEFT INSIDE THE RING!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, LIMMY TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER- AND GETS BLASTED WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
James Peters: XANDER HAS RE-ENTERED THROUGH THE BROKEN POD, AND DID NOT COME ALONE, CHUCKING A STEEL CHAIR INTO LIMMY’S FACE!
Persephone: It’s like the opposite of Iron Survivor! He actually got up this time!
Rich Russillo: XANDER CHUCKED THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO LIMMY’S FACE, AND NOW, ENTERS THE RING, LOOKING TO GO TO WORK! XANDER MOUNTS LIMMY, UNLEASHING A FLURRY OF PUNCHES!
James Peters: BUT JAKE PULLS XANDER OFF, WANTING TO GET A PIECE HIMSELF! SMITH MOUNTS LIMMY, UNLOADING WITH RIGHT HANDS AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: XANDER DOESN’T APPEAR HAPPY WITH THAT, AND PULLS JAKE OFF! NOW, BOTH COMPETITORS FIND THEMSELVES STARING EACH OTHER DOWN! BUT JAKE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, SHOVING XANDER BACK!
James Peters: JAKE GOES TO CONTINUE HIS ONSLAUGHT ON LIMMY, BUT XANDER GRABS HIM BY THE ARM, AND SHORT-ARMS JAKE INTO A POP-UP POWERBOMB! LAST SEDATION ON JAKE, WHO HE SLAMMED ONTO LIMMY’S RIBS!
Rich Russillo: XANDER COULD GO FOR THE COVER RIGHT NOW ON JAKE, BUT DOESNT SEEM TOO INTERESTED IN THAT, DIRECTING HIS ATTENTION SOLELY OVER TO MONAGHAN!
James Peters: XANDER PULLS LIMMY UP, AND SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES FOR A LAST SEDATION!! BUT LIMMY LEAPS OVERHEAD OF XANDER, LANDING ON HIS FEET BEHIND HIM! XANDER RUSHES TOWARD THE ROPES, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE FOR A STUNNER!
Rich Russillo: BUT HE’S INTERCEPTED OUTTA MID AIR WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! DIABLE JAMBE!!
James Peters: LIMMY PULLS XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET, AND SETS HIM UP FOR THE OUTER HEAVEN! GOING TO HOOK BOTH ARMS- BUT XANDER TWIRLS OUT OF IT, AND BLASTS LIMMY WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!
Persephone: I’m surprised the lard ass can even do that.
Rich Russillo: LIMMY GOES DOWN TO A KNEE, AND XANDER GRABS HIM BY THE WRIST, PULLING LIMMY UP FOR THE SAITO SUPLEX! LIMMY GOT DUMPED HIGH ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS!
James Peters: XANDER RUSHES TO A KNEE, GOING TO MAKE A COVER ON LIMMY- BUT MACHINA COMES FROM OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S FACE! THOSE THUMBTACKS ON THE SOLES NO DOUBT HAVING LEFT A MARK!
Rich Russillo: XANDER ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE WITH BOTH JAKE AND METHUSELAH! ALL THREE MEN ARE RISING TO THEIR FEET ON THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: AND MACHINA RETRIEVES LIMMY, HOISTING HIM UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND LAUNCHING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO EVERYBODY ELSE! LIMMY BEING USED TO WIPE OUT EACH XANDER, JAKE, AND METHUSELAH!
Rich Russillo: EVERYBODY ELSE, EXCEPT ONE MAN! THAT BEING DARYL KINKADE, WHO JUMPS MICHAEL MACHINA FROM BEHIND! DARYL IS UNLOADING WITH CLUBBING BLOWS, BOMBARDING MACHINA, AND BOUNCES HIM OFF THE ROPES!
James Peters: BUT MACHINA TWISTS THE ARM OF DARYL, AND SHORT ARMS HIM INTO A BRAINBUSTER! SKULLPIERCER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND MACHINA MAKES THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: SHOULDER UP! DARYL KINKADE GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND ROLLS ONTO HIS BELLY! BUT HE ISN’T SAFE THERE EITHER AS MICHAEL MACHINA GOES TO STRAP HIM INTO THE CAMEL CLUTCH! HE CALLS IT CALLISTO CLUTCH-
James Peters: BUT DARYL KINKADE SLITHERS THROUGH THE LEGS OF MACHINA, SLIPPING BEHIND HIM, AND MACHINA TURNS AROUND INTO A KICK TO THE GUT!! DARYL GRABS MICHAEL IN A FRONT FACELOCK, BUT ON THE OUTSIDE, JAKE USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP!
Rich Russillo: AND GETS SENT RIGHT BACK DOWN AS DARYL KICKS OFF HIS FACE IN PLACE OF THE TOP ROPE FOR A TORNADO DDT ON MACHINA!
James Peters: DARYL MAKES IT TO ALL FOURS, AND TRIED TO COVER MACHINA- BUT THE BIG MAN WISELY ROLLS AWAY TO CREATE A BIT OF SPACE! BUT DARYL RISES TO BOTH KNEES, AND- GOD COMPLEX!
Rich Russillo: JAKE TRIED TO COME FROM BEHIND WITH A GOD COMPLEX AS PAYBACK, BUT DARYL DUCKED UNDERNEATH! AND KINKADE LUNGES AT JAKE, ROLLING HIM ONTO HIS BELLY FOR A CROSSFACE! “SHUT UP, BRUV!” GOING TO BE APPLIED A THIRD TIME IN THIS MATCH!
James Peters: BUT JAKE HAD IT SCOUTED FROM EARLIER, AND QUICKLY ROLLS DARYL ONTO HIS BACK! JAKE RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET, GOING TO LOCK IN A FIGURE FOUR- BUT DARYL USES HIS FREE LEG TO KICK JAKE FACE FIRST INTO THAT EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! JAKE STOPPED HIMSELF JUST IN TIME, AND TURNS AROUND IN THE CORNER AS DARYL COMES RUSHING IN- BUT JAKE SENDS HIM UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER! DARYL GOES TO SPRINGBOARD OFF THE TOP ROPE, BUT JAKE SUPERKICKS HIM IN THE ANKLE!
James Peters: AND DARYL GETS CROTCHED ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE TUMBLING OFF!
Rich Russillo: JAKE HOPS TO THE MIDDLE, AND DIVES OFF FOR THE PANAMA SUNRISE! BUT DARYL COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, SITTING ON JAKE’S CHEST, AND HOOKING BOTH LEGS BEHIND HIM!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: DIVINE DEPARTURE!!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY CHARGES IN WITH A DIVINE DEPARTURE ON DARYL! THAT SWINGING BACK ELBOW HAD ENOUGH FORCE AND MOMENTUM BEHIND IT TO ROLL DARYL THROUGH TO HIS FEET! AND LIMMY PULLS HIM IN FOR AN OUTER HEAVEN!
(**CRACK!!**)
James Peters: XANDER!
Rich Russillo: XANDER INTERJECTS HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH, USING LIMMY’S OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM! XANDER CRACKED LIMMY ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP! THOSE THUMBTACKS SCRATCHING HIS BACK!
James Peters: LIMMY RELEASES THE PEDIGREE, DROPPING TO HIS KNEES INSTEAD, AND XANDER ENTERS THE RING! PLACING THE CHAMPIONSHIP DOWN! XANDER PULLS LIMMY IN FOR A POWERBOMB ON THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP-
Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY SLIPS OUT THE FRONT, PLACING XANDER IN POSITION FOR A PEDIGREE! BOTH ARMS ARE HOOKED… OUTER HEAVEN! OUTER HEAVEN ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP! XANDER WENT FACE FIRST INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS!
Persephone: OH MY GOD… THAT POOR CHAMPIONSHIP!
Rich Russillo: :cmon:
James Peters: XANDER IS OUT, AND LIMMY ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Bella Braxton: XANDER PAYNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Xander slowly rolls out underneath the bottom rope, and lies there, barely conscious as the chamber door begins opening for him to exit.)
Persephone: This match just became 400 pounds lighter!
(Limmy makes it to a knee, and watches as Xander Payne is helped to sit up on the steps by officials, who walk Xander to the back with assistance.)
Rich Russillo: Limmy rises back to his feet as Methuselah and Daryl Kinkade pull themselves up in separate corners. LIMMY CHARGES IN WITH A RUNNING FOREARM ON METHUSELAH!
James Peters: THEN KEEPS THE MOMENTUM ROLLING, DASHING TOWARDS DARYL IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER WITH A FOREARM- BUT DARYL DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND BARRELS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER WITH A RUNNING FOREARM ON METHUSELAH AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: DARYL TURNS AROUND- BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER SHOTGUN DROPKICK BY LIMMY! THIS TIME, BEING SENT BACK FIRST INTO METHUSELAH IN THE CORNER! DARYL COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND METHUSELAH COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER!
James Peters: METHUSELAH SWIPES AT LIMMY WITH A RIGHT HOOK- BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND SPIKES METHUSELAH WITH A REVERSE RANA!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY TRIES RETURNING TO HIS FEET- BUT JAKE GOES TO PICK HIM UP HIMSELF! BUT FROM BEHIND, DARYL GRABS JAKE IN A REAR WAISTLOCK, AND LIMMY BLASTS THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH A CLOTHESLINE AS DARYL CONNECTS WITH A BRIDGING GERMAN!
James Peters: BIT OF TEAMWORK FROM BOTH MEN THERE, AND DARYL MIGHT HAVE JAKE BEAT HERE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
James Peters: JAKE KICKS OUT, BUT LIMMY IMMEDIATELY CRUSHES JAKE WITH A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF HIS SYSTEM!
Rich Russillo: DARYL CLUTCHES AT HIS ABDOMEN, PULLING HIMSELF UP IN A CORNER! LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF UP IN A CORNER AS WELL! LOOK AROUND! EACH COMPETITOR WAS THINKING THE SAME IDEA! METHUSELAH, JAKE, LIMMY, AND DARYL HAVE ALL USED THE CORNER FOR ASSISTANCE IN GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEET!
James Peters: BUT WHO IS GONNA CAPITALIZE FIRST?!
Rich Russillo: NEITHER OF EACH MAN AS MICHAEL MACHINA ENTERS THE RING, AND RUSHES JAKE WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! MACHINA ISN’T DONE, AND BLASTS LIMMY WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER AS WELL!
James Peters: MACHINA HAS BEEN IN THIS MATCH FOR A WHILE, AND IS STILL KEEPING THAT SAME SPEED! CHARGING AT METHUSELAH IN THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE NOW! AND GOES TO FINISH IT OFF AT DARYL!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARYL GETS THE BOOT UP, STAGGERING MACHINA SLIGHTLY, BUT MAKING HIM ANGRIER IN THE PROCESS!
James Peters: DARYL SHOOTS OUT THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT NO EFFECT! THE CLOTHESLINE HAD NO EFFECT ON MACHINA, WHO IS SEEMINGLY GETTING A SECOND WIND!
Rich Russillo: DARYL CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND MACHINA IS TELLING HIM HE CAN HIT HARDER THAN THAT! BUT FROM BEHIND, METHUSELAH CHARGES INTO MICHAEL WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! BUT AGAIN, THAT HAD NO EFFECT!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA HAS MANAGED TO SHRUG OFF YET ANOTHER BLOW! MICHAEL TURNS TO METHUSELAH, BUT GETS DISTRACTED AS JAKE COMES RUSHING IN WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA STAGGERED A BIT THERE, BUT STILL SEEMS TO FEEDING OFF THESE ATTACKS! AND LIMMY SHOOTS OUT THE CORNER WITH A DIABLE JAMBE! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE DROPS MACHINA TO ALL FOURS!
James Peters: MICHAEL CRAWLS TO THE CORNER, AND JAKE SMITH WASTES NO TIME TURNING HIS ATTENTION ELSEWHERE WITH THE BIG MAN FINALLY NEUTRALIZED FOR THE TIME BEING! JAKE WITH A FOREARM TO METHUSELAH!
Rich Russillo: THEN A FOREARM TO LIMMY! BOTH MEN ARE STUNNED, AND JAKE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT EATS A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM BOTH MONAGHAN AND METHUSELAH!
James Peters: LIMMY SPINS AROUND, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT FROM DARYL! DARYL THEN JOLTS LIMMY UPRIGHT WITH A PENALTY KICK, AND CHARGES UP FOR HIS FINAL BLOW-
Rich Russillo: BUT THE COMBO IS INTERRUPTED BY A BIG BOOT FROM METHUSELAH TO THE SIDE OF DARYL’S FACE! DARYL STAGGERS TOWARD THE ROPES, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE WITH A DOUBLE MOONSAULT ONTO BOTH MEN! WIPING OUT METHUSELAH AND LIMMY!
James Peters: DARYL IS FIRED UP- BUT MICHAEL MACHINA IS BACK UP, AND RUSHES TOWARD THE KINK OF ELITE!
Rich Russillo: DARYL GOES FOR A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST, BUT MICHAEL SIMPLY RUNS RIGHT PAST IT, BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! MICHAEL MACHINA TURNS DARYL INSIDE OUT WITH A MONEY SHOT!
Persephone: Seriously, he needs a new name for that move!
James Peters: MICHAEL POWERS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND WATCHES AS DARYL KINKADE STARTS TO COME TO, RISING TO ALL FOURS AFTER THAT CLOTHESLINE! BUT MICHAEL DEADLIFTS HIM UP, AND LAUNCHES DARYL HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: JAKE USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, UNBEKNOWNST TO WHAT’S BEHIND HIM, THAT BEING MICHAEL MACHINA!
James Peters: MICHAEL PULLS JAKE IN BY THE BAND OF HIS TRUNKS, AND HOOKS HIM UP FOR THE BACK SUPLEX CUTTER!
Rich Russillo: NOW, MIKEY TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO METHUSELAH, WHO TRIES CRAWLING OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE- BUT MICHAEL GRABS HOLD OF HIS ANKLE!
James Peters: WAIT! METHUSELAH TURNS AROUND, AND JABS MICHAEL IN THE HEART WITH THAT CATTLE PROD!
Rich Russillo: THAT CATTLE PROD IS SHOOTING OUT FIRE INTO THE SKIN OF MICHAEL MACHINA!!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA STUMBLES BACK, AND METHUSELAH HAS A DEVILISH GRIN ON HIS FACE, KNOWING HIS PLAN JUST WORKED TO PERFECTION! HE HAS MICHAEL MACHINA RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH WATCHES MICHAEL MACHINA FAVOR THAT BURN ON HIS CHEST, AND HE TURNS AROUND INTO A SPEAR!!
Persephone: That’s it!
James Peters: NO! MICHAEL MACHINA HOPPED UP, PLACING METHUSELAH IN POSITION FOR THE POWERBOMB! MICHAEL MACHINA HOISTS HIM UP- BUT METHUSELAH STILL HAS THAT CATTLE PROD IN HAND! GOING TO BURN MICHAEL MACHINA AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: HE HAS THAT CATTLE PROD RAISED HIGH-
James Peters: BUT-
Rich Russillo: BUT HE’S TOO LATE, BECAUSE MICHAEL MACHINA ALREADY DROPS DOWN WITH THAT .50 CAL POWERBOMB!
James Peters: NO WAY! METHUSELAH HAS GONE LIMP, AND ALL MACHINA HAS TO DO IS MAKE THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA IS CRAWLING, THAT BURN SPOT ON HIS CHEST IS SLOWING HIM DOWN, HOWEVER! THINK ABOUT THE VALUABLE TIME BEING WASTED!
James Peters: MACHINA SCOOTS INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Bella Braxton: METHUSELAH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Methuselah rolls out the ring as Michael Machina returns to his feet, gesturing for Methuselah to get out.)
(Methuselah gets assistance from the referee after he sits up on the steps, but once coming to fully, decides to shove them away. Not wanting their help at all, and clearly upset after being pinned by Michael Machina.)
(Michael watches on with a smile on his face, and shakes his head-)
Rich Russillo: STARMAKER!
James Peters: STARMAKER ON MACHINA FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!
Rich Russillo: JAKE TURNED HIM AROUND WHILE HE WAS DISTRACTED, AND IS GOING TO CAPITALIZE! HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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James Peters: THR- NO! WAIT, WHAT?!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA KICKS OUT!
Persephone: YES!
James Peters: JAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! MICHAEL MACHINA KICKED OUT!
Rich Russillo: JAKE TRIES TO MAKE SURE THAT WAS ONLY A TWO WITH THE REFEREE, BUT THE REF ASSURES HIM IT WAS!
James Peters: Jake pulls Machina up to a knee, and then SLAPS him across the face!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Stay down!
(Frustration is clearly starting to show from Jake Smith, who has inadvertently managed to fire up Michael Machina once again.)
Rich Russillo: BUT MACHINA SLAPS JAKE RIGHT BACK! RETURNING THE DISRESPECT!
James Peters: JAKE ATTEMPTS TO MAKE MACHINA PAY FOR IT WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT MACHINA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES! RIPPING INTO JAKE WITH A BULLET FROM HELL!!
Rich Russillo: NEW CHAMPION GUARANTEED!
James Peters: DARYL! DARYL COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL BOY, ROLLING UP MACHINA!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: MACHINA KICKS OUT!
James Peters: BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND DARYL GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! MACHINA GOES TO LAND YET ANOTHER .50 CAL POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARYL DROPS TO ALL FOURS, AND SLITHERS OUT BEHIND HIM THROUGH HIS LEGS! DARYL SHOVES MACHINA INTO LIMMY, WHO CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DIVINE DEPARTURE!
James Peters: LIMMY STAGGERS BACK INTO DARYL, WHO SPINS HIM AROUND FOR THE CROSS LEGGED FISHERMAN BUSTER… AND IT CONNECTS! DARYL PLANTS LIMMY WITH A BEAUTIFUL LIE, AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! LIMMY BARELY, JUST BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: DARYL CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND POUNDS THE MAT IN ANGER- BUT QUICKLY REFOCUSES HIMSELF! DARYL KNOWS WHAT IT’LL TAKE, AND LIFTS LIMMY BACK TO HIS FEET!
(Daryl places Limmy between his legs in a powerbomb position, and signals that it’s over.)
Rich Russillo: DARYL BEGINS HOOKING LIMMY UP FOR THE STORMBREAKER! HE’S GOING FOR THE HIDEOUS TRUTH!
Crowd: :damn: !!
James Peters: IF HE HITS THIS, IT’S OVER! DARYL ONLY USES THAT MOVE FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE THIS!
Rich Russillo; DARYL GETS LIMMY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER, BUT LIMMY SLIPS OUT BEHIND HIM, AND LANDS A KICK TO THE GUT! LIMMY HOOKS BOTH ARMS FOR OUTER HEAVEN- BUT DARYL HAS A COUNTER TOO WITH A BACK BODY DROP!
James Peters: BUT LIMMY LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES BEHIND DARYL, WHO SPINS AROUND- DIVINE DEPARTURE! TURNING DARYL INSIDE OUT!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Bella Braxton: DARYL KINKADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
(Limmy releases the cover on Daryl, who rolls to the outside as the chamber door opens. Daryl goes to leave-)
James Peters: HEY!
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE WENT TO TAKE THE OPENING TO RE-ENTER THE MATCH WHILE THE DOOR WAS OPEN!
James Peters: LUCKILY, REFEREES ARE THERE TO STOP HIM, BUT HE’S DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AT LIMMY! WHO DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE SWEATING XANDER, DARING HIM TO ENTER THE RING, THAT IS IF HE CAN!
(The crowd reaction starts to take a drastic turn, now heavy boos can be heard in the background.)
Persephone: BEHIND YOU, IDIOT! BEHIND YOU!
James Peters: DON’T LOOK NOW!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY TURNS AROUND- BUT EATS A STARMAKER!
James Peters: NO! NO!
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH HAS CAUGHT SOMEBODY YET AGAIN WITH THAT STARMAKER!
Persephone: GODDAMMIT! THIS FAT FUCK RUINS EVERYTHING!
James Peters: LIMMY WAS MOMENTARILY DISTRACTED BY XANDER FOR A SPLIT SECOND, AND PAID THE PRICE!
(Xander starts to put up a lot less fight now with the officials, a smile starting to form on his face as Jake slithers into the cover.)
James Peters: CMON! DON’T TELL ME THATS IT! NOT LIKE THIS!
Rich Russillo: JAKE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR A COVER!
James Peters: AND XANDER PAYNE MAY HAVE JUST ROYALLY SCREWED LIMMY OVER FROM BECOMING WORLD CHAMPION!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Bella Braxton: LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
(Jake Smith forms a smug expression on his face after releasing the cover on Limmy, who rolls out the ring, and is helped out of the chamber by officials. Meanwhile, Xander Payne stops resisting completely, and gladly backs up the ramp, knowing his work here is done, and Limmy didn’t win the match.)
(But Limmy is filled with anger once realizing what transpired, and tries marching up the ramp to get at Xander, but the referees block his path, keeping the duo separated, despite them wanting to get a piece of each other.)
James Peters: AND THEN THERE WERE TWO!
Rich Russillo: ONCE AGAIN, THE WORLD CHAMPION MAY FIND A WAY! JAKE SMITH MAY BE ENDING 2024 WITH GOLD STILL IN HIS HANDS!
James Peters: …NOT IF MICHAEL MACHINA HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
(Jake pulls himself up with assistance from the ropes, watching the ramp area with a smile as Xander and Limmy are ushered to the back. But in the background, a figure can be seen waiting…)
Rich Russillo: CROWD REACTION IS RISING, AND JAKE DOESN’T KNOW WHY! HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT MICHAEL MACHINA IS WAITING FOR HIM IN THE CORNER!
James Peters: DON’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE BALL, BECAUSE JAKE IS ABOUT TO GET A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
Persephone: Turn around, you son of a bitch!
James Peters: …BULLET FROM HELL!!
Rich Russillo: STARMAKER!
James Peters: JAKE COUNTERED THE BULLET FROM HELL WITH A STARMAKER!
Rich Russillo. AND HE COULD GO FOR THE COVER RIGHT NOW, BUT HE…DECIDES AGAINST IT?!
Persephone: Is he stupid?
Rich Russillo: JAKE IS RETRIEVING… that Bea Valentine barbed wire cutout?
James Peters: :comeagain: What’s he doing?
Rich Russillo: Jake is placing the cutout on top of Machina, and straddling it for the cover…
James Peters: You have got to be kidding me…
Rich Russillo: Not like this…
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: Machina isn’t moving…
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Persephone: Evil wins again…
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL?!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA NOT ONLY KICKS OUT, HE KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY, LAUNCHING BOTH JAKE AND THE CUTOUT OFF OF HIM!
James Peters: AND MACHINA POWERS TO A KNEE, INTENSITY COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS! HOW IS HE DOING THIS?!
Rich Russillo: JAKE IS ASKING HIMSELF THAT SAME QUESTION!
(Jake shakes his head while returning to his feet, unable to believe that Michael Machina is already up to a knee, and worst of all, ready for more. Machina spits blood out of his mouth, and yells at Jake.)
Michael Machina: (off-mic) BRING IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
(Jake angrily nods, taking him up on the challenge.)
James Peters: AND JAKE STARTS HAMMERING MACHINA WITH FOREARMS! FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! TRYING TO BEAT THE FIGHT OUT OF MACHINA!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA IS THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE FOR JAKE! IF HE MAKES IT THROUGH HIM, THEN HE HAS MADE IT THROUGH POSSIBLY HIS BIGGEST TEST AS WORLD CHAMPION!
James Peters: IMAGINE THE REACTION! BETTER YET, IMAGINE THE BOOS FROM FANS IN ATTENDANCE!
Rich Russillo: JAKE HAS GIVEN MACHINA EVERYTHING HE HAS! DELIVERING FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! BUT MACHINA WONT GO DOWN!
James Peters: INSTEAD, MICHAEL MACHINA POWERS BACK TO HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: JAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT, BUT DOESNT STAY AWESTRUCK FOR TOO LONG! GOING TO RUN FULL STEAM AHEAD TOWARD THE ROPES! BUT MACHINA GRABS HIM BY THE BY BAND OF HIS TRUNKS, AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A GERMAN-
James Peters: BUT JAKE! JAKE SLAPS THE HANDS OF MACHINA, AND LEAPS WITH A JUMPING TWISTING ENZIGURI!! MACHINA GOES BACK DOWN TO A KNEE!!
Rich Russillo: HOW DO YOU KEEP DOWN A MAN THAT JUST WON’T STAY DOWN!
(Jake lowers his kneepad, going to deliver the final blow on Machina…)
James Peters: JAKE GOES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES FOR THE GOD COMPLEX! IF THAT SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS, IT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO END IT!
Rich Russillo: BUT MICHAEL GRABS HIM BY THE TRUNKS AGAIN, ALBEIT FAINTLY! MACHINA BARELY KNOWS WHERE HE IS, AND IS LIKELY RUNNING OFF INSTINCT!
James Peters: BUT JAKE EASILY SWATS HIS HAND AWAY, AND BLASTS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!
Rich Russillo: THUNDEROUS SUPERKICK, BUT MACHINA STILL WON’T GO DOWN, REMAINING ON A KNEE! JAKE THEN BLASTS HIM WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!
James Peters: AND ANOTHER! …THEN ANOTHER!
Persephone: His little dainty kicks aren’t doing a thing!
Rich Russillo: NO, BECAUSE MICHAEL MACHINA REMAINS ON A KNEE, GRITTING THROUGH THE PAIN OF EACH!
James Peters: JAKE SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR GOD COMPLEX!
Rich Russillo: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA POPS TO HIS FEET IN TIME, AND BOTH COMPETITORS COLLIDE IN THE MIDDLE WITH DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BUT NEITHER GO DOWN!
James Peters: MICHAEL STAGGERS BACK, JAKE STAGGERS BACK!
Rich Russillo: BUT BOTH MEN COLLIDE AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH STEREO FOREARMS!
James Peters: STILL, BOTH JAKE AND MACHINA ARE ON THEIR LAST LEGS! BUT REMAIN STANDING! WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL?!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL TRIES FOR A FOREARM- AW, CMON!
James Peters: JAKE SMITH JUST KICKED MICHAEL MACHINA BELOW THE BELT!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S ONE WAY TO PUT A MONSTER DOWN!
James Peters: MICHAEL DROPS TO BOTH KNEES, AND JAKE BEGINS LOOKING AROUND FOR SOMETHING!
Rich Russillo: UH-OH! JAKE HAS GOTTEN HIS HANDS ON THAT CATTLE PROD METHUSELAH USED TO BURN A HOLE IN MACHINA’S CHEST!
James Peters: AND MARCHES TOWARD HIM! EVIL INTENTIONS ON THE MIND!
Rich Russillo: BUT MACHINA BOOTS HIM IN THE FOREARM WITH THAT THUMBTACK TIMBERLAND!
James Peters: AND UPS THE ANTE AS JAKE SMITH WANDERS INTO A LOW BLOW!
Rich Russillo: PAYBACK!
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT THE FACE OF SMITH! MACHINA’S BOOT HAS THUMBTACKS IN IT, AND IS STICKING TO JAKE’S… area.
Persephone: Machina has done the world a favor, and made sure this jackass can’t have kids!
Rich Russillo: Can you imagine if Jake and Caroline had a child??
(Though the camera doesn’t catch it, the entire commentary shudders at the horrible thought.)
James Peters: MACHINA GETS HIS BOOT UNSTUCK, AND-
Rich Russillo: MACHINA PULLS JAKE IN FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT NOT THE .50 CAL AS JAKE GETS LAUNCHED INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!
James Peters: BUCKLE BOMB BY MACHINA! JAKE COMES STUMBLING OUT-
Rich Russillo: BULLET FROM HELL!!
James Peters: BULLET FROM HELL TEARS JAKE IN HALF, AND MICHAEL MACHINA HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
Persephone: NEW CHAMPION!!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: DID HE GET HIM?!
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Persephone: Oh, fuck off!
James Peters: JAKE INCHED THAT SHOULDER UP OFF THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: YOU COULD SLIDE PAPER BETWEEN THE SPACE OF JAKE’S SHOULDER AND THE RING MAT!
James Peters: JAKE KICKED OUT, DESPERATE TO CLING ONTO THAT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH HE HAS LEFT!
Rich Russillo: EVEN MACHINA MAYBE GAINING A NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR JAKE KICKING OUT!
James Peters: BUT AT THIS POINT, HES LIKELY WONDERING THE SAME! WHAT MORE WILL IT TAKE?!
(The camera cuts to Methuselah, who still hasn’t left the ramp area, leaning against the barricade, favoring his ribs. Michael Machina then stands up, and points to him.)
Michael Machina: (off-mic) Watch this.
(Methuselah looks on angrily, but a little confused as Michael grabs the steel chair introduced earlier.)
James Peters: Guys, what’s… what’s Michael Machina got planned?
Rich Russillo: I don’t know, but this is unlike anything I’ve seen out of his repertoire. He’s climbing to the top rope with that steel chair in hand…
James Peters: Machina actually has a better idea, opting to climb up to the pod instead…
Rich Russillo: I- I genuinely don’t know what to expect here….
(Machina tucks the chair under his arm, causing the crowd reaction to grow louder as they recognize what he’s doing, even Methuselah starts to grow more upset on the outside, putting the pieces together.)
James Peters: Wait a minute! You don’t think-
Rich Russillo: No… no!
James Peters: NOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA WITH METHUSELAH’S WINGS OF HELL ON JAKE SMITH!
James Peters: MACHINA JUST FLEW OFF THAT POD! AND CAME CRASHING DOWN ON THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH THAT DIVING SIDE SLAM!!
(Michael writhes in pain, but is laughing through it at the same time before he scoots into the cover on Jake, laughing at an irate Methuselah…)
Rich Russillo: JAKE HASN’T MOVED! MACHINA MAKES THE COVER!
James Peters: NO WAY! NO WAY!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Persephone: YES, YES, YES!
Rich Russillo: HE’S DONE IT!
James Peters: MACHINA IS CHAMPION! MACHINA IS CHAMPION!
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(DING! DING!! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE’S YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION… MICHAEL MACHINA!!
(“Apostle’s Warning” by Mobb Deep plays to a thunderous reaction from fans as Michael Machina rolls off the cover on Jake, and lies on the canvas, looking up at the lights, having been through such a hellacious match.)
James Peters: I- I HAVE NO WORDS! WHAT A MATCH!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MATCH INDEED! MICHAEL MACHINA IS OUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Persephone: EVIL HAS BEEN FINALLY PUT TO REST! THERE IS A GOD! 🙏
James Peters: THIS IS HUGE!
Rich Russillo: WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT WE’D HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION?!
James Peters: I THINK THIS CROWD CAME IN WITH HOPE, BUT JAKE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO GET THROUGH SOME STICKY SITUATIONS!
Rich Russillo: BUT TONIGHT, THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO! MICHAEL MACHINA WAS SIMPLY THE BETTER MAN!
(The referee places the EAW World Championship atop Michael Machina, and confetti starts to fall from the ceiling!)
James Peters: Congratulations, Champ!
Rich Russillo: You have earned it!
James Peters: But where does Machina go from here?! Better yet, where does Jake go from here?!
Rich Russillo: Time will tell. But with the way he won, the World Champion has already drawn the ire of someone.
(The referee helps Michael Machcina back to his feet, and raises his hand high. Once letting go, Machina looks back down at the World Championship, and climbs up the middle rope, posing with it before looking over his shoulder to see Methuselah still on the ramp, staring a hole into him.)
(This isn’t over between these two. Not by a long shot, and Machina shows no fear in the face of incoming danger as the camera fades elsewhere with him continuing to celebrate in the ring as Jake simply lies there. Motionless.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
DAY 2:
(EAW Intro Plays…)
(The scene once again opens to the feeling of the holidays being upon us with even more snow blanketing the ground as it seems the blizzard has arrived. The winds are blowing hard sending the snow all around before it shifts again to the Commonwealth Stadium where the man in black is watching the storm.)
Narrator: It’s here.
Narrator: Redemption is a powerful force and people will do everything they can to show that they can end the year on the highest notes possible. But others have that innate ability to weather any storm thrown in their way.
(The footage shows Milli Banks standing on the top turnbuckle holding her Universal Women’s Championship after successfully defending her title in the Extreme Elimination Chamber against five tough challengers followed by SOSA Henderson soaking in the victory of his successful National Elite Championship defense.)
Narrator: But others use the storm to their fullest advantage to persevere and see through the treachery that the storm brings to see golden horizons.
(It transitions to Nikki Kimura full of emotion as she celebrates winning the Specialists Champion followed by Jay Jerry Johnson sitting in the center of the ring holding his newly won Interwire Championship tightly.)
Narrator: It also can present the thrill of victory and conquering long standing rivals.
(It then transitions to Caroline standing tall in victory after match before following up with Cy Henderson standing triumphant in his submission victory.)
Narrator: But even some have enough fortitude and cunning to forgo what is expected by powering through the storm and even taunt Gawd himself in order to thrive and become King of the Mountain
(It finally transitions to Michael Machina celebrating his EAW World Championship victory as the confetti is falling down.)
Narrator: And if you thought last night was a storm of epic proportion….
Narrator: You ain’t seen nothing yet. Better get warm… because Winter is HERE!
(He looks on and smiles once again as the Winter Storm gets even crazier and everything disappears once again as it fades to black.)
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???: AND NOW SQUID GAME AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 6 PRESENT THE SECOND NIGHT OF ROAD! TO! REDEMPTION!
(The footage transitions back into the Commonwealth Stadium as the sold out fans in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada are on their feet for the second night of Road to Redemption. The fireworks go off as the camera pans around the stadium before cutting to the Showdown Announce team of Deadprez, Gavin Kirkland, and Eve.)
Deadprez: WE ARE LIVE ONCE AGAIN IN EDMONTON REPRESENTING SHOWDOWN, I AM DEADPREZ AND ALONGSIDE EVE AND GAVIN KIRKLAND WE WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE SECOND NIGHT OF ROAD TO REDEMPTION! Last night was certainly a great way to kick off Road to Redemption Weekend.
Gavin Kirkland: IT CERTAINLY WAS! Three titles changed last night and the action was nonstop from start to finish. There is no doubt in my mind that tonight will be just as electric.
Eve: Especially with all the matches on tap for tonight. We have four titles on the line tonight including the Extreme Elimination Chambers for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship as well as the Answers World Championship. We also can’t forget the Hardcore Title and the Unified Tag Team Titles will also be on the line as well.
Deadprez: We also can’t forget that we have the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal. We also have a Steel Cage match as well. We have a Thirty Minute Iron Man match and we also have an Interbrand Tag Team Showcase to look forward to. Enough talking about it. Let’s get started with the Night Two Action as we send it to Gina Romano for the introductions of our first contest.
(The graphic then appears for the first match of Night Two.)
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(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is a 30 Minute Ironman Match!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But she didn’t tell us how many falls it is scheduled for…
Eve: Because she doesn’t know that dumbass. Nobody does.
Gavin Kirkland: :oh:
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(Kostas’ by Westside Gunn, Conway the Machine & Benny the Butcher hits as the crowd erupts into cheers.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 235 pounds he is the “Sin City Superstar” CODY MAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
(Cody Maverick makes his way to the ring walking the walk as he slaps hands with his fans and celebrates on all four corners of the ring before waiting for his opponent.)
Eve: Cody Maverick has come farther this season than anyone ever thought he would. A lot of people had given up on him and thought he wouldn’t amount to anything but he has proven them wrong and is on a rise here on Showdown.
Deadprez: This is true and if you look at the EAW Awards nominations this year along with Vincent Mondrian, Cody Maverick is the only person who has been nominated for Rookie of the Year, Next Up in 2025, and Most Improved. I think that says it all.
Gavin Kirkland: Facts. It says that we are looking at an absolute future star on our hands and Cody would love for nothing more than for his last big match of 2025 to be his breakout performance and set the standard going into the new year.
Eve: Cody Maverick says it is going to be his moment and he’s gonna fuck Donovan Duke up if he believes otherwise. I don’t think I have seen him as intense and focused as he is tonight.
(Cody Maverick looks extra amped up as he paces in the ring like a caged animal waiting for his opponent to arrive.)
Gavin Kirkland: I’m just glad this Ironman Match is only 30 Minutes long. The fact I have to wait at least 30 minutes before seeing some bad bitches getting it on in the ring is absolutely criminal.
Eve: How has HR not intervened for this yet? And why have I not filed a lawsuit against this company?!?!
(“I Rise” by Cory Marks hits as the crowd goes wild. Donovan Duke appears on stage holding the Cash in the Vault briefcase high in the air. Cody Maverick is shown looking at the briefcase not looking impressed as Donovan throws it up in every corner of the ring to the cheers of the crowd.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent from Stillwater, Oklahoma weighing in at 212 pounds he is “The Oklahoma Storm” and he is “Mr. Cash in the Vault”… DONOVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKEEEE!!!!
Eve: Donovan Duke has not been holding back this week on dealing with Cody Maverick. He says that he is not going to show him any mercy and that the pain and suffering he will bring upon Cody has been brought on entirely by himself!
Deadprez: Donovan Duke is usually very professional and friendly with his opponents. But that has not been the case when it comes to Cody Maverick. He hates this man’s guts and intends to teach him a lesson here tonight. In this 30 Man Ironman Match Donovan Duke intends to leave zero doubt whatsoever that he is the better wrestler.
Gavin Kirkland: I wonder if we could just like have this match play in short segments throughout the night between the other matches like we did with Ruler’s match at The Last Stand. Then we wouldn’t have to watch the whole thing we can just jump back in when something interesting happens. Maybe we can have a Veena vs. Cleopatra Bra and Panties match instead.
Eve: :francis:
Deadprez: Nah we are gonna watch this entire match in its entirety. It is gonna be a real classic mark my words.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: This match is now underway as Donovan Duke and Cody Maverick are locking up in the ring. This is going to be a real intense match and I honestly have no idea which way it is going to go. This is a showdown of two of Showdown’s finest technical wrestlers! They lock up in the ring into a collar and elbow tie up as Cody shoves Donovan backwards into the ropes. Donovan ducks into the ropes and the referee forces the break.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Deadprez: Cody Maverick lets go as Donovan Duke slowly removes himself from the ropes and moves past the referee into the ri-
Eve: SIN CITY STUNNER OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT! CODY JUST NAILED DONOVAN WITH A STUNNER AND HE FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: And the winner of the first fall… CODY MAVERRRRRRRRRRICK!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn… that’s rough.
Eve: Uh I think it is safe to say that is not how Donovan Duke wanted this night to start.
Deadprez: Everyone in this arena is speechless right now. If this was a normal match that would have been it for Donovan Duke. Cody Maverick saw blood in the water and that shark just struck!
(Donovan Duke is shown pulling himself up in the corner as he looks completely blindsided by what happened as Cody Maverick is up on the top rope celebrating with the fans. Maverick gets back down and he is in Donovan’s face talking smack.)
Gavin Kirkland: Damn it was under a minute too.
(The clock has been stopped at 00:38 as the match is halted for the brief rest period between falls.)
Eve: The referee is forcing Cody back into his corner. But there isn’t much time for Donovan to recover as the interval between falls has ended. The referee is calling for the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: We are in round two of this Ironman match as Donovan stumbles out of the corner into the middle of the ring to meet Cody Mav-
Gavin Kirkland: SIN CITY STUNNER!
Eve: NAH NOT AGAIN!!!
Deadprez: NO! NOT AGAIN! Donovan scouted it this time and shoves Cody away from him and into the corner! Donovan runs into the corner and kicks Cody right in the head with a Big Boot! Cody falls back into the arms of Donovan who throws him back with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Eve: Cody Maverick is now slowly getting back up as Donovan is waiting for him. Donovan kicks him in the gut and picks him up into position!
Deadprez: ROYAL FLUSH!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN GOT ALL OF IT! DONOVAN INTO THE COVER!!!
Eve: DONOVAN DUKE EVENING THE SCORE!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: …
Eve: …
Gavin Kirkland: No! Cody Maverick kicked out!
Eve: Damn. That has to be rough for Donovan. He lost to Cody’s finisher in under a minute into this match. He then hit his own and couldn’t achieve the same result.
Deadprez: But he did hit his finisher and there’s still a long way to go in this match.
(The clock reads 2:00…)
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke seems to be realizing that he has to stay on his opponent and keeps Cody Maverick grounded with an armbar. Donovan applying his technical skill here doing what he does best to wear his opponent down. It might take awhile but luckily this match is still just getting started and he has time. Donovan has almost as much stamina as I do with the hoes!
Eve: :francis:
Deadprez: But Cody is powering back up to his feet! Cody busts free and kicks Donovan hard in the gut. Cody hammers away at Donovan with repeated strikes to the back knocking him down to his knees. A flurry of strikes from Cody here as he stomps and kicks Donovan into the corner and stomps a mudhole into him until the referee counts him off. He’s choking him out with his boot!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Cody lets up and backs away to avoid the disqualification as Donovan pulls himself up. Cody whips Donovan across the ring and runs across nailing him with a Running Clothesline. Cody backs up and runs into the corner and hits another one before grabbing Donovan by the neck and tossing him across the ring. But Donovan turns in midair and lands on his feet! Donovan throws himself in at Cody and hits him with a series of strikes! Donovan off the ropes… Donovan connects with a Baseball Slide to the ankle of Cody taking him off his feet! Cody falls down to the mat and Donovan jumps on his ankle twisting him into an Ankle Lock!-
Deadprez: But Cody saw it coming and quickly gets out of it! Donovan grabs Cody from behind as he gets back up and tosses him backwards with a German Suplex! Cody flies across the ring and ducks under the bottom rope escaping to the outside for a breather.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Gavin Kirkland: And this is where the stipulation really comes into play. As long as Cody has the lead in falls he can waste as much time as he wants. If the clock runs out right now… He wins this whole thing!!!
(The clock reads 4:32…)
Eve: But surprisingly Donovan Duke is being patient about this. He’s waiting as Cody Maverick paces outside the ring before slowly walking up the stairs to re-enter the ring at the very last second.
Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-
Deadprez: Cody ducks under the ropes and back into the ring to beat the count but as soon as he does Donovan rushes him and clobbers him with a clubbing blow to the back! Donovan grabs the arm of Cody and throws him across the ring with an Arm Drag. Cody pulls himself back up in the corner as Donovan kicks at him. But Cody busts out of the corner kicking back at Donovan into the ropes. Irish Whip… No! Donovan reverses it and sends Cody across the ring. Donovan catches Cody by the arm and takes him down with another Arm Drag! Cody back up and another Arm Drag from Donovan. Cody slides out of the ring once again yanking his arm away from Donovan to prevent another Arm Drag. Smart call by Cody to get the hell out of there!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Cody Maverick taking yet another breather as Donovan Duke raises his arms up in celebration in the Sin City Superstar is absolutely raging! Cody grabs the steel ring steps and picks them up as it looks like he is going to go ahead and get himself disqualified.
Referee: Come on Cody don’t do this. We want to have a nice clean contest here tonight.
Deadprez: It seems the referee talked some sense into Cody Maverick who is putting the steps down now and getting back into the ring. Cody is a bit heated here tonight but he shouldn’t be as he is still in the lead.
Referee: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NIN-
Gavin Kirkland: Cody Maverick gets back into the ring again to confront Donovan Duke but Donovan rushes him as soon as he gets back in the ring! Cody ducks Donovan and rolls back out of the ring! Come on Cody! Get in there!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Eve: Cody Maverick is letting the clock run out here as he is playing mindgames with Donovan Duke who is getting heated as well now too.
(The clock reads 6:09…)
Deadprez: Cody gets back into the ring as Donovan backs off and lets him in. They circle around and lock up once again. Cody quickly moves to overpower Donovan but Donovan grabs the leg of Cody and twists him around to the ground! Donovan applies a Figure 4 Leglock! No! Cody kicks Donovan off and kicks him into the corner! Donovan falls into the ropes as Cody ducks out onto the apron and grabs him by the neck yanking Donovan’s throat down over the top rope. Donovan falls backwards into the ring holding his neck in pain as Cody grabs him and lifts him up in the air… Brainbuster connects! Just like that Cody has taken control of this match yet again!
Eve: Cody clubs Donovan repeatedly and knocks him down… but Donovan grabs the arm of Cody and throws him across the ring with another Arm Drag! Cody slaps the mat annoyed before getting back up. Donovan grabs Cody and grabs him around the waist before throwing him backwards with the Belly to Belly Suplex! Cody flies backwards into the ropes as Donovan charges in with a Running Clothesline and this time Cody goes out of the ring and not by his own choice!
Deadprez: Cody falls to the outside of the ring and I think he hurt his knee as he fell! Cody is holding his knee in pain as he crawls across the floor on the outside. Donovan is not going to stay in the ring this time as he rolls out of the ring around the referee to go after Cody. Cody uses the ring barricade to pull himself up but as soon as he does Donovan grabs him by the head and rams him face first into the steel ring steps! Donovan is turning this thing into an open brawl outside the ring as the referee begins the ten count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: Suddenly Cody Maverick grabs Donovan Duke by the waist and throws him backwards with a Belly to Belly Suplex dropping him back first on the steel ring steps! Damn where the hell did that come from? Was he faking his knee injury?
Eve: I don’t think he was faking it. I think he just powered through it! Donovan is in a bad way here as Cody rolls him back into the ring! Cody lifts Donovan up high in the air and up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver connects!-
Deadprez: No! Donovan falls off the shoulders of Cody Maverick and runs across the ring! Donovan hits a Running Clothesline on Cody as he turns around!!!-
Eve: No! Cody catches Donovan as he whirls around!!! THE HIGH ROLLER!!!
Deadprez: DAMN WHAT A POWERFUL MOVE! CODY GOT ALL OF IT! CODY FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: :damn: !
Deadprez: Damn. Cody gets a second win…
Eve: It’s so over…
Gina Romano: The winner of the second fall… CODY MAVERRRRRRRRRRRRICK!!!!!!!!!!
(The clock reads 9:06 as it briefly stops for the brief interval between falls.)
Deadprez: This match is almost a third of the way over and Cody Maverick has scored two falls. Is it safe to say that Donovan Duke is screwed?
Gavin Kirkland: Yes. It is safe to say that. Let’s call the match here.
Eve: Absolutely not! Donovan Duke is one to never count out! He can still fight back from this! Cody got two falls in 10 minutes. Donovan can get at least that in 20 minutes! Let’s not call it until it is completely over!!
(Donovan Duke is shown getting back up in the corner as he is holding his head in his hands looking very distraught at this turn of events.)
Deadprez: Let’s go let’s see what happens next…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: The referee has called for the bell and the clock is ticking down once more! Cody Maverick bursts into the corner targeting Donovan Duke with repeated punches to the face looking to make short work of him and put this man down. Cody is bludgeoning Donovan as he punches him down hard into the corner.
Deadprez: Cody yanks Donovan back up as he kicks him in the gut… SIN CITY STUNNER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Donovan shoves Cody off him and Cody goes face first into the corner! Donovan rolls Cody up from behind!!!
Eve: DONOVAN STEALING A FALL!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: No! Kickout by Cody Maverick! Donovan is still unable to get his first fall in! Donovan slaps the mat in frustration before getting back up as Cody looks pissed off. Cody goes in for a Clothesline on Donovan but Donovan ducks underneath it! Donovan runs off the ropes and comes flying back towards Cody with a Crossbody!!!-
Eve: But Cody Maverick catches Donovan Duke in midair before throwing him up onto his shoulders!!! Cody connects with a Death Valley Driver slamming Donovan down hard into the mat! Cody putting Donovan down hard and he just might be en route to his third straight fall right here!
Deadprez: Third time is the charm. If Cody gets this I think it is a wrap for Donovan! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke kicks out! Donovan isn’t allowing Cody Maverick to get another fall up on him! Cody gets on top of Donovan and begins throwing more straight right hands to the face. Cody is bludgeoning Donovan now and it looks like a black eye is forming under his right eye. Donovan might have some vision problems going forward but it looks like he was able to see well enough to grab the bottom rope!
Eve: The referee makes Cody get off Donovan as Donovan uses the ropes to pull himself back up. Cody runs in looking to Clothesline Donovan up over the top rope… but Donovan throws Cody up over him! Cody grabs the top rope and swings around onto the apron. Cody runs across the apron and pulls himself up to the top turnbuckle… but Donovan kicks him and begins to climb up to meet him up there as well! But Cody fights back with a series of right hands as well! Donovan headbutts Cody hard in the skull and hooks the arm! Donovan gets both feet up on the top as he pulls back-
Deadprez: SKY HIGH SUPERPLEX!!! DONOVAN BRINGS CODY CRASHING DOWN IN THE RING!!!
Eve: The entire ring shook from the impact! Donovan slides into the cover! Donovan for the WIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Deadprez: I can’t believe it! Cody Maverick kicked out! I thought that was going to be a fall for sure!
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke clearly did as well as you can see the frustration setting in. There is more work here still to do!
(Both men are lying down in the ring exhausted as the clock reads 13:00…)
Eve: The referee is beginning the ten count as both competitors begin to get back up to their feet.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-
Deadprez: Donovan and Cody get back up in the middle of the ring at the same time. Donovan rails into Cody’s chest with a hard back chop! But Cody battles back with one of his own! Donovan then hits a back chop to Cody that echos throughout the arena! And Cody fires back! Donovan! Cody! Donovan! Cody! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan!
Eve: Donovan Duke is getting the advantage here now as he chops Cody Maverick backwards into the ropes. Donovan whips Cody across the ring before catching him as he comes back and dropping him with a devastating Spinebuster right in the middle of the ring. And now Donovan is looking to take advantage here as he stomps repeatedly on the back of the neck of Cody. Cody’s many fans in attendance are cheering him on but the same can be said of Donovan’s! This is a very split crowd here tonight!
Deadprez: Cody gets to the ropes but Donovan grabs him by the leg and pulls him backwards into the ring with an Ankle Lock! Donovan is going to make Cody tap out right here and now! Cody is struggling and trying to drag himself across the ring to get to the ropes! Can he make it?!?!!?
Gavin Kirkland: He can! Cody gets his arm around the bottom rope and Donovan is forced to release the Ankle Lock.
Eve: But as soon as Cody stands back up Donovan comes off the ropes with a Dropkick right to the hurt knee of Cody! Cody yells out in pain as his leg gives out and he falls down onto the mat! Donovan stomping on the injured knee as he is clearly targeting the weakness to great effect! Cody tries to kick Donovan away from him but Donovan twists him around going to get him into another Ankle Lock! But Cody flips up over onto his back and throws punches at Donovan’s head!
Deadprez: Cody grabs Donovan by the head and pulls him in to a Small Package!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE-
Eve: Donovan kicks out yet again! Cody nearly stole one there but Donovan was able to avoid taking his third straight fall here tonight.
Deadprez: Both competitors now are slowly getting back up as Donovan Duke hits a chop block off the ropes and the knee of Cody gives out yet again. Donovan grabs Cody and pulls him up into Fireman’s Carry position… Donovan signalling that he’s looking to end this here!
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN DUKE CONNECTS WITH THE DUKE OF HAZARD!!!
Eve: FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO A BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER! WHAT A MANEUVER!
Deadprez: THE COVER! DONOVAN WITH HIS FIRST WIN OF THE MATCH!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Eve: :oh:
Deadprez: :oh:
Gavin Kirkland: :oh:
Eve: I can’t believe it! Cody Maverick kicked out!!!
Deadprez: What the hell is it gonna take? How in the world can Donovan Duke put down and keep Cody Maverick down?
Eve: Cody gotta be on something. This is not natural…
(The clock reads 15:21…)
Deadprez: We have passed the halfway point of the match. Cody Maverick is up two. Donovan Duke has been unable to secure even a single fall. You have to imagine that the desperation is slowly going to begin setting in here as the time slips away and Donovan realizes the mountain he still has to climb.
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan realizes that he has to act fast. He is pulling Cody back up and it looks like he is going to go for his finisher one more time!
Eve: DUKE OF HAZARD!!!
Deadprez: No! Cody Maverick slips off behind Donovan Duke and shoves him face first into the corner! Cody managing to avoid another big move from Donovan as he runs into the corner with a Double Knee strike on Donovan and then repeatedly smashes his skull into the ring post. Donovan fights back with repeated elbow strikes but Cody with a headbutt knocking Donovan down in the corner.
Eve: Cody Maverick just clawed hard into the eyes of Donovan and now he is punching and stomping away at Donovan Duke in the corner. Repeated strikes to the skull and it looks like the Donovan might have a broken nose at this point as the blood begins to flow.
Deadprez: Donovan Duke has a black eye and he has been busted wide open! The blood is flowing down from his nose and into his mouth and Cody sure seems to be enjoying it!
Gavin Kirkland: Cody Maverick backs off as he waits for Donovan to get back up… When Donovan gets up…
Eve: LIGHT’S OUT!!!
Deadprez: Cody Maverick drops Donovan Duke with a Superman Punch!
Eve: Cody is now picking Donovan up into a Powerbomb like position! Cody is going for something big here!!!
Deadprez: ANGEL OF MERCY!!! CODY DROPS DONOVAN TO THE SIDE DRIVING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CODY JUST HIT DONOVAN WITH THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN HIS WHOLE ARSENAL! CODY TO THE COVER ON DONOVAN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Oh no…
Deadprez: It’s over!
Gavin Kirkland: Here is your winner… Cody Maverick!!!
Gina Romano: The winner of the third fall is… CODY MAVERRRRRRRICK!!!!
Eve: Cody Maverick just scored three straight falls in a row! Donovan Duke has been left beaten, bruised, and bloody in the middle of the ring here tonight! Unable to score even a single fall!
(The clock stops at 17:03 as the brief interval between falls begins…)
Deadprez: It’s almost as if Donovan Duke has been completely outmatched and completely outclassed here tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke is getting his bloody nose checked on by some of the ring crew here as it looks like he is trying to mitigate some of the damage. But we have to begin the next fall and you can tell in his eyes that he has accepted his fate in this match here tonight. Donovan is fucked!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: We are now underway with the fourth fall as Cody Maverick immediately grabs Donovan and pulls him up into Powerbomb position!
Deadprez: ANGEL OF MERCY!!! NOT AGAIN!
Eve: But Donovan Duke manages to get out of it! Donovan flips over Cody and rolls him up with a Sunset Flip!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Deadprez: But Cody Maverick kicks out yet again! Donovan is legit cursed or something. It is like he is competing against an AI designed to kick out every time.
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are back up as they run towards each other at full speed!!!
Eve: SIN CITY STUNNER!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN DUKE hits the SIN CITY STUNNER on CODY MAVERICK!!! Donovan unleashes Cody’s own finisher on him! But can he capitalize?!?!?
Eve: Donovan Duke falls on top of Cody but he doesn’t go for the cover! Donovan is locking in a submission maneuver! Donovan is going for BANKRUPT!!!
Deadprez: Donovan has it locked in! The Guillotine Choke submission has been applied on Cody Maverick! But Cody is struggling and trying to reach the ropes! Can he get there in time! Cody thrashes and tries to break free! He pulls apart the hands of Donovan!!!-
Gavin Kirkland: But Donovan manages to re-clench his hands together and keep the hold applied before Cody can escape! Donovan manages to flip Cody backwards into the center of the ring! But Cody rolls over to the side and grabs the bottom rope!!!-
Eve: No! Donovan rolls back up to his feet and connects with a DDT before flipping over on top of Cody to keep the Guillotine Choke applied! Donovan is applying the full weight of his body on top of Cody! But Cody is still refusing to tap out! Cody is thrashing about with his arms as he refuses to tap and this is using up precious time on the clock! Donovan realizes this as the seconds are passing by! Cody just will not say die!
Deadprez: Suddenly Cody Maverick’s arms go completely limp! I think he just passed out from that Guillotine Choke! The referee is checking in on him! The referee is trying to ask him questions but Cody is not responding! He’s knocked out!
Eve: The referee raises up Cody’s arm to see if he is responsive!
Referee: ONE!
Deadprez: The arm falls! The referee does it again! If the arm falls three times then this thing is over!
Referee: TWO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Can Cody find the will within to power out of it?!?! His fans are chanting his name giving him the energy to keep on keeping on!
Eve: :lupe!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! RING THE BELL HE’S OUT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: BAH GAWD HE DID IT! DONOVAN DUKE GETS HIS FIRST FALL OF THIS IRONMAN MATCH!!!
Gina Romano: The winner of the fourth fall… DONOVANNNNNNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEE!!!
(Donovan Duke’s fans in attendance are shown erupting into cheers as he scored a submission victory over Cody Maverick. The clock has stopped at 19:59 as the brief interval between falls begins.)
Eve: Donovan did it!
Gavin Kirkland: The debonair and dastardly Donovan Duke has decided to deploy his most devastating of designs and dares to defy and dissect the dominance of the demonic Cody!
Deadprez: Say that five times fast.
Gavin Kirkland: Never. Stay jealous of my bars.
Eve: Cody Maverick is literally unconscious in the middle of the ring. But there is no time to wait. The interval period between falls is not generous as the referee calls for the bell whether he can stand or not!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: The fall begins as Donovan Duke immediately rushes over to the unconscious Cody Maverick and pins him! This could result in two straight falls in record time! Donovan has no time to lose as he looks to narrow the gap!!
Eve: The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: !!!!!!!!!-
Deadprez: Kick out by Cody Maverick! He just barely came alive!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn Donovan has to be disappointed. But wait!
Eve: Donovan wasting no time! He’s going for the Bankrupt once again!!!
Deadprez: He has it applied! He’s going to put Cody right back to sleep! The referee is checking Cody again but Cody is thrashing around and fighting for his life! Cody reaches out towards the ropes but Donovan rolls him over back into the middle of the ring!
Eve: Cody’s arms have gone lifeless again! The crowd has come unglued here now as they realize that Donovan just might get another win over Cody with this same maneuver!
Deadprez: The referee is checking Cody! He raises his arm up…
Gavin Kirkland: It falls!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: The referee raises Cody’s arm up yet again!!!
Deadprez: It falls again!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Eve: One more time and it’s all over!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Deadprez: No! Cody Maverick’s arm suddenly comes alive! Cody rolls over across the ring and manages to desperately grab onto the bottom rope! Donovan is forced to release the hold!
Gavin Kirkland: But the damage is done! Cody can barely get back up to his feet as he keeps close to the ropes to prevent Donovan from locking him right back into the Bankrupt. He knows that he is done for if Donovan gets him in that deadly thing again!
Eve: Cody moves out of the ropes but Donovan rushes in at him!
Deadprez: Cactus Clothesline! Donovan nails Cody with a Running Clothesline going so fast that both of them flip over the top rope and fall to the outside! I think Cody might have tweaked his knee again on that fall as he struggles to get back up to his feet.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: The referee is beginning the ten count now as Donovan is now looking to take advantage as he notices Cody pull himself up using the steel ringsteps. Donovan charges in and he’s going to put Cody down right here and now!
Deadprez: RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!-
Gavin Kirkland: No! Cody Maverick moved out of the way and Donovan went flying right into the steel steps!-
Eve: No! Donovan managed to stop just in time before he hit the steps!
Referee: SIX! SEVEN!
Eve: Cody Maverick rolls back into the rin-
Deadprez: Wait what? Donovan Duke is grabbing the leg of Cody Maverick and prevents him from getting back into the ring! Donovan yanks Cody back down as Cody stomps away repeatedly on Cody on the floor! Cody shoves him back!
Referee: EIGHT! NINE!
Deadprez: DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! DONOVAN DRIVES CODY FACE FIRST INTO THE STEPS!!
Referee: TEN!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: :oh:
Deadprez: :oh:
Gavin Kirkland: :oh:
Eve: DONOVAN DUKE ROLLED BACK INTO THE RING RIGHT BEFORE THE BELL RANG!!! DONOVAN WITH ANOTHER FALL!!!
Gina Romano: The winner of the fifth fall… DONOVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(The clock stops at 24:45 as Donovan Duke collapses onto his back in the ring in amazement of what he has just pulled off. Donovan’s fans erupt into a standing ovation as he does snow angels in the ring.)
Deadprez: Damn Donovan is actually narrowing the gap! We might actually end up with a tie here!
Eve: There’s five minutes left in the match… Can Donovan actually tie it up?!?! Or did Cody Maverick have too much of a head start to overcome?
Deadprez: Medical officials are shown checking on Cody Maverick outside the ring but he ignores them and gets back into the ring angrily shoving past them. Cody is clearly not happy about what just occurred.
Cody Maverick: (off-mic) RING THE MOTHERFUCKING BELL RIGHT NOW.
Gavin Kirkland: Damn he’s seething. Malding even.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Cody Maverick charges in and begins throwing hands right into the face of Donovan Duke. Cody has completely lost it as Donovan tries to fight back but Cody’s pummeling is too much and eventually Donovan falls backwards into the corner. Cody begins kicking repeatedly right into the face and nose of Donovan and it begins bleeding again. Cody throws Donovan out into the ring and runs across it stomping him face first right into the mat as Donovan is left lying in a pool of blood.
Deadprez: Cody Maverick realized that it is now or never. If he wants to win this match he can’t let Donovan score another fall.
Eve: And he’s doing the most to make sure that does not happen. Cody runs off the ropes and leaps as he connects with a Rolling Knee Drop across the back of Donovan’s skull. Donovan isn’t even moving at this point as Cody continues to drive his knee into Donovan’s head giving him guaranteed CTE.
Deadprez: Cody Maverick flips Donovan Duke over and hits a jumping Elbow Drop before hooking the leg! Could this be it?!?!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke kicks out! And Cody Maverick runs off the ropes and kicks him hard with a punt kick right in the jaw! Cody just kicked Donovan’s fucking head off!
Eve: Donovan’s entire face has been covered with blood now as he is now wearing the crimson mask and it is only a matter of time before he can go no farther. Props to him for fighting to even the odds as much as he has but it is only a matter of time before Cody puts him down for good I fear.
(The clock reads 26:00…)
Deadprez: Cody Maverick picks Donovan Duke up and lifts him upside down. Cody drives Donovan down with a Tombstone Piledriver. Cody then picks Donovan up. He’s going for another one! Cody is going to snap Donovan’s neck in two!!! Another Tombstone Piledriver!!!-
Eve: NO WAIT!!! DONOVAN DUKE SLID DOWN THE SIDE OF CODY MAVERICK’S LEG AND ROLLS HIM UP!!! DONOVAN WITH A ROLL UP OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: He did it! Holy shit!
Gavin Kirkland: I never doubted him!
Eve: Donovan Duke has evened the score against all odds! We are now tied at three a piece!!!!
Gina Romano: Here is your winner of the sixth fall… DONOVANNNNNNNNNN DUKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(The clock stops at 27:15 as Cody Maverick is shown with his head in his hands shaking in rage for allowing that to happen to him. Cody is in complete disbelief as Donovan can barely even stand up and is covered in blood yet somehow managed to score a fall against him.)
Gavin Kirkland: That had to have been a total fluke. Donovan might have found a way to score a desperation win but I don’t think he has much left. We only have a few minutes left but with how Donovan is I think it should be easy for Cody Maverick to put him away.
Deadprez: We shall see Gavin. We shall see.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: We are now underway in what could very easily be the final fall of this match as Donovan Duke slowly gets back up to his feet. He staggers backwards into the corner barely even able to hold himself up. Donovan pushes himself out of the corner towards Cody Maverick-
Deadprez: SIN CITY STUNNER!
Eve: CODY GOT ALL OF IT! THE COVER!!!
Deadprez: IT’S OVER! THE TIE LASTED ALL OF TWO SECONDS!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: Damn! Donovan Duke gets his foot under the bottom rope! He wasn’t even able to kick out! But due to his ring awareness Donovan stays alive!
Gavin Kirkland: But for how much longer? No seriously I’m asking how much longer we have to watch this sausagefest. We have been watching these dudes forever we need to get some hoes out here.
Eve: I’m going to put the blindfold on for the next Women’s Match if you keep this up.
Gavin Kirkland: No! I’ll be good!
Deadprez: Cody Maverick is picking Donovan Duke up and slinging his arms over the ropes to keep him standing up in the corner. Donovan is eating hard back chops to the chest as Cody is almost punishing him for daring to kick out. Another hard back chop across the chest from Cody. And another! And another! And another! Cody lifts Donovan up over his shoulders and throws him with an F-5 like maneuver across the ring sending him face first into the corner. Donovan collapses onto the ground still bleeding as Cody picks up him and kicks him in the gut!
Gavin Kirkland: SIN CITY STUNNER!!!-
Eve: No! As soon as Cody kicked Donovan to set up the Stunner, Donovan fell over! It looks like Donovan can’t even stand long enough for Cody to hit his finisher! This means that Cody is going to have to find another way to defeat him! But if Donovan is so badly hurt he can’t stand up maybe he is so badly hurt he can’t kick out! Cody flips Donovan over and goes for the cover!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: Donovan kicks out! Cody slaps the mat in frustration as the rage is clearly building. Donovan can’t do anything except kick out and that has to be frustrating for Cody who feels he should have this match won! But the resilience of Donovan Duke is on full display here tonight in Edmonton!
Eve: Cody Maverick picks Donovan Duke up by the hair and runs him hard into the ropes throwing him outside the ring! Maybe Cody is going to try to win this thing by a count out!
(The clock reads 28:00…)
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
(The clock reads 28:08…)
Deadprez: But Cody Maverick is not going to take that risk! He rolls out of the ring and resets the referee’s ten count as he grabs Donovan Duke who had just started getting back up! Cody runs Donovan head first into the steel ring post before tossing him back into the ring! Donovan’s head is bleeding even more than before as Cody goes in and grabs him around the neck!
Eve: SIN CITY STUNNER!!!!
Deadprez: No! What the hell?!?! Donovan Duke countered it and shoved Cody Maverick face first into the ropes! Cody hits the ropes and bounces back right into the arms of Donovan! Donovan gets Cody up in Fireman’s Carry position…
Eve: DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!-
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!!! DONOVAN WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eve: DONOVAN FOR THE WIN!!!
Deadprez: HE DID IT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No!
Eve: This time it was Cody Maverick who got his leg slid under the bottom rope! We are still tied here and time is running out!!! We might not end up with a winner here at all!!!
(The clock reads 29:01…)
Deadprez: We are in the final minute of this contest as both men are slowly getting back to their feet. Donovan punches hard at Cody but the effort of throwing the punch nearly knocks Donovan over as well. Cody retaliates with a punch of his own. These two at this point can’t do much more than brawl.
Eve: I am being informed from backstage that this match will NOT be featuring an overtime period if it goes to a draw. So we are really in the final stretch now…
(The clock reads 29:15…)
Deadprez: Donovan! Cody! Donovan! Cody! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan!
Eve: It looks like Donovan won the slugfest as he sends Cody back into the corner! Donovan is lifting Cody up high in the corner as he puts him over his shoulders! Oh shit what does he have planned here?!?!?
Deadprez: HE’S GOING FOR DUKE OF HAZARD!
Eve: FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: !!!!
Deadprez: Wait no! Cody Maverick slipped off the back of Donovan and fell back into the ring bringing Donovan down with a Sunset Flip off the top rope! Donovan smashes into the mat as Cody goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: …
Referee: . . . . .
Referee: . . . . . . .
Eve: I can’t believe it! Donovan kicked out!!!
Deadprez: This match is going to a tie for sure!
(The clock reads 29:50…)
Eve: Both men are back up now as they throw punches at each other once more-
(The clock reads 29:53…)
Deadprez: SIN CITY STUNNER OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!
(The clock reads 29:56…)
Eve: CODY MAVERICK HIT HIS FINISHING MOVE!!! HE FALLS ONTO DONOVAN FOR THE COVER!!! BUT IS HE TOO LATE?!?!?!
(The clock reads 29:57…)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(The clock reads 29:58…)
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(The clock reads 29:59…)
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: It’s over! It’s gotta be over!
Deadprez: DID HE DO IT?!?!?
(The clock has stopped at 29:59…)
Gina Romano: Here is the winner of the seventh fall… CODY MAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: HE DID IT! CODY MAVERICK IS THE WINNER!!!
Deadprez: DAMN RIGHT AT THE BUZZER! CODY PULLED IT OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait do we really have to wait for the interval between falls just to let the final second expire…
(It seems that is indeed the case but Cody Maverick is already celebrating as the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The clock reads 30:00…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: Damn that was completely pointless…
Eve: We are all about following the rules here on Showdown…
Gina Romano: Here is your winner of the match… with 4 falls to 3… CODY MAVERRRRRRRRRRRRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
( ‘Kostas’ by Westside Gunn, Conway the Machine & Benny the Butcher hits as the crowd erupts into cheers.)
Eve: Cody Maverick did it! Donovan Duke gave it absolutely everything he had but tonight was Cody’s night!
Deadprez: I honestly don’t think I have seen this level of effort from two wrestlers in a match in a long time. They were going all out this week and they made sure everyone here in attendance remembers their names!
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s not forget though that Cody Maverick almost blew a three to zero lead.
Eve: He didn’t though and that just shows what Donovan Duke is capable of battling back like that when most lesser men would have given up and thrown in the towel. In this end this was a close contest and could have gone either way.
Deadprez: But it went the way of Cody Maverick tonight. Congratulations to him!
(Cody Maverick is shown celebrating on the top turnbuckle as Donovan Duke slowly makes his way backstage looking tired and extremely angry.)
(The graphic for the match appears on the titantron.)
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(The Chamber slowly starts to lower down onto the ring with everyone in the crowd incredibly excited for the match that was about to take place. Gina Romano is standing on the side of the ring, ready to announce the match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is THE SHOWDOWN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER FOR THE ANSWEEEERSSS WOOOORLDDD CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (In Canadian)
Gina Romano: Here are the rules! In a few moments I will introduce all six participants in the match, the first four will be sealed inside their individual Chamber, the final two will start and wrestle for five minutes. Once the time is up one of the chambers will open, chosen at random, they will then enter the contest, wrestle for five minutes and continue until all chambers are opened. The only way to be eliminated is by pinfall or submission which can happen at any time during the match. The last person remaining will be the Answers World Champion!
(After Gina’s introduction is done, ‘Ready For The Fight’ by The Young Punx starts playing on the speakers and the crowd cheers loudly for the first participant coming out. With the lights lowered down, and the cameras quickly focusing towards the ramp, they turned back on into an array of colors as Jon Kelton stood there, moving around and showing off a serious expression on his face. As there was a Crown of Spikes worn around his head, the inside of it had a cloth to it to make sure it did not damage him. He took a deep breath in and out before he walked down the ramp only looking forward to the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! RESIDING IN DALLAS, TEXAS… BUT BORN IN TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (In Loud Canadian)
Gina Romano: WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS, HE IS “THE LAST HOPE”, JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN KELTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!
Deadprez. And here we have Kelton starting off the match! He is heading forward into this match, as always, with one reason and one reason only, the opportunity of becoming the Answers World Champion, it has been his objective ever since, and now, with so much on the line, he truly believes that he can’t let this get away from him anymore.
Eve: He has a lot of pressure right now on his shoulders, and tonight is a special case considering that his own tag team partner is on the match too, he is also fighting in the country that he was born in! But unlike other days, he has a lot of people believing in him!
Gavin Kirkland: Still with the chance of losing, but hey, good for him!
(Kelton enters inside of the ring, going through the chamber with not much trouble before entering one of his assigned pods. The referee outside the cage closes the cage and locks it. He calmly stands there and waits, as the next person comes out.)
Gina Romano: THE NEXT COMPETITOR TO ENTER THE CHAMBER IS…
(“PUT EM IN THE FRIDGE” by Peso Pluma and Cardi B plays on the speakers and the crowd quickly changes into loud boos. The camera focuses towards the ramp as various golden lights shine around the ramp, Roberto de la Rosa slowly strolls towards the top of the entrance with a big confident smile on his face. This time he is going completely alone as he looks around at the crowd completely ignoring their boos and walking forward. He shows towards the camera his weapon, as he seemed to be holding some sort of Cowboy Boot but there were tequila bottle glass shards on the bottom of the boot!)
Gina Romano: FROM HIDALGO, MEXICO! WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS! HE IS “EL PADRINOOOOOO!” ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DE LA ROOOOOSSAAAAAAAA!!!
Deadprez: Roberto coming in here with a lot of confidence as usual, even though he has had a rocky start to his season and he has had to defeat the members of his Familia to get this spot in the first place, he ended up earning this spot in the first place and he has a chance at becoming the Answers World Champion!
Eve: You could say he is the dark horse of the match of sorts considering the kind of losses he has had but last year he ended up cashing in the 24/7 Contract, and just like last year, he can end up becoming a champion, everyone has a chance here at this and Roberto has that chance of becoming World Champion for the first time.
(Roberto goes down the ramp and enters inside of the ring, he makes his way towards his own pod and stands there still with that smile on his face, they lock it from the outside and the next person is ready to come out.)
Gina Romano: THE NEXT COMPETITOR TO ENTER THE CHAMBER IS…
(“My War” by Shinsei Kamattechan plays on the speakers and the crowd explodes into loud cheers, the camera focusing towards the titantron where the man’s name appeared and it slowly panned down. Bronson came out with his head down and fully on the zone, shaking his head slowly and pacing around, knowing the weight that this match was going to put on him. And as the camera slowly focused towards him, he shook his hands a bit, and in a slow manner, he showed them off to the camera. His weapon seemed to be some brass knuckles, but they had letters on each of them, as they formed words. On the right one it said “Milli”, and on the left one it said “Banks.” As soon as the camera focused on that, Bronson lifted his head up with a confident grin on his face and then he moved down the ramp, hyping up the crowd a bit as he lifted his arms.)
Gina Romano: FROM COCOA BEACH, FLORIDA! WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS! HE IS “THE EMPEROOOOORRR!” BRONSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN DAAAAANIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEELLLSSSSSS!!!
Deadprez: Bronson looks incredibly ready for this, as he has said already, it has been quite a while that he has had a chance at being able to fight for a world championship, and by coincidence, the last time that he ended up being in the Elimination Chamber, he ended up losing the World Heavyweight Championship on that chamber, where Myles ended up winning it, now that he is heading into such a match as the challenger this time, what is he going to do with the chance he has?
Eve: Just like Kelton, he has the same dilemma as well of going into such a match where one of your partners is one of the competitors, and knowing Bronson’s streak when it comes to chambers like these, what does he do this time?
Gavin Kirkland: Lose?
Eve: Well, obviously not! Why are you even- Nevermind, nobody wants to lose in such a match. And with Bronson possibly and finally having his chance to conquer this kind of match and become world champion, he has to do whatever he can.
(Bronson walked down and entered the chamber and ring. He went to quickly give a fist bump to Kelton, even though there was a glass door between them. He moved towards one of the other open pods and stood there, jumping around and stretching as they closed it and locked it.)
Gina Romano: THE NEXT COMPETITOR TO ENTER THE CHAMBER IS…
(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember plays on the speakers and the crowd goes ballistic with boos, the lights completely shut off as the cameras focus towards the ramp once more. A spotlight shines down at the top of the stage and there, the Ruler of Everything stands. He looks up to the sky with a hood over his head and a calm but confident expression on his face, the lights slowly coming back on before he turns quickly and focuses towards the ring. He ignored the boos and simply started walking forward without anything to disturb his peace. The cameras then focused on the weapon that he was carrying. He had a patterned glass sledgehammer, engraved onto it the name of “Izabell”.)
Gina Romano: HAILING FROM THE RESERVED IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS! HE IS “THE REVOLUTIONIZER”, THE RULEEEEERRRRR OF EVERYTHIIIINGGGGGG!
Deadprez: Ruler is a bit of an odd situation because not gonna lie, this man has been terrorizing the hell out of the whole roster for the past few months, he has been using what seems to be some sort of cult to help him out, to carry out his deeds, to deal with everyone else around him and make sure that he is the one who comes out on top, and he is doing it because…?
Eve: To change the world, well, those are the words that he says. It has been rough when it comes to Ruler after having to lose his partner and having to go into this new season all by his lonesome, and with everything that unfolded, the only chance that he has at making sure to truly make a change is doing everything from what seems to be the right way for him. And seemingly, the first step for that is winning the Answers World Championship.
(Ruler came down to the ring and entered inside, he stared at all of the men who were in the pods for a moment before he walked towards the last pod that was empty. He entered inside and stood there with “Izabell” leaning right over his shoulder and standing there in silence.)
Eve: Four competitors have filled the pods, now let’s see the last two!
(The crowd waits patiently before “Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics plays on the speakers and the crowd explodes into incredibly loud boos, the woman that is coming out rolling her eyes and walking forward with a confident step. She has a grin on her face, looking towards the crowd and showing off the weapon that she is carrying with her. It was a giant mallet! It gave off Harley Quinn-esque, as it had the combination of red and white colors. With one end of the mallet having a blunt one, a Bullseye painted on it, and in the other, having various red-colored spikes. Harper laughed to herself, confident that she had the most destructive weapon of them all before walking forward.)
Gina Romano: NOW… THE FIRST OF THE LAST TWO COMPETITORS WHO WILL START THIS MATCH! FIRST FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA! WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUNDS! SHE IS “STAAAARR PLATINUUUUMMM!” HARPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: As always, Harper Lee walking down with the whole world booing at her and making sure to be against her at every way, and let me tell you, every single person that considers themselves a Harper Lee hater have won almost every month, being able to see Harper continue to lose and fail when it most matters and being able to celebrate that in every single way possible, but with the words that she said at the start of the week, it makes you think, she has… “technically”, and that word is carrying a lot of weight, has defeated everyone in this Chamber except one person, and if Harper finally won in such a match like this, this crowd would go wild.
Eve: In the worst way, obviously, but even though everyone loves to hate Harper Lee, there is no denying she is incredibly talented, and her being able to reach this kind of match is no doubt of her ability, and I-
Gavin Kirkland: If Harper Lee has a million fans, then I’m one of them. If Harper Lee has one fan, then I’m THAT ONE. And If Harper Lee has no fans, that means I’m dead.
Deadprez: Pretty ladies are ruining that man’s life, I swear to God.
(Harper enters the ring and goes through the ropes, making sure to be careful with her mallet as she walks towards one of the corners and casually twirls it around while she waits patiently for the last competitor.)
(Finally, “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac hits the speakers and the crowd goes incredibly loud with the cheers. The lights all shined around at the stage with various bright colors, moving around and then focusing towards the entrance ramp, as none other than the Answers World Champion came bursting through with excitement and hype, moving around and raising his arms up to hype up the crowd around him. He had a very bright smile on his face as he walked around the stage and felt the excitement of the crowd all around him, he has been here before many times and it always gives him a chill to enter inside but tonight, he was prepared just as those other nights. But as he walked down the ramp and showed off the Answers World Championship around his waist, TLA seemed to have… no weapon.)
Gina Romano: AND FINALLY, THE LAST COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH! FROM TLAXCALA, MEXICO! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS! HE IS “LA PANTERA SEXUAL!” T!!! L!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Eve: Eh? TLA does not have a weapon???
Deadprez: Wow, you do not see this quite often. You DO have the option of not bringing in a weapon with you and it seemed that TLA ended up picking that option. And honestly, it has just made things harder for him. Considering that after having a 6 month championship reign like the one that he has had, and tonight is one of his biggest challenges yet, especially when he ended up getting picked as one of the first to start, would it not be better to get a weapon?
Eve: TLA is someone that has NO fear at all of the people around him and the danger that he might face when it comes to wrestling, he has been in this kind of match several times, and let me tell you, he won one of these before, so I would say to not underestimate him like his other opponents have done when fighting against him for that championship and you make sure to believe in La Pantera Sexual!
(TLA ends up at the doors of the chamber, as he calmly takes off the Answers World Championship and then gives it a kiss of good luck before giving it away to the referee. He walks up the steel steps and then enters inside, with the door of the chamber closing behind him and being locked. He enters the ring and takes the other corner opposite of Harper.)
(The tensions are palpable, the stakes are high. Who will be the last person standing coming out of this Chamber? Let’s find out.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE CHAMBER OFFICIALLY BEGINSSSSSSSS!!!
(The crowd is ecstatic and electric as the first two competitors stood there in the ring, Harper holding onto her mallet with unusual focus while TLA looks at her with an usual confident grin on his face.)
Deadprez: When these two get in the ring, it gets very tense, and knowing what kind of person Harper is, you do not usually see her like this.
Eve: Even though she has said before that she has been victorious before in the past against the other competitors in this match, when it comes to TLA, he is always the exception for her. And it seems that the two are starting off and she has five minutes to fight him all alone, she is not willing to let them pass by so easily.
Gavin Kirkland: Hey, I know well about my Soccer Mom, and I am sure-
Eve: Eh? Harper drops her Mallet to the ground!
Deadprez: She is making it fair for TLA because he did not bring a weapon into the chamber? Since when can Harper feel actual respect for another human being in front of her?
Gavin Kirkland: First time for everything apparently! Harper spreads her arms to the side and gives TLA the chance to attack, what an interesting way to start!
Eve: TLA is slightly shocked at this but he keeps his grin on his face and nods back… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AT FULL SPEED TOWARDS HARPER, SPINNING ELBOW STRIKE!
Deadprez: HARPER IS ABLE TO DUCK DOWN UNDER IT AND THEN TURNS OVER, TRYING TO SPIN AROUND AND GO FOR HER OWN SPINNING BACK FIST TOWARDS TLA’S JAW!
Eve: TLA CATCHES HER ARM AND THEN WRENCHES IT TO THE SIDE, AS HE GOES DOWN AND THEN PICKS HER UP HIGH ONTO HIS SHOULDER, RAISING HIS ARM AND THEN TRYING TO GO FOR A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
Gavin Kirkland: EVIL SOCCER MOM IS ABLE TO FLIP OUT AS TLA HOISTS HER UP AND TRIES TO GO FOR THE MOVE, AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES, JUMPS ONTO THEM AND THEN JUMPS OFF, TRYING TO GO HERE FOR A DIVING DDT!
Deadprez: BUT ALL THAT DOES IS GIVE TLA THE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH HER! AS HE GRABS HER BY THE WAIST AND THEN LIFTS HER UP HIGH IN THE AIR TO THE SURPRISE OF HARPER! TLA KEEPS HER UP IN THE GORILLA PRESS POSITION, MOVING HIS ARM AND FLEXING IT TO THE CROWD… BEFORE DROPPING HARPER TO THE GROUND UNCEREMONIOUSLY!
Eve: Harper falls down hard and she is forced to clutch at her chest while TLA turns to the crowd and he entertains them after that move! Harper’s expression slowly shifted into one of annoyance after seeing TLA act like that and just drop her like she was a sack of potatoes.
Deadprez: Finally, TLA turns back around and moves quickly but Harper rolls over to her side and she is able to trip him over, grabbing onto his leg and dropping him into a Drop Toe Hold! She wraps her legs around his and then rolls him over, trying to lock in a quick submission here.
Gavin Kirkland: But TLA uses his reach here to grab onto Harper’s head and then pull her down onto the mat, quickly reversing this into a small package pin!
ONEEEEEEE!
TWO-
Eve: Just a simple count of two!
Gavin Kirkland: The small package doesn’t work, you need a bigger one, dare I say. Like mine, of course, if any ladies hearing are interested!
Deadprez: Doubtful.
Eve: :mjlol: Right, back to the action, the two quickly scurry to their feet and then Harper tries to go for a kick here but TLA this time goes down just like her and pulls her down over into a roll-up pin yet again! Although, he doesn’t get a count here as he lifts her up high in the air!
Deadprez: And then drops her down hard with a powerbomb here! TLA yet again moving in and going for another pin attempt!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Eve: But once more, Harper ends up kicking out and TLA has the upper hand here with Harper down! He claps at a rhythm with the crowd clapping along with him! TLA is planning to go to the skies here! He runs towards the ropes here and then jumps onto them-
Deadprez: WAIT, HARPER COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND THEN SLAMS THE MALLET RIGHT ONTO TLA’S BACK! WHAT THE HELL?!
Gavin Kirkland: I KNEW MY EVIL GAMER SOCCER MOM HAD A PLAN! She took her time and as soon as she saw the chance, she attacked TLA with her weapon while he had his back turned towards her! What a genius!
Eve: And incredibly despicable! The crowd is raining down boos at Harper! Just as when we thought she had some decency on her, our expectations keep getting lowered! Harper spreads her arms once more and laughs to herself while TLA is draped over the ropes, his expression full of shock and pain after getting hit like that.
Deadprez: Luckily, he got hit with the hardened part of the mullet that has the bullseye and not the spikes, that right there would have been way worse.
Gavin Kirkland: I think you spoke too soon, because look! Harper puts her mallet down on the floor with the end of the spikes upwards! No way is she going to do this!
Eve: Harper grabs onto TLA’s body while he is draped over the ropes, grabbing onto his hair… BEFORE PULLING HIM OFF OF THEM!
Deadprez: WHICH MAKES TLA LOSE HIS GRIP AND FALL BACK FIRST ONTO THE SPIKES! AAAAHHHH! DAMN!
Eve: EVERYONE IN THE CROWD WINCES AND GASPS IN SHOCK AS TLA CONTORTS IN PAIN OVER IN THE GROUND WHILE HOLDING ONTO HIS BACK! THAT DID NOT LOOK GOOD AT ALL FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SOMEHOW HARPER IS NOT DONE! SHE GRABS HER MALLET AGAIN AND THEN HOLDS TLA STILL… BEFORE PRESSING THE SPIKES FURTHER INTO HIS BACK! I DON’T WANT TO WATCH THIS!
Eve: HARPER WITH A TWISTED SMILE ON HER FACE AS THE SPIKES DIG HARD ONTO TLA’S SKIN AND SHE PRESSES DOWN ONTO THEM WITH A LOT OF FORCE! BLOOD IS EVEN DRAWING OUT IN VARIOUS POINTS OF HIS BACK AS TLA GRITS HARD ONTO HIS TEETH AND IS FORCED TO TAKE THE PAIN HEAD ON!
Gavin Kirkland: I think the champ might be starting to regret bringing in a weapon in for this match as he is just being worn down here by Harper, and you don’t want that to happen in a match like this!
Eve: It is very heroic and honorable either way to go in without a weapon, it will just further cement how talented someone can be if they are able to defeat their other opponents without having to rely-
Deadprez: AND THEN HARPER JUMPS UP AND STOMPS HARD ONTO THE MALLET, DRIVING IN THE SPIKES A BIT MORE DEEPER AND MAKING TLA GRIT HARD ON HIS TEETH!
Eve: Okay, maybe I am indeed talking too much.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper finally has enough fun with the mallet as he takes it out off of TLA’s back, some of TLA’s blood staining and contrasting with the red spikes as Harper stands back and gets the mallet ready, it seems like she is not content with simply messing up TLA’s back, she wants his brain splattered all over the mat!
Deadprez: And just as she has him right on her sights-
Eve: THE COUNTDOWN TO ANOTHER POD OPENING IS STARTING!
FIVEEEEE…
FOOOOOUURRRRRRR…
THREEEEEEEEEEEE…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
(The lights start to flicker all around the pods in an incredibly fast way, Harper stopping on her tracks and turning quickly to see who came out. And just as it stops on one pod, the buzzer sounds and the pod opens…)
Deadprez: JON KELTON! KELTON ENDS UP BURSTING THROUGH THE POD AS FAST AS HE CAN AND HE INSERTS HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH! THE CROWD EXPLODING INTO LOUD CHEERS!
Gavin Kirkland: Now, I don’t want to be that guy, but what the hell is a crown of spikes going to do against a gigantic mallet?
Eve: What matters is that Kelton is not afraid of entering inside! Harper ends up letting go of TLA for now and she quickly readies her mallet here, and as soon as Kelton enters- SHE SWINGS FOR HIS HEAD!
Deadprez: KELTON IS ABLE TO DUCK DOWN THE MALLET AND THEN HE STARTS RUNNING THE ROPES HERE AT FAST SPEEDS! AS HE LEAPS OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: “FINAL ATONEMENT!” RIGHT OFF THE BAT! WITH THE CROWN OF SPIKES IN KELTON’S HEAD FOR EXTRA DAMAGEEEEEEE!
Eve: NO! HARPER IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE MALLET AND QUICKLY DODGE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SPEAR!
Deadprez: Harper had to ditch her mallet because of the weight! If she did not let go of it, she would have surely been hit with the spear! And in turn, that gave Kelton the chance to disarm her! Very smart!
Eve: Kelton is able to land well on his shoulders and roll through up to his feet after the failed spear, and he knows he can’t let Harper get any momentum here as he starts running again towards her!
Gavin Kirkland: EVIL SOCCER MOM USES KELTON’S MOMENTUM THIS TIME AGAINST HIM, RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AS WELL, GRABBING ONTO HIS HEAD AND TRYING TO SPIN HIM AROUND INTO A TORNADO DDT!
Deadprez: BUT KELTON IS SUCCESSFUL AT PUSHING HARPER OFF OF HIM BEFORE HE CAN PULL HIM DOWN! HARPER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE AND KELTON DUCKS DOWN BEFORE JUMPING ONTO THE ROPES AND THEN JUMPING OFF! TAKING DOWN HARPER LEE SUCCESSFULLY THIS TIME WITH THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!
Eve: Jon Kelton gets up to his feet in response and the crowd roars in cheers after he was able to finally take down Harper! He grabs onto her and does not let up though! Using his strength here to lift her up to her feet and then lift her up again into a gigantic Release German Suplex that sends Harper flying!
Deadprez: Kelton then kips-up to his feet and then gets some distance here! Harper ended up falling into one of the corners and she is taking refuge there, but here comes Kelton with a CORNER METEORA! KELTON’S KNEES CONNECTING HARD AGAINST HARPER HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: MR. REDEMPTION THEN PICKS HARPER UP AND LIFTS HER UP, RUNNING ACROSS THE RING WITH HER ON HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE SLAMMING HER DOWN HARD AGAINST THE MAT WITH A MODIFIED SIDEWALK SLAM! KELTON GOES FOR THE COVER ON HARPER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Eve: Incredible combo from Kelton here but it is not enough as Harper ends up kicking out of it! He is not deterred at all though as he moves quickly and goes to pick Harper up once more! He points up to the sky as the crowd cheers along before grabbing onto her arms! Kelton lifts her up for the-
Deadprez: “CHANGE THE FUTURE!” THE DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: DOES NOT CONNECT! HARPER WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND KELTON’S HEAD AS HE LIFTS HER UP AND THEN PULLS HIM DOWN INTO A HURRICANRANA, TRANSITIONING IT INTO A SUDDEN ROLL-UP PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eve: KELTON REVERSES IT AND THEN PULLS HIS WEIGHT OVER HARPER INSTEAD, BEFORE SUDDENLY LIFTING HER UP HIGH INTO THE SKY IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! KELTON IS THINKING AS HE SEES AN OPPORTUNITY! HE RUNS!
Deadprez: AND THEN THROWS HARPER OUT OF THE RING AND BACK FIRST INTO THE CHAINED WALLS OF THE CHAMBER! SHE FALLS DOWN HARD AGAINST THE OUTSIDE OF THE CHAMBER TOO! HARPER HAS BEEN WIPED OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: Mr. Redemption has some time to breathe after doing that combo, turning around and seeing that TLA finally got up as well!
Eve: Even with those spikes being slammed hard onto his back, the Answers World Champion is still smiling and pushing through the pain! Helped a lot as well that he got some time to rest up!
Deadprez: The two men stare each other down for a moment before TLA raises his hands and tells Kelton to bring it on! He nods and then Kelton moves over and hits TLA right across the face with a good strike to the jaw!
Eve: TLA is taken aback by it… before he cracks his neck, and then ends up bringing it back to Kelton, hitting him back with a forearm strike, then a right, then a left! Before a sudden burst of energy goes through the champion and he suddenly starts throwing incredibly fast strikes towards Kelton, disorienting him and not giving him a chance to be able to attack back!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA finally pushes Kelton towards the ropes and he tries to go for a big boot while Kelton rebounds, but Mr. Redemption ends up catching TLA’s foot and then pushes it down to the ground, moving in and trying to grab his head, before lifting him up and going for a Snap Suplex!
Eve: TLA counters that, stopping himself from being lifted up as he backtracks while grabbing onto Kelton… AND THEN HITS A SNAP SUPLEX HIMSELF THIS TIME ONTO THE CORNER! Kelton is laid out as TLA moves as fast as he can with his back mostly healed, moving in quickly towards the top corner and once again, the crowd is going wild here…
Gavin Kirkland: TLA drops down!
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO A BEAUTIFUL SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT THAT GETS ALL OF KELTON! HE MOVES IN QUICKLY AND THEN GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEE-
Eve: But Jon Kelton ends up kicking out and TLA has to re-plan yet again! It is going to be kind of hard to plan around considering the crown of spikes that Kelton has is able to protect his head.
Deadprez: TLA’s gears are working though! He grabs onto Kelton and then pulls him away from the corner here, turning him around and hitting him DOWN with a backbreaker, before reaching over and trying to-
Eve: Kelton is able to reverse it here, getting out of TLA’s grasp succesfully, before grabbing onto his arm and then pulling him closer… straight into his grasp too! AS KELTON FLIPS OVER AND THEN HITS TLA DOWN WITH A THUNDEROUS ROLLING CUTTER!
Gavin Kirkland: Mr. Redemption is not done as he holds onto TLA’s head as he slowly gets up to his feet, he goes for another one!
Eve: AND IT BACKFIRES AS TLA WHIPS HIS HEAD OUT OF KELTON’S GRASP, TWIRLING OVER AND THEN HITTING HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW WITH A DISCUS BACK ELBOW THAT ROCKS KELTON!
Deadprez: KELTON IS STILL STANDING! HE IS NOT DONE YET! HE SCREAMS IN TLA’S FACE AND THEN HEADBUTTS HIM RIGHT ON THE FACE! THE CROWN OF SPIKES MAKING CONTACT WITH TLA’S FACE AND MAKING SOME CUTS ON IT!
Gavin Kirkland: KELTON PUSHES HIM DOWN AND THEN SPREADS HIS ARMS, BEFORE GRABBING ONTO HIM AND THEN GOING FOR A CANADIAN DESTROYER!
Eve: TLA GETS ANOTHER BURST OF ENERGY AND THEN ENDS UP POPPING UP KELTON HIGH INTO THE AIR AS HE TRIES TO FLIP! STRAIGHT INTO THE-
Deadprez: “VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!”
Eve: A POP-UP VARIATION OF IT! AS THE FORCE AND HEIGHT OF IT WAS SO HARD THE CROWN OF SPIKES CAME RIGHT OFF OF KELTON’S HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA DROPS DOWN ONTO KELTON! CAN THIS BE THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE MATCH?!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: AND IT IS NOT! KELTON FINDS IT IN HIM TO KICK OUT, EVEN WITH THE VARIATION OF THE MOVE! EVERYONE IS STILL IN!
Deadprez: WHILE THE CLOCK HAS RUN OUT YET AGAIN!
FIVEEEEE…
FOOOOOUURRRRRRR…
THREEEEEEEEEEEE…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
(The lights start to flicker all around the pods in an incredibly fast way, with Harper, TLA and Kelton all currently on the floor. And just as it stops on one of the other pods, the buzzer sounds and the pod opens…)
Gavin Kirkland: THE RULER OF EVERYTHING HAS ENTERED INTO THE MATCH!
(Ruler slowly comes out in a calm manner, having “Izabell” right over his shoulder as he walks straight into the chamber, and as his pod closes behind him, he raises his hand up… and suddenly snaps his fingers.)
Eve: Huh?
Deadprez: WAIT, THOSE DAMN DRUIDS OF HIS! THEY ARE ALL RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD AND JUMPING OVER THE BARRICADES!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY ARE EVEN ATTACKING SOME OF THE REFEREES AND THREATENING THEM TO BACK AWAY! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!
(The referees outside are forced to back away since some of the Druids had weapons on them! Zariah moves in quickly with the rest of the Druids, as he moves quickly and orders them around.)
Eve: SOME OF THE DRUIDS ARE THROWING THE WEAPONS INSIDE THROUGH THE HOLES OF THE CHAMBER WHILE OTHERS ARE TRYING TO SCALE UP THE CHAMBER! SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH DOES RULER WANT TO DOMINATE AND CHANGE THAT HE HAS TO CONTROL ALMOST EVERYTHING IN HIS FAVOR?!
Gavin Kirkland: This is like, incredibly wild and I have never seen this happen in a Chamber… but I can’t lie and say it is not effective!
(Ruler extends a hand out as he effortlessly catches a kendo stick falling through the hole without looking before he turns to the ring and enters inside. TLA and Kelton look towards each other and nod again, looking to work together for now seeing all of the chaos.)
Deadprez: RULER ENTERS INSIDE BUT TLA RUNS AT HIM AS FAST AS HE CAN, ONCE AGAIN GOING FOR A DISCUS ELBOW HERE!
Eve: RULER HAS IT SCOUTED OUT AS HE MOVES AND DUCKS UNDER IT! BUT AS HE DOES, KELTON RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS RULER TRYING TO GO FOR THE “GALICK GUN!”!
Deadprez: RULER EFFORTLESSLY ROUNDHOUSE KICKS KELTON’S SUPERKICK AWAY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! RULER USING THE DAMAGE AND THE TIREDNESS OF THE TWO MEN TO HIS ADVANTAGE HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH KELTON AND TLA RUN TOWARDS RULER, TRYING TO GO IN FOR A PUNCH AT THE SAME TIME!
Eve: AND RULER QUICKLY MOVES IN BOTH OF HIS WEAPONS TO BOTH HIS SIDES, BLOCKING BOTH OF THEIR PUNCHES JUST LIKE THAT!
(As Ruler continues fighting against TLA and Kelton, Harper around the area of the pods, looked around to see if someone was checking on her, and once she saw the coast was clear, she moved towards one of the piles of the weapons that were thrown inside by the druids and started getting something out of her boot.)
Deadprez: Wait, what the hell is Harper doing?
Eve: She is getting something out of her boot! Is that a lighter and… FIRECRACKERS?!
Deadprez: Not only did Ruler bring in reinforcements, Harper brought an illegal second weapon! Seriously, the nerve of some of these wrestlers when it comes to matches!
Gavin Kirkland: Beautiful and her brain continues to surprise me! What a woman!
Eve: Wish I had some duct tape around to shut you up.
(Harper quickly hides those two things in the pile and then goes to sneakily retrieve her mallet, as no one else ended up seeing her…)
(Except Bronson. He leans against his pod making sure to remember where those are and keeping a mental note on it for later.)
Eve: BACK TO THE RING, TLA IS TRYING TO GET ANOTHER FOREARM HERE BUT RULER ENDS UP SLAMMING DOWN HARD ON HIS KNEE! HE FALLS TO ONE KNEE AND RULER ENDS UP HITTING THE KENDO STICK RIGHT OVER TLA’S DAMAGED BACK!
Deadprez: TLA FALLS TO THE MAT AND GRABS ONTO HIS BACK AS RULER DROPS DOWN THE KENDO STICK AND DECIDES TO FOCUS ON KELTON, THAT SMALL OPENING GIVES KELTON THE CHANCE TO KICK RULER ON THE GUT HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE BACKS AWAY AND THEN TRIES TO GO FOR A KNEE STRIKE!
Eve: RULER IS FASTER AND HITS A BICYCLE KICK STRAIGHT TOWARDS KELTON’S CHEST! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SIDE KICK TO THE STOMACH! THEN A LIFTING KNEE STRIKE TO PUSH HIM UP AND FINALLY-
Deadprez: HE SLAMS “IZABELL” HARD ONTO THE THROAT OF KELTON! THAT DID NOT SOUND GOOD AT ALL!
(Kelton falls down hard onto the mat, grabbing tightly onto his throat from the hardened glass making contact with it, and as Ruler has his sights here on him and slowly lifts up the sledgehammer over Kelton…)
Eve: HARPER FINALLY ENTERS INSIDE THE RING AND COMES FROM BEHIND! SHE SWINGS HER MALLET AT RULER’S BACK!
Deadprez: WITHOUT LOOKING, RULER LOWERS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER BEHIND HIM AND BLOCKS HARPER’S MALLET! HOW?!
Eve: RULER HEARD THE STEPS BEHIND HIM! HARPER STANDS THERE IN SHOCK AS HE QUICKLY TURNS OVER AND PUSHES HER MALLET ASIDE, HE SWINGS AT HER THIS TIME!
Gavin Kirkland: MY EVIL SOCCER MOM BLOCKS THE SLEDGEHAMMER WITH HER HANDLE! RULER AND HARPER START SWINGING AT EACH OTHER WITHOUT STOPPING AND TRYING TO GET IN A HIT IN, THE TWO OF THEM DODGING AND WEAVING THE SWINGS!
Eve: HARPER IS ABLE TO PUSH RULER TO THE ROPES BUT RULER SEES AN OPENING HERE AND IS ABLE TO PUSH HARPER AWAY! HE MOVES IN AND TRIES TO SWING-
Deadprez: TLAAAAA! TLA GETS UP TO HIS FEET OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUMPS AT RULER! A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS THE TWO MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE METAL FLOOR OF THE CHAMBER!
(As TLA and Ruler suddenly start swinging and fist fighting on the outside, Harper slowly turns her head towards the downed Kelton, and then turns to see a chain over the weapons on the outside. A sick and twisted idea pops up in her head.)
Eve: Kelton trying his best here to nurse his throat after that sledgehammer shot, and while he is resting, he sees that in the metal floor on the outside… his crown of spikes is there!
Deadprez: He tries to go-
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER SUDDENLY JUMPS ONTO THE DOWNED KELTON! SHE WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND KELTON’S THROAT!
Deadprez: “THE JOURNEY’S END!” HARPER HAS HER SUBMISSION LOCKED IN ON KELTON AS SHE PULLS BACK ON HIS THROAT WITH THE CHAIN! KELTON HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Eve: Kelton is trying his best to crawl towards where his Crown of Thorns is but Harper continues pulling on the throat harder! This damn dirty opportunist is using her chance here to get Kelton out here while there is a bigger threat in sight! What is wrong with her?!
(Bronson is forced to see while his partner is suffering in front of him with Harper pulling as hard as she can with a twisted smile on her face. Bronson knows he has said that heading into this it would be the best man between him and Kelton, but with the druids threatening to get in and ruin everything, he needs the help of his partner. He slams angrily into the pod and tries to shout at Kelton.)
Eve: Wait, Bronson in his pod! He is trying to motivate Kelton!
Deadprez: There is only 30 seconds left for the next pod to open! Kelton has a chance here to survive if Bronson is able to get out!
Gavin Kirkland: But it can either be him, or Roberto! And let’s be honest, partners or not, Kelton is very close to getting out here so why not just…?
Deadprez: 20 seconds!
Eve: Bronson Daniels is not that kind of person at all!… I think so.
Deadprez: KELTON IS TRYING HIS BEST TO HOLD ON, HIS HAND IS SHAKING FROM THE PAIN BUT HE IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT! NOT WHILE HE HAS SO MUCH IN LINE AND A DREAM TO FIGHT FOR! HARPER HAS NO MERCY AT ALL AS SHE WRENCHES IN EVEN MORE! 10 SECONDS!
Gavin Kirkland: It is either Bronson helping, or Kelton trying to survive by himself!
Eve: It all relies on a coin flip here!
FIVEEEEE…
Eve: Bronson is getting ready!
FOOOOOUURRRRRRR…
Deadprez: Kelton is trying once again to reach again but his hand can’t do it, he does not have much energy to grab his weapon!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE…
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton’s eyes are starting to slowly flutter and his movements are becoming more slow!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Deadprez: Kelton…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
Eve: KELTON STAYS ALIVE AND DOES NOT GIVE UP!
(The lights start to flicker around the last two pods in an incredibly fast way, the light flickering between Bronson and Roberto. Before finally, it stops on one of the two pods, the buzzer sounds and the pod opens…)
(…)
(…)
(…)
Deadprez: BRONSON’S POD OPENS! HE RUSHES OUT OF IT AS FAST AS HE CAN TO SAVE HIS TEAMMATE!
Eve: BRONSON KICKS THE CROWN OF SPIKES TOWARDS KELTON!
Gavin Kirkland: KELTON CATCHES IT!
Eve: AND THEN HE STABS THE SPIKES AS DEEP AS HE CAN INTO HARPER’S LEFT HAND!!!
Deadprez: HARPER’S SCREAMS RING OUT ALL ACROSS THE ARENA WHILE THE ARENA CHEERS LOUDLY! SHE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE CHAIN AND ROLL AWAY FROM KELTON! JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! A LUCKY MIRACLE HAPPENS!
(Bronson quickly enters inside and makes sure to check on Kelton, who is coughing loudly and finally getting a chance to breathe. Bronson helps his teammate up towards his feet and the two smile in relief seeing the two, before they turn and see Harper on the ground, in pain and trying to get away from them.)
Eve: Harper finally getting some of her medicine here! As Elysium moves in and the two make sure to surround her! They-
(***CLANK!***)
Eve: What?
Deadprez: Huh?
Gavin Kirkland: THE DRUIDS ARE IN! THE DRUIDS ARE IN! THEY ARE DROPPING IN THROUGH THE CEILING AND LANDING INSIDE!
Deadprez: WHERE THE HELL DID THEY EVEN FIND A BOLT CUTTER???
Eve: KELTON AND BRONSON TURN IN SHOCK TO SEE THIS HAPPENING AND HARPER USES THIS DISTRACTION TO QUICKLY SCURRY AWAY AND GET AWAY FROM THEM! THE CROWN OF THORNS STABBED DEEP INTO HER HAND BUT WITH LESS DAMAGE THAT SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN!
Deadprez: KELTON AND BRONSON WATCH EACH OTHER’S BACKS AS THE DRUIDS RUSH INSIDE OF THE RING! THEY GO IN THE ATTACK!
Eve: “MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!” TO ONE OF THEM!
Deadprez: “FINAL ATONEMENT” TO ANOTHER ONE! THE TWO MOVING IN AND CONTINUING TO FIGHT THEM BACK, BRONSON USING HIS BRASS KNUCKLES TO GOOD USE HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES THE CAVALRY! TLA COMES OFF OF THE ROPES AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO A FEW OF THE DRUIDS! EVEN WHILE MY EVIL SOCCER MOM IS GETTING OUT THE CROWN OF THORNS FROM HER HAND, SHE IS CAMPING THE CORNER OF THE PODS AND CLOCKING SOME DRUIDS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH HER MALLET!
Eve: But TLA helping Kelton and Bronson gave Ruler the chance to scurry away towards the corner of the ring, he is being protected by the druids!
(As they continue to fight, Bronson sees an opening here and remembers something at the moment. He moves towards the piles of the weapons outside, grabs the lighter and one of the firecrackers and then rushes through the opening!)
Eve: TLA and Kelton are able to give Bronson an opening here and he runs at Ruler! Ruler prepares himself! HE SWINGS “IZABELL” AGAIN TOWARDS BRONSON!
Deadprez: BRONSON DUCKS UNDER THE SWING AND TRIES TO GO FOR A UPPERCUT WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES!
Gavin Kirkland: RULER BARELY TUCKS HIS CHIN AND AVOIDS IT! HE BACKS AWAY AND HE GETS THE DISTANCE HERE HE NEEDS! OH NO!
Deadprez: “REVOLUTIONIZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!”
Eve: DOES NOT CONNECT! BRONSON PULLS HIS HEAD BACK IN TIME JUST BARELY AND AS RULER SWINGS WILDLY, HE GRABS HIM WITH HIS BACK TURNED AND GRABS ONTO HIS TRUNKS!
Deadprez: …Ain’t no goddamn way-
Gavin Kirkland: BRONSON JUST LIT THE FUSE OF THE FIRECRACKER AND DROPPED IT INTO THE BACKSIDE OF RULER’S TRUNKS! WHAT?!
Eve: RULER IS PANICKING WHEN HE SEES THIS AND TRIES TO GET THAT OUT BUT BRONSON IS NOT LETTING HIM AS HE GRABS HIM FROM THE BACK AND LIFTS HIM UP!
Deadprez: ATOMIC DROP-
( **BOOM!!!!!** )
Eve: THE FIRECRACKER EXPLODES!!! RULER LETS OUT A SCREAM THROUGH HIS TEETH AS HE JUMPS UP AND LANDS DOWN HARD, WRITHING IN PAIN FROM THE FIRECRACKER EXPLODING IN UH- HIS BACKSIDE!
Deadprez: THE DRUIDS SEE THIS AND START PILING UP ON BRONSON, BEATING HIM DOWN WITH PUNCHES AND KICKS!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RULER CAN’T CAPITALIZE ON THIS OPPORTUNITY AS HE IS STILL IN ABSOLUTE PAIN ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Eve: THIS GIVES THE CHANCE FOR KELTON TO COME IN AND HELP BRONSON! AND HARPER CONTINUES TO SNEAK UP ON DRUIDS AND KNOCKING THEM OUT!
(At that moment, TLA decides to think for a moment and pull back, the druids just kept coming inside no matter what! He looks around at his surroundings and there he finally sees the problem. A big hole in the roof where druids are dropping in!)
(He can also see Zariah on the roof of the chamber, guiding and giving orders to the druids and as he puts his hand on his chin thinking about it, he gets an idea.)
Eve: The chaos just continues to reign all over the ring! Everything has gone from bad to worse! And- what is TLA doing?
Gavin Kirkland: He just left the ring?
Deadprez: Wait, he is starting to climb the walls of the chamber! I know what he is trying to do! He is climbing up towards the hole that the Druids made!
(Meanwhile, on the roof of the chamber, Zariah continued leading the Druids inside and made sure everything was running smoothly.)
Zariah Kennedy: (off-mic) Stop wasting time, we are close to-
(The druids who climbed right now suddenly stopped in their tracks and did not go in as Zariah looked over confused.)
Zariah Kennedy: (off-mic) What?
(He quickly turns his head.)
TLA: :lick:
Zariah Kennedy: (off-mic) WHOA-
(Zariah is suddenly taken off guard as TLA suddenly climbs through the hole, from the jumpscare he almost trips and falls off but TLA moves quickly and grabs his shoulder in time.)
TLA: (off-mic) Woah! Be careful, amigo! Falling off here can be very dangerous!
Zariah Kennedy: (off-mic) Right, uh… thanks.
TLA: (off-mic) No problem!
(Incredibly awkward silence…)
Zariah Kennedy: (off-mic) …You won’t let go of me, will you?
TLA: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gahpw5AbEAEmdW1?format=jpg&name=small
Zariah Kennedy: (off-mic) …Oh-
(Push.)
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOSH! LOOK OUT!
Spanish Announcer: AYE DIOS MIO!
Spanish Announcer 2: MIERDA!
(CRASH!!!!)
Eve: ZARIAH KENNEDY JUST FELL OFF THE CHAMBER AND LANDED STRAIGHT INTO OUR SPANISH ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! RULER’S ASSISTANT JUST FELL OFF SUCH A TALL STRUCTURE AND THE TABLE EXPLODED INTO A THOUSAND PIECES!
Deadprez: KENNEDY IS DEAD! KENNEDY IS DEAAAADDD!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
(The druids left there on top are in absolute shock at what just happened as they turned towards TLA.)
TLA: (off-mic) None of you else better enter this chamber and mess up our match, or else you will go to meet Diosito, alright? :ufdup:
Random Druid: (off-mic) Yeah, no man! I have a date to see at the end of the week and I don’t really want to end up in the hospital instead!
TLA: (off-mic) Oh damn fr? :oh: That is cool, what are you going to buy her to eat?
Random Druid: (off-mic) Ah well, I don’t have enough money to get her to a restaurant! So we are just going to chill at my house, and I will buy some Taco Bell-
Eve: TLA JUST PUSHED ONE OF THE DRUIDS OFF THE CHAMBER AND THEY LANDED HARD ON THE SPANISH COMMENTATOR’S TABLE! HOLY CRAP!
Gavin Kirkland: OOOOOHHH, THE HUMANITY!
TLA: (off-mic) Anybody else want to try their luck?
(The other druids immediately shake their heads in fear.)
TLA: (off-mic) Okay, good! Que tengan buenas noches!
Eve: It seems that TLA intimidated the rest of the druids to not enter inside and he is slowly going back through the hole!
Deadprez: Wait, but TLA is not coming down! He went back inside but he is starting to climb the rest of the chamber up to the roof, is our Answers World Champion out of his mind?!
Gavin Kirkland: He just threw two guys off of the Chamber into our announcer tables, I am pretty sure he is!
Eve: And he has the perfect opportunity! Everyone is fighting inside of the ring! Kelton got his crown back, Harper finally joined in on the action and Ruler was able to recover after that incident! Bronson, Kelton and Harper are fighting and scrapping against Ruler and the rest of the Druids who are inside!
Deadprez: All while TLA continues to climb to the roof as best as he can! He is dangling now over the ring and all of the people inside of the ring!
TLA: (off-mic) ORALEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: EVERYONE IN THE RING SUDDENLY STOPS AND THEY ALL LOOK UP IN SURPRISE!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA ENDS UP LETTING GO!!!
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Eve: # “BURNOUT” FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!
Deadprez: SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUAAACKKK! EVERYONE JUST GOT WIPED OUT! HARPER! BRONSON! KELTON! RULER! THE DRUIDS! IT IS ALL A SEA OF BODIES RIGHT NOW AS TLA FELL DOWN ONTO EVERYONE!
Gavin Kirkland: THE CROWD IS ELECTRIC AND STANDING UP ON THEIR FEET! WHAT AN INSANE CHAMBER IT HAS BEEN SO FAR!
Eve: What an incredible display of determination and genuine effort from every single competitor! No matter the result, everyone here absolutely worked to their fullest!
Deadprez: The craziest part… There is still one person left!
FIVEEEEE…
FOOOOOUURRRRRRR…
THREEEEEEEEEEEE…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
(The lights start to flicker all around the pods in an incredibly fast way, everyone inside of the ring currently down on the mat and barely moving. And just as it stops on the final pod, the buzzer sounds and the pod opens…)
Gavin Kirkland: EL PADRINO IS THE LAST ENTRANT OF THE CHAMBER!
Eve: ROBERTO DE LA ROSA IS IN THE RING AND HE HAS CRUEL INTENTIONS! THE FRESHEST GUY IN THE MATCH AS HE HAS WATCHED THE CARNAGE FROM SAFELY INSIDE THE POD AND LOOK AT HIM WIITH ALL SMILES ON HIS FACE. HE HAS THAT COWBOY BOOT AND WAITS!
(Roberto sees what is happening with everyone being laid out and as TLA is the first one up Roberto charges him.)
Deadprez: COWBOY BOOT TO THE SKULL AND TLA ISSTUNNED BUT ROBERTO WHO IS WEARING A GLOVE REACHES IN TO THE BOOT…. AND HE HAS GLASS SHARDS! HE HAS ONE IN HIS HAND AND HE’S CUTTING THE CHEST OF TLA! BLOOD IS STARTING TO POUR FROM HIS RIGHT CHEST AS HE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES ON THE STEEL PLATFORM OF THE CAGE!
(Jon Kelton and Bronson Daniels are helping each other up. And Roberto runs at them both.)
Eve: Kelton ducks! Bronson wasn’t fast enough, and he takes the boot to the face! Bronson is down and Kelton tries to pry it off Roberto, but he yanks it and in the confusion… STABS KELTON ON THE SHOULDER WITH A GLASS SHARD! KELTON SCREAMS AS ROBERTO RUNS AT HIM… BORDER CRASH! ROBERTO DE LA ROSA GOES FOR THE COVER ON KELTON AND WE MIGHT HAVE OUT FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON KICKS OUT AND ROBERTO IS STOMPING HIM RELENTLESSLY. HARPER LEE IS BACK TO HER FEET, SO IT IS RULER WHO’S ATTENTION IS ON THE FALLEN DRUIDS THAT ARE NOW ON THE OUTSIDE AND THE OFFICIALS ARE ABLE TO PUT A NEW CHAIN TO LOCK THE CHAMBER!
Eve: Zariah is the fall guy here; he is the Crash Test Dummy and did his best to try and help Ruler but ended up costing him! Harper Lee though has been in this since the start, she is beaten up, as has TLA, but all six competitors are not into the Chamber and now it is about getting those eliminations!
(Harper is back up and she sees the fresh Roberto, grabbing him from behind and – )
(SLAP!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO JUST SWUNG AROUND WITH THAT BOOT AND HIT HARPER FLESH ON THE FACE WITH IT! EVIL SOCCER MOM IS STUNNED AND ROBERTO WITH THE TALON DE AGUILA ON HARPER AND SHE IS DOWN WITH THE SPEAR! RULER NOW GRABS ROBERTO AND HE KICKS RULER IN THE GUY AND –
Deadprez: THE CALLING CARD! WHAT A DEVASTATING JUMPING PILEDRIVER AND ROBERTO DE LA ROSA IS PICKING APART THE ENTIRE CHAMBER! HE … WAIT A SECOND…. What the hell is the Answers World Champion doing?
TLA: (Off Mic) Hey cabron!
(Roberto turns to TLA.)
Roberto De La Rosa: (Off Mic) You ready to die pendejo?
TLA: (Off Mic) Nah buey…. I just wanted to introduce you to my weapon chingon!
(Roberto looks confused.)
Eve: What is going on here, TLA has been in this chamber without a weapon all night? I don’t…. what is in his hands?
(TLA reaches into his tights and takes out a small remote control.)
Deadprez: Is that a remote?
Gavin Kirkland: OMG…. HE IS GOING TO BLOW US ALL UP!
(TLA smiles and hits the button, the fans are all stunned and looking around confused, even Roberto is confused and then suddenly.)
(BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
Deadprez: What the hell is that noise?
Gavin Kirkland: I might have pissed in my pants.
Eve: EAW Universe, please bear with us, we don’t know what is going on here, we are hearing a buzzing sound that is getting louder.
(Kelton and Bronson have regrouped and are helping each other up. Harper Lee is up as well trying to balance on the ropes, Ruler is shaking off the piledriver effects as he too is up listening to what is going on as everyone is confused.)
Deadprez: I don’t know what TLA is up to but I remember one year he brought in Steroid Dawg as his weapon, so I put nothing past him right now! I –
Eve: What the hell is that, Prez?
(The announcement team pauses as they see something hovering over the stadium and heading toward the chamber. The fans starts to see it and begin to cheer.)
Gavin Kirkland: Is that a DRONE painted in the Mexican Flag!?
Deadprez: IT IS A DRONE! But what is it –
(Roberto looks up and just laughs and then turns to TLA.)
Roberto De la Rosa: (Off Mic) You think we are in New jersey now, buey? Pinche marana –
(As the drone hovers over the chamber suddenly – )
#POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!#
Deadprez: THE DRONE IS SHOOTING PEPPER BALLS INTO THE CHAMBER AND EVERYONE IS GETTING HIT! TLA IS ASSAULTING THE WHOLE CHAMBER AND IT IS AIMED AT ROBERTO WHO IS GETTING PEPPERED BY THESE BALL AND LOOK AT HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS DOING THE SOMBRERO DANCE! PEPPER BALLS GETTING SHOT IN EVERYWHERE! HARPER DIVES INTO A CHAMBER TO AVOID GETTING HIT! KELTON AND BRONSON ARE COVER UP AND HELPING ONE ANOTHER!
Eve: ROBERTO IS GETTING HIT WITH THESE PEPPER BALLS AS –
Deadprez: SWAG SHOT AND ROBERTO GOES DOWN! TLA TURNS AROUND AND –
Gavin Kirkland: THE WILL OF NICHOLAS! RULER TOOK OUT TLA AND LOOK AT HIM, HE IS LIFTING TLA UP WITH HIS FOOT, WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, COULD THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BE THE FIRST ELIMINATED IN THE CHAMBER!?
Ruler: (Off Mic) It ends now.
Deadprez: RULER HAS HIM UP AND TLA LOOKS DONE AND –
TLA: (Off Mic) Orale.
(CLICK)
Deadprez: TLA JUST PRESSED A BUTTON ON THE REMOTE CONTROL AND A ROCKET SHOT FROMN THE DRONE!
#BOOM!#
Eve: WE JUST HAD AN EXPLOSION AS SOME SMALL ROCKET HIT RULER AND EXPLODED ON IMPACT! ALL WE SEE IS DUST!
Gavin Kirkland: HER TURNED RULER TO DUST!
(As the smoke clears Ruler is still up coughing and barely able to breathe as it was full of pepper spray, his eyes are watering, and Ruler is trying to get himself together – )
Deadprez: MEXICAN DESROYER!
Eve: TLA GOES FOR THE PINFALL!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: RULER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION! AND ROBERTO DE LA ROSA WASTES NO TIME AND HE IS BACK ON TLA! KICKING HIM WHILE HE IS TRYING TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET!
(The officials open the chamber door and help Ruler out, all the Druids are trying to recoup as their leader is escorted out, then suddenly they lift him up in the air and slowly walk to the back holding him up high.)
Eve: That is a scary site to see I tell you. The Druids are carrying out Ruler, their fallen leader as the officials close the cage and we are right back to the action. We have five wrestlers left and now we are getting down to who is tired, hurt and Roberto has the advantage.
Gavin Kirkland: The drone seems to be landing as TLA has lost the remote and Roberto has it, crashing it into the rampway and throwing the remote at TLA! He picks him up –
Eve: SPINING HEEL KICK BY BRONSON DANIELS ON ROBERTO DE LA ROSA! HE CAUGHT HIM FLUSH IN THE FACE AND HE IS DOWN! BUT HARPER IS BACK OUT OF THE CHAMBER WHEN SHE WAS HIDING FROM THE DRONE, GRABBING BRONSON FROM BEHIND AND ROLL UP!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Deadprez: JON KELTON RUNS UP AND BULLDOGS HARPER LEE RIGHT OFF PF BRONSON AND SHE IS DOWN! HE ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Deadprez: CARTEL EXECUTION! ROBERTO CAME FROM BEHIND ON KELTON AND HE HAS THE REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD LOCKED IN! KELTON IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT BUT TO NO AVAIL! HE IS STARTING TO FADE AND WE MIGHT SEE THE NEXT ELIMINATION RIGHT HERE!
Eve: DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO ROBERTO AND HE LET’S GO OF THE HOLD! BRONSON DANIELS SAVED HIS PARTNER AND HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT THAT STUNS BRONSON AND –
Gavin Kirkland: THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS BY HARPER LEE THAT TAKES TLA DOWN AND HARPER NOW STANDS TALL!
(The crowd boos as Harper Lee is the only one standing. An evil smile comes across her face as she goes to grab the huge, oversized Harley Quinn mallet with the spikes on one end and the bullseye on the other that she brought in earlier.)
Deadprez: This woman has nothing but evil intentions! She looks ready to take out everyone that is left int his match! And she has her eyes on Bronson Daniels that is still stunned, and SHE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES!
Eve: NO! HE DUCKS AND HARPER SWINGS SO HARD SHE SPINS AROUND AND CELESTIAL WHIRLWIND! THE PELE KICK TAKES HARPER DOWN BUT LOOK AT ROBERTO DE LA ROSA!
(Roberto reaches into his tights and has what seems to be a bottle of honey.)
Gavin Kirkland: THE HONEY GOAT!
Eve: What in the hell is he doing with a bottle of honey!?
Deadprez: He is pouring it on his wrist tape!? Wait a second!
(Roberto starts to pour out the glass shards from the Cowboy Boot and he rolls his fists with the honey poured all over it so that the glass sticks to the tape.)
Gavin Kirkland: Uh…. Roberto must’ve spent some time in Thailand!
Deadprez: His fists are covered in glass shard, and he still has the boot! Bronson turn around!
(SMACK!)
Eve: BRONSON IS HIT WITH THE BOOT AND HE IS STUNNED, AND NOW ROBERTO IS LASHING OUT WITH FISTS TO THE MIDSECTIONED AND EVERY SINGLE BLOW EXPLODES BRONSON’S FLESH! HE IS A BLOODY MESS AND HERE COMES JON KELTON –
Gavin Kirkland: SUPERMAN PUNCH BY ROBERTO AND HE JUST TOOK JON KELTON OUT! HIS FACE EXPLODED WITH THAT PUNCH AND ROBERTO TOOK OUT BOTH ELYSIUM AS ROBERTO WITH A BACKFIST KNOCKS BRONSON ON TOP OF JON KELTON AND BOTH OF THEIR SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
Deadprez: ROBERTO IS GOING TO DOUBLE ELIMINATE ELYSIUM! WHAT A COUP!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: NO! JON KELTON AND BRONSON DANIELS BOTH KICK OUT! ROBERTO CANNOT BELIEVE IT AND HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AT THE CHAMBER! HARPER IS GETTING BACK UP AND SHE GRABS THE HAMMER, SLOWLY USING IT TO HOIST HERSELF AND SEES WHAT IS HAPPENING AND INSTEAD ROLLS OUT OF THE RING.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee much as I can’t stand the Crazy Soccer Mom has definitely had a solid plan in this entire Chamber and why not everyone else kill themselves before she herself gets involved? Smart woman… but not sexy.
Eve: Roberto knows that he has Elysium right where he wants them, and is now crawling up the cage, and he is getting to the top of the chamber! He holds his fists up and looks ready to jump off using them as projectiles!
Deadprez: If he can pull this off, this might signal the end of Elysium in the Chamber! But wait –
(The crowd comes alive and starts cheering heavily as Roberto De La Rosa didn’t realize that TLA is climbing the Chamber too and he is getting on the same pod as Roberto is on.)
Crowd: TLA!!!!! TLA!!!!! TLA!!!!! TLA!!!! TLA!!!!!
Eve: TLA IS UP ON THE CHAMBER POD WITH ROBERTO AS HE TURNS AND TLA KLICKS HIM IN THE GUT! ROBERTO BUCKLES OVER BUT HE SLASHES AT TLA WITH A FIST AND IT CONNECTED! TLA TOOK A HUGE HIT AND LOOKS STUNNED! THEY ARE STARTING TO TRADE FISTS BUT ROBERTO’S ARE CUTTING TLA APART!
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS STAGGERING! BUT TLA WITH THE AR-15! THE LARIAT TAKES DOWN ROBERTO AND NOW TLA IS SIGNALING! HE IS SETTING UP FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! IF HE GETS THIS –
Deadprez: HE BREAKS OUT OF IT! ROBERTO WITH A BACK BODY DROP!
(THUD!)
Deadprez: TLA LANDS HARD AND NOW ROBERTO IS ON TOP OF HIM LAYING THOSE GLASS SHARD FISTS AND TLA IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY! HE IS HURT AND ROBERTO PICKS HIM! WAIT… ROBERTO IS SETTING UP TLA FOR A MEXICAN DESTROYER AS WELL! HE WANTS TO FINISH OFF TLA WITH HIS OWN FINISHER THAT ROBERTO HAS ADOPTED AND –
Eve: HEADBUTT TO THE CROTCH! ROBERTO BUCKLES AND NOW TLA HAS A HOLD OF HIM AND SPINS AROUND –
Gavin Kirkland: A VERY MEXICAN DESTROYER OFF THE CHAMBER AND THEY LAND ON THE MALLET OF HARPER LEE!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
Eve: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND HERE IS HARPER LEE SCRAMBLING ON TOP OF ROBERTO DE LA ROSA FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: ROBERTO DE LA ROSA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
(The crowd explodes as another elimination has occurred. Harper Lee smirks and rolls off Roberto just as TLA is getting back up, he can barely stand.)
Eve: TLA HAS TAKEN OUT ROBERTO AND HARPER LEE TOOK ADVANTAGE AND SHE PINNED AND ELIMINATED HIM AFTER THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION DID ALL THE WORK!
Gavin Kirkland: AGAIN, SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING A VERY SMART GAME! AND –
Deadprez: HAKAI ON TLA! JON KELTONM HIT TLA AS HE WAS GETTING UP0 WITH THE FINAL ATONEMENT AND BRONSONM FINISHED IT OFF WITH THE MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF! THAT CAME FROM NO WHERE AND KELTON JUMPS ON TLA FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS JUMPS ON KELTON FOR MORE ADDED PRESSURE!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL! HARPER LEE JUST JUMPED ON TOP OF KELTON AND DANIELS! CAN TLA KICK OUT OF A THREE PERSON PILE UP!!?!?!?!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: :lc:
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Deadprez: :damn:
Eve: :picard:
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Gina Romano: TLA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(The entire crowd is stunned as the Answers World Champion has been eliminated after sacrificing his own well-being for taking out Roberto De La Rosa.)
Deadprez: WE ARE ALL STUNNED! THE CROWD HERE IS IN SHOCK! THERE IS A SIELNCE THAT HAS COEM OVER THIS STADIUM AND TLA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT MEANS WE ARE GUARANTEED A BRAND NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT AND IT WILL BE EITHER JON KELTON, BRONSON DANIELS, OR HARPER LEE!
(The officials quickly rush in, they were already helping out Roberto out of the chamber, and now they are quickly trying to take out TLA too as the Chamber door is open and they are doing their best to clear the ring. )
Deadprez: I still cannot believe it. TLA has been eliminated and it took THREE Elitists to do it. It was a smart move, but now we have the final three!
(TLA is being helped out as he acknowledges the fans by raising his arm up. He gets a huge ovation.)
Crowd: TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: The fans are showing their love for TLA but back in the ring, Harper Lee is all alone, she looks at both Elysium members who are now huddled and know that this is it, they could be the final two, wrestling for the prestigious Answers World Championship, but what we do know is that one of them is coming out wearing it tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: Now Harper needs to be smart, she knows that this is going to be two on one, and she has been sneaky as hell the entire time, but it has come down to this! The final three and Soccer Mom is actually close to becoming a two-time World Champion!
Deadprez: It isn’t just that, Jon Kelton has been on a journey to one day hold that World title, and this could be the moment that he finishes the story! Or Bronson Daniels who was shunned from Dynasty, who blame himself for the mess it is now, to come to Showdown and become the Answers World Champion, everyone remembers he came close once and then fell off the Pirate Ship in Tampa Bay in front of an empty arena.
(Harper tries to circle the ring, as Elysium has separated to cover more ground, Jon finds the crown of thorns, and Harper picks up the mallet. Bronson finds his Milli Banks knuckles and puts them on too.)
Deadprez: We have a standoff, and this is for all the gold and JON KELTON CHARGES IN BUT HARPER THROWS THE MALLET AT JON HITTING AND STUNNING HIM FOR A SECOND! BRONSON COEMS IN AND HARPER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT BRONSON HOPS OFF THE ROPES WITH A LARIAT!
Eve: HARPER LEE IS DOWN AND SHE’S IN TROUBLE BECAUSE HERE COMES JON KELTON AND SHE IS GETTING UP AND HITS THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT! HARPER LEE IS DOWN AND BRONSON HOPS OFF THE ROPES WITH A LIONSAULT AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE KICKED OUT! BRONSON DANELS THOUGH RINS AGANST THE ROPES, JON KELTON LIFTS HIM UP AND MOONSAULT INTO A DRIVING FIST ON HARPER! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Eve: HARPER SOMEHOW FINDS A WAY TO SQUIRM OUT! ELYSIUM NEEDS TO DOUBLE TEAM HER AND THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING, JON WHIPS HER TO THE TURNBUCKLE AND DROPS TO ALL FOURS, BRONSON RUNS IN AND DIVES OFF KELTON ON HARPER –
(CRASH!)
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL! HARPER SIMPLY THREW HER ARMS IN THE AIR AND LIFTED BRONSON AND HE CRASHED INTO THE CHAMBER POD BREAKING THE PLEXIGLASS! BRONSON IS IN SHAMBLES INSIDE THE CHAMBER AND KELTON IS SHOCKED AT WHAT HAPPENED AND –
Gavin Kirkland: HOUSE OF BALLOONS ON KELTON! HARPER TOOK HIM OUT AND SHE GRABS HIS ARMS! SLEEPING OON THE FLOOR! THE CURB STOMP AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER ELIMINATION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: JON KELTON WAS ABLE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP! HARPER LEE SLAMS ON THE MAT BECAUSAE THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY BUT I DON’T THINK SHE GOT ALL OF IT AND SHE’S BEEN IN THERE SINCE THE START!
Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS SEEMS INCAPACITATED AT THE MOMENT! KELTON IS ON HIS OWN! HARPER HAS HIM DEAD TO RIGHTS! AS SHE WALKS OVER…. AND GRABS HER MALLET! SHE IS GOING TO FINISH THIS OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(Harper stands over Jon Kelton, raising it up in the air ready to crush him as he is trying to recover.)
Gavin Kirkland: Doesn’t look like Kelton is going to finish his story today and –
Eve: CHROME HEARTS! BRONSON WAS ABLE TO RECOVER FAST ENOUGH TO HIT THAT SPINNING BACK KICK ON HARPER LEE AND KNOCK HER OFF HER FEET! BRONSON IS HURT BUT HE GRABS HARPER! AND –
Deadprez: LOW BLOW! THE PUGNACIOUS HARPER LEE IS FINDING WAYS TO SURVIVE! AS A LOW BLOW HAS STOPPED BRONSON DANIELS IN HIS TRACK!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAGON FIST! SHE HAS JUST WALLOPED BRONSON AND HE HAS FALLEN AND NOW HARPER GRABS THE MALLET! OH, SHE IS GETTING GOOD WITH THAT! AND WITH THE SPIKE SIDE IN, SHE IS GOING TO KILL BRONSON DANIELS!
Eve: HE IS A BLOODY MESS AND SLOWLY IS ON HIS KNEES LOOKING UP AT HARPER BARELY CONSIOUS.
Harper Lee: (Off Mic) I hate you.
Bronson Daniels: (Off Mic) Fuck you vanilla bitch.
Harper Lee: (Off Mic) HOW RUDE!
(She reels back with all of her strength and – )
(SLAM!!!!!!)
Deadprez: JON KELTON JUST JUMPED IN FRONT OF IT! HE TOOK THE BLOW AND SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR BRONSON DANIELS AND MY GAWD! HE IS BLEEDING FROM HIS HEAD! HE COULD HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: HY WOULD HE DO THAT!? WHY!?
Eve: BROTHERS IN ARMS!
(Kelton drops like a sack of potatoes much to the horror of Bronson Daniels as he tries to help but he can’t, barely crawling, reaching out for his partner as Harper Lee grabs his arms.)
Bronson Daniels: (Off Mic) DON’T DO IT! PLEASE!
Deadprez: SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! SHE HAS JUST SLAMMED JON KELTON ON THE GROUND AGAIN AND HARPER LEE LAYS ON HIM FOR THE COVER!
(Harper glares at Bronson with devilish eyes.)
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
Deadprez: The concern here is for Jon Kelton right now, he took a huge hit to the head and those spikes rammed into his skull. He sacrificed himself for Bronson Daniels, his tag team partner and friend.
(The chamber door opens and suddenly a rush of officials come to his aid as Harper sits cross legged glaring at Bronson with the mallet in hand and a smile on her face.)
Eve: Harper Lee after a couple of losses earlier in the season has been at her very best. I have never seen this woman so dialed in and focused as I have now. She id determined to walk out of here as the Answers World Champion and is there anyone that can doubt her?
Gavin Kirkland: No. I don’t think she is Soccer Mom anymore, she is Evil beyond comprehension and the kind that fools you with that face. The medical team is helping Kelton out of the Chamber and to the back, I will not be surprised if he is in an ambulance and heading to the hospital before this match is over.
(Bronson is trying to pick himself back up as the crowd starts to chant.)
Crowd: BRONSON!!!! BRONSON!!!!! BRONSON!!!!! BRONSON!!!!!
Deadprez: WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO AND EITHER HARPER LEE OR BRONSON DANIELS IS GOING TO WALK OUT AS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT! LISTEN TO THE THUNDEROUS CROWD!
(The crowd is deafening, as Bronson Daniels is almost to his feet and Harper is now back up as well, she smirks, and starts pacing around him with the mallet while Bronson looks down at the knucks with Milli Banks name on it and kisses them both.)
Crowd: LET’S GO BRONSON! HARPER SUCKS! LET’S GO BRONSON! HARPER SUCKS! LET’S GO BRONSON! HARPER SUCKS!
Deadprez: They are beaten, bloody and bruised, these two have been through hell and back already in this match and now this is it. The last two, one will walk out as a World Champion for the second time, one will not.
Eve: AND HARPER SWINGS THE MALLET BUT BRONSON DANIELS DUCKS, HE TURNS TO THE SIDE AND SHE LOOKS RIGHT IN THE FACE AS HE SWINGS AND TRIES TO BREAK HER JAW BUT SHE IS ABLE TO MOVE AND CAUSE IT TO MISS, BUT RONSON KNOCKS THE MALLET OUT OF HER HANDS!
Gavin Kirkland: BRONSON TRIES TO GET IT, BUT SHE KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD CAUSING BRONSON TO FALL BACK! AND HARPER CATCHED HIM WITH UNTIL DAWN! OUT OF THE RING AND ON TO THE STEEL FLOOR! BRONSON DANIELS ARCHES IN PAIN!
(Harper Lee just smiles and climbs to the top of the ropes, and she has something in her hand.)
Deadprez: That is Jon Kelton’s Crown of Steel Thorns that he dropped earlier, and she is putting it through her leg and on her knee! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WOMAN DOING BRUH! SHE IS GOING TO KILL BRONSON DANIELS LIKE SHE ALMOST DID HIS PARTNER! HARPER LEE IS ON A WHOLE ANOTHER LEVEL AND SHE LEAPS OFF!
Eve: BRONSON DANIELS WAS JUST ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! BUT WAIT! THOSE SPIKES ARE STUCK IN THE STEEL STRUCTURE! SHE IS TRYING TO GET HER LEG UP AND HERE COEMS BRONSON!
Gavin Kirkland: BATMAN PUNCH WITH THE MILLI KNUCKLES! HARPER LEE IS DAZES AND BRONSON IS BEATING HER SOME MORE WITH THEM!
(Bronson is laying in punches left and right, while Harper is taking them. She is bleeding from the mouth and nose now but was able to get her leg out as Bronson grabs her by the hair and throws her into the ring.)
Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS HAS PUMMELED HARPER LEE AND HE PICKS HER UP, HARPER CAN’T BARELY DO ANYTHING! SVAGE MODE! HE TOOK HARPER DOWN AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: HARPER GETS HER SHOULDER UP! HARPER WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT! BRONSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT BUT HE DOESN’T STOP AND IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HE IS SCRAMBLINF FOR ANYTHING AND GOES TO GRAB THE COWBOY BOOT ROBERTO BROUGHT IN AND RUNS AT HARPER WHO IS SLOWLY GETTING UP AND BATMAN PUNCH –
Deadprez: NO! HARPER JUST THREW PEPPER BALL DUST FROM EARLIER IN BRONSON’S EYES BLINDING HIM! HARPER SCREAMS AND RUNS AT BRONSON!
Deadprez: THE LONELY STAR! HARPER WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: I can’t believe this!
Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS KICKS OUT! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE KICKS OUT AND HARPER IS SCREAMIGN IN ANGER!
(Harper slams the mat and screams before looking around and seeing the crown and ripping it from the steel floor, she places it on the front of the ropes directly where she wants the landing.)
Deadprez: WHAT IS THIS WOMAN DOING!?
(Harper proceeds by picking up Bronson by the hair, she lifts him to the top rope.)
Eve: SHE IS GOING FOR THE DIRTY FIREWORKS! SHE HAS EVERY INTENITON OF HITTING THIS AND FINISHING IT OFF WITH THE JOURNEY’S END!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY ARE AT THE TOP AND HARPER SWINGS AND TAKES BRONSON WITH HER!
Eve: NO! BRONSON HUNG ON AND HARPER LANDED FLAT ON THE COWN OF THORNS THAT JON KELTON BROUGHT IN! SHE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE EMBEDDED HERSELF IN IT AND BRONSON LOOKS DOWN, BUT THEN HE LOOKS UP!
(The crowd screams as he looks up at the top of the chamber pod and hops on there.)
Deadprez: HARPER LEE IS IN TROUBLE ANND BRONSON ONCE AGAIN BARELY ABLE TO STAND KISSES THE MILLI BANKS KNUCKS ON LAST TIME!
Eve: What is he going to do!?
Gavin Kirkland: ALL OR NOTHING!
(Bronson nods as the fans are on their feet)
Deadprez: THE LEAP OF FAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: AND HE CONNECTS! BRONSON DANIELS LIES ON HARPER WHO JUST HAD THAT CROWN EMBEDDED FURTHGER ITNO HER BACK AS THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!!)
(The Stadium is at their feet as the sound levels are through the roof.)
Gina Romano: TRHE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“My War” by Shinsei Kamattechan starst to play as Bronson Daniels rolls off Harper as the Chamber quickly opens officials and medics rush in as Harper needs some attention. Bronson Daniels realizes what happened leaning against the ropes as the referee hands him the Answers World Championship.)
Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS DID IT! HE CAME INTO THE CHAMBER AND BECAME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE FEAT WE SAW HERE TONIGHT AND IT WAS THE NIGHT THAT BRONSON PARTED THE SKIES AND LET THE SHINE OF CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD GIVE US ONE MORE TIME A DAY OF WARMTH!
Eve: THE TRIALS AND THE TRIBULATIONS! WHAT HAPPENED ON DYNASTY THAT SHATTERED HIM! KENNEDY STREET MASDE IT A PRIORITY TO DRAFT HIM ON SHOWDOWN AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: WE CANNOT FORGET WHAT WE SAW HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE FROM RULER, TO ROBERTO DE LA ROSA, JON KELTON, THE FORMER WOLD CHAMPION, TLA, AND HARPER LEE, THEY LEFT THEIR HEARTS IN THE RING! EVEN I FIND HARPER SEXY NOW!
(Bronson is slowly being held up by the referee as he can barely stand, finally hoisting the Answers World Championship above his head. The medical staff are escorting Harper out who is in bad shape, but she turns to look what is in the ring and her eyes are on the prize.)
Eve: We saw a brotherhood in Jon Kelton and Bronson Daniels, as Kelton sacrificed himself for his partner and we are told that he indeed in medical right now. We witnessed the power of Ruler, the ruthlessness of Roberto De La Rosa and the rise of Harper Lee to a version of this woman that we have never seen before.
Deadprez: And then TLA. My hats are off to that man for carrying this brand on his back and always being one of the greatest but three on one is tough odds to come by! But this is the era of Bronson Daniels now!
(The crowd continues to cheer as Bronson drops to his knees. The fireworks go off as he starts to get tears in his eyes staring at the championship.)
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels is our New World Champion! What a way to continue Night two! And –
(“I Rise” by Cody Marks starts to play throughout the arena as the fans are shocked and they stand on their feet.)
Eve: OH, COME ON NOT NOW! IT IS DONOVAN DUKE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE IS WALKING DOWN WITH PURPOSE WITH THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE IN HAND!
(The crowd is actually booing, some cheer and others in shock as Donovan gets to the steps of the Chamber and grabs one of the referees before he enters the Steel Chamber. Bronson is on his knees and can barely get up facing Donvan.)
Deadprez: IS HE REALLY GOING TO CASH IN!? WE SAW DONOVAN IN THE MATCH BERFORE WRESTLE THIRTY MINUTES AND HE WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE RESULTS. THE TWO MEN ARE STARING AT ONE ANOTHER!
(It seems like Donovan has nothing to say but Bronson holds on to the title knowing he is in no condition to fight. But just then Donovan Duke extends his hand much to the surprise of the fans as they begin to cheer.)
Eve: Donovan Duke is out here to congratulate Bronson Daniels! He is out here to tell him that his time will be limited! I love this move by Donovan Duke! He is a class act!
(Bronson takes his hand as they shake and then hug. The fans go crazy in attendance and Donovan races Bronson’s arm and points at him.)
Deadprez: What an incredible scene! Donovan Duke is giving props to the new Answers World Champion! He respects the game, and Bronson now knows that sooner or later Donovan Duke will be cashing in!
(They continue to celebrate as the scene fades into -)
(SMASH!!!!)
Deadprez: OH, DAMN IT NO! DONOVAN DUKE JUST SLAMMED THE BRIEFCASE INTO THE FACE OF BRONSON DANIELS! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
(The crowd is shocked as Donovan Duke looks down at Bronson Daniels who is down and holds the briefcase when suddenly – )
(SMASH!!!!)
(SMASH!!!!)
(SMASH!!!!)
(SMASH!!!!)
(SMASH!!!!)
(SMASH!!!!)
(SMASH!!!!)
Eve: WHY DONOVAN, WHY!? DAMN IT DONOVAN! HE WAS A MAN YOU RESPECTED!
Gavin Kirkland: HE JUST SLAMMED THE BRIEFCASE ON HIM SEVEN TIMES! TALK ABOUT A STATEMENT! LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN!
(Donovan Duke looks at the referee and the dented briefcase is handed to him; Donovan slaps it and points to the ringside table and bell. The referee nods quickly and walks over to Gina Romano between the chamber walls.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT DONOVAN DUKE IS CASHING IN HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE THEREFORE THIS MATCH IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The referee calls for the bell.)
(DING!!!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!!)
Deadprez: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! DONOAVN DUKE PICKS UP BRONSON DANIELS AND RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! DONOVAN DOESN’T STOP, HE PICKS HIM BACK UP AND RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX AGAIN! DONOVAN DUKE PICKS HIM UP ONE MORE TIME AND RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX AGAIN!
(The crowd starts to cheer as Milli Banks runs down from the back, she gets to the chamber and screams at Bronson to fight.)
Eve: I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAS OVERCOME THIS MAN BUT HE IS DESTROYING BRONSON DANIELS AND NOW HE HAS HIM UP LOOKING AT MILLI, BRONSON HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL, HE CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE! HE JUST CAN’T!
Gavin Kirkland: HE PICKS UP BRONSON AND…. THE ROYAL FLUSH! THAT IS IT! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: BRONSON DANIELS STILL HAS LIFE IN HIM! HE KICKED OUT! DONOVAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT BUT HE PICKS HIM BACK UP AND BRONSON SPILLS FROM BEHINF INHTO A SCHOOL BOY!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: BRONSON RETAINS!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOO! DONOVAN DUKE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND ANDS HE GETS UP AND –
Eve: MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!
Deadprez: NOOOO! DONOVAN DUKE MISSED AND BRONSON TURNS RIGHT INTO THE DUKE OF HAZARD! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
(Donovan Duke doesn’t cover Bronson, instead he turns to Milli taking off the knucks with her name on them off Bronson’s hands and throwing them on her before he grabs Bronson.)
Deadprez: NOT LIKE THIS! DOINOVAN LOCKS IN THE EYE OF THE STORM! HE HAS THE GRAPEVINE DRAGON SLEEPER LOCKED IN AND BRONSON HAS NO WHERE TO GO!
(Milli can be seen almost sobbing as she screams for Bronson to break out, but he is fading fast. Donovan has an intense look in his eyes as he wrenches back.)
Donovan Duke: (Off Mic) ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Crowd: BRONSON!!!! BRONSON!!!! BRONSON!!!! BRONSON!!!!
Deadprez: HE HAS IT LOCKED AND BRONSON HAS GONE LIMP!
(The referee raises the arm and checks Bronson until it drops.)
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(DING!!!! DING!!!!! DING!!!!!!)
(The air and excitement of the crowd was sucked right out as “Rise” by Cody Mack starts t play throughout the arena.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… DONOVAN DUKE!!!!!
(Donovan Duke rips the title from the hands of the referee as he raises it high in the air. He knows that he is finally a World Champion. He holds the title tight around his chest as the fans boo. Milli Banks rushes the ring and goes right to a battered and beaten Bronson Daniels who is not moving, the medical staff and officials quickly rush in to attend him.)
Deadprez: DONOVAN DUKE IS THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND I THOUGH WE WERE GOING TO SEE A SPECIAL BOND HERE BUT DONOVAN DUKE MADE HIS BED AND NOW HE HOLDS HIS FIRST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Eve: We may not like it, but he is the World Champion now and Donovan Duke did EARN this, no one can take this away from him, he is the NEW Answers World Champion!
(The medical staff and Milli continue to check on Bronson as Donovan Duke steps on the ropes and holds up the title, the Chamber starts to rise as the fireworks go off while the mixed reaction of the crowd doesn’t bother Donovan.)
Deadprez: A lot of chaos to being Road to redemption and we still have a long way to go. We will be back, but congratulations to Donovan Duke!
Gavin Kirkland: Is it bad that Bronson was world champion about as long as I have had a girlfriend?
(The final scene is the medical staff helping Bronson with his girlfriend, Milli Banks while Donovan Duke continues to celebrate.)
(The camera fades to the next match graphic.)
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(The camera opens and looks over a very full ring as Bella Braxton raises her microphone from the timekeepers area)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest… IS THE EXTREME ENIGMA MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYALE MATCH!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Bella Braxton: The competitors are already inside the ring, and when they are thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the ground, they are eliminated!
Stew-O: Hello everyone and it is that time again at EAW’s Road to Redemption where we will see a large group of up and coming talent in EAW fight for a chance to prove they are the next big thing in this company!
Gavin Kirkland: This is a gathering of some of the best young talent in the industry… AND SOME OF THE MOST GORGEOUS LADIES YOU WILL FIND! There is no where else I would rather be than sat right here watching this match! Glad to be here with you Stew-O!
Persephone: Well i don’t give a damn about anyone as long as it’s Luis who wins the match. And when he does, he’ll sweep me off my feet and carry me off to the wondrous riches and lavish life we deserve together!
Stew-O: Well whatever the outcome, the winner of this match will most certainly have big things on the horizon as we head into 2025!
(The camera pans over the competitors already in the ring, waiting on the bell. Brianna Hill and Luis De La Rosa exchange glances as TJ Alexander stretches an arm in the corner. Ashlynn Quinn gives a judging look around her competition. Kirk Redwood leans back in a corner, evaluating his targets as Mia Santoro rocks back and forth on her feet with anticipation. Clayton M Golde shakes himself loose, taking a step in front of a mindful Saori Aizen. Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko whisper amongst themselves, their eyes fixed on Candice Blair and Selina Reyes. Corey Hale pulls against the ropes to loosen up, almost bumping into Nejari Young who is pacing back and forth. Effy McAvoy shakes her head as Jay Starr adjusts his gear. Chiyo Gedo looks ready to go, and Raeangel Guzman appears to be trying to psyche herself up. The referees check amongst each other on the outside before signaling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND WE ARE OFF! THE BELL RINGS AND THE ANNUAL EXTREME ENIGMA BATTLE ROYALE HAS BEGUN! AND IT IS INSTANT CHAOS INSIDE THE RING! WITHOUT HESITATION WE HAVE BRAWLS BREAKING OUT IN EVERY SQUARE FOOT OF THE RING! COREY HALE IS LOCKING UP WITH CLAYTON M. GOLDE! KIRK REDWOOD HITS MIA SANTORO FROM BEHIND! TJ ALEXANDER RUSHES RIGHT AT ASHLYNN QUINN WHO STOPS HIM WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE GUT! BRIANNA HILL AND RAEANGEL GUZMAN EXCHANGING BLOWS IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL! LUIS DE LA ROSA GRABS CHIYO GEDO AND TRIES TO GO TOWARDS THE ROPES! DAMIEN KUTCHER AND AKARI KIYOKO DOUBLE TEAM CANDICE BLAIR! BUT SELINA REYES IS RIGHT THERE TO TRY AND HELP! SAORI AIZEN IS TIED UP WITH JAY STARR! AND NEJARI YOUNG IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH A FOREARM FROM EFFY MCAVOY!
Persephone: YOU CAN DO IT LUIS! THAT’S MY MAN! YOU WILL WIN AND WE WILL CELEBRATE TONIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t really care who wins as long as they are either from Showdown or one of the many gorgeous ladies in this match! What a beautiful sight! The stunning vision that is Ashlynn Quinn! The royal glory of Candice Blair! The firm yet pillowy ass of Brianna Hill! And so many more! How can any man pick a single favorite amongst a cornucopia of wonder?
Stew-O: Jeez… this is gonna be my life for a bit, huh?
Persephone: What was that?
Stew-O: Jay Starr trying to get out of the gates quickly by targeting Saori Aizen! The two were battling for positioning but Jay is forcing Saori now into a corner! He pushes away and begins to throw kicks to the stomach of Aizen! One! Two! Three! Four boots to the midsection and now— JAY STARR GOING FOR THE EARLY ELIMINATION! HE REACHES DOWN AND GETS AN ARM UNDER SAORI’S LEG! TRYING TO DUMP AIZEN OVER THE TOP ROPE! SAORI COULD BE IN TROUBLE! OH! BUT AIZEN COUNTERING NOW WITH AN ELBOW TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! AND ANOTHER! STARR IS FORCED TO RELENT AND HE DROPS AIZEN! Starr begins to now check his head where those elbows landed as Saori now works to get back into the early stages of this contest!
Gavin Kirkland: Ashlynn Quinn is in full control right now over TJ Alexander. Miss Voltage has him in a rear face lock and applying pressure! Looking to establish something now besides the tension in my pants! She switches over and transitions to a hip toss takedown! OH BUT TJ ALEXANDER COUNTERS! WHEN ASHLYNN SLIPPED OVER HE GRABBED HER FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS HER UP! HE PLANTS HER WITH THE BACK BODY DROP! NO! DON’T HURT THE BEAUTY QUEEN! TJ STARTS DROPPING PUNCHES ONTO THE PERFECT FACE OF ASHLYNN! PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR ASSETS!
Persephone: LUIS IS GOING TO ELIMINATE CHIYO GEDO! Luis perfectly and sexily delivering hammerfists to the back of Gedo’s head and now pressing them against the ropes! BIG CLOTHESLINE TO SEND CHIYO GEDO TO THE OUTSIDE— NOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: GEDO DUCKS IT AND LUIS MISSES! CHIYO GEDO GOES UNDERNEATH AND TOSSES LUIS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SHOULDER LIFT! LUIS IS ELIMINATED!
Persephone: HE LANDED ON THE APRON! LUIS SURVIVES! HE GRABS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HOLDS ON THERE! OH MY HEART!
Stew-O: Clayton M. Golde and Corey Hale still battling for control in the far corner of the ring! Both of them trying to find a way to get an early lead in this contest of survival! Clayton tries to shove Corey but Corey turns through for a rear waist lock! Corey goes now for a German suplex! But Clayton hooks his foot on Corey’s leg to block it! Just jockeying for position here! Corey goes for the suplex again— BUT CLAYTON PICKS HIS FOOT AND TRIPS HIM UP! HE TAKES HALE DOWN AND NOW TRIES TO GET HIM IN POSITION FOR SOMETHING! GOLDE GRABBING THE ROPES TO BALANCE AND NOW STOMPING INTO THE CHEST OF HALE! CLAYTON TRYING TO WEAR COREY DOWN! USING A VICIOUS FORCE WITH EVERY STRIKE THAT HE DELIVERS TO HIS TARGET!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK! DAMIEN KUTCHER AND AKARI KIYOKO HAVE CANDICE ALREADY OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE APRON! THEY’RE TRYING TO TARGET PRINCESS CANDICE AND TAKE HER OUT OF THIS ONE EARLY!
Persephone: WHO CARES? I get enough of them doing this shit on Voltage every week. I’m supposed to see different things at these shows! Like Luis getting his big moment!
Gavin Kirkland: I may be from Showdown, but I will not stand idly by while a beauty is attacked by these two bullies! I am Gavin Kirkland! Supporter of beautiful women!
(Gavin begins to stand up and remove his headset before a thud is heard as Stew-O pulls him back into his chair.)
Stew-O: I don’t know where you think you’re going but you wouldn’t survive ten seconds.
Persephone: Sit your horny ass back down.
Stew-O: But Candice still gets the help she needs! Selina Reyes from behind with a clubbing blow to Akari Kiyoko! Akari is stunned and that gives Candice the chance she needs to deliver a shoulder into Damien Kutcher’s stomach! Selina is brawling with Akari while Candice— CANDICE BLAIR WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO DAMIEN KUTCHER! A RISKY MANEUVER IN A BATTLE ROYALE BUT IT PAYS OFF AS BLAIR TAKES KUTCHER DOWN! CANDICE BLAIR IS RECOVERING FROM THAT DOUBLE TEAM SHE WAS FACING AND NOW THE ODDS HAVE BEEN EVENED AND ITS HARD NOT TO LIKE HER CHANCES! AND SELINA NOW WITH ELBOWS DROPPING ONTO THE BACK OF AKARI’S NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: And speaking of sexy woman action!
Stew-O: “Supporter of women” he says…
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna Hill is taking it to her former stablemate! She has Raeangel Guzman reeling as she unleashes! Shot after shot connecting and Brianna is showing full domination! Guzman tried to get some form of a defense up— BUT A FRONT KICK RIGHT TO THE NOSE BREAKS ANY SHOT AT COVERING UP! BRIANNA HILL STAKING HER CLAIM RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! SHE FINALLY SHOVES GUZMAN BACK AND TAKES HER DOWN BY FOLLOWING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! GUZMAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT PLANET SHE IS ON RIGHT NOW AS HILL HAS FULL CONTROL! BRIANNA LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG! SHE PULLS RAEANGEL UP! LOOKING TO MAKE HER MARK—
Persephone: CANADIAN DESTROYER!
Stew-O: Hill plants Guzman with that Canadian Destroyer to continue breaking down her former teammate! Blood may be thicker than water but La Familia is clearly dead to Brianna! She takes a fist full of Guzman’s hair and pulls her up to her feet! Shoving Guzman back into the corner, Brianna now starts laying her shoulder directly into the midsection of Raeangel! Almost cutting her in half with the force of it! Finally Hill begins to pull back, and now she places a boot into Guzman’s chest and neck and holds onto the rope! Using it to drive herself in deeper and apply pressure! Guzman is hurting— BUT GUZMAN PUNCHES THE LEG OF BRIANNA HILL AWAY AND MANAGES TO GET TO THE SIDE! HILL IS CAUGHT WITH A LEG IN YHE ROPES NOW AND GUZMAN GETTING ON THE OFFENSIVE! SHE TURNS HILL AROUND AND STARTS FIRING SHOTS!
Gavin Kirkland: Raeangel Guzman is laying into Brianna Hill! Forearm shots right to the face and Brianna is fully stunned! BUT A SURPRISE ATTACK FROM BEHIND! KIRK REDWOOD BLASTING GUZMAN WITH A RUNNING ELBOW AND SHE SLUMPS AGAINST THE ROPES! REDWOOD LOOKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF AS HE NOW TRIES TO DUMP GUZMAN OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT HERE COMES MIA SANTORO! CLEARLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE CHEAP SHOT EARLIER! SHE IS TARGETING KIRK REDWOOD DIRECTLY AND TEARING INTO HIM! STRAIGHT PUNCHES TO THE FACE AND GETTING REDWOOD AGAINST THE ROPES! PUNCHING OVER AND OVER!
Crowd: (Off Mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
(*SLAP*)
Persephone: AND SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HERE COMES BRIANNA HILL FROM BEHIND! SHE RUSHES IN AND GRABS MIA BY THE NECK TO TOSS HER OVER THE ROPE! MIA SANTORO GRABBING WILDLY! BUT SHE FALLS!
Stew-O: NO! SHE JUST MANAGES TO SAVE HERSELF BY GRASPING ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Persephone: Not as impressive as when Luis did it but whatever…
Stew-O: BUT LOOK OVER TO THE LEFT! NEJARI YOUNG WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE— BUT EFFY MCAVOY DUCKS IT! EFFY TURNS AROUND! BIG LIFTING KNEE CONNECTS WITH YOUNG’S JAW! NEJARI IS STUMBLED BACKWARDS AND EFFY IS ON THE ATTACK! PUSHING AND STRIKING TO KEEP CONTROL! She has Nejari Young on his heels and reeling! Effy moves in— LEAPS UP FOR A HURRICANRANA!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT YOUNG COUNTERS! HE GRABS AHOLD OF EFFY AND HOISTS HER UP! POWERBOMB POSITION! YOUNG PLANTS MCAVOY INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB! AND HE MAINTAINS CONTROL! HE HAS HER BACK UP INTO THE SAME POSITION! AND NOW LOOKING TO TOSS EFFY OVER THE TOP ROPE! A POWERBOMB STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE! Effy fighting back! Trying to stay in this matchup! She lays punches down into the top of Young’s head! But it’s not use! He lifts her up! EFFY MCAVOY IS POWERBOMBED TO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: BUT SHE HELD ONTO HIM WITH HER LEGS! EFFY WITH A HURRICANRANA GRIP! SHE SWINGS OUT TO THE APRON AND PULLS NEJARI YOUNG WITH HER! BOTH OF THEM ARE STUCK ON THE APRON NOW! A DANGEROUS SPOT IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! BOTH ARE ON THEIR BACKS BUT EFFY NOW WITH THRUST KICKS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF YOUNG! TRYING TO GET HIM TO FALL! NEJARI TIES HIS LEGS AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE! DOING HIS BEST TO SURVIVE AND HOLD ON!
Stew-O: Effy tried what she could but Young has a death grip on that rope! Not giving up his chance to win! Effy rolls back underneath the bottom rope now! She movies to her feet— BUT IS MET SWIFTLY BY A KICK FROM CHIYO GEDO! GEDO STUNS EFFY AND NOW GRABS HER IN A REAR WAISTLOCK POSITION! LIFTING HER UP! AND SMASHING HER WITH A BIG SIDEWALK SLAM! GEDO TAKING ADVANTAGE OF EFFY WHO JUST SURVIVED NEAR ELIMINATION! HE DROPS DOWN AND BEGINS TO RAIN DOWN PUNCHES!! TRYING TO WEAR MCAVOY OUT AND MAKE THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THIS BATTLE ROYALE!
Persephone: And in the back we still have Damien Kutcher brawling with Candice Blair while Selina Reyes is targeting Akari Kiyoko!
Stew-O: Candice seems to have control over Damien and Selina is driving knees into a hunched over Akari! Kutcher looking for some reprieve but not finding it as the known Princess continues her assault! Akari Kiyoko is at risk of being knocked out from a liver shot if he takes many more of these knees! OH! AKARI MANAGES TO SHOVE SELINA AWAY! REYES BOUNDS BACK! RIGHT INTO A MULE KICK FROM GEDO! SELINA REYES IS KNOCKED TO THE MAT! AND NOW KIYOKO TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO CANDICE BLAIR! HE RUSHES IN FROM THE SIDE AND BLASTS CANDICE INTO THE ROPES! AKARI FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT FLOORS CANDICE! And now look at what we have! Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko standing over Candice Blair and pulling her up by a fistful of hair! Both men pull her in and grin at each other! They hoist her up— DOUBLE POWERBOMB! CANDICE JUST BOUNCED OFF THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Can we get a slow motion replay of that? Did the boons bounce with her?
Persephone: With that much silicone it should stay firm in place but who knows with whatever cheap ass doctor this slut went to.
Stew-O: And Jay Starr now starting to press against the still rocked Kirk Redwood! He grabs him by the wrist and send him running with an Irish whip! Redwood bounces back— AND STARR WITH A LIFTING KNEE FLIPS REDWOOD OVER TO THE MAT! STARR LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! HE HITS THE ROPES AND SPRINGS TO THE SECOND ROPE! AND HE FALLS BACK WITH A SPRINGBOARD ELBOW RIGHT TO THE HEART! REDWOOD IS HURTING AND JAY STARR IS LOOKING TO STAKE HIS CLAIM FOR GLORY HERE RIGHT NOW! HE ROLLS OVER AND LOOKS TO REPEAT THE PROCESS! STARR RUSHES UP AND LEAPS TO THE SECOND ROPE AGAIN! BIG GAMBLE TO TAKE HERE! SPRINGBOARD ELBOW AGAIN!!
Persephone: MISTAKE!
Stew-O: KIRK REDWOOD SPRINGS UP AND GRABS STARR OUT OF THE AIR! BRINGING HIM DOWN HARD WITH A BACKBREAKER! STARR RECOILS IN PAIN AS REDWOOD STARTS TO GET BACK INTO THIS! Kirk Redwood now grabbing Jay by the head! Pulling him up and looking to do more damage to that back! Start is still reeling from the surprise backbreaker! And Redwood now planting Jay Starr with a snap suplex! Redwood now! He rolls through and pulls Starr up into a camel clutch! Torquing on the spine! Looking to maximize the damage done! Redwood just lavishing in the pain he implements! He finally releases the hold and starts to drop forearms into Starr!
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Clayton M. Golde is trying to get back into the action! He grabs Saori Aizen by the shoulder and turns her around! SMASHING UPPERCUT TO THE FACE! SAORI AIZEN TURNS AROUND AND CLOCKS GOLDE IN THE JAW! SHE UNLEASHES A FLURRY OF STRIKES AND LOOKS TO BREAK DOWN GOLDE AND TAKE HIM OUT! SHE SHOVES CLAYTON INTO THE ROPES AND THROWS A DROPKICK AS HE BOUNDS BACK!
Stew-O: BUT GOLDE GRABS THE ROPES TO HOLD HIMSELF BACK! AIZEN HITS THE MAT AND AS SHE POPS BACK UP, GOLDE RUSHES IN WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE CHEST! STOMPING A HOLE INTO THE MIDSECTION OF SAORI AIZEN NOW! HE GRABS HER! CLAYTON GOLDE PULLING AIZEN UP TO HER FEET AND RUNNING HER FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE LAUNCHES HER OVER THE TOP!
Persephone: AND SHE MISSES THE APRON! BYE BYE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE KEEPS A GRIP ON THE TOP ROPE! SAORI IS DANGLING THERE! Golde sees this too! He’s lining something up! Aizen just barely gets her feet back onto the ring apron— AND HERE COMES GOLDE! DROP KICK BETWEEN THE SECOND AND BOTTOM ROPE! TAKING SAORI’S LEGS OUT!
Stew-O: BUT SAORI SPLITS HER LEGS AT THE LAST SECOND! GOLDE CRASHES AND GETS TIED UP IN THE ROPES! Saori sees him! She grabs the top rope— AND FLINGS HERSELF OVER LANDING A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO CLAYTON’S CHEST!
Persephone: LOOK! LUIS IS GOING TO ELIMINATE MIA SANTORO! Ugh! I wish it was me he was touching like that…
Stew-O: He’s beating her down.
Persephone: WELL OBVIOUSLY HE WOULD BE MORE GENTLE WITH ME! STEW-PID!
Stew-O: I don’t get paid enough for this. But Luis De La Rosa now trying to eliminate Mia Santoro! He’s throwing punches and knees to Santoro’s stomach as he wears her down! And now he moves in— CLOTHESLINE TO SEND MIA OVER THE TOP! NO! MIA SLIPS UNDERNEATH! AND SHE COUNTERS WITH A BICYCLE KICK THAT CATCHES LUIS IN THE MOUTH! LUIS DE LA ROSA IS STUNNED!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MIA HAS NO TIME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! SHE IS GRABBED FROM BEHIND BY TJ ALEXANDER WHO JOISTS HER UP AND TOSSES HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT MIA BACKFLIPS THROUGH AND LANDS ON HER FEET! WHAT ATHLETICISM! SHE LANDS IMMEDIATELY POUNCES BACK ON THE ATTACK! SHE DRIVES ALEXANDER’S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG FROM BEHIND! Mia Santoro finally has a moment to breathe! She turns through and tries to get Alexander back up to his feet! But TJ fighting back against her! BUT SANTORO FOLLOWS WITH A ROTATING KNEE TO THE SKULL! SHE KNOCKS ALEXANDER BACK TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Moving on… Luis has shaken off that CHEAP SHOT from Santoro and has chosen his next target and is going to shake this entire match up right here!
Stew-o: Luis moving over and delivering a clubbing blow to the spine of Brianna Hill! She is knocked down to her knees and De La Rosa trying to make the most of this moment! He pulls Brianna up to her feet and runs her towards the corner! BUT BRIANNA TWISTS THROUGH AND TURNS THE MOMENTUM ON LUIS WHO IS NOW SENT SMASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES CHEST FIRST! BRIANNA HILL MOVES IN QUICKLY AND PULLS LUIS BACK DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER! SHE PUT SOME FORCE INTO THAT ONE! We already saw her brawl with one of her former stablemates and it seems Brianna is ready to take on yet another former teammate here in the Extreme Enigma battle royale! Brianna pulling Luis up and shoving him back into the corner! Now grabbing the rope for balance, she begins to stomp at Luis! Boot after boot as she tries to put a hole through the younger De La Rosa brother!
Persephone: NO! GET OFF HIM! YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU’RE GOING TO RUIN HIS MOMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna seems content to do exactly that! Brianna Hill dishing out the punishment! Luis is completely rocked! And now Brianna pulling at Luis and trying to get him up! She has De La Rosa vertical! She grabs him by the head! RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Persephone: NO! FUCK! SHIT! STOP!
Stew-O: LUIS DE LA ROSA GOES CLEAN OVER THE TOP ROPE! BRIANNA HILL TOSSES HIM OUT!
Bella Braxton: LUIS DE LA ROSA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: Well it took a while but we finally have our first elimination and it comes from the beautiful cheeks of Brianna Hill!
Persephone: …Just… like… shut up… okay?
Gavin Kirkland: You good?
Persephone: …
Stew-O: BUT BRIANNA BETTER KEEP HER EYES ON THE PRIZE! RAEANGEL GUZMAN FROM BEHIND! CLUBBING SHOTS TO BRIANNA’S HEAD! BUT WAIT! BRIANNA DUCKS HER SHOULDER! SHE LIFTS AND TOSSES GUZMAN OUT TO THE APRON! RAEANGEL GUZMAN STUCK WHERE SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE! Oh! But a quick forearm to the face of Brianna Hill! Hill is stunned! And Guzman has it lined up! LA ULTIMA DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: PELE KICK FROM HILL!
Stew-O: GUZMAN WANTED THE SLINGSHOT DDT BUT BEFORE SHE COULD LEAP OVER BRIANNA NAILED HER WITH A PELE KICK BETWEEN THE EYES! GUZMAN DROPS FROM THE APRON AND HITS THE FLOOR!
Bella Braxton: RAEANGEL GUZMAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: AND JUST LIKE THAT! BRIANNA HILL HAS ELIMINATED TWO OF HER FORMER TEAMMATES!!
Gavin Kirkland: A big moment for the Showdown Star for sure! But look! Ashlynn Quinn is battling it out with Corey Hale now! Hale looking to slam Quinn and take advantage of her smaller stature! But Quinn battling back! She pushes her way off— AND A LEAPING ROUNDHOUSE CONNECTS WITH THE SIDE OF COREY’S HEAD! Hale is stumbled! And Ashlynn looking to capitalize! She runs through! Looking for something more! Hitting the ropes! She returns and goes for a running neckbreaker! She takes Hale down and now looking to make something here! She takes Corey by the head and begins to bring him up to a standing position!
Stew-O: BUT HALE WITH SUDDEN PUNCHES TO THE RIBS! ONE! TWO! THREE SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE AND MISS VOLTAGE IS HURTING! COREY HALE GETTING BACK INTO IT! HE GRABS HER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO RUN! HE BOUNCES ASHLYNN’S FACE OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND TRIES TO TOSS HER OVER THE TOP! QUINN HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS HALE TRIES TO ELIMINATE HER AND CONTINUE TO THIN THE PACK! But Ashlynn is fighting back against it! Hale trying to push her over but finally relents! Ashlynn tries to get back to a balanced base as Hale backs away—
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HALE RUSHES BACK IN AGAIN! ZENBREAKER! THE RUNNING SINGLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! ASHLYNN QUINN CRUMPLES TO THE MAT!
Persephone: …So what?
Stew-O: Persephone, we have a job to do here. Corey Hale is trying to get Ashlynn over the top rope! He hoists her up! But Ashlynn manages to get a grip on the top rope and now she is doing whatever she can to stay inside the ring! Pushing back against a Corey Hale! And now throwing elbows down into Hale’s head to try and break his grip! Hale holds on as long as he can! But he is finally forced to release!
Gavin Kirkland: And now we have Jay Starr grabbing Clayton M. Golde from behind! Trying to make something of his time here! Starr takes ahold of Clayton with a rear waistlock— DEMONETIZED! GOLDE BROKE AWAY FROM THE HOLD AND TURNED AROUND WITH THE DISCUS ELBOW! HE GRABS STARR BY THE HAIR AND RUNS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! JAY STARR SENT OVER THE TOP!
Bella Braxton: JAY STARR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Golde looking quite pleased with himself right now! But he better watch out! Nejari Young rushes in from behind! Now smashing into the back of Golde’s head!! Young looking to take advantage of Clayton’s showboating after that elimination! Clayton M. Golde is taken down to the mat and Young is looking to set something up—
Persephone: BAPTISM!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE FROM DAMIEN KUTCHER SENDS SPITTLE FLYING OUT OF NEJARI YOUNG’S MOUTH AS HE CRASHES TO THE MAT! KUTCHER JUST STUNNED YOUNG FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! AND LOOK NOW! DAMIEN LINING UP AS YOUNG PICKS HIMSELF BACK UP! YOUNG USING THE ROLES TO TEY AND STAND BUT THAT IS A DANGEROUS POSITION TO BE IN RIGHT NOW! THE HOLY CLOTHESLINE! THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE PUSHES NEJARI YOUNG OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Bella Braxton: NEJARI YOUNG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Elitists are dropping like flies now! Four eliminations deep but still fourteen competitors left in this match! OH AND DAMIEN GETS SMASHED FROM BEHIND BY SELINA REYES AND CANDICE BLAIR! They’ve been going at each other this entire match with their ongoing issues and Damien wasn’t going to get to breakaway cleanly there! Selina hits him with an axe handle strike to the back of the head and Candice follows it up with a kick to the back of the knee— SELINA REYES PLANTING KUTCHER WITH A DDT! Kutcher is down and hurting while these two ladies look for a way to get him over the top rope!
Gavin Kirkland: EFFY MCAVOY ELIMINATES SAORI AIZEN!
Stew-O: Not quite! Saori manages to keep a grip on the top rope and holds herself from dropping to the floor but Effy got her over the top rope! Saori getting herself back onto the apron! Effy now moving back in— BUT SAORI WITH A QUICK JAB TO THE THROAT SENDS EFFY REELING! SAORI MOVES QUICKLY BACK INTO THE RING AND RUSHES AT MCAVOY! THUNDERCLAP NOVA! THE HIGH IMPACT ELBOW CONNECTS AND EFFY IS CRUMPLED LIKE PAPER! Saori now stalking her prey! Looking to make the most of this opportunity! She watches and waits! Effy is almost to a knee! Saori getting lined up! Effy makes it back to a vertical base! SAORI RUNS IN! BICYCLE KNEE! RAIMEI HAKKE!!!
Persephone: HA! SHE MISSED!
Gavin Kirkland: Glad to have you back, Persephone. EFFY SLIPS TO THE SIDE AND AVOIDS THE BICYCLE KNEE! AND SHE GRABS SAORI BY THE HAND! PULLS HER THROUGH! RIPCORD KNEE! THE CLIMAX CONNECTS! EFFY SENDS SAORI AIZEN COLLAPSING TO THE CANVAS AND NOW EFFY IMMEDIATELY DIVES ON TOP OF HER TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!
Persephone: Now we have Chiyo Gedo and Kirk Redwood battling it out in the center of the ring! Gedo looking for some kind of grapple control but Redwood clearly wants to brawl with Gedo and try to win this with fists more than anything!
Gavin Kirkland: Both of the pushing against the other but neither really marking much headway! Redwood looking to land a big punch— BUT NOW GEDO SLIPS THROUGH AND TRIED TO PICK KIRK UP! BUT KIRK SMASHING HAMMERFOSTS INTO THE HANDS OF GEDO! TRYING TO BREAK THE GRIP CHIYO HAS ON HIS BODY AND FINE SOME REPRIEVE AGAINST BEING TAKEN DOWN! FINALLY REDWOOD MANAGES TO BREAK THE GRIP GEDO HAD ON HIM! AND NOW REDWOOD IS TRYING TO GRAB GEDO FOR A SLAM! BOTH OF THESE COMPETITORS COUNTERING BACK AND FORTH FOR CONTROL OF THE SITUATION! LOOKING FOR SOME OPENING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF!
Stew-O: Meanwhile we still have Mia Santoro and TJ Alexander battling it out in the far corner! They are trading blows back and forth! Alexander throws a left! Mia with a right! Alexander with a leg kick! Mia with an uppercut! Back and forth! Neither one giving an inch! Alexander mowing in and throws a roundhouse kick— BUT SANTORO DUCKS UNDERNEATH! ALEXANDER IS STUMBLED BUT HE TRIED TO GET HIS BALANCE BACK! TOO LATE THOUGH! KILLING MOON! SANTORO CONNECTS WITH THE ROLLING WHEEL KICK! THAT GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE SOCKET! MIA MAY HAVE JUST CREATED EXACTLY WHAT SHE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: MIA LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG HERE! SHE GRABS ALEXANDER FROM BEHIND WHILE HE IS STILL HURT! SHE PULLS HIM INTO A GUTWRENCH! SAFE PASSAGE! MIA HITS THE GUTWRENCH BACKSTABBER ON TJ ALEXANDER! TJ LOOKS LIKE HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT PLANET HE’S ON! MIA DRAGS TJ UP AND GETS HIM BY THE BACK OF THE NECK! AND SHE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Bella Braxton: TJ ALEXANDER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Candice Blair and Selina Reyes are still working over Damien Kutcher! Stomping into Kutcher as he holds onto the bottom rope inside the ring, trying not to risk getting eliminated but also clearly overwhelmed! These two ladies making sure he can’t—
Gavin Kirkland: HEAVY ON MY HEART! AKARI KIYOKO FROM BEHIND DROPS SELINA REYES WITH THE BACKDROP SUPLEX! KIYOKO SLAMS REYES HARD INTO THE MAT AND JUMPS BACK UP! CANDICE BLAIR TRIES TO MEET HIM THERE BUT AKARI IS QUICK WITH A FOREARM TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! HE GRABS HER AND SEEMS TO HAVE EVIL INTENTIONS!
Stew-O: Akari Kiyoko has Candice Blair by the hair and shoves her into the corner! Looking to continue this grudge! He shoves her into the corner where Damien Kutcher is now back to his feet and waiting! They hoist her up to the top turnbuckle! And now both Akari and Kutcher climb up with her! This is a risky move! They’re at risk of elimination here!! But if it pays off it could be the end of Blair!
Gavin Kirkland: AND SELINA REYES KNOWS IT!! SHE RUNS IN BEHIND AND TRIES TO SHOVE DAMIEN AND AKARI FROM BEHIND TO THE OUTSIDE!
Persephone: But the dumb bitch fails! Kutcher and Kiyoko both start kicking backwards at Reyes! Catching her in the face! Selina is knocked backwards!
Stew-O: BUT SHE DOES NOT STAY BACK LONG! SHE RUSHES RIGHT BACK IN! NOW SHE IS TRYING TO PUSH HER WAY IN! LOOKING FOR SOME WAY TO TAKE CONTROL! SHE REACHES UP! Now… wait… SELINA REYES IS TRYING TO DOUBLE POWER BOMB BOTH DAMIEN AND AKARI FROM THE TOP ROPE BY HERSELF! THERE IS NO WAY!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE HAS HELP! HERE COMES COREY HALE! AND NOW MIA SANTORO AND CLAYTON M. GOLDE! ALL PULLING AT KUTCHER AND KIYOKO TO TAKE THEM OUT!
Stew-O: LOOK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! ASHLYNN IS BRAWLING WITH BRIANNA HILL! AND EFFY MCAVOY AND SAORI AIZEN ARE LOCKED UP AND FIGHTING FOR CONTROL! AND KIRK REDWOOD SLAMS CHIYO GEDO DOWN ON THE MAT! THEY DON’T SEE WHAT’S COMING!
Persephone: HERE THEY COME! THE TOWER OF DOOM!
(**SLAM**)
(The crowd goes electric as the stack of elitists in the corner pull and slam each other down from the turnbuckle, with Candice Blair, Akari Kiyoko, and Damien Kutcher almost flying into those brawling around the ring. Even those at the bottom get knocked down by the tower of elitists falling on top of them.)
Stew-O: MY GAWD! EVERYONE IS DOWN! WHAT A BRAWL THIS HAS BEEN! THE EXTREME ENIGMA BATTLE ROYALE IS WHERE ELITISTS PROVE THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE HERE IS FIGHTING FOR IT! CANDICE BLAIR SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN THE WORST OF IT BUT NO ONE CAME AWAY UNHARMED IN THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: What a hellacious battle royale this has been thus far, with only five competitors have been eliminated. There are thirteen participants left in this match, and after that tower of doom, a majority of them are scattered throughout the battlefield. Some beneath the bottom rope, some even left the ring, but not eliminated, and it is a matter of who gets up first to take advantage of this chaos!
Stew-O: Saori Aizen uses the ropes to gets up to her feet as she looks to take advantage of the pandemonium and targets Damien Kutcher as he gets up to his feet! Kutcher took one of the uglier falls in that tower of doom, so it is apropos that Aizen targets him! Kutcher is leaned up against the ropes! AND AIZEN NOW MAKES A B-LINE FOR HIM!! THIS IS WHAT SHE CALLS THE RAIMEI HAKK–
Persephone: NO! MIA SANTORO FLANKS SAORI AIZEN WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK! KILLING MOON CONNECTS TO THE CROWN OF AIZEN! Santoro regains her footing and IMMEDIATELY GETS KICKED RIGHT IN THE FACE BY CHIYO GEDO!! WHO IS THEN GRABBED FROM BEHIND AND DROPPED ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX COURTESY OF AKARI KIYOKO! A LOT OF HISTORY BETWEEN THOSE TWO!! AND AKARI KIYOKO NOW LOOKS TO FOLLOW IT UP AND DISPOSE OF HIS ARCH RIVAL!
Stew-O: Not so fast! As Chiyo Gedo holds onto the rope for dear life, making sure he doesn’t get eliminated from this match! Akari Kiyoko is trying to knock his grip off the ropes, but it isn’t working! Gedo regains footing on the apron and blasts Kiyoko with a rope-assisted kick! Kiyoko is stunned. Gedo prepares to return to the ring, but HERE COMES ASHLYNN QUINN FROM BEHIND TO KIYOKO!! QUINN ATTEMPTS TO MAKE KIYOKO COLLIDE INTO GEDO OFF THE APRON!
Persephone: BUT KIYOKO HAD EYES IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! HE LIFTS QUINN UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND ONTO GEDO! GEDO INADVERTENTLY CATCHES HER, AND QUINN QUICKLY FIGHTS OUT OF THE PRECARIOUS POSITION WITH A RAINFALL OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS! Quinn relieves herself, landing on her feet on the apron and landing a viscous forearm smash on Kiyoko!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, Effy McAvoy and Kirk Redwood have started a brawl in the middle of the ring! Ashlynn is in a bad position between Kiyoko and Gedo here, as KIYOKO NOW LOOKS TO BUMP HER OFF THE APRON! BUT ASHLYNN DUCKS UNDER, ROLLS THROUGH THE ROPES! QUINN MAKES HER WAY TO KIRK REDWOOD, WHO HAS MCAVOY IN A DDT POSITION!! AND SHE DRILLS REDWOOD WITH A ROLL-THROUGH DROPKICK, WHICH ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY DROPS MCAVOY ONTO HER HEAD!
Persephone: Ashlynn Quinn with a clever way to get out of that mess with Kiyoko and Gedo, dropping both Redwood and McAvoy onto their butts! Ashlynn Quinn turns around, and Akari Kiyoko is not done with her!
Gavin Kirkland: KIYOKO WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW OF QUINN!! AND THAT STUNS HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! AND NOW KIYOKO TAKES A STEP BACK! BEFORE ROLLING THROUGH!! JUMPING UP AND HITTING THE ROLLING THUNDER DDT!
Stew-O: SELINA REYES INTERCEPTS THE ROLLING THUNDER DDT WITH A PUNJABI FLY!! MOONSAULT URANAGE CONNECTS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! AS REYES NOW LOOKS TO GET RID OF KIYOKO–BUT QUINN SNATCHES REYES AND TAKES HER FROM SURPRISE!
Persephone: REYES REVERSES IT AND THROWS QUINN OVER! QUINN STOPS HERSELF FROM GOING! QUINN WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW OF REYES! AND NOW QUINN LOOKS AT THE ROPES! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!!
Stew-O: ASHLYNN QUINN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE FOR A CUTTER!!
Gavin Kirkland: HEAVEN TO HALE!!! COREY HALE INTERCEPTED THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER WITH THE HEAVEN TO HALE IN MID AIR!!
Persephone: AND NOW COREY HALE GRABS QUINN AND ELIMINATES HER–
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE?! Hale loses grip of Ashlynn Quinn, as SAORI AIZEN JUST BUMPED HIM OUT OF THE WAY! AND ASHLYNN QUINN GOES TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO A RAIMEI HAKKI KNEE STRIKE!! AND AIZEN, I BELIEVE, JUST INTENTIONALLY ROBBED THE GLORY OF COREY HALE!
Bella Braxton: ASHLYNN QUINN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Saori Aizen with a smirk on her face, as she just stole an elimination right out of the hands of Corey Hale! But, I don’t really think Hale cares! Hale is just glad he got someone eliminated, and he gives Aizen almost a thumbs up gesture before turning his attention away from her! Aizen didn’t expect that kind of reaction, as she looks to turn him around!
Persephone: BUT BRIANNA HILL FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! A DROPKICK THAT BUMPS AIZEN INTO COREY HALE! AND HILL NOW LOOKS TO GET RID OF SAORI AIZEN!
Gavin Kirkland: HILL ALMOST GOT HER OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT AIZEN BREAKS THE FALL, AND KICKS BRIANNA HILL AWAY FROM HER! Aizen crawls back through the ropes, and hits an incoming Candice Blair Ava with a back elbow! And now Hill and Ava are close to each other! AND AIZEN NOW SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO AVA AND BRIANNA HILL!
Stew-O: OH NO!! SAORI AIZEN GETS CAUGHT IN MID-AIR! AND AVA AND HILL ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO THROW AIZEN OUT OF THE RIN–
Persephone: COREY HALE GRABS SAORI AIZEN AND PULLS HER OFF THE SHOULDERS OF CANDICE BLAIR AND BRIANNA HILL!! COREY HALE WITH A THRUST KICK THAT KNOCKS BRIANNA HILL ONTO THE GROUND! BUT BLAIR WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK THAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT! WHAT THE HALE IS GOING ON!?!
Stew-O: SAORI AIZEN WITH A BIG WINDED FOREARM TO CANDICE BLAIR! NO! BLAIR DUCKS UNDER IT! AND DROPS AIZEN ONTO HER BACK WITH A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!! AND NOW BLAIR IS WINDING UP FOR A STRIKE FOR HER OWN! AS AIZEN SLOWLY GETS UP TO HER FEET!
Persephone: AND BLAIR LOOKS FOR THE DISCUS CLOTHESLIN–
Stew-O: CLAYTON M GOLDE TRIPS CANDICE BLAIR WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Blair blasts her face off the canvas, and Golde merely points and laughs after what he has just done! BUT DAMIEN KUTCHER TURNS GOLDE FROM BEHIND! AND KUTCHER WITH A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES..
Damien Kutcher: (off-mic) HA! HA! HA!
Persephone: KUTCHER MOCKS GOLDE BY LAUGHING IN HIS FACE! BEFORE LANDING A BIG PUNCH THAT TAKES GOLDE DOWN!!
Stew-O: Mia Santoro with a SUPERKICK TO THE LEFT KNEE OF KUTCHER! KUTCHER IS DOWNED!! AND NOW SANTORO ACCOMPANIES THE SUPERKICK WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT THE BIGGER KUTCHER, SNATCHES HER LEG BEFORE SHE COULD STRIKE, AND MUSCLES HER INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Persephone: AND NOW SANTORO IS ONLY DESTINED OUT OF THE RING! AS KUTCHER CARRIES SANTORO CLOSER TOWARDS THE TOP ROPE–
Stew-O: BUT SANTORO SMARTLY TRANSITIONS THE POWERBOMB HOLD INTO A TRIANGLE HOLD! AND SHE IS NOW TRYING TO MAKE KUTCHER PASS OUT AND TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR KUTCHER!!
Persephone: DAMIEN KUTCHER IS STARTING TO LOSE SOME LIFE HERE! WHICH IS GOOD! BECAUSE HE IS NOT NEEDED IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: EFFY MCAVOY SLIDES THROUGH THE LEGS OF KUTCHER!! AND SHE HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT CONNECTS ON MIA SANTORO!! AND SANTORO LETS GO OFF THE TRIANGLE HOLD!
Bella Braxton: MIA SANTORO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Effy McAvoy saw Mia Santoro in an extremely vulnerable situation and picked her spot at the right moment! Kutcher is gasping for air after being locked in on that triangle hold, and that gives McAvoy another vulnerability to pick at! AND EFFY MCAVOY WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE MIDSECTION OF KUTCHER! BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP A RUNNING NECKBREAKER! MCAVOY KIPS UP TO HER FEET! AND NOW MCAVOY SETS KUTCHER UP!! AND RUNS THE ROPES! AND LOOKS FOR A BIG CLOTHESLINE!
Persephone: KUTCHER DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE!! AND KUTCHER PICKS EFFY MCAVOY UP!! AND PUTS HER DOWN WITH A SCOOP SLAM! NO! MCAVOY SLIPS OFF HIS SHOULDERS! AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES! KUTCHER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! BUT ALL OF THE MOMENTUM SLINGSHOTTED HIM RIGHT INTO A HARD KICK TO THE FACE! KUTCHER GOES DOWN!
Stew-O: AND MCAVOY GETS TURNED AROUND BY SELINA REYES! MCAVOY INSTINCTIVELY SWINGS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Reyes ducks under it and hits a forearm smash on McAvoy! Reyes looks to run off, but McAvoy holds onto her tights. Reyes kicks back on her hold and goes for another forearm smash! But McAvoy blocks the forearm, goes around the waist, and TWISTS HER AROUND FOR A RIPCORD KNEE! BUT REYES BLOCKS THE KNEE, POPS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS! AND LOOKS FOR THE ORYX AWAKENING!!
Persephone: SELINA REYES IS LOOKING TO HIT EFFY WITH THAT DUMB MOVE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL USED TO DO, BUT MCAVOY BLOCKS HER FROM CONNECTING WITH IT WITH BIG SCORPION KICKS!! SELINA MOMENTARILY LETS GO AS SHE IS LEANED OVER MCAVOY!!
Stew-O: BREAKTHROUGH!! SELINA REYES GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE! AS BRIANNA HILL TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND KICKED HER OUT OF THE RING WITH THE RUNNING ENZUIGIRI!!
Bella Braxton: SELINA REYES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: REYES IS OUT OF HERE! AS BRIANNA HILL WAVES AT HER!! BUT HILL NEEDS TO WATCH BEHIND HER! AS CANDICE BLAIR AVA GRABS HILL! AND TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT HILL COUNTERS IT AND BLAIR NOW GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Persephone: Hill thinks she has Blair eliminated! BUT BLAIR HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE.. BEFORE SHE SKINS THE CAT!! AND POWERS HER WAY INTO THE RING! Hill realizes and tries to rectify her mistake! AND HE GRABS BLAIR ONTO HER SHOULDERS!! BUT BLAIR SPINS OFF HER SHOULDERS! AND DRILLS BRIANNA HILL ONTO HER SKULL WITH A TORNADO DDT!! THE STARLIGHT DDT COMES IN!
Stew-O: AND NOW CLAYTON GOLDE STICKING HIS NOSE INTO CANDICE BUSINESS YET AGAIN, UNSURPRISINGLY! AS GOLDE IS NOW STOMPING A MUDHOLE DOWN INTO HER!! Golde now pulls Candice up to her feet! He turns her around by the head, and if he is able to hit the inverted stunner here, then it is game over for this Ava! C’EST LA VIE!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! CANDICE WITH A HEADBUTT THAT STAGGERS GOLDE! AND NOW GOLDE, UNAWARE, STUMBLES TOWARDS THE ROPES, PUTTING HIM IN PRIME POSITION AS CANDICE NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SENDS GOLDE OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!
Stew-O: ….
Persephone: CLAYTON GOLDE PULLS HIMSELF UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND LEAVES THE RING!! HE GOT HIMSELF OUT OF HARM’S WAY!! WHAT A COWARD!!
Stew-O: Candice Blair Ava almost had it, as Golde is now mocking and taunting her from ringside! Golde is not eliminated, as he escaped out of this match underneath the bottom rope rather than going over the top rope, but Ava isn’t going to entertain this man even further, but that distraction from Golde, LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN FOR COREY HALE TO CLOTHESLINE CANDICE OUT OF THE RING!!
Persephone: BUT CANDICE PULLS THE ROPES DOWN!! AND HALE JUST THREW HIMSELF OUT OF THE MATCH–
Stew-O: NO! COREY HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AND STICKS THE LANDING ON THE APRON!! AS CANDICE NOW LOOKS TO KNOCK HIM OFF FOR GOOD! BUT COREY HALE FIGHTS BACK WITH A BIG ROPE-ASSISTED KICK!!
Persephone: KIRK REDWOOD FROM THE SIDE!! TRIES TO FORCE COREY OFF THE APRON! BUT COREY IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! REDWOOD WITH A PUNCH! AND NOW COREY CAN ONLY USE THE ROPE WITH ONE HANDS! THIS IS NOT LOOKING FOOD FOR THE CELESTIAL WANDERER!
Stew-O: BUT COREY SUCCESSFULY FENDS OFF KIRK REDWOOD WITH A FOREARM SMA–
Persephone: CLAYTON GOLDE SLITHERS BACK INTO THE RING! SNEAKILY RUNS REDWOOD!! AND POUNCES COREY HALE OFF THE APRON!!
Bella Braxton: COREY HALE HAS BEEN E-
Referee: NO!! HIS FEET HASN’T TOUCHED THE FLOOR!!
Persephone: You have got to be kidding me! Just when you would think we inch one more elimination towards the end of this match, my eyes must not be believing what they are seeing! Corey Hale did, in fact, clear the apron, but he must have some cat-like abilities…
Stew-O: BECAUSE COREY HALE LATCHED ONTO THE BARRICADE ON HIS WAY DOWN! HALE CLINGS ONTO THE BARRICADE LIKE HE’S PETER PARKER, THEREFORE HIS FEET HAS YET TO TOUCH THE FLOOR! HALE IS STILL IN THIS, AND GOLDE IS APOPLECTIC!
Stew-O: Clayton Golde thought he had him eliminated, but Hale had us fooled! Hale is in a precarious position here, as slipping and falling could punch his ticket to the locker room, but he is able to muster the core power to lift himself up and stand on top of the barricade! Golde, meanwhile, is leaning against the ropes, pointing and shouting at him, and taunting him from inside the ring!
Clayton M. Golde: (off-mic) Get back in here! You cowa–
Gavin Kirkland: SAORI AIZEN BLASTS CLAYTON GOLDE FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK!! AND CLAYTON LOSES HIS BALANCE AGAINST THE ROPES, AND TUMBLES ONTO THE FLOOR!!! HIS FEET TOUCHES THE FLOOR, AND NOW CLAYTON, LOST IN HIS OWN PRIDE AND EGO, IS TAKEN OUT OF THIS MATCH!
Bella Braxton: CLAYTON M. GOLDE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Clayton Golde was so upset that Hale wasn’t eliminated, that he forgot that he wasn’t the only one left in the match. This distraction allowed Aizen to dropkick him over the top rope with much ease! And I don’t think Clayton Golde is happy!
( Clayton, disgruntled with his elimination, now targets the man who distracted him. )
Clayton M. Golde: (off-mic) Na, na, na. You’re going down with me!
Stew-O: CLAYTON GOLDE IS MARCHING TOWARDS COREY HALE!! ALL IT TAKES IS FOR A LEG SWEEP, AND IT IS GAME OVER FOR THE CELESTIAL WANDERER!
Gavin Kirkland: OH! Corey Hale jumps off the barricade, lands his feet onto the shoulders of Clayton, uses them as a launch pad AND SPRINGS BACK ONTO THE APRON! CLAYTON JUST INADVERTENTLY ASSISTED COREY HALE!! AND HALE WITH A BACK KICK THAT KNOCKS HIM OUT!
Stew-O: AIZEN, BEING THE OPPORTUNIST SHE WAS EARLIER, TRIES TO CLEAR HIM OFF THE APRON! Corey Hale slingshots over the top rope and evades her offense, rebounds off the ropes and takes Aizen down with a running elbow attack! Hale is on fire here, after performing a miracle to stay alive in this match!
Persephone: Corey Hale is delaying the inevitable at this point. Hale takes a breather, but not for long as Damien Kutcher descends from the second turnbuckle! AND FLOORS HALE WITH A DOUBLE AX HANDLE! This stuns Hale, as he rolls backwards and gets closer towards the ropes! This puts Corey in position! AND DAMIEN HAS HIM IN SIGHTS! THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: Damien Kutcher runs the ropes! AND HE DISPATCHES COREY HALE OUT OF THE RING WITH THE BIG KNEE STRIKE!!
Persephone: COREY HALE FLIES OUT OF THE WAY! AND KUTCHER MISSES THE KNEE! AND HE COLLIDES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BUT HE PUT SO MUCH INTO THAT HE TUMBLES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! HE IS ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: INCORRECT! Damien Kutcher managed to catch himself on the second rope to prevent his feet from touching the floor! What a save! Hale doesn’t realize that Kutcher is still in this match, but he has no choice to take his attention away from him as Brianna Hill kicks him smack-dab right in the face! Hale stumbles into the corner, as now Hill tries to carry him out! I don’t know if that can work that easily!
Persephone: Corey Hale is able to keep his feet grounded, but Effy McAvoy joins Brianna Hill, making it double the trouble for Hale! Meanwhile, Damien Kutcher has brought himself back up the apron, but he’s found himself at the discretion of Akari Kiyoko!
Stew-O: Kiyoko tries to surprise him by reaching through the ropes, but Kutcher stuns him against the second rope! Kiyoko is staggered, laid on top of the second rope, as now Kutcher runs across the apron!
Gavin Kirkland: DAMIEN KUTCHER SLIDES ACROSS THE APRON!! AND DRILLS KIYOKO WITH THE DRIVE-BY DROPKICK! KIYOKO FALLS AND COLLAPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! AND NOW KIYOKO IS IN THE LANDING ZONE!
Stew-O: Damien Kutcher safely makes his way up to the top turnbuckle! AS THEY SAY, GO BIG OR GO HOME! AS KUTCHER FLIES AND FLASHES DOWN ONTO KIYOKO! WITH THE GOD’S LIGHT FROG SPLASH!!
Gavin Kirkland: KIYOKO GOT HIS KNEES UP!! KUTCHER IMMEDIATELY STANDS UP, ALBEIT HOLDING HIS RIBS IN PAIN! KIYOKO IMMEDIATELY RUSHES UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNS THE ROPES!!
Stew-O: PEACH DREAM LANDS ON KUTCHER! AND KUTCHER GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Bella Braxton: DAMIEN KUTCHER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: Damien Kutcher has been ousted by Akari Kiyoko, a man who knows him very well. He gestures to him every man for himself, BUT SPEAKING OF KNOWING HIM VERY WELL! CHIYO GEDO QUICKLY THROWS KIYOKO OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT KIYOKO REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HITS PEACH DREAM OF GEDO!
Stew-O: GEDO DUCKS UNDER THE PEACH DREAM KICK! Kiyoko falls and lands right on top of his hip bone, and now Gedo runs the ropes.. HE ROLLS INTO THE GROUND! AND SHOOTS UP! TO HIT THE CUTTER! UNEXPECTED WHIPLASH!
Persephone: YES! KIYOKO KNOWS THE ASSIGNMENT AS HE HELD ONTO GEDO AND DIRECTED HIS FEET OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT, GEDO, IS ABLE TO STICK HIS FEET ONTO THE APRON AND LETS GO OF THE CUTTER!! Kiyoko tries to hit him off the apron, but Kiyoko with a headbutt that sends him to the ground!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, on two sides of the ring, Brianna Hill is trying to clear Effy McAvoy on the top turnbuckle, but Candice Ava and Kirk Redwood are duking it out in the center of the ring! CANDICE DUCKS PAST REDWOOD’S CLOTHESLINE! AND GOES FOR THE SPEAR!! BUT REDWOOD BLOCKS IT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW! CANDICE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS HERE AS REDWOOD NOW CHARGES IN ONCE MORE!
Persephone: BLITZKRIEG BOP! KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Candice Blair Ava ducks under the knee somehow, and TURNS HIM AROUND!! CANDICE WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO!! KIRK REDWOOD LIFTS HER UP, AND NOW CANDICE IS ON THE SAME APRON AS CHIYO GEDO!!
Stew-O: Candice holds onto the ropes! AND KIRK EATS A PUNCH TO THE FACE! CHIYO TRIES TO FLANK HER! BUT HE EATS A PUMP KICK TO THE JAW! Candice places Chiyo’s head in between her legs! AS SHE IS LOOKING TO HIT THE FLIP PILEDRIVER ONTO THE APRON! I BELIEVE SHE CALLS THIS CASTLE’S CRUMBLING! OH NO!!
Persephone: CHIYO GEDO UNFORTUNATELY PUSHES HER INTO THE RINGPOST!! AND CHIYO RUSHES IN!! KICKS BACK! AND DRIVES THE ELBOW BACK INTO THE JAW OF CANDICE!! HEAT SEEKER CONNECTS AS GEDO NOW BACKS UP TO TAKE A BREATHER!!
Stew-O: Gedo with a kick to the face of Candice, before hoisting her up into a powerbomb position! Oh no! CANDICE IS IN A BAD WAY RIGHT NOW!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND GEDO POWERBOMBS CANDICE OFF THE APRON!!
Persephone: CANDY DESTROYER, CASTLE’S CRUMBLING, WHATEVER IT’S CALLED! CANDICE REVERSED IT INTO THE FLIP PILEDRIVER, DRILLING GEDO ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND SENDING HIM OFF THE APRON!!
Bella Braxton: CHIYO GEDO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Persephone: THERE GOES GED–
Stew-O: AKARI KIYOKO WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT KNOCKS CANDICE WHILE SHE WAS SEATED AFTER THE CANDY DESTROYER!! WHAT BRILLIANT TIMING FROM KIYOKO!
Bella Braxton: CANDICE BLAIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Candice Blair used her patented Castle’s Crumbling to eliminate Chiyo Gedo, but since she was laid out flat on the apron, this left her incredibly vulnerable, leading Akari Kiyoko to pick the right time to hit her off the apron! This match is now down to Kirk Redwood, Saori Aizen, Effy McAvoy, Corey Hale, Brianna Hill, and Akari Kiyoko! Akari Kiyoko stands in the middle of the ring, and this draws the ire of Kirk Redwood! Redwood and Kiyoko begin to exchange strikes right in the battle royale. Redwood! Kiyoko! Redwood! Kiyoko! Redwood!
Gavin Kirkland: Kiyoko ducks under a punch, circles the waist and drops Redwood down with a german suplex! BUT REDWOOD IMMEDIATELY WITH AN ADRENALINE RUSH, GETS UP TO HIS FEET! AND HITS KIYOKO WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!! Redwood quickly springs back up to his feet, pulls Kiyoko up and hooks him up into the butterfly position! REDWOOD THINKING OF HITTING THE BRAINDEAD BUSTER!!
Persephone: Kirk Redwood trying to weaken Kiyoko to eliminate him, but Kiyoko escapes out of the butterfly brainbuster, AND KIYOKO SHOOTS THE HALF, HOISTS HIM UP INTO AN ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER!! AND SPINS HIM OUT INTO THE NECKBREAKER!! ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!
Stew-O: REDWOOD COUNTERS IT BY STANDING ON HIS FEET AND LIFTING HIM UP INTO A TOMBSTONE POSITION! REDWOOD GOT HIM IN POSITION!!
Persephone: AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO HELL!! WITH THE LEAPING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVE–
Gavin Kirkland: KIRK REDWOOD, HAD HIM IN THE 69 POSITION, BUT KIYOKO MANAGED TO GET AHOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AND HOLDS ONTO IT FOR DEAR LIFE! It’s an awkward tug of war between these two men; Redwood trying to reel him back into the Tombstone Piledriver, meanwhile Kiyoko is trying to pull himself off of him!
Stew-O: KIYOKO GETS THE BEST OF IT AS HE GETS HIM INTO A LEG SCISSORS FROM THE ROPES!! AND WHIPS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES!! REDWOOD TIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE! THIS IS NOT GOOD!
Persephone: Why can’t Kirk Redwood just eliminate himself here! Redwood manages to grab himself and lift him up and over the ropes by skinning the cat! HOWEVER, REDWOOD PULLS HIMSELF RIGHT ONTO KIYOKO’S SHOULDERS!! AND KIYOKO COULD LAWNDART HIM OUT OF THE RING RIGHT NOW! PLEASE, DO IT!
Stew-O: NO! Kirk Redwood shifts his weight on top of Akari Kiyoko and has returned to the Tombstone Piledriver position! AND HE HITS IT! DOWN TO HELL WITH KIYOKO!!
Persephone: AND NOW REDWOOD TRYING TO RECOLLECT HIMSELF AND BRING KIYOKO UP TO ELIMINATE HI–
Stew-O: Here comes Saori Aizen who attempts to eliminate Kirk Redwood from behind, but Corey Hale from out of nowhere, drills her with the Zenbreaker! Running single knee facebreaker delivered to Aizen! Hale possibly gave Aizen a taste of her own medicine, earlier when Hale got his elimination taken out under his nose from her! Hale is looking to eliminate Aizen here now, but KIRK TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO HALE!
Persephone: Corey Hale goes for a kick! Blocked! Redwood spins him around via his foot! HALE SPINS FOR A HEEL KICK!! PEACE OF MIND! NO! REDWOOD DUCKED UNDER IT!!! AND NOW REDWOOD RUNS THE ROPES!! HALE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! REDWOOD SOMERSAULTS FORWARD! AND PREPARES TO HIT THE SPEAR!
Stew-O: SAORI AIZEN GETS SPLIT IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!! Hale backflipped over the Spear attempt at the last second, and Aizen found herself in the thick of it at the last second!! Redwood takes a couple of seconds to think about his mistake, AND NOW HALE FROM BEHIND WITH THE HEAVEN TO HALE! HEAVEN TO HALE! HEAVEN TO HALE!
Persephone: KIRK REDWOOD HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AND HALE GOES DOWN! HALE ROLLS BACK ONTO HIS FEET!! BUT HE BACKS UP RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM EFFY MCAVOY!! REDWOOD REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT EFFY DUCKS UNDER IT! AND RUNS THE ROPES!
Stew-O: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! No! Redwood lifted her up over his shoulders! POPPING HER UP!! AND BRIANNA HILL JOINS THE EQUATION! AND TRIES TO RECEIVE FROM FROM BENEATH–
Gavin Kirkland: EFFY MCAVOY ADAPTS IN MID-AIR! AND CRUSHES BRIANNA HILL UNDER HER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!
Persephone: I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DID THAT!! AS NOW REDWOOD GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS HER UP INTO A TOMBSTONE!! DOWN TO HELL! DOWN TO HELL!!
Gavin Kirkland: EFFY SLIDES DOWN HIS SHOULDERS!! AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE–
Stew-O: KIRK REDWOOD GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE BRINGS EFFY MCAVOY DOWN WITH HER!
Gavin Kirkland: Kirk Redwood is able to muster the fortitude to hold onto the top rope, meanwhile McAvoy uses him to keep her alive in this match! Both competitors are in a dangerous position here on the apron! AS REDWOOD GOES FOR A PUNCH! BUT MCAVOY DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND MCAVOY WITH A BIG KICK TO THE FACE!! REDWOOD IS LOSING HIS BALANCE ON THE APRON!!
Stew-O: Effy McAvoy is about to eliminate Redwood–BUT COREY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! GOES FOR A KICK TO MCAVOY’S MIDSECTION!
Gavin Kirkland: MCAVOY GRABS HIS FOOT!! AND SWINGS HIM AROUND!
Stew-O: COREY HALE SPINS OUT INTO THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! AND HE HITS MCAVOY TO ELIMINATE HER!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! MCAVOY DUCKED UNDER IT, BUT IT HITS REDWOOD INSTEAD!! REDWOOD WAS GOING TO PUSH MCAVOY OFF, BUT HE DID IT AT THE WORSE TIME! AND REDWOOD COMPLETELY LOSES HIS BALANCE ON THE APRON AND HIS FEET TOUCHED THE FLOOR!
Bella Braxton: KIRK REDWOOD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Corey Hale totally did not mean to take Kirk Redwood out, but it got him an elimination in this match! But, McAvoy is still vulnerable to being eliminated, as she climbs back into the ring and attacks Corey! BUT COREY DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND BRIANNA HILL FLANKS MCAVOY! AND HITS HER WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE!! COREY TURNS BRIANNA AROUND! BRIANNA SHOCKS HIM WITH A SCORPION KICK THAT HAS HIM REELING INTO THE ROPES!!
Gavin Kirkland: BRIANNA HILL RUNS THE ROPES!! MAKING A B-LINE TO COREY HALE AGAINST THE ROPES! BUT SAORI AIZEN WITH THUNDERCLAP NOVA! HILL JUST GOT FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION WITH THAT HIGH IMPACT SHOULDER COURTESY OF THE ORPHAN!! AS NOW AIZEN LOOKS TO ELIMINATE HILL–
Stew-O: COREY HALE STEPS OFF BRIANNA’S BACK!! AND HITS A STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE THAT BRINGS AIZEN TOWARDS THE ROPES!!
Gavin Kirkland: COREY HALE WITH HEAVEN TO HALE!! HEAVEN TO HALE!!
Stew-O: WHAT THE?!? SAORI AIZEN BACKFLIPS OUT OF THE HEAVEN TO HALE!!
Persephone: Corey Hale thinks he hit it! Hale thinks he connected with Heaven to Hale, as he rallies himself and the crowd and turns around! Hale thinks he has Aizen in position to eliminate!
Gavin Kirkland: HALE TURNS AROUND! AND GETS HIT WITH RAIMEI HAKKI HALE GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!
Bella Braxton: COREY HALE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Persephone: Corey Hale got too pompous in his own talent, that it led to him eating a knee out of this match! It is down to Saori Aizen, Brianna Hill, Effy McAvoy, and Akari Kiyoko, although it should’ve been Luis… All final four participants are in their respective corners, as they all get up to a vertical base and stand off in the center of this ring! One of these Elitists is going to be the sole survivor of this battle royale! This could be so fun! How about three Elitists right now, throw themselves out! End this!
Gavin Kirkland: AND BRIANNA HILL ON KIYOKO, WITH SAORI AIZEN ON EFFY MCAVOY!! THIS IS THE LAST STAND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Akari Kiyoko overwhelms Brianna Hill with big forearms, before winding up for one final blow! Hill ducks under it! AND HITS THE RUNNING ENZIGURI! KIYOKO SIDE STEPS IT!! AND HITS A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW OF BRIANNA!! BRIANNA STUMBLES TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE EFFY MCAVOY HAS GOT AIZEN IN POSITION!! AND LOOKS FOR THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! BUT AIZEN DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND HITS RAIMEI HAKKE ON MCAVOY!
Gavin Kirkland: MCAVOY SPRINTS PAST AIZEN TO EVADE THE KNEE STRIKE! SHE REBOUNDS THE ROPES, BUT AIZEN ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY RUNS THE ROPES!! AND THEY BOTH COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER WITH CLOTHESLINES!! BOTH WOMEN HAD THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME, AND IT ENDED UP BOTH OF THEM ON THE GROUND!
Persephone: Akari Kiyoko is the only man left standing here! He is thinking of something here as he sees McAvoy leaning against the ropes. KIYOKO TRAPS MCAVOY’S ARMS AROUND THE SECOND AND TOP ROPE! WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?! MORON!! THE OBJECTIVE IS TO GET THEM OUT, NOT KEEP THEM IN!
Stew-O: KIYOKO NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND BEGINS TO HIT FOREARM SMASHES TO MCAVOY EVERYTIME HE GETS CLOSER TO HER! BACK AND FORTH, KIYOKO GOES! FOREARM AFTER ANOTHER!! Saori Aizen tries to interfere in this, but Kiyoko hits her with a forearm smash, and now Aizen is leaned up against the ropes! FOREARM TO MCAVOY! THEN ONE DELIVERED TO AIZEN! FOREARM! ANOTHER FOREARM!
Persephone: And now Kiyoko ends his nonsensical onslaught of forearm smashes, and pulls Saori Aizen into the center of the ring! AND KIYOKO HOISTS HER UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! HE IS GOING TO TRY AND THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING RIGHT!?!?
Stew-O: THAT IS RIGHT! KIYOKO GOT HER IN THE FIREMAN’S! AND NOW LIFTS HER UP– NO! Aizen fights it off with elbows to the neck, but Kiyoko refuses to let go! Aizen with even more powerful elbows, forcing Kiyoko to let Aizen go on the top turnbuckle! Kiyoko, however, is still on his feet! AND HE TRIES TO PUSH AIZEN OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Persephone: BUT AIZEN WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF KIYOKO!! AND BRIANNAAS THE SAME INTENTION AS HIM, BUT MEETS A SWIFT KICK TO THE FACE!! HERE COMES EFFY! SAME FATE FOR HER! KICK TO THE FACE! AIZEN MOVES FURTHER UP THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND IS NOW PERCHED!!
Stew-O: SAORI AIZEN WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO BRIANNA HILL, EFFY MCAVO AND AKARI KIYOKO!! SHE CALLS THAT THE HORIZON OF THE CAPTIVATING SKANDHA!!
Persephone: BUT RIGHT AS AIZEN HIT THE MOONSAULT, EFFY MCAVOY GOT OUT OF THE WAY!
Stew-O: SAORI AIZEN IS UNAWARE SHE DIDN’T’T KNOCK EFFY DOWN! AS MCAVOY COMES FROM BEHIND!! AND THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Bella Braxton: SAORI AIZEN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Saori Aizen, with an incredible performance here in this match. We all thought this would be a match to win, considering her Divide & Conquer victory some months ago, but Aizen with her prized moonsault, was an incredibly risky move for a battle royale! She got too flashy! She went high-risk, and it caused her to momentarily leave her eye off the ball, where Effy McAvoy smartly got out of harm’s way, making her believe that she was knocked down, and that is why Aizen got eliminated!
Persephone: it is down to Effy McAvoy, Akari Kiyoko, and Brianna Hill! Hill and Kiyoko are still beginning to recalibrate after being flattened by that picturesque moonsault from Saori Aizen many seconds ago, meanwhile Effy McAvoy is ready to pounce! McAvoy is standing tall, and could that be the result of this match? Well, I don’t care, as long as it ends anytime soon.
Gavin Kirkland: AND EFFY MCAVOY GOES FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! PROTECT YA NECK TO BOTH KIYOKO AND HILL OVER THE TOP ROPE–
Persephone: KIYOKO AND HILL DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE! AND HITS A DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF EFFY MCAVOY!
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW KIYOKO GRABS HILL FROM BEHIND! AND IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES!! HILL REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HITS THE ROLLING ENZIGURI ON KIYOKO!! IT CONNECTS!! BREAKTHROUGH CONNECTS!! AS NOW BRIANNA HILL TRIES TO MUSTER EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT TO LIFT KIYOKO OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Persephone: BUT KIYOKO IS NOT LETTING HIMSELF GO DOWN LIKE THIS!! KIYOKO STILL HASN’T LEFT THE TOP ROPE!!!! HE IS HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE, TRYING TO BLOCK HILL FROM LIFTING HER UP!! Kiyoko successfully fends her off with a big chop to the back of the head, as now both competitors are unfortunately back in the ring! AND KIYOKO WITH A BIG FOREARM SMASH THAT STUNS HER!
Gavin Kirkland: Kiyoko kicks the midsection, hooks her up and lifts Brianna Hill up in position FOR POSITION FOR THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!! THE SPIN OUT NECKBREAK–
Persephone: KIYOKO GETS SENT INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A HURRICANRANA!! HILL HAS HIM IN POSITION! AS SHE RUNS THE ROPES!!
Stew-O: DIAL UP THE HOTLINE AS HILL HITS THE TIGER FEINT KICK ON KIYOKO!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! KIYOKO BLOCKS THE HOTLINE ATTEMPT, PICKS HER UP BY HER LEGS, BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING!! AND NOW TRIES TO DUMP HER ONTO THE APRON!!
Stew-O: Brianna Hill is cradling the top rope, doing her best to keep her from leaving the ring! AND KIYOKO NOW WITH CHOPS TO THE FACE OF HILL!! AND HILL’S CHILD-LIKE HOLD ONTO THE ROPES IS LOSING GRIP EVERY SECOND!
Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES EFFY MCAVOY!! AS SHE GRABS KIYOKO’S LEGS! AND LIFTS KIYOKO OVER THE TOP ROPE! MCAVOY WINS THIS! MCAVOY IS YOUR WINNER!!!
Stew-O: NO!! KIYOKO AND BRIANNA HILL REMAIN ON THE APRON, AS MCAVOY ALMOST HAD THIS WON!!
Persephone: You’ve got to be kidding me! Kiyoko and Hill are across from each other on the apron, and McAvoy realizes that she doesn’t have this in the bag yet, and tries to knock Kiyoko off the apron! KIYOKO DUCKS UNDER HER PUNCH!! AND APPLIES THE DRAGON SLEEPER OVER THE ROPE!!
Stew-O: KIYOKO IS PULLING MCAVOY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON WITH THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!
Persephone: IT IS NOW MCAVOY, KIYOKO, AND BRIANNA HILL WHO AT ANY MOMENT, COULD BE KNOCKED OFF THE APRON AND GET TAKEN OUT OF THIS MATCH!!
Stew-O: Kiyoko keeps the dragon sleeper intact, but Effy McAvoy uses all of her body weight to push KIYOKO RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST!! AND KIYOKO LETS GO OF THE DRAGON SLEEPER!! AND NOW!! BRIANNA HILL CHARGES TOWARDS MCAVOY ON THE APRON!!
Persephone: BRIANNA HILL WITH A SUPERKICK TO MCAVOY!
Gavin Kirkland: MCAVOY DUCKS IT!! AND HILL DRILLS KIYOKO FLUSH IN THE JAW!! KIYOKO IS ELIMINATED!
Persephone: GOD DAMNIT!! KIYOKO CRUMBLES BACK INTO THE RING INSTEAD!!! KIYOKO IS STILL IN THIS, RATHER HE IS MUCH MORE IN THIS THAN THE OTHER TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna Hill turns around! AND GETS CLOBBERED WITH A BIG PUNCH!! HILL IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES!! I WISH I WAS THE APRON RIGHT NOW, AS EFFY TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK!
Persephone: EFFY STOMPS HILL INTO THE APRON!! STORYBOOK ENDING CONNECTS!
Gavin Kirkland: BRIANNA HILL LUNGES THROUGH THE ROPES AND RETURNS TO THE RING!! MEANWHILE EFFY MISSES THE STOMP!
Persephone: BRIANNA HILL WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT HAS EFFY TREMBLING ON THE APRON!! Hill now grabs her head! AND LOOKS TO STUN HER ONTO THE ROPES–
Stew-O: OH!! EFFY WITH A FISTFUL OF BRIANNA HILL’S HAIR!! EFFY IS TUGGING ON HER SCALP! AND IT IS WORKING!! HILL IS SLOWLY INCHING OVER THE TOP ROPE, AS EFFY, UNSURPRISINGLY, PULLING OUT OF THE OLE’ BOOK OF DIRTY TRICKS!!
Gavin Kirkland: AKARI KIYOKO HAS JUST RISEN UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE CHARGES INTO BRIANNA HILL AND EFFY MCAVOY!
Stew-O: AND KIYOKO LOOKS TO ASSIST MCAVOY!! AND HITS BRIANNA HILL WITH THE PEACE DREAM KICK!! THE SINGLE LEG KICK CONNECTS!
Gavin Kirkland: ..
Stew-O: BRIANNA HILL BREAKS FREE OF THE GRIP ON HER HAIR AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY!
Persephone: PEACH DREAM TO EFFY MCAVOY!! SHE IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: EFFY MCAVOY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: EFFY IS OUT OF THIS MATCH!! AND KIYOKO LOOKS DOWN ON HER, WITH A CONFUSED, YET VALIDATED SMIRK ON HIS FACE!! BUT KIYOKO HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN THE PERFECT POSITION!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOTLINE!! THE TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS TO AKARI KIYOKO AS HE WAS RESTING AGAINST THE ROPES!! AND NOW BRIANNA HILL RUSHES BACK INTO THE RING TO TAKE KIYOKO OUT!!
Persephone: HERE! WE! GO!! Brianna Hill runs the ropes!! AND SENDS KIYOKO OUT OF THE RING WITH THE SHINING WIZARD! ITS OVER!
Gavin Kiirkland: PEACH DREAM! WHAT! BRIANNA HILL GETS HER HITS DIFFERENT COUNTERED WITH THE PEACH DREAM KICK!! BUT KIYOKO SLUGGISHLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! KIYOKO DOESN’T HAVE THE ENDURANCE RIGHT NOW TO QUICKLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION!
Persephone: Akari Kiyoko slowly gets up to his feet! AND HE LIFTS HILL UP TO ELIMINATE HE–
Gavin Kirkland: BRIANNA HILL WRAPS KIYOKO UP INTO AN OCTOPUS HOLD!! HOW DOES HILL STILL HAVE IT IN HER TO FIGHT!! SANGUINE PARADISE IS CINCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! WHAT DOES HILL HAVE IN PLAN?!?!
Stew-O: BUT JUST AS MUCH AS HILL AS LEFT IN HER, KIYOKO RESERVES THE SAME FIGHTING SPIRIT!! AS KIYOKO IS STARTING TO MUSCLE OUT OF THE OCTOPUS HOLD! BUT HILL WITH HEEL, AXE KICKS TO THE BACK OF KIYOKO’S HEAD!! AS SHE NOW FULLY LOCKS BACK IN THE OCTOPUS HOLD!!
Gavin Kirkland: HILL IS TRYING TO SOFTEN HIM UP, KNOCK HIM OUT UNCONSCIOUS, SO IT IS EASY TO TAKE HIM OUT, BUT KIYOKO IS REFUSING TO GO OUT LIKE THIS!!
Stew-O: AND KIYOKO MUSCLES OUT OF THE OCTOPUS HOLD AND THROWS HER OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!
Gavin Kirkland: KIYOKO DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE IN EXHAUSTION, MEANWHILE HILL MIRACULOUSLY LANDED ON HER FEET!!
Persephone: HITS DIFFERENT!!! SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS TO KIYOKO!!! THE OCTOPUS HOLD DID ITS JOB!
Stew-O: AND NOW HILL GRABS KIYOKO!! AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! IT’S OVER!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Homecoming” by Lil Uzi Vert echoes throughout the Commonwealth Stadium, as the crowd immediately erupts in cheers and boos to Brianna Hill being the last Elitist standing in the 2024 Extreme Enigma Battle Royale. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. OF THE 2024 EXTREME ENIGMA BATTLE ROYALE… BRRRRIIIIANNNAA.. HILL!!!
Stew-O: After a long and grueling battle royale, we have decided a winner and it is BRIANNA! HILL! What an incredible match that was, where every single elitist showed exactly why they belong here in Elite Answers Wrestling, but at the end of the day, it came down to who really wanted it more. Who wanted to be the last elitist standing more, and sure enough, Brianna Hill, in a slurry of precise deceptive tactics, was able to pick her spot and now rises out of the ash and dust as your winner!
Persephone: I didn’t know I would be able to say this, but this match has concluded. It will surely go down in history as a match of all time, but as I was paid handsomely to watch this, I do have to agree that Brianna Hill had an ironclad tactic walking into this match, and that led her to being the victor of this match.
Gavin Kirkland: It is always a pleasure to call the popular tradition that the Extreme Enigma Battle Royale has become! Congratulations to Brianna Hill for rising on top here in Edmonton, and looking forward to how she takes it from here!
(Brianna Hill stands on the middle rope, celebrating her victory as the mixed reaction continues for her. With this final shot, Road to Redemption begins to fade away from ringside.)
(Road to Redemption fades to the next match graphic of the night.)
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(After the match graphic flashes on the screen, Bella Braxton looks into the camera and smiles.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( The lights go dim as ‘The World is Gonna End Tonight’ by Dan Romer, Peter Harper begins to blast through the P.A System. The crowd would boo for the emergence of the challenger for tonight’s match, and Solomon Stane makes his entrance as he gets down on one knee, starting to pray until his wife Trixie Stane joins him and puts her hands on his shoulder. Solomon rises to his feet as he stares right into the ring before marching his way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing from the City of Sin… weighing in at 266 pounds… accompanied to the ring by Trixe Stane… HE IS YOUR SAVIOR…SOLOMON STANE!
Persephone: Not MY savior I’ll tell you that much.
Rich Russillo: Solomon Stane has been on a relentless path ever since this season began, a level of ruthlessness that has been evident in the past weeks ever since Super Voltage, and keeping an eye on Cameron Ella Ava’s Championship. As he once said he not only needs to beat Cameron, not only need to win the Hardcore Championship, but he needs to put an end to her entirely.
James Peters: We have seen that level of destruction a couple weeks back when Cameron cost Solomon his match against Xander Payne and now Solomon looks to claim what he’s been seeing for over a year. Will he be the one to end Cameron Ella Ava tonight?
( Solomon makes his entrance with Trixie following suit as she stands ringside whilst Solomon enters the ring. His music would fade out as ‘I Wish A Bitch Would’ by Delilah Bon begins to play, and the crowd roars in excitement! Cameron Ella Ava emerges from the stage as she shakes her hips to a twirl before she unstraps the Hardcore title and holding it up for the Edmonton crowd to see. )
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 140 pounds… SHE IS THE REIGNING EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… SHE IS THE MATRIARCH… CAMERON ELLA AVA!
Persephone: I can do that twirl better than her.
James Peters: Yea likely not…
Rich Russillo: Anyways… Cameron Ella Ava has defended her titles against all challengers ever since she won the gold from Roberto De La Rosa at Pain for Pride. Defending the championship against people like Akari Kiyoko, Daryl Kinkade, Ashlynn Quinn, but perhaps this defence against Solomon Stane might be the most dangerous one.
James Peters: Absolutely Rich, we have seen the type of monster Solomon is capable of being. We saw it after Cameron cost him his match against Xander, delivering stomps to her head on the steep steps and only stopped once Trixie had gotten involved. Cameron has been on a great run, but is she able to retain the gold against a monster like Solomon?
( Cameron continues her way down the ring as she climbs up the ring steps, enters through the ropes and holds her title up high in the air for the crowd to see. She stands in her corner and so does Solomon as her music begins to fade off. The referee rings for the bell has this match goes under way! )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: THE BELL RINGS FOR THIS MATCH AND IMMEDIATELY SOLOMON AND CAMERON GO RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! PUNCHES AND FOREARM STRIKES BEING EXCHANGED AS SOLOMON IRISH WHIPS CAMERON INTO THE CORNER!
James Peters: Cameron lands in the corner as Solomon goes right in with an uppercut! Solomon Irish whips Cameron Ella Ava in the opposite corner looking for yet another uppercut! He goes for it and-
Rich Russillo: DODGED! Cameron moves out the way as Solomon hits the corner shoulder first! Cameron connects with an enziguri which dazes the challenger!!! Cameron lands a dropkick which sends Solomon tumbling over to the outside! Cameron early in this match sees an opening here as she runs from the opposite ropes and back for a Suicide Dive!
James Peters: SHE HITS IT!
Rich Russillo: Cameron isn’t done! Shes going back into the ring and runs from to the ropes and back and lands another Suicide Dive! Solomon was rocked, and I think that might be enough for—
James Peters: NO! SHE’S GOING BACK FOR A THIRD SUICIDE DIVE! CAMERON GETS BACK IN THE RING AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK, BEFORE FINALLY SHE GOES FOR IT—
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON CAUGHT HER! HES GRABBING HER BY THE THROAT AND SOLOMON IS CHOKING HER!!!! HE SLAMS HER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE BEHIND HIM AND CAMERON FEELS THE BRUNT OF THAT FORCE!!!
James Peters: Solomon is bringing Cameron Ella Ava back to her feet, and he lands a Belly to Belly Suplex onto the outside floor!! Cameron lands hard on that ringside floor as Solomon looks to be getting himself something under the ring. This is after all a hardcore match for the Hardcore title, and what is Solomon bringing out???
Rich Russillo: Solomon has a steel chair! He’s looking right at Cameron and swings right towards her!! THE CHAIR LANDS RIGHT ON HER BACK AND SOLOMON SWINGS AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!
(*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*)
James Peters: CAMERON FEELS THE PAIN OF THOSE CHAIR SHOTS!
Persephone: That’s how Luis got me—
Rich Russillo: I’m going to stop you right there! Solomon tosses the chair before pulling Cameron in, AND HE LIFTS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! SOLOMON SEEMS TO BE SETTING UP FOR A POWERBOMB TO THE CHAMPION, AND THIS COULD BE REALLY BAD IF IT CONNECTS!
James Peters: CAMERON ESCAPES THOUGH!!! SHE JUMPS OUT OF IT AND IS BEHIND SOLOMON NOW! SHE LANDS A LEG SWEEP ON SOLOMON AS SHE GETS ON THE APRON AND LANDS A METEORA!!!
Rich Russillo: Now Cameron is the one looking for a weapon, as she’s looking around under the ring!
James Peters: It looks like she got something!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S GOT A TRASH CAN!! Cameron is holding onto that trash can as Solomon is starting to get back up!
(*CRASH!*)
James Peters: CAMERON HITS SOLOMON IN THE HEAD WITH THE TRASH CAN! WHAT A SHOT, AND SHE ISN’T DONE THERE! She’s putting the trash can on Solomon’s head as Solomon is right on his knees! Cameron takes a step back and lands an Axe Kick right on top of the trash can!!! Solomon is now laid out with the trash can still on top of his head! Cameron now lands a senton as Solomon is in a whole ton of pain!
Rich Russillo: Cameron is feeling herself as she lets out a scream as the crowd here in Edmonton roars in excitement! Solomon gets the trash can off his head as he is back on his feet, but is dazed still from that plethora of offense from Cameron.
James Peters: Cameron brings Solomon back into the ring as she looks for the cover!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russillo: Solomon kicks out as Cameron goes back out the ring, and starts to look for another weapon to introduce into this match.
Persephone: It better be something good.
( Cameron was able to find something since she has a grin on her face. )
James Peters: SHE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIN! Cameron is taking it all out and as she’s gets back into the ring and is eyeing the challenger. Cameron goes for it and, OH NO!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON IS NAILING THAT STEEL CHAIN ACROSS THE BACK OF SOLOMON!! CAMERON BASICALLY USING THE CHAIN TO WHIP SOLOMON! HE’S FEELING THE PAIN OF THAT STEEL CHAIN, AND LOOK! SHE’S WRAPPING THE CHAIN AROUND SOLOMON’S NECK! SHE’S TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT!!!
James Peters: SOLOMON IS GASPING FOR AIR AS CAMERON IS RELENTLESS IN HER PURSUIT TO KEEP HER CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN INTACT!
Rich Russillo: HOLD ON JUST A MOMENT, THOUGH! SOLOMON MANAGES TO GRAB THE CHAIN AND WITH AS MUCH POWER HE STILL HAS LEFT, HE YANKS IT THE CHAIN SENDING CAMERON TUMBLING DOWN ON THE MAT!
James Peters: Solomon now is in possession of that chain as he’s gripping onto it and-
Rich Russillo: HE WHIPS IT IN THE ABDOMEN OF OUR CHAMPION! CAMERON IS HOLDING ONTO HER STOMACH AS YOU CAN THE MARK THAT’S LEFT FROM THAT VICIOUS SHOT FROM THE STEEL CHAIN! SOLOMON PICKS CAMERON OFF THE GROUND AND LANDS A FALLAWAY SLAM!
James Peters: IT SENDS HER ACROSS THE RING! Solomon hooks the right leg of Cameron Ella Ava to try and win her championship tonight!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russillo: Cameron stays alive in this match! Solomon doesn’t seem too bothered by the kick out as he gets back the steel chain is wrapping it around Cameron’s right ankle! What the hell is Solomon going to do here??
James Peters: HE STOMPS ON THE ANKLE! THE FORCE OF THE STOMP AND THE CHAIN COMBINED AS A DEADLY COMBINATION FOR CAMERON TO SUSTAIN! Solomon continues the assault on the right leg of Cameron as he nails a knee to her hamstring!
Persephone: She might not be able to walk when this is done. Good. One less awful wrestler on my brand.
Rich Russillo: He follows it up with holding that right leg and snapping it! He’s doing everything he can to weaken that point of Cameron’s leg! Solomon once again picks Cameron pick up but this he has her in a Fireman’s Carry position! He seems to have a move in mind here as he–
James Peters: CAMERON ESCAPES! She lands behind Solomon and turns to the second rope, BEFORE JUMPING INTO IT AND LOOKING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON MOVES OUT THE WAY! Cameron doesn’t connect and look at that! Cameron’s right leg buckles a bit right there due to the damage that was done by Solomon! That’s momentary inconvenience as-
James Peters: BIG BOOT FROM SOLOMON STANE! HE LANDS A NASTY BIG BOOT RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF OUR HARDCORE CHAMPION! HE GOES FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russillo: Cameron kicks out! Solomon looks at the referee, not amused whatsoever as he now proceeds to roll out of the ring to introduce another weapon into the fold.
Persephone: What’s Solomon going to bring out now? Maybe it will be a BB gun or something. Or a real one. That’d be nice.
James Peters: Well it’s neither of those. Instead it’s a spiked 2×4!!!! That wood plank covered with nails on each side!!! Solomon is going to do something nasty towards Cameron here!!!
Rich Russillo: Solomon rolls himself back into the ring as Cameron is back on her knees and SOLOMON SMASHES THE SPIKED 2×4 INTO CAMERON’S FOREHEAD! THE NAILS ARE PENETRATING DEEP INTO HER SKIN AS THE CROWD HERE IN EDMONTON CANT BELIEVE IT!
( Soon enough, blood starts gushing out of Cameron Ella Ava’s forehead as it drips onto the canvas and all over Cameron’s face, giving her a crimson mask. Solomon has a sick and sadistic smile on his face as the 2×4 is covered with Cameron’s blood! )
Persephone: YEAAHHHHHH!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THEY’RE BLEEDING!
James Peters: Cameron gets back onto her feet in the corner as Solomon goes right after her with a Corner Splash! She hits the top turnbuckle head first as Solomon runs from the opposite corner and back and lands a second Corner Splash!
Rich Russillo: Solomon isn’t done here! He goes right back to the opposite and looks to land a Corner Dropkick to the back of Cameron’s head as he goes for it-
James Peters: MOVED OUT THE WAY! Cameron dodges the Dropkick attempt from Solomon as he hits the corner turnbuckle leg first!!! Solomon is feeling the effects of the failed Dropkick as Cameron seizes her opportunity!!
Rich Russillo: SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! IT SENDS SOLOMON TUMBLING TO THE OUTSIDE! SOLOMON IS DAZED AS ONE CAN BE AS THIS IS CAMERON’S TIME TO TURN THIS MATCH AROUND!
James Peters: SHE STANDS ON THE APRON AND RUNS TOWARDS SOLOMON WHO’S NEAR THE CORNER BARRICADE FROM THE STAGE, AS SHE LANDS AVACADABRA!!!!! THE SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS AS SOLOMON GOES CRASHING OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE FANS!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON WITH ONE TWEAKED LEG STANDS ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE AND LEAPS TOWARDS SOLOMON IN THE CROWD TAKING EACH OTHER OUT!
James Peters: The crowd here in the open air stadium in Edmonton are going wild as Cameron is laying down some punches to Solomomn while he’s on the ground!
Rich Russillo: Cameron brings Solomon back to his feet and nails a chop to his chest which echoes in the stadium!
James Peters: Solomon tries to walk away and catch his breath but Cameron follows suit as she nails another chop to the chest- but Solomon follows that up with an elbow right to the forehead of Cameron Ella Ava!
Rich Russillo: They’re exchanging elbows and forearms with each other, this is a real fight for the right to be called the Hardcore Champion! It looks like they made their way to the production area near the stage!
James Peters: There’s some tables that are set up near that staging area as Cameron and Solomon are fighting next to it! Solomon grabs Cameron by the neck, looking to choke her out like he did before in the beginning portion of this match but Cameron responds back with a headbut!!
Rich Russillo: That heatbutt has caused some blood to spill from Solomon this time around as it’s now gushing from his forehead as well, all while some of Cameron’s own blood is smeared on his face thanks to that headbutt she connected with!
James Peters: Cameron climbs up to the stage as Solomon follows right behind as they are now fighting on the stage area where all the Elitists make their entrance! They are exchanging even more punches and elbows to each other as they fight on the edge of the stage with the tables down below!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON MANAGES TO CLOCK A SPINNING BACKFIST TO CAMERON AS NOW HE LOOKS TO HIT A FALLAWAY SLAM TO SEND CAMERON CRASHING DOWN TO THE TABLES BELOW! HE GOES FOR IT—
James Peters: NOOO CAMERON FIGHTS BACK! SHE’S FIGHTING BACK WITH EVERY FIBER IN HER BEING AS SHE CLOCKS SOLOMON WITH RAPID FIRE PUNCHES AND A KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON IS STUNNED FOR THE MOMENT! Cameron steps back a bit as she runs towards Solomon and WHATTTT—
(*CRASHHHH*)
James Peters: SUNSET BOULEVARD!!! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE AS BOTH CAMERON AND SOLOMON GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE TABLES BELOW OH MY GOD THEY ARE BOTH OUT!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
Rich Russillo: THE FANS CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW! AS BOTH CAMERON AND SOLOMON ARE DOWN OUT FOLLOWING THAT INSANE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!
Persephone: Ehhh I have seen better…
James Peters: Come on….
Rich Russillo: Well anyways… It looks like both of these competitors are getting back to their feet as Cameron Ella Ava is grabbing Solomon by the hair as she drags towards the ramp area where they are on the entrance way. Cameron has Solomon in a suplex position looking to hit one here on the entrance as she goes for it but Solomon blocks it!
James Peters: Solomon switched positions with Cameron though, as he nails a SAITO SUPLEX ON THE RAMP AREA! CAMERON JUST HIT THE RAMP HARD! CAMERON IS AGONY FOLLOWING THAT SAITO!
Rich Russillo: Solomon is bringing Cameron back into the ring as he pushes her in the ring and looks to go for the pinfall!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
James Peters: Cameron once again kicks out in this match as Solomon argues with the referee here! He thinks the referee is counting slow on purpose when really he counted perfectly normal to me.
Rich Russillo: Regardless, Solomon brings Cameron back to her feet and he goes for a discus lariat but Cameron dodges it! Cameron grabs a hold of Solomon’s hand and tweaks it with a snap! Solomon is reeling as now Cameron got Solomon’s arm and locks in an armbar submission! She’s trying to make him tap out here and end this match with a submission victory!
James Peters: Cameron has that armbar locked in! Mother herself is screaming for Solomon to tap out here, to slay this monster of a man and retain her title! It’s looking Solomon might just give up here and submit–
Rich Russillo: NO WAIT! SOLOMON GRABS HOLD OF THE 2X4 THAT WAS USED EARLIER IN THE MATCH IS USING TO ATTACK CAMERON RIGHT ON HER FOREARMS!!! CAMERON IS FORCED TO LET GO AS SOLOMON IS FEELING THE EFFECT OF THAT ARMBAR FROM CAMERON!
James Peters: Solomon and Cameron are both on their feet as Solomon tries to for a rolling elbow with his other arm but Cameron ducks that and lands a Penalty Kick right into the head of Solomon Stane! Stane is stunned here as Cameron with all her strength nails a nasty Snap Suplex to Solomon!! She goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Persephone: DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: Nope, nice try Persephone! Solomon kicks out of that Snap Suplex as this match for the Hardcore Championship continues forward! Cameron with a crimson mask covering her face and blood dripping all around her body, she rolls out of the ring and looks to grab another weapon to be used and inflicted upon in this match.
( Cameron goes under the ring and pulls out… )
James Peters: A cheesegrater???
Rich Russillo: That’s right! Cameron Ella Ava got a cheesegrater involved in this match as she heads back into the ring and grabs a hold of Solomon’s head! This may payback for what Solomon did with that spiked 2×4 as now Cameron Ella Ava is RUBBING THE CHEESEGRATER BACK AND FORTH ON SOLOMON’S HEAD FOREHEAD!!!
James Peters: OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! CAMERON IS HOLDING THAT CHEESEGRATER UP HIGH AS THE CROWD CHEERS HER ON!!!
Rich Russillo: Cameron puts the cheesegrater down as she goes right back to the right arm of Solomon and using some joint manipulation as she torts and snaps it’s more as she could!
James Peters: She brings Solomon back to his feet as she tries to go for a Dragon Suplex, BUT THAT DAMAGED LEG IS GETTING TO HER, CAUSING HER TO BE UNABLE TO LIFT THE ALREADY LARGER SOLOMON STANE! Cameron is forced to let go!
Rich Russillo: Solomon is realizing the opportunity that’s in front of him as Cameron turns her back on Solomon as SOLOMON NAILS HER WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THAT TWEAKED LEG!
James Peters: Cameron goes down as now Solomon grabs the steel chain that’s still lying in the ring and wraps it around Cameron’s right leg and starts applying a Cloverleaf submission!!! Solomon has locked it tight on Cameron who’s once again on the defensive end in this match!
Rich Russillo: You can feel the pain in Cameron’s eyes as she’s looking for anything that’s going to help her escape! She’s holding on the ropes but the referee isn’t telling Solomon to let go because this is a anything goes type of match for the Hardcore Championship!
Persephone: AH! What an idiot!
James Peters: Don’t speak too soon! I think Cameron knows that Persephone, because she’s crawling herself out from the bottom rope looking for something whilst being still locked in that Cloverleaf! If Solomon holds on this submission, Cameron might not choice but to tap out her-
(*SMACK!*)
Rich Russillo: CAMERON JUST LASHED A KENDO STICK ON THE SHOULDER OF SOLOMON STANE! SOLOMON IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THAT THE SUBMISSION AS CAMERON DROPS THE KENDO STICK!
James Peters: Cameron rolls out of the ring as Solomon sees her! He’s trying to drag back into the ring with her hair as he pokes his head through the middle rope trying to grab Cameron Ella Ava. Solomon is doing whatever he can to–
(*BANG!*)
Persephone: A TOOL BOX? CAMERON JUST NAILED SOLOMON’S HEAD WITH A TOOLBOX AS SOLOMON IS BLEEDING EVEN MORE THAN HE ALREADY WAS OH MY GOD! MORE OF HIS BLOOD IS SPILLING ONTO THE RING AS CAMERON AS IN AMOUNT PAIN SHE IS RIGHT NOW, MAY WEAKEN SOLOMON FOR A JUST A MOMENT!
James Peters: Cameron brings the tool box back with her in the ring as she climbs towards the top rope with the Tool Box in hand! Solomon gets back to his feet and turns around and-
Rich Russillo: HE’S MET WITH ANOTHER TOOL BOX SHOT AS CAMERON NAILS HIM WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE WITH THE TOOL BOX!
James Peters: CAMERON ISN’T DONE THOUGH, CAMERON HAS SOLOMON IN A DRAGON SUPLEX POSITION AND…
Rich Russillo: SHE HITS IT! SHE NAILS THE DRAGON SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE TOOLBOX! THE CROWD CHEERS ON FOR CAM HERE AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN AGAINST SOLOMON!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
James Peters: SOLOMON KICKS OUT! Being hit with a damn toolbox and still managing to kick out is pretty damn impressive, I’ll give Solomon that.
Rich Russillo: Cameron looks frustrated that it didn’t seem to be the end of The Deliverer as Cameron brings Solomon right back to his feet as she nails him with a ton of forearms and slaps to the face! Sheets him again, and again, and again!
James Peters: She’s nailing with multiple slaps to the face as she now has Solomon in a Powerbomb position as she looks to nailing him with a Turnbuckle variation. Cameron tries to pick up Solomon but immediately Solomon reverses it!
Rich Russillo: Solomon nails Cameron with an Enziguri!
Crowd: BOOO!
James Peters: Cameron steps back from the ropes and nails Solomon with a Superkick!
Crowd: YEAHH!!!
Rich Russillo: Solomon is stunned monetarily as Cameron runs from the ropes and back looking to some form of-
James Peters: NO! NORTHERN LARIAT FROM SOLOMON STANE AS HE KNOCKS THE LIGHT OUT OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! I THINK I EVEN SAW SPIT COMING OUT CAMERONS MOUTH FROM THAT LARIAT OH MY GOD!
Persephone: I-
James Peters: DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD PERSEPHONE!
Persephone: I wasn’t going to, sheesh.
Rich Russillo: Solomon brings Cameron right back and nails her with TRIUMPH OF TRUTH! THE ONE HANDED SIT OUT CHOKESLAM AND HE NAILS IT RIGHT ON TOP OF THE TOOLBOX! CAMERON’S BACK LANDS ON THE TOOLBOX HARD AS SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PINFALL!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
James Peters: Not quite! Cameron kicks out as Solomon can’t believe it! He’s beside himself as Cameron Ella Ava is still in this match as Solomon is looking up at the sky. I think we know what he’s doing right here.
( Solomon begins to mumble to himself, talking to God and asking what he needs to do next in order for him to become Hardcore Champion. He looks around for his surrounding as he gets outside the ring, looking for another weapon to introduce in this match. )
Rich Russillo: Solomon has rolled out of the ring, following that “talk” he had with God, and what is he going to get out of it???
James Peters: A TABLE! Solomon is bringing out a table! Solomon sets up the table on the outside as it goes back into the ring and to look for…
Rich Russillo: Another table! This time he slides this table back into the ring as Solomon is still not done! He goes back under and what else does he get???
James Peters: A STOP SIGN! Solomon chucks the Stop Sign into the ring, as he may be looking for one more thing to bring back into the ring.
Rich Russillo: Solomon has got a… A mysterious black bag? By the looks of it I don’t even think Solomon knows what’s inside that bag but nonetheless he slides that back into the ring. Whatever god has told this man, has brought out all the weapons he feels is necessary for him to win this match.
Persephone: Solomon could have just done this himself, bro needed God’s advice. 💀
James Peters: Solomon slides back into the ring as Cameron Ella Ava is back up on her feet following that Triumph of Truth as Solomon nails the Bell Clap to Cameron as Solomon then picks up Cameron looking to land a Gorilla Press Slam, and maybe even throw Cameron to the table on the outside.
Rich Russillo: WAIT! Cameron reverses into a sunset flip pinning combination as she’s got Solomon’s shoulders on the ground! The referee makes the count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
James Peters: Solomon kicks out, as both Cameron and Solomon get back up right away! Solomon grabs a hold of the Stop Sign and is looking to hit Cameron with it and–
Rich Russillo: WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! THE FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS FROM CAMERON TO SOLOMON! CAMERON QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER AS SHE GETS ANOTHER PIN!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!!!
James Peters: SOLOMON KICKS OUT! Cameron doesn’t look too frustrated as she knows it’s going to take a lot more damage to get Solomon down and out for the three. Cameron is noticing the table that’s laid out in the ring and is deciding on something it seems.
Rich Russillo: It looks like Cameron is going to pick up the table which she does and she’s placing it in the bottom right corner of the ring, as she sets the table up right there. Solomon is slowly getting back to their feet as this war between both competitors is taking a toll on both of them, with blood dripped and smeared all over the canvas and covering their entire faces. Cameron’s face of rage says it as she goes towards Solomon for another ‘Avacadabra’ Shining Wizard!
James Peters: Solomon dodges it and moves out the way as Cameron lands right on her back! Solomon picks her right back up and looks to finally hit a Fireman’s Carry onto the table but Cameron is fighting back! Nailing elbows on Solomon’s head, looking for every possible way to get out of this predicament which she manages to do!
Rich Russillo: Solomon rushes back towards her in the center BUT CAMERON CATCHES HIM WITH A HEADSCISSORS AS SHE HAS HER HEAD IN BETWEEN HER LEGS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE TABLE.
Persephone: YEAH! Solomon goes crashing do-
James Peters: WAIT, NO! SOLOMON STOPPED HIMSELF! HE ALMOST WENT THROUGH FROM THAT HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY CAMERON BUT HE MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM GOING THROW THAT TABLE BUT I DON’T CAMERON HAS REALIZED THAT!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON TURNS AROUND IS NAILED WITH THE CALL OF VOID! DISCUSS HAMMERSTRIKE FROM SOLOMON STANE! SOLOMON PICKS CAMERON RIGHT BACK TO HER FEET AND–
Persephone: HE BIEL THROWS HER INTO THE TABLE!! CAMERON GOES CRASHING INTO IT AS THE CROWD GO INSANE! CAMERON MAY BE OUT RIGHT THERE AS SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEG WITH THE REFEREE MAKING ANOTHER COUNT!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: …………….
James Peters: CAMERON KICKS OUT! SHE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH AS SOLOMON SLAMS HIS FIST IN HIS FRUSTRATION TO THE MATT. OUR CHAMPION IS IN THIS FIGHT AS SOLOMON IS BESIDE HIMSELF
Rich Russillo: He turns his head and notices the Stop Sign from earlier as he immediately grabs it and–
James Peters: WITHOUT ANY MERCY IS SMACKING IT REPEATEDLY IN THE RIBCAGE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! HE’S HITTING HER ON THE SIDE OF THAT STOP SIGN OVER AND OVER AND LOOK! CAMERON ENTIRE RIB AREA IS COVERED IN MARKS FROM THAT STOP SIGN.
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON WANTS TO HAVE HER BE DAMAGED AS MUCH AS HE CAN! AS SOLOMON PICKS HER RIGHT UP LOOKING TO THE HIT THE ODIN’S EYE GOURDBUSTER GTS! HE GOES FOR IT, AND–
James Peters: REVERSED BY CAMERON! SHE GETS OUT OF ODIN’S EYE! CAMERON RUNS TOWARDS SOLOMON WHO CATCHES AND LIFTS HER UP FOR A SAMOAN DROP BUT CAMERON LANDS A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH IN THE MID-AIR! THE FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS AS SOLOMON IS DAZED STILL AS CAMERON STUMBLE BACK INTO HER CORNER!
Rich Russillo: SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER WONDER WOMAN PUNCH AND CONNECTS WITH IT! SOLOMON IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AS CAMERON GETS HIM RIGHT BACK UP AND LANDS THE SNAPBACK! THE SNAPMARE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AS CAMERON GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: …………….
James Peters: SOLOMON KICKS OUT, AND CAMERON JUST HAS A LOOK OF EXHAUSTION ON HER FACE AS SOLOMON IS SOMEHOW STILL FIGHTING IN THIS MATCHUP! She looks at the referee, who tells her that the shoulder went up in time.
Rich Russillo: Cameron looks around the ring, the canvas that is filled with splatters of both her and Solomon’s blood as she sees the Tool Box that hasn’t even been opened in this match. It was used as a weapon but it was never opened as Cameron crawled towards it. She’s opening it, and she’s finding some nuts and bolts and–
James Peters: A WRENCH! Cameron Ella Ava has a wrench as she gets back to her feet as Solomon is getting back right on his knees as Cameron slowly and angrily goes towards him as she swings that wrench into his skull and–
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STOPS HER IN TIME! HE’S HOLDING ONTO HER WRIST AS SOLOMON MAKES CAMERON DROP THE WRENCH AS HE HEADBUTTS HER NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE CONSECUTIVE TIMES!
Persephone: Both of these Elitists have to be checked for CTE when this is over.
James Peters: SOLOMON GRABS A HOLD OF CAMERON AS HE LOOKS TO GO FOR ANOTHER TRIUMPH OF TRUTH SITOUT CHOKESLAM TO HER! HE LIFTS HER AND-
Rich Russillo: CAMERON NAILED SOLOMON WITH THE WRENCH. SHE MUST HAVE GRABBED THE WRENCH BEFORE SOLOMON COULD EVEN NOTICE IT! SHE HIT HIM RIGHT OPEN IN THE HEAD WITH THAT WRENCH AS SHE RUNS FROM THE ROPES AND AND—
James Peters: MATRIARCH RISING!!!!! THE STEP UP AXE KICK CONNECTS AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER! IS CAMERON RETAINING HER CHAMPIONSHIP HERE???
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: …………….
Referee: …………….
Referee: …………….
Persephone: WHAT????
Rich Russillo: HE KICKS OUT! SOLOMON KICKS OUT! HE KICKS OUT OF THE STEP-UP AXE KICK FROM CAMERON AS CAMERON CAN’T BELIEVE IT. SOLOMON IS SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS MATCH AND CAMERON ELLA AVA IS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF!
James Peters: You could see the toll this match is taking on both of these performers, we don’t know when enough is enough for these two as Cameron must like she’s running out of options- but wait a minute. It looks like she notices something…
Rich Russillo: The black bag! That bag that Solomon brought in earlier, that hasn’t been opened yet. Cameron crawls quickly over to that bag as she stands back up and dumbs whatever is in the bag and–
James Peters: A combination of glass and thumbtacks! If you think one was bad, both of those objects combined is a deadly combination. The glass and thumbtacks are dumped in the middle of the ring as Cameron notices Solomon starting to get back to his feet.
Rich Russillo: Cameron brings Solomon over to the middle of the ring as with whatever energy she has left, lifts him into a Fireman’s Carry as she’s looking to hit the NO BODY NO CRIME FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER! BUT CAMERON ISN’T ABLE TO FULLY LIFT SOLOMON!
James Peters: SOLOMON GOES RIGHT AT CAMERON WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT BUT CAMERON DUCKS IT AND RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BACK TOWARDS SOLOMON FOR A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH AND–
Persephone: OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON MOVES OUT THE WAY AND COUNTERS WITH A LEG SWEEP, CAUSING CAMERON TO LAND FOREARM FIRST INTO THE THUMBTACKS AND GLASS!!!! HER ENTIRE FOREARM IS IN PAIN AS CAMERON IS VISIBLY SHAKING!!!
James Peters: SOLOMON GRABS CAMERON AND PLACES HER INTO POSITION AND LANDS THE SANITY’S SAKE!!! SPINNING CANADIAN RACK FACEBUSTER!!! SOLOMON GOES FOR THE COVER HERE!!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: …………….
Referee: …………….
Referee: …………….
Crowd: ……….
Persephone: I can’t believe it….
Rich Russillo: CAMERON KICKS OUT ON THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!! SOLOMON IS SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW! HE’S LOOKING AT THE REFEREE LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST. This match continues and Solomon is not the Hardcore Champion, even after all of that!
James Peters: Solomon is on his knees right now, looking for anything and he’s noticing the table he still had on the outside! Solomon rolls out of the ring and brings that table into the ring. He’s looking the ring and now and—
Rich Russillo: LIGHTER FLUID AND A LIGHTER???? Solomon comes back into the ring and with what he has in his hand as he drops them to put the table backup in place! Solomon is taking the lighter fluid and smearing all over the damn table!
James Peters: He has the lighter now and–
Rich Russillo:THE TABLE HAS BEEN SET ON FIRE! WE HAVE FLAMING TABLE IN THIS MATCH NOW AS SOLOMON IS GOING TO THE ABSOLUTE EXTREME LENGTHS TO WIN THIS MATCH! SOLOMON HAS CAMERON UP TO HER AND AS HER IN POSITION TO LAND TRIUMPH OF TRUTH SITOUT CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!
James Peters: SOLOMON GOES FOR IT AND–
Rich Russillo: CAMERON ESCAPES AND LANDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF SOLOMON! THESE TWO ARE SO CLOSE THIS IS GETTING CLOSE!!!
James Peters: CAMERON BRINGS SOLOMON NEAR THE CORNER NOW, AND USING WHATEVER SHE HAS LEFT, SHE’S BRINGING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON HAS SOLOMON IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! SHE’S GOING FOR THE NO BODY NO CRIME ONE MORE TIME, ONLY THIS TIME ON THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE! SHE GOES FOR IT AND-
James Peters: NO! SOLOMON SLIPS OUT OF HER GRASP, AND-
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! THE CRUCIFIX! SOLOMON KEPT THE SHARPENED CRUCIFIX THAT HE ALWAYS USED, AND HE JUST TOOK IT OUT BEFORE SLICING CAMERON RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH IT!!!! CAMERON WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT, AND NOW SOLOMON LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE!
James Peters: SOLOMON QUICKLY CLIMBS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, KNOWING THAT CAMERON IS HURTING FROM THAT SLICE TO THE BACK! SOLOMON HAS CAMERON IN RACK POSITION FOR—–
CROWD: KJDHFBHIEJNBNJNHBFHJDHBD
(*CRASH!*)
Rich Russillo: AN AVALANCHE VERSION OF SANITY’S SAKE! THE SPINNING CANADIAN RACK FACEBUSTER THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!
James Peters: BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT, BUT SOLOMON DRAPES HIS ARM OVER CAMERON’S CHEST AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEWWWWWW EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… SOLOMON STANEEEEE!!!!
(‘The World Is Gonna End Tonight’ hits once more, and Solomon Stane slowly rolls off of Cameron Ella Ava as Trixie Stane rushes into the ring. The referee retrieves the Hardcore Championship, handing it to Solomon as he sits up. Solomon stares at it through all of the blood in his face, before finally handing it to Trixie as he slowly finds his way to his feet.)
James Peters: What an absolute unreal match that was man, these two absolutely went nuts on each other, trying to kill one another and in the end it’s Solomon Stane, reigning victorious and becoming the new EAW Hardcore Champion.
Persephone: At least they didn’t hold back in the end. They’re not good wrestlers so the more they tried to kill each other the more entertaining this got.
Rich Russillo: Cameron Ella Ava was an incredible Hardcore Champion, she defended that title with every ounce of passion you can imagine. She did everything she could to keep her title tonight, and there were times where we thought she vanquished the monster that is Solomon. At the end though, Solomon was just too much for Cameron to overcome.
James Peters: Congratulations to the new Hardcore Champion Solomon Stane, for winning in what was a brutal and violent war!
( Solomon Stane is seen getting helped back to his feet by Trixie Stane, who drapes the EAW Hardcore Championship on his shoulder. Cameron Ella Ava is seen getting checked out by two doctors ringside, and the final shot sees Solomon Stane barely being able to raise up his newly won Championship as the crowd Edmonton boo “their Savior”. From there, the camera fades off. )
( A commercial is shown for Marvel Rivals, featuring Jake Smith playing as Jeff the Shark. )
(The Graphic for the next match appears)
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(The camera returns to the ring where Bella Braxton are standing in the ring with a microphone in hand as she is ready to begin the introductions for the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is our special INTERBRAND TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM SHOWCASE MATCH AND IT SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(The lights go out, a lone spotlight shines at the entrance way before the sounds of a heart beating begin to fill the arena, suddenly it goes flat-line as the chords of “Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen plays throughout the arena as the team of Adam Lucas in his wrestling gear and Dr. Bethany Blue M.D. walks out in her extravagant Doctor’s coat and shiny wrestling gear . She has a stethoscope around her neck. Dr. Bethany Blue M.D. stops for a moment, looking out at the crowd with a smirk before looking at Adam before they head to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first and making their way to the ring. At a total combined weight of 363 pounds. Here is the team of ADAM LUCAS AND DR. BETHANY BLUE! THE ROYAL ELITE!
Stew-O: Here comes the first of three teams heading to the ring for this special Interbrand matchup. For Weeks, Bethany and Adam have proclaimed that none of the other teams are at the level that the Royal Elite are at to win this match.
Persephone: Gawd I hate these two. I wonder what Dr. Deranged Bitch got her ugly manthing for Christmas. Mouth hugs because she’s a whore or flea shampoo because he looks like a walking infestation of filth.
Gavin Kirkland: Mouth hugs from Bethan… NO! She is the enemy tonight and the enemy must be vanquished… at least I hope so. I mean they are really good in the ring.
(Bethany stops and examines some of the fans, giving them some advice. The Royal Elite finally makes it to the ring, as Adam hops on the apron, opening the ropes for the Good Doctor as she steps in-between the ropes before entering the ring himself. Bethany hops on the second rope and motions with her hand signaling she is “THE M.D.!” with a devious smile on her face before she walks over to the corner where Adam is standing.)
(Seconds later, the sounds of “7 Rings” by Ariana Grande starts playing throughout the arena as the crowd gives a mixed reaction to the entrance of Veena Adams and Charlie Marr. They have a look of strict business on their faces as they head straight to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing their opponents! First! At a total combined weight of 377 pounds. Here is the team of VEENA ADAMS AND CHARLIE MARR! AD INFINITUM!
Persephone: HAHAHAHA! Yes my girl Veena is here which means this match isn’t completely filled with idiots.
Stew-O: Last week on Showdown, Veena and Charlie called out the other two teams and it didn’t really work out for them since it was Bethany and Adam who got the one up as they snuck out of the eventual brawl as the others beat the hell out of each other.
Gavin Kirkland: Blah blah blah. If anybody can shine through and knock the other teams on their asses to win the match, then it’s Ad Infinitum! GO SHOWDOWN!!
(Veena and Charlie enter the ring and take a neutral corner while glaring at Bethany and Adam in the ring as their music is quickly replaced by ‘I2I’ by Magnolia Park as the crowd starts cheering wildly for the entrance of Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister. They both have smiles on their faces, but their eyes tell a different story. They are ready to fight as they head to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the final team! At a total combined weight of 360 pounds. Here is the team of RAVEN ROBERTS AND REX MCALLISTER! FIRE! AND! ICE!
Gavin Kirkland: If Wrestling had its own personal dictionary, then this team would be next to the word BORING! I bet they eat boring spaghetti dinners when they are at home.
Persephone: These two dumbfucks can die for all I care. Jump off a cliff and land on the pointy rocks below. None of these losers can hold a candle to me and my amazing Luis.
Stew-O: Fire and Ice might be the Wild Cards in this match when it comes to winning, but both Raven and Rex have what it takes to be the triumphant team in this match for brand and couples superiority. Which team will leave victorious? We are about to find out!
(Rex and Raven enter the ring and all three teams storm to the middle of the ring for battle as their music fades off and the referee is doing everything they can to keep these three separated. Luckily, the three teams go back to their neutral corners as the referee quickly calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match is underway and we are about to see who is starting this match. Gonna be interesting because the only real rule that is going to be enforced is that the teams must tag in and out of this match.
Persephone: Good fucking luck with that. Just so everybody else can be bored with this match, there will be one member of each team in the ring at a time… yeah right. Pinfall or submission ends this match and I hope to gawd it’s quick.
Gavin Kirkland: Looks like it’s going to be the ladies of the team who will all be starting this match and I couldn’t be happier. There’s a standoff in the middle in the middle of the ring—
Stew-O: BEFORE VEENA AND RAVEN IMMEDIATELY START DOUBLE TEAMING ON DR. BETHANY! They are just clobbering Bethany taking her down to the mat.
Gavin Kirkland: They are just getting straight to the point as there are five former World Champions in this match. The only one who hasn’t held World Title gold is Veena. Such a travesty.
Persephone: Mrs. McAllister… blech… with a kick to the head of the Whore Doctor. Alright, which of our loser World Champions is gonna give up their title for Veena? Dynasty’s loser, Showdown’s loser, Voltage’s loser, or that Million Dollar Bimbo?
Stew-O: Raven brings Bethany back to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Bethany comes back with the rebound AND VEENA JUMPS OVER RAVEN AND HITS THE THESZ PRESS ON BETHANY AS VEENA STARTS PUNCHING BETHANY IN THE FACE!
Persephone: Veena is the most athletic person in this match and nothing will change my mind. AND THAT WHORE BUZZARD JUST DROPKICKED MY GIRL VEENA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: How dare they do that to Veena! Veena rolls away holding her head in pain as Raven goes back to attacking Bethany as Raven once again tries to whip her to the ropes, BUT BETHANY GRABS RAVEN’S ARM–
Stew-O: AND PULLS HER INTO A RIPCORD FOREARM SENDING RAVEN STAGGERING INTO THE ROPES! Bethany has hold of Raven and brings her over to Adam–
(TAG!)
Persephone: Great. Fido is in the match! Good boy, Adam! Now roll over and play dead.
Gavin Kirkland: I love how much you enjoy your team, bitch. Adam is legal in the match as Bethany hits the ropes AND DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO RAVEN–
Stew-O: AS ADAM HITS THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! RAVEN IS DOWN AS ADAM TRIES TO GO FOR A COVER, BUT VEENA HIT A PALM STRIKE TO THE BASE OF ADAM’S SKULL!
Gavin Kirkland: Team Showdown has the advantage right now and I couldn’t be happier as Veena has a handful of Adam’s hair and snapmares him over AND KICKS HIM IN THE SPINE!
(TAG!)
Persephone: But birdbrain managed to tag that loser husband of hers and he comes running in and clobbers Veena in the throat with a running lariat. Can’t something fall from the ceiling and clobber him so we never have to see him again?
Stew-O: Good luck with that, BUT HERE COMES CHARLIE MARR! HE DID NOT LIKE THAT ONE BIT AND THAT LEADS TO BETHANY BLUE COMING BACK INTO THE RING AND NOW EVERYBODY WHO IS STILL STANDING ARE BRAWLING ALREADY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Persephone: What the hell were you expecting when you have five idiots and Veena in one match with no rules except to tag? Be lucky it lasted this long before breaking down. I swear I work with morons.
Gavin Kirkland: Veena is down in the ring and Raven is still down on the apron as the referee is doing their damndest to get everybody back to where they are supposed to be AS CHARLIE CATCHES REX WITH A CHEAP SHOT!
Stew-O: Big boot to the side of the head as everybody is somehow ushered back outside the ring AND VEENA IS AWARE OF THAT AND SCRAMBLES INTO THE COVER! WILL SHOWDOWN STEAL IT HERE?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
Persephone: And Adam somehow got off his leash long enough to break up the cover. Bad Adam! Somebody hit him with a newspaper!
Gavin Kirkland: Has the hair dye and silicone seeped into your brain, bitch? Adam kicks Veena aside as he grabs Rex and JUST THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING AS HE GOES TO TAKE CARE OF VEENA ADAMS!
Stew-O: Adam grabs Veena and lifts her up in the air BEFORE SLAMMING HER DOWN ON THE MAT! Adam hits the ropes and comes back BEFORE LEAVING HIS FEET AND HITTING THE LEG DROP ON VEENA!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena holds her throat in pain as Adam runs over AND SLUGS CHARLIE WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE AND KNOCKS HIM OFF THE APRON! Both teams have been neutralized giving Voltage and Adam grabs Veena and whips her to his corner–
(TAG!)
Persephone: Great. Dr. Whorebody is back in the match as the Royal Elite grab hold of Veena and lift her up in the air BEFORE TAKING VEENA DOWN WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! Now Bethany climbs onto the second rope as she gets in position for the Knee Drop–
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR IS BACK ON THE APRON AS HE RUNS OVER AND SHOVES BETHANY OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING AS SHE CRASHES ON THE APRON AND HITS THE FLOOR!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! That was great! I hope she broke her face or something on that landing that was great. Look at Charlie get in the ring and drag Veena over to their corner and tagging himself in.
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: That is legal considering there really are no rules as Charlie slides out of the ring and heads right towards the Doctor. Bethany is trying to get back on her feet AND CHARLIE MARR WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF BETHANY!
Stew-O: Bethany is down and here comes Adam getting in Charlie’s face. Now Charlie and Adam are getting into it on the outside of the ring BUT HERE COMES RAVEN AND REX ON THE APRON–
Persephone: Oh good gawd, seeing those two make me absolutely sick! Charlie and Fido have no clue that those two are on the apron–
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN AND REX COME OFF THE APRON WITH STEREO MISSILE DROPKICKS CATCHING CHARLIE AND ADAM AND SENDING THEM BOTH CRASHING INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Stew-O: Once again this match breaks down as five of the six competitors are either down or fighting right in front of us right now and I don’t like it a damn bit.
Gavin Kirkland: If things get too bad, we can offer Persephone as a sacrifice. Nobody wants her anyway.
Persephone: I hope something falls from the ceiling and hits you in the skull and bashes your brains in, BUT LOOK AT MY GIRL VEENA! VEENA IS IN THE RING AND SHE RUNS FULL SPEED TO THE ROPES AS EVERYBODY IS BACK ON THEIR FEET–
Stew-O: SUICIDE DIVE FROM VEENA ADAMS AND SHE TAKES EVERYBODY DOWN! STRIKE FOR VEENA! AND LISTEN TO THE CROWD CHEER FOR VEENA!
Persephone: Because Veena is fucking awesome that’s why. But it’s her bald manthing Charlie Marr who is legal and she is showing how considerate she is by helping Charlie back to his feet and helping him inside the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex and Bethany are the other two legal competitors in this match as she grabs Bethany and throws to the ring AND BETHANY CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST AND BETHANY STAGGERS OVER TO THE RING BARRICADE TO KEEP HER BALANCE!
Stew-O: Now Veena grabs Rex and rolls him back into the ring before she gets back onto the apron and watches Charlie put the boots to Rex McAllister before grabbing him by the neck AND TAKING HIM UP AND OVER WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! Charlie tries to float over–
Persephone: DR. SKANK SNUCK INTO THE RING AND CAME OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND HIT THE KNEE DROP TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD! STUPID BITCH!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany is coming for blood and I hate that it was at Showdown’s expense, but she did prevent a cover from happening as she goes to Rex and brings him back to his feet.
Stew-O: Bethany is actually gonna try and lift Rex up for a suplex, BUT SHE DOES GET HIM UP IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX! WHAT POWER FROM THE DOCTOR!
Gavin Kirkland: Well duh she has power. Can you imagine the strength she builds pushing around heavy patients. She is not on my brand, but I hope she didn’t have to push Xander Payne’s stretcher last night. Could have given herself a hernia.
Persephone: You’re an idiot. You just are. But once again Dr. Dog Catcher brings that other man back to his feet and hooks his arms for a Tiger Suplex–
Stew-O: REX BLOCKS THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT BEFORE HOOKING BETHANY’S WRISTS AND LIFTING HER INTO A MODIFIED NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX AS REX BRIDGES UP FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!
Persephone: I never thought I would be pleased to see the Ditzy Doctor kick out and keep the match going. I hate her but I don’t wanna see him win. I would send Luis over and slash their tires.
Gavin Kirkland: You still can’t say his name, can you? But Rex is back on his feet as he starts to grab Bethany and brings her to her feet and clobbers her with a forearm to the face!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Charlie has tagged in Veena and Veena is running over to the corner AND SHE IS CLIMBING ON TOP OF CHARLIE’S SHOULDERS! WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE DOING?
Persephone: WHO CARES? This is a thing of beauty regardless of what she has planned. But Charlie is walking Veena standing on top of his shoulder closer to Charlie as he holds onto Veena’s feet.
Gavin Kirkland: Charlie has walked over to Rex and Bethany AS VEENA JUMPS OFF OF CHARLIE’S SHOULDERS AND GRABS REX BY THE HEAD AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BULLDOG!
Stew-O: NOT JUST THAT! AS VEENA CAME DOWN WITH THE BULLDOG, SHE LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF BETHANY! SHE GOT THEM BOTH! VERY CREATIVE OFFENSE BY VEENA!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena was trying to go for a cover on Bethany, but she rolled over enough to prevent a cover. So Veena goes over to Rex and brings him back to his feet as she tries to whip Rex to the ropes–
Persephone: But he manages to reverse it and whip Veena into his team’s corner as that ugly bird reaches out for a tag.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Raven is legal now and she climbs up to the top rope as Rex turns Veena around AND RAVEN COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A HURRICANRANA, BUT SHE SENDS VEENA SAILING INTO REX, WHO PLANTS VEENA WITH A DDT!
Persephone: Good for him. He finally did something right for once in his life. It’s a miracle.
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Neither of them realize that Bethany has tagged in Adam. Rex is leaving the ring AS BETHANY DELIVERED A DROPKICK TO RAVEN’S BACK SENDING HER CRASHING CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: Raven come stumbling backwards out of the corner AND ADAM IS WAITING FOR HER AS HE APPLIES THE WAISTLOCK AND DROPS RAVEN ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX BEFORE BRIDGING UP FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!
THHHH
Persephone: She kicked out. Good for her. This clusterfuck can continue as Adam still has hold of Buzzard and whips her to his corner. Fido comes running in for a Stinger Splash–
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND ADAM GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NOBODY HOME AS BETHANY QUICKLY GRABS HANDFUL OF RAVEN’S HAIR AND TOSSES HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
(TAG!)
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Bethany tags herself in while Charlie Marr does the same thing for his team and these two are getting face to face in the middle of the ring. Bethany did NOT appreciate Charlie pushing her out of the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: NOW THESE TWO START THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AT EACH OTHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! MEANWHILE REX HAS JUST ENTERED THE RING!
Persephone: Of course this match has no rules so the referee can’t do squat… not they were going to anyway.
Stew-O: Rex runs right towards Charlie and Bethany AND HE TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN WITH A BULLDOG! TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL FOR THE HALL OF FAMER! Raven is back to her feet and Rex picks up Charlie and hoists him onto his shoulder.
Persephone: I always knew they were a bunch of cheaters. Those dumbasses deserve everything they get.
Gavin Kirkland: Rex runs towards the center of the ring AND REX HITS A POWERSLAM ON CHARLIE AND CHARLIE LANDED ON TOP OF BETHANY! THEY ARE BOTH DOWN AGAIN–
Stew-O: RAVEN COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT! DIRECT HIT ON BOTH CHARLIE AND BETHANY AS RAVEN GOES FOR THE COVER ON BOTH OF THEM!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHH-
Persephone: Charlie and that other idiot both kicked out. Do you know how annoying it would be if the Vulture would have won that way. We’d never hear the end of it from those two!
Gavin Kirkland: Either way you look at it, Raven is in control of the match right now AS SHE UNLOADS ON CHARLIE MARR WITH THOSE MOUNTED MUAY THAI STRIKES!
Stew-O: But Charlie is doing everything he can to block the shots that keep coming from Raven AND HERE COMES BETHANY BLUE WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT CATCHING RAVEN IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany doesn’t look amused right now as she grabs hold of Raven and picks her up before DROPPING HER DOWN WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Raven is down and Bethany is climbing up to the top rope.
Persephone: Of course she decides to climb. She’s gonna do something stupid. I just know it. Can’t we have Veena come to Voltage so I don’t completely lose my mind with this shit.
Stew-O: Veena is waiting for Raven to get back to her feet, BUT HERE COMES REX AND REX JUST TRIPS UP BETHANY AND SHE HAS AN UGLY LANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS GREAT! OH LOOK! Fido looks to be very protective as he runs into the ring and pulls that other loser in the ring the hard way.
Gavin Kirkland: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!! IT’S BREAKING DOWN ONCE MORE! Adam and Rex are fighting in the ring, but Raven is back up as well and she is climbing onto the second rope and grabs Bethany by the head as she looks for a superplex!
Stew-O: Bethany is trying to block it which leads to Raven and Bethany throwing haymakers on the ropes AND HERE COMES CHARLIE MARR! CHARLIE HAS RAVEN IN THAT POWERBOMB!
Persephone: Her husband is gonna be jealous, but I bet this isn’t the first time this has happened. But Baldy Charlie pulls both ladies off the turnbuckle AND WE GET THE TOWER OF DOOM! ALL THREE LEGAL COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: But Charlie is moving since he got the least of it. Charlie acts quickly and goes for the cover on BOTH OF THEM!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHH-
Stew-O: REX AND ADAM BREAK UP THE RESPECTIVE COVERS AND SAVE THEIR WIVES FROM LOSING THIS MATCH! Adam and Rex have a mutual understanding for the moment as they both grab Charlie and have hold of him as a battering ram!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam and Rex run full speed towards Veena AND THEY TOSS CHARLIE THROUGH THE ROPES AND HE SPEARED VEENA! AD INFINITUM GO OFF THE APRON AND CRASH ON THE FLOOR!
Persephone: We now have a two team race and it is the two dumbest teams in the match. Wake me up when Veena is back in the match.
Stew-O: Rex and Adam are helping their wives get back to their feet AND WE HAVE A STAND OFF BETWEEN VOLTAGE AND DYNASTY! FOUR FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS LOCK EYES–
Persephone: And we have another brawl. Good gawd. This is stupid. What is the point of having a referee in this damn match if they can’t control these idiots.
Gavin Kirkland: Well when there are no rules in this match besides supposedly tagging in and out, we all knew what we were getting ourselves into.
Stew-O: Bethany and Adam are getting the upper hand in this exchange as they whip Rex and Raven to the ropes AS CHARLIE GRABS REX BY THE ANKLE AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING STEPS!
Persephone: Was it just me or was that thud oddly satisfying to hear? Anyways. Parakeet rebounded off the ropes and avoided the Quack’s clothesline BUT SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE DISCUS PUNCH FROM THE LOYAL COMPANION!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven was staggered after the punch and she turns around AND IS CAUGHT BY THE SUPERKICK FROM DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!
Stew-O: “TJD” BY THE DOCTOR! TEMPOROMANDIBULAR! JOINT! DYSFUNCTION! THE KICK TAKES RAVEN DOWN AND THIS COULD END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE AS BETHANY GOES FOR THE COVER! THESE TWO ARE STILL LEGAL!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE MARR SLID INTO THE RING AND BREAKS UP THE COVER! That was a very close near fall for Bethany and for the first time in gawd knows how long, we have some decorum in this match as the legal competitors are back in the ring and their partners are making their way back on the apron.
Persephone: I bet Adam is doing it because his wife would threaten to make him sleep in the doghouse tonight if he didn’t. He listens. Good for Fido.
Stew-O: You are being really vicious tonight! But Charlie has hold of Bethany and whips her to the ropes. Bethany rebounds off the ropes AND CHARLIE GOES FOR A BACK BODY DROP–
Persephone: The Not Very Good Doctor lands on her feet. Guess she isn’t a complete waste as Baldy turns around AND THE DUMB BITCH TRIES TO HIT ANOTHER SUPERKICK–
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE GRABS THE ANKLE AND SPINS HER AROUND BEFORE PICKING HER UP AND PLANTING HER ON THE MAT WITH “THE HEADMASTER RITUAL”! WHAT A SPINEBUSTER FROM CHARLIE!
Stew-O: Bethany is down and CHARLIE RUNS OVER AND SHOVES ADAM OFF THE APRON BEFORE RUNNING BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEE–
Persephone: She kicked out. What a surprise. Let’s get on with this damn circus.
Gavin Kirkland: Charlie grabs hold of Bethany and whips her to his corner AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! Bethany comes staggering out of the corner as Charlie goes for the tag.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Veena is legal now and she starts climbing up to the top rope as Charlie lifts Bethany and now she’s sitting on his shoulders. Charlie backs up from the corner AS VEENA COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE–
Gavin Kirkland: VEENA HIT THE CROSSBODY AS CHARLIE FALLS BACK! CROSSBODY AND ELECTRIC CHAIR COMBO TAKES BETHANY DOWN! Ugly landing for Bethany as Veena grabs Bethany by the hair and pulls her to her feet.
Persephone: Finally some class in this match as my girl Veena has the side headlock on Bethany BEFORE DRIVING HER DOWN WITH “A DARK TURN”! HEADLOCK ELBOW DROP SENDS THE STUPID DOCTOR DOWN–
Stew-O: “FACELIFT”! RAVEN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK CATCHING VEENA RIGHT IN THE FACE! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN HER NOSE RIGHT THERE AS RAVEN GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEE–
Persephone: AWWW YES! VEENA KICKS OUT AT TWO! AND NOW ALL THE MEN ARE IN THE RING AND THEY HAVE PULLED THEIR PARTNERS BACK TO THEIR CORNERS! ALRIGHT! NO EVERYBODY EXCEPT VEENA GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Gavin Kirkland: Shut the hell up, bitch! The men help their wives or girlfriends and everybody is staring each other down in the ring. These six have been beating the hell out of each other in this match… but Showdown is winning! WOOOOOOO! And Veena is the hottest person in the match.
Stew-O: That has nothing to do with the match, Gavin. But the gentlemen are leaving the ring and getting on the apron, but the ladies have not taken their eyes off each other–
(TAG!)
(TAG!)
(TAG!)
Persephone: Well that was predictable and pretty stupid to see, but everybody has tagged out. So now we have Fido, Veena’s bald boyfriend, and that other guy in the ring right now as the legal competitors.
Gavin Kirkland: This is going to be an interesting battle between three former World Champions and they all look like they are gearing up for battle AS CHARLIE GRABS ADAM BY THE HEAD AND JUMPS UP FOR A JUMPING DDT–
Stew-O: REX CATCHES HIS LEGS AND CHARLIE IS UP IN THE AIR BEFORE THEY JUST TOSS CHARLIE DOWN AND THROW HIM ON THE MAT! Charlie is back on his feet AND GOES FOR A BIG BOOT ON ADAM–
Gavin Kirkland: Adam with a double leg takedown as he steps through AND IMMEDIATELY APPLIES THE SHARPSHOOTER! “LUCAS LOCK” APPLIED! BUT LOOK AT REX!
Persephone: I’d rather not. Unless he’s the one getting his dumbass choked out.
Stew-O: REX GRABS HOLD OF CHARLIE’S HEAD AND HAS A DRAGON SLEEPER APPLIED! CHARLIE’S NOW IN TWO SUBMISSIONS! I wonder who would win if Charlie taps or passes out?
Persephone: Hopefully neither. They cancel each other out and Veena wins the match. YAY!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think it works like that, but Adam has had his back turned to Rex, so I don’t think he realizes that another submission is in play at the moment. Remember that these are sudden death rules. First decision wins the match.
Stew-O: I think Adam just looked over his shoulder and saw that Rex had the sleeper and he lets the Sharpshooter go AND JUST KICKS REX RIGHT IN THE HEAD! CHARLIE IS FREE BUT ADAM IS IN CONTROL!
Persephone: Bad dog gone crazy!! Bahahahaha! Everybody but Fido are down and Adam hits the ropes running towards the loser–
Gavin Kirkland: “WOKE”! PUNT KICK TO REX’S SKULL AND HE DROPS LIKE STONE! ADAM ROLLS REX OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEE–
Stew-O: RAVEN BREAKS UP THE COVER! ADAM QUICKLY SCRAMBLES TO TRY AND GET HOLD OF RAVEN BUT SHE GETS OUT OF THE RING! NO CONTACT! Adam is not amused with Raven as he goes back to grab Rex and brings him to his feet.
Gavin Kirkland: Adam whips Rex to the ropes as Rex comes back after the rebound AND ADAM PICKS UP REX AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Persephone: While he is playing around with that deadbeat, Charlie is still conscious as he crawls over to Veena to try and make the tag, but Fido finds his brain cell and grabs Charlie by the ankle.
Stew-O: Charlie is bouncing around on one leg as he tries to get free from Adam BEFORE COUNTERING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! ADAM KICKED IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS VEENA IS REACHING FOR THE TAG! CHARLIE TAKES ONE LAST LEAP FOR HIS CORNER–
(TAG!)
Persephone: OH YES! VEENA GOT THE TAG AND SHE RUNS OVER TO THE CORNER AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND PLANTS ADAM MCFIDO WITH A BULLDOG! HE GOES FACE FIRST!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex is back to his feet AND VEENA CATCHES REX IN THE THROAT WITH A KESAGIRI CHOP BEFORE KICKING REX IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: Rex is down and Veena crouches down watching Adam get back to his feet AND VEENA RUNS FULL SPEED TOWARDS ADAM AND SHE HITS THE SPEAR! THE INFAMOUS ADAMS FAMILY SPEAR!
Persephone: OHHHH YES! That’s why Veena is my girl! Adam is down and Veena runs over AND CLOCKS BOTH RAVEN AND BETHANY TAKING THEM BOTH OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam is not moving as Veena drags Adam to the corner before she climbs to the top rope. She is looking to win this match once and for all for Showdown! COME ON VEENA!
Stew-O: Veena finds her balance on the top rope as SHE GOES FOR IT ALL FOR THE MOONSAULT STOMP! “FATAL VOW” FOR ADAM LUCAS–
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: BETHANY PULLED ADAM OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND, BUT VEENA WAS ABLE TO LAND ON HER FEET… WAIT! SOMETHING’S NOT RIGHT!
Persephone: My girl Veena landed on her feet and kept her balance, but she immediately went down afterwards. Veena is screaming up a storm in the ring. What happened?
Stew-O: She’s grabbing at her ankle. I think she landed a little awkwardly off the moonsault and she does not look good right now.
Persephone: Fido was trying to be a damn vulture, but the referee does their job for once and backs everybody off. The referee is right there checking on Veena. Charlie is in the ring as well checking on Veena.
(After a few moments of checking on Veena, the referee gets back on their feet and looks towards the entrance ramp and throws up the dreaded “X”.)
Gavin Kirkland: This match has stopped dead in its tracks and now we know why. The referee was seeing if Veena could continue the match and with the X being thrown up, we can see that Veena can not continue.
Stew-O: She could have a horribly sprained ankle. Hell, she could have broken her ankle or her foot for all we know. But we see the medical staff rushing down to ringside as Charlie gently puts Veena under the bottom rope and lifts her out of the ring.
Persephone: Veena is on the ringside floor so the medical team can check on her. Veena is almost ripping her boot off her foot. That can’t be good. WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE HAPPENED TO REX? OR BETHANY? OR ANYBODY BUT VEENA?
Gavin Kirkland: Charlie is very concerned for Veena, but this also means that Charlie is now in a handicap situation being all by himself for Showdown. At least Rex is showing some decency and concern for Veena.
Stew-O: It shows what kind of honorable competitor that Rex McAllister is by showing concern, BUT THE SAME CAN’T BE SAID FOR BETHANY AND ADAM AS BETHANY SNEAKS INTO THE RING AND HITS A CHOP BLOCK ON REX!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany tries to blow Rex’s knee out AS ADAM COMES OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH “GENESIS”! WHAT A SUPERMAN STYLE PUNCH BY ADAM! BACKFIGHTING ASSHOLE! REX IS DOWN AS ADAM ROLLS REX OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!
Persephone: Charlie dove into the ring at the last second and broke up the pin! That’s right, Charlie! Win it for Veena! Fuck these other fake ass bitches!
Stew-O: Charlie is in a very precarious position right now as he now has no partner to tag out to so he has to finish this match on his own as he grabs Adam and just starts beating the holy hell out of him.
Persephone: Charlie is not happy right now as pulls Fido up by the fur AND HEADBUTTS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREHEAD! LOOK! FIDO IS BLEEDING FROM THAT! FINALLY SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM WORTH LOOKING AT!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam staggers backwards towards his corner and Bethany takes the initiative and tags herself in.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Bethany is legal AND CHARLIE JUST BOOTS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE! HE NO DOUBTS BLAMES BETHANY FOR VEENA’S INJURY RIGHT NOW! HE IS JUST BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HER!
Persephone: The medical team is checking on Veena still on the outside as Charlie bashes the dumb Doctor’s skull in and the referee can’t stop him. No rules besides tagging.
Gavin Kirkland: Charlie grabs Bethany and doubles her over before lifting her up in the air AND DRIVING HER DOWN THROUGH THE MAT WITH A FALLING POWERBOMB! BETHANY’S HEAD AND NECK SNAPPED BACK–
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Raven has tagged herself back into the match as climbs to the top rope AND SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO CATCH CHARLIE WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER PILEDRIVER!
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE WAS SPIKED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AS RAVEN SCRAMBLES TO GO FOR THE COVER, BUT ADAM LUCAS FLIPS IN AND CLOBBERS RAVEN WITH THE “EQUALISER”! BUCKSHOT LARIAT CLOBBERS RAVEN DOWN!
Persephone: Look! We are getting a glimpse into the Dr. Bethany Blue house as she’s calling all the shots as she’s barking at her husband to lift the almost dead bird up onto her feet. Fido does what he is told and lifts her into a full nelson.
Stew-O: Bethany gets her fist ready as we might be about to see a “CODE BLUE” at Road to Redemption as SHE THROWS HER FIST WITH ALL HER MIGHT! “CODE BLUE” TO RAVEN—
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE GOT FREE AT THE LAST SECOND AND THE DUMB DOCTOR JUST HEART PUNCHED HER HUSBAND IN THE CHEST! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Gavin Kirkland: Horrible miscue by the Royal Elite as Adam is down and he might as well get comfortable after that Heart Punch from his wife. Adam is down as we now see that Bethany has the black glove on her hand–
Stew-O: “SAY AHHHH!” BY THE DOCTOR! THE MANDIBLE CLAW SUBMISSION ON RAVEN AND THE REFEREE IS RIGHT THERE TO SEE IF RAVEN WANTS TO GIVE IT UP RIGHT HERE! IF RAVEN GIVES UP, VOLTAGE WINS THE MATCH!
Persephone: I would give up right away. Gloved or not, the last thing I want in my mouth are that dumb doctor’s fingers. Yuck. Gawd knows where they have been.
Gavin Kirkland: Like it’s any less disgusting than what you have in your mouth. But Raven is still trying to fight out of the submission AND RAVEN IS STARTING TO FADE! RAVEN IS CLOSE TO PASSING OUT RIGHT HERE! BETHANY IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS MATCH FOR VOLTAGE–
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR! CHARLIE IS BACK UP AND HE GRABS BETHANY BY HER WAIST AND LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX–
Gavin Kirkland: THAT WAS SO AWESOME! LOOK AT THIS! BETHANY STILL HAD HOLD OF RAVEN AND WHEN CHARLIE TOOK BETHANY FOR THE SUPLEX, RAVEN CAME WITH THEM!
Persephone: Aww poor Raven. She crashed and burned again thanks to the bald guy, but I guess it did prevent the crazy doctor from winning the match, so I really don’t care at this point. All I really want is for this match to end. Because I would rather check on Veena than look at these morons.
Stew-O: Raven got the worst of it and that is exactly who Charlie is going after as he tries to hook Raven’s arms for “The Queen is Dead”. Charlie lifts Raven up and back on her feet for the Double Underhook DDT–
Persephone: And here comes her Knight in Dull Armor into the ring to stop him from getting the DDT, BUT CHARLIE SAW IT COMING AND ELBOWED HIM IN THE HEAD! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Gavin Kirkland: He lets Raven’s arms go while also grabbing Rex’s head while getting them in position on the ropes. Charlie has a devilish grin on his face AND HE DROPS THEM BOTH ROPE HUNG DDTS! THAT WAS ALMOST A MODIFIED “LAST JUDGEMENT”!
Stew-O: Both Rex and Raven spiked on their heads and Charlie rolls Raven over and hooks the leg for the cover! Charlie could be the numbers game here!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!
Persephone: Here comes the stupid Doctor back in the ring to break up the cover as Raven’s husband rolls his dumbass onto the apron. Now Doctor Who Cares grabs Raven by the hair and JUST THROWS HER RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: REX PULLED HIMSELF UP FOR JUST LONG ENOUGH TO TAG HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH AND I DON’T THINK BETHANY SAW IT! I AM SURPRISED THE REFEREE SAW IT, BUT REX IS LEGAL IN THE MATCH!
Stew-O: Bethany goes back to Charlie as she waits for him to get back to his feet as she doesn’t see a patient. She sees a victim. Bethany had a hand in taking Veena out, but will Charlie be next?
Gavin Kirkland: Charlie is back to his feet and he has no idea what is to happen as he turns around AND BETHANY GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH “THE REMEDY”! WHAT A CUTTER BY BETHANY AS SHE ROLLS CHARLIE OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!
Stew-O: CHARLIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO ENDING THE MATCH RIGHT THERE! WHAT A NEAR FALL FOR BETHANY!
Persephone: Look at Fido back on the apron as he reaches for the tag and his wife pulls Charlie back up to his feet and whips him to her team’s corner. Bethany comes running in full speed towards the corner–
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL? WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? I THOUGHT SHE WAS OUT OF IT!
Stew-O: I GUESS NOT AS RAVEN FOUND A SECOND OR THIRD WIND AS SHE CAME BACK FROM THE OTHER SIDE BY PULLING ADAM OFF THE APRON AND DRIVING HIM BACK DOWN ON THE MAT WITH THE “HUNTRESS BOMB”!
Gavin Kirkland: Sitout spinebuster drives Adam back down on the ringside floor and that stops Bethany right in her tracks, BUT CHARLIE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AND ROLLS UP BETHANY! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! CHARLIE HAS THE TIGHTS! CHARLIE TAKING A SHORTCUT AT THE DOCTOR’S EXPENSE! COME ON!!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!
Stew-O: BETHANY WAS ABLE TO ROLL THROUGH THE ROLL UP AND SHE ROLLS RIGHT INTO REX’S ARMS WHO HOOKS HER ARMS AND TAKES HER OVER WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!
Persephone: Then he decides to show off with a kip up. I hope that he gets punched in the face.
Gavin Kirkland: He turns right into Charlie Marr who grabs Rex and DROPS HIM WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! Charlie is trying to drag Rex to the corner, BUT BETHANY CAUGHT HIM WITH ANOTHER “TJD”!
Persephone: She kicked him in that bald head of his. It would be funnier if he wasn’t winning the match for Veena, but Bethany is hungrily eyeing Charlie like she is already looking for her second husband as she hits the ropes TO SET UP FOR THE “CONCUSSION PROTOCOL”–
Stew-O: RAVEN PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND THAT SENDS BETHANY TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING AND NOW THESE TWO ARE BRAWLING ON THE OUTSIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex is back on his feet as he grabs Charlie and whips him to the corner. Rex comes in AND CATCHES A RIGHT HAND FROM CHARLIE! Rex is staggered and Charlie climbs onto the second rope BEFORE LAUNCHING HIMSELF OFF THE SECOND ROPE–
Persephone: “DEATH OR GLORY” BY CHARLIE! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CAUGHT HIM IN THE JAW AND ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER! DO IT FOR VEENA!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!
Stew-O: REX KICKED OUT AT TWO AND CHARLIE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! CHARLIE THOUGHT HE HAD IT AND IT WAS ONLY A NEAR FALL! But he is back on his feet and he takes off his elbow pad.
Gavin Kirkland: Charlie is gearing up for the “Charing Cross” lariat as Rex is getting back on his feet. Charlie has ill intentions on his mind to get the fall over Rex. It could only be a matter of seconds.
Persephone: THAT’S RIGHT! PUT THE BASTARD OUT OF HIS MISERY AND MAKE HIM LOSE! HE’S UP AND CHARLIE FIRES OFF THE “CHARING CROSS”–
Gavin Kirkland: REX GOT OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DISCUS LARIAT AND HE HITS THE ROPES! REX WITH THE REBOUND AS HE DUCKS THE CHARLIE CLOTHESLINE BEFORE GRABBING HIS OPPONENT BY THE NECK–
Stew-O: AND HE FLOATS OVER INTO THE “REX EFFECT”! THE DDT SPIKES CHARLIE ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! REX ROLLS CHARLIE OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER! WILL CHARLIE BE ABLE TO KEEP FIGHTING!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
Persephone: Oh for the love of gawd, here comes the Doctor as she goes to slide into the ring to break up the cover! COME ON YOU DUMB BITCH SAVE THE MATCH FOR VEENA’S TEAM!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: BUT RAVEN WHO IS ON THE OUTSIDE GRABS HOLD OF BETHANY’S LEGS AND PREVENTING HER FROM GETTING IN THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COVER! WILL CHARLIE KICK OUT?
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“I2I” starts playing again as Rex slowly rolls off Charlie as the crowd goes absolutely crazy with cheers. Rex is catching his breath as Bella Braxton announces the final decision of the match.)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners… Dynasty’s team of REX MCALLISTER AND RAVEN ROBERTS! FIRE! AND! ICE!
Persephone: SON A OF A SHIT! DAMN IT!!
Stew-O: While Persephone throws a hissy fit, I will say that this was an amazing match between three very tough teams representing all three brands. The match could have gone either way, but it’s Dynasty that leaves with the victory.
Gavin Kirkland: It wouldn’t have been that way if it wasn’t for some shitty luck. My Veena. My poor Veena. I hope she is alright.
(Rex is back on his feet as Raven rolls into the ring and Fire and Ice’s arms are raised in victory, meanwhile the medical team is still on the outside checking on Veena while Charlie slowly rolls outside the ring and Bethany is glaring inside the ring knowing she was only a few feet away from saving the match, but couldn’t.)
Persephone: Don’t even start with me on that. I am not sure what is worse. Watching him win the match or watching Veena get injured. They both suck.
Stew-O: It was a horrible landing and I hope Veena is alright and that the damage is minimal, but even in defeat, Ad Infinitum and The Royal Elite really went all out in this very crazy match up.
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHOWDOWN LOST AND NOW VEENA IS HURT!! THIS SUCKS!!
(While Fire and Ice are still celebrating in the ring, Dr. Bethany Blue absolutely LOSES IT and starts screaming at ringside.)
Stew-O: WHAT IN THE HELL? We could see that Bethany was not happy about not being able to break up the pinfall, but I think she has just lost it. I mean she is going crazy outside the ring as she pounds her fists into anything and everything at ringside.
Persephone: To lose something, that meant the bitch had to have had it in the first place. Now let’s go back and check on Veena. This bullshit is depressing. I mean the match and the winners and everything. I wanna go home. Just let the bitch throw her hissy fit.
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know what’s going through Bethany’s head as she is running to the timekeeper’s area to grab a steel chair, but here comes Adam Lucas and Adam grabs her and starts pulling her away from the ringside area.
Stew-O: But Bethany doesn’t wanna go. Bethany is kicking and fighting and screaming trying to get free to probably beat the hell out of somebody. But the fact of the matter is that Voltage and Showdown fall to Dynasty in this special tag team showcase. Congrats once again to Fire and Ice on the victory.
(The final shot shows Adam dragging a still kicking and screaming Bethany up the entrance ramp before cutting to Charlie consoling Veena as the medical staff still check on her before finally settling on Fire and Ice standing on the turnbuckles still celebrating their victory as the camera shot fades elsewhere.)
(The next matchcard is shown, and the fans cheer for this highly-anticipated bout.)
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(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by Rob Zombie begins to play throughout the Commonwealth Stadium. The crowd rises to their feet as Minerva comes out, decked in a blue and white version of her trademark ring gear. She holds a red rose to her mouth as she surveys the crowd.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stephie Love: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THIS MATCH IS BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION OR BY ESCAPING THE CAGE!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM BUCHAREST, ROMANIA…SHE IS ‘THE BLACK ROSE’…MINERVA!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Drake King versus Minerva: Part II. The first match of this season happened at House of Glass, where Drake King would find himself standing tall after a war with Minerva. Minerva didn’t take the loss very well, but she considered that night as a turning point for her. She wanted nothing more than to break the ego of Drake King, but instead, it seemed like Minerva was stripped down to nothing. Almost as if Drake played her like a fiddle.
Flannery McCoy: Minerva is looking at this match as a way to get peace within herself. She wants nothing more than to see him suffer. She doesn’t want him to live that peaceful life. She wants him to have no happy ending —
Jake Mercer: FROM BEHIND, DRAKE KING CLUBS MINERVA IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!!!
(The crowd begins to boo as Drake King begins to stomp on the downed body of ‘The Black Rose.’ Minerva finds herself in a crawling position as she tries to find her way back to her feet! But, Drake manages to get Minerva up by the back of her head and throw her into the steel steps.)
Stew-O: Drake King had this planned! He wanted to give Minerva the element of surprise and it’s safe to say that this completely caught the former Universal Women’s Champion off guard! DRAKE GETS MINERVA FROM THE STEEL STEPS AND THROWS HER AGAINST THE CAGE WALL AS SHE COLLAPSES BACK! DRAKE GOES OVER TO THE DOOR AND DEMANDS FOR THE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL TO OPEN THE DOOR AND LET THEM INSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: The referee opens the door as Drake King throws Minerva inside first! She goes through the middle rope and into the ring as Drake takes his time stepping inside the ring! Drake tries to go after Minerva, but the referee steps in the middle of them! He tries to check on Minerva to see if she can continue on with this match! But, it seems like Minerva is insisting for the referee to ring the bell! She wants nothing more than to get her hands on Drake! The referee double checks with Minerva, who nods her head. She is more than ready to get this match underway!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: Minerva is hanging onto the rope, trying to pick herself up from the mat! She bolts right after Drake King! Drake goes right after her at the same time — ‘GUILLOTINE!’ HIS VARIATION OF THE ‘SICK KICK’ CAUSES MINERVA TO GO THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND RIGHT AT THE STEEL CAGE WALLS! JUST LIKE THAT, THE NEWLY CEMENTED HALL OF FAMER GOES DOWN! DRAKE CONNECTING WITH ONE OF HIS FINISHERS IN THE EARLY PORTION OF THE MATCH UP WAS SOMETHING THAT I WAS NOT EXPECTING!
Stew-O: Drake King attacked Minerva before this match even began! This man has demonstrated that he’s truly afraid of that woman! Drake reaches over the top horizontal set of ropes as he looks to retrieve Minerva back to her feet! But, Minerva manages to grab a hold of Drake’s arm as she connects with a giant arm drag as she sends him crashing to that same steel cage wall that she was kicked into moments ago! Both of these Elitists are down as Drake is clutching his right arm! That wasn’t the nicest tumble, but Drake is trying to bounce back! Minerva is trying to work her way back to her feet! It seems like the attack had only pissed her off even more!
Flannery McCoy: I mean, can you blame her, Stew? Drake King really tried to attack her before this match even began! He had some plan orchestrated and she’s probably beating herself up that she couldn’t have prepared for that stunt to be pulled! Drake gets to his feet! He grabs Minerva by the chin as he manages to uppercut her, sending her stumbling back to the ring post! Drake goes right after her, looking to connect with a clothesline! But, Minerva manages to jump up as that causes Drake to go shoulder first against the ring post! Once more, it seems like Drake is doing a bit more damage to that arm and possibly, shoulder now! MINERVA GETS RIGHT ON TOP OF DRAKE’S SPINE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUNSET FLIP AS SHE SENDS DRAKE CRASHING ONTO HIS SPINE ON THE STEEL APRON!
Jake Mercer: The sound of Drake King’s spine crashing onto that steel apron could be heard from here! The former Universal Women’s Champion rolls Drake back into the ring! Minerva rolls back into the ring shortly after as she goes for one of the very first pin fall attempts of the entire match!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Stew-O: Our so-called ‘Lord and Savior’ kicks out! This is the beginning stages of the match up as Minerva manages to get on top of Drake King before connecting with a series of left and right punches to the face! She grabs a fist full of his hair before using that to hold him down as she continues to clobber him with punches! She finds a way back to her feet, but Drake looks to get her hands away from his hair! But, Minerva connects with a knee to the abdomen of the former EAW Champion! She stumbles back to the horizontal ropes before rebounding off of them, looking for a spinning neck breaker! But, Drake manages to twist himself out of the way before kicking Minerva in the gut, pulling her closer and connecting with a butterfly suplex as she falls behind him!
Flannery McCoy: She finds herself in a seated position as her tailbone could definitely feel that! Drake King gets to his feet as he gets in front of Minerva’s face! Drake is doing his own variation of trash-talking as he grabs her by her chin, forcing her up to his feet! BUT, MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SLAP TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! THAT CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE BACK, BUT DRAKE RESPONDS BY CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK AS THAT SENDS HER FALLING BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! NOW, DRAKE BEGINS TO STOMP ON HER RIBS! HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HER FACE BEFORE PRESSING HIS BOOT ON IT! HE’S DEMANDING FOR THE REFEREE TO BEGIN HIS COUNT! JUST UTTERLY DISRESPECTFUL OF DRAKE!
Referee: ONE!
Jake Mercer: Minerva is not going to tolerate that disrespect as she manages to get a left shoulder up! Then, she manages to get Drake King’s foot from behind as she swipes the foot from behind him with her right arm! This causes Drake to get his feet swiped as he manages to to fall to a knee! Minerva, with the opening, finds her way back to her feet as she gets into Drake’s face! SHE IS GAUGING THE EYES OF OUR ‘LORD AND SAVIOR!’ WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?
Stew-O: Everything.
Flannery McCoy: Minerva is using her thumb to gauge into the right eye of her fellow Hall of Famer before forcing herself to go back! Drake King is checking to see if no blood is coming out of his eyes! But, this provides Minerva with an opportunity to knee Drake right in the face! Drake falls back as he begins to back away to one of the corners! BUT, MINERVA IS JUST GETTING HERSELF WARMED UP! SHE RIGHT AFTER THE SO-CALLED ‘GOD’ WITH A YAKUZA KICK AS DRAKE EATS THAT KICK! HE STUMBLES FORWARD AS MINERVA LANDS A PERFECT DROPKICK AS THAT TAKES HIM TO HIS BACK! BUT, MINERVA SEES THAT SHE’S IN THE PERFECT POSITION AS SHE LOOKS FOR THAT ARABIAN PRESS THAT SHE LIKES TO CALL ‘HELL’S BELLS!’
Jake Mercer: The move connects as she lands right onto Drake King! She goes for another pin fall attempt!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWW—
Stew-O: Drake King with a kick out! Now, we see that Minerva is looking up at the Steel Cage? Do you think that she’s going to attempt to climb it?
Flannery McCoy: There’s a part of her that would love to end this match and these issues with Drake King once and for all! But, could you say that will fully satisfy her in the long run? Will that cause her to move on from all of this?
(Minerva is looking up at the Steel Cage wall. There’s a part of her that wonders how in the hell she is going to climb it. But, she clutches onto the holes of the wall before getting her feet. Then, she begins to slowly climb, making her way up. The crowd is more than anxious, knowing that Drake King can find himself up at any second.)
Jake Mercer: It seems like that should be the sole approach any of these two should be making in this match up! All of this pinning and submissions are too time consuming. Now, escaping the Cage? It seems a lot faster as Minerva seems to be making her way up the wall! But, Drake King is managing to rise back to his feet as there appears to be a bit of panic written on his face! He begins to catch up to Minerva, thanks to her long limbs, makes it easier for Drake to grab onto her leg!
Stew-O: Minerva still has a great handle on the cage walls, but Drake King has her by the leg! Minerva is trying to break her leg free and kick Drake away with her foot! But, Drake has a good grasp on the leg! Now, Drake is going after Minerva’s other leg! Minerva is shaking her head no! She finds herself in a vulnerable position! Something that she does not want to find herself in! Drake is trying to pull Minerva away from that wall! But, Minerva is holding out for dear life! Minerva tries to think of what to do next, but before she could think, DRAKE DELIVERS ONE LAST YANK — MINERVA IS TORN FROM THE CAGE WALLS AS DRAKE HAS HER IN A ‘CHICKEN WING’ POSITION BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN WITH A CHICKEN WING FACEBUSTER! HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON MINERVA!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva kicks out! Drake King gets to his feet as he gets Minerva by the back of her head! He throws her through the middle rope and sends her head first against the walls of the cage! This causes ‘The Black Rose’ to clutch the top of her head in pain! DRAKE EXITS THE RING AS HE GETS HIS HANDS ON MINERVA ONCE MORE! HE THROWS HER TO THE CAGE WALLS AGAIN! ALMOST LIKE MINERVA IS A RAG DOLL, JAKE AND STEW! DRAKE GETS MINERVA ONCE MORE AND THROWS HER HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE CAGE WALL FOR THE THIRD TIME! MINERVA COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AGAIN! DRAKE MANAGES TO GET MINERVA AND SHOVE HER FACE AGAINST THE CAGE WALL
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Drake King: (off-mic) IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED, MINERVA? HUH??? IS THIS WHAT YOU ALL WANT?
Jake Mercer: What does Drake King have in his hands??!
Minerva: (off-mic) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING JUST CUT MINERVA’S FOREHEAD OPEN WITH A TINY DOUBLE EDGED BOX CUTTER! :damn: NOW, HE’S RUBBING HER FOREHEAD AGAINST THE STEEL CAGE WALLS! WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK IS DRAKE KING? DRAKE GETS THAT SAME BOX CUTTER AS HE DEEPENS THE CUT FROM MINERVA’S FOREHEAD! THE BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HER FOREHEAD! The referee needs to step in! It looks like the referee is trying to get in the middle, but Drake is shoving him to the side! He gets Minerva by her arm, pulling her back before whipping her to the cage wall! Minerva collapses to the ground as the cameramen are trying to get a good look at the cut on her forehead! Drake is cackling! He is more than enjoying torturing Minerva like this!
Flannery McCoy: The orange from Minerva’s hair was mixed in with some of the blood from her forehead! Drake King gets Minerva up by that hair! She is trying to throw some punches in the direction of our ‘Lord and Savior,’ but Drake manages to slam her back against the turnbuckle at the corner! Drake begins to stomp Minerva in the gut! This causes her to collapse down to a seated position on the bottom turnbuckle! Drake gets Minerva in a front headlock before connecting with a front suplex as she finds herself seated on the top turnbuckle! Drake is looking to join the former Universal Women’s Champion on that top turnbuckle! But, Minerva is looking to shoo him away with her foot!
Jake Mercer: Minerva manages to kick Drake King away from her briefly, but Drake manages to run and jump onto the second rope! He manages to meet Minerva on that top turnbuckle as Minerva throws a punch to Drake! But, Drake intercepts that punch as he throws a HUGE punch in her direction! Minerva throws a punch to him back! Drake with a punch to her! Minerva! Drake! Minerva! Drake! Minerva! Drake! These two are trading punches at each other! Both of them are looking to knock the other down! BUT, MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A GIANT HEADBUTT AS THAT KNOCKS DRAKE DOWN! IN THE PROCESS, IT SEEMS LIKE MINERVA MAY HAVE LOST HER BALANCE A BIT, CAUSING HER TO FALL BACK! DRAKE SEES THAT OPENING AS HE FINDS HIMSELF BACK ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE GETS MINERVA IN A FRONT HEADLOCK BEFORE THE TWO OF THEM GO OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUPERPLEX! :damn:
Stew-O: But, Drake King manages to roll himself back into his feet as he transitions that superplex into a falcon arrow! Then, he sees that Minerva is on her back as Drake follows that up by springboard moonsault as he goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva with a kick out! Drake King walks over to the top turnbuckle and now, it seems like he’s beginning to make his way over the walls of the Steel Cage! I was surprised that Drake was even going to bother with going for a pin fall attempt! But, now, it seems like he’s going to take the easier way out of this! He did mention that this is only revenge for one person! If anything, it almost seems like Drake sees Minerva as some sort of annoyance.
Jake Mercer: As Drake King begins to ascend up, Minerva is beginning to realize the situation that she’s in right now! She knows that Drake is getting closer to exiting out of that cage and winning this match. Thus, putting an end to their beef! Minerva is not going to let it end like that! She begins to make her way up that top turnbuckle! But, it seems like it’s not just Minerva having those long limbs, Drake has his own set of long limbs that are making it easier for Minerva to grab onto the former EAW Champion! Minerva is trying to wrap her arms around the waist of Drake! But, Drake is trying to pry her hands off his waist! Drake begins to punch Minerva’s hands off of them! But, Minerva connects with a headbutt to the spine of ‘God’ as he might be this close to seeing GOD for sure!
Stew-O: Minerva has a good hold of Drake King’s waist as she —****GERMAN SUPLEX TO DRAKE AS HE RELEASE HIS GRASP OF THE WALLS OF THE STEEL CAGE! :damn: :damn: :damn: THIS SENDS DRAKE CRASHING DOWN TO THE GROUND! JESUS CHRIST, I THINK THAT HE MAY HAVE LANDED ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!**** At the same time, you see that Minerva was sent down along with it all! She is clutching to her lower spine as she rolls herself out of the ring! She drops down to the ground as she lifts up the skirt of the ring! Now, what is she looking to get her hands on?
Flannery McCoy: She gets her hands on a steel chair! They have those down there due to this being a Steel Cage match. It makes it easier for everything to be in one particular area! Most of the time, those would be near the timekeeper’s area! She manages to get her hands on the steel chair, but as she is focused on that, DRAKE KING SENDS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SASUKE SPECIAL AS HE FORCES MINERVA’S FACE TO EAT THAT STEEL CHAIR IN THE PROCESS! DRAKE STUMBLES BACK TO THE WALLS! YET, HE LANDS NICELY ON HIS FEET! HE SARCASTICALLY TAKES A BOW AS THE CROWD IN EDMONTON HATES THIS MAN! I’M SURPRISED THAT DRAKE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT – DESPITE THE SMALL SPACE THAT IS IN BETWEEN THE WALLS AND THE RING. LIKE, HE BARELY MADE THAT MOVE!
Jake Mercer: That’s because Drake King is ‘God,’ Flannery! 🙄 How many times do we need to go through this? Nothing is impossible for ‘God!’ Now, it seems like Drake is getting his hands on the steel chair that Minerva introduced into this match! He presses the top rail of the steel chair onto the throat of ‘The Black Rose!’ Minerva begins to choke and I’m not sure if she’s choking on her own blood that may have calmed down from her forehead, but I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s some kind of smell to it! Clayton Golde did tell me once that women’s blood does smell like fish —
Flannery McCoy: Jake, no! Don’t even complete that sentence!
Stew-O: I agree with Flannery here! Blood can have a kind of metal taste, but I can’t imagine that being pleasant – regardless of gender! Minerva is trying to lift the top rail of the steel chair off her neck! But, Drake King is doing a fantastic job with making sure it remains right on her throat! You can slowly see that Minerva’s face might be going a bit purple as she possibly feels the air being sucked away from her! Meanwhile, Drake might be looking to pass her out, to ensure that she does not get back up! This allows him the free opportunity to get over that top rope and win this match!
Flannery McCoy: That is an interesting approach! But, Minerva is not looking to stay down! Her hands are shaking, but she is doing everything in her power to lift up the top rail of the steel chair off her neck! But, Drake King sees that his grasp on Minerva is slipping! He lifts up the steel chair once more as he looks to slam the chair onto her neck again! But, Minerva manages to roll herself out of the way! The chair crashes against the floor, causing Drake’s grasp on the chair to slip away! He tries to get the chair back into his possession, but Minerva manages to trip the feet of Drake, which causes him to fall face-first on that steel chair! That may have been the best thing that could have happened with Minerva! She creates a bit of distance as she begins to cough up a storm! She is trying to get some air back into her lungs! Meanwhile, it seems like Drake is trying to get his clutches onto the steel chair —
Jake Mercer: But, Minerva manages to press her foot onto that steel chair and Drake King’s hand in the process! Drake begins to cry out in pain as Minerva looks at him with almost a demonic look on her face! Something, tells me that ‘God’ is going to be seeing God right now —
Stew-O: Minerva has her hands on the steel chair as she doesn’t waste time by taking a swing at the spine of Drake King! Drake with a LOUD sound of pain coming from him! It sounds like sweet music to the ears of Minerva! She takes another swing of the chair before smashing it to the spine of Drake! Now, it seems like Drake is trying to get himself into a crawling position! It seems like he might be looking to get away from this situation as it looks like he’s going for the walls of the Steel Cage once more! Minerva is shaking her head as she smashes the steel chair to the spine of the former EAW Champion! This causes Drake to collapse to the ground again!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King seems to be in a world of pain! Meanwhile, Minerva is having the time of her life! But, you can see the focused look on her face! She sets the steel chair up! Then, she manages to get her hands on Drake! I’m not sure what she’s looking to do, but by the devious look on the Hall of Famer’s face, it could smell trouble for Drake King! SHE USES ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO LIFT UP DRAKE BEFORE SENDING HIM SPINE FIRST WITH A SAMBO SUPLEX ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR! THAT STEEL CHAIR MANAGES TO BREAK APART AS DRAKE HAS THAT EXCRUCIATING LOOK OF PAIN ON HIS FACE! THAT HURT MY SPINE AND I DIDN’T TAKE THAT MOVE! BUT, MINERVA IS LOOKING AT DRAKE AS SHE ROLLS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! SHE LIFTS UP THE SKIRT OF THE APRON ONCE MORE AS SHE LOOKS UNDERNEATH THE RING —
Jake Mercer: It seems like Minerva is pulling out a table! Minerva is introducing a table into the match as she slides it inside the ring! She begins to set up the legs of the table and I’m just wondering what she is looking to do, but whenever tables tend to get introduced around here, it never ends up well! She has the table set up as she looks at Drake King, who is trying to get himself into a crawling position! Minerva sees that as she places Drake on top of the table! Still, it seems like Drake is moving as he tries to get himself off the table! I think that he senses the danger that he’s currently in! But, Minerva begins to throw some punches to the face and chest of our ‘Lord and Savior!’ He manages to stay on his back as Minerva looks like she’s headed for the top turnbuckle!
Stew-O: No, Jake! It seems like Minerva is beginning to climb up the walls of the Steel Cage! Why is she climbing up? Wait, she stops climbing! She looks down at Drake King, who hasn’t moved a muscle! Minerva looks up and over the cage! She could use this as her opening to get out! She could make this easier than it needs to be! Minerva looks down at Drake King and realizes what she needs to do!
Flannery McCoy: ****MINERVA TURNS HERSELF AROUND AS SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF FROM THE CAGE WALLS WITH A MOONSAULT AS SHE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF DRAKE KING! :damn: :damn: :damn: ****The table breaks apart in the process as I can’t seem to believe what she just did! The two Elitists find themselves down on the ground! The two of them have already taken each other to hell and back in this Steel Cage Match! That may have wiped the energy from Minerva as she’s struggling to put an arm around Drake King! Is this going to be it here?!?!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: TTT—
Jake Mercer: DRAKE KING WITH A KICK OUT!
Stew-O: Minerva can’t seem to believe it! That height of that moonsault plus Drake King crashing through that table was not enough to put away the man who calls himself ‘God!’ Minerva seems a bit heartbroken as she forces herself up to her feet! She uses the ropes to drag herself back to her feet! Obviously, she knew that it was going to take A LOT to make sure that Drake stayed down! You can sense that she feels frustrated that the match wasn’t done there! Just look at the intensity in her eyes, Flann and Jake! That woman is slowly making her way back to the vertical set of ropes! She is waiting for Drake to rise to his feet before running —
Flannery McCoy: Minerva with a scissors kick as that seems to take Drake King down! But, Drake collapses to one knee! Minerva goes back to the vertical set of ropes once more as she looks to take him down with another scissors kick! BUT, DRAKE MANAGES TO POP BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE KICKS MINERVA IN THE STOMACH AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH ‘ASCENSION’ — THE PEDIGREE TAKES DOWN THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTT—
Jake Mercer: MINERVA KICKS OUT! DRAKE KING LOOKS IRATE AT THE MOMENT!
Stew-O: It’s in these situations that Drake King needs to remain calm or he’s going to give Minerva that advantage! Drake manages to pick up Minerva from her hair!
Drake King: (off-mic) ONLY ONE OF US IS NEEDED HERE, MINERVA!
(Drake King slaps Minerva across the face, but grabs a hold of her chin quickly.)
Drake King: (off-mic) THAT IS NOT YOU!
(Slap!)
Drake King: (off-mic) YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE HERE!
(Slap!)
Drake King: (off-mic) ONLY ONE PERSON NEEDS TO BE ON TOP OF THIS COMPANY AND THAT IS ME! NOT YOU! ME!
(Slap —)
Flannery McCoy: Not if Minerva has anything to say about it! She manages to grab the wrist of the former EAW Champion! Drake King with a shocked look on his face as he’s trying to reason with Minerva to put his hand down! But, Minerva manages to knock him back with a ‘Satan’s Kiss’ — that brutal headbutt knocks Drake to a seated position on the ground! Minerva jumps right at Drake as she begins to unload a series of punches at Drake! Drake is trying to bolt out of here! He rolls himself underneath the bottom rope! But, he’s in a Steel Cage! There is nowhere for this man to go! He begins to make his way up the walls of the cage! But, Minerva is right after him as she grabs him by the hem of his tights and yanks him down to the apron! Minerva connects with an uppercut as Drake stumbles back! Minerva with a punch as she sends him to the opposite end of the apron! But, Minerva charges right after him before taking him down with a meteora!
Jake Mercer: Drake King totally felt that as Minerva finds a way back to her feet! She is more than hyped up at the moment! But, she reaches down to her ring boot and pulls something out —
Stew-O: It’s that Romany chain! It is her notable weapon that she likes to use every now and then! She holds it up as the crowd goes ballistic! I’m beginning to wonder what Minerva is looking to do with it, but it’s not going to look good for Drake King! WAIT — SHE IS WRAPPING THE CHAIN AROUND THE NECK OF THE ‘LORD AND SAVIOR’ AS SHE BEGINS TO CHOKE THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION OUT! DRAKE IS IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE! MINERVA HAS HER GRASP ON DRAKE BEFORE SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE CANVAS! NOW, WHAT DOES MINERVA HAVE IN MIND NOW?
Flannery McCoy: It seems like Minerva is getting that chain and wrapping it around the arms of Drake King! BUT, LOOK AT THIS — SHE SENDS HERSELF FORWARD AS WE’RE GETTING ‘OWL OF MINERVA!’ MINERVA IS APPLYING THAT ‘CATTLE MUTILATION’ SUBMISSION HOLD AS DRAKE HAS HIS ARMS TIED BY THE CHAIN! THIS IS BRILLIANT BY ‘THE BLACK ROSE!’ THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! SHE COULD POSSIBLY MAKE DRAKE SUBMIT HERE!
Jake Mercer: But, Drake King is not giving out without a fight, Flannery! Drake is clutching his fists, trying to get some feeling back into them! He is laid flat on his stomach, in a vulnerable position as he looks to figure out a way to counter ‘Owl of Minerva!’ The former EAW Champion has been in situations like these before! He has managed to find his way out of situations like these before! Slowly, we see that Drake is trying to get himself to his knees! Still, Minerva holds herself in a pretty good position for the submission hold! It doesn’t seem to have much impact! But, Drake realizes that he needs to preserve his energy, while trying to get himself out of this situation!
Stew-O: It seems like Drake King is trying to slide his head under the ‘bridge’ part of ‘Owl of Minerva’ as Minerva finds herself in an upside down position! Her long limbs made the chances of that happening quite high! BUT, MINERVA IS TRYING TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION, BUT BEFORE SHE COULD THINK OF A WAY OUT OF THIS MESS, DRAKE MANAGES TO GET MINERVA UPSIDE DOWN AND IN A BACK-TO-BACK POSITION! HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO RISE UP TO HIS FEET! MINERVA IS STILL HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN THAT BACK-TO-BACK POSITION! DRAKE HAS MINERVA IN A VERY DANGEROUS SPOT AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO — VERTEBREAKER ON MINERVA! MINERVA LANDS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER NECK AS DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva with a kick out! Drake King begins to slam his hands against the canvas before making his way back to the horizontal set of ropes! I think that Drake wants to end this match here! But, Minerva is taking a bit more longer to find herself up than Drake would like! Drake is gesturing for ‘The Black Rose’ to rise back up to her feet! Drake is more than anxious as he waits as —
Jake Mercer: — ‘GUILLOTINE’ BY DRAKE KING!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: MINERVA MANAGES TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY! MINERVA THROWS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HEAD FIRST TOWARDS THE WALLS OF THE STEEL CAGE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva pulls Drake King as she takes him down with a backstabber! This causes Drake to stumble forward into the horizontal ropes as Minerva follows that up with a meteora to the back of Drake’s head! This forces Drake to drop down to his knees! HIS HEAD IS DRIPPING ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS MINERVA GETS THAT CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION! MINERVA IS CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF DRAKE! DRAKE IS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS AT THE MOMENT! HE GRABS ONTO THE CHAIN IN HOPES THAT HE CAN YANK IT AWAY FROM MINERVA! BUT, MINERVA IS NOT LETTING IT GO —
Jake Mercer: Minerva pulls Drake King away from those ropes! She connects with another backstabber on Drake as she takes him up and over with her variation of the ‘LeBell Lock’ — ‘THE SIREN’S LONELY SONG V2!’ IF DRAKE WASN’T IN TROUBLE NOW! HE FINDS HIMSELF IN TROUBLE NOW! DRAKE FINDS HIMSELF PANICKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HE IS TOTALLY VULNERABLE AS HE IS TRYING TO YANK MINERVA’S HANDS APART! HE IS TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION HOLD BEFORE HE PASSES OUT! BUT, MINERVA SEEMS TO HAVE HIM COMPLETELY TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! A ROPE BREAK IS GOING TO DO NOTHING IN THIS MATCH UP!
(And that is when a scream is heard from Minerva. The fans look on in shock. The camera pans in to show—)
Stew-O: DRAKE KING IS BITING THE HAND OF MINERVA! THIS BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION HOLD AS MINERVA CREATES A BIT OF A SEPARATION BETWEEN HER AND DRAKE KING! DRAKE IS TRYING TO SCURRY AWAY AS MINERVA IS HOLDING HER FINGERS IN PAIN! SHE IS BENDING FORWARD, JUST TRYING TO TEND TO HER FINGERS! DRAKE BEGINS TO BACK AWAY TO THE CORNER AS HE CHARGES RIGHT AFTER MINERVA — ‘JUDGEMENT DAY!’ THE CURB STOMP CATCHES MINERVA COMPLETELY OFF GUARD AS HER SKULL CAVES INTO THE CANVAS! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: MINERVA GETS A SHOULDER UP! MINERVA’S SHOULDER MOVES SLIGHTLY OFF THE FLOOR BEFORE THE REFEREE’S HAND COULD GET SMACKED TO THE GROUND FOR A THIRD TIME!!!! DRAKE KING IS IRATE!!!! HE IS SQUARING UP TO THE REFEREE AS HE BEGINS TO GO BALLISTIC ON THE REFEREE!!!!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile, you can see that Minerva begins to scramble to her feet as she finds herself in an all fours position! She grabs that chain that she introduced earlier into the match – her go to weapon – as she slowly begins to sneak behind our ‘Lord and Savior,’ who seems so preoccupied in his world! MINERVA STRIKES DRAKE KING WITH A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Stew-O: Drake King begins to collapse down to his knees, holding onto those little disciples of his! MINERVA BEGINS TO GET DRAKE BEFORE GETTING HIM INTO POSITION AND CONNECTING WITH THAT ABDOMINAL STRETCH DRIVER THAT SHE CALLS ‘A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!’ THE MOVE CONNECTS AS MINERVA GOES FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE THE MOVE THAT PUTS AN END TO THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH DRAKE?!?
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR–
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KING JUST STABBED MINERVA WITH THAT BOX CUTTER THAT HE HAD INTRODUCED EARLIER IN THE MATCH! HE STOPPED THE COUNT WITH THAT! :damn: He manages to stab her in the fingers with it as Minerva shrieks like a siren in pain! Minerva’s fingers are completely bleeding! She has to tend to them as this gives Drake free room to do whatever he wants to do! He sees that Minerva is completely occupied before running towards Minerva with — ‘GUILLOTINE!’ THE SICK KICK TAKES MINERVA DOWN! DRAKE KING DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Jake Mercer: HOW IN THE WORLD DID MINERVA KICK OUT?!?!?!
Stew-O: Drake King is completely speechless at the moment! It seems like whatever he doesn’t, Minerva refuses to die! Minerva refuses to stay down! You can clearly read the frustration on the former World Champion’s face! He proceeds to get Minerva in a half nelson position before dropping her down with a backbreaker! He gets her in that half nelson position again before taking her down with a backbreaker! Drake likes to refer to the move as ‘Crown of Thorns’ as he proceeds to use that move over and over again! He wants to break the spine of Minerva! He wants nothing, but to make sure that Minerva does not leave Edmonton, Alberta, Canada under her own free will!
Flannery McCoy: THIS MAN WANTS HER TO LEAVE IN A CASKET! IF HE HAD HER WAY, HE WOULD HAVE KILLED HER ALREADY! THEN, DRAKE KING GETS MINERVA IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! I THINK THAT HE MAY BE GOING FOR THAT TURNBUCKLE BOMB THAT HE LIKES TO GO FOR! NO! WAIT! HE HAS HIS EYES TURNED TO THE WALLS OF THE STEEL CAGE AS HE RUNS AND THROWS MINERVA SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE CAGE WALL! MINERVA COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! Still, we see that Minerva is trying to pick herself up from the ground! Somehow, she still has the strength to continue on as she is seen stumbling, but rising up to her feet at the same time!
Jake Mercer: But, Drake King manages to connect with a knee strike to her skull! This causes Minerva to stumble forward as Drake pulls her through the middle rope and back inside the ring! Drake slowly gets her into position for the falcon arrow as he drops her to the ground! But, Drake doesn’t seem to be done here! He looks up to the top turnbuckle as it looks like he’s going high risk! He is willing to do anything that it takes to secure the victory! He is more than determined to end this rivalry with Minerva! He wants nothing more than to get rid of someone who he claims doesn’t deserve to be here!
Stew-O: Drake King begins to climb onto the turnbuckle! He begins to set himself up and it seems like he might be going for that phoenix splash! His eyes never leave the sight of Minerva, so that makes it easier for him to notice that Minerva is rising up from the ground! He tries to get himself back down, so that he can dispose of her once more, but Minerva beats him to the punch as she finds himself on the second turnbuckle! She meets Drake as she begins to look up and throw a punch as her fellow Hall of Famer! BUT, DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH WITH THE INTENTION OF KNOCKING HER BACK DOWN! BUT, MINERVA WITH A PUNCH TO DRAKE! DRAKE WITH A PUNCH TO MINERVA! MINERVA WITH A PUNCH TO DRAKE! MINERVA! DRAKE! MINERVA! DRAKE! MINERVA! DRAKE! MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT! ****BUT, DRAKE KING HAS HIS HANDS ON THAT BOX CUTTER ONCE MORE AS HE JABS IT TO THE FOREHEAD OF MINERVA!**** :damn: :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA IS ALREADY BLEEDING PROFUSELY! DRAKE KING HAS MADE HER BLEED SO MUCH! DRAKE MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE HANDS THAT HE HAD JUST STABBED EARLIER AS HE CLUTCHES WITH IT! HE DIGS HIS NAILS ON THE WOUND AS MINERVA IS SCREAMING OF THE PAIN ONCE MORE! DRAKE MANAGES TO GET THAT SAME HAND AND FLING MINERVA OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE WALLS OF THE CAGE! ALMOST LIKE MINERVA IS A RAGDOLL!
Jake Mercer: BUT, MINERVA USES HER GOOD HAND TO CLUTCH ONTO THE WALLS OF THE CAGE! IT SEEMS LIKE MINERVA IS TRYING TO USE THAT SAME HAND TO CLIMB HER WAY UP THE CAGE! I THINK THAT SHE’S LOOKING TO ESCAPE AS DRAKE KING SEES WHAT MINERVA IS LOOKING TO DO! HE MANAGES TO CLUTCH ONTO THAT HAND AND DIG HIS NAILS INTO IT AGAIN! BUT, MINERVA IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN! SHE SEES THAT DRAKE IS LOOKING FOR THAT BOX CUTTER AGAIN! THE SAME BOX CUTTER THAT HAS CAUSED MINERVA TO BLEED LIKE A GODDAMN RIVER! MINERVA IS TRYING TO KICK THAT BOX CUTTER AWAY! SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
Drake King: (off-mic) FRICK! GOD DANG IT!
Stew-O: MINERVA JUST STOMPED THAT BOX CUTTER INTO THE PALM OF DRAKE KING’S HAND! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: THIS CAUSES DRAKE KING TO RIP THAT BOX CUTTER FROM HIS HANDS! HE THROWS IT TO THE MAT! THE PALM OF HIS HAND BEGINS TO BLEED! YOU CAN SEE THE GASH JUST POURING OUT! ****MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT BETWEEN THE EYES OF DRAKE BEFORE GETTING HIM INTO POSITION FOR ‘A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!’ MINERVA IS DANGLING ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHE GETS DRAKE IN THAT ABDOMINAL POSITION FOR THE FINISHER BEFORE SHE TURNS HIM AROUND AS SHE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE! THAT ABDOMINAL STRETCH DRIVER FROM THE TOP ROPE! ‘A CLOCKWORK ORANGE’ CONNECTS AS MINERVA HOLDS HIM THERE FOR THE COVER! ****
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ plays once more as the crowd in the Commonwealth Stadium rise to their feet! Minerva rolls off of Drake King. She is completely exhausted at this point as she can’t seem to move. She looks over to Drake, who is completely unconscious. There are some medical personnel who have raced in the ring to tend to the injuries of these two, who have taken each other to war and back.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…MINERVA!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I am completely speechless here. This match could have fallen in anyone’s favor. It was just a matter of who wanted to win this match more. In that case, it happened to be Minerva.
Stew-O: Drake King believed that he had a great game plan going into this match! He thought giving Minerva that element of surprise by attacking her on her way to the ring was going to give him that advantage.
Flannery McCoy: It did, but Minerva was able to turn it around! But, both of these Elitists brought everything to the table! It seemed like Drake King’s box cutter that he brought into the match, completely backfired on him! This provided Minerva with the opening needed to connect with ‘A Clockwork Orange’ from that top rope! Drake really thought that he had Minerva’s number with that, but Minerva was able to pull it off in the end! Congratulations to Minerva!
(Bloodied, hurt, but victorious, Minerva is assisted up… and for the first time in months, it seems as though she has that peace of mind she has been missing. Whatever comes next is uncertain, but tonight, she was able to pay Drake King back. With that, we fade to black.)
(A commercial plays for Astro Bot, featuring KASAI.)
(Road to Redemption returns live with the next matchcard graphic being shown off.)
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(The camera pans to ringside, and Gina Romano can be seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
(The camera pans to the stage, and before long, ‘Refuse/Resist’ by Sepultura begins to play. Loud boos come from the fans in attendance, and eventually, a spotlight shines on the two challengers in this match as Halsey Neel and Pandora Paisley begin to walk out. While usually sporting confident grins, the two members of the British Invasion have serious looks on their faces tonight, more confident than ever knowing what’s on the line. They pay no attention to the negative reception from the fans, instead beginning to make their way to the ring as they know just how important this match is for them.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first !… At a combined weight of 285 pounds… THE TEAM OF PANDORA PAISLEY AND HALSEY NEEL, THE BRITISH INVASION!!!!
Deadprez: This won’t be easy for the British Invasion by any means, but this is what they wanted. They’ve spent this season demanding their Championship match, and now they’re getting it, but to win they have to beat the greatest tag team of all time!
Gavin Kirkland: I’ve sure been waiting for this one! Road to Redemption has been a fantastic event, but there’s not many matches that I’ve been as excited for as this one!
Eve: Yeah, I wonder why… Anyways, the British Invasion have definitely established themselves as threats during their time on Voltage, picking up some big wins along the way. Could this all be leading to them being the team to defeat the seemingly unstoppable Jaded Hearts?
(The camera returns to the stage, and before long, ‘True Love’ by CFO$ hits. There’s a mixed reaction, though it’s not nearly as negative as what the British Invasion received. Before long, Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade step out to the stage. The two women are wearing their Unified Tag Team Championships, and as always they look confident heading into yet another Championship defense, knowing that no team has been able to take them down. They’re staring at the British Invasion, who are waiting for them inside of the ring, before finally the two Hall of Famers begin making their way down the ring, raising their Championships on the way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: And their opponents… THEY ARE THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! THE TEAM OF KASSIDY HEART AND SIENNA JADE, THE JADED HEARTS!
Deadprez: The Jaded Hearts reclaimed their Unified Tag Team Championships back at Fighting Spirit, and since then there has just been no stopping them. They’ve beaten everyone in their path, won no matter how many teams they were up against, and are now facing one of the two teams they defeated back at Pain for Pride.
Gavin Kirkland: It’s been an impressive reign, but did we expect any less from the Jaded Hearts? It’d be hard to think of any other tag teams who’ve been this dominant for as long as they have.
Eve: That’s actually a fair point, but you have to imagine that the British Invasion understands that. They faced them before, so they know that this won’t be an easy match. Even so, I’m looking forward to this one, especially knowing how heated things have gotten between both teams!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Let’s go! This match for the Unified Tag Team Championships is on, and this is one that we all have been waiting for! Kassidy Heart and Pandora Paisley are starting this one, and this right here might be the most important match the British Invasion have ever had! Halsey and Pandora have fought for these Championships before, but I don’t think they’ll have a better opportunity than this. Problem is, it’s not just any team holding those titles. They’re facing the two people who together might just be the greatest tag team in EAW history!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora and Halsey know that though, and have already dealt with them once back at Pain for Pride. Now more than ever I’m sure they know what kind of match this will be!
Eve: You may be right, but there’s no telling whether or not that’ll be the case. Even so, IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO TEAMS DON’T PLAN TO WAIT AROUND, AS KASSIDY AND PANDORA RUSH AT EACH OTHER, LOOKING TO START THIS MATCH OFF HOT AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS!
Deadprez: KASSIDY IS ABLE TO GET THE UPPER HAND, TAKING PANDORA TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! Kassidy begins to throw elbows to the face of Pandora- BUT PANDORA TURNS AROUND, ALLOWING HALSEY TO REACH FORWARD AND TAG HERSELF IN! KASSIDY PUSHES PANDORA OFF OF HER AS BOTH WOMEN RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET- BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO CATCH PANDORA WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! Pandora falls back, meanwhile Kassidy rushes to get back up-
Gavin Kirkland: ONLY TO BE GRABBED FROM BEHIND, BEFORE BEING DUMPED ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Halsey Neel able to take advantage with that huge move early on, and Kassidy is visibly dazed after that landing! Halsey is able to take control as she sends Kassidy into the British Invasion’s corner, and it looks like these two may have been prepared as Halsey runs in!
Eve: KASSIDY DIVES OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH, CAUSING HALSEY TO CRASH INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Halsey stumbles back, and Kassidy takes the opportunity to surprise Halsey with a dropkick! Halsey is dropped to the mat, meanwhile Kassidy is quick to get back on the offensive! Kassidy pulls Halsey back up, and she sends Halsey into the ropes! HALSEY TRIES TO REBOUND WITH A LARIAT, BUT KASSIDY DUCKS UNDER BEFORE DROPPING HALSEY WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: HALSEY STUMBLES BACK TO HER FEET, AND KASSIDY CONNECTS WITH A SECOND CLOTHESLINE! HALSEY RETURNS TO HER FEET ONCE MORE, AND KASSIDY GRABS HER BEFORE SENDING HER INTO AN EMPTY CORNER OF THE RING! SHE RUNS IN- AND HALSEY ATTEMPTS TO GET THE BOOT UP BUT KASSIDY CATCHES IT!
Eve: Halsey is able to push Kassidy away though- AND AS KASSIDY COMES CHARGING BACK IN, HALSEY IS ABLE TO SCOOP HER UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF IT THOUGH, AND NOW SHE RETURNS THE FAVOR BY DROPPING HALSEY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HER OWN! Kassidy gets back up, and she quickly drags Halsey into the Jaded Hearts’ corner before tagging Sienna Jade in! Kassidy forces Halsey into the corner before beginning to stomp away at her, giving Sienna time to enter the ring!
Deadprez: Kassidy lets Halsey stumbles out of the corner, BUT ONLY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, WHICH SIENNA JADE FOLLOWS UP WITH A SHINING WIZARD! Sienna Jade is back in this one, and right now the Jaded Hearts are showing everyone exactly why they have such an incredible resume as a tag team! I’m sure the British Invasion knew that this wouldn’t be an easy match for them, and they’re definitely witnessing it now as Sienna is in control! Halsey sits up, reaching out to grab to the ropes to pull herself up, but Sienna catches her with a stiff kick right to her back!
Gavin Kirkland: Halsey rolls over towards an empty corner of the ring before pulling herself up! Sienna is still on the offensive though, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! Halsey is definitely feeling that one as she stumbles out of the corner, AND NOW SIENNA SENDS HALSEY INTO THE ROPES-
Eve: BUT PANDORA GRABS ONTO HALSEY FROM THE APRON, STOPPING HER FROM BOUNCING OFF OF THE ROPES! Sienna runs in- but she’s caught with a boot to the face from Halsey!
Deadprez: Sienna stumbles back, BUT JUST AS HALSEY WENT TO CAPITALIZE, SIENNA WAS ABLE TO RESPOND WITH A FOREARM!
Gavin Kirkland: Now it’s Halsey taking a step back- BUT ONLY BEFORE DROPPING SIENNA TO A KNEE WITH AN ELBOW! HALSEY NOW WITH THE TAG TO PANDORA!
Eve: Pandora Paisley is in, and she’s quickly after Sienna as she grabs her and slams her face first into the top turnbuckle! Sienna falls into a seated position, AND NOW PANDORA JUST REPEATEDLY BEGINS STOMPING AWAY AT SIENNA, THROWING BOOTS RIGHT AT THE HALL OF FAMER’S FACE UNTIL THE REFEREE IS FORCED TO GET INVOLVED!
Deadprez: Pandora backs up, BUT BEFORE SIENNA CAN BEGIN PULLING HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER, PANDORA RUSHES BACK IN WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE SEATED SIENNA! The British Invasion seems to be in control right now and Pandora knows this, so she begins dragging Sienna up, looking for another tag!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN THOUGH, AS SHE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT PANDORA’S MIDSECTION! Pandora is forced to back up, and so far this match has definitely felt almost like a brawl, which isn’t a surprise given all of the animosity that’s existed between these two teams! Pandora rushes back towards Sienna, BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER PANDORA’S STRIKE BEFORE GRABBING HER FROM BEHIND! WITCHES HAMMER!
Eve: NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! Instead Pandora avoids the elbow and connects with an arm drag, sending Sienna closer towards the British Invasion’s corner! Sienna stumbles up, and Pandora looks to use this as her opportunity to capitalize! PANDORA BEGINS SETTING SIENNA UP FOR HAYWIRE-
Deadprez: BUT SIENNA FREES HER ARM BEFORE RUSHING FORWARD WHILE HOLDING ONTO PANDORA, CAUSING PANDORA TO BE RAMMED BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SIENNA KEEPS PANDORA IN PLACE, AND KASSIDY TAGS HERSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH! The two women grab Pandora and send her into the ropes!
Eve: BUT HALSEY NEEL USES THIS AS HER CHANCE TO ENTER THE RING, AND SHE TAKES KASSIDY TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! SIENNA IS SURPRISED BY THIS, AND THIS GIVES PANDORA THE OPPORTUNITY TO BLINDSIDE HER! ALL FOUR WOMEN IN THIS MATCH ARE IN THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAS REALLY BECOME A FIGHT HERE! THINGS HAVE COMPLETELY BROKEN DOWN, AND I DON’T THINK THE REFEREE PLANS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS JUST YET, KNOWING THAT THOSE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE ON THE LINE!
Deadprez: KASSIDY AND HALSEY FALL OUT TO RINGSIDE, AS DOES PANDORA AND SIENNA! ALL FOUR WOMEN ARE FIGHTING RIGHT NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SIENNA HAS SENT PANDORA BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Sienna now beginning to punch away at Pandora, meanwhile Kassidy is pulling Halsey back up after seemingly coming out on top in their fight! Kassidy now brings Halsey back to her feet-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HALSEY CATCHES KASSIDY BY SURPRISE WITH A HEADBUTT!
Eve: KASSIDY STUMBLES BACK, AND NOW HALSEY QUICKLY GRABS HER BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Kassidy hit those steps hard, and it looks like she might’ve even hit the back of her head against them! That shot into the steps looks like it might’ve rocked Kassidy, but Halsey isn’t done yet! Halsey drags Kassidy back up-
Deadprez: BUT SIENNA RUSHES IN, HITTING HALSEY WITH A FOREARM! Halsey and Sienna begin to trade blows as Kassidy is given some time to recover, and after being sent into the steps I think she may have needed it! Remember, Kassidy just tagged herself back into the match, and while her and Sienna have an incredible resume as a team, the British Invasion clearly didn’t come into this match unprepared!
Gavin Kirkland: The referee is finally exiting the ring and separating Halsey and Sienna as neither of them are the legal competitors-
Eve: BUT PANDORA GRABS KASSIDY FROM BEHIND, AND SHE JUST USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEND KASSIDY’S HEAD RIGHT BACK INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Deadprez: PANDORA SENDS KASSIDY BACK INTO THE RING, AND AFTER REALIZING WHAT JUST HAPPENED, SIENNA ABANDONS THE FIGHT AND RUSHES ONTO THE APRON! Sienna wants the tag, but it looks like the British Invasion is looking to dish out more damage first as they clearly are taking advantage of Kassidy’s history with concussions! Things really aren’t looking good here, as Pandora goes for the first cover of the match!
OOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! This has been a very physical match so far, but Kassidy has never been the kind of competitor to go down easily. Pandora walks over to her team’s corner before tagging Halsey back into the match! There have been plenty of tags throughout this one which is to be expected from two experienced teams like this, but I think it’s the British Invasion who have the upper hand now!
Eve: Halsey Neel pulls Kassidy up before throwing a knee right to her midsection, BUT ONLY BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP WITH. KNEE TO THE HEAD OF KASSIDY! Kassidy stumbles back, AND HALSEY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BICYCLE PUMP KICK! Halsey now pulling Kassidy into an empty corner of the ring, BEFORE HITTING HER WITH AN UPPERCUT! Halsey now pulling Kassidy up onto the top rope, and it looks like she has something in mind while Kassidy is still out of it!
Deadprez: Halsey begins making her way up to the top rope, and with the way things are going now, the British Invasion might have a good chance of becoming Champions tonight! Halsey begins making her way up top-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO FINALLY BEGIN THROWING PUNCHES TO THE RIBS! EVEN AFTER THOSE SHOTS TO THE HEAD KASSIDY SEEMS TO HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK, AND THANKS TO THAT SHE’S ABLE TO SHOVE HALSEY OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: HALSEY IS ABLE TO ROLL TO HER FEET AND AVOID A NASTY LANDING, BUT IN THAT TIME KASSIDY WAS ABLE TO REPOSITION HERSELF ON THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE DIVING OFF WITH A DIVING HURRICANRANA! HALSEY WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT ONE, AND NOW KASSIDY RUNS THE ROPES AS HALSEY STUMBLES BACK UP!
Deadprez: GO TO GAWD!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY JUST PUT EVERYTHING BEHIND A HUGE SPEAR, EVENING THE ODDS AS HALSEY WAS JUST PUT DOWN! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT AS KASSIDY IS HOLDING HER HEAD! The British Invasion definitely did a number on her with those shots into the steel steps, but Kassidy begins pulling herself into Sienna’s corner once more! Meanwhile, Halsey is pulling herself to Pandora Paisley’s corner!
Eve: AND IT LOOKS LIKE KASSIDY IS THE FIRST TO MAKE THE TAG, BUT HALSEY TAGS PANDORA IN RIGHT AFTER! BOTH WOMEN ARE BACK IN THE RING!
Deadprez: PANDORA ENTERS THE RING AND QUICKLY SWINGS AT SIENNA, BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK! PANDORA STUMBLES BACK TO HER FEET, AND SIENNA QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP THE OFFENSE WITH A LARIAT! PANDORA STUMBLES BACK UP ONCE MORE, AND NOW SIENNA RUNS IN AS PANDORA BACKPEDALS TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA DUCKS DOWN, LIFTING SIENNA OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: BUT SIENNA LANDED ON THE APRON! PANDORA TURNS AROUND- RIGHT INTO A FOREARM! SHE STUMBLES BACK, AND THIS ALLOWS SIENNA TO HIT HER WITH RAW SIENNA!!!!
Deadprez: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA WAS ABLE TO AVOID IT, CAUSING SIENNA TO CRASH DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Sienna Jade begins to stumble back up, clearly in pain after landing into the mat from that height! I don’t think she even realizes what’s about to happen though! This could be bad!
Eve: THE CAT’S PAW!
Deadprez: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER! PANDORA ALMOST GOT SIENNA WITH THE KICK, BUT SIENNA DUCKED UNDER BEFORE GRABBING THE ARM FROM BEHIND!
Gavin Kirkland: WITCHES HAMMER!!!! WITCHES HAMMER CONNECTS, AND SIENNA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS TO RETAIN THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEE-
Eve: AND PANDORA IS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, KEEPING THIS MATCH ALIVE!
Deadprez: Sienna Jade shakes her head, but it looks like she’s not about to let the fact that Pandora kicked out get to her for too long. At the end of the day, this is nothing new for Sienna. She’s been in so many matches for those titles, so she knows the kind of fight she has in front of her even if she doesn’t like the British Invasion.
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna begins dragging Pandora back up by her hair, and it looks like she’s ready to make the tag! Sienna heads over to Kassidy-
Eve: WAIT, NO!
Deadprez: HALSEY NEEL PULLS KASSIDY OFF OF THE APRON, DROPPING KASSIDY FACE FIRST INTO IT! HALSEY STOPS SIENNA JADE FROM MAKING THE TAG BY PULLING KASSIDY OFF OF THE APRON, AND JUST BEFORE KASSIDY COULD RESPOND, HALSEY GRABS HER AND SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE! KASSIDY CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE, AND SIENNA JADE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Gavin Kirkland: Halsey kicks off the top half of the steel steps, but Sienna isn’t about to let this continue! Sienna lets go of Pandora before turning her attention to Halsey-
Eve: BUT JUST AS SIENNA TRIED TO STEP THROUGH THE ROPES, PANDORA PULLED HER BACK IN, BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH THE BLACK PUDDING!!!!!
Deadprez: SIENNA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND WHILE SHE’S DOWN, HALSEY QUICKLY DRAGS KASSIDY OVER TO THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE STEPS! HALSEY NEEL OBVIOUSLY HAS SOMETHING IN MIND HERE AS SHE PULLS KASSIDY UP ON TOP OF THE STEPS, AND WHATEVER THIS IS, IT CAN’T BE GOOD! THE REFEREE IS TELLING HALSEY OFF AND TELLING HER NOT TO DO THIS, BUT NEITHER OF THEM ARE THE LEGAL COMPETITORS! HALSEY SETS KASSIDY UP! NO, DON’T DO THIS!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL??? HALSEY JUST HIT KASSIDY WITH THE FALL, RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Eve: WHAT IS SHE DOING?? KASSIDY HAS A HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS! THE LAST THING SHE NEEDS IS TO TAKE DAMAGE TO THE HEAD, AND HALSEY JUST TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER AND DROPPED HER WITH A PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Deadprez: SIENNA IS STILL LAID OUT FROM THE BLACK PUDDING, BUT KASSIDY HEART MIGHT’VE JUST SUFFERED ANOTHER CONCUSSION WITH A MOVE LIKE THAT! HALSEY WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO DELIVER A SNEAK ATTACK ON KASSIDY, AND FORGET ABOUT THE CHAMPIONSHIPS RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO GET KASSIDY SOME HELP!
(Halsey Neel has a smirk on her face as she slowly begins to back away from Kassidy Heart, yelling at the referee to pay attention to the match. A few members of the medical staff rush down the ramp, and as they rush to check on Kassidy, Pandora drags Sienna into the British Invasion’s corner, with a grin on her face.)
(*TAG!*)
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora just made the tag to Halsey, and it looks like this is what they wanted! These two took Kassidy Heart out of the equation, knowing the kind of threat she is, and thanks to that Sienna Jade is left to fend for herself!
Eve: You have to admit it’s a good plan, because just look at what they already did! Halsey enters the ring as Pandora sends Sienna into the center of the ring with a snapmare, AND NOW THEY PLANT SIENNA WITH A SUPERKICK AND RUNNING KNEE STRIKE COMBINATION! SIENNA TAKING BOTH OF THOSE ATTACKS AT THE SAME TIME, AND SHE JUST CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AFTER ALREADY BEING HIT WITH THE BLACK PUDDING JUST BEFORE THIS! It’s not often that we see something like this, but right now the British Invasion is actually picking apart the Jaded Hearts!
Deadprez: Yeah, and that started by taking out one of the members! Pandora exits out to the apron, but only so Halsey can tag her back in! Halsey drags Sienna into the corner of the ring and begins stomping away at her as Pandora gets back into the ring and backs up into the furthest corner, AND NOW HALSEY HOLDS SIENNA IN PLACE SO PANDORA CAN RUN IN AND CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK! Pandora and Halsey are all over Sienna Jade, meanwhile the medics look like they might not have a choice but to take Kassidy to the back!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s not a good sign at all. Do you think that move might’ve actually given her another concussion?
Eve: For an Elitist like Kassidy to be taken out of the picture? I don’t know if there’s any other possibility. This is all British Invasion right now, and honestly, as talented as Sienna Jade is, I don’t know how you can overcome the numbers advantage like this. Both members of the British Invasion look proud of what they did, and I think they’re just toying with Sienna at this point.
Deadprez: You might be right, but I don’t know if there’s anything that can be done about it. Pandora pulls Sienna out of the corner before dropping down and just beginning to punch away at Sienna, and it’s pretty clear to me that these two knew exactly what they were doing! The British Invasion may not have been around for as long as the Jaded Hearts, but they’re still an experienced team and clearly thought of a plan heading into this one!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, and that plan was leaving Sienna without a teammate! Pandora shoves Sienna back into the corner- BUT ONLY BEFORE RUSHING IN WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Sienna drops back down in the corner, meanwhile Pandora and Halsey have not given her a chance to breathe ever since Halsey’s attack!
Eve: Pandora tags Halsey back in once more, and right now Sienna just looks lifeless. Halsey is dragging Sienna back up, and whatever they’re planning right now, I don’t think Sienna can do anything to stop it.
Deadprez: Yeah, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE NOT JUST GOING FOR ANY MOVE!
Gavin Kirkland: CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!
Eve: WAIT!!
Deadprez: IT… DIDN’T CONNECT!?
Gavin Kirkland: JUST BEFORE HALSEY COULD GO FOR THE LEG SWEEP, SIENNA WAS ABLE TO PULL HER IN FRONT OF HER! SIENNA JUST SENT HALSEY RIGHT INTO A SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM HER OWN PARTNER! PANDORA CAN’T BELIEVE IT, MEANWHILE SIENNA CAN BARELY EVEN STAND!
Eve: PANDORA CHARGES AFTER SIENNA, BUT SIENNA IS ABLE TO BACKPEDAL AND PULL THE BOTTOM ROPE DOWN, SENDING PANDORA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT TO RINGSIDE! SIENNA JADE HAS FOUND A WAY TO EVEN THE ODDS, AND HALSEY IS THE LEGAL COMPETITOR RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: Halsey is pulling herself back to her feet- BUT SIENNA COMES RUNNING IN, SENDING BOTH HERSELF AND HALSEY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BOTH WOMEN TUMBLE OUT TO RINGSIDE, AND RIGHT NOW I’M NOT SURE HOW SIENNA JADE IS EVEN MOVING!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think the British Invasion is sure, either! They were clearly caught off guard with that counter, and I have to imagine that might’ve rattled them a bit after they were in control for so long!
Eve: Well this isn’t just anyone they’re facing! Even with a huge disadvantage, it’s still Sienna Jade! Sienna slowly pulls herself back to her feet, BUT BECAUSE SHE’S AT RINGSIDE, SHE IS ATTACKED BY PANDORA PAISLEY! Pandora catches her with a forearm as the numbers game once again catches up to Sienna, and with those strikes, I think the British Invasion are done toying with her! Pandora now, LOOKING TO SEND SIENNA INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF STEPS!
(*CRASH!*)
Deadprez: BUT SIENNA TURNED IT AROUND, SENDING PANDORA INTO THE STEEL STEPS! SIENNA JADE DROPS TO A KNEE, BUT PANDORA PAISLEY WAS JUST TAKEN OUT, EVEN IF IT’S TEMPORARILY! SIENNA MIGHT’VE JUST OVERCOME THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE-
Gavin Kirkland: DON’T SPEAK TOO SOON! HALSEY NEEL QUICKLY GRABS SIENNA, SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE APRON BEFORE THROWING HER BACK INTO THE RING! Pandora is slowly crawling away from the steps, meanwhile Halsey just looks frustrated seeing that they just about had this match won not too long ago!
Eve: They have the numbers on their side thanks to Kassidy Heart seemingly being unable to continue, but Sienna Jade is still a Hall of Famer and one of EAW’s very best! It was never gonna be easy taking her out, and they’re seeing that now! Halsey quickly grabs Sienna, AND SHE WASTES NO TIME BEGINNING TO SET UP FOR THE SAME MOVE THAT TOOK KASSIDY OUT OF ACTION! THE FALL!!!!
Deadprez: BUT SIENNA IS ABLE TO PULL HALSEY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO A JACKKNIFE PIN!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HALSEY KICKS OUT AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHES BACK TO HER FEET, BEFORE LOOKING FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE!
Eve: SIENNA BARELY AVOIDS IT THOUGH, BEFORE QUICKLY GRABBING HALSEY AND STEPPING OFF OF THE MIDDLE AND TOP TURNBUCKLES FOR A TORNADO DDT!!!! HUGE TORNADO DDT BY SIENNA, WHO ROLL OUT TO THE APRON WHILE HALSEY IS DOWN!
Deadprez: Sienna can’t even stand on her own right now, but she’s able to use the ropes to begin pulling herself up, before beginning to make her climb up top! Sienna seems to have something in mind here, as she’s climbing up with her back turned to the ring! Throughout this, Halsey still has barely even moved!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA MAKES IT UP TOP, AND NOW SHE-
Eve: NO! HALSEY IS ABLE TO PUSH HERSELF BACK UP, BEFORE FINALLY HITTING SIENNA WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK! HALSEY STOPS SIENNA FROM CONNECTING WITH WHAT MIGHT’VE BEEN STARSTRUCK, AND NOW SHE LANDS ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK!
Deadprez: HALSEY IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH ONE MORE, BEFORE FINALLY SHOVING SIENNA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA DOESN’T GO DOWN EASILY, THOUGH! SIENNA WAS ABLE TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES, ALLOWING HER TO LAND ON THE APRON! HALSEY TURNS TOWARDS SIENNA AND REALIZES WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT SHE’S TOO LATE! SIENNA SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: ***RAW SIENNA!!!!!!***
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!!!!! RAW SIENNA CONNECTS ON HALSEY NEEL!!! SIENNA JADE WAS ABLE TO FIND AN OPENING AND HIT THE FINISHER, AND SIENNA IS BARELY ABLE TO TURN HALSEY OVER FOR THE COVER! NO WAY! IS SIENNA GONNA GET THE JOB DONE!? WILL THE JADED HEARTS RETAIN THEIR CHAMPIONSHIPS ONCE AGAIN, EVEN WITH THESE CIRCUMSTANCES!?
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! PANDORA JUST PULLED SIENNA OUT OF THE RING, KEEPING THE MATCH ALIVE AND STOPPING THE JADED HEARTS FROM RETAINING THEIR CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Eve: ONCE AGAIN THE NUMBERS GAME PLAYS A ROLE! PANDORA WAS GIVEN TIME TO RECOVER, AND THANKS TO THAT, SHE WAS ABLE TO KEEP THIS ONE ALIVE! Pandora now, SENDING SIENNA FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Sienna Jade has been putting up an incredible fight, but I just don’t know if anyone can handle odds like this! Kassidy was taken out of this one, and the longer this goes on, the worse this gets for Sienna!
Deadprez: The British Invasion can keep doing this as long as they want as long as they have this type of advantage! Pandora looks to continue her assault as she grabs Sienna- BUT SIENNA IS ABLE TO RETALIATE WITH A PUNCH TO THE RIBS! A SECOND ONE FORCES PANDORA OFF! SIENNA NOW WITH A FOREARM TO PANDORA- BUT PANDORA RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HER OWN! BOTH WOMEN TRADING ATTACKS, UNTIL FINALLY PANDORA KNEES SIENNA IN THE MIDSECTION, DROPPING SIENNA TO A KNEE!
Eve: Pandora drags Sienna back up, BUT SIENNA SHOVES PANDORA AWAY, BEFORE ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! SIENNA KNOWS PANDORA ISN’T THE LEGAL COMPETITOR, SO SHE DOES THE SMART THING AND GETS OUT OF THAT SITUATION WHILE SHE HAD THE CHANCE! Sienna gets back to her feet before turning around-
Deadprez: ONLY TO BE LIFTED INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY BY HALSEY! PANDORA TAGS HERSELF IN, BEFORE HALSEY HITS SIENNA WITH BLOOD ON THE LEAVES!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA ENTERS THE RING AS SIENNA IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, BEFORE FINISHING THE JOB WITH PANDORUM!!!!!! PANDORUM CONNECTS ON SIENNA JADE!!!!
Eve: Sienna Jade put up an amazing fight, but that’s gotta be it. Halsey and Pandora look at each other, and they know that Sienna’s done. Pandora goes for the cover, and given the circumstances, I think we have our new Unified Tag Team Champions.
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: NO WAY!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Eve: HOW!? I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT! I THOUGHT WE HAD NEW CHAMPIONS!
Deadprez: I DON’T THINK YOU’RE ALONE THERE!
(By this point, the fans are cheering following the surprising kickout. While the Jaded Hearts haven’t always been fan favorites, they’re in full support of Sienna right now, knowing that she’s outnumbered and is still bringing everything she has to this match. Sienna Jade doesn’t move after all the damage she’s taken, but both Halsey and Pandora are in disbelief, sharing a look at each other after everything they already did to the Hall of Famer.)
Deadprez: Sienna Jade has been here for years, and she reached the very top for a reason! She’s proven over the years just how much she loves what she does, and given everything that the Jaded Hearts have accomplished together, she’s clearly not about to let this reign end so easily, even with Kassidy out of action!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora drags Sienna Jade back up, AND SHE JUST HITS SIENNA WITH AN ELBOW! A SECOND ONE, AND A THIRD! PANDORA JUST REPEATEDLY THROWS ELBOWS AT SIENNA, KNOWING THAT SIENNA DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT!
Eve: At this point, I’m starting to think this might be out of frustration! The British Invasion thought that targeting Kassidy’s head and forcing Sienna to face them on their own would get them the titles, but it hasn’t been that simple at all! There’s a reason those two have basically been unbeatable, but it might not matter as Pandora just keeps pummeling a basically defenseless Sienna!
Deadprez: BUT LOOK! SIENNA STILL MIGHT HAVE A BIT OF LIFE LEFT IN HER AFTER ALL! SHE JUST SHOVED PANDORA AWAY, AND-
(*SMACK!*)
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA JUST SLAPPED PANDORA IN THE FACE!
(Pandora takes a step back, but the slap doesn’t take her down. Instead it only further annoys her as she stares at Sienna Jade. The fans continue to cheer for Sienna, until finally Pandora responds.)
Eve: AND NOW PANDORA FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND, CAUSING A BRAWL BETWEEN THESE TWO TO START! PANDORA AND SIENNA ARE HITTING EACH OTHER WITH PUNCHES, THROWING WHATEVER THEY HAVE LEFT AT EACH OTHER AS THINGS CLEARLY DIDN’T GO HOW HALSEY AND PANDORA PLANNED!
Deadprez: SIENNA STILL HAS FIGHT IN HER EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS, AND FOR SOME REASON SHE’S STILL NOT BACKING DOWN, KNOWING THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE THE BRITISH INVASION HAS! PANDORA IS STARTING TO GET THE UPPER HAND THOUGH, AS SHE HITS SIENNA WITH MORE AND MORE FOREARMS!
Eve: SIENNA SWINGS AT PANDORA, BUT PANDORA DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE KICKING SIENNA IN THE MIDSECTION! PANDORA NOW THROWING SIENNA INTO THE ROPES!
(*TAG!*)
Eve: ???
Deadprez: SIENNA REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND PANDORA SWINGS AT HER!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER AND- WAIT, WAIT A SECOND!
Eve: SUBCULTURE!!!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY TAGGED HERSELF BACK IN, AND SIENNA GOT BEHIND PANDORA JUST IN TIME FOR THE JADED HEARTS TO DELIVER THEIR SPINNING HEEL KICK AND LEG SWEEP COMBINATION, THE SAME COMBINATION THAT THE BRITISH INVASION USES TO WIN THEIR OWN MATCHES!
Gavin Kirkland: YEAH, BUT THAT’S NOT ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED! HOW IS KASSIDY HEART BACK!? THE WOMAN MIGHT BE CONCUSSED, BUT SHE CAME IN AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME!
Eve: SIENNA WAS FORCED TO FEND FOR HERSELF FOR SO LONG, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE EFFORTS MIGHT’VE PAID OFF AS THE JADED HEARTS HAVE TAKEN PANDORA OUT! KASSIDY HEART HOOKS THE LEGS, AND THIS ONE HAS TO BE OVER!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: HALSEY NEEL IS BARELY ABLE TO BREAK IT UP! SIENNA DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO STOP HALSEY, AND AFTER EVERYTHING SHE’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH, I DON’T THINK YOU CAN BLAME HER!
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna slowly rolls out to the apron as Halsey gets out of the ring, and Kassidy doesn’t look too happy that Subculture didn’t get the job done. Kassidy still looks pretty out of it after what happened earlier, but it looks like she plans to take over now to give Sienna the rest she clearly needs after all of that!
Eve: Kassidy slowly pushes herself back up, and she notices Pandora beginning to stir! Kassidy backs up into an empty corner of the ring, BEFORE RUSHING IN FOR PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!
Deadprez: PANDORA BACKS UP THOUGH, GETTING OUT OF THE WAY AND AVOIDING THE MOVE! KASSIDY TURNS AROUND, AND PANDORA GOES FOR-
Gavin Kirkland: HEART STOPPER! KASSIDY CUTS PANDORA OFF WITH THE HEART PUNCH, KASSIDY EXPECTED PANDORA TO MOVE AND WAS ABLE TO PREVENT PANDORA FROM CAPITALIZING!
Eve: PANDORA FALLS INTO KASSIDY’S GRASP, AND NOW KASSIDY SLIPS BEHIND HER BEFORE HOOKING THE ARMS FOR NECRO MAULER!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: PANDORA DOESN’T LET THE SUBMISSION BECOME FULLY APPLIED THOUGH, AS SHE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE ROLLING OVER KASSIDY FOR A PIN, PUSHING THE SHOULDERS DOWN!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY KICKS OUT! BOTH ELITISTS BACK TO THEIR FEET-
Eve: BUT PANDORA TARGETS THE HEAD AGAIN, HITTING KASSIDY WITH AN UPPERCUT! Kassidy falls back to a knee, and while she’s been out of this match for a while, you can tell that uppercut really did some damage! Kassidy definitely shouldn’t be out here right now, but she couldn’t let Sienna deal with this all on her own!
Deadprez: You’re right, but I think wanting to come back and help Sienna might’ve just backfired as Pandora has Kassidy set up, FOR THE CATASTROPHE!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASSIDY DOESN’T LET IT CONNECT THAT EASILY! KASSIDY SHOVES PANDORA AWAY! PANDORA ENDS UP IN THE CORNER OF THE RING AND KASSIDY RUSHES IN FOR RAPTURE, BUT PANDORA BARELY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! PANDORA AVOIDS WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A DEVASTATING MOVE, AND NOW SHE HITS KASSIDY WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, CAUSING KASSIDY TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROP TO A KNEE! Pandora sees the weakness here even if Kassidy was able to come back, and now she begins dragging Kassidy over to the British Invasion’s corner!
Eve: KASSIDY STOPS A TAG FROM BEING MADE THOUGH, AS SHE BEGINS THROWING PUNCHES TO THE RIBS OF PANDORA! PANDORA IS FORCED TO LET GO OF KASSIDY, BUT I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH KASSIDY HAS LEFT! PANDORA SWINGS AT KASSIDY, BUT KASSIDY DUCKS UNDER IT! PANDORA TURNS AROUND- RIGHT INTO THE BRIGHTON FLY! THE BRIGHTON FLY CONNECTS, AND NOW KASSIDY PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP BEFORE PULLING PANDORA INTO A WHEELBARROW HOLD! SHE BEGINS LIFTING PANDORA UP, POSSIBLY FOR 33!
Deadprez: BUT PANDORA IS ABLE TO FREE HER LEGS ONCE KASSIDY LIFTS HER UP, ALLOWING HER TO DRAG KASSIDY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE! KASSIDY RUSHES BACK TO HER FEET, BUT PANDORA QUICKLY PULLS HER INTO A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE LIFTING HER UP-
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs:
Eve: Oh no. :lupe:
Deadprez: PANDORA JUST DROPPED THE ALREADY CONCUSSED KASSIDY HEART ONTO THE MAT WITH A BRAINBUSTER! IT’S NOT A MOVE PANDORA IS KNOWN FOR, BUT SHE MIGHT’VE JUST KNOCKED KASSIDY’S LIGHTS OUT FOR GOOD AFTER THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora tags Halsey Neel into the ring, and there’s nothing that Kassidy can do now! She already took a risk coming back to the ring, and the British Invasion took full advantage of it! Halsey sets Kassidy up, and I don’t think Kassidy’s got anything left to fight back!
Eve: HALSEY NEEL CONNECTS WITH THE EVOLVER, AND IMMEDIATELY THAT QUESTION MARK KICK IS FOLLOWED BY PANDORA’S BOX!!! THE DOUBLE EDGE SWORD CONNECTS, DOING EVEN FURTHER DAMAGE TO THE HEAD AS KASSIDY LIFELESSLY FALLS TO THE MAT!!!!
Deadprez: HALSEY DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER, AND THIS ONE HAS TO BE OVER!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA RUSHES INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
TTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: BUT PANDORA INTERCEPTS, KNOCKING HER THROUGH THE ROPES AND OFF OF THE APRON WITH A BIG BOOT!!!
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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(The fans in attendance are in complete disbelief as the bell rings, but before long, the shock on their faces is removed as ‘Refuse/Resist’ begins to play once more. Halsey and Pandora are staring at each other, with mixed emotions running through them. Both happiness, and relief after defeating the Jaded Hearts. The referee retrieves the Unified Tag Team Championships, and the British Invasion snatches the Championships before raising them in the air.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners…. AAAANNNNDDDD THE NEWWWWWWWWW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… HALSEY NEEL AND PANDORA PAISLEY, THE BRIIITTIIISSSSHHHHH IIIINNNNVAAAAAAASSIIOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!
Deadprez: They… THEY DID IT! I can’t believe I’m even saying this, but the Jaded Hearts lost! The British Invasion are the NEW Unified Tag Team Champions, and it looks like in the end they did everything they promised to!
Gavin Kirkland: The British Invasion injured Kassidy early enough to be able to focus on Sienna Jade, but in the end that turned out to lead to an incredibly difficult fight as Sienna put EVERYTHING into this match!
Eve: Kassidy was eventually able to get back into this, potentially against doctors wishes, but in the end all that damage was too much. Kassidy most definitely has another concussion right now, and the British Invasion is responsible for that!
Deadprez: Say what you want, but in the end they did what they needed to do in order to defeat the best team in EAW history. It wasn’t easy, but in the end, they actually did it!
(Slowly, Sienna Jade helps Kassidy Heart back to her feet inside of the ring. Kassidy is still visibly out of it after what happened throughout the match, but Sienna is able to help her up. Once the two Hall of Famers are back to their feet, they stare at the new Champions, who are standing across the ring from them.)
Eve: The Jaded Hearts had an incredible reign as the Unified Tag Team Champions, and I think it says something that this was already a history-making reign when it started. These two are both Hall of Famers for a reason, and for yet another reign they proved that.
Deadprez: It took everything to take these two down, including a concussion from someone who already had a bad history with them.
(The staredown continues between the two teams, who’ve had a heated history with each other all throughout the year. However, eventually the staredown would end with the Jaded Hearts nodding towards the British Invasion, showing a sign of respect that even the new Champions didn’t expect.)
Gavin Kirkland: I can’t say I expected that, but if anyone deserves that kind of respect, it’s the team that found a way to actually defeat the Jaded Hearts! This isn’t something that happens often, and this is definitely the biggest victory of the British Invasion’s careers!
Eve: The British Invasion has come a long way, and while they’re not known for being fan favorites, this was an amazing victory for them! As for the Jaded Hearts, there’s no telling what’s next for them. I mean, we’re talking about two women who’ve literally done it all. They’re already two of the greatest of all time!
(After a few seconds, Halsey and Pandora nod back at the Jaded Hearts. With this, Kassidy and Sienna begin to make their way out of the ring. They slowly make it to the ramp as they hold each other in their arms, but hearing the loud cheers, the Hall of Famers can’t help but take a moment to stop and look towards the fans, who are giving them an ovation after everything they’ve done. Kassidy and Sienna soak in the respect from the fans in attendance, before giving them a final bow. The two begin making their way up the ramp, leaving the British Invasion to celebrate their victory.)
Deadprez: I don’t think enough can be said about the Jaded Hearts, so I’ll leave it at this. If this is the last we see of these two as a team I’m not sure if we’ll ever see a tag team surpass them, and as for Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade as individuals, I think their performances tonight even in spite of the circumstances said enough. These are two of the best EAW has ever seen.
Eve: You’re right, and as we move on with our night, I’d just like to say congratulations to Halsey Neel and Pandora Paisley! The Jaded Hearts may be the greatest tag team of all time, but the British Invasion defeated that team, and are now the Unified Tag Team Champions heading into the new year!
Deadprez: What a win for these two, and what an amazing match this was! We know that these two have been working so hard for this and they’ve been waiting for their chance to win their first Championships in EAW, so while it may be a rare sight for cheers to come their way, it can’t be doubted that they earned this! Congratulations to the new Unified Tag Team Champions!
(The British Invasion remain inside of the ring, finally raising their newly won Championships. They’re both exhausted, but they have smiles on their faces after finally doing what they promised and winning the titles. The two climb onto the middle turnbuckles, continuing to hold their Championships up to the crowd, and as they celebrate their victory, Road to Redemption fades from ringside.)
(A commercial plays for Spirit Airlines.)
(Road to Redemption returns, and with that, the final matchcard of the night is shown.)
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(Stephie Love is in the ring, ready to call the main event and final Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Road to Redemption.)
Stephie Love: LAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEN!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stephie Love: The following is an Extreme Elimination Chamber match, and it is for the EAW WOOOOORLD HEAAAAVYWEIIIIIIIGHT CHAAAAMPIOOOONSHIIIIIIP!
Crowd: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
(The piano key to Still D.R.E. hits and nobody emerges from behind the curtain for a moment, the titantron denoting in bold text various accomplishments Karl Impact has notched over the years alongside the video of the events as the piano version continues. Piano version of Still D.R.E. cuts into the original song from its start as emerald green strobe lights affix the emerging Karl Impact, simultaneous with his pyro, as he makes his calculated saunter down the ramp with over fifteen years and ten EAW World Championships behind his every step.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Seattle, Washington, he is the Quintessential Champion and EAW Hall of Famer… IIIIIIMPAAAAAAAAAAAACT!
Stew-O: Easily the biggest name and threat in this match, Impact enters this match with three decades’ worth of experience and, of course, is no stranger to this match type. Not only does he want to further bolster his incredible resume, but he wants to win this match and show to everyone that he is back and better than before.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, this is the big name here. Can’t deny it. I’m sure all the other competitors are gonna be keeping their eyes peeled for Impact and what he does here.
Flannery McCoy: Mhm. But where’s his weapon?
Jake Mercer: Are you questioning the great Karl Impact!?
Flannery McCoy: You know what? Nevermind.
(‘Duel of the Fates’ hit. The New Breed Champion comes on in, ready and determined as can be. He takes in the atmosphere and the stakes, especially with the potential awards that await him should he win tonight. He walks down, focused and undaunted.)
Stephie Love: Next! From Bray County, Wicklow, Ireland, he is the ‘Lord’ and current New Breed Champion… BRRRAAAAAAEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: A huge, *huge* task awaits for him, but BRAE is ready. He’s already having one of the best New Breed title runs within this modern era of EAW, and yet, he can add more to his already-amazing young career with us by becoming world champion! Seeing as how Michael Machina won his chamber to be the new World Champion, it’d be like a full-circle moment for the New Breed division and its history!
Flannery McCoy: That is true. There’s so much for him to gain, but also to lose. There’s a huge risk, but BRAE is ready to tackle it all the same. Still, I *also* don’t see a weapon from him… unless the New Breed title counts? :lupe:
(Afterwards, ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke plays. Chris Elite walks out to a mixed reaction, not wishing to delay. He has his classic bag of Nokias ready to go as he enters the chamber.)
Stephie Love: From Brooklyn, New York! He is EAW Hall of Famer, CHRRIIIIIIIIS EEEEEELLLIIIIIITEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: A man hellbent on a comeback, Chris has shown off a new side to him, willing to do whatever it takes to win. It’s been years since he last held this specific title, and he would love nothing more than to reclaim it when the whole world is wondering whether he’ll crash or soar this time around.
Jake Mercer: And I’m wondering when his hair will grow back! I know he calls himself ‘Unc’, but he’s too young to be looking like this!
Flannery McCoy: Shut up.
(‘Pride and Arrogance’ by Takeru Kanazaki plays next, and a hostile reaction comes from the fans. Drake Armstrong waltz out, and his gear is notable as he is decked out in all white, and details mirroring that of Louis Guiabern from *Metaphor: ReFantazio*. He smirks and walks down, not minding the negative repulsion from the fans. He seems to be carrying an item in his right hand, but it cannot be made out as it’s completely in his fist.)
Stephie Love: From Scarsdale, New York, he is ‘The Future’… DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ARRRRRMSTROOOOOOONG!
Stew-O: Perhaps aside from Impact, we have the most hated Elitist in this match.
Jake Mercer: Booing The Future? Brokeeeeeyyyyyyy! 😹
Flannery McCoy: …?
Stew-O: First off, insulting the fans? That’s weird. Secondly, what do *you* of all people know about Latto?
Jake Mercer: What do *you* know about Latto!?
Stew-O: That’s not relevant; besides, I believe I asked the question first?
Jake Mercer: The song’s literally everywhere! Now back to you.
Stew-O: The song is everywhere. :troll:
Jake Mercer: :francis:
Flannery McCoy: Well, who *also* has been everywhere is Drake Armstrong. He is firmly within the main event scene here on Dynasty, and tonight could prove to be the moment where he wins his second world championship match this season.
Jake Mercer: Hopefully Drake doesn’t get blown up this time around. :wow:
(‘2024’ by Playboy Carti hits. The fans go wild as Joso comes on out. The champion is ready with his 2×4 Spike, dressed in gold as he smirks. He shows off the title on his waist before he heads on down to the chamber.)
Stephie Love: Second from last! From Bronx, New York, he is ‘The Star Player’, and the current, reigning and defending EAW World Heavyweight Champion… JOOOOOSOOOOO!
Stew-O: And here comes the champion himself! Joso looks to be confident as he’s made it known he is ready for this match, even if there are many targets placed on him!
Jake Mercer: Joso isn’t scared, and that’s admirable, but at the same time, it could be the naivety coming into play. Hopefully Joso is certain he knows what he is getting himself into, because these chambers are not easy to win, let alone as the defending champion competing within it.
Flannery McCoy: There’s a lot to consider. However, Joso has been able to get this far because he’s done things his way, believing himself along the way, and that isn’t going to change here tonight.
(Finally, ‘The Leaving Song Pt. II” by AFI hits.)
Crowd: JECIOJEWRWJRVOJROIJGJRIOEGTJEIORGTJOTGJ!!!
(Hans walks out, repping the Edmonton Elks, which garners him a bigger pop—if that’s somehow even possible considering how loud the fans are for him. Hans walks in with his hockey stick weapon and gets in the chamber. Everyone else is in their pod except for him and Impact.)
Stephie Love: Finally, from Vancouver, British Colombia, Canada, he is the ‘Fire Breathing Dragon’… HAAAAAAAAAAAANS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSOOOOOOOOOON!
Stew-O: HUGE home country advantage for Hans here, and most of the fans are especially sympathetic towards him due to the actions Impact took against him at Super Dynasty. Now, Hans is looking to be champion *and* gain revenge at the same time on home soil.
Jake Mercer: Hans is definitely a future world champion, but I hope he doesn’t focus too much on Impact. Same can be said for Joso. Hell, the dynamics in this match alone are so various! We have Elitists who respect each other, and those who woud like to see the other drop dead!
Flannery McCoy: It’s going to be interesting to see how it all plays out, but we know how this is going to start off as Impact and Hans will begin this match!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Hans immediately takes off, running up on Impact who is more than ready for this. Both men meet up in the center, and that is where they collide in a violent whirlwind of punches.)
Stew-O: THE BELL HAS RUNG, AND HERE WE GO! HANS TOSSES THE HOCKEY STICK AT IMPACT, BUT HE’S ABLE TO DUCK HIS HEAD, AVOIDING IT! THEY RUN UP RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE AND WE ARE HAVING OURSELVES A GOOD, OLD FASHIONED, DRAGGED-OUT BRAWL BETWEEN THE TWO!
Jake Mercer: :damn: !!!
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS *EXACTLY* WHAT WE EXPECTED! NO FEELING OUT PROCESS! NO TIME TO GIVE EACH OTHER ANY ROOM TO BREATHE! EVERYTHING THAT HAS TRANSPIRED BETWEEN IMPACT AND HANS OVER THE COURSE OF A MONTH HAS REACHED ITS BOILING POINT, AND THIS MATCH ALREADY EXEMPLIFIES THAT!
(It’s like a nasty hockey fight. Both men continue to land stiff punches, aiming right in their respective faces, the sound of their knuckles meeting flesh reverberating throughout the chamber. All the while, the fans are eating it up, *especially* with them eager to see one of them get the better of the other.)
Crowd: # FUCK HIM UP, HAAANS, FUCK HIM UP! 👏 👏
Jake Mercer: Well, it’s no shocker that the Canadian fans are throwing their full support behind their hometown hero, but Hans Grayson might need more than chants to overcome the man, the myth, the Hall of Famer himself—IMPACT! Oh, and just like that, a vicious kick to the gut from Impact doubles Hans over!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Impact smirks as the crowd rains boos down on him. He grabs Hans by the wrist, leans in close, and starts jawing at him, trash-talking like only he can.)
Impact: (off-mic) You want to hang with the big boys? You’re not on my level, kid!
Stew-O: Impact jerks Hans toward him and whips him with all his strength into the ropes! Hans rebounds off them like a bullet, and there’s the ten-time world champion waiting in the center of the ring, ready to strike! He raises his leg for a devastating big boot—BUT HANS IS ABLE TO NARROWLY DUCK UNDERNEATH IT!
Jake Mercer: Whew, close call! The former Interwire Champion hits the opposite ropes and comes barreling back toward Impact at full speed! He launches himself into the air and BLASTS him with a massive flying forearm smash, catching the veteran clean on the jaw! Imp is down!
Flannery McCoy: Impact s3crambles back to his feet, but Hans is right there and stiffs him with an elbow! Impact gets back up, and now, Hans kicks him in the gut before snatching him close and lifting him up into the air! He’s all fired up!
Stew-O: But that isn’t enough to stun Impact completely as he lands behind him! He wraps his arms around his torso! Hans runs forward towards the ropes! He grabs the top one as Impact tries to roll him backwards, but he goes tumbling through all on his own! Impact is up, and Hans runs, placing a hand on his shoulder and leads him to the other side! He leaps forward onto the middle rope—AND WHAT A TWISTING ARM DRAG BY HIM!
Jake Mercer: BANG! Impact gets a dropkick to the face for good measure after that move, too! Hans immediately falls on top of him, looking to get an early elimination!
Referee: ONE—
Flannery McCoy: Nope, not nearly enough! However, Hans isn’t at all perturbed by that. He’s on top of him, and right away, he wails at him with more punches! Impact raises his arms, trying to shield his face, but Hans punches through the defenses, landing shot after shot!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, Hans is being aggressive as hell here from early on. Aside from the stakes in this match, there’s been nothing but bad blood brewing between he and Impact ever since the latter cost him his title defense against Vincent Mondrian at Super Dynasty. Hans is not only looking to become a world champion for the first time in his career, but to also make Impact pay for everything he has done to him and more!
Stew-O: But at least Impact finally manages to shove Hans off him and rolls toward the corner, trying to create some distance. Hans is on him immediately, grabbing his arm and dragging him back toward the center of the ring. Hans pulls Impact to his feet and hooks his arm, looking to go for a snap suplex, but Impact fights back, throwing wild punches into Hans’ midsection to break the hold!
Flannery McCoy: Impact fighting back now! He’s not going to let the younger competitor dictate the pace for much longer! He lands a stiff European uppercut that rocks Hans backward, giving the veteran a moment to breathe! He grabs Hans by the arm and pulls him in, planting him with a sharp DDT! Hans’ head spikes off the mat, and Impact quickly rolls to his knees, wiping off his bottom lip! Seems like one of the punches Grayson threw managed to nick him!
Jake Mercer: It isn’t anything he isn’t used to by now. That’s the benefit of having a career here in EAW that spans three decades!
Stew-O: And with him being able to stunt Hans even for a bit, Impact is back on his feet. He grabs a rough handful of his hair and forces him to come up to a standing position. He crashes his forearm into his nose, and Hans staggers backwards into the corner! Impact throws his hand back—
(***SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!***)
Stew-O: CHOP TO THE CHEST!
Jake Mercer: :yikes: That definitely didn’t get dull at all! Wow! I would’t want to be in that position!
Flannery McCoy: No kidding—especially with Impact poised to chop Hans yet again! He reels his hand back and—
Stew-O: No! Hans gets his foot up just in time, driving it into Impact’s gut! Impact takes a few steps back after getting hit, and Hans steps up, starting to nail him with a kick to the leg! He follows that up wih an elbow!
Jake Mercer: Impact tees off in his own right, throwing a forearm! NOW WE’RE BACK AT SQUARE ONE WITH THESE TWO!
Flannery McCoy: And they don’t seem to care, because soon, we’re going to have another Elitist join the fray!
Crowd: FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
(BUZZZZZZZ!)
(…)
(The lights flash, cycling through the pods, and after a moment, they stop on…)
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE! THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GETS OUT OF HIS POD AND IMMEDIATELY LOOKS TO JOIN THE FRAY! GLINGING ONTO THE TOP ROPE, HE SPRINGS UP ONTO IT AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR! DROPKICK! HANS AND IMPACT BOTH ARE SENT DOWN BY THE HALL OF FAMER!
Jake Mercer: Might as well become a human wrecking ball since he’s bald like one.
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Stew-O: Chris Elite has shown a new side to himself ever since he qualified for this match against Rex McAllister. There’s a newfound urgency and even a bit more aggression from him as he realizes it can be potentially be a while before he has an opportunity like this!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, yeah, we been knew Chris has been a bozo, and he’s looking for a drastic turn around in his perception—so much so that he nails a penalty kick to the back of Hans’ spine!
Flannery McCoy: That’s the former Interwire Champion down! Chris turns his attention over to Impact who has managed to recover, and looks for a punch! Chris dips down and pops up! ENZUIGIRI! Impact twist around from that!
Stew-O: And Chris hops up onto his shoulders! Could be going for a head-spiking poisonrana!
Jake Mercer: Oh, but Impact still has enough to wherewithal to shove him off of him! Chris is on his feet, but Imp yanks his arms and spins him around! Clothesline!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Chris kicks at the arm! Impact charges forward, but Elite goes down and sweeps through his legs, knocking him down! Now, Chris hits the ropes—DROPKICK TO THE FACE! WHAT A SEQUENCE!
Stew-O: Ch ris comes to a stand and beats his chest! However, Grayson is up! From behind, he nails Chris in the head with a forearm! He turns the Hall of Famer around and drives the point of his knee into his gut! Hans lands a kick to the side of the head to boot! Chris drops to a knee! Now, Hans his the ropes and comes running back in, looking for something huge…!
Jake Mercer: A sliding clothesline—if it *had* connected! Chris just wrapped his arm around Hans and rolls forward, causing Grayson to go backwards! He gets up and springs off the middle rope, GETTING A CORKSCREW ARMDRAG! HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT ELEVATION ON THAT!?
Flannery McCoy: I take it he isn’t much of a bozo anymore, huh? :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: Hey, I can be objective!
Flannery McCoy: Didn’t realize being adept at humor was a skill trait now for commentators here in EAW.
Jake Mercer: Say what you want, but I know how to do my job! Don’t be jealous, Flannery!
Flannery McCoy: Uh-huh. Jealous. *Sure*. Well, I know how to get the job done—as does Chris Elite! Hans is planted with a bulldog from him! He rolls over onto his back, clutching his head! Chris gets a move on, eyeing the top of the nearby turnbuckle. He heads on over and makes the climb up, no doubt looking to do even more damage to Grayson.
Stew-O: But right there is Impact, who comes roaring in with a punch! He climbs up, and the two Hall of Famers are duking it out, trying to see who can throw the other one off balance!
Jake Mercer: Someone’s noggin just might get cracked open. :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: This is becoming nerve-wracking with how much longer this goes on! Both competitors are at risk of falling! Impact swings with another punch, but Chris is able to fire back with another harsh shot that lands on his face! And now, Impact grabs him by the head—
Stew-O: OH MY! IMPACT IS DOWN!
Jake Mercer: AND IT WAS ALL THANKS TO THAT SPRINGBOARD SUNSET FLIP BY HANS GRAYSON! :damn: !! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: Hans was able to recover in time and brought Impact down! He’s on the mat—
Stew-O: SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT!?
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE DROVE ALL OF HIS WEIGHT DOWN ONTO IMPACT WITH PERHAPS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE AERIAL MANUEVER I HAVE SEEN ALL YEAR! HOLY CRAP! HE AND HANS JUST WENT BACK-TO-BACK IN HURTING THE FORMER MULTI-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, AND HE ROLLS OFF TO THE SIDE, CLUTCHING HIS ABDOMEN IN ABSOLUTE PAIN! WHAT AN INSANE SERIES OF MOVES WE’VE WITNESSED!
Stew-O: IMPACT IS DOWN, AND THAT PAVES THE WAY FOR CHRIS AND HANS TO START REVVING UP THE ENGINE! HANS GOES FOR A HAYMAKER, BUT ELITE DUCKS AND HOPS BACK UP, CLIPPING HIM WITH A JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE! THAT WHIRLS HANS RIGHT AROUND, AND CHRIS GRABS HIM BY THE ARMS! HE LIFTS HIM FOR A TIGER SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Hans is able to shift his weight down though, preventing Chris from doing that! He tugs and thrashes about, and his arms are pried free! He sends a back elbow towards his forehead, catching the other Hall of Famer in this bout with it! Hans moves hastily, switching over behind him! He goes for a suplex of his own!
Flannery McCoy: But he’s sent tumbling down thanks to a quick-thinking arm drag reversal! Both men scurry up to their feet! STEREO DROPKICKS!
Stew-O: It’s just way too close between these two! Chris rolls forward and pops up after a headsand, while Hans kips up from his back! Both men stare right at each other, and the fans are going crazy!
Jake Mercer: Now, this? THIS is *real* aura. Not that manufactured shit some of these Elitists try to force down our throats! You can’t teach this kind of cool!
Flannery McCoy: Alright, cool your jets, Jake. :ufdup:
Stew-O: Chris and Hans lunge at each other again! Neither man is backing down! Chris with a forearm smash! Hans answers back with a stiff elbow! The intensity between these two is palpable, and it’s clear they’re both trying to prove who’s the better man in this chaotic environment!
Jake Mercer: Chris swings for a lariat—NO! Hans ducks under it and hits the ropes, coming back with a SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRIS ROLLS THROUGH! HE’S GOT HANS IN HIS GRIP, LOOKING FOR A STANDING POWERBOMB—BUT HANS COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA! CHRIS ELITE IS SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING!
Stew-O: These two are so evenly matched! Hans is already back on his feet, and Chris scrambles up as well! SUPERKICK FROM HANS—
Jake Mercer: NO! CHRIS CATCHES THE FOOT! He spins Hans around and nails him with a STUNNING ENZUIGIRI! HANS JUST MIGHT BE OUT ON HIS TWO DAMN FEET!
Flannery McCoy: AND CHRIS IS GOING FOR THE IMMEDIATE KILL! ‘OPEN YA MATA’!
Crowd: :lupe: !!
Stew-O: IT MISSES! HANS GRAYSON SIDESTEPPED AT THE **LAST** POSSIBLE SECOND, AND NOW, HE COMES CHARGING IN! ‘FIRE PUNCH’!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT HE DOESN’T GET TO HIT THE BALD BULLSEYE!! CHRIS PIVOTS ON HIS FEET—
Flannery McCoy: AS DOES HANS—
Stew-O: AND THEY BOTH KNOCK EACH OTHER DOWN WITH DUELING ROARING ELBOWS!!
(Hans and Chris are on the mat, clearly shaken up by the hits they landed on one another. Both men shake their heads, gathering their bearings, but by the time they begin rising, the lights were flickering again.)
Jake Mercer: Oh, crap! Probably couldn’t have happened at a worse time, either!
(The fans chant along.)
Crowd: FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
(BUZZZZZZZ!)
(…)
(The lights flash, cycling through the pods. Anticipation builds up until the lights’ flickering ceases, and they stop on…)
Joso: (off-mic) Teehee.
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION HIMSELF! AND EVERYONE IS HOPING THAT JOSO WILL BE ABLE TO WIN HIS FIRST CHAMBER AND FIRST TITLE DEFENSE! STILL, WITH HOW COMPETITIVE THIS MATCH HAS BEEN THUS FAR, HE HAS TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS TO WIN!
Jake Mercer: He seems ready to go though, bolting right on out of his pod! He leaps over the top rope and rushes at Chris! CALF KICK! Elite is down again!
Flannery McCoy: Hans tries making a move! He gets cut off with a spinning kick to the gut! Back kick to the face! Joso spins, and lands a sharp knee to the nose! He uses his momentum to spin around—CLOTHESLINE! Grayson is down! Joso beats on his chest, all fired up, and while some fans are pulling firmly behind Hans, the rest of the audience are rooting for the world heavyweight champion!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK! IT’S IMPACT! HE JUST CAME IN AND THUMPS HIM DOWN WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! NOW HE’S STOMPING AWAY AT HIM, RECOVERED FROM THAT COMBO HANS AND CHRIS WERE ABLE TO LAND!
Jake Mercer: Oh man, Imp is trying to make quick work of this situation, and in particular, Joso! He lands one more stomp before he kicks at his ribs! Joso writhes in pain, clutching his midsection as Impact continues his brutal assault. The Hall of Famer smells blood in the water, and he’s not about to let Joso build any momentum in his title defense!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact pulls Joso up by his head, dragging him to the corner. He tosses him face-first into the turnbuckle! Joso stumbles back and falls down! Now, Impact goes back to the corner, and he’s working quickly, undoing the strings of the padding so that he can remove it.
Jake Mercer: Welp, there goes the pretty boy’s face. 😔
Flannery McCoy: 🤨
Jake Mercer: … What? Is Joso *not* good-looking?
Flannery McCoy: I mean, yeah, he *is*, but—
Jake Mercer: I know! I know! Don’t worry. He can never replace my Limothy.
Flannery McCoy: Please, give it up already. He’s always been weirded out by you.
Stew-O: *Sigh*. We can talk about who is good-looking another time, because things are going to get real ugly soon, courtesy of the Quintessential Champion himself. Impact tosses the padding aside and stalks over towards Joso. He grabs him by the head *and* ear, yanking him up.
Jake Mercer: Impact’s got a sinister look in his eyes as he lines him up! AND HE DRIVES JOSO’S FACE INTO THE UNPROTECTED TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: NO! JOSO BLOCKS IT! He gets his hands up just in time, stopping his face from connecting with the steel! Impact tries to force him into it, but Joso fights back, elbowing Impact in the ribs! Another elbow! Joso breaks free!
Jake Mercer: The champ’s still got some fight left in him! Joso turns around, but Impact charges—RIGHT INTO THE DROP TOE HOLD! HE GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! TALK ABOUT REVENGE!
Stew-O: Impact’s head snaps back, and he stumbles out of the corner in a daze. Joso seizes the moment and leaps up onto the corner! Impact staggers forward, and he’s caught with the SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!
Flannery McCoy: Impact’s down! The crowd is firmly behind Joso now as he starts to pick up momentum again! The champion is fired up, but here comes Chris Elite! He’s back on his feet and charging at Joso!
Jake Mercer: Joso ducks the lariat attempt and hits the ropes! SPINNING WHEEL KICK! CHRIS GOES DOWN AND ROLLS AWAY! Joso is running the show right now!
Flannery McCoy: Oh, but the fans are going wild because Hans manages to be back up in his own right and tries to sneak up on him! He runs, BUT JOSO CUTS HIM OFF WITH A PELE KICK! WHAT AWARENESS! Hans stumbles back into the ropes, and Joso runs full speed—HURRICANRANA! HANS IS SENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Joso is putting on a clinic, proving why he’s the World Heavyweight Champion! But look at this—Chris Elite is climbing to the top turnbuckle, looking to intercept the champ’s momentum!
Flannery McCoy: Chris leaps off with a moonsault…BUT JOSO ROLLS THROUGH! THE HALL OF FAMER GOES DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, AND HE POPS UP, CRYING OUT IN PAIN AS HE CLINGS ON TO HIS STOMACH—
Stew-O: AND JOSO IS ON THE MOVE! HE’S GOT CHRIS IN HIS GRIP! HE LIFTS HIM UP—FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER! THE CHAMPION IS ON FIRE!
Crowd: LET’S GO JOSO! LET’S GO JOSO!
Jake Mercer: The fans are firmly behind him now, but Joso can’t let up. This match isn’t over, and everyone in this Chamb er is still gunning for his title!
Stew-O: Joso climbs to his feet, surveying the chaos around him, but wait—IMPACT FROM BEHIND! Impact with a chop block to the back of Joso’s knee! The champion goes down hard, clutching his leg!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is relentless! He’s targeting the knee now, stomping away at it, trying to take away Joso’s mobility. A smart strategy, but it’s absolutely brutal to watch!
Jake Mercer: Say what you will about Impact’s tactics—he’s a legend for a reason. He knows how to dismantle his opponents, and Joso is finding that out the hard way!
Stew-O: Impact drags Joso to the center of the ring and locks in a FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK! The champion is writhing in pain, screaming as Impact applies more pressure to that injured leg!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: The champion’s in a world of trouble now, and he needs to find a way out of this hold before it’s too late—
Stew-O: HERE COMES HANS WITH A STOMP TO IMPACT’S HEAD! The hold is broken, and now it’s Hans going to work on Impact! This match continues to be a chaotic war!
Jake Mercer: Huh. I’m not sure how much of a smart move that is on Hans’ part. It would’ve been better for him to have let Impact handle Joso.
Flannery McCoy: Hans may not even care about strategy at the moment. He just wants to do everything to get back at Impact, and he’s making sure he won’t escape him!
Stew-O: At least the unattended assistance is giving Joso some time to recuperate…
Jake Mercer: Ah, spoke too soon! Chris Elite gets him up and tosses him into the corner, laying in some stomps to his gut! All four Elitists are occupied with each other!
Flannery McCoy: And that may be a good thing for one of the final two Elitists who are in their pods!
(The camera shows off Drake Armstrong and BRAE, respectively. BRAE’s eyes watches the field intently, more than likely formulating all of the ways he can win this match in his mind. Meanwhile, Drake exudes nothing but arrogance, smirking. It as if he as if he’s already declared himself the winner of this chaotic match. That cocky demeanor could either be his greatest strength or his ultimate downfall, but for now, he’s got the luxury of waiting while the other competitors tear each other apart.)
Stew-O: Hans has Impact up, and shoves him into the corner! He goes crazy with a barrage of punches aimed at the abdomen! Impact seems to be getting weaker with every consecutive shot he takes from him!
(The lights flash again.)
Jake Mercer: Here we go, the fifth Elitist! Will it be Drake, or BRAE!?
Crowd: FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!
(BUZZZZZZZ!)
(The lights flash erratically, building anticipation as the crowd buzzes with excitement. The lights flicker between the two remaining pods before finally stopping on…)
Stew-O: IT’S BRAE! BRAE IS THE NEXT ENTRANT INTO THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! HE COMES IN AND IMMEDIATELY TAKES CHARGE! HE ENTERS AND GOES FOR HANS, THROWING HIM UP AND OVER WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! GRAYSON CRASHES HARD FROM THAT!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT ISN’T SAFE! BRAE JUST LAUNCHED HIM WITH A T-BONE SUPLEX! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS ALL FIRED UP, AND IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE WHY! HE HAS A REAL SHOT OF MAKING HISTORY HERE!
Flannery McCoy: HE CAN BE DOUBLE CHAMPION, AND WITH HIM COMING INTO THIS MATCH LATE, HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE!
Stew-O: He’s moving like a missile! He runs towards where Chris and Joso are at—
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! HE JUST TURNED HIMSELF INTO A GODDAMN TORPEDO AS HE THROWS HIS BODY WEIGHT INTO THE BOTH OF THEM WITH A LAWN DART SHOULDER THRUST!!!
Flannery McCoy: Joso and Chris collapse down onto the mat! Goodness! BRAE just cleared house!
Stew-O: He certainly did! Now, he needs to find who he can target his attacks on…and it seems like that unfortunate luck falls onto Chris Elite as the Lord picks him up! A stiff forearm combinations lands lightning-quick against him! He lands a chop to a chest, then a palm strike, and now, he traps Chris in the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Oh man, we know where this is headed! BRAE raises his fist—AND NOW, WE ALL COUNT ALONG!
Crowd: ONE!
Crowd: TWO!
Crowd: THREE!
Crowd: FOUR!
Crowd: FIVE!
Crowd: SIX!
Crowd: SEVEN!
Crowd: EIGHT!
Crowd: *NINE!*
Crowd: ***TEN!***
Flannery McCoy: ‘Ten Beats of BRAE!’ Chris goes down in a heap!
Chris Elite: (off-mic, in pain) *Fucking dickeaters.*
Stew-O: BRAE wastes little time, going for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: Shoulder is up!
Stew-O: Chris Elite manages to stay alive in this match, but he’s in bad shape after that vicious Ten Beats of BRAE! The New Breed Champion doesn’t look frustrated, though; he’s already plotting his next move.
Flannery McCoy: BRAE is a machine, staying laser-focused as he scans the field for his next victim. Hans is trying to pull himself up in the corner, but BRAE charges in like a freight train! RUNNING SPLASH! Hans is crushed against the turnbuckles—and it’s the same set that *doesn’t* have the padding! He hit the back of his head against the exposed steel!
Jake Mercer: Shit, and that’s not all! BRAE follows up by hoisting Hans onto his shoulders! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE MAT! THE FANS HERE PANIC AS BRAE KEEPS HIM PLANTED AND GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: HANS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Somehow, he stays in it! But BRAE is wasting no time as he’s back on his feet and dragging Hans up with him. He wants to end this domination with authority!
Flannery McCoy: But here comes Impact! The veteran refuses to stay down! He lands a stiff forearm to the back of BRAE’s head, followed by another! He grabs BRAE from behind—GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: NO! BRAE BLOCKS IT! He breaks the grip and elbows Impact in the jaw! Impact stumbles, and BRAE spins around! LARIAT! IMPACT IS TURNED INSIDE OUT—
Stew-O: AND JOSO IS BACK! The champion charges in, delivering a stiff knee to BRAE’s gut! He follows it up with a flurry of strikes, trying to take the big man down!
Flannery McCoy: Joso hits the ropes for momentum! SHINING WIZARD! BRAE IS ROCKED BUT STILL STANDING!
Jake Mercer: The champ isn’t done! He goes for a second—AND GETS IT! ANOTHER SHINING WIZARD! THIS TIME, BRAE DROPS TO ONE KNEE!
Stew-O: Joso is digging deep! He hits the ropes one more time! SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF BRAE’S HEAD! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS FINALLY DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Joso collapses to the mat, catching his breath after that explosive sequence! The champion is showing why he’s holding the gold, but he’s got a long way to go if he wants to walk out with the title!
Jake Mercer: And look at Drake Armstrong in his pod, still smirking! It’s like he’s ready to go!
Stew-O: Everyone in this match has been through hell, but with one more entrant left, things are only going to get crazier! Who will have the endurance, and the heart, to outlast the rest?
(But it may not be about any of that.)
(The lights flash accordingly. But of course, it’s only inevitable who the last Elitist is. The fans know this. They boo as their eyes direct to perhaps the most hated man in the entire Chamber. Nothing but venom is spat out, but for the man who is the source of their ire, he couldn’t care less.)
(Closing his eyes, smirk remaining present, all Drake Armstrong does is lean back in his pod, and wait.)
(The fans do not count along. Not for him.)
(**5.**)
(**4.**)
(**3.**)
(**2.**)
(***1.***)
(BUZZZZZZZ!)
(…)
Stew-O: The pod door is open! Drake Armstrong is the last Elitist to enter, and this is the most advantageous position for him.
(Drake is in no rush. He walks on out, glancing over towards Joso. A chortle rumbles out of him as he shakes his head and looks out to the rest of the downed field.)
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) Idiots. So consumed by your desire to be the best, you really forgot the one important element of this match. :mjlol:
(He laughs, and draws out his ring. He slips it on his finger, and turns it as though it were a dial. Electricity crackles from it.)
Drake Armstrong: *But not me.*
(Joso, in the ring, narrows his eyes, seeing how the mechanisms of the weapon works.)
Joso: (off-mic) What the *hell* even is that…?
(And that’s when Joso realizes that he along with everyone else were ready for the action that they had all abandoned their weapons of choice in their pods. The champion’s eyes widen slightly. He glances over to his pod, seeing the 2×4 spike, but Drake enters the ring. )
(There was no way he was going to go back to get it now.)
Jake Mercer: … I’m negl, they all kinda did this to themselves. :lupe:
Stew-O: AND JOSO IS GOING TO FIND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY! DRAKE RUNS, AND HE CHARGES UP WITH THAT ELECTRICAL RING!
Flannery McCoy: Joso’s eyes widen, and he knows he’s in trouble! He ducks under Drake’s wild swing with the electrified fist and scrambles to the other side of the ring, trying to put some distance between them!
Jake Mercer: Drake’s playing it smart. He’s got the weapon, and he knows everyone else is too battered to retrieve their own! That’s a next-level strategy, and say what you want about the guy, but he’s exploiting every advantage.
Stew-O: Drake turns his attention to BRAE, who’s trying to get back to his feet. He smirks—
(***ZAP!***)
Jake Mercer: AND HE CLOCKS BRAE IN THE CHEST WITH A JOLT FROM THAT RING! BRAE STUMBLES BACK, THE ELECTRICITY SEEMINGLY SAPPING HIS STRENGTH!
Flannery McCoy: This is sick! That ring gives Drake an unfair advantage, and he’s making the most of it! Look at him, taunting the fallen BRAE now!
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) What’s the matter? Too much juice for the so-called “unstoppable” champion?
Jake Mercer: And here comes Hans! He’s back on his feet and tries to ambush Drake from behind—BUT DRAKE SPINS AROUND AND JABS HIM IN THE SHOULDER WITH THE RING! HANS COLLAPSES LIKE HE JUST GOT HIT BY A TAZER!
Stew-O: Drake is picking his spots perfectly, taking out anyone who dares to stand in his way! He’s got the entire field at his mercy right now!
Flannery McCoy: Joso finally realizes he needs to act. He sprints to his corner, glancing at his pod and the 2×4 spike he left behind. But Drake notices! He’s not about to let Joso arm himself!
Jake Mercer: Drake bolts after Joso like a predator after its prey! Drake is closing the distance!
Crowd: :damn: !!!
Stew-O: IMPACT WITH A FOREARM TO DRAKE ARMSTRONG! THE HALL OF FAMER SHOOTS DOWN TO THE MAT, GRABBING HIM BY THE ARM! I THINK IMPACT SAW THE WEAPON AND IS NOW LOOKING TO REMOVE IT AS HE SINKS IN AN ARMBAR!
Jake Mercer: And with that, he unintentionally saved Joso’s behind! Joso is in the pod now and has his weapon!!
Flannery McCoy: He’s armed now, and ready to go! Joso comes back into the ring—
(***THWACK!***)
Stew-O: OH! CHRIS ELITE HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH THAT BAG! HE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS WEAPON FIRST AMIDST ALL THE CHAOS THAT WAS HAPPENING!
Jake Mercer: Yep. CTE. He’s got it now. 💔
Flannery McCoy: All of those Nokias in it has nearly knocked the champion out! That bag might as well be a brick!
Stew-O: And Chris goes for the cover! We’re going to have a new World Heavyweight Champion guaranteed tonight!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
(…)
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! NO!
Crowd: :damn: !!!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO—
Stew-O: **KICKED OUT!**
Chris Elite: (off-mic) :francis:
Jake Mercer: Chris thought he had the first elimination, and a huge one at that, but Joso survives!
(…But then, the camera trails to the bag of Nokias. A spot of blood is seen on it.)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: !!
(And a shot shows off Joso, where his forehead is completely busted open due to the weapon.)
Jake Mercer: Wepa…….
Stew-O: Chris may not have been able to get Joso out of this match, but with that gash, it may not take him all that long before he’s able to! Chris mounts Joso and immediately goes to down, striking with his elbow, looking to worsen that cut!
Jake Mercer: And back on the other side of the ring, Drake has hold of Impact! He was able to turn things around on him! He looks for a crossface as he has his arm trapped in between his legs! All he needs to do is lock his hands around his chin, and that’s it! He could very well take out arguably the biggest threat in this entire chamber!
Flannery McCoy: But Impact isn’t making it easy! He doesn’t want to be eliminated! H eis a master of these high-pressure situations! Drake is trying to cinch in that crossface, but Impact is using his free arm to block it, clawing at Drake’s grip! He manages to shift his weight—AND HE ROLLS DRAKE OVER! Impact breaks free and scrambles to his feet, but Drake is already charging at him again!
Jake Mercer: BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT! Drake gets hit! Impact runs forward, and he’s going for it! ‘Fist of Fury’ connects!
Flannery McCoy: NO! DRAKE SCOUTS IT! THE FUTURE WAS ABLE TO SEE AHEAD AND TRAPS IMPACT AND LIFTS HIM UP—
Stew-O: ‘BY THE BOOTSTRAPS’!! HE GOT IMPACT—
Jake Mercer: BUT HE CAN’T COVER AFTER THAT SHINBREAKER BECAUSE HE MOVED OUT OF THE RING! :damn: !!
Drake Armstrong: :wtf:
Jake Mercer: ONCE AGAIN, IMPACT USES HIS VETERAN INSTINCTS TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF DODGE! HOWEVER…
(The camera pans over, where Impact is holding onto his right shin.)
Flannery McCoy: Will he be able to even get back into this match!?
Stew-O: I don’t know, but BRAE is back up again, even if he’s still frazzled by that shock he experienced! He takes up Hans and slams him down with a spinebuster! He pops back up and leaps into the air!
Jake Mercer: ‘RED DEATH’ ‘RED DEATH’!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE JUST SLAMS THE MAT! HANS MOVED OUT THE WAY! BOTH MEN RACE UP AND BRAE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES! HE GRABS HANS—
Stew-O: ROUNDHOUSE KICK! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BRAE IS STAGGERED! AND HANS LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO SEAL THE DEAL! HE FLIPS OVER, GOING FOR THAT LARIAT—
Jake Mercer: —ONLY TO GET CAUGHT AND SLAMMED DOWN WITH A URUNAGE TO THE KNEE! HE’S WIPED OUT!
Flannery McCoy: And while that’s happening, Drake has Impact, trying to get him back into the ring—OH!
Stew-O: HE’S BLINDED DRAKE! HE THREW SOMETHING INTO HIS EYES!
Jake Mercer: And not just anything: ***salt!*** A classic method of his! Drake couldn’t have predicted that!
Flannery McCoy: Impact gets up, even if he’s limping! He clotheslines Drake back into the ring! Armstrong is still struggling to see, but Impact re-enters and grabs him by the head! Drake throws some wild punches, but some of them are able to hit Impact, and now, they’re brawling!
Stew-O: Chris and Joso are still at it. The defending champion is on his feet, albeit wobbly, and more blood pouring down his face! He throws a punch, but Chris traps him with a side headlock!
Jake Mercer: …. :jr:
Jake Mercer: Uh…. does he usually like to dive?
Flannery McCoy: What do you— !???
(The camera pans to the top, where BRAE is on top of one of the pods, standing above the other Elitists.)
Stew-O: IT LOOKS LIKE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS LOOKING TO GO FOR BROKE HERE! THE FANS ARE ALL STANDING, AWAITING WITH BAITED BREATH TO SEE WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO FROM ALL THE WAY UP THERE!
Jake Mercer: THIS ISN’T HIS FORTE, BUT DAMN IT, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A RISK HERE AND THERE, RIGHT!? HE JUST NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL!
(Joso, Chris, Impact and Drake continue to fight. Hans is able to recover, staggering up towards his feet. All five Elitists are completely oblivious to the human-formed wrecking machine that is laying in wait.)
Flannery McCoy: AND BRAE TAKES HIS CHANCE, LEAPING OFF!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE FUCK???
Stew-O: ***BRAE JUST WIPED EVERYONE OUT WITH A LEAPING ‘RED DEATH’!!!***
(Everyone goes nuts. It seemed like Joso in particular got the worst of that one. BRAE pops up and screams.)
Jake Mercer: NOW *THAT* IS HOW YOU MAKE A MOMENT FOR YOURSELF! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION WENT NUTS! ALL OF THE ELITISTS ARE DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: … Wait. No. Not *all* of them, Jake.
Jake Mercer: Que? What, Joso is down, so is Hans. Then there’s Impact and Dr—
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!***)
Crowd: :damn: !!
(It didn’t seem like everyone was caught.)
Stew-O: **IT’S CHRIS ELITE!**
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! HE GOT OUT OF THE WAY—AND HE HAD CRACKED BRAE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A NOKIA PHONE-ASSISTED ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’!!!
(**REPLAY:** BRAE takes off into the air, landing the diving ‘Red Death’. However, at the last second, Chris Elite is able to get out of the way, falling right by his bag of Nokia phones. BRAE has his back turned to him when he gets back up. Chris works quickly to take one of the phones out and pops up, and that sets him up perfectly as he tosses the phone into the air and towards BRAE’s head. He hits the ‘Box Office Smash’, using his foot to drive the foot into him.)
Crowd: !!!!
Flannery McCoy: BRAE IS OUT COLD! CHRIS FALLS INTO THE COVER!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Stephie Love: BRAE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: AND WITH PERHAPS THE MOST INSANE TRICK SHOT IN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER HISTORY, CHRIS ELITE IS ABLE TO GET THE FIRST ELIMINATION—AND WITH THAT, BRAE’S CHANCE OF MAKING HISTORY BY BECOMING THE FIRST NEW BREED DOUBLE CHAMPION IS GONE!
Jake Mercer: Damn! There were some people within the EAW Universe who thought he was gonna win, too! However, that isn’t gonna happen now. Still, with the way he was straight-up dominating the field, him being the first one gone dramatically shifts the dynamic of this match!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite is smirking! But I guess we can’t really blame him! He got a huge elimination out of the way, and now, he has the chance to get another one! He gets back up and rolls his neck, looking around to see who else he can go after… and it seems like he has his eye sets on Impact!
Flannery McCoy: Chris charges at Impact—BUT IMPACT SPRINGS UP WITH A FOREARM SMASH! The veteran saw it coming and cuts Chris off mid-run!
Jake Mercer: Chris stumbles back, but he’s not down! He fires back with a forearm of his own! Impact retaliates! ANOTHER FOREARM FROM CHRIS! AND ANOTHER FROM IMPACT! THESE TWO ARE TRADING BOMBS!
Stew-O: Impact takes a step back to create space! CHOP TO THE CHEST! The sound echoes through the Chamber! Chris grits his teeth in pain but fires back with a STIFF SLAP TO IMPACT’S FACE!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOH!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact looks stunned for a moment, but he steps forward—ANOTHER CHOP TO CHRIS’ CHEST! Chris stumbles but doesn’t go down! He bounces off the ropes and looks for a jumping knee strike—
Stew-O: But Impact clocks him with a backhand! Chris wobbles! Impact grabs him and lifts him up for a double underhook move!
Jake Mercer: Nope! Chris isn’t done! He squirms outta there! He yanks Impact towards him with a hammerlock and looks to drop him with the DDT known as ‘Face Value’!
Flannery McCoy: Impact uses his free hand to punch him! Chris lets go! Impact looks to go for a kick, but Chris is able to attack the hurt leg with a kick of his own, forcing Impact onto one knee!
Stew-O: Chris Elite steps back, signaling to the crowd. He sprints forward again—DOUBLE KNEES TO IMPACT’S CHEST! A VARIANT OF ‘HAWK EM’! The Hall of Famer is in trouble here, and Chris isn’t letting up!
Flannery McCoy: Chris drags Impact up and hooks him for a suplex—BUT IMPACT BLOCKS IT AND REVERSES! SMALL PACKAGE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: Chris kicks out and races to his feet! So too does Impact, taking a quick moment to gather himself, shaking the cobwebs! Both men charge at each other! Chris slips through and goes for a back kick—
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT CATCHES THE FOOT AND PUSHES CHRIS AWAY! CHRIS RUNS IN!
Stew-O: ‘EVISCERATION’ OUT OF NOWHERE! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS!
Crowd: !!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT! IMPACT HIT IT FLUSH! CHRIS ELITE IS OUT COLD!
Stew-O: Impact scrambles into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stephie Love: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT WITH A MASSIVE ELIMINATION! The Hall of Famer just took out Chris Elite after a brutal back-and-forth exchange!
Stew-O: The field continues to narrow, and Impact just reminded everyone why he’s one of the most dangerous competitors in this company! But he can’t celebrate for long—there are still challengers left, and the Chamber waits for no one!
(Impact grins and comes up to his feet. However, the fans… *cheer*. Which confuses him.)
(However, as he backs up, he finds the source for their sudden reaction.)
Hans Grayson: (off-mic) *Fuck are you smirking for?*
Impact: (off-mic) Me?
(He chuckles and shrugs.)
Impact: (off-mic) Maybe it’s the fact I’m gonna win this match… just like this—
(***CRACK!***)
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON JUST THWARTED IMPACT AS HE TURNED AROUND AND THWAKED HIM WITH THE HOCKEY STICK!!
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
Jake Mercer: Damn! What would be the Candian equivalent of putting belt to ass?
Flannery McCoy: In this case? Maybe it’s as simple as putting hockey stick to ass. :lupe:
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK—***)
Stew-O: OH! BUT IMPACT PUSHED PAST THROUGH THE PAIN TO SIMPLY **GRAB THE HOCKEY STICK!** NOW HE AND HANS ARE HAVING A TUG OF WAR, WRANGLING AND GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR CONTROL OF THE WEAPON!!
Hans Grayson: (off-mic) Stupid fuck! You wanted to talk so much crap about how I know nothing, but where’s your weapon! Salt!?
Impact: (off-mic) Shut up, you ignorant, arrogant jackass!
Hans Grayson: (off-mic) Do you *ever* have just a measure of self-awareness!?
Impact: (off-mic) I do–enough to do THIS—
(Suddenly, Hans’ eyes goes wide and a sharp gasp escapes him.)
Jake Mercer: KICK TO THE NUTS! KICK TO THE NUTS! IMPACT WENT SOUTH!
Flannery McCoy: AND IMPACT IS ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, YANKING THE HOCKEY STICK—
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG GETS BOTH MEN WITH THE ‘HALBRED FROM HELL’!! FRONT DROPKICK CONNECTS!!
Jake Mercer: MY GOD! DRAKE MIGHT DO IT AND FURTHER TRIM THROUGH THE FIELD! HE CRAWLS OVER TO HANS AND COVERS HIM!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Stew-O: ## NO! HANS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT 2.99 SECONDS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Look at Drake! He’s staring at the referee in absolute disbelief, slamming his fists into the mat, screaming at the official to count faster! But there’s no arguing—Hans is still in this match!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson’s resiliency is insane! The guy just got walloped by that ‘Halberd From Hell’ front dropkick, and somehow, someway, he’s still breathing in this Chamber! But you gotta wonder how much more he can take!
Stew-O: Drake Armstrong pulls himself to his feet, clearly frustrated but still calculating his next move. He glances over at Impact, who’s clutching his ribs in the corner, still recovering from that chaotic exchange!
Flannery McCoy: He’s got his sights set on Impact now, ready to strike again. He grabs the hockey stick lying on the mat—AND HE RAMS IT INTO IMPACT’S MIDSECTION!
Jake Mercer: Right to the ribs! Drake knows exactly where to target, and Impact is doubled over in pain! Drake raises the stick high—
(***CRACK!***)
Jake Mercer: AND BRINGS IT CRASHING DOWN ACROSS IMPACT’S BACK!
Stew-O: The sound of that impact echoes through the Chamber, and Impact crumples to the mat! Drake throws the hockey stick aside, his face filled with arrogance, and drags Impact to the center of the ring.
Jake Mercer: He hooks the leg! Drake’s going for the elimination!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: IMPACT KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is NOT amused by any of this! Still, he’s dealing with some stiff competition, and he’s gonna have to find a way to shut this all down! Quickly!
Stew-O: Drake rises, causing the fans to boo! He looks over at Joso and storms to him—
Jake Mercer: BUT HE GETS HIT WITH THAT 2X4 SPIKE IN THE STOMACH!!
Flannery McCoy: And Joso gets up as Drake stumbles backwards into the ropes! He leaps up, AND SENDS HIM DOWN WITH THAT ROPE-ASSISTED JUMPING FLATLINER! JOSO IS UP, FUMBLING TOWARDS THOSE ROPES! HE USES THE TOP ONE TO KEEP HIMSELF UP!
Stew-O: The champion has managed to survive, yet Impact is working his way back up to his feet as well! Joso’s eyes fall toward him! He springs into action, starting with a superkick to the leg!
Jake Mercer: Here we go! Impact drops to a knee, and Joso connects with another superkick! Impact is barely holding on! Joso comes on in and leaps up, looking to finish his trademark combo with the double foot stomp!
Flannery McCoy: Impact moved out of the way—AND HE HAS JOSO TRAPPED BY THE LEGS!! IMPACT HAS HIM CAUGHT!!
(The fans react loudly.)
Stew-O: AND THAT IS NOT GOOD, BECAUSE IMPACT IS LOOKING TO GO FOR HIS PATENTED ‘WALLS OF IMPACT’!! :damn: !!
Jake Mercer: WITH ALL OF THE PUNISHMENT JOSO HAS BEEN THROUGH, THIS COULD BE IT FOR HIM! IMPACT IS LOOKING TO TURN HIM OVER WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT RIGHT NOW! JOSO GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE, TRYING TO KEEP HIMSELF IN PLACE!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S FIGHTING, BUT IT’S NO USE! IMPACT TURNS HIS HEAD AND SEES WHAT HE’S DOING! HE STOMPS DOWN ON HIM REPEATEDLY AND JOSO’S GRIP LOOSENS! THAT’S ENOUGH FOR THE FIVE-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TO DRAG HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND GET THAT FINAL TWIST INTO THE SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: DEAD CENTER! DEAD CENTER! JOSO HAS NOWHERE TO GO—
Jake Mercer: BUT IN COMES HANS GRAYSON, AND HE SOMERSAULTS OVER, **PLANTING IMPACT TO THE MAT WITH THE UNPRETTIER! ‘HIGH HEAT’!!!**
Flannery McCoy: !??
Stew-O: HE GOT IT! HANS TURNS IMPACT OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! THE FANS SCREAM, CHEER AND GO CRAZY! WILL HANS BE ABLE TO GET HIM OUT!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(…)
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
Stephie Love: IMPACT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: IMPACT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! AND WHAT A SHOCKER THIS IS! HANS GRAYSON JUST TOOK OUT THE LEGENDARY TEN-TIME WORLD CHAMPION WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVES OF HIS CAREER!
(Impact remains down. The fans damn near celebrate as if they just won a major sports championship. The atmosphere has changed now that the most dangerous Elitist is offcially gone.)
(…However, their cheers grow quiet as it seems like Impact is gravely injured.)
Jake Mercer: Oh… :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Well, this isn’t good.
(Medical personnel come in to assist Impact. He can barely stand. However, despite the serious matter, Hans is all fired up, shouting at him.)
Hans Grayson: (off-mic) Yeah, get out. Get the ***fuck*** outta here **AND** out of EAW for good! I told you exactly what was going to happen, but you kept playing with me! I hope your damn knee pops out when you go home and do what you’re actually good at now!
(Impact is disorientated. Bleeding. Right leg battered. He’s led out.)
Stew-O: Well, this is… this is quite the scene to look at right now. Doesn’t look good, either. Impact’s eyes seems glazed over as he can barely even walk.
Jake Mercer: 😦
Flannery McCoy: Wow. I don’t even know what to say.
(A few unsympatehtic fans start up a “Goodbye” chant. However, the majority watch on, realizing something may be wrong. Still, there is a match to win, and it is now down to three people…)
Stew-O: We’ll, uh, be sure to update all of you on Impact’s condition. But right now, we have a match continuing. Drake, Hans and Joso are the final three for this chamber, and soon, one of them will be one step closer to the world heavyweight championship.
Jake Mercer: Impact’s walking up gingerly on the ramp. Now, we go back to the action. Joso stands, and Hans notices him. Even though they have been cordial, they made it clear that no amount of respect was going to contain them.
Flannery McCoy: Absolutely. They hammered in that point all week, and they’re keeping their word! Hans punches Joso, but the champ returns the favor! Hans is fatigued since he started off this match, but he’s doing his best to keep going!
Stew-O: And so too is Drake Armstrong! He comes up from behind and grabs his arm, forcing him to turn to him! A jab is thrown, landing hard against his cheek!
Jake Mercer: Yet Grayson isn’t one to remain idle, and he strikes with a punch—
Flannery McCoy: Only for Joso to come on in and clock him! He goes after Drake, landing forearm after forearm!
Stew-O: Drake shoves him away! Now he steps up, going for an elbow—
Jake Merceer: Missed! Joso chops him across the chest!
Flannery McCoy: So too does Hans!
Stew-O: Both men look at each other and nod, CHOPPING DRAKE TOGETHER! HE GOES DOWN!
Jake Mercer: And now, we’re back to them! Hans and Joso go for forearms—but they end up hitting each other at the same time! They stagger from the unintended collision. They come back in, but again, it’s the same result!
Stew-O: Hans and Joso are locked in a battle of wills! Both are throwing forearms at the exact same time, and they’re hitting each other with such force that neither man can gain the upper hand! The crowd is eating this up!
Flannery McCoy: These two warriors are giving it everything they’ve got, and it’s clear neither wants to back down. This is what the Elimination Chamber is all about!
Jake Mercer: But wait! Look at Drake Armstrong! He’s crawling toward the ropes, clearly trying to regroup after that double-team onslaught. He might be out of the immediate picture, but don’t count him out just yet!
Stew-O: Hans and Joso finally separate, each man taking a step back to catch their breath. They circle each other, sizing one another up. Hans swings first—Joso ducks under and counters with a forearm to the jaw!
Flannery McCoy: Hans stumbles but fires back—SPINNING BACK ELBOW! Joso is rocked, but he bounces off the ropes and retaliates—RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!
Jake Mercer: Both men are down! The energy in this arena is off the charts, and the crowd is rallying behind both Elitists as they fight for survival in this brutal match!
(The crowd erupts into cheers. Drake is recovering. Hans sits up, shaking his head.)
(But then, someone breaks away from the group of medical personnel. With that, the fans react loudly.)
Flannery McCoy: Wait a second! What’s happening here? Who’s causing all this commotion!?
(The camera pans to reveal Impact, who is running right toward the chamber, holding a steel chain he pulled from his knee pad.)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! IMPACT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, AND HE WAS HURT! YET HERE HE IS RUNNING AND—OH, DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
Jake Mercer: IT WAS A ROUSE! HE WAS NEVER SERIOUSLY INJURED!
Flannery McCoy: AND IMPACT PUSHES AWAY THE REFEREE BY THE CHAMBER DOOR! HE OPENS IT UP AND GOES IN!
Stew-O: HANS IS UP, AND HE TURNS—
Jake Mercer: ***‘FIST OF FURY’ WITH THE CHAIN!!***
Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! FOR CHRIST’S SAKES, WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING A SORE LOSER!? YOU LOST, IMPACT! GET OVER IT! HANS PROVED YOU WRONG!!
Jake Mercer: ANYTHING GOES, FLANNERY, AND IMPACT WASN’T GOING TO TOLERATE ANY OF THIS! IN FACT, THIS FEELS LIKE A BACK-UP PLAN FOR IF HE WAS ELIMINATED RATHER THAN SOME DESPERATE RETALIATION!
Stew-O: AND HANS IS THE VICTIM OF IT! IMPACT CONTINUES TO BATTER HIS FACE IN WITH THAT CHAIN-WRAPPED FIST!! HE’S OUT COLD!!
(It’s a horrid sight. Any and all hope from the fans are killed as Impact further brutalizes Hans. Security personnel now arrive, and they get in, prying Impact away from the unconscious former Interwire Champion. Impact smirks as he looks like, being whisked away from the structure.)
Impact: (off-mic) *Who’s the stupid one now?*
(And just like that, Impact got what he wanted in the end.)
Stew-O: Impact attacked Hans, setting him up! He’s vulnerable! I don’t even think he can move!
Flannery McCoy: B-but this isn’t fair! Not to Hans or this whole match! Hans needs help!
Jake Mercer: Again, Flannery, anything goes! You’ve got to expect the unexpected!
Flannery McCoy: And THIS is a part of that?!
Jake Mercer: You don’t have to like it, but there’s nothing that can be done—
(The fans boo.)
Stew-O: IT’S DRAKE! DRAKE IS UP, AND HE GRABS HANS!
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS OVERKILL!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! HE GETS HANS GRAYSON UP, AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE ‘DEATH PENALTY’!!!
Stew-O: GOTCH-STYLE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! DRAKE COVERS!
(Hans Grayson does not move.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Neither do the fans.)
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(But Drake grins.)
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) *I finally got you, you insignificant worm.*
Stephie Love: HANS GRAYSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Crowd: …
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(Drake rolls off of him, and the medical crew who were already out come in to quickly help Hans out of the chamber. The camera briefly shows the Dynasty commentary team who are just aghast by everything.)
Stew-O: I… that’s it, then. We are down to our final two, consisting of Joso and Drake Armstrong.
(Drake is giddy as can be. Meanwhile, Joso is back on his feet, but is in a worse state compared to Armstrong. Seeing the champ, Drake raises his hand and turns the dial on his ring.)
Joso: …
(Joso sighs, and takes up his weapon. He and Drake circle around one another, eyeing each other down.)
Joso: (off-mic) Bitch ass nepo baby. You ain’t winning *shit* from me.
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) So you say, but the title *will* be mine—and you’ll be handing it over to me.
Joso: (off-mic) Man, shut your goofy-ass video game villain ass the fuck up. If you were “dEsTiNeD” to be a world champion, you woulda been one by now.
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) You’re right. I could’ve.
(A dark smirk snakes across his face.)
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) But destiny has its way of redirecting you to your fate, wouldn’t you say?
Joso: (off-mic) On God, I hate how half of you fuck niggas on this roster have started with this useless monologuing trend—
Stew-O: WHOA, WATCH OUT! DRAKE STRIKES JOSO WITH THAT ELECTRIC RING!
Jake Mercer: :damn: !!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Flannery McCoy: ## BUT JOSO USES THE SHARP POINT OF THE SPIKE TO STAB DRAKE IN THE HAND!
Stew-O: OH MY! DRAKE SCREAMS! HE DIDN’T ANTICIPATE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN! HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND LOOKS ON IN HORROR AS BLOOD DRIPS DOWN FROM IT!
Jake Mercer: AND JOSO IS LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! HE RUNS IN—
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAKE IS ABLE TO SNAP OUT OF HIS SHOCK AND CATCHES HIM! ‘NATURAL TALENT’ IS HIT!
Stew-O: THAT SUPLEX SNAPS JOSO RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! HE FLOPS BACKWARDS ONTO HIS KNEES, AND DRAKE RACES IN! ‘HALLBRED FROM HELL!”
Jake Mercer: JOSO TAKES AN UGLY-ASS TUMBLE INTO THE CORNER! I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T CLIP AGAINST THAT EXPOSED STEEL!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO IS HURTING! THERE MAY NOT BE MUCH MORE HE CAN DO! DRAKE BACKS UP AND GRINS, POINTING HIS FINGERS RIGHT AT HIM! JOSO’S REIGN IS COMING TO ITS END!
Jake Mercer: THE FANS ARE BOOING, BUT YOU CANNOT DENY WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT! DRAKE CHARGES IN, AND LOOKS TO SEAL THE DEAL ONE LAST TIME!
(And Drake comes in on the barely-standing Joso, ready to drop him one last time.)
Stew-O: OH!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY **FUCKING** ***GOD***!!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn:
(Joso is down on the mat.)
(…)
(… But Drake wasn’t able to hit him. The champion got out of the way. Joso is able to avoid disaster—but not the challenger.)
(Drake backs up, and he screams. His hand covers up his left eye which hit the exposed steel and is bleeding. A trickle of crimson streams down his cheek and over lips.)
Stew-O: DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS WOUNDED! HIS EYE IS BLEEDING! DRAKE CONTINUES TO LET OUT THE MOST BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM I’VE EVER HEARD! HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES!
(BANG!)
Jake Mercer: AND JOSO GETS A SECOND WIND, KNOCKING HIM DOWN WITH THE CURB STOMP!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO NEARLY DROPS, BUT HE REGAINS HIS FOOTING AND GETS DRAKE UP…
Stew-O: **’HEAVEN’S GATE’!** DRAKE ARMSTRONG GETS LEVELLED FROM THAT, AND JOSO PINS!
Referee: (off-mic) I’m gonna need therapy after this match. ☹️
(The referee slides into positon and counts.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘2024’ hits. Joso rolls off of Drake. The champion looks up at the ceiling, completely and utterly exhausted with the caked-on blood on his face.)
Stephie Love: Here is YOUR winner…. *aaaaaaaaand* **STILL** the EAW World Heavyweight Champion… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: That was a war. Even then, saying it like that feels like an understatement. Joso had to endure five Elitists, and in the end, he was able to not only have a successful first defense, but win his first-ever Chamber!
Flannery McCoy: If this match showed us anything, it’s that Joso isn’t just a champion, but he’s a survivor. He went through absolute hell tonight, facing not just incredible competition, but also enduring blood loss, fatigue, and constant assaults from every direction. Yet, here he is, standing tall as the World Heavyweight Champion—or, well, he *would* be if he can get up. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Bro. Our roster is done for.
(Drake continues to clutch at his eye, and the medical team come inside to assist him and the champion. The referee hands him the title. Joso gives a weary smile and raises it up high, with the fans cheering him on. Confetti falls from the rafters, with pieces of it landing on Joso.)
Stew-O: There are so many possible ramifications stemming from this one match, but I guess we’ll see how everything plays out. All I know is Joso deserves a *much* needed rest after this. And hopefully, Drake’s injuries aren’t too severe.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of which, I’m just receiving word that Hans is getting checked out and he *is* conscious again—but he’s *very* pissed off.
Flannery McCoy: I suppose that’s good news, in a way. But now, the biggest news of them all is that Joso hasn’t missed, and now, he’ll be entering 2025 with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship.
Stew-O: What an incredible Road to Redemption. So many title changes, shocking moments, and more—all of which will be followed up on next weekend at our Christmas Show!
Jake Mercer: Vancouver, here we come! I cannot WAIT to see the Space Needle!
Flannery McCoy: …
Stew-O: …
Flannery McCoy: God, please give us a new broadcast partner for Christmas this year. That’s all we ask for.
Jake Mercer: :troll:
Stew-O: Well, while we wish we can get Jake out of here, we’ll wish all of you a good night. Thank you for watching Road to Redemption!
(And with that, the live broadcast ends.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
