John Helms
DAY 1
(EAW Intro Plays)
(The scene opens with the desolate deserts of Mexico, an arial cam runs over the various Mayan and Inca pyramids or ruins, like Tulum and Chichen Itza. But as it travels through the dessert, in the horizon is Mexico City, the largest in the entire country. It flashes scenes of Castillo de Chapultepec and Zocalo, the famous market area. Then the footage reaches Aztec Stadium.
Narrator: Redemption…. The action of being saved from sin or evil. Trying to gain a possession for payment or clearing a debt. Aren’t we all sinners? Looking to travel the pinche long and dark road that sometimes ends in perdition. But for a certain few individuals, some are perros, some maranas, and other Elitists looking to travel that same road, some call it the highway to hell? Are they going to find redemption?
(The footage shows the structure of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, past footage of the most dangerous match on the EAW Calendar. Legends such as Impact, Mr. DEDEDE, Jamie O’ Hara, and so many others bleeding, trying to stand as the chamber is relentless.)
Narrator: is this the steel tomb that those with their World Championships or Specialist title will enter in and seek to survive, but foes anyone really survive in this, buey? But as the sands of the hourglass slowly drip through falling to the end of their time, what will redemption bring? A cleansing of sin, or the payback to what they once had?
(The footage shows Usagi Sanshi and AFIA hugging, then transitions to them fighting, then if fades into Chris Elite and Joso both having a stare down, followed by Drake Armstrong laughing while Cy Henderson shakes his head and walks right up to him.)
Narrator: Chingao… and then comes the moment of truth. What is at stake, who is going to be the one that is willing to go that extra step and press the boundaries of sanity, who will be the one to sacrifice themselves for that all elusive win and will that lead them to redemption?
(Then scene fades into Ms. Extreme in action, then pointing at Milli Banks who screams at her as they both face off. The it transitions to Team Showdown of Caroline, Princess Candice Blair, Miku Sakai and Delilah Rose arguing, then over to NICHOLISM and #DIOMA who are willing to at least work with each other. Finally, it turns to Shinzo Sasaki and Charlie Marr with the Cash In The Vault at stake.)
Narrator: But in times of battle, there are words exchanged, the pinche kind that sting, and lead to more than just a fight, they lead to blood spilled. But again, the sinners will always look for redemption, while the penitent look to end it all and find absolution.
(As the footage transitions, it shows the war of Harper Lee and Dr. Bethany Blue, both going at it and fighting while being separated by security. It then fades into The Jaded Hearts holding up their tag team titles, with La Familia attacking them from behind. Then it switches to Rona Malosi holding up one finger while Theron Nikolas points with a trigger finger.)
Narrator: But the scars remind us that history will always find a way to repeat itself, but in a war of attrition, will the past prevail, or will the Future shine and plant their flag in the present?
(Pandora Paisley and Hasley Neel are shown screaming, attacking Madison Kaline and a returning Raven Roberts who saves her and stands tall with a smiling Madison. Veena Adams is then shown in all of her glory and beauty with her arms stretched out smirking while Jon Kelton holds up his fist to his face raising the National Elite Championship. It then switches to the many faces in the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal like the Lt. Colonel, Mattias Burke, Mig De Decker, MITSUBACHI, Korey Gaines, Prince Tohru, Kirk Redwood, and Auburn Ware.)
Narrator: But who will rise? Who will reach for that last gasp on the Road to their Redemption? Will t5hey let the darkness in? Or let it all light up again? When they are put in a cage like pinche animals… orale.
(The contender od the Specialist Chamber are shown, the champion Bea Valentine, then Rory Slate, followed by the dangerous Sally, to the gorgeous Ashlynn Quinn, the feisty Nikki Kimura and then the determined Kasai. Then it transitions to the Dynasty Chamber, where Bronson Daniels hoists up the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, the contenders Jake Smith, Hans Grayson, Sosa Henderson, Jay Jerry Johnson, and finally Myles all in action.)
Narrator: And when two worlds collide, when they crash into each other after so many years, is it really a dream? Or a nightmare? It will be for one and the other, could it be the end of redemption?
(The footage then shows Kassidy Heart holding up the Universal Women’s Championship all bloody from Pain for Pride. It transitions to Minerva seething in anger, slowly getting up and glaring at Kassidy. Both women face to face with one another.)
Narrator: But the end never justifies the means. And inside the belly of the steel beast, 5 will fall and only one will stand. Will the devil survive? Do the good guys always win?
(The footage then shows Drake King smiling, and then laughing, followed by Mr. Wrestling XIX, then TLA, Cameron Ella Ava, Jack Ripley, then Rex McAllister. Then it transitions to Adam Lucas inside the chamber, the best, Scott Diamond, followed by Solomon Stane, then PJ Hendrx, Daryl Kinkade and finally Chef Viz. The camera then pans out of the chamber showing all four matches in Dynasty, Showdown, Voltage and the Specialist.
Narrator: What will come to those who sin? Will they be forgiven? Will they find the Road to Redemption? Or just the end of the road.
(The final shot is the Aztec Stadium the home of Road to Redemption as the narrator walks off into the night life of Mexico City.)
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???: AND NOW EAW AND MARVEL STUDIOS ECHO PRESENTS…. THE 2023 ROAD TO REDEMPTION!!!
(The cameras transition to the arena where 70 thousand strong are on their feet cheering EAW! EAW! EAW! “Won’t Back Down” from the Fast X soundtrack plays throughout the arena as the fireworks go off, the camera shows the entire sold out stadium for both night one and night two, before panning to the tri-brand host team of Stew-O, Persephone, and Gavin Kirkland.)
Stew-O: WELCOME EAW UNIVERSE WITH THE LAST BIG FOUR MARQUEE EVENT OF 2023 AS WE HEAD INTO 2024! I AM STEW-O REPRESENTING DYNASTY, ALONG WITH GAVIN KIKRLAND FROM SHOWDOWN AND PERSEPHONE FROM VOLTAGE! AND WE ALREADY SAW SOME MAJOR DEVELOPMENTS ON THE PRE-SHOW AND THAT HAS US ALL EXCITED! FOUR CHAMBER MATCHES, ALL TITLES ON THE LINE, TALK ABOUT AN INCREDIBLE EVENT, THIS IS IT!
Gavin Kirkland: IT REALLY IS AND I AM SO HARD AND READY FOR ALL THE ACTION INCLUDING MIENRVA VERSUS KASSIDY HEART FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP, A DREAM MATCH FOR ALL OF US, ESPECIALLY ME! WE ALSO HAVE THE RETURN OF RAVEN ROBERTS AND SHE WILL BE WITH MADISON KALINE TO TAKE ON MY FUTURE WIVES, THE BRITISH INVASION! AND…
Persephone: … AND STOP! IT IS OBVIOUS THE MEXICAN HEAT IS GETTING TO YOU! ANYWAY, WE HAVE SO MANY GREAT MATCHES THAT WILL BORE ME TO TEARS BUT I AM SURE YOU ALL WILL LIKE, CAN WE JUST GET IT STARTED!?
Stew-O: LET’S DO IT AND WE ARE GOING TO KICK IF OFF WITH OUR FIRST TITLE MATCH OF ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR… ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: AND IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
(‘El Gavilan’ by Luis R Conriquez, Peso Pluma, y Tony Aguirre plays to a loud reaction from the fans in Mexico City, who greet Roberto and Valerie Hellstorm with cheera as they saunter down the ring. Roberto, occasionally taking time to high five fans briefly, but ultimately focused alongside Hellstorm to win the Tag Titles.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! At a combined weihht of 360 pounds… THE TEAM OF ROBERTO DE LA ROSA AND VALERIE HELLSTORM… LA FAMILIA!
Stew-O: What a reaction for La Familia! The roof damn near tore off the place!
Flannery McCoy; We definitely know who Mexico City are rooting for to win.
Stew-O: But can they is the question. Because standing across from them is: Jaded Hearts. Goes without saying that they’re no slouch. Two women that can stand together, but also stand alone just fine.
Jake Mercer: But Roberto De La Rosa’s proven he can stand on his own as well, given the contract, and Valerie proves to be one of our brightest stars for the future, given her nominee status for rookie of the year!
(‘True Love’ by CFO$ plays next to a largely negative reaction from fans as Jaded Hearts confidently strut onto the ramp, draped with gold. Both Jaded Hearts saunter down to the ring, not letting the boos rattle them, and keeping their attention locked on La Familia.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents! At a combined weight of 276 pounds… THE TEAM OF KASSIDY HEART AND SIENNA JADE… THE JADED HEARTS!
Stew-O: The Jaded Hearts laid it out simple, and requested that any team come out and challenge them. That one turned out to be La Familia,
Flannery McCoy: And if a victory gets scored by La Familia, I’d imagine Jaded Hearts will regret that challenge.
Stew-O: True, but based off their body language, I don’t think Jaded Hearts have even considered failure tonight. They’re one-hundred percent confident.
Jake Mercer: And with good reason, they’re on top of the mountain right now. It’ll be hard for anyone to knock them off.)
(Both teams stare one another down from opposing corners as the referee signals the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Bell has rung, and we are underway! Jaded Hearts, La Familia, Unified Tag Team Titles on the line. The crowd are electric, and with good reason, as it’ll be Roberto De La Rosa kicking things off against Kassidy Heart. Both competitors start to circle one another, and a collar and elbow tie-up takes place in the center of the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy Heart gets the upper hand early on, locking Roberto in a standing side headlock, and wrenching on the hold.
Jake Mercer: The crowd do not like that, reigning down with boos upon Heart.
Stew-O: But the jeers quickly turn to cheers as Roberto bounces Kassidy off the ropes to escape, and drops down as she comes rebounding back! Kassidy leaps over Roberto’s prone body, and he pops back to his feet, looking for a CLOTHESLINE on Heart! But Kassidy DUCKS underneath it, and slides out of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Roberto follows her out there, quickly exiting the ring himself. But Kassidy slides back in as he does so, and beckons for Roberto to re-enter the ring.
Stew-O: Kassidy’s confidence is beginning to show early on, playing mind games with Roberto De La Rosa, who appears hesitant about re-entering the ring, knowing she has the high ground.
(Roberto cautiously re-enters the ring, keeping his eyes on Kassidy the entire time, who allows him to do so uninterrupted, giving him proper space.)
Jake Mercer: She could’ve, but Kassidy didn’t take a cheap shot there, having allowed Roberto to step back into the ring.
Flannery McCoy: And with that said, both competitors are on an equal playing field again, beginning to circle each other for a second time. Another collar and elbow takes place, which Kassidy gets the upper hand on again, grabbing Roberto in a standing side headlock early on. Roberto bounces Kassidy off the ropes to escape!
Stew-O: Roberto ducks down, perhaps signaling a back body drop early on- BUT KASSIDY CATCHES WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHH-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! Both competitors scramble back to their feet, and Kassidy grounds Roberto with a standing side headlock takeover! That was close for The Jaded Hearts, almost ending the match early.
Jake Mercer: Hell, it was so close that Valerie Hellstorm almost entered the ring.
Flannery McCoy: The fans in Mexico City might have entered the ring as well, seeing Roberto lose in such fashion.
Stew-O: Well, De La Rosa is still in this, and powers back to his feet in the side headlock. Roberto reaches out for Valerie Hellstorm on the apron, but he’s just out of arm’s reach, and switches strategy, bouncing Kassidy off the ropes to escape the side headlock. ROBERTO CONNECTS WITH A HIP TOSS! Kassidy rushes back to her feet, and charges into an ARM DRAG!
Flannery McCoy: Roberto transitions into a kneeling armbar, being the one to ground Kassidy Heart now. However, not for long as Kassidy eventually powers back to her feet. Roberto wrings the arm, controlling the wrist as he directs Kassidy to his corner. Roberto reaches out for a tag!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Tag is made, but Kassidy swats Roberto’s hand away, breaking the wristlock, and backing away from him to create space as Valerie Hellstorm enters the ring. Clearly, La Familia wanted a double team of sorts, but that plan was thwarted as Roberto De La Rosa leaves the ring. Now, enters the fresh Valerie, and-
**TAG!!**
Jake Mercer: Ooh, tag is made, now enters the fresh Sienna Jade as well.
Flannery McCoy: Now, Valerie and Sienna circle one another before a collar and elbow tie-up takes place. Sienna gets the early advantage with a standing side headlock, and grounds Valerie with a side headlock takeover! Valerie rolls Sienna onto both shoulders, looking to steal one!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: Only a one count as Sienna is immediately back on top of Valerie with the grounded side headlock. Valerie rises back to her feet, and backs Sienna into the corner, having a handful of hair. The referee gets involved, giving both til the count of five for a clean break.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Flannery McCoy: Valerie begins to seperate from Sienna Jade, BUT CATCHES HER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! Cheap shot by Valerie Hellstorm, taking advantage of an opening, and she wrings the arm of Sienna Jade before irish whipping her to the opposite corner!
Stew-O: NO! Sienna Jade reverses the irish whip, sending Valerie to the opposite corner instead! SIENNA CHARGES IN- BUT VALERIE LOOKS FOR A BACK ELBOW! SIENNA HAS IT SCOUTED, AND TURNS IT INTO A BACKSLIDE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! Both competitors rush back to their feet, Sienna getting to hers first, and grabbing Valerie in another standing side headlock. Valerie quickly bounces Sienna off the ropes to escape! Dropdown by Hellstorm! Valerie pops to her feet, and bends over, looking for a possible back body drop herself, but winds up GETTING DROPPED with a hair pull mat slam by Jade!
Jake Mercer: Valerie favors the back of her head as she goes to rise back to a vertical base, but Sienna grabs hold of her, and pulls Valerie back to her feet. Valerie gets slammed FACE FIRST off the top turnbuckle, now finding herself in the Jaded Hearts’ corner, aka the one place she doesn’t wanna be.
Stew-O: Sienna spins her around, and connects with a WICKED knife edge chop to the chest! Valerie is reeling, but Sienna follows up with ANOTHER knife edge chop to the chest! Jade leans Valerie up against the ropes, and reaches out for a tag to Kassidy Heart!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: The tag is made, and Kassidy Heart re-enters, assisting Sienna Jade in irish whipping Valerie off the ropes. DOUBLE BACK ELBOW BY BOTH WOMEN, FOLLOWED UP WITH A DOUBLE ELBOW DROP AS WELL! Valerie sits up, but gets laid flat for a cover, hooking the leg!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: Two count! Valerie manages to kick out! Kassidy grabs hold of Hellstorm, pulling her up, and placing her into the corner for a KNIFE EDGE CH- NO! VALERIE HELLSTORM DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HER OWN!
Flannery McCoy: But that only seemed to piss Kassidy off as she marches toward Valerie, who wisely rolls out of the ring.
Jake Mercer: I see a slight grin on Valerie’s face, not sure if pissing off Kassidy Heart is the right move, but we know that Valerie can be very strategic inside that ring, perhaps strategically getting inside the head of Heart, who urges for Valerie to get in.
Stew-O: Valerie slowly starts to get up on the apron, AND KASSIDY CHARGES HER! However, Valerie hops off the apron, avoiding Kassidy’s wrath there. Roberto hops off the apron, and begins to talk strategy with Valerie Hellstorm ringside. Of course, none of which we can hear.
Flannery McCoy: Roberto gets back on the apron, and Valerie rolls back inside the ring shortly afterwards, looking like she’s ready to lock horns with Kassidy Heart once again-
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: I stand corrected as Valerie makes the tag out to Roberto De La Rosa, his second time entering the contest. Both him and Kassidy Heart circle one another, and engage a collar and elbow tie-up!
Stew-O: Roberto gets the advantage with a standing side headlock, proceeding to wrench on the hold before grounding Kassidy with a standing side headlock takeover. Quickly, Kassidy Heart is back to her feet, and bounces Roberto off the ropes! ROBERTO REBOUNDS BACK WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! De La Rosa runs off the ropes, and Kassidy rolls on her belly for a dropdown!
Flannery McCoy: Roberto leaps over, and rebounds off the ropes again- BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A DROPKICK! IMMEDIATELY, KASSIDY PULLS ROBERTO BACK TO HIS FEET, AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SNAP SUPLEX, FLOATING OVER INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: Kickout! Kassidy pulls Roberto back to his feet, and floors him with a BODY SLAM! Again, cover is made, hooking the leg!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: Still a two count as Roberto kicks out. Kassidy stands De La Rosa back up, and irish whips him toward the ropes! Kassidy slips behind Roberto, and tacks on a SLEEPER HOLD! Sleeper hold is locked in, and Roberto flails his arms, looking for a rope break, that is before DRIVING KASSIDY BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy just got sandwiched between Roberto De La Rosa, and the turnbuckles! Roberto staggers out of the corner, and turns around to meet Kassidy, who grabs hold of the wrist, and irish whips Roberto to the ropes for a BACK ELBOW!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy tags out to Sienna Jade, who quickly enters the ring, hooking the leg on Roberto!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Sienna pulls Roberto back to his feet, BUT ROBERTO EXPLODES WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! Sienna drops to a knee, and Roberto makes the tag out to Valerie!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Valerie quickly enters the ring as Sienna rises back to her feet, and wrings her arm for a HOOK KICK! A hook kick by Valerie drops Sienna! Valerie takes a moment to taunt Kassidy Heart on the apron while Sienna rises to a knee, and gets grabbed in a standing side headlock by Valerie. Sienna powers back to her feet, but gets grounded with a side headlock takeover, Valerie continuing to wrench on the hold.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna powers back to her feet, and Irish whips Valerie off the ropes! VALERIE REBOUNDS BACK WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES! Sienna rolls onto her belly, forcing Valerie to leap over, and rebound off the ropes again! Sienna pops back to her feet, and LEAPFROGS over Valerie Hellstorm before rolling onto her back, CONNECTING WITH A REVERSE MONKEY FLIP THAT LAUNCHES VALERIE HELLSTORM!
Stew-O: Valerie is quickly back to her feet, favoring the back, and SWINGS for a clothesline on Jade! Sienna ducks underneath, and grabs Valerie in a rear waistlock! But Valerie performs a go behind, scoring a rear waistlock of her own! Wait! Go behind by Sienna! No! Go behind by Valerie! Go behind by Sienna, WHO LIFTS VALERIE UP, AND SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: VALERIE HIT FACE FIRST ON THE APRON ON HER WAY DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Valerie favors her mouth and nose area while writhing in pain on the outside before Sienna tags out to Kassidy Heart!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy Heart drops off the apron, and goes to retrieve Hellstorm, pulling her up to a vertical base. BUT VALERIE EXPLODES WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! FOLLOWED UP WITH ANOTHER! Kassidy rolls back inside the ring to create some space, and Valerie rolls back in after her- BUT QUICKLY REGRETS THAT DECISION, WANDERING INTO A KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY KASSIDY THAT FLOORS HER! :damn:
Stew-O: Kassidy stands Valerie up, and backs her into the corner for ANOTHER knife edge chop! BUT VALERIE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND GOES FOR ONE OF HER OWN AS KASSIDY HEART FINDS HERSELF IN THE CORNER! HOWEVER, KASSIDY HEART DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE CHOP AS WELL, AND KASSIDY CONNECTS WITH A SECOND KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
Flannery McCoy: Snapmare by Kassidy Heart, and she connects with a SINGLE LEG DROPKICK to the back of Valerie’s head! Kassidy makes the cover, hooking the leg!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! But Kassidy immediately transitions into a rear chinlock, keeping her opponent grounded, and continuing to wear down Valerie Hellstorm.
Jake Mercer: This isn’t good, Valerie needs to make a tag out to Roberto.
Stew-O: She might have a chance to as she powers back to her feet, and begins to loosen Kassidy’s grip with repeated shots to the rib cage! Finally, Valerie manages to break the grip, and grabs Kassidy in a standing side headlock. But Kassidy quickly bounces Valerie off the ropes to escape! SHOULDER TACKLE- BUT BOTH COMPETITORS WERE THINKING THE SAME THING, AND REMAIN STANDING!
Flannery McCoy: Valerie runs off the ropes for a second time, but Kassidy drops down! Valerie leaps over her, and runs off the ropes again before Kassidy pops to her feet, and doubles over for a back body dro- NO! VALERIE SENDS KASSIDY HEART SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Valerie takes a moment to shake the cobwebs out of her head before tagging out to Roberto De La Rosa!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Roberto enters the ring, and Kassidy pulls herself out from between the top and middle rope before seating herself down in the corner. Roberto begins to STOMP Kassidy Heart in the shoulder repeatedly, which has to be hurt after colliding with that ringpost! The referee pulls Roberto away as he appears unrelenting in his assault.
Flannery McCoy: The referee admonishes Roberto, but he’s a man on a mission right now, pulling Kassidy up in the corner, and irish whipping to the opposite! Kassidy reverses, sending Roberto the corner instead! Kassidy charges in- BUT ROBERTO AVOIDS WHATEVER SHE HAD PLANNED WITH A PENDULUM KICK!
Stew-O: KASSIDY IS ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND ROBERTO SPINS HER AROUND FOR A SPIKE DDT! SIENNA JADE RUSHES INTO THE RING, AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT ROBERTO TRAPS THE ARM, AND SPIKES HER WITH A DDT AS WELL!
Flannery McCoy: Roberto rolls Kassidy over to the corner where she pulls herself up in. Roberto stalks her from the opposite corner before charging in with a RUNNING DROPKICK, AND BRINGS KASSIDY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE HE SPIKES HER WITH A BRAINBUSTER! HOOK OF THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP! KASSIDY GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Though, she’s reeling off that onslaught she just received from Roberto, who has a grin on his face, because he knows it. Roberto pulls Kassidy back to her feet, and places her head between his legs for The Calling Card! ROBERTO LIFTS KASSIDY FOR THAT SPIKE PILEDRIVER- BUT CAN ONLY GET HER UP SLIGHTLY BEFORE KASSIDY HEART FIGHTS IT OFF, AND TWIRLS OUT OF THE MANEUVER!
Flannery McCoy: STEP-UP ENZIGURI BY KASSIDY HEART PUTS ROBERTO ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND KASSIDY RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT ROBERTO DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND RUNS TOWARD THE ROPES BEHIND HER! ROBERTO SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A BACKFLIP- BUT LANDS ON HIS FEET AS KASSIDY HEART REBOUNDS OFF THE SAME SET OF ROPES, LOOKING FOR THAT CLOTHESLINE A SECOND TIME!
Stew-O: BUT ROBERTO CATCHES THE ARM, AND PLANTS KASSIDY WITH A FLATLINER! ROBERTO ROLLS KASSIDY OVER, AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP! Kassidy gets the shoulder up, much to the relief of Sienna Jade, who watches from the apron. Roberto transitions into a rear chinlock, keeping Kassidy Heart grounded, and attempting to wear her out still. Kassidy eventually powers back to her feet, and DRIVES ROBERTO BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER, SANDWICHING HIM BETWEEN HER AND THE TURNBUCKLES! Bit of a role reversal from earlier, but Roberto doesn’t release the hold as Kassidy Heart staggers out of the corner!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY DRIVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER AGAIN! But still, Roberto doesn’t release the hold! Kassidy staggers out of the corner for a second time- BUT ROBERTO SHOVES KASSIDY BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND CONNECTS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED UP KASSIDY, WHO RESPONDS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP OF HER OWN! ROBERTO SHOVES HER BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND STUNS HER WITH ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST!
Stew-O: Perhaps Roberto has beaten the fight out of Kassidy Heart as he irish whips her to the opposite corne- WAIT! KASSIDY REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP, SENDING DE LA ROSA INSTEAD! KASSIDY CHARGES IN- BUT ROBERTO SIDE STEPS! KASSIDY HALTS HER MOMENTUM BEFORE HITTING STERNUM FIRST INTO THE CORNER, AND NAILS ROBERTO WITH A CLOTHESLINE AS HE COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy Heart pulls herself up with assistance from the ropes, perhaps getting a second wind, and begins to pull Roberto back to his feet. BUT ROBERTO! ROBERTO CATCHES HER WITH A SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE BY ROBERTO!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! BOTH COMPETITORS RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND ROBERTO LOOKS FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON HEART, BUT KASSIDY DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND KNOCKS VALERIE OFF THE APRON WITH A FOREARM! BUT ROBERTO COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL BOY!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! AGAIN, BOTH COMPETITORS ARE QUICKLY BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND ROBERTO IRISH WHIPS KASSIDY OFF THE ROPES-
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: SIENNA! SIENNA TAGGED KASSIDY ON THE BACK! KASSIDY REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP PERFORMED BY ROBERTO, SENDING HIM TO THE ROPES INSTEAD! ROBERTO HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, AND KASSIDY CHARGES IN, BUT GETS SENT UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER TO THE OUTSIDE! SIENNA CHARGES IN- BUT EATS A BIG BOOT!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA STAGGERS BACK INTO VALERIE, WHO CONNECTS WITH THE RIPCORD KNEE ON JADE! ORA ORA RUSH SHE CALLS IT! AND SIENNA STAGGERS BACK INTO ROBERTO FOR THE FRONT FLIP INVERTED DDT! EL ULTIMO DESEO! A MOVE WHICH HAS PUT AWAY PEOPLE IN THE PAST! ROBERTO MAKES THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! A KICKOUT, AND ROBERTO DE LA ROSA IS IRATE, POUNDING THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION!
Jake Mercer: The Mexico City crowd are right along with him, believing La Familia to have it won there!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Frustrated, Roberto tags out to Valerie Hellstorm, who runs off the ropes as Sienna rises to a knee, and connects with a SINGLE LEG DROPKICK to the side of her head! Valerie crawls into the cover, hooking the leg!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Valerie locks in a rear chinlock on Sienna Jade, looking to wear her down. Hellstorm keeps Sienna grounded for a while now, but Kassidy gets back on the apron, stomping the steel steps, attempting to rally her partner, and best friend. Sienna powers back to her feet, but Valerie transitions into a front facelock.
Stew-O: Sienna still tries reaching for the tag, but she’s out of arms ready as Valerie has her trapped in that front facelock, center of the ring. BUT SIENNA REVERSES IT WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Flannery McCoy: SHOULDER UP! Valerie got the shoulder up, and Sienna begins crawling toward Kassidy Heart in the corner. Valerie sits up, and tags out to Roberto!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: TAG MADE, AND ROBERTO RUSHES BACK INSIDE THE RING, GRABBING THE ANKLE OF SIENNA JADE, AND DRAGGING HER TO THE CENTER! ROBERTO BEGINS TO UNLOAD WITH STOMPS AS SIENNA ROLLED TO HER BACK SIDE! Roberto pulls her back to a vertical base, and plants her with a NECKBREAKER! Cover is made!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: Only a two count! Roberto drags Sienna Jade, and hangs her over the bottom rope, pressing down on the back of her neck with his boot, using the rope to choke her!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: Roberto tags out to Valerie, finally letting up on Sienna Jade, who gasps for air, still hung over the bottom rope, and gets caught with a PUNT KICK by Valerie! Valerie drops off the apron as Sienna writhes in pain before reaching underneath the bottom rope, grabbing Sienna’s arm, and pulling her into a front facelock.
Stew-O: Cruel intentions on the mind of Valerie Hellstorm, who SPIKES Sienna Jade on the outside with a apron-hung DDT! Valerie rolls Sienna back inside the ring, and rolls back in herself, tagging out to Roberto.
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: Sienna is trying to shake the cobwebs out of her head, lying on her side as she still reaches out for Kassidy Heart. But Roberto sits Sienna up, and digs his knee into her back for a rear chinlock. That knee is firmly placed between the shoulder blades of Sienna Jade, and he’s just pulling back far as he can on Jade’s head.
Stew-O: Sienna powers back to her feet, but Roberto connects with a stiff forearm smash, sending her into the ropes! Valerie grabs hold of a stunned Sienna, hooking both arms from the apron. Roberto sees what Valerie’s doing, and runs off the opposite set of ropes! BUT SIENNA GETS THE BOOT UP, STAGGERING ROBERTO! AND SHE BREAKS FREE FROM VALERIE, KNCOKING HER OFF WITH A RIGHT HAND!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA LEAPS FOR A TAG TO KASSIDY, BUT ROBERTO CATCHES HER ON HIS SHOULDER! SIENNA IS STILL REACHING OUT, FINGERTIPS AWAY, BUT ROBERTO DRIVES SIENNA BACK FIRST INTO LA FAMILIA’S CORNER WITH A SPINEBUSTER! ROBERTO CHARGES, AND KNOCKS KASSIDY OFF THE APRON WITH A FOREARM!
Stew-O: ROBERTO CHARGES BACK OVER TO SIENNA- WHO CATCHES HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW, AND HOPS TO THE TOP ROPE, DELIVERING A MOONSAULT PRESS ONTO ROBERTO! SIENNA BEGINS CRAWLING TO KASSIDY HEART, WHO HOPS BACK UP ON THE APRON, ARM STRETCHED FOR THE TAG!
Flannery McCoy; BUT ROBERTO EXTENDS HIS HAND OUT FOR A TAG OUT TO VALERIE HELLSTORM AS WELL!
**TAG!!**
Jake Mercer: TAG MADE FROM BOTH SIDES! BOTH KASSIDY AND VALERIE CHARGE ONE ANOTHER, BUT KASSIDY DROPS HELLSTORM WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! CLOTHESLINE ON ROBERTO AS HE SLIDES IN THE RING AS WELL! KASSIDY WHIPS ROBERTO INTO THE CORNER, AND ROCKS HIM WITH A STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE!
Stew-O: VALERIE PULLS HERSELF UP IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND GETS ROCKED WITH A RUNNING STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE AS WELL! KASSIDY GRABS VALERIE IN A RUNNING BULLDOG, AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON ROBERTO AS HE COMES STAGGERING OUT OF THE CORNER AS WELL! TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY IS ROLLING AS SHE PULLS VALERIE UP, AND IRISH WHIPS HER OFF THE ROPES! VALERIE COUNTERS, SENDING KASSIDY TO THE ROPES INSTEAD! KASSIDY DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, SLIDING THROUGH THE LEGS OF HELLSTORM, AND CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING ELBOW AS SHE SPINS AROUND!
Stew-O: THAT ELBOW PACKED A PUNCH, AND SPUN VALERIE AROUND AS SHE IS GROGGY! KASSIDY GRABS HOLD OF HER WAIST, AND DRIVES VALERIE STERNUM FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FOR A O’CONNOR ROLL!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! KASSIDY SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE IN THE CORNER, AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY, HOOKING THE LEGS ON VALERIE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Both competitors are quickly back to their feet, albeit I don’t know how Valerie is still standing! Kassidy whips her off the ropes! But Valerie looks to reverse the irish whip! Kassidy reverses Valerie’s attempt of an irish whip, and wrings the arm! CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY KASSIDY- BUT VALERIE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, GRABBING KASSIDY IN A REAR WAISTLOCK! BUT THERES A STANDING SWITCH BY HEART, WHO CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: KASSIDY DOESNT END THERE, AND PULLS VALERIE UP FOR A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! KASSIDY DOESNT END THERE, AND PULLS VALERIE UP FOR A THIRD GERM- NO! VALERIE SLIPS BEHIND WITH A GO BEHIND, AND HOLDS KASSIDY IN THE REAR WAISTLOCK AS ROBERTO SLIDES IN THE RING!
Jake Mercer: OOH! BACK BODY DROP BY KASSIDY SENDS ROBERTO OVER HER AND VALERIE’S HEADS! AND KASSIDY SPINS AROUND TO DELIVER A DEDEDE DDT ON HELLSTORM! COVER IS MADE!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: SHOULDER UP! VALERIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP, AND THE CROWD COUDNT BE HAPPIER, BELIEVING THEMSELVES THAT IT WAS OVER RIGHT THEM AND THERE!
Stew-O: Kassidy stands over Valerie as she slowly rises back to her feet. Valerie gets to a knee, and KASSIDY LOOKS TO PUT HER IN THAT FULL NELSON, ATTEMPTING TO HOOK BOTH ARMS! KASSIDY WANTS THE NECRO MAULER, BUT VALERIE LANDS A STIFF BACK ELBOW!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy staggers into La Familia’s corner, and drops to a knee! Valerie tags out to Roberto!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: TAG! ROBERTO ENTERS THE RING, AND GRABS HOLD OF KASSIDY HEART, SENDING HER INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A BUCKLE BOMB! KASSIDY STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER INTO A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE FROM VALERIE! VALERIE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, AND ROBERTO MAKES THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE-
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP! Earlier, it was Valerie that almost entered the ring to break things up, sensing danger for her team. Now, that was just Sienna Jade, sensing her partner could be in danger.
Flannery McCoy: Roberto pulls Kassidy up, and connects with a knife edge chop! BUT THAT MIGHTVE BEEN ENOUGH TO FIRE KASSIDY UP AS SHE RESPONDS BACK WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER! BUT ROBERTO RETURNS FIRE WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP OF HIS OWN! KASSIDY IS STUNNED, AND ROBERTO AMPS THE INTENSITY WITH REPEATED ELBOW STRIKES TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: KASS IS ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND ROBERTO RUNS OFF THE ROPES TO COMPLETE CUERNO DE CHIVO! BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT THAT SENDS HIM STAGGERING BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! KASSIDY CHARGES IN- BUT ROBERTO CATCHES HER WITH A STUN GUN, AND RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE SET TO DELIVER A BIG RUNNING DROPKICK, SENDING KASS OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Stew-O: Sienna is on the apron, trying to motivate Kass to get up. BUT ROBERTO GRABS A HANDFUL OF SIENNA’S HAIR, AND DRAGS HER INSIDE THE RING! ROBERTO PLACES SIENNA BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR THE PILEDRIVER AS VALERIE STARTS SCALING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KASSIDY SHOVES VALERIE OFF THE TOP, AND BEGINS CLIMBING UP THERE HERSELF! SIENNA HOLDS HER WEIGHT DOWN, FIGHTING OFF THE PILEDRIVER, AND KASSIDY DIVES OFF WITH A SUNSET FLIP ONTO ROBERTO!
Stew-O: ROBERTO FLAILS HIS ARMS, TRYING TO KEEP HIS BALANCE, BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A SUPERKICK BY SIENNA, FALLING BACK INTO THE SUNSET FLIP!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: SHOULDER UP! BUT KASSIDY HEART IMMEDIATELY TAGS OUT TO SIENNA JADE!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA ENTERS THE RING, AND LIFTS ROBERTO UP IN A FIREMANS CARRY BEFORE TOSSING HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX BY KASSIDY HEART, DUMPING ROBERTO HIGH ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS! SIENNA SHOOTS THE HALF, GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: LIFES A DRAG LANDED, BUT JADED HEARTS STILL COULDNT GET THE JOB DONE AS ROBERTO GOT THE SHOULDER UP STILL!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy; TAG IS INSTANTLY MADE, AND WHAT DO JADED HEARTS HAVE PLANNED AS THEY BEGIN SCALING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IN UNISON!
Jake Mercer; ILL TELL YOU WHAT THEY HAVE PLANNED! THEY’RE LOOKIN FOR THE RIDE OR DIE TAG TEAM MANEUEVR, THAT SIMULTANEOUS DIVING HEADBUTT AND MOONSAULT COMBINATION!
Stew-O: BUT THERES VALERIE! VALERIE GRABS KASSIDY’S ANKLE, AND PREVENTS HER FROM DIVING, UNBEKNOWNST TO SIENNA, WHO HAS HER BACK TURNED! MOONSAULT BY JADE- BUT ROBERTO GETS THE KNEES UP! KNEES UP, AND SIENNA ROLLS OUT, CLUTCHING HER RIBS! KASSIDY KICKS VALERIE OFF, AND DIVES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AT ROBERTO!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SHE DIVES RIGHT INTO A SPEAR! TALON DE AGUILA BY ROBERTO DE LA ROSA! HOOK OF THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THERES THE SHOULDER UP BY KASSIDY HEART!
Stew-O: Roberto is in disbelief, and drags himself over to Valerie Hellstorm, tagging out.
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Valerie enters the ring, and pulls Kassidy back to her feet, lifting her on her shoulders for that ELECTRIC CHAIR GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT KASSIDY HEART SLIPS OFF THE SHOULDERS, AND STUMBLES BACK INTO HER CORNER-
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE TAGS HERSELF IN, AND VALERIE CHARGES TOWARD KASSIDY HEART IN THE CORNER! BUT KASSIDY SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND SIENNA SCORES WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI! KASSIDY GRABS THE HEAD OF A STUNNED VALERIE HELLSTORM AS SIENNA ENTERS THE RING!
Stew-O: UH OH! SIENNA DROPS TO A KNEE, AND JADED HEARTS SCORE WITH THE BEAUTY KILLER! THAT RUNNING BULLDOG ONTO THE KNEE OF SIENNA JADE! COVER IS MADE! KASSIDY HEART KEEPS GUARD!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNERS… AND STILL THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE JADED HEARTS!
(‘True Love’ by CFO$ plays to thunderous boos from the audiende as Sienna Jade rises off Valerie Hellstorm, and celebrates alongside Kassidy Heart as the duo are handed back their Unified Tag Team Championships, along with Kassidy’s Universal Women’s Championship.)
Stew-O: Wow! What a match between both teams!
Jake Mercer: One that possibly broke the Deltzer scale!
Flannery McCoy: Can’t say I’m shocked by what transpired, but had things gone the other way, I wouldn’t have been shocked either.
Stew-O: No kidding. La Familia seemed to have it won multiple times in this match up, but Jaded Hearts kept finding ways to grit through the punishment, and used an opening given to them to put things away.
(Jaded Hearts celebrate up the ramp, holding their titles high with smiles on their faces as Roberto slides in the ring, and checks up on Valerie as the camera fades elsewhere.)
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(The camera would return to the ring where the Elimination Chamber is slowly descending as Bella Braxton is standing at ringside ready to begin the introductions.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers louder at Bella’s announcement of the Extreme Elimination Chamber match.)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Now this match will start with two competitors in the ring as the remaining four will be encased in their respective pods. Every five minutes, a pod will open and another competitor will enter the match and the process will continue until all six contestants have entered the match. Eliminations can occur by pinfall, submission, knockout, or if the referee has deemed a contestant unable to continue. The last competitor standing will be declared the SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!
(‘Bewitched’ by Frank Sinatra starts playing as the Specialists Champion Bea Valentine enters the arena with her butler Cornelius following closely behind her. She is holding “Gloria”, the Specialists Championship belt in her clutches as she heads to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first and making her way to the ring being accompanied by Cornelius! From Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing 143 pounds. Here is the REIGNING AND DEFENDING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! “THE QUEEN BEA” BEA VALENTINE!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn, I wish that she was on Showdown. Bea Valentine is a person of extreme beauty. Remember what she always says. “Chin up, shoes out, and watch for the tits”.
Persephone: YOU SICK BASTARD! Dumb bitch has never said anything like that. Only in your sleazy little fantasies you damn pervert. I hope Luis kicks your ass for saying such vulgar stuff around me. She also looks like she is from 1947. Her clothes and her old wrinkled face.
Stew-O: Anyways, I really can’t tell what the Specialists Champion is bringing to the ring, but when she won the title, it was in a fatal four way. Tonight, she has to survive the onslaught of five challengers to make it out of Road to Redemption as Specialists Champion.
(Bea enters the chamber and the outside referee is pointing Cornelius back to the locker room. Bea is not happy as she holds tight onto Gloria before the referee asks for the belt and points her to her chamber pod as her entrance music fades off. Seconds later, ‘Monsters’ by Currents starts playing as Rory Slate enters the arena ready to fight as she heads right to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the challengers! First, Chicago, Illinois! Weighing 138 pounds. Here is “THE WINDY CITY SADIST” RORY SLATE!
Persephone: Oh gawd. Why is this bitch here? Couldn’t we have found a streetwalker to take Rory’s place. She’s already had her shot. Not only that, she brought a damn skateboard with nails and glass and other sharp objects protruding out of it. At least it’s not barbed wire.
Stew-O: Rory was involved in the four way where Bea won the title, but tonight she gets another chance to leave with the Specialists Champion and this isn’t a sudden death match. She just needs to be the last one standing.
Gavin Kirkland: Must suck to know that Rory is Dynasty’s sole shot of taking the Specialists Championship home. She’s hot and she’s tough, so she could win. Who knows?
(Rory enters the chamber and takes a quick look around before the referee points her to her pod and her entrance music is replaced by the arena being drenched in red lights and surrounded by mystery as ‘NIHIL’ by Ghostemane starts playing and Sally appears slowly and enigmatically as she heads to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: From Death Valley, California! Weighing 137 pounds! Here is “A DELICIOUS DANGER” SALLY!
Stew-O: Here comes a dangerous and scary contender for the Specialists Championship. I was informed that her weapon is a Victorian style scepter. I was just informed by the people in the back that the jewel or top on that scepter is as red as her eyes.
Gavin Kirkland: Someone was brave enough to ask why the top is so red and she glared at them and said it is filled WITH THE BLOOD OF HER ENEMIES! THIS IS A CREEPY CHICK! Do NOT give her my phone number.
Persephone: Who in the hell allowed that psycho bitch to bring something like that to this match? How disgusting! Enough about this demented weirdo. Bring out the next one.
(Sally slowly enters the chamber with her eyes slowly roaming to the two other competitors in their pods. She doesn’t say a word as she slowly moves to her chamber pod and her entrance music fades off. The lights go back to normal as ‘Dance The Night’ by Dua Lipa starts playing as Ashlynn Quinn enters the arena. Ashlynn is wearing a mink fur coat that matches her wrestling gear as she heads to the ring holding her phone and broadcasting her entrance live on Instagram.)
Bella Braxton: Next! From Los Angeles, California! Weighing 115 pounds! Here is “THE BOUJEE PRINCESS” ASHLYNN QUINN!!
Stew-O: Here comes the determined Ashlynn Quinn to the ring for one of the biggest matches of her career. She brings with her to the ring… A PURSE?
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t be stupid! That is a designer handbag like Versace or Gucci or Louboutin or something. She’s not a slum bucket. It’s first class or nothing at all. It’s the class and the training she has received from her bestie Veena Adams that could take her to the top.
Persephone: If I had to pick a winner, I would pick her because she knows how to pick an idol in my girl Veena Adams. She’s learned from the best and if she doesn’t screw up, she will leave with the Specialists Championship
(Ashlynn ends the show and takes off her mink coat and hands them to the referee as she enters her pod and “KARATE” by BABYMETAL starts to play )
Bella Braxton: From Amani, Kagoshima, Japan! Weighing 145 pounds! Here is “THE HUNTRESS” KASAI!!
Persephone: Another dumb bitch making her way to the ring for this torture session of a match. She obviously didn’t put much thought into her weapon as she brought a Kendo Stick wrapped in barbed wire with her.
Stew-O: She’s a very experienced competitor who doesn’t need to be flashy to get her point across about how tough she is in the ring. That kendo stick could bring her victory tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Not only that, SHE REPRESENTS SHOWDOWN TOO!! WOOOOOOOOO! THAT TITLE IS OURS!! YES!!
(KASAI enters the chamber and waits in the ring for her opponent as “Vroom” by Hoodie Allen & Connor Price plays as Nikki Kimura enters the arena with a determined look on her face as she heads right to the ring, ready to fight.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the final competitor! From West Portland, Oregon. Weighing 120 pounds. Here is “THE ANCHOR” NIKKI KIMURA!
Gavin Kirkland: ANOTHER SHOWDOWN COMPETITOR! WOOO!! I LOVE OUR CHANCES!! This is her first Chamber match and she brings the reliable steel chair wrapped in barbed wire as her weapon.
Persephone: What the hell? Did those two shop at the dollar store for weapons? Oldest weapons in the book. JUST BRING THE BLOOD!
Stew-O: Nikki has been improving by leaps and bounds and she could leave with the Specialists Championship if she manages to last from start to finish in this match. Six will start. One will leave as Specialists Champion. Who will it be? We’re about to find out.
(Nikki enters the chamber and gets in the ring as her entrance music fades off. The referee presents the Specialists Championship to both ladies starting the match as well as the four inside their pods. The referee then holds the championship belt up in the air to present to the arena before handing it to the other referee as they lock the chamber door and the first referee calls for the bell. )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Sound of the bell and here we go! The Specialists Championship is on the line and the first two to fight are former tag team partners in KASAI and Nikki Kimura. They were known as the Cosmic Queens, I believe.
Gavin Kirkland: Isn’t that the name of a snack cake or something. Either way, there will be nothing sweet in this match.
Persephone: You’re an absolute idiot. Never speak again. Now these two are starting things off with a lock up in the center of the ring. Seriously? There are no damn rules! Why do crap like this? This is going to suck.
Gavin Kirkland: These two are on Showdown and on Showdown… WE WRESTLE!! There might not be very many rules, but Showdown still wrestles. Get over it.
Persephone: The bell just rang and you already sound like an idiot. Look at KASAI get the advantage of that other weirdo Nikki Kimura. Side headlock by a boring bitch on another boring bitch.
Stew-O: Shots to the ribs by Nikki and she gets free of the side headlock and they lock eyes. Things might not have ended the way they wanted for their tag team, there has gotta be some respect still there between the two.
Persephone: I don’t want respect, I WANT BLOOD! GET THE LEAD OUT! Anyways, they lock up once again as Nikki goes for a headlock of her own. Gawd, this is stupid.
Stew-O: Nikki tried for the headlock BUT KASAI WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! The veteran instinct prevails again as she grabs Nikki by the arm and whips her into the corner. Nikki hits the turnbuckles and KASAI goes right to the corner.
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki gets a boot up to block BUT KASAI CAUGHT THE BOOT! KASAI throws Nikki’s leg back with full force AND NIKKI FALLS FORWARD AND HER FACE GOES RIGHT INTO THE POINT OF KASAI’S KNEE!
Stew-O: Ugly landing for Nikki Kimura and she’s having a hard time getting out of the gates in the beginning of this match. KASAI pulls Nikki back into the center of the ring and turns her around AND DROPS HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A NECKBREAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: I TOLD YOU THAT WE WRESTLE! Showdown is bringing home the Specialists Championship. I guarantee it, people. Mark my words.
Persephone: They are boring and you are stupid. I need a drink right now, but look at this KASAI grabbing Nikki by the legs and dragging her over to the ropes. Come on and do something to pique my interest.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI turns her back to the ropes AND FALLS BACK INTO THE SLINGSHOT THAT TAKES NIKKI OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SHE LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR!
Persephone: Well at least the pain is starting to happen. I want a lot more than that to keep me interested. Where’s my phone? I need to text Luis something I found online that reminded me of him.
Stew-O: You have a job to do right now, so FOCUS! Nikki is trying to recover on the outside as KASAI exits the ring and eyes Nikki getting back to her feet AND KASAI SPRINGS ONTO THE ROPES LOOKING FOR THE ASAI MOONSAULT–
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY HOME! Do it again! Hey, Gavin. Not only does Showdown wrestle, they crash and burn as well. KASAI found nothing but the steel floor, but she didn’t land on her head. Damn!
Stew-O: We told you not to talk about intentional death on commentary. Nikki takes this as an opportunity to get some good damage in as she runs back into the ring to grab her chair before leaving the ring back to KASAI.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI has no idea that Nikki is ready to pulverize her with the chair AS NIKKI LEANS BACK AND SWINGS THE CHAIR AT HER FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER–
Stew-O: BUT KASAI ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND THE CHAIR HITS THE STEEL FLOOR! Nikki tries a second time BUT KASAI ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING TO AVOID THE SHOT!
Gavin Kirkland: Smart awareness by KASAI as she rolls over to grab her kendo stick. KASAI gets back to her feet as Nikki gets back into the ring.
Persephone: They both have weapons. Somebody clobber somebody so I can see some blood! Don’t disappoint! These two bitches wind up AND SWING THEIR WEAPONS! COME ON FACE SHOT!
Gavin Kirkland: THE CHAIR AND THE KENDO STICK COLLIDE AND WE HAVE A STALEMATE! Neither weapon makes contact.
Persephone: DAMN, GAVIN! CAN’T YOUR SHOWDOWN ELITISTS DO ANYTHING RIGHT? Those two nitwits can’t swing a weapon right. If this was Voltage, they would already need transfusions.
Stew-O: They aren’t that hardcore, Persephone.
Persephone: Shut up.
Stew-O: Anyways, the force of the collision forces the weapons out of both of their hands and they go right back to wrestling. KASAI grabs Nikki once again and whips her to the ropes–
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI WITH THE HIP ATTACK TAKES NIKKI DOWN! Nikki crashes hard onto the canvas as she grabs her kendo stick once more. Nikki has rolled over onto her back–
Stew-O: AND KASAI CRACKS THE KENDO STICK OVER NIKKI’S BACK AND SHE LETS OUT A GROAN OF PAIN! KASAI tries to hit Nikki again–
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki gets out of the way just in time and we can see that the barbed wire made contact with Nikki, but no blood for right now.
Persephone: AHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I call these Chamber matches to see blood and I have NOTHING! What the hell is this? HIT HER AGAIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: Will you shut up? Nikki has rolled over to the ropes as KASAI comes in to try and hit her again, BUT NIKKI WITH A DROP TOE HOLD THAT SENDS KASAI INTO THE SECOND ROPE!
Persephone: And the kendo stick completely misses KASAI. Should have electrified the chamber if you ask me. Pain and torture would be reached much quicker.
Stew-O: Kasai holds her throat in pain as she stumbles back AND NIKKI GRABS KASAI AND BRINGS HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!
Persephone: Once again, no blood as Nikki mounts KASAI AND SHE JUST STARTS POUNDING HER IN THE FACE WITH FISTS! KNOCK HER TEETH OUT!! BLOODY HER NOSE!
Stew-O: As we hear Persephone rooting for blood and gore, the first five minutes are almost up and we see the timer ticking down the final few moments before we get our next entrant.
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
(BUZZ!!!)
(The lights dim as the spotlight shines one of the pods before rotating randomly around the four chamber pods. The spotlight starts to slow down before landing on the chamber pod…)
(… OF BEA VALENTINE!!)
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! NOT BEAUTIFUL BEA!
Stew-O: The Specialists Champion is entrant number three and she doesn’t like that one bit. Coming into the chamber third makes Bea’s chances to retain that much harder.
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT BEA! SHE IS REFUSING TO COME OUT OF HER CHAMBER POD! The referees are opening the door and Bea is doing anything she can to pull the door back! She wanted to come out last.
Persephone: WHAT A BIG BABY! GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT! STOP EMBARRASSING VOLTAGE, YOU BLONDE BIMBO! Nikki sees Bea throwing a temper tantrum and goes right over to Bea.
Gavin Kirkland: SHE HAS BEA BY THE HAIR AND SHE IS DOING ANYTHING SHE CAN TO GET BEA OUT OF THE POD TO COMPETE! LET HER GO, NIKKI!
Persephone: Zip it! Beat her up! Clobber her with the chair, make her bleed, I DON’T CARE JUST START SHOWING THAT BEAUTIFUL CRIMSON COLOR!
(SPRAY!!!!)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? NIKKI IS HOLDING HER EYES IN PAIN AS SHE STUMBLES BACK AND BEA HAS A SHIT EATING SMIRK ON HER FACE!
Persephone: Old man! It’s mace! SERIOUSLY? MARILYN MON-BIMBO’S WEAPON IS MACE! Out of all the violence she could choose, she picks mace. SHE COULD HAVE BROUGHT DAMN SHOES AS A WEAPON!
Stew-O: Persephone’s preference or not, it was effective. Now Nikki is temporarily blinded as she puts the boots to Nikki on the outside of the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE FORGOT ABOUT KASAI WHO FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES BEA DOWN WITH A TOPE CON HILO AND NOW ALL THREE LADIES ARE DOWN!
Stew-O: KASAI gets back to her feet and she grabs Bea by the hair and drags her back to her chamber pod before bringing her back to her feet–
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI IS BASHING BEA HEAD AGAINST THE STEEL PART OF THE CHAMBER! OVER AND OVER AGAIN BEA’S PRETTY FACE MEETS THE COLD HARD STEEL!
Persephone: KEEP GOING! At this rate, blondie will be busted open. Then that means she runs the risk of her one and only brain cell falling out of her head. That’s a risk I am willing to take.
Gavin Kirkland: I agree with you to a point, but it’s not her brain cell I want to see fall out.
Persephone: I’m going to make sure that you either go to sexual harassment training again or you get pushed in front of a moving semi truck. One of the two will happen to you, you sick bastard.
Stew-O: Here we go! Remember that there are no disqualifications in this match, so KASAI can bash Bea’s brains in until she gets bored, which she is doing right now.
Persephone: KASAI WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND BEA-IMBO LEANS AGAINST THE CHAMBER POD! Is there blood? No? SON OF A–
Stew-O: Back to the match! Nikki is back to her feet as well and now it looks like the former Cosmic Queens are going to work together for a brief moment.
Gavin Kirkland: SHOWDOWN WORKING TOGETHER!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nikki and KASAI turn Bea around and grab her head in the facelock position. The Specialists Champion is up in the air–
Stew-O: AND A DOUBLE SUPLEX ON THE STEEL FLOORING TAKES DOWN BEA VALENTINE AND SHE IS WRENCHING AROUND IN PAIN! Great double team move!
Gavin Kirkland: Poor Bea, she looks hurt. I think she needs a massage. I will go up and help her right now. She needs me.
Persephone: All the women in the company need a restraining order from you, creepo. Still no blood by the way. KASAI and Nikki also took some damage from that suplex on the steel floor.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI is up first and she crawls over to cover the Specialists Champion and try to eliminate her–
Persephone: BUT NIKKI GRABS THE LEG AND PULLS HER OFF OF BEA! WHY DO THAT, STUPID? THIS MATCH ISN’T SUDDEN DEATH! DUMB BITCH!!
Stew-O: Maybe Nikki wants to be the one to eliminate the Champion from the match, but KASAI is up and Nikki is still trying to fight the sting of the mace out of her eyes AS KASAI GOES FOR A SAVATE KICK–
Persephone: Nikki gets out of the way and clotheslines KASAI back into the ring. We need either blood or an elimination. This in between bullcrap is getting on my nerves.
Stew-O: KASAI is down in the ring and Nikki is going to take a gamble and climb up to the top rope. This could pay off big for Nikki Kimura.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI gets back to her feet and turns around to a waiting Nikki Kimura WHO JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! NIKKI IS LOOKING FOR THE MISSILE DROPKICK–
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: KASAI HAD THE KENDO STICK AND CRACKED NIKKI IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! THE BARBED WIRE MAKES SKIN CONTACT! Nikki rolls over and holds onto her stomach in pain–
Gavin Kirkland: AND KASAI CRACKS NIKKI WITH THE KENDO STICK AGAIN! THE BARBED WIRE IS RIPPING THE FLESH OFF THE BACK OF NIKKI KIMURA WITH THOSE REPEATED SHOTS!
Persephone: Do we have blood? I think we have some blood? WE DO HAVE BLOOD! OH YES! OH BABY! THE TRICKLING OF BLOOD DOES SOMETHING TO ME THAT I CAN’T DESCRIBE!
Gavin Kirkland: If you did, we would all probably puke, but there is blood coming from Nikki’s back as we are about to find out who lucky entrant Number Four is.
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(BUZZ!!!)
(The lights dim again as the spotlight shines on one of the pods before rotating randomly around the three remaining chamber pods. The spotlight starts to slow down before landing on the chamber pod…)
(… OF ASHLYNN QUINN!!)
Persephone: OH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD! Another bestie of my girl Veena in Ashlynn Quinn has now entered the match. Ashlynn is holding onto that very expensive bag as she runs right over to the Specialists Champion.
Stew-O: Bea is trying to get back to her feet AND ASHLYNN IS PUMMELING HER WITH THAT HANDBAG! I can admit that this is kind of amusing to watch.
Persephone: Don’t be a smart ass. Do you know how heavy those bags can be? That could hurt like a bitch depending on what she has in that handbag.
Stew-O: Quinn is still beating Bea with the bag as Bea gets to her feet AND ASHLYNN SWINGS THE BACK AND CRACKS BEA IN THE FACE WITH THE BAG! THOSE SHOTS TAKING THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION FOR A LOOP!
Gavin Kirkland: Ashlynn wants to make a great showing for herself in this match and win the Specialists Championship in the hopes that her and Veena can be the Golden Besties… ON SHOWDOWN!! WOOOOO!!! Get it trending now #GoldenBesties.
Stew-O: You have some serious problems sometimes, Gavin, but Ashlynn is making a good showing so far BEFORE BEA GRABS ASHLYNN BY THE TOP AND SENDS HER MOUTH FIRST INTO THE CHAINS OF THE CHAMBER!
Gavin Kirkland: She pulled clothes? Did we have a wardrobe malfunction? I hope we did. People in the back, give me a replay. I NEED A REPLAY!
Persephone: You need a cold shower and an extended trip to therapy. Just don’t come back… EVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: Silicone whore…
Persephone: WHAT WAS THAT?
Stew-O: As the match continues, those chains are unforgiving and Ashlynn could have lost a tooth there, but we can’t tell right now as Bea grabs Ashlynn–
Persephone: AND WHIPS VEENA’S BESTIE INTO THE SIDE OF THE CLOSED CHAMBER POD! I hope Veena kicks her ass later for doing that to her friend.
Stew-O: We’ll talk about that later, but Ashlynn just collided with a thud on impact with the siding of the pod. Ashlynn isn’t moving as BEA FIRES OFF A SUPERKICK–
Gavin Kirkland: ASHLYNN GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND BEA SUPERKICKS THE PLASTIC SIDE OF THE POD AND PUTS HER THROAT RIGHT THROUGH IT!
Stew-O: HER FOOT IS STUCK! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS HOPPING ON ONE FOOT TRYING TO GET FREE FROM THE SIDING AS ASHLYNN HITS A BACK ELBOW TO SIDE OF HER HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea can’t fall to the mat, so she is dazed in her tangled up position as Ashlynn grabs her bag and unzips to reveal what is in there. What does she have?
Persephone: I’LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS! THE BEST THING EVER! IT’S A VEENA ADAMS ACTION FIGURE! MY GIRL VEENA IS IN THE CHAMBER!! THERE WE GO!!
Gavin Kirkland: That gives new meaning to her having your bestie with you at all times, but Ashlynn could use Veena to bring her championship gold. Anyways, Bea is still stuck as Ashlynn walks over to her–
Persephone: SHE SHOWS BEA THE VEENA ADAMS ACTION FIGURE BEFORE JAMMING IT RIGHT IN HER THROAT! BEA IS HOLDING HER THROAT IN PAIN! That was the best use of a weapon that I have ever seen.
Stew-O: I’ve never seen anything like that in my life. Ashlynn grabs Bea by the hair and just pulls her leg out of the siding the hard way and we can see that there is a small bit of blood coming from her leg where the siding got stuck and scraped her up.
Persephone: I wonder if she has a Luis De La Rosa action figure? Oh huh what? There’s more blood? Oh that just sucks. The blonde bimbo bleeds in this match like she’s in a movie from the 1950s.
Stew-O: Ashlynn has Bea in her clutches and tosses her into the ring. AND LOOK AT NIKKI KIMURA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING JUST PUNT KASAI IN THE HEAD! KASAI is down and she catches Ashlynn climbing the ropes.
Gavin Kirkland: Ashlynn is on the top rope AND NIKKI WITH A RIGHT HAND STUNS ASHLYNN! Ashlynn lost all that momentum and NIKKI IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS WELL!!
Stew-O: Nikki and Ashlynn are fighting on the top turnbuckle trying to gain the advantage. These two ladies are throwing haymakers on the top rope and neither lady is wanting to give an inch–
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!! NIKKI HAS STOPPED WITH THE PUNCHES! WHAT HAPPENED?!?
Persephone: It was the action figure, stupid. Ashlynn still had the action figure with her AND SHE JUST JAMMED RIGHT INTO NIKKI’S EYE SOCKET! COME ON! PULL OUT THE EYEBALL!!
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI GRABS HER EYE AS SHE LOSES HER BALANCE AND ASHLYNN THROWS A RIGHT HAND TO FINISH THE JOB AND SENDS NIKKI CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Leave it to Veena Adams to make this match more interesting and Ashlynn looks to fly from the top rope–
Stew-O: BEA VALENTINE OUT OF NOWHERE KNOCKS ASHLYNN OFF BALANCE AND SHE LANDS HARD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Ladies and gentlemen, she will not sprain any ankles when she landed.
Persephone: That stupid bitch! Voltage or not, don’t hurt someone in Veena’s social circle! Ashlynn falls forward and Bea grabs her legs and walks her to the middle of the ring–
Stew-O: BEA WITH THE ALABAMA SLAM RIGHT ONTO NIKKI’S BARBED WIRE CHAIR!! WHAT AN UGLY LANDING AND DID YOU HEAR THAT SCREECH ON IMPACT FROM ASHLYNN?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think Gucci or Versace can teach you how to land on barbed wire like that. Ashlynn has been craving chances like these to prove herself. Welcome to the big times, Ashlynn. You got your wish, my beauty.
Stew-O: Have you ever been called a stalker in your life? Nevermind. Ashlynn is down right now and Bea looks to try for the cover and eliminate Ashlynn Quinn–
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: WHERE THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM? KASAI WITH A KENDO STICK TO THE HEAD! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF THE BEA-UTIFUL BEA VALENTINE! LOOK AT HER! SHE’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN!
Persephone: You know, if you ask me, I don’t think Bea has ever looked better. You’ll earn a few more points on my tolerance list if you make it worse, KASAI. Rare chance for you.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI does take the kendo stick back AND SHE CRACKS BEA IN THE HEAD ONCE AGAIN! SHE NEEDS TO STOP THAT! NO MORE BLOOD!
Persephone: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IDIOT! WE WANT ALL THE BLOOD! Great! Now we have another bitch entering this match. This is going to suck. Pick up the pace people!!
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(BUZZ!!!)
(The lights dim again as we are down to two pods and the light shines on one of the pods before alternating between Sally and Rory. The spotlight starts to slow down before landing on the chamber pod…)
(… OF SALLY!!)
Stew-O: UH OH! Ladies, you better be ready because here comes the deranged, the demented, the very scary Sally and you know that pain and destruction are right up Sally’s alley.
Persephone: Oh great! The demonic jezebel has come out to play. Now where in the hell did she come up with a scepter of all things.
Stew-O: Don’t ask me. I don’t question what Sally does because if I did, she would beat the crap out of us. All she wants to do is beat people.
Gavin Kirkland: I heard that she is either immortal or a time traveler. Why? Because that scepter belonged to Count Dracula himself.
Stew-O: Isn’t Dracula just a book?
Gavin Kirkland: What’s your point?
Persephone: Is it possible to have a medical episode due to being around a massive amount of stupidity? I think I am having one now.
Gavin Kirkland: Damn. I didn’t know you were so stupid.
Persephone: I am going to hurt you. You won’t know when or how, but you are going to get hurt. Luis, my darling, if you are listening his name is Gavin Kirkland and he is an idiot.
Stew-O: Sally is just slowly coming out of her chamber pod as she glares at her competition. Nobody has been eliminated yet so she has many choices as to who to go after.
Persephone: Go for them all. Take them all out so we can end this match faster. If anybody can do it, it’s this crazy bitch.
Stew-O: I think we have our first contestant as KASAI has taken Bea Valentine down and now she’s going after Sally. KASAI jumps onto the top rope looking for a missile dropkick–
Gavin Kirkland: NOBODY HOME AND KASAI CRASHES ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR ONCE AGAIN! KASAI is getting back to her feet as she turns around to a very demented Sally–
Stew-O: AND SALLY JUST CRACKED KASAI IN THE HEAD WITH HER SCEPTER! OH MY GAWD! KASAI IS HOLDING HER FACE AND HEAD AFTER THAT SHOT!
Gavin Kirkland: What is it with these people? Smashing each other in the face with these weapons? I don’t like it.
Persephone: BECAUSE THAT’S THE POINT OF THE MATCH? DAMN! No person could actually be this stupid.
Gavin Kirkland: Sally grabs Kasai by the hair and we can see that KASAI is now bleeding. The Crimson Mask claims another participant.
Persephone: I know! I love it! The blood is the best part of this match. I missed the Extreme part of this match last year. Look at this blood just staining the ring. It’s like Christmas comes early.
Stew-O: A happy Persephone is a scary Persephone as Sally still has hold of KASAI AND SALLY IS USING THE SCEPTER TO CHOKE OUT KASAI! IF KASAI PASSES OUT, THE REFEREE COULD RULE IT AS AN ELIMINATION!
Persephone: So what? One less person in the match and one person closer to ending this match so I can see my Luis. Now we see Kasai trying to fight back. It wouldn’t be EAW without these “determined” and these “tough as hell” Elitists. I hate it.
Stew-O: KASAI is doing anything she can to try and get free but the fight is starting to slow. This might be it. This might the end of KASAI in the Elimination Chamber–
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: ASHLYNN QUINN! ASHLYNN CRACKS NIKKI’S BARBED WIRE CHAIR OVER SALLY’S BACK AND THAT FORCES SALLY TO DROP KASAI AND TURN TO ASHLYNN!
Stew-O: Oh Ashlynn. Oh that might have been a mistake right there as Sally is staring a hole through Ashlynn. Knowing Sally, she might have liked getting hit with that chair.
Gavin Kirkland: Sally thrives with the aura of pain and destruction, even if it’s towards herself. Come on, Ashlynn. You’ll have to fight Sally in order to win.
Persephone: Come on! Ashlynn is being backed into a literal corner right now because of that steel chair shot and Ashlynn might be in a mess of trouble. Ashlynn can’t move and THAT JEZEBEL THROWS A STRAIGHT PUNCH–
Gavin Kirkland: ASHLYNN GOT THE CHAIR UP TO DEFEND HERSELF AND SALLY PUNCHES THE BARBED WIRE! Her hand is deep in the barbed wire AS SHE JUST RIPS IT RIGHT OUT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!
Persephone: Does this Sally know pain? Crazy bitch! She is holding her scepter in one hand and her other hand is bleeding. This is kinda cool. More blood is fine with me.
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?!? SALLY IS LICKING HER BLEEDING HAND! THAT IS CRASS AND PERVERSE! ASHLYNN IS JUST WATCHING THIS ALL HAPPEN WITH A STUNNED LOOK ON HER FACE!
Persephone: This psycho bitch has a damn screw loose like she enjoys the taste of her own blood, BUT ASHLYNN TAKES A CHANCE TO GET FREE BY STRIKING SALLY WITH A RIGHT HAND!
Stew-O: Sally was stunned and Ashlynn tries to get away, BUT SALLY HITS ASHLYNN WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND PULLS HER BACK BY THE HAIR!!
Gavin Kirkland: Did you guys hear that scream from Ashlynn? It’s almost like she knows she’s in a huge mess of trouble right now.
Stew-O: SALLY HAS THE SCEPTER AROUND ASHLYNN’S NECK! NOW SHE IS GOING TO TRY AND CHOKE OUT ASHLYNN! NOW IT’S ASHLYNN’S TURN TO TRY AND GET FREE OR ELSE SHE COULD BE THE FIRST ELIMINATION–
(SPRAY!)
Gavin Kirkland: BEA VALENTINE WITH THE MACE ONCE AGAIN! Sally might like that as well, but it worked. Sally looked to be blinded by the Specialists Champion after being sprayed by mace.
(CRACK!)
Persephone: THAT NIKKI KIMURA WEIRDO FOUND HER STEEL CHAIR AND CRACKED SALLY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! Nikki pulls the chair off of Sally BEFORE RAMMING IT RIGHT INTO HER KIDNEYS! LET’S SEE MORE BLOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: We might have to hold off for a second on the blood because the timer is up for the final time in this Extreme Elimination Chamber. Since there’s only one person left, it should be no surprise as to who is next.
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(BUZZ!!!)
(Since there’s only one pod left, the lights have dimmed and the spotlight shines on the last unopened pod. The entire arena knows who is being released…)
(RORY SLATE!)
Persephone: If you ask me, it’s a very underwhelming choice as the last entrant, but I guess Rory Slate gets that honor… woohoo.
Stew-O: Your sarcasm is duly noted and HERE COMES RORY SLATE! Rory climbs onto the top rope AND SHE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES EVERYBODY DOWN!
Persephone: She grabs KASAI and brings her to her feet before pushing her back towards the steel chains. Thank gawd, we have no more bitches entering this match. Six too many for my liking.
Stew-O: Rory is throwing kicks into the midsection of KASAI. Now Rory uses her boot AND SHE PUTS IT RIGHT AGAINST KASAI’S THROAT TO CHOKE HER! Remember that there are no disqualifications in this match.
Gavin Kirkland: That position left her vulnerable to an attack WITH SALLY ATTACKING HER FROM BEHIND WITH THAT SCEPTER AGAIN! THE SCEPTER TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Stew-O: KASAI falls to the steel as Sally grabs Rory in the gutwrench position AND THROWS HER INTO THE RING WITH THE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: Rory is down in the ring AND SALLY COMES IN THE HARD WAY WITH A SOMERSAULT LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS RORY’S THROAT AND NECK!
Persephone: How could you idiots not notice the best part? That demon seed is bleeding from the back of her head. I love it!! All the blood. All the time. Violence and pain. All I need is Luis here instead of Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: Shut up, you bitter hag! Right now, Rory hasn’t moved off the leg drop and Sally goes for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHH–
Persephone: … and the creepy skater bitch kicks out. Why did she have to go and do that? That means no eliminations yet in this Elimination Chamber. That needs to change SOON!
Stew-O: Sally has a demonic look in her eyes as she grabs that scepter of hers again and points the tip of the scepter down. SHE’S GONNA STAB RORY!
Persephone: YES! YES! YES! KILL THE BITCH!! COME ON!! SHE’S GONNA DO IT–
Stew-O: NIKKI KIMURA WITH THE MISSILE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THAT SENDS SALLY FALLING! Nikki is back to her feet and she eyes the scepter.
Gavin Kirkland: What in the hell is she doing? It looks like she has found a way to open up the blood filled jewel of the scepter–
Stew-O: OH MY GAWD!! SHE JUST DRANK THE BLOOD FROM THE SCEPTER! WHY DID SHE DO THAT? THAT IS DISGUSTING!
Gavin Kirkland: Stew-O, I think I am going to puke. Hold on a second.
Persephone: This is awesome! I think I can tolerate her a little more now. What is she going to do now?
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki is waiting for Sally to get back to her feet. Sally is up and I don’t think she has an idea what is about to happen–
Persephone: OHHHHH YESSSS! NIKKI JUST SPEWED TO BLOOD IN THE EYES OF THAT DEMONIC PSYCHO SALLY! SALLY GOT BLINDED BY THE BLOOD FROM HER OWN SCEPTER!
Stew-O: Sally can’t see as she falls to her knees! SALLY HAS BEEN BLINDED! Nikki sees a golden opportunity as she hits the ropes–
Persephone: KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF SALLY’S HEAD! COME ON, BITCH! DON’T WASTE ANY TIME! We might have a smart one in this match as Nikki goes for the cover on Sally!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: SALLY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Well there you have it! The Elimination Chamber has claimed its first victim of the night as Sally has been eliminated. I’ll admit and say that this might be a small upset with Nikki eliminating Sally.
Gavin Kirkland: It is not an upset because Showdown has the best wrestlers.
(Nikki gets back to her feet as Sally is being helped out of the chamber.)
Stew-O: Nikki watches Sally leaving the chamber AND ASHLYNN QUINN ATTACKS NIKKI FROM BEHIND! Ashlynn is just pounding the crap out of Nikki BEFORE BREAKING ANOTHER VEENA ADAMS ACTION FIGURE ACROSS NIKKI’S FOREHEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: How many of those damn action figures does Ashlynn have? I wonder if she would let me have one.
Persephone: No.
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t see why not because it looks like she has an unlimited–
Persephone: NO!! You sick pervert. Nikki was taken down to a knee and Ashlynn grabs a broken piece of the action figure. One with a jagged end. Ashlynn has a headlock on Nikki–
Stew-O: ASHLYNN DRAGS THE JAGGED ACTION FIGURE PIECE ACROSS NIKKI’S FACE AND NIKKI HAS THE INFAMOUS CRIMSON MASK NOW!!
Persephone: Pain and agony with the most unlikely of weapons makes for a happy Persephone. Ashlynn is still stabbing Nikki in the face AND THAT DUMB BITCH RORY COMES BACK WITH THAT DAMN SKATEBOARD TO ASHLYNN’S FACE!
Stew-O: We can see almost immediately that the nails have punctured Ashlynn’s face and she is now bleeding as well!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S A MILLION DOLLAR FACE YOU’RE BEATING ON THERE, RORY! I HOPE YOU GET WHAT’S COMING TO YOU! KASAI is back in the match with a kick to Rory’s face.
Stew-O: We can see on the other side, Bea taking advantage of Ashlynn and just punching her out. KASAI quickly goes to the outside and grabs her kendo stick before coming back into the ring AND CRACKING RORY IN THE BACK WITH THE KENDO STICK!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI has hold of Rory and drags her to the corner. KASAI is sitting on the top turnbuckle as she grabs Rory AND STARTS CHOKING HER WITH THE KENDO STICK! THE BARBED WIRE STICKING DEEP IN RORY’S THROAT!
Persephone: She can do that all night and I wouldn’t mind. The blood is starting to trickle from her neck! SLIT HER THROAT, HUNTRESS! LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME!
Gavin Kirkland: She removes the kendo stick from Rory’s throat AND NOW JAMS IT INTO HER FOREHEAD! OH MY GAWD!!
Persephone: Is the barbed wire sticking in her eye? I hope so! Pop that sucker out and let’s see some real gore AND NOW SHE DRAGS THE KENDO STICK ACROSS RORY’S FOREHEAD!! MORE BLOOD! MORE PAIN!
Stew-O: Rory’s face is now bleeding as she tortures Rory, BUT RORY GRABS HOLD OF THE KENDO STICK AND SNAPS KASAI OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHE LANDS RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Persephone: Rory is trying to keep the blood from running into her eyes as she brings KASAI back to her feet and picks her up BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!
Stew-O: KASAI DROPPED RIGHT ON HER HEAD OFF THE PILEDRIVER AND RORY ROLLS HER OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI GETS HER SHOULDER UP AT TWO! KASAI IS STILL IN THE MATCH AND WE STILL HAVE FIVE ELITISTS LEFT!
Stew-O: Here comes Bea Valentine with A DROPKICK RIGHT TO RORY’S THROAT! THAT SENDS RORY HEAD OVER HEELS AND THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: I love Bea, but I don’t love her chances. The Specialists Championship has changed hands at the last two Road to Redemptions and Bea does NOT wanna make it three. I hope so because the title would come to Showdown.
Persephone: You are an annoying pain in everybody’s ass, Gavin. Right now, that bimbo Bea has Rory back on her feet AND SHE CLOBBERS HER WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! GRAB THE WEAPONS AGAIN AND HAVE MORE BLOOD FLOW!
Gavin Kirkland: This match isn’t all about the blood, Persephone. There is a Championship on the line right now.
Persephone: Leave and never come back! This is all about the blood and gore as Bea climbs up to the top rope. SOMEBODY HIT HER!
Stew-O: Rory hasn’t moved as BEA JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE FOR THE FROG SPLASH, BUT RORY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND “FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEA” ENDS AS QUICKLY AS IT STARTED!
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHA BITCH CRASHED AND BURNED! THIS IS GREAT! I love seeing these dumb bitches make asses out of themselves AND HERE COMES ASHLYNN QUINN WITH A RUNNING PUMP KICK! DO IT FOR VEENA!
Stew-O: The Champion is down and Ashlynn looks to go for the cover BUT RORY RUNS IN WITH A SPINEBUSTER TAKING DOWN QUINN!
Gavin Kirkland: Rory goes to grab Ashlynn, BUT KASAI TURNS RORY AROUND AND TRIES TO BRING HER DOWN FOR A KEY LOCK–
Stew-O: RORY SHOWS SOME POWER BY LIFTING HER UP AND TOSSING HER OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR! I THINK KASAI HIT THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: That could have been a knockout shot right there and Rory now climbs up to the top rope in the hopes of eliminating KASAI–
Persephone: NIKKI JUST SHOVED RORY OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE STEEL FLOOR! SKATER BITCH LANDS ON HER HEAD!! IS SHE DEAD?
Gavin Kirkland: She’s not dead, but she might be as Nikki climbs up to the top rope now. Will she find the same fate as Rory.
Persephone: Bitch doesn’t AND NIKKI KIMU-BITCH JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE ROPE AND HITS THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! BOTH BOOTS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CHEST AND LUNGS OF RORY AND NIKKI GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: RORY SLATE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: NIKKI KIMURA DOES IT AGAIN! Nikki has eliminated Sally and now Rory Slate. We have four competitors left and unfortunately the Specialists Championship will not be coming to Dynasty.
Persephone: Sucks to suck, dumbass!!
Stew-O: It’s three Showdowns against one Voltage, but can we talk about Nikki Kimura. Two eliminations out of two. She is making a statement in this match.
Gavin Kirkland: She could go all the way and win this thing as the referees help Rory out of the Chamber and we are down to KASAI, Kimura, Quinn, and Valentine. COME ON SHOWDOWN!!
Stew-O: Nikki is back to her feet and she goes right to the Specialists Champion and puts the boots to Bea Valentine. Bea tries to roll to the ropes to get a breakaway, BUT NIKKI GRABS THE BLONDE LOCKS OF THE CHAMPION!
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki is pulling Bea back into the ring and whips her to the ropes. Bea comes back AND NIKKI GOES BACK TO BASICS WITH AN ARM DRAG TAKING BEA DOWN!
Persephone: You mean back to boring, right? Where’s the weapons? I want more weapons! Bea gets back to her feet AND ASHLYNN QUINN OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES BEA DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea goes for the ride and KASAI USES THE KENDO STICK AROUND BEA’S THROAT AND PULLS HER OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING TO THE STEEL FLOOR
Persephone: Ashlynn gets back to her feet AND THAT BITCH NIKKI TURNS HER AROUND AND KICKS HER IN THE GUT! Nikki hooks both arms AND LOOKS FOR THE TIGER SUPLEX–
Stew-O: ASHLYNN LANDS ON HER FEET! Ashlynn hits the ropes AND HITS THE LOU THESZ PRESS AND SHE IS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AGAINST NIKKI’S SKULL!
Persephone: Ashlynn is back up to her feet and she goes back to that handbag she brought and SHE PULLS OUT ANOTHER VEENA ADAMS ACTION FIGURE! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: Ashlynn goes back to Nikki who has just made it back to her feet. Nikki turns around AND ASHLYNN THROWS THE ACTION FIGURE AND HITS NIKKI IN THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: That action figure hit Nikki in the nose AND THAT WAS ENOUGH OF A DISTRACTION TO FOR ASHLYNN TO HIT NIKKI WITH THE RUNNING KNEE!
Stew-O: Nikki was blasted in the face and she turns her back to Ashlynn WHO GRABS HER WAIST AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! “NOSTYLIST” COMBINATION BY ASHLYNN QUINN AS SHE BRIDGES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI KICKS OUT AT TWO AND ASHLYNN LETS OUT A SCREAM OF FRUSTRATION! Ashlynn pulls Nikki back to her feet and hits the ropes BEFORE JUMPING IN THE AIR FOR A DDT-
Persephone: NIKKI THROWS ASHLYNN OFF BUT ASHLYNN LANDS ON HER FEET AND FIRES OFF A SUPERKICK THAT TAKES NIKKI OFF HER FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki could be knocked out after that kick and Ashlynn wants more. Ashlynn drags Nikki over to the corner and she climbs up to the top rope.
Persephone: NO SHE ISN’T! Ashlynn looks up at the top of the chamber pod AND SHE CONTINUES TO CLIMB! ASHLYNN IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD–
Stew-O: KASAI WITH SALLY’S SCEPTER CRACKS ASHLYNN IN THE SPINE! KASAI starts the climb to try and take Ashlynn down.
Persephone: That bitch KASAI is trying to take Ashlynn to the ground and these two are throwing hands while trying to make it to the top of the pod.
Stew-O: KASAI is getting the upper hand AND KASAI IS ABOUT TO TAKE ASHLYNN DOWN TO THE FLOOR–
(SPRAY!!)
Gavin Kirkland: BEA VALENTINE WITH THE MACE AGAIN! BEA USED THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER TO CLIMB UP AND SPRAY KASAI IN THE FACE WITH THE MACE!
Stew-O: BEA LEAPS FROM THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER AND HITS KASAI WITH A MODIFIED SLINGBLADE TAKING KASAI AND HERSELF OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR THE TIME BEING
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT NIKKI! NIKKI IS BACK UP AND SHE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES AND CLIMBS OVER ASHLYNN AND IS NOW SITTING ON HER SHOULDERS!
Persephone: I don’t know what this hag has planned, but I hope it’s dangerous and causes a lot of damage. I love the agony.
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki is getting herself in position as she wraps her legs tightly around Ashlynn’s neck AND FLIPS BACK TAKING ASHLYNN OFF THE CHAMBER POD AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A MODIFIED AVALANCHE POISONRANA!
Persephone: OH MY GAWD! NO!!! ANYBODY BUT HER! NIKKI IS BARELY MOVING AS SHE SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TO ASHLYNN AND DRAPES HER ARM OVER FOR THE COVER! COME ON, ASHLYN!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: ASHLYNN QUINN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Ashlynn Quinn fought so hard in her first appearance in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. She was trying for an ultra high risk move, but it proved to be her downfall as she was eliminated!
Persephone: THAT’S BULLSHIT!! FIX! CONSPIRACY! She was trained by Veena! How could she be eliminated? This match officially sucks now!
Stew-O: How could you say that? This match has been amazing AND NIKKI KIMURA HAS BEEN CLEANING HOUSE IN THIS MATCH!
Gavin Kirkland: Three eliminations in this match and Nikki Kimura did all three eliminations. I told you that Showdown was going to win the Specialists Championship.
Stew-O: I don’t know about any of you, but Nikki Kimura could be the Cinderella story of the season. She is two eliminations away from a clean sweep and the Specialists Championship.
Gavin Kirkland: You got that right, Stew. We are down to the final three competitors. The Champion Bea Valentine, KASAI, and Nikki Kimura. Who will leave as Champion?
Persephone: Ashlynn Quinn is gone, so I could give two shits less. Now I just want this match to end.
Gavin Kirkland: Right now all three women are down and trying to recover, so it remains to be seen who will get back to their feet first and it looks like it is the Champion who is up first.
Persephone: That bimbo is back to her feet and she slowly limps her way over to the scepter and picks it up before taking a small bow which gets the crowd booing loudly. Stupid bitch.
Stew-O: Now is not the time to showboat because Bea can still lose the title in this match. Now both KASAI and Nikki are pulling themselves to their feet.
Persephone: Which loser is the bimbo going to go after AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S NIKKI KIMURA! TEACH HER A LESSON FOR ELIMINATING MY GIRL VEENA’S FRIEND!
Stew-O: BEA IS JUST CLOBBERING THE CRAP OUT OF NIKKI WITH THAT SCEPTER, BUT NIKKI IS STILL FIGHTING! SHE IS ENDURING THE SHOTS FROM THE CHAMPION BEFORE JUST FIRING BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: STOP HITTING THE TIMELESS BEAUTY BEA VALENTINE IN THE FACE!! But Bea was staggered after that shot AND NIKKI CLOTHESLINES BEA BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: Bea is up and she is scrambling to the corner to try and get away from Nikki, BUT NIKKI RUNS FULL SPEED INTO THE CORNER WITH THE DROPKICK THAT SENDS BEA STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER–
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki grabs Bea and hooks the leg BEFORE TAKING HER UP AND OVER WITH A FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! NIKKI KEEPS THE BRIDGE FOR THE COVER! WILL IT BE FOUR IN A ROW FOR NIKKI?
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!
(CRACK!)
Persephone: KASAI WITH NIKKI’S STEEL CHAIR CRACKS BOTH OF THEM IN THE FACE AND THEY ARE BLEEDING AGAIN! SHE BROKE UP THE COVER, BUT I DON’T CARE! WE HAVE MORE BLOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI grabs Bea first AND JUST SPIKES HER WITH THE DDT ON THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR AND BEA IS NOT MOVING! Now KASAI grabs the barbed wire kendo stick and goes to Nikki.
Persephone: KASAI gets the kendo stick right where she wants it at the base of Nikki’s throat AND SHE TURNS IT INTO THE “BURNING EMPRESS”! HELL’S GATE STYLE SUBMISSION APPLIED HERE!
Stew-O: NIKKI IS FIGHTING ALL SHE CAN TO GET FREE, BUT THE KENDO STICK IS RIGHT ON NIKKI’S NECK! NIKKI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE CONTINUES TO FIGHT!
Persephone: LOOK AT THIS BITCH! She has adjusted her position quick enough to move the barbed wire kendo stick from Nikki’s neck INTO HER MOUTH! LOOK AT THE BLOOD STARTING TO DRIP FROM HER MOUTH! AWESOME!
Stew-O: NIKKI IS FIGHTING WITH ALL HER MIGHT! SHE NEEDS TO THINK OF A WAY TO GET FREE OR THE CINDERELLA STORY COULD BE OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI is taking some damage as well. She is willing to put her body on the line for the sake of SHOWDOWN!
Stew-O: … and the Specialists Championship.
Gavin Kirkland: That too.
Persephone: KASAI HAS THAT SUBMISSION IN TIGHT! EITHER LET THE HOLD GO OR SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DIE! NIKKI IS TRYING TO MOVE KASAI ENOUGH TO PUT HER SHOULDERS DOWN FOR A COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S NOT WORKING AS NIKKI IS IN SO MUCH PAIN NOW AS SHE IS DOING ANYTHING SHE CAN TO GET FREE AND SHE JUST DOESN’T WANNA GIVE IT UP!
Persephone: How precious you stupid nitwit. WAIT—
Bella Braxton: NIKKI KIMURA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: NIKKI PASSED OUT! HER FIGHT WAS SLOWING DOWN AND NIKKI KIMURA JUST COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! HER BODY JUST QUIT! She tried to fight out of KASAI’s “Burning Empress” submission, but it was not meant to be. Unfortunately for her, Nikki is eliminated. The crowd is not happy about that one bit, but what an amazing performance by this young competitor.
Persephone: Yeah, yeah. Heartbreaking story, but we are so close to finishing this match and I can’t wait.
Stew-O: We are down to the final two. Either Bea Valentine or KASAI are going to leave Road to Redemption as the Specialists Champion. These two have been through literal hell in this Elimination Chamber.
Gavin Kirkland: Now we are down to the home stretch as the referee helps Nikki out of the chamber while both KASAI and also Bea are getting back to their feet. Look at Bea.
Stew-O: After that DDT onto the chair, Bea’s head is bleeding. These two are just glaring at each other. These two want to win in the very worst way possible.
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK CATCHES BEA IN THE FACE AND BEA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND COMES BACK TO KASAI, WHO GRABS HOLD OF BEA AND TAKES HER OVER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Persephone: BREAK HER NECK! DAMN! She rolled back to her feet AND KASAI WITH THE HURRICANRANA, BUT BEA MANAGES TO PUSH HER BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI lands on her feet AND BEA MANAGES TO COUNTER IT INTO A HALF NELSON NECKBREAKER! CREATIVE COUNTER BY THE BEAUTIFUL BEA VALENTINE!
Persephone: Will you stop that, you sick bastard? Now that bimbo Bea picks up KASAI and whips her to the corner. Bea grabs the chair AND RUNS FULL SPEED IN THE CORNER FOR THE DOUBLE KNEES–
Stew-O: KASAI GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND BEA CRASHES INTO THE CORNER AS THE KNEES GO INTO THE BARBED WIRE OF THE CHAIR!
Persephone: WHAT AN IDIOT! She deserved that for trying something so stupid. She pulls the chair out of her knees as KASAI HITS A KNEE ACROSS THE THROAT OF THE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: Bea is in pain as KASAI has her eyes on the Chamber pod AND SHE STARTS TO CLIMB UP THE POD! SHE TRIED BEFORE AND SHE HOPES IT WILL WORK THIS TIME!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT THIS! BEA IS BACK UP AS WELL AS SHE GRABS THE BLOODY SCEPTER AND STARTS TO CLIMB UP ON THE OTHER SIDE!
Stew-O: This fight is going to be up high in the air ladies and gentlemen and I am afraid that this might be where the match will end.
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH WOMEN HAVE MADE IT UP TO THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD AND THEY ARE THROWING PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER WHILE BEA CRACKS KASAI IN THE GUT WITH THE SCEPTER–
Persephone: BUT THAT OTHER WEIRDO IS STILL STANDING AND SHE GETS BEA IN THE AIR IN THE ARGENTINE RACK! A FALL IN THAT POSITION COULD KILL BEA! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Gavin Kirkland: BEA WITH THE ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND SHE SAVES HERSELF AS WELL AS HER TITLE! NOW LOOK AT THESE TWO WOMEN JUST GO!
Persephone: THESE TWO ARE FIGHTING ON THE POD AND I HOPE THEY BOTH FALL! THAT MEANS THAT EVERYBODY DIED AND NOBODY WINS! That works for me!
Stew-O: Enough of that, BUT BEA GETS THE ADVANTAGE WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BEFORE SHE GRABS HOLD OF THE SCEPTER SHE BROUGHT UP AS WELL AS KASAI!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS! BEA HOOKS KASAI’S ARMS WHILE THE SCEPTER IS POSITIONED AGAINST HER THROAT! BEA LOOKS DOWN AND TAKES A BREATH BEFORE JUMPING AND TAKING BOTH HERSELF AND KASAI OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD–
Stew-O: OH MY GAWD! “BEA MY VALENTINE” UNPRETTIER OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD TO THE MAT AND KASAI’S FACE WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WHILE THE SCEPTER CRUSHES HER THROAT! BOTH WOMEN ARE BARELY MOVING AS BEA MUSTERS UP ENOUGH STRENGTH TO ROLL KASAI OVER! KASAI STILL HAS THE CHAIR STUCK TO HER FACE AS BEA DRAPES HERSELF OVER KASAI FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Bewitched’ starts playing again as Bea slowly and I mean SLOWLY rolls off of KASAI as the doors to the chamber open as referees and EMT begin to check on the ladies before Bella Braxton announces the final decision.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner OF THE 2023 SPECIALISTS EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH…
Bella Braxton: AND STILLLLLLLLLLL THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! BEEEEEEEEEA VALENTINE!
Persephone: How in the hell did that bitch make it out alive? I CALL FIX!
Stew-O: We just witnessed an amazing match right here and you are complaining about having a winner.
Persephone: Duh. I wanted to see six bitches die and I only got five and a half. The last one is just brutally maimed.
Gavin Kirkland: Stop complaining! The BEA-utiful Bea Valentine did exactly what she said she was going to do and that was to keep Gloria.
(Cornelius comes down the ramp and enters the chamber as he helps Bea back to her feet. The referee tries to hand Bea the belt, but Bea snatches Gloria from the referee and Cornelius raises Bea’s arm in victory.)
Stew-O: You’d have to think that the odds weren’t necessarily in her favor since she entered the Chamber at Number 3, but she proved a lot of people wrong here tonight as she retains the title here tonight.
Persephone: Good for her. Now let’s move on with this show. Sick of looking at these bitches.
Gavin Kirkland: Stop being so negative! Six beautiful women fought hard and showed that they are true threats in the ring and are destined to be future Champions.
(Bea takes one last look at the EMTs checking on KASAI before Cornelius helps out of the ring and the chamber before heading up the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: We have to give credit to Sally, Rory, Ashlynn, Nikki, and KASAI. They all put their bodies and their hearts on the line for the chance to become Specialists Champion. This chamber was no doubt the breakout star-making performance for Nikki Kimura. She eliminated half the field and even though she was eventually eliminated, if there was any doubt towards her as a competitor, she removed it tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not happy that Showdown doesn’t leave with the Specialists Championship, but KASAI was so close. She almost turned her win in the Divide and Conquer match at Territorial Invasion into becoming Specialists Champion tonight.
Persephone: But it doesn’t, so suck it up bitch! I don’t like this blonde bimb, but if it means keeping a title on Voltage and away from your creepy ass, I’ll tolerate it for a bit longer… now that I can focus my attention on Luis.
Stew-O: Lucky him. Either way, Bea Valentine defied the odds and retained her title here at Road to Redemption! Congrats to Bea on a successful title defense.
(The final shot has Bea still being held up by Cornelius at the top of the entrance ramp as she holds up the Specialists Championship “Gloria” with a devilish grin on her face knowing she survived the chamber as the shot fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for NBA 2K24 featuring Ronn Banks and Jake Smith.)
(As Road to Redemption comes back from commercial break, “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits as Richard Grant can be seen making his entrance. He walks up the stairs and enters the ring, already having a microphone in hand. He dons a clean-looking tan suit with a white button down and teal tie. His thinning hair is slicked back. With how he looks, it’s as if he has a lot to say. With Kensingten not with him, some of the fans murmuring, wondering what sort of address is going to come out.)
Stew-O: A far more serious and genuine look on Dynasty GM’s Richard Grant’s face. I wonder what this could be about. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Right? I mean, he has to be here for a good reason.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it, and the fans here are just as curious as us! What could be going on here?
(Is it good? Bad? Who knows. All everyone knows is that Richard has something to say, and as his theme music dies down, he speaks.)
Richard Grant: You know, in life, you just gotta take that next leap of faith. Being on this show has shown me the importance of taking what you want as soon as possible, because you never know when the same opportunities will ever present themselves to you. Life is unpredictable, and sometimes, you have to seize the moment when it comes knocking.
(Grant pauses for a moment, surveying the crowd before continuing.)
Richard Grant: I guess the age adds to it as well. I’ve been here for a long time, and I’ve seen and done many things. However, time is fleeting and isn’t infinite. The years bring experience, wisdom, and a sense of urgency. The opportunities we have today may not be there tomorrow. It’s a lesson I’ve learned the hard way. And as I stand before you tonight, I can’t help but reflect on the journey. It puts everything into perspective, such as my connection with Kensingten.
(Some fans start to boo. However, Richard continues on, not paying them any mind.)
Richard Grant: You see, we’ve gotten close. Real close. Over the past six months, she and I have faced challenges, made tough decisions, and shared triumphs. But like everything in life, relationships evolve. Sometimes, they face strain, and sometimes, they strengthen. At least for us, we’ve dealt with more good than bad, that has led us to a point where we’ve become inseparable. It’s something that I don’t want to get whittled away over time.
(Richard pauses.)
Richard Grant: We have always put Dynasty first. We both have been focused on maintaining a careful balance when it came to our show, ensuring it thrives. However, I’ve always wanted to make sure that we ourselves continued to thrive together as well. Kensingten Calhoun-Astor means the whole world to me, and I don’t ever want that to be lost.
(That’s when Richard turns towards the stage.)
Richard Grant: So, Kensingten? Kensi? Would you please come out?
(More mururs pour from the crowd as they try to piece together the vague words and what Richard is getting at. However, mystery wouldn’t wrack them for long. ‘Sacrifice’ by Bebe Rexha hits, and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor shows up wearing a red dress with matching heels, blonde strands swooped to the side. She looks a bit surprised, but she’s here, and she makes her way towards the ring. Her confusion ultimately leaves, and she smiles at her beloved.)
Jake Mercer: Aww, isn’t this cute? Who could ever hate on the it couple of EAW? 🥹
(The fans, as they boo when Kensingten and Richard meet up with a kiss. The two look to the fans, rolling their eyes.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Leave it to you people to not appreciate genuine love. Then again, this city is hardly known for being romantic.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Richard Grant: You’re telling me! Nothing but bad seeds all around. Thank goodness there have been no creeps willing to try and steal you away from me. You’re far too precious.
(The fans continue to boo, clearly not appreciative of the disrespect being shown to the city. Richard and Kensingten, however, seem unfazed, wrapped up in their own world, getting affectionate as they each hold one another’s hand.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You know, Richard, you are far too sweet. However, I have a feeling you aren’t just here because you want to show these people what it’s like to touch some grass and have a meaningful relationship.
Richard Grant: Heh, well, I could school these snappers about what true love is, but… I’ve been meaning to tell you something for a good while now, Kensi.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh?
(Curiosity pleasantly takes hold of her. She smiles, as if urging Richard on to carry on. He takes a deep breath, almost slightly nervous, but with her there, it’s as if his nerves can calm down. With a reassuring squeeze of his hand from his beloved, Richard speaks.)
Richard Grant: You see, Kensingten, I love you. I mean, I tell you that every single day, so it’s no secret, but… darn it, do I love you. You have made my life complete, and outside of just being witty and having an intelligent mind for this business, you are genuinely one of the kindest, sweetest, and most giving people I have ever met. It was hard for me not to be smitten with you.
Crowd: :francis:
(The couple shares another affectionate glance, seemingly impervious to the negativity in the arena.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Well, Richard, you already know how I feel about you. You are the love of my life, and the best man I have ever dated. Underneath that little rigid exterior is a caring man who has such a soft spot, and a heart that beats for not only the success of Dynasty but for our success as a couple. And, yes, you’ve made my life better, too. I never thought I’d find someone who understands the intricacies of this business and still manages to be my rock. You’ve brought joy, laughter, and unwavering support into my life. And for that, I’m grateful. I love you, Richard Grant, and I wouldn’t want to navigate this crazy journey with anyone else.
(Richard smiles, a genuine warmth in his eyes as the two share a tender moment in the center of the ring.)
Stew-O: Well, this has turned into quite the lovefest here on Road to Redemption. The fans may not be thrilled, but Richard and Kensingten seem to be in their own world.
Flannery McCoy: It’s certainly an unexpected twist. Love is in the air.
Jake Mercer: (sniffles) It’s… it’s so beautiful. Such pure love…
Flannery McCoy: You cannot be serious right now.
(But in the ring, Richard and Kensingten were serious as can be. Richard could feel his hear fluttering as he looks at the woman who meant the whole world to him.)
Richard Grant: You know, Kensi, even if these people can’t appreciate true love when they see it, there are people who know what it’s like.
(And that’s when his hand shifts off the side, leading Kensingten’s gaze. Her eyes fall to the front row, where…)
Stew-O: Hey, that’s Jon Conning! And isn’t that her daughter too, Dixie Rose?
(Sure enough, the cameras show off the EAW co-minorty owner, Jon Conning, sitting at ringside with a proud smile on his face. Next to him is a young girl, Dixie Rose, Kensingten’s daughter, who waves at her mom with excitement. More members of her family can be seen. Kensingten, surprised and delighted, looks at her daughter and uncle. She laughs and waves back.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Well, isn’t that a surprise! And here I thought little Dixie would be home right now getting a start on her holiday homework.
Dixie Rose: :troll:
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: At any rate, Richard, this is sweet. And I appreciate them being here.
Richard Grant: I hoped so, haha. But see, Kensi, it was an absolute privelege to meet them for Thanksgiving. I have also loved getting to know Dixie more, and she… she has become my own little daughter. I’ve never been more proud to have stepped up and be a father figure for her.
(At that point, the fans can’t even hate. A collective ‘awww’ is shared with the EAW universe.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: 🥹 You do?
Richard Grant: Of course. I have a genuine family with you, Kensingten, and I… want to be able to have that. Permanently.
(Kensingten blinks. Then, she chuckles.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, you naughty boy. Let’s save this talk for when we aren’t at the arena.
(Jon can be seen placing his hands over Dixie’s ears.)
Richard Grant: Ha! There’s that humor I love from ya. But no dear, I don’t mean it like that.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh? Then what did you mean?
(Richard takes a deep breath. His thumb gently brushes along Kensingten’s knuckles. He closes his eyes.)
Richard Grant: … I thought about this for a long time. Farther than you may think. I wanted to test the waters with the promise ring because I was unsure of how you’d react. However, after everything, I know for certain that you won’t make fun of me or, even worse, reject the love that I have for you entirely. I believe in us, Kensi, and I know that our connection goes beyond the business and the wrestling ring. So, I wanted to take this moment, in front of these fans, in front of your family, to ask you something.
(Richard takes a deep breath, his eyes locked onto Kensingten’s. That’s when he drops to one knee, and everyone realizes what’s happening.)
(The crowd’s reaction shifts from boos to a mix of surprise and anticipation. Kensingten’s eyes widen, a mixture of shock and joy crossing her face as the arena holds its breath for her response.
Richard Grant: Kensi…?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Yes, Richie…?
(He sighs, shaking his head.)
Richard Grant: No, I’ve got to do this proper. McKensingten Magnolia Calhoun-Astor, will you m—
(Suddenly, ‘Deli’ by Ice Spice hits.)
Crowd: :lupe: !!!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: ?
Richard Grant: What the…?
(The two look to the stage, and that’s when their mouths open up in shock. The fans start to cheer.)
Jake Mercer: OH, OF COURSE *THEY* WOULD INTERUPT SUCH A PRECIOUS MOMENT!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOSH! THAT’S–
Stew-O: – **TYRONE MONTGOMERY!!!!**
(Tyrone Montgomery is back off of his suspension, and the crowd goes wild! With him here, he has a microphone, looking straight at the couple. His theme fades. He shakes his head, chuckling.)
Tyrone Montgomery: What’s wrong? It’s like you’ve seen a ghost. :mjlol:
(The shocked couple soon look angry.)
Richard Grant: Boy, what the HELL are you even doing here?
Tyrone Montgomery: Doing everyone a favor by stopping them from seeing some old homeboy loving up on someone he has a decades-age gap with. :yikes: I may not like Kensingten, but I don’t want to see her have dust on her lips whenever she’s done smooching on you.
(Kensingten and Richard look absolutely insulted!)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: How DARE you, you uncouth fool! Who even allowed you to be here?!
Tyrone Montgomery: Hm… I don’t know, *Kensi*. How about the fact that I was *suspended* and not *fired*? That means there was a set amount of time for be away, but I was never going to be gone permanenetly. Then again, we’re seeing the southern United States’ education system being played out here. Thank God the people here in Mexico City are way smarter than you.
(The fans pop for that.)
Tyrone Montgomery: At any rate, no one here wants to see you two turn EAW into Love Island with graps. I’m surprised Dynasty hasn’t gone down the drain with how much you two have been smooching and making love to one another on a weekly basis and then want to act all surprised when the cameras catch you as if you aren’t on live television. Kensingten, you especially messed up, and trying to use your family connections against me has been the single dumbest thing you could ever do.
(Jon Conning frowns, glaring up on the stage.)
Tyrone Montgomery: At the very least, the time away allowed me to travel. I even got some vacationing done, which I haven’t been able to do in years. Have to try and do something positive after all while I was unfairly suspended from the post. I got to see some lovely places, like Mexico…
(Another roar of cheers from the fans.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Sweden, the Philippines, even Jamaica. It’s been a nice two months for me. However, one country that was of particular interest to me?
Tyrone Montgomery: *Saudi Arabia.*
(For whatever reason, Kensingten’s face turns white.)
Tyrone Montgomery: And I got to meet up with someone who you are well acquainted with, Kensingten… Prince Fayyaad al Ziyad!
(And that’s when *he* shows up, much to the shock of everyone in the arena)
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Prince Fayyaad: Hello, Kensingten.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: 🧍🏼♀️
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh, so you do remember him! Great! And so does everyone else. However, for the people who may not be up to speed, this man right here is not only a member of the Saudi Royal Family that EAW has partnered with for all of the past special Saudi events, but he is also **KENSINGTEN’S HUSBAND**.
(Kensingten grits her teeth.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Not anymore he is…
Tyrone Montgomery: Are you sure? Because it was an arranged marriage that was set up that your own uncle helped set up because your partner Lisa Wren almost screwed things up. And you know the crazy thing? The two of you were actually close. Isn’t it right, Prince Fayyaad?
Prince Fayyaad: Absolutely. Despite the arrangement, Kensingten and I took the moment to get to know one another better. I didn’t just want to see her as merely a wife for me out of convenience. I wanted to know the woman, the person, more than everything else, and I wanted to think she did the same with me. There was a genuine *love* between us. I even thought about adopting Dixie Rose so that I could step up and be a father for her. I *always* did have genuine feelings for her and I cared about her family.
Crowd: :wow:
(Dixie can be seen having a solemn look on her little face, remembering the Prince and the bond they shared. Prince Fayyaad himself looks down on the floor for a moment, slowly shaking his head as he can recall all of the feelings he had.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Huh. Well, would you look at that? The Prince did love her! However, it doesn’t seem like she reciprocated that feeling! Sure enough, when EAW partnered up with China and Disney, the royal family didn’t need to be catered to anymore, and Kensingten decided that she would throw away that genuine bond she formed, skating off with his money and left him high and dry as she came back here months later. However, it was never going to last.
(The prince looks back up, brushing off his own hurt feelings as he looks a bit more serious.)
Prince Fayyaad: Tyrone is right, Kensingten, and my apologies to you, Mr. Grant, but there is unfinished business at play here. There is much to collect here.
(Richard looks shocked. Kensingten is absolutely devastated by this blindside.)
Prince Fayyaad: So, I think we should cut to the chase. You aren’t going to be getting away with any of this, Kensingten. Besides, how long did you think you could keep this up? Did you truly think that I wouldn’t find out about your abhorrent actions, let alone take actions *myself* to ensure you wouldn’t get away freely? For a woman so smart, you sure can be ignorant at times.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, cry me a river. We’re done. I want nothing to do with you.
Prince Fayyaad: Ah, but that’s not what Saudi law says.
(Kensingten’s face drops.)
Prince Fayyaad: See, you are unable to marry anyone else because we’re still married on paper, and that ironclad Saudi paperwork does not allow any advantages to women when it come to the divorce process. Things would be absolute diffcult for you, and it’s not as if you can simply move on. Laws are laws for a reason.
(The prince then turns to Jon, who is absolutely livid.)
Jon Conning: (off-mic) Are you serious? What are you doing?!
Prince Fayyaad: Reminding everyone of the deal we had, which your niece ruined – and you *let* her. We may not be in business with the EAW anymore, but this is deeper than that. We have the right to detain her right now and have her face punishment under Saudi law since she *is* a Saudi citizen by marriage.
Crowd: :lupe:
Prince Fayyaad: And I don’t think any of you want *that* to happen, now, do you?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: … you sound like you want something. Or rather, *he* wants something from us.
(Tyrone grins.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Now the gears are turning. Good! See, its a simple decision: deal with the harsh consequences for stepping out of line, or just abide by my demands.
(Jon narrows his eyes.)
Jon Conning: (off-mic) Just get it over with.
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh, I will. See, my requests are simple: number one, I want the final say when it comes to all decisions being made on Dynasty. Secondly, I want a raise. These Christmas gifts aren’t going to buy themselves, you know.
(He shrugs, and the fans chuckle, relating to the woes of holiday shopping.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Besides, the results *I* brought to Dynasty are undeniable – we’re often seen as the A-show for a reason, and my work is just as equally as valuable as Richard and Kensingten’s. Oh, and would you look at *that*? Even with how much I can’t stand you guys for what you did to me, I’m *not* petty to the point where I’d disregard your input and the work you put in for Dynasty! Unlike you guys, I’m not some power-seeking bozo who’ll disregard people who are supposed to be my *partners*.
(The fans cheer, loving how unfiltered Tyrone is.)
Tyrone Montgomery: But speaking of partners, I think it’s about time we re-enforce some roles here. At the start of the season, you two were supposed to be my *assistant* general managers, but because I tried to be nice, I allowed you guys to overstep your initial positions, and look at what happened. I could’ve been without a job all because I allowed for you two to step all over me, but that’s not going to be happening ever again. So, Richard, I want you demoted from assistant to secretary.
Richard Grant: What?! You are out of your mind, b–
Tyrone Montgomery: Say that word again, and you’re going straight down to janitor. :ufdup:
Richard Grant: …
Tyrone Montgomery: Good. 😌 And on the topic of assistant general managers, my final condition is that I get to personally hand-pick a new one who will actually aid me with shows and not undermine my authority. Someone who will respect my decisions, someone who will bring a fresh perspective to the team, not someone who will prioritize their own agenda over the success of Dynasty.
(Tyrone smirks.)
Tyrone Montgomery: So, what’s it going to be? The ball is in your court now, beloved.
(Jon and Kensingten look upset. They eye each other. However, words never needed to be shared with them. There was that quiet mutual agreement between them.)
Jon Conning: (off-mic) Go on.
(Kensingten frowns. Begrudgingly, she raises her microphone and speaks.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: … *Alright, Tyrone.* ***You win.***
Crowd: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: But make no mistake – you should’ve done a *whole* lot worse than these conditions. This isn’t over. I’m not going to let you get away with any of this!
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh yeah? Trying to go down fighting, huh? I *figured* that might have happened. At least *she* can solve that issue to.
(The crowd is buzzing with anticipation, curious to see who Tyrone has in mind for this new role.)
(Then, ‘Big Difference’ by Nicki Minaj hits.)
(The crowd explodes.)
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOODNESS! SHE’S BACK!!
Flannery McCoy: **DIAMOND DIXON!!!**
(And she doesn’t waste time! Dixon storms down the ramp and slides into the ring! She rushes Kensingten!)
Stew-O: AND SHE SENDS HER DOWN WITH A TACKLE, WAILING ON HER! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH LANDS! KENSINGTEN SCREAMS, TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT DIAMOND IS OVERPOWERING HER!
Jake Mercer: RICHARD COMES IN AND PULLS HER OFF OF HER – BUT DIAMOND TAKES HOLD OF HIM AND *SLAMS* HIM DOWN WITH A SCOOP SLAM! HE CRIES OUT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! HOLY HELL, SHE’S CLEARING HOUSE!
Flannery McCoy: AND THIS IS THE MOST CHEERS I HAVE EVER HEARD FOR HER! KENSINGTEN SCRAMBLES BACK UP AND RUNS FOR A BIG BOOT – MISS! DIAMOND SIDESTEPS IT, AND GRABS HER! SHE SETS HER UP FOR THAT MODIFIED BACKBREAKER RACK! THE ‘BBL BREAKER’!!
Jake Mercer: AND KENSINGTEN IS IN A WORLD OF HURT! BUT DIAMOND SPINS HER AROUND AND AROUND BEFORE LIFTING HER UP INTO THE AIR AND PLUNGING HER DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! SHE’S OUT!
(Kensingten lies motionless in the ring. Diamond is hyped up.)
Diamond Dixon: (off-mic) YEAH! EXACTLY, BITCH! NOT SO BIG AND BAD NOW, HUH?!
(And the fans give a standing ovation!)
Stew-O: WHAT DID WE JUST SEE??
Jake Mercer: A RUINED PROPOSAL!! 😭
Flannery McCoy: AND A BLOCKBUSTER OF A RETURN! DIAMOND DIXON IS THE NEW ASSISTANT GM OF DYNASY!
(Diamond picks up a microphone from the ring and crouches down. She looks at Kensingten.)
Diamond Dixon: You may have been able to gotten away with a lot, but that’s not happening no more. In fact, since you wanna go out fighting, how about we do just that? Because my first decision as GM…
Diamond Dixon: Is for us to have a match at the **Christmas show!**
Crowd: DMJKDJFNKWNRFKNKWTNRKGNGKRT!!!
(Mic drop. Prince Fayyaad and Tyrone look on, impressed. Richard looks out from the outside, shocked.)
Stew-O: AND THE STAGE IS SET! DIAMOND DIXON MAKES HER RETURN, AND SHE WANTS TO FACE KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR NEXT WEEK AT THE CHRISTMAS SHOW!!!
(Diamond stands tall over Kensingten as Road to Redemption fades to commercials.)
(An advertisement for EAW’s Christmas Show in Mexico plays.)
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(The camera returns to ringside, and Gina Romano is seen with a microphone.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“7 Rings” by Ariana Grande plays as the crowd gives Veena Adams a mixed reaction with most of it being positive as she makes her way out to the ring wearing a pink attire. She takes a look at the scene in front of her before taking a deep breath and makes her way to the ring ready for war.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER….FROM GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT.. .WEIGHING IN AT 137 POUNDS….SHE IS “THE GOLDEN STAR”….VEEEEENNNAAAAA ADDDAAMMMMSS!!!!!
Eve: You can see it all on her face. Truly an opportunity she’s been waiting on ever since she lost the title back at Pain for Pride. She’s been on the mission to get the title back and she finally gets her chance to do that and truly shut Jon and everyone else up that she has grown and is more than just a one hit wonder or anything of that nature. She looks ready for a war and ready to become a two time National Elite Champion here tonight.
( 🎵You walk on like a woman in suffering
Won’t even bother now to tell me why
You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment
Leaving me broken another time🎵 )
(‘Stricken’ by Disturbed plays as Jon Kelton walks out onto the stage with the National Elite Championship around his waist wearing a red attire. He is accompanied by fellow Devolution members Halsey Neel and Pandora Paisley.)
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT….BEING ACCOMPANIED BY PANDORA PAISLEY AND HALSEY NEEL….REPRESENTING “THE DEVOLUTION”….HE IS THE REIGNING EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION….HE IS ”THE DEVIL HIMSELF”….JOOOONNNN KEELLTTOONNN!!!!!!
Deadprez: The man who has been the champion since Pain for Pride, taking it from the very same woman he defends it against tonight. He’s had quite the run over the past six months but he is tired of Veena bringing up the fact that he stole the title from her and looks to finally shut that narrative up tonight and show just why he is the National Elite Champion.
Eve: Also find it interesting he’s having Devolution accompany him. Doesn’t that kind of prove Veena’s point considering she came out alone?
Gavin Kirkland: I mean hey I ain’t complaining about seeing Halsey and Pandora. :mjlit:
(The referee holds the National Elite Championship up high before calling for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: And this championship match between Jon and Veena is underway as they both circle the ring just staring at the other coming face to face in the center of the ring.
Deadprez: This is just a clash that has been six months in the making with Veena dead set on reclaiming what she says was stolen from her back at Pain for Pride while meanwhile Kelton is out to prove the claim true that he’s the rightful champion regardless. Kelton just showing a little bit too much confidence not taking Veena all that seriously while Veena takes some amusement in it. This honestly should be a hard hitting title match between these two as they both now step towards each other in the center of the ring holding their right hands up looking for a little test of strength to start the match. They lock hands for a brief moment but quickly back up and circle the ring just waiting on the other to make the first move and after several moments, the two finally lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems to be a struggle for a moment or two before Veena manages to gain control over him and get him in a side headlock before flipping him forward on his back, but then Jon uses his legs to clip the head causing her to let go as they race back up to their feet and he charges at her with a full head of steam – BUT VEENA TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HIP TOSS BEFORE DROPPING DOWN AND HAMMERING AWAY AT HIM LIKE THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING AS JON ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE LOOKING TO RECOLLECT HIMSELF! VEENA LOOKING TO GIVE JON A RECEIPT FOR HOW SHOWDOWN ENDED BETWEEN THEN LAST WEEK HERE IN THE EARLY GOINGS!
Deadprez: Kelton is sharing a few words with Pandora and Halsey at ringside. They look to be talking strategy as Veena has come out of the gates swinging with all she’s got….BUT THEY BETTER PAY ATTENTION AS VEENA FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES ALL THREE MEMBERS OF THE DEVOLUTION OUT WITH A CROSSBODY!!! Veena got them when they weren’t paying attention and it looks like she neutralized the threat of Halsey and Pandora and she looks to have all the momentum here in the opening few minutes!
Gavin Kirkland: Still don’t get what her problem is with me most of the time but anyways …Veena gets Jon up and rolls him back inside the ring looking to take advantage of him being vulnerable while Devolution is down and out before following suit and runs taking him down with a running jumping clothesline, Veena turns off the ropes and hits another one! Jon swings at her head, but Veena ducks it before running him chest first into the corner looking to roll him up –
Eve: BUT Kelton hangs on to the turnbuckle as Veena rolls through to her feet…. AND KELTON LEAPS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE GOING FOR A CROSSBODY OF HIS OWN – BUT VEENA CATCHES HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE IN MID AIR! Veena is one hundred percent locked in tonight to prove that title was stolen from her at Pain for Pride as Jon stands up and turns around holding his nose in pain….AND VEENA DROPS HIM LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!! Veena now falls down on top and hooks the leg for the first cover of the match!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: And Jon gets the shoulder up as Veena goes right back on the attack almost like shecwas expecting it as she begins mounting over Jon and repeatedly drives her forearm into the face of Jon as he is trying his best to cover up but isn’t having much luck in doing so. The referee eventually steps in and forces a little bit of separation between the two and Veena clearly isn’t pleased about being pulled off by the referee.
Deadprez: Can’t really blame Veena for being suspicious given how long she has waited for this chance and having no backup for herself going up against pretty much all of Devolution. Halsey and Pandora assure her and the referee that they’re only out here for morale support to Jon even though I think nobody buys it. Veena now turns her attention back over to Jon and picks him up and delivers a European uppercut to the jaw that drives Jon back into the corner and Veena looks to keep the momentum rolling for herself as she runs full speed looking for a splash in the corner…. BUT NOBODY HOME AS JON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! Jon looks to take advantage now as he delivers a superkick to the back of the head that drops Veena down to a knee, and now it’s Jon who runs off the ropes before delivering a shining wizard to the back of the head!! The momentum has clearly shifted gears into Jon’s favor as he survives that early flurry from Veena and now looks to be in control.
Deadprez: Jon backs up into the corner checking his lip for blood from all those punches he just took while Devolution is trying to tell him to keep oN the attack as Veena stirs back up to a knee…AND THEN JON DOES JUST THAT AS HE RUNS AND DRIVES THE KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF HER SKULL BEFORE PICKING HER UP IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY – BUT VEENA IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK WITH SEVERAL ELBOW SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE BEFORE SHE SLIDES OFF HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE WE COULD KNOW WHAT HE HAD IN MIND AND SHE DRIVES JON CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE TRYING TO ROLL HIM UP…. BUT JON HELD ON TO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD AS VEENA ROLLS TO HER FEET AND CHARGES AT HIM, BUT JON CATCHES HER WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND TRIES GOING FOR A CROSSBODY AGAIN! HE WENT FOR IT EARLIER AND IT DIDN’T WORK –
Eve: AND THE CROSSBODY CONNECTS ON VEENA THIS TIME! He looks to keep the momentum rolling as Veena stands back up and swings at his head as hard as she can out of pure desperation, but Jon ducks it and….JON WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AND THEN TAKES HER DOWN WITH A TWIST OF FATE!! THE TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS AND THEN HE DOESN’T STOP THERE AS HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE DRILLING VEENA WITH A LIONSAULT! AND THEN HERE’S A COVER FROM JON WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: And a kickout from the challenger!! Jon now right away gets Veena up not wasting any time by grabbing the hair, but look at Veena trying her best to fight back throwing several shots to the ribs not very pleased being pulled by her hair, and then drives Jon back by delivering a step up knee across the bridge of the nose put of literally nowhere as Jon stumbles backward a few feet and drops down to a knee, and here goes Veena now as she runs full speed off of the ropes….
Eve: OH NO!! VEENA GETS TRIPPED UP BY PANDORA AT RINGSIDE!! Of course the referee was looking away in that moment as Veena face planted on the mat! Of course Pandora has her hands up in innocence as the referee turns around to the aftermath of it. Jon has that grin on his face and honestly he’s kinda proving what Veena has been saying about him right with The Devolution’s antics so far at ringside of always needing help in defenses and not proving the point wrong that he stole the title in the first place.
Deadprez: Jon gets Veena up by pulling her by the hair, AND JON BACKS UP A FEW FEET AND DROPS VEENA LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES WITH THE “ONE HIT WONDER” SUPERKICK!!! Jon doesn’t go for the cover though as he makes his way over to the corner and ascends up to the top rope slowly before standing up and balancing himself on the top turnbuckle looking down at Veena – AND JON LEAPS OFF THE CORNER AND DELIVERS A PICTURE PERFECT FROG SPLASH CONNECTING ON TOP OF VEENA AS HE NOW HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER ONCE MORE TO RETAIN THE TITLE!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena gets her shoulder up at two and a half keeping her championship dreams alive as Pandora and Halsey encourage him to stay on the attack from the outside once more. Jon gets her up by picking her up from the front by the head, but look at Veena once again trying her best to fight out from his grip with shots to the ribs, but Jon puts a stop to that as he drives the knee into the gut before placing her between the legs and picking her up in a powerbomb position and looks to go for a buckle bomb in the corner.. BUT VEENA COUNTERS IT TRANSITIONING INTO A HURRICANRANA AND JON HITS THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST!
Eve: Jon might be in a vulnerable spot here as he stands up in the corner….AND VEENA KNOWS THAT AS SHE RUNS AND DRIVES BOTH OF HER KNEES FULL SPEED TO THE BACK OF JON’S NECK IN THE CORNER!!! Jon holds the back of his neck in some obvious pain as Veena drags him back to the middle of the ring and jumps up locking in a triangle choke!! Veena has the triangle choke applied as Jon drops down to a knee with Veena squeezing every last breath out of him as Jon is is a panic on what to do in order to find a way out of this predicament. Pandora is trying to pound the mat at ringside to rally Jon to get out of this as he is just squirming trying any way possible to escape.
Gavin Kirkland: But look at this… JON DOESN’T STAY IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE FOR VERY LONG AS HE USES THE SIZE ADVANTAGE AND JUST DEADLIFTS VEENA OFF THE MAT BEFORE GOING FOR THE BUCKLE BOMB AGAIN, WHICH CONNECTS AS VEENA’S HEAD WHIPLASHES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Veena’s neck whiplashed pretty hard there as she steps out from the corner and then right into the arms of Jon – AND JON WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION….JON GOES FOR “EGO TRIP!!!” HE GOT FOR HIS VERSION OF THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT….
Deadprez: VEENA OUT OF PURE DESPERATION DRIVES JON BACKWARDS AS THEY BOTH GO TUMBLING THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND LAND ON THE APRON!! Both of them now stand on the apron and stand up to face one another before Jon throws a punch at Veena and then Veena retaliates with one of her own as they go back and forth trying to gain control over the other on the apron while also trying not to fall off holding on for dear life… AND IT LOOKS LIKE VEENA DOES JUST THAT GAINING THE UPPER HAND ON JON HERE BY HITTING A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND KELTON JUST BARELY MANAGES TO HANG ON TO THE ROPE, AND UH OH – VEENA GETS HIM IN POSITION ON THE APRON AND THEN DELIVERS A SPANISH FLY OFF THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!!
(The fans cheer loudly, and the camera shows a replay of Veena hitting the Spanish fly off the apron onto the outside floor.)
Eve: What a move that was from Veena but Veena may have done a little bit of damage to herself in the process there doing that as she stands up and walks with a little bit of a limp while getting Jon up and rolling him back inside of the ring looking to take advantage of this window of opportunity. Veena keeps her eyes on Devolution at ringside while sliding back in the ring before measuring Jon up as he stirs up and turns around to face her – AND VEENA HITS “A DARK TURN!!” THE SPINNING HEADLOCK ELBOW DROP AS VEENA GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!! ARE WE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMPION?!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO WE’RE NOT AS JON SURVIVES GETTING THE SHOULDER UP JUST BARELY AND SAVING HIS TITLE AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT! Jon got the shoulder up at two and a half and Veena looks shocked as she thought she was about to get the biggest win of his career and become a two time National Elite Champion but now she has to think of what to do next as she slowly picks Jon up by the head… AND THEN PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT! Veena looks over to the top rope before stepping through the middle rope and she goes up top now while keeping his eyes on Devolution at ringside….AND VEENA JUMPS OFF GOING FOR A “TWISTED VEENA’ – BUT NOBODY HOME AS JON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MILLISECOND!!!
Eve: Veena knew she had to take a risk there and it might have costed her the National Elite Championship at this stage of the match as Jon crawls and pulls himself up using the ropes before turning around to see Veena standing back up holding her chest in some pain – AND JON DRILLS HER WITH ANOTHER “ONE HIT WONDER”!!! THE SUPERKICK…BUT VEENA CATCHES HIS FOOT BEFORE FLIPPING HIM BACKWARDS BUT OH MY, JON SOMEHOW JUST LANDED ON HIS FEET BEFORE DELIVERING AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS VEENA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE NOT HAVING A CLUE ON WHERE SHE IS….AND JON GETS HER IN POSITION AND DELIVERS “EGO TRIP”!!! THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT CONNECTS DRILLING HER HEAD INTO THE MAT AS JON CRAWLS OVER AND JUMPS ON TOP OF VEENA AND HOOKS THE LEG TO RETAIN THE TITLE!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: KICKOUT FROM VEENA AGAIN!!! Veena stays alive again – AND KELTON IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE!! KELTON JUST WRENCHING BACK ON THAT UPPER BODY WITH THE CROSSFACE ON VEENA AS VEENA LOOKS ALMOST IN A PANIC ON WHAT TO DO AS SHE’S TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, DOES VEENA HAVE ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK TO ESCAPE OUT OF THIS?!
Eve: She sure isn’t giving up without a fight as she is refusing to tap out and begins to slowly drag herself to the ropes and she begins reaching out…..but she might be fading out as Pandora stares right into her soul from ringside yelling at her to tap out while Halsey is trying to hold the rope back farther making it even more difficult for Veena to grab ahold of it to force the break! Jon is applying the maximum amount of pressure that he can wrenching her upper body back as Veena looks to to be fading away a little bit….VEENA MAY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT HERE….BUT LOOK OUT OF NOWHERE SHE REVERSES THE PRESSURE INTO A PIN!! OH MY GOD!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Jon is forced to let go of the crossface submission in order to save himself and his championship as he runs up to his feet and goes to ram his knee into the side of her head as hard as he can, but she sidesteps and sends him flying over the top rope by running and clotheslining him over! Veena is unaware that Jon held on to the apron though before turning around, and Jon delivers a back body drop through the second rope sending Veena over the top rope to the outside before he rolls back into the ring, AND LOOK –
Gavin Kirkland: ON THE OUTSIDE! Pandora runs to the other side of the ring hopping on the apron distracting the referee and Halsey….HALSEY TAKES OUT VEENA WITH A BIG BOOT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! HALSEY THEN THROWS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS BEFORE TOSSING HER BACK IN THE RING AS PANDORA DROPS OFF THE APRON WITH HER HANDS UP IN INNOCENCE!
Eve: I mean, call it like it is, it’s pretty much a three on one handicap match as the strength in numbers comes in handy for Devolution while Veena is pretty much at it alone with no backup because of Ashlynn not being in any condition to be out here after going through hell in the Chamber match. Once more as Jon pulls himself up with the ropes and sees Veena slowly stirring in the corner with that trademark smirk on his face …AND JON RUNS AND HITS A LEAPING SPLASH IN THE CORNER BEFORE SITTING HER UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN MIND HERE AS HE CLIMBS AND JOINS HER UP TOP…..Jon throws several punches to the face of Veena trying to wear her out a little bit before he sets up for something…..I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR AN “EGO TRIP” AS HE HOOKS BOTH OF THE ARMS ….
Deadprez: AND YES!!! AN AVALANCHE “EGO TRIP” OFF THE TOP!!! THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE AS HE TURNS VEENA OVER AND MAKES THE COVER, THAT’S GOT TO BE IT!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: VEENA STAYS ALIVE AT TWO AGAIN JUST BARELY! HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE WORLD DID SHE MANAGE TO KICK OUT OF THAT?! Kelton shakes his head in a bit of frustration but not for long as he knows he can’t give her any room to breathe as he stands up and begins to stalk Veena once more as she slowly stirs back up to his feet…AND JON STANDS IN THE CORNER AND IS WAITING FOR VEENA TO STAND BACK UP AND IS LIKE A SHARK THAT SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER! Veena might be in some serious trouble here as she stands up finally and turns around going for his “Final Atonement” spear –
Eve: BUT VEENA SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND SENDS JON SHOULDER FIRST I TO THE STEEL RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE! Veena takes this time e to recuperate a little bit before pulling herself up with the ropes while Jon pulls himself out out the corner holding that shoulder – AND VEENA GRABS AHOLD OF THAT ARM AND DROPS DOWN LOCKING JON IN THE “KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY” KIMURA LOCK!! JON IS LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER AS VEENA IS LOOKING TO SNAP THAT ARM WHILE DEVOLUTION IS IN A PANIC AT RINGSIDE…IS JON GOING TO BE FORCED TO TAP OUT HERE??? –
Gavin Kirkland: JON THOUGH SEES THE ROPE ISN’T TOO FAR SO THAT’S LUCKY AS HE IS TRYING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT LEFT TO DRAG HIMSELF OVER TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE BUT VEENA IS FOR SURE MAKING HIM EARN EVERY INCH BY APPLYING AS MUCH PRESSURE AS SHE CAN IN TWISTING THAT ARM, AND HE IS ALMOST THERE…..AND HE REACHES OUT AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HIS FREE HAND! Veena uses the full five count to before letting go and standing up once more thinking of what next to do in order to recapture her National Elite title.
Eve: Veena again eyes up Devolution at ringside before picking up Jon by the head, but Jon shoves her away before delivering a forearm shot with his good arm before Veena throws one of her own! VEENA! JON! VEENA! JON! Both are going back and forth until it looks like Jon gets her up against the ropes before going for an Irish whip….BUT VEENA RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH HER SPEAR!! THE SPEAR TAKES DOWN JON AND VEENA MIGHT BE CLOSING IN ON HER SECOND NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP! Jon might be in some serious trouble here as she begs for him to stand up feeding into the energy of the crowd….AND VEENA GOES OVER TO THE CORNER AND MAKES HER WAY UP TOP –
Deadprez: *FATAL VOWWW!!!!* THE MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS FROM VEENA AS SHE CRAWLS OVER AND MAKES THE COVER! VEENA’S GONNA WIN THE TITLE BACK!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
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Eve: OH NO!!! PANDORA JUST PLACED JON’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Deadprez: Halsey and Pandora are screaming at the referee about the foot on the rope. Veena had Jon dead to rights there and once again Devolution plays a factor in saving Jon’s title reign and Veena holds her head in anger not really knowing what to do knowing she’s at a disadvantage and who can really blame her at this point? Halsey and Pandora turn around for a second laughing.
Gavin Kirkland: OH!! VEENA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HAD ENOUGH OF THIS AS SHE TAKES THAT SPLIT SECOND AND RUNS TAKING BOTH OF THEM OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON THE OUTSIDE! Veena has completely snapped here as she grabs Halsey and runs her back first into the barricade! Veena turns her attention over to Pandora now…AND URISH WHIPS HER SHOULDER FIRST RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Eve: Veena looks to have eliminated Devolution from the equation for right now and she looks to take advantage of that as she hops up on the apron and goes up top once more as Jon still has barely moved in the ring… AND VEENA GOES FOR “FATAL VOW” ONCE MORE –
Eve: BUT NOBODY HOME THIS TIME AS JON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! Veena again begins to limp a bit before Jon delivers a chop block to the back of her knee from behind! Jon buys himself a little bit of time here to recover as both of them are down once more. What a battle this has been between two unbelievable athletes so far as they are throwing everything out there for the right to be called the National Elite Champion and now it’s just the question of who wants it more. Both of them crawl to opposite ends of the ring before standing up and turning around to face each other…AND A RIGHT HAND FROM VEENA! AND KELTON RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE GOING BACK BACK AND FORTH UNTIL…AN ENZIGURI FROM KELTON….BUT THEN VEENA RESPONDS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS JON STUMBLES BACKWARD!!! AND NOW VEENA RUNS OFF THE ROPES –
Eve: VEENA GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, BUT KELTON DUCKED IT AND THEN PULLS HER IN AND GOES FOR “EGO TRIP” ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCH ….BUT AGAIN VEENA ESCAPES AS SHE SPINS OUT OF IT BEFORE PULLING KELTON IN FOR A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!!! VEENA MIGHT HAVE JON EXACTLY WHERE SHE WANTS HIM AS SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES….AND SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER SPEAR, BUT JON LEAPS OVER WITH A SUNSET FLIP AND STACKS VEENA UP WITH A COVER!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: JON’S GOT A HOLD OF THE ROPES!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: BUT VEENA STILL MANAGES TO KICK OUT EVEN WITH JON HOLDING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!!! Both of them race up to their feet once more, AND JON GOES FOR A SPLASH IN THE CORNER…BUT VEENA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND JON ACCIDENTALLY TAKES OUT THE REFEREE!
Gavin Kirkland: The referee is down, and Veena delivers another roundhouse kick as Jon falls onto the second rope…..AND OH NO LOOK!! –
Eve: PANDORA IS BACK IN PLAY AT RINGSIDE AND SHE JUST SLID HER BRASS KNUCKLES ON JON’S FIST!! VEENA IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF IT AS PANDORA DUCKS BACK DOWN UNDER THE RING APRON OUT OF SIGHT AS VEENA GOES AND PICKS JON UP…..
*METALLIC THUD!*
Deadprez: JON JUST PUNCHED VEENA OUT COLD WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES BEFORE TOSSING THEM ASIDE! JON JUST GOT RID OF THE EVIDENCE AS HE FLIPS THE BODY OF VEENA ON HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG AS THE REFEREE IS COMING TO AND CRAWLING OVER TO MAKE THE COUNT!! JON KELTON IS GOING TO STEAL THIS!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
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Eve: OH MY GOD!!!! VEENA SOMEHOW SOMEWAY KICKS OUT AT TWO AND THREE FOURTHS!! Pandora is in disbelief at ringside as is Jon who has a look of complete shock on his face. Halsey is back into the fold now as Pandora gives her instructions before she runs to the other side of the ring and jumps up on the apron looking to make the distraction again….
*The crowd erupts*
Deadprez: LOOK!!!! IT’S RAVEN ROBERTS AND MADISON KALINE!!!! THEY’RE OUT HERE IT LOOKS LIKE TO EVEN THE ODDS AS DEVOLUTION AND THEM ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH EACH OTHER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! MADISON RUNS AND CLOTHESLINES HALSEY OVER THE BARRICADE AND HOPS OVER CHASING HER OUT OF THE ARENA AS RAVEN AND PANDORA ARE BATTLING UP THE RAMP BEFORE RAVEN CHASES HER INTO THE BACKSTAGE AREA!!
Gavin Kirkland: It looks like we’re finally in a one on one situation finally as Jon and Veena are both down in the ring before Jon stands up in the corner and sees Veena in a vulnerable spot as she stands up and turns to face him, AND JON GOES FOR HIS “ANTI LIFE EQUATION” SPINNING BACK ELBOW –
Eve: BUT VEENA SWIPES THE FOREARM AWAY BEFORE GRABBING HIM….AND SHE HITS HIM WITH “A DARK TURN!!!” “A DARK TURN” CONNECTS AGAIN AS VEENA ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND ASCENDS UP TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN….AND VEENA GOES FOR “TWISTED VEENA” AGAIN, AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS AND HERE’S THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: JON SURVIVES!!!! JON JUST KICKED OUT AND THE FRUSTRATION NOW IS REALLY STARTING TO SET IN ON VEENA AS SHE WONDERS WHAT NEXT TO DO IN ORDER TO PUT JON AWAY! A few moments later Veena finally rolls under the bottom rope and she looks to go up top one final time here…
Eve: JON POPS UP AND THROWS HIMSELF ON THE ROPES CAUSING VEENA TO LOSE HER BALANCE ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHE’S A SITTING DUCK UP THERE NOW AS JON GOES UP TOP WITH HER AND HE LOOKS TO BE GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX BEFORE TRYING TO GO FOR ANOTHER AVALANCHE “EGO TRIP” FROM THE TOP, BUT VEENA IS FIGHTING BACK WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT LEFT IN THE TANK DELIVERING RIBCAGE SHOTS AND NOW IT’S A BATTLE FOR CONTROL ON THAT TOP ROPE BETWEEN THEM GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THE OTHER – :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! IT’S LIKE SOMETHING HAS COME OVER VEENA AND HAS POSSESSED HER AS SHE REPEATEDLY AND AGGRESSIVELY DRIVES HER ELBOW INTO THE NOSE OF JON AS JON HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN GUSHING BLOOD FROM THE NOSE….AND ONE MORE STIFF ELBOW TO THE FACE KNOCKS JON OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE MAT BELOW AND VEENA FEELS THIS HER MOMENT AS DOES THE CROWD AS SHE STANDS UP TALL ON THE TURNBUCKLE –
Eve: : *FATAL VOWWWWW!!!!!* THE MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS AGAIN AND HERE’S THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“7 Rings” by Ariana Grande plays as the crowd erupts. Veena Adams rolls off of Jon Kelton and slowly stands up and is handed the National Elite Championship and gets her hand raised in victory.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..AND THE NEWWWWWW EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION….VEEEENNNAAAAA ADDAAMMMMMSSSS!!!!!
Eve: A six month journey pays off for Veena ever since losing the title at Pain for Pride tonight as she recaptures her National Elite Championship. She proved to everybody tonight that it was no fluke and shows just how far she has come as a competitor.
Deadprez: Take into account the amount of obstacles she had to overcome with The Devolution constantly interfering but thanks to Raven and Madison evening the odds, she was able to prove a point to Jon, everybody else, and to herself that she deserves to be the National Elite Champion. Like her or not,you gotta respect that in my opinion. Congratulations to Veena Adams on becoming a two time National Elite Champion!
(The final shot is of Veena emotional in the ring as she celebrates with the title holding it up high before going up top and holding the championship up high now before she exits the ring and holds the National Elite Championship tightly to her chest while walking up the ramp.)
(Road to Redemption returns and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR… ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS THE FINALS ROUND MATCH OF THE EAW CASH IN THE VAULT TOURNAMENT!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta would hit the speakers to an explosion of cheers, as after a couple of moments, Charlie Marr, an EAW Hall Of Famer and legend of the business would make his presence known, walking out onto the stage as the crowd did not take too kindly to him. He immediately spread his arms at the top of the stage, soaking and taking in the reaction given to him by fans with a smirk on his face before he would start making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST!!! FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM, WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 240 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘TYRANT!!!!!’ CHARRRRLIEEEEEE MAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: Ever since Sheridan Muller was taken out indefinitely and forced to relinquish the Cash In The Vault briefcase, a new tournament had been held to crown the new winner of it. We started with eight men, and one by one they would all start to go down until we reached the final two tonight, Charlie Marr and Shinzo Sasaki.
Flannery McCoy: On Charlie’s side of the bracket, he would go on to defeat Mattias Burke in the first round, and Ruler in the semi finals of the tournament, both in matches that really tested if he could make it to here tonight. Charlie has been impressive since his return to EAW at the beginning of the season and he is most definitely riding a wave of momentum heading into this important match here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Charlie Marr started this season as “Champagne Charlie,” a new side to him that he hadn’t really seen before. He would go on to plan out a whole fake retirement however that would conclude at Wicked Games when he tricked the whole entire world and Rex McAllister, claiming “Long Live Charlie Marr.” Charlie is known to play dirty, Shinzo is going to have to look out for that.
(Charlie Marr would make his way down to the ring, before climbing up onto the apron and entering. He paced around the ring, as the fans continued to let him have it, which he gladly accepted. He would back into his corner, as ‘It Ain’t Safe’ would fade out from there, and he would await his opponent.)
(And then, ‘Loose Change (instrumental version)’ by The Alchemist would replace the speakers of the stadium, the crowd would continue to boo and even louder than before, as Shinzo Sasaki was next to make his way out onto the stage. As KAI-ZEN’s own, he was also accompanied to the ring of course by Ricky, who was whispering last minute game plans to Shinzo. Shinzo didn’t show any sort of care to the reaction he would receive, as he meant nothing more than business, making his way right down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT!!!! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY RICKY AND REPRESENTING KAI-ZEN, FROM KOBE, JAPAN, WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 220 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘LEADER OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!’ SHINNNNNZOOOOOOOOOOOO SASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Debuting three months ago alongside Prince Tohru in the formation of KAI-ZEN, Shinzo Sasaki has proved himself to be one of the toughest Elitists on the Dynasty brand, beating some huge names on the brand and making his way into the finals of the Cash In The Vault tournament here tonight. He was a dark horse from the beginning, and now has the opportunity to go all the way.
Flannery McCoy: On Shinzo’s side of the bracket, it would be huge victories against the likes of Ryan Wilson in the first round and Donovan Duke in the semi finals of this tournament to stamp his ticket to the finals against an EAW Hall Of Famer such as Charlie Marr.
Jake Mercer: Shinzo has proven himself time and time again and a win here against Charlie will not only be huge to his resume, but would also add the Cash In The Vault briefcase to that same resume; giving him the opportunity to cash in on any World Championship at any time and would bring some gold home for KAI-ZEN!
(Shinzo Sasaki would make it to the ringside area, keeping his eyes glued onto Charlie Marr who would be standing inside of the ring the whole entire time. He climbs up onto the apron and enters into the ring, for the first time taking in the reaction from the fans. He had a very serious look on his face, confidence oozing off him as he backed into his corner. ‘Loose Change (instrumental version)’ fades out, as the bell officially sounds for this match to begin!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this match is now underway! Weeks of a grueling tournament has led to this moment; Charlie Marr, Shinzo Sasaki, the Cash In The Vault tournament, with the winner becoming Mr. Cash In The Vault himself! The two would begin to make a slow pace around the ring, keeping their eyes locked onto each other as they’d begin to make a move towards the center… and they quickly engage into an early collar and elbow tie up to fight for control!
Flannery McCoy: The two men are fighting over the control here and now… and it looks like Shinzo is going to be the one who gets the early advantage, as he manages to push through the tie up, and he goes right into a headlock on Charlie! Charlie is trapped amongst the hold, as he has to think fast, wrapping his arm around Shinzo and pushing him back into the ropes, before he bounces Shinzo off of them, as Shinzo bounces off the opposite ropes… AND HE SLAMS INTO CHARLIE, SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK.
Jake Mercer: Charlie Marr crashes and burns right into the mat and it looks like Shinzo Sasaki has the early advantage within this match, as he looks down at him with that very confident smirk. Shinzo would quickly snap out of it however, as he would shoot off the ropes once more, but Charlie would slide down, and in front of Shinzo… only for Shinzo to anticipate it and see it coming, as he steps right onto the back of the Hall Of Famer and walks right over him like he was nothing! The disrespect on display from Shinzo Sasaki!
Stew-O: Charlie got up into a seated position while Shinzo’s back was facing towards him, and Shinzo simply taunted the crowd! Charlie did not look happy whatsoever, brushing his head as he would then get back up to a knee, as he would await Shinzo to turn back around towards him… before pushing right up to his feet, and he catches Shinzo into a headlock of his own! Sasaki was quick to make an attempt at fighting out of it, but Marr dropped back down to a knee to wrench it in tighter and to bring him down with him!
Flannery McCoy: Shinzo gets grounded by Charlie, as Charlie would then drop down into a seated position once more, and he continues to pull back on ,slowing down the pace in the process of doing so. Charlie knows what he needs to do in order to take the control within this match and that is exactly what he is doing right now, as Shinzo Sasaki’s offense had been cut right out from underneath him in this tournament final’s match.
Jake Mercer: I’m sure there is no doubt that Charlie has a gameplan heading into this match. To not only cut down the stronger out of the two in this match, but to eradicate him upon it. Knowing that he had Shinzo Sasaki down to the mat, Charlie would roll around, releasing the grounded headlock as he would get back up to his feet… BEFORE HE DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF SHINZO! AND THEN A SECOND TIME!
Stew-O: Shinzo Sasaki looks to be stunned from those knees to the skull by Charlie Marr, as Charlie drags him over and into the middle of the ring, rolling him over and onto his back as Charlie drapes over him and hooks the leg for an early cover in this match for the win here!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Shinzo Sasaki powers out of it at the mere count of one! Shinzo wasn’t going to go down that easily, the power behind the kick out forcing Charlie right back up into a seated position. Charlie knows what he is getting himself into here tonight and he knows that he needs to inflict more damage if he wants to be able to keep the ‘Leader of the Underworld’ down and become the new found holder of the Cash In The Vault briefcase.
Jake Mercer: Charlie would push back up and onto his feet, as he would grab Shinzo by the wrist, pulling him up as well. Charlie backs him up into the ropes, before irish whipping him off and into the opposite side of the ropes… AND AS SHINZO BOUNCES OFF, CHARLIE WOULD HOOK HIM, THROWING HIM WITH A MASSIVE HIP TOSS! Shinzo is slammed down into the mat but Charlie makes sure that he holds onto the arm, extending it towards him as he now holds on an arm bar, thus isolating yet another limb to target in the early goings.
Stew-O: But Shinzo knows this time around that he needs to make an escape plan from a hold like this as quick as possible, and that is exactly what he is going to manage, rolling through and around, before getting out of the arm bar as he gets back to his feet, shooting around and behind Charlie… GRABBING HIM BY THE WAIST AS HE DEADLIFTS HIM UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE LOOKS TO SEND CHARLIE FLYING OVERHEAD WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT HERE–
Flannery McCoy: –BUT AS CHARLIE GETS SENT HIGH INTO THE AIR, IT’S A BACK ELBOW THAT CONNECTS ONTO THE JAW OF SHINZO THAT DAZES HIM! That gets Sasaki to let go of the grip as Marr stumbles forward and into the ropes, holding onto them as Shinzo has to shake the cobwebs away from that back elbow, pushing forward to attempt another attack on Charlie, but the referee’s going to hold him back do to Charlie being in the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Shinzo is trying his hardest to fight against the referee, but the ref isn’t allowing it… AND WHILE THAT WAS HAPPENING, CHARLIE WOULD TURN BACK AROUND, BEFORE ATTACKING THE EYES! CHARLIE PUSHES HIS THUMB RIGHT INTO SHINZO’S EYES AND PUSHES HIM BACKWARDS! Shinzo is temporarily blinded from the cheap tactic by Charlie Marr, as the referee didn’t see what happened! Shinzo Sasaki falls down to a knee, as Charlie would rush forward, AND WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE TAKING HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: But Charlie Marr wasn’t going to be done just yet, as he quickly pushes forward and rebounds off of the ropes… BEFORE HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND STABS RIGHT INTO SHINZO’S CHEST WITH A JUMPING ELBOW DROP… BUT SHINZO MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Charlie falls right into the mat as nobody was home in response to his attack on KAI-ZEN’s own Shinzo Sasaki, and just like that, we might be on leveled playing field once more within the finals of the Cash In The Vault tournament! Both men are taking the time to recover here.
Flannery McCoy: But it’s going to be Shinzo Sasaki who is first up to his feet, using the ropes to help himself get back up as Charlie is starting to get up as well… BUT SHINZO PUSHES FORWARD AND HE FLOATS OVER WHILE CHARLIE WAS STILL TRYING TO EVEN RECOVER, AND HE PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT! Charlie Marr wasn’t even given any time to recover before he would be planted right into that mat with that float over DDT by Shinzo Sasaki! Charlie is down, and Shinzo rolls over and he goes right into the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE MARR WITH THE KICK OUT AT THE COUNT OF TWO! We all know just how resilient the Hall Of Famer is and he is going to once again show that off to us here tonight within this match, especially with something such as the Cash In The Vault briefcase up for grabs. Shinzo Sasaki knows what is getting himself into, as he backs up and sits against the ropes, thinking about what to do next; as Ricky would rush over to him and begin to talk to Shinzo, while it looks like Shinzo was all ears!
Ricky: (off-mic) Don’t let off. Make him suffer. He who thinks can step to the Leader of the Underworld shall be sent to the death penalty and right into the grave he dug for himself.
Stew-O: Ricky’s giving Shinzo Sasaki barking orders, and Shinzo is going to be happy to follow through with them! Using the ropes to get back up to his feet, Shinzo would begin to make his way towards the downed Hall Of Famer, practically stalking him down as he grabs him by the head… before he sends him flying through the middle rope harshly and crashing to the ringside floor! Charlie manages to land onto his feet however, as he just showed a desperate smile, before turning back to the ring… BUT SHINZO SASAKI TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Flannery McCoy: SHINZO SASAKI DIVES RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH THAT SUICIDE DIVE, AND IT HAD SOME FORCE BEHIND IT, SENDING HIM CRASHING SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! The Hall Of Famer looked to be in absolute agony right now, but Shinzo wasn’t done there, grabbing a hold of him by the head… AND SENDING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON! Shinzo has been having his way right here ever since he had hit Charlie with that brutal float over DDT!
Jake Mercer: Shinzo has managed to effectively take the control over within this match, as he has Charlie Marr right where he wanted him. He pulls him over by the wrist… AND HE SENDS HIM AS HARD AS POSSIBLY CAN BE RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST, AND CHARLIE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL! FLESH MEETS STEEL, AND FLESH MOST DEFINITELY ISN’T GOING TO WIN IN THAT EXCHANGE, AS CHARLIE IS HURTING BAD! Shinzo is quick to send Charlie back into the ring and follows suit, before going into another cover!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE MARR ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO KICK OUT, AND HIS MATCH STAYS ALIVE! Charlie is desperate more than ever before for that Cash In The Vault briefcase and he is going to do whatever it may take to be able to have it in his grasp, and that is exactly what he is showing right now! Shinzo Sasak has been trying to keep him down every step of the way but none of it has been successful within this match! But despite that, it looks like Shinzo is going to mount onto Charlie Marr, AND CONTINUES THE ATTACK!
Flannery McCoy: AND CHARLIE HAD NO WAY OF DEFENDING HIMSELF FROM THIS ONSLAUGHT, AS SHINZO WOULD BEGIN TO DRIVE HIS FOREARM RIGHT INTO THE BRIDGE OF CHARLIE’S NOSE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Charlie is starting to shed blood from the nose, as he could have possibly just had it broken from the attack of KAI-ZEN’s own! Shinzo is showing little to no remorse in this match and he is looking to make Charlie Marr suffer, which is what he’s doing!
Jake Mercer: Shinzo Sasaki would push back up to his feet, and he grabs a hold of Charlie by the head before dragging him up as well… AND SHINZO IS GOING TO LOOK TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF THE ‘TYRANT;’ HOOKING HIM AND LIFTING HIM INTO A VERTICAL BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO DROP CHARLIE MARR WITH ‘ENTER THE DRAGON!!!!’ SHINZO IS GOING TO DROP CHARLIE ON HIS HEAD WITH THAT BRAINBUSTER IF THIS MANAGES TO CONNECT HERE–
Stew-O: BUT IT’S BLOCKED BY CHARLIE MARR! Charlie manages to get back onto his feet… BEFORE HOOKING SHINZO HIMSELF BY THE WAIST, AND HE THROWS HIM OVER AND INTO THE MAT WITH THE SPINEBUSTER; HE GOES FOR THE ‘HEADMASTER RITUAL…’ BUT SHINZO MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET AND GET OUT OF IT! HE FIGHTS CHARLIE BACK WITH A BOOT TO THE CHEST, BUT CHARLIE STAYS ON HIS FEET… AND HE ROLLS THROUGH WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT!!!! CHARLIE MARR TAKES THE HEAD OF SHINZO SASAKI RIGHT OFF WITH ‘CHARING CROSS!!!!!!’
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO! NO! SHINZO SASAKI DUCKS UNDER IT–
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Jake Mercer: –AND CHARLIE INSTEAD TURNS THE REFEREE INSIDE OUT!!!! THE REFEREE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROSSFIRE AND HE HAD JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY THE DISCUS LARIAT!!!! You know how people say that referee’s act like they get murdered at the weakest of shoves alone?! WELL THIS REFEREE JUST GOT KILLED, AND NOW THE MATCH HAS QUITE POSSIBLY LOST ALL CONTROL AND NEITHER MEN EVEN TRULY REALISED WHAT HAPPENED, BUT RICKY SAW IT ALL AND HE’S PANICKING!
Stew-O: AND SHINZO SASAKI IS GOING TO STUMBLE BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE BEGINS TO PULL CHARLIE UP AS WELL, BUT CHARLIE PUSHES HIM BACK WITH A BACK ELBOW! Charlie looks back down, and he just noticed that he just took the own referee out with that ‘Charing Cross’ discus lariat! Shinzo pushes forward and picks Charlie back up again but Charlie pushes him away once more, before turning right towards Shinzo Sasaki, and rushes right at him…
Flannery McCoy: …AND CHARLIE MARR IMMEDIATELY GOES LOW!!!!! CHARLIE NOTICES THAT THE REFEREE DOWN IS THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR HIM, AND HE LOW BLOWS SHINZO SASAKI!!! Shinzo is caught off guard, holding onto his groin as he is hurting, and he is hurting badly! Charlie quickly grabs him by the hair, throwing him to the ringside area and he follows suit, AND IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE MARR IS GOING TO GO INSANE! CHARLIE HAS FREE RANGE TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH THE REF DOWN!
Jake Mercer: AND CHARLIE MARR YANKS SHINZO RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET… BEFORE HE SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE RING STEPS!!!! THE STEPS GO FLYING OFF AND DISCONNECTING FROM EACH OTHER FROM THAT IMPACT ALONE, AS CHARLIE THEN PUSHES FORWARD AND BOOTS SHINZO IN THE FACE! And Ricky might be making a dumb decision right here… AS HE RUSHES FORWARD AND HE JUMPS ONTO CHARLIE’S BACK, TRYING TO APPLY SOME SORT OF SLEEPER HOLD!
Stew-O: RICKY IS HOLDING ONTO CHARLIE FOR DEAR LIFE RIGHT HERE… BUT CHARLIE THROWS RICKY RIGHT OFF OF HIM AND SLAMS HIM DOWN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Ricky lets out a scream of absolute agony, but Charlie also looks stunned from what Ricky had just committed to do… but it serves as a distraction perfect for Shinzo Sasaki, who rises right back up to his feet and kicks Charlie in the gut… BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! Charlie just landed right by our feet from that throw by Shinzo, and the brawl between these two is to continue!
Flannery McCoy: Shinzo is going to climb up onto our announcer’s table, grabbing Charlie Marr by the head as he begins to drag him up and onto the table, AND HE PRESSES HIS NEE RIGHT INTO CHARLIE’S NECK! Charlie has nowhere to go as Shinzo is absolutely relentless, RISING UP BEFORE DROPPING HIS KNEE DOWN INTO IT! That impact was nasty and right in front of us! Shinzo gets right back up to his feet, and begins to pull Charlie up as well… AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO PUT CHARLIE THROUGH THE TABLE, BUT CHARLIE FIGHTS OUT OF IT… AND HE’S BITING! CHARLIE IS BITING SHINZO SASAKI!
Jake Mercer: Shinzo has no choice but to let go of his grip on Charlie… AND NOW CHARLIE IS GOING TO HOOK SHINZO INTO A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK… AND HE IS GOING TO PLANT SHINZO SASAKI WITH ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!’ THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT IS GOING TO SPIKE HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TABLE AND POSSIBLY SENT RIGHT THROUGH IT…
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: …BUT RICKY COMES RIGHT BACK UP FROM BEHIND AND SWINGS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF CHARLIE MARR! Charlie has to let go of Shinzo as that shot echoed throughout the whole stadium, and Charlie is hurt… AND SHINZO IS GOING TO CAPITALIZE, AS HE HOOKS HIM AGAIN… LIFTING HIM INTO A VERTICAL BEFORE DROPPING CHARLIE MARR HEAD FIRST ONTO THE TABLE WITH THE BRAINBUSTER!!! ‘ENTER THE DRAGON’ CONNECTS AND CHARLIE MARR MIGHT BE OUT COLD NOW!
Flannery McCoy: These two are trying to KILL each other, and it is all for that Cash In The Vault briefcase that has been left vacant! Shinzo rolls off of our table, getting back up to his feet as he grabs the lifeless body of Charlie Marr while he is at it, dragging the dead weight back to the apron before rolling him into the ring! Right now, Shinzo would probably be looking for a cover to put an end to this match; but he can’t do that when the referee is down and out! There is no control here!
Jake Mercer: Blood continues to pour from the nose of The ‘Tyrant.’ I think Charlie’s face might have clipped one of our monitors as he got dropped onto the table, and that could have made the damage and possible injury to his nose all that much worse. Shinzo gets back up to his feet in the ring, grabbing Charlie by the wrist as he begins to drag him to the center… AND HE IS CALLING TO TAKE CHARLIE OUT FOR GOOD! CHARLIE IS OUT COLD!
Stew-O: AND SHINZO DRAGS CHARLIE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, FORCING HIM UP ON HIS OWN BEFORE STEPPING BACK… AND HE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES, SHOOTING BACKWARD AND INTO CHARLIE, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘BOOMERANG!!!!!’ THE HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW TAKES CHARLIE RIGHT OFF HIS FEET AGAIN, AND SHINZO QUICKLY FLOATS OVER, AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF CHARLIE MARR, GOING INTO THE COVER, BUT AGAIN; THERE’S NO REFEREE! THE CURRENT ONE HAD BEEN TAKEN RIGHT DOWN–
Flannery McCoy: –WAIT, STEW! LOOK! RICKY IS CALLING FOR ANOTHER REFEREE… AND ONE COMES BOLTING DOWN! WE ARE GETTING A SECOND REFEREE IN THIS MATCH!
(The second referee of the match would bolt down the rampway as Ricky was screaming at him to hurry up – there was no time to waste. The ref dives right under the bottom rope and into the ring, sliding into position as the count was now eligible to be made!)
Jake Mercer: SHINZO SASAKI IS GOING TO DO IT! TO WIN THE VACANT CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE AND BRING IT HOME TO NOT ONLY DYNASTY, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, KAI-ZEN!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHRRRRRRR–
Stew-O: NO! NO! IT’S NOT OVER! The second referee taking as long as he did to get into the ring might be what had played a major part into this, but that doesn’t change the fact that Charlie Marr manages to kick out barely before the count of three, thus keeping this match alive! Shinzo does not look happy whatsoever, pounding the mat in frustration! Charlie was given a bit too much time and he managed to kick out just in time because of it.
Flannery McCoy: These two men have been leaving everything not just inside of this ring, but outside of it too, all to become the newly crowned holder of the Cash In The Vault briefcase! Shinzo gets back to his feet, giving the new referee of the match a very firm and annoyed look which causes the ref to distance away. Shinzo would then pick Charlie back up to his feet… AND HE IRISH WHIPS CHARLIE MARR AS HARD AS HE CAN RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE BOUNCES OFF HARSHLY, AS SHINZO EXPLODES RIGHT AT HIM…
Jake Mercer: …ONLY FOR CHARLIE TO TURN SHINZO OUT IN AN INSTANT WITH A HUGE SPINNING BACK FIST! SHINZO SASAKI DID NOT SEE THAT COMING WHATSOEVER, AND NOW HE IS HOLDING AT HIS OWN NOSE FROM THE PINPOINT ACCURACY BY THE HALL OF FAMER! Shinzo stumbles away as Charlie gets his bearings together, rubbing the blood off of his nose with his hand… before spreading it across his chest! Shinzo slowly turns and to the opposition… AS CHARLIE PUSHED FORWARD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!
Stew-O: And it’s that bicycle knee strike that forces Shinzo back… AND SHINZO SASAKI FALLS INTO THE ROPES, FORCING HIMSELF TO REBOUND OFF THEM AS HE EXPLODES AT CHARLIE AGAIN… BUT CHARLIE ATTEMPTS ‘CHARING CROSS!’ HE ATTEMPTS THE DISCUS LARIAT A SECOND TIME, ONLY FOR SHINZO TO DUCK UNDER IT ONCE AGAIN… BUT THIS TIME AROUND, CHARLIE MARR HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE HOOKS ONTO SHINZO, AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A FLATLINER BRUTAL RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Both men go crashing into the mat with that flatliner, but with Shinzo Sasaki of course getting the worst of it… AND CHARLIE WASN’T DONE, AS HE MANAGES TO FLOAT OVER AND HE BEGINS WRAPPING HIMSELF AROUND SHINZO… AND HE LOCKS IN A KOJI CLUTCH!!! I DON’T THINK I’VE SEEN THIS FROM THE ‘TYRANT’ BEFORE, BUT HE HAS THAT KOJI CLUTCH LOCKED IN TIGHT, AND SHINZO HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND NO ROOM TO BREATHE, AS THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN CHECKING ON HIM!
Jake Mercer: SHINZO SASAKI IS REFUSING TO TAP RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, BUT HE MIGHT BE FADING! SHINZO MIGHT BE FADING AS CHARLIE IS NOT LETTING GO… BUT WAIT! LOOK! SHINZO IS USING HIS STRENGTH TO FORCE CHARLIE OFF… AND HE ESCAPES THE KOJI CLUTCH, BEFORE WRAPPING HIS ARM AROUND CHARLIE’S HEAD AND NECK, AND HE BEGINS TO SLAM HIM INTO THE MAT! OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER AGAIN!
Stew-O: Shinzo Sasaki manages to get Charlie Marr to release the koji clutch as he begins to scramble away in the ring! Charlie starts to get back up to his feet with the help of the ropes, although he looks to be pretty stunned, as he stumbles forward… AND RIGHT INTO SHINZO’S CLUTCHES… AS HE GOES FOR ‘MADVILLAINY!!!!’ THE WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER SUPLEX TO PUT AN END TO CHARLIE MARR–
Flannery McCoy: –BUT CHARLIE FIGHTS OUT OF IT! He manages to escape the clutches of the finishing move of Shinzo Sasaki, before falling down to his knees… as he grabs Shinzo by his attire, and sends him flying through the middle rope, but Shinzo holds onto the ropes and lands on the apron! He quickly gets back up to his feet, and looks to enter right back into the ring…
Jake Mercer: …ONLY FOR CHARLIE MARR TO SPIKE HIM WITH THE ROPE HUNG DDT!!!! ‘THE LAST JUDGEMENT’ CONNECTS, AND CHARLIE FLOATS OVER INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHRRRRRRR–
Stew-O: KICK OUT! SHINZO SASAKI KICKS OUT!!! CHARLIE MARR CAN’T BELIEVE IT, BUT HE WASN’T GOING TO LET OFF, AS HE QUICKLY PUSHES UP AND HE YANKS SHINZO RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET… BEFORE HE FINALLY CONNECTS WITH ‘CHARING CROSS!!!!’ THE DISCUS LARIAT FINALLY HIT ITS TARGET AND SHINZO IS RIGHT BACK DOWN, AS CHARLIE FALLS INTO ANOTHER COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: RICKY’S PANICKING AND SCREAMING AT SHINZO! THIS COULD BE IT FOR KAI-ZEN’S CHANCES!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(… … … … … …)
Jake Mercer: OH COME ON! RICKY JUST PULLED THE REFEREE RIGHT OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HIS HAND HIT THE MAT FOR A THREE, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! THAT IS THE SECOND REFEREE WITHIN THIS MATCH THAT HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT, THESE HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKERS! WELL I’D BE DAMNED!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr was mere milliseconds away from beating Shinzo Sasaki once and for all and winning this whole entire tournament, and Ricky just stopped that right in its tracks, and now we are down a referee again, and there is once more no order here! AND CHARLIE ISN’T HAPPY!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE MARR EXITS OUT OF THE RING, AND HE HAS RICKY IN HIS SIGHTS! RICKY REALISES THAT HE FUCKED UP! Charlie is stalking him down and following him as Ricky is desperately trying to backpedal away and around the ringside area, but what Charlie forgot is that this was giving Shinzo the perfect time in order to recover, as he was getting back up to his feet and slowly exits the ring and he is out of sight!
Jake Mercer: But, Ricky was getting quickly cornered by Charlie Marr, as he backed into a barricade… AND HE HAD NOWHERE TO GO, AS CHARLIE MARR HAD THAT EVIL SMIRKED PAINTED ALL OVER HIM, TAKING A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK… AND HE EXPLODES AT RICKY!!!! CHARLIE MARR IS GOING TO SEND RICKY THROUGH THE BARRICADE–
(CRAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Stew-O: –BUT SHINZO SASAKI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE INSTEAD SPEARS CHARLIE MARR THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! RICKY JUST GOT SAVED FROM CHARLIE MARR AS CHARLIE’S HEAD HIT THE CONCRETE HARD UPON GOING THROUGH THAT BARRICADE; THAT THUD SOUNDED HIDEOUS! Both men are down and out, and there is no referee to even count them out for a ten count! This match has been chaotic right from the opening bell!
Flannery McCoy: Shinzo is going to be the first one to get back up to his feet with the help of Ricky! He takes a couple of seconds getting his mind back in the right place after the hell both men have gone through in this match, before he grabs the lifeless body of Charlie Marr, dragging him back once again before throwing him into the ring! Shinzo goes to enter following Charlie… but Ricky stops him in his tracks?
Jake Mercer: Shinzo looks confused as looks back at Ricky who… HANDS HIM A CHAIR?!
Ricky: (off-mic) Any means necessary, Shinzo. Send a message.
Stew-O: AND SHINZO IS GOING TO TAKE THE STEEL CHAIR, LOOKING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! He rolls into the ring, as Charlie Marr was slowly rising back up to his feet. Shinzo clutches the chair in his grasp… AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHINZO IS GOING TO SLAM THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO CHARLIE MARR’S HEAD–
Flannery McCoy: …:comeagain:
(But, the chair would then be taken right out of Shinzo’s grasp by somebody else in a striped shirt.)
Jake Mercer: IT’S A THIRD REFEREE! THERE IS A THIRD GODDAMN OFFICIAL THAT JUST TOOK THE CHAIR OUT OF SHINZO’S GRASP! SHINZO IS SCREAMING AT THE REF, BUT THE REF IS TELLING HIM IF HE USES THE CHAIR HE’S GOING TO BE DISQUALIFIED, BEFORE THROWING IT TO THE SIDE! KAI-ZEN’s plan just got stopped right in its tracks, and Shinzo was anything but happy, as he went to turn around…
Stew-O: …INTO A BIG BOOT BY CHARLIE MARR! A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE SENDS SHINZO DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AS CHARLIE QUICKLY GRABS HIM AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING… AND HE’S GOING FOR ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD!’ CHARLIE IS LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT TO END SHINZO SASAKI ONCE AND FOR ALL IN THIS TOURNAMENT FINAL’S MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: ONLY FOR SHINZO TO TWIST HIMSELF OUT OF IT!!!! He quickly gets out of Charlie’s grasp… BUT CHARLIE RUSHES RIGHT BACK AT HIM, ONLY FOR SHINZO TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY… CHARLIE RUNS INTO THE REFEREE! NOT AGAIN! NOT A THIRD TIME!
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE STOPS HIMSELF THIS TIME!!! THE REFEREE DIDN’T GET DROPPED, AS CHARLIE MANAGED TO SAVE HIMSELF… BUT THEN SHINZO TESTS HIS LUCK, AND CHARLIE DES THE SAME EXACT THING; MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND SHINZO HAS TO STOP HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THE REFEREE AS WELL! The referee looked almost terrified of being taken out right now by these two men who are out of control, looking away from the ring and pressed up against the ropes! Shinzo shakes the mental cobwebs, before turning back to Charlie–
Stew-O: ‘–THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!!’ THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT SPIKES SHINZO SASAKI IMMEDIATELY INTO THE MAT… AND IT WAS ON THE STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS STILL LYING IN THE RING! RICKY IS PISSED OFF, THE REFEREE WAS LOOKING THE OTHER WAY STILL AND DIDN’T CATCH IT AS CHARLIE ROLLS SHINZO OFF THE CHAIR BEFORE PUSHING THE CHAIR OUT! CHARLIE DRAGS SHINZO TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, HOOKS THE LEG! THAT’S IT! SHINZO HAS NO WAY OF KICKING OUT NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(… … … … … … …)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE CASH IN THE VAULT TOURNAMENT… AND NEEEWWWWW MR. CASH IN THE VAULT…. CHARRRRLIEEEEEE MAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ would hit the speakers once again to a frenzy of pouring boos, as Charlie Marr has done it! He has defeated Shinzo Sasaki, and he has become the new found holder of the Cash In The Vault briefcase! He pushes back up to his feet, wiping the blood away from his nose as he would get back to his feet, his arm raised high into the air by the third official that this match had.)
Stew-O: This match was absolutely CHAOTIC! From the opening bell to the end, these two tried to destroy each other, and they destroyed anything and anyONE who got in their way in the process, including two officials within this match including almost a third one being taken down near the end! But in the end, it was Charlie Marr who capitalized off the steel chair still lying in the ring, planting Shinzo onto it while the referee was not looking, and the Hall Of Famer and ‘Tyrant’ of EAW has won the Cash In The Vault briefcase for the very first time in his career!
Flannery McCoy: All things considered, you have to give it up to Shinzo Sasaki here tonight. He proved here that he truly is a force to be reckoned with in EAW. Even though it’s Charlie Marr walking out of tonight with the victory, Shinzo has nothing to be ashamed of.
Jake Mercer: But, that isn’t going to change the fact that I’m sure Ricky isn’t going to be happy about the defeat. Nonetheless, Charlie Marr earned this victory here tonight.
Stew-O: Congratulations to the NEW holder of the Cash In The Vault briefcase; Charlie Marr!
(Shinzo Sasaki would be helped out of the ring by Ricky, looking ultimately disappointed in his failure here tonight. Meanwhile, Charlie Marr would be handed the Cash In The Vault briefcase, officially being rewarded for it here tonight by the referee. He smirks, holding the briefcase high into the air as Road To Redemption would then fade into a commercial.)
(The audience is shown the graphic for the next match of the night.)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following is a No Holds Barred Match!!!
Crowd: :blessed:
(“Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen plays across the speakers as the lights go out.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first residing in Boca Raton, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds she is DOCTOR BETHANY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way to the ring to a spotlight while wearing a doctor’s coat which she takes off as she enters the ring. Bethany looks serious as she yells at the entrance for Harper Lee to come out. It is clear she does not want to waste any time.)
Rich Russillo: The war of words between these two this week was one of the most heated and personal of all the matches we have had here tonight at Road to Redemption. These two literally want to murder each other and if murder is considered a hold then that is not off the table in this match.
James Peters: That’s right Rich. This is No Holds Barred which means any sadistic thing these two want to do to each other they are free to get it out of their systems here tonight. Dr. Bethany Blue might be a doctor but I have a feeling after tonight’s match both of these two will be very unhealthy indeed.
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart plays over the sound system.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds she is “The Worst Woman In The World” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Harper Lee walks down the ramp as Dr. Bethany Blue is yelling at her to get in the ring. But Harper pauses on the stage and is forcing Bethany to wait as she strolls around ringside taunting her and the fans.)
Rich Russillo: This week Dr. Bethany Blue has threatened to “expose” Harper Lee. Harper took great offense to that and it is clear that the only thing Harper intends to expose tonight is her absolute ruthlessness and to show how far she is willing to go to destroy Bethany.
James Peters: These two have a long history and it is clear that Dr. Bethany Blue thinks she is a bigger star and Harper is not even on her level. But Harper clearly disagrees and not only does she want to hurt Bethany but she wants to show that she is not one to be messed with.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: We are underway now in this match in which no holds are barred whatsoever.
James Peters: Not even that one hold?
Rich Russillo: No James. Not even that one. This match is underway as it looks like as soon as the bell rang Dr. Bethany Blue charged at Harper Lee! Bethany with a running Clothesline sending both of them over the top to the outside area of the ring! Well that didn’t take very long… Harper grabs a chair from beneath the ring and hurls it at Bethany but Bethany ducks the chair! The chair goes flying across the ringside area as Harper leaps into the crowd but Bethany is chasing after her in pursuit! These fans better watch out as Bethany knocks Harper down on her hands and knees from behind and Bethany now brawling with Harper through the crowd! This could get dangerous as Harper crawls away from Bethany through the crowd shoving fans in front of her. Harper eventually leaves the crowd to escape from Bethany over by the production equipment.
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue emerges from the crowd as well but Harper Lee is waiting and grabs her ramming her hard into the production equipment table knocking over boxes. Our ringside crew is scattering now as the brawling has erupted. A crew member knocks a chair over which is grabbed by Harper Lee. Harper rams the chair into the back of Dr. Bethany Blue but she didn’t even seem to feel it! So Harper continues to bash the chair repeatedly over the back of Bethany! Eventually Bethany has no choice but to collapse down to the concrete floor in pain. Harper now stalking Bethany on the ground with that chair and she grabs Bethany by the hair pulling her up. Harper rams Bethany head first into a nearby wooden table before throwing her up onto the stage and sending Bethany face first into one of the monitors on the entrance ramp.
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue pulls herself back up but Harper Lee comes charging in with a Running Double Axe Handle to the face. The referee is urging Bethany to get this back into the ring. This is not a Street Fight after all but it might as well be because Bethany just hurled a chair right into the head of Harper. Harper staggers forwards and falls face first off the stage! Harper manages to land on her feet but Bethany climbs down off the stage and rams into Harper with the chair sending her flying across the ground. Bethany grabs the nearby wooden table from the production area and sets it up beneath the stage. This is not going to end well for someone.
Persephone: As long as it does in fact end.
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue climbing back up onto the stage and looking down at Harper Lee on that table below! Bethany runs off the stage and leaps into the air! Flying Elbow Smash off the stage through the table-
James Peters: But Harper Lee moves out of the way! Dr. Bethany Blue just jumped off the stage through the table and has died! She crashes through the table and hits her head on the concrete floor below! The referee is checking on her but Harper shoves the referee out of the way and drags Bethany down into the ring! Harper tosses Bethany into the ring and mercifully pins her to end the match!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kickout by Dr. Bethany Blue! I honestly cannot even believe that! I thought this was going to be a quick one! Bethany might have a concussion and the back of her skull is visibly bleeding. Bethany now rolling to the outside of the ring but Harper staying on her in full pursuit. Harper charges in at Bethany with a Running Knee to the gut knocking her down. Harper now pulling Bethany back up and tosses her sideways into the crowd! The fans scatter as Bethany flies into the crowd with Harper then hopping up onto the barricade and lunging at Bethany into the crowd. Harper throwing fists at Bethany as the fans continue to scatter and security is shown holding them back. Harper grabs a chair and throws it at Bethany’s head just as she gets back up, knocking her over the barricade and back into the ringside area. Bethany staggers to her feet but Harper in pursuit outside the ring with the chair.
James Peters: Harper Lee bashes the chair repeatedly across the spine of Dr. Bethany Blue! But somehow Bethany is still standing! How can she take this much punishment??? Bethany walking away from Harper who follows with the chair and drives it hard into the gut of Bethany who keeps over on top of the ring steps. Harper lunges in with the chair shot!
Persephone: And the referee calls for the disqualification due to the use of an illegal weapon! DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: No Persephone the referee does not do that because it is no holds barred! But Dr. Bethany Blue does in fact move out of the way! Harper Lee just slammed that chair down hard right into the ring steps missing Bethany entirely! Bethany grabs the chair and kicks Harper away from her. Harper staggers back falling up against the ring apron as Bethany charges in with the chair driving it into the gut of Harper who is yelling out in pain. Bethany then turns around as a fan is shown recording the match on their phone. Bethany snatches the phone out of the fan’s hand as Harper pulls her around. Bethany turns around quickly and slams the phone right across the skull of Harper! Bethany grabs the chair and runs it right up at Harper! But Harper is somehow still on her feet! These two hate each other’s guts and this has gotten very personal between them. Harper ducks a chair shot from Bethany and grabs her flipping her upside down back first into the barricade! Harper grabs the chair and begins smashing it into the leg of Bethany while she is still upside down up against the barricade! Bethany is in a bad way here as Harper raises the chair up defiantly.
James Peters: The crowd has no love for either of these two but it is obvious that they are enjoying seeing them beat the living hell out of each other here tonight. I don’t think the fans cheering the chair are necessarily cheering for Harper Lee but they just want to see her continue to destroy Dr. Bethany Blue with that steel chair! Harper helps Bethany back up and tosses her into the ring. Harper flips the apron up and is shown pulling a wooden table out from beneath!
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!
James Peters: Well it looks like the crowd is getting exactly what they want as Harper Lee brings that table into the ring and props it up against the ring ropes. Harper turns to Dr. Bethany Blue who is back up on her feet. Bethany fighting back with hard right hands as soon as Harper grabs her. Bethany takes notice of the table propped up in the ring and hits Harper towards it. Bethany then whips Harper away from the table before yanking her arm back and sending Harper face first into the wooden table! Harper goes flying into the table but the table doesn’t break and Harper bounces off it and lands motionless in the middle of the ring! Harper just got a taste of wood there as this could be Bethany’s real chance to turn this all around.
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue is shown adjusting the table moving it off the ropes and instead propping it up more safely in the corner up against the turnbuckle. Bethany then turns around and pulls Harper Lee up. Bethany gets a hand full of hair as she turns around and runs at full speed into the table slamming Harper into it yet again! Harper bounces off the table once more and collapses in the ring. Harper just isn’t big enough to break the table and she isn’t even really going through it she’s just having her head bashed off it!
(The camera zooms in on the table which shows multiple cracks where the skull of Harper Lee has been bashed off it.)
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue putting her table skills to use here as she makes her way out onto the apron and it looks like Bethany might be going up top. Bethany is climbing up the turnbuckle and going to the top on the corner where the table has been propped up in! I wonder what Bethany has planned here… Harper Lee is getting back up as she sees Bethany and staggers into the corner. As Harper does so the table adjusts and smacks back hitting Bethany and nearly knocking her off the top rope! But Bethany manages to stay up on top! Harper grabs the table and pulls it out of the corner before charging in with the table swinging it so it hits Bethany!
Persephone: Oh no! She’s going to fall off! Lemme record this…
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee charges in swinging the table at full speed hitting Dr. Bethany Blue off the top rope and sending her flying! But Bethany holds onto the top rope causing her to flip over the top rope and catch herself hanging upside down by the legs from the top rope! Bethany somehow managed to avoid a very disastrous fall there! As Harper swung that table she lost control and let go of it with the table falling to the outside of the ring once more. But Harper sees that Bethany is upside down over the top rope nearly falling to the outside and she is looking to take advantage of that situation for sure!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue is not moving after being smashed right in the skull from that table. Harper Lee moves in looking to knock her off… but Bethany while upside down throws a punch through the ropes catching Harper right in the face! Harper staggers backwards falling on her back as Bethany flips off the ropes and lands on her feet in the ring. She is shown adjusting her jaw as she walks around the ring and I literally cannot believe she just took a table to the skull and now is just shaking it off. What the hell is this woman even made of?
Persephone: You have to wonder if she took some kind of painkiller before this match or something. You know she’s a doctor and she has access to that kind of thing! Grounds for disqualification if you ask me!
James Peters: Well nobody did ask you. Sorry that was rude. Anywhoo back to the match as Dr. Bethany Blue turns to Harper Lee who has rolled out onto the apron and is up on her hands and knees. Bethany runs off the ropes and hits a Baseball Slide sending Harper flying off the apron and going side first into the barricade at ringside. Harper eating some real damage here as Bethany is shown being handed a purse from an elderly woman at ringside. Bethany swings the purse and it flies right into the head of Harper who drops motionlessly. Bethany hands the purse back to the old woman who opens it to reveal a brick within! Our fans are the best for real.
Rich Russillo: Someone’s abuela wilding out here tonight. You know that these lucha libre fans have been wild all night and now they are getting involved and there is absolutely nothing the referee can do about it! Bethany is now wrapping someone’s shoe string around the throat of Harper Lee on the floor and choking the life out of her! Harper is clawing at the arms of Bethany trying to break free but she just might be suffocated here tonight! Harper slowly getting back up to her feet and trying to break free and eventually manages to strain her neck enough to break the string and break free! But immediately Bethany slams the shoe right up against the head of Harper sending her reeling back up against the apron.
James Peters: Harper Lee falls back first into the steel turnbuckle outside the ring before walking desperately away from Dr. Bethany Blue who is chasing after her in full pursuit! Bethany runs up behind Harper with a Running Dropkick to her back sending her flying towards the timekeeper who moves out of the way just in time! But Harper instead goes head first into the timekeeper’s chair! Harper crawling around ringside now as Bethany climbs up on the announce table and runs off it hitting a Flying-
Rich Russillo: No wait! Harper Lee back up just in time as Dr. Bethany Blue leaps off the announce table! Harper grabs Bethany in midair and twists her around with a Spinning Side Slam! Both competitors collapse on the outside of the ring as Harper may have found a way to stop Bethany’s attack but the damage may have already been done! Both competitors grabbing and clawing at each other here on the outside as they slowly get back up. A big clubbing blow to head from Bethany sends Harper falling across the apron. But Bethany not letting up she grabs the skull of Harper and bashes it off the apron. Bethany grinding the eyes of Harper across the apron before grabbing her and whipping her hard into the barricade at ringside. Bethany then grabs Harper and continues to drag her across the apron around ringside before taking her up the entrance ramp! Where is she taking her?
James Peters: Harper Lee collapses on the ramp as Dr. Bethany Blue is shown dragging her by the arm up the ramp. But eventually Harper is not cooperating with this and Bethany is shown ducking behind the curtain. Bethany then emerges from the curtain and is shown wielding a metal trash can! She just stole the trash can from gorilla and that thing is full of trash! Bethany dumps the trash can over the head of Harper Lee who staggers down the ramp before falling and rolling down towards the ringside area. Harper dislodges the trash can from over her head before rolling into the ring. Harper is coughing and trying to get the garbage out of her hair but Bethany just tossed the can back into the ring! Bethany just jumped into the ring as Harper turns around… Harper eats the trash can right to the face! Bethany with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: No! The kickout from Harper Lee! Dr. Bethany Blue is going to do it again! She didn’t get the result she was looking for there and for that Harper must suffer! Bethany grabs the trash can and is going to ram it right into the head of Harper once again-
James Peters: But Harper Lee ducks under it causing Dr. Bethany Blue to slam the trash can into the corner! Bethany drops the trash can from the impact and turns around… and Harper is wielding a glass tequila bottle! Harper smashes the bottle over the head of Bethany out of nowhere! Bethany introducing trash into this match has backfired as Harper found something of use in all of that filth! Somehow Bethany staying on her feet after that glass shattered over her skull but she has a glazed over look in her eyes and she’s not moving! Harper runs off the ropes… Double Axe Handle to the face and down goes Bethany! Harper into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The kickout by Dr. Bethany Blue! And now Harper Lee is dumping whatever trash remains in the can on Bethany as a form of payback. These two hate each other’s guts if that wasn’t clear from this entire week of bad blood and smack talk between them! They are continuing that disrespect here tonight in the ring as Harper slams the metal trash can down hard across the back of Bethany. Bethany looks disgusted as she realizes she has trash in her hair now as well and rolls over trying to get it off her. But Harper is stalking her and stomping on her arms. Bethany tries to grab the bottom rope but Harper stomps on her hand! Harper grabs the neck of Bethany and places it over the bottom rope and applies the knee to the back of the neck! Harper is choking Bethany out here and suffocating her.
James Peters: But Dr. Bethany Blue is fighting back! Bethany powers out of it and hits some back elbow strikes causing Harper Lee to stagger backwards and fall down into the corner. Harper slowly pulling herself back up as it looks like Bethany is laying on the bottom rope still unable to get up. Harper grabs her and again begins to choke her out using the ropes! Harper is going to keep this up until Bethany has no oxygen left and passes out! It might be the only way she can win this match!
Persephone: I’m glad she finally found a way to win but why did it have to take this long? I really wish Luis were in this match, to be honest.
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee with a hard stomp to the gut of Dr. Bethany Blue who is lying motionlessly on the bottom rope having been choked out. Bethany rolls over onto her back on the ropes as Harper pulls her up and begins to deliver repeated back chops to the chest. Bethany barely able to stand here and is getting worn out with those chops and just standing up using the ropes out of instinct at this point. Bethany collapses in the ring onto her knees as Harper runs off the ropes… Running Big Boot to the face from Harper knocks Bethany the hell out! Harper into yet another cover and this has to be it!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: Kickout by Dr. Bethany Blue! How the hell… Bethany has to be kicking out on pure instinct at this point! Bethany sitting back up but Harper Lee drives a fist down right into the top of her head repeatedly. Bethany lying motionlessly in the ring but Harper grabs her and tosses her hard into the corner turnbuckle. Bethany goes flying right into the turnbuckle shoulder first! Harper now hammering the back of Bethany with shots as she drags her out of the corner. Harper pulling Bethany up and hooks the arm looking for a Suplex here-
Rich Russillo: But Dr. Bethany Blue collapses in the ring unable to stand any further! Harper Lee unable to keep Bethany up as she staggers back across the ring. Harper rolls out of the ring and grabs one of the chairs lying about and slides back into the ring. Bethany is in the corner and she is now just seeing Harper approach with that chair! Harper raises the chair high as she walks across the ring looking to bring it down on top of the head of Bethany! Bethany moves out of the way!-
James Peters: But she doesn’t move out of the way quite enough! Harper Lee drops the chair down hard across the leg of Dr. Bethany Blue. Harper is talking some smack but our mics didn’t quite catch what she said there.
Persephone: She probably said she wishes the match was over which I think we all do Harper.
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee brings the chair down again hard across the leg and knee of Dr. Bethany Blue! Bethany might not even be able to stand anymore as this match goes on! Harper grabs the leg of Bethany and jerks it hard yanking her across the ring into the center of the ring! Harper hooks the leg twisting it around into a Figure 4 Legloc-
James Peters: No! Dr. Bethany Blue pulls Harper Lee into a Small Package!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Kickout by Harper Lee! Dr. Bethany Blue nearly stole one right there and you can see the look of surprise on Harper’s face. She did not see that coming at all. Both competitors now slowly back to their feet with Bethany limping on that hurt leg. You have to imagine it takes incredible pain tolerance to be able to stand up after those chair shots to the leg.
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee now staggering into the arms of Dr. Bethany Blue who hooks the neck and begins to pound repeatedly on the back of Harper. Bethany holding Harper up, possibly looking to drop her with a DDT here! Harper is struggling however but Bethany continues to pound on the back of Harper. Bethany falls backwards with the DDT driving Harper head first right on top of a steel chair!
Crowd: :damn:
James Peters: This crowd is shook as Harper Lee might have just suffered a severe concussion by being dropped head first on that chair with the DDT! But can Dr. Bethany Blue make it to the cover? Bethany crawling across the ring and shoots one arm across Harper to make the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee kicks out! Dr. Bethany Blue not even able to react to this but you have to imagine that she was desperately hoping that would be the end of the match. Bethany now rolling to the outside of the ring as she flips up the apron… Bethany just pulled out a kendo stick! Bethany just grabbing something at random and that happened to be under the ring for some reason. We really need to ask our ring crew workers why they keep putting these things under the ring.
James Peters: It’s almost like they are encouraging this sort of violence! They knew there was a No Holds Barred match tonight and decided to take full advantage. Bethany hits Harper across the back with the kendo stick! No wait! Harper moved out of the way! Harper rolls across the ring and manages to get up to her feet! Bethany swings with the kendo stick but Harper ducks it! Harper with a Roundhouse Kick knocking the kendo stick out of the hands of Bethany!
Persephone: No I wanted to see her get hit with that!
Rich Russillo: But Dr. Bethany Blue fighting back throwing shots to the face of Harper Lee who is retaliating with her own strikes! Looks like Bethany is getting the advantage here as Harper falls into her arms and Bethany out of nowhere connects with the Remedy! Bethany dropping Harper face first onto the mat in the ring as Bethany slides into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Another kickout by Harper Lee! Harper somehow managing to hang in there as this match continues on! Bethany back up but Harper has the kendo stick and lifts it up slightly causing Bethany to trip over it and land flat on her face!
Rich Russillo: Smart move there by Harper Lee who now gets up to her feet with the kendo stick and brings it down repeatedly over the back of Dr. Bethany Blue! Harper is breaking that kendo stick over the back of Bethany and it is beginning to fracture and splinter from the force! Harper is going to beat down Bethany until she can’t hit her with that stick anymore and Bethany is desperately trying to crawl out of the ring to escape! Harper has snapped and so has that kendo stick as it cracks across the back of Bethany and breaks into two. But now Harper using the broken pieces of the stick to bash on the back of Bethany not allowing her to get back up! Harper is shown grabbing the broken pieces of the kendo stick and now she is jabbing them hard into the shoulders of Bethany! Harper stabbing Bethany with those kendo stick shards!
James Peters: This is hard to watch as blood gushes out of the wounds of Dr. Bethany Blue and splashes across the ring into puddles. Harper is shown laughing and smiling clearly enjoying the suffering she is causing Dr. Bethany Blue. Harper grabs Bethany and tosses her out of the ring before wiping her hands clearly indicating that Bethany is finished and this is her ring. Bethany on the outside is slowly recovering as she tries to crawl under the ring possibly to escape. But Harper takes notice of this and is not going to allow that to happen!
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee rolls out of the ring and grabs Dr. Bethany Blue by the injured leg and yanks her out from under the ring.
James Peters: Wait what the hell…
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue has a fire extinguisher! And she is spraying the hell out of Harper Lee! Harper goes flying back out from under the ring blinded as Bethany slides out from beneath with the fire extinguisher! Harper can’t see anything! Harper slides into the ring holding her eyes in pain as Bethany slides into the ring with the fire extinguisher! And Bethany charges in looking to bash Harper across the skull with the fire extinguisher! But Harper with a kick to the gut causing Bethany to drop the fire extinguisher to the ground. Harper charges at Bethany who picks her up! Scoop Slam! Harper is fighting it but Bethany runs in and hits the slam hard down in the middle of the ring!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue feeling it now as she stumbles from the effort it took to hit that slam but Harper Lee is slowly getting back up to her feet. Bethany kicks Harper hard in the gut and hooks the arms. Double Underhook Piledriver incoming! No! Harper flips out of it and lands on her feet! But a hard forearm to the head from Bethany sends Harper flying across the ring. Harper bounces off the ropes and comes running back into Bethany with a Running Pump Kick taking her head all the way off! Harper to the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue kicks out and Harper Lee is not happy about that. Harper yelling and telling the crowd the next move is going to finish it all! Harper stomping on Bethany before pulling her up. Harper grabs Bethany from behind… HOUSE OF BALLOONS!!! No! Bethany slips out of it and manages to land on her feet! Bethany whirls around coming after Harper with a Running Clothesline! But Harper with a Leg Sweep taking Bethany down and sending her falling down in the corner in a seated position. Harper now charging across the ring with a Double Knee Strike right to the face! But Harper is not finished yet!
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!
James Peters: Harper Lee rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs the table that had fallen outside earlier. Harper slides the table back into the ring!
Persephone: Very disrespectful of our fans to demand tables to be honest. They should not be interfering with the wrestler’s strategies like that by forcing them to get tables out. I wish they would demand fire or something more violent.
Rich Russillo: Regardless of Persephone’s opinion the table is being set up in the ring and Harper Lee clearly has very devious intentions of using it here tonight. The table set up in the ring and Harper is grabbing Dr. Bethany Blue and placing her on top of it. But Bethany is kicking and fighting back getting rid of Harper! Bethany fighting her way off the table and taking it to Harper! Harper falls backwards as Bethany attacks her and takes her down with a Clothesline! Now Bethany tossing Harper onto the table but Harper doesn’t want to be there and is fighting back!
James Peters: Harper Lee rolls off the table and begins fighting back against Dr. Bethany Blue but Bethany rakes the eyes and is now gouging the eyes of Harper with her fingers. Bethany hates Harper and is slamming the back of her head down hard against the ring mat. Bethany tosses Harper onto the table and is going up to the top rope! Bethany leaps looking to put Harper through the table-
Rich Russillo: But Harper Lee moves out of the way!-
James Peters: But Dr. Bethany Blue manages to adjust herself in midair anticipating that Harper Lee would move and lands next to the table! Bethany grabs the trash can in the ring and bashes it off the skull of Harper! Harper falls backwards into the corner as Bethany slams the trash can onto the ground. But Bethany just noticed some of the garbage that fell out of that trash can and is looking at it with interest! Oh god is that?
Persephone: YES BURN THAT BITCH ALIVE!!!! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue just picked up a lighter from the ground! Bethany with an evil smile on her face as she rolls out of the ring and begins looking under it. It looks like Bethany found what she was looking for as she pulls out a can and slides back into the ring!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue now pouring lighter fluid all over the table as Harper Lee in the corner seems to realize what is going on! Harper tries to escape the ring but Bethany charges in at her ramming the can into her skull causing Harper to collapse in the corner.
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue then pulls out the lighter and despite being in the trash it looks like it is working just fine! The table has gone up in flames!
James Peters: No Bethany this is too far! Don’t do this to Harper!
Persephone: Yes kill her! She deserves it!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Harper Lee and pulls her up in the corner! Bethany is bringing Harper up to the top rope as she lifts her high into the air in Suplex position! Oh god no she’s not going to-
James Peters: THE FLAT-LINE!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH THE SIT DOWN PILEDRIVER FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!
Rich Russillo: Both Dr. Bethany Blue and Harper Lee are screaming out in pain thanks to the fire. Oh god someone needs to do something about this right now!
Persephone: No! Don’t interfere let them burn alive!
James Peters: You are sick! Someone needs to get in there right now!
(The shrieking of the competitors comes to an end as EAW ring crew storm the ring with fire extinguishers to put the flames out as a cloud covers the entire ring. Eventually the fire extinguishers have stopped being sprayed and the fog eventually clears out.)
Rich Russillo: Wait look! Dr. Bethany Blue is somehow laying on top of Harper Lee! Bethany has the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is the winner of this match… DOCTOR BETHANY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen hits over the speakers as the referee raises up Dr. Bethany Blue’s hand briefly off the mat but she is unconscious and it immediately collapses next to her.)
Rich Russillo: I feel like both of these women lost here tonight but after that very violent finish Dr. Bethany Blue managed to defeat her rival Harper Lee.
James Peters: The hate that these two women held in their hearts pushed them to extremes that I haven’t seen either go into for some time. I would wonder if this was truly over but I don’t know if either will be capable of doing anything to each other for some time.
Persephone: Good. Hopefully more wrestlers can get severely hurt so we don’t have to see them wrestle anymore. But unfortunately since this is Voltage they will probably be booked next week regardless. :mjcry: !
Rich Russillo: She might not even be aware she won but congratulations to Dr. Bethany Blue now let’s get that medical team out here to check these two.
(Sure enough, the medical team is rushing onto the scene. Both when are bloodied and battered, and not doubt gunna suffer from this match for the foreseeable future. However, the camera zooms in on their faces and there’s the slightest hint of a smile on Bethany’s, and a scowl on Harper’s.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial announcing the cancellation of the EAW signed toy hunt after 40 year old neckbeards were reported shoving small children out of the way to obtain action figures of their favorite wrestlers.)
(Road to Redemption fades into the next match graphic of the night.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… THE EAW INTERWIREEEE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!
(‘Mo Money’ by Ben McLusky can be heard as the crowd erupts into immediate boos, not responding to the appearance of Ronan Malosi in a positive manner as he makes his way out from the back and to the entrance ramp. Ronan sports a confident smirk on his face as he gazes at the audience with a nod, undermining their reactions as he proceeds to walk down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger! Residing from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 250 pounds… RONAN, MAAAAAALOSI!!!
Stew-O: Not Ronan Malosi’s first Interwire Championship opportunity of the season, but he looks to assure that it’ll be the last time he’s contending for the title as the possibility of becoming a two-time champion is within reach! Theron is an accomplished man of his own caliber, but Ronan cannot be overlooked.
Jake Mercer: Well duh, of course he can’t! Ronan will find a way to lock in and secure the biggest victory of his career, one way or another, he will be able to get the job done!! Can we not forget that he has a SINGLES WIN over the champion already?!? This man deserves his flowers! He’s finally getting them tonight!
Flannery McCoy: :francis: While it’s difficult to deny that Ronan has a big chance to shock the world tonight, are we also forgetting that he couldn’t defeat the previous Interwire Champion, Jay Jerry Johnson? Who Theron would dethrone, but nonetheless, we’re gonna see fantastic Interwire action!
(‘Prey’ by Parkway Drive can be heard blasting through the speakers as the crowd moves into cheers. Theron Nikolas makes his way out from the back with the Interwire Championship around his waist, looking ahead to the ring as he has a focused expression that doesn’t mask his slight grin. He takes a brief glance at the audience before walking down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent! From Edmonton, Alberta Canada, weighing in at 224 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION! THEROOOOOOON NIKOLAS!!!
Stew-O: And here we have the Interwire Champion! Theron Nikolas may not have had the best of luck with Ronan, but he’s here to defend his title and get the chip off of his shoulder that Ronan has undoubtedly become heading into this championship match!
Jake Mercer: Oh please, Theron’s holding the championship, THAT much is for certain, but we aren’t gonna sit here and deny the work that Ronan has done. He’s here for a reason, he has this opportunity for a reason. As certain as I am, he could be walking out of here with the gold, in honor of the one and only. ☝️
Flannery McCoy: The same man who won’t be present for the foreseeable future…? Without that primary source of drive that his presence seemed to give Ronan, now we will have to see the challenger measure up to the task through his own merit…
(Both men stand across from one another in the ring, and he remains in his corner as he hands the Interwire Championship over to the referee. The referee raises the title high for the crowd to see with applause, before handing it off and briefly checking both elitists. He gives them nods of assurance before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we’re off! Theron Nikolas versus Ronan Malosi for the Interwire Championship! Ronan seems to be in quite the enthusiastic spirits as he’s leaned back against the turnbuckle, not giving Theron the most engaging start as the champion emerges from his corner. Ronan shakes his head before finally moving away from his corner and toward Theron, the two beginning to circle the ring. Ronan has the size advantage over Theron Nikolas, but Theron is the reigning champion and has quite the in-ring capacity on his side. Ronan’s intent on playing to his strengths, putting his hand up while in a more crouched stance as he seeks out a test of strength with Theron. The champion stays on his toes, but seems to entertain this notion for a test of strength as he raises his own hand up to Ronan’s. Now Ronan raises another one, and as Theron’s putting his other arm upward… Theron with a sudden kick right to Ronan’s midsection!
Flannery McCoy: That seems to get a positive reception from the crowd tonight! Ronan’s got a hand on his abdomen, but not before Theron nails a sharp uppercut that causes Ronan to stumble back just a bit! The bigger man will be a task to chop down here, but Theron has been met with challenges time and time again in his career. The Interwire Champion sends a side kick right across Ronan’s leg that causes him to groan out and latch onto the ropes! But Theron isn’t interested in giving Ronan any time to recoup, sending another kick right across Ronan’s leg as the challenger’s now stumbling over to the corner! Ronan leans against the turnbuckle, with his hand on his knee now but not nearly enough time to see the right that’s sent right across his jaw!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh c’mon!!! All Ronan wanted was a simple test of strength, but Theron needed to be cheap and throw the kick!!! Now he’s raining down the deliberate kicks right across Ronan’s midsection while he’s stuck in the corner! The champ’s holding onto the ropes and stomping away as Ronan doesn’t have the means to defend himself, now the referee is counting down! I bet this chump would take the disqualification over beating Ronan Malosi fair and square!!! The referee’s count is starting to reach four!!!
Stew-O: Now Theron’s backing off from Ronan with his hands raised up to indicate exactly that, but he proceeds to move right back to the challenger and maintain this control—but Ronan’s not having any of that as a sharp right across Theron’s very own jaw can be heard! Now Theron’s forced to back away from Ronan as he clutched onto his jaw! Ronan quickly moves out from the corner and sends a clobbering strike right over Theron’s back that causes the champion to stagger forward onto the ropes!! Ronan continues on with the assault, keeping his forearm situated over the back of Theron’s neck as he sends repeated forearms right to the back of Theron! The referee once again counts but this time on Theron’s behalf, I’m certain Ronan’s gonna make the most of these next few seconds before the referee can reach five!
Jake Mercer: You already know he will! And he backs away just before the count of five, Ronan Malosi may be a lot of things but one thing he IS NOT is an idiot! Ronan will be taking this match at a speed that he sees fit, and he’s well on his way toward championship gold for the second time in his career! Now Theron’s moving away from ropes and Ronan sees another opportunity emerge, sending an open handed CHOP right across Theron’s chest with authority!!! Theron’s gonna be feeling THAT for the next few weeks I’m sure of it!!
Flannery McCoy: Now we see Ronan, keeping this match at a slower pace, which I’m certain will irk plenty of the fans here tonight who prefer their Interwire action to be a bit more exciting. He aims for another open-handed chop that catches Theron across the chest once more! The Interwire Champion now stumbles against the ropes while Ronan sees another window of opportunity here. He quickly rushes toward Theron and aims for a clothesline that’ll send him over the ropes—BUT THERON DUCKS WHILE PULLING THE TOP ROPE DOWNWARDS! Ronan’s momentum can’t be stopped as he sends himself over the top rope and crashes onto the ringside floor!
Stew-O: Ronan’s now met with a bad hand here, but finding his footing rather quickly as he’s able to use our desk here to push himself back up to his feet! But Theron’s already sliding under the bottom rope and is now situated right on the apron! Ronan takes his gaze back toward the ring and upward to Theron—ONLY TO BE PLANTED DOWN WITH A DIVING METEORA FROM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!! The meteora sends Ronan falling flat on his back right onto the ringside floor without avail!!! Theron’s in complete control!!
Jake Mercer: This is NOT looking good for the former Interwire Champ’ himself right now! Theron’s able to will himself back up to his feet, and this gets a very positive reaction from the fans nearby who represent the overall undeserved scrutiny that the challenger is receiving tonight!!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan’s crawling around at ringside, eagerly moving toward the apron as he placed his hand right over it to bring himself back up to his feet. Theron spots Ronan getting his bearings back in order, and he’s not willing to entertain that idea. The champion sends a kick right across Ronan’s thigh that causes the challenger to groan out in pain before moving toward our desk! Now Theron’s pursuing Ronan much more actively here, grabbing the back of his head and SLAMMING Ronan face-first right onto the announce desk!!!
Jake Mercer: EASY, THERON! EASY! Great, he’s doing everything to NOT listen to me as he slams Ronan’s face right onto our desk for a second time!!! But what he can’t overlook now is the referee that’s counting down, ‘cause the count is following up into greater numbers!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew-O: Now Theron is taking note of the count, and he gets to keep a hold of Ronan, and leads him over to the ring while he’s not able to fight back! Theron manages to toss Ronan back into the ring, and Theron now finds himself climbing back up to his feet as he uses the ropes to get himself up—BUT RONAN WITH A KICK TO THE ROPES AS THEY HIT THERON’S THROAT! Theron’s coughing up a storm as he’s seated on the apron, clutching onto the ropes with an arm! This is not looking good for the champion here, and Ronan’s taking advantage of an impulsive maneuver as he’s going through the ropes and situating himself with Theron on the apron!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan has his eyes set directly on Theron! Before Theron could get himself back up fully—HE’S MET WITH A FIERCE THROAT CHOP THAT ONLY CAUSES THERON TO COUGH UP EVEN FURTHER!! Now Ronan quickly shifts Theron around his arms and off the apron, he has him hoisted from off the apron and he’s prepared to deliver the worst onto the champion… SIDEWALK SLAM ONTO THE APRON!!! THERON’S BACK HITS THE APRON HARD AS RONAN REMAINS ON HIS FEET AT RINGSIDE AFTER THE MOVE!!
Jake Mercer: THE CHAMP’S IN DEEP WATERS NOW!!! RONAN’S GOT THE ANSWER TO ANY PROBLEM IN HIS WAY! Now he’s dragging Theron away from the apron and down to the ringside floor, pulling him over to the nearest barricade as Theron doesn’t have the slightest clue what he’s gonna do now! Ronan’s got Theron in position, and he proceeds to HOIST THE CHAMP UP… OH MY GOD! POWERBOMB ONTO THE UNFORGIVING EDGE OF THE BARRICADE!!! THERON’S LIMP ON THE FLOOR AND IMMOBILE!!!
Stew-O: Ronan may have changed the entire trajectory of this match moving forward! He may even be able to secure victory right here and right now!!! He is eagerly dragging Theron away from the barricade, and he proceeds to toss him back into the ring. Now Ronan’s quickly sliding into the ring and pushing Theron away from the ropes, before hooking the leg and going for the pin! We could see a new champion right here!!!
Referee: ONEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOPE! KICKOUT FROM THERON! Ronan seems to be allowing this kickout to seep through with anger already, he’s glaring at the referee with a frustrated look! But it doesn’t take long for Ronan to get back on the offense, stomping down right onto Theron’s midsection as Theron lets out a groan in pain!! The champion is trying to crawl back toward the ropes and use the much needed leverage, but Ronan is as deliberate with his stomps as he is calculated when focused, stomping DOWN on Theron’s hand without avail!
Jake Mercer: This is Ronan in his element, Ronan performing at a level that not many will ever encapsulate ONCE in their career! He makes it work, and TONIGHT can be the night that HIS way translates into career defining success once again! Ronan with ANOTHER stomp onto Theron’s back as the Interwire Champ sees himself hurrying over to the corner! Ronan proceeds to hold onto the top ropes, before sending the stomps down right onto Theron! Stomp after stomp, right onto the chest of the champion that he has not had an issue with keeping down! Theron’s reign is slipping right through his fingers with each passing second!!
Stew-O: The referee has been counting down as he has to, and Ronan steps away from Theron immediately just before the 5! The referee seems to be making an attempt to give Ronan his scolding, but the challenger is seemingly raising his fists in the air as the fans tonight aren’t responding so positively! But I’m sure that’s not what we’ve come to expect from Ronan Malosi…
Flannery McCoy: Ronan surely has no shortage of his taunts regardless of the opportunity that’s presented of did him, nonetheless, he sees Theron is still down, and wastes not another second soon after rushing toward Theron with a boo—BUT THERON WITH A KICK OF DESPERATION RIGHT TO RONAN’S LEG! RONAN’S FACE COLLIDES WITH THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AFTER HIS KNEE BUCKLED! Theron’s pushing through the pain of Ronan’s previous onslaught and willing himself back up to his feet!!! Ronan’s taking longer to recuperate and this allows Theron to take full action into effect, rushing back toward Ronan AND NAILING A MISSILE DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!
Stew-O: Ronan’s considerably dazed right now!!! If colliding face first with the turnbuckle wasn’t enough, the missile dropkick from Theron absolutely did the number to Ronan as he is stumbling away from the corner and begins crawling around, not having a clue where he is! Now the Reaper’s got more up his sleeve to regain much needed momentum in this match, moving over to Ronan’s position as the challenger stumbles his way back up to his feet… before Theron quickly turns Ronan around and RIGHT INTO A REVERSE STO!!! RONAN PLANTED FACE-FIRST ON THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: Wait a sec—he’s not done?!? THERON CAN’T BE GOING FOR THE DEADLIFT! THIS IS A SIX-EIGHT BEHEMOTH OF A MAN, THERON! DON’T BOTHER!
Flannery McCoy: YOU’D BE WRONG, JAKE! THERON’S AIMING TO DEADLIFT RONAN FROM OFF OF THE MAT WHILE THE CHALLENGER CAN’T GO ANYWHERE ELSE! But it seems the Interwire Champion is having considerable difficulties doing such as his back has faced quite the pressure from prior efforts of Ronan! It may not actually look like Theron will be able to pull it off—BUT HE DOES!!!!! THERON DEADLIFTS RONAN OFF OF THE MAT AND ALL THE WAY UPWARD, BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX! RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!! NOW THE CHAMPION COVERS RONAN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: NOT QUITE! KICKOUT!! Theron’s surely sporting quite the bewildered expression on his face as Ronan is able to weather the storm here, but perhaps it’s only for the moment as Theron’s not gonna waste too much time understanding what’s next! He drags the challenger to the nearest corner possible, positioning Ronan in a peculiar spot before he proceeds to go through the ropes and make his ascent up to the top turnbuckle! This is where Theron makes immense use of the patented ‘Six Star’ Frog Splash that can secure a successful title defense much further!!!
Jake Mercer: WHICH AIN’T HAPPENING! ‘CAUSE RONAN IS AWARE ENOUGH TO GET BACK UP AND CATCH THERON WITH A SWIFT RIGHT!! Theron’s momentarily stunned as Ronan’s found a way to stay in this, not that any doubts would’ve been had anyhow! Ronan now gets himself up to the middle turnbuckle, and he goes for another right while Theron’s in a seated position on the top turnbuckle.. but Theron’s fighting back! He blocks the right and sends a forearm right across the temple of the challenger!!! And ANOTHER forearm follows as Ronan’s rocked! The champ uses his leg to kick Ronan into the chest and force him to back off as Ronan stumbles away from the turnbuckle, remaining on his feet!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan’s back is turned as well!! He’s trying to shake off the forearms that Theron was able to deliver as the kick got the challenger away from the same corner! Theron’s still propped up at the top of the turnbuckle, and there’s no other direction to go but with an aerial assault to put the big man down! Theron TAKES FLIGH—SUPERMAN PUNCH?!?!?? THE SUPERMAN PUNCH WHILE THERON WAS MID-AIR CONNECTS AND THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!!!
Jake Mercer: YESSSSS THE ESSENCE OF OUR KAISER LIVES ON!!! RONAN IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE PIN!!! RIGHTFUL CHAMP’S ON THE WAY!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TH—
Flannery McCoy: NOT JUST YET, JAKE! KICKOUT FROM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!! Ronan seemed prepared to lash out and whatnot, but he is actually sporting quite the devious grin over his face here. He gets himself back up to his feet and—oh no… he’s moving into the corner, farthest from Theron as possible, and he is—
Jake Mercer: IT’S TIIIIIIIIIME!!!! THE KAISER MAY NOT BE HERE TO WITNESS THIS HONORING, BUT HE’S WITH US IN SPIRIT! RONAN’S PRIMED AND READY IN THE CORNER AS THERON’S SLOWLY RISING TO HIS FEET!! HOW SYMBOLIC WOULD THIS BE?!? FOR RONAN MALOSI’S SECOND CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY! NOW RONAN LETS OUT A BIG ONE FOR THE KAISER!
Ronan Malosi: OHHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stew-O: Looks like we’re really gonna see it then!!! Theron’s beginning to turn as Ronan doesn’t let another second go to waste, rushing toward Theron with all of his speed and aiming for his very own ‘HUNGER ON HILLSID’—THERON WITH A SPEAR OF HIS OWN!!!! THERON’S SPEAR SENDS RONAN CRASHING DOWN ONTO HIS BACK IN DRAMATIC FASHION!! MY COLLEAGUE HERE IS LEFT WITH HIS JAW DROPPED AS NOW RONAN’S LEFT IN A BAD WAY AFTER THE DESPERATE SPEAR FROM THERON HIMSELF!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW THERON’S NOT LETTING ANOTHER SECOND GO TO WASTE HIMSELF! He eagerly crawls under the ropes and makes his way back up to his feet on the apron using the ropes!!! He heads right back up to the corner and upward to the top of the turnbuckle!!!! There is no sign of Ronan moving here, the challenger is down and out with Theron propped right up at the top of the turnbuckle without anything stopping him!!! HE LEAPS OFF!!
Jake Mercer: ‘SIX STAR’ FROG SPLASH IS SUCCESSFUL!!!! ALL OF THERON’S BODYWEIGHT COLLIDES ONTO RONAN’S MIDSECTION!!! THERON WITH THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!!! RONAN STAYS ALIVE!!! THE DREAM REMAINS, HE’S GOT ALL OF THE FIGHT LEFT IN THE TANK!!!
Stew-O: That may continue to deplete itself as Theron has a cold expression in his eyes, glaring right toward Ronan after he managed to survive through the spear and frog splash combo! Theron makes his way back up to his feet, and he then grabs a hold of each of Ronan’s wrists, situating himself right over the challenger… Theron maintains this hold, keeping Ronan from having any means of escape before delivering a FIERCE STOMP down onto Ronan’s temple!!! Theron’s employing as much of a grip as he can over Ronan’s wrist, with quite the incensed look in his eyes as he’s delivering another IMMENSE stomp back down onto his temple!! Theron said he was gonna give Ronan a FIGHT, and he’s not holding back tonight!!
Flannery McCoy: Theron doesn’t hold back as A THIRD STOMP DOWN ONTO RONAN’S HEAD FOLLOWS!! Each stomp has been given considerably greater force than the last, Ronan’s head must be absolutely rattled as he is caught in a very difficult place to come back from! Now Theron’s slowly pulling Baron from off the mat and upward to his knees. He has Ronan in the worst place imaginable right here, and the crowd seems to know what’s gonna happen next! THE KAMIGOY—
Jake Mercer: RONAN FREES HIMSELF FROM THERON’S GRASP AND QUICKLY ROLLS UP THE CHAMP!!! SUDDEN MOVE MAY TURN INTO GOLD FOR RONAN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREE—
Stew-O: THERON ESCAPES THE ROLL UP!!! The champion rolls himself backward and back onto his feet as Ronan’s quickly moving right up into a stance as well!! But Theron is able to be up first, rushing toward Ronan and aiming for a kick right across—BUT RONAN CATCHES THE LEG, AND HE GRASPS THERON’S NECK WITH HIS OTHER HAND!!! Theron’s now in a murky spot here as Ronan’s preparing Theron for the worst here!!! Ronan’s got him in position, and he drops the champion’s leg before soon HOISTING HIM UP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THERON SQUIRMS FREE AND LANDS BACK ON HIS FEET AS HE’S SITUATED BEHIND RONAN NOW! THERON SENDS A SHARP ELBOW RIGHT TO THE BACK OF RONAN’S HEAD!! Ronan’s grasping onto the back of his head as Theron proceeds to rush the ropes!!! He rebounds back from the ropes and toward the challenger… AS RONAN AIMS FOR A LARIAT TO TAKE THERON’S HEAD OFF—BUT THERON DUCKS THE LARIAT AND MAINTAINS HIS MOMENTUM AS HE’S RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! REBOUNDING FROM THE ROPES YET AGAIN AS HIS SPEED ONLY PICKS UP BEFORE—
Jake Mercer: ‘HUNGERRRRR ONNN HILLSIIIIIIDE’!!!!! THE SPEAR CAN BE HEARD ALL AROUND THE WORLD AS RONAN TAKES THERON DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!!!!! NOW HE PINS THERON!!! DO IT FOR THE KAISER!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: KICKOUT!!! THERON REMAINS IN THIS MATCH!!! Ronan’s absolutely irate as he’s picking quite the argument with the referee while seated on the mat! Ronan’s anger being shown here in full display through his expression alone, now the challenger is keeping a hold of Theron’s wrist while getting back up to his own feet. Ronan trying all that he can to keep the battle-tested champion at bay with his offense, now it may be time… Ronan has Theron ready, and he PULLS HIM INTO THE ‘DEATH RO’—
Flannery McCoy: THERON ROLLS THROUGH AS RONAN’S ATTEMPT FOR THE ‘DEATH RO’ FALLS THROUGH!! RONAN QUICKLY SHOOTS FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT THE CHAMPION DUCKS THE DESPERATE MANEUVER AND RUSHES TOWARD THE CORNER AS RONAN SUFFERS THE MISCALCULATION!! Now Ronan’s eagerly turning back around!!! He’s rushing toward Theron—BUT THERON IS QUICKER ON HIS FEET AND KNOCKS RONAN INTO NEXT WEEK WITH THE ‘HEADHUNTER’!!!! THE BUSAIKU KNEE CATCHES RONAN RIGHT OFF HIS FEET AS HE’S IMMOBILE ON THE MAT, LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS!!
Jake Mercer: BUT THERON IS SPENT! HE IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE AND GO FOR ANY PIN!! HE’S TRYING TO GET BACK IN A BETTER STATE BEFORE EVEN TRYING! Ronan’s showing signs of life as he’s managing to get back up to his knees, shaking off the immense rattling that the ‘Headhunter’ may have inflicted on him!!!
(As Ronan’s situated in this stationary position, Theron is able to walk over to him, glaring down toward him as Ronan in a hurry aims for a gut punch—but Theron catches his left hand. Ronan aims for a quick right across Theron’s jaw… but his right hand is caught. Theron’s got a tight grip of both of his wrists as an exhausted Ronan is glaring up at the Interwire Champion with a spent and frustrated expression.)
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) YOU MORON, THIS IS MY MOMENT! MINE!! DON’T YOU GET IT?!? I NEED THIS FOR MY KAI—
Flannery McCoy: KAMIGOYEEEEE!!! THE ‘DIVINE SUNDERER’ SHUTS RONAN UP FOR GOOD AS HIS HEAD IS SENT INTO A SPIRAL AFTER THE KNEE KEEPS HIM FROM MOUTHING OFF FOR ANOTHER SECOND!! THERON DOESN’T STOP THERE!! THE CHAMPION TURNS RONAN AROUND, DRAGGING HIM UPWARD TO HIS FEET AS HE HASN’T MADE ANY FURTHER MOVEMENTS!!! THERON’S GOT A GRASP OF RONAN’S WRIST FROM BEHIND.. BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND—
Stew-O: THE ‘TOUCH OF HEROINE’ CONNECTS!!!! RONAN SENT BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT AS LARIAT IS A SUCCESS FOR THERON!!! THE COVER IS MADE!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: HOLY CRAP!!! NOT OVER YET!!!! RONAN IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!! HE’S STILL IN IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK!!! THERON’S QUICKLY SCURRYING AWAY FROM RONAN AND SHOOTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! RONAN’S SLOWLY STUMBLING UP TO A STANCE, AND THERON’S READY TO PUT RONAN AWAY RIGHT HERE!!! RONAN TURNS…. THERON AIMS FOR ‘CARPE DIEM’—
Stew-O: RONAN WITH AN EYE-POKE!!! A DESPERATE EYE-POKE CAUSES THERON TO BACK AWAY BUT RONAN KEEPS A HOLD OF THE CHAMPION’S WRIST!!! EVERY TACTIC IN THE BOOK AND HE’S GONNA DO IT!!! RONAN PULLS THERON INTO THE ‘DEATH RO’!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!! THERON MOVED AND GETS RONAN TRAPPED!!! TWISTING AROUND… ‘GHOST’S REQUIEM’!!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO SLAMS RONAN DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!! THERON IMPOSES A GLARE OVER RONAN, HE’S GONNA END THIS FOR GOOD!!!
Flannery McCoy: THERON SHIFTS HIMSELF RIGHT NEXT TO RONAN’S UPPER BODY AND GETS HIS ARM TRAPPED… ‘DYING LIGHT’!!!!!! THE ANACONDA VICE IS LOCKED IN!!!!! RONAN IS TRYING TO SQUIRM FREE FROM THE DYING LIGHT BUT IT’S NO USE!!!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY SPENT FROM THE MATCH THAT HE’S HAD TO UNDERGO!!!! THERON’S EMPLOYING THE ANACONDA VICE WITH AS MUCH PRESSURE AS HE POSSIBLY CAN!!!
Stew-O: AND THE CHALLENGER HAS NO ESCAPE!!!! THIS IS IT!!! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS GONNA RETAIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S IT!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!! THERON RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!! RONAN TAPS!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! LOOK!!! THE REFEREE IS CONFUSED!!! THERON IS TOO!!! AND LOOK WHO’S IN THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!!! IT’S ALBERT HITCHMAN!!! OH MY GOD!!!
(The referee and Theron look toward the timekeeper’s area, as Albert Hitchman can be seen ringing the bell. He also has the Interwire Championship one hand, as he exits the timekeeper’s area and to ringside with a smirk on his face.)
Stew-O: ALBERT HITCHMAN MAY HAVE JUST SAVED RONAN FROM DISASTER HERE, BUT NOW THERON IS FURIOUS!!! AND IT SEEMS ALBERT IS REGRETTING HIS DECISION, ‘CAUSE THERON IS SLIDING OUT OF THE RING AND CHASING AFTER ALBERT RIGHT NOW!!!!
Jake Mercer: RUN ALBERT RUN!!!! WE NEED YOU!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALBERT SCURRIES INTO THE RING AND THERON IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!! ALBERT DROPS THE TITLE AND GETS THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIMSELF TO KEEP AWAY FROM THERON!! THE REFEREE DOESN’T WANT ANYMORE OF THIS TO SPILL INTO THE MATCH!!
Stew-O: NOW THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION IS ON ALBERT AND HE’S TRYING TO SEND ALBERT TO THE BACK! THERON’S FRUSTRATIONS CAN BE SEEN ON HIS FACE, BUT HE’S TAKING HIS ATTENTION BACK ON THE CHALLE—WHAT THE HELL?!?!?? OH MY GOD!!!! RONAN JUST BLASTED THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THERON’S SKULL!!!! THE REFEREE’S FIXATED ON HITCHMAN AND DIDN’T SEE A THING!!! NOW HE’S DRAGGING THERON BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH IMMEDIACY AS HE TOSSES THE TITLE OUT OF THE RING!! WITH A HAND AROUND THERON’S WRIST… PULLING HIM IN!!!!
Jake Mercer: ‘DEATH RO’!!!!!!!!! THE DEATH RO IS SUCCESSFUL!!!!!! AN EXHAUSTED RONAN IS DRAPED OVER THERON AS THE REFEREE QUICKLY TURNS AND SLIDES INTO THE COUNT!!!!! FOR THE KAISER!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Oh. My. God.
Jake Mercer: HE DID IT!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! RONAN MALOSI I NEVER DOUBTED YOU!!!!!!
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNN…. RONANNNNNNN MAAALOSI!!!!!
(‘Mo Money’ hits throughout the speakers as the shock and awe can be felt through the audience in attendance, all left with the unhappiest of faces as Ronan has a wide-eyed look with a sly grin plastered over his face. The referee retrieves the Interwire Championship, and presents the title to him. Ronan snatches the championship from the referee’s hands, raising the title high as the boos only grew louder.)
Stew-O: After an undeniably shocking turn of events, not only does Ronan manage to defeat Theron once again with the help of Albert Hitchman, but he secures another accolade to his career, and can call himself a two-time Interwire Champion. I’m sure this victory means the world to Ronan after the career that he has undertaken, and now he holds gold once more.
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi is the Interwire Champion, but that’s through no fault of Theron. The former champion fought like no other, giving Ronan the fight of his life as the challenger going into this match had to use the dirtiest tricks in the book to get the job done tonight. Extremely unethical victory tonight, but as we know, Ronan Malosi is anything but ethical…
Jake Mercer: ETHICS NEVER MATTERED, FLANNERY!!! ALL THAT MATTERED WAS BECOMING CHAMPION TONIGHT, AND RONAN DID EXACTLY THAT! Albert Hitchman’s involvement can be debated as much as you’d like, but there’s no denying the result! Theron Nikolas is an incredible competitor and elitist, but tonight just wasn’t his night! Congratulations to the TWO-TIME Interwire Champion: RONAN. MALOSI.
(Ronan quickly slid out of the ring and walked backwards up the ramp as he raised the Interwire Championship high. Theron glares toward Ronan as he’s leaned against the bottom turnbuckle in a seated position, visibly frustrated with how he lost the title as Albert Hitchman accompanies Ronan from behind, nodding to his championship victory tonight as the scene fades.)
(A commercial is shown for Hot Pockets.)
(Road To Redemption comes back as the last match graphic of the night is seen flashing across the screen, the crowd in an uproar.)
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Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT!!!
Crowd: NJOFEWNUGRBUIFQWNIOGRBNBFQEIUNIODQWNIOEGWBRWBIUFUIOBQFEWINOINOQDWNGWIOENIODQWNIOWEGNIOQEFBNRWBUFQIUONFQWNIOFEWNIOFQWNIOQFWINODQWINOQFEINOFQWNIODQWINOQDWNIODQWNOIDW
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As the camera got a wide shot of the Extreme Elimination Chamber that will be containing the contestants of Voltage, ‘When Darkness Falls’ by Killswitch Engage would then hit the speakers of the stadium to an explosive mixed reaction. Cheers and boos both flooded the stadium, as the EAW World Champion himself, Drake King, made his way out onto the stage. Drake had the EAW World Championship strapped around his waist, with his weapon of choice in hand as he would begin to make his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!!!! RESIDING IN THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEL, WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS, HE IS THE CURRENT EAW WORLD CHAMPION… HE IS ‘GOD.’ DRAAAAKEEEEEEEEE KINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Ever since Fighting Spirit when Drake King had been crowned the new EAW World Champion, he has gone on a history making reign that has seen him defeat some of the very best that EAW has had to offer, and some of the fastest rising Elitists as well. Whether it was Methuselah at Pain For Pride, Alex, Ruler, and Duke at Bloodsport, CY Henderson at Territorial Invasion or most recently, Cameron Ella Ava at Wicked Games, Drake has proven that he is a changed man. That he might actually be a ‘God.’
James Peters: And now here tonight, Drake is going to be entering into his second Extreme Elimination Chamber match, and once again, he is walking in as EAW World Champion. Being the one of four Elitists that are going to start this match in the pods, the champion is going to have a massive advantage moving forward.
Persephone: I don’t think it is to anyone’s surprise what Drake Kin had chosen tonight. One of his signature weapons, that has huge significance in his career; the branding iron. All of these years later and that shit is still one of the most boring weapons I have ever seen but hey, at least it’s something violent, violence is always good.
(Drake would make it to the end of the ramp, as he eyed up the Extreme Elimination Chamber, knowing what he was getting himself into tonight. He didn’t seem too worried, confidence still oozing off the champion as he would unlatch the World Championship from his waist and hand it to the referee. He enters the chamber, posing in the middle of the ring before he would go to his pod, as he awaits the next entrant.)
(Then, it was ‘I Wish A Bitch Would’ by Delilah Bon that would hit the speakers, to a mixed reaction just as much as the champion’s, as his most recent challenger he had defended against would make her wait out onto the stage; Cameron Ella Ava! With her weapon in hand, Cameron would take a deep breath in, hyperfocused on tonight as she would begin to make her way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: NEXTLY!!! FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT 140 POUNDS, SHE IS THE ‘SERPENT!!!!!!!!!!!’ CAMERONNNNNNN ELLAAAAAAAA AVAAAAA!!!!
Rich Russillo: It was at Wicked Games a month or so ago when Cameron Ella Ava had her first shot at the EAW World Championship against Drake King, within “God’s Rules.” In this match Cameron would fight her ass off against the champion, but it wouldn’t be enough as she was sent right to hell in the match’s conclusion. Tonight, she looks to get her ultimate revenge.
James Peters: This isn’t “God’s Rules” tonight, this is the Extreme Elimination Chamber. That means there is no real advantage for the EAW World Champion, and if Cameron manages to use that well, she could be walking out of Road To Redemption tonight as World Champion.
Persephone: Can I just say that I am personally thankful you guys are letting me do the weapon analysis? I know violence like the back of my hand, and the weapon of choice that Cameron Ella Ava has chosen here tonight sure is… shocking!!!! Ahaha!!! Bringing an ELECTRIC WHIP to the match tonight, that is sure to deal heavy amounts of damage to ANY of her opponents, and if she does walk out as champion, I’m sure it is to cause a real… SHOCK VALUE! HAH! You get it?! Shock Value.
(Cameron Ella Ava would make her way into the Extreme Elimination Chamber, as she would immediately eye down the world champion who stood confidently in his pod. She made sure to taunt him as much as she could, as she would then enter her own pod with her theme fading out from there.)
(After Cameron, ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac would blast throughout the loudspeakers to an explosion of cheers, as the next challenger made his way out onto the stage, this on being in the form of a champion in his own right, the Hardcore Champion; TLA! TLA had his weapon of choice in hand, clutching it tightly as he showed it off, before making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: THIRDLY! RESIDING FROM THE POON PALACE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA, WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS, HE IS THE CURRENT EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… ‘LA PANTERA SEXUAL!!!!!!!’ T! L! A!
Rich Russillo: Looking to make history of his own right here tonight, TLA walks into the Extreme Elimination Champion with one championship strapped around his waist, and that being the Hardcore Champion, while also having the opportunity to then walk OUT of the chamber with the EAW World Championship added to that collection of gold!
James Peters: TLA has fended off all challengers for his Hardcore Championship and has felt like it was time to take a step into a new direction, thus getting his placement cemented into the Extreme Elimination Chamber here tonight. TLA has had great performances many times before within this chamber, and is looking to make another highlight tonight.
Persephone: In his hands tonight, TLA is going to be bringing in what is called a Macuahuitl, or Aztec War Club. This weapon of choice is a wooden club with several embedded obsidian blades, which produce edges sharper than high quality steel razor blades. A very themed weapon of the show here tonight and where we are at.
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(Then, ‘Stronger (salü remix)’ by The Score would hit the speakers, the crowd exploding into a frenzy of cheers as a legend of the busy and a Hall Of Famer in his own right would make his way out onto the stage; Rex McAllister! Rex had his weapon of choice close in his clutches, making sure that he didn’t let go of it for even a second, taking a look around before making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: AND THE FINAL PERSON TO ENTER A POD! RESIDING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA, WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘LIONHEART!!!!’ REEEEEEEXXXX McALLISTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m sure Rex has been waiting for an opportunity again like this for a very long time. He has been in some big matches since his return. He made an appearance at the Christmas show last year when he would fail to defeat Limmy Monaghan, but made an active return at Grand Rampage earlier this year, and has since been on an absolute tear.
James Peters: He has had his ups and he has had his downs since returning to EAW, but he has earned his way into a match like this. He poses one of the biggest threats in this match to Drake King and his EAW World Championship here tonight.
Persephone: ** **
Rich Russillo: No analysis on the weapon, Perse?
Persephone: ** **
James Peters: Fine, I’ll do it. Rex McAllister knew that type of match he was coming into tonight, and it looks like he is going to bring out the killer instinct in himself as well, as he brings a Night Watchman Thumper Mace into the Extreme Elimination Chamber..It is a solid piece of injection-molded polypropylene, which features large and small spikes and could definitely incapacitate anyone struck with it.
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Persephone: ** **
(Rex would make it to the ringside area, and was quick to enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He took a look around, eyeing TLA, Drake King, and Cameron Ella Ava all down before he would be the last one to enter a pod, his theme then fading out from there as they all would await the final two to enter the match who will start.)
(That was when, ‘Slow’ by System of a Down would hit the loudspeakers. The crowd would once again show disdain, exploding into a frenzy of boos, as it was the first of two men starting this match tonight, Mr. Wrestling XIX. He wasn’t very fond of being involved within this match but looks to go with the theme of it with his own weapon of choice, making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING THE TWO MEN WHO WILL BE STARTING THIS MATCH, FIRST! FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, WEIGHING IN AT 233 POUNDS, HE IS… MR… WRESTLING… X! I! X!
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling XIX has been a rising Elitist, at least within EAW territory, since his debut in the company, and has been a fast one at that. He has had some huge wins here, as well as challenging for championships such as the Hardcore Championship at Territorial Invasion. But tonight, he steps into unlikely territory, one he wasn’t very fond of, in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
James Peters: Ironically enough, that Mr. Wrestling XIX is going to be starting tonight’s match against the man who he had defeated at Wicked Games a month or so ago, and the man who he had tried to injure and put on the shelf in Jack Ripley. Those two have had tons of bad blood, and it continues in the chamber here tonight for the EAW World Championship. As for his weapon–
Persephone: NOPE. I HAVE IT HANDLED, JAMES. As for the weapon of this old fuck, Mr. Wrestling XIX enters the Extreme Elimination Chamber with a unique approach in his own right. A very musical one, bringing in a guitar that has barbed wire wrapped around the base of it, as well as barbed wire intertwined with the strings of the instrument of mass destruction.
(Mr. Wrestling would then make it to the ringside area, letting out a very deep sigh before he would make his way up the steps and into the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He enters the ring, and takes a very long look around the structure, and all of the Hall Of Famers that surrounded him; being contained by pods, knowing he was about to be joined by one more…)
(Which would exactly be when ‘Bounce Back’ by Big Sean hit the speakers. The crowd would explode into cheers once more, as the final man to be entering this match would walk out onto the stage; that being Jack Ripley! Jack had his weapon draped over his shoulder carrying it with him that was… very festive themed, before making his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST! FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘STRAIGHT SHOOTER!!!!!!!!!” JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK RIPLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jack Ripley here tonight, is looking for the bounce back of the century. It is well known that Jack hasn’t had the best of luck these last couple of seasons, years even, ever since he lost the Answers World Championship back in 2020, but he has been on a consistent and constant quest to change that, and he looks to do exactly that by winning the EAW World Championship within the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
James Peters: I already said it, but it is very ironic that Jack Ripley is going to be starting the match here tonight with the same man who had tried to put him on the shelf just last month at Wicked Games. Jack has had a lot of history with most of the Elitists in this match, and he is looking to pull a shock on the world in his own right.
Persephone: …:comeagain:
Rich Russillo: Yes, Perse?
Persephone: jr:
James Peters: Would you please describe to us his weapon?
Persephone: I fucking hate this guy for not bringing the railroad spike back this year. Tonight, Jack Ripley’s weapon is… Santa’s sack. Why? I don’t know. But I am assuming there are going to be some very deadly weapons in that sack, like guns and knives or grenades or something.
Rich Russillo: Or maybe… It will be Christmas themed weapons!
Persephone: Fuck off.
(Jack would then enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber, his eyes not leaving Mr. Wrestling XIX for a second. He enters the ring and backs into his corner. Everybody was ready, the door was closed and locked shut, the referee standing in the middle of the ring gave a quick check in, before calling for the bell… as this match is now underway.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: THE BELL HAS RUNG AND THIS MATCH HASN’T EVEN BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE TO BREATHE! RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, JACK TAKES A CANDY CANE KENDO STICK AND SWINGS IT AT MR. WRESTLING!
Persephone: YEAH, I LOVE THE VIOLENCE- Did you just say candy cane kendo stick?
James Peters: CANDY CANE KENDO STICK! MR. WRESTLING TRIES TO RETALIATE WITH HIS BARBED WIRE GUITAR, BUT JACK IS SUCCESSFUL IN KNOCKING IT OUT OF HIS HANDS BEFORE BEGINNING TO SLAM THE KENDO STICK REPEATEDLY AGAINST HIS SIDE! MR. WRESTLING IS TRYING TO FEND OFF THE ATTACK BUT ULTIMATELY IT’S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE, AS JACK SLAMS REPEATED SHOTS TO HIS ABDOMEN THAT LEAVE HIM BACKED AGAINST THE CORNER, STRUGGLING TO GET ANY GROUND!
Rich Russillo: THE FUN IS OVER THOUGH, MR. WRESTLING GRABS A HOLD OF THE KENDO STICK BEFORE YANKING IT AWAY, TOSSING IT OUTSIDE THE RING AS HE GRABS THE HEAD OF JACK AND DRIVES HIS FIST RIGHT AGAINST HIS FACE! We know that there is no love loss between the two, especially after their debacle heading into Wicked Games, and they’re more than eager to get their hands on one another! Jack especially knows how he’ll need to redeem himself from that night and the only way is to get Mr. Wrestling out of this match!
James Peters: Easier said than done though, Rich. Mr. Wrestling has him by the head as he turns him around, SLAMMING HIM AGAINST THE CORNER INSTEAD! Jack quickly goes up to block his head, but seeing that coming Mr. Wrestling ducks under, BEGINNING TO DRIVE REPEATED SHOULDER THRUSTS AGAINST HIS ABDOMEN! Jack is gasping for air right now as Mr. Wrestling knows that he needs to take advantage of this while he has the opportunity! He grabs a hold of him and sends him downward toward the middle of the ring, as he sizes Jack up and runs toward him…
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK CATCHES HIM RIGHT IN TIME WITH ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!
Persephone: WRONG! SUPERKICK ATTEMPT AVOIDED AS MR. WRESTLING RUBBED HIS TWO BRAIN CELLS TOGETHER AND ROLLED UP JACK INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN! PLEASE GOD LET HIM BE ELIMINATED!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
James Peters: BUT JACK KICKS OUT! Both of them are back up to their feet, and before Jack can do anything, Mr. Wrestling catches him with a boot to the abdomen! Jack doubles over as Mr. Wrestling then proceeds to grab him by the wrist and send him to the ropes… BUT BEFORE HE CAN FOLLOW UP, JACK LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT HURRICANRANA! Mr. Wrestling is taken down to the mat but quickly rolls back up to a knee, trying his best to rebound before Jack can officially sway the offense in his favor…
Rich Russillo: JACK GOING FOR ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’! RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF A KNEELING MR. WRESTLING XIX!
Persephone: BUT MR. WRESTLING JUST TOOK JACK’S OWN SANTA SACK AND WACKED UP RIGHT ACROSS THE SIDE OF HIS FACE, TAKING HIM OUT! HAH!
(Mr. Wrestling realizes that his weapon of choice is too far away to take the risk of heading over and taking it for himself, so instead he resorts to using Jack’s weapon against him. He opens the sack and looks inside, presumably seeing several Christmas-themed weapons with a disgusted expression on his face, not looking to play around with this debauchery. He quickly shoves it away and decides to continue with traditional professional wrestling.)
Persephone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE! WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS DEAL?! AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER WITH NO WEAPONS IS HE FUCKING CRAZY?!
Rich Russillo: Mr. Wrestling has had his apprehension about the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and says that he finds it hard to believe that the winner of the night is going to end up being the better man out of all of them when they have to resort to such weapons and violence. I don’t think he wants to mess around with barbed wire and whatever Jack has for him there.
James Peters: He makes his way back over to Jack, grabbing a hold of him by the head and dragging him up to his feet, but before he can do anything, it’s Jack who begins to send strikes to the face! Trying to overwhelm him earlier and shift the odds in his favor, he knows that if he lets Mr. Wrestling get too far into this match in control then it’s going to cost him. Jack winds up… BUT BEFORE HE CAN, MR. WRESTLING SENDS A HARD KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN! Mr. Wrestling then grabs him by the arm again, trying to send him to the ropes one more time in hopes of taking him back down to the ground… BUT JACK GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD HOPING TO COUNTER BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING!
Rich Russillo: BUT MR. WRESTLING SEES IT COMING AND MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT IN TIME! Jack sprints forward trying to rebound…
James Peters: BUT MR. WRESTLING POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE GOING FOR A ‘KNEEBOMB’ ATTEMPT! POWERBOMB TO JACK WITH HIS SPINE LANDING STRAIGHT ON HIS KNEE!
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK MANAGES TO FLIP OVER AND ROLL HIM UP INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN BEFORE IT CAN HAPPEN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING KICKS OUT-
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK ROLLS HIM THROUGH AND CONNECTS WITH ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’! RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE TAKES HIM DOWN!
(Jack doesn’t go for the pin, knowing that this match isn’t going to be over like that, having been in the ring with him before he knows that Mr. Wrestling has a lot more in the tank. He dips down to a knee, taking a moment to recover, but that moment of reprieve is not going to come for long as the crowd begins to count down, the numbers signaling the arrival of the next entrant into this Extreme Elimination Chamber match…)
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The lights begin to dim and the EAW Hall of Famer lies ready for whoever is going to come out next in this match. A spotlight flickers down on the four pods inside of the Chamber, with each Elitist inside ready to go if they happen to be chosen. It’s not long before it finally lands on a person, the crowd roaring with thunderous cheers.)
James Peters: CAMERON ELLA AVA IS HERE! SHE HAS HER ELECTRIC WHIP IN HAND AND IS MAKING A BEELINE INTO THE RING TOWARD JACK RIPLEY! JACK SPRINTS TOWARD CAMERON AS WELL-
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE STOMACH AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! A SURGE OF ELECTRICITY RUNS THROUGH THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER AS CAMERON TURNS AROUND…
(CRACK!)
James Peters: FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH ANOTHER CRACK OF THE ELECTRIC WHIP, THIS TIME ON THE SPINE OF MR. WRESTLING AS HE TRIES TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! CAMERON KNOWS THAT SHE NEEDS TO KEEP THIS MATCH FIRMLY IN HER CONTROL, OR ELSE IT’S GOING TO END UP BEING TOO LATE FOR HER!
Rich Russillo: Jack tries to get back up to his feet, and he knows that he’s going to have to do something about Cameron’s tear into this match before this becomes even more out of reach for him… BUT BEFORE HE CAN! OH MY GOD! CAMERON JUST WRAPPED THAT ELECTRIC WHIP AROUND THE NECK OF JACK! ON-COMMAND ELECTRICITY SURGES THROUGH THE ELECTRIC WHIP AND JACK IS SPAZZING OUT RIGHT NOW AS HE’S FORCED BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS IS THE TYPE OF VICIOUSNESS THAT YOU NEED TO WIN MATCHES AND CAMERON IS SHOWING RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE THAT SHE HAS THAT!
Persephone: MORE! MORE! MAKE SURE HE STOPS BREATHING! I WANT HIM TO DIE!!!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T LAST MUCH LONGER THOUGH, AS FROM BEHIND! MR. WRESTLING MANAGES TO GAIN HIS BEARINGS AND DELIVER A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF CAMERON’S KNEE TO TAKE HER OUT! Cameron is forced down to a knee as she releases the electric whip and in turn, Jack Ripley, and Mr. Wrestling does not waste any time going to work as he grabs her by the head, before taking her down to the ground with a Snapmare! Cameron is in a seated position as Mr. Wrestling runs to the ropes and back… CONNECTING WITH A HARD KICK TO HER CHEST TO TAKE HER OUT!
Rich Russillo: Cameron is hurt, but Mr. Wrestling knows that’s not going to do the job for long as he grabs her by the head and brings her back up, grabbing a hold of her by the wrist- But before she can, it’s Cameron that manages to drop all her weight to keep herself situated in one place! Mr. Wrestling tries to pull her in, BUT INSTEAD, CAMERON LEADS HIM STRAIGHT TO A KNEE INTO HIS ABDOMEN TO DOUBLE HIM OVER! Mr. Wrestling drops down to a kneeling position as Cameron runs to the ropes and back… CONNECTING WITH AN ‘AVACADABRA’! SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE TAKES MR. WRESTLING OUT!
James Peters: Cameron rolls back up to her feet, and it’s been made apparent that she’s not going to take her foot off the gas pedal in this one. She turns around and makes her way over to Jack who is just now beginning to gain his bearings after the assault that Cameron inflicted on him in the early going. She grabs him by the head and brings him up, not wasting any time beginning to slam repeated forearm shots against his face! Jack finds himself backed against the proverbial corner right now as there is nothing that he can do to possibly turn the tide…
Persephone: YOU WERE WRONG! HE TAKES THAT STUPID CANDY CANE KENDO STICK AND WHACKS IT AGAINST CAMERON!
Rich Russillo: Cameron staggers back, AS JACK TAKES THE KENDO STICK AND PRESSES IT UP AGAINST HER NECK BEFORE USING HIS LEG TO TRIP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Cameron quickly shoves him away, not willing let things go from bad to worse right now, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN RECOVER, JACK LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HER BODY WHICH KEEPS HER ON THE GROUND!
(Jack rolls back up to his feet, fired up as the crowd roars in support of the former Answers World Champion. Cameron’s intention when it came to how she approached Jack Ripley in this match was that she wanted to push him to be the best version of himself that he possibly could, and right now she could very well be getting a glimpse of that in these few moments. Cameron is down and Mr. Wrestling has himself backed against one of the corners, hoping that he can recover, before he makes his way over to his Santa sack. He has his eye on something as he pulls it out from there, the crowd mumbling in confusion.)
Persephone: I might be seeing things, but can you guys tell me if I’m seeing a Christmas wreath of holly and mistletoe wrapped in barbed wire? :comeagain:
James Peters: IT IS, AND HE JUST TOOK IT AND PLACED IT AROUND THE NECK OF CAMERON! CAMERON’S EYES WIDEN AS SHE REALIZES THE TROUBLE THAT SHE’S IN, AND JACK DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO HER SPINE BEFORE PULLING BACK ON THE WREATH! HE’S STRANGLING CAMERON WITH THE BARBED WIRE AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD BEGINNING TO DRIP DOWN! CAMERON IS REACHING OUT, STRUGGLING TO BREATHE, AND YOU CAN TELL THAT THE SITUATION HAS GONE DIRE FOR HER ALREADY AND SHE’S JUST GOTTEN INTO THIS MATCH!
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE GETS SOME REPRIEVE! MR. WRESTLING FROM BEHIND MANAGES TO GET HIS BARBED WIRE GUITAR AND STRIKE JACK FROM BEHIND! THE IMPACT DOESN’T COMPLETELY BREAK THE GUITAR BUT LEAVES A HOLE AT THE BASE, AND MR. WRESTLING TAKES ADVANTAGE OF A STUNNED JACK RIPLEY AS HE BRINGS HIM DOWN INTO A CHIN LOCK…
James Peters: BEFORE BEGINNING TO RUB THE BARBED WIRE ON THE GUITAR ON THE FACE OF JACK RIPLEY! YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF REGRET ON THE FACE OF MR. WRESTLING RIGHT NOW, BUT AS HE’S MENTIONED, THIS IS A NECESSARY EVIL! THIS IS WHAT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO SEE HIS VISION THROUGH!
(Mr. Wrestling doesn’t waste much more time on there as he releases Jack and forces him to pry the barbed wire off his face himself. He’s starting to bleed while on the other hand, Cameron is forced to rip the wreath away from her throat and gasp for air while against the ropes. Blood continues to drip down onto her body, and at this moment in time… the next entrant is ready to go.)
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The lights begin to dim as the spotlight flickers back and forth between the three remaining pods inside of the Chamber. The crowd murmurs in anticipation as they can’t wait to see who is going to end up coming out next, and before long one of the doors slides wide open.)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO! REX MCALLISTER IS OUT AND HE DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME ENTERING THE RING AND PICKING UP THE PIECES WITH THE NIGHT WATCHMAN THUMPER MACE THAT HE HAS IN HIS HAND!
James Peters: Apparently we were told that Rex has something special added to the mace to add to what it’ll be able to do in the Chamber, and that certainly does not do any good for the other three that are inside the ring right now. He enters the ring and has his eyes on one Mr. Wrestling, AS HE TAKES A SWING…
Rich Russillo: BUT MR. WRESTLING MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT JUST IN TIME! Rex turns around with the mace in hand, trying to take a swing at it again, BUT MR. WRESTLING LUNGES AT HIM AND GRABS A HOLD OF IT WITH HIS BARE HANDS! THE SPIKES ON THE MACE ARE DIGGING INTO THE HANDS OF MR. WRESTLING, BUT HE KNOWS THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT HE CAN PULL IT AWAY WITHOUT REX INFLICTING ANY MAJOR DAMAGE-
(*flick*)
(All of a sudden, Rex’s finger is seen flipping a switch on the handle of the watchman thumper mace, causing the mace to pulsate an ember color for a moment, forcing Mr. Wrestling’s hand to jut away and let go.)
James Peters: :comeagain: It looks like Rex’s mace just heated up and forced Mr. Wrestling’s hand away, AND REX IS TAKING ADVANTAGE-
(WHACK!)
Rich Russillo: TAKING THE MACE AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF MR. WRESTLING’S HEAD TO KNOCK HIM OUT COLD!
(Mr. Wrestling falls to the ground with a thud, blood beginning to pour down the side of his head as Rex looks down at him, admiring the damage that has been done before turning around and looking to continue his onslaught in this match.)
James Peters: HE TURNS AROUND AND IS MET BY JACK RIPLEY WHO SHOOTS OUT OF ONE OF THE CORNERS AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF REX TO SEND HIM INTO THE CORNER! Rex is sent into the corner and Jack does not waste any time beginning to slam repeated punches against his face, not letting what happened to Mr. Wrestling happen to him as well! Rex is trying to defend himself but ultimately he is forced to drop the mace on the ground as Jack continues to lay into him!
Rich Russillo: Jack grabs a hold of him and sends him toward the center of the ring, eyeing his target as he rushes forward… but before he can, Rex manages to boot him in the abdomen! That gives him the perfect opportunity to grab him by the head and run him toward the corner… LEAPING OFF AND SPIKING HIS HEAD OFF WITH A TORNADO DDT! Rex rolls back up to his feet and eyes Jack, patiently waiting for him to get back up to his feet as he knows that he can take him down with another big move right here!
James Peters: LIFTING HIM UP AND GOING FOR AN OLYMPIC SLAM!
Rich Russillo: BUT BEFORE HE CAN, CAMERON FROM BEHIND ROLLS REX UP INTO A SCHOOL GIRL PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: KICK OUT! Rex rolls back up to a kneeling position as Cameron sizes him up, CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! This stuns Rex as he’s able to keep himself up on a knee, Cameron running to the ropes and back… CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING STO TO A KNEELING REX TO FACEPLANT HIM ONTO THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: Cameron rolls back up to her feet, she takes the electric whip that she brought into this match and eyes Rex, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN, JACK TURNS HER AROUND AND NAILS HER WITH THAT CANDY CANE KENDO STICK AGAIN! That drops Cameron down to a knee as Jack swiftly pulls her in, CONNECTING WITH A DDT THAT DROPS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY!
James Peters: It seems like Jack is going back to what seems like an endless Santa sack of weapons at this point, trying to see what else he can use while everyone is down to his advantage. He pulls out… a small present box…?
Rich Russillo: NO! HE JUST OPENED THE BOX AND PULLED OUT AN ARRANGEMENT OF ORNAMENTS, ROLLING THEM OUT ONTO THE FLOOR! YOU COULD CALL THOSE CHRISTMAS THUMBTACKS BECAUSE IT’S DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO BE A PLEASANT LANDING!
James Peters: WAIT! MR. WRESTLING FROM BEHIND JUST LIFTED JACK INTO THE AIR FOR ‘THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE’! LOW BLOW BY MR. WRESTLING AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND LIFTS HIM UP…
(CRASH!)
Rich Russillo: SCOOP SLAM ONTO THE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS! JACK IS IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW AND MR. WRESTLING AFTER A BURST OF ENERGY COLLAPSES BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: But it doesn’t seem like there’s going to be any breathing for any of them for long! The countdown has begun and the second to last entrant into this match will be exiting their pod! Who will it be?!
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
(2…)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The lights dim once more and the spotlight flickers between the remaining two pods inside of the ring. All four Elitists already inside the ring with the strength that they can muster out are in high vigilance, as finally, it lands on one person…)
Rich Russillo: HERE COMES THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
James Peters: AND HE HAS THE MACUAHUITI, THE AZTEC WAR CLUB, IN HIS HANDS! HE ENTERS THE RING AND REX IS THE FIRST ONE THAT APPROACHES WITH HIS MACE, THE TWO OF THEM CLASHING WITH ONE ANOTHER! THE MACE AND THE CLUB SLAM TOGETHER AND ULTIMATELY IT’S TLA THAT MANAGES TO GET THE UPPER HAND IN THAT! REX STAGGERS BACK BUT TRIES TO SWING AGAIN AT TLA-
Rich Russillo: JUST FOR TLA TO DUCK UNDER THAT AND SLICE REX ACROSS HIS THIGH WITH THE BLADES ON THE CLUB!
James Peters: Rex drops down to the ground like a wounded animal, AND TLA LIFTS HIM AND TRIES TO SLAM THE CLUB AGAINST REX’S HEAD WHILE ON THE CANVAS-
Rich Russillo: BUT REX ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! TLA LIFTS IT UP AGAIN AND TRIES TO ATTACK-
(CRACK!)
James Peters: BUT CAMERON FROM BEHIND TAKES THE ELECTRIC WHIP AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF TLA! TLA is forced to drop his club down to the ground, AS CAMERON TAKES THE WHIP AND TRIES TO STRANGLE HIM WITH IT- BUT TLA WITH A BACK ELBOW STOPS THAT BEFORE IT CAN HAPPEN! He turns around to face her, as he quickly shoves her away! Cameron stumbles back but quickly rushes forward to try and make up for it…
(CRASH)
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA LIFTS CAMERON OFF THE GROUND AND BOUNCES HER OFF THE ROPES BEFORE SLAMMING HER DOWN WITH A ‘DESMADRE’ ONTO THE REMNANTS OF THE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ON THE GROUND! REBOUND SITOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS AND SHARDS OF GLASS DIG INTO THE BACK OF CAMERON, TLA NOT WASTING ANY TIME PINNING CAMERON’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHH-
James Peters: BUT DESPITE THAT IT’S CAMERON THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THAT AND SAVE HER CHANCES IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile on the outside of the ring, the starting two have found their way toward each other again! Jack, still hurt from the landing on the Christmas ornaments, is trading blows with Mr. Wrestling! It’s clear that there is hatred between the two, and knowing them, they want to be the ones to get the other out of this match! Jack tries to grab a hold of him from around the waist, BUT BEFORE HE CAN, MR. WRESTLING CONNECTS WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Jack drops down to a knee as Mr. Wrestling grabs a hold of him, BEFORE SENDING HIM AGAINST THE GLASS OF ONE OF THE EMPTY CHAMBER PODS!
James Peters: Thankfully for Jack it doesn’t break, and he slowly begins to make his way away from the pod, trying to create some sort of distance between the two of them while he has the chance. He turns around and tries to throw a punch at Mr. Wrestling, but Mr. Wrestling sends a shot back, BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND AND TRYING TO SLAM HIM AGAINST THE CHAIN-LINKED WALLS OF THE CHAMBER-
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK HOLDS HIS FOOT OUT! He sends a quick back elbow to the face and it doesn’t seem like he’s very interested in pursuing either, as he begins to make his way up the Chamber instead! Mr. Wrestling tries to grab him by the ankle and pull him down, but Jack just uses his free leg to kick him away as Mr. Wrestling stumbles back…
James Peters: AND JACK LEAPS OFF THE WALL OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AND FLATTENS HIM WITH A MOONSAULT!
Rich Russillo: Both men are down and meanwhile inside the ring, it’s a three-way battle between Cameron, TLA, and Rex! Rex is against the middle rope and TLA is running to the ropes and back… GOING FOR ‘305’! THE TIGER FEINT KICK!
James Peters: BUT REX MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG JUST IN TIME BEFORE IT CAN NAIL HIM IN THE FACE! HE SWINGS IT BACK AROUND AS TLA STUMBLES BACK INTO THE RING… AND HE FALLS INTO CAMERON WHO TURNS HIM AROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH A ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’! FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: Rex slowly makes his way out of his corner, Cameron trying to gain some ground as she turns and makes her way over to him- BUT REX JUST TOOK HIS THUMPER MACE AND SLAMMED IT AGAINST THE KNEECAP OF CAMERON! Cameron drops down to the ground giving a cry of pain, BEFORE REX FLIPS THE SWITCH ON THE HANDLE OF THE MACE AND LIFTS IT UP BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST HER KNEECAP AGAIN!
James Peters: I think I can get it now! Rex’s thumper mace has a switch on the handle that heats the weapon up, you can see the ember glow pulsating from it! That allows for him to amplify the damage that he does whenever he desires, which is why Cameron is practically grabbing her knee in bloodcurdling agony right now!
Rich Russillo: Well it’s certainly smart to have and Rex knows it. He makes his way over to TLA who is beginning to get back up, AS HE TAKES A SWING- BUT TLA ONCE AGAIN USES HIS AZTEC WAR CLUB TO BLOCK IT! He manages to grab a hold of it just in time, BEFORE USING HIS FREE FOOT TO KICK REX’S MACE AWAY! It lands on the ground with a thud, AND REX QUICKLY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND TRIES TO REBOUND WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF TLA BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING!
James Peters: BUT TLA STEPS BACK BEFORE SLICING REX ACROSS THE CHEST WITH THE BLADES ON THE WAR CLUB! REX IS ON THE GROUND IN A WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW AS HE GRABS HIS CHEST THAT’S BEGINNING TO PROFUSELY BLEED OUT!
(Before you know it, we reach the final entrant.)
(5…)
(Everyone on their feet has stopped what they’re doing.)
(4…)
(They turn toward the lone occupied Chamber pod.)
(3…)
(And there, they see a sight that everyone in the match is oh-so-familiar with.)
(2…)
(Drake King, holding his branding iron, and grinning from ear to ear.)
(1…)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: THE DOOR HAS OPENED, THE CHAMPION IS HERE! GOD HAS ARRIVED TO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
Persephone: NO YOU IDIOT! THE DOOR HASN’T OPENED! IT’S JAMMED!
(Ring crew quickly swarm the outside of the ring, realizing the mishap that has happened, and soon the five people already in the match turn their attention to what’s going on right now. They’re trying their best to open the pod and let Drake out, but there’s no use, and it seems that there are technical difficulties right now…)
(… but it doesn’t seem like Drake cares.)
Drake King: :mjlol2:
James Peters: Drake is laughing right now! The others in the match are beginning to get furious that this is happening, and Drake knows that this plays right into the palm of his hands! Not only does he get more of a breather, but he continues to get under the skin of all the other Elitists in this match as well!
(Drake is practically seconds away from breaking into a goofy dance, as he looks at all the irritated faces of Cameron, TLA, Rex, Jack, and Mr. Wrestling as they watch the ring crew do everything they can to let him out. Who knows if it was he who did that to further his chances, or it was a sign from the Drake in the heavens, but it certainly won’t do him any favors if they let him out and he has to face the music…)
Persephone: Ruh roh, looks like they got the door open, Drakey!
(Suddenly, the door slides open, and the thunderous cheers of the crowd in Mexico City follow. Drake’s shit-eating grin slowly starts to fade, as he looks around at the five Elitists who have dropped what they’re doing and focused all their attention on him.)
Drake King: (Off-Mic) Hi.
Rich Russillo: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!
James Peters: JACK RUSHES INTO THE CHAMBER POD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF DRAKE WHICH SENDS HIM BACK! HE GRABS DRAKE AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE POD WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS, THROWING HIM OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING…
Rich Russillo: ‘CASHOUT’!
James Peters: VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO A BACKSTABBER BY MR. WRESTLING FOLLOWS THAT UP…
Rich Russillo: ‘REX EFFECT’!
James Peters: AS REX LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND SPIKES DRAKE DOWN WITH THE FLOAT OVER TORNADO JUMPING EVEN FLOW DDT!
Rich Russillo: ‘GODDESS RISING’!
James Peters: EVEN AFTER ALL OF THAT, DRAKE STILL TRIES TO GET UP BUT IS MET WITH A STEP-UP AXE KICK FOR HIS TROUBLES!
Rich Russillo: ‘MEXICAN DESTROYER’!
James Peters: BEFORE TLA FOLLOWS THAT UP AS HE FLIPS DRAKE OVER AND SPIKES HIM ONTO HIS HEAD WITH THE FLIP PILEDRIVER! DRAKE IS PRACTICALLY A CORPSE AT THIS POINT AS HE FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR! JACK QUICKLY MAKES HIS WAY OVER AND DOES NOT WASTE ANY TIME HOOKING THE LEG! IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION ABOUT TO BE THE FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
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…
…
Rich Russillo: NO! MR. WRESTLING JUST MADE HIS WAY OVER AND PULLED JACK OFF OF DRAKE! HE GOES FOR THE PIN HIMSELF! HE WANTS TO BE CREDITED FOR ELIMINATING DRAKE FROM THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: BUT TLA JUST LUNGED FORWARD AND BROKE UP THE PIN! HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON DRAKE INSTEAD! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT THE TWO OF THEM HAVE GONE THROUGH HE WANTS TO BE THE ONE CREDITED FOR COSTING HIM THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON JUST SHOVED TLA OFF OF HIM! CAMERON NOW TRIES TO GO FOR THE PIN! AFTER WICKED GAMES I THINK THERE’S NOTHING MORE THAT SHE’D WANT TO DO THAN GET DRAKE OUT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: BUT REX JUST MADE HIS WAY OVER AND BREAKS UP CAMERON’S PIN ON DRAKE! AFTER THE WAR OF WORDS THAT THEY WENT THROUGH THIS WEEK, REX GOES FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE KICKS OUT! EVERYONE TRYING TO GO FOR THE PIN ON HIM GAVE HIM ENOUGH TIME TO REGAIN HIS BEARINGS AND SHOOT THE SHOULDER UP! HE SAVES HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH!
(With all hope lost in taking out Drake King before he could even fully enter the match, the real Extreme Elimination Chamber match begins now! Cameron quickly takes her electric whip off the ground and starts to slam it against Rex repeatedly for breaking up her pin! Mr. Wrestling and TLA, reigniting their feud with one another, begin to go at it with Mr. Wrestling managing to catch TLA before he could get back that Aztec War Club. Meanwhile Jack Ripley is in high pursuit of Drake King who has rolled out from under the ring and back to the outside.)
James Peters: Jack grabs a hold of the ankle of Drake and pulls him away, it looks like he was trying to crawl back into his Chamber pod and grab a hold of the branding iron that was dropped on the ground after the onslaught. Drake rolls onto his back and tries to kick Jack away, but Jack grabs a hold of the other leg… GRABBING HIM BY BOTH LEGS AND SENDING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAIN LINKED EXTERIOR OF THE CHAMBER!
(Jack staggers back, shaking his head as his eyes suddenly glance over at the branding iron, Drake’s weapon of choice. He makes his way over and takes it into his possession, looking at Drake who looks like he’s gone through a 60 Minute Ironman match despite only being out of his Chamber pod for a few minutes at best.)
Rich Russillo: JACK IS TRYING TO USE DRAKE’S OWN BRANDING IRON AGAINST HIM! HE TRIES TO SEAR IT INTO HIS SHOULDER!
James Peters: BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO HOLD BOTH HANDS OUT AND GRAB THE WRIST OF JACK JUST IN TIME! JACK TRIES TO PRY HIM AWAY, BUT DRAKE USES HIS FOOT TO BOOT HIM BACK JUST IN TIME! Jack stumbles back, as Drake uses the chains to get back up to his feet, JUST FOR JACK TO TRY AGAIN- BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS THE BRANDING IRON HITS THE STEEL INSTEAD! Jack turns around, JUST FOR DRAKE TO SPIN AROUND AND TAKE HIS HEAD OFF WITH A DISCUS ELBOW!
Rich Russillo: On the other hand it’s Mr. Wrestling and TLA going at it! TLA has tried to reach for his club multiple times now, but Mr. Wrestling has stopped him, continuing to try and force the Hardcore Champion to have a more dignified approach! TLA GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK- BUT MR. WRESTLING MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG AND TRIP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND…
James Peters: HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK ON THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA COUNTERS IT AND GOES FOR A WHEELBARROW ROLL UP! THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEE-
James Peters: NO! MR. WRESTLING KICKS OUT OF THE MOVE! BOTH OF THEM GET BACK UP, BUT MR. WRESTLING BOOTS HIM IN THE ABDOMEN BEFORE HE CAN TRY ANYTHING AND SETS HIM UP…
Rich Russillo: IT’S TIME FOR ‘CASH OUT’!
James Peters: BUT TLA FLIPS IT INTO THE ‘MEXICAN DESTROYER’! SHADES OF THEIR MATCH FROM TERRITORIAL INVASION!
Rich Russillo: BUT MR. WRESTLING KEEPS HIM UP AS HE SENDS BOTH OF THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING! MR. WRESTLING WASN’T GOING TO LET HIMSELF BE COMPROMISED BY THAT AGAIN!
James Peters: Meanwhile Cameron and Rex are continuing to tee off on one another, Cameron has that electric whip and every so often she’s managed to get some shots in on Rex, but Rex has absorbed the blows and is doing everything that he can to fight back! CAMERON TAKES THE ELECTRIC WHIP AND SWINGS AT REX AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: REX TAKES THE BLOW TO THE SIDE OF HIS BODY BUT QUICKLY GRABS THE WHIP AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A LARIAT TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES CAMERON DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Rex rips the whip away from her and tosses it down to the ground before he picks up the thumper mace into his hands, Cameron is rolling away, trying to create distance between the two as she grabs a hold of the turnbuckles and uses them to get herself back up. Rex makes his way over… HE TAKES A SWING STRAIGHT AT THE HEAD OF CAMERON WITH THE THUMPER MACE!
James Peters: BUT CAMERON HOBBLES AWAY JUST IN TIME AS REX RIPS APART THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING WITH THE MACE! You can see the knee of Cameron profusely bleeding thanks to what Rex has already done, and it’s clear that she’s barely hanging on right now having already gone through so much in this match! REX RIPS IT AWAY BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND SWINGING AT CAMERON ONE MORE TIME!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON TURNS IT AROUND AND STOPS IT WITH HER HANDS JUST IN TIME! THE SPIKES ARE DIGGING INTO HER PALMS, CAUSING HER TO BLEED EVEN MORE THAN SHE ALREADY IS RIGHT NOW, AND REX LOOKS TO FLIP THE SWITCH TO CAUSE THE MACE TO START HEATING UP!
James Peters: BUT CAMERON CLIPS HIM IN THE KNEECAP AND OVERPOWERS HIM AS SHE PUSHES THE THUMPER MACE STRAIGHT INTO REX’S FACE! REX IS PUSHED BACK INTO THE CORNER AS CAMERON DIGS THE SPIKES INTO HIM, REX DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN TO STOP THE ATTACK FROM HIS OWN WEAPON, BUT HIS FACE IS ALREADY SCRATCHED UP AND BLEEDING RIGHT NOW THANKS TO THE SPIKES AND ALL THE BARBED WIRE, AND HE HAS TO BE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
Rich Russillo: It seems that all the fighting has made its way back into the ring though, with Drake and Jack finding their way back in, Drake having the upperhand over him, and TLA managing to get Mr. Wrestling back inside as well! All six members of this match have found their way back into the fold and this is absolute carnage right now! Rex and Cameron are still going at it but it seems like the fights between the four other people have mingled into one, as Drake, TLA, Mr. Wrestling, and Jack all begin to trade shots with one another!
James Peters: It’s broken apart as Mr. Wrestling and Jack Ripley are going at it, and the two Champions Drake and TLA are both in their own battle. DRAKE RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SLINGBLADE- BUT TLA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! He sizes Drake up, BEFORE GOING FOR A HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD- BUT DRAKE DUCKS UNDER THAT AND LIFTS HIM UP, RUNNING HIM FORWARD AND LAUNCHING HIM INTO ONE OF THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE MR. WRESTLING AND JACK HAVE ONCE AGAIN FOUND THEMSELVES INTERTWINED! MR. WRESTLING IS SENDING STRIKE AFTER STRIKE TO HIS FACE, TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN RIGHT NOW IN ORDER TO GET THE BETTER OF HIM! MR. WRESTLING GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SENDS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, JACK TRIES TO GET UP, BUT MR. WRESTLING CONNECTS WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE FACE THAT TAKES HIM DOWN!
(Mr. Wrestling quickly makes his way over and takes his barbed wire guitar, yelling at Jack to get back up to his feet so that he can deliver some well-needed offense, and if he can connect with this, this could possibly spell the end of the match for The Straight Shooter…)
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING SWINGS AT JACK WITH THE GUITAR-
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK DUCKS UNDER AND RIPS THE GUITAR AWAY-
(CRASH!)
James Peters: BEFORE USING MR. WRESTLING’S OWN GUITAR AGAINST HIM! HE SLAMS IT AGAINST HIS HEAD AS THE GUITAR SHATTERS INTO A MILLION PIECES, BARBED WIRE STICKING INTO HIS HEAD AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! JACK IS QUICKLY MAKING HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, HE HAS HIMSELF IN POSITION AS HE KNOWS THAT THIS IS WHAT HE NEEDED…
Rich Russillo: LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR ‘BELIEVE IT OR NOT’! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO MR. WRESTLING!
James Peters: BUT MR. WRESTLING BARELY SHIFTS HIMSELF OVER AND GRABS JACK BEFORE ROLLING HIM INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN! NOT LIKE THIS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: NO! JACK ROLLS MR. WRESTLING OVER AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT INSTEAD! TURNING THE INSIDE CRADLE AROUND ON HIM!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: MR. WRESTLING XIX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Persephone: AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY! LMAOOOOO!!!
(Mr. Wrestling immediately rolls back up to his knees, a shocked expression on his face as the crowd cheers loudly for what has happened. Jack is lying on the ground, a pained expression on his face but a smirk that shows the success of getting one elimination to his name. Payback for Wicked Games in the best way, and that’s making sure Mr. Wrestling’s “vision” for EAW is completely dissipated. Mr. Wrestling though, isn’t going quietly…)
Persephone: LEAVE THE RING MOTHERFUCKER! YOU’RE GONE! OUT!
James Peters: OFFICIALS ARE TRYING TO GET HIM TO LEAVE, BUT HE JUST TURNED JACK AROUND AS HE’S GETTING BACK UP AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE ARGUING! GOING BACK AND FORTH, MR. WRESTLING CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THIS HAS JUST HAPPENED AND JACK IS TELLING HIM TO JUST BACK OFF!
(Finally, Mr. Wrestling does, still irate by all of this, fuming in anger that out of all people, he managed to get himself eliminated by Jack Ripley. He shakes his head as an official quickly rushes in and has to escort him out, making sure that there’s nothing else that happens which messes with the flow with the match. Jack shakes his head, a look of disappointment for what this has come to, and turns around and continues this match.)
Rich Russillo: WAIT! FROM BEHIND! CAMERON JUST TOOK REX’S THUMPER MACE AND FLICKED THE SWITCH, SHE HEATS IT UP AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF JACK’S HEAD! SHE TOOK THE CLOSEST THING TO HER AND USED IT TO HER ADVANTAGE, KNOWING THAT JACK GETTING CAUGHT OFF GUARD WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!
James Peters: BEFORE JACK CAN FALL CAMERON FOLLOWS THAT UP AS SHE STEPS THROUGH AND HITS A ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’! FOREARM SMASH!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOMEHOW JACK IS STILL STANDING…
James Peters: ‘SERPENT’S KISS’!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON WITH THE HOOK KICK INTO THE SPINNING BACKFIST AS SHE FALLS RIGHT ON TOP OF JACK!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: JACK RIPLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(Cameron pulls herself off of the body of Jack, a grin on her face as she looks around at all the carnage. Jack took his eye off the ball, and allowed himself to be caught up with Mr. Wrestling’s antics, and exactly as Cameron told him, if he did that, she would swoop in and pick up the pieces. Which is what happened. And now, in a matter of minutes, there were four people left in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.)
James Peters: DRAKE JUST LUNGED TOWARD CAMERON, LOCKING IN A GROUNDED HEADLOCK AS HE THEN BEGAN TO DRIVE FISTS INTO HER FACE! CAMERON IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT DRAKE CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD AND THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IS PICKING HIM APART! MEANWHILE TLA HAS THE CLUB IN HIS HANDS AS HE APPROACHES REX!
Rich Russillo: BUT REX CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE TO PREVENT TLA FROM CONNECTING WITH ANYTHING! TLA keeps the club in his hands as Rex then turns around and runs to the ropes and back, GOING FOR A LARIAT TO THE FACE- BUT TLA DUCKS UNDER THAT…
James Peters: BEFORE SLICING REX RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST AGAIN! HAVING OPENED THE WOUND WITH THAT PREVIOUS SHOT, TLA DIGS DEEPER AS THE BLADES CUT INTO THE ALREADY WIDE OPEN GASH! REX STAGGERS DOWN TO A KNEE, STRUGGLING TO BREATHE AS THE PAIN HAS BECOME UNBEARABLE, AND NOW TLA HAS THE WAR CLUB IN HAND AS HE GRABS REX!
Rich Russillo: AND BEGINS TO USE THE BLADES AS HE DRAGS IT ACROSS REX’S FACE! REX IS CRYING IN PAIN AS TLA IS RELENTLESS IN HIS ATTACK! HE’S HARDCORE CHAMPION FOR A REASON! HE’S IN HIS ENVIRONMENT! TLA CONTINUES TO DRAG IT ACROSS HIS FACE AS REX IS LOSING A PROFUSE AMOUNT OF BLOOD, IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE’S GOING TO STOP EITHER, SO THE HALL OF FAMER IS GOING TO HAVE TO DIG DEEP AND FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS FAST!
James Peters: WAIT! HE DOES! HE MANEUVERS HIMSELF AROUND AND GRABS HIS THUMPER MACE THAT CAMERON DROPPED NEAR HIM, SLAMMING IT AGAINST HIS FACE! TLA IS FORCED TO RELEASE AS REX GETS UP, SWINGING THE THUMPER MACE AGAIN THIS TIME INTO HIS ABDOMEN! THE BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO BECOME MORE PROMINENT ALL OVER TLA, AS REX SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH TLA BY LIFTING THE MACE UP AGAIN AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE BACK OF HIS SPINE! AND NOW REX IS JUST BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY BEAT HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!
Rich Russillo: On the other hand it does not seem to be looking good for one Cameron Ella Ava! She’s crawling on all fours right now, struggling to get up in pain, and this is the perfect opportunity that Drake needs right now to take advantage! He stomps his feet repeatedly in the corner, eyeing Cameron and sizing her up, rushing forward…
James Peters: ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ THE CURB STOMP TO THE BACK OF CAMERON’S HEAD TO TAKE HER OUT!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON JUST LIFTED DRAKE UP INTO THE AIR JUST IN TIME! ‘NO BODY, NO CRIME’!
James Peters: BUT DRAKE SLIPS OUT BEFORE GRABBING CAMERON AROUND THE WAIST AND DRIVING HER INTO THE CORNER CHEST FIRST! Drake turns her around and begins to slam punches against her face, and I don’t like the look of all of this right now as Drake then goes under and grabs her by the legs, HE’S BRINGING HER UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND CAMERON KNOWS THE TROUBLE SHE’S IN!
Rich Russillo: Both of them are trading punches back and forth, Cameron managing to get the upperhand in this situation and send some hard shots of her own to the face of the EAW World Champion! Both of them know that this is the last place they want to be on right now, and they’re going to have to find a way out of this even if it means sending their opponent plummeting down to the ground hard! BUT DRAKE BEFORE CAMERON CAN GO ANY FURTHER CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! Cameron is rocked and Drake does not waste anytime, SUPERPLEX TIME!
James Peters: BUT CAMERON SLIPS HER HEAD AWAY AND NAILS A PUNCH BEFORE CRACKING DRAKE OVER THE SKULL WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN! ‘GLASS CEILING’! AVALANCHE STUNNER!
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE KEEPS CAMERON IN THE AIR AND SPINS HER AROUND BEFORE PUSHING HER OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET WITH DRAKE STILL MANAGING TO STAY ON THE TOP ROPE!
(Suddenly, Cameron’s knee buckles as she crumbles down to a kneeling position. She gives a cry of agonizing pain as the landing off the top rope tweaks her knee. Thanks to the damage that one Rex McAllister did to it, it was hanging on by string and tape, and it began to take its toll at the most crucial moment.)
James Peters: CAMERON TRIES TO GET UP AS SHE RUSHES AT DRAKE, THE LAST BIT OF ENERGY THAT SHE HAS LEFT…
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF HER AND CONNECTED WITH ‘CROWN OF THORNS’! THE HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER TO CAMERON COMPLETELY TAKES HER OUT, AND IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE DRAKE IS DONE!
(Drake, a sinister expression on his face, knowing what this has come to, looks over and sees the electric whip that Cameron brought into this match. Instead of looking to finish the job with his own weapon, he makes his way over and takes the electric whip into his hand…)
James Peters: DRAKE IS DOING WHAT CAMERON DID TO JACK EARLIER IN THE MATCH! HE HAS THE ELECTRIC WHIP AND HE’S STRANGLING CAMERON WITH IT! CAMERON IS CONVULSING AS WAVES OF ELECTRICITY SHOOT DOWN HER BODY! A MANIACAL EXPRESSION IS SEEN ON THE FACE OF DRAKE AS HE BRINGS CAMERON DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAMERON IS SEEING THE LIGHTS FADE! THIS MIGHT BE OVER FOR HER RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: AND THAT IT IS AS DRAKE TRANSITIONS IT AND LIFTS CAMERON OFF OF THE GROUND FOR A ‘LOW OF SOLIPSISM’! THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER SPIKES CAMERON RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD AND DRAKE ROLLS HER OVER ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(Drake, happier than ever, crawls off of Cameron and collapses back down to the ground. Drake knows that Cameron’s main intention heading into this was that as long as Drake King didn’t come out with his hand raised in victory, then it would be a successful night. That she would do everything that she possibly could in order to make sure that the job was finished. But Drake just proved that even if that was the case, it wasn’t going to be Cameron that finished the job.)
(And thus, there were three people left in the match.)
James Peters: We know how far all of these Elitists have had to travel to get to this point. All of them have their own motives as to why they’re willing to go the distance in such a sadistic structure like the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and-
TLA: :lick:
Rich Russillo: TLA WHILE DRAKE WAS GETTING UP JUST TOOK HIS OWN BRANDING IRON AND DROVE IT INTO HIS BACK!
(Drake gives a cry of pain as he drops down to the ground, TLA pushing the branding iron hard into his spine, as he pulls away, a ‘DK’ fittingly emblazoned on the back of the EAW World Champion as he rolls around in agony. TLA gives a shrug of his shoulders before he drops it down to the ground.)
James Peters: BUT REX DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME JOINING IN ON THE FIGHT! HE LAUNCHES TOWARD HIM AND BEGINS TO DRIVE REPEATED FISTS INTO HIS FACE! HE KNOWS THAT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE IN A MATCH LIKE THIS AND IF HE DOESN’T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW THEN IT’S GOING TO END UP COSTING HIM THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: REX HAS TLA BACKED UP AS HE RAMS MULTIPLE KNEES INTO HIS ABDOMEN! TRYING TO SOFTEN HIM UP! REX THEN GRABS A HOLD OF HIM BY THE HEAD… GOING FOR A TORNADO DDT- BUT TLA MANAGES TO KEEP REX OFF THE GROUND BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND AND SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING! REX CRASHES HARD ON THE FLOOR AS HE WRITHES IN PAIN UPON IMPACT!
James Peters: TLA turns around and grabs a hold of a Drake King who is still in a world of hurt and begins to bring him up to his feet, grabbing him by the head, AND CONNECTING WITH A ‘VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT’ TO HIS JAW! Drake staggers back and falls back against the ropes, them pressing against the burn on his back being a reminder of what TLA has done to him, AS TLA RUSHES FORWARD AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE- BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SENDS HIM OVER INSTEAD! TLA lands hard on the outside of the ring as Drake collapses down to the ground, God finding himself as the only one who’s inside the ring at the moment. But TLA, despite everything, is still getting back up to his feet, AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD TO TRY AND TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN! TLA ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET…
James Peters: BUT DRAKE JUST TOOK A PIECE OF THE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS THAT WERE SPLAYED OUT ON THE FLOOR AND STABBED IT RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF TLA’S HEAD! TLA’S ATTACK IS STOPPED AS HE’S IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW! DRAKE…
Rich Russillo: GOES FOR ‘LOW OF SOLIPSISM’!
James Peters: BUT TLA SLIPS OUT AND RIPS THE SHARD OUT OF HIS HEAD, DRIVING IT AGAINST THE FOREHEAD OF DRAKE INSTEAD! DRAKE CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS TLA HAS EYES ON THE PRIZE!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE?! HE TOOK A PAGE OUT OF DRAKE’S BOOK AND CONNECTS WITH THE CURB STOMP! ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ TO DRAKE COMPLETELY TAKES HIM OUT! TLA HAS THIS MATCH IN THE PALM OF HIS HANDS…
(CRACK!)
James Peters: BUT REX MCALLISTER JUST STRUCK TLA WITH HIS OWN AZTEC WAR CLUB! RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS BLOOD FLIES EVERYWHERE! REX THEN USES THAT TO SET HIM UP…
Rich Russillo: AS HE SPIKES TLA DOWN WITH ‘THE REX EFFECT’ THE DDT CONNECTS AND REX FALLS RIGHT OVER HIM!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: TLA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(Rex slouches down to the canvas, blood everywhere around the two of them as TLA lies motionless on the ground. The Hardcore Champion ultimately came up short, and the bittersweet taste of defeat is something that he’s going to have to live with knowing that he hasn’t captured the EAW World Championship. But two men get closer to that.)
James Peters: And now, we’re down to our final two, Drake King, Rex McAllister, the EAW World Championship on the line.
(Despite the hype surrounding this, both Drake and Rex are completely out right now, and the only one standing is TLA, who is forced to make an unceremonious leave from the Chamber. The crowd cheers loudly for the Hardcore Champion who is escorted out by officials, the door opening as he heads down the steel steps. Regardless of whether or not he’s won, the crowd still respects him for what he’s been able to do and what he accomplished in the match.)
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Rich Russillo: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! SOMEONE JUST HOPPED THE BARRICADE AND LAID TLA OUT WITH A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES! HE WAS MAKING HIS WAY UP THE RAMP AND HE GOT ATTACKED FROM BEHIND, AND NOW THIS PERSON IS MOUNTING ON TOP OF THE CHAMPION AND BEGINNING TO DRIVE REPEATED SHOTS TO HIS FACE! WE CAN’T GET A GOOD SHOT OF WHO IT IS! Wait…
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James Peters: THAT’S BRIANNA HILL! WHAT THE HELL?! BRIANNA HILL JUST ATTACKED TLA FROM BEHIND AND IS PUMMELING HIS HEAD IN WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!
(The crowd boos loudly at this as Brianna looks up and around at the fans here tonight in Mexico City, an uncharacteristically cold look on her face as she commits her assault.)
Rich Russillo: WE’RE NOT DONE! LOOK WHO’S RUSHING OUT AS WELL!
Persephone: LUISLSKDLNLDKNSLNDLKSDNLKSLKSKL
James Peters: IT’S VALERIE HELLSTORM AND LUIS DE LA ROSA! THE TWO OF THEM ARE STOMPING DOWN ON TLA AS WELL! NO! DON’T TELL ME IT’S HAPPENING HERE! RIGHT NOW! THERE’S A MATCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW C’MON!
(Brianna and the two members of La Familia continue to lay the hurt out on the Hardcore Champion, meanwhile the party doesn’t seem to be over for them, with both Diego and Javier De La Rosa quickly making their way out, and in both of their hands is a helpless official that they’ve dragged alongside them. The crowd begins to boo loudly as the man of the hour is seen following right behind them.)
Rich Russillo: NO! ROBERTO DE LA ROSA IS HERE! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! HE’S STROLLING OUT TO THE RING WITH A SHIT-EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE! HE DOESN’T COME ALONE THOUGH! HE HAS THE 24/7 CONTRACT IN HIS HANDS! HE IS GOING TO CASH IN ON TLA! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MATCH!
(Valerie rushes toward Bella and yells at her, telling her to announce it. Bella looks majorly confused at the moment, but after receiving a death glare from Valerie, she raises the microphone up.)
Bella Braxton: Uhhhh… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ROBERTO DE LA ROSA IS CASHING IN HIS 24/7 CONTRACT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Roberto takes the contract and shoves it into the hands of the referee, and with that, the bell rings as a match within a match already happening is officially underway. The five people surrounding the body of TLA all backing off as Roberto happily drops down and hooks the leg of TLA right on the ramp, going for the pin.)
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The members of La Familia are in high spirits as they all surround Roberto and celebrate the victory that he has gotten. The referee is quickly running over to Roberto with the Hardcore Championship in hand, to which he quickly takes into his possession before raising it high into the air. The other five celebrate this victory with him, quite unexpected, but that’s the nature of the 24/7 Contract, it’s whenever the opportunity presents itself.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND NEW!!!!!!!!! HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!!!! ROBBERRRTOOOOOOO DEEE LAAA ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That is when it begins to sink in for everyone.)
James Peters: …
Rich Russillo: :francis:
Persephone: aSDLKNADLNDLKNASLDNDKlSDLNALDNADNDLKQWQWL<MDNASLASLKALKNDLWQNDLMNWDNASDOJPASDONLASKDNLANDPNQWKNDLASDNADSSAIOLUIS!
(The crowd is booing loudly at this, they can’t believe that Roberto and La Familia would do such a thing, especially at this moment. But it seems like they don’t care about it at all, they’re going to step on toes, especially if it means they get to this point.)
James Peters: This is insane! Roberto De La Rosa could have cashed in at any moment! At any time! And he chose tonight of all nights, when TLA already lost the Extreme Elimination Chamber to seize the moment! I’m speechless right now, I didn’t expect this at all…
Rich Russillo: I don’t think any of us would have, James. But Roberto did it, you have to give him credit for that. After years of hard work and determination, winning the 24/7 Contract was a start, but all it took was for him to choose his spot, and as low down and despicable as it was, he chose this moment tonight! This is something that he and La Familia I’m sure are through the roof about! Roberto De La Rosa has gotten the last laugh.
(Roberto looks at everyone in the group, along with perhaps the newest member, Brianna Hill. He smirks, as they once again raise their hands, signaling the start of a regime on Sunday Night Voltage, one that is helmed by what seems to be the NEW La Familia! They don’t look to soil the fun for the rest of the match though as they turn around and quickly take their leave. Looking to celebrate their spoils elsewhere.)
Persephone: AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION! LUIS DE LA ROSA! :blessed:!!!
(The final two inside of the ring are once again the focal point. The entire ordeal has given both Drake and Rex the time to get back up to their feet and recover, with the two of them finding themselves face-to-face in a predicament that neither of them would have any other way. This is what they’ve been fighting for, Drake to keep the EAW World Championship, and Rex to win it. There is nobody that has fought as hard as Rex McAllister to get to this very place, this very moment, and there has been nobody since before this Season that has fought hard enough to take the title away from Drake King. Could Rex be the one?)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE SENDS A STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF REX! BLOOD FLIES EVERYWHERE AS REX IS QUICK TO RESPOND BACK! AND NOW THE TWO OF THEM ARE BEGINNING TO TRADE VICIOUS BLOWS WITH ONE ANOTHER! DRAKE! REX! DRAKE! REX! DRAKE! REX! DRAKE! REX!
James Peters: BUT REX GETS THE UPPER HAND AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF DRAKE AND SENDS HIM TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING…
Rich Russillo: DRAKE WITH A ‘GUILLOTINE’ ATTEMPT! SICK KICK TO THE FACE OF REX TO TURN HIM INSIDE OUT!
James Peters: BUT REX SLIDES UNDER BEFORE GRABBING DRAKE AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB COUNTER! REX HOLDS POSITION AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE TURNS IT AROUND AND FLIPS IT INTO A PIN OF HIS OWN!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: BUT REX KICKS OUT! Both of them are back up to their feet, AND DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO REX’S JAW! Rex staggers back, BUT QUICKLY RECOVERS AS HE SENDS A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN TO DRAKE’S DIRECTION! DRAKE TRIES FOR ANOTHER ONE HIMSELF- BUT REX GRABS THE FOOT AND TRIPS DRAKE! DRAKE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS REX TURNS AROUND AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!
Rich Russillo: Rex doesn’t go for the pin though! He knows that it’s going to take a lot more if he’s going to want to keep someone like Drake King down. Drake has been in compromising positions like these before, and we’ve seen him rise up to the occasion time after time again, the question is will this be another example of such? Rex runs to the ropes and back while Drake staggers up to his feet!
James Peters: REX TRYING TO CONNECT WITH ‘THE REX EFFECT’!
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE SLIPS OUT OF HARM’S WAY, BOTH OF THEM ARE OUT AS DRAKE SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A DISCUS LARIAT TO THE HEAD- BUT REX MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT…
James Peters: ‘THE REX LOCK’!
Rich Russillo: REX HAS THE STF LOCKED IN! DRAKE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE REACHES OUT TO EVERY AND ANYTHING TO TRY AND GET HIMSELF OUT OF THIS! THIS IS REX’S BIG MOVE, ONE THAT HAS PUT AWAY SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE PAST, AND THE LAST THING THAT DRAKE WANTS IT TO BE A CASUALTY OF THAT! DRAKE IS DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN TO GET OUT! BUT THAT’S PROVING TO BE VERY DIFFICULT WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE’S BEEN IN!
James Peters: THE LONGER THIS HOLD IS LOCKED IN! THE CLOSER THAT REX SEES HIMSELF GETTING TO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! LOOK IN THE EYES OF DRAKE KING, LOOK AT THE FACE OF DESPAIR THAT HE HAS RIGHT NOW! HIS LIGHTS ARE BEGINNING TO FADE! AND MORE AND MORE HE SEES HIS TITLE REIGN CLOSING OUT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
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Rich Russillo: NO! DRAKE HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL REX OVER AND PIN HIM! SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: BUT REX KICKS OUT, FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD! DRAKE RUSHES FORWARD…
Rich Russillo: GOING FOR YET ANOTHER ‘GUILLOTINE’ ATTEMPT!
James Peters: BUT THE DAMAGE THAT HE’S TAKEN CAUSES HIM TO SLOW DOWN…
Rich Russillo: AS REX USES THIS TO FLOAT OVER AND CONNECT WITH ‘THE REX EFFECT”! IT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! REX MCALLISTER IS GOING TO DO IT! HE’S GOING TO BE THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
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James Peters: ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE WAS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD BUT HE SOMEHOW ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AND USES EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS TO DRIVE REX DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A CURB STOMP! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN…
(… or are they?)
James Peters: SOMEHOW! SOMEWAY! THEY’RE RISING BACK UP! DRAKE! REX! I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY HAVE IT IN THEM! MAYBE IT’S THE ADRENALINE COURSING THROUGH THEIR VEINS OR WHAT! BUT THEY JUST TANKED EVERYTHING THAT CAME THEIR WAY! AND NOW THEY’RE ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: REX TAKES HIS THUMPER MACE AND FLICKS THE SWITCH, THE ENTIRE WEAPON HEATS UP AS HE SWINGS IT AT DRAKE!
James Peters: BUT DRAKE QUICKLY TAKES HIS BRANDING IRON AND USES THAT TO BLOCK THE ATTACK-
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…
(***BOOM!***)
Rich Russillo: THE IMPACT OF THE TWO WEAPONS JUST CAUSED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION AT THE CENTER OF THE RING! SOMETHING MUST HAVE SHORT CIRCUITED IN ONE OF THEIR WEAPONS AND LED TO THAT! DRAKE IS LAUNCHED ONE WAY AND REX IS LAUNCHED THE OTHER! BOTH OF THEM ARE OUT!
(Officials quickly enter the ring and rush over to check on them, realizing just how dangerous something like that is. Rex isn’t moving, Drake isn’t moving, and the cheers of the crowd turn to murmurs as they have no clue what is going on in this match right now.)
James Peters: I… I don’t know what to say…
(Persephone is secretly praying Rex is dead while maintaining silence.)
Rich Russillo: Both of these Elitists are down, and they haven’t moved an inch, I think they’re knocked out, and if they aren’t, they’re severely hurt and do need medical assistance! This is not how we expected this match to end…
(But how else is it supposed to end…?)
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…
…
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits.)
James Peters: NO… NO WAY! RIGHT NOW?!
Rich Russillo: IT’S ***CHARLIE MARR!***
(The crowd has turned into absolutely deafening boos, the camera going over to the stage to show the new Cash in The Vault holder Charlie Marr sprinting out from the backstage area, still bearing the wounds of his match against Shinzo Sasaki, he has the briefcase in hand as he looks to do the unthinkable, what nobody would have thought to happen…)
James Peters: CHARLIE IS SHOVING THE BRIEFCASE INTO THE HANDS OF THE REFEREE! HE’S SHOUTING PROFUSELY AT HIM AS THE REFEREE IS RUNNING OVER TO INFORM BELLA BRAXTON!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHARLIE MARR IS CASHING IN HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! HE’S ADDED TO THIS MATCH! HE’S IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
James Peters: CHARLIE RUSHES IN AND QUICKLY GOES FOR$ THE PIN ON REX! SHOVING ALL THE MEDICAL PERSONNEL THAT’S CHECKING ON HIM AWAY AS THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: REX MCALLISTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Rich Russillo: REX IS OUT! IT’S DOWN TO TWO! CHARLIE AND DRAKE! DRAKE HASN’T MOVED EITHER! CHARLIE HAS LUNGED FORWARD AND HOOKED THE LEG ON HIM! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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James Peters: CHARLIE MARR IS A TWO-TIME EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ begins to play through the speakers of the arena as a triumphant Charlie Marr gets up to his knees and screams at the top of his lungs. He raises his fists in the sky, signaling a career making moment for him here tonight at Road To Redemption. The crowd in Mexico City tonight is irate about how all of this has occurred, throwing trash at the Extreme Elimination Chamber and booing loudly to signal their displeasure.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARRRLIEEEEEE MAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Charlie is handed the EAW World Championship, the title that he held what feels like centuries ago, and he clutches it close to his chest. He takes it, and raises it high into the air, the crowd continuing to boo for this.)
Rich Russillo: …
James Peters: …
Persephone: Hi.
Rich Russillo: Wow.
James Peters: I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now. I could have anticipated Drake King walking out of this match as Champion, I could have saw Rex McAllister become the EAW World Champion. But mere hours after he won it, Charlie Marr has come in, cashed it in, and is now your new EAW World Champion.
Rich Russillo: This is the culmination of all his hard work, to show everyone just exactly who Charlie Marr is, and what he has been able to accomplish in this company. They needed a reminder, and Charlie did exactly that in a big way. And now, the first night of Road To Redemption ends in one way, and that’s the man himself taking control of the Sunday Night Voltage that he once used to rule with an iron fist. Once again, it’s Charlie Marr’s world.
(Charlie climbs up to the top rope, continuing to raise his title into the air and embrace the moment right here and now. Pyro is seen shooting out from the stage to celebrate this momentous occasion, and Charlie eyes the camera that is directly facing him. Road To Redemption ends with Charlie’s beautiful baby blue eyes looking at the camera, shouting at the top of his lungs words that will resonate through EAW for a very long time…)
Charlie Marr: (Off-Mic) LONG LIVE CHARLIE MARR!
DAY 2
(the graphic for the first match of Night two appears on the tron)
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(As Day two of Road to Redemption begins, the pyro goes off, the ominous Chamber starts to lower as the fans in Mexico City get up off their seat and go wild. Gina Romano standing on the side of the ring is ready to announce the match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is the OPENING MATCH OF ROAD TO REDEMPTION DAY TWO and it is THE SHOWDOWN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER for the ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The crowd roars and start to cheer.)
Crowd: EAW!!!! EAW!!!! EAW!!!!
Gina Romano: Here are the rules! In a few moments I will introduce all six participants in the match, the first four will be sealed inside their individual Chamber, the final two will start and wrestle for five minutes. Once the time is up one of the chambers will open chosen at random, they will then enter the contest, wrestling for five minutes and continue until all chambers are opened. The only way to be eliminated is by pinfall or submission which can happen at any time during the match. The last person remaining will be the Answers World Champion!
(After a few moments, “Be Legendary” by Pop Evil starts to play. The crowd stands up and breaks out in roars as Adam Lucas slowly walks out holding a baseball bat with spiked knuckles drilled on the handle and razor blades embedded all over the bat.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! HAILING FROM NEW YORK CITY! WEIGHING IN AT 231 POUNDS! HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… “THE NEXT LEVEL” ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!
(The arena explodes in cheers, Adam starts to make his way toward the ring, high-fiving fans and keeping his eye on the Chamber.)
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS IS OUT FIRST AND HERE IS AN ELITIST THAT FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS HE WAS ONE OF THE COMPETITORS TO START THE MATCH! THIS TIME HE WILL GET THE LUCK OF THE DRAW! THIS DEFINITELY IS AN ADVANTAGE FOR THE CHAMPION!
Eve: It is and Adam Lucas knows that he doesn’t have to start and that is huge for the Champion! He is entering the cage and knows what it takes, but he has not had the best of results in this Chamber,. 0-2, will history repeat itself or can he deny it one and prove everyone wrong this year!
Gavin Kirkland: After the fuckery we saw last night in the Voltage chamber, anything can happen!
(Adam enters the ring, the referee leads him into the cage, where he goes without any hesitation or resistance. Adam gets in the cage, waiting as the referee on the outside closes the cage and locks it. Adam stands there and waits as his theme fades, and it is replaces with…)
Gina Romano: THE NEXT COMPETITOR TO ENTER THE CHAMBER IS….
(“5 Milli” By Icewear Vezzo starts to play throughout the arena as the fans get up and cheer, some boo.)
Gina Romano: …. FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN! WEIGHING IN AT 270 POUNDS! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY DR. ANGELO D’ANGELO….. HE IS CHEF VIZ!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd roars as Chef Viz walks out holding a huge mega iron skillet. He and the Doctor nod, before he heads to the ring, the fans chant.)
Crowd: COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK!
(Chef Viz smiles and walks to the ring, giving some high fives. He heads into the chamber.)
Deadprez: Chef Viz is now the next wrestler to be in the chamber and this is one Elitist who has been in so many of these matches, one of the most dangerous wrestlers in the chamber, and he has the advantage just like the Answers World Champion!
Eve: Chef Viz is definitely ready, he carries iron in his hands, in the form of a skillet and is in the ring!
(Chef Viz stands in front of the chamber with Adam Lucas in it, he points to the Answers World Championship, then nods in respect before entering his chamber, the referee locks Chef Viz.)
Gavin Kirkland: Chef Viz and Adam Lucas in Chambers, with only two left, who will get the luck of the draw!
(Viz theme fades and is replaced by “Birds With Broken Wings” by Ben Caplan as the arena goes dark, suddenly the figure of Solomon Stane slowly starts to walk out. The crowd look on in shock at his weapon.)
Gina Romano: THE NEXT COMPETITOR HAILS FROM THE CITY OF SIN! WEIGHING IN AT 266 POUNDS! HE IS “THE DELIVERER” SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!
(Solomon Stane walks out carrying a cross as the fans look on in absolute horror. The cross is big. He wears a crown of thorn on his head.)
Deadprez: OH, MY GAWD. AND HERE COMES THE WILDCARD, THE MAN WHO IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST EVIL MAN IN THIS MATCH! SOLOMON STANE CARRIES THAT CROSS, HIS CROWN OF THORNS! HE HAS IT OVER HIS SHOULDER HE REACHES THE RING AS THE FANS ALREADY START CHANTING!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
(Solomon gets to the entrance of the chamber and leans the cross against the steel. He though keeps the crown of thrones, entering the chamber, glaring first at Chef Viz, who taunts him and smiles. He then walks over to Adam Lucas and slams his chamber before spreading his arms out. The referee though leads him into the chamber.)
Eve: Yes, this man is pure evil, and he has shown it. Solomon Stane is the unknown factor and like you said Prez, the Wild Card! He is definitely the one competitor that could unleash in an environment like this!
Gavin Kirkland: He is a very scary man. Glad he is locked up in there.
(The referee closes Solomon’s Chamber. Now three Elitists are in and there is only one name left before they introduce the two who will start the match. Solomon’s theme slowly fades, it is replaced by ‘In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins. The fans get up to their feet and roar with cheers and boos.)
Gina Romano: THE NEXT COMPETITOR! HE HAILS FROM LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK! WEIGHING IN AT 265 POUNDS! HE IS THE BEAST……. SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!!!
(Scott Diamond walks out carrying a huge chain, but it is connected to a sledgehammer. He smiles and walks out heading right to the Chamber, not even paying attention to anything else. Scott Diamond gets to the steps.)
Deadprez: AND NOW WE KNOW! DARYL KINKADE AND PJ HENDRX WILL BE THE TWO TO START THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, BUT THE MONSTER IS NOW IN THE CHAMBER AND THAT MAKES HIM THE MOST VOLATILE IN THIS MATCH!
Eve: We saw him mow through people at Territorial Invasion, who is to say he doesn’t do this here!
Gavin Kirkland: What are we going to do with all these big beefy top sirloin sumbitches!? We have four men in those chambers that are some big dudes! Time to slap meat!
(Scott Diamond looks at Solomon Stane who stares him down. He then walks over to Chef Viz who waves at him while Diamond laughs. He then walks over to Adam, glaring at the champion as he is then led to his chamber, slowly closing it as all four chambers are filled now. Scott’s theme slowly fades and is replaced with “Kamikaze” by RedHook.)
Gina Romano: NOW… THE FIRST OF THE LAST TWO COMPETITORS WHO WILL START THIS MATCH! FIRST FROM NORWICH, ENGLAND! WEIGHING IN AT 225 POINDS…. HE IS “THE KINK OF ELITE” DARYL KINKADE!!!!!!
(The crowd boos as Daryl walks out, in hand is a cricket bat wrapped in barbed wire. He stops in the entranceway and looks around,. Enjoying the boos before he focuses on the chamber. He walks down to the ring as he is booed continuously.)
Deadprez: And now we have Daryl Kinkade! Both he and PJ Hendrx will start the match and does he not look read! Look at the cricket bat with barbed wire wrapped around it. Daryl Kinkade has a lot to prove and he almost became the World Champion at the beginning of the season, but we all know that a world title is coming!
Eve: And it could be tonight! Daryl is in the zone as he makes his way to the ring, walking into the chamber, I have never seen Daryl so focused!
Gavin Kirkland: With that cricket stick, he looks like a hooligan!
(Daryl does the rounds to the chambers, staring down Scott Diamond, then Solomon Stane, then Chef Viz, finally Adam Lucas. He then turns as his music fades, and it is replaced with ‘Exhibit C’ -by Jay Electronica. The fans start to cheer loudly,, roaring as PJ Hendrx walks out with what is in his hand.)
Gina Romano: THE FINAL COMPETIOR IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! HAILS FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA! WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS….. HE IS “PHANTOM” PJ HENDRX!
(The ovation is deafening, as he wastes no time and runs to the ring, stopping at the stares and looking up at the chamber, but he knows this could be his night, and jumping in.)
Deadprez: What does he have in his hand…. Wait…. That is a Utopia Album vinyl with razor blades glued to it and razor wire wrapped around it!!! What an innovative weapon by PJ Hendrx, he is gonna slice and dice with a record! Genius!
Eve: That is absolutely amazing, and PJ is the highflyer, but so id Daryl, both of these men have already put on classics against each other! I cannot wait for this! And remember every five minutes another competitor comes aboard!
Gavin Kirkland We are starting off fast and quick! We are just missing females in this match!
(PJ Hendrx looks around the chambers, nodding as he knows that if this is going to go his way, he must come out and wrestle the distance. Daryl stands ready, PJ now looks to be ready, the referee checks on both as the music dies down and the Chamber doors close.)
(He then signals for the bell.)
(DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! )
(Both men look around at the chamber, holding their weapons, it is an incredible sight as the Mexico City crowd is all into it, they are cheering frantically at the first match of Night Two for Road to Redemption as both men start to circle the ring, those locked in the cage watch very intently as Daryl….)
Deadprez: HE SWINGS THE CRICKET BAT AND HE’S NOT WASTING ANY TIME, BUT PJ HENDRX DUCKS AND HE TAKES A SWIPE WITH THE VINYL RECORD BUT DARYL KINKADE IS ABLE TO DODGE THE ASSAULT! HE QUICKLY RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES AND DROPKICK!
Eve: NO! PJ IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND PJ NOW RUNS ON THE ROPES AND COMES BACK….. HURRICARANA! TAKES DARYL OFF HIS FEET AND HE LOSES THE CRICKET BAT! HE GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND CHARGES PJ WHO AGAIN SWIPES THE VINYL BUT DARYL IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND HE GOES DIRECTLY FOR HIS OWN STEP UP ENZINGUIRI!
Gavin Kirkland: HE MISSES! PJ DUCKED IT AND DARYL GETS BACK UP, PJ DROPS THE VINYL AND GRABS DARYL, STANDING SPANISH FLY! DARYL TOOK ALL OF THAT AND THESE TWO ARE NOT WASTING ANY TIME BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!
(The crowd is cheering loudly as Daryl slowly gets back up and PJ quickly throws him into the turnbuckle, he charges int as the others watch in the chamber.)
Deadprez: PJ charges in, but6 NO! Daryl is able to jump up and avoid the charge, PJ hits the turnbuckle, but the shoulder doesn’t connect to the steel post, instead he turns, and Daryl has a front face lock, runs up the ropes… TORNADO DDDT and he planted it!
Eve: This is one of those matches where you need to conserve energy, that is it, because these two men have a very long road ahead of them and it is not going to get any easier when those chambers start to open! Daryl Kinkade though with a Tornado DDT and now he picks up PJ, he is going for Hail to the Victor! Trying to eliminate the threat early!
Gavin Kirkland: And that was what I was about to say, don’t you want to get rid of those obstacles first fast and early? You don’t want to be there with someone else when those chambers open! But what do I know, I’m just the best play by play announcer in the business!
Eve: Daryl goes for the Pump handle Piledriver, but NO! PJ is able to flip Daryl over on his back! He crashes hard on the mat! PJ springboards off the ropes…. MOONSAULT! It connects and he hooks the leg for the cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO-
Deadprez: Daryl kicks out quickly and remember falls and submissions can occur at any time during this match even before any of these other chambers open which could change the dynamic of this entirely! PJ grabs Daryl and throw him into the turnbuckle, Daryl reverses, but PJ hops on the second rope, he does a flying body press and …. NO! he misses and lands flat on his stomach after Daryl dropped, he now goes for the Cricket stick with the barbed wire…..
(SMACK!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND HERE WE GO! HE JUST WALLOPED PJ IN THE BACK WITH THAT CRICKET STICK! THE BLOOD POURING NOW FROM HIS BACK AND PJ YELLS IN PAIN! THAT HAS GOTTA HURT AND…..
(SMACK!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: HE DID IT AGAIN! ANOTHER HARD STRIKE ON THE BACK OF PJ HENDRX WHO HAS HAD BARBED WIRE NOW EMBARKED ON HIS BACK AS HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES! i…. I
(SMACK!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND A THIRD TIME! THIS IS GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE NOW LIKE THAT TIME I WENT TO PICK UP MY DATE AND SHE TOLD ME AFTER SEEING ME FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT SHE NEEDED TO GO BACK INSIDE AND WASH HER HAIR!
Eve: You are…. Never mind. HE IS TEARING THE FLESH OUT OF PJ SO EARLY IN THIS MATCH AND HE IS RIGHT FOR THE PICKINGS! PJ IS HURT, ON HIS KNEES AND DARYL NOW FORCES THE CRICKET STICK ON THE FOREHEAD OF PJ HENDRIX! HE IS TRYING TO REARRANGE HIS FACE! TEAR IT APART!
(The brutality is on display as PJ Hendrx now starts to bleed from his forehead as well, Daryl is digging in that Cricket stick as he continues to try and get him down early and eliminate one of the competitors. The fans though are behind PJ as they cheer him on.)
Crowd: PJ!!!! PJ!!! PJ!!! PJ!!!! PJ!!!!
Deadprez: How much more can he take!? Live to fight another day is what I Say! This kid is a crimson mask dawg. He is bleeding all over so early in this match! And….. wait…. PJ HENDRX WAS ABLE TO GET HIS LEG BETWEEN DARYL’S AND HE JUST LOW BLOWED HIM! DARYL KINKADE LETS GO AND PJ DROPS BUT HE QUICKLY GRABS THE VINYL AS DARYL IS RECOVERING, HE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!
Eve: DOES PJ HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET BACK UP!? THESE TWO MEN HAVE ALREADY FOGUTH WARS JUST TO GET IN HERE, EVEN EACH OTHER! COULD THIS BE WHERE…..
(SLASH!!!!)
Eve: DARYL KINKADE CHARGES AT PJ AND HE WAS JUST SLASHED ACROSS THE GUT WITH THAT VINYL! DARYL LOOKSIN SHOCK AS HE IS SEEING THE BLOOD NOW COMING FROM HIS ABDOMEN AND….. PJ GOES FOR THE NECK!
(SLASH!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: HE JUST TRIED TO MURDER HIM AND DARYL AVOIDED THAT BUT HE COULDN’T AVOID THE VINYL CUTTING THE UPPER PART OF HIS ARM THAT HE TRIED TO BLOCK IT WITH IT! DARYL NOW IS ON THE DEFENSE AND HE RUNS TO THE ROPES, NO! PJ WAS THERE WAITING FOR HIM AND DARYL QUICKLY PUT ON THE BREAKS AND HE IS NOW OUTSIDE, BUT PJ RUNS AND HE DIVES OVER THE ROPES ON DARYL KINKADE AND BOTH CRASH OUT ON THE STEEL FLOOR! PJ GETS UP AND HOWLS AS THE CROWD GOES BALLISTIC!
Eve: And looks, the countdown clock now is down to ten seconds, we are about get the first chamber pod open here! PJ gets Daryl and slams him into the steel chain wall and The countdown clock is starting, we are about to get the first pod to open!
5…..
4……
3……
2…….
1…….
(The lights start to flicker around the pods, waiting for one to land on it, suddenly it does as the buzzer sounds. The pod opens….)
Deadprez: IT IS CHEF VIZ WITH A SKILLET IN HAND! CHEF VIZ POD OPENS AND HE COMES RUNNING OUT, PJ HENDRIX TURNS AND HE SEES CHEF VIZ COMING!
Gavin Kirkland: CHEF VIZ COMES OFF WITH AN OVER THE TOP ROPE RUNNING SPLASH ON PJ HENDRX! HE CRASHES INTO THE STEEL WALL AND CHEF VUZ US STARTING TO COOK! DARYL KINKADE IS UP AND….
(CLING!!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: CHEF VIZ JUST DARYL KINKADE WITH THAT HUGE IRON SKILLET AND DARYL IS WOBBLY ON HIS LEGS!
(CLING!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: HE HIST HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE IRON SKILLET AND NOW HE LIFTS IT UP HIGH AND …….
(CLING!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: HE JUST PEPPERED DARYL WITH THAT SKILLET ON HIS BACK AND DARYL FALLS TO THE STEEL FLOOR!
Crowd: COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK!
(Chef Viz has taken complete control, he grabs PJ Hendrx and throws him again into the Steel wall. Chef Viz drives the skillet into his neck trying to choke him out while Daryl is on the ground In pain trying to recover.)
Deadprez: Chef Viz is choking out PJ with the skillet, he has taken complete control of this match and now is the freshest in the ring, in a little less than five minutes that all could change! Viz though drops choking Hendrx and throws him back into the ring. He then takes Daryl Kinkade and picks him up, MILITARY PRESS SLAM RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING ON PJ HENDRX! VIZ HAS TAKEN FULL CHARGE OF THIS MATCH AND HE DOESN’T LOOK TO BE SLOWING DOWN!
Eve: He is a huge factor in this match, but stamina is also going to play a role. Look who is left in that chamber? The three men that are looking to get out! But Viz stomps on Daryl and then on PJ, back on Daryl and then on PJ! He then raises the skillet up in the air and the crowd loves it!
Crowd: COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK!
Gavin Kirkland: Viz takes Daryl, lifts him up into a stalling suplex and he is allowing the blood to rush to the head! He is holding him up there and not letting go! He then drops Kinkade and kips up, doing the same to PJ Hendrx! Chef Viz is just having fun out there now! Daryl and PJ went at it hard and now Viz is there for the pickings!
Deadprez: He really is, and he really could just try to eliminate both men! Chef Viz picks up Daryl and whips him into the ropes, he goes for another Military slam, he has Daryl up…. An EYE RAKE! DARYL KINKADE EYE RAKED CHEF VIZ AND TEMPORARILY BLINDED HIM! SPINNING HEEL KICK BY PJ HENDRX AND THAT TAKES CHEF VIZ DOWN. BUT WAIT….
Eve: AND HERE IS PJ HENDRX WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF DARYL KINKADE AND A 1916 DDT! NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN PJ HENDRX IS IN CONTROL AND…. HOLD ON…. PJ TURNS RIGHT INTO THE PROPHET DRIVER! CHEF VIZ WAS RIGHT BACK UP AND HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH –
Eve: PJ HENDRX KICKS OUT! HE WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT AND CHEF VIZ SHRUGS HIS SHOULDER AND NOW TURNS TO DARYL, HE GOES TO PICK HIM UP….
(WHACK!!!!!!)
Eve: … DARYL KINKADE JUST HIT THAT CRICKET BAT ACROSS THE CHEST OF CHEF VIZ! HE STUCK THAT CRICKET BAT RIGHT ON HIS CHEST AND THE BLOOD IS ALREADY STARTING TO COME OUT FOR CHEF VIZ BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP HIM! HE SCREAMS AT KINKADE TO HIT HIM AGAIN AND HE DOES, CHEF VIZ STUMBLES BACK AND DARYL RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES AND…..
(WHACK!!!)
Deadprez: HE JUST HIT VIZ ON THE HEAD WITH THE CRICKET BAT! VIZ FALLS TO THE MATS! PJ AND DARYL BOTH JUMP ON VIZ TO PIN HIM!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH –
Deadprez: CHEF VIZ THREW THEM BOTH OFF AS IF THEY WERE NOTHING! PJ AND DARYL ARE BOTH IN SHOCK, THEY WAIT AS VIZ GETS UP…. DOUBLE DROPKICK THAT SENDS VIZ INTO THE ROPES AND PJ HENDRX…. NO!!!! KICK TO THE STOMACH ON PJ… HAIL TO THE VICTOR! THE PUMP HANDLE PILEDRIVER AND WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Gavin Kirkland: PJ HENDRX KICKS OUT! NOBODY CAN BELIEVE IT, HE KICKED OUT AND NOWDARYL SLAMS THE MATS! HE GRABS PJ AND WHIPS HIM INTO CHEF VIZ THAT IS ON THE ROPES, BUT CHEF VIZ CLOTHESLINE PJ AS HE RAN TO HIM AND DARYL CHARGES IN…..
Deadprez: THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL WITH THE SKILLET! DARYL KINKADE JUST GOT HIS FACE SMASHED IN WITH THAT SPINNING BACK FIST THAT HAD THE IRON SKILLET IN HIS GRASP! DARYL KINKADE FALLS AND CHEF VIZ DROPS FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Deadprez: HOW!? DARYL KINKADE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS ARM UP AND THE CROWD IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! EVEN CHEF VIZ IS SHOCKED THAT KINKADE IS STILL IN THIS.
Crowd: BRUV!!!! BRUV!!!! BRUV!!!! BRUV!!!! BRUV!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The fans in Mexico are wilding, they are chanting “Bruv”.
Eve: Chef Viz has the skillet in hand, he lifts it up and …..
(SLASH!!!!!)
Eve: CHEF VIZ EAS JUST SLICED IN THE BACK AND THAT HURTS! PJ HENDRX GRABBED THE VINYL AND WAS ABLE TO SLICE CHEF VIZ IN THE BACK! VIZ HOLDS HIS BACK AND PJ WITH AN INVERTED DDT! HE DROPS VIZ AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH –
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOO! CHEF VIZ WITH THE ARM UP! AND LOOK AT THE TIMER! WE ARE ABOUT TO GET OUR FOURTH ENTRANT IN HERE AND LOOK AT ADAM LUCAS! HE IS CHOMPING AT THE BIT! SAME WITH SOLOMON STANE, JUST THE GLARE IN HIS EYES! SCOTT DIAMOND LOOKS VERY RELAXED!
(PJ Hendrx sees the clock ticking down and he quickly runs and jumps to the top rope, he has Viz down…)
Eve: PJ HENDRX WITH THE 450 SPLASH ON VIZ AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR –
Eve: Chef viz kicks out again and here we go! The countdown clock is starting, we are about to get the second pod to open!
5…..
4……
3……
2…….
1…….
(The lights start to flicker around the pods, waiting for one to land on it, suddenly it does as the buzzer sounds. The pod opens….)
Deadprez: IT IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…. ADAM LUCAS! AND LOOK AT ADAM AS THE CROWD EXPLODES IN CHEERS AND HE HAS THAT RAZOR COATED BASEBALL BAT WITH THE SPIKED KNUCKLE HANDLE! PJ HENDX SEES THIS AND HE CHARGES IN….
(SMACK!!!!!!)
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS JUST SWUNG LIKE BABE RUTH AND ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF! BUT THE HIT LANDED ON HIS OTHER ARM AS PJ FALLS! HE IS DARYL KINKADE WITH HIS CRICKET STICK, AND THEY CLASH LIKE DUELING SWORDS! BUT ADAM KICKS DARYL IN THE MIDSECTION BUCKLING HIM OVER AND….
(SMACK!!!!!)
Deadprez:…. AND HE JUST TATTOOED THE BACK OF DARYL KINKADE! KINKADE JUST WAS CUT OPEN SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER! ADAM LUCAS IS ON A TERROR RUN RIGHT NOW AND HERE IS VIZ GETTING UP, HE TURNS AND SEES HIM, RUNNING AGAINST THE ROPES AND CLOTHESLINES CHEF VIZ WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! EVERYONE IS DOWN AND ADAM RAISES THE BAT TO THE DELIGHT OF THE CROWD!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
Eve: It is awesome! The Answers World Champion knows that he has to work quickly, you have two monsters waiting in the wings inside their chambers and when each of them are released, it is going to get really ugly! Adam Lucas wastes no time and grabs Chef Viz; he has him up! Forearm, after forearm, taking him to the ropes he is leaning against them as Adam is POUNDING ON VIZ! Over and over and over AGAIN! HE HAS HIM REELING…. AND ADAM WHIPS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, HE RUNS….. STINGER SPLASH ON VIZ!
(Daryl slowly gets up, trying to get up on the other turnbuckle, Adam looks over and points at him, runs at Daryl….)
Deadprez: STINGER SPLASH ON Daryl!!!! Adam Lucas is on a roll! He slowly turns around and sees none other than PJ Hendrx getting back to his feet…. Adam runs at him too…. STINGER SPLASH ON PJ HENDRX! ADAM SEES AN OPENING AND HOPS TO THE TOP ROPE, WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO…. HOLD UP, HE LOOKS AT THE TOP OF ONE OF THE CHAMBERS, SOLOMON’S! HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THAT AND WAITS!
(The crowd goes wild as Adam Lucas stands at the top of the chamber, he is slowly waiting patiently as Viz, Daryl and PJ get all get up. They stand almost together, and Adam jumps off…..)
Eve: MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER RIGHT ON ALL THREE COMPETITORS AND LOOK AT ADAM LUCAS! HE IS LIT RIGHT NOW AS THE STAIUM IS GOING WILD!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
(Adam gets up and grabs Daryl Kinkade, whips him into the ropes….)
Gavin Kirkland: HONOR BOMB! SPIN ME AROUND YOU BEEFY SUMBITCH AND CALL ME SALLY! HE JUST HONOR BOMBED DARYL KINKADE AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: DARYL KINKADE KICKED OUT AND NOBODY CAN BELIEVE IT! EVEN ADAM LUCAS, WHO IS BACK UP AND …. BACKSTABBER BY PJ HENDRX ON ADAM LUCAS AND HE SPRINGS RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET INTO THE PROPHET DRIVER BY CHEF VIZ AND THAT ALL HAPPENED SUDDENLY! ADAM LUCAS IS NOW DOWN AND CHEF VIZ GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: They are going to have to do a lot more to Adam Lucas than that! They do have him down though as Chef Viz tries to pick him up but PJ Hendrx quickly grabs Chef Viz and tries to his another backstabber, but Viz hangs one and…. A KICK TO THE KIDNEYS BY DARYL KINKADE ON PJ HENDRX! HE LETS GO OF THE MOVE AND…. TIGER SUPLEX BY DARYL KINKADE ON PJ HENDRX! HE KIPS BACK UP AND IS TAKEN RIGHT DOWN WITH VIZ AS HE SCOOPS UP DARYL INTO A HUGE POWERSLAM ON TOP OF ADAM LUCAS!
Deadprez: VIZ GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT AND VIZ SEES THAT THE TIME IS RUNNING DOWN FOR HT ENEXT COMPETITOR AND THEN THINGS ARE REALLY GOING TO GET UGLY WITH THE TWO BIGGEST MEN IN THE MATCH LEFT!
(Chef Viz picks up Adam Lucas and he throws him over the top rope, Adam hits hard on the steel floor. Chef Viz then grabs PJ Hendrx who is also down, he throw him into the steel post in the turnbuckle, falling out of the ring, now Chef Viz then grabs Daryl Kinkade, whipping him into the ropes, as Daryl then is grabbed and hoisted on Viz shoulders…)
Eve: Are we going to see that patented airplane spin!? It looks like it! He is starting to spin AND NO!!! DARYL KINKADE IS DIGGING HIS FINGERS DEEP INTO CHEF VIZ’S EYES, RAKING THEM AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN! VIZ DROPS HIM AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET, DARYL FROM BEHIND….. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
(The fans roar at the show of strength by Daryl Kinkade. He then quickly picks up Chef Viz….)
Deadprez: HE FINISHES IT OFF WITH MONKE FLIP! AND CHEF VIZ IS DOWN! DARYL KINKADE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE, HE IS PERCHED UP THERE AS HE NOTICES AS WE DO THE CLOCK COUNTING DOWN AND WE ARE ABOUT TO GET THE FIFTH COMPETITOR IN THIS AND THEN AFTER THAT ONE MORE!
Eve: SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HE LANDS IT ON ALL CHEF VIZ AND GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR –
Eve: NO!!!! CHEF VIZ KICKED OUT AND LOOK! The countdown clock is starting, we are about to get the third pod to open!
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(The lights start to flicker around the pods, waiting for one to land on it, suddenly it does as the buzzer sounds. The pod opens….)
Gavin Kirkland: IT IS THE DELIVERER HIMSELF…… SOLOMON STANE! LOOK AT STANE WHO SLOWLY WALKS OUT AND SEES PJ HENDRX TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE RING, SOLOMON QUICKLY BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE AS HE FALLS BACK INTO THE STEEL FLOOR! SOLOMON GRABS HIM, LIFTS HIM BY THE NECK AND SLAMS PJ HENDRX AGAINST THE STEEL LING WALL CHOKING HIM OUT!
Solomon Stane: (Off Mic) These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful!
(Solomon rolls his eyes behind his head for a moment before…..)
Eve: CHOKESLAM ON THE STEEL FLOOR BY SOLOMON STANE ON PJ HENDX! BUT HE IS NOT DONE, NOW HE SEES ADAM LUCAS SLOWLY TRYING TO GET UP AND SOLOMON RUNS TOWARD HIM…. THE BIG BOOT ON ADAM LUCAS AND HE JUST TOOK HIM DOWN! BUT SOLOMON IS NOW PICKING UP ADAM AND SLAMMING HIM INTO THE STEEL LINK TOO!
Solomon Stane: (off Mic) And they crucified him, and parted his garments, casting lots: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, They parted my garments among them, and upon my vesture did they cast lots!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait a second,…. WAIT A SECOND WHAT IS HE DOING!?
(Solomon Stand grabs the referee on the outside though the cage and slams him into the cage, taking the keys. He then opens the main door as the crowd stands in awe and shock, Solomon Stane reaches over and grabs the cross, dragging it into the Chamber. PJ Hendrx is down. Chef Viz is slowly getting up as is Daryl. Solomon drags the crucifix into the chamber, and drops it on the steel floor.)
Deadprez: AH HELL NAW DAWG! WHAT IS THIS CRAZY SON OF A BITCH DOING!?
Eve: HE IS GOING TO CRUCIFY ADAM LUCAS! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! SOLOMON STANE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN DELIVERING THE MESSAGE! THIS MAN IS TWISTED AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THE TIME HE WAS PART OF THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES OR NOT, HE HAS BECOME ONE OF THE MOST SADISTIC MEN ON SHOWDOWN!
(Solomon spreads his arms as if he is praying, then his eyes slowly look over at Adam Lucas who is trying to recover. Solomon knees him in the gut and then…..)
Gavin Kirkland: DDT ON THE CRUCIFIX! ADAM LUCAS MAY BE OUT AND HE LAYS ADAM ON THE CROSS! WHAT IS HE DOING….. HE RAISES HIS HAND AND WAIT…..THERE IS A CHAIN BEING LOWERED AND LOOK! THERE IS SOMEONE UP THERE BUT I CANNOT TELL WHO THAT IS!? IS IT TRIXIE!? THEY ARE WEARING A COWL!
Deadprez: I have no idea, but this is the damnedest thing I have ever seen! The chain is being lowered and SOLOMON IS ACTUALLY HOOKING IT TO THE CRUCIFIX! SOLOMON IS REACHING INTO HIS TIGHTS,WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT EVE!?
Eve: OH NO…. IT’S STAKES! HE IS GOING TO NAIL ADAM LUCAS TO THE CROSS AND…..
Deadprez: CHEF VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE FLIES OVER THE ROPES AND SUICIDE DIVES ON SOLOMON STANE SAVING ADAM LUCAS! CHEF VIZ GRABS THE CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND SOLOMON STANE, HE STARTS CHOKING HIM BUT…..
Chef Viz: (Off Mic) OH HELL NAH!!!!
Deadprez: HE JUST STUCK VIZ IN THE LEG WITH THE STAKE! CHEF VIZ IS IN TROUBLE AND SOLOMON GRABS HIM… THE TRIUMPH OF TRUTH ON THE STEEL FLOOR! CHEF VIZ IS DOWN AND SOLOMON TAKES THAT STAKE BACK, HE GRABS THE CROWN OF THORN ON HIS HEAD….. OH, COME ON!
Eve: HE JUST SHOVED IT ON ADAM’S HEAD AND HE JUST STARTED BLEEDING! ADAM IS TRYING TO COME TOO, FIGHTING OFF SOLOMON STANE DOING EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS POWER TO GET HIM OFF BUT TO NO AVAIL! SOLOMON STARTS TO ELBOW ADAM REPEATEDLY AND NOW HE HAS HIS HAND FORCING IT DOWN…..
(WHACK!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: HE JUST STUCK THE STAKE IN ADAM’S HAND! THE CHAMPION SCREAMS IN PAIN AS SOLOMON NOW FORCES HIS OTHER HAND ON THE STAKE, BUT ADAM IS STILL TRYING TO FIGHT OFF AND …….
Eve: PJ HENDRX OUT OF NOWHERE! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE ROPES AND HE LANDED ON SOLOMON! PJ NEDRX IS THROWING FIST UPON FIST ON SOLOMON STANE TRYING TO PREVENT HIM FRO DOING THIS DEED, ADAM LUCAS IS TRYING TO SLOWLY GET THE STAKE OUT WITH HIS FREE HAND!
(PJ Hendrx gets flipped off Solomon, he lands hard on the steel floor as well, and Adam is almost off the cross, but Solomon quickly grabs his other arm……)
(WHACK!!!!!!)
Deadprez: AH NAH! QUACKY QUACKY SHUCK SHUCK! WE ABOUT TO GET CANCELED IN THIS MUG, DAWG! HE JUST DROVE THE OTHER STAKE ON ADAM’S PALM AND THE WORLD CHAMPION HAS BEEN NAILED TO THE CROSS. HE LOOKS UP AND NODS, AS THE CROSS IS STARTED TO BE LIFTED.
Eve: WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! SOMEONE GET OUT HERE NOW! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! NOW SOME MASSACRE! LOOK AT SOLOMON STANE!
(Solomon Stane stands in front of the crucifix as it is being lifted, Adam Lucas screams trying to get out off the cross but to no avail. The crowd is in utter shock.)
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I HAVE SEEN IT ALL! THE VISUAL! THE SYMBOLISM! SOLOMON STANE IS BASICALLY SAYING THAT THE MESSIAH OF SHOWDOWN, THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS DEAD!
Eve: Well…. He might have nailed Adam Lucas to the crucifix but here is Daryl Kinkade… SPRINGBOARD ELBOW ON STANE WHILE HE WASN’T LOOKING! DARYL LOOKS UP AT ADAM WHO IS SCREAMING TRYING TO PRY HIS HANDS OUT.
Daryl Kinkade: (Off Mic) Sucks to be you, bruv.
Eve: Wait…. Look the last chamber is about to OPEN!!! The countdown clock is starting, we are about to get the LAST pod opened and here comes THE PAIN!
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(The lights start to flicker around the pods, waiting for one to land on it, suddenly it does as the buzzer sounds. The pod opens as the crowd explodes in roars.)
Deadprez: AND HERE IS SCOTT DIAMOND! NOW ALL ENTRANTS ARE IN AND WE ARE ABOUT TO COOK! SCOTT DIAMOND IS NOW OUT OF THE CAGE AND HE HAS THAT CHAINE HOOKED TO THE END OF THAT SLEDGEHAMMER HILT! AND HERE WE GO! DARYL KINKADE SEES SOCTT DIAMOND AND HE JUMPS OVER THE ROPES ON SCOTT DIAMOND…..
Eve:: NO!!!! HE CAUGHT DARYL KINKADE IN MIDAIR! HE THROWS HIM OVER THIS SHOULDER RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! SOLOMON STANE IS NOW BACK UP AND GETS IN THE RING FACE TO FACE WITH SCOTT DIAMOND! SOMLOMON GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND…..
(SLAM!!!!!)
Deadprez: SOLOMON STANE JUST TOOK A SLEDGEHAMMER BLOW TO THE FACE AND HE STUMBLES BACK, NOW SCOTT DIAMOND THROWS THAT CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK AND PULLS SOLOMON TOWARD HIM, LARIAT AND HE JUST MADE SOLOMON STANE FLIP OVER! BUT WAIT…. PJ HENDRX RUNS AT DIAMOND… HE DUCKS THE CHAIN, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND…..
(SLAM!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: PJ HENDRX JUST GOT SWATTED MIDAIR WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! PJ HENDRX IS DOWN TOO AND HERE COMES CHEF VIZ! HE HAS THE Skillet in one hand and Adams’ baseball bat in the other! They two behemoths stare each other down! SCOTT DIAMOND SWINGS WITH THE CHAIN, VIZ DUCKS AND SCOTT MAY HAVE SWUNG TOO HARD!
Eve: THE CHAIN IS ALMOST WRAPPING AROUND HIS HEAD, BUT SCOTT IS ABLE TO STOP IT….
(PLUNK!!!!)
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Eve: CHEF VIZ USED THE BASEBALL BAT TO SWING AT THE SKILLET AND USED IT AS A BASEBALL THAT HIT SCOTT DIAMOND RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND BUSTED HIM OPEN! SCOTT DIAMOND MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN NOSE! SOMETHING BECAUSE HIS HEAD WAS CRACKED LIKE A MELON!
(Scott Diamond tries to shake it off and Viz charges in….)
Deadprez: SPEAR BY VIZ AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Deadprez: SCOTT DIAMOND KICKS OUT AND VIZ CAN’T BELIEVE! HE STARTS TO CLAP AND THE CROWD CLAPS WITH HIM.
Crowd: COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK! COOK VIZ COOK!
(The energy is really fueling Viz in Mexico City but as this is going on….)
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT ADAM LUCAS! HEW IS TRYING SO HARD TO GET OFF THAT CROSS THAT IS HANGING ABOUT TEN FEET OFF THE GROUND! THE FANS ARE CHEERING HIM AS ADAM IS SCREAMING TRYING TO PULL AND RIP THE FLESH FROM THOSE STAKES!
(Adam Lucas is trying so hard to pull his hand out and he doesn’t care what happens, he has been in worse situations, but as he is doing that, Scott Diamond is already back up as Chef Viz hoists him up on his shoulders, the crowd roars…..)
Eve: AND HERE WE GO, CHEF VIZ IS ABOUT TO DO AN AIRPLANE SPIN! HE STARTS THE MOTION AND LOOK AT SOLOMON STANE!
(Solomon Stane is on his knees praying, looking up at the ceiling talking to himself, when Daryl Kinkade finally recovers…..)
Gavin Kirkland: DARYL KINKADE WITH VICIOUS KICKS TO THE CHEST OF SOLOMON STANE AND HE HAS HIM ROCKING BACK AND FORTH! DARYL BACKS UP AND RUNS AT SOLOMON, NO! HE JUMPS UP AND HITS ODIN’S EYE ON DARYL KINKADE! THAT KNEE CRUSHED HIS FACE AND HE IS DOWN AND LOOK AT SOLOMON! HE IS IN THE RING NOW AND CHEF VIZ IS SPINNING SCOTT DIAMOND….
Eve: BIG BOOT ON THE CHEST OF VIZ! HE DROPS SCOTT DIAMOND WHO IS DIZZY AND SOLOMON STANE THEN GRABS DIAMOND… CALL OF THE VOID! NOT ONCE! NOT TWICE… THREE DISCUS HAMMER STRIKES AND NOW HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AS SCOTT DIAMOND DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND….
Deadprez: MISERY’S END! SCOTT DIAMOND COULD BE OUT AS SOLOMON STANE JUMPS ON HIM FOR HT EPIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE-
Deadprez: NO! He was able to kick out! Scott Diamond kicked out and Solomon Stane started hitting him with rights and lefts. Adam Lucas…. HE IS STARTING TO SWING THE CROSS BACK AND FORTH! TRYING TO GAIN ENOUGH FORCE TO MAYBE BREAK IT OFF THE HINGES FROM THE CHAIN!
(PJ Hendrx though is back up, Daryl Kinkade is also slowly getting up, as for Chef Viz, he too is back to his feet, and Solomon Stane then looks at all of them realizing that they are all staring at him.)
Eve: Wait a second Prez! Look at PJ, Daryl, and Chef Viz! THEY ARE EYEING DOWN SOLOMON STANE! AND HE IS LOOKING AROUND, HE KNOWS THAT HE’S ABOUT TO GET THE WRATH OF THE MEN HE HAS BEEN HURTING, AND……
(The three Elitists jump Solomon Stane as they start beat him down and the crowd starts to cheer….)
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY ARE MUGGING SOLOMON STANE! THEY KNOW HE COULD BE THE BIGGEST THREAT TO THE EAW AND THE SHOWDOWN BRAND! THIS GUY IS A LUNATIC! AND…. WAIT…. ADAM LUCAS! THAT HOOK IS BREAKING ON THE CRUCIFIX! ADAM IS STARTING TO GET FREE AND….. THE CHAIN IS ABOUT TO BREAK! IT’S….. UH….. SCOTT DIAMOND….. WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!?
Deadprez: HE IS STANDING UNDER ADAM LUCAS AND …….
(SNAP!!!!!!)
Deadprez: THE CHAIN BROKE AND THE CRUCIFIX FALLS…..
Eve: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: :damn:
Deadprez: SCOTT DIAMOND CAUGHT THE CROSS FACE DOWN……. INTO A VORTEX ON THE STEEL FLOOR, HE JUST VORTEX ADAM LUCAS WHILE NAILE DON A CROSS….. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
(Adam Lucas is crushed face down on the steel floor and the fans are going ballistic. But Scott Diamond can’t pin him, he is on the cross.)
Eve: SCOTT DIAMOND FLIPS THE CROSS OVER AND ADAM IS BUSTED OPEN AND A BLOODY MESS, HE IS BAREL;Y MOVING AND SCOTT DIAMOND RIPS ADAM FROM THE CROSS! HE JUST TORE THE FLESH OFF THOSE STAKES AND THROWS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TO THE RING WHILE CHEF VIZ, DARYL KINKADE AND PJ HENDRX ARE STOMPING ON SOLOMON STANE!
Deadprez: THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO BE THE FIRST ELIMINATED! SCOTT DIAMOND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS WITH THE SHOULDER UP! HOW AND LOOK AT SCOTT DIAMOND! HE IS INFURIATED! HE GETS BACK UP AND, NO! HERE IS PJ HENDRX CHARGING IN…..
Eve: VORTEX ON PJ HENDRX AND THIS ONE IS OVER! NO…. HERE IS DARYL KINKADE….
Deadprez: VORTEX ON DARYL KINKADE! HE CRASHES AND BURNS! SCOTT DIAMOND STANDS UP AND ROARS, SCREAMING AND HER EIS CHEF VIZ! HE DIVES AT SCOTT DIAMOND….
Gavin Kirkland: VORTEX ON CHEF VIZ! HE JUST LAID OUT THE CHEF AND NOW SCOTT DIAMOND PICKS UP SOLOMON STANE, HOISTS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDER! LOOK… ADAM LUCAS IS CRAWLING OUT OF THE RING!
Eve: SOLOMON IS GOING FOR A RIDE AND….. VORTEX! SOLOMON STANE WAS CRUSHED WITH THE VORTEX! AND SCOTT DIAMOND HAS TAKEN DOWN EVERYONE….. HE IS STANDING TALL….. HE –
(The crowd erupts to their feet when they notice…..)
Deadprez: THE EQUALIZER! THE BUCKSHOT LARIAT BY ADAM LUCAS ON SCOTT DIAMOND AND LOOK! HE HAD THE CROWN OF THORNS WRAPPED ON HIS ARM WHEN HE CONNECTED WITH SCOTT AND THE BLOOD JUST SHOT OUT OF HIS NECK AND CHEST!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
(Adam screams, the blood covering his face, going into his eyes and mouth, lowering his head, and trying to find the energy to get back into this. His hands are bleeding, but trying to find it inside him to get back into this match, where no one has been eliminated yet.)
Eve: EVERYONE IS DOWN! THIS IS A DAMN MASSACRE! EVERYONE IS COVERED IN BLOOD EXCEPT SOLOMON STANE AND HE IS SLOWLY STIRRING, GETTING TO HIS KNEES TOO! ALL OF THEM HAVE BEEN IN THIS MATCH FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT NO MATTER WHO WINS OR LOSES, THESE SIX ELITISTS HAVE PUT THEIR SOULS INTO THIS MATCH! THEY ARE HERE FOR ONE REASON! TO BE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Deadprez: AND IT IS TAKING ITS TOLL, ALL THESE ELITISTS HAVE BEEN THERE FOR SOME TIME, PJ AND DARYL HAVE BEEN WRESTLING NOW FOR 30 MINUTES PLUS AND THE BRUTALITY IS JUST TOO DAMN MUCH!
Gavin Kirkland: Solomon….. SOLOMON!
(Solomon is back on his knees, trembling as he hits his chest as he gets up, speaking….)
Solomon Stane: (Off Mic) And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Hades followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth!
(Adam solely turns to him all bloody…..)
Adam Lucas: (Off Mic) Fuck you…. Lunatic.
Deadprez: ADAM PUSHES HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! SLOMON STANE IS BACK TO HIS FEET! IT IS A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL RIGHT NOW! SOLOMON STANE HAS TRANSFORMED INTO A MONSTER AND HE WANTS TO PLACE THE MARK OF THE BEAST ON EVER SINGLE ONE OF THESE ELITISTS INSIDE THE CAGE! AND HERE WE GO!
(Solomon Stane and Adam Lucas glare at each other…..)
Eve: SOLOMON AND ADAM LUCAS START THROWING FISTS! BACK AND FORTH BOTH MEN STAND ABOVE THE WRECKAGE SOLOMON WITH A SICKENING CHOP! ADAM LUCAS WITH ONE IN RETURN! THESE TWO ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! PARDON MY LANGUAGE AND…. WAIT, SOLOMON TAKES OUT A SMALL CRUCIFIX AND IT IS CARVED TO HAVE A BLADE ON IT…. HE LUNGES IT AT ADAM….
Deadprez: NO! ADAM GRABS IT, HE BLOCKS THE ATTACK AND TURNS IT ON SOLOMON, KICKING HIM IN THE GUT! HE HAS IT ANDRUNS IT ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF SOLOMON STANE! HE STARTS TO BLEED BUT LOOK AT SOLOMON! HE SMILES AT ADAM LUCAS!
Solomon Stane: (Off Mic) The first angel blew his trumpet, and there followed hail and fire, mixed with blood, and these were thrown upon the earth. And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up! And now Adam… I will lay your soul to rest!
Adam Lucas: (Off Mic) You sick fuck!
Gavin Kirkland: And as they battle…. OH GOD A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND BY SCOTT DIAMOND! BOTH MEN GO DOWN AND NOW SCOTT HAS THE CHAIN, HE STARTS SWINGING IT WILDLY AND….
Deadprez: TELEKINESIS BY PJ HENDRX! THE SPEAR TAKES SCOTT DIAMOND DOWN! BUT HE SLOWLY GETS BACK UP….HE IS STANDING AND PJ HENDRX IS SHOCKED…..
(The crowd ….)
Deadprez: KISS TO THE HEAD BY CHEF VIZ! HE JUST HIT THE BULLHAMMER AND SCOTT DIAMOND DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND……
Eve: THE HIDEOUS TRUTH BY DARYL KINKADE ON SCOTT DIAMOND! THE STORMBREAKER AND DIAMOND IS DOWN! DARYL KINKADE, CHEF VIZ AND PJ HENDRX ALL JUMP ON SCOTT DIAMOND FOR THE COVER! COULD WE HAVE THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE CHAMBER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: SCOTT DIAMOND HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd explodes in shock as it took three men to take him out and he rolls out of the ring, the cage door is open, and he is escorted out.)
Deadprez: WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT! SCOTT DIAMOND IS GONE AND MANY ARE SHOCKED AS WE ARE, BUT IT TOOK THREE MEN TO DO IT! AND NOW! WAIT, THEY TURN TO SOLOMON STANE WHO IS BACK UP, HE LOOKS AROUND AT EVERYONE AROUND HIM AN D SMILES… HE IS SMILING!
Eve: HE HAS LOST THE PLOT! EVEN ADAM IS BACK UP AND STANDING WITH THE OTHER THREE COMPETITORS! NOW WE HAVE A FOUR ON ONE SITUATION AND….. SOLOMON STANE JUST CHARGES IN GIVING ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS! LISTEN TO ME CURSING! FUCK IT! I HAVE LOST THE PLOT TOO WITH THIS MATCH!
(Solomon Stane charges in and all four men start to beat him down, the crowd is going nuts as they continue to cheer! Daryl picks up Solomon Stane and throws him into the ropes, he bounces off….)
(SLASH!!!!!)
Deadprez: PJ HENDRX JUST SLASHED SOLOMON WITH THE VINYL! HE IS CUT AND BLEEDING, HE TURNS AROUND!
(CLING!!!!!!!)
Deadprez: SOLOMON STANE JUST GOT HIS BELL RUNG WITH THE IRON SKILLET BY CHEF VIZ! HE IS BARELY STANDING AND……
(WHACK!!!!!!)
Deadprez: AND HE JUST GOT WALLOPED BY THE CRICKET STICK RIGHT TO THE KISSER BY DARYL KINKADE! HE IS WOBBLY ON HIS FEET AND……
(SMACK!!!!!)
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS JUST HIT A HOME RUN WITH SOLOMON STANE’S FACE WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT TO HIS HEAD AND HE STUMBLES RIGHT INTO THE CHEF’S KISS!!!!!! CHEF VIZ HAS THE CHEF’S KISS ON SOLOMON STANE AND LOOK AT THE OTHER THREE THEY ARE BEATING SOLOMON DOWN WITH THEIR WEAPONS AS CHEF VIZ HOLDS THE FULL NELSON VIOLENTLY SHAKING STANE AND HE ISN’T GIVING UP BUT HE IS A BLEEDING MESS AND…. WAIT…..
Eve: HE IS NOT MOVING! IS HE…. IS THIS…….
(The referee checks on Stane…. And calls for the elimination.)
Gina Romano: SOLOMON STANE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd erupts in cheers as the final four stand there as Solomon Stane is gone, and he is being now tended to by the referees to get out of the chamber. But the action doesn’t stop…..)
Eve: SOLOMON STANE IS ELIMINATED AND THAT IS HUGE FOR THE REST OF THE FIELD BUT HERE COMES DARYL KINKADE…. SPINNING HEEL KICK ON ADAM LUCAS! PJ HENDRX WITH AN ENZINGUIRI ON CHEF VIZ! THE AL;LEGIANCE DIDN’T LAST LONG! PJ HENDRX NOW TURNS TO DARYL AND HITS A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER AND SPINS THROWING DARYL INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! HE RUNS AT HIM AND MONKEY FLIP RIGHT INTO A BACKSTABBER! WHAT A MOVE!
Gavin Kirkland: KIP UP BY PJ HENDRX AND ADAM LUCAS WITH A HUGE LARIAT THAT TURNS PJ OVER! ADAM LUCAS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND…. CHEF VIZ LOCKS IN THE CHEF’S KISS FROM BEHIND ON ADAM!
(The crowd is shook, they stand up thinking there is going to be a new World Champion and Chef Viz has it locked.)
Deadprez: CHEF VIZ IS ABOUT TO ELIMINATE ADAM LUCAS! HE HAS THE CHEF’S KISS LOCKED IN! THE CHAMP IS STARTING TO FADE AND…..
(SLAM!!!!!!)
Deadprez: NOOOOOO! SOLOMON STANE NEVER LEFT THE RING AND HE SLAMMED THE CROSS ON THE HEAD OF VIZ! VIZ LET’S GO OF THE HOLD AND HE FALLS FORWARD INTO THE ROPES! SOLOMON PUSHES HIM OUT! LOOK AT SOLOMON NOW, HE GRABS DARYL KINKADE WHO IS GETTING BACK UP…. THE APOCALYPSE OF JOHN! THE BELLY TO BACK GTS AND DARYL KINKADE IS OUT OF IT!
Eve: GET THIS MANIAC OUT OF THE DAMN RING! WHAT IS HE DOING! LOOK AT SOLOMON! HE IS COVERED IN BLOOD AND HE GRABS VIZ….. whispering in his ear…
Solomon Stane: (Off Mic) And I saw a beast rising out of the sea, with ten horns and seven heads, with ten diadems on its horns and blasphemous names on its heads. And the beast that I saw was like a leopard; its feet were like a bear’s, and its mouth was like a lion’s mouth. And to it the dragon gave his power and his throne and great authority. One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast. And they worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”
Deadprez: HE PICKS UP CHEF VIZ….. AND SANITY’S SAKE…….
(CRASH!!!!!!)
Deadprez: THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS! CHEF VIZ CRASHES THROUGH ONE OF THE CHAMBER AND WAIT A SECOND. SOLOMON STANE GRABS CHEF VIZ…… AND HE THROWS HIM THROUGH THE BACK OF THE CHAMBER AND THE PLEXIGLASS BREAKS….. VIZ FALLS OUT OF THE RING IN A SICKENING THF AND PART OF THE STEEL FALLS ON TOP OF HIM!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
(The referees and medical staff quickly rush to Viz who is buried under Plexiglass and steel. Solomon Stane hops down and barely can walk away from the scene as he heads to the back.)
Eve: THEY ARE CHECKING ON VIZ AND LOOK AT PJ HENDRX! HE IS CRAWLING TO THE TOP OF THE OTHER CHAMBER! DARYL KINKADE IS DOWN FROM SOLOMON STANE! Adam Lucas slowly starts to get up and PJ…. CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH! HE JUST LANDED ON DARYL KINKADE AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: DARYL KINKADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd roars as PJ Hendrx rolls off and slams the mats. The referees and officials help Daryl Kinkade out of the ring as he slowly gets back up.)
Gavin Kirkland: WE ARE DOWN TO THREE! WE ARE DOWN TO THREE BUT CHEF VIZ DOESN’T LOOK VERY GOOD! HE TOOK A NASTY SPILL AND WAIT…. HOLD ON……
(There is some concern as the crowd looks on and sees a stretcher being brought out, they know this is not good but Chef Viz is conscious and fighting to get back in the ring. The crowd is booing as they want him back but a lot of people are hovering him.)
Deadprez: We don’t know what is going on with Chef Viz, but Adam Lucas and PJ Hendrx are still in the match as well. That psychotic Solomon Stane has gone completely nuts and was the reason Kinkade was eliminated and hurt Chef Viz!
(Adam Lucas is dropping down from the Chamber, as is PJ Hendrx, they are both concerned about Viz who like him or not is respected but Viz fights! He tries to get back in the ring but is dizzy and holding his head…. The medical staff say something to the officials and the referees instruct PJ and Adam to get back in the ring.)
Eve: They are back in there, what I can take from the conversation, they think that Chef Viz has a concussion and id that’s the case they will not let him go back in the chamber! We are getting some instructions now…..
(The camera pans to Gina Romano….)
Gina Romano: I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT DUE TO CHEF VIZ’S INJURIES, HE CANNOT CONTINUE…. CHEF VIZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
Deadprez: OH WOW! HE WAS MY PIC TO WIN THIS AND NOW THERE ARE ONLY TWO LEFT! PJ HENDRX AND ADAM LUCAS, WHICH ONE OF THESE TWO MEN ARE GOING TO WALK OUT AS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!?
(Both men look at each other, bleeding, battered, bruised, tired, they have gone through absolute Hell. Chef Viz is being escorted out, but he looks back at the chamber, disappointed but nodding, as if he knows that he will be right back to get that title. But Adam and PJ look at one another…..)
Eve: PJ WITH A HARD RIGHT! ADAM WITH A HARD RIGHT! PJ WITH ANOTHER HARD RIGHT, ADAM WITH ANOTHER HARD RIGHT! BOTH ELITISTS ARE GOING AT IT BUT ADAM GETS THE ADVANTAGE, HT WHIPS PJ INTO THE ROPES, ADAM GOES FOR LEVEL UP –
Deadprez: PJ JUMPS RIGHT OVER ADAM AND HE TURNS AROUND…. TELEKINESIS! PJ HENDRX JUST HIT HIS SPEAR AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF ADAM! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: ADAM KICKED OUT! HE GOT OUT OF THE PIN AND PJ HENDRX CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE WASTES NO TIME THOUGH, GETTING BACK UP, HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES WAITING FOR ADAM TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! PICKING HIM UP AND TAKING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE….. HE HAS HIM SET!
Eve: IS THIS GOING TO BE….. WAIT….. HE GOES FOR THE FINAL FLASH!
Deadprez: NO! ADAM ELBOWS HIM IN THE HEAD, PJ FALLS BACK AND OFF THE ROPES, ADAM ADJUSTS HE DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE…. MISSILE DROPKICK! PJ HENDRX IS DOWN AND ADAM PICKS HIM! HE THROWS PJ TO THE ROPES…..
(The crowd erupts in cheers)
Eve: LEVEL UP! THE POP UP PWERBOMB HIST AND ADAM RETAINS!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: PJ HENDRX KICKS OUT! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME DAWG! THE CROWD IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW AS ADAM DOESN’T KNOW WHO TO PUT THIS KID AWAY! HE PICKS UP PJ…. LOCKS IN THE FULL NELSON… THIS COULD BE IT, THE ADAMINATOR!
Eve: NO! PJ ADJUSTS AND ROLLS ADAM UP IN A VICTORY ROLL!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: ADAM KICKS OUT! HE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AND PJ HENDRX ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AND ADAM AS WELL, PJ WITH A HURRICARANA AND IT JAMS ADAM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! PJ HENDRX PICKS HIM BACK UP AND PLANTS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE, PJ QUICKLY GOES FROM BEHIND……
Deadprez: NO WAY! THE FINAL FLASH! HE HIT THE FINAL FLASH AND ADAM LUCAS IS OUT! WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS CHAMPION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: HOW!? ADAM BARELY GETS A SHOULDER UP AND THIS KID KNOWS THAT HE HAS TO PUT IT ALL ON THIS! THIS IS YOUR TIME PJ! TO BECOME A WORLD CHAMPION! PJ HENDRX SLAMS ON HIS CHEST, HE GETS UP…. READY FOR ANOTHER TELEKINESIS…..
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!
(Adam Lucas slowly gets up, barely able to stand……)
Eve: PJ HENDRX WITH TELEKINESIS!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO!!!! HE PUNT KICKED PJ STUMBLING BACK, ADAM GRABS HIM….. LEVEL UP!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! PJ SWITCHES IN MID AIR…… BUT SO DOES ADAM LUCAS!
Eve: THE NEXT LEVEL! HE WENT FROM POWERBOMB TO CUTTER AND PJ WENT DOWN HARD! ADAM LUCAS FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: PJ HENDRX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….. ADAM LUCAS!!!!!
(“Be Legendary” by Pop Evil starts to play throughout the arena as the crowd gets up and cheers in unison. Adam Lucas slowly rolls off PJ Hendrx and lays next to him staring up at the top of the chamber and the lights, the referee hands him the Answers World Championship. )
Deadprez: HE DID IT! AGAINST ALL ODDS, HE DID IT AND ADAM LUCAS FINALLY DROPS THE WEIGHT OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND FINALLY WINS A CHAMBER AND RETAINS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! THIS MATCH WAS SADISTIC AND BRUTAL! WE SAW IT ALL AND CHEF VIZ, UNFORTUNATELY, WAS NOT MEDICALLY CLEARED TO CONTINUE AND HE WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
Eve: AN AMAZING MATCH BY ALL SIX COMPETITORS, BUT ADAM LUCAS WAS JUST A LITTLE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE TONIGHT AND I THINK AT THE END, THE LUCK OF THE DRAW WAS THE FACTOR! PJ HAD STARTED THIS MATCH, ADAM CAME IN AT NUMBER 4 AND HAD THAT ADVANTAGE, BUT NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS WAS AN AMAZING EFFORT BY ALL OF THEM!
Deadprez: We saw star making performances here tonight! Solomon Stane is a lunatic and cost two men their chance to win the Chamber, but what an awesome 2023 Chamber!
Gavin Kirkland: I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT PJ HENDRX WROTE HIS OWN CHECK HERE TONIGHT AND HE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE A WORLD CHAMPION EVERY WEEK! BUT MY ADDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMM DID IT! Do you think he would let me celebrate with him and Bethany? Like…. Between them?
(No one answers that as Adam Lucas slowly gets up to his knees and then with the help of the ropes and the referee, to his feet. He raises the Answers World Championship proudly, but takes a second to extend his hand to help PJ Hendrx up. After a few moments, PJ takes is and is slowly helped up to his feet.)
Eve: This definitely didn’t have the chaotic ending of two cash ins like Voltage’s chamber did, but are we about to see what we NEVER see? Sportsmanship!?
Deadprez: Maybe we are, and it is refreshing!
Gavin Kirkland: I want to cry.
(Both men bloody and beaten, shake hands and then hug, Adam Lucas raises PJ’s arm as they both can barely stand, and the crowd goes berserk. The last scene is PJ dropping to a knee and applauding Adam as he holds the Answers World Championship up one more time.)
(The graphic for the next match appears.)
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(The arena starts to be filled with a mix of cheers and boos as “They Call Me A God” by NEFFEX starts to play through the arena as the lights begin to dim down while only a few red lights can be seen positioned at the entrance way as it stays empty for a few seconds before Ms. Extreme is seen walking out from the shadows and smoke into the red lights as pyro goes off from both sides of the entrance way.)
(Ms. Extreme’s demeanor is clearly one of focus and a bit of pent up anger ready to be unleashed here tonight as she starts to confidently strut down the ring sporting a red leather jacket with matching red gear and boots clearly more focused on the match itself rather than the glamor of making a big entrance here tonight as she continues to strut towards the ring.)
Stephie: Introducing first… From Calabasas, California… Weighing in at 140 pounds… She is “The Problem Child… MS. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: This right here is who’s walking out the winner tonight! She’s motivated, she’s got the skill necessary, and she is focused on humbling someone who quite frankly needs it in Milli Banks! They have gone back and forth on the build up to the match, but now it’s time for them to shut up and put up!
Stew-O: Both these elitists are clearly out to pick up the win here tonight, specifically Milli Banks after losing her EAW Specialist Championship not so long ago. A victory against someone of Ms. Extreme’s caliber would be very massive for Milli Banks comeback story!
Flannery McCoy: On that same note, Ms. Extreme picking up a win against Milli Banks, a former EAW Specialist Champion, and someone that was so close to breaking the record for longest reigning champion can go long ways for her to bounce back and get to the level she knows she deserves to be not just in Dynasty but all of EAW as well!
(As the arena plunges into darkness, the anticipation in the air becomes palpable. Suddenly, strobing lights cut through the obscurity, pulsating in perfect rhythm with the thunderous beats of “Roman’s Revenge” by Nicki Minaj featuring Eminem. The crowd erupts into a mixture of cheers and gasps, realizing that something unexpected is about to unfold.)
(The atmosphere is charged with energy as the first verses of the intense rap track kick in. The spotlight focuses on the entrance, where the stage had been outfitted to look exactly like Nicki’s performance of the song from the 2012 Grammy Awards, Catholicism imagery and all. Dancers perform the same routine as they did eleven years ago, mirroring the controversial yet forward-thinking number. The lyrics spit fire, echoing through the arena, setting the stage for an electrifying performance.)
(Ultimately, as the song kicks off into the chorus, someone emerges from the shadows and smoke of the center stage with an aura of undeniable authority. It turns out to be Milli Banks, donning a commanding ensemble of white laced gear consisting of a matching top and, uncharacteristically, tights. A red glitter line goes down her right eye and her hair is done in a honey-blonde bob. Speckles of red and pearls accentuate her outfit. She looks as serious as can be as she stands on the stage. The fans cheer, but Milli doesn’t pay them any mind.)
(All she can do is think about the ring, and potentially defeating Ms. Extreme within it.)
Stephie: Introducing her opponent… from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in tonight at 135 pounds… She is ‘The Supernova’, MIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKSSSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: And what a dramatic entrance here by the former Specialists champion! We know that things between her and Ms. Extreme have escalated into epic proportions over the course of a month, and tonight, they go head to head. Milli felt as if Ms. Extreme has taken things too far with her, and she looks to make her pay.
Jake Mercer: Milli has been an impressive star in her own right, perhaps even a future icon, but at the same time, she’s dealing with one of the toughest women on the roster. Ms. Extreme isn’t someone you want to mess with at all. We can argue back and forth over who exacerbated what, but just as mad as Milli is about the situation, so is Camille. :lupe: And that could not bode well for her…
Flannery McCoy: Of course, Ms. Extreme has defeated Milli before in singles action back in July, and at least when it came to this rematch, both thought that it would be on more respectful grounds. That isn’t the case. These two have dug into each other for weeks, and now, everything is about to collide violently as they square off!
(Milli gets on the apron and jumps over the top rope. She takes off her accessories, all while she raps along to the song while looking directly at Ms. Extreme.)
Milli Banks: (off-mic) Is this the thanks that I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches are gone?
(She gets closer and closer to her face.)
Crowd: :lupe: !!!
Milli Banks: (off-mic) Should’ve sent a thank-you note, you little ho, now imma wrap your coffin with a bow–
Referee: Hey, back up and get into your corner!
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) :mjlol: !!! Oh, this is going to be great already. What a little bitch.
(The official admonishes her. Milli shoots them a glare, but she relents. She walks backward towards it, holding on to the ropes and crouching down. She bounces, eager to go straight after Ms. Extreme.)
Stew-O: :yikes: Oh boy. I have a feeling the referee is going to have a hard time keeping things under control.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The match is on i- Milli Banks not wasting time as she hooks Ms. Extreme with a Double Leg Takedown! Milli Banks clearly is not here to play as she’s unleashing a more aggressive side than we are use to as she quickly starts to mount on top of Ms. Extreme as she starts to unleash a barrage of punches targeting Ms. Extreme’s head early on in the match before she transitions into a Headlock as she starts wrench the lock tighter and tighter continuing to work on the head to disorientate Ms. Extreme early on in this match! Ms. Extreme however is fighting through the headlock as she uses her legs to break it up and lock Milli’s head between them, but Milli quickly rolls her up for a quick cover! Ms. Extreme kicks out quickly before the referee can even go for the count as both ladies get back up on their feet and stare each other down before they start to trade blows back and forth in the middle of the ring!
Stew-O: It seems Ms. Extreme is starting to pick up the advantage here tonight as she continues to throw punches and elbows towards Milli causing her to slowly be pressed up on the ropes as Ms. Extreme uses the ropes for some assistance on the Irish Whip that sends Milli across the ring as she rebounds off the ropes and is put down on the mat once again with an Arm Drag as Ms. Extreme starts to work on the arm, trying to weaken it, and putting into a quick wrist lock before letting go and stomping down on Milli’s hand! Slowly, Ms. Extreme starts to pick up Milli Banks as she starts to set her up for a German Suplex, but as Ms. Extreme lifts her up, Milli Banks escapes by flipping behind her and turning Ms. Extreme over as she throws an Elbow to her face knocking her to a knee! Ms. Extreme tries to get back up, but Milli quickly puts her back down with an Arm Drag of her own! Milli lays Ms. Extreme’s arm flat on the mat as she hits her arm with a Knee Drop before quickly putting it into an Armbar! Even with Milli Banks being more aggressive than usual we are seeing her go with a more technically sound wrestling style here tonight as she continues to target limbs and weaken her opposition as much as she can throughout this match!
Jake Mercer: Listen, having the start Milli had may be beneficial for a bit, but you can never count out someone like Ms. Extreme who has been doing this for much longer than Milli Banks has. Milli Banks will have to do more than what she’s been doing so far to even have a slight chance at putting down “The Problem Child” as Milli keeps the Armbar hooked in, but Ms. Extreme slowly but surely is getting back on her feet as she starts to pick up Milli Banks and puts her back down with a Exploder Suplex Variant that forces Milli Banks to let go of the Armbar! Quickly, Ms. Extreme makes sure to repay Milli Banks for the Knee Drop to her arm as she drags Milli to the middle of the ring, lays her arm flat on the mat, and hits a Knee Drop of her own to the arm! Grabbing the arm before Milli can reel it back in to ease the pain, Ms. Extreme starts to work on it as she continues to Knee the arm continuously before stomping it one last time as she slowly picks up Milli Banks and looks to run the ropes…
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme is looking for a Running Lariat on the groggy Milli Banks, but Milli is able to evade the Lariat in a Matrix Style as she bends backwards before quickly getting back up and connecting with a Running Bulldog planting Ms. Extreme down to the mat! Milli making sure to keep her opponent grounded immediately goes for another move as she looks to connect with “Bank Roll” as the Insult To Injury connects with both knees crushing Ms. Extreme’s abdomen twice! Looks like Milli is now using the limb targeting she did early in the match to her advantage as she starts to lock Ms. Extreme into a Fujiwara Armbar keeping things technical as we have seen throughout this whole match! Ms. Extreme trying her best to scoot towards the ropes as Milli Banks is too focused on causing damage to her arm as Ms. Extreme puts her foot right on the rope as the referee yells for a rope break! Milli Banks isn’t budging however as her anger is taking over her and the referee has no choice but to start the count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FI-!
Stew-O: Before the ref can even get to five, Milli Banks aggressively let’s go of Ms. Extreme’s arm and looks at the referee with a scowl, but this gives enough time for Ms. Extreme to recuperate and get back on her feet as she connects with a Reverse Frankensteiner catching Milli off guard and spiking her head first to the mat! Ms. Extreme now making her way to the corner as she starts to climb to the top rope and takes a minute to catch her breath before diving off and looking to hit Milli Banks with a Shooting Star Senton… It connects flawlessly as Ms. Extreme showing Milli that if she wants to be technical so can she as she grabs her leg and hooks onto it as she start to work it by locking it in a Heel Hook hold and making the hold tighter and tighter as Milli tries to make her way to the ropes, but keeps being pulled back by Ms. Extreme!
Jake Mercer: What did she really expect? She’s inside that ring with a veteran of this industry who’s seen it all and been through it all! It was a matter of time before Ms. Extreme put Milli Banks in her place especially after the back and forth drama they’ve had brewing up that culminated in having this match made! She’s looking to make Milli Banks pay just like we’ve seen Milli try to do against Ms. Extreme, but with this Heel Hook being hooked in, Milli better hope to get out of it sooner rather than later before she’s forced to limp through this match as a whole! Though with how tight that hold is right now? Milli Banks is COOKED… Wait, Milli is using her free leg to position herself for a desperate roll up cover as she uses her free leg as leverage and the referee now goes for the count!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOO-!!!
Flannery McCoy: A kick out from Ms. Extreme as she lets go of the Heel Hook, but tries to grab Milli’s legs to hook her into a quick Sharpshooter. Milli doesn’t let her as she used both her legs now to push Ms. Extreme away from her causing for Ms. Extreme to fall out of the ring! Milli gets back up with a kip-up as she looks at Ms. Extreme slowly getting back up on the outside as she starts to run the ropes, Ms. Extreme now back on her two feet leans a bit on the barricade as she turns around, and is quickly greeted with a Suicide Dive from Milli Banks as both ladies crash into the barricade! Milli pushes Ms. Extreme off her leaving her on rubber legs as she climbs up the barricade and goes for a Diving Hurricanrana that sends Ms. Extreme back first onto the ring apron! Not wasting any time, Milli now climbs on the apron and dives off hitting a Moonsault off it as the referee continues the count while Milli slowly picks up Ms. Extreme!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Stew-O: Looks like Milli wants to end this inside the ring as she throws Ms. Extreme back inside the ring as she rolls back as well and picks Ms. Extreme back up as well. Milli now runs towards the ropes as she’s looking for… “Foreclosures” as the Springboard Backflip Inverted DDT is about to conne- Ms. Extreme not letting Milli Banks get close to even connecting as she used her own momentum against her to hit Milli Banks with a catching Saito Suplex slamming Milli right in the middle of the ring! Milli is able to somehow get up after that but she’s clearly dazed and confused as Ms. Extreme runs towards the ropes using them to connect with a Springboard Armdrag on Milli continuing to target her arms throughout the match! As they both land on the mat, Ms. Extreme quickly locks in a Wrist Lock on Milli Banks and works the same arm and hand she’s been weakening through the match, but Milli uses her free arm to grab Ms. Extreme’s head and starts to continuously slam it down on the mat until she releases the Wrist Lock! Milli slowly gets up as she checks on her arm and wrist and see if everything is okay before slowly picking Ms. Extreme up from the ground…
Jake Mercer: European Uppercut to Ms. Extreme sending her a few feet back as she rebounds from the ropes, Milli using that momentum to pick her up as she’s looking to connect with a Rolling Fireman’s Carry as she drops her down on the mat, but she’s not done just yet as she quickly runs the ropes and flawlessly hits Ms. Extreme with a Middle Rope Moonsault! Milli Banks is now running the ropes herself as she’s looking to connect with a Knee Drop to Ms. Extreme’s head as she looks to weaken the head… So she can hook in Ms. Extreme with a Triangle Chokehold! This may be the beginning of the end for her in this match is what I would say if I wasn’t speaking about “The Problem Child” herself as Ms. Extreme tries to fight out of this submission hold from Milli Banks!
Stew-O: The harder Ms. Extreme tries to escape the Triangle Chokehold, the tighter the chokehold gets as Milli Banks is looking to make Ms. Extreme either tap out or pass out here tonight! It looks like Ms. Extreme is fading out from her consciousness as she’s looking to pass out… but she seems to be using all her energy almost like an adrenaline rush of sorts to slowly pick herself up while Milli Banks still has the Triangle Chokehold hooked in as she slams down Milli Banks down to the mat with a Powerbomb of sorts causing Milli to let go right after the impact from being power bombed down to the mat! Both elitists are down on the mat after that struggle of power of sorts as Ms. Extreme is slowly picking herself back up while allowing some oxygen to enter her system after almost being choked out as she’s fully up. Milli Banks slowly picking herself back up as well as she uses the ropes for assistance and as she gets up she’s quickly taken out of the ring with a clothesline out of the ring from Ms. Extreme!
Jake Mercer: You let your opponent even catch their breath for one second and you might as well hand them over the keys to your home! What Ms. Extreme is doing is making sure that there’s no room for a Milli Banks comeback and I respect that honesty; let the fans go home crying that their favorite took an L to someone better, faster, and stronger than them as Ms. Extreme is proving to be against Milli Banks! Ms. Extreme now runs the ropes quickly as Milli Banks slowly gets up, but taken quickly down with a Suicide Dive from Ms. Extreme as a little payback from the one Milli did to her a couple of minutes ago as both elitists are on the ground trying to pick themselves up after a high risk move like that! Ms. Extreme is back on her feet as she tries to Irish Whip Milli Banks towards the ring apron, but Milli Banks puts her hands in the way stopping herself from being thrown onto the apron! Quickly however, Ms. Extreme was ready for that as she’s looking to connect with a Dragonrana as she runs towards Milli and hits the Dragonra-
Flannery McCoy: Milli Banks used her strength to keep Ms. Extreme up on her shoulders and slams her down on the apron with a Powerbomb! Milli is back in the game as Jake can weep that the fans are loudly cheering on one of their favorites here tonight as she throws back Ms. Extreme to the ring while rolling back inside as well. She starts to climb to the top as she’s looking to do whatever it takes to put down her opponent here tonight as she dives off and hits a Moonsault on Ms. Extreme but she’s not done just yet as she picks her up before running the ropes looking for a big move here tonight as she used the ropes for a Springboard Backflip Inverted DDT as Milli Banks connects with “Foreclosure” on Ms. Extreme and quickly goes for a cover! Is this it here tonight?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRE-
Stew-O: Kick out from Ms. Extreme before the three count as Milli Banks is clearly growing more frustrated towards Ms. Extreme as she slowly starts to pull her back on her feet from her hair before slapping Ms. Extreme as she’s looking to hit… “WELLS FARGO” THIS EARLY ON IN THE MATCH?!? NO! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY PUSHES MILLI AWAY FROM HER BEFORE MILLI RUNS TOWARDS HER AGAIN AS SHE USES MILLI’S FRUSTRATED MIND AGAINST HER TO CONNECT WITH A DRAGONRANA USING MILLI’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HER! Wowie this is getting INTENSE as Milli Banks tried to hook her Ultimate Finisher earlier than expected which would’ve probably not fared well for the arms and head of Ms. Extreme that Milli has targeted through most of the match, but the veteran was able to escape from it and bring things back to her corner as she starts climbing the top rope herself!
Jake Mercer: Two words people; Veteran and Skill! That’s what Ms. Extreme has shown that she has over Milli Banks the question here is not can she but when will she capitalize on that and pick up the win here tonight! Right now however, Ms. Extreme is looking to show the young Milli Banks that whatever she can do, she does it ten times better as she dives off the top rope, and connects with a moonsault of her own! She’s not done just yet however as she rolls back up holding Milli Banks with her as she sends Milli Banks to the turnbuckle with an Exploder Suplex as Milli’s back crashes right on the turnbuckle as she is clearly aching in pain after a massive move like that! Yet it seems Milli’s back will not catch a break as Ms. Extreme quickly positions her for a powerbomb of sorts? No! She’s looking for her “Red Queen’s Rampage” signature move on Milli as she connects with a Knockout Slam, she’s not done just yet as she picks Milli Banks back up for another Knockout Slam, and she’s looking for a third as she slams her down one more time before going for the cover! Is this all it takes for “The Supernova” Milli Banks?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREE-!!!
Flannery McCoy: Milli Banks with a kick out as she puts her shoulder up, but Ms. Extreme isn’t looking to waste anymore time as she picks up Milli Banks, Irish Whips her towards the ropes, and as she rebounds Ms. Extreme is looking to end it with “Holy Ground” as the Leaping Double Foot Stomp is looking to conne- Milli Banks able to stop herself a few steps in front of Ms. Extreme as she uses her own vertical against her to connect with a Double Knee Facebreaker out of nowhere! Ms. Extreme is left on rubber legs however as she is groggily standing. Milli Banks continuing to target the arm here tonight as she grabs Ms. Extreme from the arm and starts to work it as she wrenches on it while trying to force her down on the mat, but Ms. Extreme is able to grab the wrist of Milli Banks and puts her in a wrist lock while being able to put her down on the mat! Milli Banks however able to use her legs to grab on one of Ms. Extreme’s leg to flip her over and connect with a Figure-Four Leglock as Milli wrenches on the lock tightly trying to make Ms. Extreme tap out here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Like that’s ever going to happen! Just look at Ms. Extreme crawling her way to that ro- I stood corrected as Milli Banks drags her back to the middle of the ring, however that left a huge opening for Ms. Extreme to turn things around as she flips both herself and Milli Banks over and now Ms. Extreme has an Inverted Figure-Four Leglock hooked in, but Milli Banks close enough to the ropes grabs onto them as the referee asks Ms. Extreme to break it up, but she’s keeping the lock in tightly as the referee starts to count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIV-!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme finally letting go, a little payback from the little stunt Milli pulled earlier in the match as she’s not looking to waste anytime, she starts to climb to the top rope while yelling for Milli Banks to get back up, Milli Banks slowly picking herself up with help from the ropes as she turns around and is greeted with “Glass Ceiling” as the Top Rope Stunner connects a move she adopted from her sister Cameron Ella Ava on Milli Banks sending her a few steps back! Oh boy are we about to see a juicy Milli L here tonight?!? I hope so as Ms. Extreme grabs Milli Banks, but Milli is able to quickly Irish Whip her towards the rope… Bad news for her however as Ms. Extreme uses that momentum from being rebounded to connect with “Holy Ground” as the Leaping Double Foot Stomp connects!!! Ms. Extreme now going for the cover, can everybody say it with me as we count down this mighty L, and we can celebrate a Ms. Extreme dubya?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
…
Stew-O: A KICK OUT FROM MILLI BANKS JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES ON! We are getting both these elitists at their very best and they will not give up easily as Ms. Extreme slowly gets up and tries to deadlift Milli Banks for a Deadlift German Suplex as she lifts her up, but Milli escapes from her grasp and quickly runs the ropes and he’s then to connect with a Back Handspring Roundhouse Kick on Ms. Extreme leaving her dazed as Milli quickly heads to the top rope! What’s Milli Banks looking for here?!?
Milli Banks: (off-mic) You are NOT her!
Flannery McCoy: Milli Banks diving off as she connects with Ms. Extreme’s own “Glass Ceiling” Top Rope Stunner she adopted from her own sister! Milli Banks calls THAT the “You Are Not Her” but clearly she’s not done just yet after that humiliating move to Ms. Extreme as she rolls through and climbs to the top rope from the other side and quickly goes for “Milli-On-Air” as the Corkscrew Shooting Star Press connects! Milli now with the cover this has to be it right?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
…
Jake Mercer: SHE’S STILL IN IT AS MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! This contest has been closer than both these elitist wished for, but man are we seeing some real GRAPS here tonight as Milli Banks clearly growing more and more angry with the situation tried to grab Ms. Extreme’s legs to drag her. Ms. Extreme however holding onto the ropes tightly pushes Milli Banks away from her as she picks herself up with help from the ropes. Milli Banks rolls back up and quickly heads towards Ms. Extreme but is quickly put down with a Flying Spinning Heel Kick as Ms. Extreme heads to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top rope, and goes for another Shooting Star Senton! Oh boy you know what this means?!?
Flannery McCoy: No. Nobody knows half the things you bring up as a “wrestling connoisseur” what we all CAN see however is Ms. Extreme setting up Milli for “Code Red” as the Sunset Flip Powerbomb connects, but she’s not going for the cover as she quickly transitions from her signature move into… “RED HANDED” AS THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR CONNECTS ON THE ARM MS. EXTREME TARGETED EARLY ON IN THE MATCH AS SHE PULLS BACK AND WRENCHES TIGHTLY ON MILLI BANKS! IS SHE GOING TO TAP OUT?!? WELL IT LOOKS LIKE MILLI IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES AND CRAWL AWAY, BUT MS. EXTREME IS LOCKED IN AND NOT LETTING GO AS MILLI STARTS TO RAISE HER ARM WILL SHE TAP?!?
…
Stew-O: MILLI BANKS PUTS HER HAND DOWN ON THE MAT FOR EXTRA SUPPORT AS SHE ROLLS UP MS. EXTREME FOR A COVER! CAN MILLI BANKS SNEAK A WIN HERE TONIGHT ON MS. EXTREME?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
…
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME KICKING OUT AT THE NICK OF TIME, BUT MILLI NOT WASTING MORE TIME AS SHE PULLS MS. EXTREME BACK UP ON HER FEET FROM HER HAIR AS SHE SLAPS HER AND TRIES TO CONNECT WITH “WELLS FARGO” ONCE AGAIN, BUT MS. EXTREME PUSHES MILLI AWAY ONCE AGAIN…
Jake Mercer: NOT THIS TIME AS MILLI BANKS IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE BACKSTABBER ONTO THE CROSSFACE SUBMISSION HOLD ON MS. EXTREME! MILLI HAS BEEN TARGETING BOTH HER ARMS AND FACE FOR THIS MOMENT HERE IT’S MAKE IT OR BREAK IT FOR MILLI HERE IN MEXICO CITY, MEXICO AS MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE ROPES WHILE MILLI KEEPS THE SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED TIGHTLY WHILE ALSO PUSHING HERSELF BACK AT AN ATTEMPT TO SLOW MS. EXTREME’S CRAWL TO SAFETY!
Stew-O: MILLI BANKS IS TRYING HER HARDEST HERE TONIGHT, BUT MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING EQUALLY AS HARD AS NO MATTER HOW HARD MILLI TRIES TO PUSH HERSELF BACK, MS. EXTREME CONTINUES TOWARDS THE ROPES! MS. EXTREME IS MERELY INCHES AWAY FROM GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES AS MILLI LOCKS IN AND MAKES THE HOLD TIGHTER AS SHE’S ABOUT TO REACH THE ROPES…
…
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME’S HAND FALLS BEFORE SHE COULD REACH THE ROPES AS THE REFEREE STARTS TO CHECK IN ON HER BY GRABBING HER ARM AND LETTING IT GO
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… She is ‘The Supernova’, MIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKSSSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: What. A. Match. Both these elitists brought out everything in their repertoire and they still had to go past their limit to even get this close to ending the match, but at the end of the day Milli Banks was able to pick up the win by forcing Ms. Extreme to pass out after a successful attempt at the “Wells Fargo” move!
Jake Mercer: I can’t even say she got lucky as that was a very definitive win especially when her biggest in this match was her own anger. She was able to overcome that and pick up a massive win here in Road To Redemption in front of the crowd of Mexico City, Mexico especially after the massive loss she took costing her that EAW Specialist Championship she held with honor!
Flannery McCoy: Taking the high road for once eh? Well we can’t forget that Ms. Extreme fought valiantly here tonight as well seeing that she almost had the win secure here tonight especially when she capitalized against Milli Banks wearing her heart on her sleeve, but at the end Milli Banks was able to go over the limit to pick up the win in this amazing match between both of them.
(Milli Banks is seen celebrating as the crowd of Mexico City, Mexico is seen cheering her on while she heads to back slapping a few hands and waving her hand at the crowd. Ms. Extreme on the other hand is back in the ring regaining her consciousness realizing what had happened as she slowly picks herself back up disappointed in the result here tonight as the scene fades to away.)
(Road Redemption returned and inside the arena, the tron lit up with the next match graphic.)
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(The lights inside the arena dimmed, and the scene faded away.)
(It was cold and windy, and needless to say it was shaping up to be a rather miserable night. The moon was hidden behind the clouds, offering little to no light, which was a major inconvenience to the cameraman and EAW referee that had been sent out into the streets of Mexico City. For weeks, Joso and Chris Elite had been going back and forth, with Joso holding onto his feelings about being left out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber qualifying matches. While he most certainly had an argument about how unfair it was that he was intentionally overlooked by the diabolical Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and her equally as vile partner-in-crime, Richard Grant, the argument could be made that Joso’s anger had definitely been misplaced when he decided to target Chris Elite. Regardless of how you looked at it, everything had reached a boiling point. Joso had snapped and Chris Elite was the type of man who was going to fight back. In the land of Elite, very few got away with nefarious actions and Chris planned to make sure Joso didn’t go unchecked; hence the street fight on this dreary night.)
Referee: (off-mic) Are you sure we’re in the right place?
(They had come to a stop in an alley, miles away from the arena. The official for the match appeared to be nervous and who could blame him? They were on foreign soil, and truthfully they didn’t look to be in the best of areas. Down the alley a small fire could be seen, no doubt the result of a homeless person who just wanted to stay warm.)
Cameraman: (off-camera) These are the directions I was given by Kensingten. She specifically said she wanted this match as far away from the arena as possible because it was bound to be a low point for Dynasty.
(Unable to help it, the referee rolled his eyes.)
Referee: (off-mic) Kensingten sounding like Layla Lockhart. You love to see it. Thankfully Tyrone is back now but I guess it was too late for him to change the location of this match.
(The cameraman could be heard agreeing as they descended further into the alley. There wasn’t really much for them to say. The location wasn’t favorable for them, but it wasn’t surprising that Kensingten would try and push a match of this caliber into some random location. As the two drew closer to the fire, they spied some people standing around it. The referee stopped and looked into the camera, presumably at the cameraman.)
Referee: (off-mic) Are those guys wearing Alabama football jerseys?
(Before any more questions could be asked, a third man carrying a cardboard cutout of Jim Harbaugh appeared. They threw the cutout into the fire and started shouting in Spanish, no doubt wishing ill-will on the Michigan football team.)
Cameraman: (off-camera) I’ve never been more proud to be an Alabama fan. Roll Tide.
(Shouts of the famous Alabama battle cry could be heard as cardboard Jim Harbaugh erupted into flames. The referee looked rather petrified over this entire scene, but all of a sudden the screeching of tires could be heard. A suped up, fully loaded Lamborghini is seen peeling into the alley and coming to an abrupt halt. The homeless Alabama fans that had been standing around scattered, leaving cardboard Harbaugh still burning. The door of the vehicle is ripped open and two booted feet hit the dirty, cracked pavement.)
Voice: (off-mic) Where the fuck is this nigga at?
(Joso stepped into view, dressed for a straight up fight, baseball bat in his hands. He scanned the alley, clearly not bothered by the location, and slammed the fat, metal part of the bat against his palm. The referee glanced around, but he didn’t see Chris Elite either.)
Referee: (off-mic) Maybe he didn’t get the directions?
Joso: (off-mic) Or maybe he’s just a bum ass bitch who decided he didn’t want none.
Referee: (off-mic) :lupe:
(Joso walked down the alley, heading towards a pile of trash cans. He wasn’t putting anything past Chris Elite tonight. With anger in his eyes, Joso swung the bat, sending the trash cans flying. When Chris Elite did not appear as a result of the commotion, Joso simply shook his head.)
Joso: (off-mic) I know this fucka is somewhere around here…
(Joso whirled around, kicking at a pile of discarded boxes and crates. Again, there was no Chris Elite. The metal baseball bat swung into more trash cans, and still there was nothing. Joso continued down the alley, swinging at anything and everything. Left in his wake, was a trail of debris and trash, and eventually he closed in on the fire. A dumpster was situated behind the fire, and as the fire continued to burn, shadows danced in the distance.)
(Frustration seeped deep into Joso’s bones. This wasn’t how he wanted to spend his evening. The baseball bat slammed into the concrete wall of the dank alley for no other reason than the fact Joso wanted to hit something. A little to his left, there was a pile of old magazines, no doubt to be used as kindling for someone’s fire. These did not escape Joso’s wrath either, as they were kicked and sent flying in various directions. A string of expletives left Joso’s mouth as he sank onto his haunches and slammed his first into the ground.)
Joso: (off-mic) This is some bullshit, man. The nigga not gunna show. I really just got sent to the slums for no reason.
Voice: (off-mic) Shut your bitch ass up, bozo.
(Joso perked up.)
(The words spoken by Chris Elite were loud, clear, and coming from the direction directly behind Joso. Joso rose up and turned around, and standing on top of the dumpster with a chain wrapped around his hand was the man he had been waiting for. Before Joso could react, Chris Elite leapt from the dumpster, over the fire, and slammed his wrapped fist in Joso’s head.)
(Joso expected as much and was able to slam the end of the bat into Chris’ gut. Chris was deterred momentarily and struck Joso in the head. Joso dropped to a knee which allowed Chris to pummel the young Elitist with multiple elbows and punches to the face and head. Satisfied that Joso was subdued for the moment, Chris picked him by the hair and rammed him face first into the side of the alley. Joso slumped to the ground and Chris put the boots to him. Chris Elite had not come to this fight to mess around. The Timberlands he wore were steel toed and heavy. His foot connected with Joso’s nose and a sickening crack was heard.)
(Joso’s nose was likely broken.)
(Blood trickled out of Joso’s nose but the shot of adrenaline the blow had given him forced him up. He shoved Chris back and peppered him with punches to the gut. Chris drove his knee into Joso’s stomach and forced him back against the wall. Joso returned fire with a knee of his own and this time it was Chris pressed against the wall.)
(For a brief moment, they were locked in a struggle. Neither man was able to get the early advantage in this match. Finally it was Joso who pinned Chris against the wall, his foreman shoved under the Hall of Famer’s throat. The two locked eyes and their stares were nearly identical. Things between them had just escalated to the point of no return. Anger and frustration simmered between them, and there was obvious hatred. Maybe once, these two men had a mutual respect for one another, but that no longer existed.)
(There was another crack that was heard.)
Joso: (off-mic) FUCK!
(Chris Elite had freed himself thanks to a headbutt. In the process of busting open Joso, Chris himself was bleeding now, but it didn’t faze him. He pounced on Joso and started beating the hell out of him. Joso was forced to the ground, and that allowed Chris to put the boots to him. There was malice behind the stomps as he focused on Joso’s ribcage. Joso was able to twist his body and get onto his stomach, but Chris continued stomping on him.)
(To his credit, Joso forced himself onto all fours and started to crawl away. He knew that he had to separate himself from Chris, at least for the moment. Chris, however, was relentless. His foot connected with Joso’s back and then his head. Joso’s face was smashed into the ground multiple times. He felt himself being ripped from the ground and thrown back against the wall. Joso slumped into a sitting position and ate a brutal running knee strike to the face.)
(Chris dropped down and grabbed his opponent’s head. He wanted to make Joso suffer so he drove his knuckles into the cut his headbutt had caused earlier. Opening that wound up even more caused fresh blood to pour down Joso’s face, and Chris brought them both up to their feet. He hooked Joso and hoisted him up, letting all the blood rush to Joso’s head. He held him there for several agonizing moments before dropping Joso down on his back across a metal trash can. Kicking Joso off the trash can, Chris dropped down and went for the first cover of the match.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
(But that was never going to be enough to put someone like Joso away.)
(It wasn’t like Chris had expected the match to just end right there. He was a veteran of the business, and more importantly, he knew the type of drive and motivation that Joso had inside of him. They had worked together earlier in the season, combining forces with Myles and Limmy to temporarily derail the progress of KAI-ZEN.)
(However, as Chris thought about that, he found himself more annoyed at this situation. He made sure Joso was down, before he went to retrieve the chain he’d brought with him. He folded it in half and felt absolutely no remorse as he brought it down across Joso’s chest. He whipped him a few more times before finally pulling him up. Chris uncorked a chop that landed right on Joso’s now tender chest and he whipped him into the wall. Joso’s back slammed against the concrete, but he pushed himself off and went right back at Chris. Chris connected with a loaded forearm that sent Joso sprawling, and he couldn’t help but look down at his fallen foe.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) I thought you were a better fighter than this.
(The words were spoken with a hint of amusement, and no doubt struck a nerve within Joso. As Chris wrapped the chain around Joso’s neck, Joso made sure Chris heard his next words.)
Joso: (off-mic) You got no idea what type of fighter I am.
(Chris tightened the chain, looking to cut off Joso’s air supply, but Joso had his hands on the chain. He was still fighting, not willing to let this match slip away from him, especially since it had been all Chris Elite thus far. He managed to force his left hand between the chain and his neck, and as soon as Chris noticed this, he released the choke. Joso went to move, but the chain was slammed into his temple. The force of the blow knocked Joso back to the ground, but he was already searching the ground for something that could be a weapon. His baseball bat was out of his sight for the moment, but a few feet away sat a metal trash can lid. Joso knew he needed to get to it.)
(Chris tightened the chain around his fist and jerked Joso up by the hair. Joso was able to land a back elbow that caught Chris in the jaw, which loosened his grip. Joso struck again, and this time, Chris was forced to let him go. A spinning back fist nearly took Chris off his feet as he staggered back, and that allowed Joso to go for a superkick. A superkick connected at Chris’ legs, which sent him to his knees. Joso followed that up with a superkick to the face that forced Chris onto his back. To finish off the combination, Joso leapt up and landed a double footstomp right into Chris’ abdomen and then he dropped down for the cover.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
(When Chris kicked out, Joso actually smiled.)
(Not wanting to waste time, Joso pulled the chain from Chris’ arm and threw it down the alley. He sprinted towards the metal trash can lid he was reaching for earlier, and once it was in his hands, he smashed it down on Chris’ head. Chris had managed to get to his feet when Joso had gone for the weapon, but it hadn’t mattered. Chris was down on one knee now, and Joso bashed him in the head again. Joso dropped the trash can lid and finally having some momentum for himself, he dug into his boot and pulled something out.)
Referee: (off-mic) :comeagain:
(Joso had a switchblade.)
(The clouds had started to part and a sliver of moonlight had crept into the alley. The switchblade gleamed in Joso’s hands and he couldn’t help but smile at it. The smile was evil, which was pretty uncharacteristic of Joso, but he knew what was at stake in this match. This was a fight he picked with Chris Elite, not vice versa, and he was prepared to go all out.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Oh nah…
(Joso looked to drive the switchblade into Chris’ head, but Chris was able to grab Joso’s hands. The two men grappled, with Chris pulling Joso to the ground. The two rolled into a pile of trash, landing against the wall of the alley, and finally Chris was able to pry the switchblade from Joso’s hands. He threw it as far as he could and was punched square in the jaw for his efforts. Joso then took Chris’ hand, placed it on the ground, stood up, and dropped a knee down on it.)
(Chris clutched his hand to his chest, but Joso was quick to grab it. He was clearly looking to break it, and Chris knew that if that happened, he was going to be in trouble. Joso bent the arm behind Chris’ back and rammed him face first into the wall. He followed up by slamming Chris’ arm into the wall as well, and brought him to the ground. Joso pinned Chris’ head against the wall, holding him there for a few moments. That’s when he started kicking, looking to possibly cave Chris’ skull in.)
(Joso was relentless in his attack. He had finally gained control of the match and he knew that he had to do whatever it took to keep Chris Elite down. Chris was a former world champion and had fought many, many wars. This was never going to be an easy challenge for Joso. Chris Elite was one of the best, but Joso was a star on the rise and he wanted to be the best. He wanted to stand above everyone else.)
(He finally pulled Chris into the center of the alley and made sure to keep the pressure applied. He brutally stomped on Chris’ skull several times before going back to the right hand. Joso stomped on it too, before he finally walked away and over to a corner. There was a pile of cinder blocks just sitting there and Joso had no qualms about grabbing one. He approached his opponent, and noticed that Chris was struggling to get into a sitting position.)
Joso: (off-mic) May as well stay down.
(Joso booted Chris in the face, and grabbed the right hand once more. When the cinder block came crashing down, Chris Elite cried out in pain. He immediately grabbed his hand as Joso snatched up the cinder block and struck him right in the head.)
(One would think that this would be a good time to go for a cover, but that didn’t cross Joso’s mind at this particular moment. He wasn’t ready to put the match to bed just yet, and truthfully, he had a point to prove.)
(Joso grabbed Chris by the leg and started to pull him towards the fire. The referee thought about stepping in, but this was a street fight. Anything and everything goes in a match like this, and it wasn’t like Joso would listen to anyone right now. He was focused on the task at hand and that was beating the tar out of Chris Elite and showing everyone on Dynasty that he should not have been left out of the chamber.)
(Chris’ instincts kicked in and he sensed that something dire was about to happen. He forced his eyes open and saw that Joso had positioned them right next to the fire. Chris started kicking with his free leg, which definitely caught Joso off guard. He let go of Chris and attempted to regroup, but Chris kicked at him again. Joso regained his balance fairly quickly, and he stomped on Chris’ ankle. Chris forced himself up, but Joso nailed him with a massive lariat. Chris landed right next to the fire and Joso grabbed the possibly broken hand.)
(Seconds later, the smell of burnt flesh filled the air.)
(The referee felt himself getting nauseous, and the sounds of agony that were coming from Chris Elite didn’t help anything. Joso pulled Chris’ hand out of the fire and went for the cover.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTT-
Joso: (off-mic) Now why would you kick out?
(Truthfully, Chris couldn’t answer that even if he’d wanted to. The pain that was radiating from his hand and arm was unlike anything he had ever felt before. Burnt skin on top of broken bones was something no one should ever have to experience. Adrenaline had been the sole reason for Chris’ kick out, but he wasn’t sure what he had left at this point.)
(The match had quickly spiraled out of his control.)
(Joso sat back and watched as Chris pulled himself into the fetal position. He wasn’t entirely sure if he thought he had the match won, but if Chris Elite was willing to fight through that type of pain, then this was going to be a more difficult task than he’d originally thought.)
(Joso looked behind him and at the dumpster. He thought that maybe it was time to go high risk. Chris didn’t appear to be getting up, so with something in mind, Joso headed for the dumpster. He jumped up, catching his hands on the top, and hoisted himself up. After he was perched on the edge of it, he looked down at his fallen foe. The leap was something he could easily make. It wasn’t that far he had to go to get over the fire.)
(A smirk crossed his face and he took the proverbial leap of fate, transitioning into a beautiful 450 splash. If it connected, the match was over.)
(Unbeknownst to Joso, Chris had caught a second wind. Showing a display of pure guts, he was able to get up and take Joso right out of the air with a ‘Box Office Smash’. The superkick sent Joso flying and when he landed, he landed right on his back in the fire.)
(This time it was Joso’s screams that pierced the night as he rolled out of the fire and rolled around to snuff out the flames. His body was convulsing with pain and he groaned when Chris landed on top of him thanks to a standing moonsault. Chris grabbed the leg and the referee quickly hurried into position.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
(This time it was Joso’s adrenaline that forced the kick out.)
(Chris was quick to flip Joso onto his stomach and he ripped the charred remnants of Joso’s shirt off of him. He raked his hands down the burns on Joso’s back, ripping them open, and causing the Bronx native yet another level of agony. Chris got to his feet and quickly removed the belt from his pants. He started beating Joso like a government mule, which did nothing but open those burns up further. Joso was writhing around on the ground in pure agony, and it didn’t get any better for him when Chris cinched the belt tightly around his throat.)
Referee: (off-mic) Do you want to quit, Joso?
(With the help of the belt, Chris had pulled Joso into a modified version on the camel clutch. This put a tremendous amount of pressure on Joso’s throat, as well as his battered back. Despite that, Joso’s hands curled tightly into two fists because he was not about to give up.)
(Chris had a feeling that Joso was going to be stubborn so he let go of the belt and Joso’s face slammed into the ground. He looked to the side of him, and saw that the fire was still going, although the flames had subsided a bit. He slowly got to his feet and reached for his opponent. At the moment, Joso didn’t have the energy to fight back. Chris hoisted him up and brought him down with a Northern Lights Suplex, and then rolled through that and slammed Joso right into the flames with a vertical suplex.)
(Joso started convulsing again as the flames died around him. Chris gave him no reprieve and Joso was caught with a double foot stomp. Sensing that he finally had a chance to finish the match off, Chris decided he was going to go high risk. He headed for the dumpster and used his good hand to pull himself up. Once he got situated he made sure to look down at Joso, and it was obvious that he wasn’t moving.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) You’ll get your moment one day, Joso, but it ain’t gunna be because of me.
(Chris said this to no one other than himself as he tucked his injured in and flew off the dumpster. It was aiming for one of his finishers, and it was perfectly executed. ‘Aimin for the Moon’ is what the former champion called his Swanton 450 Splash. He landed right on top of his opponent and knew that this match had suddenly become his.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(With a sigh of relief, Chris rolled off of Joso.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) It’s over.
(But what Chris hadn’t realized is that Joso had turned over ever so slightly, right at the last possible nanosecond, which had allowed him to get his shoulder up.)
Referee: (off-mic) :lupe: Uh…
(It took a moment for reality to sit in for Chris, and he sat up with a confused look on his face.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Bitch, raise my hand. I won the match.
Referee: (mic-off): :lupe: But you didn’t…
(Chris’ eyes widened as he turned to look at Joso. Sheer disbelief crossed his face when he saw Joso’s shoulder up.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) …
(Chris raked a hand down his face and at the moment, he felt drained of energy. He had just put everything he had into ending the match, but the fact Joso was able to get his shoulder up was demoralizing.)
(And even with his shoulder up, Joso wasn’t moving. It had likely been nerves and pain that caused him to move at the right moment, thus keeping him in the match. But at what cost? Joso wasn’t even sure where he was at the moment. Having been brutally burned and whipped had taken its toll, and then getting burned a second time had left him in and out of consciousness.)
(It wasn’t the first time in Chris Elite’s storied career that he was at a loss for what to do. He just knew that he had to get up and continue on, so that’s all he could do. It took a lot of effort to get to his feet, but he did, and took a good look at his surroundings. The alley was littered with various things that could be used to hurt someone, but it was a 2×4 that caught Chris’ eyes.)
(The piece of wood had a nail sticking out of it and Chris grabbed it. He made his way back over to Joso and kicked him onto his stomach. Joso’s bloody back was exposed and truthfully, it was a grotesque sight. There was no way it would heal without leaving scars and Chris was fine with that. It would be a lesson to Joso to not bite off more than he could chew in the future, and that is what Chris thought of as he raised up the 2×4.)
(The plan was to slam it down onto Joso’s back, embed the nail into the burns, and rip it open even more.)
(Joso moved.)
(The 2×4 hit the ground and Chris dropped it. He grabbed for Joso but somehow Joso managed to grab him and pull him into a small package.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
(Chris was able to kick out and jumped to his feet. He went for a big boot, but Joso rolled out of the way. It took a huge effort for Joso to push himself up, but he did, and he was able to duck a clothesline. Chris was able to put the brakes on to halt himself and when he whipped around, Joso caught him with a backhand. It wasn’t the greatest retaliatory effort, but it was enough to catch Chris off guard. Joso dug deep and jumped up, catching Chris with a knee strike that landed right under the chin. Chris’ head snapped back and Joso dropped down, hitting Chris with a desperation low blow. That sent Chris crashing to the ground, and allowed Joso the time he needed to collect himself.)
(Things had certainly reached a point of no return for not just Joso, but Chris Elite as well. Joso looked towards the 2×4 that Chris had attempted to introduce him too and he wrapped his hand around it. He knew that he had no other choice but to dig deep and find a way to get through this match. Chris was starting to recover but Joso knew he couldn’t allow it. He took the 2×4 and brought it down on top of Chris’ head. The nail pierced Chris’ skin and Joso dragged it all the way down to the other man’s forehead. The wound caused by the headbutt at the beginning of the match reopened and the blood began to pour. It ran down Chris’ face, coated his eyes, and trickled down his cheeks.)
(Joso closed his eyes and hit Chris again. He hit him with such force that he couldn’t be sure that the nail didn’t touch Chris’ actual skull. It was certainly stuck in the top of Chris’ head and Joso spun the 2×4 around. It was a sick variation of a human windmill and Chris tilted to the side. He fell to the ground, with the weapon still lodged into his skull, and Joso brought his foot down on it. His intentions hadn’t been to kill Chris Elite tonight, but if that was what it would take to get the win, then so be it. Joso had yet to be pushed to this point in his career, so he wasn’t even sure what he was truly capable of.)
(When he pulled the 2×4 from Chris’ head, he took note of the blood that squirted out. It was a gruesome site and Joso could hear the cameraman retching. That should have been enough to put Chris away, but at this point in the match, Joso wasn’t about to take any chances. He violently kicked Chris in the head before pulling him up into an Argentine Backbreaker. Joso wasted no time dropping Chris down across his knee and Chris flopped to the ground. His body twitched due the impact of Joso’s finisher, appropriately named ‘Grateful Death’, because surely that had put Chris Elite out of his misery.)
(Joso looked to the night sky, confident this was it, and he dropped down on top of Chris.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(For a very brief moment, silence loomed. Then Joso erupted.)
Joso: (off-mic) I’M FIXING TO KILL THIS NIGGA!
(Somehow… some way… the legendary Chris Elite had found a way. He had kicked out. When all was said and done, he wouldn’t be able to explain how he’d done it because by all accounts, he should be dead right now. But throughout his entire career, Chris Elite had been underestimated. He had been counted out. And he had never gotten the respect he deserved. This man had fought many wars, against a who’s who of the past and present of EAW. While his results had been up and down, especially the last couple of years, it could not be questioned that Chris Elite still cared about this business. He still believed in himself. He still wanted to compete and be the very best version of himself.)
(But Joso wasn’t interested in being a footnote in the latest chapter of Chris Elite’s story. He was ready to truly start writing his own, and making it the greatest one ever told. He looked down at Chris, and all he could do was shake his head. He couldn’t fathom why someone like Chris Elite would want to keep pushing himself, but Joso knew he had to end this. He felt himself going to a dark place and it was clear something very dangerous had come to his mind. He grabbed Chris by the arms and dragged him towards the dumpster.)
(Joso sat Chris against the dumpster, back first, and cradled Chris’ head in his hands. Joso hadn’t necessarily wanted it to come down to this, but he felt like he’d been left with little choice. This was a win he wanted. This was the type of win that would push him to that next level. He had world championship dreams, and more that extended well beyond a world championship run. Joso knew that he was special and he also believed that no one wanted this more than he did.)
Joso: (off-mic) You don’t want this more than me.
(The back of Chris’ head was rammed into the dumpster over and over again. No doubt Joso was going for the kill.)
(It was at that moment that the screen split in two, showing a live shot of the audience inside the arena as well. The sold-out Day Two crowd looked horrified at what they were seeing unfold and then the camera cut down to ringside. Dynasty’s commentators were glued to their monitors. Jake Mercer’s face was full of glee, while Flannery McCoy looked concerned for Chris Elite’s well-being. The longest tenured member of Dynasty’s announce team, Stew-O, maintained his professionalism. He had seen a lot of things over the years, but perhaps nothing quite like he was about to witness.)
(With Joso satisfied that Chris Elite was out of it, he stood up and turned around.)
(His eyes landed on the Lamborghini had driven to this very fight.)
(The split screen showed the fans getting to their feet, and their murmurs and gasps could be heard. Down at the booth, Jake Mercer was up and screaming ‘DO IT, DO IT, DO IT’, and Flannery McCoy had turned away. Stew-O was now shaking his head, because this entire time he’d had a feeling that something was going to happen that could not be undone.)
Referee: (off-mic) Joso… hey man… look… I don’t thi-
Joso: (off-mic) Respectfully, I don’t give a fuck what you think.
(Joso hobbled towards his vehicle which was unlocked. The engine ignited, and with a look of determination on his face, Joso hit the gas and sped towards the dumpster.)
(No one watching would ever forget the sound of metal on metal. The Lambo collided with the dumpster, sending it flying back, and presumably killing Chris Elite in the process. It took Joso a moment to process what he had done, and the briefest flicker of regret crossed his face.)
(The referee had his phone out and was no doubt calling the medical team that had followed them out to this undisclosed location. The split screen showed the crowd who were reacting with shock, horror, and some were even crying.)
(Joso slowly got out of the car and went to retrieve Chris’ body. There was no longer a reason to prolong the match.)
Joso: (off-mic) What the fuck?
(There was no Chris Elite between the car and the dumpster.)
(This caused the arena to erupt.)
(Joso looked around, his eyes wild. He dropped down to look under the car, but still… there was no Chris Elite.)
Joso: (off-mic) Fuck… fuck… fuck… FUCK!
(From behind, Chris Elite appeared.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Not today, bitch. YOU MISSED!
(With everything he had left in him, Chris Elite swung. He had gotten his hands on something he’d brought with him and hid well before the match had begun. It was his favorite weapon, his object of comfort, and when the pillowcase full of old Nokia phones caught Joso in the back, the Bronx native fell to his knees. Chris hit him again and this time, Joso fell forward. The third strike to his battered back caused Joso to cry out. Chris dropped the pillowcase and went to the ground. By no means was he a submission expert, but if there was ever a moment for him to finish a match with one it was now. He fought through his own pain and captured Joso in a crossface.)
(The torque on Joso’s injured back caused him to start convulsing. It was obvious why Chris pulled out this particular move, but it was also causing him to hurt. To hold onto Joso, he had to use his broken and burned hand, and it was plain as day that if Joso didn’t start tapping out immediately, Chris was going to have to let go. All Joso could do was hang on and try to fight, but Chris wasn’t letting go; he absolutely did not want to let go. Joso felt the match slipping away from him, and he desperately clawed at Chris’ hands. Every time Joso struck his injured hand, Chris was more determined to get this tap out.)
(Joso felt himself fading and it was clear that Chris wasn’t letting go. The referee was already down on the ground next to him, asking Joso if he was done. Joso felt the referee grab his hand and then it flopped to the ground. Joso knew he had to find a way but there wasn’t much he could do. His hand was taken a second time, and once again, it fell to the ground.)
(Chris was ready to claim this victory, and no doubt it would go down in his own personal history as one of the toughest he’d ever had. He pulled back on Joso with everything he had left, the back of Joso’s head damn near touching his own back. Chris urged the referee to call the match, and he dared to open his eyes. The referee had Joso’s hand for the third and what would be the final time.)
(The clouds were completely gone by now and the alley was fully engulfed by the moonlight. Chris Elite’s shrieks were a stark contrast to the serene setting. Joso had gotten his teeth on that injured hand and was no longer in the crossface. Chris was rolling away from, screaming and swearing, and now it was Joso who had found a way.)
(Neither man got up right away. They took their time getting themselves together. Both had been through Hell and perhaps it was fair to assume that neither had expected things to go this way. It was always going to be a bitter and rather violent fight, but it had certainly escalated into something else entirely.)
(When both warriors got to their feet, they finally turned towards one another. The fact they were both still standing was not only ridiculous, but a true testament to the type of competitors they both were. Chris Elite motioned for Joso to come at him, but this time, Joso hesitated. He had damn near tried to murder Chris Elite, but Chris Elite was still on his feet.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Don’t be a little bitch now. Let’s finish this.
(All Joso could do was wipe the sweat and blood from his face and nod.)
(The two Dynasty stars collided in the middle of the alley and started to jostle back and forth for positioning. Chris drove his knee into Joso’s gut and backed him against the Lambo. He backed off for a moment and was clearly looking for another ‘Box Office Smash’, but Joso moved out of the way and Chris’ foot collided with the passenger’s side window. It cracked, but didn’t break, and Joso seized the moment to grab Chris by the head. He attempted to smash Chris through the window, but Chris got his foot up to block, elbowed Joso in the jaw, and took him by the wrist. He whipped Joso into the side of the card and stomped on his gut until the younger man was sitting.)
(Chris backed up half-way down the alley and then took off running. He was going for ‘Hawk Em’ which was running double knees to a seated opponent. Unfortunately for Chris, it didn’t connect as Joso moved and Chris crashed into the side of the Lambo. Joso quickly pounced, raining down blows on Chris’ back and head. He wanted to end the match as much as Chris did, but knew it was going to take a special effort in order to do that. He picked Chris up and for the second time, he attempted to slam Chris’ head into the cracked window.)
(Chris blocked it.)
(Joso felt the anxiety building in him and he just started swinging. Chris did the same. The two men had started brawling. They were pummeling one another with rights, lefts, forearms, and strikes. Neither one could get the upper hand. This continued on until Joso once again grew desperate. He poked Chris in the eyes and was able to lift him up and slam him on the hood of the Lambo. Joso scurried on top of the car and pulled Chris up, looking for a snap suplex. Chris held his ground, able to block the suplex, but Joso got him with a double axe-handle to the back. Chris continued to hold his ground but Joso was finally able to get him up. He looked to dump Chris into the windshield, but Chris was able to fight his way back to his feet.)
(They traded forearms, neither man holding anything back. Fresh wounds were open on their faces and the blood went flying with every single strike. Chris finally got Joso to a knee, and he was able to pick him up. Joso went flying into the windshield thanks to a back body drop, and the glass splintered around him.)
(With the car firmly against the dumpster, Chris leapt from the hood onto the edge of the dumpster in his own Spiderman type of moment. Chris screamed at Joso to get up and finally the young Elitist did. Joso looked up at Chris Elite, and he knew that this was it. He was done unless something miraculous happened. He had nothing left in the tank.)
(Defeat was written on Joso’s face and that brought a smile to Chris’ face. He wasted no time launching himself off the dumpster. ‘Almighty Push’, or at least a variation of it, is what he was going to finish this match with. The ‘Pounce’, which looked like a spear in the air, would connect and send Joso right through the windshield.)
(At least that had been the plan.)
(Joso jumped on the top of the car and there was nothing for Chris to land on but the glass. The majority of the windshield cracked, but it still wasn’t completely broken. Chris had missed and hurt himself in the process and that was all Joso needed.)
(Joso nearly slipped as he reached for Chris Elite. He regained his footing and was able to pull Chris to the top of the car with him. Joso hooked Chris by the arms and pulled him into the package piledriver.)
(Glass flew everywhere as Joso sent them both crashing through the windshield with ‘Heaven’s Gate’. He fell out of the driver’s side of the car and pulled Chris Elite down onto the ground. Knowing that this match was a career defining moment for him, he laid over his rival and used his fingers to count along with the referee.)
Joso: (off-mic) I…
OOONNNEEE!!!
Joso: (off-mic) DON’T…
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Joso: (off-mic) MISS!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(There was no bell to ring, but the referee had counted to three.)
Referee: (off-mic) THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE MATCH! YOUR WINNER IS JOSO!!!
Joso: DING… DING… MOTHERFUCKING DING!
(And with that, the referee raised Joso’s hand. He was unable to get to his feet so he laid on top of Chris Elite.)
(It truly had been a street fight. Both men had put it all on the line and in the end, it was Joso who had gotten the lucky break. He found another gear to switch on and got out of the way of Chris’ attempt to end the match. He had shown everyone that he was one tough sonofabitch and that he was no doubt the future of Elite Answers Wrestling. Joso truly was HIM, and while others could try and make that claim, Joso had proven it… at least for now. He had beat Chris Elite at Chris’ very best, and that meant something to him.)
(The medics that had been called earlier finally were allowed on the scene and while they gathered Chris and Joso, the camera zoomed in on Joso.)
(‘The New Era’ had arrived.)
(And Road to Redemption temporarily faded to black.)
(The graphic for the next match appears)
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(‘Master of Puppets’ by Metallica begins to blare through the speakers of the Aztec Stadium. Instantly, the music is drowned out by the booing of the fans as The Devolution’s subgroup, British Invasion walks out in matching colors, but customized to their ideal liking. The two women are cocky and focused on the huge match upon them, looking as united as ever.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TAG TEAM TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Gina Romano: IN THIS MATCH… THE USE OF TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS ARE PERMITTED! THERE WILL BE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, NO COUNT OUTS…THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THIS MATCH IS BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…REPRESENTING THE DEVOLUTION…THEY ARE THE TEAM OF ‘THE RIPPER’ HALSEY NEEL AND ‘THE HELLCAT’ PANDORA PAISLEY…THE BRITISH INVASION!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh my, Pandora looks extra scrumptious tonight. 🤤
Eve: We are not going to do this tonight, Gavin! The Devolution has found themselves totally dominating the Showdown brand since the beginning of this season! As of right now, The Devolution is 0-2 in matches at Road to Redemption. We saw Jon Kelton’s six month reign as National Elite Champion end last night thanks to Veena Adams. At the pre-show yesterday, we saw Delilah Rose get pinned on the eight person Showdown versus Voltage match. We also saw Pandora make an appearance as she cost ARIA the match against Usagi Senshi. While that was something, I know that they want to rack up the victory here. To say that the British Invasion needs to pull out a victory here is an understatement for sure!
Deadprez: Does that add some pressure to them? The Devolution has totally made Showdown their yard this season! It doesn’t matter how many of their soldiers fall, there’s always going to be another one to replace them! It was seen when Serenity Valdez got injured thanks to Veena Adams and what do you know? Delilah Rose was on the horizon to take her spot. The same could be said with Amir Yusuf as Halsey Neel and Serenity Valdez were to replace that fallen body! When it seems like The Devolution might be showing cracks, they repair those cracks right away!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s thanks to the beautiful mind of Pandora Paisley, DP! She deserves all the credit in the world! There’s no doubt that she and Halsey Neel have a strategy on how to approach this Tables, Ladders and Chairs match tonight! They plan to do Showdown General Manager Kennedy Street a favor in resolving this Madison Kaline issue that had been going on since the beginning of this season!
(‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff replaces ‘Master of Puppets’ as the crowd pops in a standing ovation as Madison Kaline walks out, clearly focused and ready to rip the heads off the British Invasion. British Invasion is begging for Madison to step into the ring, but Madison knows better than to do that.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS…FIRST FROM TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA…SHE IS ‘THE MISTRESS OF DEATH’… MADISON KALINE!!!!!!
Eve: All this woman wanted was room temperature Fiji water! Madison wanted to come to the Showdown brand with the red carpet rolled out for her. Now, people can argue and say that her demands were a little…unreasonable. But, it seemed like Kennedy Street was having no time for Madison and her demands.
Deadprez: All this season, Madison Kaline was fighting to be treated better on Showdown. She has called out to Kennedy Street on a couple of occasions to make sure that she got whatever she thought she was entitled to. Whether it was in videos or inside the ring, Madison did her best to make her voice heard. It seems like whenever Madison has gotten things to look up, Kennedy was always there to stop her. First, it was the National Elite Championship match being taken away from her. Then, it was the Chamber spot in which she defeated two other women to get. Every time that Madison had spoken her mind, something was taken away from her via retaliation.
Gavin Kirkland: What was Madison Kaline expecting when she tried to disrespect and be a pain in Kennedy Street’s beautiful rump? If anything, Madison brought this all to herself and now, she might have found someone who is as much of a fool as her to be brought into this matter with British Invasion!
(‘In My Bones’ by The Score begins to play through the speakers. Instantly, the crowd jumps on their feet as Raven Roberts walks out to a roaring ovation from the crowd. It almost hits Raven that she will be having her first match in about two years. There is some emotion on her face, but she is able to keep herself calm as she looks around the sea of fans in the Azetec Stadium who are cheering her on. Raven stands next to Madison Kaline as the two women stare down British Invasion inside the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER PARTNER…FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA…SHE IS ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’…RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!
Eve: Now, the last time that we saw Raven Roberts was two years ago at Bloodsport. Since then, Raven Roberts has been traveling the world with her husband, Rex McAllister. She was more than enjoying life outside of the ring, trying to figure out who she was.Personally to me, it seemed like she was more than done with wrestling. But, she shocked me three weeks ago on Showdown!
Deadprez: I don’t think in a million billion years, I would see Raven Roberts coming to the aid of Madison Kaline, let alone be her partner at Road to Redemption, but here we are! You can’t get a better partner than Raven Roberts. Former New Breed Champion, Unified Tag Team Champion, Universal Women’s Champion, Ms. Cash in the Vault, War Games winner. This is a woman with a Hall of Fame resume. All that’s missing is the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not sure how in the world this was all pulled off, but I never envisioned a team like this standing across the British Invasion! But, Raven Roberts looks to be in perfect health! She’s in fantastic shape! I think that this might be the best that we’ve ever seen Raven! But, there’s always the possibility of ring rust creeping up.
Eve: Will it show in this match? Who knows? But, let’s get this match underway!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND, STRAIGHT AWAY, THESE FOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WOMEN COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER! RAVEN ROBERTS WITH HALSEY NEEL! MADISON KALINE WITH PANDORA PAISLEY! Madison manages to take Pandora to the corner! Raven does the same thing with Halsey at the corner next to Madison! Madison connects with some shoulder thrust to the gut of Pandora! Raven extends her long leg and presses it against the throat of Halsey! Halsey is extended back to the point where her feet are off the floor just a bit! Madison gets Pandora and sits her up on the top turnbuckle! Already, things are getting a little crazy!
Eve: Raven Roberts releases her extended corner foot choke off ‘The Ripper’ as she goes and pays attention to Madison Kaline, who looks like she may need a little help with this particular spot! We’re already having spots at the early stages of this match! Raven joins Madison, who has her feet planted on the middle turnbuckle! Each woman gets one of Pandora Paisley’s arms over their necks and looks to superplex ‘The Hellcat’ off the top rope!
Deadprez: But, look at this! Halsey Neel manages to scoop up Raven Roberts as she didn’t have a good enough footing on the second turnbuckle! She lifts up ‘The Bird of Prey’ in an electric chair position! Then, Pandora manages to throw a punch to Madison Kaline as that causes Madison to stagger back! Pandora tries to get herself up as she positions herself on that same top turnbuckle! We might be looking to do a bit of a doomsday device here? :oh:
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t believe so, DP! Madison Kaline manages to sit herself straight! She grabs Pandora Paisley by the back of her head! SHE MANAGES TO THROW PANDORA’S BODY FORWARD AS RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO TAKE HALSEY NEEL BACK WITH A REVERSERANA AS HALSEY GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT! AT THE SAME TIME, PANDORA GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A SIT DOWN POWERBOMB BY RAVEN! THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE SEQUENCE OF MOVES THERE! RAVEN GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TT—
Eve: Pandora Paisley with a kick out! But, Halsey Neel goes right after Raven Roberts with a fury of punches to the spine of Raven! But, Madison Kaline looks to save her partner by grabbing Halsey by the back of her head and connecting with a mat slam as that takes her back! But, Pandora races back to her feet as she looks to take Madison to the ropes with a shoulder thrust! Pandora begins to throw some shoulder thrusts to the ribs of ‘The Mistress of Death.’ But, Raven manages to grab one of Pandora’s legs and connect with a leg whip! Pandora rises back to her feet as Raven looks to take Pandora right back down with ‘The Facelift’ — a spinning heel kick to the face of Pandora!
Deadprez: But, Pandora Paisley manages to duck it as the former Universal Women’s Champion is sent stumbling forward! Pandora looks to lift Raven Roberts from her stomach and connect with a gut wrench suplex, but Raven manages to slide off of position and stand behind Pandora! But, Raven manages to get Pandora in an inverted position before connecting with an inverted DDT! Halsey Neel begins to rise back to her feet as she looks to catch Raven by surprise and connects with sliding forearm, but Raven manages to duck it! She swings herself to behind Halsey, lifting her up and connecting with a release German suplex!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Halsey Neel manages to land on her feet as she stands behind Raven Roberts! Halsey turns around Raven as she connects with a knife edge chop to the chest of ‘The Bird of Prey!’ In return, Raven connects with a knife edge chop to the chest of Halsey! But, look at Halsey, she seems unfazed by the entire thing! She connects with another knife edge chop to Raven! Raven felt that for sure! Halsey is egging on Raven to give it her best shot! You can see that Raven is trying not to let the pain show on her face as Halsey is feeling some amusement by the entire thing!
Eve: But, Raven Roberts begins to unload on punches to the face of Halsey Neel! Raven manages to send Halsey back to the ropes! There, we see Raven nailing ‘The Ripper’ with some boxing combination punches, targeting the face, chest and abdomen! Halsey is trying to cover herself from getting hit! But, Raven is nailing her with punches! Now, we see Pandora Paisley rising back to her feet as she blindsides Raven from behind with a club to the back of the head! Halsey gets herself out of the corner as Raven takes her place at the corner! Now, it’s the women of British Invasion, the subgroup of The Devolution, who are kicking Raven in the stomach, trying to keep her down!
Deadprez: But, Madison Kaline comes from behind and slams a steel chair to the spine of Halsey Neel! This causes Halsey to collapse to the ground! Pandora Paisley turns herself around as Madison rams the top rail of the steel chair to the gut of ‘The Hellcat’ as Pandora drops to one knee! Then, Madison slams the steel chair to the spine of Pandora as that sends her forward! WE SEE BOTH PANDORA AND HALSEY LAYING ON THEIR STOMACHS AS MADISON GOES BACK-AND-FORTH WITH SLAMMING THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE SPINE OF THE BRITISH INVASION! :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: Madison Kaline is unleashing all of that anger and frustration that has been building thoughts to General Manager Kennedy Street for MONTHS! Madison gets Halsey Neel and places her head in between the metal seat and padded back! Now, what in the world is Madison looking to do now? :lupe:
Eve: No! It seems like Pandora Paisley is racing to the aid of her partner as Madison Kaline SHOVES Halsey Neel to the side! Pandora races forward, looking to connect with a running forearm to Madison! But, Madison manages to drop Pandora, sending her forward as she eats the bottom turnbuckle! Madison pulls Pandora out of the corner as she goes for the cover!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTT—
Deadprez: Pandora Paisley with a kick out! But, Halsey Neel manages to grab a fist full of Madison Kaline’s hair, but Madison counters with a stunner as that takes Halsey back! Halsey manages to keep herself on her two feet as she runs towards ‘The Mistress of Death,’ but Madison manages to connect with a drop toe hold on ‘The Ripper’ and look at this! Madison is looking to get Halsey in position for a muta lock!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Pandora Paisley manages to connect with a basement dropkick to Madison Kaline’s face as she drops the muta lock! Now, it’s the British Invasion who are stomping on Madison’s body like a pack of wolves! Punches and kicks to the Hall of Famer, who is trying to find herself back to her feet!
Eve: Raven Roberts slides back into the ring as British Invasion turns themselves around as Raven connects with a double dropkick, taking down both women! Raven finds a way back to her feet as she connects with a calf kick to Pandora Paisley and then, a headbutt to Halsey Neel! Raven gets Pandora in a side headlock as Halsey finds her way back to her feet! Raven uses Halsey as some sort of wall as she walks up on her into a shiranui on Pandora! Raven for the cover!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: No! Halsey Neel comes to the aid of her partner! She grabs Raven Roberts by her hair as she connects with a knee to the gut of the former World Champion! Halsey takes Raven back with a snap suplex as she floats over for another pin fall attempt!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TT—
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts with a kick out! Halsey Neel manages to get Raven back to her feet as she looks to throw her turnbuckle first to the corner! But, Raven uses her hands to stop herself from colliding with the turnbuckle! She connects with an elbow as she sends Pandora back! Quickly, Raven manages to springboard up on top of the turnbuckle! But, Halsey Neel manages to climb up to the second rope quickly to meet Raven on the top turnbuckle! RAVEN THROWS A PUNCH TO HALSEY! HALSEY WITH A PUNCH TO RAVEN! RAVEN WITH A PUNCH TO HALSEY! HALSEY WITH A PUNCH TO RAVEN! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE RAVEN MANAGES TO SLIDE OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AS SHE MANAGES TO GET HALSEY IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB! RAVEN IS PLANNING TO POWERBOMB HALSEY WHO IS STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Eve: It’s no use! Halsey Neel is punching Raven Roberts on the top of her head! She’s throwing jabs around her body! She’s doing anything she can to get Raven away from her for the time being! Raven manages to get out of the way! She looks at Halsey who is trying to readjust herself as her back is turned to Raven! BUT, RAVEN SEES THAT HALSEY IS VERY CAUTIOUS ABOUT HER POSITION ON THE SECOND ROPE AS — RAVEN SPRINGBOARDS HERSELF, ANGLING A BIT AS SHE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A SUNSET POWERBOMB ON HALSEY! RAVEN WITH A COVER! :damn:
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Halsey Neel with a kick out! But, Pandora Paisley swings a steel chair to the spine of ‘The Bird of Prey!’ HALSEY TURNS RAVEN TO HER BACK AS PANDORA DRIVES THE TOP RAIL OF THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE THROAT OF RAVEN! RAVEN IS TRYING TO HOLD THE STEEL CHAIR BACK! BUT, IT’S NO USE! SHE’S FINDING THAT TOP RAIL BEING PRESSED AGAINST HER WINDPIPE OF HER THROAT! Now, Halsey manages to roll herself out of the ring as she manages to get one of the wooden tables that have been nicely placed at ringside as the British Invasion has plans to break Raven down even more!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT, LOOK FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MADISON KALINE CONNECTS WITH A ‘MADDIE BOMB’ — HER VARIATION OF A MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LANDS RIGHT ON HALSEY NEEL! Madison scrambles back to her feet as Pandora Paisley exits the ring to help her partner out! But, Madison races to sweep the feet of ‘The Hellcat,’ taking her down! But, Pandora was one step ahead! She jumps out of the way and connects with an apron kick to Madison’s face, sending her back! Then, she manages to stalk Madison into position as she connects with a somersault clothesline from the apron to the outside! Madison is taken to her back as Pandora checks on Halsey, who is starting to regain consciousness!
Eve: NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OF RAVEN ROBERTS AS SHE SENDS HERSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE BEFORE TRANSITIONING THAT INTO A CANADIAN DESTROYER! RAVEN CALLS THAT ‘FLIGHT DESTROYER’ AS PANDORA IS SENT TO THE FRONT OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! IT SEEMS LIKE SHE LANDED THE BACK OF HER HEAD THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: My sweet little hellcat! I need to check on her —
Deadprez: You need to sit down!
Gavin Kirkland: In response to that, Halsey Neel launches herself forward as she throws a fury of fists to Raven Roberts! But, Raven connects with a left hook to the gut! Then, Madison Kaline manages to get behind Halsey and connect with a German suplex! Raven follows that up with a basement dropkick as that sends Halsey back to the barricade! For what seems to be one of the first times in this match, Raven and Madison had managed to get the upper hand on the British Invasion!
Eve: It seems like Halsey Neel is beginning to find herself to her feet! She is using the barricade to help her back up to her feet! But, Raven Roberts grabs Madison Kaline by the arm and whips her to Halsey! Madison connects with a forearm to the face of ‘The Ripper’ as that sends her over the barricade! MEANWHILE, PANDORA MANAGES TO SNEAK RAVEN BY SURPRISE AND THROW HER FACE FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL RING POST! OH GOD, I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING CRACK!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts was focused on Madison Kaline taking out Halsey Neel! Pandora Paisley was able to use that opening to turn the match back into the favor of British Invasion! That ring post just dropped Raven as Pandora begins to get one of the tables that is already set up around ringside! She sets it up just in front of us! I’m not sure what Pandora has in mind, but this can’t be good at all! Now, she is grabbing Raven by the nape of her neck as she places her on top of the table!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Raven Roberts manages to spring back to a seated position as she connects with an uppercut to the face of Pandora Paisley! Pandora is taken back as Raven tries to stand herself up from the table! She grabs Pandora and the battery rams her to the edge of the apron! Now, Raven begins to throw some punches to the face of ‘The Hellcat!’ Pandora is trying to cover her beautiful face, but Raven is nailing her with each one!
Eve: ‘CAT’S CLAWS’ — NORMALLY, WHAT WOULD BE SEEN AS AN ILLEGAL MOVE IN STANDARD MATCHES, IT’S ALL LEGAL IN THIS MATCH. PANDORA PAISLEY MANAGES TO USE THIS PERFECTLY MANICURED, LONG AND SHARP NAILS TO RAKE RAVEN’S EYES! She manages to get Raven back on the table! Pandora continues to rack the eye of ‘The Bird of Prey’ as Raven is totally blinded! I think that Pandora is going to find herself on the top rope! She has her body angled towards Raven on that table! :lupe:
Deadprez: PANDORA PAISLEY SENDS HERSELF FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING LEG DROP TO RAVEN ROBERTS! PANDORA LANDS RIGHT ON RAVEN’S NECK WITH THAT! I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THE WEIGHT OF THESE WOMEN DIDN’T BREAK THE TABLE THOUGH! INSTEAD, IT CAUSES FOR PANDORA TO ROLL OFF THE TABLE! RAVEN STILL REMAINS ON THE TABLE! SHE IS CLUTCHING HER THROAT IN PAIN! BUT, LOOK AT THIS! PANDORA IS HEADING FOR THAT TOP ROPE! IS SHE CRAZY?
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora, my love, think about this! Pandora Paisley is heading for the top turnbuckle once more as she angles her body towards Raven Roberts in that table again! PANDORA LOOKS UP AS SHE SENDS HERSELF FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE ONCE MORE! A SECOND DIVING LEG DROP TO RAVEN ROBERTS! THIS TIME, IT SHATTERS THE TABLE! I can’t imagine what Pandora must be feeling at the moment! She clutching to her hamstrings! She must have done some damage to them, but she’s a strong woman! She can handle anything, Eve!
Eve: Meanwhile, Raven Roberts was on the receiving end of two diving leg drops!
Gavin Kirkland: Eh, she’ll be fine!
Eve: :skip:
Deadprez: These two women are down as it seems like Pandora Paisley is the first one to her feet! She is trying to gather strength to roll Raven Roberts back inside the ring! After a bit of struggle, Raven is rolled back into the ring! Pandora is clutching to her hamstring as she slides herself back inside the ring! Slowly, Pandora crawls over and hooks Raven’s leg!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: A kick out by Raven Roberts! But, still, Madison Kaline races over, knocking Pandora Paisley back! She begins to throw her own punches on one half of the British Invasion! She grabs Pandora by her arm as whips Pandora to the corner! Pandora manages to catch herself at the corner, but Madison charges right after Pandora, looking to connect with a body splash! This causes Pandora to get knocked to the ground! Madison begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps to Pandora! This woman is quick with these stomps! She better not stomp Pandora’s face out!
Eve: It seems like Madison Kaline heard you and is now stomping on Pandora Paisley’s face!
Gavin Kirkland: :francis:
Deadprez: Madison Kaline is feeling a race of adrenaline as she turns herself around, but Halsey Neel returns to the ring, holding a ladder in a horizontal position before knocking Madison to her back with the ladder! Then, you see that Raven Roberts is beginning to find her way back to her feet! She knocks over Raven to her back! Both Madison and Raven are laying next to each other! YOU SEE THAT HALSEY IS RAISING THE LADDER OVER HER HEAD BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN ON THE ABDOMEN OF MADISON AND RAVEN! PANDORA PAISLEY MANAGES TO FIND HERSELF TO HER FEET AS SHE AND HALSEY GET THE HEADS OF THEIR OPPONENTS AND PLACE THEM IN BETWEEN THE LADDER! OH GOD! NOW, WE SEE PANDORA AND HALSEY GET THEIR HANDS ON SOME STEEL CHAIRS! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: These women are looking at each other! Whatever happens next might not be good for Raven Roberts and Madison Kaline in the long run! HALSEY NEEL AND PANDORA PAISLEY RAISE THE STEEL CHAIRS OVER THEIR HEADS BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN AGAINST THE LADDER AS THE HEADS OF RAVEN AND MADISON ARE SMASHED BETWEEN THE LADDER! :damn: OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BRITISH INVASION ARE SLAMMING THAT STEEL CHAIR TO THE LADDERS AS THE HEADS OF THEIR OPPONENTS ARE BEING COMPLETELY SMASHED! I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF BOTH HAVE SOME MILD CONCUSSIONS GOING ON! BRITISH INVASION HAS COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER THIS MATCH!
Eve: HALSEY NEEL GRABS ONE SIDE OF THE LADDER, RAISING IT UP BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN! THE HEADS OF RAVEN ROBERTS AND MADISON KALINE ARE BEING SMASHED! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE PANDORA WANTS TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN! SHE RAISES THE SIDE OF THE LADDER UP BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN! Pandora gets Raven off of the ladder! Now, it seems like Pandora is grabbing Raven Roberts and hooking her leg for the cover! I think that this might be it here!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Deadprez: KICK OUT BY RAVEN ROBERTS! Pandora Paisley instructs Halsey Neel to pin Madison Kaline, hoping to get a three count there!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: MADISON KALINE WITH A KICK OUT!
Eve: Those two women refuse to die, Gavin! They aren’t going to give the British Invasion that satisfaction! The British Invasion looked at each other! Halsey Neel rolls out of the ring and proceeds to get another one of the tables that are set up at ringside! It seems like they are going to try to make sure that Madison or Raven stay down once and for all! Halsey is disassembling the table, so that it’s flat before she slides it back inside the ring! She begins to set it up vertical at the corner, making sure that it’s as secure as it possibly can! Then, she gets Raven up to her feet as she looks to whip her to that corner with the table! But, Raven counters the whip as she sends Pandora to the corner! But, she manages to catch herself from colliding with that table!
Deadprez: BUT, RAVEN ROBERTS CHARGES AT PANDORA PAISLEY, CUTTING HER IN HALF WITH A SPEAR AS THE TABLE SPLITS IN HALF! HOLY SH— BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE DOWN!
Crowd: HOLY [CENSORED]! HOLY [CENSORED]! HOLY [CENSORED]! HOLY [CENSORED]!
Gavin Kirkland: Madison Kaline finds herself in a crawling position as she realizes what just happened! I think that we gotta see this again!
(REPLAY: A slow motion of Raven Roberts charging towards the corner before it goes to a normal speed when the spear collides to Pandora Paisley, splitting the table in half.)
Eve: MADISON KALINE IS GOING OVER TO THE WRECKAGE AS SHE PULLS PANDORA PAISLEY BY HER FOOT AND GOES TO COVER HER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Deadprez: No! Halsey Neel breaks up the count! She gets Madison Kaline up to her feet as she connects with a fiery chop to the chest of ‘The Mistress of Death!’ The look of pain on Madison’s face tells the entire story! Halsey’s chops are nothing to joke about! Madison looks to return the favor by delivering a palm strike to the chest! But, Halsey is feeling amusement by all of this! She connects with a knife edge chop to Madison’s chest, which takes her to one knee! But, you can see Madison still having the strength to get herself back to her feet! She connects with a harsher palm strike than before! THEN, MADISON CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE! AND THEN, ANOTHER PUNCH! AND THEN, ANOTHER PUNCH! MADISON IS EGGING ON HALSEY! SHE WANTS ALL THE SMOKE FROM ‘THE RIPPER!’
Gavin Kirkland: Halsey Neel connects with a knee strike to the face of Madison Kaline, which causes her to collapse to the ground! Halsey takes Madison to her back with a bicycle pump kick! Halsey sees that Pandora is still down! But, that seems to be fine! I think that Halsey has things under control for the time being! Halsey rolls herself out of the ring as she grabs another wooden table! Just like with the other one that she got, she disassembles it and places it vertical against the edge of the apron.
Eve: Now, I have no idea what Halsey Neel is looking to do? But, she yanks Madison Kaline by her legs, sliding her out of the ring! Halsey manages to get Madison into position! She has ‘The Mistress of Death’ in a pile driver position! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S NOT GOING TO ATTEMPT A PILE DRIVER! INSTEAD, SHE RUNS WITH MADISON AND SPEARS HER THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE! I CAN’T SEEM TO BELIEVE WHAT IS GOING ON! THESE WOMEN ARE TAKING DOWN FOR THE TIME BEING!
Deadprez: Let’s redshift our focus to inside the ring! Pandora Paisley manages to get her hands on the ten foot ladder that was introduced earlier into this match! She sees that Raven Roberts is slowly getting back to her feet! BUT, RAVEN RUNS TOWARDS PANDORA, NAILING HER WITH A DROPKICK TO THE LADDER AS THAT SENDS PANDORA BACK TO THE ROPES! PANDORA STILL HAS THE LADDER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER! SHE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK AS PANDORA’S HEAD BOUNCES BACK TO THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! RAVEN PULLS THE LADDER AND HOLDS IT UP HORIZONTALLY AS SHE STALKS PANDORA UP TO HER FEET! RAVEN LOOKING TO GET A LITTLE PAYBACK FOR WHAT BRITISH INVASION DID EARLIER IN THE MATCH! PANDORA IS WOBBLY, BUT SHE IS STILL FINDING HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET AS RAVEN RUNS WITH THE LADDER IN HER POSSESSION AND SMASHES IT AGAINST ‘THE HELLCAT’S’ SKULL!
Gavin Kirkland: This causes Pandora Paisley to stumble to one knee! But, Raven Roberts uses the ladder and smashes it against the skull of Pandora as she sends her down! Raven rolls Pandora to her back as she places the ladder flat on Pandora! I’m quite curious to see what the former World Champion is looking to do next!
Eve: It seems like Raven Roberts is heading for the top rope! She’s going for a big risk and we haven’t seen this match in quite some time now! RAVEN IS PERCHED UP THE TOP ROPE LIKE THE BIRD THAT SHE IS AS SHE JUMPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A SPIRAL TAP — ‘RAVEN’S WINGS’ ONTO PANDORA PAISLEY ON TOP OF THE LADDER! RAVEN IS CLUTCHING ONTO HER RIBS! THAT HURT HER AS MUCH AS THAT HURT PANDORA! RAVEN IS SLOWLY TRYING TO CRAWL HER WAY AS SHE PLACES AN ARM OVER PANDORA! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT RIGHT HERE??!?!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: Halsey Neel with a knee drop to the face of Raven Roberts, breaking up the pin! She manages to save the match for the British Invasion! Pandora Paisley was more than likely out after this move! Halsey finds herself back to her feet, BUT MADISON KALINE RACES BACK INSIDE THE RING TO CONNECT WITH A THESZ PRESS ON ‘THE RIPPER!’ MADISON IS SHAKING AND PUNCHING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HALSEY! BUT, HALSEY MANAGES TO ROLL HERSELF ON TOP OF MADISON, RETURNING THE FAVOR AND CONNECTING WITH HER OWN PUNCHES! MADISON FINDS HER WAY BACK ON TOP AS SHE GRABS HALSEY’S SHOULDERS, SHAKING THEM, GETTING HER PUNCHES IN! MADISON IS NOT HOLDING BACK WHATSOEVER! HALSEY NOW FINDING HERSELF ON TOP! IT SEEMS LIKE MADISON AND HALSEY ARE TAKING TURNS, RIPPING EACH OTHER APART!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS GOES OVER TO RIP HALSEY NEEL OFF OF MADISON KALINE! WE SEE THAT RAVEN IS GETTING HALSEY INTO POSITION, WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND HALSEY’S WAIST BEFORE TAKING HER BACK WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! RAVEN HAS THE BRIDGE APPLIED AS SHE HOLDS HALSEY THERE FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Eve: No! Pandora Paisley connects with a leg drop from the top rope! She lands right on Raven Roberts! This causes Raven to fall flat onto the mat! Pandora manages to get one of the wooden tables and slide it back inside the ring! I’m not sure what the British Invasion is cooking up! But, we see that Pandora is placing the table on the top turnbuckle! Her and Halsey are setting up the legs as they check to see if the table is secure to use! Now, it seems like they’re going to get Raven on top of that table! :lupe:
Deadprez: This is already a messy situation to be in. One wrong move, one miscalculation and this can be a terrible fall for each of these girls involved! Slowly, we see Pandora Paisley and Halsey Neel getting themselves up on the table as well! I don’t think that this table is suited enough to withstand all of these women! British Invasion gets each of Raven Roberts’ arms and places them over their necks! I think they’re looking to superplex Raven from that table! BUT, RAVEN BEGINS TO THROW SOME PUNCHES, TRYING TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THE EQUATION! SHE MANAGES TO THROW A PUNCH TO PANDORA AS THAT CAUSES HER TO STUMBLE A BIT! BUT, SHE MANAGES TO FIND HER FOOTING ONCE MORE AND JOIN HALSEY ON TOP OF THE TABLE! RAVEN LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A HEADBUTT TO HALSEY! BUT, HALSEY CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT TO ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ AND THEN, PANDORA CONNECTS WITH A LIVER PUNCH TO THE STOMACH AS THEY GET EACH OF RAVEN’S ARMS OVER THEIR NECKS AND CONNECT WITH A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TABLE THAT WAS PLACED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Gavin Kirkland: These three beautiful, badass women are down! Them, along with Madison Kaline have put their bodies on the line to secure their team the victory! The British Invasion manage to find themselves back on their feet! Both women look at each other in unison with smirks on their faces! It looks like they’re going to wrap up this match! PANDORA PAISLEY FINDS THEMSELVES GOING UP THE TABLE THAT WAS PLACED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SHE LOOKS TO SITUATE HERSELF THERE! HALSEY NEEL GETS MADISON IN A REVERSE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! PANDORA FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE, FLYING ONTO MADISON, LANDING WITH HER KNEES ON MADISON! MADISON GETS FLIPPED AS PANDORA MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH AN ASSISTED CODE BREAKER!
Eve: THEY CALL THAT ‘DREAMCATCHER’ AS HALSEY NEEL GOES FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT??
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: MADISON KALINE CONNECTS WITH A BODY SPLASH ONTO THE SPINE OF HALSEY NEEL, USING A STEEL CHAIR AS SOME CHEST PADDING FOR HERSELF! MADISON SAVED THIS MATCH FOR HER AND RAVEN’S TANDEM! SHE PULLS THE CHAIR NEXT TO HER AS SHE GETS HALSEY IN A FRONT HEADLOCK AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT AS THE TOP OF HALSEY’S SKULL IS SPIKED ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR! Then, we see that Pandora is looking to connect with a sliding forearm as she manages to take Madison back! Pandora manages to grab Madison by her hair, lifting her back to her feet! She connects with a double overthrow suplex as she sends Madison to the turnbuckle! Halsey is quick to follow that up with a facewash at the corner! But, Halsey gets her boot and presses it against the face of ‘The Mistress of Death!’
Gavin Kirkland: Now, we see that Halsey Neel is getting Madison Kaline up from underneath her chin! Halsey is delivering some trash talking to Madison! Pandora Paisley is more than amused by this entire situation — MADISON CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SLAP TO HALSEY’S FACE! SHE CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO HALSEY’S SIDE! THEN, PANDORA COMES TO THE AID OF HER SISTER-IN-ARMS AS MADISON CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO PANDORA’S SIDE! HALSEY COMES BACK FOR MORE, BUT MADISON CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK! PANDORA GOES TO HELP OUT HALSEY, BUT MADISON CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK! MADISON IS GOING BACK-AND-FORTH WITH THESE SHOOT KICKS! THIS CROWD IS GOING BALLISTIC!
Eve: Madison Kaline connects with a superkick that sends Pandora Paisley back! Then, she gets Halsey Neel and throws her to Pandora as the two women fall to the ground! Madison looks like she’s heading for the top turnbuckle again! MADISON LOOKED TO POSSIBLY PUT AWAY BOTH OF THESE WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME! MADISON FLIPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SENTON BOMB ON BOTH PANDORA AND HALSEY! MADISON GETS ON TOP OF HALSEY FOR THE COVER! I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT HERE!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: Pandora Paisley jumps on Madison Kaline to break up the count! But, Raven Roberts comes to the aid of her partner! She yanks Pandora by her arm and connects with a judo throw! She still has control of Pandora’s arm as Raven connects with a judo throw once more! Pandora is trying to yank her arm away from Raven’s grasp! Raven manages to whip Pandora to the turnbuckle! Raven charges at Pandora, looking to connect with a giant boot to the face! BUT, PANDORA MANAGES TO GET HER OUT OF THE WAY! RAVEN HAS HER FOOT STUCK OVER THE TURNBUCKLE AS PANDORA CONNECTS WITH A ‘CAT’S PAW’ — A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF RAVEN’S HEAD! NOW, PANDORA MANAGES TO GET RAVEN BACK TO BACK WITH HER! RAVEN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN AS PANDORA SLOWLY TAKES HER AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH A VERTEBREAKER! RAVEN LANDS RIGHT ON THAT NECK! PANDORA GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts with a kick out! Pandora Paisley can’t seem to believe it! As we turn our focus back to ringside, it seems like Halsey Neel and Madison Kaline are making their way up the ramp! The two women are throwing punches at each other! Madison is being quite cautious about not falling off the side of the ramp! But, as we look to the side ramp, you can see more tables, ladders and chairs set around! Now, it was figured that there was a slim chance that all of this match will go here, but it was set up just in case! Halsey manages to roll Madison onto the side of the stage as she slowly makes her way down there! Madison tries to find her way back to her feet as Halsey connects with the bicycle pump kick as that takes Madison back!
Eve: Halsey Neel is paying attention to one of those tables as she grabs Madison Kaline by the back of her head and throws her to the edge of the wooden table! Madison crashes down! Halsey goes over to place Madison on top of the table, but ‘The Mistress of Death’ does not want to go anywhere! Halsey is throwing punches to the chest, trying to keep the Hall of Famer down! Then, Halsey begins to make her way towards the fifteen foot ladder that has been placed near the table. Now, I’m not sure if this is the brightest thing! Halsey begins to ascend her way to the top of the ladder!
Deadprez: But, it seems like Halsey Neel is not going to be alone here! Madison Kaline begins to rise from the table as she begins to ascend the other side of the ladder! You can see a bit of panic on ‘The Ripper’s’ face as she didn’t expect for Madison to find her way back up! At the same time, the two women begin to find their way up the ladder! HALSEY THROWS A PUNCH TO MADISON’S FACE, LOOKING TO KNOCK HER BACK AND CRASH TO THE TABLE! MADISON RETURNS THE FAVOR BY THROWING A PUNCH TO HALSEY! HALSEY WITH A PUNCH TO MADISON! MADISON WITH A PUNCH TO HALSEY! THE TWO WOMEN ARE THROWING PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME! WE SEE MADISON TRYING TO YANK HALSEY BY HER HAIR, TRYING TO PULL HER OVER TO HER SIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: This is crazy! One of them is going to get hurt! Madison Kaline looks behind her with the table! She knows that she is high up that there’s no safe way to get her and Halsey Neel down! MADISON DRAPES ONE OF HALSEY’S ARMS AROUND HER NECK AS MADISON CONNECTS WITH A SUPERPLEX ON HALSEY! THAT IS FROM FIFTEEN FEET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MADISON CONNECTED WITH A SUPERPLEX FROM A FIFTEEN FOOT LADDER! SHE AND HALSEY GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE WOODEN TABLE, BREAKING IT APART! WE NEED TO SEE A REPLAY OF THAT!
(REPLAY: A slow motion of Madison Kaline lifting Halsey Neel for a superplex from the fifteen foot ladder. The speed picks up at a normal pace the moment that bump to the table is seen.)
Crowd: HOLY [CENSORED]! HOLY [CENSORED]! HOLY [CENSORED]! HOLY [CENSORED]!
(The camera pans to Pandora Paisley, who had watched the replay. She realizes what just happened as she realizes that she is on her own with Raven Roberts. It’s a one-on-one situation as Pandora turns herself around, staring down at Raven, who looks more than prepared to put Pandora away. Meanwhile, Pandora looks to be strangely calm, knowing that she has something else underneath her sleeve.)
Eve: Wait, someone just informed me of some commotion going on backstage. I think that we’re going to pan it.
(The scene pans backstage where Delilah Rose and Jon Kelton are double teaming on ARIA. The two of them have been throwing punches and stomping on ARIA like a pack of wolves. They get ARIA back to her feet, but ARIA delivers a kick to Jon. ARIA has a lead pipe in her hands as she swings it to the gut Delilah. Then, she swings it to the spine of Jon. ARIA is going back-and-forth with hitting those two with a led pipe as ARIA opens the door to a janitor’s closet. She throws Delilah in there first as she falls right in. Then, she gets Jon as he tries to put in more of a fight, but he gets thrown into Delilah. We see ARIA slamming the door quickly as she uses that same lead pipe to lock the door in place.)
(It pans back to ringside where Pandora Paisley’s heart just sank to the floor. There was her ‘something else’ that she thought was foolproof. She had not anticipated ARIA to make her presence felt.)
Deadprez: Pandora Paisley is completely on her own! She begins to turn herself around as —
Gavin Kirkland: ‘TALON!’ — THE CLAYMORE KICK TO PANDORA PAISLEY! BUT, PANDORA MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH ‘WTH’ OUT OF NOWHERE! THAT LEFT HOOK THAT SHE HAS BEEN PERFECTING SINCE A YOUNG AGE! SHE MANAGES TO DROP RAVEN WITH THAT LEFT HOOK OUT OF NOWHERE! I THINK THAT PANDORA MIGHT BE CLOSING IN ON A HUGE VICTORY HERE FOR THE BRITISH INVASION AND THE DEVOLUTION AS A WHOLE! SHE GETS ONE OF THE CHAIRS THAT HAD BEEN SCATTERED INSIDE THE RING. SHE PLACES THE CHAIR RIGHT IN FRONT OF RAVEN. THEN, SHE GRABS RAVEN ROBERTS IN POSITION FOR THE HEADLOCK DRIVER! PANDORA LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH ‘CATASTROPHE!’
(A bunch of commotion from the crowd is heard as it’s ARIA who is making her way down from the ramp. She has her sights set on Pandora Paisley, who had cost her the match with Usagi Senshi in the pre-show yesterday. ARIA is trying to make her way to the ring, but security begins to block her way. Pandora is yelling at the security to take ARIA away from the match.)
Eve: ARIA is looking to get some revenge for herself for what Pandora Paisley did to her yesterday at the pre-show! The referees are proving to be somewhat effective as they’re telling ARIA to get away from the ring. Pandora is exiting the ring as she is screaming for ARIA to leave ringside! The two women begin to argue with each other! ARIA goes to launch right at Pandora, but the security is there to hold her back! Pandora is laughing at the entire exchange!
Deadprez: BUT, LOOK FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! IT’S RAVEN ROBERTS WHO FLIPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO CONNECT WITH A SECOND ‘RAVEN’S WINGS’ — THAT BEAUTIFUL SPIRAL TAP AS IT TAKES DOWN EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, PANDORA PAISLEY! RAVEN WALKS OVER TO THE MESS AND PICKS UP PANDORA AND ROLLS HER BACK INSIDE THE RING! RAVEN LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MESS AT RINGSIDE! RAVEN CRAWLS SLOWLY FALLING ON PANDORA FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘In My Bones’ plays once more as Raven Roberts slowly rolls off Pandora Paisley. The two women inside the ring are laying on their backs, trying to catch their breaths after competing in an insane Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. The medical team begins to slowly make their way to the ring to check on these women.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH…THE TEAM OF MADISON KALINE AND RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I am completely blown away! This match was truly insane! These two talented teams went to war with each other! They threw everything that they had to offer and it was Raven Roberts and Madison Kaline who stood tall!
Eve: British Invasion did a great job with getting control around the beginning parts of the match. They were able to stop any sort of momentum that Madison Kaline and Raven Roberts were trying to get for themselves. They showed to be an effective group. Had fantastic chemistry.
(The camera pans to the medical team, who have found Madison Kaline and Halsey Neel underneath the wreckage at the side of the stage. Both women are slowly finding consciousness. Madison realizes that Raven’s music is playing as she forms a smirk on her face, knowing that they won the match, making the pain a little more tolerable. But, still in pain. Meanwhile, Halsey is trying to get herself up as she’s handed an ice pack for the back of her neck. The medical team seems that Halsey is in no shape to get herself up.)
Deadprez: Madison Kaline took a giant risk to get Halsey Neel out of the equation. Even if it meant taking herself out in the process, but that’s how much she wanted to beat the British Invasion as a middle finger to Kennedy Street.
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA showing up towards the ending of the match was something that I did not expect, honestly. But, it makes sense knowing that Pandora Paisley cost her the match, but Pandora and The Devolution are not going to be happy campers when they’ve processed the events of Road to Redemption.
Eve: That fall out is going to be interesting, but congratulations to Madison Kaline and a returning Raven Roberts, who still has what it takes to get back to the top of this company!
(The camera focuses on a seething Pandora who is leaning against the ropes bleeding, as Halsey tries to reach her but cannot, the medical team tries to get to her bust she screams at them to leave her alone, both British Invasion glaring at Madison and Raven who are the winners sensing this is far from over. The scene transitions elsewhere.)
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Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(The lights of the arena shift to an orangish-golden tint as ‘Pride and Arrogance’ begins blaring through the speakers. One of the Minitron screens elevates to reveal Drake Armstrong being driven onto the stage in his Rolls-Royce of the week! As the chauffeur drives onto the ramp, the upper half of the Future’s body can be seen popping out from the open roof of the car. From his elevated position, Drake Armstrong poses with his arms outstretched for EAW’s cameramen whilst being bombarded with boos by the front-row fans that line the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Scarsdale, New York, weighing in at 260 pounds… he is ‘The Future’, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ARRRRRRRMSTRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNG!
Jake Mercer: THE FUTURE IS HERE! :blessed:
Stew-O: And he has a huge opportunity ahead of him — even if this match has come about due to issues brewing between him and Cy Henderson. At the very least, Drake can screw a massive win here tonight if he’s able to tackle him, and perhaps prove to Cy that he is indeed the future of this company.
(The Rolls-Royce comes to a stop upon making contact with the ring, prompting the Future to step out from the open roof and onto the hood of the car. From the hood, Drake easily walks right onto the apron before climbing onto the corner closest to the hard cam. He flaunts his physique atop the top turnbuckle with a self-aggrandizing pose before hopping down into the ring. Finally in the ring, the Future dismissively waves off his chauffeur, who completes his thankless job and drives the Rolls-Royce back up the ramp. As his theme song fades out, Drake Armstrong leans against his corner with a despicably cocky smirk, ready to begin the match.)
(Then, ‘Tupac Back’ by Meek Mill featuring Rick Ross hits. Cy Henderson steps out, and that’s when the smirk on Drake’s face goes away. A darkly intense look colors his countenance, and likewise, Cy is staring *right* at him. The two men stare daggers into each other from opposite sides before Cy makes his way towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And introducing the opponent! From New York City, weighing in at 240 pounds… he is ‘Justice Seeker’, CYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEENDEEEEERRSSOOOOOON!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Cy has much of his own to prove! He hasn’t taken kindly to Drake’s actions and attitude, feeling as if Drake has been needlessly acting like a bully, and trying to keep down the rest of the competition! Cy wants to humble him and teach him a valuable lesson here!
(Cy enters the ring, and Drake continues to glare. The two are in the same ring together.)
(But they weren’t alone.)
(‘Kashmir’ by Led ZEepplin hits. Jamie O’Hara makes his presence known. The arena goes absolutely ballistic.)
Stew-O: OH! HANG ON! JAMIE IS HERE! EVEN THOUGH HIS MATCH WITH ANDRE WALKER WAS CANCELLED, THE ACE IS MAKING HIS PRESENCE FELT HERE TONIGHT – AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE HAS AN INTEREST IN CY AND DRAKE!
(Sure enough, we walks down to ringside where he calmly takes a seat. Cy and Drake both look confused. However, he waves them off, as if telling them they ought to pay more attention to each other than them. Still, Jamie’s attention seems to be more placed on Cy than Drake. Ultimately, their gaze returns to one another, and they both frown. No love lost here.)
(The referee ensues that both Cy and Drake are ready before calling for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Jamie O’Hara has arrived unexpectedly, looking to watch this bout right with the rest of us as this match starts and these two Elitists are circling around the ring, scoping each other out. They meet in the center and a collar-and-elbow tie-up ensues! Drake does his best to push against the force of Cy, but Henderson’s strength starts to push him back. Armstrong struggles, trying to keep his ground, but Cy shoves him, and the hold is broken! Drake is staring daggers into him, and likewise, so is Cy!
Jake Mercer: To say that things have quickly escalated between these two over the course of the month would be a gross understatement.
Flannery McCoy: The tension in the arena is palpable as these two fierce competitors lock eyes. The history between Drake Armstrong and Cy Henderson has been building up for weeks, and tonight, it all comes to a head in the squared circle!
Stew-O: Absolutely, Flannery. It’s been a war of words, a clash of differing personalities, and now we’re witnessing the physical manifestation of their animosity.
Jake Mercer: Drake, still visibly frustrated from that collar-and-elbow tie-up, charges at Cy with a lariat attempt! But wait, Cy ducks under it, and Armstrong crashes into the ropes! The momentum is on Henderson’s side now! Cy seizes the opportunity! He bounces off the opposite ropes, building up speed. Armstrong turns around, and Cy nails him with a thunderous clothesline! The impact echoes through the arena, and Drake hits the mat hard!
Flannery McCoy: And based on the LOUD reaction that just poured from the fans, you can tell who they are universally behind. Perhaps it’s ironic given Cy’s own controversial past, but he has become someone who’s seen as an endearing figure within the EAW universe now, and they want to see him humble Drake Armstrong!
Stew-O: Drake pops back up, looking equal parts shocked and frustrated. The Future charges up at the Cyclone, but his attempt for a punch is blocked! Cy fires off with one of his one! Hen another one! AND ANOTHER ONE! Cy is looking to light his opponent up here in the early goings of this match already! He grabs Drake by the wrist and whips him into the ropes!
Jake Mercer: But look! Drake is able to hook his arms around the top rope, preventing himself from coming back to the rebound! Sound strategy there!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but for how long? Because Cy runs forward, looking to attack him either way!
Stew-O: BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! That staggers Cy! Drake was able to scout that out, preventing him from following up with an attack! Now, Drake yells out and darts forward, swinging wildly! CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: POWERSLAM!! CY JUST SCOOPED HIM UP AND SLAMMED HIM INTO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY! WHAT POWER FROM HENDERSON!
Flannery McCoy: And Cy is fired up! He gets back up on his feet, eyeing down Drake… who rolls right out of the ring! The fans boo, not expecting him to slither away like that! Stll at least with him on the outside, he gets to recuperate from that impactful move – and away from a determined Cy Henderson!
Stew-O: Cy shakes his head, not liking this. To some, it can be seen as a smart decision on his behalf, but for others, it’s cowardice. Either way, Cy makes his way to the outside, looking to take hold of Drake and bring him back to the ring himself!
Jake Mercer: Oh, come on, can’t a guy catch a break?!
Referee: ONE!
Flannery McCoy: Cy approaches, but he gets a kick to the shin for his troubles! He stumbles backward, nearly falling from the improvised blow!
Referee: TWO!
Stew-O: Cy manages to regain his footing and continues to pursue Drake, who is scrambling on his hands and knees to get away from him! They start to run, and both men are going around the ring!
Referee: THREE!
Jake Mercer: Oh, have mercy, this isn’t a track meet! At least Drake is smart enough to zip around the corner and slides in the ring!
Referee: FOUR!
Stew-O: Cy slides in now, but Armstrong rolls back out! Cy is in hot pursuit of him as he chases after him, and comes out—
Flannery McCoy: DISCUS PUNCH CATCHES CY, AND HE DROPS TO THE FLOOR! WOW, WHAT A *SHOT* THAT WAS! DRAKE FAKED HIM OUT!
Jake Mercer: Bahahaha! What quick wit by the Future! Okay, I see what he was doing! What brilliant strategy there! Simply sublime!
Flannery McCoy: You’re… not gonna talk like this for the rest of the match, are you?
Jake Mercer: Indubitably!
Flannery McCoy: 🤦🏼♀️
Stew-O: Either way, the appropriate word to use here seems to be ‘smart’. Drake grabs Cy by the head and throws him back into the ring. Lateral press here as he gets the cover!
Referee: ONE—
Jake Mercer: Shoulder up! However, Drake is undeterred and he grabs hold of that same arm Cy has up, looking to cinch in an armbar! He even drives the point of his knee into the socket and *digs* it in, applying as much pressure as possible!
Flannery McCoy: He’s doing everything he can to mount some offense and keep the pressure on Cy, and you know what? That’s not a bad idea. Giving Cy any room to breathe is like giving a lion an entire den to roam around in. Cy can and will catch him off guard if need be!
Stew-O: But so far, Armstrong has him in control. Even as Henderson sits up, he’s unable to free his arm! Drake squeezes the arm tighter, reinforcing his grip!
Jake Mercer: Look at him! The poise! The determination! Drake isn’t nervous whatsoever! He has everything in the palm of his hands!
Flannery McCoy: Oh, but you may have spoken too soon, Jake! Cy is working his way back up to his feet! He grimaces, the armbar starting to make things uncomfortable for him, but he’s able to stand! Now, he twists a bit and JAMS a punch into Drake’s gut! Signs of life here as Cy attacks with a series of punches, looking to get back into this—
Stew-O: — But a knee to the gut quells his attack! Drake spins, and SNAPS the arm right across his shoulder! Cy groans out in pain, hunching forward! Now, Drake follows it up with an arm wringer, sending Cy down, and loops his leg over the arm, pinning his shoulders on the mat with the magistral cradle!
Referee: ONEE—
Jake Mercer: Shoulder up! However, Drake, keeping hold of that arm, wraps it around Cy’s throat as he cinches in a headlock, going for a unique variant of the move! A whole lot of technical prowess being on display here by The Future— or, shall we say, a myriad of intricate technical expertise is conspicuously unveiled within this domain. 😌
Flannery McCoy: He doesn’t even talk like that all the ti— *sigh*, whatever. However, you *are* right: Drake Armstrong is showcasing a lot of skill right now when it comes to the mat and holds game. Cy stretches his free arm out towards the ropes, fingers nearly brushing them… oh! But Drake switches positions and traps that arm as well! In fact, he uses his legs to twist Cy onto the mat in another pinning predicament!
Referee: ONEEE—
Stew-O: Kickout by Cy! He pops back up, but so too does Drake! He grabs Henderson, twisting that arm! He goes to something, but Cy CLOCKS him in the face!
Jake Mercer: Drake is stunned! However, another punch lands right across his face! I think his grip is starting to weaken! He looks to Irish whip Cy across from the ring, but he holds his ground! Another attempt, but no dice!
Flannery McCoy: Cy whips him into the ropes instead, and Drake goes running! He comes back on the rebound with a clotheslines — DROPKICK BY HENDERSON! DRAKE SCRAMBLED BACK UP, BUT HE’S FLOORED AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A SNAP VERTICAL SUPLEX! HENDERSON IS ROLLING!
Stew-O: AND HE KEEPS IT UP AS HE BRINGS DRAKE BACK UP TO HIS FEET! FOREARM AFTER FOREARM CONNECTS! THE FANS ARE ROARING BEHIND HIM! DRAKE IS FORCED INTO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: :Lupe: !!! Another Irish whip, but Drake turns it around on him — ONLY TO GO CRASHING INTO THE MAT WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! CY COVERS!
Referee: ONEEEE—
Stew-O: A quick push with the shoulder off of the mat! But look at the face of Drake! He looks almost stunned by that sudden offensive flurry from the Cyclone!
Jake Mercer: Well, he lives up to the moniker for a reason. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: And Drake is trying to recover, by Henderson is on him, delivering a double axe handle to the back! Drake rolls over and he gets on to the face for his troubles! Cy drops down and this time, he applies a grounded headlock! He’s using his right arm as the left one had been the subject of those arm-based attacks from earlier.
Stew-O: Smart of Cy, trying to adapt on the fly. He has the control now while Drake is trying to reach for the ropes! However, he’s got some ways to go, and it doesn’t look like escape that way is going to be likely!
Jake Mercer: Oh, for shame, as the dashing Future is in quite the peril at the moment. Still, there must me a guiding light he can find to get out of this.
Stew-O: …
Flannery McCoy: Drake’s inching his way, trying to leverage whatever he can. But Cy seems unyielding, maintaining control in the center of that ring!
Stew-O: And Armstrong realizes he’s not going to get to them, so he grabs Cy and uses his owns strength to roll him over onto the shoulders! Pin attempt here!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: Another kickout! Man, these two are not wasting any movement! Cy rises back and peppers Drake with a series of punches to the head! Drake just takes all of those shots! He’s backed up into the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: Cy grabs hold of him and sends him across the ring… NO! Drake reverses it! Cy goes running and comes back on the rebound! Armstrong lurches forward, looking to set something up—
Stew-O: KNEE TO THE FACE! CY WAS ABLE TO AVERT DISASTER! Drake staggers back into the ropes and bounces off, paving way to some unintentional momentum that CY USES AGAINST HIM! MICHINOKU DRIVER!!
Jake Mercer: ‘PHANTOM DEATH’ ALREADY!!???
Crowd: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: NO! DRAKE ARMSTRONG SLIPS OFF OF THE SHOULDERS AND LANDS BEHIND HIM!
Crowd: :wow:
Stew-O: AND ARMSTRONG, THINKING QUICKLY, LATCHES ON TO CY FROM BEHIND AND RUNS HIM FORWARD! CY GOES CHEST-FIRST INTO THE ROPES, AND DRAKE ROLLS BACKWARDS WITH HIM! O’CONNOR ROLL BRINGS THEM TO THE MIDDLE, WHERE DRAKE DEADLIFTS CY INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX—
Jake Mercer: — BUT CY IS FIGHTING! HE THROWS AN ELBOW BACK AND THAT CUTS HIM OFF! DRAKE IS STUNNED, AND CY POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! CY RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: YET DRAKE SLIPS OUT AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, HE *PUSHES CY TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!*
Crowd: :damn:
Stew-O: BUT CY HENDERSON LEAPS UP AT THE LAST SECOND ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE GOES TO THE TOP WHERE HE JUMPS BACKWARDS, CONNECTING WITH A DIFFERENT VARIANT OF THAT DIVING LEGDROP BULLDOG! DRAKE IS OUT ON THE MAT!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn: !!!
Jake Mercer: … okay, I can’t lie, that was pretty damn sick.
Flannery McCoy: IT’S ALWAYS A SIGHT TO SEE WHENEVER CY DOES IT! HE TURNS DRAKE AROUND AND COVERS HIM!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Stew-O: And Drake gets the shoulder up! Still, look at that glazed look in his eyes! That leg drop did a number on him!
Jake Mercer: Oh, I’m sure it’s nothing! Drake will be fine! It’s not like he’s *totally* getting scooped up by Cy right now and is going to get dropped with an exploder suplex. 😌
Jake Mercer: .
Jake Mercer: WAIT—
Flannery McCoy: AND DOWN HE GOES, TUMBLING ALMOST HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING FROM THAT EXPLODER! WOW! Cy is back in control, and in a BIG way! Drake looks to be in pain right about now!
Stew-O: Yeah, you can see the discomfort taking a strong hold on him as he grimaces! He drags himself into the corner and clings on to the ropes. Grabbing the top one, he uses it to help himself get back up to this feet—
Jake Mercer: — BUT IN COMES CY, WHO RUSHES IN LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET AND RUSHES IN WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK STRAIGHT INTO THE ABDOMEN! :damn: AND HE’S USING THE NON-HURT ONE TOO!
Flannery McCoy: Look at Drake’s face! It’s like all of that air in his body has been forcefully expelled from him! :yikes: Cy is just being relentless at this rate! He takes a step back and lays some stomps into Drake, not holding back!
Stew-O: Each shot to the gut lands. However, the referee comes on in and admonishes him!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR—
Jake Mercer: Ugh, finally, some decorum! Took him long enough. 🙄 Acting as if Cy isn’t taking liberties with the literal future of this industry.
Flannery McCoy: :Francis: At any rate, Cy is bringing the damage to Drake. He scoops him up and once again sends him CAREENING across the ring with another exploder suplex! Drake scurries back to his feet from the impact, favoring his back, but we walks right into the waiting arms of Cy Henderson… SPINEBUSTER!
Stew-O: Drake is starting to look like he’s in a bad spot here. He rolls to his side to try and get a move on, but Cy latches on to him before he can escape! A stomp to the back, and Cy twists him onto the stomach, getting in a Boston crab! He applies as much pressure as possible to the back as he sits down, keeping the submission tight!
Jake Mercer: Oh, this is sick! Cold! Callous! Cruel! Insensible! Indurates! Drake is in a lot of pain, and it’s all thanks to Cy!
Flannery McCoy: Armstrong grasps at the mat, doing everything he can to claw his way towards the ropes! He’s inching closer and closer, looking to get a quick break!
Stew-O: But Cy turns his head and sees this! He comes to a stand and drags Drake back to the center of the ring! And the fans are liking this! They’ve been wanting to see Drake get his comeuppance after everything he has done, and for them, this is more than apt punishment!
Jake Mercer: That’s just because they’re jealous peasants, Stew! They could never relate to such generational greatness — as being displayed right now! With that bit of movement, and gave Drake enough wiggle room to turn over and shove Cy away with his feet! Now he crawls to the corner, looking to get up and catch his breath!
Flannery McCoy: But Cy rushes in! He’s closing the distance fast! He charges in—
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!***)
Stew-O: BUT AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, **DRAKE ARMSTRONG MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!**
Jake Mercer: CY GOES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE — AND THIS TIME, THE *OTHER* SHOULDER TOOK THE BRUNT OF IT! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK AT DRAKE’S FACE! HE’S SMIRKING! HE NOTICES THIS AND ROLLS OUT ONTO THE APRON! HE RUSHES IN AND HITS THE HANGING SHOULDER WITH A BOOT!
Stew-O: Cy gets hit, and he winces, unable to defend himself in such a precarious spot! However, Armstrong isn’t done! Another boot connects! Now, he holds the arm and HANGS OFF OF CY WITH THE TRIANGLE ARMBAR IN THE CORNER! MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: Absolutely brutal from him, but this is exactly what he needs! And remember, Drake is 260 pounds — that’s a lot of weight that’s weighing down on that limb!
Flannery McCoy: But the referee starts to count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! F—
Stew-O: And Drake *finally* lets go! However, the damage could be done! Drake comes to a stand and leaps over the top rope, scooping Cy down with an impressive slight shot roll up — and he HAS HIS FOOTS ON THE ROPES!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! KICKOUT! BUT WOW, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT! WHAT THE HELL?!!
Jake Mercer: INSANELY CLOSE! HE NEARLY PUT CY HENDERSON AWAY JUST LIKE THAT! HOWEVER, THIS MATCH PERSISTS! AT LEAST THE FUTURE STILL LOOKS BRIGHT ON HIS END!
Flannery McCoy: And the fans are booing. They did not like the idea of Drake nearly getting away with a victory like that! However, for Armstrong, he’s smirking, realizing this is his chance to really put the bruising on Cy! He circles around before delivering a gnarly soccer kick to the gut! Cy sits up, holding on to his midsection!
Stew-O: Another soccer kick lands, but this time to the right shoulder! Then another to the left! You can just hear the impact!
Jake Mercer: A bit of a mean streak here! Drake drops down to a knee and sinks in a shoulder lock! Cy grits his teeth in response, and looks to grab Drake, but Armstrong is as stubborn as can be, not willing to let go!
Flannery McCoy: The fans are starting to rally behind Cy though, clapping and chanting his name in unison! They don’t want to see him down and out like this!
Stew-O: Cy looks around for the ring, trying to find a means to escape. He reached forward, but the ropes are too far away! He looks to reach back to grab Drake again, but again, no dice! Armstrong moves his head back and CRACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF IT WITH A HEADBUTT!
Jake Mercer: Well, that’s new! And that seems to work! Cy looks a little woozy from that shot!
Flannery McCoy: And Drake transitions the hold, moving on to a grounded armbar! He has it all the way in! The referee steps in and asks Cy if he wants to quit, but as much as this is hurting him, he shakes his head no! Defiant as can be, Henderson isn’t willing to lose to Drake at all!
Stew-O: With all of the bad blood and the motivations behind this match, there’s simply too much riding on this match between these two men that extends outside of just mere pride! Especially Cy! He said he was going to put down Drake Armstrong for how he has treated so many Elitists here, letting his arrogance go unchecked!
Jake Mercer: I meeeeeeaaaaaaaan…. Did he really do all of that, though?
Flannery McCoy: :cmon:
Jake Mercer: 🤷🏻
Flannery McCoy: You know what? Lets just focus back on the match. Cy is in a dire spot here… and, wait, hang on! He manages to muscle his way to his knees, forcing Drake onto his shoulders! The referee slides in to count the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: KICKOUT! DRAKE BREAKS THE PIN—
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL??
Flannery McCoy: :krabs:
Stew-O: CY! CY! He’s *forcing* his way back up to his feet — all with Drake Armstrong **STILL** latching on to his arm! And look at the muscles and veins popping out! This is taking a *lot* out of him!
Jake Mercer: Yet, he’s DOING IT! SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, HE’S GETTING TO HIS FEET, AND WITH ONE ARM, HE LIFTS DRAKE UP!
Flannery McCoy: ADRENALINE IS ONE HELL OF A THING! CY HAS DRAKE UP, AND ARMSTRONG IS PANICKING! HE’S STUCK! CY GETS A RUNNING START AND RUSHES FORWARD!
Stew-O: AND HE GOES TO THE CORNER—
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHH!!!***)
Jake Mercer: — **CONNECTING WITH THE ONE-ARMED BUCKLE BOMB!!** :damn:
Crowd: JAJAJJSJSKSJDKSKSKSKKSSK!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a way for Cy to get out of that predicament! Armstrong is hurt! I think he may have hit the back of his head on one of the turnbuckle paddings! He’s holding on to it, crying out!
Stew-O: It was a huge move in many ways, and with Drake hurting, that gives Cy the time to roll away and recover. He favors his shoulder, but doing the best he can to fight against the pain!
Jake Mercer: And now he’s rising to a knee. He gets up to one foot, then the next. He nearly staggers, but Cy is able to stand. Meanwhile, Drake is using the ropes to help pull himself up…
Flannery McCoy: BUT A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT MEETS UP WITH HIM!
Stew-O: Drake stumbles forward, and Cy takes him down with a running forearm smash! He gets back up, and hits another one! Drake wildly throws a clothesline in his dizzy state, but Cy ducks down, avoiding it, and Drake whips around thanks to his own momentum! Cy lifts him up and drops him with the backdrop suplex!
Jake Mercer: RIGHT ON HIS HEAD TOO! OH NO! CY BRINGS DRAKE UP AND CAPTURES HIM ONCE MORE! ‘PHANTOM DEATH’!!! HE GETS THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! However, Cy isn’t done! He takes Drake up and lifts him up again, this time setting him up for the FISHERMAN’S BUSTER! ‘DOWNWARD SPIRAL’!
Stew-O: INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN FROM DRAKE!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! BOTH MEN GET UP, BUT SLOWER AS THE TOLL OF THIS MATCH IS TAKING ITS EFFECT! AND CY GOES RUSHING IN FOR THE ‘CYCLONE LARIAT’–
Flannery McCoy: BUT A DISCUS BIG BOOT OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION CONNECTS, AND HITS HIM ON THE SHOULDER! DRAKE GRABS HIM, AND NOW, HE CINCHES IN THE ABDOMINAL STRETCH KNOWN AS THE ‘BOURGEOIS BITE’!!! CY CRIES OUT!!! HE MAY BE TRAPPED–
Stew-O: BUT HE THROWS DRAKE OVER HIS HIP, AND HE GOES TUMBLING THROUGH! DRAKE SHOOTS UP–
Jake Mercer: ‘CYCLONE LARIAT!!!’ OH NO! IT HITS!! CY IS IN PAIN AS HE USES HIS HURT ARMS, BUT HE JUST HIT THAT MOVE IN FULL! HE CRAWLS OVER DRAKE AND PINS HIM!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(…)
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! KICKOUT! KICKOUT BY DRAKE ARMSTRONG! HE’S NOT DONE WHATSOEVER!
Flannery McCoy: AND CY IS SURPRISED, BUT HE REALIZES THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE HE HAS TO WIN! HE GRABS DRAKE AND SETS HIM UP! ‘RISING TIDE’! HE HAS THE BURNING HAMMER…
Stew-O: …BUT *DRAKE ARMSTRONG SLIPS BEHIND!* HE LANDS ON HIS FEET, SHAKY AS CAN BE, BUT HE LANDS, AND HE GRABS CY! AND HE TAKES HIM UP, ADERNALINE COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS!
Jake Mercer: **’NATURAL TALENT!!!**
Flannery McCoy: THE BRIDGING HALF-NELSON, HALF-CHICKENWING SUPLEX CONNECTS! SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(…)
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: BUT CY HENDERSON KICKED OUT OF THAT ONE! WHAT A MATCH! THESE TWO DO NOT WANT TO LOSE AT ALL!
Jake Mercer: Oh my gawd. My heart can’t take this. This is too much!
Flannery McCoy: But the fans are loving this – and they’re loving the resilience being shown here from Cy! He and Drake are on the mat, staring up into the lights! Both have taken each other to the absolute limit here!
Stew-O: Cy is the first to stir, though. He grabs hold of Drake and drags him up into the corner. He starts to climb up with him… and I think we all know where he may be going with this!
Jake Mercer: Oh, no! Drake! Drake! Fight! Don’t let this miscreant desecrate your godly being!
Flannery McCoy: Well, Drake *just* might get desecrated as Cy is setting him up, looking for that avalanche burning hammer!
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Stew-O: BUT DRAKE FIGHTS BACK! DRAKE FIGHTS BACK! HE CLOBBERS CY RELENTLESSLY AND CY IS FORCED TO DROP HIM! DRAKE NOW DRAWS ELBOWS TOWARDS THE SHOULDERS, THE LIMBS HE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON ALL THROUGHOUT THE MATCH UP!
Jake Mecer: BUT CY MANAGES TO SLINK ONE AWAY FROM HIM AND HITS HIM IN THE FACE! NOW THE TWO ARE FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER FROM ALL THE WAY UP TOP! THEY KEEP BATTERING EACH OTHER! ND JAMIE SEEMS INTRIGUED!
Flannery McCoy: HEADBUTT BY ARMSTONG! CY WOBBLES! HE NEARLY FALLS BACK – BUT WAIT! WHAT IS DRAKE DOING?! HE JUST TOOK SOMETHING FROM HIS TIGHTS, AND THE REFEREE CAN’T SEE BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY’RE SITUATED!
Stew-O: THE RING! THE RING! DRAKE REELS BACK AND THROWS THE PUNCH!
Jake Mercer: **IT’S BLOCKED!**
Flannery McCoy: AND CY JUST HIT HIM WITH AN IMPROVISED LARIAT! DRAKE FALLS BACK TO THE OUTSIDE–
Stew-O: NO! CY CATCHES HIM! HE HAS HIM! HE SETS DRAKE UP…
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Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHH!!!***)
Flannery McCoy: ‘CELESTIAL TIDE’!!! IT LANDS!!! DRAKE IS OUT, AND CY DRAGS HIMSELF INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tupac Back’ hits the speakers. Cy rolls ove to his back. He holds on to his shoulder, feeling the effects of the match. However, he gets the win, and being able to pay back Drake Armstrong for all he’s done is enough to make the pain feel minimal.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… CYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEENDEEEEEEEEEEERSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
Stew-O: Wow! What a clash that was! Cy and Drake went tit for tat, but in the end, Cy picks up the win, and what a huge one at that!
Jake Mercer: Oh, damn it! Still, Cy did what needed to be done. He has shown he can hang with the future of EAW, and he isn’t going anywhere. :wow: Why does he have to be such an adaptive veteran that can still cook?
Flannery McCoy: And aside from that, Drake Armstrong got his dose of karma. Still, he put up as much of a fight as Cy did, and especially towards the end, it was either man’s match to win! Tonight, Cy is the one who is able to get his hand raised… if he can even get that arm of his to go up. :yikes:
(Cy manages to stand, and the fans applaud him. However, they grow louder as Jamie slides in the ring, and walks up to him. They trade words, but the camera is unable to pick up on their conversation.)
(Ultimately, Jamie says something that makes Cy frowns. He shakes his head, brushing his shoulder past the Ace’s.)
(Then—)
Stew-O: WAIT, HANG ON! JAMIE TURNS CY AROUND AND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A SERIES OF REPEATED FOREARMS! CY IS BACKED INTO THE ROPES! JAMIE RUSHES IN, GOING FOR ANOTHER STRIKE!
Jake Mercer: BUT CY FIGHTS BACK! CY PUNCHES BACK! HE MAY BE HURT, BUT HE’S NOT LETTING JAMIE GET THE BETTER OF HIM! HE GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES—
Flannery McCoy: — BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG GOT UP AND CLOBBERED JAMIE WITH THE RING ON HIS FINGER! KNOCKOUT SHOT HITS! THE ACE GOES DOWN!
Stew-O: AND A WRATHFUL DRAKE CHARGES AT CY! CY GRABS HIM THOUGH, LOOKING TO HIT THE BURNING HAMMER AGAIN! ‘RISING TIDE’!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! DRAKE HITS HIM, AGAIN, WITH THAT RING, AND CY IS FORCED TO LET GO! HE STAGGERS BACK, HOLDING ONTO HIS FOREHEAD—
Flannery McCoy: AND THAT PAVES WAY FOR DRAKE TO NAIL HIM DOWN WITH THE ‘DEATH PENALTY’! GOTCH-STYLE PILEDRIVER SENDS CY HARD INTO THE CANVAS!
(Drake shoots up, yelling at the two downed man! He then stands at the center, slightly hurt, but he raises his arms up. The camera focuses on his face.)
Stew-O: AND WHAT A SIGHT! DRAKE ARMSTRONG STANDS TALL OVER JAMIE O’HARA AND CY HENDERSON!
(Drake’s snarl finally settles into his signature smirk as Road to Redemption fades elsewhere.)
(Road to Redemption fades to the next match graphic.)
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(The camera returns to ringside, and Stephie Love is seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
(The fans cheer, but the cheers grow ten times louder as ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie hits. The fans are in full support of the challenger tonight, and before long Minerva begins walking out to the stage. Minerva looks focused, possibly more than ever before as she knows just how important this match is. She doesn’t waste time beginning to head down the ramp, and as the fans continue to cheer for her, she makes her way to the ring for her Universal Women’s Championship match.)
Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger… Residing in The Florida Everglades… Weighing in at 122 pounds… SHE IS THE BLACK ROSE… MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEERRRRVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Minerva used the Iconic Cup to create this match, and you have to respect her decision to face Kassidy at her best. While I personally think most people would be insane to do that with Kassidy Heart when they have the option not to, Minerva’s resume speaks for itself. Victories against some of the greatest Elitists ever, multiple World Championships reigns, two Iconic Cup victories and more. Minerva may very well know what she’s doing.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but I don’t think she’ll be winning this match. Minerva is talented sure, but she’s not the only one that’s beaten guys like Jamie O’Hara. Let’s not forget the Champion is also a Dynasty Elitist, and honestly I think that’s Kassidy’s biggest advantage. The red brand isn’t losing!
Flannery McCoy: Right… Well Jake Mercer’s tribalism aside, this is bound to be an incredible match. This is an extremely meaningful Championship match, and if Minerva loses this, there goes her Iconic Cup. She’s going to bring her best, we’ll just have to see if that’s enough fo take down the Champion.
(Minerva remains in her corner of the ring, and as she waits, ‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ by Beyoncé begins to play. This causes an overall mixed reaction to come from the fans, with the boos overpowering the cheers. Regardless, the Universal Women’s Champion Kassidy Heart begins walking out to the stage. She’s wearing her Unified Tag Team Championship around her waist and raising her Universal Women’s Championship, and it’s clear she is confident heading into this as she continues heading down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… From Sydney, Australia… Weighing in at 141 pounds… SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AND THE CROWN JEWEL OF THE INDUSTRY… KKAAAAASSSSIIIIIDDDYYYYYYYY HHHEEEAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I think that announcement just said it all. We’ve seen double Champions in the past, but even amongst that list, how many Elitists can you name that are as dominant as Kassidy Heart? I’m sure everyone in attendance could list off some of Kassidy’s greatest victories and they would still be missing some. She’s done it all, and just last night she even retained the Unified Tag Team Championships alongside Sienna Jade!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart is not the kind of Elitist that loses often, and even saying that is an understatement. Kassidy and Minerva have been going at it for weeks, to the point where this match has actually become pretty personal, and with that said I think it’s safe to say that these two are going to throw everything they have at each other without holding anything back.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right. These two don’t like each other, and on top of that they want the Universal Women’s Championship. This is Minerva’s Iconic Cup cash in, but at the same time all Kassidy needs is to win here in order to end 2023 as a double Champion! Only one of these two Elitists could get what they want. Which one will it be!?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS UNDERWAY!!! Minerva and Kassidy Heart, two of the greatest Elitists to ever step foot in this business, will be fighting for that World Championship RIGHT NOW! Both women have slowly stepped out of their corners, and needless to say, this is a dream match. Minerva and Kassidy Heart have NEVER faced each other one on one, and now they’ll be doing it right here at Road to Redemption, after weeks of these two at each other’s throats.
Jake Mercer: This all started after Minerva won the Iconic Cup back at Wicked Games. She said she didn’t plan to wait very long to cash in, and after Kassidy retained the Universal Women’s Championship against Sally, Minerva decided that tonight was when they’d have their match! She could’ve cashed in right away, but Minerva WANTED this! She wanted to face Kassidy at her very best, and now she’s got it!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right. Kassidy should’ve had some time to recover following the Jaded Hearts’ Championship match against La Familia, so there shouldn’t be anything getting in the way tonight! The better woman will walk out of this match as the Universal Women’s Champion!
Stew-O: AND NOW HERE WE GO! BOTH WOMEN RUSH RIGHT AT EACH OTHER, IMMEDIATELY CHARGING AT EACH OTHER BEFORE BEGINNING TO FIGHT! BOTH WOMEN EXCHANGING FISTS, THROWING PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER RIGHT AWAY! WE KNOW THINGS HAVE GOTTEN HEATED BETWEEN BOTH WOMEN OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS LEADING UP TO THIS MATCH, AND THE TIME FOR TALKING IS FINALLY OVER AS BOTH WOMEN LOOK TO GET THE UPPER HAND! KASSIDY AND MINERVA GOING BACK AND FORTH- BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO GET THE UPPER HAND EARLY ON AS SHE GRABS MINERVA AND KNEES HER IN THE MIDSECTION!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA DOESN’T GO DOWN FROM THAT THOUGH, AND SHE’S ABLE TO QUICKLY RESPOND WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT CAUSES KASSIDY TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS! KASSIDY TURNS AND DELIVERS AN ELBOW SMASH THOUGH, AND THIS DROPS MINERVA DOWN TO A KNEE! Kassidy now grabbing Minerva and pulling her into a front facelock- BUT AS SOON AS SHE DOES THIS MINERVA RUSHES RIGHT INTO THE CORNER, POWERING KASSIDY RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! MINERVA NOW WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP BEFORE SENDING KASSIDY INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND NOW SHE WASTES NO TIME AS SHE RUNS IN, LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: IT DOESN’T CONNECT, THOUGH! KASSIDY DUCKED UNDER IT, AND MINERVA CRASHED RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Minerva now turning around- RIGHT INTO RAPTURE FROM THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Stew-O: MINERVA BARELY AVOIDS IT! MINERVA GOT OUT OF HARM’S WAY JUST IN TIME, AND NOW SHE DROPS KASSIDY WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Minerva now heading to the corner herself, AND SHE JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPES FOR HELL’S BELLS!!!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY GOT THE FEET UP THOUGH, DRIVING BOTH BOOTS DIRECTLY INTO MINERVA’S FACE!!! MINERVA STUMBLES BACK AS KASSIDY GETS BACK UP, AND NOW BOTH WOMEN CHARGE AT EACH OTHER- AS KASSIDY LOOKS TO SPEAR MINERVA OUT OF HER BOOTS! GO TO GAWD!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT! MINERVA MANAGED TO LEAP OVER KASSIDY, ROLLING BACK TO HER FEET AS KASSIDY STOPS HERSELF BY GRABBING THE ROPES! KASSIDY TURNS AROUND- AND SHE NEARLY WALKS INTO THE DEVIL’S TOUCH, BUT THE CHAMPION WAS ABLE TO CATCH MINERVA’S LEG! KASSIDY SPINS MINERVA AROUND, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE ARMS BEFORE DELIVERING A DRAGON SUPLEX!!! MINERVA IS DROPPED RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD, AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION TAKES CONTROL EARLY ON AFTER A VERY EXPLOSIVE START TO THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
Stew-O: Minerva uses the ropes and quickly pulls herself back up, looking to shake off the pain from that dragon suplex, BUT KASSIDY DOESN’T GIVE HER THE CHANCE TO RECOVER AS SHE QUICKLY DELIVERS A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, FOLLOWING IT UP WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT BACKS MINERVA INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING! The pace seems to have slowed down as the Champion is taking control, AND KASSIDY CONTINUES TO DELIVER THOSE BOXING STYLE STRIKES IN THE CORNER AS MINERVA IS FORCED INTO A SEATED POSITION, ALLOWING KASSIDY TO BEGIN DELIVERING REPEATED BOOTS TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy not giving Minerva a chance to breathe here as she drags Minerva out of the corner, looking to apply a Boston crab! We all know what Kassidy is capable of inside of the ring, if Minerva isn’t careful, Kassidy might just get what she wants and tear her apart piece by piece!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva knows that very well, WHICH IS WHY SHE QUICKLY FREES ONE OF HER LEGS BEFORE BEGINNING TO KICK KASSIDY AWAY! MINERVA WITH KICK AFTER KICK, UNTIL FINALLY KASSIDY IS FORCED OFF OF HER! Minerva quickly rushes back to her feet as both Elitists are on opposite sides of the ring, AND NOW SHE RUSHES AT KASSIDY, DUCKING UNDER A CLOTHESLINE AS SHE RUNS THE ROPES-
Stew-O: AND KASSIDY SLIPS BEHIND MINERVA BEFORE DELIVERING A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: NO, MINERVA JUST LANDED ON HER FEET!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY RETURNS TO HER FEET, BUT MINERVA RUSHES IN BEFORE DROPPING KASSIDY WITH A RUNNING STO!!! KASSIDY STUMBLES BACK UP AND BACKPEDALS TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND NOW MINERVA RUNS IN BEFORE TAKING THE CHAMPION OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! JUST LIKE THAT MINERVA IS BACK IN THIS, AND SHE’S NOT ABOUT TO TAKE HER FOOT OFF THE GAS AND GIVE KASSIDY A SECOND TO RECOVER, EITHER!
Stew-O: MINERVA RUNS THE ROPES AS KASSIDY GETS BACK UP, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK, SENDING KASSIDY CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!!! MINERVA NOW AT RINGSIDE, AND SHE GRABS KASSIDY BEFORE THROWING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Kassidy drops down to a knee, and now Minerva grabs her by the head before bashing her face into the ring post for a second time! A third! Minerva with a fourth time in a row now, AND THERE’S THE FIFTH! Minerva holds onto Kassidy though as she moves away from the ring post, HEADING TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS-
Jake Mercer: BUT KASSIDY TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS MINERVA CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Blood is beginning to pour down from Kassidy’s nose. Those were some nasty shots to the ring post, and I don’t think Kassidy has taken very kindly to them as she’s approaching Minerva, who’s still trying to get back up after crashing into the steps- OH GOD!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY IS RETURNING THE FAVOR FOR WHAT MINERVA DID MOMENTS AGO, AND IN BRUTAL FASHION AS SHE JUST BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY SMASH MINERVA’S FACE INTO THE STEEL STEPS, RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE STEPS OVER AND OVER!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY CONTINUES TO REPEATEDLY SLAM MINERVA’S FACE INTO THE EDGE OF THE STEPS, NOT STOPPING UNTIL SHE SEES BLOOD FINALLY START TO COVER THOSE STEPS! WE’VE SEEN THE DAMAGE THAT STEEL CAN DO IN THE PAST, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT IT HAS BUSTED MINERVA’S HEAD OPEN! Kassidy begins to back up, but I don’t trust the look she has on her face. I think she still has something in mind as Minerva is finally starting to find the strength to push herself back up!
Jake Mercer: Wait a second… YOU WERE RIGHT, STEW! KASSIDY RUNS IN, AND SHE JUMPS ONTO MINERVA’S HEAD FOR A PAINFULLY EVER AFTER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! MINERVA PULLS HERSELF OUT OF HARM’S WAY, BEFORE GRABBING KASSIDY AND PULLING HER BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! Minerva just created some space, and now she quickly rolls into the ring, before rolling back out to restart the count! Obviously she couldn’t win the title by countout, but knowing the competitor Minerva is I don’t think she’d win like that even if it was an option. After all, she had the option to cash in that Iconic Cup at any time, and instead of doing it directly after a match, she chose to face a fresh Kassidy Heart.
Stew-O: Minerva now heading back over to Kassidy before slamming her face onto the barricade, and as Kassidy drops to a knee, I think an idea has crossed Minerva’s mind. Minerva just looked over towards our table- AND NOW LOOK! MINERVA IS CLEARING OUR TABLE, SHE ABSOLUTELY HAS SOMETHING PLANNED HERE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT COULD BE! Whatever it is, it can’t be good for the Universal Women’s Champion!
Jake Mercer: Minerva climbs onto the table before dragging Kassidy up onto it with her, and I think we may be seeing an early end to this World Championship match! As incredible as Kassidy is, she isn’t invincible- AND MINERVA IS LIFTING HER UP FOR ATLAS FALLS!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN, THOUGH! SHE MANAGES TO SLIP DOWN ONTO HER FEET, RIGHT BEHIND MINERVA! KASSIDY SHOVES MINERVA AWAY, BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO STEP OVER ONTO THE BARRICADE, BARELY KEEPING HER BALANCE AS KASSIDY CAUGHT HER BY SURPRISE THERE! It looks like Kassidy was able to avoid being put through our table, and now Minerva turns over to Kassidy before-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART JUST JUMPED OVER ONTO THE BARRICADE, GRABBING ONTO MINERVA BEFORE PUTTING HER THROUGH OUR TABLE WITH THE BRIGHTON FLY!!!! THE BRIGHTON FLY CONNECTS, AND BOTH WOMEN JUST WENT THROUGH OUR TABLE AS THE REFEREE CONTINUES TO COUNT! WE ALREADY KNOW JUST HOW ATHLETIC KASSIDY CAN BE, BUT THAT WAS SOME VERY QUICK THINKING ON HER PART!
Stew-O: Minerva is down and out, meanwhile Kassidy is barely moving despite being the one who delivered the move! Going through our table clearly took a lot out of both women, but what an amazing move by the Champion!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is using the barricade to begin pulling herself back to her feet, and as soon as she’s back up, the first thing she does is drag Minerva back up before sending her back into the ring! Kassidy had a very aggressive start to this match and at first it seemed like she intended to dominate this one in very surprising fashion, but that blood coming from her nose says it all. Already Minerva has pushed Kassidy, and it looks like it isn’t over yet!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right! Somehow, MINERVA IS PUSHING HERSELF BACK UP! MINERVA WAS JUST PUT THROUGH OUR TABLE WITH THE BRIGHTON FLY, AND THAT WASN’T ENOUGH TO KEEP HER DOWN!
Stew-O: YEAH, BUT KASSIDY ISN’T ABOUT TO LET MINERVA BREATHE FOR LONG! SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING AS MINERVA MAKES IT TO A KNEE, AND BEFORE MINERVA COULD EVEN REACT, KASSIDY SENDS HER BLOOD-COVERED HEAD RIGHT INTO THE MAT WITH NORVINA LIGHTS!!! THE SPIKED HURRICANRANA CONNECTS, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER AS MINERVA MIGHT NOT BE GETTING BACK UP THIS TIME!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: MINERVA IS OUT!!! MINERVA KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THIS MATCH CONTINUES DESPITE THOSE TWO MAJOR MOVES BACK TO BACK, AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW RESILIENT MINERVA IS! Minerva has gone through some insane events throughout her career but none of that has stopped her from making it to where she is now. However, Kassidy Heart is still in control of this match, and if there’s anything she’s good at, it’s completely brutalizing her opponents regardless of how much of a fight they’re willing to put up. This might not be good for Minerva!
Stew-O: YOU’RE RIGHT! KASSIDY GRABS MINERVA BY THE LEG BEFORE DELIVERING A FEW HARD STOMPS TO IT, AND NOW SHE TRANSITIONS INTO XOXO KASS!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! JUST AS KASS TURNED HER BACK TO MINERVA, MINERVA MANAGED TO KICK KASSIDY AWAY, SENDING HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! KASSIDY STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AND MINERVA DROPS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!! KASSIDY WAS JUST HIT WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER BUT MINERVA DOESN’T STOP THERE! KASSIDY STUMBLES BACK TO HER FEET, AND MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SPINEBUSTER IN A ROW! MINERVA NOW HOOKING THE LEGS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FIND HER WAY BACK INTO THIS ONE!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND KASSIDY HEART MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT MINERVA DOESN’T EVEN HESITATE, TRANSITIONING INTO THE OWL OF MINERVA!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE OWL OF MINERVA IS LOCKED IN, AND KASSIDY HEART IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE! USUALLY KASSIDY IS THE ELITIST UTILIZING A LARGE ARSENAL OF SUBMISSIONS, BUT THIS IS ONE OF MINERVA’S MAIN SUBMISSIONS AND THAT MEANS TROUBLE FOR THE DOUBLE CHAMPION! KASSIDY HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN FOR TAPPING OUT, BUT JUST LOOK AT EVERYTHING MINERVA HAS DONE THROUGHOUT HER CAREER! SHE’S A GUARANTEED FUTURE HALL OF FAMER, AND IF THIS CONTINUES, SHE MAY JUST FORCE EVEN KASSIDY HEART TO TAP OUT!
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART IS STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW, AND MINERVA KNOWS THAT THIS IS HER CHANCE TO BECOME UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IN HISTORIC FASHION! THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT MATCH SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT MAY JUST END WITH KASSIDY BEING FORCED TO SUBMIT! THE OWL OF MINERVA IS NOT AN EASY SUBMISSION TO BREAK OUT OF! IT’S NOT THE KIND OF SUBMISSION YOU CAN EASILY ESCAPE FROM, AND THIS MAY JUST COST EVEN AN EXPERT IN SUBMISSIONS LIKE KASSIDY HEART! CAN KASSIDY ESCAPE FROM THE HOLD!?
Jake Mercer: WE’VE TALKED ABOUT MINERVA, BUT LET’S NOT FORGET, KASSIDY HAS GONE THROUGH SO MUCH TO GET HERE! WINNING THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH, DEFEATING THE WOMAN WHO ATTACKED HER, AND DEFENDING THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS SEASON! KASSIDY HEART IS ALREADY A HALL OF FAMER AND A MULTIPLE TIME WORLD CHAMPION, BUT THIS REIGN IS HER THIRD WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN AND IT HAS ABSOLUTELY DELIVERED! WE ALL KNOW SHE DOESN’T WANT THAT REIGN TO END HERE, ESPECIALLY KNOWING THAT SHE’S A DOUBLE CHAMPION AND THAT’S A HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENT THAT NOT EVERYONE CAN REACH! SHE DOESN’T WANT THAT TO END NOW, BUT WILL SHE HAVE A CHOICE!?
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY IS FIGHTING RIGHT NOW, IS SHE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF THIS!?
Stew-O: KASSIDY ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, WITH MINERVA STILL HOLDING ONTO THE SUBMISSION! KASSIDY ROLLS OVER AGAIN- AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD SOMETHING REALLY SMART IN MIND, AS SHE ROLLS ONE MORE TIME AND FINALLY GETS HER LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! KASSIDY ROLLED OVER TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND THANKS TO THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO GET THE ROPE BREAK AND SAVE HERSELF FROM THE HOLD! WHAT A SMART MOVE FROM THE CHAMPION AS MINERVA IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA RELEASES THE HOLD- BUT SHE HOLDS ONTO ONE OF KASSIDY’S ARMS AND PULLS HER INTO A FRONT FACELOCK! MINERVA TRANSITIONING TO A SUPLEX POSITION AND LIFTING HER UP-
Flannery McCoy: BUT KASSIDY ONCE AGAIN SLIPS OUT OF HER GRASP, AND THIS TIME IT’S HER THAT HOLDS ONTO MINERVA’S ARM! KASSIDY NOW TRANSITIONING INTO THE SHINING, AND THERE IT IS! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN, AND MINERVA HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS KASSIDY WAS ABLE TO PULL HER TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! NEVER DOUBT KASSIDY’S TECHNICAL ABILITY, AS SHE CAN ALWAYS PULL OFF MOVES LIKE THIS!
Stew-O: THIS TIME IT’S MINERVA THAT’S STRUGGLING IN THIS SUBMISSION, AND THIS HOLD WON’T BE EASY TO ESCAPE EITHER! MINERVA CAN’T JUST ROLL TOWARDS THE ROPES LIKE KASSIDY DID, SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER WAY OUT OF THE SHINING, OR ELSE THIS ICONIC CUP WIN MAY HAVE RESULTED IN A FAILED CASH IN! THAT’S THE LAST THING MINERVA COULD POSSIBLY WANT RIGHT NOW, BUT I’M NOT SURE IF SHE HAS A CHOICE NOW! THIS WAS EXTREMELY SMART BY KASSIDY, AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT THESE WOMEN ARE CAPABLE OF!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP TO A KNEE! SHE’S STILL STRUGGLING, BUT SHE’S DOING HER BEST TO GET BACK UP AND AVOID PASSING OUT- WHICH IS A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY IN A SUBMISSION LIKE THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE!
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA IS SLOWLY DROPPING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT, AND I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE OVER! IF MINERVA CAN’T DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, SHE’LL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO EITHER TAP OUT OR GO TO SLEEP, AND EITHER WAY SHE WILL NOT BECOME THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! IS THIS HOW IT’S GOING TO END!? WILL KASSIDY RETAIN THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP LIKE THIS!?
Stew-O: NO! MINERVA QUICKLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET, AND NOW SHE LIFTS KASSIDY UP BEFORE PLANTING HER ONTO THE MAT! MINERVA NOW PULLING KASSIDY INTO HER GRASP AS SHE SLIPS BEHIND THE CHAMPION, BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH TWILIGHT!!!!! TWILIGHT CONNECTS AND KASSIDY LOOKS LIKE SHE MAY HAVE LANDED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! MINERVA NOW GETTING ON TOP OF KASSIDY AND HOOKING THE LEG, IS THAT ALL FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN OF KASSIDY HEART!?
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRRE-
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY KICKS OUT- WHAT THE HELL!?
Flannery McCoy: SHE KICKED OUT, AND IN THE PROCESS SHE GRABBED MINERVA AND PULLED HER INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!!!!
Stew-O: WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM!?!? KASSIDY KICKED OUT, AND BECAUSE MINERVA WAS ON TOP OF HER SHE WAS ABLE TO REACH FORWARD AND PULL HER BACKWARDS INTO THE SLEEPER HOLD!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, BUT MINERVA ISN’T ABOUT TO LET KASSIDY CATCH HER WITH A SECOND SUBMISSION! SHE ROLLS OVER KASSIDY’S SHOULDERS FOR A PINFALL-
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT A SECOND! THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO COUNT, BUT MINERVA HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND! MINERVA RETURNS TO HER FEET WHILE HOLDING ONTO KASSIDY, AND SHE USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO POWER KASSIDY INTO POSITION FOR…
Stew-O: THE PRINCESS KILLER!!!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT A SECOND, NO! MINERVA WAS ABOUT TO DELIVER A SECOND MAJOR MOVE IN A ROW WITH AN AMAZING COUNTER, BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO PULL HERSELF OVER MINERVA’S SHOULDER, SLIPPING BEHIND HER! KASSIDY SHOVES MINERVA INTO THE CORNER, AND-
Flannery McCoy: RAPTURE!!!! KASSIDY CONNECTS WITH RAPTURE AS SOON AS MINERVA CRASHED INTO THE CORNER, POTENTIALLY TAKING THE ICONIC CUP HOLDER’S HEAD OFF!!!! KASSIDY QUICKLY PULLS MINERVA OUT OF THE CORNER, BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER TO RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO!!! THIS TIME IT’S MINERVA THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO JUST WON’T STAY DOWN!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Minerva slowly rolls out to the apron, meanwhile Kassidy Heart is slowly grabbing onto the ropes to pull herself back up. Kassidy may have delivered the last move, but not too long ago she was hit with Twilight, and I’m sure she’s still feeling the effects of that. Their ability to even fight while suffering this kind of pain just goes to show the kind of Elitists they are. Kassidy now heading out to the apron, and Minerva could be in trouble!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy slowly dragging Minerva back up to her feet- AND MINERVA DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT, CAUSING KASSIDY TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS! MINERVA NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH- PUNCH TO THE RIBS BY KASSIDY! KASSIDY JUST CONNECTED WITH A PUNCH TO THE RIBS AND MINERVA NEARLY LOST HER FOOTING AND FELL OFF THE APRON BECAUSE OF IT! KASSIDY NOW SCOOPING MINERVA UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS FOR A FIREMAN’S CARRY-
Stew-O: BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF KASSIDY’S GRASP BEFORE LANDING BACK IN THE RING! MINERVA NOW GRABBING KASSIDY BEFORE RUNNING TO THE EDGE OF THE RING, SLAMMING KASSIDY’S FACE INTO THE POST!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy barely hangs onto the top rope to stop herself from falling off the apron, and now Minerva begins making her way up to the top rope before climbing down to the side of the post adjacent to Kassidy! Minerva now grabbing Kassidy, and she’s slowly starting to drag Kassidy up, and I think Minerva has something big planned! Is she… IS MINERVA TRYING TO GET KASSIDY UP FOR A SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!?
Flannery McCoy: I THINK SO- BUT KASSIDY DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN! KASSIDY DELIVERS A SHOT TO THE RIBS BEFORE PULLING HERSELF OUT TO THE APRON, AND- OH MY GOD!
Stew-O: KASSIDY SHOVED MINERVA OFF, SENDING HER CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! MINERVA JUST FLEW OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND HIT THE BARRICADE HARD, AND WITH A HIT LIKE THAT, SHE MIGHT JUST BE UNCONSCIOUS!!!! MINERVA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND KASSIDY HEART MIGHT JUST HAVE THIS MATCH IN HER HANDS!!! DID MINERVA HIT THE BACK OF HER HEAD ON THE BARRICADE THERE? That alone may have killed Minerva’s chances of becoming the new Universal Women’s Champion! Just look at the condition she’s in!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart walks over to Minerva, and I think she knows just as well as the rest of us that this match may just be over!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy drags Minerva up by the head, and Minerva just looks lifeless! Kassidy doesn’t send her immediately into the ring though, after all she knows Minerva and must not want to take any chances by letting her get back into this. Instead, SHE SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE BY THE TIMEKE-
Stew-O: NO! IT LOOKS LIKE KASSIDY’S BELIEF MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT AT HER EXPENSE, AS MINERVA HAS SOME LIFE IN HER AND WAS ABLE TO TURN IT AROUND, SENDING KASSIDY INTO THE BARRICADE INSTEAD! KASSIDY DROPS TO A KNEE MOMENTARILY BEFORE GETTING BACK UP-
(*CRASH*!)
Jake Mercer: MINERVA JUST RAN INTO KASSIDY HEART BEFORE SPEARING HER THROUGH THE BARRICADE! USUALLY IT’S KASSIDY DOING THE SPEARS, BUT TONIGHT IT’S MINERVA AS SHE JUST PUT THE HALL OF FAMER THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE, AND THESE ARE THE LENGTHS THAT THESE TWO ARE WILLING TO GO TO IN ORDER TO LEAVE ROAD TO REDEMPTION WITH THAT TITLE! FIRST KASSIDY PUT MINERVA THROUGH OUR TABLE, NOW MINERVA PUTS KASSIDY THROUGH THE BARRICADE! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN!
Stew-O: Minerva is slowly beginning to stir, and I think she understands that she needs to beat the count if she wants to become Champion! Sometimes the pain doesn’t matter, not whej the stakes are so high! Minerva slowly grabs onto the barricade in order to pull herself back to her feet, and now she grabs Kassidy before heading back to the ring, sending Kassidy rolling back in! Is Minerva about to win this one!?
Jake Mercer: Minerva slides back into the ring after sending Kassidy back in, and-
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE MINERVA COULD EVEN ATTEMPT TO GO FOR THE COVER, KASSIDY IS ABLE TO ROLL JUST OUT OF HER GRASP! MINERVA WASN’T ABLE TO GET BACK UP IMMEDIATELY, AND THANKS TO THIS, KASSIDY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER JUST ENOUGH TO AVOID GETTING PINNED BY MINERVA! BOTH KASSIDY AND MINERVA HAD TO HAVE LOST A LOT OF STRENGTH AFTER GOING THROUGH THAT BARRICADE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE REGARDLESS AS MINERVA WAS UNABLE TO EVEN ATTEMPT A COVER! At this point, there’s no telling who’ll win this match!
Stew-O: Minerva slowly pulls Kassidy back up to her feet, AND MINERVA DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT! KASSIDY DROPS TO A KNEE, AND NOW MINERVA BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY PUMMEL AWAY AT KASSIDY, THROWING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AT THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AS THE CHAMP IS PUSHED TO ALL FOURS! MINERVA CONTINUES TO THROW PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND SHE-
Jake Mercer: WAIT, NO! KASSIDY CHARGES FORWARD, RAMMING MINERVA BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! MINERVA WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD, AND THIS GIVES KASSIDY AN OPENING AS SHE DELIVERS A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, DROPPING MINERVA TO A KNEE AS KASSIDY GRABS MINERVA BY THE HEAD AND SENDS HER KNEE RIGHT INTO MINERVA’S FACE!
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA FALLS BACKWARDS AND KASSIDY TRIES TO LIFT HER UP- BUT MINERVA SLIPS BEHIND KASSIDY BEFORE SHOVING KASSIDY INTO THE CORNER! MINERVA NOW RUNNING IN, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! MINERVA NOW LIFTING KASSIDY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK IT’S CLEAR SHE’S GOT YET ANOTHER MAJOR MOVE PLANNED RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S REGAINED CONTROL!
Stew-O: Minerva quickly climbs up to meet Kassidy up there, AND SHE BEGINS TO LIFT KASSIDY FOR A SUPER- WAIT A SECOND… IT MIGHT NOT BE A SUPERPLEX! I THINK MINERVA MAY BE LOOKING FOR AN AVALANCHE VERSION ATLAS FALLS!!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT DOESN’T WORK OUT, THOUGH! KASSIDY MANAGED TO DELIVER A KNEE TO THE TOP OF MINERVA’S HEAD, LANDING ON HER FEET WHILE HOLDING MINERVA’S LEGS! KASSIDY IS PULLING MINERVA INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND SHE PLANTS MINERVA ONTO THE MAT WITH IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY DOESN’T STOP THERE, EITHER! MINERVA ROLLED TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT KASSIDY RUSHES OVER TO THAT CORNER AND HEADS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! MINERVA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW THERE IT IS! MAXX SOLARIS II!!!!!!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS!!!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER TO PUT AWAY THE ICONIC CUP HOLDER!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA IS STILL IN THIS ONE! KASSIDY CONNECTED WITH MAXX SOLARIS II, AND YET THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO PUT HER DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT! KASSIDY SLOWLY ROLLS OFF OF MINERVA, AND SHE’S STILL IN PAIN AFTER WHAT HAPPENED MOMENTS AGO! Kassidy may have needed that match to end right there, but she did not get what she wanted! These two are throwing everything they can at each other, and it’s resulting in an incredible match!
Stew-O: Kassidy slowly begins to push herself back to her feet, and once again the Champion is in control. Things have clearly changed overtime, though. Kassidy and Minerva are both pushing each other, and it’s clear that this is not going to be easy for either woman to win! Minerva just won’t go down, and that’s a problem if you’re Kassidy Heart. Minerva just won’t stay down, she wants the Universal Women’s Championship too badly! She made it through a second Iconic Cup tournament for this, but will she make the most of that victory tonight!?
Jake Mercer: I don’t think Kassidy has run out of ideas just yet though, so the answer might just be more! Kassidy is dragging Minerva back up, AND SHE LOOKS TO APPLY THE NECRO MAULER!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN, THOUGH! SHE IMMEDIATELY BACKPEDALS AND SENDS KASSIDY BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BEFORE SLIPPING THROUGH THE ROPES AND HEADING OUT ONTO THE APRON!!!!! MINERVA IS BARELY EVEN ABLE TO STAND, BUT WITH THAT ONE COUNTER SHE MAY HAVE JUST SAVED THIS MATCH FOR HERSELF! MINERVA NOW WITH A FOREARM TO KASSIDY, AS KASSIDY STUMBLES-
Stew-O: BEFORE RESPONDING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!!! MINERVA DROPS DOWN ON THE APRON, AND DESPITE MINERVA’S EFFORTS TO FIGHT BACK, KASSIDY IS NOT LETTING HER GET BACK INTO THIS THAT EASILY! Kassidy slowly reaches over the top rope and drags Minerva back up before lifting her by the waist, AND LOOK AT THE STRENGTH ON OUR CHAMPION! KASSIDY LIFTS MINERVA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA LANDED ON HER FEET!!! MINERVA LANDS ON HER FEET, AND AS SOON AS KASSIDY PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP SHE’S MET WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: YEAH, AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE! THE DEVIL’S TOUCH CONNECTS, AND AS KASSIDY STUMBLES SHE FALLS RIGHT INTO MINERVA’S GRASP! MINERVA SETS HER UP, AND THERE’S A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!!!!!! A CLOCKWORK ORANGE CONNECTS ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, SLAMMING THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT AS MINERVA NOW FOLDS KASSIDY OVER FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND KASSIDY SURVIVES!!!!! KASSIDY KICKS OUT OF A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS NOT OVER JUST YET!!!! IF MINERVA WANTS TO WIN THAT UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP SHE’LL SOMEHOW NEED TO THROW EVEN MORE AT THE CHAMPION, AS KASSIDY HEART IS UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THE MOST RESILIENT ELITISTS IN EAW!!!!
Jake Mercer: Some say that Kassidy’s skeleton is actually made of steel, and thanks to this it’s over ten times more difficult to keep her down than any other person on the roster! Minerva wants that Championship though, and to her credit, she’s been throwing everything she possibly could at Kassidy and she’s gotten extremely close to getting a three count! Minerva drags Kassidy closer to the center of the ring, and- WOAH WOAH WOAH! LOOK WHAT MINERVA’S GOING FOR!
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA IS LOOKING FOR THE CROSSFACE, THE SAME SUBMISSION SHE USES TO FINISH OFF THE SIREN’S LONELY SONG V2!!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO! KASSIDY DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN, THOUGH! SHE PUSHES HERSELF ON TOP OF MINERVA, QUICKLY GOING FOR A PIN!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: MINERVA KICKS OUT-
Flannery McCoy: BUT AS SOON AS BOTH WOMEN GET BACK UP, KASSIDY DRAGS HER TO THE MAT WITH THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!!! THIS IS GAWD’S GIFT!!!!!! USUALLY SHE SETS THIS UP FROM THE TOP ROPE, BUT THIS TIME SHE CAUGHT MINERVA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH IT, NOT WASTING EVEN A SECOND TO TRANSITION INTO THE DEVASTATING SUBMISSION MOVE!!!!!
Stew-O: IS THIS IT FOR MINERVA!? KASSIDY HAS ONE OF HER PRIMARY SUBMISSIONS LOCKED IN, AND NOW THERE IT IS! SHE BEGINS BITING MINERVA’S FINGERS, LOOKING TO MAKE THE PAIN SO MUCH WORSE! KASSIDY IS PLANNING TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE AND NOW, AND AFTER EVERYTHING MINERVA’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH, SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS! SHE’S ALREADY LOST A LOT OF BLOOD AND TAKEN SOME EXTREMELY BAD SHOTS TO THE HEAD! WE KNOW HOW RUTHLESS KASSIDY IS, SHE’LL KEEP ATTACKING THE ARM UNTIL MINERVA’S FORCED TO TAP, AND MINERVA CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA IS TRYING TO REACH OUT TO THE ROPES, BUT SHE CAN’T MAKE IT THERE! THESE TWO ONCE AGAIN ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND IT’S NOT EXACTLY EASY DRAGGING YOURSELF TO THE ROPES WHILE YOU’RE STUCK IN AN ARMBAR! MINERVA HAS TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION HERE AND NOW, OTHERWISE HER DREAMS OF BECOMING A THREE TIME WORLD CHAMPION ARE ABOUT TO GO UP IN SMOKE! I DON’T THINK MINERVA HAS A CHOICE HER BUT TO TAP OUT! SHE’S TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF GAWD’S GIFT, BUT THERE’S NO ESCAPING THIS!
Stew-O: MINERVA HAS HER FREE HAND CLOSED UP IN A FIST, TRYING HER HARDEST TO AVOID TAPPING! SHE SLOWLY BEGINS TURNING OVER TO TRY AND RETURN TO HER FEET, BUT KASSIDY IS STILL BITING HER WHILE HOLDING ONTO THE SUBMISSION! THIS WON’T BE AS EASY AS FINDING A COUNTER TO A REGULAR ARMBAR! KASSIDY MIGHT JUST RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP IF-
Jake Mercer: WAIT, NO! MINERVA THROWS A FEW PUNCHES TO KASSIDY’S JAW, FORCING KASSIDY TO STOP BITING HER HAND!!! KASSIDY STILL HAS THE SUBMISSION APPLIED, BUT I THINK MINERVA WAS JUST GIVEN THE OPENING SHE NEEDED AS SHE QUICKLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET!
Flannery McCoy: MINERVA BEGINS TO ONCE AGAIN DEADLIFT KASSIDY OFF OF THE MAT, ONLY THIS TIME SHE RUSHES TO THE CORNER BEFORE SLAMMING KASSIDY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, UTILIZING A BIT OF A BUCKLE BOMB AS THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD SEEMED TO HAVE HIT THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! KASSIDY STUMBLES INTO MINERVA’S GRASP, AND MINERVA LIFTS HER UP BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH THE PRINCESS KILLER!!!! THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS, AND BOTH WOMEN JUST COLLAPSE ON THE MAT AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES!!!
Stew-O: Minerva can’t capitalize after connecting with The Princess Killer, but that was exactly what she needed in order to turn the tides of this match!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart throughout this match has been showing exactly why she’s the Universal Women’s Champion. Even after taking so much damage she’s found ways to give Minerva so much trouble, to the point where Minerva can’t even get up after her own move! Neither woman wants to lose this match, but still, only one of them can leave Road to Redemption with that Championship! Only one woman can win and end 2023 as the Universal Women’s Champion!
Flannery McCoy: Minerva is finally starting to move, but so much time has passed that Kassidy is beginning to stir as well! Both women are beginning to push themselves back to their feet- BUT AS THEY BOTH MAKE IT BACK TO THEIR KNEES, KASSIDY HITS MINERVA WITH A RIGHT HAND! KASSIDY THROWING WHATEVER SHE HAS LEFT AT MINERVA, AND MINERVA RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM! BOTH WOMEN ONLY SEEM TO HAVE THESE STRIKES LEFT IN THEM, AS KASSIDY HITS MINERVA WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN, WHICH IS NEARLY ENOUGH TO DROP MINERVA BACK TO THE MAT! MINERVA IS ABLE TO RESPOND WITH AN UPPERCUT THOUGH!
Stew-O: MINERVA USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY PUSH HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET- BUT BEFORE SHE COULD GRAB KASSIDY, THE CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! KASSIDY WITH A SECOND PUNCH NOW, FOLLOWED BY AN UPPERCUT! KASSIDY NOW WITH A-
Jake Mercer: NO! KASSIDY SWUNG AT MINERVA BUT MINERVA WAS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE GOING FOR THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!
Flannery McCoy: IT DOESN’T CONNECT, THOUGH! KASSIDY JUST DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE- OH NO!
Stew-O: KASSIDY JUST KICKED MINERVA IN THE FACE USING HER OWN MOVE!!!! KASSIDY WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH ON MINERVA, AND NOW SHE QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES AS MINERVA CRUMBLES TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS, DRIVING MINERVA’S ALREADY BLOODY HEAD ONTO THE MAT!!! KASSIDY HEART IS DOWN, AS IS MINERVA, BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO PULL HER ARM OVER THE CHALLENGER, NOT LETTING THIS OPPORTUNITY GO TO WASTE!!!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: MINERVA GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ALL KASSIDY HAD THE STRENGTH TO DO WAS GET AN ARM OVER MINERVA, AND THANKS TO THIS MINERVA WAS ABLE TO GET THE ROPES AND KEEP THIS MATCH ALIVE!!!!!! MINERVA HAS TAKEN THE FIGHT TO KASSIDY THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, AND THANKS TO ALL THE DAMAGE SHE’S DONE, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON! KASSIDY HAS NOT WON JUST YET!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy slowly pulls herself up to her knees, and I think most people in her position would either be devastated or questioning the referee right now. Kassidy though, she hasn’t taken her eyes off of her opponent, and I think she might just be planning to make Minerva wish she just took the three count! Kassidy is slowly pushing herself back to her feet, and honestly, despite all her hard work, this could end up being a really bad night for Minerva!
Stew-O: Kassidy begins to drag Minerva up by her hair, AND SHE JUST DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! SHE DOESN’T STOP AT JUST ONE, EITHER! KASSIDY WITH KNEE AFTER KNEE, AND MINERVA CAN’T EVEN STAND ON HER OWN RIGHT NOW! MINERVA DROPS TO THE MAT, AND NOW KASSIDY GETS ON TOP OF HER BEFORE BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY DRIVE ELBOWS INTO THE BACK OF HER CHALLENGER’S HEAD! IS KASSIDY JUST GOING TO BEAT WHATEVER’S LEFT OUT OF MINERVA!? I DOUBT MINERVA CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, AND- WAIT A SECOND!
Jake Mercer: THERE WAS MORE TO IT! KASSIDY BACKPEDALS AND GRABS MINERVA BY THE WAIST, LIFTING HER INTO A WHEELBARROW BEFORE GOING FOR 33-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT! MINERVA TRANSITIONS INTO A VICTORY ROLL PIN!!!!! MINERVA WITH THE PIN ON THE CHAMPION!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Stew-O: KASSIDY KICKS OUT AND BOTH ELITISTS ROLL BACK TO THEIR FEET-
Jake Mercer: AND THEY CHARGE RIGHT AT EACH OTHER, TAKING EACH OTHER OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!! WHAT A COLLISION BY BOTH WOMEN, WHO KEEP FIGHTING EVEN AFTER TAKING SO MANY MAJOR MOVES THROUGHOUT THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: I think by now these two have used almost everything in their arsenals, and nothing has kept them down! Minerva is slowly crawling to the ropes, grabbing them to help herself get back up, meanwhile Kassidy is beginning to push herself back to her feet. This has been a fantastic match, but by this point I’m sure both women know they can’t possibly have much left! We’re going to have a winner, but will the Universal Women’s Championship change hands, or is Kassidy Heart going to leave Road to Redemption with two Championships!?
Stew-O: Both women slowly approach each other, AND MINERVA SWINGS AT KASSIDY FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT WITH HOW LITTLE ENERGY MINERVA HAS LEFT IN HER, SHE COULDN’T PUT EVERYTHING INTO IT! KASSIDY JUST DROPS TO A KNEE, AND MINERVA JUST BEGINS THROWING SHOTS TO THE CHAMPION’S BACK, TRYING TO TAKE HER DOWN! KASSIDY DELIVERS A PUNCH TO THE RIBS THOUGH, AND KASSIDY FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH A FOREARM AS MINERVA BEGINS TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS!
Jake Mercer: I’m not even sure if Minerva knows where she is! Kassidy isn’t looking much better, BUT SHE’S STILL ABLE TO- WAIT NO! KASSIDY SWUNG AT MINERVA, BUT MINERVA DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING KASSIDY BY THE ARM, PULLING HER INTO A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE, AND THIS TIME SHE WAS ABLE TO DROP KASSIDY!!! MINERVA DOESN’T STOP THERE, EITHER! SHE DRAGS KASSIDY BACK UP BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING, AND SHE RUSHES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION BEFORE GOING FOR A-
Flannery McCoy: BOOT TO THE FACE BY KASSIDY!!!! MINERVA TRIED TO TAP INTO WHATEVER ENERGY SHE COULD FIND, BUT EVEN AT THIS STAGE IN THIS MATCH ALL THESE TWO NEED IS AN OPENING AND EVERYTHING CAN CHANGE! Kassidy stumbles out of the corner, AND SHE QUICKLY GRABS MINERVA BEFORE SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! KASSIDY FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, AND I THINK SHE’S NOW SETTING UP FOR CHANEL N°5 TO PUT MINERVA AWAY!!!
Stew-O: NO! MINERVA MANAGES TO FREE AN ARM BEFORE REPEATEDLY DRIVING HER ELBOW INTO KASSIDY’S FACE!!!! MINERVA WITH ELBOW AFTER ELBOW AFTER ELBOW, NOT LETTING UP UNTIL FINALLY KASSIDY LETS GO OF HER! MINERVA NOW TURNING AROUND, CONNECTING WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY DROPS TO A KNEE, BUT SHE PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP AND KICKS MINERVA IN THE MIDSECTION! KASSIDY NOW LOOKING TO STRIKE- BUT MINERVA CATCHES HER ARM AND DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT! MINERVA NOW KICKING KASSIDY’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER, BEFORE DROPPING KASSIDY WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! MINERVA WITH A HUGE KICK TO THE HEAD, AND KASSIDY LOOKS OUT OF IT! SHE’S SOMEHOW PUSHING HERSELF BACK UP, BUT I DON’T THINK SHE EVEN KNOWS WHERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW! Either way, Minerva is in control here and that’s bad news for the Champion!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is on all fours, trying to push herself back to a knee after that nasty roundhouse kick to the head, AND MINERVA BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES!!! WAIT, IS SHE GOING FOR-
Stew-O: GO TO GAWD BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY JUST TORE MINERVA IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!!! I THINK MINERVA MAY HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN SETTING UP FOR A STOMP OF HER OWN, TRYING TO HIT KASSIDY WITH HER OWN PAINFULLY EVER AFTER AFTER ALL OF THE DISRESPECT KASSIDY HAS SHOWN HER OVER THESE LAST FEW WEEKS, BUT KASSIDY DIDN’T LET IT HAPPEN!!! INSTEAD, SHE JUST SPEARED MINERVA OUT OF HER BOOTS, AND IN THE PROCESS SHE MAY HAVE JUST KILLED MINERVA’S CHANCES OF WALKING AWAY FROM THIS AS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Neither of these two women could possibly have had a whole lot left to begin with, but I have no doubts now that Kassidy’s spear just took everything out of Minerva. Minerva looks lifeless, and as tough as Minerva’s proven to be over the years, I think this may just be too much! I don’t think she can even move after that spear!
Stew-O: Kassidy has the advantage right now, and just look at the look on her face! She wants to put Minerva down right here and now! I think she has an idea too, as she just pulled Minerva into a front facelock before slowly climbing up onto the middle turnbuckle! Kassidy now slowly heading up top from there, and while I couldn’t tell you what exactly she’s going for, I can say for sure that it can’t be good!
Jake Mercer: WAIT A SECOND! KASSIDY ISN’T JUST GOING FOR ANYTHING!!!! KASSIDY LIFTED MINERVA UP OVER HER SHOULDER, AND THIS IS ONE OF THE TWO MOST DEADLY MOVES IN KASSIDY’S ARSENAL!!!! WE THOUGHT THAT THESE TWO HAD USED EVERYTHING THEY HAD, BUT THIS IS KASSIDY HEART WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! KASSIDY HAS SUCH A WIDE VARIETY OF MOVES, AND AFTER EVERYTHING THESE TWO HAVE DONE TO EACH OTHER, IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S COME TO THIS! SHE’S HOLDING MINERVA BY HER HEAD, AND IF THERE’S ANY WAY TO KEEP AN ELITIST LIKE MINERVA DOWN, IT’S WITH THIS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIX FEET UNDER!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND, NO!!!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! KASSIDY FLIPPED MINERVA OVER FOR SIX FEET UNDER, BUT IN THE PROCESS MINERVA WAS ABLE TO WRAP HER ARM AROUND KASSIDY’S NECK AND LAND ON THE MIDDLE ROPE!! MINERVA NOW QUICKLY HEADING UP TOP, AND I THINK SHE’S SETTING KASSIDY UP FOR SOMETHING!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA LIFTS KASSIDY OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE JUMPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE MAT WITH AN AVALANCHE ATLAS FALLS!!!! ATLAS FALLS CONNECTS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, AND KASSIDY HEART MAY JUST BE DONE FOR!
Flannery McCoy: YEAH, BUT LOOK AT THE RESILIENCE OF MINERVA!!!! EVEN AFTER THAT FALL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S NOT WILLING TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!! SHE ROLLS BACK TO HER FEET WHILE HOLDING ONTO KASSIDY, AND WHAT’S SHE- OH MY GOD!!!!!
Stew-O: THE STIR OF ECHOES!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MINERVA JUST APPLIED THE IRON CLAW, THE SAME IRON CLAW THAT TOOK OUT YHWACH O’HARA AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! THE SAME IRON CLAW THAT DEFEATED REX MCALLISTER AT BLOODSPORT!!!!!! THIS IRON CLAW IS THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE MINERVA HAS TO OFFER, AS SHE DIGS HER HAND RIGHT INTO KASSIDY’S FACE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE STIR OF ECHOES IS APPLIED, AND MINERVA WASTES NO TIME TRANSITIONING INTO THE STO!!!!! KASSIDY WAS JUST DROPPED RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH THAT IRON CLAW STO, IMMEDIATELY AFTER BEING HIT WITH ATLAS FALLS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! MINERVA STAYS ON TOP OF KASSIDY, AND THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. AAAAANNNDDDDDD THE NEEEWWWWWWWWWW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…… MMMIIIIIIIIIIINNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Minerva slowly rolls off of Kassidy Heart, and while ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ hits, it’s barely heard thanks to the sound of the thousands of fans in attendance cheering for the new Universal Women’s Champion. Minerva slowly sits up, unable to even return to her feet just yet after the match she had, but as she sees the referee hand her the World Championship, a smile appears on her face, which by now is almost completely covered in blood.)
Stew-O: MINERVA DID IT! MINERVA IS A THREE TIME WORLD CHAMPION, AND SHE DID IT BY DEFEATING KASSIDY HEART! She could’ve used the Iconic Cup at any moment! She could’ve used it right after Kassidy had already wrestled! She could’ve faced a hurt Kassidy Heart, but instead she wanted to face her at her best and in the end it paid off!
Jake Mercer: It hurts to see a Voltage Elitist take our Universal Women’s Championship from us, but that was an incredible match. I may need to check my sources, though. I was told Kassidy was winning this match. 🤔
Flannery McCoy: If there’s anything we can say for sure, Minerva had to earn this victory. She threw everything she had at Kassidy, just like Kassidy threw everything at her. It says a lot when Minerva connected with an avalanche version of Atlas Falls, and didn’t even finish Kassidy off with that!
Stew-O: These two went to war, and in the end Minerva walks out of it as a two-time Universal Women’s Champion, a three time World Champion, and one of the very few Elitists to defeat Kassidy Heart one on one. CONGRATULATIONS, MINERVA!
(Slowly, Minerva begins pushing herself back to her feet. She can barely stand after the match she just had, but she stares at the Universal Women’s Championship in her hands, the same title she last held three years ago. She raises the Championship as the fans continue to cheer as loud as they can, and from there Road to Redemption fades out.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER…. IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
( The crowd cheers in anticipation for the upcoming match. The roof is almost blown off the Aztec Stadium to the beginning of “Clash of Gods” by Norihito Sumitomo. The cheers get rowdier as the reigning and defending EAW World Heavyweight Champion emerges onto the stage. He raises his championship over his head on the stage. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION! From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 190 pounds.. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. “THE EMPEROR”… BRONSON… DAAAANIELLSS!!
Stew-O: Years from now, if there is one comeback story that I would tell it is the story of Bronson Daniels. What we are seeing right now, we never thought that it would be possible. Daniels has been chasing the world championship for so many years, and after he could have succeeded with opportunity after opportunity, many in the EAW Universe thought that the crown was not meant to fit around the head of Bronson Daniels. Fast forward to now, Bronson Daniels has successfully made his climb to the top of the mountain with ironclad victories over Andre Walker, over Xander Payne, over SOSA Henderson, over Limmy Monaghan. Daniels has made what was deemed impossible for him possible, and he is now walking inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Not as the challenger, but this time around, as the defending and reigning champion.
( Bronson Daniels continues to stay on the stage before walking over next to a cloaked figure. He takes it off and reveals a six foot human figurine of former EAW World Heavyweight Champion, Limmy Monaghan. The Mexico City crowd goes crazy to the sight of the fan-favourite. )
Jake Mercer: IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS BACK FROM THE INJURY!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels’ choice of weapon seems to be a statue of Limmy Monaghan! Who knows what damage he can deal with a life-sized action figure, but he must have something up his sleeve. Regardless of that, it better be effective because Bronson Daniels is up against elitists that are just as hungry as him to walk out of the Aztec Stadium as the World Champion. SOSA Henderson wants revenge after House of Glass. Myles still wants to get his fair one-on-one with him. Jake Smith is hell-bent on sitting back on that throne. Jay Jerry Johnson and Hans Grayson are determined to make great strides after dominating their respective divisions. Daniels’ defending his championship tonight is not going to be an easy task.
( Bronson Daniels brings the Limmy Monaghan statue with him into his pod as “The Leaving Song Pt. II” by AFI reverberates throughout the Aztec Stadium to loud cheers from the sold-out attendance. Hans Grayson emerges onto the stage with a HOCKEY STICK with flame decal in his hands. With his eyes locked onto the hellacious structure, he makes his way down to the ring. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Vancouver, British Columbia, weighing in at 219 pounds… HE IS ‘FIRE HEART,” HAAAAAAANSSS GRAAAYSONNN!!
Flannery McCoy: What a spectacular year it has been for Hans Grayson. An exact year ago, Hans Grayson was a prospect in the 2022 Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royale, and he went from that to a memorable EAW New Breed Championship Reign and finding himself contending for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Grayson has taken advantage of every opportunity that has been given to him for the past year, and now it is time for him to go against the very best. It is time for him to see how far he can go, what lengths he can take, and how hard he wants to fight. This is undoubtedly the biggest opportunity that Hans Grayson has ever gotten
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson is looking to lay the lumber on his competition tonight with that hockey stick, showing the inner Vancouver Canuck inside of him. His weapon of choice is very simple, but they have known to be in the icy cold sport to shorten careers and even end them. And that is the mindset you got to have as you head into the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Everyone else is looking to take you out, by whatever means necessary, and Grayson is going to need to make sure no one outextremes him in his first ever time inside of it.
( Hans Grayson briefly exchanges friendly words with Bronson Daniels before he is let into his designated chamber while his theme song is soon replaced by “Sakayume” by King Gnu. It prompts a mixed reaction from the Mexico City crowd as Jay Jerry Johnson begins to make his way down to the ring with GOLDEN BOXING GLOVES WITH THUMBTACKS EMBEDDED INTO THEM. )
Stephie Love: From Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in at 206 pounds… HE IS “THE ARTIST,” JAY.. JERRRYYY…. JOHNNNNSONNN!!!
Jake Mercer: We got an action-figure collector, we got a hockey player, and now we got a damn boxer! Halloween couldn’t come any later!
Stew-O: This is another elitist who has also had a fantastic year before him, who dominated the scene with his EAW Interwire Championship reign, and now he enters the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the second time, and for the same EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Johnson is stepping into the chamber with more experience than the last. Not only has he learned from the mistakes he made from the last time, but his has gone through the ups and downs of a champion, winning and losing it, and going against the very best that Dynasty has to offer, and no doubt that this past year has prepared him for even a greater chance of survival here in the Aztec Stadium.
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson and Hans Grayson are the clear-cut underdogs heading into this match. They are the only two in this match to never hold EAW World Championship gold, so they are bound to be taken the least serious in this match. But, they earned their spot in this match. Hans Grayson is straight out of the gates of his impressive EAW New Breed Championship reign, while Jay Jerry Johnson is fresh off his EAW Interwire Championship reign. These two individuals have worked their asses off and this is their reward. It all comes down to if they want it more than the other four in the field. And it is going to be a tussle to see who wants that prize in this match.
( Johnson holds his weaponized boxing gloves to Hans Grayson’s and Bronson Daniels’ pods, almost giving them a warning before heading into his pod. “Faneto” by Chief Keef prompts an explosive reaction as SOSA Henderson begins to make his way out to the ring. It takes a while for him to come out as he is seen carrying a GIANT MALLET on his shoulder. The crowd wows to the sight of it as he smirks on his way down to the ring. )
Stephie Love: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 191 pounds.. HE IS “BULLETPROOF,” SOOOOSAAA… HENNNNNDERRSONNN!!
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson reaching into his own history and taking something out of the playbook on a fiend that he has much history with, Samael, especially inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He is heading into this match with undoubtedly the most blunt weapon to be introduced thus far, a Mallet that is capable of impaling anyone before it. Everyone else in this match has chosen weapons that can be used with agility, Henderson will be focusing on strength as one swift swing of Mallet is bound to lay anyone out for the three count.
Flannery McCoy: And I am sure that Henderson is going to use that mallet especially on the defending champion, on Bronson Daniels, because he surely hasn’t forgotten those two devastating elbows that lost him the match at House of Glass. Henderson is here tonight to rectify the mistakes he made at Glass Wallz, and do what he believes was destined for him back then, and that is leave tonight with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. However, if he thought the challenge of Daniels was tough enough in Japan. Multiply by that when you have other elitists who want him just as much as you.
( Henderson methodically paces throughout the chamber, smiling at everyone in their pods before settling down on his own. “Stop Breathing” by Playboi Carti prompts a mixed reaction as the first of the two elitists at the beginning of this match makes his way out to the stage. Jake Smith makes his presence known, carrying a black VINYL RECORD sleeve in his hand. He holds it up in his hand, but paces east to west the stage to hype up the crowd. )
Stephie Love: : From Atherton, California, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS “THE PROCESS,” JAAAKEEE SMIIIITH!!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith does not have much experience with the Extreme Elimination Chamber as you would think, but if you know this man operates, you could tell that Smith feels at home here. Jake Smith refers to himself as “The Process,” for a very good reason. He is vindictive, he is cold, he is calculative, he is manipulative, he has mastered the mental game since his debut here in Elite Answers Wrestling and the Extreme Elimination Chamber is going to be a perfect environment for him to show exactly what he is about.
Jake Mercer: I agree! There is a reason why we dub him as the “Cerebral Terrorist.” And he plans on taking everyone down… ONE STARMAKER AFTER ANOTHER!
Flannery McCoy: Interesting choice of words. Jake Smith, is surely adamant on becoming the EAW World Heavyweight Champion as he lost his EAW Answers World Championship to Adam Lucas in an incredible showdown. He wants to regain his status as the face of this company, and in one of his first opportunities this season to do so, he needs to take full advantage of it. His story is almost similar to the story of Bronson Daniels. Jake Smith chased the big one for so many years, only to come up short every time. And it was at this same event, last year, where he cashed in his Cash in the Vault briefcase to capture his first championship. Can he do the same tonight? We will have to see!
( Jake Smith paces around the outside of the ring, almost taunting them before entering the ring and beginning to pull the vinyl record out of its sleeve. The crowd gives the definition of a mixed reaction to the sighting of what the vinyl record is.
( The record is lined with serrated glass and laced with barbed wire, but that is not it. Smith holds it up next to his face, almost posing for a picture and smiles. He shows the song. )
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( Jake Smith maniacally laughs at what the song is on his vinyl record as “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi echoes throughout the Aztec Stadium. Myles emerges from the guerilla position to a divided Aztec Stadium as he stands stoically on the stage, holding up a boomerang wrapped with barbed wire. He marches down the ramp and into the chamber. )
Stephie Love: AND! From Melbourna, Australia, weighing in at 225 pounds.. HE IS “THE WARLORD,” MYYLESSSSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Over the past couple of years, Myles has developed some sort of superiority complex and he has every reason to do so. His list of accolades are endless and impressive, making him the most experienced elitist inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. And ever since his last EAW World Championship reign earlier in the year was done a grand injustice at the hands of Drake King and Methuselah, his hunger to regain that championship has been ever-growing and tonight, here at Road To Redemption, he is hungrier than ever.
Stew-O: He had an opportunity to regain that status, in a incredible showdown with Limmy Monaghan at Pain For Pride for the same champion he is vying for tonight, and it was in a failed effort. He got another opportunity many months ago against Bronson Daniels, on Dynasty, but KAI-ZEN threw a monkey wrench in his plans. Tonight, he is walking into this match one-hundred percent; mentally and physically. And he wants the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. And with that barbed-wire boomerang, he is going to get a piece of everybody.
( With all six individuals now inside the historic Extreme Elimination Chamber. Four men are contained in their respective chambers, which leaves Jake Smith and Myles, who are wielding their weapons in a readied stance, to kick off this championship scramble. The referee stands in between them before he signals for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Flannery McCoy: THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS UP FOR GRABS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… AND BOTH MEN HAVE THE SAME IDEA IN MIND HERE.. JAKE SMITH CHARGES IN LOOKING TO SLICE MYLES WITH THE WEAPONIZED VINYL RECORD MEANWHILE MYLES IS STORMING IN WITH THE BARBED-WIRE BOOMERANG!! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE A DOUBLE HOMICIDE IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: Myles seems to be the smarter individual in this match and kicked Jake Smith right in the midsection before someone’s head was going to be cut clean off their shoulders. Smith falls to one knee and MYLES IS ABOUT TO RAKE THE SHARP EDGES OF HIS BOOMERANG AGAINST THE BACK OF MY FELLOW JAKE!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH IS ABLE TO SMACK THE SIDE OF THE VINYL RECORD AGAINST THE SIDE OF MYLES’ FACE! Myles drops his boomerang, grabbing the side of his face as that must have dealt some significant damage. He drops down to both knees, leaving himself vulnerable to his opponent who NOW EMBEDS THE SERRATED EDGE RIGHT INTO THE FLESH OF MYLES!! AND WE ARE ALREADY GETTING EXTREME NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTES INTO THIS MATCH AS MYLES SCREAMS IN PAIN!! MYLES ELBOWS HIM AWAY AND SCURRIES AWAY AS BLOOD TRICKLES DOWN FROM THE LACERATION ACROSS HIS BACK!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith was staggered by that back elbow to the jaw, swaying side to side and back to forth AS AN INCENSED WARLORD BEGINS TO MAKE HIS NEXT MOVE!! AND MYLES TRIES TO STUFF HIM WITH A PUMP KICK! SMITH DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND HE SWINGS THE SERRATED VINYL RECORD TOWARDS HIS FACE! MYLES LUCKILY DUCKS UNDER IT AND STUNS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!
Stew-O: Myles runs off into the ropes and rebounds back towards Smith. SMITH WAVES THE RECORD RIGHT AT HIM AGAIN! MYLES DUCKS UNDER IT AND SLIDES PAST HIM.. AND SMITH IS TOO LOW AND GETS HIS HEY DELILAH RECORD KICKED AWAY FROM HIS HANDS! JAKE SMITH SLOWLY TILTS HIS HEAD, REALIZING WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED.. AS NOW MYLES KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING SMITH TO FALTER INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION IS CAVING HIS CHEST IN WITH AN ENSLAVE OF STOMPS! MYLES DEFINITELY NOT HOLDING BACK FROM THIS KICKS, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE MUST BE IRRITATED BY THE WOUND THAT JAKE SMITH LEFT ON HIS UPPER BACK! Myles puts an end to his vicious stomps, briefly brushes his heel against his jaw before bringing him up to a vertical base.
Stew-O: Myles lands another stomp to the gut before IRISH WHIPPING SMITH INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Smith turns it around and Myles gets sent instead! Myles fortunately slides safely towards the corner evading the impact into the turnbuckles! AND MYLES SHOOTS FOR A BICYCLE KICK! SMITH STEPS TO THE SIDE! AND BLASTS HIM IN THE UPPER BACK WITH A FOREARM SMASH! MYLES DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE TO A PERFECTLY PLACED HIT TO THE WOUNDED AREA.
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH RUNS THE ROPES–MYLES GRABS ONTO THE LININGS OF HIS TIGHTS, REELS HIM BACK INTO HIS CLUTCHES.. WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST!! AND DEPOSITING THE FORMER EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A HIGH-ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith with a rough landing onto this back of his head from that high-angle German Suplex. Myles is definitely not playing around as he shakes off the pain and is quick to kick Jake Smith right in the midsection once again! Smith wheezes, holding his stomach, and it definitely is not in the best condition after the stomps it has endured. Smith retreats, resting his body underneath the bottom rope while Myles seems to be looking for his Barbed Wire Boomerang!
Flannery McCoy: Myles almost salivates at the sight of his trusty boomerang and bends over to pick it u-
( Jake Smith smacks the boomerang away before he could retrieve it, sending it outside of the ring and into the chamber walls. Smith sports a smile on his face and keeps it even when he notices the anger on his opponent’s face. )
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith must have walked into this match with a whole strategy to piss off MYLES.. SMITH TRIES TO WEASEL HIS WAY OUT OF THE ROPES.. BUT MYLES SNATCHES HIM BY BOTH SIDES OF HIS NECK AND HE MIGHT BE ABOUT TO CHOKE HIM TO DEATH–
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH DRIVES HIM NECK FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!! THE CEREBRAL TERRORIST ATTACKS AGAIN AS HE MUST HAVE SUCKERED MYLES IN! Myles is now the person who is gasping for air. Smith steps through the ropes and he is on the prowl… I think we all know what he is going for here! MYLES TURNS AROUND!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH WENT FOR A STARMAKER! MYLES SHRUGGED HIM AWAY.. KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION!! PULLS HIM INTO THE PUMPHANDLE!! AND LOOKS TO LIFT HIM UP INTO THE DE FACTO!! BUT SMITH HOVERS OVER HIS SHOULDERS! AND HE SWINGS TO TARGET THE UPPER BACK!
Jake Mercer: MYLES LEARNED FROM LAST TIME AND CONNECTED FIRST WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! SMITH DROPS TO A KNEE.. AND MYLES SWINGS FOR A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH! BUT SMITH WAS FASTER AND CLOBBERED HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH OF HIS OWN!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH NAILS HIM WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW– NO! MYLES HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT, PUTS IT DOWN AND BEGINS TO LIGHT HIM UP WITH RAPID-FIRE JABS AND STRIKES TO THE JAW.. KICK TO THE CHEST.. FINISHED WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD–
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH STEPPED TO THE SIDE!! AND BLASTS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH A BICYCLE KICK! MYLES IS STILL ON HIS FEET AS HE POWERS THROUGH AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES INTO THE DIRECTION OF WHERE HE CAME FROM!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH LOOKS TO FULLY TAKE HIM OFF HIS FEET WITH A PICTURESQUE DROPKIC–
Stew-O: OH!! JAKE SMITH FELL RIGHT INTO A STANDING POWERBOMB FROM MYLES.. AND MYLES HOLDS ONTO HIM AND PLUCKS HIM OFF THE CANVAS.. LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF THE WARLORD.. AND HE SPINS OUT.. AND PLOPS HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! THAT IS VINTAGE MYLES AS HE HAS BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOO!!
T-
Jake Mercer: SMITH POWERS OUT AT TWO! The classic powerbomb combination executed by Myles, but unsurprisingly not enough to keep Jake Smith down yet for the three count. Smith stays down in a corner, not even thinking of moving while Myles steps out of the ring to retrieve his boomerang. He picks it back up and brings it back into the ring with him. He is about to scar Jake Smith for life! An eye for an eye!
TEN!!
NINE!!
EIGHT!!
SEVEN!!
SIX!!
FIVE!!
FOUR!!
THREE!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!
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Stew-O: THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BRONSON DANIELS IS IN THE MATCH!! AND HE NOW BRINGS THE LIMMY MONAGHAN STATUE OUT WITH HI-
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS EATS THE SERRATED BOOMERANG RIGHT TO THE NOZZLE!! MYLES IS NOT LOOKING TO PLAY ANY GAMES, AND THAT INCLUDES WHATEVER THE DEFENDING CHAMPION HAD IN MIND WITH THAT FAKE LIMMY MONAGHAN! WHAT A SMART MAN FOR NOT FALLING SHORT TO THE NUMBERS GAME!
Stew-O: No doubt, that before the count, Myles had his mind on mashing the face of Jake Smith with the boomerang, but he seems more interested in the man that he claims escaped him in their last match for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Bronson Daniels was about to introduce that Monaghan statue, but Myles immediately threw that boomerang and with incredible precision, it smacked the champion right across the face!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels continues to hold his face, kicking his legs as that must have hurt! The Monaghan statue remains unused inside of his chamber pod! Myles walks back towards Daniels and grabs him by his neck! AND HE THRUSTS HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER WITH A BIEL THROW.. AND MYLES IS SHOWING NO MERCY WHEN IT COMES TO THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Stew-O: Jake Smith is recalibrating underneath the bottom ropes meanwhile Myles is making quick work of the champion! Myles picks Bronson Daniels up by his neck yet again.. AND HE LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE CHAMBER WALL WITH MUCH MORE FORCE THAN BEFORE–
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS LATCHES ONTO THE CHAIN LINKS AND BEGINS TO ASCEND THE WALL! MYLES IS ON THE PURSUIT, RIGHT BENEATH HIM! BUT DANIELS IS ABLE TO CHIP HIS FINGERS AWAY WITH HIS HEEL!! MYLES LANDS ONTO THE FLOOR AND HAS TO TRY ANOTHER OPTION!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS BEGINS TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF HANS GRAYSON’S CHAMBER POD! AND MYLES RELENTLESSLY CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES TO MEET HIM THERE! BRONSON DANIELS WAVES AT HANS GRAYSON FROM ABOVE BEFORE HE PUSHES MYLES AWAY FROM HIM!! MYLES IS ABLE TO STAY LATCHED ONTO THE POD THIS TIME!! BUT DANIELS KICKS HIM IN THE FACE AND MYLES LOSES GRIP.. BUT MYLES LANDS SAFELY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS IS TOYING WITH MYLES’ EMOTIONS!! MYLES STAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND GIVES UP ON MEETING DANIELS UP.. AND DEMANDS HIM TO COME DOWN TO THE GROUND LEVEL!
Jake Mercer: AND BRONSON DANIELS SEEMINGLY AGREES.. Myles is kind enough to give him some space even though he just threw a boomerang right at his face, and Myles just smirks as he watches Daniels cautiously make his way down the pod, the turnbuckles, and into the ring.
Myles: (off-mic) What is taking you so long? I ain’t got all da-
( As Bronson Daniels’ feet touch the canvas, Myles feels a certain energy behind him. He notices that Jake Smith is on his feet, and knowing about these two’s histories, he has realized he has gotten himself into quite a sticky situation. )
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS! IS THIS THE LONG-AWAITED 420S?!?! I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS! SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE! THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING!
Myles: (off-mic) Of course. We know how this is going to go-
Flannery McCoy: AND NOTICING THAT HE IS DISADVANTAGED.. MYLES BUM RUSHES BRONSON DANIELS! BUT HE FALLS VICTIM TO THE NUMBERS GAME! AS THE DEFENDING CHAMPION AND JAKE SMITH HAVE THEIR OWN LITTLE TURNS AT PEPPERING MYLES!
Jake Mercer: THESE TWO SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THIS MATCH FOR DOUBLE TEAMING! Myles is just being passed back and forth, getting his jaw clocked with lefts and rights.. and MYLES GETS SANDWICHED WITH A SUPERKICK TO FACE FROM SMITH WHILE GETTING SIMULTANEOUSLY GETTING CLOBBERED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A THRUST KICK FROM THE CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Myles just got torn apart from Bronson Daniels and Jake Smith. It was bad timing, bad place for the challenger as he got caught in another reunion for the boys. Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels stare at each other, looking up and down Myles’ beaten and battered body.
Jake Mercer: PLAY THIS FAIR! OH NOW WHAT IS THIS? BRONSON DANIELS IS DAPPING UP JAKE SMI–
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH REELS HIM IN FOR THE STARMAKER!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS PUSHES HIM AWAY! SMITH TURNS AROUND.. DANIELS SHOOTS THE HALF.. HOOKS BOTH ARMS! AND HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE SAVAGE MODE!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH ESCAPES THE LIFTING BUTTERFLY GUTBUSTER ATTEMPT.. AND SMITH DROPS DOWN AND FLOORS HIM WITH A SCHOOL-BOY!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS IMMEDIATELY SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET.. MEANWHILE SMITH IS ON BOTH KNEES!! AND DANIELS QUICKLY LUNGES FORWARD TO HIT THE BIG ELBOW! MICKEY, I JUST KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!!
Jake Mercer: HAH! JAKE SMITH COUNTERED IT BY GRABBING THE INCOMING ELBOW AND TRANSITIONING THE FLUKE CHAMPION INTO THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE!! THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH ALMOST HAS HIS SUBMISSION HOLD CINCHED IN.. BUT BRONSON DANIELS TILTS HIM OVER AND FREES HIMSELF FROM THE CROSSFACE… AND HE ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET..
Stew-O: AND HE GETS EXPLODED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A HEAT-SEEKING SHOTGUN DROPKICK FROM MYLES!! BOTH JAKE SMITH AND BRONSON DANIELS GOT TOO SWALLOWED UP IN THE FRIENDLY COMPETITION, THAT MYLES IS NOW PICKING THEM OFF ONE BY ONE!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith quickly gets up to his feet and ducks Myles’ running knee strike! Smith looks for a jumping neckbreaker, Myles counters it into a backslide. He doesn’t fully engage the pinfall.. grabs onto both wrists! AND GOES FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE! BUT JAKE SMITH BLOCKS IT.. PICKS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND DRILLS HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE USHIGOROSHI BACKBREAKER!
Stew-O: Another move dealt to the wounded upper back region of Myles. He immediately rolls away from harm’s way, prompting Jake Smith to stand in the middle of the ring and pat himself on his back! BUT, NOT FOR LONG AS BRONSON DANIELS RUSHES INTO THE RING!! AND TAKES SMITH OFF HIS FEET WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH QUICKLY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET TO RESPOND.. AND DANIELS ALMOST LETS HIM SWING FOR A PUNCH.. HE SUCKERED HIM IN AND BLOCKED IT BY HOOKING HIS LEFT ARM.. AND THRASHES HIM IN THE CROWN OF HIS HEAD WITH A SCORPION KICK! SMITH FALLS ONTO HIS BEHIND…
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK.. AND LUNGES FORWARD INTO THE ARMS OF SMITH… HE HOLDS ONTO HIS ARMS.. ROLLING OFF THE GROUND AND USING THE MOMENTUM TO LIFT HIM UP OFF THE GROUND… AND DRIVING HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY WITH A FISHERMAN BUSTER!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith retreats and Bronson Daniels has shifted his attention onto Myles, who is on the outskirts of the chamber. Myles leaned up against the ropes, still recovering from the Ushigoroshi and could notice him creeping up behind him.
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels tries to grab onto his hair, but Myles quickly answers back with a rope-assisted enziguri to the face. Daniels falters, but remains on his feet, and Myles now reaches through the ropes to thrust him in the midsection. NO! BRONSON DANIELS JUMPS AND ROLLS OVER HIS BACK AND LANDS ONTO THE OUTER FLOOR..
Jake Mercer: MYLES TURNS AROUND IN CONFUSION.. BUT HE IS TOO SLOW AS HE TURNS AROUND TO BEING TRAPPED IN BETWEEN THE HEELS OF THE CHAMPION! AND BEING SENT FACE-FIRST INTO THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER WITH A HEADSCISSORS!
Stew-O: What an impressive use of the space by Bronson Daniels, but he isn’t finished yet! BRONSON DANIELS GRABS MYLES BY THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! AND DRIVES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINKS! AND HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME! AND A THIRD TIME!! AND A FOURTH TIME!!
Flannery McCoy: THE CHAMPION IS GETTING HIS PAYBACK ON THE CHALLENGER. AND HE NOW BURNS THE FACE OF MYLES INTO THE CHAIN LINKS!! HE IS FORCIBLY EMBEDDING HIM INTO THERE… AND MYLES IS JUST SCREAMING IN AGONY… BRONSON BRIEFLY LETS GO ONLY TO KICK HIS FACE INTO THE LINKS, ADDING MORE INSULT TO INJURY!
Stew-O: AND NOW BRONSON DANIELS.. HE HAS HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE IS PLANNING TO DEPOSIT MYLES ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR WITH A POWERBOMB OF SORTS!! AND HE NOW CARRIES HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MYLES ESCAPES OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!! MYLES WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT SENDS HIM A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!! AND MYLES NOW GOES FOR ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH!!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS GOES UNDERNEATH THE ARM AND GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST! AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! WHAT!?! WHAT KIND OF STRENGTH IS THIS! TEST THIS INDIVIDUAL’S URINE RIGHT NOW!! PULL HIM TO THE SIDE DOCTORS!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH TRIES TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD AND GRABS HIM FROM ACROSS THE ROPES!! BUT DANIELS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE DOME!! AND NOW JAKE SMITH AND MYLES ARE CONGLOMERATED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, STUNNED FROM THE OFFENSE OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!
Stew-O: WHAT IS BRONSON DANIELS THINKING HERE??!?! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE CHAIN LINKS.. AND BEGINS TO SPRINT ACROSS THE FLOOR.. AND HE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND CRUSHES JAKE SMITH AND MYLES BENEATH HIM WITH A BACK PLANCHA!! THE HEIGHT THAT HE ATTAINED WAS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! THAT IS THE REIGNING CHAMPION FOR YOU!!
( The clock begins to tick. )
TEN!!
NINE!!
EIGHT!!
SEVEN!!
SIX!!
FIVE!!
FOUR!!
THREE!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!
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Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON IS IN THE FOLD AND HE IS MAKING A B-LINE FOR BRONSON DANIELS WITH HIS HOCKEY STICK, WHO IS ON GUARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS TRIES TO GET HIS HANDS ON HIS FIRST! BUT GRAYSON DRIVES THE BUTT END OF THE STICK INTO HIS MIDSECTION!! AND THEN HE DRIVES IT AGAINST THE LOWER BACK OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Grayson momentarily neutralizes the champion and then turns his attention onto Myles! AND GRAYSON SMACKS THE STICK AGAINST THE JAW OF MYLES! AND HE TURNS AROUND!! AND STICKS THE BLADE INTO THE GUT OF SMITH!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson raises the hockey stick over his head, to where he is showered in cheers from the sold-out Mexico City crowd! Grayson then shifts his attention back onto Myles! He wields the hockey stick at both ends of the stick… AND HE LOOKS TO USE THE SHAFT OF THE HOCKEY STICK TO CHOKE MYLES INTO SUBMISSION!!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES, HOWEVER, REFUSES TO LET THAT HAPPEN AS HE BLOCKS THE HOCKEY STICK! MYLES IS PUTTING IT ALL IN THIS COUNTER, AS IT IS A POWER STRUGGLE! GRAYSON IS ALMOST ABOUT TO WIN IT! BUT MYLES POWERS THROUGH AND PUSHES GRAYSON AWAY FROM HIM!
Stew-O: GRAYSON SLIDES AWAY LEAVING THE HOCKEY STICK IN THE HANDS OF MYLES!! AND MYLES NOW LOOKS TO BREAK IT IN HALF WITH HIS KNEE!!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON LEAPS UP! AND DRIVES HIS KNEE TOWARDS HIS JAW!! MYLES DROPS THE STICK AND STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!!!! GRAYSON LOCKS ONTO MYLES, AND BRONSON TURNS AROUND!! GRAYSON WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT STUNS THE WORLD CHAMPION!!
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON SPRINTS TOWARDS MYLES IN THE CORNER! HOPS UP AND STICKS THE KNEE.. AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!! WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKING THE WORLD CHAMPION DOWN WITH A LARIAT VIA HIS OTHER ARM!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS GETS DOWNED BY THE LARIAT! BUT MYLES SHRUGGED GRAYSON OFF HIS SIDE AT THE LAST SECOND!! GRAYSON DOESN’T REALIZE THIS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! AND MYLES CREEPS IN FROM BEHIND AND PUTS GRAYSON INTO A SLEEPER HOLD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: MYLES LOOKING TO PUT THE FOLLOWER CHALLENGER TO SLEEP!! BUT GRAYSON SEES DANIELS’ ON ALL FOURS, USES HIS BODY TO STEP UP AND OVERWHELM MYLES WITH ALL HIS BODY WEIGHT!!
Jake Mercer: GRAYSON ROLLS OVER AND SPRINGS OUT OF THE SLEEPER HOLD!! BUT SMITH QUICKLY CATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND AND SPIKES HIM WITH A BACKSTABBER!! GRAYSON ROLLS AWAY AS SMITH NOW TURNS AROUND TO MYLES!
Stew-O: MYLES SWINGS FOR A PUNCH! SMITH GOES AROUND THE ARM AND HOOKS HIM INTO POSITION FOR THE PROPHETIC ROLLING CUTTER! MYLES DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A WHEELBARROW! HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE PINFALL AS HE NOW LOOKS TO TRANSITION HIM INTO THE INVERTED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! IT COULD BE WRAPS IF HE LOCKS IN THE KRAKEN’S GRASP!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH TWISTS HIS BODY! AND THRUSTS MYLES AWAY FROM HIM! BOTH MEN GET UP TO THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME! SMITH KICKS THE MIDSECTION! HOOKS THE ARM! AND MOTIONS FOR THE BROKEN WINGS SWINGING NECKBREAKER–
Stew-O: MYLES ESCAPES OUT OF THE BROKEN WINGS ATTEMPT!! TURNS SMITH AROUND! POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND SHATTERS HIS JAW ON THE WAY DOWN WITH THE KNEE STRIKE! VICTORIA CONNECTS!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH SNATCHES THE KNEE… USES IT TO TAKE OFF HIS FEET.. AND HE STEPS OVER WITH THE TOEHOLD AND ADMINISTERS THE FACELOCK! THE STF IS APPLIED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! MYLES IS IN DEEP TROUBLE HERE!!
Stew-O: MYLES IS ABLE TO LOOSEN THE STF AND LEAN HIS ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT ON TOP OF SMITH!! AND HE HAS HIM CRADLED WITH BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS FLATTENS BOTH CHALLENGERS WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! THERE IS A FLYING BRONSON HERE IN MEXICO CITY AS HE SITS UP–
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON DESCENDS FROM THE SECOND ROPE!! AND SMOOTHENS DANIELS ON THE WAY DOWN WITH THE FIRESAULT!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT CONNECTS AS HE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COULD HE ELIMINATE THE CHAMPION HERE!
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: AN UNFORTUNATE KICK OUT AT TWO! Bronson Daniels immediately rolls away and finds refuge in the corner. Grayson sprints from the opposite corner…. Daniels is just getting his footing! GRAYSON STEPS UP THE SECOND ROPE.. ROTATES IN MID-AIR!! AND DRILLS DANIELS WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! DANIELS STUMBLES RIGHT BACK INTO GRAYSON.. WHO CINCHES BOTH ARMS!! SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX AND IMMEDIATELY KIPS-UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: THE WORLD CHAMPION IS STAGGERED.. HANS GRAYSON HAS HIM IN A PERFECT POSITION HERE.. AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON HIS FIST.. AND HE STORMS OUT OF THE CORNER! AND LEAPS UP TO LAND THE FLAMING PUNCH ONTO THE CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS ROTATES AT THE SAME TIME! AND COUNTERS IT WITH IMPECCABLE PRECISION WITH THE CHROME HEARTS KICK!! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW KNOCKS HANS GRAYSON OUT COLD!! AS BRONSON DANIELS GETS UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH COMES FROM BEHIND AND TRIES TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! DANIELS REVERSES IT AND SMITH GOES TUMBLING INSTEAD! SMITH REFUSES TO STAY DOWN AND USES THE TOP ROPE TO REMAIN UP… BUT BAD DECISION AS BRONSON DANIELS KICKS OFF THE SECOND ROPE! HOVERS OVER INTO THE DIRECTION OF SMITH! AND DANIELS STAMPS HIM WITH THE BATMAN PUNCH!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH FALLS TO THE FLOOR.. AND BRONSON DANIELS SEES MYLES FROM THE CORNER OF HIS EYE AND STAGGERS HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW… AND MYLES REELS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING.. DANIELS HAS HIS BACK TURNED.. AS HE BEGINS TO BACK FLIP OVER!! WE KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING TO GO FOR HERE!
Stew-O: MYLES GETS STRUCK WITH THE CELESTIAL WHIRLWIND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THE DOUBLE BACKFLIP INTO THE PELE KICK CONNECTS AS DANIELS CRAWLS OVER AND GETS THE COVER!! COULD THIS BE IT FOR THE WARLORD!
ONEEEEE!
TWOOOOOO!!
T-
Jake Mercer: KICK-OUT!!
( The clock begins to tick. )
TEN!!
NINE!!
EIGHT!!
SEVEN!!
SIX!!
FIVE!!
FOUR!!
THREE!!
TWO!!!
ONE!!
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Stew-O: THE ARTIST, JAY JERRY JOHNSON HAS ENTERED THE MATCH.. AND WITH THE THUMBTACK GOLD BOXING GLOVES IN HIS HANDS.. HE GETS INTO A SOUTHPAW STANCE AND SEES JAKE SMITH RECOVERING IN THE CAGE WALL!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith is oblivious to what is behind him.. as he turns around… AND STARTS TO GET PIERCED BY THE RAPID-FIRE JABS FROM THE FORMER EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION! JOHNSON IS PEPPERED HIM.. AND YOU CAN START TO NOTICE THE THUMBTACKS START TO STICK INTO THE MIDSECTION OF THE CHALLENGER.. AND JOHNSON FINISHES HIM OFF WITH A SWIFT PUNCH TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! SMITH FALLS TO THE FLOOR, EXHAUSTED BY THE BEATING!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson has been taking some boxing lessons from the greats here as he cautiously steps into the ring. Bronson Daniels was stomping down Myles in the corner and realized the new threat in the match. Daniels holds a smirk on his face and shows no fear of what is in Johnson’s hands! Daniels has extensive MMA experience and this is where he is going to put it to good use!
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels and Jay Jerry Johnson both square in the middle of the ring! AND JOHNSON GOES FOR THE FIRST SWING! BUT DANIELS DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES FOR A LEFT! THE CHALLENGER STEPS TO THE SIDE AND THUMPS THE RIGHT RIBS OF THE CHAMPION! DANIELS STUMBLED, BUT INSISTS TO STAY IN THE FIGHT AND GOES FOR ANOTHER PUNCH!! DANIELS IS ABLE TO LAND THE PUNCH INTO THE GUT! BUT JOHNSON TAKES THE RISK AND POKES HIM IN THE SAME AREA AT THE SAME TIME!!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson is taken back a couple of steps from the punch, meanwhile Daniels was significantly hurt from the weaponized gloves! This is clearly an uneven playing field, but the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, of course, backs down from no challenge! JAY JERRY JOHNSON RUSHES IN AND LOOKS TO KNOCK OUT THE WORLD CHAMPION–
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS WITH A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE RIGHT ARM!! THIS KNOCKS THE BOXING GLOVE OFF HIS RIGHT HAND! AND HE AXE KICK HIS LEFT HAND TO DO THE SAME! AND JOHNSON IS VULNERABLE HERE!! AND DANIELS LANDS A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!! FOLLOWED BY A PUNCH TO THE JAW! TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAPMARE!! AND DRILLS THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!!
Jake Mercer: Bronson Daniels rolls up to his feet and waits in the corner. It is only him and Triple J who fills that ring… and BRONSON DANIELS STORMS OUT OF THE CORNER! AND TWISTS FOR THE CHROME HEARTS KICK! HE HIT THIS ON HANS! CAN HE HIT THIS ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!
Stew-O: TRIPLE J CLOCKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A TIGER DRIVER!! DROPPING HIM ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH THE PROJECT ZEPERION!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS POPS HIM INTO A SPIKING FRANKENSTEINER! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Jake Mercer: CLOSE CALL!! BRONSON DANIELS QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND BRINGS TRIPLE J UP WITH HIM!! AND HE KICKS THE MIDSECTION! AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! BRONSON DANIELS LOOKING FOR SAVAGE MODE HERE, BUT JOHNSON REFUSES TO LET HIM ENGAGE THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK HERE!
Flannery McCoy: AND JOHNSON REVERSES THE MOMENTUM, DROPS DOWN AND KICKS HIM IN THE RIGHT ARM!! THE ARM THAT HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR SWEEPING MANY OF HIS COMPETITION WITH THE BIG ELBOW… AND JOHNSON QUICKLY GETS UP.. JUMPS AND HOLDS ONTO HIS RIGHT ARM.. ROLLING THROUGH AND LOOKING TO LOCK HIM IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: JOHNSON LOOKING TO TARGET HIS MONEY ELBOW!! BUT BRONSON IS ABLE TO PUSH HIM OFF OF HIM!! AND BOTH MEN EMERGE TO THEIR FEET! AND BRONSON STRIKES FIRST WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW! JOHNSON REELS INTO THE CORNER! BRONSON CHARGES INTO HIM!
Stew-O: JOHNSON HOPS UP AND PULLS BRONSON DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEE!!
TWOO!!!!
Stew-O: BRONSON KICKS OUT OF THE SUNSET FLIP! BUT JOHNSON USED THE MOMENTUM OF THE KICK OUT TO TRANSITION RIGHT INTO THE ANKLE LOCK! WHAT A SEAMLESS TRANSITION INTO THE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT THE ANKLE LOCK, QUICKLY ROLLS THROUGH AND REVERSES IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK OF HIS OWN! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS IN TROUBLE–
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON REINTRODUCES HIMSELF WITH A HANDSPRING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHAMPION’S FACE! BRONSON DANIELS LETS GO OF THE ANKLE LOCK AND REELS OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON HAS HIS BACK TURNED TO JOHNSON! BAD IDEA AS JOHNSON STUFFS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE.. AND HE PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROPS HIM WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX.. AND TRIPLE J IS NOT DONE YET! AS HE RUSHES OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: TRIPLE J GOES FOR A GRAND FINALE KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW! BUT GRAYSON DUCKED UNDER IT AND ROLLED JOHNSON WITH BOTH LEGS!! AND HE STEPS IN AND SITS INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER SUBMISSION HOLD!!
Jake Mercer: JAY JERRY JOHNSON ROLLS THROUGH AND SNATCHES GRAYSON’S HEAD! AND COUNTERS THE SHARPSHOOTER INTO THE INSIDE CRADLE!!
ONE!!!!
TWOOO!!!
Stew-O: HANS POWERS OUT! BUT JOHNSON MANAGES TO TRANSITION THE INSIDE CRADLE RIGHT INTO THE JERRY SPECIAL ‘99, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE PERUVIAN NECKTIE! AND HANS GRAYSON IS FULLY ENGAGED AS THIS COULD SPELL THE END FOR THE FORMER NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON IS ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF HIS HOCKEY STICK!! AND USES THE BUTT END! AND STICKS IT RIGHT INTO THE LOWER BACK OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON TO LIBERATE HIMSELF FROM THE JERRY SPECIAL ‘99!!
( After freeing himself of Jay Jerry Johnson’s signature submission hold. Hans Grayson pulls out a Hockey Puck out of his pocket. )
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is seated in the corner, with his legs spread apart… AND HANS GRAYSON IS NOW MOVING THIS HOCKEY PUCK WITH THE STICK!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON SHOOTS THE PUCK RIGHT TOWARDS JAY JERRY JOHNSON!! THIS MIGHT IMPALE HIM!
Stew-O: JAY JERRY JOHNSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DEFLECTS THE PUCK OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery Mouch: AND THE DEFLECTED PUCK IS SENT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF JAKE SMITH!! OUCH!! THAT HURTS!
Stew-O: GRAYSON THROWS THE STICK AWAY!! AND JOHNSON, WHO IS FAVORING HIS LOWER BACK, TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF A SOARING HANS GRAYSON! GRAYSON SHOOTS FOR THE FLAMING PUNCH!! BUT JOHNSON HAD IT SCOUTED AND STUNNED HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!
Jake Mercer: JAY JERRY JOHNSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SHOOT KICK!! AND IT CONNECTS! BUT HANS GRAYSON USED THE IMPACT OF THE KICK TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES! TO HIT A VISCOUS FOREARM SMASH!
Stew-O: AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS.. AND NOW HANS GRAYSON GOES FOR A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! BUT JOHNSON STEPS UP OFF OF HIM… LANDS ON HIS FEET!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON IS SOMEHOW STILL ON HIS FEET.. AS JAY JERRY JOHNSON NOW SWINGS FOR A HIGH HOOK KICK! BUT GRAYSON DUCKS UNDER IT!
Stew-O: AND HANS GRAYSON LANDS THE FLAMING PUNCH! THE FLAMING PUNCH CONNECTS! JOHNSON CRUMBLES FACE-FIRST INTO THE GROUND AS GRAYSON ISN’T DONE YET!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE! AND DOUBLES DOWN WITH THE FIRESAULT!!
Flannery McCoy: JAY JERRY JOHNSON INTERCEPTS THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT WITH THE ROCKET KICK IN MID AIR! AND JOHNSON IS UNABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE GOT SECOND WIND!! WHAT A COUNTER!
Jake Mercer: BOTH INDIVIDUALS HAVE KNOCKED EACH OTHER OUT AS WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO LET OUT THE LAST PERSON IN THEIR POD! I WONDER WHO IT IS?!?
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TEN!!
NINE!!
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SEVEN!!
SIX!!
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FOUR!!
THREE!!
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Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON WALKS OUT OF HIS CHAMBER POD.. WITH THE MALLET OF SAMAEL’S.. AND HE IS ABOUT TO WREAK HAVOC WITH THAT..
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH HAS JUST STARTED TO GET HIS WITS BACK AFTER THE PUCK TO THE GROIN.. AND HENDERSON DRIVES THE HEAD OF THE MALLET INTO THE MIDSECTION OF SMITH! SMITH GETS SENT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: AND SOSA HENDERSON GOES TO ANOTHER SIDE OF THE CHAMBER.. AND TARGETS MYLES.. AND HE THRUSTS THE WARLORD INTO THE CHAIN LINKS, BURYING IT INTO HIS FLESH!! AND MYLES DROPS DOWN.. HENDERSON CLEANING HOUSE HERE!
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson smirks with the damage that he dealt to Jake Smith and Myles. He now drags the mallet and makes his way towards Bronson Daniels, who is recollecting himself right in front of his pod! It seems like Daniels has been slowly crawling towards the Limmy Monaghan statue, but Henderson weighs his foot down onto his left hand to stop him from doing that!
Stew-O: HENDERSON WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH! AND BRONSON DANIELS COUGHS OUT BLOOD.. AND YOU CAN TELL BY THE SINISTER LOOK ON HIS FACE.. HENDERSON HAS BEEN WAITING TO GET HIS HANDS ON HIM INSIDE THAT CHAMBER EVER SINCE BRONSON BEAT HIM FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson puts his foot on top of the champion’s neck.. WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE! HE RAISES THE MALLET IN THE AIR AND LOOKS TO DROP IT DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF DANIELS! HAHA! HE IS GOING TO IMPALE HIM! DO IT!! DO IT!!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON DANIELS EVADES DEATH AND PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE RIBS!! HENDERSON STUMBLES BACK!! AND DANIELS KICKS THE MALLET AWAY FROM HIS HANDS!! AND HE STARTS TO WILD OUT ON HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! A LOT OF HISTORY BETWEEN THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS!
Jake Mercer: HENDERSON IS STARTING TO GET OVERWHELMED BY THE CHAMPION’S STRIKES!! BUT THAT IS ONLY UNTIL HENDERSON PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! DANIELS GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: HENDERSON SLINGSHOTS INTO THE RING!! AND PLANTS HIM WITH A FLATLINER! The momentum allows him to roll up to his feet as he now backs up into the corner. The world champion is at the opposite ends..
Flannery McCoy: AND HENDERSON COMES RUSHING IN FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER! AND BLASTS HIM WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT.. SITS HIM DOWN IN FRONT OF THE CORNER WITH A SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN… HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.. DROPS DOWN! AND SPIKES HIM IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH A MISSILE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson is not even going for any pinfalls or submissions here, he wants to toy with Bronson Daniels! Henderson squeezes the jaw of the champion, smiling and brushing his face to the floor. Henderson knows that Daniels is easy pickings at this point. He is the freshest competitor in this match and barely any damage has been done. Daniels has been put through a lot already, and who knows what the former EAW World Champion is about to put him through!
Stew-O: Henderson begins to brush his face with the sole of his boot… Everytime he does it, Bronson Daniels begins to get more infuriated by the second. Henderson scrubs his face away again, but Daniels is unfazed by it. He does it again, and Daniels pops his head up and stares right into him with flames in his eyes! Henderson is shocked, but he IMMEDIATELY STIFFS DANIELS IN THE FACE WITH HIS BOOT!! BUT DANIELS ABSORBS IT AND STEPS UP RIGHT UP TO HENDERSON!
Jake Mercer: AND BRONSON DANIELS IS PEPPERING THE CHALLENGER WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! DANIELS ON AN ADRENALINE RUSH AS HENDERSON CAN’T EVEN FIND A MOMENT TO DEFEND HIMSELF!! AND DANIELS NOW PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE! HENDERSON FALLS TO THE GROUND AND GETS BACK UP! DANIELS PUNCHES HIM DOWN AGAIN! AND A THIRD TIME!! AND A FOURTH TIME!
Stew-O: AND BRONSON DANIELS NOW KICKS BACK OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! AND LUNGES FORWARD TO STRIKE WITH THE BATMAN PUNCH TO SOSA HENDERSON!
Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON SNATCHES THE ARM BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT AND DRAWS HIM DOWN INTO THE CROSS-FACE!! THE CROSSFACE SUBMISSION HOLD IS CINCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS KICKS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TRIES TO VAULT AWAY FROM THE CROSS-FACE! BUT HENDERSON TIGHTENS THE SUBMISSION AND KEEPS IT IN!! DANIELS MIGHT LOSE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT HERE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DANIELS ROLLS BACKWARDS YET AGAIN, RELEASING HIMSELF AND SPRINGING UP TO HIS FEET!! AND DANIELS LOOKS TO FLATTEN HIM DOWN WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON BLOCKED THE FLYING BRONSONS WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES! AND NOW HENDERSON GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE IS WAITING RIGHT BEHIND HIM.. DANIELS HOLDS HIS RIBS AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! HAHA!
STOLE YO BITCH!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS HOLDS ONTO SOSA HENDERSON AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! HENDERSON IS DANGLING OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE.. AND DANIELS LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.. AND SPIKES THE CHALLENGER DOWN WITH A ROPE-HUNG POISON RANA!!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS MIGHT HAVE JUST BROKEN HIS NECK WITH THAT POISON RANA FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON IS IN POSITION!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS IS SURPRISED THAT HE PULLED THAT OFF!! AS HE PEELS DOWN HIS ELBOW PAD IN THE CORNER.. WE ALL KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!! DANIELS IS ABOUT TO MAKE QUICK WORK OF SOSA HENDERSON!!
Jake Mercer: CAN WE REPEAT HISTORY AS BRONSON DANIELS IS ON THE CUSP OF TAKING OUT HENDERSON FROM THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! DANIELS CHARGES IN AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE BIG ELBOW–
Stew-O: HENDERSON TURNS AROUND AND MEETS HIM IN THE MIDDLE WITH A LOW ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!! HENDERSON CAUGHT HIM AT THE LAST SECOND! DANIELS IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! AND HENDERSON SCRAMBLES UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HUSTLES UP THE TURNBUCKLES!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS IS IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION HERE.. AS HENDERSON SOARS INTO THE SKIES!! AND DIVES DOWN ONTO THE CHAMPION WITH THE PAID IN FULL!!! THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! THE REIGN IS OVER!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY.. HENDERSON LANDS ON HIS FEET AND ROLLS INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING–
Stew-O: BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!! EXACTLY WHEN HENDERSON ROLLED UP ONTO HIS FEET, HANS PERFECTLY TIMED THE FRONT FLIP TO PIERCE RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH THE BURNING SHOT LARIAT!
Flannery McCoy: TURN AROUND! JAKE SMITH SLINGSHOTS WITH THE THIRD ROPE.. RIGHT INTO THE UPPER BODY OF HANS.. AND HANS GETS SPIKED ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!! HELL ABOVE CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: AND JAKE SMITH GETS UP TO HIS FEET–MYLES OBLITERATES HIM FROM BEHIND WITH THE DRACO METEOR!! THE DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! EVERYONE IS STARTING TO FILE INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: JAY JERRY JOHNSON SNEAKS IN FROM BEHIND.. TRAVELS UP A BODY IN A TILT-A-WHIRL MOTION… AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE SOMERSAULT REVERSE DDT! PHILOSOPHY IN A TEACUP CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: JAY JERRY JOHNSON GETS UP TO A VERTICAL BASE.. AND BRONSON DANIELS DRILLS HIM WITH THE GOD BREAKER!! THE LEAPING DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER THAT SENDS HIM FLYING!! WHAT A SEQUENCE OF MOVES FROM ALL ELITISTS IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: A STANDING OVATION FROM THE MEXICO CITY FOR ALL PARTICIPANTS INSIDE THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! EVERYONE IS IN, AND FIVE MUST GO!! DANIELS IS ABLE TO CATCH THE END OF THAT EXCHANGE HERE AS HE IS STRATEGIZING ON HIS NEXT MOVE!
Jake Mercer: The defending champion sees Jake Smith and Myles using each other to get up to their feet in the middle of the ring. Bronson Daniels turns his back and starts to make the backflips!! AND HE LOOKS TO DO A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL WITH THE CELESTIAL WHIRLWINDDD!!!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH AND MYLES BOTH STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE WHILE IN MID-AIR!!! BRONSON DANIELS JUST ATE TWO SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICKS TO THE JAW! JAKE SMITH AND MYLES STARE INTO EACH OTHER, REALIZING THEY JUST WORKED WITH EACH OTHER–
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND SENDS BOTH JAKE SMITH AND MYLES OUT OF THE RING WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!! IF BRONSON WASN’T THE ONE WHO WASN’T GOING TO HIT THE TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL, IT CERTAINLY WAS HANS GRAYSON! Myles and Smith reels to the same side of the chamber, meanwhile Hans Grayson is focused on SOSA HENDERSON! HE IS GOING TO FINISH THINGS AFTER HITTING THE BURNING SHOT LARIAT!
Stew-O: AND HANS GRAYSON LAYS OUT SOSA HENDERSON WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW! AND HE NOW HOVERS OVER THE ROPES AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP!! GRAYSON IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HANS IS GOING FOR THE GRAYSON SPLASH! THE 450 ONTO SOSA HENDERSON–
Jake Mercer: HENDERSON PULLS DOWN ON THE THIRD ROPE TO THE SIDE AND GRAYSON GOES CRASH LANDING ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THE CHAMBER SIDELINES!! HENDERSON ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE FORMER EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION.. AS NOW HENDERSON IS THE ONE CLIMBING TO THE TOP FACING HANS ON THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: AND HENDERSON IS GOING TO CAVE IN THE CHEST OF GRAYSON WITH THE PAID IN FULL STOMP ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! OH NO!!
Jake Mercer: HENDERSON IS GOING TO PUT A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH HIM!! PAID!! INN!! FULL!!!
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON KIPS UP TO HIS FEET… SPRINGS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… SHOCKS HENDERSON AND PICKS HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS… AND BACKFLIPS OFF THE TOP!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR WITH THE MOONSAULT FRONT SLAM!! THE FIREFLY CONNECTS ON GRAYSON AS HE THROWS HIS SHOULDER OVER THE LIFELESS BODY OF SOSA HENDERSON!!
ONEEE!!!
TWOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Hans Grayson is too exhausted to produce a response as he simply turns over and lays down. Meanwhile, Jake Smith and Myles have awakened and are exchanging lefts and rights on the other side of the chamber! Smith! Myles! Smith! Myles! Smith! Myles! Smith! Myles! Myles! Myles! Myles! AND NOW MYLES SLAMS HIM FACE INTO THE CHAMBER POD! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! AND HE PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES WITH A KNEE TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! NO!! JAKE SMITH DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AND MYLES GOES TUMBLING BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! JAKE SMITH CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WHAT IS HE GOING FOR HERE?!?
Jake Mercer: YOU DON’T KNOW?!!? JAKE SMITH IS GOING FOR THE CANADIAN DESTROYER ONCE AGAIN!! AND HE HOPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! AND DESCENDS ONTO MYLE–
Stew-O: MYLES GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND CINCHES IN A SLEEPER HOLD!! JAKE SMITH IS IN TROUBLE HERE!! THESE ARE THE TWO MEN WHO HAVE STARTED THIS MATCH! UNDOUBTEDLY THE MOST ABUSED AND EXHAUSTED IN THIS MATCH, BUT THEY ARE STILL GOING!! AND JAKE SMITH IS WAVING AROUND, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO GRAB ONTO, BUT THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK TO ESCAPE OUT OF THIS SLEEPER HOLD!
Jake Mercer: AND JAKE SMITH IS ABLE TO NUDGE HIS ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION, WEAKENING THE SLEEPER HOLD!! AND SMITH IS NOW TRYING TO MANEUVER SIDEWAYS OUT OF THE SLEEPER HOLD, AND IT IS STARTING TO WORK!! JAKE SMITH DIRECTS EVEN MORE BLOWS INTO THE MIDSECTION TO GET HIM OUT OF THE SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH LETS GO OF THE SLEEPER!! BUT MYLES GRABS ONTO HIS EAR AND AGGRESSIVELY PULLS ON IT! HE REFUSES TO LET GO OF SMIT–
Flannery McCoy: JAY JERRY JOHNSON HOVERS OVER THE TOP ROPE, GETS HIS FOOTING ON THE SECOND ROPE AND FLIPS OFF OF IT!! …AND HE HITS THE PRETTY VISITOR ON BOTH JAKE SMITH AND MYLES AT THE SAME TIME!!
Stew-O: A DOUBLE SLINGSHOT FRONT FLIP CUTTER TO BOTH INDIVIDUALS AS JAY JERRY JOHNSON PINS BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME!
ONEEE!!
TWOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: BOTH JAKE SMITH AND MYLES POP THEIR SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS AT THE SAME TIME.. AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON NOW DECIDES ON WHAT TO DO NEXT.. AND HE DECIDES TO GRAB BOTH OF THEM AND PUT THEM IN A DOUBLE ARM TRIANGLE!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON GETTING CREATIVE AND PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS!!
Stew-O: AND IMAGINE HOW IMPRESSIVE IT WOULD BE FOR JAY JERRY JOHNSON TO SCORE A DOUBLE ELIMINATION.. IF HE WERE TO MAKE BOTH MEN SUBMIT OR PASS OUT ALL IN ONE FELL SWOOP!! THE STOCK OF TRIPLE J WOULD SKYROCKET.. AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS WORKING! NOT MUCH RESISTANCE FROM BOTH MYLES AND JAKE SMITH!
Flannery McCoy: NOT ANYMORE AS JAKE SMITH AND MYLES USE THEIR COLLECTIVE STRENGTHS TO PLUCK JAY JERRY JOHNSON OFF THE GROUND!! JOHNSON TRIES TO SLOW THEM DOWN AND STRENGTHENING THE ARM TRIANGLE, BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL! JOHNSON IS IN A DOUBLE POWERBOMB POSITION!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH AND MYLES CARRY HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND DEPOSIT HIM ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A DOUBLE POWERBOMB! AND BOTH SMITH AND MYLES COLLAPSE TO THE CANVAS AT THE SAME TIME!! JOHNSON TOOK A HUGE RISK, AND HE KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES, AND THE CONSEQUENCES WERE THAT! GETTING SLAMMED WITH NO MERCY ONTO THE CHAMBER OUTSKIRTS!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson peppers Henderson with a myriad of punches before sending him over the top rope and back into the ring. Grayson has both hands on the ropes and looks to land a SECOND BURNING SHOT LARIAT ONTO THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION… IF HE HITS THIS, THEN SURELY THAT IS IT FOR SOSA!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON FLIPS INTO THE RING.. STICKS THE LANDING AND GOES FOR A SECOND LARIAT!!
Stew-O: STOLE YO BITCH!! WHAT A COUNTER!! GRAYSON FELL RIGHT INTO THE CUTTER AND SOSA HENDERSON HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT!??! HANS GRAYSON GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! SOSA HENDERSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HENDERSON IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! GRAYSON WAS JUST BARELY ABLE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP.. AND NOW HENDERSON ANGRILY KICKS HIM IN THE FACE BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… LOOKING TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION MARK AND ELIMINATE HANS GRAYSON FOR GO–
Stew-O: HENDERSON LATCHES ONTO THE TOP OF THE POD AND PULLS HIMSELF UP THERE… HANS GRAYSON HAS YET TO MOVE.. HENDERSON IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE SURE HANS GRAYSON DOESN’T GET UP FROM THIS!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA HENDERSON STANDS ON THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER!! AND HE MAKES THE LEAP OF FAITH!!
Jake Mercer: SOOOOOSSAAAAAA BOMBBBBB OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER ONTO HANS GRAYSON!!!!!
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! SOSA HENDERSON CRASHES AND BURNS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HENDERSON TOOK THE RISK AND PAID THE PRICE FOR IT!
Jake Mercer: MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OF!! NO!!! BRONSON DANIELS BEHEADS HENDERSON WITH THE BIG ELBOW AS HE GETS THE LEG HOOKED!
ONEEEEE!
TWOOOOO!!
THREEEEEE!!
Stephie Love: SOSA HENDERSON has been eliminated!
Flannery McCoy: Would you think that when SOSA Henderson decided to add more height to his SOSA Bomb, that gave Hans Grayson more than enough time to recover and to roll out of the way? Without a shadow of a doubt, if it had connected, it would have surely eliminated him, but he took too much time and the risk did not pay off! Bronson Daniels was waiting in the shadows to strike and it was perfect timing! Daniels and Hans sit in opposite corners of the ring, staring at each other before they pull each other up by the ropes and stand face-to-face in the middle of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson might be a little cheesed that Bronson Daniels stole that elimination from him, but he understands just as much as everyone else that this is every man for himself… and Daniels wanted the satisfaction of shutting SOSA Henderson up for good… and GRAYSON WITH A PUNCH! DANIELS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! GRAYSON! DANIELS! GRAYSON! DANIELS! GRAYSON! GRAYSON! GRAYSON! GRAYSON IS STARTING TO OVERWHELM THE CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: THE CHALLENGER IRISH WHIPS DANIELS TO THE ROPES! BRONSON DANIELS REBOUNDS AND RUNS PAST HIM! HANS IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF HIM AND GOES PAST HIM AS WELL, REBOUNDING THE ROPES AND LUNGES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION!!! BUT DANIELS DUCKS UNDER HIM AND SPRINGS BACK TOWARDS THE CHALLENGER!!
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON FLIPS BRONSON DANIELS OVER WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!! BUT DANIELS LANDED ON HIS FEET!! BOTH ELITISTS LANDED ON THEIR FEET AS THEY HOLD ONTO EACH OTHER AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN SHOCK!! DANIELS SMIRKS AND STUNS GRAYSON WITH A BRUTAL HEADBUTT!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW BRONSON DANIELS SHOOTS THE HALF AND GETS HIM INTO THE BUTTERFLY POSITION!! AND LOOKS TO SWITCH ON SAVAGE MODE!! BUT GRAYSON TWISTS OUT OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!! AND TURNS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT!! GRAYSON PENETRATES THROUGH THE CHAMPION WITH A HUGE LARIAT AS HE NOW GOES TO THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON GOING TO WHERE HE IS MOST COMFORTABLE; THE SKIES! GRAYSON IS LOOKING TO ELIMINATE THE CHAMPION WITH THE 450 SPLASH.. BUT THE GRAYSON SPLASH IS STOPPED AS MYLES THROWS A MONKEY WRENCH IN HIS PLANS WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! GRAYSON IS STAGGERED ON THE TOP ROPE, ALLOWING MYLES TO JOIN HIM IN THE SAME PRECARIOUS POSITION!!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES AND HANS ARE BOTH PERCHED.. AND MYLES NOW LOOPS HIM INTO THE PUMP HANDLE POSITION!! THIS IS THE SAME WAY THAT HE WON DYNASTY WARGAMES AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! MYLES IS GOING FOR THE AVALANCHE DE FACTO!!! THIS COULD DEFINITELY PUT HANS AWAY!!
Jake Mercer: SUPER DEEEE FACTOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Stew-O: WHAT?!?! HANS GRAYSON COUNTERS IT AND TURNS IT INTO A SUPER-RANA!! AN AVALANCHE FRANKENSTEINER THAT SENDS MYLES CRASHING AND BURNING DOWN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE CANVAS!! AND GRAYSON QUICKLY PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES IS SOMEHOW GETTING UP TO HIS FEET, BUT HE IS IN A BENT POSITION.. HANS GRAYSON SEES THIS, REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, FLIPS FORWARD AND USES MYLES’ BLOODY BACK AS A LAUNCHPAD….
Stew-O: AND TURNS BRONSON DANIELS INSIDE OUT WITH THE BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!! HANS GRAYSON JUST DECAPITATED THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH HIS PATENTED LARIAT AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! WILL WE CROWN A NEW CHAMPION HERE IN MEXICO CITY!!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! BRONSON DANIELS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!! HANS GRAYSON THOUGHT THAT WAS SURELY IT!! DANIELS SURVIVES THE BURNING SHOT LARIAT.. AND NOW GRAYSON KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO NEXT!!
Stew-O: HE POPS UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND IS PERCHED! BRONSON DANIELS HAS YET TO MOVE AFTER GETTING HIT WITH THE LARIAT!!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND RAINS DOWN ONTO THE CHAMPION WITH THE GRAYSSSON SPLASH!! FOURRR FIFTYYYYY!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! HANS GRAYSON LANDS ON HIS FEET AND ROLLS THROUG–
Jake Mercer: MYLES CHUCKS GRAYSON INTO THE AIR!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE VICTORIA KNEE STRIKE!! AND NOW MYLES HOOKS HIM UP INTO THE PUMPHANDLE POSITION!! AND MYLES DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE DE FACTO!!! COME ON!
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stephie Love: HANS GRAYSON has been eliminated!
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED ALL THANKS TO MYLES!! AND IT IS NOW MYLES AND BRONSON DANIELS WHO STARE AT EACH OTHER FROM OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING!! WE ARE DOWN TO FOUR; JAKE SMITH, MYLES, JAY JERRY JOHNSON, AND BRONSON DANIELS!
Jake Mercer: AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON REALIZES HE IS THE ODD ONE OUT.. DRIVES BY.. AND SWIPES JAKE SMITH WITH A PUMP KICK TO THE JAW!! JOHNSON QUICKLY HOPS INTO THE RING AND RUSHES INTO MYLES IN THE CORNER! HE FLATTENS HIM THERE WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AND HE PULLS HIM IN AND DROPS HIM ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A TEARDROP SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS LEAPS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE ONTO TRIPLE J!! JOHNSON CAPTURES HIM IN MID FLIGHT AND HOLDS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HE THROWS HIM TO HIS BACK!! AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN EMPHATICALLY WITH THE GO HOME DRIVER!! SCOOP LIFT SPUN OUT INTO THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS JOHNSON ISN’T DONE YET!
Flannery McCoy: JOHNSON SITS BOTH INDIVIDUALS UP! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! AND HE LANDS A PENALTY KICK ONTO DANIELS!! AND THEN HE STRIKES MYLES INTO THE CANVAS! NO!! MYLES DUCKS UNDER IT AND BRINGS HIM DOWN INTO A SCHOOL-BOY!! HE DOESN’T LET THE REF COUNT AND DEADLIFTS TRIPLE J OFF THE CANVAS INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Stew-O: BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON QUICKLY ESCAPES OUT OF THE POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND JOHNSON LEAPS UP!! AND SHELLSHOCKS MYLES WITH A JUMPING HEADBUTT!! MYLES IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS.. AND NOW TRIPLE J GOES FOR AN INVERTED DDT!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH RUSHES INTO THE RING AND SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE! JAY JERRY JOHNSON DUCKS UNDER THE ARM AND CLUTCHES HIM INTO A URANAGE!! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM ONTO MYLES WHILE HE WAS IN THE INVERTED FRONT FACE POSITION!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS!!
Stew-O: AND NOW JAY JERRY JOHNSON HIS EYES FULLY SET ON JAKE SMITH! THE FORMER EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! Triple J brings Jake Smith up to a vertical base, and CLOBBERS IM WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH! Jake Smith might be easy for the pickings here as Johnson now turns him around and hooks him up into a pump handle position! AND HE LOOKS TO LIFT HIM UP TO CONNECT WITH THE STAMPEDE!!
Flannery McCoy: TRIPLE J USUALLY TRANSITIONS HIS OPPONENTS RIGHT INTO THE MICHINOKU DRIVER FROM THE PUMPHANDLE TO HIT THE STAMPEDE!! BUT JAKE SMITH DROPS DOWN AND HAS HIM IN THE INVERTED FRONT FACE LOCK!! AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH THE PROPHETIC ROLLING CUTTER! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: NO!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON POPS HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE! Jake Smith is starting to get frustrated here. He looks around to see if anyone else is in his way, but Jay Jerry Johnson’s rampant earlier made sure that isn’t a possibility. Smith stands stoically in the center meanwhile Jay Jerry Johnson is struggling to stay on his own two feet.
Flannery McCoy: SMITH PULLS DOWN THE KNEE PAD! WE KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT!! JAKE SMITH RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER!! KAIIIOOOOKEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Jake Mercer: JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH A SPIN KICK TO BLOCK THE KNEE STRIKE, HOOKING HIS LEG AROUND THE BACK OF HIS KNEE, TANGLING HIM UP AND TRANSITIONING HIM RIGHT INTO THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! NO WAY!
Flannery McCoy: JAY JERRY JOHNSON TURNS THE KAIOKEN INTO THE LONG LIVE JAYISM!! THE TIGER FLOWSION CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS APOPLECTIC!! JOHNSON HAS PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS IN THIS MATCH!! WHAT ELSE CAN THIS MAN DO!?!? JAKE SMITH IS BARELY ALIVE AFTER THE LONG LIVE JAYISM!! AND TRIPLE J SITS IN CONTEMPLATION, THINKING WHAT IS NEXT, UNTIL AN IDEA POPS UP IN HIS MIND!
Stew-O: Jake Smith is in a whole other dimensions right now in a corner while Jay Jerry Johnson left the ring to grab the SERRATED VINYL RECORD THAT WAS JAKE SMITH’S WEAPON OF CHOICE!! STREAM “HEY THERE DELILAH” BY PLAIN WHITE T’S TODAY ON SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC, AND OTHER STREAMING PLATFORMS!
Flannery McCoy: He’s not thinking what I am thinking, right? JAY JERRY JOHNSON DIGS THE SERRATED EDGE OF THE RECORD INTO THE CROWN OF JAKE SMITH’S HEAD! JAKE SMITH IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS BLOOD IS STARTING TO TRICKLE DOWN THE FACE OF THE FORMER EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS GETTING PLEASURE FROM THIS AS HE DECIDES A DIFFERENT APPROACH!
Stew-O: Johnson picks Smith up for him to sit on the top turnbuckle. Johnson wields the serrated Vinyl Record and holds it by the side.. AND I THINK TRIPlE J IS GOING TO CARVE HIS CHEST IN WITH THE VINYL RECORD!!! OH NO!! THIS MIGHT BE GOING TOo FAR!
Jake Mercer: TRIPLE J SLICES THE FLESH OFF HIS CHEST WITH THE VINYL RECORD!!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH SAVES HIS OWN LIFE AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE IN THE NICK OF TIME.. IT MAKES TRIPLE J TURNS AROUND, STUNNING HIM AS SMITH NOW DESCENDS FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLES!!
Jake Mercer: AND HE HITS A DIVING KAIOKEN TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! JAKE SMITH PULLING A KAIOKEN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE CAN PIN HIM RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH IS WAITING FOR TRIPLE J TO FIND HIS FOOTING AFTER THE KAIOKEN…. AND HE NOW LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH SPIKES JAY JERRY JOHNSON DOWN WITH THE LEAPING STARMAKER!! HE SITS IN FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: JAY JERRY JOHNSON has been eliminated!
Flannery McCoy: THE FIELD HAS BEEN NARROWED TO THREE COMPETITORS! THE CHALLENGING JAKE SMITH AND MYLES, AND THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BRONSON DANIELS!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH’S FACE IS BLOODIED WITH A CRIMSON MASK. MYLES’ ENTIRE BACK Is COVERED WITH CUTS AND BRUISES… AND BRONSON DANIELS LIPS ARE PURPLE AS HE COUGHS OUT BLOOD!! THESE THREE HAVE BEEN THROUGH IT ALL.. AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH MORE TO DECIDE WHO WILL BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR IN THIS EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER?!?!
Jake Mercer: AND ALL THREE INDIVIDUALS ARE NOW STANDING IN A TRIANGLE FORMATION INSIDE OF THE RING!! AN INTENSE STAREDOWN AS ONE OF THESE MAN WILL LEAVE THIS CHAMBER WITH THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! AND THAT IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS GRASPS THE SITUATION AND IMMEDIATELY PROPELS JAKE SMITHI INTO A CORNER WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK!! DANIELS GETS UP TO HIS FEET ONLY FOR MYLES TO GRAB HIM AND FORCE HIM INTO ANOTHER CORNER! Myles peppers Daniels with strikes, but Daniels turns it onto him and begins to light up the challenger with a bombardment of jabs! MYLES DESPERATELY SHOVES HIM AWAY, AND DANIELS FALLS BACKWARDS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES CHARGES TOWARDS HIM! BUT EATS A SCORPION KICK TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! MYLES LOSES BALANCE AND FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER HE CAME FROM!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS GETS FLANKED WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE FROM JAKE SMITH!! JAKE SMITH GETTING REVE–
Jake Mercer: MYLES STORMS OUT OF THE CORNER AND SHATTERS THE JAW OF SMITH WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!
Stew-O: MYLES TURNS AROUND!! AND GETS STRUCK WITH THE BATMAN PUNCH!! DANIELS GOT HIM!! BOTH SMITH AND MYLES ARE DOWN ON THEIR KNEES!!
Jake Mercer: HOW IS BRONSON DANIELS STILL STANDING AFTER THAT! AND NOW JAKE SMITH AND MYLES ARE ON THEIR KNEES, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS IS GOING FOR IT! MICKEY I JUST KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF TO BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME! THIS IS HOW HE BEAT MYLES BACK AT THE DRAFT!
Stew-O: NO!! BOTH SMITH AND MYLES MANAGE TO BOTH DUCK UNDER THE BIG ELBOW AT THE SAME TIME!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS TRIES TO RECTIFY HIS MISS.. AND HE MAKES A B-LINE FOR JAKE SMITH!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH POPS THE CHAMPION UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!
Jake Mercer: MYLES HITS THE VICTORIA KNEE STRIKE ON BRONSON ON HIS WAY DOWN!! POP-UP KNEE STRIKE THAT WAS INADVERTENTLY ASSISTED BY JAKE SMITH!
Stew-O: AND NOW BRONSON DANIELS IS ON ALL FOURS!! MYLES LOOKS TO LOOP HIM INTO THE DE FACT–
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH USES DANIELS’ BODY AS A SPRINGBOARD TO LUNGE INTO MYLES!! FLIPS HIM OVER!! AND SPIKES HIM ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!! HELL ABOVE PROPELS MYLES THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING AS JAKE SMITH SEEMINGLY WANTS TO TAKE DANIELS OUT HIMSELF!
Stew-O: Jake Smith backs up into the corner while Bronson Daniels creeps his head up in the kneeled position. We all saw what Smith did to take Jay Jerry Johnson out! AND NOW SMITH CHARGES TOWARDS DANIELS!! KAIOOOOOOOOKKKKKKENNNNNNNNN!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! DANIELS DUCKS UNDER IT!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY STRIKES FROM BEHIND!! MICKEY I JUST KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH DUCKS UNDER IT!! KAIOOOKENN!!! THE KAIOKEN CONNECTS!! COVER!!
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH IMMEDIATELY SNATCES HIS ARM AND PUTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE! FAMOUS LAST WORDS IS CINCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! OH MY GOD!! CAN SMITH SUBMIT THE WORLD CHAMPION HERE!
Flannery McCoy: IF JAKE SMITH SUBMITS BRONSON DANIELS HERE, WE WILL HAVE A GUARANTEE NEW WORLD CHAMPION HERE IN MEXICO CITY!!
Stew-O: AND DANIELS IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING.. AND HE IS NOW TAPPING INTO HIS LAST BIT OF ENERGY TO PRY THE ARMS OF SMITH AWAY TO RELEASE HIMSELF OF THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JAKE SMITH BEGINS TO CLUB HIS FACE IN WITH REPEATED FOREARMS!! ONE AFTER ANOTHER!! AND DANIELS QUITS THE RESISTANCE AND IS NOW BEGINNING TO FADE!! CAN JAKE SMITH TAKE OUT THE WORLD CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT NO!! BRONSON DANIELS FINDS SECOND WIND AND STARTS TO PRY HIS ARMS APART! NO!! NO!! JAKE! DON’T LET GO–
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS ALMOST ESCAPES! BUT JAKE SMITH’S GRABS A HOCKEY STICK FROM THE SIDE AND FORCES IT AGAINST THE FACE! HOW MUCH MORE CAN BRONSON DANIELS TAKE!!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS has been eliminated–
**SMASH**
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS JUST BROKE THE HEY DELILAH SERRATED VINYL RECORD ONTO THE SKULL OF JAKE SMITH!! AND SMITH INSTANTLY LETS GO OF THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS… **AND DANIELS NOW CRADLES BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN**
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!?! JAKE SMITH POWERS OUT AT TWO!!
Stew-O: MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! BRONSON DANIELS IMMEDIATELY BASHES HIS SKULL IN WITH THE BIG ELBOW!! HE FALLS INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! SMITH POPPED HIS SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE AND BRONSON DANIELS CAN’T BELIEVE! ESPECIALLY AFTER GETTING HIS HEAD SMASHED IN BY THE VINYL RECORD! HOW IN THE WORLD DOES JAKE SMITH STILL HAVE IT IN HIM!!
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels gets it up and keeps it pushing. Sitting down and contemplating on the kick-out is going to make him lose the championship. Jake Smith remains sprawled on the canvas, lifeless from what he just went through as Daniels steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles! Daniels knows what to do next and if he goes through with this, this is what would surely be enough to take Jake Smith out!
Jake Mercer: AND BRONSON DANIELS IS PERCHED! AND HE GOES FOR THE SPIRAL TAP!! THE LEAAAAP OFF FAIIIIITHHH!!!
**POW!!!**
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS JUST ATE A BOOMERANG TO THE FACE!! MYLES WITH A PERFECTLY AIMED BOOMERANG THROW TO THE WORLD CHAMPION! AS DANIELS LOSES BALANCE AND FALLS TO THE CANVAS!!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES LITERALLY THROWING A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THE SPIRAL TAP PLANS OF THE WORLD CHAMPION.. AND NOW MYLES WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF DANIELS!! DANIELS IS OUT!!
Stew-O: AND NOW MYLES.. LOOPS HIM IN FOR THE PUMPHANDLE.. AND HE LIFTS HIM UP!! AND HAMMERS HIM DOWN WITH THE DE-FACTO SLAM!! THAT IS IT!
ONEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS KICKS OUT!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?!?! MYLES IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! HOW IN THE WORLD IS BRONSON DANIELS STILL IN THIS!!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! DANIELS SUSTAINED A KAIOKEN.. AND THEN A BOOMERANG.. AND THEN A KNEE STRIKE.. AND THEN A DE FACTO.. AND IS STILL NOT ENOUGH TO END HIS EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!! THIS IS WHY THEY CALL BRONSON DANIELS THE HEART AND SOUL OF DYNASTY!!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS IS CLEARLY ON SOMETHING! WE NEED TO TEST HIS POOP RIGHT AFTER THE MATCH! NO HUMAN SHOULD BE FUNCTIONING RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Myles looks around and tries to think of the next move. He figures it out and creeps up to his feet. He can barely stand on his own, but he makes it work and now uses Daniels’ tights to get him up to a vertical base as well!
Jake Mercer: AND MYLES HOLDS ONTO HIS ARM! AND STUFFS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE!! AND DANIELS IS SLUMPED! DANIELS IS LIFELESS! MYLES IS THE ONLY THING THAT IS PROPPING HIM UP!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND MYLES HOLDS HIM FROM THE SIDE!! AND HE POPS HIM UP!! AND HE HITS HIM WITH THE INFINITE VOID!!! THE ELEVATED LUMBAR CHECK!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS FLIPS OVER IN MID-AIR… AND CRUSHES MYLES WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO COUNTER THE LUMBAR CHECK!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?!?!
Flannery McCoy: DANIELS IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE COUNTER.. AS MYLES NOW HOLDS HIS RIBS AND SMARTLY RETREATS AWAY FROM BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS, MAKING HIM FARTHER TO REACH FOR THE PIN!!
Stew-O: MYLES ROLLS UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND BEGINS TO MAKE HIS WAY TOWARDS THE POD THAT BRONSON DANIELS WAS IN EARLIER!! **AND I DON’T EVEN THINK HE REALIZES THAT LIMMY MONAGHAN IS STILL IN THERE!!**
Flannery McCoy: DANIELS IS STILL TRYING TO REGAIN HIS ENERGY.. SMITH IS STILL LAID OUT FACE DOWN IN ONE SIDE OF THE RING.. AND MYLES IS USING THE CHAIN WALL TO PROP HIMSELF ONTO HIS FEET!!
( Myles notices SOSA Henderson’s Mallet resting right outside the pod. However, he doesn’t realize that this mallet is right outside the pod where the Limmy Monaghan statue rests. His eyes are glued on the mallet as he crawls over to pick it up. )
Flannery McCoy: MYLES HAS HIS HANDS ON SAMAEL’S MALLET.. OH NO… THAT IS THE LAST PERSON THAT NEEDS TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THAT BLUNT WEAPO—
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**POW!!**
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE RING!??!
( The camera goes red. The cameraman urgently scrubs away the liquid to reveal what just happened. )
Jake Mercer: MYLES JUST GOT BLOWN UP!! WE NEED THE OTHER CAMERAS!! ALTERNATE ANGLES!!
( The feed switches to an outside view of the chamber, to show the Limmy Monaghan statue blown to smithereens. It then pans to the left to where Myles is covered in bloody guts and intestines. )
Flannery McCoy: THE LIMMY MONAGHAN STATUE.. JUST EXPLODED AND RELEASED GUTS AND INTESTINES RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MYLES.. AND MYLES LET’S GO OF THE MALLET.. TAKEN ABACK FROM WHAT JUST HAPPENED.. AS HE WIPES AWAY THE VISCOUS BLOOD IN HIS EYES!! THIS IS DIABOLICAL!!
Myles: (off-mic) What in the f–
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS TURNS MYLES AROUND! KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION!! AND HITS HIM WITH THE SAVAGE MODE! THE LIFTING UNDERHOOK GUTBUSTER ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS! OH MY GOD!!
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: MYLES KICKS OUT!?!?!?! DANIELS’S EYES POP OUT OF HIS SOCKET IN THE REALIZATION THAT THE WARLORD STAYS ALIVE IN THIS BATTLE!!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels is starting to shake his head. The emotions are starting to seep in. The thoughts are starting to take over. All three of these men have put out all the stops against each other, yet all of them remain in this match. Zero eliminations so far, and you got to give it to them! Bronson Daniels picks Myles up to his feet and throws in between the ringpost to where Jake Smith is resting!
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels sits right in front of a pod, waiting for both Jake Smith and Myles to get up to their feet! He gets impatient and strikes while they are kneeled! AND DANIELS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO MYLES.. AND THEN GOING RIGHT TO HIT A HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF MYLES HEAD!! BOTH OF THEM ARE STUNNED AS DANIELS TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS TO THE TOP OF THE POD!
Jake Mercer: THIS MAN BRONSON DANIELS IS CRAZY! HE IS STARTING TO CLIMB THE CHAIN LINKS!!! MYLES AND SMITH ARE STAGGERED BELOW.. DANIELS IS GOING THE EXTRA MILE… DANIELS IS TAKING A BIG RISK HERE!! AND I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS SMART CONSIDERING HENDERSON ATE SHIT EARLIER!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS IS PERCHED ON THE TOP OF THE POD… DANIELS AND MYLES HAVE JUST BARELY BEEN ABLE TO USE EACH OTHER TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET!!
Flannery McCoy: AND BRONSON DANIELS LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP OF THE POD!! AND DESCENDS ONTO BOTH OF THEM!!!
Stew-O: AND HE TAKES BOTH OF THEM OUT WITH A SPIRAL TAP!!! OH MY GOD!!!
( Myles puts Jake Smith right in front of him and jumps away. )
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS WITH A CAREER-DEFINING LEAP OF FAITH.. AND ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS PIN ONE OF THEM TO GET THE ELIMINATION!! COME ON!! DANIELS!!
Flannery McCoy: DANIELS USES THE LINKS TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND HIS LEGS ARE TREMBLING!! AND HE IS ABOUT TO DROP DOWN AND GET THE COVER ON JAKE SMITH!!
Jake Mercer: AND DANIELS DROPS DOWN TO PIN JAKE SMI–
**SMASH!!!**
Stew-O: MYLES USES THE MALLET TO SPEAR DANIELS THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE CHAMBER POD!! OH MY GOD!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS JUST GOT IMPALED THROUGH A WALL OF GLASS.. BUT MYLES WENT HEAD FIRST AS WELL.. AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE LAID OUT INSIDE OF THE CHAMBER!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!
Stew-O: WHAT IS THIS??!?! JAKE SMITH IS SHOWING SOME LIFE AS HE SLUGGISHLY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS BOTH MEN…
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS HE DOING!??! JAKE SMITH PINS BOTH OF THEM!!! HE IS ABOUT TO WIN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN CONVINCING FASHION!!
ONEEEEEEEE
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH GETS IT! HE IS THE NEW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIO–
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Referee: (off-mic) NO!! ONLY ONE GOT THEIR SHOULDER UP!!
Jake Mercer: WHO THE HELL GOT THEIR SHOULDER UP!?! MYLES OR BRONSON DANIELS!??!
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Stephie Love: …..
Stephie Love: BRONSON DANIELS has been ELIMINATED!!!
Jake Mercer: YES!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE!! GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!! THANK YOU LORD! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.. AND THAT MEANS WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT!
Stew-O: PLACE YOUR BETS! WHO WILL IT BE! JAKE SMITH OR MYLES! WHO IS GOING TO LEAVE THE CHAMBER AS THE NEW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
( The camera’s picture the shocked, yet lifeless expressions on the faces of Myles and Jake Smith as they begin to sluggishly crawl their way back into the ring. )
Flannery McCoy: WE HAVE COME DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!! AND IT IS IRONICALLY THE SAME TWO MEN WHO STARTED THIS MATCH! ABSOLUTELY IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCED BY THESE TWO ELITISTS!
Stew-O: Both individuals have congregated into the middle of the ring, but not on their own two feet. They are on their knees as they begin to DIRECT BLOWS AT EACH OTHER!! MYLES WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! JAKE SMITH WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! MYLES WITH A CHOP OF HIS OWN! SMITH TURNS HIS HAND FOR AN OPEN-HAND CHOP! MYLES WITH FOREARM SMASH! AND ANOTHER SMASH! AND ANOTHER! AND NOW MYLES IS GETTING HIS FOOTING AS HE DEALS MORE ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF SMITH’S FACE!
Jake Mercer: ONE OF THESE TWO WILL BE THE CHAMPION! AS NOW SMITH FIGHTS BACK! AND CLUBS MYLES WITH A HEADBUTT!! AND MYLES RESPONDS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN!! AND THAT HEADBUTT ROCKED JAKE SMITH!! AND NOW MYLES GOES FOR A KNEE STRIKE! BUT JAKE SMITH SUPERKICKS HIS KNEE AWAY!!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES DROPS DOWN ON ONE KNEE!! AND JAKE SMITH DEALS ANOTHER SUPERKICK, THIS TIME TO THE JAW!! AND NOW MYLES IS DOWN, BUT SMITH PROPS HIM UP TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING DOWN!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH NOW GRABS HIS LEFT WRIST.. AND HE BEGINS TO CHOP HIS HEAD AWAY WITH STOMP AFTER ANOTHER STOMP!! JAKE SMITH IS CRUSHING HIS HEAD IN AND THERE IS NO END TO SIGHT!! MYLES CANNOT DEFEND HIMSELF!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW SMITH PULLS HIM IN!! AND GOES FOR A KAIOKEN KNEE STRIKE TO SEAL THE DEAL!
Jake Mercer: MYLES DUCKS UNDER THE KAIOKEN!! AND TO HIS OWN AMAZEMENT, MYLES SEES THAT SMITH STEPPED RIGHT INTO THE PUMPHANDLE!!
Stew-O: AND MYLES LIFTS HIM UP!! AND HITS THE DE FACTO ON JAKE SMITH!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!
Flannery McCoy: NO! JAKE SMITH HOVERS OVER HIM! TURNS HIM AROUND! AND STRIKES WITH THE STARMAKER!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Jake Mercer: MYLES HOLDS ONTO JAKE SMITH!!! COUNTER AFTER COUNTER HERE!!
Stew-O: AND MYLES DROPS HIM DOWN INTO THE LUMBAR CHECK! INFINITE VOID OFF THE STARMAKER AS HE DROPPED HIM ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!! MYLES CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NEWWWW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. MYYYYLESSS!!
( The roof blows off the Aztec Stadium to the sounds of “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi. Myles lets go of Jake Smith’s leg and it takes a while for the moment to settle in. He uses the ropes to gingerly emerge to his feet as he is handed the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. )
Jake Mercer: I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME! THAT THE REIGN OF TERROR OF BRONSON DANIELS WOULD END!! BUT IT HAS COME! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!! AS WE HAVE CROWNED A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN MYLES! THANK YOU MYLES! THANK YOU JAKE SMITH!! LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN!
Stew-O: I have no words to describe how incredible of a match that was! From top to bottom, every elitist in this match showed up and gave it their all in the battle! Jay Jerry Johnson and Hans Grayson with breakout performances, going beyond what was expected of them. SOSA Henderson risked his body for the prize! It all came down to three at the end; Jake Smith, Bronson Daniels, and Myles! All three of these elitists literally threw everything they had at each other and as we thought nothing would keep them down, it would take the mallet, the weapon that SOSA Henderson introduced into this match, where Myles would take it and use it to impale both himself and Bronson Daniels through the chamber pod!
Flannery McCoy: What was most shocking is that Jake Smith, somehow was able to muster the energy after being flattened by Bronson Daniels’ Leap of Faith spiral tap and pinned both Myles and Bronson Daniels after the crash. We thought we were about to witness history and see Jake Smith eliminate both men at the same time and win himself the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. But, only one man got his shoulder up in that pinfall… and it was Myles.. and unfortunately not Bronson Daniels. and what a reign that Daniels had for himself. What a story that Daniels made for himself in the past year. Conquering the toughest and baddest of him all. But, tonight, it is true that all things must come to an end and Myles is your new EAW World Heavyweight Champion!
Jake Mercer: Don’t lie to yourself! Bronson Daniels’ championship reign was complete garbage! He was incapable of standing on his own two feet and standing on his own business.. and tonight, Myles exposed that! Myles, my lord and savior, ended the months-long drought that the Friday Night Dynasty was sustaining and I cannot thank him enough. I might just have to get into that chamber and kiss him! That is how much I love him for what he did!
Flannery McCoy: With that being said, Myles makes history and becomes a three-time world champion here in Elite Answers Wrestling! AND IN A WEEKEND THAT HAS BEEN FULL OF SURPRISES AND NEW CHAMPIONS! ADD HIM TO THAT LIST! AS FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY HAS A NEW LEADER! AND HIS NAME IS MYLES!
( Myles continues to admire the EAW World Heavyweight Championship as he stands in the middle of the ring. The last shot is him raises the championship high over his head to pyrotechnics. )
( EAW Logo Buzzes )
