(The camera comes on to the viewpoint of a drone laying on the ground. After a second or two the whirling of the drone’s motors can be heard, and it begins to hover.)
Distorted Voice Over: Redemption is not perfection…
(The drone flies over some trees revealing the busy streets of Montreal. As the drone quickly moves forward the screen seems to glitch momentarily, and the billboards and sides of trucks below change and in the place of their normal content images of Elitists can be seen. A passing truck shows a brief clip of the Jaded Hearts celebrating their victory over the Stoned Raiders to move to the semi finals of the Grand Prix. Meanwhile, a billboard the truck passes shows a bloodied Diamond Cage hoisting the EAW title. As the drone flies by the screen glitching ceases.)
Distorted Voice Over: The Redeemed must realize their imperfections…
(The drone continues along, dropping low to enter a traffic tunnel. The screen glitches again, and now the tunnel walls are showing the defeats of Elitists. MarrKade is shown beating Drillmatic for the Unified Tag Titles, then Drillmatic is shown walking separate ways. The scene suddenly turns sideways as the drone avoids a near collision from a passing truck. As the drone rights itself the feed glitching again stops.)
Distorted Voice Over: Redemption isn’t just about personal absolution, however. It can also be claiming what you see as yours…
(As the drone flies further down the tunnel, an image of Ahren Fournier accompanied by Kassidy Heart is shown. Ahren’s sunglasses reflect the EAW title. This fades out as the drone exits the tunnel and again soars high above the streets.)
Distorted Voice Over: Or turning what you have into what you want…
(Noah Reigner is is shown looking at his Cash in the Vault Briefcase. Cutting back to the drone, we see that it is outside the Olympic Stadium. The camera settles on the marquee briefly before again going into motion, and moving to the rear of the arena.)
Distorted Voice Over: Myself…I do not believe that the world is a beautiful place…
(The drone lands in on a docking bay, away from the packed parking lot, and protected by production crates. As it settles a door can be seen opening and a pair of black boots walk toward the camera. The screen violently turns as the drone is picked up by a gloved hand, one finger partially obscuring the lens.)
Distorted Voice Over: I do, however, believe in Redemption…
(The camera feed suddenly snaps off and fades briefly to black. A second later the EAW logo buzzes in.)
Normal Voice Over: Ladies and gentlemen, EAW presents, in conjunction with the Bank of Montreal and Parc Olympique…Road to Redemption!
(The camera shows the Extreme Elimination Chamber slowly descending upon the ring. Corie Simmons stands ringside with microphone in hand. In one of the pods, there’s a blue light shining)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Corie Simmons: The following contest…is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH…and it is for the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!
( ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX. hits as the crowd immediately erupts in cheers. Andrea Valentine walks onto the stage and gives a smug smile to the audience as the theme song continues to play. After a few seconds, Andrea continues to walk towards the ring and slapping high fives with random outstretched hands completely full of confidence. She enters the chamber and walks to the middle of the ring, raising her arms up high to a chorus of more cheers as the referee points to her chamber pod.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! From ORLANDO, FLORIDA…weighing in at ONE HUNDRED TEN POUNDS…..she is ‘The Heart of Empire’…ANDREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VALENTIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( “I Smell A Massacre” by The Butcher Babies starts up as Tyler Wolfe steps onto the stage with the EAW Specialist Championship strapped around her waist. She holds her arms out as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, mostly filled with boos as well. Tyler marches down the ramp and looks on at the steel structure. She nods her head almost defiantly and steps inside. She climbs up the nearest turnbuckle and unstraps the Specialist Title and holds it up high for a moment to another mixed reaction before stepping back down into the ring to the referee. She seems to have a few words for the referee that can’t be made out, but she seems adamant about everything she’s saying even gesturing to them with her index finger as she does. She looks over her Specialist Title before holding it up to her face and kissing it before reluctantly handing it off to the referee and being shown to her chamber pod. She glares toward Andrea Valentine to her right before stepping through the ropes to enter it.)
Ring Announcer: And her opponent…From SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…weighing in at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE POUNDS….She’s known as ‘THE BIG BAD WOLFE’….THE CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALIST CHAMPION!!! …TYYYYYYLLEERRRRRR WOLLLLLFFFFFFEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘She Knows (feat. Amber Coffman)’ by J. Cole sounds off as Serena Bennett slowly walks from behind the curtain. As the beat drops, Serena comes out to the stage, smiling wide and blowing kisses to fans, even though they give her a mixed reaction. She walks down the ramp and as she does she stares upward with a noticeable hint of nervousness. She stops at the steps and exhales, then she steps up and enters the chamber blowing more kisses to fans and the camera trying to hide her nervousness as climbs up to the left turnbuckle nearest facing the entrance before jumping down and being shown to her pod.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponent…From COMPTON, CALIFORNIA…weighing in at ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN POUNDS…SEREEEENNNNAAAAA BENNNNNNETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Furious 2’ by Niklas Gustavsson appears with an excited smile on her face. She holds the Young Lioness Cup trophy. Clara then makes her way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans. When she comes up to the chamber reality starts to hit her like a million brick falling all at once. She is rather hesitant to take her steps up into the chamber. Then the sound of the crowd chants ring out loud and clear to her. She looks from side to side and hears their words: “YOU CAN DO IT!” over and over. Clara exhales before running up the steps and enters the ring through the ropes and immediately is shown her pod by the referee upon handing over the Young Lioness Cup trophy .)
Ring Announcer: And their Opponent! From ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO……She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS….She’s THE PIXEL PRINCESS!!!…THE CURRENT YOUNG LIONESS CUP HOLDER!!!.…CLAAAARRRRRAAAAA LOVELACCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Roar’ by Katy Perry as Constance Blevins walks out from the back. She holds her hands up high as the crowd cheers loudly. Constance high fives fans as she makes her way to the ring, dumping her jacket on the floor before taking a step up and then running her hand along the chain link of the chamber and then, and then she gestures to her chest up and then down and then side to side in the form of a cross before finally entering the evil chamber and taking her place inside the ring where she will start the match.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponent!…Representing THE PRIDE…From BALTIMORE, MARYLAND…..She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS…She’s ‘THE LIONESS’..…CONSTANNNNNCCCCEEEE BLEVIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ‘Beast’ by Nico Vega begins to play as the crowd’s cheers continue to stay loud for the entrance of Daisy Thrash. Daisy arrives on stage pumped up and ready to go as she hops up and down a couple of times then nods her head full of confidence as she throws up her trademark anarchy fist much to the crowds approval. Daisy trades fist bumps with random fans on the way down as she moves to the rhythm of ‘Beast’. Once she arrives just outside the chamber Daisy takes a deep breath, then enters the steel structure and takes her place in the ring to await the start of the match.)
Ring Announcer: And FINALLY! Their opponent!….Representing THE PRIDE…..From SEATTLE, WASHINGTON….She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS…She’s THE RAZORBLADE SNOWFLAKE!!!!…DAAAAIIIISSSSSYYYYYYY THRRRRRRAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: It was only two short years ago that this event held the first ever, what at the time was the first ever ALL Vixens Extreme Elimination Chamber. It was at that event of course where we all witnessed as the Iconic Brody Sparks won the Specialist Championship and would go on to have the longest Specialist Championship reign in it’s short four year history! Now tonight, a new cast of ladies are dead set on etching their names into that history where one will be able to hold their head up high to call themselves the EAW Specialist Champion! It’s going to be both members of The Pride starting things off here folks, and this should be interesting as the crowd gets excited for this one! The crowd is very divided right now almost right down the middle as each woman looks outward beyond the chain links of the chamber noticing the crowd electricity as they chant for both the nickname of ” “LIONESS” for Constance Blevins and “DAISY” simultaneously almost like one unified front for both sides! This is AMAZING!! Now both women catch the other’s gaze and then turn to each other fully now! Will Daisy use that barbed-wire wrapped keyboard on her Pride mate!!??
Gavin: Well, that depends! Just look at supposedly ole innocent Virgin Mary over here with those Cestus leather spiked gauntlet gloves! HIT HER DAISY!! GET HER GOOD!! KNOCK HER LIGHTS OUT!!! KILL THE HOLINESS OF-ah…what the hell is this!!?? Am I really seeing this right now??? Little Miss Blevins is removing her gloves as Daisy Thrash looks on! Constance Blevins just tossed both of her gloves down at her feet! NOW SHE DEFINITELY DESERVES TO LOSE! OH GREAT LORD IN HEAVEN PLEASE BLESS THIS MESS OF A CHILD YOU’VE CREATED! SHE HAS NO CONCEPT WHATSOEVER OF WHAT EXTREME IS! What’s she doing now?? Oh you see that!!?? She’s gesturing for you to put her out of her misery Daisy! This environment is far too much for her to handle! COME ON DAISY! FOX CARES!! BUT NOT FOR WEAK SOUR PUSS’ THAT DON’T KNOW HOW TO BRING DOWN THE HAMMER WHEN THEY HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!! I-oh my GOD! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAISY THRASH DROPPED HER WEAPON TOO!! YOU FREAKING C**T!!
(Noticing where that slur came from as Gavin Kirkland had stood up from the announcer’s table, Daisy Thrash and Constance Blevins both look toward him in complete shock. Daisy though gestures to Gavin with her middle finger.)
Daisy: **** OFF!!!! (The crowd cheers the gesture as Gavin Kirkland’s face forms a pouting expression before he huffs upon sitting down. Constance Blevins looks to Gavin Kirkland,as he was sitting, with a small grin as she shakes her head before focusing back on Daisy Thrash.)
SG1: Both ladies circling the ring now getting any last second nerves worked out! Both are ready to move in now for the collar and elbow tie up! And it’s both Constance Blevins and Daisy Thrash wrestling each other toward the corner with Daisy Thrash that gaining the early advantage by forcing her Pride sister into a break of her position! Daisy quickly loops the arm of Constance over the top rope and then quickly follows up with a knife edged chop to the chest of Constance Blevins! But Constance quickly reverses the tides and forces Daisy Thrash into the corner now and delivers a knife edged chop of her own! But Daisy Thrash comes right back forcing Constance into the opposite corner and delivers another knife edged chop! Now it’s Constance Blevins again that reverses the momentum on Daisy Thrash again and sends another knife edged chop right back! Now a kick to the midsection delivered by Constance Blevins to Daisy Thrash! Constance with another knife edged chop! NO! It’s blocked by Daisy Thrash! A knife edged chop by Daisy that staggers Constance! Headbutt by Constance Blevins to Daisy Thrash! A back fist by Daisy is anticipated well by Constance as she ducks the back fist and grabs Daisy Thrash up from behind for a German Suplex but Daisy Thrash lands on her feet! CONSTANCE TURNS RIGHT INTO A LETHAL SPIN KICK BY DAISY THRASH THAT KNOCKS THE LIONESS DOWN TO THE CANVAS! DAISY GETTING PUMPED UP AS THE CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY!! DAISY THRASH GRABS UP CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND WHIPS HER TOWARD THE ROPES BUT IT’S CONSTANCE THAT REVERSES THE MOMENTUM AND SENDS DAISY TO THE ROPES INSTEAD! CONSTANCE WITH A SIDE KICK BUT DAISY HOLDS ON! THE REACTS TO THAT NEAR CONNECTION BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! CONSTANCE THOUGH CHARGES FORWARD TO DAISY WHO ANTICIPATES THIS ATTACK BY THE LIONESS AND SENDS HER FLYING OVERHEAD AND OVER THE ROPES! BUT CONSTANCE LANDS ON HER FEET! DAISY IS SHOCKED AS SHE TURNS AROUND! CONSTANCE GRABS DAISy BY HER TIGHTS AND WRAPS HER ARM AROUND THE NECK OF DAISY THRASH! SHE HAS HER! SUPLEX BY CONSTANCE TO DAISY THRASH WHICH BRINGS HER OVER THE ROPES WHERE SHE LANDS HARD ON THE STEEL FLOORING OF THE CHAMBER! DAISY YELLS OUT IN PAIN AFTER HER BACK WAS JUST JARRED RIGHT INTO THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL!
Gavin: And that’s why Daisy Thrash will never do anything in her suspect career!! She doesn’t know how to take advantage of situations! But hey, can’t say I didn’t tell you so, cause I told you so! Constance Blevins grabs up Daisy Thrash by her hair and whips her against the chain link wall of the Chamber! DROPKICK BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS THAT SENDS DAISY THRASH BOUNCING HARD OFF THAT CHAIN LINK WALL OF THE CHAMBER AND HITTING THE STEEL DOWN LOW!! Contance picks up Daisy Thrash but Daisy fighting off Constance Blevins with stiff elbows to the side of the head! This is enough to escape however! Constance still tries to assume control by taking Daisy and slamming her into the chain link wall of the chamber again and this time Daisy blocks the attempt and now slams the head of Constance into the chain link fence which staggers the Lioness back toward the ropes! AND A THUNDEROUS CLOTHESLINE BY DAISY THRASH THAT SENDS CONSTANCE BLEVINS OVER THE TOP ROPE WHERE SHE FALLS HARD TO THE CANVAS NOW BACK IN THE RING!! DAISY NO TIME AS SHE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE ON HER ADVANTAGE! DAISY CLIMBING UP TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AS CONSTANCE IS TO SLOW TO RECOVER! CONSTANCE IS LOOKING WINDED AS SHE TURNS AROUND FLYING TOP ROPE DROPKICK BY DAISY THRASH!! DAISY GOING FOR THE COVER!
SG1: And Constance kicks out! Both ladies are down as the lights start swirling about randomly from pod to pod! We’re gearing up for our third participant in the match to enter, and this is when things start to get chaotic. Who’s it gonna be? Daisy rolls toward her barbed wire wrapped keyboard and readies herself for the next entrant!
Gavin: : YESSSSS!!! IT’S SERENA BENNETT!! DO IT FOR STEPHON! DO IT FOR FOX! FOX HAD A PLAN! FOX WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN!! THAT SPECIALIST GOLD IS COMING TO FOX!! LOOK AT HER GO WITH THAT LOG CHAIN!! WOOOHOHO! BABY!! DAISY TRYING TO DODGE THE SWINGING OF THAT CHAIN BY SERENA! THE EXTENSION OF THAT CHAIN JUST SNATCHED THE BARBED WIRED KEYBOARD OF DAISY! SERENA STILL SWINGING FOR DAISY THRASH WHO’S TRYING TO AVOID GETTING CAUGHT AS SHE ROLLS OUT OF DODGE AND-SUPERKICK BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS OUT OF NOWHERE THAT JUST KNOCKED SERENA BENNETT STUPID!! AND WILL CONSTANCE BLEVINS PLEASE GET THAT DAMN DETERMINED LOOK OFF HER FACE AND THAT GLARE OUT OF HER STARE!!! Daisy Thrash and Constance Blevins just shared a nod with one another and now they’re both going after Serena Bennett who’s still trying to recover after that superkick by Constance Blevins! Serena Bennett is picked up by both Daisy and Constance and whipped to the ropes and SPEAR BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! FOLLOWED BY A MOONSAULT BY DAISY ONTO SERENA BENNETT FOR THE COVER!! WOULD YOU BOTH PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE! JEEZ WHAT A BUNCH OF LOW DOWN DIRTY CHEATERS YOU PRIDE BITCHES ARE!!!
Referee: ONNNNEEEE…..TWWWWOOOO….KICK OUT!
SG1: Oh hush, Gavin! It’s every lady form themselves! There can only be one winner! Now Daisy Thrash and Constance Blevins working together again with a double team maneuver, double flapjack by the two Pride members! Serena yells out in pain as she rolls toward the corner! Daisy shouting instructions to Constance as they both move in on Serena in the corner! Daisy goes to work with shoulder thrusts to Serena a few times! Constance then climbs up on the second turnbuckle and yells out and the crowd responds positively as Constance Blevins sends closed fists to Serena Bennett and the crowd counts along with each fist shot until she reaches ten before stepping down and backing away! WAIT A MINUTE!! DAISY SURPRISING CONSTANCE BLEVINS FROM BEHIND WITH THE ROLL UP!!!
Gavin: GET HER SERENA!!! AND DOWN GOES DAISY THRASH AT THE HANDS OF SERENA FROM BEHIND WITH DAISY’S OWN WEAPON!!! THAT BARBED WIRE KEYBOARD JUST DID SOME MAJOR DAMAGE ON THE ARM OF DAISY THRASH!!! SERENA BENNETT BRINGS DOWN THAT KEYBOARD WITH SOME AUTHORITY AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN!! DAISY THRASH TRYING TO COVER UP!! HERE COMES CONSTANCE!! AND SHE HAS THOSE CESTUS LEATHER SPIKED GAUNTLET GLOVES BACK ON HER HANDS!! SHE”S COMING RIGHT AT SERENA BENNETT!!! THIS TIME SERENA NOTICES THE LIONESS INSTEAD OF BEING TAKEN BY SURPRISE!!! GET HER SERENA!!! SLASH THAT CAT UP!!! BOTH CIRCLING AROUND THE RING BUT NEITHER ONE BACKING DOWN!
(Serena Bennett licks her lips with a sadistic look on her face.)
Serena: Here kitty kitty kitty…come to Serena….
SG1: Serena Bennett takes a swing toward Constance Blevins who’s gauging Serena’s movements is able to dodge the swing! AND CONSTANCE SEES HER OPENING AND CHARGES IN FOR SERENA!! SERENA TAKES A SWING AT CONSTANCE WITH THE BARBED WIRE KEYBOARD!!! BUT CONSTANCE BLEVINS USES THOSE SPIKED CESTUS GLOVES TO BLOCK THE ATTEMPT CLEANLY!! SERENA BENNETT TAKES ANOTHER QUICK SWING TOWARD THE HEAD OF THE LIONESS BUT CONSTANCE REACTS TO IT JUST IN A NICK OF TIME BUT THE MOMENTUM FROM THE SWING IS ENOUGH TO KNOCK CONSTANCE BLEVINS OFF HER FEET WITH BACK TO THE CANVAS!! SERENA BENNETT SEES HER OPENING TO DRAW THE BLOOD OF THE LIONESS!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS RAISES HER ARMS UP TO TRY AND BLOCK IT!! SERENA COMES DOWN WITH THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED KEYBOARD!!
Gavin: WHAT THE ****!!! THAT RAZORBLADE LADY SNOW HO JUST WON’T GO AWAY!!! SHE’S BLEEDING FROM HER SHOULDER AREA DAMMIT AND SHE”S STILL BACK FOR MORE!! SHE JUST STOPPED A MASSACRE FROM HAPPENING BY WRAPPING THAT LOG CHAIN AROUND SERENA’S ARMS!! SERENA BENNETT DROPS THE KEYBOARD!!! DAISY THRASH WRAPS IT AROUND HER AGAIN!! SERENA STRUGGLES TO ESCAPE THE GRASP OF THAT CHAIN DAISY HAS WRAPPED AROUND HER!!! CONSTANCE BACK UP!! DAMN THE PRIDE!! DAMN THEM ALL!! YEAH I SAID IT!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS TAKES A SWING WITH THOSE SPIKED CESTUS GLOVES RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SERENA!!! SERENA BENNETT THROWS HERSELF OUT OF THE CROSSFIRE AND CONSTANCE JUST NAILED DAISY THRASH RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THOSE CESTUS GLOVES AND DAISY FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS IS IN SHOCK!!! CONSTANCE SHAKES HER HEAD!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! YESS!!! SERENA FROM BEHIND!!! STRANGLE HER SERENA!!! YESSSSS!!! SERENA CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE KITTY CAT WITH THAT LOG CHAIN OVER HER THROAT!! YANK!! YESSSS!!! CONSTANCE STRUGGLING FOR DEAR LIFE AS SERENA IS RELENTLESS!!!
SG1: We’re about to get another participant entering this match as those lights begin swirling about randomly once again from pod to pod a few times over before it lands on???…..
SG1: IT’S THE CHAMPION!!!!….TYLER WOLFE’S POD IS OPEN AND HERE COMES THE BIG BAD WOLFE!!! AND SERENA BENNETT IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS AS SHE CONTINUES TO CHOKE CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH THAT LOG CHAIN!!! TYLER WOLFE JUST GRABBED HAND FULL OF THE HAIR OF SERENA BENNETT!!! TYLER WOLFE TURNS SERENA BENNETT AROUND! SHE HAS HER UP!! NIGHT OF THE WOLFE!!! THE MICHINOKU DRVIER JUST DRILLED SERENA BENNETT INTO THE CANVAS!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS FALLS TO HER KNEES!! DAISY THRASH IS TRYING TO RISE UP! SHE’S BUSTED OPEN FROM THAT EARLIER UNINTENTIONAL SHOT WITH THOSE CESTUS GLOVES BY CONSTANCE! TYLER PICKS UP SERENA BENNETT WHO”S DAZED WITH GLAZED OVER EYES!! BROKEN BITCH!! THE X-PLEX BY TYLER WOLFE ON SERENA BENNETT!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS TRIES TO READY HERSELF FOR THE BIG BAD WOLFE BUT TYLER GRABS HER UP!! BROKEN BITCH AGAIN TO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! HERE’S COMES DAISY THRASH RIGHT FOR TYLER WOLFE!! CLOTHESLINE BY TYLER MISSES IT’S MARK AS DAISY THRASH ALLUDES THE DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!! DAISY WITH STRAIGHT RIGHTS TO THE BIG BAD WOLFE!! DAISY WHIPS TYLER WOLFE BUT TYLER REVERSES THE MOMENTUM AND SENDS DAISY TO THE ROPES! DAISY HANGS ON THOUGH! BUT TYLER RIGHT THERE AND THIS TIME SHE HITS HER MARK!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL JUST SENT DAISY THRASH FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPES AND BACK ONTO THAT HARD UNFORGIVING STEEL!!
Gavin: Oh, look. The Pride just don’t give up do they!?? Here comes Constance trying to act like she’s a gift from God or something by being able to get back up! BAPTIZE HER TYLER!! Constance throws a closed fist punch that connects with the face of Tyler! HEABUTT BY TYLER THOUGH THAT SENDS THE LIONESS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Constance holding her head, awwww she’s got an owwwwyy!!! Weeehhhhh!!! Serena Bennett climbing up top on the turnbuckle! Tyler Wolfe turns around just in time to see Serena Bennett leap off! AND TYLER CATCHES SERENA! SERENA STRUGGLES IN TYLER’S GRASP! SERENA THROWING SOME MAD ELBOWS AT TYLER’S HEAD!! Tyler Wolfe drops Serena but Serena is quickly back on her feet and WITH THE SHITS!! SERENA FIRING THOSE SHOOT KICKS AT TYLER IN THE CORNER!! TYLER TRIES TO COVER UP! SERENA WITH A BACK KICK TO FINISH THE COMBINATION ATTACK! TYLER A BIT DAZED BUT NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY!! WATCH OUT SERENA!!! SERENA BENNETT DODGES THAT FRONT THRUST KICK BY TYLER!!! REAL IT IN!!! THE TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN OF THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION!! FOX CARES TYLER!!! SERENA BENNETT DOES NOT!! HAHAHAHA!! GET HER SERENA!!!
SG1: AND NOW CONSTANCE BLEVINS BACK IN IT AS HER AND SERENA DECIDE TO DOUBLE STOMP THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION!! AND NOW DAISY THRASH BLOOD TRICKLING FROM HER FOREHEAD AND ALL BEGINS TO JOIN IN ON THIS BEATING!! A TAD UNFAIR I”LL ADMIT BUT EACH OF THESE LADIES WANTS THE SAME THING IN THIS MATCH!! THEY WANT TO ETCH THEIR NAMES INTO THE BOOKS AS THE NEXT EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION!! IT’S SERENA AND DAISY PICKING UP THE HEAVIER TYLER WOLFE AND BRINGING HER CLOSER TO THE ROPES! FALL AWAY SLAM BY SERENA BENNETT TO TYLER WOLFE SENDING HER TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH SOME AUTHORITY!! TYLER HITS THE STEEL DOWN LOW REAL HARD!! TYLER WOLFE YELLS OUT IN PAIN!! BUT THE THREE WOMAN ALLIANCE ISN’T FINISHED YET!! SERENA BENNETT AND DAISY THRASH WORKING IN TANDEM AS THEY FORCE THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION TO HER FEET! BOTH WHIP HER TO THE ROPES AND HOLD ON TO HER ARMS WHILE SLAMMING HER INTO THE CHAN LINK WALL OF THE CAGE!! BOTH SERENA AND DAISY REPEAT THE SAME PROCESS AND GET THE SAME RESULT!!!
Gavin: Well, okay then! Champion’s disadvantage, I guess! These three ladies seem too determined to win to let this little alliance end just yet! They are dead set on decimating the champion! Smart strategy but each lady should know their role in this, speaking of the Pride I mean! AND CONSTANCE BLEVINS GRABS TYLER WOLFE FROM BEHIND!!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS THAT SENDS TYLER WOLFE FLYING BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE NEAR CENTER OF THE RING!! SERENA BENNETT JUST TOSSED DAISY THRASH HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL WHERE SHE GOES DOWN!! SHORT LIVED ALLIANCE AS PER USUAL!! YOU KNEW THIS COULDN’T LAST LONG! NOW CONSTANCE AND SERENA SLUGGING IT OUT!! CONSTANCE HAS THOSE SPIKED CESTUS GLOVES AND YOU CAN HEAR SERENA YELPING WITH THE COUPLE OF SHOTS THAT CONSTANCE GETS IN!! BUT SHE’S TOUGHING IT OUT! This pretty much negates everything they just did to the champion! She gets plenty of rest now! SERENA KICKS CONSTANCE IN THE MIDSECTION AND IS LOOKING TO POWERBOMB!!! YES! YES! DRILL HER HEAD INTO THAT STEEL!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! BACKDROP BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS THAT SENDS SERENA BENNETT FLYING UP AGAINST THE GLASS OF THE EMPTY POD NEAR BY!! AND SERENA NEARLY LANDS ON HER HEAD!! SERENA IS OUT OF IT MOMENTARILY!!
SG1: WAIT A MINUTE!! DAISY GRABS CONSTANCE FROM BEHIND!! NO PASARAN TO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! CROTCH CLUTCH SUPLEX!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS JUST SENT FLYING BACK AGAINST THE CHAIN LINK WALL AND LANDING HARD!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS YELLING OUT IN COMPLETE PAIN AND AGONY!!! DAISY STUMBLES A BIT AND FALLS TO A KNEE!! SHE LOOKS AT ALL THE CARNAGE AROUND HER!! BUT SHE CAN’T REST FOR LONG!! TYLER WOLFE THE CHAMPION RIGHT BACK IN IT JUST AS YOU ALLUDED TO EARLIER GAVIN!! SHE HAD TIME TO RECOVER!! She grabs Daisy Thrash by the hair and brings her up to her feet!! Now Tyler Wolfe has Daisy Thrash up!! SNAP AND RELEASE SUPLEX THAT SENDS DAISY THRASH FLYING BACK INTO THE RING!! The champion reasserting herself now as she gives Daisy Thrash no room for recovery! Tyler Wolfe grabs up Daisy and another headbutt by Tyler Wolfe that puts Daisy Thrash back down!! Tyler forces Daisy to the ropes where she drapes her throat across the second rope and now begins choking her on the ropes by placing a her knee and all her weight on the back of the neck area of Daisy and Daisy literally looking for air!!
Tyler: YOU’LL NEVER BE WHAT I AM!! I’M A KILLER!! YOU HEAR ME!!??….
Gavin: The champ’s attention has been diverted ever so slightly as the lights start swirling about randomly from pod to pod once again!
Gavin: Except this time it’s ever apparent who’s next out of their pod and Tyler knows it too as she stares straight ahead at the pod with ‘The Pixel Princess’ Clara Lovelace in it! Finally those lights stop swirling and the pod of Clara Lovelace has been opened! COME ON OUT PIXEL LADY!! OR THE BIG BAD WOLFE WILL COME IN AFTER YOU!! YOUR FUNERAL EITHER WAY!! Clara steps out of her pod with a….uh????…..what exactly would you call that, SG??? Like I’m being completely serious right now???
SG1: Let’s call it a glass wired game controller….wrapped in barbed wire??? Well, Clara loves those video games to quell her mind from time to time. She’s only barely twenty years old, let’s not forget! But look at this!! CLARA COMING RIGHT FOR TYLER WOLFE SWINGING THAT WEAPON LIKE A NUMCHUCK!! TYLER WOLFE BACKING AWAY!! CLARA JUST CLIPPED HER ON HER FOREARM WITH THAT BARBED WIRE GAME CONTROLLER!! TYLER YELPS OUT IN PAIN!!! REACTING OUT OF FRUSTRATION TYLER LUNGES RIGHT FOR CLARA LOVELACE BUT CLARA ANTICIPATES WELL AND AVOIDS THE BIG BAD WOLFE!!! NOW CLARA LOVELACE SEES HER OPENING AND STARTS SWINGING THAT GAME CONTROLLER WILDLY AND UNRELENTING AT THE BACK OF TYLER AND EACH SHOT IS HITTING IT’S TARGET!! THAT BARBED WIRE FORMING NEW OPEN WOUNDS ON THE BACK AND ARM OF TYLER WOLFE AS SHE GETS CORNERED!! CLARA WILL NOT STOP!!! TYLER FINALLY MOVES AND THIS TIME CLARA”S BARBED WIRE GAME CONTROLLER GETS WRAPPED AROUND THE TOP ROPE!! AND CLARA SEES TYLER WOLFE BLOODY BATTERED AND ALL COMING RIGHT FOR HER!! CLARA LOVELACE LETS GO OF HER WEAPON THAT’S STILL STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE AND TRIES TO ANTICIPATE TYLER’S NEXT MOVE!! SHE DOESN’T!!! SPINEBUSTER BY TYLER WOLFE!! TYLER LETTING HER FRUSTRATION BE KNOWN NOW!! TYLER’S IRATE AS SHE LOOKS OVER HER BLEEDING WOUNDS AS SHE GOES BACK TO WORK ON CLARA LOVELACE!!!
Gavin: The Pixel Lady really has left her marks but she’s pissed off the wrong woman in the process! Stiff forearms strikes repeatedly to the head of Clara Lovelace by Tyler Wolfe!! Constance has recovered and is now going to work on Serena who’s still in another world after being dropped on her head many moments earlier! Daisy Thrash crawling through between the bottom and middle ropes back into the ring! She’s crawling toward her weapon that barbed wire wrapped keyboard! But she’s weak, she’s lost so much blood after taking abuse from Serena Bennett earlier, and moments earlier Tyler Wolfe! Oh and lets not forget her own Pride mate bloodied her face with those spiked cestus gloves too for good measure!! Tyler with joint limb manipulation as she punishes Clara Lovelace with stomps to the back while bending those arms back! But Tyler Wolfe looks behind her!! She notices Daisy Thrash back in the ring crawling toward a weapon!! She let’s go of Clara Lovelace and now goes after Daisy Thrash!! Now Constance Blevins steps through the ropes to go after Tyler Wolfe!! Perhaps to save Daisy Thrash from another beating!! Now Clara Lovelace is recovering and immediately goes for her weapon again!! Tyler looks to Constance and then behind her to Clara Lovelace!! Wow three on one!!?? REALLY??? THIS IS SO UNFAIR??
SG1: ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, GAVIN!! THESE WOMAN HAVE BEEN DOWNRIGHT BEATEN AND BRUISED AND BLOODIED!! THEY WANT SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR IT!! TYLER WOLFE RUNS RIGHT FOR CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! BUT CONSTANCE ANTICIPATES WELL AND GETS A SHOT IN TO THE STOMACH WITH THOSE SPIKED CESTUS GLOVES!! NOW DAISY THRASH NAILS TYLER WOLFE IN THE BACK WITH THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED KEYBOARD A FEW TIMES!! CLARA LOVELACE SWINGING AT THE LEGS OF TYLER WOLFE!! TYLER YELLS OUT IN PAIN WITH ALL THESE SHOTS COMING AT HER AT ONCE FROM ALL THREE OF THE OTHER COMBATANTS IN THE RING WITH HER!! ANOTHER HARD SHOT TO THE LEFT LEG OF TYLER WOLFE AND TYLEr FALLS TO HER KNEES AS THIS ONSLAUGHT CONTINUES!!
Gavin: NOT SO FAST SG!!! FOX STILL HAS A CHANCE THEMSELVES OF TAKING THIS!! LOOK AT SERENA!!?? SHE”S EVEN GOT THE CROWD EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF HER HANDS!! SHE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BUT WAIT!! NOW SHE’S….OH MY!!…..YESSSS!! SHE’S CLIMBLING TO THE TOP OF THAT POD THAT CLARA LOVELACE CAME OUT OF!!! THE REST OF THE LADIES DON’T SEE HERE!! BUT NOW THEY DO!! TYLER WOLFE CRAWLS AWAY AND OUT OF THE CROSSFIRE AS THE OTHERS FINALLY NOTICE!!! BUT IT’S TOO LATE! FLY OR DIE!! SOMERSAULT PLANCHA FROM THE TOP OF THE POD!! SERENA BENNETT JUST TOOK OUT CONSTANCE CLARA AND DAISY!!! NOW EVERYONE IS LAID OUT!! MAN THIS IS WILD!! WOOOOOOO!!!
SG1:The lights start swirling about randomly from pod to pod once again! But once again it’s obvious who’s coming out next and these fans are anticipating it too as their response grows louder!!
SG1: IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE!!! ANDREA’S POD DOOR IS NOW UNLOCKED!! AND HERE SHE COMES! SHE’S WASTING NO TIME AS SHE BRINGS THAT BAG OUT! SHE’S PULLED OUT A KENDO STICK AND WITH NO HESITATION STEPS BETWEEN THE ROPES AND GOES RIGHT FOR THE CHAMPION!! TYLER TRIES TO BRACE HERSELF AFTER THE BEATING SHE JUST TOOK MOMENTS EARLIER!!! TYLER YELLS OUT IN PAIN AS ANDREA USES THAT KENDO STICK WITH RAPID SHOTS TO EACH PART OF THE EXPOSED BODY OF TYLER WOLFE!! SHOULDER!! HEAD!!! SIDE OF HER WAIST!!! LEG!!! SHOULDER!! HEAD AGAIN!!! THE CROWD REACTS WITH EACH DEVASTATING SHOT!! OH MY GOD ANDREA VALENTINE GOING TO TOWN ON TYLER WOLFE AS SHE FALLS INTO THE CORNER COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF PROPERLY!! DAISY THRASH IS UP!!! KENDO STICK TO THE HEAD FOR HER TROUBLES!! HERE COMES CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! SAME TREATMENT!! THAT LAST SHOT JUST BROKE THE KENDO STICK!!! BUT ANDREA GOES RIGHT BACK TO THAT GOLF BAG AND PULLS OUT ANOTHER!! SERENA BENNETT TRIES TO HALT THIS ATTACK HOWEVER!! NO!! BACK KICK TO THE STOMACH OF SERENA WHO KEELS OVER BUT NO REMORSE FROM ANDREA VALENTINE WHO NOW GOES TO WORK ON SERENA QUITE THE SAME FASHION SHE DID ON TYLER WOLFE!! ANDREA DROPS THE KENDO STICK AND….VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!!! MODIFIED HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER DRILLS THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT INTO THE CANVAS!!! ANDREA WITH THE COVER!!!
Gavin: HA!! CAN’T GET RID US THAT EASY!! FOX STILL CARES!! THAT PROVES IT RIGHT THERE!! IF SERENA KNOWS WHATS GOOD FOR HER SHE’LL FIND A WAY TO KICK OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME TOO!! DAISY THRASH GOES TO WORK ON CLARA LOVELACE WITH A FOREARM TO CLARA!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS GOES AFTER TYLER WOLFE!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS PUTTING BOOTS TO TYLER WOLFE!! NOW SHE PLACES A BOOT AT HER THROAT!! CLARA LOVELACE AND DAISY THRASH STILL SLUGGING IT OUT!! ANDREA VALENTINE STILL HAS THE ADVANTAGE ON SERENA BENNETT! THIS TIME IN THE CORNER WITH SHOULDER THRUSTS OVER AND OVER!! THE CROWD IS ELECTRIC RIGHT NOW BUT IT’S CLEARLY FOR THE WRONG PERSON!! COME ON SERENA!!
SG1: DAISY THRASH WITH GOT YOUR NOSE!! THAT DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! CLARA LOVELELACE FELTTHAT ONE!! HERE COMES DAISY THRASH AGAIN!! NOOO!!! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY CLARA LOVELACE!! SHE WAS READY FOR IT!! MEME GENERATOR!!! THE X-FACTOR!! CLARA BACKS UP TO THE CORNER AND AWAITS DAISY THRASH TO GET BACK TO HER FEET!! URGING HER TO GET UP!! TYLER WOLFE NOW SEIZES CONTROL OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS AFTER A MASSIVE HEADBUTT!! CONSTANCE STAGGERS! TYLER WOLFE GOES FOR THAT FRONT THRUST KICK!! TYLER WOLFE PULLS CONSTANCE BLEVINS IN!! SHE HAS HER IN THE ROPES!! DAISY THRASH UP!!! WOLFE’S BANE!!!! ROPE HUNG DDT ON THE STEEL BY TYLER WOLFE TO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! NERF THIS!! CLARA LOVELACE JUST SPEARED THE REMAINING LIFE OUT OF DAISY THRASH!!! CLARA LOVELACE PINNING DAISY THRASH!! TYLER WOLFE HAS THE COVER ON CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN FOR THE SIMULTANEOUS PINFALL!! BOTH PRIDE MEMBERS!!
REFEREE: ONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!……..TWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!………(Constance Blevins kicks out)……THRRREEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Corie Simmons: Daisy Thrash has been eliminated!
Gavin: Ahhh, drats! Would’ve been double the fun to see both Pride members gone at once!! BUT STILL ONE TO GO AND IT AIN’T LOOKING GOOD AT ALL FOR MISS CONSTANCE!! Clara Lovelace taking a breather in the corner – lazy lass. Tyler Wolfe with clubbing blows to the head of Constance Blevins who’s helpless at this point! She’s been in it since the very beginning when her and Daisy Thrash started the match!! She’s gotta be running on auto pilot right now! It’s only a matter of time! And over in the other corner as Serena has assumed control of Andrea Valentine with high knee lifts to the Heart of Empire! Clara Lovelace now comes into the mix and now both her and Serena Bennett forming an alliance here! Both laying boots to Andrea Valentine in the corner! Serena throws Andrea to her knees! Running knee drop by Clara Lovelace to the head of Andrea Valentine that drills her head first into the canvas!! Gotta love how Serena obeys! She’s really doing it for Fox by any means necessary! She knows who signs her paychecks!
SG1: Tyler Wolfe with an european uppercut! And another to Constance Blevins! But Constance comes back with an elbow smash to the face of the Champion! And another! Tyler Wolfe looking for a clothesline!! But it’s ducked by Constance Blevins!! Constance instead pulls Tyler Wolfe in for a short arm clothesline that takes the champion off her feet! BUT CONSTANCE DOESN’T LET GO!! CONSTANCE WITH ANOTHEr SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!! AND ANOTHER!!! NO!! HEADBUTT BY TYLER WOLFE!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS STAGGERS BACK A BIT AGAINST THE ROPES BUT CONSTANCE REBOUNDS BACK WITH A CALF KICK THAT TAKES THE REIGNING SPECIALIST CHAMPION OFF HER FEET!! CONSTANCE YELLS OUT WHICH ELICITS A ROAR FROM THE CROWD! CONSTANCE GRABS UP TYLER!! SHE’S GOT HER!! LIONESS FIRE!! STO DRIVER!! NOOO!!! TYLER WOLFE POWERS OUT!! TYLER HAS CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND NOW PULLS HER IN AND HAS HER UP!! BAD BITCH BAPTISM!! REVERSE PILEDRIVER INTO A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! TYLER WOLFE SCRAMBLES FOR THE COVER!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Corie Simmons: Constance Blevins has been eliminated!
Gavin: Well, its ABOUT TIME!!! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THAT ONE!! SHE MESSED WITH THE WRONG WOMAN IN THAT EXCHANGE! SHE DESERVED WHAT SHE HAD COMING TO HER!! Tyler Wolfe going after Clara Lovelace now! AND A HARD STIFF BACKHAND BY ANDREA TO SERENA BENNETT!! TYLER WOLFE GRABBING CLARA LOVELACE BY HER! CLARA LOVELACE TRANSITIONS THE GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT INTO A….SHE HAS HER! CLARA LOVELACE GOING FOR THE TOUCH OF CLARITY! YESSS!!! TYLER RUNS CLARA INTO THE CORNER AND CRUSHES HER MIDSECTION WITH REPEATED SHOULDER THRUSTS!! MAN THIS BIG BAD WOLFE…WHERE DOES SHE GET THE STRENGTH!! NOW SERENA AND ANDREA BATTLING ON THE OUTSIDE WHERE ALL THE STEEL IS AT!! SERENA TOSSES ANDREA INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL!! DON’T YOU JUST LOVE ALL THIS CHAOS!!?? HAHAHA!!! FOX EAT YOUR HEART OUT!! YEAH!! Serena Bennett taking advantage of the time she has to leave Andrea to lick her wounds! HAHAHAHA!! She’s looking around for something….she’s looking for that….YESS!!!!….SHE”S SPOTTED IT! I KNEW IT!! SHE’S GOING AFTER HER WEAPON! THAT LOG CHAIN!! SHE’S LOOKING AT TYLER WOLFE STOMPING CLARA LOVELACE! AND NOW PUTTING A BOOT AT THE THROAT OF CLARA LOVELACE!! Now Tyler looks back at Serena Bennett staring at her! Tyler cocks her head slightly to the left defiantly almost daring Serena to make her move! Serena smirking as she continues on her way back to where Andrea Valentine is!!
SG1: And now Clara Lovelace taking Tyler Wolfe by surprise with a kick to the midsection! Clara back on her feet! Tyler looks for a spinning wheel kick that Clara ducks around! Tyler Wolfe runs at Clara Lovelace but Clara jumps up!! Hurricanrana by Clara-NO! COUNTERED!! AND A RUNNING POWERBOMB DELIVERED BY TYLER WOLFE TO CLARA LOVELACE!! AND TYLER FALLS AGAINST THE ROPES!! SHE’S DEFINITELY A BIT EXHAUSTED AT THE MOMENT! Clara Lovelace holding her head after that impact!
Gavin: Oh YEAH!! GET HER SERENA!! HOW DO YOU LOVE YOUR BLONDES!!?? EXTRA BLOODY!!! HAHAHA!!! YES!!! FOX STILL CARES ANDREA!!! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!! SERENA OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF MINUTES ALONE HAS MAIMED THE HELL OUT OF ANDREA VALENTINE WITH THAT LOG CHAIN AND BUSITING UP HER FOREHEAD!!! NOW SHE’S TRYING TO WRAP THAT CHAIN AROUND THE NECK OF ANDREA!! YEAH!! SHE’S GOT HER!! SERENA STEPPING BACK THROUGH THE ROPES TAKING ANDREA WITH HER LIKE A HELPLESS DOG ON A LEASH RIGHT TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! AND IT’S WRITTEN IN HER PROFILE FOLKS! SERENA BENNETT DOES NOT LIKE DOGS AT ALL!! ANDREA STRUGGLING FRANTICALLY FOR AIR!! ANDREA PULLS FORWARD AND GRABS AT SOMETHING….NOOOO!!!
SG1: SERENA BENNETT JUST TOOK A SHOT TO THE FACE WITH THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED KEYBOARD THAT THE NOW ELIMINATED DAISY THRASH BROUGHT OUT WITH HER TO THIS MATCH!! ANDREA FALLS TO HER KNEES!! TYLER WOLFE GRABS ANDREA FROM BEHIND NOW!! ANDREA STRUGGLES IN TYLER’S GRASP!! SHE DROPS THE KEYBOARD!! TYLER WOLFE TURNS HER AROUND!! SHE’S GOT HER!! BINGO HALL MASSACRE!! CANADIAN DESTROYER!! CLARA LOVEACE FROM BEHIND!! TYLER WOLFE DROPS ANDREA VALENTINE WHO CRAWLS RIGHT FOR HER KENDO STICK!! TYLER WOLFE WITH A HIGH KNEE TO CLARA LOVELACE!! BLOODY AND ALL!! TYLER STRUGGLES TO LIFT CLARA UP! SHE’S GOING FOR BAD BITCH BAPTISM!! OHHHHH!! ANDREA VALENTINE FROM BEHIND JUST USED THAT KENDO STICK RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD OF TYLER WOLFE!! CLARA LOVELACE ESCAPES!! ATOMIC BLONDE!!! THE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!! TYLER WOLFE’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THE CANVAS BUT SHE STANDS BACK UP!! OMG!! NERF THIS!! SPEAR BY CLARA LOVELACE!!! CLARA WITH THE COVER!!!
(The crowd reacts in shock)
Gavin: OH YESS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! CLARA YOU WEAK LITTLE DITZ!! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS GOING TO WORK ON THE BIG BAD WOLFE!! SHE’S BESIDE HERSELF AND I LOVE IT!! TYLER WOLFE STRUGGLES TO HER FEET BUT SHE JUST SURVIVED A COUPLE OF DEVASTATING FINISHING MANEUVERS! I DON’T THINK SHE’S GOING DOWN TONIGHT! CLARA GRABS TYLER WOLFE UP TYLER WHO’S ON DREAM STREET!! GAME OVER!! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!! DAMMIT!! CLARA WITH ANOTHER COVER!!! F***!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Corie Simmons: Tyler Wolfe has been eliminated!
SG1: It literally took the power of two to do it, but the Champion Tyler Wolfe is gone! Clara Lovelace has now eliminated two in this Extreme Elimination Chamber match! Could we be looking at the next Specialist Champion!!?? Andrea Valentine whips Serena Bennett to the ropes! Andrea goes to swing that kendo stick but Sererna with a baseball slide under Andrea! Serena grabs Andrea Valentine by the neck and runs off the ropes for a modified bulldog-NO! Andrea turns it into AN OLYMPIC SLAM!! Andrea goe for a cover!
Gavin: SERENA’S NOT GOING DOWN TONIGHT! I CAN FEEL IT!! THIS ONE FOX IS GOING TO CASH IN BIG!! WOOOO!!! NOW CLARA LOVELACE TRYING TO CAPITALIZE ON HER OPENING! MEME GENERATOR! THE X-FACTOR!! NO!! BLOCKED BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! XOXO!! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER SENDS CLARA LOVELACE BACKWARDS TO THE CANVAS!! ANDREA HURRIES UP THE TURNBUCKLE NEAR BY AND CLIMBS UP!! CLARA LOVELACE SLOWLY RECOVERING!! CLARA TURNS AROUND!! V-DAY!!! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON TO CLARA LOVELACE INTO A COVER!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Corie Simmons: Clara Lovelace has been eliminated!
SG1: AND THEN THERE WAS TWO!!! ANDREA VALENTINE…THE HEART OF EMPIRE AND FOX’S OWN SERENA BENNETT!! ONE OF THESE LADIES WILL BE WALKING AWAY AS THE NEW EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION RIGHT AFTER THIS MATCH IS COMPLETED!! BOTH WOMEN BLOODIED AND BATTERED AND FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING THEY GOT!! SERENA HAS BEEN IN THE MATCH LONGER AT THIS POINT BUT REALLY NOBODY EXPECTED SHE WOULD EVEN MAKE IT THIS FAR! MANY BELIEVED THE THOUGHT OF HER LOSING HER JOB WOULD FORCE HER TO FIGHT DESPERATELY BUT STILL NOBODY EXPECTED THIS!!
Gavin: I did! I knew it all along! Fox is destined to get the next Specialist Champion, Serena has proven to be the perfect little crumpet! She wants to make Mr. Hunte proud! Both women slowly approaching the other!! AND THEN WITH AN UNEXPECTED LUNGE AT ANDREA WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!! Andrea drops from the shot and and appears exhausted from the punishment of this match! She’s been beaten since she entered! BUT SERENA! SHE CLIMBS ON TOP! LOOKING TO APPLY THE MUTA LOCK! SHE CALLS THIS SERENITY! FOR THE TITLE AND HER JOB!!!
SG1: BUT SHE REACHES BACK TO GRAB THE HEAD AND ANDREA GRABS HERS INSTEAD! ANDREA POUNDS SERENAS SKULL INTO THE MAT! Andrea slides out from underneath and goes to take control! She tries to climb on top of Serena… WHO TURNS IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Gavin: BUT ANDREA POWERED OUT AT THE LAST INSTANT! COME ON SERENA! PUT HER AWAY! Serena thought she had the title won there! Andrea is stunned and SERENA POPS UP AND CHARGES! PENALTY KICK ACROSS ANDREAS JAW!!!! ANDREA COLLAPSES OVER! BUT SERENA DOENST MAKE THE PIN?!? WHATRE YOU DOING YOU DUMB BITCH?!? WIN IT BEFORE FOX STOPS CARING ABOUT YOU!!!
SG1: SHUT UP! SHES MAKING THE RIGHT MOVE! Serena knows she needs something big to put Andrea away! So she’s digging deep… OR UP HIGH! ANDREA IS HUDDLED IN THE CORNER BUT SERENA CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! SERENA LOOKS TO LINE IT UP! ANDREA IS STILL HUNCHED OVER BUT SLOWLY CLIMBING TO HER FEET! SERENA DIVES! DIVING HURRICANRANA—
Gavin: NOOOO! ANDREA HAD THE CHAIN! THE CHAIN SERENA BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH! SHE JUST WHIPPED IT ACROSS SERENA’S FACE!! SERENA JUST FELL TO THE MAT AND IS CLUTCHING THE WELT IN HER FACE THATS ALREADY VISIBLE!
SG1: BUT ANDREA ISNT DONE! OHMYGOD!! SHE STICKS A KNEE INTO SERENAS BACK AND WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND SERENAS THROAT! ANDREA PULLS IT TIGHT AND SERENA CLUTCHES AT THE CHAIN! SHE CANT BREATHE! ALL THE ADRENALINE IN THIS RATE HER BODY IS BURNING THROUGH OXYGEN! THE REFEREE CHECKS HER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Corie Simmons: Serena Bennett has been eliminated.
Corie Simmons: And here is your winner… annnnnnddd NNNEEEEEEEEWWWWW EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…. ANNNNDDREEEAAAAA VVAAAALLLLEENNNNTTTIIIINNEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin: NOOOOO! NONONONONO! SERENA FAILED! Well that’s one FOX Christmas card I don’t have to send out since she’s getting canned. At least the champ is still blonde.
(Andrea is handed her new Specialists Championship and she hugs it to herself and kisses the centerplate)
SG1: BUT A POWERFUL VICTORY FOR ANDREA VALENTINE! WE HAVE A NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION AND I HAVE TO SAY SHES DEFINITELY WORTHY!
(Andrea stands and hold the title high above her head and the crowd erupts in cheers. Serena is seen exiting the chamber and walking up the ramp)
Gavin: Yeah. Well. I still think all of this would’ve been better in bikinis. FOX Cares about ratings.
???: I have to start by saying congratulations, Andrea. Well done. Well deserved.
(Andrea looks up to see Flannery McCoy applauding her from the stage with a microphone in hand.)
Flannery McCoy: But… I’m afraid I have to tell you that your night isn’t over just yet.
(“Furious 2” by Niklas Gustafson hits as the already battered and bruised Clara Lovelace walks out… holding the Young Lioness Cup, which she then hands to Flannery)
Flannery McCoy: Clara has chosen to Cash in her Young Lioness Cup. So we need to raise the chamber. By stipulation of the cup, the match is standard singles.
(The EEC begins to lift up and away from the ring. Andrea looks at the stage in disbelief as Clara walks down and Flannery leaves. The referee walks over and asks Andrea to hand over her newly won Championship)
SG1: WHAT?!? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING NOW?!? Both of these women have already been through hell tonight!
Gavin: I THINK THIS IS GENIUS! Yes, Clara has already been beaten up, but she was eliminated before the match ended! She’s been resting! It’s the perfect failsafe!
(Andrea looks heartbroken as Clara readies herself and Cori Simmons steps up with the microphone)
Cori Simmons: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Young Lioness Cup match for the EAW Specialists Championship!
(Clara waves Cori off and says she doesn’t want to wait for introductions and the referee calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: I’m surprised at Clara for this choice! But Andrea shakes off her emotion and pulls her pain stricken body to her feet! Andrea limos towards the center of the ring telling Clara to bring it on!
Gavin: CLARA CHARGES! LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR! NERF THIS!!!!!
SG1: TYLER WOLFE JUST KNEED CLARA SQUARE IN THE TEMPLE! WHERED SHE EVEN COME FROM?!?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Cori Simmons: The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification… CLARA LOOOVVEEEELLLAAAACCCEEEE!!!! But… still the EAW Specialists Champion… ANDRRRREEEEAAAAA VVAAALLLLLEEENNNTTTIIIINNEEE!!!
(Andrea looks up confused at Tyler who drops down onto Clara and grabs her by the hair)
Tyler Wolfe (off-mic): You pin me for my title and you think I’m just gonna let you leave with it? Not a goddamn chance.
(Tyler shoves Clara to the side and walks off as Andrea is handed her Championship once again, still confused by the events that just took place)
(Commercial for snow, it’s fucking everywhere around here)
(Camera opens backstage to Flannery McCoy sitting behind her desk in her office. Her bodyguard, Angel Harris is standing next to the door dressed in a black suit coat and slacks. As Flannery types away, answering an email on her Macbook Air, a knock is heard on her door. Flannery looks to Angel who nods that she is ready should she be needed, then clears her throat.)
Flannery McCoy: Come in…
(Kendra Shamez walks in followed by Karina-Ann and Celes Dumont. Flannery stands and walks around her desk to greet Kendra as the two newcomers eye Angel.)
Kendra Shamez: Here they are, the two that attacked Santana Matthews last week.
(Flannery eyes Celes and Karina for a moment before speaking.)
Flannery McCoy: Just who do you two think you are? What, you think just because you were called up from Battleground you have the right to attack people backstage without provocation? *Flannery looks from one to the other* Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
(Celes steps up to Flannery, but is stopped by Angel’s hand. Karina puts her hand on Dumont’s shoulder, looking to calm her down, then turns to Flannery.)
Karina-Ann: Flannery, look, we were just looking to make an impact. I know you have your hands full, what with Kassidy smacking the shit out of you, and Stephon trying to turn Empire into a softcore catfight show. Celes and I were just looking to make sure that we weren’t lost in the shuffle, that’s all, Ms. McCoy.
(Karina smirks at Flannery who is about to respond when Kendra interjects.)
Kendra Shamez: I don’t know who you think you are, you long legged freak, but you’re not coming into Empire and going to just start throwing your weight around! Flannery and I are in charge around here, not Stephon, not the Jaded Hearts, and certainly not you!
(Celes works her jaw in anger while staring a hole through Flannery.)
Celes Dumont: Karina and I are the future, Flannery…besides, I don’t even know what you’re upset about, everyone beats up the Pride these days, there’s not one original member left and the group has only been around a few months! Give us the chance and we will mercy kill the Pride…Don’t give us the chance, and we might just do it anyway…they barely stopped us last time, and that was when they had Layla. Things won’t go so well for them next time!
(Flannery rubs her temple infrustration.)
Flannery McCoy: How about this: If you attack anyone else before the next Empire you won’t need to worry about the Pride, or anything else but sitting your asses at home, because you’ll be suspended! I’m done with people thinking they can just walk all over me and get what they want! So, you two, take your asses back to the hotel, stay out of trouble, and I’ll deal with you on Empire, understood?
(Flannery looks at the two. Karina motions to Celes to leave as Angel opens the door for them to leave. Once Celes and Karina are gone Kendra turns to Flannery.)
Kendra Shamez:I can’t believe the disrespect of those two! *She seems to remember something suddenly* Oh, there was something I wanted to talk to you about regarding the title match…
(Commercial for Red Ryder BB-Guns, featuring Jack Ripley)
(The camera cuts back to the center of the ring, where the familiar face of Maria Del Rey, former Battleground ring announcer, stands at the center of the ring.)
Maria Del Rey: The following contest is scheduled fooooor—
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Marie Del Rey: —and is to crown the WINNER of the 2018 TAAAAAAG TEEEEEEAAM GRAAAAAAANNNND PRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIX!
(“Bloodfeather” by Highly Suspect blasts through the arena speakers, marking the arrival of the Canadian Dream. They burst from behind the curtain, full of energy, and posing on stage with their respective championships raised high in the air. Amber Keys follows not far behind them, her Empire Tag Team Title over her shoulder.)
Mari Del Rey: Introducing first….being accompanied to the ring by Amber Keys, the team of the EAW Answers World Champion, Theron Nikolas, and one half of the Empire Tag Team Champions, Cleopatra, THE CAAANNNAAAADIIIAAAANNN DRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMM!
Ben Knight: HELLO EAW UNIVERSE! That’s right! It’s us! Your favorite former Battleground commentators!
Clark Ruggerio: Wee’re baaaaack! Just like riding a bike! We missed you all so very much—ever since Battleground had been dissipated, there’s been an emptiness in our hearts that has been damn near impossible to fill!
Ben Knight: And we’re very much looking forward to calling this matchup for you all tonight at Road to Redemption! Thanks for having us! It seems only fitting that we finish this one off for you all. It’s gonna be an absolute slobberknocker! Let’s get straight into it, Clark! It sure is good to see Amber Keys in person again, don’t you think?!
Clark Ruggerio: I’ll say! An incredible example of Battleground shaping a talent into achieving their full potential! And it makes perfect sense that she’d be here tonight, Ben! Cleopatra and Amber Keys, The Queen’s Court, very recently defeated the Jaded Hearts for their Empire Tag Team Titles! Amber Keys has been brought out here sort of as a reminder of what happened to the Jaded Hearts the last time they tried to team up and went against Cleopatra in some fashion—will her partnership with Theron be as successful for her?!
(Theron and Cleopatra hop onto the apron with Amber Keys trailing behind up the steel steps. They pause to pose with their titles for one last time as they allow their music to die down.)
(“True Love” by CFO$ picks up throughout the arena, the fans going insane for their “favourite tag team.” The Jaded Hearts step out onto the stage, interlocking pinkies as they make their way down the ramp.)
Maria Del Rey: And their opponents…weighing in at a combined weight which I am not allowed to say…the team of Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade….THHHEEEE JAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDEEDDDDD HHHHHEEEEEAAAAAAARRRTTTTTSSSSS!
Ben Knight: Despite losing the Empire Tag Team titles, the bond between The Jaded Hearts has never been stronger! I couldn’t tell you the last time I saw a Tag Team gel this nicely and understand each other as well as they do! They work together as a flawless unit, and have completely set the standards for the Empire tag team division!
Clark Ruggerio: *sniffs* I just hope to have a love like theirs someday…
(The Jaded Hearts stop at the base of the ramp, whispering in each other’s ear before hoisting themselves up on the apron. Sienna holds the ropes open for Kassidy so she can enter, and Kassidy returns the favor. They take a moment to pose for the fans as their music plays out.)
(Kassidy gives Sienna a big hug before she steps in between the ropes and positions herself onto the apron. Cleopatra also steps out of the ring, marking Theron the one to start the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ben Knight: Theron Nikolas starting things off against Sienna Jade—both coming to the center of the ring here—Theron with a swift fist to the midsection of Sienna! And he quickly maneuvers himself, grabbing a hold of Sienna’s waist! Maybe trying to use his strength and size to his advantage here? Theron smiling as Sienna tries her hardest to rip his hands off of him! And Cleopatra on the apron, Amber Keys at ringside, applauding Theron for his direct control over the matchup so far! And he transitions the waist hold to a headlock! And he cranks the headlock as Sienna with nowhere to go now in the center of the ring! Throwing some slaps and punches to the back of Theron Nikolas, who seems to be wearing her down!
Clark Ruggerio: Sienna really trying her hardest to stay in this one, Kassidy on the apron pleading with her partner to break out of this hold! This is not a good start for the Jaded Hearts, Ben. Sienna might be fading here—I think Theron is looking to capitalize here, he gets a running start to the ropes, dragging Sienna with him—a springboard bulldog—NO! SIENNA COUNTERS! SHE PUSHES THERON OFF BEFORE HE CAN LAND THE BULLDOG! THERON LANDING HARD, RIGHT ON THE SPINE! AND THAT’S GOTTA HURT! Sienna capitalizing with a stiff kick to the back of Theron Nikolas! And another! And ANOTHER! Look at Kassidy, jumping up and down for joy!
Kassidy Heart (off-mic): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SIENNA!
(Sienna turns around from Theron and blows Kassidy a kiss. Kassidy swoons, fanning herself as she winks at Sienna.)
Ben Knight: Sienna redirecting her attention to Theron, who’s still down on the mat, crawling over to Sienna Jade! She stops and watches as he drags himself up to his knees with the help of the support from Sienna Jade—he reaches for a kneepad and Sienna looks down at him, disgusted that he would dare put his hands on her in this way! She reaches for his hair, trying to pull him up—BUT THERON PULLS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE TRAPS HER BY THE ARMS! SIENNA DOWNED AS THERON BEGINS FIRING REPEATED ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF SIENNA JADE! THERON NIKOLAS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE FORMS A DENT IN SIENNA’S HEAD! HE KNOCKS HER OUT COLD! HE TOSSES HER LIMP BODY OVER, DOWN ON THE MAT! HE GOES FOR A COVER!
Clark Ruggerio: Kick out by Sienna Jade! She gets the shoulder up, freeing herself from underneath the weight of Theron, trying to go to Kassidy for the tag—nope, Theron won’t let her! He grabs her by the arm, setting her up for an Irish whip, right into the Canadian Dream’s turnbuckle! He gets a head start—RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SIENNA JADE! The impact ricocheting her upright! She teeters—and falls straight to the ground! Theron stepping right over her, tagging in the Queen of the Nile, Cleopatra, into this matchup! Amber Keys going absolutely WILD at ringside here for her tag team partner finally getting an opportunity to put an end to the Jaded Hearts once again!
Ben Knight: Cleopatra pulling Sienna up by the shoulders—not gonna miss a moment to spew more shit talk, as she’s right in Sienna’s face! Spewing profanities! Cleopatra drags Sienna over to the ropes—and chucks her right through the middle rope! Sienna colliding with the barricade! Cleopatra looking to go for a rope attack—but the referee stops her! Cleopatra now arguing with the referee—AMBER KEYS! AMBER KEYS WITH THE EMPIRE TAG TEAM TITLE BELT! STRAIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD OF SIENNA JADE! AND THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! Amber Keys, smiling wide as she raises her championship high in the air over Sienna Jade—sending a message directly to the Jaded Hearts here! The fans booing profusely while—KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY HEART JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND CHARGES STRAIGHT AFTER AMBER KEYS, WHO HOLDS HER TITLE UP LIKE A SHIELD! AND KASSIDY—NO! THE REFEREE SEES IT BEFORE IT CAN HAPPEN! Warning Amber Keys that she’s at risk for getting the Canadian Dream disqualified! Kassidy nods, talking smack at her, still egging Amber on, playing a dirty mind game with the Dirti Diva to try and secure the victory for her team!
Clark Ruggerio: The Dirti Diva won’t give into it though, as badly as she wants to! She retreats, throwing her belt back over her shoulder—Kassidy now tending to her hurt partner, pulling Sienna Jade up from the ground, and bringing her back over to their corner—referee threatening to start counting out if Sienna Jade can’t get back into the ring! Kassidy rolls her eyes, scooping the arm of Sienna Jade around her shoulder, as Sienna can barely walk herself! And —BUT CLEOPATRA! FROM INSIDE OF THE RING! DIVING CROSSBODY! THE JADED HEARTS CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! AND CLEOPATRA WITH A KIP UP! Taking a second to bow here for the fans here in attendance at the front row—the fans showing respect for the Hall of Famer as they bow back! Cleo, refocusing her attention, now—she turns back to Sienna Jade, dragging her by the hair and she tosses her under the bottom rope, back into the ring! She goes for the count—
Ben Knight: SIENNA JADE KICKS OUT! But how much more will she be able to handle?! With Kassidy taken out, Sienna has no way out of this one! Cleopatra lifting Sienna Jade up once again, setting her up for what looks like a huge move here—SHE LIFTS HER UP, SUSPENDING SIENNA IN THE AIR WITH HER FEET UP! THERE IT IS! SUPLEX POWERSLAM TO SIENNA JADE FROM CLEOPATRA! DROPPING SIENNA JADE RIGHT ON HER NECK! Here goes Amber Keys, laughing again as Cleo turns to Theron for the tag! And Theron coming in hot—running head start—LOOKING FOR A RUNNING FIST DROP TO SIENNA—NO! NO! SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! THERON LANDS ON HIS FIST! SIENNA COUNTERED IT! SHE PULLS HERSELF UP BY THE ROPES—THERON PULLS HIMSELF UP AS WELL—HE CHARGES AFTER HER, LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE—AND SIENNA DUCKS AGAIN! SHE DUCKED BEHIND HIM! FLIPPING HIM AROUND BY THE SHOULDERS! SHE LANDS A CHOP TO THE CHEST! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! SIENNA JADE WITH A BRUTAL SERIES OF CHOPS! THERON HAS TURNED BRIGHT RED, CLARK! AND SIENNA HAS FORCED HIM AGAINST THE ROPES! What’s this here now, she’s shushing the crowd with a finger to her lips—quieting them down—she licks the palm of her hand—ONE LAST CHOP TO THE CHEST OF THERON NIKOLAS, AND SIENNA JADE IS BACK IN THIS ONE AS THE LAST OF HER CHOPS ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ARENA!
Clark Ruggerio: Theron looks worn out, Ben, and Sienna backs up a little here, looking to capitalize here—SIENNA JADE WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THERON NIKOLAS! AND I COULD FEEL THE IMPACT FROM HERE! KASSIDY HEART IS BACK ON THE APRON, BEN! KASSIDY HEART FEELING HOT, LOOKING FOR THE TAG—AND SIENNA MAKES THE TAG! THE CROWD GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AS KASSIDY HEART STEPS INTO THIS RING AS THE LEGAL WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCHUP! SHE RUNS STRAIGHT AFTER THERON—GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL! THE FLYING FOREARM SMASH TO THE SKULL OF THERON NIKOLAS! And he falls to the ground! Cleo looks nervous, Ben, she’s looking for the tag here, reaching out for Theron—and Kassidy allows Theron to stumble over to his partner and tag Cleo in! Cleo goes after Kassidy, but Kassidy ducks under the oncoming clothesline and takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker! Now Kassidy jogs over to the corner, and SENDS THERON DOWN TO RINGSIDE WITH A DROPKICK ACROSS THE FACE! Amber Keys trying to help Thheron up—BUT SIENNA JADE WON’T LET AMBER INTERFERE IN THIS ONE AGAIN! WITCHES HAMMER TO AMBER KEYS, FLIPPING HER INSIDE OUT AND OVER THE BARRICADE!
Ben Knight: Sienna slides back underneath the ring—referee warning her to step out, but does he think for a second that she’ll listen?! Cleo standing up, dazed now as the Jaded Hearts surround her—Kassidy calls for it, and there it is! The leg sweep by Sienna Jade, and the spinning heel kick from Kassidy Heart—SUBCULTURE! CLEOPATRA IS OUT! BUT THEY’RE NOT FINISHED, CLARK! THEY’RE GONNA FINISH HER OFF, RIGHT HERE! Sienna grabs Cleo by the legs, setting her up for the catapult position—Kassidy to the top rope—can this be it right here?! Sienna falls backward, Cleo hoisted up by her knees—THERE IT IS! THE GOLDEN STATE OF MIND ONTO CLEOPATRA! KASSIDY HEART WITH THE DIVING METEORA! AND KASSIDY GOES FOR THE PIN! CLEO IS DONE FOR!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“True Love” by CFO$ picks up throughout the arena. Sienna excitedly runs over to Kassidy with a hug, both women toppling over onto the ground as they embrace. Confetti begins to fall from the ceiling of the arena.)
Maria Del Rey: Here are your winners and the WINNERS of the 2018 Tag Team Grand Prix….Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade…THE JAAAAAAAAAADDEEEDDDDDDDD HHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!
(“TAG TEAM GRAND PRIX WINNERS: THE JADED HEARTS” flashes on the screen.)
(Kassidy and Sienna quickly separate and get up off of the mat the second they realize they made a dykey move. They lock eyes for a moment and look away, pretending that it didn’t happen and continuing to celebrate in the ring as confetti continues to fly down.)
Ben Knight: It was a wild ride, but I sure didn’t see it going any other way from the beginning! An amazing victory here from the Jaded Hearts tonight. I have no doubt in my mind that they will be the next to capture the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships!
Clark Ruggerio: Until next time, folks—whenever that may be!
(Camera opens to see Diamond Cage pacing backstage, looking laser focused and in a violent state. Eve approaches from off screen.)
Eve: Excuse me, Cage? Could I have a word?
(Cage looks over, looking like he’s ready to snap someone’s neck)
Diamond Cage: What? What do you want? I got five fuckboys to retire tonight.
Eve: Well that’s what I’m wondering about. Tonight you defend your title in a match famous for altering careers. Where’s your mind at?
Diamond Cage: Where’s my mind at? Chris Elite walks into my brand with his Gawd Contract and that oversized teddy bear walking behind him acting like he runs shit. Ahren Fournier and that blow up doll he found on the side of the highway have been sticking their noses in things where it don’t belong. Cody Marshall thinks his drunk ass can do whatever the hell his backwoods mind tells him. Drake King has his damn pull ups on too tight. And the Heart Break Boy took too many viagra and has himself all excited about this match. Where’s my mind? My mind is on teaching these fools that Diamond Cage can’t be stopped and that my title reign will continue. And their careers are about to be cut short.
Eve: Who do you think is the biggest threat in the match?
(Suddenly, Empire GM Flannery McCoy walks by with Angel Harris and Cage is distracted as he watches Flannery’s ass while she walks)
Diamond Cage: Hey girl. After tonight you should come let me show you how hard a diamond really is.
(Flannery turns around and looks disgusted but then sees Cage and looks him up and down with an intrigued smile.)
Flannery McCoy: Win your match and we’ll see. ?
Diamond Cage: Damn girl. You gonna make me a great ex wife one day.
(Commercial for the Canadian Way: Ancient Milk Bag Training Techniques)
(Camera opens and pans over the capacity crowd)
(“Exotic” by Priyanka Chopra ft. Pitbull hits as Consuela Rose Ava walks out onto the ramp to a mixed reaction holding a rather large feather duster in one hand and a lighter in the other.)
Pierre: Consuela Rose Ava has been in a number of battle lately where’s she’s come up short but managed to impress. So much so that it earned her this spot to battle for the Openweight Championship. She’s declared that she will not only take the title, but surpass all previous champions by completing the defenses and successfully cashing in.
(Consuela begins to walk and lights the feather duster on fire and holds it high for all to see. She lets it’s burn for a moment as she walks before laying it on the ramp to turn to ash as she walks down to the ring)
Deadprez: Well she wants everyone to know that despite anyone else’s hopes, the maid is gone. She made things personal when she attempted to set the Poon Palace on fire after that generous offer from TLA. She even set all the gifts he gave her on fire like an ungrateful bitch.
(Consuela enters the ring and stands with her arms out to the crowd as her music fades)
(A horn blares as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac plays. TLA drives out from the side of the stage in a low rider with Steroid Dawg in the passenger seat. He parks the car and stands up in the seat with the Openweight Championship around his waist. He looks up and sees the burned feather duster now turned to ash)
Pierre: Well some could argue that the offer TLA made was offensive to Consuela and that’s what made it personal. That the Openweight Champion insulted her integrity as a fighter and a woman, causing her to lash out.
(TLA climbs into the ramp and drops to a knee next to the pile of ash, placing a fist to the ground as if he’s mourning over it. He places his thumb and index finger into the pile and uses the ash to put a war paint streak under each eye)
Deadprez: Yeah well those people are pussies. Consuela could’ve been the top girl at the Poon Palace! Made all that sweet money with her bangin body! She had an easy path to a successful career and she tried to burn the Poon Palace down, which would’ve cost all the loyal poons their careers! Could you imagine all of them being homeless? Helpless? Without a Palace in which to Poon? It brings tears to my eyes to think.
(TLA climbs up and into the ring, he and Consuela eyeing each other as he does so. He walks to his corner and raises his fists in the air as Aaron Fitzpatrick steps to the center of the ring)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Fitzpatrick: and it is for the EAW Openweight Championship!
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, the challenger… fighting out of Frias, Spain and weighing in at 120 pounds… “The Perfectionist”… CONNSSUUUUUUEEEEEEELLLLAAAAAA RROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(Crowd reaction is mixed as Consuela steps up with her fists in the air, looking ready for a fight)
Fitzpatrick: And now, Introducing the champion… fighting out of Tlaxcala, Mexico and weighing in at 210 pounds… he is the EAW Openweight Champion… “La Pantera Sexual”… TTTTTTTTT! LLLLLLLLL! AAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Crowd cheers wildly as TLA holds the Openweight Championship up in the air before handing it off to the referee, who holds it up for the camera and hands it to the time keeper. He asks both if they’re ready and calls for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: And we are underway here with the Openweight Championship match! TLA and Consuela move to the center of the ring and begin to circle but TLA immediately goes in and gets a tie up! AND IMMEDIATELY DRIVES CONSUELA BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER BEFORE LAYING PUNCHES INTO HER!
TLA (off-mic): DIE PUTA!
Pierre: TLA wants her to pay for what she did to the Poon Palace! Firing away with shot after shot before taking a step back and coming with a running knee! BUT CONSUELA SLIPPED THROUGH THE ROPES! TLA’s knee just collided hard with the turnbuckle and that had to hurt! Consuela grabs him by the head from the apron and brings his neck down on the top rope as she drops down! Consuela now hops back up as TLA is stunned from getting hung up! TLA turns around RIGHT INTO A SPRINGBOARD FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM CONSUELA!
Deadprez: Consuela may be a bitch but she’s not gonna hold back! She climb quickly up to the top rope! MOONSAULT! IT CONNECTS AND CONSUELA GOES FOR A COVER! LOOKING TO END IT QUICKLY!!
BUT ONLY A ONE COUNT AS TLA KICKS OUT! Consuela rolls over on top of him and immediately begins to drop elbows straight down into his forehead! Consuela doing whatever she can to weaken TLA now! She grabs the hair on top of his head and begins to yank as he tried to pull him up! TLA slowly being pulled up to his feet! He’s up now… AND SHOVES CONSUELA OFF! SWAG SHOT! TLA JUST PIMP SLAPPED CONSUELA!
Pierre: Consuela is stunned and TLA grabs her now for a tiger suplex! He has a moment to breathe as he tries to get himself he looks at Consuela getting up and hits the ropes! SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CONSUELA AND IT SENDS HER INTO THE ROPES WHERE SHE HANGS! TLA hits the ropes again and comes back… 305!!!!!! The tiger feint kick connects and Consuela falls back! TLA stands on the apron… SPRINGBOARD SPLASH! Now TLA makes a cover of his own!
But Consuela kicks out! TLA goes to pull her up… BUT CONSUELA RAKES THE EYES! The referee yells at her to watch the face but Consuela ignores it as she now pulls herself to her feet. She lines up and delivers a roundhouse kick across TLA’s jaw! He stumbles and Consuela follows with a forearm smash to the face before pushing him back into the ropes and pulling him out into a monkey flip! Consuela stands and WOAH! BACK HANDSPRING INTO A DOUBLE DRIVING KNEE TO THE CHEST OF TLA! The champion could have a cracked sternum from that! And now Consuela driving more punches into his face and targeting the forehead! Maybe trying to soften him up for that Rodilla de la Muerte later!
Deadprez: If Consuela connects with that it could be all over for TLA! He’s trying to cover up from underneath but Consuela striking at lightning speed! She’s really taking it to the Openweight Champion! WAIT! TLA JUST CAUGHT ONE OF THE PUNCHES AND PULLS HIS LEGS THROUGH! HE ROLLS CONSUELA OVER! CROSSED PATHS IS LOCKED IN!
Pierre: THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER IS ONE OF THE MOST DEADLY SUBMISSIONS! IT COULD SNAP CONSUELAS ARM LIKE A STICK IF SHES IN IT TOO LONG! The referee now asking if Consuela will tap! But she’s refusing! Consuela trying to drive her feet to get to the ropes somehow! She can’t seem to do anything and she’s clawing at TLA’s legs with her free hand but it’s no use! TLA has it locked in deep and isn’t letting it go!
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA JUST DROVE UP WOTH HER LEGS AND ROLLED TLA’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT! REF MAKES THE COUNT!
ONNEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! TH—
TLA releases the hold and saves his title reign! Consuela tried to roll over to the ropes and wraps a leg around the bottom rope for protection as she clutches her elbow! She could have some serious damage from that Crossed Paths! TLA sees this and tries to grab her but the referee stops him because she’s cling to the ropes! Consuela pulls herself up with her good arm and backs into the corner! The ref asks if she’s good and she nods but she’s still clutching the arm! TLA tries to come in and take advantage.
Pierre: BUT CONSUELA WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE HURT CHEST OF TLA! That looks to have taken his breath away! Consuela… RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! The knee connects with TLA’s jaw and he falls back flat to the mat! CONSUELA MAKES THE COVER! WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
NO! NO! TLA GOT HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! The referee waves off the three count and Consuela is livid! She’s yelling that his hand hit for three and that she should be declared the winner!
Consuela (off mic): ¡ESTO ES BASURA!
Deadprez: Well it’s not her call and the referee says the match continues! TLA clutches at his jaw on the ground as he tries to shake the cobwebs out of his head but Consuela now stomping into his chest! TLA writhing on the ground with each stomp to his already injured chest cavity! Every shots gonna make it harder and harder to breathe! Now Consuela grabs TLA by the arm and drags him to the corner, still favoring that hurt arm! She props him against the bottom turnbuckle begins to kick a hole through him!
Pierre: TLA is still rocked from the knee earlier! And now Consuela lines him up! OH NO! She steps back! I think she’s looking to do it again with TLA’s head against the turnbuckle! She charges! RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!
Deadprez: NO! CONSUELA’S KNEE AND FACE COLLIDE WITH THE TURNBUCKLES AS TLA SLID HIMSELF TO THE APRON! Consuela recoils from the turnbuckle and stumbles to the mat clutching at her forehead! TLA renters the ring and grabs her up by the shoulders before throwing her back into the turnbuckle! TLA now unloading on the Ava! Right cross! Left hook! Uppercut! Just a barrage of punches from the champion and now the referee begins to count but TLA still swinging!!
Pierre: TLA steps away with his hands up and the referee checks on Consuela! BUT CONSUELA FORCES HER WAY PAST AND SWINGS WITH A WILD HAYMAKER! BUT TLA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! Consuela turns around… VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! The European upper cut just connected hard! He nearly took Consuela’s head off! Consuela stumbles over but TLA grabs her and pulls her in! He places her head between his legs!
Deadprez: Where it belongs! Should’ve taken that Poon Contract and you’d be paid to do this!
Pierre: Bruh… no. TLA bounces on his feet before leaping over! MEXICAN DESTROYER! TLA hits the Canadian destroyer and Consuela’s head is planted into the mat! TLA pulls her to the center of the ring and hooks the leg!
CONSUELA GOT THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE INSTANT! She’s still alive!
Deadprez: TLA can’t believe it! That was maybe his best shot at putting her away right there! He’s holding up his fingers to the ref begging for him to say it was a three count but the referee says to fight on!
Pierre: TLA gets himself gathered as he stands back to his feet and looks to put Consuela away! He grabs her by the arm and rolls her over! Consuela still lifeless from the Mexican Destroyer where she probably kicked out from pure instinct! He takes her legs and pulls them up! AR-15 IS LOCKED IN NOW! The pain from the Lasso from El Paso wakes Consuela up! She’s screaming from the pain on top of the punishment she’s already taken! Consuela is scratching and digging now! WAIT!
Deadprez: Consuela just picked TLA’s base leg from the submission and tripped him! He falls forward and now Consuela… SHE STICKS HIS HAND BETWEEN HER LEGS! SHE WANTS IT!
Pierre: You have a problem. She places his arm between her legs and applies the crossface for the label lock! SUELA LOCK IS IN! Consuela is a master of this technique! And look at the torque she’s putting on TLA’s neck and shoulder! TLA needs to find a way out and fast!
Deadprez: TLA using those zapatos to drive himself to the ropes though! Consuela is crankin it tight and trying to stop him from getting there! She doesn’t want to let him escape! TLA is digging deep though! Groaning through the pain! He reaches out!
Pierre: HE GETS THE ROPE WITH HIS FREE ARM! The referee comes over but Consuela won’t break the hold! SHE CRANKS IT EVEN TIGHTER!
And Consuela finally releases! She doesn’t wanna lose her chance at the belt! Just applying more punishment! She rolls over and gets quickly to her feet! TLA climbs himself up! Consuela charges! RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!
Deadprez: TLA DODGES AGAIN! But Consuela catches herself this time at the ropes! She turns around quickly and TLA comes in WITH A LARIAT!!!
Pierre: BUT CONSUELA DUCKS UNDERNEATH… AND TLA JUST TOOK OUT THE REFEREE BY ACCIDENT! He’s looking down at the ref in shock! It was entirely accidental!
Deadprez: BUT CONSUELA WITH THE LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND! TLA crumbles to the ground now and rolls out of the ring! He looks like he might be sick! Consuela follows him out of the ring and looks to take advantage of the lack of referee! She steps to the side and grabs a steel chair from the timekeepers area before walking back around the ring to TLA and—
Pierre: SHE JUST DENTED THE CHAIR OVER THE CHAMPIONS HEAD! TLA is busted open now and bleeding from the forehead! The blood trickles down his face but Consuela tears back and delivers another shot to the head as TLA falls to the floor! He tries to crawl away but now Consuela swinging the chair into his spine! Just more and more punishment being dished out! TLA keeps crawling! Consuela goes to swing again! BUT TLA ROLLS OVER AND KICKS HER AWAY!
Deadprez: Yeah but it didn’t do too much as TLA is still crawling away and Consuela is still on the assault! She stumbled back but here she comes again! She raises the chair! Swings— WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Pierre: TLA JUST THREW SOME KIND OF POWDER INTO CONSUELAS FACE! That— THAT WAS THE ASHES! THE ASHES FROM THE BURNING FEATHER DUSTER! TLA JUST THREW THEM INTO CONSUELAS EYES AND NOW SHES BLINDED! CONSUELA HAS DROPPED THE CHAIR AND IS FLAILING AROUND LIKE SHE CANT SEE!!
Deadprez: TLA climbs back to his feet slowly but he gets there! He grabs Consuela by the head and runs her back down to the ring! Blood coats TLA’s face now just as the ashes coat Consuela’s! TLA told her into the ring but the blinded Consuela is quick to her feet! TLA climbs in and Consuela is swinging wildly! TLA ducks underneath a shit and CARTEL KICK!
Pierre: The pele kick drops Consuela flat! TLA is still hurting from the punishment he’s taken but he sees his chance! TLA climbs the ropes! He’s up on the top turnbuckles and looks out to the cheering crowd through his crimson mask! BURNOUT!
Deadprez: IT HITS! THE CORKSCREW 360 SENTON HITS THE MARK AND TLA HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE WIN!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: TLA DID IT! THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP STAYS ON SHOWDOWN AND HES ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE WORLD TITLE SHOT!
(TLA stands to his feet, stumbling from the match as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” blasts through the arena)
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… aaaaaaannnnnddddd SSSSTTTTTTIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL EAW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION…. TTTTTT! LLLLL! AAAAAAAA!
(TLA is handed the championship and he holds it high and smiles through the blood for the cheering crowd)
Deadprez: You can’t keep a real one down and time has proven again and again, TLA is a real one! I believe in him to be the first to actually make the Openweight cash in a success! I’ll state that now!
Pierre: Well he still has two more defenses before that can even happen, but for now, let’s let him enjoy himself.
(Commercial for House Reigner Realty Group)
(Road To Redemption returns and cuts to the backstage area. Sofia Clark is standing by with a microphone in her hand.)
Sofia Clark: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, the Unified Tag Team Champions… MarrKade.
(The camera zooms out to the show Charlie Marr standing to Sofia’s left and Daryl Kinkade standing to her right. Both are in gear and have their championships over their shoulders. The only problem with this picture is the fact that the champions look ready to kill one another.)
Sofia Clark: Gentlemen, thank you so much for joining me. I know both of you have an Extreme Elimination Chamber to prepare for, but earlier this evening we saw The Jaded Hearts defeat The Canadian Dream in the Grand Prix Finals, thus making them the number one contenders for those championships you guys carry. Now both of you have been very vocal this week towards one another, which honestly I found a little shocking. Are you two going to be able to put whatever happens tonight inside that chamber behind you and continue to function as a cohesive team?
Charlie Marr: You know what? Right now, I honestly don’t give a fuck about this team, Sofia. That little pussy made it his mission to project his insecurities onto me this week and open up a Pandora’s Box that no one even knew existed. The Grand Prix Finals never crossed my mind this week because I was too busy preparing to cement myself as Main Event Marr. A lot of people, that bitch right there included, seem to think I’m some undeserving piece of shit and quite frankly, I’m sick of it. Daryl, this is not the first time we have stepped inside the ring against one another and I highly doubt that it’s going to be the last, but if you think that I’m going to conveniently forget about all the bullshit you decided to say this week, then you’re mistaken. As far as I’m concerned, MarrKade is done, and when you find yourself without a fucking purpose in this company you remember that you’re the one who did this to us.
Daryl Kinkade: I’m the one who did this? You have always been the problem, since day one. Time and time again your mouth and your actions have gotten us into situations and I have had to bend over backwards in order to fix them for us. Everyone has a breaking point, and you know what? I’m not going to apologize for reaching mine. I’ve had it up to here with everyone in this company thinking I am some lesser competitor because I do my best to fight fair. I’m not going to stand here and pretend that I wake up every day feeling my best. I don’t and I’m not going to lie about it, because I’m a realist. I’m a real human being with feelings and emotions. I look at every situation and at the end of the day, if I want to advance in this company, I have to do what’s best for me.
(Daryl steps up and he and Charlie come nose to nose with one another.)
Daryl Kinkade: YOU are the one who’s held me back. YOU are the one who drags both of our names through the mud. YOU are the one who popped off before War Games and started a fight with Empire that YOU couldn’t finish. YOU are the one who failed to show up against the Dragonslayers of all teams, and I had to CARRY YOU through that match. YOU are the one who lost the match for us at Pain for Pride because YOU couldn’t watch your own back when the time was right. So don’t you dare act like you are the one breaking up MarrKade. Don’t you come at me with empty threats. Losing MY National Elite Championship that I beat YOU for to someone like Osamu Arcichida, opened my eyes. It opened my eyes in ways you will never understand Charlie. I’m so sick of being your doormat. I’m sick of being your punching bag. I fully plan on bringing everything I have into that chamber tonight and I’m going to show why Main Event Marr is never going to be a thing.
(Charlie clenches his jaw and removes his Unified Tag Team Championship from his shoulder.)
Charlie Marr: You’ve said so many things that you can’t take back this week Daryl. So many fucking things. I don’t know what’s happened to you, or if you got some leggy, blonde Empire slut gassing you up behind the scenes, but this new found attitude of yours… well it just fucking sucks. Mark my words, my brother, you are going to pay for absolutely everything you’ve said about me this week. You are going to regret coming at me. I owe you one, anyways.
Daryl Kinkade: And what’s that supposed to mean?
Charlie Marr: You took the National Elite Championship from me. I’m damn sure not letting you take another title from me ever again.
(Daryl glares at Charlie, but takes a step back. He also removes his Unified Tag Team Championship from his shoulder.)
Daryl Kinkade: Well Charles, how about I give you one then?
(Daryl tosses his half of the championships down at Charlie’s feet and pushes past his former partner. A very annoyed Charlie Marr is left standing with a shocked Sofia Clark.)
( Camera transitions back to the ring where Stephie Love is standing front and center with a microphone in hand. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following contest… is an I QUIT MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!! In this match there will be no pinfalls, no submissions and no referee stoppage. The only way for this match to come to an end is if one of the competitors say the words “I Quit”.
“ILLEST MUTHAFUCKA ALIVE!!!!!”
( The stage lights turn a familiar shade of gold and “Illest Motherfucker Alive” by Jay Z and Kanye West play over the sound system. Soon after the music begins Mr. DEDEDE walks through the billowing smoke on the stage, dressed for competition and sporting a “Gawdzilla” t-shirt with a menacing grin on his face. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first, residing in the Ryan Adams Estate in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, weighing in tonight at 230 POUNDS… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING, MMISSTEEEEEERRRRRR DEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEE!!!!
Talib Bari: Mr. DEDEDE is walking into, get this, his SEVENTY SEVENTH FPV appearance in Elite Answers Wrestling, the most of anybody in the history of this company. 77 matches as of tonight, but I don’t know if it has ever been more personal than it is for this I Quit contest.
Stew: DDD is a man prone to redefining himself time and time and again, but the metamorphosis he has undertaken since the summer has really been the most disturbing of any in all my days as an EAW broadcast journalist. A descent into madness, a complete lack of regard for human life, this man has separated families, completely taken away livelihoods, and abused his power to settle vendettas and all grievances. He calls himself “an animal, a monster in a suit”, and this monster has terrorized a woman’s family for months all because he wouldn’t do her bidding. Now he looks to put an end to not simply her wrestling career, but her livelihood with the sadistic intentions he has coming into this contest tonight.
( “ULTRAnumb” (Exterminated Remix) by Blue Stahli plays over the sound system. Soon after this Cameron Ella Ava walks out with no makeup on dressed in sneakers, leggings and a racerback sports bra as well as her hair tied back. )
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent… from Los Angeles, California, she is “THE GODDESS OF DYNASTY”, CAMMEROOOOOONN ELLAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Talib: Stephie Love may have called Cameron “The Goddess” just now but that side of Cameron, as we know it, appears to be dead Stew. There is a cold look in that woman’s eyes, a look I have never seen before out of Cameron Ella Ava.
Stew: Neither have I. We have never seen Cameron pushed to the limits that she’s been pushed to over the last few months, this rivalry has taken a piece of her soul, it’s taken her sanity, it’s even taken some of her love for this business. Not only has her mental health declined but look at her, you can see it on her complexion, in her eyes, her physical health is starting to dwindle as well. This woman must now fight for her EAW career, because the man who has humiliated her, injured her sisters, brutalized her mother and aligned with her abusive, deadbeat father is now the same man threatening the nearly DECADE long career that she has put into this company.
( Cameron is in the ring and is held back from DDD by the official. Her music eventually dies down and DDD is at one of the corners licking his lips and eyeing her down like a predator. )
Talib: I couldn’t imagine Cameron Ella Ava not being in EAW anymore Stew, but I’m not going to lie to you, I don’t know how she gets out of this. It almost feels like Cameron HAS to win this, but there’s only one person in the world who has any idea how she’ll be able to overcome these odds, and it’s Cameron Ella Ava.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew: CAMERON AND DDD CHARGE AT EACH OTHER AT THE ONSET OF THIS MATCH! Cam slides underneath a wild right from DDD, DDD turns around, SPINNING BACKFIST BY DDD! Ducked by Cam! She stuns him with multiple clubbing blows to the lower midsection, followed by rapidfire rights and lefts lighting up DDD’s face! He can barely protect himself, she’s backing DDD up into the corner and throwing everything she has at him in the early going!
Talib: DDD swings a couple of shots of his own, but Cameron dodges them with otherworldly quickness, and rocks him with a big time uppercut! Jumping elbow smash to the face! A wicked uppercut straight to the jaw! Now she takes DDD out of the corner with an Irish whip……DDD reverses the whip…. Cam hits the other turnbuckle hard, while DDD rebounds off of the ropes behind him! Cameron comes stumbling out of the corner, WHAT?????
Stew: NO WAY!!!! DDD DRILLS THROUGH HER WITH THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: HE GOT HER WITH THE SPEAR ALREADY!!!! CAMERON HAS BEEN CUT DOWN SO EARLY!
Talib: AND YOU CAN HEAR THE AIR GOING OUT OF THIS BUILDING! Oh man! Oh man! That was like a shot to the gut for so many of these people in the audience who were rooting for Cam! How could she let this happen?!
Stew: It was clear from the beginning that Cameron was not in the right frame of mind for this match, especially not with somebody as meticulous and calculating as Mr. DEDEDE. Cam is on the floor clutching her midsection while DDD is on the top rope banging his chest and making Gorilla noises, while Cameron just desperately tries to claw herself over to the apron and get some form of reprieve. DDD delivered such an early dagger, but this match isn’t quite over yet, as he follows Cameron to the apron and steps through the ropes to look down at Cam who’s trying to escape the ring… NOW DDD STOMPS AT CAMS HEAD, CAUSING CAM’S HEAD TO HIT THE APRON, AND HE DELIVERS REPEATED STOMPS INTO HER TEMPLES, UNTIL SHE PLOPS DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR. DDD drops down to ringside as well, and he grabs a hold of Cam’s hair by the roots and drags her a bit of a distance unrelentingly… AND SENDS HER WITH ALL HE’S GOT INTO THE STEEL STEPS, JUST THROWING HER LIMP BODY AGAINST THE UNFORGIVING METAL! NOW HE SPRINTS RIGHT OVER TO HER AND DELIVERS A RUNNING PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT ACROSS HER HEAD, AS IT’S SANDWICHED BETWEEN DDD’S BOOT AND THE STEEL STEPS! CAM’S SKULL GOES KNOCKING INTO THE STEPS YET AGAIN, AND SHE PLOPS BACK DOWN HOLDING HER HEAD IN AGONY!
Talib: DDD looks like he’s in his “happy place”, as happy as a menacing psychotic tyrant can be, but he looks far from finished. DDD walks back over to those steps and slowly pulls them out of place by a couple of feet… and now he goes for one of Cam’s ankles! OH LORD, DDD DRAGS CAM’S RIGHT ANKLE AND IS ATTEMPTING TO WEDGE HER FOOT IN BETWEEN THE RINGPOST AND THE STEEL STEPS! THE OFFICIAL TRYING TO STEP IN AND GET AN ANSWER FROM CAM!
Referee: CAM DO YOU QUIT?
Stew: CAMERON LANDS A COUPLE OF BOOTS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE, NARROWLY ESCAPING WHATEVER SICK ATTACK HE WAS PLANNING! Now Cam desperately drags herself up to the apron, still favoring her ribs and pushing herself past the pain, and DDD comes right after her again lunging for one of her ankles. Cam with a stomp to the hand! She turns around, and delivers a SLIDING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT ON THE APRON, BRINGING DDD ONTO HIS BACK! Cam drags herself into the ring quickly while DDD recovers, and she stumbles across the ring, rebounds off of the ropes and comes CHARGING AT DDD WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! DDD IS SENT SMACKING INTO THE BARRICADE, AND CAM RUSHES BACK IN THE RING, STILL FAVORING HER RIBS, BUT RUNNING OFF OF MOMENTUM…. BLITZES THROUGH THE ROPES AGAIN!!! ANOTHER SUICID–
Talib: DDD YANKS DOWN THE MIDDLE ROPES, AND CAMERON WIPES OUT AT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! DDD painstakingly picks Cam up from the floor, recovering rather quickly from the suicide dive, and he takes her by the nape of her neck over towards where we’re sitting and FLINGS CAMERON’S BODY RIGHT OVER THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! WHOA!! WAIT A MINUTE, CAMERON MANAGES TO ROLL WITH HER SHOULDERS AND SOMEHOW STICK THE LANDING DESPITE LOOKING LIKE SHE WAS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON! DDD takes just a brief moment to stretch his back, turns around, and CAMERON SPRINGS OFF OF THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH ONE OF THE MONITORS IN HER HAND!!! AND BASHES THE MONITOR OVER DDD’S HEAD WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!!
( DDD drops to the mat and Cameron lays there favoring her ribs still, using everything in her power to recover. )
Stew: AMAZING IMPROVISATION FROM A WOMAN WHO LITERALLY JUST TOOK A SPEAR FROM MR. DEDEDE NOT EVEN A FEW MINUTES INTO THE MATCH! Cameron Ella Ava somehow manages to deliver offense even when she should be on the brink of defeat! Cam is sitting back against the LED apron board again holding her ribs and dealing with a lot of head pain. It’s taking a lot just for her to even pull herself up, and DDD is recovering at an even quicker pace than she is! Once he’s fully up to a vertical base he goes right after Cam, and Cam meets him HEAD ON WITH THE KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!! FOREARM SMASH RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! BUT DDD IS STILL STANDING, ON SPAGHETTI LEGS NO LESS BUT STILL UP! He’s leaned over the Voltage announce desk, while Cameron quickly digs underneath the apron and pulls out a couple of Kendo sticks! DDD turns back to Cam scowling and comes after her, and CAMERON SWINGS WITH ALL SHE’S GOT AND DELIVERS A KENDO STICK SHOT RIGHT ACROSS THE BODY!!! BUT DDD EATS THE SHOT!!! AND–
Talib: HOLY SHIT!!! DDD DROPS HER WITH A RIDICULOUS HAYMAKER!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Stew: I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN HIM HIT SOMEBODY SO HARD! CAMERON LITERALLY GOT SENT FLYING WITH THAT RIGHT HAND! THIS FRONT ROW CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THE FORCE OF THAT IMPACT, AND NOW DDD PICKS THAT KENDO STICK UP… OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DDD SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH THE KENDO STICK, DELIVERING SHOT AFTER SHOT, OVER AND OVER AND OVER, AS THAT SINGAPORE CANE SLAMS INTO THE SMALL OF HER BACK, AND HER THIGHS, AND THE BACK OF HER NECK, AND THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!! JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN!
Talib: Cameron letting out screams of pain after DDD unleashes with nearly A DOZEN KENDO STICK SHOTS in concession! That Kendo stick is literally bent damn near in half, and now DDD pulls Cameron up by her hair like she were an inanimate object, just to toss her into the ring. DDD follows Cameron in there with the damaged Kendo stick… now he’s breaking it in half. DEDEDE drags himself over to Cam, as she’s got welts slowly forming all over her body from those Kendo stick shots………….he’s opening her legs……….
( DEDEDE DRIVES THE JAGGED EDGE OF THE BROKEN KENDO STICK IN BETWEEN CAMERON’S LEGS. )
Talib: THIS SADISTIC SON OF A…
( DEDEDE INCREASE THE PRESSURE, SCREAMING THE WORDS “QUIT!” )
Referee: CAMERON DO YOU QUIT?!
( Cameron continues to scream out in pain, and wraps her bare hands around the jagged edge of the kendo stick, and forces it out from between her legs, causing her hands to slice open and blood to drip from her palms to the mat. )
Talib: I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE THE WORDS FOR WHAT I JUST SAW…. CAMERON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, BOTH OF HER PALMS SLICED OPEN, AND CURLING HERSELF IN A BALL AFTER BEING VIOLATED WITH THAT KENDO STICK FROM MR. DEDEDE! AND NOW DDD FOLLOWS CAMERON OUT OF THE RING, NOT EVEN TAKING TIME TO LET WHAT HE JUST DID SOAK IN! DDD RIPS UP THE RINGSIDE FLOOR PADDING, EXPOSING THE CONCRETE FROM A SECTION OF THE RINGSIDE FLOOR.
Stew: Cameron has no idea what’s happening, she’s almost in a stupor after what just happened to her! AND NOW DDD’S PICKING HER UP FROM THE PADDED FLOOR, HOISTS HER IN HIS ARMS, AND DELIVERS A SCOOP SLAM! CAM’S BODY GOES SPLAT INTO THE UNFORGIVING CONCRETE RINGSIDE FLOOR! This poor woman can only scream in pain after being slammed kidneys first into the unprotected concrete floors. It has been a dreadful experience for Ava tonight so far, one would hope that she finds a way to muster up some form of offense again, but she is at the mercy of Mr. DEDEDE in his most twisted incarnation yet. DDD demands the referee ask Cameron the question that not a single person in this audience wants to hear…
Referee: Cameron do you quit?!
Talib: Cameron emphatically replies “no”, while holding in sobs of pain, clutching her lower midsection and barely able to breathe much less fight. DDD drags Cameron by the wrist and forcefully opens up her palms…..
( Camera gets a closeup of Cameron’s palm, which has been cut open down to the flesh due to the jagged kendo stick. )
Stew: DEDEDE STOMPS HIS BOOT RIGHT INTO CAM’S SLICED OPEN HAND, AND PRESSES ALL 230 POUNDS OF HIS WEIGHT INTO THE FLESH-EXPOSED PALM OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, AND DDD RIPS AT CAM’S HAIR, YANKING IT UPWARDS WHILE DIGGING HIS BOOT INTO CAMERON’S PALM, AS IT’S WEDGED RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! NOW THIS SICK BASTARD OPTS TO YANKING HER HAIR WITH HIS LEFT HAND, AND BEATING HER SENSELESS OVER THE SKULL WITH HIS RIGHT CLOSED FIST, WITH HIS BOOT STILL PRESSED INTO CAM’S SLICED OPEN PALM! FOR GOD’S SAKES!
Talib: The referee is begging DDD to stop this, he’s offering to call this match in DDD’s favor! AND DDD KNOCKS OUT THE REFEREE!!! DDD TAKES THE OFFICIAL DOWN WITH THE HAYMAKER, THIS MAN IS TRULY BECOMING FUCKING UNHINGED!
Stew: It’s like he doesn’t’ even care about winning this match anymore, he has completely lost any awareness of where he is! DDD drags Cameron by her ankle over to the displaced steel steps, and now he’s ripping at Cameron’s shoe laces trying to rip off her shoe! He exposes the right sock-covered foot of Cameron and PLACES CAM’S ANKLE RIGHT BETWEEN THE STEEL STEPS AND THE RING APRON!!! DDD BACKS AWAY!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!
Talib: DROPKICK INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! DAMN IT!!!! THE STEPS CRACK RIGHT INTO CAMERON’S EXPOSED ANKLE!!!!!
Stew: NOT SO FAST! CAM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! BY THE GRACE OF GOD, CAM ESCAPES JUST IN TIME, AND NOW SHE DIVES INTO THE RING TO FIND A METHOD OF ESCAPE! But DDD is not far behind her, as Cameron is in the ring she collapses to the floor just from damage alone! But DDD is at the corner and is waiting for her to get back up! AS SHE DOES, DDD CHARGES AT CAMERON FOR A SECOND SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT HER AGAIN!!!!
Talib: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! CAMERON INTERCEPTS THE SPEAR, BY STABBING HIM IN THE EYE WITH THE BROKEN END OF THE KENDO STICK!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!
Stew: OH MY LORD, DDD PROFUSELY BLEEDING FROM HIS LEFT EYE SOCKET!!! IT’S BEEN SLICED RIGHT OPEN, AND BLOOD IMMEDIATELY COMES POURING DOWN THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Talib: CAM HERSELF DROPS TO HER KNEES HOLDING HER PALMS IN AGONY AFTER FINDING THAT SAVING GRACE AT THE LAST SECOND! MR. DEDEDE IS STANDING, BUT HE’S COMPLETELY DISORIENTED, HE’S LITERALLY TRYING TO DIG A SPLINTER OUT FROM PENETRATING HIS LEFT EYELID! I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE THE KIND OF PAIN HE’S GOT TO BE FEELING….. CAMERON WITH A SURGE!!! SHE’S UP TO HER FEET AND GOES JOGGING AT DDD!!!! GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!!! ENZUIGIRI RIGHT ACROSS THAT LEFT EYE SOCKET AGAIN!!!! AND DDD DROPS TO THE FLOOR JUST DEVASTATED! CAMERON FOLLOWS UP WITH THE MODIFIED AVA LOCK!!!! MODIFIED AVA LOCK, DEPENDING ON HER FOREARMS AND OPTING FOR AN ARM-TRAP WITH HER LEGS RATHER THAN THE TRADITIONAL STF, AND GIVING THE CIRCUMSTANCES IT’S THE BEST SHE’S GOT!!! CAMERON IS PULLING BACK THOSE BLOODSTAINED FOREARMS RIGHT ACROSS DDD’S FACE, AROUND HIS SLICED OPEN ORBITAL SOCKET AREA, AND SHE’S DUMPING EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!!! EVERYTHING SHE POSSIBLY HAS, INTO PUTTING DEDEDE AWAY!!!!!!
Stew: A NEW OFFICIAL SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE IN HAND! DDD YELLING OUT IN PAIN, WHILE THE REFEREE GETS DOWN TO HIS LEVEL AND ASKS HIM THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION!
Referee: DEDEDE DO YOU QUIT???
Talib: DDD IS TOO BUSY SUFFERING TO ANSWER THE REF’S QUESTION! CAMERON SCREAMING HERSELF, TELLING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO “QUIT!” SHE’S REARING BACK WITH ALL SHE HAS AT THIS MODIFIED AVA LOCK!!!
( Cameron Ella Ava releases the Ava Lock. )
Stew: WHAT THE HELL???
Talib: CAMERON IS DRAGGED OFF OF MR. DEDEDE!!!! BY HENRIQUE FERNANDEZ!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA’S FATHER DRAGS HER AWAY JUST AS SHE WAS ON THE CUSP OF GETTING DDD TO SUBMIT! REF GET THIS SON OF A BITCH OUT OF HERE!
Stew: CAMERON PULLS HERSELF TO HER FEET, AND HENRIQUE SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH! HENRIQUE WITH ANOTHER SLAP! CAMERON STUNNED BY THIS, AND HENRIQUE DOES THE BACHATA DANCE BEFORE HITTING HIS OWN DAUGHTER WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE NOSE!
( Cameron drops to her knees, and Henrique screams in her face that she’s a disappointment, a failure, and a disgrace. Cameron holds her bloodied nose, and tears begin to well up on her face. )
Talib: AND THANKFULLY THE OFFICIAL IS REPRIMANDING THIS PIECE OF CRAP, THANK YOU REF PLEASE GET THIS GUY THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Henrique getting into a heated argument with the ref…. and DEDEDE DELIVERS A CHEAP SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE REFEREE’S HEAD! THIS UNHINGED BASTARD TAKING DOWN THE SECOND OFFICIAL OF THIS MATCH! AND NOW DEDEDE AND HENRIQUE DIVERT THEIR ATTENTION TO CAM, AND BEGIN STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A 2-ON-1 ASSAULT!
DEDEDE: Henrique kick this bitch’s head off like you did her stupid ass mother :demonic:
Talib: DEDEDE HOLDS CAMERON’S HEAD LIKE A TEED UP FOOTBALL…… HENRIQUE BACKS AWAY…. AND RUNS FULL SPEED AHEAD WITH A PUNT KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!
Henrique Fernandez: GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!
Stew: PUNT KICK RIGHT ACROSS CAM’S MOUTH!!! SPIT GOES FLYING OUT OF HER MOUTH, AS THE POINTY TOED DRESS SHOES OF HENRIQUE GO SMACKING RIGHT ACROSS CAMERON’S LIPS!!!
Talib: THIS DEVIL HENRIQUE FERNANDEZ HAS NO LOVE, NO MERCY, NOT FOR THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN, AND NOT EVEN FOR HIS OWN DAUGHTER. HE TREATS DEDEDE LIKE MORE OF A FATHER THAN HE EVER DID HIS OWN DAUGHTERS!
Stew: AND NOW THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS STOMPING HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD INTO SUBMISSION WITH THE MAN WHO HAS PROMISED TO “KILL, DESTROY AND RAPE” HIS DAUGHTER! DDD directing traffic, blood staining half of his face, eyes bloodshot, and Henrique takes Cameron up and presses her into the corner… AND IS STRANGLING HER WITH BOTH OF HIS BARE HANDS! THERE’S NO WAY FOR ME TO PUT INTO WORDS HOW WRONG THIS IS, UNLESS YOU HAVE CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FATHOM JUST HOW ABHORRENT WHAT YOU’RE SEEING TRULY IS. CAMERON IS LOSING ALL SENSE OF OXYGEN, SHE’S TURNING BLUE IN THE FACE.
Talib: LOOK AT DDD! LOOK AT DDD!
( Mr. DEDEDE re-enters the ring with: )
Stew: HE’S GOT THE EQUALIZER!!! HENRIQUE HOLDS THE LIMP BODY OF HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND PROPS HER UP, SERVING HER TO THE ALTAR OF THE DEVIL, AND THE DEVIL HAS RISEN IN THE FORM OF MR. DEDEDE! HE HAS THAT PATENTED GUITAR FILLED WITH THUMBTACKS, NAILS AND SHARDS OF GLASS………… HE’S WINDING IT UP!!! HE’S BEEN TRYING TO PUT CAMERON ELLA AVA AWAY WITH THE EQUALIZER ALL YEAR, AND NOW CAMERON IS HIS FOR THE PICKING!!! DDD COCKS BACK!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
Talib: DDD GOES DOWN!!! AND STANDING OVER HIM IS NONE OTHER THAN MS. EXTREME!!!!
Talib: MS. EXTREME HAS TAKEN DDD DOWN WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, USING THE LOOSE MONITOR FROM THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!! CAMILLE AVA HAS COME VIRTUALLY OUT OF NOWHERE, JUST WHEN HER SISTER NEEDED HER THE MOST! HENRIQUE FERNANDEZ DROPS AN OUT-OF-IT CAMERON ELLA AVA! THE MAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST SEEN A GHOST!
( Camille Ava slowly approaches a shook Henrique Fernandez. )
Stew: CAMILLE AVA CONFRONTS HER COWERING, GUTLESS, HORRID EXCUSE FOR A FATHER,
Henrique Fernandez: :damn: Baby please!!! Don’t do this!!! You’ve always been my favorite baby girl! I have always loved you more than your sisters, I swear it!
Stew: LISTEN TO THIS BASTARD TRY TO COP A PLEA! AS FAR AS CAMILLE IS CONCERNED, HIS WORDS ARE FALLING ON DEAF EARS! AND NOW SHE’S GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS! AND CAMILLE UNLOADS ON HENRIQUE! UNLEASHING RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO HER DAD, BACKING HIM UP INTO THE CORNER! BUT HENRIQUE RAKES CAMILLE ACROSS THE EYES! CAMILLE TURNS AROUND …..
Talib: NO!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE RIPS THROUGH CAMILLE WITH THE SPEAR!!!!!!!
Stew: NOBODY HOME!!! CAMILLE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND DDD SPEARS A CORNERED HENRIQUE INSTEAD!!! HENRIQUE JUST HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM, AND DEDEDE IS STUNNED BY THE ACCIDENTAL MISFIRE! DDD PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP — BANG!!!!! IN EXCELSIS!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA DRILLS MR. DEDEDE WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE ACROSS THE SLICED OPEN ORBITAL SOCKET!!!! AND THE IMPACT HITS HIM SO HARD, HE’S SENT THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHES ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE RINGSIDE FLOOR! CAMERON JUST NAILED THE BEST SHOT IN HER ARSENAL, AND WHAT A TIME TO DO IT!
Talib: LOOK AT CAMILLE….. SHE’S NOT DONE WITH DEDEDE….. SHE PICKS UP THE EQUALIZER FROM THE CANVAS, AND IS ABOUT TO FOLLOW DDD OUT OF THE RING TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY………
Stew: BUT CAMERON STOPS CAMILLE! CAM TAKES THE EQUALIZER FROM CAMILLE’S HANDS, TURNS AWAY FROM DDD……..AND TURNS TO HENRIQUE…………
Talib: OH. MY. GOD.
Stew: CAMERON ELLA AVA SCOWLING LIKE KOBE BRYANT IN THE 4TH, WITH HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE NECK OF THE EQUALIZER, AS SHE WAITS FOR HER FATHER TO GET UP FROM HIS KNEES! HENRIQUE IS STILL LOUDLY WHEEZING IN PAIN FOLLOWING THAT ACCIDENTAL SPEAR! Camille Ava walks up to Henrique and offers him her hand. Henrique thanks his daughter, and wraps his arms around her for a hug …… but Camille rejects the hug, TURNS HIM AROUND, AND OFFERS HIM UP TO CAM!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FULL!!!!!!!!! FORCE!!!!!!!!! SHOT!!!!!!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA SWINGS FOR THE FENCES, AND SMASHES THE EQUALIZER OVER HENRIQUE FERNANDEZ’ SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUMBTACKS, NAILS, SHARDS OF GLASS, AND HENRIQUE’S BLOOD GO EXPLODING ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!!!!!!!! HENRIQUE DROPS TO THE FLOOR WITHOUT A PULSE!!!!!!!!
Talib: SHE KILLED HIM!!! SHE KILLED HIM!!! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HENRIQUE FERNANDEZ IS DEAD!!!!
Stew: AND IT COULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY! SAYA-FREAKING-NARA HENRIQUE! SEE YA NEVER!
( Mr. DEDEDE drags himself onto the apron with his left eye completely swollen shut. )
Talib: DDD attempts to re-enter the ring, and Camille Ava immediately meets him with UNFORGIVING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, BATTERING HIM WITH THOSE PRECISE SHOTS! CAMILLE’S AMAZING STRIKING ABILITY ON DISPLAY, AND DDD HAS NO DEFENSE LEFT IN HIM! Cameron Ella Ava is out of the ring digging underneath the apron, while Camille ties DDD’s arms up using the 2nd and 3rd ring ropes. Now Cameron drags herself back in the ring with a….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT….
Stew: THAT APPEARS TO BE A DIAMOND STUDDED TASER….
( Cameron Ella Ava snarls, getting into a tied up DDD’s face. )
Cameron Ella Ava: Beg for mercy.
Talib: DEDEDE SPITS RIGHT INTO CAMERON’S FACE, AND CALLS HER A “FUCKING WHORE.” AND…..AND CAM’S LAUGHING.
( Cameron slowly wipes DDD’s spit off of her face, steps back, and points the taser at him. )
DDD: FUCK YOU DARK DEMON’S WHORE!!! STUPID FUCKING USED UP CUMSLUT–
Stew: JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!! CAMERON TASES DDD RIGHT IN HIS TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!
( DEDEDE screams out in pain at the top of his lungs, and Cameron turns the taser off. Camille holds a microphone up to his mouth. )
( DDD pants out of shock and pain, his face is beet red, with every vein protruding from his head. )
DDD: EAT A FUCKING DICK BITCH!!!! EAT A DICK!!!!
Stew: CAMERON KICKS BACK ON THE TASER, AIMS FOR HIS GROIN AGAIN!!!!! AND TASES HIM IN THE GROIN YET AGAIN!!!!!
DDD: I QUIT!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!
( Cameron turns the taser off, and the dazed official spectating from ringside calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!!
( “ULTRANumb” comes back on, and Cameron Ella Ava immediately collapses with her arms around her sister, Camille Ava. )
Talib: IT’S OVER. IT’S FINALLY OVER.
( Cameron, completely exhausted, cries over Camille’s shoulder while Camille stands there embracing her sister with a big smile on her face. Mr. DEDEDE is at ringside curled into fetal position, as several medics surround him concerned for his well being. Henrique Fernandez is being dragged from a pool of his own blood and loaded onto a stretcher by EMTs. )
Stew: I thought I’d be happy to see things end this way, but more than anything Bari I can’t help but just feel exhausted, exhausted by all of this. By no means did any of this need to happen; the carnage, the wreckage, the heartbreak, the deception, the turmoil, all of the events that played out over the last number of months just didn’t need to happen. Even though Cameron Ella Ava has won this night, can we ever say that either of them will ever be the same?
Talib: I think this will make Cameron stronger Stew! Look at the emotion on this woman’s face, that’s the look of somebody who has just survived the most excruciating trials of her personal and her professional life. The devil tempted her to throw it all away many times, but she has managed to whether the storm even when the situation seemed bleak!
( Cameron leans on her sisters shoulder, and Camille helps her out of the ring, never leaving Cam’s side. )
Stew: This is a family that has struggled for all of their life, and you’ve got to admire the strength shown from Camille Ava who has had her sister’s back throughout this whole ordeal. As these two enter the holidays, there is no question the Ava family will have to spend this Christmas rebuilding, holding each other up, and helping each other move on from the turmoil of the past. Tonight’s win isn’t just a win for Cameron Ella Ava, it’s payback for all of the women he’s degraded, all of the people DEDEDE has abused with his power! It’s an inkling of encouragement for Cameron’s grief-stricken, devastated mother, it’s a win for her sisters, it’s a victory for the entire Ava family.
( Mr. DEDEDE is at ringside appearing to be having a seizure, still in fetal position as EMTs are now focusing their attention on him. The two Ava sisters walk up the ramp side by side with Camille holding Cameron up as her support, and the camera eventually transitions elsewhere. )
(Highlight Video Package Showcasing the EAW Championship title reign of Diamond Cage is shown, his numerous title defenses, picking himself up after a bloodied brutal battle, stumbling up the ramp after each match and raising the EAW Championship high behind him, we then showcase to see how each man qualified for the chamber, the in fighting between the participants leading us to our journey right here tonight)
(Camera pans to Diamond Cage in the deepest part of this arena by himself with a hoodie over his head as he looks at the EAW Championship)
Pierre: For almost six months, a man who we never thought would reclaim the success that he had in 2014 has showed us that he isn’t the same man but he is better. He’s defended that EAW Championship against anyone who thought they could take it from him. And tonight he returns to the very same event, in the very same match he won the EAW Championship the first time. And the deck is stacked against the champion but I’m one guy who will never, ever count Diamond Cage out.
Deadprez: It’s five men out there who are hungry to be the EAW World Champion, the most prestigious championship in EAW. And it’s because of Diamond Cage, I’ll give him that but I’ll be lying if I said I didn’t want Cage to lose tonight!
(Camera transitions back to the ring as the Chamber has full lowered as the fans stand in anticipation as the we see Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following main event contest! IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“I’m Not Okay” By My Chemical Romance hits enters to a Mixed Reaction from the audience and enters with a Branding Iron with the words “Not Ok” on it)
Aaron: Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York! Weighting in at 220 Pounds!! DRAKEEEEEEEEEEE KIINNNGGGGGGGGGG..!!
Deadprez: This kid has a mean streak, but you are going to need a mean streak if you are going to see this match to its conclusion! And that weapon is just insane!
(Drake King enters his pod with his weapon as “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” By Johnny Cash hits to a LOUD MIXED Reaction as Cody Marshall steps out donning a new custom long vest and new red, white and blue attire as the Canadian fans begin to boo him as he has a barbwire steel chair in his hands)
Aaron: Introducing next, from Dallas, Texas! Weighing in at 305 Pounds!! COOODDDYYY MARSHALLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Pierre: You have to wonder what is going through a mans mind as he walks down to the ring and spots this Elimination Chamber! This massive chamber!
(Cody steps into his pod with his weapon as “Ice Tray” By Quavo blast through the speakers to a loud ovation from this crowd as the Heart Break Boy enters donning custom all gold attire and a Paintball gun as his weapon of choice)
Deadprez: You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, someone tell this old ass that ain’t gonna get the job done!
Pierre: You never know with the Heart Break Boy who is absolutely no stranger to gold! And no stranger to the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
Aaron: Next. From Ferguson Missouri! Weighing in at 220 Pounds!! “The Golden Boy” TTHEEEEE HEAAAARRRTTTTT BREEAAAAAKKKKK BOOOOYYYYYYYY…!
(The Heart Break Boy enters his pod as “Odee” By A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie hits to a BIG reaction from the crowd as Chris Elite steps out flanked by Big Mike but has Barbwire Timbalands on his feet as he begins strutting down the ramp)
Aaron: Introducing next, From Brooklyn, New York! Weighting in at 210 Pounds!! CHHHHRISSSSSSS EEELIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE….!!!
Deadprez: Now THAT is a damn weapon, jesus christ, getting stomped out in timbs is bad enough but barbwire behind the buttas? That’s just beyond me! You wouldn’t know anything about that Pierre.
Pierre: Right.. And WE NOW KNOW THE TWO MEN WHO ARE GOING TO START THIS CHAMBER!!
(Chris Elite enters his pod as we now set the stage for the two men to start this chamber)
(“Starboy” By The Weeknd blast throughout the speakers of the stadium as Ahren Fournier steps out along with Kassidy Heart By his side as Ahren has his custom fur coat on and enters to a huge chorus of boo’s from this crowd and his weapon of choice is his Umbrella)
Aaron: Introducing the two men to start this match, First! From From Pawtucket, Rhode Island! Weighing in at 210 Pounds! AAAAAHHHHREEEENNNNN FOURRRNIEEEERRRRRR…!!
(Ahren enters the ring and begins taunting each and every single man that is in the pod as Kassidy is outside the chamber looking on and moves opposite of Big Mike who gives her a wink)
Pierre: Imagine, having to start hell just to get to the EAW Championship. And you are starting it with Diamond Cage who you’ve provoked week after week!
Deadprez: Cage is a known loose cannon and that shit is about to blow, I think tonight is where it finally backfires! GO AHREN!
(The hometown crowd here in Montreal begins chanting the name of Cage before his music even hits, and then finally, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana blast throughout the stadium as Diamond Cage enters with the EAW Championship strapped around his waist dressed in jeans, a plain white athletic shirt, tape around his hands, and carrying two trash cans filled with weapons)
Aaron: And lastly, making his way to the ring!…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. THE CURRENT!! REIGNING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION…. DIAAAAAMONNNDDD CAAAAGGEEEE!!
(Cage slowly enters the chamber with his weapons as the crowd gives him a huge ovation as the referee begins to close the chamber doors as it’s just Ahren inside the ring and Cage on the chamber floor looking at Ahren)
Deadprez: Cage brought out two trash cans filled with weapons, but what is he going to use to combat that Umbrella Ahren is holding up)
(Cage goes inside the trash can and pulls out a barbwire baseball bat as he unstraps the EAW Championship and enters the ring)
Pierre: Well that’s one way to match an umbrella!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: AHREN SWINGS HIS UMBRELLA FOR CAGE AS HE ENTERS THE RING!! AND HE CONNECTS BRINGING THE UMBRELLA OVER THE BACK OF CAGE! Cage falling inside of the ring but Ahren following it up AS HE BRINGS THAT UMBRELLA DOWN ONCE AGAIN OVER CAGE!! Cage dropping the Barbwire Baseball Bat, Ahren quickly drops the Umbrella as he grabs Cage up to his feet, AND HE LOOKS TO DELIVER A BIG RIGHT HAND! BUT CAGE FIRES BACK! CAGE FIRING BACK! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG KNIFE EDGE CHOP! AND THEN ANOTHER BIG RIGHT HAND! Cage grabbing Ahren, AND HE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS AHREN MEETS THE STEEL OF THE CHAMBER AND HITS THE FLOOR HARD! Ahren shouting out in pain as he meets the unforgiving steel! And Cage looks on as Ahren begins rising! Ahren rising to his feet! AND CAGE!!! RUNS!!! DIVE WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE SENDING AHREN INTO THOSE UNFORGIVING STEEL-CHAINED WALLS! Cage grabbing Ahren up and he SLAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL CHAINS OF THE CHAMBER! Ahren colliding face first, as Cage pushes his face into the steel! AND CAGE USING AHREN’S HEAD AS CHEESE AND HE’S GRINDING IT ALONG THE STEEL CHAINS OF THE CHAMBER!!! AHREN WITH AN ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION OF CAGE STOPPING HIS ATTACK!
Pierre: Ahren with a BIG european uppercut to the face of Cage! Cage rocked as Ahren grabs Cage AND HE SENDS CAGE COLLIDING SKULL FIRST WITH THE STEEL CHAINS OF THE CHAMBER! Ahren grabbing Cage and sends him back inside of the ring! Cage holding at his head as Ahren follows inside of the ring and grabs one of Cage’s trash cans AND EMPTIES THE CAN!! AND IT’S JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF UNGODLY WEAPONS!! BUT AHREN WANTS TO USE THE TRASH CAN ITSELF! AHREN WAITING AS CAGE RISES AND TURNS!! AND AHREN SWINGS THE TRASH CAN FOR CAGE’S HEAD!!! CAGE COUNTERS WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION! And Ahren is hunched over, and Cage HE HAS HIS BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT BACK IN HIS HAND!! AND CAGE BRINGS DOWN THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT OVER THE BACK OF AHREN FOURNIER AS AHREN SCREAMS IN PAIN!! Cage is enjoying this, look at him, he’s just smiling, he’s been thinking about administering punishment to this man for weeks! Ahren rising as he’s cut up on his back already! AND CAGE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A VIOLENT SHOT WITH THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT TO THE TORSO OF AHREN!! HE DROPS TO HE KNEES!! Ahren is bleeding from his torso, he was cut! This is already too much to bare! Ahren holding and looking at the blood coming from his mid-section! AND CAGE!!! HE BRINGS THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT OVER THE FACE OF AHREN!! AND HE’S GRINDING THAT BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT OVER THE FOREHEAD OF AHREN!! HE’S CUTTING HIS FOREHEAD WITH EACH VICIOUS MOVEMENT!!!
(Cage stops his attack on Ahren as camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps from pod to pod for several seconds before landing on one)
Deadprez: IT’S DRAKE KING!!! KING EXITING HIS POD!! AND CAGE IMMEDIATELY STARES HIM IN HIS EYES! WITH THE BASEBALL BAT IN HAND!! HE’S DARING HIM TO COME INTO THIS RING!!!
Cage: I DARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I’LL TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Deadprez: AND AHREN!! FROM BEHIND!! LOW BLOW!! HE LOW BLOWS CAGE!! And Drake King enters AND HE DROPS HIS BRANDING IRON BEFORE HE GRABS THE ARMS OF CAGE!!! AND HE BEGINS STOMPING REPEATEDLY ON HIS HEAD!!! DRAKE KING RELENTLESS ON HIS ASSAULT OF THE EAW CHAMPION!!!! Ahren trying to recover as he’s the first man to be split open in this match! King stops his assault as Cage doesn’t look like he knows where he is! Ahren rising as Drake and Ahren share a glance! AND BOTH MEN BEGIN STOMPING ALL OVER CAGE!!! BOTH MEN SHARED A QUICK LOOK AND STARTED BEATING ALL OVER THE CHAMPION!! Cage trying to fight back! But Drake quickly picks up a wet floor sign that fell out of Cage’s trash can of weapons! AND HE SMASHES THE WET FLOOR SIGN OVER THE SPINE OF CAGE!! AND AHREN GRABS A WEAPON AS WELL FROM THE MESS!!! AHREN HAS A KENDO STICK!! AND BOTH MEN AT THE SAME TIME ATTACKING CAGE WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE WEAPONS!!! JUST BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE CHAMPION!! And they stop as Cage stops moving!! Ahren and Drake seem to have formed some kind of alliance! As they begin relishing at their work! AND DRAKE QUICKLY TAKES AHREN OUT WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND!! Ahren backing up as Drake connects with another big right hand! Ahren backed into the corner, ending the alliance! AND DRAKE!! BEGINS DELIVERING SHOOT KICKS TO THE CUT TORSO OF AHREN FOURNIER!! REPEATED KICKS TO THE INJURED TORSO!!! DRAKE ISN’T STOPPING HIS ASSAULT!
Pierre: Drake pulling Ahren out of the corner! AND HE TAGS HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! And he applies a front facelock! AND HE FLOORS AHREN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!! Drake King looking down at the wounded Ahren Fournier! Who is using the ropes to pull himself up! AND DRAKE HOOKS AHREN FROM BEHIND LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT AHREN HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES!! DRAKE BEGINS SENDING CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF THE NECK OF AHREN FOURNIER!!! AHREN STILL NOT RELEASING!!! DRAKE!! PULLING!! Look! CAGE!! HE’S RISEN!! AND HE!! HE’S DIGGING IN HIS BOOT… AND CAGE PULLS OUT A FORK!!! CAGE WITH A FORK!!! AND HE GOES TOWARDS DRAKE!!!! AND HE JABS DRAKE RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THAT FORK!!! DRAKE DROPS IMMEDIATELY!! AS CAGE FOLLOWS IT UP AND DROPS DOWN!!! AND BEGINS DRIVING THAT FORK REPEATEDLY INTO THE SKULL OF DRAKE KING!!! THIS IS BARBARIC!!! Cage looking At Ahren! AND AHREN IMMEDIATELY DODGES OUT OF THE RING!!! CAGE CHASING!!! AHREN!! CLIMBING THE CHAINS!!! AND HE CRAWLING TO GET AWAY FROM THE CHAMPION!!! AND TIME BEGINS TICKING!!
(Camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps from pod to pod for several seconds before landing on one)
Deadprez: CODY MARSHALL!!! AND HE STORMS IN!!! AND CAGE IGNORES AHREN WHO SCALES HIS WAY TO A POD!!! AND CAGE ENTERS THE RING!! CODY HAS HIS BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND!! AND CAGE TRIES TO BEAT HIM!! BUT CODY SMASHES THE CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF CAGE WHO IMMEDIATELY DROPS!!! Cage turned inside out by that violent chairshot! Cody who has no love lost for Cage looking at the champion who is on all floors, bleeding profusely now! Blood pulsing out of the forehead of Cage as Cody raises the chair!! AND HE SMASHES THE CHAIR OF THE SPINE OF DIAMOND CAGE!!! CODY RAISING THE CHAIR ONCE AGAIN!!! AND HE BRINGS THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SPINE OF CAGE!!! CAGE’S SHIRT IS GETTING CUT OPEN AND SO IS HIS BODY!!! Cody grabs Cage, and he grabs him by the throat, BEFORE RAISING HIM HIGH IN THE AIR!!! AND HE CHOKESLAMS DIAMOND CAGE ONTO THE BARBWIRE STEEL CAGE!! CODY QUICKLY COVERS THE EAW CHAMPION!!
Pierre: DIAMOND CAGE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! Cody can’t believe it as Ahren Fournier now making his way to Drake King and begins putting the boots repeatedly to him as Cody is sole focused on punishing the EAW Champion! Cage is bleeding profusely here! Cody grabbing his barbwire steel chair and begins walking towards the corner with it and begins wedging it in the corner! And on the outside, AHREN IS GOING FOR THE STORY BOOK ENDING ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR OF THE CHAMBER ON DRAKE KING!!! CURB STOMP!!! DRAKE MOVES!! AND HE LOCKS A WAIST LOCK BEHIND AHREN!!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX PLANTING AHREN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR OF THE CHAMBER!!! OH MY!!! Both men winded! As Cody grabs Cage, AND HE LOOKS TO IRISH WHIP CAGE SO HE COLLIDES INTO THAT WEDGED CHAIR!!! CAGE BLOCKS WITH A REVERSE WHIP SENDING CODY! Cody stops himself and turns AND HE FLOORS CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Cage rising, AND CODY LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HE DROPS CAGE AS HE COLLIDES FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH SNAKE EYES!! AND HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES!!! BIG BOOT KNOCKING CAGE DOWN! Cody trying to get the champion out of here first to ensure that we have a new EAW Champion here tonight at Road To Redemption! Cody grabbing the battered champion up to his feet, as he places him between his legs! AND HE LIFTS CAGE!! HE COULD BE GOING FOR A POWERBOMB HERE!!! HE RAISES CAGE HIGH IN THE AIR!!! BUT CAGE!!! HE!!! COUNTERS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA SENDING CODY MARSHALL CRASHING SKULL FIRST INTO THE BARBWIRE CHAIR HE HAD WEDGED IN THE CORNER!! Cage saving himself from further disaster but he’s still battered!
Deadprez: Drake King entering the ring as he grabs Cage, Front facelock! AND HE’S LOOKING FOR KINGS WASTELAND!!! CAGE FIGHTS OUT OF IT! AND HE LIFTS DRAKE KING WITH A FRONT FACELOCK OF HIS OWN!!! BRAINBUSTER!! CAGE PLANTS DRAKE KING INTO THE CANVAS WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!! Cage looking around, and he begins climbing the top turnbuckle! AND THEN ALSO BEGINS SCALING ONE OF THE EMPTY PODS!! CAGE IS HIGH, LOOKING DOWN AND HE HAS HIS SIGHTS ON DRAKE KING!! THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL!!! CAGE!!! HE LOOKS TO JUMP OFF THE POD! CODY CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A GASH ON HIS HEAD AS HE GRABS CAGE BY THE THROAT BEFORE HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WAS THINKING!! CODY!!! HE THROWS CAGE OFF THE TOP OF THE POD CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A CHOKESLAM!!!! OH MY GOD!!! CAGE’S BODY HAS TO BE BROKEN!!! CAGE WRITHING IN PAIN!!! Cage rolling himself onto the floor as the time begins to tick!
(Camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps from pod to pod for several seconds before landing on one)
Pierre: THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! HE’S THE 5TH MAN TO ENTER HELL’S PLAYGROUND!! AND HE HAS HIS PAINT BALL GUN!! AND HE AIMS AT CODY MARSHALL!!! AND IT SHOOTS GOLDPAINT INTO THE FACE OF CODY!! CODY QUICKLY TRYING TO WIPE IT OFF HIS FACE! BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! HE CONNECTS WITH A GOLDPRINT FLOORING CODY MARSHALL!!!! AND THE HEART BREAK BOY QUICKLY FALLS TO THE COVER TO ELIMINATE CODY!!
Deadprez: CODY KICKS OUT!! HBB can’t believe it! HBB looking around and notices something, he goes to those weapons from earlier, AND HBB PULLS OUT A STAPLE GUN!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY HAS A STAPLE GUN IN HAND!! Ahren Fournier rolling inside the ring as HBB spots him! HBB QUICKLY GRABS AHREN BY THE LEGS!! AND, OH MY GOD!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY SHOOTS A STAPLE GUN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF AHREN FOURNIER!!! JESUS!!! WHAT THE HELL!! AHREN ROLLING AROUND THE RING IN PAIN!!! AHREN IN SO MUCH AGONY!! Drake King rising up to his feet, AND RUNS AT THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! BUT HBB DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES! STAPLE GUN RIGHT TO THE GROIN OF DRAKE KING NOW!! HBB drops the staple gun, and he grabs Drake. ATOMIC DROP!!! That doesn’t help! And HBB lifting Drake King. AND HE SLAMS HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM!!! Cody Marshall rising up to his feet after being on the receiving end of a Goldprint superkick! AND HE GRABS HBB BY THE THROAT AS HE TURNS AROUND!!! HE’S GOING FOR A CHOKESLAM!!! BUT CAGE ENTERS, SAVING THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! CAGE WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION! AND HBB WITH A CLUBBING BLOW! HBB AND CAGE TEAMING UP ON THE BIGGER CODY MARSHALL!! Both men beating all over Cody! Cage quickly grabbing his baseball bat! AND HE SWINGS IT TO THE MID-SECTION OF CODY! CODY DROPS!! And HBB, HE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER GOLDPRINT TO CODY MARSHALL!! AND CAGE QUICKLY TURNS ON HBB AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT SHOT TO THE FACE OF HBB!!! CAGE IMMEDIATELY TAKING OUT THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! HBB is immediately cut open from the shot as Cage follows HBB who crawled outside of the ring! AND CAGE!! HE SMASHES HIS BASEBALL BAT OVER THE SPINE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! CAGE CUTTING THE SPINE OF HBB!!! Cage pulling HBB by his hair! AND HE RUNS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAINED WALL OF THIS CHAMBER!! LOOK! INSIDE THE RING!! AHREN SET!! HE RUNS!! STORY BOOK ENDING!! HE CURB STOMPED CODY MARSHALL’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!!! AND AHREN HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Pierre: HE KICKS OUT!!! HOW IS CODY WITHSTANDING THIS!! Ahren is shocked! Ahren grabbing that Barbwire Steel Chair! And he places it down in front of Cody! AND AHREN IS DARING CODY TO RISE UP TO HIS FEET!!! AHREN IS DARING HIM TO GET UP!!! CODY BLEEDING, BUT HE RISES.. AND AHREN RUNS AGAIN!!! STORYY!! BOOK ENDING!!! CURB STOMP FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR!!! AND AHREN HOOKS THE LEG!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron: Cody Marshall has been eliminated!
Deadprez: MY GOD!! IT TOOK A LOT BUT IT GOT DONE!!! AHREN FOURNIER ELIMINATES CODY MARSHALL!!! Kassidy encouraging Ahren on the outside as Cage, he spots Ahren! And he goes inside the ring! Ahren turns, AND CAGE RUNS!! AND HE TACKLES AND SPEARS AHREN OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!! AND BEATING THE HELL OUT OF AHREN FOURNIER!! REPEATED RIGHT HANDS!! Cage pulling him up AND HE LOOKS TO THROW AHREN THROUGH THAT GLASS OF THE CHAMBER POD!! Ahren blocks!! ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CAGE! Cage backs up! BUT RUNS! Ahren with a double leg take down!! THE BACK OF CAGE’S HEAD HITS THE FLOOR OF THE CHAMBER!! AND AHREN!! WITH BOTH LEGS, HE CATAPAULTS THE EAW CHAMPION INTO A CHAMBER POD AS CAGE CRASHES INTO THE GLASS!!! AND HE LAYS IN A HEAP INSIDE OF THE POD A BLOODIED MESS!! Ahren with a big counter! Drake King now is attacking the Heart Break Boy, repeated shoot kicks! Targeting almost every point of the body of the Heart Break Boy! As time begins ticking for our last entrant!
(Camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps from pod to pod for several seconds before landing on one)
Pierre: AND HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE!!! BARBWIRE BOOTS AND ALL!!
Deadprez: TIMBS!! IT’S A DIFFERENCE!!
Pierre: WHATEVER! He enters the match! AND IMMEDIATELY SPOTS AHREN WHO GOES AT HIM!! CHRIS WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! He snapmare’s Ahren onto the floor! AND HE RUNS!! RUNNING PENALTY KICK WITH THE BARBWIRE TIMBS TO AHREN!!! Drake King and HBB are now fighting inside of the ring as Chris follows! Chris inside of the ring AND HE GRABS DRAKE! Drake connects with a right hand to the face of Chris Elite! BUT CHRIS COMES BACK WITH AN OPEN HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST! Ahren and Cage down on the outside! Drake, HBB and Chris inside of the ring! Chris grabbing Drake! And he sends him into the ropes for a irish whip! DRAKE COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE IRISH-WHIP!!! CHRIS SENT TO THE ROPES!! BUT HE COMES BACK!! 44 BULLDOG!! SHOT GUN DROPKICK WITH THE BARBWIRE TIMBALANDS!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Chris looking down at Drake! AND HE JUMPS!! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STANDING 450 SPLASH!! WHAT A MOVE!!!! CHRIS HOOKS THE LEG!
Deadprez: DRAKE KING SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!!! WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY THE YOUNG ROOKIE!!! Chris arguing with the ref as he believed that was three! Chris mounting Drake King! And begins punching away with right hands to the face of Drake as he’s down prone on the ring! Chris rising as HBB meets him with a big open handed chop! Chris returns the favor with a chop of his own! Chris tries to throw HBB out of the ring but HBB stops him in his tracks with a knee to the mid-section! HBB now throws Chris out of the ring! But Chris lands on the apron not falling on the chamber floor! AND CHRIS!! SPRINGBOARD!!! CLOTHESLINE!! GOLDPRINT!!! HBB CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR!! AND BOTH MEN DROP!!! HBB crawling, he’s looking to cover and eliminate Chris Elite! He’s dragging his way closer! DRAKE KING! HE’S UP!! AND HE HAS HIS BRANDING IRON!! AND HE BRANDS THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!! OH MY GOD!!! NOT OK IS BRANDED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!! The Heart Break Boy shouts out in pain! DRAKE KING GRABBING HBB UP! FRONT FACELOCK!!!! FALCON’S ARROW!!! KINGS WASTELAND CONNECTS AND DRAKE KING HOOKS THE LEG!!
Aaron: The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!
Pierre: WHAT A WAY TO MAKE AN IMPACT! ELIMINATING ONE OF THE GREATEST IN EAW HISTORY!!!! DRAKE KING IS MAKING HIS STAR TONIGHT!! WE ARE DOWN TO FOUR!! CAGE, KING, AHREN AND CHRIS ELITE!! And Drake King is the only man standing! Drake making his way over to Chris Elite! AND CHRIS ELITE QUICKLY WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!
Deadprez: KING KICKS OUT!!! Chris on his knees, KING UP QUICKLY! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE!!! ELITE DUCKS!! KING COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE! CHRIS DUCKS ONCE AGAIN AND RISES!! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING! Chris grabbing King AND HE LIFTS HIM HIGH!!!! SITOUT POWERBOMB BY CHRIS ELITE!! Elite quickly popping up to his feet! And he looks at these weapons! AND HE PULLS UP TWO BLACK BAGS!!!! And he opens the first, AND IT’S THOUSANDS OF SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS!!! AND NOW THE SECOND BAG IS BEING OPENED!!!! AND IT’S THE CLASSIC THUMBTACKS!! THOUSANDS OF TACKS BEING EMPTIED INSIDE OF THE RING!! Chris looking at Drake King signaling the end, he grabs him up! AND HE HOOKS HIM!! HE’S GOING FOR A STANDING SPANISH FLY INTO THE TACKS AND GLASS!! King using his elbow to the side of the head of Chris Elite! Stopping himself from being a human disaster! King side steps for a go behind! He’s TRYING TO GERMAN SUPLEX CHRIS ELITE INTO THE TACKS AND GLASS!! CHRIS RUNS!!! WITH KING ON HIS BACK TO THE ROPES!!! CAGE!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SKULL OF DRAKE KING AS HE WAS INCOMING!!! Chris turns.. BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! SUPERKICK!! AND DRAKE KING FALLS INTO THE GLASS AND TACKS!!! CHRIS HOOKS THE LEG! OH MY!!
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Drake King has been eliminated!
Pierre: MY GOD! WHAT A PERFORMANCE!! BUT WE ARE DOWN TO THREE, CHRIS ELITE STARING CAGE DOWN, AS CAGE ENTERS THE RING!! Cage drops the baseball bat! AND BOTH MEN CHARGE!! IT’S A HOCKEY FIGHT HERE IN MONTREAL!!! BOTH MEN RELENTLESS!! STRIKING AT THE SAME TIME!! ALL FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! CHRIS WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE OF CAGE!! Cage comes back, HEADBUTT!! CAGE USING HIS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM!! Chris swings back! FOREARM!! Cage grabbing Chris Elite, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Chris delivering back the debt as he connects with HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN TO CAGE!! Chris may have knocked himself loopy! BOTH MEN RUN OFF THE ROPES!! AND A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AS THEY BOTH TAKE EACH OTHER DOWN WITH THE SAME THING IN MIND!! My god this has been such a barbaric Extreme Elimination Chamber but one of these three men will be leaving with the EAW World Championship tonight! Hell is going to end for one of these men! Ahren, he’s inside the ring now, both men are down! AHREN SPOTS CAGE!!! AHREN IS GOING TO CURB STOMP CAGE’S SKULL INTO THE CANVAS!!! HE RUNS!! STORYBOOK ENDING!!!! CAGE LIFTS AHREN ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!! CAGE SCOUTED IT!! AND HE LIFTS AHREN!!! USHIGOROSHI!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!!! AND AHREN IS FINISHED!!
Deadprez: CAGE TURNS!! RIGHT INTO A BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE!!! OH MY GOD WITH THE BARBWIRE ON THE TIMBS!!! CHRIS MAY HAVE JUST GUARANTEED WE WILL HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION!! HE COVERS CAGE!!
Pierre: DIAMOND CAGE SOMEHOW POPS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!!! CHRIS CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT!!! AND SO DID SOME OF THESE FANS IN MONTREAL!! Chris looking down at Cage, and he looks up! AT A CHAMBER POD!! CHRIS CLIMBS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! THIS ISN’T LOOKING GOOD!! AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT CAGE AND HE INSIST ON CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD!!! CHRIS IS THERE!! HE’S AT THE VERY TOP!!!! HE’S LOOKING DOWN AT CAGE!!!! HE STANDS!! PERCHED HIGH!!! DIVING 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE POD DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! CAGE MOVES!!!! CHRIS COLLIDES WITH THE CANVAS!!! AND DIAMOND CAGE!! HE QUICKLY APPLIES THE CRIPPER CROSSFACE ON CHRIS ELITE!! WHAT A COUNTER!!! CAGE WITH THE CROSSFACE!!! HE’S PULLING BACK ON THE NECK OF CHRIS ELITE!!! CHRIS DOESN’T WANT TO TAP BUT CAGE WON’T HESITATE TO SNAP HIS NECK IF THAT’S WHAT IT WILL TAKE FOR HIM TO KEEP HIS EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!! CAGE DEMANDING CHRIS TAPS OUT!!!!
Deadprez: CHRIS REFUSING TO GIVE UP!! BUT THE RELENTLESS CHAMPION IS REFUSING TO RELINQUISH HIS GRIP AND HIS TITLE!!! CHRIS!! HE!! NO AHREN!! HE SMASHES THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF CAGE WHILE HE WASN’T LOOKING!!! AND THAT CAUSES THE BREAK!! AHREN MAY HAVE JUST SAVED CHRIS ELITE FROM BEING ELIMINATED!! There’s no love lost between those two! Not at all! Ahren backing up! HE SPOTS BOTH MEN!!! WHO IS HE GOING TO HIT!! HE’S DEBATING WHERE HE SHOULD HIT THE STORY BOOK ENDING!!! CHRIS IS RISING!! AND HE GOES RIGHT AFTER HIM FIRST!! CHRIS MOVES!! BOX OFFICE SMASH TO AHREN FOURNIER!!! AND CHRIS FALLS TO THE COVER!!
Pierre: AHREN POPS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!!! HE’S STILL ALIVE!!! AAND CHRIS LOOKS UP AND HE’S SHOCKED!!! THIS WHOLE CROWD IS SHOCKED!! THEY THOUGHT CHRIS SEALED THE DEAL THERE!!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE? Chris makes his way over to Diamond Cage who is crawling! Trying to pull himself up with the ropes…CHRIS GRABBING CAGE!! BUT CAGE!! HE SIDE STEPS!!! WRIST LOCK!! TRANSITIONED!!! CHRIS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF CAGE!! BUT CAGE!! HE STILL FIGHTS!!! MURDER! DEATH!! AND THE FINISHING LARIAT!!! KILL!! CONNECTS!! CAGE FALLS OVER CHRIS ELITE!!
Aaron: Chris Elite has been eliminated!
Deadprez: IT’S COME DOWN TO THE VERY SAME MEN WHO STARTED THIS MATCH!! IT’S DOWN TO AHREN AND CAGE!!! FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! Cage, he’s rising! And Ahren is up, and Cage has a sick smile on his face, He’s thrilled. Look! He looks fresh if that’s possible and he still has his blood on his face. Cage spitting his blood on the canvas and is telling Ahren to get up!
Cage: COME ON!! LET’S DO THIS, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, GET UP!!
Pierre: AND AHREN IS LISTENING!! AHREN RISING, AND BOTH MEN GET FACE TO FACE!!!! THEY ARE TRADING WORDS BACK AND FORTH. THE INTENSITY OF THIS!!! THIS CROWD IS FIRMLY BEHIND CAGE AS WE ARE HERE IN CANADA!! AND THE WORLD IS WATCHING!!! AND THE TWO MEN BEGIN FIGHTING!!! BOXING LIKE FIST!!! THROWING IT ALL ON THE TABLE, ALL ON THE LINE!!! AND CAGE GAINS THE UPPERHAND!! REPEATEDLY PUNCHING AWAY AT THE FACE OF AHREN FOURNIER!!! AND CAGE GRABS AHREN!!! AND HE SMASHES HIS HEAD OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND CAGE REPEATEDLY SMASHING AHREN’S FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Cage stops his assault as he grabs Ahren! And he tells him to look at him!
Cage: LOOK AT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Deadprez: CAGE SLAPS THE HELL OUT OF AHREN FOURNIER!!
Cage: THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE MAN AROUND HERE!
Pierre: OH MY GOD!! CAGE!!! HE PLACES AHREN BETWEEN HIS LEGS BEFORE LIFTING HIM HIGH!!! GOTCH STYLE!!! PILEDRIVER!! CRADLE TO THE GRAVE CONNECTING!!! CAGE HAS DONE IT!!! CAGE HOOKING THE LEG OF AHREN!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY!!! KASSIDY HEART PUSHING THE REFEREE GUARDING THE DOOR OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE BEGINS BEATING AWAY AT CAGE!! SHES PUNCHING ALL OVER HIM!! AND CAGE RISES!!! AND HE GRABS KASSIDY!! DON’T YOU DO IT!! DON’T YOU DO IT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!
Pierre: CAGE!! HE LIFTS KASSIDY ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! OH MY GOD!! GO TO RETIREMENT!!! GO TO SLEEP CONNECTING!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST FLOORED KASSIDY HEART WITH THE MOVE OF RONN BANKS!!! AND AHREN!!! HE GRABBED CAGE’S BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT!!!! AND HE SWINGS IT TO THE SIDE OF HIS SKULL OH MY GOD!!! CAGE DROPS!!! THIS CROWD JUST GOT STUNNED!! CAGE DOWN!! AND AHREN GOES OVER AND LOOKS CAGE IN THE EYE!
Ahren: I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES!!
Deadprez: AHREN RISES THE BASEBALL BAT!!! AND HE SMASHES IT INTO THE FACE OF CAGE!!! OH MY GOD!! AHREN DROPS THE BAT!!! AND HE GOES OVER TO THE NEAREST CORNER!!!! HE’S WAITING!! CAGE IS STIRRING!! HE’S PUSHING HIMSELF UP!!! AND AHREN!! STORY BOOK ENDING!! CURB STOMP!! HE SMASHES CAGE’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS!!! AND HE COVERS OH MY GOD!!!
Pierre: NO!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT HAVE WE JUST SEEN?!?!?!?!
Deadprez: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!
Pierre: DIAMOND CAGE KICKS OUT!!! BUT?!! HOW!!!! CAGE KICKS OUT!! THE CHAMPION STILL BREATHING!!! HE REFUSES TO DIE!!! AHREN IS SHOCKED!! HE BACKS AWAY FROM CAGE!! ALMOST SHOCKED!! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE? WHAT IS HE GOING TO HAVE TO DO TO PUT THIS MAN DOWN?!?! AHREN LOOKING AT CAGE SHOCKED!!! Cage RISING!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THIS? HE’S LOOKING AHREN RIGHT INTO HIS EYES!!!
Cage: MAKE IT COUNT YOU SON OF A BITCH!! MAKE SURE YOU GET THE JOB DONE!
Deadprez: AHREN!! HE RISES!! AND HE RUNS!!! STORY BOOK ENDING!!! AND HE CONNECTS AGAINN!!! AND HE COVERS!!
Pierre: NO WAY!! HOW?!?! HOW IS HE DOING THIS? CAGE!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!
Deadprez: THIS IS INHUMANE, THE PUNISHMENT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MAN!! I DON’T LIKE HIM BUT HE’S TOUGH AS ALL HELL!!
Pierre: AHREN LOOKING AROUND!! KASSIDY IS UP!! SHE’S TELLING HIM TO END IT, DO IT AGAIN!!! AND AHREN SNAPS BACK INTO IT AND HE LOOKS AT THE CHAMPION WHO IS TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF UP!!! AND AHREN!!! RUNS!! STORY BOOK ENDING!! THE THIRD ONE DELIVERED!! AHREN HOOKING THE LEG!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!! WE HAVE A NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION!!! HE DID IT!!! AHREN FOURNIER HAS DONE IT!! HE’S SURVIVED HELL ON EARTH AND HE HAS BECOME THE EAW CHAMPION!!! MY GOD!!
Aaron: HERE IS YOUR WINNNER….. AND THE NEW!!!! ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION!! AHREEEENNN FOURNIEEERRRRRRRRR!!!
Pierre: MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A MOMENT, AHREN FOURNIER, IT TOOK EVERYTHING, THREE BRUTAL CURB STOMPS TO DO IT. BUT HE DID IT AND HE IS NOW THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION!! HE’S AMONG THE ELITE!! HE HOLDS GOLD ONCE AGAIN!!!! MY GOD!! DIAMOND CAGE!! WHAT A COMPETITOR!! WHAT A WARRIOR, BUT THE REIGN HAS COME TO AN END!!!
Deadprez: MY GOD IT TOOK EVERYTHING!!
(Ahren is handed the EAW Championship as he has an emotional embrace with the championship before being hugged by Kassidy who helps him up to his feet as pyrotechnics begin to go off all around this arena as “Starboy” plays once again throughout the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd and Ahren begins raising the championship high in the air)
Deadprez: For six months, Diamond Cage has been the EAW Champion, he’s made that championship, THE championship, I don’t like the guy, not a fan of his fashion sense, but he made a man out of Ahren Fournier, the legacy Cage built with that EAW Championship is a legacy that Ahren is going to have to carry and he’ll do it proud. THE GOAT CHAMPION IS BACK!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!
(Ahren leaves the chamber with his championship as his music continues playing as him and Kassidy walk up the long ramp in Olympic Stadium before posing with the championship as Ahren’s music dies down and we see an image of a downed Diamond Cage laying bloodied inside of the ring as he begins receiving a standing ovation and it’s gone quiet, as Deadprez and Pierre rise and begin clapping as well and the other commentators follow suit from all other three brands)
(Cage begins stirring, trying to pull himself up, but struggling, the crowd is trying to will him to get up but he just collapses back down to the canvas. Before officials try to help and begin helping him up, before Cage just pushes them away and Cage begins rising up on his own as the fans continue with the rest as Cage looks around this stadium, his hometown fans. Cage pounds his chest giving the respect back to the audience before he gingerly begins leaving the chamber and makes his way over to the crowd as he hops the barricade and begins leaving through the audience of people here in montreal slapping hands of fans as camera pans elsewhere)
( The Elimination Chamber is seen lowered around the ring, engulfing the ringside area with its imposing size. The lights seem to dance, and an ominous hum can be heard across the sound system while the fans in the Montreal Olympic Stadium anticipate the next contest. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!!! This match begins with two Elitists in the ring and four other competitors enclosed in their respective pods! Every five minutes a pod door will open, allowing another Elitist to compete. This process will continue until all pods are empty! If at any time an Elitist is pinned or submits, he is ELIMINATED and must exit the chamber! The last Elitist to remain will be declared the ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
“ILLEST MUTHAFUCKA ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!”
( “Illest Motherfucker Alive” by Jay Z and Kanye West hits, and Theron Nikolas walks out to the stage surveying the massive audience, the massive structure, wearing a 1% tank top and proudly sporting the Answers World Championship around his waist. Theron unhooks the belt and holds it up to the audience, declaring himself the “King of GOATs”, and making a confident stroll down to the ring. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada weighing in at 210 POUNDS… HE IS THE REIGNING ANSWERS WOOORLD CHAMPIOOOOOON!!!! …. THEEEROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN NNNNNIIIKKOOOOOOOOLLLAASSS!!!!
Talib Bari: GOD-EMPEROR THERON GRACING THE MONTREAL OLYMPIC STADIUM WITH A FIRE IN HIS EYES!
( Theron’s weapon of choice is a black velvet drawstring pouch, with unknown contents inside of it. )
Stew-O: The leader of The 1%, the leader of the Dynasty brand, and the current Answers World Championship enters the battlefield knowing that he must put whatever has transpired earlier on in the evening behind him! And to Theron’s credit, few people walk into a structure like this with the kind of confidence and almost exuberance that this young man is showing right now, and this confidence has allowed Theron to have, in my view, one of the most successful singular years in EAW history!
( Theron surveys the structure as he is now inside it, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle and furthermore climbs up to the top of one of he pods in order to hold his Answers World Championship high with a golden spotlight bathing him in a magnificent aura. Theron gives a kiss to the face of the championship belt, and hands it to the official before entering his pod. )
Talib: The success rate of champions defending in the Extreme Elimination Chamber is not very high, just look at the night we’ve had already. But Theron remains fully confident in his own abilities that he will close out 2018 still AWC!
( “Sound of Silence” by Necroblaspheme plays, and APOCALYPSE walks out to the stage with a menacing glare. )
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponents! First, from the Louisiana State Penitentiary, weighing in at 375 POOUNNDSSS!!! “THE MONSTROUS MAN” AAAAAAAPPOOOCALYYYYYYYYYYYPSEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew: WHAT AN OVATION FROM THE MONTREAL OLYMPIC STADIUM!
( APOCALYPSE’s weapon of choice: a large set of gigantic rusty anchor chains draped over his shoulders. The chains match his muscular arms in girth, and match his own height in length, and they dangle off of his broad shoulders. )
Stew: APOCALYPSE bringing in a weapon similar to the one Serena Bennett brought in her chamber, except each rung of these massive chains are probably the size of Serena Bennett’s head!
Talib: APOCALYPSE will likely be the man who will change the whole entire complexion of this Extreme Elimination Chamber match! We are talking about one of the most fearsome entities that have ever been seen not in just an EAW ring, but a wrestling ring! The man’s strength knows no bounds, and there is not an ounce of fear on his face walking into the chamber! He LOVES this environment, he says it reminds him of prison, and he has vowed to make the five other men joining him in this match his prison bitches!
( APOCALYPSE stares down Theron with a death glare, and enters his own pod before it shuts itself automatically. )
( “The Sky Is A Neighborhood” by Foo Fighters plays, and Devan Dubian walks out to the ring with an intimidating look on his face. )
Stephie Love: Up next, from Leicester, England, weighing in at 230 POUNDS!!!! DEEEVAAAAAAAAANN DUUUBIAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
( Devan Dubian’s weapon of choice: Thor’s Hammer. )
Stew: Here’s a man that’s no stranger to this kind of environment, as a matter of fact Devan Dubian is entering into his FIFTH ever Elimination Chamber, which behind DDD and Impact puts him at third place on the active roster for the most Elimination Chamber appearances!
Theron: Look at that monstrosity Devan has brought with him to the ring! That is a bejeweled, solid metal Thor’s Hammer, which has to weigh anywhere from 60 to 80 pounds! One shot with that will absolutely end you! Devan is coming equipped for victory, and he would love nothing more than to be the man who ends Theron’s reign right here tonight!
( “Wanted Man” by Rev Theory hits, and Hades the Hellraiser rides out to the stage on his custom-made Harley-Davidson. )
Stephie Love: From Devil Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 300 POUNDS, HHHADEEEEEEEEEES THEEEEEEE HELLRAISEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
( Hades’ weapon of choice: a metal toolbox hitched to the back of his Harley-Davidson. He walks down the ramp with the box of tools, looking unthreatened by the looming Extreme Elimination Chamber. )
Stew: The Big Devil is another man who knows the Elimination Chamber well. Four years ago he walked into this very same match as the defending Answers World Champion after having one of the most prolific years in recent memory, and now Hades looks to recapture that glory by entering the same structure for the same prize that he lost on this night for years ago!
( The arena lights become dark and shadowy as “Nightmare” by Avenged Sevenfold plays over the sound system. )
Stephie Love: Coming up next….
( A sound of a chainsaw revving can be heard, and Erebus Jennings steps out to the stage from the shadows with a fully functional chainsaw in his hand. He wears the EAW PURE Championship across his waist. )
Stephie Love: HE IS THE EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! EEEERRREEEEEBUUUUUUUUUS JENNINGGGGGSSS!!!!!
Theron Nikolas: :dahell:
Stew: Would you look at that! Erebus Jennings bringing back a weapon that we haven’t seen in the Elimination Chamber since Road to Redemption 2, which took place nearly ten years ago!
Talib: Yeah but that was a completely different era! Is this even allowed? We can’t have somebody get dismembered in the social media era Stew, we’d get cancelled!
Stew: I doubt Erebus Jennings frequents social media, but due to the entry order Erebus will be one of the men opening this match, and with a weapon like that I don’t think anybody else will be in a hurry to get into the ring with this guy!
( “Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media comes on the sound system, and Lucas Johnson strolls out to the ring with Albert Hitchman remaining by his side. )
Stephie Love: And the final entrant, accompanied by ALBERT HITCHMAN! From Atlanta, Georgia weighing in at 205 POUNDS…. LUUUUCAAAAAAS JOOOHNSOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
( Lucas Johnson’s weapon of choice: a barbed wire baseball bat! )
Stew: Maybe I spoke too soon…. Look at Lucas Johnson! He’s got a shirt on that reads “Next AWC”, and he doesn’t even look one bit fazed by the fact that we have a face painted lunatic in a trenchcoat with a CHAINSAW in his hands!
Talib: There are a lot of people who feel Lucas Johnson might be ‘in his own world’, or ‘delusional’, but one thing that cannot be denied is the amount of improvement he has undergone — with a big part of it due to his manager and coach Albert Hitchman! Johnson may be one of the most hard headed people on the EAW roster, but hard headed people know how to take a hit and keep on swinging, and that’s the mentality you got to have in order to be successful here!
( Lucas is in the ring with his barbed wire bat draped over his shoulder, while Erebus stands across from him with a chainsaw in hand. The referee calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Talib: The Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber is now underway! A fearless Lucas Johnson has the baseball bat in both hands, battering up while Erebus has a WHOLE ENTIRE CHAINSAW! Seriously what the hell is wrong with this kid Johnson?! He’s making sound effects with his mouth and pretending that the baseball bat is a lightsaber!
Stew: LORD HAVE MERCY, EREBUS IS ACTUALLY REVVING UP THAT THING! I KNOW I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THIS JUST A MINUTE AGO, BUT THIS ISN’T 2009 ANYMORE EREBUS! WE’RE SYNDICATED IN 185 COUNTRIES! PLEASE DO NOT DISMEMBER LUCAS JOHNSON ON NATIONAL TV!
Talib: LUCAS SWINGS THE BAT AT EREBUS, AND EREBUS’ CHAINSAW SLICES THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! LUCAS’ MOUTH IS AGAPE, HE’S ACTING SURPRISED WHEN HE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! OH JESUS EREBUS CHASES AFTER LUCAS WITH THE CHAINSAW!!!
Stew: LUCAS CRAWLS BETWEEN EREBUS’ LEGS AND ENDS UP BEHIND HIM! Erebus’ chainsaw dies on him, and he turns around — SHOT TO THE JAW! WAIT A MINUTE WHAT WAS THAT?!
Talib: THAT LOOKED LIKE A PUNCH TO THE JAW WITH A SET OF BRASS KNUCKLES! HE’S PULLED THAT SET OF BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF HIS TIGHTS AT THE RIGHT TIME, AND THAT STUNS EREBUS JENNINGS! The chainsaw falls to the floor, and the resourceful Lucas Johnson tosses the brass knucks aside and goes to work on Erebus who’s staggered over to the corner! Johnson delivers a series of mud hole stomps into the midsection! And some stomps to the thighs to bring Erebus down an extra notch. Lucas tucks Erebus’ head under his arm and turns to the crowd –
Lucas Johnson: NEXT ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BAY BAY!!!
Stew: LUCAS JOHNSON WITH A BIG TIME RUNNING BULLDOG OUT OF THE CORNER! He immediately runs the ropes, and meets a recovering Erebus with a leg lariat! He rebounds off of the ropes behind him and deliver a nice back senton! And follows it up with a jumping elbow drop straight into the chest! Lucas opts for the cover, but as the referee slides down to the mat he changes his mind and pulls Erebus back up to his feet by grabbing ahold of his head… and now Erebus cuts him off with a right hand to the jaw! Johnson returns with a right hand of his own, which has Erebus stunned already due to the brass knuckle shot he took at the early onset of this match! Johnson rebounds off of the ropes one more and comes back at Erebus, but EREBUS LEVELS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT!!!! TURNING JOHNSON INSIDE OUT!!!
Talib: Erebus Jennings and Lucas Johnson recover at relatively the same pace, Erebus was rattled by that shot across the jaw with the brass knucks but he’s finding a way to put on a fight. LOOK AT THIS!!!! HE MIGHT ACTUALLY PUT AN END TO THIS FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM ALREADY, HE REELS LUCAS’ HEAD UNDER HIS ARM LOOKING FOR PITCH BLACK!!!!!!! SCORPION DEATH DROP TIME!!!!!!!!
Talib: But Lucas puts up a struggle now, not allowing himself to be finished off this quickly! He manages to turn himself over and reel Erebus over to the ropes, and he sends Erebus UP AND OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP! EREBUS GOES CRASHING HARD INTO THE THING RINGSIDE PADDING SEPARATING FLESH FROM STEEL GRID FLOOR! Johnson follows Erebus out of the ring himself now, and he pulls a weary Erebus Jennings up from the floor and… uh oh… turns his direction towards APOCALYPSE’s pod! AND JOHNSON TAKES EREBUS BY THE NAPE OF THE NECK AND RUNS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS POD!!!
Stew: EREBUS’ HEAD JUST WENT BOUNCING OFF OF APOCALYPSE’S POD. BUT WHAT THE HECK DOES LUCAS THINK HE’S DOING? HE’S MOCKING APOCALYPSE RIGHT NOW, SCRATCHING HIS SIDES AND MAKING CHIMPANZEE NOISES!
Talib: :face_palm: Breh Lucas no…
Stew: Lucas Johnson isn’t even remotely concerned about Erebus now! Now he doing crotch chops at APOCALYPSE, and mouthing off at him like a 6th grader on X-Box live! Lucas turns his focus to Theron Nikolas on the other side of the chamber, and begins showing off in front of the Answers World Champion too……………….. WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?????
( APOCALYPSE rips open the Chamber pod with his bare hands. )
Talib: NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!
Stew: APOCALYPSE HAS RIPPED OPEN THE SEALED CHAMBER POD!!!! APOCALYPSE HAS FREED HIMSELF FROM CAPTIVITY, AND LUCAS JOHNSON HAS NO EARTHLY IDEA WHAT THE HELL HE’S DONE! THE ENTIRE CROWD BECOMES UNGLUED FOR THIS, AND LUCAS SEEMS TO HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION THAT SOMETHING’S WRONG…
( Lucas Johnson slowly turns around and sees APOCALYPSE towering over him. )
Lucas Johnson: :sweat_smile: Hey now big man! Come on–
Stew: APOCALYPSE HOISTS LUCAS JOHNSON HIGH OVER HIS HEAD!!!! DEAR LORD!!!! MILITARY PRESS POWERSLAM INTO THE FLOOR!!!! LUCAS JOHNSON’S BODY HAS LEFT A HUMAN-SHAPED DENT ON THE PADDED FLOOR, AND APOCALYPSE HAS FORCIBLY ENTERED THIS MATCH USING HIS SHEER WILL AND MIGHT ALONE!!!!
Talib: THIS BIG MEAN SON OF A BITCH IS READY TO MURDER AND PILLAGE! Erebus has crawled back under the ropes into the ring and is desperately trying to grab his chainsaw, but APOCALYPSE SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES AND GRABS EREBUS BY THE HAIR! Erebus desperately throws strikes into any open part of the midsection available, but APOCALYPSE SENDS EREBUS FLYING CLEAR ACROSS THE RING WITH A BEAL!!! HE THREW A 6’3, 240 POUND MAN ACROSS THE RING LIKE A MERE TOY!!!! EREBUS RECOVERS AT THE CORNER, AND APOCALYPSE SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING!!! CORNER SPLASH!!!! NO! EREBUS SIDE STEPS IT! APOCALYPSE HITS NOTHING, AND EREBUS IS DOING HIS BEST TO HOOK HIM FROM BEHIND FOR THE PITCH BLACK!!!!
Stew: NOT A CHANCE! APOCALYPSE COUNTERS, AND HOISTS EREBUS ONTO HIS SHOULDER WITH EASE! HE’S LOOKING FOR A RUNNING POWERSLAM, BUT IN COMES LUCAS JOHNSON! Johnson charges at APOCALYPSE, BUT IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A BIG BOOT! APOCALYPSE FOLLOWS UP WITH A POWERSLAM DRILLING EREBUS INTO LUCAS’ MIDSECTION! And now the automatic timer is ticking, we are ready to bring another competitor into Satan’s structure!
Timer: 10….9….8…7…6…5..4…3…2..1…. BUZZ!!!
( We get a bird’s eye view of the chamber as lights flash between each of the chamber pods. )
( The lights stop on…. HADES THE HELLRAISER. )
Talib: The Big Devil is ready to take the fight to The Monstrous Man inside this steel prison! There is no fear in the eyes of the former Answers World Champion, former Grand Rampage winner, as he steps through the ropes and walks right up to APOCALYPSE ready to bring the fight — AND SOMEHOW LUCAS MANAGES TO CLIP THE LEG OF APOCALYPSE FROM BEHIND! THAT CAUGHT APOCALYPSE TOTALLY OFF GUARD, AND HADES TAKES ADVANTAGE, UNLOADING WITH A BALLISTIC ASSORTMENT OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS! AND NOW HE DELIVERS A PICTURE PERFECT ROLLING ELBOW! THAT STUNNED THE MONSTROUS MAN AND HADES IS TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS! HADES GRABS THE ARM OF APOCALYPSE AND TAKES HIM OVER TO THE ROPES…CLIMBS UP TO THE VERY TOP… AND DELIVERS THE OLD SCHOOL TRAPEZE WALK, EFFECTIVELY KNOCKING APOCALYPSE DOWN A PEG WITH “DEATH FROM ABOVE”! Now Hades averts his attention to Erebus and delivers a JUMPING HIGH ANGLED CLOTHESLINE, TAKING EREBUS BACK DOWN! Lucas Johnson stumbles over to Hades now — HADES GRABS LUCAS BY THE THROAT!!!!! AND FLATTENS HIM WITH A ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!
Stew: NOT SO FAST!!! LUCAS BUSTS HADES OVER THE NOSE WITH A SHOT EQUIPPED WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!!!! THAT ONE COMPLETELY THREW HIM OFF GUARD!!! AND LUCAS JOHNSON DELIVERS THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!!! LUCAS DESPERATELY COVERING HADES THE HELLRAISER!!!! SHOOTING THE HALF WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT, AND THERE’S THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stephie Love: Hades The Hellraiser has been eliminated!
Talib: NO FREAKING WAY! TELL ME I DID NOT JUST SEE THAT!
Stew: LUCAS JOHNSON HAS PUT AWAY AN EAW HALL OF FAMER, A FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, AND GAINS THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THIS MATCH! Lucas sits up with his eyes bugged out in disbelief by what he just accomplished………. now he’s on a high! Lucas goes over to the metal toolbox Hades brought into the chamber, and holds it up like a prize, proudly stating that he’s eliminated the big man. UH OH!
( Lucas Johnson gets lifted off of the ground by one hand. )
Talib: APOCALYPSE HOISTS LUCAS OFF OF THE CANVAS!!! THE MONSTER IS STEAMING MAD AFTER THAT CHEAP SHOT FROM BEHIND EARLIER!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
( Lucas Johnson is thrown across the chamber, toolbox still in hand, — and crashes THROUGH the pod of Theron Nikolas, taking them both out. )
Stew: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! LUCAS JOHNSON WAS THROWN NEARLY TEN FEET ACROSS THE CHAMBER, FROM THE RING, AND SMASHED THROUGH THERON NIKOLAS’ POD!!! LUCAS AND THERON HAVE BOTH BEEN DESTROYED!!!! THEY ARE BOTH COVERED IN REMAINS FROM THE SHATTERED PLEXIGLASS, AND APOCALYPSE LETS OUT A PRIMAL YELL TO THE CROWD AS THEY ARE FORCED TO DRINK IT IN AND ACKNOWLEDGE IN THE DAMAGE THAT HE HAS CREATED! WE MAY VERY WELL BE LOOKING AT OUR NEXT ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, AND THAT IS AN EXTREMELY FRIGHTENING PROSPECT!
Timer: 10….9….8…7…6…5..4…3…2..1…. BUZZ!!!!
( Birds-eye view of the chamber, the pods begin lighting up while APOCALYPSE stands in the middle of the ring pacing back and forth, ready for his next victim. )
( The lights stop on…. DEVAN DUBIAN. )
Talib: You can just see it on Devan Dubian’s face, he does NOT want to enter this match right now, and who am I to blame him?! But it looks like APOCALYPSE is ready for Devan Dubian! APOCALYPSE steps over the ropes and walks over to Dub’s pod, and Dub immediately scrambles out of his pod and begins climbing the walls of the chamber! Devan Dubian uncharacteristically going high to escape the wrath of The Monstrous Man……AND NOW APOCALYPSE FOLLOWS HIM UP THE CHAMBER WALLS! APOCALYPSE SCALING THE WALLS OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER LIKE KING KONG SCALING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, AND HE IS HOT ON DEVAN DUBIAN’S TAIL! Devan Dubian and APOCALYPSE both standing on one of the metal structural bars 10 feet above the floor below, AND APOCALYPSE HAS HIS HANDS ON DUBIAN!
Stew: Dub sending some elbow jabs to the side just to free himself, BUT APOCALYPSE BASHES DUB’S HEAD INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL! Dub turns over, appearing a bit dazed, but he manages a kick to the ribs of APOCALYPSE and climbs over to the top of his own pod for reprieve! But APOCALYPSE is right on him! APOCALYPSE IS CLOSING IN ON HIM WITH MIND BOGGLING SPEED! THIS IS A 7 FOOT, NEARLY 400 POUND MAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! APOCALYPSE AND DEVAN DUBIAN ARE AT THE TOP OF HIS POD, AND DEVAN IS SENDING DESPERATE BLOWS TO THE HEAD OF APOCALYPSE! APOC barely fazed by those shots, instead he responds with a massive headbutt to Dubian! Another massive headbutt! This is a dangerous scene high above the floor below, this is a disaster waiting to happen!
Talib: OH NO, APOCALYPSE SCOOPS DEVAN UP ON HIS SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPING POWERSLAM OFF OF THE TOP OF THE POD!!!!!!!!
Stew: DEVAN SLIDES OFF OF APOCALYPSE’s SHOULDER AT THE NICK OF TIME! NOW LOOK AT THIS! EREBUS IS STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HAS HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND THE TREE TRUNK LEGS, APOCALYPSE TRYING TO REACH DOWN TO BATTER AT EREBUS’ HEAD, BUT EREBUS IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF TO DEMOBILIZE THE MONSTROUS MAN — HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEEDING EDGE ON APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: BLEEDING EDGE OFF THE TOP OF THE POD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Stew: APOCALYPSE AND DEVAN DUBIAN’S BODIES HIT THE CANVAS WITH A FEROCIOUS THUD!!!! THE IMPACT OF THAT LANDING HAS CAUSED THE ENTIRE ELIMINATION CHAMBER TO RATTLE!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!
Talib: EREBUS CAN’T EITHER! EREBUS’ CAN’T HELP BUT LOOK ON IN A STUPOR! BUT HE’S LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE NOW! EREBUS JUMPS OVER APOCALYPSE AND DEADLIFTS HIM OFF OF THE GROUND WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS — PITCH BLACK!!!!!!!! SCORPION DEATH DROP CONNECTS!!!!!!!! EREBUS DESPERATELY DROPS OVER THE MONSTROUS MAN WITH A COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew: APOCALYPSE KICKS OUT!!!!!
( Erebus Jennings sits up completely stunned. )
Stew: I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN EREBUS WITH THAT KIND OF LOOK ON HIS FACE BEFORE, BUT CAN YOU BLAME HIM? EVEN AFTER AN ATTACK LIKE THAT, APOCALYPSE IS STILL IN THIS FREAKING MATCH!
( We see a shot of Lucas Johnson and Theron Nikolas still recovering inside of Theron’s pod. )
Talib: It’s like he’s not even human! An avalanche Bleeding Edge would put any other man away, and the Pitch Black HAS put many men away, but we’re dealing with a force that EAW has never seen before! Erebus and Devan recover at the same pace and the two turn to each other, these men haven’t had the best relationship over the last number of weeks on Dynasty but they’re realizing quickly that it’s going to take a team effort to put this guy away!
Stew: This gargantuan beast APOCALYPSE is using the ring ropes to pull himself up already, as if he didn’t go flying from the top of the pod just a minute ago! Erebus and Devan pull APOCALYPSE up by both ends, each grabbing a hold of his massive arms, and they send him into the corner with a double Irish whip! APOCALYPSE stunned in the corner, and EREBUS FOLLOWS UP!!! STINGER SPLASH!!!! APOCALYPSE stumbling out of the corner! PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK! That brings Apocalypse down to a seated position, perhaps the first sign all match that he’s vulnerable…….NOT SO FAST! APOCALYPSE SPRINTS OUT OF HIS SEATED BASE! GAMMA!!!!!!!! RAY!!!!!!! BURST!!!!!!!!!!! POUNCE TO SEND EREBUS JENNINGS FLYING OUT OF THIS NEBULA! BUT WAIT, DEVAN YANKS EREBUS OUT OF THE WAY IN DUE TIME!
Talib: A shocking display of teamwork from a usual lone wolf in Devan Dubian who isn’t prone to cooperating with others much less looking out for his competition, but these two need each other right now plain and simple! Devan directing traffic, and Erebus surprisingly complies as he follows a recovering APOCALYPSE and begins to batter right hands over the back of his head as he’s using the ring ropes to pull himself up! APOCALYPSE gaining too much leverage too quickly, now EREBUS jumps on top of him with a SLEEPER HOLD! Desperately trying to neutralize The Monstrous Man, and Devan Dubian is dragging those massive anchor chains in the ring, and he follows it up by bringing in his Thor’s Hammer! Devan quickly rushes in while Erebus is monkeyed on his back with as much of a sleeper hold as he can get around that ridiculously thicc neck, and DEVAN SMASHES THE HAMMER RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF APOCALYPSE!!!!
Stew: APOCALYPSE STILL STANDING!!! HE STRAIGHT UP ABSORBED THAT SHOT!!!! DEVAN COCKS BACK AGAIN, AND THIS TIME SMASHES APOCALYPSE OVER THE FACE WITH THAT HAMMER!!!!
Talib: NO!!! APOCALYPSE MOVES AN INCH OUT OF THE WAY!!! DEVAN CAUGHT EREBUS OVER THE HEAD INSTEAD!!!!!! DEVAN’S MOUTH HANGING OPEN FOLLOWING THE MISFIRE, AS EREBUS DROPS TO THE MAT UNCONSCIOUS!
Stew: NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR DUB TO LOSE TRACK! DUB CHARGES OVER AT APOCALYPSE LOOKING FOR THE FINISHING BLOW — APOCALYPSE HOISTS DEVAN OFF THE GROUND, ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! HELIX NEBULA!!!!!!!! OVER THE ROPES, SENDING DEVAN DUBIAN CRASHING INTO THE FLOORS AT RINGSIDE WITH THE F-5!!!! EREBUS MEANWHILE LOOKS SPENT, AND APOCALYPSE SNATCHES HIM OFF OF THE FLOOR, SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND EREBUS REBOUNDS INTO APOCALYPSE!!!!! ETA CARINAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POP-UP POWERBOMB!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
( APOCALYPSE POWERBOMBS EREBUS THROUGH THE RING. )
Stew: APOCALYPSE HAS JUST SENT EREBUS THROUGH THE RING, STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! AND NOW HE DRAGS EREBUS OUT OF THE HELL HE JUST SENT HIM THROUGH, AND DROPS A BOOT OVER HIS CHEST TO COVER HIM!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: Erebus Jennings has been eliminated!
Talib: APOCALYPSE sitting up with a snarling angry glare on his face! Not good! Despite Erebus and Devan Dubian throwing everything and the kitchen sink at him, it’s done nothing but make him angry!
Stew: APOCALYPSE is known for keeping a stone-faced, unemotional countainence about him, but the adrenaline has taken control from the very beginning! APOCALYPSE has been on a RAMPAGE for the entirety of this match!
Talib: AND NOW HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO DEVAN DUBIAN, CURRENTLY DEPENDING ON THE WALLS OF THE CHAMBER TO RECOVER! NOW APOCALYPSE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND BASHES HIM INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALLS OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER AGAIN! DEVAN FORMING A DEEP LACERATION IN HIS FOREHEAD, AS BLOOD BEGINS GUSHING OUT OF THAT CUT AND POURING DOWN THE FACE OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! Devan Dubian drops to the mat, APOCALYPSE looking to finish him of — but look at this!
( A barely conscious Lucas Johnson, on the other side of the chamber, is receiving coaching from Albert Hitchman. This distracts APOCALYPSE. )
Talib: APOCALYPSE DROPS DEVAN DUBIAN, JUMPS OVER THE ROPES, JOGS ACROSS THE RING! AND NOW HE JUMPS OVER THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROPES AND CHARGES AT LUCAS JOHNSON! HITCHMAN SCREAMING FOR LUCAS TO RUN! LUCAS DIVES AWAY AND RUNS OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE FOR ESCAPE! OH YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!
( APOCALYPSE uses his bare hands to rip open the mesh of the Extreme Elimination Chamber walls, creating a hole between himself and a petrified Albert Hitchman. )
Stew: ………..I………….I CAN’T EVEN…………
Talib: APOCALYPSE GRABS HITCHMAN BY HIS PONYTAIL, AND DRAGS HIM THROUGH THE GAPING HOLE IN THE CHAMBER, INTO THE STRUCTURE!!! HITCHMAN BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS, AND APOCALYPSE SENDS HITCHMAN OVER THE ROPES INTO THE RING WITH A BEAL!!!
Stew: THIS IS HORRIFIC.
Talib: APOCALYPSE RE-ENTERS THE RING, GRABS A HOLD OF HIS MASSIVE ANCHOR CHAINS! AND TWIRLS THEM AROUND LIKE A LASSO IN TEXAS!!! AND HE SWINGS THEM FULL FORCE AT LUCAS JOHNSON!!!! IMPALING LUCAS WITH THOSE CHAINS!!! LUCAS JOHNSON DROPS TO THE CANVAS,
Stew: AND LOOK WHAT APOCALYPSE IS DOING NOW! HE’S TYING LUCAS JOHNSON AND ALBERT HITCHMAN TOGETHER USING THOSE CHAINS…… AND DEADLIFTS THEM BOTH ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!! NO WAY!!!! F-5!!!!!! HELIX NEBULA CONNECTS ON THE TIED TOGETHER HITCHMAN AND JOHNSON!!!
Talib: APOCALYPSE JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET, RIPS HIS TANK TOP OFF AND BEGINS BEATING HIS CHEST!
( We get another birds-eye view of the chamber, as it is time for the final entrant to emerge from his pod. )
Timer: 10….9….8…7…6…5..4…3…2..1…. BUZZ!!!!
( APOCALYPSE turns his head towards Theron Nikolas’ chamber…… but nobody is inside of it. )
Stew: Wait a second where did Theron go?
Talib: Nobody knows where Theron went, but APOCALYPSE is going to find out! He steps over the ropes and enters Theron’s glass-covered, empty chamber pod…. but look at this! The contents of Hades’ toolbox has been emptied out, and it looks like there’s a hole at the bottom of the mesh grid floors! Theron has found a way to forge an escape El Chapo style, creating a tunnel from his chamber pod and effectively getting the hell out of dodge!
Stew: APOCALYPSE returns to the ring where a bloodied Devan Dubian is trying to get his wits about him, and APOCALYPSE BEGINS MAULING DEVAN WITH A BALLISTIC ASSORTMENT OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!!! THOSE 15 INCH FISTS SENDING CRATERS INTO DEVAN’S SKULL AS THEY GO BOUNCING BACK AND FORTH WITH NO MERCY! NO RELENT! NOW CAVING HIS FACE IN WITH AX HANDLE BLOWS!!! APOCALYPSE SCRAPES DEVAN UP FROM THE FLOOR NOW!! AND A THUNDEROUS POWERSLAM FINISHES HIM OFF!!!! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Talib: DEVAN DUBIAN WITH THE SHOULDER UP! HE IS STILL IN THIS!
Stew: That has done nothing but excite The Monstrous Man even more! APOCALYPSE drags Devan up from the canvas again, and HOISTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! SECOND HELIX NEBULA ON ITS WAY—
( Theron Nikolas emerges from the hole in the ring, with a black bag in one hand and a pair of bolt cutters in the other. )
Talib: THERON HAS THE SET OF BOLT CUTTERS IN HIS HANDS!!!! AND HE HACKS APOCALYPSE IN THE LEG OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THE BOLT CUTTERS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! THAT TAKES AWAY APOCALYPSE’S STABLE FOOTING, HE’S HOPPING ON ONE LEG WITH DEVAN DUBIAN STILL ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Stew: AND DEVAN DUBIAN COUNTERS OUT OF THE HELIX NEBULA WITH THE SECOND BLEEDING EDGE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
( Theron Nikolas digs back in the hole in the canvas and pulls out his black bag, and opens it up revealing: )
( A set of sneakers with thumbtacks on the bottom. )
Talib: WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED FUCK CREATED THIS?!?!
( Theron changes into the thumbtack-bottomed sneakers. )
Stew: SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF DEVAN DUBIAN!!!!!!!!!!! THUMBTACK-EQUIPPED SUPERKICK, SENDS BLOOD FLYING OFF OF THE CRIMSON MASK OF DEVAN, AND SPLATTERING ALL OVER THE RING!!!! LUCAS JOHNSON IS BACK UP!!!!! SUPERKICK TO LUCAS JOHNSON!!!!! NOW APOCALYPSE IS ALREADY BACK UP TO ONE KNEE!!!! SUPERKICK TO APOCALYPSE NOW!!!! AND THE THUMBTACK BOTTOM OF HIS SHOE IS STUCK IN APOCALYPSE’S BEARD!!! THERON RIPS HIS FOOT OUT OF APOCALYPSE’S BEARD!
Talib: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH, THERON DRAGS LUCAS JOHNSON UP FROM THE FLOOR WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX…….
( Theron carries Lucas over to the upright chainsaw sitting in the ring. )
Talib: SHIT!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!! VINDICATION!!!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING BLADES OF THE CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCAS IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!
Stew: COVER ON LUCAS!!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated!
Stew: LOOK AT THAT SINISTER SCOWL ACROSS THE FACE OF THERON!!! SOMETHING HAS SNAPPED INSIDE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, AND NOW HE FOLLOWS DEVAN DUBIAN WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND OUT OF THE CHAMBER. THERON RIPS OFF A SECTION OF THE RINGSIDE FLOOR PADDING, REVEALING THE METAL GRID FLOORS BELOW! AND NOW A SADISTIC THERON IS WAITING AND STALKING HIS PREY IN DEVAN DUBIAN, ANTICIPATING HIS RECOVERY! HE DELIVERS A RUNNING CHAOS THEORY!!!!!!!!!!! INTO THE METAL GRID FLOORS!!!!!!!!!! RUNNING SWINGING REVERSE STO RIGHT INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS BEEN DECIMATED, AND THERON DRAGS DUB INTO THE RING AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: Devan Dubian has been eliminated!
Talib: APOCALYPSE IS STANDING!!! AFTER ALL THAT, APOCALYPSE IS STANDING!!! BUT HIS BEARD IS COATED IN BLOOD, HIS EYES ARE GLAZED OVER, AND THERON RE-ENTERS THE RING, DELIVERING ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!!!!!! THAT BACKS APOCALYPSE INTO THE ROPES, AND THERON GRABS THE MASSIVE BOLT CUTTERS AGAIN, AND CHARGES AT APOCALYPSE —
Stew: ETA CARINAE!!!!!!!!!! POP-UP POWERBOMB DRILLS THERON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: THERON COUNTERS AT THE LAST SECOND, AND HACKS APOCALYPSE IN THE THROAT WITH THOSE BOLT CUTTERS IN MID-AIR!!!! AND HE SLIPS ONTO APOCALYPSE’S BACK NOW, APPLYING THE SLEEPER HOLD SUBMISSION!!!! HAIL TO THE KING SLEEPER HOLD, TIGHTENED AROUND THE THROAT THAT WAS JUST STABBED WITH A SET OF BOLT CUTTERS!!!! APOCALYPSE FINALLY DROPS TO HIS KNEES, AND THERON FINISHES HIM OFF!!!!!!! SHINING!!!!!!! WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL TO THE KING FINISHING THE MONSTROUS MAN OFF, AND THERE’S THE COVER!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Illest Motherfucker Alive” by Jay Z and Kanye West hits, and Theron Nikolas sits there panting with a depraved look on his face. )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner and STILL the Answers World Champion! THEEERROOOOOOOOOONNNN NNNIIIKKOOOOLLLAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!
Stew: What did we just see….
Talib: DOMINANCE, STEW! COMPLETE, CATEGORICAL DECIMATION BY THE GOD-EMPEROR OF FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY, AND THE GOD-EMPEROR OF EAW!
Stew: This Elimination Chamber was outright dismantled by the hands of APOCALYPSE! It’s going to take the entire ring setup crew to repair this structure before it gets used again tonight! The gates of hell were opened up, and even hell wasn’t big enough for the 6 of these Dynasty Elitists! But through it all Theron Nikolas played his cards perfectly, the same way he has done all year long, and he may have very well crafted the most bulletproof argument imaginable as to why he is truly the Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling!
( Theron Nikolas holds up his Answers World Championship with both hands, showing off his championship with one arm while holding up the corna with the other. )
( Lights go out. )
( The only source of light illuminating the arena emerges from the hole created in the canvas. )
( A hologram emerges from the hole, showing a figure similar to the “Mother Goddess” hostess of Pain for Pride Festival. )
Mother Goddess: Welcome to Synthetic consciousness!
( A confused Theron Nikolas looks dumbfounded at the holographic figure, bewildered by what he is seeing. )
Female robotic voice: And welcome to the beginning of the end!
( The Mother Goddess points to the titantron, and Theron turns his head at the screen for the following: )
( A moment passes. )
Talib: A SHADOWY FIGURE EMERGES FROM BEHIND, AND DARTS ACROSS THE RING AT THERON!!!!
Stew: IN EXCELSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( The lights return…….. and standing over Theron’s body………… is Jamie O’Hara. )
Stew: JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!!!!
Talib: THIS ISN’T REAL!!!!! THIS ISN’T REAL!!!!! IT CAN’T ACTUALLY BE HIM!!!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!
Stew: HE IS ALIVE AND WELL! JAMIE O’HARA DRAGS THERON UP FROM THE FLOOR, AS THIS ENTIRE AUDIENCE LOOKS ON IN COMPLETE SHOCK! THERON IS TAKEN BY THE WRIST, AND PULLED UP FROM THE GROUND! A HYSTERICAL THERON SHAKING HIS DEAD IN DISBELIEF.
Theron: You shouldn’t be here.. We killed you.
Jamie O’Hara: I’M ALIVE, CUNT.
Stew: — LOOK OUT!!!! KINGSLAYEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!! WRIST-LOCK BICYCLE KNEE, TURNING THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION INSIDE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
( Jamie O’Hara brushes himself off, picks up the Answers World Championship, and holds it high above his head. )
Stew: JAMIE O’HARA HAS RETURNED, AND HE HAS BROUGHT FORTH THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THE REIGN OF THERON NIKOLAS! ARGUABLY THE GREATEST CHAMPION IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COMPANY HAS COME BACK, AND HIS SIGHTS ARE NOW SET ON THE THRONE!
( Jamie O’Hara drops the AWC over Theron’s body and walks out of the Elimination Chamber. )
Talib: I have never doubted Theron Nikolas even once in his entire stay here on Dynasty, but for the first time I can honestly say I have no Earthly idea how Theron comes out of this unscathed!
Stew: The man who dominated all of 2017, won the coveted Elitist of the Year award for 2017, and held the World Heavyweight Championship for an UNPRECEDENTED 11 month reign has returned, and he has made his intentions perfectly clear! The throne of the so-called “God-Emperor” Theron has officially been challenged, and the true Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling is back for his his crown!!
( Jamie O’Hara walks up the long ramp of the Montreal Olympic Stadium, while Theron lays there looking up at the lights, unable to register what just happened to him.)
(Camera transitions backstage to an empty dressing room. The door swings open, and all three members of Jaded Wolfe Hearts enter the room still fatigued following their matches. Kassidy and Sienna are holding their Grand Prix trophy by both ends, and Tyler walks in after them empty handed. )
Tyler Wolfe: I just hope that Andrea doesn’t start making long-term reservations with her and my title, because the fucking thing is coming back home to momma so fast she won’t even remember she ever held it. Kind of like how nobody remembers her holding the Openweight Championship.
Kassidy Heart: It’s just good that you’re remaining hopeful and optimistic, minus your chamber setback this night has been absolutely amaze!!!! Sien and I are well on our way to becoming Unified Tag Team Champions, and the GOAT is the EAW Champ!
Sienna Jade: Uh guys, looks like our night’s not finished yet, look what we have here!
( The three ladies turn their attention to the middle of the private lockerroom, where three gift-wrapped boxes are sitting on the coffee table. )
Kassidy: Oh perfect! The secret santa deliveries are finally here!
Sienna & Tyler: Secret Santa?
Kassidy: Yeah! Remember three weeks ago when we promised we’d be each other’s secret santa for the post-RTR Christmas party?
( Sienna and Tyler look completely dumbfounded. Soon after, a lightbulb hits Sienna’s head. )
Sienna: OH MY GOSH I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WAS TODAY!
Tyler: Crap…me too!
Kassidy: That’s weird, why do one of these have my name on it then?
( Kassidy, Tyler and Sienna pick up their presents. Tyler begins to open hers, but Kassidy stops her. )
Kassidy: Wait a minute you can’t open yours yet queen, it’s not even Christmas yet! We’re supposed to have the gifts in by today, but you don’t open them before the 25th silly :p
Sienna: Well neither of us got you anything yet, how about you show yours off?
( Kassidy ponders over Sienna’s suggestion, and finally caves. She loosens up the bowtie at the top and rips open the giftwrap before removing the lid from the box. A smaller, gift-wrapped container inside of a Neiman Marcus pouch is taken out, and Kassidy begins to remove the giftwrapping as well as the pouch. )
Tyler: Holy karat-olly!
( Kassidy’s gift is revealed to be a PIAGET Limelight 18k White Gold Diamond Bracelet Watch. Kassidy’s eyes light up as she holds the watch in her hands. )
Kassidy: Whaaaaaaa??? Is this real???
Sienna: God damn! This must be one hell of a thank you gift from Ahren!
Kassidy: I really doubt this came from him, he doesn’t even celebrate Christmas, he celebrates GOATmas.
Tyler: (jokingly) Maybe it came from Gunnar?
Kassidy: 😐 please don’t even joke like that.
Sienna: Maybe it came from Big Mike!
Kassidy: 😐 I really, really hope not. (looks down at the watch, investigating every fine detail) Jesus this is absolutely fucking gorgeous, whoever got me this must know me inside and out–
Sienna: Wait a minute what was that?
( The sound of somebody snoring can be heard, and the three ladies walk over to one of the closet doors where the sounds of snoring become even louder. Sienna opens up the closet, and we see Venom laying up against the wall snoring with several bottles of beer laying around him. )
Tyler: What the fuck?! Hello! Wake the hell up!
( Venom jumps out of his sleep, and sits up scratching his head. )
Venom: (completely sluggish and hungover) Aw shucks, where am I?
( SUDDENLY: El Landerson appears from behind Sienna, Tyler and Kassidy. )
El Landerson: Aha, there you are Mr. peeping tom. Excuse me ladies, I am just here to challenge Venom to a match at The Palace for his PURE Championship in a Hell in a Cell!
Venom: Hell in a Cell huh? You got it buddy, you’re on!
Tyler, Sienna and Kassidy: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
( Venom and Landerson quickly get out of dodge, and the three ladies look on shaking their heads utterly baffled by what just happened. Broadcast transitions back to the Montreal Olympic Stadium. )
(The National Elite Championship Logo flashes across the screen.)
(The camera then displays ringside where the National Elite Championship is seen hanging above the ring as ladders the ring. Bella Braxton is then shown standing in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a ladder match and is for the vacant… NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Still Hungry’ by Adelitas Way hits as the crowd begins to boo heavily. Jackson Blayde emerges onto the stage with a smirk on his face. He walks down the ramp and examines the ladders as he passes by them. He then enters the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing 229 pounds…. JACCKKKSOOONN BLLLAAYYYDDEEEE!
(It Follows by Cane Hill hits as the crowd erupts in support. Xander Payne emerges onto the stage as he stares down Jackson Blayde. He then makes his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Brampton, Canada, weighing 255 pounds… XANNNDDERRR PAYYYNEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Russillo: Here we go! A ladder match for the National Elite Championship! Jackson Blayde isn’t liked by this crowd but this crowd here in Montreal is on their feet for Xander Payne who is native to canada. Jackson Blayde chose this match stipulation due to his beliefs it would leave Xander Payne at a disadvantage due to his weight. Xander Payne seeks to prove him wrong. Both men glance at the National Elite Championship suspended above the ring. Xander Payne approaches Blayde but Blayde quickly rolls out of the ring! He’s already going to grab a ladder! Xander Payne is quick to follow him as he too exits the ring! Blayde quickly tries to close the ladder he’s at but Xander gets to him in time! Blayde throws a punch but it’s quickly blocked by Payne. Payne now stuns Blayde with a right hand of his own. XANDER NOW GRABS THE HEAD OF JACKSON BLAYDE AND SMASHES IT INTO THE LADDER!
Peters: Jackson stumbles backwards as Xander Payne grabs him and leads him back to the nearby ladder that stands at the bottom of the ramp! He forces Payne’s head into it once more! PAYNE ATTEMPTS THIS ONCE MORE! BUT PAYNE DELIVERS SEVERAL ELBOWS TO THE RIBS OF PAYNE! Jackson Blayde now slides behind Xander Payne… AND DELIVERS A BACK STABBER! XANDER FALLS FORWARD AND USES THE LADDER TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM FALLING! He rests against it as Blayde grabs another nearby ladder and places it against the ring. He grabs Xander and smashes his head into the rung of a ladder! Payne stumbles backwards towards the ring! Jackson now pushes him against the ladder he propped up against the ring! Jackson Blayde now climbs the ladder until he it at one of the higher rungs! HE JUMPS ONTO XANDER PAYNE FOR A CROSS BODY… BUT PAYNE CATCHES HIM! PAYNE WITH A GREAT DISPLAY OF STRENGTH! HE NOW WALKS FORWARD AS JACKSON BLAYDE IS IN A PANIC! PAYNE GLANCES BACK TOWARDS THE RING THAT BLAYDE PROPPED AGAINST THE RING… AND DELIVERS A BACKWARDS THROW AS HE LAUNCHES JACKSON BLAYDE BACK FIRST INTO THAT LADDER!
Russillo: MY GOODNESS! XANDER PAYNE MUST’VE HELPED HIMSELF TO SOME OF THE FREE JELLY FILLED DONUTS IN THE BACK BEFORE THE MATCH TO MOTIVATE HIM! Jackson Blayde crumbles as he clutches his back in pure pain! Xander now closes the ladder that Jackson jumped from and throws it into the ring! He quickly makes his way in and sets up the ladder under the Natonal Elite Championship! He does it and begins to climb it in a hurry! IT’S A SUGAR RUSH! PAYNE IS NEAR THE TOP OF THE LADDER BUT JACKSON BLAYDE SLIDES HIS OWN LADDER HE WAS JUST THROWN AGAINST INTO THE RING!
Peters: He enters the ring as Xander Payne reaches the top of the ladder and begins to fiddle with the championship belt! JACKSON BLAYDE NOW GRABS THE LADDER HE BROUGHT IN AND THROWS THE TOP OF IT DIRECTLY AT XANDER PAYNE! THE LADDER CRASHES INTO PAYNE! BLAYDE NOW PUSHES HIS LADDER DOWN AS PAYNE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR OF THE RING! HE WAS ALMOST THERE! Jackson Blayde now climbs to the top rope as Xander Payne is down and out! DIVING ELBOW DROP! HE FLIES AND HITS IT DIRECTLY INTO THE HEART OF XANDER PAYNE!
Russillo: Jackson now goes to grab one of the ladders and lays it in the middle of the ring. He now pulls Payne up! Jackson Blayde pulls him in as he attempts to lift him! GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB! NO! PAYNE STOPS HIMSELF FROM BEING LIFTED! HE BREAKS FREE! HE NOW STRIKES JACKSON BLAYDE WITH A DISCUS ELBOW! BLAYDE IS ROCKED BY THAT MANEUVER! He now grabs Jackson Blayde and lifts him up… AND DROPS HIM BACK DOWN! A FIREMAN’S CARRY NECK BREAKER BY XANDER PAYNE! Jackson Blayde rolls to the corner as he tries to pull himself up and Xander Payne expected it.. HE CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! PAYNE NOW FALLS FORWARD AND PAYNE ONCE AGAIN GRABS PAYNE! HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX… AND HE IT CONNECTS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE LADDER THAT’S LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Peters: Jackson Blayde is in huge pain right now as Xander Payne grabs the ladder and begins to set it up! Jackson Blayde rolls out of the ring as he does this! Xander positions the ladder as he prepares to climb it! Meanwhile Jackson Blayde is down at ring side but begins to get up! HE NOW PULLS OUT A CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING! HE ENTERS THE RING WITH IT AS PAYEN BEGINS TO CLIMB THE LADDER AND SMACKS IT DIRECTLY INTO HIS BACK! PAYNE FALLS DOWN A FEW RUNGS BACK DOWN TO THE RING! JACKSON BLAYDE NOW LAYS THAT CHAIR INTO HIM ONCE MORE! He now drops it and grabs Payne! GERMAN SUPLEX! HE DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX TO XANDER PAYNE!
Russillo: Jackson Blayde now grabs the second ladder that was in the ring and puts it into between the turnbuckles! He now grabs Xander Payne and brings him to his feet! HE NOW LAUNCHES XANDER TOWARDS THEM! XANDER IS WHIPPED RIGHT INTO THAT LADDER AS IT KNOCKS HIM DOWN! Jackson Blayde now looks towards the ladder in the middle of the ring! He now begins to climb it! He’s halfway there and Xander Payne is stirring! JACKSON BLAYDE REACHES THE TOP AND HE GRABS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HE HAS TO UNHOOK IT! BUT XANDER PAYNE IS UP AND HE GRABS THAT CHAIR BLAYDE USED ON HIM MOMENTS AGO! NOW HE IS THE ONE TO USE IT! HE SMACKS IT INTO BLAYDE’S BACK REPEATEDLY AS BLAYDE TRIES TO UNHOOK THE BELT BUT HE CAN’T! XANDER NOW PULLS HIM DOWN A FEW RUNGS…. AND HE GRABS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWER BOMB POSITION! OH GOD! XANDER PAYNE APPROACHES THE CORNER WITH THE LADDER BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES!
Peters: POWER BOMB! HE POWER BOMBS JACKSON BLAYDE ONTO THAT LADDER AND IT BREAKS AS HE CRASHES INTO IT! Payne stumbles backwards as Jackson Blayde lays in the wreckage of that ladder. This is Xander Payne’s chance! He re-positions the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins to climb it! He makes his way slowly up as he fights through the pain he’s in! He’s almost at the top… AND SOME HOW JACKSON BLAYDE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE LADDER! HE PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH IT AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB JUST AS XANDER REACHES THE TOP! XANDER REACHES FOR THE TITLE BUT IT SWAYS AWAY FROM HIM! BLAYDE IS ALMOST THERE AS PAYNE FINALLY GRABS THE TITLE… HE TRIES TO UNHOOK IT!
Russillo: NOW BLAYDE IS THERE! HE THROWS A QUICK RIGHT PUNCH INTO THE FACE OF PAYNE! Xander fights back by trying to hit Blayde with the title belt but Blayde grabs it to stop Payne! NOW HE GRABS IT FREE OF XANDER AND SMASHES IT INTO HIS HEAD! BLAYDE NOW GETS HIGHER UP ON THE LADDER! HE PULLS UP PAYNE… OH MY GOD! HE SUPLEXS HIM OFF OF THE LADDER BACK DOWN TO THE RING AND BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE RING WITH A THUNDEROUS IMPACT! BOTH MEN JUST CAME FLYING DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER DUE TO JACKSON BLAYDE!
Peters: What an insane maneuver by Jackson Blayde! Both men are absolutely motionless but one of them has to start moving eventually if they wish to win this championship! The ladder in the ring has been knocked over after both me hit the ground to knock it off balance! Both men begin to move at just about the same time! Xander Payne pulls himself up with the ropes and Blayde does the same on the other side of the ring! Blayde is the up first. He approaches Payne and delivers a blow to the back! He now pushes Payne into the corner where he connects with a european uppercut! NOW PAYNE RESPONDS WITH A HEAD BUTT! BLADYE STAGGERS BACKWARDS AND PAYNE GETS IN POSITION AND CLOTHESLINES HIM RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Russillo: JACKSON BLAYDE LANDS ON HIS FEET AT RING SIDE! XANDER PAYNE NOW CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! BLAYDE LOOKS UP AND SEES HIM AND PAYNE LEAPS TO THE OUTSIDE… FLYING CLOTHESLINE! IT CONNECTS TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN ONCE MORE! Xander Payne begins to return to his feet as Jackson Blayde gets up using our announce table! Xander Payne approaches him and tries to slam his head into our table but Blayde stops it from happening! HE NOW ELBOWS PAYNE IN THE MID SECTION! BLAYDE PUSHES XANDER BACK… THE 901 KNEE! RIPCORD JUMPING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS! XANDER PAYNE MAY BE OUT OF IT!
Peters: Jackson Blayde now quickly grabs a ladder and lays one end of it on our table and the other end under the bottom rope! Whatever he’s planning can’t be pleasant! He picks up Xander as he begins to stir and rolls him on top of the ladder! JACKSON BLAYDE NOW APPROACHES ANOTHER NEARBY LADDER AND PULLS IT SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO XANDER PAYNE! JACKSON BLAYDE CLIMBS IT NEARLY TO THE TOP! HE LEAPS! A MOON SAULT BY JACKSON BLAYDE…. AND HE CRASHES INTO XANDER PAYNE AS THE LADDER BUCKLES AND BREAKS UNDERNEATH THE IMPACT OF THE TWO MEN! MY GOD! WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!
Russillo: Both men are laid out and the first to get up may be the one who prevails here at Road to Redemption! A few moments pass but Jackson Blayde finally begins to stir! He starts to slowly pull himself into the ring and stumbles towards the knocked over ladder as he enters! Meanwhile, Xander Payne is getting up as well and grabs a ladder and slides it into the ring! Jackson Blayde sees this and turns his attention towards Xander as he slides into the ring! XANDER SLIDES IN BUT BLAYDE QUICKLY BEGINS TO STOMP ON HIM! BUT XANDER JUMPS UP AND UPPER CUTS BLAYDE! HE QUICKLY GRABS BLAYDE! SIDEWINDER SUPLEX! THE SWINGING LEG HOOK BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS!
Peters: Xander now pulls Jackson Blayde to the ladder that he just brought into the ring! He lays him on top of it. Xander now grabs the nearby ladder that’s standing and he closes it up! HE GRABS IT AND THROWS IT DOWN RIGHT ON TOP OF JACKSON BLAYDE TO PIN HIM BETWEEN BOTH LADDERS! XANDER PAYNE NOW CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE… NOW WHAT IS HE THINKING! HE GETS TO THE TOP ROPE… AND HE LEAPS! DIVING MOONSAULT ONTO JACKSON BLAYDE! PAYNE CRASHES ONTO THE TOP LADDER THAT’S LAYING ON JACKSON BLAYDE AS BOTH MEN ARE IN INSTANT PAYNE! XANDER PAYNE JUST SACRIFICED HIS OWN BODY BY CRASHING INTO THAT LADDER! JACKSON BLAYDE WAS SANDWICHED WITH A LADDER UNDERNEATH HIM, ONE ON TOP, AND XANDER PAYNE LANDING ON TOP OF THAT ONE!
Russillo: Xander Payne tries to get up and he must be in agony from what he just did! He grabs the ladder that is laying on top of Jackson Blayde and tries to set it up in the middle of the ring! As he does so, Blayde begins to show life as he tries to pull himself up with the ropes! Blayde grabs that ladder he was on top of! PAYNE TRIES TO CLIMB THE FIRST RUNG BUT BLAYDE HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THAT LADDER! HE NOW DROPS IT AND STUMBLES TOWARDS PAYNE! HE THROWS A PUNCH HIS WAY AND CONNECTS! PAYNE STUMBLES BUT RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM SMASH! BOTH MEN BATTLING IT OUT HERE! BLAYDE GOES FOR A QUICK CLOTHESLINE BUT PAYNE DUCKS! BLAYDE TURNS AROUND… SEEING RED! DISCUS PALM STRIKE CONNECTS! BLAYDE GOES DOWN AND THIS HOME TOWN CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! XANDER PAYNE LOOKS UP TOWARDS THE TITLE BELT AS HE POSITIONS THE LADDER AND GETS READY TO CLIMB!
Peters: HE CLIMBS THE FIRST FEW RUNGS AS JACKSON BLAYDE BEGINS TO STIR! CAN HE MAKE IT IN TIME?! PAYNE IS NEARING THE TOP! WAIT… WHO’S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMP?! IT’S DRAKE KING! DRAKE KING IS HERE AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! HE HAS A CHAIR IN HAND TOO! PAYNE HAS NO IDEA AND KING SWINGS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO PAYNE’S BACK! XANDER PAYNE BEGINS TO LOSE HIS GRIP ON THE LADDER! KING SWINGS ON HIM AGAIN! DRAKE KING LOST TO XANDER PAYNE SEVERAL WEEKS AGO AND HE WAS ELIMINATED FROM HIS ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH ALSO! IS HE TAKING HIS ANGER OUT ON XANDER PAYNE?! HE PULLS HIM DOWN OFF THE LADDER… THE GUILLOTINE! DRAKE KING CONNECTS WITH THE SHINING WIZARD ON XANDER PAYNE!
Russillo: Drake King now takes his leave as he exits the ring and heads back stage! Jackson Blayde meanwhile is up to his feet and confused to what just happened! He sees Xander Payne is down and goes towards him! HE PULLS XANDER BLAYDE UP INTO POSITION… BLAYDE RUNNER! KINSHASA RUNNING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS! FIRST DRAKE KING AND NOW JACKSON BLAYDE! XANDER PAYNE MAY HAVE WON THIS MATCH BUT NOW HE’S LAID OUT! JACKSON BLAYDE NOW STUMBLES TOWARDS THE LADDER! HE BEGINS TO CLIMB UNCONTESTED! HE NEARS THE TOP AND REACHES FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! HE FIDDLES WITH IT… XANDER PAYNE IS COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS…. AND HE UNHOOKS IT! JACKSON BLAYDE IS THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Still Hungry’ by Adelitas Way begins to play as the crowd erupts in boos. Jackson Blayde looks at the National Elite Championship and then holds it up in celebration as the stands on top of the ladder. Xander Payne is then shown rolling out of the ring as he recovers at ring side. Jackson Blayde comes down from the ladder and continues to celebrate.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… JACCKKSOONNN BLAYYDDDEEEE!
Peters: The National Elite Championship is vacant no longer! Jackson Blayde does it! He is the new National Elite Champion! These two men brutalized each other and this match wasn’t decided until some last second interference by Drake King.
Russillo: Xander Payne was close to becoming champion as Drake King made sure he didn’t. This crowd isn’t happy as they were showing lots of support for him in this match, but it’s Jackson Blayde who emerges victorious. Congratulations to him.
(Serena Bennett is backstage being checked on by the medical staff after being choked out in the Specialists title match. As she’s being checked Stephon Hunte enters the exam room, clipboard in hand. He looks at the doctor the nods his head to the door.)
Stephon Hunte: This’ll only take a moment doc, you can come patch her boo-boos later…
(The doctor sighs and nods, as he is leaving he meets Kendra Shamez. Stephon tosses the clipboard in Serena’s lap.)
Stephon Hunte: Here they are, your walking papers. To be honest, I filed them after Empire, so you were going to be fired either way.
(Serena grimaces as she looks over the separation papers.)
Serena Bennett: What woulda you done if I had won the title? Still fired me?
Stephon Hunte: To be honest, probably…you’re too mouthy, and don’t have the tits to make up for it. You were a good assistant, though, you can probably make a decent career out of serving people. Anyway, that’s your copy, you can keep it. I have stuff to do, so, get patched up, then get out.
(Stephon turns to leave and notices Kendra for the first time. He fires off his most shark like grin.)
Stephon Hunte: Speaking of a great rack, Kendra, it’s always nice to see you, nice to watch you leave too, if I’m honest…anyway, don’t gloat at her too much, she was choked with chains…I’m sure it brought flashbacks to her ancestors or something…I’ve got a meeting to get to.
(As Stephon exits the room Serena snorts and spits, hitting Stephon square in the back with a wet thud. He stops momentarily.)
Stephon Hunte: Typical of her kind…I’m going to have to make sure my next assistant is less…independent.
(Shaking his head, Stephon exits while Kendra offers Serena a sympathetic smile and Serena flips Stephon’s back off.)
Kendra Shamez: You were amazing out there, you know?
(Serena shrugs and rolls her neck.)
Serena Bennett: Guess it don’t matter, does it? Stephon fired my ass…*she flings the clipboard against the wall with a clatter* I just hate that that muthafucker beat me! Fuck him for not recognizing what I done out there, and in my debut? Fuck Fox, and Fuck Stephon Hunte!
(Serena drops her head, more from exhaustion than emotion. Kendra puts a hand on Bennett’s shoulder, causing Serena to look at her.)
Kendra Shamez: Well…Stephon can only fire you as his assistant…I’m in charge of talent relations in Empire…well, Flannery is, but she and I have a good working relationship…*Kendra pulls a piece of paper from inside her suit coat and hands it to Serena* Don’t throw this one away…I look forward to working with you, Ms. Bennett.
(Kendra turns and walks out of the room while Serene unfolds the paper to reveal it to be a talent contract.)
(Commercial for EAW Shop Exclusive Pop Vinyls. The feature is a limited edition, Bloodied Diamond Cage.)
(Camera transitions to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella: The winner bypasses their brands’ respective King of Elite tournament and goes straight to the finals!
“ILLEST MUTHAFUCKA ALIVE!!!!!”
(“Illest Motherfucker Alive” by Jay Z and Kanye West plays as Jack Ripley comes out to the stage, to a crowd full of boos. He makes his way to the ring while being announced.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring.. From, Las Vegas, Nevada.. Weighing in, at 202 pounds… JAAAACCKKKK, RIIIPPPLEEYYYY!!!!
James Peters: This man has a huge chip on his shoulder tonight. If he loses, not only does he lose his shot at the King of Elite finals, but he loses his career too. Jack needs this win the most tonight.
(“Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem follows as Noah Reigner makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction.)
Bella Braxton: From, Seattle, Washington.. Weighing in, at 184 pounds… NOAHHHHHH.. REIGNERRR!!!!
Talib Bari: Mr. Cash in the Vault! Noah says he has one of the best records in EAW, and there’s a reason why! This man is a wildcard, and he may very well advance to the King of Elite finals!
(“Party Goin’ Dumb” by Rico Nasty starts playing as Astraea Jordan makes her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring.. From, Chicago, Illinois.. Weighing in, at 155 pounds… THE EMPRESS OF ELITE! ASTRAEAAAA JOORRRDDANNNNNN!!!
James Peters: The Empress of Elite! She earned this title by winning the Empress of Elite tournament, and she looks to do the same, and become both Empress, and King of Elite! She said Noah only has a great record because he hasn’t been here as long as her, and we’re about to see if she’s right about that statement!
(“Pray for Em” by Meek Mill plays as the Interwire champion, Malcolm Jones, makes.his way to the ring as the crowd shifts to mainly boos.”)
Bella Braxton: From, Harlem, New York.. Weighing in, at 230 pounds.. He is, the Interwire Champion! MAAALLLCCOOOLLLMMMM… JJJOOOONNEEESSSS!!!!!!
Talib Bari: Malcolm Jones wants to become King, and champion, but he won’t be able to do that without winning here tonight, and his personal issues with Astraea won’t help him.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: This match is underway, and now Astraea and Malcolm starts brawling, as well as Noah and Jack! Noah and Jack trading blows, but now ASTRAEA AND JONES!! Taking down the other two men in the match and now they are just stomping them out! Astraea tosses Jack Ripley out the ring, and Malcolm does the same to Noah! Malcolm now turns around to Astraea, and have a stare down, before immediately trading blows once again! The two are brawling right now but Jack Ripley dives on them from the top rope! Jack now takes Jones and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckles, before doing the same to Astraea! Noah slides in the ring now and charges at Jack, but is met with a kick to the gut, followed by a DDT! Jack now throws Astraea and Noah out of the ring, and tosses Malcolm into the turnbuckles again, before going for a cover!
James Peters: Malcolm kicks out and now Jack holds him in a headlock, as it’s temporarily a one on one situation. Jack here, a bit more desperate, as he’s fighting for his job, for a spot on Dynasty. Malcolm is able to eventually get to his feet though, and he pushes Jack towards the ropes. Ripley rebounds off of it though and is able to hit a hurricanrana on Jones! But now Noah comes onto the apron, and hits a shoulder block, sending Ripley back, before hitting a slingshot spear! But Ripley was able to catch Noah in a headlock! Snap Suplex! Ripley is on his A game here, because this isn’t just about the King of Elite Finals for him! It’s about keeping his job! But Ripley turns around and is met with a big boot by Astraea! Jones now is attempting to get to his feet but is Clotheslined out of the ring by Jordan, and now it’s once again a one on one, with her and Ripley! Not for long though, as Noah catches her with a step up Enzuigiri! Noah goes outside though, leaving Ripley in the ring.
Talib Bari: Noah, throwing Astraea into the barricade, trying to take her out! He turns to Malcolm now and is met with a forearm! Noah though, gives a forearm of his own! The two now are trading forearms, but Jack Ripley runs in with a SUICIDE DIVE!!! TAKING OUT JONES AND NOAH!!! Ripley now charges at Astraea, YOU’LL FLOAT TO- DUCKED BY ASTRAEA!! Astraea with a kick to the gut now, AND A POWERBOMB ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! Astraea is the only one left standing, and she rolls Jack inside the ring and goes for a cover!
Talib Bari: Jack Ripley gets the shoulder up! Astraea now goes to the top rope, and it looks like she’s going for a big move here, but Malcolm Jones pushes her off the top rope, outside the ring! And now it’s Malcolm climbing up, but he’s hit with a forearm by Noah, and now Noah climbs up, looking for a Superplex! But now, Jack Ripley! Jack grabs Noah! POWERBOMB AND SUPERPLEX!!!! EVERY MAN IS DOWN!!!!! None of them, able to get the cover on one another, but ASTRAEA!!! SHE SLIDES IN THE RING AND COVERS JONES!!!
James Peters: KICKOUT!!! Malcolm gets the shoulder up, but Astraea covers Noah now!
James Peters: AND NOAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS WELL!!! Meanwhile, Jack Ripley is crawling his way to the ropes, but Astraea starts stomping all over him! Jack though, manages to pull himself out onto the apron, and hits a shoulder block on Astraea. Astraea charges in at Ripley but Jack pulls down the ropes and ducks under her, as Astraea goes outside of the ring! Meanwhile Ripley goes up to the top rope, eyeing Malcolm Jones, who took most of the damage! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!! WAIT, MALCOLM GOT THE KNEES UP!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!
James Peters: RIPLEY KICKS OUT!!!! Ripley attempted that Shooting Star Press, but Jones got the knees up, and nearly won! Noah Reigner and Astraea Jordan get to their feet now, but before Astraea could get to her feet, NOAH HITS HER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE OF HIS OWN!!! NOAH NOW RUNS IN THE RING, AND TOSSES THE TWO MEN IN THE RING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Noah picking up the pieces left for him, as he hits THE HOUSE EDGE ON MALCOLM JONES!!!! THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS, AND NOAH GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Talib Bari: JACK RIPLEY BREAKS IT UP!!!! Jack Ripley somehow was able to throw himself towards the pin, after being thrown into the turnbuckles! Noah though, picks Jack up, and it looks like he’s about to do the same, BUT ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH THE HAIR WHIP!!! Astraea picks Noah up now looking for a powerbomb but he fights out of it! Now it’s Noah and Astraea brawling as Astraea hits a chop on Noah, and Noah follows it up with a forearm! The two now are just trading chops and forearms, before Ripley gets to his feet and joins in! Ripley hitting chops on Astraea and Noah, back and forth! Meanwhile, Jones is crawling to his feet, using the ropes and turnbuckles! Meanwhile, Astraea hits a huge boot on Noah, before hitting Jack right in the face with her braid! THE C-NOTE!!! WHAT A SPEAR BY JONES, BREAKING RIPLEY IN HALF!!!! Now once again, it’s only Jones and Jordan, two former tag team champions, a former relationship, but now, now they’re trading blows! Giving it everything they’ve got! Jones, ducking a lariat by Astraea as he runs towards the ropes, she attempts a second but he ducks, hitting an enzuigiri! Astraea tumbles back into the ropes, and Jones runs towards her but gets a boot to the face, and the two are once again trading rights and lefts!
James Peters: But now look, Noah and Ripley, taking down the two! Ripley holds Astraea up now, what are they thinking? KILLSHOT BY NOAH ON ASTRAEA!!!! JACK WAS HOLDING HER IN POSITION, AND NOAH HIT THE SICK KICK!!!! Now what are they thinking? YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!! THE SUPERKICK ON JONES!!!! But it’s only Noah and Jack, and now the alliance has disbanded! The two trading forearms and elbows, and Noah attempts a kick but Jack catches his leg! Noah with a step up enzuigiri but Jack ducks it! Jack goes for a lariat but Noah ducks under it himself, and hits one of his own! But Jack Ripley is still able to get to his feet, and he wants more! Noah lunges at Jack with a forearm but it’s blocked, and Ripley hits a huge one himself, before going to the top rope as Noah stumbles back! And he dives, hitting a huge meteora! Now Ripley goes into the corner, and is urging for Noah to get to his feet! Noah uses the ropes to get up, and now RIPLEY WITH THE SUPERKIC- MISSED, AND NOAH WITH THE KILLSHOT, NO!!! RIPLEY DODGED IT, AND ROLLS UP REIGNER!!!!
James Peters: NOAH KICKS OUT, BUT JACK WITH A KNEELING SUPERKI- NO!! CAUGHT BY NOAH, AND NOAH PULLS THE LEG OF RIPLEY, DROPPING HIM!! Noah now dropping his knee into the face of Jack! Noah backs up into the corner to catch his breath, but as soon as he moves he’s dragged out of the ring by Jones! Jones on the outside now is hitting Noah with huge rights! Smashing him into the barricade now, before stomping him out! Jones picks Reigner up now, and throws him face first into the ringpost! Malcolm isn’t done there! He picks him up again, and throws him into the barricade! Malcolm Jones now, climbs on top of the barricade, what’s this? THE RE-UP ON TO NOAH OFF THE BARRICADE!!! WHAT A LEG DROP!! BUT ASTRAEA JORDAN TAKES JONES OUT FROM BEHIND!!! Astraea slides into the ring now, and it’s only her and Ripley left! Astraea, Empress of Elite, now trying to see if she can become both Empress, and King, but now standing in her way is Jack Ripley, who doesn’t just want to be King, he wants a job here! And now they charge at each other, but Ripley ducks a Clothesline, and goes out onto the apron! Astraea goes towards Jack, but RIPLEY HITS THE SLINGSHOT DDT!!! THE COVER NOW BY JACK!!!!
Talib Bari: ASTRAEA KICKS OUT!!!!! Ripley now, goes to the top rope, hoping to end this once and for all! But JONES SWEEPS THE LEG OF RIPLEY, BUT HE HANGS ON!!! What’s Malcolm thinking? He’s on the apron, and he’s grabbing Jack in a powerbomb position! Oh no! OH MY GOD!!! POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON!!!! RIPLEY’S DONE!!! THAT’S IT!!! Meanwhile Noah crawls back towards the ring, but Jones is able to get inside first, and now Noah is in between a shadow, a shadow of former tag team champions, Drillmatic! Jordan and Jones stomp out Noah, before Malcolm holds him up! Astraea backs up, and HITS A SPEAR, BUT ON JONES!!!! ASTRAEA PICKS JONES UP, LATE REGISTRATION!!!!! BUT NOW NOAH KNOCKS ASTRAEA INTO THE CORNER, BEFORE HITTING MULTIPLE CLOTHESLINES, FOLLOWED BY A RUNNING KNEE!! Noah, wanting to cover Jones but he rolled out of the ring! Noah steps back now, looking for the Killshot to put this one away! Noah runs in, YOU’LL FLOAT TOO BY JACK RIPLEY!!! THAT’S IT, NO, JACK CAN’T CAPITALIZE!!! JACK IS SO CLOSE!! Jack is trying to get to the cover, BUT MALCOLM JONES PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!! EVERYONE IS DOWN AND OUT!!!
James Peters: Jack was so close to getting the win, and keeping his job, but Jones was able to save the match at the last second! Jack Haze and Malcolm Jones, both using the apron to get to their feet, and now they are just hitting each other with whatever they have left. Lefts and rights being thrown, until one of them is forced to quit. Jack Ripley goes for a hard right, but Jones wraps around him, COCAINA CLUTCH LOCKED IN ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THE COCAINA CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN AND THERE’S NOWHERE JACK CAN GO!!!! But, oh wow! What is Astraea thinking? 450 SPLASH TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, RIGHT ON TOP OF RIPLEY AND JONES!!!! THIS IS WHAT SHE CALLS THE AIR JORDAN!! THAT INCREDIBLE DIVE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Talib Bari: Noah is the only one left that’s able to get to his feet, and now he’s going outside himself! He throws Astraea face first into the Ringpost, and tosses Ripley into the barricade! But he rolls Malcolm back into the ring, and he’s getting ready for a big move! THE KILLSHOT CONNECTS!!!! THAT’S IT!!! HE HIT THE KILLSHOT!!!! THE OTHERS WERE TAKEN OUT, AND NOW THE COVER BY NOAH!!!!
James Peters: JONES KICKED OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT, HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! There’s no way, this match should be over, but it’s not! That’s why Malcolm Jones is Interwire champion! Noah, rolls out of the ring and is making sure to try and take out the rest of the competition. He starts stomping out Jack, but ASTRAEA WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO NOAH!! And now Astraea seats Noah on the apron, what’s she going for here? No, no, no! KILL U ON CAMERA OFF THE APRON!!!! A MUSCLE BUSTER, RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING!!! THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THERE!!! Astraea is struggling to get to her feet, and so is Jack Ripley, who is the only other person even capable of doing so by now, after that Killshot to Jones, and Kill U on Camera to Noah. The two of them, get back into the ring slowly, and Ripley, slaps Astraea in the face! Astraea, fires back with a slap of her own! And Ripley retaliates with an enzuigiri, sending Astraea into the ropes, but she fires back with a Clothesline, but it’s ducked by Ripley! And he manages to pick her up! LAWN DART!!! AND ASTRAEA IS THROWN OUT THE RING, HITTING THE BARRICADE!!! Jack Ripley takes a step back into the corner, but Jones comes out of nowhere and attempts a Clothesline, ducked by Jack! But Noah hits one of his own, after getting back into the ring!
Talib Bari: Now it’s once again just Noah and Jones and the two are charging at each other, Noah ducks a clothesline by Jones and attempts a basement dropkick, but Jones jumps over it! Noah gets to his feet and blocks an elbow, and attempts a lariat and misses, and he’s hit with a Pele kick by Jones! Jones now, picks up Noah, and he HITS THE BUCK 50!!! THE TORNADO FACEBUSTER HITS NOAH, BUT HERE COMES ASTRAEA, USING EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO STOP JONES FROM WINNING THIS!!! SHE’S HOLDING JONES BY THE LEG, STOPPING HIM FROM GETTING THE PIN, BEFORE SHE’S ABLE TO DRAG HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! Astraea, hits a huge suplex before getting into the ring, to find that Noah rolled out already! She goes towards the ropes but IS ROLLED UP BY JACK!!!
James Peters: Quick kick out, BUT THE YOU’LL FLOAT TOO CONNECTS!!! BUT NOAH WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR, AND BOTH MEN GET TO THEIR FEET, YOU’LL FLOAT TOO TO NOAH!!! RIPLEY CAN’T BELIEVE IT, THIS IS HIS CHANCE!!! RIPLEY THROWS ASTRAEA OUTSIDE THE RING, but he follows, why?
Talib Bari: This might not be a smart decision, but HE HITS A SECOND SUPERKICK!!! Jack now going to the top rope, focused on Noah, but he sees Jones, and he instead dives on top of him with a crossbody outside the ring! Jack Ripley wants this win, and now he goes inside the ring! BUT NOAH, PICKS HIM UP!! But Jack gets out of it, and hits a Roundhouse kick, before going to the top rope! This is it! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS, BUT WAIT!!! THAT’S RYAN WILSON!!!
James Peters: NO, NOT NOW!!! NOT WHEN HIS JOB IS ON THE LINE!!! THE CROWD’S GOING INSANE, IN RYAN WILSON’S HOMETOWN!!!! RYAN RUNS RIGHT INTO THE RING, AND DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE FROM RIPLEY!! SUPERKICK BY WILSON!!!! HE’S NOT DONE YET!!! HE’S URGING FOR RIPLEY TO GET UP!!! A SECOND SUPERKICK!!!!! RYAN’S GOING TO COST JACK THE MATCH!!! Ryan, getting revenge for when Jack cashed in on him, at Territorial Invasion, at the worst possible time!! Jack cost Ryan the title, and now Ryan’s looking to cost him his job!
Talib Bari: Ryan leaves the ring, and meanwhile Jones took out Astraea and Noah, throwing them into the barricade and the ringpost! Jones now is climbing to the top rope! THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!!!! THE FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH CONNECTS ON RIPLEY!!! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH THE FROG SPLASH, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!!! JACK’S GETTING FIRED!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNN, MAALLLCOOLLLMMMM.. JOOOOONNNEESSS!!!!!!!
(“Pray for Em”, by Meek Mill blasts as Malcolm Jones is handed the Interwire championship, and his arm is raised.)
Talib Bari: Malcolm Jones is your winner, but can you exactly agree with how it was done?
James Peters: Well, it wasn’t his fault entirely. He saw an opportunity created by Ryan Wilson, and he took it. Now Malcolm Jones advances to the King of Elite Finals, and Jack Ripley, doesn’t have a job.
(Malcolm is seen celebrating in the ring while Jack Ripley is trying to gather himself, just coming to the realization of what just happened.)
(Camera opens to see Hurricane Hawk on his cell phone in an office backstage)
Hawk: No. I don’t know. I’ve been tying I find Cage ever since he walked out of the arena like that. But it’s like he vanished! No ones seen or heard from him since! No I—
*knock knock knock*
Hawk: Lemme call you back. *hangs up phone* Come in.
(A moment passes)
Hawk: Hello? Anyone out there?
(The lights suddenly cut out and a scuffle with indiscriminate voices can be heard but after a few moments the lights cut back on and the office is trashed and Hawk is laid out on the ground with a gash over his cheek. He slowly pulls himself up. He wipes away the blood and notices a note stuck to the wall by a knife)
Hawk: What the fuck…?
(He pulls the note down and the camera pans around over Hawk’s shoulder to show the note. It reads in blood red ink: “ALL SHALL KNEEL.”)
(Commercial for Kassidy Hearts new Slot Machine based casino! “You can’t lose your money if you own the machine!”)
Cori Simmons: The Following contest is set for one fall and is a No Disqualification match for the EAW Unified Women’s World Championship! Introducing first, now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada, she is the EAW New Breed Champion, The Bird of Prey, Raven Roberts!
(Camera cuts to show the titantron that has a woman walking from behind in a black dress. The sound of high heels clicking can be heard as she walks.)
???: Have you prepared?
(The woman stops walking and turns her head to reveal herself as Raven Roberts. The shot opens to reveal the one speaking is her mentor, Shayna Jackson, wearing a white suit.)
Shayna: What did it cost?
(Raven looks away as images of her friends, her family, the Empire Tag Team Titles, the Crowe’s Nest leaving, all flash in front of the screen)
Shayna: Raven… What did it cost?
Raven: *looking back at her* ….
(The titan tron goes black and all lights cut out as “I Am The Fire” by Halestorm begins to play)
Am I brave enough?
Am I strong enough?
To follow the desire
That burns from within
To push away my fear
To stand where I’m afraid
I am through with this
‘Cause I am more than this
I promise to myself
Alone and no one else
My flame is rising higher
(Red and yellow lights flood the stage to see Raven Roberts wearing her red ring gear with a pair of red, yellow, and orange wings like a phoenix. Her eyes are covered with red war paint and the New Breed Championship is around her waist)
I AM THE FIRE
I AM BURNING BRIGHTER
ROARING LIKE A STORM
AND I AM THE ONE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
SCREAMING LIKE A SIREN
ALIVE AND BURNING BRIGHTER
I AM THE FIRE
(Raven walks down the ramp, eyes focused firmly on the ring, almost unblinking)
I’ve been sacrificed
My hearts been cauterized
Hanging on to hope
Shackled by the ghost
Of what I once believed
That I could never be
What’s right in front of me?
(She walks up the ring steps and releases her Phoenix wings to fall to the ground as she climbs into the ring)
I AM THE FIRE!!
(She walks over and stands with her arms out on the second rope, letting out a scream from pure adrenaline)
SG1: Love her or hate her, and there are many who do hate her, Raven Roberts has been an absolute force since her debut, winning multiple titles, and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere she goes! SHe has made it her personal mission to elevate that New Breed title she wears around her waist, and in the eyes of many has done just that. Now she seeks to add the Unified Women’s title to her resume and Madison Kaline had better be prepared!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, and just how will raven do that? WHat, is she going to out angst the Queen of Death? Raven needs to stick to what she’s best at: Beating up dykes and scared little girls who can’t defend themselves. Flannery McCoy making this match a No Disqualification match is not only the first smart decision she’s made in weeks, it also has sealed the fate of Ms. Roberts, the so called “Bird of Prey”…she’s walking into the Queen’s court and not only is she out gunned, she’s out numbered too!
Cori SImmons: Introducing next, from Tampa Bay, Florida, she is the reigning, defending, Undisputed Unified Women’s Champion of the WOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD! The Queen of Death, Madison Kaline!
(“O, Fortuna” by Carl Orff plays as Madison Kaline walks out onto the stage wearing the Unified Women’s title around her waist. She’s met with a chorus of boos, to which she rolls her eyes and skips down the aisle to the ring.)
SG1: The Queen of Death herself is making her way to the ring, World title around her waist. She was able to defend her title against Andrea Valentine a month ago, albeit with help from her Court, Amber Keys and Cleopatra. That match was a brutal war, this one doesn’t seem like it will be on the surface, but with no disqualifications, anything can happen!
Gavin Kirkland: Bah, “Oh, Madison needed help to beat Wrestletime Barbie!” Shut up with that nonsense! Madison won the title single handedly, and in case you forget, Daisy and Astraea were involved in that match too! Madison believes that Raven is overlooking her like her previous opponents have, and I believe her! I can’t wait for the Champ to take this puffed up bird down a peg or two with her bat!
(Cori exits the ring as the in-ring official shows both competitors the title belt before handing it off to the time keeper. After checking to make sure both competitors are ready she calls for the ring bell.)
SG1: Here we go, Roberts, Kaline, Unified Women’s title on the line! It will be interesting to see how things start out between then, Raven has the size and strength advantage over Madison, but Kaline is right at home in the no disqualification environment. The two are slowly circling each other, neither willing to open themselves up to the other…Raven fakes shooting in toward Madison, causing Kaline to jump back defensively! Raven points to her head and gives Madison a smirk! Madison gives her back mocking look then shoots in quickly, hoping to catch Raven off guard! Collar and elbow tie up from Madison, she’s trying to push Raven back into the far corner, but Roberts is resisting! The Champion, thinking quickly, stomps the foot of Raven, causing her to take a step back, and giving Madison just enough edge to push Raven back!
Gavin Kirkland: Remember folks, this is a no disqualification, so there won’t be any rope breaks! Madison shoves her head into the sternum of Raven while shoving both hands up into her face, clawing and trying to disorient the challenger! Very interesting strategy from Madison here, attacking Raven’s face and eyes while motorboating her, just proves that the Champion is in control in my opinion!
SG1: She’s not ‘motorboating’ Raven, you idiot, Madison is using her head on Raven’s sternum to keep her in the corner, I swear to god your mother must have fell down multiple flights of stairs while pregnant with you. Look out though, Raven has caught the arm of Madison! Madison screams out in pain as Raven twists the wrist of Kaline! Roberts walks Madison out of the corner, ratcheting the arm into a painful angle! Raven is nearly peerless when it comes to pure technical ability, something Madison is finding out first hand right now! Kick to the back of the leg by Raven, she’s trying to buckle that same knee that Madison hurt back around Pain for Pride and resulted in her missing a month’s worth of time, a point of contention between the two this week, Kaline doesn’t fall, but she does stagger a bit from the kick! Raven releases the wrist lock and lifts the Queen of Death up…Knee breaker! Maddie drops to the mat clutching her knee in pain!
Gavin Kirkland: You know, as much as some of these ladies are on their knees, I’m surprised there aren’t more injuries like that, you know, since they su-
SG1: RAVEN ROBERTS WITH AN EXPERTLY DROPPED ELBOW ONTO THE EXPOSED KNEE OF MADISON KALINE! Raven is focusing on that knee, looking to completely take the vertical base away from Kaline. If she manages to do that then this match will be all but over, as all she’ll have left to do is pick apart the pieces of Madison! Roberts, perhaps looking to end things early, climbs to the top rope, let’s see what she has in store for Kaline, who is still holding her knee on the mat…FLYING ELBOW DROP FROM RAVEN! MADISON MOVED! The Queen of Death baited Raven in, and now makes her way to her feet! It looks like it wasn’t all fake, though, as Madison does have a slight limp now…she pulls Roberts to her feet and rakes the eyes, perfectly legal in this environment! Raven swings wildly, but does not connect as Madison ducks under and counters with a slap across the face of Roberts. Raven Immediately grabs Madison into a tie up and hits a headlock takedown, leaving Madison following through with a rear chinlock! The referee moves to check on Madison, but the Queen of Death manages to break the hold by biting Raven’s fingers!
Gavin Kirkland: Madison should know better than that, no one likes it when a lady uses teeth!
SG1: Moving on, Raven attempts to apply the chinlock again, but Madison manages to roll away from the New Breed champion and puts some distance between herself and Raven. Madison backs to the corner, Raven hot on her heels…Madison grabs the tights of Roberts and slings her face first into the turnbuckle! Raven is now leaning on the turnbuckle as Madison quickly regains her feet and backs off a few steps, what is she planning here? RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ROBERTS! Raven was driven into the turnbuckle hard and rebounds to the mat, now at the mercy of a cackling Madison Kaline! Now Maddie is putting the boots to Raven, stomping her repeatedly! Madison uses the bottom rope for leverage, delivering a final vicious stomp before going for the pin on Roberts, remember there are no rope breaks here tonight!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
(Kick out from Raven Roberts at two.)
SG1: It’s going to take more than that to finish off Raven, you’re looking at a woman who took a branding iron to the face and still managed to walk away with victory!
Gavin Kirkland: A branding iron, ew? I guess that might explain some things…
SG1: Would you stop? Raven Roberts is now on her feet, and whips Madison to the ropes, ducking down for the rebound…NO! Raven rose up as Madison leapt over her, tripping the Unified Women’s champion! Raven hits the ropes…basement dropkick! Madison rolls out of the ring after that, she wants no part of Raven in the ring! Now remember fans, while this match is in face no disqualification, it is not falls count anywhere, and so the winning fall must happen inside the ring. Raven rolls to the outside on the opposite side from Madison and begins to stalk the World’s champion who is leaning against the barricade trying to catch her breath. Raven is on the prowl, though…Madison sees her, and meets Raven with a forearm shot to the jaw, knocking her back against the barricade, but Roberts fires back with a chop to the chest of Kaline, and grabs her by the head, looking to reverse the positions…Madison with a jaw breaker though! Raven is dropped to the outside mat while Madison seems to be looking for something under the ring…SHE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR! Raven doesn’t see it as she is pulling herself to her feet…*THWACK* THE QUEEN OF DEATH JUST LAID THAT STEEL CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS! Arching her back in pain, Raven stumbles away from Madison who is now satalking Roberts with the chair raised.
Gavin Kirkland: FINALLY, NOW THIS IS A MATCH! Madison with a crazed look in her eyes as she stalks Raven, she swings…AND MISSES! Raven rolls under the chair swing and rolls back into the ring in almost one fluid motion! Madison follows quickly after…Raven hits the ropes, RUNNING BIGFOOT! NO! MADISON DUCKS…SUPERKICK! Raven is dropped! Madison isn’t done though! She raises that chair…MADISON KALINE IS RAINING DOWN CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS! Just look at the dent in the side of that chair! Raven is covering the best she can, but Madison is unrelenting, driving the chair over and over again! Welts are raising on the back of Raven Roberts!
(Madison takes a big swing of the chair and the impact breaks the back off, sending it flying.)
Gavin Kirkland: Look out front row, Madison destroyed that chair over the back of Raven Roberts who is now laying motionless! Madison climbs the turnbuckle, looks like she wants to end this match…MADDIE BOMB! Madison hit that moonsault!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
SG1: NO! NOT THREE! Raven got her shoulder up at the last possible second, though I’ll never know how! Madison grabs the sides of her head in frustration, she really thought she had it there!
Madison Kaline (Off Mic) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What a shrill scream from the Champion, but she needs to keep on Raven. Madison unloaded that chair on her back, and I couldn’t tell you how many matches the Maddie Bomb has won without the aid of a chair beatdown, so for Raven Roberts to kick out just shows you how important this title is to her, and just how deep a reserve she actually has! Madison now pulls Raven to her feet and whips her to the ropes…NO, ROBERT’S WITH THE REVERSAL INTO THE HUNTRESS BOMB! Raven managed to pull that sitout spinebuster out of seemingly nowhere! She can’t follow through, though, as she rolled away from Madison after the impact and now is catching her breath on the mat next Madison! Raven has done well at controlling the match so far, but I would at this point give the damage edge to Madison, that chair barrage nearly stopping Raven in her tracks!
Gavin Kirkland: What I want to know is how many nails of Raven has Madison broken? I’d bet at least one or two…
SG1: Okay, first, you sexist fuck, breaking a nail actually hurts like hell, and second if all you’re going to do is sit there and belittle the competitors in this amazing match then why don’t you keep your mouth shut?
Gavin Kirkland: …Wow, must be someone’s time of the month…
SG1: …Anyway, Raven is pulling herself to her feet with the aid of the ropes as Madison, already to her feet, moves to attack Raven! NO! Raven hits a quick kick to the gut of Madison and quickly hooks her tights…snap suplex! Raven isn’t done yet, though, she holds on to Madison’s tights and swings her legs, the momentum pulling them both to their feet! Another snap suplex from Raven, and she yet again pulls Madison to her feet, only this time she slips around behind Kaline…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Madison has been left folded in half in the middle of the ring as Raven shakes the cobwebs from her head. Roberts has noticed Madison’s position…PUNT KICK TO THE SPINE! Raven’s foot made a sickening thud as it struck the spine of Madison, but because of her position, Kaline didn’t really move. Raven sees an opportunity…she goes for the pin!
Referee: ONE! TWO! Three…
Gavin Kirkland: Madison powers out of the pin at the last possible moment! Raven isn’t finished with the Champion, though, she grabs Madison by the legs…and locks in the Boston Crab! Madison is trying to claw her way to the ropes, that won’t help her though, and Raven is sitting on the lower back of Kaline, bending the Queen of Death in a nasty angle!
(Boos raise from the crowd as Amber Keys makes her way to ringside.)
Gavin Kirkland: Raven’s in trouble now! One half of the Empire tag champions, Amber Keys, is here and she’s packing another chair with her!
SG1: If she’s out here that can only mean that Cleopatra isn’t far behind, Raven notices Amber and releases Madison from the hold to face the Dirti Diva…Amber ducks the tie up attempt from Raven and hits the ropes…AMBER ALERT! Keys nailed Raven with the spear! Raven Roberts was nearly cut in half with that move! Madison isn’t in much condition to capitalize, though…WHAT’S THIS?! Amber is dragging Madison over to Raven! She drapes Kaline over Robert’s body and then adds her weight to the pin, pushing down on Madison’s back! The official has no choice but to get into position!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEE
SG1: NO! RAVEN MANAGES TO POWER OUT SOMEHOW!
Gavin Kirkland: Amber looks like someone just recorded over her favorite Soap Opera, and seems to be motioning to the ramp…COULD IT BE?!!….YES, CLEOPATRA, LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND FUTURE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN! END RAVEN, HONEY, THEN WE’LL GO TO THE SIZZLER!
SG1: GOD, SHUT UP! Raven is yet to fully recover from the Amber Alert she was hit with and doesn’t fully realize the situation she’s in!
(Cleopatra stops at ringside and reaches under the ring skirt before pulling out Madison’s Barbwire wrapped bat.)
SG1: What are they planning on doing with that?! Raven is in a lot of trouble right now! Amber grabs a fistfull of Raven’s hair…OHMIGOD, she’s got a pair of brass knuckles! Amber repeatedly drives her fist into the bridge of Raven’s nose, and blood erupts from it immediately! Amber may have broken Ravens nose!
(As Cleopatra gets into the ring she hands the bat off to Madison who is leaning in the corner)
Madison Kaline (Off Mic): Get her ass up, and hold her! I’m ending this bird brain right now!
Gavin Kirkland: OHMIGOD YES! Madison is going to end Raven Roberts once and for all with that ball bat! Fox is going to love this, nothing jumps the ratings like a good blood bath!
SG1: A woman is in dire danger right now, can you shut up about ratings?! Madison takes a test swing, for God’s sake, they’re going to end her! Raven struggles against the Court but can’t get free…SHE SPITS BLOOD AT MADISON! Raven, who is bleeding profusely from the beating Amber gave her, got in one last act of defiance…Madison rears back…
(The lights in the arena go off, plunging the ring and crowd in darkness.)
SG1: Gavin I swear to god if that was your hand…
Gavin Kirkland: I WAS LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT SWITCH! Doesn’t anyone pay the electric bill around here?! I mean, seri-
(‘Glory and Gore’ by Lorde begins to play over the arena PA system and the crowd immediately gives off a mixed reaction.)
SG1: NO WAY, THEY WENT TO EUROPE LAST I KNEW!
(The arena lights come back up to reveal Chelsea Crowe and Jael Rosario standing on the stage. Madison stares open mouthed at the Crowe’s Nest on the ramp and immediately motions for Amber and Cleopatra to go after them.)
SG1: The Crowe’s Nest, the only people on the face of the Earth who could possible come to the rescue of Raven Roberts have arrived just in time, and they meet the Court in the middle of the ramp! As the two teams brawl, Raven gives Madison a bloody smile! It was her plan all along! Madison screams in rage as The Crowe’s Nest and the Court battle up the ramp and through the curtain. Raven eliminated one of Madison’s main advantages! If the Queen of Death is to retain her crown here tonight she’s going to have to do it alone! MADISON SWINGS WILD AT RAVEN! NO! Raven ducks the ball bat and hits the ropes…TALON! Raven hit her new finisher, the Talon, but the force of the Claymore kick has knocked Madison out of the ring! Raven needs to get Madison back in the ring, but it looks like the punishment she has taken over the course of the match has started taking its toll, and she collapses to one knee!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven instinctively going to her knees as Madison spends some time on her back outside the ring…Raven is bleeding profusely, likely the reason for her being on her knees as opposed to…HEY *A loud thud blows out the headset as SG1 punches Gavin in the side of the head.*
SG1: Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to apologize that I didn’t do that sooner. This match has completely broken down into chaos, though, The Crowes and the Court are fighting somewhere backstage, and in the ring Raven continues to bleed profusely. From her nose. Amber Keys seems to have done a lot of damage to the nose of Raven Roberts earlier. Madison is struggling to regain her footing as Raven pushes herself to a standing position and watches Kaline stand for a moment…SUICIDE DIVE! THE BIRD OF PREY IS IN FLIGHT! Raven nails Madison with the dive, pushing Kaline back into the barricade! Raven staggers to her feet, her face a bloody mess, and leans back against the ring apron…OH! There is some sort of disturbance going on around the entrance way…
(Amber Keys stumbles out onto the stage, her face now bleeding from a cut over her right eye. She gains her bearings and starts making her way to the ringside area. A mic seems to nearly blowout as Gavin Kirkland manages to resume commentary.)
Gavin Kirkland: DIRTI DIVA IS BACK! Raven’s bird friends won’t be able to help her now! Amber reaches ringside and is met by Raven who starts throwing forearm shots at the Empire tag champion! AMBER…RAVEN…AMBER…RAVEN!
SG1: Raven grabs Amber by the head and slams her face first into the ring apron! Keys drops to the mat as Raven turns her focus to Madison who sees Amber on the ground and starts backing away from Raven in fear! Roberts is stalking the Unified Women’s Champion, her face stained as red as her ring gear! Madison is backing around the ring, hands out as if begging for mercy from Raven, she won’t find any though, Raven Roberts is one of the most ruthless individuals in EAW today! Raven is closing in on her quarry….AMBER ALERT! The Dirti Diva hit Raven from behind with the spear! Raven was almost bent in half the wrong way! Madison has an evil smile on her face as she rolls back into the ring where her barbed wire ball bat awaits her, and gestures for Amber to roll Raven in the ring. She’s going to finish Raven!
Gavin Kirkland: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Madison is about to live up to her moniker of Queen of Death by ending Raven Roberts! Amber rolls Raven into the ring and follows after, slapping Roberts across the face before pulling her to her feet and pinning the New Breed Champions arms behind her back…WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON?
(There is another rise from the crowd as Chelsea Crowe comes running down the ramp, her fists bloody from fighting. She slides into the ring and tackles Amber.)
SG1: Chelsea Crowe is pummeling the Dirti Diva! Madison Screams in frustration as Raven ducks under a swing from the bat…FACELIFT! Raven hits the spinning heel kick to the jaw of Madison, sending her to her knees on the mat! Gavin, I swear to god, say something about it!
Gavin Kirkland…No comment…
SG1: What I thought, Chelsea, meanwhile, rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from the ringside area, I wonder what she’s thinking here? She rolls back into the ring and sets the chair up in the middle of the ring. Grabbing Amber by the hair, she looks to Raven.
Chelsea Crowe: Help me end this bitch!
SG1: Raven, still a little shaky, helps Chelsea position Amber’s neck in the chair…WAIT, on the main stage!
(Cleopatra walks out on the stage, dragging Jael by the hair. Chelsea notices and stops before she can hit Amber with the Cunt Kick. Following Chelsea’s gaze, Raven points toward Cleopatra.)
Raven Roberts: Go get her!
(Chelsea nods, not taking her eyes off Cleopatra, then runs quickly exits the ring to go after Cleopatra who lets go of Jael and heads backstage, Chelsea hot on her heels.)
SG1: Raven looks like she is ready to end this match! She backs off to the ropes, looking to hit that Talon one more time! Madison stumbles to her feet…TALON! Madison is flattened by the Claymore kick!
(Raven holds her head, and seems to have trouble regaining her feet after hitting the Talon. The official moves sees and calls the ringside medical team to examine Raven.)
SG1: WHAT A CROCK! Raven has Madison dead to rights in the center of the ring, and the referee is having her examined?
Gavin Kirkland: I would like to point out that Fox takes the health concerns very seriously. Raven is obviously light headed, and having trouble standing, let the medics do their job!
(The medical team is trying to stop the flowing blood coming from Raven’s nose. Raven is protesting the examination but the official is insisting.)
Raven: I’m fine! I’m just a little light headed is all, it’s just a broken nose!
SG1: Madison is still motionless in the center of the ring, and beside her Amber Keys is finally starting to stir, however…NO! The ring side medic looks like he’s telling the referee that Raven can’t continue!
(The medic, black latex gloves shiny with Raven’s blood, is seen shaking his head to the referee as they try to stop Raven’s bleeding by stuffing her nose with gauze. The official gives Raven an apologetic glance before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING DING!)
The official leans through the ropes and talks briefly to Cori Simmons. Cori nods before making the announcement.)
Cori Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen, the official of this match has declared a medical stoppage due to excessive bleeding. Therefore the winner of this match…AND STILLL EAW UNIFIED WOMEN’S CHAMPION…THE QUEEN OF DEATH, MAAAAADDDDDIIIIISSSSSSOOOONNNNNNN KAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIIIINNNNNEEEEEEE!
(The crowd boos as Raven shrugs off the medical team and exits the ring, grabbing the New Breed title from the timekeeper and holding it high for the crowd to see. As ‘O Fortuna’ begins to play Amber takes the World title from the official and drags Madison out of the ring, helping her to the back.)
(RTR returns from intermission, which saw all fans in attendance given souvenir milk bags with Xander Payne’s face on them. Most fans threw them in the trash. The elimination chamber has once again been lowered and Bella Braxton is standing in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is an Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the Elite Answers Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship!!!!! Introducing first, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Tower Hamlets, London…Charlie Marr!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta plays as the lady killer, Charlie Marr, makes his way down the entrance ramp carrying a folded up steel chair.)
Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr, who we think is still one half of the EAW Unified Tag Champions, is walking to the ring with intent! He’s completely focused on the chamber!
James Peters: He absolutely is, look at Marr! He’s not someone who begs the crowd to love him, the fact they get to breath the same oxygen as him is gift enough as far as Charlie is concerned!
(Charlie enters his chamber and unfolds the chair, sitting in it like a mf’n boss as the glass panel slides shut.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing next, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Norwich England, Norfolk’s Finest’ Daryl Kinkade!
(‘What a Shame’ by Too Close to Touch plays as Daryl Kinkade walks out to the appreciation of the crowd. He is seen carrying a staplegun with the name ‘Karyl’ emblazoned on the side.)
Rich Russillo: The person who is supposed to be the other half of the Unified Tag Champions coming out now. You know, that staple gun he’s carrying is called the ‘Karyl 5000’ and people claim it can send a staple straight through a man’s heart it’s so powerful!!
James Peters: That sounds to me like Daryl may have some ex-girlfriend issues he needs to work out, regardless, though, he’s an absolute threat in this match, staple gun or not!
Bella Braxton: Introducing the next competitor, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Oakland California…Lethal Consequences!
(‘Blackout’ by Company Flow plays as LC makes his way to the chamber. In his hand he is holding a microphone studded with dangerous looking spikes.)
Rich Russillo: The Blue Moon coming out with what is actually a very smart weapon, it’s compact and looks like it can do a lot of damage!
James Peters: LC’s tendency toward chaos will suit him perfectly in this match, that’s for certain, we’ll see if his tactical mind is up to the challenge of claiming the World Heavyweight Championship!
(Lethal Consequences makes his way to his pod.)
Bella Braxton: Their opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, but now residing in South Beach, Florida..The Prince of Phenomenal!
(‘If I had a Heart’ by Fever Bay plays as POP comes out holding a ball bat wrapped in barbed wire. He touches a finger to one of the spiked barbs and shakes it as it pokes his skin, and walks his way to the ring.)
Rich Russillo: The Prince of Phenomenal is no stranger to gold, and looking to add to his trophy case here tonight, James, what do you think of his weapon choice?
James Peters: I think sometimes you just gotta go with the classics. POP will do a ton of damage with that weapon, maybe enough to become the new face of Voltage!!!
Rich Russillo: That’s it for the chamber spots, the next two men will start the match in the ring!
Bella Braxton: Introducing next, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Seattle, Washington…Impact!
(‘Can I Live’ by Jay-Z plays as Impact walks through the curtain followed by Nick Angel and Kawajai carrying a barbed wire wrapped table.)
Rich Russillo: Look at these two losers! Hey, at least they still have a job involving a table, Impact sure knows how to pick em, James!
James Peters: He sure does! For real though, I’m glad these two landed on their feet, ‘Weapon Caddy’ is a great thing to put on a resume! Despite these two, Impact is no laughing matter, and is a very real risk to take Rex’s title tonight!
Bella Braxton: Introducing finally, weighing in at 238 pounds, from Sea Isle, New Jersey, he is the reigning, defending, ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION …. RRREEEEEEEXXXXXXX MCALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!
(‘Still Unbroken’ by Lynyrd Skynyrd begins playing as Rex walks out on the stage carrying a Singapore cane. He points the cane at Impact, waiting in the ring, and slaps the center plate of the World Heavyweight Championship with his hand before making his way to the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Rex is a walking example of looks being deceiving, take that cane of his, for instance, while it may look like a simple Singapore cane, in actuality it is a custom made, metal reinforced cane made from the strongest of woods. Rex claims that the cane is completely unbreakable, and looks to employ it extensively here tonight!
James Peters: Oh, well…alright then! Rex McAllister is one of the most talented in ring performers today, and is looking to add to his legacy here tonight by winning the Extreme Elimination chamber, but he’s got stiff competition!
(Bella exits the chamber as the referee prepares to call for the bell to begin the match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The weapons have been put aside for the time being and it looks like Impact and Rex are going to start this off cleanly. I can’t say I’m surprised. Voltage is arguably the best roster of pure wrestlers in all of Elite Answers Wrestling.
Rich Russillo: Because Voltage is just better period. We don’t need deathmatch trash wrestlers, evil chairmans, and bikinis to sell our product. Although I will say all our competitors tonight look to be in the shape of their lives.
James Peters: And there are no better wrestlers than Impact and our reigning World Heavyweight Champion, Rex McAllister. Lets go!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: Traditional lock up to get us started here and honestly, this is such a dream match. Take away the chamber and all the other competitors, and Rex McAllister versus Impact is a match every single person inside this building wants to see. Rex quickly forces Impact back against the ropes, but Impact reverses. Impact grabs Rex in a headlock, but the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion fights out with those elbow shots to the gut. Impact releases the hold. Rex hits him with a closed right hand! Impact fires off with a stiff kick to Rex’s thigh! Rex fights back with a kick of his own! Impact looks for that short-armed clothesline, but Rex ducks. Rex locks his arms around Impact’s waist… going for a German suplex. Impact slams his elbow into Rex’s face, reverses their position, and tries for a German suplex of his own. This time it’s Rex with the elbow! Impact lets go! Rex whirls around..
James Peters: SPINNING HEEL KICK! IMPACT DUCKS! IMPACT TRIES FOR A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! REX DROPS DOWN! REX GRABS IMPACT’S LEG AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! IMPACT ROLLS THROUGH AN ANKLE LOCK ATTEMPT, KICKS REX BACK, KIPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND RUSHES THE ROPES! REX IS ALSO BACK UP! HE LEAP FROGS OVER IMPACT! IMPACT COMES BACK… BUT REX DROPS DOWN! IMPACT STOPS HIS OWN MOMENTUM BEFORE HE HITS THE ROPES, TURNS AROUND, AND REX SPRINGS UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROP KICK! IMPACT FALLS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES AND REX RUSHES FORWARD! CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! IMPACT GETS HIS FOOT UP!!!!
James Peters: Rex stumbles back and Impact runs forward, BOOT TO THE FACE! Rex took that right to the jaw, but he’s still on his feet! Impact fires off a series of stiff right hands straight to that jaw and Rex is forced into the corner where POP’s pod is located! I would love to hear what the Prince of Phenomenal is screaming at Rex right now…. IMPACT FLIES FORWARD! JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE! IMPACT GRABS REX… RUNS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING… PLANTS HIM WITH A BULLDOG! IMPACT RUNS TO THE ROPES! HE SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ONE! FLIGHT SIGHTS!
Rich Russillo: Impact doesn’t go for the cover though! Instead he walks over to where his barbed wire covered table is and places it in the corner where Daryl Kinkade is trapped inside that pod! Look at Daryl’s face, James. Impact hurls a few choice words at the young Unified Tag Team Champion before sauntering back over to Rex. Rex has returned to a sitting position, and Impact grabs him by the hair. There is nothing but evil in Impact’s eyes right now and he looks to ram Rex head first into that table!
James Peters: Rex plants his feet though! He begins elbowing Impact in the stomach! Impact is forced to back off and Rex starts throwing hands! Impact fights back and the opening minutes of this match have broken down into a brawl! Rex drives his shoulder into Impact’s gut and forces him back against the ropes! Impact clubs Rex in the back which brings the champ down to his knees! But Rex is right back up! Impact grabs Rex and throws him into corner where Charlie Marr is chilling in his pod, sitting in that chair he brought out himself! Marr with the middle finger to Impact, and Impact begins stomping away on Rex in the corner! Rex is forced down into a sitting position and Impact slams his knee into Rex’s face! He pulls Rex up by the hair, drags him out of the corner, and flips him down into a sitting position! Impact with a kick to the back of the champ! And another! And another!
Rich Russillo: He pulls Rex up again, hits an uppercut that sends Rex into the corner where Lethal Consequences is trapped, and Impact begins choking Rex! Everything is legal, so there are no breaks, but Rex manges to get the knee up! Impact tries to maintain control but Rex knees him again! Impact backs up and that allows Rex to push himself out of the corner and charge towards Impact! Impact leaps up to try and avoid Rex… REX CATCHES IMPACT! REX LIFTS IMPACT UP IN THE AIR!!! POWERBOMB! REX FLOATS OVER AND HOLDS IMPACT IN POSITION! THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!
James Peters: IMPACT KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Rex gets up and immediately begins dropping knees to Impact’s midsection! Impact attempts to roll out of the way, but Rex maintains controls and grabs Impact in a headlock. Impact looks to force his way back to his feet, but Rex keeps him grounded. Impact rolls around, looking for a way out, but Rex wraps his legs around Impact’s waist and falls back.
(Meanwhile, the fans in the building have started counting down. They’re ready to see who enters the match next!)
(Rex lets go of Impact and gets back to his feet.)
(The World Heavyweight Champion pulls Impact up.)
(Rex throws a right hand, but Impact blocks it!)
(Impact with a right hand of his own!)
(Rex with a kick to the midsection of Impact!)
(The buzzer sounds and the lights inside the building go out. The pretty white lights begin flashing all over the four remaining pods, teasing that anyone could come out next! Rex nails Impact with a butterfly suplex and kips up to his feet right as the lights stop and the next elimination chamber participant is revealed.)
James Peters: :lupe:
Rich Russillo: WHO WILL IT BE?!
(A single spotlight flickers and the Prince of Phenomenal is bathe in the glow of it! Rex McAllister takes a deep breath. POP is smirking as one of the referees on the outside unlock his chamber door.)
James Peters: POP IS RELEASED AND HE’S GOT A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN SHOCKINGLY CLEAN THUS FAR BUT POP LOOKS TO CHANGE THAT! HE CHARGES INTO THE RING AND LOOKS TO TAKE REX’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT BAT! REX AVOIDS THE SWING!!! POP STOPS!!! REX WHIRLS AROUND!!! SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! THAT WEAPON GOES FLYING OUT OF POP’S HANDS!!! REX GOES FOR ANOTHER SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT POP CATCHES HIM! HE SPINS REX AROUND! DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND HE MOUNTS THE CHAMPION! POP WITH THOSE HARD RIGHTS AND LEFTS AND REX COVERS UP! IT DOESN’T MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE POP IS THE FRESH MAN AND HAS THAT ADRENALINE PUMPING THROUGH HIS VEINS! POP PICKS UP REX AND LOOKS TO SEND HIM INTO THE ROPES! BUT REX GETS THE KNEE UP! HE CLUBS POP IN THE BACK! POP DROPS DOWN! REX WITH ANOTHER CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK! POP FIRES BACK WITH PUNCHES TO THE GUT! REX KICKS HIM IN THE FACE! POP GRABS REX’S FOOT AND JERKS HIM DOWN! THE TWO ARE BRAWLING AROUND THE RING NOW! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN THESE TWO! POP AND REX END UP BY THE ROPES AND IT’S REX WITH THE HEIGHT AND POWER ADVANTAGE OVER POP!
Rich Russillo: REX PULLS POP UP AND FORCES HIM BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! REX IS LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE POP OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO THAT STEEL FLOOR PORTION OF THE CHAMBER! BUT POP LANDS ON HIS FEET! REX TURNS AROUND! STEP UP ENZIGURI FROM POP! REX STUMBLES BACK! POP LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! POP FLIES! POP LOOKS TO TAKE REX OUT WITH WITH THE FLYING FOREARM SMASH!
James Peters: REX DROPS TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: POP CONNECTS WITH IMPACT WHO HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: POP QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND SEES REX RUNNING TOWARDS HIM! REX LOOKING FOR THE CLOTHESLINE! POP DROPS DOWN! REX STOPS HIMSELF RIGHT BEFORE HE HITS THE ROPES! REX TURNS AROUND! PELE KICK FROM POP! REX GOES DOWN! POP GRABS REX AND SPIKES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT! POP IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW AND HE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: BUT IMPACT IS BACK UP AND HE THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES! POP’S FOOT SLIPS BUT HE MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF BEFORE HE CAN FALL! IMPACT SCRAMBLES UP THE ROPES AS WELL AND HE GRABS POP, LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! POP FIGHTS BACK WITH A SERIES OF RAPID ELBOWS AND FOREARMS! HE PUSHES IMPACT OFF OF HIM AND IMPACT FALLS BACK TO THE MAT! POP STRAIGHTENS UP AND TAKES TO THE SKIES!!!!
James Peters: CHAPTER SIX! THAT’S WHAT HE CALLS HIS SPIRAL TAP!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT MOVES! POP IS DOWN! IMPACT QUICKLY THROWS HIS BODY OVER POP’S!!!
James Peters: POP GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: :whew:
James Peters: Impact stands up and grabs POP by the hair. He pulls POP up and sends POP into the corner with that nice European uppercut. Impact stomps away on POP for a little bit before turning around and looking for Rex McAllister. Impact grabs Rex up and throws him into the corner where POP is. Impact takes off… HUGE SPLASH INTO THE CORNER!!!! IMPACT FOLLOWS IT UP BY GRABBING REX FIRST!!! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER TO THE CHAMP! IMPACT GRABS POP!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER TO POP! IMPACT THROWS POP ON TOP OF REX AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT WITH THE MOONSAULT!
James Peters: IT CONNECTS!!!!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT ROLLS OFF BOTH MEN AND THROWS HIS ARM OVER REX!!!!
James Peters: KICK OUT BY REX!!!!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT CRAWLS OVER REX AND THROWS HIMSELF OVER POP!!!!
James Peters: KICK OUT BY POP!!!!
Rich Russillo: Impact slowly gets to his feet and he sees POP’s baseball bat inches away from him. Impact scoops that bat up and heads back to where both Rex and POP are still down! He holds the bat up and looks to bring it down on Rex… but Rex rolls out of the way! Impact tries the same thing… but this time he looks to destroy POP! POP ALSO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! REX AND POP GET BACK TO THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME!
James Peters: DOUBLE DROPKICK TO IMPACT BY POP AND REX!
Rich Russillo: POP reaches for the bat, but Rex kicks it out of the way! POP and Rex are exchanging words right now, and while they argue, Impact is getting back up! Impact goes for the double clothesline takedown, but Rex and POP both duck! BOTH OF THEM GRAB IMPACT, HOIST HIM UP, AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!!
James Peters: POP and Rex are both back up now! Rex spears POP through the ropes and he is pounding away on POP! POP fights back and reverses their positioning! Now he is the one on top, throwing those fists! POP grabs Rex up and grabs him by the back of the head! Are we finally gunna get some destruction in this match?!
Rich Russillo: POP LOOKS TO RAM REX HEAD FIRST INTO THOSE STEEL CHAINS BUT REX IS ABLE TO GET THE FOOT UP! REX FIRES BACK WITH AN ELBOW THAT CATCHES POP IN THE FACE! REX KICKS POP IN THE STOMACH AND LOOKS TO DRIVE HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER NOW BUT POP GRABS ONTO THE CHAINS!!! HE KICKS BACK, CATCHES REX IN THE STOMACH, AND WHIPS AROUND! CLOTHESLINE BY POP TO REX AND THAT SENDS REX BACK INTO THE RING! POP GOES TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES TO THE TOP!!!!
(As POP perches himself on the top rope, the fans begin counting again!!!)
James Peters: 450 SPLASH!!!!! POP WITH A 450 SPLASH!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX MOVED THOUGH!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! HE HITS REX FROM BEHIND!!!!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT PICKS UP REX! HITS HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT!!!
(For the second time the lights cut, and those white lights begin flashing again.)
James Peters: WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER PARTICIPANT RELEASED INTO THIS MATCH BUT IMPACT GOES TO WHIP REX INTO THE BARBED WIRE TABLE! REX PLANTS HIS FEET! REX REVERSES! IMPACT SOMEHOW STOPS HIMSELF FROM FLYING INTO THAT TABLE AND TURNS AROUND!
(The lights stop and the chamber pod of Daryl Kinkade lights up!)
Rich Russillo: REX RUSHES TOWARDS IMPACT AND LOOKS TO SPEAR HIM INTO THAT TABLE!!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn:
James Peters: :damn:
Rich Russillo: REX GOES CRASHING THROUGH THAT BARBED WIRE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF DARYL KINKADE’S VERY EYES! DARYL JUST WATCHED HIS MENTOR GO THROUGH A TABLE AS HIS CHAMBER POD DOOR WAS OPENED! DARYL LOOKS A LITTLE SHOCKED BY WHAT JUST HAPPENED LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS COVERED IN BROKEN PIECES OF TABLE AND TANGLED UP IN BARBED WIRE!!!!
James Peters: POP HAS RECOVERED AND IS SNEAKING UP ON IMPACT FROM BEHIND!!!! POP WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND IMPACT AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL KINKADE IS CLIMBING UP THE ROPES THOUGH AND WAIT A SECOND… HE IS HOISTING HIMSELF TO THE TOP OF HIS POD. HOLY SHIT DARYL. WHAT ARE YOU GUNNA DO?!
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE WAITS FOR POP TO GET UP AND TURN AROUND… DARYL FLIES! DIVING METEORA FROM THE TOP OF THE POD!!!!! DARYL KINKADE WITH THE DIVING METEORA!!!!! WHAT A WAY TO ENTER THIS MATCH!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL KINKADE HOOKS THE LEGS AND THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN TO COUNT!!!!
James Peters: POP SOMEHOW GETS HIS SHOULDER UP RIGHT AS THE REFEREE’S HAND WAS ABOUT TO HIT THE MAT FOR THREE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Daryl gets back up to his feet and looks to pull POP up with him!
James Peters: IMPACT FROM BEHIND WITH THE SUPERKICK!!!! DARYL FALLS FORWARD!!!! IMPACT GRABS DARYL AND THROWS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES!!! IMPACT ON THE OUTSIDE NOW WITH DARYL KINKADE AND HE GRABS THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION BY THE HAIR.
Rich Russillo: I don’t like the look on Impact’s face right now…
James Peters: Impact grabs onto those steel chains and he’s trying to shove Daryl’s head through one of those openings!!!! Impact forces Daryl’s head through the chains and begins stomping away on Daryl! Daryl is trapped and he can not free himself!!!! He’s being choked and there’s very little he can do! Impact is holding onto the chains for leverage and he is kicking the hell out of Daryl Kinkade! Impact backs off for just a moment before absolutely kicking the shit out of Daryl Kinkade! Impact looks to his left and sees that singapore cane Rex brought into the ring with him and he scoops it up! Daryl is defenseless as Impact begins whipping that cane down across his back! We’re about to see if that thing can break!!!
Rich Russillo: Well it’s fucking deadly because Impact has whipped Daryl bloody! The tag champ’s back has turned various shades of red and purple and he’s bleeding from those wounds!
James Peters: Impact has now stuck that cane through the chain links, grabbed it from the other side, and is wrenching back on Daryl Kinkade’s face! This does not look good for Daryl whatsoever, Rich, and I’m afraid that he’s not going to last in this match.
Rich Russillo: I will never count Daryl Kinkade out of any match because that man has the heart of a lion. Yeah, it’s bad right now, but if he can just survive this onslaught from arguably the greatest to ever step foot in EAW, then who knows what will happen?
James Peters: Well what I do know right now is that POP has gotten back to his feet. The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way over to where Rex has slowly started to untangle himself from that barbed wire. POP looks around the chamber and spies the baseball bat he brought to the ring with him.
Rich Russillo: POP has that bat and is heading towards Rex now. The World Heavyweight Champion is bleeding from those wounds, but we all know how great Rex McAllister is. No matter what happens to him in this match, he will not back down. Rex forces himself back to his feet right as POP rushes towards him with that weapon! POP plants it in Rex’s gut and Rex drops to his knees! POP raises that bat high above his head and looks to end the title reign of Rex McAllister!!!!
James Peters: LOW BLOW! OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION REX JUST HIT POP WITH A LOW BLOW! POP CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND REX REACHES FOR THE BASEBALL BAT!
Rich Russillo: OHMYGOD!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT HAS MADE HIS WAY TO DARYL KINKADE’S EMPTY POD AND RETRIEVED THE STAPLE GUN! DARYL DIDN’T BOTHER TO GRAB IT WHEN HE ENTERED THE CHAMBER BUT NOW IMPACT HAS IT IN HIS HANDS!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT RUSHES TOWARDS REX!!! REX SLAMS THAT BAT INTO IMPACT! IMPACT IS ON THE MAT! REX DROPS DOWN!!!! HE PLACES THE BAT ACROSS IMPACT’S THROAT AND WRAPS HIM IN A CHOKE HOLD! THOSE BARBS ARE DIGGING INTO IMPACT’S THROAT AND REX HAS GONE EXTREME ON US! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION KNOWS THAT IF HE WANTS TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY WITH HIS TITLE HE CAN NOT HOLD BACK ANYTHING!!!!
(And for the third time… the lights start to flicker!)
James Peters: WE KNOW IT’S GOING TO BE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ENTERING THE CHAMBER NEXT!
Rich Russillo: LC ALREADY HAD HIS MICROPHONE WITH HIM AND HE’S SCREAMING AT POP!!! POP IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET NOW…
James Peters: THERE IS NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN LC AND POP!!!!
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE ALREADY LOCKED IN A DEATH STARE!!!!
Rich Russillo: LC AND POP ARE JAWING BACK AND FORTH WITH ONE ANOTHER!!!!
James Peters: I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!
(The buzzer sounds and because EAW is EAW, Lethal Consequences’ chamber pod is bathe in the glow of the majestic white lights.)
Rich Russillo: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS RELEASED FROM HIS POD AND HE GOES RIGHT FOR THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!!!!
James Peters: POP AVOIDS THAT MICROPHONE AND KICKS IT OUT OF LC’S HANDS! THE TWO LOCK UP AND IMMEDIATELY JOCKEY BACK AND FORTH FOR POSITION! LC FORCES POP BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! POP REVERSES! LC IS THE MUCH FRESHER COMPETITOR AND HE USES THAT TO GET POP INTO THE CORNER! LC WITH THOSE VICIOUS STOMPS TO THE MIDSECTION THAT GET POP DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION! POP IS ABLE TO FORCE LC BACK FOR THE TIME BEING AND PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT LC COMES BACK WITH A SERIES OF STRIKES TO THE FACE! LC IS JUST PUMMELING POP RIGHT NOW, BUT POP AS ALWAYS HAS AN ANSWER! HE USES THE ROPES TO HOIST HIMSELF UP AND HE DRIVES HIS FEET INTO LC’S MIDSECTION! LC STUMBLES BACK! POP FLIES OFF THE ROPES… LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! LC DUCKS, BUT POP ROLLS THROUGH AND SPRINGS BACK TO HIS FEET! POP GOES FOR LC’S LEG AND LOOKS TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT LC KICKS POP BACK, GRABS POP AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A SIDE SUPLEX! HE STOMPS AWAY ON POP AND FINALLY PULLS HIM BACK UP BY THE HAIR!!! HIS RIGHT HAND MEETS POP’S FACE AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A EUROPEAN STYLE UPPERCUT! POP IS ONCE AGAIN FORCED BACK TO THE ROPES AND THIS TIME LC WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING! POP HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF IN PLACE, BUT LC CHARGES! POP KEEPS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AND DROPS DOWN, AND LC GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!! LC LANDS RIGHT NEXT TO DARYL KINKADE WHO HAD FINALLY GOTTEN HIMSELF UNTANGLED FROM THE CHAINS!!!!
James Peters: DARYL HAS THE SINGAPORE CANE NOW AND BEGINS WAILING AWAY ON LC!!! POP RUNS TO THE ROPES, LEAPS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND LOOKS TO FLY!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL SLAMS THAT CANE INTO POP’S STOMACH! POP HITS THE STEEL! DARYL BEGINS RAINING BLOW AFTER BLOW DOWN ON THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! HE’S LITERALLY POSSESSED RIGHT NOW! DARYL BRINGS THE CANE DOWN ACROSS THE FACE OF POP AND POP IS BUSTED RIGHT OPEN! MY GOD I THINK HIS FACE IS BROKEN! DARYL GOES FOR ANOTHER SHOT TO THE FACE BUT LC IS BACK UP NOW! HE GRABS THE CANE FROM BEHIND! DARYL LETS IT GO! DARYL TURNS AROUND! LC FALLS BACK AGAINST THE EMPTY CHAMBER POD! DARYL RUNS FORWARD! DARYL WITH THE STEP UP ENZIGURI! THE CANE FALLS FROM LC’S HANDS! DARYL GRABS LC BY THE HAIR AND BEGINS SLAMMING THE BACK OF THE HALL OF FAMER’S HEAD INTO THE CHAMBER POD!
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE HAS SNAPPED AND LC IS DOWN ON THE GROUND! DARYL PICKS UP THE CANE AND BEGINS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF LC AGAIN! OVER AND OVER HE WHIPS THAT THING DOWN ON LC! BRUISES AND WELTS ARE NOW COVERING LC’S STOMACH AND CHEST! DARYL RAISES THE CANE UP AGAIN AND BRINGS IT DOWN ACROSS LC’S FACE! LC IS BUSTED OPEN JUST LIKE POP AND THE CROWD IS SCREAMING RIGHT NOW FOR THIS DISPLAY OF AGGRESSION FROM DARYL KINKADE!
Rich Russillo: They could also be screaming over the fact Rex McAllister and Impact have been in their own little world inside this chamber. How Impact got out of that choke hold I will never know. So many people are quick to point out our chairman Mr. DEDEDE as the greatest Elitist of all time, but there is no denying that Impact brings something completely special to the table. He is a once in a lifetime type of wrestler, and fuck man. I’m just glad to be calling his matches again!
James Peters: What a mark.
Rich Russillo: Rex has maintained control throughout all of this and he’s absolutely destroying Impact’s chest with those knife-edged chops right now! Impact’s chest is turning various shades of red and purple! Rex with one last chop and this crowd goes nuts! They are absolutely eating up everything these five men are doing to one another! Rex grabs Impact and tosses him outside of the ring and onto the steel platform! He follows him out and grabs Impact by the hair! The look on Rex’s face right now is one I have never seen before. He seems determined to send a message to everyone on Voltage that he does not deserve the nickname ‘Vanilla Rex.’
James Peters: People seriously call him that?
Rich Russillo: Probably not to his face…
James Peters: REX HAS IMPACT BY THE HAIR AND HE IS USING THE CHAMBER ITSELF TO DESTROY IMPACT! REX IS BEATING IMPACT’S FACE OFF THOSE CHAINS AND IMPACT IS BUSTED OPEN! THE 7-TIME CHAMPION’S FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK RIGHT NOW AND REX WHIPS IMPACT INTO THE SIDE OF THE EMPTY POD! REX MOVES HIMSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND HE CHARGES TOWARDS IMPACT!!!!
Rich Russillo: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! REX JUST SPEARED IMPACT THROUGH THE FUCKING POD!!! THAT THING JUST SHATTERED AROUND THEM!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: REX AND IMPACT ARE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL KINKADE HAS POP POSITIONED NOW ACROSS THE ROPES! HE HOOKS THE NECK! DDT!!! POP EATS A FACE FULL OF STEEL!!! DARYL KINKADE IS BACK TO HIS FEET NOW AND HE LOOKS AROUND FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC HAS MADE HIS WAY BACK INSIDE THE RING AND HAS THE KARYL STAPLE GUN! DARYL KINKADE SLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES, RUSHES PAST LC, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! CUTTER!!!! DK LOOKING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!
James Peters: BUT LC JUST COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIM!!! LC WITH THE DROP KICK THAT TOOK DARYL OUT IN MID-FLIGHT! HOLY SHIT! LC IS DOWN ON THE MAT WITH DARYL NOW AND HE IS DRIVING THAT STAPLE GUN INTO DK’S FOREHEAD! OVER AND OVER LC SLAMS THAT THING INTO DARYL KINKADE’S SKULL AND DARYL LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: LC HAS CUT OPEN DARYL’S FOREHEAD AND IS SHOWING NO MERCY RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: :damn: IS HE STAPLING THAT WOUND BACK TOGETHER NOW?!
Rich Russillo: :damn: Jesus Christ…
(On that happy note, the lights begin to flicker for the fourth and final time.)
James Peters: WELP!!! CHARLIE MARR IS OUT OF HIS CHAIR NOW!
Rich Russillo: HE’S CERTAINLY WELL RESTED!
James Peters: LOOK AT THAT! IMPACT AND REX ARE FINALLY STIRRING!
Rich Russillo: THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL IS ALSO PULLING HIMSELF BACK UP!
Charlie Marr: LET ME OUT OF THIS GODDAMN POD!!!
James Peters: Charlie’s eyes are really blue…
Rich Russillo: REX IS CRAWLING OUT OF THAT BROKEN POD AND OVER TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: IMPACT IS CRAWLING OUT OF THE OTHER SIDE!
Rich Russillo: LC IS STILL TORTURING DARYL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
(The buzzer sounds for the final time and the chamber pod of the bearded beauty Charlie Marr is lit up with white lights. As soon as the door opens, Marr folds his chair up, and darts inside the chamber!)
James Peters: CHARLIE MARR GOES RIGHT TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND SMASHES THAT CHAIR ACROSS HIS BACK! LC FALLS BACK AND CHARLIE BEGINS BEATING THE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! I THINK CHARLIE IS DOING THIS OUT OF PURE INSTINCT!!! REGARDLESS OF THE EXCHANGES MARRKADE HAVE HAD THIS WEEK THEY ARE STILL FAMILY!
Rich Russillo: POP JUST JUMPED FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! DIVING SENTON BOMB! HE LANDS ON TOP OF DARYL KINKADE!!!! POP HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
James Peters: THE REFEREE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GET INTO POSITION!!!! CHARLIE MARR IS NOW TAKING THAT CHAIR TO POP! HE SERIOUSLY HAS NO FUCKS TO GIVE AT THIS POINT! WE ALL KNEW CHARLIE MARR WAS GOING TO COME INTO THIS MATCH, LOOKING TO DESTROY SOMEONE, AND POP IS THE UNFORTUNATE ONE WHO’S ON THE RECEIVING END OF THAT!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE CRACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS POP’S HEAD AND SCREAMS AT HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER (I GUESS???) TO GET THE FUCK UP! DARYL IS JUST NOW BACK TO HIS FEET!!!!
Charlie Marr: GET YOUR ASS TO THE TOP OF THE POD AND LETS PUT THIS PUSSY AWAY!
Daryl Kinkade: …….
James Peters: BUT DARYL STARTS CLIMBING AND GOES TO THE TOP OF THE POD!!!! CHARLIE MARR LIFTS POP UP AND POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN ONTO THE CHAIR!!!! DARYL KINKADE FLIES!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DIVING METEORA FROM THE CHAMBER POD!!!!! MARRKADE CALL THAT COMBINATION FALLEN ANGEL! AND POP IS DOWN! DARYL KINKADE MAKES THE COVER ON POP ONCE AGAIN WHILE CHARLIE GRABS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! THE REFEREE IS IN POSITION!!!!
Bella Braxton: THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(The referee inside the chamber starts helping POP exit.)
James Peters: And we are down to five!!!! Rex and Impact are back to the center of the ring once again and are exchanging heavy rights and lefts! Impact finally drives his knee into Rex’s gut and looks to whip him across the ring! Rex plants his feet! IMPACT WITH THE ELBOW TO REX’S FACE!!! IMPACT WITH THE SHOOT STYLE KICK TO REX!!!! IMPACT GRABS REX AND SPIKES HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT!!!! IMPACT LOOKS AROUND… AND HE GRABS THE SPIKED MICROPHONE LC WAS PLANNING TO USE!!!! IMPACT DRIVES THE SPIKES OF THE MICROPHONE INTO REX’S HEAD AND NOW HE’S BEATING REX WITH IT! REX IS POURING BLOOD FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD NOW!!! IT’S RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE! IMPACT IS MERCILESS! HE DRAGS THE SPIKES ACROSS REX’S FOREHEAD NOW AND THE CHAMPION IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! OH MY GOD… REX MCALLISTER IS A LITERAL BLOOD FAUCET RIGHT NOW!!!!
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT!
CROWD: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: SDLKJFLSDKJFSLDKFJSLDFJK!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL KINKADE JUST BLASTED IMPACT IN THE FACE WITH THAT SINGAPORE CANE!!! THAT’S PAYBACK FOR EARLIER! DARYL SLAMS THE CANE INTO IMP’S FACE AGAIN AND HE IS WHIPPING THE SHIT OUT OF IMP NOW!!!!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT!!!!
CROWD: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Rich Russillo: LC JUST SLAMMED THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO DARYL’S BACK!!!! THE CANE FALLS FROM DARYL’S HANDS!!!! LC UNWRAPS THE BARBED WIRE FROM THAT BAT, WRAPS IT AROUND DARYL’S NECK, AND BEGINS CHOKING HIM!!!!! DARYL IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH THIS… TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES… SOMETHING! BUT LC TIGHTENS HIS GRIP AND LOOKS TO PUT DARYL AWAY!!!!!
James Peters: THERE’S CHARLIE MARR! CHARLIE WAS TEMPORARILY PUT DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE BY LC VIA DDT A FEW MINUTES AGO BUT HE’S BACK UP! CHARLIE GRABS A PIECE OF THAT TABLE THAT WAS BROKEN EARLIER IN THIS MATCH AND HE RUSHES TOWARDS LC!!!! HE SLAMS THE TABLE INTO THE BACK OF LC’S HEAD AND THE HALL OF FAMER FALLS BACK! CHARLIE PLACES THE TABLE ACROSS LC’S FACE… BARBED WIRE SIDE DOWN OF COURSE!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE MARR IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE NOW! CHARLIE IS NOT KNOWN FOR HIGH RISKS BUT THIS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! CHARLIE GETS HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF!!!!!
James Peters: DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! HE JUST CRUSHED LC’S FACE!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE CROWD HAS GONE SILENT OUT OF SHEER SHOCK!!!! CHARLIE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, PRIES THAT BOARD FROM LC’S FACE, AND TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE!!! HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT?! NO!!!
James Peters: HOW?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: LC GOT THE SHOULDER UP! LC GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE MARR IS PISSED AND HE BEGINS WAILING AWAY ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! HE DOESN’T SEE THAT DARYL KINKADE IS BACK UP!!! DARYL HAS THAT CHAIR IN HANDS!!! DARYL SNEAKS UP BEHIND CHARLIE!!!! DARYL SLAMS THAT CHAIR ACROSS CHARLIE’S BACK!!!!
Rich Russillo: Oh man! Charlie Marr eats that chair shot like a champ and slowly forces himself back to his feet.
James Peters: MARR TURNS AROUND RIGHT AS DARYL SWINGS THE CHAIR!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE CATCHES THE CHAIR!!!! DARYL TRIES TO PULL IT BACK! CHARLIE RIPS IT FROM DARYL’S HANDS AND BOTH OF THEM ARE ARGUING NOW!!!!
James Peters: :lupe: Oh man. MarrKade are the only two men left standing at this point in the match and all these fans are holding their collective breaths to see what happens. These two currently hold the Unified Tag Team Championships but they’re no strangers to fighting one another.
Rich Russillo: These two had a hell of a fight over the National Elite Championship awhile back, with Daryl managing to come out on top with that title solely in his possession.
James Peters: CHARLIE TOSSES THE CHAIR AT DARYL!
Rich Russillo: DARYL WITH THE QUICK REACTION AND HE CATCHES IT! CHARLIE GOES FOR A DROP KICK BUT DARYL BRUSHES HIM TO THE SIDE. DARYL RAISES THAT CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD AND LOOKS TO BRING IT DOWN ACROSS CHARLIE MARR BUT CHARLIE MOVES! THE CHAIR SLAMS INTO THE MAT AND CHARLIE GETS TO HIS FEET. HE TACKLES DARYL TO THE MAT AND STARTS POUNDING AWAY ON HIM! DARYL FIGHTS HIM OFF AND SLAMS HIS FIST INTO CHARLIE’S FACE! OVER AND OVER DARYL PUNCHES CHARLIE, AND FINALLY DARYL GETS UP! HE JERKS CHARLIE UP BY THE BEARD, NAILS HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT, AND THROWS A STIFF FOREARM TO CHARLIE’S FACE! CHARLIE FIRES BACK WITH A NASTY LOOKING LEFT HOOK THAT CATCHES DARYL IN THE EAR! DARYL STUMBLES BACK! CHARLIE WITH THAT OPEN HANDED PALM STRIKE TO DARYL! CHARLIE WITH A KICK TO DARYL’S THIGH! ANOTHER KICK TO THE OPPOSITE ONE! CHARLIE LIGHTING DARYL UP WITH KICKS NOW, AND DARYL RAKES CHARLIE ACROSS THE FACE!
James Peters: DARYL FIRES OFF A SERIES OF FOREARM SHOTS TO CHARLIE MARR AND BACKS CHARLIE AGAINST THE ROPES! A CLOTHESLINE SENDS CHARLIE OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE STEEL! DARYL CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE AND SCREAMS AT CHARLIE TO GET UP AND ONCE CHARLIE PULLS HIMSELF UP DARYL DIVES OFF!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH THAT DIVING CROSSBODY!!!! DARYL TAKES A SECOND TO RECOVER, BUT HE ROLLS CHARLIE THROUGH THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING! DARYL IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE! KINKADE SPRINGS OFF!!! SPRINGBOARD 450 ONTO CHARLIE MARR!!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE GETS THE KNEES UP!!!! DARYL KINKADE FALLS TO THE SIDE!!!! CHARLIE MARR FORCES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!!! HE PULLS DARYL UP AS WELL!!!! KICKS DARYL IN THE GUT!!!!! HE POSITIONS HIM OVER THE CHAIR!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! CHAMP COVERS CHAMP!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE GOT HIM! HOLY SHIT HE GOT HIM!!!!
Bella Braxton: DARYL KINKADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
James Peters: Charlie Marr just destroyed his own partner’s dreams of becoming World Heavyweight Champion, Rich.
Rich Russillo: Well it was Daryl Kinkade who destroyed Charlie Marr’s dreams of becoming a singles champion a few months ago, so fair is fair I guess.
(Charlie Marr slowly gets back to his feet and looks down at his partner. There is emotion there and rightfully so. A brief flicker of remorse crosses Charlie’s face as the referee helps the battered and bloodied Daryl Kinkade into a sitting position.)
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER FROM BEHIND! HE GRABS CHARLIE AROUND THE WAIST! GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! HOW THE HELL IS REX ABLE TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW?!!?! THAT STAMINA!!!! HE ROLLS THROUGH! HE HOISTS CHARLIE UP!!! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! REX GOES FOR THE TRIFECTA BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO CATCH THE CHAMP IN THE FACE WITH AN ELBOW! CHARLIE FIRES OFF ANOTHER ONE! BUT REX TURNS AROUND, NAILS CHARLIE IN THE FACE WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND, AND SLAMS HIS KNEE INTO CHARLIE’S FACE! CHARLIE’S MOUTH JUST GOT BUSTED OPEN FROM THAT KNEE SHOT AND REX IS NOT PLAYING RIGHT NOW! HE BEATS MARR INTO THE MAT AND BEGINS STOMPING AWAY ON HIM! REX IS TEACHING CHARLIE A LESSON RIGHT NOW!!!! REX DROPS DOWN AND BEGINS BEATING CHARLIE WITH THOSE NASTY LOOKING ELBOW SHOTS!!!! CHARLIE COVERS UP BUT REX IS NOT HAVING IT! REX REACHES FORWARD AND GRABS THE FIRST THING HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON AND IT’S HIS SINGAPORE CANE! IT’S CHARLIE’S TURN TO GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM! REX FINALLY HAS HIS OWN WEAPON IN HIS HANDS AND HE IS MAKING THE MOST OF IT!!!! REX IS FINALLY SATISFIED WITH THE DAMAGE HE’S DONE TO CHARLIE MARR AND HE GOES FOR THE REX LOCK!!! REX HAS THAT STF LOCKED IN AND HE’S USING THE CANE TO WRENCH CHARLIE’S FACE BACK!
Rich Russillo: MARR IS REFUSING TO TAP! MARR IS REFUSING TO TAP! CHARLIE MARR WOULD RATHER PASS OUT THAN TAP OUT! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEARDED GOAT OF A MAN!!!! REX IS USING UP ALL HIS REMAINING STRENGTH TO MAKE SURE CHARLIE MARR IS UNABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS!!! CHARLIE IS HOLDING ON THOUGH! THERE’S NO WAY HE IS GUNNA TAP! REX IS LEGIT GUNNA HAVE TO HOLD THIS MOVE UNTIL CHARLIE IS OUT!!!!
James Peters: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT’S HAPPENING TOO! CHARLIE MARR IS OUT!! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING HIM! MARR IS DONE!!! THE REFEREE HAS TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!!
(The referee grabs Marr’s arm and it drops to the canvas. Rex lets go of the holds and falls back out of sheer exhaustion.)
Bella Braxton: CHARLIE MARR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
(Slowly but surely, Daryl had been making his way up the ramp, but when he hears Charlie’s name called, he slowly looks up at the video tron. Daryl sees his tag team partner, brother, and best friend being removed from the ring by the referee and into the arms of two EAW officials who were helping with the match. Daryl turns around as Charlie finally gets out of the ring, and after several seconds pass, Charlie’s eyes finally clash with Daryl’s. The two members of MarrKade stare at one another before Daryl sadly shakes his head, turns back around, and disappears to the back.)
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: Well, we are down to three now…
James Peters: Impact and LC are back to their feet and the two of them are circling Rex McAllister like a couple of vultures. The World Heavyweight Champion rises into a sitting position and immediately reaches for his weapon! Impact stomps his foot down on Rex’s hand and that’s all it takes for Generation Genesis to start double teaming Rex!
Rich Russillo: LC drops down and is hammering away on Rex, while Impact is kicking the champion! Impact grabs the cane and begins beating Rex and finally LC gets to his feet! He pulls Rex up and throws him into the corner, and Impact charges…
James Peters: RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE IN THE CORNER BY IMPACT! IMPACT ROLLS BACKWARDS!! GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!!! STEP UP ENZIGURI!!!!
Rich Russillo: LC RUSHES FORWARD NOW! CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO REX! REX IS NOW IN A SITTING POSITION AND LC DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE CHAMP’S FACE!!!! LC JERKS REX UP, THROWS HIM TO IMPACT… EVISCERATION!!! THAT’S IT! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW CHAMP!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT WITH THE COVER ON REX MCALLISTER!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE KICKED OUT!!!! REX FUCKING MCALLISTER KICKED OUT!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT IS SHOOK! LC IS SHOOK! HELL… I’M FUCKING SHOOK!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID REX MCALLISTER KICK OUT OF THAT?!!!?!!!
Rich Russillo: The heart of a damn champion, James. :Wow:
James Peters: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST GRABBED THE CHAIR AND STRUCK IMPACT IN THE BACK! SO MUCH FOR GENERATION GENESIS! LC BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN ACROSS IMPACT’S BACK AGAIN AND NOW HE’S STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN HIM! LC GRABS IMPACT!!! WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO?!?!
Rich Russillo: GTJ!!! GTJ!!!! IMPACT IS OUT!!! LC DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!!
James Peters: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT GETS HIS SHOULDER UP RIGHT AS THE REFEREE’S HAND WAS ABOUT TO HIT THE MAT!
James Peters: LC is in shock and he forces himself back up to his feet. Every single man that has stepped into this chamber tonight has gone to war. There can only be one survivor. LC finally grabs Rex and drags him over to the corner!!!
Rich Russillo: LC WRAPS REX IN THE SHARPSHOOTER AND USES HIS FREE HAND TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES!!! THERE’S NO WAY REX IS GOING TO TAP!!! NO FREAKING WAY!!!!
James Peters: :lupe:
Rich Russillo: LC IS HOLDING ON FOR ALL HE’S WORTH! THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE HE’S GOT TO GET REX MCALLISTER OUT OF THIS MATCH!!! REX IS DIGGING DEEP AND TRYING TO FIND THE ENERGY TO EITHER BREAK THIS HOLD OR REVERSE IT! LC FINALLY HAS TO LET GO OF THE ROPES AND THAT GIVES REX AN OPPORTUNITY TO SLIP FREE!!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT IS BACK UP!!! LC GETS TO HIS FEET!! IMPACT WITH THE FLYING CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE! IMPACT GETS OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS LC BY THE HAIR! HE’S SCREAMING AT HIM AND BEGINS SLAMMING LC’S FACE OFF THE STEEL!!!! I GUESS HE PISSED OFF IMPACT!!!!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT BOUNCES LC’S FACE OFF THE STEEL ONE LAST TIME AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!! IMPACT PULLS A GROGGY LC UP TO HIS FEET… FIST OF FURY!!!!! IMPACT JUST THREW ALL HIS WEIGHT INTO THAT RIGHT-HANDED KNOCKOUT HOOK!!!!! INSTEAD OF GOING FOR THE COVER, IMPACT JERKS LC UP AGAIN!!!! FIST OF FURY FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!! IMPACT GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Bella Braxton: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
James Peters: And this match has officially come full circle! The two who started this war, are the ones who are going to finish it! Rex is on his knees and looking across the ring at Impact. Impact is just now getting up, and that prompts Rex to force himself up. Rex briefly takes his eyes off of Impact and looks around the ring. His eyes settle on the that spiked microphone that was used to butcher him earlier in the match. Rex staggers over to the microphone and scoops it up. Impact is standing up now…
Rich Russillo: REX SMASHES THAT MICROPHONE INTO THE SIDE OF IMPACT’S HEAD!!! IMPACT DROPS AND WITH A BURST OF ENERGY REX DRIVES THOSE SPIKES INTO IMPACT’S HEAD!!! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN IMPACT’S FACE NOW AND REX IS DOING TO IMP WHAT IMP DID TO HIM EARLIER!!!! REX RAKES THAT MICROPHONE ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF IMPACT AND BEGINS SMASHING HIS ELBOW INTO IMPACT’S FACE!!!! IMPACT IS OUT OF IT NOW BUT THIS ISN’T MMA! REX DOESN’T HAVE TO STOP!!!! REX THROWS THE MICROPHONE ACROSS THE RING AND GRABS IMPACT!!! RINGS OF REX!!! RINGS OF REX!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT’S NOT TAPPING THOUGH!!!! REX LETS GO, GRABS IMPACT BY THE HAIR, AND SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE MAT A FEW TIMES! REX GRABS IMPACT IN THE RINGS OF REX AGAIN!!!! IMPACT STILL FIGHTS THROUGH THIS ABUSE!!!! REX LETS GO, GETS TO HIS FEET, AND GRABS THE CHAIR!!! REX RAISES THAT CHAIR HIGH IN THE AIR AND BRINGS IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF IMPACT!!! AGAIN RAISES IT UP AND BRINGS IT DOWN! HE BEATS IMPACT WITH THAT CHAIR UNTIL IT’S BENT AND THEN HE TOSSES IT ASIDE!!! REX PULLS IMP UP, NAILS HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! REX SUMMONS ALL HIS ENERGY AND RUSHES THE CORNER! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! REX GRABS IMPACT… MODIFIED VERSION OF THE REX EFFECT!!! THAT TORNADO DDT JUST DROVE IMPACT’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!!! REX DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE’S YOUR WINNER AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… RRRRRRREEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX MMMMMMCCCCCCAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I have no words to describe what I just saw here tonight. It was nothing short of a mass murder. So much blood is staining that ring right now.
James Peters: Rex McAllister doesn’t even have the energy to get up right now. He’s exhausted, soaked in the blood of his enemies, and covered in his own. That man laid it all out there tonight and he truly is the premiere champion in this company.
“I GOT, YOU WANT. IT’S JUST, DON’T STOP. I GOT, YOU WANT. IT’S JUST, DON’T STOP.”
James Peters & Rich Russillo: :damn:
“THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT. LIES ARE ENTERTAINMENT. YOU ARE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES… BEGGING ME FOR MORE! ”
James Peters: THAT’S THE THEME SONG OF NOAH REIGNER!!!! MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!!! HE’S GUNNA DO IT!!! HE’S GUNNA CASH IN!!!!
(Inside the ring, Rex McAllister slowly sits up. There is nothing but pure disdain written across his face.)
Rich Russillo: JUST A SECOND JAMES! I’M GETTING WORD THROUGH MY HEADSET THAT WE HAVE TO CUT BACKSTAGE!!!!
(The camera cuts from the chamber and go backstage. Noah Reigner, Evelyn Ridley, and a referee are laid out and in pools of their own blood. Voltage commissioner Matt Daniels, several more officials, some medics, and Cameron Church are all frantically shouting at one another.)
Matt Daniels: What do you mean you don’t know what happened?!
Random Referee: They were on their way to cash in! Noah had been waiting the entire match and as soon as Impact was pinned, they grabbed Phil, and then all of a sudden the screaming started! We came running and someone was running off and they were all down!
Cameron Church: Then why did his music play? Where’s the bloody briefcase?! The Cash in the Vault briefcase is gone.
(Everyone stops talking over one another and looks around. Sure enough, the Cash in the Vault briefcase with Noah’s championship match contract inside of it was gone.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)