( EAW Intro plays )
Narrator: Four years ago today …
(Highlights of CM Ronn vs. Jaywalker play with Banks becoming the first ever EAW champion)
Narrator: History was made …
(highlights of the first pain for pride are shown, showing RRS vs. CC, HRDO vs. DDD and Jaywalker vs. MVM vs. JIK)
Narrator: That paved the way for all future e-feds…
(highlights of the first mid-summer massacre are shown with Mr.DEDEDE becoming the first EAW Undisputed hardcore champion)
Narrator: For all the ups…
(Camera shows WWEFan cashing his CITV contract on Captain Charisma at Road to Redemption II)
Narrator: to all the lows…
(Camera shows CM Ronn screwing Mak at Pain for Pride II and forcing him into retirement)
Narrator: to the things that people though would never happen..
(The EAW/ACW feud is shown, with ACW winning at the first T.I)
Narrator: Rookies became stars…
(Camera shows highlights of young RRS and Y2Impact in 2008)
Narrator: Stars became legends…
(Camera shows young Mr.DEDEDE and CM Banks in 2011)
Narrator: Four years later, things are still the same…
(Camera shows SQ cashing in on StarrStan to win the EAW title, showing Hurricane Hawk win the world title and ADV winning the AWC)
Narrator: Tonight three men look to walk out champion ….but who’s road to redemption will come true?
( the Road to Redemption intro plays as the camera comes into the arena as blue, black, red, yellow, green pyro shoots up the stage, ramp and ring)
ETR: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION FIVE!! I am ETR and this is the fourth anniversary of EAW, I can’t believe it! We are going to have the first ever Voltage Elimination Chamber tonight as SQ defends for the first time!
HYC: And who could forgot, Alexander Da Vinci is set to defend against five other men in the opening match, can ADV do it two times in a row? And Dorin gets a shot against Eddie Mack for the Age of Extreme title, that could get very nasty indeed.
Cyclone: Well on the showdown side of things …Hurricane Hawk faces his toughest challenge to date against five other man, can he finally prove himself tonight? Well let’s find out tonight as we kick off our show!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!! And it is for ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!!! 6 men will enter… 4 of which will be locked away in the pods while 2 men start the match off. Every 5 minutes, one man will be released from his pod to join the match. The first four men to enter the match will be locked into a pod while the last two start. Once all of them are out, the only ways to win are to pin, or submit all 5 men… or climb the chamber and grab the AWC Championship belt hanging from the top!
(Alexander Da Vincis theme hits as he walks out with an iron)
Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring, he is the AWC champion ….ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!
(Lethal Consequences theme hits as he walks out with a guitar)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring ….LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
(Prince of Phenomenals theme hits as he walks out with a 15ft ladder)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Miami ….PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!!
(Vic Vendettas theme hits as he walks out with a metal pipe)
Ring Announcer: This is ….VIC VENDETTA!!
(Montell Smooths theme hits as he walks out flexing his muscles)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….MONTELL SMOOTH!!
(Storm Lightnings theme hits as he walks out with a stun gun)
Ring Announcer: And finally this is ….STORM LIGHTNING!
HYC: Storm and Montell Smooth start this, Montell charges at Storm who ducks under it and kicks Montell in the mid-section and DRIVES THAT STUN GUN INTO HIS MID-SECTION!! But Montell side-steps and clotheslines Storm to the mat, Storm getting up but he dropped that stun gun as Montell kicks him in the mid-section and whips Storm into the turnbuckle, Montell charges but Storm kicks Montell in the mid-section knocking him back as Storm uppercuts Montell and runs off the ropes …But MONTELL WITH A HUGE SHOULDER BLOCK ON STORM!! Montell now lifts Storm up for a press slam! But Storm comes on the mat on his feet, kicking Montell in the midsection and CONNECTS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON MONTELL!!
Stew: Montell rolls out of the ring as Storm follows him and lifts him up …RAMMING MONTELL BACK FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY STORM!! Storm now grabs Montell and SUPLEXS MONTELL ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! Montell screams in pain as Storm lifts him and looks for another Suplex but Montell blocks and kicks Storm in the mid-section and lifts Storm up onto one shoulder, RAMMING STORM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!!
HYC: MONTELL KEEPS DRIVING STORM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! STORM IS BUSTED OPEN AS MONTELL NOW WITH A POWERSLAM ONTO THE FLOOR!! STORM LANDS HARD BACK FIRST ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! MONTELL NOW WITH THE COVER ON STORM!!
ONEE!!!…..TWOOO!!!……STORM KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Montell pounding on the floor as Storm rolls into
the ring as Montell gets in and crotches down, Storm is slowly getting up as Montell charges ….POOUNCE!! NO!! STORM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! Montell gets to his feet as he charges at Storm but Storm ducks and runs off the ropes ….LOU THESZ PRESS ON MONTELL!! STORM LANDING HUGE RIGHT AND LEFTS INTO MONTELLS FACE!! STORM UNLOADING NOW ON MONTELL WITH FISTS!! Storm gets off as Montell is slowly getting up as Storm now with knife edged chops! Montell with huge fists and Storm with knife edged chops to his chest, Storm whips Montell off the ropes but Montell with an irish whip of his own, SPINNING SIDE SLAM BY MONTELL!
HYC: Well here comes our third contestant into this match, who’s it going to be?
(Prince of Phenomenal pod opens)
Stew: Here comes POP with his ladder, POP enters the ring and places the ladder by the turnbuckle as Montell turns and charges at POP but POP with a leapfrog as POP now runs off the ropes at Montell with a RUNNING DROPKICK INTO MONTELL WHO LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE LADDER!! Montell leaning on the ladder as POP backs up to the opposite turnbuckle and runs at Montell but Montell steps out and grabs him ….T-BONE SUPLEX INTO THE LADDER!! POP LANDS BACK FIRST UPSIDE DOWN ON THE LADDER!! Storm is getting up, as Montell is bit staggered but Storm spins Montell around …SUPERKICK BY STORM INTO MONTELLS JAW!!
HYC: Montell down as POP is using the ropes to get up as Storm charges at him but POP ducks and BACKBODY DROPS STORM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! OUCH!! POP now climbs up the leaned ladder …SOMMERSAULT LEGDROP INTO STORM!! ON THE FLOOR NO LESS, HOLY SHIT!! Both men are down as POP drapes an arm over Storm for the pin!
ONEE!!!…..TWOOO!!! …..STORM KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Montell now back on his feet as he gets out onto the floor and lifts POP up ….THROWING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! POP leaning by that chained linked wall as Montell drops POP to the mat and grabs him by the legs …CATAPULT INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! BUT POP USING THEM AS MONKEY BARS GRABS ONTO THEM AND CLIMBS FURTHER UP ….MOONSAULT OFF THE CHAINED LINKED WALL INTO MONTELL ONTO THAT HARD CHAMBER FLOOR!! HOLY SHIT!! COVER BY POP!!
ONEE!!!….TWOOO!!!….MONTELL KICKS OUT!!
HYC: POP is hardly moving now as Storm is getting up and he lifts POP up, dragging him to the chained linked fence and HITS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! THE BACK OF POPS HEAD HIT INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! We are now getting another extremist into this match!
(Lethal Consequences pod opens)
Stew: Here comes LC who is right near Storm and SWINGS THE GUITAR INTO STORMS HEAD!! IT BREAKS OVER STORMS HEAD!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!! BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS ARE COMING OUT OF IT AND INTO STORMS HEAD!! WHAT A CLEVER MAN THAT IS LC!! LC now see’s Montell getting up and clotheslines him over the top rope and into the ring! LC gets into the ring and grabs Montell but Montell shoves LC away into the ropes …LC comes bouncing back but MONTELL WITH THE POUNCE!! POUNCE BY MONTELL INTO LC!! COVER BY MONTELL NOW!!
ONEE!! …..TWOOO!!! ….THREE!!
Ring Announcer: Lethal Consequences has been eliminated!
HYC: Well that was fast but POP is getting back and into the ring as Montell grabs him and shoves him off the ropes …POUNCE BY MONTELL ONTO POP!! BUT POP WITH A LEAPFROG!! POP NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES …SPINNING HEEL KICK INTO MONTELL!! POP is down but he gets back up, on groggy feet as Montell is getting up …PELE KICK BY POP!! Montell staggers into the ropes as POP charges but Montell kicks him in the mid-section and lifts him up …PRESS SLAM BY MONTELL!!
Stew: POP is down as Montell lifts him back up …SPINEBUSTER BY MONTELL SMOOTH!! Montell lifts POP up …and runs off the ropes for a POUNCE!! BUT POP SIDE-STEPS AS MONTELL CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Storm is getting back into the ring as he kicks POP in the mid-section …LIGHTNING SABER!! THE LIGHTNING SABER ON POP!! Montell turns around AND STORM CONNECTS WITH THE LIGHTNING SABER!! STORM PINS BOTH MEN!!
Ring Announcer: Montell Smooth and Prince of Phenomenal have been eliminated!
HYC: Storm eliminated both! Here we go now …who’s the next men into the chamber?
(ADVs pod opens)
Stew: Here we go, ADV enters the ring with that iron and SWINGS IT INTO STORM!! WHO DUCKS!! STORM NOW THROWING WILD FISTS INTO HIS HEAD AND STORM RUNS OFF THE ROPES ..LOU THESZ PRE—NO!! ADV WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE!!! Storm is down as ADV waits for him to get up, clothesline by ADV!! ADV lifts Storm up and throws him into the corner, ADV UNLOADING with fists and stomps Storm in the mid-section as he whips him into the opposite corner …ADV charges but Storm with an LOU THESZ PRESS ON ADV! STORM AGAIN UNLOADING WITH FISTS!! BUT ADV HEADBUTTS STORM IN THE HEAD!! Storm getting up and ADV is too and Storm kicks him in the mid-section ….LIGHTNING SABER!! IT CON—NO!! ADV SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES …KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION, THE LAST STAND!! IT CONNECTS ON STORM AS ADV TURNS HIM OVER AND MAKES THE COVER!
Ring Announcer: Storm Lightning has been eliminated!
HYC: Well it’s down to Vic Vendetta and ADV now and here we go …
(Vic Vendettas pod opens)
Stew: Here we go, Vic charges out with that metal pipe as he runs into the ring SWINGING THE PIPE INTO ADVS HEAD!! BUT ADV DUCKS AND KICKS VIC IN THE MID-SECTION …THE LAST STAND!! BUT VIC WITH A BACKBODY DROP!! ADV already getting up as Vic picks up the Metal Pipe, SWINGING IT INTO ADVS MID-SECTION! Vic now off the ropes …SCISSOR KICK!! BUT ADV SIDE STEPS IT AND PICKS UP THE METAL PIPE, BASHING IT INTO VICS MID-SECTION!
HYC: ADV now bashes Vic with fists and pulls him in, DDT!! Vic is laid out now as ADV hooks a leg!
Stew: OH SO CLOSE!! ADV is getting up as is Vic and Vic kicks ADV in the mid-section, VENDETTA END!! BUT ADV SENDING THOSE ELBOWS INTO HIS HEAD AND KICKS VIC IN THE MID-SECTION …THE LAST STAND!! IT CONNECTS!! COVER!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ….ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!
HYC: ADV wins in a brutal opening match, what a way to open the show!
Stew: Indeed, great match and what a win for ADV who retains his title two weeks in a row, is there any man that can stop him now?
(Video Package of the rivalry between Dark Demon & Hass Johnson flashes on the screen as it fades into a match graphic displaying the New Breed Championship)
(Hass Johnson Music Hit’s to a mixed reaction)
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL! And it is for the NEW! BREEEEEDD!! CHAMMPPIONNSHIPP!! Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts!! Weighing in at 185 Pounds!! BEING ACCOMPINED BY ALEXXX!! ANDERSONNN!! HASSSS!! JOHNSONNNN!!
Fena: Hass making his way to the ring, this has to be his biggest match of his career. But I don’t know about you Cy. I’m sure I’m not the only one wonder, will Alex play a role in this championship match here tonight. I guess we’ll find out, want we?
(Dark Demon Music Hit’s to a loud pop)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…making his way to the ring from Galway, Ireland! Weighing in at 236 Pounds!! HE ISS!! THE NEWWW BRREEEEEDDD!! CHAMMPPPIONNN!! DARRRKKKK!!! DEMMMONNNNN!!
Cyclone: I’m sure Demon isn’t worrying about that. He has the confidence and talent to come out here and be any men in front of him. No matter if they’ve had many big matches in the past before. If you ask me, Alex shouldn’t even be out here.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Fena: Both men lock up in the middle of the ring as this match is under way. Demon quickly drives Hass into the corner of the ring, overpowering the highflyer as he quickly begins to take control of this match early on. Severe forearms from Dark Demon, as he begins to target the mid-section of Hass Johnson. Demon grabs the arm of Hass as he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip!! Hass is sent flying off the ropes, but he catches Demon off guard, by SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES, AND CONECTING WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD OF DEMON!! Hass makes it up to his feet as he sends kicks and stops to the chest and back of Demon. Hass pulls Demon up from the mat and he sends him into the corner of the ring.
Cyclone: Hass with strikes to the head of Demon. Demon now fighting back, trying to get back control of this match. But Hass keeps control after an unexpected uppercut, sending Demon flying back into the corner of the ring. Hass now having control of the match grabs the arm of Dark Demon and he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip!! Hass looking to connect with a CLOTHESLINE!! Demon ducks, as both men throw themselves off the ropes with an Irish Whip!! DEMON CONNECTS WITH A MAFIA KICK, SENDING HASS JOHNSON DOWN ON THE CANVAS!! Demon hooks the legs of Hass for the pin attempt!!!
Fena: Demon grabs Hass Johnson and he sends him over the top rope. Hass Johnson is sent down crashing into the mat outside the ring, as he grabs the barricade as he looks to make it back to his feet. Demon taking advantage of this situation as he throws himself against the ropes, and closes in on the other ropes!! DEMON SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND HE SENDS HIMSELF CRASHING INTO HASS JOHNSON!!! CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! THIS SURELY GOT THE FANS OUT OF THEIR SEATS!! Demon now makes it to his feet, as he grabs Hass. Hass isn’t down and out yet as he throws punches looking to weaken Demon. Demon responds with punches of his own, as Demon grabs Hass and positions him for a suplex!! Hass begins to fight the attempt off!!
Cyclone: Hass is fighting off the attempt, as he sends shots to the side of Demon!! Hass now lifts up Demon and he sends him back first!! No look at Hass!! Hass moves Demon over and he sends Demon mid-section first onto the barricade!! Demon falls over falling into the crowd, as Hass thinks quickly and climbs on the side of the ring. Demon still in the crowd trying to make it back to his feet as Hass stands on the side of the ring, anticipating Demon making it to his feet. Demon stumbles up to his feet as Hass leaps from the side of the ring!! HASS LEAPS FROM THE RING, OVER THE BARRICADE CRASHING INTO DEMON AND CONNECTING WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD OF DEMON!! Hass stumbles back up to his feet as he grabs Demon and throws him over the barricade.
Fena: Hass now with complete control over this match, throws Demon back into the ring and hooks his legs for the pin! ONEEEEE!!…..TWOOOOOOO!!……KICKOUTTTT!! Hass can’t believe Demon kicked out as he pulls him from the mat. Hass with shots to the top of the head of Demon, but Demon responding with punches of his own. Fury of strikes from Demon as he looks to get back into this match up. Hass grabs the arm of Demon and he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip, Hass looks for a BACK BODY DROP! Demon blocks it, and now connecting with a kick to the chest of Hass! Hass stumbles back, as Demon sets him up!! And Demon sends a KICK TO THE HEAD OF HASS!!! CONNECTING WITH THE CYCLONE KILL!!! Demon isn’t done here as he continues to feed off his momentum! Demon now sends repeated kicks to the legs of Hass!
Cyclone: Demon now grabbing Hass by the legs!! It’s the Texas CLOVERLEAF!! DEADLY SUBMISSION HOLD NOW LOCKED IN BY DEMON!! AND DEMON BRINGS EVEN MORE PAIN ON HASS AS HE PUTS MORE PRESSURE ON THE BACK OF HASS!! HASS LIFTS HIS HAND AS DEMON SCREAMS VICSIOUS FOR HIM TO TAP!! LOOK AT ALEX OVER ON THE ROPES!! ALEX TRYING TO DISTRACT THE REF!! BUT IT ISNT WORKING!! DEMON DRAGS HASS NOW TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!! HASS NOW HAS HIS HAND UP!! BUT HE’S STILL FIGHTING!! HASS USING ALL THE MOMENTUM AND STRENGTH HE HAS THROWS DEMON OFF HIM!! Hass stumbles up to his feet breathing heavily as Demon grabs the ropes and makes it back to his feet. Both men meet in the middle of the ring, exchanging strikes back and fourth.
Fena: Demon grabs the arm of Hass and he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip. Demon looking for the MAFIA KICK!! Hass ducks, Hass now grabbing the head of Demon!! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! HASS NOW ATTEMPTING TO LOCK DEMON INTO BOSTON PAIN!! THE DRAGON SLEEPER SUBMISSION HOLD!! HASS HAS IT LOCKED IT!! DEMON QUICKLY TRYING TO FIGHT!! BUT HE’S LOSING ENEGRY EACH SECOND!! THE REF ASKING DEMON TO QUIT, BUT HE SCREAMS NO!! STILL FIGHTING!! ELBOWS!! ELBOWS FROM DEMON AS HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT!! AND IT WORKS!! HASS STUMBLES BACK SUFFERING FROM THE HOLD!! DEMON QUICKLY THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES!! LOOKING FOR THE HANGMANS ELBOW!! AND HE CONN- NO!! PELE KICK!! HASS CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK!!!!
Cyclone: Demon falls down to the mat!! Demon is down!! Hass JUMPS DOWN HOOKING THE LEGS OF DEMON!! ONNEEEE!!!!…..TWOOOOO!!!….THREEEE!! NO!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!! DEMON GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND!! Hass in disbelief, gets up yelling at the ref. Hass now signals for the AERIAL DEMISE!! Hass grabs the ropes and he leaps up on the top ropes!! HASS STANDS UP PERFECTLY AND HE LEAPS DOWN FROM THE TOP ROPE!! ATTTEMPTING THAT DEADLY 450 SPLASH!!
Fena: HE’S INCHES AWAY FROM DEMON!! NO!! KNEES UP!! HASS FALLS MID-SECTION FIRST INTO THE KNEES OF DEMON!! DEMON OUT OF DESEPERATION HE GOES OVER AND HE LOCKS HASS INTO THE HANGMANS CLUTCH!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! HASS LIFTS HIS HANDS UP ABOUT TO TAP!! DEMON SCREAMING YELLING AT HIM TO TAP!! HASS LIFTS HIS HAND TRYING TO FIGHT IT!! BUT HE GIVES IN AND HE TAPS!! ITS OVER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….AND STILL!! EAW!! NEW!! BREEEEDDD!!! CHAMMMPPPIONNNNN!! HE ISS!! DARKKKKK!!! DEMONNN!!!
Fena: Simply Amazing. This young man Hass has nothing to be ashamed of. He put on a great fight here tonight, but even with the small interference from his tag team partner, Alex Anderson. Demon still came out on top retaining his New Breed Championship.
(Dark Demon is shown on the top ropes celebrating with his New Breed Championship, as the camera cuts to Alex Anderson coming to the aid of Hass Johnson in the ring)
(Camera fades backstage to Kawajai doing stretches in his locker room as a knock is heard on the door)
Kawajai: Who is it?
(Eddie Mack steps into the room)
Kawajai: Oh hey Eddie, how’s it going pal?
Eddie: It’s going great, you?
Kawajai: Great, Just doing some stretches and warming up for tonight …this is the biggest match to ever happen to me Eddie.
Eddie; I know it is, But Kawajai do you really think you can win tonight?
Kawajai: Well yeah, It’s going to be hard but I think I can tonight, why wouldn’t I?
Eddie: I just don’t know Kawajai ….You’ve never been in a extreme elimination chamber before, you have a bad knee and I don’t think you can do it tonight.
Kawajai: What, where’s all this coming from?
Eddie: I’m just being realistic Kawajai, I’m your best friend and all but I just ….I don’t think you can do it, I don’t think you have it in you too dig deep down inside yourself and do everything that’s possible to pick up the victory…
Kawajai: What the fuck? Are you kidding me? Of course I can and WILL win. I may have one bad knee but that hasn’t stopped me before and It won’t tonight, you don’t think I won’t use that chamber to my advantage? Why because I don’t flip all around the place like a fish out of water like Dubian? Because I’m not a ‘’king of the mutliman’’ like SQ, please Eddie …You don’t know what I will do for the EAW title, you don’t know how much shit has been thrown my way since I stepped foot in this company.
Kawajai: I got it all thrown in my face for 21 freaking months and my own best friend doesn’t think I can win the EAW title? Do you think that will stop me? No it won’t, when people doubt me …it just motivates me to do a whole lot better and if you wanna predict something else, go ahead but I’m leaving California EAW champ whether you or anybody else likes it or not.
Eddie *smiling*: I know bro …I know you can win the EAW title and you know damn well I’ll always be rooting for you, I just wanted to get you fired up because you are always get at your best when you’re fired up.
Kawajai: Thanks, it means a lot.
Eddie: No problem, now go kill em’ dead.
Kawajai *laughing*: As usual.
(The two hug as Kawajai steps out of the locker room as camera fades to ring-side)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Extreme Answerz Wrestling VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(Tannys theme hits as she walks out to the ring)
Ring Announcer: First, making her to the ring from Staten, Island, New York weighing in at 117lbs, she is the challenger …..TANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!
ETR: Vixen’s championship coming and the challenger, Tanny has been on some roll as of late and she may have the champions number over the past few weeks but tonight is where it all counts, tonight is where she MUST get the champions number, This is Tanny’s biggest match and she must go all out tonight if she wants to win.
(Cameron Ella Avas theme hits as she walks out with the Vixens title around her waist)
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 125 pounds, she is the EAW Vixens champion……CAMMMMERROOOOONNN ELLLLAAAA AVVVAA!!!
Deadprez: Well, Cameron is in front of her own hometown in California which must be a HUGE boost for her but tonight, she looks dead focus on retaining her title. Cameron may have been able to defeat the likes of Carrie, Heart Break Gal and Kendra Shamez as champion but Tanny is a whole different breed, Cameron is going to need and will use every bit of strength and craftyness in order to retain her title and head into 2012 as the Vixens champion.
(Cameron hands the referee the title as he holds it up in the air and the bell rings, Ding!Ding!Ding!)
ETR: Well here go …Both vixens meet in the center of the ring and get a mini-staredown as Tanny just SLAPS Cameron in the face and Cameron responds back with a forearm and Tanny kicks Cameron in the mid-section, quickly sending Cameron off the ropes, Clothesline attempt ducked by Cameron who grabs Tanny from behind, Back suplex! But Tanny manages to land on her feet and runs off the ropes for a bulldog but Cameron shoves her into the ropes, Tanny comes charging at her but Cameron kicks her in the mid-section and whips her into the turnbuckle, Cameron now charges at her but Tanny gets both boots up into Camerons face! Cameron staggers out as Tanny climb up onto the second rope, DROPKICK INTO CAMERONS FACE!!
Deadprez: Tanny quick to her feet as Cameron is getting up, running clothesline connects by Tanny! Cameron again having to lift herself up as Tanny grabs her by the arm, sending her off the ropes, Drop toe hold by Tanny! Cameron hits the mat as Tanny grabs Camerons legs and looks to lock in the STF!! But Cameron turns onto her side and kicks away Tanny as Cameron pushes herself up and Tanny kicks her again in the mid-section pulling her in for DDT! But Cameron slips out and spins Tanny around …GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS BY CAMERON!! Tanny rolls to the ropes holding her neck as Cameron rolls to her feet and lifts Tanny up, scooping her up for a powerslam but Tanny slides onto her feet, INVERTED DDT BY TANNY!!
ETR: Cameron hits the mat as Tanny gets on top of her and just smashes Cameron with fists into her face, Cameron covering up as Tanny is just unloading. Tanny gets off and Cameron is getting up as Tanny runs off the ropes …SPEAR BY TANNY!! WAIT WHAT THE?! CAMERON COUNTERED IT INTO A TWIST OF FATE!! WHAT A COUNTER BY CAMERON AS TANNY IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT!! Cameron is getting some breathing space now as Tanny is barely moving, Cameron gets to her feet as Tanny is getting up with help from the ropes as Cameron CLOTHESLINES Tanny over the top rope and onto the floor! Cameron now backs up as Tanny is lifting herself up slowly as Cameron climbs up the turnbuckle, this doesn’t look good as Tanny is fully up and turns …CORKSCREW MOONSAULT BY CAMERON INTO TANNY ON THE FLOOR!! BOTH VIXENS GO CRASHING INTO THE FLOOR WITH THAT JAW-DROPPING MOVE!!
Deadprez: Cameron trying to lift herself up as Tanny is down and out, Cameron gets a evil smile across her face …what the hell is she thinking now? Cameron rips apart the padding on the floor to show the EXPOSED concrete floor as Cameron now lifts Tanny up and …OH MY GOD DON’T! CAMERON GOING FOR THE POWERBOMB ONTO THE EXPOSED FLOOR!! BUT TANNY FIGHTING BACK WITH FISTS, FOREARMS, HEADBUTTS, ELBOW ANYTHING SHE CAN POSSIBLY THROW AT CAMERON SHE IS!! CAMERON NOW GROGGY AS TANNY DROPS DOWN …TORANDO DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! CAMERON LANDS HEAD FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! SHE’S DEAD!! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS GOT TO BE DEAD NOW AS TANNY ROLLS HER LIFELESS, MOTIONLESS BODY INTO THE RING AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF CAMERON FOR THE COVER!!
ETR: TANNY’S THE VIX—NO!! THE REFEREE IS WAVING IT OFF!! CAMERON GOT HER HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HOW ON EARTHS GREEN EARTH IS SHE STILL EVEN MOVING?! Tanny is in shock, she’s arguing with the referee now saying it’s over but nonetheless, Cameron is still in this match! Tanny now stalks Cameron, looking to put her away for once and for all as Cameron is slowly approaching her feet with the use of the ropes is now fully up and Tanny swings at her with the ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! INTO THE SIDE OF CAMERONS HEAD!! BUT NO!! CAMERON BLOCKS IT AND SWEEPS TANNY’S FOOT TO THE MAT, BYTCH SLAP BY CAMERON!! SUPERKICK BY CAMERON!! TANNY FALLS TO THE MAT AS DOES CAMERON!! BOTH VIXENS ARE DOWN AND OUT NOW!! Cameron is BUSTED OPEN as well from that tornado DDT onto the concrete floor, that could play a huge part in this match as Cameron is lifting herself up to her feet and Tanny is starting to stir.
Deadprez: Cameron waiting for Tanny to get up as she grabs her….TWIST OF FATE BY CAMERON!! But Tanny shoves her into the ropes as Cameron comes bouncing back, Drop toe hold connects by Tanny! The impact causes Cameron to get to her feet as Tanny runs off the ropes with a RUNNING BULLDOG!! But Cameron shoves her into the ropes as Tanny comes back, PELE KICK SCORES BY CAMERON!! What a move by the Vixens champion as she crawls to the ropes and under the apron, Cameron now climbing the turnbuckle and Cameron looking for a high-risk move now as she LEAPS OFF WITH THE DIVING ELBOW DROP!! BUT TANNY SPRINGS TO HER FEET AND CATCHES CAMERON WITH A RKO!! WHAT A COUNTER BY TANNY!! SHE DRIVES CAMERON INTO THE MAT WITH AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHE COVERS THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!!………..TWOOO!!!…..NO!! CAMERON KICKS OUT!!
ETR: Tanny rolls onto her back, what must she do? Tanny is getting to her feet as Cameron is out of it now and Tanny lifts Cameron up for a CHOKESLAM!! But Cameron kicks Tanny in the mid-section and rams her with elbows and elbows and Cameron pulls Tanny in, DDT!! But Tanny slips out and connects with a SUPERKICK!! BUT CAMERON GRABS THE FOOT AND BRINGS TANNY DOWN TO THE MAT …ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!! TANNY THOUGH TURNS ONTO HER BACK AND KICKS CAMERON AWAY!! BUT CAMERON GRABS HER FOOT AND NOW LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON TANNY!! CAMERON APPLYING PRESSURE AS TANNY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, TANNY IS TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES BUT CAMERON HAS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON THE HOLD, IS TANNY GOING TO TAP OUT IN THE BIGGEST MATCH OF HER CAREER, HER ONE SHOT AT THE VIXENS TITLE?
Deadprez: TANNY IS CRAWLING FOR THE ROPES, SHE’S GETTING THERE INCH BY INCH, SLOW AS A SNAIL BUT SHE STICKS A HAND OUT TO GET TO THEM, YE—NO!! THE EVER SLY CAMERON DRAGS TANNY BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND SITS DOWN ON TANNYS BACK, MAKING IT EVEN HARDER FOR TANNY TO GET TO THEM ROPES! WHAT’S TANNY GOING TO DOWN! CAMERON IS SCREAMING FOR HER TO TAP OUT AND LOOK AT THIS …TANNY LIFTS HERSELF UP ONTO HER HANDS AND ON A SECOND WIND, IS CRAWLING FOR THE ROPES AND SHE FINALLY MAKES THEM!! Cameron is livid as she lifts Tanny up but Tanny shoves Cameron away…
ETR: Cameron comes charging back at Tanny but TANNY CONNECTS WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO CAMERONS HEAD!! THAT’S TANNY FINISHING MOVE AS CAMERON JUST FALLS TO THE MAT LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES AND TANNY JUST COLLAPSE ON TOP OF HER, COVER BY TANNY!!
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!! TANNY IS FREAKING FURIOUS NOW!! TANNY CANNOT PUT AWAY CAMERON WHO IS BARELY MOVING!! Tanny slowly reaches her feet and slowly lifts Cameron up onto her groggy feet and Tanny takes a few steps back, ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! BUT CAMERON BLOCKS IT, SUPERKICK ON TANNY CONNECTS!! BOTH VIXENS ARE REALLY GROGGY NOW AS CAMERON LEAPS ….GODDESS’S TOUCH!! ENZURGI INTO THE SIDE OF TANNYS HEAD!! TANNY HITS THE MAT AS CAMERON CRAWLS OVER AND JUST DRAPES AN ARM OVER TANNY!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL EAW VIXENS CHAMPION…..CAMMMMMERRROOOONN ELLLLLLAAAA AVVVAA!!
ETR: Cameron retains! my god what a match that was …Both vixens just put on hell of a war out there tonight but it’s Cameron who just about won by the skin of her teeth, Tanny put on one hell of an effort tonight and came so close so many times but it was just that ONE kick to the head, that one finishing move that caught Tanny off-guard altogether it could be argued that if Tanny didn’t go all out so quickly she might have been able to kick out.
Deadprez: Indeed, it just too much to quick for Tanny, she put Cameron through hell out there but I guess Camerons will to win was stronger too but c’mon, Tanny could get another shot soon enough and win the title, especially considering how far she went in this. Cameron now though celebrates on the turnbuckle in front of her hometown as Tanny is just lying on the mat with her hands in face, she cannot believe this ….
ETR: Cameron helps Tanny to her feet and shakes her hand, great sportsmanship from our Vixens champion but wait …TANNY JUST SPITS IN CAMERONS FACE!! wow, Tanny just walks off now as Cameron is standing there in disgust at this ….Neither Vixen is happy now!
(Camera fades backstage to Eve who walks up to Devan Dubian who comes out of his locker room)
Eve: Ugh…well hi! I just want to know your—
Dubian: You wanna know my opinions on how I’m feeling tonight huh? The exact same cookie cutter, generic questions you ask every single guy and gal here, lets be real here Eve …How do YOU think I would be feeling heading into an extreme elimination chamber match huh? How would you feel going for a title that SHOULD be yours against five other guys who lets face it …three of them should be struggling in the Voltage mid-card.
Eve: I was just asking a question …
Dubian: Oh your ALWAYS just asking a question but let me ask you question, Eve who do you think will win the Voltage EEC?
Eve: Well only one man ever entered my mind and I’m looking right at him …
Dubian: Oh (smirk2) why thank you Eve, I guess I was wrong about you!
Eve: No….well :$…..I mean Kawajai :$
Dubian: What? *Dubian turns around and see’s Kawajai behind him*
Kawajai: Hey man *Kawajai sticks out his hand for a handshake*, good luck tonight man ….may the best man win.
*Dubian walks off shaking his head as Kawajai turns to Eve*
Kawajai: Whats up his butthole? And I mean aside from those Messi dildos ….
Eve: I don’t know ..beats me! Good luck though Kawa, if you need any help ‘’warming up’’ I’m always here 😀 :$
Kawajai: I’m fine Eve …Thanks for asking though.
(Kawajai walks off as Dubians door begins to open)
Eve: Who are you?
(A figure walks out wearing a mini skirt and fixing her tank top)
Eve: Oh my god ….is that you Emily Sparkles :O
Emily: Man, I give the best ‘’warm ups’’…*Emily walks off licking her lips*
(Camera pans to the ring announcer)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!! And it is for the EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!!! 6 men will enter… 4 of which will be locked away in the pods while 2 men start the match off. Every 5 minutes, one man will be released from his pod to join the match.The first four men to enter the match will be locked into a pod while the last two start. Once all of them are out, the only ways to win are to pin, or submit all 5 men… or climb the chamber and grab the EAW Championship belt hanging from the top!
(Superior Quality 85’s theme hits as he walks out with an iron and enters the first chamber pod)
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Fife,Scotland weighing in at 227lbs, he is the E!!…A!!!….W!!! champion…..SUPPPPPERRRRRIOOOORR QUUUAAALLLIIITTTYYY 85!!
ETR: Well here we are, the FIRST ever Extreme Elimination Chamber for Voltage and what a way to make your first title defense against five other men locked in this death-trap, SQ will need his work cut out for him but he does have the advantage, entering last since he won that right on the last Voltage, while the rest are drawn randomly.
(Apollo Calixs theme hits as he walks out carrying his old protective mask)
Ring Announcer: And, from Atlanta GA weighing in at 225lbs, he is the EAW elite champion …..APOLLLOOOOOO CALLLIIIIIXXX!!!
(Mr.Smyths theme hits as he walks out with broken glass superglued onto his hands)
Ring Announcer: And from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 227lbs …..MR.SMYYYTTHHH!!
(Straight Edge Suicides theme hits as he walks out with a steel chain)
Ring Announcer: From Miami,Flordia weighing in at 200 pounds …..STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE!!
(Devan Dubians theme hits as he walks out wearing protective gloves while carrying a barbed-wire soccer ball)
Ring Announcer: And starting this match off as number one, this is….DEEEEEEEEVAANNN DUBBBIIIAANNN!!
(Kawajais theme hits as he walks out with a can of gas and a lighter in his hands)
Ring Announcer: And the second man to kick off this match, he is….KAWWWWWWAAAAAJJJJAAAIIIII!!!
ETR: Here we go …Both men drop their weapons and lock-up, Kawajai with a side-headlock but Dubian pushes Kawajai into the ropes, Dubian now leapfrogs over the charging Kawajai as Kawajai comes running back, DUBIAN CATCHES HIM OFF BY LEAPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH A PERFECT HURRICARANA!! Kawajai quickly pushing himself up but Dubian with forearms, Dubian whips Kawajai into the turnbuckle and charges at him but Kawajai now with a baseball slide underneath and props to his feet as Dubian instantly turns around, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS SKULL!! Dubian is slumped by the ropes as Kawajai whips him off, clothesline in mind as Dubian comes running back but this time Dubian with a baseball slide through the legs and Dubian jumps to his feet and onto Kawajai, REVERSE HURRICARANA!! NO!! KAWAJAI COUNTERS IT INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR FACEBUSTER!! BUT DUBIAN MANAGES TO MOVE IN MID-AIR, LANDING ON ALL FOURS AND ROLLING ONTO HIS FEET, SUCH ATHLETICISM!!
Deadprez: Both men are too their feet, this is one remarkable match already as we get another lock-up and Dubian kicks Kawajai in the mid-section and looks for a suplex but Kawajai twists in mid-air and lands on his feet, APPLYING A SLEEPER HOLD!! But Dubian quickly FLIPS Kawajai over his shoulder onto the mat as Dubian tries to lift him up but Kawajai lifts his legs up, wrapping them around Dubian’s neck as he connects with a HURRICARANA FROM THE MAT!! WOW!! Dubian quickly pulling himself up by the ropes as Kawajai is getting up and he charges at Dubian but Dubian pulls down the bottom rope, CAUSING KAWAJAI TO HIT ONTO THAT CHAMBER FLOOR!! …Kawajai in pain but he’s trying to lift himself up as Dubian leaps onto the top rope, SPRINGBOAD MOONSAULT ONTO THE FLOOR INTO KAWAJAI!! BUT KAWAJAI GRABS HIM IN HIS ARMS AND TURNS AROUND, THROWING DUBIAN LIKE A LAWNDART INTO THE CHAMBER WALL FACE FIRST!!
ETR: Dubian the first to hit that steel-chain linked wall as Kawajai lifts him up and shoots him off the ropes, FLAPJACKING DUBIAN FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! Dubian is in a world of pain as Kawajai is showing no mercy here as Kawajai is lifting him up and dumps Dubian into the ring, Kawajai hops in as Dubian is attempting to get up, Kawajai off the ropes, BULLDOG!! But Dubian shoves him into the ropes, Kawajai comes charging back with a Clothesline but Dubian catches him with a SUPERKICK!! BUT KAWAJAI CATCHES THE FOOT, SPINNING DUBIAN AROUND A FULL 360, SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!! NO!! DUBIAN DUCKED IT AND KICKS KAWAJAI IN THE MID-SECTION …SNAP DDT CONNECTS!! Both men are down now as Dubian is getting to his feet and Kawajai is slowly getting up, Dubian runs off the ropes, RUNNING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS BY DUBIAN!! DUBIAN JUST DROPS DOWN ONTO KAWAJAI NOW FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: BUT KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!! Dubian not so happy now as reaches to his feet and lifts himself up as Kawajai is crawling towards his weapon as Dubian tries to grab him, Dubian lifting him up but Kawajai SMASHES THE CAN OF GAS INTO DUBIANS FACE!! Dubian stumbles backwards, he’s busted open now from that shot as Kawajai lifts himself up and kicks Dubian in the mid-section, SCOOPING HIM UP …SIT-OUT SCOOP SLAM CONNECTS!! Kawajai rolls over to his feet, he now climbing up the turnbuckle looking for a high-risk move but Dubian is able to move, KICKING the ropes as Kawajai lands GROIN FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! …Dubian is now lifting himself, he’s wobbly as he climbs up, and RAMS THE BACK OF KAWAJAI’S HEAD INTO THE GLASS OF THE POD BEHIND HIM!! Kawajai falls off the turnbuckle and lands on the floor as Dubian is now climbing up onto the pod, oh god what does he have planned now…
ETR: Kawajai is barely moving as Dubian has himself up, DUBIAN NOW LEAPS OFF WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP!! DUBIAN LEAPED FROM THE TOP OF THAT POD AND ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR WITH AN ELBOW DROP THAT CRASHES INTO KAWAJAI’S CHEST!! JESUS CHRIST BOTH MEN MAY ASWELL BE DEAD NOW!! Neither man is moving now as we have another contestant about to enter the match….
(Apollo Calixs pod opens)
Deadprez: Here comes Apollo who sees a HUGE opening, he lifts up Dubian throwing him into the ring as he looks back at his old arch rival Kawajai and Apollos face just LIGHTS UP. Apollo lifts Kawajai’s motionless body up and DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL! APOLLO OVER AND OVER AGAIN DRIVES KAWAJAI’S FACE INTO THAT CHAIN-LINKED WALL!! THIS IS BRUTAL AS APOLLO SWEEPS KAWAJAI BACK FIRST ONTO THAT UNFORGIVING CHAMBER FLOOR AND GRABS HIS LEGS ….CATAPULT INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! KAWAJAI CRASHES FACE FIRST HARD INTO THE CHAMBER WALL THAT ALMOST LOOK LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BREAK THE LINKS!! Kawajai is down, literally motionless as Apollo is entering the ring, Apollo is looking to put away Dubian who is getting to his feet and Apollo taking off his protective mask as he SWINGS IT AT DUBIAN, CRACKING IT INTO HIS FACE!! BUT DUBIAN SIDE-STEPS, GRABBING APOLLOS ARM AND BRINGING HIM DOWN INTO A CROSSFACE!! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE APPLIED!! DUBIAN HAS IT LOCKED IN ON APOLLO!!
ETR: Apollo manages to slip out and roll to his feet as Dubian is trying to pull himself up but Apollo knees him in the mid-section and pulls him in, snap suplex connects by Apollo! Dubian is down as Kawajai is using the chain links to get up and he literally just slumps into the ropes as Apollo lifts him up into a vertical suplex and walks into the ring, DROPPING HIM INTO A BRAINBUSTER!! IT CONNECTS BY APOLLO!! APOLLO NOW MAKES THE COVER ON KAWAJAI!!
Deadprez: BUT KAWAJAI ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!! Apollo digs his head into the mat, thinking of ways to put away Kawajai as he lifts him back, APOLLO LOOKING FOR THE BROKEN MIRRORS!! THE DR DRIVER!! BUT NO!! KAWAJAI COUNTERS IT INTO A BACKBODY DROP ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR!! APOLLO LANDS ONTO THAT CHAMBER FLOOR ON THAT BRUISED SPIRAL CORD FIRST!! GOOD FREAKING GRIEF!! …Kawajai drops to his feet, regrouping as Dubian is too his feet and Dubian just SMASHES THAT BARBED WIRE SOCCER BALL INTO HIS FACE!! KAWAJAI GETS SLICED WITH THAT BARBED WIRE!! Kawajai is slumped on the middle rope, Kawajai is bleeding now as Dubian just swings a kick into his chest and whips him off the ropes, Dubian charges for a clothesline but Kawajai swings for one too, BOTH MEN CONNECT WITH INCOMING CLOTHESLINES ON EACH OTHER!!
ETR: Apollo is getting up, clutching his back as he gets back into the ring and see’s both Dubian and Kawajai barely moving and looks up at the top of the chamber, looking at that EAW title …Apollo now climbs up the pod, that’s SQ’s pod as he looks to climb up the whole chamber but look at this, Kawajai is pulling himself up to his feet, Kawajai jumps onto the turnbuckle and the pod, Apollo tries to KICK him off but Kawajai holds on, Apollo now with HEADBUTTS!! Kawajai woozy as Apollo tries to scale this huge chamber top but Kawajai pulls him back down, FOREARM SMASH BY KAWAJAI! KAWAJAI GRABS HIM ….SUPERPLEX OFF THE CHAMBER POD AND INTO THE MAT!! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE MAT!! APOLLO FALL FROM AT LEAST 10 FEET ONTO HIS INJURED BACK!! HOLY SHIT!!
Deadprez: Dubian now crawls over, DRAPING AN ARM OVER APOLLO!!
ONEEEE!!!!…….TWOOOOO!!!!…….APOLLO KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: Dubian rolls over in anger as we are about to get the fourth man into this match now, who’s it going to be?
(Mr.Smyths pod opens)
Deadprez: Here comes Smyth who runs out with those broken glass glued onto his hands, Smyth quickly enters the ring as Dubian is pulling himself up, AND SMYTH FIRES A HUGE RIGHT HAND WITH THE BROKEN GLASS INTO DUBIAN’S FACE!! GOOD GRIEF THAT SLICES DUBIAN UP EVEN MORE!! Dubian falls out onto the floor as Smyth notices Kawajai is getting up and SMYTH NAILS ANOTHER HUGE RIGHT BROKEN GLASS HANDED SHOT INTO KAWAJAI’S FACE!! KAWAJAI SLUMPS TO THE CORNER ALLOWING SMYTH TO UNLOAD WITH THOSE FISTS, EACH ONE CUTTING KAWAJAI’S FACE OPEN EVEN MORE!! Kawajai falls to the mat, Kawajai is bleeding profusely now as Smyth is like a house on fire ..Apollo is attempting to get up but not for long, BACK-HANDED CHOP BY SMYTH WITH THE BROKEN GLASS INTO APOLLOS FACE!!
ETR: All three men down as Smyth is enjoying this,now as Dubian is getting up now but Smyth runs off the ropes ….SUICIDE DIVE INTO DUBIAN AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! DUBIAN CRASHES BACK FIRST AS SMYTH GOES FACE FIRST!! OH MY GOD!! Smyth coming out here with a bang as Kawajai is trying to lift himself up, Kawajai looks for opposition as Smyth is getting up and Kawajai gets onto the outside, kicking Smyth in the mid-section …DDT ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! BUT SMYTH SLIPS OUT, SWINGING AGAIN WITH THAT BROKEN GLASS RIGHT HAND!! BUT KAWAJAI DUCKS AND GRABS SMYTH FROM BEHIND, DRAGON SUPLEX INTO THE GLASS POD!! SMYTH GOES CRASHING THROUGH POD AND SHATTERING THROUGH THE GLASS!! KAWAJAI NOW SCRAMBLES INTO THE POD FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: BUT SMYTH ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!! Kawajai shakes his head as Smyth is lying on broken glass now. Dubian has managed to get back into the ring and onto his feet as Kawajai gets in but Dubian kicks him in the mid-section, lifting him up for a snap suplex but Kawajai lands on his feet and looks for a German suplex but Dubian blocks with elbows and runs off the rope but Kawajai kicks him in the mid-section and plants Dubian with a DDT! Both men are down as the countdown is happening again, SES’s pod is about to be released!
(SES’s pod opens)
ETR: Here comes SES with that steel chain wrapped around his fist as Kawajai is getting up and SES into the ring SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIN INTO THE FACE OF KAWAJAI!! Kawajai is lying on the mat as SES DRIVES THAT STEEL CHAIN INTO HIS FACE!! SES ramming that chain into the face of Kawajai but Apollo is on his feet and he grabs SES from behind off Kawajai and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! Apollo hasn’t forgotten about SES, the man who ordered the attack on Apollo, who ordered for Apollo to be thrown off the stage just a couple of weeks ago …SES trying to get up but Apollo grabs him and DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! Apollo grabs SES again and AGAIN DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! SES is busted open now as Apollo wants to destroy him as he lifts him up …BEAUTIFUL DISASTER ON THE FLOOR!!
Deadprez: BUT SES SLIPS OUT AND TACKLES APOLLO BACK FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!! SES RAMMING APOLLO INTO THE CHAINED LINKED BACK FIRST, THAT INJURIED SPIRAL CORD RAMMING INTO THAT CHAINED LINKED FENCE!! …Apollo is down on his knees as SES swings a kick into his head! Apollo slumps to the mat as SES looks over at Smyth is pulling himself, with glass piercing his skin as SES grabs him and dumps Smyth into the ring as SES springs up onto the ropes …SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SMYTH CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS …EXPLODER SUPLEX BY SMYTH!! SES flies into the opposite ropes and he is down but Smyth lifting himself up is taking none of it, lifting the Generation Next leader back up and looks for a powerbomb but SES blocks and slips out, swinging a boot into the head of Smyth!
ETR: Smyth on groggy feet as SES kicks him in the mid-section and pulls him in …SKULL NEVERMORE!! THE FRONT-FLIP PILEDRIVER!! HE NAILED IT ON SMYTH AS SES TURNS SMYTH OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!
Ring Announcer: Mr.Smyth has been eliminated!
Deadprez: Smyth is the first man eliminated in this match! SES does it! The chamber door is now being opened but officials are having a hard-time getting Smyth out since he was dropped straight on his head …Wait…What the—WHO THE HELL IS THAT RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING?! IT’S HADES THE HELLRISER!! HADES CHARGES INTO THE RING SINCE THE DOOR IS WIDE OPEN AND SES IS GETTING TO HIS FEET …SES TURNS AROUND AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST SAW A GHOST!! HADES JUST CAUSALLY SMILES AT SES BEFORE KNOCKING HIM DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE!! SES is crawling for the ropes but Hades grabs him, KNOCKOUT PUNCH BY HADES!! SES is lying on the mat, this is what he gets, this is what the Generation Next get for the weeks of abuse, for the stabbing in the back, this is what the Generation Next deserve as Hades lifts SES up …DEADEND!! JACKHAMMER CONNECTS WITH HIS ALL FORCE IN THE WORLD!! SES IS LAID OUT AS HADES DRAGS APOLLOS BODY ONTOP OF SES AND HADES JUST WALKS OUT LAUGHING!! COVER NOW BY APOLLO!!
ONEEE!! ……TWOO!!! …..THREEE!!
Ring Announcer: Straight Edge Suicide has been eliminated!
ETR: We’re down to four! And now with SES gone, its time for SQ to enter the chamber, the final man to come in…
(SQs pod opens)
Deadprez: Here comes the EAW champion who sees Dubian getting up on the floor and JUST SMASHES THE IRON INTO DUBIANS FACE!! OH MY LORD!! SQ now gets into the ring as Apollo is getting up as SQ SWINGS IT INTO HIM!! BUT APOLLO DUCKS AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES …SPEAR BY APOLLO!! BUT SQ SMASHES THAT IRON INTO HIS FACE!! JESUS CHRIST!! Apollo is lying in a pool of his own blood as SQ drops to the mat and makes the cover! But Kawajai kicks SQ in the back of his head and lifts the champion up, whipping him into the turnbuckle and charges at him but SQ European uppercuts Kawajai and rams him head first into the turnbuckle pad! Kawajai though ELBOWS SQ in the ribs as SQ is staggered and Kawajai leaps up at SQ and falls back …MONKEY FLIP OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SQ LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE STEEL CHAMBER FLOOR!! GOOD GOD!!
ETR: SQ rolls in complete pain as Kawajai is down too and SQ is crawling out of that chamber door that has left WIDE OPEN, SQ looking for a breather on the floor, SQ pointing to his head …SQ is the thinking mans wrestlers! But look at this, DEVAN DUBIAN SPRINGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARD SUICIDE SENTON ONTO SQ FROM INSIDE THE CHAMBER TO THE FLOOR!! HOLY SHIT!! And look at this, a very bloody Apollo Calix is going to the door and SHUTS it, Apollo turns back to Kawajai who is just pissing blood from Smyths earlier shots and Apollo picks up his protective mask as Kawajai is getting up …BUT APOLLO DRIVES THAT MASK INTO KAWAJAI’S FACE!! KAWAJAI GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT AND APOLLO NOW COVERS HIM!!
Deadprez: Apollo gets mad as he lifts Kawajai up but Kawajai shoves him into the turnbuckle and Kawajai charges at him with a RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER! BUT APOLLO SLIDES UNDERNEATH AS KAWAJAI CRASHES FEET FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! …Apollo now lifts Kawajai up by the turnbuckle, APOLLO DDT’S KAWAJAI’S FACE INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! OUCH!! Back on the floor, Dubian has a chair in his hand from the crowd as he SWINGS IT INTO SQ’S HEAD!! But SQ kicks Dubian in the mid-section and SQ now trying to get back in but it’s shut with no referee to open it and SQ now deciding to CLIMB the chamber to get away from Dubian but Dubian drops the chair and CLIMBS the chamber with SQ!
ETR: SQ gets to the top of the chamber first and tries to kick away Dubian who fires back with a punch but SQ on his knees pounding ELBOWS into Dubians head as Dubian is DANGLING WITH ONE ARM ON THAT CHAMBER!! SQ NOW TRYING TO PUT HIM AWAY FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL BY CLAWING AT DUBIAN’S FINGERS BUT LOOK AT THIS! DUBIAN TWISTS AND GETS A BOOT INTO SQ’S HEAD!! THAT WAS LIKE AN ENZURGI/PELE KICK TYPE MOVE AS DUBIAN IS NOW HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH ONE ARM ON THE SIDE OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER AS SQ IS KNOCKED BACK!! DUBIAN NOW HAS TO PULL HIMSELF OVER WITH HIS LEGS TO HIS SAFETY ON TOP OF THAT CHAMBER …HE’S ON TOP OF THE FREAKING CHAMBER!!
Deadprez: SQ is crawling away but Dubian kicks him in the head and lifts SQ up, SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER! SQ is crawling away but he’s at the edge of the opposite of the chamber and Dubian now STOMPING on his hand and SQ LOSES HIS GRIP! SQ FALLS OFF AND HE LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO OUR TABLE! IT DOESN’T BREAK BUT THE DAMAGE IS ENOUGH!! Dubian now looks down at SQ and looks back up…what’s he planning here? Dubian just shrugs his shoulders AND LEAPS OFF THE CHAMBER WITH AN AIRBOURNE INTO SQ THAT SENDS BOTH MEN THROUGH ONE OF THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDD!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD, THIS HAS TO BE IT FOR BOTH MEN NOW, THEY NOT ONLY WENT THROUGH WOOD …BUT OUR LAPTOPS, MONITORS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!
ETR: My god this was just .. unbelievable! Back in the ring …Apollo lifts Kawajai up and goes for a BRAINBUSTER!! BUT KAWAJAI BLOCKS AND KICKS APOLLO IN THE MID-SECTION, LIFTING UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE BUCKLE BOMB! APOLLOS INJURIED BACK AGAIN GETTING DRIVEN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Apollo is on his knees as Kawajai connects with the SUPERKICK! Kawajai lifts Apollo up ….BRAINBUSTER!! COVER BY KAWAJAI!!
Deadprez: BUT APOLLO GETS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Kawajai is stunned! Kawajai is lifting himself up and climbs up the turnbuckle, looking for the corkscrew 450 but Apollo pulls himself to his feet and sweeps Kawajai back onto the mat, KICKING THAT BAD KNEE OF KAWAJAI!! Kawajai on one knee now as Apollo throws him out of the ring and onto that chamber floor, Apollo maybe woozy but won’t go down without a fight as he steps out and lifts Kawajai up and SLAMS HIM KNEE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! APOLLO NOW DROPS DOWN AND MAKES THE COVER AS KAWAJAI IS IN A TON OF PAIN!!
ETR: BUT KAWAJAI ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!! …Apollo is furious as he lifts Kawajai up, BROKEN MIRRORS ON THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! BUT KAWAJAI COUNTERS IT INTO A BACKBODY DROP ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! SWEET HEAVENS ABOVE, YOU CAN HEAR THAT STEEL MEETING FLESH SOUND, ESPECIALLY AS APOLLO IS SCREAMING AND ROARING IN COMPLETE PAIN!! And look at this, another referee is running down to the ring as he opens it allowing Dubian to somehow, someway crawl back into this chamber and Dubian is pulling himself to his feet and into the ring, Dubian is slumped by those ropes as Kawajai gets back in and charges at Dubian but Dubian kicks him in the mid-section as Kawajai stumbles and Apollo is getting to his feet by the opposite corner and Dubian charges at Kawajai who stops him with an elbow, Kawajai now turns at Apollo and connects with a RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO APOLLO FACE!!
Deadprez: Apollo slumps to the bottom of the corner as Kawajai rolls in pain but look at this ..Dubian places the barbed wire soccer ball into the middle of the ring and takes a few steps back ….OH MY GOD!! DUBIAN RUNS FULL SPEED AT THE BARBED WIRE SOCCER BALL AND KICKS IT FULL FORCE INTO APOLLOS NUTS!! SWEET FREAKING JESUS!! Apollo is almost crying in pain, his nuts must have went up into his throat or cut open from that barbed wire as Dubian now looks to pin him but KAWAJAI ROLLS DUBIAN UP FROM BEHIND!!
Ring Announcer: Devan Dubian has been eliminated!
ETR: DUBIANS OUT!! DUBIAN IS OUT OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! HE’S ON HIS KNEES IN COMPLETE SHOCK!! Kawajai is getting to his feet as he goes to Apollo but look at this …DUBIAN ATTACKS KAWAJAI FROM BEHIND!! DUBIAN THROWS KAWAJAI OUT OF THE RING AND STOMPS ON HIS BAD KNEE, DUBIAN LIFTS HIS KNEE UP …AND SLAMS IT DOWN HARD ONTO THAT CHAMBER FLOOR!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? DUBIAN LIFTS KAWAJAI UP AND PLACES HIS LEGS IN THROUGH THE LINKS OF THE CHAMBER INTO A TREE OF WOE AS DUBIAN TIES THEM TOGETHER WITH THE STEEL CHAIN SES USED EARLIER AND DUBIAN NOW PICKS UP THAT IRON THAT SQ USES’ AND DRIVES IT INTO KAWAJAI’S BAD KNEE, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! OFFICALS ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO OPEN THIS CHAMBER NOW!!
Deadprez: WWEFAN IS EVEN OUT HERE, WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL DUBIAN IS THINKING AS DUBIAN IS STEPPING OUT …AND SPITS IN WWEFANS FACE!! DUBIAN FLIPS HIM THE FINGER AND WALKS OFF, I THINK IT ALL HAS GOT TO DUBIAN, EVERYTHING THATS HAPPPENED HAS GOTTEN TO HIM…KAWAJAI MAYBE TAKEN OUT HIMSELF THOUGH AFTER THAT BRUTAL ATTACK!! SQ is now crawling into the chamber and lifts himself up, SQ is pretty much out of it now but he see’s Apollo limping in sheer pain that only a man would know as SQ gets into the ring and kicks Apollo in the mid-section, Suplex! But Apollo blocks and uppercuts SQ and whips him off the ropes ….RUNNING HIGH KNEE CONNECTS BY APOLLO!!
ETR: BUT SQ SIDE-STEPS IT AS APOLLO LANDS ON HIS FEET AND HE TURNS …LARAIT BY SQ!! THAT TURNS APOLLO INSIDE OUT!! SQ lifts himself up as he drags Apollo up …QUALITY DRIVER BY SQ!! IT CONNECTS AS HE DRIVES APOLLO INTO THE MAT AND HERE COMES THE COVER!!
Ring Announcer: Apollo Calix is eliminated!
Deadprez: Apollo is out and we are down to two! Kawajai is crawling into the ring and using the turnbuckle to get to his feet although he is limping as SQ is getting up and Kawajai grabs him, lifting him up for a BRAINBUSTER!! BUT HIS KNEES GIVES WAY AND SQ COMES BACK DOWN …SNAP DDT BY SQ!! Kawajai is down and out as SQ pulls himself up and STOMPS on that knee, the bad knee of Kawajai as he turns him over …SINGLE LEGGED BOSTON CRAB BY SQ!!! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN! ON THAT BAD KNEE OF KAWAJAI! KAWAJAI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SQ IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP OUT, SQ IS REARING BACK ON THAT HOLD, CRUSHING THE KNEE OF KAWAJAI WHO IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, IS KAWAJAI GOING TO TAP OUT AND GIVE UP THE BIGGEST MATCH OF HIS LIFE? HE’S CRAWLING FOR THE ROPES BUT SQ DRAGS HIM BACK IN AND REARS BACK EVEN MORE, THIS IS HORRIBLE TO WATCH AS KAWAJAI MAY LOSE ALL USE OF THAT KNEE IF HE DOESN’T TAP OUT!!
ETR: KAWAJAI MANAGES TO TURN ONTO HIS SIDE THOUGH AS SQ TURNS TO TURN BACK OVER BUT KAWAJAI REACHES UP …SMALL PACKAGE BY KAWAJAI!! HE GOT HIM INTO THE SMALL PACKAGE!!
Deadprez: BUT SQ KICKS OUT!! OH MAN THAT WAS SOO CLOSE! Kawajai is rolling in pain, by the ropes again trying to lift himself up …this man is wrestling on one good leg now as SQ gets back up and charges at Kawajai but Kawajai kicks him in the head! SQ staggers back as Kawajai now with forearms, smashing those forearms again and again! SQ on groggy feet as Kawajai charges but SQ with a LARAIT!! NO!! KAWAJAI SIDE-STEPS IT AND GRABS THE ARM …CROSS ARMBREAKER BY KAWAJAI!! WHAT A COUNTER AS SQ TRIES TO SLIP OUT BUT KAWAJAI BRINGS HIM IN …TRIANGLE CHOKE!! WHAT A COUNTER TO THAT!! SQ IS WEARING OUT NOW AS KAWAJAI RAMS HIS ELBOWS INTO SQ’S HEAD!! MMA STYLE ELBOWS INTO SQ!! KAWAJAI IS GOING TO KNOCK SQ OUT OR MAKE HIM TAP OUT NOW!!
ETR: BUT SQ IS DIGGING DOWN DEEP AND REACHING TO HIS FEET, LIFTING KAWAJAI UP WHO STILL HAS SQ IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE AND SQ REACHES BY THE ROPES …POWERBOMB KAWAJAI ONTO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!! GOOD GOD!! SQ STUMBLES OUT ONTO THE FLOOR AND COVERS KAWAJAI AGAIN!! THIS MUST BE IT!!
Deadprez: KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!! SQ is in disbelief now! SQ lifts Kawajai up and dumps him into the ring, SQ is almost out of it now too but he lifts Kawajai up who is barely standing and hooks him …QUALITY DRIVER!! BUT KAWAJAI BLOCKS AND SLIPS OUT, DEADEND!! DEADEND BY KAWAJAI ONTO SQ!! THE ROLLING ELBOW!! IT CONNECTS!! SQ SLUMPS ONTO THE MAT AS KAWAJAI FALLS ONTOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!!
ETR: BUT NO!! SQ ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!! HOW ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH DID HE DO THAT? Kawajai slowly gets to his feet and lifts SQ up looking for another DEADEND!! BUT SQ KICKS THE BAD KNEE OF KAWAJAI AND PULLS HIM IN …QUALITY DRIVER!! IT CONNECTS ON KAWAJAI!! COVER BY SQ!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL EAW CHAMPION ….SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!
Deadprez: SQ did it! SQ has retained his title against five other men, my lord what a battle that was!
ETR: Nobody can argue that SQ isn’t a worthy champion now but the question is …if Dubian didn’t attack Kawajai brutally, would Kawajai have walked out EAW champion? Its a fair question.
Deadprez: Well a rematch between a healthy Kawajai and SQ would be in order to answer that but congratulations Superior Quality who ends 2011 as your EAW champion!
(Camera fades to Hurricane Hawk watching clips of the other extremists in the chamber as Cameron Ella Ava walks into the room)
Cameron: Hey Hawk *Cameron slumps onto the couch*
Hawk: Hey Cameron, that was an impressive victory tonight, I’m proud of you.
Cameron: Thanks and good luck out there tonight out there although I know you don’t it, how’s that shoulder?
Hawk: It’ll be fine, Tanny gave me a great massage on it just before the show…
Cameron: What did you just say?
Hawk: I mean ugh….:$
Cameron: Did you just say you got a massage off the exact same woman I was about to defend my title against? Are you kidding me?
Hawk: Look I jus-
Cameron: No ….just don’t bother (NO)
Hawk: It meant nothing, she’s just a friend …look ugh …I’ll talk to when my match is done, I’m sorry!
(Hawk walks out off the room with his world title on his shoulder and bumps into Dark Demon with his New Breed title on his shoulder)
Hawk: What do you want now? I’m in no mood for whatever childish games you have tonight because incase you haven’t noticed, I have to defend my title tonight, I do know you were a little busy defending your worthless title against…Hass Johnson, whoever the hell that is.
Demon: Ouch, I’ll pretend I care about your little comment but really Hawk, I just wanted to wish you luck tonight, I’m rooting for ya …I mean how great will it be for me when I beat you on the next showdown to say I beat the world champion? So do it for me Hawk, go out and win your little match for me pal!
Hawk: You’re funny …
Demon: But for real, aside from wishing you luck I also just wanted to keep Cameron company while you defend your title, she hates being alone …Kinda like how you kept Maria company at last year’s Road to Redemption and I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t want to be alone when she finds out what you and Tanny were up too, am I right?
Hawk: How cute but Demon, Cameron likes real men …Not former Kevin Devastation lackeys (xd)!
Demon: You’re right, maybe I should get good with Sledgehammers first and find some pleasure stuffing them down my pants….
(Demon pats Hawk on the shoulder and walks off as Hawk shakes his head in disgust)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen ,the following contest is set for one fall and it is a tornado tag team match for the EAW Tag Team championship!
(The foreign prophecy’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First, the champions weighing in at –
ETR: MUTINY RUN DOWN THE RAMP AND ATTACK STORM AND ROSS WITH LEAD PIPES AND CHAIRS!! THIS IS A BRUTAL ATTACK BY MUTINY WHO ARE BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF STORM AND ROSS NOW!! MOSES ROLLS ROSS INTO THE RING AS HE BEGIN THIS MATCH
Deadprez: Mutiny have the upper hand as Moses starts stomping on Ross in the ring, dropping elbows and Cliff slides a chair into the ring now as Moses waits for Ross to get up …AND MOSES SMASHES THE CHAIR OVER ROSS’S HEAD!! GOOD GOD!! Ross is laid out now as Cliff picks Storm up on the ramp …POWERBOMB!! THE BACK OF STORMS HEAD SMASHES INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!! Moses opens the chair as he lifts Ross up and sends him off the ropes …FLAPJACK INTO THE OPENED CHAIR!! MOSES NOW WITH THE COVER ON ROSS!!
ONEE!!….TWOOO!!! …..KICK OUT!!
ETR: Moses is furious as he stomps on Ross and lifts the chair, RAMMING IT INTO ROSS’S CHEST!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! MUTINY MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS TONIGHT!! Moses throws away the chair as Cliff lifts Storm up and throws him into the steps but Storm counters and SENDS CLIFF SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! GOD WHAT IMPACT!! Storm rolls into the ring and ducks a clothesline by Moses and runs off the ropes …LOU THESZ PRESS BY STORM!! STORM UNLOADING ONTO MOSES WITH HUGE RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! MOSES IS COVERING UP BUT STORM IS A BEAST UNLEASHED!
Deadprez: Storm gets off Moses who gets to his feet and Moses is getting up but Storm kicks him in the mid-section …LIGHTNING SABER!! BUT MOSES SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT INTO STORMS FACE!! Storm down as Ross is getting up and he’s bleeding as Moses runs off the ropes, Clothesline! No! ROSS COUNTERS IT INTO A SPINNING SIDE SLAM!! WHAT A COUNTER BY ROSS SHACKLEFORD WHO COVERS MOSES!!
ETR: BUT CLIFF DRAGS ROSS OUT OFF THE RING AND THROWS ROSS INTO THE BARRICADE!! CLIFF NOW CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT ROSS GRABS HIM …OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OVER THE BARRICADE AS CLIFF GOES FLYING INTO THE VACANT STEEL CHAIRS!! A WHOLE ROW OF CHAIRS!! GOOD GRIEF!! Back in the ring, Moses is getting up as Storm uppercuts him and scoops him up but Moses lands on his feet and kicks Storm in the back of the leg and picks up the steel chair, SWINGING IT INTO THE BACK OF STORMS HEAD!! STORM HITS THE MAT AS MOSES TURNS HIM OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Deadprez: BUT ROSS BREAKS IT UP!! ROSS BROKE IT JUST IN TIME!! Ross lifts Moses up and doubles him over …POWERBOMB!! BUT MOSES RAKES THE EYES OF ROSS AND GETS TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS A ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF ROSS!! Moses turns though and gets kicked in the mid-section by Storm lightning and CONNECTS THE LIGHTNING SABER!! STUNNER!! COVER BY STORM!!
ETR: BUT CLIFF BREAKS IT UP WITH THE CHAIR!! CLIFF SWINGS THE CHAIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE BACK OF STORM!! Cliff drops the chair and picks Storm up …DDT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! STORMS HEAD GOES INTO THE CHAIR!! Cliff gets up as Ross is getting up and Cliff runs off the ropes …BIG BOOT BY ROSS!! Ross caught Cliff off guard as he picks Cliff up, RUNNING POWERSLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! Ross to his feet as Moses is getting up …Ross runs off the ropes CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ONTO MOSES!! BUT MOSES DUCKS AND LOW BLOWS ROSS FROM BEHIND AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!
Deadprez: Moses crawls over and drapes an arm over Ross!
ONEE!!….TWOOO!!! …..KICK OUT!!
ETR; Moses is furious! Moses gets to his feet as Ross is getting up …Moses runs off the ropes but Ross kicks him in the mid-section, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS ON MOSES!! Cliff is getting up but Ross grabs him …SHACK DADDY DRIVER ON CLIFF!! SITOUT SCOOP PILEDRIVER!! COVER!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winners and STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS … THE FOREIGN PROPHECY!!
Deadprez: The prophecy retain there titles thanks to Ross Shackleford and they overcame a sneak attack by Mutiny and still picked up the win!
(Camera pans backstage to the Team Burial locker room)
ADV: You know what we gotta do tonight yea?
Banks: Yessir, walk out of this arena with both world titles around our waists and the hoes in the back.
ADV: You ready for tonight?
Banks: ADV pal, I’m ALWAYS ready for these types of matches you know ..
ADV: True but its not like we have much competition anyway …
Banks: True, look at the people I have in my match ….Asthen Cross can’t win a FPV match at all, Chris Hessian sucks, Scott Diamond sucks, Hawk is too busy with the new breed champion and Mr.Insult is from ACW ..which should say a lot.
ADV: Yeah so if you lose …I’m kicking you out of Team Burial.
Banks: ha your funny ADV, anyway I better head, gotta be somewhere.
ADV: Alrght see ya..
(Banks walks out of the room and bumps into somebody)
Banks: Well look who it is …
(Camera shows Mr.DEDEDE standing in front of Banks wearing a suit)
DDD: I was hoping to avoid you …
Banks: Didn’t you promise to never step foot in EAW ever again? Then again, like you can keep a promse.
DDD: You’re funny ..Banks, you know what will be even funnier? When you embarrass yourself and lose tonight. I may have promised to never step foot in this hell hole again but shit happens and I’ll have you know, I have important business to take care of tonight that forced me to be here, so it’s not like I wanted to come here.
Banks: Whatever you say, I just hope Cross doesn’t win tonight ..especially with you in the building …anyway have fun with your important ‘’business’’.
(Banks walks off as DDD gives a sly look back at Banks)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Age of Extreme Championship!
(Dorin’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Romania, weighing in at 195 pounds…DORRRRRRINNNNNN!
(Eddie Mack’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent! From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 250 pounds! He is the Age of Extreme Champion! EDDIEEEEEEEE MAAAAACKKKKK!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: These two men meet in the center of the ring and Eddie Mack…extends his hand? What is this all about? Dorin seems to be confused about all of this but willingly reaches out and shakes hands. Eddie Mack though pulls Dorin and seemed to have said that Dorin can’t beat him! Dorin is not happy about this and bam! Kick to the gut of Eddie Mack! Interesting way this match has started off!
Deadprez: AND DORIN! DORIN WITH THE DIARY OF PAIN! BUT EDDIE MACK DUCKED AND LANDS A BRIDGING SUPLEX! DORIN’S SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT!
TW- NOT EVEN A TWO COUNT!
Deadprez: Eddie quickly releases the bridge and rolls Dorin over! Eddie grabs ahold of Dorin’s legs and he’s got the Boston Crab locked in! Dorin is already in a world of hurt right now and Mack continues to apply more pressure! This match is not going Dorin’s way right now but slowly Dorin’s making his way to the ropes! Will he get them…YES! HE’S GOT THE ROPES! EDDIE MACK LETS GO OF THE HOLD!
ETR: Eddie is just relentless as he’s focusing on Dorin’s back right now, sending stomps to the lower back. Mack grabs ahold of Dorin and gets him back up to his feet. Eddie sends Dorin into the ropes! SAMOAN DROP! NO! SOMEHOW DORIN GOT OFF OF EDDIE AS EDDIE ABSORBS ALL OF THAT IMPACT FROM THE MAT! DORIN WITH A STANDING MOONSUALT AND JUST LIKE THAT DORIN HAS THE ADVANTAGE!
Deadprez: I’m wondering why Dorin isn’t making the cover right here, but in any case Dorin may be headed to the top rope! Dorin’s on the apron and climbs to the top, looking down at Eddie. High risk maneuver here from Dorin! SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP TO EDDIE MACK’S STOMACH! OH MY GOD EDDIE’S COUGHING UP BLOOD ALMOST IMMEDIATELY! DORIN WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!
KICKOUT AT TWO!
ETR: Though Eddie somehow kicked out, the damage has been done and now Dorin may be in position to become the new Age of Extreme Champion! But where’s Dorin going?! Dorin slides out of the ring and is looking under the apron for something. Oh My God, folks! Dorin’s got a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat! Well the title up for grabs does have the word Extreme in it so I guess it’s fitting we see a weapon come into play! Dorin slides back in and is standing in the corner waiting for Eddie to get back up.
Deadprez: The Age of Extreme Champion needs the ropes to get onto his feet from that brutal Shooting Star Knee Drop to the gut and I couldn’t be surprised if there’s some serious internal damage done! Eddie Mack turns around…DORIN SWINGS AND MISSES! EDDIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AS DORIN DROPS THE BASEBALL BAT! RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP FROM EDDIE MACK ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! DORIN’S BACK IS CARVED UP FROM THAT BARBED WIRE! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL FOR DORIN!
ETR: The fans are bringing Eddie Mack back to life here as a sudden burst of energy has taken over him! He knows that one more devastating move will end this one right here! Eddie grabs Dorin by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Eddie pulls Dorin in! Oh no Deadprez! THE EDDICTION ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!HOLY SHIT, DEADPREZ, DORIN IS BLEEDING BUCKETS RIGHT NOW! HERE’S THE COVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL Age of Extreme Champion! EDDIEEEEEEEE MAAAAACKKKKK!
Deadprezz: Fantastic win for Eddie Mack! This man is improving by leaps and bounds everytime I see..
ETR: Yup, Hopefully he can continue to hold onto that title for longer now too as this man is becoming a great feature to Dynasty and EAW itself, long live Eddie Mack!
(Camera pans backstage to Erik Yung talking to himself)
Erik: Tonight …I’m done. No more mr.nice guy. No more. Colin has gotten the best of me too many times now, embarrassed me too many times now and I don’t know how much I can take of this.
Erik: You might think its all fine and dandy, Oh Erik will just shrug it off BUT NO. I won’t, it eats away at me, it makes me sick …this feeling ….this feeling of hopelessness. I can’t begin to end it….I just end you Colin.
Erik: You’ve gotten into my head, you’ve done that alright. Tonight Colin dies. Tonight is the night Erik Yung …gets reborn.
(Camera pans to ringside)
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall … and it’s for the INTER … WIRE … CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!
(Colin Kaline’s theme hit as he comes out a huge mixed reaction)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Bridgeport , Connecticut , weight at 215 pounds … COLIN … KALINE!!!!
Fena: Never a man came so close, yet was so far away: Just last month folks, Colin shocked the entire world when he was so close to winning his first ever FPV match, to becoming an Interwire Champion. But fate interfered, and in one of the most controversial endings in EAW history, he was “robbed” from the title as some said.
Cyclone: I couldn’t agree anymore, but Colin has a chance at redemption – no pun intended -, and lets see if lightning strikes twice for him tonight.
(Erik Yung’s theme hits as the crowd goes insane, erik doesn’t come out for a short time, and then a loud car roar is heard, as he comes out in the most expensive car of all time: a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT SWB California Spyder).
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from southern California, weighting at 275 pounds … the EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING … INTER … WIRE … CHAMPION …… ERRRRRRIKKKKKKKKK … YUNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyclone: A man who always knows how to make a proper entrance, and tonight is no different. A 10.9 million dollar entrance, might I add.
Fena: This man, who we saw evolve infront of our very own eyes in the past 6 months, went from being a part of a rookie battle royal, to becoming the interwire champion, to becoming a nominee of 2 end of the year awards, what an amazing year for this man right here: The future of EAW.
(Ding, Ding, Ding)
Cy: You can see the hatred spilling from the eyes of both men here, no words are exchanged, no lock ups, no tests of strength … just an old fashioned CLUBBERIN AS BOTH MEN START WITH FISTS RIGHT AND LEFT!!!
Fena: Did you think anything else? Bad blood was spilled, and it’s time for cleansing now, and I think the only way for this to end for either man is for one to not walk away out of here tonight. Erik might have the weight advantage and thus, the heavier fists. But Colins weight advantage and quick attacks are serving him just fine now as he ducks a right hook from Erik and connects with a snap jab!!!! Now a huge Clothesline knocking Erik down. Erik looks dumb found here, as Colin throws himself onto Erik and start firing punches onto his face!
Cy: Colin gets Erik up and irish whips him to the ropes, but Erik is too strong for Colin, and reverse that into an irish whip of his own! Erik ducks down preparing for something, but Colin outsmarts him and does a rollback on Erik’s back!!! Erik looking shocked meets the forearm of Colin who just rebounded from the ropes!!! Erik is down once more! Erik with a bit anger in him leaps back up and charges to colin … who meets him with a Japanese Arm drag!!! Erik gets back a second time, charging like the bull he is … A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY COLIN!!!! Erik Doesn’t fall, Colin charges back with another forearm smash … BUT GETS MET WITH A SPINEBUSTER FROM ERIK!!!!
Fena: The crowd has just went wild for that! Erik doesn’t waste anytime as he starts to work on the arm of Colin softening it up with repeated elbows to the shoulder! Now stomps onto the hand of Colin who cringes in pain!!! He could have lost all control of his fingers right now! Erik drags Colin to the ropes as he places his arm on the bottom rope, gets onto the second rope himself …. OH MY!!!! A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO COLIN’S ARM!!! HE MIGHT HAVE JUST BROKEN IT!!!
Cy: Erik with determination in his eyes mixed with shock from Colin’s earlier aggression. He gets Colin up and hits a northern light suplex!!! Erik is bridging!!!
Fena: Kickout by Colin, I don’t think Erik really thought this was enough to put Colin away. Erik gets Colin up and sends him shoulder first into the Steel Ring post!!!! Colin in pain as the crowd is getting wild for Erik who taunts Colin and runs at him trying to send him out with a clothesline to the outside … but Colin DUCKS!!!! Erik just crashed and burned. Colin trying to get some feeling back into his hand as he sees the dazzled Erik, runs to the opposite ring ropes and runs toward Erik AND GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES!!! A HEAT SEAKING MISSLE!!!! ERIK JUST GOT SLAMMED INTO THE BARRICADE NECK FIRST!!! The crowd booes colin who flips a fan in the front row and gets Erik up … and just slams him spine first into the apron!!!! Erik Shrieks in pain! Colin gets to the top of the Apron as he looks to the outside and flicks his tongue, seeing Erik who is on spaghetti legs now …. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!! ERIK JUST ROLLED AWAY!!!! COLIN WENT HIGH AND CRASHED RIGHT ON HIS ARM!!!!
Cy: Erik getting Erik up now as he irish whips him to the exposed steel of the ring post!!! OH MY!!! Erik is heading toward us … what are you doing … he is shouting at the time keeper and throws him to the outside, he picks up the ring bell … what the hell?!!! Colin is standing up as Erik charges at him and RAMS THE TIME BELT ONTO THE SHOULDER OF COLIN!!!!!! Erik doesn’t settle there as he looks toward the ring crew, and shouts at one of them to hand him .. hand him … oh my god … A STEEL CHAIR!!! Erik asks for another one!!! You are going to break the guys arm!!!! Stop … Stop … NOOO
Fena: Erik places a chair under the arm of Colin and sets himself for this … sick … oh my … not a … ONE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO!!!!!! FOR GODS SAKE NO!!!! COLIN ROLLS AWAY!!! ERIK JUST SLAMMED TWO CHAIRS ONTO EACH OTHER!!! The load thud of the two chairs is just a tiny indication of their effect as Erik just go launched backwards!!!! Colin gets him up and throws him into the ring, trying to get some feeling back onto his arm. He grabs one of those two chairs Erik introduced in this match and rolls into the ring … Colin is up as — STEP UP ENZUIGURI BY ERIK!!!! WITH THAT CHAIR PLAYING AS AID IN THIS MATCH!!!!! COLIN JUST COLLAPSED!!!
Cy: Erik, with all the might left in him gets Colin up, the crowd is going wild now as Erik has Colin on his shoulders!!! The pain in his back might be unbearable as he wants to put an end to this rivalry … to this match … to this chase … to Colin’s Dreams …. WASTELAND!!!! ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! COLIN HAS BEEN
BROKEN IN HALF!!!! ERIK DROPS TO THE COVER!!!
FENA: DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLIN GETS HIS INJURIED ARM ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! SHADES FROM LAST MONTH!!!!!! BUT THIS TIME … THE REF SAW IT!!!! THE CROWD HAS GONE MAD!!! ERIK HAS GONE MAD!!! WE JUST WENT MAD!!!! WHAT STRENGTH DRIVES COLIN TO NOT GIVE UP ALREADY?!
Cy: The end of the line prize Fena, something you clearly don’t know shit about. Erik now is getting crazy, as he taunts Colin and points at the title belt!!!!!! HE LOCKS IN THE CROSSARM BREAKER ON COLIN!!!! HE WANTS TO PUT AN END TO THIS IN HIS OWN FASHION!!!!! ERIK IS STRETCHING AS HARD AS HE CAN!!! BUT I DON’T KNOW IF COLIN CAN EVEN TAP OUT NOW THAT HE LOOKS TO BE OUT FROM THE WASTELAND!!!!
Fena: Erik is stretching ever further and the referee notices that Colin is out, he drops down and waves his hand in front of Colin who looks out!!! The ref knows the procedure, and so does Erik as he screams at the ref to start the count!
Referee: Colin’s hand up once … drops down
Colin’s hand up twice … drops down
Colin’s hand up for a third time …
Cy: COLINS HAND DROPP—- HE KEEPS IT UP MILLIMETERS AWAY FROM THE MAT!!! OH MY GODNESS!! ERIK IS INSANE!!! THE LOOK OF INSANITY IN HIS EYES!!!! COLIN TRYING TO CRAWL BUT ERIK STRETCHES FURTHER!!!! COLIN IS FORCED TO TAP … HE IS OUT OF WAYS!!!
Fena: ARE YOU SURE?! BECAUSE I THINK HE JUST CAME UP WITH ONE!!! COLIN IS STANDING UP!!! WITH 275 POUNDS OF ERIK YUNG CLINGING TO HIS INJURED ARM!!! COLIN USES THE ROPES TO STAND!!!! ERIK WITH FEAR IN HIS EYES BUT REFUSING TO LET GO!!!! COLIN ON HIS FEET NOW AS HE RUNS FORWARD WHILE GRABBING ERIK’S LEGS WITH HIS WORKING ARM!!!!!!!!! MID … NIGHT … SPECIAL!!!!! ERIK HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!!!!
Cy: Colin doesn’t even drop to the cover … he looks angry, I don’t know if that is adrenaline, title-gold, or anger that is driving him …. But he gets Erik up and gets him on the top rope … he sets up the chair that Erik introduced earlier in the middle of the ring. Colin goes to the turnbuckle as Erik looks to be out … Colin gets Erik’s arm over his own head as he gets himself and Erik up standing on top turnbuckle … he isn’t think about, is this human being MAD?! HE IS SETTING FOR A BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!
Fena: ERIK WITH A LITTLE BIT ENERGY HE MIGHT HAVE CONJURED FROM THE CROWD IS FIGHTING BACK WITH ELBOWS AND PUNCHES!!!! NOW A KICK TO THE INJURED ARM OF COLIN!!! BUT THAT IS NOT STOPPING THE MAN!!! HE LEFTS ERIK UP!!!!! OH MY … BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNBUUUUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!
Cy: THE CHAIR IS NOT EVEN BENT! ITS BROKEN!!!!! Colin looks out after that kick to his arm by Erik, but somehow, gets that very same injured arm on the chest of erik, his hand, not even full arm!!!! The brutality, the sacrifise of both men is shown in the ring right now!!!!!
(Ding, Ding, Ding)
Fena: HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT! HE MIGHT HAVE KILLED ERIK YUNG IN THE PROCESS … BUT HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!! COLIN KALINE IS YOUR CHAMPION!!!! THE CROWD MIGHT NOT LIKE HIM, BUT AT LEAST THEY GIVE CREDIT WHERE IT’S DUE WITH A STANDING OVATION TO BOTH MEN!
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH … AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW INTERWIRE CHAMPION …. COLIN!!!! KAAAAAAAALIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cy: If there was a time more appropriate than now: Bawh gawd, ladies and gentlemen! Colin Kaline has done the impossible to walk out of Road To Redemption Champion, to prove he is better than Erik! And boy he did it! With fashion!
Fena: A well deserved victory as Colin is handed the belt, but anger is still in his eyes as he rips the nameplate of the belt and goes to the top rope to taunt … but the crowd is booing him now! They appreciated his efforts but they won’t stand for his cocky attitude! Colin with rage now, goes to the outside, grabs the second chair Erik introduced, takes a chair from under the ring and rolls back to a knocked out Erik getting checked by the EMT’s. Colin screams at the EMT’s to back off and sets a chair under Erik’s arm … lifting his own chair up … god no, you are the champion, what more do you want do to this man?! CON-CHAIR-TO TO ERIK’S ARM!!! ERIK DOESN’T EVEN MOVE BECAUSE HE IS OUT!!!! Colin with a sadistic smile on his face as he just gave Erik what Erik was about to give to him earlier.
Cy: Regardless of the ending, Colin is champion and Erik is being dragged away on a Stretcher … what is he doing? He drops down and pushes the EMT’s away and heads to his car carrying his injured arm like a child. COLIN RUNS AFTER ERIK AND SQUARED HIM WITH THE CHAIR IN BETWEEN HIS EYES! ERIK JUST COLLAPSES IN HIS CAR! The ultimate sign of disrespect shown here!
(Colin is shown walking away as the EMT’s remove Erik yung with a blank look in his eyes.)
(Voltage hosts the award show)
(Recap of the extremist participating in the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber Match qualifying matches quickly flash on the screen)
(Camera cuts back to the arena as the camera shows the Extreme Elimination Chamber being lowered down as dramatic music plays in the background, along with a special blue effect camera and lighting pans over and around the chamber and ring)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…it’s it time for the SHOWWDOWNN…EXTREMEEEEE!!! ELIMINATION!! CHAMBER!!
Ring Announcer: The rules to this match are simple, they’ll be six participants. Two men will start off first, and every couple of minutes another man will enter. If you get pinned or submit, you’re out of the match. The last man standing shall be the WORRRLLDDDD!! HEAVVYYYYWEIGHTTT!! CHAMPION!!!
(Ashten Cross Music Hit’s to cheers as he makes his way to the ring with a water gun)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first….from Charlotte, North Carolina….weighing in at 254 Pounds!!! AASSSSHTTEENNNNN!!! CROOSSSSSS!!
Cyclone: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the match we’ve all been waiting for. THAT’S RIGHT! The Extreme Elimination Chamber. Looks like Ashten has a water gun in his hand, I could only wonder what exactly is in there.
(Scott Diamond Music Hit’s to boo’s as he makes his way to the ring with a medieval flail with broken pieces of glass sticking out)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, from Long Island, New York…weighing in at 256 Pounds!!!! SCOOTTTTT!! DIAMMMMONNNNDDDD!!!
Fena: TALK ABOUT A WEAPON! Look what Scott has in his hand. This will surely cause some damage to one of his opponents in this match. This reminds me of the previous Free Pay Per View we had in House of Glass. This will surely be interesting.
(CM Banks Music hit’s to a mixed reaction with a shovel in hand, as the camera zooms in on the engraved ”#Burial” on the handle)
Ring Announcer: And next….from New Jersey!!! Weighing in at 247 Pounds!!! CCCCC!!! M!!! BANNKKKSSSSS!!!!
Cyclone: Of course Banks likes to remind everyone of his tag team partner, Alexander Da Vinci. Even though, the two are on different brands now. It seems the both are on good terms, as Banks has the Special ”Burial” limited addition shovel in hand, as a weapon here tonight.
(Chris Hessian Music hit’s to boo’s as he makes his way to the ring with a shillelagh with a special green color with dollar signs engraved on it)
Fena: Chris Hessian will of course make his way to the ring tonight with WWEFan. But Fan cannot enter that chamber. Hessian will have to fight on his own here tonight.
(Mr. Insult Music hit’s to a loud pop as he makes his way to the ring with lighter fluid, along with his signature straight jacket on)
Ring Announcer: And next…from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at 220 Pounds!!! MRRRRRRR!!! INSULLLTTTT!!!
Cyclone: As you can see the fans are behind Mr. Insult here tonight. And we that lighter fluid, I’m sure he will do as expected and prove exactly why this is the Land of Extreme.
(Hurricane Hawk Music Hit’s to boo’s as the camera zooms on him wearing jogging pants)
(The camera zooms up on Hawk smiling, as he reaches in his pants, revealing a sledge hammer as he scripts down to his normal attire and makes his way down to the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship)
Ring Announcer: And last, from Jacksonville, Florida…weighing in at 247 Pounds!! HEEE ISS THE WORRRLLDDD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMPIONNN!!! HUURRRRRRICCCCANNEEEE!!! HAWWWKKKKKKK!!
Fena: The reigning World Heavyweight Champion, this may be his biggest test yet. As they’re five extremist who have the chance to walk out of Road to Redemption with his championship here tonight. I could only wonder what’s going through his mind here tonight.
(Ashten Cross and Scott Diamond in the ring as everyone else enter the pods as dramatic lights and music flicker around the cell before the ref calling for the bell to ring)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Cyclone: WE’RE UNDERWAY! Ashten and Scott will start off this match in the chamber as this match is underway. Scott quickly drives Ashten into the corner of the ring, overpowering him with his size and strength. Usual Scott here as he drives his shoulders into the mid-section of Ashten. Scott now grabs the arm of Ashten and he sends him over the ropes with a strong Irish Whip! Ashten falls down back first on the canvas of the chamber. Scott goes through the ropes and eyes Banks and Hessian in the chamber as he goes back to work. Ashten catches him off guard as he sends strikes to the head of Scott. Scott now stumbling as Ashten continues with strikes. Ashten now grabs the arm of Scott, looking for an Irish Whip! Scott with a kick to the GROIN OF ASHTEN!
Fena: But Ashten stumbling not giving up leaps forward sending his shoulder into the face of Scott with an Irish Whip!! Ashten taking advantage of Scott stumbling, he grabs the arm of Scott and he sends him face first INTO THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER!! SCOTT RICOCHET’S OFF THE CHAMBER!! Ashten grabs Scott and he throws him back over the ropes, and into the ring. Ashten goes over and he grabs the water gun. Ashten now anticipating Scott making it to his feet, as he pumps up the water gun. Scott grabs the ropes, as he stumbles up to his feet!! Ashten continues to pump and he sprays it in the eyes of Scott!! IT’S GREEN MIST!! ASHTEN SENDS GREEN MIST INTO THE EYES OF SCOTT WITH THE WATER GUN!! SCOTT FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT, AS ASHTEN HOOKS HIS LEGS FOR THE PIN!!
Cyclone: Ashten pulls Scott from the mat, as he sends him over the ropes once again. Ashten pulls Scott up to his feet, and he grabs him by the head and he attempts to rake the face of Scott on the chamber! But Scott blocks it!! Scott fighting off the attempt, and now a kick in the GROIN!! AND NOW SCOTT CONNECTS WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT!! SCOTT SUDDENLY TAKING CONTROL OF THIS MATCH NOW, AS HE GRABS THE ARM OF ASHTEN AND HE THOWS ASHTEN INTO THE NEAREST POD!! YOU COULD HEAR THE POD CRACK AS ASHTEN FALLS DOWN SLOWLY!! Scott has control now as he goes over and he grabs a his flail!! With Ashten down on the ground, Scott uses the handle of the flail to choke the living life out of ASHTEN!! ASHTEN GASPING FOR AIR!! Scott breaks the hold, as he pulls Ashten up to his feet! Scott with huge strikes to the face of Ashten trying to keep control of this match up!! Scott grabs Ashten and he POSISTIONS HIM FOR THE COLD HARD JUSTICE!!! HE LIFTS ASHTEN!!!
Fena: BUT ASHTEN ISN’T OUT OF IT YET! ASHTEN FALLS DOWN FROM HIS SHOULDERS!! ASHTEN QUICKLY THROWS HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES, SCOTT TAKING ADVANTAGE LIFTS HIS LEG LOOKING FOR THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! ASHTEN DUCKS!! ASHTEN GRABS SCOTT AND HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! LOOKING FOR THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! HE SENDS SCOTT HEAD FIRST DOWN INTO THE CANVAS AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! ASHTEN HOOKS THE LEGS OF SCOTT FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!! AS THE SOMEONE FROM THE POD IS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED!!
Ring Announcer: Scott Diamond has been eliminated!!
(An aerial view of the chamber, as all of the cells are lighten up at one point as the countdown clock starts)
(CM Banks’ pod lights up & opens up, as he makes his way out the pod with the chamber)
Cyclone: Banks is now in the match as he meets Ashten face to face in the middle of the ring! Both men enter a battle of punches, as both men look for the advantage. Ashten grabs the arm of Banks and he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip!! Ashten looks for a clothesline, Banks ducks and he sends himself off the ropes and he leaps forward towards Ashten connecting with a KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF ASHTEN!! Ashten stumbles backwards, as Banks grabs him by the arm and he sends him into the corner of the ring. Banks with kicks and stomps to different areas of Ashten’s body. Ashten looks to fight back but Banks keeps control after rapid and repeated elbows to the face of Ashten. Banks grabs the arm of Ashten and he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip! Banks grabs Ashten and he sends him down into the canvas with a sidewalk slam!
Fena: Banks pulls Ashten from the mat, and he locks him into a camel clutch submission hold!! Banks uses his momentum to move Ashten to the middle of the ring as he locks in the hold!! ASHTEN BEGINS TO SCREAM IN PAIN AS BANKS IMMEDIATELY STARTS APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE BY THE SECOND!!! THE REF ASKING ASHTEN DOES HE GIVE UP, HE SCREAMS NO AS BANKS KEEPS THE HOLD LOCKED IN!!! MORE AND MORE PRESSURE BEING APPLIED, BUT ASHTEN ISN’T GIVING UP!! ASHTEN NOW TRYING TO USE HIS STRENGTH TO BREAK THE HOLD!! BANKS TRYING TO FIGHT IT OFF, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING. BOTH BANKS AND ASHTEN BATTLING HERE IN THIS MATCH UP!! NOW IT SEEMS ANOTHER EXTREMIST IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE MATCH, AS THIS SUBMISSION HOLD BATTLE CONTINUES IN THE RING!!!
(An aerial view of the chamber, as all of the cells are lighten up at one point as the countdown clock starts)
(Hurricane Hawk pod lights up & opens up, as he exits the pod with the sledgehammer in hand)
Cyclone: Hawk flies through the ropes and he sends a kick to the back OF THE HEAD OF BANKS! BREAKING THE HOLD!! Ashten has to be glad someone came in and broke that hold, or he could have been eliminated here. Hawk goes over and he grabs Ashten from the mat, Hawk grabs the arm of Ashten and he sends Ashten shoulder FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST!! ASHTEN STUMBLES BACK AND HAWK LEAPS FORWARD AND HE SENDS ASHTEN FACE FIRST DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!!! BUT LOOK HAWK ISN’T GOING FOR THE PIN. HE’S TARGETING BANKS! Hawk grabs the sledge hammer as Banks stumbles up to his feet. Hawk CHARGES TOWARDS BANKS WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! BANKS DUCKS AND HE GRABS THE HEAD OF HAWK AND HE SENDS HAWK’S FACE DOWN INTO THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! WITH A FACEBUSTER!! THE MOMENTUM SENDS HAWK STUMBLING!!
Fena: Hawk stumbles back up to his feet as Banks grabs him AND HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! BANKS SIGNALING FOR THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!! NO LOOK AT ASHTEN!!! ASHTEN GETS UNDER THE LEGS OF BANKS!! ASHTEN USING ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS TO LIFT BOTH BANKS AND ASHTEN!!! HAWK IS SHAKING AND MOVING AROUND CAN’T BELIVNG WHAT’S GOING ON!! ASHTEN CONNECTS WITH A HUGE ELETRIC CHAIR DROP SENDING BOTH BANKS AND HAWK DOWN OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING INTO THE STEEL ELIMINATION CHAMBER STRUCTURE!!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN!!! Hawk got the worst end of the stick as he was sent face first into the pod Mr. Insult is in. Banks and Ashten now crawling trying to rebound and make it to their feet! Ashten stumbles up as he goes over and he targets Banks!! BUT HE DIDNT NOTICE BANKS WITH THE SHOVEL IN HAND!! BANKS DODGES IT AND HE SENDS A SHOT WITH THE SHOVEL ACROSS THE HEAD OF ASHTEN!!! ASHTEN FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!
Cyclone: BANKS GRABS HIM BEFORE HE COMPLETELY HITS THE MAT!! HE LIFTS ASHTEN ON HIS SHOULDERS LOOKING FOR THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!! LOOK AT HAWK!! HAWK WITH THE SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE GUT OF BANKS!! ASHTEN GRABS THE HEAD OF BANKS AND HE SENDS HIM HEAD FIRST DOWN TO THE STEEL STRUCTURE WITH A DDT!!! ASHTEN BLEEDING CONNECTS WITH THE DDT!! ASHTEN GRABS THE STEEL STRUCTURE!! AND HE BOUNCES TO HIS FEET GRABBING BANKS!!! AND HE SENDS BANKS HEAD FIRST DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE 3RD DEGREE BRAINBUSTER!! BANKS’ HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE STRUCTURE!! ASHTEN COVERS BANKS FOR THE PIN!!
Ring Announcer: CM Banks has been eliminated!!!
(An aerial view of the chamber, as all of the cells are lighten up at one point as the countdown clock starts)
(Mr. Insult pod lights up & open as he enters the match with the lighter fluid)
Fena: HERE WE GO!! Mr. Insult is now in the match and he’s cleaning house!!! Insult sends Ashten down to the mat with a Clothesline!! Hawk targets Insult, but Insult blocks it and HE SENDS HAWK DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A T-BONE SUPLEX!!! SENDING HAWK INTO THE POD!! THE POD CRACKED!! LUCKLY FOR HAWK IT DIDN’T BREAK!! Insult grabs Ashten and he throws him from the canvas of the Elimination Chamber to the ring. Insult isn’t done here as he grabs two tables and he places them in the ring. Insult grabs the lighter fluid and he pours the fluid on a table, and he quickly grabs Ashten. Ashten tries to escape the ring, but Insult pours some of the fluid on the ring, Ashten slips down as Insult grabs him. Hawk now stumbling to his feet trying to join back in on the match! Insult grabs the arm of Ashten and he sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip!!!
Cyclone: Insult grabs Ashten and he sends him down into the canvas connecting with a SNAP SUPLEX!!! Hawk joins back in on the match as he sends a huge FOREARM TO THE BACK OF INSULT!! Hawk looking for revenge, grabs Insult and he puts him between the ropes!!! Hawk with a his usual vicious look on his face, sends Insult HEAD FIRST! down into the canvas with a ROPE HUNG DDT!!! Hawk goes over and he grabs his sledgehammer. Hawk with the sledgehammer in hand begins to choke Insult with it!! Insult gasping for air, somehow is crawling towards the ropes!! Insult now leaning against the ropes trying to regroup. Hawk takes advantage as he closes in on Insult with the SLEDGEHAMMER!!! INSULT BLOCKS IT!! INSULT WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF HAWK!! INSULT STANDS UP AND HE LIFTS UP HAWK AND HE SENDS HAWK FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES WITH SNAKE EYES!!!!!
Fena: HAWK IS STILL STUMBLING!!! INSULT GOES OVER AND HE GRABS THE HEAD OF HAWK!! AND HE SENDS HAWK FACE FIRST INTO THE TABLE!! LEGACY CUTTER!!! WHAT AN INSULT FROM INSULT AS HE CONNECTS WITH HAWK’S OWN FINISHER AND SENDING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE PROCESSS!!! HAWK LOOKS TO BE OUT COLD!! INSULT CRAWLS OVER AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF HAWK FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated!!
Cyclone: HAWK IS OUT!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, NO LONGER IS ELIMINATED FROM THIS MATCH UP!! INSULT GOT THE PIN, BUT HE SEEMS TO STILL BE OUT OF IT!! NOW IT’S TIME FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO ENTER THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!
(Chris Hessian enters the chamber with the shillelagh in hand as he storms into the ring)
Fena: THREE MAN REMAIN!!! ASHTEN CROSS IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR!! NOW CHRIS HESSIAN ENTERING THE MATCH WITH MR. INSULT!!! Ashten stumbles up to his feet, but he’s quickly sent over the ropes, by a HUGE BIG BOOT FROM CHRIS HESSIAN!!! Now Hessian goes over and he targets Insult. Hessian connects with a kicks to the gut and back of Insult. Now Hessian has the shillelagh in his hand, and he sends shots to the body parts of Insult!! SHOTS TO THE BACK AND LEG OF INSULT!! THIS MAN IS GOING CRAZY!!! NOW HESSIAN HAS THE SHILLELAGH AND HE CHOKES INSULT WITH IT!! THE REF ASKING INSULT DOES HE GIVE UP!! BUT HESSIAN BREAKS THE HOLD AS HE SEES ASHTEN RUNNING INTO THE RING!!! BOTH MEN MEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TRADING SHOTS BACK AND FOURTH!!! BOTH MEN WANTING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! ASHTEN GRABS HESSIAN AND HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!
Cyclone: ASHTEN IS ATTEMPTING THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! BUT HESSIAN FALLS DOWN BEHIND HESSIAN!! HESSIAN CLOSES IN ON ASHTEN LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! ASHTEN DUCKS AND LOOKS FOR A KICK!! HESSIAN GRABS ASHTEN AND HE LIFTS HIM UP!! HESSIAN POSISITONING ASHTEN AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE OTHER TABLE AND HE DRIVES ASHTEN THROUGH THE TABLE CONNECTING WITH HARSH KARMA!!! HESSIAN CONNECTS WITH HARSHA KARMA!! HESSIAN GOES OVER AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF ASHTEN FOR THE PIN!!!
Ring Announcer: Ashten Cross has been eliminated!!!
Fena: AND TWO REMAIN!! MR.INSULT & CHRIS HESSIAN!! WHICH ONE OF THESE MEN WANT IT MORE!! Insult stumbles up to his feet, as he charges towards Hessian and both men enter a battle of punches!! Insult grabs Hessian and he LOOKS FOR STRAIGHT JACKET UNION!! BUT HESSIAN BLOCKS IT!!! INSTEAD HESSIAN CONNECTS WITH AN INSIDE OUT CLOTHESLINE!! Hessian goes outside the ring and he grabs a table and he places it outside the ring near the pod. Hessian grabs Insult and he tosses him over the ropes, Hessian places Insult on the table as Hessian begins to climb the pod. INSULT IS STILL FIGHTING!! INSULT LEAPS UP FROM THE TABLE AND HE BEGINS TO CRAWL THE POD BEHIND HESSIAN!! BOTH MEN NOW ARE ON THE POD TRADING SHOTS!! BACK AND FOURTH!! HESSIAN GRABS INSULT AND HE POSISTIONS HIM FOR HARSH KARMA!! NO!! INSULT FLIPS HESSIAN OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP ON THE POD!!
Cyclone: INSULT GRABS HESSIAN AND HE POSITIONS HIM FOR THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! BUT HESSIAN REVERSES IT AND HE LOOKS FOR REDEMPTION!!! HE’S SECOND FINISHING MOVE!!! INSULT WITH ANOTHER REVERSAL!! LOOK AT INSULT!! INSULT POSISITONS HESSIAN BETWEENS HIS LEGS!! IS HE ATTEMPTING HESSIAN’S FINISHER??? YES!! INSULT HAS HESSIAN UP IN THE AIR ON THE POD AND HE JUMPS DOWN FROM THE POD!! AND HE CONNECTS!! HE SENDS HESSIAN DOWN INTO THE TABLE WITH THE POWERBOMB!! HESSIAN’S FINISHER! BOTH MEN ARE OUT COLD!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! BUT INSULT IS SOMEHOW CRAWLING!! USING ALL THE STRENGTH, POWER AND WILL IN HIS BODY TO DROP HIS ARM OVER THE CHEST OF HESSIAN FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! WORRRRLLDDD!!! HEAVYWEIGHTTT!!! CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPIONNNNN!!! MISSSSSSSSSSSTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!! INSULLLTTTT!!!
(The elimination chamber structure begins to lift up, as Mr. Insult is shown crawling to the ring where the ref hands him the World Heavyweight Championship)
Cyclone: HE’S DONE IT!!! MISTER INSULT IS THE NEW!! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! HE OUTLASTED THE MEN IN THIS MATCH UP!! AND HE BECAME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
(A bloodied Mister Insult is shown with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist as the ref holds up his hand)
(..Suddenly the arena goes to black…)
Voice Over: We cannot conceive of matter being formed of nothing, since things require a seed to start from… Therefore there is not anything which returns to nothing, but all things return dissolved into their elements.
(…The camera zooms in on the titantron…)
Voice Over: For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.
(..The screen goes to black as the camera fades back to the arena where Mr. Insult is shown looking confused ..)
(…Suddenly music hits as a masked man walks through the curtain..)
Cyclone: WHO THE HELL IS THAT!!??!?!? I BELIEVE THAT’S DINERO??!
(The masked man is shown running down to the ring, going through the ropes and staring at Mr. Insult)
(The masked man now stops and puts his hands behind his head, signaling to reveal himself)
Fena: HE’S TAKING OFF HIS MASK!! IT’S…ITS– CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!! IT’S CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!! IT WAS HIM THE WHOLE TIME!!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve received word, that Captain Charisma will be using his King of Extreme Championship shot RIGHT NOW!!
Fena: COME ON!! OH C’MON!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Cyclone: INSULT CLOSES IN ON CC!! INSULT GRABS CC LOOKING FOR THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! CC BLOCKS IT!! CC REVERSES THE HOLD AND HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AND HE SENDS INSULT DOWN INTOT HE CANVAS WITH THE UNPRETTIER!! CC CONNECTS WITH THE UNPRETTIER!! CC HOOKS THE LEGS OF INSULT FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….AND NEWWWWW!! WOORRRLLDDD!! HEAVVVYWEEIGHHTTT!!! CHAMMMMPIONNNNNN!!! CAPPPPTAINNNN!!! CHARRRISSMAAAAA!!!
Cyclone: I can’t believe this. This is utter disappointment right here. If you ask me, Mr. Insult shouldn’t have been able to compete in this match. But that’s the rules to the King of Extreme Winner. As much as I hate it, congrats to Captain Charisma.
Fena: THIS IS A DISGRACE!! MR.INSULT HAD THIS MATCH WON!! HE WAS CROWNED AS NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! WE ALL WANTED TO WITNESS THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN CHARISMA!! BUT NOT LIKE THIS!!! NOT LIKE THIS DAMMIT!!!
(Captain Charisma is shown backing up the ramp holding up the World Heavyweight Championship, as a bloody & bruised Mr. Insult is shown laying in the ring look on)
Fena: THIS SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPEN!! WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN ON THE FIRST SHOWDOWN ON 2012!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!
(A final shot of Captain Charisma with the World Heavyweight Championship is shown as he walks through the curtain)
(Camera Fades to Black)
( EAW logo buzzes )