John Helms
(EAW INTRO PLAYS)
Narrator: Incarceration….
(As the scene fades in, it begins to show Alcatraz in the distance, San Quentin, Kilmainham Gaol, Devil’s Island and Port Arthur.)
Narrator: Freedoms are a luxury and not a right.
(The footage shifts to various prisoners leaning against their bar cells, the courtyard where they are digging holes and manual labor.)
Narrator: Wrong choices lead to the end of their privilege. But what if for six individuals they look to be incarcerated inside the confines of those same steel bars that are used to keep the criminals away?
(Flashes of The Visual Prophet, Xander Payne, Jonny Andrews, Terry Chambers, Jack Ripley, and Xavier Williams are then seen, each man with his stake at the EAW World Heavyweight Championship.)
Narrator: Some do it for glory, others for pleasure and the rest to fulfill their destiny at being the absolute best but it doesn’t come without a price. Every journey has its stops….
(Footage is then shown of a glass covered up Rebecca Blackwell, Ximena Velazquez slowly getting off the mat holding her face. Serenity rolling on her side grimacing in pain, Holly Arrow having her arm raised in another triumphant victory but not without falling to one knee. Ayu Megumi resting in the corner after a hard-fought match and finally Ms. Extreme holding up the Universal Women’s Championship)
Narrator: …. Every path has obstacles….
(Andrea Valentine is seen trying to get answers from StarrStan as to why she was not put in the Chamber matches when suddenly she is cut off by Dr. Bethany Blue with a huge smirk on her face. Limmy Monaghan is then shown being attacked by Sierra while staking her claim to the Hardcore Championship as It transitions to Miku Sakai flipping a bird while holding up the Specialists Championship while Harper Lee is rolling her eyes.)
Narrator: … And every road has a fork….
(Cameron Ella Ava is then seen answering the challenge of Myles who cracks a smile. The powerful Solomon Stane raises his arms and screams, then switches to Andre Walker with the Interwire Championship draped over his shoulder slowly making his way to the ring with Mr. Hitchman. It then switches to Ronan Malosi laughing with money in his hands while a determined Donovan Duke storms the ring.)
Narrator: … it then becomes not a matter of where the end leads, but the choices made to even reach them. No one ever wants to be locked up, but even through the wind, rain, and fire…..
(Switching to Candice Blair Ava taking a fireball to the face by Alex Myers to Kensi and Lisa Wren’s relationship finally dissolving. It then shows the shocking win by Jon Kelton embracing the New Breed Championship to then Jay Jerry Johnson standing tall in the middle of the ring.)
Narrator: … Yet even with the elements, some cannot be stopped, they refuse to be thwarted by the enemies that are seen abroad, standing in unison waiting for that moment for the light to shine on them and the door to immortality inside the Chamber opens.
(The footage now sees Charlie Marr and TLA laying it all on the line, Kassidy Heart ripping at the arm of Theron Nikolas, to Impact driving Heart into a table, Adam Lucas holding his neck almost bleeding out, to transitioning all six members of the chamber with their various poses….)
Narrator: But can and will they stand together as partners? Friends? Lovers? Or will the shine of the gold be too enticing even for those who fight against it?
(Ryan Wilson is seen holding Lucille and swinging it at anyone. Jake Smith and Chris Elite working as a unit but then each of them thinking of the prize. Justin Windgate after Wicked Games, running his fingers through his hair searching for any form of answer and finally Minerva and Drake King having a stare down after she reinstated the Chamber.)
Narrator: And who will walk out as the sole survivor as those chains lock them inside?
(“Here We Go” by Chris Classic featuring Eminem begins to play, showing various Elitists in the EAW. Starting with Kassidy Heart attacking Hurricane Hawk. Impact bouncing off the ropes and clotheslining Adam Lucas. Miku Sakai jumping off the top rope on Mary S. Atlas to Harper Lee ruining her Birthday party.)
(I been more than ready!
Preppin heavy For this day to come!
Bet that if you let me…
Keep it steady!
You gon know who won!?
I dont take it easy!
Nothin easy ‘cept for givin up!
I dont do no waitin!
‘Cept these weights that I been liftin up!)
(The package continues with Limmy Monaghan hitting the Hibernian Dagger to Sierra turning on Ximena Velazquez. Andrea Valentine and Andre Walker wrestling, then switching to Dr. Bethany Blue applying the “Say Ahh!” on Lisa Wren, to Ayu Megumi taking down Ms. Extreme and The Visual Prophet slamming Xander Payne before he turns and forearms him.)
(Got No fear in my body
No i don’t need nobody
I know everything that got me
And so now nothing can stop me
I just grind and work
Yeah yeah you know the motto
You know we goin hard cause we might never see tomorrow!)
(Another package shows Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke wrestling Myles and Minerva. Theron Nikolas brawling with Charlie Marr, TLA running and jumping on top of a group of competitors to all the Women in the UWC Chamber brawling on Dynasty and then Jonny Andrews dropkicking Terry Chambers to Cameron Ella Ava taking exception to Myles and they begin to brawl, Jon Kelton with a splash off the top rope and Jay Jerry Johnson taking down the champion and making a statement.)
(I keep my eye on the fakes and got real from it
Mastered patience and free will from it
Thats the real motivation some people kill for it
I keep reachin for greatness because im built from it
Here We Go
Give it a 100 never nothin less
Here We Go
We comin You already know the rest
Here We Go
We never settle cause we know it best
Who wanna test?
Leave you outta There!)
(As the music slowly fades, the footage slows down. Showing The Visual Prophet holding up the World Heavyweight Championship, Kassidy Heart holding on to her Answers World Championship. Ms. Extreme raising her Universal Women’s Championship and finally Drake King with his arms stretched out smiling with the EAW World Championship nowhere to be seen….)
Narrator: They are all on a Road…. Some to Perdition.
(The final shots show Kassidy Heart is taken down with a taser. The Visual Prophet laid out in pain, Ms. Extreme struggling to get up and finally Drake turning to see Minerva staring at him with Myles in the middle, unsure of what is happening.)
Narrator…. And the rest will get their Redemption.
(The scene fades showing all the prisons again.)
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EAW: AND NOW SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME PRESENTS…. EAW ROAD TO REDEMPTION!!!!!
(The pyro starts to blow off in the Lucas Oil Stadium to this sold-out crowd in Indianapolis, Indiana. The fans are on their feet and the camera switches to the Dynasty Team of Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy!)
Stew-O: ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2021 is HERE! Welcome ladies and gentlemen! We are the Dynasty announce team of Flannery McCoy, Jake Mercer and me, Stew-O and what an incredible two night event we have here and we have the absolute best talent in the world here tonight, but what a way are we going to kick this off!?
Jake Mercer: No doubt! The A-Show will start it off for the EAW and let’s not waste any time, shall we, Flannery!?
Flannery McCoy: WE ARE NOT! WHAT A WAY TO KICK THIS OFF TONIGHT AND LET’S GO DOWN TO THE RING WITH STEPHIE LOVE AND THE INTRODUCTION TO THE FIRST MATCH!
Stew-O: BUCKLE UP!!!!
(Road To Redemption from the arena to show the next match graphic which begins to flash across the screen leading to a roar of cheers from the EAW Universe as a result.)
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(It then transitions to show the camera panning around the Lucas Oil Stadium to reveal a panaround of the structure that we’ve been waiting with bated breath to see. The 36 feet Extreme Elimination Chamber structure which looks just as dangerous as ever this time around. With the only opening being the one that closes around the ring, there seems to be no escape from whoever the dastardly structure beholds for the people that enter it. The crowd is in awe while it then goes to Stephie Love standing on the outside.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following… is the DYNASTY EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!! This match begins with two Elitists in the ring and four other competitors enclosed in their respective pods! Every five minutes a pod door will open, allowing another Elitist to compete. This process will continue until all pods are empty! If at any time an Elitist is pinned or submits, they are ELIMINATED and must exit the chamber! The last Elitist to remain will be declared the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers from the crowd in response knowing exactly who it is. Before long, Johnny Andrews is seen making his way out to the stage with a smirk on his face, gripping his weapon of choice for the Chamber of course. He raises it high in the air before posing alongside it, with pyro shooting out from the stage as he does so in a beautiful rainbow array.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 215 pounds… THE FACE OF ELITE… JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: :krabs:!!! Is that a fucking katana in his hands???
(Johnny brandishes the presumably sheath covered katana with a smirk on his face. Not just the katana is lethal but the sheath itself has gold shards embedded into it that can dig deep into whoever decides to get in his way.)
Stew-O: Not exactly, that’s not just any ordinary katana… that’s a katana made entirely out of light tubes! If this lethal, meant in a very literal term, weapon doesn’t make Johnny a threat in this match, then I don’t know what will!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny has a lot to prove though, stepping into this as a replacement for SOSA Henderson after his unfortunate injury. A lot of people don’t have their money on him in this match, but Johnny is setting out to prove them wrong tonight and he certainly made a great impression leading up to this. Now the question is, could we see Johnny Andrews come out as your new EAW World Champion?
(Johnny is directed to his pod as ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ is replaced by ‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL which plays to the roar of applause from the crowd upon seeing Jack Ripley energetically make his way out from the backstage area with a smile on his face. He circles around the stage, hyping up the crowd and rallying them up in his favor before making his way towards the center of the stage, gripping his weapon of choice in hand.)
Stephie Love: And his opponents, first… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 202 pounds… THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER… JACK RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jack grips none other than a railroad spike in hand with a smirk on his face, clenching the dangerous object reminiscent of last year’s Chamber before he begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the Chamber from there.)
Jake Mercer: Looks like Jack looks to stick with what works this week, going for the railroad spike he used last year to win the Answers World Championship in the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
Stew-O: An historical moment indeed for the career of Jack Ripley, Jack looks to add another one to the list by becoming a two-time World Champion. There’s a lot that Jack has been fighting for leading into this, making sure that this Season he would not be denied. The Extreme Elimination Chamber is exactly the way to do it. Jack has had no problems getting his hands dirty in the past, and now for the third year in a row, Jack Ripley walks into the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure.
(Jack is then directed to his Chamber pod while ‘BxMxC’ then transitions to ‘It Has Begun’ by Starset which then plays up to a mixed reaction from the EAW Universe as a result. The camera then goes to show Xavier Williams making his way out to the stage with his half of the Unified Tag Team Championships in his hand. He takes his Championship, looking at it for a moment, before raising it high in the air before making his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Next… from Pensacola, Florida… weighing in at 220 pounds… one-half of the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST IN THE WORLD… XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well as a change of scenery for the mood of this match, Xavier Williams walks into the Extreme Elimination Chamber… without a weapon.
Flannery McCoy: We all know how Xavier feels about this match, it’s nothing more than pure disappointment. He doesn’t want to be in this Chamber, he never wanted to even be considered for this match and instead focusing on what truly matters in his head, and that’s the Unified Tag Team Championships. But regardless, no matter his headspace right now, he walks into the match and finds the energy to fight amongst the rest of the Elitists that surround him tonight.
(Xavier begrudgingly makes his way towards his Chamber pod while ‘It Has Begun’ then turns into ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons which plays up to the loud cheers from the crowd. Terry Chambers is then seen making his way out to the stage with a serious expression on his face, with his eyes fixated completely on the Extreme Elimination Chamber match that stands in front of him right now. He takes a deep breath before then beginning to make his way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: Next… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 257 pounds… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(In his hand, which is a parallel from last year, Terry grips a barbed wire ball and chain. One of his favorite weapons, Terry looks to unload a massacre and ultimately, get what is desired out of this event in the process as well.)
Stew-O: Terry is looking to go to war tonight and believe me, I think he’s hungrier than ever. He’s been on this journey to redeem himself since losing the EAW World Championship and is looking to recapture a World Championship in hopes of putting himself on the map. There’s a lot of tough competition out there for him to face, but it’s nothing that he hasn’t been through before and you know that he’s ready.
(Terry then heads into his Chamber pod as ‘Natural’ then goes to ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill which plays to thunderous boos from the Lucas Oil Stadium upon seeing Xander Payne make his way out to the stage, with a scowl on his face while he looks around. He’s gripping a very large weapon in his hands before giving out a loud battle cry as he begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Next… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 253 pounds… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(In his hands, is a massive metal sledgehammer that he heaves around. Not only that, but it also shoots fire out of the end of it, with it being branded as the ‘Super Sledge’ which is emblazoned on the handle while Xander drags it down the ramp and to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: :roman: Now who the hell allowed that monstrosity?! I don’t mean the weapon, I MEAN HIM!
Stew-O: Well if there’s one person that’s out for blood, it’s Xander. At House of Glass 2021, Xander lost the World Heavyweight Championship and couldn’t be hungrier in order to recapture it. He only has one target in mind, and that’s the certain Champion that he happens to be starting the match off with. Now that, that’s not going to be a pleasant sight is it?
(Xander then makes his way into the ring as ‘It Follows’ then goes to ‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix blasting through the speakers of the arena to the roar of applause that comes with it upon seeing The Visual Prophet make his way out to the stage. He of course, in his hands, has the Golden Shovel that he revealed on Dynasty the previous week with a smirk on his face while also having the World Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist. He looks at all the competition in the ring, a nod being given in response before making his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And lastly… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 280 pounds… he is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And here comes the Champion himself, who has a big target on his back and a lot to prove. His first defense of his reign comes against the match that he lost the World Heavyweight Championship to last year. Viz of course, isn’t looking to have that repeat this year, being more motivated than ever to make sure that he gets past everyone that stands in his way and make one hell of a statement heading into 2022. And if there’s one person that can do that, that has to be The Visual Prophet.
(Viz then enters into the ring and meets with Xander, both of them knowing the history that they have with one another. The referee, inside the ring, then signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And thus, the chaos and pandemonium that waits in bated breath to unfold, is officially underway. You could cut the tension with a knife when it comes to the six Elitists in this dastardly structure, the calm before the storm as they call it. All of them have a chip on their shoulder and a point to prove above all tonight, and they’re ready to show how much this match, *this Championship,* means to them by laying it all on the line. Finally, the time for talk is over, your main event of the night is underway.
(Both The Visual Prophet and Xander Payne are still situated in their corners. Xander clutches the Super Sledge in his hands, his clench on it tightening with an angered look on his face as he stares across at the man who ruined his definition of history. The man who brought everything that he worked so hard for to a screeching halt, The Visual Prophet. Viz couldn’t give a damn though, compared to Xander’s expression, Viz’ is the polar opposite with a grimace painted all over his face while he pretends to dig with his golden shovel. But both of them know what’s at stake tonight, and how much they want it as well.)
Flannery McCoy: XANDER RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE RUNNING TOWARDS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND REELING THE SUPER SLEDGE BACK BEFORE AIMING RIGHT FOR HIS HEAD, FIRE SPEWING OUT OF THE FACE OF IT AND AIMING RIGHT FOR THE FACIAL FEATURES OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Jake Mercer: But thankfully, Viz manages to duck under it just in time! Viz realizes that it would’ve been a rough night for him if that took him out right out of the gate, he knows better than that. Xander immediately turns around, heaving the Super Sledge alongside him. BUT VIZ TAKES THE TIP OF HIS GOLDEN SHOVEL AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THE ABDOMEN OF XANDER PAYNE FORCING HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! That must’ve taken all the air out of his body, WITH VIZ REELING BACK AND LOOKING TO CRACK THE BLADE RIGHT AGAINST HIS SKULL!
Stew-O: But Xander grabs ahold of it before it can make contact and pushes the Golden Shovel away along with Viz! Viz stumbles back but immediately makes his way towards Xander to engage, BUT XANDER TAKES THE SUPER SLEDGE AND DRAGS IT AGAINST THE GROUND BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE RIGHT KNEECAP OF VIZ TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Now just look at the burn mark that was created along with the slight bruising, Viz is hurt thanks to ‘The Paynekiller!’
Flannery McCoy: Xander is beginning to get back up to his feet, bringing the Super Sledge with him while he clenches it in his hands, looking at Viz with a scowl on his face. Viz is clutching at his knee, trying to shake off the pain and find a way to recover in time, but Xander is already preying on him, it might just be too late! XANDER LIFTING THE SUPER SLEDGE OVER HIS HEAD, HE’S LOOKING TO SQUISH VIZ’S HEAD LIKE A BUG!
Jake Mercer: But Viz manages to roll out of the way of that just in time! Xander throwing all his weight down on it realizes the danger he’s in while he tries to get the Super Sledge up, BEING MET WITH A BRUTAL BIG BOOT BY VIZ WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz isn’t done though, grabbing Xander by his arm before pulling him right up into a Fireman’s Carry, BEFORE ONCE AGAIN DROPPING HIM WITH A BRUTAL SAMOAN DROP TO GET THE OFFENSE IN HIS FAVOR FOR THE TIME BEING!
Stew-O: Xander shoots up in pain, which enables Viz to grab him and tuck his head under his armpit, POPPING HIM OFF HIS FEET BEFORE GOING FOR A JACKHAMMER IN A FORM OF AN EXCELLENT DISPLAY OF STRENGTH! But before that can happen, Xander drops a knee down onto his head which forces Viz to bring him back down to the canvas before he loses his balance! Both of them take a moment to collect themselves, BEFORE VIZ RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SHOULDER TACKLE TO DROP XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN XANDER MANAGES TO COUNTER TO CATCH HIM WITH A BRUTAL BACK ELBOW TO PROMPTLY TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND TURN THE TIDES!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is not wasting any time going after the man who took his World Heavyweight Championship, as he doesn’t even allow him a second of air time on the ground, as him getting even a smidge of recovery is something Xander seemingly does not want happening here! Grabbing Viz by the crease of his armpit, he lifts him off the mat, before throwing him into the ropes! ‘LAST SEDATION-’ NO! Viz hooks his arms over the top rope, stopping the momentum from sending him directly towards the former World Heavyweight Champion!
Stew-O: As we saw last year, The Visual Prophet was eliminated FIRST in this match, and if that happened twice in a row, with even more ease, that would’ve been a huge slap in the face; however, Viz is too good to let that happen, and it’s not even a worry! Xander Payne runs forward, attempting to catch Viz off guard, but he meets two boots right to the chin!
Jake Mercer: That chin has had a lot of things near it, mainly food, but those boots were not a taste Xander must have liked! Instantly repelling away from the ropes, Viz grabs Xander and also throws him into the ropes, before he’s able to take him down to the mat with a kitchen sink right to the gut! Xander instantly holds onto his back, alongside his stomach, due to connecting with the mat, before it’s Viz who hits the ropes this time around! Xander, now seated on the mat, doesn’t see or hear Viz coming, before a sliding dropkick connects!
Flannery McCoy: Xander falls onto his side holding onto the area of impact, right at the back of his head, as Viz slides back up to his knees! He crawls away from Xander for just a moment, before finding his trusty Golden Shovel that dropped on the mat earlier! Grabbing a hold of that weapon that Viz not-so subtly invented, he uses it to push himself off his feet, turning around to face his opponent- however Xander punches Viz straight into the gut! Now Xander starts to recover, getting off his feet-
Stew-O: BEFORE VIZ JABS THAT SHOVEL INTO XANDER’S STOMACH, BEFORE DROPPING A SWING RIGHT INTO THE ARCH OF HIS BACK! XANDER DROPS ONTO HIS KNEES AND STARTS TO CRAWL AWAY, AS THAT GOLD IS SWUNG DIRECTLY ONTO HIS BODY! I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S REAL GOLD OR NOT, BUT IT CERTAINLY HURT XANDER, AND IT SHOWS! VIZ LOOKS TO FOLLOW UP, AS XANDER GRABS ONTO THE ROPES AND USES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE, HOWEVER, RECOVERY ISN’T AN OPTION NOW! JUST LIKE EARLIER, VIZ DOESN’T ALLOW HIS OPPONENT, SWINGING THAT SHOVEL RIGHT INTO XANDER’S BACK ONE MORE TIME! XANDER IS TRYING HIS BEST NOT TO FALL DOWN IN PAIN, BUT THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS! VIZ SWINGS IT AGAIN-
Jake Mercer: NO ONE HOME! Not the Spider-Man movie, Viz’s swing didn’t connect! Xander was able to roll out of the way at the last second, back into the center of the ring, away from any area of damage! Viz immediately turns his head around to Xander, MEETING A DISCUS PALM STRIKE FROM XANDER PAYNE- NO! VIZ IS ABLE TO DUCK IT- NO, AGAIN! THE SECOND HE POPS HIS HEAD BACK UP, XANDER HITS A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE JAW, AND VIZ STARTS TO STUMBLE AWAY… ‘OVERDOSE’!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS, AND XANDER FALLS INTO THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ONLY A TWO! Viz is able to throw the shoulder off the mat, escaping the pinfall! He and Xander roll in opposite directions, however, Xander isn’t going to let Viz recover either! He grabs Viz by the head, before dragging him towards the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: And now Xander begins to punch Viz in the head! Throwing multiple rights to wear him down, before he looks to hit ‘Last Sedation’ again! He irish whips Viz across the ring- But Viz inverts the pressure!
Stew-O: This time Xander is sent running, but he too refuses to let any damage occur! Xander knee slides, whilst turning to face Viz, across the ring, before grabbing onto the Super Sledg- wait, no! He grabs the Golden Shovel! He grabs the Golden Shovel by the handle, and spots the Super Sledge across from him! He doesn’t get to use it, though, as Viz places his boot on the handle! These two have accidentally swapped weapons, and I don’t think either are going to use any but their own!
The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) What’s the matter, Xander? :lick:
(Xander stares in Viz’s direction. No words. Just a cold stare, that has no love behind it… before the lights dim, and the countdown begins.)
5…
4…
Stew-O: Viz and Xander suddenly remove focus from each other, looking around the ring, picking up each other’s weapons!
3…
2…
Stew-O: WAIT NO! XANDER NEVER TOOK HIS EYES OFF VIZ! GOLDEN SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD!
1…
BUZZ!!!!!!!
(The spotlight’s flickering suddenly comes to an end, casting one singular light over one singular pod, finally shining down…)
(On Jack Ripley.)
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE JUST KNOCKED VIZ OFF THE GROUND, AS JACK RIPLEY IS RELEASED! HE IMMEDIATELY SPRINTS OUT OF HIS POD, HOLDING THAT RAILROAD SPIKE IN HIS LEFT HAND! JACK SLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES, BEFORE SWINGING IT AT THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION’S HEAD! HE JUST TOOK AN EYE OUT-
Flannery McCoy: NO! XANDER PAYNE DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AS THEY SWAP POSITIONS, BEFORE HE DRILLS THAT GOLDEN SHOVEL RIGHT INTO JACK’S STOMACH! JACK IS FORCED TO BEND OVER, AS XANDER SWINGS FOR HIS HEAD JUST LIKE VIZ TRIED TO HIM EARLIER, BUT JACK DOES EXACTLY WHAT XANDER DID TO AVOID IT! XANDER COULD BE IN TROUBLE!
Stew-O: THAT GOLDEN SHOVEL SMASHES RIGHT UP AGAINST THE MAT, AS JACK POPS RIGHT BACK UP, AND SWEEPS THE LEG! XANDER DROPS RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR, AND NOW JACK DROPS DOWN INTO THE LOU THESZ POSITION… BEFORE DRILLING THE RAILROAD SPIKE RIGHT INTO XANDER PAYNE’S SHOULDER! THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE, ALRIGHT! BLOOD STARTS TO BURST STRAIGHT THROUGH XANDER’S SHIRT, PARTIALLY STAINING HIS LOGO RED!!!
(Xander Payne kicks Jack Ripley away, as he rolls away toward the ropes. Yelping in pain, he grabs onto the railroad spike, and has to force himself to pull it out, despite the pain…)
Jake Mercer: BUT THE SECOND HE GETS THAT RAILROAD SPIKE REMOVED, JACK RIPLEY SPRINTS FORWARD AND GRABS XANDER BY THE HEAD! XANDER IS IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO AVOID ANY DAMAGE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, AVOID BEING DRAGGED AWAY! JACK RIPLEY PLACES HIM IN THE DDT POSITION AS HE NOTICES THE VISUAL PROPHET CHARGING IN HIS DIRECTION… BUT HE USES XANDER ALMOST AS LEVERAGE TO PULL HIS WHOLE BODY OFF THE GROUND, CONNECTING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S HEAD, BEFORE TWISTING IT AROUND INTO A TORNADO DDT, SPIKING XANDER DIRECTLY INTO THE RING MAT! JACK COVERS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER KICKS OUT! XANDER POPS THE SHOULDER UP! It’s only been a few seconds since Jack entered the ring, but he already got to use that railroad spike to his advantage, and more importantly, he was able to do some damage to Xander Payne! The only thing he needs to do right now is transition that into more damage, more offense, in an attempt to become champion!
(Jack Ripley moves away from Xander Payne, pushing away from the former champ. He looks down at the blood on his left arm, whilst returning back up to his feet.)
Flannery McCoy: Xander looks like a wounded animal right now and it looks like Jack is adamant on executing the killing blow. Jack scooping the bloody railroad spike up into his grasp while he begins to make his way towards Xander, but it looks like the World Heavyweight Champion has other plans! Viz swiftly makes his way forward, grabbing a hold of the railroad spike and pressing on the foot of Jack Ripley trying to pry the dangerous weapon out of his grip! But before that can happen, Jack uses his free leg to boot Viz in the abdomen, BEFORE SNATCHING THE RAILROAD SPIKE AWAY AND LOOKING TO IMPALE IT RIGHT THROUGH THE SKULL OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE MANEUVERING HIMSELF BEHIND JACK AND DROPPING HIM INTO A QUICK GERMAN SUPLEX! Jack bounces off the canvas before rolling himself towards the ropes in retreat, giving Viz the perfect opportunity to set his sights on Xander Payne once more. Xander is trying his best to get back up to his feet, but Viz is looking to speed up the process by grabbing Xander by his head and beginning to get him up to his feet.
Stew-O: BUT XANDER TAKES VIZ’S GOLDEN SHOVEL AND DRIVES IT IN THE ABDOMEN OF ITS OWNER! Viz stumbles back trying to retreat away from Xander while he rises up to his feet, WITH VIZ RUNNING FORWARD IN HOPES OF RECOVERY! BUT FALLING RIGHT INTO ‘OVERDOSE’ AS A RESULT! VIZ CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND THANKS TO THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE WHILE XANDER COLLAPSES DOWN ON TOP OF HIM, PINNING HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT FOR AN EARLY ELIMINATION!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER CAN ONLY WISH THAT VIZ WOULD GO DOWN THAT EASILY, KICK OUT!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION SHOWING RESILIENCE IN THIS MATCH UP, AS EXPECTED, DESPITE BEING HIT BY NOT ONE, BUT TWO ‘OVERDOSE’ DISCUS PALM STRIKES! I’M NOT SURE IF IT WAS ANY OF THE WEAPONS THAT DID IT, OR THOSE PALM STRIKES, BUT IT SEEMS THAT VIZ’S NOSE COULD BE BROKEN AS POOLS OF BLOOD IS NOW POURING DOWN ONTO THE MAT, PAINTING IT RED AS IF IT WAS A BLANK CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: It’s a tough spot for the World Heavyweight Champion for sure, and Xander is looking to capitalize on it! Xander clutching onto the arm of Viz before bringing him back up to his feet, throwing him towards the ropes with an Irish whip attempt, WITH XANDER GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! But Viz barely manages to duck under it before running to the opposite pair of ropes! BUT IT’S XANDER THAT TURNS AROUND, SEEING IT COMING AS HE LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE VIZ OVER THE TOP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ PULLS THE ROPES DOWN SENDING XANDER FLYING OVER THE TOP AND TO THE BARREN OUTSIDE OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER STRUCTURE! XANDER IS ABLE TO BRACE FOR IMPACT, USING HIS FEET TO DAMPEN THE FALL! He’s not entirely safe right now, after all the entire structure is made of literal steel, and any bad landing will hurt 10 times more!
Stew-O: Viz is about to leave the ring and join Xander on the outside, but it looks like he sees Jack Ripley out of the corner beginning to rise up with the railroad spike in hand! JACK RUNNING TOWARDS VIZ LOOKING TO TAKE HIM OFF GUARD! BUT IT’S VIZ THAT MANAGES TO POP HIM UP OFF HIS FEET THROWING HIM OVER HIS HEAD AND SENDING JACK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL! BUT IT’S JACK THAT TURNS IT INTO AN AERIAL ATTACK DRIVING THE RAILROAD SPIKE INTO THE CHEST OF XANDER IN A VAULTING PLANCHA VARIATION!
Flannery McCoy: Jack keeping himself mounted onto a grounded Xander who clutches his chest in pain, BEFORE RAISING THE RAILROAD SPIKE ABOVE HIS HEAD AND LOOKING TO DRIVE IT DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF XANDER! But Xander with all of his might manages to grab ahold of the spike just in time before that can make contact with him! Xander tries his best to fight off Jack but Jack seems absolutely relentless right now in his attempt!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK WHO IT IS! THE VISUAL PROPHET RUNNING IN AND CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL CURB STOMP TO THE BACK OF JACK’S HEAD, WHICH FORCED THE RAILROAD SPIKE PASS XANDER’S WAY OF DEFENSE AND DRIVES IT RIGHT AGAINST HIS SKULL AS HIS ENTIRE BODY DROPS LIMP! XANDER IS OUT COLD WITH VIZ SEEING THE OPPORTUNITY AND DROPPING DOWN, GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRR-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF IT WITH THE LAST FIBER OF HIS BEING!
Flannery McCoy: Xander has managed to escape, but he’s probably in the worst condition out of everyone in this match, even the bloodied and battered Visual Prophet that looms over him. Viz looks to continue where Jack left off, BUT JACK DOESN’T LOOK TOO HAPPY HIMSELF! GOING FOR ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME!’ JACK RISING UP TO HIS FEET AND GOING FOR A RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET WHILE HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen Viz manages to grab onto the ropes and pull himself towards it leaving nobody home for Jack! Jack stumbles forward but manages to collect himself, TURNING AROUND AND BEING MET WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST BY VIZ WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jack tumbles down to the mat, falling against the chamber pod of Terry Chambers who looks like one unhappy camper not being involved in the action at the moment. Jack trying to get back up, BUT VIZ RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE SANDWICHING JACK’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS KNEECAP AND THE GLASS OF THE CHAMBER POD!
(Viz smirks while looking around at the EAW Universe through the chain-linked structure before pulling himself away and looking at the aforementioned Terry Chambers, who looks at the World Heavyweight Champion stoically. Viz, simply waves at him before turning around and focusing on Xander Payne while the countdown begins.)
Stew-O: Well Viz might come to regret that gesture as the countdown begins and we await our third entry into the Extreme Elimination Chamber! Who will it be?!
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BUZZ!!!!!
(The lights then begin to dim while a spotlight whirls around the Chamber, focusing in on the three pods that are occupied by Elitists in this match. After a while, the spotlight comes to a halt and shines down upon a singular person.)
(Johnny Andrews.)
Flannery McCoy: HERE COMES JOHNNY ANDREWS, WHO SPRINTS RIGHT OUT OF THE CHAMBER WITH HIS SHEATH COVERED KATANA AND JOINS THE BATTLE! Viz, the closest person and the only one up, ENTERS INTO THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS JOHNNY! BUT JOHNNY TAKES THE KATANA AND SLAMS THE SHEATH COVERING RIGHT AGAINST THE ABDOMEN OF VIZ STABBING HIM WITH THE GOLD SHARDS THAT ARE EMBEDDED INTO IT!
(Johnny rips off the glass shard-covered sheath of the katana and reveals a beautiful katana made entirely out of light tubes that glimmers under the spotlight of the Lucas Oil Stadium. Johnny then turns his head to look at Viz who is down on a knee in excruciating pain…)
Johnny Andrews: (Off-Mic) ONI GIRI!
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY SWINGS THE KATANA TOWARDS THE HEAD OF VIZ! HE’S GOING TO DECAPITATE HIM!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S A SWING AND A MISS AS VIZ DIPS HIS HEAD DOWNWARDS JUST IN TIME! Johnny swings himself around upon meeting nothing but air, turning on his heels, BEFORE SWINGING THE KATANA ONCE MORE!
Johnny Andrews: (Off-Mic) TORA GARI!
Flannery McCoy: But once again Viz manages to duck under it! Johnny looks absolutely pissed at the moment, BEFORE HE DECIDES TO SPIN AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S HEAD TO TAKE HIM OFF GUARD!
Jake Mercer: Johnny then turns his attention away from Viz before making his way towards the other two people who are in this match at the moment. Johnny leaves the ring with his katana in hand and scans the scene, looking between Xander Payne who has finally begun to show some sign of life and Jack Ripley who is trying to get himself back up to his feet. JOHNNY TAKING HIS KATANA AND RUNNING TOWARDS JACK, LOOKING TO STAB HIM!
Johnny Andrews: (Off-Mic) SANTORYU OGI!
Stew-O: BUT JACK SIDE STEPS BEFORE IT CAN TOUCH HIM AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO HIS FACE WHICH DROPS BOTH JOHNNY AND HIS KATANA TO THE GROUND! Johnny is grounded but is quickly beginning to stagger up to his feet, WHILE JACK JUMPS UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO FALL BACK JUST IN TIME AND SLAM JACK AGAINST THE CHAIN LINK FENCING! Johnny keeping himself upwards while keeping Jack up onto his shoulders, SPINNING HIM AROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A BRUTAL SITOUT POWERBOMB TO FOLLOW UP!
Jake Mercer: Johnny kips right back up to his feet, feeling it now while yelling a battle cry which gets the crowd up to their feet. BEFORE XANDER RUINS IT WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHICH PROMPTLY DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Johnny clutching onto his head while trying to get himself up to his feet, BUT XANDER CLUTCHES HIS HEAD, THROWING HIM AGAINST THE CHAINLINK WALLS! Johnny catches himself like a spider, clutching on to prevent himself from falling, BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO RAM HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF JOHNNY! But Johnny manages to move out of the way as Xander meets nothing as a result! Johnny manages to keep himself afloat, he won’t be denied!
Stew-O: Johnny then uses his boot to kick Xander right in the head, stunning him momentarily, Xander now using the chain link to keep himself on his own two feet, stopping himself from dropping right into the steel, making that kick even worse for him as landing on steel, well, you can figure that out! Johnny Andrews steadies himself, looking to do something big… BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE TOP, AND USING XANDER AS A STEPPING STONE, BEFORE SLINGSHOTTING OVER TO A NOW-STANDING VISUAL PROPHET! JOHNNY TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A SPEAR!!! HE FALLS INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ POWERS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet was not going to stay down for long, even if Johnny was able to deliver an even bigger move, I doubt the champion was going to stay down for long, and it shows here! Johnny Andrews pushes himself off the mat, but Xander sees Viz – and quite frankly, doesn’t care about anyone else! He grabs Johnny by the hair, and throws him back into the ring! Johnny lands back-first on the white canvas, as Xander is now focusing on The Visual Prophet, and The Visual Prophet alone! He bends down to grab onto his wrist…
Jake Mercer: WAIT! JOHNNY VAULTED, ROLLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, ALMOST AS IF HE HAD NEVER TAKEN ANY DAMAGE, BEFORE TURNING AROUND TO FACE XANDER, WHO DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE!
Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS SPRINTS TOWARDS THE ROPES, BEFORE BASEBALL SLIDING UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND ENDING JUST UNDERNEATH THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION, WHO LOOKS SHOCKED, HE DIDN’T EXPECT JOHNNY TO APPEAR AGAIN! JOHNNY KIPS UP, STRAIGHT INTO A HURRICANRANA POSITION, BEFORE SENDING HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE CHAINLINK! WHAT A MANEUVER BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!
Flannery McCoy: That was not expected whatsoever, from anyone in this arena! Johnny using his in-ring IQ, and parkour ability, to take Xander Payne down momentarily with that hurricanrana! Johnny Andrews stands up, and turns around looking to face Viz- BUT VIZ IS BACK ON HIS FEET! HE SWINGS THE GOLDEN SHOVEL RIGHT AT JOHNNY’S HEAD, BUT HE DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! PUNCH TO VIZ’S HEAD! ANOTHER! A THIRD! HE LOOKS TO CLOSE IT UP WITH A FOURTH… ‘PROPHET DRIVER’!!! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, THEN INTO THE COVER!
(However, just before the cover is initiated, yet another countdown begins…)
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ONNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
3…
TWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
2…
THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Jake Mercer: JOHNNY ANDREWS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT, BUT LOOK AT WHERE THE SPOTLIGHT IS SHINING!!!
BUZZ!!!
(The camera pans over to the left, alongside Visual Prophet’s head, as a spotlight is cast over one of the pods, before eventually, the referees on the outside pull back. A pod door opens, allowing…)
(Xavier Williams to enter.)
Stew-O: Xavier Williams steps through the pod, without a weapon in hand, as he quickly moves around the posts and goes DIRECTLY for Viz! Xavier throws a huge clothesline, but Viz ducks underneath it just in time, before he starts to lay in the jabs to Xavier! Though, at this point, they’re not really affecting Xavier, combining his freshness and Viz’s damage! Xavier catches one of the punches, before throwing Viz straight into the chainlink!
Flannery McCoy: But Viz doesn’t let the damage affect him, quickly bouncing forward before hitting a huge clothesline across the throat of Xavier Williams, sending him crashing straight into the ground! Viz is obviously in pain because of that chainlink, but he’s not letting it damage him whatsoever! He’s not letting it keep him down, or hold him back, and that’s going to be more obvious, as he grabs Xav…
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet lifts Xavier Williams off his feet, before connecting with a forearm right to the head! Xavier seems stunned, and this gives Viz the chance to go and grab a weapon… he bends down, and grabs that bloody railroad spike! That railroad spike that has stabbed Xander not once, or twice, but three times, and now Viz looks to use that against Xavier Williams! Viz lifts that above his head… BEFORE SWINGING IT STRAIGHT INTO XAVIER’S EYE-
Stew-O: NO! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS ABLE TO PERFORM A FORWARD ROLL TO AVOID THAT RAILROAD SPIKE, BEFORE BOUNCING UP ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE POLE… BEFORE MOONSAULTING OFF! VIZ DUCKS, BUT XAVIER LANDS ON HIS FEET! XAVIER ALMOST INSTANTLY HAS BEEN ABLE TO RECOVER FROM THAT CLOTHESLINE AND THAT FOREARM STRIKE RIGHT TO HIS JAW, AND IS NOW USING HIS ATHLETICISM AND AGILITY TO COUNTER EVERYTHING THAT THE VISUAL PROPHET IS THROWING IN HIS DIRECTION! VIZ RUNS BACK TOWARDS XAVIER WILLIAMS, RAISING UP THAT RAILROAD SPIKE INTO THE AIR… BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN GET TO SWING IT, AS XAVIER RUNS IN HIS DIRECTION ALSO, AND HITS A RUNNING SPANISH FLY!!! VIZ ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier Williams isn’t too far behind, though, as he rolls underneath the bottom rope and follows Viz in! He isn’t giving him room to breathe, and even though he’s already admitted that he doesn’t care about this chamber, he’s still looking to represent the title he holds ahead of next week, and what a better way to make a statement than to beat The Visual Prophet, than to eliminate the World Champion! Xavier Williams grabs The Visual Prophet by his ears, and lifts him to his knees!
Jake Mercer: Xavier Williams sets The Champ up where he needs him, before taking a step back! Xavier then hits a roundhouse kick straight to the chest, which hurts Viz pretty badly! That chest has already gathered a lot of blood due to his nose, and Xavier could then add a bruise, and perhaps even worse, onto the already damaged champ! Xavier swings another roundhouse at that chest, before following up with a third, using a hard hitting flurry of moves to damage the champ… BEFORE CLOSING IT WITH ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE, THIS TIME TO THE HEAD!
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET DUCKS! HOWEVER, LOOK BEHIND XAV! JACK RIPLEY ON THE APRON SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING TO DDT XAVIER, BUT XAVIER CATCHES HIM BY THE WAIST AT THE LAST SECOND! WE KNOW RIPLEY ISN’T GOING TO LET THAT STOP HIM THOUGH, AS HE GOES TO ENZUIGIRI VIZ LIKE HE DID EARLIER… NO! VIZ DUCKS, AND NOW XAVIER THROWS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!
Jake Mercer: BUT JACK RIPLEY ISN’T GOING TO STAY PAUSED FOR LONG, AS THE SECOND HE HITS THE TURNBUCKLES HE SPRINTS FORWARD ALMOST INSTANTLY! XAVIER WITH A POP-UP, OVER HIS OWN HEAD…
Stew-O: BUT A METEORA FROM JACK RIPLEY TAKES THE VISUAL PROPHET DOWN TO THE MAT! CONNECTING WITH THE POP-UP DOUBLE KNEES, HE TAKES THE WORLD CHAMPION OUT ONCE AGAIN, WHEREAS XAVIER WILLIAMS STANDS IN THE CORNER LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!
Flannery McCoy: XAVIER WILLIAMS GRABS JACK RIPLEY FROM BEHIND, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP STRAIGHT ONTO HIS FEET! XAVIER HAS HIM IN A BAD POSITION NOW, BUT FIRST, HE BEGINS TO WEAR HIM DOWN WITH A PLETHORA OF FOREARMS TO THE ARCH OF HIS BACK! A FIRST! A SECOND! A THIRD! THREE FOREARMS TO THE BACK, BEFORE FINALLY, THROWING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES… WAIT! XANDER CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS! XANDER IS BACK IN THIS MATCHUP, THROWING JACK RIPLEY TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: ONCE AGAIN HOLDING THE SUPER SLEDGE BY IT’S HANDLE, XANDER PAYNE SLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES! JACK RIPLEY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT IT’S NOT BEFORE LONG THAT HE’S HIT WITH THAT SLEDGE RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH, LEAVING A BURN MARK RIGHT ACROSS HIS TORSO, BEFORE HE GETS ANOTHER RIGHT ON THE BACK! RIPLEY CRAWLS AWAY TO THE CORNER, BEFORE XAVIER CHARGES AT XANDER… SUPER SLEDGE RIGHT TO THE GUT! HE JUST GOT TAKEN DOWN-
Stew-O: WAIT! THE PIPING HOT STEEL OF THE SLEDGE COMPLETELY MISSED XAVIER’S STOMACH, AS HE SIDESTEPPED AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! AT WORST, THE FLAMES BARELY GRAZED HIM! XAV GRABS THE HANDLE OF THE WEAPON, BEFORE SENDING IT STRAIGHT INTO XANDER’S CHEST, WHICH ALLOWS HIS GRIP TO LET GO, AS DOES HIS; THE WEAPON DROPPING TO THE MAT! XANDER DROPS TO HIS KNEES!
Jake Mercer: BUT NOW XAVIER WILLIAMS TURNS AROUND, AND HITS THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR A CROSSBODY-
Flannery McCoy: BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN, AS THE TWO THEN DROP DOWN TO THE CANVAS, HOLDING ONTO THEIR STOMACHS IN PAIN! THEY BOTH LOOKED FOR THE SAME MOVE, AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM GOT AN ADVANTAGE! INSTEAD THEY’RE NOW LYING DOWN IN PAIN ,JUST AS VIZ AND XANDER ARE! NOT A SINGLE MAN IS STILL STANDING!
(As Xavier Williams and Jack Ripley hold onto their stomachs, wincing in pain after being winded pretty badly, Xander Payne slowly starts to recover, alongside The Visual Prophet. They both get to their knees at the same time, facing one another…)
Jake Mercer: And now the former and current World Champion go eye-to-eye, after being taken out, resting on each other’s foreheads just to keep upright! It’s so clear there’s no love lost between these two, as their disdain for one another is through the roof, and that’s evident! Xander Payne grabs Viz by the head, before delivering a forearm! However, The Visual Prophet doesn’t let that damage him all too much! He returns a forearm back to Xander!
Flannery McCoy: And now at the side of them, Jack Ripley and Xavier Williams do the same! Using one another to pull each other up, they begin to trade forearm strikes right in the center of the ring, without any hint of slowing down! Xander! Ripley! Viz! Xavier! Xander! Viz! Xander! Viz! And now, Xavier grabs Ripley by the head, before throwing him into Xander and Viz!!!
(As all three men begin to stumble around their small area, Xavier Williams tries to grab Xander and Jack by their hair… however, the camera then pans elsewhere.)
Stew-O: Oh my God, guys! The camera just panned over to Johnny Andrews, standing on top of a chamber pod!! He looks down at all of the Elitists fighting in the center of the ring, almost as if they were his prey… before he… grabs onto the Chamber roof? What on earth is he even doing here? He’s using the Chamber like monkey bars!
Jake Mercer: That’s right, Stew-O, he’s climbing across the chamber as if it was a children’s play set, or better yet, Terry Chamber’s diet plan! He’s making his way closer and closer to the very top, looking down at his opponents… wait, you don’t think? He’s not gonna… Johnny! No! Don’t do this! Is it even worth it, Johnny? OH… OH MY GOD!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS RELEASES HIS GRIP, BEFORE PERFORMING A HUGE CORKSCREW SENTON, TAKING EVERYBODY OUT, INCLUDING HIMSELF!!! FROM THE CEILING OF THE FUCKING CHAMBER!!!
Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS JUST RISKED LIFE AND LIMB FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! HE CLIMBED ALL THE WAY UP TO THE VERY TOP LIKE A DAMN SPIDER, AND PERFORMED A HUGE CORKSCREW SENTON RIGHT ONTO THE FOUR MEN FIGHTING BELOW HIM! EVEN IF HE TOOK HIMSELF OUT BECAUSE OF IT, HE TOOK DOWN **EVERYBODY** AND NOW ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS COVER ANY ONE OF THEM, AND WE’LL SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE MATCH! JOHNNY ANDREWS BEGINS TO STIR…
(However, the countdown begins for the last time…)
Stew-O: :lupe:!!!!
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(Johnny Andrews hears the countdown, and looks towards the last remaining pod…)
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BUZZ!!!
(Suddenly, the spotlight is cast, and it lights up on Terry, who is already swinging his Barbed Wire Ball and Chain, prepared for yet another Extreme Elimination Chamber. The door then swings open, and he rushes straight through them, looking directly at Johnny Andrews.)
Flannery McCoy: OH MAN! THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS FOR JOHNNY ANDREWS, NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST!!! TERRY CHAMBERS STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES, AS JOHNNY SLOWLY TRIES TO GET BACK UP TO HIS KNEES! THAT DOESN’T MATTER, THOUGH, AS TERRY CHAMBERS SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN STRAIGHT INTO HIS FUCKING CHEST!!! TERRY COVERS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO POP THE SHOULDER UP! JOHNNY ESCAPES! TERRY CHAMBERS IS QUICK TO GET BACK UP, HOWEVER, AS HE DOESN’T WANT TO WASTE ANY TIME! HE TURNS AROUND, AS ALL FOUR MEMBERS SLOWLY START TO RECOVER ALSO! WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS HAND, DANGLING DOWN, TERRY CHAMBERS IS THE FRESHEST IN THE MATCH, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE ONLY MAN CURRENTLY STANDING!
Stew-O: AND HE LOOKS TO USE THIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE NOW, AS HE SPRINTS TOWARDS XANDER PAYNE WHO IS ON HIS KNEES, AND SWINGS THAT BALL AND CHAIN STRAIGHT INTO HIS ALREADY-BLOODIED CHEST! THAT SLICED UP SHIRT ISN’T GOING TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE BARBED WIRE ANYMORE!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW TERRY TURNS AROUND, TO FOCUS HIS ATTENTION ON JACK RIPLEY, WHO IS ON HIS KNEES FACING AWAY FROM HIM! THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE IS LOOKING TO TAKE DOWN ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY, AS HE CHARGES AT JACK RIPLEY, AND SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN RIGHT INTO HIS DAMN SPINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: XAVIER WILLIAMS IS THE NEXT TO TRY TERRY CHAMBERS, ONLY THIS TIME, IT’S HE WHO STARTS THE ENCOUNTER! HE SWINGS TERRY AROUND, LOOKING TO DROP HIM WITH A HAYMAKER, BUT TERRY AT HIS FAST PACE DUCKS IT, BEFORE SWINGING THAT BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN INTO XAVIER’S THIGH, LITERALLY GETTING IT STUCK IN THERE! THAT BALL AND CHAIN IS STUCK INSIDE OF XAVIER’S THIGH, AND AS HE DROPS TO THE GROUND, HE’S FORCED TO FUCKING RIP IT OUT OF HIS FLESH!
(Terry Chambers stands back up, before posing as he takes laps around the ring, already hyped up completely, with the crowd chanting his name. He beats his chest, however, his movements get slower, as The Visual Prophet steps up to him…)
Stew-O: Now THIS is a face-off I need to see in this match! With blood trickling down The Visual Prophet’s face, he refuses to back down from a fight, because he IS a great champion! Terry Chambers has not taken a single bit of damage, he was able to swiftly take down the rest of the Elitists, but now without a weapon, these two are going to face off against each other! Standing there, yet to throw a strike, they go face-to-face!
Jake Mercer: Viz slowly stumbled up to him, and quite frankly, Terry had the chance to do what he did with the others, but he didn’t! The two begin to trash talk one another, eye-to-eye, face-to-face, mano-a-mano, with their goals and intentions being one in the same! They want the same thing, but only ONE of them can get it… and they know this! Terry Chambers extends his arms, allowing Viz to get a free shot… BUT VIZ PIE-FACES HIM, SHOVING HIM BACKWARD WITH HIS PALM, DIRECTLY IN HIS FACE!! Terry chuckles… BEFORE THE TWO CHARGE FORWARD! THEY TRADE FOREARM STRIKES!!!
Stew-O: Despite how fresh Terry Chambers may actually be, The Visual Prophet is not backing down, and as a matter of fact, he’s not even phased by these forearms! By the way his facial expressions look, it’s damn obvious that they hurt, however, he’s not letting them stun him, or send him back – he and Terry are in the same damn position here! Forearm, after forearm, after forearm, yet still neither one of them are even showing signs of giving up! And more importantly, neither are showing signs of losing control! For a man with what was assumed to be a broken nose, The Visual Prophet is fighting on all cylinders here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Stew-O, Terry must have heard you with some supersonic hearing, because the moment you said that, he instantly had to duck a clothesline, and kick The Visual Prophet in the knee! Viz drops down onto all fours, and is now in a vulnerable position for Terry! Terry grabs him by both of his arms, looking to hit that Butterfly DDT, slowly pulling The Visual Prophet off of his feet! If that DDT connects, it could possibly be lights out for Viz, or at the very least, be one second closer to it! Terry pulls Viz to his feet-
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ PLANTS HIS HIPS DOWN! He makes sure that all of his body weight is pulling AWAY from the DDT, making sure that it’s an overwhelming amount of strength Terry is actually WASTING, and making sure it’s near enough impossible for him to pull that weight down without losing a grip! Terry, however, tries to loosen him up! He starts to hit forearm clubs right onto his back, in an attempt to weaken, and wear him down! But it looks like it may be working now, as Terry pulls back his leg… ‘CHAMBERS OF PAIN-’
Stew-O: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET IS ABLE TO HOOK THE ARM, AND SPIN OUT OF IT! HE ESCAPES HIS IMMINENT DANGER, ESCAPES THAT BROKEN NOSE GOING STRAIGHT INTO THAT CANVAS, AND NOW LOOKS TO TURN IT INTO SOMETHING OF HIS OWN OFFENSE, AS HE GOES FOR THE ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’ BULLHAMMER ELBOW!!!
**CRACK!**
Stew-O: BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS FROM BEHIND! HE CRACKS THE SHEATHED LIGHT TUBE KATANA, THAT SHEATH THAT IS COVERED WITH GLASS SHARDS, RIGHT OVER THE VISUAL PROPHET’S BACK! VIZ DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, BEFORE JOHNNY UNSHEATHS THE BLADE! TERRY CHAMBERS TURNS AROUND… BEFORE JOHNNY IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO HIS HEAD, AND SLICES THAT BLADE ACROSS THE FOREHEAD! TERRY STUMBLES AWAY AS BLOOD STARTS TO POUR DOWN HIS FACE!!!
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS LETS GO OF HIS WEAPON, AS HE TURNS AROUND TO FACE VIZ! SLOWLY RECOVERING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, VIZ CONTINUES TO MOVE FORWARD, WITH JOHNNY IN HIS SIGHT… ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’… DODGED! SUPERKICK FROM JOHNNY! SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD, AND VIZ IS DOWN! I’M GETTING DEJA VU, GUYS!
Stew-O: BECAUSE IT WAS LAST YEAR THAT A SUPERKICK PLAYED A ROLE IN HIS DOWNFALL, THAT ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’ FROM CHRIS ELITE KNOCKED HIM DOWN ,AND AS JOHNNY HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE, IT’S OBVIOUS HE HAS DONE HIS RESEARCH! IT’S OBVIOUS HE HAD THOUGHT ABOUT HOW TO BEAT VIZ, AND HE’S GOING TO DO WHAT IT TOOK TO BEAT HIM LAST TIME! HE STANDS ON THE TOP ROPE…
Jake Mercer: 630 SENTON FROM JOHNNY ANDREWS ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW HE LOST LAST YEAR! VIZ COULD BE OUT FIRST **AGAIN** FOR A SECOND YEAR IN A ROW! JOHNNY HOOKS THE LEG!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! WE ARE GUARANTEED…
Flannery McCoy: A FIGHTING CHAMPION! VIZ KICKS OUT!!!!!
(Johnny Andrews sits up, and contrasting Chris Elite’s smirk from last year, he has an annoyed, and frustrated look on his face.)
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champ is not out just yet! He’s not out of this match, he’s still alive and kicking!
Flannery McCoy: But Johnny Andrews shouldn’t feel safe, as suddenly Xavier Williams jumps into the mix!!! Catching him off guard, he connects with ‘Divinity’!!! The 720 Degree Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick!!! Johnny Andrews did not see that coming at all!!!
Jake Mercer: He didn’t in the slightest! However, that’s not going to be all it takes to keep Johnny down, as he starts to roll back towards the turnbuckles!!! Using the middle rope to pull himself up, he attempts to recover- But Xavier is one step ahead!!! He sprints forward… BAM! BICYCLE KNEE TO THE BACK OF JOHNNY’S HEAD, THAT HEAD PRESSED UP AGAINST THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, JOHNNY ANDREWS COULD BE UNCONSCIOUS HERE!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT, BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DONE!!! XAV GRABS JOHNNY BY THE WRIST, AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: IT’S SO OBVIOUS WHAT XAVIER HAS IN STORE FOR HIM HERE, SEEKING TO CONNECT WITH A THIRD SIGNATURE MANOEUVRE, AS HE LOOKS AWAY FROM JOHNNY, TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE SPRINTS, BEFORE LEAPING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE… AS HE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD ‘ASHES OF THE PHOENIX’ CUTTER!!!!
Flannery McCoy: OH SHI-
Stew-O: BUT OUT OF ABSOLUTE NOWHERE, AND OUT OF THE AIR, JACK RIPLEY IS ABLE TO PUSH JOHNNY DOWN AND STAB XAVIER WILLIAMS IN THE SHOULDER WITH HIS RAILROAD SPIKE!!! BLOOD GUSHES EVERYWHERE, AS XAVIER DROPS ONTO THE MAT IN PAIN!! WE SAW THIS LAST YEAR, TOO, AS JACK BEAT JAMIE LIKE THIS… HE STEPS BACK…
**YYOUUUUUUUUUU’LL FLOAAAAAAAAAAAAT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**
Flannery McCoy: AND IT CONNECTS! THE SUPERKICK RIGHT OFF OF XAVIER WILLIAMS’ JAW SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT, JUST AS HE GOT TO HIS KNEES, ONLY THIS TIME HE’S UNCONSCIOUS! JACK RIPLEY GRABS ONTO THE RAILROAD SPIKE AND REMOVES IT FROM XAVIER’S ARM, BEFORE GOING INTO THE COVER!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Stephie Love: Xavier Williams has been eliminated!!!
Stew-O: :damn: :damn: The first elimination of the match!!! Jack Ripley used that superkick, and surprise attack, to his advantage, and was able to get one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions out of the match!!!!
(Jack Ripley rolls away from Xavier Williams, who is unconscious in the center of the ring. Momentarily, the match stops, as the door to the chamber itself opens, and the referee helps Xavier roll out of the ring. Eventually, after coming to his senses, he’s able to crawl out himself. All the while Jack Ripley sits watching him, with a satisfactory smile painted across his face. Dusting off his hands, he slowly begins to stand back up on his feet. With five people all remaining in the chamber, and himself the only one standing, he extends his arms, and the crowd begins to cheer. However, those cheers transform into boos, as Xander Payne grabs onto his knee pad!)
Flannery McCoy: Oh, but here comes the former champ! Jack Ripley just had a moment to himself right there, perhaps confidence was scourging through his body after that elimination, and you know damn well that Jack Ripley is capable of getting another! That’s if he’s able to shake Xander Payne off, that is! Xander starts to crawl up Jack’s leg, but to push him back, Jack uses his palm to pie-face, and pry him back! Practically pushing Xander’s head backward, just to hope he hits the mat!
Stew-O: But with every nudge, Xander gets closer to standing back up, until he eventually begins to strike him in the side of his chest! This forces him to stumble back, before Xander finally recovers! Putting both fists up, he starts to connect with huge jabs to the side of his head! Jack Ripley is dazed, stunned, and now it’s Xander’s time to regain control! Xander connects with an inner forearm, spinning Jack inside out, before he hooks the waist… SAITO SUPLEX!!! ‘DAWNBREAKER’ CONNECTS, SPIKING JACK ON BOTH OF HIS SHOULDERS! BUT HERE COMES TERRY!
Jake Mercer: TERRY QUICK TO CAPITALIZE HERE, HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, BEFORE HITTING THE ROPES! XANDER DOESN’T EVEN NOTICES HE’S THERE UNTIL EVENTUALLY, TERRY CONNECTS WITH A SLIDING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, THAT KNOCKS HIM STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT! Xander must be in a lot of pain here! And Terry makes sure to inflict even more pain, as he reaches over and grabs his Ball and Chain, coated in Barbed Wire! This isn’t going to end well for one of these men in the ring, not at all, and I don’t think it will end well for Xander!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers steps up behind the Paynekiller, and looks to add a new spin on that nickname for himself, as he places the chain around Xander’s throat, and begins to choke him out, whilst lifting him off the mat!
Flannery McCoy: But whilst he’s getting choked, Xander is reaching forward for his Super Sledge! If he can just grasp onto it, he’d be able to counter-
Stew-O: BUT TERRY STARTS TO PULL HIM AWAY! HE MAKES SURE HE DOESN’T GET IT… BUT XANDER WITH A SNAPMARE!!!
(Upon rolling Terry away from him, Xander leaps forward and grabs the handle to his ‘Super Sledge.’)
Stew-O: AND HE GETS IT! HE GETS THAT SUPER SLEDGE, AND NOW HE CAN TRULY FIGHT BACK! XANDER SLOWLY STANDS UP WITH THAT SLEDGE… BUT TERRY SWINGS FIRST!!!
(The ball and chain is ducked by Xander, just sweeping over his head, however, it connects with the constantly-burning flames that are on top of the sledgehammer. Over the course of a few seconds, the barbed wire on that ball and chain suddenly begin to catch alight…)
Flannery McCoy: OH NO! THAT BARBED WIRE BALL & CHAIN HAS NOW CAUGHT FIRE, JUST BECAUSE OF A MISHAP! TERRY SEEMS TO BE CONFUSED, STEPPING BACK, TRYING TO KEEP IT AWAY FROM HIM! I’M NOT SURE WHAT IT WAS THAT ATTRACTED THE FIRE, BUT IT CERTAINLY WILL HELP TERRY…
Jake Mercer: IF THAT FORMERLY FAT FUCK KNOWS HOW TO USE IT, THAT IS, BECAUSE XANDER DOES NOT SEEM TO BE BOTHERED! HE KICKS TERRY RIGHT INTO THE GOT, PUTTING HIM IN A GREAT POSITION TO BE ATTACKED… BEFORE RAISING THE SLEDGEHAMMER… NO! TERRY BIG BOOTS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE! NOW HE SWINGS THE BALL AND CHAIN!!!
Stew-O: WHICH BURNS XANDER PAYNE’S RIGHT ARM! XANDER WAS ABLE TO LIFT THEM UP, HOWEVER, THAT BARBED WIRE ALONGSIDE THE FIRE COMPLETELY FUCKED THAT ARM UP! EVEN TERRY SEEMS TO BE SHOCKED!!!
Flannery McCoy: TERRY’S WEAPON HAS JUST BECOME SO MUCH MORE LETHAL BECAUSE OF THAT ONE MISTAKE, AND NOW HE SHOULD USE IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE! HE COULD FINISH XANDER PAYNE RIGHT HERE- BUT WAIT! JACK RIPLEY FROM BEHIND! HE CONNECTS WITH A SOCCER KICK TO TERRY’S WRIST, FORCING THAT WEAPON TO THE STEEL PLATING ON THE OUTSIDE BEFORE TERRY TURNS AROUND! KNEE TO THE GUT!!! TERRY CHAMBERS IS WINDED DUE TO THAT ATTACK ON HIS STOMACH! HERE COMES XANDER…
Jake Mercer: WHO CATCHES A TERRY CHAMBERS WHO WAS JUST PUSHED IN HIS DIRECTION! XANDER HAS HIM IN THE DDT POSITION, AND JACK LEAPS FORWARD AND NECKBREAKERS XANDER! XANDER INADVERTENTLY DDT’S TERRY CHAMBERS, AND JACK HAD JUST USED HIS INTUITION TO TAKE BOTH OF THOSE TWO MEN OUT!
Stew-O: Jack Ripley rolls out onto the apron, seemingly looking for a weapon, however, the only thing he can find is that Golden Shovel introduced by none other than the reigning, and defending Champion himself, The Visual Prophet. Jack sees no harm in using it, however – of course outside of his opponent’s – and grabs it by the handle! Jack has some use of that weapon in mind here, and I can only guess that it’s something bad!
Flannery McCoy: That would be right, Stew-O, that weapon IS a shovel, however, there’s a lot of uses for it, and knowing Jack Ripley is in possession of it, I can only assume he’s going to use it to great measures! Jack enters the ring once again, stumbling over the two hurt bodies on the ground, before making his way to the opposite turnbuckle! And he… he starts to remove the turnbuckles? Jack removes the top, before moving onto the middle… then the bottom… what does he have in store? He rests that Shovel against all of the exposed turnbuckles…
Stew-O: BUT BEHIND HIM! HERE COMES VIZ! THE VISUAL PROPHET FROM BEHIND, HOOKING HIS ARM AND SPINNING HIM AROUND, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’!!! THE SPINNING BACKFIST KNOCKS JACK RIPLEY DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE VIZ STUMBLES BACKWARDS! THE CROWD JUST WENT OFF THEIR FEET, AS THE VISUAL PROPHET, PERHAPS THE FAVORITE TO WIN THIS MATCH, JUST DOWNED AN ELITIST, MAYBE ELIMINATING HIM TO GET CLOSER TO WINNING! VIZ GOES FOR THE COVER-
Jake Mercer: OH, YOU SLY DEVIL! JOHNNY ANDREWS WAS PLAYING POSSUM ON THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW HE’S COMING TO STEAL THE PINFALL! HE HOOKS VIZ’S TIGHTS, AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES, BEFORE COVERING RIPLEY!!!
OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT RIPLEY POPS THE SHOULDER UP! RIPLEY ESCAPES THE PINFALL- WAIT, NO! JOHNNY ANDREWS ATTEMPTS TO LOCK IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE, WHICH INSTANTLY PERKS JACK RIPLEY UP! HE’S LOOKING TO SQUEEZE THE ARMS TOGETHER… SNAPMARE! RIPLEY ROLLS ANDREWS FORWARD, BEFORE GETTING BACK ONTO HIS FEET… ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!’
**SMASH!**
Stew-O: BUT ANDREWS PICKS UP THE LIGHT TUBE KATANA, AND SMASHES IT OVER HIS HEAD! THIS TURNED OUT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST USEFUL WEAPONS, AS THAT STURDY GLASS HAS NOT ONLY SLICED PEOPLE OPEN BUT HAS NOW SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES, LEAVING ONLY HALF OF IT, WITH JAGGED EDGES! MORE IMPORTANTLY, BLOOD IS POURING DOWN FROM RIPLEY’S FACE AT A MILLION MILES PER HOUR! THIS ISN’T GOOD! THIS ISN’T GOOD! JOHNNY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET… ‘SKULL CRACKER’ BUTTERFLY DDT!!! THE GLASS SHARDS GO DEEPER INTO HIS HEAD! JOHNNY SHOOTS THE HALF, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: Jack Ripley has been eliminated!
Flannery McCoy: HUH?!?!?
Crowd: :krabs: :krabs: :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH THE FUCKING UPSET OF A CENTURY! OUT OF NOWHERE! IN A MATTER OF SECONDS, HE IS ABLE TO TAKE A FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION OUT OF THE EQUATION!
(Johnny Andrews rolls away from Jack Ripley’s bleeding body, butt-scooching across to the center of the ring with a cocky grin on his face. The camera pans across the crowd, with some members of the audience with their hands on their heads, confused, and shocked, as to what they have just witnessed. Jack Ripley, a man who has proven he could be in it for the long haul, has been eliminated…)
Flannery McCoy: This is HUGE for Johnny Andrews here tonight, as he just scored a victory over a former World Champion for the second time in his career! Not only does he have a one-up over Terry, but now he has one against JACK RIPLEY!
Stew-O: It’s very obvious that everybody is confused, but Johnny Andrews is BASKING in this elimination!
(Johnny Andrews pushes himself off his feet, extending his arms to his side, however, the celebration does not last for long… The final four in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, Johnny Andrews in the center, alongside The Visual Prophet, Terry Chambers, and Xander Payne covering three corners, staring at Johnny Andrews…)
Johnny Andrews: (off-mic) *gulp.* Alright then…
(In each of their hands, they hold a weapon. Xander Payne has his Super Sledge, Terry Chambers has his Flaming Barbed Wire Ball & Chain, and The Visual Prophet holds Jack Ripley’s Railroad Spike. Johnny Andrews looks in his hand, holding a shattered version of his Light Tube Katana… he’s outnumbered.)
Flannery McCoy: Just a few seconds ago, Johnny Andrews was in the best mood of his life. Johnny Andrews had just scored something he will cling onto for a long time… and almost instantly that feeling has turned into existential dread, as there are now three former World Champions, three top dogs, staring him down with a cold focus in their eyes. Oh man, how the tables have turned for ‘The Face of Elite’ right now! He doesn’t back down, however! He doesn’t take the coward’s way out! Johnny grips onto his weapon, as he looks across the ring at the surrounding Elitists! Johnny Andrews is confident in himself, and maybe, just maybe, that could be enough!
Jake Mercer: I’m sure Johnny would like to hope that. The second he gets off his knees, he’s going to be bombarded, attacked right off the bat, and he knows this – he isn’t stupid, but maybe he’s too naive. Or maybe, he’s too brave. Because if I was him, I would instantly slide out and find a place to hide, I would immediately try and find a place to stay away from these blood-hungry Elitists, and stay away from the sharks, but he is standing his ground!
(Johnny Andrews finally stands back up…)
Stew-O: AND THEN THEY CHARGE! FIRST IT’S TERRY WHO APPROACHES HIM, PULLING BACK THAT BALL AND CHAIN, BUT JOHNNY IS QUICKLY ABLE TO STAB HIM IN THE GUT WITH WHAT REMAINS OF THAT LIGHT TUBE KATANA, THE SHATTERED GLASS DIGGING JUST A FEW INCHES INTO HIS BODY, AND DAMAGING HIM ENOUGH TO STUMBLE BACKWARD JUST MOMENTARILY!
Jake Mercer: BUT HE DOESN’T GET LUCKY THIS TIME AROUND! XANDER PAYNE APPROACHES HIM, AND WHILST JOHNNY TRIES TO SLASH HIM TOO, IT DOESN’T WORK! HE SWINGS THAT SUPER SLEDGE RIGHT INTO HIS DAMN KNEE, TAKING HIM BACK INTO A KNEELING POSITION, BEFORE HE SWIFTLY PRESSES IT UP AGAINST HIS BACK, ALLOWING THE FIRE TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST HIS FLESH! XANDER PAYNE IS COOKING A BARBEQUE FOR THE 100TH TIME IN HIS LIFE, AND JOHNNY ANDREWS IS THE ONE THAT’S ON THE DAMN MENU!
Stew-O: BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! ONCE XANDER PAYNE IS FINISHED, THE VISUAL PROPHET DECIDES IT’S HIS TURN, AS HE GRABS JOHNNY BY HIS HAIR, AND STARTS TO SCRAPE THAT RAILROAD SPIKE ACROSS HIS SCALP! JOHNNY IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO SCREAM IN PAIN, EVEN LOUDER THAN HE DID WHEN HE WAS BEING BURNED ALIVE! VIZ CARVES IN THE LETTERS ‘V’ ‘I’ AND ‘Z’ INTO HIS FOREHEAD, AS BLOOD STARTS TO POUR OUT! JOHNNY ANDREWS IS STRUGGLING TO FIGHT BACK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IN A SECOND, HE’S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK AT ALL! HOLDING ONTO HIS WOUND, TERRY CHAMBERS SLOWLY BOUNCES BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET, AS JOHNNY LOOKS IN HIS DIRECTION! TERRY SEEKS REVENGE FROM A FEW WEEKS AGO, AS HE CHARGES FORWARD… ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE’!!! HIS BOOT MEETS JOHNNY’S HEAD, KNOCKING HIM OUT FOR GOOD! TERRY SLIDES INTO THE COVER!
OOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stephie Love: Johnny Andrews has been eliminated!
Flannery McCoy: Welp! After picking up a huge elimination, Johnny gave it his all, but we are now down to three!
(Terry Chambers slides away from Johnny Andrews. Johnny’s cocky smile now wiped off, replaced by a large coating of blood – a crimson mask – and stitches that will almost definitely spell out “Viz.” Johnny slowly rolls away, barely conscious after that three count, as he is assisted out of the chamber. Whereas Terry leans up against the bottom rope, watching this unfold, as does Xander Payne, and The Visual Prophet; the three remaining Elitists in this match. Johnny is slowly being helped up the ramp, his arms slumped over two referees, as the camera cuts back to the ring. Terry Chambers gets up-)
Stew-O: SUPERKICK FROM XANDER PAYNE TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! OUT OF NOWHERE, BEFORE THEY STARTED GETTING BACK INTO THE MATCH, HE SUPERKICKED HIS DAMN HEAD OFF!! HE COVERS!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Stew-O: BUT TERRY CHAMBERS GRABS XANDER BY HIS LEG, AND PULLS HIM OFF THE COVER! HUH??? TERRY GOES TO TAKE THE COVER FOR HIMSELF – HE WANTS TO BE THE ONE WHO ELIMINATES VIZ! ALL IS FAIR IN THIS GAME!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Stew-O: BUT XANDER GRABS TERRY BY HIS TIGHTS, AND PULLS HIM OFF THE MAT, BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: IT’S OBVIOUS BOTH OF THOSE MEN WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO TAKES THE TITLE AWAY FROM THE CHAMPION, XANDER PAYNE’S REASONS BEING OBVIOUS GIVEN THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, AND THAT’S WHY HE ATTACKED HIM BEFORE THEY EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO START WRESTLING AGAIN! NOW, HE’S GOING TO LAY WASTE TO TERRY CHAMBERS IN ORDER TO GET THAT SATISFACTORY ENDING, AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND ALLOWS HIM TO REBOUND! XANDER PAYNE IS GOING TO CUT TERRY’S JOURNEY OFF HERE, AS HE PLANTS HIM WITH THE ‘LAST SEDATION’!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, TERRY CHAMBERS IS ABLE TO LEAPFROG OVER XANDER PAYNE, AND LAND DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM! XANDER ALMOST HAD HIM OUT OF THE MATCH, ALL HE NEEDED WAS THAT ONE LAST SEDATION, BUT INSTEAD TERRY WAS ABLE TO COUNTER! HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND XANDER PAYNE’S WAIST, BEFORE LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR AND DELIVERING A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX THAT PLANTS HIM ON HIS DAMN NECK! TERRY IS FIRED UP, AND TERRY IS READY TO STRIKE!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers has come so far not to lose, and he has come too far not to become Champion! Last year in the Voltage Extreme Elimination Chamber, he unrightfully failed, but this year he wants to do the complete opposite, and rightfully win! Terry Chambers grabs onto Xander Payne’s wrist, the wrist tape drenched in sweat, and blood, before pulling him up onto his feet! Terry could be moments away from being one of the final two in this match! He places Xander up into the Fireman’s Carry, as he looks to spin him out… FOR THE ‘T-5’!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Viz pulls Xander off by his leg, and spins Terry Chambers around! He plants a kiss on Chambers’ forehead, before grabbing the wrist… AND PULLING HIM INTO THE ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’ ELBOW- No! Terry is able to duck underneath it, placing The Visual Prophet into a Ripcord!! He pulls him through, BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO NAIL THE ‘MOMENT OF SILENCE’ SNAP HEADBUTT- Blocked! Viz counters with a huge European Uppercut, stunning the Michigan Native! Viz doesn’t stop there, however, as he connects with a kick straight to his knee, before hitting the ropes… AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE JAW!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers just got dropped momentarily, that knee strike rocking his lights out, and he’s definitely seeing stars right now! The Visual Prophet isn’t going to stop at him being stunned, though, as he grabs him by the hair, and pulls him back onto his feet, and in a similar fashion to what Terry did to Xander, places him in the Fireman’s Carry position! The only difference is, I don’t think he’s going for a T-5… because it’s time… FOR ‘AIR BAE’!!! THE AIRPLANE SPIN, GOING ROUND, AND ROUND, IN CIRCLES! COUNT EM, FOLKS!
Crowd: ONE!
Crowd: TWO!
Crowd: THREE!
Crowd: FOUR!
Crowd: FIVE!
Crowd: SIX!
Crowd: SEVEN!
Crowd: EIGHT!
Crowd: NINE!
Crowd: TEN!
Stew-O: Viz drops him onto the mat! Both of them are dizzy, as Viz is barely able to stay standing without stumbling all over the place like a drunken fool, but that was so much worse for Terry as he was completely limp doing so! The blood rushing straight to his head, all thanks to Air Bae, flight 101!
Flannery McCoy: It isn’t over for Viz, though! He could cover right now, but instead, he slowly exits out onto the apron, still dizzy from that move! I think he’s going for what I think he’s going here, as he starts to climb up the turnbuckles! One, by one, by one, he makes the tall journey to the top rope, a journey that could ultimately buy his ticket into the final two, and get closer to retaining his championship here tonight, something he failed to do last year! The Visual Prophet perches himself up on the top rope, sweating and bleeding, but still determined to go forward-
Jake Mercer: BUT A DIZZY TERRY CHAMBERS REACHES HIM FIRST, CONNECTING WITH A SNAP HEADBUTT! ‘MOMENT OF SILENCE’ CONNECTS, AS VIZ SLUMPS BACK, THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM SAT ON THE TOP ROPE BEING THAT POD BEHIND HIM! TERRY CHAMBERS CLIMBS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE GRABBING VIZ BY THE WAIST… AND HE THROWS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAINLINK, FACE FIRST!!
**CRACK!**
Jake Mercer: WAIT A MOMENT! TERRY CHAMBERS DIDN’T EVEN GET MUCH TIME TO BREATHE, AS A FEW SECONDS LATER, XANDER PAYNE SPRINTS UP BEHIND HIM, BEFORE SWINGING THAT BALL AND CHAIN RIGHT INTO HIS SHOULDER! TERRY YELPS IN PAIN, BEFORE SLIPPING OFF THE TURNBUCKLES, AND FALLING AGAINST THE DAMN CANVAS! XANDER PAYNE RECOVERED AT THE PERFECT TIME TO GAIN CONTROL, AND IS NOW USING TERRY CHAMBER’S WEAPON AGAINST HIM, A WEAPON THAT IS NOW STUCK STRAIGHT INTO HIS FUCKING SHOULDER!
Flannery McCoy: Xander timed that moment perfectly, and perhaps, he’s going to time this next moment just as well! Grabbing onto Terry’s wrist, almost as if it was a Viking Handshake, he drags Terry away from the turnbuckles, and into the center of the ring! Terry is barely conscious right now, too focused on the damage done to the shoulder blade, instead of being able to focus on Xander Payne dragging him to his doom! Terry was so close, but so far, and now, Xander seeks to eliminate him from the matchup entirely! He lifts him up off the mat…
Stew-O: Before kicking him into the gut, and placing him in between his legs! We know exactly what this is going to set up, as he then reaches for both of his legs… AND LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR, PREPARING TO DELIVER THE ‘PAYNEKILLER’ STRAIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! XANDER PAYNE LEAPS…
Crowd: :lupe:
Stew-O: AND IT CONNECTS! ‘PAYNEKILLER’ PACKAGE PILEDRIVER TO TERRY CHAMBERS, DRILLING HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS! HE FLOATS HIM OVER, AND LIES ON TOP OF HIS STOMACH, THE STOMACH THAT IS DRIPPING BLOOD! COULD THIS BE TERRY CHAMBER’S FINAL STAND HERE TONIGHT???
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS BEEN ELIM-
Referee: (off-mic) WAIT A SECOND!!!
(The referee’s hand almost hits three, before he notices something…)
Stew-O: Oh my God…
Jake Mercer: Is that??
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S HIS BALL AND CHAIN! STUCK INTO HIS SHOULDER! NEITHER SHOULDER WAS AGAINST THE MAT, THAT PINFALL ISN’T LEGAL! TERRY CHAMBERS REMAINS IN THE MATCH!!!
(Suddenly, the crowd begins to roar loudly, as Terry Chambers has not yet been eliminated!)
Flannery McCoy: THEY DISCOVERED THAT LAST YEAR TOO! AFTER THE BELL HAD RUNG, THEY DISCOVERED HIS SHOULDER WASN’T DOWN! AFTER ALL, IT SEEMS LIGHTNING DOES STRIKE TWICE-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER ISN’T DONE! HE ISN’T GOING TO SIT THERE AND PONDER WHAT TO DO NEXT! HE FLIPS TERRY CHAMBERS OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH, BEFORE LOCKING HIM IN THE ‘ILLUMINATION’!! THAT MOVE USED AS A TRIBUTE TO BRODY SPARKS!!! AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, HE GRABS THE NO-LONGER FLAMING BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN, AND STICKS IT STRAIGHT INTO TERRY CHAMBER’S FUCKING FOREHEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: FROM ONE FINISHING MOVE TO ANOTHER, XANDER PAYNE IS HELLBENT ON BEING THE ONE WHO COMES OUT VICTORIOUS TONIGHT! TERRY CHAMBERS’ ARM FLAILS IN THE AIR, WAVING AROUND, BUT HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! TERRY CHAMBERS…
Stew-O: HE… HE!!!
Crowd: :krabs:
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Stew-O: HIS HAND DROPS STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT!!!! IT’S NOT MOVING, AND THE REFEREE SEES THIS! HE SIGNALS THE MOTION!!! THE PAIN HAS RENDERED TERRY CHAMBERS UNCONSCIOUS!!!
Stephie Love: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL TWO!!!
(The second Xander Payne hears the announcement, he lets go. Not out of mercy, but out of being tired. He, and The Visual Prophet, had been in here from the getgo. From the first bell, and one of them will have to make it to the last. After an exhausting match, the two of them made it to the very end. Their bodies only stay up due to the will to win, due to the sheer amount of adrenaline coursing through their veins. And as Xander Payne rolls away from Terry Chambers, that becomes abundantly clear. He tries to sit back up, but he fails. His body continues to drop down to the floor, and the same goes for outside with The Visual Prophet. Pushing himself off the steel, only to fall back down into a prone position once more. Burnt out, physically destroyed, the two of them try to crawl towards the ropes.)
Stew-O: And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen; your final two in this Extreme Elimination Chamber, a rerun of the House of Glass main event! The previous EAW World Heavyweight Champion, and the current. The Champion, and the man he had to BEAT in order to get there! They started off this match together, and are going to finish this match off together, having to repeat, or redeem the result that happened just under fifty days ago! One of these two men will walk out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber with the top prize in this entire company, whereas the other will leave with battle scars that remind them of this very day! The stakes tonight are that damn high!
(Xander Payne slowly reaches the ropes, as does The Visual Prophet – meeting each other at the same set of ropes accidentally. They look up at one another, before slowly climbing up, pulling themselves back up to their feet, despite everything!)
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne and The Visual Prophet are at each other for a moment, a big fight feel, and nothing but sheer anticipation and dread filling the air! The entire crowd is chanting for The Visual Prophet right now, at the top of their lungs, but neither one of them is paying attention! They’re dead set on the other, as they finally pull themselves back up onto their feet! Xander Payne looks at Viz with a straight face, whereas The Visual Prophet smiles in response!
Jake Mercer: And then… IT TURNS INTO AN ALL-OUT SLUGFEST! VIZ ON THE OUTSIDE, XANDER ON THE INSIDE, TRADING STRIKES WITH ONE ANOTHER! PUNCHES, FOREARMS, JABS, LITERALLY ANYTHING THEY CAN THROW AT THE OTHER, JUST TO PUNISH THE OTHER! XANDER THROWS A HUGE STANDING LARIAT TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S HEAD! AFTER A FEW SECONDS OF STUMBLING, HE RESPONDS WITH AN UPPERCUT TO XANDER’S JAW! XANDER ALMOST DROPS TO THE GROUND, BUT EVENTUALLY THROWS A HAYMAKER- NO! VIZ DUCKS IT! HE THEN THROWS A LARIAT AT XANDER PAYNE, BUT HE DUCKS THAT AS WELL, BEFORE STEPPING BACK…
Stew-O & Jake Mercer: SUPERKICK TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CHAINLINK!
Stew-O: Xander Payne was able to get the upper hand in that encounter, throwing his leg over the top rope to Superkick Viz right across the jaw, and if it wasn’t for the chainlink, he’d be down and out on the ground! This has been a bloody contest between the two, non-stop action, and a whole lot of gruesome moments! But now, it has completely spiraled out of control, straight into a bar fight, a back-alley brawl! Xander Payne exits through the ropes before he then runs forward… AND DRILLS HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE ABDOMEN! THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS GOT TO BE WINDED RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Xander follows up, though! He starts to stomp him directly in the torso, over and over and over, just making sure that he stays down on the ground! Viz is dropped down into a seated position, but Xander continues to stomp! Stomp until he’s lifeless, sucking the soul out of his chest with repeated stomps to take him out! The Visual Prophet is in a dangerous position right now! At any moment, Xander Payne could finish him off, for the three!
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne ends his series of stomps on Viz, before slowly stumbling away from him! He moves closer to the distant ring post, as Viz sits there, barely moving, just grasping onto his chest due to the sheer amount of pain he is in! His nose still bleeding, everywhere else still bleeding, and it’s admirable that neither one of these have passed out due to blood loss or anything of the sort! Xander Payne leans against the ring post, before screaming at The Visual Prophet! He charges in his direction… BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH ‘HEATWAVE’!!! THE CANNONBALL LANDS-
Stew-O: BUT THERE’S NOBODY HOME! VIZ IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY MILLISECONDS BEFORE THAT MOVE CONNECTS, AND XANDER GOES BACK-FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAINLINK! THAT WAS COMPLETELY DEVASTATING, AND XANDER IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO GRASP AT HIS BACK!! THAT WAS NOT A GREAT MOMENT FOR HIM WHEN IT SHOULD’VE BEEN SOMETHING THAT HAD HIM WIN! INSTEAD, IT COMPLETELY BACKFIRED!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOW IS VIZ’S TIME TO CAPITALIZE! HE STUMBLES ACROSS THE RING, REACHING THE POD ACROSS FROM XANDER, WHEREAS XANDER USES THE EDGES OF THE POD AS LEVERAGE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP! THE VISUAL PROPHET DEFINITELY HAS SOMETHING IN MIND HERE, CLEARLY PREPARING FOR SOMETHING! XANDER TURNS AROUND, AS THE VISUAL PROPHET SPRINTS!!! SPEAR THROUGH THE PLEXI-GLASS!!!
Stew-O: ‘LAST SEDATION’!!!! XANDER POPS THE VISUAL PROPHET UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, BEFORE QUICKLY TWISTING AROUND 180 DEGREES, AND SMASHING VIZ THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS! VIZ IS OUT COLD! THERE’S NO WAY HE’S GETTING BACK UP FROM THAT!!!
(The entire crowd erupts into a frenzy of madness, screaming no at the situation… however…)
(Xander Payne collapses, falling beside the pod; nowhere near the gaping hole he had just created by powerbombing Viz through. His legs completely buckled underneath his weight.)
Stew-O: But Xander Payne is unable to capitalize! If he was positioned just right, he could’ve fallen straight on top of Viz, however, he fell to the side of the pod, in between the ring post, barely moving. That took the last of Xander Payne’s energy, that was the last thing he could pull off, and his body gave away! And, truthfully, what more could you expect? What could you have expected if it was the other way around? These two HAVE been wrestling since the start, and there are no breaks in a match like this. They’ll just have to find time to recover!
Flannery McCoy: I completely agree. If this was Terry Chambers or one of the later entries, sure he’d be tired out, but he’d have been able to capitalize. And, honestly, I don’t know whether or not that’s a compliment toward these two men or not. Because, sure, Xander was not able to pick up the bag, and succeed right there, but they have not stayed down for the entirety of this match! From round one, they have been in it to win it, and here they are! Fighting on their last legs, no matter the cost!
(Xander Payne slowly begins to stir. He holds onto the ropes, using the last of his strength, as he starts to shimmy along the ground on his knees. Using the ropes to scale across the apron, before finally collapsing once more at The Visual Prophet’s feet. Not before grabbing onto them, however. Slowly, he begins to drag Viz out of the pod. He pulls him out onto the steel, and after a long process of retrieving him, he slumps his right arm over The Visual Prophet’s chest, placing as much weight as he possibly can into the cover!)
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET IS *BARELY* ABLE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP! THE CROWD HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MENTAL!
Crowd: ;FGSLKHGFSD;LSKDGFJHDGF;LKJHDGF;KLJHDGFDFKGHJ; :blessed: :blessed:
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE DOESN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER! AFTER ALL OF THAT STRUGGLE, ALL OF THAT PAIN, THE VISUAL PROPHET IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! HE’S STILL KICKING, HE’S STILL ABLE TO POWER OUT OF WHAT COULD’VE– SHOULD’VE BEEN THE ULTIMATE END TO THE MATCH! XANDER PAYNE SLAMS HIS HAND INTO THE MAT, OUT OF A DESPERATE, AND EXHAUSTED FRUSTRATION! WHAT MORE DOES HE HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO WIN???
Flannery McCoy: At this point, I’m not sure even Xander Payne knows! He’s fighting on a whim here, doing everything he has left in order to simply come out on top! Pushing himself off the mat, he’s finally able to retreat to his feet, using the last of his adrenaline to get back up, and continue fighting! Xander Payne grabs The Visual Prophet by the ankle, and now begins to drag the dead weight back into the ring! He’s going to end it where it all began! He’s going to come out victorious right where they were when the match started! Xander slumps Viz over the bottom rope, before following in himself!
Jake Mercer: I’m surprised that Xander Payne is able to continue going! I’m surprised that, after everything, he’s able to even WALK. I’m surprised he hasn’t collapsed, as he did earlier. I’m surprised he’s still able to keep going as if this was nothing! Xander Payne, through his injuries, is still looking to end this match on his own terms! This is impressive from Xander! There are so many Elitists who’d have failed by now. There were 4 other men who HAVE! But here is Viz, and Xander!
(Xander Payne bends over and grabs Viz by his arm. He slowly lifts him off the ground…)
Xander Payne: (off-mic) It’s over, Jeffery. You’re done.
Stew-O: These are some tough words from Xander Payne, however, they may just be right! He hooks his torso, as he has him in the Uranage Position… OH MY GOD… ‘PAINKILLER+!!!!!!!!!’ ORIGINAL URANAGE SLAM; THE MOVE HIS FATHER INVENTED!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ TRANSITIONS IT INTO A T-BONE SUPLEX, SENDING HIM INTO THE GOLDEN SHOVEL RESTING AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! IT WAS SITTING THERE FOR A WHILE, AND NOW XANDER GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ ISN’T DONE THERE! HE GRABS ONTO XANDER PAYNE’S WRIST, DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE CORNER – HIS LIFELESS BODY – AS HE PULLS HIM UP! THIS IS IT! THIS IS OVER! HE PLANTS A KISS ON HIS FOREHEAD, BEFORE PUSHING HIM BACK… ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’!!!!!!!!! THE ELBOW TO THE JAW! XANDER IS UNCONSCIOUS!!!
Stew-O: … BUT VIZ DOESN’T COVER!!! THAT WOULD BE IT ALREADY, BUT HE WANTS TO GET THE JOB DONE, HE WANTS TO RISK NOTHING! THE VISUAL PROPHET SLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES, BEFORE SLOWLY CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES! HE’S HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE- WAIT, NOT EVEN THAT! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS GOING TO **THE TOP OF THE DAMN POD!!!**
Flannery McCoy: I KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE’S GOING FOR, I KNOW WHAT HE’S WILLING TO DO! HE STANDS ON THE TOP OF THE POD, LOOKING AT THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GOD; A MAN WHO HASN’T EVEN MOVED IN THE SLIGHTEST! THE VISUAL PROPHET POSES ON THE TOP OF THE POD, AND THE ENTIRE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! THERE’S NO WAY HES’ GOING TO DO IT, THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY! OH MY GOD, THE VISUAL PROPHET LEAPS INTO THE AIR…
(**’BOW TO THE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!’**)
Stew-O: …
Flannery McCoy: …
Jake Mercer: …
Crowd: …
Stew-O: AND IT CONNECTS!!! THE DIVING ELBOW DROP RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE POD, RIGHT ACROSS XANDER PAYNE’S CHEST! THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS BROUGHT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING OUT, HIGH RISK, HIGH REWARD! IT’S OVER! VIZ SLUMPS OVER XANDER, FACING THE LIGHTS!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Xander Payne…)
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(Does not kick out.)
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix blasts through the speakers in the arena, as the EAW Audience all stand up on their feet, and give a standing ovation, cheering their lungs out for The Visual Prophet coming out on top. Vizzy slowly rolls away from Xander Payne, holding onto his nose, and the rest of his wounds, before he looks up to see the referee. The referee holding his EAW World Heavyweight Championship in his hands. Viz can’t help but bring a smile upon his face, as he slowly stands up, with a limp. The referee hands him the Championship before he then raises the title up high.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND **STIIIIIILL** EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE VISUAAAAAAAAAAAAL PROOOOOPHEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: He has done it! One year ago! One year ago, he suffered an upset loss! One year ago, he was the first to be eliminated in his own Championship defense, with that same Championship he is holding now being one he lost! Now? He went from bell to bell, literally the first entrant in the match, and RETAINED! There’s a lot we can say about The Visual Prophet, there’s a lot he has done this whole year, but quite frankly, from a year-to-year outlook, he has had the biggest redemption out of them all!
Flannery McCoy: And what a redemption that was! This man is not only a two-time World Heavyweight Champion, but now he can officially say he survived an Extreme Elimination Chamber! He can add that onto a long list of accomplishments, a bunch of accomplishments few can even dream of! This man has had a career so many wish they do, and that’s a career that will continue to grow, and has already expanded here tonight! Because The Visual Prophet can finally say… he is the EEC winner!
Jake Mercer: Let’s not forget HOW he won it, though! Not only did he go from start to the end, but he had to outlast people who are so familiar with this environment! He had to outlast a man who was the victor LAST YEAR, he had out outlast 5 former World Champions, and the thing is, it’s not like this is a surprise. This is something we expected from The Visual Prophet, and he didn’t disappoint. He didn’t cease to amaze. He didn’t come up short, he delivered in every single way possible.
(With the EAW World Heavyweight Championship slinked over his arm, The Visual Prophet slowly climbs up the turnbuckles. He places it over his shoulder, as confetti begins to pop down from the ceiling, pouring down into the ring. It sticks on Viz, due to the blood and sweat, as the camera pans out. The final shot is a long shot, of The Visual Prophet pointing out into the audience, covered in confetti, with carnage behind him. A triumphant victory. A bloody war, all in his wake, and as the show fades out to absolute darkness, in rolls the commercial break.)
(A commercial for Spider-Man No Way Home begins to play. Suddenly, Ronan Malosi runs in front of the screen, and yells out a spoiler! “LISTEN! AT THE END, SPIDER-MAN-” **technical difficulties.**)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( “Hey Superstar” by Madina Lake echoes throughout the Lucas Oil Stadium. A mixed reaction from the Indianapolis crowd accompanies the theme song as Sierra jerks the curtain and approaches the entranceway. She has her usual confident smirk on her face while she poses on the stage. She looks around the atmosphere before making her way down the aisle.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From San Jose, California, weighing in at 121 pounds.. SHE IS “THE KILLJOY,” SIEERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!
Deadprez: The EAW Hardcore Championship has the potential to go back to Friday Night Dynasty, it’s previous home last season, and we have seen that Sierra is more than ready to kick Monaghan to the sidelines and finally taste singles championship gold. This was originally supposed to be Lethal Consequences vs. Limmy Monaghan, but Sierra abruptly threw her hat into the conversation by injuring Consequences and replacing him. The fact that Sierra injured a hall of famer in order to get this match proves that she wants this championship more than ever, and Limmy Monaghan is in fact, facing a very dangerous, dangerous woman.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, are you kidding me? The only hardcore accomplishment this woman would ever win is if she was nominated for the PornHub Hardcore Porn category. Let’s face the facts here. Sierra has no chance of winning this match, so I don’t even know why she would stick her nose into a business where she doesn’t belong when everyone knows that she is going to lose. That is why I have bet all of my real estates and family heirlooms on this match! It is a multi-million dollar bet here tonight and if Sierra wins! Then, I guess I am broke. But, I won’t have to worry about that, won’t I?
Eve: I don’t know about that, Gavin. Sierra has proven time and time again this season that she plans on using this brutality to get what she wants, and tonight may be the night where her brutality tips the scale and fulfills the demands. We will have to see. With that being said, she has her hands really, really full tonight. This is Limmy Monaghan’s first defence, and he will be damned if he lets go of what he fought for nearly a year slip away from his hands.
(The camera then pans back over to the stage, away from the wrestling ring, as the lighting returns to normal momentarily. For a few seconds, nothing seems to occur, almost as if anticipation was intentionally being built-up, leaving Sierra in her own thoughts. Though, that wouldn’t last much longer, as the lights would then cut out entirely as a singular bell chime is heard. The closing orchestra of ‘Low of Solipsism’ begins to air through the speakers, as the lights slowly begin to rise, directed at the ground, slowly panning upwards. Eventually, they dim, as ‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake replaces it. The lights around the arena begin to rapidly flash, as Limmy Monaghan walks out through the curtains, slowly – dressed in gold, wearing a ‘Jagged Crown’ on his head.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT! From Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 224 pounds.. HE IS THE REIGNING EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION, “THE ULTIMATE DESPAIR,” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIMYYYYYYYYYYYY MONAGHANNNNNNNNNN!!
Deadprez: Limmy Monaghan comes out to his first-ever championship defence with fashion and he deserves every moment of this. After a myriad of moments this season where he came up short, he was finally able to cement his legacy into this industry once more with a legendary victory over Adam Lucas to win the EAW Hardcore Championship. He regains what was technically his before and he plans to make the most out of this opportunity! Whether it be Adam Lucas, Lethal Consequences, or Sierra, Limmy Monaghan no longer has any room to fail in his agenda and the challenger, Sierra, best be prepared to go to war against Monaghan tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: I am betting all of my life savings on Limmy Monaghan tonight! I have no other thought to not believe Monaghan will defend this! I mean come on, who the fuck is Sierra! She hasn’t been shit since The Realm and Monaghan is about to fucking destroy her like I destroy the female roster on my VR system! This match is about to be easy as hell for him! I CAN’T WAIT!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: The bell has rung and SIERRA IMMEDIATELY GOES TO ATTACK HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE FACE!! MONAGHAN SEES IT COMING, DUCKS IT, AND CLOCKS HER WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! THIS MATCH JUST STARTED AND THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS ARE ALREADY BEGINNING TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART!! MONAGHAN AND SIERRA UNLEASHING LEFTS AND RIGHTS ONTO EACH OTHER UNTIL MONAGHAN OVERPOWERS HER AND GETS HER UP AGAINST THE CORNER!! AND MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE MIDSECTION THAT MOMENTARILY STUNS HER!!! Sierra is down onto both knees as Monaghan signals for it! CAN HE ALREADY BE GOING FOR THE FINISHING STRIKE!?!
Eve: MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!! NO!! SIERRA DUCKS IT, KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND GRABS HIS HEAD BY THE SIDE!! SHE RUNS WITH HIS HEAD AND STEPS UP OFF THE ROPES!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE DIVING SHIRANUI!! BUT MONAGHAN SHRUGS HER OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND DEPOSITS HER ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Both competitors were looking to hit their finishers and potentially end this as quick as a Hollywood marriage! Sierra smacked her head on her way down and that sure has to hurt. Monaghan slides beneath the bottom rope and circles the ringpos–
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA WITH A KICK TO THE FACE FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!! Right as Monaghan was going to meet her around the corner, Sierra was able to use that slight opening to kick him right in the face! Monaghan is down onto both knees as she now kicks him right in the face for the second time! This time Monaghan is fully on the ground! Everyone here is booing Sierra, rightfully so as she now gets a running start around ringside! MONAGHAN IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET RIGHT WHEN SIERRA JUMPS UP!! AND SHE GOES FOR A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!! BUT MONAGHAN CATCHES HER!! YES!! WHAT A COUNTER AS SHE HAS HER UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND SHE LOOKS TO THROW HER INTO THE RINGPOST!!
Deadprez: BUT SIERRA SENDS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE LED RINGPOST WITH A HURRICANRANA!! MONAGHAN SMASHES HIS SKULL ONTO THAT RINGPOST AS SIERRA NOW PULLS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! Sierra throws over the arm, hooks the tights and hoists him with a suplex! AND HE DROPS HIM FACE DOWN ONTO THE BARRICADE!! MONAGHAN IS HANGING FACE DOWN ONTO THE BARRICADE AS SIERRA NOW PROCEEDS TO GET ONTO THE APRON!! AND SHE RUNS ACROSS IT!! AND SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS A DIVING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
Eve: MONAGHAN MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT AND SIERRA ENDS UP DRIVING HER KNEE UNPROTECTED ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! SIERRA HOLDS HER KNEE IN PAIN AS SHE USES THE BARRICADE TO HELP HER UP TO HER FEET!! MONAGHAN COMES FROM BEHIND AND KICKS HER INTO THE BARRICADE!! SIERRA LAUNCHES FACE-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AS MONAGHAN NOW PULLS HER UP AND HOLDS HER UP INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!! HE RUNS TOWARDS THE BARRICADE AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A ROLLING SENTON!! AND THEN HE JUMPS ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! AND FLATTENS SIERRA WITH A SENSATIONAL MOONSAULT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Limmy Monaghan gains the upper hand in this match as Sierra clutches her ribs in pain! That bitch deserves everything that is coming towards her! The G.O.A.T brings Sierra back into the ring and climbs the apron onto the turnbuckles. Sierra is slowly getting up to her feet! AS MONAGHAN SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND BLASTS THE BACK OF HER HEAD LIKE HE’S BACKSHOTTING HER WITH A SUPERB MISISLE DROPKICK!! MONAGHAN DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER AS HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT AND KNOWS THAT HE SHALL INFLICT MORE DAMAGE TO EVEN TRY AND GET AN EFFECTIVE COVER ON HER!
Deadprez: Monaghan gradually brings her up to her feet and holds her up by the side! AND DRIVES HER DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE WITH A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER!! Monaghan holds her down onto his knee and just stretches her out! Look at the back arch as Monaghan is forcing her body to bend where it shouldn’t! Monaghan then lifts her off his knee and holds her up into a fireman’s carry! AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH AN USHIGOROSHI NECKBREAKER!! MONAGHAN WORKING THE NECK HERE AS HE NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND BLASTS THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH A PENALTY KICK!! Monaghan still doesn’t go for a cover and brings her up. He twists her around and goes for a neckbreaker! SIERRA SLIPS OUT OF HIS HANDS AND FENDS HIM AWAY WITH A BACK ELBOW!
Eve: Monaghan reels into the second rope and rebounds! SIERRA IS FASTER AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK DOWN TOWARDS THE KNEE!! MONAGHAN IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE!! AND SIERRA NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND JUMPS UP FOR A SHINING WIZARD!! WAIT A SECOND!! MONAGHAN COUNTERS IT BY JUMPING PAST HER AND DRIVING HER DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER AS SHE WENT DOWN!! MONAGHAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER AS HE STILL ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!! Monaghan brings her up to her feet and holds her up into a suplex position!
Deadprez: Sierra escapes by hovering over his shoulders! She holds onto him with a waist lock and pushes him into the ropes! Monaghan holds onto the ropes and Sierra rolls backwards! MONAGHAN CHARGES INTO SIERRA!! SIERRA DODGES HIS ATTACK AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND SENDS MONAGHAN FLIPPING ONTO HIS BACK WITH A SENSATIONAL HURRICANRANA!! AND SHE FLIPS UPWARDS AND GOES FOR A DROPKICK! WHAT THE?!?! MONAGHAN IMMEDIATELY COUNTERS THE DROPKICK WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB AS BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOO-
Eve: AND MONAGHAN IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS THE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB INTO A ONE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB!! MONAGHAN SEEMS TO BE ALL ABOUT THE GAME OF WEARING HIS OPPONENT DOWN AND NOW HE IS TARGETING THE LOWER BACK OF SIERRA!! SIERRA DIGS DOWN DEEP AND IS ABLE TO QUICKLY GET HER ENTIRE ARM OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!! BUT, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS!! MONAGHAN CONTINUES TO LOCK IN THE BOSTON CRAB WHILE SIERRA IS TRYING TO ESCAPE BY USING THE ROPES TO PULL HER OUT OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: Monaghan eventually lets go of the boston crab and just begins to start stomping her head in through the ropes! Monaghan is not letting her breathe and recuperate for a single second in this match! MONAGHAN RUNS THE ROPES!! AND GOES FOR A WRECKING BALL DROPKICK!! BUT SIERRA GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND MONAGHAN MISSES THE DROPKICK!! HE IS ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET BUT HE TURNS AROUND!! AND GETS BLASTED RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET HARDCORE UP IN THIS OPENING MATCH AS SIERRA HOLDS UP THE CHAIR AND SMASHES IT AGAINST HIS BACK!
Eve: AND SIERRA WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK FOR THE SECOND TIME THAT FORCES MONAGHAN TO RETREAT BACK INTO THE RING!! SIERRA BRINGS A FRESH CHAIR INTO THE RING WITH HER AND NOW BEGINS TO TARGET HIS RIGHT KNEE! THIS IS THE KNEE THAT HE USES TO CONNECT WITH HIS PATENTED KNEE STRIKE AS SIERRA NOW DRIVES THE TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR AGAINST THE BACK OF HIS RIGHT KNEE!! Monaghan is down onto knee and SIERRA BLASTS IT AGAINST HIS BACK ONCE MORE!! Sierra has a sadistic smirk on her face! Both of these competitors know the name of the game of wearing opponents down and Sierra seems to have found something to exploit throughout this match. Sierra sits down on the steel chair in the center of the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON!! MONAGHAN!! SIERRA IS GOD AWFUL!! DON’T LET HER DO THIS TO YOU!! SIERRA HOISTS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN ONTO THE SEATED STEEL CHAIR WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! NO!! MONAGHAN EASILY GETS OUT OF IT!! AND HOISTS HER FOR A MICHINOKU DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! SIERRA MIRACULOUSLY GETS OUT OF IT AND KICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS RIGHT KNEE!! SIERRA NOW FLIPS FORWARD INTO THE ROPES!! AND GOES FOR THE HANDSPRING MOONSAULT!! THE WHORE CALLS THIS “STUPID “BITCH”!! YOU ARE WHAT YOUR MOVES ARE!
Deadprez: WHAT THE?!! MONAGHAN CATCHES HER IN MID-AIR OFF THAT MOONSAULT!! AND DRIVES HER HEAD INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A SIDE SLAM BACKBREAKER!! THERE MONAGHAN GOES AGAIN WITH TARGETING HER NECK AS MONAGHAN GOES FOR THE COVER!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Eve: KICK-OUT!! Monaghan gets off Sierra and focuses his attention onto the top turnbuckle. He smacks the turnbuckle and signals for a huge aerial maneuver. The whole crowd is behind Monaghan as he climbs up to set himself up onto the top turnbuckle! AND I THINK HE IS GOING FOR A PHOENIX SPLASH!! BUT SIERRA LEAPS OFF THE GROUND ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND WEAKENS HIS POSITION WITH ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION HERE AS SIERRA IS TRYING TO GET HIM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MONAGHAN IS FENDING FOR HIS LIFE AT THE BEST OF HIS ABILITY!!
Deadprez: AND SIERRA SLIDES DOWN HIS BACK WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!! BUT MONAGHAN HOLDS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! SIERRA IS PUTTING EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY IN HER BODY INTO TRYING TO DRIVE HIM DOWN WITH THE POWERBOMB, BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL!! SIERRA SEES MONAGHAN TRYING TO PUNCH HER, BUT SHE GRABS HIS HAND, PULLS HIM DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH A THRUST KICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE AS SIERRA DOESN’T GO FOR A POWERBOMB!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING OF DOING!?
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA HOLDS HIM UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! SHE IS GOING TO PUT HIM DOWN WITH DEATH NOTE ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!
Eve: IMAGINE THE IRONY OF THIS!! SIERRA HAS HER UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS MONAGHAN COUNTERS HIS OWN FINISHER AND HOOKS ONE ARM!! AND GOES FOR A SNAPDRAGON SUPLEX!! SIERRA SWEEPS THE LEG AND LANDS ON THE BUTTON WITH A SUPERKICK!! MONAGHAN IS PRONE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS SIERRA ATTEMPTS THE HANDSPRING MOONSAULT!! BUT THE MOONSAULT FAILS YET AGAIN AS SHE DOES A BACKFLIP RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES!! SIERRA HOLDS HER RIBS IN PAIN AS MONAGHAN GETS UP!! AND SENDS HER OUT OF THE RING WITH A JUMPING SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE BACK!!
Deadprez: MONAGHAN WITH A FEISTY SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE NOW RUNS THE ROPES WHILE SIERRA IS GINGERLY GETTING UP TO HER FEET AT RINGSIDE!! AND SHE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND DESCENDS ONTO THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION WITH A SENSATIONAL TOPE CON HILO!! LIMMY MONAGHAN SHOWCASING HIS UNBELIEVABLE ATHLETICISM AS HE NOW GRABS SIERRA BY HER HAIR!! AND HE RUNS WITH IT!! AND THROWS HER WITH DAMN AUTHORITY INTO THE CORNER BARRICADE!! LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS DOMINATED THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH AND HE IS NOT AFRAID TO SHOW THAT VICIOUS SIDE OF HIM!! AND MONAGHAN NOW GRABS HER!! AND THROWS HER FACE-FIRST INTO THE LED RINGPOST!! HE GIVES HER A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE AS MONAGHAN NOW LOOKS TO INTRODUCE A NEW WEAPON!
Eve: Limmy Monaghan brings out a ladder from beneath the ring and bridges it between the apron and barricade. Monaghan has bad intentions in mind as he grabs Sierra and continues his throwing frenzy! AND HE TOSSES HER INTO THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGED LADDER!! BUT SIERRA LITERALLY LEAPS UP ONTO THE LADDER!! AND SHE SOARS OFF WITH A BACKFLIP!! AND GRABS MONAGHAN’S HEAD ON HER WAY DOWN!! AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH THE SOMERSAULT REVERSE DDT!! DID YOU SEE THE HOPS ON DISPLAY FROM SIERRA!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER THAT LEAVES MONAGHAN LAID OUT ON RINGSIDE WITH THE FAIRYTALE KILLER!! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE JUST DID WAS POSSIBLE, BUT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT DEFYING THE ODDS AND UPPING THE ANTE!!
Gavin Kirkland: It is now Sierra’s turn as she proceeds to IRISH WHIP MONAGHAN’S BEAUTIFUL FACE INTO THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGED LADDER!! THAT MOVES THE LADDER AN INCH OR TWO AND NOW SIERRA GRABS HIM AND SMASHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! THIS MATCH IS JUST GETTING PERSONAL AS SIERRA NOW HOLDS HIM UP!! AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A BACK SUPLEX TOSS!! Sierra is using every second available to her to her advantage as now both Sierra and Limmy Monaghan are settled on the apron! COME ON!! MONAGHAN!! YOU GOT THIS, MOMMY!!
Deadprez: The challenger has been able to pull out surprises out of the hats and I wonder what she has in store here! Sierra leans down and hoists him up into a fireman’s carry! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!! AND SHE LOOKS TO DEPOSIT HIM THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER!! BUT SIERRA FAILS TO DO SO AS MONAGHAN GRABS THE ROPES AND IS ABLE TO CONVENIENTLY PULL HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING!!!! AND MONAGHAN CLOCKS HER CLEAN WITH THE SIDE THRUST KICK TO THE JAW!! SILENT WHISPER CONNECTS!! AS SIERRA IS SLUMPED UP AGAINST THE SECOND ROPE!! AND MONAGHAN NAILS HER WITH A SECOND SILENT WHISPER THROUGH THE ROPES!! MONAGHAN IS NOT SHOWING ANY HESITATION WHATSOEVER IN HIS SECOND DEFENCE!
Eve: SIERRA IS UNRESPONSIVE ON THE APRON!! MONAGHAN ISN’T BRINGING HER BACK IN THE RING AS HE WIGGLES AND REELS TOWARDS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!! What a hard-hitting match this has been!! NOW MONAGHAN SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING!! AND HE LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! HE GRABS THE SUBCONSCIOUS SIERRA!! AND DEADLIFTS HER OFF THE APRON!! AND BLASTS HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A SECOND-ROPE DEADLIFT GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!! AND THE CHAMPION ISN’T DONE YET AS HE ROLLS THROUGH!! AND DEADLIFTS HER ONCE MORE!! AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A DEADLIFT SIT-OUT GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAHH!! SHE KICKS OUT!! DID YOU SEE THAT POWER FROM MONAGHAN!!! HE DEADLIFTED HER OFF THE APRON WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX AND FOLLOWED UP WITH THAT PICTURE-PERFECT POWERBOMB!! I AM ALL BRICKED UP SEEING THIS AND I AM ALL FOR THIS PERFORMANCE! Monaghan actually thought that would’ve been it and he wasn’t the only one who thought we were nearing the end. Monaghan gets up to his feet, takes a deep breath and grabs Sierra. He throws her through the ropes and joins her on the apron. What is the champion thinking here?
Deadprez: Monaghan has a sinister look on his face as Sierra is still recovering from that gutwrench suplex and powerbomb combination. Monaghan pulls her up to her feet! AND DRIVES THE ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! AND MONAGHAN NOW PULLS HER BACK INTO HIM!! AND LEANS DOWN TO HOIST HER UP INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! AND THIS IS IT!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! MONAGHAN DRIVES SIERRA INTO THE BRIDGED LADDER WITH DEATH NOTE!! THE ONE-HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER THROUGH THE LADDER AND THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
Eve: TORNADO DDT!! SIERRA COUNTERS THE DEATH NOTE!! AND MANAGES TO TRAVEL AROUND HIS BODY!! AND SWINGS THE MOMENTUM AND BOTH COMPETITORS GO CRASHING INTO THE LADDER WITH A TORNADO DDT FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!! SIERRA WENT THROUGH THE LADDER, BUT MONAGHAN JUST TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE WITH HIS HEAD GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE LADDER!! THAT HAS TO RESULT IN A CONCUSSION!!
Deadprez: THIS IS WHAT THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP IS ALL ABOUT! SIERRA SLOWLY EMERGES TO HIS FEET AND TRIES HIS BEST TO BRING ALL OF THAT DEAD WEIGHT INTO THAT RING!! MONAGHAN HAS NOT HAD THE WILLPOWER TO MOVE BY HIMSELF EVER SINCE THAT TORNADO DDT THROUGH THE LADDER!! SIERRA GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND PLACES IT ON TOP OF MONAGHAN’S CHEST!! SIERRA IS SIGNALLING FOR THE END AS THIS COULD BE IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! THE BITCH WHORE SLUT VAGINA DICKSUCKER FLIPS FORWARD INTO THE ROPES!! AND SHE HANDSPRINGS OFF!! AND FLATTENS THE HARDCORE CHAMPION WITH THE MOONSAULT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ON TOP FOR ADDED DAMAGE AND PRESSURE!! SIERRA HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!! PLEASE!! KICK-OUT!! I BETTED SO MUCH MONEY ON YOU MONAGHAN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Eve: MONAGHAN POWERS OUT AT TWO!! Sierra immediately gets up to her feet out of frustration and exits the squared circle. She goes around the ring and searches what is beneath the squared circle! Sierra has introduced steel chairs, and Monaghan brought in that ladder he ended up going through, so I wonder what Sierra is going to bring out now! Sierra chuckles at her choice of weapon as the crowd in attendance cheers as they slightly see what she is about to bring out!
(Sierra pulls out a barbed wire sheet out of the ring.)
Deadprez: OH NO!! NOT THE BARBED WIRE SHEET!! Monaghan is completely oblivious of what is being brought into the ring as Sierra discreetly slides the barbed wire sheet into the ring. She inserts herself along with the sheet and lays it down on the canvas. Monaghan continues to be unaware as Sierra grabs his hair and insults him by pulling him up with it! AND SIERRA WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! AND A KICK TO THE FACE!! AND ANOTHER KICK TO THE FACE!! SHE SWEEPS HIS LEGS!! AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! MONAGHAN IS DOWN AS SIERRA NOW PULLS HIM UP AND LOOKS TO DROP HIM ONTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!
Eve: BUT MONAGHAN ESCAPES THE SUPLEX POSITION WITH KNEES TO THE CROWN OF THE HEAD!! AND NOW MONAGHAN GOES UNDERNEATH THE ARM!! AND HOISTS HER UP BY THE SIDE!! AND ATTEMPTS TO PLOP HER DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET WITH A URANAGE SLAM!! ASYSTOLE!! NO!! SIERRA GETS OUT OF HIS CLUTCHES AND CONNECTS WITH A SCORPION KICK!! MONAGHAN IS STUNNED AS HE IMMEDIATELY POWERS THROUGH AND CLOCKS HER WITH MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!! THIS COULD BE IT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: SIERRA RETALIATES WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!! SEROTONIN CONNECTS AS MONAGHAN REBOUNDS INTO THE SECOND ROPE!! AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE ROLLING KOPPU KICK!! WAIT!! MONAGHAN STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!! AND SPLASHES DOWN ONTO SIERRA WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR!! BUT SIERRA GETS BOTH KNEES UP!! MONAGHAN EATS BOTH KNEES AS BOTH COMPETITORS NOW GET UP!! AND SIERRA GRABS THE HEAD!! AND GOES FOR THE SHIRANUI CUTTER ONTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET!! BUT MONAGHAN COUNTERS IT INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND HE TURNS THE DIRECTION AROUND AND GOES INTO THE CORNER!! AND CONNECTS WITH A ROLLING SENTON!! HE EXECUTED THIS COMBINATION AT RINGSIDE EARLIER IN THIS MATCH!
Eve: MONAGHAN HITS THE ROLLING SENTON AND GOES FOR THE MOONSAULT!! BUT SIERRA GETS UP AND PUSHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MONAGHAN GOES CRASHING ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS SIERRA FALLS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AND RECUPERATES!! BOTH COMPETITORS RECOVERING IN DIFFERENT PLACES NOW AS SIERRA GETS UP TO HER FEET!! Sierra is hyping herself up while Monaghan is still out and about at ringside! SIERRA NOW RUN THE ROPES!! SHE SPRINTS THROUGH THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A TOPE SUICIDA!
(Limmy Monaghan pulls out a familiar broom at the last second…)
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! MONAGHAN INTERCEPTS THE TOPE SUICIDE BY DRIVING “BROOMONAGHAN” INTO HIS FACE!! THE BROOM WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND IT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE AS SIERRA COVERS HER FACE AND SCREAMS IN PAIN!! MONAGHAN IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW AS HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!! AND HE SLIDES THE BROOM DOWN HER BACK AND USES IT TO SCRATCH IT!! SIERRA NOW GRABBING HER BACK IN PAIN AS SHE TURNS AROUND!! AND SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO MONAGHAN’S CLUTCHES!!
Eve: AND MONAGHAN LOOKS TO FINALLY GET HER UP AND DROPPED ONTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET!! ASYSTOLE CONNECTS!! NO!! SIERRA COUNTERS THE HIGH-ANGLE URANAGE WITH A DDT WITH A WHEELBARROW! AND SHE PINS THE CHAMPION DOWN!! WE COULD CHANGE CHAMPIONS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: NO!! SO CLOSE!! CLOSE CALL AS BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! AND MONAGHAN WITH MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!! THE PATENTED KNEE STRIKE AS HE NOW BRINGS HER CLOSER TOWARDS THE BARBED WIRE SHEET AND HOLDS HER UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! AND APPEARS TO BE GOING FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER INTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET!! BUT SIERRA IMMEDIATELY COUNTERS AND SWINGS HIM INTO AN INVERTED HURRICANRANA ONTO THE CANVAS!! MONAGHAN IS STUNNED AS SIERRA IMMEDIATELY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! SIERRA NOW GRABS MONAGHAN AND LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! SIERR-
Gavin Kirkland: ASYSTOLE!!!
Eve: MONAGHAN PICKS SIERRA UP OUT OF PURE INSTINCT!! AND DEPOSITS HER ONTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET WITH ASYSTOLE!! THE HIGH-ANGLE URANAGE SLAM AS MONAGHAN FALLS BACKWARDS AND COLLAPSES NEAR THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! SIERRA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE IS CAUGHT UP IN THE BARBED WIRES! MONAGHAN JUST ABSOLUTELY MURDERED HER BUT HE IS TOO DAMAGED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND GET THE COVER ON!
Deadprez: MONAGHAN IS STARTING TO GET UP TO HIS FEET WHILE SIERRA IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO GETTING OUT OF THE BARBED WIRE SHENANIGANS! Monaghan sees Sierra struggling to crawl out of the mess and steps through the ropes. Limmy isn’t leaving to retrieve a brand-new weapon, he is climbing the turnbuckles from outside of the ropes and is now perched on the top turnbuckle. Sierra is now up on both knees, attaining some success getting out of the barbed wire, but Monaghan seems to be wanting to add more insult to injury! HE STANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SOARS HIGH, HIGH, UP AND BEYOND THE ATMOSPHERE!
Eve: AND MONAGHAN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THAT NAILS SIERRA FURTHER INTO THE BARBED WIRE!! MONAGHAN IS ABLE TO LAND SAFELY OFF THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AS HE NOW FORCIBLY PULLS SIERRA AWAY FROM THE BARBED WIRE!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE LACERATES ALL OVER HER BODY!! IN ADDITION TO THAT, SIERRA’S FACE IS COMPLETELY RED WHEN MONAGHAN SURPRISED HER AND DROVE HIS SPECIAL BROOM INTO HER FACE!! MONAGHAN NOW GOES FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE?!?! SIERRA MANAGES TO ROLL HIM UP!! WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! HOLD ON!! HOLD ON!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! HE KICKS OUT! I KEEP MY MONEY AS BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP!! SIERRA IS TOO SLOW!! AND SHE EATS THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!! MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!! AND MONAGHAN NOW PULLS HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
AND HE DRIVES HER DOWN WITH DEATH NOTE!! THE ONE-HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!! MIGHT AS END IT NOW!! MONAGHAN SITS ON SIERRA AND HOOKS THE LEG!! THE MONARCH RETAINS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: NO!!!! SIERRA REACHES DEEP INSIDE HER ENERGY RESERVES TO GET HER SHOULDER UP!! Monaghan can’t believe it as he now gets up to his feet and reels towards the corner turnbuckles. He pulls down his elbow pad and holds his arm in the air! HE IS SIGNALLING FOR THE ELBOW!! SIERRA HAS HER BACK TURNED AGAINST THE CHAMPION AS IT IS BASICALLY WON AT THIS POINT!! SIERRA GETS UP OFF ONE KNEE AS MONAGHAN QUICKLY SLIDES DOWN FOR THE HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!
Deadprez: SIERRA COUNTERS IT!! AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE REVERSE STO!! AND HE HAS HIM DOWN IN THE KOJI CLUTCH!! THE KOJI CLUTCH IS CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! MARIPOSA DEATH LOCK IS CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! MONAGHAN IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES, BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL AS HE IS NOT EVEN A FINGER’S REACH FROM IT!! AND ROPE BREAKS ARE NULL AND VOID IN THIS MATCH!
Eve: SIERRA LEARNED THAT HARD WAY EARLIER IN THIS MATCH, BUT MONAGHAN NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS!! THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS SO MUCH TO MONAGHAN AND MONAGHAN WILL NOT LET THIS ONE GO DOWN LIKE THIS!! MONAGHAN NOW BEGINS TO GET HIS FEET PLANTED AND STARTS TO PLUCK SIERRA OFF THE GROUND!! SIERRA TIGHTENS THE MARIPOSA DEATH LOCK EVEN MORE AND MONAGHAN DROPS DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!! MONAGHAN IS STARTING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!!
Deadprez: AND SIERRA BEGINS TO USE HER OTHER ARM TO PUNCH HIS HEAD IN!! WE ARE STARTING TO SEE BLOOD SPLATTER OUT OF MONAGHAN’S HEAD AS SIERRA CONTINUES TO DRIVE HER FIST INTO HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! MONAGHAN IS TAKING THESE SHOTS TO THE HEAD WHILE ALSO BEING CHOKED TO DEATH!! WILL MONAGHAN’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN END ON HIS FIRST ATTEMPT!! IT CAN’T BE LIKE THIS!!
Eve: MONAGHAN NOW BEGINS AGAIN AND TRIES TO DEADLIFT HER OFF THE GROUN-
Deadprez: BUT SIERRA GETS HIM TO TAP OUT!! DING!! DING!! DING!! IT IS OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: WRONG!! MONAGHAN IS ABLE TO PICK HER OFF THE GROUND!! AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!! MONAGHAN WITH A LAST DITCH EFFORT AS HE NOW FALLS TO THE GROUND AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! SIERRA IS LAID OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS MONAGHAN IS NOW SLOWLY PULLING UP THE APRON SHEETS TO GRAB ANOTHER WEAPON!
Eve: THIS HAS BEEN A VERY ANTICLIMACTIC MATCH THUS FAR!! SIERRA IS JUST NOW BEGINNING TO REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS WHILE MONAGHAN IS BRINGING A BIG TOOLBOX INTO THE RING!! HE SLIDES IT IN AND HOLDS IT UP IN THE AIR!! AND HE LOOKS TO ATTACK SIERRA WITH THE CONTENTS INSIDE!! He lays it down in the center of the ring and opens it up! He grabs the biggest screwdriver he sees and LOOKS TO NAIL SIERRA WITH IT-
Deadprez: SIERRA IS ABLE TO GET HER FEET UP AND KICKS MONAGHAN IN THE HEAD!! SIERRA GETS UP AND BACKS UP TOWARDS THE ROPES!! MONAGHAN STILL HAS THE SCREWDRIVER IN HAND AND DOUBLES DOWN!! BUT HE EATS A KICK TO THE FACE!! AND THEN AN ENZIGURI TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HEAD! AND THEN A SUPERKICK TO THE BACk OF THE HEAD!! MONAGHAN IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS SIERRA FALLS AND SCRAMBLES HER WAY TOWARDS THE TOOLBOX!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE?!?
Eve: MONAGHAN IS TRYING TO GET THE TOOLBOX AWAY FROM HIM!! BUT SIERRA GRABS THE SCREWDRIVER AND STABS IT INTO HIS LEFT HAND!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH SIERRA!! SIERRA GRABS THE SCREWDRIVER AND DRIVES IT INTO HIS HAND ONCE MORE!! MONAGHAN IS GRABBING HIS HAND MORE AS SIERRA GRABS STEEL PLIERS… IT SEEMS LIKE THE STEEL PLIERS WERE HEATED UP BEFORE THE MATCH AND I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WAS MONAGHAN’S INTENTIONS OR NOT!
Deadprez: SIERRA WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE HEAD THAT KNOCKS MONAGHAN OUT!! MONAGHAN IS OUT AS SIERRA DIGS HIS KNEE INTO HIS BACK AND GRABS THE PLIERS TO PLACE IT ON HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER… OH NO!! SIERRA IS GOING TO TAKE OFF HIS FINGER!! WHAT THE!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! NO!! NOT HIS FINGERNAIls!!
(Sierra grabs the fingernail of his left index finger with the plier and begins to pull on it.)
Eve: OH MY GOD!! NO!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SIERRA IS FORCING THE FINGERNAIL OUT OF HIS FINGER!! OH MY GOD!! I CAN’T SEE THIS!!
Deadprez: SIERRA PRESSES HIS FOOT AGAINST HIS NECK TO HAVE MORE MOMENTUM AS YOU CAN SEE THE FINGERNAIL SLOWLY SLIDING OFF HIS FINGER!! OH MY GOD!! JUST STOP THIS MATCH AT THIS POINT!
Gavin Kirkland: This is kind of turning me on..
Deadprez: LIMMY MONAGHAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS!! BUT SIERRA WITH REPEATED KICKS TO THE HEAD!! AND IT STOPS HIS RESISTANCE!! SIERRA SCREAMS AS SHE GOES FOR ONE BIG YANK!! AND MONAGHAN SCREAMS IN PAIN AS SIERRA CAN’T GET THE NAIL FULLY OUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA GETS UP AND STOMPS HIS HEAD IN AND THEN STARTS TO PULL ON MORE!! AND SHE GOES FOR ONE MORE PULL!! LIMMY!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!! THIS IS MY MONEY ON THE LINE!!
( Blood comes gushing out of his left index finger as Sierra shows off his separated fingernail in front of the camera. She spits on it and smiles and throws it towards the crowd.)
Deadprez: THIS IS DISGUSTING!! SIERRA JUST SPAT ON HIS ISOLATED FINGERNAIL AND THREW IT INTO THE CROWD!! WHAT A HUGE SIGN OF DISRESPECT AS MONAGHAN HOLDS HIS INDEX FINGER IN PAIN!! THIS IS JUST AN INDESCRIBALE AMOUNT OF PAIN THAT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION IS GOING THROUGH!! I THINK I AM ABOUT TO THROW UP!! MONAGHAN’S FINGER BLOOD IS DRIPPING ALL OVER THE CANVAS AS SIERRA IS LINING HIM UP!
Eve: BUT MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!! WHAT THE HELL!! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AS SIERRA DESCENDS ONTO BOTH KNEES NEAR THE TOOLBOX!! MONAGHAN CONTINUES TO NURSE HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER BEFORE HE LINES HER UP WITH HIS RIGHT HAND WITH THE SIGNATURE FINGER GUN!! AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPE WHILE PROTECTING HIS FINGER!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! MONAGHAN WITH ANOTHER MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!
Deadprez: SIERRA WITH A CROWBAR TO HIS RIGHT KNEE!! SIERRA GRABBED A CROWBAR FROM THAT TOOLBOX AND WAS ABLE TO COUNTER IN THE NICK OF TIME!! SIERRA INTERCEPTED THE KNEE STRIKE!! THIS IS THE SAME WAY SIERRA INJURED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND INSERTED HERSELF INTO THIS MATCH!! NOT ONLY DOES LIMMY MONAGHAN HAVE A FINGER PROBLEM, BUT HIS KNEE JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY THAT CROWBAR!
Eve: SIERRA WITH A CROWBAR TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! THIS HAS TO BE IT AT THIS POINT!! SIERRA BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES!! AND SHE DRIVES THE BACK OF HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE OPEN TOOLBOX WITH THE JUMPING SHIRANUI CUTTER!! PRIMA DONNA CONNECTS!! WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! MONAGHAN PUSHES HIS SHOULDER NOT EVEN TWO INCHES UPWARDS TO REMAIN ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!!! SIERRA CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! SIERRA HAS PUT OUT ALL THE STOPS IN THIS MATCH AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! SIERRA CAN’T BELIEVE IT AND NO ONE IN THIS ARENA CAN BELIEVE IT EITHER!! SIERRA RETREATED INTO THE CORNER AND HER JAW IS DROPPED TO THE DAMN GROUND!! SIERRA WAS ON THE PRECIPICE OF BEING THE THIRD RECIPIENT TO THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT MONAGHAN IS TOO RESILLIENT TO LET THIS MATCH GO LIKE THIS!
Eve: SIERRA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND GRABS MONAGHAN BY HIS JAW!!!! AND SHE GRABS THE SCREWDRIVER!! AND LOOKS TO GOUGE HIS LEFT EYE WITH IT!! AS IF THE FINGERNAIL WASN’T ENOUGH!
Deadprez: LIMMY MONAGHAN PUTS HER INTO THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE!! OH MY GOD!! MONAGHAN SUCKERED IN AND TRAPS HER INTO AFTER LAUGHTER AS SIERRA IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES! SIERRA IS REACHING FOR SOMETHING TO GRAB ONTO BUT MONAGHAN IS PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY INTO HIS FINISHING SUBMISSION HOLD!
( Sierra grabs the screwdriver, but Monaghan grabs it before her and presses it against her head with the crossface.)
Eve: SIERRA WENT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER, BUT MONAGHAN NOW USES IT TO ADD MORE TORQUE TO THE MODIFIED CROSSFACE!! SIERRA IS ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT!! MONAGHAN IS ON THE CUSP OF RETAINING IN HARDCORE FASHION!! SIERRA IS STARTING TO LOSE LIFE!! COME ON!! THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: SIERRA TAPS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: DING! DING! DING!
Deadprez: NO!! I WAS WRONG!! SIERRA GRABS HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER AND DIGS HER FINGERNAILS INTO IT!! MONAGHAN LETS GO OF AFTER THE LAUGHTER OUT OF SHEER PAIN AS SIERRA QUICKLY GETS UP TO HER FEET!! AND SHE RUNS THE ROPES!! MONAGHAN IS BACK TO NURSING HIS FINGER AS SIERRA WAS ABLE TO USE IT TO HER ADVANTAGE!! NOT LIKE THIS!
Eve: SIERRA GOES FOR CLOUD NINE!! THE FRONT FLIP BACKSTABBER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Deadprez: MONAGHAN GRABS THE SCREWDRIVER AND POKES IT INTO HER LEFT EYE!! SIERRA GRABS HER LEFT EYE IN PAIN NOW!! OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED AS MONAGHAN NOW SLIDES DOWN AND PUTS HER INTO THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BARBED WIRE SHEET FROM EARLIER!! THIS HAS TO BE IT NOW!!
Eve: SIERRA IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT!! BUT SHE CANNOT MOVE FORWARD AS THE BARBED WIRE SHEET IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!! UNLESS SHE WANTS TO SWIM THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE, THAT IS NOT A FEASIBLE OPTION!! SIERRA IS TRYING HER BEST TO KEEP ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE!! THAT TITLE COULD DO HER WONDERS AND HER PRIDE IS THE REAL REASON WHY SHE HASN’T TAPPED OUT YET!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE!! THIS MATCH COULD GO LONGER AS SIERRA IS FINGER TIPS AWAY FROM THE CROWBAR!! MONAGHAN MOMENTARILY LETS GO OF THE CROSSFACE AND GRABS SIERRA’S HEAD!!
(Monaghan grabs her head by her hair and repeatedly smashes her head into the barbed wire sheet.)
Gavin Kirkland: HAHA YES!! MONAGHAN IS A DAMN MANIAC!! MONAGHAN REPEATEDLY DRIVES HER HEAD INTO THE BARBED WIRE SHEET!! SIERRA STOPS REACHING FOR THE CROWBAR AS HER FACE IS LITERALLY LIFELESS AT THIS POINT!! MONAGHAN STOPS SMASHING HER BLOODIED FACE INTO THE BARBED WIRE AND PUTS HER BACK INTO THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE!! AND HE PULLS BACK ON HER HEAD!!
Deadprez: AND SIERRA HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO SLOWLY TAP OUT!! WHAT A WAR!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“’King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake blasts through the speakers to a huge pop. Out of pure relief, Monaghan has a smile on his face after he lets go of the submission hold. Medical personnel immediately tend to both competitors, but Monaghan momentarily refuses their help as he is handed the EAW Hardcore Championship.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!! AND STILL EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… LIIIMMYYYY MONAGGHAANNN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YESSIR!! I KEEP MY SHIT AND I GET RICHER!! I TOLD Y’ALL LIMMY MONAGHAN WOULD DEFEND HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! IT’S ALL ABOUT THAT VISION BABY! SIERRA IS A BITCH!! BING BONG!! GET THAT COTTON CANDY HAIR BITCH OUTTA HERE AND MAKE WAY FOR THE MONARCH HIMSELF!! LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
Deadprez: What a damn war these two went through! Sierra took the hardcore stipulation to another level and Monaghan walks victorious out of this match without the fingernail on his left index finger. However, both of these competitors absolutely ripped each other apart. We almost thought we were going to see a new Hardcore Champion, but Monaghan’s heart and soul was far too resilient for Sierra to destroy!
Eve: Both of these competitors are bathed in their own blood. Medical personnel are out here tending to Sierra’s left eye and Monaghan’s finger and that is what Saturday nights are all about! This is what the EAW Hardcore Championship is all about! We saw what lengths Monaghan was able to go through at Reasonable Doubt, and we saw that violent side of him has yet to leave him tonight! Congratulations to Limmy Monaghan as he is still your EAW Hardcore Champion!!
(Road to Redemption continues on following the conclusion of the Hardcore Championship match and the scene heads to the backstage area, where StarrStan, Hurricane Hawk, and Captain Charisma are standing at a monitor to watch the action by themselves without interruption.)
Captain Charisma: It looks like things are getting off to a great start with how things between Limmy and Sierra went in their Championship match – I think they both did great!
Hurricane Hawk: What’s with the whole “I hope both teams had fun” attitude? Sierra showed up on MY show attacking not one but two of my Elitists. :mjpls:
StarrStan: Hey, she did that on her own. I swear I didn’t know she was going to do that :woah:!!!
Captain Charisma: I’m just saying, they both brought something impressive to make that a great match – are either of you really going to argue against that?
(The invasion on Sierra’s part aside that would put Lethal Consequences out of action, Hawk and StarrStan shrug and nod, apparently in agreement that it couldn’t possibly take away from what Sierra and Limmy did to put it all on the line in their match.)
Hurricane Hawk: But speaking of cross-branded action, we’ve still got the Christmas show to get into after this and there’s that tri-branded match-up that we’re having; now that I’ve got you guys right here, I think now is the best time for us to go over it! I’m seeing to it that Showdown wins this brand supremacy match-
StarrStan: Don’t forget which brand at Territorial Invasion won the Stadium Stampede Match – the first-ever match of it’s kind in EAW history, might I add!
Captain Charisma: :mjpls: Remind me again who won the Brand Warfare Match. Dynasty may be good, but you guys didn’t exactly sweep the whole event; there were also the Divide & Conquer Matches to take into consideration if you want to go there, not that anyone here is bragging. :mjgrin:
Hurricane Hawk: Yeah, yeah, yeah – but this particular match especially, Showdown is walking away with the bragging rights, and the guy who’s going to ensure it is Amir Yusuf! A former New Breed Champion who I know is ready to sink his teeth into his next big opportunity, and this is one that I know he couldn’t possibly pass up or let slip by him. He’s hungrier than ever since his loss of the Championship and this is a sure-fire way for him to show that it’ll just be a launchpad for what’s to come for him!
(StarrStan and Captain Charisma nod understandably, as they know it’s definitely a great pick by Hawk that they have to think to match with.)
Hurricane Hawk: But in all fairness, this is your guys’ chance to make your picks and choose your representatives right here right now.
Captain Charisma: Well, there’s plenty of great picks from Voltage that I could choose; after all, Voltage is the best brand for a reason.
StarrStan: Because that whole month of New Eden doing nothing to work with me on that Universal Women’s Title Chamber Match was just such fun :mjpls:
Captain Charisma: New Eden’s mess aside, my other Elitists still worked through everything – every week of not being able to swear, which I know was… extremely challenging for some of them, as it would turn out.
Hurricane Hawk: :mjlol:!!
Captain Charisma: That said, I know through a lot of that – and plenty before it – that there’s one individual who continued to wave the Voltage flag through so many of the situations and circumstances that they found themselves in throughout Season 15, and that’s Justin Windgate! The guy went through hell in a Chainsaw Deathmatch at Bloodsport and was ready to join the Brand Warfare Team when he could, and he’s always been ready to stand up to New Eden’s garbage – he’s the guy for this kind of job.
Hurricane Hawk: I think I’m more surprised you even let that Chainsaw Deathmatch go on, and that anyone even survived :lupe:
(And Justin’s addition to the match makes this an even tougher outing, considering what all he’s been through this season alone. The attention comes upon StarrStan, who knows it’s his turn to announce his choice.)
StarrStan: I can say I’m not going to downplay anything either, because of course Friday Night Dynasty is the best. And while I’ve got plenty of people to choose from myself that would be just as ready for an opportunity like this, I took the time to watch Voltage the previous week-
Captain Charisma: As our biggest fans always do. 😌
StarrStan: :mjpls: Can I continue? But like I was saying, I was watching Voltage and what I saw from my choice was a lot of eagerness and enthusiasm. I’ve had my eye on them and I’m sure they’re as ready as ever to wrestle on the red brand, which I’m looking for them to showcase in this very match against the likes of Justin and Amir. That’s why I’m choosing Alex Myers to compete in this match!
(Captain Charisma’s eyebrows raise in surprise, finding some humor in StarrStan’s shamelessness.)
Captain Charisma: Don’t you think that’s a bit dirty, to make your selection be a product of Voltage to go against Voltage? :mjgrin:
StarrStan: They’re Dynasty talent now, it is what it is and it’s fair as far as I’m concerned. 🤷♂️ But I know that I’m ready to see them put to the test and this is one of the best ways to do it. It’s the best way to show my brand’s influx of rising talent and the future of EAW all at once – and Alex has something that’ll help them stand out and rise to the occasion like I’m sure they can. Not too many people are willing to risk their well-being by being drowned in a piranha tank and then continue to want to compete after that match with the determination that Alex has, but Alex has that in them and I’m confident that they’ll show everyone why they’ve got what it takes to be a big breakout on Dynasty throughout the rest of the season!
(All three of them are generally impressed as they think over the future match and they’re confident that it’s sure to meet their expectations, regardless of who any of them wants to see from their own brand come out on top. As Hawk, StarrStan, and Captain Charisma go back to talking among themselves, the scene fades out.)
(The camera opens up to the next match graphic.)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring, ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our special INFERNO MATCH!!!
(The crowd cheers with anticipation of this match.)
Bella Braxton: Here are the rules. The ring will be surrounded by fire, keeping both competitors inside the ring. The first person to set their opponent on fire will be the winner. Introducing first…
(“Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani starts to play as Candice Blair, who is looking as stunning as ever, enters the arena flanked by one of her best friends, Danny Tanner. The crowd is cheering wildly in approval for the duo as they make their way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring. She is accompanied to the ring by Danny Tanner. She is from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at 120 pounds, She is “THE HOT COMMODITY” CANDICE BLAIR!!!
James Peters: There will be no song tonight from the lovely Candice Blair. She isn’t ready for show. She is ready for go. Candice Blair is strictly business tonight with only one task on her mind: setting Alex Myers on fire.
Persephone: Thank gawd she isn’t singing. I’ve heard the rumors of her singing like a bird and now I agree. She sounds like a damn vulture.
Rich Russillo: Will you stop that? Candice Blair has been the best friend she can with Danny Tanner and this is another example of her kindness and her generosity. She is stepping into a very dangerous environment where she could very easily be the one being set on fire.
James Peters: Don’t underestimate her just because of her modeling background and stunning good looks, she is as fierce and can be as dangerous as they come. I wouldn’t count out Candice Blair in this match.
(Danny holds the ropes open for Candice to enter the ring as he follows behind. They both stand in the center of the ring doing a quick pose for the crowd as they continue showing their love for Candice as “Diamonds” fades off.)
(As the Cameras zoom back towards the entrance way, the lights in the Arena suddenly go out. They would start to blink red and black, as Four guys, dressed up in all black begin to walk out onto the Rampway, carrying a Coffin. The Camera would zoom onto the Coffin, where “CANDICE” is seen written on the top of the lid. The lights in the Arena would go dim, as the men would all move to the side.)
(After a few moments, “End Of Heartache” by Killswitch Engage would begin to blast through the speakers, as everyone in attendance is in confusion..but that silence turns into a roaring mixture of cheers and boos when Alex Myers is seen, slowlying walking onto the Rampway with their Skateboard.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent, they are from Seattle, Washington. Weighing 185 pounds, they are the “KING OF PAIN” ALEX MYERS.
(Alex walks to the Coffin, and stops in front of it, as one of the guards is seen holding Lighter Fluid, as they begin to spill it all over the Coffin. Alex would slowly reach into their pocket, where they would grab a Box of Matches. They would take one out of the Box, and slowly light it against the side of the Box..)
Alex Myers: (off-mic) Burn, Candice..BURN.
(Alex would suddenly throw the Match onto the Coffin, as it suddenly GOES UP IN FLAMES! Alex, smiling at their destruction, would then set the Skateboard onto the ground, as they began to Skate down their way to the ramp.)
James Peters: Here is the Elitist who is the cause for this match. Alex Myers has done anything and everything they can to be as big of a pain in the ass as they can for Candice and Danny.
Persephone: Now that the entrance is over, let me ask something. What in the hell was that? We’ve had enough damn coffins whenever Shane Gates shows up to a show, why does this little garden gnome have to bring them to.
Rich Russillo: This is more than just setting Candice Blair on fire. They want more. They want to put Candice six feet under.
(When they reach the end, they would throw their Skateboard to the side, and would climb to the Top Rope, taunting everyone in attendance, before going to their Corner where they would sit down, and “End Of Heartache” would slowly fade away into the distance.)
James Peters: This match is about to begin. Before this match ends, somebody will be getting up close and personal with the flames.
(The referee and Danny Tanner exit the ring before the flames finally appear around the ring. Both competitors in the ring look ready to fight as the referee calls for the bell from outside the ring.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Here we go! The bell has rung and this might not be for the weak at heart. There will be no pins, no submission, no count outs, and no disqualifications. The only way to win this match is to set your opponent literally on fire!
Persephone: What the hell are you talking about with this weak at heart crap? Anybody who watches EAW loves this type of stuff, especially me. It’s not blood, but watching one of the losers burn works for me. I hope they both lose, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Candice burn. I’m ready to see how flammable silicone can be. :mjlol: .
Rich Russillo: These two are just feeling out the situation at the beginning of this match. Neither competitor wants to do anything crazy in the beginning of this match. Unless they want to catch themselves on fire early and end the whole thing. And the crowd is still letting Alex Myers have it with all the resounding boos.
(Alex takes a moment and turns around to address the crowd and their antics)
Alex Myers: (off-mic) SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR FU—
James Peters: Alex didn’t get a chance to finish that statement because Candice Blair used this distraction to start clobbering the back of Alex Myers. She is not in a good mood. She has been waiting to do that for a very long time. You mess with her family or you mess with her friends, then you will have hell to pay.
Persephone: Here we go. Baby Ava is throwing her first temper tantrum of the match
James Peters: By the end of this match, there is likely to be some damage done. The only thing we can hope for is that their clothes are flame retardant.
Persephone: You’re half right, but it isn’t the clothes that ar…
Rich Russillo: :whoa: You can’t say that! Now let’s get back to the match. Candice Blair is delivering kick after kick into the midsection of Alex Myers. Blair brings Myers back to their feet and whips them into the ropes. Myers with the rebound and Blair with the back body drop and HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THOSE FLAMES SHOOT UP! DAMN IT’S GETTING HOTTER BY THE SECOND!
James Peters: Alex Myers back to their feet and they were taken right back down with a Japanese arm drag. It has been all Candice since the beginning of this match. Myers has yet to get out of the starting gate.
Persephone: Enough with the stupid wrestling moves. The point is to set someone on fire, now stop wasting my time and get to burning.
James Peters: That’s what Candice is going to need to do in this match in order to win. She needs to keep staying on the attack and not let Alex breathe for a second. Remember that it was Danny and Alex who both went through that flaming table back at the Wicked Games, so Alex is already familiar with the feeling of fire.
Rich Russillo: Candice once again bringing Alex to their feet, BUT ALEX CLAWS THE EYES OF CANDICE! Momentum now in the favor of Alex Myers as they take down Candice Blair.
James Peters: Alex Myers is now dragging Candice over to the ropes. Is this match going to have a quick ending? Is Candice Blair going to be burned right here, right now?
(Alex is on the side of the ring where Danny is standing and taunting him with Candice.)
Alex Myers: (off-mic) Now it’s her turn to feel the fire. Watch your little girlfriend BURN!
Persephone: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? Don’t taunt the virgin! Just throw her Botox filled face into the fire and be done with it! Shit! The little demon has a little brain too.
James Peters: Alex is down taunting Danny and now they’re ready to throw her in the fire, BUT CANDICE IS FIGHTING ALEX OFF!! Repeated elbows to the gut as Candice makes her way back to her feet.
Persephone: Look at that loser Danny trying to keep his distance from the ring. Most of this was his fault to begin with. Now the blonde bimbo has thrown the little demon into the ropes and catches them with a roundhouse kick. That won’t win her the match. She’d know that if she’d stop dying her hair so much and killing her brain cells. Hair whore.
James Peters: None of this is Danny’s fault, so enough of that. Candice Blair is doing anything and everything she can to weaken Alex Myers and throw them into the fire. Candice grabs the legs of Alex and falls back. SLINGSHOT INTO THE CORNER, BUT ALEX CATCHES THEMSELF ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Candice runs in and catches a boot to the face.
Rich Russillo: Alex needs to be careful. The only thing between them and burning away is that ring rope.Alex Myers is waiting for Candice to get back to her feet, and now she is. Alex Alex Myers is waiting for Candice to get back to her feet and there she is. Alex looks to fly and there they go! MISSILE DROPKICK OFF THE SECOND ROPE! CANDICE TURNED INSIDE OUT AND SHIT THOSE FIRES JUST SHOT UP AGAIN! THE FLAMES REACHING THE SECOND ROPE! WHY DID THEY PUT US SO CLOSE TO THESE FLAMES?
James Peters: Alex looks so proud of themself right now and the crowd has still not let up on them. The crowd is booing them out of the building and they just gave this crowd in Indianapolis the infamous one-finger salute.
Persephone: Don’t sugarcoat it. They told this bunch of scumbuckets to go fuck themselves. I’m not sure what is worse. The people in the match, the heat from the fire, or the fact that it smells like you two losers didn’t wear enough deodorant. Either way, how about we speed it up on the burning. Is that too much to ask?
James Peters: They aren’t in an Inferno match for your amusement.
Persephone: That’s what you think! If it’s a match that involves any type of bodily harm, then it is for my amusement. Now let’s speed up the fire. Better yet, set the whole damn ring on fire and end the show. Now the little demon thing is bringing the bimbo back to her feet.
Rich Russillo: Alex with a kick to the gut before they put Candice in a front face lock. They hoist her up in the air. Alex is looking for a delayed vertical Suplex trying to show off the small strength advantage they have over The Hot Commodity.
James Peters: But before Alex can drop her with the Suplex, Candice changes the momentum and counters the move into a modified DDT. Alex lands right on their head and tumbles dangerously close to the fire.
Persephone: All right, bitch. Now is your opportunity to show that you have some brains in that bleach blonde head of yours. Kick their ass into the fire and end this shit show.
James Peters: But she is electing not to go for the final move just yet. She wants to cause Alex Meyers as much pain as they have caused her and Danny the last few months. Simply dropping them in the fire would be too easy for them. And Candice drags Alex back to the center of the ring. And now it’s Candice Blair’s turn to climb the turnbuckles.
Persephone: Why in the hell are they climbing turnbuckles in an inferno match? They slip and fall once and the match is over. Better yet, keep climbing and do the damage to yourself. Fucking idiots!
James Peters: It might be a very risky strategy to go to the turnbuckles in this type of match but you also have to have a little bit of creativity to win these things as well. That’s what Candice Blair looks like she’s going to do right now as she makes her own climb to the second rope. Be careful Candice.
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair is waiting for Alex Myers to get back to their feet. Alex is staying again and now it’s Candice’s turn to fly.
Persephone: Hey bitch! I don’t think your Gucci boots are fireproof, so get your dumb ass off the ropes unless you wanna burn to death. Wait! What am I saying? Stay up there as long as you want!
James Peters: She jumps off the second turnbuckle and grabs the back of Alex’s head and drops them. DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER FROM THE SECOND ROPE!. AND THOSE FLAMES SHOOT UP ONCE AGAIN. It seems like the longer this match goes the higher the flames go. At this rate we might get to see what Persephone looks like for real with all that makeup melting off your face.
Persephone: Go fuck yourself, you dumb bastard. The only one I am here to look good for is my Rexy.
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers staggers Unknowingly towards the ropes and the fire. This is going to be it! They’re going to get burnt! They’re gonna get burnt!
Persephone: Damn I wish. But the nitwit manages to help keep their balance, not even touching the ropes. Now the blonde bimbo is looking for a spear but the little demon gets out of the way at the last second. The bitch is going to send herself right into the fire yes yes yes! One less Ava in the damn company.
James Peters: Candice Blair saw the trouble she was about to get herself into. She saw she’s about to get herself into the fire and she put the brakes on really quickly, avoiding the ropes and the fire at the last second.
Persephone: Oh son of a bitch! She ruined this for me again. Selfish blonde skank. But the skank turns around and is met with a super kick to the jaw from the little demon snot. Not good enough! I want some fire.
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair is down on the map and look at the face of Alex Myers. You can’t even describe the sinister aura that’s radiating from them.
James Peters: Alex is choking Candice Blair. They have mounted Candice and just started choking the life out of her. This is it to get it a tap out or anything, this is just to make her life more hell than it already is.
Alex Myers: (off-mic) Why won’t you just die you stupid bitch? Danny isn’t going to save you now. That little Wuss isn’t anywhere near ringside because he’s so scared of the fire. Who’s going to help you now?
Persephone: Come on your little demon nitwit. Stop your jaw jacking and burn the silicone off her body.
James Peters: I hate to admit it but Alex has a pint. Ever since Danny went to that flaming table he has been so nervous just being around ringside right now. But he is showing what a true friend he really is. Showing his support for Candice Blair no matter how scary it is right now for her and for himself.
Persephone: Oh how noble he is. If he really wants to be helpful he needs to stop being a big baby and think of something to help her. If he doesn’t then his best friend I’m probably the only friend he has here is going to go from rare to well done in a matter of seconds.
James Peters: Now Alex Myers is just repeatedly slapping the face of Candice Blair. This isn’t going to help them win the match, this is just adding insult to injury. Wait a second! What is Danny Tanner doing?
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner has made his way over to the timekeepers area. The ring announcers are moving out of the way and Danny grabs a steel chair! What is he going to do with that?
Persephone: Sit down? Poor bastard is shaking.
James Peters: Now Alex Myers is holding Candice‘s face about an inch away from the fire, almost having some kind of sick fun with this and they are still talking trash.
Alex Myers: (off-mic) Smile pretty for the camera. SAY CHEESE AND SMILE! SMILE!
Rich Russillo: I guess there is a reason why Alex Myers is called the King of Pain. Whether it be against himself or on others, they love it. Alex believes they have the match won, but look at Danny!!
( *BAM!* )
James Peters: Danny Tanner waiting until the flames were low enough. Then he flung the chair through the ropes and the rim of the top of the steel chair caught Alex Myers right in the middle of the forehead. Myers stumbles back and that gives Candice Blair a second to regroup. Perfect timing for Danny Tanner.
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! That was great! Did you hear that thud because I sure as hell did. Maybe it was more of a bell ringing sound. What an idiot! That’s what you get for talking trash and instead of getting the job done. Now get serious and get back to work.
James Peters: Danny Tanner came through when Candice Blair probably needed him the most. NOW LOOK AT ALEX MYERS.
(The camera moves to Alex showing that they have been busted open pretty well thanks to the expertly timed chair shot of Danny Tanner.)
Rich Russillo: I knew there was going to be some injury in this match, and we finally got to see some. The rim of that steel chair cut Alex Myers right on the money and now we see the end result. We have some bloodshed at Road to Redemption.
Persephone: Wait! We have blood now? Let me see. YES! WE DO! OH BABY! Now I can finally start getting interested in this match. Let’s see some more blood people.
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT THE FACE OF ALEX MYERS. Under the blood that’s trickling down their face, there is a look of anger. Alex Myers is pissed and now they’re back on the attack.
Persephone: Why are they so mad? They never looked better. I mean they still look uglier than shit but blood on their face makes them at least tolerable to look at. Now the pissed off demon gnome is running toward the blonde bimbo.
James Peters: Candice who is still recuperating on the mat close to one of the corners saw Alex coming. She used the belt of their pants and sent them face first into the top turnbuckle.
Persephone: They still managed not to make any contact with the fire. I CALL BULLSHIT! This is starting to get depressing, not even the blood is helping this.
James Peters: Candice Blair backing away as fast as she can from Alex Myers, who is still stalking her like a predator to their prey. Now Candice is made as far as she can go before she has to touch the fire. She has nowhere to run now, and here comes Alex Myers. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
( *BAM!!* )
Rich Russillo: LOW BLOW! CANDICE WITH A LOW BLOW TO ALEX MYERS! HER FOOT WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND NOW ALEX IS DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN! CANDICE ISN’T REALLY THE TYPE TO RESORT TO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I DON’T THINK CANDICE CARES RIGHT NOW, NOT DURING A MATCH FUELED BY HATRED LIKE THIS. NOW CANDICE HAS AN OPENING TO COME BACK!
James Peters: She found an opening all right. Damn that kick even hurt me.
Persephone: I don’t see how. You have nothing down there to hurt.
James Peters: That really wasn’t necessary but look at Candice Blair getting back to her feet. She just spotted the chair that’s in the ring from earlier. Now she sees Danny Tanner with a big grin on his face. She put two into together and offers Danny a little wink in gratitude before she picks up the chair
Rich Russillo: Now it is time for Candice Blair to be the predator and start her prey. Alex is still doubled over as Candice makes her way to them. She hoists the chair up in the air ready to make an impact…
( *WHACK!* )
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF ALEX MYERS! LISTEN TO THE MOAN OF PAIN COMING FROM ALEX!
Persephone: Come on and don’t be a little bitch! Be an adult and take your whooping. Now let’s see some more blood.
James Peters: I rarely agree with you, Percy, but I do agree. Turnabout is fair play. Alex has been doing this type of stuff for months and now it is Candice’s turn. Let’s see how they like being attacked. Now it looks like Candice has something to say.
Candice Blair: (off-mic) HOW DOES THIS FEEL, ALEX?
( *WHACK!* )
Candice Blair: (off-mic) ARE YOU HAVING FUN NOW?
( *WHACK!* )
Candice Blair: (off-mic) YOU MESS WITH DANNY, YOU MESS WITH ME!
( *WHACK!* )
Persephone: There’s the bitch attitude that I know and hate. I knew that it was going to come out at some point. Now she and her attitude can go away and not come back.
James Peters: All the Avas when they reach this level of intensity are all a force to be reckoned with. Alex Myers is learning that first hand. Candice has stopped clobbering the back of Alex Myers and what is she doing now?
Rich Russillo: Candice is walking towards the fire. SHE IS PUTTING THE RIM OF THE CHAIR INTO THE FIRE! SHE IS TRYING TO HEAT UP THE RIM OF THE CHAIR! THE SAME RIM THAT BUSTED ALEX OPEN!
James Peters: She seems satisfied with how hot the chair is on the rim and walks back over to Alex. Candice has the chair ready again AND SHE JUST USED THE RIM TO BURN THE BACK OF ALEX MYERS! THEY ARE SCREAMING IN PAIN! CAN YOU HEAR THE SIZZLE OF HEAT ON FLESH?
Persephone: OHH YES! Burn baby burn! Keep going. Burn all the skin away. Wait! Does that mean the match is over?
James Peters: Unfortunately for you, no. They have to be legitimately set on fire. A simple burn will not be enough to win this match. LOOK AT THE FLAMES ON THE OUTSIDE AGAIN! SHOOTING UP AND THIS TIME THEY JUST TOUCHED THE TOP ROPE! They match the intensity that is showing on the face of Candice Blair. She is almost having fun with burning the holy crap out of Alex Myers.
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair could go for the kill, but instead she brings Alex to their feet. Candice went for the Bicycle Knee, but ALEX MYERS WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM? WERE THEY PLAYING POSSUM OR DID THEY HIT THEIR SECOND WIND AT THE BEST POSSIBLE MOMENT?
James Peters: That was a big surprise right there. Myers just got branded by a steel chair and they still manage to regain control of the match. It just shows how much they want to win this match.
Persephone: It also shows how brain dead these two are. I mean I am ok because one will die and the other will die and be shipped to Dynasty. I win either way. The little demon thing picks up Silicone Sally and whips her to the turnbuckle. Ha! Look at the little demon waddling over to the corner. :mjlol:
James Peters: Alex is in extreme pain and there has to be a whole bunch of adrenaline flowing through their body to even attempt some of the things they are considering. Alex lifts Candice and sits her on the top turnbuckle. Alex is on the second rope.
Persephone: Now would be a perfect time for the ropes to break and they both fall and burn. Yay! Persephone would be the winner then because they go to the hospital and never come back.
James Peters: Will you quit? Alex Myers lifts Candice AND THEY BOTH COME CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT! SUPERPLEX BY ALEX MYERS! HOLY SHIT! THE FLAMES SHOT SKY HIGH AFTER THAT MOVE!
Rich Russillo: Candice isn’t moving after that superplex and Alex has made it back to their feet. How the fuck did they do that? Now they are going back to the top rope. Why would they do that? They could win the match right here and now.
James Peters: Alex wants to put the exclamation point on this match and this rivalry. Alex checks back before flying and NOW A MOONSAULT CATCHES CANDICE BLAIR RIGHT ON THE MONEY!
Persephone: Good. Now finish this damn match. Ok, smarty pants, if that was the exclamation point, what the hell are they doing now? They are going back to the top turnbuckle.
James Peters: Icing on the cake? Alex Myers wants to make a statement and this is the best way they deem fit. They hit one more move from the top then they throw Candice into the fire.
Rich Russillo: This move might have more impact than the moonsault. Alex Myers is looking for the Sinner’s Lullaby. Best way to end the match then putting Candice to sleep for good. HERE GOES ALEX WITH THE SINNER’S LULLABY! THEY’RE GOING TO GET IT!
James Peters: CANDICE PLAYED POSSUM! WHEN ALEX HAD THEIR BACK TURNED FOR THE SINNER’S LULLABY, CANDICE GRABBED THE CHAIR! ALEX LANDED BACK FIRST RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR!! AND THE FLAMES SHOOT UP ONE MORE TIME
Persephone: That’s what you get for being cocky, stupid. Should have just thrown the bitch into the fire. I mean COME ON!! I BROUGHT MARSHMALLOWS!! I WAS WANTING TO MAKE S’MORES ON THE LOSER!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair is slow to her feet, but she did take some damage from that last move. Candice brings Alex up by their hair and now she is ready to end the match. ALEX IS GOING INTO-
James Peters: ALEX COUNTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF THROWING HER INTO THE FIRE, ALEX MYERS JUST THREW CANDICE BLAIR OVER THE TOP ROPE AND STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR! NO CONTACT WITH THE RING SO SHE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! Danny rushes over to check on Candice.
Persephone: WHAT AN IDIOT!! Your opponent needs to go INTO the fire NOT over it! Now what in the world is this little demon thinking they are doing?
James Peters: Alex Myers hits the far ropes again and they fly over the top rope. TOPE CON HILO ONTO THE FLOOR, TAKING CANDICE BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Danny Tanner got out of the way at the last second.
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers is slow to get back to their feet and Candice hasn’t even moved yet. Alex takes a quick moment to soak in the
James Peters: THERE’S DANNY TANNER AGAIN! DANNY TANNER JUST PULLED ALEX MYERS OFF OF CANDICE! THERE YA GO! He’s had enough of Alex’s bullying and bad attitude and he just can’t take it anymore.
Persephone: What the hell is that loser doing that now? Mind your own business, geek! This match was close to being over and you ruined that! YOU COULD HAVE WAIT!
Rich Russillo: That’s exactly what he’s doing! This situation is just as much Danny’s business as it is Candice’s. Candice has helped him so much and now he’s helping her once again. Alex Myers does not look happy about that at all.
Alex Myers: (off-mic) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
James Peters: ALEX MYERS JUST SLAPPED DANNY TANNER IN THE FACE, BUT THEY ARE NOT AWARE THAT CANDICE BLAIR IS BACK TO HER FEET AND STANDING RIGHT BEHIND THEM RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: I THINK THEY KNOW NOW! CANDICE HAS HIM BY THE NECK, BUT THEY ARE TRYING TO BREAK FREE! NOW HERE COMES DANNY TANNER HELPING CANDICE. NOW CANDICE HAS ALEX SET UP FOR THE CANDY DESTROYER! CANDICE FLIPS AND HITS THE CANDY DESTROYER ON THE FLOOR!
Persephone: Some this demon thing bounced back to their feet from the impact. Now what are they doing? Candice is calling for Danny again.
Candice Blair: (off-mic) DANNY! LIFT THEM UP! WE’RE FINISHING THIS NOW!
James Peters: Danny nods in acknowledgement. It looks like they are going to stick the nail in the coffin… no pun intended…of Alex Myers. There is nowhere for them to run and nowhere for them to hide. Danny is lifting up Alex on the shoulders of Candice and helping keep them up.
Rich Russillo: The best friends are walking Alex back to the ring for their own Final Symphony, HERE THEY GO!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB ONTO THE RING APRON!! ALEX’S BACK DIDN’T HIT THE CORNER! THEY POWERBOMBED HIM BACK FIRST ONTO THE FLAT PART OF THE RING APRON!
James Peters: CANDICE AND DANNY JUST USED ONE OF ALEX’S MOVES AGAINST THEM! THE FLAMES SHOT UP WHEN THEIR BACK HIT THE APRON AND ROPES! ALEX IS BACK ON THE FLOOR AND THEY ARE ON FIRE!! THE REFEREE HASN’T SEEN IT YET, AND NOW THEY HAVE FINALLY HAS NOTICED THE BACK AND BACKSIDE OF ALEX ON FIRE! THIS MATCH IS OVER! CANDICE BLAIR HAS WON!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Diamonds” starts playing once again as the crowd goes wild for the victory of Candice Blair. Candice looks to fall to the mat, but Danny catches her and keeps her standing as the referee raises her hand.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…CANDICE BLAIR!
James Peters: Friendship and determination prevails in the end. With the assistance of her friend Danny Tanner, Candice Blair walks out of Road to Redemption winning the inferno match.
Rich Russillo: WHERE ARE THE EMTS. ALEX NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT!
(After Rich yells that out, the EMTs rush out and put out Alex Myers.)
Persephone: Damn it. I didn’t get a chance to make even one s’more. You guys suck. :mjcry:
James Peters: Both these competitors gave it their all in this match. Both almost had the match won on numerous occasions, but it was “The Hot Commodity” who walks out of Indianapolis victorious.
Rich Russillo: You have to give it up to Alex Myers. They gave it their all and just came up a little bit short. Unfortunately, they have to pay the price of being scorched by the flames…again.
Persephone: Promise me that the next time Alex Myers is set on fire that I get to make my fucking s’mores. Is that so much to ask?
(Danny and Candice walk slowly up the entrance ramp as they continue to watch Alex being put out and tended to by the EMTs.)
James Peters: Candice Blair is walking a little slowly, but she is walking out knowing that she put the bully tormenting her and Danny has been put in their place. Congrats once again to Candice Blair.
(At the top of the entrance ramp, Danny raises the arm of Candice in victory as the camera fades elsewhere.)
( Road to Redemption fades to the backstage area, where Fight Grid Host, Molly Waters, is standing by. )
Molly Waters: Wow. It’s been an eventful night here already at the 15th edition of Road to Redemption. We opened the show with Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber which blew the roof of this stadium and set one hell of a standard! Congratulations to the one… the only Visual Prophet for retaining in the match that cost him the World Heavyweight Championship last year! This year’s Road to Redemption promises to be special and joining me right now is someone who probably knows the history of this very event pretty well. Please welcome… Ronn Banks!
( The crowd inside the stadium can be heard erupting into cheers, even in the backstage area. The camera shot zooms out and the legend himself is seen standing next to Molly Waters. Banks has a shit-eating grin on his face and he appears happy to be at one of EAW’s biggest shows. )
Molly Waters: Ronn, thanks for joining me tonight. How does it feel seeing something you created still thrive all these years later?
Ronn Banks: It’s special, man. What can I say? EAW is my creation and to see it grow from where it started to where it is now, in 2021, I couldn’t be more thrilled, and I certainly couldn’t be more proud. I think EAW has had a lot of ups and downs, and several changes over the course of the last 15 years, but we have survived, and we’re better than we’ve ever been. Our Elitists are some of the best athletes in the world, bridging the gap between sports and entertainment, and becoming massive celebrities in their own right. Trolls on social media try and shit on the impact events like Pain for Pride and Road to Redemption have on the world, but the proof is sitting right out there. 70,000 plus people are out there right now, living vicariously through the men and women who have devoted their lives to the competition that wrestling breeds and the entertainment their matches provide. This event alone has given us some of the most incredible moments in EAW history.
( There is passion in Banks’ voice and honestly, it’s pretty contagious. A montage of moments from past Road to Redemptions begins to play. )
( Inside of the very first Extreme Elimination Chamber, Hall of Famer Mak is seen successfully defending the EAW Championship, keeping his undefeated title reign alive. )
( At Road to Redemption II, a younger, but just as hungry Impact is shown defeating five former world champions en route to winning his first of nine world titles after losing the National Elite Championship earlier in the night. )
( In 2011, beloved Voltage Commissioner, Captain Charisma, would cash in his King of Elite crown and win his final World Heavyweight Championship. )
( Diamond Cage shut down the city of Newark, New Jersey at Road to Redemption 2014 when he won the Extreme Elimination Chamber to capture his first ever world championship. It would be one of the wildest crowds in EAW history and the party to celebrate Cage’s victory would last all night long. )
( At Road to Redemption 10, Hall of Famer Chris Elite would truly come into his own and put his name on the map when he defeated Mr. DEDEDE to win the elusive Gawd Contract. )
( The montage finally comes to a close with one last moment that leaves the fans inside of Lucas Oil Stadium with tears in their eyes. The legendary Brody Sparks is seen winning the Extreme Elimination Chamber to become the first ever Specialists Champion in EAW history. )
( Outside in the stadium, the fans can be heard loud and proud. )
Crowd: BRODY! BRODY! BRODY! BRODY! BRODY!
( Banks, who had been watching the video package on the monitor, turns back to Molly. The emotion in his eyes can’t be ignored and he lets the fans chant the name of the late Elitist a little longer. )
Ronn Banks: If that doesn’t get to you, I don’t know what will. Fifteen years of legends being born, underdogs rising to the top, and other things we can never forget. I love this event, and I love EAW, and here’s to fifteen more years and beyond.
( Another huge cheer breaks out. )
Molly Waters: I’m with you on that. If you don’t mind, I would like to talk about your highly anticipated return to the ring next weekend as EAW goes across seas to end the year in Sydney, Australia. For the first time since the Pain for Pride Festival, you are going to be inside the ring competing. The man you’re facing off against is someone that is being hailed as a future world champion.
Ronn Banks: Yes. Andre Walker is quite the talent and I’m not going to deny that. His future here is bright as long as he stays the course. That being said, he’s developed quite a habit of overlooking his opponents and chasing after things he considers to be bigger and better. The whole basis of me walking out on Dynasty and accepting his challenge is because he kept crying about the lack of competition. Most Elitists who take this approach end up biting off more they can chew, and I don’t think Andre is going to be the exception to that.
Molly Waters: What makes you say that?
Ronn Banks: Andre is the Interwire Champion and instead of focusing on his match against Solomon Stane, he’s looking ahead to what’s next for him. Trust me, I get it. I would look forward to a match against someone like me as well :mjgrin:, but anyone who’s ever been worth a damn here in EAW has been able to compartmentalize and focus on one thing at a time. Solomon is extremely talented. He’s a massive individual. He’s caused a lot of havoc on Dynasty and given a lot of big names fits whenever they’ve been inside the ring with him. He could win the match and become the new Interwire Champion before Andre even really gets the chance to start this particular championship reign. It’s one thing to hold the New Breed Championship for an impressive amount of days. Doing the same thing with a title as well-known and as prestigious as the Interwire Championship is going to take a lot more work and effort. Looking past the competition in front of you towards the type of competition you want to face in the future is going to end up leaving Andre Walker with a very hard lesson to learn.
Ronn Banks: He needs to focus on getting past Solomon Stane before doing anything else in my humble opinion. Imagine talking so much shit and then somehow finding yourself on the losing side of things at Road to Redemption. Hot off a history making title reign, you somehow fumble the bag and lose very early into your second reign. Hilarious! I would love to see the type of mentality Andre Walker comes to An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular with if that were to happen. Either way, I wish him luck because I’ll tell you right now, Molly. I will be watching. I want to see how fired up Solomon is for this match and how determined he is to teach Andre Walker not to overlook him. Maybe I’ll get lucky and he’ll save me some scraps.
( Banks cracks a smile at the thought of that. )
Ronn Banks: Either way, I look forward to the encounter, and let me go on record and say this. I have A LOT I want to get off my chest this upcoming week. A lot of people are gunna have a lot of shit to talk about when all is said and done, but for now, I’m just going to sit back and watch this show unfold as a fan. 15 years of EAW. I love it.
Molly Waters: And a lot of other people love it too. Thank you for your time tonight, Ronn.
( Banks nods his head before walking off, and the scene fades elsewhere. )
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( The camera fades to the ring, where Bella Braxton is seen holding a microphone. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies And Gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE OWNERSHIP OF THE 24/7 CONTRAAAAACT!!
(The lights go out in the arena and as the camera travels up the entrance as the sound of cards shuffling echoes throughout the arena. As the camera makes its way up the ramp, a repeated pattern of card suits lights the way. When they reach the top of the ramp, the fans finally hear a voice.)
(THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS!)
(Then ‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church starts to play as numerous people dressed in standard casino card dealer’s outfits and wearing cowboy hats make their way to the stage riding motorcycles. When the song reaches the chorus, they all rev their engines as Donovan Duke makes his way to the stage riding his own custom Harley-Davidson motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and his lucky cowboy hat. He revs his own engine trying to get the crowd motivated.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Making his way to the ring. From Stillwater, Oklahoma. Weighing 212 pounds. He is “THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN” AND THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER; DONOVAN DUKE!
(Donovan rides his motorcycle down the ramp and does a few laps around the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside before returning to the bottom of the ramp. After he gets off the motorcycle, he pulls a gun out of his jacket pocket and points it to the sky. He fires it and fireworks are fired from the gun.)
(Seconds later, dollar bills start falling from the sky. There aren’t just one-dollar bill, there are many other dollar amounts falling from the sky. Donovan looks at the camera and gives a wink.)
Donovan Duke: (Off-Mic) I’m the real deal. This isn’t that cheap shit Ronan had created. You won’t see him doing something like this. Worth every penny.
(As the money continues falling, Donovan takes off the jacket and reveals a black and blood red singlet for the event as he enters the ring and motions to the crowd.)
James Peters: Now THAT… Is what I call an entrance! This is mighty surprising coming from the Gentlemen but obviously, he’s been going all out for this special occasion!
Rich Russillo: Donovan has a chance tonight to continue to roll with the 24/7 Championship in his possession tonight he who so far has not made good on the possibilities that come with that privilege. The last one who waited too long ended up losing the contract. We all remember Jon Kelton’s defeat against Justin Windgate who soon after won the Interwire Championship.
Persephone: We remember he lost it to Ronan after too. Speaking of which!
( The lights of the arena all going to focus on the ramp with heavy spots enlightening it along with the stage and the jumbotron. We hear sirens as a line of 14 police motorbikes are driving into view from the right side of the entrance and drive to part themselves on each side of the ramp the whole length of it between the ring and the stage area. Shortly after the motorcade is stopped an abyssal black Cadillac SUV drives up the ramp and stops just before the line of a police escort. We see Ronan’s Dogs of War hanging off the side of the SUV as it drives slowly while ‘Mo Money’ by Ben McLusky begins playing through the sound system of Lucas Oil Stadium. The Dogs of War gets off the vehicle and one of them opens a side door through which emerges Ronan. The former Interwire Champion moves forth and is followed two steps behind by his crew. )
Bella Braxton: AAAAAAAAAND HIS OPPONENT!! From Cape Town, South Africa but living it large in Palm Springs, Florida! Weighing in at 285 pounds! He Is The Million Dollar Megastar: RONAAAAAAAAAAAAN MA-LO-SIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
( We see Ronan look down at the dollar bills that are everywhere from Duke’s entrance and pick one up, he observes it before scoffing and shredding the currently in three and discards it as if it was trash! )
Persephone: He just shredded a high-value banknote like it meant nothing that bald fuck!!
James Peters: I don’t think Ronan cares about Duke’s money when he can get the 24/7 contract which is invaluable should he win the match! This is a high-stakes battle that is about to take place and the two of them heading to this match have shown they are ready to keep the thing but also do what they must to get it!
Rich Russillo: It’s been interesting to follow the two of them interact with each other and it all comes to a boiling point tonight as the two are battling for the right to own the 24/7 contract! Will Donovan keep it? Or will Ronan become its the new owner? These two men will not go easy on each other in order to get their hands on it!
Persephone: ALRIGHT REF! SAY THE THING!
Referee: RING THE BELL!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: And Here We GO!! This match is officially underway!! Both men are circling each other in the center of the ring measuring and poised for a strike! Who will engage first! Ronan is motioning a Hold On sign with a hand to Donovan as he then turns to face the official and takes out a big fat wad of clipped bills and presents it to the official.
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) If you do things my way, Imma make you a rich man!
Referee: (Off-Mic) I don’t want your stinking money, Ronan! Do your job and FIGHT!
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) What? Do you refuse the easiest payday of your miserable entry-level job’s life? Pff! Screw you then.
Rich Russillo: Finally this match can start pro-
Persephone: Ah you’ve got to be fucking kidding me!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
James Peters: Ronan Malosi ducks a clinch attempt by Donovan and rolls out of the ring! The fans are booing as Ronan points to the side of his head with a finger.
Ronan Malosi: You don’t get to decide when we start this match! I DO! Because unlike you I’m filthy RICH!
Persephone: Makes you wonder if he really wants the 24/7 Contract doesn’t it?
James Peters: Ronan is messing around outside the ring taunting the crowd and actually ignoring his opponent for the time being! Duke ends up sliding out of the ring trying to get to Malosi but Ronan’s Dogs of War bars his way! The pair stands stall between Duke and their boss under the boos of the crowd! Duke is annoyed as Malosi is laughing while the official begins to count them both!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!!
Rich Russillo: Donovan goes back in the ring first! Looking down to Ronan who doesn’t seem in a rush!
Five!!!!!
Six!!!!!!
Seven!!!!!!!
Persephone: Haul Ass Dumb Ass!!
Eight!!!!!!!!
NINE!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: And Ronan at the last possible second dashes inside the ring sliding under the bottom rope! The action can now resume!
Persephone: Or should we say begin! They didn’t even touch each other yet!
Rich Russillo: Donovan goes for Clinch! Ronan shows the power of a man who is much taller than his opponent roughing him around with a harsh push forcing Duke to fall back but he rolls with agility and ends with a knee down.
Rich Russillo: Ronan rolls his eyes and dashes towards Donovan who ducks and throws Ronan backward into a German Suplex! Ronan gets up, he gets greeted by a Belly to Belly Suplex! Then a Japanese arm drag! And a good old clothesline! Donovan is on a roll now as he throws Ronan into the ropes but Malosi tackles him down with a shoulder block sending Duke to the ground hard.
James Peters: Ronan dashes forward and into a power slam as Duke uses his opponent’s momentum against him! DOWN GOES HAPPY MALOSI! Duke tries to go for a suplex but gets an elbow to the face for his efforts! He goes down to a knee! Malosi picks him up and shoves him into a corner followed by a series of body strikes and a few well-placed kicks before Ronan barks at the crowd ordering them to shut up which of course they respond to with a chorus of boos. Ronan drives a knee to the midsection of the 24/7 contract holder who drops to his knees again. Ronan goes to pick him up once more BUTt Duke takes him down!! It doesn’t last as Ronan shoves him off.
Rich Russillo: Duke to the ropes, Ronan dashes forth and lands outside the ring as Duke lowers the ropes! Smart move by the Duke as Ronan lands to his feet and against the railing! Malosi quickly runs back in ONLY to get dropkicked by Donovan! The move is sending Ronan back out of the ring! Duke to his feet now looking at the crowd and then behind him before dashing into the ropes bouncing towards Ronan and LEAP INTO A SUICIDE DIVE FROM INSIDE THE RING AND LANDING STRAIGHT OVER RONAN!! Duke is in control now as he gets quickly vertical.
James Peters: Donovan backs off a little then runs in! Running hurricanrana on Malosi who just barely got up to his feet! Ronan is getting slowly up, leaning against the barricade, Duke takes a few long steps back getting ready to dash forward! He is measuring his opponent! Off he goes charging in! SIDEWALK SLAM! RONAN STOPPED DONOVAN SHORT WITH THAT MOVE! DOWN GOES DUKE! What a counter by Ronan Malosi! The official is starting to make the count force the two back in!
ONE!
TWO!!
Rich Russillo: Ronan Malosi rolls Donovan inside the ring like a bag of trash. He follows after him, he lifts Duke to his feet and throws a series of elbows to the shoulder of Duke trying to soften him up! He then grabs hold of Duke’s head with both hands! He is trying to twist cap Donovan’s head right off! Duke is in trouble but not giving up resisting Ronan’s attack with his hands. Duke gets up, throws some punches to the gut free himself from Malosi then whips Ronan to the nearest corner! Ronan slides out of the ring, runs to the other side of the ring post, rushes back in going for a clot-NO! DUKE CAUGHT HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! COVER BY DONOVAN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: Ronan Kicks OUT!
James Peters: Close but Donovan will need to do more if he wants to put the taller Ronan away! Donovan gets Malosi up, whipping him into a corner! Ronan turns to face Donovan who hops on him! MONKEY FLIP! RONAN GOES FLYING AND LANDS ON HIS BACK! Ronan gets back up to his feet, he tries to reach Donovan! Ronan lunges AND DUKE LIFTS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! HOLY COW HE IS MILITARY PRESSING RONAN OVER HIS HEAD!! THAT’S 285 POUNDS AND EVEN MALOSI HIMSELF DOESN’T BELIEVE IT!! The crows love it as then Donovan goes for a quick but efficient running POWERSLAM!! COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Ronan lifts the shoulder up! This was quite the feat of strength from Donovan! The contract holder grabs at Ronan, pulls him up, and sends him into the ropes! He goes for a discus clothesline but Ronan ducks! He turns around AND SENDS A BIG BOOT TO DONOVAN! DOWN HE GOES! He gets up rather quickly but is slammed back down with a CLOTHESLINE followed by a lazy cover by Ronan Malosi!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: Lame ass bum! Too rich to properly hook the leg up?
James Peters: Donovan easily moved out of that pinning predicament! Ronan can’t possibly win this match if he doesn’t take it as seriously as he possibly can. Donovan is not going to give him the opportunity to profit through laziness or arrogance! Ronan is getting a bit annoyed at this point as he picks up Donovan and whips him into the ropes. Duke bounces chest first against the hard ropes he back steps AND GETS CLOCKED BY RONAN WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) And That’s Why I’m The BEST!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: While the crowd jeers the Dogs of War are cheering on their boss who is picking up Donovan! He goes for a punch but it’s blocked by Duke who goes on the offensive with a series of quick strikes! He turns, goes to the ropes and bounces toward Ronan, and dives forward for a hard shoulder tackle which is sending Ronan backward! But! He bounces on the second rope moving quickly toward Duke with a FOREARM SMASH!
James Peters: Donovan is getting up, looking in pain through, Ronan twists an arm applying a bit more before he whips Duke harshly into a corner! Donovan falls down, Ronan is gloating!
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) The 24-7 Contract WILL Be Mine!
Rich Russillo: Ronan lifts up Duke and sizes him up before throwing in a few stiff elbows to the jaw of Donovan who’s against a corner! LOOK OUT! DONOVAN JUST GRABBED ONTO RONANS’ ARM AND MOVED OVER THE TOP ROPE! TARENTULA ARM LOCK!! RONAN IS IN TROUBLE AND LOOKING IN PAIN AS DUKE GOT HIS ENTIRE WEIGHT ON THE ARM OF MALOSI! Slowly Ronan is lifting Duke up, over the ropes! He sets him up for a one have POWERBOMB! DUKE IS SLAMMED HARD ON THE RING FLOOR! Ronan with a cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: Donovan lifts the shoulder up! This match will continue!
James Peters: The official who calls a Two and the official is not pleased with all by this! His pair of Dogs of War are yelling outside the ring while Ronan is thinking. He towers over Donovan, moves his head in a wise grip he is trying to twist cap it! Donovan gets up, overhead fist to the back of Duke who is down on a knee now! Ronan throws in a few more but then Donovan fights back with a series of body shots before getting whipped into the ropes. Ronan is trying for a big boot but Donovan ducks low! He quickly turns around! Kick to the midsection! AND A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! COVER BY DUKE!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: Well shit!
Rich Russillo: Malosi kicked out of that one! He gets up at the same time as Donovan who kicks him in the midsection again! Double Arm Suplex!! FOLLOWED BY A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! IT LANDS PERFECTLY BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE HURT DUKE A LITTLE! He powers through the pain as he goes to a corner, climbing and looking down on his opponent! He throws himself at Malosi for a Crossbody BUT RONAN REVERSES IT WITH A MALSTROM!!!!!Persephone: A what now?
Rich Russillo: An Overhead F5! Donovan goes do-NO! HE REVERSED IT WITH A DDT!!! WOW! CROSSBODY TO A MAELSRTROM TO A DDT!!! WHAT A COUNTER-REVERSAL! COVER BY DONOVAN DUKE!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: RONAN KICKED OUT OF THAT!! Donovan picks Ronan up, elbows to the side of the head! Ronan’s reeling! Springboard Stunner followed by another cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND THE ONE MOST HATED KICKS OUT ONCE MORE! This has so far been quite the competitive back and forth match between these two! Who will leave tonight with the 24/7 Contract? Your guess is as good as mine!
James Peters: Donovan enjoys the cheers of the crowd for a short moment clearly they are rooting for him to retain the contract that allows him to cash in on a Championship at any moment! He waits for Ronan to get to his knees before grabbing his head BUT RONAN THROWS IN A THROAT PUNCH! SUDDEN AND VICIOUSLY1 Duke grabs at his throat this allows for Ronan to go for a snap suplex taking Duke down! He then prompts a dazed Duke to his feet and shoves him outside of the ring before arguing with the official!
Persephone: Hey look outside!
Rich Russillo: Ronan’s Dogs of War are doing a number on Donovan! Assaulting him with kicks and punches that’s unfair! A clear advantage for Ronan is they need to get banned from the ring dammit! They drive Donovan into the ground with a dual clothesline and a shoulder block before shoving Duke inside the ring! Ronan ends up ignoring the official and throws himself at Duke for a cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: Ronan got a foot on the bottom rope! The official saw it! Rope Break!
Persephone: Sigh…
Rich Russillo: Can’t say that those two are giving the other opponent an easy time in trying to win this match! This one has been quite competitive so far! Donovan moves Ronan upright trying to set him up for a powerbomb! Another feat of strength attempted by Duke! He lifts Ronan with some difficulty! Ronan lands back on his feet AND USES THE MOMENTUM TO GO FOR A SPIKE DDT! THE MOVE CONNECTS!!
James Peters: Ronan picks up Donovan, shoves him to the ropes! Duke bounces back! Ronan hoists him up for a pop-up POWERBOMB!! Ronan spits on the floor next to Donovan in spite as he laughs, he gets Duke up to his feet. Donovan is reeling in place he looks like he’s out of Mortal Kombat! Will Ronan FINISH HIM?? Ronan goes to the ropes, raising a leg for a running high knee strike BUT DONOVAN COUNTERS IT WITH A POWERBOMB REVERSAAAAAAL!!!!! MY GOD THAT STRENGHT BY DUKE!! But it comes with a price as he is holding his lower back after the move!
Persephone: Go For The Pin You IDIOT!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m sure he wants to but seems like his back is playing tricks on him. This could cost him later!
James Peters: Donovan is waiting for Ronan to get up, this is buying him some time as well to rest his back a little. He’s is going for a hurricanrana BUT RONAN HOLDS HIM WITH BOTH HANDS! DONOVAN IS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! MALOSI RUNS TOWARDS A CORNER! BUCKLE BOOOOOOOOMB!!! With such force by Ronan that Duke is now facing first on the mat! Malosi with much arrogance flips Donovan over and puts a boot on his chest! THE ANKLE LOCK! THE ANKLE LOCK IS IN!! Ronan tries to kick Donovan away and break the move but Duke is holding on twisting the ankle! Ronan tries again and Donovan still hangs on! He then manages to clock Duke in the face and then the 24/7 contract holder let’s go! Duke knees himself to a corner and Ronan is trying to seize back control rushing towards Donovan WHO GETS OUT OF THE WAY! RONAN’S SHOULDER KISSES THE UNFORGIVING STEEL OF THE RING POST!
Rich Russillo: Malosi crumbles down dazed! Donovan has an opportunity here and he wants to go airborne! He’s on the top rope! MISSILE DROPKICK! Donovan looks in pain but he must press on! Getting up from a corner opposite to where Malosi rests. He charges in, corner dropkick! He backs up, runs in! A high knee straight to Ronan’s jaw! He charges again! LEaping for a crossbody but Ronan catches him! SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!! Cover by Ronan!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
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James Peters: MALOSI HAS A HOLD OF THE TIGHTS!!!!
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Persephone: FUCK!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN KICKED OUT!!! And Ronan doesn’t believe it! He moves to the outside, dragging Donovan with him whipping him into the barricade ribs first! He then does it again! He goes for a third this time Donovan’s back slams first! He then gets some distance, running to Donovan who ducks! Malosi tackles the steel steps! That one will hurt! Donovan is inside the ring and the official is counting Malosi!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!!
James Peters: Ronan is helped by his Dogs of War who are encouraging him to continue the fight!
Persephone: Fucking cronies!
James Peters: Malosi going inside the ring but Duke grabs his left leg dragging him near the corner and SMACKS IT AGAINST THE STEEL! Malosi’s screaming in pain as the move is repeated! Duke goes back inside the ring, dropkick to the same leg he just attacked! Malosi can end up in a serious disadvantage soon!
Donovan Duke: (Off-Mic) Come on rich guy! Buy yourself out of this one!
Rich Russillo: Series of elbows to the face of a Malosi on his knees. Duke goes to the ropes and GETS CAUGHT IN RONAN’S VIRTIGO!! THE DEEP SIX BRINGS DONOVAN DOWN HARD!! Cover!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN KICKS OUT!!!
James Peters: Ronan tries to pin Duke again!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Persephone: NOPE!
Rich Russillo: Another kick out!
James Peters: Ronan goes to a corner charging at Donovan who ducks! He tries for a Suplex but Ronan holds onto the ropes! DONOVAN ROLLS HIM UP! NO IT BECOMES A GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A PIN ATTEMPT!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: MALOSI KICKS OUT! Duke was so close!
Rich Russillo: Duke goes to a corner, top rope he leaps into a moonsault but lands on his feet he saw Ronan move out of the way! Both men up to their feet Duke runs to Ronan WHO GOES FOR DEATH-RO-NO! DUKE ROLLED TO THE SIDE AND GRABS AT MALOSI’S LEG! THE ANKLE LOCK! HE GOT THE ANKLE LOCK AND THIS TIME HE IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! RONAN ISN’T ABLE TO KICK HIM AWAY THIS TIME AND HE IS IN A WORLD OF PAIN!! HE TRIES TO REACH THE ROPES BUT DUKE DROPS TO THE FLOOR PUTTING ALL HIS WEIGHT INTO THE MOVE! MALOSI SCREAMING! INCHING CLOSER TO THE ROPES WILL HE TAP BEFORE HE REACHES THEM? NO! HE GRABS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE LOOKED SO CLOSE TO TAPPING OUT!!!
James Peters: Donovan let’s go of Ronan reluctantly but goes for an elbow drop on Malosi’s back square on the spine! He then follows with a rear-naked choke!!! He still tries to force Malosi to submit but Ronan manages to get Donovan’s shoulders to the ground having rolled over. THAT’S A COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: Donovan kicks out and breaks the hold! This just saved Ronan’s leg! Both men gets up, Ronan with a thumb to the eyes! The official warns him but Ronan doesn’t give a damn! This is on the limit of legality and Ronan knows it! Malosi whips Duke through the ropes the man lands hard on the floor outside of the ring. Malosi tests his leg, it’s not too bad looking before he moves to the apron to the outside. HE DIVES TO DONOVAN! THE DOUBLE AX HANDLE TAKES DOWN THE CONTRACT HOLDER!
Rich Russillo: Ronan is in command at this point of the match, what will he do next? The official warns that he will count them both if they don’t get in-MALOSI GOES FOR A CHOKESLAM SWITCHING TO A BACK BREAKEEEEEER!! What a move by Ronan he wants to break Duke’s back!
James Peters: Well, Donovan did try to weakened his leg after all.
Rich Russillo: Agreed, the Dogs of War are rooting for their employer who just whipped Duke against the nearby barricades and follows by a series of pressed elbow strikes! Donovan in trouble as he is hanging by the edge of the barricade surrounding the ring! Ronan moves back on the apron, he sizes his target! He leaps! DUKE NAILS RONAN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND IT BRINGS RONAN DOWN AND ON HIS BACK! Holding his face this must be hurting!
James Peters: Duke has an opportunity now as he picks Ronan up before taking him for a ride and a perfectly executed dragon suplex on the hard ring floor! He quickly gets up, nurses his back a little bit before DOING A SUMMERSAULT LEG DROP! LANDING SQUARE ON RONAN! The official has enough! He begins to count!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
James Peters: Duke waits for a second before getting Malosi back vertical and throws in a handspring elbow that connects! He then SLAMS Ronan down with a powerslam again a display of force by the smaller Duke before he moves inside the ring to break the count. He quickly moves out, standing on the apron he’s calling for a 450 splash will he be able to do it from the apron as Ronan is getting up? He jumps! RONAN CAUGHT HIM AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB ON THE APRON! DUKE’S ARCHING HIS BACK IN BACK WRITING AND SQUIRMING AS HE ROLLS INSIDE THE RING! Ronan follows suit before heading back out with Donovan in tow holding him by the hair. He moves him close to the steel steps, what is he going to… Oh no! Now the Sleeping Pill? YES! GOD DAMN! THE HEAD STOMP ON THE STEET STEPS WILL DO MASSIVE DAMAGE TO DONOVAN AND HIS CHANCES TO WIN! Ronan follows with a PENDULUM BACKBREAKER!! He’s really doing a number on Duke’s back now! He rolls him inside the ring! He goes for a pin!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Persephone: HE’S HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
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James Peters: THE OFFICIAL SAW IT!! HE POINTS TO THE HAND HOLDING THE ROPES! RONAN LOOKS LIKE A DEER CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS BEFORE QUICKLY LETTING GO! Ronan is cursing to himself for getting caught by the official and he throws punches at Donovan’s as if to let out some steam! BUT DONOVAN BLOCKS AT SOME POINT! AND HE THROWS SOME FISTS OF HIS OWN ON HIS WAY TO STANDING ON HIS TWO FEET! He then grabs Ronan’s left arm and twists it! Ronan is wincing as Donovan goes to a corner, what is he doing? He’s climbing the corner, he’s on the top turnbuckle! He’s Walking On The Top Rope Ladies And Gentlemen!!! Donovan jumps! Landing on his feet BUT HE’S GRABBED BY THE THROAT BY RONAN WHO CHOKESLAMS HIM RIGHT AWAY!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!* THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!* THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!* THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!* THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!*
Rich Russillo: Both men are giving it everything they’ve got tonight and the fans are appreciating it a heck of a whole lot folks! Ronan is slowly getting up, but Donovan is a bit quicker! He goes to the ropes wanting to springboard himself to Ronan BUT one of Ronan’s Dogs of War tripped him! Duke is arguing with the Dogs of War as one of them tripped him! Donovan doesn’t seem to know that Ronan is bouncing off the ropes heading his way WAIT, NO HE DOES! HE JUST FLIPPED RONAN OVER THE TOP ROPES AND THE BIG MAN LANDS ON HIS SECURITY TEAM!! THE THREE CRUMBLE TO THE FLOOR! DONOVAN TAKES TO THE ROPES! BEAUTIFUL OVER-THE-TOP MOONSAULT LANDS SQUARE ON THE THREE MEN! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!!
Crowd: DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN! DO-NO-VAN!
James Peters: The action is back outside of the ring Donovan has control for now. He picks Ronan up, bringing him to a vertical base before whipping him against the ring apron! Malosi is wincing in pain but he quickly charges forth and RAMS DUKE STIFFLY AGAINST THE BARRICADE BEHIND HIM! Donovan is arching his back holding it in pain as Ronan is bragging about his dominance in the match! Ronan grabs hold of Donovan’s hair pulling him and manoeuvering he shoves him against our announce table.
Persephone: Ah fuck no not our table! This happens EVERY DAMN TIME!!
Rich Russillo: Donovan is leaning against our table as Ronan is sizing him up! He runs! DONOVAN DUCKS LOW AND FLIPS RONAN ATOP OUR TABLE!! Donovan quickly turns and begins to throw fists of fury at Malosi’s face he is unwinding something fierce this is pleasing the sold-out crowd!! Donovan looks up, or should I say the corner post of the ring what does he have in mind? He suddenly dashes forward CLOThESLINING BOTH DOGS OF WAR!! He moves one to pile him over Ronan! He does the same with the other! He quickly goes inside the ring than on the top turnbuckle! He’s looking toward the table filled with three bodies! What will he… OH HERE IS AIR AIRBORNE! SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP THROUGH THREE MEN AND OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! MY GAWD!!!!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
James Peters: THIS LOOKS LIKE A CAR WRECK ON DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER HIGHWAY!! THERE ARE BODIES EVERYWHERE!!
Persephone: That takes care of Ronan’s bitches of War! Someone needs to pay for our fucking table!! This is unacceptable!
Rich Russillo: The Dogs are out of the equation as Donovan is slowly getting to his knees and making his way to the ring. Ronan has yet to move and the official is starting the count!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!!
Rich Russillo: Donovan is back in the ring, he’s flat on his back trying to recover!
Five!!!!!
Six!!!!!!
Seven!!!!!!!
James Peters: Ronan is crawling towards the ring!!
Eight!!!!!!!!
NINE!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: He’s Not Going To Make It!!!!!!
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James Peters: YOU CAN’T MAKE IT ANY CLOSER THAN THAT FOLKS! SOMEHOW… SOMEWAY!!! RONAN MALOSI MADE IT BACK TO THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: Both men are looking exhausted at this point of the match both have shown us just how badly they want the 24/7 Contract and the fans are the big winners of it all! Both men are to their knees now and Ronan throws a fist at Donovan!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
James Peters: Duke throws one back at Malosi!
Crowd: YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Rich Russillo: Ronan with another right hand!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
James Peters: Duke returns the favor to Malosi’s face!
Crowd: YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! BOOOOO!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! BOOOOO!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
James Peters: Donovan is gaining the edge with a series of punches BUT Ronan with a hard knee to the gut of Donovan who drops down to a knee followed by a whip to a corner! Ronan throws in a few fists to his opponent before hiking him up to the top turnbuckle, wait he is climbing on the second rope himself! He is standing on top of it now! Is he going to try and superplex Donovan? Duke blocks the move with a leg! Ronan tries again! Blocked once more! Suddenly Duke moves close to Ronan, hugg-NO WAY!! BELLY TO BELLY!! A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPES!! BOTH MEN CRASHES HARD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: Who will get up first!! The official is starting a count!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!!
Rich Russillo: Both men are slowly getting up!
Persephone: Dammit those bitches!!
James Peters: The Dogs Of War are trying to drag Duke outside of the ring! BUT The Official sees them!
Referee: (Off-Mic) Okay you bozos: YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) WHAT? NOO!!
Persephone: HAHA! Serves them right!
James Peters: Ronan was surely going to benefit from this ploy from his henchmen and he is arguing fiercely with the official WAIT LOOK BEHIND HIM!! DONOVAN IS GOING FOR UTTER DECIMATION!! THE GRAPEVINE DRAGON SLEEPER IS LOCKED IN!! RONAN IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND IS HE GOING TO HANG ON OR CAPITULATE??? THAT’S IT!! IT’S OVER!! IT’S OVER!! THE DUKE WINS!!!!
( DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!!!!!!!! )
( “The Outsiders” by Eric Church plays over the sound system of Lucas Oil Stadium as The Oklahoma Gentlemen gets an arm raised in victory by the official. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies And Gentlemen Here Is Your Winner AND STILL THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER: DONOVAN… DUUUUUUUUKE !!!!!!
James Peters: WHAT A MATCH BY BOTH MEN! WOAH!! My hat goes to both of them they truly delivered a solid performance! Congratulations to Donovan Duke for a hard-fought and well-earned victory!
Persephone: Awww look at Ronan! Poor big tall bastard again on the losing end! There’s SOME things money can buy! A win? Hehe!
( We see Duke celebrate under the deafening cheers of the capacity crowd here in Indianapolis while Ronan is on his knees outside of the ring and is looking up to Donovan in frustration to have failed to his opponent. His Dogs of war are there for moral support but he painfully gets up shrugging them off and walking ahead of them as he makes his way towards the back. )
Rich Russillo: We can say what we want about the one who claims to be none more hated but he threw at Donovan the kind of opposition that will earn him other opportunities like this one in the future and perhaps sooner than he might think! But for now, time to lick his wounds as we go on with the show!
(Road To Redemption fades backstage to a solid mixed reaction as Chris Elite & Jake Smith, better known as The Haircare Kings, are seen backstage with Josh The Pomeranian. They’re strategizing their match later until they realize they’re on camera right now.)
Chris Elite: How hard is it to get some privacy around this bitch? I mean pause, but damn you see us tryna strategize our match and shit and here comes you Maury ass camera men running down on us. You probably wanna know our plan but we not gonna spill that type of tea. You know what we will do though? We’ll tell you how we’re gonna win the Unified Tag Team Championships.
Jake Smith: Yup, because it’s quite simple really. I mean if one-half of that team wasn’t even motivated for a World Championship match, what makes us think he’s gonna be motivated to defend the Tag Team Championships? You heard him this week, “Who hasn’t beaten Xavier Williams?” And to answer that, we haven’t, not just yet anyway but soon you can add the Haircare Kings to that list.
Josh: BORK BORK BORK!!
Chris Elite: That means suck a dick!
Jake Smith: Oh my god you talk dog too???
Chris Elite: Wait no I was just saying it to be-
Jake Smith: You took dog whispering classes for me? :noah: we really are going to be bestfriends!
Chris Elite: Please don’t say it like that again.
Josh: BORK BORK BORK!
Jake Smith: What did he say now Chris?
Chris Elite: Bitch I don’t know do I look like Dr. Dolittle?
Jake Smith: Hmm, don’t think that’s what he said. You’re gonna need more classes… twin!
(While Chris is looking at Jake Smith with the meanest dead face you can imagine. What seems to be some Harlow Reichert lookalike startles the both of them)
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Jake Smith: Oh it’s just Whorelow!
Whorelow: Hello Jake, hey big head 😏.
Chris Elite: Ahh you finally left that old British man to get with a real chocolate man like myself? Probably the best decision you made since that surgery.
Whorelow: Wait, aren’t you half white?
Jake Smith: HE’S WHAT?!
Chris Elite: Hey, hey stick to the program!
Whorelow: Oh yeah. Yes I am getting so tired of that old white man you see how unmotivated he is with everything now 🤦🏻♂️. Can’t get it up in the ring and certainly can’t get it up in bed. I need someone like you Chris! Strong, handsome, athletic and full of energy and motivation!
Jake Smith: My doctor said I might have ADHD.
Chris Elite: :dahell: Anyways Whorelow i think you found just the person to satisfy those needs. I mean look at me. Handsome, chocolate, strong and you know all handsome men are bald! Morris Chestnut, MJ back in his day, Tupac! I’m about to have Xavier out here looking like :will: after I take his bitch and his title!
Whorelow: That’s right I need a real man! Not a sugar dad :noah: especially when I don’t wanna give up the sugar anymore! I try to talk sexy to Xavier nowadays and he just responds with “Pip pip cheerio!”… I don’t even know what that means Chris! Not only that, but he’s even losing his step in the ring, you saw what just happened. I might as well not only relinquish myself but the titles to you as well.
Jake Smith: Man your already a lot smarter than the real-
(Jake closes his eyes and sighs, stopping his sentence before turning over to Chris.)
Jake Smith: She’s behind me isn’t she…?
SLAP!
(In an instant, Jake collapses down to the ground after being smacked by the REAL Unified Tag Team Champion, Harlow Reichert with her title. Chris Elite looks down and looks back up at Harlow, unphased about what just happened to his partner)
Harlow Reichert: Real funny Chris, this is why no one takes you seriously because of comedic acts like this. You’ve been doing this for years, isn’t it time to try something new? Something that actually works, something that amounts to something other than a few cheap laughs? What happened to the old Chris Elite? The one that damn near ran 2018? You talk about being unmotivated but isn’t this the first time since last month where you actually put forth any effort? Nothing that tramp said about Xavier was true but imagine if it was. Why would I go from one unmotivated man to another?! Do I look like your partner to you? I’m not gonna go from one shitty partner to another. Thankfully I don’t have to worry about that, because Xavier will be ready come our Christmas show.
Chris Elite: Real funny, hilarious even Harlow. But don’t get mad at me for your man’s lack of motivation and pin it back on me. You are trying so hard to protect this man, but where is he? Oh that’s right, probably licking his wounds after getting the shit beat out of him just a while ago. Everyone is always ready to question my integrity but never their own. You haven’t been at your best either if we’re being honest and the only thing keeping you two above water right now are those titles and soon enough you’ll be drowning and Xavier won’t be the real man he should and help you come back to land because his dumbass will be right along with you. Thinking of another nickname he can make sound cooler in Japanese. Then again maybe beating you bozos can be a blessing in disguise, maybe it’s Xavier that just drowns and you find the real you and become something more than you are now. You know, live up to your full potential.
Harlow Reichert: It doesn’t surprise me you’d say something so naive considering you don’t pay attention to anyone but yourself in this company. You said Xavier gave YOU the wake up call a couple weeks ago yet here you are still asleep, still thinking that we’re a team to doubt. You probably think you got these titles in the bag, well news flash Chris. You’ve thought you’ve had a lot of things in the bag right? Every title shot before this, you thought the Blicky Boyz had the tag titles in the bag too until this idiot and the rest of his friends beat the shit out of you and put you on the shelf. So if I was you I’d be careful with what I’d say and what I’d do, because if Xavier truly didn’t wake you up weeks ago… then allow us to do so right before Christmas and ruin it for you.
Chris Elite: Okay, relax, grinch. But the only thing I’m waking up to soon are titles. While you wake up with a man that groomed you to just not want you anymore or anything to do with this company from the looks of it. Speaking of which you should go check on his bitch ass instead of being worried about us. Bro just got the shit knocked out of him and here you are trying to convince us and yourself even that you’ll still be Tag Team Champions by the end of the year. Be real with yourself beloved, we’ll see you in Australia.
(Chris Elite walks off not even checking on Jake as Harlow doesn’t take his eyes off him gripping onto her championship as she looks down at Jake who’s still recovering from getting smacked with the title and she shakes her head and walks off as well)
Jake Smith: What happened… did we win…?
Josh: BORK BORK
(Translation: I’ll help you dad!)
(The camera fades to the ring.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“Quiet as a Rat” by Amigo the Devil hits as Solomon Stane walks out to a chorus of boos, to which he doesn’t care, looking as focused as he’s ever been for the biggest opportunity of his life.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…..FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA….WEIGHING IN AT 300 POUNDS ……SOLLLOMMMOOONNNN STTTANNNEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: We know exactly what Solomon Stane is fighting for tonight, and that’s to accumulate the biggest win of his career and his first Championship in EAW. It all started when he asked for compensation for his work at House of Glass, winning in a triple threat match and making one hell of a statement. It led to Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan agreeing and granting him an Interwire Championship match which is what we find unfolding tonight.
Flannery McCoy: The stakes are high, and the challenge is immense for someone like Solomon. He’s at a level that he’s never been at before and the standards are higher than ever, but the past few weeks have shown that he couldn’t be more ready for it. On more than one occasion he has stood over the battered corpse of Andre Walker during the buildup to this very match, and now he looks for a repeat. Could we see Solomon Stane walk out with the Interwire Championship tonight???
Jake Mercer: Backstage I tried to get some words with Xander Payne before his match for the Extreme Elimination Chamber, the only words that came out of his mouth before he spit in my face and walked off was, “Solomon Stane for Interwire Champion.” So I don’t know what the fuck that means :roman: but atleast we know that he’s not his only supporter.
(“Rockstar” by N.E.R.D plays as the crowd immediately boos. Andre Walker walks out followed by Albert Hitchman holding the Interwire Championship. Albert hands the title over as Andre raises it high in the air on the stage as pyro goes off. Andre doesn’t take his eyes off Solomon already standing in the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…..FROM THE ISLE OF SAMOA…..WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS……HE IS THE CURRENT EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…..ANNNDRREEE WAAALLKKKEERRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Andre, he’s talked about his displeasure towards this certain match and the immense disappointment that he’s felt as a result. He feels that he’s been unappreciated as Interwire Champion and his efforts to elevate the Championship just like he did for the New Breed Championship have been unceremoniously put to a halt thanks to, in his eyes, StarrStan. Who he thinks has been giving Championship shots like candy and giving him undeserving competition that he could eviscerate.
Flannery McCoy: He also demanded a challenge and got one in the form of Ronn Banks, who also enlisted Solomon Stane to give Andre a lesson that he wouldn’t forget brutalizing him with a lead pipe two weeks ago. Andre hasn’t forgotten that, and while he believes Solomon is much lesser than him, that doesn’t mean he’s going to let his actions go without consequences as a result. Andre is walking in more determined ever, he will not be denied tonight.
Jake Mercer: Yeah you’re right, for someone that’s meant to be a dominant Interwire Champion and future World Champion, he’s certainly getting bitched around a lot!
Flannery McCoy: I didn’t say anything close to that- whatever…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: And this Interwire Championship match is underway! And–
Stew-O: ANDRE SLAPS THE HOLY HELL OUT OF SOLOMON! Andre dares Solomon to step up to him as Solomon looks to be building up rage. And Solomon chases Andre out of the ring and chases after him, as Andre hauls ass back in the ring, and drops down on Solomon as he slides back in….BUT SOLOMON STANDS UP AND POWERS ANDRE OFF HIM SENDING HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Andre has that look on his face that he might have just made a huge mistake…as Solomon comes in like a freight train at full speed–BUT ANDRE WALKER SIDESTEPS AT THE LAST SECOND SENDING SOLOMON INTO THE CORNER! A vicious uppercut to the jaw of Solomon, and then another one, and a third one! Andre looks to maintain control in this matchup as he now irish whips Solomon into the opposite corner, but Solomon reverses sending Andre into the corner…AND HERE COMES SOLOMON! BUT ANDRE GETS THE FEET UP STOPPING SOLOMON IN HIS TRACKS! It causes Solomon to take a few steps backward…and now it’s Andre who charges–BUT SOLOMON CATCHES HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Hitchman is trying to check on his client, but not for long as Andre gets hit with a vicious clothesline, and then a second one! And…Solomon picks up Andre in the running powerslam position–AND CONNECTS WITH IT! SOLOMON HAS ALL THE MOMENTUM IN THE EARLY GOINGS OF THIS MATCHUP! Andre uses his ring awareness to roll out of the ring, AND SOLOMON TAKES THIS AS A CHANCE AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES–SUCIDE DIVE DRIVING THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! IT LOOKS LIKE ANDRE’S HEAD WHIPLASHED PRETTY HARD THERE!
Stew-O: Andre is on his knees trying to crawl away from Solomon, but he’s right on his tail. Solomon backs all the way up and is measuring his opponent……OH NO!!! ANDRE WALKER COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND DROPS SOLOMON BACK FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! OW!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is taking his time to recuperate as Hitchman and him whisper in each others ear. Andre nods his head as he walks over to Solomon who rolls off the steps holding his back in agony. Andre with his boot shoves Solomon in the face. Andre taking his time here as he’s the one who backs all the way up now…AND HERE COMES ANDRE WALKER WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM…HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!!! THE SPEAR!!
Stew-O: NO!! SOLOMON MOVES! AND ANDRE WALKER CRASHES FULL SPEED THROUGH THE BARRICADE NEAR THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA! ANDRE LEGIT MIGHT HE CONCUSSED! Solomon now takes a few seconds as he walks, rolls in and out of the ring to break the referee’s count. Andre Walker is out like a fucking light, Solomon should get him back in the ring and pin him but that doesn’t look on his mind.
Jake Mercer: What is this maniac thinking?! OH NO! SOLOMON STANE REMOVES THE TOP PORTION OF THE STEEL STEPS AND TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE! He’s gotta be careful not to get disqualified as Hitchman is beside the unconscious Interwire Champion looking on in horror.
Flannery McCoy: Solomon chases off Albert, before looking down and picking up Andre, and brings him up onto the base of the STEEL steps….AND HE PLACES ANDRE BETWEEN HIS LEGS–
Stew-O: PILEDRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE BASE OF THE STEEL STEPS! ANDRE MIGHT JUST BE DONE!!! :damn:
Jake Mercer: Is that legal?! :wtf:
Stew-O: Well, Hitch doesn’t think so. The referee isn’t doing a damn thing about it as Solomon picks up the lifeless carcass of Andre and gets him in the ring. SOLOMON SLIDES IN AND HOOKS THE LEG! WE’RE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMP!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE CHAMP GETS THE SHOULDER UP! And Solomon knows he can’t let up now and take his foot off the gas as he picks up Andre and places him between the legs– AND A BACK BODY DROP FROM ANDRE SAVING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE MOMENT!
Stew-O: Both men are on opposite sides of the ring, and both men begin stirring to their feet. Andre is still dizzy from all the head damage he took, and because of it Solomon is up first and runs Andre– BUT ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT THE BIG MAN STAYS ON HIS FEET! ANDRE RUNS AND HITS ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE…BUT SOLOMON STILL WONT GO DOWN! AND ANDRE RUNS OFF THE ROPES…LEAPING CLOTHESLINE FINALLY TAKES DOWN SOLOMON! NOW IT’S ANDRE WHO CAN FEEL THE MOMENTUM SHIFTING IN HIS FAVOR!
Flannery McCoy: He looks to keep that momentum going…KAISERSSS TOUCHHH!!! BUT NOO! Solomon ducked it and immediately transitions and hooks both of the arms of Andre….DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SLAM CONNECTS AS SOLOMON MAKES ANOTHER COVER!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: The kickout again from Andre. Solomon now picks up Andre with force and picks him up in a fireman’s carry, but Andre slips out from the back, and Andre goes for a hard forearm to the back of Solomon’s skull, but he sees it coming and delivers an elbow shot to the face! BUT ANDRE WALKER WITH A RUSH OF ADRENALINE TAKES OUT SOLOMON WITH THE “KAISER’S TOUCH!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM ANDRE!!
Jake Mercer: BUT THE PUNCH KNOCKS SOLOMON UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, AND ANDRE CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE SITS IN THE RING. Andre after a few seconds rolls out of the ring and stands tall above the fallen Solomon on the outside.
Andre Walker: (no mic) YOU…ARE…NOTHING.
Stew-O: A SLAP TO THE FACE OF THE DAZED SOLOMON!
Andre Walker: (no mic): Stay down fat boy.
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE GOES FOR THE SLAP AGAIN–BUT SOLOMON IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AS HE BLOCKS IT! SOLOMON AND ANDRE ARE FACE TO FACE AS SOLOMON’S FACE US RED IN ANGER, AS ANDRE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST!
Stew-O: HEADBUTT FROM SOLOMON, AS ANDRE STUMBLES BACKWARDS! AND ANDRE STUMBLES FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE KAISER’S TOUCH ONCE MORE–
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON JUST PULLED HITCHMAN IN FRONT OF HIM!! KAISER’S TOUCH CONNECTS ON ANDRE’S OWN MANAGER!! ANDRE JUST ACCIDENTALLY SUPERMAN PUNCHED ALBERT HITCHMAN!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE IS STUNNED ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED, AND SOLOMON IS GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! SOLOMON STANE PICKS UP AND DRIVES ANDRE SPINE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST!! NOW SOLOMON THROWS ANDRE BACK IN THE RING, AND SOLOMON SLIDES IN AND IS LIKE A PREDATOR WATCHING ITS PREY WAITING TO STRIKE! AND….
Stew-O: SOLOMON GRABS THE THROAT!! SOLOMON IS GOING FOR THE TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!!!!! AND HE’S GOT HIM UP–
Jake Mercer: LOOK! A THUMB TO THE EYE! THE REFEREE NEVER SAW IT! SOLOMON DROPS ANDRE, AND ANDRE GRABS AHOLD OF THE HEAD AND TIGHTENS THE GRIP! HE HAS ESCAPE PLAN LOCKED IN, AND SOLOMON IS TRAPPED WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE IS CINCHED IN WITH A VICE GRIP, ANDRE HAS HIM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM!
Stew-O: Andre is trying his best to drop Solomon down to the ground, dropping all his weight in hopes of fully executing this. But the problem is, Solomon is still conscious, and is still showing signs of strength despite all the agony that he’s going through with this Guillotine Choke locked in. You can see the opportunistic look on Andre’s face turn to a desperate one as he sees the trouble that he has keeping the hold locked in. Is there a possibility this could be the end of the match as we know it, or does Solomon still have enough strength left in him to muscle out a literal escape plan for the Escape Plan finishing move?!
Flannery McCoy: THAT LOOKS TO BE THE CASE! SOLOMON USING HIS IMMENSE STRENGTH TO LIFT ANDRE UP ABOVE HIS HEAD, WHICH ISN’T A GOOD SIGN FOR ANDRE WHATSOEVER… BEFORE POPPING HIM UP HIGHER INTO THE AIR AND LEAVING HIM TO DROP DOWN TO THE CANVAS EMPHATICALLY WITH A THUD! SOLOMON COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION NOW, WITH BOTH COMPETITORS DOWN AND OUT IN THIS HIGH STAKES INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
Jake Mercer: Both men are beginning to stir, trying to recover and get back up before the other can get the better of them, especially in this sort of match, there is absolutely no room for something like that for either of them. Both of them finally manage to get up to their feet, facing one another in the center of the ring, before Andre steps forward and sends a brutal right hand! Solomon doesn’t take that so lightly, slamming one of his own against the side of Andre’s face! NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING TO TOWN ON ONE ANOTHER! ANDRE! SOLOMON! ANDRE! SOLOMON! ANDRE! SOLOMON! ANDRE! SOLOMON! ANDRE-
Stew-O: SOLOMON GOES UNDER AND PUCKS THE RIGHT LEG OF ANDRE, BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A QUICK DRAGON SCREW! SOLOMON KEEPING AHOLD OF THE LEG THOUGH AND TRANSITIONING IT INTO ‘DRAG YOU TO HELL’!!!! THE HEEL HOOK IS LOCKED IN IMMEDIATELY, AND WITH THE TIDES TURNED, ANDRE FINDS HIMSELF SHOUTING IN PURE AGONY AS A RESULT! JUST LIKE EARLIER WITH THE GUILLOTINE, ANDRE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! SOLOMON HAS HIM DEAD FOR RIGHTS!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is pulling at his hair, repeatedly slamming the mat with a clenched fist! He’s trying to do anything and everything to prevent himself from giving in to the pain and tapping out! It’s a tough situation for him, but he doesn’t seem willing to give in! But the same can be said for Solomon as he applies the pressure and more, looking to pull Andre’s leg out of its socket! Andre is reaching out to the ropes in hopes of trying to escape, but getting to the ropes seems to be a farsight as he’s a bit too far away to grab ahold of it! COULD WE POSSIBLY BE SEEING A NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION BEING CROWNED RIGHT NOW! WILL ANDRE WALKER TAP OUT?!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE WITH ADRENALINE BEGINS TO SOMEHOW DRAG HIS BODY ALONG WITH SOLOMON’S AND HE’S GETTING CLOSER TO THAT ROPE…AND HE REACHES OUT…MAND GETS IT! SOLOMON IS FORCED TO BREAK THE HOLD!
Stew-O: We have to wonder what’s going through Solomon’s head now. He stands up and looks down at Andre holding his leg in pain, and he grabs the leg and drags him back to the center of the ring, and looks to lock it in once more, BUT ANDRE USING HIS FREE LEG TRIES KICKING SOLOMON AWAY! AND HE DOES! ANDRE IS UP TO A KNEE, AND SOLOMON CHARGES AND GOES TO DRIVE HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S HEAD….BUT ANDRE SIDESTEPS IT!!!
Jake Mercer: WITH ALL OF HIS REMAINING ENERGY, ANDRE RUNS OFF THE ROPES– HUNNGERRRR ONNNN HIIILLLLSIIIDDEEEE!!! THE SPEAR ALMOST SPLITS SOLOMON IN HALF!! AND ANDRE SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG TO RETAIN HIS TITLE!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: THE REFEREE SPOTS SOLOMON’S FOOT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Jake Mercer: An exhausted Andre doesn’t know what to think as Solomon finds a way to survive. Andre mounts over Solomon, and begins to rain down stiff forearms, as the referee tries to step in and Solomon tries covering up. Andre is looking to put an exclamation point on this title defense. And Andre us feeling fired up as he stands in the corner, waiting for Solomon to stand and then around , and he does, AND ANDRE GOES FOR HUNGER ON HILLSIDE ONCE MORE–
Stew-O: SOLOMON WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD STOPPING ANDRE IN HIS TRACKS! SOLOMON….A. IG BOOT TO THE FACE TAKES DOWN ANDRE! ANDRE BEGINS STIRRING ON BOTH KNEES, AND THIS MIGHT BE WHERE SOLOMON SMELLS BLOOD AS HE HOPS ON THE SECOND ROPE– MISERYS ENDDD!!!! THE ELBOW DROP TIGHT ON THE BACK OF ANDRE’S HEAD! AND SOLOMON GIES FOR THE COVER ONCE MORE!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! ANDRE SURVIVES ONCE AGAIN! WHAT A BACK AND FORTH CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THIS HAS BEEN SO FAR! Both competitors lie next to each other exhausted as Solomon thinks of his next strategic move!
Jake Mercer: Solomon picks up Andre by the head and tries bringing him to his feet, but it’s almost like dead weight– BUT I THINK ANDRE MIGHT HAVE BEEN PLAYING POSSUM AS HE SHOVES SOLOMON BACK– AND THEN SOLOMON WALKS RIGHT INTO A HIGH KNEE STRIKE FROM ANDRE! BUT NO! SOLOMON COUNTERS THAT AND HOLDS HIM IN THE AIR…AND SOLOMON SOMEHOW TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION…..BUCKLE BOMB AS HE TOSSES ANDRE HEAD FIRST INTO THE CORNER!!
Stew-O: ANDRE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER…KICK TO THE MIDSECTION…AND THEN SOLOMON GOES FOR THE BUCKLE BOMB A SECIND TIME….AND CONNECTS! HE PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR THE THIRD TIME….AND THE BUCKLE BOMB FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT TIME!! SOLOMON CAN SENSE VICTORY IS NEAR AS HE BEGS FOR ANDRE TO STUMBLE TOWARDS HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Stew-O: HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE “KEY OF SOLOMON”!!!! AND ANDRE ISN’T MOVING!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE OUT OF PURE INSTINCT ESCAPES FROM SOLOMON’S GRASP! AND BOTH MEN RUN OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES IF ONE ANOTHER–
Stew-O: HUNGERRR ON HILLLLSIDDEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! SOLOMON SIDESTEPPED IT AND SENDS ANDRE SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE HITTING THE STEEL POST, AND HE PULLS ANDRE OUT FROM THE CORNER, AND ROLLS THE CHAMPION UP!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! SOLOMON HAS AHOLD OF THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!!! HE’S GONNA STEAL THE TITLE!!
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Stew-O: BUT THE REFEREE CATCHES HIM!! SOLOMON LETS GO AND BEGIN TO ARGUE. I WOULDN’T TAKE MY EYE OFF THE BALL IF I WERE HIM!
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON REFOCUSES ON ANDRE…BUT WALKS RIGHT INTO A VICIOUS HEADBUTT!! SOLOMON BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPE…AND INTO A KAISERS TOUCH!! SUPERMAN PUNCH!! BUT AGAIN IT’S SOLOMON WHO COUNTERS! HE FACES ANDRE’S BACK AND HAS BOTH OF HIS ARMS LOCKED IN A FULL NELSON SPOT…BUT ANDRE CONTINUES TO FIGHT THROWING SEVERAL BACK ELBOW SHOTS TO THE FACE! AND OH MY GOD! THAT LAST SHOT JUST BUSTED SOLOMON OPEN!!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE RUNS OFF THE TOPES…BUT SOLOMON CATCHES HIM WITH A HAND TO THE THROAT!! ANDRE IS IN DEEP TROUBLE RIGHT NOW….BUT ANDRE GRABS AHOLD OF HIS THROAT NOW! IT’S A BATTLE OF WHO WANTS IT MORE AT THIS POINT!!
Jake Mercer: AND AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF SOLOMON! AND SOLOMON COMES BACK AND DELIVERS A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN! SOLOMON COMES BACK AND DELIVERS A HARD FIREARM STRIKE! BOTH MEN JUST EXCHANGING SHOTS WITH ONE ANOTHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! ANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE TRIES TO WRAP THE ARM AROUND SOLOMON’S HEAD FOR THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE–
Stew-O: SOLOMON TRYING WITH ALL HIS WILL TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS SITUATION! THROWING SEVERAL SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION TRYING TO BREAK THAT GRIP KNOWING IF ANDRE LOCKS IT IN THAT IT’S ALL BUT OVER GIVEN ALL THE PUNISHMENT HE’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH ALREADY! BUT IT’S NOT WORKING! ANDRE SEEMS TO HAVE IT LOCKED IN!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON SEEMS TO FEEL HIS OPPORTUNITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM HIM– BUT LOOK! SOLOMON WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT DRIVES ANDRE BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND ANDRE RELEASES THE GRIP! SHOULDER THRUST IN THE CORNER ON ANDRE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AMD AGAIN! CONTROL SWINGING BACK IN FAVOR OF THE CHALLENGER AS–
Jake Mercer: ANDRE STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER AND RUNS INTO A BIG BOOT!! I THINK I JUST HEARD A TOOTH FLY! SOLOMON DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER THOUGH, AS IF HE KNOWS IT’S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT! SOLOMON STANDS ABOVE THE FALLEN CHAMPION AND WAITS FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND– AND HE GRABS AHOLD OF ANDRE’S THROAT!!!
Stew-O: SOLOMON LOOKS TO HAVE THE ADVANTAGE AS HE LIFTS UP ANDRE FOR THE TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!!!! THE ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM CONNECTS!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE SOMEHOW LANDS ON HIS FEET FROM THE BACKSIDE OF SOLOMON….AND OH MY LORD A HARD FOREARM TO THE BACK IF SOLOMON’S HEAD! THAT LEGIT SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN FIRECRACKER!! AND ANDRE LOOKS TO FOLLOW THAT UP AS HE MUSTERS UP THE ENERGY TO RUN OFF THE ROPES–
Stew-O: HUNGER ON HILLSIDEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON SIDESTEPS IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE RUNS EVEN FASTER OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES,TO THE POINT SOLOMON DOESN’T TURN AROUND QUICK ENOUGH–
Stew-O: HUBGER ON HILLSIDEEEE!!!!! THE SPEAR FINALLY CONNECTS AND IT DAMN NEAR SLICES SOLOMON IN HALF! AND ANDRE BARELY MANAGES TO HOOK THE INSIDE LEG! TO RETAIN THE TITLE!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D plays as Andre Walker lays motionless next to an unconscious Solomon Stane.The referee places the Interwire Championship in his lap as he sits up,and raises his hand in the air as he rises to his feet.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND STILLLLL THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION ….ANNNDRRREEEE WAAALLKKKKERRRRR!!!!!
(Andre Walker holds the title in the air before going to the outside to check up on Albert Hitchman. Who is holding his jaw in pain as Andre tries helping him to the backstage area.)
Stew-O: What a war that was! Solomon has nothing to feel bad about because there were several points in that match that could have swung his way, but the ball bounces in Andre’s favor tonight. He showed he’s going to be a major player on this brand as long as he has performances like that!
Flannery McCoy: Andre also showed why he is where is today, showing why he’s one of the most talented wrestlers in this company. Every time it looked like he was down, he kept fighting back. Winners always find a way to win, and Andre showed it tonight against a very game Solomon Stane, and the reign continues on! Congratulations to Andre Walker here tonight!
(As Andre Walker continues to celebrate his victory, the camera fades away from ringside.)
(The camera cuts to the final match graphic of the night.)
(Road to Redemption fades to a shot of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the crowd begins to cheer loudly, before fading to Bella Braxton at ringside, with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin hits, and immediately all of the fans in the Lucas Oil Stadium begin to boo as the tallest woman in the match, Ximena Velasquez, begins to walk out to the stage, possibly more focused than ever before. While the booing doesn’t stop as the crowd shows their hatred for the 6’0 Elitist, some of the fans look surprised as they see what’s in Ximena Velasquez’s hands.)
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(Ximena carries her iron chanclas down towards the ramp and to the ring, and despite the large Extreme Elimination Chamber structure, Ximena doesn’t look intimidated in the slightest, clearly prepared for this match as it’s her second opportunity at the Universal Women’s Championship, this time in a way more dangerous setting than before. Ximena enters the Extreme Elimination Chamber, making her way into an open pod as Bella Braxton begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… From El Paso, Texas… Weighing in at 180 pounds…. XXIIIIIMMMMEEENNNNAAAAA VVEEELLLAASSSQQUUUEEZZZZ!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes one of Dynasty’s two entrants in this match, starting with the largest woman in the entire match, Ximena Velasquez! Ximena has a big match against Sierra coming up next week. Imagine if Ximena could enter that match as Universal Women’s Champion, especially while knowing that Sierra couldn’t dethrone Limmy earlier!
Persephone: I really don’t want to hear a single word Gavin has to say about this match, so I’m just gonna give my thoughts.. Ximena Velasquez had a title shot and blew it a few months ago. Sierra has spent like her entire career failing in every aspect of life. I don’t think I’ll be interested in that match next week regardless of what happens tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Wait, why don’t you want to hear anything I have to say? :wtf:
Persephone: :francis:
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is bringing a unique weapon in the form of those iron chanclas, but then again, this is an Extreme Elimination Chamber. This structure is partially known for the unique weapons brought into it, and I’m excited to see what’s next!
(‘Ponytail to Shushu’ by AKB48 hits, and the crowd begins to cheer very loudly as Showdown’s Ayu Megumi begins to walk out with a smile on her face. Despite the smile, Ayu looks very focused for this match, and she’s clearly prepared seeing as in her hand she’s holding a barbed wire wrapped steel baseball bat. The crowd cheers even louder as they see the weapon, and Ayu Megumi makes her way down to the ring. As she enters the Chamber her smile fades as she understands how serious this match is, and she steps inside of her Chamber pod as Ximena Velasquez watches inside of her own pod.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Okinawa, Japan… Weighing in at 115 pounds…. AAAAYYYUUUUUU MMEEEEEGGUUUUMMMMIIIIIII!!!!!
Persephone: So much for unique weapons :mjlol:.
Stew-O: Ayu Megumi is definitely one of the fan favorites here, and you can just see it from the cheers! People love Ayu Megumi, and I’m sure they’d love nothing more than to see her win tonight! You don’t have to like her weapon, but I’m sure it’ll be very useful tonight.
Persephone: Well… Yeah. That’s kind of the point. Obviously Ayu’s weapon will be helpful, it’s just a good thing you don’t get points for creativity.
Gavin Kirkland: I-
Persephone: No.
Gavin Kirkland: :will:
Stew-O: Ayu Megumi is Showdown’s only competitor in this match, just imagine if she could win this and bring the Universal Women’s Championship to Showdown!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X and Megan Thee Stallion hits, causing the crowd to erupt into a mixed reaction, mainly consisting of boos as Serenity Valdez begins to make her way out to the stage with a smirk on her face, clearly confident in her chances of winning this match as she carries a diamond encrusted kendo stick. She doesn’t look worried at all about her opponents that are already inside of their pods, and as she makes her way into the Chamber she keeps the grin that’s on her face, before finally entering her own open pod, having it shut as ‘Dolla Sign Slime slowly starts to fade out.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring.. From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 126 pounds….. SSEEERRRREEENNIIITTTYYYYYY VVAAALLLLDDEEZZZZ!!!!!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez is the newest Elitist competing in this match as well as Dynasty’s second competitor, and you all have to admit that it’s very impressive seeing how quickly Serenity was able to make an impact in this place!
Persephone: Well she made it to the first ever Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber, but come on. A diamond encrusted kendo stick? We CAN do better than this, right?
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: I’d just like to say that Serenity’s admittedly been impressive throughout her EAW run so far, but this is a really big match for her to be in, so we really have no idea how this could go for her.
Stew-O: That’s actually very true, and I wish you’d spend more time actually being professional about matches like this. Serenity’s very new here, and while that means she may have bitten off more than she could chew, it also means that she has the chance to shock the world.
(‘Warriors of Hope’ by Masafumi Takada hits, and the crowd begins booing loudly. The boos only grow louder as what looks like a remote control version of Josh makes its way out to the stage, painted in a way resembling the villainous mascot of the Danganronpa franchise, Monokuma. Following the remote control Josh is Holly Arrow with the remote. She has a smile on her face despite the boos, and she has an attire reminiscent of another character from the Danganronpa franchise: Junko Enoshima. All three Elitists inside of their pods look confused seeing Holly’s “weapon”, but Holly picks up the remote control Josh anyway, entering the pod as a more focused look appears on her face.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Christchurch, New Zealand… Weighing in at 149 pounds…. HHOOOLLLLLYYYYYY AAAAARRRROOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
Stew-O: … What is that weapon?
Persephone: What is that stupid attire?
Gavin Kirkland: You’re not gonna hear me complain about the latter, but I’m kind of confused about that weapon too. :lupe:
Stew-O: Weapon aside, Holly Arrow has been on the rise this season, and I think that’s undeniable at this point. Holly’s been doing such a good job, and just look at her track record lately. She won at Bloodsport, she won at Clash of Kingdoms, she won at Wicked Games. Could we see another win here, this time with the Universal Women’s Championship on the line?
Persephone: She’s also one of the few people to have already faced Ms. Extreme for the title in this match. She lost since she’s not very good, but that experience could probably help her out a bit tonight.
(‘’Gang Gang’ by KSI, JAY1 & DENO hits, and the crowd begins booing as the four pod entrants wait in anticipation for this match, and Rebecca Blackwell begins to walk out, holding a lighter and deodorant, known for its dangerous effect when used at the same time. Rebecca looks focused as she looks at the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and she begins to make
her way down the ramp without hesitation, clearly prepared for this match despite the fact that she’ll be one of the two Elitists starting off the match. As Rebecca enters the Chamber she looks around at the four Elitists in their pods, before walking towards the far side of the ring, turning towards the stage and waiting for the final entrant.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From London, England… Weighing in at 123 pounds… REEEEEBBEECCCAAAA BLLAAACCKKWEELLLL!!!!
Persephone: :mjlol: Okay, that’s actually not a bad weapon. Kind of stupid, but I’ll take a deodorant flamethrower over a kendo stick or a stupid toy of a stupid dog.
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell is unfortunately going to be starting off this match, but she doesn’t look too worried about it! Rebecca Blackwell is another person that debuted this year and has already proven to be impressive, and this could be a very big night in Rebecca’s career!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know how the match is gonna go, but seeing the women in this, I just hope this match lasts as long as possible.
Persephone: I don’t. Unless this becomes a bloodbath or Rex McAllister is somehow allowed to take part in this, I don’t need to see this go on forever.
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell is waiting inside of the ring, and you can just see the look on her face, she’s ready for this!
(All five challengers wait inside of the ring, until finally ‘Throne’ by Saint Mesa hits. The crowd gives a big mixed reaction as Ms. Extreme walks out with her Universal Women’s Championship, as well as a different attire than usual for the occasion. She’s wearing an all red bodysuit as well as a red leather jacket, and in Ms. Extreme’s hand is the weapon she revealed on Voltage, a large red thunderbolt, with a rubber handle in the center of it that protects Ms. Extreme from its electricity. Ms. Extreme begins to walk down to the ring with a confident look on her face, handing the Universal Women’s Championship to an official before stepping inside of the Chamber, and inside of the ring in front of Rebecca Blackwell.)
Bella Braxton: And making her way to the ring… From Calabasas, California… Weighing in at 135 pounds… SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, MISSSSSS EEEEEXXTTRRREEEMMMEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: And now here comes the Champion! Ms. Extreme has had an amazing title reign, and is actually getting closer and closer to the record for longest reigning Universal Women’s Champion, but her dreams of becoming longest reigning can be shattered, all in one match!
Persephone: Ms. Extreme’s bringing that thunderbolt thing that she showed off on Voltage a while ago, and honestly, it’s probably one of the better weapons in this match.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme’s accolades speak for themselves, and she also has the experience that no one else does in this match! Winning won’t be easy especially when she’s starting off the match, but it also won’t be easy to eliminate the Champion.
Gavin Kirkland: 😍 Do we have to start the match?? They look perfect already, I don’t know if I want to watch them all burn and electrocute each other.
Persephone: Well I do! I already had to sit through all of this, so this match better impress me.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER IS UNDERWAY! I just know this match is going to be amazing, as these six competitors look to make history in the first one of these Chambers with that Championship on the line! AND THERE IT IS, MS. EXTREME AND REBECCA BLACKWELL CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER, BOTH CARRYING UNIQUE WEAPONS!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME TRIED TO ATTACK REBECCA WITH THAT THUNDERBOLT, BUT REBECCA DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE KICKING MS. EXTREME IN THE MIDSECTION! REBECCA BLACKWELL NOW WITH THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT, LOOKING TO USE THE MAKESHIFT FLAMETHROWER TO BURN THE CHAMPION’S FACE OFF ONLY MOMENTS INTO THE MATCH!
Persephone: UGH, COME ON! MS. EXTREME JUST USED THAT STUPID THUNDER BOLT TO KNOCK THE DEODORANT AND LIGHTER OUT OF HER! It shocked Rebecca’s hands but that wasn’t enough for me! Ms. Extreme tried to shove the thunder bolt into Rebecca’s stomach, but Rebecca was unfortunately fast enough to move out of the way before she could be electrocuted and effectively taken out of the match. and Rebecca managed to land a jumping enzuigiri on the Champion, who probably shouldn’t even be Champion at this point if she can’t take some rookie out in seconds :wtf:.
Stew-O: Rebecca quickly gets back to her feet as Ms. Extreme drops down to a knee, and now both competitors are without their weapons! Rebecca now grabs Ms. Extreme as she lifts her up into a fireman’s carry, AND I THINK REBECCA IS TRYING TO PUT THE CHAMPION AWAY EARLY ON- BUT MS. EXTREME MUST’VE REALIZED THE POTENTIAL SET-UP TO THE BECCA DRIVER AS SHE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO SMASH HER ELBOW INTO THE SIDE OF REBECCA’S HEAD, FORCING REBECCA TO LET GO OF HER! MS. EXTREME NOW WITH A LEG SWEEP TO DROP REBECCA TO THE MAT, AND NOW THE CHAMPION QUICKLY GRABS THE THUNDER BOLT BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO REBECCA’S HEAD-
Gavin Kirkland: NO, THANK GOD! REBECCA JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE CAMILLE COULD REALLY HURT HER! Ms. Extreme now going after Rebecca, BUT REBECCA KICKS HER AWAY BEFORE ROLLING UP TO HER FEET! Rebecca now charging at Ms. Extreme, BUT MS. EXTREME SAW IT COMING AS SHE SWINGS THE THUNDERBOLT AT REBECCA- AND REBECCA DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING THE CHAMPION! I THINK REBECCA IS LOOKING FOR A REVERSE STO, BUT MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO LAND A SIDE ELBOW TO REBECCA!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme takes Rebecca down with a snapmare, AND NOW MS. EXTREME TRANSITIONS INTO AN ARMBAR! MS. EXTREME HAS REBECCA IN AN ARMBAR, AND IF SHE CAN GET REBECCA ON HER STOMACH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’LL SET UP FOR, BUT EVEN WITH THAT ASIDE CAMILLE HAS REBECCA IN AN ARMBAR AND THAT’S NOT GOOD FOR THE VOLTAGE ELITIST! These two already have history with each other, and just recently Ms. Extreme put an end to the match between Rebecca and Holly on Voltage with her interference! Ms. Extreme’s looking to take Rebecca out or at the very least hurt Rebecca’s chances by taking out an arm!
Gavin Kirkland: Rebecca is grabbing her wrists and pulling her arm up, trying to stop Ms. Extreme from doing more damage with that armbar, BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF OVER ONTO HER STOMACH BEFORE PULLING HERSELF UP TO HER KNEES, AND SHE NEARLY HAD THE RED HANDED SUBMISSION LOCKED IN!
Persephone: Rebecca didn’t let herself fully get locked into the submission though, and that’s a real shame! I would’ve loved to see her tap out this early into the match, but instead Rebecca managed to pull her arms out of Ms. Extreme’s grasp before grabbing her by the legs and locking in a Boston crab.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is already looking for a way out though, AND SHE GRABS THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT! MS. EXTREME HAS THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT IN HER HANDS, AND NOW SHE’S DESPERATELY TRYING TO TURN HERSELF OVER AS REBECCA BLACKWELL REMAINS IN CONTROL OF THE MATCH! Rebecca Blackwell refuses to let go of this Boston crab, and this is a very painful submission to be trapped in, you can just see the look on Ms. Extreme’s face! Ms. Extreme is in some trouble, BUT SHE MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF AROUND-
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!! MS. EXTREME JUST USED THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT AS A FLAMETHROWER AND SENT THE FIRE RIGHT INTO REBECCA BLACKWELL’S FACE, FORCING REBECCA TO QUICKLY LET GO OF CAMILLE SO SHE COULD COVER HER FACE! I really hope that Rebecca wasn’t close enough for that to do some real harm to her face! Either way she’s distracted, and that’s clearly what Ms. Extreme wants right now as she quickly goes after that thunder bolt! Ms. Extreme now heading towards Rebecca who’s just coming to her senses, AND MS. EXTREME SWINGS THE RED THUNDER BOLT INTO REBECCA’S STOMACH, SHOCKING HER AND DROPPING HER TO THE MAT!
Persephone: See, THAT’S what we need more of! More burning and electrocuting!
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell is down on the mat, and now Ms. Extreme goes for the cover, potentially looking to take Rebecca Blackwell out of this match before we’ve even reached our first pod entrant!
OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Rebecca wasn’t able to move too much and that’s likely because she’s still feeling the effects of that thunder bolt! That clearly did some damage, but Rebecca is still in this one!
Gavin Kirkland: That might change soon, though! I really don’t want to see this match end anytime soon, but we might come one step closer to it ending as Ms. Extreme is in firm control of this match! Ms. Extreme used Rebecca’s own weapon against her as a distraction before using that thunder bolt to get the job done, and now Ms. Extreme must be looking to finish her off! Ms. Extreme now slowly pulling Rebecca up, AND SHE PULLS HER INTO A FRONT FACELOCK! MS. EXTREME NOW GOING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE- WAIT WHAT!?
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST PULLED MS. EXTREME UP IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH THE BECCA DRIVER!!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN, BUT REBECCA JUST MANAGED TO PULL THAT MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE, SAVING HERSELF FROM A MOVE THAT HAD THE POTENTIAL OF TAKING HER OUT OF THIS MATCH AND KILLING HER CHANCES OF BECOMING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION TONIGHT! It looks like Rebecca wasn’t burnt too badly from the “flamethrower” at all, and that really is for the best, because it seems like she’s powered through the effects of that thunder bolt and now she’s back in this one!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think Ms. Extreme expected Rebecca to be able to pull that move off, but then again I can’t really blame her! Rebecca Blackwell is only just now moving after delivering that Becca Driver, so that burst of energy might not have been much at all, but still just enough to deliver that huge move! Rebecca Blackwell is slowly crawling towards the deodorant and the lighter, knowing that she’s wasted way too much time to go for the cover expecting an elimination, but in the meantime Camille has rolled out of the ring and onto the Chamber floor!
Persephone: Both of the people in the match right now look like garbage, and that doesn’t exactly surprise me. I don’t see a drop of talent inside of that entire Chamber, so of course they’re gonna be worn out quickly. Rexy can’t even compete in this match, so it was basically doomed from the start.
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell slowly makes her way out of the ring to pick up Ms. Extreme- BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS REBECCA AND PULLS HER BACK, SENDING REBECCA FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL! THAT CAUSED REBECCA TO STUMBLE BACK, ALLOWING MS. EXTREME TO PULL HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME BEGINS TO PUNCH AWAY AT REBECCA BLACKWELL, AND REBECCA TRIES TO USE THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT, BUT CAMILLE IS ABLE TO GRAB THE ARM WITH THE LIGHTER, WHICH ALLOWS REBECCA TO HIT MS. EXTREME WITH THE DEODORANT, KNOCKING THE CHAMPION OFF OF HER! Now it’s Rebecca getting on top of Ms. Extreme, BUT CAMILLE MANAGES TO HIT REBECCA WITH A HEADBUTT, KNOWING THAT REBECCA WAS LIKELY ABOUT TO TRY AND BURN CAMILLE’S FACE OFF! That was nearly really bad, but Ms. Extreme is able to take control now!
Stew-O: Things were already likely a bit heated between these two and Holly Arrow. After all, not only did Camille attack those two during their own match, but Holly and Rebecca attacked Camille backstage just last week! Ms. Extreme now grabbing Rebecca Blackwell, AND SHE SENDS REBECCA INTO THE CHAMBER POD OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ! Luckily that pod didn’t break open or Ximena could’ve made her presence known very early! Either way, Rebecca Blackwell is in some trouble as Ms. Extreme is in control of this one! Ms. Extreme looking to pull Rebecca up, meanwhile I think we’re about to bring our next competitor into this match!
(The lights slowly begin to dim as the crowd begins to count down.)
Crowd: 10!
Crowd: 9!
Crowd: 8!
Crowd: 7!
Crowd: 6!
Crowd: 5!
Crowd: 4!
Crowd: 3!
Crowd: 2!
Crowd: 1!
( BUZZ!!!!! )
(As white light begins to flash on each of the four closed pods, as all four women wait, looking extremely focused and prepared, knowing that they could be the ones entering this match in just a few moments’ time. The light stops on one of the pods, and the crowd begins to boo as the pod door begins to open.)
( *CRACK!* )
Stew-O: SERENITY VALDEZ JUST ENTERED THE MATCH, AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS HIT MS. EXTREME ACROSS THE BACK WITH HER DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KENDO STICK!! MS. EXTREME DROPS REBECCA AS SHE HOLDS HER BACK, AND SERENITY WHACKS THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE STOMACH, BEFORE TAKING MS. EXTREME DOWN WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE KENDO STICK! Ms. Extreme is down, and now Rebecca Blackwell is trying to get back up, BUT SERENITY HITS REBECCA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KENDO STICK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Serenity Valdez sends Rebecca Blackwell into the ring, BEFORE TURNING HER ATTENTION TO MS. EXTREME WHO’S DOWN ON THE CHAMBER FLOOR, PUSHING THE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KENDO STICK AGAINST HER THROAT AND CHOKING HER WITH IT! SERENITY VALDEZ IS LOOKING TO SCORE AN ELIMINATION EARLY ON, AND SHE’S PLANNING TO DO IT BY CHOKING MS. EXTREME OUT!
Persephone: 🤦♀️ Ms. Extreme was able to kick Serenity off of her, and what type of weapon is that anyway? It’s basically just a kendo stick! That’s boring! She couldn’t have added a saw blade to it or something?
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme quickly gets back up, BUT SERENITY IS UP FIRST AND SHE HITS MS. EXTREME IN THE STOMACH WITH THE KENDO STICK, BEFORE JUMPING UP AND TAKING THE CHAMPION DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP BOMB!! NOW IT’S SERENITY VALDEZ WITH THE PIN, LOOKING TO TAKE OUT THE CHAMPION BEFORE ALL OF THE COMPETITORS EVEN ENTER THE MATCH!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT!!! Serenity Valdez doesn’t look too happy that Ms. Extreme is still in this match, but that’s why Ms. Extreme has been Universal Women’s Champ so long! Serenity gets back up to her feet before-
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL FROM THE TOP ROPE! REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST DOVE ONTO SERENITY VALDEZ WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! REBECCA GRABS SERENITY BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE REBECCA’S REACHED A SECOND WIND AS SHE QUICKLY RE-ENTERS THE RING, CHARGING AT SERENITY AS SHE GETS BACK UP, HITTING A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH TO HER OPPONENT! REBECCA BLACKWELL NOW SENDING SERENITY INTO THE ROPES, BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG AND PUTTING HER KNEE DOWN ON TOP OF SERENITY TO KEEP HER GROUNDED! REBECCA BLACKWELL PICKS UP MS. EXTREME’S RED THUNDER BOLT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO TRY AND USE IT ON SERENITY!
Gavin Kirkland: SERENITY MANAGES TO GRAB REBECCA BY THE ARM AND PULL IT OUT OF THE WAY, BEFORE USING HER OTHER ARM TO HIT REBECCA WITH A RIGHT HAND, KNOCKING THE VOLTAGE ELITIST OFF OF HER! I’m pretty sure Rebecca was looking to shove that thunder bolt in Serenity’s mouth, and unfortunately that would’ve ended up electrocuting her to the point where she’d probably not be able to make it much farther in this match. :lupe:
Persephone: Unfortunately? I’m mad that Serenity just stopped us from seeing that! Serenity is rushing back up to her feet as Rebecca gets up as well, AND REBECCA TRIED TO USE THE THUNDER BOLT TO HER, BUT SERENITY JUST ROBBED US AGAIN BY GRABBING THE KENDO STICK AND HITTING REBECCA WITH IT! This is so stupid! Serenity Valdez is starting to beat Rebecca down with the diamond encrusted kendo stick or whatever, but what I REALLY wanna see is blood! Guts! Fire! All the stuff that makes an actual wrestling match!
Stew-O: SERENITY JUST WENT FOR ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE KENDO STICK, BUT MS. EXTREME JUST GRABBED THE KENDO STICK FROM BEHIND SERENITY, SNATCHING IT OUT OF HER HANDS BEFORE KICKING HER IN THE MIDSECTION! MS. EXTREME NOW LIFTING SERENITY UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, TOSSING HER RIGHT INTO REBECCA BLACKWELL, WHO CATCHES SERENITY AND DROPS HER ONTO THE MAT WITH A POWERSLAM!
Gavin Kirkland: Serenity is down, AND NOW BOTH REBECCA AND CAMILLE REACH FOR THE THUNDER BOLT, BUT CAMILLE IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO REBECCA’S ARM BEFORE TURNING OVER AND LOOKING FOR THE RED HANDED! REBECCA BLACKWELL IS ABLE TO QUICKLY TURN AND PULL CAMILLE DOWN INTO A ROLL UP BEFORE THE SUBMISSION COULD BE LOCKED IN, THOUGH! COVER BY REBECCA!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE PINFALL, AND NOW REBECCA GRABS ONTO THE THUNDERBOLT- BUT MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO LAND A BOOT TO REBECCA’S HEAD BEFORE REBECCA COULD USE IT! Ms. Extreme quickly picks up the diamond encrusted kendo stick, AND NOW SHE PUTS THE KENDO STICK IN FRONT OF REBECCA’S THROAT BEFORE PULLING IT BACK FROM BEHIND, CHOKING REBECCA WITH THE WEAPON BEFORE USING IT TO DELIVER A BACKSTABBER, AND SHE STILL ISN’T FINISHED! MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO TURN REBECCA OVER, TRANSITIONING INTO A CAMEL CLUTCH USING THE KENDO STICK TO CHOKE REBECCA OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: Serenity Valdez is recovering from the powerslam that she took thanks to Rebecca, and now she’s going after the lighter and deodorant while Rebecca and Camille are distracted by each other! :lupe: Rebecca Blackwell is in trouble right now, and if she’s unable to get out of this submission then she’s likely going to be forced to tap out, and I just can’t let Rebecca get eliminated from this match so early on! There has to be a way for Rebecca to get out of this!
Persephone: 🙄 There’s only one Showdown person in the match, why do we have to get stuck with the weirdo? Rebecca Blackwell brought one of the best weapons in the entire match, but that’s really the only thing I care about when it comes to her, so as far as I care she should just stop wasting everyone’s time and tap out!
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell is grabbing onto the kendo stick, and slowly but surely she’s trying to pull it away from her throat, which would easily allow her to escape Ms. Extreme’s grasp! Rebecca seems to be able to power through and pull the kendo stick off of her, AND NOW REBECCA SENDS HER HEAD BACKWARDS RIGHT INTO MS. EXTREME’S NOSE, CAUSING CAMILLE TO STUMBLE BACK-
Gavin Kirkland: AND TURN RIGHT INTO SERENITY VALDEZ WITH THE FLAMETHROWER!! SERENITY JUST SHOT THE FLAMES OUT AT MS. EXTREME’S FACE, AND MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO QUICKLY COVER HER FACE UP WITH HER ARMS BUT I DON’T THINK SHE WAS FAST ENOUGH TO FULLY PROTECT HERSELF! Serenity Valdez takes advantage of Ms. Extreme covering her face, AS SHE GRABS THE CHAMPION AND SENDS HER INTO THE CORNER- Wait, WHAT!?
Stew-O: THE TURNBUCKLE WAS EXPOSED!! SERENITY VALDEZ UNCOVERED THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER WHILE MS. EXTREME HAD THE SUBMISSION APPLIED ON REBECCA, AND NOW SERENITY JUST SENT THE CHAMPION FACE FIRST INTO THE METAL EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AFTER ALREADY BEING BURNT!
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: Ms. Extreme just rolled out of the corner, and it looks like she’s bleeding thanks to how hard Serenity slammed her head into the steel turnbuckles! Camille barely looks like she’s conscious, and it’s bad enough that she was burned thanks to the lighter and deodorant, but now there’s blood dripping down her face! Serenity Valdez really seems to be making an impact in this match right now and I have to say it’s extremely impressive on her part!
Persephone: :usure: You sure you’re not just saying that ‘cause you’re attracted to her? She hasn’t done anything, and whatever she DOES do doesn’t really mean anything unless she ends up winning. I haven’t been impressed by anything in this match up until now… Buuut if we can see more blood like that, then maybe I’ll warm up to it a bit more!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez looks pleased with what she’s done to the Champion, BUT REBECCA BLACKWELL IS ON THE OFFENSIVE, GRABBING SERENITY AND RAMMING HER INTO THE CORNER, CAUSING SERENITY’S BACK TO COLLIDE WITH THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! REBECCA BLACKWELL NOW LIFTING SERENITY UP AS SHE PULLS HER OUT OF THE CORNER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE REBECCA IS SETTING UP FOR THE BECCA DRIVER!
Gavin Kirkland: SERENITY BEGINS TO ELBOW AWAY AT REBECCA BLACKWELL, AND THIS CAUSES REBECCA TO LET GO OF HER! SERENITY VALDEZ NOW JUMPING UP, AND SHE GOES FOR EL ULTIMO BAILE-
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST CAUGHT SERENITY!!! REBECCA CATCHES SERENITY AND HOLDS ONTO HER, BEFORE DROPPING HER BACK FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE THUNDERBOLT, SHOCKING SERENITY AS SHE IMMEDIATELY JUMPS OFF OF IT, HOLDING HER BACK AND SCREAMING IN PAIN! Rebecca Blackwell looks to take control of this one as both Serenity Valdez and Ms. Extreme are just beginning to stir, and now it looks like we’re approaching our next entrant!
(The lights once again begin to dim, and just like before, the crowd begins to count.)
Crowd: 10!
Crowd: 9!
Crowd: 8!
Crowd: 7!
Crowd: 6!
Gavin Kirkland: Who’s it gonna be!?
Crowd: 5!
Crowd: 4!
Crowd: 3!
Crowd: 2!
Crowd: 1!
( BUZZZ!!!!! )
(As Rebecca Blackwell begins to kick and stomp away at Serenity Valdez in the corner, the same white light as before begins to bounce around between the three pods still containing Elitists. As the light stops at one of the pods, the crowd begins to cheer loudly.)
Stew-O: AYU MEGUMI!! AYU MEGUMI IS IN THIS MATCH AS SHE RUNS OUT OF THE POD, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARDING AT REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST AS REBECCA TURNED TOWARDS HER, USING HER BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT TO DELIVER A MODIFIED SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! Rebecca Blackwell is down, and she immediately starts holding her throat area after being hit by that baseball bat! That was a major way to get herself into this match!
Persephone: Yeah, but Rebecca is still in the match so who cares?? What Ayu needs to do is swing that baseball bat across Rebecca’s head and leave her brain splattered over the mat.
Gavin Kirkland: :whoa: That’s the last thing Ayu needs to do! Ayu Megumi does notice Rebecca using the ropes to pull herself though, AND SHE DOES SWING THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, BUT SHE HITS REBECCA IN THE STOMACH WITH IT! Rebecca drops down to her knees, and now Ayu Megumi looks to be setting up for something as she waits for Rebecca to try and get back to her feet!
Stew-O: AYU MEGUMI GOES FOR THE SACRED ARROW, BUT REBECCA BLACKWELL MANAGED TO DUCK UNDER THE KICK, AND REBECCA QUICKLY RAKES AYU MEGUMI’S EYES, DOING WHAT SHE CAN TO SEPARATE HERSELF FROM AYU AFTER THOSE SHOTS WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! Rebecca Blackwell isn’t quickly able to take advantage thanks to her still being hurt from those barbed wire baseball bat shots, BUT NOW REBECCA GOES FOR-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST TRIED TO CHARGE AT AYU, BUT MS. EXTREME GRABBED REBECCA BY THE ARM AND TURNED HER AROUND, BEFORE KICKING HER IN THE MIDSECTION! TWIST OF FATE!! MS. EXTREME JUST HIT REBECCA WITH THE TWIST OF FATE, AND SHE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Persephone: Rebecca gets the shoulder up 🙄. I don’t know why Rebecca Blackwell is still in this match when she’s genuinely awful at wrestling, but I guess that applies to everyone else in this match anyway. Ms. Extreme is getting back up after hitting that garbage twist of fate move that couldn’t even take Rebecca Blackwell out of the match, and-
Stew-O: AYU MEGUMI JUST TRIED TO HIT MS. EXTREME WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, BUT MS. EXTREME WAS JUST BARELY ABLE TO QUICKLY BACK AWAY AS SOON AS SHE GOT BACK TO HER FEET! MS. EXTREME IS BACKED UP AGAINST THE ROPES NOW THOUGH, AND THIS ALLOWS AYU TO LAND A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE TOSSING MS. EXTREME TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME ROLLS AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND IN THE PROCESS SHE MANAGES TO GRAB THE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KENDO STICK, HITTING AYU MEGUMI IN THE SIDE OF HER LEG WITH IT JUST AS AYU WAS CHARGING TOWARDS CAMILLE! Ms. Extreme is quickly back to her feet, AND NOW MS. EXTREME LANDS A SHOT TO THE STOMACH WITH THE KENDO STICK!
Stew-O: Ayu Megumi just dropped the baseball bat in pain, AND NOW MS. EXTREME LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS SHE GRABS AYU FROM BEHIND, BUT AYU IS ABLE TO LAND A BACK ELBOW TO THE CHAMPION’S JAW! Ms. Extreme stumbles back holding her jaw, AND NOW AYU MEGUMI JUMPS BACK AND DELIVERS A PELE KICK, DROPPING THE CHAMPION! Ayu Megumi is quickly back up to her feet, AND NOW SHE BEGINS TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE! AYU MEGUMI HAS SOMETHING BIG IN MIND, AND MS. EXTREME MIGHT JUST BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF IT-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! SERENITY VALDEZ JUST PUSHED AYU MEGUMI’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER! AYU MEGUMI IS STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW SERENITY VALDEZ GRABS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT BEFORE SWINGING IT AT AYU MEGUMI, HITTING AYU WITH THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH IT! Ayu Megumi was just knocked out by that barbed wire bat, and blood is pouring out the side of Ayu’s head, but Serenity Valdez doesn’t seem to care right now! Serenity’s starting to climb up top now that Ayu Megumi is knocked out, and this could be bad! We might see an elimination very early on!
Persephone: :blessed: GOOD! PERFECT! This is exactly what I need right now! We’re slowly starting to see more and more blood especially since better weapons are starting to be brought in, and that means this match is starting to actually become interesting! Seriously though, did Serenity really think a shiny kendo stick was supposed to be a good weapon? :mjlol:
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez has made it up top, but she’s not looking for a superplex! Instead Serenity is pulling Ayu Megumi up with her, causing Ayu to stand up on the top turnbuckle! Camille and Rebecca are only starting to stir, but they might just end up waking up to an elimination! SPANISH FLY OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SERENITY VALDEZ JUST HIT AYU MEGUMI WITH A HUGE SPANISH FLY!!! BOTH WOMEN JUST CRASHED DOWN ONTO THE MAT, BUT SERENITY IS ABLE TO MAKE IT ON TOP OF AYU FOR THE COVER! AYU MEGUMI MIGHT BE OUT OF THIS MATCH, AND SHE HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN AS LONG AS THE OTHER THREE COMPETITORS! SERENITY HAS THE SHOULDERS DOWN, NO WAY THAT’S IT!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Persephone: Aaannndd there’s another kickout. Is it just me, or are these weapons getting more and more ineffective? They might as well just rely on their weapons. They brought them in for a reason.
Stew-O: I don’t agree with all of that, but Serenity Valdez might have at the very least considered some of the things Persephone said herself, because Serenity is crawling towards Ayu’s barbed wire baseball bat! Serenity Valdez slowly pulling herself back up while holding that bat, and I think Serenity Valdez has realized that she’s the only woman standing right now! She’s looking around and analyzing the field, AND SHE HITS MS. EXTREME IN THE BACK WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT, JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO GET BACK UP! Serenity now turning her attention towards Rebecca Blackwell who’s been stirring for some time now, AND NOW SERENITY-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! REBECCA BLACKWELL HAD THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT IN HER HANDS AND SHE JUST SPRAYED THE FIRE IN SERENITY VALDEZ’S FACE! SERENITY LETS GO OF THE BAT, AND REBECCA PULLS HERSELF DOWN BEFORE GRABBING SERENITY BY THE LEGS, TAKING SERENITY DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE CLIMBING ONTO SERENITY AND BEGINNING TO DELIVER PUNCHES AND ELBOWS TO THE DYNASTY ELITIST! I have to say Rebecca probably has my least favorite weapon in this match. They’re ruining each other’s faces… 🤔 Although I guess as long as the rest of their bodies are fine-
Persephone: Alright you’ve said enough. I actually think Holly has the worst weapon in the match. It’s literally just a remote control Josh. What is anybody supposed to do with that? How is a toy version of that disgusting creature supposed to be helpful whatsoever?
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is slowly making it back up to her feet, but so is Ayu Megumi! Both women are back up as Rebecca and Serenity continue to fight, AND NOW CAMILLE AND AYU BOTH CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER, HITTING EACH OTHER WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! BOTH WOMEN ARE ALREADY FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THIS MATCH SO FAR, BUT CLEARLY THAT’S NOT STOPPING THEM AS MS. EXTREME SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE AT AYU-
Gavin Kirkland: AND DOESN’T CONNECT! AYU MEGUMI DUCKED UNDER IT, AND NOW SHE SENDS MS. EXTREME OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, PUTTING SO MUCH FORCE INTO IT THAT SHE GOES TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING ALONG WITH CAMILLE! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITHOUT ANY OF THEIR WEAPONS, ALL WHILE SERENITY VALDEZ AND REBECCA BLACKWELL CONTINUE TO GO BACK AND FORTH!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme and Ayu Megumi are quick to get back up, AND MS. EXTREME HITS AYU WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Camille now looking to send Ayu crashing into one of the empty pods, BUT AYU MANAGES TO JUMP ONTO THE CHAMBER WALL AND HOLD ONTO IT, AND NOW SHE JUMPS OFF OF THE WALL BEFORE DIVING ONTO MS. EXTREME, DELIVERING AN AMAZING HURRICANRANA! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE FROM AYU MEGUMI, WHAT A MOVE!
Gavin Kirkland: And it looks like we’re about to reach our next entrant, this should be good!
Persephone: It could only be Ximena Velasquez or Holly Arrow. How could that be good?
(Serenity Valdez manages to push Rebecca Blackwell off of her, and Ayu Megumi can be seen slowly pulling herself to her feet. In the meantime, the lights begin to
dim as the crowd begins counting down.)
Crowd: 10!
Crowd: 9!
Crowd: 8!
Crowd: 7!
Crowd: 6!
Crowd: 5!
Crowd: 4!
Crowd: 3!
Crowd: 2!
Crowd: 1!
( BUZZZ!!!!! )
(The same white light as before begins to flash between the two pods as both Holly Arrow and Ximena Velasquez look prepared to enter the match officially. The crowd begins booing loudly as one of the pods finally open up.)
Stew-O: HOLLY ARROW IS IN, AND HOLLY JUST KNOCKED AYU MEGUMI OUT WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MS. EXTREME IS UP TOO AND THROWS A RIGHT HAND, BUT HOLLY IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE DROPPING DOWN AND ROLLING THE CHAMPION UP! MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY, BUT HOLLY POPS UP AND HITS CAMILLE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Holly Arrow left the toy josh in her pod, but she does have the remote in her hand!
Persephone: I just don’t get it. This is a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! Sure the title doesn’t really mean anything if Rex McAllister can’t compete for it, but with a “weapon” like that, it’s like Holly doesn’t even WANT to win!
Gavin Kirkland: Holly Arrow climbs up the top rope as Serenity Valdez gets back to her feet, AND HOLLY DIVES IN BEFORE TAKING SERENITY OUT WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE! Holly Arrow rolls back up to her feet as Rebecca Blackwell runs in, AND HOLLY JUMPS BACK AND DELIVERS AN ENZUIGIRI TO REBECCA BLACKWELL!
Stew-O: Holly Arrow is still holding that remote, and I’m not too sure why it’s so essential that she’s able to use a remote control, black and white painted Josh toy either, but it’s her weapon, not mine. Holly Arrow is going after Rebecca Blackwell now as she begins to stomp away at her in the corner, and remember these two have unfinished business as well! They were having a fantastic match on Voltage, one that was ruined by our current Universal Women’s Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of, Ms. Extreme has rolled back into the ring, AND I DON’T THINK SHE LIKED HOLLY ARROW’S ATTACK A FEW MOMENTS AGO! MS. EXTREME BLASTS HOLLY FROM BEHIND JUST AS HOLLY WAS FOCUSED ON REBECCA BLACKWELL! Holly’s likely having flashbacks to that same Voltage match between her and Rebecca that Camille interfered, but that’s not what Holly needs to worry about right now! MS. EXTREME GRABS HOLLY, AND SHE GOES FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX-
Stew-O: NO! HOLLY ARROW MANAGES TO DELIVER A NASTY ELBOW TO THE CHAMPION, AND AS SOON AS MS. EXTREME LETS GO, HOLLY DELIVERS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING MS. EXTREME TO DROP TO HER KNEES! HOLLY ARROW NOW OFF THE ROPES-
Gavin Kirkland: AND REBECCA BLACKWELL GRABS HOLLY BY THE LEGS AND PULLS THEM OUT FROM UNDER HER, DROPPING HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT! REBECCA NOW CHARGES IN AT MS. EXTREME LOOKING FOR A SHINING WIZARD, BUT THE CHAMPION IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THE KNEE STRIKE! Ms. Extreme now quickly grabbing Rebecca Blackwell by the arms, AND SHE’S TRYING TO TURN REBECCA OVER FOR THE RED HANDED SUBMISSION! SHE TRIED THIS EARLY ON IN THE MATCH AND IT DIDN’T WORK OUT, COULD THINGS GO ANY DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME!?
Persephone: Well I don’t know, but I hope so! One, because it’d probably help shut you up. Two, because her weapon will still be here even if she’s eliminated. We already have the weapon, we don’t have a use for her-
Stew-O: :krabs: MS. EXTREME ISN’T ABLE TO LOCK IN THE RED HANDED, BECAUSE SERENITY VALDEZ JUST USED CAMILLE’S OWN WEAPON AGAINST HER! SERENITY JUST TOOK THE RED THUNDERBOLT TO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD, NOT ONLY SHOCKING HER, BUT LIGHTLY KNOCKING THE CHAMP’S LIGHTS OUT ALTOGETHER!
Gavin Kirkland: Rebecca Blackwell is getting back up, BUT HOLLY ARROW QUICKLY TAKES REBECCA OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Holly Arrow clearly wanting a bit of payback after being tripped by Rebecca, and now Holly Arrow goes and picks up Ayu Megumi’s baseball bat!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez has Ms. Extreme down and out, and right now she’s beginning to make her way up to the top rope, looking to not just make an impact in this match, but in the process take the Universal Women’s Champion out of this! We saw the World Champion get eliminated first LAST year in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship, imagine if it were to happen here tonight!
Persephone: That’d be embarrassing, but then again Ms. Extreme spent her last free-per-view match losing to Shorty J. Getting pinned first here wouldn’t be that much worse.
Gavin Kirkland: Serenity Valdez has Ms. Extreme rights where she wants her, AND NOW SERENITY DIVES ONTO MS. EXTREME FOR A FROG SPLASH!! THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS, AND NOW SERENITY- :krabs:
Stew-O: HOLLY ARROW JUST HIT SERENITY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AS SOON AS SERENITY GOT BACK TO HER FEET! SERENITY VALDEZ DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF MS. EXTREME, BUT NOW HOLLY ARROW QUICKLY PINS SERENITY, GETTING BOTH WOMEN’S SHOULDERS DOWN! HOLLY ARROW MIGHT JUST GET TWO ELIMINATIONS RIGHT NOW, AND IN THE PROCESS GUARANTEE A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION TONIGHT!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES, THANK GOD!!! MS. EXTREME AND SERENITY VALDEZ SOMEHOW BOTH MANAGED TO GET THEIR SHOULDERS UP JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT, ALLOWING THIS MATCH TO CONTINUE! The longer this match goes the better, thank God we didn’t have to lose two of the women in this match already! Holly Arrow doesn’t look too happy though and is taking a second to catch her breath. Maybe that’s why she brought that Josh toy with her?
Persephone: I really hope you’re not trying to say that Holly used a remote control dog toy as her weapon so she could have emotional support.
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell and Ayu Megumi are getting back up, AND AYU MEGUMI HITS REBECCA BLACKWELL WITH A FOREARM! Rebecca Blackwell stumbles back, BUT NOW SHE HITS AYU WITH A FOREARM! NOW AYU HITS REBECCA WITH A FOREARM- NO! REBECCA CATCHES AYU’S ARM BEFORE HITTING AYU WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW REBECCA GRABS ONTO AYU BEFORE SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE CHAIN WALL! Rebecca now pulling Ayu off of the wall, BEFORE SENDING HER INTO IT ONCE AGAIN-
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! AYU MEGUMI JUST GRABBED ONTO THE CHAMBER WALL! AYU JUST GRABBED ONTO THE WALL, AND NOW SHE’S SLOWLY BEGINNING TO CLIMB UP THE CHAINS! Rebecca Blackwell looks a bit confused, but she’s following behind, clearly not wanting to give Ayu an advantage over her! Ayu Megumi begins to climb onto one of the empty pods, but Rebecca Blackwell makes it right onto the same pod alongside her, AND AYU TRIES TO KICK REBECCA OFF OF THE POD, BUT REBECCA IS ABLE TO GRAB AYU BY THE LEG!
Stew-O: I THINK REBECCA WAS LOOKING TO TURN AYU AROUND AND SEND HER OFF OF THE POD, BUT AYU IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE CHAMBER WALL BEFORE JUMPING UP AND DELIVERING AN ENZUIGIRI WITH HER FREE LEG! Rebecca Blackwell is barely on her feet, AND NOW AYU MEGUMI GRABS REBECCA BEFORE-
Persephone: Before being sent into the chamber wall! I actually like that these two are fighting up there, because now there’s a chance that they’ll fall off of it… Land on their necks… Die..
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain:
Persephone: Y’know, actual fun stuff!
Stew-O: I don’t know how Voltage tends to deal with this sort of enthusiasm, but admittedly Persephone is right that fighting up there is extremely dangerous for both Ayu and Rebecca! Rebecca Blackwell is lifting Ayu Megumi up onto her shoulders, BUT AYU IMMEDIATELY BEGINS ELBOWING AWAY AT REBECCA BLACKWELL, DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN IN ORDER TO STOP THE MOVE FROM CONNECTING!
Gavin Kirkland: REBECCA BLACKWELL LETS GO OF AYU MEGUMI AS AYU BACKS UP AGAINST THE CHAMBER WALL, AND NOW AYU MEGUMI CHARGES IN BEFORE SPEARING REBECCA OFF OF THE CHAMBER POD AND ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!!!!!
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL AND AYU MEGUMI JUST FLEW OFF OF THE CHAMBER POD AND ONTO THE FLOOR THANKS TO AYU MEGUMI! BOTH AYU MEGUMI AND REBECCA BLACKWELL ARE DOWN, AND AYU CAN’T EVEN GO FOR THE COVER THANKS TO JUST HOW BAD THAT FALL OFF OF THE CHAMBER POD WAS! Rebecca Blackwell and Ayu Megumi are both in so much pain, and unfortunately the only people that could possibly capitalize off of this right now are busy with each other inside of the ring!
Persephone: Right. Holly Arrow’s been making sure Ms. Extreme and Serenity Valdez aren’t able to get back into this as she’s stomping away at Serenity, and because of this.. Ayu and Rebecca get to be in the match longer :francis:.
Gavin Kirkland: Not only do they get to be in the match longer, but it looks like the final woman is about to finally join us! :blessed:!
(The light begins to dim for the final time, and the only competitor in the match standing, Holly Arrow, turns her attention to the final pod waiting to open, all while the crowd begins to count for the final time.)
Crowd: 10!
Crowd: 9!
Crowd: 8!
Crowd: 7!
Crowd: 6!
Crowd: 5!
Crowd: 4!
Crowd: 3!
Crowd: 2!
Crowd: 1!
( BUZZZ!!!!! )
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! XIMENA VELASQUEZ HAS BEEN UNLEASHED, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HOLLY ARROW IS READY FOR HER AS SHE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES IN- OH MY GOD!
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST THREW ONE OF HER IRON CHANCLAS AT HER, AND HOLLY ARROW ONLY JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID IT! HAD THAT HIT HOLLY SHE WOULD’VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT AND POSSIBLY CONCUSSED, BUT LUCKILY HOLLY MANAGED TO MOVE TO THE SIDE!
Stew-O: HOLLY ARROW NOW CHARGING AT XIMENA AS XIMENA TRIES TO GET INSIDE OF THE RING, AND NOW HOLLY ARROW BEGINS TO UNLOAD A BUNCH OF LEFTS AND FOREARM STRIKES! HOLLY IS BEING CAREFUL NOT TO MESS UP THAT REMOTE, ALL WHILE TRYING TO LAY WASTE TO XIMENA VELASQUEZ BEFORE SHE COULD DO SOME SERIOUS-
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST SHOVED HOLLY ARROW AWAY FROM HER BEFORE ENTERING THE RING! Holly Arrow is still standing and tries to rush back in, BUT XIMENA VELASQUEZ LAYS HOLLY ARROW OUT WITH A BIG BOOT! HOLLY ARROW IS DOWN- AND NOW AYU MEGUMI LOOKS TO GET BACK TO HER FEET-
Persephone: :mjlol2: BUT XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST THREW HER OTHER IRON CHANCLA AT AYU, HITTING HER RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD AND KNOCKING HER OUT! Ximena Velasquez is laying waste to the competitors in this match, and this is actually pretty fun to watch.
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez is back up, AND NOW SHE GOES AFTER XIMENA VELASQUEZ AS SHE LOOKS FOR A DIVING HURRICANRANA OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE- BUT XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS ABLE TO HOLD SERENITY IN POSITION, BEFORE PULLING SERENITY UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! XIMENA VELASQUEZ HAS SERENITY UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND THIS COULD BE BAD FOR SERENITY, WHO’S DESPERATELY PUNCHING AWAY TO TRY AND GET OUT OF XIMENA’S GRASP! XIMENA IS ABOUT TO PUT SERENITY DOWN, AND-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MS. EXTREME WITH A KICK TO XIMENA’S STOMACH, AND THAT ALLOWS SERENITY TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVER A HURRICANRANA, PULLING HERSELF AND XIMENA VELASQUEZ TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell is finally making it back up to her feet after the spear off of the pod, and she sends Ayu Megumi rolling back into the ring before following behind! Rebecca Blackwell now picking up that kendo stick-
(Rebecca Blackwell grabs onto the diamond encrusted kendo stick, but holding onto the opposite side of it is Holly Arrow.)
Stew-O: Holly Arrow quickly getting back up as both she and Rebecca notice the other holding the kendo stick, AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS QUICKLY DROP THE KENDO STICK BEFORE RUNNING AT EACH OTHER- AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEA, TAKING EACH OTHER OUT WITH DUAL CLOTHESLINES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ximena Velasquez is getting back up on the outside of the ring, AND SERENITY VALDEZ IS PUNCHING AWAY AT SERENITY TO TRY AND KEEP HER DOWN, BUT AS XIMENA GETS BACK TO HER FEET, SHE’S ABLE TO LIFT SERENITY UP AND PULL HER INTO A BEAR HUG! Serenity looks trapped in that submission as Ximena is completely overpowering her :lupe:! She’s one lucky woman.
Persephone: :francis:
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez pretty much pulled that bearhug submission out of nowhere, and stuff like this is exactly why she’s such a big threat! She has such dangerous moves you have to watch out for thanks to how much larger and stronger Ximena is than everyone else in the match! I honestly don’t see how Serenity doesn’t get eliminated here!
Gavin Kirkland: Holly Arrow is slowly making it back up, AND MS. EXTREME GOES ON THE ATTACK, HITTING HOLLY WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING HOLLY TO DROP HER REMOTE! CAMILLE HAD BEEN RECOVERING FOR THE PAST FEW MOMENTS AFTER BEING ONE OF THE TWO WOMEN TO START OFF THE MATCH, BUT NOW SHE LOOKS TO TAKE DOWN HOLLY ARROW!
Stew-O: HOLLY ISN’T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT THOUGH, AND SHE BEGINS TO DELIVER SOME PUNCHES TO THE SIDE! MS. EXTREME AND HOLLY ARROW NOW GOING BACK AND FORTH, AND AT THIS POINT WE CAN’T SAY ENOUGH JUST HOW MUCH EXPERIENCE THESE TWO HAVE WITH EACH OTHER! THESE TWO COMPETED FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP JUST BEFORE WICKED GAMES, AND NOW HERE THEY GO AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY ARROW HITS MS. EXTREME WITH A HARD HITTING ELBOW, BUT CAMILLE IMMEDIATELY SENDS ONE BACK! THAT’S HOW THIS KEEPS GOING BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, AND IT’S HONESTLY IMPRESSIVE SEEING THE CHAMPION GO LIKE THIS DESPITE THE BURNS, CUTS AND BRUISES SHE’S ALREADY RECEIVED! HOLLY ARROW HASN’T BEEN IN QUITE AS LONG, AND YET SHE’S ALREADY SHOWN JUST HOW FAR SHE’S WILLING TO GO IN ORDER TO GET THIS VICTORY-
Stew-O: DIVING CROSSBODY BY AYU MEGUMI, AYU MEGUMI TAKES OUT BOTH HOLLY ARROW
AND MS. EXTREME!!!
Persephone: :mjlol: Of course she does. Ayu Megumi sucks, but she managed to take Holly and Ms. Extreme out at the same time so she must be doing something right.
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez surprisingly has yet to tap out to this devastating Bearhug, and you have to give her credit! Most people would’ve been tapping out of that submission by now- AND INSTEAD OF TAPPING OUT, IT LOOKS LIKE SERENITY JUST FOUND A WAY OUT AS SHE JAMS HER THUMB IN XIMENA’S EYE! XIMENA VELASQUEZ FORCED TO LET GO OF SERENITY THANKS TO THAT THUMB TO THE EYE, AND NOW SERENITY JUMPS UP BEFORE GOING FOR “EL ULTIMO BAILE”!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!! EL ULTIMO BAILE CONNECTS, AND NOW SERENITY GOES FOR THE COVER AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD, TO POSSIBLY TAKE OUT THE BIGGEST THREAT IN THIS MATCH!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA KICKS OUT!!! Ximena Velasquez kicks out, and that had to hurt for Serenity Valdez, who was the first of the pod entrants! Serenity has barely moved after that kickout, and I can’t say I blame her in the slightest! There was no way eliminating Ximena would be easy, but Serenity might have just come close!
Stew-O: Ayu Megumi pulls Ms. Extreme back up, AND NOW AYU LIFTS CAMILLE UP BEFORE- NO! MS. EXTREME SLIPS OUT OF AYU’S GRASP! AYU MEGUMI NOW TURNING AROUND, AND MS. EXTREME GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT AYU IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE TURNING AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! Ms. Extreme is down, and now this is Ayu’s chance to capitalize! Ayu Megumi looking to pick Ms. Extreme up-
Persephone: :mjlol: AND INSTEAD OF GRABBING THE CHAMPION, MS. EXTREME JUST TURNED AND GAVE HER THE RED THUNDERBOLT, CAUSING AYU TO ACCIDENTALLY GRAB ONTO THE BOLT AND ELECTROCUTE HERSELF!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME PULLS AYU MEGUMI DOWN ONTO THE MAT, AND SHE QUICKLY LOCKS IN THE AVA LOCK!!! THE AVA LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON AYU MEGUMI RIGHT AFTER AYU WAS ELECTROCUTED BY MS. EXTREME!!! AYU IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN NOT TO TAP OUT, BUT SHE’S BEEN IN THIS MATCH FOR QUITE SOME TIME TOO, AND SHE’S BEEN PART OF SO MANY HIGH RISK MANEUVERS! AYU MEGUMI IS SOMEHOW REFUSING TO TAP OUT, TRYING TO STAY IN THIS MATCH EVEN THROUGH THE PAIN!
Persephone: For what?? Trust me I have no problem watching idiots like Ayu injure themselves trying to win a match, but who is she trying to impress??
Stew-O: I’d say everyone in this arena is impressed! Ayu Megumi is showing some serious heart as she tries to reach out to anything that could help her, screaming in pain as she’s stuck in the submission- WAIT! WAIT A SECOND!!
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs:
Stew-O: JUST AS AYU MEGUMI WAS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, MS. EXTREME JUST FORCED THE ELECTRIC END OF THE THUNDERBOLT INTO AYU’S MOUTH!! MS. EXTREME BASICALLY JUST FORCED AYU MEGUMI TO BITE DOWN ON THE ELECTRIC THUNDERBOLT, AND IF JUST TOUCHING THAT THUNDERBOLT IS ENOUGH TO SHOCK THE ELITISTS AND TEMPORARILY TAKE THEM OUT OF ACTION, I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW BAD THIS MUST BE FOR AYU! AYU MEGUMI IS BEING TORTURED, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE!!!
Stew-O: SHE’S DONE! AYU MEGUMI TAPS OUT!!!!
Bella Braxton: Ayu Megumi has been eliminated!
(Ms. Extreme rolls off of Ayu Megumi, and the crowd is shocked by what they just saw. A few officials unlock and enter the Chamber to help the convulsing, bloody Ayu out of it, and as Ayu is slowly helped out, the crowd begins to cheer and clap for Ayu Megumi for her performance in this match.)
Gavin Kirkland: :will: Ayu didn’t deserve that.
Stew-O: Ayu Megumi was one of the big fan favorites heading into this match, and while she was taken out by the Universal Women’s Champion in such brutal fashion, it can’t be denied that she put on an amazing performance!
Persephone: Well yeah, I guess. She IS pretty much the reason why Rebecca Blackwell hasn’t been getting up as quickly as she was earlier on. That spear off the pod did a number on her. Still kinda wish it killed one of them, though.
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez has been dealing with Ximena Velasquez, and she’s able to kick Ximena back under the bottom rope and send her back into the ring! Serenity Valdez now following behind, but as she gets into the ring she notices Ms. Extreme, Holly Arrow, and Rebecca Blackwell all starting to make it back up to their feet, AND NOW SERENITY CHARGES AT MS. EXTREME BEFORE DELIVERING A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! Serenity rolls off of Ms. Extreme and back to her feet, AND HOLLY ARROW GOES FOR A LARIAT ON SERENITY, BUT SERENITY IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE HITTING HOLLY WITH A FOREARM! Serenity now sending Holly into the corner before charging in!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY MANAGES TO GET A BOOT UP THOUGH, AND SERENITY RUNS RIGHT INTO IT! Serenity Valdez now stumbling back, AND NOW HOLLY CHARGES IN- BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO DROP DOWN AND DELIVER A DROP TOE HOLD, TAKING HOLLY ARROW TO THE MAT! SERENITY VALDEZ NOW PICKING UP THAT DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KENDO STICK, SWINGING IT AND HITTING HOLLY ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT! Serenity seems to be in firm control of this match right now, and she has a big grin on her face as she-
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST HIT SERENITY WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE, CAUSING HER TO STUMBLE BACK AND ROLL OUT OF THE RING! Rebecca Blackwell following behind, and she makes sure to take that barbed wire baseball bat with her! Serenity Valdez is using the chain wall to try and pull herself up, BUT REBECCA USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO HIT HER IN THE BACK WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, CAUSING SERENITY TO SCREAM OUT IN PAIN! Rebecca Blackwell now dropping the bat before lifting Serenity up onto her shoulders….
Stew-O AND REBECCA DELIVERS THE BECCA DRIVER, RIGHT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT!! REBECCA BLACKWELL NOW WITH THE COVER TO ELIMINATE SERENITY VALDEZ!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SERENITY IS STILL IN!!!! SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP, SERENITY VALDEZ GOT THE SHOULDER UP AND SAVED HER CHANCES IN THE MATCH!
Persephone: :francis: Of course. How did that not put Serenity away?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know, but I’m glad it didn’t :blessed:! We already lost Ayu Megumi, I don’t need Serenity to get eliminated too! Serenity Valdez has done a really good job tonight for such an early entrant, and it looks like it’s still going to take a lot more work for her to be put down tonight!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is getting back to her feet inside of the ring, as are Holly Arrow and Ms. Extreme! Ximena is up first, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT HOLLY ARROW BEFORE DELIVERING A FOREARM SMASH, DROPPING HOLLY TO THE MAT! MS. EXTREME IS UP THOUGH, AND CAMILLE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER XIMENA VELASQUEZ! MS. EXTREME AND XIMENA VELASQUEZ ARE TRADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, GOING BACK AND FORTH JUST AS THEY DID BACK AT TERRITORIAL INVASION MONTHS AGO!
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA VELASQUEZ PUSHES MS. EXTREME INTO THE ROPES, AND SHE GOES FOR PA’ LA RAZA- BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT AND BOUNCES OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES, ALLOWING HER TO HIT XIMENA WITH A DROPKICK! Ximena’s able to roll back up to her feet, AND AS SOON AS SHE GETS BACK UP, SHE DELIVERS A HARD PUNCH TO MS. EXTREME’S MIDSECTION! XIMENA NOW TOSSES MS. EXTREME OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING BEFORE LOOKING TO FOLLOW BEHIND-
Stew-O: WAIT, MS. EXTREME JUST HIT XIMENA IN THE HEAD WITH HER OWN IRON CHANCLA!!! XIMENA THREW THAT CHANCLA AT HOLLY AS SOON AS SHE MADE IT INTO THE MATCH AND JUST BARELY MISSED, AND NOW MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO USE IT TO KNOCK XIMENA OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: On the chamber floor on the other side of the ring is Rebecca Blackwell slowly pulling Serenity Valdez off of the ground and that barbed wire bat- AND SERENITY MANAGES TO HIT REBECCA WITH A RIGHT HAND! Rebecca Blackwell stumbling back, AND NOW SERENITY GOES FOR ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, BUT REBECCA BLOCKS IT BEFORE HITTING SERENITY WITH A FOREARM, NEARLY TAKING HER OFF HER FEET COMPLETELY! Rebecca Blackwell now, GOING FOR LIGHTS OUT-
Persephone: 🥱 Annd it doesn’t even connect! Great! Another person that can’t even deliver moves properly!
Stew-O: I don’t think you can really blame Rebecca for
that, Serenity just barely managed to duck under the way! Serenity now grabbing Rebecca from behind, AND I THINK SERENITY IS TRYING TO LOCK REBECCA IN A SLEEPER HOLD, KNOWING ALL THE WEAR AND TEAR REBECCA TOOK THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH!
Gavin Kirkland: REBECCA DOESN’T LET SERENITY GET RID OF HER THAT EASILY THOUGH, AS SHE QUICKLY BACKPEDALS INTO THE CHAMBER WALL, FORCING SERENITY OFF OF HER AS BOTH WOMEN DROP DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Serenity and Rebecca have both been in this match for a very long time, and this could definitely be the end of someone’s run in the Chamber!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is slowly starting to stir as she uses the ropes to try and pull herself up, BUT SHE DOESN’T GET MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AS HOLLY ARROW CHARGES IN AND DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Ximena Velasquez is down, and now Holly Arrow quickly goes and grabs the other iron chancla, the one that Ximena threw at Ayu Megumi earlier! Ximena looks like the side of her head was busted open by the force of that shot with the chancla by Ms. Extreme, and now with whatever Holly has in mind, she might just end up taking Ximena Velasquez out of this match!
Gavin Kirkland: Holly Arrow gets on top of Ximena, AND SHE TRIES TO SLAM THE IRON CHANCLA RIGHT ONTO XIMENA’S HEAD, BUT XIMENA MANAGES TO GRAB HOLLY’S ARMS JUST BEFORE THAT CHANCLA COULD GO CRASHING RIGHT INTO HER HEAD!
Persephone: :noah: Why do they always save themselves right before their head could be split open?? Holly was SO close- BUT XIMENA HITS HOLLY WITH A HEADBUTT INSTEAD! See, that wouldn’t have happened if Rexy was here 🤷♀️.
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez and Rebecca Blackwell both make it back to their feet, AND REBECCA LANDS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! Rebecca seems to have the advantage over Serenity Valdez, AND NOW REBECCA LOOKS TO SEND REBECCA INTO THE EMPTY CHAMBER POD-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SERENITY VALDEZ MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND, AND SEND REBECCA FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL! SERENITY NOW GRABBING THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AS REBECCA STUMBLES AWAY FROM THE WALL, AND SERENITY HITS REBECCA RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH IT!! :yikes: That didn’t look too good!
Persephone: THAT WAS PERFECT! We need more of that!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez now is crawling to the ring, and she’s slowly making her way up the turnbuckles! Rebecca Blackwell is bleeding out of her head, but at this point she just has that in common with basically every competitor remaining in this match! Serenity Valdez isn’t making it up to the top rope too quickly, but that’s just a result of how much this match has had an effect on the women competing! Serenity Valdez has made it up top, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER FROG SPLASH, THIS TIME ON REBECCA BLACKWELL-
Gavin Kirkland: HER KNEES!!! REBECCA BLACKWELL GOT HER KNEES UP!!! SERENITY VALDEZ WENT FOR A FROG SPLASH TO TAKE REBECCA OUT OF THIS MATCH, AND HAD THAT CONNECTED I DOUBT REBECCA WOULD’VE HAD MUCH LEFT, BUT SOMEHOW REBECCA MANAGED TO GET THE KNEES UP!
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell grabs the barbed wire baseball bat as she slowly starts to get back up, and now she’s slowly starting to climb up the Chamber wall, all while Serenity Valdez is in clear pain, unable to really get back up after landing onto Rebecca’s knees! Rebecca Blackwell is up high on the side of the Chamber wall, and I don’t have the slightest idea what she has planned, but this can’t be good!
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Serenity really needs to get out of the way and get back into the ring or something, I don’t like this!
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL JUMPS OFF OF THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER WALL, AND SHE GOES FOR A MODIFIED VERSION OF MACHO MADNESS, DROPPING THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT ONTO SERENITY VALDEZ INSTEAD OF JUST HER ELBOW!! REBECCA BLACKWELL JUST SLAMMED THAT BARBED WIRE BAT ONTO SERENITY FROM NEARLY THE TOP OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, AND NOW REBECCA PULLS HERSELF OVER SERENITY VALDEZ FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Serenity Valdez has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Wow! That’s all I can say after what we just saw! Both Serenity and Rebecca have had fantastic performances in this match, but Rebecca Blackwell brings Serenity’s run to an end with that amazing baseball bat-assisted elbow drop off of the Chamber wall!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: And that’s another one gone.
Persephone: Good! I’m glad Serenity is out of this match. Maybe next time Serenity will think of a better weapon.
(As Serenity Valdez is helped out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, Rebecca Blackwell slowly makes her way into the ring, noticing Ximena Velasquez finding her way back to her feet.)
Stew-O: REBECCA BLACKWELL GOES RIGHT AFTER XIMENA VELASQUEZ, KICKING AND STOMPING AWAY AT THE LARGEST WOMAN IN THE MATCH BEFORE SHE COULD COMPLETELY MAKE IT BACK UP TO HER FEET! REBECCA KNOWS JUST HOW DANGEROUS XIMENA IS, AND I CAN SEE WHY SHE’D WANT TO TRY AND TAKE HER OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA VELASQUEZ MANAGES TO SHOVE REBECCA AWAY FROM HER THOUGH, AND AS REBECCA CHARGES BACK IN XIMENA DELIVERS A CHOP POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE REBECCA DOWN TO THE MAT!
(As Ximena Velasquez slowly begins to pull Rebecca Blackwell back up to her feet, Holly Arrow grabs the remote control for her Josh toy, before slowly rolling out of the ring.)
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is looking to finish this match, AND SHE LIFTS REBECCA BLACKWELL UP LOOKING FOR “XV”- BUT REBECCA MANAGES TO JUMP OUT OF XIMENA’S GRASP, LANDING ON HER FEET BEFORE DELIVERING A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF XIMENA’S KNEE! REBECCA BLACKWELL NOW RUNS THE ROPES, AND SHE HITS XIMENA WITH A SHINING WIZARD!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Holly Arrow looks like she’s starting to climb up her pod for some reason, meanwhile Ms. Extreme is stirring, and I think she’s taken notice of Holly up there!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is slowly beginning to climb up the Chamber wall towards the same pod Holly is on, meanwhile Rebecca Blackwell picks up the lighter and deodorant before getting on top of Ximena Velasquez! AND NOW REBECCA BLACKWELL USES THE LIGHTER AND DEODORANT AS A FLAMETHROWER ONCE AGAIN AS SHE AIMS RIGHT FOR XIMENA’S FACE, AND XIMENA IS FORCED TO USE HER ARM TO PROTECT HER FACE FROM BEING SERIOUSLY BURNED WHILE SHE TRIES TO GET REBECCA OFF OF HER!
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA VELASQUEZ FINALLY MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE LIGHTER- BUT REBECCA BLACKWELL SAW IT COMING! REBECCA KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING, AND SHE GRABS ONTO XIMENA’S BURNED ARM BEFORE PULLING XIMENA INTO A CROSSFACE! REBECCA CALLS THIS THE LONDON BRIDGE! Usually being put in a submission like that by Rebecca Blackwell doesn’t sound like a bad thing, but when your arm was just on fire a few seconds ago I can’t imagine this feels too good for Ximena. :lupe:
Persephone: Well no submission should feel good for anybody, you’re just a weirdo. I doubt Ximena Velasquez will be in this match much longer, though. I guess Rebecca actually outsmarted her :mjlol:.
Stew-O: Holly Arrow is still at the top of the pod with the remote for Josh, BUT MS. EXTREME MAKES IT TO THE TOP OF THE POD WITH HER! MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY TAKES HOLLY DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, AND NOW THESE TWO ARE FIGHTING ALL WHILE REBECCA BLACKWELL HAS XIMENA VELASQUEZ TRAPPED IN THE LONDON BRIDGE SUBMISSION! XIMENA IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER NOT TO TAP OUT, MEANWHILE HOLLY AND CAMILLE ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH ON TOP OF THE POD!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY ARROW MANAGES TO SHOVE CAMILLE OFF OF HER, AND IN THE PROCESS CAMILLE NEARLY FALLS OFF OF THE POD COMPLETELY, HAVING TO GRAB ONTO THE EDGE OF IT! Ms. Extreme now trying to pull herself up-
Stew-O: BUT HOLLY ARROW MANAGES TO KICK MS. EXTREME OFF OF THE POD, CAUSING MS. EXTREME TO DROP DOWN TO THE GROUND ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Ms. Extreme is hurt bad, after all she’s been in the match from the start, just like Rebecca Blackwell! Speaking of Rebecca, somehow Ximena Velasquez still hasn’t tapped out to her submission! Anybody else in Ximena’s position would’ve tapped out, but somehow Ximena is still in this!
(Holly sits on top of the pod, and she looks at Ms. Extreme before looking down at the remote control in her hands.)
Persephone: :francis: Well.. Here comes the Josh toy, I guess. Seriously, what the hell was Holly thinking bringing that into the match, and why is she actually
using it??
(With the Josh toy approaching Ms. Extreme, Holly looks down at the controller one more time, before looking over at what’s going on inside of the ring between Rebecca Blackwell and Ximena Velasquez.)
Stew-O: Well… Holly chose to steer the Josh toy away from Ms. Extreme and instead into the ring towards Rebecca and Ximena, and I’m not too sure what she’s going for here. A distraction?
Gavin Kirkland: I think we should probably just stop focusing on that toy. Holly’s hot and all, but if this was her big idea for the Extreme Elimination Chamber then I think we might need to question how smart she is :lupe:.
(With the Josh toy moving right in front of both Ximena Velasquez and Rebecca Blackwell, Holly Arrow presses a red button seen on the bottom of the controller.)
Persephone: :wtf: Seriously, what’s-
( *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!* )
Persephone: 😐
Gavin Kirkland: 😦
Stew-O: What…? What just happened?
(The crowd is almost completely silent in disbelief, and as the smoke from the explosion clears up, Rebecca Blackwell and Ximena Velasquez are seen separated. Both are covered in blood and seem to have been burned from being so close to the Josh toy.)
Persephone: ….. That was amazing.
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!?? THEY COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Exactly :blessed:! Maybe Holly did have the best weapon in the match after all!
Stew-O: Holly doesn’t look like she’s finished there though, as she finally stands up on the pod and looks down at Rebecca Blackwell!
Gavin Kirkland: VIVA LA ARROW ON REBECCA BLACKWELL :mjcry:!!! HOLLY ARROW JUST DELIVERED THE SPIRAL TAP OFF OF HER CHAMBER POD AFTER REBECCA WAS JUST BLOWN UP, AND NOW HOLLY ARROW GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bella Braxton: Rebecca Blackwell has been eliminated!
Gavin Kirkland: :will:
Stew-O: Wow.
Persephone: That was so cool! Why didn’t Holly bring more of those? I wanna see that again!
Gavin Kirkland: :will:
Stew-O: Rebecca Blackwell had an amazing performance in this match, starting off the match with Ms. Extreme, eliminating Serenity Valdez, this was a fantastic night for Rebecca Blackwell… Until a remote control version of Josh the dog blew up in her face.
(Holly Arrow slowly makes it back to her feet, and she turns her attention to Ximena Velasquez, who was caught in the explosion along with Rebecca Blackwell.)
Gavin Kirkland: :will: Well, it looks like Holly is about to-
( *CRACK!* )
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME JUST HIT HOLLY ARROW WITH THE IRON CHANCLA! HOLLY ARROW JUST DROPPED TO THE MAT, AND NOW MS. EXTREME GETS ON TOP OF HOLLY BEFORE BEGINNING TO HIT HER WITH THE IRON CHANCLA, OVER AND OVER AGAIN! MS. EXTREME WAS GIVEN TIME TO RECOVER WHEN HOLLY CHOSE TO TAKE OUT BOTH REBECCA AND XIMENA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MIGHT BE THE ONE BAD PART ABOUT HOLLY’S DECISION!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme is just bashing Holly Arrow’s head in, AND NOW MS. EXTREME TURNS HER ATTENTION TO XIMENA VELASQUEZ, HITTING XIMENA WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS SOON AS XIMENA WAS SLOWLY ABLE TO PULL HERSELF UP! Ms. Extreme is in control of the match as of right now, and that’s a scary sight for anyone that doesn’t want to see her leave this match as Champion!
Persephone: Honestly, I don’t know how or why Holly and Ximena are still living right now. Ximena was literally just blown up and Holly Arrow’s head was just bashed in by an iron chancla. Neither of them should be breathing right now.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme turns her attention back to Holly Arrow and slowly begins to pull her back up-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HOLLY ARROW PICKED UP THE LIGHTER WHILE MS. EXTREME TURNED TOWARDS XIMENA, AND NOW HOLLY JUST TURNED ON THE LIGHTER BEFORE FORCING IT IN MS. EXTREME’S MOUTH! HOLLY IS BURNING THE INSIDE OF THE CHAMP’S MOUTH, AND CAMILLE HAS TO PUSH HOLLY AWAY JUST TO FREE HERSELF FROM IT!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME CHARGES AT HOLLY, BUT HOLLY ARROW BACKPEDALS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND LIFTS MS. EXTREME OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR! Ms. Extreme quickly finds her way back to her feet, AND HOLLY ARROW JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE FOR A SPRINGBOARD-
Gavin Kirkland: NO, MS. EXTREME JUST PULLED HOLLY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER, CAUSING HOLLY TO FALL AS THE BACK OF HER NECK BOUNCES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! That was a nasty landing for Holly!
Persephone: Right, and Ms. Extreme is only looking to make things worse from the looks of it, which is always a good thing. Ms. Extreme is tying Holly Arrow’s arms in the ropes before heading back into the ring and grabbing her red thunderbolt.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme making her way back out of the ring where Holly Arrow is tied up, AND NOW MS. EXTREME BEGINS SHOCKING HOLLY WITH THE THUNDERBOLT! HOLLY ARROW IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS MS. EXTREME DOESN’T LET UP, AND I THINK CAMILLE IS TRYING TO MAKE HOLLY QUIT! MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO MAKE HOLLY TAP OUT BY ELECTROCUTING HER AND LEAVING HER WITHOUT ANY OTHER OPTIONS!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY ARROW IS TRYING TO FREE HERSELF FROM THE ROPES, BUT IT’S NOT EASY FOR HER TO DO ANYTHING WHILE BEING ELECTROCUTED! MS. EXTREME MIGHT BE LOOKING AT ANOTHER ELIMINATION RIGHT NOW, ONCE AGAIN IN BRUTAL FASHION AS SHE USES HER WEAPON TO HER ADVANTAGE! HOLLY ARROW IS IN WAY TOO MUCH PAIN, AND I THINK SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO-
Stew-O: HOLLY MANAGES TO KICK THE THUNDERBOLT OUT OF MS. EXTREME’S HAND, AND HOLLY USES HER OTHER LEG TO JUMP UP AND KICK CAMILLE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Holly Arrow is still trapped in the ropes, but now she actually has the time to untangle herself and get back in this one!
Gavin Kirkland: Well :lupe:, she managed to free herself from the ropes, but I don’t know how easily she’ll be able to pull herself back into this one after being electrocuted for so long! Holly is barely even on her feet!
Persephone: Holly’s still in the match though, and honestly, that Josh bomb thing is still the most impressive thing I’ve seen in this entire match. Holly was smart enough to bring something like that to the Chamber, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she found a way to win this match.
Stew-O: Holly Arrow now grabbing Ms. Extreme, BUT CAMILLE PUNCHES HOLLY IN THE MIDSECTION, RIGHT IN THE SAME AREA THAT MS. EXTREME WAS HOLDING THE THUNDERBOLT! HOLLY REMAINS ON HER FEET THOUGH, AND SHE HITS MS. EXTREME WITH A RIGHT HAND! Ms. Extreme now with a forearm, but Holly hits Camille with a forearm in return! Holly now sending Camille towards a pod- BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND SEND HOLLY INTO IT INSTEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLLY STOPS HERSELF BY PUTTING HER HANDS OUT FIRST ONTO THE POD! Holly Arrow nearly went face first into that pod, and now Holly turns around before-
( *CRASH!* )
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST SPEARED HOLLY ARROW THROUGH THE POD!!!!!! MS. EXTREME NOTICED XIMENA BEHIND HER AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT AND DOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND IN TURN XIMENA JUST DELIVERED HER FINISHING MOVE TO HOLLY, PUTTING HOLLY THROUGH THE EXTREME ELIMINATION POD WITH THE SPEAR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA VELASQUEZ STAYS ON TOP OF HOLLY AFTER THAT SPEAR THROUGH THE POD, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS PINNING HOLLY ARROW!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Holly Arrow has been eliminated!
Stew-O: What a performance by Holly Arrow tonight. Holly managed to get an elimination in a major way as she basically blew Rebecca Blackwell and Ximena Velasquez up, and we saw just now how Holly Arrow was able to still give Ms. Extreme such a good fight after all she had been through tonight, but Ximena was given enough time to recover, and that ended up costing Holly Arrow tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: There’s only two left :will:.
Persephone: So far everyone has left this match pretty much a broken and battered version of themselves, and I really love to see that. I’ll give Holly credit for literally blowing people up, but honestly I’m surprised she wasn’t eliminated when she had her head bashed in by an iron chancla. :mjlol:
(Ximena Velasquez and Ms. Extreme both slowly roll back into the ring as officials come out to help Holly Arrow out of the Chamber. The two women left slowly begin to stand up as they go face to face, and the crowd begins to cheer seeing a rematch of Territorial Invasion just a few months ago.)
Stew-O: AND NOW BOTH WOMEN CHARGE AT EACH OTHER AND XIMENA GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT MS. EXTREME ROLLS UNDER IT AND PICKS UP SERENITY VALDEZ’S DIAMOND KENDO STICK! MS. EXTREME NOW SWINGING THE KENDO STICK AT XIMENA-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT XIMENA CATCHES IT! XIMENA CATCHES THE KENDO STICK, AND XIMENA PULLS THE KENDO STICK TOWARDS HER, PULLING MS. EXTREME RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW THAT DROPS HER TO THE MAT! Ms. Extreme is down, and now Ximena Velasquez picks up one of her own iron chanclas, likely looking to do something similar to what Camille was doing to Holly Arrow just a few minutes ago!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is trying to get back up, AND XIMENA VELASQUEZ SLAMS THE IRON CHANCLA DOWN AT CAMILLE, AND CAMILLE WAS ABLE TO PUT HER ARM UP TO STOP IT FROM HITTING HER HEAD, BUT THAT CHANCLA STILL HAD TO HURT! Ms. Extreme is trying to find a weapon she could use, but right now Ximena Velasquez has the upper hand and she’s not messing around, THIS TIME HITTING MS. EXTREME IN THE BACK WITH THE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KENDO STICK! MS. EXTREME IS FORCED TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING, AND IT’S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: Ximena Velasquez is slowly pulling Ms. Extreme back up- AND MS. EXTREME QUICKLY GRABS XIMENA BY THE HEAD AND DROPS BACK DOWN, PULLING XIMENA’S THROAT INTO THE TOP ROPE! Ximena stumbles back holding her throat, and now Ms. Extreme is beginning to head up to the top rope!
Persephone: Ximena quickly managed to get back into the match though, as she just hit Camille with a right hand to stop her from hitting whatever dive she was aiming for.
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is slowly trying to climb up top, BUT MS. EXTREME HITS XIMENA WITH A HEADBUTT BEFORE PUSHING XIMENA OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLES! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS SOMEHOW STILL ON HER FEET, BUT MS. EXTREME IS LOOKING TO CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW!!! GLASS CEILING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!!! THE GLASS CEILING CONNECTS ON XIMENA VELASQUEZ, AND NOW MS. EXTREME GOES FOR THE COVER, LOOKING TO RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!?!?!? XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP, XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS STILL IN THE MATCH!!!! Ms. Extreme can’t believe that this match isn’t over, and I don’t blame her for being in disbelief! This has been such a grueling match, and it’s insane how every single competitor has been able to survive this type of stuff!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme slowly pulls herself up, and at this point I think she has to be wondering what it’ll take in order to take Ximena Velasquez down! Ms. Extreme’s noticed Ximena’s burnt arm though after what Rebecca Blackwell did, and I think she just got an idea :lupe:.
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME GOES FOR THE RED HANDED SUBMISSION ON XIMENA VELASQUEZ’ BURNT ARM, THE SAME ARM THAT REBECCA TARGETED DURING THAT CROSSFACE SUBMISSION! MS. EXTREME MADE XIMENA TAP OUT WITH THE RED HANDED ONCE BEFORE, AND WITH XIMENA’S ARM IN THIS CONDITION I DON’T SEE HOW SHE DOESN’T DO IT AGAIN!
Persephone: Well, I think it’s safe to say that this match is over! Ximena Velasquez surely isn’t going to last too long in this submission, not when her arm was basically burnt to a crisp earlier.
Gavin Kirkland: Ximena Velasquez is screaming in pain, and I can’t imagine how bad this must be! Everything in this match has been painful, but this!? Ximena just needs to tap out, for her own sake!
Stew-O: WAIT, WHAT IS XIMENA DOING!? XIMENA IS FORCING HERSELF UP TO A KNEE, AND SHE USES HER FREE ARM TO GRAB CAMILLE BY THE HAIR! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS SLOWLY MAKING IT UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE MANAGES TO TRANSITION INTO A TORTURE RACK HOLD, LIFTING MS. EXTREME UP ON HER SHOULDERS BEFORE QUICKLY DELIVERING A TORTURE RACK BACKBREAKER DROP!! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN, AND THIS TIME IT’S XIMENA GOING FOR THE COVER AS SHE JUST DROPS DOWN AND FALLS BACK ONTO HER OPPONENT!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND MS. EXTREME JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!! MS. EXTREME STAYS IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW IT’S XIMENA THAT HAS TO BE WONDERING WHAT SHE SHOULD DO!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is pulling herself into the corner and using the turnbuckles to slowly pull herself back up. Ximena just looks frustrated, like she knows this match should be over! I think she also knows that it very well still could end in her favor! Ms. Extreme has been fighting since the start of this match, and I don’t know how much she has left in her!
Persephone: Well in that case, we’ve finally reached the end of the match :blessed:! I’m actually kinda surprised by this match since this is the first Chamber for nearly everyone in the match.
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez backs into the corner furthest from Ms. Extreme, and it looks like she’s waiting for Camille to bet back up! Ximena just delivered a backbreaker variation, so if I had to guess, she’s probably thinking about a spear to get the job done! Ms. Extreme is slowly finding her way back to her feet, bloody, bruised, burnt, and all! Could this be the end of her Championship reign?
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ CHARGES AT- WAIT!? WHAT!?
( *CRACK!* )
Gavin Kirkland: :oh:
Persephone: :oh:
(Ximena Velasquez drops to the mat as blood begins to pour out from the back of her head, and the camera pans to the side, showing Sierra holding the barbed wire baseball bat. The Chamber door can be seen open as the official on the outside of the Chamber is just getting back up to his feet, and the fans begin to give a very mixed response to Sierra’s interference.)
Stew-O: SIERRA JUST HIT XIMENA VELASQUEZ IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST DROPPED TO THE MAT, AND THAT JUST KNOCKED HER OUT! SIERRA MUST’VE TAKEN THE REFEREE’S KEY AND ENTERED THE CHAMBER! SHE JUST ATTACKED XIMENA!
Gavin Kirkland: XIMENA MAY BE THE BIGGEST WOMAN IN THIS MATCH, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE WHEN A METAL BASEBALL BAT WRAPPED WITH BARBED WIRE IS HITTING YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS OUT COLD, AND NOW A BUNCH OF OFFICIALS ARE RUNNING OUT TO TAKE SIERRA AWAY!
Persephone: Sierra did lose to Limmy earlier. I guess this is her way of making sure her and Ximena are on an even playing field next week.
(Officials begin to pull Sierra out of the Chamber as blood begins to pour out of the back of Ximena Velasquez’s head, meanwhile Ms. Extreme has made her way out of the ring. She doesn’t seem too happy with Sierra getting involved with the match, but she proceeds to make her way up to the top rope.)
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is climbing up to the top rope, and I don’t think there’s anything that can prevent this at this point!
Stew-O: A BLIND FURY!!!! A BLIND FURY CONNECTS!!!! MS. EXTREME HITS XIMENA VELASQUEZ WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO HER BACK, AND NOW MS. EXTREME TURNS XIMENA OVER, GOING FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. ANNDDDD SSTTILLLLLLLLL YOUR UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION….. MMIIISSSSSSS EEEEEEXXTTRRREEEEEEEEEMMMMEEE!!!!!!
(‘Throne’ hits, and the crowd gives a huge mixed reaction after the end of that match. Ms. Extreme is only barely able to sit up, but as she does, she looks up at the stage, clearly a bit annoyed with how that match ended. Sierra is being taken to the back by the officials, but she has a smirk on her face as she stares right at the lifeless Ximena Velasquez, who’s still knocked out as a few more officials make their way down to the ring.)
Stew-O: What a match! This was the FIRST EVER Extreme Elimination Chamber with the Universal Women’s Championship on the line, and they delivered! They definitely delivered, and I actually think that’s an understatement after the lengths these six women went to!
Gavin Kirkland: :will: Now we have to wait an entire year for another masterpiece like that.
Persephone: 🙄 I still don’t know why you’re allowed to commentate matches with any women in it, let alone six of them. The match was pretty cool though I guess. Rexy would’ve done better, but I got what I wanted, which was a bloodbath.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme has had a fantastic Universal Women’s Championship reign so far, but you can’t take anything away from everyone else in this match. Ayu Megumi, Serenity Valdez, Ximena Velasquez and Rebecca Blackwell all had fantastic performances to end their first year in EAW! Holly Arrow once again showed everyone how much potential she has and just how capable she is of hanging with the best of them!
Gavin Kirkland: Ximena can’t be too happy about how she lost either, although I don’t think she’ll even be awake to do anything about it for quite some time :lupe:.
Stew-O: You’re right, but after that, Ximena versus Sierra next week is about to become way more personal.
Persephone: That’s an understatement. They’re probably going to kill each other. :mjlol2:
Stew-O: I’m looking forward to that match, and I’m sure many other people are, too. Tonight was not their night though, so congratulations to Ms. Extreme for a huge Universal Women’s Championship defense, one that’ll absolutely go down in history!
(Ms. Extreme slowly makes it back to her feet as she’s given her Universal Women’s Championship, and as the referee holds up her arm, she also holds up her Championship, while the crowd continues to give a loud mixed reaction, clearly not knowing how to feel about the way the match ended. Officials are tending to Ximena Velasquez, slowly helping her out of the ring, and as the referee lets go of Ms. Extreme’s arm, the final shot inside of the ring is Ms. Extreme holding up her Universal Women’s Championship, standing over all of the blood, weapons, and destruction left inside of the ring following that match. From there, Road to Redemption begins to fade out.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE SHOWDOWN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH… AND IT’S FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
( The crowd pops off and rightfully so. The participants in the Showdown Chamber didn’t hold anything back this week when it came time to promote it. Kassidy Heart’s five opponents made it perfectly clear that they believe her time as Answers World Champion is done and in turn, she made it known how little she respects their opinion on that. )
Gina Romano: The match will begin with two Elitists inside the ring, while the other four competitors are locked inside of their pods. Every five minutes, a randomly selected pod door will open, allowing another Elitist to enter the match! The process will continue until every Elitist has entered the match! Once an Elitist is pinned, submitted, or knocked out, they must exit the chamber! The last person remaining will be the Answers World Champion!
( “M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi begins to blast across the PA system and the familiar white lights that belong to the one and only Impact begin to flicker across the entire stadium. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON… WEIGHING IN AT 221 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY’… IMPACT!!!!
( Impact steps onto the stage and like always, he doesn’t bother focusing on the crowd. The only thing on his mind is winning this chamber and becoming the 10-time world champion. )
Deadprez: I can’t front. I’m stoked for this chamber. This could very well be the night that we crown a brand new Answers World Champion and if I were a betting man, that man right there is someone I put my money on. No one has the experience Impact does in this kind of match with stakes this high, and look at what’s in his hands.
( The camera focuses in on the black bag in Impact is carrying. )
Eve: I won’t even begin to speculate on what could be inside that bag. Impact could literally have anything in there and his fellow competitors aren’t going to know what it is until he decides to open it. That’s pretty smart, but come on. Impact is one of the most intelligent competitors in EAW history. He’s absolutely going to come into this match with more than one trick up his sleeve.
Gavin Kirkland: :drakelike: All I know is that tonight is the night. Whether it’s Impact and his mysterious black bag, or my God Emperor, who will forever be the God Emperor in my eyes, or someone else, we will FINALLY have a new Answers World Champion. We’ve been forced to endure Kassidy Heart’s reign of terror for way to long, and tonight it comes to an end.
( Impact gets into the ring and the referee in charge of the match points to one of the open pods. Impact takes his time getting inside and getting settled, but after a moment, his music fades out. )
( “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac begins to play and every single fan inside of Lucas Oil Stadium unloads a barrage of cheers and whistles. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENTS… FIRST!!! RESIDING IN THE POON PALACE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS… HE IS ‘LA PANTERA SEXUAL’… TLA!!!!
Eve: Well judging from the reaction of the crowd, I think we know who the fans want to see leave this chamber as the Answers World Champion! TLA will forever be one of the most popular Elitists in EAW history, and if he does win tonight, imagine how big the celebration party will be!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :drakelike: Hell, I’ll throw the party myself if he takes the title from that yeast infected cunt who’s got it now. I just hope that at some point tonight we can see TLA use those bolt cutters and start cutting away pieces of Kassidy’s rotting body.
Deadprez: Damn man. She never did anything to you except challenge Jamie O’Hara to a match.
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: And we all see how that worked out.
( TLA is in the ring now, and he is holding up the bolt cutters that were referenced by the commentary team. They have customized and colored to look like the Mexican flag, and as we all know, TLA is not shy about showing off his heritage. It’s something he is extremely proud of. He takes in the reaction of the crowd, patting his heart, and giving them all the love right back before he lets the referee direct him towards his pod. )
( ‘Stigmata’ by Grandson kicks up across the sound system next, and the fans continue to cheer for this next man. After all, he is the one that suffered an extremely heartbreaking and rather humbling loss back at Reasonable Doubt. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING NEXT… EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 224 POUNDS… HE IS THERON NIKOLAS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: AND HERE COMES THE SOON TO BE KINGSLAYER! THE MAN I BELIEVE WILL BE OUR NEXT ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! THERON NIKOLAS!!!! KNEEL BITCHES!!! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND KNEEL!!!!
Eve: Absolutely not. No one is going to kneel, but I will say this, Gavin. If there was ever someone who had something to prove tonight, it’s that man who is making his way down to the ring. I have never seen Theron Nikolas so focused and so determined to get the job done, and I think everyone needs to keep their eyes on him tonight.
Deadprez: And if anyone had any doubts about Theron forgetting what happened to him at Reasonable Doubt, look no further than the barbed wire he has in his hands right now. I spoke to him earlier today and that’s the same barbed wire the champion used to try and sever Theron’s arm with. Tonight, he looks to not only return the favor, but to bring King Kass’ world crashing down around her.
( Theron takes his time getting into the chamber and surveying the scene around him. He clutches the barbed wire in his hand before heading towards his pod and letting the referee lock him inside. )
( “Monster” by Kanye West is the next theme song to play and the fans don’t care to hear this at all. Their booing nearly drowns out Gina’s introduction. )
Gina Romano: AND NEXT!!! FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA… WEIGHING IN AT 139 POUNDS… SHE IS THE UNDEFEATED ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… ‘THE MAULER’ KASSIDY HEART!!!!
Deadprez: Right before we came on the air tonight, Hurricane Hawk randomly selected the entrance order for our competitors tonight. It was apparently a rather nasty scene backstage when the champion found out she would not be starting the match and she stormed off in a rage, vowing that Hurricane Hawk would come to regret the decision to have her locked inside of a pod.
Eve: Earlier in the week, we found out that Kassidy Heart would not be bringing a weapon inside of the chamber, but guys… she’s not exactly walking out here empty-handed and I’m pretty sure this is a direct result of Hurricane Hawk exercising his authority over the entrance order and putting his foot down :lupe:
( Kassidy, who is clutching the Answers World Championship in her right hand, has something else all together in her left. )
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain: IS THAT A FUCKING CLAW HAMMER?
Deadprez: Sure is! Apparently Kassidy snatched it from one of the tool boxes backstage and no one was able to grab it from her before she walked here :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: Shades of Ed Kemper, the notorious serial killer who finally fell off the deep end and bludgeoned his own mother to death with a claw hammer and then decapitated her while she slept. I hope after this cunt loses the title night, someone locks her the fuck up and throws away the key.
( Kassidy enters the ring and immediately strikes Theron’s pod with the hammer. All Theron does in response is dangle the barbed wire in front of her. Kassidy takes several deep breaths before looking wildy at Impact and TLA. She reluctantly hands over the Answers World Championship, but the referee has to force Kassidy inside of her pod. The second the door locks, the champ sinks down to her haunches and buries her face in her hands. )
Deadprez: Well… that’s interesting.
( Of course, once Kassidy’s music fades, the whole crowd is forced to wait for a few precious seconds. They know exactly who is going to start the match now, and they’re more than ready. Finally, ‘Survivors Guilt’ by Dave begins to play and the crowd boo once again. )
Gina Romano: AND NEXT… FROM TOWER HAMLETS… LONDON… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE IS ‘ THE MAN OF ALWAYS’… CHARLIE MARR!!!!
( Charlie Marr walks onto the stage and this time, Veena Adams does not join him. No doubt she’s somewhere watching backstage, hoping her man brings home his second ever world championship. Charlie Marr proudly holds up his weapon and it’s literally a prosthetic mannequin head that looks like Kassidy. )
Gavin Kirkland: Holy shit, you can barely tell the difference between the plastic head and the real one.
Deadprez: :mjlol: Nevertheless, Charlie Marr enters this match knowing damn well he has what it takes to completely dominate an Extreme Elimination Chamber. When Charlie was the defending champion a few years ago on Voltage, he either directly or indirectly eliminated everyone before Malcolm Jones gave the win to Andrea Valentine. It’s been a very tumultuous season thus far for Charlie Marr but as we all know, the chamber is the great equalizer. It can make you, or it can break you, and someone with Charlie Marr’s knowledge of the chamber has one hell of an advantage in this match.
Eve: I have no doubt about that, Deadprez, and someone as dangerous as Charlie shouldn’t be overlooked. I know he’s had his struggles recently, but what top Elitist doesn’t? If this sport were easy, everyone would be employed, but that just isn’t how it works. Charlie shoulders adversity so well, and honestly, it’s just a matter of time before he gets a much needed win that propels him back into the spotlight.
( Charlie, who is now inside the ring, strolls over to Kassidy’s pod and gives her a mocking little wave. The champion, who is still resting on her haunches, looks at Charlie with a glare. He takes the mannequin head and places it near his crotch, making a lewd gesture towards Kassidy. The champ immediately jumps to her feet and slams against her pod, dying for the door to open so she can get her hands on someone. )
Charlie Marr: ( off-mic) :mjlol2: Stupid whore.
( Finally, Charlie’s music fades out and the last competitor’s theme begins to play. The audience erupts, almost as loudly as they did for TLA, as “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell begins to play. )
Gina Romano: AND LAST… FROM NEW YORK… WEIGHING IN AT 231 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE NEXT LEVEL’… ADAM LUCAS!!!
( As the former Hardcore Champion steps on the stage, the camera zooms in to get a good look at his face. There is no fear in the eyes of Adam Lucas, in fact, he is smiling. This is first ever world championship opportunity and he plans to make the absolute most out of it. )
Eve: A LOT of people believe that Adam Lucas could very well be the dark horse when it comes to winning this match.
Gavin Kirkland: Like we said during Charlie’s entrance, the Elimination Chamber itself is the great equalizer, Eve, and sure, Adam Lucas could pull off the mother of all upsets tonight. All five of his opponents have been in this match before. All five of them had headlined countless free-per-views in the past. All of them know what it feels like to fight for the right to call themselves the world champion. All of that is new territory for Adam Lucas but I’ll be honest. I think this match is a little too big for him.
Deadprez: I completely disagree. The less you know about this match, the better. Adam is going in blind with nothing but faith, and unlike the others, he has nothing to lose. That man right there is the most dangerous person inside that chamber and with that baseball bat in his hands, he is going to make a big impression here tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: :francis: That is a Louisville Slugger signed by the great Mickey Mantle. The fact Adam Lucas is dumb enough to bring a piece of memorabillia to the ring that is worth close to 70,000 dollars tells me everything I need to know about his chances in this match. However…. #ANYONEBUTKINGCUNTIDY!
( Adam Lucas gets into the ring and nods his head towards the crowd. He is obviously impressed with what he’s seeing right now and the way the crowd is reacting. This is a huge match for him, and he feels so prepared for this moment. )
(The crowd is electric as Adam Lucas and Charlie Marr face off one on one while the rest of the Chambers are now closed. In his hand Adam holds the Louisville Slugger, Charlie Marr with a mannequin head that looks just like Kassidy Heart. The fans are on their feet in anticipation for the Showdown Answers World Championship Chamber…
… and the referee calls for the bell and the start of the match!)
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!)
Deadprez: And here we go! The Answers World Championship Chamber has begun, these tow men are going to have to go the distance if they are to become the champion and dethrone the woman that has broken records and has the opportunity right now to come in later and really help her chances against five of the best!
Eve: These Elitists have waited for so long to finally get the opportunity in stepping into what is the most unrelenting structure known in the EAW. Charlie Marr and Adam Lucas are going to have to dig deep and after those initial five minutes, that is when the chambers start to open one by one!
Gavin Kirkland: ANYONE BUT KASSIDY! But now she is in the Pod and if she comes out last!? They will never get the title off her!
(Charlie Marr and Adam Lucas continue to stare at each other while Theron, Impact, TLA and Kassidy Heart are all locked in their chambers. Lucas and Charlie push each other and ….)
Deadprez: Adam swings the bat! Charlie ducks and he throws the Head of Kassidy, don’t know if I am going to get used to that calling it here tonight, right into the midsection of Lucas! He stumbles back some, Charlie with another hit and now he takes a few steps back…. TRIES TO RAM HIM WITH THE HEAD! NO! ADAM LUCAS DUCKS AND CHARLIE RUNS INTO A SUPERKICK!
Eve: ADAM GRABS THE BET, HE LOCKS IT IN, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP WITH THE BAT ON CHARLIE MARR! MARR IS DOWN! ADAM LUCAS PICKS HIM UP BY THE BEARD AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE LANDS HARD ON THE CHAMBER FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: They are not taking it easy with each other to start this match and the first five minutes they could both be done for before the first Chamber open! Stud muffin Adam though! HE IS NOW CHOKING CHARLIE WITH THE BAT! DRIVING IT INTO HIS NECK AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ADAM LUCAS WANTS TO BE A WORLD CHAMPION AND GET THATR SOOO GOOD WORLD CHAMPION SEX TONIGHT FROM THICCANY!
Eve: Really Gavin!? Pay him no attention! Adam is trying to wear Charlie down pretty quickly here! RUNNING TOWARD THE ROPES, HE LEAPS OFF WITH A SENTON ON CHARLIE! ADAM IS NOW ON TOP OF CHARLIE, LADNIGN THOSE LEFT AND RIGHTS! MARR DROPPED THE HEAD AND HE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR IT BUT ADAM IS NOT BACKING DOWN FROM IT! HE KEEPS UNLOADING ON CHARLIE’S FACE, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO ELIMINATE MARR LONG BEFORE ANYONE IS IN THE CHAMBER!
Deadprez: And that is a great strategy! Keep those that are waiting in the chamber to a limit! Adam is back up, grabbing Marr, placing him in a headlock, walking over to TLA’s Chamber! Adam BASHES MARR’S HEAD INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! TLA WITH HIS TONGUE STICKING OUT ENJOYING THE EARLY GOINGS HERE! ADAM WITH ANOTHER VICIOUS SLAM! HE IS DRIVING THE HEAD OF THE MARR REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER!
(TLA is hopping up and down loving every minute of this carnage. The sweat spots left, now Adam drives the head of Marr smearing it across the glass….)
Eve: MARR WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE STOMACH! AN ANOTHER! MARR WITH SOME OFFENSE AND HE SMASHES ADAM’S HEAD INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! ADAM BUCKLES OVER AND MARR GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR, HE THROWS ADAM INTO THE CHAMBER! FALLING HARD ON THE CAGE FLOOR! NOW IT’S CHARLIE MARR IN CONTROL, GRABBING THE HEAD AND HE THROWS IT RIGHT AT ADAM’S HEAD AS HE3 WAS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!
PLONK!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: That head bounced off Adam like a basketball hitting Xander Payne in Summer School Recess! That may have caused a concussion! Adam is wobbly on his feet, he is dazed and confused, Charlie picks him up, SPINEBUSTER ON THE STEEL! ADAM SCREAMS IN PAIN AND LOOK AT CHARLIE NOW, HE WALKS UP TO TLA’S CHAMBER AND SLAMS HIS HANDS AGAINST THE PLEXIGLASS! TLA IS JUST GLARING AT HIM BUT CHARLIE TURNS BACK AND ADAM IS DOWN, WAIT… CHARLIE LOOKING UP, HE IS CLIMBING THE CAGE PART WAY…..
Deadprez: FLYING ELBOW RIGHT ON TOP OF ADAM’S CHEST! CHARLIE MARR NOW SHOWING HIS VICIOUSNESS AND HE DRAGS ADAM, LEANING HIM THIS TIME AGAINST THE CHAMBER OF THERON NIKOLAS! THERON IS LOOKING ON WITHOUT ANY EMOTION! CHARLIE MARR GRABS THE KASSIDY HEAD; ADAM’S LEGS ARE SPLIT OPEN….
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, the horror! :lupe
Eve: CHARLIE WITH THE WIND UP AND HE THROWS THE HEAD!
SMACK!
Eve: RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF ADAM LUCAS AND HE MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THIS! BELLOWING IN PAIN AND LOOK AT CHARLIE MARR!
(Marr lets out a scream, slamming the Chamber glasses of Theron and TLA, the closest to him. Adam slumps down, lying on the steel floor as Charlie then runs at full speed….)
Deadprez: HIGH RUNNING KNEE! CHARLIE MARR CRUSHED ADAM’S HEAD INTO THE PLEXIGLASS, HE DRAGS HIM OUT, ROLLING ADAM INTO THE RING AND GOING FOR THE COVER! WE COULD HAVE THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT BY THE GOAT! No matter how bad Charlie Marr wants to take him down, he will not stay down though and now you can see the desperation with Charlie Marr! He wants to eliminate Adam before the next Chamber opens, it could be TLA and then he could find himself on a two on one! Charlie picks up Adam, whipping him into the ropes, he charges in with a clothesline, NO! Adam ducks, he springs off the ropes, Charlie turns, FLYING FOREARM BY ADAM LUCAS! THE GOAT IS BACK!
Eve: ADAM IS NOW REACHING OVERF AND GRABBING HIS LOUSIVILLE SLUGGER, LOOKING AROUND AT IMPACT, KASSIDY HEART BOTH WATCHING, THE WORLD CHAMPION PACING IN HER POD. ADAM RUNS RIGHT AT CHARLIE AND SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! CHARLIE BUCKLES OVER AFTER THE HARD SWING ON HIS STOMACH AND NOW CRACKING IT OVER HIS BACK! CHARLIE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND ADAM WINDS UP AGAIN AND RUNNING AT HIM, FORWARD DROPKICK HOLDING THE BAT UNDER HIS BOOTS! BASEMENT DROPKICK ON HIS FACE!
(Charlie holds his face in agony, writhing in pain, as the other members of the Chamber look on, waiting in anticipation to get in the ring. Adam looks around, holding the bat up as the crowd cheers.)
Deadprez: You want to talk about two men that have laid it all on the line in the early goings of this match and they do not care knowing that in just a few moments there will be the third participant and when they enter the fray, when they come in it will change the dynamic and the complexity of this match! Adam though is buying himself some time, he has one eye on the chamber pods, one eye on Charlie and his Spider sense better start to tingle because we are within a minute of the next pod opening up!
Eve: And that will change the complexion of the match, and then after that the next and the next, and before you know it, all hell has broken loose! Adam is putting some distance between himself and Charlie Marr, who is slowly getting back to his feet, Adam steps over the ropes, he waits, it could be that Buck Shot Lariat that we have seen use so many times over!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s actually a good strategy to get a seconds of rest. We are about to see this match blow up and the fans are starting to get antsy here!
(The crowd starts to chant, they want the next pod to open, and Adam knows it, but Charlie Marr is back on his feet, he jumps on the top rope, springing out with a crossbody block on Charlie and lands it but quickly rolls off, Charlie and Adam back on their feet, they charge in….)
Deadprez: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! THEY JUST DOUBLE CLOTHESLINED EACH OTHER AND WE ARE MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM THE FIRST POD OPENING! THIS IS THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO FOR EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO AND…. HERE WE GO!
(The crowd chants in unison with the timer….)
Crowd:
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly the arena goes dark, the lights start to shine on each of the pods, all four Elitists are ready to get into the ring and it finally stops on one….)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The Pod Opens and it is…..)
Eve: KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY HEART IS IN AND THE WORLD CHAMPION HAS ENTERED THE CHAMBER!
(Kassidy quickly runs out of the Chamber with the claw hammer in hand, but she tucks it in the side of her tights and goes right after Adam Lucas! She starts kicking him while he is down, over and over, dropping to her knees, digging her nails into his eyes as he starts to scream in pain…)
Eve: KASSIDY IS TRYING TO GOUGE THE EYES OF ADAM LUCAS HERE! DIGGING THESE SHARP NAILS INTO HIS EYES! ADAM IS ROLLING AROUND OBVIOUSLY BLINDED AND NOW KASSIDY WITH CRUEL INTENTIONS IN HER EYES SLOWLY GETS TO HER FEET! SHE IS NOW TURNING HER ATTENTION TO CHARLIE MARR!
(Kassidy’s eyes shift to the mannequin head, with a sneer on her face she reaches over and grabs it, then turns to Charlie flipping the head in her hands up and down with a sadistic and sinister smile on her face, placing and wedging it right on the neck of Charlie’s chin and chest, then running against the ropes….)
Gavin Kirkland: OH, THAT BITCH! CURB STOMP AND SHE MAY HAVE JUST CRUSHED CHARLIE MARR’S LARYNX! CHARLIE MARR IS GASPING FOR AIR AS KASSIDY SMILES, TURNING BACK TO ADAM WHO IS TRYING TO GET BACK UP, SHE COMES UP FROM BEHIND…. LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Deadprez: GERMAN SUPLEX AND THEN ANOTHER AND THE THIRD A RELEASE ONE ON ADAM LUCAS! THE KASSPLODER! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND LOOK AT KASSIDY! HER EYES SAY TI ALL, SHE IS GLARING AT THE THREE REMAINING CHAMBERS! TLA, IMPACT AND THERON NIKOLAS ARE ALL WATCHING, WAITING TO GET INTO THIS MATCH! KASSIDY WALKS OVER TO MARR, SHE IS PICKING BOTH OF THESE MEN APART SO METHODICALLY AND NOW KASSIDY DRIVES HER BOOT INTO HIS NECK! USING THE ROPES AS LEVERAGE, THE WORLD CHAMPION KNOWS THAT SHE NEEDS TO ELIMINATE BOTH OF THESE COMPETITORS RATHER QUICKLY IN ORDER TO GET A SPECIFIC ADVANTAGE HERE!
Eve: The question is does she!? We have seen her slow instability start to form, I mean she has never had both oars in the water, that much is certain, but this woman’s brain right now is a submarine with screen doors, she is not right, and when are we going to see The Mauler? Has she already turned into that? This is that environment and Theron, Impact and TLA KNOW it, that is why they are ready for any of this! All of it is legal!
(Charlie is wailing, trying to reach anything while Kassidy continues to press that boot right into his neck! After a bit she starts to stomp away over and over, not stopping for one single second. She picks up Charlie Marr, whipping him into the ropes, he bounces back, and she strikes….
Deadprez: BICYCLE KNEE… NO! MARR DUCKS, SHE TURNS AND MARR WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, DDT! KASSIDY GOES DOWN HARD AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND CHARLIE GRABS THE HEAD, HE LOOKS AROUND TRYING TO CATCH A BREATH AS THE CROWD GIVES HIM A CHEER FOR WHAT HEW ABOUT TO DO! HE HAS IT AND KASSIDY IS USING THE ROPES TO GET BACK UP, CHARLIE SHOVES THE HEAD INTO HER FACE….
Charlie Marr: (Off Mic) NOW KITH!
Deadprez: AND NOW KASSIDY IS HEADBUTTED WITH HER OWN MANNEQUIN HEAD! KASSIDY STUMBLES BACK AND SHE DOESN’T NOTICE THAT ADAM LUCAS IS ON THE OUTSIDE TRYING TO SEE, HOLDING ON TO THE ROPES! KASSIDY TURNS…. BUCKSHOT LARIAT BY ADAM LUCAS AND KASSIDY GOES DOWN!
(Kassidy lies in between Charlie and Adam, both Elitists look at one another for a moment, then back down at Kassidy, then back at each other and nod……)
Gavin Kirkland: YES!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADAM LUCAS AND CHARLIE MARR ARE STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN KASSIDY HEART! THEY ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TAKE HER DOWN! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
(Charlie and Adam are stomping away at Kassidy as the crowd roars…..)
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BEAT HER ASS!
Eve: Adam and Charlie stop, and they look at each other, yes seems like there is a truce right now and they pick up Kassidy by the hair, she is trying to fight back, knowing that the World Champion has been nearly impossible to defeat, they point at the Chamber wall….. ADAM AND CHARLIE SEND KASSIDY FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND SHE LANDS HARD ON THE CHAMBER FLOOR! BUT THEY ARE NOT DONE! PICKING HER UP AND THEY BOTH HAVE HER HOISTED ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND THEY LAUNCH KASSIDY HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL!
(The cheers deafen the arena as Charlie Marr and Adam Lucas both nod, they know that the biggest threat in this match is Kassidy Heart. Adam goes to pick her up by the hair….)
Gavin Kirkland: SFDGJFDJHFGDAG! WHY CHARLIE!? THE HEADMASTER RITUAL ON ADAM LUCAS! WHY DID YOU TURN ON HIM CHARLIE!? WHY!? CHARLIE MARR NOW IS STANDING AND LOOK, WE ARE ONLY LESS THAN A MINUTE FROM THE NEXT CHAMBER OPENING!
(Charlie shrugs his shoulders after laying out Adam Lucas, he then turns his attention back to Kassidy, picking her up and smiling, when suddenly…..)
CRACK!!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HAD THAT CLAW HAMMER IN HER TIGHTS AND SHE JUST WALLOPED CHARLIE ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT AND HE CRUMBLED TO THE FLOOR LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES! KASSIDY IS NOW WAITING! LOOK AT HER, SHE IS BLEEDING FROM THE FOREHEAD SOME, BUT LOOK AT HER, AGAIN THIS WOMAN HAS A BLOODLUST THAT YOU ONLY SEE IN CERTAIN PEOPLE AND SHE IS STANDING OVER BOTH FALLEN MEN! WAIT….. HERE WE GO! THE NEXT POD IS ABOUT TO OPEN!
Crowd:
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly the arena goes dark, the lights start to shine on each of the pods, all three Elitists left are ready to get into the ring and it finally stops on one….)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!)
(With a huge smile across the face of Kassidy, The Pod Opens and it is with the roaring of the crowd….)
Eve: IT IS THERON NIKOLAS!!!!!
(Nikolas runs out of the chamber into the waiting arms of Kassidy as she swings the hammer, but he ducks, Theron turns and hits Kassidy with a stiff right and another….)
Eve: THERON GOING RIGHT AFTER KASSIDY HEART AND HE HAS THAT BARBED WIRE SHE USED ON HIM AT REASONABLE DOUBT TIED ON THE SIDE LIKE THE LASSO OF TRUTH! THERON IS GETTING THE UPPERHAND! FIST AFTER FIST AND HE HAS KASSIDY REELING! WHIPPING HER INTO THE ROPES, THERON CATCHES HER WITH A HUGE POWERSLAM AND NOW HE IS UNTYING THE BARBED WIRE! HE WANTS TO PUNISH KASSIDY! HE WANTS TO BRING HER BACK DOWN TO EARTH! HE DIDN’T FORGET WHAT HAPPENED AT REASONABLE DOUBT!
(Kassidy quickly tries to get to her feet, but Theron is stalking her, read to wrap the barbed wire around her neck if possible, but Kassidy crawls out of the ring, looking for her hammer that she dropped, Theron though is only focused on her and no one else. She finally gets to the wall of the cage standing her ground….)
Gavin Kirkland: YES! Kassidy has ran out of real estate and doesn’t have anywhere else to go! Come on Theron! Rip her apart!
Deadprez: Theron is stalking her and…. KASSIDY OUT OF NOWHERE TACKLED HIM DOWN AND NOW SHE IS LAYING THE FISTS ON THERON! CLAWING AT HIS EYES, WAIT… SHE IS TRYING TRO BITE HIM! DAWG, SHE IS GONNA EAT HIS NOSE! KASSIDY HAS BECOME A DAMN CANNIBAL! THERON THOUGH KICKS HER OFF! KASSIDY IS BACK UP AND SHE SEES ADAM’S BAT, GRABBING IT AND THERON DUCKS WITH A SWING AND A MISS, HE CHARGES HER AND RAMS KASSIDY INTO THE STEEL CHAMBER!
(Theron grabs her ankles, he then drags and swings Kassidy headfirst into the chamber wall as the crowd roars.)
Eve: Theron is now going for that barbed wired! He wants to take the World Champion out right now! He is not going to wait another second! Kassidy is in dire straits! She is pretty out of it right now and Theron picks her up by the hair, he goes TO WRAP THE BARBED WIRED AROUND HER NECK! SHE THOUGH IS FIGHTING IT! SHE HAS HER HANDS FIRMLY ON THE WIRE AND LOOK AT THE BLOOD FROM THE SPOKES IMBEDDING IN HER HANDS AS SHE TRIES TO HOLD IT OFF, THERON THOUGH IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO GET IT AROUND HER NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON THERON! GET IT AROUND HER NECK AND MAKE HER PAY FOR IT! WE NEED A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, DAMN IT! COME ON! HE ALMOST HAS IT, BUT THAT BITCH IS HOLDING ON THE WIRE, SHE IS TOTALLY BLEEDING FROM HER HANDS AND…..
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES THERON AND KASSIDY OUT! ADAM LUCAS SOMEHOW WAS ABLE TO RECOVER AND HE RAN ACROSS THE RING AND WITH A SENTON TOOK BOTH OF THEM OUT THOUGH HE LANDED ON THE BARBED WIRE AND CUT HIS BACK UP A LITTLE! THIS HAS CHJANGED THE COMPLEXION OF THE MATCH AND ADAM IS KICKING THERON! HE IS KICKING KASSIDY! HE…. AND CHARLIE MARR NOW WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON ADAM CRUSHING HIM INTO THE STEEL WALL!
Eve: Charlie picks up Kassidy, he goes to throw her into the empty pod but Kassidy reverses, Charlie stops at the plexiglass though pointing to thew side of his head, Charlie turns around…..
CRASH!!!!
Eve: KASSIDY HEART WITH A SPEAR AND SHE GOES THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS ALONG WITH CHARLIE MARR! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST BROKE THE CHAMBER GLASS AND ARE COVERED IN IT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Eve: Charlie Marr has been taking a beating and now he has been taken out by Kassidy Heart but at what cost!? There are still two chambers that need to open and one of them will be doing that shortly! Kassidy is bleeding from her hands and forehead! Charlie is just broken in half! Adam Lucas though I s back up and he goes to grab Theron, NO! Theron all over Lucas! HE STOPPED HIM FROM GETTING HIS REVENGE AND THERON IS INCENSED WITH PAYING KASSIDY HEART BACK AT EVERY COST AND JUNCTURE!
Gavin Kirkland: This is exactly what Kassidy needs! And it sucks! The bros are all turning on each other and Theron is wailing on Adam, picking him up and slamming Adam on the steel floor! We are not that far off from the next entrant, and it will be either Impact or TLA! Theron looks around and he finds the barbed wire, his fist his heavily taped, wrapping it around his fist and now as Adam gets up, THERON IS GOING TO TOWN ON ADAM’S FLESH! A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! ANOTHER! WAIT…. HE IS GOING FOR ADAM’S NECK! THE INJURY HE SUFFERED AT REASONABLE DOUBT! THERON NIKOLAS IS A MAN OBSESSED AND WE ARE SEEING IT HERE WHEN ADAM STOPPED HIM FROM GETTING HIS REVENGE ON Kassidy Heart!
Deadprez: HE IS MIKE TYSON OUT THERE! FIST AFTER FIST AND ADAM IS JUST A BLOODY MESS RIGHT NOW! FALLING TO ONE KNEE AND THERON THOUGH ISN’T STOPPING, LIFTNG UP THE FIST AND ONE MORE RIGHT ON THE NECK OF ADAM AS HE STARTS TO BLEED, FALLING TO THE STEEL WHILE THERON THEN TURNS HIS EYES ON KASSIDY WHO IS UNDER THE PLEXIGLASS TRYING TO SLOWLY MOVE WITH CHARLIE AND…. UH OH GUYS…. THE TIMER! ANOTHER CHAMBER IS ABOUT TO OPEN!
Crowd:
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly the arena goes dark, the lights start to shine on each of the pods, the two Elitists left are ready to get into the ring and it finally stops on one….)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The chamber pod slowly opens and here comes……)
Eve: TLA!!!!! TLA!!!!! HE HAS ENTERED THE CHAMBER AND HE HAS THOSE MEXICAN FLAG BOLT CUTTERS AND WE DON’T KNOW WHY BUT HE POINTS AT THE CROWD WHO IS CHEERING HIM ON! TLA RUNS ACROSS THE RING JUST AS THERON TURNS FLYING BODYPRESS OVER THE ROPES WITH BOLT CUTTERS IN HAND LANDING ON THERON NIKOLAS AND WHAT A WAY TO ENTER THE MATCH! TLA RAINIGN DOWN FISTS ON THERON NIKOLAS! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
Crowd: TLA!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: TLA ALL OVER NIKOLAS AND NOW HE GRABS THE GOD EMPORER, THROWING HIM OVBER THE TOP ROPE AND HE LANDS IN THE RING! TLA IS ALL OVER THE PLACE, HE TAKES ADAM LUCAS AND WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL POST, HE FLIES OVER INTO THE OPPOSITE CHAMBER! BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER IT! NOW HE FOCUSES ON KASSIDY WHO IS SLOWLY GETTING UP, CHARLIE MARR IS STIRRING AND TLA WITH THOSE BOLT CUTTERS! KASSIDY GETS UP, SHE TURNS AND BOLT CUTTERS TO THE ABDOMEN! SHE BUCKLES OVER AND HE SLAMS THE BOLT CUTTERS ON HER BACK! KASSIDY BELLOWS IN PAIN, DROPPING TO HER KNEES BEFORE TLA TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… SHINING WIZARD WITH THE BOLT CUTTERS ON HEART!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA IS A MAN POSSESSED RIGHT NOW AND WAIT…. IT IS HIS OLD NEMESIS! CHARLIE MARR! CHARLIE IS TRYING TO RECOVER AND HE DRAGS CHARLIE OUT OF THE CHAMBER AND….. OH….. OH NO…… OH PLEASE DON’T LET ME WATCH! FINGERNAILS WAS BAD ENOUGH!
Eve: WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE A CASTRATION!!!!!
(TLA places the bolt cutters on the crouch of Charlie Marr who is looking down wide-eyed screaming. TLA has it latched in…)
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS ABOUT TO MAKE CHARLIE INTO CHARLOTTE! I CAN’T WATCH THIS ANYMORE!
Deadprez: Dawg! Come on! Not like this TLA! NOT LIKE……
SNIP!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn:
Eve: :damn:
Deadprez: :damn:
Charlie Marr: (off Mic) :ciampa:
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART WITH A LOW BLOW ON TLA BEFORE HE COULD CHOPPY CHOPPY CHARLIE’S WEE-WEE! TLA DROPS THE BOLT CUTTERS AND FALLS FORWARD! CHARLIE LOOKS RELEIVED UNTIL KASSIDY HEART JUST SLAMMED THE BOLT CUTTERS RIGHT INTO CHARLIE’S CROUCH! CHARLIE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN BUT KASSIDY TURNS HER ATTENTION ON TLA!
(Kassidy looks around frantically, finding the claw hammer, flipping to the side of the claw, stalking TLA as he gets back to his feet, she waits and drops it down on his back….)
Eve: NO! THERON FROM INSIDE THE RING JUST GRABBED THE HAMMER FROM HER! HE JUST GRABBED IT AND SHE TURNS; THERON FLIPS HER OVER INTO THE RING! KASSIDY LANDS HARD AND SHE GETS RIGHT BACK UP, THERON SLAMS THE HAMMER ON HER FOREHEAD! KASSIDY STUMBLES, THE BLOOD POURING OUT OF HER HEAD AND THERON DROPS IT, HE NOW UNWINDS THE BARBED WIRE FROM HIS FIST AND HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE MOUTH AND FACE OF KASSIDY HEART, OH MY GOSH!!!!!!
(Kassidy screams as the barbed wire tears the flesh from the side of her mouth Theron howls as she starts to drop to one knee, trying to find anything to stop it! TLA is still recovering! Charlie Marr is still down! Adam Lucas is back on his feet; he sees what is happening and grabs his Louisville Slugger….)
Gavin Kirkland: NO ADAM! LEAVE THERON ALONE!
Eve: ADAM LUCAS MAY DESPISE KASSIDY HEART BUT EVEN HE DOESN’T WANT TO SEE SEOMTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENING TO ANYONE! HE RESPECTS THE BUSINESS TOO MUCH AND…..
WHACK!!!!!
Eve: ADAM LUCAS JUST HIT A HOMERUN ON THE BACK OF THERON’S KNEE! HE LET’S GO OF THE HOLD AND WE ARE AT ABOUT SIXTY SECONDS AND WE GETT HE FINAL PARTICIPANT IN AS IMPACT IS READY! IMPACT IS GETTING SIKED UP FOR THIS! IMPACT HAS BEEN WATCHING THIS CARNAGE FOR FAR TOO LONG AND WANTS TO BE A PART OF IT!
(Theron buckles over releasing the barbed wire around the mouth of Heart who drops to the mats. Shaking, she grips at her mouth, the blood coming out…..)
Deadprez: ADAM NOW WALLOPS KASSIDY IN THE BACK WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! HE THEN TURNS AND WALLOPS THERON ON THE KNEE AGAIN! HE TURNS AND HITS KASSIDY IN THE BACK AND THEN BACK TO THE KNEE! ADAM LUCAS RAISES THE BAT IN THE AIR!
Crowd: NEXT LEVEL!!!!!! NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Adam then points at the Chamber with Impact in it, telling him to come on! TLA though is already up, with bolt cutters in hand he starts signaling for something…..)
Deadprez: What is TLA doing!? WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING!? WAIT…… what is this!?
(Suddenly in the entrance way four Poons suddenly drag out a huge metal box, the fans all turn to the entranceway as Adam looks over as well. TLA walks over to the chamber’s main entrance door as he grabs the bolt cutters….)
Eve: WAIT! THE TIMER!
Crowd:
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly the arena goes dark, the lights start to shine on the very last pod with Impact in it.)
(BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The chamber pod slowly opens and here comes……)
Eve: THE FINAL ENTRANT IS IN THE CHAMBER! IMPACT IS IN AND WAIT…..
Deadprez: TLA IS WILDIN’ TONIGHT!
(TLA goes to the chain holding the lock and TLA raises the bolt cutters, Kassidy is now on all fours watching as is Theron. Charlie is up too…..)
TLA: (Off mic) YOU VATOS THOUGHT THIS WAS MY WEAPON!? NAH CARNAL….. THIS IS MY WEAPON!
(The poons open up the metal box…..)
Gavin Kirkland: IT IS AN ARMORED-UP STEROID DAWG! THE BEAST WHO LOVES TO FEAST!
(Steroid Dawg slowly walks out wearing armor all the way to covering his face. The competitors all look in shock as TLA kicks the Chamber door open! Impact quickly closes his pod door and stays inside.)
Eve: IMPACT ISN’T COMING OUT! HE DECIDED TO STAY IN THE CHAMBER AND HERE COMES STEROID DAWG!
Steroid Dawg: (off Mic) WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(Translation: ORALE!)
Eve: STEROID DAWG IS BARRELING DOWN THE RAMP AND HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO THE RING! ADAM LUCAS SWINGS AT STEROID DAWG BUT HE BARRELS HIM OVER LIKE A CHARGING BULL! THERON GRABS THE BARBED WIRE AND TRIES TO JUMP ON STEROOID DAWG BUT THE BEAST THROWS HIM OFF AS HE HITS THE ROPES AND OVER TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR! STEROID DAWG…..
PLOP!
(Everyone stops and turns as the one lone mannequin head of Kassidy Heart bounces off Steroid Dawg’s armor, who then slowly turns at Charlie Marr who is standing there wondering why in the hell did he just do that.)
Eve: Uhh… Charlie….
Deadprez: RUUUUUNNNNNN!
Steroid Dawg: (off Mic) WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(Translation: Dumbass.)
Gavin Kirkland: STEROID DAWG JUST JUMPED ON CHARLIE MARR AND HE IS MAULING HIM! WHERE… WHERE IS KASSIDY!?
(Kassidy was able to climb up to the one of the empty chambers. TLA notices that Impact is refusing to come out of his chamber, so he goes over and starts grabbing the plexiglass door, trying to force it open and get Impact into the fray….)
Deadprez: HERE COME OFFICIALS FROM THE EAW! HERE ARE SOME SECURITY AND REFEREES AS WELL! THEY ARE HERE TO GET STEROID DAWG OUT OF THE CAGE BUTR HE IS DOING HIS DAMAGE ON MARR AND WAIT! ADAM LUCAS JUMPS ON THE BACK OF STEROID DAWG! THIS GUY WILL EVEN SAVE HIS ENEMIES FROM A DOG MAULING!
Eve: Uhhh…. Bethany is such a lucky girl.
Gavin Kirkland: OR ABOUT TO BE SINGLE IN A FEW SECONDS! STEROID DAWG IS TRYING TO BUCK OFF ADAM LUCAS! ADAM IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AND HE FALLS! ADAM GETS TRAMPLED BY STEROID DAWG UNTIL….. KASSIDY HEART! KJASSIDY JUMPS FROM THE CHAMBER POD WITH THE HAMMER AND SLAMS IT INTO THE……
(The hammer bounces off like a rubber ball. Kassidy just stands there as Steroid Dawg slowly turns to her as they are face to face, growling….)
Steroid Dawg: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(Translation: Really bitch?)
Eve: KASSIDY TURNS AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AS STEROID DAWG CHARGES! WAIT THEY ARE ALL IN THERE AND HERE COMES ANIMAL CONTROL! THERE ARE ABOUT SIX OF THEM RUNNING DOWN WITH LEASHES TRYING TO GET STEROID DAWG OUT BUT NO! TLA STARTS DROPKICKING THEM! TLA IS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT AND HERE COMES HURRICANE HAWK WITH A MIC IN HAND!
(Hurricane Hawk quickly runs down to the ring with a mic…)
Hurricane Hawk: TLA! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! GET STEROID DAWG OU OF THERE RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE ELIMINATED FROM THE CHAMBER! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I WILL ELIMINATE YOU FROM THE CHAMBER RIGHT NOW IF THAT BEAST IS NOT OUT OF THERE!
(The crowd obviously is not happy with this situation; they start to boo Hurricane hawk and chant….)
Crowd: ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
Hurricane Hawk: I MEAN IT! HE GETS OUT RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE ELIMINATED!
(TLA looks at the crowd who chant “NO” repeatedly, but he takes a deep breath and nods, looking at Steroid Dawg whispering something, in which Steroid Dawg walks out of the chamber and into the waiting hands of four gorgeous poons, turning back to see TLA….)
Steroid Dawg: (Off Mic) WOOF!
(Translation: Dirty ass gringos always ruining all the fun of some Latinos.)
Hurricane Hawk: NOW LOCK THE DAMN DOORS AND LET’S GET THIS SHOWDOWN CHAMBER GOING! RIGHT NOW!)
(The crowd cheers as Steroid Dawg, officials, Poons and animal control along with Hurricane Hawk all go to the back, TLA standing there and turns….)
Deadprez: THE HAIL MARY BY IMPACT! THROUGHOUT THE COMMOTION HE SNUCK OUT OF HIS CHAMBER AND LAID TLA OUT! HE GOES FOR THE COVER AND THE FIRST ELIMINATION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…………
Deadprez: TLA KICKS OUT! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE IN THE RING! ADAM LUCAS AND THERON NIKOLAS ARE DOWN, CHARLIE WAS MAULED AND IS SLOWLY MOVING, KASSIDY HEART IS BLEEDING BAD BUT SHE WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE ANY SERIOUS INJURY FROM STEROID DAWG BUT IMPACT IS FRESH AS A DAISY AND HE IS ALL OVER TLA RIGHT NOW! PICKING HIM UP, WHIPPING TLA INTO THE ROPES, IMPACT WITH A HURRICARANA! THE TURNING TIDES! ADAM LUCAS IS UP AND IMPACT CHARGES IN WITH A STIFF ELBOW!
Eve: He is the freshest one in there and can have the pick of the litter! He is like a vulture right going after his prey! He is picking them off one by one and now he has Theron, picking him up too, slamming him into the mat, running against the ropes, FLIGHT SIGHTS! IMPACT IS JUST PICKING THEM APART NOW! POOR CHARLIE MARR, HE IS DOWN AND NOW HE GRABS HIM TOO WHILE ON THE STEEL CHAMBER FLOOR, PICKING UP MARR AND HOISTING HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX ON THE HARD STEEL. Impact is laughing , loving his work and now he sees Kassidy Heart!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! Take her out now! Finish her Imp! Get rid of her and then we can finally have a NEW World Champion! Her reign of terror is over. Impact is to Kassidy Heart now and she spring up, forearm after forearm and Impact is taking it all! He is backed up the ropes and Kassidy clothesline him…. NO! IMPACT WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE AND HOISTING HER UP, THE ABSOLUTION! KASSIDY IS DOWN AND NOW HE POSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, BODIES LAYING ALL AROUND IMPACT AND HE DOESN’T CARE ONE BIT!
(Impact continues to pose until he finally goes and grabs his weapon of choice, that being the black back which has some things in it. Reaching in he takes out…..)
Deadprez: IT’S A RAZOR GLOVE! HE IS SLIPPING THAT ON RIGHT NOW! HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE BAG AT OTHER GOODIES AS THE CROWD ROARS! BUT WAIT! IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND TLA IS STANDING THERE ALREADY UP! HE HAS THOSE BOLT CUTTERS IN HAND AS IMPACT IS SMILING AND HE CHARGES TLA!
Eve: TLA BLOCKS THE RAZOR GLOVE WITH THE BOLT CUTTERS! HE KICKS IMPACT OFF AS HE STUMBLES BACK AND TLA SWINGS THE BOLT CUTTERS! IMPACT DUCKS AND SLICES TLA’S CHEST WITH THE RAZOR GLOVE! TLA FALLS BACK SOME! STUNNED THAT HE WAS SLICED!
(TLA runs the fingers across the slice, then looks up at Impact smiling and then TLA smiles, Impact though tilts his head when he then turns around and sees Charlie Marr holding the head, Adam Lucas holding his bat, Theron Nikolas with his barbed wire wrapped around his fist and finally Kassidy Heart with the claw hammer in hand, they all start to circle him….)
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT IS ABOUT TO DIE! HE IS ABOUT TO BE BEATEN LIKE A CRIMINAL! THEY REALIZED THAT HE HASN’T EVEN BEEN TOUCHED IN THIS MATCH THEY HAVE HIM SURROUNDED AND……
Eve: THE OTHER FIVE COMPETITORS ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF IMPACT! ALL FIVE ARE WALLOPING IMPACT WITH THEIR WEAPONS! KASSIDY IS BLASTING HIM WITH THE HAMMER! ADAM IS SWINGING AWAY WITH THE BAT! TLA IS TRYING TO CUT IMPACT’S HAIR WITH THE BOLT CUTTERS! THERON IS BREAKING HIM OPEN ON THE HEAD GRINDING THE BARBED WIRE ON IMPACT’S FACE AND CHARLIE MARR…. THEY ALL CLEAR OUT AND FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING HE THROWS THE MANNEQUIN HEAD OF KASSIDY AND IT BOUNCES OFF IMPACT’S HEAD AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: IMPACT IS NOW ON THE SAME LEVEL AS EVERYONE ELSE! BLEEDING, HURT AND BEAT UP! THIS CHAMBER HAS ALREADY TAKEN SO MUCH TOLL ON THESE ATHLETES AND WER ARE JUST NOW WITH ALL SIX WRESTLERS IN BUT THAT DIDN’T LAST LONG! THERON GOES AFTER KASSIDY BUT SHE HITS HIM WITH THE HAMMER ON THE SHOULDER!
Eve: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART JUST DRILLED THE CLAW OF THE HAMMER INTO THERON AND IT IS STUCK IN HIM! THERON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND KASSIDY…. NORVINA LIGHTS ON THERON AND SHE DRILLED THE HAMMER MORE INTO HIS SHOULDER WHEN HE LANDED ON THE MAT! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!
(TLA is driving the bolt cutters into the cut open wound of Impact, Charlie Marr and Adam Lucas are once again going toe to toe when Charlie Marr kicks Adam between the legs, he crunches over and Charlie sets the head down, hooking Adam….)
Eve: CHARLIE MARR IS LOOKING TO END THIS NOW! HOISTING UP ADAM AND….. THE QUEEN IS DEAD ON THE HEAD! ADAM LUCAS IS DONE AND CHARLIE MARR COVERS HIM! WE HAVE THE FIRST ELIMINATION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: HOW THE HELL DID ADAM LUCAS KICK OUT! CHARLIE MARR IS SHOCKED! LOOK AT HIM! THE CROWD THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER TOO! ADAM LUCAS AND CHARLIE MARR STARTED THIS THING FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AND LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE NOW! I bet Bethany comes running out here pretty soon and I won’t be complaining.
Eve: Ugh… you are such a pig. ADAM LUCAS THOUGH IS STILL IN THIS AND LOOK AT KASSIDY, SHE HAS MOUNTED THERON AND IS GRINDING THAT HAMMER! LOOK AT HER FACE! SHE IS ENJOYING EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS AND….. SHE IS BITING THERON ON THE FACE! KASSIDY HEART IS GOING TO EAT THERON ON FREE PER VIEW!
(Theron screams as Kassidy bites his face, suddenly she sits up and spits a chunk of flesh out and starts to wipe her mouth, with a sneer and sadistic look on her face.)
Deadprez: SHE HAS LOST IT! TRYING TO MANGLE THERON! TRYING TO RIP HIM APART WITH HER DAMN TEETH! WAIT WHAT IS CHARLIE MARR DOING! HE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER! TLA IS DRIVING THOSE BOLT CUTTERS INTO THE NECK OF IMPACT AND KASSIDY IS NOW PREYING ON THERON NIKOLAS! CHARLIE HAS CLIMBED TO THE VERY TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD; HE HAS THE HEAD LUCAS IS STILL LAID OUT AND CHARLIE DIVES HEAD AND HEAD FIRST!
Eve: NO!!!!!!!!!!! ADAM GETS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND CHARLIE LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE MANNEQUIN HEAD! HE MAY HAVE KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT BUT CHARLIE IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, HE TURNS AND….. WAIT… HER COMES VEENA ADAMS!
(Veena Adams rushes to the Chamber and she tries to get into the door, the referees already used a different chain and lock to keep everyone out after TLA cut it with the Bolt Cutters. Adam sees her, he then turns and sees Charlie Marr slowly getting to his feet, gripping the bat and….)
WHACK!!!!!!!
Eve: LOUSIVILLE SLUGGER TO THE JAW OF CHARLIE MARR AND HER CRUMBLES INTO THE ICONIC! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE BY ADAM LUCAS TAUGHT TO HIM BY THE LATE GREAT ORLANDO CRUZE HIS MENTOR! HE HAS CHARLIE LOCKED IN BUT I THINK HE IS OUT!
(Veena throws the referees aside as she tries to get in but the referee checks Charlie Marr……)
Referee: (off mic) HE IS OUT!!!! HE IS OUT!!!!!!
Gina Romano: CHARLIE MARR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
(Adam lets go and falls backwards trying to regain his composure. The door opens and Veena rushes in trying to check on Charlie as the officials help to roll him out of harms way. She glares daggers right at Adam Lucas who waves goodbye.)
Deadprez: WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINTATION OF THE NIGHT AT THE 30 MINUTE MARK! CHARLIE MARR STARTED THIS AND HE CAME TO FIGHT HERE TONIGHT BUT CRASHED AND BURNED WITH THAT MOVE OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND NOW WE HAVE FIVE COMPETITORS LEFT! FIVE AND VEENA IS HELPING CHARLIE TO THE BACK! THE CHAMBER IS NOW CLOSED AND TLA HAS IMPACT BACK UP, RIPPING THE RAZOR GLOVE FROM HIS HAND AND WAIT….
Eve: WAIT HE IS STRAPPING THE GLOVE ON HIS BOOT! WHAT IS TLA THINKING HERE! IMPACT IS UP AND STEP UP ENZINGUIRI WITH THE RAZOR WIRE GLOVE! HE SLICED IMPACT’S FACE! HE TURNS AND KASSIDY SEES IT TOO LATE, STEP-UP ENZINGUIRI ON KASSIDY SLICING HER FOPREHEAD AND SHE FALLS! RUNNING AT ADAM NOW, STEP UP ENZINGUIRI… NO! ADAM LUCAS DUCKS AND TLA LANDS FACE FIRST, HE IS BACK UP AND ADAM HOPS THE ROPE…..
Gavin Kirkland: BUCKSHOT LARIAT WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! ADAM TAKES TLA’S HEAD OFF! HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: LA PANTERA SEXUAL KICKS OUT!!!! ADAM LUCAS CAN’T BELIEVE IT AND LOOK AT IMPACT, HE IS CRAWLING AWAY, GOING INTO HIS BAG, WHAT IS HE REACHING FOR! HE IS TAKING OUT…. WAIT… WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Deadprez: THAT IS A BULLETPROOF VEST WITH SPIKES ON THEM! ADAM LUCAS IS BACK UP AND…..
THUD!!!!!!
Eve: THE MANNEQUIN CHARLIE BROUGHT IN OF KASSIDY JUST BOUNCED OFF ADAM LUCAS HEAD, NOW HE STUMBLES FORWARD, KASSIDY HEART GRABBED HER OWN HEAD AND THREW IT AT HIM AND NOW ADAM TURNS RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF IMPACT WITH THAT BULLETPROOF VEST ON WITH SPIKES AND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON LUCAS! HE SCREAMS IN PAIN, THOSE SHARP SPIKES EMBEDDED IN HIM! ADAM ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND IMPACT TURNS INTO ANOTHER SPEAR BY KASSIDY HEART! SHE IS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND SEES THERON BACK UP, TAKING THE HAMMER OUT OF HIS SHOUDLER!
Theron Nikolas: (Off Mic) You and I are just getting started. NOBODY is going to take the title home out here tonight except for ME! Nobody! Let’s finish this!
(All Kassidy can do is smile before letting out a primal scream as both competitors circle the ring, both bleeding, battered but not broken. The crowd is on their feet as Theron and Kassidy stand in the middle of the ring, the rest are lying around these two are the ones standing…..)
Eve: :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:
Deadprez: :lupe:
Crowd: EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: AND HERE IS THAT STANDOFF! HERE IS WHERE IT WILL MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD, THERON WANTS HIS REVENGE AND KASSIDY IS NOT ABOUT TO GIVE IT AND HERE THEY GO!
(The crowd explodes in cheers as Kassidy and Theron starts to throw fists at each other….)
Deadprez: HE IS LAYING THAT BARBED WIRE INTO HER FLESH! KASSIDY WITH EVERY SINGLE PUNCH SHE IS LASHED AND GASHED! KASSIDY IS YELLING AT HIM!
Kassidy Heart: (Off mic) IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE!?
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS CHARGES AT KASSIDY BUT SHE SUPERKICKS HIM! THERON LOSES HIS BALANCE AND KASSIDY STORMS OUT WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLIN…. NO! THERON WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH WITH THE WRAPPED BARBED WIRED FIST AND KASSIDY IS DOWN! THERON IS UNWINDING THE BARBED WIRE! HERE WE GO! HE IS GOING TO TIE IT AROUND KASSIDY LIKE SHE DID HIM AND LOOK AT KASSIDY, SHE IS BARELY ABLE TO CRAWL, BUT THERE IS IMPACT’S BAG! KASSIDY IS REACHING FOR IT AND HERE COMES THERON!
(Kassidy tries to grab the bag but Theron grabs her ankle…..)
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS GOING FOR THE HORCRUX WITH THE BARBED WIRE AND IF HE GETS THIS LOCKED IN WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW CHAMPION! WE ARE….. ADAM LUCAS FROM BEHIND, HE GRABS THERON, AND RED MIST! ADAM IS BLINDED BY THE RED MIST! HE…..
Eve: EVISCERATION! IMPACT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIT THE EVISCERATION ON A BLIND ADAM LUCAS WITH THE SPIKED BULLET PROOD VEST! ADAM IS DOWN AND WE COULD HAVE OUR NEXT ELIMINATION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn it!
(Adam Lucas rolls out of the ring as the referees are there but he is bleeding massively and blinded, some medical personnel come to help him. )
Deadprez: Adam Lucas was one of the first to start this match and this young man opened up a lot of eyes, he was definitely a victim of the draw but there is no doubt that Adam will be a World Champion! Impact with the elimination and Theron Nikolas is completely obsessed with Kassidy Heart! He is still trying to lock in the HORCRUX!
(As Adam is helped to the back, the chamber closes up again and Impact now grabs TLA and grabs his legs, trying to turn him over for the Walls of Impact!)
Eve: We have two things going on right now and the final four! THIS HAS BEEN AN INCREDIBLE MATCH BUT A BRUTAL ONE THAT HAS SET THE PACE HERE TONIGHT! WE ARE LOOKING AT FOUR WRESTLERS WHERE ONE OF THEM, WILL WALK OUT AS THE WORLD CHAMPION! ONE OF THEM WILL BE THE KING OR QUEEN OF SHOWDOWN! TLA IS ALMOST TURNED INTO THE WALLS OF IMAPCT AND THERON NIKOLAS IS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE HORCRUX! KASSIDY IS GRABBING THAT BAG; SHE IS REACHING INTO SOMETHING BUT THERON HAS LOCKED IN THE BARBED WIRE!!!!! HE LOCKED THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HER ANKLE AND LEG!
(Kassidy screams as the barbed wire drills into her leg! She grunts biting down on her arm trying to fight the pain. Kassidy reaches into the bag and grabs a handful of something, turning…..)
Gavin Kirkland: THAT BITCH JUST THREW SALT INTO THE EYES OF THERON NIKOLAS! IMPACT HAD SALT IN THE BAG AND SHE JUST BLINDED THERON! HE LETS GO OF THE HORCRUX! TLA THOUGH IS FIGHTING WITH IMPACT AND HE FLIPS IMPACT OVER! IMPACT BUMPS INTO THERON AND PUSHES HIM FORWARD AS HE STUMBLES! THIS GIVES KASSIDY TIME TO RECOVER AND LOOK AT HER, SHE IS REACHING INTO HER BOOT, WHAT DOES SHE HAVE!
Eve: Is that….. PIANO WIRE! KASSIDY HEART HAS PIANO WIRE AND SHE WRAPS IT AROUND THERON NIKOLAS THROAT! SHE WRAPS IT AROUND HIS THROAT AND FALLS BACK! KASSIDY REACHES OVER AND GRABS THE HAMMER, PLACING IT IN THE RINGS AND TWISTING IT TIGHT! SHE IS GOING TO KILL THERON NIKOLAS! SHE HAS NO REMORSE AND LOOK AT HER EMPTY AND SOULLES EYES! IT IS LIKE SHE IS STARING OUT INTO A VOID! SHE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT HERE! KASSIDY IS BLEEDING ALL OVER AND SHE IS STILL CHOKING THERON OUT! BLOOD IS STARTING TO COME OUT OF HIS NECK! MY GOSH REFEREE STOP THIS DAMN IT! SHE IS GOING TO KILL HIM!
(Kassidy continues to choke him while TLA sees what is happening and climbs to the top of the chamber pod, then he looks up to the top of the chamber as the crowd cheers! )
Deadprez: WHAT IS TLA DOING!? HE JUST HOPPED ON THE BARS OF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER CEILING AND HE STARTS SWINGING, KASSIDY IS PAYING NO ATTENTION, SHE HAS THERON CHOKING AND ALMOST OUT AND TLA IS SWINGING TRYING TO GET SOME MOMENTUM AND……
Gavin Kirkland: 420 SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE ON THERON AND KASSIDY HEART! 420 SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER ON KASSIDY AND THERON!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(TLA holding his midsection rolls away holding his abdomen. Kassidy lets go crushed under the weight of both men as Theron falls to the side trying to get his air back. TLA has enough presence to press on Kassidy for the pin….)
Deadprez: THE CHAMPION COULD BE ELIMINATED RIGHT HERE!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: KASSIDY HEART GETS A SHOULDER UP! BARELY UP BUT STOPS THE COUNT AND TLA IS LOOKING SHOCKED! HE SLOWLY GETS UP AND PICKS UP KASSIDY, HERE COMES THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! TLA GETS THE……
Deadprez: NO!!!!! THERON NIKOLAS CLOTHESLINES TLA WITH THE PIANO WIRE!!!! TLA GOES DOWN AND HIS THROAT IS NOW CUT TOO! THERON NOW TURNS BACK TO KASSIDY AND NOW HE GRABS THE BARBED WIRE STILL WRAPPED AROUND HER LEG AND TRIPS HER BACK UP, KASSIDY STARTS TO FIGHT HIM OFF! SHE IS KICKING HIM BUT THERON IS SO OBSESSED WITH MAKING KASSIDY TAP OUT HE IS ONLY FOCUSED ON THAT AND ONLY THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON IS GOING FOR THE HORCRUX AGAIN AND …. IMPACT WITH THE FIST OF FURY! HE JUST WALLOPED THERON AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET KASSIDY IN THE HORCRUX! IMPACT DROPS ON THERON FOR THE COVER AND WE MAY HAVE OUR THIRD ELIMINATION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: THERON NIKOLAS WITH THE SHOULDER UP! HOW!? HOW IS THIS MAN STILL IN THE MATCH!? THERON KICKED OUT IMPACT IS SHOCKED, PICKING UP THERON, KASSIDY IS CRAWLING AWAY TO REGROUP, THE BARBWIRE STILL WRAPPED ON HER LEG! THE BLOOD POURING DOWN! IMPACT HAS THERON DOWN AND NO! THERON WRAOS THE PIANO WIRE AROUND THE NECK OF IMPACT AND BRINGS HIM INTO GOD’S REQUIEM!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE DOESM’T GO FOR THE COVER! HE INSTEAD GOES RIGHT BACK AT KASSIDY HEART AND FLYING REVERSE KICK BY KASSIDY AND THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND HER LEG SLAMS THE FACE OF THERON NIKOLAS! HE STUMBLES IN PAIN RIGHT INTO ……. THE MEXICAN DESTROYER BY TLA! TLA OUT OF NOWHERE AND THERON LANDS HARD ON HIS HEAD! TLA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!?!?!?!
Gina Romano: THERON NIKOLAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL!? HE WAS A FAVORITE TO WIN AND HIS OBSESSION WITH BEATING KASSIDY HEART COST HIM! IT COST HIM AND NOW HE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Theron lays there bloody for a moment, he can’t believe what has happened, slowly being rolled out of the ring but he stops. Sitting up wide-eyed just realizing what has happened.)
Theron Nikolas: (Off Mic) NO! NO! NO! I AM NOT ELIMINATED! NO!
(The referee’s trying to get him out of the chamber but Theron slowly gets back up reaching over to the Louisville Slugger that was Adam’s, TLA is up at his feet, and he grabs Kassidy Heart as she tries to get up….)
Deadprez: THERON WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
SMACK!!!!!!!
Eve: THERON NIKOLAS JUST CRACKED THE SKULL OF TLA WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! TLA FALLS RIGHT ON TO HIS FOURS AND KASSIDY DROPS SOME OF THE BARBED WIRE ON TRHE BOTTOM OF HER BOOT, SHE RUNS AT TLA…. PAINFULL EVER AFTER! THE CURBSTOMP WITH THE BARBED WIRE! TLA WAS MUGGED AND HE ROLLS OVER! NOT LIKE THIS! KASSIDY WITH THE COVER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO PLEASE NO! PLEASE!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gina Romano: TLA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
(Theron Nikolas and Kassidy continue to stare at one another as the referees pull him out of the cage. They help TLA as the crowd boos tremendously at both eliminations, but Theron doesn’t go easy.)
Deadprez: they are trying to get him out of the cage right now, but he also cost TLA after being eliminated by who many thought would be the favorite here! And now we are down to our last two, Kassidy Heart and Impact!
(The crowd cheers for TLA who starts to make his way toward the back, being helped by the medical staff but Theron refuses, taking the bolt cutters and walking out of the cage. The close and lock the Chamber and realize that Theron has the bolt cutters. )
Eve: Theron has the bolt cutters! He is refusing to leave the area! Kassidy is slowly getting back up as is Impact and look at the stare down! The FINAL TWO AND ONE OF THESE WILL BE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND THEY WILL LEAVE TONIGHT WITH IMMORTALITY! THAT KILLS THERON BECAUSE HE WANTED THIS! HE WAS ONE OF THE FAVORITES BUT EVERYONE SLEEPS ON TLA AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GUY THAT WALKED OUT AS CHAMPION TONIGHT! BUT WILL IT BE IMPACT! WILL THE LEGENDARY REIGN OF KASSIDY HEART CONTINUE!? WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!
Crowd: LET’S GO IMPACT!!!!!!
Crowd: KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!
Crowd: LET’S GO IMPACT!!!!!!!
Crowd: KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!
(Barely able to walk, her leg, her face, her body bleeding, beaten and bruised she limps in the ring as Impact also a bloody mess circles the ring too, they both glare at one another knowing this is it, the homestretch.)
Deadprez: AND HERE WE GO! IMPACT AND KASSIDY WITH THEIR WEAPONS, KASSIDY HAS THE HAMMER AND IMPACT WITH THE VEST, HE GRABS HIS BAG AND TAKES OUT ONE MORE THING…. IT’S A CATTLE PROD! KASSIDY KNOWS ALL ABOUT THAT! LOOK AT HER FACE! SHE IS DROOLING BLOOD AND SWEAT!
(Kassidy screams and charges Impact, he tries to cattle prod her, but she performs a high bicycle knee with the barbed wire….)
Eve: IMPACT IS DOWN! KASSIDY HEART WITH THE BICYCLE KICK AND SHE GRANB THE CATTLE PROD! SHE GOES TO STICK IT ON IMPACT BUT IT HAS NO AFFECT! HE HAS A BULLET PROOF VEST ON! IMPACT KIPS UP AND THAT PROBABLY DISLOCATED TWO DISCS IN HIS BACK BUT HE GRABS KASSIDY AND BEAR HUGS HER! PRESSING THE CHAMPION AGAINST THE SPIKES AND KASSIDY IS SCREAMING AS THOSE STEEL SPIKES ARE DRIVEN INTO THE CHEST!
Gavin Kirkland: SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY GOING TO POP AGAINST HER CHEST AND SHE IS GOING TO FLOAT ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A BALLOON LOSING AIR!
Deadprez: IMPACT LET’S GO AND BACKS UP; HE CHARGES IN AND FIST OF FURY! NO! KASSIDY DUCKS AND IMPACT TURNS INTO THE DEDEDE DDT! IMPACT IS DOWN AND KASSIDY LIMPING LOOKS AT THE HAMMER AND WAITS AS SHE WRAPS THE FIGURE FOUR ON IMP[ACT WITH THE BARBED WIRE AND NOW SHE IS SLAMMING THE HAMMER ON HIS KNEE! SHE3 IS SLAMMING THAT RIGHT ON HIS KNEE AND IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN!
(Outside the ring, Theron Nikolas looks on, he tries to get back to the door but now officials and security are there to stop him. Theron wants to get in but he then looks up at the chamber and starts to climb it from the side….)
Eve: WHAT THE HELL IS THERON NIKOLAS DOING!? WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING RIGHT NOW! HE IS CLIMBING THE CHAMBER WITH THE BOLT CUTTERS AND WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE PLANNING! HE CAN’T GET IN FROM THERE CAN HE!?
Gavin Kirkland: I DON’T KNOW BUT THERON RIGHT NOW HAS ONLY ONE FOCUS AND THAT IS HIS REVENGE ON KASSIDY HEART BUT INSIDE THE RING IMPACT IS IN TROUBLE AND KASSIDY CONTINUES TO SMASH THAT HAMMER INTO HIS KNEE AND NOW SHE TURNS IT INTO THE FIGURE EIGHT! IMPACT IS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER! HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HOLD ON ANY LONGER! NOT LIKE THIS! SHE CAN’T BE THE WORLD CHAMPION AFTER THIS!
(Theron makes it to the top of the cage, looking down at Kassidy and Theron in the middle of the ring and he is slamming it with the bolt cutters! Trying to get in and Impact though is able to turn on the figure eight, the XOXO Kass is doing the damage….)
Deadprez: HE ALMOST HAS IT OVER BUT KASSIDY IS SO UNRELENTING RIGHT NOW, SHE CAN SEE THE DAMN FINISH LINE! IT IS RIGHT THERE! IMPACT THOUGH IS SLOWLY TURNING IT OVER; HE IS DOING HIS BEST TO TRY AND GET OUT OF THIS! AND HE DOES! KASSIDY HAS TO BREAK IT BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE AND IMPACT IS HAVING PROBLEMS STANDING UP! HE IS BARELY ABLE TO GET TO HIS FEET AND KASSIDY AS WELL! SHE IS UP AND GOES TO GRAB IMPACT BUT ANB ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION! AND ANOTHER! KASSIDY HEART STUMBLING BACK…..
Eve: IMPACT WITH TURNING TIDES AGAIN BUT NO KASSIDY HOLDS HIM AND SHE POWERS HIM UP INTO A SITDOWN POWERBOMB! THE STRENGTH OF KASSIDY HEART MY GOSH! SHE HAS HIM FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: IMPACT KICKS OUT! KASSIDY CANNOT BELIEVE IT! SHE IS STUNNED! AND CAN BARELY GET BACK TO HER FEET! KASSIDY IS ABLE TO GET5 BACK UP AS IMPACT IS BARELY ABLE TO AND LOOK AT THERON! HE IS STILL TRYING TO GET5 BACK INTO THE CHAMBER AND…..
Gavin Kirkland: …. KASSIDY NOW STARES UP AT THERON AND STARTS TO SMILE TIGHTENING THE BARBED WIRE ON HER LEG!? SHE IS TIGHTENING IT!? LOOK AT HER! THAT FACE SAYS IT ALL, SO DEMENTED AS IMPACT IS BACK UP AND KASSIDY RUSHES IMPACT….. FIST OF FURY! IMPACT JUST HIT THE FIST OF FURY AND KASSIDY FALLS MOTIONLESS!
Theron Nikolas: (Off Mic) NOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Theron Nikolas suddenly starts trying to cut at the chains of the chamber with the bolt cutters! He screams no repeatedly as Impact looks up at Theron and flips him the bird.)
Impact: (Off mic) Fuck You Ass Hat!
Deadprez: IMPACT DROPS ON KASSIDY HEART FOR THE COVER AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: KASSIDY HEART GETS A SHOULDER UP! AND IMPACT DOESN’T CARE! HE LOCKS HER IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT AND TURNS HER OVER! THIS COULD BE IT! KASSIDY HEART IS FIGHTING FOR EVERYTHING THAT SHE HAS AND WAIT! LOOK AT THERON!
(Theron cuts some heavy chains and they start to fall from the top of the Chamber! The crowd starts screaming as one of those could kill one of the competitors!)
Deadprez: THERON WANTS NO ONE TO BEAT KASSIDY BUT HIMSELF AND THIS HAS DROVE THE GOD EMPEROR MAD! HE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO TOPPLE THE EVIL QUEEN AND IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER T….
CRASH!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ONE OF THOSE CHAINS LANDED ON IMPACT! IT CRUSHED IMPACT AND HE HAS FALLEN FORWARD BREAKING UP THE HOLD! LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART! SHE ROLLS OVER AND LOOKS UP AT THERON, HE IS STARING RIGHT AT HER…. COME ON NOT LIKE THIS! IMPACT IS HURT! HE COULD BE TWITCHING!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART LOCKS IN THE THANK U NEXT! THE BARBED WIRE STILL WRAPPED UNDER HER BOOT AND SHE IS KICKING IMPACT IN THE HEAD WHILE THE MOVE IS LOCKED IN BUT HE MAYBE UNCONSCIOUS! HE MAY BE MOTIONLESS AND KASSIDY IS LOOKING UP AT THERON, SHE IS LAUGHING AND KICKING IMPACT BUT HE IS NOT QUITTING HE IS NOT…….
(The referee stops the match…)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: IMPACT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! THE WINNER AND STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! KASSIDY HEART!
(Monster by Kanye West plays throughout the arena as Kassidy lets go and is handed the World Championship, embracing it and lying on her back glaring up at Theron Nikolas laughing at him while he just stares at her with cold eyes.)
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS JUST HELPED KASSIDY HEART DEFEAT IMPACT! HIS OBSESSION WITH DEFEATING HER WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR AND HE BASICALLY THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND GAVE HER AN OPENING TO RETAIN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Eve: Kassidy Heart doesn’t care, there are no rules in this match, she didn’t cheat, she didn’t ask for the help or need it! Impact had her in a very bad situation but she manages to survive like she does every single time in defending that title! She was not the favorite going into this match but she is ending 2021 As THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Gavin Kirkland: I HATE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!
(Kassidy holds the title and continues to laugh, as Theron and her continue to stare at one another. The officials and medical staff check on both but Kassidy pushes them away, getting up on her own, bleeding and hurt, walking out of the Chamber holding the Answers World Championship. Theron doesn’t take his eyes off her as she raises it up in the air with a wicked smile on her face. Impact is being tended to as he starts to stir but the officials are concerned.)
Deadprez: This was an epic chamber match where all six of these wrestlers simply put it all out on the line and in the end Kassidy Heart wins again, the question is, can anyone stop her?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know, I just need a hug right now.
Eve: Right now, no but I know that TLA, Adam Lucas, Charlie Marr, Impact and Theron Nikolas will have something to say about it. There is no doubt that things could have been different here tonight, but in the end, Theron wanted it all and didn’t get it, at what lengths will he go now. As for Kassidy Heart? She is the best and who will take her down!?
(The last shot is of a bleeding Kassidy Heart raising her championship one more time high above her head and backing up slowly sneering at the fans as the camera transitions backstage.)
(Slowly fading toward the backstage area, the camera angle opens on none other than Fight Grid’s Molly Waters, just 24 hours removed from her interview with Ronn Banks, celebrating 15 years of Elite Answers Wrestling. She holds an EAW-branded microphone in one hand. Standing in front of an EAW-logo backdrop, alongside a television displaying the Road To Redemption logo, she begins to speak up.)
Molly Waters: The second night of Road To Redemption 15 has been nothing short of impressive, and believe me when I say this, we back here have enjoyed it just as much as you, just as much as we enjoyed night one. Speaking of which, just 24 hours ago, we witnessed Andre Walker retain his Interwire Championship over Solomon Stane, in a fashion we have come to expect from the Champion. So, give a warm welcome for none other than the Champion himself!
(Upon hearing Andre Walker’s name, the crowd inside of the Lucas Oil Stadium would begin to boo and jeer, as the camera pans back to show Andre Walker stepping into shot, Albert Hitchman stood just a few meters to his right. With the EAW Interwire Championship on his shoulder, he stands next to Molly Waters.)
Molly Waters: Andre, as stated just a moment ago, yesterday you retained your Interwire Championship for the second time in your career. With the weight of the world on your shoulders, what does that feel like to you?
Andre Walker: Frankly, it’s something I expected from the moment I had won it. Even prior to winning it. I didn’t hold the New Breed Championship for a record-breaking amount of time due to luck, or chance. I didn’t second guess what was ahead of me, and contrary to *someone’s* belief, it wasn’t going to go any other way because I had to juggle two things at the same time. Don’t get this mistaken, Solomon Stane put up a good fight, by design, but that’s exactly what we should expect from anyone who makes it their mission to provoke a titleholder, like myself. We could get into the logistics of it all for hours, but one simple truth you need to expect, and *respect*, is that the term “and still” is not a stroke of good fortune when it comes to me. You should expect the Interwire Championship to be over my shoulder for *much*, much longer.
(The audience begins to boo some more.)
Molly Waters: Well, that’s one thing, but in a week’s time you have another task ahead of you. As interviewed just a day prior, you’re set to face none other than Ronn Banks at our ‘An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular’ show, and yesterday, he had a lot of things to say. Care to elaborate on what you’re feeling at the moment?
Andre Walker: How I’m feeling? As I have been from the moment that shit between us started to stir up. If you want full transparency, I heard what he had to say, and it didn’t affect me in the slightest. Ronn wanted to give utterance to the deluded idea that I had bitten off more than I could chew by “overlooking my opponents”, moving that greying beard to push the narrative that I’d end up on the losing side that night, yet my course didn’t change, and here I am *and still* Interwire Champion. I’m not sure what Solomon Stane has done to give the likes of Xander and Ronn a massive hard-on, but to talk about overlooking someone in the same breath as assuming I cannot juggle two things at once is a not-so-subtle taste of irony. I promised I would write Solomon’s opportunity in an obituary, and I did. And guess what? There was a lot more than “scraps” left for him.
Andre Walker: I told him to his face that a moment like this would be a nightmare for a man like him, and with the way he’s talking, it’s even more evident than it should’ve been. Which is funny, because they’ll *try* and cast me as the underdog here. They’ll *try* to convince themselves that Banks can’t lose. Those aforementioned nostalgia fumes run wild in their heads, only to make that reality check just a little more brutal, and a little more heartbreaking. As for Banks himself, he’s going to end up with a tough pill to swallow. He had the gall to talk to me, out everyone on the roster, about needing to put in more work, and effort, as if I was fighting in the minor leagues. Better yet, as if I was lying on the ground, looking up at the lights, like Solomon Stane. It’s an outdated mindset to ignore everything one person has done to bring up another, but I couldn’t expect more from the man who was too scared to let Ryan Adams expand his accomplishments far past anything he could ever dream of having.
(In contrast to Banks’ smile last night, Andre Walker’s face does not move anything past a cold stare.)
Andre Walker: He entertained the idea that, if I were to overlook Solomon, I could “fumble the bag” and “lose very early” into my second reign, and if that was so, then I’m sure that would make people believe that this was the worst week of my entire life. I want anybody to come back to this moment and attempt to even try and pull those strings. Because Solomon Stane is done with, he’s out of my business, and now it’s Banks’ turn. Maybe he should’ve remained sitting back to watch this unfold. Maybe he should’ve stayed a fan. Because he’s just signed a death wish into becoming the worst return this company has seen all year round.
(Andre Walker slowly turns around, as Albert Hitchman has a shit-eating grin on his face. Andre walks out of the shot, as the camera pans over to Albert, who tilts his head and winks, pretty much agreeing with Andre. The two walk off, before the scene fades out.)
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(Inside the ring stands Bella Braxton, a smile on her face as she’s set to announce the next match-up!)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is for the SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begins to play and the crowd begins to boo as Harper makes her way out confidently, rolling her eyes at the reaction before starting to the ring!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challenger… making her way to the ring from Charlotte, North Carolina… “THE ENCHANTRESS” HAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPPEEEEEEERRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: I’d like to know who the fuck she thinks she’s enchanting looking like that.
James Peters: :skip:
Persephone: I can’t be the only one thinking it. I’m asking the questions real journalists should be asking!
James Peters: Anyway! Harper Lee won a #1 contender match at Reasonable Doubt against Ayu Megumi and Ashley Flores to be Miku Sakai’s challenger for tonight, and after crashing Miku’s birthday party, costing Miku a match against Cameron – and at one point, even being kissed by Miku for the shock of it all – Harper looks to make tonight her night!
Rich Russillo: Harper and Miku definitely couldn’t seem anymore different from one another, which makes for quite the match-up! I’m sure we can expect a fight from Harper, but when it comes down to it, I’m going with Voltage on this one – Miku Sakai to retain :drakelike:!!!!!
Persephone: Just say you’re a simp and go.
Rich Russillo: Only for you. 😍
Persephone: 🤢
(Harper enters the ring and takes her place with her music fading out. Just then, ‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY takes over and the booing continues, all except for the cheers from the simps that are in attendance for Miku as she makes her way out!)
Bella Braxton: Next, she is the current Specialists Champion, from Fukui, Japan…. weighing in at 110 pounds….. she is MIIIIIIKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU SAAAAAIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
James Peters: Miku Sakai has quickly come a long way since coming to EAW – being a part of IDOL-GUN that captured so much attention, saying some of the most outrageous things, causing so many problems for plenty of Elitists, and being successful as she does it all! I don’t think too many people expected their come-up to happen the way it did and for it to be so prominent, but Miku has since shown that she’s more than capable of holding her own!
Rich Russillo: In a similar way, not too many people had Miku picked as the one to see singles success first – be it typical talk when pitting two teammates against each other and trying to put one over the other, but Miku and Hikari never broke to it and Miku has shown what she can do!
Persephone: But have ANY of these bitches ever generated as much hype as Rex? Didn’t think so!
(Miku enters the ring with the Specialists Championship raised in Harper’s face, the referee having to come between them to settle things down before taking the Championship from Miku and handing it off to ringside as he calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Persephone: HARPER TRIPS AND DIES, IT’S OVER :blessed:!!!!!!!
James Peters: She’s still standing. 😐
Persephone: You couldn’t just let me dream? 🙄
Rich Russillo: BUT NOW THEY’RE OFF AND MIKU CHARGES FOR THE BICYCLE KICK! HARPER TURNS OUT THE WAY AND MIKU FLIES PAST HER, AND HARPER WRAPS HER UP AROUND THE WAIST FROM BEHIND AS PUSHES MIKU INTO THE ROPES! HARPER TRIES TO TAKE HER DOWN INTO A ROLL-UP BUT MIKU HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES! Harper turns over to get up, AND MIKU CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER!
James Peters: The back of Harper’s head smacks the mat as Miku swiftly takes her down but Harper tries to get herself back up; being down on the canvas in a match with Miku Sakai is not where anyone wants to be! But as soon as Harper is on a knee, Miku wraps her up in a side headlock and starts coming down with punches to the top of the head, Harper punching into Miku’s side to try to weaken her hold but Miku just starts coming down across the neck with multiple forearms! And now she just shoves Harper’s head away after ruffling her hair!
Persephone: Harper appears mad or whatever, that ugly face she’s making could just be the way she always looks – but she goes after Miku and Miku sidesteps her to shove her toward the ropes, and Harper goes running into them only for Miku to spear tackle her from behind before Harper can turn around. Miku stomps on the back of the leg to get her down and she just starts pummeling the hell out of Harper with strikes over the head, before pushing her into the ropes with a knee on the back of Harper’s neck so that Harper’s throat is pressed up against the middle rope.
James Peters: The referee starts a count as Harper flails underneath Miku with no way out, Miku smiling in the referee’s face as she lets him get to four before letting go!
Persephone: Rating that 0 stars, she didn’t even kill her :wtf:! Anyway, Miku goes back to annoying Harper by slapping her over the head while she’s trying to recover, but imagine how annoyed I am with having to watch this. Miku shoves her with the bottom of her boot and grinds her foot into Harper’s face before backing off at the referee’s discretion, Miku rolling her eyes since she sees absolutely no point in taking Harper seriously and for once, I have to agree! Miku should walk out of this match!
Rich Russillo: Harper’s down on the mat and using the ropes to pull herself up, Miku wanting to waste no more time as she comes over- HARPER SENDS MIKU OUT OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! MIKU CRASHES TO THE GROUND AND HARPER STEPS OUT ONTO THE APRON AS MIKU TRIES TO SCRAMBLE TO GET UP, BUT HARPER LEAPS OFF THE APRON INTO A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK TO DRIVE MIKU SAKAI RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: HARPER GETS HER UP BY HER HAIR AND COMES SLAMMING HER FACE AGAINST THE TOP OF OUR COMMENTARY TABLE! AND WITH A HOLD STILL ON THE HAIR, HARPER WHIRLS HER AROUND TO GO SLAMMING MIKU’S FACE OFF THE APRON! THE SIMPS IN THE CROWD ARE LIVID AS THEY WATCH HARPER UNLEASH HER INTENTIONS TO DO DAMAGE TO MIKU’S FACE! Miku’s allowed to stumble away for a moment, BUT SHE DOESN’T MAKE IT FAR AS HARPER STRIKES WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE BACK AND MIKU IS SENT BARRELLING FORWARD INTO THE STEPS THERE AT THE CORNER OF THE RING!!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI DOUBLES OVER THE TOP OF THE STEPS, STUNNED IN PAIN AND HARPER TAKES ADVANTAGE BY REPEATEDLY SLAMMING HER HEAD OFF THE TOP OF THE STEPS! Harper now slinging the dazed Miku onto the front of the steps before climbing up onto the apron, and the former Tag Team Champion gets a running start toward the steps-
Persephone: :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, WHAT A DUMB ASS BITCH! SHE JUST COMPLETELY MISSED THAT SENTON AND CAME RIGHT DOWN ON THE JUTTED FRONT OF THE STEPS, NOT EVEN SEEING THAT MIKU TIMED ROLLING AWAY FROM THAT PERFECTLY! HER BACK IS FUCKED THANKS TO HOW MIKU HAS THIS BITCH LOOKING ABSOLUTELY STUPID, SOMEHOW MORE THAN WHEN SHE CHOSE THAT SHITTY FUCKING HAIR COLOR!
James Peters: Miku is down beside the steps surely knowing that she just evaded what would’ve been a critical maneuver, and she looks absolutely pissed off with how Harper appeared to have her on the ropes! Miku pulls herself up as Harper writhes on the floor after rolling off the steps and Miku drags her up, rolling her into the ring to make the first cover of the match!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOO!!!
Referee: TTTHHHRRR-
Rich Russillo: Harper’s shoulder shoots off the mat as she forces herself over onto her side, but her hand goes right to her lower back as she’s no doubt still reeling from that fall she took!
Persephone: Am I supposed to feel sorry for this bitch? Because I don’t. She’s one of those stupid fucks who’ll insist on continuing a match because she thinks she has something to prove and show everyone – joke’s on her though because nobody ever wants to see it!
James Peters: Miku looks to take full advantage of the moment by sending knees into Harper’s side, pinning her face-down to keep her from going anywhere! It’s a full-on assault by Miku Sakai in an effort to wear down her challenger and keep her Specialists Championship reign going, and she just might have gotten the opening she needed to do that after getting herself out of the way of that senton on the stairs!
Rich Russillo: Sakai gets to her feet with a handful of hair to yank Harper up to her knees just to slam her face-first back to the mat! The ring official warns her to stay off the hair but Miku seems to do it again just to test the referee’s patience before her foot finds its way to Harper Lee’s back with a brutal stomp! Miku mocks the booing crowd with some exaggerated wailing before turning her attention back to Harper who’s slowly pushing herself up off the mat, and Miku connects with a standing senton to much applause from the crowd of simps that somehow managed to get floor seating!
Persephone: We saw how useful they were at Miku’s birthday party a few weeks ago, so I know I can’t count on them to get involved and end this if this shit gets dragged out any longer. Miku pats herself on the shoulder with a smile on her face, mocking Harper for having missed that move earlier but if you ask anyone with working eyes, they’d tell you that neither of them is doing it as good as Rex would’ve. 🤷♀️
James Peters: Miku Sakai’s is more than effective enough to have Harper grimacing in pain while she’s still got all of Miku’s weight on her back and Miku starts slapping Harper’s head like a bongo drum, laughing and shouting insults at Harper as she does so! Miku now shoving Harper’s face against the mat and dragging her by her hair back and forth, doing nothing but humiliating Harper and enjoying every second of it! I’m not sure how wise this is; Harper’s got a mean streak of her own and she won’t stay down for long!
Persephone: Can they just kill each other in that case? I don’t know if I have the patience for that shit.
Rich Russillo: I think Miku knows exactly what she’s doing in this scenario right now: inciting Harper’s rage, getting in her head by getting under her skin, and the more annoying she is, the better chance she’ll have of throwing Harper completely off her game! Not to mention the fact we’d get to claim the Specialists Championship to still having its home on Sunday Night Voltage :drakelike:!!!
Persephone: Miku finally gets her trashy self off of Harper and grabs that ratty hair of Harper’s to start bringing her up to her feet, all while launching knees to that hideous fucking face; I’d say it’s smart if it wasn’t for the fact she’s just wasting my time! And now she whips Harper off into a corner of the ring where she meets her for shoulder thrusts in the corner that literally start taking Harper off her feet; this cam whore surprisingly packs a whole lot of power!
James Peters: Miku stomps and kicks Harper while she’s got her cornered now, still talking trash as she does so knowing that she’s so clearly been in control of things! The Specialists Champion continues the attack in the corner until the referee’s seen enough and Miku gets backed out of the corner off of Harper, Miku looking less than pleased and completely goes against the ref’s instructions as she goes charging at Harper-
Rich Russillo: Miku gets knocked back by an elbow from Harper BEFORE GETTING COMPLETELY TAKEN DOWN IN A THESZ PRESS BY THE SHOWDOWN CHALLENGER! HARPER COMES RUNNING OUT THE CORNER AND TAKES THE CHAMPION DOWN TO THE MAT, WHERE SHE LAYS EVERYTHING INTO THE PUNCHES THAT SHE’S SENDING DIRECTLY AT MIKU SAKAI’S FACE! MIKU’S LEGS FLAIL AS SHE TRIES TO BLOCK HARPER’S FISTS FROM GETTING SLAMMED AT HER FACE, THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION HOLLERING FOR THE RING OFFICIAL TO GET HARPER OFF OF HER AS HARPER’S HAD ENOUGH!!
James Peters: HARPER LETS UP BY COMING OFF MIKU, WHO GOES SCURRYING FOR THE ROPES, BUT HARPER IS IN HOT PURSUIT AS SHE HITS A LOW DROPKICK TO SEND MIKU ROLLING!! Miku makes it to the ropes and she finds them in a hurry to try to get herself up to her feet, BUT HARPER CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT BEFORE MIKU CAN EVEN STAND UPRIGHT! HARPER’S KNEE POPS RIGHT OFF MIKU’S JAW AND SHE GOES DOWN! HARPER REFUSES TO LET HER REST THOUGH, GRABBING A HOLD OF MIKU FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX TO TOSS HER OVERHEAD TO THE MAT AND THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION CRASHES TO THE MAT AS HARPER DROPS HER WITH AUTHORITY!!! AND NOW THE COVER BY HARPER!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOO!!!
Persephone: How much longer is it going to be before we get a full three count or one of these bitches taps out? Miku kicking out just now instead of staying is for sure in the top 10 worst things to happen tonight!
Rich Russillo: Miku turns over cradling her head after getting dropped on it by Harper and now it’s Harper’s turn to start slapping Miku over the head now, getting some payback for the antics that she was made to endure throughout the match-up up to this point! But she doesn’t waste too much time like the Champion, instead opting to snatch her up into a headlock and take her right to the ropes while she’s got Miku on her knees, dragging Miku’s eyes along the middle rope that’s tightly drawn and obstructing Miku’s vision before tossing her back with a hair-pull slam!
James Peters: Harper throws her so hard she ends up reverse somersaulting over onto her knees with a hand over her eyes, clearly trying to deal with the problems directed at her sight as she stumbles up but Harper is on her with a kick to the gut! A forearm to the face of the doubled-over Miku Sakai is followed up with another and another, nearly taking the Specialists Champion off her feet! She’s got her simps trying to get her to rally, BUT HARPER IS JUST TOO MUCH AS SHE SURGES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO BRING THE CHAMPION DOWN!
Rich Russillo: MIKU HURRIES TO GET UP BUT HARPER STRIKES HER DOWN ONCE AGAIN, THE CLOTHESLINES COMING QUICK SUCCESSION NOW AS MIKU KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET SOME OFFENSE IN! BUT NOW THERE’S A DROPKICK FROM SHOWDOWN’S HARPER LEE TO CHANGE UP THE SEQUENCE AND MIKU GETS UP SLAPPING THE MAT IN THE FRUSTRATION, COMING UP RIGHT INTO A DISCUS LARIAT FROM HARPER!!!
James Peters: HARPER IS RELENTLESS AS SHE CLUBS MIKU WHILE BRINGING HER UP TO HER FEET AND THEN WHIPPING HER ACROSS THE RING- NO! MIKU COUNTERS AND HARPER RUNS OFF THE ROPES, HARPER BOUNDING BACK INTO WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A HIP TOSS BUT HARPER’S AGILITY IS ON FULL DISPLAY AS SHE GETS FLIPPED AND LANDS ON HER FEET! HARPER WITH A HOLD OF THE ARM STILL THOUGH, AND SHE FLINGS MIKU ACROSS THE RING WITH AN ARM DRAG! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION LOOKS ALL OUT OF SORTS AS SHE GETS TO HER FEET AGAINST THE ROPES, AND HARPER COMES AT HER FULL SPEED AHEAD FOR A SPRINGBOARD FLATLINER!! MIKU GETS PLANTED FACE FIRST TO THE MAT AND HARPER ROLLS OVER FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOO!!!
Persephone: How fucking gross, another kickout! 🤢 The only good thing about this right now is that Harper’s trying to maintain her shitty fast-paced offense to try to put this match away quicker, and god knows she needs to because it’s not like her or Miku are exactly Rex McAllister in the ring.
Rich Russillo: One thing you are right about in all that nonsense is that Harper knows she has to keep the pace and stay in control for as long as she can to beat down Miku, unleashing a hoard of stomps as the ring official calls for her to get Miku off the mat! But instead, Harper lets loose with a wild kick to the ribs that could be heard around Lucas Oil Stadium! The Specialists Champion valiantly tries to force herself up but Harper connects with an uppercut to keep things in her favor- AND NOW SHE STARTS ROCKING MIKU WITH REPEATED UPPERCUTS! MIKU’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! THE SIMPS WILL BE DIVING OVER THE BARRICADE FOR MIKU’S TEETH IF HARPER KEEPS THIS UP!!
James Peters: MIKU TRIES TO AVOID THAT DENTAL ORDEAL AS SHE SOMEHOW HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO SEE THE NEXT UPPERCUT COMING IN THE ONSLAUGHT, AND HOOKS HARPER’S ARM TO SPIN BEHIND HER! MIKU LOOKING FOR THE BACKSLIDE- NO! HARPER FLIPS OVER MIKU’S BACK JUST AS MIKU LEANED FORWARD TO TAKE THEM DOWN AND HARPER LANDS ON HER FEET JUST IN FRONT OF MIKU! HARPER LEE WITH THE STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI AND HER FOOT CONNECTS ON MIKU’S HEAD, KNOCKING HER BACK INTO COLLAPSING TO HER KNEES WHILE LEANING INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Rich Russillo: HARPER LEE GOES RUNNING OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES TO PICK UP SPEED AND THEN ACROSS THE RING TO MIKU, HARPER LOOKING FOR THE TIGER FEINT KICK- MIKU SAKAI CATCHES THE LEGS!!! Miku forces her back out to the apron and Harper tries to quickly get herself together for a shoulder thrust through the ropes, BUT MIKU SAKAI STRIKES WITH A NASTY KICK TO THE FACE AS HARPER SHOT FORWARD THROUGH THE ROPES! MIKU HAS HARPER SLUMPED AND HANGING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND SHE LOOKS PISSED THE FUCK OFF!
Persephone: If she’s mad about that, imagine how mad I am about this match still going! Miku shoves Harper out onto the apron and this bitch tries crawling away from Miku to try to create some distance, only to make the dumb decision to turn around once at the corner and she gets an absolutely ugly meteora against the post! And I mean UGLY because that was nowhere near as good as Rex would’ve done; everyone needs to be studying his ring work going into 2022!
James Peters: Miku comes off of Harper and hops down to the ground, dragging Harper just a bit away from the corner before going for the hair and grabbing handfuls of it while Harper seems to be barely conscious! The reigning Specialists Champion appears to be doing something along the bottom rope and the referee’s trying to talk her out of whatever she’s doing, only to be ignored to literally no one’s surprise whatsoever.
Rich Russillo: And she finally backs off of Harper to reveal that she’s tied Harper’s hair around the bottom rope! Miku’s laughing at her work while the simps in the crowd are applauding her for it; they think she’s a genius :wow:!!
Persephone: If that were the case, we wouldn’t still be calling this match because she’d have figured out a way to win by now – and that goes for both of these sluts. They spent all week talking about how great they are yet they can’t end this sooner?!
James Peters: Miku certainly isn’t trying to at this point AS SHE STARTS DRIVING HARPER’S BACK INTO THE APRON! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION DOES THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN HARPER HAS NOWHERE TO GO! MIKU SAKAI IS ONCE AGAIN TARGETING HARPER’S BACK AND HAVING TIED HER HAIR TO THE RING ROPE JUST ENSURES THAT HARPER ISN’T GETTING ANYWHERE OUT OF THIS ANYTIME SOON! AND NOW MIKU STARTS DRIVING HER KNEE INTO HARPER’S MIDSECTION, THE REFEREE COMING OVER AND TRYING TO CALL OFF THE ATTACK!
Rich Russillo: MIKU ISN’T HAVING IT THOUGH AS SHE JUST CONTINUES TO PUT AN ILLEGAL BEATING ON HARPER, ENJOYING HERSELF JUST FAR TOO MUCH! THE REFEREE WARNS OF A DISQUALIFICATION BY GETTING TO FOUR IN A COUNT OF FIVE AND ONLY THEN DOES THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION LET UP! Miku backs off with her hands raised as the ring official tries to make quick work of Harper’s tied up hair, but he’s having far too much trouble and Miku thinks he’s taking too much time as she tries to get near Harper, just for Harper to throw some kicks out to try to ward her off but Miku just laughs at how frantic and ill-timed those kicks are as Harper knows she’s in a precarious position right now that leaves her completely vulnerable to an attack!
Persephone: And that’s something that Miku goes taking full advantage of as she goes after Harper once again, just trying to beat the hell out of her and honestly, I’m for it if it means that she’ll end this any sooner. If Harper not being able to fight back is how we get there, I’m all for it! Miku gets in as many hits as she can before the ring official has to warn her off but I’m really not seeing the issue here! He goes back untying the hair as Harper leans into the apron for support and Miku takes the time to taunt the crowd, not caring that they don’t like her actions and now we’re just wasting time at this point! 😩
James Peters: The referee FINALLY gets Harper’s hair undone AND MIKU SAKAI IS ON HARPER BEFORE HARPER FULLY REALIZES THAT SHE’S FREE! MIKU SAKAI IS BLASTING HARPER OVER THE HEAD WITH FOREARM STRIKES AND TRYING TO DRIVE HER DOWN AGAINST THE APRON! HARPER TRYING TO COVER UP BUT MIKU SHOWS HOW FUTILE THAT IS AS SHE TURNS HER AROUND AND RAKES THE EYES! “FEEL THY WRATH”! HARPER’S EYES GET CLAWED AT AND HER HANDS GO TO PROTECT HER EYES, BUT BY THEN IT’S TOO LATE AS MIKU TAKES HER OFF OF HER FEET TO HIT A SUPLEX ON HARPER OUT THERE ON THE GROUND AT RINGSIDE!
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai is just unforgiving right now in doing anything she can to stay in control and stay the Specialists Champion! Sakai getting Harper up and taking her over to the barricade, LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HARPER OVER THE GUARDRAIL IN A BACK SUPLEX JUST IN FRONT OF THE SIMPS AND HARPER ENDS UP FALLING TO THE GROUND AFTER BEING LET GO TO HIT THE BARRICADE! The referee starting up a ten count that Miku surprisingly adheres to as she grabs Harper by her hair and sends her rolling into the ring where she makes the cover!
Referee: OOONNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
Persephone: Of course this Whoreper Lee bitch wants to continue to ruin my fucking night by kicking out when she should’ve just stayed the hell down!
James Peters: Miku seems to share the sentiment as she starts harshly clubbing Harper and yelling at her to stop kicking out, as if Harper hasn’t been through plenty of her own in trying to get to this moment; she’s not going to let it go so easily!
Persephone: I wish she would because this is going nowhere! Miku has her by the hair as she tosses her across the ring and into the corner, where Harper just unfortunately has some bit of sense to try to sit herself up tragically meaning she’s got intentions to fight, but Miku has literally spent the last few moments trying to kill that fight and it’s no different now as she comes in with a multitude of stomps. If this is payback for ruining her shitty birthday party then we get it, but let’s move on! 🙄
Rich Russillo: Miku feels that Harper is just too confident for her own good and she’s going to show her why she’s superior by any means necessary!
Persephone: Eat My Ass!
Rich Russillo: :eyes:
Persephone: 😐
James Peters: My god, have some shame – it’s the name of the move! Miku stinkfaces Harper after a running hip attack and now she’s humiliating Harper even more by doing this! Miku comes away from the turnbuckles with the referee once again having to administer a count for having Harper cornered, but is that going to hold Sakai off? Of course not! Miku sees Harper getting herself up and she goes charging in-
Rich Russillo: AND HARPER SIDESTEPS MIKU WHO ENDS UP GOING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! SHE GOES RIGHT PAST THE TURNBUCKLES AND THE SOUND OF HER HITTING THE POST WAS JUST SICK! Harper goes out to the apron and grabs Miku’s arm, pulling it back BEFORE JUMPING OFF AND THROWING IT INTO THE RING POST!! THE SIMPS ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT AS MIKU IS DEFENSELESS UP IN THE CORNER NOW THAT HARPER HAS A CHANCE!
James Peters: Harper climbs back up onto the apron and repositions Miku in the turnbuckles before stepping around the post, grabbing the arm that struck the post from one side and then grabbing the leg from the other side, using the post to her advantage as she pulls on the Champion’s limbs! Miku is contorted and bent around the post with Harper using it for leverage, causing Miku to shout in pain as she has her arm wrenched by the challenger! The referee starting up a count and Harper lets it go dangerously close to five! She yanks Miku from out of the turnbuckles and out onto the apron with her, where Harper takes advantage of the moment created by taking the time to further the beat down with repeated kicks to Miku!
Persephone: Harper goes to drag Miku up to her feet but Miku just won’t die for some reason, trying to push Harper away and she strikes at Harper’s stomach with a punch but Harper just starts unloading a flurry of clubbing blows over the back because continuing to fight is exactly just what this shit needed!
Rich Russillo: Harper grabs Miku by her hair before driving her knee into her face and Miku’s got to be dazed after that, if not completely out of it! AND THAT’S JUST THE OPENING THAT HARPER LEE NEEDED TO CREATE FOR HERSELF AS SHE GETS MIKU UP AND LIFTS HER INTO A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE APRON!! HARPER DROPS MIKU RIGHT ON HER HEAD ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND THE CHAMPION LOOKS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS AS SHE ENDS UP FALLING OFF THE APRON HERSELF!!!
Persephone: SHE’S GOT TO BE OUT! CALL THE MATCH OFF RIGHT NOW! PLEASE! I’M BEGGING!
James Peters: Harper doesn’t allow the referee to check on Miku as she takes the Champion up to her feet and THROWS HER INTO THE RING POST WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION’S BACK COLLIDES WITH THE POST AND THE SIMPS ARE LOOKING LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO GO INTO CRISIS MODE, PLEADING WITH MIKU TO GET UP AND SHOW SOME FIGHT, BUT HARPER JUST ENSURED THAT’LL BE A WHOLE LOT HARDER TO DO! Harper looks furious as she picks up Miku’s barely conscious body and bounces her head off the ring post and rolls her into the ring!
Rich Russillo: Miku tries crawling her way across the ring, Harper stalking her from behind and seemingly enjoying the sight of Miku struggling to make it to her feet under own power. Miku gets to the ropes but that’s as far as Harper lets her get, stomping and kicking at the Champion while she’s down! The ring official begins making his way over but Harper’s already moved on to trying to pull Miku off the ropes, Miku desperately trying to hold on as Harper has her legs! Miku moving up to the grab middle rope and Harper just can’t get her away and she goes to slam Miku down by her legs-
James Peters: MIKU REACHES UP FOR THE TOP ROPE JUST IN TIME TO COME DOWN ON HER FEET FIRST AND TRIES TO SURPRISE HARPER WITH A LARIAT BUT HARPER DUCKS! MIKU CONTINUES RUNNING FORWARD INTO THE ROPES AND SHE COMES BACK BLOCKING A BICYCLE KICK, CATCHING THE FOOT AND THROWING IT TO SPIN HARPER, BUT HARPER COMES BACK AROUND WITH A TIMELY RIGHT HOOK! MIKU IS FLOORED OFF THE “DRAGON FIST” AND HARPER FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHRRREEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH!
Persephone: I don’t know, I think we should get a replay – I’m pretty sure that was three! This should be over so I don’t have to suffer!
James Peters: Fortunately for you, Harper seems to have ending this in mind! She doesn’t bother to argue with the referee but instead goes right to Miku, working in getting her on her feet and then lifting her up into a powerbomb position- BUT MIKU STARTS COMING DOWN WITH PUNCHES TO HARPER! MIKU’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT TO TRY TO BLOCK THIS FROM CONNECTING AS SHE KNOWS SHE’S SPENT THE LAST FEW MOMENTS OF THE MATCH IN TROUBLE! HARPER TRIES TO STAY ON HER FEET BUT SHE’S STUMBLING IN TRYING TO SUPPORT HERSELF AND MIKU WITH HOW SAKAI IS BRINGING ALL SHE CAN TO THOSE PUNCHES!
Rich Russillo: A HURRICANRANA BY MIKU SAKAI SENDS HARPER ROLLING ACROSS THE MAT! HARPER HURRIES TO HER FEET BUT HER EFFORTS SEE HER TAKE A KICK TO THE GUT BEFORE GETTING A BICYCLE TOE KICK AND THEN SHE GETS SWEPT OFF HER FEET IN A SNAPMARE TO THE MAT! MIKU RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND HARPER GETS A KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE MIKU SPINS FOR A HEEL KICK THAT KNOCKS HER TO THE MAT! MIKU WITH THE JUMPING LEG DROP ACROSS THE THROAT!
James Peters: Miku Sakai shows just how well she can handle herself under the pressure with that quick comeback that Harper didn’t see coming at all; she’s been doubted as a solo competitor but Miku should absolutely not be underestimated! Miku spits down at Harper before she brings her up to her feet, pushing her down to turn and hook the arms! MIKU TURNS AGAIN LOOKING FOR THE “STARFALL” VERTEBREAKER!
Rich Russillo: BUT HARPER’S TRYING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM GETTING LIFTED OFF HER FEET! HARPER IS TRYING TO SHAKE HERSELF FREE FROM HAVING HER ARMS HOOKED WHILE MIKU IS TRYING TO FINISH THE SET UP! MIKU SEEMS TO WIN AS HARPER’S FEET COME OFF THE MAT- HARPER MANAGES TO GET AN ARM FREE AND HER LEGS DOWN AROUND MIKU TO COUNTER INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOO!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHRR-
Persephone: BOOOOOO!!!! Miku Sakai forces Harper off of her just when that seemed like that could’ve been the end! Now I have to watch them hurry the hell up off the mat and Miku misses a clothesline as Harper ducks down! FUCK! CAN THESE BITCHES LAND ANYTHING THAT WILL KEEP THEM DOWN FOR THE COUNT?! I’M PISSED! HARPER RUNS TO THE ROPES AWAY FROM MIKU LIKE THE DUMB CUNT SHE IS, FOR WHAT REASON?! OH! TO SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND SHE MOONSAULTS BACK TO MIKU JUST TO GET SUPERKICKED MID-AIR WHILE SHE WAS UPSIDE DOWN!
James Peters: HARPER DROPS TO THE MAT IN A CRUMPLED HEAP AFTER THAT QUICK THINKING BY MIKU SAKAI! Harper struggles to get herself up off the mat AND MIKU SNATCHES HER UP AFTER GETTING IN FRONT OF HARPER! MIKU JUMPING INTO THE AIR WITH THAT HOLD AROUND HARPER’S HEAD BUT HARPER’S TRYING TO KEEP MIKU FROM TURNING OVER BY TRYING TO HOLD HER! HARPER STUMBLES FORWARD AND THAT’S ALL MIKU NEEDS TO KICK OFF THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: “DEATH NOTE” CONNECTS! MIKU KICKS OFF THE ROPES TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE ASAI DDT AND THE BACK OF HARPER’S HEAD GETS PLANTED ON THE MAT!!! THE SIMPS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS AS MIKU REACHES FORWARD TO HOOK THE LEG!!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
James Peters: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT!!!
Rich Russillo: The simps in the crowd are going ballistic as they can be heard audibly shouting at the referee for what they believe to have been a slow count! They can’t believe it, and neither can Miku as she looks up at the referee to shout at him about the count as well!
Persephone: Stop wasting time and focus on this bitch, Miku! That referee can’t help it that you both fucking suck and can’t wrestle for shit; but at least try to end this while you’ve got the chance :noah:!!!!
James Peters: Persephone’s right, Miku’s wasting valuable time here as she shrieks at the referee for the count that just occurred! It’s not on him that Harper kicked out in time!
Persephone: Of course I’m right, I always am – let’s not act surprised here, James! But you know who would’ve won with that shitty DDT? Rex, because he’s still the best – and if Miku had studied his tapes like I said everyone should, maybe she would’ve learned how to execute it right! But now we’ve got to deal with this shit show, and Miku finally goes back to Harper, stomping down on her stomach as she goes out to the apron and her surely unshowered, annoying simps are assuring her that she’s got this – whatever the fuck she’s going for next.
Rich Russillo: Harper is down in the ring and Miku has got a hold of the top rope out there on the apron, and Miku pulls back to launch herself up ONLY TO HAVE THAT SLINGSHOT SENTON BLOCKED AS HARPER IS UP ON HER FEET AND SHE CATCHES MIKU’S LEGS! MIKU FRANTICALLY TRIES TO SHAKE HARPER OFF OF HER BUT HARPER CLUBS AT HER MIDSECTION AND THAT CAUSES MIKU TO RELEASE THE TOP ROPE THAT SHE WAS STILL HOLDING ONTO! HARPER STRUGGLES TO LIFT MIKU UP AND WISELY BOUNCES HER OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THERE’S A SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB BY HARPER AS SHE THROWS MIKU TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
James Peters: Harper has to take a moment to catch her breath while watching Miku stir on the mat and Miku begins to get to her feet, Harper doing the same and they meet in the middle of the ring trading blows! Both women looking to stand their ground as they battle things out with fists flying at each other until Miku ducks under a wild swing from the challenger and Miku capitalizes with an STO backbreaker! Harper pops back up grabbing at her back and Miku runs her into the corner from behind to hit shoulder thrusts to the back!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s desperation is showing as she slams into Harper’s back, going as far as to now connect with a pair of jumping knees into the corner! Harper’s already taken some significant hits there and Miku’s trying to take advantage of that, wrangling Harper from the corner and she takes her toward the middle of the ring! MIKU JUMPING FOR ANOTHER “DEATH NOTE”!!!!!!!
Persephone: Harper pushes that little bitch away just in time, unfortunately, and Miku falls to the mat while Harper stumbles to the ropes when she needs to stay on her so that we can be closer to the end. Miku staggers up and that’s when Harper comes making her way over, HITTING A KICK TO THE FACE AND MIKU’S HEAD SEEMS LIKE IT NEARLY WANTED TO DO A FULL EXORCIST TURN :mjlol:!!!! AND NOW MIKU GETS WHIPPED ACROSS THE RING AS HARPER CONNECTS WITH A SLINGBLADE TO TAKE HER DOWN AND MIKU NEARLY FALLS OVER GETTING BACK UP WHEN HARPER HITS A FRONT DROPKICK TO KNOCK HER BACK INTO THE CORNER!
James Peters: Harper senses the urgency as she follows after Miku into the corner and gets her up off the mat while positioning herself to stand on the middle turnbuckle! Harper gets her arm locked around Miku’s head, HARPER LEAPING FOR A TORNADO DDT- MIKU PUSHES HARPER AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT! HARPER JUST BARELY MANAGES TO STAY ON HER FEET AS MIKU SHOVES HER OFF AND MIKU CHARGES UP TOWARD HARPER AS SHE’S TRYING TO KEEP HER BALANCE! A RED SKULL HEADBUTT BY HARPER!!! MIKU IS STUNNED AS SHE COVERS HER FACE, TURNING AWAY FROM HARPER!
Rich Russillo: “HOUSE OF BALLOONS”!!!! HARPER CONNECTS WITH THE BACKSTABBER AND MIKU FLIES OFF OF HARPER’S KNEES AFTER TAKING THEM TO THE BACK!! BUT HARPER’S DOWN GRABBING AT HER OWN BACK AFTER THE DAMAGE DONE BY MIKU!! MIKU IS DOWN AND OUT, AND HARPER TRUDGES HER WAY OVER TO MIKU!! HARPER NEARLY THERE AND THE SIMPS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS!!! HARPER GETS TO MIKU AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: OOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!
Persephone: :noah: What the fuck will it take?!?!!?!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI KICKS OUT!!!!
James Peters: Harper pulls herself off of Miku and she smacks the mat, knowing that perhaps if she’d gotten to her sooner that this would be over and she’d be holding her first singles Championship! But Miku’s resilient herself, kicking out of such a big move like that!
Rich Russillo: Harper has come close to becoming World Heavyweight Champion, and has come up short in her pursuit of other singles success all in this year, and the look on her face says that she knows she just took one of her best shots and missed!
James Peters: The challenger gets herself up onto her knees next to Miku and the anger of those failed opportunities that you just mentioned, Rich, comes to be on display as she starts letting loose on Miku with punch after punch, now slamming her face into the mat by her hair as she’s shouting at Miku to just give up but there’s no way that Miku does that! Miku’s come into her own success despite others thinking that she’d flounder on her own without Hikari’s presence, but Miku refuses to let this Specialists Championship go much to Harper’s frustration!
Persephone: Harper lets go of the hair after multiple warnings from the ring official but I say she should’ve just gotten herself disqualified; I personally think that would’ve made more of a statement about how she’s trying to portray herself as some lame badass or whatever she’s going for, but she beat Ayu Something and Trashley Whoever to get this opportunity so that clearly would be asking for too much.
James Peters: She’s absolutely not going to let this go like that, even if it is just you hoping this ends any sooner :mjgrin:! But these two are far from finished as Harper gets to her feet with a handful of hair and she pulls Miku into a side headlock before taking off to the turnbuckles but Miku slips out of the hold before Harper can connect with that bulldog into the middle turnbuckle! Harper gets hung up on the middle rope after going through AND MIKU COMES FROM BEHIND TO PULL HER DOWN BY HER HAIR BEFORE RELEASING HER, USING THE MIDDLE ROPE TO CATAPULT HER NECK FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!
Rich Russillo: Harper drops down to her knees after sliding off the rope and to the apron clutching at her throat, coughing after being choked from how tightly pulled those ropes are! Miku’s crafitness for unexpected counters is displayed, AND NOW THE DECEPTIVELY CUNNING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO KNOCK HARPER OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!!! The action is back to the outside as Miku gets out onto the apron and Harper begins getting to her feet, AND MIKU DIVES FOR A TORNADO DDT!!! MIKU SPIKES HER CHALLENGER’S HEAD RIGHT ON THE GROUND AND HARPER IS DOWN COVERING HER HEAD, CONCIOUS ENOUGH TO FEEL THE PAIN SHOOTING THROUGH HER SKULL RIGHT NOW!!!
Persephone: You think hers is bad but no one’s asked me how I’m doing right now! I don’t feel sorry for her though because she’s put herself through plenty where she could’ve avoided all this, but you know this EAW Elitists love to act like we have the time or the patience to watch them actually try to compete.
James Peters: It’s… your job to do exactly that :skip:. But now Miku kicks Harper in the ribs to the barricade and she forces her up, shouting in her face about how she can’t believe that Harper has the audacity to actually try to go against her! AND THERE’S A SLAP TO THE FACE FROM HARPER TO MIKU!! MIKU IS FURIOUS AS SHE SWINGS WITH A PUNCH THAT HAS HARPER STUMBLING AWAY AND MIKU GRABS HER BY HER HAIR FROM BEHIND, BUT HARPER THROWS AN ELBOW BACK TO STRIKE MIKU IN THE FACE!! AND NOW HARPER WHIRLS AROUND TO GRAB MIKU AND SHE SLAMS HER FACE OFF THE BARRICADE!!
Rich Russillo: There referee’s trying to get either of them to bring the match back into the ring as he starts a count of ten, while Harper kicks the back of the knee to keep Miku from going anywhere! Harper wants to keep her close range as she spears her into the barricade and then turns her around to do the same thing into the apron! Only then does Harper roll her back into the ring, and Miku is trying to force her way up to her feet while Harper goes running the ropes!
James Peters: Harper ends up having to jump over Miku to continue her run as Miku throws herself down in Harper’s path and now Miku jumps over Harper as Harper comes back- HARPER TURNED JUST IN TIME CATCH ONE OF MIKU’S LEGS AND THAT CAUSES MIKU TO FALL FACE FIRST TO THE MAT!!! MIKU’S FACE COLLIDES WITH THE CANVAS AS HARPER HOLDS THE LEG AND NOW HARPER TIES BOTH OF MIKU’S LEGS UP AROUND ONE OF HER OWN!! HARPER GRABS THE ARMS AND PULLS BACK FOR “SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR”!!!!
Rich Russillo: MIKU IS ABLE TO RIP HER ARMS AWAY AND SHE SOMERSAULTS FORWARD TO BRING HARPER DOWN TO THE MAT IN A MODIFIED TAKEDOWN!!! AND NOW MIKU HAS THE CHALLENGER IN AN ANKLE LOCK! HARPER SHOUTS AS MIKU TWISTS ON THE FOOT, KEEPING IT CLOSE TO HER CHEST SO THAT HARPER CAN’T TURN OUT OF IT AND SHE’S NOT GOING TO SHAKE MIKU OFF AS MIKU HAS HER LEGS WRAPPED AROUND HARPER’S!!
Persephone: PLEASE TAP OUT :noah:!!!!!
James Peters: HARPER IS CLAWING AT THE MAT IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES WHILE MIKU SHOUTS AT HER TO GIVE UP! THE REFEREE IS DOWN BESIDE HARPER TO ASK HER AT ANY POINT IF SHE WANTS TO SUBMIT, BUT HARPER DOESN’T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS SHE TRIES TO TRUDGE HER WAY TO THE ROPES!! BUT MIKU HAS THAT HOLD LOCKED IN DEEP AND SHE ISN’T LETTING GO, AS SHE’S GOING TO DO WHAT SHE CAN TO WEAKEN HARPER IN ANY WAY!
Persephone: JUST GIVE UP, I’M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH :noah:!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HARPER TRIES TO ROLL OVER BUT MIKU JUST ROLLS THEM OVER AGAIN, PUTTING HARPER BACK ON HER STOMACH AND NOT ANY BIT CLOSER TO THE ROPES THAN WHAT SHE ALREADY WAS! HARPER STARTS TRUDGING TO THE ROPES AGAIN AND MIKU GETS ONE OF HER OWN LEGS FROM AROUND HARPER’S, USING HER HEEL TO SLAM IT DOWN INTO HARPER’S BACK TO TRY TO DETER ANY MORE OF AN ATTEMPT TO CAUSE A BREAK!! HARPER’S FACE IS SHOWING JUST WHAT THOSE KICKS ARE PUTTING HER THROUGH BUT SHE’S DETERMINED TO MAKE IT!!
Persephone: :noah: BUT WHY?!!?!!!???!!!!
James Peters: AND HARPER MAKES IT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! MIKU HAS TO LET GO AS HARPER AS THE ROPE BUT SHE ISN’T LETTING UP! MIKU CONTINUES KICKING HARPER AND DOESN’T LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION, HOLDING IT FOR A FOUR COUNT BEFORE FINALLY RELEASING!! Miku slaps the mat frustrated that Harper was able to make it to the ropes, and now she’s up on her feet going for Harper, who sends Miku out onto the apron over the middle rope! She keeps a hold on Miku though and pulls her back into the ring, setting for a rope-hung DDT-
Rich Russillo: BUT MIKU MANAGES TO GET HER LOWER BODY INTO THE RING AND SHE’S ABLE TO GET HARPER’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER FOR A BRIDGING JACKKNIFE PIN!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOOO!!!
Persephone: HARPER JUST BRIDGED OUT OF IT! FUCKING DISGUSTING! HARPER TURNS THEM AROUND AND SHE PULLS MIKU DOWN INTO THE BACKSLIDE PIN!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWOOO!!!
James Peters: MIKU IS ABLE TO ROLL HERSELF OVER OUT OF IT TO GET HER SHOUDLERS OFF THE MAT! AND NOW HARPER GETS UP TO HER FEET!!!
Rich Russillo: “NIGHT NIGHT”!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AND HARPER GOES DOWN!!! MIKU CONNECTS BEFORE HARPER CAN EVEN REALIZE WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND SHE GOES DOWN OFF THE MOVE SHE EVADED AT MIKU’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK?!!!!???!!!??!!!!!
Persephone Miku Sakai just let out THE loudest scream I’ve ever heard :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I bet I could get some out of you :mjlit:
Persephone: The only thing you’re getting out of me is a restraining order.
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: Much like Miku Sakai’s go at putting Harper away just now, it was a nice attempt but it’s just not happening as planned! Miku slaps the mat in a fury and sits up on her knees pulling at her hair, she can’t believe that Harper’s still going!
Persephone: I know, isn’t it just so fucked that she won’t give up?!
James Peters: Miku’s throwing a full-on tantrum in the ring, shouting at everyone she puts her eyes on as she gets to her feet and goes to the ropes, not knowing what to do! She eventually makes her wya back over to Harper, and gets her off the mat by her hair and repeatedly slapping her across the face as Harper seems to barely be able to stand! Miku now positioning herself with her around around Harper’s head!
Rich Russillo: “DEATH NOTE”- NO! HARPER SHOVES FORWARD AND THEY END UP IN THE CORNER WITH MIKU SEATED ON THE TOP ROPE WITH HER BACK TO HARPER! AND NOW HARPER JUMPS UP TO GRAB MIKU BY HER HAIR AND SHE SLAMS THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD DOWN INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!! MIKU’S CAUGHT UP IN THE TREE OF WOE, UPSIDE DOWN AS HARPER STOMPS AWAY AND AWAY AT MIKU’S UPTURNED JAW AND KICKING AT HER EXPOSED ABDOMEN!! MIKU’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!!!
Persephone: I’ve been feeling just as trapped this whole time :mjcry:
James Peters: AND JUST AS THE REFEREE WAS COMING OVER, HARPER TAKES OFF ACROSS THE RING AND INTO THE ROPES, NOW COMING BACK WITH EXTRA VELOCITY AS SHE STRIKES WITH THAT LOW HESISTATION DROPKICK!!!! HARPER KNOCKS MIKU SAKAI DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLES AND MIKU IS FOLDED UP IN A HEAP!!!
Rich Russillo: Harper gets up just as Miku is finding it in herself to pull herself into the corner, AND SHE UNKNOWINGLY SETS HERSELF UP FOR A PENDULUM DROPKICK FROM HARPER!! THAT’S TWO BOOTS TO THE CHEST FROM THE CHALLENGER FOR THE SPECIALISTS TITLE AND NOW HARPER PULLS HER OUT INTO THE PIN!!
Referee: OOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHHRRREE-
Persephone: I’m fucking done. 😐
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI WITH THE KICKOUT!!!
Rich Russillo: The simps have a moment to breathe as they try to cheer Miku on back into the fight, but Harper just looks annoyed as she has her hands to her head! These two have history going all the way back to IDOL-Gun’s arrival to EAW when Miku and Hikari took the Unified Tag Team Titles from Harper and Sierra, and while Miku and Sierra have met in matches since then, going one-on-one like this with the Specialists Championship on the line has brought something else out of them!
James Peters: Harper pulls herself up and gets Miku as well, whipping Miku across the ring and into the corner where Harper goes to run in after her but just as she goes to leap at Miku, Miku pops her up over the top rope! Harper has the wherewithal to land on her feet and hold onto the top rope! Miku goes through the ropes to try to knock Harper down with a shoulder thrust, BUT HARPER HITS A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE THAT POPS MIKU RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW HARPER STARTS UNLEASHING A WAVE OF STRIKES ON MIKU! HARPER STRIKING WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! UPPERCUT AFTER UPPERCUT! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! AND NOW SHE GRABS MIKU’S HAIR BEFORE JUMPING UP AND COMING DOWN WITH FACEBREAKER KNEE SMASH!!! MIKU SAKAI’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND MIKU IS LEFT HANGING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!
James Peters: But not for long as Haprer drags her out onto the apron and to her feet, getting her up to move to the turnbuckles where she gets assist from the post in lifting Miku up! Harper tries to clumb up after her but Miku throws an unexpected punch, Harper trying to hold on to the rope as Miku strikes with another! Harper tries to come with one of her own but Miku lands a well-placed kick to knock Harper to the apron, though holding onto the rope to prevent a full fall!
Persephone: This should end well. 🙄 Miku reaches down to grab Harper’s hair and gets to her feet- but Harper just swept one of her legs and Miku nearly ends up falling backward over the outside of the turnbuckle; Harper’s stupid ass should’ve just pushed the bitch all the way over :noah:!!!!
Rich Russillo: MIKU’S LEG GOT BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLE RUNGS, AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING SAVING HER FROM A DISASTROUS FALL!!! But Harper sees that as her opening and she climbs up the turnbuckles and she grabs Miku to pull her up while striking her in the midsection before going for the head upon getting her to her feet as well! HARPER STRIKES WITH A BACKFIST TO THE FACE AND NOW ONE FOR THE STOMACH!!! MIKU DOUBLES OVER AND HARPER HOOKS HER UP!!!! “DIRTY FIREWORKS”!!!!!!
James Peters: THE SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND HARPER TAKES THEM PLUMMETING RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! BOTH CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER GO CRASHING WITH SICKENING THUDS AS HARPER RISKS IT ALL FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! MIKU AND HARPER ARE BOTH OUT!!!!
Persephone: THIS STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!! NOW SHE CAN’T EVEN MAKE THE FUCKING PIN!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Harper and Miku haven’t moved at all since their nasty fall and the referee looks concerned while in the ring, eventually deciding to go out to ringside and join them as he checks on both of them before starting a count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Persephone: Don’t get up, don’t get up, don’t get up 🙏
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE!
James Peters: Harper is the first to move-
Persephone: FUCK :noah:!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: -and she trudges her way over to the apron, pulling on the ring skirt as the refere continues to count!
Referee: SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Rich Russillo: Harper pulls herself up with the apron and she stumbles for a moment before going over to Miku, hauling her up to her feet to stop the count and she rolls Miku into the ring! Harper rolls in after her and the referee gets into position as Harper makes the pin!
Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI GETS HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!
James Peters: Harper hasn’t looked this deflated throughout the match, but Miku Sakai just took the wind right out of Harper’s sails with the ring awareness that Harper just didn’t anticipate! Miku realized her positioning in the ring and Harper rolls off of Miku, shouting while the simps antagnoize her from over the barricade!
Rich Russillo: Harper gets up to her knees beside Miku and slaps Miku over the head, screaming at her to get up! Harper rattles her with more punches as Miku stirs and Harper plans to take out her frustrations on Miku head-on, clobbering Miku with a right hand as she assists Miku in getting up as well by pulling on her hair! Harper strikes again BUT THIS TIME MIKU STRIKES BACK! Harper goes for another and Miku returns with a second punch!
James Peters: Harper reels back but Miku starts getting some repeated hits, leaning forward to get as much of the advantage as she can over Harper! Miku striking at the face as she starts to get to her feet and Harper does the same, swinging back at Miku as they meet on their feet! AND NOW THE TWO OF THEM START TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH!! MIKU AND HARPER REFUSING TO GIVE IN AND LET THE OTHER GET THE UPPER HAND RIGHT NOW-
Rich Russillo: MIKU RAKES THE EYES AGAIN AND HARPER TURNS AWAY, GIVING MIKU THE OPPORTUNITY TO RUN PAST HER TO GO FOR THE ROPES, COMING BACK INTO A WHEELBARROW BULLDOG! HARPER GETS TAKEN DOWN BUT SHE COMES UP TO A KNEE WITH A HAND OVER HER NOSE, TRYING TO MEET MIKU AT A VERTICAL BASE BUT MIKU JUST SENDS HER FLYING WITH A MONKEY FLIP!!! Harper comes crashing down to the mat and she reaches for the ropes in front of her, but Miku roughly yanks her away by her hair and Miku’s got the arms to pull her away from the ropes!
Persephone: I hope this is it :mjcry:
James Peters: MIKU SETS FOR THE “STARFALL” ONCE AGAIN- HARPER SLIPS DOWN BEHIND HER AND ON HER FEET, SHOVING MIKU FORWARD AND MIKU ENDS UP GOING INTO THE CORNER!!! AND HARPER COMES IN CONNECTING WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!!! Harper grabs Miku and lifts her up onto the top turnbuckle, Harper looking to meet Miku up there as she goes at Miku with punch after punch to try to keep her advantage! Harper gets to the middle turnbuckle when she tries to pull Miku from being perched completely up top but Miku’s holding on!
Rich Russillo: Harper tries to wriggle her away from the turnbuckles but Miku just simply isn’t budging! Harper lets go but that’s a mistake as Miku starts clubbing Harper to try to get her down, but Harper’s swinging back! There’s no backing down for either of them!
Persephone: Maybe they should be nice and consider it!
James Peters: Miku goes to stand up on the middle turnbuckle rung after another swing at Harper- HARPER CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT!!! MIKU SAKAI IS STUNNED AND FOR THE MOMENT SO IS HARPER HERSELF!!! Harper tries shaking off the effects and she grabs for Miku again-
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI JUST KISSED HARPER LEE?! IT’S THE SAME THING MIKU DID AT THEIR CONFRONTATION ON VOLTAGE AFTER REASONABLE DOUBT!!!
James Peters: AND JUST LIKE THEN, HARPER DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! BUT NOW THIS TIME, MIKU ACTUALLY DOES TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HARPER’S SHOCK AS SHE SHOVES HER DOWN FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! HARPER STUMBLES BACK ON HER FEET BEFORE SHE FALLS OVER AND SHE’S DOWN ON THE MAT LOOKING DISGUSTED!! SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!
Persephone: I don’t think there’s anything strong enough to cure herslef of whatever she’s about to contract from Miku; she should try bleach! 😀
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK AT MIKU! SHE’S CLIMBING THE REST OF THE WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHE STANDS PERCHED ATOP THE HIGHEST TURNBUCKLE! MIKU IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND HARPER IS JUST GETTING TO HER FEET!!! MIKU FLIES AS SHE TAKES TO THE SKIES, LEAPING FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
James Peters: “WALK OF SHAME”!!! MIKU GOES IN FOR THE DIVING CORKSCREW CUTTER!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT AS HARPER STEPS OUT OF THE WAY, DODGING MIKU’S GRASP JUST IN TIME AND MIKU COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACK!!! MIKU TURNS OVER TRYING TO CONSOLE THE PAIN BUT HARPER KICKS HER DOWN!!! AND NOW HARPER TIES UP THE LEGS FROM BEHIND AND GOES FOR THE ARMS!!!
James Peters: “SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR”!!!! HARPER DRIVES MIKU’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS AND MIKU IS OUT!!! HARPER FRANTICALLY FREES HERSELF UP FROM MIKU’S LEGS AND SHE TURNS MIKU OVER TO MAKE THE COVER!!!!!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begins to play and Harper rolls off of Miku, laying on the mat and looking up as her music begins to play throughout the arena!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEWWWWWWWW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…. HAAARRRRRRPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee defeats Miku Sakai to become the new Specialists Champion, ending a reign that people tried to tell Miku could never happen in the first place but she’s put herself in the history books after quite the breakout year!
James Peters: IDOL-GUN came in making waves and there’s no doubt about that, so this individual success seen by Miku in the form of the Specialists Championship just added to what the hype about them was all about! But now Harper Lee finds herself at the beginning of her first-ever run as a singles Champion, something she’s spent a good portion of the year trying to achieve!
Persephone: Are we done here? Can we go a advertisement or something?
James Peters: This moment was long-awaited by Harper – say what you will about her attitude but she stayed persistent and came out on top! Maybe not as planned with Miku trying to be the literal kiss of death to her chances, but Harper’s finally done it!
(Harper is on her feet now and the referee hands her the Specialists Championship, Harper raising it as the referee raises her other hand to officially signal her as the winner! Harper makes her way to the turnbuckles and climbs them, taunting the simps in the crowd by raising the Specialists Title and mocking them, causing a mutltitude of security to swarm them before they can make it over the barricade! Try as they might, there’s no getting past the security that’s holding them back!)
Persephone: Can we end this whole thing now?! I don’t know if I can take much more of this whole show knowing Rex isn’t even about to be a part of any of this.
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai certainly put up a spirited fight, but ultimately Harper takes the win and the Specialists Championship! While we’ll have to wait to see how Miku reacts when she finally comes to and realizes what’s happened, Harper couldn’t look anymore elated about this victory and rightfully so!
(Harper finally comes down from the turnbuckles and goes to take her leave from the ring, just in time as a simp manages to break over the barricade and get to the apron until more security tackles him to the ground, keeping him from going for Miku as she hasn’t moved a muscle since the final three count. As this transpires, the cameras cut back to Harper as she’s made it to the stage, a smirk on her face as she uses both hands to raise the Specialists Championship! From there, the scene fades out.)
(The camera cuts to the next match graphic.)
(The camera fades down to ringside, and in the middle of the ring is Bella Braxton, holding a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits, and as usual the crowd begins booing as loud as possible as Myles walks out, dragging his Cash in the Vault briefcase. Myles is wearing a T-shirt over his wrestling attire, and the boos only grow way louder as they see the shirt. There’s a picture of Hathaway on the shirt, saying “Have you seen my mum? She’s off thinking about herself again.” The boos get so loud that the music can’t even be heard thanks to the fans in the arena, but it’s perfectly clear that Myles couldn’t care less as he continues to walk down the ramp, making his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 215 pounds… MMMYYYYYYYYLLLLEEESSSSS!!!!!!
James Peters: :francis: Hasn’t Myles done enough to provoke this family?
Rich Russillo: I don’t know if he’s just trying to provoke them. I don’t agree with it either, but Myles has always said what he believed, not just about Cameron Ella Ava, but about Jamie O’Hara too!
James Peters: Either way it’s disrespectful, and I don’t think Cameron is going to take too lightly to Myles still disrespecting her family, even wearing a shirt mocking her.
Persephone: Just saying, if Rexy was here Myles wouldn’t be around to provoke the Ava’s. I miss him :will:.
James Peters: Myles seems confident tonight, then again that’s nothing new. Myles knows exactly what he’s doing, and I guess we’ll see how things play out in just a few moments!
(‘I Am Not a Woman, I’m a God’ by Hasley hits, and the crowd explodes while Myles waits inside of the ring, having prepared himself for the match. Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage, and immediately she stares at her opponent for this match. Everything Myles has said and done has led up to this, and Myles’ shirt during his entrance didn’t help the anger Cameron had already felt heading into this. Cameron Ella Ava doesn’t waste any time walking down the ramp and towards the ring as the crowd continues to cheer as loud as they can, as Cameron Ella Ava more than anyone else wants this match to start as soon as possible.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 140 pounds…. “THE GODDESS” CAAAMMMERROONNNN EELLLAAAAA AAAVVVVAAAAAA!!!!!
James Peters: You can see just how big of a match this is, from the special entrance music to the tension that’s there between Myles and Cameron, but honestly we might need that bell to ring as soon as possible, because it has to take a lot of self control for Cameron to not attack Myles after everything he’s done.
Rich Russillo: Myles is part of the reason Jamie O’Hara is no longer around, and on top of that, he’s spent so long provoking Jamie and now Cameron. Cameron answered Myles’ open challenge for Road to Redemption which allowed this match to happen, and with the focus on Cameron’s face right now, announcing that open challenge may have been Myles’ biggest mistake?
Persephone: Really? Between attacking Jamie, constantly bringing up their kid, and that t-shirt, THAT is his biggest mistake? Myles has been making mistakes on a weekly basis at this point.
James Peters: This is bound to be a great match, but at this point I have no idea how this is going to end.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: The bell rings and with it brings the official start of this emotionally fueled contest between the Cash in the Vault briefcase holder, Myles and the former Answers World Champion and Hall of Famer, Cameron Ella Ava. There was a part of me that believed that we were going to see Cameron shoot out of the block after what New Eden did to Jamie O’Hara a few months ago and with everything that has been said between these two, but both of them remain unmoved in their respective corners. The one thing that I have noticed is that there’s a determination in the eyes of Cameron Ella Ava that we may have not seen since she won the Answers World Championship inside that Elimination Chamber two years ago. Myles has spoken about the competition that he’s been looking for and the vision that he believes that EAW should be, and if that look alone tells us the story – he’s going to get everything that he has been asking for and more.
Rich Russillo: The most interesting thing is going to be how quickly we’re going to be able to see the plan that either of these elitists have come into this match with. You said it; this has been so emotionally fueled over the last few weeks with what happened to Jamie O’Hara and everything that Myles has said about Cameron’s love for her own family and her ability as a mother. Cameron is going to need to keep herself composed if she wants to be able to find the revenge that she’s going to be looking for against Myles. You can see Myles mouthing something to Cameron, but our cameras aren’t able to pick up what’s being said. Cameron remains unmoved, but her eyes have not left her opponent.
Persephone: Are we meant to sit here all night and watch these two stand across the ring from each other instead of competing in a match that nobody cares about anyway? :sleeping:
James Peters: I think that you’ve just been given your wish as Cameron slowly takes a step forward. Cameron making her way to the middle of the ring as the hint of a smile crosses the face of Myles… before he drops down and rolls out of the ring? This jam packed crowd inside the Lucas Oil Stadium roars with a collection of boos towards the Cash in the Vault holder.
Myles: (off-mic) We don’t do this on her terms. We do this on mine.
Rich Russillo: Myles immediately with the mind games as you can see Cameron Ella Ava grit her teeth. She can’t allow Myles to get into her head. Cameron takes a deep breath and composes herself; she takes a step back and invites Myles back into the ring as he slowly circles around the ring. The referee isn’t counting; while it’s obviously against his jurisdiction as a referee – there’s no chance that he’s going to even contemplate having the possibility of ending before it starts.
James Peters: Myles is finally making his way back up onto the apron and back into the ring. Cameron Ella Ava could have taken that opportunity to get her hands on Myles, but I don’t know if it’s some hesitation or the idea of beating Myles in the world that he’s been asking for. The two finally locking up in the middle of the ring! Myles is the first person to gain the advantage, twisting out and trapping the wrist of the former Answers World Champion! Cameron immediately drops her body weight and the momentum sends Myles over the top and rolling away – IN EXCELSIS?! MYLES JUST GETS OUT OF THE WAY!
Rich Russillo: Myles rolling straight back out of the ring! He knows that Cameron lured him in and almost drove her entire knee straight into his face with that Jamie O’Hara made famous knee strike! But, this time Cameron doesn’t give him the chance to dictate anything! Cameron slides straight out of the ring as Myles quickly tries to keep his distance between the two! Myles shoots straight back into the ring as Cameron follows! Both are back in the ring as Myles tries to meet her with a clothesline, but Cameron is able to slip underneath and locks Myles by the waist! Cameron tries to send Myles overhead with a German Suplex, but Myles is able to use his leg to block! Myles with a back elbow! Cameron ducks underneath as the momentum swings Myles around – and Cameron sweeps Myles legs out from under him and begins to fire away with forearms!
James Peters: Myles wanted competition and so far Cameron Ella Ava is giving him a fight! Myles is able to push Cameron away, but Cameron doesn’t look to give him any room in the slightest! Myles is back to his feet, but Cameron’s there to drive her shoulder under his ribs and drives him back into the corner! Cameron fires with another forearm – BEFORE LIGHTING MYLES’ CHEST UP WITH A BRUTAL CHOP! You can see by the look on Myles’ face that she did not hold back in the slightest!
Persephone: Do it again :oh:
Rich Russillo: Cameron grabs Myles by the arm and looks to send him across the ring to the opposite corner, but Myles is able to turn it around! Myles looks to follow, but Cameron gets the boot up! Myles catches it! Wow! I don’t believe I’ve ever seen someone do that before! Myles caught the right boot of Cameron, swinging it between the top and middle rope before driving his boot into the back of the left knee of Cameron Ella Ava! You could see that the left knee of Cameron Ella Ava immediately buckled under that impact! Cameron Ella Ava’s screaming out in pain as he clutches at her knee; the referee trying to get between both her and Myles, but Myles pushes straight past! Myles grabs onto that leg of Cameron and drags her straight out to the middle of the ring!
James Peters: Myles uses his own knee and traps the leg of Cameron and locks in an inverted ankle lock! While you may believe that the smartest choice would have been to place all of your attention on the knee that you just hit, you have to remember how much damage hitting that back of that knee can do to the entire leg! Cameron’s trapped on her back in the middle of the ring; this may not come close to making her submit, but it’s definitely going to have an impact over how she’s going to be able to compete during the rest of this match! You can see that Cameron’s trying to keep herself composed. She needs to find a way out of this predicament and beginning to panic isn’t going to do her any favours. Cameron with a boot to the side of Myles’ head!
Rich Russillo: But, Myles just endures it! Myles shakes his head at Cameron before she fires with another! This time Myles is able to get his head out of the way – and in return Cameron fires another boot, this time at the hands of Myles! That shot weakened the grip of Myles enough to free that ankle! Myles tries to return with a falling forearm, but Cameron catches the arm and pulls Myles into a Triangle Choke! Cameron isn’t able to lock it in completely as Myles uses his free arm to block it! Myles is able to find his foot and POWERS Cameron up off of the canvas!
James Peters: Cameron knows that she’s not in the greatest position as Myles carries her over to the corner and places her up onto the top rope! The referee begins to count as Cameron still tries to lock that choke in, but she quickly releases the hold to break the count – AND MYLES SENDS HER CRASHING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DROPKICK! You can tell that these two are wrestling completely different matches right now; Cameron is so driven by emotion and Myles is weathering the storm that comes with it and reacting appropriately. Cameron needs to find a way to control herself. She’s only going to give Myles opportunities to strike if she keeps competing the way that she is.
Rich Russillo: Cameron’s down outside the ring after taking that nasty landing. You can see the referee leaning through the ropes to see if Cameron’s okay after plummeting off the top rope and down onto the thin padding that covers that concrete flooring. Cameron’s already trying to push herself up to her feet, but it may be a smarter move to use all the time that she can to recover. These two are so accustomed to fighting these longer matches that rushing back into this match isn’t going to help her in the slightest. But, still, that doesn’t look like she’s even put that as a part of the equation right now! Cameron’s gingerly pushing herself back up to her feet –
James Peters: TOPE CON HILOOOOOO!!! CAMERON FORCES HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET AND MYLES FORCES HER BACK DOWN, JUMPING OVER BOTH THE TOP ROPE AND THE REFEREE TO TAKE OUT THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION WITH A B-E-A-UTIFUL TOPE CON HILO!! And the most impressive part of that entire thing is that Myles lands on his feet! You can hear the boos coming from all directions throughout the arena as Myles drags Cameron back up to her feet and rolls her back into the ring. Myles quickly follows, jumping up onto the apron and stalks!
Persephone: He didn’t land on his head the first time, hoping he does this time!
Rich Russillo: Cameron slowly pushing herself back up; I don’t think that it’s due to defiance this time and more so instinct! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! THE MOMENT THAT CAMERON GETS BACK TO HER FEET – MYLES TAKES HER BACK DOWN AGAIN WITH THAT SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! MYLES SHOOTS THE HALF!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: Cameron gets the shoulder up, but she’s going to have to work to get back up as Myles traps her in a chinlock! You can see the body position of Myles; that arm locked around the chin and neck of Cameron, but also forcing her to bear some of his bodyweight! This stops any chance of Cameron recovering. She’s forced to burn a lot of energy to get out of this and try to find a way back into this match.
Myles: (off-mic) Take a look around, Cam! Where’s Jamie and Hathaway?! Your entire family had their eyes on his downfall at Pain for Pride, but they’re nowhere to be seen the moment that you’re trying to fight their battles!
James Peters: Disgusting.
Rich Russillo: He ain’t wrong though, James! Myles is in full control and he’s going to let Cameron know it!
James Peters: But, that may have just lit another fire under Cameron! Cameron’s able to force herself into that seated position! That’s the first step if she wants to get back to her feet! Myles tries to force her back down to the canvas – BUT, SHE’S ABLE TO SLIP HER HEAD FREE AND SHE’S PRYING AT THE EYES OF MYLES!!! THE REFEREE IMMEDIATELY TRYING TO GET CAMERON OFF OF MYLES AS HE SCREAMS IN AGONY!!! CAMERON RELENTS, BUT KEEPS THAT ARM TRAPPED BEFORE TRAPPING THE OTHER UNDER HERS!!! BOTH ARMS OF MYLES ARE TRAPPED AS CAMERON FIRES DOWN WITH AN ELBOW! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!
Rich Russillo: UNFORGIVING, UNRELENTING SHOTS FROM THE HALL OF FAMER!! MYLES COULD BE OUT AND CAMERON ROLLS FORWARD WITH BOTH ARMS STILL TRAPPED OF MYLES AND ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRRR-
Rich Russillo: Myles kicks out, but it doesn’t look like Cameron’s too disappointed about it! You can still see the contrast between the two of them. Myles was more than willing to maintain that control that he had, but Cameron wants Myles to get back to his feet! Myles has been knocked into a complete daze after those repeated shots to the head! Cameron with a shoot kick to the chest of Myles! Cameron fires with a second, but this time Myles catches the boot!
James Peters: BUT, CAMERON ONLY USES IT TO CONNECT WITH A STEP UP KNEE STRIKE UNDER THE JAW OF THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER! Myles falls back into the ropes! European Uppercut from Cameron Ella Ava! A second! The ropes keeping Myles standing as Cameron powers him up off of his feet and up onto her shoulders! USHIGOROSHI!! MYLES LANDS ON HIS FEET AND CRACKS CAMERON IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A SWINGING ENZIGURI!!!!
Rich Russillo: Cameron is barely standing as she’s on spaghetti legs, AND THAT GIVES MYLES THE OPPORTUNITY TO LIFT CAMERON UP HIMSELF INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! CAMERON ELLA AVA BEGINS TO ELBOW AWAY AT MYLES THOUGH, WHICH QUICKLY FORCES HIM TO LET GO OF HER AS SHE BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES AND BOUNCES OFF OF THEM!
James Peters: MYLES JUST CAUGHT CAMERON ELLA AVA AS SHE WENT FOR A JUMPING LARIAT, AND I THINK MYLES MAY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BEARHUG SUBMISSION, BUT CAMERON WAS ABLE TO GET HER ARM OVER MYLES’ NECK, ALLOWING HER TO PULL HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE JUMPING DDT! Stuff like this is why Cameron Ella Ava is so successful, and right now you have to wonder if Myles has bitten off more than he could chew!
Persephone: I mean… Isn’t that basically what Myles’ entire season has been like? He faces these old, retirement home bound Hall of Famers and he loses.
Rich Russillo: Cameron didn’t bother going for the cover as Myles manages to grab onto the ropes to pull himself up, AND CAMERON QUICKLY CHARGES AT MYLES, SUCCESSFULLY TAKING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: MYLES MANAGED TO HOLD ONTO THE APRON THOUGH, STOPPING HIMSELF FROM BEING SENT OUT TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Myles is on the ring apron, AND NOW CAMERON TRIES TO ATTACK BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO JUMP UP AND HIT CAMERON WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! Cameron Ella Ava now stumbling back, AND MYLES GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T CONNECT THOUGH! CAMERON AVOIDED IT AS MYLES ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW MYLES CHARGES BACK TOWARDS CAMERON LOOKING FOR A LARIAT- BUT CAMERON DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE RUNNING TO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CAMERON ELLA AVA! MYLES IS STILL STANDING, BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO CHANGE THAT AS SHE DROPS MYLES ON HIS NECK WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX!
Persephone: :francis: If only she landed the move better, Myles would probably be paralyzed right about now.
James Peters: Myles is trying to find his way back up to his feet, but Cameron Ella Ava just delivers a nasty boot to the back of Myles’ head! Myles makes his way to the corner of the ring, AND CAMERON BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY AT MYLES AS MUCH AS SHE CAN, FORCING THE REFEREE TO BEGIN COUNTING AS CAMERON CONTINUES TO TARGET MYLES’ HEAD WITH THESE STOMPS!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE-
Rich Russillo: And Cameron Ella Ava lets go, allowing Myles to use the turnbuckles to get back to his feet! Cameron doesn’t give Myles that much time to recover though as she quickly rushes back in towards him, BUT MYLES LIFTS CAMERON OVER HIS HEAD, CAUSING CAMERON TO LAND OUT ON THE APRON NOW! Now it’s Myles looking to capitalize off of Cameron being on the apron, but Cameron stops Myles’ attempt at a forearm before landing a headbutt! Cameron Ella Ava now is making her way up to the top rope thanks to Myles stumbling back!
James Peters: MYLES RUSHES TO THE CORNER, FORCING CAMERON TO JUMP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND ROLL BACK UP TO HER FEET! CAMERON QUICKLY RUSHES TO THE CORNER AS MYLES TURNS AROUND- AND MYLES IS ABLE TO GET A BOOT UP, HITTING CAMERON IN THE JAW! MYLES NOW GRABBING CAMERON FROM BEHIND AS HE LOOKS FOR A BACK SUPLEX- BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF HIS GRASP AND LAND ON HER FEET, JUST FOR MYLES TO QUICKLY TURN AROUND, LAYING CAMERON OUT WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! Myles must have seen that counter coming from Cameron, and right now he’s in firm control of the match!
Persephone: See what I mean? If you ask me Cameron let this happen. I said that she had the opportunity to injure him, but she’s just not talented enough, I guess.
Rich Russillo: Cameron Ella Ava slowly using the ropes to try and pull herself up, AND NOW MYLES GRABS CAMERON BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES! MYLES GOES FOR A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE- BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA IS ABLE TO AVOID IT! CAMERON GRABS MYLES FROM BEHIND, BUT MYLES LANDS A HARD HITTING BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW!
James Peters: Cameron stumbles back after that back elbow, and that gives Myles the opportunity to run the ropes, AND HE HITS CAMERON WITH A HUGE BICYCLE KICK!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON ELLA AVA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW MYLES QUICKLY LIFTS CAMERON UP BEFORE SPIKING HER HEAD FIRST ONTO THE MAT WITH A BRAINBUSTER! HUGE BRAINBUSTER BY MYLES, AND NOW MYLES GOES FOR THE COVER TO POSSIBLY PUT THE HALL OF FAMER AWAY!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHHH-
Persephone: :francis: And Cameron gets the shoulder up, because Myles just can’t do anything right.
James Peters: Myles doesn’t waste his time worrying about Cameron kicking out though, and instead Myles pulls Cameron up and tosses her into the corner! Cameron is using the turnbuckles just to keep herself standing, AND MYLES RUSHES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A CLOTHESLINE! Myles now grabbing Cameron by the arm as he pulls her out of the corner, AND NOW HE TAKES CAMERON DOWN WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Myles is in firm control right now, and you just can’t take away how talented this man is! He’s a serious threat and Cameron is surely starting to realize that- if she hasn’t already.
Rich Russillo: Myles is pulling the lifeless Cameron Ella Ava up once again-
James Peters: AND CAMERON HITS MYLES WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW! Myles stumbles back a bit as he didn’t expect that out of Cameron, AND NOW MYLES SWINGS AT CAMERON, BUT CAMERON DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE KICKING MYLES’ KNEE OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Myles drops down to a knee, AND NOW CAMERON BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES TO BOUNCE OFF OF THEM, LOOKING FOR A SHINING WIZARD!
Rich Russillo: MYLES MANAGED TO DUCK UNDER IT, BUT BOTH ELITISTS ARE ABLE TO GET BACK UP AT THE SAME TIME, AND CAMERON ELLA AVA THROWS A KICK AT MYLES- BUT MYLES CATCHES THE LEG, JUST FOR CAMERON TO JUMP UP AND DELIVER A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! This has been a very hard hitting match so far, AND CAMERON LOOKS TO BRING AN END TO THAT AS SHE GRABS MYLES BY THE HEAD!
James Peters: SNAPBACK!!! THE SNAPMARE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS, AND MYLES IS DROPPED ONTO THE MAT AFTER GOING FACE FIRST INTO CAMERON ELLA AVA’S KNEE! CAMERON GOES FOR THE COVER, AND THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO PUT MYLES AWAY!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: MYLES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! MYLES IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!
Persephone: :wtf: Why is Myles kicking out of stuff?? It’s Myles!! I know he has his moments and all that, but he’s supposed to lose in the end anyway! Can we just skip to that part?
Rich Russillo: Cameron Ella Ava slowly gets back to her feet, and she just shakes her head before slowly pulling Myles back up! I don’t know if she’s just upset the match isn’t over or if she just knows she has more punishment to offer, but either way Myles is in some bad shape right now! Cameron is in control of the match, AND NOW CAMERON BEGINS TRYING TO LIFT MYLES UP, LOOKING FOR “BREAKING BARRIERS”!!!
James Peters: MYLES DOESN’T LET IT CONNECT, THOUGH! THE FANS BEGIN BOOING AS MYLES SLIPS OUT OF CAMERON’S GRASP AND STUMBLES BACK TO THE ROPES! Cameron Ella Ava charges at Myles, BUT MYLES MANAGES TO LAND A BOOT TO THE FACE! Cameron Ella Ava stumbles back, AND NOW THIS TIME IT’S MYLES THAT CHARGES IN, LANDING A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON IS STAGGERED, BUT STILL STANDING – WONDER WOMAN PUNCH!!!! THAT VICIOUS FOREARM SMASH FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA TO MYLES!!! MYLES ABSORBED THE IMPACT AND FIRES BACK WITH A SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK!!! CAMERON FALLS BACK, BUT MYLES STOPS HER AND PULLS HER IN!!
James Peters: MYLES POWERS CAMERON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND LAUNCHES HER BACK INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES WITH A BUCKLEBOMB!!! CAMERON’S SPINE JARS IN PAIN AS HE STAGGERS FORWARD AND BACK INTO THE ARMS OF MYLES!!! HE PULLS UP IN AND UP AGAIN!!!! SPINNING SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!! CAMERON PLANTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! HE HOLDS THE COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHRRRREEE-
James Peters: CAMERON POWERS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE!!!
(The camera cuts to a side by side frame of both Myles and Cameron down and a replay of that last sequences; showing the impact of the Forearm Smash from Cameron Ella Ava being absorbed by Myles before he counters back with the Spinning Back Heel Kick, the Bucklebomb and Spinning Powerbomb before Cameron powers out before three.)
Rich Russillo: Myles is slowly pushing himself back to his feet as Cameron stirs. You can see blood coming from the mouth of Myles after that shot from Cameron Ella Ava, but he still remains in control after that powerbomb. Myles slowly backs into the cover. Myles gives himself the chance to recover for the first time in this match as he watches Cameron crawl into the opposite corner. Cameron uses the ropes to pull herself back up – BUT MYLES SMASHES HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!!!
James Peters: The impact of that shot ending Cameron face first into the middle turnbuckle! Myles drags her out of the corner and pulls her back in! Myles powers Cameron Ella Ava up into that Canadian Backbreaker! WRAITH OF PANDORA!!! NO, CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET AND SWEEPS THE LEG!!!! AVA LOCK!!!
Rich Russillo: AVA LOCK!!!! CAMERON COUNTERS INTO THE MODIFIED STF!!!! MYLES IMMEDIATELY GOES INTO A PANIC!!!! THE SLIGHT MOMENT OF CONFIDENCE IN HAVING CAMERON EXACTLY WHERE HE WANTED HER GAVE HER THE CHANCE TO TRAP HIM!!!!
Persephone: FINALLY, NOW MYLES JUST NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND TAP OUT!!!
James Peters: MYLES TRYING TO SCRATCH AND CLAW HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES, BUT CAMERON’S ALMOST MAKING THAT TRAPPED LEG TOUCH THE BACK OF MYLES HEAD!!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES KNOWS THAT HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE AVA LOCK AND GET OUT OF IT QUICK!!!! HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HOLD ON BY THE TIME HE CAN MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES!!!! MYLES SUMMONS THE STRENGTH TO ROLL TO HIS SIDE AND FORCES CAMERON TO LOSE THE HOLD!!! BOTH SCRAMBLE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, BUT CAMERON’S A STEP AHEAD OF MYLES!!! CAMERON SHOOTS FORWARD – BUT MYLES POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR!!!! MYLES LOOKING FOR THAT VICTORIA KNEE STRIKE, BUT CAMERON POPS OVERHEAD!!! MYLES TURNS AROUND –
Rich Russillo: IN EXCELSIS!!!!!! KNEE STRIKE TO MYLES!!!! MYLES DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!!! CAMERON DOESN’T SLOW DOWN!!!! IN EXCELSIS!!!!! THIS TIME TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF MYLES!!!! MYLES SLUMPS DOWN FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!!! CAMERON GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND FORCES HIM BACK UP TO HIS KNEES!!!! SHE’S LOOKING TO END IT!!!! GODDESS RISING!!!!!! STEP UP AXE KICK TO THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER!!!! MYLES IS DOWN!!!! CAMERON ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: SHE GOT HIM!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO, SHE DID NOT!!!! MYLES JUST, JUST GETS HIS SHOULDER ABOUT AN INCH UP OFF THE CANVAS!!!!
James Peters: Cameron’s just sitting there; she didn’t just hit Myles with one, not two, but three massive shots from Myles still managed to get the shoulder up! I don’t know if Myles even knows where he is right now, but that arm still remains in the air! Cameron pushes herself back up to her feet and locks the wrist of that arm. Cameron locks the wrist of Myles’ other arm! You know what she has in mind! She has had to listen to this man speak about her husband, her son, her ability to be a parent. She has been waiting for this moment for months! STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES BLOCKS IT!!!! MYLES BROKE THE GRIP OF CAMERON AND CAUGHT THE KNEE!!!!
James Peters: Cameron clubbing at the back of Myles, but he will not release that knee! He may not be in the condition needed to fight back, but he knows that knee strike would be the end of his night!!
Rich Russillo: Myles finally lets go of that leg of Cameron as Cameron tries to lock both of those wrists again. She’s intent on driving that knee straight into his face! Myles trying to break that grip, but this time he’s unable! CAMERON LOOKS FOR THAT STARDUST BREAKER!!!! BUT, MYLES POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND POPS CAMERON UP INTO THE AIR!!!! VICTORIA!!!!!!! POP UP KNEE STRIKE TO CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!! BOTH ARE DOWN!!!!
Persephone: I completely get why these two are fighting like this and all, but I think this match could really use weapons or something. Four Extreme Elimination Chambers and an inferno match isn’t enough for me, we need more stipulation matches.
Rich Russillo: CAMERON SLOWLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS MYLES SLOWLY LOOKS TO COVER!!! BUT, CAMERON’S NOT THERE!!!! MYLES MAY HAVE SUMMONED HIS LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH TO HIT THAT KNEE STRIKE AND CAMERON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING STOPPING MYLES FROM MAKING THE COVER!!!!
James Peters: You can see the look in Myles eyes! He knows that he hit Cameron with every piece of that Victoria Knee Strike! Myles defiantly pushing himself back up to his feet as Cameron clutches onto the curtain of the ring apron, somehow trying to drag herself back up! Myles shaking his head before beginning to make his way up to the top rope! Myles is perched on the top rope as Cameron’s back up to a vertical base!
Rich Russillo: DIVING SENTON TO CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! MYLES SOARING THROUGH THE AIR AND TO THE OUTSIDE AND TAKES OUT THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!! The referee leaving the ring to check on both of them as they remain down on the outside! Cameron is barely moving, but Myles pushes the referee away and pushes himself back up to his feet!
Persephone: Why is the ref checking on them? COUNT THEM OUT! RING THE BELL!
Rich Russillo: The referee trying to get in between Myles and the downed Cameron, but he pushes straight past! Myles forces her back up to her feet and SENDS HER CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! CAMERON BOUNCES OFF THAT STEEL INTO A HEAP AND MYLES RELISHES IN EVERYTHING BEING THROWN HIS WAY BY THE ENTIRE CROWD INSIDE THE LUCAS OIL STADIUM!!
James Peters: Myles telling the entire world that Cameron’s finished. He’s about to send her home to spend the rest of her days with Jamie. Myles drags the almost limp body of Cameron back to her feet and rolls her carcass into the ring! Myles forces the referee back into the ring and follows! Myles making his way back up to the top rope! Cameron has barely moved! The hint of a smile crossing the face of Myles as he looks down at his fallen opponent!
Rich Russillo: FROG SPLASH!!!!! MYLES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH THE FROG SPLASH!!!! SHADES OF THE MAN WHO HIS NEW EDEN BRETHREN RETIRED AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!! THE COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: CAMERON KICKS OUT!!!!
James Peters: SHE DOESN’T JUST KICK OUT – SHE KICKED OUT WITH AUTHORITY!!!! MYLES IS IN SHOCK! MYLES LOOKING AT THE REFEREE AS CAMERON SHAKES HER HEAD!!! LOOK AT THE BLOOD RUNNING FROM A CUT AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD AFTER HITTING THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! MYLES GRABBING CAMERON BY A HANDFUL OF HER HAIR AND FORCES HER BACK TO HER FEET!!! MYLES TRYING TO SET HER UP FOR THAT DE FACTO, BUT CAMERON FIGHTS!!! CAMERON, JUST LIKE EARLIER IN THE MATCH FIRES WITH A SHARP ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER!!!
Rich Russillo: Myles drops down to a knee and Cameron runs her hands across her face and finally sees the blood! Myles is laughing?!
Myles: (off-mic) It gets worse than this, cunt.
James Peters: CAMERON WITH A STANDING PUNT TO THE HEAD OF MYLES!!! THE SIGHT OF HER OWN BLOOD ALONGSIDE THE WORDS FROM MYLES HAS SENT CAMERON INTO A FRENZY!!! MYLES TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM CAMERON AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE – BUT, CAMERON FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES AT FULL SPEED WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!!! MYLES SENT CRASHING BACK INTO OUR TABLE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Myles stumbles away and falls down onto his hands and knees! Cameron stalking as Myles turns and tries to push himself away!
Myles: (off-mic) I’m sure that Hathaway is so proud of his mother neglecting him in order to do this…
Rich Russillo: Cameron just stops. You can see the look on Cameron’s face as Myles laughs. This was meant to be a match about competition, but Myles may be showing his truest colors! Cameron turns her back on Myles and makes her way to the ring!
Myles: (off-mic) Yeah, turn your back on me – just like you did your family!
James Peters: Cameron reaches her hand under the apron as he looks back at Myles… AND SHE –
Rich Russillo: SHE –
Persephone: DID SHE PUT FUCKING DIAMONDS ON A SLEDGEHAMMER?!
Rich Russillo: MYLES GOES WIDE EYED!!! YOU CAN ONLY PUSH A PERSON SO FAR BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO MUCH!!! CAMERON CAME INTO THIS MATCH WANTING REVENGE FOR NEW EDEN’S ACTIONS TOWARDS HER HUSBAND!!! MYLES HAS PUSHED HER!!! THE REFEREE TRYING TO TALK CAMERON DOWN – BUT HE DRIVES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER STRAIGHT INTO THEIR STOMACH!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: THEY RING THE BELL; CAMERON HAS GOTTEN HERSELF DISQUALIFIED, BUT I DON’T BELIEVE SHE CARES IN THE SLIGHTEST!!! SHE HAS HER SIGHTS LOCKED ON MYLES AND SHE’S GOING TO TAKE OUT ANYONE IN HER WAY TO STOP HER FROM GETTING TO HIM!!! MYLES IS IN A PANIC!!!! MYLES TRYING TO GET AWAY, BUT CAMERON GIVES CHASE!!! MYLES SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AS CAMERON FOLLOWS!!! MYLES LOOKS TO CUT HER OFF WITH JAMIE O’HARA IN EXCELSIS – BUT CAMERON DODGES!!!! CAMERON DRIVES THAT DIAMOND STUDDED SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE STOMACH OF MYLES!!!! MYLES GASPS FOR AIR AS HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES!!!!
James Peters: CAMERON FOLLOWS IT BY DRIVING IT INTO THE HEAD OF MYLES!!! MYLES IS DOWN; BLOOD POURING FROM A WOUND FROM THAT SHOT!!!! MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE RUSHING DOWN TO THE RING, BUT CAMERON ISN’T ALLOWING THEM INTO THE RING!!! SHE WANTS MYLES TO SUFFER, JUST LIKE JAMIE DID!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES ISN’T MOVING; HE CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF, BUT CAMERON FORCES HIM UP ANYWAY!!!! CAMERON HAS BOTH WRISTS LOCKED!!!! STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WHAT A FUCKING SHOT TO THE FACE OF MYLES!!!! HIS NOSE HAS TO BE BROKEN!!!! HIS ENTIRE FACE MAY BE BROKEN!!!! CAMERON HIT HIM AT FULL FORCE!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS SECURITY SWARM THE RING!!!! THEY GRABS CAMERON, STOPPING ANY CHANCE THAT SHE’S ABLE TO ANY MORE DAMAGE TO THE UNCONSCIOUS MYLES, BUT I BELIEVE THAT SHE GOT EVERYTHING THAT SHE WANTED!! SHE WANTED REVENGE!! SHE WANTED MYLES TO PAY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO JAMIE O’HARA AND SHE MAY HAVE GOTTEN IT IN THE BIGGEST WAY POSSIBLE!!
(Security personnel force Cameron out of the ring as they attend to the mess that is Myles in the ring. Cameron doesn’t resist in the slightest, not once trying to look back over her shoulder and back to the ring. She did get everything that she wanted. Revenge was worth more than simply beating Myles. She wanted Myles to feel everything that Jamie did, and once he wakes up – he definitely will.)
Rich Russillo: I can’t believe what we just saw. Myles has pushed her for weeks. Myles brought her family into this; just like he did with Jamie. I don’t know if we’ve ever seen this side of Cameron, but I’d hate to find myself on that side of it.
James Peters: Don’t mess with a woman scorned, Rich. Myles has beaten Cameron Ella Ava tonight by disqualification, but he certainly doesn’t look like a winner. He said that he was looking for competition, but created this situation for himself. He won’t admit it, but he has himself to blame for this.
(The thousands packed inside the Lucas Oil Stadium chant for Cameron as Myles slowly begins to wake up. He sits in the middle of the ring as medical attendants tend to him before the camera cuts to a short EAW commercial.)
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(The camera fades to the next match graphic of the night.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR….ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“On and On” by Missy Elliott [instrumental] plays out a focused Lisa Wren, who’s all business tonight as she heads to the ring with a purpose. Lisa doesn’t pay any attention to the crowd reaction, which isn’t much of a surprise after all that’s happened between herself and her opponent tonight: her own former partner, Kensi. Things are more heated tonight than usual, and it’s very clear by the look on Lisa Wren’s face.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Hailing out of British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 140 pounds…LISA WREN!!
Stew-O: The time has come for Lisa Wren to get her hands on Kensi, who did what most saw as a despicable act last Dynasty, kicking Lisa Wren in her, uh, lady bits.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, I don’t think that’s something she’s gonna easily forget, pile that on with Kensi’s betrayal, and Lisa’s got a lot to be fighting for on this night.
Jake Mercer: But will this anger or aggression get the best of Lisa against a more calculated type in Kensi?
(“On and On” gets cut off with “Sacrifice” by Bebe Rexha, and outcomes a more cocky Kensi, who heads to the ring, keeping a watchful eye on the stewing Lisa Wren in the ring. Kensi walks out at her own pace, also not paying too much attention to the crowd reaction. Lisa Wren is staring down her opponent, and Kensi slowly makes her way into the ring as Stephie Love continues to speak.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent! Hailing out of Savannah, Georgia, weighing in at 139 lbs…SHE IS THE ULTIMATE TEMPTATION…KENSI!!
Stew-O: Obviously not carrying the same intensity as Lisa, but I don’t think Kensi lacks the focus.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, she knows what her former partner can do in that ring, especially to her, and wants to be very careful tonight.
Stew-O: But there will be no running like she did in Dynasty, Kensi’s gonna have to fight Lisa.
(The referee signals for the bell as Lisa’s eyes remain locked on Kensi, who’s carrying a cocky grin on her face.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: There’s the bell, and this matchup is officially underw- OOH! DROPKICK! RUNNING DROPKICK FROM LISA LANDS ON KENSI, WHO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO GET OUT OF HER CORNER AS NOW LISA HAMMERS HER WITH STRIKES, KENSI DOING HER BEST TO COVER UP!
Stew-O: You had to expect that Lisa wasn’t gonna waste any time tonight in getting her hands on Kensi, perhaps looking to do some damage, and you can’t say that Kensi didn’t have at least part of this coming.
Flannery McCoy: Speaking of Kensi, looks as if she’s finally found escape from this unrelenting offense, ducking her head through the middle rope, causing the referee to pull Lisa away- WHO QUICKLY BREAKS FREE OF HIS REACH TO CHARGE KENSI WITH A BIG BOOT, falling out through the middle rope now, and onto the apron as Lisa sticks her leg through the middle to stomp Kensi, who tries to cover up on her side, but those kicks are landing! So, Kensi rolls off the apron, and catches herself on our announce table for a breather!
Stew-O: Crazy how Kensi started this match with a smile on her face, and now it seems to be completely washed away.
Jake Mercer: I’m sure it’ll come back, Kensi has no less reason to be confident other than Lisa Wren connecting with a few CHEAP SHOTS! Kensi really is the victim here!
Flannery McCoy: The victim? :comeagain: Don’t tell me you’ve bought into her crap as well.
Jake Mercer: She makes a compelling case.
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Stew-O: Regardless, Kensi seems to finally wrap up favoring that jaw of hers before sliding in the ring with a very antsy Lisa Wren, WHO STOPS A CHARGING KENSI WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, QUICKLY MOVING TO A KNEE-MOUNT! LISA WITH A FEW PUNCHES IN BUNCHES, ADDING ONTO THAT WITH A FEW HAMMERFISTS! ..BUT KENSI USES THAT LONG LEFT LEG OF HERS FOR A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LISA!
Jake Mercer: This opens up room for Kensi to roll away as Lisa lies on all fours, clutching at the back of her head and neck area. But manages to catch Kensi using the ropes to pull herself back up, AND POUNCES ON HER WITH A FULL NELSON ATTEMPT, BUT KENSI WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPE, AND HOOKED HER LEFT ARM ON THE TOP ONE BEFORE LISA COULD FULLY CINCH IT IN! It was right there we could’ve seen that full Nelson camel clutch maneuver if Wren would have successfully wrestled her adversary down to the mat.
Flannery McCoy: BUT HERE’S LISA TO MAKE A BEELINE TOWARDS KENSI, WHO GETS THE ELBOW UP, STAGGERING HER OPPONENT BACK, BUT ONLY TEMPORARILY AS LISA AGAIN RUNS TOWARD HER, THIS TIME GETTING SENT OVER THE SHOULDER OF KENSI, WHO TURNS AROUND TO NOTICE WREN STILL ON THE APRON, BUT HAS NO TIME TO REACT BEFORE GETTING DROPPED ACROSS THE TOP ROPE THROAT-FIRST WITH A HOTSHOT!
Stew-O: Lisa doesn’t let Kensi get away before hooking her up with a Suplex, and you don’t think? Lisa’s gonna try a vertical Suplex to the outside, and this could be fatal as she tries to lift Kensi up for it, who resists, holding her weight down with assistance from the middle rope, grabbing onto that for dear life with her free hand. BUT THE PERSISTENT LISA WREN ISNT GONNA STOP HERE, LIFTING HER UP OFF THE MAT!! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: But we will not see the Suplex as Kensi finds a way to shift the momentum, hoisting Lisa Wren up instead, the strength of Kensi cannot be underestimated! BUT LISA SLIPS OUT THE BACK DOOR, DROPKICKING KENSI TO THE OUTSIDE! Lisa sticks her upper half through the middle rope, grabbing onto the hair of a kneeling Kensi- MIGHTVE BEEN A MISTAKE AS KENSI JUST YANKED LISA TO THE OUTSIDE, WREN LANDING ON HER BACK WITH A HARD THUD!
Jake Mercer: Looks as if Kensi played possum there, maybe waiting for the opportune time to shift things back into her favor as she stands Lisa up to slam her face first off the barricade! “The Ultimate Temptation” showing a vicious side of her own as the slightly glossed over Lisa Wren gets rolled back into the ring, Kensi stalking her like a prey as she slides back into the ring herself. Lisa gets up to her feet, but remains doubled over, allowing Kensi to take advantage with a hair pull mat slam, bouncing Lisa onto her stomach. Kensi moves into the cover!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: Oh, just a one count as Lisa still has tons of fight left in her as Kensi stands her up, knocking the opponent loopy with a forearm smash, forcing Lisa to stumble back into the corner, holding herself up with assistance from the top ropes, hooking both arms on them as Kensi repays the favor from earlier, going to work with stiff punches to the head, Lisa unable to quite defend herself against these. The referee gets involved to pull Kensi away momentarily as Lisa slumps down to a seated position in the corner.
(Kensi backs away and has a bit of a smile on her face, and is met with resounding boos, much to her dismay before focusing back on Lisa in the corner.)
Flannery McCoy: Not the reaction she wanted, but isn’t gonna let that stop her from pressing her boot into the face of Wren, the legs of Lisa flailing somewhat! The referee is gonna have to count five on Kensi if she keeps this going on anymore!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOU-
Flannery McCoy: Kensi evidently not really caring much for the ref’s count until it mattered once he encroached on five. But now is gonna prop Lisa up in that corner once more, taking a few steps back before going in for more punishment again. BUT LISA GETS THE BOOT UP- OR SO WE THOUGHT AS KENSI CAUGHT IT! LISA OUTSTRETCHES HER ARM TO RAKE EYES OF KENSI, WHICH SHE DOES SUCCESSFULLY, GETTING HER FOOT FREE AS KENSI CREATES SPACE, ALMOST BLINDED HERE!
Stew-O: Lisa attempts a German Suplex, but Kensi nips that in the bud with a back elbow as soon as she got lifted slightly up off the mat! Kensi wanted to run off the ropes in front of Wren while she was stunned for a brief moment, but Lisa pulled her back in for a back Suplex! KSNSI FLIPS OUT OF IT- SLEEPER HOLD! THE ARMS OF LISA FLAILING AROUND, LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF ROPE BREAK AS KENSI PUTS ALL THE WEIGHT ON THE BACK OF LISA, DROPPING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALMOST GETTING A SECOND WIND, LISA BACKPEDALS KENSI INTO THE CORNER, SANDWICHING HER BETWEEN TURNBUCKLE, AND JUST PURE BODY! SNAPMARE FROM LISA ONTO KENSI, WHO HAS NO IDEA WHATS COMING AS LISA CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! BLOCKBUSTER!! WREN SHOWING OFF THAT ATHLETICISM HERE! KENSI GETS UP TO ONE KNEE BEFORE LISA TAKES OFF THE ROPES IN FRONT FOR A SLINGBLADE!
Jake Mercer: KENSI’S UP TO A SEATED POSITION AFTER THAT, CLASPING AT HER NECK, BUT GETS A JUMPING DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FOR HER TROUBLES! Kensi rolling over to a prone spot now, allowing Wren to rear mount her for the camel clutch, and attempts to hook the arms of Kensi, WHO SLIPS THROUGH THE LEGS OF LISA, PULLING THEM OUT FROM UNDER HER IN THE PROCESS, CAUSING WREN TO FACEPLANT!
Stew-O: Kensi quickly rushes to the side of Wren for a somersault leg drop to the back of the head! Keeping her opponent grounded for the time being as Lisa writhes around in pain. Kensi starts her ascension to the top rope now, back to her opponent, and this could be the beginning of the end as we’ve seen her finish people off with that Phoenix dragonrana maneuver she calls the “Special K.”
Flannery McCoy: BUT WE WONT TONIGHT, OR NOT YET AT LEAST AS LISA HURRIED TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, DELIVERING SHOTS TO THE BACK OF A PERCHED KENSI! Lisa climbs to the top rope now, balancing herself as she hooks Kensi up for an avalanche back Suplex, BUT KENSI TURNS IT TO A CROSSBODY, ALL HER BODY WEIGHT CRASHING DOWN ON WREN AS THEY HIT THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Trust me, that top rope is no small drop to say the least as now both competitors laid out. Kensi didn’t get a chance to hold the cover on Wren following that crossbody counter, just bouncing off the body of Lisa, and currently using the corner to assist in pulling herself up.
Stew-O: And upon noticing Lisa to still be down, it’s here that without any wasted motion that Kensi slides into the cover, wanting to reap the benefits of that crossbody, which might’ve knocked her opponent’s lights out, seeing how hard the back of Lisa’s head hit the mat!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT AT TWO, much to the shock and utter annoyance from Kensi, who props Lisa up for a Suplex. BUT LISA SLIPS OUT THE BACK, GRABBING KENSI INTO A REAR WAISTLOCK, BUT EATING AN ELBOW FOR HER TROUBLES, STAGGERING WREN BACK INTO THE CORNER! BUT LISA’S ALMOST IMMEDIATELY ABLE TO SHRUG IT OFF FOR WHEN KENSI TURNS AROUND INTO A STEP-UP ENZIGURI! A WOBBLY LEGGED KENSI TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT LANDING ON HER FEET!
Flannery McCoy: WHICH LEAVES HER OPEN FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE FROM WREN THAT KNOCKS KENSI BACK INTO THE BARRICADE, BUT SHE STILL REMAINS AT A VERTICAL BASE, CAUSING LISA TO BUILD MOMENTUM FOR A SUICIDE DI- NO! KENSI GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AND LISA COLLIDES FACE FIRST WITH THE BARRICADE! THAT LOOKED GNARLY AS NOW KENSI’S GONNA ROLL HER BACK INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Cover is made!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRR-
Jake Mercer: Kickout there as Kensi starts to choke Lisa Wren on the mat, the referee starting a five count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Stew-O: Shades of earlier, Kensi’s just getting the most use out of everything she does, now trapping Lisa in a rear chinlock, halting the momentum of her opponent and this match. This welcoming an encore of boos from the fans, who don’t wanna see stuff like this, but I don’t think it’s gonna throw off Kensi’s game in the slightest, just wrenching on it more, even grinding her knee into the back of Wren.
Flannery McCoy: But look at Lisa, who’s feeding off this crowd’s support for her as she fights back to her feet, throwing back elbows to the midsection of Kensi, forcing her hold to loosen. BUT A STRONG FOREARM SENDS LISA REELING BACK OVER BY THE ROPES! Kensi heads over, grabbing the bent-over Wren in a cobra clutch, WHICH TURNS INTO A BULLDOG! Another cover by Kensi!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: Kickout! Lisa’s just really showing off that endurance tonight, despite having taken tons of punishment, she continues to come back, refusing to stay down, but there does come a point where staying down is no longer an option, and I’m eager to find out what said point will be as Kensi moves into a grounded side headlock on Lisa, again, slowing the match pace down.
Flannery McCoy: But Lisa’s able to fight back to a vertical base again, and lands elbows to the abdominal area, but Kensi’s gonna try to halt that momentum again by shoving Lisa to the ropes, Wren bouncing off sternum first, the side of Wren’s head colliding with the front of Kensi’s upon rebound, the two crumbling down to the canvas!
Stew-O: Seems like Kensi just couldn’t quite react in time, needing to have breathed some more air back into her lungs after Lisa knocked it out with those elbows. But nonetheless, both are down, and it can be anyone’s ballgame once they are back up as that control Kensi just had over this match could be broken, but only time will down as now both competitors start to stir, still showing signs of being a bit dazed following that collision, but regardless, both are up and trading blows!
Flannery McCoy: KENSI WITH A FOREARM SHOT! LISA FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN, ANOTHER FOREARM FROM KENSI KNOCKS WREN BACK OVER TO THE ROPES, AND KENSI RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE SET! GETTING CAUGHT WITH A RUNNING JUMPING CLOTHESLINE FROM WREN! KENSI GETS BACK TO HER FEET, LISA RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A CALF KICK THAT DROPS KENSI AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: LISA REBOUNDS HER OFF THE ROPES FOR A RUNNING SPINNING SITOUT JAWBREAKER! KENSI IS BARELY UPRIGHT AS NOW LISA LOOKS TO CHANGE THAT WITH A FIREMAN’S CARR- NO! WHATEVER SHE WAS GOING FOR GETS BLOCKED BY KENSI, WHOS HAMMERING THE DOUBLED OVER LISA WITH DOWNWARD ELBOWS, BUT WREN STILL MANAGES TO POWER THROUGH TO GET KENSI UP IN THAT FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Stew-O: AND THERE WE SEE A GO TO SLEEP AS KENSI GOES DOWN, AND MAY VERY WELL HAVE GONE TO SLEEP AS LISA MOVES INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Stew-O: OOH, AND A KICK OUT! LISA STANDS KENSI UP TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS, WHICH LEADS TO KENSI GETTING BACKED UP INTO THE CORNER, AND LIFTED TO THE TOP ROPE! LISA WREN THINKING A SUPERPLEX MAYBE! BUT KENSI MANAGED TO SLIP OUT THROUGH HER ORENED LEGS, CROTCHING WREN ON THE TOP ROPE FOR A TREE OF WOE, AND ITS HERE THAT KENSI’S COCKINESS, KENSI’S ARROGANCE HAS GROWN, HAVING LISA WREN RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER IN THAT CORNER, HUNG UPSIDE DOWN, PRACTICALLY DEFENSELESS!
Flannery McCoy: ITS HERE THAT KENSI GOES HAM WITH KICKS AND STOMPS BEFORE CREATING SEPERATION TO CHARGE BACK IN WITH A RUNNING KNEE, BARKIN’ UP THE WRONG TREE CONNECTS, CAUSING LISA TO PLOP OUT FROM THE CORNER AS KENSI DRAGS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DEEP COVER HERE AS SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF WREN!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHRRRRREE-
Stew-O: NO! LISA WREN EXPLODES OUT OF THAT PINFALL ATTEMPT, AND KENSI SEEMS TO PUT A GAME FACE ON THAT SIGNALS FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE AWAITING! STALKING LISA AS SHE SLOWLY GETS BACK TO HER FEET! TEMPTATION’S KISS!! KATAHAJIME LOCKED IN!!
Jake Mercer: YOU MIGHTVE SPOKE TOO SOON THERE AS WREN CAUGHT HER WITH A WELL PLACED BACK ELBOW TO THE RIBCAGE BEFORE SHE COULD GET IT FULLY CINCHED IN, SO WREN DOES A GO BEHIND! FULL NELSON! FULL NELSON IS IN! BUT THERE’S KENSI WITH A STOMP ON THE FOOT, FREEING HERSELF OF THE HOLD!
Flannery McCoy: Albeit a bit dirty, but let’s be honest, everybody in this affair’s been playing dirty, that’s just how heated this thing has gotten as KENSI TRIED TO SPIN AROUND WITH A WILD SWING OF THE SWAG SHOT! BUT LISA CAUGHT THE LEFT HAND, AND IS JUST PERFORMING JOINT MANIPULATION ON SAID HAND AND WRIST! THE PAIN ETCHED ACROSS THE FACE OF KENSI, AND IT LOOKS AS IF SHE WENT FOR ANOTHER KICK TO THE VAGINA OF WREN LIKE SHE PERFORMED ON DYNASTY!
Stew-O: BUT LISA HAD IT SCOUTED THIS TIME, CATCHING THE BOOT BEFORE SPINNING KENSI AROUND, AND SHOVING HER TOWARDS THE ROPES! KENSI REBOUNDS OFF, BUT COMES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT LISA SEES COMING AS WELL, DUCKING UNDERNEATH IT, AND RUNNING OFF THE SAME SET OF ROPES BEHIND KENAI, WHO TURNS AROUND TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF A HURRICANRANA THAT LISA KEEPS FOR A GOGOPLATA!
Flannery McCoy: THATS A MOVE YOU TYPICALLY SEE IN THE WORLD OF MMA, BUT LISA WREN IS USING IT TO PERFECTION IN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AS THE PANIC DISPLAYED BY KENSI SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH DANGER SHE’S IN AS OF THIS MOMENT!
Jake Mercer: DANGERS AN UNDERSTATEMENT, BASED OFF WHAT I’VE JUST SEARCHED, LISA HAS A GREAT CHANCE OF CRUSHING THE WINDPIPE OF KENSI IN THIS MANEUVER! AND SPEAKING OF KENSI, SHE JUST RAISED HER HAND IN THE AIR, PERHAPS THINKING OF A TAP OUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW AS WITH RAGE IN HER EYES, LISA TIGHTENS THE HOLD EVEN MORE!
Stew-O: BUT IN ALL THE CHAOS, WE DIDNT NOTICE KENSI INCHING HER WAY CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE RING ROPES, TRYING TO STRETCH HER LEG TO THE BOTTOM ONE, BUT UNABLE TO JUST YET AS ITS STILL A BIT OUT OF REACH! KENSI’S GONNA DO IT! KENSI’S GONNA TAP!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SHE JUST GOT HER FOOT ON THE ROPE, MANAGING TO STAY ALIVE! THE REFEREE NOW GIVING LISA TIL THE COUNT OF TEN TO RELEASE THE GOGOPLATA!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Stew-O: Oh, Lisa taking a page out of Kensi’s book in utilizing your seconds as she finally breaks the hold, but the prone Kensi looks more like a chalk outline than she does a competitor right now, that extra time in the hold possibly having put her lights out as all Lisa may need to do is drag Kensi to the ring and pin her.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but I don’t think she wants it that easy as Kensi gets pulled to the center of the ring by her hair, which Wren keeps ahold of while pressing a stomp on the back of her neck. Kensi screaming in agony as Lisa stands her up to a vertical base before she got any reprimanding by the referee, LISA GONNA GO FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT KENSI DUCKS UNDER, BUT LISA COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER ATTEMPT FOR IT, AGAIN, KENSI HAVING TO DUCK UNDER, AND ISSUES A KICK TO THE BACK OF LISA’S KNEE, FORCING HER DOWN TO ONE!
Stew-O: KENSI MOVES TO THE SIDE OF WREN, GRABBING HER ARM TO STAND HER UP FOR AN INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER THAT CONNECTS! THE JAW OF LISA WREN GOT JACKED AS SHE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT, BUT ROLLS UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, NOT ALLOWING KENSI TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!
Flannery McCoy: Kensi’s unfortunately lacking a bit of that stamina to go after Wren, more so just trying to get to one knee, watching as Wren pulls herself up in the corner. KENSI CHARGES WREN! BUT LISA EVADES HER ATTACK WITH AN AERIAL CARTWHEEL, CAUSING THE SHOULDER OF KENSI TO MEET POST, AND LISA PULLS HER OUT OF SAID CORNER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, DUMPING KENSI ON HER SHOULDER AND NECK AREA, LEAVING HER PRONE FOR THE FULL NELSON CAMEL CLUTCH TO FINALLY BE CINCHED IN!
Stew-O: NOWHERE TO GO, KENSI QUICKLY TAPS OUT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“On and On” by Missy Elliott [instrumental] plays to a thunderous ovation for Lisa Wren, who keeps the hold on Kensi for a few extra seconds before rising off to have her hand raised by the referee in victory. The crowd continues cheering, clearly extremely happy to see Lisa get the victory.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner by submission…. LLIIIIIIIIISSSAAAAAAA WWWRRREEEENNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match between these two competitors, who left it all on the table tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but in the end, Lisa Wren’s quest for vengeance could not be denied as she made Kensi tap out in the center of the ring.
Jake Mercer: And you had to imagine to be cathartic for Wren, who stands tall with the victory.
Stew-O: Congratulations to Lisa Wren, who just won a match I can only imagine was very personal for her!
(The camera fades elsewhere on a shot of Lisa heading to the back, all while Kensi is outside of the ring, sitting at ringside and recovering following the match.)
(Road To Redemption transitions as the camera shows the backstage area of the Lucas Oil Stadium, where the overall positivity from the audience in attendance tonight turns completely sour upon seeing who their view is fixated on. New Eden’s Myles is seen seated on a production crate, nursing his wounds which he bears for obvious reasons at the moment. Earlier in the night, his match against Cameron Ella Ava didn’t go exactly as planned. While he did come out with the victory, it didn’t come out in the way he expected with Cameron disqualifying herself in the process. It’s easy to understand why, because all Cameron really wanted to do was hurt him. The result is embedded into Myles’ consciousness while he nonchalantly unwraps his wrist tape, just taking a moment to wind down from his match… alone. Before long though, his deep thinking is broken as he notices someone approaching and looks up.)
Myles: Hey, what’s up-
Drake King: I want to talk.
(Myles doesn’t question Drake’s sudden and cold approach towards him, he’s known him long enough to read his emotions like a book. Drake sounds serious when he says it, and it could be for a cesspool of reasons after the other, but regardless it puts Myles a little on guard. After a moment of silence, Myles nods his head before quickly responding.)
Myles: What’s on your mind?
Drake King: Minerva.
(That takes Myles back for a moment, nothing else was said from Drake. He knows that both of them have had their issues with one another, especially when it comes to their thoughts on the Extreme Elimination Chamber. So to have a conversation about her, with Myles having to possibly talk behind the back of the one he loves, it doesn’t sit right with him, but regardless Myles continues.)
Myles: Okay… what about her? Aren’t you guys ready for the Chamber later?
Drake King: That’s the thing, I’m not happy about this match whatsoever, and I’m just having trouble wrapping my head around the fact that she would undermine me and make this match a thing. Especially when I was the one to cancel it in the first place.
Myles: :comeagain: What the fuck? You heard what Captain Charisma said last week, he said himself that he would’ve went ahead with the Extreme Elimination Chamber anyway once the month was over. Minerva did the right thing by reinstating the match AND setting it up so you guys could start it together and finish it together in the process. Let’s not forget that it was made clear that no one in this match would be able to compete for the EAW World Championship again, while you remain Champion which we know is going to be for a long time. So what’s the problem with that?
Drake King: The problem is that she hid it from me and you were in on it, we did not make this decision together, as we should, as a team. Minerva and myself might have worked things out, and I might be resigned to the fact that I have to go through with this match no matter what… but my eyes are on her, Myles. If you want me to be honest with you, they’re on you as well. Just like Minerva, you also went behind my back when you decided to compete without being cleared under the guise that Captain Charisma would make you do it anyway.
(In response to all of this, despite the level of respect that he may hold for Drake, Myles can’t help but just roll his eyes after everything that Drake had to say to him.)
Myles: You’re kidding, right? How are these still issues with you?
(The only thing that Drake can really do once the question is posed his way, is shrug his shoulders before looking Myles right in his eyes.)
Drake King: New Eden has always been three people with one goal, but lately it seems like it is you and Minerva… and then the two of you fill me in on YOUR plans later on.
(That statement annoys Myles more than ever. There’s only one thing that swirls in his head at the moment and it’s reflected in the words that come out of his mouth.
Myles: You can’t be serious right now. You need to get your shit together and just focus on the Chamber. Taking out Justin, Chris, Jake, & Ryan, and walking out of the match alongside Minerva still the EAW World Champion. You have to fucking know that we both have your back and the ONE time we made a decision, SHE tried to talk to you first, but YOU weren’t listening to logic.
(Drake simply says nothing afterward. After Myles is done speaking to him, his face is completely blank. It takes a moment, before he takes a deep breath.)
Drake King: This conversation isn’t over, but just know that I do not approve of yours or Minerva’s insolence at the moment.
Myles: Man get the fuck out of here and focus on the fucking Chamber. We have a plan.
Drake King: Yes, we have a plan, and after Minerva and I finish off everyone and leave the chamber, the three of us are going to have a nice conversation with one another. We need to make sure that we go into 2022 on the same page and firing on all cylinders because I can tell you this Myles, I am very annoyed with King of Elite, Empress of Elite, and all these other meaningless, upsetting vanity matches that are coming up.
Myles: I hear you, trust me, bro. Emotions are high right now and I get it. One thing at a time. Chamber first.
Drake King: Chamber first. No one but New Eden.
Myles: No one but New Eden.
(Drake then turns around and leaves while Myles looks off in his direction. He’s left wondering if there’s something more to the conversation that the two of them just had, before he shakes his head and continues to take off his wrist tape. It’s the last shot seen before Road To Redemption fades to elsewhere from there.)
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Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: And it is for the EAW New Breed Championship!!!
Gina Romano: Introducing first, the challenger…
(“POA” by Future hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Gina Romano: Currently residing in New Jersey, in the United States of America weighing in at 198 pounds he is the “Charismatic Artist” JAY JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSON!!!!!
(Jay Jerry Johnson makes his way out to the ring looking chill and like this isn’t the biggest match of his career so far. He is looking to take his place as the face of the New Breed Division and it is clear that he is determined to do just that.)
Eve: Jay Jerry Johnson is coming into this contest with a lot of confidence in himself and there are many people in the EAW Universe who think that he has what it takes to win the title here tonight.
Deadprez: Triple J has referred to ending Jon Kelton’s New Breed Championship as a commitment and I personally think you should not count the Charismatic Artist out! We could have a new champion here tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: You know I am something of a Charismatic Artist myself. Would you like to see some of my artwork Eve?
Eve: Never again.
Deadprez: Wait you mean you saw… nevermind I don’t even want to know.
Eve: It’s true. You really don’t. Let’s just focus on the artwork that Jay Jerry Johnson is sure to perform in this match here tonight.
(‘No Surburban Pt. 2 ‘ by Sheff G hits to a big pop from the crowd as they rise out of their seats in anticipation.)
Gina Romano: Introducing the champion… currently residing in Dallas, Texas weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Chosen One” JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jon Kelton comes out to the ring holding his championship in one hand with a scowl on his face. He stomps his way down to the ring glaring at Jay Jerry Johnson not even blinking. He tosses his championship with one arm over to the timekeeper’s table as he enters the ring and clenches his teeth looking like he wants to murder the challenger here tonight.)
Eve: God damn this man is intense he is showing that he is bringing a very intimidating presence here tonight and Jay Jerry Johnson will need to be able to keep his cool with this kind of tension.
Gavin Kirkland: Lmao he doesn’t scare me. He’s not that big. I could take him. All he needs is the Gavin special and I’ll make sure that I beat the shit out of him AND take London as well.
Deadprez: :mjlol: Yeah I hope you try. But seriously Jon Kelton is on a mission to prove to the haters and losers that his EAW New Breed Championship is no fluke. He is a future Hall of Famer and that starts by dominating each and every man and woman in this New Breed Division. That includes you too Gavin he will end you if you even think of becoming a wrestler.
Gavin Kirkland: I think I will stick to commentary then.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: We are underway as Jay Jerry Johnson and Jon Kelton face off in the ring knowing full well what is on the line. The New Breed Championship. They are going to kill each other to walk out with the gold and tonight they have the opportunity to prove who is the face that represents the very future of this company. Jay extends his hand to Kelton in a show of respect.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t do it! It’s a trap!!!
(Jon Kelton shakes Jay Jerry Johnson’s hand.)
Eve: Well I guess it wasn’t actually a trap. They are now circling around the ring as they showed some respect and can now get to the actual wrestling portion of this match. Round and round they go at impressive speed before they aggressively lock up in the ring. It appears that Jon Kelton has the power advantage over Jay Jerry Johnson to start here as he pushes him back into the corner as hard as he can slamming his opponent back first into the turnbuckle. Wait no! Jay managed to use Kelton’s momentum to spin around and slammed Kelton into the turnbuckle instead! But Kelton angrily charges out of the corner shoving Jay all the way across the ring before grabbing him by the neck and hurling him back first into the corner. Jay slams into the corner and ragdolls over the top turnbuckle tumbling down and out to the floor outside.
Deadprez: Jon Kelton flexing in the ring as Jay Jerry Johnson recovers on the outside. Kelton waits for him as he rolls back into the ring clearly posturing as the champion in this match. Jay is not going to take kindly to that however as he is back in the ring and Kelton charges in with a vicious Clothesline! But Jay ducks beneath! He runs across the ring off the ropes as Kelton collides with the corner turnbuckle hitting his arm hard on the padding from the momentum of that Clothesline. Jay charges in and knocks Kelton down with a Running Shoulder Tackle! Kelton back up now and this time he’s the one being postured on as Jay yells at Kelton to come on and give him the New Breed Champion that he wanted to face this week! An angry scowl on the face of Kelton as it quickly turns into a smug smirk and he tightens his ring gear before pacing around the ring once again not allowing Jay to get into his head.
Gavin Kirkland: Here comes Jon Kelton once again as he locks up with Jay Jerry Johnson on equal footing in the squared circle once more. No! Jay swerves around and grabs Kelton from behind! But Kelton hauls back and catches Jay in the head with a hard back elbow staggering him as he caught him on the side of the head with that blow. He got him right on the ear and that drops Jay down to his knee as he holds his head in pain and the ropes with his other arm as he tries to recover and Kelton looks down on him with disdain. Jay pulls himself back up now and he knows for sure that Kelton is not playing around. His title is on the line after all. Jay charges in as Kelton tries to catch him but ends up going low. Jay grabs the legs of Kelton trying to take him off his feet and get him into a more vulnerable position but Kelton refuses to allow Jay to even lift his leg! But Jay gets it up!
Eve: Jon Kelton tries to stomp down hard on the boot of Jay Jerry Johnson who ducks behind his opponent grabbing him around the waist. He tosses him back with a German Suplex dropping Kelton hard on his neck! But Kelton rolls through back to his feet. Jay lying in wait as he begins to hammer and bash in the skull of Kelton again and again battering him across the ring and into the ropes as he has him shaken. Jay with a hard bashing of Kelton’s head as he punches him closed fist right in the jaw and I think I just saw a tooth fly there. Jay is mean mugging Kelton now as he begins to talk some smack that the audio isn’t picking up which is probably best for our innocent younger viewers. Kelton retaliates by shoving Jay away from him hard but Jay charges back in. Kelton grabs him by the throat tossing him into the corner. Kelton charges in but Jay leaps up to the middle rope and kung fu kicks the shit out of Kelton-
Deadprez: No! Jon Kelton caught the leg and he whirls down with Jay Jerry Johnson’s leg bringing him down from the middle turnbuckle to the mat. Jay pulls himself up in the corner but gets met with a one handed choke from Kelton who then begins to batter on Jay with repeated Clotheslines into the corner. But Jay manages to stay on his feet despite the immense force of those Clotheslines as Kelton waits for Jay to come out of the corner. Jay comes out and he throws some punches before Kelton responds with some of his own! Jay gets the advantage! He runs off the ropes as he looks to take Kelton off his feet!!! NO!!! BICYCLE KICK FROM KELTON CONNECTS RIGHT IN THE HEAD OF JAY WHO GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING! JAY KEEPS ON ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING HOLDING HIS JAW IN SEVERE AGONY!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jay Jerry Johnson staggers around ringside like a drunk as his brains have clearly been scattered here tonight. He yells at the timekeeper demanding the New Breed Championship but the timekeeper reminds him that he hasn’t won the match yet. Jon Kelton is looking pissed from inside the ring. He’s not going to give up that belt unless you beat him Jay! You gotta go in the ring and beat him! Then hopefully we can get this match over with and get to another match that has more sexy bitches in it. :mjlit:
Eve: Eeew no. I hope this match goes on all night long. Just to piss you off Gavin you dirty perv. Anyway this match is getting heated now as Triple J begins throwing chairs and shit around ringside. He’s not happy but he needs to calm down and can’t let Jon Kelton get all up in his head. Eventually he walks back up the steel ring steps and into the ring. But Kelton kicks him in the chest as he climbs between the ropes! Jay staggers forward and Kelton grabs him around the neck and drags him down into the Ether!!! He has it locked in tight!!!
Deadprez: No! Jay Jerry Johnson rolls through and gets to the ropes forcing Jon Kelton to break the hold immediately. That hold can be deadly and he sure as shit don’t wanna tap out in this match or he can say goodbye to that championship. Jay back up as he ducks a Clothesline from Kelton and goes behind him applying a Headlock and drags Kelton down to his knees. He wrenches back on the head as Kelton is bent backwards in a dangerous way as Jay applies a Dragon Sleeper hold and continually pulls back on the back of Kelton. Kelton just may snap and too off this!
Gavin Kirkland: But Jon Kelton manages to use all his strength to pull forward and tosses Jay Jerry Johnson up over his head and shoulders breaking the arm free and whipping him down to the mat with a classic throw. Jay rolls up to his feet in the corner as Kelton charges in! He leaps up to the middle ropes and grabs onto the shoulders of Kelton before rolling back into the ring launching Jay high in the air to land on his back! He holds onto it too as he rolls onto the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE————
Eve: Kickout by Jay Jerry Johnson as the match will continue. Jon Kelton stalks his prey in the corner waiting for Triple J to get back up before charging in… DOUBLE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!!! No! Jay dodged it!!! He grabs the arms of Kelton from behind and drags him down into a pin of his own!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE————
Deadprez: Jon Kelton kicks out! He grabs the legs of Jay Jerry Johnson and twists him around into a Sharpshooter! But Jay kicks him off! No Kelton holds onto the legs of Jay who flips over onto his stomach and it looks like he is going to lock him into a Boston Crab now! But Triple J tosses Kelton off him sending him flipping over on the mat. Jay quickly goes in to lock Kelton into an Ankle Lock as he is flexing his mat wrestling on this challenger here tonight. Jay screaming in pain as he strives to reach the ropes. He manages to turn himself over onto his back and begins punching at the face of Kelton before kicking him off and breaking out of the hold. Jay runs off the ropes as he gets back up and collides with Kelton taking him down but Kelton immediately kips back up and takes out Jay with a lightning speed Superkick to the face out of nowhere!!!
Gavin Kirkland: God damn! Jon Kelton with that second wind! Jay Jerry Johnson back up as Kelton comes off the ropes with immense quickness and leaps like a cat up onto Triple J! LOU THESZ PRESS!!! I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS WAS HE A WRESTLER BACK IN THE OLD DAYS OF EAW LIKE 2008 OR SOME SHIT? BUT JON KELTON IS PUNCHING AWAY ON JAY AND JUST LAYING INTO HIM!!! JAY IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AS THE CRIMSON MASK HAS BEGIN TO FLOW ACROSS HIS FACE HERE TONIGHT IN INDIANAPOLIS!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD IS WILDIN’ FOR JON KELTON!!!
Crowd: KEL-TON! KEL-TON! KEL-TON!
Gavin Kirkland: He sucks ass tho. Gonna lose that title tonight fr! :russlol:
Eve: :usure:
Gavin Kirkland: :imsure: Jon Kelton grabs the arm of Jay Jerry Johnson and he wrenches it back… he wraps his arm into his legs and extends into the Crossface!!! The Ether has been applied!!! Kelton has it locked in tight and there is nowhere for Triple J to go! He is going to have to tap out here and walk away in shame. THE HOLD IS IN AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!! JAY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE TRIES IN VAIN TO GET OUT OF THIS CONTRAPTION THAT HE FINDS HIMSELF IN! KELTON KNOWS HE HAS THIS THING WON!!! JAY REACHES OUT HE HAS A HAND UP! WILL HE TAP?!?!? WILL HE TAP?!?!?
Deadprez: He refuses to tap! In the corner of his eye Jay Jerry Johnson sees the EAW New Breed Championship glimmering across the ring over by our announce table here at ringside! He sees the prize and knows that he can’t give up! Not just yet!!! It gives him a second wind to keep fighting! He manages to drag himself and Kelton across the ring a few inches further! He is just millimeters away from the ropes! He reaches for it! But he can’t quite get it! He’s almost there! He raises his hand up. BUT IS IT TO TAP OR IS IT TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE??!?!?!?
Eve: JAY JERRY JOHNSON REACHES THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE ETHER HAS BEEN BROKEN AND JAY HAS BEEN FREED!!! Jon Kelton is enraged. He won’t be having no more of this shit as he releases the hold and Curb Stomps Jay’s head into the mat as punishment for defying him. Kelton is on some shit and he is not going to allow this rebellion from Jay to continue here tonight without crushing his ambitions.
Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton is seething as he climbs onto the back of Jay Jerry Johnson and delivers blows into the back of his neck repeatedly bashing his skull into the mat leaving a blood red stain as his face repeatedly collides with the canvas. Kelton showing no mercy as he is going to knock Triple J out and prove who the dominant competitor is here tonight at all costs. He gives zero fucks and he is going to wipe out all competition in his path to ensure that nobody in the New Breed even thinks of challenging him again without knowing that they are about to get into the ring with a real savage type gangsta motherfucker.
Deadprez: The referee now pulling Jon Kelton off of Jay Jerry Johnson as he goes to check on him clearly concerned by his motionless state in the ring. But Jay is moving just a little bit! That is enough for Kelton to shove the referee aside as he grabs on the leg of Triple J. But Jay grabs onto the bottom rope! Kelton yanks him off as Jay flips up to his feet and manages to catch the head of Kelton from behind!!! He yanks him down!!! JAY PULLS KELTON DOWN INTO A CROSSFACE OF HIS OWN!!! THE JERRY SPECIAL HAS BEEN LOCKED IN! KELTON GETTING A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AS HE HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS MOVE AND JAY IS PULLING LIKE THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE HE HAS AT WINNING THIS MATCH AND THE TITLE!!! AND IT VERY WELL COULD BE!!! BUT KELTON IS FADING!!! YEAH HE ALL FADED.
Eve: BUT JON KELTON DRAPES HIS ARM OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Jay Jerry Johnson just so happened to apply the Jerry Special a little too close to the ropes and Kelton was able to capitalize on that! Kelton showing that finely tuned ring awareness developed over the centuries that he has been here in EAW. Triple J collapses to the mat in sadness as the referee forces him to break the hold and he has lost so much blood and taken so much skull trauma at this point he may be losing self-awareness and not even know where he is as he stares up at those bright bright lights shining down on him in the Lucas Oil Stadium. Jay is going to need to get some of that oil in him to keep going at this rate. Both men down as the referee starts a ten count for them to get back up.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE!
Referee: SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Referee: EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Referee: TE-
Gavin Kirkland: Both men groggily make it back to their feet in time as they meet in the ring and exchange hard forearms to the face!!! Jay Jerry Johnson tries to take Jon Kelton’s head off! Kelton returns in kind! JAY! KELTON! JAY! KELTON! JAY! KELTON! The crowd is behind both men here tonight and they don’t know who they want to win but it is clear both men themselves will fight until they get knocked the fuck out here tonight! They want to win that championship or die trying!
Deadprez: Hard forearm to the face from Jon Kelton nearly takes Jay Jerry Johnson off his feet! Kelton takes Jay down with a rapid arm drag but Jay rolls back to his feet! Kelton off the ropes… but Jay back up and leapfrogs him! Jay grabs the arm taking Kelton down into the Jerry Special once again! No! This time Kelton rolls through it back up to his feet! Kelton charges full forces towards Jay!!! KELTON WITH A CHARGING SPEAR SENDING JAY ALL THE WAY INTO THE CORNER WITH THE FORCE!!! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!!!
Eve: Jon Kelton just ripped Jay Jerry Johnson in half with that Spear. :whew: Kelton taking control here as he signals that he is going to end this thing. He is going to mercifully put Jay Jerry Johnson away who has put on the fight of his life tonight against the champion! But he hasn’t been able to pull it off and Kelton is going to put a cap in his ass with the Final Atonement right here right now!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton kicks Jey Jerry Johnson in the midsection followed by locking Jay’s armed behind his back as Kelton goes to drop Jay face first to the canvas!!!
Deadprez: No! Jay Jerry Johnson manages to break his arms free!!! He twists around and grabs Jon Kelton by the head and pulls him down with him!!! He pulls him into the Small Package!!! WHAT A COUNTER HE’S GONNA STEAL THIS THING!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: No! Jon Kelton managed to kick out! Jay Jerry Johnson nearly had him there!
Gavin Kirkland: Jay Jerry Johnson and Jon Kelton back up as Jay catches Kelton out of nowhere with the Pretty Visitor! The Cutter connects!!! Kelton is down and Jay is measuring his opponent!!! He charges in and kicks Kelton’s head off his shoulders with a Punt Kick! That may be all she wrote for the champion! Kelton being pulled up by Jay and I am not sure what he is going for here!!! He has Jay up on his shoulders!!! But now he is climbing the corner turnbuckle! That ain’t easy to do with a guy like Kelton on your shoulders but Jay will do whatever it takes to win! Holy shit what the fuck does he have planned here. IT CAN’T BE!!! HOLY SHIT JAY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH KELTON ON HIS BACK!!!
Deadprez: TOP ROPE EMERALD FLOWSION!!! YKHM ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ALL OVER!!!
Eve: Or it would be had it actually connected. :mjlol: !!! Which it didn’t!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton flips out of it and lands on his feet in the ring!! Jay Jerry Johnson spins around wildly thinking he had just finished off the champion. But he realizes quickly that is not the case!!! He turns arou-
Eve: FINAL ATONEMENT!!! THIS TIME KELTON GETS ALL OF IT!!! THE COVER AS JON KELTON FALLS ONTO TRIPLE J LOOKING TO RETAIN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION………. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘No Surburban Pt. 2 ‘ by Sheff G hits as the crowd erupts into cheers while Jon Kelton is handed the EAW New Breed Championship by the referee and has his arm raised in victory.)
Eve: A dominant retention here tonight from the EAW New Breed Champion! Jon Kelton continues to be the face of the New Breed Division here in EAW and tonight gave the entire roster a reminder as to why!
Deadprez: I don’t know if there is anyone who can stop this man! He is dangerous and has likely shortened Jay Jerry Johnson’s already short career just by being in the ring with him here tonight. He claims to be the Chosen One and after this performance can anyone doubt him?
Gavin Kirkland: Yes they can. And I will. :wow:
Eve: Well I guess if you are an idiot you can.
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain:
Deadprez: Jon Kelton’s ultimate goal here in EAW is to be one day sitting in the Hall of Fame and he clearly has what it takes to get there but I feel like this may be only the beginning for the path of dominance that Kelton intends to unleash upon the poor unsuspecting innocent wrestlers on the EAW roster! Ain’t nobody safe!!!
(Jon Kelton is shown celebrating with his valet / manager Londyn Zelaya as he leaves ringside with the championship. Fans in the audience are shown thirsting wishing they too could leave with someone like Londyn. Gavin Kirkland is shown somehow at the top of the ramp trying to convince her to leave with him but Kelton tells him to sit his ass back down.)
Eve: What the… he was just next to me a second ago…
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Ronan Malosi’s Let’s Play of Spider-Man on PS5. The game begins with Spider-Man leaping out of his apartment window with the game slowing down to show the controls for web swinging. However, he immediately crashes to the ground and dies as the stream comes to an end.)
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(‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Andrea Valentine comes skipping out onto the stage with a bright smile on her face. She then looks at the ring ahead of her, nods her head, then begins to make her way down the entrance ramp.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Orlando, Florida!! Weighing in at 110lbs!!! ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine has been really vocal about how she felt about getting left out of the chambers this year. She believes she more than deserves to be in one again this year.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, she’s taken her shots at StarrStan for overlooking her and putting others before her. I understand it though. Andrea is more than accomplished enough to be fighting in a Chamber. She wants her next world title reign, and the chambers could have been where she reached that goal, and for her to not be in one must suck..
(‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ by Van Halen hits, as the crowd changes into a mixture of cheers and boos. Dr. Bethany Blue then steps out onto the stage in a long white doctors coat over her attire. She looks over at Andrea Valentine inside of the ring, and shakes her head in disapproval as she makes her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent.. From Miami, Florida!! Weighing in at 125lbs!!! DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Stew-O: And when one thing led to another, Dr. Bethany Blue came out to tell Andrea that if anyone was snubbed from that chamber it was her. Dr. Bethany Blue has had an incredible season and run so far here on Dynasty, and it’s understandable why Blue feels this way as well.
Flannery McCoy: Both of these women have a lot to prove. With a brand as stacked as Dynasty, you need to beat the best on the brand in order to keep yourself in that title picture. These two have a chance to do that tonight, and whoever comes out on top will surely prove their point. We’ll see how this pans out.
Jake Mercer: Here we go!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and this heated rivalry match between Andrea Valentine and Dr. Bethany Blue is underway. Both of these Elitists know that the entire world is watching. They both believe that they should have been a part of an Extreme Elimination Chamber this year, and now they fight to show who was truly snubbed from the match.
Flannery McCoy: Don’t get me wrong, these two women have had quite the season, and have proven for years now how tough they can be, but only one of them can make their point clear tonight.
Stew-O: Both of these women know this, and we can all see it in their eyes right now as they stare at the other from across the ring. This is going to be a great match, and the crowd is already up on their feet anticipating the first strike.
Flannery McCoy: Bethany steps out of her corner as Andrea does the same at the other end. They begin to slowly walk and circle around in the center of the ring before locking up; each getting themselves into a collar tie.
Stew-O: Both of these women demonstrating their strength against the other now, as it seems to be pretty even. They aren’t typically known for how strong they are, but they are definitely looking pretty good here!! Bethany pushing and pulling down hard at Andrea’s neck, as Andrea stumbles onto her feet, but stays locked up with Bethany. Bethany with another hard tug, trying to snap Andrea Valentine down to the mat, however, it’s Andrea who plants her feet and keeps a strong stance up top that prevents her from being brought down to the ring mat!
Jake Mercer: The Doc didn’t like that a single bit, I’ll tell you that. She wanted to take Andrea to the mat right then and there, but instead she ends up delivering a strong knee to the midsection of Andrea Valentine! Another knee! Another!! Bethany is bringing it to Valentine right now, as each knee shot not only knocks the wind out of Andrea, but it also loosens up the grip of their tie up!!
Stew-O: Speaking of that, it seems like the two have actually just separated, as Bethany Blue grabs a hold of Andrea’s wrist and whips her over to the side ropes! Andrea hits the ropes, then rebounds back towards Bethany Blue!!! KNEE LIFT TO THE ABDOMEN BY BETHANY BL- WAIT NO!!! ANDREA WITH A CARTWHEEL EVASION, AS SHE USES HER GYMNASTICS-LIKE ATHLETICISM TO DODGE THAT RUNNING KNEE LIFT BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
Flannery McCoy: After the cartwheel, Andrea continues towards the ropes, and rebounds back towards Blue who was just stumbling on her feet from that missed knee lift. The doc turns around.. SPINNING BACKFIST BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! NO!! DR. BETHANY BLUE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AND ENDS UP BEHIND ANDREA!! BLUE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND VALENTINE AND LIFTS HER UP.. GERMAN SUPLEX BY DR. BLUE!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! INCREDIBLE ATHLETICISM AGAIN BY ANDREA, AS SHE COUNTERS IT BY BACKFLIPPING IN MID-AIR AND LANDING ON HER FEET BEHIND DR. BLUE!!! Blue slowly turns around.. DROPKICK BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE CAUGHT THE LEGS WITH HER ARMS!!! HOW SHE TIMED THAT, I DON’T KNOW!!! BUT SHE CAUGHT ANDREA’S LEGS, AS ANDREA SLAMMED BACK FIRST DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! Bethany still keeps hold of the legs as.. SHE’S TRYING TO STEP OVER!!! BETHANY BLUE IS TRYING TO GO FOR HER FRACTURED SUBMISSION HOLD!!! HER ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB THAT HAS SURELY SHORTENED CAREERS AND BROKEN PEOPLE’S BACKS!!
Stew-O: NO!!! ANDREA TWISTS HER HIPS HARD AND ACTUALLY FLIPS DR. BETHANY BLUE, TOSSING HER OFF TO THE SIDE AS SHE LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Both of these women scurry up to their hands and knees, lock eyes with one another, then slowly rise back up to their feet.
Jake Mercer: Both of them want to win!
Flannery McCoy: And the sky is blue. Thanks for the information, Jake.
Jake Mercer: No, that is Blue.. Dr. Bethany Blue!! AND SHE RUSHES IN ON ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A EUROPEAN FOREARM!! IT CONNECTS, AND SENDS VALENTINE STAGGERING BACK!! Andrea steps back up towards Bethany, and responds with a kick to the side of the leg that forces Blue to bend over and aid her lower leg!! BUT ANDREA POPS BETHANY BACK UP WITH A PIERCING KICK DIRECTED NEAR THE HEAD, CHEST, AND SHOULDER!!!
Stew-O: And look! Andrea sees that Bethany is slightly groggy! Valentine turns around and runs to the ropes!! She rebounds back.. HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! BETHANY BLUE HOOKS ANDREA’S ARMS FROM BEHIND!!! TIGER SUPLEX!!! TIGER SUPLEX BY DR. BETHANY BLUE, AND SHE KEEPS ANDREA VALENTINE’S SHOULDERS PINNED DOWN ONTO THE MAT AS SHE BRIDGES HARD!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THH-
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! KICKOUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE, AS BLUE CAN’T HANG ONTO HER AND SHE BREAKS FREE!
Stew-O: Blue gets to her feet, as Andrea gets up to hers right after. BLUE WITH A LARIAT!!! NO!! ANDREA DUCKS HER HEAD UNDERNEATH THE ARM AND GETS FROM BEHIND BLUE!! Bethany then turns around, as Andrea looks over her shoulder, and snapmares Blue into a seated position on the mat!! Andrea now runs to the ropes in front of Bethany at the other end!! She hits the ropes and rebounds back towards the seated Blue!!! RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER BY ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS!!! SHE JUST FLIPPED AND SNAPPED BLUE’S HEAD RIGHT BACK INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: Bethany turns onto her stomach and begins clutching at her head as she kicks her legs up and down.. Smacking them down onto the ring mat. This must be a medical tactic used for immediate recovery from injuries :oh:
Flannery McCoy: :snoop: She’s just in pain, Jake. Stick to wrestling..
Stew-O: Andrea gets to her feet, and walks her way over to Bethany who is face down on the mat right now in pain. AND ANDREA WITH A DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP DOWN ONTO THE FOREARM OF BLUE!! AND AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME!! Blue clutches at her wrist in pain, turns over and lays flat on her back, as she begins to breathe heavily. Andrea continues to walk around Bethany, as she slowly begins to pick up speed..
Flannery McCoy: MAGIC HOUR!!! ROUNDING MOONSAULT BY ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS!!! The wind was just knocked out of Bethany, and Andrea remains cover the body of Andrea for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRREE-
Jake Mercer: NO!! THERE’S THE KICKOUT BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
Stew-O: That wasn’t enough to keep Dr. Bethany Blue down, but you have to believe Andrea Valentine is feeling pretty good right now. That Magic Hour is such a huge move, and she knows that it took quite a bit out of Dr. Bethany Blue. These women are fighting the best that they can in order to prove that they deserve more than what they get, so hitting a move like magic hour at this point in the match has definitely put herself in a good position.
Flannery McCoy: You’re right, Stew. Valentine has Dr. Bethany Blue down, but is able to slow down a bit and catch her breath since Blue isn’t getting all the way up for a little bit. DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP DOWN ONTO THE SHIN OF DR. BLUE!!! ANDREA WITH ANOTHER DOWN ONTO THE OTHER LEG!!! She continues to walk over to the upper body of Dr. Blue.. AND ANDREA DOES A FINAL DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP DOWN ONTO THE RIGHT FOREARM OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
Stew-O: Dr. Blue is yelling out in pain. Her forearms must be ringing after that. Shins? I don’t even want to know right now. All I know is that Andrea Valentine is dissecting her opponent right now, and Dr. Bethany Blue is simply just hurting because of it.
Flannery McCoy: Valentine now reaches down and grabs Dr. Bethany Blue from off of the ground. She brings her up to her feet, takes a step back.. THEN DELIVERS A FAST SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!! The impact of that kick forces Blue back against the corner turnbuckles, as Andrea Valentine charges in.. SHE GOES INTO A HANDSPRING!!! HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH INTO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE CORNER!!! Andrea Valentine now grabs a hold of Bethany’s head.. AND OUT OF THE CORNER, IT’S A RUNNING BULLDOG BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGES TO SHOVE ANDREA OFF, AS ANDREA LANDS FLAT ON HER BUTT!! After a moment, Andrea slowly rises back up to her feet..
Stew-O: BUT SHE GETS TAKEN BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING BY A MEAN CHOP BLOCK BY BLUE!! That chop block sent Andrea down so fast, and forced the back of her head to smack against the ring mat!! Andrea clutches at her head in pain, but slowly manages to work her way up to her feet. BUT SHE’S KICKED IN THE MID SECTION BY BLUE!! Dr. Bethany Blue now pulls Andrea Valentine in.. What’s this!?! SHE LIFTS ANDREA UP IN THE AIR IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION!! DR. BLUE BEGINS TO WALK AROUND THE RING SLOWLY, AS SHE KEEPS VALENTINE HIGH UP IN THE AIR!!! STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!! VALENTINE’S BACK SMACKS HARD AGAINST THE RING MAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: That has got to hurt..
Stew-O: You bet. That stalling vertical suplex makes all of the blood rush to the head. Dr. Bethany Blue understands this, so by performing the move, less blood reaches the legs. Right now the blood is slowly going back towards the legs, so at this moment, Valentine would struggle to get up to her feet and keep her balance.
Flannery McCoy: Well Valentine is staying down for the moment. Dr. Blue however looks as if she is ready to take to the sky. She makes her way over to the corner, and begins to climb up to the second rope. Dr. Bethany Blue looks down towards Andrea Valentine, as Valentine still has yet to really move after that vertical suplex… BLUE LEAPS INTO THE AIR!!! DIVING KNEE DROP INTO THE CHEST OF ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: She just drilled right into the heart of Andrea Valentine with her knee!! Valentine is screaming out in pain after that one, and immediately, Dr. Bethany Blue goes for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: NO SHE KICKED OUT!!! SHE KICKED OUT!!
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue smacks her hand down onto the mat hard. She rises up to her feet, then begins to pace around the body of Andrea Valentine. Bethany then turns towards the side ropes, then steps through them, and stands on the ring apron. Andrea Valentine slowly gets to her hands and knees, then rises up to her feet.. BUT FROM BEHIND IT LOOKS LIKE DR. BETHANY BLUE IS GOING FOR HER SLINGSHOT BULLDOG!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! ANDREA VALENTINE TURNS AND DIVES OVER TO THE ROPES, AS BLUE WAS PROPELLING HERSELF UP TO THE ROPES!!! AND AS A RESULT, BLUE’S FEET MISSED THE ROPES!!! SHE FALLS BACK, AND CRASHES DOWN HARD ONTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Stew-O: That had to hurt. It’s definitely going to hurt for the next few days at least.
Flannery McCoy: Dr. Bethany Blue is down on the ringside floor. She clutches at her ribs, and stares blankly up at the ceiling of this arena. She won’t be moving anytime soon after a fall like that.
Stew-O: Meanwhile, if we look inside of the ring, Andrea Valentine who just dove in order to disrupt the ring ropes to defend against Dr. Bethany Blue is down on her hands and knees near the edge of the ring. Valentine crawls her way over to the side ropes, and gets a good look at Dr. Blue. Andrea then turns her head and looks directly at the top turnbuckle. I think an idea just popped inside of the head of Andrea just now, as she begins to pull herself up to her feet. Valentine slowly makes her way over to the top rope.. What is she thinking!?!?
Jake Mercer: On the outside, it’s the Doctor who is slowly getting up to her feet.. She turns around and faces Valentine who is set at the top rope!!
Stew-O: DIVING CROSSBODY BY ANDREA VALENTINE FROM THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO DR. BETHANY BLUE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO WAY!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY!!!!
Stew-O: DR. BETHANY BLUE COUNTERED THE CROSSBODY WITH THE TJD!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS DIRECTLY AT THE JAW OF ANDREA VALENTINE IN MID AIR!!! IT SNAPPED HER HEAD BACK, AS SHE SLAMS BACK FIRST AGAINST THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And look at this.. Dr. Bethany Blue just walks around Andrea Valentine, looks at her, then slides right back into the ring!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Stew-O: Watch Dr. Bethany Blue. I think she’s really trying to win this by countout right here.
Jake Mercer: Think about it Stew. Both Blue and Andrea Valentine want to prove why they deserve to be in a Chamber of the other. Blue would be smart to finish the match like this because it shows how she can adjust even during the worst situations, while Valentine has simply just crashed and burned into a position that ends up being why she loses. In chamber matches, you can’t allow yourself to be in a position like that when there are 5 other Elitists who will take advantage of you if you stay down for too long..
Referee: Five.. Six..
Stew-O: Wait a second Jake.. It looks like Valentine is actually beginning to show life outside of the ring. She slowly turns onto her stomach, gets her knees underneath herself, then begins to work her way up to her feet.
Referee: Seven.. Eight…
Flannery McCoy: She steps towards the ring..
Referee: Nine..
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREA LOSES HER BALANCE, AND SHE DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!!!
Referee: TEN!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SHE DID IT!!!
Stew-O: SHE REALLY LEAPED FROM DOWN ON HER KNEES, AND SLID RIGHT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE IN ORDER TO BEAT THE TEN COUNT JUST IN TIME!!!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue can not believe that actually just happened. She thought that she had won the match just now, but Andrea Valentine wouldn’t let herself lose this way. Not after everything she has said since House of Glass.
Flannery McCoy: You are very right.. Andrea Valentine truly believes she should be in a chamber, and has been very vocal about her opinions on Starr Stan’s decisions to not have her in one. For someone like Dr. Bethany Blue, someone who also believes they deserved a spot, to win by countout would crucify Andrea’s case..
Stew-O: EUROPEAN FOREARM BY DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! ANDREA VALENTINE CATCHES THE ARM, STEPS OVER.. AND SHE TAKES DR. BETHANY BLUE DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A CROSS ARM BAR!!! THE CROSS ARM BAR IS LOCKED IN!!!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Blue is yelling out in pain, as Andrea Valentine pulls on that arm as hard as she can!! The referee begins to slide into position just in case both shoulders hit the mat.
Stew-O: ANOTHER HARD PULL BY ANDREA VALENTINE, AS DR. BETHANY BLUE LOOKS AS IF SHE MIGHT TAP OUT RIGHT HERE!!! HER SHOULDERS DROP, AS THE REFEREE COUNTS
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!
THHHHHHH-
Stew-O: DR. BLUE RAISES HER SHOULDER OFF OF THE MAT!! However.. ANDREA STILL PULLS HARD ON THAT CROSS ARM BAR!!! This is the punishing thing about this cross arm bar. Not only do you have to fight the pain that the submission brings, but you need to watch and make sure that you don’t allow your shoulders to hit the mat or else you’ll be pinned! It’s a lose/lose situation for Dr. Bethany Blue, where the only win is if she can break out of this hold.
Flannery McCoy: Valentine continues to wrench down onto that arm, and continues to keep the pressure on the arm and shoulder of Dr. Bethany Blue. Blue.. What’s this? It looks like she’s trying to use her free arm to help get herself out of this position. She tosses Valentine’s leg over her own to alleviate the pressure, then hooks her free arm around Valentine’s ankle!! Valentine releases the armbar, as Blue hooks the other legs of Valentine, and rises to her feet!! She steps over…
Stew-O: FRACTURED!!! THE ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN!!! ANDREA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS YELLING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO THIS MOVE IN ORDER TO SEAL THE DEAL AND PUT THIS ONE AWAY!!!! ANDREA VALENTINE IS REACHING OUT FOR THE SIDE ROPES!!! SHE’S TRYING TO INCH HERSELF OVER TO THEM, BUT SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE IT IN TIME BEFORE SHE TAPS OUT!! THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR VALENTINE, AS DR. BLUE MIGHT BE PUTTING THIS ONE TO AN END!!!
Jake Mercer: ELBOW THE SIDE OF THE ANKLE BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! She’s trying to make Dr. Bethany Blue releases her grip on this submission hold by tending to her ankle, but Dr. Bethany Blue is fighting through the pain!! ANOTHER ELBOW TO THE ANKLE FROM VALENTINE!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! Dr. Bethany Blue loses her footing, as she steps her foot closer to Andrea.. AND ANDREA DROPS HER ELBOW RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF DR. BLUE’S BOOT!! CRUSHING THE TOES OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Stew-O: AND WITH THAT SHOT, BLUE RELEASES THE LEG OF ANDREA, AND CLUTCHES AT HER FOOT IN PAIN, AS SHE HOPS AROUND ON ONE LEG!!!!! Dr. Bethany Blue then sets her foot back down onto the ground, as Andrea Valentine gets up to her feet behind her!! Valentine turns Blue around.. KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LOVE HAZE!!! CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!
Stew-O: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE SPINS OUT OF IT!!! THEN GOES FOR THE REMEDY!!!!!!! CUTTER BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGES TO SHOVES DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF, AS BLUE HITS THE ROPES, AND DOES TWO BACK PEDAL STEPS TOWARDS ANDREA!! VALENTINE LEAPS UP HIGH AND WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE HEAD AND NECK OF DR. BLUE!!!! WHAT’S THIS!?!?!
Jake Mercer: ATOMIC BLONDE!!! POISON RANA BY ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS, AS SHE SNAPS DR. BETHANY BLUE’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!! VALENTINE FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. Andrea Valentine slowly rises up to her feet, as she clutches at her lower back in pain. The referee then grabs her by the wrist and raises her arm in the air, as Valentine has a confident look on her face, knowing that she proved a point here tonight.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match by these two Elitists who wanted to prove their worth here tonight. They both put on a stellar performance, didn’t make anything easy for the other, but in the end, Andrea Valentine takes another big name tonight and proves why she more than deserves to be in consideration for an Extreme Elimination Chamber match.
Flannery McCoy: And Dr. Bethany Blue’s case isn’t debunked either, as she also put up a great effort tonight. Unfortunately, Dynasty is just loaded with talent and neither of them got into a chamber, because if they were inserted, I bet we would witness some huge moments from these two.
Jake Mercer: I wonder what Starr thinks about this match. He has to have been watching closely after Andrea has called him out on his decisions not to utilize her in a chamber.
Stew-O: My guess is if he wasn’t paying attention before, he surely is now, and Andrea probably won’t be missing out on something big like the Chamber anytime soon. Congratulations Andrea!! Enjoy this victory tonight!!
(Andrea Valentine is seen standing on the top rope, and pointing out to this Indiana crowd. They cheer her on, as the screen fades elsewhere.)
(The scene fades to a promotional video for the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the EAW World Championship, before dissolving into a shot of Bella Braxton inside the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLDDDDD CHAMPIONSHIPPPPP!!!!
( The crowd becomes absolutely unglued because this the main event of the evening! )
Bella Braxton: The match will begin with two Elitists inside the ring, while the other four competitors are locked inside of their pods. Every five minutes, a randomly selected pod door will open, allowing another Elitist to enter the match! The process will continue until every Elitist has entered the match! Once an Elitist is pinned, submitted, or knocked out, they must exit the chamber! The last person remaining will be the EAW WORLD CHAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!
(The crowd roars in excitement for the main event of the evening as ‘High All The Time’ by 50 Cent plays Justin Windgate onto the Road To Redemption stage. He eagerly and excitedly makes his way onto stage as he points to the fans sitting in the far rafters and fist bumps young kids at the edge of the stage. Justin Windgate is also carrying a paintball gun beside him.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF DETROIT, MICHIGAN! WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS, JUSTIN ‘THE XTREME CLASSIC’ WINDGATEEEEEE!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly as he begins to walk down the ramp.)
James Peters: Oh boy, is this match going to be something else. Six of Voltage’s best competing for the coveted EAW World Championship. All six of these competitors know what gold in EAW feels like, but to beat Drake King for the EAW World Championship would undoubtedly solidify you as a face of EAW in so many regards. This is the chance of a lifetime and guys like Justin Windgate don’t intend on wasting it.
Rich Russillo: I have to also imagine Justin has a bit of an experience edge over many of his peers in regards to not only these extreme matches, but just how violent our champion, Drake King can truly be. How torturous and evil he can be inside this ring and how this structure is only going to amplify that. He’s walking down to the ring with a Paintball gun, which will be his weapon in this year’s Voltage Extreme Elimination Chamber, and I must say, it’s not often you see a man taking a paintball gun into an extreme elimination chamber, but here we are!
(Justin Windgate enters the ominous structure, but not before taking a deep breath and entering the jaws of death.)
(‘The Only Thing They Fear Is YOU’ by Mick Gordon takes over the speakers as Ryan Wilson’s presence can be felt on stage. He walks onto the stage very nonchalantly with a hockey stick wrapped in barbed wire.)
Bella Braxton: NEXT, WRESTLING OUT OF MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS! ‘THE KING OF QUEBEC STRONGSTYLE, RYANNNNNNN WILSONNNNNNNN!!!
(The crowd boos Wilson as he doesn’t pay them much mind.)
Rich Russillo: This man is a dark horse tonight, but when his eye is on the ball, he can be extremely dangerous. He isn’t letting the crowd get to him, he isn’t swayed by the magnitude of the event or match, Ryan Wilson is calm, cool and collected right now. That’s exactly how he’ll need to be to handle the feeling of competing inside this structure of doom and terror. He’ll have to channel some of that darkness we’ve seen him harness before and show the world all of Ryan Wilson.
James Peters: Agreed, he’s a wildcard of sorts here. One of the only elitists in this match with no partnership or devotion to another person, he’s here only for him and to get everyone else out of there as fast as he possibly can. And that hockey stick with barbed wire on the end of it isn’t something I’d want to be on the receiving end of!
(‘Sky’ by Playboi Carti begins to play as Jake Smith enters the arena to a chorus of boos. Likely because of both Jake Smith and the atrocious choice in music. Jake Smith, in all his glory, makes his way onto the stage and soaks in the greatness of this moment. A world championship match at one of the biggest events of the year.)
Bella Braxton: NEXT, WRESTLING OUT OF NEWARK, NEW JERSEY! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS, JAKE ‘THE MORAL COMPASSSSS’ SMITHHHHHHH!!!
(The crowd boos, with a sprinkle of cheers, as Jake Smith walks down the ramp. However, most of the fans aren’t paying attention to him. They are looking at his rather interesting weapon. )
Persephone: What the fuck is this simp carrying with him?
( Upon further inspection, Jake Smith is carrying a cardboard cutout of Hailee Steinfeld, wrapped in barbed wire, and attached to a 2×4.)
Persephone: Wow that really is something. This guy is a fucking sexual harrasment lawsuit waiting to happen :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: :mjlol: Yeah, that is quite the weapon.
James Peters: If you wanna talk history with our current champion, look no further. Drake King and Jake Smith have been pallareles for years, but Drake always seemed to grab the huge star-making moments that have eluded Jake. Even just a few months ago at Clash of Kingdoms 2, Drake King snuffed out Jake’s dream of becoming the EAW World Champion in a hardfought match that ended with Drake’s seal of approval over the end of their most recent chapter.
Rich Russillo: Jake sees this as not only a chance to get that back, but to also steal back the crown jewel of power of New Eden and Drake. The EAW Championship is perhaps the most illustrious and coveted in the entire company, so for Jake to possess it, you know that would kill Drake inside and be a massive statement against New Eden. Jake has a huge chance in front of him tonight to make history and finally take advantage of that one career defining moment that he’s always looked for.
(‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke begins to ring throughout the arena as the gravelly vocals and erratic production play the always charismatic Chris Elite onto the Road To Redemption stage.)
Bella Braxton: NEXT WRESTLING OUT OF BROOKLYN, NEW YORK!!! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POOUUNNDSSS, CHRISSSSSS ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESSSSS’ ELLLLIIITTTEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Chris Elite as he makes his way toward the top of the ramp. In his hand, is a pillow case, and it appears to be full of something. Chris pauses on the stage and grins, reaching his hand inside of the pillow case and removing something. )
Persephone: Uhhhh what the fuck is that?
( Chris Elite holds up what’s inside of the pillow case. )
Rich Russillo: :mjlol: That is a cellphone, Seph.
Persephone: Do what?? That doesn’t look like anything Apple would make like literally ever.
James Peters: :mjlol: That’s because it’s an old Nokia phone. I have no idea how the hell Chris Elite found enough old ass Nokia phones to fill an entire pillow case but that is something.
Persephone: Out of all the things this man could use to defend himself, he brings a pillowcase full of Nokia phones. Fucking wow. Moron.
James Peters: This man may have the most drive and will to win this match of any competitor here. He’s been adamant about affirming his position as not only one of the top guys, but a legitimate championship level talent in EAW to this day and there is no better way to do it than to capitalize on this chance right here, right now.
Rich Russillo: That’s true, but he’s also going to have to know how to strategize and keep his focus in check because he has a personal rivalry with New Eden and Drake King that runs deep. So does Jake Smith and these two partners tonight are going to have to use that alliance at points to counteract the heavy New Eden presence in this match.
(Chris gets into his pod, the final of four needing to be filled and now ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie takes over, the lights dim and spotlight on the stages focuses on a kneeling Minerva, who licks her lips, tilts her head towards the chamber and is coated in the flashing lights before standing up and placing a rose in her mouth. However, she is not wearing her title.)
(Minerva is also seen sportin a ‘Cat O’Nine Tails Whip’ with small, razor sharp, black roses at the end of each cattail. Studded in jewels and layered with orange rhinestones.)
Bella Braxton: NEXT, WRESTLING OUT OF BUCHAREST, ROMANIA! WEIGHING IN AT 122 POUNDS, THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! ‘THE BLACK ROSE’ MINERVAAAAAAAA!!!!
(The crowd boos as Minerva slowly makes her way down the ramp.)
James Peters: Minerva has been on the run of her life since joining forces with Drake King and Myles, forming New Eden. Now the EAW National Elite Champion, Minerva knows that working through this match with Drake King and ensuring that New Eden leaves with the title is vital. As long as they can prevent someone else from having access to it, then they’ve done their job, according to them. Minerva also is one of, if not arguably the most skilled elitists in this match. She truly is a wizard inside this ring and this style of violent carnage fits her to a tee.
(Minerva rolls into the ring and readies herself to begin the match as ‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer, welcomes out the coldest champion there is today. Engaging the title next to him is Drake King as he enters on the Road To Redemption stage.)
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENT! WRESTLING OUT OF THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEL! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS! HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, DRAKE ‘THE REDEEEMMEERRRRR’!!!!!
(The crowd boos very heavily as Drake keeps a cold and dead stare on the chamber. Drake is seen with his signature branding iron, which he’ll be taking to the chamber with him.)
Rich Russillo: Boy, does the champion have his toughest task ahead of him tonight. All of these challenges are worthy of singles challenges, let alone five at once. But if there was anyone champion I think could do it, you’re looking at him. Drake King has been DOMINANT since becoming the World Champion at Pain For Pride, not ever missing a beat and staying consistent with his title defenses. Two incredible matches and showings for Drake in singles matches against Justin Windgate and Jake Smith in the past few months, he’ll need to be his best self tonight to conquer both at the same time.
James Peters: It all comes down to this match. This will set the tone of the rest of the season and put us on the road to Pain For Pride. I cannot wait and these competitors are stirring to begin this main event here at Road To Redemption. LET’S GET IT!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: HERE. WE. GO.
James Peters: The main event is underway as Drake King and Minerva are here to start off our 2021 EAW World Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber! Man, this is one of those matches, it just has that huge match feel because we know the implications of this match. It sets us on the road to the Grand Rampage and paves the way for the rest of the season on Voltage. All six of these competitors know that and they’re not here to lose, they’re here to make the most of their career’s biggest opportunity to date and start on the journey towards Pain For Pride as the EAW World Champion!
Rich Russillo: Absolutely and Drake King has perhaps the largest mountain he’s seen yet to climb, here tonight. He’s starting off this match with fellow New Eden member, Minerva and it looks like they’re going to put the weapons down. These two know how vital it is to preserve yourself in this match, but that isn’t going to stop them from kicking off the action! Drake and Minerva meet in the center of the ring, a collar and elbow tie-up between these two as Drake manages to overpower Minerva and march her back into the turnbuckle.
James Peters: Drake about to release the hold- but Minerva grabs the wrist and slips under Drake, now taking his back and pulling him back to the center of the ring. She lifts him into the air, Drake trying to use his size advantage to fight out of this hold, Minerva is able to trip him down to his knees and take over with a side-headlock. Minerva with some solid groundwork, controlling Drake’s movements, now ripping him back down to the canvas, Drake hits hard as Minerva wraps his arm around his back and pins her knee into his spine! Wonderful mat wrestling from Minerva, who is displaying right now that she can truly do it all!
Persephone: Yeah, except get a better hairdresser. Her highlights look like an overly-sensitive teenage girl made an impulsive decision to put a blindfold on and dye her hair different characters. That hair is a crime to the colorblind community, I mean, what color even is it?!?
Rich Russillo: It’s the color of fire because that’s what she’s on right now! Minerva has her knee in Drake’s back and now tries to take over with a crossface submission! Drake is able to slip out of this one and bring Minerva up with him as he stands up to his knees, then his feet! He’s got Minerva up in powerbomb position! She slips out the backdoor and rolls Drake up- No! He rolls through and gets back up, throwing a kick at the face of Minerva, who slides out of the way and grabs the outstretched leg of Drake King! Drake launches himself up and now sends Minerva tumbling to the other side of the ring with a jumping headscissors! Wow! What a counter from the champion!
James Peters: They’re both showing all their abilities right now and neither really can gain a clear edge over the other! You’re seeing now why New Eden is so dominant, the skills both of these elitists possess are tremendous! Drake and Minerva have obviously decided to come out tonight and use the first five minutes of this match to show the world what wrestling should be about!
Rich Russillo: Absolutely, they just gave each other a nod of respect as they meet in the middle again- BANG! Drake with an absolutely thunderous knee to the midsection of Minerva! That one sounded like a balloon popping as Drake rattled the organs of the National Elite Champion! The EAW World Champion changing things up and surprising Minerva with a sneaky knee to the gut as he now Irish-whips her into the turnbuckles. He tries to charge in after her with a running forearm and it thuds off her cheekbone as her head whips around and she falls into the lap of Drake King! He grabs her body and lifts her into position for a falcon arrow-
James Peters: Minerva with a boot on the outside of that bottom rope, she’s defending against this falcon arrow with everything she’s got, but Drake shocked her system with that forearm a few seconds ago! Drake grabs her by the arm and drags her into the middle of the ring, now he’s in perfect position for the falcon arrow! He lifts Minerva up and- CRACK! A knee of her own to the head of Drake as he’s forced to drop her back to the canvas! Minerva now with a short-arm clothesline, but that one missed as Drake ducked under it and now takes the back of Minerva, OH BOY, DRAKE KING! HE LIFTS HER UP FOR AN INVERTED FALCON ARROW-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA WHIPPED HER LEGS OVER AND MANAGES TO SWING OVER TOP OF DRAKE KING AND REVERSE THE POSITION! What wherewithal from Minerva! She was able to get her legs over the top and land on her feet, now she’s the one who has Drake in position for an attack! Drake drops his back to the canvas and drags Minerva’s wrist with him, bringing them both down to the canvas. What creative defensive wrestling from Drake King, who gets back to his feet and wraps his arms around Minerva’s head in side-headlock position!
James Peters: Drake has a tight headlock in and Minerva is trying to shove him away, but Drake isn’t easily swayed! She bounces off the ropes and tries to throw Drake away, but he drags them both down to the mat in this position and now puts his knee into the back of Minerva! Drake showing off his mat wrestling too in the early goings of this match, not allowing Minerva back to her feet. Drake locks his hands around her face and wrenches back on the chin, his knee still pressed against the back of her neck! A tortuous facelock from Drake King, who looks like he’s about to snap the neck of Minerva in two!
Persephone: Wouldn’t be the first time he’s fucked up her throat. You hear that Myles? You’re a cuck and you know it.
Rich Russillo: Drake lets go of this hold and now peels his eyes on Minerva, allowing her to get back to her feet. These two have shown us some spectacular technical wrestling tonight, but they know that their best chance is to use their numbers advantage and pick apart the other competitors in this match, one by one.
(Minerva gets back to her feet as she exchanges some indiscernible words with Drake King. The two look as if they’re in agreement, but still, it’s unknown what they’re discussing. Their eyes focus on the countdown clock as it begins from 5.)
FIVE!!!…
FOUR!!!!…
THREE!!!…
TWO!!!!…
(Drake and Minerva both pick up their weapons, Drake sporting that branding iron and Minerva with that Cat O’ Nine Tails Whip. They look around the chamber and stand tall in the middle of the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Oh boy, I pity whoever has to face these two-
ONE!!!…
BUZZ!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE THIRD ELITIST IN THE CHAMBER IS THE ‘MORAL COMPASS’ HIMSELF! THE SHORT SUPERSTAR! JAKE SMITH IS IN THE CHAMBER!
James Peters: JAKE STORMS RIGHT OUT OF HIS POD, HE’S WIELDING THAT 2×4 THAT HAS A…CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF HAILEE STIENFIELD ON IT! AND IT’S WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE! JAKE STORMS INTO THE RING AND HE BLASTS DRAKE ACROSS THE SHOULDER WITH THE 2×4! DRAKE FALLS TO THE GROUND AS MINERVA WHIPS THOSE CATTAILS AT JAKE SMITH! HE USES THE 2×4 TO CATCH THE CATTAILS AND DEFEND HIMSELF, MINERVA’S WIRE-SHARP BLACK FLOWERS DON’T CATCH JAKE! YET!
Persephone: Drake just got his ass beat by Haliee Stienfield, what a loser!
Rich Russillo: Minerva rips her whip back and away from that 2×4, NOW TRYING TO STRIKE THE LEGS OF JAKE! HE SIDESTEPS AND DROPS THAT 2×4 ONTO THE CANVAS! A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF MINERVA AND JAKE HOOKS THE NECK FOR A DDT! TRYING TO DRIVE HER HEAD FIRST INTO HAILEE- No! DRAKE BACK IN THE MIX AS HE SWINGS THE BRANDING IRON AT THE FACE OF JAKE SMITH! THAT BRANDING IRON CRUSHES THE NOSE OF JAKE AND DROPS HIM TO THE GROUND WITH ABSOLUTE FORCE!
James Peters: I know that hurt! Jake knew he would be a victim of this New Eden presence in the match, the history he’s had with them has been so bitter and the blood boils over every time these Elitists step into the ring with one another! The bridge of Jake Smith’s nose is trickling small drops of blood into his weakly trimmed beard, he’s completely out of sorts after Drake slammed that branding iron into his face and now grabs him by the hair, scowling down at the wincing face of Jake Smith with nothing but pure contempt. Drake thought he had written the last chapter of their long history together with a win at Clash of Kingdoms 2, but Jake and Chris managed to rewrite an impossible sequence of events and gain the win over Drake and Camille at Wicked Games.
Rich Russillo: Drake hasn’t forgotten, nor has he forgotten anything since then. Drake may have ice in his veins, but Jake is more than just a thorne in Drake’s side. Right now, Drake is gonna make him pay for it! The Champion throws Jake’s face back to the ground and viciously stomps on his body! Boots from hell going right through the spine of Jake Smith! OH NO, DRAKE PROPS THE ARM AND HE’S LOOKING TO BREAK IT! DRAKE STOMPS ON THE ARM OF JAKE SMITH AND-
James Peters: NO! Jake evades it and manages to roll to the ropes, he looks taken aback that Drake’s attempted something so malicious from the get go, but this match isn’t for the faint of heart! Jake stands up and Drake runs at him with a lariat, Jake ducks under it and now fires a boot right into the midsection of Drake, stopping the champion in his tracks! He bounces of the ropes himself and-
CRACK!
James Peters: MINERVA STINGS THOSE CATTAILS OFF THE CHEST OF JAKE SMITH AS HE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES IN PAIN, THUDDING ON THE CAGE FLOOR OUTSIDE! JAKE’S CHEST WITH SMALL CUT MARKS ALL OVER IT AS HE LEAKS SMALL STREAMS OF BLOOD THROUGH THE UNFORGIVING STEEL FLOOR! MINERVA STILL WITH THAT WHIP IN HAND, SHE FOLLOWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AND DRAGS HIM RIGHT TO THE CHAMBER OF CHRIS ELITE! MINERVA IS SHOVING THE FACE OF JAKE AGAINST THE GLASS AND BOUNCING IT OFF THE CHAMBER LIKE A BASKETBALL!
Rich Russillo: MY GOD, THE SOUND HIS SKULL MADE AGAINST THAT CHAMBER GLASS WAS ABSOLUTELY SICKENING! HE’S DAZED AND MINERVA IS STILL ON THE ATTACK! JAKE NEEDS ANOTHER MEMBER IN THIS CHAMBER MATCH BAD, BUT THEY’RE NOT COMING ANY TIME SOON!
James Peters: Minerva lifts him up by the hair, pulling it by the roots and RAISING THE WHIP UP TO HER HEAD! SHE’S GONNA LET LOOSE AGAIN! WAIT! NOT THIS TIME AS JAKE SHOVES HER BACK AND MANAGES TO EVADE THAT ATTACK! MINERVA CRACKS THAT WHIP AGAIN AND JAKE SIDESTEPS IT, NOW RETURNING FIRE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF MINERVA! HE KICKED HER IN THE FACE- DRAKE GRABBING JAKE’S FACE FROM INSIDE THE RING, LEANING OVER THE ROPES AND YANKING HIS NECK AGAINST THEM, BUT JAKE GRABS THE WHIP AND RIPS ONE OF THOSE RAZOR SHARP FLOWERS OFF, NOW JAMMING IT INTO THE EYE OF DRAKE KING!! JAKE STUCK IT STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYE AND DRAKE IS IN BAD CONDITION!
Rich Russillo: HE’S STILL TEETERING WITH HIS FEET ON THAT BOTTOM ROPE, HALF INSIDE THE RING, LEANING OVER THE TOP ROPE, JAKE HAS A HOLD OF HIM AS DRAKE CLUTCHES AT HIS EYE! JAKE-WAIT?! WHAT IS JAKE DOING?! HE’S GOT DRAKE NOW IN SUPLEX POSITION, PERHAPS LOOKING FOR ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MICHINOKU DRIVERS ON THIS CAGE FLOOR! DRAKE IS GRABBING THE ROP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE, DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO-
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA CRACKS THAT WHIP AGAIN FROM BEHIND JAKE SMITH AND HE DROPS DRAKE BACK INTO THE RING, FORCED TO BUCKLE TO HIS KNEES AND DOUBLE OVER IN PAIN! MINERVA STARES RIGHT AT CHRIS, TAKING SOME BLOOD FROM THE BACK OF JAKE SMITH AND SMEARING IT STRAIGHT ON THE GLASS POD, CHRIS ELITE IS CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET HIS HANDS ON NEW EDEN!
James Peters: That’s certainly a sight to behold, Chris Elite is being kept like a lion behind a curtain of Jake Smith’s blood, while Minerva is on the outside just tearing him apart. Jake Smith is in dire condition here. Minerva hoists him up and perches him on the top turnbuckle, they’re still outside the ring and a fall from that height…onto that cage floor…this structure is the worst weapon of all. Minerva follows him up there, OH BOY! SHE WANTS TO RIP JAKE DOWN TO THAT CARNIVOROUS STEEL BELOW- BUT JAKE SMITH WITH A NASTY HEADBUTT! AND ANOTHER ONE! HE SHOVES MINERVA OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SHE TUMBLES INTO THE RING-
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL?!? DRAKE KING ON THE OUTSIDE, HE RUNS UP THE ROPES LIKE A CAT AND STANDS JAKE UP ON HIS FEET! DRAKE KING SUPERPLEXES JAKE SMITH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THAT STEEL CAGE FLOORING AND JUST RIPPED THEIR BODIES APART! OH MY GOD, DRAKE KING WITH A THUNDEROUS SUPERPLEX,
PUTTING HIS OWN BODY THROUGH HELL JUST TO TAKE JAKE WITH HIM, AND MY GOD, DID HE EVER!!!!
James Peters: GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY! DRAKE KING JUST SLAMMED THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN ONTO THAT UNFORGIVING AND BLOOD RIDDLED STEEL FLOOR BELOW, I THINK I HEARD SOME OF THEIR ORGANS CLATTERING AGAINST THEIR RIBCAGE, JESUS LORD!!
(Drake King rolls off Jake Smith in intense pain as he barely manages to crawl his way under the bottom rope. Minerva with a look of concern on her face as Drake King is unresponsive and still out after that massive superplex of Jake Smith.)
Rich Russillo: That one took both men out, my god. And I have an eerie feeling that won’t be the worst to happen to these men tonight. Minerva is trying desperately to tend to Drake, but he’s compromised. Drake is in as bad a condition as Jake is and now Minerva is the only one left on her feet. WAIT, BUT NOT FOR LONG!
FIVE!!!…
FOUR!!!….
THREE!!!…
TWO!!!…
(Minerva looks around the chamber, smearing the blood of Jake Smith on her own face as she awaits the next entrant.)
ONE!!!…
BUZZ!!!!
(The spotlight shines down on…)
Rich Russillo: HERE COMES RYAN WILSON! HE’S WIELDING THAT HOCKEY STICK THAT’S WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE AND BOY, HE’S EAGER TO GET INTO THIS MATCH! MINERVA SWINGS THE WHIP AT WILSON AND HE MANAGES TO BLOCK IT WITH THE HOCKEY STICK, THEN YANKING THE WHIP OUT OF MINERVA’S HAND AND CLOCKING HER IN THE FACE WITH THE HOCKEY STICK! BLOOD SPLATTERS OUT OF THE MOUTH OF MINERVA AND SPILLS ONTO THE CANVAS LIKE KOOL-AID!
James Peters: WILSON THEN SMACKS THE HOCKEY STICK AGAINST THE BACK OF BOTH DRAKE AND JAKE! RATTLING THE BARBED WIRE OFF THE SPINE OF DRAKE KING AGAIN AND IT SEEMS RYAN HAS FOUND A TARGET IN THE CHAMPION! HE KNOWS THAT IF HE CAN GET DRAKE OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S A HUGE BOOST OF CONFIDENCE IN THIS MATCH! RYAN DROPS THE HOCKEY STICK AND LIFTS DRAKE UP! HE HITS HIM WHERE IT HURTS WITH AN ATOMIC DROP AND NOW IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! OH BOY, HERE COMES WILSON!
Rich Russillo: HE SURGES INTO THE CORNER WITH A HELLUVA KICK- NO! DRAKE JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY AND RYAN STRANDED HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE! DRAKE NOW GRABS MINERVA’S WHIP, WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF RYAN WILSON AND RIPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH IT! MAN, THAT WAS NASTY FROM THE CHAMPION AS HE NOW STOMPS ON THE BODY OF RYAN WILSON-
James Peters: OUT OF NOWHERE, JAKE SMITH BACK IN THE MIX AND HE CRACKS THAT 2X4 OVER THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD! HE TRIED TO CRUSH HIS SKULL WITH THAT ONE AND MY GOD, DRAKE’S BODY HIT THE CANVAS HARD! NOW JAKE SEES WILSON, BUT TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO DRAKE KING! OH MY GOD, HE’S SMASHING THE 2X4 OVER THE BACK OF DRAKE, OVER AND OVER AGAIN! THAT BARBED WIRE AND WOOD ARE MAKING A HOME IN DRAKE’S VITAL ORGANS AND ABSOLUTELY BATTERING HIM! THIS MAY BE TAKING DRAKE TO A POINT OF NO RETURN BECAUSE HE CAN’T TAKE MANY MORE OF THESE-
SNAP!
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH HIT DRAKE KING SO MANY TIMES HE SPLINTERED THAT WOOD IN HALF! THE WOOD SPLIT INTO TWO MASSIVE SHARP WOOD SHARDS AND NOW JAKE LOOKS DOWN AT THE BLOODY, RIPPED AND MUTILATED PHOTO OF HALIEE STEINFEILD! HE LOOKS BACK AT DRAKE AND DRAGS HIM UP TO HIS KNEES! BANG! A SUPERKICK! A SUPERKICK THAT SNAPS OFF THE BACK OF DRAKE’S SKULL AND HIS BODY DUMPS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! JAKE SMITH GRABS DRAKE BY THE BEARD AND TELLS HIM THAT HE’S GOING TO BE WRITING THE END OF THIS CHAPTER OF THEIR CAREERS! JAKE SMITH WANTS TO END DRAKE KING ONCE AND FOR ALL-
James Peters: RYAN WILSON LIKE A THUNDERBOLT, DELIVERS A HUGE HELLUVA KICK TO THE SIDE OF JAKE’S HEAD AS HE SPINS AROUND AND HITS THE ROPES BEFORE FALLING FLAT ON THE CANVAS! RYAN PICKS HIM UP AND SPINS THE BODY OF JAKE SMITH AROUND WILDY BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH ‘LE BOMBE BLUE’!!!! THAT BLUE THUNDER BOMB THAT JUST DROPPED JAKE TO THE MAT WITH FORCE COULD BE WHAT WILSON NEEDS, HE GOES FOR THE COVER, TRYING TO ELIMINATE JAKE SMITH!!!
ONE!
TWO!
Rich Russillo: JAKE KICKS OUT, BUT FOR HOW LONG CAN HE STAY IN THIS?! HE’S TAKEN SO MUCH PUNISHMENT ALREADY AND WE’VE STILL YET TO EVEN GET TO ALL OF THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH! WAIT! DRAKE FROM BEHIND, HE BLASTS RYAN WITH A FOREARM AND RYAN RETURNS FIRE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AN UPPERCUT THAT SLAMS OFF THE CHIN OF DRAKE KING! DRAKE COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER HARD FOREARM TO THE FACE OF WILSON AND RYAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES- NO! MINERVA WAS ON THE OUTSIDE, SHE WAS WAITING FOR HIM! MINERVA GRABS WILSON’S ARMS AS DRAKE CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING ONTO THAT CAGE FLOOR!
James Peters: Ryan just hit the floor hard and Minerva grabs him by that overgrown hair of his and starts to drag his face against the cage! Ryan’s face is shoved and dragged against the cage by Minerva, but Ryan shoves her away and hits her with another solid European uppercut! Minerva comes back with a NASTY LARIAT- BUT SOMEHOW RYAN STAYED ON HIS FEET! A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF TOUGHNESS FROM RYAN WILSON, WAIT!..HE FELL RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DRAKE KING AS HE WAS STUMBLING BACKWARDS, DRAKE SPINS HIM AROUND, HOOKS HIS ARMS AND PLANTS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL WITH AN ‘ASCENSION’!!!!! RYAN WILSON IS OUT!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE WITH AN ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS ‘ASCENSION’ ON THAT OUTSIDE AREA, RYAN WILSON’S FACE AND SKULL ARE MASHED POTATOES RIGHT NOW! Wait…
(Drake tilts his head up in the air, then stares down at Ryan Wilson, a deep breath of thought as he looks at Minerva and picks up Wilson.)
James Peters: DRAKE IS LIFTING WILSON UP ONCE AGAIN, MINERVA AIDING HIM, THEY’RE MOUNTING RYAN ON DRAKE’S SHOULDERS!!! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME- WAIT, NO! DRAKE RUNNING ACROSS THE RINGSIDE AREA AND POWERBOMBING RYAN THROUGH THE EMPTY POD CHAMBERRRRRRRRRRRR!!! RYAN’S BODY FOLDING AND BURIED UNDER THAT GLASS AS THE ENTIRE EXPLODED INTO DISBELIEF!!!!
(The crowd roars loudly at the spectacle as Drake King stumbles around the outside of the ring and uses Minerva to stay upright.)
Rich Russillo: THAT TOOK SO MUCH OUT OF DRAKE KING TOO, THIS MATCH HAS BEEN SO TAXING ON EVERY SINGLE COMPETITOR SO FAR AND NOBODY IS GONE YET! But for all intents and purposes, Ryan WIlson just may be. There aren’t any signs of motion or life coming from that pile he’s in, New Eden could drag him in the ring right now and likely finish this night for him-
James Peters: JAKE SMITH WITH DRAKE KING’S BRANDING IRON! HE CRACKS IT OVER DRAKE’S BACK AND DROPS THE CHAMPION TO THE GROUND! MINERVA CHARGES TOWARDS JAKE, HE DROPS THE BRANDING IRON AND SIDESTEPS MINERVA! HE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL! AND AGAIN! JAKE SMITH RUNNING MINERVA’S PEARLY WHITES INTO THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL CHAIN LINK, NOW CLOTHESLINING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SENDING HER TUMBLING BACK INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA GOES FOR A BIG BOOT! JAKE CATCHES IT AND THROWS IT BACK TO THE GROUND, QUICKLY JUMPING UP WITH A SNAPPING ENZEGUIRI OF HIS OWN! MINERVA IS ROCKED AS JAKE THROWS HER TO THE GROUND AND JUST STARTS UNLOADING WITH PUNCHES! MY GOD, THIS RIVALRY IS SO DEEPLY PERSONAL AND JAKE SMITH WANTS TO MAKE NEW EDEN PAY! HE’S RAINING FIRE ON MINERVA WITH THESE BOMBS FOR FISTS, SHE’S COVERING UP, BLOODIED AND BRUISED, THERE’S BLOOD FROM BOTH COMPETITORS SPILLING ALL OVER THE HANDS OF JAKE AND THE FACE OF MINERVA!
James Peters: DRAKE KING BACK IN THE RING, HE PICKS UP THAT MASSIVE SHARD OF WOOD AND DRIVES IT RIGHT THROUGH THE UPPER ARM OF JAKE SMITH!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, JAKE SMITH SCREAMING OUT IN AGONY-
TEAR!
James Peters: DRAKE RIPS IT RIGHT BACK OUT AND I CAN SEE THE ACTUAL PIECES OF WOOD STILL LEFT INSIDE THAT ARM OF JAKE! HE LITERALLY WAS JUST STABBED STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ARM WITH THAT MASSIVE SHARD OF WOOD AND THERE ARE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY SPLINTER STILL IN HIS ARMS! MINERVA NOW COMES TO AND DIGS HER FINGERNAILS INSIDE OF THAT WOUND! JUST TRYING TO TEAR OPEN THE FLESH OF JAKE AND THE BLOOD IS REALLY SPILLING ALL OVER BOTH JAKE AND MINERVA!
Persephone: I CAN’T TELL WHICH ONE OF THESE THREE LADIES IS ON THEIR PERIOD, BUT GOOD LORD, THIS ONE’S A DOOZIE!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA AND DRAKE KING’S ALLIANCE AS FELLOW NEW EDEN MEMBERS HAS PAID DIVIDENDS TONIGHT! THEY’VE SHUT DOWN JAKE SMITH HERE AND ARE DISMANTLING HIM BRUTALLY! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE REFEREE LET JAKE COMPETE AFTER TAKING ESSENTIALLY A STAKE THROUGH HIS ARM! THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE WORST OF HIS PROBLEMS THOUGH, MINERVA AND DRAKE KING HAVE THE SAME LOOK IN THEIR EYES AND THEY’RE LIFTING JAKE SMITH UP TO HIS FEET, PERHAPS NEW EDEN WILL FINISH JAKE SMITH OFF ONE FINAL TIME. FOREVER SEALING THE COFFIN AND BURYING THE LEGACY OF JAKE SMITH AS NOTHING MORE THAN SOMEONE WHO COULDN’T STOP THEM.
(As Drake and Minerva keep Jake Smith upright, the fans seem to start buzzing tremendously and the world’s eyes collectively shift away from these three competitors…)
James Peters: Wait, what is….WAIT…IS THAT??? IT’S RYAN WILSON, HE’S ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD! HE’S ON TOP OF THE POD, WE THOUGHT HE WAS DOWN AND OUT, BUT HE’S AS HIGH AS HE’S EVER BEEN AND RYAN WILSON FLIESSSSS OFFF THE TOOOPPPPPP OFFFFF THEEEE PODDDDD WITH A WHISPER IN THE WINDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! A WHISPER IN THE WIND THAT TAKES EVERYONE OUT AND FLOORS ALL THREE COMPETITORS! RYAN WILSON IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!!
Rich Russillo: AND HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE!
FIVE!!!…
FOUR!!!…
THREE!!!…
TWO!!!!…
ONE!!!!…
BUZZ!!!
(The crowd holds its breath in sheer excitement as the spotlight shines down on one of the pods.)
Rich Russillo: HERE COMES THE LIFE OF THE PARTY! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS IN THIS MATCH, BABY! JUSTIN WINDGATE AND HIS…PAINT…PAINTBALL GUN ARE IN THE MATCH! THIS MEANS THAT CHRIS ELITE WILL BE THE LAST ENTRANT AND THUS FAR, STILL NOBODY IS GONE FROM THIS MATCH!
James Peters: Justin Windgate takes his time getting into the ring, he knows that all four competitors are badly hurt. This could be his chance to…wait…what is he doing? Justin Windgate climbing to the top turnbuckle, now grabbing onto the top of the pod and pulling himself to the very top of the chamber pod….I have no idea what Justin Windgate is doing. Wait, WAIT! JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW SETS UP THE PAINTBALL GUN AND THESE FOUR COMPETITORS ARE JUST STARTING TO COME TO! MINERVA SEES WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND SHE DIVES OUTSIDE THE RING, SHELTERING HERSELF INSIDE ANOTHER POD!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE OPENS FIRE AND HE IS NAILING THESE THREE MEN WITH PAINTBALLS! WINDGATE FIRING AT JAKE, DRAKE AND RYAN! BANG! RYAN GETS NAILED WITH A HEADSHOT, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AS JUSTIN FINISHES HIM OFF WITH A FEW MORE SHOTS TO THE CHEST AS RYAN HITS THE CANVAS AND TRIES TO ROLL UNDER THE TOP ROPE! DRAKE AND JAKE ARE TAKING SHELTER WHERE THEY CAN, JAKE GRABS THE BODY OF RYAN WILSON AND USES HIM AS A HUMAN SHIELD! BANG! BANG! RYAN’S BACK IS GETTING LIT UP AS JAKE USES IT TO PROTECT HIMSELF!
James Peters: DRAKE OUTSIDE THE RING, HE’S CLIMBING THE CAGE! HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP OF THE POD! JUSTIN WINDGATE SEES HIM NOW, STANDING UP AND PLACING THE GUN STRAIGHT IN FRONT OF DRAKE KING’S FACE! JUSTIN WINDGATE HASN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE HORRIFIC THINGS DRAKE DID TO HIM AT BLOODSPORT! JUSTIN WINDGATE FIRES A SINGLE SHOT AT THE FACE OF DRAKE AND THAT ONE SENT DRAKE FLYING BACK ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!
CRASH!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE’S BODY JUST SLAMMED AGAINST THAT METAL CAGE AGAIN AS JUSTIN WINDGATE SHOT HIM OFF CLIMBING ON TOP OF THE POD! WINDGATE ON HIS FEET, STILL FIRING AT HIS OPPONENTS! THOSE PAINTBALLS HAVE TO RUN OUT AT SOME POINT, BUT HE’S GOING TO MAKE THE MOST OF THEM! JAKE RUNS OUT FROM BEHIND RYAN, GRABS HIS HOCKEY STICK AND THROWS IT BARBED WIRE END AT JUSTIN WINDGATE! IT CLOBBERS JUSTIN IN THE FACE AND HE DROPS THE PAINTBALL GUN OFF THE TOP OF THE POD!
James Peters: JAKE SMITH CHARGES ACROSS THE RING, DIVING FOR THE PAINTBALL GUN-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA TAKES HIM CLEAN OUT OF THE WAY AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! SHE DROPS PUNCHES, ELBOWS AND HEADBUTTS THE FACE OF JAKE! MINERVA WAS GETTING HER FACE SMASHED IN BY JAKE EARLIER, SHE’S GONNA PUT JAKE THROUGH AS MUCH PAIN AS POSSIBLE RIGHT HERE- CRACK! NOW IT’S RYAN WHO SWINGS THE WHIP OF MINERVA AT HER OWN BACK AND STINGS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! HE DROPS THE WHIP AND GRABS THE HOCKEY STICK, SMASHING AGAINST THE CHEEK OF JAKE SMITH AND A DAMN TOOTH JUST FELL OUT WITH A POOL OF BLOOD FROM JAKE’S MOUTH! THERE’S A TOOTH SITTING ON THE CANVAS IN A SPILL OF HIS BLOOD!
Persephone: HE HAS DISEASES, EVERYONE PUT YOUR MASKS ON! I HEARD MIDGETITIS IS AIRBORNE!
James Peters: Drake barely managing to collect himself on the outside, Ryan Wilson SLAMS THAT HOCKEY STICK IN HIS FACE! MAN, HE WANTS REVENGE FOR THAT POWERBOMB FROM EARLIER! RYAN NOW UNWRAPPING THE BARBWIRE FROM THE END OF THE HOCKEY STICK, YELLING OUT IN PAIN, BLEEDING THROUGH IT, STILL RIPPING IT OFF! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! RYAN TAKING THAT BARBED WIRE OFF AND NOW WIELDING IT IN HIS HANDS!
Rich Russillo: RYAN TAKES THE BARBED WIRE AND WRAPS IT AROUND DRAKE’S NECK!! HE’S WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND DRAKE’S NECK, OH MY GOD, WILSON IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL HIM! HE’S RAISING HIS FOOT UP LIKE HE’S GONNA STOMP ON IT! RYAN WILSON IS ABOUT TO STOMP ON THIS BARBED WIRE AND DRAKE KING IS-
BOOM!
James Peters: A HEADSHOT FROM MINERVA! SHE USED THE PAINTBALL GUN AND HIT RYAN RIGHT IN THE EYE WITH IT! RYAN’S EYEBALL MIGHT BE DESTROYED AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND ROLLS IN PAIN! DRAKE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET THAT BARBED WIRE OFF, BUT IT’S CUTTING UP HIS HANDS AND HE’S BLEEDING ALL OVER HIMSELF! DRAKE IS CUTTING HIMSELF OPEN ON THIS BARBED WIRE, ONLY A MADMAN LIKE WILSON WOULD HAVE WILLINGLY DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HIMSELF AND DRAKE!
Rich Russillo: Minerva is trying to help untangle this barbed wire, but they’re both in pain trying to do it and WIlson really wrapped it tight around his neck. It’s slippery, sharp and a bloody mess.
Persephone: Sounds like Minerva’s dick after a night pounding Drake Queen.
(Minerva turns around, opens the ammo tank on the paintball gun, removes the bullets and stomps them into the steel grate below.)
Rich Russillo: Minerva’s doing everything she can to neutralize her opponents and get this barbed wire off Drake’s neck.
James Peters: They’re really struggling to get that wire away from Drake’s neck and slowly, we’re seeing small trickles of blood coming down the sides of his neck onto his shoulders. This really isn’t good for Drake or Minerva. His skin was a dark red color, now it’s becoming a paler, more depleted and empty color. Drake is showing the loss of blood volume here and this is a real problem, he might have to call this and let Minerva finish this match for New Eden. Allow the title to maintain within the group, without potentially dying inside this ring from blood loss.
Rich Russillo: IT AIN’T BLOOD LOSS! IT’S JUSTIN WINDGATE! HE’S PERCHED ON THE TOP OF THE POD STILL, HE’S COME TO AND NOW HE SOARS THROUGH THE AIR WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY, FLOORING MINERVA AND LANDING ON DRAKE TOO!!!! HE TAKES OUT NEW EDEN WITH THAT CROSS BODY! JUSTIN WINDGATE LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD BY DIVING OFF THE POD AND RISKING IT ALL TO TAKE OUT BOTH MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN, BUT THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF HIM TOO! JUSTIN WINDGATE HIT THAT STEEL FLOOR HARD AND HE’S CLUTCHING AT HIS RIBS AS JAKE AND RYAN COME TO INSIDE THE RING!
James Peters: Jake slugs Ryan with a big right hand! Ryan fires back with an uppercut! These two both trading power shots! NOW RYAN JUMPS WITH A KNEE THAT CONNECTS FLUSH ON THE JAW OF JAKE SMITH! RYAN BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND JAKE NAILS A BICYCLE KICK TO THE SKULL OF RYAN, NOW LIFTING HIM UP AND PARALYZING HIS BACK WITH A NASTY BACKSTABBER! JAKE WITH A BACKSTABBER THAT HAS RYAN DOWN! JAKE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND WAVES RYAN ON! HE INVITES HIM BACK TO HIS FEET! JAKE JUMPS TOWARDS RYAN WITH ‘HELL ABOVE’ AND DRIVES RYAN’S SKULL INTO THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE TRYING TO JUMP INTO THE RING! MINERVA GRABS HIS LEG AND RIPS HIM BACK! SHE POKES HIS EYE AND THEN SHOVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO ONE OF THE PODS! WINDGATE HIT HARD AS MINERVA NOW GRABS HIS ARMS AND PROPS HIM UP ON HER BACK…OH NO!!! MINERVA, DON’T!!!! MINERVA DROPS JUSTIN WINDGATE ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A VERTEBREAKER ON THE STEEL!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUSTIN WINDGATE’S CAREER SHOULD BE OVER, I DON’T CARE HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS A YEAR YOU WRESTLE THROUGH, THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IS DRIPPING BLOOD THROUGH THE STEEL GRATE!!!
Rich Russillo: It’s Minerva’s time! She gets back in the ring and goes face to face with Jake Smith! MINERVA FLOORS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HE GETS UP AND MINERVA DROPS HIM AGAIN! THIS TIME JAKE GETS UP, MUCH MORE LABORED AND SLUGGISHLY! MINERVA TOSSES HIM AGAINST THE ROPES AND CATCHES HIM IN A NASTY SPINEBUSTER ON THE END OF IT! JAKE’S SPINE SLAMMED INTO THE MAT AS THE FOUNDATION SHOOK WITH THAT SPINEBUSTER!
(Minerva rolls away from Jake with an exhausted look on her face, she glances at the clock and it’s nearly at 5. She looks at Chris Elite and smiles at him, she’s ready to reignite this bad blood.)
FIVE!!!…
FOUR!!!…
THREE!!!…
TWO!!!!…
ONE!!!!…
(The crowd cheers heavily as Minerva prepares for Chris Elite.)
BUZZ!!!
James Peters: HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE! HE WAS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT AND HE’S READY TO MAKE NEW EDEN PAY-
(Chris Elite is looking around and waiting for the pod door to open, but it’s jammed. The door isn’t opening and Chris doesn’t have any idea why.)
Rich Russillo: What the?! The spotlight is shining on Chris Elite, but his pod door is still shut?! He’s banging on the glass, he’s signaling for someone to come open the door, kicking it and banging on it, but that door is still shut!
(Minerva gleans a malevolent smile at Chris Elite as she drags Jake Smith back in the ring. Chris Elite is smashing against the pod glass as Minerva plants a foot on the base of Jake’s skull and keeps him pressed against the canvas.)
James Peters: Oh no..Minerva’s picked up on this malfunction of Chris Elite’s pod and she’s gonna torture him by making him watch this! MINERVA GRABS THAT WHIP OF HERS AND TAKES ONE OF THE FLOWERS IN HER HAND, OH NO, DON’T DO THIS MINERVA! SHE TAKES THAT RAZOR SHARP FLOWER AND STARTS TO CARVE OUT…A WORD!!?!? SHE’S ETCHING SOMETHING IN JAKE SMITH’S BACK! SHE’S DRAGGING THAT KNIFE SHARP FLOWER UP AND DOWN HIS BACK LIKE A FINGERPAiTNING AND JAKE IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA JUST WROTE “NE”?!? SHE JUST CARVED OUT NEW EDEN’S INITIALS ON JAKE’S BACK AND JAKE SMITH IS ABSOLUTELY WRITHING IN PAIN! HE’S SUFFERING AND JUST HAD THOSE LETTERS CARVED INTO HIS SKIN, MINERVA IS SMILING BIGGER THAN I’VE EVER SEEN HER!! THIS IS DESPICABLE!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW DEEP A RIVALRY IS, THAT’S INSANE. OKAY? SHE JUST TOOK THIS A STEP TOO FAR!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, IF EVER A PLACE TO WRITE YOUR DAMN INITIALS INTO SOMEONE’S BACK IN BLOOD, IT’S NOW! MINERVA IS NEW EDEN FOR LIFE! IT’S FLOWING THROUGH HER VEINS! THIS GROUP IS SEALED AND BONDED IN BLOOD-
BUZZ!!!!
(A huge buzz is heard as the EAW fans explode into excitement and Chris Elite’s pod door finally opens.)
Rich Russillo: OH BOY, HERE HE COMES! THERE’S NO DOOR BETWEEN THEM NOW AND CHRIS ELITE IS WIELDING THAT PILLOWCASE FULL OF NOKIA PHONES!
Persephone: Out of every weapon he could’ve brought with him?!?!
James Peters: Y’ALL DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE NOKIAS MAN! THOSE THINGS WERE LIKE VIBRANIUM BACK IN MY DAY! CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND MINERVA CRACKS THE WHIP AT HIM AS HE USES HE PILLOWCASE TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM THOSE BLISTERINGLY SHARP BLACK ROSES! NOW CHRIS DUCKS UNDER A RIGHT HAND FROM MINERVA, SWINGS THE PILLOWCASE AROUND AND CATCHES MINERVA IN THE JAW WITH THAT PILLOWCASE OF NOKIAS! CHRIS ELITE SMACKED THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH THAT ONE!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA IS DROPPED TO HER KNEES AND DOESN’T KNOW WHERE SHE IS! CHRIS ELITE STARES DOWN AT HER AND SLAMS THE PHONES AGAINST HER SPINE! AND AGAIN! CHRIS ELITE IS ABSOLUTELY BEATING HER DOWN WITH THIS SACK OF NOKIAS!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) FUCK YA LIFE!
James Peters: DRAKE CAN SEE MINERVA BEING BEATEN BY CHRIS ELITE! DRAKE WITH A DISGUSTED LOOK ON HIS FACE, HE BITES DOWN AND STARTS RIPPING THE BARBED WIRE OFF OF HIS NECK! IT’S CUTTING THROUGH HIS FINGERS, SLICING HIS FACE OPEN AND CUTTING HIS NECK!!! DRAKE’S SCALP NOW DRIPPING BLOOD ALL OVER HIS FACE AS HE SCREAMS IN AGONY AND RIPS THIS CROWN OF SORTS FROM HIS HEAD!!!
Rich Russillo: BIG BHRIS SWINGS THAT PILLOWCASE OF NOKIAS AT THE SKULL OF MINERVA- NO! DRAKE INTERCEPTS HIM AND SMASHES CHRIS IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH ONE OF THOSE PIECES OF 2×4!!!! HE CRACKED IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD!
James Peters: DRAKE NOW LIFTING CHRIS UP, DRAKE WANTS TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE EARLY! HE LIFTS CHRIS UP FOR A POWERBOMB! ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND NOW DRAKE RUNS ACROSS THE RING WITH CHRIS ELITE IN HIS ARMS, LOOKING TO DROP HIM NECK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! CHRIS ELITE ABLE TO COUNTER AT THE LAST SECOND WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS DRAKE TUMBLING HEADFIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! A WONDERFUL COUNTER FROM CHRIS ELITE, WHO STANDS BACK UP DRAWS A BOOMING REACTION OUT OF THIS ROAD TO REDEMPTION AUDIENCE!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS PICKS UP THE NOKIAS AGAIN, HE SWINGS IT AT AN ONCOMING MINERVA! SHE JUST BY THE SKIN OF HER TEETH AVOIDED THAT SWING, WHICH HAD DECAPITATING INTENT! NOW TAKING CHRIS ELITE’S BACK AND GRABS HIS NECK! INVERTED FACELOCK POSITION FOR MINERVA! SHE’S GOT A ‘TWILIGHT’ IN MIND! CHRIS WRESTLES OUT OF IT AND REVERSES THE HOLD, NOW HE’S GOT THE WRIST- NO! MINERVA SPINS OUT AND TAKES THE ARM OF CHRIS ELITE! WONDERFUL TECHNICAL WORK FROM BOTH ELITISTS AS CHRIS ELITE TRIES TO DUMP MINERVA OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BACK BODY DROP, BUT SHE LANDS ON HER FEET!
James Peters: MINERVA LANDED ON HER FEET AND SHE’S ON THE OUTSIDE! CHRIS STINGS HER WITH A FOREARM THAT SENDS HER STUMBLING AGAINST THE CHAMBER WALL! NOW CHRIS ELITE, HE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE AND FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DIVING HURRICANRANA THAT NOW SENDS MINERVA HEAD FIRST INTO THE GLASS POD! CHRIS ELITE WITH ANOTHER HURRICANRANA AND HE GIVES MINERVA A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE FROM EARLIER!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite dragging Minerva on the outside of the cage, he’s got personal stakes in this too beyond the championship and he’s been looking forward to this for weeks! Chris now with a punch! And another punch! THE SHOOT KICK TO THE LEG WOBBLED MINERVA! THE SPINNING BACKFIST NOW LANDS ON THE FACE OF MINERVA, HERE GOES CHRIS WITH THE ‘5 BOROUGH COMBO’-
James Peters: DRAKE KING THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE THAT TAKES CHRIS AND MINERVA DOWN TO THE GROUND! DRAKE KING IS DRENCHED IN BLOOD RIGHT NOW, IT’S RUNNING DOWN HIS HEAD, FACE, NECK AND BODY, BUT HE’S STILL FIGHTING LIKE A MAN POSSESSED! HIS FACE IS BARELY VISIBLE, IT’S COATED IN A RED CURTAIN OF BATTLE AND WAR! BUT HE WON’T GIVE IN! HE WON’T LET NEW EDEN LOSE THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Drake is helping Minerva up to her feet, these two still standing at the same time is dangerous for everyone in this match. Look at Wilson! WILSON IS BACK UP AND HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE BOTH OF THEM, BUT NEW EDEN REPELS HIM BACK AND MINERVA LANDS ‘THE DEVIL’S TOUCH’ PINPOINT ON THE CHIN OF RYAN! THAT ONE FLOORED HIM AND HE CRUMBLED DOWN TO THE STEEL GRATE BELOW!
James Peters: Drake grabs Jake Smith and starts throwing him around violently, yelling and screaming in the face of Jake. Nothing is ever forgiven or forgotten with Drake King! DRAKE HOOKS THE HEAD AND ARM OF JAKE, LOOKING FOR A BRAINBUSTER! JAKE HAS A LEG INSIDE THE RING, UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE’S HANGING ON, HE KNOWS TAKING A BRAINBUSTER ON THIS STEEL FLOOR COULD BE FATAL TO HIS CHANCES TONIGHT! OOOHHHH, DRAKE WITH A SOLID KNEE RIGHT TO THE MIDSECTION OF JAKE AS HE SHOVES HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND JAKE STUMBLES INTO THE RING! JAKE GETS TO HIS FEET AND SWINGS WILDLY FOR DRAKE, BUT DRAKE AVOIDS IT AND TURNS IT RIGHT AROUND INTO A THUNDEROUS FALCON ARROW! A FALCON ARROW THAT SAT JAKE DOWN BAD!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE BACK IN THE MIX, I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW AFTER THAT HORRID VERTEBREAKER THAT LITERALLY HAD HIS SCALP LOOKING LIKE A GUSHER ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! HE’S STILL HALF OUT OF IT AS HE TRIES TO MUSCLE DRAKE TO THE CORNER, BUT MINERVA’S ALREADY ON IT! NOW DRAKE HOPS TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AS MINERVA HOLDS WINDGATE! SHE GRABS HIS WAIST AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AS DRAKE KING ALSO HITS A BLOCKBUSTER SLAM AT THE SAME TIME! WHAT TANDEM OFFENSE FROM EAW’S MOST DOMINANT FACTION!
James Peters: Tandem being the perfect word because these two operate like a well-oiled machine. A well-oiled machine that Chris Elite apparently wants more part of! HE MAKES HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING AND STARTS SWINGING TYSON LIKE HOOKS FOR THE SKULLS OF BOTH MINERVA AND DRAKE! THE CROWD IS CHEERING HIM AS HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT! DRAKE SWINGS FOR CHRIS AND CHRIS MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT AND SCRAMBLE TO HIS PILLOWCASE OF NOKIA PHONES! HE TWISTS IT UP AND CLOBBERS DRAKE IN THE SKULL WITH IT! THE CHAMPION FALLS TO THE CANVAS AS CHRIS ELITE FOCUSES HIS EYES WITH LASER SIGHT ON MINERVA!
Rich Russillo: SHE GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT CHRIS USES THAT PILLOWCASE TO WISP HER HAND AWAY AND NOW SWINGS IT FOR HER HEAD LIKE A BASEBALL BAT! SHE EVADES THE ATTACK AND NOW FLOORS CHRIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! MINERVA TAKES THE PILLOWCASE FROM CHRIS ELITE AND SWINGS IT OVER HIS BACK WITH ALL HER MIGHT! MY GOD, THOSE NOKIA PHONES ARE LIKE BRICKS WITH KEYPADS AND THEY’RE CRUNCHING OVER THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE!
(Minerva unties the pillowcase and dumps all of the phones out of the sack, only to find that something got mixed in with them.)
James Peters: Is that…IS THAT…A CHIA PET???
Rich Russillo: IT IS!
Minerva: (off-mic) This thing has more hair on it than you do, Chris.
James Peters: SHE THROWS THE CHIA PET ACROSS THE CHAMBER, BUT CHRIS GRABS TWO PHONES, ONE FOR EACH HAND AND STARTS TO TEE OFF ON MINERVA! LEFTS AND RIGHTS, BING BONG, NOKIA HERE, NOKIA THERE, LEFT, NOW RIGHT, NOW DUCK!!! CHRIS IS BOXING UP A STORM WITH THESE PHONES AND NOW CRUSHES ONE STRAIGHT OFF THE FOREHEAD OF MINERVA! THE PHONE SNAPPED IN HALF AS MINERVA HIT THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE FROM BEHIND, HE PUTS THE PILLOWCASE OVER CHRIS HEAD AND TRIPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE LUNGES FORWARD AND NAILS HIM WITH THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’’!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, HE JUST HIT THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ ON CHRIS ELITE AND SURELY HE’S DOWN AND OUT! THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL, BUT DRAKE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS OUT OF SHEER EXHAUSTION, HE CAN’T BRING HIMSELF TO COVER CHRIS! THEY’RE ALL BEYOND THEIR LIMIT, BUT STILL FIGHTING FOR EVERY BREATH TO WIN THIS CHAMBER!
(Chris Elite lays lifelessly as Minerva rips the sack from his head.)
James Peters: Wait…Why is she not pinning him?! WHY IS SHE NOT PINNING HIM?!? COME ON, YOU CAN END HIM RIGHT HERE AND NOW, MINERVA WANTS TO PLAY WITH NEW EDEN’S FOOD AND TORTURE CHRIS ELITE MORE THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE! THEY DON’T WANT TO END IT THERE, THEY WANT TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THIS GAME FOR GOOD!
(Drake sluggishly stands up and Minerva grabs the left leg of Chris Elite, looking at Drake King and cracking a devilish smile. Evil intentions are on the minds of New Eden.)
Rich Russillo: THESE TWO HYENAS ARE STOMPING AWAY AT THE LEFT LEG OF CHRIS! THEY’RE ELBOWING IT AND STOMPING IT, TRYING TO RIP IT APART AND RIP HIS LIGAMENTS IN HALF! THEY’RE ABOUT TO TORTURE CHRIS ELITE’S LEG! DRAKE WITH A STOMP, MINERVA RETURNS ANOTHER ONE TO THAT LEFT LEG OF CHRIS! THEY’RE BOTH TAKING TURNS PICKING IT APART, NOW DRAKE WITH A DRAGON SCREW! HE RIPS THAT KNEE OFF THE BASE WITH THAT DRAGON SCREW! A FEROCIOUS ATTACK FROM DRAKE AND CHRIS IS CLUTCHING AT HIS KNEE BADLY!!
Persephone: I’m surprised his knees didn’t buckle already from having to carry the weight of the Blicky Boyz on his back! That and that big ass bald boulder head of his!
James Peters: New Eden is on him like a pack of hounds just like everyone else in this match and we know exactly how that fared for them! Drake grabs hold of the hurt leg and now is looking to go for something, BUT NO! CHRIS USES HIS FREE LEG TO KICK AT DRAKE’S FACE FORCING HIM TO LET GO! Drake falls against the chainlink of the Chamber while Minerva is on the move, BUT CHRIS GRABS AHOLD OF HER HEAD WITH HIS LEGS BEFORE TURNING IT INTO A BEAUTIFUL HURRICANRANA! WHICH GIVES HIM THE MOMENTUM THAT HE NEEDS TO GRAB AHOLD OF DRAKE’S HEAD AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A SITOUT FACEBUSTER IN TRANSITION! CHRIS ELITE IS STILL FIGHTING!
(Chris drops right back down to the ground clutching onto his leg for dear life. It’s bloodied, and surely immobile, while he reaches out and grabs the chainlink and begins to try and pull himself up with all of his might. The best he can do is use the structure as a crutch in order to keep himself up, but it won’t be long before New Eden gets the better of him, so it’s just a scenario where he has to make this leeway that he has count.)
Persephone: :damn: Maybe if they go any further, we’ll have to amputate Chris’ leg! How fun would that be?!
Rich Russillo: Well I definitely don’t want to envision a scenario where that happens. Drake is clutching onto his head while Minerva is seated trying to get her bearings, BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE CHRIS SWING HIS LEG FORWARD TRYING TO KICK HER DEAD IN THE FACE! Which doesn’t happen because Minerva manages to roll backward just in time! Minerva holds her ground trying to collect herself before sprinting forward, BUT CHRIS PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE CHAINLINK AND SPLITS MINERVA IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!
James Peters: I don’t know how much longer Chris can go, but it seems like he’s running off of pure adrenaline now despite himself dragging that leg behind him, it’s like he doesn’t feel anything! Drake is trying his best to get up now, BUT CHRIS CLUTCHES ONTO THE ROPES BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THEM AND TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) LET’S FUCKING GO!!!
(Chris is up on a knee now while the crowd is screaming at the top of their lungs for the Hall of Famer. Chris then looks towards the chainlink before taking a deep breath, he looks down at New Eden before once again he pulls himself towards the walls of the structure and looks up before…)
Persephone: Does this motherfucker have a death wish?! Why the fuck is he climbing up that shit?!
Rich Russillo: Chris is using all of his might to try and climb up the Extreme Elimination Chamber, I don’t even know how he has the strength to do that considering that he’s carrying deadweight behind him in the process!
Persephone: Hey, you don’t need to call him deadweight, you can just call Jake by name.
James Peters: You can see Minerva lunge forward grabbing ahold of the leg of Chris, but Chris despite all the pain manages to swing his injured leg towards the head of Minerva sending her back but also triggering a cry of pain from Chris as a result! Chris continuing to climb while Minerva falls right into Drake who is attempting to get up himself, both of them take their eye off the prize long enough…
Rich Russillo: FOR CHRIS TO LEAP OFF OF THE CHAINLINK OF THE CHAMBER AND TAKE BOTH MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BEAUTIFUL AERIAL MOONSAULT! HOW IS CHRIS ELITE DOING IT?!
James Peters: Chris landed horribly on his leg forcing him to scrunch his face in agony but immediately he tried to get himself back up to his feet. Minerva is flat on the ground while Drake is slowly getting up, New Eden have probably gotten the hint that this isn’t turning out so well for them! Drake is up, BUT BEFORE LONG CHRIS GOES FOR OPEN YA MATA! THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF CHRIS ELITE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN! NOW LOOK AT NEW EDEN BEGINNING TO STOMP DOWN ON CHRIS’ LEG REPEATEDLY, CAUSING HIM TO ONCE AGAIN SCREAM IN AGONY BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION THAT HE’S UNFORTUNATELY FOUND HIMSELF IN RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: Oh my, Minerva and Drake have some clearly nasty plans for that leg of Chris Elite, they just slung him between the ropes to the outside of the ring and are talking with one another…oh no- THEY HOIST HIM UP AND TRAP HIS LEG IN THE CHAINLINK OF THE CHAMBER, CHRIS IS HANGING FROM THE CHAMBER WALL AS HIS LEG IS CARRYING ALL OF HIS WEIGHT RIGHT NOW! THEY’VE GOT CHRIS HANGING FROM THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER AND MINERVA JUST GRABBED THE BRANDING IRON!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT THIS! RYAN WILSON FLIES IN FROM BEHIND, BLASTING BOTH MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN! HE JUMPS ON MINERVA, BUT DRAKE RIPS HIM OFF AND THEN IRISH WHIPS HIM BACK TOWARDS MINERVA! ‘DEVIL’S TOUCH’ TO THE SKULL OF RYAN AND DRAKE KICKS OUT THE LEG OF THE DAZED BODY OF RYAN WILSON! NOW CHARGING FORWARD AND DELIVERING A- NO! THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ NEARLY SPELLED DOOM FOR RYAN’S CHANCES, BUT HE MANAGED TO ROLL HIMSELF BACK IN THE RING!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T MUCH MATTER WHEN THESE TWO NEW EDEN HOUNDS ARE HUNTING YOU DOWN! MINERVA STORMS TOWARDS WILSON AND HE EVADES THE ATTACK, SENDING MINERVA FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE STUMBLES BACK TOWARDS HIM AND HE LIFTS HER UP FOR A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! WHAT POWER FROM RYAN- BANG!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE NOSE! NOW DRAKE, LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT, MOVES TOWARDS WILSON AGAIN!
James Peters: THIS TIME RYAN SCOOPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND SWITCHES IT TO A POWERBOMB POSITION! WHAT RAW POWER AND STRENGTH FROM RYAN WILSON TO SUSPEND DRAKE IN THE AIR LIKE THIS THIS LATE IN THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: RYAN SHOOTS HIM UP AND DRILLS DRAKE INTO THE CANVAS WITH A ‘CHEMIN DO CROIX’!!!! THAT CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB JUST FLATTENED DRAKE! NOW RYAN WILSON GRABS THE LEGS AND TURNS HIM OVER! SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER FROM WILSON AND THE CHAMPION HAS NOWHERE TO GO! DRAKE IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, NO ROPES AND NO WEAPONS AROUND, HE’S ALL ALONE AND RYAN WILSON HAS THAT SHARPSHOOTER IN DEE-
James Peters: MINERVA GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE FROM WILSON’S HOCKEY STICK EARLIER AND NOW SHE’LL USE IT AGAINST HIM! SHE THROWS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS FACE AND STARTS GRINDING IT AGAINST HIS EYES! MINERVA JUST SLASHING AND RIPPING THIS BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON! THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED ALL AROUND HIS FACE AND HEAD, MINERVA THROWS HIM TO THE GROUND AND DRAKE PLANTS HIS HEAD TO THE GROUND WITH A ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ THAT SHOVED ALL THAT BARBED WIRE STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF WILSON! A STOMP ON TOP OF THAT BARBED WIRE AND DRAKE LABORLY THROWS HIMSELF OVER TOP OF WILSON! DRAKE TO ELIMINATE RYAN WILSON!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bella Braxton: RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd boos as Drake and Minerva lay in the ring, both covered in blood, but Drake looks as if he’d bathed in it.)
Rich Russillo: SOMEHOW, THE FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH COMES AT THIS MARK, RYAN WILSON IS GONE! THE NEW EDEN ALLIANCE OVERCAME HIM AND THESE TWO ARE PROVING TOO MUCH FOR VOLTAGE’S BEST! TOO MUCH FOR EAW!
James Peters: You’re not kidding and they’re both now turning their attention back to Chris Elite as he still dangles from the side of the cage. His knee isn’t looking great, these two have been fixating on his left leg for a while now and he’s been putting all of his body weight on it by being trapped along that cage wall!
(Drake approaches Chris Elite and appears to grow more infuriated with every second he looks at him.)
RIch Russillo: DRAKE JUST SLAPPING CHRIS IN THE FACE AND ANGRILY YELLING IN HIS EAR, BANG! ANOTHER HARD SLAP AS DRAKE NOW GRABS HIS HEAD AND RAMS THE BACK OF IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER! AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, DRAKE CONTINUOUSLY JUST RUNNING THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL CHAMBER WALL! HE’S IN A FRENZY AS HE JUST KEEPS RAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL SIDES, HE’S SEEING RED, BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY! LOST IN A SEA OF RAGE, EXHAUSTION AND HIS OWN BLOOD, DRAKE KING IS LOSING IT!
James Peters: MINERVA NOW TURNS ON THE BRANDING IRON AND IT’S HEATING UP! THEY’RE GONNA BRAND CHRIS ELITE AND MAKE HIM FOREVER REMEMBER WHAT NEW EDEN DID TO HIM! DRAKE AND MINERVA, NEW EDEN ABOUT TO STICK THAT WHITE HOT BRAND TO THE SKIN OF CHRIS ELITE AS HE CRIES OUT IN PAIN, TRYING TO GRAB HIS LEFT KNEE, BUT HE’S STILL SUSPENDED ON THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!
Rich Russillo: OH NO, MINERVA IS HANDING THE BRAND TO DRAKE-
(Drake looks at the branding iron with a look of uncertainty, then his eyes travel to Minerva’s and Drake takes the branding iron from her.)
James Peters: Drake…just turned off the branding iron?! He tosses it into the ring AND THEN RIPS CHRIS ELITE BACK DOWN TO THE STEEL FLOOR! WHAT IS DRAKE DOING?! EVEN MINERVA HAS A LOOK OF CONFUSION ON HER FACE, BUT DRAKE’S MADE IT CLEAR HE DOESN’T WANT TO BRAND CHRIS ELITE! AT LEAST NOT HIS SKIN, BUT DRAKE MIGHT BE SATISFIED WITH TAKING THIS LEG OUT OF COMMISSION FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON! DRAKE KING DRAGS THE BODY OF CHRIS ELITE OVER TO THE GLASS POD AND- OH NO!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE JUST POSITIONED THE LEG OF ELITE IN THE DOORWAY OF THE POD- DRAKE KING SLAMS CHRIS ELITE’S KNEE IN THE DOOR OF THAT CHAMBER POD!!! OH MY GOD, HIS KNEE MADE A CRUNCHING SOUND AS THAT LEFT LEG GOT RIPPED APART BEING CRUSHED IN THAT DOOR! AND AGAIN DRAKE RAMS THE DOOR STRAIGHT INTO CHRIS’ LEG, TRAPPING IT BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE POD, TRYING TO RIP HIS KNEE APART FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE’S LEFT LEG IS TOAST AND DRAKE KING JUST PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON WHAT HAS BEEN AN EXCRUCIATING NIGHT FOR CHRIS ELITE! Drake, stumbling back and falling down onto the steel, wiping away the mask of blood on his face and from his eyes. Chris Elite is writing around in so much pain, he sees Minerva inside the ring, her forearm planted in the base of Jake Smith’s skull as both men are seemingly falling to New Eden. Chris Elite is trying to stand up- oh man, he just tried to put weight on that leg and fell straight back down to the ground in absolute agony. There’s no way he can continue this match, his leg is done.
(The referee walks over to Chris, trying to examine if he’s medically able to continue the match. Chris is pleading with the referee to continue but-)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL?!? DRAKE JUST SHOVED THE REFEREE AWAY AND GRABBED CHRIS ELITE AGAIN! HE’S UNHINGED, THIS STRUCTURE TRULY IS BRINGING OUT THE UTTER DEVIL INSIDE THIS MAN! HE PLANTS CHRIS HEAD WHERE HIS LEG ONCE WAS AND NOW, HE’S GONNA TRY AND SLAM CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD IN THE DOOR OF THAT POD! DON’T DO THIS, DRAKE, COME ON!
James Peters: DRAKE RIPS THAT DOOR BACK AND-
James Peters: THE REFEREE STEPS IN! HE JUST STEPPED IN AND CHRIS ELITE CAN’T CONTINUE, THE REFEREE WON’T LET HIM COMPETE ANYMORE!
Bella Braxton: DUE TO A MEDICAL DISQUALIFICATION, CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The entire arena breaks out in boos as Drake King turns his attention to Justin Windgate and Jake Smith. A stretcher is being brought into the Chamber for Chris Elite, due to him being unable to walk.)
Rich Russillo: WAIT, WHAT IN THE-
James Peters: MINERVA JUST BULLDOZED OVER THE MEDICS CARRYING THE STRETCHER! THAT’S TOO FAR, THEY’RE NOT EVEN IN THIS MATCH! SHE’S NOW DRAGGING CHRIS ELITE TO THE CHAMBER DOOR AND SHE TOSSES HIM OUT ONTO THE STAIRS AS CHRIS ELITE TUMBLING DOWN AND SPLATTERS ONTO THE FLOOR! THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT FROM MINERVA AS CHRIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DEFENSELESS! THAT’S STANDARD CHARACTER FOR A NEW EDEN MEMBER, NO MORALS AND NO RESPECT!
Rich Russillo: I mean, Chris probably would have done the exact same to them. There’s no holds barred right now and New Eden isn’t expected to be anything but cruel. But even that was…extreme. Fits the bill, but still, sickening to watch something like that happen to a legend like Chris Elite. I mean, his season could be over, don’t bet on him performing next week against Harlow and Xavier.
James Peters: Certainly not, but Drake just shoved all the other medics out and slammed the chamber door shut behind him. There’s only two left to oppose New Eden, this isn’t good for either Jake or Justin! Jake Smith gets to his feet, just barely clinging to breath, trying to use the cage to keep him up, but Minerva is headed straight for him!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE AND JUSTIN WINDGATE HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN THE EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO, THEY MEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! FACE TO FACE, THESE TWO ARE GIVING EACH OTHER A STARE OF DEATH! HERE THEY GO! JUSTIN FIRES FIRST WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD, BUT DRAKE RETURNS WITH AN EVEN SHARPER FOREARM STRAIGHT TO THE CHIN! NOW JUSTIN GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF DRAKE KING, BUT DRAKE AVOIDS THAT ATTACK AND CATCHES THE LEG! HE THROWS IT DOWN AND SPINS AROUND WITH A DISCUS ELBOW THAT ABSOLUTELY TRUCKS JUSTIN AND DROPS HIS BODY TO THE CANVAS LIKE DEADWEIGHT!
James Peters: OUTSIDE THE RING ON THE OTHER SIDE, MINERVA AND JAKE SMITH ARE LIKE TWO DOGS GOING AT IT! THEY’RE BOTH BEATEN AND BATTERED, BUT JAKE IS WORSE OFF AND HE’S STRUGGLING TO HANG ON! HE’S BEEN PUT THROUGH LITERAL HELL TONIGHT AND HIS CAREER WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THIS MATCH, REGARDLESS OF RESULT!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA TRYING TO BEAT JAKE SMITH TO A PULP, SHE’S STOMPING A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS CHEST RIGHT NOW! PEELING HIM BACK TO HIS FEET, A HUGE PUNCH TO THE JAW AS IT STUMBLES JAKE BACKWARDS, LEANING AGAINST THE POD AND HIS EYES ROLLING ALL OVER THE PLACE, HE’S RATTLED BAD! MINERVA ACES TOWARDS HIM LIKE A CHARIOT AND NOTHING WILL STOP HER-
James Peters: JAKE SMITH WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN, HE DROPPED TO THE GROUND AND MINERVA RAN STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS POD AND BROKE RIGHT THROUGH IT, COLLAPSING DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND BEING SURROUNDED BY A PILE OF RUBBLE! OH MY GOD, MINERVA JUST TOOK HERSELF OUT AND JAKE SMITH IS SOMEHOW ALIVE! MINERVA WENT HIGH RISK, SHE PAID THE PRICE FOR IT!
Rich Russillo: BACK IN THE RING, DRAKE MOVES IN ON JUSTIN, BUT HE’S STUNG BY A SUPERKICK FROM THE ‘XTREME CLASSIC’!!! RIGHT ON THE BUZZER AS DRAKE IS HURT BAD! JUSTIN GOES TO THE CORNER AND COMES CHARGING OUT WITH A SPEAR THAT- NO! DRAKE TURNED IT INTO AN “ASCENSION’!!! AN ‘ASCENSION’ EVEN AFTER THAT SUPERKICK!!! A FLASHBACK TO BLOODSPORT WHEN DRAKE COUNTERED WITH THIS SAME MOVE, HE KNOWS JUSTIN WINDGATE TOO WELL!!
James Peters: JAKE SMITH NOW IN THE FOLD WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE SKULL OF DRAKE KING! HE TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THAT SHINING WIZARD AND DRAKE ROLLED UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! JAKE SMITH SEES HIS CHANCE TO CAPITALIZE ON DRAKE’S HANDIWORK! HE TAKES OUT WINDGATE AND HE’S ONE STEP CLOSER TO GLORY!
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH LIFTS JUSTIN WINDGATE UP, LIGHTNING FAST MOVEMENTS FROM JAKE AND HE CORKS JUSTIN’S NECK AND HEAD TO THE MAT WITH A ‘STARMAKER’!!! A ‘STARMAKER’ AS JUSTIN LOOKS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AND JAKE COVERS HIM FOR THE ELIMINATION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE POWERS OUT! HOLY HELL, HOW DID HE POWER OUT OF THAT ‘STARMAKER’ OH MY GOD, HE’S STILL IN THIS!!!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Persephone: NO, IT’S NOT! ALL THAT MARIJUANA HAS FUZZED OVER HIS BRAIN AND MAKES HIM IMMUNE TO DAMAGE I BET, SOMEONE FIND HIS PAINTBALL GUN AND JAM IT DOWN HIS THROAT!
Rich Russillo: HE’S SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS MATCH AND JAKE SMITH CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HE DIDN’T JUST END JUSTIN’S NIGHT! JAKE KNOWS ONE MORE BIG ATTACK AND SURELY, SURELY IT’S OVER FOR JUSTIN! HE DRAGS HIM UP TO A VERTICAL BASE AND HOOKS ONE ARM! HE SUSPENDS HIM IN THE AIR, LOOKING FOR ‘MISS MURDER’-
James Peters: JUSTIN PUTS A THUMB IN THE EYE OF JAKE AND HE’S FORCED TO DROP WINDGATE! ALL IS FAIR IN THIS MATCH AND WINDGATE KNOWS IF HE’S GONNA SURVIVE, HE’S GOTTA DO WHAT HE’S GOTTA DO! THIS MAN IS A TRUE VET AND WON’T GO OUT QUIETLY!!!! NOW IT’S JUSTIN WINDGATE WHO TURNS THINGS AROUND AND ABSOLUTELY STUNS JAKE SMITH WITH A RIGHT HAND FROM HELL! NOW GRABBING JAKE’S NECK AND RUNNING UP THE TURNBUCKLES, ‘RUN IT UPPPPPPP’!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! JAKE SMITH USED THE POSITION AND TWISTED JUSTIN WINDGATE’S HEAD DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A MODIFIED ‘STARMAKER’ IN MIDAIR! WHAT A COUNTER FROM JAKE, WHO DRAGS JUSTIN TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND DRAPES HIMSELF OVER WINDGATE, SURELY THIS HAS GOT TO BE ALL SHE WROTE!
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Bella Braxton: JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(EAW Crowd erupts in boos as Jake Smith is too exhausted to even acknowledge or taunt them. He can’t even lift himself off the canvas, just crawling to the bottom turnbuckle, trying to find even the smallest bit of sanctuary in this match.)
James Peters: What a showing tonight for Justin Windgate, whenever he competes, you can guarantee that he’s going to display the heart of a lion and a champion, win or lose, he comes to compete. He’s given us some of our most memorable matches thus far this season and he just did again tonight. Have to give your hat to a man that always shows up.
Rich Russillo: I agree, but I don’t think Jake realizes what he’s done. With Justin Windgate out of this match, that means it’s just him, Minerva and Drake King left…That’s the opposite of what Jake wants and it seems as if he’s just starting to realize it. There’s a cold and nervous expression on the face of Jake Smith, he’s understanding now that Minerva and Drake King are the only two left and to face both of them by himself is going to be the hardest hill he’s climbed tonight, which is saying something.
Persephone: He’s toast, he doesn’t stand any chance at all. I mean, look at this, Drake and Minerva are both coming to and realizing this same thing, Jake just grabbed that branding iron for protection, but it won’t matter much. He’s about to get spanked and put away like he always does, a loser that loses once again. Nothing new.
James Peters: Jake Smith is armed with that branding iron as Drake and Minerva start to creep towards him! JAKE SMITH KNOWS THAT RIGHT NOW IT’S ALL OR NOTHING! HE RUNS FORWARD AND AMBUSHES DRAKE FIRST! DRIVING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND UNLOADING WITH THE BRANDING IRON! HE’S SMASHING IT OVER DRAKE, WHO’S TRYING TO COVER UP AND DEFEND HIMSELF, HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THERE’S STILL SO MUCH BLOOD IN HIS EYES AND HAIR, HE’S A MESS!
Rich Russillo: JAKE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO MINERVA, WHO GETS IN THE RING AND HE SWINGS THE BRANDING IRON AGAIN! SHE TAKES THE SHOT TO THE RIBS, BUT MANAGES TO CATCH IT AS WELL! SHE’S GOT THE BRANDING IRON AND DRAKE BLASTS JAKE FROM BEHIND! TRUCKING JAKE AND SENDING HIM BARRELING TO THE CANVAS! THEY’RE BOTH UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES AND KICKS NOW! STOMPS TO THE CHEST AND ARMS OF JAKE SMITH, HE’S IN DIRE NEED OF A MIRACLE RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: HE TRIES TO LUNGE UP AND GRAB DRAKE BY THE HAIR, NOW PUTTING A THUMB INTO THE EYE OF MINERVA! JAKE DOING ANY AND EVERYTHING TO MOUNT SOME OFFENSE HERE! DRAKE BREAKS FREE- BUT JAKE STINGS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! A BLISTERING SUPERKICK THAT HAS DRAKE WOBBLED! JAKE CATCHES HIM AND GRABS HIS NECK! SETTING DRAKE UP FOR THE ‘STARMAKER’!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA UP AGAIN AND SHE WELCOMES JAKE SMITH TO ‘THE DARK’!!! SHE JUST SPIT BLACK MIST IN HIS FACE AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM! SHE SPIT BLACK MIST EVERYWHERE AND JAKE IS BLINDED! HE CAN’T SEE AND NOW MINERVA FINALLY AGAIN SEES HER WHIP LAYING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! SHE TRIPS JAKE TO THE GROUND AND GRABS HER WHIP-
James Peters: LOOK AT JAKE! JAKE SCOOPS UP THE ONCOMING MINERVA AND DELIVERS AN USHIGOROSHI THAT DROPS HER TO THE GROUND! JAKE SMITH SOMEHOW MOUNTING AN INCREDIBLE ATTACK RIGHT NOW, HE’S DOING IT, HE’S DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE! HE’S WALKING THE WIRE BETWEEN BUILDINGS AND NOT FALLEN YET! DRAKE KING IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, JAKE SMITH GRABS MINERVA’S WHIP AND HEADS FOR THE TURNBUCKLES! HE’S SCALING THEM AND ASCENDING TO THE VERY TOP-NO! HE’S GOING TO THE TOP OF THE POD WITH THAT WHIP!
Rich Russillo: HE’S STANDING ON TOP OF THE POD, BUT DRAKE IS ON HIS HEELS! HE’S RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND JAKE IS SHREDDING UP THOSE HANDS OF DRAKE WITH CRACKS OF THE WHIP, BUT THE CHAMPION DOESN’T CARE! DRAKE’S MIND IS LOST AND HE’S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW, HE’S GOING TO DO ANYTHING NECESSARY TO STOP JAKE SMITH FROM WINNING THIS MATCH AND WRITING THE END OF THEIR STORY TOGETHER! MINERVA ON HER WAY UP THERE TOO, BUT JAKE STOMPS ON DRAKE’S HEAD AND STUNS HIM BAD ON TOP OF THAT POD! JAKE HAS TO ACT NOW, HE NEEDS SOMETHING BIG!
James Peters: WAIT, WHAT IS HE?!? HE’S TYING THAT WHIP AROUND THE NECK OF DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JAKE?!?! JAKE SMITH HAS THE END OF THE WHIP TIED IN A KNOT AROUND DRAKE’S NECK AND HE’S TYING THE OTHER END TO THE…TO THE CAGE!??! AS HIGH AS JAKE CAN GET ON THE SIDE OF THAT CHAMBER, HE’S TYING TO THE OTHER END OF THE WHIP, OH MY GOD, JAKE, DON’T DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE GONNA DO!!!! NO!!! DON’T!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA GETS TO THE TOP OF THE POD-
Persephone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT-
James Peters: JAKE SHOVES DRAKE OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND TRIES TO HANG HIM FROM MINERVA’S WHP- OH MY GOD-
Rich Russillo: –
James Peters: MINERVA TACKLES JAKE OFF THE TOP AND GRABS THE ROPE AS THEY ALL FALL TO THE STEEL GRATE BELOW AND SNAP THAT WHIP UNDER THE WEIGHT AS DRAKE’S NECK IS RELEASED AND THEY SMASHED TO THE FLOOR!!!! OH MY GOD, JAKE SMITH JUST TRIED TO KILL DRAKE KING, THAT WAS TRULY MURDEROUS AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JAKE WOULD DEVOLVE TO THAT DEPTH TO WIN THIS MATCH.
Rich Russillo: MINERVA SAVED DRAKE’S LIFE, THANK GOD SHE GOT THERE WHEN SHE DID, HAD SHE NOT SNAPPED THAT WHIP UNDER ALL THAT TENSION, DRAKE KING WOULDN’T BE HERE WITH US RIGHT NOW, MY GOD!!!
Persephone: That was insane, like, literally insane.
James Peters: Minerva is managing to get to a knee and she knows that if she’s to finish this match for all intents and purposes, it’s right now! They just fell from the top of the pod all the way to the floor and Drake King is out of it, but so is Jake Smith! Minerva needs to end Jake Smith now and solidify the win for New Eden! She knows it and she’s got Jake by his trunks, doing anything she can to drag him back into the ring!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA HAS HER EYES ON JAKE SMITH, THERE’S NOBODY HERE NOW TO STOP HER! IT’S MINERVA’S TIME TO SHINE! SHE’S EYEING THE ‘ATLAS FALLS’!!!! MINERVA, FOR THE WIN, FOR THE WORLD, FOR NEW EDEN, FOR EVERYTHING-
(The audience’s attention shifts to the top of the stage as Minerva drops Jake Smith to her feet and looks up at the stage.)
Rich Russillo: IT’S BIG BHRIS! IT’S CHRIS ELITE! HE’S HOBBLING HIS WAY ONTO THE STAGE, HE JUST FELL DOWN, BUT HE’S GONNA STUMBLE HIS WAY BACK DOWN TO THIS RING IF HE HAS TO! I WONDER IF HE IS COMING OUT HERE TO EXERCISE THE POWER OF THE GAWD CONTRACT??? OH MY GOD, WHAT HE IS ABOUT TO DO?!?!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE KNOWS THAT’S HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, HE ISN’T GOING TO LET THINGS END THE SAME WAY FOR HIM AS THEY DID FOR CHRIS! HE’S GOT THE GAWD CONTRACT AND HE’S GONNA USE IT!
Rich Russillo: –
Persephone: YES!
CRACK!
James Peters: I- WHAT THE, WHO IS- WHAT THE HELL?!?!? MYLES JUST CAME STORMING DOWN THE RAMP AND SMASHED THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE OVER THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE! MYLES SMASHED THE BRIEFCASE OVER CHRIS ELITE’S BACK AND NOW MYLES IS DRAGGING HIM DOWN THE RAMP AND NEXT TO THE CHAMBER! HE’S GONNA FORCE CHRIS ELITE TO WATCH HIS PARTNER FALL! THIS IS CRUELTY TO A NEW EXTENT!
(Drake King reaches down and pulls a small chain and padlock from his boot, smiling at Chris Elite as he approaches the chamber door.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE HAS A PADLOCK AND HE JUST LOCKED THE CHAMBER DOOR SHUT WITH THE LOCK AND CHAIN! NOW NOBODY IS GETTING IN THERE! CHRIS ELITE IS FORCED TO WATCH AT RINGSIDE AS MYLES IS PRYING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE OUTSIDE OF THE CAGE AND MINERVA LIFTS JAKE SMITH UP! SHE DRIVES HIM BACK DOWN WITH AN ‘ATLAS FALLS’ THAT TOOK ANY LIFE LEFT JAKE HAD! HIS BODY IS DONE AND HE’S NOT MOVING! HE CAN’T EVEN GET MEDICALLY DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE NOBODY CAN GET INTO THAT DAMN CHAMBER! CHRIS ELITE IS BEING FORCED TO WATCH THIS HEARTBREAKING DISASSEMBLY OF HIS PARTNER, WHO IS JUST BEING MAULED AND TORTURED RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: CHRIS WANTS TO GET IN THERE AND FIGHT SO BAD, HE CAN’T MOVE BECAUSE MYLES HAS HIM PINNED AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER AND HIS LEG IS SHOT AS IS! HE COULDSN’T EVEN WALK DOWN THAT RAMP TONIGHT, LET ALONE FIGHT OFF MYLES!
(Drake tilts his head into the air, wipes the blood and sweat from his eyes and runs his hands through his hair, then his head pans down and he zeroes in on Jake Smith.)
James Peters: DRAKE KING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, HE STOMPS JAKE’S HEAD INTO THE GROUND WITH ONE FINAL ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH JAKE! HE WAS ALREADYOUT, THAT WAS JUST NEW EDEN’S CHERRY ON TOP! THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO END HIS LIFE AND CAREER RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING STEPS ASIDE AND MINERVA DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF JAKE SMITH. SHE SMILES A COLD, BLOODY SMILE AT CHRIS ELITE AS THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN TO COUNT JAKE OUT AND END THIS MISERY!
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Bella Braxton: JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(The crowd boos as Minerva rolls off Jake, and Drake helps her back to her feet.)
Rich Russillo: I mean, that was…unbelievable. We’ve been witness to a lot of violence this season, but what these men and Minerva just put each other through is vile. Jake Smith and Chris Elite are in no way going to be cleared to compete next week and I don’t see how they can for the next few months. They’ve both suffered potentially career ending injuries tonight-
James Peters: MAN, NOW MYLES RUNS CHRIS ELITE INTO THE CAGE, FACE FIRST AND CHRIS FALLS TO THE FLOOR, NO WAY TO DEFEND HIMSELF OR FIGHT BACK, THIS ISN’T RIGHT! MYLES DROPS THE BRIEFCASE AND PICK CHRIS ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! THE ‘DE FACTO’ ON THE FLOOR FROM MYLES JUST ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES CHRIS ELITE AND ADDS SO MUCH INSULT TO INJURY! THIS IS HEINOUS, ABSOLUTELY EVIL ON THE PART OF NEW EDEN!
(The camera pans back to the ring, where Drake and Minerva are seen coming eye to eye. They stand in the center of the ring and they embrace one another with a handshake.)
James Peters: Man, we know what’s about to happen. Exactly what they said would happen. Minerva’s about to leave the chamber and give the win to Drake King, meaning the champion will retain his title after such a violent, bloody and hard fought war on every side.
Minerva: (off-mic) No one but New Eden.
( She cracks a grin at the man whose been by her side since February. )
Drake King: (off-mic) No one but New Eden.
( Drake hands Minerva the keys to the padlock and she turns around to leave. )
( Drake, however, grabs her hand and pulls her back towards him. Minerva, a look of confusion on her face, looks back at Drake as his face changes to a darker and more empty expression than we’ve ever seen from this man.)
Drake King: (off-mic) This Extreme Elimination Chamber match never should have happened…
( Drake rips the keys from Minerva’s hand and tosses them towards Jake Smith’s body. )
Drake King: (off-mic) This never should have happened.
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, DRAKE JUST BLASTED MINERVA WITH A LARIAT AND NOW IS BEATING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF HER!!!! DRAKE HAS LOST IT, HE’S BEATING THE LIFE OUT OF MINERVA, HIS TEAMMATE, HIS PARTNER, NEW EDEN!!! DRAKE IS GOING CRAZY AND JUST RAVAGING MINERVA WITH A STORM OF PUNCHES AND ELBOWS!!! A SEA OF BLOOD IS FLOWING FROM THE FACE OF MINERVA AS DRAKE CONTINUES TO JUST UNLEASH THIS ANGER ON HER AND MYLES IS SCREAMING FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
(The crowd explodes into shock as Myles sprints around the ring and bangs on the chamber.)
James Peters: DRAKE IS STOMPING ON THE CHEST AND SKULL OF MINERVA AS MYLES IS FREAKING OUT! HE’S PLEADING WITH DRAKE TO STOP, ABSOLUTELY BEGGING AND CRYING OUT FOR DRAKE TO STOP THIS ATTACK! BUT THERE’S NO REASONING WITH THIS MAN, DRAKE KING IS OFF THE RAILS!!! MYLES IS BANGING ON THE CHAMBER DOOR AND TRYING TO PRY THIS PADLOCK OFF, BUT HE CAN’T DO IT!!!
(Drake King throws the bloody mess that is Minerva to the canvas and drags her closer to the chamber door, right in front of Myles. Drake walks over to the branding iron, picks it up and then tilts his head to the sky, taking in deep inhalation and now turning his attention back to Myles and Minerva.)
Rich Russillo: COME ON DRAKE, THIS IS HOW MANY MONTHS OF DEDICATION AND PARTNERSHIP YOU’RE SHATTERING HERE! EAW’S MOST DOMINANT AND COMMANDING FACTION HAS EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES AND DRAKE KING IS ABOUT TO SET THEM ALL ON FIRE! HE TURNS ON THE BRAND AND APPROACHES MINERVA.
Myles: DRAKE, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS, I’M BEGGING YOU! PLEASE, DRAKE, PLEASE DON’T! OH MY GOD, DRAKE, STOP! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??
(Drake stares deeply down at MInerva, a look of almost sorrow on his face, then gazing at Myles and that look turns into pure anger and hatred.)
James Peters: DRAKE, DON’T! NOOOOOO!!!!!! DRAKE DRIVES THE BRANDING IRON INTO MINERVA’S SHOULDER! SHADES OF THE SICK FUCKING ACT HE UNLEASHED ON DARCY MAY MORGAN AT THIS VERY EVEN LAST YEAR! DRAKE JUST BRANDED THE WOMAN HE ONCE SHARED EVERYTHING WITH!!!!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, SOMEONE STOP HIM! SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE FIND A WAY TO GET THAT DOOR OPEN!
(Myles is exploding in anger and emotion, he can’t take his eyes away from this horror that’s in front of him.)
James Peters: MINERVA IS WRITHING AND WINCING IN PAIN, SCREAMING BARELY, BUT SO BEATEN, SHE CAN BARELY EVEN SCREAM! DRAKE KING REMOVES THE BRAND FROM HER SKIN AND I CAN SEE THE SKIN BOILING ON HER BODY FROM THAT BRAND! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?
(Drake King creeps over to Myles with an unapologetic and spiteful look on his face.)
Drake King: (off-mic) You should have never allowed her insolence.
(Myles sprints up the ramp, looking on the side of the stage in the crew equipment for anything to open the chamber.)
Rich Russillo: MYLES HAS A PAIR OF BOLT CUTTERS! HE HAS A PAIR OF BOLT CUTTERS! AND NOW HE SPRINTS BACK DOWN THE RAMP- HE’S TOO LATE-
James Peters: DRAKE KING RUNS TOWARDS MINERVA AND CRUSHES HER SKILL WITH A ‘BOOK OF DRISTIANITY’!!! THE ‘BOOK OF DRISTIANIITY’ KILLS OFF THE LAST REMAINS OF NEW EDEN AS DRAKE FALLS INTO THE COVER OF MINERVA.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Braxton: MINERVA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! THEREFORE YOU WINNER AND STILL EAW WORLD CHAMPION… DRAKE KING!!!!
( But no one is listening to Bella Braxton. )
Rich Russillo: DRAKE JUST RETAINED HIS TITLE, BUT MYLES CLIPS THE DOORS OPEN FINALLY AND NOW THE CHAMBER DOOR IS OPEN! MYLES SOARS INTO THE CHAMBER WITH THE BRIEFCASE AND SLAMS IT INTO DRAKE’S FACE! CRUSHING DRAKE KING WITH IT AND NOW BEATING THE EVERY LAST BREATH OUT OF DRAKE KIN G IN A BLIND FRENZY! OVER AND OVER MYLES DRIVES THE BRIEFCASE DOWN INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING!
Persephone: :mjcry: I want Rex to fight for me like this one day.
James Peters: DRAKE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF THE BEATING HE IS GETTING RIGHT NOW! MYLES IS SEEING RED! ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS WHAT DRAKE KING JUST DID TO MINERVA!!!!
(The crowd somewhat cheers, but also remains still in disbelief of what’s unfolding right now.)
James Peters: MYLES SHARING THE BLOOD FROM DRAKE KING’S BODY NOW AND HE IS LANDING EVERY LAST BLOW WITH VICIOUS AND MURDEROUS INTENT! ELBOWS AND PUNCHES ONTO THE FACE OF DRAKE, PRESSING HIS FOREARM ON DRAKE’S THROAT AND NOW DROPPING A SHARP ELBOW ONTO DRAKE’S FOREHEAD! MORE PUNCHES AND JUST EVERY LAST BLOW MYLES CAN LAND BEFORE EXHAUSTING HIMSELF, FALLING BACK TO THE CANVAS AND GRABBING THE LEG OF MINERVA.
Rich Russillo: MYLES DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW, HIS WORLD WAS JUST SHATTERED! THE WOMAN HE LOVES WAS JUST BRUTALLY ATTACKED TO THE POINT OF DEATH BY A MAN HE PUT HIS GREATEST FAITH IN! THEY TRUSTED DRAKE KING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
(Myles looks at Drake, then he looks back at Minerva…a look of sheer rage boils in the face of Myles as he grabs the Cash In The Vault Briefcase and runs out of the ring.)
Rich Russillo: WAIT..WAIT…I THINK IT’S TIME! I THINK HE’S DOING IT! ALKDDKODLDLFOFLLFLFO, I THINK HE’S CASHING IN!
(Myles tells the referee to ring the bell and that he’s now cashing in the Cash In The Vault Contract.)
James Peters: HE IS! MYLES IS CASHING IN! MYLES IS CASHING IN ON DRAKE, DRAKE KING IS DONE AND BEATEN, MYLES IS ABOUT TO CASH IN AND TAKE THE TITLE!
(The crowd erupts in cheers and excitement as Myles runs back into the chamber.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MYLES IS CASHING IN HIS CASH IN THE VAULT CONTRACT! MEANING THAT THIS MATCH IS FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPP!!!
DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: OH MY GOD, MYLES SLIDES INSIDE THE RING AND HE BRINGS THE BRIEFCASE WITH HIM! HE SLIDES IT IN THE RING AND NOW SCOOPS DRAKE UP IN PUMP-HANDLE POSITION! HE LAYS DRAKE KING OUT WITH A DE FACTO ON THE BRIEFCASE!!!! HE SLAMMED DRAKE FACE FIRST WITH THAT DE FACTO, RIGHT ONTO THE BRIEFCASE AND NOW HE KICKS IT TO THE SIDE, DROPS DOWN AND COVERS DRAKE KING! MYLES FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Rich Rusillo: OH MY GOD, MYLES DID IT, MYLES IS THE NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Persephone: HOLY SHIT!!
James peters: OH MY GOD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR NEWWWWW EAW WORLLDDDDD CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNN, MYLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
(The crowd cheers as Myles stands over the lifeless, broken, bloodied and beaten body of Drake King. Myles is handed the title by the referee, but he only stares at it for a few seconds with empty eyes. He drops the EAW World Championship onto the chest of Drake King and spits on him.)
Myles: (off-mic) I hope it was all worth it you glorified piece of fucking garbage. Fuck you.
(Myles turns away from Drake, picking Minerva up in his arms and cradling her. Myles is beside himself as the love of his life is laying limply in his arms. Very gently, Myles carries Minerva out of the chamber, walking her down the steps. Her arms unconsciously swing beside Myles as he carries her up the ramp, doing as much as he can to keep people from gawking at her. The fact the only thing on his mind right now is preserving his girlfriend’s dignity is telling at how much the relationships he’s built means to Myles and how little something like the EAW World Championship means to him.)
James Peters: I-
Rich Russillo: Truly, there is nothing to say. Oh my god.
( Loud sniffling is heard as Persephone, of all fucking people, is ugly crying at the scene of love and devotion that just played out in front of 70,000 plus people. )
(Myles cradles Minerva tightly as he walks her up the ramp and through the curtain.)
(The shot fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
