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Road To Redemption 2020

(EAW intro plays.)

(After the intro would play it would cut to black as it would have a black backdrop for a long moment. Before long it faded into a street blanketed by the night sky as the only thing keeping it lit were the yellow tinted streetlights as it would pan into a building)

(None other than Woogieman would be seen as he was sitting at a bar as he poured into his glass the most expensive wine that man could get as he took a sip before looking over to the person behind the counter)

The Woogieman: FINALLY! 

Bartender: :comeagain:

The Woogieman: THE WOOG HAS COME BACK!

Bartender :krabs:!!!

The Woogieman: To this sushi place, y’all have some good ass sushi…

(Woogie would continue to eat his sushi before being interrupted by someone that broke the silence)

???: Hey hey! Who’s the dude that served me the food?!

(A few people would come out from the kitchen as they would look in concern at him as the man would look around at them)

???: Damn… you’re all asian… you all look the same to me anyways with these glasses I can’t be assed…

(The bald man would stand up as he would walk away in anger as Woogie looked at him for a moment before continuing to eat his sushi)

The Woogieman: At least I can eat in peace for once-

BANG!

???: YOU!

The Woogieman: :noah:

(Before long a man in a Santa Claus costume would stumble into the Japanese place as he would make his way towards Woogieman. He would grab him by his collar drunkenly as he pulled him up. Woogie shoved him away as he began to yell at him)

TnT: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

The Woogieman: :comeagain: Not you again…

TnT: FIRST STEALING MY BIG BOOGIE BHAMPIONSHIP!!! NOW!!! GOING TO MY FAVORITE SUSHI PLACE?! YOU’VE RUINED ME WOOGIEMAN! RUINED ME!

The Woogieman: I am hungry.

TnT: YOU’RE GONNA PAY! YOU’RE GONNA PAY ALRIGHT!

(TnT would lunge at Woogie as before long everyone there would have their attempt at splitting up the fight before…)

CLANG!

(The camera cuts to TnT in a jail cell)

(TnT would be sitting in the cell crying to himself before looking up and looking around at the dimly lit area. He looked around before being startled as he realized there was a plethora of people surrounding him…)

???: Hey dude, you dropped-

TnT: :krabs: THE SOAP?! 

???: Oh naw you dropped your Santa beard bro.

(Before long a man walked out of the shadows as Bronson Daniels would be seen with a smile on his face as he wore the Santa beard on his face)

Bronson Daniels: Not gonna lie to you I feel like this has COVID and 10 other diseases on it.

TnT: W-why are you here.

Bronson Daniels: Ah I was going to the show and they arrested everyone on the plane dude. Apparently “i lOoK LiKe a PeDO” like what? I’ve never looked like one in my life!

TnT: :mjpls:

Bronson Daniels: No, but if you wanna look around bro you can just follow me.

(Bronson would walk out of the cell as TnT would reluctantly follow him out as Bronson would look around before pointing)

Bronson Daniels: Yeah lots of wild reasons why people are here. Like look at her, she’s been arrested for dem looks. :mjlit:

(Candice Blair would be sitting cross-legged in her cell as she would look at them before shrugging)

Bronson Daniels: Tried to inject a illegal substance or sumn.

(Alexis Chambers would be seen skipping around her cell before looking at them as she slowed down and raised her eyebrow)

Alexis Chambers: You wanna be next?

Bronson Daniels: Stop. Anyways, she was arrested for being too thicc.

(Harlow Reichert would turn to them in her cell as she would roll her eyes before going back to what she was doing)

Bronson Daniels: Nearly started a forest fire when she attempted to burn the American flag.

(Nina Bravo would be seen in her cell as she smuggled a Russian flag inside as she was hanging it on her wall)

Bronson Daniels: Nearly assaulted Captain Charisma because he had no power in bringing back Empire.

(Lisa Wren would be seen exercising in her cell before jumping up and looking at them)

Lisa Wren: :dahell:

Bronson Daniels: And her? She’s just not from this planet. 

(Kasey Kaos would be seen crawling around her cell before looking up at them as she did so)

Kasey Kaos: We do not like your presence…

Bronson Daniels: :lupe: Well onward we go, he’s in here for luring children into vans.

(Bronson points to a cell where Azrael is seen standing there, looking at the both of them)

Bronson Daniels: He’s here for being morbidly obese.

(Bronson would point to Terry Chambers as he was lifting weights inside of his cell)

Bronson Daniels: Him too.

(Xander Payne would be seen as he walked up to them luckily blocked as he was locked inside of his cell)

Xander Payne: Whabsebt dimdidnee youu jhst cialll me?!

Bronson Daniels: Anyways… he’s in here cause he shot an opp.

(SOSA Henderson would be seen inside a cell as he reloaded his gun)

TnT: :krabs: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!

SOSA Henderson: Let me be bitch.

TnT: Ok… :mjcry:

Bronson Daniels: He probably has committed 10 felonies that we don’t know about.

(TLA would be seen as he would be waving to them with a smile)

TLA: I only passed the red light five times man :mjcry:.

Bronson Daniels: Hunting at the zoo.

(Ahren Fournier would be seen as he put on the new fur coat that he had)

Ahren Fournier: The GOAT only gets his jackets fresh, shoo shoo.

Bronson Daniels: I don’t know why he’s here.

(Rex McAllister would be seen sitting in his cell as he looked up at them with a serious face)

Rex McAllister: Killed a man with my bare hands.

Bronson Daniels: :lupe:

Rex McAllister: Nah I’m just joking I don’t know either.

Bronson Daniels: He’s bald that’s all you really need to know.

(Lethal Consequences would be seen as he leaned against a wall before talking to them)

Lethal Consequences: :dave: Those prison garbs looking real uncomfortable huh? Maybe you should get some new jawns at //www.adobehouse.live/store. That Collar John dude :wow: sensational.

Bronson Daniels: Illegal film festival.

(Chris Elite would be seen as he would be eating some food inside his cell)

Chris Elite: Maybe if those bozos wouldn’t have shut us down I would’ve bailed you bitches out of here damn.

Bronson Daniels: Illegal smuggling of drugs at Pain For Pride.

(The Visual Prophet would be seen as the the lights in his cell would be a pattern of purple and yellow as he circled around with a smile)

The Visual Prophet: I don’t know who you’re talking to but that wasn’t bae. :wtf:

Bronson Daniels: He’s just weird.

(MITSUBACHI would be seen as he would be sitting in his cell before someone peeked through from the outside)

Komatsu Ogawa: No worries MITSU I’ll get you out of there.

Police Officer: HEY YOU! GET BACK HERE!

Komatsu Ogawa: DAMMIT!

(Komatsu would run off as Bronson would shake his head before continuing)

Bronson Daniels: Tax evasion.

(Mr. DEDEDE would be seen as he would be laying down on his bed with his hands behind his head as he relaxed)

Bronson Daniels: Assaulting sum toothless cac.

(Jon Kelton would be seen standing in his cell with a sad look on his face)

Jon Kelton: He deserved it. :will:

Bronson Daniels: I don’t know why she’s here but she’s a woman that in itself is a criminal offense. :troll:

(Andrea Valentine would be walking around her cell as she would look up upon hearing that)

Andrea Valentine: :dahell:

Bronson Daniels: :whoa:!!! ANYWAYS! He’s here- wait :wtf:

(Lucas Johnson would be seen sitting on the floor of his cell as he managed to smuggle his phone in)

Commentator: … AND MCGREGOR WITH THE KNOCKOUT!

Lucas Johnson: NSOWWNOWKQPQMWOWENEOWNWKW

Bronson Daniels: :comeagain: Anyways, he’s here for murder.

(Jack Ripley would be seen sitting on the bed in his cell casually)

TnT: Really?

Jack Ripley: 😀

Bronson Daniels: That’s what they told me.

Jack Ripley: 😀

Bronson Daniels: So inspirational :wow:. Anyways and the last dude apparently 

Bronson Daniels: Apparently he knee striked a kangaroo too, these Australians man…

(Jamie O’Hara would be seen leaning in his cell as he looked over at them)

Jamie O’Hara: He deserved it.

(Bronson would stop and turn around and look to TnT as he would smile)

Bronson Daniels: Anyways that was the tour, how’d you like it?

TnT: :mjcry: I hate this place.

Bronson Daniels: The fun has just begun! You see I found this place…

(TnT would follow Bronson as he turned a dark corner)

Bronson Daniels: You could consider this your initiation ceremony.

TnT: My what- 

(TnT would look up as something would begin to lower down from the ceiling of the large room they were both in)

TnT: Goddammit…

(The Extreme Elimination Chamber)

(Dip to black.)

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(‘FRANCHISE’ by Travis Scott ft. Young Thug & M.I.A. plays up as the burst of cheers from the socially distanced crowd are heard from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome as the camera pans around to show the amped up crowd. The pyro bursts out of the stage as an array or red and blue Pyro shoot out of stage before it finally heads over to the commentary as the Dynasty commentary desk of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen as it gives us a clue of what’s kicking off the show as they begin to speak)

Stew-O: WE ARE LIVE WITH NEARLY 18,000 FANS IN ATTENDANCE, WELCOME… TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Indeed we are as we have a jam-packed tri-branded show tonight! Every title from the line tonight from Dynasty to Voltage to Showdown as people will go to war, and World Titles will be up for grabs in the wicked Extreme Elimination Chamber structure.

Jake Mercer: I can’t wait to see what’s going on tonight! It’s gotten me more excited than the greatest wrestling match of all time which is any BBB match ever! :blessed: I hope that title is defended tonight too! But let’s get onto the matches tonight, I just can’t wait!

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( Camera cuts to A darkened Superdome as fans begin to take notice of 5 playing cards being shown on the Titantron )

( One by one each card turns to Show A Letter.  The first being ‘ D’  )

( The second showing a ‘ U ‘ ) 

( The third revealing a ‘ K ‘ )

( The fourth disclosing an ‘ E ‘ )

( And ultimately the fifth card is shown to be nothing more than a Baseball bat covered in barbed-wire just as the lights in the entire Mercedes-Benz Superdome go completely dark ) 

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL….. AND IT IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! 

( ‘ The Phoenix ‘ by Fallout boy plays over the PA System in the Superdome as Donovan Duke rides out from the guerilla position on a Harley Davidson…stopping at the top of the ramp and throttling as the crowd Cheer’s him on defiantly ) 

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER FROM STILLWATER OKLAHOMA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO-HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS… HE IS KNOWN AS THE ‘ OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN ‘ DOOOOOOOOONNNOOOOOOVAAAAAANNNNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEE !!!!!!!!

( Donovan Duke drives his Harley down to the ring and circles the ring area, high-fiving fans and shooting finger guns with camera-men before ultimately parking his Harley next to the ring itself and entering it before making his way to his respective corner )

( ‘ The Phoenix’ by Fallout boy ceases to play over the PA System as the lights in the Superdome Dim and we see three men standing side by side wearing high-grade body armor with their hands firmly grasping Glock-19 pistols ) 

( One by one each man begins firing their pistols in the air– each man emptying their clip, and going back to their ready position. Just as the last man empties his clip all three men move in solidarity to their right, making a path as… ) 

(‘ Hood Politics’ by Kendrick Lamar plays as Andre Walker exits guerilla in a Killmonger mask along with a black leathered jacket topped with fur. The New Breed Championship strapped securely to his waist.) 

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK….WEIGHING IN AT ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FIVE POUNDS… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION……ANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDREEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Andre Walker confidently enters the ring as the crowd begins to erupt in cheers to which Andre responds by raising his mask and blowing a kiss to the crowd as he takes off his jacket before handing the New Breed Championship to the referee ) 

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jake Mercer: Andre Walker vs Donovan Duke… for the NEW Breed Championship! For weeks now Andre and Donovan have been at one another’s neck…and it has all been culminating to this point. Andre begins to circle Donovan, and Donovan extends his arm out as Andre does the same and the two young elitists engage one another in a collar and elbow tie-up– WAIT DONOVAN DUKE SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT AND PULLS ANDRE WALKER IN FOR A VICIOUS BELLY TO BELLY! LAUNCHING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION ACROSS THE RING! 

Flannery Mccoy: DONOVAN DUKE JUST TOSSED THE NEW BREED CHAMPION LIKE HE WAS A RAG-DOLL NEARLY THE LENGTH OF THE RING! AND YOU CAN TELL ANDRE WALKER FELT THE FORCE OF THIS OKLAHOMAN AS HE HURRIES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET– JUST TO GET KNOCKED DOWN WITH A WICKED LARIAT CLOTHESLINE COURTESY OF DONOVAN DUKE! 

Stew-O: DONOVAN DUKE JUST NEARLY TURNED ANDRE WALKER INSIDE OUT WITH THAT LARIAT CLOTHESLINE AND HE SCRAMBLES FOR THE COVER!

ONEEEEEEE!!!!!

TW—-

Jake Mercer: .. NOT NEARLY ENOUGH AS ANDRE WALKER POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT!  DONOVAN DUKE ISN’T ALLOWING ANDRE WALKER ANY TIME TO RECOVER AS STANDS OVER THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AND JUST UNLEASHES A BARRAGE OF STOMPS AND KICKS TO THE MIDSECTION! ANDRE WALKER IS BEING BEATEN UP HERE AND DONOVAN DUKE IS JUST POURING ON THE OFFENSE— AS HE HELPS ANDRE UP TO HIS FEET HE SHIFTS HIS ATTENTION AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES—- ANOTHER LARIAT CLOTHESLINE NEARLY TAKING ANDRE WALKERS HEAD OF—

Flannery Mccoy: NO ANDRE WALKER DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT AND DONOVAN DUKE TURNS AROUND AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A .. PELE KICK!! PELE KICK !!!!!!! IT CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE MONEY AND DONOVAN DUKE MIGHT BE SEEING STARS RIGHT NOW AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS! 

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER NOTICES DONOVANS SEATED POSITION AND THIS TIME HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SEATED METEORA!! ABSOLUTELY RATTLING DONOVAN DUKE! WAIT…

Jake Mercer: ANDRE’S NOT FINISHED!! ANDRE’S SITS DONOVAN DUKE UP AGAIN, AND ONCE AGAIN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE— BUT THIS TIME HE CONNECTS WITH A RELENTLESS KNEE RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF DONOVAN DUKE WHO VERY WELL MAY BE OUT RIGHT HERE! ANDRE HOOKS THE LEG TRYING A PIN ATTEMPT OF HIS OWN NOW!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Flannery Mccoy: .. DONOVAN DUKE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!  Andre Walker doesn’t seem surprised though as he drops down to pick Donovan Duke up by his hair. Andre whips Donovan into the corner AND CHARGES FULL SPEED— STINGER SPLASH THRUSTING ALL HIS BODYWEIGHT AND THEN SOME SQUARE INTO THE CHEST OF DONOVAN DUKE WHO INSTANTLY FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE! 

Stew-O: DONOVAN MAY BE TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH HERE,  BY FALLING DOWN TO A KNEE BUT ANDRE WALKER ISN’T HAVING ANY OF THAT AS HE PICKS HIS CHALLENGER BACK UP AND  STANDS HIM IN THE CORNER BEFORE BACKING AWAY AND CHARGING IN AGAIN!!! ANDRE WALKER ONCE AGAIN CONNECTING WITH THE STINGER SPLA– WAIT…

Jake Mercer: AT THE VERY LAST SECOND DONOVAN DUKE LOWERS HIS SHOULDER AND LAUNCHES ANDRE WALKER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR— NO ACTUALLY—– ANDRE WALKER MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND BALANCE HIMSELF ON THE APRON! LOOK AT THE RING AWARENESS WE’RE SEEING FROM OUR YOUNG NEW BREEDS CHAMPION, WHO TURNS HIS FOCUS TO THE RING… JUST TO BE MET WITH A SWIFT UPPERCUT FROM DONOVAN DUKE!

Flannery Mccoy: ANDRE WALKER STILL HOLDS ONTO THE ROPE BUT HE’S TEETERING! HE’S SLOWLY LOSING HIS BALANCE AND GRIP– AND DONOVAN DUKE KNOWS THIS AS HE THROWS A LEFT HAND… TO WHICH ANDRE WALKER RESPONDS BY THROWING A LEFT OF HIS OWN! AND NOW THESE TWO ARE TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH! LEFT FROM DONOVAN, LEFT FROM ANDRE, LEFT FROM DONOVAN, LEFT FROM ANDRE– AND ANOTHER FROM ANDRE— AND ANOTHER FROM ANDRE— AND ANOT–

Stew-O: — DEALERS CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!! DONOVAN DUKE CONNECTS WITH THE DEALERS CHOICE!! THE SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE JAW OF ANDRE WALKER WHO INSTANTLY RELEASES HIS GRIP ON THE TOP ROPE AND FALLS TO RINGSIDE! 

Jake Mercer: ALL DONOVAN HAS TO DO IS PICK ANDRE WALKER UP AND GET HIM INSIDE THE RING AND THIS MATCH IS AS GOOD AS OVER! AND THAT MAY BE EXACTLY WHAT HE’S GOING TO DO AS DONOVAN CATCHES HIS BREATH BEFORE EXITING THE RING TO RETRIEVE THE INCAPACITATED ANDRE WALKER! 

Flannery Mccoy: ANDRE HASN’T MOVED A MUSCLE SINCE BEING HIT WITH THE ‘DEALERS CHOICE’ AND THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE OPPORTUNITY THE YOUNG UPSTART WAS LOOKING FOR AS HE TRIES TO PICK UP THE DEADWEIGHT THAT IS ANDRE WALKER– AND HE DOES DONOVAN ROLLS ANDRE INTO THE RING AND THIS MATCH MAY BE REACHING ITS CLIMAX SOON ENOUGH! 

Stew-O: DONOVAN CRAWLS OVER TO COVER ANDRE!!! THIS IS IT!!! NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THR—

Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER KICKS OUT AT TWO AND SEVEN-EIGHTS!!!!!!! DONOVAN DUKE WAS MERE FINGERTIPS AWAR FROM WALKING OUT OF HERE AS NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!! DONOVAN DUKE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY HOW TO PUT AWAY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT! AND I DON’T BELIEVE HE’S ALONE IN THAT REGARD! 

Flannery Mccoy: DONOVAN KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO… HE’S CALLING FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPION TO GET UP!! DONOVAN DUKE IS STALKING ANDRE WALKER– BEGGING FOR THE CHAMPION TO REACH HIS FEET– AND ANDRE DOES, BUT I DON’T THINK HE HAS ANY IDEA WHERE HE IS– ANDRE MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND HE’S INSTANTLY SCOPED UP BY DONOVAN DUKE!! 

Stew-O: ROYAL FLUSH!!!!! DONOVAN DUKE CONNECTS WITH THE ROYAL FLUSH!! HE HAS ABSOLUTELY PLANTED ANDRE WALKER— HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jake Mercer: … ANDRE WALKER WITH THE KICKOUT AT 2.9!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID ANDRE KICK OUT OF THAT! DONOVAN PICKS ANDRE UP ONCE MORE— ROYAL FLUS— NO ANDRE WALKER COUNTERS IT INTO A MODIFIED SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP! 

ONE!!!!

TWO— 

Flannery Mccoy: ANDRE WALKER RELEASES HIS OWN PIN?!?!? WHAT A STRANGE AND UNUSUAL DECISION FROM THE REIGNING NEW BREED CHAMPION BUT HE OBVIOUSLY HAS SOMETHING IN MIND AS DONOVAN DUKE SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET– ONLY TO RUN RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE MONEY FROM ANDRE WALKER! ANDRE ISN’T NEARLY FINISHED WITH DONOVAN THOUGH– ANDRE ACKNOWLEDGES THE OPPORTUNITY IN FRONT OF HIM…DONOVAN IS DOWN FLAT ON THE MAT AND ANDRE IS LOOKING TO FLY!

Stew-O: ANDRE IS ASCENDING UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND HE IS ASCENDING AT A RAPID PACE— WAITING… MEASURING THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HIM AND DONOVAN! ANDRE SOARS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FROG SPLASH! AND ALL THE WIND JUST GOT TAKEN OUT OF DONAVAN! Who instinctively rolls over to the ropes! Walker knows he’s not gonna secure a pinfall with that! And Walker goes over to Donavon who is attempting to get back to his feet with assistance from the ropes!

Jake Mercer: WALKER COMES CHARGING IN WITH A BICYCLE KNEE THAT CRACKS DUKE ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! WALKER RUNS BACK FOR ANOTHER AND IT CONNECTS! THE KNEE HITS DUKE IN THE HEAD ONCE AGAIN! Walker brings Donavan to the center of the ring of the ring and hooks him up for a Suplex of sorts! But Duke is able to fight out of it! And he delivers strong strikes to the midsection of Walker! DONAVAN DUKE CHARGES IN- BUT WALKER BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX! Donavan has rolled through to all fours and clearly the neck of Donavan Duke is in some serious pain after that Suplex!

Flannery McCoy: ITS GONNA GET A LOT MORE WORSE! ANDRE COMES DOWN ON THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH AN AXE KIC- DUKE EVADES IT AT THE LAST MINUTE! HE LOOKS TO RUSH WALKER FROM BEHIND WHO LEVELS HIM WITH A PELE KICK!! And Duke is brought down to a seated position! Not for long, however, AS ANDRE WALKER NAILS A METEORA TO A DOWNED DUKE! And now Walker is stalking Donovan from the ring apron! Donovan doesn’t seem to have any idea where he is right now! WALKER SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR A DDT! BUT DONOVAN KEEPS HIMSELF FROM FALLING BY HOLDING ON TO THE ROPE! Walker’s head just whips off the mat! 

Stew-O: AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WALKER TO GET A LITTLE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY! WIDOW’S PEAK CONNECTS….WAIT! WALKER MANAGED TO SLIP OUT THE BACK! AND DUKE TURNS AROUND TO EAT THE DAWNBREAKER FROM ANDRE!! CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS AND SPIKES DONOVAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! WALKER GOES FOR THE COVER!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!

THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The bell rings and Walker is handed the title by the referee while making it back to his feet!)

Stephie Love: Here’s your winner…AND STILL NEW BREED CHAMPION…ANDRE WALKER!!!

Stew-O: Donavan Duke managed to put up a good fight against Walker but Andre was just the better competitor tonight!

Flannery McCoy: You took the words right out of my mouth, Duke was so close to securing gold but he got caught. And Walker could possibly even admit that was a close one right there. But the New Breed Title reign of Andre Walker continues and there may not be many to end it anytime soon!

(The camera pans over to Andre Walker, happy with his victory heading to the back while Duke is seen frustrated in the ring before fading to black.)

( EAW Fortnite Commerical starring Strawberry Steve and Bronson Daniels airs with Steve being shown 360 no scoping that bozo Bronson )

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Bella Braxton: The following contest is an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for the Specialists Championship!

(“Come Through” by Summer Walker featuring Usher hits, as the socially distanced crowd in the arena gets up to their feet and cheers loudly. Nina Bravo steps out onto the stage with a wooden mace in her hands. She raises the mace in the air, then continues her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first.. From Moscow, Russia.. Weighing in at 115lbs.. She is the Russian Doll!!! NINA BRAVO!!!!

Rich Russillo: Here comes Nina Bravo! For the longest time, we have known Nina to be The Visual Prophet’s assistant, but now she’s trying to find success as an active member on the roster. Winning the Specialists Championship tonight would be a huge step in Nina’s career and a great way to finish off the year for you!

James Peters: Do you see that Wooden Mace? It has wooden spikes at the end.

Persephone: Good. Maybe it will eliminate the competition faster and we can be all done and over with this match sooner.

(Nina Bravo steps inside of the chamber where the referee walks her over to her pod and locks her in.)

(“Walking the Wire” by Imagine Dragons hits, as Alexis Chambers steps out onto the stage with a hair brush wrapped in barbed wire in her right hand. The crowd gives her a mixed reaction that is filled with more boos than cheers as she makes her way down the entrance ramp and towards the chamber.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing next.. From Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 117lbs.. She is the MotorCity Goddess!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!!

Rich Russillo: Alexis Chambers has had quite the season. Failing to win championship gold on several different occasions originally made her feel as if she wasn’t deserving of such an opportunity, but recently during these past few weeks, Alexis has built her confidence and wants to finally walk out victorious with the championship with her.

James Peters: The motivation that she has after failing time and time again might be the difference maker for her tonight since she knows she’ll have to fight even harder than ever before to win inside of this chamber and achieve her goal. And that hair brush!?! This is going to get wild!!!

Persephone: It explains a lot. She probably uses it on her own hair.

(Alexis steps inside of the chamber, then is guided to her pod by the referee. The referee then locks her in.)

(“Black Madonna” by Azealia Banks featuring Lex Luger hits as Lisa Wren steps out onto the stage without a weapon in her hand. The crowd gives her a mixed reaction filled with a combination of boos and cheers as Lisa makes her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Rich Rusillo: Here’s Lisa Wren! Lisa is a rookie here in EAW, but as a rookie, she’s been in some intense matches like the 24/7 Battle Royal and a National Elite Championship Match. She’s competed in matches where weapons were used and has shown that she can be just as hardcore as anyone else. This is her first Chamber, but the experience that she has had in these intense matches will play a big role for her tonight as she goes for the Specialists Championship.

Persephone: Experience? I guess the experience hasn’t done her any good because she’s walking into this match without a weapon. If she thinks that she can win without a weapon, she’s ridiculous. I thi-

(Lisa Wren walks past the entrance to the chamber and makes her way over to the commentary table, where Persephone, James Peters, and Rich Russillo all look confused.)

Persephone: What the hell is she doing? You’re wasting valuable time. I’m trying to get this match done and over wi-

(Lisa Wren slams her hands down onto the commentary table, then rips out the monitor in front of Persephone. Persephone is shocked, as Lisa takes the monitor as the cords drag onto the floor.)

Persephone: What in the world are you doing!?!? You can’t take away my monitor!!

Lisa Wren: Your ancestors took a lot from my heritage. So I’m taking this in return and using it to push black women’s wrestling in this match. You don’t even want to watch this match, so bye.

(Lisa Wren walks back towards the chamber with the monitor in her hands as the cords drag on the ground. When Lisa enters the ring, the referee walks her over to her pod and locks her in.)

(The lights dim in the arena. Smoke bellows up around the entrance, lit by red and purple lights as “Cry Little Sister” by Marilyn Manson begins to play. Kasey walks out onto the stage as the crowd gives her a huge ovation. She has the EAW Specialists Championship wrapped around her waist and a heavy chain in her hands. Her eyes are wide and she has a big smile on her face. She leans forward at the top of the aisle, her arms are stretched towards the ring as the chain hangs down and touches the floor. She then drops down onto her knees and begins laughing loudly. On all fours, Kasey starts to crawl down the ramp as she drags the chain down with her. The Champion crawls to the nearest camera, stares deeply into it as she tilts her head and raises the chains up in front of it. Kasey then continues to crawl towards the chamber.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing next! From The Lake of Fire!! Weighing in at 140lbs!! She is the EAW Specialists Champion!!! MISS MAYHEM!!! KASEY KAOS!!!

Rich Russillo: And here is the Specialists Champion!! Kasey Kaos won the title by winning the specialists tournament and is now set to defend the championship inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. For most people, it would be a tough task to walk into a chamber as champion and remain the champion until the end, but Kasey is no stranger to matches as intense as this one.

James Peters: Look at that chain and think about all of the damage that she could deliver by using it?! The possibilities are endless!!

(Kasey crawls her way into the chamber, then stands up in front of the referee. He walks her over to the final pod, takes her Specialists Championship, then locks her inside.)

(The lights inside the arena dim, and the fans fall quiet. A purple spotlight shines on the stage as ‘Eye of the Tiger’ by New Found Glory begins to play across the PA system. The fans start to cheer as Harlow Reichert steps onto the stage and into her own spotlight without a weapon in hand.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing next! From Christchurch, New Zealand! Weighing in at 137lbs!! MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN!! HARLOW REICHERT!!

(After Gina finishes her introduction, Harlow slowly removes her sunglasses, pushing them on top of her head, and looks out at the crowd. A smile spreads across her face and Harlow begins making her way down to the ring, as she waves out to the cheering crowd.)

Rich Russillo: Here comes Harlow Reichert. The former PURE Champion finds herself in a match that represents absolutely everything she dislikes about the wrestling industry, but with the Specialists Championship on the line, Harlow will do whatever it takes to win even if that means being at a disadvantage without a weapon in her hands.

Persephone: Do you think she’s really fighting this match without a weapon, or is she going to take something from this commentary table like Lisa Wren did moments ago?

James Peters: You don’t have to worry Persephone. Harlow is one of the most PURE wrestlers this company has ever seen. I was curious to see how she would approach this match, but it is no surprise to me seeing her walk down to the chamber without a weapon in hand.

(Harlow tosses her shades off to the side and enters the chamber. She immediately poses for the crowd in the center of the ring and hypes herself up. Harlow then makes her way to the corner and gets ready for the match with her game face on.)

(“Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani hits, as the crowd switches over to a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Candice Blair steps out onto the stage with a weapon held behind her back. She doesn’t let the camera get a glimpse of it as she walks her down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Bella Braxton: And introducing the final competitor!! From San Francisco, California!! Weighing in at 126lbs!! DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!! CANDICE BLAIR!!!

Rich Russillo: Candice Blair has experience from last year’s Specialists Chamber and that is going to go a long way in this match. Last year, she was just a fresh faced rookie, and even then she managed to get herself to be a part of the final three. With an entire year’s worth of experience as well as the experience that she already has with the Specialists Chamber, you can expect her to be a tough out and potentially the next EAW Specialists Champion!

James Peters: But um.. What’s her weapon? Why isn’t she revealing her weapon!?!

Persephone: I think she’s bluffing and coming out to the ring empty handed like some of the others. Let’s just hope she doesn’t make her way down to our table..

(Candice Blair enters the chamber and steps into the ring, still holding her weapon of choice behind her back, and not allowing anyone to get a glimpse of it. She stares directly at Harlow Reichert as Harlow looks determined and ready to fight. The two Elitists stand at opposite corners, as the refere stands in the center of the ring and raises the EAW Specialists Championship in the air. The referee then hands the championship over to the timekeeper before having the chamber locked shut.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rich Russillo: There’s the bell and this match is underway as we’ll start it off with Harlow Reichert and Candice Blair!! Both Elitists slowly make their way to the center of the ring where they stand a few feet apart. Harlow is signaling for Candice to fight as she’s ready to get this match going.

James Peters: Do you think that’s a smart move? Harlow doesn’t even know what type of weapon Candice has behind her back!

Persephone: I’m telling you both. She’s bluffing and this Chamber match is going to start of PURE and boring.. Why can’t I just be locked inside there with Rex instead?

Rich Russillo: Harlow has her fists raised up, as Candice pulls out her weapon of choice!!

James Peters: IT’S A GUN!!

Persephone: YES!!!

James Peters: AND SHE SHOOTS RIGHT AT HARLOW REICHERT!!!

(Pink liquid blush shoots out as it sprays Harlow Reichert right in the face. The blush has gotten into Harlow’s eyes as she covers them in tremendous pain.)

Rich Russillo: Wait! That’s no gun! That’s just a huge pink airbrush and it might have just blinded Harlow Reichert already at the start of this match!!

James Peters: Harlow tries to wipe the blush out of her eyes.. BUT CANDICE DROPS HER AIRBRUSH AND AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF REICHERT!! Reichert is forced into a bent over position, but is quickly popped straight up by a knee to the face by Candice Blair!! Harlow is stunned, as Candice runs the opposite direction towards the far ropes! She rebounds back from the ropes.. AND TAKES HARLOW DOWN WITH A SLINGBLADE!!

Rich Russillo: Candice quickly gets back up to her feet, as Harlow is slow to get up onto her hands and knees. She’s still unable to see as Candice grabs her and brings her up to her feet. Irish whip to the corner by Candice as she sends Harlow crashing into the turnbuckles! Candice then charges in at Harlow! RUNNING LARIAT BY CANDICE BLAIR AS SHE PINS HARLOW UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!

James Peters: A smile begins to form on Candice’s face as she realizes she has the early advantage in this match. She backs away from Harlow as Harlow is just now getting the remaining blush out of her eyes. Candice turns around as Harlow finally opens up her eyes and can see!!

Persephone: BUT CANDICE GRABS THE AIR BRUSH FROM OFF OF THE MAT AND POINTS IT BACK AT HARLOW!! SHE’S GOING TO SPRAY HER AGAIN!!

Rich Russillo: NO!! Harlow slaps the airbrush from out of Candice’s hands, then kicks her in the stomach! Reichert wraps her arms around Candice Blair.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AS SHE RELEASES CANDICE BLAIR OVERHEAD AND TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO THE METAL PLATFORM THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!!!

James Peters: Harlow looks down at the airbrush then kicks it off to the side before exiting the ring. Candice is clutching at her lower back in pain as she’s trying to get herself up into a seated position. However, Harlow walks right in front of Candice, and kicks her right in the chest as Blair instantly falls back down against the metal platform!! And Harlow isn’t wasting any time as she connects with a double footstomp down onto the midsection of Candice Blair!!

Rich Russillo: Harlow Reichert came to fight, and even though she’s out here without a weapon, her pure wrestling talent makes her a threat against anyone!

Persephone: The lack of weapons if going to bite her in the butt eventually. I know it.

James Peters: Harlow brushes her red hair back and off of her face as she reaches down and grabs Candice. Candice is back up to her feet with the help of Harlow, but instantly gets irish whipped.. INTO NINA BRAVO’S POD!! Candice just ran right into that pod as she bashes her head against it and now Blair drops down to one knee as she leans up against the pod!

Rich Russillo: And look at Nina as she bangs her wooden mace on the inside of her pod. She looks ready to join the action, but unfortunately for her, she still needs to wait until her pod unlocks. Harlow walks over to Candice and grabs her by the head. What could she be thinking here? Oh no.. SHE BASHES CANDICE’S HEAD AGAINST THE POD ONCE MORE!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! 4 TIMES BY HARLOW REICHERT AS CANDICE DROPS DOWN TO THE METAL PLATFORM!!

James Peters: And now Harlow is looking right at Nina who continues to try and get her attention by tapping her mace on the inside of her pod. And Harlow bangs on the pod with the palms of her hands hard as she tells Nina that she’s got something waiting for her when she enters the ring too!! Harlow is not messing around and isn’t intimidated by any of these weapons that the other Elitists brought in with them. She came into this match with one thing in mind, and that’s winning the Specialists Championship. Nothing is going to distract Harlow from attaining that goal!!

Rich Russillo: Candice is slowly working herself up and using the ring ropes to help get herself up onto one knee, then up to her feet. Meanwhile, Harlow makes her way over to Candice and wraps her arms around her waist from behind!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY HARLOW!!

Persephone: NO!! Candice holds onto the top rope tightly and isn’t allowing Harlow to pull her back! Harlow lowers her stance and uses more of her hips for leverage.. BUT CANDICE STILL HANGS ON!! She was lifted in the air, but because she had a tight hold of that top rope, Harlow couldn’t lift her overhead!! Harlow tries to reposition once more.. But Candice with a back elbow to the face of Harlow!! Another one!! And another!! This time Harlow Reichert releases her grip on Candice!!

James Peters: Harlow clutches at her jaw in pain as Candice quickly enters the ring through the ropes, then runs to the ropes at the far end. Reichert now takes a few steps towards the ring before entering in as well.. BUT FROM THE OTHER END IT’S CANDICE BLAIR WHO REBOUNDED OFF OF THE FAR ROPES AND TAKES HARLOW REICHERT DOWN WITH A SPEAR!! Candice hooks the legs and goes for the first pin of the match!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWW-

Rich Russillo: Kickout right at one and a half! And it looks like the third entrant into this match is about to arrive as the countdown has just popped up! Who will it be!?!

10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6..

James Peters: Whoever it is, Candice is ready! Candice is up to her feet and grabs her airbrush from off of the canvas of the ring. She holds it up as it’s a mini gun ready to be unloaded. What do the kids them these days? Glizzies?

Persephone: Yeah, and I hope she sprays that Glizzy into the face of whoever comes in next!

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

(BUZZ)

(The lights begin to flicker over the four pods in the chamber. Flashing over Nina Bravo, Alexis Chambers, Kasey Kaos, and Lisa Wren. After a moment, the lights stop and finish on only one of those pods.)

James Peters: IT’S KASEY KAOS!! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS NOW IN THIS MATCH!!

Rich Russillo: Kasey exits her pod and makes her way over to the ring. Miss Mayhem enters the ring as Candice has the airbrush pointed directly at Miss Mayhem who holds a heavy chain in her hands. Candice is threatening to use that air brush, and if I were Kasey, I’d back away because we saw exactly what happened to Harlow earlier when she got sprayed!!

James Peters: I don’t think Kasey cares as she continues to step towards Candice.. AND CANDICE SPRAYS THE PINK LIQUID OUT OF THE AIR BRUSH AND IT HITS KASEY RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Rich Russillo: Wait a second.. Kasey doesn’t look hurt at all. I think she.. She closed her eyes when Candice shot at her!! And now Kasey is laughing!! Kasey uses her free hand and wipes the pink liquid all over her painted face as Candice threatens to shoot again!!

Persephone: BUT KASEY WHIPS THAT METAL CHAIN AND DROPS CANDICE DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!

James Peters: Look! It’s Harlow Reichert!! Harlow is back up to her feet as she charges in at Kasey!!! BUT KASEY AGAIN SWINGS THAT CHAIN AS IT SLAPS ACROSS THE FACE OF HARLOW REICHERT AND SENDS REICHERT DOWN!! Kasey is standing in the center of the ring, chain in hand, and her two opponents down by her feet. And what’s this!?!? KASEY WHIPS THAT CHAIN AS IT BASHES AGAINST THE ABDOMEN OF REICHERT!! AND NOW SHE WHIPS CANDICE WITH IT!!! AND NOW BACK ONTO HARLOW!!! AND BACK TO CANDICE!! Kasey is whipping these women with that chain and is definitely going to leave bruise marks all over them!! Kasey drops the chain and goes for the pin on Harlow!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHH-

Persephone: And there’s the kickout by Harlow! Kasey quickly goes over to Candice and covers her.

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-

Rich Russillo: And Candice Blair kicks out!! Great strategy by Kasey to try and bring the numbers down early on. The early stages of a match like this could be the easiest chance to get an elimination, because the more people that enter the ring, the more people you have to worry about. Unfortunately for the champion though, not enough damage has been done.

James Peters: It looks like Harlow is trying to get a little bit of separation as she crawls her way under the bottom rope and onto the metal platform that surrounds the ring. However, Kasey Kaos notices this, grabs her chain from the ground, and begins to make her way over to Harlow! Kaos exits the ring through the ropes and begins to walk towards Harlow. Harlow is backed up against the chain walls of the chamber and uses them to help her get up to her feet.. AND KASEY KAOS WHIPS THAT CHAIN AT HARLOW ONCE MORE!!

Persephone: NO!! Harlow side steps and dodges it!! Kasey swings it again.. AND ONCE MORE HARLOW DODGES THE METAL CHAIN! Kasey looks frustrated after missing Reichert twice. Reichert is breathing heavily and still leaned up against the chamber walls.. AND KASEY KAOS WHIPS THE CHAIN ONCE MORE AT HARLOW AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!!

James Peters: Wait a second! Harlow let Kasey hit her with the chain so that she could get a hold of it!! Harlow took quite the shot, but now she has a hold of the other end of Kasey’s chain!! AND HARLOW PULLS ON IT HARD AS SHE DUCKS AND KASEY GETS PULLED RIGHT INTO THE CHAIN WALLS OF THE CHAMBER!!

Rich Russillo: Kasey went head first into the chamber wall and dropped down to one knee. She’s slowly getting herself back up to her feet as she faces out towards the arena.. BUT FROM BEHIND IT’S HARLOW REICHERT WHO DROPKICKS KASEY AS KASEY BOUNCES OFF OF THE CHAMBER WALL AND FALLS DOWN ONTO THE METAL PLATFORM SURROUNDING THE RING!!

James Peters: Harlow stands back up and looks directly at Kasey who is down in pain. Wait a sec.. Look it’s Candice Blair!! She just exited the ring through the ropes and is behind Harlow!! Harlow turns around.. SHE GETS HIT BY A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE FROM CANDICE BLAIR AND GETS SENT STRAIGHT DOWN!! That shot landed directly onto Harlow’s face as she clutches it in pain! Meanwhile, Candice steps off to the side of Harlow. What’s this!?! STANDING MOONSAULT INTO DOUBLE KNEES AS CANDICE DRIVES HER KNEES RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF HARLOW!!!

Persephone: And now look! Candice gets back up to her feet and walks over to Kasey Kaos. Stomp down onto the midsection by Candice. Another! And another! She really wants to break down these two opponents while they are both down! Kasey continues to clutch at her abdomen in pain from these stomps, as Candice positions herself off to the side of Kasey! Is she going for another one!?! Yes she is!! STANDING MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEES CONNECTS AGAIN!! THIS TIME IT LANDS ONTO KASEY AS CANDICE DRILLS HER KNEES INTO THE MIDSECTION OF THE CHAMPION!!!

10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5..

James Peters: And there’s the countdown! Someone else is about to be added into this match soon, but who will it be? Whoever it is has a huge advantage right here as both the champion and Harlow Reichert are down while Candice is down on one knee trying to catch her breath. The thing about being one of the first two entrants in this match is that the longer you are in the match, the more fatigued and vulnerable you are to the opponents who enter after you!! Candice is playing it smart by taking deep breaths right here, knowing someone else is about to join the party!!

4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

(BUZZ)

(Lights begin to flicker over the remaining 3 pods signaling the next entrant about to be added into this match. Flashing over Lisa Wren, Alexis Chambers, and Nina Bravo until the lights finally stop onto the next entrant.)

James Peters: NINA BRAVO!! The Russian Doll is now in this match!! Welcome to the party!

Rich Russillo: Candice gets back up to her feet and walks her way over to the ring, as she enters through the ring ropes. Meanwhile, Nina Bravo exits her pod with her wooden mace in her hands, then enters the ring… BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY CANDICE BLAIR ONTO NINA BRAVO!!!

James Peters: NO!! Nina ducks underneath the leg as Candice goes running right past her! Blair chops her feet to slow down, then turns around.. AND CANDICE GETS HIT HARD BY THAT WOODEN MACE!!! NINA JUST SWUNG THAT THING LIKE IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT!! She swung for the fences and because of that shot, Candice drops down to one knee and is bent over, clutching at her midsection in pain!!

Persephone: But that’s not all James! Look at this! Nina grips the wooden mace with both hands and raises it high above her head!! She’s looking down at Candice Blair who is trying to work back up to her feet, but is still bent over in a kneeling position.. AND NINA CHOPS THE WOODEN MACE DOWN ONTO THE UPPER BACK OF CANDICE BLAIR, FORCING CANDICE STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Nina drops her mace and hooks the legs!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEE-

Rich Russillo: OH!! So close, but Candice kicks out just in time!! Nina gets back up to her feet and grabs her wooden mace. On the outside of the ring, it looks like Harlow is just now getting up to her hands and knees. Nina sees this, and makes her way over to the side of the ring, exits through the ropes, and makes her way over to Harlow who has just stood up.

James Peters: AND NINA BRAVO SWINGS FOR THE FENCES AS SHE CONNECTS RIGHT AT THE MIDSECTION OF HARLOW REICHERT!! Harlow instantly drops down to her knees, then falls face first down onto the metal platform surrounding the ring! Nina now turns her attention over to Kasey Kaos who is also just now getting up to her feet! Kasey stands.. AND NINA SWINGS AT KASEY KAOS’ HEAD LIKE IT WAS A BASEBALL PLACED ON A TEE!!!

Persephone: NO!! Kasey ducked underneath the mace, as Nina Bravo spins all the way around! Kasey quickly gets a hold of Nina, grabs a hold of the wooden mace as well and.. What’s this!?! Kasey has the Wooden Mace pressed up against Nina’s throat as she stands beside her.. SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP BY KASEY KAOS!! The back of Nina’s head hits the metal platform hard, as the wooden mace crushes into her throat on impact!!

Rich Russillo: Kasey gets back up to her feet, as Nina Bravo is down and clutching at her throat in pain! She really took a shot after having that mace add extra damage to the side russian moments ago. Kasey looks down at the two Elitists who are on the metal platform outside of the ring. She first grabs Harlow, and drags her into a seated position against the chamber walls. Kaos then grabs Nina Bravo and sits her right next to Reichert. What does Kasey have in mind right here?

James Peters: Whatever it is, i’m sure it’s something that Harlow and Nina don’t want to experience. Kasey now reaches down and grabs her heavy chain. She wraps it around the bodies of both Harlow and Nina, as she ties both of the contenders up with the chain!! Kasey now grabs them both, and lifts them up into a standing position as they lean up against the chamber walls! What’s this!?! And now Kasey is interweaving whatever is left of the chain through the chains of the chamber!! She’s tangling the chain and performing knots with it, as Nina and Harlow have no idea what’s going on!! Kasey now places her foot up against the chamber walls, and pulls on the chain as hard as she can to securely tighten it!!

Persephone: Kasey now looks directly at Harlow and Nina who are both tied together against the Chamber.. AND KASEY CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT ONTO NINA!!! NOW ONTO HARLOW!!! BACK ONTO NINA!!! AGAIN ON HARLOW!!! NINA!!! HARLOW!! NINA!!! HARLOW!!! AND NOW BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP DOWN KASEY’S FOREHEAD AFTER THOSE CONSECUTIVE HEADBUTT STRIKES!!

James Peters: Kasey clutches at her forehead as she is definitely feeling the effects of her headbutt. However, that doesn’t stop the champion, as she looks down at the ground and.. SHE GRABS THE WOODEN MACE!!! She holds it up in front of her face and looks as if she has some evil intentions with it!!

Persephone: LOOK FROM BEHIND!! It’s Candice Blair!! She turns Kasey Kaos around, and locks in an armbar before placing her foot under Kasey’s jaw!! She’s going for the inverted stomp facebreaker!!

Rich Russillo: WAIT NO!! KASEY SWINGS THE MACE WITH HER FREE ARM AND CONNECTS DIRECTLY ONTO THE HEAD OF CANDICE BLAIR, AS THE SPIKES FROM THE WOODEN MACE BREAK SKIN!!! Candice instantly lets go of Kasey as she drops down to the canvas with blood running down her face as well!!

James Peters: And now Miss Mayhem turns her attention back towards Nina Bravo and Harlow Reichert! She has the mace in hand as she holds it up like it’s a baseball bat. She steps towards Bravo and Reichert.. AND SWINGS AT THEIR MIDSECTIONS WITH THE WOODEN MACE!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! There’s nothing Harlow or Nina can do because they are tied up against the Chamber Walls!! ANOTHER SHOT BY KASEY!!! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!!

10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4..

Rich Russillo: Well the countdown has just begun and you know what that means!!

James Peters: Another entrant is joining into this match! Oh boy! Who could it be?!?!

3.. 2.. 1..

(BUZZ)

(The lights begin to flicker once more onto the remaining two pods. Flashing over both Alexis Chamber and Lisa Wren until they finally stop onto the next entrant.)

Persephone: It’s Alexis Chambers!! Alexis is now in this match!! She exits out of her pod and enters into the ring, as Kasey Kaos stops her merciless attack on both Nina Bravo and Harlow Reichert! Kasey turns around and heads for the ring-

James Peters: Wait no!! Candice Blair has gotten up to her feet, and she turns Kasey around right before Kaos could enter the ring!!! SITOUT JAWBREAKER BY CANDICE BLAIR AS KASEY IS STUNNED!! She’s groggy, Miss Mayhem turns towards the ring.. AND GETS HIT IN THE FACE BY THAT HAIR BRUSH WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS WHO WAS STANDING INSIDE THE RING!!! MORE CUTS FORM ONTO KASEY’S FACE AS BLOOD CONTINUES TO DRIP DOWN!! Kaos turns around back towards Candice Blair.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CANDICE BLAIR SENDS KASEY STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE METAL PLATFORM THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!!

Rich Russillo: That was an impressive combo by both Alexis Chambers and Candice Blair. They both look at one another, then down onto Kasey Kaos. Alexis stares at the champion as.. WAIT CANDICE BLAIR JUST TOOK ALEXIS CHAMBERS DOWN WITH A SPEAR!!! SHE JUST BOLTED RIGHT AT ALEXIS AND DOVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND INTO THE RING WITH A SPEAR!!! ALEXIS IS DOWN AND CANDICE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: Kickout by Alexis!! Candice Blair quickly gets up to her feet, as she grabs Alexis and brings her up to her feet as well. Forehand chop by Candice as she smacks her hand across the chest of Alexis Chambers!! Blair takes a step back, then goes for a handspring.. A HANDSPRING STUNNER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! And now Alexis groggily steps back, as Candice runs to the far ropes! She rebounds back.. AND TAKES ALEXIS CHAMBERS DOWN WITH A SLINGBLADE!! Alexis smacks the back of her head up against the canvas of the ring, then clutches at it in pain!

Rich Russillo: Alexis Chambers slowly scoots herself over to the corner, as she sits up against the bottom turnbuckles. Candice Blair quickly scans the ring as she picks up the hair brush that Alexis originally brought into this match. It looks like Candice is ready to give Alexis a little makeover right here as she walks over to Alexis-

James Peters: WAIT LOOK!! ALEXIS PULLS OUT THE PINK AIR BRUSH AND SPRAYS THE PINK LIQUID RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CANDICE BLAIR!! AND NOW CANDICE BLAIR IS BLINDED BY THE PINK LIQUID!!! She’s freaking out and has no idea where she is right now!! Candice is clutching at her eyes in pain, as Alexis stands up!! LIGHTS OUT!!! SUPERKICK BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS CONNECTS ONTO CANDICE BLAIR AS CANDICE INSTANTLY FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Alexis now hooks the legs and covers! This could be the first elimination!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE-

Rich Russillo: NO!! KICKOUT BY CANDICE BLAIR!!!

Persephone: Meanwhile, on the outside, we can see Harlow and Nina Bravo working together to try and free themselves from those chains. They’ve managed to free their arms and are now working to undo all of the knots that Kasey tied up.

James Peters: But look back in the ring!! Alexis picks up her hair brush wrapped in barbed wire!! She looks at it then back at Candice. Uh oh.. This can not be good. AND ALEXIS PRESSES IT INTO THE HEAD AND HAIR OF CANDICE BLAIR!! Now she tries to brush Candice’s hair but..

Persephone: THE BRUSH IS STUCK!! THE BRUSH IS STUCK IN THE HAIR OF CANDICE AND ALEXIS IS JUST YANKING AT CANDICE’S HAIR AND SNAPPING HER HEAD BACK IN THE PROCESS!! Blood begins to drip down the back of Candice’s head from the barbed wire as her hair begins to turn red.

James Peters: She’s pulling hard and trying to get that hair brush out of Candice’s head, and because of that, Candice is in a tremendous amount of pain right now!!! Alexis pulls hard once more and again yanks Candice’s head back!! Again!! And again!! Alexis pauses for a second now, takes a deep breath this time, then pulls hard!!! THE BRUSH WAS PULLED OFF AND HAS RIPPED SOME HAIR OFF THE BACK OF CANDICE’S HEAD!!

RIch Russillo: Alexis Chambers now drops the Barbed wire brush that’s now tangled with hair, and picks up the air brush. She points it directly at Candice.. AND SPRAYS THE PINK LIQUID RIGHT INTO CANDICE’S HAIR!!! I don’t think Candice was expecting a full on makeover when she left this match, but that’s exactly what Alexis Chambers is doing as she turns the blonde’s hair pink!! Alexis now grabs the barbed wire hair brush once more, and again she presses it into the head of Candice!!! She then takes the air brush, and begins spraying the pink goo all around the hair brush and Candice’s hair!! Alexis now tries to pull the hair brush.. BUT IT’S STUCK!!! The combination of the stickiness from the pink liquid along with the barbed wire has the hair brush stuck inside of Candice’s hair!!

James Peters: Alexis yanks and pulls, but it’s no use!! That brush is stuck in there!! Alexis grabs the handle of the brush though, and uses it to drag the body of Candice right in front of the corner. Alexis then releases the brush, then makes her way to the turnbuckles as she scales her way up to the top. Alexis turns around and reaches up onto the top of the pod, before climbing up!! Alexis Chambers is standing right at the top of the pod and facing Candice Blair below!!

Persephone: But look!! Harlow and Nina have managed to get themselves free from the chamber walls and have now just entered the ring!! They both stand side by side as they look up at Alexis who was originally going to try and take out Candice with an aerial move, but now Chambers is second guessing herself after seeing Nina and Harlow waiting for her at the bottom!! Alexis is hesitant right now, and in a pickle!!

James Peters: Wait where’s Kasey!?!?!

Rich Russillo: LOOK!! OVER THERE!! Kasey had scaled up the walls of the chamber, and went unnoticed while Alexis was giving Candice a makeover! And now Kasey has just climbed her way onto Alexis Chambers’ pod! Alexis has no idea, but she can sense Kasey’s presence, as she turns her head and sees Miss Mayhem!! AND KASEY PUSHES ALEXIS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE POD AS ALEXIS GOES CRASHING DOWN INTO NINA, HARLOW, AND CANDICE BLAIR!!! ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE DOWN!!!

James Peters: All four bodies are facedown and on top of another. No movement whatsoever coming from those four in the ring. Meanwhile, from the top of the pod, the champion leaps into the air!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY KASEY KAOS DOWN ONTO THE POOL OF BODIES BELOW!!! EVERYONE IS DOWN!!!

10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5..

Rich Russillo: Lisa Wren couldn’t have asked for a better time to enter this match. Not only will she be the freshest out of the bunch when gets into the ring, but she also has all 5 of her opponents down and out already!!

4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

(BUZZ)

(The lights flicker once more and flash on Lisa Wren’s pod. Eventually her pod stays lit as it unlocks and Lisa Wren exits with the monitor in her hands.)

James Peters: Here we go!! The gang is all here, and its about to go down!! Lisa enters the ring with our monitor, sets it down, then pulls Harlow Reichert out from the pile of bodies and goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEE-

Rich Russillo: KICKOUT BY HARLOW!! Lisa quickly shoves Harlow’s body off to the side, then grabs Alexis. She then hooks Alexis’ legs and tries to force the first elimination!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE-

James Peters: And there’s the kickout by Alexis Chambers!!

Persephone: Lisa quickly gets back up to her feet, as she sees Kasey Kaos slowly working up to her hands and knees. Lisa grabs the monitor down on ground and holds it up. Kasey finally gets herself up to her feet.. BUT LISA RUNS AND BASHES KASEY’S HEAD WITH THE MONITOR AS THAT SHOT SENDS KASEY KAOS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!

Rich Russillo: And look! Nina Bravo is slowly working her way up to her feet now! She makes her way over to Lisa Wren who has no idea that Nina is standing up!! AND NINA CONNECTS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!! SPINNING BACKFIST ONTO LISA WREN AS LISA DROPS THE MONITOR AND FALLS DOWN ON TOP OF IT!! Nina now walks over to Lisa Wren and grabs at Wren’s head.. AND NINA BASHES LISA’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE MONITOR!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! Lisa is in a tremendous amount of pain right now, as Nina lifts her up to her feet. Nina now whips Lisa over to the far ropes, as Lisa Wren bounces back!! SPINEBUSTER!!!!! INTO THE MONITOR BY NINA BRAVO, AS LISA WREN’S BACK TAKES AN ABSOLUTE BEATING!!

James Peters: Nina gets back up to her feet.. But wait!!! It’s Harlow Reichert!! She turns Nina around and drills her under the chin with a flying knee!!! Then transitions into a twister submission move!!! She calls that the LES MISERABLES!!! AND NINA TAPS!! NINA TAPS OUT!!!!

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, Nina Bravo has been eliminated.

Rich Russillo: Well there’s the first Elimination in this match. Harlow quickly gets up to her feet and goes over to Alexis Chambers who is slowly working up to her feet as well. Harlow grabs a hold of Alexis.. DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX TAKES CHAMBERS DOWN!!

James Peters: Meanwhile, at the other end of the ring we see Candice Blair sitting up against the corner turnbuckles. She’s doing all she can to try and rip that hair brush from out of her head, but it’s no use! It’s literally stuck in there!! Candice is freaking out and pissed off about what Alexis has done to her hair!!

Persephone: Harlow lifts Alexis back up once more! It looks as if she’s going for her Fate’s End signature!!

Rich Russillo: But wait!! Candice has gotten up to her feet and she charges at both Alexis and Harlow!! DOUBLE LARIAT BY CANDICE AS SHE SENDS ALEXIS AND HARLOW OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO THE METAL PLATFORM SURROUNDING THE RING!! Candice quickly exits the ring and makes her way over to that wooden mace that was brought in earlier by Nina Bravo!!

James Peters: This doesn’t look like it’s going to be good!! Candice grabs that wooden mace and makes her way over to Alexis Chambers.. AND SWINGS RIGHT AT THE MIDSECTION OF ALEXIS!!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! ALL OF THESE SHOTS COMING FROM CANDICE BLAIR ARE OUT OF FRUSTRATION AFTER WHAT ALEXIS HAS DONE TO HER HAIR!!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! MORE SHOTS BY CANDICE AS ALEXIS IS FORCED TO CURL INTO A BALL WITHOUT ANY WAY OF DEFENDING HERSELF!!!

Persephone: Look back in the ring!! It’s Kasey Kaos who has risen to her feet as Lisa Wren is slowly getting up off of that monitor!! AND KASEY GOES FOR THE KAOS REIGNS!!

Rich Russillo: NO!! LISA WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE ABDOMEN AS SHE BREAKS FREE!! Lisa turns around as Kasey goes for a European Uppercut!! No!!! No hands cartwheel evasion by Lisa Wren as she dodged Kasey’s strike entirely!! Lisa now follows it up with a forearm smash as she catches Kasey right across her bloody face!! Kasey drops down to one knee as Lisa Wren grabs the monitor from the ground.. AND CRACKS THE TOP OF KASEY’S HEAD WITH IT!!! KASEY IS DOWN!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN AND LISA WREN HOOKS THE LEGS!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR-

Persephone: KICKOUT BY KASEY KAOS!!!

Rich Russillo: Meanwhile, back over to the outside of the ring, we see Candice still swinging that wooden mace!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! MORE SHOTS BY CANDICE AND THAT LAST SHOT BROKE THE WOODEN MACE IN HALF!!! Candice now tosses the broken mace pieces off to the side, as she grabs at Alexis’ head and hair! She drags Alexis over to the side of the pod.. AND BASHES HER HEAD RIGHT INTO IT!!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!! This time she uses her boot to press Alexis Chamber’s head into the pod!!!

James Peters: And it looks like Harlow Reichert is getting back up to her feet with the help of the ring ropes from outside of the ring. She’s finally standing.. But look!! From the inside, it’s Lisa Wren!! She turns Harlow around and connects with a forearm strike from inside the ring! Another shot!! And another!! Lisa now winds up and goes for a right hook!! NO!!! Harlow Reichert ducks underneath the arm, as Lisa misses and loses her balance!! SUPERKICK BY HARLOW REICHERT FROM THE OUTSIDE ONTO LISA WREN STANDING INSIDE THE RING!!! Lisa gets hit hard as she falls back into.. THE KAOS REIGNS!!! KASEY KAOS JUST GOT UP TO HER FEET AND LOCKED IN THE KAOS REIGNS ON LISA WREN!!!

Persephone: And now Kasey falls backs down to the ground with the submission hold!!! She’s wrenching at Lisa’s head with all of her might.. AND LISA TAPS OUT!!! LISA TAPS OUT!!!!

Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Lisa Wren has been eliminated.

Persephone: Good.. Now she can give us our monitor back.

James Peters: Kasey Kaos gets back up to her feet, as Harlow Reichert joins her inside of the ring. Meanwhile, on the outside, Candice Blair is grabbing at the heavy chains and trying to untangle whatever is still tangled in with the chamber walls.

Rich Russillo: Back in the ring, Harlow Reichert connects with a knife edge chop onto Kasey!! Kasey responds with a heabutt to the chest of Harlow that forces Reichert back. Harlow then responds with a dropkick down onto Kasey’s knee!! Kasey drops down to one knee, but is then shoved into the corner by Harlow Reichert!! Kasey sits against the bottom turnbuckles as Harlow grabs a hold of the monitor that’s in the ring.. AND HARLOW CHARGES IN AT KASEY BEFORE TOSSING THE MONITOR STRAIGHT INTO KASEY KAOS’ FACE!!! KASEY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S OUT COLD SITTING UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!!

James Peters: And now Harlow Reichert back away from Kasey Kaos as she makes her way over to the opposite corner!! Harlow is setting herself up.. AND CHARGES IN AT KASEY!!! CANNON BALL SENTON BY HARLOW REICHERT CONNECTS!!!

Persephone: Candice is just now getting the heavy chain untied, as she pulls the final bits of it out from the wall! But from behind!! It’s Alexis!! And Alexis hits Candice in the back of the head with a forest, shot!! Alexis clutches at her stomach in pain, still feeling the effects of those mace shots from moments ago. And now Alexis reaches down and grabs the two wooden mace pieces.. AND FORCES THEM INTO THE HAIR OF CANDICE BLAIR!! Those wooden pieces have just gotten stuck and trapped inside of Candice’s hair along with the sticky pink liquid and the barbed wire hair brush!!

Rich Russillo: Alexis now grabs the handle of the hair brush and yanks it hard, as Candice falls back against the metal platform!! Alexis then drags Candice back towards the ring by the handle of the hairbrush. Chambers positions Candice in a seated position against the ring ropes. The Motorcity Goddess now walks over to the heavy chain and picks it up. Chambers now walks back towards the ring, enters, then wraps the chain around Candice’s neck!! AND SHE PULLS BACK ON CANDICE’S HEAD AND NECK FROM INSIDE OF THE RING AS CANDICE’S HEAD IS GETTING PULLED BACK OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!

Persephone: Candice Blair is choking and unable to breathe right now, as Alexis puts her foot on the middle rope to stretch herself even further and apply more pressure on this choking strategy!! Candice looks like she might be fading!! She might be losing too much oxygen.. She might be-

Rich Russillo: It’s Harlow! Harlow has just gotten up and hooked Alexis’ arm from behind!! She pulls Alexis hard as Alexis releases her grip on the metal chain!! And now Harlow Reichert applies pressure onto the back of Alexis’ arm as she brings her down to the canvas of the ring.. Harlow now transitions.. GREAT EXPECTATIONS!!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS LOCKED IN BY HARLOW REICHERT!!!

James Peters: Harlow is about to snap Alexis’ arm!! Alexis is screaming in pain!! She doesn’t know what to do!! She’s stuck in one of the most painful submission holds in all of EAW!! Alexis tries to fight the pain.. BUT SHE TAPS OUT!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS TAPS OUT!!!

Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Alexis Chambers has been eliminated.

Rich Russillo: And then there were three! Candice Blair slowly gets herself up to her feet, as Kasey Kaos is seem doing the same in the corner. Blair finally stands up, then enters the ring while clutching at her throat in pain. Harlow now stands as well as all three Elitists are in the ring with one another, staring at each other, and ready to win this match and walk out as the Specialists Champion.

James Peters: And there they go!! Harlow quickly goes for a forearm shot onto Kasey!! Then another one onto Candice!!! Harlow now grabs at Candice’s wrist as she irish whips her over to the far ropes!! Candice rebounds back.. LEAPING LARIAT BY HARLOW AS SHE TAKES CANDICE DOWN!!

Persephone: Harlow now grabs at Kasey Kaos’ arm and Irish whips Kasey to the corner!! Harlow quickly charges right behind.. BUT A SPIN KICK!! SPIN KICK BY KASEY KAOS CONNECTS AS HARLOW REICHERT TURNS ALL THE WAY AROUND!! Kasey gets from behind Harlow.. KAOS REIGNS!!! KAOS REIGNS IS LOCKED IN!!!

Rich Russillo: Harlow is desperately trying to break out of this submission hold, but Kasey adds even more pressure as she drops down to the canvas of the ring with Harlow still locked in the Kaos Reigns!! Harlow is in tremendous pain!! She’s trying to break herself free!! She’s trying to escape!! But she may just need to tap out!!!

James Peters: NO!! Look!! Harlow with multiple back elbow strike into the body of Kasey Kaos!! She’s fighting with everything she’s got!! And now Harlow does a backwards roll as she has Kasey’s shoulders pinned down to the canvas of the ring!!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREE-

James Peters: KICKOUT BY KASEY KAOS!!!

Persephone: Harlow quickly gets up to her feet. But look! It’s Candice Blair!! She grabs a hold of Harlow’s arm.. AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH AN INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER!!! Harlow hits the canvas hard!!

Rich Russillo: And now look!! Candice grabs at Harlow’s legs!! She’s going for the.. CANDY LOCK!!! THE SPINNING INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK IS LOCKED IN!!! HARLOW IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! AND NO WAY OF BREAKING OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!!!

James Peters: Wait a second Rich!! It’s Kasey Kaos!! Kasey gets from behind Candice.. AND GRABS AT HER HEAD TO LOCK IN THE KAOS REIGNS!!! Harlow is locked in the inverted figure four by Candice, But Candice is locked in the Kaos Reigns!!! Who is going to tap out!! Who is going to quit!!

Persephone: Candice Blair is trying to force Harlow to submit, but while doing that, she is in a submission herself!! We have two submission finishers locked in at the same time and nobody wants to quit!! Harlow has her hand extend out!! She may have gone through too much pain already as her legs must feel as if they are about to snap!! But Candice isn’t looking too good either as she’s finding it hard to breathe in that Kaos Reigns! And now Kasey grabs a hold of the brush stuck in Candice’s hair and pulls back on that as well!! Harlow and Candice in horrible positions right now!! Meanwhile, Kasey is in the safest position since she isn’t trapped in any submission hold!!!

Rich Russillo: WAIT LOOK! ONE OF THE SUBMISSIONS WAS A SUCCESS AS WE HAVE AN ELITIST TAPPING OUT!!!!

Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Candice Blair has been eliminated.

James Peters: Kasey releases her grip on Candice as Harlow’s legs get freed. Kasey slowly works her way up to her feet, as Harlow tries to use the ring ropes to assist herself up. Reichert struggles to stand, but eventually she makes it up to her feet where she looks over and sees Kasey standing right in front of her.

Rich Russillo: Here we go! We are down to the final two participants! Whoever gets the next pin or submission will be the winner of this match and Specialists Champion!

James Peters: These two women hold all of the eliminations in this match with two a piece. The tie breaker comes down to these two. Who will walk out as the champion!?!

Rich Russillo: Harlow takes a step towards Kasey.. AND DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!! That figure four is definitely showing its effects right now, and Kasey takes Harlow down with a powerful headbutt!!

Persephone: Kasey Kaos now walks over to the side of the ring and picks up that metal chain. She walks over to Harlow Reichert who is struggling to get up. Kasey wraps the chain around the neck of Harlow Reichert, then grabs at the end of it. Kaos now dragging Harlow, as Reichert is forced to try and loosen the tightness of the chain around her neck!! Miss Mayhem pulls Reichert over to the corner and puts her in a seated position.

Rich Russillo: What could Kasey have in mind here!?

James Peters: Kasey now climbs up to the top rope with the end of the chain still in her hands. She reaches up and grabs the top of the pod, where she pulls herself up and stands at the top of the pod!! She still has the heavy chain in her hands as Harlow is still seated down in the corner!!

Rich Russillo: AND LOOK!! KASEY BEGINS PULLING THE CHAINS AS HARLOW’S BODY BEGINS TO RISE UP!!! Kasey continues to pull!! More and more, as Harlow’s feet are off of the ground!! HARLOW IS CHOKING WITH THE CHAINS COMPRESSING AGAINST HER THROAT!!! SHE’S LOSING OXYGEN AND MAY JUST PASS OUT!! MEANWHILE, KASEY IS LEANING BACK AND PULLING THOSE CHAINS TO ELEVATE HARLOW EVEN HIGHER AS HARLOW IS HALFWAY UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND DANGLING BY HER HEAD THAT’S WRAPPED BY THOSE CHAINS!!

James Peters: Wait a second!! Harlow hooks her legs around the middle ropes!! Kasey tries to pull even more, but because Harlows legs are hooking the middle ropes, Kasey can’t pull Harlow any higher!! And look!!! Harlow reaches up and grabs the chain!!! AND HARLOW REICHERT TUGS ON THE CHAIN AS KASEY KAOS GETS PULLED FROM THE TOP ROPE, FLIPS IN MID AIR, AND LANDS FLAT ONTO HER BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Harlow also drops down from the corner as lays face down on the canvas trying to get some oxygen back into her body!!!

Rich Russillo: Both of these women are down and in so much pain. Harlow has her eyes locked in on Kasey Kaos. Reichert has fought this entire match without the use of a weapon. She’s shown that she can endure a grueling match like this even as a PURE Wrestler!! She’s fighting her way up to her feet. Using the ring ropes to help her up as Kasey is still down. Harlow grabs the chains around her neck and unwraps them as she finally gives her throat some time to recover!!

Persephone: But look! She can barely stand as she drops down to one knee!! Harlow looks frustrated and knows that she can put this one away if she can fight through all of the pain that she’s been through in this match!! Harlow reaches up and grabs the ropes once more as she gets herself back up into a standing position. She limps and stumbles her way over to Kasey Kaos, barely able to move..

James Peters: And now, Harlow Reichert grabs Kasey and pulls her up to her feet. She pulls her in and walks in front of that monitor inside of the ring.. TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD!!!! FRONT FLIP DESTROYER DOWN ONTO THE MONITOR!!!! KASEY KAOS GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE MONITOR AS THE MONITOR BREAKS INTO NUMEROUS PIECES DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF POWER FROM THAT MOVE!!! Harlow is exhausted and laying right beside Kasey.. She turns over.. AND PLACES HER ARM ONTO THE CHAMPION FOR THE PIN!!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: NO!! FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! SOMEONE JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING AND DISRUPTED THE COUNT!!!

James Peters: IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE!!! ANDREA VALENTINE JUST SNUCK INTO THIS MATCH FROM UNDER THE METAL PLATFORM OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!

Rich Russillo: And now Andrea walks her way over to Harlow Reichert and looks down at her. Harlow turns her head and sees Andrea Valentine. There’s a look of defeat in Harlow’s eyes as she knows that was supposed to be her crowning moment and that Andrea has taken it away from her!! These two have had quite the history, but tonight Andrea plans on ruining Harlow’s chance at becoming Specialists Champion!!

James Peters: Harlow continues to look at Andrea as Andrea smiles down at her. Harlow then drops her head from exhaustion, but soon after, Andrea grabs Harlow and brings her up to her feet!! ATOMIC BLONDE!!! THE STEP UP POISON RANA CONNECTS AS ANDREA SNAPS THE BACK OF HARLOW’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!

Persephone: And now Andrea grabs Kasey Kaos’ arm and pulls it over Harlow’s broken body!!! The referee makes it back into the ring and goes for the count!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Harlow Reichert has been eliminated.

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Cry Little Sister” by Marilyn Manson hits, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Kasey has a huge fan base, but many of Harlow’s fans sound disappointed in the result because their PURE Elitist was screwed out of the victory after going the entire match without a weapon. Kasey remains down on the canvas and barely conscious.)

Bella Braxton: And here’s your winner… AND STILL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… MISS MAYHEM!!! KASEY KAOS!!!!

Rich Russillo: What and ending to an incredible match!! There are a lot of questions regarding Andrea’s inference, but it’s clear to see that the rivalry between both Harlow and Andrea continues to boil!

James Peters: And Kasey ends up retaining the championship! This was an intense match and one that shall be remembered for a long time in this championships history, but I don’t know if Kasey wanted to win quite like that!

Persephone: Who cares, this match is done. Hopefully we can get some Rexy Sexy with Persephy time!

(Kasey Kaos is seen sitting up in the ring as she is handed the EAW Specialists Championship by the referee. She has no idea what happened, but he helps her up to her feet, then raises her hand in the air, before she drops back down from exhaustion and pain. Kasey realizes that she has won, but sees Andrea Valentine standing over the body of Harlow Reichert.)

Rich Russillo: All in all though, this was a terrific performance from every Elitist in this match. We’ll find out more about what’s going to happen between Harlow and Andrea, but for now, let’s just congratulate Kasey for being able to successfully defend the EAW Specialists Championship inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber!!!

(Kasey Kaos is seen down on the ground, breathing heavily with her championship in her arms, as she stares at both Andrea and Harlow. The camera then pans over to Andrea who continues to keep a serious stare down onto Harlow Reichert before the screen eventually fades to black.)

(Road To Redemption would come back from commercial break as a pair of voices were heard backstage)

???: Hey, hey, hey! So hear me out!

???: And me too. :wow:

(The Realm’s Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford walk into an office, holding the Unified Tag Titles on their shoulders)

Harper Lee: Hey Alissa!

(The camera then pans over to Alissa Brady)

Alissa Brady: Now what the hell do you nerds need?

Sierra Bradford: Hey Alissa, you can at least say that back… Anyway, we’ll keep this short for you.

Alissa Brady: Can you get to the point faster can’t you see I’m busy?

Harper Lee: Didn’t you hear that we would keep this short…?

Alissa Brady: THEN TELL ME!

Sierra Bradford: :whoa:

Harper Lee: :whoa:

Sierra Bradford: We can’t get to the point if you keep acting like this.

Harper Lee: Exactly, we need you to be calm. 

Alissa Brady: Just… Fucking… Tell me… 

Sierra Bradford: LANGUAGE!

Alissa Brady: I can easily get out of this building right now so how about you get to the point, Jesus.

Harper Lee: Okay Alissa, are you calm now?

Alissa Brady: I’ll be calm when you finally tell me and stop wasting my time.

Harper Lee: Well… alright then. So we want to ask you to–

Sierra Bradford: WAIT! Harper, she doesn’t seem calm to me, I don’t know what to say.

Alissa Brady: Get to the point already.

Harper Lee: I feel like I should stream this. This must have as many viewers as that stream I did with Bronson Daniels once! What a goat. :goat-1:

Alissa Brady: That would be a very big waste of time, as big of a waste of time as THIS is.

Sierra Bradford: Alright, we’re done playing. So yeah we’ll make this quick…

Harper Lee: We need you to press sexual assault charges on Ronan Malosi!

Sierra Bradford: Yes!

Alissa Brady: Now… Why would I do that?

Harper Lee: Well you know… He’s all ugly…

Sierra Bradford: …And looks like an egg…

Harper Lee: …And should be fired…

Sierra Bradford: …And he likes to hit women….

Harper Lee: …I mean half of the roster does but the point still stands…

Sierra Bradford: …And his steak sucks…

Harper Lee: …And I don’t know what else to really say…

Sierra Bradford …Me neither but I think that’s enough to convince Alissa.

Alissa Brady: You haven’t convinced me of shit.

Harper Lee: LANGUAGE!

Alissa Brady: Sigh.

Harper Lee: Alright if that wasn’t good enough… then how about we remind you of how Ronan acted towards you at Reasonable Doubt?

Sierra Bradford: Yeah, who knows, maybe you would be his next victim!

Alissa Brady: :oh:

Harper Lee: Well?

Alissa Brady: Well… Um… I guess I–

**KNOCK KNOCK**

(The Realm and Alissa Brady look over the door)

???: Girls!!!

(Ronan Malosi reveals himself wearing a casual outfit)

Ronan Malosi: So how are y’all doing on this fine day?

Ronan Malosi: Alissa, you know I love you, right?

Harper Lee: Caught him in the act!

Sierra Bradford: You love to see it!

Ronan Malosi: Caught me in what act? :comeagain:

Sierra Bradford: Sexual…

Harper Lee: …Assault…

Harper Lee: ATTEMPT!

Sierra Bradford: ATTEMPT!

Ronan Malosi: NO! A gentleman like me would NEVER attempt to do such a thing!

Sierra Bradford: Facts say otherwise.

Ronan Malosi: NO! You women are so entitled! This is why I always say sus shit!

Harper Lee: LANGUAGEEEE!!!

Ronan Malosi: Harper shut up before I bust in your shit.

Harper Lee: :mjwhat:

Sierra Bradford: That’s pretty much telling her that you’re going to sexually assault her.

Harper Lee: :francis:

Ronan Malosi: Look, you got the wrong idea, not THAT kind of busting! Just like–

Sierra Bradford: Ronan, that doesn’t matter now. We caught you.

Harper Lee: IN 4K!!!

Sierra Bradford: AND ON STREAM!!!

Alissa Brady: So you girls were actually streaming…?

Ronan Malosi: :wow: So what are you gonna do with that? Exactly! Nothing.

Sierra Bradford: No, we have this short compilation to land you right into prison!

Harper Lee: Yeah, and it honestly wasn’t that hard to do it.

Ronan Malosi: Well I mean, it depends on the difficulty and length.

Harper Lee: :mjwhat:

Sierra Bradford: :mjwhat:

Ronan Malosi: Oh Harper, I know you’ll be trying to pry me off ya…

Harper Lee: …

Sierra Bradford: I think I know what he’s gonna say next…

Ronan Malosi: But nah, that motherfucker staying in!

Sierra Bradford: The only thing staying are these Unified Tag Titles on us.

Harper Lee: Yeah.

Ronan Malosi: We’ll see… Because whatever the hell you may try to do not only will I beat the case but I will also beat you for those titles along with Ryan. Chained Fury forever!

(Sierra and Harper give off a contradicting look as a response, as Ronan Malosi walks out of the office, looking all hyped up)

(Commercial break for the new Hipdot x My Chemical Romance makeup line that was likely a scam due to the fact it never really showed up on the website and sold out in less than four minutes :angry: Jake Smith is seen walking into the Superdome sporting Gerard Way’s trademark red eye shadow and guy liner. Jake smirks into the camera, “I got mine hahahah.”)

(Road to Redemption returns and cuts down to the ringside area. All eleven competitors scheduled to compete in the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal are seen inside the ring.)

(Voltage ring announcer, Bella Braxton, steps forward.)

Bella Braxton: This following match is an EXTREME ENIGMA BATTLE ROYAL and it is for a BONUS OF 100,000 DOLLARS!!!! 

Deadprez: Hello, it’s me, the charismatic color commentator Deadprez from Showdown, ready to commentate the whole return of the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal.

Jake Mercer: I’m the most beautiful specimen in the earth that has ever touched the commentary table, representing Dynasty: Jake Mercer.

Persephone: And I am the wife of Rex McAllister, Persephone representing Voltage as we are going to commentate throughout this whole match together!

Deadprez: This is a tri-branded battle royal with the prize of 100k on the line, I’m sure they are excited for it.

Jake Mercer: It’s also done to honor the career of the one and only, Extreme Enigma.

Persephone: 11 competitors but there can be only 1 winner. And to some idiots who didn’t know how battle royal works, you just throw someone out of the ring and they’re eliminated. The last guy standing in the ring wins 100,000 dollars which is a lot. I could’ve used that money to buy a package for my honeymoon with Rex!

Deadprez: Without further ado, let the match begin!

Jake Mercer: I hope this doesn’t suck.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: Already chaos starting between all competitors as they are all focusing on each other! First of all, there were multiple fights so we need to analyze each brawl inside this match to understand the context behind it. As you can see right now, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, Holly Arrow and Shane Gates are in a brawl of their own, with Kensingten and Holly possibly teaming up to take down the Natural Born Killer. Meanwhile, on the other corner, we are having Dirk Kane attacking Dr. Thomas while The Fallen Angel also joined in the party. On the south side of the ring, Maxwell and Kid Ohio are seen staring at each other as they are ready for a lockup and on the last shot, we see Bashar Jackson attacking The Woogieman while Strawberry Steve is seen lying on the apron!

Persephone: The fact that Strawberry Steve is lying on the apron and nobody eliminated him pissed me off. As you can see right now, Bashar Jackson went with some elbow strikes to The Woogieman but the Woogieman is ducking all of his strikes like Muhammad Ali! He flies like a butterfly and sting like a hot noodle. And Woogieman is seen pushing Bashar Jackson, and Bashar isn’t liking it as when he’s up he quickly tried with an attempt for The Big Boot but the Woogieman ducked, and now Woogieman got him! Woogieman went with a chop and Bashar Jackson is seen grabbing his chest in pain! In the middle of the ring, Maxwell and Kid Ohio are on it!

Deadprez: Maxwell with Knife Edge Chop and Kid Ohio went with some punches before sending him to the ropes, Ohio tried to go for a Jumping DDT but Maxwell ended his attempt, Maxwell instead countered with an uppercut! He threw Ohio the ropes and went with a knee strike attempt but Ohio escaped, he went to Maxwell to send a blow his way but Maxwell lifted him up and he landed on a Flapjack! Maxwell looked at the other competitors in the match as Kensingten and Holly are seen trying their best to eliminate Shane Gates for no reason. Come on, why is this Shane Gates hate train not stopping?

Jake Mercer: Kid Ohio once pointed out that Shane Gates looks homeless, I think I agree.

Persephone: Focusing on these three right now as Kensingten chose to throw Gates to the ropes while Dirk Kane is also doing the same! Dirk Kane threw Dr. Thomas and these two collided! Kensingten who is clueless, ran to Shane Gates but Dirk Kane nailed a Jumping Forearm sending her down and Holly Arrow quickly joined in as she went with a Dropkick on Dirk Kane! Dirk Kane is down and Holly Arrow put him into the corner! The Fallen Angel entered the fight and tried to attack her with a Lariat but she ducked, Roundhouse Kick to The Fallen Angel! He is thrown to Dirk Kane and they are both stuck at the corner! Holly Arrow is damn strong!

Jake Mercer: Did this girl take some steroids or something? Ignoring the questions, Holly Arrow quickly charged to both of them and she went with a Stingers Splash and Dirk Kane is getting sandwiched! She went with a monkey flip on The Fallen Angel and he fell flat on his face! Holly Arrow got up by herself and Dirk attacked her from behind! He went with a headlock on The Diamond Darling so now, let’s get ahead to the Woogieman fight right now! As you can see, Woogieman is easily dominating Bashar Jackson as they are working a boxing match. Bashar’s thugs could be seen down there as they are cheering for their leader, and Woogieman is going with a left hook! Bashar Jakcosn ducked, straight punched to the front but Woogieman managed to escape from it, Woogie with a punch to the back of the ear, it worked! He did a high five with Strawberry Steve? Oh, it’s a tag!

Persephone: This is not a tag match. Are they serious?

Deadprez: They are people who are known for their amazing skits and you ask them if they’re serious? Now, with Bashar lying on the turnbuckle: Strawberry Steve got in the ring and he looked at Woogieman for some time, Woogieman is grabbing him, he is thrown into Bashar and he went with a Cannonball! With minimum efforts, Strawberry Steve throws Bashar to the Woogieman and Woogieman goes with an Angle Slam!!!! Woogieman quickly throws Bashar Jackson out of the ring, is he elimin- NO! Thank god he saved himself as Woogieman’s throw was weak.

Jake Mercer: That guy Strawberry Steve now relaxing on the corn- OH MY GOD! MAXWELL THROWS KID OHIO INTO STRAWBERRY STEVE! Maxwell now, he went to Kid Ohio and went with a Snapmare but Strawberry Steve grabs his right leg, and MAXWELL FELL! Maxwell looked back to see who did it and Strawberry Steve was shaking his head while putting his head in his pockets. Maxwell looked at the nearest guy to him and besides Steve, coincidentally there was Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!  Holly Arrow did throw her to set up a knee strike, Holly ran to her but Maxwell went with a German Suplex on the first lady and Holly ended up striking the ropes instead! The sitting Kid Ohio is seen crawling towards the other sides of the brawl as Holly Arrow and Maxwell looked at each other. They went with a fast lockup, but Maxwell caught her in a headlock but OH, I DON’T THINK ANYBODY REALIZED THIS! BASHAR JACKSON IS WAITING WHILE STANDING ON THE APRON WHILE DR. THOMAS IS WAITING FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE, THEY CHARGES TO BOTH HOLLY AND MAXWELL AND A CAR CRASH CAN BE HEARD AS BASHAR AND DR. THOMAS BOTH WENT WITH A RUNNING ELBOW SMASH!

Deadprez: Bashar Jackson quickly grabs Maxwell and throws him to the ropes, a Lariat is done! Dr. Thomas brought Holly Arrow to a corner and MAXWELL DID A KIP UP AND HE CHARGED TO BASHAR, BASHAR DUCKED AND A SUPERKICK IS DONE! Bashar throws Maxwell to the ropes and he runs, Bashar with a Dropkick but Maxwell stays to the ropes and OHHHHH, LOOK BEHIND YOU MAXWELL! It is Kid Ohio! He quickly went with a chop and he held Maxwell as it felt like Maxwell was sticking with the ropes! Kid Ohio with 1, 2, 3 chops to the chest of The Top Dollar! He finally lets Maxwell go and he is thrown into Bashar Jackson! Bashar grabs Maxwell and lifted him up for a Powerbomb but OH, THE WOOGIEMAN FAST WITH THE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP AND MAXWELL IS FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE, HOWEVER HE MANAGED TO HOLD THE ROPES AND HE PERFECTLY LANDED ON HIS OWN TWO FEET ON THE APRON! The Woogieman thought he was eliminated, The Woogieman got up! Diving Crossbody from Maxwell! HOWEVER, KID OHIO FAST WITH A JUMPING ELBOW DROP ON MAXWELL! They are lying near to each other and OH!

Jake Mercer: A CANADIAN DESTROYER OUT OF NOWHERE FROM HOLLY ARROW SENDING KID OHIO NUTS! OH, KENSINGTEN ALSO JOINED AND ATTACKED HOLLY WITH A BIG BOOT! DIRK KANE GOT IN, KENSINGTEN CHARGED TO HIM, DIRK KANE WITH A JAPANESE ARM DRAG SENDING KENSINGTEN DOWN AND HE THREW HER TO THE TURNBUCKLE! Shane Gates went in and Dirk Kane managed to escape him and he collided with another side of the turnbuckle! The Fallen Angel out of nowhere for a Diving Meteora! Caught by Dirk Kane and he is powerbombed to the other corner! Dr. Thomas is seen waking up on the fourth corner and OH, DIRK KANE WENT WITH A STINGERS SPLASH TO KENSINGTEN, NOW RUNNING TOWARDS SHANE GATES AND AN UPPERCUT WAS DONE AND HE GOES WITH A DROPKICK ON DR. THOMAS!

Persephone: Is he going home with the 100,000 dollars? I don’t know! 

Deadprez: Dirk Kane is the only one seen standing alone here and OH NO!!! Behind him, IT’S STRAWBERRY STEVE!

Jake Mercer: NOT THIS AGAIN!

Deadprez: Dirk Kane is looking at Strawberry Steve right now, confused. He is taunting Steve as he is asked to give him his best hits, STEVE LIFTS UP HIS LEG!

Jake Mercer: NO!

Persephone: Oh god.

Deadprez: DEADLY KICKS TO DIRK KANE, OH GOD!

Jake Mercer: Is this even allowed?

Persephone: Oh, why are you guys acting like that?

Jake Mercer: JESUS, HE WENT FOR ANOTHER ONE! WHAT IS THIS MAN?

Deadprez: I hope that Dirk Kane can win this match because those deadly kicks might cost him his shins! Of course now that we are out of the playing area, Dirk Kane quickly throws Strawberry Steve out but he has one hand on the ropes, he managed to keep balance and he landed on his feet and slapped Dirk Kane! Dirk with an elbow shot and Strawberry Steve ducked, he got in with a spear with the assist of the ropes and Dirk Kane is down! The Fallen Angel has now awakened, he goes with a knee strike but Strawberry Steve escapes, now he goes with a clothesline, Steve ducked again, A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE,…. but he ducks again. Steve is still ducking more, The Fallen Angel with an elbow strike, he ducks again.

Jake Mercer: This is too much power shown from Strawberry Steve. The Fallen Angel is still trying his best to attack, but his attacks are dodged every time. This just seems like a monstrosity to be exact. However, now everyone has woken up! Strawberry Steve looked at The Fallen Angel and both of them are nodding at each other, Strawberry Steve and The Fallen Angel versus the world! Maxwell, Kensingten and Holly Arrow move to attack The Fallen Angel as he is seen ready for what is coming, while Strawberry Steve is being attacked by Shane Gates and Bashar Jackson! Holly changed her target as she started attacking Kensingten Calhoun-Astor while Maxwell continued brawling with The Fallen Angel!

Persephone: We are getting a brawl every 5 minutes now?

Deadprez: Most likely, but now, as you can see: The dominators in this match are specified and they are Holly, Maxwell, Shane Gates, Bashar Jackson and Kid Ohio! Wait, where is Kid Ohio actually? Nobody really saw him so I’m guessing that he’s eliminated but the announcer didn’t say anything so I’m assuming that he’s just staying on the apron right now but if you divide the wrestling ring into 4 parts, you can see different domination in each side.

Jake Mercer: However, I think all the people dominating are having a staredown right now while their opponents lie down on the corner, another brawl is about to take off! Holly Arrow and Maxwell are having a normal brawl while Shane Gates is seen dominating Bashar Jackson in the meantime! Shane Gates threw Bashar Jackson and boom, he collided with Kensingten Calhoun-Astor! Meanwhile Maxwell is seen chopping Holly Arrow but she is asking for more chops, Maxwell went with a headlock but she escaped immediately and countered with a Russian Leg Sweep! Now, Holly Arrow’s eyes meet with Shane Gates’.

Deadprez: I believe this will be a callback to their encounter before, this must be a flashback for both of them, as they are going to go at it! Holly Arrow quickly rushed with a Lariat, Shane Gates ducked and a German Suplex was done but Holly Arrow managed to stand on her own, Shane Gates got up, dropkick to him! However, he did a kip up and he’s standing again! He quickly tried to attack Arrow with a Lariat from behind but apparently she has a third eye! She ducked and ran backwards to the ropes, she got Shane Gates! Hurricanrana! OH, SHANE GATES DIDN’T LAND ON HIS BACK BUT RATHER ON HIS FEET, HE IS STANDING UP AND HE RAN TO THE CORNER! 

Persephone: W-Oh!

Jake Mercer: KID OHIO WITH A PICTURE PERFECT KICK OUT OF NOWHERE, ENDING SHANE GATES’ MOVES!!!!! THE SUPERKICK! So all this time, he was resting on the apron and now that he got his energy back, he is literally unstoppable. He sees Holly Arrow and they have a lockup, but Holly pushed him to the ropes but he jumped off it?! What is he thinking of doing! He is standing on the apron right now, thinking that he is going to do a high flying move but OH AGAIN, STRAWBERRY STEVE WITH HIS HAND HOLDING OHIO’S LEGS!

Deadprez: This looks like an attempt to eliminate Perfection Personified! Holly Arrow with a perfect Roundhouse Kick to send him off but he holds on to the ropes, he kicks Strawberry Steve’s face and his GLASSES ARE BROKEN! Kid Ohio jumped back into the ring as Holly Arrow charged towards him for another Hurricanrana, he caught her, he went with a Powerb- HOLLY ARROW WITH THE DIAMOND DESTROYER!!!!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER! OH WAIT, WOOGIEMAN RAN TO HER! WOOGIEMAN! WOOGIEMAN!

Jake Mercer: WOOGIEMAN WITH A FAST RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP TO HOLLY ARROW! He is waiting on the corner, Holly Arrow got up, A SP- OH HOLLY ARROW GOT OUT OF THE WAY AND WOOGIEMAN ACCIDENTALLY SPEARED DIRK KANE!!!! Dirk Kane has just been dead 5 minutes ago and he’s probably dead again! Woogieman looked back at Holly as she went with a Diving Knee Strike but the Woogieman escaped! Holly ran to the Woogieman but he caught her and a SPINEBUSTER!!!!

Deadprez: WOOGIEMAN IS READY FOR IT! THE BUILDUP!

Persephone: Oh no… this looks long, too long!

Jake Mercer: He goes to the ropes, here it comes, THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!!!!!!

Deadprez: HOLY STEVE, THAT WAS BRUTAL! Right now, Woogieman is seen celebrating already as the crowd here are cheering for him a lot. The Woogieman is showing his normal Bring It Pose, but behind him! Dr. Thomas appeared out of nowhere! I forgot that he was a competitor in this match. Literally, I did. No offense to him. HEADBUTT TO THE WOOGIEMAN AND THE WOOGIEMAN SHOWS A THUMBS UP BEFORE DYING! Now, Dr. Thomas is seen cheering for himself without focusing on anyone in this match! He is seen posing in front of everyone as he is holding to the ropes, look behind you! THE FALLEN ANGEL LIFTED HIM UP FROM THE BACK! He is going for a Burning Hamm- He throws but Dr. Thomas managed to stay up! He managed to stand up by his own feet, he quickly got The Fallen Angel on a headlock!

Jake Mercer: The Fallen Angel with some hits to his guts, he is trying to control but Dr. Thomas is resisting hard! The Fallen Angel tried to throw Dr. Thomas to the ropes but the opposite happened instead, as Thomas sent Angel to the roles, Dr. Thomas quick with a Big Boot! Now, he is seen showing a thumbs up, and he moves his finger and it’s now a thumbs down.

Persephone: He only looked like a 14 year old bully. I don’t see anything intimidating.

Jake Mercer: As he is so focused on that, he forgot about the thing that matters again. This man kept forgetting that he’s in the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal, go eliminate someone or something! HOWEVER, LIKE ALWAYS HE NEEDS TO LOOK BEHIND BECAUSE-

Deadprez: STRAWBERRY STEVE IS ON THE HOUSE BABY! With the broken glasses, he has lost himself and his emotion is having the best of him! Steve with multiple elbows to the face of Dr. Thomas but it looks like Steve isn’t stopping anytime soon! Steve, who is quick with his reflexes, attacked him on the ropes as Thomas didn’t get a chance to counter at all! He threw Thomas to the ropes, the Slingblade was done! Maxwell is up, though and Steve was hit with a Lariat, but he did a kip up and he stared at Maxwell, dead in the eye. This doesn’t look good for Maxwell! HOWEVER, KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR JOINED IN THE FIGHT AS SHE FINALLY RECOVERED! Steve is attacked from behind! She’s good from behind. It looks like Shane Gates is up too. Maxwell looked at Kensingten and they both nodded, a Tag Team Clothesline from both of them, Shane Gates ducked and he went with a JAPANESE ARM DRAG TO BOTH OF THEM AND THEY BOTH WENT FLYING!

Jake Mercer: Shane Gates grabbed Maxwell and threw him to the corner but Maxwell got him instead, Shane Gates is seen running to the ropes and Maxwell with an attempt of eliminating him but he managed to stand on the apron and an elbow shot is sent to Maxwell! Shane Gates went to the top rope but Maxwell jumped right to him and attacked him with a couple of punches. MAXWELL IS SETTING UP A SUPERPLEX! OH, KENSINGTEN ALSO WENT THERE, READY TO POWERBOMB MAXWELL AND HERE COMES THE POWERBOMB FROM THE FIRST LADY, MAXWELL ALSO WITH HIS SUPLEX TO SHANE GATES! THE TOWER OF DOOM SPOT?

Persephone: I guess so! Dirk Kane ran into the ring as everyone is mostly down, he laughs by himself as he puts his hands in the air, he looked at Kensingten and he is showing his middle fingers and-

Deadprez: KID OHIO WITH THAT PICTURE PERFECT KICK ON HIS FACE!!!!!!! KID OHIO QUICKLY THROWS HIM OUT, THIS IS OUR FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH!!!! DIRK KANE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: The fact that Kid Ohio was the first one to do an elimination shows his determination to win. Even when he stated that he doesn’t care if he loses, he wants this to go to himself. He has been showing pure appreciation for last year’s winner, Justin Windgate! Dr. Thomas enters the ring trying to attack Kid Ohio but Holly Arrow comes in and SHE WENT WITH HER FINISHER! SWEET 16, THE RIPCORD SPINNING BACK ELBOW AND SHE THROWS DR. THOMAS OUTSIDE! NO! There is only like 1 representative left for Dynasty and that is The Fallen Angel!!! He better not waste his chances this time, he needs to win this match, like it or not because the red brand deserves this!

Deadprez: Good job from Kid Ohio, showing everyone why Showdown is the A show!

Persephone: And good job to Holly Arrow. Even if she looks like a drunk magician, she managed to make Voltage look good!

Deadprez: Kid Ohio and Holly Arrow quickly locked themselves back into a lockup, Ohio got the domination, he threw her to the ropes and attacked her with a Jumping Forearm Smash! Holly Arrow with a Kip Up and she goes with a quick Enzuigiri! Ohio bounced to the ropes and he is running while Holly runs from the other side, WAIT, WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Jake Mercer: IT LOOKS LIKE STRAWBERRY STEVE THREW THE WOOGIEMAN IN THE MIDDLE AND NOW HE’S CRUSHED! The Woogieman woke up after that?! Look at that physique from The Woogieman himself.

Persephone: I think he’s dizzy.

Woogieman: (off-mic) WHY IS THE WOOGIEMAN SEEING ANGELS ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS, KID OH-

Deadprez: DOUBLE SUPERKICK FROM BOTH HOLLY ARROW AND KID OHIO, THEY BOTH CLOTHESLINED THE WOOGIEMAN OUT OF THE MATCH!!!!! 

Jake Mercer: Obviously, the camera right now pans to Strawberry Steve as he is seen shaking his head. He is trying to hold his laughter, WAIT-

Deadprez: BASHAR JACKSON COMING IN HOT AS HE QUICKLY COLLIDED WITH STEVE WHO IS STANDING BESIDES THE ROPES AND STEVE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! STEVE IS OUT TOO! The Woogieman is currently laughing at how stupid that was and Strawberry Steve quickly chased after him. They both circled around the ring as they are having an amazing movie scene right now! They ran so fast, nobody is focusing on the people in the battle royal right now!

Persephone: They even ran to the backstage area. I hope I’ll never see them again. As you can see, Bashar Jackson is dominating right now and oh, his thugs are coming down to the ring.

Deadprez: Why are they here all of a sudden? I don’t really get this because they ain’t getting into that ring. Now, Bashar Jackson is seen grabbing Maxwell’s legs as he is locking in a Boston Crab!!! However, while he’s doing so, he also moves towards Shane Gates, what is he trying to do? OH GOD, BASHAR JACKSON JUST LOCKED BOTH WRESTLERS IN A SUBMISSION AS MAXWELL’S LEGS ARE LOCKED IN A BOSTON CRAB AND SHANE GATES IS LOCKED IN A CAMEL CLUTCH. Maxwell’s legs are on top of Shane Gates’ so both of them can’t really move. Kid Ohio and Holly Arrow are discussing their eliminations of the two guys and they even did a high five? Guys, this is wrestling, not school. I guess Kensingten knew that from the start as she quickly attacked both of them from behind!

Persephone: Wait, you do high fives at school?

Deadprez: Yes.

Persephone: Why?

Deadprez: Because I have friends to do it with me.

Jake Mercer: Kensingten Calhoun-Astor got an idea as she puts Kid Ohio on the turnbuckle and she made sure Holly Arrow stood up again, A GERMAN SUPLEX TO HOLLY ARROW AND HER HEAD LANDED ON KID OHIO, DAMAGING HIS CHEST!

Persephone: I guess she really gave him head.

Deadprez: ….. Let’s move on. Kensingten quickly with an attempt to eliminate Holly but she managed to escape and instead she throws Kensingten to the ropes and The Steel Magnolia of Elite Answers Wrestling destroyed her with a big boot sending her down! She quickly ran and did a Cannonball to Kid Ohio, and she went with a Snapmare and a kick to the back of his head! Kensingten Calhoun-Astor finally posed in as she managed to dominate the whole match but LOOK BEHIND YOU, KENSINGTEN! THE FALLEN ANGEL IS BACK! CROSSBODY TO KENSINGTEN! He is back with his own vibes, after some minutes recovering. 

Jake Mercer: We finally go back to Bashar Jackson who is seen obliterating both Maxwell and Shane Gates and it looks like Maxwell is counting using his fingers. ONE, TWO, THREE MAXWELL WITH AN ELBOW SHOT TO THE BACK OF HIS EAR AND…. BASHAR JACKSON IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!

Persephone: We need to do some steroid tests, I have a bad feeling about this.

Deadprez: Bashar is now lying dead on the ring and Shane Gates finally got out of the submission and he holds the ropes to stay alive but it doesn’t look good for him because The Fallen Angel quickly attacked him with a knee to his head! The Fallen Angel looked at Bashar Jackson, he grabbed him and quickly throws him to the outside as the lifeless body of Bashar Jackson goes flying and-

Persephone: Oh, that’s why his thugs are there.

Jake Mercer: Bashar Jackson is still in this match! The thugs are carrying him right now as they are trying to find somewhere safe that they could put him in. They figured out that the first row has Kid Ohio struggling on a corner, the second row just has Maxwell who is now full of energy while the third one is where The Fallen Angel is seen asking them to put Bashar Jackson in! THE FOURTH ROW IS EMPTY, THEY COULD USE THIS AND THEY DID! THEY THREW BASHAR ON THE TOP ROPE AND OH….. He landed on his Jacksons, that’s a low blow out of nowhere! The thugs were in shock and The Fallen Angel quickly got on the top rope and he headbutted Bashar Jackson, but Bashar Jackson still got him good with an elbow shot! They went with a war of elbows until Maxwell ran in and he dropkicked The Fallen Angel and The Fallen Angel accidentally moved to the front, giving Bashar Jackson a worse headbutt and Bashar fell and his thugs got his back again! This is boring!

Persephone: I think this is a pretty much smart strategy from Bashar Jackson right here!

Deadprez: The thugs throw him this time on the ropes and he finally is helped well as he managed to stand up. At least there is progress here for him. Bashar with full dizziness walked into the ring and oh lord, Kid Ohio is awake again. You know the history between the two, Bashar beats Ohio in his debut match and Ohio kept trying to find redemption for himself and it looks like this is the moment as Ohio prepared himself for Bashar. Bashar entered the ring and they both had a staredown! They both locked up and this time, Ohio got the better results as he attcked Bashar with a Kinfe Edge Chop! Bashar bounced to the ropes and went with a clothesline and Kid Ohio ducked. Kid Ohio quickly went to him with a Monkey Flip. Kid Ohio quickly hypes up the crowd and he pulled The Heart Stopper! 1 elbow! 2 elbow! 3 elbow! 4 elbow! Five, six, seven and the last one, EIGHT ELBOWS TO BASHAR JACKSON’S CHEST. As Maxwell is seen trading shot with The Fallen Angel on the top turnbuckle, Bashar Jackson is getting obliterated by Kid Ohio right now!

Jake Mercer: Kid Ohio prepared himself in the corner as he is ready for his finisher. He is trying his best to maintain this great performance, Bashar Jackson is up on one knee, LE GRANDIOSE, THE FAMOUSER TO BASHAR JACKSON BUT HE CAUGHT HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!

Persephone: Kid Ohio can be out immediately, Bashar trying to throw him out! The thugs are celebrating right now as they are singing “Goodbye, Kid Ohio!” in a synced rythm that only some choir groups can pull off. Here it comes! 

Deadprez: Bashar Jackson with the Powerbomb throwing Kid Oh- KID OHIO COUNTERED WITH A HURRICANRANA NEAR THE ROPES AND BASHAR JACKSON DID FROG SPLASH TO THE FLOOR AS HIS FACE LANDED HARD! KID OHIO WITH 2 ELIMINATIONS SO FAR! So right now we have Kid Ohio with 2 eliminations, Holly Arrow with 2, Bashar Jackson with 1 and I think we can award the elimination of The Woogieman to both Hplly and Ohio which makes Ohio’s eliminations 3 and Holly’s elimination 2. Great performance shown by both of them. Kid Ohio is seen laughing at Bashar Jackson as Bashar is asking his thugs to go after him. All 3 of them ran to him as they tried to drag him down but Ohio managed to get all of them one by one as their faces met his kick!

Jake Mercer: However, Kid Ohio saw something coming out at him and he quickly got back into the ring, The Fallen Angel was powerbombed to the apron by Maxwell on the top rope and he landed with a lot of damage to his back! He is grabbing it in pain. One of his leg is almost on the outside. He needs to try his best to stay in this match because he is the last member from Dynasty involved in this match. Shane Gates is up as Kid Ohio saw an opportunity, he ran to him and went for a Stingers Splash and Shane Gates caught him with an Uranage Slam! Shane Gates quickly got him up again and Ohio is destroyed by an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex sending him to the turnbuckle! Shane Gates is shaking the ropes right now, looking furious as ever as he is looking so intimidating and MAXWELL QUICKLY THROWS HIM OUT! SHANE GATES IS OUT OF THE MATCH, THANKS TO MAXWELL, OH HOLLY ARROW ALSO THREW MAXWELL!

Persephone: ….Don’t worry, Maxwell fans! He is still in this! WAIT-

Deadprez: AS MAXWELL MANAGED TO STAY ON THE APRON, THE FALLEN ANGEL OUT OF NOWHERE GOT HOLLY ARROW ALSO OUT OF THE RING! MAXWELL WAS SAVED AND INSTEAD HOLLY ARROW SURVIVED! THE FALLEN ANGEL DID AN ELIMINATION! He is Dynasty’s last hope because he is the only Dynasty competitor left in this match! However, same goes to Voltage as only Kensingten Calhoun-Astor is remaining! SHOWDOWN POWER! This is pure domination from the blue bloods and The Fallen Angel is showing his own power as the sole survivor. Here we have the last four, as Kid Ohio stands up in a corner, Kensingten on the north side of the ring while Maxwell came in south and The Fallen Angel is in the middle. Look at this spectacle.

Jake Mercer: This is a moment all of you have been waiting for. I am sure right now, Extreme Enigma chants are going off the roof as we remembered a legend.

Persephone: I need to give credits when credits due, all 4 of the competitors in this current time have worked their asses off just for this moment.

Jake Mercer: This is the last moments you’ll witnessed as they will try to eliminate each other as fast as possible as you can see Maxwell fighting off The Fallen Angel while Kid Ohio meets an energized Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and it looks like The First Lady is dominating, she went with a Corner Dropkick and that sent Kid Ohio down but Maxwell grabbed her and threw her to The Fallen Angel and Kensingten accidentally did a Crossbody to The Fallen Angel! Maxwell is the only guy standing right now as he quickly goes to the top rope and Kensingten is on top of The Fallen Angel, MAXWELL WITH THAT ELBOW DROP TO BOTH OF THEM! Deadprez, can we get an update on the eliminations count right now?

Deadprez: Kid Ohio is still leading with 3 eliminations, Maxwell just did his elimination which gives him 1 elimination, same goes to The Fallen Angel while Kensingten Calhoun-Astor still has no eliminations done. Maxwell now grabs The Firts Lady and he throws her to the turnbuckle, he also did the same to The Fallen Angel. He grabs Kid Ohio who was already on a corner, he throws him to the ropes and he did an European Uppercut! He ran to Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and he handled her with a knee strike! He quickly grabbed a hold and he throws her to The Fallen Angel with a Powerbomb! They both collided and Maxwell got them in position! A double bulldog and all 3 wrestlers are on top of each other. He walked past the top rope and now he is up there. He showed one finger, not the middle one to the air and said that this will be his win and he’ll do it in the name of Extreme Enigma. MAXWELL WITH A SWANTON BOMB ON ALL THREE OF THEM! Maxwell quickly went to the top rope again.

Jake Mercer: However, I believe this time he will fail. He is posing too much as he is waiting for all 3 wrestlers to get up, we are waiting for some minutes now. Kensingten, Ohio and The Fallen Angel are up now! DIVING CROSSBOD-

Persephone: Oh no, rest in peace!

Deadprez: THEY CAUGHT MAXWELL, ALL 3 OF THEM WORKED TOGETHER AND HE IS THROWN TO THE OUTSIDE! WITHOUT WAITING, KENSINGTEN QUICKLY GRABBED A HOLD OF THE FALLEN ANGEL AND HE’S OUT! DYNASTY HAS LOST ALL OF THEIR COMPETITORS AND OH, NOW KID OHIO ELIMINATED KENSINGTEN! SHE IS OUT! KID OHIO DID IT! Wait…. Why isn’t the bell ringing? He already w-

Jake Mercer: MAXWELL JUMPED FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HE QUICKLY DELIVERS A LARIAT AND KID OHIO IS OUT OF THIS MATCH! MAXWELL WINS! MAXWELL WINS!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner, and the second ever winner of the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal, MAXWELL!!!!!!

Deadprez: Can someone explain to me what happened?

Jake Mercer: It looks like Maxwell did get thrown to the outside. However, he managed to land on the steps! So, during the last sequence, he only waited for the moment and he quickly jumped from the turnbuckle into the ring and eliminated Kid Ohio.

Persephone: I must say, that was a very smart move.

Deadprez: He managed to think outside of the box and it gave him this win. 

Persephone: I don’t think Ohio will take this loss too well.

Jake Mercer: I mean, he did say he doesn’t care if he loses and look at him down there.

Deadprez: All and all, let’s say congratulations to the winner of The Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal, Maxwell!

(As Maxwell is seen getting his hand raised by the referee, Kid Ohio is seen sitting outside, nodding while also clapping, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor looked at Maxwell in disgust while The Fallen Angel is just shaking his head right now. Maxwell posed on the top rope as this might be the biggest moment of his career.)

(Road to Redemption fades to commercial break.)

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(The camera pans to show Gina Romano stood in the center of the ring with an EAW branded mic in hand.)

Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Gina Romano: And is for the Interwire Championship!

(“Smoke and Drive” by Mike Posner Ft. Big Sean, Donnis, & Jackie Chain blasts throughout the Superdome and Justin Windgate comes out to a massive pop from the socially distanced fans who are not shy in voicing their love for the focused Windgate.)

Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds…HE IS THE XTREME CLASSIC…JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Here he is! Justin Windgate, someone who was a bit of a surprise edition but a welcome one at that to this match as he cashed in his 24/7 Contract after winning it from Jon Kelton at Road to Redemption! Tonight, Justin Windgate aims to make sure he didn’t cash in that contract for nothing.

Gavin Kirkland: If you ask me, this was dumb on behalf of Windgate. I mean, why give up your advantage with the 24/7 Contract and let your opponents know ahead of time you’re cashing in? It just isn’t logical if you ask me.

Eve: Well, that’s not the type of guy Justin Windgate is. He doesn’t wanna win that Interwire Title by a fluke, or through some shenanigans. He wants to win that title fair and square and prove that he is the best out of these three. Something that is more respectable than stupid if you ask me.

(“Smoke and Drive” begins to fade out as Windgate settles into the corner waiting for his next opponent which turns out to be James Ranger as “Raise Up The Lights” by Pentakill plays over the PA system and James Ranger meets a positive reaction much like Windgate. James is accompanied by his wife who discusses strategy with James before the two exchange a kiss and she heads to the back as James continues his stride to the ring.)

Gina Romano: And his opponent! Hailing from London, England, weighing at 243 pounds…HE IS THE BLACK MAMBA….JAMES RANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: There is James Ranger! Someone who has had his doubters as of late on if he truly belongs in this match even after earning his opportunity in that triple threat ladder match against Bronson Daniels and SKA. James Ranger has met some bad luck lately after Road to Redemption in losses to people like Kid Ohio, and Justin Windgate. But recently, Ranger was able to turn the momentum around after scoring a win over our Showdown General Manager Ryan Wilson thanks to a little assistance from The Realm who would neutralize the threat of Ronan Malosi on the outside.

Deadprez: Tonight, James Ranger looks to keep the momentum going! And he looks to prove all the doubters wrong as Ranger will tell you himself that the only thing the doubters do is fuel him on to be a better competitor inbetween those ropes! I believe that tonight we could be looking at our new Interwire Champion in James Ranger.

(Ranger slips off his vest and both him and Windgate turn their attention to the stage area as they await their final opponent in Consuela Rose Ava as “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes replaces “Raise Up The Lights.” Consuela makes her way onto the stage and wastes no time in raising her Interwire Title in the air which gets a huge ovation from fans who seem to be very split between all three of these competitors who they are behind.)

Gina Romano: And their opponent! Hailing from Frias, Spain, weighing in at 120 pounds…SHE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…THE PERFECTIONIST….CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!!!!!

Eve: You talk about possibly seeing a new champion in James Ranger but I beg to differ as taking that title off of Consuela is going to be easier said than done who has reigned with Interwire Title for 237 days and counting! She has taken on all challengers and conquered them all, if she conquers Windgate and Ranger tonight, is there anyone that can truly stop her historic reign as champion so far?

Gavin Kirkland: I hope not cause I love seeing Consuela Rose Ava out here weekly. :mjlit:

Deadprez: I bet you do. But let’s not forget, tonight is sort of a full circle moment for Consuela Rose Ava because she won her title through the 24/7 Contract and can you imagine if she was to lose it due to the 24/7 Contract? I’d imagine it’d be sort of heartbreaking for Consuela as this reign she’s been building up to break the record for longest reigning Interwire Championship would go up in smoke. But nonetheless, Consuela claims that she refuses to lose tonight and with her determination, I can’t help but believe her.

(All competitors settle in their respective corners as Consuela Rose Ava gives her title a long glance before handing it over to the referee who raises the title in the air and soon signals for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: There’s the bell and this one is underway! Each competitor has begun circling each other, no one really looking to make a move. BEFORE JUSTIN WINDGATE FIRES THE FIRST SHOT OFF WITH A SUPERKICK THAT SENDS JAMES RANGER OUT OF THE RING! And James Ranger seems out of it as now it’s down to two in Justin Windgate and Consuela Rose Ava. ONCE AGAIN, WINDGATE LOOKS TO FIRE OFF WITH A SUPERKICK BUT CONSUELA HAS IT SCOUTED AND CATCHES THE FOOT! ‘SUELA TURNS WINDGATE AROUND AND LOOKS TO BRING WINDGATE UP WITH A BACK SUPLEX! BUT WINDGATE USES HIS ATHLETICISM TO FLIP OUT OF THE BACK AND HE PLANTS CONSUELA DOWN WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Eve: Windgate starting off hot, as he rebounds off the ropes to drive the leg down across the throat of Consuela Rose Ava with a jumping leg drop! Windgate shoots for the cover!

ONNNNEEEEEE-

Eve: CONSUELA KICKS OUT! Windgate couldn’t have thought that was gonna finish the job, as Consuela is back up to her feet! Windgate whips her off the ropes, BUT CONSUELA COMES BACK WITH A HURRICANRANA! That one certainly caught Windgate off guard! But now Consuela looks to size up Justin who managed to retreat to the corner! CONSUELA CHARGES IN FOR A DROPKICK THAT CAUSES WINDGATE TO CRUMBLE DOWN IN THE CORNER! CONSUELA CHARGES OFF THE ROPES FOR A RUNNING FACEWASH- BUT JAMES RANGER INSERTS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH AND CLOTHESLINES CONSUELA OUT OF THE RING!

Gavin Kirkland: Now why did he have to go do that?! BOO! Consuela may be hurt though, let me go-

Eve: Sit down, bozo.

Gavin Kirkland: :noah:

Deadprez: In the ring, WINDGATE LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A JAMES RANGER WITH HIS BACK TURNED AND HE ROLLS HIM UP BUT RANGER IMMEDIATELY KICKS OUT OF IT AND CATCHES WINDGATE BEHIND THE EAR WITH A RUNNING ENZIGURI THAT STAGGERS JUSTIN BACK! Ranger takes advantage by taking Windgate down with a northern lights suplex with a bridge! REFEREE GETS INTO POSITION!

ONNNEEEEEEEE-

Deadprez: WINDGATE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Once again, another early pinfall! But that is because these competitors understand that time is of the essence and they won’t have this isolated one-on-one format forever before Consuela recovers. But now James is attempting to bring Justin back to his feet who seems pretty rocked! BUT WINDGATE LOOKS TO HAVE BEEN PLAYING A BIT OF POSSUM WITH JAMES AND HE JACKS THE JAW BY COMING DOWN WITH A SITOUT JAWBREAKER ON RANGER!

Eve: Ranger realizes the control could be shifting and looks to create a bit of space by regrouping on the apron! Windgate is in tow, but he eats James’ shoulder in the midsection which causes Windgate to hunch over long enough for Ranger to leap over the top rope and roll Windgate up into a sunset flip! REFEREE INTO POSITION!

ONNNEEEEEEEEE!!

TW-

Gavin Kirkland: YES!!! CONSUELA INSERTS HERSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH WITH A PENALTY KICK THAT HITS RANGER SQUARE IN THE FACE, BREAKING UP THE PINFALL! Ranger rolls out of the ring after this and Consuela follows! And Ranger is thrown BACK-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!

Eve: It looks like they’re coming over to our announcers table, AND CONSUELA SLAMS RANGER DOWN FACE-FIRST ONTO OUR COVER! Consuela sends a dazed Ranger back into the ring while she climbs up on the top turnbuckle! Ranger has no idea what awaits him as he turns around for A FLYING CROSSBODY FROM CONSUELA! Beautiful crossbody and Consuela now turns her attention to Justin Windgate, who has begun getting back to his feet! CONSUELA LOOKING TO KNOCK HIM BACK DOWN THOUGH, WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! It doesn’t keep Windgate down really, as he springs back up to his feet! BUT CONSUELA MEETS HIM WITH A SCORPION KICK THAT HAS WINDGATE REELING! Consuela looks to follow up with a jumping snapmare, BUT WINDGATE PUSHES CONSUELA OFF AND SENDS HER INTO RANGER WHO HAD A LEAPING KNEE WAITING FOR HER!

Deadprez: AND CONSUELA COMES CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM JAMES! Excellent teamwork by Windgate and Ranger even if it may have been unintentional! And now both Windgate and Ranger are putting the boots to Consuela in the corner! There are no friends in a triple threat, however, AND RANGER IS GONNA LEARN THAT THE HARD WAY AS WINDGATE TURNS HIM AROUND FOR A PUNCH! BUT RANGER ANTICIPATED IT AND BLOCKS IT, TO COME BACK WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN THAT SENDS WINDGATE BACK! RANGER COMING BACK WITH ANOTHER PUNCH OF HIS OWN! WINDGATE ANSWERS BACK WITH A HAYMAKE- RANGER DUCKS UNDER AND THIS TIME CATCHES WINDGATE WITH A HUGE CROSS CHOP THAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE SUPERDOME!

Gavin Kirkland: Ranger delivers a strong kick to the gut! AND WINDGATE IS SPIKED ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A DDT! BUT CONSUELA IS BACK INTO THE FRAY AS SHE BEGINS PUMMELING JAMES RANGER WITH PUNCHES BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! Ranger is able to push the champion off of him, but it only buys Ranger a few moments of separation! Consuela is back and with a vengeance! SHE TRAPS THE ARM OF RANGER AND BRINGS DOWN BACK FIRST ONTO HER KNEE WITH A SIDESLAM!

Eve: BUT CONSUELA TRANSITIONS IT OVER INTO A CHOKEHOLD! AND SHE IS ABLE TO GET THE LEGS FULLY WRAPPED AROUND THE WAIST OF JAMES WHO TRULY HAS NOWHERE TO GO NOW! AS THE TENSION ON THAT CHOKE HOLD ONLY BECOMES DEEPER AND DEEPER! James Ranger is drifting off to sleep!

Deadprez: HEADS UP, CONSUELA!

Eve: WINDGATE CHARGES IN AND BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION! And now Windgate focuses his attention on Consuela, who he begins reigning strikes down upon. Before officially bringing Consuela back down to Earth with a swinging neckbreaker! Justin Windgate is firmly in control after Consuela took out James Ranger temporarily. And Windgate looks for a pin!

ONNNEEEEEEE!

TW-

Eve: CONSUELA MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Windgate has to keep pushing forward on Consuela and it seems like that’s what he’s going to do as Windgate has posted into the corner. He’s lining up Consuela who makes it to one knee, BEFORE WINDGATE ATTEMPTS A SUPERKICK! CONSUELA IS ABLE TO EVADE IT THOUGH! CONSUELA POPS TO HER FEET AND JUSTIN IS SENT FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AFTER A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM CONSUELA! Justin is clearly stunned and Consuela wants to take this opportunity for a suicide dive! CONSUELA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES!

Deadprez: CONSUELA IS CUT OFF ONCE JAMES RANGER PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING! And they two are trading blows back-and-forth! BUT THESE TWO DON’T REALIZE JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES AND WIPES THEM OUT WITH A RUNNING SENTON OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND THE ADRENALINE IS COURSING THROUGH THE VEINS OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! Windgate attempts to reap the benefits off his dive and he rolls James Ranger into the ring! Windgate climbing to the top rope! And now he brings both hands up to the mouth to imitate the joints! WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING UP NEXT! X-FACTOR!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!

Eve: OR SO WE THOUGHT! CONSUELA CROTCHES WINDGATE ON THE TURNBUCKLE FROM THE APRON! Undoubtedly saving her championship right then and there. And Consuela brings herself to the top rope alongside the still crouched Justin Windgate. Consuela looks to be attempting something bi- RANGER RECOVERS AND DELIVERS BLOWS TO THE BACK OF AVA! Ranger looks to bring her down from the top rope but Consuela kicks him hard in the face! Consuela turns her attention back to Windgate, AND CONSUELA BRINGS WINDGATE DOWN WITH A TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA WHERE A STILL AIRBORNE WINDGATE COLLIDES WITH RANGER! Innovative by Consuela, two for the price of one there!

Gavin Kirkland: Ranger rolls out of the ring and Consuela has Windgate all to herself as she hooks the leg for the cover!

ONNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THR-

Gavin Kirkland: WINDGATE KICKS OUT!! And Consuela brings Windgate back to his feet. Kick to the gut! CONSUELA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES- BUT WHATEVER SHE WAS GOING FOR GETS STOPPED BY WINDGATE WHO BRINGS HER DOWN WITH A HIP TOSS! Consuela is back up, however! WINDGATE ANSWERS HER AGAIN WITH A SNAPMARE! CHARGE OFF THE ROPES, AND WINDGATE DRIVES THE KNEE INTO THE FACE OF A SEATED CONSUELA!

Eve: LOOK! RANGER IS BACK AND HE BLINDSIDES WINDGATE WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK THAT SENDS HIM TO OUTSIDE! Ranger now takes advantage of an isolated Consuela! HE HOOKS HER UP AND CONSUELA IS DRIVEN BACK FIRST ONTO THE KNEE OF JAMES RANGER! DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS! And Ranger is signaling for the beginning of the end. Consuela is brought back to her feet. SUNSET FINISH!!!! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!!

Deadprez: NO! CONSUELA BREAKS OUT OF IT AND BRINGS JAMES DOWN WITH THE SUELA LOCK! CONSUELA IS FIGHTING TO LOCK IT IN BUT JAMES IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET OUT OF IT BEFORE CONSUELA CAN WRAP HER HANDS AROUND HIS FACE!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT CONSUELA IS CLOBBERING JAMES IN THE HEAD! AND NOW THE SUELA LOCK IS CINCHED IN!! NO WINDGATE IN SIGHT! AND CONSUELA IS WRENCHING ON THE HOLD!! Ranger’s Interwire Championship dreams are about to go up in smoke!

Eve: HE’S FLAILING! RANGER IS CRAWLING AROUND LOOKING FOR THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ESCAPE! You can see the eyes of James getting sleepy! BUT HE KEEPS CLAWING TO REACH THE ROPES, BUT THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS IN THIS MATCH!

Deadprez: RANGER MANAGES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE! BUT LIKE YOU SAID, NO ROPE BREAKS! JAMES USES THE ROPES TO HELP HIM GET OUTSIDE WHICH FORCES CONSUELA TO LET THE SUELA LOCK GO! James has now stumbled to the steel part of the ramp and Consuela is looking to have smelt some blood in the water, as she follows him! BUT IT WAS A TRAP! DDT ON THE STEEL PART OF THE ENTRANCE WAY!

Eve: But that move took a lot of both competitors who landed on that steel! Consuela a bit more than James as Consuela has remained motionless after that DDT. Ranger realizes that and now is the time to take advantage more than ever. And he begins bringing in the limp bodied Consuela! Consuela is slid in the ring! But before Ranger can get in himself, WINDGATE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A FOREARM SMASH FROM THE INSIDE! AND WINDGATE SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR…XTREME LANDING!!!!!!! THE SLINGSHOT DDT TO THE OUTSIDE AND RANGER IS DOWN! NOW IS WINDGATE’S MOMENT AND HE SLIDES IN THE RING! WINDGATE HOOKS THE LEG OF CONSUELA!

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THREEEEEEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA KICKS OUT! AND LOOKS TO CATCH WINDGATE OFF GUARD WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN!

ONNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO-

Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! Both competitors spring back to their feet! WINDGATE ATTEMPTS TO CLIP CONSUELA WITH AN ENZIGURI BUT IT’S DUCKED! WINDGATE JUMPS UP….SPANISH FLY!!! CONSUELA LANDS WITH HER SIGNATURE SPANISH FLY!! And Consuela is stalking Windgate now! HE TURNS AROUND INTO LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! THE RUNNING KNEE OF DEATH CONNECTS! WINDGATE ORBITED OFF THE IMPACT OF THAT KNEE! CONSUELA SHOOTS FOR THE COVER!!!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Deadprez: ITS JAMES RANGER, WHO PULLS CONSUELA OUT OF THE RING BY HER LEG! Consuela isn’t happy and neither are some of the Consuela fans in the audience who are booing! CONSUELA SHOVES RANGER INTO THE RINGPOST WITH A KICK! AND SHE SPRINGS UP ON THE APRON! Consuela may have evil intentions in mind as James’ head is leaned on that ringpost!

Eve: CONSUELA BUILDS UP STEAM FOR THE PENALTY KICK…BUT “THE BLACK MAMBA” EVADES IT AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE WHICH CAUSES CONSUELA’S LEG TO BE DRIVEN INTO THAT RINGPOST! RANGER PULLS SAID LEG OUT FROM UNDER CONSUELA AND SHE GOES DOWN FACE-FIRST ON THE APRON! The threat of Consuela may be neutralized and Ranger gets back into the ring with a recovering Justin Windgate in the corner! RANGER CHARGES IN AT JUSTIN, BUT WINDGATE GETS THE BOOT UP! Windgate locks the snapmare in! The crowd is erupting because here comes…RUN IT UP!!! SLICED BREAD NUMBER TW- RANGER SHOVES WINDGATE OFF OF HIM AND WINDGATE GETS POSTED ON THE TOP ROPE! And James Ranger delivers some hits to the back of Justin, AS THEY’RE GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP!

Deadprez: BOTH MEN COME TUMBLING DOWN! And James is already back to his feet! He may have neutralized Consuela and he’s about to neutralize Justin Windgate. KICK TO THE GUT AND RANGER BOUCNES OFF THE ROPES FOR…FINAL EXECUTION!!!!! HE DAMN NEAR BEHEADS JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH AN AXE KICK!!!! RANGER GOES FOR THE PINFALL ON THE DOWNED WINDGATE!! WE HAVE A NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

….

Deadprez: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE KICKS OUT AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT!!!! I can’t believe it, I don’t even think the audience can believe it! Justin Windgate just kicked out of one of Ranger’s best shots! What does Ranger do now?

Eve: We’re about to get our answer, as James climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Windgate is still downed and showing no signs of life. If this is what I think it is in the Advent Dawn by James Ranger, this will be all she wrote for Windgate!

Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA IS BACK INTO THE MATCH AND BLINDSIDES RANGER WITH A FOREARM! RANGER GETS SENT TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDS FACE-FIRST ON THE BARRICADE!! Consuela acsends the top rope this time! SHE SOARS IN THE AIR TO CRASH DOWN ON WINDGATE WITH A FROG SPLASH!!!! BUT INSTEAD OF A PIN, CONSUELA OPTS TO TURN IT INTO THE SUELA LOCK!!! AND MUCH LIKE EARLER WITH RANGER, WINDGATE IS IN TROUBLE! THERE IS LITERALLY NOWHERE TO GO AS CONSUELA HAS IT CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Eve: But you can tell Consuela’s leg is still aching after hitting it off the ringpost! She isn’t able to fully trap the arm of Windgate with her leg! AND THIS MAKES WINDGATE AVAILABLE TO TURN THE SUBMISSION INTO A PINFALL! WINDGATE HAS THE LEG HOOKED!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- 

Eve: CONSUELA RELEASES THE HOLD TO KICKOUT! And now both competitors begin to get back to their feet! Consuela takes a little longer too on account of her leg! AND WINDGATE DAMN NEAR BLASTS CONSUELA OUT OF HER BOOTS WITH A SPEAR! WINDGATE TURNED HER INSIDE OUT! AND THERE’S THE PIN!

ONNNEEEE-

Eve: RANGER PULLS WINDGATE OFF THE COVER AND DROPS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT SENDS WINDGATE TO HIS KNEES! Windgate is stunned and James brings Justin up for a vertical Suplex! But Windgate slips out the back and shoves Ranger into the corner! Consuela looks to re-enter the fray but Windgate traps her in a snapmare…HERE COMES THE MODIFIED RUN IT UP!

Deadprez: Ranger attempts to take advantage of a Windgate with his attention focused towards Consuela- BUT WINDGATE WAS READY FOR RANGER AND GIVES HIM A STRONG KICK TO THE MIDSECTION…NO! RANGER MANAGED TO CATCH THE FOOT OF JUSTIN WINDGATE AND HE FLIPS HIM OVER CAUSING WINDGATE TO HIT THE MODIFIED RUN IT UP ON CONSUELA!!!

Gavin Kirkland: FINAL EXECUT- RANGER ATTEMPTED THE AXE KICK ON WINDGATE WHO WAS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! JUSTIN HAD IT WELL SCOUTED! AND NOW HE HITS RUN IT UP ON JAMES RANGER!!! AND IT’S TURNED INTO THE X-GRIP!! BORDER CITY STRETCH IS LOCKED IN! RANGER IS TRAPPED! AND I DONT THINK HE’LL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THIS ONE! WINDGATE IS PULLING BACK ON THE HOLD, CONSUELA IS RECOVERING ON THE OUTSIDE!

Deadprez: IF RANGER CAN JUST HANG ON A BIT LONGER, CONSUELA WILL BE ABLE TO COME IN AND BREAK UP THE HOLD! THE HAND OF RANGER IS RAISED AND IT’S LOOKING LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO TAP! CAN CONSUELA MAKE IT TO THE RING IN TIME?!

Eve: SHE CANT! JAMES RANGER TAPS OUT!!! JAMES TAPS OUT!!! WE HAVE A NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Smoke and Drive” plays over the PA System again to a thunderous reaction as Justin Windgate has won the Championship! He releases the hold as the referee hands the title over to Justin who holds the title in the air! Meanwhile, Consuela is seen on the apron heartbroken as her historic Interwire Title has come to an end and she was a millisecond away from preventing it from happening.)

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERES YOUR WINNER…AND NEWWWW INTERWIRE CHAMPION….JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!!!

Deadprez: HE DID IT!! WINDGATE IS OUR NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION! Tonight he makes that 24/7 Contract cash in worth it!

Eve: It’s been 237 days of Consuela’s Interwire Title run! But it all comes to an end tonight, when Consuela had no control over it and Ranger taps out from the X-Grip!

Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: Why did Consuela have to lose?

Eve: It was a hard fought battle, these three competitors should have no shame leaving the arena tonight! This coulda been anyone’s ballgame and unfortunately for Consuela, this was Justin Windgate’s! Windgate walks out the better man tonight!

(The final shot is Justin Windgate hoisting his newly won title in the air while smoking a freshly lit blunt before we fade to black.)

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Bella Braxton: The Following Contest is a Tag Team Match, and it is THE FINALS OF THE GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT! 

 (The Crowd Cheers) 

 Bella Braxton: And it is scheduled for ONE FALL! 

 Crowd: ONE FALL! 

 Bella Braxton: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 440 pounds! CHRIS ELITE AND MALCOLM JONES….. THE BLICKY BOYZ!!!!!! 

 (44 Bulldog by Pop Smoke begins to play as Chris Elite walks out first, posing on stage and looking around before making his way toward the ring, but he stops half way as “Charles Walking” by Pop Smoke replaces the other song, where Malcolm Jones walks out, he points to the crowd before getting serious and walking down to join Chris Elite, they say a few things to each other before sliding into the ring, going to each corner and posing.) 

Jake Mercer: Jake Mercer here with Flannery McCoy from the Dynasty announce team, and we are joined by Persephone from the Voltage announce team and what we have now is the finals at Road To Redemption of the Grand Prix Tournament where we saw 16 great teams, some are future Unified Tag Team Champions compete. The Blicky Boyz were able to get past Comeback SZN, House of Leaders and the past winners, and arguably most decorated tag team in the EAW, the Jaded Hearts. 

 Flannery McCoy: They didn’t have a single easy match in the tourney and where many thought they may not always get along, they did and were a unit. I would say they are the underdogs here, but both men are talented and two of the absolute best in the EAW, this is going to be fun. 

 Persephone: Thank you MJ for putting me into this misery, go Voltage! 

 (As the Blicky Boyz theme dies down, it is replaced by “I Gave You Power by Nas. White lights in the arena flicker to radiate so brilliantly it almost temporarily blinds the audience. Epilepsy caution, etc. Impact takes several steps down the ramp with his eyes closed, as if symbolically “turning his back” as he feels people have him, before widening his emotionless eyes and walking into the ring. Impact pays no attention to the crowd.) 

 Bella Braxton: Their opponents! At a total combined weight of 458 pounds! They are THE LIQUID SWORDZ! First from Seattle Washington, IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!! 

 (Sliding into the ring, he stares down the Blicky Boys.) 

 Flannery McCoy: One of the most dangerous men in all of wrestling, is none other than Impact, and his cold stare says it all. 

 Jake Mercer: And we are about to see his tag team partner, if there are two people who are a lethal Injection, it is The Liquid Swordz.” 

 Persephone: He looks old. 

(As his theme dies down…. The whole stage glows in blinding Vegas gold lights with red flashes that ‘dance’ in fluctuating brightness upon the bass of the music. Smoke slowly begins to rise up to the stage and it increasingly billows through the curtain until the entire stage is completely covered. Flames start pulsing up and down from the parts of the stage, and Mr. DEDEDE trolls out with confidence, scanning the arena with an ominous glare before continuing to the ring.) 

 Bella Braxton: And his Partner, making his residence in Santo Domingo! He is “The Gawd”, “Mahatma Gawdhi”, “Gawdzilla”, “Master Builder”. MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 (DDD slides in and joins Impact as they both discuss strategy while MJ and Elite do the same, neither team taking their eyes off each other.) 

 Flannery McCoy: And there we have Mr. DEDEDE. He and Impact were able to get through Pride & Honor, Mint Lads and Shea Butter Babies, again another tough road to get here, whoever wins this match would have earned it. 

 Jake Mercer: The Grand Prix Finals are here and it looks like they are ready to go! 

 Persephone: Good, ring the bell ref! 

 (The referee checks on all four men before calling for the bell…..) 

 (DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 

 Flannery McCoy: And the Grand Prix Finals is on the way! DDD and Malcolm Jones circle the ring, listen to the 15,000 strong here at the Mercedes-Benz Dome, we are seeing Teacher versus Student as they both circle the ring, locking up, DDD drops to one knee, getting the advantage and backing up Jones to the ropes, are we going to have a clean break, NO! DDD with a stiff forearm and another, whipping MJ against the ropes, going for a hip toss, NO! MJ turns landing on his feet, DDD walks into a huge slam! Here comes Impact and Malcolm Jones with another slam! The Liquid Swordz are up and both MJ and Elite with double dropkicks on both men! They fall to the mats and roll out of the ring! 

 Jake Mercer: Liquid Swordz are smarter than that! They need to take the time to regroup and….. MJ AND ELITE BOTH WITH SUICIDE PLANCHAS ON IMPACT AND DDD! THE BLICKY BITCHES ARE TAKING THE EARLY CONTROL! 

 Persephone: Are you just saying that because MJ is on Voltage? 

 Jake Mercer: I’m being nice. 

 Persephone: I don’t like you. 

 Jake Mercer: I’m hurt by this revelation, AND…. Back to the match! DDD and Impact are trying to recover but MJ and Elite are not letting them. Picking them both up by the hair and there is a lot of it on both guys. 

 Persephone: Do you think this is a mid-life crisis among old men? That they have to grow out their long stringy, thinning blonde hair? 

 Jake Mercer: You might be on to something Persephone. The referee is forcing Chris Elite back to the corner, as Impact is trying to get to his, DDD is getting up, Malcolm runs against the ropes, an attempted Scissor kick, no! DDD steps back, MJ stumbles a little, DDD hoist him up for a slam but MJ falls behind him, School Boy! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Flannery McCoy: DDD kicks out! He is back up to his feet and MJ with a Small Package! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!! 

Flannery McCoy: DDD REVERESES! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!! 

TWO!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Flannery McCoy: MJ KCKS OUT! BOTH MEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET, DDD WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT MJ BRIDGES BACK! Quickly hooking him up for the dreaded BACKSLIDE!!! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Flannery McCoy: DDD kicks out and MJ with an Enzinguiri! DDD ducks! Malcolm lands hard on his stomach and DDD with a La Magistral Cradle! This could be over quickly! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: DDD couldn’t hold him down for the count and both men stare at each other as the crowd starts to cheer them on! 

 Crowd: THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!! 

 (DDD and MJ circle the ring and nod, almost showing mutual respect just as they lock up and DDD thumbs MJ in the eye.) 

 Jake Mercer: That was the best wrestling move yet, a thumb to the eye and it stops MJ cold! DDD with a front face lock dragging him into the corner, tagging in Impact! The master is here, and he quickly unloads with forearms shots to MJ! The referee is trying to get him to stop but DDD is instructing the referee to NOT administer the count! 

 Persephone: Must be good to be the boss. 

 Flannery McCoy: Impact takes MJ out of the corner; he scoops him up for a huge body slam! Running against the ropes, picture perfect Flight Sights for the cover! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Flannery McCoy: Malcolm quickly kicks out and after all the years we have seen Impact, one thing is for sure, this is a man that will slowly and methodically break you down. Sitting up Malcolm, driving his knee into the middle back and this is textbook wrestling, Impact wants to slow the pace of the match, he is not going to allow MJ to make a tag, and we see the Blicky Boyz are fast, they are sudden, ground them and you take away half their arsenal. 

 Persephone: Right, it’s called boring. 

 Jake Mercer: Impact now has the chin lock, he is driving that knee firmly into the back of MJ, slowing down the match, wearing him down and trying to basically put him out of the match. Impact continues to wrench back; we can hear Jones in pain! Chris Elite is getting antsy, and they wanted to start this match quick, at their pace but the Liquid Swordz are going to wrestle their match, both DDD and Impact are the two guys who are the Masters of It. Impact continues to hold Malcolm, as he starts to fight, Chris Elite comes out of nowhere and kicks Impact from behind! He breaks the hold! Impact is all over the referee, but Malcolm is back on his feet, look out Impact! 

 Flannery McCoy: PELE KICK! Right on the top of the head of Impact as he falls to the mat! Malcolm rolls and tags in Chris Elite! He hops over the ropes; Impact is back up and I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YA! He just slapped the spit out of Impact, and he fell right on his ass shocked! 

 (Impact wide-eyed looks over at Mr. DEDEDE who is also in shock. DDD is reaching out his hand asking for the tag. Impact crawls over and tags him in.) 

 Jake Mercer: DDD in after asking for the tag and here he comes! He looks ready to rip Chris Elite’s head off and…… I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YA! Again, this time on DDD who also falls on his ass shocked! DDD is getting back to his feet and THE DIOCKEATERY STOPPER! THE MIKE TYSON UPPERCUT JUST FLOORED DDD! HE IS SLOW TIO GET UP, CHRIS ELITE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES…. RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON DDD AND HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: He isn’t pinning the boss like that, so stop. Elite is a loser, but he is teaming with Malcolm Jones and since he does represent Voltage, by proxy I have to cheer for him when normally I wouldn’t, so boo hoo, come on Blicky Boyz! 

 Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite picks up DDD by the hair, whips him into the turnbuckle, he charges in, Monkey Flip on the boss, NO! DDD lands on his feet, Elite turn around… SPEAR! No! Elite with a leapfrog and DDD crashes into the turnbuckles, Elite from behind a Backcracker! NO! DDD hangs on to the ropes, Elite lands hard on the mat, DDD hops to the second rope, corkscrew elbow on Elite lands right on his chest! He drags Elite over, tagging Impact, the referee is about to start the count…. 

 Jake Mercer: Brilliant! DDD has threatened him to not make the count! The Referee is backing off, as DDD picks up Elite in a Bear Hug, Impact runs against the ropes, FLYING BACK ELBOW FLUSH ON THE JAW OF ELITE KNOCKING HIM DOWN! Elite is down and Impact now going to the legs, he is trying for the Walls of Impact early! Elite though is twisting, and he flips Impact over! Elite is back up to his feet and goes to grab Impact, TURNING TIDES! The Frankensteiner and now he is mounted on Elite! Those are closed fists! 

 Flannery McCoy: They are illegal, but the referee is so scared of DDD that he continues to look over and sees him staring at him! Impact is assaulting Chris Elite! 

 Persephone: He needs to like stop. This could be considered a hate crime. 

 Flannery McCoy: I am glad you’re on Voltage. 

 Persephone: Me too. 

 Flannery McCoy: Impact is back up and his fist is somewhat bloody, he may have busted Chris Elite’s lips and nose, there is some blood there and remember he is still part of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as is Mr. DEDEDE. Impact looks proud of what he did, walking around smiling as DDD is clapping. Impact waits for Elite to stand up, running double knee! Elite takes it right ion the chin, Impact taunts MJ a little before dragging Elite to the corner, he tags DDD who both grab one of Elite’s legs, oh this is going to hurt. 

 Persephone: I hope he didn’t want children. 

 Jake Mercer: WISHBONE and Big Bad Bhris is singing soprano! DDD is laughing, he grabs Chris Elite, hoists him up… Turnbuckle Bomb! HelloFresh! An ODE TO HIS WIFE, KASSIDY! 

 Mr. DEDEDE: HELLOFRESH GAWDESS! 

 Jake Mercer: Everyone knows the hatred between Kassidy and Chis Elite, that was her husband giving a shout out to his wife and now they are taking control, the Blicky Boyz have been outwrestled so far by the Liquid Swordz! DDD picks up Elite, tags in Impact again, quick tags from this team, DDD hoists up Elite over his knee, Impact to the second rope and crashes down with a hard elbow flipping Elite over! Impact with the pin! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 THR….. 

 Flannery McCoy: ELITE WITH A SHOULDER UP! Impact looks a little frustrated, but he picks up Elite, throwing him into the ropes, he goes for a spinebuster, Elite is able to float through, Impact turns around into OPEN YA MATA! IMPACT FALLS TO THE MATS AS ELITE DIVES AND TAGS IN MALCOLM JONES! DDD IS IN AND MJ WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON DDD! IMPACT IS UP AND MJ CATCHES IMPACT WITH THE SPIN THE BLOCK! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TH…. 

 Persephone: The old guy kicks out! 

 Jake Mercer: He is not that old, Persephone. 

 Persephone: If you’re like close to 40, you’re old, besides look at his chest, and flabby abs, that is an old man’s body. 

 Jake Mercer: Anyway… Impact is able to kick out! Malcolm Jones is on a roll now, DDD is back on his feet, the referee is about to count but this time MJ screams at the referee…. 

 Malcolm Jones: Don’t you start counting now zebra! 

 Referee: I’m not! 

 (Malcolm grabs DDD and whips him into Impact! Both men crash into each other, Impact falls back into the ropes, DDD turns as MJ kicks him in the gut, he buckles over and Elite comes in out of nowhere hitting Dreaming! ) 

 Flannery McCoy: Now we are seeing the teamwork of the Blicky Boyz! Their speed coming into play! DDD is out of the ring and Impact is coming out of the corner, he runs at Malcolm, clothesline, NO! MJ ducks, right into Chris Elite with a dropkick right into a German Suplex by Malcolm! This could be it! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THRE….. 

 Jake Mercer: Shoulder up by Impact! Chris Elite is getting back into his corner, MJ waiting as Impact is up, a kick to the gut! Hooks Impact for the Tornado DDT! No Impact pushes him off, MJ lands on his feet, but he twists a knee some, Impact dives, MJ is able to leapfrog, Impact misses, MJ turns, Impact walks right into SHAPOWWWW! IMPACT GOES DOWN! MJ GOES FOR THE….. DDD JUST SIDEWIPED MJ WITH THE DEMOLITION! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! DDD drags Impact to the corner and tags! 

 Flannery McCoy: He is like a shark smelling blood! DDD is stomping a mudhole in MJ! He picks him up and DDD has lost it! Forearms! Fists! He is even choking him in the corner! The referee needs to stop this but DDD is relentless right now! Throwing him into the opposite Turnbuckle, he follows in with a Clothesline and now a bulldog! DDD is not going for the cover, he is still kicking Malcolm! Now grabbing his leg, he drags MJ to the post, DDD slides outside…. FIGURE FOUR TO THE CORNER POST! THIS MOVE IS ILLEGAL BUT THE REFEREE IN FEAR OF HIS JOB IS NOT COUNTING! MJ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE, NO! IMPACT CAME AROUND THE CORNER WITH A HUGE SPINNING ELBOW! 

 Persephone: The referee has lost total control of this match and not it is like so much more fun to watch! 

 Jake Mercer: Eventually this was going go happen! DDD and Impact were going to have their style of match! DDD IS NOT BREAKING THE HOLD, TRYING TO DO DAMAGE TO MJ’S KNEE! ELITE THOUGH, IMPACT PICKS HIM UP…. LIKE A DART HE LAUNCHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! ELITE…… ELITE IS BUSTED OPEN! IMPACT KICKS HIM A FEW TIMES BEFORE WALKING OVER TO MALCOLM IN THE RING, HE JUST LEG DROPPED HIM! IMPACT UP AND ANOTHER LEG DROP! THEY ARE MURDERING MJ! 

 Persephone: Stop the damn match! 

 Flannery McCoy: That is very kind and emotional coming from you. 

 Persephone: “I just don’t want to be here all night. 

 Flannery McCoy: …… 

 Jake Mercer: The referee finally is able to get DDD to break the hold! The damage though is done and that was brilliant coming from them, now that have taken over and could as they will, it is only a matter of time before they become Grand Prix Tournament Champions. 

 Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that anyone can argue that point right now. Malcolm Jones is hurt and DDD is not finished, he tags Impact in, DDD holds out the leg, Impact down with a knee! He now grabs it, turns him over into a stepover toe hold and the veterans are once again systematically breaking down the Blicky Boyz! They have started to cut the ring in half and Chris Elite is trying to get back up, he has a cut at the top of his head, looks pretty nasty, but if he doesn’t get in there, this could be over as MJ is trying to hold on for dear life, and they are targeting the knee, they have found the weakness and MJ can’t take much more of this! 

Persephone: He should just tap out, save his career, fight another day. I know he is Voltage, but whatever. Come on MJ…. Tap out buddy, it’s okay, we all still love you bro! 

 Flannery McCoy: I am REALLY glad you are on Voltage. 

 Jake Mercer: MJ is trying to fight for his life, doing what he can, reaching over but he is too far from, the ropes and Impact, man he has that move locked in, focusing on the knee, he could have gone for the Walls but that is not who Impact is, he wants to make you suffer, he wants to hurt those who oppose him and the Liquid Swordz want those Grand Prix Final Trophies and the opportunity to be the absolute best. 

 (Chris Elite is back on the apron, he wipes the blood from his face, yelling for a tag, but MJ is trying to shift his weight and reach over to the ropes.) 

 Flannery McCoy: MJ is reaching over, how is this man able to have so much strength left! He is trying to reach and lift himself, the pain! 

 Malcolm Jones: OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! 

 Flannery McCoy: MJ IS LIFTING HIMSELF UP! HE IS NOW CARRYING IMPACT WITH HIM RIGHT TO THE ROPES! HE IS ALMOST THERE, HE GETS TO THE ROPES!!!!! THE REFEREE QUICKLY ADMINISTERS THE COUNT! 

 1….. 

 2…… 

 3…… 

 4…… 

 (Impact breaks the hold and tries to drag Malcolm back to the middle of the ring but is caught in a surprise small package….) 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Jake Mercer: IIMPACT KICKS OUT! He grabs Malcolm and clubs him with a forearm! He locks him into the EYES WIDE SHUT THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! HE IS CHOCKING OUT MJ BUT NO! MJ IS ABLE TO GET HIS ARM WEDGED INTO THE HOLD! IMPACT IS TRYING TO LOCK IT IN, INSTEAD HE SHIFTS, EVISCERATION! NO! MJ’S KNEE BUCKLED AND IT HELPED HIM FALL BACK AS IMPACT WENT ALL IN AND LANDED ON HIS BACK! MJ IS TRYING TO GET UP, IMPACT IS UP AND SHAPOWWWW! AGAIN! MJ CAUGHT IMPACT WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH! MJ IS TRYING TO GET TO HIS CORNER! IMPACT IS HOLDING HIS JAW AND DDD IS READY FOR A TAG! MJ DIVES AND TAGS IN ELITE! IMPACT TAGS DDD! 

 Flannery McCoy: HERE WE GO! DDD AND ELITE ARE IN AND DDD WITH A HUGE RUNNING BOOT! ELITE WENT DOWN QUICK AND HE PICKS UP ELITE AND STRUTS HIS STUFF, BEFORE HITTING THE GRAND SLAM! THIS ONE IS OVER! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 ….. 

 …… 

 …… 

 Persephone: WHY MALCOLM!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE SAVE!? 

 Jake Mercer: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IT BUT MALCOM JONES MAKES THE SAVE! ELITE IS DOWN AND BLEEDING! DDD GETS UP, MJ TURNS AROUND, SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Flannery McCoy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MJ LEAPFROGGED AGAIN LANDING ON ONE LEG! DDD IS UP…. SPEAR!!!!! THE C-NOTE ON DDD, HIS OWN FINISHER! DDD IS DOWN AND NOW CHRIS ELITE IS UP WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HOOKING THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE…… 

 Jake Mercer: DDD shows why he is one of the very best! He gets a shoulder up at the last split second! This Match is not over yet! Chris Elite is looking at the referee who says no. Malcolm though needs to get out of the ring, wait Impact back up, CHOP BLOCK ON MJ FROM BEHIND! MJ WAS JUST TAKEN OUT BY IMPACT AND LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE! MJ HAS ROLLED OUT OF THE RING HOLDING HIS LEG! IMPACT GRABS CHRIS FROM BEHIND BUT CHRIS KICKS IMPACT! HE STUMBLES BACK SOME, HE KICKS IMPACT AGAIN! RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, A FLYING CLOTHESLINE, NO! IMPACT WITH A HUGE STANDING DROPKICK KNOCKS ELITE OUT OF MIDAIR! HE HELPS DDD BACK TO HIS FEET AS THE THEY GET IN THE CORNER, TAGGING IN IMPACT, WHO GRABS ELITE, TURNS HIM OVER INTO THE WALLAS OF IMPACT! THE WALLS OF IMPACT! THIS ONE IS OVER! 

 Flannery McCoy: MJ IS DOWN ON THE MATS BUT HE IS STARTING TO CRAWL UP, CAN HE GET THERE IN TIME! ELITE IS YELLING IN PAIN LIFITING HIMSELF UP FROM THE GROUND, DOING HIS BEST TO COUNTER THE DAMAGE TO HIS BACK BUT IMPACT IS NOT FULLY SQUATTED DOWN, HE DRIVES THE KNEE INTO THE BACK OF ELITE’S NECK! LOOK AT THE ANGLE OF ELITE! HE HAS TO TAP OUT! HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE! THE GRAND PRIX FINALS CHAMPIONS ARE THE LIQUID SWORDZ! 

 Persephone: That looks like it hurts and…. Wait…… MJ!? HE IS HOPPING ON THE TOP ROPE ON ONE LEG!? 

 Flannery McCoy: What is he doing! 

 (MJ Leaps in the air getting huge height, Impact sees this coming and drops Elite….) 

 Jake Mercer: FIVE STAR SWAG FROG SPLASH ON A STANDING OPPONENT AND HE JUST LANDED ON IMPACT TOP BREAK THE HOLD AND SAVE HIS TEAM FROM ELIMINATION!!!!! 

 Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! 

 Jake Mercer: THAT WAS THE END FOR ELITE BUT MJ CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STOPPED IT FROM ENDING! HE SACRIFICED HIS BODY AND IMPACT HAD NO CLIUE! IMPACT IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE CORNER! MJ TOOK HIMSELF OUT AGAIN, HE IS GETTING BACK UP, DDD TAGS, MJ TO HIS FEET….. 

 Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDD WITH THE SPEAR ON MJ AND HE JUST FLIPPED OVER FROM THE FORCE! DDD WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT MJ WAS A NONFACTOR!!! LOOK AT DDD! THE SINISTER GRIN! HE NOW TURNS TO CHRIS ELITE, DDD IS IN THE CORNER, HOPPING UP AND DOWN, HE IS READY TO BREAK ELITE IN HALF! ELITE HAS NO CLUE! HE IS GETTING UP ON HIS FEET…. SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Persephone: How did he sidestep that!? 

 Jake Mercer: DDD MISSES! HE CRASHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DDD IS TURNING AROUND AND BOX OFFICE SMASH! THE SUPERKICK LANDED FLUSH ON DDD’S FACE AND ELITE FALLS ON HIM FOR THE COVER! IMPACT IS DOWN! MJ IS DOWN! THIS IS IT!!!! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

……. 

 ……. 

 …….. 

 Persephone: DDD’s foot is on the ropes! The referee saw it as he was making the three count, damn it! 

 Flannery McCoy: These four men are putting it all on the line and that is why they are four of the very best in the EAW! DDD was able to get his foot on the ropes, Impact and MJ are out of the picture for a moment and now Chris Elite, is slowly dragging DDD from the ropes into position, Elite hops to the tope rope, AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! THIS IS IT AND HE FLIES! HE CONNECTS!!!!!!! 

 Jake Mercer: RIGHT INTO DDD’S KNEES! HE CAUGHT BHRIS AND LANDED HARD! ELITE IS GETTING UP, HE LOOKS DAZED, DDD IS BACK UP…. IMPALER DDT! HE IMPALED ELITE TO THE MAT AND HE IS OUT! DDD IS NOT GOING FOR THE COVER! IMPACT IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! HE GRABS MJ AND ROLLS HIM BACK IN, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!? IMPACT IS HOLDING MJ SO HE CAN WATCH DDD END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! HOW SICK AND TWISTED CAN YOU BE!? 

 Flannery McCoy: DDD IS SMILING! HE IS LOCKIONG IN CHRIS ELITE, OMG… HE IS GOING TO END THIS! THE MK DRIVER AND NO ONE HAS EVER KICKED OUT OF THIS! WE WILL HAVE NEW GRAND PRIX CHAMPIONS! IMPACT IS LAUGHING! HOLDING MJ AS DDD SLOWLY LIFTS CHRIS ELITE, HOOKING THE ARMS! THIS IS IT! 

 Impact: FINISH HIM! 

 (DDD laughs and goes to hoist up Chris Elite….) 

 Jake Mercer: HERE COMES THE MK DRIVER! AND DDD HITS…… WAIT, CHRIS ELITE FLIPS OVER INTO A HURRICARANA AND LEANS IN FOR THE PIN! IMPACT TRIES TO BREAK THE COVER BUT MJ GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM DOWN! 

 Flannery McCoy: MJ HAS IMPACT TIED UP AND DDD IS FURIOSLY TRYING TO KICK OUT!!!!! 

 ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…… 

 ……. 

 ……. 

 (DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 

 (Chris Elite rolls out and pulls Malcolm Jones with him to the outside of the ring as DDD sits up in shock wide-eyed as Impact is right across from him on his knees shocked at what just happened….) 

 Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND THE GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT FINAL WINNERS! MALCOLM JONES AND CHRIS ELITE, THE BLICKY BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 (44 Bulldog by Pop Smoke plays throughout the arena as the Blicky Boyz celebrate. Chris is bloodied up, Malcolm is limping baldly, the crowd cheers, some boo as they raise their hands by the referee! Mr. DEDEDE is incensed, slapping the mats as Impact still cannot believe what had just happened.) 

 Jake Mercer: I cannot believe it! What an ending to this match and Liquid Swordz thought they had it! Mr. DEDEDE was ready to hit the MK Driver which is the END, period but Elite at the last second was able to break out and hit a stunning pinning hurricarana, leaning in all the way and there was no way anyone even the caliber of DDD was going to kick out of that. These four men had brought it all, from beginning to end. IU still feel like they were robbed seemed like a fast count to me. 

 Flannery McCoy: It was not a fast count, matter of fact it was DDD and Impact getting to complacent and arrogant, they thought the win was in the bag and instead were caught. The Blicky Boyz had a tough tournament ahead of them taking out the Jaded Hearts, they earned this win and are now the Grand Prix Champions! 

 Persephone: Finally, it is over, one step closer to Rexy! 

 (MJ and Chris Elite help each other to the back, still celebrating while Impact glares at them while DDD is pacing back and forth seething, never taking his eyes off them.)

(Road To Redemption Invasion comes back from commercial break as the camera pans over from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome to the interview portion of the backstage area as Sofia Clarke stands there with a smile on her face before she begins to speak to the camera)

Sofia Clarke: The action is just getting started tonight at Road To Redemption as it only gets better from here. But now I’d like to go to the Voltage side of things tonight. Being in the midst of the National Elite Championship match tonight I’d like to welcome for questions at this time… Adriana Landerson.

(Adrianna walks into the camera frame with a slight smile on her face as she looks to the camera before back at Sofia as she greets him quickly. She stands there for a bit as Adriana seems pretty down for reasons that should be quite obviously after what’s happened recently on Voltage regarding Myles and Jesse Barlow as Sofia waits for a moment to see if she’s ok before she continues to speak)

Sofia Clarke: So let’s talk about first, if you’re comfortable with the question of course, about the situation you have on Voltage regarding the National Elite Champion, Myles, after everything that he’s said and done to you all leading up to this specific matchup that you’ve been in the middle of the chaos with, how are you feeling tonight as he defends his title against Jesse Barlow? Are you still rooting for Myles? Or are you believing that

Adrianna: Well… I’m just upset you know? I didn’t expect him to be like that when I first saw him and came to his locker room, because I really believed from what Jesse and Hannah told me that I thought he liked me just as much as I did him, I really wanted that to be true and I guess my ambition clouded my truth on that one… but he’s made it apparent that’s not the case and that’s completely fine. It’s not what I expected but at the end of the day.

Sofia Clarke: What do you mean? You’re not angry at him or something?

Adriana: No matter what happened on Voltage, if he expressed the same feelings as I did or he didn’t… I know in my heart that I still like him, I can’t bring myself not to. There’s just a sort of connection to him that just gravitates him towards me, even if again, he doesn’t feel the same. Just know that no matter what I’ll still be cheering him on tonight backstage. 😊

Sofia Clarke: Well does your family think the same? Because El Landerson is the Referee from the match and who knows what he’s going to do tonight?

Adrianna: I think-

(Her sentence is interrupted by the sound of a voice as before long the rest of the Landerson family walking into the scene accompanied by the cheers of the crowd. Landerson is in Referee clothes as El Jr is standing beside him as they begin to speak)

El Landerson: We’ll answer that. Although we believe what he’s done to our family has been disdainful, we see where he’s coming from. Although his attitude towards Adriana is something I cannot condone as a father, I feel my duty as a Ref is to call this match down the middle. I believe that Myles and Jesse both deserve equal chances especially with a title as prestigious as the Interwire-

Sofia Clarke: National Elite?

El Landerson: Yeah that. Whoever wins I will raise their hand up because they were the true victor of the contest. But just know that even then Myles, you’re not forgiven for what you’ve done to my hija-

???: Oh please, that right there.

(Before long the crowd would give a mixed reaction as Minerva would walk into the scene. She would be shaking her head at all 3 of them as Sofia would step to the side as Minerva would take over and begin to speak)

Minerva: Like you’re going to give a equal matchup to Myles I know you and your stupid family too well already. You say this and that and make it believable that you’re going to play the part but then you go back to shitting on him 10 seconds later, am I supposed to just watch you do that? You’re not getting away from that.

(Landerson would step in front of Adriana and El Jr as he would confront Minerva himself looking at her)

El Landerson: I can trust you that we won’t be having any problems tonight. I’m out there to entertain the people and make sure that this match goes smoothly so they can enjoy it, I’m not here to get my revenge, I’m here to be a Referee, and that is all.

Minerva: Don’t think that I forgot everything that you said after she made an absolutely idiotic mistake of talking to him. How you were going to “handle this” now please, tell me right now how you were going to handle that situation? By screwing him out of a title that he worked long and hard for, for your own personal satisfaction in the process?

El Landerson: I made a promise to my Adriana that I wasn’t going to do that. I was going to be fair and I will show that tonight and you have all the right to call me out for it if that’s not true. But I’m not rooting for one person or the other tonight, as long as mi familia is happy then I am. 

Minerva: I don’t have time for this. If you do anything, and I mean anything that is out of line with what you’re supposed to do, I swear… I’ll destroy the entire Landerson family including pretty little Adriana if you try and go out your way and cost Myles his Championship, I’ve got my eye on you. 

(Minerva would turn around as he brought her head back to look at the 3 of them one more time before turning around and walking off as that was the last shot seen as the Landerson family left as well as Sofia Clarke was left by herself as she looked to the camera with a smile on her face before the camera finally faded out to black.

(A commercial for EAW’s Anti-Bullying Campaign for December during the winter season starring both Bronson Daniels, Myles, and Terry Chambers, let’s give them a break this time of year :wow:)

(Road to Redemption returns from break and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)

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(“War” by grandson plays through the speakers as the socially distanced crowd boos the living hell out of Jake Smith, who comes out with a cocky and confident look on his face.  He feels confident in his chances to take down Vic Vendetta as makes his way down the ramp.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 210 POUNDS… ‘THE INDUSTRY RULER’ … JAKE SMITH!!!!!

Stew-O: Jake Smith was traded onto the Dynasty brand after his run on Showdown, where he believed that he became the star that he is at the moment. He seems himself as one of the hottest talents in this company and that Dynasty is “The Jake Smith Show.” It seems like he’s really going to force this show nonsense down his throat right?

Jake Mercer: It IS his show, Stew! This is Jake Smith’s show and we’re all just the extras. Vic Vendetta is nothing more than someone who is using Jake Smith to get his fifteen minutes of fame! Everyone abuses Jake’s good heart and uses him to get a fraction of the camera time that he’s been fortunate with!

Flannery McCoy: Didn’t Jake approach Vic Vendetta during his return speech? It seems like Jake started this whole situation with Vic?

Jake Mercer: Vic Vendetta continued the issue with Jake Smith and even had the nerve to use Jake Smith to get on the Road to Redemption card! :wtf: I expect nothing less than for Jake Smith to right the wrong and prove that he’s on a whole other level than Vic Vendetta! 

(“Glock on My Lap” by 21 Savage replaces “War” as Vic Vendetta comes out to a nice and positive reaction from the socially distanced crowd. Vic is looking around the crowd who are showing him with adoration. It’s his first match in about four years and there is a ton of pressure to perform like he hadn’t gone on a four year hiatus.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM WASHINGTON, D.C. …WEIGHING IN 225 POUNDS… EAW HALL OF FAMER…VIC VENDETTA!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: It’s been about four years since we saw Vic Vendetta in EAW programming. The last memory we have on him was when he reigned as EAW Champion on Showdown, but the reign wasn’t the one that he would have hoped for, but he’s returned to EAW to prove that he has a lot in the tank left and that he can hang with talents like Jake Smith.

Stew-O: Vic Vendetta is hoping to teach Jake Smith a lesson in this match. From their past encounters, we’ve seen Vic more than willing to retaliate to Jake for some of the comments that he made towards Vic Vendetta. He has ensured Jake that he is not going to beat up an “old man” in the match, but it will be the Hall of Famer who ends up giving Jake a lesson in humility and respect.

Jake Mercer: When you’re as good as Jake Smith, you don’t need humility and you don’t need to be giving your respect to people! He is ‘The Industry Ruler.’ He is ‘The Godsent.’ Vic Vendetta has no idea what he is getting himself into with going up against someone as good as Jake Smith! Former two-time PURE Champion, carried Showdown on his back for more than a year and has become one of the mainstays in this company! Vic Vendetta will not be able to handle Jake in the ring and will wipe the floor with him!

Stew-O: Vic Vendetta is a former World Champion and Hall of Famer. He’s accomplished a goal that Jake Smith is hoping to accomplish in 2021. Vic has been to the mountaintop. Jake is trying to get there. There’s so much that Jake can learn from someone like Vic, but Jake has only disrespected him! I like to see how Vic responds to all of that and he’s going to knock down Jake a peg or two!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The socially distanced EAW Universe is heard clapping as Vic Vendetta looks at all the faces around him. There is a part of him that’s completely humbled about the reception that he managed to get for himself. Vic doesn’t look to disappoint tonight. He wants to be able to prove that he still has what it takes to stand in the ring with someone like Jake Smith, who has elevated the mid-card scene. Someone who is more than poised to make that jump to the main event scene of Dynasty. Taking out another Hall of Famer in Vic Vendetta would be mighty impressive for him to do. Not many Elitists have the opportunity to step into the ring with a Hall of Famer, who hasn’t been around in about four years, but look at him. The two men look at each other in the middle of the ring. Jake walks around with a cocky look on his face as he chews on that piece of gum. Vic is looking at him with a calm demeanor, but he has that aura that he should be respected around here.)

Stew-O: Jake Smith seems like he doesn’t take someone like Vic Vendetta seriously at all. Jake believes that this is his show and that Vic is nothing more than someone who had his fifteen minutes of fame, but it’s time for him to pack it up and call it a day.

Jake Mercer: My name twin has a point, Stew! Vic Vendetta peaked in 2015/2016! There’s no need for him to be here in 2020! He has nothing to bring to the table and when Vic steps into the ring with Jake, he’ll soon realize that Jake Smith is the real deal and the future of this company! 

Flannery McCoy: For someone, who has seen Vic Vendetta within the last few years of his career, when he steps into the ring, he commands respect. He will knock you on your ass if needed to be —

(Jake Smith spits the gum, hitting Vic Vendetta in the face.)

Stew-O: WHAT DISRESPECT FROM JAKE SMITH AS VIC VENDETTA TURNS HIS CHEEK AS HE IS PROCESSING WHAT THE HELL JAKE JUST DID TO HIM! 

Jake Mercer: Disrespectful? Vic Vendetta was the one that was disrespectful by believing that he can waltz back into this company and talk to Jake Smith the way that he has been talking to him! Jake shouldn’t be disrespected at all! He was the man who put the Showdown on the map! Someone who carried the midcard scene all of Season 13!  Now, he is going to take Dynasty to the next level because this is ‘The Jake Smith Show.’

Jake Smith: (off-mic) Welcome to ‘The Jake Smith Show’, grandpa —

Flannery McCoy: VIC VENDETTA WITH AN UPPERCUT OUT OF COMPLETELY NOWHERE!!!!!

Stew-O: The former two-time PURE Champion manages to stumble back as Vic Vendetta pushes him towards the ropes and irish whips Jake Smith to the opposite set of ropes! Jake manages to rebound off the ropes as he manages to duck a clothesline by Vic! Jake rebounds off those same ropes that Vic pushed him into, but Vic manages to hook Jake by one of his arms before connecting with a hip toss, but Jake manages to catch himself to his feet! He goes for a back elbow to Vic’s face, but Vic manages to duck it! He manages to lift Jake up before throwing him behind him, but Jake lands on his feet as Vic manages to turn himself around! Jake Smith with a superkick —

Jake Mercer: Vic Vendetta manages to duck the superkick! He sensed that Jake Smith would be going for the move, BUT VIC HOISTS JAKE UP IN THE AIR, CONNECTING WITH A SPINEBUSTER! MY NAME TWIN TOTALLY FELT THE IMPACT OF THE MOVE AS HE TRIES TO GET HIMSELF UP, BUT VIC GETS JAKE UP BY THAT LUSCIOUS HAIR OF HIS AS HE MANAGES TO THROW HIM TO THE CORNER! Like a freight train, Vic Vendetta runs towards the corner before nailing him with a running corner uppercut! He didn’t give Jake the chance to breathe as Jake stumbled forward! Vic picks him up before connecting with a sidewalk slam! Vic Vendetta for the cover! 

OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith manages to kick him out! Vic Vendetta rises back to his feet as Jake tries to get to his feet, BUT VIC REBOUNDS FROM THE ROPE — HOF!!!!! THE SCISSORS KICK, BUT JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO DUCK THE MOVIE BEFORE HE ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! JAKE HAD THAT MOVE WELL-SCOUTED! HE KNOWS THAT HE NEEDS TO AVOID THE MOVE!

(Jake Smith tries to get himself up as he taps the side of his head with his finger, tapping that he outsmarted the Hall of Famer. Vic Vendetta is telling Jake to get back in the ring, but Jake is looking to take his time.)

Stew-O: It was smart of Jake Smith to exit the ring! On the other hand, it seems like Vic Vendetta could end this match whenever he wants too! He could hit the HOF out of nowhere when needed to be, but perhaps, he could toy with Jake going forward?

Jake Mercer: Toying with Jake? :mjlol: That’s not what is happening, Stew! It’s more like Vic Vendetta is scared of Jake Smith! He knows how brutal Jake can be in matches and by ending it earlier, it saves him time and he avoids getting his butt whooped by Jake! Nah, Jake is going to do his part to keep this match going for as long as possible! Jake wants to be able to prove that he can wrestle circles around a Hall of Famer like Vic and he’s been doing a good job at that so far! 

Flannery McCoy: What match have you been watching, Jake? It seemed like Vic Vendetta was moments away from ending the match and Jake Smith was desperate in escaping the ring and keeping his chances alive in this match! Now, it seems like Vic Vendetta is rolling himself out of the ring to join Jake at ringside, but Jake manages to run away from Vic! Vic is chasing after him, but Jake manages to roll himself back into the ring! Vic slides back into the ring and —

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY AT VIC! JAKE WAS COMPLETELY BAITING THE HALL OF FAMER! 

Jake Mercer: My name twin is so intelligent and handsome. We should all stan. :wow:

Flannery McCoy: no.

Stew-O: :mjlol: Jake Smith steps onto the back of Vic Vendetta before stepping off of him! Jake is almost symbolizing that Vic is his stepping stone! There is no ounce of respect from Jake to Vic Vendetta going into this match! Jake sees Vic as nothing more than a stepping stone going into the match! Jake manages to get Vic by his dreadlocks and drapes his head on the middle rope! Jake takes a step back before charging towards the former World Champion and connecting with a meteora on the back of Vic’s neck! Jake then follows all of that with a rope choke on Vic! The referee is beginning his count! 

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, JAKE!

Jake Mercer: Jake Smith releases his choke on Vic Vendetta as he jumps over the top rope and steps on the apron! HE BLASTS HIS KNEE ONTO THE FACE OF VIC, WHO FALLS BACK! Jake steps inside the ring as Jake picks up Vic, muttering a few choice words that would make Drake King cry before delivering an uppercut that sends Vic stumbling back a bit! Vic manages to get himself back to a vertical position, but Jake delivers a spinning back kick, which makes Vic clutch his stomach in pain before Jake pulls him closer and connects with a snap suplex, but Vic manages to land on his feet before he counters with a snap neckbreaker on the former PURE Champion!

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith is clutching the back of his neck as Vic Vendetta slowly gets himself to his feet! He manages to get Jake into a headlock position as he delivers several knees to the ribs of ‘The Industry Ruler.’ VIC MANAGES TO TAKE A STEP BACK, REBOUNDING HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES — HOF!!!!

Stew-O: But, Jake Smith manages to turn himself around! Vic Vendetta stumbles forward as Jake manages to get Vic and connect with a snap dragon suplex! VIC MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF TO A SEATED POSITION AS — SO LONG & GOODNIGHT! THE SHINING WIZARD ON VIC! 

Jake Mercer: BUT, VIC VENDETTA MANAGES TO ROLL UP JAKE SMITH! HE USES MY NAME TWIN’S MOMENTUM AS HE MANAGES TO GET JAKE INTO A ROLL UP!

OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith manages to get himself out of the roll up as he stumbles back to a vertical base! Vic Vendetta gets himself to a vertical base as well as Jake goes for a superkick, but Vic manages to catch Jake’s leg before he can connect with the superkick! Jake has a look of panic on his face as he’s trying to get Vic to let his leg down, but you can see Vic shaking his head no! Jake has been nothing, but disrespectful to Vic since the moment he returned to EAW. Do you really think that he is going to be giving Jake the benefit of the doubt in this match? Do you really think that he is going to show Jake any mercy? 

Stew-O: Vic Vendetta with a dragon screw leg whip on Jake Smith! I think there goes everyone’s answer as Vic looks to continue to inflict as much punishment to Jake as possible! VIC GETS JAKE’S LEG BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SHARP ELBOW DROP TO THE SIDE OF HIS THIGH! JAKE YELPS IN PAIN AS VIC CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER SHARP ELBOW DROP TO THE SIDE OF JAKE’S THIGH! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! EACH SHARP ELBOW DROP, YOU CAN HEAR JAKE SMITH’S CRIES OF PAIN GET LOUDER AND LOUDER! Jake is clutching to his thigh as the Hall of Famer manages to get Jake’s left leg and look at here! It seems like Vic is going for the heel hook! He’s looking to connect the heel hook on Jake Smith! 

Jake Mercer: Jake Smith is using that right leg to hit Vic Vendetta with! But, Vic manages to catch Jake’s right leg! Now, Jake is trying to wiggle himself out of the grasp of the Hall of Famer, but Vic manages to turn his body towards one of the corners before catapulting Jake to one of those corners! JAKE DOES WHAT HE CAN TO CATCH HIMSELF, BUT HE MANAGES TO HIT FACE FIRST AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE FALLING BACK AS VIC SEES HIS OPENING TO CONNECT WITH THE HEEL HOOK! 

Flannery McCoy: With the heel hook applied, Jake Smith begins to cry out in pain! He is trying to reach for the bottom ropes across from him, but they’re far away from him at the moment! Vic Vendetta has Jake in the center of the ring with nowhere to go! Jake is conflicted on what he should do, but I don’t think that he sees himself tapping out! Vic would love nothing more than to get a submission victory here, but Jake is not going to give Vic that satisfaction! He is not going to allow himself to lose to the Hall of Famer! Someone who he claimed that his fifteen minutes of fame were up! 

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH IS TRYING TO USE HIS NAILS TO DRAG HIMSELF TO THE NEAREST BOTTOM ROPE THAT HE COULD POSSIBLY GET HIS HANDS ON! EVEN IF HE MANAGES TO GET A PINKIE ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, VIC VENDETTA WILL HAVE TO RELEASE THE HOLD! Jake is doing what he can to fight through the pain and get to that bottom rope! Vic is going to do what he can to make sure that Jake does not get to the bottom rope! 

Jake Mercer: Jake Smith is using his nails to drag himself closer to the bottom rope! By the expression on his face, you can tell that Jake’s struggling to get to the bottom rope, but he is not quitting! He is going to fight through the pain until he gets to that bottom rope AND…HE MAKES IT! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV–

Flannery McCoy: Wait…is Jake Smith trying to drag himself out of the ring? :skip: Vic Vendetta still has that heel hook applied, but Jake is trying to drag himself to the outside! He is holding onto the ring skirt! He is holding onto that for dear life as Vic releases the heel hook, but Jake manages to drag himself out of the ring! Jake’s legs seem to be completely out of it at the moment as Vic is shaking his head! The heel hook is not the best move for the legs, so it’s going to take some time for Jake to regain some feeling within his legs! 

Stew-O: Vic Vendetta rolls himself out of the ring! I don’t think that he needs to worry about Jake Smith running away from him this time! 

Jake Mercer: Jake Smith wasn’t running away. He was BAITING him! 🙄

Flannery McCoy: Keep telling yourself that, Jake! Vic Vendetta is looking at Jake Smith, who is in a seated position! Almost pleading for Vic not to come after him! Vic is staring at Jake, who has his hands in front of Vic, almost gesturing for him not to get closer to him! Vic is gesturing for Jake to get back to his feet, but is clutching onto the ring skirt, trying to use it as some sort of assistance as he tries to recollect himself! Vic looks to get Jake, but Jake manages to step aside and throws Vic face first against the edge of the apron! 

Stew-O: Jake Smith begins to pound away on the back of Vic Vendetta, trying to get the older Elitist down to his knees! JAKE MANAGES TO GET VIC BY HIS BRAIDS AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! JAKE RACES TOWARDS VIC BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A NASTY LOOKING KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF VIC! VIC’S HEAD BOUNCED BACK AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! IT SEEMS LIKE THE OFFICIAL IS BEING QUITE FLEXIBLE GOING INTO THIS MATCH, ALLOWING THESE TWO TO UTILIZE WHAT IS GOING ON RINGSIDE! 

Jake Mercer: It’s Jake Smiths’ show, Stew! He can do whatever the hell he wants! He picks up the Hall of Famer by his braids as he mocks the socially distanced crowd, holding up Vic Vendetta’s head up for the crowd to see! This gets a negative reception from him, but Jake is embracing that negative reception from the crowd! Jake manages to get onto the apron as he manages to lift Vic Vendetta on the apron with him! Jake shoves Vic’s head between his legs! What in the hell is Jake Smith going for now? :lupe: :lupe: :lupe:

Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure what Jake Smith is going for, but it can’t be good at all as —

Stew-O: TIGER DRIVER 91 ON THE APRON!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: VIC VENDETTA LANDS ON THE TOP OF HIS SKULL AS HE SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY OUT OF IT NOW! JAKE SMITH IS ROLLING VIC BACK INSIDE THE RING! JAKE SLIDES INTO THE RING SOON AFTER AS HE IS GOING FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH FOR JAKE TO WIN THE MATCH?!?!?

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: VIC VENDETTA KICKS OUT!!!!!!

Stew-O: Jake Smith seems a little annoyed, but looks to continue on with this match! He manages to apply a side headlock on Vic Vendetta! Jake is looking to wear down the Hall of Famer and prevent him from turning this match into his favor! Vic is clutching his fist! He is trying to find a way to counter this move!  He is trying to think of a strategy for going forward in this match! Vic tries to lift Jake to his feet, but Jake is trying to keep himself grounded! Vic goes to lift Jake up his feet once again, but Jake has his feet planted firmly on the ground ! Vic goes to lift Jake for a third time as Jake manages to throw him behind his head! Jake manages to land on his feet as Vic turns himself around — superkick by Jake Smith! 

Jake Mercer: The superkick was enough to make Vic Vendetta stumble back as Jake Smith manages to push Vic onto the ropes! Jake connects with a bicycle knee strike to the skull of Vic, who drops down to his knees! JAKE PULLS VIC INTO A HEADLOCK POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SNAP DDT! VIC IS TAKEN DOWN, BUT JAKE ROLLS VIC TO HIS BACK, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER THERE? WHY IS HE NOT GOING FOR THE COVER THERE?!?!?

Flannery McCoy: It seems like Jake Smith is heading for the top rope! Jake is gesturing for Vic Vendetta to get back to his feet? We barely see Jake Smith going for the top rope, but when it comes to putting someone like Vic Vendetta down, might as well pull all the stops to win the match! Vic is slowly rising back to his feet as he has no clue what Jake is going to do next —

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM THE TOP ROPE! 

Jake Mercer: AN UPPERCUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE BY VIC VENDETTA TO JAKE SMITH FROM MID AIR!!!!!! :damn:

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith drops down like a sack of bricks as Vic Vendetta needed to hit a powerful move like that! Vic picks up Jake by his hair! Jake seems completely out of it at the moment as Vic manages to hoist him up before connecting with a spinning spinebuster on the former PURE Champion! Vic manages to pick Jake by one of his arms and irish whips him to one of the corners! VIC TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS JAKE AND CONNECTING WITH A HELLUVA KICK! VIC VENDETTA’S BOOT CONNECTS WITH THE FACE OF JAKE SMITH! JAKE MANAGES TO SLIDE DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION! HE STILL SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS VIC PROCEEDS TO CONNECT WITH A SERIES OF STOMPS TO JAKE’S FACE! 

Stew-O: VIC VENDETTA GETS HIS BOOT AND PRESSES IT ON THE SIDE OF JAKE SMITH’S FACE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT! 

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! 

Jake Mercer: Vic Vendetta gets his boot off the face of my name twin! He sits Jake Smith up on the top rope! Vic connects with a couple punches, making sure that Jake stays up there! Vic climbs up to the top turnbuckle, meeting Jake there! Jake throws a punch to Vic, showing some signs of life! Jake throws another punch at the Hall of Famer, but Vic Vendetta is still trying to stay on the top turnbuckle as he throws a punch to Jake, but Jake throws a punch to Vic as that knocks him down a bit, but Vic manages to climb up again as he manages to stand taller than Jake, knocking his back with a series of punches before pulling Jake in position —

Flannery McCoy: SUPERPLEX FROM VIC VENDETTA AS HE AND JAKE SMITH FLY OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! 

Stew-O: BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DOWN AT THE MOMENT! BOTH OF THEM HAVE MANAGED TO DELIVER IN THIS MATCH AND THAT CANNOT BE DENIED! VIC VENDETTA ROLLS HIS ARM ON TOP OF JAKE SMITH AND COVERS HIM! THE REFEREE GETS IN POSITION! 

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR —

Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH KICKS OUT!!!!! VIC VENDETTA CANNOT BELIEVED IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith is a former two-time PURE Champion! It’s going to take a lot more to take him down! Vic Vendetta seems to be a little in disbelief about Jake Smith finding the strength to keep him down! Vic manages to get to his feet as he has his eyes on Jake, who is struggling to get himself to an all fours position, BUT VIC IS TAKING A FEW STEPS BACK, STALKING UP ‘THE INDUSTRY RULER’ AND VIC RUNS TOWARDS HIM — CHAMPIONSHIP ENDER!!!! THE CURBSTOMP ON JAKE SMITH!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!!!! JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Vic Vendetta stumbles forward as Jake gets Vic by his head, making Vic bend back — Godsent! The rolling cutter on Vic as Jake quickly goes for the cover!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE —

Jake Mercer: VIC VENDETTA WITH THE KICK OUT!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith cannot believe it at all! He is scrunching his hair back in pure frustration! I don’t think that he expected this much smoke from Vic Vendetta! He wasn’t expecting Vic to have so much left in the tank, but Vic Vendetta is showing everyone what makes him a Hall of Famer! Jake is demanding for the referee of the match to count faster, before continuing to inflict as much punishment on Vic! Wait, it seems like Jake is looking to wrap up this match and call it a day! 

Jake Smith: (off-mic) THIS IS MY SHOW, VIC! YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A GUEST STAR WHO HAS OVERSTAYED HIS WELCOME!!!!!

(Jake Smith manages to slap Vic Vendetta in the face as he drops down to his knee.)

Jake Smith: (off-mic) What was your point of coming back, Vic? You’re nothing more than a waste of MY camera time!

(Jake Smith slaps Vic Vendetta in the face again. Vic has not moved a bit as Jake clutches Vic’s face, forcing the Hall of Famer to look him in the eye.) 

Jake Smith: (off-mic) You should have returned on Showdown! Without me on the brand, they could use all the star power they can get!

(Jake Smith slaps Vic Vendetta again.)

Jake Smith: (off-mic) You should have returned on Voltage! You may have died a lot sooner —

(Vic Vendetta spits directly at Jake Smith’s face, getting back at him for spitting on his own face around the beginning parts of the match. Jake is disgusted and in disbelief for what Vic just managed to do.)

Stew-O: SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT ON VIC VENDETTA!!!! JAKE SMITH HITS VIC WITH THE SHINING WIZARD OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!!!! HE IS THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM GETTING A VICTORY OVER A HALL OF FAMER!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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….

Jake Mercer: VIC VENDETTA HAS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Wonderful ring awareness from the veteran himself! Jake Smith is smashing his fists against the mat! He cannot believe that Vic Vendetta just kicked out of one of his finishers! Jake is getting pissed off and that could either mean two things: it makes him more brutal or he manages to let his emotions get the best of him! JAKE MANAGES TO GET VIC UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE HE REBOUNDS HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES — BROKEN WINGS! THE SWINGING SNAP NECKBREAKER ON VIC —

Stew-O: But, Vic Vendetta manages to spin himself around! Spinning heel kick nails Jake  Smith in the face! I think that Jake Smith is shocked himself that there is still life in the veteran as he is clutching onto his face! Jake is right back to his feet, BUT VIC MANAGES TO PICK UP THE FORMER PURE CHAMPION BY HIS ARM BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! JAKE MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON THE ROPES, BUT VIC RACES, NAILING HIM WITH A HELLUVA KICK! IF THAT DIDN’T KNOCK ANY TEETH DOWN THE THROAT OF JAKE SMITH, I’M NOT SURE WHAT WILL! 

Jake Mercer: My name twin staggers forward as Vic Vendetta manages to pick him up before a spinning spinebuster! Now, Vic is throwing some left and right punches, making sure that he weakens Jake Smith enough, so that he’ll be able to connect with one of his finishers! Jake is trying to cover his face, preventing some of those punches from connecting on his face! Jake manages to roll himself out of the way as he manages to back himself to one of the corners, but Vic manages to go for a boxing combination! Vic manages to punch Jake in the ribs in a one-two combination as Jake has no way to cover himself! 

Flannery McCoy: Vic Vendetta takes a step back before as he delivers a chop to the chest of Jake Smith! You can see the look of pain on the so-called ‘Industry Ruler’ as Vic follows that up with another chop to his chest! Now, Vic continues to connect with some chops to Jake’s chest! You can see Jake’s chest going as red as a tomato! Vic manages to tug Jake by the arm, whipping him to the other corner, but Jake manages to stop midway, reversing Vic’s whip, so that it’s Vic that slams into the corner! Jake manages to rush towards Vic Vendetta at the corner —

Stew-O: POP-UP POWERBOMB BY VIC VENDETTA STOPS JACK SMITH IN HIS TRACKS!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: FUCK! NO! :noah: It seems like Vic Vendetta is not done there as he scouts that Jake Smith is going to an all fours position! Vic rebounds himself off the horizontal set of ropes —

Flannery McCoy: CHAMPIONSHIP ENDER — THE CURBSTOMP ON JAKE SMITH AS VIC VENDETTA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!




Stew-O: JAKE SMITH KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: I KNEW THAT HE WOULD!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:

Flannery McCoy: Vic Vendetta’s eyes widen in disbelief! He can’t seem to believe it himself! At that moment, I think that he’s beginning to realize that the Elitists in the new era, they are a different breed! They are a new crop of talent who is able to do some insane things such as kicking out of his finisher! It seems like there’s one other move that Vic can go to end Jake Smith once and for all! 

Stew-O: VIC VENDETTA RISES TO HIS FEET, PICKING UP JAKE SMITH BY HIS HAIR AS HE MANAGES TO THROW A PUNCH TO JAKE! BUT, JAKE COMES BACK SWINGING BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TO VIC! VIC CONNECTS WITH AN EVEN HARDER PUNCH TO JAKE! JAKE COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER HARD PUNCH TO VIC! VIC! JAKE! VIC! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! VIC MANAGES TO KICK JAKE SMITH IN THE STOMACH BEFORE PULLING JAKE CLOSER TO HIM AS HE GOES FOR A DOUBLE CHICKENWING DDT! But, Jake manages to push Vic Vendetta away before nailing the Hall of Famer with a superkick! Vic staggers back into the ropes, but he comes racing back to Jake Smith, who follows that up with a clothesline, but Vic manages to duck the clothesline before taking Jake down with a spinning heel kick! Jake is slowly getting to his feet —

Jake Mercer: HOF!!!!! THE SCISSORS KICK!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: VIC VENDETTA NAILS JAKE SMITH WITH THE HOF! THE SCISSORS KICK THAT JAKE SMITH THOUGHT THAT HE HAD WELL-SPOTTED EARLIER IN THE MATCH! VIC VENDETTA WITH THE COVER!!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Stew-O:HOW IN THE HELL?!?!?!?

Jake Mercer: HE IS STILL ALIVE, BITCHES!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith better be thankful that the rope is near him! If they weren’t, the match would have gone to Vic Vendetta! Vic cannot believe that Jake manages to kick out in another one of his moves! 

(To say that Vic Vendetta is shocked would be an understatement. The Hall of Famer puts his hands on his hips as he looks down on his fallen opponent. He nods quite a few times, almost like giving him props for kicking out of two of his finishers. In a way, Vic may or may not be impressed by the performance of Jake Smith, but he isn’t going to be admitting that anytime soon.)

Stew-O: Vic Vendetta rises back to his feet and it seems like he’s going for ANOTHER HOF scissors kick! He is demanding for Jake Smith to get back to his feet, but you can see that Jake is struggling to get back to his feet! I don’t think that he’s completely aware of what Vic Vendetta has in store for him! Jake is slowly getting back to his feet, but Vic doesn’t wait for him to get completely back to his feet — ANOTHER HOF ON JAKE SMITH!!!!

Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO TURN HIMSELF AROUND BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH THE GODSENT, THE ROLLING CUTTER ON VIC VENDETTA!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT, JAKE SMITH ISN’T STOPPING THERE AS HE MANAGES TO PICK UP VIC VENDETTA BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH ANOTHER GODSENT! HE MANAGES TO TAKE VIC VENDETTA DOWN AS HE MANAGES TO PICK UP VIC! JAKE IS IN POSITION FOR HIS FINISHER THAT HE CALLS THE ‘ABYSMAL ENDING!’ JAKE WITH THE BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX AND VIC VENDETTA GETS FLIPPED TO A SNAP DDT! VIC VENDETTA IS DOWN AS JAKE SMITH GOES FOR THE COVER! 

OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!




(DING! DING! DING!)

(“War” plays once again as Jake Smith gets off of Vic Vendetta. Jake is trying to catch his breath as he gets his arm raised by the official, who helps up up to his feet.)

Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…JAKE SMITH!!!!!!

Stew-O: What a war between these two! Either of these two could have walked out with the victory tonight, but it happens to be Jake Smith’s night! It took two Godsent rolling cutters and an Abysmal Ending to take down Vic Vendetta! 

Jake Mercer: I knew that Jake Smith would manage to get the job done, but it wasn’t easy for him whatsoever! This victory was well-earned for him! He nearly had to pull all the stops to put away the Hall of Famer!

Flannery McCoy: As for Vic Vendetta, an excellent performance. He showed a ton of heart tonight. I don’t think that there were many people expecting that performance from him. I know that there were a ton of questions on whether Vic would be able to hang with someone as young as Jake Smith in the ring, but he was as good as he was at the peak of his career. No shame in the loss. Vic Vendetta is still a Hall of Famer and put on an excellent performance that the EAW Universe will be talking about.

Stew-O: Jake Smith had one goal tonight and that was to let someone like Vic Vendetta know that his fifteen minutes of fame were up. Wait, what in the hell?!??!

(Jake Smith is seen celebrating his victory as Vic Vendetta rises back to his feet and holds a glare to Jake Smith. Jake stops his celebration as “War” by grandson dies down. Jake is on the defense in case Vic decides to attack or show some poor sportsmanship.)

Jake Mercer: Are we going to see round two between these two?

(Jake Smith is still as smug as ever, but Vic Vendetta extends his hand out for Jake the shake. A wonderful sign of sportsmanship as Jake was not anticipating this moment. The socially distanced crowd is encouraging Jake to be a good sport as Jake seems to be puzzled on what he should be doing. Should he shake Vic’s hand?)

Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith accepts the handshake as the socially distanced crowd loves the sign of sportsmanship between the two of them!

Stew-O: Now, Vic Vendetta raises Jake Smith’s arm up in the air and points at him, acknowledging him as the winner of the match! 

Jake Mercer: You’re damn right! He is the winner of the match! 😤

(Vic Vendetta pats Jake Smith on the shoulder before exiting the ring, letting Jake Smith soak in his celebration. “War” plays once again as Jake continues to celebrate.)

Flannery McCoy: Not going to lie, but I was expecting Jake Smith to be an asshole towards him.

Stew-O: Weren’t we all?

Jake Mercer: Jake Smith is the kindest person in this company! And he is the winner of this match! Congratulations to Jake Smith!

(The camera grabs a final shot of Jake before transitioning elsewhere.)

(Backstage) 

 (After a grueling match in the Specialists Chamber, Alexis is in the back not in the best of moods. She was hoping to walk out as the Specialists Champion but instead was eliminated. There is a lot going through the mind of Alexis right now, including the match in which Dr. Bethany Blue will face Kassidy Heart in an unsanctioned contest. The last time those two were in the ring the toppled from the top of the Armageddon Hell in a Cell to the fiery bottom taking both ladies out of the match and wrestling though Bethany followed Doctor’s orders and Kassidy did not. Alexis is a sad panda, she is worried about Bethany and wanted to make her feel better by holding her own gold. The Doctor in her pink and gold wrestling gear walks in looking ready for her grueling match with Heart. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: There you are. 

 Alexis Chambers: Sorry, I was going to come look for you Bethany but I’m really hurting both physically and mentally. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Don’t be, I am proud of you no matter what and the best thing about it, you didn’t get hurt to the point that I would have to take care of you all night. I mean, I don’t mind playing your Doctor, but I have a feeling, you may be playing mine later tonight, that is why I plan to gut this bee-itch early and be back in time to watch Grey’s Anatomy episodes with you. 

 Alexis Chambers: I love those! Anyway, with the holidays here and….. 

 (Bethany cuts her off, pointing her index finger…) 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Now hold on. The holidays already started, Hanukah, remember!? 

 Alexis Chambers: Yes, of course Dr. Blue, I always forget that you’re such a hot Jew. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: I am a hot Jew, that much is true. Anyway, I don’t want you to be sad, I mean we haven’t had the best of luck lately. The private business is hurting because I was hurt, but I wanted to be an inspiration to all the little girls out there who want to be Doctor’s and wrestle, show them that even when you are hurt, it is smart to stay home, but as I go out there tonight, they know how brave women like us are, right? 

 Alexis Chambers: You are so smart, Bethany. I’m tired of failing you though. I could have become the Specialists Champion; I was so close.” 

 (Bethany knows she wasn’t but is there anyway to console her because in the Doctor’s eyes she can do no wrong. Bethany sits down next to her, running her fingers through her long sweaty hair before realizing how sweaty it really was, she wipes her hands-on Alexis t-shirt.) 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: I know I am, but so are you, we are the Maidens of Malpractice, best friends, lovers, and co-workers. We have the winds on our sails, 2021 is going to be our year. Don’t listen to Kassidy or anyone else, we are going to be bathing in gold, in one of our long, bubble baths, you know the ones…. 

 Alexis Chambers: Oh, I do, it’s when I get to play deep sea diver, I always wanted to do that for reals, maybe over the Christmas break we should go to the Great Barrier Reef? 

 (The Doctor smiles, knowing that it is a good idea but with the COVID-19 Pandemic, there is no way possible they are going to travel, besides, she needs to get her business going, and is afraid that Mr. DEDEDE may try to have her arrested when she does a live surgery in just a little bit to the EAW fans.) 

 Alexis Chambers: We could even go on a double date with Terry and Consuelo…. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Yeah, I doubt Terrence will want to be anywhere around me, besides, every time I am around your brother, I want to go all Medical Procedure on him, it must be a fetish of mine, I don’t know, but don’t tell him that alright? 

 Alexis Chambers: …….. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Anyway, listen, everything is going to be alright, I have my medical bag with me, I have all my tools for the match, whatever happens, I will not let you down, I will walk away on my own power, no stretchers for me, they will need buckets for Kassidy. No matter what happens, just remember that you are the future of the EAW. 

 Alexis Chambers: So are you. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: True, I have only been wrestling 18 months and Kassidy what, 9-10 years? She is going to be so embarrassed when I defeat her. Alright, I will see you later, okay? 

 Alexis Chambers: Okay, be safe. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m a doctor, always. 

 (As Bethany is about to leave, Alexis grabs her hand, turning around she points up above them, suddenly Dr. Bethany Blue realizes there is Mistletoe hanging over them. The Good Doctor smirks, her eyes shift to Alexis who stands up.) 

 Alexis Chambers: Mistletoe. You know what that means, right? 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Yes, your allergies are a concern. You know that Mistletoe has allergens that could cause mucus build up. You need to be extremely careful. 

 Alexis Chambers: No, I mean like what it means, like…. You know….. kissing under the Mistletoe? 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Oooohh…. Yeah, I never did that before. 

 (Alexis smirks…..) 

 Alexis Chambers: Then maybe we need to have our first kiss under the Mistletoe? It could be a good luck kiss too. 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Well, why not. 

 (They both lean in, start kissing before suddenly they both ram their tongues down each other’s throats, Bethany pins Alexis to the wall as they continue to get hot and heavy…. 

 … Ahem…. 

 (Bethany and Alexis both stop, Bethany quickly fixes herself up and wipes the spit from her face as Nurse Goldstein stands there holding the Doctor’s Medical bag, handing it to her.) 

 Dr. Bethany Blue: Right, my medical bag, my match. Of course. Nurse lead the way. 

 (Nurse Goldstein nods, and starts to walk down the hallway, Dr. Bethany Blue follows, quickly turning to Alexis who makes a “V” and shimmies her tongue back and forth as the Doctor’s eyes widen before she turns and continues down the hallway, following her Head Nurse.)

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(Coming down to ringside, the cameras show Bella Braxton inside the ring with a microphone to call the match.)

Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for-

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Bella Braxton: And it is for the National Elite Championship!

(“Kingslayer” by Bring Me The Horizon feat. BABYMETAL beings to play to a roar of boos from the crowd and Jesse and Hannah come out from the back, with Jesse wearing a jacket while Hannah trails at his side.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Hoboken, New Jersey…. weighing 210 pounds…. “THE HANDSOM JERSEY DEVIL”… JESSSSSSSEEEEEE BAAAARRRRRRLLLLOOOOWWWW!!!

(Jesse starts down the ramp where he starts removing his jacket, opening it up and revealing a t-shirt where on the front, is the nude picture of Minerva that he and Hannah leaked from Myles’ stolen phone!)

James Peters: This is absolutely a disgusting display from Jesse, but really, should we have expected anything less?!

Rich Russillo: Honestly? Probably not! They’ve been doing everything to get under Myles’ skin and tonight, is going to be no exception!

Persephone: And that’s why I’ve got popcorn to go right along with this match! Finally, Myles and Jesse are making themselves useful for the first time in their lives, by actually providing some decent entertainment!

(Jesse enters the ring, showing off the t-shirt to the crowd and reveling in the negative reaction that his actions are receiving. “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi takes over the crowd ignites into a mixed reaction for Myles, as he comes out with the National Elite Championship!)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent, he is the current National Elite Champion… weighing in at 227 pounds… “THE MANIFEST” MYYYYYYYLLLLLLEEEESSSS!!!

James Peters: Myles look absolutely livid as he comes down the ramp, fed up with everything that Barlow has done over the past few weeks, and this shirt isn’t going to help make things better! Myles was fine with having the match, but over the weeks, Jesse and Hannah have shown that they’ll do anything to seemingly get some type of advantage over him!

Rich Russillo: Tonight, it all comes to a point where we’ll see if anything either one of them can do pays off, and for Myles, it could prove to be a complicated task!

(Myles enters the ring, going right after Jesse but he exits from the ring before Myles can do anything.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing next, the special guest referee for this match… ELLLLL LAAAAANNNNDEEERRRRSSSSOOOONNNN!!!!

(The crowd explodes for Landerson as he makes his way out in a referee shirt and heads down to the ring.)

Rich Russillo: Landerson went and ended up with his position, after confronting Captain Charisma about what had gone down between Myles and Adriana! Myles trashed his whole family, disrespected his daughter, and now, this is what it’s come to!

James Peters: Clearly not a situation that favors Myles, but we can only sit back and watch it happen!

Persephone: I can’t lie, he was kinda rude to Adriana for no reason and it really wasn’t called for, but I’m also not going to say that I don’t love the drama of it all!

(Landerson enters the ring and backs Myles up so that Jesse can enter the ring. With the title handed off to ringside, Landerson calls for the bell!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: MYLES INSTANTLY TAKES OFF AT JESSE-

Rich Rusillo: BUT LANDERSON STRIKES MYLES WITH A CLUBBING BLOW OVER THE BACK! AND BEFORE MYLES CAN TURN AROUND, LANDERSON GETS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ROLL-UP!!! LANDERON’S GONNA FUCKING STEAL IT!! LANDERSON’S GONNA WIN THE NATIONAL ELITE TITLE!!!

James Peters: Landerson turns his head over to Jesse, beckoning him over, but Barlow is as confused as the rest of us!

El Landerson: (off-mic) ¿Por qué no estás contando? Make the count!

Jesse Barlow: (off-mic) You’re the one that’s the ref!

James Peters: It seems that Landerson is remembering that he is, in fact, the referee for this match-up!

Rich Russillo: I say let him compete; there’s no use in holding back the GOAT! 😤

Persephone: That asshole Myles finally pushes Landerson off of him and Myles doesn’t look pleased at all! He shoves Landerson, getting in his face and he clearly doesn’t appreciate whatever the fuck is going through Landerson’s head to have pulled a stunt like that!

James Peters: AND THERE COMES JESSE BARLOW FROM BEHIND, PINNING MYLES WITH A ROLL-UP OF HIS OWN!!! LANDERSON DROPS DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!!

El Landerson: (off-mic) ONE!

TWO!

THREE-

Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST BARELY KICKS OUT IN TIME! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A FAST COUNT BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! THE SPEED, THE QUICKNESS, THE AGILITY! THE GRACE AND THE FLUIDITYl!!! This might be the best refereeing I’ve ever seen :blessed:!!!!

James Peters: :wow:

Persephone: Myles is pissed as hell, but clearly, Landerson is out to make him pay for literally talking all that shit to his daughter and about his family; Myles brought this upon himself as far as I’m concerned. Also, remember to use the hashtag #IStandWithAdriana during this match to show solidarity against inconsiderate assholes like this ginger fuck we’re having to watch in the ring.

Rich Russillo: This is clearly going to be a difficult night for Myles, no matter how anyone looks at it; I have no idea how he’s supposed to overcome it! But Myles is kneeling against the ropes as he looks across the ring at Jesse and Landerson, and Jesse is sporting an amused smirk knowing that Myles is completely thrown off right now. Between that offensive shirt and Landerson’s unpredictability, he’ll have to work to keep himself in check.

James Peters: Myles gets back to his feet and they circle the ring before meeting in the middle, but Jesse connects with a quick jab to Myles’ face as he had his arms raised! Jesse follows up with a knee to the gut to double him over and Myles gets a forearm from Jesse slammed down across the back of his neck! Jesse yanks him in for a snap suplex there in the middle of the ring before floating over into a knee drop to the chest! Jesse back up on his feet now when he stomps Myles’ stomach, forcing him to sit up only to catch a swift kick to the face that turns him over!

Persephone: Jesse plants a knee in the middle of Myles’ back before he reaches forward to lock his hands around Myles’ chin, but before he can get that lock fully applied, Myles manages to grab his wrists to send him rolling forward! The man who I can’t thank enough for starting all this drama to begin with so that there’d finally be an entertaining sideshow to Rex’s reclaiming of the EAW Championship gets up on his feet, but ends up taking a huge clothesline from Myles.

James Peters: Barlow rushes up only to be taken down again and has to bring himself to his feet one more time- RUNNING HURRICANRANA FROM MYLES TO JESSE! JESSE GETS THROWN ACROSS THE RING AND HE ENDS UP SURGING FORWARD BEFORE FLOPPING FACE DOWN! MYLES GRABS THE CHALLENGER FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM TO THE MAT FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!

Rich Russillo: MYLES CLIMBS OVER HIM WHERE HE STARTS SLAM HIS FIST INTO JESSE’S FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! HE’S HOLDING NOTHING BACK AND FOR GOOD REASON, AS JESSE BARLOW AND HANNAH MARIN HAVE GONE OUT OF THEIR WAY TO PROVIDE DISTRACTION AFTER DISTRACTION EVER SINCE THIS MATCH WAS DECLARED! JESSE HAS BARELY ANY TIME TO COVER UP! AND NOW MYLES GOES TO TRY TO RIP THAT SHIRT OFF OF JESSE!

James Peters: BUT JESSE MANAGES REACH UP AND RAKE THE EYES! LANDERSON DOESN’T EVEN THINK TO WARN HIM, LETTING THIS PLAY OUT! JESSE LUNGES FORWARD OFF THE MAT TO SPEAR MYLES DOWN IN AN EFFORT TO RETURN THE FAVOR ON ALL THOSE PUNCHES! AND NOW JESSE DROPS DOWN TO PRESS HIS FINGERS AGAINST THE EYES OF THE CHAMPION, AND LANDERSON ISN’T BOTHERING TO WARN HIM TO LET UP!

Persephone: Any other time we’d be looking at a disqualification for as long as Jesse’s done that because he’s absolutely refused to relent, and you all know how much I’d be absolutely rooting for this shit to be over regardless of how it comes about, but for once, I’m thinking we let this one play out.

James Peters: Only because suddenly you’re actually interested in anything that’s going on because of this unnecessary drama :mjpls:

Persephone: Well, duh! You couldn’t possibly think that I’d be actually interested in anything these fucks would be doing otherwise :mjlol:

Rich Russillo: Jesse Barlow finally breaks that illegal maneuver on Myles and drags him up to his feet but not before a stomp down on the head, then trapping him in a side headlock! Myles begins to throw punches into Jesse’s lower back in an effort to force him to break, but Jesse follows through on a swift takedown while keeping that headlock applied, and now he’s driving his elbow into the face of Myles!

James Peters: Jesse knows he has to stay in control here, especially in the early going, and wear Myles down to keep him grounded so that he isn’t on the end of the fury Myles no doubt has intended for him tonight! Jesse drops further down to start slamming his other forearm into Myles’ face- Myles gets his legs up around Jesse for a headscissor! But Jesse pops out of it with a kip up, landing perfectly on his feet and he’s all too proud of himself, so much that he has to take a moment to gloat to the booing crowd-

Rich Rusillo: MYLES FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOLBOY PIN!! MYLES TAKES HIM DOWN AND HE’S GOT THE CHALLENGER COVERED!!!

James Peters: THAT’S ONE… TWO…. THREE… FOUR…. FIVE…. IS LANDERSON GOING TO MAKE THE FUCKING COUNT?!

Persephone: Absolutely not! He knows exactly what me and the people want out of this match, and dammit, he’s clearly got every intention of delivering it; let’s not tell an obvious genius and brilliant ring official how to work :wow:!!

James Peters: AND ONLY NOW DOES LANDERSON COME OVER TO INSPECT THE PIN TO MAKE SURE JESSE’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN BEFORE DROPPING DOWN TO FINALLY MAKE A COUNT, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER AS JESSE KICKS OUT! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!

Persephone: Uh, first of all, speak for yourself, James, because I for one, am absolutely loving it! Myles is absolutely fucking fed up with this already, storming over to Landerson and he grabs him by his shirt, violently shaking him as he threatens him about what I can barely make out through that accent to what he wants to allegedly claim is “poor officiating”! But I don’t know what Crocodile Dundee is complaining about, I think Landerson’s done great so far 🤷‍♀️

Rich Russillo: Landerson is shouting back, pointing to his referee shirt and threatening to strip Myles of his National Elite Title via disqualification-

James Peters: JESSE BARLOW ATTACKS MYLES FROM BEHIND AND LANDERSON JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET OUT THE WAY! JESSE STOMPS DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND MYLES TRIES TO COVER UP BUT JESSE IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTESS! THE CHALLENGER SWIFTLY DRAGS MYLES UP OFF THE MAT AND HE ATTACKS WITH A SIDE SLAM BACKBREAKER, PROCEEDING TO FLIP MYLES FROM OVER HIS KNEE AND TRANSITIONING INTO A BRIDING REVERSE CHIN LOCK!

Rich Russillo: JESSE LOOKS TO APPLY AS MUCH FORCE AS HE CAN WITH THIS, PUTTING PRESSURE ON MYLES’ NECK IN THAT UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION FOR THE CHAMP, AND HE’S GONNA HAVE TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! MYLES CLAWS AT JESSE’S HANDS BUT HE’S DETERMINED TO KEEP THE HOLD, AND MYLES CAN’T BREAK IT! HE STARTS TRUDGING TO THE ROPES AND HE GETS FINGERTIPS AWAY… HE’S GOT THE ROPES!

Persephone: But like the legendary referee that he is, Landerson doesn’t warn Jesse and doesn’t even start a count! He’s even asking Myles if he wants to tap :mjlol:!! But Myles drags himself forward and forces Jesse to break, as he drags himself out the ring since the rope break clearly wasn’t going to work in his favor.

James Peters: Myles has a moment to catch a breath but Jesse doesn’t have plans of letting that last too long, as he looks to Myles before taking off into the opposite of ropes! Jesse comes running back- SUICIDE DIVE ONTO MYLES! NO! MYLES TAKES HIM OUT OF THE AIR WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! JESSE GOES DOWN TO THE GROUND THERE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THAT WAS ONE UGLY LANDING! MYLES NOW DRAGS HIM UP AND RUNS HIM BACK INTO THE RING APRON! THAT’S ONCE! TWICE! THREE- FOUR TIMES! AND NOW A SCOOP SLAM INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AND JESSE DROPS TO THE FLOOR!

Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES ISN’T DONE AS HE PULLS JESSE UP OVER HIS SHOULDER, RUNNING HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! JESSE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP, AND HERE COMES HANNAH LOOKING TO COME OVER TO CHECK ON HIM, BUT MYLES WARNS HER TO STAY BACK!

Persephone: Myles rolls Jesse into the ring before Hannah can do anything and he forces Jesse to stand against the ropes- AND HE TEARS THE SHIRT JESSE’S WEARING RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE! WHY DOES MYLES HAVE TO RUIN ALL THE FUN?!?! :noah:

James Peters: AND HE LIGHTS JESSE UP WITH A CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! HE STRIKES WITH ANOTHER! HE RAISES HIS ARM AND JESSE PREMATURELY TRIES TO BLOCK IT, AND MYLES SIMPLY CHANGES UP WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! MYLES RIPS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES, PULLING HIM UP INTO A SAMOAN DROP!! MYLES NOW WITH A COVER!!

El Landerson: (off-mic) OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Jesse kicked out but that was Landerson with the longest slow count of the century, an innovative display in contrast to the earlier quick count; the versatility of his refereeing truly knows no bounds :wow:

James Peters: Myles simply looks irritated with Landerson and I think as the match goes on, it’ll only become worse. Myles shakes his head and turns his attention back to Jesse, taking the time to get the disgusting shirt off of Jesse completely before throwing it out of the ring! Jesse gets brought to his feet and dropped with a snap suplex! Jesse sits up off the mat clutching at his back and Myles connects with a wicked kick to the back! Myles somersaults over Jesse with a rolling necksnap and he stops himself from going for a cover, glaring at Landerson.

El Landerson: :umad:

Persephone: 😂

Rich Russillo: Myles looks ready to punch the absolute shit out of El Landerson but manages to hold off, instead turning his focus back onto his challenger! He lifts Jesse up onto his shoulders- TAKING OFF TOWARD THE CORNER LOOKING FOR A BUCKLE BOMB BUT JESSE ROLLS FORWARD INTO A SUNSET FLIP! MYLES ROLLS OUT OF IT LOOKING FOR A DROPKICK BUT JESSE DROPS BACK AND ROLLS OUT THE WAY! THEY RACE TO THEIR FEET WITH QUICKNESS AND MYLES IS THE FIRST TO SWING BUT JESSE DUCKS AND SNAPMARES MYLES TO THE MAT, FOLLOWED BY A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

James Peters: JESSE DRAGS HIM UP AND WHIPS MYLES INTO THE CORNER, MEETING HIM THERE WITH A MULTITUDE OF STOMPS AND KICKS! HANNAH IS THERE ON THE OUTSIDE CHEERING HIM ON AND LANDERSON IS CONTENT WITH SIMPLY WATCHING THIS TRANSPIRE, DOING NOTHING TO GET IN THE WAY!

Rich Russillo: It’s probably for the best that he doesn’t, I’m not sure I’d want to see what Jesse would do to him :lupe:

James Peters: AND NOW JESSE BACKS AWAY FROM MYLES BEFORE CHARGING IN- MYLES LIFTS HIM UP AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! JESSE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND MYLES TAKES A SWING BUT JESSE DROPS DOWN BEFORE IT CAN HIT, AND HE REACHES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO TAKE MYLES OFF HIS FEET AND DRAG HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR! MYLES TAKES AN UNCERIMONIOUS FALL BUT HE ISN’T DOWN FOR LONG AS JESSE SENDS MYLES RIGHT INTO THE STEPS!

Persephone: This blonde bitch out here in front of us is absolutely loving what’s going down right now and while I couldn’t give a shit about Jesse Barlow or her, I’d say I’ve been enjoying myself too!

Rich Russillo: Myles is down against the steps clutching at his head- AND JESSE COMES CHARGING FORWARD!! “SITTING DUCK”!!! DOUBLE LEG DROPKICK CONNECTS AND MYLES’ HEAD SNAPS BACK AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! THEY’VE GOT ABSOLUTELY NO GIVE AND MYLES IS IN A WORLD OF HURT!!!

James Peters: Jesse now forcing the National Elite Champion up and he slams his head off the top of the steps! Myles looks like he can barely stand after taking one more and this is surely not the position that Myles wants to be in right now! Barlow strikes him over the back before grabbing him to slam his face against the steps once more, but Myles throws his hands flat against them and throws an elbow into Jesse’s gut!

Rich Russillo: Myles with another one to break out of Jesse’s hold! He starts fighting back with what he can- BUT JESSE BLASTS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE! AND NOW HE WHIPS THE CHAMPION RIGHT HERE INTO THE COMMENTARY TABLE; WAY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT RIGHT NOW!

James Peters: JESSE CHARGES FORWARD BUT MYLES JUST BARELY MANAGES TO FEND HIM OFF WITH A TIMELY KICK! Even Hannah Marin is close the action here as she watches things closely, watching as Myles tries to get himself back into this! Myles is slow to start but he’s getting back control nonetheless! A kick to one of Jesse’s legs brings him to kneel- And Hannah Marin just dumps that bucket of popcorn all over Myles from behind!

Persephone: Ummmm, okay, what the fuck?! My popcorn?! Who does this bitch think she is?!

Rich Russillo: BUT IT’S ENOUGH TO IRRITATE MYLES AS HE WHIPS AROUND STARTS YELLING AT HANNAH, AND HANNAH BACKS UP TRYING TO ACT INNOCENT BUT THERE’S NO USE IN THAT! MYLES HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON HER- JESSE DROPS THE POPCORN BUCKET OVER MYLES’ HEAD AND SENDS HIM INTO THE RING POST!

James Peters: JESSE QUICKLY GOES TO ROLL HIM INTO THE RING, POPCORN BUCKET AND ALL, WHILE LANDERSON WARNS HANNAH TO STAY OUT OF IT! MYLES CAN’T SEE A THING AS JESSE BRINGS HIM TO HIS FEET AND SPINS HIM AROUND, KICKING HIM IN THE GUT!! “BAMBINO BOMB”!!! TIGER BOMB CONNECTS AND LANDERSON SLIDES IN TO MAKE THE COUNT WHEN JESSE MAKES THE PIN!!

El Landerson: (off-mic) OOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-

Rich Russillo: MYLES GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!

Persephone: Okay, but what the hell, my popcorn?!

James Peters: I could literally hear you chewing into your mic since this started; can’t say I’m mad about that one from Hannah! But inside the ring, Jesse kicks Myles’ head through the bucket, denting the side of it before Myles is pulled up off the mat taken into the corner! Jesse slaps the popcorn off of Myles prior to lifting him to set him up on the top turnbuckle, and Jesse aims to climb up after him!

Rich Russillo: But Myles starts fighting back, returning on the punches that Jesse was throwing to keep him stunned as he tried to climb just there in front of him! Jesse is determined to keep his control though as he fires back- BUT MYLES KICKS AT ONE OF HIS LEGS AND JESSE DROPS TO THE MAT!! MYLES IS SLOW TO DO SO BUT HE GETS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WHILE JESSE GETS TO HIS FEET BELOW ON THE MAT!! DIVING METEORA FROM MYLES!!!

James Peters: MYLES TURNS OVER TO GET HIMSELF UP AS JESSE DOES THE SAME, ONLY MANAGING TO DO IT A LITTLE BIT FASTER AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR MYLES! MYLES FINDS HIMSELF IN POSITION FOR A DDT FROM THE CHALLENGER BUT MYLES SLIPS OUT AS JESSE SNAPS BACK TO THE MAT, AND THE CHAMPION HITS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO CRASH RIGHT DOWN ON HIS CHEST! MYLES HAULS HIM UP AND WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING, JESSE SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES BACK INTO A KNEE LIFT!

Persephone: The ginger sends him flipping over and Jesse crashes to the mat but Myles isn’t done spoiling all the fun, dragging him up into a michinoku driver. Kinda lame that he’s solely focused on being determined to end the mess before it could really take off, but I’ve been pretty out of it myself since that Hannah girl ruined it for me a little bit ago, so it’s whatever. But anyway, Myles targets his back with a stomp and goes to get him up looking to whip him into the corner-

Rich Russillo: But Myles pulls him into a back elbow! Myles with a number of forearms to start rattling Jesse before suddenly kicking him in the gut and striking him over the back! And he takes Jesse off his feet with a falcon arrow! The National Elite Champion bides his time after getting the challenger down, but not for too long as Jesse slowly staggers to his feet with Myles anticipating him-

James Peters: “KANGAROO KICK”!! THE SHOTGUN DROPKICK SENDS BARLOW BARRELLING BACKWARD INTO THE CORNER!! JESSE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLES AND MYLES GOES OVER TO PULL HIM AWAY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, GRABBING HIS LEGS AND STEPPING THROUGH INTO THE “DOWNUNDER” SHARPSHOOTER!!!

Rich Russillo: MYLES LEANS BACK INTO THE HOLD WHILE DEMADING THAT LANDERSON GO CHECK IN ON JESSE, DEMANDING AN ANSWER!! IF LANDERSON WON’T PROPERLY COUNT HIS PINS, HE’LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL THE SUBMISSION TAP OUT!! AND IN THAT CASE, MYLES JUST MIGHT END UP HAVING TO BEND JESSE IN HALF HERE IF HE WANTS ANY COOPERATION FROM EL LANDERSON!!

James Peters: JESSE STARTS TRUDGING TO THE ROPES, OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN, BUT HANNAH PUSHING THE BOTTOM ROPE TOWARD THE INSIDE OF THE RING MIGHT BE JUST WHAT HE NEEDS!! NEITHER LANDERSON NOR MYLES SEE IT AS THEY BOTH HAVE THEIR BACKS TURNED TO IT, AND JESSE IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET THERE!!

Rich Russillo: MYLES IS CALLING FOR JESSE TO TAP OUT, BUT CREDIT TO JESSE, AS HE IS ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED TO FIGHT THROUGH THIS! JESSE LOOKS UNSURE FOR A MOMENT BUT HE’S NEARLY THERE!! HANNAH IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO GET TO THE ROPE AND JESSE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW IF HE’LL MAKE IT-

James Peters: JESSE GETS TO THE ROPE!!! HANNAH QUICKLY BACKS AWAY BEFORE LANDERSON CAN SEE HER WHILE JESSE SHOUTS OUT THAT HE’S FORCED THE ROPE BREAK!! LANDERSON QUICKLY GOES TO INFORM MYLES AND HE STARTS THE COUNT!!! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI- But Myles makes it known that he’s pissed that Landerson started the obligatory five count, when he hadn’t done that earlier in the match against Jesse!

Persephone: At this point, someone might as well get disqualified, because if this bitch only has intentions of legitimately wrestling, then forget about it; I’m over it! Myles continues arguing with Landerson about his antics and Jesse is struggling up to his feet, while Landerson continues to argue back with Myles but I’m not sure why Myles is surprised anyway; he’s the one who trashed his whole family.

Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK! FROM BEHIND! HERE COMES JESSE LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD BUT MYLES DUCKS UNDER IT! JESSE NEARLY STRIKES LANDERSON BEFORE HE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! MYLES LUNGES FORWARD-

James Peters: BICYCLE KICK FROM MYLES TAKES DOWN LANDERSON :damn:!!!

Rich Russillo: JESSE SIDESTEPPED IT AND LEFT LANDERSON TO TAKE THE HIT!! LANDERSON IS DOWN AND ABSOLUTELY OUT, HAVING FALLEN OVER LIKE A TON OF BRICKS AND HE HASN’T MOVED SINCE HE GOT PUT DOWN!!!

(The crowd is booing the shit out of Myles, absolutely livid that he had managed to strike down such a beloved legend like El Landerson and given Myles’ history, they don’t seem convinced he cares. Honestly, the whole act looks pretty despicable, and really, they’re right to boo him because who the fuck did he think he was talking shit about the Landersons to begin with?)

Persephone: Okay, I lied, this is great again :mjlol:! Myles looks unsure of how to feel, but he knows he just laid out the only referee for this match; accident or not, I can’t say I hate how this is unfolding again!

James Peters: AND FROM BEHIND JESSE LOOKS TO USE THE TORN SHIRT AGAINST MYLES AFTER HAVING IT THROWN BACK INTO THE RING TO HIM BY HANNAH! JESSE GETS THE SHIRT AROUND MYLES’ NECK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO CHOKE MYLES OUT WITH THE SHIRT OF MINERVA’S NUDE PHOTO! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW IT’D HURT EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY TO HAVE THINGS END THIS WAY, WHEN IT WENT FROM USING THE PHOTO AS A MIND GAME TO NOW LITERALLY BEING USED AS A LITERAL WEAPON ON HIM!!

Rich Russillo: MYLES IS TRYING TO RIP THROUGH THE SHIRT AGAIN BUT HE CAN’T GET IT! JESSE HAS THAT PULLED TIGHT AROUND HIS NECK AND MYLES LOOKS TO BE FADING HERE!! HANNAH GOES AROUND THE RING AND TO THE SIDE OF THE APRON WHERE LANDERSON IS LAYING, TRYING TO ROUSE HIM BACK TO CONCIOUSNESS BY TRYING TO SHAKE HIM AWAKE!!!

James Peters: MYLES DROPS TO A KNEE AND HE’S NOT AS LIVELY AS HE WAS JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO WHEN TRYING TO BREAK FREE! THIS ISN’T FAIR AT ALL! BUT JESSE IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO HAVE MYLES CLINGING TO HIS LAST BREATH IF MYLES CAN’T GET OUT OF THIS ANY SOONER!

Persephone: Messy drama AND a death on a live FPV, Rex is back full-time – I deserve this after the absolute hell I’ve had to endure without my Sexy Rexy for so long :blessed:!!!

Rich Russillo: JESSE SCREAMS AT MYLES TO JUST DROP DEAD AND HE JUST MIGHT AT THIS RATE! JESSE PUTS EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THESE FEW FINAL MOMENTS OF MYLES’ CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN-

James Peters: MYLES LEANS BACK INTO JESSE AND REACHES UP, GRABBING HIS HEAD! MYLES DROPS DOWN WITH A SITOUT JAWBREAKER AND JESSE GOES FALLING BACKWARD! MYLES CLUTCHES AT HIS THROAT AFTER REMOVING THE SHIRT, AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL, AS HE KNOWS THAT HE JUST BARELY ESCAPED THAT ONE!

Rich Russillo: BUT BARLOW IS ALREADY GETTING UP, STUMBLING OVER TO MYLES! HE GRABS HIM AND GETS HIM IN POSITION!! “NEVERMORE”!!! V TRIGGER FROM JESSE TO MYLES!!

Persephone: BLOCKED! Myles hooks his arm around Jesse’s leg and Jesse is left to stand solely on the other, and Myles pulls him forward into huge lariat and they both go down! Landerson is barely awake thanks to Hannah, but she’s confident that it’s not too late for Jesse to still capitalize!

James Peters: While Jesse has rolled off in one direction, Myles is seated against the ropes- but wait! Coming down the ramp! It’s El Jr. and Adriana!

(The crowd couldn’t be more pleased and excited to see the two of them, but Adriana is leading the way, looking upset while El Jr. seems to be trying to plead with her. However, Adriana is set on coming down to ringside and she’s got her sights set solely on the champion. Marching right up to the apron she shoves him to get his attention, and Myles couldn’t appear to be more annoyed than he possibly ever has in his entire life.)

Adriana: (off-mic) How could you?!

Myles: (off-mic) What the hell are you talking about?!

Adriana: (off-mic) I loved you! And I thought you loved me! And then you just go and treat me like that, after everything we could’ve had together?! Did that mean NOTHING to you?!

Persephone: She loved him and he treated her like trash 😭

El Jr.: (off-mic) Adriana, please-

James Peters: ADRIANA JUST SLAPPED THE HELL OUT OF MYLES!! SHE DOES IT AGAIN! AND SHE’S UNRESTRAINED AS SHE DOESN’T LET UP!! IT TAKES EL JR. STEPPING IN AND PULLING HER AWAY FROM THE APRON TO GET THINGS UNDER CONTROL, AND MYLES LOOKS LIVID!!! HE’S GOT EVERYTHING WORKING AGAINST HIM RIGHT NOW! MYLES HAS GOT TO STAY FOCUSED!!!

Rich Russillo: HE’S YELLING AT ADRIANA AND EL JR. FOR BEING OUT HERE WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE FOCUSED ON WHAT’S BEHIND HIM! JESSE BARLOW GRABS MYLES AND THERE IT IS!!! “NEVERMORE” STRIKES AND MYLES GOES DOWN!!!

El Landerson: (off-mic) OOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

James Peters: MYLES KICKS OUT!!!!

Rich Russillo: Jesse looks stunned and looks to Hannah as if for reassurance that Myles did in fact just kick out, and neither of them can believe it!

Persephone: And from the looks of things, Adriana isn’t pleased either! She’s clearly counting on the man that she spilled her emotions to, the man that she LOVED, to lose what he seems to care most about and that’s winning this match; it’s kind of tragically poetic :mjcry:

James Peters: Jesse argues with Landerson, having been so sure that that was a three count but Landerson assures him that it was, despite still looking a little groggy from that kick he took from Myles! Barlow turns his attention back to Myles and kicks him down but Myles pushes himself up onto his hands in knees, determined to fight! Jesse kicks him in the ribs and Myles goes rolling to the ropes, where he brings Myles to stand before whipping across the ring!

Rich Russillo: Jesse swings for a clothesline but Myles ducks and comes off the next set of ropes- MYLES SURGES FORWARD OFF THE MOMENTUM AND TAKES JESSE DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY BLOCK!! MYLES ROLLS OFF THE CHALLENGER AND THEY GET TO THEIR FEET, MYLES DUCKING ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE AND JESSE TURNS AROUND INTO A BACK KICK FROM MYLES! MYLES BATTERS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH REPEATED RIGHT HANDS BEFORE JESSE HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO KICK MYLES AWAY! JESSE RUNNING AT MYLES-

James Peters: MYLES LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND SENDS HIM OVERHEAD INTO THE CORNER BUT BARLOW LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! BUT JESSE CAN’T EVEN MAKE A MOVE BEFORE MYLES REACHES UNDER HIM AND PULLS HIM DOWN WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE- SUPERKICK!!! JESSE IS TRAPPED AND STUNNED WHEN MYLES TAKES HIM OUT THE CORNER AND HE GRABS HIM BY HIS LEGS TO SEND HIM TO THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!

Persephone: Adriana breaks free from her brother and hurries up onto the apron, screaming at Myles, and all she wants is for him to show the slightest bit of compassion! To show that he cares like she’s sure that he does!

Rich Russillo: Are you sure you’re not projecting your situation with Rex onto Adriana here? :lupe:

Persephone: MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Me and Rex are happily committed to one another and that’s not open for speculation OR discussion!!

James Peters: Landerson is pleading with his daughter to get down from the apron and for his son to help in the situation, and they don’t see Hannah trying to urge Jesse over to her side of the ring! Hannah has a set of brass knuckles she’s inviting Jesse to take, while Myles is yelling at Adriana to get down as well!! And-

(The EAW Universe becomes unglued once again, as coming out from the back is former Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva!! She’s clearly seen enough and she comes down the aisle, no doubt annoyed with the display that she’s seen so far! Minerva strides right past the Landersons, who are sure to cautiously watch her, as she starts going right for Hannah!)

Rich Russillo: Minerva certainly had to be watching in the back, as she’s focused right on Hannah! Hannah slides the brass knuckles into the ring to Jesse but just when she tries to take off, Minerva catches her! Hannah shouts for Jesse to do something and for Minerva to let her go, she’s pleading with the former champ not to do anything!

James Peters: ATLAS FALLS TO HANNAH AND SHE’S OUT AND DONE FOR!!!

(Minerva drags Hannah around ringside and throws Hannah’s unconcious body down right in front of the Landersons, with both Adriana and El Jr. looking a bit more weary of their own presence now that Minerva’s here. Not saying a word as she simply stares down the younger woman with crossed arms and simply put, Adriana looks nervous as fuck as El Jr. takes the moment to lift a distracted Adriana down from the apron.)

El Jr.: (off-mic) ¡No creas que le harás lo mismo a ella! Don’t think you’re putting a finger on my sister, witch!

Minerva: (off-mic) You’re lucky I haven’t done anything yet. I don’t know what delusionals you came under that Myles would ever be interested in you, but this is your last and only chance to get away. Right now.

(Adriana knows she’d be no match for Minerva in the slightest, and El Jr. having to stand between them makes that all that more clear. Minerva takes a step forward in their direction but that’s all it takes for the two siblings to start heading back up the ramp.)

James Peters: That looks to be the end of that for the time being, as Minerva saves us from this dissolving into even more of a mess!

Persephone: That bitch ruins everything!

Rich Russillo: Myles can finally turn his attention back to his match and he finds Jesse seated against the bottom rope, having taken the moment to recover! Myles starts over and repeatedly starts stomping down on Jesse before he can even make a move and Landerson gets in the way, warning him about getting overly aggressive and for that kick from earlier! But look! Jesse’s taking the moment to try to get those brass knuckles on-

James Peters: MINERVA COMES AROUND AND REACHES THROUGH THE ROPES TO RIP THEM AWAY!!! MINERVA TOSSES THEM ASIDE AND JESSE BARLOW IS FURIOUS!! HE TRIES TO SWIPE AT MINERVA THROUGH THE ROPES BUT MINERVA BACKS AWAY- MYLES CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

Rich Russillo: JESSE DROPS TO A KNEE COVERING HIS HEAD AND MYLES TAKES HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! “DE FACTO”!!! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP!!! JESSE BARLOW IS OUT AND MYLES MAKES THE COVER!!! LANDERSON LOOKS RELUCTANT BUT MYLES AND MINERVA DEMANDING A COUNT GETS HIM TO THE MAT FOR IT!!!

El Landerson: (off-mic) OOOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi begins to play and Myles rises to his feet in the ring, where Minerva enters with the National Elite Championship in her hands to pass over to Myles, who takes it from her just to pull her to his side in an embrace.)

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. AND STILL THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… MYYYYYYLLLLEEEESSSS!!!

James Peters: This seemed to get messy and dramatic, but Minerva coming down seemed to put things back on track! Myles retains here tonight and, after everything he’s been put through because of Jesse Barlow, this outcome is clearly what they needed to feel as though they can finally move on!

Rich Russillo: Hannah and Jesse seemed to have it all worked out a few times, but Myles proved to be resilient and powered through it all as he was determined to be the one to come out on top, and get some payback for the issues they’ve caused him and Minerva!

Persephone: Landerson isn’t happy at all, but ultimately, it’ll be Adriana who needs the consoling because I don’t think she’s quite over her Myles infatuation!

James Peters: For her sake, I can only hope that it is; imagine what Minerva could potentially do to her if things got out of hand!

Persephone: Listen, I’m just here for the drama of it all.

(Inside the ring, the drama that’s unfolded over the course of the past few weeks as well as tonight shows that Minerva and Myles appear to be inseparable, and that looking out for each other is something that can be expected when it’s needed. With Minerva raising Myles’ hand and shooing Landerson away, Minerva is proud to show off the winner of the bout, having overcome and gotten through what they’ve needed to together, before the scene fades out.)

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(Road to Redemption fades back to ringside, and it opens up to a shot of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. After panning around the Chamber, the camera cuts to the timekeepers area where Bella Braxton stands with a microphone in her hand.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits, and the crowd begins cheering as Terry Chambers slowly walks out to the stage. He’s swinging a huge metal ball attached to a steel chain, and both the ball and chain is wrapped in barbed wire up until the very end of it. Terry doesn’t waste his time walking down the ramp, and as he finally reaches the ring he takes a second to admire the Extreme Elimination Chamber. After taking a few seconds to soak in the moment, Terry steps inside of his pod and allows it to close as he waits.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 257 pounds…. TTTEEEERRRRYYYYYYYY CCCHHAAAAMMMMMBBBEEEERRRSSSSS!!!!!!

James Peters: Here comes Terry Chambers! This season has been a great one for Terry seeing just how dominant he’s been, even scoring a victory over the EAW Champion! However, that victory was in a non title match and by roll up. Tonight is where it matters. This is Terry’s chance to either win his very first World Championship, or quite possibly have his huge victory on Voltage written off as nothing more than a fluke. Terry’s a phenomenal competitor and he’s been in this match before, hopefully things actually go his way this time.

Rich Russillo: Just look at that weapon too! A barbed wire wrapped ball and chain. Maybe this is Terry calling back to his last EAW Championship match in that Barbed Wire wrapped Chain match against Andrea Valentine, and using it as even more motivation to actually get the job done tonight! Only Terry knows why he’d choose such a weapon, but either way I can see him doing a whole ton of damage with that thing.

Persephone: Well Terry is a good for nothing meathead so a weapon like that sounds right up his alley. Look, Terry can try a thousand times for all I care. He’s not gonna become EAW Champion anytime soon, and I really think it’s time he starts accepting that. 

James Peters: Terry’s waited a long time for this. If there’s anything this season’s proven, it’s that Terry really is ready to become a World Champion. Let’s not forget what this match is too. We might just see a side of Terry that we don’t get to see very offen.

(As Terry continues to wait, ‘How You Like That’ by BLACKPINK hits, causing the crowd to begin booing. It takes a little while, but eventually Ahren Fournier begins making his way to the stage and down to the ring, and he has a grin on his face as he drags down an entire Christmas tree with him. The camera zooms in on the tree, and shows off some of the “decorations” on the tree, which are really extremely sharp candy canes, glass ornaments, and barbed wire cranberries. Ahren finally manages to get his Christmas Tree inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber before getting it inside of his pod, and both Ahren and Terry look at each other for a second before Ahren finally enters his pod.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Pawtucket, Rhode Island… Weighing in at 210 pounds… AAAHHHRRREENNNNN FFOOOUURRRNNIIEERRR!!!!!

James Peters: What an interesting weapon.. 

Rich Russillo: A Christmas tree. Ahren brought an entire Christmas tree.

Persephone: 🤦‍♀️ 

James Peters: Well, I know Ahren sure loves his chances tonight. He’s talked about his own Road to “GOATdemption” for a very long time, and not only does Ahren have a free-per-view win over the current Champion SOSA Henderson, and not only did Ahren face SOSA back at Wicked Games in a fantastic match, but Ahren has an Extreme Elimination Chamber win! While the ending to that Chamber may have been controversial, imagine if Ahren wins the EAW Championship by becoming a two time Chamber winner?

Rich Russillo: This has the potential of being an amazing night for Ahren Fournier, but let’s not forget SOSA actually defeated Ahren back at Wicked Games. Either way this won’t be easy for him, even if he has an amazing weapon choice. 2018 was a very different time, let’s see if he can pull off the victory two years later.

Persephone: I can’t believe THIS guy got away with a Chamber win. 

(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac hits, and the crowd begins cheering extremely loudly. Soon TLA makes his way to the stage in his lowrider, and as he finally parks it at the far side of the stage he begins digging in his seat for something, before pulling out a large keg, wrapped in barbed wire. There’s also a needle on the keg, because inside of the keg is corona that’s been mixed with glass. TLA finally makes his way down to the Chamber. He makes his way towards one of the pods on the far back end of the Chamber, and as he enters his pod he raises the keg, causing the crowd to cheer even more.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Tlaxcala, Mexico… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. TTTTTTTTLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Persephone: Now what the hell is that :skip:???

James Peters: Well, it’s a large barbed wire keg. That’s what it is. I.. Don’t even know what to say about that. And, the keg is full of corona with glass mixed in it. These might just be the craziest weapons I’ve ever seen. 

Rich Russillo: Well.. About TLA. TLA knows exactly what it takes to win one of these matches. After all, he retained his World Heavyweight Championship in an Extreme Elimination Chamber just one year ago. TLA’s had a pretty insane season, just competing in Barbed Wire Massacre back at Wicked Games and then qualifying for this chamber by defeating Drake King and Darcy May Morgan in that tag team match with Terry Chambers! Could we see TLA win his second World Championship at the same event he defended his first?

James Peters: I can definitely see TLA walking out of this Chamber with the EAW Championship. He’s such a talented competitor, and as you said before he’s won this match before. He has an edge over all his other opponents in that regard, we’ll see if it pays off.

(‘Girei’ by Yasuharo Takanashi hits, and the crowd begins booing again as Azrael slowly makes his way out to the stage. He too is dragging a chain, but instead of a metal ball and barbed wire attached to it, he has one big cinderblock at the end of his. Mr. Jacobs is alongside him, but as the two reach the Extreme Elimination Chamber Jacobs is forced to make his way backstage, as he can’t actually go in the Chamber. Nonetheless Azrael proceeds to make his way into his pod, as all three other participants look directly at him.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring…. From The Warehouse…. Weighing in at 290 pounds…. AAAAAAZZZRRRAAAEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

James Peters: Azrael is the newest participant competing in this match, but that doesn’t stop him from also being potentially the biggest threat here. For weeks on end the Chamber participants have had trouble keeping this man down, and honestly it makes me wonder how they’re gonna do it tonight. 

Rich Russillo: And that weapon.. Azrael using chains isn’t out of the ordinary, but a cinderblock attached to it? That has the potential to seriously harm the other competitors, but then again that’s exactly what Mr. Jacobs said he would do, isn’t it?

Persephone: I think you guys are forgetting who actually managed to take him out.

James Peters: Don’t worry, we haven’t. We know Azrael isn’t fully unstoppable and Rex did manage to take him out, but can he do the same tonight is the question. Azrael isn’t like all the other Elitists around here, and to be honest I fear what he’s capable of when inside of an Extreme Elimination Chamber.

(‘Champion’ by Barnes Courtney hits, and the crowd explodes as for the first time in months Rex McAllister makes his way to the stage in his wrestling attire. His hands are covered with hemp tape which have been coated with resin, and dipped in broken glass, and as he makes his way to the ring all of the competitors in pods look towards him. He doesn’t pay much attention to them though other than a few short glances, and soon makes his way into his own corner.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Sea Isle, New Jersey… Weighing in at 238 pounds… REEEEEEXXXXX MMMMMCAAALLLIISSTTEERRRR!!!!!

Persephone: 😍😍😍😍 THERE HE IS!!! THE WINNER OF THE 2020 EAW CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, REX MCALLISTER!!!

James Peters: Speaking of Rex, the first time since Territorial Invasion Rex McAllister is going to be competing! Merely weeks ago Rex was announced as the final participant in this Chamber, but as said before he already made a huge impact by being the only person to successfully knock out Azrael when everyone attacked him. 

Rich Russillo: Just look at his hands! That broken glass covered tape is insane! I suppose Rex understood just how dangerous a match like this was gonna be, so he decided the best option was to contribute to that brutality!

James Peters: I don’t think anyone can deny the chances of Rex making it to the end of this Chamber as Champion. Rex has never been someone to lose stamina quickly or anything like that, so he may not have had a pod spot but I think he’ll be just fine anyway.

(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, and finally the crowd once again begins to boo. SOSA Henderson soon makes his way out to the stage holding a small bag and the EAW Championship on his shoulder. He has a smirk on his face seeing that he’ll be starting the match with Rex McAllister, and as he makes his way inside of the chamber he opens the bag to reveal a case of Hennessy bottles. SOSA raises his Championship for all of the competitors to see, before finally giving it to the referee and going towards his corner.)

Bella Braxton: And finally…. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…. Weighing in at 191 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, SSSOOOOSSSSAAAAA HHHHEEEEEENNNDDDEERRRSSSOOONNNN!!!!

James Peters: And here’s the Champion! At this point, what more can we say about SOSA Henderson? The man has completely revitalized his career since returning to EAW, and now he’s entering an Extreme Elimination Chamber as the Champion. You can’t say he doesn’t deserve this-

Persephone: Yes I can, because he doesn’t. He doesn’t deserve to be Champion at all, and honestly I’m glad he’s starting with Rexy. Now Rexy can finish the job and get back at SOSA for that fluke at Territorial Invasion.

James Peters: I’m sure SOSA’s gonna want to prove that wrong. I don’t believe that win was a fluke, but I guess we’ll see for ourselves.

Rich Russillo: Hennessy. That’s his weapon. Honestly, I like it. It’s unique, how many people were thinking of using Hennessy as their weapon?

James Peters: To be fair, Rich… I think you can say ALL of these weapons are unique. I don’t really know what to expect out of this match… But here we go.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!) 

James Peters: And here we go! Rex McAllister and SOSA Henderson are starting this one off, and man just look at their weapons! I can only imagine how this is gonna go, not just because of their history where SOSA went and dethroned Rex for his EAW Championship, but because Rex has a broken glass covered hand and SOSA has a bunch of Hennessy! The two men are circling the ring, and SOSA just digged into his bag and pulled out two of the bottles. I don’t know how I feel about either of these two men’s chances to be honest. They’re gonna tear each other apart, and they’re starting the entire match!

Rich Russillo: WELL ONE OF THESE TWO MEN MIGHT NOT EVEN LAST LONG, AS THEY CHARGE RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER! SOSA GOES TO HIT REX WITH ONE OF THE BOTTLES OF HENNESSY, BUT REX MANAGES TO DUCK IT! REX NOW GOES FOR A PUNCH WITH THE GLASS COVERED TAPE, BUT SOSA PUSHES HIS HAND AWAY WITH THE BOTTLE! SOSA NOW WITH A KICK TO REX’S MIDSECTION, AND NOW HE RAISES THE GLASS BOTTLE UP BEFORE GOING TO SLAM IT DOWN ON THE BACK OF REX’S HEAD!

Persephone: REXY MOVED!! THANK GOD, REX MOVED AND NOW HE JUST TOOK SOSA DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Somehow that didn’t take SOSA down for too long as he’s already getting back to his feet and going towards the corner, BUT NOW MY BABY REXY IS CHARGING IN- NO!! SOSA LIFTED BOTH OF HIS FEET UP AND BOOTED REX IN THE FACE! What’s he doing now!? SOSA’s put down his bottles and turned his attention towards the middle turnbuckle- BUT YES! NOW REXY CHARGES AT HIM ONCE AGAIN! REXY WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE TO SOSA- HEY WAIT! WHAT!?

James Peters: SOSA JUST CAUGHT REX, AND NOW HE PULLS HIM INTO A REVERSE STO INTO THE EXPOSED MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Already SOSA just exposed the turnbuckle and now slammed Rex’s face into it! Tricks like this are why SOSA’s the EAW Champion, and honestly that alone may have drastically decreased Rex’s chances this early on! You don’t get hit with something like that and then just move on! That’s gonna affect Rex for the rest of this match! Rex has rolled outside of the ring and now onto the metal flooring, and now he’s using the ring ropes to pull himself back up- JUST FOR SOSA TO PULL REX THROAT FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE!

Rich Russillo: SOSA now picking up Rex, AND HE GOES TO RAM REX INTO THE CHAIN WALLS OF THE CHAMBER- BUT WAIT! SOSA’S STOPPED! REX IS HITTING SOSA ON HIS BACK WITH HIS BROKEN GLASS COVERED FISTS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S ENOUGH FOR SOSA TO HAVE TO BACK OFF! SOSA’S HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN, AND NOW REX GRABS SOSA, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CHAIN WALL! SOSA was just thrown back first into the wall right after having his back punched on with the broken glass! Rex now quickly grabbing one of the nearby bottles of Hennessy, AND NOW HE QUICKLY THROWS IT AT SOSA’S HEAD!

Persephone: Ugh, COME ON!!! SOSA just had to move out of the way! Just imagine if he actually got his in the head with that glass bottle! The dude would’ve been done for, and that’s one less person to worry about in Rexy’s road back to the EAW Championship! SOSA quickly gets back to his feet, AND- NO! STOP IT! SOSA RUSHED BACK TO REX AND HIT HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE REX COULD EXIT IT AGAIN! Ugh I hate this man, does he seriously still have this much left in him? Like come on! 

James Peters: Don’t be like that Persephone, BOTH of these men are far from finished with each other! SOSA now waiting as Rex stumbles into the center of the ring, AND HE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD KNEE- BUT REX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SOSA ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Rex now charging back at SOSA- BUT SOSA QUICKLY GRABS ONE OF THE OTHER BOTTLES IN HIS BAG AND SHOVES IT INTO REX’S MIDSECTION! SOSA NOW PULLING REX INTO A FRONT FACELOCK, AND JUST LIKE THAT HE DROPS HIM WITH A DDT!

Rich Russillo: SOSA’s on top of Rex now, and I’m sure he’s just gonna want to do as much damage as he possibly can now! Even if he’s not able to take Rex out before the other entrants start flooding in, he’d be able to ensure Rex isn’t as much of a threat early on! SOSA now, JUST PUNCHING AWAY AT REX’S FACE! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND I JUST HAVE TO WONDER HOW MUCH SOSA’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! TIME AFTER TIME AGAIN SOSA’S GOTTEN THE UPPER HAND OVER REX MCALLISTER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT IS NO DIFFERENT AS-

Persephone: REXY TURNS IT AROUND!! Rexy’s on top of SOSA, and I’m honestly a little jealous right now! Rex is beating the hell out of him with his broken glass covered tape! This time it’s Rex punching away at SOSA and it’s hard for the Champ to defend himself while being battered with pieces of broken glass! Rexy is bashing his face in and this is exactly what I love to see! Watch, in only a matter of moments we’ll be GUARANTEED a new EAW Champion-

James Peters: AND I THINK YOU SPOKE TOO SOON PERSEPHONE, BECAUSE NOW SOSA’S MANAGED TO TURN REX AROUND AND GET BACK ON TOP OF HIM! Jeez, just look at SOSA’s face right now! Not a single person has exited their pod yet and already his face has been bloodied by Rex, as has his back after what Rex did earlier! SOSA NOW CHOKING REX! SOSA’S CHOKING REX, BUT NOW LOOK! REX IS GRABBING ONTO SOSA’S ARMS TO TRY AND FORCE HIM TO LET GO, AND REMEMBER HE HAS THE GLASS COVERED TAPE AROUND HIS HANDS! REX IS HOLDING SOSA’S ARMS AS TIGHTLY AS HE CAN TO TRY AND PULL THEM OFF, BUT SOSA WON’T LET GO!

Rich Russillo: WAIT, THAT’S NOT TRUE!! SOSA FINALLY LETS GO, BUT ONLY TO PUNCH REX SQUARE IN THE FACE! SOSA NOW QUICKLY GRABBING ONE OF THE BOTTLES NEXT TO HIM, AND HE SLAMS THE BOTTOM OF IT RIGHT INTO REX’S FACE! THAT’S A FULL GLASS BOTTLE OF HENNESSY, THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL REX COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSCIOUS AFTER THAT! SOSA finally gets off of Rex, but now I think he’s about to end Rex’s dreams of becoming EAW Champion again right here and now!

Persephone: :lupe: please not again..

James Peters: SOSA HAS JUST CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND REX HAS YET TO MOVE! HONESTLY I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR, AND THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT HELPED SOSA DEFEAT REX TO WIN HIS FIRST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, JUST BACK AT TERRITORIAL INVASION A FEW MONTHS AGO! DON’T TELL ME SOSA’S ALREADY GONNA PUT REX AWAY!! SOSA HENDERSON DIVES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, PAID IN FULL!!!

Rich Russillo: REX JUST GRABBED SOSA’S LEG AND ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! THANKS TO REX SOSA JUST LANDED FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT, HOW DID HE STILL HAVE THAT IN HIM!? REX NOW QUICKLY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS REX AND GRABS HIM BY THE ARM, BEFORE PUTTING HIM IN A CROSSFACE!! REX IS PULLING ON SOSA’S FACE AS HARD AS HE CAN, CAUSING THAT GLASS TO DIG INTO HIM WHILE HE’S ALSO ALREADY TRAPPED IN A SUBMISSION! THIS IS CRUEL, BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IF REX WANTS TO LEAVE THIS EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AS THE EAW CHAMPION! SOSA’S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK THIS REALLY COULD BE IT FOR HIM RIGHT HERE! SOSA MIGHT BE DONE FOR!

Persephone: Honestly I don’t even know what to trust at this point! I really hope this is it but for some reason everyone in this company thinks they’re some superhero that can survive anything! I want nothing more than for this match to end with Rexy leaving as Champion, and I really want SOSA to just give up right now, but just look at him! Why hasn’t he already? SOSA’s still trying to reach out for something to grab like an idiot! He’s nowhere near those bottles of hennessy and the ropes aren’t gonna do anything for him! Just quit already!

James Peters: WAIT, SOSA MANAGES TO SEPARATE REX’S HANDS! SOSA PULLS REX’S ARMS OFF OF HIS FACE, AND NOW SOSA MANAGES TO ROLL BACKWARDS BACK ONTO HIS KNEES, BUT REX IS STILL ON HIM! SOSA’S SOMEHOW FINDING THE STRENGTH TO GET BACK UP EVEN WHILE HOLDING REX, AND NOW HE HAS HIM IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! SOSA NOW PULLING REX ONTO ONLY ONE OF HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE CHARGING INTO A CORNER- AND SOSA JUST TOSSED REX FACE FIRST INTO TLA’S POD! REX’S FACE JUST BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THE POD AND BOTH HE AND THE CHAMPION COLLAPSE!

Rich Russillo: That was almost like a lawn dart right into the chamber pod! Rex McAllister is down on the outside of the ring, meanwhile SOSA’s still in the ring with multiple scars and bruises on his face from the broken glass! These two may have exerted themselves far too much this early on in the match up! They’re both still actually in the match, but that might just make them easy picking for whoever’s entering next! Hopefully these two are able to recover quick enough, because from the looks of things we’re about to find out our next entrant right now!

(As if on cue, the lights in the arena dims and the crowd begins to count down.)

Crowd: 10!

Crowd: 9!

Crowd: 8!

Persephone: Come on.. Please get up Rexy!

Crowd: 7! 

Crowd: 6!

Crowd: 5!

Rich Russillo: It looks like SOSA’s beginning to stir, maybe these two will be fine!

Crowd: 4! 

Crowd: 3!

Crowd: 2!

James Peters: Who’s it gonna be?!!

Crowd: 1!!

BUZZ!!!

(As always, a silverish-white light begins flashing between each of the four pods on the Chamber. The four men all look ready to exit the Chamber as they anxiously wait to see who’s next to enter, until finally it stops on one pod, causing the crowd to boo as loud as they can.)

James Peters: AHREN FOURNIER HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM HIS POD, AND THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS GRAB ONE OF THE ORNAMENTS FROM HIS CHRISTMAS TREE AND THROWS IT AT SOSA’S HEAD!! WAIT, WAS THAT GLASS!?!? AHREN JUST THREW A GLASS ORNAMENT AT SOSA’S HEAD JUST AS HE WAS BEGINNING TO GET BACK UP, AND I THINK HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE KNOCKED OUT! AHREN QUICKLY ENTERS THE RING, AND THERE’S THE COVER ON SOSA!! DON’T TELL ME, IS THIS HOW SOSA’S GOING TO BE ELIMINATED!?

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO-

Rich Russillo: SOSA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Not gonna lie, I’m actually surprised to see this! I know Ahren would’ve just loved to eliminate SOSA as soon as he entered the match, after all Ahren was the man SOSA successfully defended his Championship against at Wicked Games! Both of the men SOSA’s defeated in EAW Championship matches are officially in this match, but I don’t think Ahren has his sights set on SOSA anymore! Ahren quickly exits the ring as he notices Rex beginning to get back to his feet, SO HE TOSSES REX INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!

James Peters: I DON’T THINK AHREN’S DONE THERE! REX BOUNCED OFF THE CHAMBER WALL, RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF THE “CAPTAIN” OF VOLTAGE!! CLIMAX!!! AHREN JUST DROPPED REX WITH THE RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A HUGE ELIMINATION HERE!!

OOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

T-

Persephone: YESS!!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW REXY WOULD KICK OUT!! I don’t know what that idiot Ahren was thinking, why would that get the job done on Rex McAllister!? He’s the greatest wrestler of all time, it’ll take so much more than that to beat him!

Rich Russillo: Well I don’t think Ahren’s looking to take any chances right now, as he picks Rex up, BEFORE THROWING HIM BACK FIRST INTO TERRY’S POD! Rex bouncing off of the pod and back down to the metal flooring, and I can’t imagine things are looking too good for him! Ahren’s picking Rex back up- BUT REX MANAGES TO HIT AHREN WITH A HUGE FIST TO THE FACE! THAT CAUSES AHREN TO STUMBLE BACK AS HE WAS JUST HIT WITH THE GLASS COVERED FIST, AND NOW REX CHARGES AT AHREN- JUST TO BE HIT WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP, CAUSING HIM TO FALL BACK FIRST ONTO THE METAL FLOORING!

James Peters: That’s gotta hurt for Rex! The past few minutes haven’t been great for him, and now Ahren’s re-entered the ring possibly to deal with SOS- ENZUIGIRI BY SOSA HENDERSON!! SOSA JUST DROPPED AHREN WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! It doesn’t take Ahren long to get back up as he’s still fresh in the match, but that clearly caught him off guard! Ahren’s rolled back into the ring and over to where his pod is, meanwhile SOSA’s not too far behind him! Ahren’s back in his pod, BUT SOSA GRABS AHREN, BEFORE PULLING HIM OUT OF THE-

Rich Russillo: AHREN JUST STABBED SOSA IN THE STOMACH!! WHAT IS THAT!? AHREN JUST STABBED SOSA WITH SOMETHING BUT I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IT IS, WE CAN’T REALLY SEE IT FROM HERE!! I’M NOT SURE WHAT, BUT AHREN’S PULLING SOSA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS NOW! SIT OUT POWERBOMB ONTO THE METAL FLOORING BY AHREN FOURNIER, AND WAIT A MINUTE!! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!?!?

Persephone: Did… Did Ahren stab SOSA with a candy cane?

Rich Russillo: THERE’S A CANDY CANE STABBED INTO SOSA’S STOMACH RIGHT NOW, AND NOW AHREN’S PINNING HIM!!

OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEE-

Persephone: Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me. This is exactly what I’m talking about. SOSA just kicked out, and now Ahren just pulled what looks like.. Just an extremely sharp candy cane out of his stomach! There’s NO reason why SOSA should have kicked out of that! Like seriously, is the EAW Championship THAT important to him when Rexy is just gonna win the match anyway? Can Ahren just like, stab him in the throat or something? Even if SOSA survives it since nobody in this place dies, at least I wouldn’t have to hear his voice anymore. 

James Peters: Alright.. Anyways, Ahren’s brought SOSA back into the ring, and it looks like he’s noticed the turnbuckle that SOSA himself exposed! Ahren now is grabbing SOSA, AND HE GOES TO SEND HIM INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE- BUT INSTEAD SOSA MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND SEND AHREN CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! AHREN MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER- BUT WAIT A SECOND!! REX MCALLISTER JUST RUSHED OVER TO AHREN, AND HE JUST DROPPED HIM NEARLY ON HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, RIGHT ONTO THE LEFTOVER GLASS PIECES FROM THE ORNAMENT! 

Rich Russillo: AHREN IS ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HE STUMBLES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS HE’S STILL CLEARLY IN A LOT OF PAIN AFTER FALLING RIGHT ONTO GLASS SHARDS! Rex now charging in, AND HE HITS AHREN WITH A HUGE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Rex now pulling Ahren up to the top rope- WOAH WOAH WOAH!! SOSA JUST SMASHED ONE OF THE HENNESSY BOTTLES ACROSS REX’S BACK!! THE REST OF THE BOTTLE JUST BROKE OFF OF THE TOP HALF AS SOSA SMASHES IT ACROSS REX’S BACK, AND NOW THE RING IS JUST FULL OF GLASS AND SPILLED HENNESSY!!

Persephone: I really don’t like where this is going. What a dumb weapon too. Like, really? Bottles of hennessy? 

James Peters: Well, so far it’s been pretty effective! SOSA has Rex on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position, and I don’t think Rex has anything left in him to fight back! SOSA now, with a- CROSSBODY BY AHREN FOURNIER!! AHREN JUST HIT SOSA WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY, ALSO CAUSING SOSA TO DROP REX WITH A HUGE SAMOAN DROP!! WHAT A MOVE FROM AHREN FOURNIER, BUT AHREN’S UNABLE TO GO FOR THE COVER AS HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OFF OF SOSA! Ahren clearly hasn’t fully recovered yet, and even pulling off that crossbody took a lot out of him after being dropped onto glass and hit with such a flurry of offense!

Rich Russillo: Ahren now pulls himself to the corner, and he has a knocked out Rex and SOSA right in front of him! This is exactly what was talked about earlier! Neither SOSA nor Rex have been able to really stay on top of this match since Ahren entered thanks to everything they already did to each other! Knowing Ahren’s history with both Rex McAllister and SOSA Henderson this year alone I can understand why Ahren has a smile on his face here! This is his best chance to take both of these men out and in the process guarantee a new Champion! SOSA’s slowly starting to get back up, AND NOW AHREN CHARGES IN! STORYBOOK ENDING!!

James Peters: SOSA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! SOSA AVOIDS THE STORYBOOK ENDING, AND NOW HE DRILLS HIS FOOT INTO AHREN’S FACE WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK, CAUSING AHREN TO FALL OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE METAL FLOORING!! SOSA QUICKLY RUSHING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS AHREN SLOWLY FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET USING THE CHAIN WALL, AND NOW SOSA DIVES AT AHREN, TAKING HIM OUT WITH A HUGE DIVING CLOTHESLINE!

Persephone: God this is boring.. At least they’re fighting each other so Rexy can recover I guess. 

Rich Russillo: SOSA’s getting back up while holding his bleeding stomach, meanwhile Ahren’s trying to get back up as he grabs onto the chain link- BUT SOSA STOMPS ON THE BACK OF AHREN’S HEAD, BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND PRESSING HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE CHAINWALL! SOSA NOW, WITH ANOTHER HUGE BOOT TO THE BACK OF AHREN’S HEAD, CRUSHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER! AHREN FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND, BUT I DON’T THINK SOSA’S FINISHED WITH HIM YET!

James Peters: SOSA now bringing Ahren back up to the top rope- BUT WAIT A MINUTE! REX MCALLISTER WITH A HUGE SLINGSHOT SPEAR TO SOSA HENDERSON! REX JUST PULLED ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE FLYING OUT OF THE RING WITH A HUGE SPEAR ONTO SOSA! AHREN’S SLOWLY STARTING TO STIR, BUT REX QUICKLY CLIMBS UP FROM THE SIDE OF THE TURNBUCKLES AND HITS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! REX NOW HAS AHREN IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING NOW!

Rich Russillo: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! SOSA RUSHES IN AND GRABS REX MCALLISTER FROM BEHIND!! SOSA PULLS REX WHILE REX PULLS AHREN UP FROM THE TOP ROPE!! OH MY GOD!!!! REX WITH A GIGANTIC SUPERPLEX ON AHREN FOURNIER OUT ONTO THE METAL FLOOR, MEANWHILE SOSA HIT REX WITH A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AT THE SAME TIME! ALL THREE MEN ARE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND NONE OF THEM LOOK FIT TO CONTINUE RIGHT NOW!

Persephone: Oh God no.. SOSA’s managed to pull himself on top of Rex. REXY, KICK OUT!! PLEAAASE KICK OUT!! DON’T LET THIS LOSER OF ALL PEOPLE ELIMINATE YOU! NOT AGAIN!!

OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRR-

Persephone: OH THANK GOD!! I’M SORRY FOR EVEN BEING WORRIED, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN REXY WOULD HAVE KICKED OUT :blessed:!!!

(The lights begin to dim once again, and the crowd once again begins to count.)

Crowd: 10! 

Crowd: 9!

Crowd: 8!

James Peters: Honestly, I have no idea how Rex is still in this match! SOSA looked at Ahren, but he must have decided that a pin after such a long time wouldn’t have eliminated him, so instead SOSA’s rolled into the ring as we prepare to have our next entrant!

Crowd: 7! 

Crowd: 6!

Crowd: 5!

Crowd: 4!

Rich Russillo: Neither Rex nor Ahren have really even moved since what just happened a few moments ago..

Crowd: 3! 

Crowd: 2!

Crowd: 1!

BUZZ!!!

(Once again, the white light begins to flash across the three unopened chamber pods. Both Terry and TLA glance at each other from their pods before looking over at Azrael who’s by the far corner away from them, and as one pod opens the crowd begins to cheer very loudly.)

James Peters: AND HERE COMES TLA!!! TLA TAKING THAT BARBED WIRE KEG OF CORONA WITH HIM INTO THE RING, BUT THERE’S SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA’s on his feet, and he has one bottle of Hennessy in his hand while TLA’s holding that barbed wire keg by the handle! Both men have a smile on their face being the only two standing, and in a way it’s like they had a pretty similar choice of weapon! Both men begin to circle the ring, and TLA raises up his keg of corona! Both men get closer and closer, and SOSA clinks his bottle of Hennessy onto TLA’s keg! What a toast. :wow:

Rich Russillo: SOSA JUST SWUNG THE BOTTLE AT TLA, BUT TLA DUCKED IT BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! TLA DROPPED HIS KEG AS SOSA NEARLY CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD WITH THAT BOTTLE! TLA NOW GOING FOR A DISCUS LARIAT- BUT SOSA DUCKS IT BEFORE GOING FOR A SUPERKICK! TLA MANAGED TO CATCH SOSA’S FOOT, AND NOW TLA PULLS SOSA INTO A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP! SUPLEX ONTO THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED KEG!!! SOSA’S BACK HAS TO BE TORN APART AFTER THAT, AND IT’S LIKE THROUGHOUT SO MUCH OF THE MATCH SO FAR SOSA’S BEEN PUT THROUGH WAY TOO MUCH!

Persephone: The idiot tried to mess with TLA and it clearly didn’t turn out in his favor. Yet this is the EAW Champion, huh? SOSA’s managed to pull himself off of the barbed wire keg, but now he’s leaning on the middle rope which really doesn’t make himself any safer than he was before. Yuck, just look at SOSA. His back is a mess and his face is too. Can we just take the guy out of this match please? That’d be for the best.

James Peters: Well I think TLA might just do that! TLA’S RUNNING THE ROPES AS HE NOTICES SOSA ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HE HITS THE 305- WAIT NO! SOSA QUICKLY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND CONNECTED WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER ON TLA!! WHAT A COUNTER BY SOSA HENDERSON! IF THAT MOVE CONNECTED WE WOULD HAVE FOR SURE BEEN GUARANTEED A NEW CHAMPION HERE! THAT HURT SOSA TOO SEEING THE CONDITION OF HIS BACK, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THE MATCH WITH THAT NECKBREAKER, MEANWHILE REX MCALLISTER AND AHREN FOURNIER ARE JUST STARTING TO FIND THEIR WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH!

Rich Russillo: Ahren’s made it back over to his pod, and right now he’s inside of it while Rex McAllister is making his way over towards him! WAIT, AHREN JUST TRIED TO STAB REX WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS CANDY CANES, BUT REX WAS ABLE TO GRAB HIS ARM BEFORE HE COULD DO IT! AHREN NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION THOUGH, AND NOW HE QUICKLY GRABS ANOTHER GLASS ORNAMENT BEFORE SMASHING IT INTO REX’S FACE!! REX MCALLISTER DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND THERE’S JUST A GOOD CHANCE HE’S OUT OF THIS ONE AFTER THAT!

Persephone: Ornaments? A KEG OF CORONA?? What type of weapons are these idiots bringing into the match? The worst part is, somehow that ornament actually did some damage! Just look at Rexy, blood is dripping down from the side of his head after that! Where the hell did Ahren even find stuff like this? Whatever. Anyways, Ahren’s pulling Rexy up, and now he just bodyslammed him onto the remains of the ornaments, which already were on a metal floor! Rexy, roll back into the ring or something! Climb to the top of the pod! I don’t know, just get out of there and don’t lose!

James Peters: SOSA and TLA are back up, AND TLA NAILS SOSA WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST! SOSA HITS TLA WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! TLA HITS SOSA WITH A FOREARM! SOSA HITS TLA WITH A FOREARM! TLA WITH A SECOND FOREARM, BUT SOSA RESPONDS WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK!! THAT SUPERKICK CAUSES TLA TO BOUNCE OFF OF THE ROPES, BUT HE RESPONDS WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!! TLA’S GOTTEN THE BETTER OF SOSA, AND NOW TLA’S GOING BACK TO THAT KEG OF CORONA! I really don’t like the look of it though. That’s not just corona! The corona inside of that is mixed with glass! 

Rich Russillo: SOSA is down, and now TLA is dragging that keg up to him! Oh God, I KNOW WHAT TLA’S DOING! TLA’S BRINGING THE KEG OVER SOSA’S OPEN MOUTH, AND I THINK HE’S TRYING TO POUR THE GLASS FILLED CORONA INTO IT, BUT SOSA’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN RIGHT NOW TO STOP TLA! SOSA’S TRYING TO COVER THE SMALL HOLE IN THE NEEDLE, BUT TLA NOW LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO TRY AND POUR OUT THE CORONA ANYWAY! THINGS COULD END UP EVEN WORSE FOR SOSA IF THIS HAPPENS!

James Peters: SOSA JUST REACHED FOR THE BAG THAT WAS CARRYING THE BOTTLES! HE JUST GRABBED A HALF-EMPTY BOTTLE AND HIT TLA IN THE HEAD WITH IT, CAUSING TLA TO IMMEDIATELY DROP DOWN AND DROP THE KEG WITH HIM! That was probably as close as things could’ve possibly gotten for SOSA Henderson. I don’t know how he managed to pull that one off, but he did it! Had TLA managed to activate that keg, a bunch of corona mixed with glass would’ve burst all over SOSA! Say what you want about the idea of glass-infused corona, but that makes an extremely dangerous weapon especially against someone like SOSA who already has opened up wounds thanks to this match!

Rich Russillo: Ahren Fournier is measuring Rex up looking to possibly put him away, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A STORYBOOK ENDING OUTSIDE OF THE RING- JUST FOR REX TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND THIS TIME PUSH AHREN FACE FIRST INTO TERRY’S POD! The pod isn’t open but unfortunately for Ahren he went face first into it, immediately dropping him to the ground! Rex quickly pulling Ahren back up, AND HE LIFTS AHREN INTO A SUPLEX POSITION- BEFORE DROPPING HIM INTO A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE REMAINS OF THE GLASS ORNAMENTS!

Persephone: :oh: That might have actually given Ahren brain damage or something!.. Not that he didn’t already have it before. Just look at the blood pouring out of his head thanks to him landing right on a metal floor and tons of little glass shards! That’s it! That’s gotta be it for Ahren, right!? Rexy is going for a cover on Ahren, and I really hope that’s it for him. The less competitors left in the match with Rex, the better!

OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: AHREN KICKS OUT!!! I’m not sure if they’re even doing this on purpose anymore or not, but somehow Ahren managed to kick out! Seriously, how did he do that!? Ahren doesn’t look okay right now, he’s clearly out of it but he clearly doesn’t want to get eliminated, especially not before everyone’s even entered the match! To think, had Rex retained over SOSA and Ahren still won that contendership match this is what we would’ve saw at Wicked Games, but we’re getting it now! Ahren Fournier and Rex McAllister, battling it out all for the EAW Championship.

Rich Russillo: It’s not like they’re the best of friends either. Not only are they not holding anything back, but to an extent I’m sure that this must be fulfilling for some of these guys. Rex is on top of Ahren now, AND MUCH LIKE HE DID TO SOSA EARLIER REX PUNCHES AWAY AT AHREN’S FACE! THOSE GLASS COVERED HANDS ARE JUST CUTTING AND POKING AWAY AT AHREN’S FACE, AND AHREN’S NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK DEFENDING HIMSELF AS HE’S JUST BEEN DROPPED ON HIS HEAD NOT LONG AGO! REX IS JUST BATTERING AHREN’S FACE, AND AFTER ONLY MOMENTS AHREN DOESN’T LOOK ANY BETTER THAN SOSA DID!

James Peters: TLA is crawling towards the ropes to try and pull himself back up, meanwhile SOSA is doing the same in the corner! It took them awhile but both men are finally getting back up to their feet. SOSA’s once again in the corner, and it looks like he’s uncovering the top turnbuckle of the corner he’s in! SOSA did this earlier in the match while it was only him and Rex! TLA hasn’t noticed either as he’s just finally gotten back to his feet! SOSA finally turning around and TLA turns towards him- BUT TLA CHARGES RIGHT AT SOSA! RUNNING VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!

Rich Russillo: SOSA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD SMASHES ONTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! SOSA PULLS TLA OUT OF THE CORNER NOW, AND HE HITS TLA WITH A DROP TOE HOLD FACE FIRST ONTO THE BARBED WIRE KEG!!! TLA’S FACE WAS JUST SLAMMED ONTO A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED KEG!! TLA’s struggling to try and get the keg off of his face, and I can’t even imagine the damage that must have done to him! SOSA has a huge smile on his face, and I can’t

say I blame him! TLA’s a mess!

Persephone: Well.. Somehow Ahren managed to push Rexy off of him, but Rexy hit Ahren with a boot to the face before he could even think of getting back up! Rexy pulls Ahren back up to his feet, AND NOW HE RUNS TO AHREN’S POD AND SENDS HIM INTO HIS OWN- WAIT NO!! NO NO NO!!! WHAT!?!? HOW DID HE EVEN DO THAT!? AHREN SOMEHOW TURNED IT AROUND AND SENT REXY CRASHING INTO THAT STUPID CHRISTMAS TREE!! NO NO NO!!! REXY IS STUMBLING OUT OF THE POD, BUT AHREN JUST WENT AND USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO HIT REX WITH THAT DUMB PROTECT YA NECK OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED!! UGH AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO COME OUT BUT WHO CARES!?!? 

(The lights begin to dim once again, and the crowd begins to count down.)

Crowd: 10! 

Crowd: 9!

Crowd: 8!

Crowd: 7!

Crowd: 6!

(As the crowd continues counting, Ahren slowly manages to get one arm over Rex.)

OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Crowd: 5! 

Crowd: 4!

TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Crowd: 3! 

Crowd: 2!

TTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Crowd: 1!

BUZZ!!!!!!

James Peters: REX MCALLISTER GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! REX MCALLISTER IS STILL IN THE MATCH!!!!…

(The crowd begins cheering as Rex somehow manages to get the shoulder up, and as they do so the white light begins bouncing between the two remaining competitors inside of the pods. Finally the light stops and one of the two remaining pods open, causing the crowd to burst into cheers.)

James Peters:…. AND NOW SO IS TERRY CHAMBERS!!! TERRY CHAMBERS IS IN THE MATCH AND HE HAS HIS BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN!! Ahren is slowly managing to get back up, still surprised that Rex actually managed to kick out- OH MY GOD!! TERRY JUST SWUNG THAT BARBED WIRE BALL RIGHT INTO AHREN’S STOMACH!! AHREN JUST DROPPED DOWN TO BOTH KNEES, AND NOW TERRY JUST GRABBED HIM, BEFORE THROWING AHREN ALL THE WAY INTO HIS POD!

Rich Russillo: Ahren’s down and out inside of Terry’s pod, and now Terry’s entering the ring! SOSA turns towards Terry- BUT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO AS TERRY TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A HUGE LARIAT! TERRY NOW GRABBING TLA, AND HE PULLS HIM BY THE HAIR, RIGHT OFF OF THE BARBED WIRE KEG! TERRY NOW LIFTS TLA, AND DROPS HIM WITH A HUGE BACKBREAKER! Terry entered the match and since then he’s laid waste to every single competitor other than Rex, who’s already down and out after what Ahren did moments ago!

Persephone: Shut up. Ahren got lucky, that’s all. Anyways, Ahren’s crawling out of Terry’s pod, and it looks like Terry’s noticed as he’s walking right up towards him. I wouldn’t mind if Terry just eliminated everyone other than Rex right here and now. It’d definitely help things move along faster. Anyways Terry just pulled Ahren up onto his shoulders and I think he’s setting up for the T-5, but now Ahren’s gouging at Terry’s eyes and pulling in his nose. It’s desperate as hell but it worked I guess. Wouldn’t happen to Rexy though 🥰!

James Peters: Ahren grabbing Terry now, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE CHAIN WALL! Ahren doesn’t stop there though, AS HE GRABS TERRY’S HEAD AND SLAMS THE BACK OF IT INTO THE WALL! Ahren’s doing a great job right now of handling Terry, and now Ahren quickly goes back over to his tree! Ahren grabbing some of those barbed wire cranberries, BEFORE CHARGING BACK OVER AT TERRY CHAMBERS- OH MY GOD!!

Rich Russillo: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST LIFTED AHREN UP AND CAUSED HIS FACE TO SLAM ONTO THE TOP OF THE POD! AHREN WENT FACE FIRST ONTO TERRY’S POD, AND JUST LIKE THAT HE DROPS ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN TO THE METAL FLOOR! Terry now picking his barbed wire ball and chain back up, and he’s slowly walking back towards Ahren with it. TERRY NOW, SWINGING THE BARBED WIRE BALL ONTO AHREN’S STOMACH AGAIN!! ONCE AGAIN THAT BALL HIT AHREN IN THE MIDSECTION AND JUST LIKE LAST TIME IT’S LEFT TONS OF SCARS AND LACERATIONS ALL OVER AHREN’S BODY! Ahren screaming in pain, and this is just sick!

Persephone: This is pretty disgusting to be honest, but I wouldn’t mind Terry killing Ahren. Terry going to swing the barbed wire ball again- WAIT! REXY CAUGHT THE BALL!! REXY JUST CAUGHT THE BALL BEFORE TERRY COULD THROW IT INTO AHREN, AND NOW HE SLAMS IT INTO TERRY’S FACE!

James Peters: That just caused Terry to fall back into the ring from in between the middle and top rope! Terry Chambers is down and out right now, and it’s all thanks to Rex McAllister who looks like he’s finally back in this match! It looks like Rex didn’t have much of an issue grabbing that barbed wire ball either, after all he has his hands covered by the hemp tape and broken glass. Rex re-entering the ring now, and it looks like TLA and SOSA Henderson have also gotten back up! The three men slowly begin approach each other- BUT REX NOW CHARGES AFTER TLA!

Rich Russillo: TLA DUCKS REX’S ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT, BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH A HUGE CARTEL KICK!! Honestly I’m really surprised TLA is even able to continue in this match after what he went through with that barbed wire keg, but here he is now! SOSA now grabbing TLA from behind, BUT AS SOSA ATTEMPTS A GERMAN SUPLEX TLA FLIPS BACK ONTO HIS FEET, BEFORE HITTING SOSA WITH A HUGE DROPKICK TO HIS BACK! SOSA WAS JUST SENT ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND THAT SET HIM UP PERFECTLY FOR TLA!!

James Peters: TLA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE TAKES SOSA HENDERSON OUT WITH THE 305!! TLA taking a second to catch his breath, and I want to say that he’s the final man left standing but that just wouldn’t be true! Terry managed to pull the barbed wire metal ball off of his face, and that left a nasty cut on his forehead but regardless he’s still making it back up to his feet! I don’t think that’s going to last very long though, AS TLA DIVES ON HIM WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY-

Rich Russillo: TERRY CAUGHT HIM!! TERRY CHAMBERS CAUGHT TLA OUT OF THE AIR!! HOW!? I understand the size advantage and all, but after having a metal ball smashed into his face I’m not even sure how Terry’s conscious! Terry now pulls TLA up into a fireman’s carry, and I think we all know what follows! Are we really about to see an elimination before all competitors are even outside of their pods? THERE IT IS, T-5 BY TERRY!!!

James Peters: WAIT, WAIT NO! TLA WENT TO COUNTER IT WITH A DDT, BUT TERRY IS STILL HOLDING TLA UP! TERRY IS HOLDING TLA TO

MAKE SURE HE CAN’T CONNECT WITH THE DDT, BUT NOW TLA USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONVERT TO A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! There’s no way Terry’s fully conscious after what Rex did, this might get Terry out of the match! I didn’t expect such a short lived run from Terry Chambers, but this is what the Extreme Elimination Chamber is like! Terry’s fallen down to a knee, and I think it’s only a matter of time at this point!

Persephone: Finally, someone’s actually getting eliminated. I wish they’d actually try to eliminate their opponents more often. I really don’t see the need for these three hour matches.

Rich Russillo: WAIT WAIT WAIT, TERRY GETS BACK UP AND HE TAKES OFF TOWARDS THE CORNER WITH THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE!! TERRY JUST SLAMMED TLA BACK FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND JUST LIKE THAT BOTH MEN DROP DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! That was so close! I honestly believe TLA had a chance of eliminating Terry Chambers there, but somehow Terry managed to force himself to get up and ram TLA into that exposed turnbuckle!

James Peters: This has been a really good performance so far by Terry Chambers, and the same goes for all five competitors currently in the match! Right now you can see just the kind of effect this match has had on them… But I’ll be honest. I don’t like where things are going right now. It looks like it’s almost time to release our final entrant, and just look at who it is. These five can’t afford to be unconscious or anything like that when Azrael is still a fresh competitor!

Perspehone: I don’t really care what happens to everyone else, but what could that clown possibly do to Rex? Don’t you remember what Rexy did to Azrael on his own!? Watch, he’s got this!

(The lights begin to dim, and for the final time the Crowd begins to count.)

Crowd: 10!

Crowd: 9!

Crowd: 8!

Crowd: 7!

(As the crowd continues counting down, all five competitors begin to take notice of the final pod, staring directly at Azrael, who hasn’t moved.)

Crowd: 6!

Crowd: 5!

Crowd: 4!

(The four men already in the ring all begin getting back to their feet, all standing in front of the pod.)

Crowd: 3!

Crowd: 2!

Crowd: 1!

BUZZ!!!!!

James Peters: :lupe:

Rich Russillo: :lupe: 

James Peters: Azrael slowly steps out of his pod, meanwhile TLA, Terry, SOSA, and Rex all begin looking towards one another before looking back at Azrael. Azrael is just standing right out of his pod, and he’s staring right back at the other four competitors! This entire match has taken a turn as all of the competitors inside of this match know exactly what Azrael’s capable of after these past few weeks- AND NOW THEY GO RIGHT AFTER HIM!! REX SOSA TERRY AND TLA  ALL EXITED THE RING AND THEY’RE ATTACKING AZRAEL!!

Persephone: Oh thank God. Just take him out now before he even has a chance to do anything.

Rich Russillo: ALL FOUR MEN ARE STOMPING AWAY AT AZRAEL!! AZRAEL HASN’T EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO GET GOING IN THIS MATCH BECAUSE FOUR OF THE PARTICIPANTS IN THIS MATCH USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIM OUT! They clearly remembered just how much of a threat he’s been, and I gotta say this is definitely the smartest thing these four could have done-

James Peters: HEADBUTT TO SOSA HENDERSON!! AZRAEL JUST TOOK SOSA OUT WITH A HEADBUTT, AND NOW HE SLAMS THAT CINDERBLOCK OVER TERRY CHAMBERS’ HEAD!!! AZRAEL JUST TOOK BOTH TERRY CHAMBERS AND SOSA HENDERSON OUT IN A MATTER OF SECONDS, BUT BOTH TLA AND REX ARE STILL PUNCHING AWAY AT AZRAEL!! THEY’RE TRYING AS HARD AS THEY CAN TO TAKE HIM DOWN, BUT I DON’T THINK IT’S ACTUALLY WORKING!!

Rich Russillo: AZRAEL JUST GRABBED TLA BY THE THROAT AND SENT HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE RING!! IT’S ONLY REX NOW!! REX IS PUNCHING AZRAEL OVER AND OVER WITH THAT BROKEN GLASS, BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH OF AN EFFECT ON HIM!!! MR. JACOBS WARNED THEM ALL ABOUT AZRAEL, AND I THINK THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!! AZRAEL JUST GRABBED REX MCALLISTER BY THE THROAT, AND I REALLY DON’T LIKE THERE THIS IS GOING, OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!

James Peters: AZRAEL JUST LAUNCHED REX MCALLISTER ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIS POD!! AZRAEL THREW REX INTO HIS POD WITH SO MUCH FORCE IT CAUSED REX TO BREAK OUT INTO THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! WE SAW TERRY THROW AHREN INTO HIS POD EARLIER IN THE MATCH, BUT THIS!?!? THIS IS JUST INSANE!!! 

Persephone: WHY DIDN’T THEY TAKE THIS GUY OUT ALREADY!?!? I SAID TO JUST TAKE HIM OUT NOW, HOW DID THEY LET THIS HAPPEN!? I can’t stand this place, why’d that have to be Rexy!?!? Why couldn’t it have been anyone else!?!?

James Peters: Azrael now walking back towards the pile of bodies outside of his pod, and he just grabs Terry Chambers by the hair before putting a foot down on his back! Wait a second… What is he..? OH NO!!!

Rich Russillo: AZRAEL JUST YANKED OUT SOME OF TERRY’S HAIR!! TERRY IS BLEEDING FROM HIS SCALP AS AZRAEL JUST RIPPED OUT SOME OF HIS HAIR!! Azrael is taking no prisoners right now, and honestly I’m scared for the other five competitors! They tried working together to take Azrael out, and that couldn’t have backfired any worse than it has now! Any of these guys could be eliminated right here and now if Azrael wanted to eliminate them, but as of right now Azrael’s just laying waste to everyone inside of this Chamber!

James Peters: Azrael is entering the ring, and he notices TLA was starting to get back up, SO AZRAEL LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! TLA IS TRYING TO FIGHT AGAINST IT, BUT HE CAN’T!!! AZRAEL JUST POWERBOMBED TLA ONTO HIS OWN BARBED WIRE KEG, BUT HE DOESN’T STOP THERE!! AZRAEL FORCEFULLY PULLS TLA OFF OF THE KEG, BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH AN EVEN HARDER POWERBOMB ONTO THE MAT!! That’s four competitors. Four competitors that Azrael has absolutely destroyed in a matter of minutes, and at this point I think this goes beyond that Championship. As said before, these five competitors are locked inside of the Chamber with Azrael, and I think they’ll be lucky to even make it out-

(Suddenly, one of the glass ornaments hits Azrael in the back of his head.)

Rich Russillo: :krabs: where did that come from?

Persephone: Does it matter? I think we all know who it is… And I don’t know what HE’S gonna do about this thing. 

James Peters: Azrael’s looking around, but there’s no sight of anyone. I’m confused. Where is he-

Rich Russillo: WAIT, UP THERE!!

(The camera pans up, and shows Ahren Fournier at the top of his pod with more of his glass ornaments with him.)

James Peters: AHREN’S ON TOP OF HIS POD, AND HE JUST THREW A GLASS ORNAMENT AT AZRAEL!! THAT ORNAMENT CLEARLY DISTRACTED AZRAEL, AND NOW AHREN THROWS ANOTHER ONE AT HIM!!

Rich Russillo: :lupe: Azrael just caught it. Azrael just caught the glass ornament and broke it in his hands. Azrael’s quickly leaving the ring now, and… He’s climbing up the chain wall :krabs: !!! He’s chasing after Ahren! 

Persephone: See? What was Ahren Fournier supposed to do about this guy? 

James Peters: AZRAEL IS NEAR THE TOP OF HIS POD, AND AHREN SMASHES A GLASS ORNAMENT OVER AZRAEL’S HEAD, BUT AZRAEL DOESN’T SEEM AFFECTED BY IT!! AZRAEL’S MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE POD REGARDLESS, AND AHREN FOURNIER HAS NOWHERE LEFT TO GO NOW!!!

Rich Russillo: AHREN TRIED TO GRAB ANOTHER ORNAMENT, BUT AZRAEL JUST STEPPED ON HIS HAND!! AZRAEL GRABS AHREN BY THE THROAT NOW, OH MY GOD!!! OH NO!!! AHREN JUST… AZRAEL JUST THREW AHREN FOURNIER OFF OF HIS POD ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THE RING!! AZRAEL TOSSED AHREN FOURNIER FROM THE TOP OF HIS POD TO THE INSIDE OF THE RING!!! IS AHREN GONNA BE OKAY!?!?

Persephone: WHO CARES IF AHREN’S OKAY!? DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT REX HAD TO GO THROUGH, ASK IF HE’S FINE!!

James Peters: Honestly, you should all be asking how everyone in this match is doing. Nobody looks fine here… But Azrael. Azrael now is climbing back down from Ahren’s pod, and as he enters the ring he notices TLA down right in front of him. Azrael crouches down over TLA, and I’m really scared to see what he could possibly do to him at this point. Azrael is putting his hand towards TLA’s mouth…

Rich Russillo: AZRAEL JUST RIPPED A TOOTH OUT OF TLA’S MOUTH!!! AZRAEL JUST RIPPED OUT A TOOTH, AND NOW HE JUST STOMPS ON TLA’S HEAD!!! This is awful! I’m not sure if I can actually watch this anymore! SOSA Henderson is crawling back inside of the ring.. Does this guy have a deathwish or something? He shouldn’t want to get anywhere near that freak!

James Peters: SOSA begins to get back up to his feet, AND HE IMMEDIATELY HITS AZRAEL WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK! THAT FIRST ONE DIDN’T PHASE AZRAEL, BUT SOSA HITS AZRAEL WITH A SECOND ONE THAT CAUSES AZRAEL TO FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES!!..

Rich Russillo:.. JUST FOR AZRAEL TO BOUNCE OFF OF THEM AND CATCH SOSA HENDERSON WITH THE LAST BREATH!!! AZRAEL HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW IN ON THE EAW CHAMPION, AND HE’S QUICKLY ABLE TO BRING SOSA DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! AZRAEL’S ABOUT TO ELIMINATE THE EAW CHAMPION!! WE’RE GONNA BE GUARANTEED A NEW CHAMPION THANKS TO AZRAEL’S PATH OF DESTRUCTION!! THERE’S JUST NO WAY SOSA CAN LAST LONG INSIDE OF THIS SUBMISSION, HE’S BEEN THROUGH WAY TOO MUCH IN THIS MATCH!!!

Persephone: Well.. I wouldn’t hate SOSA being eliminated now. As long as they somehow take Azrael out after. SOSA’s trying as hard as he can to get out of this.. But let’s be real with ourselves. SOSA doesn’t actually stand a chance right now. It’s over.

James Peters: NO IT’S NOT!!! SOSA JUST LOW BLOWED AZRAEL!!! SOSA LOW BLOWED AZRAEL AND THAT WAS ABLE TO GET AZRAEL OFF OF SOSA!! Both men quickly get back to their feet, AND AZRAEL CHARGES TOWARDS SOSA- BUT SOSA HITS AZRAEL WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE- HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! REX MCALLISTER WITH ONE OF SOSA’S HENNESSY BOTTLES!!! REX JUST SMASHED ONE OF SOSA’S HENNESSY BOTTLES OVER AZRAEL’S HEAD, AND NOW REX TOSSES ANOTHER ONE OF THEM OVER TO SOSA!! AZRAEL STUMBLING BACK AFTER GETTING HIT WITH THAT BOTTLE, AND NOW SOSA SMASHES HIS OWN BOTTLE ONTO AZRAEL’S HEAD!!

Rich Russillo: That was able to stun Azrael momentarily- WOAH!!! TERRY CHAMBERS JUST THREW THE CINDERBLOCK ATTACHED TO THAT CHAIN AT AZRAEL’S HEAD FROM OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! AZRAEL WAS JUST DROPPED WITH THAT HUGE CINDERBLOCK, AND NOW TERRY COLLAPSES AFTER USING EVERYTHING HE BAD LEFT IN HIM!! These competitors are doing everything they possibly can to keep this monster down, AND NOW TLA STABS THE NEEDLE OF THAT BARBED WIRE KEG INTO AZRAEL’S STOMACH, BEFORE POURING OUT ALL OF THE GLASS INFUSED CORONA!! TLA IS BARELY EVEN ABLE TO STAND RIGHT NOW BUT HE’S STILL DOING HIS PART TO HELP TAKE THIS GUY OUT!!

(While the others were fighting Azrael, it turns out Ahren managed to crawl all the way back into his pod with the Christmas tree. He looks around for something, but finally makes his way out of the pod dragging a huge, sharp candy cane.)

James Peters: Oh God… Ahren Fournier’s made his way back into the ring and he has an even bigger candy cane than before! We saw the type of damage the smaller ones were able to do… What’s he really thinking here!? Ahren’s having to use the ropes to even make it over towards Azrael, but as he does so Rex and SOSA drag his own cinderblock-chain onto his throat and step on the other side so Azrael’s unable to move! Ahren now raises that large candy cane……

Rich Russillo: AHREN FOURNIER JUST STABBED THE CANDY CANE INTO AZRAEL’S HEAD!!! AHREN JUST STABBED AZRAEL WITH ONE OF HIS BIGGER SHARP CANDY CANES, AND NOW AHREN FINALLY DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER AS EVERYONE ELSE IN THE MATCH SLOWLY COLLAPSES OUT OF EXHAUSTION!!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TRTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Bella Braxton: Azrael has been eliminated!

Persephone: FINALLY!

James Peters: THEY DID IT!! THEY ACTUALLY ELIMINATED HIM!!! It took two hennessy bottles being smashed over his head, having a cinderblock thrown at his head, being injected with glass infused corona, and being stabbed in the head, but they finally eliminated Azrael! All of the competitors in the match just fell down, and I really don’t blame them for needing a while to recover. Rex was put through an entire pod. Ahren was thrown off of his. Terry was hit with a cinderblock and had his hair pulled out. TLA had his teeth pulled out and was powerbombed onto his barbed wire keg. SOSA was this close to being eliminated himself, but somehow he managed to hit that low blow and things went uphill for these five since then!

Rich Russillo: All of the competitors now are slowly starting to find their way back to their feet. Terry Chambers is on the outside of the ring still, meanwhile the other four are inside of it. TLA, SOSA, Rex and Ahren are all looking towards each other, waiting to see who’ll make the first move- AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’LL BE AHREN, WHO JUST TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO KICK REX IN THE KNEECAP BEFORE GOING FOR THE SUPERKICK!! STAR STRUCK!!!

Persephone: NOPE!!!! NOT ON REXY!!! THAT TRASH SUPERKICK DIDN’T CONNECT, AND REX JUST ATTACKED AHREN FROM BEHIND!!! HAHAA!!!! Imagine Ahren Fournier actually eliminating Rexy 😂😂😂!!! 

James Peters: Ahren’s rolled out of the ring and it looks like Rex is gonna join him, meanwhile in the ring both Terry and TLA have surrounded the Champion! We both know a lot about the Corona Hombres and their friendship, and while there are no teams in an Extreme Elimination Chamber this is a great chance for them to take out the Champ! SOSA GOES RIGHT AFTER TLA THOUGH, AND NOW THAT FORCES TERRY TO GET INVOLVED AS HE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT SOSA!! BOTH MEN ATTACKING SOSA HENDERSON, AND NOW THEY THROW HIM INTO THE ROPES BEFORE CHARGING IN!! DON’T TELL CONSUELA!!!

Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! SOSA MANAGED TO SLIDE UNDER BOTH MEN, AND AS THEY ALL GET BACK UP SOSA NAILS TERRY WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD!! TLA goes after SOSA now, but he’s caught with a back elbow! SOSA now pulling TLA in, and he goes for another reverse sto into the turnbuckles but TLA is able to stop it with a series of elbows to the jaw! Woah woah, what is Ahren doing!?

James Peters: AHREN JUST LAID OUT A BUNCH OF BARBED WIRE CRANBERRIES IN FRONT OF HIS POD! While we were focused on the three inside of the ring Ahren managed to slam Rex into the chain wall, and now there’s a bunch of barbed wire cranberries being brought into play! Ahren grabbing Rex by the head now, AND HE GOES FOR A HUGE DDT ON THE CRANBERRIES BUT REX MANAGES TO STOP IT WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! God this is looking real close for Ahren and Rex right now! 

Rich Russillo: Some of the ornaments have spilled out of Ahren’s pod, and I think Ahren just tried to grab one but Rex managed to knee him in the face! Ahren clearly felt that one as he stumbles back a bit, but as Rex tries to capitalize with possibly another brainbuster, AHREN HITS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!! AHREN NOW REACHING DOWN, AND HE GRABS ANOTHER CANDY CANE BEFORE GOING TO STAB REX WITH IT!

Persephone: OH THAT WAS CLOSE, REXY JUST MANAGED TO CATCH AHREN’S HAND, AND NOW HE PUNCHES HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE WITH THE BROKEN GLASS!

James Peters: THIS HAS BEEN VERY BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN REX AND AHREN, AS NOW AHREN MANAGES TO POKE REX IN THE EYES TO CREATE SOME SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO!! Inside of the ring Terry is slowly starting to recover, meanwhile TLA is getting the upper hand on SOSA as he manages to hit him with a huge running meteora in the corner! All of the competitors have been released from their pods, so from here we can only come closer and closer to the end of this match!

Rich Russillo: Rex finally manages to turn back towards Ahren, AND AHREN CHARGES TOWARDS REX- JUST FOR REX TO HIT AHREN WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER ONTO HIS OWN BARBED WIRE CRANBERRIES!!! AHREN JUST LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF THE CRANBERRIES AND NOW REX QUICKLY CLIMBS ONTO AHREN, BEFORE BEGINNING TO POUND AWAY ON THE AHREN’S FACE! TONS OF BROKEN GLASS IS JUST BEING SMASHED INTO AHREN’S FACE, AND I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH HE CAN REALLY DO AFTER HE JUST HAD TO LAND ON SO ALL THAT BARBED WIRE!

Persephone: YES!!! BASH HIS FACE IN!! BEAT HIM INTO A BLOODY PULP REXY!!!

James Peters: AHREN TRIED REACHING FOR ONE OF THE GLASS ORNAMENTS AROUND HIM, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT IN HIM- AND I THINK THAT MAY HAVE GIVEN REX AN IDEA!! REX IS TAKING EACH OF THE GLASS ORNAMENTS AROUND AHREN, AND ONE BY ONE HE’S SMASHING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM INTO AHREN’S FACE!! THIS ISN’T A SIDE OF REX WE USUALLY SEE, BUT THIS ALONE SHOULD TELL YOU JUST HOW MUCH HE WANTS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Rich Russillo: REX IS STILL JUST POUNDING AWAY ON AHREN, AND AHREN’S FACE IS JUST SOAKED IN BLOOD!! AHREN’S NOT EVEN RESPONSIVE ANYMORE!! REX IS JUST PUNCHING AT AHREN’S UNCONSCIOUS FACE, AND I THINK REX HAS FINALLY HAD ENOUGH!!! REX PINNING A BLOODY, UNCONSCIOUS AHREN THAT’LL DEFINITELY NEED TO GET CHECKED OUT FOR INJURY AFTER THIS MATCH, AND I THINK THAT’S GOTTA BE IT FOR THE MAN, THAT’S TOO MUCH FOR ANYONE TO HAVE TO ENDURE!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Bella Braxton: Ahren Fournier has been eliminated!

James Peters: Wow.. Ahren Fournier is officially out of the match, and honestly I can’t say I’m surprised. Officials are watering the ring to come take Ahren out just like they did for Azrael, and I have to say Ahren Fournier deserves major props for his performance tonight. That whole Christmas tree of death thing was such an out of the box weapon, but it proved to be very effective and even helped him eliminate the biggest threat in the match in Azrael. There’s no doubt that man’s going to be World Champion again someday, but right now we’re down to four!

Rich Russillo: This time it’s SOSA that’s gotten the upper hand on TLA, as now he’s just stomping away at him! Terry Chambers is back on his feet though, AND HE EFFORTLESSLY LIFTS SOSA UP INTO A TORTURE RACK!! TERRY CHAMBERS HAS SOSA HENDERSON IN A TORTURE RACK SUBMISSION, AND SURELY THE CHAMPION’S GOTTA TAP OUT BY NOW, RIGHT!?

Persephone: I say he should tap out. That’d be one step closer to my Rexy as Champion :blessed:!!! I mean, what would Terry and TLA even do against Rexy? It’s REX!! SOSA, just tap out while you still can, unless you wanna end up like Azrael and Ahren Fournier and go out in some extremely graphic way. 

James Peters: SOSA still won’t tap out! He’s doing everything he can to try and last in this submission, AND LOOK AT THAT! SOSA MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND TERRY, AND NOW HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HUGE BACKSTABBER!! I honestly don’t know how SOSA managed to get out of that submission so late into the match! He surely should’ve been over and done with by now! The will these guys have to keep going is insane, but for five of the Elitists competing in the match, I don’t think it’ll be worth it! Only one man can walk out of this Chamber with the EAW Championship, and at this point I’m not sure who it could possibly be!

Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister has entered the ring, and now he’s going after TLA who was still in the corner trying to recover! Rex with a punch to the midsection, and now he goes for a huge right hand, BUT TLA’S ABLE TO DODGE IT BEFORE HITTING REX WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! Every single hit Rex dishes out with those hemp tape gloves does so much damage to his opponents, all those scars, cuts, and bruises, they make such a good weapon. We all saw what he did to Ahren moments ago, hopefully TLA doesn’t end up just like he did!

Persephone: He will! Of course he will! If Rex wanted to he could do that to everyone in this match right now and just win the entire thing, but he’s being generous! Rexy just hit TLA with another punch to the face, and TLA’s barely even able to take it! He’s already on spaghetti legs just from that one punch, finish him off already Rex-

James Peters: TLA WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! That came almost out of nowhere, but it was enough to take Rex out for the time being and allow TLA a bit more time to recover! SOSA Henderson managed to bring Terry Chambers outside of the ring, and now he’s punching away at him! CHOP BY TERRY!! TERRY WITH A HUGE CHOP OUT OF NOWHERE, AND THAT JUST BROUGHT ALL OF SOSA’S OFFENSE TO A SCREECHING HALT!! SOSA FALLING BACK INTO THE ROPES, BUT HE QUICKLY BOUNCES OFF OF THEM AND HITS TERRY WITH A FOREARM! TERRY AND SOSA ARE CONTINUING THEIR BACK AND FORTH, MEANWHILE REX LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE!

Rich Russillo: TLA IS SETTING UP FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER- BUT REX GETS TLA WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! REX IS ON TOP OF TLA!! REX IS ON TOP OF TLA, BUT TLA ISN’T GOING DOWN THE SAME WAY AHREN DID!! AHREN MANAGED TO TURN REX ON HIS BACK, AND NOW HE’S DELIVERING HUGE ELBOWS TO REX’S HEAD! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW IS CONNECTING, AND THAT JUST HELPED OPEN UP A WOUND ON REX’S FOREHEAD, BUT NOW REX MANAGES TO TURN TLA ONTO HIS BACK AND BEGIN PUNCHING AT HIM INSTEAD!! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH AROUND THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE NEITHER MAN WANTS TO GIVE UP AS THEY KNOW IT COULD LEAD TO AN ELIMINATION THIS LATE IN THE MATCH!

Persephone: Ugh I hate this stupid back and forth! REXY, JUST END TLA ALREADY!! PLEASEE JUST ELIMINATE HIM AND GET THIS MATCH OVER WITH SO I CAN SEE YOU AS CHAMPION AGAIN!!!

James Peters: SOSA and Terry are still going at it, AND TERRY JUST LAUNCHED SOSA HENDERSON BACK INTO THE RING! SOSA tried stabbing Terry with one of the shards from the broken pods while we were focused on TLA and Rex, but Terry managed to hit SOSA with the Moment of Silence! Back to TLA and Rex though, Rex is on top of TLA and it looks like things are ending up exactly how they did against Ahren Fournier! TLA is trying his best to block these punches but we’ve already gone over how devastating these are thanks to Rex’s weapon! If things continue at this rate TLA’s gone-

Rich Russillo: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! TLA MANAGED TO TURN IT AROUND, AND HE JUST PUNCHED REX IN THE FACE!! THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST KNOCKED REX OUT FOR A MOMENT AS HE WAS COMPLETELY CAUGHT OFF GUARD, AND THAT JUST GAVE TLA THE OPPORTUNITY TO GRAB THAT BARBED WIRE KEG AND STAB REX IN THE SHOULDER WITH IT!! TLA NOW LIFTING THE KEG AGAIN, AND HE STABS REX IN THE OTHER SHOULDER!! TLA JUST STABBED REX IN BOTH OF HIS SHOULDERS, AND NOW HE FINALLY RAISES THE KEG BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN ON TOP OF REX’S FACE!!

Persephone: NONONONONONONO STOP!!! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! GET OUT OF HERE TLA!!! STOP DOING THAT!!!! REXY DO SOMETHING PLEASE!!! DO SOMETHING DON’T LET HIM DO THIS TO YOU!!

James Peters: I DON’T THINK REX HAS A CHOICE!! TLA JUST PULLED THE BLOODY BARBED WIRE KEG OFF OF REX’S FACE, AND REX’S FACE IS A MESS RIGHT NOW!! TLA ISN’T FINISHED IT LOOKS LIKE, AS HE SLAMS IT DOWN ON REX’S FACE ONE MORE TIME!! THAT WAS AN ENTIRE KEG FULL OF GLASS MIXED CORONA, COVERED IN BARBED WIRE!! TLA NOW PULLING THE KEG OFF OF REX’S BLOODY AND BATTERED FACE, AND THERE’S THE COVER ON REX! NO CHANCE OF HIM KICKING OUT OF THAT!!!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Persephone: .

Bella Braxton: Rex McAllister has been eliminated!

Persephone: ..

Rich Russillo: And then there were three. No words are needed for Rex’s performance tonight. The man started off the match against the EAW Champion in SOSA, and he took Ahren Fournier out in such brutal fashion. He may not have regained the title, but Rex definitely made one hell of an impression in his first match since Territorial Invasion!

Persephone: …

James Peters: I know that’s not the outcome you were hoping for Persephone, but we all know Rex. He’ll find his way back to the title scene eventually, because that’s just how good he is. Right now.. We have TLA, Terry Chambers, and SOSA Henderson left in this match up. Terry and SOSA are still going at it, and I think TLA’s going to help Terry try to get SOSA out!

Rich Russillo: SOSA’s in the corner right now, AND TERRY CHARGES IN WITH A HUGE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! Terry makes sure that SOSA’s still standing, and it looks like TLA and Terry have an idea in mind! Just imagine if SOSA’s eliminated and we’re down to Terry and TLA as the final two in the Chamber? Terry now has a hold of TLA’s arm… AND TERRY SENDS TLA TOWARDS THE CORNER WITH SOSA, ALLOWING TLA TO HIT A HUGE RUNNING SPLASH!!! WHAT A TEAM MOVE BY THESE TWO, BUT THEY’RE NOT DONE YET! TLA NOW, SENDING SOSA INTO TERRY-

James Peters: SOSA JUST TURNED IT AROUND AND SENT TLA RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM TERRY CHAMBERS!! TERRY DIDN’T EVEN MEAN TO TAKE TLA OUT- BUT NOW SOSA’S TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE BY ROLLING TERRY UP!!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOI-

James Peters: TERRY PULLS SOSA INTO A ROLL UP PIN OF HIS OWN, AND THIS IS EXACTLY HOW TERRY DEFEATED SOSA HENDERSON ON VOLTAGE!!! DON’T TELL ME, IS TERRY GOING TO PULL IT OFF AGAIN AND GUARANTEE A NEW EAW CHAMPION!?!? NO WAY, NOT LIKE THIS TERRY!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: SOSA KICKED OUT!! SOSA HENDERSON KICKED OUT OF THE PIN AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, AND NOW BOTH MEN QUICKLY GET BACK TO THEIR FEET- JUST FOR TERRY TO GRAB SOSA IN THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!!! TERRY TRIED TO HIT THE CHAMBERS OF PAIN- BUT SOSA MANAGES TO GET OUT OF IT BEFORE HITTING TERRY WITH A HUGE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! SOSA NOW RUNNING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS TERRY IS DOWN ONE ONE KNEE, AND AS SOON AS TERRY GETS BACK UP SOSA DIVES-

James Peters: JUST TO BE HIT WITH TERRY’S BARBED WIRE BALL AND CHAIN!! WHILE TERRY WAS DOWN HE MANAGED TO GRAB HIS WEAPON, AND JUST LIKE THAT HE TOOK SOSA RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY! What a move from Terry Chambers! This match has clearly taken a toll on everyone, but somehow Terry is still standing tall! At this rate, maybe he’s the one that’ll win that Championship!

Persephone: I don’t care. I don’t care anymore. Throw the whole show away. REX SHOULD BE CHAMPION!! HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LOST TO SOSA!! HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY STUPID TLA!!! THIS WHOLE MATCH SUCKS!! I HATE IT! I HATE THIS STUPID-

Rich Russillo: WAIT!!! TLA!!! TLA JUST GRABBED TERRY AND SENT HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST IN BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES!! TLA was hit with that clothesline from Terry earlier, but it was just an accident and I’m not sure if TLA even realizes that! I guess it doesn’t matter as there are no teams in an Extreme Elimination Chamber, but I didn’t expect this to implode so soon! Terry is trapped in the corner and TLA is laying into him with all of these strikes, and now TLA goes for an irish whip into the opposite corner- BUT TERRY TURNS IT AROUND ON TLA!

James Peters: TLA RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND DIVES OVER TERRY BEFORE LANDING BACK ON HIS FEET!! SWAG SHOT!!! TLA JUST HIT TERRY WITH THE SWAG SHOT, AND NOW HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HUGE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! THAT JUST TOOK TERRY DOWN, AND NOW TLA IS MAKING HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!

Persephone: Um… He’s not even stopping at the top turnbuckle. What is he even doing?

Rich Russillo: TLA just climbed up onto a pod, but he’s not stopping there either.. TLA is climbing all the way up to the very top! TLA’S AT THE CENTER OF THE CHAMBER CEILING, AND I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW IF TERRY IS GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE WHATEVER TLA IS THINKING OF!! TERRY IS BARELY MOVING BUT I DON’T KNOW IF THERE’S ANYTHING HE CAN REALLY DO AT THIS POINT!! 

James Peters: TLA DIVES!!! TLA JUST DOVE OFF THE CEILING OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER WITH THE “420” SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!

….


..

James Peters: TERRY THREW THE METAL BALL AT TLA’S HEAD WHILE HE WAS IN THE AIR!! TERRY MANAGED TO AVOID THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, AND IN TURN HE JUST KNOCKED TLA’S LIGHTS OUT WITH THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED METAL BALL!! TLA JUST DROPPED FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE CHAMBER ONTO NOTHING BUT PURE STEEL AND THE RING MAT, BUT TERRY ISN’T FINISHED THERE!!

Rich Russillo: TERRY IS CHOKING TLA OUT JUST TO MAKE SURE THERE’S NOTHING LEFT IN HIM!! BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF THE TOP OF TLA’S FOREHEAD WHICH LANDED ON THE BARBED WIRE BALL, AND NOW TERRY IS JUST CHOKING HIM OUT!! TLA’S DONE, HE’S CLEARLY DONE, TERRY FINALLY PUTTING TLA’S SHOULDERS DOWN FOR THE COVER AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT FOR HIM!! AMAZING PERFORMANCE TLA BUT I’M AFRAID IT’S OVER!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Bella Braxton: TLA has been eliminated!

James Peters: My God… I understand that respect and friendships have to go out the window in a match like this… But wow. TLA took a huge risk, and it backfired. This was another great performance for the man even if he couldn’t make it all the way just like he did last year. We all know just how amazing TLA is, and he definitely made the most of this match.

Persephone: About time he was eliminated. What was he even thinking bringing that stupid weapon with him?

James Peters: I’d argue that the barbed wire keg has been very useful in the match. It’s done so much damage, and even helped TLA eliminate Rex-

Persephone: Shut up. Forget it, just keep talking about the match please.

Rich Russillo: And now.. We’re down to two. Terry Chambers and SOSA Henderson. Just think about what’s on the line here for both men. This is SOSA’s very first World title reign, and not too long ago he was actually pinned by Terry Chambers on Voltage. As for Terry, last time he was in an Extreme Elimination Chamber he was just one of the many people eliminated by Charlie Marr. Terry’s never held a World Championship before, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that he wants to change that tonight.

James Peters: Both Terry and SOSA are slowly, but surely beginning to get back to his feet. The Chamber is filled with the remains of the broken pods, blood, and all of the left behind weapons from SOSA, Terry, and all of the eliminated competitors. Both men are circling the ring, and they both are a mess. Both men are covered in blood, and have all kinds of cuts and bruises all around their body. AND HERE WE GO, BOTH MEN GO AFTER EACH OTHER AND IMMEDIATELY BEGIN PUNCHING AWAY!

Rich Russillo: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS THE ADVANTAGE OVER SOSA, BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS HE’S ABLE TO HIT TERRY WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! SOSA NOW GRABBING TERRY’S OWN BARBED WIRE WRAPPED BALL AND CHAIN, AND HE SWINGS IT AT TERRY! TERRY WAS JUST HIT WITH THE METAL BALL AND THAT GROUNDS HIM! Terry’s own weapon was used against him, AND NOW SOSA RUNS THE ROPES WHILE TERRY TRIES TO GET BACK UP!! HUGE KNEE TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD!

James Peters: Terry just fell back against the ropes, and it looks like SOSA’s just aiming to use whatever he can get his hands on! SOSA now is picking up TLA’s Barbed Wire Keg, AND HE GOES TO HIT TERRY WITH IT BUT TERRY’S ABLE TO DUCK IT, BEFORE SENDING SOSA OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! SOSA’s quickly crawling past all the leftover barbed wire cranberries into Ahren Fournier’s pod, but Terry is following him behind!

Rich Russillo: WELL I DON’T THINK FOLLOWING HIM WAS THE BEST OPTION, AS SOSA PUSHES THE ENTIRE CHRISTMAS TREE INTO TERRY!! TERRY MANAGES TO GRAB THE TREE AND PUSH IT TO THE SIDE- BUT SOSA USES THE DISTRACTION TO HIT TERRY WITH ONE OF THE REMAINING GLASS ORNAMENTS!! This is definitely going SOSA’s way right now, and now SOSA climbs up to the top rope!

Persephone: The fraud Champ made another dumb decision as Terry just rushed over to him and pushed him off of the top rope. I’m not even gonna question how Terry’s conscious right now because we all know he’s a steroid user. Probably among other things too.

James Peters: Well to be fair, Terry’s barely even standing right now. He was holding onto the ropes the entire time he rushed over to SOSA, and you can tell he’s still feeling the effects of that ornament as he slowly makes his way back into the ring. SOSA HENDERSON WITH AN ENZUIGIR- NO!! SOSA TRIED HITTING AN ENZUIGIRI AS SOON AS TERRY GOT BACK INTO THE RING, BUT TERRY DUCKED IT AND NOW HE’S DEADLIFTING SOSA UP!! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE SOSA’S BACK OF HENNESSY BOTTLES!!! SOSA WAS JUST SUPLEXED ONTO ALL OF THE BOTTLES REMAINING IN THAT BAG, AND I’M PRETTY SURE SOME OF THEM BROKE FROM THAT SUPLEX!!

Rich Russillo: Terry’s dragging SOSA back towards the center of the ring- BUT SOSA JUST STABBED THE NEEDLE OF TLA’S KEG INTO TERRY’S LEG!! THAT IMMEDIATELY CAUSED TERRY TO LET GO OF SOSA AND DROP DOWN TO THE MAT TO CHECK ON HIS LEG! Both men are tearing each other apart here and now neither of them are even standing! I can’t imagine these two possibly having anything left, but SOSA’s using everything he possibly can to his advantage here! SOSA now pulling himself out of the ring, and it looks like he’s somehow pulling himself up to the top rope! Terry hasn’t gotten back up to his feet yet as his leg is still hurt- AND NOW SOSA GOES FOR THE PAID IN FULL!!!

Persephone: MISSED. Idiot. Terry actually managed to get out of the way, which is why he shouldn’t have went for such a move in the first place. SOSA’s able to roll back up to his feet while Terry uses the ropes to get back up-

James Peters: AND NOW TERRY JUST HIT SOSA WITH THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!! TERRY USED EVERYTHING HE HAD LEFT TO HIT SOSA WITH THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE, BUT WHEN I SAY EVERYTHING I DO MEAN EVERYTHING!! TERRY IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO EVEN PULL HIMSELF OVER SOSA FOR THE COVER, AND HIS LEG IS STILL IN SO MUCH PAIN AFTER BEING STABBED!! TERRY IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TRY AND PULL HIMSELF TOWARDS SOSA, CAN HE ACTUALLY DO IT!?

Rich Russillo: THIS IS WHAT TERRY’S BEEN WAITING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF 2020!! HE CAN’T LET THIS MATCH SLIP THROUGH HIS FINIGERTIPS!! NOT THIS TIME, NOT AGAIN!!! TERRY IS SO CLOSE- YES!! HE DOES IT, TERRY FINALLY GETS AN ARM OVER SOSA AND NOW THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! HE WAS TOO LATE, TERRY WAS TOO LATE AND THEREFORE SOSA HENDERSON FOUND ENOUGH STRENGTH TO JUST BARELY GET THE SHOULDER UP!!! I feel horrible for Terry. That was as close as he possibly could’ve come to winning the entire match but somehow SOSA Henderson got probably as lucky as he possibly could’ve. Had he not have stabbed Terry in the leg before, this surely would have been over!

Rich Russillo: I don’t know if I’d call it luck as much as I’d call it SOSA being smart. Either way, Terry will be fine as long as he finds a way to finish the match up! Terry’s crawling towards the ropes, probably to use them to help him get back to his feet, but honestly I’m not even sure what it’ll take! What more could Terry possibly do to finish this match?

Persephone: Does it really matter? Terry and SOSA are probably the most anticlimactic pairing possible to end this Chamber. All I wanna do is go home, so pleaaase let me do that by finishing up this match. Terry’s been able to take everything else just fine. Don’t be a wimp now.

James Peters: Well Terry’s finally back to his feet, and it looks like he’s waiting for SOSA to get back up! Terry’s shaking some life back into that stabbed leg, and just from the look in his eyes I think he’s finally ready to win his first ever World Championship! This has been a long time coming, and now SOSA’s finally gotten back up! TERRY NOW FINALLY CHARGES IN, AND HE GOES FOR A SECOND RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE ON SOSA!!

Rich Russillo: IT DIDN’T CONNECT!!! SOSA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, BUT TERRY WAS QUICK TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!! SOSA NOW CHARGES IN THOUGH, AND HE HITS TERRY WITH A HUGE FRONT DROPKICK, SENDING TERRY CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! WE’VE ALREADY TALKED SO MUCH ABOUT TERRY, BUT WHAT ABOUT SOSA!? How is SOSA still doing all of this even after what he just went through!? This Championship reign has without a doubt shown us a new side of SOSA Henderson, and if you didn’t believe in him before I’m sure you do this far into his title reign! The man definitely deserves to be World Champion just as much as Terry, but now we’ll have to see who actually gets the job done!

James Peters: SOSA grabs Terry and sends him into the opposite corne- WAIT NO! TERRY SENDS SOSA INTO IT INSTEAD, AND SOSA JUST CRASHED INTO THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE FROM EARLIER!! REMEMBER, SOSA’S THE ONE WHO SET THAT UP HIMSELF!! IT LOOKS LIKE SOSA’S RECEIVED A BIT OF KARMA, AND NOW TERRY CHAMBERS CHARGES IN- 

Rich Russillo: SOSA JUST KICKED TERRY BELOW THE BELT!! SOSA JUST LOW BLOWED TERRY, AND NOW HE SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! SOSA now stumbles out of the corner while Terry is still there… Oh God.. What is he thinking? SOSA JUST PICKED UP AZRAEL’S CHAIN ATTACHED TO THE CINDERBLOCK, AND NOW HE SWINGS IT AT TERRY!!

James Peters: THE CINDERBLOCK HIT TERRY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, FORCING HIM TO ALSO ONCE AGAIN HIT THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! TERRY NOW COLLAPSES ONTO THE MAT, AND SOSA GOES FOR THE COVER WHILE PUTTING HIS FEET UP ONTO THE ROPES!!! IT’S ALL PERFECTLY LEGAL INSIDE OF AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, BUT PLEASE NO!! DON’T TELL ME THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. AAAANNNDDDD SSTTTILLLLLLL YOUR EAW WORLD CHAMPION…. SSOOOOOSSSSAAAAAAA HHHEEEEENNNNNNDDDDEEERRRSSSOOOONNNN!!!! 

Persephone: I CAN FINALLY GO HOME :blessed:!!!!!!

James Peters: I don’t even know where to start with that match. All six competitors put up nothing short of an amazing fight, and they all proved exactly why they deserved to be EAW Champion. From Azrael’s domination, to TLA’s leap of faith, to the way that match ended, that was nothing short of incredible. Huge congratulations to SOSA Henderson for retaining his EAW Championship inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, even if the way he won could be considered cheap.

Rich Russillo: How could that be considered cheap at all? It’s an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER. Everything SOSA did was perfectly legal. Terry’s amazing, and tonight was yet another reminder of how good he is. Tonight simply wasn’t his night- 

James Peters: Woah woah woah, wait a second. Is Terry’s shoulder even down??

(As SOSA Henderson gets back to his feet, and the referee goes to grab his Championship for him, Terry’s shoulder is shown to not actually be down. When he fell his shoulder actually landed on top of the metal ball. Before the referee gets back into the ring, SOSA makes sure to kick the ball away from Terry to make sure the referee doesn’t realize the mistake that was made.)

James Peters: THIS MATCH SHOULDN’T BE OVER! Both of Terry’s shoulders weren’t actually down, but thanks to the way SOSA pinned Terry the referee must not have seen it! SOSA got away with another EAW title defense, but can you really say he earned it after that???

Rich Russillo: Before, I definitely believed SOSA earned that victory because everything he did was within the rules. Now… I’m not so sure if I can disagree with you. :lupe:

Persephone: So the fluke Champion can’t even defend his title properly. Color me shocked. 

James Peters: Well, I want to say congratulations again SOSA, but I’m not so sure if this is a win that should be celebrated. 

(The crowd begins booing loudly as they realize what happened with Terry’s shoulder still being up, but SOSA clearly doesn’t care at all as ‘Faneto’ hits, and he’s given his EAW Championship. He has a smile on his face despite being so beat up, and he has his hand raised by the referee before doing exactly what James said he probably shouldn’t be doing; and celebrating his victory. In the meantime, Terry Chambers is still unconscious in the ring, completely warn out after being put through hell in tonight’s Extreme Elimination Chamber.)

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(The chamber structure begins to lower as lights begin flickering on it.)

Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!! AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(“BxMxC” by BABYMETAL hits as Jack Ripley walks out determined, and ready for overcome this challenge. He is holding a railroad spike.)

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS…JJAACCCCKK RRIIPPLLLEEEYYYY!!!!!

Eve: This man has been through a lot. He nearly walked away with the title he’s competing for tonight back at Midsummer Massacre, and he was supposed to be fighting for the Interwire Championship, but an unfortunate injury took that from him. He wants this more than anything and it’s hard to bet against him!

Deadprez: Check out that weapon. A railroad spike! Wow, that should be interesting. He had a blanket last year, don’t forget. But Jack ain’t playing around tonight!

(Jack walks into his pod as his theme fades. Then ‘Last Strike’ by Polo G hits as Jon Kelton makes his way to the ring, and he’s holding some type of custom bat. He also gives a huge sigh before making his walk to the ring.)

Gina Romano: FROM DALLAS, TEXAS….WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…..JJOOONNN KEEELLTTTOOONNNN!!!!!

Eve: A man on a mission to show that the 24/7 contract wasn’t his ceiling since returning to this company. He has so much to prove and he knows this is the perfect place to do it with several high level stars in this match. He knows this is the biggest opportunity of his life, and he doesn’t plan on wasting it. I look forward to seeing how Jon utilized this opportunity tonight!

Deadprez: Check out the weapon though. Apparently it;s a barbed wire baseball bat….WITH A SAW BLADE ATTACHED TO IT! 

Eve: THAT’S INSANE! The creativity of some of these elitists. 

(Jon then steps into his pod as “Last Strike” fades. A few seconds later, “”Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media plays and Lucas Johnson walks out with a serious approach on his face. He ha shis barbed wire bat across his shoulder as he makes his way to the ring, ready for war.)

Gina Romano: FROM LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK….WEIGHING IN AT 197 POUNDS….LLUUCCAASSS JJOOOHHHNNNSSSOOONNNNN!!!!

Deadprez: Lucas is a guy people think doesn’t deserve to be here. He lost his qualifying match to Kelton, but then made his way into the match by taking out SKA, and then Ryan announcing him as his replacement. You just gotta wonder if this little amount of time to prepare, if it will play any role. He wants to get rid of his demons inside the chamber as he competed in it before, and sees tonight as the perfect opportunity! With this new attitude he’s been showing as of late, he could certainly get the job done here tonight and shock the world!

Eve: A barbed wire baseball bat. A nice choice of his here. I look forward to how he utilizes it. 

(Lucas steps into his pod with his bat.)

(“”Roll With Me” by Charli XCX hits as Andrea Valentine comes out to boos from the socially distanced crowd. She doesn’t care as she holds some type of hammer above her head as she walks to the ring.)

Gina Romano: AND FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA….WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS….AAANNDRRREEEAAA VVAALLEENNNTTTINNNNEEEEEE!!!!

Eve: Andrea is the winner of two straight chamber matches, including winning her first World Title last year in it. She knows what it’s like to win a world title in this match. She has been displaying a different side of her, but I guess that doesn’t matter because all she needs is herself, and she;s walking in knowing she can win the chamber yet again and will do anything it takes to do so, and she don’t care if she hurts “Mary from Nebraska’s daughter” in the process. 

Deadprez: Nice little weapon she has there. It’s the same type of hammer Harley Quinn used in the movies “Birds Of Prey” and the top of the hammer is wrapped in barbed wire. Very creative and unique one here. 

(Andrea steps into the final pod.)

(“”Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin hits as Bronson Daniels walks out form behind the curtain.)

Gina Romano: FROM COCOA BEACH, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS….BBRRROONNNSSSOONNNN DDAANNNIIEEELLLSSSSS!!!!!

Eve: Here comes maybe the dark horse to win this entire thing. He has been on fire all week promoting this match, and from what we saw, he is ready to go the distance and he is ready to write his wrong from Reasonable Doubt, and take advantage of this opportunity that is in front of him. So much to prove and everything to gain for this young man. But…the moment we’ve all been waiting for….what’s his weapon?! :lupe:

Deadprez: What’s that on his head?!

Gavin Kirkland: Is that a dick?!

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Deadprez: I’m getting word he’s using a barbed wire dildo. :comeagain:

Eve: THAT’S what we were waiting on all week?!

Deadprez: There’s gotta be more. 

(Bronson steps into the ring, and awaits Jamie to come out, and he is jumping up and down warming himself up.)

(“”Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits as Jamie O’Hara gets a loud ovation from the crowd in the Superdome. He shows off the Answers World Championship around his waist.)

Gina Romano: AND FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS….HE IS THE REIGNING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…..JAAAMMMIIEEE O’ HAAARRRAAAAAA!!!!!!

Eve: What a champion Jamie has been so far. He’s no stranger to walking into the chamber as champion either, and tonight looks to make it the third time in his career. But he’s got a long road ahead of him as he’s starting this match out. I’m sure he wouldn’t want it any other way to start it out. He walked out of the Cell still champion, now we’ll see if he can conquer the Chamber.

Gavin Kirkland: You guys know his baby was just born? The baby Ace is now on the rise! :blessed:

Eve: Yes, very cute. Congratulations to him and Cameron on the birth of Hathaway!

Deadprez: Check out the weapon though. Barbed wire didgeridoo again. Very interesting!

(Jamie steps inside the chamber, and then the referee locks the chamber door as he hands the Answers World Championship off, and the referee raises it high.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: HERE WE GO! Jamie steps forward with his didgeridoo, and Bronson steps forward with that…barbed wire dildo. Jamie steps forward to come face to face with Bronson, BUT WHAT THE–

Eve: THAT BARBED WIRE DILDO JUST SHOT FIRE AT THE FACE AT JAMIE!! :damn:

Gavin Kirkland: HOW DARE HE DO THAT!! IS HE ALLOWED TO BRING THAT IN?!

Deadprez: Bronson did say he was searching for the perfect weapon, but fucking hell!

Eve: Jamie stumbles back holding his face, and Jamie drops his weapon as Bronson begins to go on the attack and he has Jamie in the corner…AND BRONSON SLAPS JAMIE ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE DILDO FLAMETHROWER! 

Gavin Kirkland: I heard Jamie likes that. :mjlit:

Deadprez: Jamie stumbles now into the corner holding his face in serious pain. Bronson now begins to unload on Jamie with several body shots to the rib cage and lower body. Jamie is trying to cover up but is having no luck as Bronson is throwing shots as hard as he can, before Bronson backs up into the opposite corner. 

Eve: BRONSON THEN RUNS AND LAUNCHES HIS KNEES INTO THE CHEST OF JAMIE IN THE CORNER! Bronson now then follows that up with a monkey flip flopping Jamie to the center of the ring, BUT JAMIE LANDED ON HIS FEET! Jamie has burn marks on his face as he awaits Bronson to turn around, And then Jamie connects with the superkick!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Bronson ducks the superkick! Kick to the midsection. But Jamie catches his foot before spinning Bronson around, and then Bronson connects with a spinning leaping enziguri! Jamie is dropped to one knee now as Bronson runs off the ropes–

Eve: OH MY GOSH!!! JAMIE GRABBED HIS BARBED WIRE DIDGERIDOO AND SWINGS IT RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF BRONSON!!! BRONSON FALLS TO THE MAT LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!!

Deadprez: Both competitors have made use of their weapons early on here in this match, and Jamie walks over to Bronson and lifts him upward, and Jamie has ahold of Bronson’s head and he’s forcing Bronson’s eyelids open with one hand!! :lupe:

Eve: AND JAMIE DRIVES THE BARBED WIRE INTO THE OPEN EYES OF BRONSON DANIELS!!! :damn:

Eve: Jamie eventually lets go and picks up Bronson by the dreads, and BRONSON OUT OF ADRENALINE SPEARS JAMIE AND DRIVES HIM BACKWARDS THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND BOTH GO TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO THE STEEL!

Deadprez: Both Bronson and Jamie are up and begin exchanging shots, but Jamie manages to get the upper hand and grabs Bronson by the head and throws him head first into the chained wall… AND THEN JAMIE THROWS BRONSON DOWN ONTO THE STEEL BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! WHAT VELOCITY!!

(Jamie looks into the pod next to him, where Andrea is standing with her hammer, and she gives a little wave at Jamie.)

Jamie O’Hara: (no mic) Oooh Jesus, keep that Chucky doll locked up! ::lupe:

Andrea Valentine: (no mic) RUDE! 

Deadprez: Jamie turns around and charges at Bronson who’s beginning to stir…but Bronson sidesteps and bounces Jamie’s face off the plexiglass of the pod opposite Andrea where Jack Ripley is in! Bronson now grabs the back of Jamie’s head and slams it repeatedly into the pod! 

Bronson Daniels: (no mic) HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH?!

Eve: Bronson now backs up, and then–

Gavin Kirkland: MY ACE!!!! BRONSON SPEARS JAMIE THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS FOR ONE OF THE PODS!!!

Jack Ripley: (no mic) Oh, I guess I’m in then.

Deadprez: Jack Ripley I guess now has entered the chamber since his pod was broken, and he steps out of the mod and sees Bronson Daniels beginning to crawl out of the pod with shattered glass on his back, and Jack Ripley–

(Jack shrugs his shoulders.)

Eve: Jack Ripley whacks Bronson on the back of his head with the railroad spike! Bronson is screaming in serious agony right now as Jack Ripley then picks up Bronson and throws him into the opposite pod, the one Andrea is on. Now Jack begins to follow it up and connects with an uppercut to the jaw knocking Bronson into the steel wall! Jack slams Bron’s head into the steel wall, and then again, and again, and AGAIN! Bronson’s head is taking a beating early on in this match. :lupe:

Gavin Kirkland: He’s gonna become even more stupider than he already is. Did you SEE his videos this week?!

Deadprez: Jack grabs Bronson by the head, and then backs up a few steps BEFORE THROWING BRONSON FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINKED WALL!! BUT NO, WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Eve: BRONSON DANIELS LEAPED ONTO THE CHAIN WALL LIKE SPIDER MAN!! JACK NOTICES AND GOES UP TO GRAB BRONSON, BUT BRONSON THEN KICKS JACK IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY…AND THEN JACK FALLS DOWN TO THE STEEL BELOW! BRONSON IS HIGH UP ON THE WALL NOW AS HE ASCENDS UP HIGHER…AND LOOK JAMIE IS CRAWLING OUT OF THE GLASS MESS, AND BOTH HIM AND JACK STAND UP NEXT TO EACH OTHER….OH MY!!

Deadprez: BRONSON LEAPS OFF THE STEEL WALL AND TAKES OUT BOTH JACK AND JAMIE!! 

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson slowly begins to slowly get back to his feet and then picks up Jack who was stirring on both knees, and then Bronson throws Jack through the second rope into the ring, and Bronson now begins to measure up Jack as Jack then turns around–

Eve: BRONSON SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM THE OUTSIDE–

Deadprez: BUT JACK GRABBED THE BARBED WIRED DIDGERIDOO INSIDE THE RING AND WHIPS IT ACROSS THE STOMACH OF BRONSON IN MID AIR!! AND JACK THEN RUNS OFF THE ROPES–DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME!!!!! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF BRONSON AS JACK FALLS AND HOOKS THE LEG OF BRONSON!!!!

OOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TTHHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Eve: BRONSON SURVIVES IT! And now it’s Jack who hops on top of Bronson mounting him and begins to unload with the forearm shots, and now Bronson now begins to pour blood from the forehead! Jack right now is relentless with the attack!

Gavin Kirkland: MY ACE JAMIE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TAKING JACK DOWN! ALL THREE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH SO FAR ARE ALL DOWN AND OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! 

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5!…..

4! 3! 2! 1!…..

*BUZZ*

(The blue spotlight flickers between Andrea, Lucas, and Jon Kelton’s pods, before it ultimately stops on someone.)

Eve; A WINNER OF TWO STRAIGHT CHAMBER MATCHES THE PAST TWO YEARS ENTERS! ANDREA VALENTINE ENTERS AND SHE’S READY TO GO TO WAR! Andrea steps into the ring with her hammer, which is the hammer Harley Quinn uses in the movie “Birds Of Prey” and the top is wrapped in barbed wire. She steps inside the ring and sees all three competitors down, and she awaits for one of them to get to their feet!

Deadprez: Jack Ripley rises, and then ANDREA SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE HAMMER INTO THE MIDSECTION OF JACK! AND THEN SHE HITS JACK ON THE BACK WITH IT! BRONSON DANIELS IS UP, AND THEN ANDREA NAILS THE BLOODIED BRONSON IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IT TAKING HIM OUT! AND THEN FINALLY, JAMIE IS UP…AND THEN ANDREA SWINGS AND HITS JAMIE IN THE STOMACH! JAMIE BENDS OVER IN PAIN AND ANDREA HITS HIM ACROSS THE BACK! JAMIE IS ON THE GROUND IN PAIN–AND ANDREA IS SWINGING THE BARBED WIRE HARLEY HAMMER LIKE A MADWOMAN ON JAMIE! JAMIE IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!! 

Gavin Kirkland: That’s hot. :ahh:

Eve: Andrea now turns her attention to Jack on the ground and she is swinging at his back like a madwoman again, and then to Bronson! She is like a woman possessed! Now Andrea drags Jack up and brings him near the corner, BUT JACK REGAINS CONTROL AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND ANDREA LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE OUTSIDE STEEL OUTSIDE THE RING! Jack takes his time inside the ring, before setting up something with Andrea as she begins to stir in the outside…AND JACK RUNS OFF THE ROPES–JACK LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE–

Deadprez: ANDREA PICKS UP THAT RAILROAD SPIKE THAT WAS JACK’S WEAPON AND AND SPIKES IT INTO THE HEAD OF THE FLYING JACK RIPLEY!!! JACK RIPLEY IS ANOTHER WHO HAS JUST BEEN BUSTED OPEN! AND NOW ANDREA GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE OUTSIDE! 

OOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: JACK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! 

Deadprez: Meanwhile, back inside the ring, Jamie and Bronson are getting back to their feet, and now Jamie throws a right hand! Bronson connects with one of his own! Back and forth they go now with exchanging shots at one another! BRONSON THEN SWINGS AT THE HEAD OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION–BUT JAMIE DUCKS AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A BACKHANDED ELBOW TAKING BRONSON DOWN, AND THEN JAMIE RIGHT AWAY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST! 

Eve: Jamie doesn’t go for the cover and instead opts to crawl away, and he makes his way over to his didgeridoo, and then he makes his way over to the corner! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS JAMIE THINKING HERE?! And WHAT?! Jamie turns around on the top rope and ascends high on top of the chamber pod! Jamie has the didgeridoo in his hand on top of the pod as he eyes Bronson in the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: HOLY FUCK!!! BRONSON ALMOST LIKE HE WAS PLAYING DEAD POPS UP AND CLIMBS UP THE TOP ROPE OUT OF ADRENALINE AND JAMIE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST WITH THE SPEED BRONSON WAS MOVING! BRONSON NOW IS THROWING RIGHT HANDS UP AT JAMIE WHO’S HIGHER THAN HIM ON THE POD! AND NOW BRONSON HOPS UP WITH JAMIE, AND BOTH MEN ARE ON TOP OF THE POD!! 

Eve: BRONSON SEEMS TO HAVE CONTROLS BUT THEN JAMIE CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT, AND BRONSON SLIPS BACK DOWN TO THE TOP ROPE BENEATH…AND OH MY GOSH!!!! JAMIE LOWERS HIS BARBED WIRED DIDGERIDOO AND REACHES DOWN AND WRAPS IT UNDER THE THROAT OF BRONSON DANIELS!!  BRONSON’S FEET FALL OFF THE TOP ROPE AND NOW JAMIE HAS HIM DANGLING CHOKING HIM WITH THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED DIDGERIDOO!!! 

Deadprez: JAMIE RAISES THE DIDGERIDOO FROM THE NECK OF BRONSON AND THE DANGLING BRONSON FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT! JAMIE SETS THE DIDGERIDOO DOWN AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE LIFELESS BRONSON! WHAT IS HE THINKING?!?!

Eve: **GGEEENNKKIII CANNNOOONNNN!!!!!** FROM THE TOP OF THE POD ON BRONSON!!!

Deadprez: BUT BRONSON MOVES!! AND JAMIE IS HOLDING HIS ANKLE IN PAIN AS HE LANDED ON IT HARD AND WRONG IT SEEMS! BRONSON JUST DODGED A HUGE BULLET THERE!!

Gavin Kirkland: I guess you can say Jamie’s ankle and chances in this match took a “turn” for the worst. :yikes:

10! 9! 8! 7! 5!

4! 3! 2! 1! 

*BUZZ*

(The light flickers between Lucas and Jon, and then it stops.)

Deadprez: HERE COMES JON KELTON!!! HE HAS THAT CUSTOM BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT WITH A SAW BLADE IN THE MIDDLE, AND HE THROWS IT INSIDE THE RING AS HE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! JON IS WASTING NO TIME HERE NOW AS HE ENTERS THIS MATCHUP!!!

Eve: JON KELTON CONNECTS WITH THE ELEVATED FROG SPLASH ON TOP OF THE WOUNDED JAMIE O’HARA!! THE COVER NOW!!

OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE ACE STAYS ALIVE! :blessed: BUT JON IS UP RIGHT AWAY AND HE SHIFTS HIS FOCUS TO THE OUTSIDE WHERE ANDREA IS PICKING JACK OFF THE STEEL, AND JON RUNS FULL SPEED AND CONNECTS WITH A TOPE CON HILO OVER THE TOP ROPE TAKING OUT BOTH ANDREA AND JACK RIPLEY! 

Eve: JON IS FEELING PUMPED UP–AND IN COMES BRONSON WITH A SUICIDE DIVE DRIVING JON BACK INTO THE CHAIN WALL!! JON BOUNCES BACK AND THEN RUNS INTO AN UPPERCUT FROM BRONSON!! AND THEN JON WALKS RIGHT INTO A HIGH KNEE FROM BRONSON AND INTO THE ARMS OF JACK RIPLEY AS JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH THE BACKSTABBER ON JON KELTON!!

Deadprez: Bronson turns his attention to Jack as Jack does likewise, and both begin hammering away on each other! Jack then throws a knee to the midsection of Bronson! And then grabs the head of Bronson and drives his knee repeatedly into the bloodied face of Bronson!! Bronson then falls backwards and leans against the chain link wall, and Jack has a look on his face…WAIT…WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS HE TRYING TO DO?!?!

Eve: HE HAS BRONSON BY HIS BRAIDS, AND HE LOOPS THEM THROUGH THE CHAIN LINKS, AND WHAT THE–HE JUST TIED BRON’S BRAIDS TOGETHER THOUGH THE LINKS! BRONSON IS STUCK! :neutral_face:

Deadprez: Bronson is screaming trying to untangle himself, but Jack Ripley has a smile on his face now! BUT ANDREA TURNS JACK AROUND!!

Gavin Kirkland: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON ANDREA!!!!

Eve: BUT IT SENT ANDREA BACK INSIDE THE RING!! Jack doesn’t seem to care though as he picks up his railroad spike right next to his foot on the steel ground, and Bronson is panicking trying to kick Jack away from him! 

Deadprez: JON ROLLS FROM THE STEEL UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND HE BEGINS TO STALK ANDREA WHO IS TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE “YOU’LL FLOAT TOO”!!! JON IS LIKE A SHARK THAT SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER!! **SPOILER ALERTTTTTT!!!!** JON CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! HE HOOKS THE LEG! HE’S GONNA ELIMINATE ANDREA!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


Eve: ANDREA VALENTINE KICKS OUT!! 

Gavin Kirkland: MY QUEEN DOES IT AGAIN!! Kelton has a look of disbelief! BUT LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE, JACK IS JUST TOYING WITH BRONSON! JACK HAS THAT RAILROAD SPIKE–

Deadprez: WOW! BRONSON USES HIS FEET AND KICKS THE SPIKE HIGH IN THE AIR AND IT GOES TO THE OTHER END OF THE CHAMBER!!! JACK LOOKS ANNOYED AS BRONSON LOOKS A BIT RELIEVED! 

Eve: BUT JACK GRABS ANDREA’S HARLEY QUINN HAMMER AND BRONSON’S FACE GOES FROM RELIEVED TO FEARFUL AGAIN AS HE TRIED TO FIGHT JACK OFF! BUT JACK HITS BRONSON WITH THE BARBED WIRE HAMMER IN THE FRONT OF THE KNEECAP!! BRONSON BEGINS TO SCREAM AS HIS KNEE MIGHT BE SHATTERED FROM THAT, AND JACK ISN’T DONE! I THINK JACK IS GOING FOR A HEADSHOT! AND BRONSON KNOWS THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP IT AS HIS HAIR IS TIED UP INSIDE THE CHAMBER! AND THEN–

Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY SWINGS THE HAMMER AND HITS BRONSON IN THE HEAD AGAINst THE CHAINED WALL! BRONSON IS OUT FOLKS!! JACK RIPLEY UNTANGLES HIS BRAIDS AND THEN THROWS HIM DOWN AND COVERS HIM!!

OOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: BRONSON AGAIN KICKS OUT!! WHERE IS THE WORLD IS HE FINDING THIS?!

Gavin Kirkland: Jon Kelton lifts up Andrea, and then connects with an irish whip, but Andrea reverses and irish whips Jon–BUT JAMIE WAS WAITING AS JAMIE CONNECTS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP SENDING JON OVER THE TOP ROPE LANDING BACK FIRST ON THE STEEL! AND NOW JAMIE SHIFTS HIS FOCUS OVER TO ANDREA AS HE APPROACHES HER–

Eve: LOW BLOW FROM ANDREA TO JAMIE!! SHE JUST KICKED JAMIE’S “DICK TO PIECES” AS SHE SAYS!! JAMIE DROPS TO A KNEE NOW! ANDREA RUNS OFF THE ROPES NOW…**LOVE HAZEEEEE!!!!** THE RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER FROM ANDREA!! JAMIE IS FOR SURE DONE! ANDREA’S GONNA GUARANTEE US A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

….

Deadprez: AND JAMIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!! Andrea stands up and begins stomping the life out of Jamie–BUT THEN JACK RIPLEY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE FROM BEHIND…GERMAN SUPLEX TO ANDREA FROM JACK AND THE BACK OF ANDREA’S HEAD LANDED ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! ANDREA IS IN A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER, AND JACK COMES RUNNING WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND DRIVES BOTH KNEES INTO THE FACE OF ANDREA! JACK TURNS AROUND AND THEN CLOTHESLINES JAMIE OVER THE TOP ROPE! JACK ONCE MORE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO ANDREA WHO BEGINS STANDING, AND THEN HE CHARGES–

Eve: TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER COUNTER FROM ANDREA! ANDREA QUICKLY PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE BAT WITH THE SAW BLADE, AND SHE PLACES IT UNDERNEATH THE THROAT OF JACK AS SHE MOUNTS ON TOP OF HIM, AND SHE HAS THE SAW BLADE PART OF THE BAT ON HIS NECK AS SHE BEGINS TO TRY CHOKING HIM OUT!!!!

Deadprez: Andrea looking to eliminate Jack the same way she won her previous two Chamber matches, but choking the life out of her opponents! Jack seems to be fading here as that saw blade is just digging into his throat!! :lupe: JACK MAY BE OUT HERE!!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT JACK GRABS THE ROPE IN FRONT OF HIM WITH PERHAPS HIS LAST GASP HERE BEFORE FADING, AND HE MANAGES TO GET LEVERAGE AND PULL HIMSELF UP! ANDREA IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE CHOKEHOLD, AND THEN JACK TURNS AROUND HOLDING HIS THROAT IN SERIOUS PAIN AS HE BEGINS BLEEDING FROM HIS NECK TOO, AND THEN…ANDREA SWINGS THE SAW BLADE BARBED WIRE BAT–

Eve: JON KELTON SNATCHES IT FROM ANDREA FROM BEHIND!! JON THEN DRIVES THE SAE BLADE END OF THE BAT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF ANDREA AND TAKES HER DOWN!!

Jon Kelton: (no mic) Only I use this, bitch. 

*BUZZ*

Eve: Lucas Johnson is here! He steps out of the pod with his barbed wire baseball bat, and Jon Kelton is the only one standing with bodies laying around him, and Jon is daring Lucas to step foot into the ring. Lucas seems hesitant to step into the ring at this second though.

Jon Kelton: (no mic) Let’s go you little bitch. You don’t deserve to be here anyway. I sent you with an L to get here and you shoulda been eliminated in that battle royal earlier tonight! 

Deadprez: BUT BRONSON DANIELS USES HIS DILDO WEAPON AND THROWS IT AT THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF JON!

Eve: LUCAS TAKES THAT DISTRACTION AND USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND STEPS INSIDE THE RING, BUT JON WAS STILL READY AND SWINGS!! BUT LUCAS AVOIDED IT AND BACKS UP, AND NOW LUCAS USES HIS BARBED WIRE BAT AND JAMS THE END OF IT INTO THE RIBS OF JON! AND THEN LUCAS WHIPS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JON AND NOW KELTON DOWN! BUT LOOK! 

Gavin Kirkland: BRONSON DANIELS IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY ON LUCAS!! LUCAS IS UP AND BRONSON IS FEELING PUMPED UP! HE’S BLOODY AND EXHAUSTED BUT HE’S STILL FEELING THE ENERGY! JUMPING CLOTHESLINE FROM BRONSON! ANOTHER LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! LUCAS JOHNSON THEN SWINGS BUT MISSES, AND NOW AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM BRONSON! BRONSON NOW LOOKS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING FOR HIMSELF AS HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES–DOUBLE LEG LARIAT THEN CONNECTS! BRONSON THEN LOOKS TO THE GROUND AND GOES TO PICK UP HIS FLAME THROWER DILDO!! :krabs:

(Bronson approaches Lucas with the dildo.)

Bronson Daniels: (no mic) I heard you love taking it up the ass by prolly that walrus. They always have said you need a fire lit under your ass too. 

Eve: :krabs: 

Deadprez: LOW BLOW FROM LUCAS JOHNSON!! We all know what was going through Bronson’s mind right there, and it wouldn’t have been a pretty sight. Jack is back up and Lucas Johnson has his sights on him. 

Lucas Johnson: (no mic): BATTER UP! 

Eve: LUCAS SWINGS THE BAT AT HARD AS HE CAN AND KNOCKS JACK RIPLEY THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! IT’S PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED JACK HAS A CONCUSSION FROM THAT! :damn: LUCAS JOHNSON IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS CHAMBER MATCH RIGHT NOW! AND NOW LOOK–

Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara is slowly crawling underneath the bottom rope from the outside back inside, and he reaches for his barbed wire didgeridoo….but Lucas Johnson steps on Jamie’s hand as he reached for it, and he gives Jamie a head shake!

Lucas Johnson: (no mic): Your time is up Jamie. Meet the new Ace right here and now. The baby Ace fulfills his destiny! 

Gavin Kirkland: Baby ace?! :mjlol:

Eve: INSIDE CRADLE FROM JAMIE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! IS HE GOING TO ELIMINATE LUCAS?!

OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Eve: NO! LUCAS ESCAPES IT AND BOTH RACE TO THEIR FEET, BUT LUCAS OF COURSE BEING THE FRESHEST OF THE TWO IS UP QUICKER AND THEN RUNS AND RAMS HIS BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE! AND NOW, JAMIE IS BUSTED OPEN! THAT’S HALF OF THE FIELD HERE NOW!

Deadprez: ANDREA FROM BEHIND ON HER HANDS AND KNEES LOW BLOWS LUCAS FROM BEHIND!! WHAT IS WITH HER AND LOW BLOWS?!

Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know, but it’s as hot as ever. We stan a sassy queen who gives no shits. :heart_eyes: 

Eve: JON KELTON IS BACK IN AND THROWS A KNEE TO THE FACE OF ANDREA! JON KELTON THEN QUICKLY ASCENDS UP THE TOP ROPE, BUT ANDREA IS ON HIS TAIL! ANDREA IS THROWING SHOTS UP AT JON, BUT JON IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FEND ANDREA OFF BUT KICKING AND PUNCHING HER! AND THEN JON KICKS ANDREA HARD IN THE HEAD AND MANAGES TO GET SOME SEPARATION! AND LOOK! JON NOW ASCENDS ONE LEVEL HIGHER UP THE POD! 

Deadprez: BUT ANDREA ONCE AGAIN IS NOT LETTING JON DO ANYTHING! ANDREA RUNS UP THE CORNER AND THROWS RIGHT HANDS UP AT JON, AND JON LOOKS STUNNED!, AND ANDREA NOW DROPS DOWN FROM THE TOP ROPE AND PICKS UP THAT HARLEY QUINN HAMMER AND GOES BACK UP–AND SHE SMACKS JON ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH IT AND TOSSES IT ASIDE! JON KELTON IS A SITTING DUCK ON TOP OF THE POD NOW!! ANDREA HOPS UP TOP NOW WITH JON! THIS IS SCARY RIGHT NOW!

Deadprez: Meanwhile, Jamie, Lucas, Jack, and Bronson are all starting to stir to their feet in the ring…AND ANDREA IS GOING FOR THE SUPERPLEX!!!! WILL IT CONNECT?!

Eve: SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE POD FROM ANDREA ON JON KELTON AND THEY BOTH LAND ON THE REST OF THE COMPETITORS INSIDE OF THE RING!!! :damn:!!

Deadprez: ANDREA IS HOLDING HER HEAD BECAUSE OF THAT COLLISION, BUT SHE MANAGES TO HOOK THE LEG OF JON KELTON!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Eve: JON KELTON STAYS IN IT!!

Deadprez: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

Eve: BRONSON COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH **FLYING BRONSONS**  ON TOP OF ANDREA’S BACK WHILE SHE WAS STILL ON TOP OF KELTON FOR THE COVER!! TWO BIRDS AND ONLY ONE STONE THERE FOR BRONSON AS HE THEN GOES TO COVER KELTON!!

OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: KELTON KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!! KELTON SHOWING HIS GRIT AND HEART RIGHT NOW! 

Eve: Bronson stands up, and then Jack Ripley comes charging in…..””YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!**

Deadprez: BUT BRONSON GOES UNDERNEATH AND PICKS UP JACK IN A POWERBOMB POSITION WITH HIM SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS–AND THEN BRONSON LAUNCHES JACK INTO JAMIE O’HARA WHO WAS PULLING HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER!! AND NOW, BRONSON IS MOTIONING FOR JACK TO COME FORWARD AS HE DOES….BRONSON GOES FOR **GUNSMOKE**!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS ON JACK RIPLEY!! BRONSON IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT WHAT?!?! Lucas Johnson just picked up Bronson Daniels and puts him in a fireman’s carry, and then Lucas Johnson connects with the flyover neckbreaker on his knee!! Lucas sets his sights on Jamie in the corner and runs and connects with the splash!! He picks up Jon Kelton and throws him shoulder first into the ring post in the second rope! Lucas Johnson is cleaning house now as Andrea steps forward to him! AND LUCAS JOHNSON CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF ANDREA VALENTINE!!!

Eve: LUCAS JOHNSON THEN RIGHT AWAY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A KIMURA LOCK!!! LUCAS JOHNSON HAS ANDREA TRAPPED RIGHT NOW WITH NOWHERE TO GO! IS LUCAS JOHNSON GOING TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE AND MAKE ANDREA TAP!! IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT AS ANDREA RAISES A HAND!! ANDREA’S GOING TO TAP OUT!!

Deadprez: BUT LOOK!! SHE USES THAT HAND AND PICKS UP HER HARLEY HAMMER, AND THEN SHE RAMS IT INTO THE FACE OF LUCAS JOHNSON CAUSING HIM TO BREAK THE HOLD!! ANDREA MOUNDS OVER LUCAS AND BASHES THE HAMMER IN HIS FACE, LIKE HE’S HER WORST ENEMY OR JUST KILLED HER DOG! LUCAS LOOKS OUT OF IT! ANDREA IS TRYING TO GO FOR THE COVER–

**GEEENNKKKIIII CCAANNNOOONNNN!!!!!!**

Deadprez: JAMIE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE GENKI CANNON ON LUCAS JOHNSON!! JAMIE NOW GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT WAIT, WHAT?!

Eve: ANDREA IS UP AND SHE LIFTS JAMIE OFF OF LUCAS, AND THEN SHE BASEBALL SLIDES JAMIE UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! NOW ANDREA MAKES THE COVER ON JAMIE!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Gina Romano: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated. 

Eve: Lucas put up a valiant effort tonight, but he was just too outmatched and he joined the match too late. I think with more time to prepare and stuff, he would have had a better showing. Nothing to be ashamed of, he just needs to keep that attitude rolling he’s been showing since last month because it has worked for him!

Deadprez: One down, and five remain inside this match. It seems like Andrea didn’t appreciate Jamie finishing off Lucas when she was about to do it, and now she goes over and reaches through the middle rope, and grabs Jamie–BUT JAMIE OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD USING HIS WEAPON, THE DIDGERIDOO!!!!!! ANDREA STUMBLES BACK AND INTO THE ARMS OF JON KELTON–

Eve: JON KELTON JUST SLICED ANDREA ON THE FACE WITH HIS SAW BLADE FROM HER FOREHEAD TO HER JAW!!! :damn: KICK TO THE MIDSECTION NOW FROM JON KELTON, AND NOW HE’S SETTING UP FOR IT–**POETIC JUSTICEEEEE!!!!!** JON KELTON CONNECTS WITH THE VERTEBREAKER AND NOW HE PINS ANDREA!!!!

OOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Deadprez: ANDREA STILL STAYS ALIVE!!! HOW?!?!?!?!

Eve: Jon is just as shocked as we are. LOOK! Andrea’s bleeding now. That’s four out of six competitors bleeding from their face! 

Deadprez: Kelton stands and he thinks of his next strategy here in this match, and Jon Kelton turns around–

Gavin Kirkland: **YOU’LL FLOAT TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!** BY JACK RIPLEY!!!!

Eve: NO!!! JON KELTON DUCKED IT AND HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND NO JACK RUNS THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND BOTH LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE–

Deadprez: **YOU’LL FLOAT TOOO!!!!!!** THIS TIME THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE FACE OF JON!! JACK THEN FALLS ON TOP OF KELTON FOR THE PIN!!

OOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Gina Romano: Jon Kelton has been eliminated. 

Eve: Jon has nothing to be ashamed of tonight. A great performance and a showing of why he should be the one to look out for on Saturday nights heading into the new year. Hr can use this experience as a positive! Future is nothing but bright for this young man, and I can’t wait to call more of his matches! 

Deadprez: It is down to our final four here! Jack begins to approach Jamie who is trying to stir, and then Jamie pulls Jack by the arm and pulls him back and he goes shoulder first into the second turnbuckle, and Jamie begins to pull himself up, but on the other side of the ring, Andrea tries getting to her feet–BUT BRONSON LAUNCHES HIMSELF AND HAS THE ROLLUP ON ANDREA–BUT ANDREA ROLLS THROUGH IT UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE GOES FOR A SIDE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF BRONSON–BUT BRONSON DUCKS IT AND KICKS ANDREA IN HER BACK WITH BOTH OF HIS FEET! 

Eve: ANDREA TURNS AND CHARGES AT BRONSON, AND BRONSON COUNTERS WITH A HIP TOSS AND NECKBREAKER COMBO!! BRONSON THEM CONNECTS WITH  STANDING BOOM DROP ON TOP OF ANDREA’S CHEST! BRONSON HAS A SECOND WIND AGAIN AS HE STANDS UP AND LOOKS AT HIS SURROUNDINGS, AND HE CHARGES AT RIPLEY AND CONNECTS WITH A  DROPKICK SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP TOP TO THE OUTSIDE ONCE MORE, AND HE RUNS AT JAMIE IN THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING SPLASH IN THE CORNER! BRONSON HAS THE MOMENTUM RIGHT NOW THIS LATE IN THE MATCH!! COULD YOU IMAGINE IF HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO PULL THIS OFF?!

Deadprez: RIPLEY IS BACK UP AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND CONNECT WITH A SPINNING TORNADO DDT ON BRONSON!!! ALL COMPETITORS ARE DOWN ONCE MORE AS JACK USES THE ROPES TO HELP PULL HIMSELF UP! JACK IS UP AND HE IS MEASURING BRONSON WHO IS OUT COLD! BRONSON MIGHT JUST BE TOO EXHAUSTED TO KEEP GOING ANY FURTHER! 

Eve: YOOOUUULLLLL FFLLOOOAATTTTT TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BRONSON IS DONE!!

Deadprez: WAIT WHAT THE HELL!!! BRONSONS HAS THE FLAMETHROWER DILDO AND SHOOTS FIRE IN THE FACE OF JACK RIPLEY!!!

Eve: JACK IS HOLDING HIS FACE IN SERIOUS PAIN RIGHT NOW!!! BRONSON KNOWS THIS IS HIS OPPORTUNITY AS HE LICKS THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE! BRONSON’S RUNS OFF THE ROPES–

Deadprez: PUNNNCCCHH AA BIITTTCCCCHHH FFAACCEEEE!!!!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH ON JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS AND NOW BRONSON FALLS ON TOP FOR THE PIN!!

OOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


Eve: JACK RIPLEY KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!!!!! OH MY LORD!!! 

Deadprez: BRONSON IS ON ONE KNEE AS ANDRE COME SIN AND DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF BRONSON!! JAMIE STUMBLES FORWARD NOW HAVING A TOUGH TIME WALKING ON THAT ANKLE, AND THEN ANDREA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING REVERSE STO PLANTING JAMIE O’HARA FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! ANDREA IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING RIGHT NOW, AND SHE HAS HER EYES ON THE ACE, THE CURRENT ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! 

Andrea Valentine: (no mic) Hope you and everybody else are all ready to witness three straight chamber wins, and watch me become a two time World Champion. 🥰

Eve: ANDREA HOPS ON THE SHOULDERS OF JAMIE FROM THE BACK……AND…..**AAATTOMMICCC BLLOONNDDDEEEE!!!!** ANDREA SPIKES JAMIE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT AND JAMIE IS OUT COLD!!! ANDREA’S GONNA ELIMINATE JAMIE!

Deadprez: WHAT THE?!?! 

Eve: HARLOW REICHERT!!!!! LOOK BEHIND YOU ANDREA!!!!!

(Harlow Reichert flips open the flap underneath the chamber, and she appears inside the structure.)

Deadprez: ANDREA TURNS AROUND……AND “LES MISERABLES” CONNECTS FROM HARLOW!! THE RUNNING KNEE TAKES OUT ANDREA!!!! HARLOW PAYING BACK ANDREA FROM ANDREA SCREWING HER IN THE SPECIALISTS CHAMBER EARLIER WHEN IT CAN BE A SAFE BET THAT HARLOW HAD THE TITLE WON!!!

(Harlow gives Andrea a cold stare as she stares down at her lifeless body, and then Harlow slowly makes her way out of the structure the way she entered.)

Eve: WOW!! ANDREA IS DOWN ALONG WITH THE OTHERS! SOME CAN SAY SHE HAD JAMIE DONE AND COOKED RIGHT THERE! LOOK!!!!!

Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! **FLYING BRONSONS!!!!!** THE BOOM DROP ON ANDREA!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!

OOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


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Gina Romano: Andrea Valentine has been eliminated!

Gavin Kirkland: :sob: :sob: :sob:

Deadprez: In all honesty, Andrea has nobody to blame but herself for that, because she got involved in Harlow’s business earlier, so it was only fair.

Eve: Still an amazing performance nonetheless even if she didn’t get the win. You just know this issue between Harlow and Andrea is starting to boil!

Deadprez: WE’RE DOWN TO THREE!

Eve: All three men are in separate parts of the ring, and all are trying to stir and make their way up, and Bronson is up first. Jamie is on both of his feet in the center of the ring, and then Bronson runs and hops off Jamie’s back and launches himself at Jack in the corner and connects with a leaping splash!! BRONSON NOW–

Deadprez: BRONSON PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE BAT…..AND HE IS SAWING THE BACK OF JAMIE O’HARA!!!! HE GOING UP AND DOWN JAMIE’S SKIN SLICING IT!!! :damn:!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THIS GUY IS SICK AS SHIT!! This is the same guy who actually thought of bringing back Cac DeMarco in some capacity, weapon or not. 

Eve: BRONSON CAN FEEL VICTORY! IMAGINE IF HE CAN PULL THIS OFF, IT’S NOT THAT IMPOSSIBLE AS BOTH MEN ARE EXTREMELY WEAKENED! HE IS MEASURING JAMIE AND–

Eve: BBIIITTTCCCHHHH III KNOOCCCKKEEDDD YOURRRR HEEADDDD OFFFFF!!!!! THAT ELBOW CONNECTED BEAUTIFULLY!!!! AND BRONSON DANIELS CRAWLS TO JAMIE, AND HE TRIES TO GO FOR THE COVER, AND HE FINALLY DOES!!! BRONSON IS GOING TO DO IT!!! HE’S GOING TO GUARANTEE AN NEW CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

OOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


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Deadprez: AND JAMIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKIGN STEROIDS IS HE TAKING TONIGHT?!?!

Eve: BRONSON LITERALLY CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE HOLDS HIS HEAD IN FRUSTRATION! And now Bronson gets up and looks to end Jamie, and he picks up Jamie by the head, and Jamie is almost like dead weight at this point! BUT JAMIE OUT OF NOWHERE PUSHES BRONSON AWAY FROM HIM OUT OF PURE INSTINCT, AND–

Deadprez: HE PUSHED HIM INTO THE DIRECTION OF JACK RIPLEY! **YOU;LL FLOAT TOO!!!** TO THE BACK OF BRONSON’S HEAD!!!! BRONSON IS STUNNED RIGHT HERE! 

Deadprez: JAMIE WITH ALL THE BIT OF ENERGY HE LAS LEFT…..**INNNN EXXCCEELLISSSSSS!!!!!** THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TAKES DOWN BRONSON DANIELS!!! JAMIE IS SLOW TO GET TO THE COVER….AND HE FINALLY GETS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF BRONSON!

OOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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Gina Romano: Bronson Daniels has been eliminated!

(Bronson kicks out a half a second after the three count.)

Eve: Oh my gosh, wow! He was JUST too late on kicking out of that! What an amazing performance by this young man. I will admit myself I didn’t expect much out of him, but he went toe to toe with some of the greats in this business and had a great opportunity to win. He should be proud of the work he put in and his performance here tonight. Another one where the future is so fucking bright on Showdown! 

Deadprez: AND THEN THERE WERE TWO! :lupe:

Eve: Both men are down, and both men are exhausted, and now Jack begins to stir, and he knows this is his chance here! All the heartbreak, and all the setbacks he can make it worth it if he can defeat Jamie right now and avenge that loss back at Midsummer Massacre earlier this summer! 

Deadprez: JACK IS MEASURING JAMIE AS JAMIE IS STILL COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED AND HURT, AND NOW JAMIE STANDS ON HIS HURT ANKLE AND TURNS AROUND–AND JACK RIPLEY CHARGES AT HIM, BUT JAMIE SIDESTEPS AND JACK HITS THE CORNER CHEST FIRST, AND THE JAMIE ROLLS UP JACK!!

OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Eve: KICKOUT!! AND NOW BOTH MEN RACE TO THEIR FEET, AND JACK GOES FOR THE BACK BODY DROP, BUT JAMIE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND JACK…AND THEN JAMIE GRABS AHOLD OF BOTH OF JACK’S ARMS!! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR HERE! JAMIE IS GOING FOR “STARDUST BREAKER”!!!!!

Deadprez: BUT JACK CAUGHT THE LEG AND CONNECTS WITH A DRAGON SCREW SENDING JAMIE ACROSS THE RING! JAMIE PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER AND JACK CHARGES FOR THE SPLASH IN THE CORNER–BUT JAMIE GETS HIS BOOT UP STOPPING JACK IN HIS TRACKS!!! JAMIE HOPS UP ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE, AND THEN LAUNCHES HIMSELF AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE OF JACK DROPPING JACK DOWN TO A KNEE! JAMIE IS EXHAUSTED, BUT MAYBE HE’S FINDING HIS SECOND WIND HERE! 

Gavin Kirkland: COME ON MY ACE!!! 

Eve: JAMIE RUNS THE ROPES AND GOES FOR IN **IN EXCELSIS**–

Deadprez: BUT JACK OUT OF DESPERATION HITS THE CHOP BLOCK TO THE HURT KNEE CAP OF JAMIE O’HARA!! NOW IT’S JACK WHO HAS THE ADVANTAGE! WHO WANTS IT MORE?!

Eve: JACK PICKS UP JAMIE, AND SETS HIM UP! HE’S GOING FOR “RIPPLE EFFECT”!!!!

Deadprez: BUT JAMIE TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND DELIVERS A RUNNING HIGH KNEE STRIKE TO THE BRIDGE OF JACK’S NOSE!! JACK FALLS BACKWARDS AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE AND LEANS FORWARD TO JAMIE…AND JAMIE HAS HIM IN A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX SPOT….AND JAMIE SPIKES JACK ON THE HEAD WITH “**VISUAL IDENTITY!!!!!**” 

Eve: Jamie doesn’t go for the cover though, as he makes his way to the corner and begins to climb up the top rope, very gingerly. I hope Jamie knows the risk he is taking here. 

Gavin Kirkland: He’s a chamber pro, don’t worry! :lupe:

**GGEEENNKKIIIII CCAANNNNNOOONNNN!!!!!!!**

Deadprez: RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF JACK RIPLEY!!!! JAMIE O’HARA NOW GOES FOR THE COVER! THE SAME WAY HE RETAINED THE TITLE BACK AT MIDSUMMER MASSACRE AGAINST JACK!

OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Eve: HOW?!?!?!

Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!

Eve: AND NOW JAMIE THINKS OF WHAT NEXT TO DO, AS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIS BEST SHOT THERE CONSIDERING HIS CONDITION! AND JAMIE DRAGS JACK UP BY THE HEAD–

Deadprez: JACK OUT OF NOWHERE…..**YYOOUUULLLL FFLLOOAATTTT TOOOOOO!!!!!!** JACK SLAPPED JAMIE’S HANDS AWAY AND FINALLY HIT THE SUPERKICK!!! JACK THROWS HIS ARM ON JAMIE’S CHEST!!! IT’S OVER!! IT’S OVER!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!

OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gavin Kirkland: MY ACE!!! :blessed: KICKOUT BY THE ACE BABY!! HE STAYS ALIVE!

Eve: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!! ANY NORMAL HUMAN BEING GOES OUT A LONG TIME AGO, BUT JAMIE JUST ISN’T HUMAN! NOW WHAT DOES JACK DO FROM HERE?!?!

Deadprez: BOTH MEN CRAWL AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER AFTER SEVERAL SECONDS OF NO MOVEMENT FROM THE OTHER, AND BOTH PULL EACH OTHER UP WITH THE ROPES ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE RING FROM ONE ANOTHER! 

Eve: JAMIE IS UP A TAD BIT FIRST, AND NOW JAMIE O’HARA CHARGES!!!!!–

Deadprez: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! **IN EXCELSISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!** THE RUNNING KNEE ONE LAST TIME!!!

Eve: WHAT?!!?!

Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY OUT OF NOWHERE JUST STABBED JAMIE IN THE ARM WITH HIS RAILROAD SPIKE WEAPON HE JUST PICKED UP!!!

**YYYOOUUUUU’’LLLLLLL FFFLLOOAAATTTTT TTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!**

Eve: JACK HITS IT AGAIN! JACK RIPLEY HIT IT AGAIN!!! IS THIS GOING TO DO IT?!?! IS JACK RIPLEY FINALLY GONNA DO THE IMPOSSIBLE?!?!?!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT ACE!!!!! :damn:


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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“BxMxC” by BABYMETAL hits as the Chamber begins to rise, and Jack lays exhausted with his arm on Jamie’s chest. The referee ready to award him the EAW Championship and raise his hand.)

Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND NNNNEEEEWWWWWW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION……..JJJAAAAACCCCKKKK RRRIIPPPLLEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!

(Jack Ripley stands finally, beaten and battered, and bleeding from his forehead, and he gets his hand raised as he drops to both knees. The referee presents him with the Answers World Championship, and Jack can’t believe it’s real in front of him, even shedding a tear.)

(Jack Ripley finally slowly grabs the championship, and then raises it to his forehead as he is overtaken with emotion.)

Eve: WHAT A MOMENT! Jack Ripley finally did it! Jack Ripley is finally World Champion! He fucking earned this here tonight with the hell he went through!

Deadprez: Don’t take away the hell Jamie went through. He started this match and took as much punishment as I’ve ever seen, and it took going to hell and back to take the title away from him.

Eve: But tonight, it was Jack Ripley’s night. And tonight, Jack is finally a World Champion! Congratulations! 

(The final shot is of Jack on the top rope raising the Answers World Championship celebrating his win.)

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( The instrumental of “I Prevail” by Bow Down blasts through the speakers to ear-deafening boos as Ronan Malosi steps down from the guerilla position and arrives onto the entranceway. He momentarily basks in the scenic atmosphere of the stadium before his theme song is replaced by “The Only Thing They Fear Is You” by Mick Gordon. Ryan Wilson jerks the curtain and nonchalantly scurries onto the entranceway to join his tag team partner on the stage. They fist bump on the stage before making their way down the ramp and into the squared circle in unison. )

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! THE CHALLENGERS… FR-

( Ryan Wilson snatches the microphone from out of Gina Romano’s hand. )

Ryan Wilson: Gina…. Darling… Allow me to take things from here. Ah-HREM! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD! SHOWDOWN AND ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU.  IT’S SOON…TO…BE… EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!! RONAN MALOSI!!! AND YOURS TRULY!!! CHAINED….FURYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Eve: Definitely two of the biggest egos in the game. 

Gavin Kirkland: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! DID YOU NOT HEAR THEM, EVE? THEY ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST, IF NOT, THE GREATEST DUO TO EVER EXIST IN THE WORLD OF WRESTLING.. THEY ARE CHAINED FURY!! THE HOTTEST TWO-MAN BAND SWEEPING THROUGH THE NATIONS!! 

Deadprez: Yeah, yeah, we get it. 

( As Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson prepare themselves in the ring, the silence followed by “In Over My Head” by Grandson echoes throughout the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. The EAW Unified Tag Team Champions emerge onto the entranceway and pose on the stage to the loud cheers emanating from the audience. Both members of The Realm’s attires are comic-book inspired; Harper Lee is inspired by Poison Ivy and Sierra Bradford is inspired by Harley Quinn. They hold their EAW Unified Tag Team Championships high in the air as they make their way down the aisle and into the squared circle. )

Gina Romano: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST! At a combined weight of 259 pounds…. THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… HARPER LEE.. SIERRA BRADFORD…. THEEEEEE REALMMMMM!!!

Eve: HERE ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford have been reigning as champions since they usurped The Grand Athletes’ of their throne in the summer. Now, they are minutes away from seeking their next biggest challenge, and that challenge comes in the form of Chained Fury. For sure, The Realm are heading into this match with a much more extensive tag team resume than Chained Fury. For sure, they are coming into this match with better chemistry. But who knows? Chained Fury might upset the entire world by walking out of tonight with the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships to her name. We’ll see..

( DING! DING! DING! ) 

Deadprez: The bell has rung and it appears that we are going to start this match by revisiting a singles match from a few weeks ago between Harper Lee and Ronan Malosi. Malosi has been chomping at the bit to get revenge on his significant loss to Lee, and as of this very moment, he gets the opportunity of rectifying it as both individuals meet in the center of the ring. There is a staggering size differential, but Harper Lee is proposing a collar-and-elbow tie-up either way! Ronan has a smirk on his face as he willingly accepts the proposal!

Eve: HARPER IMMEDIATELY GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! She has a waist lock in, but Ronan is unfazed as he just simply shrugs her away. Harper comes off the ropes and slides under and through the legs! SHE JUMPS UP ONTO THE BACK OF RONAN FOR THE BACKSTABBER! BUT RONAN SAW IT COMING AS HE TURNS AROUND AND GRABS BOTH OF HER LEGS!! HE SLINGSHOTS HER INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!

Deadprez: Harper Lee manages to evade the impact and land safely onto her feet like a cat! Malosi gets up to his feet and goes to charge Lee for a lariat! LEE ROLLS THROUGH AND AVOIDS THE LARIAT!! MALOSI TURNS AROUND AND HARPER NAILS HIM IN THE MUSHER WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK THAT SENDS THE CHALLENGER REELING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!!!! HARPER GOT HIM AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES!! FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!! AND IT LANDS!! HARPER LEE TAKES DOWN RONAN MALOSI WITH A SUICIDE DIVE AS SHE GETS THE BIG MAN BACK INTO THE RING!! HARPER LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! FOR A SPRINGBOARD!!

Deadprez: BUT RONAN SWABS HARPER IN MID-AIR WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! HARPER JUST GOT OBLITERATED IN MID-AIR!! SHE GOT FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION AS RONAN PUTS HER IN A HEADLOCK!! Ronan slowed down the pace of this match in an attempt to wear down one-half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions! Not for long whereas Harper Lee begins to struggle out of the headlock! Lee gets some footing and starts sending shoulder strikes to the midsection! BUT RONAN WITH A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!! MALOSI NOW MUSCLES HER INTO THE CORNER TO TAG RYAN WILSON IN! 

( **TAG** )

Eve: The Hot Take King tags in the other half of Chained Fury and comes off the ropes while Malosi lays Harper out with a scoop powerslam! HE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND LANDS THE KNEE ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION!! Wilson continues the offensive action as he pulls Harper up to her feet and turns her around! AND DROPS HER WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER!! HE HOVERS OVER FOR THE SIDEPRESS COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! Harper Lee immediately powers out as Wilson implements another headlock onto the champion. Chained Fury’s etiquette is far more technique and sophisticated than the flashy, high-risk arsenal of The Realm, so this will be an interesting clash of styles in this championship match. Harper fights out of the hold with shoulders to the midsection and runs into the ropes! SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! WILSON CIRCLES THE WAIST AND GOES FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!

Deadprez: HARPER WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!! WILSON IS STAGGERED AS HARPER NOW GOES TO JUMP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE FOR THE SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT!! BUT WILSON ROUNDHOUSE KICKS HER LEGS, GETTING HER HUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE BEFORE HE JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE ADJACENT TO HER!! AND CRUSHES ONE HALF OF THE CHAMPION WITH A MOONSAULT!! A SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT ONTO THE ROPE-HUNG HARPER LEE AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER YET AGAIN!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

T-

Eve: KICK-OUT!!! Harper Lee pops her shoulder up at one yet again as Ryan Wilson is beginning to mock Sierra Bradford! He holds Harper Lee right up in front of her with enough space for her to not tag before he tosses her back into Chained Fury’s corner! RYAN CHARGES INTO HARPER!! AND LEVELS HER IN THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HE NOW TAGS RONAN MALOSI IN!!

( **TAG** )

Deadprez: WILSON LAYS DOWN WITH HIS KNEES UPWARDS WHILE RONAN MALOSI GRABS THE CHAMPION BY THE NECK AND HOISTS HER UP INTO THE AIR!! AND CHOKESLAMS HER DOWN ONTO THE KNEES OF RYAN WILSON!! HARPER LEE GOES CRASHING DOWN UNPROTECTED INTO THE GENERAL MANAGER’S KNEES!! THAT’S GOT TO HURT! RONAN MALOSI ROLLS HARPER LEE OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! COUNT IT, REF!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TW-

Eve: STILL ISN’T ENOUGH! The Hot Take King pulls her up to her feet and grabs her by the neck once again… RONAN HOISTS HER UP INTO A CHOKESLAM!! BUT HARPER STUNS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN MID-AIR!! WHAT A KICK AS RONAN IS STAGGERED!! HARPER NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE CHALLENGER!! BUT RONAN GRABS HER AND SPINS HER AROUND FOR HOT TAKE HELLFIRE!!

Deadprez: AND HARPER COUNTERS THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM INTO A DDT!!! THE INVINCIBLE HARPER LEE DRIVES RONAN MALOSI!! THIS OPENS UP THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR HARPER LEE TO TAG IN THE OTHER HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! SIERRA BRADFORD IS SCREAMING AT HER TO TAG HERSELF IN! BUT TO THE CORNER OF OUR EYES, RYAN WILSON RUNS BEHIND SIERRA’S BRADFORD!! WILSON GRABS THE LEGS OF SIERRA! SIERRA JUMPS OVER THE GENERAL MANAGER! AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A SLIDING KNEE! WILSON FALLS TO THE GROUND AS HARPER JUMPS UP AND SPRINGS FORWARD FOR THE TAG!!

Eve: RONAN GRABS HARPER’S FOOT IN MID-AIR AND PUTS HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! THE ANKLE LOCK IS CINCHED IN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH AS WILSON’S DISTRACTION MAY HAVE GIVEN THE TIME FOR RONAN TO RECOVER AND CATCH HARPER LEE AT THE LAST SECOND!! HARPER IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS RONAN MAY BREAK HER ANKLE AT THIS VERY INSTANT!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT HARPER IS ABLE TO ROLL THROUGH AND SEND RONAN TUMBLING OVER TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS SIMULTANEOUSLY EMERGE TO THEIR FEET!! RONAN GOES FOR A FOREARM SMASH!! HARPER DUCKS IT AND LEAPS UP FOR A DROPKICK!! BUT RONAN GRABS HER IN MID-AIR AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!!! RONAN ISN’T DONE YET AS HE ROLLS HER OVER!! HARPER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES…

Deadprez: AND NAILS RONAN MALOSI IN REBUTTAL WITH A NASTY STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!! RONAN REELS INTO THE CORNER AS HARPER’S EYES LIGHT UP! HARPER CHARGES IN FROM THE ADJACENT CORNER!! FOR THE RUNNING FACEWASH KICK!!! BUT RYAN INTERCEPTS AT THE LAST SECOND!! RYAN WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! WILSON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KICK AS HE GRABS LEE..

Eve: SIERRA BRADFORD ENTERS THE FOLD AND NAILS RYAN WILSON WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK!! THIS STUNS HIM AS HARPER TWISTS HIM AROUND WITH A RIPCORD… AND NAILS HIM WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK!! A RIPCORD GAMENGIRI KICK AS HE REELS INTO THE SAME CORNER AS THE STAGGERED RONAN MALOSI!! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE REALM COME CHARGING INTO BOTH MEMBERS OF CHAINED FURY!!

Deadprez: HARPER JUMPS OVER RYAN WILSON AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE CORNERED RONAN MALOSI WITH THE SUNSET FLIP BOMB!!! CHAINED FURY COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER AS SIERRA BRADFORD FOLLOWS IT UP! AND DRILLS BOTH OF THEM WITH A CORNER DROPKICK!!! HARPER GETS A COVER ON RONAN MALOSI FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Eve: KICK-OUT!! RONAN POWERS OUT AT ONE AS HARPER LEE GETS UP TO HER FEET AND INTRODUCES THE SIERRA BRADFORD ELEMENT INTO THIS MATCH!!

( **TAG**)

Eve: BOTH THE REALM STAYS IN THE RING AS HARPER COMES RUSHING TOWARDS RONAN OUT OF THE CORNER! AND NAILS HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK DIRECTLY ONTO THE JAW!! RONAN MALOSI IS EVEN MORE STUNNED AS SIERRA BRADFORD SPINS AROUND AND LOOKS TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!! IT CONNECTS BUT RONAN MALOSI IS STILL ON HIS TWO FEET!! IT DOESN’T TAKE THE CHALLENGER DOWN COMPLETELY AS THE REALM DECIDE TO GO TO OPPOSITE CORNERS.. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??

Gavin Kirkland: THE LEG SWEEP SLING BLADE COMBINATION!!! THE TANDEM DUO MANEUVER SUCCESSFULLY FLOORS THE HOT TAKE KING AS THEY AREN’T DONE YET!! HARPER LEE BOUNDS ONTO THE SECOND-ROPE, FLOATS OVER AND LANDS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ACROSS THE CHEST OF RONAN MALOSI!!! SIERRA BRADFORD SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND LANDS THE SIERRA MIST!! SIERRA MIST ONTO RONAN MALOSI AS SHE HAS THE LATERAL PRESS IN!! THIS COULD BE IT!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

T-

Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!! THE REALM CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! HARPER LEE AND SIERRA BRADFORD STAND ON OPPOSITE CORNERS OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE WITH A SUBCONSCIOUS RONAN MALOSI IN BETWEEN!! THEY ADVANCE FORWARD FOR THE MEET IN THE MIDDLE!!

Eve: RYAN WILSON WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH ONTO HARPER LEE!! HARPER LEE FALLS AND REELS THROUGH THE ROPES AS WILSON JUST ROCKED HER!!! SIERRA BRADFORD RUNS PAST RONAN AND SENDS RYAN WILSON AND HERSELF OUT OF THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA OVER THE TOP ROPE!! RONAN MALOSI IS CLUELESS ON WHAT’S HAPPENING AS SIERRA BRADFORD QUICKLY GETS UP TO HER FEET..

Deadprez: WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE?? RYAN WILSON GINGERLY EMERGES TO HIS FEET AGAINST THE APRON WITH HIS BACK TURNT ON SIERRA BRADFORD!! BRADFORD WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE RUNS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE RAMP AND TOWARDS THE BACK OF WILSON!! SHE SLIDES UP AND OVER THE SHOULDERS OF WILSON, HANDSPRINGS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND DRILLS THE CHALLENGER WITH THE KNOCKOUT IMPEDIMENT!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! RYAN WILSON AVOIDS THE BRUNT OF THE HANDSPRING GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE LANDED SAFELY ONTO HIS FEET!! SIERRA BRADFORD CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! SIERRA BRADFORD CHARGES INTO EACH OTHER AND EATS A SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE FACE!! BRADFORD FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS RYAN WILSON TRASH TALKS HER!! CHAINED FURY DEFINITELY HAS SHOWED THEIR DOMINANCE IN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THUS FAR!!

Eve: LOOK!! HARPER LEE SHOOTS THROUGH THE OPENING BETWEEN THE RINGPOST TO GRAB RYAN WILSON’S HEAD! AND SPIN HIM RIGHT AROUND INTO A TORNADO DDT!! WHAT A TOPE SUICIDE TORNADO DDT AS HE JUST SPIKED WILSON’S SKULL ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! HARPER LEE IS JUST LOOKING AT THE MADNESS THAT’S SPLIT ONTO THE RINGSIDE AREA AS THE CAMERA SEES RONAN MALOSI STANDING ALONE IN THE RING!?!?

Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI IS RUNNING THE ROPES!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOING TO BE!! HARPER LEE IS ABOUT TO BE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE IF RONAN GOES THROUGH WITH WHATEVER HE IS PLANNING TO DO AS OF THIS VERY MOMENT! THE HOT TAKE KING SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! 

Eve: BUT HARPER LEE WITH AN ENZIGURI IN THE ROPES!! RONAN MALOSI GETS CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES AND DECLINES ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR AS HARPER NOW SLIDES HERSELF BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! Ryan Wilson and Ronan Malosi are using each other to get up to their feet while HARPER LEE SPRINTS THROUGH THE CANVAS!! HARPER LEE SHOOTS FOR THE STARS AND AIMS FOR THE MOON WITH A TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Gavin Kirkland: BOTH RONAN MALOSI AND RYAN WILSON CATCH HARPER LEE IN MID-AIR!! HARPER LEE IS DEFENCELESS IS NOWHERE TO GO AS THE CHALLENGERS HOIST HER UP IN THE AIR LIKE A CRUCIFIX!! THEY ARE JUST CARRYING ONE-HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AROUND RINGSIDE AS… LOOK! WHAT THE HELL!?!?

Deadprez: THAT’S SIERRA BRADFORD UP ON TOP OF THE PLEXIGLASS WALL!!!!! SHE SOARS OFF OF IT AND TAKES BOTH PARTIES OUT WITH A CANNONBALLL!!!! THE REALM WITH A HIGH RISK MANEUVER AS SIERRA MANAGED TO CLIMB THAT PLEXIGLASS WALL LIKE SHE’S SPIDERMAN OR SOMETHING AND THEN TOOK OUT EVERYONE OUT AS SHE SOARED!

Eve: SIERRA BRADFORD QUICKLY BRINGS RONAN MALOSI BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!!!!! RONAN IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! BRADFORD IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THE REALM MAY BE CLOSING IN ON RETAINING THEIR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! BRADFORD STANDS AND FLOATS OVER FOR THE SIERRA MIST MOONSAULT!!! IT CONNECTS!!

Deadprez: NO!! RONAN GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND INTERCEPTS!! HE CATCHES BRADFORD IN MID-AIR!! THE HOT TAKE KING DEMONSTRATING HIS STRENGTH AS HE NOW SPINS THE CHAMPION AROUND!!!! DEATH-RO!!!! THE LIFTING INVERTED STO CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS RONAN QUICKLY ROLLS HER OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! OH MY GOD!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Eve: KICK-OUT!!! RONAN MALOSI IS APOPLECTIC AS RYAN WILSON QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING!! RYAN IS TELLING AT HIM TO GET UP!!! THEY ARE LOOKING TO FINISH THIS NOW! RYAN WILSON SIGNALS FOR IT!!! MALOSI THROWS SIERRA BRADFORD INTO THE ROPES AND LIFTS HER UP FOR THE FLAPJACK!!! FOR THE CHAIIINNN REACTIONNN!!!

Deadprez: RYAN WILSON GETS CLOCKED WITH THE DRAGON FIST!!! THE CHAIN REACTION DOESN’T GET COMPLETED AS WILSON REELS THROUGH THE ROPES!! RONAN MALOSI BELIEVES THE CHAIN REACTION CONNECTED AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! THE INVINCIBLE HARPER LEEE CHARGES INTO HIM!! BUT SHE EATS A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE!! SIERRA FALLS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!

Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MALOSI IS HONESTLY CONFUSED AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT AN UNCONSCIOUS RYAN WILSON LAID OUT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! HE TURNS AROUND TO GRAB SIERRA BRADFORD!! HE HOOKS HER UP!! AND HOISTS THE CHAMPION UP INTO THE DEATH-RO V2!!! BUT SIERRA BRADFORD MANAGES TO USE THE MOMENTUM TO FLIP OUT OF IT!!! 

Deadprez: ELECTRIC FEEL!!! THE SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS ACROSS THE CROWN OF RONAN MALOSI’S HEAD!! RONAN MALOSI IS DOWN AS SIERRA BRADFORD DOESN’T STOP THERE!! HARPER LEE EMERGES TO HER FEET AND HELPS SIERRA ELEVATE RONAN MALOSI INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! OH MY GOD!! THE STRENGTH!!!

Eve: HARPER LEE JUMPS UP FOR THE BACKSTABBER!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!! THE POWERBOMB INTO A BACKSTABBER CONNECTS!! TOUCH THE SKY AS SIERRA BRADFORD COVERS RONAN MALOSI!! RYAN WILSON RUSHES INTO THE RING, BUT HARPER LEE HEADLOCKS HIM AND PREVENTS HIM FROM BREAKING UP THE COVER!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR THE MATCH!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE REALM RETAINS THE CHAMPIONSHIPS!!

Eve: HARPER LEE SUCCUMBS TO THE SIZE ADVANTAGE OF RYAN WILSON AND GETS THRUSTED INTO HER TAG TEAM PARTNER, WHICH BREAKS UP THE COUNT AT THE LAST SECOND!! RYAN WILSON SAVES THE DAY FOR CHAINED FURY ALL FOUR COMPETITORS FROM BOTH PARTIES ARE LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS!! THEY ARE ALL EXHAUSTED AND BATTERED UP FROM THIS MATCH!!

Deadprez: THE REALM AND CHAINED FURY BEGIN TO EMERGE TO THEIR FEET!! BOTH SIDES ARE JUST GAZING AT EACH OTHER AS THE REFEREE TELLS THEM TO DISPERSE, BUT THEY DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE!! THE CHALLENGERS AND CHAMPIONS COLLIDE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! BOTH TEAMS ARE WILDING OUT!!!

Gavin Kirkland: SIERRA BRADFORD WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK ONTO THE BUTTON OF RYAN WILSON!! RONAN MALOSI TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH THE SLEEPING PILL BIG BOOT!! SIERRA IS OUT AS RONAN TURNS AROUND!! AND EATS A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE JAW!! THE INVINCIBLE HARPER LEE MIGHT’VE JUST BROKEN HIS JAW AS SHE TURNS AROUND!! AND GETS FLOORED WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH COURTESY OF THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!!

Deadprez: ALL INDIVIDUALS FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS IN THIS HECTIC CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AS RYAN WILSON IS JUST ACTING ON HIS LAST RESERVE HIS ENERGY!! HE BEGINS TO WALK BACK TO SCAN THE SCENE AS BOTH SIERRA BRADFORD AND HARPER LEE ARE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?!?!

Eve: WILSON WALKS BACKWARDS AND BUMPS INTO HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER!! RONAN MALOSI INADVERTENTLY CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH AN NORTHERN LARIAT!! OH MY GOD!! WILSON IS OUT COLD AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS RONAN MALOSI LOOKS AT HIM IN DISBELIEF!! HE DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT!! RONAN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF THE REALM!!!!

Deadprez: THE REALM WITH THE FLAPJACK INTO THE CUTTER!! SIERRA LIFTED RONAN UP INTO THE FLAPJACK AND HARPER CONNECTED WITH THE CUTTER AS HE PLUMMETED INTO THE CANVAS!! THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TAKE A MANEUVER OUT OF CHAINED FURY’S PLAYBOOK AS SIERRA HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF RONAN MALOSI!! SHE HOOKS THEM WITH ALL HER MIGHT AS THE REFEREE SLIDES OVER TO COUNT IT!! THIS IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Eve: KICK-OUT!!! RONAN MALOSI IS ABLE TO POWER OUT OF THE PINFALL ATTEMPT JUST BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE!! WHAT DISPLAY OF RESILIENCE FROM THE HOT TAKE KING!! DAMN!! RONAN MALOSI IS NOT HUMAN AS THE REALM CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! THE REALM ARE NOW ON OPPOSITE CORNERS OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN!! IF THEY CAN HIT THIS, THEN IT WILL BE OVER FOR THIS MATCH!!

Deadprez: THEY CHARGE INTO RONAN FOR THE MEET IN THE MIDDLE!! BUT RONAN SIDESTEPS AND HARPER AND BRADFORD DRIVE THEIR KNEES INTO EACH OTHER!! MALFUNCTION IN THE JUNCTION FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AS RONAN COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES!! TO TAKE BOTH OF THEIR HEADS OFF WITH LARIATS!! WHAT A NASTY LARIAT AS HE ISN’T DONE YET!!

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS MALOSI GOING TO DO HERE?!!? HE DOESN’T FOCUS ON ONE PERSON AS HE PULLS BOTH HARPER AND SIERRA UP TO THEIR FEET!!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!?! HE GRABS BOTH OF THE WRISTS AND PULLS THEM UP!!! AND DRIVES BOTH OF THEM DOWN WITH TWO SIMULTANEOUS DEATH-ROS!!! A TWO-FOR-ONE DEATH-RO AS HE GOES OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS COVER ONTO SIERRA BRADFORD!! NEW CHAMPIONS!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Deadprez: SIERRA KICKS OUT!!! SIERRA POPS HER SHOULDER UP YET AGAIN AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! RONAN MALOSI HAS HIS JAW DROPPED!! HE GETS IN THE FACE OF THE REFEREE BEFORE LEANING AGAINST HIS TEAM’S CORNER!! RONAN PREPARES FOR THE END AS HE SEES SIERRA STRUGGLING TO GET ON BOTH FEET!! RONAN IS SIGNALLING FOR IT!!! THE SLEEPING PILL BIG BOOT!!

( **TAG** )

Eve: RYAN WILSON TAGGED HIMSELF IN AS RONAN GETS DISTRACTED BY THE UNPLANNED TAG!! SIERRA GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! RONAN GRABS HER FOOT AND SPINS HER AROUND!! HE GOES FOR THE SLEEPING PILL BIG BOOT ONCE AGAIN!!! BUT SIERRA CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK AS HE LIFTED UP HIS FOOT!! WHAT A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AS RONAN MALOSI GOES DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES!!

Deadprez: LOOK!! RYAN WILSON IS IN THE RING AS HE ENTERS THE FRAY… HE STALKS THE FATIGUED SIERRA BRADFORD FROM BEHIND AND SEEMINGLY GOES FOR THE CUTTER!! BUT HE FOCUSES HIS FULL UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ON RONAN MALOSI INSTEAD!?! SIERRA BRADFORD IS CONFUSED AS RYAN WILSON HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON HER!! RYAN HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER!!

Eve: RONAN MALOSI HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING AS HE GINGERLY USES THE ROPES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET TO TURN AROUND!! RYAN WILSON CROUCHES BEHIND HIM AND GOES FOR THE CUTTER!! CHAOS THEORY ON HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NOW!?!?

Deadprez: WHAT?!?! CHAOS THEORY TO SIERRA BRADFORD INSTEAD!! RYAN WILSON SUCKERED SIERRA BRADFORD IN AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER ONTO SIERRA!!  HOOK, LINE AND SINKER!! RONAN MALOSI LOOKS AT HIM IN CONFUSION AS THE REFEREE HOVERS OVER TO COUNT THE PIN!! WE HAVE NEW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! BALLL GAME!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Eve: HARPER LEE BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST SECOND!! RYAN WILSON QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET TO HANDLE HER!! HARPER DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH ONTO MALOSI!! MALOSI REELS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES WHILE RYAN JUMPS UP FOR THE CUTTER!! CHAOS THEORY ONCE AGAIN!!!

Deadprez: BUT HARPER DRILLS HIM WITH THE BACKSTABBER IN MID-AIR!! HARPER LEE CONNECTS WITH THE QUEEN OF THE FALL AS RYAN WILSON GETS ONTO BOTH KNEES!! RONAN MALOSI CHARGES INTO HARPER!! BUT SIERRA JUMPS HIGH UP INTO THE AIR!! AND FLUSHES THE HOT TAKE KING WITH THE LEAPING SHINING WIZARD!! WHAT A SHINING WIZARD AS IT SENDS RONAN MALOSI OUT OF THE RING!!

Eve: RONAN IS OUT OF THE EQUATION AS RYAN WILSON IS CAUGHT UP IN THE CHAOS IF IT ALL!!! HARPER LEE AND SIERRA BRADFORD CONNECT WITH THE SIMULTANEOUS KNEES!! MEET IN THE MIDDLE CONNECTS AS THEY DON’T GO FOR THE COVER YET!! HARPER LEE RUNS THE ROPES AND SOARS DOWN ONTO RONAN MALOSI WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!! SIERRA GOES FOR THE COVER!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( DING! DING! DING! ) 

( “In Over My Head” by Grandson blasts through the speakers to a huge pop as Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford use each other to get up to their feet. They are handed the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships as Ryan Wilson pulls Ronan Malosi out of the ring and helps him up the ramp. )

Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION… HARPER LEE… SIERRA BRADFORD!!! THEEEEEEEE REALMMMMMMM!!!

Eve: What a hectic tag team championship match! Even though they were unsuccessful tonight, Ryan Wilson and Ronan Malosi demonstrated that as a cohesive unit, they are a dominant force. Throughout this match, they proved it! They put the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions to the limit and while they did fall short at Road To Redemption 2020, they came in and showed to the entire world that they are a team to watch out for the future. 

Deadprez: The Realm on the other hand, retains the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships and continues to stand tall on top of the world of tag team wrestling. Chained Fury was a formidable challenge and some might say, a threat to their reign, but now that they have lived up to their promises. That means that The Realm’s next tag team championship defence will be slated against the Grand Prix finals winners.. The Blicky Boyz… What an amazing match and congratulations to Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford.. Making Sarah Price proud! 

(Road to Redemption’s broadcast cuts to the hallways on the inside of the Mercedes-Benz Superdome where the socially distanced crowd erupts into a roar of disapproval for Andrea Valentine as she storms through the backstage area, make-up running down her face, hair messily thrown up into a loosely tied knot while sweat glistens across her body, a few signs of early bruising peaking through several the places across her chest, abdomen, and legs that her ring gear doesn’t completely cover.)

(As she rushes through the hallway, in a fit of rage, she suddenly smashes a small coffee fueling station with her hands, styrofoam cups, glass, artificial sweetener packets, and lukewarm coffee spilling across the floor with a clatter, startling some of the nearby crew in the area. The camera struggles to keep up with Andrea as she briskly turns a corner towards the locker room area.)

Andrea Valentine: 🗣🗣🗣 HARLOW!

(Now that her intentions made are perfectly clear, the reduced-size crowd in attendance responds wildly, in anticipation for the altercation that’s about to occur between the two women who have cost one-another their opportunities to walk away with championship gold over the weekend.)

(Andrea reaches her destination–the locker room dedicated to female Showdown talent–and kicks the door open with a half-unlaced boot. She enters the room fully, her hands at her sides balled into fists, breathing heavily as she stares Harlow Reichert square in the face.)

(The crowd in attendance is heard showing signs of approval for Harlow Reichert, standing tall with her arms crossed over her chest, poised and prepared for confrontation, as if she were expecting Andrea any moment now. The camera person positions themself inside of the locker room to get a wide angle of Andrea and Harlow as they stand a mere three feet away from one another. Harlow simply raises her eyebrows as she looks at the condition Andrea is in after the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Andrea, still huffing, doesn’t waste a moment before speaking her mind.)

Andrea Valentine: Just who the fuck do you think you are?!

Harlow Reichert: :skip: Sorry, are you not the same woman who inserted herself into MY Specialists Chamber match last night for literally no reason at all? Should I have just let you walk away with fucking my whole season up?

Andrea Valentine: I have my reasons. Not like they’re any of your goddamn business, but in case you haven’t noticed, I sort of do whatever the fuck I want these days. That especially includes fucking annoying bitches quite like yourself right over. No more twiddling my thumbs, no more sitting on my hands, that bullshit chapter of my career is closed. The entire world was put on notice when I told EVERYONE that I’m taking matters into my own hands and creating my OWN moments after being tossed aside by the Dynasty locker room, thinking that I wasn’t capable of holding my own on a brand that considers themselves as star-studded as they do. And you know what else, I really just don’t fucking care anymore. About anyone’s incorrect opinions about me. About their complete disregard for all I’ve done for women’s wrestling and professional wrestling as a whole throughout my career. I couldn’t care less about those fans, about management, about any other Elitist who is stupid enough to get in my fucking way.

Harlow Reichert: Good. You’re finally getting it. That’s something I can somewhat relate to, y’know, Andrea, that’s exactly why I don’t put much value, if at all, on the perspectives of a fandom as sensitive and picky as EAW’s Universe–

Andrea Valentine: Yeah, no. Shut the hell up. You can’t relate to a SINGLE thing I’ve been through at ALL. You don’t know a damn thing about what it means to carry a brand on your back, about what it means to have a Hall of Fame ready career just to be treated like some bottom of the barrel fucking loser, as if my career is not one of the GREATEST stories EVER told in Elite Answers Wrestling. 

Harlow Reichert: That’s great and all, Andrea, but I’m still a lot bit lost on what any of that has to do with me, because it doesn’t.

Andrea Valentine: Oh, really? It doesn’t? That’s really funny, Harlow, tell another one.

Harlow Reichert: Seriously, Andrea. What the hell is your problem with me? Why the hell did you involve yourself out there last night?

Andrea Valentine: Why SHOULDN’T I have inserted myself into your Specialists Chamber match, Harlow? Give me one good reason why you think I DON’T need to be involved in any and every conversation or situation? I do it because I can. I have that authority, you don’t. This isn’t tit for tat, bitch, you should have stayed in your place before picking another fight with me, I’m certainly not the one you want to go back and forth with. I’m breaking all the rules, ‘cause fuck it, why not? I am tied as the longest reigning Specialists Champion of all time, goddammit. I reigned as EAW Champion for six straight months. I myself have won back to back Extreme Elimination chambers. And you know good and well that we had unfinished business, Harlow, all I was doing was evening the score post-Reasonable Doubt since Ryan Wilson took away MY chance to fuck you up good enough before you could have ever been handed another undeserved and unwanted title opportunity. 

(Harlow unfolds her arms, allowing her hands to fall at her sides. She turns away from Andrea momentarily, staring off into the wall as she shakes her head slowly. Andrea’s words seem to have sparked something in Harlow, an aspect of her personality we’ve only just gotten used to seeing more of: the passionate, driven, motivated, and inspired Elitist with an identifiable goal, a mission backed and fully funded by Harlow’s undeniable in-ring ability that she has no reason to be modest about. She keeps her eyes on the wall as she speaks up again.)

Harlow Reichert: Weirdly enough, a few months ago, I might’ve agreed with you completely–about not wanting a title opportunity, that is. It took me some time to find my way, but it’s as clear as day that I very much belong in EAW’s title scene. There’s no reason for me not to be Specialists Champion right now, but you. And you know something, Andrea, I’m pissed. Quite a bit livid, actually, that you weren’t satisfied enough with diminishing every last bit of respect we’ve ever had for you and screwing yourself out of valuable opportunities, but you had to go and ruin my opportunity, too.

(Harlow swiftly turns her attention back to Andrea. She narrows her gaze, glaring at the former World champion, a sudden feeling of resentment reading plainly on her face as she looks into the eyes of the woman who interrupted all of Harlow’s plans to end the season on a high note.)

Harlow Reichert: I guess I should have seen this coming. It was only a matter of time before your bitter and unhinged self decided to resurface and insert yourself somewhere and make a big stink out of a situation once you lose control of your emotions again like a baby. But to hell with it. You play with fire, you get burned. I have no remorse whatsoever for stopping you from being able to ever call yourself an Answers World Champion. Just like me, Andrea, you had that chamber opportunity “handed” to you by Ryan Wilson. If it came that easy to you, it was just as easy for me to take that opportunity away from you after you ripped mine right out of my hands.

Andrea Valentine: Listen to me closely, Harlow–FUCK YOUR OPPORTUNITY. You have yourself to blame for that. Nobody else. And again, I really don’t give a fuck if you think you haven’t warranted this kind of attention from me, if anything, you should be thankful I’m using my draw power to keep you relevant. If you really wanted my eyes off you, you should have never made this personal to begin with. You should have stayed out of my fucking way and never took the fall for Xav. You basically accused me of hurting Xav in the first place, as if that makes any fucking sense at all, but I can’t expect that much from a woman as incompetent as you’ve shown me that you are. You got caught slipping when it mattered the most out there, and if you couldn’t snap back from it, then maybe you should have never had that spot in the chamber to begin with.

Harlow Reichert: Now I’M the one making things personal? You’re the woman who thought she could get away with using me as a scapegoat to take your frustrations out on while you’d been struggling to find your footing in an industry that’s made it clear has no place for you. You’re the one who blew up on me–two Free-Per-Views in a row, now–because you don’t like the way you’ve been treated in EAW, or because you aren’t getting whatever recognition you think you deserve. I haven’t been sweating you at all, Andrea. You were no longer on my radar after I set my sights on a Specialists Title shot. But I guess you can’t stand not being the center of Harlow Reichert’s attention for very long, can you?

(Andrea scoffs as a slight smirk finds its way across her face. Perhaps, at first, it might have been easier for Andrea to unleash another onslaught on Harlow. But had she did, the two would have never been able to have such an insightful conversation. If anything, the confrontation has served to fuel a sense of purpose inside of Harlow Reichert that Andrea Valentine is now eagerly anticipating sinking her teeth into–and bleeding out.)

Andrea Valentine: There’s really only one way to resolve this as far as I can see. If your ass isn’t too banged up after last night, get into the ring with me. And I’m not waiting around for some bullshit marquee event, either, I want you at the very start of the new year. On Showdown. I’m not waiting another moment longer than I need to put your ass back in your place and teach you a very valuable lesson about meddling in my fucking business.

(The crowd in attendance lets out a small pop at the announcement of the match to take place on 2021’s first episode of Showdown. Harlow shrugs her shoulders as she crosses her arms over her chest once again.)

Harlow Reichert: Sounds good to me. Maybe taking another L will finally set you straight.

(Both women nod in agreement, then turn their back to one another, Andrea looking to head out the door as the socially distanced audience excitedly cheers for the match made for January 2nd’s Showdown–

(But Andrea changes her mind suddenly. She grabs hold of Harlow’s hair and puts her in position for a modified version of Love Haze, slamming Harlow neck-first onto the locker room floor with the reverse corkscrew neckbreaker. The fans in attendance respond disapprovingly from the arena, booing as Andrea stands up from the ground and brushes her hands off with a smile, looking down on a grimacing Harlow.)

Andrea Valentine: Happy Holidays, bitch.

(Andrea is seen walking off camera as our last shot before transitioning is of Harlow Reichert lying on her back, gripping onto her neck tightly with a fierce scowl on her face as she pulls herself up onto one knee. Road To Redemption’s broadcast then fades elsewhere.)

Jake Mercer: Welcome back to the tri-branded free-per-view exclusive, EAW presents: Road To Redemption! And coming up next, we’ve got a surefire classic! It’s the battle for the novel Pure title between the champion, Dray Fontana, and the challenger, Limmy Monaghan!

Flannery McCoy: As seen on the most recent episode of Dynasty, Adam Lucas was left unable to compete and therefore this will be a one on one match. Nonetheless entertaining, I’m sure! These two promise a good one! 

Stew-O: Both men have been extremely vocal in the buildup to this match, and the tensions are going to boil over here tonight! The emotions are heightened and the pressure is on! One of EAW’s biggest stages of the year, Road To Redemption, will Dray Fontana make good on his promise to be a reigning champion and defend his title successfully? Or will Limmy Monaghan overcome the current kingpin and claim the prized crown for himself? 

Flannery McCoy: All of those questions are going to be answered right now! The time has come!

(Stephie Love is shown in the ring as the lights focus on her.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

(Socially distanced crowd repeats “ONE FALL!”)

Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW PUREEEEEEE CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPP!!!!!!

(The lights dim as ‘Lounge Act’ by Nirvana begins to echo throughout the Superdome. The chords are felt throughout the masses as the text “THE NEXT PURE KING” is displayed on screen. A crown dripping blood is then shown behind it as both fade. Limmy Monaghan, dressed in royal colors of white and gold enters the stage as confident as could be. The light shines off his white leather jacket as he looks to the sky, smiles, and gazes across the Superdome.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER! WRESTLING OUT OF GLASGOW, SCOTTTLANNNDDDDDD!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 201 POOOUUNNNDDDDSSSSSSSS!!! HE IS LIMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY “THE…THE….THE NEXT PUREEEEE KIINNNGGGGGGGGG” MONAGGHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: While I’m sure he slipped Stephie a 20 to say that, it very could be a foreshadowing here tonight. Limmy has been red hot as of late, very rarely has he lost in singles competition, and he believes his efforts are going to come to a head here tonight. He believes this will be his culmination, the crowning of a new king, and he’s been very vocal about dethroning the current champion, Dray Fontana.

Stew-O: For as cocky and as brash as Limmy is, he gets the job done. He finds a way to win and tonight, if he can find a way to win on his biggest stage thus far, I’d call that a job well done to say the least. Limmy’s certainly shown us all he can perform at a very high level without a tag team partner beside him, but tonight, he gets the chance to rule the Pure scene. And based on the royalty he’s dressed in, he wants to capitalize on that opportunity.

(Limmy Monaghan slides into the ring, steps onto the ropes, and very arrogantly shows off to the socially distanced crowd.)

(The echo is replaced by the gravelly sounds of ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta, reverberating throughout the collective ears of the EAW universe. The lights begin to flicker white, before once more fading to black. The words ‘UNRULY x UNRIVALED’ flash across the screen as Dray Fontana is revealed by a spotlight on stage. Dressed in all black with a hint of gold, befitting the defending king, Drary Fontana begins to march down to the ring throughout the echo of boos.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, INTRODUCING THEEEE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN!!! WRESTLING OUT OF KINGSTON UPON THAMES, ENGLAND, IN THE UNITTEEEDDDDDD KINNGGGGGDDOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 200 POOOUUUNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! HE IS THE UNDISPUTED, REIGNING, DEFENDING EAW PUREEEEEE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN, DRAYYYYYYYYYY “THE PRINCCCEEEEEEEE” FONNNTTTTAAAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!

Stew-O: Neither man seems to be a crowd favorite, but they’ll have to accept one leaving as the champion! And this man is a very tough puzzle to solve. Clever and insanely powerful, Dray Fontana can out wrestle you, outskill you, punish you, and all the while do it with a smile on his face. That’s exactly why he is the current EAW Pure Champion. After defeating Xander Payne at Operation: Doomsday, then a grueling first defense against EAW legend, Impact, Dray Fontana invites all challenges to his title. This man is truly a different breed, but he’ll have a touch challenge ahead of him tonight.

Jake Mercer: Dray’s undoubtedly one of the meanest and most brutal competitors EAW’s seen in recent years, and it shows by that strap being around his shoulder. He’s climbed an unimaginably high mountain to get here, and he won’t be easily toppled. This collision of styles is going to be both a privilege to witness, and a car crash! 

(Dray Fontana slides into the ring, holds the Pure title high in the sky, before removing his spike ridden black coat, and making his way to the corner.)

Flannery McCoy: Both men are in the ring, let’s get this match started!

(The referee asks both competitors if they’re ready and then waives to the time keeper to ring the bell, indicating the start of the match.)

(DING! DING! DING!) 

Flannery McCoy: And our Pure Championship match is underway! Limmy Monaghan meets Dray Fontana in the center of the ring, both men lock horns! Dray Fontana is able to power Limmy Monaghan back to the turnbuckles, driving a forearm into the throat of Limmy, giving him no room to breathe. Dray Fontana releases the hold at the referee’s count of 5, but Limmy Monaghan is going to return the aggression! Limmy with a running double axe handle that clatters Dray Fontana to the canvas! Dray back to his feet, and Limmy now drops him with an axe handle again! Dray back to his feet, Limmy comes off the ropes, looking for a slingblade on the champion! Dray Fontana had it forecasted, he nails Limmy in the midsection with a strong boot, halting the challenger’s momentum! 

Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana now dragging Limmy to the canvas with a headlock takedown, but Limmy is quickly able to scramble up to his feet, he returns with a forearm strike to the face of the champion! Limmy now looks for a big punch- but Dray avoids it, now stunning Limmy with a forearm of his own! Dray takes his back, he’s looking for a german suplex! Limmy fights his way out of it, and we’re back to square one! Both men are very evenly matched, it’ll be hard for one to gain a distinct advantage over the other! Both men attempt to lock up in the center again, but Dray fakes it! Dray able to evade it, a hip toss to the canvas takes Limmy down, and Dray stomps on the spine of Limmy! Nasty move from our Champion! He’ll do whatever it takes to keep the edge over Limmy tonight!

Stew-O: Dray Fontana now locking in the crossface on Limmy Monaghan, he just wants to punish Limmy! Let Monaghan play catch-up! Limmy Monaghan trying to get to the ropes, but Dray Fontana drags him back to the center of the ring- wait, Limmy is able to quickly get back to his feet, and stun Dray Fontana with a jawbreaker! The jaw of Dray sent rattling, but Limmy;s quickly able to shock Dray with a stiff clothesline to the chin! Dray Fontana bounces off the ropes, but Limmy goes for the slingblade once more- Dray plucks Limmy out of midair! Monaghan went for the slingblade once again, but now it’s Dray who’s got a hold of Limmy Monaghan, transitioning to belly to back control! DRAY LAUNCHES LIMMY HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROOM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT REVERBERATES THROUGHOUT THE SUPERDOME!

Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan rolls out of the ring to avoid the Dray Fontana onslaught, Dray fontana calling for Limmy to come back into the ring. Limmy shouting at Dray, who fiosuly exits the ring, chasing after Limmy! Monaghan is running around the ringside area, now sliding back into the ring! Dray follows but Limmy stomps on the back of Dray! Returning the favor is the challenger, here tonight! Dray, still grounded, absorbs another HARD stomp to the leg by Limmy Monaghan, who appears to have found his target! Limmy stomping away at the knee of Dray Fontana, followed by a nasty dragonscrew! Dray Fontana’s right knee is being picked apart right now!

Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana has made his way up to his feet, with the help of the turnbuckles, Limmy now taunting the champion! Dray Fontana goes for a jumping knee strike to Limmy Monaghan, who steps out of the way, then delivers a bicycle kick to the back of Dray’s neck! Dray, still on his feet, falling against the ropes, NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO FINALLY COMES OFF THE ROPES AND DROPS DRAY FONTANA WITH A SLINGBLADE! The slingblade finally connects for Limmy Monaghan, and Dray Fontana is sent soaring to the canvas! Dray Fontana now hunched over against the ropes again, but Limmy Monaghan is headed to the outside! He’s got devious plans for the champion!

Stew-O: Limmy’s looking for ‘Your Eternal Reward!’ that springboard double foot stomp! LIMMY ON THE TOP ROPE- NO, DRAY SCOOPS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! DRAY DROPS LIMMY HARD ON THE CANVAS WITH A SAMOAN DRIVER, NOW FONTANA COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF LIMMY! What a sequence from our champion! Unseen tricks from Dray Fontana, a perfect set up for that shining wizard, the tides of this match have been changed! Dray now on his feet, dragging Limmy to the corner. An irish whip from the champion, but Limmy counters and sends Dray headed towards the turnbuckles! Dray is able to get a foot on the turnbuckles, now plants a back elbow square on the jaw of Limmy! 

Flannery McCoy: Dray smashes the face of Limmy into the top turnbuckle, now going for a backstabber! Limmy manages to hold onto the turnbuckles, not allow Dray to complete the move! Limmy now WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE SECOND ROPE- NO, DRAY CAUGHT HIM MID-MOONSAULT! DRAY FONTANA CATCHES LIMMY MONAGHAN! DRAY FONTANA HOISTS LIMMY INTO THE AIR AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A BRAINBUSTER OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! DRAY FONTANA CRUSHING THE SKULL OF LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER! WHat a counter from Dray Fontana, who now goes for the pin on Limmy Monaghan! Dray Fontana, to retain his title!

(ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

(TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! Limmy Monaghan able to power out of that nasty brainbuster at 2! Dray Fontana now locking in a nasty headlock. Limmy trying to muster up enough strength to break the hold, but Dray’s got this in tight! Limmy beating his fists against the canvas, he can feel the energy of the fans here at the Superdome! Limmy back to his feet, an elbow to the gut of Dray forced Fontana to release the hold, now Dray tries to grab Limmy again! Limmy ducks under it and drops Fontana with a jumping neckbreaker! Dray quickly gets back up to his feet once more, Limmy’s already on the second turnbuckle, DRIVING FONTANA DOWN WITH A BLOCKBUSTER IS LIMMY! What a move from the challenger! 

Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan pulling out all the stops tonight! Dray Fontana on a knee, LImmy Monaghan is heading to the outside, Monaghan is everywhere right now! LIMMY COMES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH ‘YOUR ETERNAL REWARD’!!! THAT DOUBLE STOMP TO THE SPINE JUST CRUMBLED DRAY FONTANA! Limmy Monaghan flying around the ring, putting a bad beating on the champion right now! Limmy was in trouble, and just like that, he turned the tides of this match! Now attempting to lock in a heel hook on Dray Fontana, who manages to escape under the bottom rope, out to the apron. 

Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan trying to grab ahold of Dray- BUT HE’S MET WITH A SUPERKICK FROM DRAY FONTANA! DRAY PLAYING POSSUM, NOW STUNNING MONAGHAN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE SKULL! The champion just shut the challenger’s lights out, and now Dray Fontana has Limmy’s feet positioned on the second rope, he’s got him draped over the apron! This can’t be good! DRAY NOW CRUSHING HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF JIMMY’S HEAD! OUCH! DRAY FONTANA WITH A MASSIVE RAMMING KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF LIMMY, DRAY NOW LIFTING LIMMY ONTO THE APRON FOR ANOTHER BRAINBUSTER! NO, STOP! LIMMY ABLE TO GAIN JUST ENOUGH WHEREABOUTS TO HOLD ONTO THE ROPE AND ESCAPE THE HOLD!

Jake Mercer: Both men battling on the apron now! LIMMY LIFTING DRAY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR AN USHIGOROSHI! THAT FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE TO NECK DRIVER! FONTANA WITH ELBOWS TO THE SKULL, FIGHTING OUT OF THE HOLD, NOW ROCKING LIMMY WITH A HARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL! Monaghan sat down on the apron, he was just stunned by that kick! Dray lifts Limmy to his feet once more, but Limmy with a big punch to the skull of Dray! NOW LIMMY WITH A FRONT KICK TO THE CHEST OF DRAY FONTANA, SENDING THE CHALLENGER CRASHING INTO THE RING POST! DRAY’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THAT POST, NOW LIMMY CHARGING AT DRAY FONTANA- DRAY FONTANA…POP UP SITOUT POWERBOMBBBBBBBB ON THE APRON TO THE LIMMY MONAGHAN! 

Stew-O: HOLY HELL! I SAW THE SNAP OF HIS NECK FROM OVER HERE!

Flannery McCoy: LORD ALMIGHTY, HE’S DOWN BADLY! LIMMY MONAGHAN WAS JUST PLANTED ON THE APRON BY DRAY FONTANA, WHO’S SMILING AT THE BROKEN BODY OF LIMMY?!? Limmy Monaghan slinks off the apron and falls to the floor, absolutely parayzled by that crunching powerbomb. Dray Fontana now out to the outside, he’s going to toy with the badly injured Monaghan! Dray Fontana dragging Limmy nby his hair, Limmy Monaghan being dragged across the floor like an animal… Dray forces Limmy to his feet and he smashes his face into the barricade! DRAY FONTANA NOW CONTINUOUSLY SLAMMING THE HEAD OF LIMMY AGAINST THE BARRICADE, A HAND FULL OFLIMMY’S HAIR, DRAYS SHOWING LIMMY NO MERCY RIGHT NOW! AGAIN AND AGAIN, THE REFEREE GOING OUT THERE TO PULL DRAY OFF, FONTANA IS TRYING TO END HIS CAREER!

Stew-O: Kimmy just barely making his way to his feet, Dray pushes him against the apron, NOW A RUNNING LARIAT AGAINST THE APRON FROM DRAY! He heads up to the apron, trying to drag Limmy up there! Limmy fights out, still on the outside, punches to the skull of Dray! BUT DRAY CHARGES OFF THE APRON WITH A RUNNING FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! HE MIGHT’VE SNAPPED HIS NECK THE WAY HIS HEAD FLEW SIDEWAYS WITH THAT KNEE, HOLY HEAVEN! NOW DRAY GETS LIMMY BACK UP TO THE APRON, GRABBING HIM BY THE JAW AND SPITTING IN THE FACE OF LIMMY! THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT! DRAY SPIT IN HIS FACE! ALSO VAGUELY HOMOSEXUAL, BUT ANYWHO! 

Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA HAS THE FINGERS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN, FIRST HE SPITS IN ANOTHER MANS FACE, NOW HE’S GOT A HOLD OF HIS FINGERS, HE’S MOVING KIND OF FUNNY! TRYING TO SNAP THE FINGERS IS DRAY, HE WANTS TO BREAK LIMMY’S FINGERS- BUT LIMMY WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL OF FONTANA! NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO LIFTS DRAY UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER, LOOK AT THIS CHANGE OF PACE! WAIT, DRAY ABLE TO ESCAPE OUT THE BACKDOOR, AND HE TRANSITIONS TO A BACKSTABBER IN MID-AIR!!!!! DRIVING LIMMY MONAGHAN DOWN AGAINST HIS KNEES ON THE APRON! GOOD LORD! DRAY FONTANA IS PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE, HERE TONIGHT!

Stew-O: That backstabber hurt Dray as well! He’s struggling to get to his feet, Limmy on the floor once more. Dray Fontana attempting to drag Limmy Monaghan back into the ring, he needs to capitalize on this punishment! He’s rolled Limmy back into the ring, now he’s calling for Limmy to get back to his feet, Dray’s looking for that big springboard forearm! Limmy is able to hazily get to his feet, but he’s got a nasty surprise waiting for him! DRAY FONTANA FLIES AND CRUSHES LIMMY WITH A FLYING SPRINGBOARD FOREARM!!!! DRAY NAILED IT, LIMMY FALLS TO THE CANVAS, DRAY HEADS BACK TO THE CORNER! HE’S GOT AN EVEN MORE DEVASTATING MOVE IN MIND, HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS ONE! 

Flannery McCoy: LOOK AT HIM, HE’S SIZING UP LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR THE CORKSCREW KICK! HE’S GOT HIM LINED UP, DRAY FONTANA, THIS IS GONNA BE IT! DRAY FLIES WITH THE KICK- WAIT, NO WATER IN THE POOL, HE LANDED ON HIS FACE, LIMMY ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME! LIMMY GOES FOR A PELE KICK! NOW IT’S DRAY WHO ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, LIMMY LANDS FLAT ON HIS FACE- HOLD ON, LOOK AT FONTANA! ‘CORKSCREWWWWWW KICKKKKKKKKKKK’ TO THE BACK OF LIMMY’S HEAD! HE CAUGHT LIMMY OFF GUARD, DRAY JUST RETAINED THE TITLE! THIS IS GONNA BE IT, LIMMY FALLS TO THE GROUND, DRAY COVERS BOTH LEGS!

(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-)

Jake Mercer: KICKOUUUTTTTTT!! AOKDODOLLWOAODKDOPALQPPL!!!!!!! HOW DID HE POWER OUT OF THAT ‘CORKSCREW KICK’ FROM DRAY?!?! LIMMY MOMAGAHN DISPLAYING THAT WIN OR LOSE, HE’S GONNA BE KILLED BEFORE HE BOWS OUT! Dray Fontana appears in absolute disbelief, but he knows he can;t lose his edge now! He;s got Limmy on the ropes! DRAY’S FEELING IT, HE SENSES THE END! HE WANTS TO FINISH IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW! HE’S HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR THE ‘RAPTURE KILLER’!!! HE WANTS TO DOUBLE STOMP THE SPINE OF LIMMY FROM THE TOP ROPE! DON’T DO IT DRAY! LIMMY MONAGHAN IN THE DANGER ZONE! DRAY FONTANA FLIES WITH THE ‘RAPTURE KILLER’-

Flannery McCoy:….

Stew-O:…..

Jake Mercer: LIMMY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, HE HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL TOWARDS THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE, AND DRAY ROLLS THROUGH THE STOMP, BACK TO HIS FEET- ‘ARMOOOORRRRRRRR BREAAAKKKKEERRRRRRR’!!!! THE ‘ARMOR BREAKER’ SUPERKICK FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN PLANTS DRAY FONTANA ON THE CANVAS! WHAT A SERIES OF EVENTS FOR LIMMY! Now it’s Limmy who heads out to the apron! LIMMY COMING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A STOMP TO THE LEG OF DRAY FONTANA! THE KNEE, HE WENT BACK TO THE KNEE HE WAS TARGETING EARLIER< DRAY FONTANA CLUTCHING AT HIS LEG AS LIMMY LAUGHS!! THAT WA SINISTER BUT TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY! 

Stew-O: Dray trying to get back to his knees- LIMMY COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A RUNNING SOCCER KICK TO THE ARM OF FONTANA! PUTTING DRAY ON HIS FACE AGAIN! Limmy now drags Fontana out to the apron, he wants to make Dray pay for the powerbomb earlier! LIMMY WASTING NO TIME, FULL MOUNT, HE’S SLASHING THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION OPEN WITH A STORM OF ELBOWS! DRAY FONTANA’S FACE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND HE;S OOZING BLOOD DOWN HIS FACE! WITH THE VERBAL SPARRING BEFORE THIS BOUT, WE KNEW IT’D BE A BLOODY ONE, BUT THIS IS PURE VIOLENCE FOR THE PURE TITLE! LIMMY DRAGS DRAY TO HIS FEET! NO! FULL NELSON HOLD, LIMMY’S GOT BOTH ARMS TRAPPED, THIS ISN’T GOOOOOODDDDD!!! SNAPDRAGON SUPLEX ON THE APRON!!!!! HOLY HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BLOOD SPRAYING EVERYWHERE DRAY FONTANA FALLS TO THE FLOOR, HARD! HIS HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR, STILL DRIPPING BLOOD ALL OVER! LIMMY MONAGHAN’S FACE IS COVERED IN DRAY’S BLOOD! HE WANTS TO END THE LIFE OF THE CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT! LIMMY MONAGHAN NOT OFFERING DRAY ANY TIME TO RECOVER, NOW AT RINGSIDE AREA, LIMMY LIFTS DRAY ON HIS SHOULDERS, OH GOD! USHIGOROSHI ON THE BARRICADE FROM LIMMY! LIMMY SMASHES THE SPINE OF DRAY ON THE BARRICADE, LORD ALMIGHTY, NOW BOOTS TO THE CHEST OF A DOWNED DRAY FONTANA! THIS IS ANOTHER SIDE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! 

Stew-O: Dray trying to escape the wrath but he can’t! Limmy chopping at the legs of dray with a horrible leg kick! NOW ANOTHER HARD LEG KICK! FOLLOWED UP BY A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! DRAY FONTANA DROPS TO THE FLOOR AGAIN, YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT! LIMMY MONAGHAN COMPLETES THE ‘MONAGHAN COMBO’ WITH ONE FINAL ROUNDHOUSE BLOW TO THE HEAD OF DRAY! BLOOD SMEARING AGAINST THE BOOT OF LIMMY! Monaghan with the brilliant sequence of moves, and he’s not finished there! He’s punished Dray so much, what else could Limmy have left to unsheathe! 

Flannery McCoy: OH, NO!!! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE’S THINKING, HE’S GOT DRAY ON HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN, BUT HE’S NOT LOOKING FOR AN USHIGOROSHI!!! LIMMY WALKS TOWARDS THE APRON, AND TELLS DRAY IT’S THE END!!!! ‘IMPULSE’ DRIVER ONNNNN THE APPPROOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A SAMOAN DRIVER AGAISNT THE EDGE OF THE APRON, DRAY FONTANA’S BLOODY AND BATTERED BODY FALLS LIMP AGAINST THE FEET OF LIMMY!!! HOLY SHIT, THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL SHE WROTE!

Jake Mercer: LIMMY ROLLS DRAY BACK INTO THE RING, LOCKING IN THE ‘BLOODCURDLE’!!!! THAT MODIFIED OCTOPUS STRETCH IS LOCKED IN, LIMMY’S GOT HIS SIGNATURE SUBMISSION IN, AND THIS IS SURELY GOING TO END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE! DRAY FONTANA’S ALMOST PASSED OUT DUE TO BLOOD LOSS AND THE WAY LIMMY’S CONTORTING HIS BODY!!! DRAY FONTANA ON HIS KNEES, CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!!!! HE’S GOING LIMP- DRAY FONTANA FALLS, WAIT, BUT HIS ARM FELL ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! HIS ARM IS ON THE ROPE, DRAY’S STILL IN IT!

Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, LIMMY THOUGHT HE HAD THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP WON! DRAY’S HOPES ARE STILL ALIVE!! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS CALLING FOR THE CROWNING!!! DRAY FONTANA IS IN MORE THAN REAL TROUBLE, HE’S IN IMMINENT DANGER! DRAY’S CAUGHT, LIMMY’S GOT HIM IN POSITION FOR ‘THE CROWNING!’ HE’S GONNA SPIKE HIS  HEAD OFF THE CANVAS!!! AND HERE IT C- NO, DRAY ABLE TO TURN IT AROUND, TAKE CONTROL OF LIMMY’S BACK! BUT LIMMY FIRES AN ELBOW AT THE TEMPLE OF DRAY! NOW LIMMY ONCE MORE GOING FOR ‘THE CROWNING’…..

Flannery McCoy: HE’S GOT IT IN, SURELY HE CAN GET HIM THIS TIME!!! NOW, HOW DID DRAY FONTANA ESCAPE ONCE MORE, DRAY’S FIGHTING WITH EVERY SHRED OF SURVIVAL INSTINCT HE’S GOT, BUT DRAY FONTANA COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH ‘THE PARAMOUNT’ FLYING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE JAW OF LIMMY!! HOLY HELL- LIMMY FLIES BACKWARDS AND SNAPS A PELE KICK OVER THE BACK OF DRAY’S NECK! WHAT A SHOT BACK! WHAT A SEQUENCE, BOTH MEN FALL TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP! 

(Superdome erupts in cheers for both men’s efforts. Chanting “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” and “FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!”.)

Flannery McCoy: I AGREE, THIS IS AWESOME! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE, HERE AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION! That title couldn’t be more apt for two men who’ve risen from the ashes of defeat and now, find themselves in an absolute battle for the ages for one of EAW’s most heralded prizes! What a story this is! But it’s a story only one can leave the victor of, and neither man is willing to cede it to the other! Both men beginning to stir, staring one another down! Look at this! Both men looking the other dead in their eyes, meeting in the center of the ring! THESE TWO WARRIORS WON’T BACK DOWN!

Stew-O: AND THE BRAWL IS ON, A HOCKEY FIGHT IS ENSUING BETWEEN THESE TWO TECHNICAL VIRTUOSOS! A FURY OF A PUNCHES AND ELBOWS, NOW LIMMY BEGINS TO BLEED FROM THE EYEBROW AS DRAY FONTANA IS ABLE TO PRESSURE  HIM BACK TO THE ROPES! JABS AND HOOKS TO THE BODY FROM DRAY! LIMMY NOW WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! A SWEET COUNTER FROM THE CHALLENGER, NOW HE’S GOING FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PACKAGE DRIVER, THE ‘AP SHOT’!!! DRAY FIGHTS OUT AND THEN DROPS LIMMY WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! CLASSIC MOVE FROM DRAY FONTANA, OH, NO!!!! HE’S GOT LIMMY’S FINGERS!! DON’T DO IT, DRAY!!! THE CHAMPIONS GOT THE FINGERS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN AND…..*SNAP* OUCCHHHH!!!! 

Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA SNAPPED THE FINGERS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN, THEY;VE GOTTA BE BROKEN! NOW DRAY FONTANA WITH A DEVASTATING BACKSTABBER!! DRAY DROVE LIMMY TO THE GROUND WITH THAT NASTY BACKSTABBER, NOW DRAY FONTANA COMES OFF THE ROPES, LIGHTNING SPEED FROM DRAY! HUGGGEEEE SHIINNNIINNGGGGG WIZZARRRDDDDD AGAIN! DRAY’S GOT THIS MATCH WRAPPED UP, HE’S GONNA FINISH IT RIGHT HERE! THAT SHINING WIZARD TO THE CHIN OF LIMMY HAS HIM DOWN AND OUT! DRAY FONTANA LIFTS LIMMY TO HIS FEET, COMING OFF THE ROPES….HERE IT IS!!!! ‘FONTANNNNAAAAA 97’!!!!!!-

Stew-O: …..

Flannery McCoy:…..

Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN ABLE TO SPIN DRAY AROUND MID-MOVE!!!! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! HE SENDS DRAY CRASHING DOWN WITH A MASSIVE POWERBOMB! NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, ‘DDTYSTOPIA’ FRONT FLIP DDT INCOMING!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A FRONT FLIP DDT- WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, DRAY FONTANA LANDS ON HIS FEET, MOONSAULT COUNTER AND DRAY LANDS ON HIS FEET, SPIKING HIMSELF NOW OFF THE ROPES IS DRAY!!!!! ‘FONTANNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 9999999777777777!!!!!!!!!!’ THAT SPINNING REVERSE DDT THAT HAS ENDED SO MANY JUST LANDED FOR DRAY, THAT’S IT, IT’S OVER!!!! LIMMY’S OUT, DRAY RETAINS! DRAY GOES IN FOR THE COVER ON LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!) 

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Flannery McCoy: KICKOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN POWERED OUT AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT! AKKAKAJJDJKDKDKDKKA!!!! 

Stew-O: HOWWWWW?!!?!?

Jake Mercer: DRAY LANDED THE ‘FONTANA 97’ TO ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, LIMMY’S STILL IN THE MATCH SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana had this match well and done and Limmy Monaghan, on perhaps instinct alone, somehow shot his shoulder off the canvas at the last window he could! The Pure Championship is still up for grabs in this undeniable war for the milenia! Dray Fontana, the first man to his feet, positioning Limmy Monaghan on the top turnbuckle, oh no! After all these two have done, what’s next? BRING THE WHOLE RING DOWN? 

Stew-O: You’re thinking of Terry Chamb-, I mean Mason Mas-, oops. ANYWHO, NOW DRAY FONTANA IS ON THE TOP ROPE WITH LIMMY MONAGHAN, WHO’S STILL SEATED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT THE HELL IS DRAY FONTANA THINKING HERE?!? WAIT A MINUTE, LIMMY WITH A PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF DRAY, NOW LIMMY DROPS TO THE CANVAS AGAIN, A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF DRAY FONTANA!!! PUTTING DRAY OUT OF IT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO’S GOT AN OFFENSIVE ACE IN THE HOLE IN MIND! WAIT, LIMMY’S GOING FOR THE ‘BLOOD STAINED CROWNED!’ THAT SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT, BUT HE’S TRYING TO DO IT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!

Jake Mercer: LIMMY’S GONNA END THIS BATTLE WITH THIS MOVE, SURELY!!!! HE’S GOT DRAY SET UP, THIS IS GOING TO BE IT!!!! ‘BLOOD STAIIINNNNEEEE’- DAMNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! DRAY FONTANA KICKED LIMMY;S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, SENDING MONAGHAN FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS, FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! THAT WAS A HUGE FALL- OH, HOLY HELL! DRAY FIRES A ‘RAPTURE KILLER’ FROM THE TOP! LIMMY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY ONCE AGAIN, RAZOR CLOSE TO CERTAIN DOOM! DRAY TURNS AROUND, WAIT, LIMMY CAUGHT HIM IN A SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT! ‘BLOOODDD STAIIINNNEEEEDDDD CROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’!!!!!!! LIMMY DROPS DRAY WITH THE ‘BLOOD STAINED CROWN, DRAY’S OUT!’

Flannery McCoy: WAIT, HE WANTS TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS MATCH! HE WANTS TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF HIS RIVALRY WITH DRAY FONTANA! HE’S HOISTING DRAY UP FOR THE ‘NECK BRACE’!!!! THAT SNAP DRAGON AND SLIDING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE COMBO!!! THIS IS GONNA BE IT, DRAY BARELY ABLE TO STAY ON HIS FEET, LIMMY’S GOT HIM SET UP!!!! HE LAUNCHES DRAY- WHO SOMEHOW LANDED ON HIS GODDANG FEET!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! NOW LIMMY TURNS AROUND GOING FOR THE KNEE, BUT HE’S MET WITH A ‘PARAMOUNT’ TO THE JAW BY DRAY FONTANA!!! HOLY SHIT, DRAY MANAGED TO POWER THROUGH  AND KNOCK THE TASTE OUT OF LIMMY’S MOUTH! ‘

Stew-O: NOW DRAY FONTANA IS EYEING THE ‘FONTANA 97’ ONE MORE TIME! HE’S CALLING FOR IT! DRAY FONTANA COMING OFF THE ROPES- BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN COUNTERED THE ‘FONTANA DRIVER 97’ INTO ‘A BLOOD STAINED CROWN’ SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!!!!! HE DROPPED HIM, LIMMY PULLED THE TRIGGER, IT’S HIS TIME! LIMMY QUICKLY UP TO HIS FEET, DRIVES DRAY FONTANA BACK DOWN WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPPPLEEXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!! NOW LIMMY BACK TO THE TURNBUCKLES, CHARGES FORWARDS TOWARDS DRAY AND CRUSHES HIM WITH A BICYCLE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ‘NECK BRACE’ PUTS DRAY DOWN AND PERHAPS FOR THE FINAL TIME, THIS IS THE CROWNING OF A NEW KING!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES IN FOR THE COVER, COVERING DRAY FONTANA WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT!!!!!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY DID IT, LIMMY DEFEATS DRAY AND WE’VE GOT A NEW PURE CHAMPION!

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOURRRRRRR WINNNNNEERRRR……ANDDDDD NEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPION, LIMMYYYYYYYYY “THE NOW PURE KING” MONAAAGHHHHAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Stew-O: WOW! LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS WON THE PURE TITLE! MONTHS OF TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS, BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS HAVE LED HIM HERE! WE WERE LEFT TO QUESTION LIMMY’S STATUS AS JUST A SINGLES COMPETITOR, BUT HE ANSWERED ALL THOSE QUESTIONS TONIGHT! WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY THE NOW CHAMPION!

Flannery McCoy: And no credit can be taken away from Dray Fontana after an absolute bloodfest of a match between these two. They pulled out the kitchen sink and more in this match, and certainly will go down as two of the greatest to have ever dueled over this Pure prize! But in the end, it’s Limmy who will walk away a champion!

Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan was left twice without a partner, so he made his own path He made his intentions clear and set his eyes on the Pure title, the champion answered, and not for his own good tonight! Limmy Monaghan wins his first singles title in EAW after months of hard soul searching, and he’s certainly only getting bigger and brighter!

Stew-O: What a match, both men deserve all the credit in the world for the affair that just went down. Our card tonight is absolutely stacked, but that’ll be a hard one to top! 

Flannery McCoy: It certainly will, thank you to everywhere who’s tuned in to watch Road To Redemption, and a huge congratulations to Limmy Monaghan on his first singles title in Elite Answers Wrestling1

Jake Mercer: As you said, Stewy, he’s only getting better! I can’t wait to hear what our new champion has to say on Friday night!

Flannery McCoy: We’ve got more exclusive action coming your way next, folks! Thank you for sticking with us!

(A shot of Limmy Monaghan holding the Pure title in the air is shown as Dray Fontana walks up the ramp in despair.) 

( “Bad Medicine” by Bon JovI blasts through the speakers to a heavy monsoon of boos from the audience as Dr. Bethany Blue comes down from the guerilla position and emerges onto the entranceway.. Dr. Bethany Blue stops for a moment, looking out at the virtual crowd with a smirk before heading to the ring, she stops and examines some of the virtual and in-person fans with disgust. The Doctor finally makes it to the ring, she hops on the apron, steps in-between the ropes, hopping on the second cable and motioning with her hand to “Bring It” with an infectious smile on her face. )

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST!! From Miami, Florida.. Weighing in at 125 pounds… DOCTOR…. BETTTHANNNY BLUEEE!!

Eve: After so many weeks of anticipation, Dr. Bethany Blue and Kassidy Heart finally get the opportunity to culminate their tensions in an unsanctioned match! These two have been chomping at the bits to step through those ropes and lay their hands at each other in an official match, but this has bigger implications. As it states in the stipulation, this is unsanctioned! Elite Answers Wrestling will not be held responsible for anything that will occur in this match! 

Anything goes! 

Deadprez: Both elitists have collectively agreed to the terms and conditions of what will be an incredibly hectic match, and I am sure that the term unsanctioned means nothing to them. No matter what, they will put their damn careers on the line and show that they’re a part of the greatest female elitists to wander these lands. Dr. Bethany Blue has proven to be one of the most unique, chrismastic elitists that this company has ever seen, and tonight, she is going to prove that while on paper, she is a fountain of charisma, she has the ability of taking matches to the very extreme!

( “Monster” by Kanye West echoes throughout the Superdome as it prompts a humongous pop courtesy of the crowd. She makes her presence on the entranceway, wearing a cropped t-shirt, ripped jeans, and combat boots, with her hair kept in a ponytail and her fists taped. 

She momentarily scans the atmosphere before making her down the ramp. She stays confidence and focused, while also staring lasers into the eyes Dr. Bethany Blue as she closely approaches the squared circle. )

Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 138 pounds… SHE IS THE MAULERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! KASSSSSSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Man, is it just me or ever since we’ve moved into the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, the foul smell of women has been more powerful than ever? Someone please tell WHOEVER IS THE OWNER OF THIS PLACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, to install better air filtration systems in this venue because it’s getting worse and worse, and now with Kassidy Rotten Fish Heart out here, it’s at its worst! 

Eve: :skip: Put some respect on Kassidy Heart’s name! Everytime Kassidy Heart makes her entrance, she means business. Whenever she excels in that squared circle, which is all the time, she means business. Kassidy Heart has self-manufactured her legacy on her own and she has done it with one-hundred star performance after performance, after performance, and tonight? I should expect the same!

( Kassidy Heart and Dr. Bethany Blue prepare in their respective corners before the bell rings. )

( DING! DING! DING! ) 

Deadprez: This unsanctioned match is underway as Dr. Bethany Blue and Kassidy Heart settle within the squared circle. Kassidy takes off her jacket and BLUE COMES RUSHING IN OUT OF HER CORNER AND UNLEASHES A FRENZY OF OFFENSIVE STRIKES ONTO THE MAULER!! THE DOCTOR IS MAULING KASSIDY IN THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES RIGHT NOW BEFORE KASSIDY GAINS CONTROL AND FORCEFULLY TOSSES BLUE UP ON HER SHOULDERS AND OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Blue splatters onto the ringside floor while Kassidy follows closely behind and STICKS A DEVASTATING BLOW TO THE FACE!! I THINK I JUST SAW ONE OF HER TEETH GO FLYING INTO THE AIR!! KASSIDY NOW CLUTCHES HER HEAD AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!!

Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue tried to start this match with a hectic offensive action, but it did not turn in her favour as Kassidy Heart is just stomping a mudhole out of her midsection! Blue’s plan was bamboozled as Kassidy now grabs her tights and head, and PROPELS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BLUE IS CLUTCHING HER LEFT SHOULDER IN PAIN AS KASSIDY DOES NOT GIVE HER A SECOND TO RECUPERATE AND BLASTS HER WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE HEAD!! BLUE’S HEAD WENT SMASHING AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS AS HEART’S INTENT IS ALWAYS, NOT TO DEFEAT HER OPPONENTS, BUT TO DESTROY!!

Gavin Kirkland: I wish Kassidy Heart could destroy me… :mjlit: 

Deadprez: Kassidy pulls Blue away from the inclined position against the steel steps and hooks her tights. She throws the arm over and hoists her up into a supine elevation! VERTICAL SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!?!? NO!! BLUE IS ABLE TO HOVER OVER HER SHOULDERS AND CIRCUMVENT THE MANEUVER!! BLUE CHARGES IN FROM BEHIND, GRABS THE WAIST AND THRUSTS HER INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!! SHE GOES RIBS FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON BEFORE BLUE QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP AND TOSSES HER FACE-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!

Eve: JESSSUSS!! DID YOU HEAR THE NOISE MADE WHEN KASSIDY HEART’S FACE MET THE STEEL RINGPOST?

Gavin Kirkland: Plastic meets steel! 

Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue isn’t done yet as she pulls her closer towards the ramp and picks her up across her shoulders.. THE DOCTOR TOSSES HER OVER AND DEPOSITS HER ONTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL AT THE END OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP WITH A DEVASTATING FALLAWAY SLAM!! WHAT A FALLAWAY SLAM AS BLUE QUICKLY GRABS HER AND THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING!! She elects to not go for the pinfall attempt as the Doctor now gets her against the corner and Irish whips her against the opposite direction! Kassidy goes crashing into the corner, but NAILS DOCTOR WITH THE SIDE OF HER ELBOW AS SHE CAME IN!! The Mauler turns her back on the Doctor and quickly jumps onto the top turnbuckle! AND HOVERS OVER FOR THE MOONSAULT!! DOCTOR SLIDES OUT OF THE WAY AS KASSIDY SAFELY LANDS ON HER FEET!! THE DOCTOR QUICKLY SITUATES HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND SHOOTS OVER KASSIDY’S SHOULDERS AND PULLS HER DOWN WITH A SUNSET ROLL!!

Deadprez: THE MAULER USES THE MOMENTUM OF THE SUNSET ROLL TO ROLL ONTO HER FEET! SHE ADVANCES FORWARD FOR A PENALTY KICK!! THE DOCTOR GRABS HER FOOT AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! OH NO!! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB INCOMING!! NO!! KASSIDY IS ABLE TO GET OFF HER SHOULDERS!! Both individuals simultaneously emerge to her feet! KASSIDY GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SCHOOl-GIRL COVER!! THE DOCTOR IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT QUICKLY AND NAIL HER WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK!!

Eve: NO!! HEART GRABS HER FOOT AND HOLDS IT UP IN THE AIR!! THE DOCTOR USES HER OTHER FOOT TO CONNECT WITH AN ENZIGURI, BUT KASSIDY DUCKS THE ATTEMPT AND NOW GRABS THE HOIST!! TO DEADLIFT HER INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!! BLUE BLOCKS WITH NUMEROUS SHOULDER STRIKES TO THE HEAD AND GETS OUT OF THE WAIST HOLD!! Dr. Bethany Blue quickly dashes towards the ropes and rebounds off! AND EATS A YAKUZA KICK TO THE MUSHER!!

Deadprez: A YAKUZA KICK RIGHT ON THE BUTTON COURTESY OF THE MAULER BEFORE SHE GOES INTO THE ROPES!! BUT BLUE QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP AND CLOCKS HER IN THE SIDE OF HER HEAD WITH A YAKUZA KICK RIGHT AS SHE WENT INTO THE ROPES!! BLUE RETURNS THE FAVOUR WITH A KICK OF HER OWN AS SHE NOW PROCEEDS TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES!! BLUE SPRINTS INTO THE DIRECTION OF KASSIDY HEART!!

Eve: KASSIDY USES HER STRENGTH TO POP HER UP INTO THE AIR!! AND CLOCK HER WITH A YAKUZA KICK IN MID-AIR!! A POP-UP YAKUZA KICK AS SHE ISN’T DONE YET AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER YAKUZA KICK!! AND ANOTHER ONE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! KASSIDY NOW LURKS FROM BEHIND AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!! A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX AS SHE HOVERS OVER AND GOES FOR THE FIRST PINFALL ATTEMPT OF THIS MATCH!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
T-

Gavin Kirkland: DR. BITCH GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! Kassidy Heart knows that she must do so much more to be able to render Dr. Bitch to the point where she can pin her down for the full three counts. Kassidy steps through the ropes and patiently waits for the Doctor to emerge to her feet. KASSIDY SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS INTO THE DIRECTION OF BLUE!! BLUE ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS AS KASSIDY MISSES AND LANDS ON HER FEET!! THE DOCTOR CHARGES INTO HER!! KASSIDY WITH A ROLL EVASION!! SHE BACKFLIPS AND GETS THE HEADSCISSORS ON THE DOCTOR!! AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A HEADSCISSORS… AND THEN PROCEEDS TO KIP-UP AND SHOOT FORWARD FOR THE DROPKICK!!

Eve: BLUE SIDESTEPS THE DROPKICK AND HOOKS KASSIDY’S ARM AS SHE DECLINES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! THE DISLOCATION IS LOCKED IN AS THE DOCTOR LOOKS TO DISLOCATE THE RIGHT SHOULDER OF THE MAULER!! BUT NO SO FAST AS KASSIDY IS ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY ESCAPE THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! BOTH ELITISTS GET UP TO THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME!! THEY BLAST EACH OTHER WITH HAYMAKER PUNCHES AT THE SAME TIME!! THEY COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN!!! BOTH DR. BETHANY BLUE AND KASSIDY HEART HIT EACH OTHER WITH A YAKUZA KICK AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue stops herself at the last second and side steps Kassidy’s yakuza kick! BLUE WITH A PUMP FAKE SUPERKICK!! KASSIDY FALLS FOR IT AND THE DOCTOR DRILLS HER IN THE KNEECAP WITH A LOW SUPERKICK!! KASSIDY STUMBLES DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES AS THE DOCTOR NOW SITUATES HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! I SUPPOSE SHE IS GOING TO ADVANCE FOR A FLIP PILEDRIVER!!!

Eve: BUT KASSIDY HEART SHOOTS OFF THE CANVAS AND CLOCKS DR. BETHANY BLUE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A DROPKICK!! A PICTURE-PERFECT PRECISION DROPKICK THAT STUNS THE DOCTOR ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. Kassidy Heart is always one step ahead of her opposition! She ascends the turnbuckles and joins Bethany at the top. Both individuals perched on the top turnbuckle! KASSIDY HOOKS THE ARM!! I BELIEVE SHE IS GOING TO GO FOR GAWD’S GIFT THIS EARLY INTO THE MATCH!! CROSS ARMBREAKER TAKEDOWN OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Deadprez: BLUE BLOCKS THE ATTEMPT AND CLOCKS HER WITH A BIG TIME FOREARM SMASH!! Kassidy Heart loses grip and balance, and stumbles down onto the ringside canvas! Dr. Bethany Blue is all alone on the top turnbuckle! HEART IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CANVAS!! BLUE IS PERCHED!! SHE SOARS OFF THE TOP AND ONTO THE CHEST OF KASSIDY HEART WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!! BUT KASSIDY HEART ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND BLUE DRIVES HER LEFT ELBOW UNPROTECTED INTO THE CANVAS!! SHE CLUTCHES HER LEFT ARM IN PAIN AS KASSIDY SCREAMS AT HER TO GET UP TO HER FEET!!

Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue previously went shoulder first into the steel steps and in result, it tweaked her left arm. That unprotected fall left-shoulder first off the top turnbuckle and onto the canvas surely added more damage to the left shoulder of the Doctor! Dr. Bethany Blue fights through the minor nuisance as KASSIDY COMES RUNNING OUT OF HER CORNER!! BLUE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS HER ARM!! AND THE DOCTOR WHIPS THE MAULER’S ENTIRE BODY INTO AND AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! KASSIDY HEART GOES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS BLUE NOW SPRINTS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK!! THE DOCTOR IS CHARGING INTO THE MAULER!!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY MEETS HER HALFWAY AND PICKS HER UP!! AND TOSSES HER OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! BLUE GETS SENT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS KASSIDY IS NOW READY IN THE CORNER!! BLUE IS IN LA LA LAND FROM THAT COLLISION AS KASSIDY NOW COMES OFF THE CORNER WITH HER SIGHTS ON THE DOCTOR!! KASSIDY ADVANCES FORWARD FOR THE RAPTURE KICK!!

Eve: BLUE INTERCEPTS WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW!! THE MAULER IS STUNNED!! SHE IS STAGGERED!! BLUE QUICKLY EMERGES TO HER FEET AND SNATCHES HER HEAD FROM BEHIND!! GRADE C2!! NO!! KASSIDY TWISTS HER AND SWITCHES POSITIONS!! SHE GOES FOR AN INVERTED DDT OF HER OWN!! STARGAZING!! BUT BLUE ROLLS HER OVER AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND DRILLS HER DOWN WITH A TIGER SUPLEX!! BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED!! COUNT IT, REF!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TW-


Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY FART GETS HER SHOULDER UP! Dr. Bethany Blue stands in the corner and sizes her up! SHE LEAPS FORWARD FOR THE TJD SUPERKICK!! KASSIDY ROLLS DOWN WITH A ROLL EVASION!! BLUE TURNS AROUND WHILE KASSIDY HEART SPINS AROUND FOR THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! BLUE DUCKS THAT AND SPINS AROUND FOR THE SPINNING BACK FIST!! KASSIDY BLOCKS IT AND CLOCKS HER RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! WHAT A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS KASSIDY GRABS A HANDFUL OF BLUE’S HAIR!! 

Eve: BLUE SHOVES HER AWAY AND JUMPS DOWN FOR A LEG SWEEP!! KASSIDY JUMPS OVER THE ATTEMPT AND NAILS HER IN THE MUSHER WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! FOLLOWED UP BY A HIGH KNEE TO THE NOSE!! AND THEN SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! THINGS ARE LOOKING AT AN UPWARD TRAJECTORY FOR THE MAULER NOW AS SHE IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THIS COULD BE IT!! BLUE GINGERLY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND TURNS AROUND!!!

Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is going to go for a high risk aerial maneuver! DR. BETHANY BLUE SHOOTS UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT THE!?!? WHERE DID BLUE EVEN COME FROM!! SHE HOOKS HER LEFT KNEE AND ARM!!! FISHERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AN AVALANCHE FISHERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE AS BLUE DESPERATELY CRAWLS OVER TO KASSIDY FOR A SIDEPRESS COVER!! THIS COULD BE IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW-

Eve: KICK-OUT! Dr. Bethany Blue is bringing out the big avalanche maneuvers in this unsanctioned match! Blue now slides beneath the bottom rope and fixates herself on the apron! She brings up the apron sheets and begins to search for instruments of destruction! Kassidy is recovering from that money fisherman superplex moments ago! What does Blue have in store here for the demise of The Mauler? She brings out a steel chair and a barbed wire stethoscope! What the hell is she going to do with a barbed wire stethoscope!!

Deadprez: She isn’t just bringing those weapons as SHE BRINGS OUT A CATTLE PROD!! THAT IS KASSIDY HEART’S SIGNATURE GO-TO WEAPON!! This is just an insult to injury! Dr. Bethany Blue slides into the ring with all three weapons! She places down the steel steps directly under the head of Kassidy.. She wraps the barbed wire stethoscope around her neck and CHOKES THE MAULER!! SHE IS CHOKING HER TO DEATH BEFORE SHE LETS GO AND RUNS THE ROPES!! CURB STOMP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!

Eve: NO!! KASSIDY WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID-AIR!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH, BEFORE SHE TAKES A FEW STEP BACK!! AND SHE RUNS TOWARDS THE DOCTOR WITH THE CATTLE PROD IN HAND!! SHE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE CROWN OF HER HEAD!! BUT BLUE SHOOTS UP AND DROPKICKS THE KNEES OF KASSIDY HEART!! KASSIDY TRIPS AND GOES FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! KASSIDY IS DOWN AS BLUE NOW JUMPS UP!! AND CURB STOMPS HER DOWN ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! BALLLLL GAMEE!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

T-


Deadprez: IT ISN’T ENOUGH!! Dr. Bethany Blue needs to exert more pain and suffering onto her opponent if she wants to close in on this match already! Blue steps through the ropes and ascends the turnbuckles while Kassidy Heart is getting up from one knee! BLUE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!! THE MAULER CATCHES BOTH LEGS IN MID-AIR AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!! SHE THEN ROLLS HER OVER AND PLACES HER HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS!! HELLOFRESH!! HELLOFRESH!! THE SNAP BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS AS KASSIDY RUNS INTO THE CORNER AND BACK!! FOR THE RAPTURE KICK!!

Gavin Kirkland: DOCTOR BITCH LEANS AND DUCKS DOWN THE RAPTURE ATTEMPT!! SHE HOISTS KASSIDY HEART INTO AN ONE-ARM POWERBOMB!! WOW!! THE STRENGTH OF THE DOCTOR AS SHE RUNS AND CARRIES HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! NO!! DR. BITCH LOSES GRIP AS HEART ROLLS HER DOWN WITH A SCHOOL-GIRL COVER!! THIS COULD BE IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW-

Eve: BLUE POWERS IT AND IMMEDIATELY PLACES KASSIDY HEART IN THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR! THE DISLOCATION IS LOCKED IN!!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR KASSIDY HEART!! BUT NO!! KASSIDY IS ABLE TO ESCAPE AND ROLL ONTO HER FEET!! AND STOMP DOWN ONTO HER LEFT ARM!! BLUE’S LEFT ARM BENTS INWARD IN RESULT FROM THAT STOMP AS KASSIDY PULLS HER UP TO HER FEET!! HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND DROPS HER DOWN ONTO THE DAMAGED STEEL CHAIR WITH A BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
T-

Deadprez: DR. BETHANY BLUE POWERS HER SHOULDER UP!! Kassidy Heart keeps moving through this match as she now steps through the ropes and goes for her turn to go aerial! SHE IS NOW PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND SHE FLIPS OVER FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! BUT THE DOCTOR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! BLUE IS ABLE TO EVADE THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS AND BEGINS TO RUN TOWARDS HEART FOR THE RUNNING KNEE LIFT!

Eve: KASSIDY INTERCEPTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ACROSS HER LEFT KNEE!! BLUE STUMBLES DOWN AS KASSIDY QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE LEFT ARM!! AND THEN A STOMP ONTO IT!! SHE IS TARGETING THE LEFT ARM OF THE DOCTOR AS SHE NOW TRAPS THE ARM AND HOISTS HER UP FROM BEHIND!! AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH AN ARM-TRAPPED BACK SUPLEX!!!

Deadprez: Kassidy Heart immediately emerges to her feet while Dr. Bethany Blue is clutching her left arm! SHE FLIPS OVER AND LANDS ACROSS THE LEFT SHOULDER OF THE DOCTOR WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! AND THEN IMPLEMENTS A FUJIWARA ARMBAR ONTO BLUE!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS CINCHED IN ON DR. BETHANY BLUE AS THIS COULD BE IT FOR HER!! SHE IS JUST MANIPULATING HER LEFT ARM WITH ENTERTAINMENT!

Gavin Kirkland: Man.. I wish she would manipulate my dick like tha-. 

Eve: I will smack the shit out of you.

Gavin Kirkland: You know what? I would definitely appreciate that. Do you think Elite Answers Wrestling has an anti-masturbation policy for their commentators? I’ve kind of ran out of socks to cu-

Deadprez: Yo, why is there a bag of socks in your area? The fuck are those for? 

Gavin Kirkland: I can explain later… BUT BACK TO THE ACTION!! KASSIDY HEART STILL HAS THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR APPLIED ON THE DOCTOR!! BUT BLUE IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF IT!! BLUE CLUTCHES HER ARM IN THE CORNER WHILE KASSIDY WALKS TOWARDS HER WITH A MALICE!!! BLUE SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND CLOCKS HER WITH A BRUTAL KNEE LIFT!! WHAT A KNEE TO THE JAW!! A GLASS SHATTERING KNEE SENDS THE MAULER STUMBLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND REELING ONTO THE APRON!!

Eve: Blue begins to fight through the agony and steps through the ropes.. KASSIDY GRABS HER WRIST AND DRIVES HER LEFT ARM DOWN ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!! ARM WHIP ONTO THE APRON AS BLUE GROANS IN AGONY!!! KASSIDY KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING AND SHE IS A MASTER AT THIS KIND OF GAME!! KASSIDY PULLS HER OFF THE APRON AND DRIVES HER AGAINST THE APRON ONCE AGAIN WITH AN ARM-TRAPPED RELEASE BACK SUPLEX!! MORE AND MORE DAMAGE TO THE LEFT ARM!!

Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is merely softening Blue up for her patented arm-based submission holds! Once she is able to get one of those locked in inside that ring, it will be academic! Blue is leaned against the ringpost, continuing to breath through the pain as KASSIDY RUNS ACROSS THE RINGPOST!! FOR THE RAPTURE KICK INTO THE RINGPOST!! BUT BLUE INTERCEPTS WITH THE TJD!! SUPERKICK INTERCEPTION AS KASSIDY HEART GOES DOWN!!

Gavin Kirkland: :uh: !!!! There goes another sock! Kassidy Heart was turned inside out by that precision superkick to the jaw as this opened up the door for Dr. Bitchy Blue Balls to recuperate for just a couple of seconds! Kassidy is gradually making her way back to her feet like a damn turtle while Dr. Bethany Blue is just standing there! Two of the biggest silicon mannequins are colliding tonig-

Dr. Bethany Blue: Give me this. 

( Dr. Bethany Blue grabs the bag of socks from beneath Gavin Kirkland’s chair and grabs one extremely dirty, thick sock from out of it. )

Dr. Bethany Blue: Thick consistency.. Just how I like it..

Eve: What the hell is this? What in the world is she thinking? 

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! MY CUM SOCKS!! NOT MY BABIES!!

Deadprez: SHE TURNS THE SOCK INSIDE OUT AND PUTS HER HAND IN IT!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COVERING THE SOCK??? IS THAT YOUR CUM?? WHAT THE FUCK!!! KASSIDY HEART HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS TRANSPIRING BEHIND HER!! KASSIDY HEART RAISES HER SOCK HAND IN THE AIR WHILE KASSIDY HEART TURNS AROUND.. NO.. NO… GIVE HER MERCY!! THIS COULD END KASSIDY HEART FOR GOOD!!

Dr. Bethany Blue: SAAAYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Eve: THE DOCTOR PUTS HER IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW WITH THE CUM SOCK!! 

Deadprez: WAIT NO!! KASSIDY GRABS HER WRIST BEFORE SHE COULD PUT IT IN HER MOUTH!! SHE BLOCKS THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! AND KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE!! WHEW!! DISASTER WAS AVOIDED RIGHT THERE AS KASSIDY NOW GRABS THE HAND WITH THE SOCK AROUND IT.. OH NO!!

Eve: KASSIDY FORCES THE CUM SOCK HAND INTO THE DOCTOR’S MOUTH!! THE DOCTOR WITH A MOUTHFUL OF THE CUM SOCK AS KASSIDY HAS THE INADVERTENT SELF-INFLICTED MANDIBLE CLAW ON DR. BETHANY BLUE!! BLUE IS ABLE TO FORCE KASSIDY INTO THE APRON!! KASSIDY GOES BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON AS BLUE GETS THE SOCK OUT OF HER MOUTH AND THROWS IT AWAY!!

Gavin Kirkland: THESE ARE MY DAMN CHILDREN DAMNIT!! WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY!?!!? 

Deadprez: THE DOCTOR IS TRYING TO GET THE DISGUSTING TASTE OF YOUR DAMN SEMEN OUT OF HER MOUTH!! KASSIDY HEART WITH RAPTURE!! RAPTURE AGAINST THE LED RINGPOST CONNECTS AS SHE QUICKLY ROLLS HER INTO THE RING!!!! SHE IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS AGAINST THE CHEST CONNECTS AS SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! WILL THIS END IT ALL!?!?

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
T-

Eve: KICK-OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Kassidy Heart can’t believe it herself too! A cum sock in the mouth, the Rapture kick and the shooting star press wasn’t enough to put Dr. Bethany Blue away for the three count! Both individuals are putting each other to the threshold here tonight as Kassidy Heart hoists Blue up onto her shoulders and deposits her onto the ringside floor! Kassidy runs the ropes as Blue emerges to her feet!

Deadprez: BLUE CATCHES THE TOPE SUICIDA ATTEMPT IN MID-AIR WITH MANDIBLE CLAW!! SAY AHHH!! SAY AHH IS LOCKED IN!! BLUE HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW CINCHED IN AT RINGSIDE AS KASSIDY HEART IS WAILING HER ARMS OUT TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO GRAB ON!! DOCTOR IS GETTING REVENGE ON THE GRUESOME CUM-SOCK SEQUENCE JUST MOMENTS AGO!!

Eve: BUT THE MANDIBLE CLAW DOES NOT LAST LONG AS KASSIDY PUNCHES HER LEFT SHOULDER UNTIL SHE RELINQUISHES IT!! BLUE GRABS HER AFFECTED LEFT ARM IN PAIN AS KASSIDY NOW TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK!! AND SHE CHARGES INTO HER LIKE A MACK TRUCK!! DR. BETHANY BLUE LOOKS UP TO THE SIGHT OF A RAGING BULL!! OH MY GOD!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART SPEARS DR. BETHANY BLUE THROUGH THE BARRICADE!! KASSIDY BREAKS THROUGH THE BARRICADE WITH THE DEVASTATING SPEAR AS THIS UNSANCTIONED MATCH IS BEGINNING TO SPILL OUT BEYOND RINGSIDE!! Kassidy Heart is fully up to her feet while Dr. Bethany Blue is laid out against the barricade debris! Kassidy Heart is brainstorming in her mind what to do as of this very moment before she grabs Blue and hoists her up onto her shoulders!

Gavin Kirkland: That bitch is using her strength to her advantage as she carries her in front of the virtual fans! She tosses her on top of the lower titantron platform of virtual fans and joins her as well! Kassidy throws her onto the middle platform as she climbs onto it! Both individuals are high up! PROBABLY LIKE 15 FEET HIGH UP IN THE AIR!?!? That’s how big my dick gets when it gets hard! 

Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue is still processing the spear through the barricade as Kassidy grabs her hair and tights! AND SHE THROWS DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF THE TITANTRONS!!! NO!! BLUE WITH A ELBOW TO THE FACE!! KASSIDY IS STAGGERED AS BLUE HAS FINALLY RECOVERED FROM THE DEVASTATING SPEAR EARLIER!! KASSIDY SLOWLY INCHES CLOSER TOWARDS THE EDGE!!!

Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is swaying side to side and back and forth! Kassidy Heart just nearly committed a murder in broad daylight by attempting to throw Dr. Bethany Blue nearly twenty feet off the titantron and into the tables blow! Kassidy is staggered as Blue is finally up to her feet. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE BOTH WOMEN THINKING…… BLUE SPRINTS ACROSS THE PLATFORM AND INTO THE BODY OF KASSIDY HEART!!

Eve: THE DOCTOR SPEARS KASSIDY HEART OFF THE PLATFORM AND ONTO THE MANY TABLES BELOW!! TWENTY FEET GO BOTH KASSIDY HEART AND DR. BETHANY BLUE AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS MAY BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! THIS IS WHAT UNSANCTIONED IS ALL ABOUT!! THIS IS MONTHS OF TENSION BUILDING UP BETWEEN BOTH COMPETITORS AND THEY ARE SETTLING HERE TONIGHT AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2020!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Both bitches are down-and-out! A garbage pile-up here at Road To Redemption 2020 as many backstage personnel rush in a frenzy to check the state of both Dr. Bethany Blue and Kassidy Heart! This may be the finish of this match! Can either individual get up to continue this match? I don’t think it will. Yet again, these are women we are talking about… They ain’t strong! THEY WEAK!! 

Eve: BUT LOOK GAVIN!! Kassidy Heart and Dr. Bethany Blue is slowly getting up to their feet! It might be incredibly slow, but they are gradually emerging to their feet! Let’s not forget, both individuals essentially took the brunt of the impact. Both are bleeding from the heads while Blue is clutching her left arm! Kassidy Heart and Dr. Bethany Blue stares at each other before CHARGING INTO EACH OTHER!! AND UNLOADING STRIKES ON STRIKES ONTO EACH OTHER AMONGST THE TABLE DEBRIS!! FOREARM FROM HEART!! A FOREARM IN RESPONSE FROM THE DOCTOR!!! HEART GOES FOR A PUNCH!! BUT BLUE DUCKS IT AND CLOCKS HER WITH A HAYMAKER PUNCH OF HER OWN!! BLUE SPINS AROUND FOR A SPINNING BACKFIST!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART DUCKS THE SPINNING BACKFIST YET AGAIN!! SHE PICKS UP A BROKEN PIECE OF THE WOODEN TABLE!! AND DRIVES IT INTO THE GUT OF THE DOCTOR!! SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO LIFT IT UP INTO THE AIR AND DROP IT ONTO THE BACK OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! BLUE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS SHE REELS AWAY FROM THE TABLES AND THROUGH THE CURTAINS!! THE DOCTOR IS RETREATING DEEPER INTO THE SUPERDOME BACKSTAGE AS KASSIDY HEART STALKS CLOSELY BEHIND…


Eve: Kassidy Heart hides in the shadows as Dr. Bethany Blue stands in front of the vending machine! She looks around and to the chagrin of the Doctor, she gets on all fours and begins to take a breather. Kassidy has a malicious smirk on her face as SHE COMES FROM BEHIND!! SHE GRABS A HANDFUL OF BETHANY’S HAIR AND BEGINS TO SMASH HER FACE REPEATEDLY INTO THE GLASS OF THE VENDING MACHINE!! SHE DRIVES HER FACE INTO THE GLASS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!

Deadprez: BETHANY HAS GLASS EMBEDDED ALL OVER HER FACE!! HER FACE IS BLOODIED WHILE KASSIDY STOPS SMASHING HER FACE INTO THE VENDING MACHINE!!! KASSIDY IS SHOWING NO MERCY IN THIS MATCH!! UNDERSTANDABLY SO!!! BETHANY IS UP AGAINST THE MACHINE, BLOODIED AND AT A LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS WHILE KASSIDY TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND MEASURES UP THE DOCTOR!!!

Eve: KASSIDY HEART RUNS THE COURSE FOR THE RAPTURE KICK TO BETHANY INTO THE VENDING MACHINE!!

Gavin Kirkland: NURSE RANAANAH GOLDSTEIN WITH A HAYMAKER TO KASSIDY!! THAT HEAD NURSE BITCH IS HERE AND HAS COME TO THE AID OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!! BLUE WITH A SMILE BEHIND ALL OF THAT BLOOD ON HER FACE AS GOLDSTEIN IS JUST UNVEILING REPEATED STOMPS ONTO THE DEFENCELESS BODY OF THE MAULER!! SHE IS JUST MAULING HER!!!

Eve: GOLDSTEIN USES HER FREAK OF NATURE POWER TO HOIST HER UP ONTO HER FEET!! SHE CLAWS THE HEAD OF THE MAULER!! AND SHE FORCEFULLY STUFFS IT DOWN WITH AN IRON CLAW STO!! GOD!! SHE JUST DROVE KASSIDY’S HEAD INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THE MIGHT OF ALL THE GODS!! WHAT AN IRON CLAW STO AS KASSIDY MIGHT BE DONE FOR GOOD!! Dr. Bethany Blue continues to gain consciousness as Goldstein at this point in the match, is basically doing all the fighting for her! Blue grabs some sort of plastic bag from a table while Goldstein holds Kassidy on both knees in place.

Gavin Kirkland: The fuck is Dr. Bethany Blue doing with a COVID-19 swab kit???

Eve: I DON’T KNOW BUT BLUE GRABS ONE OF THE SWABS AND FORCES IT DOWN THE NOSE CANAL OF KASSIDY!! KASSIDY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS BLUE IS AGGRESSIVELY STUFFING IT DOWN HER NOSE!! SHE IS JUST DRIVING IT DOWN HER NOSE!! SHE PULLS IT OUT AS IT IS COMPLETELY CRIMSON BLOOD RED!! BLUE IS TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AS BLOOD COMES RUSHING DOWN THE NOSE OF KASSIDY!!

Deadprez: DR. BETHANY BLUE ISN’T DONE YET AS SHE INSTRUCTS GOLDSTEIN TO STRETCH OUT HER EAR!! SHE GRABS ANOTHER SWAB AND PROCEEDS TO FORCE IT DOWN KASSIDY HEART’S EAR!! BUT KASSIDY BITES DOWN ONTO THE HANDS OF GOLDSTEIN!! GOLDSTEIN RELEASES HER AND SCREAMS IN PAIN AS SHE QUICKLY STICKS A FOREARM INTO THE MUSHER OF THE DOCTOR!!

Eve: GOLDSTEIN TRIES TO GET REVENGE!! BUT GETS MET WITH A DEVASTATING SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW!! GOLDSTEIN IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT AS DR. BETHANY BLUE TURNS KASSIDY AROUND!! AND GOES FOR THE TJD!!! BUT KASSIDY BLOCKS AND GRABS HER FOOT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! BLUE IS IN SHOCK AS KASSIDY USES HER FOOT TO PULL HER IN!! SHE GRABS HER BY THE UPPER BODY!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?

Deadprez: OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX THROUGH THE VENDING MACHINE GLASS!! OH MY FUCK!! GLASS GOES PROJECTILING ALL OVER THE PLACE!! WHAT A BELLY TO BELLY AS DR. BETHANY BLUE SCREAMS IN AGONY!! KASSIDY HEART IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER ARMS AND DRAGS HER ACROSS THE GLASS SHARDS!! SHE CONTINUES TO SCREAM IN PAIN AS KASSIDY GRABS ONE OF THE GLASS SHARD OFF THE FLOOR.. WHAT THE!??!

Eve: AND SHE STABS HER IN THE LEFT ARM REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! SLICING AND DICING THE ARM SHE GOES!! KASSIDY HEART IS NOT FUCKING HUMAN!! KASSIDY NOW PULLS BLUE UP TO HER FEET AND HOISTS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS YET AGAIN!! This may end in her favour as the last time she carried her somewhere else, she got the opposite of what she had in store!

Gavin Kirkland: Can we just get rid of the wrestling match altogether. Someone get these two in a dark room and have them scissor each other! THAT’S THE TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT THESE PEOPLE WANT AND DESERVE!!

Deadprez: Kassidy Heart had led Dr. Bethany Blue to a different area of the Superdome! She is dragging her by the arm to a.. COMPACTOR?? A CARDBOARD BALER OR COMPACTOR?!?! WHAT DOES HEART HAVE IN PLAN HERE?!?! HEART ATTEMPTS TO TOSS BLUE INTO THE COMPACTOR!! BUT BLUE SHRUGS HER OFF AND CONNECTS WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK!! FLUSH SUPERKICK ON THE BUTTON!!

Eve: HEART IS STAGGERING AS BLUE DRIVES HER AGAINST THE BALER BEFORE PICKING HER UP AND THROWING HER IN WITH ALL OF THE CARDBOARD BOXES!! OH MY GOD…. HEART IS UNRESPONSIVE AS BLUE GRADUALLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE POWER BUTTON!!! BLUE IS ABOUT TO FUCKING MURDER THE MAULER!! THE DOCTOR PUSHES THE POWER BUTTON!!

( THE BALER TURNS ON AND THE MACHINE COMPACTS KASSIDY HEART. )

Deadprez: :lupe: !!!!!

Eve: KASSIDY HEART ROLLS OUT OF THE COMPACTOR AT THE LAST MILLISECOND AS DR. BETHANY BLUE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! KASSIDY HEART TEARS THROUGH THE DOCTOR WITH A NASTY YAKUZA KICK!! WHAT A KICK TO THE FACE AS HEART NOW GRABS BLUE BY THE HAIR AND LEADS HER INTO ANOTHER AREA!!! WE JUST MANAGED TO EVADE TELEVISED MURDER A FEW SECONDS AGO AS KASSIDY THROWS BLUE INTO THE SIDE OF AN AMBULANCE!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART PICKS HER UP AGAIN AND POWERBOMBS HER AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE AMBULANCE!! THE HELLOFRESH VARIATION OF THE POWERBOMB AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE AMBULANCE AS KASSIDY HEART IS TAKING THIS FIGHT ALL OVER THE SUPERDOME!! Kassidy grabs her and throws her on top of the ambulance’s hood.. 

Gavin Kirkland: Both girls are in a precarious position on the hood of the ambulance as Kassidy Heart places her head between her legs…. SHE PULLS AND HOISTS DR. BETHANY BLUE INTO A POWERBOMB!!! ONTO THE WINDSHIELD!! NO!! THE DOCTOR IS ABLE TO FIGHT OUT OF THE POWERBOMB HOLD AND TWIST HER FROM BEHIND!! KASSIDY WITH A BACK ELBOW!! BLUE RESPONDS WITH A HUGE FIST TO THE FACE!! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND A THIRD ONE!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY SWINGS FORWARD FOR A PUNCH IN RESPONSE!! BUT BLUE GRABS BLOCKS IT AND GRABS HER HEAD FROM BEHIND!! AND SHE DROPS HER DOWN ONTO THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE GRADE-C2 REVERSE DDT!! OH MY GOD!!! A FALLING INVERTED DDT ONTO THE WINDSHIELD AS THE IMPACT OF KASSIDY’S SKULL AGAINST THE GLASS NEARLY PUT A HOLE THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!! KASSIDY’S BRAIN GOT TO BE FUCKED AFTER THAT!!

Eve: I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE DEADPREZ!! Dr. Bethany Blue proceeds to grab Kassidy by the legs to drag her off the windshield and onto the ground. She slowly drags her and situates her behind the ambulance before opening the ambulance doors. Blue grabs a hold of the handles…

Deadprez: RIGHT AS BLUE OPENS ONE OF THE DOORS, KASSIDY HEART GRABS AHOLD OF THE OTHER DOOR AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE LEFT HAND OF DR. BETHANY BLUE… BLUE INSTINCTIVELY HOLDS HER HAND IN AGONY WHILE KASSIDY COMES FROM BEHIND AND GRABS THE WAIST!! BUT BEFORE SHE COULD GET HER, BLUE USES HER OTHER HAND TO GRAB THE DOOR AND SLAM IT INTO THE FACE OF THE MAULER!! KASSIDY IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!

Eve: BLUE JUMPS UP AND CLOCKS HER WITH A SUPERKICK!! TJD CONNECTS AS SHE THROWS KASSIDY INTO THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE! HEART MUST BE OUT FOR GOOD AS SHE SLAMS BOTH DOORS CLOSED!! BETHANY CLUTCHES HER LEFT ARM PAIN AS SHE LIMPS TOWARDS THE SIDE OF THE AMBULANCE AND INTO IT!! SHE IS AT THE WHEEL RIGHT NOW?? WHAT THE!????

Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART IS IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE!! DON’T DO THIS BETHANY!! BLUE STEPS ON THE PEDAL AS THE AMBULANCE STARTS TO DRIVE BACKWARDS!! OH MY GOD!! BLUE CONTINUES TO GO BACKWARDS AND CRASHES THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE INTO THE BACK OF A CARGO TRUCK!! OH MY GOD!! KASSIDY HEART GOT TO BE DEAD!! THERE IS NO WAY!!

Gavin Kirkland: #ripbozo!

Eve: THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE IS COMPLETELY OBLITERATED AS DR. BETHANY BLUE STEPS OUTSIDE THE WHEEL AND MAKES HER WAY TO THE DEATH SCENE WITH NOT EVEN A SLIVER OF REMORSE IN HER EYES!! BLUE IS LAUGHING AT THE SIGHT OF IT AS SHE KNOWS THAT KASSIDY HEART IS DONE FOR!! MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE RUSHING TO THE SCENE WITH A STRETCHER AS THEY FORCE THE AMBULANCE DOORS PEN!!

Dr. Bethany Blue: :mjlol2: 

Deadprez: There is no way that Kassidy Heart can get out of this position as an active member of this roster! She’s got to be done not only for her career, but for her life. Not many are able to get out of accidents unruffled and ready to get back in action immediately! Dr. Bethany Blue just destroyed The Mauler… The backstage and medical personnel look into the back of the ambulance as they look outside the ambulance in confusion.

Backstage Worker: THERE IS NO ONE IN THE BACK!!!

Dr. Bethany Blue: :comeagain: !!!!!

Eve: KASSIDY HEART WITH A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE AMBULANCE ONTO DR. BETHANY BLUE!! WHERE IN THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM?????? KASSIDY ELUDES DEATH ONCE AGAIN.. HOW DID SHE EVEN GET OUT OF THE AMBULANCE?? I SWEAR THE CAMERAS PICKED UP ZERO MOVEMENT AS IT CRASHED INTO THE TRUCK!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART PULLING YET ANOTHER MIRACLE INTO THIS MATCH AS SHE FOR SURE, BAMBOOZLED AND TRICK THE DOCTOR FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH!! KASSIDY PULLS OFF THAT SPECTACULAR OF A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE AMBULANCE ONTO THE DOCTOR AS SHE QUICKLY LEADS HER BACK INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA!!

Eve: Kassidy Heart is swiftly putting the outcome of this match back into the ringside area as she guides her through the broken tables and barricades and slides her back into the ring! KASSIDY INSERTS THE DOCTOR BACK INTO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN AND BRINGS TWO TRASH CANS INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE WITH HER!! KASSIDY SMASHES THE TRASH CAN ONTO THE CROWN OF THE DOCTOR BEFORE DROPPING IT AND FIXATING HER ATTENTION ONTO THE CATTLE PROD!!

Deadprez: Kassidy has used that cattle prod various times throughout her career and it has brought her prosperity. Kassidy looks down at it in her hand with a sadistic smile on her face. Dr. Bethany Blue is down on both knees, clueless and nearly unconscious as she is just working off the last ounces of energy she has left in her reserves!! KASSIDY RUNS OVER TO SMASH THE CATTLE PROD ONTO THE DOCTOR!!

Eve: BUT HERE COMES NURSE GOLDSTEIN ONCE AGAIN!! SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CLAWS KASSIDY’S HEAD!! IRON CLAW STO ONCE AGAIN!! NO!! KASSIDY BLASTS THE CATTLE PROD AT THE SIDE OF HER HEAD!! GOLDSTEIN IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS KASSIDY SWINGS FORWARD AND FULLY TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SWING OF THE CATTLE PROD!! SHE DROPS THE CATTLE PROD BEFORE SHE TURNS AROUND!!

Deadprez: THE REMEDY!!!! DENIED!! KASSIDY BLOCKS THE LEAPING CUTTER ATTEMPT AND SHOVES HER AWAY!! KASSIDY CIRCLES THE WAIST AND GRABS IT!! AND DRILLS HER DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! SHE MAINTAINS THE WAIST AS SHE PULLS HER UP AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! TWO GERMAN SUPLEXES IN A ROW AS SHE CONTINUES TO HAVE THE WAIST HOLD IN!!

Eve: KASSIDY MOMENTARILY LETS GO AS SHE STICKS A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! BEFORE SHE GRABS BOTH WRISTS AND THE WAIST!! AND COMPLETES THE CHANEL N°5 WITH THE STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! KASSIDY HOVERS OVER FOR THE COVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! COUNT IT REF!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! Kassidy Heart is apoplectic but she knows that she needs to stay calm!!! Kassidy gingerly emerges to her feet and grabs a hold of another garbage can.. She places it directly under the chin of Dr. Bethany Blue before signalling that it’s over to the virtual audiences!! KASSIDY RUNS THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR!! PAINNFULLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY EVVERRRRRRRRRRR AFTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Eve: BUT KASSIDY FAILS TO CONNECT WITH THE CURB STOMP AS BLUE THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KASSIDY HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AND REMAINS ON THE APRON!! BLUE CHARGES INTO HER BUT EATS A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI TO THE FACE!! KASSIDY HEART IS PICKING UP THE SCRAPS AS SHE GRIPS BOTH HANDS ON THE TOP ROPES!! IS SHE THINKING OF A SPRINGBOARD??

Deadprez: BLUE FORCEFULLY SLINGSHOTS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND CRUSHES HER ONTO THE TIN CAN WITH THE REMEDY!!! SLINGSHOT INTO THE LEAPING CUTTER!! WHAT A VARIATION OF THE REMEDY AS DR. BETHANY BLUE ROLLS OVER KASSIDY HEART WITH ALL HER MIGHT!! AND SHE GETS THE LATERAL PRESS ON HER!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!! 

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART POWERS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!! BLUE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE AT THE LAST STRETCH OF THEIR RESILIENCE AS BLUE TIMIDLY STANDS ON HER TWO LEGS!! Dr. Bethany Blue is completely drained of her energy and will do anything it takes to end this match as of this very moment! Blue holds her hand up in the air and yells at her opponent to get up to her feet!

Dr. Bethany Blue: SAYYY AHHhhhhHhhhhHHHH-

Eve: GAWD’S GIFT!! KASSIDY WITH A CROSS ARMBREAKER TAKEDOWN THE INSTANT BLUE WENT FOR THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS HER LEFT ARM TRAPPED IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER AS THIS COULD END VERY QUICKLY!! THAT IS THE SAME ARM THAT WAS TARGETED THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, BUT BLUE IS ABLE TO QUICKLY GET OUT OF IT AS SHE SMASHES THE TRASH CAN LID ON THE HEAD OF KASSIDY HEART!

Deadprez: BLUE GRABS HER ARM IN PAIN AS SHE GETS UP TO HER FEET!! KASSIDY WINDS UP TO HER FEET INTO THE CLUTCHES OF THE DOCTOR!! BLUE HOISTS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!! FIREMAN’S CARRRYYYYYY- KASSIDY TURNS IT INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!! GAWD’S GIFT IS CINCHED IN ONCE AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME, BLUE HAS THE MONKEY GRIP IN!! BLUE IS KEEPING THE GRIP BETWEEN BOTH OF HER HANDS TO AVOID FROM GETTING THE FULL COMPLETION OF THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN!!

Eve: HOWEVER, KASSIDY KICKS THE GRIP INTO NON EXISTENCE AS SHE HAS THE ARMBAR FULLY LOCKED IN!! BLUE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE COULD TAP OUT ANY SECOND!! THE DOCTOR IS AT THE CUSP OF REACHING HER BREAKING POINT!! BUT SHE MANAGES TO ADAPT AND GET HER FOOTING ON THE CANVAS!! AND USES HER FREE HAND TO PUT HER IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS HAVE THEIR PATENTED SUBMISSION HOLDS LOCKED IN ON EACH OTHER!! WHO WILL TAP OUT FIRST!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY HAS HER CROSS ARMBREAKER CINCHED IN, BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW IN SIMULTANEOUSLY!! WHO IS GOING TO BE THE PERSON TO TAP OR PASS OUT FIRST? WHO WILL SUCCUMB TO THE OTHER’S FINISHERS FIRST!! THIS IS A RACE TO THE END OF THIS HELLACIOUS UNSANCTIONED MATCH!! 

Gavin Kirkland: DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGES TO GRACE BY THE CROSS ARMBREAKER AS SHE ESCAPES AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! BLUE IS STOMPING DOWN REPEATEDLY BEFORE SHE LANDS A FINAL STOMP!! BLUE HOVERS OVER HER FOR THE COVER!! BUT KASSIDY ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR THE GAWD’S GIFT ONCE AGAIN!! BUT BLUE ROLLS OVER AND CONNECTS WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK TO THE GROUNDED MAULER!!

Eve: BLUE IMMEDIATELY PULLS KASSIDY HEART UP TO HER FEET WITH ALL OF THE POWER SHE HAS LEFT!! SHE HOISTS HER UP INTO THE SUPLEX!! FLATLINE!! NO!! BLUE’S ARM GIVES OUT AS SHE WAS ATTEMPTING FOR THE SUPLEX INTO A PILEDRIVER!! KASSIDY COMES OFF THE ROPES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DISCREPANCY!!! 

Deadprez: BUT SHE EATS ANOTHER TJD SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! AND A TJD SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! KASSIDY HEART IS DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES AS DR. BETHANY BLUE IS JUST FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHE IS FINDING ALL OF THIS ENERGY AS SHE NOW GRABS SOMETHING FROM THE UNCONSCIOUS GOLDSTEIN’S POCKET!!!

Eve: AND SHE STABS THE REFEREE IN THE NECK WITH IT!! I THINK THAT WAS A SYRINGE OF SORTS! SHE JUST INJECTED SOMETHING INTO THE REFEREE AS SHE HAS A SADISTIC SMIRK ON HER FACE!! DR. BETHANY BLUE THROWS THE SYRINGE AWAY BEFORE TURNING HER ATTENTION BACK ONTO HER OPPONENT, KASSIDY HEART!! KASSIDY LEAPS ONTO THE DOCTOR WITH THE KIMURA LOCK!! THE KIMURA LOCK ONTO THE DAMAGED ARM AS DR. BETHANY BLUE IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!! BLUE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES, BUT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ROPE BREAKS IN AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH!!

Deadprez: DR. BETHANY BLUE GETS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE FROM THE STANDING POSITION AS THE MAULER PUTS EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY SHE HAS INTO THE KIMURA LOCK!! BLUE IS STILL HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE BEFORE KASSIDY COMPLETELY BRINGS HER DOWN!! SHE HOOKS AND TRAPS HER RIGHT ARM BEFORE PULLING BACK THE LEFT ARM!!!! THE ARM IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT!!

Eve: SHE REPEATEDLY PALM STRIKES HER LEFT SHOULDER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKING THE BACK OF THE HER HEAD!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE REFUSES TO TAP OUT!! DR. BETHANY BLUE REFUSES TO GIVE UP THIS MATCH AT ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS OF THIS YEAR!! KASSIDY HEART IS GIVING HER ALL, BUT BLUE’S RESILIENCE IS TOO STRONG!!

Gavin Kirkland: THANK YOU NEXT COURTESY OF THE BRAIN CELL MAULER AS KASSIDY KICKS HER HEAD HARDER AND HARDER!! SHE IS PALM STRIKING HER SHOULDERS TOUGHER AND TOUGHER, BUT IT DOESN’T WORK!! THE MAULER PULLS HER ARM BACK WITH MORE MIGHT THIS TIME!! BLUE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS SHE STARTS TO SCREAM LOUDER AND LOUDER!! THIS IS IT!!

Eve: DR. BETHANY BLUE TAPS OUT!!

( Dr. Bethany Blue taps out to “Thank U, Next”, but right as she taps out, the referee passes out and is unable to ring the bell. )

Deadprez: :comeagain:!!!! THE REFEREE JUST FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB!?!? DING DONG DING!! WHERE IS THE BELL!?!? KASSIDY HEART IS IN COMPLETE CONFUSION AS SHE THINK SHE HAS WON THE MATCH, WHICH SH-S-SHE BASICALLY HAS?!?! RIGHT AS BLUE TAPPED OUT TO THANK YOU NEXT, THE REFEREE BECAME UNCONSCIOUS!!?!? DR. BETHANY BLUE IS OUT COLD IN THE CANVAS WHILE THE MAULER CHECKS UP ON THE OFFICIAL…

Eve: Kassidy is trying to wake up the official, but I don’t think the referee is waking up anytime soon! She is absolutely aggravated by this as she doesn’t know what to do. Quite frankly, I don’t know what I’d do in this situation either! The referee is out like a light! Dr. Bethany Blue is out like a light, so is her assistant! What does she do in this situation!!

Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart steps through the ropes and pulls out two wooden tables from beneath the ring. She enters the squared circle with them and positions one off the center and the other against the turnbuckles. Kassidy puts her attention back onto the nearly-deceased Dr. Bethany Blue and leans her across the table! Kassidy turns around and proceeds to walk towards the opposite direction.

Eve: BLUE COMES OFF THE TABLE AND TURNS HER AROUND!! AND NAILS HER WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE FACE!! BLUE HOOKS THE ARMS AND TIGHTS AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! FLATLINE!! NO!! KASSIDY FLIPS OUT OF THE SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ATTEMPT AND FLOORS HIM WITH A SIDE THRUST KICK!! A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AS KASSIDY NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! FOR THE CURB STOMP!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!

Deadprez: SAY AHHH!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN!! KASSIDY IS WAILING HER ARMS UP AND AROUND, LOOKING FOR A WAY TO ESCAPE!!! SHE FINDS HER FOOTING ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND STEPS OFF IT TO FLIP BLUE OVER WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!!! WHAT AN UNIQUE WAY TO CIRCUMVENT THE MANDIBLE CLAW AS BLUE INCHES CLOSER INTO THE WOODEN TAbLE!!

Eve: BLUE IS STAGGERED WHILE KASSIDY CHARGES FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! TO SPEAR HER AGAINST THE WOODEN TABLE!!! NO!! BLUE NAILS HER WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE FACE!! A KICK ON THE BUTTON AS KASSIDY IS STAGGERED!! BLUE LEAPS UP FOR THE CUTTER!! THE REMEDY CONNECTS!! THE REMEDY CUTTER CONNECTS!!

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!! KASSIDY MANAGES TO COUNTERACT THE REMEDY CUTTER IN MID-AIR WITH THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE COUNTER THAT INTO THE GAWD’S GIFT!?!? THE CROSS ARMBREAKER IS CINCHED IN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! AND HERE COMES THE NEW REFEREE!! ANOTHER REFEREE IS BACK TO OFFICIATE THIS MATcH AS KASSIDY HAS HER TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE WITH GAWD’S GIFT!!

Eve: DR. BETHANY BLUE IS TRYING SO HARD TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH!!! SHE IS SO DESPERATELY CRYING OUT FOR HELP, BUT HER HEAD NURSE IS KNOCKED OUT COURTESY OF THE CATTLE PROD BLOW TO HEAD EARLIER MOMENTS AGO!! KASSIDY PULLS MORE ONTO THE LEFT ARM WITH THE CROSS BREAKER….

Gavin Kirkland: AND SHE TAPS O-

Deadprez: WHO THE HELL IS THIS!! KASSIDY HEART GETS NAILED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE CATTLE PROD!!

Eve: THAT’S DR. BJ HARDICK!! WHY THE FUCK IS HER ANESTHESIOLOGIST GETTING IN THE FRAY OF THINGS?!?! BJ HARDICK JUST CLOCKED HEART RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH THE CATTLE PROD RIGHT AS DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS ABOUT TO SUBMIT!!! BLUE’S CHANCES ARE SAVED YET BY ANOTHER ONE OF HER COLLEAGUES AS THE NEW REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS!! HARDICK DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OUT OF IT EITHER AS HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SNAPPED!!! THE DOCTOR PLACES BETHANY’S ARMS OVER THE SHOULDER OF KASSIDY HEART!! THIS IS IT!! DR. BETHANY BLUE DEFEATS KASSIDY HEART AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2020! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KASSIDY HEART REACHES DOWN DEEP TO POP HER SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS IN DISARRAY!! HER ANESTHESIOLOGIST CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE JUST WITNESSED!! HOW IS KASSIDY HEART STILL IN THIS MATCH!?!? HOW IS THIS MATCH EVEN STILL CONTINUING!?!? THESE TWO WOMEN ARE NOT HUMAN!!

Eve: DR. BJ HARDICK IS HYPERVENTILATING IN THE CORNER BEFORE HE HELPS HIS CLIENT UP TO HER FEET!!!! HARDICK CAREFULLY GRABS KASSIDY HEART AND HOLDS BOTH ARMS!! HARDICK IS HOLDING KASSIDY UP AS DR. BETHANY BLUE GETS READY!! BLUE IS GOING TO GO FOR THE HEART PUNCH!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE DOCTOR SWINGS FOR THE HEART PUNCH!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND BLUE INADVERTENTLY CONNECTS WITH THE HEART PUNCH ON HER ANESTHESIOLOGIST!! DR. BJ HARDICK GOES DOWN CLUTCHING HIS CHEST AS DR. BETHANY BLUE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! SHE IS IN DISBELIEF!!! KASSIDY COMES IN FROM THE CORNER!! AND SPEARS HER THROUGH THE TABLE!! A SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Eve: KASSIDY PAYS HOMAGE TO HER HUSBAND, MR. DEDEDE ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCH AS SHE NOW PULLS HER OUT OF THE CORNER!!! BLUE IS COUGHING UP MORE BLOOD THAN EVER AS SHE IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES!! KASSIDY WITH A SADISTIC SMILE ON HER BLOODIED FACE AS SHE COMES OFF THE ROPES!! JUMPS UP!! AND STOMPS HER DOWN WITH PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!! CURB STOMP CONNECTS! THAT IS IT!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Monster” by Kanye West begins to play through the speakers as the bloodied, battered Kassidy Heart rolls off of Dr Bethany Blue’s body. Kassidy Heart uses the ropes to gingerly get up to her feet before she is barely able to stand on her feet and raise her fist in the air. )

Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…… KASSSSSSIDDDYYY HEARTTT!!

Gavin Kirkland: I got to admit, even though this was a match between two plastic ass bitches… That was a spectacular performance from both of those women!

Eve: EXACTLY, GAVIN!! What an incredible unsanctioned match this was between Kassidy Heart and Dr. Bethany Blue. Both elitists put every damn ounce of energy they had in their bodies into beating the living hell out of each other. Time-after-time again, these two went at each other’s neck and even attempted to murder each other throughout the course of this match! The blood all over their bodies, and the timidity and pain in their expressions and body posture shows that they went through hell and back in this match!

Deadprez: Even after all of the assistance provided to Dr. Bethany Blue by her head nurse, and even her anesthesiologist, it was not proven enough to put away Kassidy Heart! Kassidy showed more heart and determination in this unsanctioned match and all of that resiliency and strength has led her yet to another free-per-view victory. This will be a match that people will definitely be talking about for weeks, and you can see the smiles on both of their faces, they know exactly that! These two said they were going to tear each other apart and they did EXACTLY THAT!! 

(The last shot seen is Kassidy Heart rolling out of the ring as she looks back at the carnage before turning back and making her way backstage as the camera would fade out)

???: The fucking king. 

(Limmy Monaghan walks backstage into the camera shot, all sweaty, still with his in-ring gear on, with the PURE Championship on his left shoulder and a white towel on the right)

Limmy Monaghan: They said I’d be nothing without the Grand Athletes, they said I won’t do shit without Mason by my side, they fucking said I’ll forever be a comedy guy.

Stew-O: Well here’s the new PURE Champion Limmy Monaghan backstage, looking all proud.

Flannery McCoy: Why shouldn’t he be? After all, he avoided Dray becoming the longest-reigning PURE Champion, and what a battle it has been!

Limmy Monaghan: I’M THE FUCKING KING OF WREST-

Jake Mercer: WAIT! LIMMY JUST GOT ATTACKED FROM BEHIND! WHO IS THAT???

Stew-O: CAN IT BE?!?!?!

Flannery McCoy: THERE’S NO WAY!!!

???: You thought you had me out forever, right you piece of shit?

Jake Mercer: THAT’S SEBAS!!!!

(The camera would pan to SEBAS with a vengeful look on his face, wearing jeans with a leather jacket, as he gets on his knees, punching the PURE Champion)

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY DESTROYED SEBAS AT HOUSE OF GLASS, AND THEN LATER THAT NIGHT HE AND MASON MASSACRE TOOK HIM OUT OF ACTION FOR GOOD!

Stew-O: AND NOW I GOT WORD THAT MASON MASSACRE ORDERS McDONALD’S EVERY DAY IN HIS HOSPITAL BED AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM THE LAST TIME WE SAW HIM!

(In the meantime SEBAS would continue punching down on Limmy Monaghan with the PURE Championship left on the ground)

Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT!! LIMMY JUST PUNCHED SEBAS RIGHT IN HIS MOUTH!

Stew-O: AND THAT GAVE HIM ENOUGH TIME TO GET UP!

Flannery McCoy: BOTH OF THEM THROWING PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER!!! LIMMY! SEBAS! LIMMY! SEBAS!

Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY! HE GETS HIM! THE CROWNING!!! LIMMY IS ABOUT TO HIT SEBAS WITH HIS SIGNATURE SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!

Flannery McCoy: SEBAS JUST BARELY GOT OUT OF THAT RIGHT AS LIMMY MONAGHAN WAS ABOUT TO SPIKE THE MAN!

Jake Mercer: AND NOW LOOK AT SEBAS!!!! SCHRODINGER PARADISE!!!! THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER GETS LIMMY DOWN NECK FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE!

Stew-O: AND SEBAS ISN’T DONE!!! HE GETS DOWN AGAIN AND KEEPS PUNCHING MONAGHAN IN HIS FACE!!!

(As SEBAS unleashes his attack security is heard telling them to stop)

Flannery McCoy: FINALLY!! HERE COMES SECURITY, FINALLY SEPARATING THESE TWO!!

Jake Mercer: SECURITY CAN BARELY STOP SEBAS!

(SEBAS is finally dragged behind by the security team as the other half of the team checks on Limmy Monaghan)

SEBAS: That title of yours… it will be mine.

(SEBAS keeps his eyes locked on the PURE Championship and the champion on the ground as the feed fades to black) 

(Road to Redemption returns from commercial break as we see Bella Braxton standing in the center of the ring holding an EAW-branded microphone.)

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Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Bella Braxton: ONE FALL!

(The lights in the arena begin to flash as ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts blares through the speakers. A few moments pass as Sienna Jade emerges, with the camera focusing on her leather jacket with the words “UNFUCKWITHABLE” attached. Sienna would then turn around, as the crowd is split between cheers and boos.)

James Peters: Here enters the first out of two competitors in this match that is set to be a bloodbath, a battle, an absolute war. Nothing but hatred looms over the feel of this match, and I can see why. But finally we’ll have the blowoff between this feud.

Rich Russillo: And boy am I excited. Despite having multiple Extreme Elimination Chambers, I just know these two will find a way for this match to be considered violent and brutal, even in comparison.

James Peters: And that’s all thanks to their personal feelings to one another. There aren’t many words to describe their hatred, but if there was, I would use them. They’ve been back and forth all week, but now they get to settle it with actions.

Rich Russillo: And those actions are going to be devastating for each other. I would not expect this to be a short sided contest, folks. Don’t bet on that!

(Sienna Jade enters the ring underneath the ropes, and walks to the nearest turnbuckles. She climbs onto the middle rope, before raising her arms as her name is called out.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first, residing from San Diego, California… Weighing in at 135 pounds… THE UNFUCKWITHABLE… SIEEEENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!

Rich Russillo: Just listen to that split reaction!

(‘Unfuckwithable’ fades out, as Sienna Jade climbs down from the turnbuckles. She removes her jacket and enters her corner as Gypsy Chants, Symbols and Cimbalom begin to play when suddenly the rift of ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie replaces Sienna’s theme through the speakers. The arena goes dark, as a lone spotlight is cast on the stage. In that spotlight kneels Minerva, carrying a black rose in her mouth.)

Rich Russillo: And now the reaction is completely flipped! Like I can actually hear the opposite sides cheering for Minerva, as those who cheered for Sienna boo her! This isn’t just going to be a back and forth between these two, but for the fans as well.

James Peters: The supporters of one of these competitors are going to be heavily let down by the end of the night. And that’s sadly by design. This feud isn’t going to please everyone. The match probably will, but the result is going to upset a good portion of people. The question is, which portion?

Persephone: I don’t care. Hopefully all of them.

James Peters: :wow:

Rich Russillo: :drakelike:

(Minerva stops skipping down the ramp as she reaches the end, before she hops onto the apron. She hangs upside down on the ropes, as she begins to laugh.)

Bella Braxton: And introducing her opponent… hailing from The Florida Everglades, weighing in at 122 pounds… “THE PRINCESS KILLER” MIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Minerva slips into the ring, with the laughter dropping to a look of hatred, as she stares at Sienna, whilst removing the rose from her mouth. Her theme then fades out.)

James Peters: As the referee checks on the two competitors, we’re all ready for this match to begin! In just a few seconds, a war will begin!

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: The bell has rung, and this Superdome crowd is on their feet ready for what is going to be a war! Sienna Jade, Minerva, this one is personal! Standing across from each other, we’re witnessing one of the deepest hatreds you can possibly see on television. Deeper than Iron Man and Thanos, deeper than Batman and The Joker, deeper than any blood feud! And tonight, it will be settled! Minerva and Sienna Jade don’t even move a muscle. They just stare, with the hatred and passion building up deep inside of them… BEFORE THEY FINALLY CHARGE!

Rich Russillo: AND THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE, BEFORE TRADING BLOWS WITH ONE ANOTHER! THESE ARE MORE THAN SIMPLE STRIKES IN A WRESTLING MATCH, THESE ARE THE STRIKES THAT START A WAR! MINERVA CLIPS SIENNA’S EAR WITH A PUNCH! SIENNA FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! MINERVA CONTINUES HER RAPID FIRE PUNCHES, AS SIENNA SPEEDS UP HERS! NEITHER ARE SLOWING DOWN! MINERVA! SIENNA! MINERVA! SIENNA! THIS CROWD IS ELECTRIC! YOU WOULDN’T EVEN REALIZE THEY’RE SOCIALLY DISTANCED, NOR WOULD YOU REALIZE WE EVEN HAVE A PANDEMIC TO BEGIN WITH! SIENNA AND MINERVA ARE LIGHTING THE SPARK ON THE DYNAMITE STICKS KNOWN AS THE SUPERDOME!

James Peters: BOTH WOMEN ARE UNPHASED BY EACH OTHER’S SHOTS, DESPITE ALL OF THEM BEING HEARD ALL AROUND THE ARENA! TO THEM FALLING DOWN HERE WOULD PUT THEM AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, AND KNOCKING THE OTHER DOWN WOULD PUT THEM AT A HUGE ADVANTAGE IN THOSE SAME ASPECTS! BUT IT SEEMS NEITHER OF THEM GET THE SATISFACTION JUST YET, AS THEY HIT THEIR FINAL BLOWS AT THE SAME TIME, KNOCKING EACH OTHER BACK JUST A FEW STEPS! BUT EVEN THEN, THEY’RE UNPHASED BY EACH OTHER’S ATTACKS! THIS COULD GO EITHER WAY!

Rich Russillo: SIENNA RUNS AT MINERVA, BUT SHE’S QUICKLY CUT OFF WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH, STOPPING HER DEAD IN HER TRACKS! SIENNA DROPS TO A KNEE, AND NOW IT’S MINERVA’S TIME TO CAPITALIZE! SHE QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES, LOOKING TO KNOCK SIENNA DOWN COMPLETELY, BUT SHE ISN’T ABLE TO DO WHAT SHE PLANNED, AS SHE’S CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO HER STOMACH! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! MINERVA DROPS TO HER KNEE, AS SIENNA TAKES AHOLD OF HER HAIR! SHE ISN’T DOWN FOR LONG, AS SIENNA PULLS HER BACK UP- NO! MINERVA WITH ANOTHER KNEE TO THE GUT! SHE THEN PICKS HER UP INTO A FIREMANS CARRY POSITION, AND DROPS HER ONTO THE KNEE WITH A GUTBUST-

James Peters: OH MY GOD! SIENNA JADE COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE RANA, SPIKING MINERVA ONTO THE DOME OF HER HEAD! I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, LANDING ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD NEVER FEELS GOOD- WAIT A SECOND!

Persephone: :dahell:

James Peters: MINERVA BOUNCED BACK TO HER FEET, UNPHASED BY THE REVERSE RANA! SHE GRIPS HER HEAD, STARING DOWN AT AN UNAWARE SIENNA, WITH HATRED IN HER EYES… SIENNA TURNS AROUND, ONLY TO BE HIT WITH A RUNNING SCISSOR KICK! SHE CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

James Peters: WHAT THE HELL!?!? A ONE COUNT! HOW ON EARTH WAS THAT A ONE COUNT!??!

Rich Russillo: These two are on an adrenaline rush plus one thousand right now! They’re really saying fuck pain and just getting back up, despite EVERYTHING! There’s disliking somebody, and then there’s this! No love lost, no respect, just sheer, brutal, hatred! Sienna and Minerva want each other by the throat, and they want to absolutely murder each other! I don’t think there’s any limits these two can reach tonight! Fuck the rules.

Persephone: Ah, yes. Rich Russillo: The Rule Breaker.

Rich Russillo: 🙂

Persephone: The only rule you’ve ever broken is “Keep your arms inside the the ride at all times” rule on roller coasters, and even then the only time you ever did that was when it was safe.

Rich Russillo: 🙁

James Peters: Up goes Sienna, and up goes Minerva, at the same time as we expect them to come to blows once more! Sienna uses the ropes to pull herself up, but Minerva is waiting! She throws a lariat, but Sienna had it scouted, using her hands to block the arm, before following up with a chop to the face! Minerva blocks with her left arm, BEFORE BOTH OF THEM CONNECT WITH A HEADBUTT AT THE SAME TIME! SIENNA FALLS INTO THE CORNER, BEFORE MINERVA FALLS INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BOTH OF THEM TRY TO SHAKE OFF THE DAMAGE DONE TO THE HEAD, BUT IT WAS PRETTY BRUTAL! THERE’S A CHANCE OF SOME INTERNAL INJURY, MAYBE EVEN A CONCUSSION AFTER THAT!

Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT, IT LOOKS LIKE SIENNA IS SLIGHTLY RECOVERED! SHE SPRINTS TOWARDS MINERVA, BEFORE HITTING A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD! IF HER NAME WASN’T SIENNA JADE, MYLES HIMSELF WOULD PROBABLY BE PROUD!

James Peters: ADDING INSULT TO INJURY, USING ONE OF MYLES’ SIGNATURE MOVES AGAINST MINERVA IN AN ATTEMPT TO PUT HER DOWN! SIENNA JADE HAD A GRIN PLASTERED ACROSS HER FACE, AS SHE CRAWLS INTO THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG HERE LOOKING TO MAKE EASY WORK OUT OF MINERVA!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

James Peters: BUT EASY WORK OUT OF MINERVA IS NEAR ENOUGH IMPOSSIBLE, AS SHE KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE COUNTS TWO! SIENNA DOESN’T LOOK TOO SHOCKED, HOWEVER! I MEAN, SHE’S BEEN HIT WITH THAT MOVE BEFORE, AND IT WAS NOT WHAT PUT HER AWAY! I DON’T THINK THAT MOVE WAS ABOUT PUTTING MINERVA AWAY, IT WAS JUST ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE!

Rich Russillo: And what a message that was! I don’t think there’s anything more disrespectful than that, and Sienna knows it too! But I don’t think it’s necessarily the best idea to do something along those lines when squaring off against someone like the caliber of Minerva! Perhaps that was the intention? Perhaps Sienna Jade was showing exactly who runs the yard around here, and who’s just living in it? Either way, a statement was made!

James Peters: Hang on a second, Sienna looks to end this right now! She quickly attempts to lock in the Double Underhook Crossface that she calls ‘Tempress’ but before she even has the opportunity to do so, Minerva quickly slips out of it, before grabbing Sienna by the back of her head! She stands up with her, before running to the corner and smashing her head into the top turnbuckle- But Sienna places her foot on the middle rope, then pushes back to roll out of the way! Sienna sprints forward, trying to catch Minerva off guard, but Minerva leaps over Sienna, before rolling her up with a schoolboy hold!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Sienna kicks out, but Minerva was intending on it! She swiftly rises out of the cover, before dropping Sienna WITH A SHINING WIZARD! THAT USUALLY ISN’T IN HER ARSENAL, HOWEVER WE SEE SIENNA PERFORM THAT MOVE FREQUENTLY! MINERVA GIVES SIENNA A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE, BEFORE HOOKING THE LEG! DOES SHE HAVE THIS MATCH WON?

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Rich Russillo: NO! SIENNA JADE FINDS THE POWER TO KICK OUT, AND KEEP THIS MATCH GOING! I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THEM EVEN AFTER THAT!

James Peters: I’m surprised Sienna Jade hasn’t lost any teeth after that knee straight to the mouth. That just shows you the exact difference between Elitists and normal men and women. This would have been over long ago if you didn’t have the mindset that these two have! They keep pushing forward, they keep picking themselves up, and they keep on fighting!

Rich Russillo: The performers on this stacked roster don’t know when to quit, and that factor has helped countless reach heights many dream of. And right now, Sienna Jade and Minerva are showing that at it’s best! But even then, it all leads back to one question. Which one of the two will win? With how the match is going right now, it’s been relatively even, making it harder to even pick a side!

Persephone: So for the first time like, ever, you’re not being biased? Did I wake up in the wrong timeline?

Rich Russillo: Hopefully not! :ohlawd:

Persephone: Praying for that moment to happen. Or better yet, praying it happens to you.

Rich Russillo: Love you too. 🙂

Persephone: Disgusting.

James Peters: Minerva is the one quick to her feet, using the turnbuckles in the corner of the ring to aid her in standing up, whilst Sienna is still down on the ground! It seems Minerva’s use of the shining wizard has her rocked, as she’s in a dazed state, seemingly not knowing exactly where she is! Minerva appears to be taking control of that, as she grabs a hold of Sienna by the boot, before dragging her away from the ropes, seemingly her only region of safety! I don’t know what Minerva looks to be going for here, but I can already tell that it’s going to pile onto the damage already dished out to Sienna Jade!

Rich Russillo: AND BY “DEALING OUT DAMAGE” DID YOU MEAN BITING INTO SIENNA JADE’S MIDDLE FINGER, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDN’T!! NOT ONLY IS THAT DISRESPECTFUL, BUT IT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS A HUMAN BODY CAN DO TO ANOTHER HUMAN BODY! TEETH BEING DUG STRAIGHT INTO FLESH DOES NOT HAVE ONE SINGLE POSITIVE TO IT! SIENNA’S ONLY HOPE IS GETTING THAT FINGER OUT OF MINERVA’S MOUTH BEFOR- OH MY GOD!

James Peters: MINERVA IS NOW USING JOINT MANIPULATION TO HER ADVANTAGE AS SHE GRABS SIENNA’S RING FINGER AND BENDS IT BACKWARDS, USING HER TEETH TO PULL THE MIDDLE FINGER AWAY FROM THE RING FINGER! THIS IS FUCKING BRUTAL! IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO RIP THE BONE OFF AS IF IT’S SOME PIECE OF MEAT READY TO BE EATEN! SIENNA JADE IS USING HER OTHER ARM TO PRY MINERVA AWAY, BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK! PULLING HER ARM AWAY OR PUSHING MINERVA BACK IS ONLY GOING TO RIP THE FINGER OUT OF IT’S SOCKET AND THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO HAPPEN IN A MATCH LIKE THIS, IF EVER! UNLESS SIENNA JADE CAN THINK OF SOMETHING, IT COULD BE OVER FOR HER! WHAT IF SHE HAS TO GIVE UP AND TAPS!??!

Rich Russillo: SIENNA IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING AT THE MOUTH OF MINERVA, TRYING TO PULL HER TEETH OPEN SO SHE CAN SLIDE THAT FINGER OUT, BUT EVEN THEN SHE IS STRUGGLING HARD! SIENNA REFUSES TO GIVE UP, THOUGH! SHE BEGINS TO PULL HERSELF TO HER FEET, FORCING MINERVA UP AS WELL! SIENNA TRIES TO RUSH MINERVA OVER INTO THE CORNER, AND SMASH HER HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BUT SHE STOPS HERSELF! DAMAGING THE HEAD COULD ONLY CLAMP MINERVA’S MOUTH SHUT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A BETTER IDEA! SIENNA EXITS ONTO THE APRON, THEN BEGINS TO PULL MINERVA’S FOREHEAD INTO THE RING POST! MINERVA’S JAW COMES OPEN, AS SHE SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING! BUT WHAT HAS THAT TIME SPENT BEING BITTEN DONE TO SIENNA??

James Peters: A LOT OF DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO THAT HAND, AND THAT’S A TARGET SIENNA NEEDS TO KEEP HIDDEN! SHE STANDS UP TALL ON THE APRON, AS MINERVA SLOWLY RISES TO HER FEET – THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH! SIENNA LOOKS TO HIT THAT SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OF HERS, WHICH HAS PUT AWAY MANY OPPONENTS – BUT OH! AS SHE LEAPS, THE FINGERS LOSE THEIR GRIP, AND SHE ISN’T ABLE TO PULL HERSELF ONTO THE TOP ROPE! INSTEAD SHE DROPS TO HER KNEES, AND MINERVA IS RECOVERED!

Rich Russillo: ALBEIT STUNNED, THOUGH! SHE BARELY KNOWS WHERE SHE IS, ALL SHE KNOWS IS SIENNA IS VULNERABLE! AND SHE AIMS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT! MINERVA QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE DELIVERING A HARD HITTING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SIENNA DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE, AS MINERVA KEEPS THE BALL IN HER COURT, STAYING IN CONTROL OF THE MATCH! SIENNA JADE HITS THE FLOOR HARD, AS MINERVA SLIDES OUT TO FOLLOW UP!

James Peters: Sienna Jade is barely moving on the outside, I know this joke has probably been overdone, but she’s doing her best Nate Robinson impression on the outside! But that indicates more than a joke. She’s slumped over, unconscious. That kick knocked her out, and if Minerva can get her back into the ring she’ll be standing victorious!

Persephone: I have never been more disappointed than I am now. Not only have you tried to be “hip” but you FAILED at being “hip”. Comedy isn’t your thing. Stop it. Now.

James Peters: :francis:

Persephone: I’ll take that as a yes. Go back to doing your speciality; Making shitty commentary calls.

James Peters: :francis:

Rich Russillo: Minerva grabs Sienna by her hair, and pulls her up off the ground, with a grin on her face, showing the world what she’s done to her opponent! And oh my! Look at Sienna’s ear! Blood is trickling down from behind it, and a lot! Enough to dye her hair red. That’s brutal, and it’s giving a huge red target for Minerva, no pun intended! That’s a hand and a head on the line! Minerva of all people will not ignore that.

James Peters: And it doesn’t seem Minerva will, as she drags Sienna over to the ring post, before placing her head against the metal! Minerva takes a step back… NO! NO! Oh! Sienna falls to the floor… she’s not in good shape. Minerva goes to set her up once again, but Sienna drops down again, BEFORE PULLING MINERVA FACE-FIRST INTO THE METAL RING POST! SHE LANDED TERRIBLY AGAINST THE HARD, COLD, METAL, AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS PLACE HER HAND OVER HER LEFT EYE! BOTH WOMEN ARE LYING ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN, AS THE REFEREE STARTS HIS COUNT!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

James Peters: Minerva grabs onto the top of the barricade, and pulls herself to her knees, as Sienna is still on the floor, bleeding out!

SIX!

SEVEN!

James Peters: And Minerva crawls to the apron!

EIGHT!

James Peters: Before entering the ring!

NINE!

TE-

Rich Russillo: NO! SIENNA JADE GOT TO HER FEET AS WE WATCHED MINERVA ENTER THE RING! SHE SLIDES IN AND BREAKS THE COUNT! MINERVA THOUGHT SHE HAD IT FOR A SECOND, BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S MAD EITHER! SHE GETS TO TORTURE SIENNA JADE EVEN MORE NOW!

James Peters: Minerva is not taking this match lightly. Not only has she tried to pummel Sienna, but she’s tried to de-finger her and both of those things can only assist to a victory if she follows through in targeting those two massive glowing weak spots. If I was Sienna, I would focus on the defensive side of things, so I can properly heal, and so Minerva can wear herself out trying to attack! Of course it’s easier said than done in the world of wrestling, especially when you’re this deep into a brutal warfare of a match, but if she can pull it off, it’s a guaranteed win!

Rich Russillo: There’s no guarantees in this match, other than pain. Pain that will leave a piece of them in this ring forever, a piece that can never be regained. The ring already has Sienna’s blood, a literal stain in history, splashed over the canvas, and the reason for that? Minerva. Whether it be forcing it or not, they’ve left their mark tonight! Minerva and Sienna get to their knees and stare at one another, before slowly rising up. Nothing has changed since the start. No respect gained, no mutual acknowledgement. Still pure hatred! AND THEY CHARGE AT EACH OTHER!

James Peters: SIENNA AND MINERVA EXCHANGE BLOWS ONCE AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME NOT AS STRONG AS THEY ONCE WERE! BUT THAT ISN’T STOPPING THEM FROM PUTTING ALL THEY HAVE INTO THOSE STRIKES, TRYING TO KNOCK EACH OTHER DOWN! PUNCHES, FOREARMS, ELBOWS, JABS, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO PUNISH EACH OTHER! MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE EAR, THE BUSTED OPEN PART OF SIENNA’S HEAD! SIENNA HITS A FIREARM TO MINERVA’S EYE, THE ONE PUSHED INTO THE RING POST ON THE OUTSIDE! MINERVA! SIENNA! MINERVA! SIENNA! SIENNA! SIENNA! SIENNA! ONE FINAL FOREARM FROM SIEN-

Rich Russillo: NO! MINERVA SIDESTEPS, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF SIENNA’S HEAD, KNOCKING HER OFF OF HER FEET, DOWN TO HER KNEES! ‘THE DEVIL’S TOUCH’ AS SHE CALLS IT ALLOWS HER TO TAKE CONTROL MOMENTARILY, HOWEVER SIENNA IS NOT COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! WITH BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HER FACE, SHE ASKS FOR MORE… ‘THE DEVIL’S TOUCH’ ONCE MORE, WHICH FINALLY TAKES SIENNA DOWN! SHE SLIDES INTO THE COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Rich Russillo: BUT SIENNA JADE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO KICK OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME, DESPITE THE DAMAGE DONE TO HER HEAD! BUT WAIT A SECOND, MINERVA QUICKLY GRABS ONTO SIENNA’S LEFT ARM HERE, AS SHE ROLLS HER ONTO HER STOMACH! SHE HOOKS THE RIGHT ARM, BEFORE BRIDGING OVER INTO THE CATTLE MUTILATION! ‘OWL OF MINERVA’ IS LOCKED IN! SIENNA MAY HAVE TO TAP HERE TONIGHT! IT MAY NOT BE THE ENDING SHE WAS LOOKING FOR, AND IT IS DEFINITELY THE WORST WAY SHE COULD GO OUT, BUT WITH THE DAMAGE DONE TO THAT HEAD – THE BLOOD – SHE COULD BE LIKELY TO PASS OUT, OR SIMPLY TAP, BECAUSE OF THIS ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL, CRUSHING, SUBMISSION MANEUVER APPLIED BY MINERVA!

James Peters: SIENNA QUITE LITERALLY HAS NOWHERE TO GO! SHE CAN’T CRAWL TO THE ROPES, SHE CAN’T FIGHT OUT OF IT, IT’S NOT LOOKING GREAT FOR SIENNA RIGHT NOW! SIENNA TRIES TO PUSH HERSELF TO THE ROPES USING HER LEGS, BUT SHE DOESN’T MOVE ONE BIT! AS MUCH AS SHE’S TRYING TO SCRATCH AND CLAW TO SAFETY, IT ISN’T EXACTLY WORKING IN HER FAVOR! IT’S ONLY SHOWING MINERVA SHE’S STRUGGLING, PUTTING SIENNA EXACTLY WHERE MINERVA WANTS HER IF SHE’S LOOKING FOR THAT SUBMISSION VICTORY! THE TWO WORST THINGS ABOUT A SUBMISSION HOLD ARE AN INJURY, AND SHOWING WEAKNESS! SIENNA HAS BOTH! WILL SHE EVEN SURVIVE THIS???

Rich Russillo: SIENNA JADE IS SLOWLY FADING AWAY, HER MOVEMENT IS GETTING SLOW, AND HER ARMS ARE SLOWLY DROOPING TO THE FLOOR, DESPITE MINERVA PROPPING THEM UP IN THE AIR FOR THE BRIDGING DOUBLE CHICKEN WING! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH?? HAS SIENNA PASSED OUT?? THE REFEREE GOES TO CHECK ON HER, AS HE MOVES HER ARM! BUT AS HE DOES SO, SHE SPRINGS BACK TO LIFE, TIGHTENING UP HER MUSCLES AS HER LEGS KICK TOWARDS THE ROPES! RATHER THAN TRYING TO SIMPLY REACH THEM, THIS TIME SHE DIGS THE TOE OF HER BOOT INTO THE GROUND AND STARTS TO CRAWL!

James Peters: SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HER WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES, SIENNA AIMS TO FIGHT BACK INTO CONTROL, OR TO AT LEAST ESCAPE THIS DANGEROUS POSITION SHE’S BEEN FORCED INTO! NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE REALIZE HOW DIFFICULT ESCAPING A SUBMISSION TRULY IS! “JUST GET OUT OF IT” IS WAY EASIER SAID THAN DONE, NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE HOLD, BUT THE MINDSET! SOMEHOW, SIENNA IS TRYING HER BEST TO PUSH THAT MINDSET ASIDE IN ORDER TO ESCAPE TO SAFETY AND REMAIN IN THIS MATCH! SHE GETS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES!

Rich Russillo: MINERVA SEES THIS HOWEVER, AND TRIES HER BEST TO PULL SIENNA FURTHER AWAY! SIENNA ISN’T HAVING IT HOWEVER, AND CONTINUES TO USE THOSE LEGS TO PULL HER CLOSER AND CLOSER TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE, IN ORDER TO FORCE A ROPE BREAK, AND GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD SHE’S BEEN PLACED IN! BUT IF SHE’S IN THAT FOR TOO LONG, SHE’LL BE FORCED TO TAP OUT OR PASS OUT! IT’S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS, SO SHE NEEDS TO HURRY UP HERE TONIGHT! SHE ALMOST HAS THE BOTTOM FOOT ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, MERELY A TOE AWAY…

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James Peters: SIENNA JADE MANAGES TO PLACE HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, ORDERING THE REFEREE TO FORCE A ROPE BREAK! HE TRIES TO PRY MINERVA AWAY, BUT SHE WON’T LET GO! HE BEGINS HIS COUNT!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIV-

James Peters: AND SHE FINALLY RELEASES THE HOLD DUE TO THE ROPE BREAK, BUT HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO SIENNA BECAUSE OF THAT PAINFUL HOLD, ESPECIALLY WITH HER BLOOD LOSS!

Rich Russillo: I’m pretty sure the referee is going to check on said wound right now, as he orders Minerva to stay back! He kneels down, and pulls out the gloves- BUT MINERVA SHOVES HIM BACK! HE’S NOT LETTING SIENNA GET CHECKED ON, AS SHE CRAWLS OVER AND GRABS HER BY THE HAIR- ONLY FOR SIENNA TO PUSH MINERVA ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, HEAD ALMOST REACHING THE APRON! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE PLANNED HERE!??!

James Peters: SIENNA JADE LOOKS TO MINERVA, WHO’S TRYING TO PULL HERSELF BACK INTO THE RING, AND REALIZES SHE HAS ONE CHANCE TO SHOOT! SHE STANDS BACK UP ON HER FEET, BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE OVER THE TOP! METEORA TO MINERVA ON THE APRON!!!!! BOTH WOMEN TUMBLE TO THE OUTSIDE ONCE AGAIN, HOWEVER THIS TIME MINERVA IS THE ONE WHO’S OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR!

Rich Russillo: Sienna Jade is finally getting that comeback she’s been waiting for, as she stands up next to Minerva, covering the cut behind her ear with her hand, adrenaline rushing through her veins! Meanwhile Minerva is barely conscious, her eyes rolled back, I doubt she even knows where she is! This is kind of a trope at this point, but the apron is the hardest part of the ring. We don’t say that because it’s a cliche, it’s the truth. The center of the ring is the softest – which is still hard – and as it goes out it’s harder and harder. The apron is also supported by metal beams, nevermind the wood! Having your head crushed against that will NEVER do you any good. It could take numbers off your life, no matter your career, and there’s zero way to dull the pain, evident by Minerva’s lack of movement after it! You can really judge how hard the move was after something like that. If they’re moving, they’re awake, if they’re like this? It’s probably over! I guess we’ll have to see.

James Peters:  Sienna Jade removes her hand from behind her ear, and looks at it. Covered in blood. The entire hand stained red, like she had placed it in paint! She looks up from her hand towards Minerva, who’s on her knees, barely awake, before grabbing Minerva by the hair! Sienna wipes the blood over Minerva’s eye, the damaged eye, symbolizing her next target! She drags Minerva over to the stairs… OH NO! SHE’S GONNA TAKE MINERVA’S EYE! THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

James Peters: SIENNA BEGINS TO PUSH MINERVA’S HEAD FORWARD INTO THE STEEL STEPS, EYE FIRST! MINERVA FIGHTS BACK, PLACING HER ARMS ON THE STEPS, AND PUSHING BACKWARDS TO COUNTER THE PRESSURE!

FIVE!

SIX!

James Peters: BUT SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH! SIENNA PUSHES HER CLOSER AND CLOSER, SLOWLY! SHE’S MERE INCHES AWAY FROM LOSING HER EYEBALL FOR GOOD!

SEVEN!

James Peters: SIENNA ISN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE COUNT! SHE CONTINUES TO PUSH FORWARD, I DON’T KNOW IF MINERVA WILL BE ABLE TO STOP IT! SHE MAY JUST LOSE AN EYE RIGHT NOW!

EIGHT!

Rich Russillo: THE EYE IS ABOUT TO CONNECT WITH THE POINT OF THE STEEL STEPS, WHICH WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BLIND MINERVA, POSSIBLY PERMANENTLY! WITHOUT A DOUBT SIENNA JADE COULD HAVE THIS WON BECAUSE OF THAT AS WELL! OH MY GOD, MINERVA’S EYE GETS PUNCTUR-

NINE!

Rich Russillo: WAIT NO! SIENNA NOTICES THE NINE COUNT AND LETS GO, BEFORE SLIDING INTO THE RING! HOLD ON, MINERVA HAS A HOLD OF SIENNA’S FOOT AND PULLS HER BACK OUTSIDE OF THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT, BEFORE DRIVING HER SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEPS- BUT SIENNA SWINGS AROUND AND COUNTERS THE OFFENSE! SIENNA THEN THROWS MINERVA INTO THE RING, AND CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON, READY TO SPRINGBOARD AND HIT HER FINISHING MOVE… ‘RAW SIENNA’ SPRINGBOARD DROPKIIIIICK!

James Peters: BUT MINERVA CATCHES HER WITH A THIRD ‘THE DEVIL’S TOUCH’ SUPERKICK! SIENNA IS UNABLE TO AVOID IT, AND DROPS TO HER KNEES, WHERE MINERVA HOOKS HER HEAD AND PULLS HER UP… ‘ATLAS FALLS’ TWISTING BRAINBUSTER!!! THE FINISHING MOVE OF MINERVA IS ABOUT TO LEAD HER INTO VICTORY! SHE FALLS AND PLACES ONE ARM OVER SIENNA’S CHEST!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!







Rich Russillo: MINERVA HAS IT- WHAT!?!? SIENNA JADE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!  SHE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT OF THE MOVE THAT HAS PUT AWAY COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE, SURVIVING WHAT SEEMED TO BE INEVITABLE DOOM! AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES!

James Peters: MINERVA QUICKLY HOOKS SIENNA’S ARM, LOOKING FOR THAT SUBMISSION MOVE SHE LOCKED IN NOT TOO LONG AGO, BUT SIENNA LOCKS HER ARMS INTO PLACE, FIGHTING BACK BEFORE MINERVA CAN GET THE BRIDGE! SIENNA IS WEAK, BUT SHE INSISTS ON FIGHTING OUT OF IT! SIENNA JADE REACHES TOWARDS MINERVA’S HAIR, AND TRIES TO RIP A LOCK OUT, FORCING MINERVA TO LET GO! SHE THEN ROLLS MINERVA FORWARD AND STANDS UP STRAIGHT- ROLLING ELBOW FROM SIENNA! MINERVA IS SENT FACING AWAY FROM HER, BEFORE SHE GRABS MINERVA’S WRIST… RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW! ‘WITCHES HAMMER’!!! SIENNA JADE COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Rich Russillo: MINERVA POPS THE SHOULDER UP! SOMEHOW SHE CONTINUES TO KEEP GOING, BUT SHE JUST MIGHT HAVE TO STOP! MUCH LIKE WHAT MINERVA DID EARLIER, SIENNA GRABS THE ARM THAT KICKED OUT, BEFORE PLACING IT BETWEEN HER LEGS, AND HOOKING THE OTHER ONE! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CROSSFACE, ‘TEMPRESS’!!!! MINERVA IS GONNA TAP, UNLIKE SIENNA JADE, SHE REALLY DOES HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! IT SEEMS TO BE TOO MUCH TO BE ABLE TO CRAWL DUE TO SIENNA LYING ON TOP OF HER, AND WRENCHING HER ARMS BACK! I DON’T KNOW WHETHER MINERVA WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE OR NOT!

James Peters: MINERVA IS BEING BRUTALIZED WITH THIS SUBMISSION HOLD, AND IT DOESN’T APPEAR TO BE GETTING ANY LOOSER! IT DOESN’T ALWAYS MATTER HOW STRONG A SUBMISSION IS, IF IT’S UNBREAKABLE, IT’S BOUND TO END UP WITH A VICTORY! MINERVA LOOKS HOPELESS NOW AS SIENNA ROLLS ONTO HER BACK, FULLY APPLYING THE HOLD! MINERVA MAY BE FORCED TO TAP OUT, OR PASS OUT! MINERVA REPEATEDLY KICKS HER LEGS AROUND, TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES, OR AT LEAST MOVE CLOSER, BUT RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS VERY BAD FOR MINERVA! WILL SHE ESCAPE? I’M NOT SURE!

Rich Russillo: BUT AS SIENNA SEES HER ATTEMPTS AT AN ESCAPE, SHE WRENCHES HARDER AND HARDER, BUT EVEN THEN IT DOESN’T WORK COMPLETELY! AS A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO GET MINERVA TO TAP OR PASS OUT, SIENNA BEGINS TO HEADBUTT MINERVA! OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, UNTIL MINERVA IS NO LONGER MOVING! SIENNA HAS KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS! MINERVA IS OUT COLD! THIS COULD BE THE FINALE RIGHT HERE, SHE COULD BE FORCED INTO LOSING, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT BY SUBMISSION! THAT’S MORE THAN A LOSS, THAT’S HUMILIATING! LOSING A HUGE MATCH LIKE THIS VIA SUBMISSION WOULD BE DEVASTATING!

James Peters: MINERVA’S ARMS DROP DOWN LIMP, INDICATING SHE MAY HAVE PASSED OUT! THE REFEREE KNEELS TO CHECK ON HER, SHAKING HER ARM, SHE DOESN’T FLINCH! THE REF THEN RAISES HER ARM AND LOOKS TO DROP IT! IT HITS THE GROUND- WAIT! AS SOON AS IT TOUCHES THE MAT, IT STRENGTHENS UP! PERHAPS SHE WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT, BECAUSE NOW SHE ROLLS ONTO HER STOMACH, AND BEGINS TO PUSH HERSELF OFF THE GROUND! HOW THE HELL HAS SHE MANAGED TO FIND THE STRENGTH TO DO THAT!?!? SHE IS QUITE LITERALLY CARRYING SIENNA JADE ON HER SHOULDERS!

Rich Russillo: MINERVA JUST HAD A SUDDEN SURGE OF STRENGTH RUN THROUGH HER BODY, WHICH IS ALLOWING HER TO POWER THROUGH AND KEEP FIGHTING! SOMEHOW SHE’S MANAGING TO LIFT SIENNA UP INTO THE AIR, AS SHE RISES UP ON HER FEET, BEFORE SPRINTING BACKWARDS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SIENNA’S GRIP GETS LOOSER, UNTIL MINERVA DOES IT AGAIN, AND SHE’S FREE! SIENNA ROLLS ONTO THE APRON, AS MINERVA BEGINS TO RECOVER, HOLDING EVERYWHERE THAT HURTS, TRYING TO DULL THE PAIN! MINERVA STANDS UP STRAIGHT AND TURNS AROUN-

James Peters: ‘RAW SIENNA’ SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO MINERVA’S HEAD! SIENNA JADE’S FINISHING MOVE CONNECTS, IT’S ALL OVER FOR MINERVA HERE! SHE’S NOT MOVING WHATSOEVER, AS SIENNA JADE CRAWLS INTO THE COVER! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!







James Peters: BUT MINERVA SOMEHOW KICKS OUT AT TWO!! I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DID IT, BUT SHE DID IT ALRIGHT!

Rich Russillo: SIENNA JADE ROLLS OFF OF MINERVA, EYES WIDENED, NOT BELIEVING ANY OF IT! SHE BEGINS TO ARGUE WITH THE REFEREE, DISPUTING HIS CALL, SAYING IT WAS A THREE COUNT, BUT THE REFEREE ARGUES BACK SAYING MINERVA KICKED OUT!

Sienna Jade: (Off-mic) THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY!

Referee: (Off-mic) :comeagain:

James Peters: SIENNA GROANS IN DISGUST, BEFORE MOUNTING MINERVA’S BACK! SHE RAPIDLY PUNCHES HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BRUTALIZING HER EVEN MORE, IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION! AND WITH HOW MINERVA’S TAKING THESE PUNCHES, BARELY EVEN FLINCHING AFTER EVERY ONE, IT SEEMS THAT KICK OUT WAS ON INSTINCT! SHE’S STILL UNCONSCIOUS! SIENNA JADE THEN LIFTS MINERVA’S HEAD UP, AND SHOOTS MORE PUNCHES TO THE EYE! MINERVA IS OUT COLD, BUT SIENNA DOESN’T STOP HER BRUTAL ASSAULT!

Rich Russillo: SIENNA IS UNFORGIVING TONIGHT, AFTER EVERYTHING THEY’VE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH, SIENNA IS THE ONE ON TOP, BEATING DOWN MINERVA, CLOCKING HER WITH FIST AFTER FIRST TO HER HEAD! IF SHE HADN’T HAD ONE ALREADY, SHE MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION RIGHT NOW! SHE’S BARELY REACTING TO THE PUNCHES, NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE WEAK, BUT BECAUSE SHE’S NOT IN THE STATE TO EVEN POSSIBLY DO THAT!

Persephone: Can’t they do something more interesting other than punches?

James Peters: I DON’T THINK THEY CAN! THEY’RE BURNT OUT, THEY’VE GIVEN IT THEIR ALL, AND I DOUBT THEY EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO STAND UP, NO MATTER HIT THEIR BIG MOVES!

Persephone: Stop shouting damn.

Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO ESCAPE THESE RAPID PUNCHES! SHE PULLS SIENNA’S LEG, FORCING HER TO DROP TO THE GROUND, BEFORE TAKING A HANDFUL OF SIENNA’S HAIR! SHE USES THAT LEVERAGE TO STAND BACK UP, BEFORE PULLING SIENNA UP ALSO! SHE’S GONNA HIT IT AGAIN! ‘ATLAS FALLS’-

James Peters: SIENNA JADE SPINS OUT OF IT, BEFORE DELIVERING A LARIAT, WITH BARELY ANYTHING BEHIND IT! MINERVA STUMBLES BACK, BUT DOES NOT FALL, UNTIL SIENNA GOES FOR A SECOND- BUT SHE HITS ONE OF HER OWN! NEITHER OF THEM FALL DOWN! SIENNA AND MINERVA HIT EACH OTHER WITH ONE MORE LARIAT EACH, BEFORE THEY STUMBLE BACK INTO THE ROPES! MINERVA IS THE FIRST TO RECOVER, RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING A FOREARM, BUT SIENNA DUCKS, AND LOCKING IN ANOTHER WRISTLOCK! SHE THEN TRANSITIONS INTO A RIPCORD ROLLING ELBO-

Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA PULLS SIENNA INTO HER ARMS, BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND! WHAT IS SHE GOING FOR HERE?! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! SHE DROPS SIENNA INTO A REVERSE STO! ‘THE BLACK WEDDING’! A MOVE WE DON’T SEE OFTEN CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! SIENNA JADE HAS TO BE OUT OF IT, AS MINERVA SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS SIENNA! SHE LIES ON TOP OF HER, BEFORE HOOKING THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEERVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie hits the speakers, as Minerva rolls off of her opponent, tired, bruised, and battered, not able to even stand.)

James Peters: MINERVA DID IT! BY HITTING A MOVE WE DON’T OFTEN SEE, SHE MANAGED TO PUT AWAY SIENNA JADE WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTED IT! I DON’T THINK THAT WAS PART OF THE PLAN, THAT WAS IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT!

Rich Russillo: Regardless of whether it was a plan or in the heat of the moment, we just witnessed these two go to war, but Minerva is the only one left standing, if she even can! Because right now it doesn’t seem like it!

James Peters: That’s not a good sign for her body, but it is a good sign for her dignity. She left everything in that ring, and managed to regather it all back towards the end. Not everybody is going to be happy with this result, but it’s undeniable that she was the better competitor tonight!

Rich Russillo: This was huge for Minerva, and she’s had a lot of success. That’s how much it means to not only her, but everyone involved. That’s how high the stakes are. This was more than just some random one on one singles match, this was a blood battle.

James Peters: Indeed it was, Rich. Indeed it was. Together they crafted a masterpiece, but Minerva was the victo-

(Suddenly, ‘Revival Remix Outro’ by Selena Gomez bursts through the speakers, rather unexpectedly, to a shocked crowd reaction from the socially distanced superdome audience. As the familiar music is heard, Constance Blevins, wearing an eyepatch over her damaged eye thanks to what happened back at Bloodsport, walks onto the stage, staring down towards the ring.)

James Peters: OH MY GOD! THAT’S CONSTANCE BLEVINS, MINERVA’S TAG PARTNER, AND SOMEONE WE HAVEN’T SEEN IN MONTHS! WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE??

Persephone: Lulz. That eyepatch tho.

Rich Russillo: PERHAPS SHE’S HERE TO CONGRATULATE MINERVA ON HER VICTORY?

James Peters: WE DON’T HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT FOR TOO LONG, AS SHE STORMS DOWN TOWARDS THE RING!

(Constance Blevins climbs onto the apron, and enters the ring, where Minerva is there waiting for her, as shocked as everyone else. Constance looks Minerva in the eye, then shifts her vision over to a grounded Sienna Jade. Minerva looks at Sienna, looks back, nods, and moves out of the way.)

James Peters: AND I THINK THIS IS WHY SHE’S HERE! TO GET SOME MUCH NEEDED REVENGE, AND SIENNA DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT! CONSTANCE GRABS ONTO SIENNA’S ARM AND SITS HER UP, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES… ‘THE ABOLISHMENT’! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO SIENNA’S HEAD!

Rich Russillo: SIENNA IS HELPLESS RIGHT NOW! SHE’S BEEN PUT THROUGH A GRUELING MATCH, AND SHE NOW HAS TO PUT UP WITH AN ATTACK FROM A FRESH, RAGE-FILLED CONSTANCE BLEVINS!

James Peters: MINERVA NOW STUMBLES OVER TO SIENNA, AND GRABS HER FEET, AS CONSTANCE GRABS HER ARMS! THEY DRAG HER OVER TO THE APRON, BEFORE KICKING HER OUT OF THE RING! THIS IS NO BODY DISPOSAL HOWEVER, BECAUSE CONSTANCE LEAVES THE RING, AND TAKES A HOLD OF SIENNA’S HAIR! OH MY GOD! WE SAW THIS ATTEMPTED EARLIER! CONSTANCE PLACES SIENNA’S HEAD AGAINST THE RING  POST, THIS TIME I DON’T THINK SHE CAN COUNTER WHATEVER IS PLANNED!

Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… BEFORE DELIVERING ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD, THIS TIME CRUSHING HER HEAD BETWEEN THE STEEL AND HER KNEE! ‘THE ABOLISHMENT’ AT IT’S FINEST! SIENNA JADE IS COMPLETELY FUCKING OUT OF IT!

James Peters: CONSTANCE IS BACK, AND MORE SPECIFICALLY, BACK WITH MINERVA! TOGETHER THEY TOOK OUT SIENNA JADE, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE SHE MUST BE IN!?!?

(Constance Blevins enters the ring, as she approaches Minerva. They hug one another, before raising each other’s arms, as Road to Redemption fades out to commercial.)

(A commercial for tnt’s “Totally badass (worn) ring-trunks store” airs.)

(The scene pans to Drake King backstage. The crowd is heard having mixed reactions for “The Last Messiah,” as he does his arm stretches as he anticipates his match against Darcy May Morgan. He stops his stretching as he reaches over to his purified water bottle which reads “Holy Water” in his handwriting which may or may not be the best handwriting. He takes a sip out of his water bottle as he puts it back on the chair behind him. In perfect timing, Sierra Bradford comes into the camera frame as she is twisting the purity ring which was a gift from Drake. Drake turns around as he forms a huge smile on her face.)

Drake King: Sierra! I feel so blessed that you decided to share your presence with me. Has anyone told you that your eyes are so beautiful underneath these lights? 

Sierra Bradford: Drake, you are very kind, but I just wanted to wish you luck in your match tonight.

Drake King: I don’t need luck, ‘Erra. I just need the power of the Holy Messiah to lead me to victory. :blessed: 

Sierra Bradford: Well, it never hurts to say good luck. I’ve been in the ring with Darcy on a few occasions and she’s a force to be reckoned with. You got your work cut out. Plus, with the briefcase on the line. She is going to do what she can to make sure that you don’t walk out of Road to Redemption without it. 

Drake King: It’s a shame of what I need to do to Sister Darcy, but she’s pushed my buttons a little too much. With the briefcase on the line, I hope this pushes Darcy to give everything that she has to offer. I know the type of competitor she is and she should thank me for motivating her. She has used and abused my good heart. She’s tried to take the spotlight which I have been blessed with sharing my message to the EAW Universe. Losing Cash in the Vault is what is best for Darcy. It allows me to take the weight off of her and have me carry it to the promiseland. EAW needs a World Champion like myself to spread my message of positivity to everyone. 

Sierra Bradford: :notbad: I believe in you, Drake. Go win that briefcase!

Drake King: Oh wait, Sierra! Since you’re here, I thought I should give you a warning. I saw your match against Chained Fury, and you two did a wonderful job retaining your Championships, but I’m sure you two know what’s next for your Championship reign, right?

Sierra Bradford: Uh, yeah. We’re facing the Blicky Boyz soon. What’s wrong?

Drake King: Well, I’m sure you already know this but one half of the Blicky Boyz, Malcolm Jones, is someone that is not to be trusted. I know you’ve had your minor experiences with him in the past, but when I say that he’s a force of evil, I mean it. Malcolm is someone that’s willing to stoop to any low in order to get what he wants, and it’s worrying even thinking about what he may do to try and take those Unified Tag Team Championships from you. 

Sierra Bradford: What do you mean? 

Drake King: Malcolm is far from some pure soul. I’m sure you saw what he did to me during my match against TLA back at Wicked Games, and even the unfair victory he scored against Darcy at the same event. Malcolm holds no remorse over his actions, and that’s because he knows he’s capable of far worse. Malcolm did those things to me all because of one mistake I made, which cost him a victory he didn’t even truly need in hindsight. Imagine what he’ll do against you after coming as far as he has just for an opportunity at your titles. Malcolm can’t get away with his actions, and he definitely can’t be allowed to win yet another Championship. Someone like that can’t be rewarded, and I just want to make sure you know what’s coming.

(Drake’s words cause Sierra to think for a moment. No matter how Drake is nowadays, she knows she can’t let her guard down for even a moment as long as she wants to remain tag team Champion. The Blicky Boyz are without a doubt the biggest threat to their titles so far, and she’d hate for her reign to end now.)

Sierra Bradford: Alright. I’ll make sure to go talk to Harper about all this. We’ll beat the Blicky Boyz.. And since it means so much to you, I’ll make sure Malcolm doesn’t get away with what he did to you.

(Sierra Bradford placed a hand on Drake King’s shoulder as her purity ring shines underneath the lights. Drake’s attention goes to her purity ring..)

Drake King: You’re wearing your ring? 

Sierra Bradford: Of course, it was a gift from you. 😊

Drake King: :blessed: Thank you Sierra! I’m glad. Since returning a lot of people have looked down on my acts of kindness and even turned their backs on me. It’s not so often that anyone actually accepts my generosity. I’m so grateful that you never became one of those people that’s betrayed me. I know what everyone’s been saying, but I promise. You’re the only person I have feelings for.

Sierra Bradford: I know Drake, I believe you. I know we’ve had our issues in the past, but I’ll always care about you no matter what. That’s why I accepted the ring. That, and to be honest I actually really like it. You don’t have to worry, Drake. I’ll always be there by you. 

Drake King: :wow: 

(Sierra smiles at Drake, before looking up. She notices that the two are standing underneath a mistletoe, and Drake looks confused as he looks both at Sierra and the mistletoe above them.)

Sierra Bradford: :oh: How convenient. Looks like we’re under the mistletoe. 😊

Drake King: O. Um.. Well… Goodness.. We are, aren’t we?

Sierra Bradford: Yeah..

(Drake takes a deep breath, before finally kissing Sierra on her cheek.)

Sierra Bradford: :skip:

(Sierra shakes her head before pulling Drake into a kiss. After a few seconds she finally lets go of him, and Drake doesn’t seem to really understand what’s going on.)

Sierra Bradford: That’s how a mistletoe works, Drake. Good luck.

(Sierra finally begins walking away, slapping Drake on his butt while leaving.)

Drake King: :mjlit:

(…)

Drake King: :comeagain: WAIT A MINUTE!! SIERRA, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE RING’S ABOUT!

(Drake quickly turns to where Sierra was, but by the time he does she’s already gone. He looks around for a second, but finally just shrugs his shoulders and goes back to what he was doing before as Road to Redemption fades away from the backstage area.)

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(The crowd allowed inside the building begins to stir as in the ring stands Stephie Love as she raises the microphone to her lips.)

Stephie Love: The next contest is scheduled for 

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: AND IS FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!

(“The Joker” by New Year’s Day begins to blast as the fans pop loudly. Out steps Camille better known as Ms. Extreme as she has on a black leather jacket with her ring gear underneath. Over her eyes are a pair of sunglasses as she is seen taping her fists on top of the stage. We see her mouthing words to the crowd as she begins nodding her head. Ms. Extreme begins stomping down the ramp as her eyes are fixated onto the squared circle.)

Stephie Love: ENTERING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER! Hailing from Calabasas, California…weighing in tonight at 135 pounds…she’s the former PURE and Interwire Champion…THE RED QUEEN…MS. EXXXXXXXXTREME!!!

Stew-O: One of the most prolific and decorated athletes in Elite Answers Wrestling, Ms Extreme has been a dominant presence and figure in the sport and that’s outside of her family ties.

Flannery McCoy: A pioneer in intergender wrestling, a woman with the longest reign as PURE Champion, and a woman who has been able to hold her own against any and every type of opponent has unfinished business with one of her biggest rivals and can only settle it here tonight.

Jake Mercer: Her biggest rival is also one of the greatest Universal Women’s Champions ever as well. GOATmille is going to have to go GODmille tonight in order to not only shut Serena’s mouth.

Flannery McCoy: Not just that, Ms. Extreme wants to end Bennett’s reign and finally win the World Championship that’s eluded her despite her already being Hall of Fame worthy here in EAW.

(Ms. Extreme takes over her jacket and snatches off her glasses as she tosses them under the turnbuckle and enters the ring. Camille enters under the bottom rope. As Ms. Extreme begins to climb the turnbuckles to raise her fists, her music cuts off immediately. An awkward amount of silence floats in the arena until a small murmur of fans begin chanting for Serena Bennett.)

Stew-O: Looks like the champ didn’t want Ms. Extreme to get too hype and warmed up and-

(“Surfin’” by Kid Cudi and Pharrell begins blasting as the crowd pops again. Ms. Extreme turns around, sits on the top turnbuckle, and stares as the arena light flashes blue and the attention turns to the stage. Out steps Serena Bennett, wearing a blue attire, her signature blue hair flowing, and her championship belt around her waist as she switches back and forth until she reaches the edge of the stage. Bennett poses as the crowd pops, cameras flash, and the music blasts while Ms Extreme watches on from the ring.)

Stephie Love: AND THE CHAMPION…hailing from Compton, California…weighing in at 114 pounds…SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…SEREEEEENA BEEEEEENNNETTTTTT!!!

Stew-O: Former Specialist Champion, Grand Rampage winner, Inaugural Universal Women’s Champion, 2 reigns overall with the current one on the line tonight…Serena Bennett is one of the most gifted and dominant elitists in this company today.

Flannery McCoy: Of course and tonight she faces The Red Queen as this bitter rivalry reaches its apex. Two of the best professional wrestlers alive going at it in what could be the best women’s wrestling match of the year.

Jake Mercer: Serena has plenty of classics. Inside and outside EAW. One in particular that stands out is her bra and panties and pistols triple threat with Stella the Donkey and Vicki LaTaj at Twerk or Treat Four in Love and Hip Hop Wrestling. It would have gotten six stars in the Tokyo Dome but because they wrestled at V-Live miami, it only got 4.5. Regardless, Serena is used to pressure situations and this will be no different.

Stew-O: She also has beaten Ms. Extreme before thing is this one will be both women at their best as Serena slides in the ring and takes off her jacket as-

Jake Mercer: WAIT! 

Flannery McCoy: OH LOOK! MS. EXTREME LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, LANDS ON HER FEET, AND LOU THEZ PRESSES SERENA RIGHT AS SHE STANDS UP!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME IS ON TOP THE CHAMPION AS SERENA’S BELT FALLS OFF AND SHE DESPERATELY TRIES TO BLOCK THE BLOWS!

Stew-O: Serena kicks her off as both women scramble to their feet! The bell hasn’t even rang yet and LOOK SERENA SPEARS MS. EXTREME AND NOW MOUNTS HER! SERENA IS NOW RAINING DOWN FISTS ON EXTREME AS MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO BLOCK THE OFFENSE! THE REFEREE RUSHES IN AN ATTEMPT TO PRY THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AS-

Jake Mercer: OH GOD! MS. EXTREME AND SERENA BEGIN ROLLING AROUND THE MAT AND THEY SUCK THE REFEREE INTO THEIR CHAOTIC VORTEX! ALL THREE ARE IN THE RING ROLLING AROUND AS PUNCHES AND KICKS FROM THE CHAMP AND CHALLENGER ARE DESPERATELY BLOCKED BY THIS OUTMATCHED REFEREE!!! 

Referee: (off-mic) CAN I GET SOME HELP HERE?!?! :mjcry:

Flannery McCoy: LOOK! SECURITY! MORE REFS! THEY ARE RUSHING THE RING AS THE MAIN REFEREE IS SCREAMING FOR ASSISTANCE! IN THEY ALL GO AS THIS RESEMBLES THEIR PAST RUN INS LEADING UP TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION AS ALL THESE MEN HAVE TO USE ALL THEIR STRENGTH TO HOLD BOTH THESE WOMEN BACK!

Stew-O: The match hasn’t even started but the already enigmatic tension is on display as the crowd is going insane right now!

Crowd: SE-RE-NA!! MISS EX-TREME!! SE-RE-NA!! MISS EX-TREME!! SE-RE-NA!! MISS EX-TREME!!

Flannery McCoy: Dueling chants as the group of men finally separate the women and have them in opposite corners. Serena shoves a few off her and reassures everyone she is fine and Ms. Extreme raises her hands to let the security know she’s ok as well. Both women are red in the face and partially it’s due to the punches but it’s also the animosity bubbling between them as the head referee rises off the mat.

Jake Mercer: That poor referee used to officiate Muay Thai fights in Taiwanese prisons and I must say this might be a lot harder for him to control!

Stew-O: As the security and other referees finally get things back under control, they all begin to leave as the main referee adjusts his now wrinkled shirt, stands in the center of the ring, and looks at both women. 

Referee: (off-mic) Are you two ready to actually wrestle?! :will:

(Ms. Extreme rubs her cheek and gives a slow nod from her corner.)

Referee: (off-mic) What about you, champ?

(Serena rubs her hands together, lowers her head, and motions for Ms. Extreme to bring it as the referee points outside the ring.)

(Ding! Ding!)

Flannery McCoy: And the bell finally rings as Serena and Ms. Extreme charge again and lock up right where the referee stood as he scampers away. Serena gets Ms. Extreme in a solid headlock but Camille slips away. Ms. Extreme has Serena in a hammerlock from the back but Bennett spins out of it. Bennett keeps a hold of Ms. Extreme’s wrist and begins to twist it around into a hammerlock of her own. Ms. Extreme reaches back and grabs the back of Serena’s head and flips her forward with a solid snapmare that forces Serena to release the hold.

Stew-O: Serena rolls out of the snapmare, gets up and turns as FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK BY MS. EXTREME HITS AND CATCHES SERENA RIGHT ON THE BUTTON! Ms. Extreme slides on the mat before getting back up as Serena hops up as well. Bennett watches Extreme charge but is prepared as Extreme throws a clothesline but misses as Bennett ducks. Ms. Extreme turns around and we see Serena leap and put her feet into Extreme’s waist, grab her fiery hair, and SEND HER FLYING WITH A MONKEY FLIP COUNTER!

Flannery McCoy: Extreme lands right on her lower spine as she rolls on the mat and gets up quickly while still favoring her back. Serena is back up too and she rushes Ms. Extreme and SMALL PACKAGE! COVER BY SERENA!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TT-NOOOOOOOOOO!

Jake Mercer: Kick out quickly by Ms. Extreme as both women get to their feet and KICK TO THE GUT BY JESUSmille TO SERENA! SERENA BENDS OVER AND MS EXTREME LEAPS OVER HER! SUNSET FLIP BY MS. EXTREME TURNS INTO A PIN ATTEMPT BY HER! COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE!!!

TWW-NOOOOOOOOOO!

Stew-O: KICK OUT BY THE CHAMPION! Serena rolls away as does Ms. Extreme as both women rise and Ms. Extreme throws another haymaker but nope! SERENA DUCKS! BENNETT ROLLS AROUND HER OPPONENT AND ROLLS HER UP! SCHOOLGIRL PIN BY SERENA ON MS. EXTREME! ANOTHER COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWW-NOOOOOO!

Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER KICK OUT AS MS EXTREME TOSSES SERENA AWAY AND BOTH WOMEN GET TO THEIR FEET ONCE AGAIN! Serena rushes Camille and CLOBBERS her with a vicious right hand jab but Ms. Extreme takes it and responds with a left hand hook of her own. Serena steps back and delivers another violent right hand punch but Ms Extreme wipes her jaw and responds with a thunderous chop to the chest of Serena. Bennett takes a step back and rushes in for another-KICK TO THE GUT BY MS. EXTREME! SHE GRABS SERENA! SUPLEX POSITION! SHE HOOKS A LEG! BRIDGING FISHERMAN SUPLEX BY MS EXTREME TO SERENA BENNETT AS MS. EXTREME ATTEMPTS ANOTHER PIN! COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOO-NOOOOOOOOO!

Jake Mercer: Kick out by Serena Bennett as Ms. Extreme rolls, turns, and grabs Serena by the hair! She drags the champion off the ground and has her in a suplex position once again. This time she pauses before quickly hitting a patented snap suplex and sending her opponent right back onto the mat. 

Stew-O: Both women have had one of the hottest feuds this year with a background filled with reasons to not get along. That contract signing they had for this very match resembled what transpired moments before this match even began when the referee was so overwhelmed that he needed to call in the reinforcements. Camille gets Serena back up as she wraps her arms around the champions body. Camille pops her hips and SENDS SERENA FLYING WITH THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Camille is a suplexing machine so far as she keeps our Universal Women’s Champion off her feet and on the canvas. 

Jake Mercer: SUPLEXmille is what she is referred to on the French indie scene. She once suplexed Flan Leroux Dupree 39 times in a row and gave paralyzed her all because she called Ms. Extreme’s hair “period red”. This is like Charizard vs Blastoise except the fire type is having its way with the water type.

Flannery McCoy: :nah: 

Jake Mercer: :drakelike:

Flannery McCoy: …Nerd.

Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Why must you treat me so bad?!

Stew-O: Speaking of being treated badly, Serena is being mistreated by the aggressive Ms. Extreme as Camille snatches Serena off the ground once again. Ms. Extreme hooks Serena up once again and has her in position. Ms. Extreme HOISTS THE CHAMP ABOVE HER HEAD AS SHE HOLDS HER UP IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION!

Flannery McCoy: THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE CHAMPION’S HEAD AS IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER SUPLEX BY CAMILLE IS COM-WAIT! SERENA WIGGLES OUT OF THE SUPLEX AND LANDS BEHIND MS. EXTREME! SERENA GRABS AHOLD OF THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD AND CLUTCHES A CHUNK OF HER HAIR! SERENA TAKES A FEW STEPS WITH MS. EXTREME IN HER CLUTCHES…RUNNING BULLDOG AS SERENA DRIVES THE RED QUEEN’S SKULL RIGHT INTO THE RING!

Jake Mercer: Serena with the counter as she avoids the big stalling suplex and manages to retaliate with some offense of her own.

Stew-O: Indeed, Serena is now in control as she sits Ms. Extreme up on the ground and puts her knee squarely into her opponent’s spin and proceeds to wrap both her hands under Ms. Extreme’s chin and pull with all her might. The chin lock is locked in and Camille wants no parts of it as she fights like a cagey vet to escape.

Flannery McCoy: Serena is a submission expert with the experience of hundreds upon hundreds of matches that showcase how savvy she can be when it comes to torturing opponents. Bennett is as smart and quick witted as any elitist ever and has Camille scouted very well. With their history together, the bad blood they share, and the importance of Serena remaining Undisputed Women’s Champion…I expect she will be doing any and everything she can to end this in her own favor!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme isn’t a slouch at all. One of the best technical performers ever, he all time great run as Pure Champion saw her exhibit the best pure wrestling in the world until that reign finally ended.

Jake Mercer: Ended by the show stopping Showster himself…MARK MICHAELS! Man, I can’t wait until he returns in 2021 and captures the return of the year award right before everyone’s eyes! No way EAW will overbook shit with him back around!

Flannery McCoy: Serena pulls harder and harder on Ms. Extreme’s chin as that submission hood remains! Camille is desperate to escape as she wildly swings her arms. Ms. Extreme is far from the ring ropes and the only way she is going to escape this expertly applied hold is by coming up with another strategy if it’s possible. Bennet has her-WAIT! Ms. Extreme takes both her hands, grabs the back of Serena’s hair, and yanks her down and BAM! HEADBUTT BY CAMILLE TO SERENA BENNETT! Ms. Extreme took Serena’s hair and pulled it with all her might and broke the submission and head butted her opponent with the back of her own skull!

Jake Mercer: Technical skill be damned! That’s the high risk aspect of her wrestling style on display. Willing to take a hit to give a hit and that’s what makes her so Extreme! 

Stew-O: Willingto get a concussion as long as Serena receives one herself. Camille escapes the chin lock and scurries to her feet. Serena rolls backwards as Camille rushes her as soon as she stands. KICK BY SERENA!

Flannery McCoy: NO!

Jake Mercer: CAUGHT BY MS. EXTREME! SERENA IS HOPPING ON ONE LEG AS MS. EXTREME SPINS HER AROUND AND-

Flannery McCoy: DRAGONWHIP BY SERENA BENNET TO-

Stew-O: NO! COUNTER BY CAMILLE AS SHE HAS SCOUTED SERENA! THE DRAGON WHIP KICK FAILS AS MS. EXTREME DUCKS AND SERENA TURNS WITH HER BACK NOW FACING CAMILLE! MS. EXTREME RUSHES AND GRABS HER FROM BEHIND…SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND SERENA AND LOCKS HER IN…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX BY MS. EXTREME!!!

Jake Mercer: …NO! SERENA FLIPS AND LANDS ON HER FEET AS SHE AVOIDS ANOTHER ONE OF MS. EXTREME’S SUPLEXES! CAMILLE RISES AS SERENA GETS TO HER FEET! CAMILLE CHARGES AND SERENA HOOKS HER OPPONENT’S ARM…SERENA WRAPS AROUND CAMILLE…CRUCIFIX PIN BY THE CHAMPION ONTO MS. EXTREME! COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Big kick out by the Ava sister! Serena rolls to her feet as Camille gets up and KICK BY SERENA! NO! CAUGHT AGAIN BY CAMILLE! WAIT! HIGH STEP KICK BY SERENA! FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER HIGH STEP KICK BY BENNETT! SERENA STAGGERS MS. EXTREME AND FOLLOWS UP BY CONNECTING WITH THE PREVIOUSLY BLOCKED DRAGON WHIP KICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF THE CHALLENGER!

Stew-O: Both these ladies have heat with one another but they both are familiar with each other’s skill set, move set, and abilities. Neither one should be surprised by what the other may initially attempt but that should make for interesting counters and reactions as they play a physical Chess match to see who will leave with that highly coveted Universal Women’s Championship title!

Flannery McCoy: If I were a competitor and I signed to Elite Answers Wrestling in this era, I’d be in for a rude awakening. Imagine having to contend with either of these ladies if not both! I don’t think I’d want to have to go through either Ms. Extreme or Serena Bennett in order to reach that pinnacle in women’s professional wrestling and in order for the next challenger that dares take that risk, after tonight, you will have to go through one of them!

Jake Mercer: Don’t just limit this to women! It’s a huge population of men who can’t hang with either of them! 

Stew-O: They both have the track records to back that claim up as Serena grabs the back of the dazed Ms. Extreme’s head and BAM! HEADBUTT BY SERENA RIGHT TO MS. EXTREME’S SKULL AS THE TARGETED OFFENSE FROM THE CHAMPION HAS PROVEN TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE SO FAR IN THIS BOUT!

Flannery McCoy: Bennett is a submission specialist but as of right now she has taken the fight to Camille as WAIT! SERENA GRABS THE WRIST OF THE CONFUSED AND HURTING MS. EXTREME! SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND HER OPPONENT’S ARM AND FLIPS HER OVER! ARMBAR! ARMBAR! ARMBAR BY SERENA BENNETT AS SHE LOCKS CAMILLE IN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Stew-O: Camille is flailing her free arm and kicking her legs as Bennett has her locked into the impressively applied arm bar! Serena has her legs across the neck and stomach of Camille making sure she can’t easily escape. Serena’s ability to wear down opponents is always in play and this seems to be no different! Bennett has that armbar in tight as the referee is keeping his eye on the free hand of Ms. Extreme.

Flannery McCoy: Camille tapping is not exactly how I expect or believe a match of this caliber can or should end. With that said…

Jake Mercer: IF SHE WAS EVER GOING TO TAP TO SOMEONE, NOT MANY BETTER THAN SERENA!!

Stew-O: CAMILLE REFUSES TO DO SUCH A THING AS SHE ROCKS BOTH HER AND SERENA BACK AND FORTH! SERENA HAS HER STILL IN THE HOLD AS MS. EXTREME IS SUPPRESSING HER SCREAMS AND FIGHTING THROUGH THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN! BENNET’S ENTIRE BODY ROCKS AS MS. EXTREME FORCED THEM BOTH INTO THE SAME MOTION UNTIL…MS. EXTREME SITS UP WITH SERENA STILL HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! BENNETT HAS THE ARMBAR STILL IN BUT WAIT…MS. EXTREME ROLLS HER OPPONENT ONTO ONE OF HER SHOULDERS! SERENA’s ARMBAR TURNS INTO A MS. EXTREME PIN AS SHE PUTS HER WEIGHT ONTO BENNETT AND PRESSES BOTH HER SHOULDERS INTO THE MAT WHILE STILL BEING LOCKED IN THAT ARMBAR! COVER!!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: SERENA ROLLS OFF ONE SHOULDER BUT KEEPS THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN AS CAMILLE IS ON BOTH FEET! CAMILLE PUSHES DOWN AGAIN AND HAS BOTH SERENA’S SHOULDERS DOWN! ANOTHER PIN ATTEMPT! COVER!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREE-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: WAIT! SERENA ROLLS OFF HER SHOULDER BUT CAMILLE GRABS HER WHILE STILL IN THE ARMBAR! CAMILLE PLANTS BOTH FEET AND MUSCLES SERENA OFF THE RING MAT AND ABOVE HER HEAD!

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Stew-O: POWERBOMB BY CAMILLE DRIVES SERENA RIGHT DOWN FULL FORCE AND FINALLY MAKES HER RELEASE THE ARM BAR HOLD AS CAMILLE COLLAPSES BACKWARDS AND IS NOW SEATED IN FRONT OF THE LAID OUT CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: SHE PULLED THAT OUT OF NOWHERE AND IT JUST MIGHT PAY OFF!

Flannery McCoy: Counters on top of counters, these two women will go to the edge of the earth to one up the other as Ms. Extreme crawls over and continues her assault by pulling Serena off the ground and standing up with her. Ms. Extreme is by no means a powerhouse but she used that 25 pound difference and looked like the new Terry Chambers with how she executed that beautiful powerbomb to reverse that armbar of Bennett’s.

Stew-O: Serena is locked in for another suplex position by Ms. Extreme but wait…Camille flips her hair back and decides against an actual suplex…WAIT…TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE BY MS. EXTREME CONNECTS AS SHE PLANTS SERENA BENNETT WITH THAT SWINGING NECKBREAKER FACE DOWN! 

Flannery McCoy: Big signature move right there from Camille as she rolls Serena over and goes for the cover!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREE-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Another pin attempt with another kick out as the champ isn’t ready to relinquish her title!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme and Serena both are very much for torturing the other but it’s clear that both these women are fine with beating the other be it a roll up or following a big move. They both want to beat the other by any means necessary.

Flannery McCoy: Any means available must be necessary as Ms. Extreme drags Serena to her feet once again. Ms. Extreme grabs the hurting Serena, Irish whips her, and sends her slamming right into that turnbuckle. This is where Camille thrives as she rushes the corner Serena is slumped in and BIG CORNER CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS TO THE CHAMP! BENNET IS SQUASHED IN THE CORNER BY THE BATTERING RAM THAT IS CAMILLE AS THE AVA SISTER TURNS AND BEGINS MOCKING SERENA’S SIGNATURE POSE!

Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) tAlK tO mE nIcE!!! Eww…

Stew-O: Ms Extreme turns around and ELBOW TO THE FACE BY SERENA! Discuss like elbow hits like a truck right to Camille’s chin!

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) Watch that mouth Cum-Mille!!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! SPEAR BY MS. EXTREME DRIVES SERENA BACK INTO THE COUNTER! SERENA SCREAMS AS MS. EXTREME SCOOPS THE CHAMP UP AND HANGS HER UPSIDE DOWN IN THE DREADFUL TREE OF WOE! SERENA IS TRYING TO PULL HERSELF UP BUT IS SETTLED IN FOLLOWING A FEW WELL PLACED STOMPS TO HER CHEST BY THE RED QUEEN!

Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme begins climbing the turnbuckle, standing on the top rope, staring down at Serena Bennett as she tries to pull herself up and escape the tree of woe. Ms. Extreme looks down at her and shakes her head as her red hair floats on the side of her head. MS. EXTREME LEAPS HIGH AND DRIVES HER KNEES RIGHT INTO BENNETT! METEORA! METEORA CONNECTS AS SHE SLAMS HER KNEES INTO SERENA AND BOTH CRASH INTO THE MAT!

Stew-O: Serena is flattened between the mat and Ms. Extreme’s knees as Camille rolls off her body and rolls until she is in the center of the ring. Camille rises and walks to the downed body of the champion and drags the body away from the corner and drops down, hooks the leg, and goes for another cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BIG CHAMP ENERGY FROM SERENA WON’T ALLOW HER TO QUIT!

Stew-O: Not like this says the Universal Women’s Champion as she survives a beautiful orchestrated Meteora maneuver by Camille. Ms. Extreme is raising her intensity as she drags the champion off the floor and clutches on the back of her opponent’s hair. That blue hair fully wrapped around the grip of Camille Ava as she has the leverage to harm Serena even more!

Jake Mercer: Serena is in a bad position as she grips that blue hair like SOSA Henderson and Cam Newton used to. Difference is…ain’t no bbc awaiting her this time. It’s pain and not the sexy kind!

Flannery McCoy: :dame: Ayo.

Jake Mercer: What? Just getting my Gavin Kirkland on!

Stew-O: Horny b gone we have a title match to talk about, Jake!

Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) All that shit talking…

Flannery McCoy: BAM! Vicious punch to Serena’s face by Ms. Extreme delivered on the button as she keeps her hand wrapped around the blue hair of the champion and continues to manhandle her!

Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) All that Ava sister disrespect…

Jake Mercer: BAM! ANOTHER CLOSED FIST TO THE FACE OF SERENA AS SHE COULDN’T BLOCK ANOTHER BLOW FROM MS. EXTREME! 

Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) You feel like a champion right now?!

Flannery McCoy: Camille cocks back to deliver another punch BUT NO! SERENA BREAKS FREE! SERENA STIFFS MS. EXTREME WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Camille takes a step back as Serena turns around with her back facing her challenger…TIP TOE! TIP TOE! TIP TOE CONNECTS! SERENA BENNETT UNLEASHED A MAGNIFICENT PELE KICK AND WACKE MS. EXTREME ON THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE AS THE RED HAIRED RED QUEEN GOES TUMBLING BACKWARDS INTO THE RING ROPES! 

Stew-O: WAIT! LAST SECOND! MS. EXTREME TURNS AND LEAPS INTO THE RING ROPES AND PLANTS HER FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! SERENA IS BACK ON HER FEET AND TURNS TO SEE MS. EXTREME BOUNCE OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, TURN IN MID AIR, AND FLY RIGHT INTO HER! SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG BY MS. EXTREME AS-

Jake Mercer: NO! SERENA PUSHES MS. EXTREME AWAY LAST SECOND MID AIR AVOIDS THE SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! CAMILLE LANDS FLAT ON HER ASS AS SHE BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AND MAY HAVE TOOK MORE DAMAGE TO THAT SPINE! 

Flannery McCoy: That broken spine nearly ended her career before and every time she lands awkwardly on to her back in any way I can’t help but cringe but Ms. Extreme seems fine as she responds to that timely Serena counter by getting up and charging her opponent head first!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme runs in for a clothesline but WAIT! SERENA SNATCHES HER ARM AND WRESTLES HER TO THE GROUND! CROSSFACE! SERENA PLANTS CAMILLE ONTO THE MAT AND IS GOING TO TRY TO LOCK HER INTO A CROSSFACE BUT MS. EXTREME WONT ALLOW HER TO FULLY APPLY THE DEVASTATING MANEUVER! CAMILLE IS USING ALL HER POWER TO KEEP SERENA FROM LOCKING HER HANDS AS SERENA IS RELENTLESS AND UNWAVERING!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! SHE LOCKS IT IN! CROSSFACE APPLIED BY BENNETT TO MS. EXTREME AS CAMILLE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN STUCK IN ONE OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION’S SUBMISSION HOLDS!

Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme has been put through the ringer by some of the best this business has had to offer but it’s only so many submission holds one person can escape.

Flannery McCoy: ESPECIALLY when the move is applied by someone as prolific and prepared as Serena Bennett!

Stew-O: Camille has found counters upon counters to some of Serena’s more familiar moves but once Serena finds a way to grapple and tangle anyone up it’s hard to keep freeing yourself without using the ropes. Ms. Extreme used a lot of effort when she was in that chin lock, she used so much energy to power out of that previous armbar, but Bennett can wear down any man or woman when it comes down to tactics like this. Each hood becoming more dangerous and strenuous to the ligaments and body parts she decides to focus on.

Flannery McCoy: Also, the way she is bending back on Camille’s neck in this crossface has to be doing a number on that historically mired spine of the challenger.

Stew-O: Serena pulls on that chin as Ms. Extreme begins dragging herself and the champion towards the ropes hoping and praying she can find a way to escape! Serena is screaming and demanding her opponent taps as Ms. Extreme is grunting and fighting hoping for freedom! Ms. Extreme has dragged herself and her opponent from the center of the ring closer snd closer to the side as she flails her arms trying with all her might to even tap that bottom rope!

Flannery McCoy: The referee is really staring at that arm! Ms. Extreme might not get away! Her arm is flailing! COULD WE SEE HER TAP?!

Jake Mercer: THIS IS WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE MADE FOLKS!!!!

Referee: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?!?

Stew-O: AND…SHE…HAS IT! MS. EXTREME GETS HER FINGERS ON THE ROPES! SHE USES HER INDEX AND MIDDLE FINGER TO TUG AND TAP AT THE BOTTOM ROPE UNTIL FINALLY SHE CAN GET HER WHOLE HAND AROUND IT! THIS CROWD POPS AS SERENA REFUSES TO RELEASE THE HOLD!

Referee: LET IT GO, SERENA!

Flannery McCoy: If Bennett does not respect the referee’s count this could end with her being disqualified!

Referee: ONE, TWO,

Jake Mercer: If it does…Serena is still the champ!!! 4D CHESS! BRILLIANT STRATEGY BY THE COMPTON CRIP!

Referee: THREE, FOUR, FI-

Stew-O: SHE LETS UP! SERENA RELEASES THE HOLD AS SHE ROLLS OFF MS. EXTREME BODY AND BEGINS TO SLIDE AWAY FROM HER FOE! 

Jake Mercer: Bennett likely wanted to make Camille tap out and fully humiliate and submit Ms. Extreme but that’s not going to happen seeing as the Ava sister was capable of breaking up the submission hood via the ropes!

Flannery McCoy: Yea, but maybe that’s a good sign for Serena. Camille has been counter and reversal heavy all night and with her needing the ropes to escape, maybe Serena’s plan to wear her opponent down is working perfectly.

Stew-O: Either way, this champ isn’t finished and neither is the challenger as Ms. Extreme begins pulling herself up with those ring ropes. She is midway to her feet as SERENA BENNET RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND WITH A HUGE DROPKICK THAT LANDS ON THE BACK OF CAMILLE AND SENDS HER FLYING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!

Referee: ONE, TWO,

Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme tumbles to the floor and is on one knee as Serena awaits for her to rise. Bennett is in the ring watching as Ms. Extreme stands close to the ring apron.

Referee: THREE, FOUR,

Jake Mercer: SERENA CHARGES FULL SPEED AS MS. EXTREME STANDS…BASEBALL SLIDE!

Stew-O: NO! MS. EXTREME DUCKS AS THE BASEBALL SLIDE ATTEMPT BY SERENA FAILS AND SHE GOES OVER HER OPPONENT’S HEAD! 

Flannery McCoy: Serena lands on her feet outside the ring as Ms. Extreme turns and rushes her…SPEAR RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AS SERENA’S BACK BENDS TO THE OBJECT!

Referee: ONE, TWO

Stew-O: The referee restarts his count as Ms. Extreme grabs Serena by the wrist, pulls her away from the barricade, and Irish whips her to the ring apron as LOOK! SERENA LEAPS ONTO THE RING APRON! SERENA DOES A BACK FLIP! ANOTHER TIP TOE PELE KICK CONNECTS AS SERENA USES THE RING APRON TO ELEVATE EVEN HIGHER BEFORE LANDING THAT BEAUTIFULLY TIMED KICK TO THE TOP OF MS EXTREME’S HEAD AS BOTH WOMEN LAY RING SIDE!

Referee: THREE, FOUR, FIVE,

Flannery McCoy: Serena is moving as she turns and grabs the red head’s hair. She pulls herself and Camille’s bodies off the floor and roll her opponent back into the ring via the bottom rope. Serena pulled that Tip Toe out of nowhere but is still favoring her own back as she begins climbing into the ring following Ms. Extreme. Bennett takes Camille by the wrist and drags her to her feet. Serena takes her opponent and Irish whips her to the ring ropes as-

Jake Mercer: WAIT! MS. EXTREME JUMPS AND LANDS ON THE TOP RING ROPE! SHE QUICKLY TURNS AND FLOATS! SPINNING IN THE AIR! SPRINGBOARD FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS AS SHE HITS SERENA BENNETT WITH FULL FORCE! WHAT A COUNTER BY CAMILLE!

Stew-O: What a counter indeed! Serena is out on the ground as Ms. Extreme dives onto her body and hooks both legs for the cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Big kick out by the champion as she re-fu-ses to lose her title this way!

Jake Mercer: Serena rolls away onto her stomach as she still is dazed and confused as to what has happened and-WAIT! WAIT!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME GRABS HER BY THE LEG, SHE PILES ONTO SERENA, IT CAN’T BE! AVA LOCK!

Stew-O: IT IS! THE MODIFIED STO! THE FRICTION, TENSION, AND NEVERENDING RIVALRY SERENA HAS WITH THE AVA CLAN IS AMPLIFIED AND ON FULL DISPLAY AS SERENA IS STRUGGLING INSIDE THIS MODIFIED STO! CAMILLE IS NOT KNOWN AS A SUBMISSION SPECIALIST TO THE DEGREE OF A SERENA BENNETT BUT HER TECHNICAL ABILITY AND SKILLS MAKE HER VERY DEADLY IN THAT RING! SHE IS TORQUING THAT NECK OF SERENA JUST AS SERENA DID HER IN THAT CROSSFACE AS SERENA MAY BE STUCK WITH NO WHERE TO GO!

Jake Mercer: Difference between the chin lock, armbar, and crossface Serena deployed and this amazing Ava Lock is all the leverage and decision making is on Camille given how she wants things to. Those other holds allowed the victim to wiggle, use their hands more, and their legs. With this modified STO, Serena has some arm freedom but it’s not the same dexterity that’s being used and it is much harder to escape!

Flannery McCoy: That might be some of the best analysis work you’ve ever said, Jake.

Jake Mercer: Ye, I might take Stewart Owens job one day! :ohlawd:

Stew-O: Suck my dick, pal. 

Jake Mercer: :will: I was just joking, St-

Stew-O: SERENA BEGINS ROLLING! BACK AND FORTH SHE ROCKS UNTIL…LOOK! SHE ROLLS HERSELF AND CAMILLE ONTO THEIR SIDES AS THE STO IS BEING REVERSE AND ALSO PROVES JAKE MERCER DOESN’T KNOW SHIT AND CAN NEVER HAVE MY JOB! 

Flannery McCoy: Bennett is doing it! SHE HAS BOTH HERSELF AND CAMILLE ON THEIR SIDES AS SHE SCOOTS AND DRAGS THEM BOTH AWAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING! CAMILLE IS PULLING AND PULLING AND…SERENA IS REACHING AND REACHING FOR THOSE ROPES AS…

Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME PULLS WITH ALL HER MIGHT…

Stew-O: AND SERENA LETS HER!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME IS ON HER BACK!

Stew-O: SERENA IS ON TOP OF HER STILL IN THE AVA LOCK!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!

Stew-O: COVER BY THE CHAMPION!!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME HAD TO LET GO OF THE AVA LOCK OR SHE WOULD HAVE LOST! SHE DOES SO AS BOTH HER AND SERENA ROLL ON THE GROUND BUT REFUSE TO STAY DOWN DESPITE ALL THE DAMAGE DONE TO ONE ANOTHER!

Stew-O: SERENA PUSHES OFF THE MAT…CAMILLE GETS TO A KNEE. BOTH WOMEN ARE ONE KNEE SCOOTING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER! BIG RIGHT HAND BY SERENA AS SHE CONNECTS WITH MS. EXTREME AND GETS TO HER FEET! A RESOUNDING PUNCH BY MS. EXTREME HITS THE STANDING SERENA AS CAMILLE GETS UP AS WELL! LEFT HAND BY SERENA AS A RESPONSE! LEFT HAND BY MS. EXTREME AS A RESPONSE! SLAP BY SERENA! MS. EXTREME RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A THUNDEROUS SLAP AS WELL! SLAP BY SERENA TO THE CHEST OF CAMILLE! STIFF CHOP BY MS. EXTREME TO BENNETT AS SHE DISHES BACK WHAT SHE JUST RECEIVED!

Flannery McCoy: SERENA STEPS BACK…SHE LEAPS! REEL IT IN! TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSORS CONNECTS AS-NOOOOOO!

Jake Mercer: THE ABILITY! THE GIFT! THE SKILL! MS. EXTREME FLIPS OUT OF THE REEL IT IN TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSORS AND LANDS ON HER OWN FEET! SERENA LANDS ON HANDS AND KNEES AND DOESN’T KNOW! MS. EXTREME WITH ANOTHER MAJOR COUNTER AS CAMILLE RUSHES BEHIND HER! DROPKICK BY MS. EXTREME! OH NO!

Stew-O: AND THEY COLLIDE! SERENA IS PUSHED BY MS. EXTREME RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE AS SHE SANDWICHES THE POOR REFEREE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!

Referee: :dead: :dead: :dead:

Jake Mercer: THE REF HAS BEEN BUMPED BUT MS. EXTREME DOESNT GIVE A FUCK!

Flannery McCoy: SHE SCOOPS SERENA UP AND ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SHE CLIMBS WITH HER! SERENA IS STUCK AS CAMILLE EXPLODES WITH HER OFF THE TOP ROPE! GLASS CEILING! GLASS CEILING! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER DONE AS AN HOMAGE TO HER SISTER CAMERON ELLA AVA CONNECTS AS BOTH WOMEN COLLAPSE IN THE RING! MS. EXTREME TAKES OUT SERENA WITH HER SISTERS MOVE AFTER ALSO TAKING OUT THE REFEREE INADVERTENTLY AS THIS UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH IS STILL IN THE AIR DESPITE EVERYONE BEING ON THE FLOOR!

Stew-O: Serena rolls to her stomach as she is barely moving after that. Camille landed squarely on her spine as she favors it as well. The referee is moving at a snail’s pace as Ms. Extreme manages to be the first one up of the three.

Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme sees the referee is done, she sees Serena might be out cold, and she glances at the Universal Women’s Championship ring side as the fans are going crazy! It’s Camille’s time! The Red Queen can end it all by waking that ref up and finishing off Serena with a pin possibly! 

Jake Mercer: Or…she can do as I expect and…

(Ms. Extreme begins walking towards the red and prepares to wake him up but stops as she looks at the downed Serena Bennett. She replays all the things Serena said and did and the fiery red head Red Queen diverts her own attention from the referee and begins climbing the turnbuckle near by.)

Stew-O: She’s going to try to murder Serena before she goes for the win! That title is important but making Serena pay might be even more important as Camille climbs the ropes! Serena rolls to her back as her eyes begin to flutter. Camille stands on the top turnbuckle as Ms. Extreme looks at her foe!

Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) :umad: You die!

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) :sasha: 

Flannery McCoy: BLIND FURY! THE DOUBLE FOOT DIVING FOOTSTOMP CONNECTS WS MS. EXTREME PUTS ALL HER WEIGHT ONTO THE RIBS OF SERENA BENNETT! SERENA IS CURLED UP IN A FERAL POSITION AS MS. EXTREME ROLLS OFF HER! MISS EXTREME IS BACK UP! RELENTLESSLY SHE SNATCHES THAT LEG OF SERENA AND HOISTS IT ONTO HER OWN SHOULDER AS SERENA IS HELPLESS!

Stew-O: REDRUM…Ms. Extreme is going for that stretch muffler as…WAIT! What the fuck is this? Someone hopping the barricade!!!!

Flannery McCoy: That’s wait it can’t be!!!

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Jake Mercer: ERIS LECAVA! FOR THE UNINITIATED, THE FORMER VIXEN’S CHAMPION, FORMER EAW MAINSTAY AND

Flannery McCoy: Current lunatic as she has inserted herself into this match as Camille finally has Serena up for the stretch muffler! WAIT! IN ERIS HAND! CRIP-A-COLA! SHE STANDS IN FRONT OF MS. EXTREME AS CAMILLE’S EYES WIDENED AND THE SHOCK EXPRESSION OVERTAKES HER!

Stew-O: Ms Extreme mouths the words “WTF” as Eris LeCava cocks back that soft drink and SMASHES IT RIGHT IN MS EXTREME’S FACE! SERENA DROPS TO THE GROUND, UNAWARE AT WHAT HAPPENED AS ERIS STEPS BACK, DROPS DOWN, AND HIDES RINGSIDE! THE GLASS SHATTERS AND PIECES SLICE AWAY AT MS EXTREME’S FACE AS BENNETT LIMPS ONTO HER FEET! SERENA IS UNAWARE ON HOW SHE ESCAPED BUT SHE IS FOCUSED ON RETALIATION AS SHE TURNS TO SEE THE BLINDED MS EXTREME STANDING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING TRYING TO PLUCK GLASS SHARDS AWAY FROM HER EYES AND FACE!

Flannery McCoy: MS EXTREME BEGINS GIVING UP REMOVING THE BROKEN GLASS FROM HER SCARRED FACE AND JUST STARTS SWINGING WILDLY HOPING TO LAND A BLOW ON ERIS FOR THE INTERFERENCE OR SERENA WHEREVER SHE MAY BE!

Jake Mercer: She MAY be sneaking up behind Ms. Extreme as Bennett rushes and spins her opponent around and BAM! CAPTAIN HOOK! BEAUTIFUL UPPERCUT PUSHES EVEN MORE GLASS INTO THE RED QUEEN’S FACE AS SERENA SEES THE DAMAGE DONE BY THAT BROKEN BOTTLE AND PAUSES BRIEFLY! 

Stew-O: Serena looks around, trying to understand what caused this as Camille is out on her feet from the pain of the glass bottle being bashed into her face further and blood begins raining from different parts of her face. Serena wanted to make her opponent suffer, she wanted to teach Ms. Extreme a lesson, and she wanted to crush the Ava clan once again but…I don’t think she wanted it this way!

Flannery McCoy: MS EXTREME TAKES A WILD SWING AND BAM! SHE SLAPS THE SPIT OUT OF SERENAS MOUTH AS SHE EVENTUALLY DROPS TO ONE KNEE AND HER HANDS SLIP TO HER SIDE! LAST DITCH EFFORT BY THE CHALLENGER AS THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COME TO! SERENA RUBS HER FACE AND TURNS TO SEE CAMILLE STILL BLINDED AND ON ONE FOOT AS SHE SHAKES HER HEAD AND TACKLES HER TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: WHERE IS FETTY WAP WHEN YA NEED HIM? SERENA LOCKS IN HER INFAMOUS TRAP QUEEN SUBMISSION! THE MOVE THAT HAS WON MILLIONS OF FIGHTS IS LOCKED IN AS THE REFEREE COMES TOO!

Stew-O: Eris is ringside peeking in as the referee crawls over to see Ms. Extreme a bloody mess and in responsive as Serena locks in that Anaconda Vice expertly! No escape! Nowhere to go! No fight left in the challengers spirit as the referee grabs her wrist and lifts it off the mat!

Referee: ONE!!

Stew-O: The referee does it again as her wrist falls dead like to the mat once again.

Referee: TWO!!!

Flannery McCoy: The referee takes her wrist and tosses it up as he watches it drop one last time.

Referee: THREE!! RING THE BELL!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Surfin” by Kid Cudi begins to blasts as the fans cheer for the slowly standing Serena Bennett. Ms. Extreme rolls to her side as the referee quickly raises the champs hand before dropping down to check on the fallen challenger. Serena is standing wanting to cheer but she stares at Camille still utterly confused at what happened until in slips Eris to raise her hand.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STILL EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…SERENA BENNETT!!!

Jake Mercer: ERIS LECAVA IS RAISING THE CHAMPION’S HAND AS SERENA HAS THE EXACT SAME LOOK IN HER EYES AS MS. EXTREME WHEN SHE SAW ERIS RETURN MOMENTS AGO!

Serena Bennett: (off-mic) Wait…you did this? I didn’t need your fucking help! Get the hell off me, bitch!

Stew-O: Serena snatches away her hand as Eris draws a heart in the air with her finger and mouths the word “LOVE” as she begins nodding!

Flannery McCoy: Wait…Serena received a bouquet of blue flowers and what seemed to be a love note on Dynasty this past week or so…COULD IT HAVE BEEN ERIS? ERIS LECAVA TELEGRAPHED THIS IN ADVANCE AND NOW HAS RETURNED TO EAW!

Jake Mercer: But what’s with her helping Serena!? Bennett was in trouble but she’s one of the best in the world! She would have rather lost a fair match than beat her biggest rival that way!

Stew-O: The referee motions for help for Ms. Extreme as a few medics come to assist her. Serena edits the ring and snatches her belt and begins walking up the ramp as Eris LeCava is in the ring confused but still happy for Serena. This is a puzzling situation all around and sadly may have spoiled what could have been a classic between Ms. Extreme and Serena!

Flannery McCoy: I know this will not put an end to their rivalry at all and Ms. Extreme still has to be hungry to become World Champion but this Eris LeCava return throws all ideas and plans many had right out the window. What is going on in EAW?

Jake Mercer: Shit feeling like 2015 in this bih bring back JD Damon while we’re at it. Aka the original Jake Smith! 

Stew-O: Can’t discount the efforts Ms. Extreme put forth or the ability of Serena Bennett as she retains her Universal Women’s Championship. The manner in which it came about may be disheartening but this is a show where nothing is predictable and anything can happen ESPECIALLY AT THE ROAD TO REDEMPTION!!!!

(The final shot is of Serena walking backwards up the ramp as a giddy Eris LeCava in her very tiny skirt begins celebrating and dancing like a psycho. Ms. Extreme is being escorted to her feet ringside as she still can barely see and is bloody as can be. The scene fades out with a shot over Serena’s shoulder that displays the hurt Ms. Extreme and the enthusiastic Eris in the ring before the show transitions away from it all.)

(Road to Redemption fades back in and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)

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(The fans erupt as the camera focuses in on the Cash in the Vault briefcase which is hanging high above the ring. After a moment, the shot switches to Voltage ring announcer, Bella Braxton.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCH FOR THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE!!!

(There’s another huge pop from the crowd.)

Bella Braxton: IN ORDER TO WIN THE MATCH YOU MUST CLIMB THE LADDER AND RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE!

(“Triumph” by Tenth Dimension begins to blast across the PA system and the excited crowd begin to boo as Drake King, dressed like Jesus in gorgeous flowing golden robes with a matching attire underneath, steps on stage.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!!! HAVING BEEN REBORN AND RISEN FROM THE DEAD SEA… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS… HE IS DRAKE THE REDEEMER!!!

Drake King: (off-mic) :blessed: BLESSED BE THOSE WHO WATCH ME PUNISH THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME! :blessed:

Crowd: FUCK YOU, DRAKE! 👏 👏 FUCK YOU, DRAKE! 👏👏 FUCK YOU, DRAKE! 👏👏

(Drake pauses and glares at the crowd, unable to process the awful things they are saying to him.)

James Peters: Well that is quite the reaction this crowd is having towards ‘The Last Messiah’. They don’t seem to like him at all.

Rich Russillo: Well, can you really blame them? Drake has been an absolute menace since he made his debut on Voltage. He’s constantly picked fights with fan favorites, cost Malcolm Jones and Darcy May Morgan a huge win back at Territorial Invasion, and has just been the subject of controversy week after week.

Persephone: But it’s all for the good of EAW amirite? :mjlol:

James Peters: Drake thinks it is and tonight he looks to add another prize to his already impressive resume. The Cash in the Vault briefcase gives the holder a guaranteed world championship shot whenever they want.

Rich Russillo: However, if Drake is to be believed, he doesn’t want the title shot for his own personal gain. Since returning, he has maintained his stance that he does not care about anything like that. He just wants to make EAW better, and that means moulding it to fit his vision. :mjlol:

Persephone: 🙄

(Drake steps up on the ring steps and blesses himself before he climbs into the ring.)

(After Drake gets himself set, his music fades out and is replaced by “Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea.)

Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM KENT, UNITED KINGDOM… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… SHE IS “THE LEADING LADY”… THE 2020 CASH IN THE VAULT HOLDER… DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!

(Darcy receives an incredible ovation as she steps on the stage, and cheers aren’t always the way fans greet her. Darcy is a strong, rather polarizing personality, and hasn’t always endeared herself to the fans. Tonight is different, and they are solidly behind her, and a small smile crosses Darcy’s face as she begins to make her way to the ring.)

Rich Russillo: This is arguably the biggest match of Darcy May Morgan’s career and I’m about to tell you why. Back at Pain for Pride, she reached the peak of her journey here in EAW. She outlasted so many other talented Elitists to capture that briefcase and get herself one step closer to her dream of becoming Universal Women’s Champion. The joy and pride on her face was something that was real, raw, and emotional, and if tonight doesn’t go in her favor, then all that hard work will be for nothing.

Persephone: Yeah, but I’m really not seeing why that would be such a bad thing. I mean, miserable people are fun to watch because you never really know when they’re going to self-destruct, and this could like literally push Darcy to the edge.

James Peters: Drake has certainly pushed Darcy, and this whole match tonight is so incredibly personal. Neither one of these Elitists held anything back this week as they promoted the match and verbally attacked one another. Something tells me that this match is going to be violent, bloody, and it could very well get downright gruesome.

Persephone: I mean, it should. Like Darcy literally spit in Drake’s face a couple of weeks ago or whatever, and we’re in the middle of a massive COVID outbreak, again.

(As if on cue, Rich starts to cough.)

Persephone: OH HELL NO!

James Peters: Bro…

Rich Russillo: :mjcry: I was just drinking my water and it went down the wrong pipe.

(Inside the ring, Darcy took in her surroundings. Her briefcase was hanging above the ring, and the fans inside the Superdome were on pins and needles waiting for this highly anticipated contest. The referee checked with both competitors, and both of them signaled that they were ready.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Drake stared at Darcy, almost as if he was daring her to make the first move. This was set to be the biggest match of her life, with her future hanging above them both right above that ring. There was no mistaking the look of pure evil in Drake’s eyes, and Darcy knew in that moment she would either defend that charred, wrecked briefcase or she would die trying.)

James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is underway and a hush has settled across this crowd. I can not stress to you how important this match is for Darcy May Morgan. All season long she has been searching for the same magic that led her to becoming one of the greatest Specialists Champions in history.

Rich Russillo: To add to that, she went through absolute Hell to win that guaranteed world championship shot back at Pain for Pride. Some of the greatest Elitists in our company competed in that match this past June, and have gone on to secure championships of their own.

Persephone: Could you imagine going through all of that only to fall short now? God. Darcy might kill herself if that happens.

James Peters: Pain for Pride wasn’t exactly kind to Drake King either. We see the toil it has taken on him and what he’s become as a result. He’s become a vengeful, evil exaggerated version of the man he used to be, and there’s no doubt in my mind that tonight he really does plan to punish Darcy.

(Darcy tore her eyes away from Drake for a brief moment and looked up at the briefcase hanging above the ring. A determined look crossed her face and she grit her teeth. She brought her eyes back down to Drake, and the arrogant smile that crossed his face as he casually leaned back against the ring ropes was enough of a taunt to send her into action.)

Rich Russillo: DARCY CHARGES TOWARDS DRAKE AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! ‘THE LEADING LADY’ IS THE ONE WHO IS GETTING US STARTED TONIGHT AND SHE RUNS THE ROPES! DRAKE IS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT DARCY WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES THAT CONNECTS WITH THAT BARBED WIRE LADDER! DRAKE IS HIT WITH THAT LADDER AND IT LANDS ON TOP OF HIM!

Persephone: DARCY IS ON THE TOP ROPE NOW… MOONSAULT KNEE DROP ONTO THE LADDER! 

James Peters: Darcy usually does a standing version of that move, but there’s no doubt that the stakes are high tonight. High risk, high reward, and she is looking to dish out the punishment to Drake early on, even if it means she has to sacrifice some of herself in the process.

Rich Russillo: Darcy has been waiting for this fight all week and she’s running off of excitement, adrenaline, and determination right now. I don’t think the barbed wire colliding with her knees had much of an effect at all.

Persephone: I hate agreeing with you because it’s gross, but you’re right. She is back to her feet and she’s slamming the ladder down on Drake’s back over and over! Darcy finally tosses the ladder to the side and she’s sliding back into the ring! Drake is a bit groggy as he stands up, and HERE COMES DARCY AGAIN!

James Peters: DARCY WITH A LEAP OF FAITH! SHE SPRINGBOARDS INTO THE AIR AND TAKES DRAKE BACK DOWN WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY! DARCY RAINING BLOW AFTER BLOW DOWN ON DRAKE NOW! DRAKE THROWS HER OFF BUT DARCY USES THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL TOWARDS THE RING! DARCY LIFTS THE SKIRT AND SHE’S PULLING OUT A PINK RAZOR WHIP!

Rich Russillo: :wow:! That’s always been Darcy’s weapon of choice! She used it last season in the Specialists Chamber and again in the No Way Out match she competed in to try and get herself into the Pain for Pride Main Event, and it looks like she is about to light Drake up with it!

Persephone: The Messiah is trying to pick himself up, but Darcy lashes him across the face with the whip! A line of blood appears across the cheek of Drake King, and look at Drake, guise! He doesn’t seem happy right now.

James Peters: And Darcy doesn’t care! She strikes Drake across the chest with the whip, and whips it across his face again! She flies at Drake, hitting him square in the jaw with a leaping forearm smash, takes him by the hair, and throws him into the barricades! Drake slams against the barricades and Darcy with a running, leaping knee strike! She connects with Drake’s jaw and plants him into the ground with a DDT!

Rich Russillo: Darcy reaches under the ring again and she pulls out one of those barbed wire ladders. She slides it into the ring and sets it up, ignoring the fact that every time she touches that ladder the barbs claw at her hands. Darcy is looking to climb to the top, but Drake is quickly back in the ring! He rips Darcy off the ladder and throws her back into the corner :yikes:! That had to cut open her hands.

(Darcy’s palms are indeed bloody and she wipes them on her ring shorts. Drake has a wild look in his eyes, clearly not prepared for Darcy to come out swinging. Darcy grips the ring ropes and pulls herself up, and she approaches Drake with a bit of caution. The two of them slowly circle one another, as the tension building inside the ring rises between the two.)

James Peters: DRAKE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SUPERKICK!

Persephone: DARCY DUCKS!

Rich Russillo: DRAKE WHIRLS AROUND AND HE DODGES A CLOTHESLINE FROM DARCY! DRAKE IS ABLE TO CATCH DARCY AROUND THE WAIST AND HE THROWS HER INTO THE LADDER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF DARCY’S HEAD JUST CONNECTED WITH THE LADDER RUNG AND SHE IS GRABBING FOR IT! DRAKE STRIKES! HE GRABS THE LADDER AND DRIVES THE LEG OF IT DOWN INTO DARCY’S FACE! :yikes:

James Peters: DRAKE DOES THAT SEVERAL MORE TIMES AND HE THROWS THE LADDER INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE JERKS DARCY UP BY THE HAIR AND HE WHIPS HER INTO THE LADDER! DRAKE TAKES OFF RUNNING AND NAILS DARCY WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND! HER FACE SLAMS INTO THE LADDER AND THAT CAUSES A SCREAM TO RIP FROM HER LIPS!

Persephone: NO MERCY FROM THE MESSIAH! :blessed: DRAKE HAS DARCY BY THE HAIR AND HE SLAMS HER FACE INTO THE LADDER! HE IS PRESSING HER AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE AND DARCY IS DOING HER BEST TO SHOVE HERSELF BACK! DRAKE HOLDS HER IN PLACE, FURTHER DIGGING THOSE BARBS INTO HER FLESH!!!! 😀 NEAT!

Rich Russillo: DARCY’S FACE IS STUCK TO THE LADDER AND DRAKE USES HER HAIR TO PULL HER OFF! :damn: I THINK SOME OF HER SKIN IS HANGING OFF!

James Peters: Even back in his noob days, Drake has shown us that he has one hell of a mean streak. I’ll never forget when he took the branding iron to Raven Roberts and melted her face off.

Persephone: :krabs: What? I need to go look that up! That explains why she is so fucking ugly.

Rich Russillo: Darcy is down on the mat and she is clutching at her 

face. Drake stomps on her a few times and he slides to the outside. Drake retrieves a steel chair from the time keeper and he throws it into the ring. Drake’s back in now, but Darcy has wisely rolled onto the apron. She grabs the ropes and pulls herself onto her knees and Drake throws the chair at her!

James Peters: DARCY MANAGES TO CATCH THE CHAIR BUT DRAKE WITH THE GUILLOTINE! THE SICK KICK TO THE CHAIR SENDS IT CRASHING INTO DARCY’S FACE AND SHE FLIES OFF THE APRON! DARCY IS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE! SHE IS NOT GETTING BACK UP! DRAKE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO RESET THE LADDER AND GO FOR THE BRIEFCASE!

(That’s not what Drake had in mind, however.)

Persephone: Drake is out of the ring and he is walking towards Darcy! She has not moved since taking the chair to the face via the Guillotine. Drake snatches her up by the ankle and he drags her over to the steel ring steps.

James Peters: Drake has vowed to hurt Darcy and make her suffer and it seems like he plans to make good on that promise. If there is one thing we have come to learn about Drake King in Season 14, it’s that he definitely goes above and beyond to follow through on his promises.

Rich Russillo: Drake scoops Darcy up and suplexes her onto the steps! She grips her lower back and drops to the ground. Drake wastes no time pulling the steps apart and he just jammed the edge of the step into Darcy’s kidney area! Drake does it again and again, and he lets them drop across Darcy’s back! She might be broken in half right now!

Persephone: Well.

James Peters: I guess we’re about to find out because Drake has pulled Darcy up. He nails her with a nasty looking right hand to the jaw and bounces her face off the apron. Darcy stumbles and falls down, clearly in another world right now. Drake has done a lot of damage to her in a short amount of time, and it doesn’t appear that he plans to let up. Drake with a double axe-handle to the back and he nails Darcy with a clubbing blow to the back to the head.

Rich Russillo: Drake has spied Darcy’s razor whip and he retrieves the weapon.

Persephone: Bless this bitch’s heart, she’s trying to get up, but Drake catches her across the back with the whip! Darcy’s screams sound like music and Drake whips her again!!!

James Peters: Drake wraps the razorwhip across Darcy’s throat and he is choking her! Darcy is struggling to breathe but every time she tries to grab the whip, it slices up her hands! They were already damaged trying to climb the ladder earlier, and this is not helping any. Drake hoists Darcy up in the air and he swings her into the plexiglass covering!

Rich Russillo: Drake hoists her up again, and this time he swings Darcy into the ringpost! Drake is just ragdolling our Cash in the Vault holder right now, and he finally lets her drop!

Persephone: It’s kind of gruesome that her own weapon seems embedded in her neck right now. I like it. :drakelike:

Rich Russillo: If you like it, I love it. :drakelike:

James Peters: Drake is back in the ring now and he quickly resets the ladder. Drake might not have his eyes set on championship gold, but he certainly wants to take that briefcase from Darcy.

(The Messiah looks up at the briefcase and cracks a smile as he begins his climb up the ladder. Back on the outside of the ring, Darcy is coughing and sputtering, trying to get some air back into her lungs. She’s clearly suffering at the moment and she carefully brings her battered hands up to the razor wire that is wrapped tightly around her throat. Darcy slowly turns around as she begins to carefully untangle herself, and her eyes open wide as she sees Drake making his way up the ladder.)

Rich Russillo: DARCY THROWS HERSELF INTO THE RING AND MAKES A GRAB FOR THE LADDER! SHE’S ABLE TO TIP IT RIGHT AS DRAKE’S HAND GOES FOR THE BRIEFCASE! DRAKE IS UNABLE TO KEEP HIS BALANCE AND HE FALLS OFF THE LADDER AND INTO THE ROPES!

James Peters: Drake falls out of the ropes and onto the ground, and look at the relief on Darcy’s face! She knows that Drake was just inches from doing exactly what he said he was going to do, and she somehow managed to get back into the ring in time to stop him.

Persephone: Good for her, I guess.

(With Drake temporarily subdued on the outside of the ring, Darcy takes her time and carefully unwraps the razorwhip from around her neck. She just had an extremely close call. Drake’s fingertips had brushed her briefcase, and Darcy was not okay with that. Thankfully, her protective instincts had come out right when they needed, and her dreams of one day becoming the Universal Women’s Champion were still alive.)

Rich Russillo: Drake is stirring on the outside, and Darcy crawls out of the ring. She immediately catches Drake with a kick to the head and sends him sprawling on the ground! Darcy rakes her nails down Drake’s back, snatches him up by the hair, and begins to drag him towards the ring steps.

Persephone: Drake tortured the fuck out of Darcy with those steps earlier in the match, and now I think she wants some payback!

James Peters: Darcy slams Drake’s head off the steel and she tosses him to the side. Darcy pulls part of the steps towards the ramp, and now she’s grabbing Drake :oh:

Rich Russillo: Darcy pulls Drake up to his feet and she hooks him, looking for a snap suplex! Drake manages to block, but Darcy pounds on his back with her fist a few times, and she tries again! This time she connects! Drake’s back bounces off the steel and Darcy quickly grabs the other piece of the steps! She sandwiches Drake’s head between them and races up the ramp! DARCY WITH A RUNNING START AND SHE DROPS DOWN INTO A BASEBALL SLIDE! SHE CONNECTS WITH THE STEPS AND SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST SQUASHED DRAKE’S HEAD!!! :damn:

Persephone: Okay, that was cool.

James Peters: Darcy kicks the steps one last time for good measure, adding insult to injury! Drake is clearly feeling the effects of that cause he is lying motionless! Right now may be Darcy’s time as she could ascend the ladder right now!

Rich Russillo: Seems like she echoes the same sentiments as Darcy has now slid in the ring and positioned the ladder under the briefcase! Drake is still motionless on the outside! Darcy is climbing and she’s gonna get the briefcase! Her fingertips are touching it!

James Peters: FROM BEHIND! DRAKE KING SMASHES DARCY IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! HOW IS DRAKE KING EVEN STILL STANDING RIGHT NOW?! AND AGAIN HE SMASHES HER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Drake grabs the dazed Darcy’s leg and pulls it out from under her! DARCY HITS FACE-FIRST ON THE LADDER RUNG! That didn’t look good, Drake had to have busted her open there!

(Darcy is indeed busted open after hitting that ladder, and she is clutching at her forehead where blood is pouring out.)

Persephone: It’s so gruesome. :blessed:

Rich Russillo: “The Messiah” Drake King is very proud of himself after that and he’s going to continue his attack by just stomping down on Darcy who can’t even defend herself at the moment! And Drake is now just pressing his boot down on the face of Darcy!

James Peter: Just look at the expression on Drake’s face! Nothing short of hatred for Darcy May Morgan, the same hatred that may have fueled him to get back up and stop Darcy from securing that briefcase! But uh oh, things are about to go from bad to worse for Darcy as the steel chair has been brought back into the equation!

Rich Russillo: This can’t be good! DRAKE NOW REPEATEDLY DRIVES THE BACK OF THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE MIDSECTION OF DARCY! AND THE STRETCHER PART OF THE CHAIR BEING USED TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF DARCY!

James Peters: Drake removes the chair off her neck, and Darcy is looking to seek refuge on the outside! Drake is not far behind, however, and he still has that steel chair in hand!

(Darcy begins using the ring post to slowly get back to her feet, while Drake primes to hit her again with the chair!)

Rich Russillo: DRAKE SWINGS FOR DARCY’S HEAD! …BUT SHE DUCKS UNDER IT AND DRAKE ENDS UP HITTING THE RING POST INSTEAD! The vibration causes Drake to drop that chair out of his hands! DARCY CAPITALIZES ON THIS MOMENT OF OPPORTUNITY AND USES THE RING APRON TO ASSIST HER WITH A TORNADO DDT! “The Messiah” just got spiked on his head!

James Peters: And now the tides have turned back in Darcy’s favor who retrieves the same chair Drake King was beating her down with! DARCY ATTEMPTS TO SWING THE CHAIR AT DRAKE’S HEAD THIS TIME- BUT DRAKE EVADES IT AT THE LAST SECOND! Drake is attempting to get away from an armed Darcy, WHO SWINGS AGAIN BUT THIS TIMES HITS THE COVER OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AFTER DRAKE EVADES AGAIN!

Persephone: How hard is it to hit someone with a chair. :wow:

Rich Russillo: Very. Especially when you’re dealing with someone as elusive as Drake King, who is now walking up the stage in his attempt to get away from Darcy, who is still in hot pursuit with that chair! DARCY CHARGES AT DRAKE AND TAKES A BIG SWING- BUT DRAKE AGAIN SIDESTEPS AND NAILS DARCY WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! Beautiful game plan by the “Last Messiah” who lured Darcy in!

James Peters: Drake wraps the arms around the waist of Darcy and something tells me she’s about to get a rough landing! DRAKE HOISTS HER UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX…BUT DARCY DRIVES HER ELBOW BACK INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING, FORCING HIM TO RELEASE HIS HOLD OF HER!

Rich Russillo: DARCY MAY MORGAN GRABS THE HAIR OF DRAKE KING AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE STEEL PART OF OUR ENTRANCE WAY! SKULL TO STEEL, AND YOU COULD SEE DRAKE’S HEAD WHIPLASH OFF THE IMPACT! Drake is in some serious pain, but Darcy grabs another barbwire ladder with her already bloodied hands. She clearly has more punishment in mind for King. Drake may not be aware of Morgan’s evil intentions, as he is leaned up against the barricade.

James Peters: DARCY DRIVES THE TOP OF THAT LADDER INTO THE MIDSECTION OF DRAKE KING AND SHE IS JUST PRESSING IT INTO THE MIDSECTION! Drake has nowhere to go as he’s trapped between that ladder and the barricade before Darcy eventually frees Drake King who stumbles his way over to the ring apron. Darcy sees another opportunity at torture, AND CHARGES IN AT DRAKE WITH THE LADDER BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND HE AVOIDS BEING CRUSHED BY DARCY FOR THE SECOND TIME!

Rich Russillo: But now Darcy is disarmed after that ladder head slammed into the ring apron! You can see her hands getting even more scratched up from that barbed wire! BUT EVER THE OPPORTUNIST, DRAKE WITH A BICYCLE KICK THAT SMASHES DARCY IN HER FACE! Darcy is down, meanwhile, Drake is the one who carries cruel intentions with that ladder now as he leans it up against the apron. Darcy is seeing stars after that knee, and Drake gets her between his legs for a powerbomb. And Powerbomb he will get, BECAUSE DRAKE SLAMS DARCY DOWN ON THAT LADDER!

Persephone: What a move by Drake!

James Peters: Darcy is rolling on the floor in agony after bouncing off that ladder! You can see some blood pouring out the back of Darcy May Morgan after getting sliced up by the barbed wire. And indeed, victory may be in sight for Drake King, but he opts to roll Darcy back into the ring alongside the ladder she was just Powerbombed on. I’m not sure if this is smart on behalf of Drake. But now we have two ladders in the ring. Drake is making use of the one just brought in by wedging the head of Darcy in between the legs of the ladder. If Drake goes through with what I think he’s going to, this could seriously be the end of Darcy’s career.

Rich Russillo: DRAKE TAKES A BIG LEAP IN THE AIR AND STOMPS DOWN ON THE SKULL OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!

Persephone: AW, DAMMIT! WHY’D SHE HAVE TO MOVE?!

James Peters: :mjwhat: To avoid serious injury at the hands of Drake King. Drake clearly isn’t happy by this turn of events, however, and he looks to quickly put an end to Darcy’s momentum! BUT DRAKE RUSHES INTO A DROP TOE HOLD FROM DARCY! AND- OH MY GOD! DRAKE KING GOES DOWN FACE-FIRST INTO THE BARBWIRE LADDER RUNG! And from the looks of things, Drake King has been busted open, after hitting his face on the rung. Reminiscent of the way he busted open Darcy a bit earlier into the match.

(Alongside the slash across his cheek, Drake now has blood pouring out from his forehead which collided with that barbwire rung. Drake is in some serious pain, but Darcy lies in the corner with the small smirk on her face, knowing she has dished out some serious punishment to Drake, and got a measure of revenge for earlier.)

Rich Russillo: Darcy has an opportune moment to climb that ladder and ascend, which she is going to take up right about now. The only thing Drake King may be able do is watch as that barbed wire is sticking to some of the skin on his forehead. Darcy is climbing up, and she may have this one in the bag. She has her hands on that briefcase!

James Peters: IT’S DRAKE! DRAKE MANAGED TO PEEL HIMSELF OFF THAT BARBED WIRE AND DRAKE HAS HIS HANDS ON THE SIDE OF THE LADDER! Darcy realizes she’s in serious trouble! DRAKE TIPS THE LADDER OVER AND DARCY’S THROAT GETS DRIVEN DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE! Drake King isn’t even able to capitalize on his actions after the toll this match has taken as he favors the skin missing from his forehead while being doubled over in the corner.

Persephone: Drake is able to fight through his injuries and he takes the recently tipped over ladder and bridges it in the corner on the middle rope.

Rich Russillo: Drake pummels Darcy with some strikes to the head and back area before bringing Darcy back to her feet. Drake forms a look of pure arrogance on his face, BEFORE WHIPPING DARCY INTO THAT BRIDGED LADDER!

James Peters: WHOA! Darcy has enough wherewithal to slow herself down before impact. DRAKE RUNS AT DARCY- BUT SHE SIDESTEPS DRAKE…who is able to stop himself before hitting that ladder as well! Drake turns around, BUT PURE STRENGTH ON DISPLAY BY DARCY WHO PICKS HIM UP AND SLAMS DRAKE DOWN WITH AN EMPHATIC SITOUT SPINEBUSTER ON THE CANVAS!

Rich Russillo: While Drake is looking to recover off that spinebuster, Darcy is peaking under the ring for a new weapon to introduce into this match. It seems like Darcy has settled on one though in the form of a kendo stick! Darcy slides in the ring, and the crowd brews with anticipation knowing what’s about to come next! DARCY SWINGS AND CRACKS DRAKE IN THE BACK WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT!

Persephone: AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN! DARCY KEEPS HITTING DRAKE KING WITH THAT KENDO STICK AND THE WELTS ARE FORMING ON HIS BACK!

James Peters: Drake is having no choice but to scurry to the outside! Darcy is swinging like a mad woman! BUT DARCY FOLLOWS DRAKE OUT THERE AND SWINGS AGAIN WITH THE KENDO STICK TO THE BACK OF DRAKE THAT CAUSES HIM TO GO DOWN TO ALL FOURS! Darcy raises that kendo stick to crack Drake in the back again..

Rich Russillo: BUT IT’S DRAKE WHO USES THE RAZOR WHIP DARCY BROUGHT OUT EARLIER TO HIS DISPOSAL AND DARCY GETS SLASHED WITH IT ACROSS THE TORSO AREA!

(Darcy drops the kendo stick out of her hands and falls to a heap, feeling the pain from that razor whip shot slashing her in the stomach, causing some blood to begin leaking out from her abdomen area. Drake King clearly has no remorse for Darcy or for his actions and staggers back to his feet with the whip still in hand, ready to inflict even more punishment upon Morgan.)

Drake King: YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF, DARCY!

Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING SLASHES DARCY WITH THAT WHIP AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME ON THE BACK! Drake decides to drop the razor whip and opts to swap it out with the kendo stick Darcy was just beating him with. Drake grabs both ends of the kendo stick and brings it across the throat of the already hunched over Darcy May Morgan! Darcy has nowhere to go while Drake just pulls back with the kendo stick and chokes the life out of her!

James Peter: Drake finally relieves the pressure of that kendo stick off the neck of Darcy! And tosses the stick aside to go after the chair used earlier! He’s really using every weapon in sight. Darcy is up to one knee and trying to get back to her feet after the beatdown Drake has given her. DRAKE SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR AND IT COLLIDES WITH THE SKULL OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!

Persephone: She’s gotta be dead, right?

Rich Russillo: If not, she’s on life support. But Drake tosses the kendo stick, steel chair, and Darcy May Morgan back into the ring. And Drake climbs on top of that ladder he bridged on the middle rope earlier. This thing can’t be 100% stable but I think stability that’s the last thing on Drake’s mind right now. He wants to put Darcy May Morgan out of commission for good.

James Peters: You can’t fault Drake’s thought process either because every time he’s tried to ascend that ladder, Darcy has been there to stop him. Drake needs to neutralize the threat of Darcy for good before he can get that briefcase. DRAKE NOW BUNGEES OFF THE LADDER FOR A BEAUTIFUL FROG SPLASH…NO! Unfortunately for Drake, Darcy gets the knees up! Drake can’t believe it as he’s gasping for air, while making it back to his feet.

Persephone: DARCY RUSHES DRAKE FOR THE FACE ACHE! BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS!!

Rich Russillo: DRAKE CAUGHT THE FOOT OF DARCY! HE SPINS HER AROUND, AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF DARCY! HE COULD BE BRINGING HER UP FOR A CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER! But before dropping Darcy down, he turns direction toward the ladder…this can’t end well for Darcy May Morgan. DRAKE SENDS HER DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE LADDER!

James Peters: YOU JUMPED THE GUN A BIT EARLY THERE BECAUSE DARCY AVOIDS CATASTROPHE BY ROLLING OUT ON THAT CHICKENWING AND SENDING DRAKE FACE-FIRST INTO THE BRIDGED LADDER WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER! Or so I thought it was face-first but Drake managed to cushion his impact and a bit by putting his forearm in front of his face! Still doesn’t let Drake off with a free pass as now there’s a giant gash on the forearm of King from being split open with that barbed wire.

Persphone: That’s a lot of blood!

Drake King: MOTHER-FREAKER!

Rich Russillo: Now is Darcy’s time to finally start mounting a comeback against Drake King who has been beating her down for quite some time in this match up! Speaking of Drake, Darcy needs to beware as he has separated himself from that barbed wire, but turns around where Darcy tosses a chair at the face of Drake King. Drake manages to catch the chair though, BUT DARCY DRIVES THE SOLE OF HER BOOT INTO DRAKE’S FACE WITH FACE ACHE!!!! THIS TIME THE BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS!! DRAKE KING IS OUT, DARCY MAY HAS TIME TO WIN THIS! But now she carries the task of getting that formerly ladder set up back into position. Darcy needs to hurry on this one!

James Peters: The ladder is finally set up under that briefcase, and Darcy May Morgan begins her ascension. But-

Persephone: Drake King is back and he is holding onto the foot of Darcy May Morgan from the floor. Even when he can barely stand, Drake refuses to let Darcy climb the ladder and win this match.

James Peters: Darcy is clearly infuriated and delivers stomp after stomp to the face of Drake King. Drake’s grip around the foot of Darcy is loosening, and she manages to ascend up the ladder! DRAKE ISNT GONNA ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AND RIPS DARCY AWAY FROM THE LADDER! DRAKE THEN BUCKLE BOMBS HER INTO THE CORNER!

Rich Russillo: Drake follows up with a SUPERKICK, AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK! DARCY IS DAZED AND DRAKE TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PUT HER DOWN WITH THE DAWN OF JUSTICE ON THE CHAIR! THE PEDIGREE CONNECTS! Darcy Morgan is motionless! The punishment she’s suffered throughout this match may have finally gotten to her! Drake realizes now is his moment, he may have finally neutralized the threat of Darcy May Morgan. Drake heads to the top of the ladder!

James Peters: Drake is at the top and he has officially begun unhooking the briefcase. We’re gonna have a new Cash in the Vault holder! HE’S DONE IT!!! DRAKE UNHOOKS THE BRIEFCASE!!!!

Rich Russillo: NOT YET!! DARCY MAY MORGAN ALMOST RUNNING ON ADRENALINE AND STORMING UP THAT LADDER! DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING! NEITHER CAN I!

James Peters: The shock of Drake King leaves him open for a strike right to the face from Darcy! But Drake fires back with a punch of his own! Then Darcy fires back, Drake fires back, Darcy again! Both jockeying for position on top of that ladder before it looks like Drake gets the upper hand! HE’S LAYING INTO DARCY WITH HIS PUNCHES! BUT DARCY HAS A LAST GASP AND SLAMS DRAKE DOWN FACE-FIRST ON TOP OF THE LADDER!

Rich Russillo: DARCY USES THE LADDER RUNG TO STEP UP AND SCORE A STIFF STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE ON DRAKE KING THAT SENDS NOT ONLY HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS BUT DARCY AS WELL WHO LOSES HER FOOTING AFTER CONNECTING WITH THAT MOVE! Now both competitors lie down on the mat, WILL THERE BE ANYTHING LEFT OF THESE TWO WHEN THE MATCH IS ACTUALLY OVER?!

(Rich’s question was a fair one, because so far, the two of them had given this match their all. It was evident that both Darcy and Drake had their own reasons for wanting to win this match. Drake had vowed to punish Darcy and make her pay for betraying him, and he had more than delivered. Darcy was beaten and bloody, but if there is one thing we all know about ‘The Leading Lady’ is that she is never truly broken. Darcy has found a way to survive so far and keep that briefcase from leaving with Drake.)

Persephone: Boo. They’re both sitting up. I was hoping they would both bleed out.

James Peters: Drake and Darcy have made it into a sitting position and both look worse for the wear. I really have no clue what else they can possibly throw at one another but it seems like we are about to find out. The wear and tear of this match is showing on their bodies, as well as on their faces.

Rich Russillo: Drake is the first competitor up, and he motions at Darcy to join him. Darcy looks exhausted, but she knows that she can’t let up, not even for a minute. ‘The Leading Lady’ is up, but she is hunched over, and here comes Drake. Darcy greets him with a right hand to the mid-section, and Drake fires back with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. Darcy’s knees buckle, but she remains standing and hits Drake in the stomach for a second time. Drake’s unbothered and he brings his knee up, driving the air right out of Darcy’s lungs! Drake shoves the ladder to the side, and he takes Darcy by the hand, whipping her into the ropes.

Persephone: Darcy comes flying back at Drake and ducks to avoid a lariat! Darcy jumps on the ropes and she gets Drake with a springboard back elbow! Drake staggers back and Darcy goes to the ropes! Darcy up top and she waits for Drake to turn around… DIVING HURRICANRANA! DRAKE IS DOWN! DARCY MOUNTS HIM AND BEGINS THROWING FOREARMS! THEY’RE DOING THEIR DAMAGE TO DRAKE! DARCY HAS REOPENED THOSE WOUNDS FROM EARLIER! FRESH BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE! I LOVE IT!

James Peters: DRAKE FINALLY THROWS DARCY OFF BUT SHE’S RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK! DARCY IS JUST THROWING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND DRAKE FINALLY GRABS HER BY THE ARMS! DARCY DESPERATELY TRIES TO FIGHT HER WAY FREE BUT DRAKE IS BIGGER AND STRONGER, AND HE MANAGES TO FORCE HER OVER ON HER BACK! DRAKE QUICKLY WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND DARCY’S THROAT AND HE IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HER!

Rich Russillo: DARCY IS ABLE TO GET HER HANDS UP AND SHE JAMS HER FINGERS IN DRAKE’S EYES! DRAKE IS FORCED TO LET HER GO AND DARCY ROLLS AWAY FROM HIM! DARCY IS UP FIRST AND HITS DRAKE IN THE TEMPLE WITH A SHOOT STYLE KICK! SHE GETS HIM ACROSS THE CHEST WITH ANOTHER! AND A THIRD CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE FACE! DARCY LEAPS OVER DRAKE, RUNS THE ROPES, AND SHE GETS DRAKE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A DROPKICK!

Persephone: Darcy looks fucking wild right now, and her eyes settle on the chair! DARCY HAS THE CHAIR AND SHE SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD! DARCY THROWS THE CHAIR DOWN AND ROLLS DRAKE ON TOP OF IT! THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IS RESTING ON THE CHAIR LIKE A PILLOW! DARCY TURNS, GETS THE LADDER, AND PULLS IT TOWARDS DRAKE! SHE LAYS THE LADDER ACROSS HIS FACE, AND I THINK SHE IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN!

Rich Russillo: :lupe: I think Darcy has set Drake up for ‘The Grand Finale.’

James Peters: Darcy doesn’t use her shooting star press very often, but this isn’t just an ordinary match. This is a match that will make her or break her, and her season.

Rich Russillo: DARCY GOES FOR IT! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Persephone: AND DRAKE JUST THREW THE LADDER! HE CAUGHT DARCY IN THE FACE WHILE SHE WAS IN THE AIR AND SHE’S CURLED INTO THE FETAL POSITION NOW! HER FACE IS BUSTED OPEN ONCE AGAIN! :blessed: 

James Peters: Jesus Christ. I don’t know how much more these two can take. I really don’t.

Rich Russillo: :lupe: Why is Drake leaving the ring?

Persephone: SO HE CAN BRING THAT INTO THE RING! OH MY GOD! YES!!!

(The socially distanced crowd can’t help but react in shock as Drake retrieves his old friend, the branding iron.)

James Peters: Oh no.

Persephone: MELT 👏 HER 👏 FACE 👏 OFF 👏

Rich Russillo: Drake has slithered back into the ring and right now, he doesn’t look like any Messiah I have ever seen depicted in pictures or whatever. Drake looks like the devil reincarnated and Darcy is about to pay the ultimate price for her sins.

James Peters: Darcy sees what Drake has in his hands and she is backing up towards the corner! Darcy is too proud to beg, but her eyes are telling a different story. She is practically pleading with Drake not to use that, but I don’t think Drake is going to listen. Drake slowly makes his way to the corner, and dodges a desperation kick from Darcy. He snatches her by the hair and drags her out of the corner on her knees.

(It’s a tense moment as Drake pulls Darcy to the center of the ring, and haunches down so the two can be at eye level. It’s quite a sight. Both are covered in blood, bruised and busted up, and there’s so much emotion on both of their faces. For the first real time in the match Darcy looks terrified. She’s not sure how much more she can give at this point. She is staring at Drake, her blue eyes full of anguish, and all Drake can do is sneer.)

Drake King: (off-mic) It never had to come to this, Darcy. I never wanted things to go this far. I tried to help you. I tried to give you everything you have ever wanted in this business. I thought you were deserving of it, but in the end, you proved yourself to be just like eve-

Persephone: DARCY WITH A LOW BLOW!

Rich Russillo: THE BRANDING IRON FALLS FROM DRAKE’S HANDS AND DARCY SCRAMBLES TO RETRIEVE IT! DARCY HAS THE BRANDING IRON AND SHE IS MAKING HER WAY BACK TO DRAKE! DRAKE IS ROLLING AROUND, IN OBVIOUS PAIN, AND DARCY LOOKS TO BRAND HIM!

James Peters: DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND THE BRANDING IRON SLAMS INTO THE MAT! DARCY CAN’T BELIEVE SHE MISSED, AND DRAKE IS ON THE APRON NOW! HE DROPS TO THE GROUND BUT DARCY DARTS BETWEEN THE ROPES!

BAM!!!!

Persephone: DRAKE WITH A TRASH CAN LID! HE JUST NAILED DARCY RIGHT IN THE HEAD! DARCY IS HANGING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE NOW AND DRAKE TAKES THE TRASH CAN AND SMASHED IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF HER HEAD! DRAKE THE REDEEMER BACK INSIDE THE RING NOW AND HE’S GOT THE BRANDING IRON!

(No one inside the Superdome will ever forget the sound of Darcy May Morgan’s blood curdling scream.)

Rich Russillo: My God… Drake King just branded this poor woman….

Persephone: (whispering) Awesome…

James Peters: Darcy is rolling around on the mat in agony, grabbing at her left shoulder. Drake drove that burning branding iron into the back of Darcy’s left shoulder blade, leaving his initials imprinted on her forever.

Rich Russillo: I really don’t know what else to say…

Persephone: I mean, he could have just melted her face off.

James Peters: That is not a silver lining…

(Drake tosses the branding iron down and heads towards the ladder. He grabs it and repositions it right under the Cash in the Vault briefcase.)

Rich Russillo: I really think this is it, guys. All the hard work, all the effort, and everything else Darcy has poured into this company and into making a name for herself is about to go up in flames. Drake King is about to become our brand new Cash in the Vault holder.

(There’s a sinking feeling inside the Superdome as the fans watch in horror as Drake the Redeemer begins to make his way up the ladder. He takes his time, soaking in the reaction of the crowd, and enjoying every single insult and boo they send his way.)

James Peters: I always try and take an unbiased perspective whenever we call these matches, but I am completely disgusted right now. Drake King is about to steal something that doesn’t belong to him and just rip the heart out of Darcy May Morgan.

Persephone: She didn’t have to put the briefcase on the line against him, and you know that. Stop being so fucking dramatic, Jim. Darcy asked for this. She deserves this. She should have cashed in already because Gawd knows the bitch had plenty of opportunities.

James Peters: You just don’t fucking get it do you?

Rich Russillo: ENOUGH! DRAKE IS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!

Persephone: :skip: GET THE FUCKING BRIEFCASE, DAMN!

(Drake reaches for the briefcase but stops, literally centimeters away from grabbing it. The crowd is shocked, but The Messiah cracks an arrogant grin. He positions himself on top of the ladder and raises his hands in the air.)

Drake King: :blessed:

(The crowd goes absolutely crazy, booing the fuck out of the man they will never ever accept as their Messiah.)

Drake King: :drakelike:

(Down on the mat, Darcy is stirring and she sees what’s going on. She’s in so much pain thanks to the match, the branding, and just mentally exhausted when you think of the rollercoaster ride she has been on since Pain for Pride. Drake looks down from the ladder and sees his adversary looking up at him and he places his hand on the briefcase.)

Drake King: (off-mic) Awwwww.

(Like a true douchebag, Drake gives the briefcase a little swing, just taunting Darcy with how close he is to it. A look of pure rage crosses Darcy’s face.)

Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) Just grab it. Just fucking take it, Drake.

(Much to Darcy’s utter disgust, Drake sits down on the top of the ladder.)

Drake King: (off-mic) Now that would be an easy solution, wouldn’t it? You could just turn around and cry about how big bad Drake King ruined your life. You claimed you would do absolutely anything to retain this briefcase. Get up here and prove it.

Persephone: :comeagain:

James Peters: Did he really just tell Darcy to get up the ladder and take the briefcase? :skip:

(Darcy is confused, much like the rest of the crowd. She doesn’t trust Drake at all, but what choice does she have? He could grab the briefcase at any moment and she would lose everything. In her mind, this is a no win situation. With trepidation in her eyes, Darcy forces herself to get up and with her mangled hands and battered body, she starts to climb up the ladder on the opposite side from Drake.)

Rich Russillo: I have no fucking clue what is even going on anymore. Drake King had this match won until he challenged Darcy to get up the ladder and prove how much she wanted to retain her briefcase. Darcy is almost level with Drake, but she seems hesitant to reach for the briefcase.

James Peters: Drake just gave the briefcase a little swing, and Darcy moved her head. A smirk crosses Drake’s face, and Darcy can help but glare at him. Drake grabs the briefcase again and he is going to unhook it but Darcy with a punch to the gut!

Persephone: DRAKE TAKES THE BRIEFCASE AND HE SLAMS IT INTO DARCY’S SKULL! DARCY SLIPS AND SHE SLIDES DOWN THE LADDER! THE BARBED WIRE IS DIGGING INTO HER FLESH AND SLICING HER UP ON THE WAY DOWN!

Rich Russillo: HER CHIN SLAMS INTO THE BOTTOM RUNG OF THE LADDER AND SHE’S JUST LAYING THERE! DRAKE CAREFULLY SWITCHES TO THE SIDE DARCY WAS ON AND HE IS REACHING FOR TH-

James Peters: JUDGEMENT DAY! JUDGEMENT DAY! DRAKE WITH THE CURBSTOMP OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!

Persephone: NO! DARCY MOVED! DRAKE MISSED COMPLETELY!

Rich Russillo: DRAKE’S KNEE BUCKLES BUT HE CATCHES HIMSELF IN THE ROPES! DARCY IS USING HER FOREARMS TO PUSH HERSELF UP THE LADDER! DRAKE LIMPS TOWARDS THE LADDER AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN AND HE NAILS HER IN THE BACK BUT DARCY USES HER FOOT TO KICK HIM AWAY! DRAKE DARTS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS ARE RACING TO THE TOP! DARCY GETS THERE FIRST AND SHE’S GOT HER HANDS ON HER BRIEFCASE! COME ON DARCY! UNHOOK IT!

James Peters: DRAKE WITH A FOREARM THAT CATCHES HER FLUSH ACROSS THE JAW! DARCY MANAGES TO CATCH HERSELF BEFORE SHE FALLS AND SHE FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! DRAKE RETALIATES! DARCY! DRAKE! DARCY! DRAKE! DARCY! DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAKE!

Persephone: DARCY WITH A HEADBUTT! DARCY CAUGHT HIM WITH A HEADBUTT! DRAKE IS STUNNED AND DARCY WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT! SHE NEARLY KNOCKS HERSELF OUT BUT SHE REGAINS HER MOMENTUM! DRAKE TAKES ONE MORE STEP UP AND HE GRABS FOR THE BRIEFCASE! DARCY PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH AND SHE IS REACHING DOWN INTO HER BOOT! WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

Rich Russillo: DRAKE’S NEARLY GOT THE CASE UNHOOKED! DARCY LOOK! DARCY!

James Peters: DARCY DIGS DEEP AND RAKES DRAKE ACROSS THE FACE! HE LETS GO OF THE CASE AND SHE GRABS HIS HAIR AND SLAMS HIS FACE DOWN ON TOP OF THE LADDER! SHE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! ALL OF DARCY’S EMOTION IS POURING OUT OF HER RIGHT NOW! DRAKE IS REELING!

Persephone: DRAKE WITH ONE LAST ATTEMPT AT GRABBING THE BRIEFCASE! HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP DESPITE THE BEATING DARCY JUST GAVE HIM! HE’S GOT IT! DRAKE HAS THE BRI-

Rich Russillo: ‘LEADING LEFT’! ‘LEADING LEFT’!

(It’s almost as if everything pauses for a moment. When Darcy went for her boot, she removed a pair of brass knux made out of gold. She slipped them on her hand and landed the blow right to Drake’s jaw as his hand clasped the hook and he was grabbing the case. Drake’s eyes locked on Darcy’s as his hands fell from her case, but more than anything it was the look on his face that sent a chill down Darcy’s spine as Drake fell from the ladder.)

James Peters: GET. THE. FUCKING. CASE.

Crowd: DARCY! DARCY! DARCY! DARCY!

(With tears in her eyes, Darcy grabbed her briefcase, yanking it down and hugging it to her chest.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE CASH IN THE VAULT HOLDER… DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!

(“Spotlight Savior” begins to blast across the PA system as Darcy sits on top of the ladder and buries her destroyed face against the briefcase. She fought for her livelihood tonight and she got her statement victory.)

James Peters: There is nothing but pure emotion coming from Darcy May Morgan right now. She gave this match everything she had and in the end, it was just enough. She managed to catch Drake off guard and knock him from the ladder and her dream of becoming the Universal Women’s Champion in 2021 are still alive.

Rich Russillo: Drake King did everything he said he was going to do and then some tonight. He promised to torture and punish and hurt Darcy, and no doubt the scars from this match will be ones Darcy wears for the rest of her life. Drake branded her, beat her, and berated her, but somehow she overcame everything and emerged from the match as the winner.

(Darcy finally wipes her eyes with the back of her hand and gingerly stands up. The crowd is standing for her, cheering for her, and letting her know how much the respect the effort she gave tonight. She holds the briefcase up, and the cheers get louder, and that’s the final camera shot as Road to Redemption fades to another area of the Superdome.)

(The cameras switch to backstage where we get a glimpse of the reigning Universal Women’s World Champion, Serena Bennett, simply moments after her match. A battered and exhausted Serena is seen walking through the empty hallways as thunderous echoes are heard coming from the arena. Serena stops and kicks a cardboard box as hard as she can out of frustration.)

*“B-b-baby??”*

(Serena’s expression freezes as she slowly turns around.)

*“H-h-honey, are you okay???!!!”* 

(In comes the former Vixen’s Champion and EAW alum… Eris LeCava. Eris is sporting a cropped black tank top, jeans, and knee-high black boots. *The type that Ryan Adams would like to have his balls smashed with.* Even though it has been years since EAW has seen ‘The Anti-Vixen’ she appears to be glowing and in good health. Eris walks closer to Serena, who takes a few steps back. Concern takes over Eris’ face as she leans in.)

Eris LeCava: You know I hate it when you’re sad, baby girl! Please don’t frown – I don’t want any wrinkles getting on that nice, luscious, sexy, chocolate brown skin.

(Eris reaches in for a kiss but Serena stops her immediately.)

Serena Bennett: Back the FUCK away from me. I have no idea who you even are?!

(Eris scoffs and looks around, laughing at her luvs silly comments.)

Eris: Baby, don’t be silly! I sent you those flowers and a card last week! Did you like them? Oh god, please tell me you did!! Oh, wait… You’re looking at me a little weird. Do you suffer from memory loss, too? 🙁 Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us!! My psychiatrist showed me this AWESOME technique when I was institutionalized that always helps whenever my head feels funny. 

(Eris begins to speak loudly and slowly.)

Eris LeCava: I AM E-R-I-S EEEHHHHREEEEZZZZZ. L-L-L Serena, baby, pay attention! (Eris begins to snap her fingers to gain Serena’s attention) L-L-E-C-A-V-A—-

Serena Bennett: Let me take that back real quick – I don’t give a fuck as to who you are. I don’t know what the fuck has gotten into that stupid little cac brain of yours but I am not one who will EVER need help in the ring. Also, you call me baby once again and I swear to God…

Eris LeCava: Pffft. No need to be defensive! I was just trying to help! God. Women. You were just like her back in 2015 when I first joined her side. It’s too bad she died in such a tragic way…

Serena Bennett: Who the hell are you talking about?!

Eris LeCava: Bitter exes – but it doesn’t matter! What matters is that now you and I can be together! I’ve been such a huge fan of you ever since you fought that old wench Kendra Shamez at the Palace. The moment I saw you give her a run for her money, I just knew that we were soul mates! I’ve been following your career ever since. I’m just mesmerized by your looks, your talent, your personality, and that nice fat ass. I even created an action figurine that looks just like you… I carry it everywhere. :flushed: I have it in the middle of my bed if you want to come back to my place and see it? It’s a little sticky which is why I left it home but you can clean it while you’re bathing in my tub?? I know that you’re scared but think of it this way – We can finally be the power couple that EAW needs! That blondie and the owner over there?? Trash! They are nothing compared to the beautiful LOVE that we have!

Serena Bennett: I have no idea where you’re getting this “love” from but newsflash – there is NONE of that here! I don’t love you and I will NEVER love you. Just looking at you makes me sick. I think you need to go back to your psychiatrist because obviously the medication they’re force-feeding down your throat is definitely not working. If you’re deciding to come back to EAW to revert your tarnished legacy then good fucking luck. Don’t you dare get near me ever again. I will break every single bone in that flabby old body without hesitation. Fuck off. Fuck all the way off and never speak to me ever again. Get that through your decaying brain. 

(Serena adjusts her Universal Women’s World Championship on her shoulder as she walks away from the scene. Eris is left alone and crushed as she quietly begins to whimper. The cameras then fade to black.) 

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(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the ring as above her head, hovering over the ring, is the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure which is once again focused on for the second time of the night as Stephie begins to speak)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest… IS A EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Crowd: DSKLNJNS:OJLDKLISLKDHBJIJALJKHBJSAJO:ILASJJO:ASILJAO:LJSBA

(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays up as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage, slower than usual. Because he’s pushing in front of him a shopping cart full of weapons as he doesn’t stop at the stage and proceeds to continue down the ramp, continuing to push the shopping cart as he does casually.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 250 pounds… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Xander Payne has done good for himself recently. Going back to House of Glass where he beat a certain participant in this match, he finally gets to do something that he’s always struggled to do before and is now getting that chance of a lifetime once more, and that’s winning a World Championship.

Flannery McCoy: And of course his weapon of choice, well it’s plural. He seems to be carrying a shopping cart full of weapons and if I could tell you what was inside of it then I would but whatever he has in there could completely change the tides of the match for him and into his favor, it’s going to be very interesting to see how he utilizes them tonight.

Jake Mercer: AH FUCK THE GROUND! IT’S SHAKING WHAT THE HELL?! ISSA EARTHQUAKE! Oh it’s Xander nevermind, sorry guys, continue sorry sorry…

(Xander lifts the shopping cart up the stairs of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as he looks at the pods to the left and right of him as the Ref points him towards the right way as he pushes the shopping cart into the pod as he stands next to him as the pod scloses following that as ‘It Follows’ fades out. After a few moments ‘44 Bulldog’ plays up as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He’s fixing something onto his feet as the camera pans down to show that he has barbed wire Timberlands on his feet as he looks down at them with a smirk on the stage before making his way down the ramp and to the ring)

Stephie Love: Next… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Here comes one-half of the winners of the Grand Prix! Chris Elite is walking in with motivation tonight as I think he’s looking to be the most decorated Elitist in the entirety of Dynasty currently if he wins this matchup! 

Flannery McCoy: I can definitely see that, two wins on the same night isn’t so far fetched but he’s come prepared. Those barbed wire Timberlands he has on his feet will seem to do him good use especially if he does his patented Box Office Smash.

Jake Mercer: I ain’t with the talk or the chit chat-

Stew-O: I’m not letting you sing that anymore if you’re gonna say the n-word like we’ve stopped you from doing one too many times.

Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Just let me live. But ye Chris Elite, if he wins the World Heavyweight Championship, imagine the photoshoots he would have with the title!

Stew-O: :mjlol:

Flannery McCoy: :mjlol:

(Elite makes his way up the stairs and enters into the structure as the Ref points him to his Chamber he looks down once more at the barbed wire Timberlands with a hyped look on his face yet it’s notable that he nurses the wounds from the Grand Prix finals as he makes his way into his pod as he prepares as it closes behind him as ‘44 Bulldog’ fades out. After a while ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot plays up as Lethal Conseqences makes his way out to the stage with intensity as he doesn’t bother stopping at the stage and instead makes his way to the Chamber as he ignores the negative reaction the crowd is given him. While in his hand he holds a loaded mic, which is a regular mic with spikes all over it which is sure to cause a hell of a lot of pain in this matchup)

Stephie Love: Next… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is walking into this match with the intention, like one too many times he’s had, to capture World Championship gold. You’ve gotta be tired of having this many opportunities and coming up short, in LC’s eyes this has to change tonight.

Flannery McCoy: Let’s talk about that mic he has in his hands. The spikes he has on them spell a red light for anyone that stands in LC’s way and I think if someone does? Well then he’s going to put it to good use for sure.

Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! ENTERING INTO THE IMPACT ZONE! BIG DADDY LC! OH MY GAWD IT’S TIME! WOO! THIS IS YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION EVERYONE! THE INEVITABLE! I’VE  BEEN CHEERING HIM ON SINCE THE BEGINNING AND I WON’T STOP BECAUSE HE’S GOING TO WIN! LETSFUCKINGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Shut up.

Jake Mercer: MAKE ME! LC IS THE BEST ELITIST OF ALL TIME! LET’S GO BIG LC!!!

(LC stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment before stepping up the stairs and entering into the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He looks at the two competitors already in their pods as the crowd continues to give him a negative reaction before he enters a pod and it’s closed behind him as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out from there. Before long ‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg plays up as Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage as smoke emancipates from where he stands. It surrounds him before he walks out of the smoke holding his signature Equalizer in hand, the thing different about it this time around is the fact that electric wire is wrapped around it as he looks at it keeping a cold face before making his way down the ramp)

Stephie Love: Next… residing in The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 218 pounds… THE GAWD… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And here comes the EAW Chairman! The last time we saw him is at this exact event in the Grand Prix finals as it was clear that it didn’t go his and his partner, Impact’s way as they came up short. You can tell very well by the look on his face that he’s looking for redemption.

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is walking into war as always and the weapon he has of choice, The Equalizer, has brought him a plethora of success along with multiple World Titles. Speaking of though, now that the question arises, may we be seeing Mr. DEDEDE capture his 9th EAW World Championship tonight?

Jake Mercer: Gawd can do anything he wants, he’s done that since the stone age baby! Have you seen all of his accomplishments on his roster page?! Of course he’s been tusseling with the dinosaurs and taking down those pterodactyles!

Stew-O: I think you mean since 1999.

Jake Mercer: 1999 BC. :drakelike:

(DEDEDE doesn’t waste anytime making his way up the steps as he enters into the Chamber as the Ref guides him to his pod as DEDEDE enters in and waits anxiously as he holds The Equalizer in both of his hands looking it up and down as finally, a smirk crosses his face as ‘Value’ fades out. ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice would play up as MITSUBACHI would make his way out to the stage as Komatsu Ogawa would follow him. Ogawa would turn to MITSU and bow to him before making his way backstage as MITSU looks with a determined look on his face as in his hands he holds a trash can as he makes his way down the ramp)

Stephie Love: Next… from Sōka, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… THE SILENT KILLER… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: As for MITSUBACHI this man is the complete underdog in this match. Although he’s done well for himself coming out on top at the go-home show, the ultimate test lies in the real thing tonight and he knows that.

Flannery McCoy: He has a very simplistic weapon in his hands, a trash can, very interesting compared to what the other people have in this match. MITSU has managed to do some extraordinary things and it’ll be great to see how he fares compared to the rest of the people in this matchup.

Jake Mercer: ALL THIS JAPANESE TRAINING! ALL THE HONING OF THE CRAFT! ALL BUILDING UP TO THIS! THE SPIRIT OF THE GREAT OGAWA FAMILY PUSHES HIM FORWARD TO BEING THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! LETS GOOOOOO!!!

(MITSU would make his way up the stairs of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as he took a deep breath before entering the ring, inferring the position he’s in heading into this match as he poses at the center of the ring before heading to his corner. Shadow boxing as he keeps the trashcan next to him as ‘Black Honey’ fades out. And finally, ‘Don Life’ by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne would play up as The Visual Prophet would make his way out to the stage extravagantly. With the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder he would be twirling a weapon in his hands a rungu throwing club as he looked towards it before tucking it between his arms as he raised the World Heavyweight Championship in the air before making his way down to the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure in front of him)

Stephie Love: And lastly… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: What a dominant World Title reign from The Visual Prophet. He’s beaten everyone that the Dynasty brand has thrown to him but what should be the ultimate test for him lies in this Chamber.

Flannery McCoy: Of course and we know very well whenever the odds are stacked against him he always manages to pull off some very shocking surprises from under his sleeve. It’ll be interesting to see how he takes this match, or most importantly, how he’s going to be using that African war club in his hands tonight!

Jake Mercer: :whew: Look at this man, been oozing charisma since the womb. Trust me! I have the ultrasound!

Stew-O: … How?

Jake Mercer: The Jake has his many ways. :wow:

(Viz stops at the bottom of the ramp as he looks up at the Extreme Elimination Chamber, taking his time before making his way up the stairs and into the structure as like the person that entered before him, he enters into the ring and makes his way to a corner as he hands the World Heavyweight Championship to the Ref as he raises it high in the air before ‘Don Life’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: HERE WE GO! OUR MAIN EVENT FOR DAY 2! EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

Flannery McCoy: Both The Visual Prophet and MITSUBACHI are exploding out of their corners in intensity as both of them are circling around one another as this match has officially begun! And MITSU already attempting to throw the trash can that he has in his hands towards Viz as Viz manages to move out of the way! Viz going back to trajectory now as he makes his way towards him, BUT MITSU STEPS FORWARD AND CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: Viz already getting back up to his feet but MITSU is pushing him towards the ropes now as he sends him into an Irish whip as Viz rebounds back towards him! BUT VIZ USES THE MOMENTUM TO STRIKE THE RUNGU THROWING CLUB INTO THE GUT OF MITSUBACHI SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!

Stew-O: MITSU trying to recover as he’s catching his breath at the moment, BUT VIZ LIFTS THE CLUB AND SLAMS IT ACROSS HIS BACK! MITSU grabbing his back as he falls onto his stomach as Viz lifts it up, AND ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH THE CLUB ONCE MORE! But it’s MITSU that rolls away to the outside of the ring. MITSU slowly using the chain-linked walls of the Chamber to pull himself up as he’s focusing his attention back on his opposition, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE LEAPS OFF ATTEMPTING AN AXE HANDLE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AS VIZ LANDS ON HIS FEET!

(MITSUBACHI circles around the ring as The Visual Prophet looks on from the outside with a smirk)

The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) What’s wrong? Vizzy doesn’t bite!

Jake Mercer: Viz entering back into the ring, BUT MITSU TAKES THE TRASH CAN AND THROWS IT AT HIS HEAD! Viz is stunned as you can see the club drop to the ground as he stumbles back into the ring, as MITSU with a knee strike towards his head sends him down to the mat! Viz grabbing his head as he brings himself up onto a knee, but before he can do anything else MITSU jumps up and connects with an enzuigiri towards the side of his head!

Stew-O: Viz managing to keep himself planted on a knee but MITSU isn’t stopping the offense as he throws him towards the corner! MITSU taking a run towards Viz, and going for a knee strike once more! But Viz manages to move out of the way as he throws MITSU back into the corner himself as he runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI!

Flannery McCoy: MITSU falling towards a seated position as Viz steps back, and looks to stomp onto his face! But MITSU barely grabbing the foot of Viz as he’s attempting to fight back! But Viz slaps the taste out of his mouth as he separates from the two of them! The World Heavyweight Champion very boastful of himself as MITSU is bringing himself back up onto his feet. MITSU stepping forward and attempting a shoot kick towards his chest! But Viz moves out of the way as MITSU stumbles forward, INTO VIZ AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER!

Jake Mercer: MITSU grabbing his back as Viz is bringing him back up to his feet, as MITSU attempts to strike with a forearm which sends Viz back to the ropes! MITSU making his way over to Viz, but Viz using the ropes to kick MITSU in the face which sends him back before anything else! Viz taking the time to pick up the rungu throwing club again as he turns his attention back to MITSU, AND SWINGS IT AT HIS HEAD!

Stew-O: But MITSU grabs ahold of it! Both of them struggling as they’re embroiled in a tug of war for the club, but Viz kicking MITSU in the gut as MITSU retreats back and falls to the ground! VIZ LOOKING TO SLAM IT DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL ONCE MORE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU WITH THE TRASH CAN AS HE PUTS IT OVER THE HEAD OF VIZ! Viz is stunned as he retreats away as he’s quickly trying to pry it off, BUT MITSU RUNS FORWARD AND KICKS THE TRASHCAN AS HE SENDS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU taking the trashcan off of him as he brings him back up to his feet and sends him towards the ropes, MITSU GOING FOR ANOTHER SPINNING WHEEL KICK!

Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AS HE POUNCES HIM OUT OF THE RING!

Stew-O: MITSU landing hard on the outside but he’s already attempting to get back up to his feet as Viz is following him and grabbing him by the head, AS HE SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER! MITSU grabbing onto the chain-linked walls as he drags himself away from the World Heavyweight Champion as Viz makes his way towards him once more and grabs him by his hair, BUT MITSU GRABBING HIM AS HE SLAMS HIM INTO A CHAMBER POD AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: MITSU returning the favor now as he’s grabbing him and throwing him back into the ring over the top rope as Viz is already beginning to bring himself up to a knee as MITSU enters back in. MITSU running to the ropes and back as Viz is still on a knee as MITSU jumps, AND GOES FOR A METEORA TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!

Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND PLANTS HIM DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO-

Stew-O: BUT MITSU KICKS OUT QUICKLY! Viz pushing him away as he’s back up to his feet and grabbing MITSU by the head and beginning to drag him towards the turnbuckles, but it’s MITSU with an elbow sent straight towards his gut forcing both of them to separate from one another. Viz moving backward but is already grabbing ahold of MITSU once more, BUT MITSU SETS HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP SENDING HIM BACK FIRST TO THE CANVAS!

Flannery McCoy: MITSU back up to his feet as he grabs Viz as well and brings him up along with him as he runs to the ropes and back, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE! But Viz moves out of the way as he spins around, AND ATTEMPTS A DISCUS LARIAT! But MITSU ducks under as he keeps himself behind him, AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BACKSTABBER!

Jake Mercer: MITSU is back on track and that’s where he needs to be if he wants to keep going in this matchup. He’s picking back up his weapon of choice as he places the trashcan onto Viz and I don’t like where he’s going with that. MITSU is climbing up to the top rope as Viz is still in pain trying to recover but I don’t think he’ll know what hit him, AS MITSU LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS TO CRUSH VIZ WITH THE TRASH CAN ON TOP OF HIM!

Stew-O: BUT IT’S VIZ THAT WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS HE GETS UP AS MITSU IS STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE AND THROWS THE TRASHCAN AT HIM! MITSU catching the trashcan as he’s barely able to keep his balance as Viz grabs him on the top rope, but MITSU with a kick to his face as he’s not going to go down so easily! MITSU dropping the trashcan as he leaps off of the top rope!

Flannery McCoy: AND TAKES DOWN A STANDING VIZ WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TOWARDS HIS CHEST! MITSU HOOKING THE LEG!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ KICKS OUT! MITSU is back up to his feet as he stabilizes himself as Viz is grabbing at his chest trying to catch a breath. MITSU is taking the rungu throwing club that Viz has managed to use well in this match as he seems he wants to use it for his own benefit as well as he’s waiting for Viz to get back up to his feet!

CRACK!

Stew-O: AS HE CRACKS THE CLUB AGAINST HIS SKULL AS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COLLAPSES BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! 

Flannery McCoy: And look at the blood just pouring down from the skull of The Visual Prophet, it’s clear that we’re going to be seeing a lot more of that in this match as MITSU is already bringing him back up to his feet.

Jake Mercer: Speaking of the countdown has begun!!! Oh boy I’m excited, AMPED! PUMPED!

Stew-O: Get to the point damn.

Jake Mercer: WHO WILL BE THE THIRD PERSON ENTERING THIS MATCH FROM THE CHAMBER PODS!

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4… 

(MITSUBACHI stands in the center of the ring as he seems braced for whatever is about to come his way as he has a fierce look of determination as he drops the ringu throwing club and braces the trashcan in his hands)

3… 

2…

Stew-O: VIZ FROM BEHIND AS HE’S BARELY ABLE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AS HE TAKES THE CLUB OFF THE GROUND AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF MITSU’S KNEECAP!

1…

BUZZ!!!

(The crowd would buzz in anticipation before as the lights, previously dimmed, would have a solo spotlight shined down on a singular pod in the Chamber)

???: :dave:

Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS THE 3RD MAN IN THE CHAMBER!

Jake Mercer: LC gripping onto his loaded mic in one hand as he’s making his way into the ring as Viz turns around, AND LC IS ALREADY LOOKING TO STAB THE SPIKES ON THE MIC STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIS HEAD!

Stew-O: But Viz manages to get up as he stumbles backwards barely dodging the attack as LC swings again, but it was a fake as Viz ducks under and LC trips his legs which sends him down to the canvas! LC not wasting any time running to the ropes and back as Viz is slowly beginning to pull himself up to a seated position as he’s dragging himself back up to his feet, but it’s LC that takes him down with a Lou Thesz press! 

Flannery McCoy: And LC is taking the loaded mic now, AS HE SLAMS IT TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! LC ISN’T DONE AS HE USES IT AGAIN TO BRUTALLY STAB VIZ’S FACE AND PUNCTURE HOLES THROUGH HIS SKIN WITH THE LOADED MIC AS THE BLOOD IS JUST BEGINNING TO POUR FROM VIZZY!

Jake Mercer: But it’s MITSUBACHI from behind taking advantage of LC who was focused on Viz as he grabs him, AND LIFTS HIM INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!

Stew-O: BUT LC ROLLS IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY! Both of them are back up as LC takes the mic back in his hands, BUT MITSU COLLIDES WITH HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING USING THE TRASHCAN AS A SHIELD AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SENT DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: LC dropping the mic as MITSU is taking advantage as he brings him up to his feet and grabs him as he sends him into an Irish whip! AS MITSU CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE WHICH SENDS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU isn’t done as he runs to the ropes and back as LC sits back up, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: MITSU holding his own right now as he’s back up to his feet as Viz is leaning against the corner as MITSU runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO HIS GUT! Viz grabbing his gut in pain as MITSU turns around and gets a running start as he turns around and runs towards Viz again! BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND TURNS HIM AROUND AS HE LAUNCHES HIM IN THE AIR WITH A QUICK BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO TAKE MITSUBACHI BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: Viz is back in the match as he’s already focusing his attention on LC and bringing him up, AS LC MANAGED TO DRAG HIMSELF BACK TO THE LOADED MIC AS HE TAKES A SWING!

Jake Mercer: But Viz manages to grab ahold of it! You can see the pain on his face as the spikes begin to stab through the palm of his hand as he’s trying to fight through it, but it’s LC with a kick to the gut as Viz is forced to let go as he stumbles backwards as LC takes a swing! BUT VIZ DUCKS UNDER! BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE KNEECAP OF LC SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

(Viz makes his way over to his weapon of choice as he takes the ringu throwing club and lifts it in the air momentarily as the crowd begins to cheer in pure bloodlust. He twirls it around before looking at both of his opponents, ready for them both to get back up to their feet)

Stew-O: LC IS UP FIRST AS HE TAKES HIS LOADED MIC AND SWINGS AT VIZ! But Viz ducking under as he takes his club and swings it at LC, BUT LC SIDE STEPS AS HE GRABS MITSU WHO’S GETTING UP AND THROWS HIM AT VIZ! AS MITSU ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LIFTS THE CLUB UP AS MITSU’S FOREARM MEETS THE CLUB INSTEAD OF VIZ’S FACE AS HE RETREATS BACK IN PAIN!

Flannery McCoy: LC running forward now as Viz is caught off guard as he grabs him by the head and throws him towards the ropes! But it’s Viz that grabs onto the top rope before he rebounds back towards LC as LC runs at him, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LIFTS HIM UP AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE DROPS HIM ON THE METAL FLOORING OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER IN THE PROCESS!

Jake Mercer: Viz leaving the ring now as he meets LC on the outside and grabs him by his head as he brings him up to his feet, BUT IT’S LC WITH AN ELBOW TOWARDS THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE THAT SENDS HIM BACKWARDS! LC stumbling backward as he’s backing himself against the wall of the cage as Viz runs forward, BUT LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ COLLIDES WITH THE CHAIN-LINKED STEEL WALLS OF THE CHAMBER!

Stew-O: LC isn’t done as he’s grabbing the head of Viz, AND LOOK AT HIM JUST GRINDING HIS FACE ALL OVER THE STEEL! STEEL AGAINST FLESH NOW THAT HAS TO HURT AS VIZ IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE! LC isn’t done now as he lets go of his grip and lifts his leg up, AS HE STOMPS DOWN STRAIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ADDING EVEN MORE PAIN TO THE ALREADY AGONIZING PAIN THAT HE’S FIGHTING THROUGH!

Flannery McCoy: LC grabbing Viz and throwing him back into the ring as LC is entering through, BUT MITSU GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE QUICKLY PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A HANGMAN’S DDT! MITSU isn’t wasting anytime making his presence known as he’s grabbing LC by the head as he begins to send a barrage of forearms to his face as LC is sent back into the corner as MITSU grabs the middle rope! As he begins to thrust his shoulder into the gut of LC! MITSU is trying to weaken the freshest person currently in the match as he grabs LC by the arm and sends him towards the opposite corner! MITSU turning around as he begins to run towards LC!

CRACK!

Jake Mercer: VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE STEPPING FORWARD IN MITSUBACHI’S WAY AS HE CRACKS THE RINGU THROWING CLUB AGAINST THE SKULL OF MITSU AS BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND! VIZ FALLING ONTO MITSU! PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHH-

Stew-O: BUT MITSU GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Viz trying to recover, but it’s LC that steps out of the corner and stomps down onto his body! LC catching Viz off guard as he brings him up to his feet, LC IS GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!

Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN GRAB ONTO VIZ HE CONNECTS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACKFIST TAKES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG, RETURNING THE FAVOR AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Stew-O: Viz showing why he exactly got that title in the first place as he’s fighting against the odds at the moment as he’s using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. MITSUBACHI is beginning to recover now as LC is following slowly as he does the same. MITSU making his way towards Viz!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LC FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF MITSU’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz given a moment to breathe as he’s leaning back against the corner as LC is grabbing that loaded microphone as those bloody spikes are pointing menacingly towards MITSUBACHI as he’s beginning to stir and get back up to his feet! AS LC LOOKS TO SLAM  THE MIC ONTO HIS SKULL! 

Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN AS HE GRABS THE MIC AND PUSHES LC DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE STABS THE SPIKES TOWARDS LC’S FACE AS HE PUSHES IT DOWN AS IT PIERCES THROUGH HIM! JUST ADDING INSULT TO INJURY FOR HIM AS BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO JUST GUSH OUT FROM HIS WOUNDS AS MITSU CONTINUES TO DIG THE SPIKES DEEPER INTO HIS FACE! 

Stew-O: But once again the countdown has begun! Who will be the fourth person to enter into this Extreme Elimination Chamber match?!

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4…

Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU ISN’T DONE AS HE QUICKLY GETS UP AND LIFTS HIS FOOT UP AS HE STOMPS DOWN ON THE LOADED MIC AS THE SPIKES ON IT JUST STAB DEEPER INSIDE THE FACIAL STRUCTURE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!

3…

2…

(Both MITSU and Viz look to one another as they both begin to recover standing in the ring but before they can do anything else the lights begin to dim)

1…

BUZZ!!!

(The spotlights begin to flicker on the Chamber pods around the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the crowd once again begins to buzz as the spotlight finally fully shines down on…)

(Xander Payne)

Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE IS IN AS HE EXITS HIS POD PUSHING THE SHOPPING CART WITH HIM! Both Viz and MITSU in the ring see the danger that Xander possesses with the plethora of weapons in his arsenal as who knows what could be in there! 

Stew-O: And their off as MITSU is quickly exiting the ring and running towards Xander, BUT XANDER PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART RIGHT TOWARDS HIM AS HE RUNS HIM OVER WITH EASE!

Flannery McCoy: Viz exiting from out of the ring as well as he catches Xander by surprise as he attacks him from behind! Xander stumbles forward as Viz turns him around and sends an elbow towards his face! But it’s Xander that grabs him by the head and rams a knee into his gut as it’s Viz that drops down to a knee in pain! Xander going back to his shopping cart and pulling it back as Viz gets up and attempts to grab him as Xander is scavenging through!

Jake Mercer: WHAT THE?! XANDER JUST CRACKED A STREET SIGN ACROSS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!

Stew-O: Viz collapsing to the ground but is quickly trying to recover, AS XANDER LIFTS UP THE STREET SIGN AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF VIZ ONCE MORE! Xander has it in his possession as that seems to be his selection of weapons from the plethora that he has in his shopping cart as he throws the street sign into the ring and enters in with it as well. LC is slowly beginning to recover and I don’t think he even knows who’s the person who came out of the pod as Xander is waiting for him! AS HE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH THE STREET SIGN!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LC GRABS THE STREET SIGN AND PUSHES IT AWAY AS HE JABS THE LOADED MIC STRAIGHT INTO XANDER’S ARM! Xander grabbing his arm in pain as he drops the street sign down to the ground as LC steps forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!

Jake Mercer: Xander falling to the ground as LC is beginning to scale the turnbuckles and climb up onto the top rope. He’s taking his time as he’s waiting for Xander to get up as he’s looking to fly! AS HE LEAPS OFF WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!

CRACK!

Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE! MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF LC BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO LEAP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A BLACK KENDO STICK! THAT WAS OUT OF XANDER’S SHOPPING CARD!

Flannery McCoy: LC barely able to keep himself balanced on the top rope as he’s in a very peculiar position, AS MITSU STEPS FORWARD AS HE SHOVES LC OFF THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS HARD ON THE RINGSIDE AREA!

Jake Mercer: MITSU leaning forward against the ropes for a moment but he’s focusing his attention on the action in the ring, BUT XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS THE JAW OF MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander keeping his ground as he stands at the center of the ring, BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX LAUNCHING XANDER PAYNE AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Viz keeping his attention on Xander as he’s grabbing him by the arm and sending him towards the ropes as Xander rebounds off, AS VIZ WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander sitting up as Viz stands back up as well, as he stomps down onto his face! But Xander manages to grab his foot as he shoves it away before it allows him to roll himself back up to his feet and recover as Viz runs forward! But Xander throws him to the ropes as Viz rebounds back!

Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS LIFTING HIM UP! LAST SEDATION!

Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICANRANA! HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THAT?!

Stew-O: The magic of Big Viz traverses time and space :wow:. Xander rolling up to a knee as Viz makes his way over and grabs him by the back of his head and pulls him upward, LOOK! MITSUBACHI is getting back up to his feet as he keeps the black kendo stick he pulled out of Xander’s shopping cart as his weapon, AS HE TAKES A BIG SWING TOWARDS XANDER AS VIZ HOLDS HIM UP WHICH MIGHT BE SOME ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK! BUT XANDER SIDESTEPPING AND PUSHING VIZZY INTO THE LINE OF FIRE AS MITSU CRACKS THE KENDO STICK ACROSS HIS HEAD!

Flannery McCoy: MITSU trying to recover as Xander runs forward, but MITSU side stepping as he throws him to the ropes! Wait! Lethal Consequences! He grabs Xander by the head before he rebounds off the ropes as he pulls him out to the outside of the ring! LC keeping the momentum as he grabs him and lifts him up, AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!

(The only two left standing are LC and MITSU as LC enters back into the ring, all before…)

5…

4…

Jake Mercer: MITSU SWINGING THE KENDO STICK! BUT LC DUCKS UNDER!

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2…

Stew-O: DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER TAKES MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND AS LC KEEPS HIMSELF PREPARED FOR WHAT’S COMING! He knows that either Mr. DEDEDE or Chris Elite are coming out of their pods and he’s keeping a sharp eye on who that is!

1…

BUZZ!!!

(Lethal Consequences leaves the ring and enters back in this time with the loaded mic gripped in his hand as the spotlight begins to shine down on each of the two pods that are left with a person in the match before it finally shines down on a singular pod)

(As Chris Elite looks at Lethal Consequences with a smirk on his face)

Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS IN THIS MATCH AS HE HAS THOSE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE RUNS OUT OF HIS POD! Elite not wasting any time as he grabs onto the ropes, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF AS HE ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR A FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK PUTTING HIS WEAPON TO GOOD USE AGAINST LC!

Jake Mercer: But LC moves out of the way just barely as he rolls to his left! Both of them are back up now, AS ELITE ATTEMPTS A KICK TO THE FACE OF LC! But LC ducking under as he’s grabbing onto the legs of Chris Elite and pulling him down to the ground as LC just begins to stomp down on them repeatedly! LC knows the threat on the freshly entered Chris Elite and with those barbed wire Timberlands he’s like a walking weapon!

Stew-O: But Elite kicking LC away as LC is forced to let go and back up as he runs to the ropes and back as Elite is getting back up to his feet! BUT IT’S ELITE THAT CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS CRACK AGAINST THE SIDE OF LC’S FACE AS HE’S JUST SCREAMING IN PAIN AS A RESULT!

Flannery McCoy: Elite prying the timberlands off of the head of LC as LC rolls away and retreats off as I think Elite is looking to pick apart another person in this matchup. AND HE’S ABOUT TO GET THAT AS XANDER FROM BEHIND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT WHICH SENDS ELITE DOWN! Elite trying to get up but Xander is quickly on the offense as he isn’t wasting anytime stomping down onto his body trying to make sure that he’s unable to get back up to his feet as Elite is trying to fend for himself as much as possible!

Jake Mercer: Xander is bringing him up to his feet, AS HE GOES FOR A SICKENING HEADBUTT! But Elite manages to step back, AS HE SWEEPS FOR THE LEGS WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS! But Xander jumps up over them, BUT IT TAKES HIM OFF GUARD AS ELITE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAPS TAKING HIM DOWN!

Stew-O: WAIT! AIR VIZZY! HE TAKES ELITE DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! Viz isn’t done as he’s lifting Elite up his feet and into the air as he can’t do anything about it as Viz has him hoisted in the air, AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A MILITARY PRESS!

Flannery McCoy: Elite grabbing his back as he quickly rolls away as Viz is chasing after him now, WAIT! MITSUBACHI FROM BEHIND AS HE PUTS THE TRASHCAN OVER VIZ’S HEAD! Viz is trying to pry it off as MITSU takes the black kendo stick that he has utilized to good effect and isn’t even his weapon! AS HE’S SLAMMING THE WEAPON AGAINST THE TRASHCAN OVER VIZ’S HEAD AS HE’S JUST BEATING DOWN ON HIM RIGHT NOW WITH BRUTAL KENDO STICK SHOTS!

(Meanwhile Xander Payne is seen rolling to the outside as he grabs onto the shopping card for stability. He begins to quickly look through everything inside of the shopping cart before his eyes light up as he looks with a malicious look on his face before turning back to the action inside the ring)

Jake Mercer: MITSU finally dropping the kendo stick as Viz is down and he’s prying the trash can off of him as he begins to focus on someone else. WAIT! XANDER FROM BEHIND! HE JUST THREW SOMETHING AROUND THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI! WHAT THE HELL?!

Stew-O: WHY DOES THAT MAN HAVE A LASSO?!

Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS CHOKING MITSU WITH THE LASSO AS HE’S PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM! Xander finally dragging him over as he jumps up, KNEE DROP TO HIS HEAD AS WHAT WAS ALREADY CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION IS SURELY KICKING IN EVEN MORE AFTER THAT! Xander grabbing the lasso and bringing MITSU up to his feet! HE’S GOING FOR OVERDOSE AS HE PULLS MITSU IN!

Jake Mercer: But MITSU ducking under as he grabs Xander, AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! MITSU freeing himself from the lasso as he’s pushing it away and getting himself back to his feet as he grabs Xander and brings him up, WAIT! HE’S STRANGLING XANDER WITH THE LASSO NOW! HE ISN’T EVEN USING IT AS ONE HE’S USING IT AS A ROPE!

Stew-O: MITSU STRANGLING THE LIFE OUT OF XANDER! BUT WAIT! LC! LOADED MIC SHOT TO THE BACK OF MITSU’S HEAD SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC sees the situation he’s in as Xander is quickly trying to pull the rope off and get some breathing room as LC is taking the lasso in his hand!

Flannery McCoy: NOW HE’S CHOKING XANDER OUT WITH IT! HE’S NOT DONE WHAT IS HE DOING?! HE’S RAKING THE SPIKES ON THE LOADED MIC OVER THE FACE OF XANDER! XANDER IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AS HIS SCREAMS OF AGONY ARE SAYING IT ALL! XANDER IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT BUT I THINK HE MIGHT JUST PASS OUT RIGHT HERE!

Jake Mercer: WAIT XANDER MANAGING TO GAIN SOME GROUND AS HE’S SLOWLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! STUNNER TO LC TAKES HIM DOWN AND FORCES THE HOLD THAT LC HAS ON HIM TO BREAK!

Stew-O: Meanwhile it seems Chris Elite got the breather he needed as he’s back up to his feet and focusing on the World Heavyweight Champion as he’s helping speed up the process as he’s bringing Viz back up to his feet, as Viz attempts to clock him in the jaw with a European Uppercut! Elite taken back, AS HE ATTEMPTS TO USE THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AGAIN!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! VIZ WITH THE RUNGU THROWING CLUB OUT OF NOWHERE CRACKING IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE AS BROUGHT IT OUT FROM BEHIND HIS BACK AS ELITE BROUGHT HIM BACK UP! 

Jake Mercer: Elite falling flat to the ground as now the blood is beginning to pour from his skull as he grabs his head in pain as Viz is bringing him up again as he sets him up! WHICH SLIPS ELITE INTO THE PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TAKES ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRR-

Stew-O: BUT ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Flannery McCoy: Viz looking in frustration clearly as he’s bringing Elite up and continuing the fight! Meanwhile it seems Xander and MITSUBACHi have themselves occupied, AS XANDER LIFTS MITSU UP AND DROPS HIM INTO A URANAGE BACKBREAKER! MITSU sitting up in pain as Xander runs to the ropes and back, as he stomps down on his face! MITSU flat on his back now as Xander jumps over him and once again rebounds off the ropes as he runs towards MITSUBACHI, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A SENTON!

Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU GETS THE KNEES UP!

Stew-O: Xander grabbing his back in pain now as he didn’t expect that out of him as MITSU is returning the favor and running to and back from the ropes, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK WHICH CRACKS ACROSS THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! Xander bouncing off the canvas as MITSU isn’t done as he grabs him and brings him up from a headlock position, AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX!

Flannery McCoy: Xander pulling the lasso off the ground now as I think we have a clue about what’s next for MITSUBACHI at this moment, BUT WAIT! LC HAS AHOLD OF IT AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND PULLS XANDER IN, AS HE TURNS HIM COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE UTILIZING XANDER’S OWN LASSO TO GREAT EXTENT AS XANDER IS BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: But coming away from that I think we have someone joining us! The 6th and last entrant into the Extreme Elimination Chamber, as we know exactly who that is…

5…

4…

(The three people that are up to their feet, The Visual Prophet, Chris Elite, and Lethal Consequences begin to turn their focus to the only Chamber pod that is housing a person inside of it as all three of them seem ready for whatever is coming their way)

3…

2…

(And from the inside Mr. DEDEDE watches the scene with a smirk on his face)

1…

BUZZ!!!

Jake Mercer: Gawd is here.

Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is here as he’s not wasting any time walking out of his chamber with ferocity in his eyes as in his hands he holds the Equalizer wrapped in electric wires as that could cause some major catastrophe in this matchup!

Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite taking the first shot as one-half of the Grand Prix winners quickly runs forward as he climbs up the turnbuckles, AND LEAPS UP AS HE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE STANDS AND FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!

Jake Mercer: BUT MR. DEDEDE SWINGS THE EQUALIZER!

Stew-O: BUT ELITE SAW IT COMING AS HE KEEPS HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE!

(The scene is tense as Chris Elite is standing on the top turnbuckle as he looks down at Mr. DEDEDE, who is gripping the Equalizer in his hand defensively as before he turns his attention to the other two that are watching the scene)

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE TURNING HIS ATTENTION OFF OF ELITE ALLOWED HIM TO LEAP OFF AND CONNECT WITH A TOP-ROPE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE dropping the Equalizer down to the ground as he grabs him by the head, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CHAMBER POD THAT HE JUST EXITED OUT OF! DEDEDE grabbing his back in pain as Elite runs forward as DEDEDE doesn’t know what’s about to hit him! I THINK HE’S LOOKING TO POUNCE HIM THROUGH THE CHAMBER POD! DRIVE-BY!

Stew-O: SPEAR!

Flannery McCoy: THAT ELITE MANAGES TO TURN INTO A DDT!

Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KEEPS HIMSELF UP! O’CONNOR ROLL! CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN ON CHRIS ELITE!

Stew-O: NOT TODAY AS ELITE TURNS IT INTO A SCHOOLBOY!

OOONNNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Meanwhile as that’s still going on Viz seems to have attacked LC from behind and taken him down to the ground! Meanwhile MITSU is holding his own against Xander as both of them are quickly trading shots with absolutely no remorse, the Extreme Elimination Chamber is truly underway right now!

Jake Mercer: Viz is bringing LC up as he throws him towards the ropes! LC keeping hold of the ropes as Viz runs forward attempting to toss him over! But LC pulls down the ropes as Viz goes over and falls to the outside! LC running towards Viz now, but Viz with a boot to the face of LC! LC stumbling back and is focusing his attention on Viz once more as he takes a swing! BUT LC CATCHES HIM WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN!

Stew-O: Xander has focused his attention back on the shopping cart full of weapons as he brings it over the ropes as it’s in the ring! MITSU stumbling up to his feet as he’s shaking his head as I don’t think he knows what’s happening right now, XANDER IS RUNNING TOWARDS MITSU AS HE LOOKS TO RUN HIM OVER WITH THE SHOPPING CART ONCE AGAIN!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU GRABS AHOLD OF IT! Both of them are in a tug of war as this might determine their fate! As MITSU gets a hold of it and forces Xander to retreat away in the process! Xander grabbing the ropes before he can fall down as he turns back to MITSU!

Jake Mercer: BUT MITSUBACHI PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART TOWARDS THE BOTH OF THEM AS THE SHOPPING CART TUMBLES OVER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!

(The contents of the shopping cart spill out to the canvas as both MITSU and Xander are groaning in pain as MITSU is beginning to pull himself up as he looks over at the wreckage)

Stew-O: 2×4 with nails… trash can with a plant… a black bag… handcuffs… and a loose roll of barbed wire… that man really is insane.

Xander Payne: NO! MXY THGINGS!

MITSUBACHI: :comeagain:

Stew-O: Meanwhile the brawl between Chris Elite and Mr. DEDEDE continues! DEDEDE has Elite backed against the Chamber walls as he’s sending stomps down onto his gut trying to weaken him as much as possible before grabbing him and sending him over the ropes now! DEDEDE entering back into the ring as he’s waiting for Elite to get back up, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG! 

Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE KEEPS HIM IN THE AIR AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND REVERSING THE BULLDOG! DEDEDE staggering up as he’s doubled over, Elite making his way over as I think he sees an opportunity!

Jake Mercer: DREAMING! AXE KICK WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN! ELITE WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHH-

Stew-O: DEDEDE POWERS OUT! 

Flannery McCoy: Elite is frustrated as he’s using the ropes to get himself back up to his feet as he’s positioning himself waiting for DEDEDE to get up as I think he’s going to go for something big to capitalize off of the Dreaming Axe Kick!

Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM DOWN! Viz bringing him up as he throws him to the ropes and back, AS ELITE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! But Viz moves out of the way as he turns Elite around and grabs him, AS HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Elite lands on his feet as he waits for Viz to turn around!

Stew-O: BUT VIZ WAS READY FOR IT! IKE TURNER SPECIAL AS VIZ SPIN AROUND AND TAKES ELITE DOWN WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST!

Flannery McCoy: Viz isn’t done as he’s beginning to climb up to the top rope as Elite is down! He knows what he has to do and he is in it to eliminate Chris Elite from this matchup as he stands! 

Jake Mercer: BOW TO THE HEART! DIVING ELBOW DROP!

Stew-O: NOT TODAY! ELITE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS BOTH OF THEM GET UP TO THEIR FEET! OPEN YA MATA! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! But Viz moves out of the way as he grabs him! BACK SUPLEX! BUT ELITE WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO EXECUTE IT SEPERATING THEM AS VIZ TURNS AROUND!

Flannery McCoy: SECOND ATTEMPT AT OPEN YA MATA CONNECTS!

(Viz is down on the ground as Elite looks around at what’s around him before taking the loose roll of barbed wire and beginning to wrap it around the Timberlands, primarily the soles of them as he looks at Viz as he’s slowly beginning to recover as he tears the roll off till he feels satisfied before)

Jake Mercer: HE’S GOING FOR BOX OFFICE SMASH WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS! 

Stew-O: BUT VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT AS HE SLIDES DOWN AND GRABS THE RINGU THROWING CLUB AS HE TAKES A SWING! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER THAT! BOX OFFICE SMASH ATTEMPT FOR THE SECOND TIME!

Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! IT CONNECTS ACROSS THE JAW OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!

Jake Mercer: NO WAY! Elite prying the Timberlands off the bloodied face of Viz as he rolls around in pure pain as this can’t be the end! Elite is climbing up to the top rope now as he stands! AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! 

Stew-O: CONNECTS! 630 SENTON ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET! ELITE SCRAMBLING BACKWARD AND HOOKING THE LEG!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRR-

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Flannery McCoy: WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Stephie Love: THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

(Chris Elite sits up and has the biggest smirk on his face as anyone else who wasn’t doing anything turned to look at him)

Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champ might be out but this match continues as Elite knows that, AND JUMPS BACK INTO THE FRAY! 

Flannery McCoy: But LC is already on the hunt as he grabs the arm of Elite and sends him into the corner! Elite backed up against the corner as LC comes in, as he sends a stomp to his gut! LC continuing to send multiple stomps to weaken Elite even more!

Jake Mercer: BUT ELITE STOPS HIM WITH A DICKEATERY STOPPER! Uppercut across the jaw of Lethal Consequences connects as Elite grabs ahold of this arm as he switches places with him as now it’s LC in the corner as Elite is on the offense!

Stew-O: Meanwhile Xander is focusing his attention on DEDEDE as he’s bringing him up, BUT DEDEDE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! DEDEDE keeping ahold of his arm as he’s beginning to just tear into him as he’s sending multiple punches down on the side of his face! 

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER ROLLS IT INTO A INSIDE CRADLE! THE REF SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!

OOONNNEEE!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT! It allows Xander to push away and recover quickly as both of them are up at the same time, as he kicks DEDEDE in the gut! DEDEDE forced to double over as Xander grabs him and pulls him in as he lifts him up! AND GOES FOR A TWISTING BRAINBUSTER!

Stew-O: But DEDEDE sending a knee strike down forcing Xander to bring him down as Xander is sent backward and towards the ropes as DEDEDE runs towards him!

Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE?! XANDER JUST TOOK THE HANDCUFFS OFF THE GROUND AND SLAPPED THEM ONTO DEDEDE’S WRIST! Xander dragging him now to the ropes as DEDEDE sees this, BUT XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD! XANDER IS HANDCUFFING DEDEDE TO THE ROPES!

(Xander locks the other end onto the bottom rope as DEDEDE is forced downward as he can only look up at Xander with livid eyes as Xander looks with a smirk before waving at him as he tosses away the key and continues to go elsewhere)

Jake Mercer: No way he just did that! Xander focusing on someone else now!

CRACK!

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI SLAMMING THE 2X4 NAIL BOARD OVER THE HEAD OF XANDER PAYNE! 

Flannery McCoy: MITSU just prying it off of the head of Xander Payne and just look at the blood that’s pouring down from the back of his head down to his neck! Xander still keeping himself upward as he’s finding it a struggle to do so as MITSU winds up again, AND HE TAKES ANOTHER SWING!

Jake Mercer: But Xander ducking under as MITSU doesn’t know what’s happening as he turns him around and sets him up quickly! AFTER HOURS! XANDER PULLING THE WRIST AND TAKING MITSU DOWN WITH THE SAITO SUPLEX WITH THE LAST ENERGY HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREE-

Stew-O: BUT IT’S MITSU THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Xander is back up to his feet as he’s not pleased but is realizing that it’s one person out of the equation as he begins to focus on someone else! He’s making his way over to Lethal Consequences who is currently having his attention turned on Chris Elite as what is Xander doing?!

CRACK!

Flannery McCoy: XANDER WITH THE BLACK KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! But LC ducks under as he realized it just in the nick of time and managed to avoid! LC managing to evade as he grabs Xander by the back of the head, AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING! 

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ENOUGH FOR CHRIS ELITE TO ROLL UP LC INTO A SCHOOLBOY OUT OF NOWHERE!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-

Stew-O: BUT LC KICKING OUT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! Both of them are back up now as we saw something similar before, AS ELITE IS ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTING A KICK TO THE SKULL OF LC USING THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS HE TOOK HIM OFF GUARD JUST FOR THE MOMENT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!

Flannery McCoy: But not before LC ducks under! Elite spun around in a 180 as LC grabs him! But Elite with a quick back elbow to his face sending him backward! LC not giving up though as he makes his way over to Elite, BUT NOT BEFORE ELITE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CUTTER!

(Meanwhile behind Elite, Xander has managed to enter back into the ring as he takes the roll of barbed wire from his shopping cart and takes out a large strand before getting back up and focusing back on Elite while he’s distracted…)

Jake Mercer: AS XANDER BEGINS TO WRAP THE BARBED WIRE STRAND AROUND CHRIS ELITE! HE’S GOING TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH IT!

Stew-O: But Elite with an elbow to his gut as Xander is forced to let go as if that happened he would’ve been in big trouble! Elite grabbing the barbed wire strand as now he has it in his possession as he looks to Xander as he turns his attention back to him as well…

Flannery McCoy: AS HE’S RAKING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE EYES OF XANDER!

Jake Mercer: XANDER FALLING TO THE GROUND AS HE’S STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE AS ELITE HAS HIS FOOT PRESSED AGAINST HIS GUT AS THE BARBED WIRE BEGINS TO DIG INTO HIS SKIN AS WELL FROM THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS XANDER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?!

Stew-O: NOT NOW LOOK AT THIS! RANSOM! KOJI CLUTCH! XANDER’S FACE IS JUST PRESSED AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS THEY’RE CLAWING INTO EVERY FIBER POSSIBLE! WILL HE TAP?! 

Flannery McCoy: I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE DOES HE?! BUT WE KNOW XANDER VERY WELL AND THAT’S THE FACT NO MATTER HOW SLIVER THE CHANCES ARE HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO TURN THE TABLES AT THE LAST SECOND AND DEFY THE ODDS! BUT I FEEL LIKE THE CHANCES ARE TOO SLIM, especially for someone like him… TO FIND A WAY OUT OF SUBMISSION HOLD AND BACK INTO THIS MATCH!

Jake Mercer: HE DOESN’T HAVE A CHOICE! HE’S TAPPING! SECOND ELIMINATION BY CHRIS ELITE!

Stephie Love: XANDER PAYNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

(With Xander out that only leaves four people left in the ring at the time. Mr. DEDEDE who’s still handcuffed to the bottom rope and is trying to find a way out of the situation that he seems himself in. Lethal Consequences, who has the loaded mic gripped in his hand as he slowly begins to stir and regain his consciousness. MITSUBACHI, who’s been in since the beginning and is an absolute wildcard who has gotten farther than the current, soon to be former, World Heavyweight Champion and a man who has won a plethora of midcard titles, he has held his own against the best and that’s commendable. And the man who just eliminated Xander, Chris Elite who shoves Xander away and quickly gets back up to his feet as all four men look at one another as they see the circumstance that they’re all in)

Stew-O: MITSU TAKING THE FIRST SHOT AS HE GOES BACK TO THE WEAPON OF CHOICE THAT HE CHOSE IN THE FORM OF THE TRASHCAN AS HE ATTACKS LC! But LC ducks under as he grabs him, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But MITSU grabbing onto the top rope to keep him upwards as he places a trash can over his head and grabs onto the ropes as he springboards off!

Flannery McCoy: AND TAKES LC DOWN WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT ONTO THE TRASH CAN! MITSU HOOKING THE LEG!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: LC KICKS OUT! LC shoving the trash can away as he’s stumbling up to his feet as MITSU grabs him, BUT LC SLIPS THROUGH AS HE TAKES MITSU DOWN WITH A QUICK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! LC getting back up to his feet, BUT ELITE FROM BEHIND AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE USING THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO THEIR FULLEST EXTENT!

Stew-O: LC not falling down to the ground but instead stumbling into the corner as he grabs ahold of the ropes for stability as he turns around as Elite runs over, AS LC LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO SNAKE EYES SENDING ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC picking apart the both of them as he’s bringing MITSU up again, AS HE’S GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU REVERSES IT INTO A JUMPING DDT AS HE PLANTS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: MITSU backing himself up against the corner as he’s using the turnbuckles to pull himself up as both Elite and LC are down but they’re slowly beginning to recover.

CLANK!

Stew-O: :krabs:

Flannery McCoy: SPEAR! 

Jake Mercer: HOW DID DEDEDE BREAK THE HANDCUFFS! HE JUST TOOK MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU IS DOWN AS DEDEDE WITH FURY IN HIS EYES HOOKS THE LEGS!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!




Stew-O: HOW THE HELL DID MITSUBACHI KICK OUT OF THAT?!

(INSTANT REPLAY: As MITSUBACHI is fending off both Chris Elite and Lethal Consequences, DEDEDE is seen constantly tugging at the handcuffs as he looks around trying to find a way out. Beforelong he begins to drag the handcuffs through the ropes and to the bottom turnbuckle corner and begins to tug at the chain using the turnbuckle to loosen the grip before gnawing at the chain with his teeth. Before long he keeps his teeth clenched on the chain as he grips onto the chain using his hand as with one heave of powerful strength he manages to completely break the chain and free himself which then leads to the dreaded Spear towards MITSUBACHI)

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is distraught! His patented Spear?! On someone like him?! DEDEDE is getting back up to his feet as he’s looking down at MITSU in confusion!

(MITSU is slowly beginning to crawl as he begins to gain some life as he grabs onto DEDEDE and begins to use him as a crutch as he looks up at him as DEDEDE is still in pure confusion about whatever’s happening)

MITSUBACHI: (Off-Mic) DO IT THEN! FINISH THE JOB!

Jake Mercer: DEDEDE shoving MITSU away as he looks at him dead in his eyes! But DEDEDE grabbing MITSU and bringing him up to his feet!

Stew-O: GRAND SLAM! THE BOTTOM DROPS MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE HOOKING THE LEG AS THE REF SLIDES DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!


TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!




Flannery McCoy: And then there were three…

Stephie Love: MITSUBACHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

(DEDEDE pushes away from MITSU as there only leaves three people officially in the match. Him, Chris Elite, and LC)

Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME GOING FOR DEDEDE! But it’s DEDEDE throwing Elite to the ropes and back, BUT ELITE USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE TURNS IT INTO A HANDSPRING CUTTER TAKING DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: BUT LC OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE LOADED MIC SHOT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Elite taken down to the ground as LC grabs him, as he sends a knee shot towards his gut! Elite taken back, but he responds with a forearm back! And another! LC sent backward towards the ropes but he rebounds, AND GOES FOR A LARIAT TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Flannery McCoy: ELITE IS DOWN! LC turning his attention to DEDEDE who was waiting for the right moment who was waiting for him to turn his way to strike, AS HE LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND GOES FOR DEMOLITION! DIAMOND CUTTER!

Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE DEDEDE CAN LIFT INTO THE AIR LC SHOVES HIM AWAY AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND! 

Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS TO THE BOTH OF THEM AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Elite is back up as he runs towards DEDEDE now, MOONSAULT TO THE CHAIRMAN! Elite recovering as he’s focusing his attention on LC now, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT FOR HIS TROUBLES AS WELL!

(Elite is the only one left standing as he looks at the both of them before something catches his eye. He leaves the ring and looks down before picking up… The Equalizer)

Flannery McCoy: The one weapon that has turned the tides of multiple matches in Mr. DEDEDE’s career now in the possession of Chris Elite. No matter who it falls into that in itself should not be a good sign, especially with added benefits like the flaming Equalizer at Grand Rampage, and now the weapon wrapped in electric wires.

Jake Mercer: Elite entering into the ring now as DEDEDE is staggering up, if this connects! Then it narrows down the options in this matchup as Elite is slowly following after him, just waiting for him to get up to his feet. If he’s going to end this like The Blicky Boyz did at the Grand Prix finals, then he needs to do it right now!

Stew-O: ELITE SWINGS THE EQUALIZER TOWARDS THE HEAD OF DEDEDE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER! ELITE TURNING AROUND AS HE SWINGS IT AGAIN BEHIND HIM! BUT DEDEDE GRABS AHOLD OF IT AS HE PRIES IT AWAY FROM ELITE! 

Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH!

Stew-O: IS AVERTED!

**CRASH!**

(In a instant the Equalizer smashes across the head of Chris Elite. He stays frozen for a moment before collapsing down to the ground as DEDEDE looks down at him before he drops the remains of what’s left of the electric wire Equalizer as he drops down to the ground and hooks the leg as the Ref, absolutely shocked as he looks at the bloodied, brutalized Elite, slides down and begins to count the pin)

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!




Stephie Love: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

(Elite is laid flat on the ground in a bloody mess as DEDEDE looks back at him one more time as he sits up before getting up to his feet as he looks at the last person in this match barring him, none other than Lethal Consequences)

Stew-O: Let’s take you back to the four year timespan between 2008 and 2012, telling you the story of Lethal Consequences. He was the kingpin of the wrestling industry, having won multiple world titles and was a mainstay main eventer for years to come. He lead The Enterprise which had some control over the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling as LC continued to dominate wherever he went. But then it all changed once Gawd himself, Mr. DEDEDE, made a triumphant return in 2012 after being gone for almost a year and revealing he had bought the company, and he was the Chairman. Both of them were embroiled into a feud that went to Pain For Pride 5, where DEDEDE came out victorious, and the next show fired Lethal Consequences. He made his return in 2014 where he never quite found his footing in the company, there were plenty of ups and downs… but things finally changed in 2018 after making his last return. He has been more motivated than ever at this point and it seems to have all gone full circle tonight, at Road To Redemption, the one thing standing in his way of greatness, is none other than the EAW Chairman himself.

(No words are needed to be said as both of them circle around the ring. The crowd buzz as both of them seem ready to engage in an all out war for the World Heavyweight Championship. Lethal Consequences holding his loaded mic which has done him good ever since he entered third into the match, and Mr. DEDEDE without any weapon himself, having used his, The Equalizer, on Chris Elite to take him out of the equation as both of them don’t break their stares at one another for a second)

Flannery McCoy: AND THEY’RE OFF! LC SWINGING THE LOADED MIC AS DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER! DEDEDE turns LC around as he sends him into an Irish whip as LC rebounds off the ropes, AND DEDEDE GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO TAKE HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF AND SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: But LC stops in his tracks as he turns DEDEDE around, AND CONNECTS WITH THE LOADED MIC AS THE SPIKES STAB INTO THE HEAD OF DEDEDE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: DEDEDE grabbing his head in pain but that’s not stopping him from continuing the fight as he slowly continues to pull himself up as LC grabs him and helps him as he sets him up, RIPCORD! ANOTHER LOADED MIC SHOT!

Flannery McCoy: THAT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AS HE KEEPS AHOLD OF THE ARM AND TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! BUT LC GOES FOR NO CAL!

Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE SEPERATES AWAY BEFORE THE LOW BLOW CONNECTS! Both of them are back up to their feet now, AS LC GOES FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!

Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH THE SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!

Flannery McCoy: LC IS DOWN! DEDEDE GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!




Jake Mercer: BIG LC FIGHTS ON!!!

Stew-O: How is that possible?! Few people have managed to kick out of the signature Spear, LC seems to be one of those lucky people to do so as DEDEDE is on the absolute edge! DEDEDE is back up to his feet as he’s falling into the corner again.

(DEDEDE leans against the corner as he waits for LC to get back up to his feet as he slowly begins to stumble up as he does so. DEDEDE sees the opportunity in his eyes and he could not be more ready for it as finally, LC has led himself to his own fate)

Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!!!

Jake Mercer: LCR!

Stew-O: SPINNING BACK ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC COLLAPSES DOWN AS HE FALLS OVER DEDEDE! SHOULDER DOWN TO THE MAT! THE REF IS GOING FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!





Flannery McCoy: GAWD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences can’t believe it himself! What will it take to get DEDEDE down to the ground?! He’s slowly getting back up to his feet as he’s using the turnbuckles as he’s grabbing DEDEDE by the head. He’s picking up the loaded mic once more, what is he thinking of doing!

Stew-O: HE’S GOING FOR LCR! THIS TIME WITH THE LOADED MIC AS HE PLANS TO STAB DEDEDE WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW! 

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AS HE KICKS HIM DOUBLING OVER! DEDEDE IS SETTING HIM UP NOW! EGO DEATH DRIVER! SITOUT VERTICLE SUPLEX!

Jake Mercer: CONNECTS! But DEDEDE knowing that it won’t be enough as he’s beginning to climb up to the top rope, wait… no way…

(DEDEDE stands on top of the Chamber pod as he looks down at LC down on the ground, atleast 10 feet in the air as he positions himself and braces himself, he knows exactly what he has to do)

Stew-O: DEDEDE IS GOING FOR NORTH STAR ON THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD! HE’S GOING TO LEAP OFF!

Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT KIND OF STRENGTH IS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MUSTERING OUT! HE’S JOINING DEDEDE ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD!

Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH NOW AS NONE OF THEM WANT TO GIVE IN! WHOEVER GETS THE ADVANTAGE IN THIS PORTION OF THE MATCH HAS TO SPELL THE END! IT HAS TO BE IT FOR WHOEVER GETS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK!

Stew-O: DEDEDE with a european uppercut taking LC back as he stumbles towards the edge of the cell! He’s looking down as he knows what’s going to happen if one slip up happens, BUT HE ISN’T FOCUSING ON DEDEDE!

Flannery McCoy: GRAND SLAM OFF THE CHAMBER!

Jake Mercer: IS CAUGHT BY LC BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS THEY STAY ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER! NO WAY! FIREMAN’S CARRY!

Stew-O: GTJ! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEESTRIKE CONNECTS!

(DEDEDE shoots up to his feet as LC’s positioning finds him on the right side of the Chamber as he’s barely keeping balance for himself, completely lifeless in the air at this point)

BANG!

(He falls off the pod and flat to the concrete outside of the ring in the Chamber)

Flannery McCoy: Oh my god…

Jake Mercer: What a scene that we’re seeing right now. This has to be the end of the match…

Stew-O: It does seem to be the case…

(LC finds himself tumbling to the canvas as with all his might he crawls to the outside of the ring to the concrete flooring as DEDEDE is still absolutely lifeless on the outside. LC reaches out with all his wingspan as he continues to crawl as much as he can, because he knows very well that any more time wasted and DEDEDE might find his second wind)

Flannery McCoy: LC WITH AN ARM OVER DEDEDE! SHOULDERS DOWN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up as Lethal Consequences sits up in pure confusion. Blinking his eyes for a moment before turning over to see the World Heavyweight Championship being presented to him. He looks at it as his eyes flutter before he snatches the World Heavyweight Championship from the Ref as he raises it high in the air before climbing up to the top rope as he raises the title up in the air once more)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… AND NEW… EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: A 6-year journey for Lethal Consequences, a climb back up to the top after struggle after struggle has finally climaxed here, because for LC? LC has finally done it, he’s finally gotten what he’s longed for, for such a long time now, and that’s World Championship gold around his waist, and here it is, right before his very eyes.

Flannery McCoy: And beating DEDEDE for it? The one who started all of this torment for him to begin with, goddamn it really went full circle really. LC has worked so hard for this moment since his return in 2018 and now, it finally pays off for him, congratulations to none other than Lethal Consequences! Your new World Heavyweight Champion!

(Confetti pops out from the ceiling as it pours down as LC continues to stand on the top rope as he looks to the World Heavyweight Championship with pure triumph on his face as he raises it high in the air once more as that’s the last shot seen before Road To Redemption in it’s entirety, fades to black)

(EAW logo buzzes.)


Written by John Helms

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