(A recap of REVOLT 1 plays including big wins from Sienna Jade, Hurricane Hawk, Liquid Swords, The Revenant, the return of P.O.P, and ending with Maximus Grier holding his championship up high)
[PREVIOUSLY RECORDED LAST WEEK, FOLLOWING REVOLT 1]
(The camera shows a parking lot where Hurricane Hawk is shown walking in, holding the Light Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. Before reaching his car, Hurricane Hawk is tapped on his shoulder before he turns around quickly.)
Hurricane Hawk: Oh.. it’s you.. don’t walk up on me like that I could have hurt you.
(The camera angle shows Ms. Extreme with an upset expression on her face as she looks up to Hurricane Hawk and then at his Light Heavyweight Championship)
Ms. Extreme: I was thinking about what you told me earlier..
Hurricane Hawk: And what do you have to say?
Ms. Extreme: If you can get me to that Freeweight Championship… then I want all in.
(Ms. Extreme steps up closer to Hurricane Hawk before lifting her hand in front of him.)
Hurricane Hawk: I can’t lie, I am impressed with what you did out there. There are some things we need to fix up, but that won’t take long at all. Just want you to know, this starts now.
(Hurricane Hawk shakes her hand softly as he looks into Ms. Extreme’s eyes.)
Ms. Extreme: Oh by the way… if you hurt me like you did my sister, I will definitely make sure that your life is ruined.
Hurricane Hawk: What a threat.. I’m shaking in my boots..
Ms. Extreme: You really are an asshole..
Hurricane Hawk: Yeah, but that’s what’s gotten me this far and it’s going to lead you to the success that you really want and that you truly deserve. Put your focus into reaching your goals, because that’s where it starts.
(Hurricane Hawk smirks as he rubs Ms. Extreme’s shoulder before getting into his car as the camera angle shows Ms. Extreme with a slight smirk on her face before the camera fades to black.)
James Peters: HELLLOOOOO EVERYBODY! WE ARE OFFICIALLY SEVEN DAYS REMOVED FROM A LANDMARK HISTORY MAKING EVENT IN REVOLT 1! AND BOY ARE WE RIDING HIGH WITH TONIGHT’S SHOW!
Rich Russillo: You’re telling me? The buzz has never been higher! Last week’s show was a classic and tonight’s show looks to deliver in the same way! It was a night of history, surprises, and returns! And speaking of returns I hear we are being treated to one in just a few moments, so let’s get started!
(Camera fades to the arena as the lights suddenly go out and www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k1JSu3mTHI plays on the titantron)
“I CAN’T CUT YOU DOWN
YOUR HEART IS AS COLD AS THE GROUND
STOOD THERE LIKE A TOMBSTONE
HERE LIES SOMEONE YOU USED TO, YOU USED TO LOVE”
Rich Russillo: I think I know who this theme song belongs to, James. We heard as soon as REVOLT 1 culminated that the former World Champion, Lucian, would be making his REVOLT! Pro Combat debut tonight, could this be him??
“YOU COULD RELY ON
NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN LIE ON
AND EVERY TIME YOU DO, PANIC WILL SWALLOW YOU”
James Peters: Something tells me it is. I can’t help but wonder, Rich… If this is in fact Lucian, what the hell brings him here?
“AND YOU’LL FAIL, IN A FIERY CRASH
BLACK SMOKE AND VOLCANIC ASH”
(The arena lights up once again)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… Please welcome, REVOLT Pro Combat’s newest signeee………. LUCIANNNN BAAAAAAL!!!
(Lucian Baal comes out dressed in a black and white suit showing confidence like he never did before, he nods at the crowd as they cheer for him and chant his name. He makes his way down the ramp as the fans continue to cheer)
Rich Russillo: It IS Lucian, James! I never thought we’d see Lucian in a ring again. Nearly a year ago former REVOLT star Xavier Williams ended his career… Or at least that’s what we thought.
James Peters: Obviously Xavier Williams didn’t finish the job. Lucian looks to be in the best shape of his life and it seems his career is alive and well. The former World Champion, a man who has been hailed as the most underrated professional wrestler of all time, he has headlined major events in this business, he has suffered to earn some pride but now, ladies and gentlemen, NOW he is here to REVOLT
(Lucian Baal’s theme song dies down as he is handed a microphone by Bella Braxton)
Crowd: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK
Lucian Baal: It’s bittersweet hearing the roar of the crowd and being in the spotlight again. I spent a lot of time secluded in darkness, silent… Engulfed by shadows, having nobody or nothing to count on. I lost every friend I had, my own family or what was left of it turned on me, the championship title that eluded me for seven years was frivolously taken from me and I nearly lost myself… But I never lost one thing: hope. Even though there wasn’t much of it, I clung to that glimmer of hope that I would escape the dark place I was in, recover from all my injuries and get back in the ring to reclaim my rightful place as one of, IF NOT, the best in the world. And it is because I held on to hope that I saw the light at the end of the tunnel. I broke away from the darkness, but I didn’t conquer the demons that plagued me, no. I made a deal with them.
Lucian Baal: Far too many people try to deny the darkness within, wanting to only show the light to the world… But I came to the realization while I was alone, broken and forsaken by all, that to find peace of the spirit one has to embrace both equally and fully as both sides are the key to who you are. I found true peace. All of my wounds healed including the ones not visible to the naked eye. I embraced darkness. I remembered who I am and I lived to tell the stor —
(‘Bad Reputation’ by Adelitas Way hits cutting Lucian Baal off as Liam Archer comes out with microphone in hand seemingly amused)
Liam Archer: Some things never change… Yet another relic from the past returns and hogs the spotlight! It comes as no surprise to me that this old relic from the past is none other than the man who trained me to be a professional wrestler, the oh so egotistical and self-centered Lucian!
Lucian: …
Liam Archer: You’re not going to say anything?? Am I not worthy of being in the prescence of the mighty Lucian Baal?
Lucian: ….
Liam Archer: How do you have the audacity to even come out here? You don’t deserve to be here… You shouldn’t be out here hogging the spotlight from younger talent such as myself. I’ve been working my ass off for years, I DESERVE TO BE HERE. You may have refused to finish training me to do this once upon a time, but I didn’t stop there. I didn’t give up on my dream, I fought for it and I chased after it and the rest is history. I’m now the future of REVOLT and if you don’t want me to be the new Legend Killer, I suggest you walk away, “teacher”
Lucian: It seems you have forgotten who I am, if you don’t want to be reminded get out of this ring and run as far away from this arena as you can.
Liam Archer: Do you think I’m scared of you?? Why would I be scared of the bust of the freakin’ decade??
(The crowd begins to boo heavily)
Rich Russillo: Damn, Liam is a savage.
Lucian: You want me to give you a reason to fear me? Be careful what you wish for, kid.
(The crowd cheers Lucian as he stares at Liam)
Liam Archer: OHHH I AM SHOOK, I AM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS!! I am NOT scared of you and nothing a loser like you could do would make me even fret. To show you how “scared” I am, how about we face off next week?
Lucian: I didn’t come to REVOLT to do charity. If you want to face me, prove yourself first.
Liam Archer: By the time I “prove myself” you will probably be fired from REVOLT… Come on, Lucian, quit being a coward and face me next week. You’re the one who needs to prove himself, you flopped!
Lucian: I don’t need to prove a damn thing but I will. For the millionth time I will prove myself to you, the fans and anyone who still doubts or questions my skill and ability. I’m going to silence you all.
Liam Archer: Why don’t you silence me now, huh? I would love to see you try, come o —-
James Peters: OHHH!!! Lucian just dropkicked Liam!! He’s down on the canvas and…
(Lucian unbuttons and takes off his suit and then climbs on to the top turnbuckle)
James Peters: We’ve seen this before, James… Lucian is going for that double foot stomp from the top!! But Liam rolls out of the ring before he has a chance to execute it!! Liam goes behind the barricade while mouthing off at Lucian who gives him a death stare from the top of the rope… if only looks could kill!
Rich Russillo: Something tells me that this won’t be the last time we see these two at odds..
(Liam is handed a microphone as he begins to speak while still surrounded by fans behind the barricade wall)
Liam Archer: You think you could just attack me unexpectedly and show me up? Not on my watch old man! I want a real match!
Lucian Baal: You just proved my point.. you aren’t worthy.
(‘Vampires’ by Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes plays as Lucian Baal poses around the ring and the fans cheer)
James Peters: You have to applaud Liam for taking a huge step by confronting a former world champion in hopes to make a name for himself but I’m not sure this was the right way to go about it, what do you think Rich?
Rich Russillo: I think that Liam made the right decision now more eyes will be on him than ever! To be the best you gotta beat the best am I right? Up next he has a chance to showcase his talent and prove he IS worthy but the task at hand will be no cakewalk whatsoever. The Vision versus The Outlaw… NEXT!
(Commercial: REVOLT! Pro Combat Presents: REVOLT 2 – LIVE from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! Taking place on April 7th, 2018!)
James Peters: And we’re back, Liam Archer just interrupted the returning Lucian Baal who was making his REVOLT introduction, but now he has to back up that talk against one of the welterweight divisions brightest stars in ‘The Vision’ Osiris!
(Camera transitions to Bella Braxton standing in the ring)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is set for one fall!!
(Liam Archer is shown standing in the middle of the ring in a bad mood from his encounter just moments ago)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, already in the ring, residing in Ballymun, Dublin, Ireland! Weighing in at 225 Pounds!! “The Outlaw” LIAAMMMMM ARCHERRRRRRRRR…!!
(“I Fell Apart” By Post Malone blares through the speakers of the arena as Osiris makes his entrance donning his custom black hoodie covering his face that has “Voices Are The Vision” on the back of it as he enters the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, residing in Athens, Ohio! Weighing in at 218 Pounds! “The Vision” OOSIRRRIIISSSSSS…!!!
James Peters: Osiris has been on a very impressive run here in REVOLT since arriving, being able to hang with veterans in the game such as TLA and Diamond Cage is no joke and he did that on a big stage. Although he didn’t come out on top if that performance is any implication of what we can expect for the future, it’s safe to say he won’t be coming up short much longer, however tonight is a new test for both men so lets get started!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Were underway with this contest as the two combatants meet in the center of the ring for a standard collar and elbow tie up, Osiris takes control early with a side headlock as he begins to apply the pressure on the hold, Liam able to slip out of the side headlock and quickly applies a hammerlock to Osiris as he was able to gain control from behind, Osiris quickly snapmare Liam breaking the hammerlock and quickly applies a chin lock with his knee firmly planted into the back of Liam! Osiris applying a decent amount of pressure but not enough as Liam begins to rise up to his feet as Osiris still has the chin lock applied! Liam buries his elbow into the mid-section of Osiris, and another shot! Liam chins up Osiris and fires a HARD open handed chop! Liam isn’t done as he follows that up with ANOTHER OPEN HANDED CHOP!
Rich Russillo: Liam gaining momentum as he grabs his opponent by the wrist for a irish – whip into the ropes, the momentum that sent Osiris into the ropes sends him coming back as Liam swings for a clothesline but Osiris is able to duck the attempt and stops himself before planting a boot into the mid-section of Liam as he just turns around! Osiris quickly hooks him in a front facelock before planting him with a SNAP SUPLEX! Osiris isn’t done as he rises up with Liam still in his grasp as he lifts him high and places him on the top turnbuckle! Osiris quickly firing a european uppercut as Liam is dazed on the top as Osiris climbs the turnbuckle, Osiris hooking Liam in a front facelock possibly looking to go Superplex here!
James Peters: Liam fighting with quickly shots to the body of Osiris before breaking out of the front facelock and delivers a stiff headbutt to Osiris! And pushes him off the turnbuckle! Osiris drops to a knee before quickly getting himself back up to his feet as Liam is perched on the top turnbuckle, DIVING DROPKICK!!! He connects with the beautiful diving dropkick knocking Osiris down to the canvas! Liam hooking the leg for a quick cover!
Ref: ONNNEEEEE….TWOOOOO…..KICKOUTT!!
Rich Russillo: Osiris able to pop the shoulder off the canvas as Liam begins putting the boots to Osiris before grabbing him up to his feet, Liam lifting Osiris in a Fireman’s Carry Position! HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Osiris driving the point of his elbow into the jaw of Liam repeatedly as Liam drops him as Osiris has Liam from behind AND DROPS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! Liam folded up like an accordion there! I’ve always wanted to say that, Osiris gaining the momentum back in this match as he grabs Liam and places him on his shoulders in the fireman’s carry position!
James Peters: HE DROPS LIAM WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!! THE BACK OF LIAM’S NECK HITTING THE KNEE OF OSIRIS!! Osiris is signaling the end, as he sets himself up in a corner patiently waiting for Liam to rise to his feet, Liam is holding the back of his neck in agony but rising to his feet. OSIRIS GOES FOR ACCESS DENIED, DISCUS LARIAT DECAPITATES THE HEA- NO! GREAT COUNTER!! LIAM COUNTERS AND CATCHES THE ARM AND FLOATS INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER!!
Rich Russillo: GREAT COUNTER!! Liam pulling back with everything he has on the cross armbreaker as Osiris needs to think of something fast before that arm is dead to rights! Liam determined and looks almost willing to break the arm of Osiris if it gets him the win here tonight! Osiris trying to lock his hands, AND HE MANAGES TO LOCK HIS FINGERS!! He forces himself up to his feet, AND WITH ONE ARM PICKS UP LIAM!! And he RUNS! ONE ARMED BUCKLE BOMB!! AS HE SENDS LIAM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Breaking the old, that arm is done, Liam coming out of the corner— HE’S MET WITH ACCESS DENIED!! DISCUS LARIAT BUT OSIRIS USED THE BAD ARM!!!! Osiris grimacing in pain but he needs to hurry up and get into the pinning predicament as Liam is out on the canvas! Osiris finally hooking the leg!
Ref: ONNEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOO……..KICKOUTTT!!
James Peters: LIAM STILL IN THE FIGHT AS HE KICKS OUT!! Osiris rising to his feet with this sudden look of determination to finish this contest, Osiris grabbing Liam up with help from the left arm as the right was previously in a cross armbreaker! Osiris setting up…. FOR THE INCOMING POP!! Liam blocks!!! OSIRIS SPINS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK! NO OSIRIS DUCKS… ENZIGURI!! The impact of that shot knocks Liam into the ropes… WHO FIRES BACK WITH A SUPERKICK FINALLY CONNECTING IT AS BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS!!
Rich Russillo: Both men are down but we need a winner.. Liam using the corner to pick himself up, Osiris is using aid from the ropes as his refuge! Both men turn.. OSIRIS WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE FALCON ARROW!! BUT AS OSIRIS WAS LIFTING LIAM, LIAM DRIVES HIS KNEE TO THE POINT OF THE HEAD OF OSIRIS AS HE’S DROPPED RIGHT BACK DOWN!! LIAM CONNECTS WITH THE MIDNIGHT RIDE!!! SOMERSAULT REVERSE DDT PLANTING OSIRIS INTO THE CANVAS HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Ref: ONNNNEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRREEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing YOUR WINNNERRR………. LIAAAAMMMMM ARCHERRRRRRRRR!!!
(“End Of Days” By Jim Johnston begins to play once again as Liam has his hand raised in victory before the referee turns his attention to checking on Osiris)
Rich Russillo: Looks like Liam backed up that talk against Lucian if you ask me..
James Peters: Indeed he did but was it enough for Lucian to take him serious? That remains to be seen..
(Camera transitions to an outdoor scene where there is nothing but a brick wall with graffiti tagged all over it, suddenly Malcolm Jones steps into the frame in front of the wall to a loud pop from the fans)
Malcolm Jones: I guess I should get down to business. I ain’t out here to make excuses. I ain’t out here to garner sympathy. I lost a match, a match I would have really liked to win for several reasons but shit happens I guess. I don’t sit back and drown in my sorrows and I don’t feed off of people feeling bad for me like an attention whore unlike some people. I’ve been through a lot worse in life coming from the streets of Harlem, New York and just like I made it from there to the top, I’m going to do the same thing here by making it out of a undesirable predicament. So you know me, I took a loss but I learned from it and it was immediately back to the kitchen to cook up another plan to make it to the top. The flick of the wrist is real.
(Malcolm makes a stirring motion with his hand to show off his iced out hublot watch)
Malcolm Jones: I can’t count on my fingers how many times in the past week I’ve heard somebody tell me “wow man even though you lost I’m impressed, great job!”. That shit is like nails on a chalkboard to me. It brought me back to my youth, when kids would lose a championship game and they got good jobs and participation trophies, obviously I was the one winning the championship trophies back then… so why settle for participation trophies now as a grown ass man? But speaking of trophies, that brings me to my next point. After some scheming and plotting on how I could bounce back from this and continue on my path to greatness, I came to the conclusion that sometimes you gotta go back to square one to get where you need to be. So that thing about trophies, I went back to square one and got the only trophy I need that will be by my side on this path to greatness. They say behind every great man is a woman, well over here BESIDE every great man is a woman. No.. scratch that, beside every SAVAGE is ANOTHER SAVAGE… but in my case, A CHIRAQ SAVAGE. Some of you may know what I’m getting at but for those of you who don’t I’ll just let the actions speak for itself. I got two words for you….. Astraea better.
(Astraea Jordan suddenly appears in the frame to a huge pop as walks in front of the brick wall and brings her attention towards the camera)
Astraea Jordan: So this is REVOLT huh? I’ve heard a lot about this place, clearly you’ve all heard a lot about me so I don’t need to explain what I’m about. Everybody knows what I’m capable of and what I bring to the table in that ring, but here in REVOLT to start off at least, I’ll play a different role. I’ll let the chicks have their little fun while it lasts in their little freeweight division, but when I decide to pull up and snatch wigs, issa wrap for every single one of you fake edgy white bitches. For the time being though you don’t have to worry about that, because I’m just going to support MJ’s journey to the top. I’ll be here on the side watching and guiding him and making sure nobody gets outta line, that includes any of you bum ass male or females in the back thinking shit is sweet. Astraea and MJ are back running together, and I can promise you from here on out it’s gonna be nothing but dominance. Catch us at the top or get left behind. We out.
(Malcolm and Astraea walk off as the camera fades to black)
(The camera transitions back to the ring where Bella Braxton is standing in the middle of it)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!!!!
(“Bulls on Parade” by Race Against the Machine hits as Ryan Ransik approaches the stage. Ryan Ransik starts walking down the entrance ramp showing the words “The Final Verdict” on the back of his hooded jacket.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing FIRST, RESIDING FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND…. WEIGHING IN AT 247 POUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “THE JUDGE” RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RANSSSSIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
James Peters: Ryan looks all in tonight, looking to put himself in a position to step up to be the “Next Big Thing”, but he has to grab this win tonight to start there!
(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media hits as Dustin Diamond makes his way to the stage as the crowd start to jeer loudly. Dustin Diamond smirks as he looks into the ring at Ryan Ransik.)
Bella Braxton: And HIS OPPONENT, FIGHTING OUT OF NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK…. WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! DUSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DIAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Rich Russillo: Dustin Diamond is a known high flyer but going against someone like Ryan Ransik might not be the best to use that high flying experience! Dustin however is intelligent in the ring and I know he is definitely ready for this.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: This should be a good one here! As both men are circling the ring I must tell you James, I think Ryan has the advantage here.
James Peters: Well Ryan Ransik and Dustin Diamond finally meet up in the middle of the ring to lock up. Dustin Diamond quickly gets behind Ryan and hooks Ryan up in a waist lock. Ryan breaks loose quickly and Dustin Diamond follows up with a forearm smash. Ryan stumbles back and Dustin Diamond shoots a quick knee to the gut of Ryan and Dustin follows up with a DDT!
Rich Russillo: Dustin Diamond starting off strong here! Maybe I might have been wrong.
James Peters: Ryan Ransik is getting back to his feet before Dustin Diamond springboards off the ropes.. and Dustin Diamond with a springboard crossbody! WAIT! Ryan Ransik catches Dustin Diamond in mid air, and Ryan Ransik with a strong powerslam!
Rich Russillo: What a catch!
James Peters: Ryan Ransik starts to stomp on the side of Dustin Diamond. Ryan Ransik bounces off the ropes and leaps for a knee drop to the face of Dustin! Ryan Ransik starts to pull Dustin Diamond back up to his feet but Dustin catches Ryan with a surprising European Uppercut! Ryan leans onto the ropes and Dustin Diamond backs up, and then rushes forward for a BIG BOOT! No! Ryan Ransik evades as Dustin Diamond is stuck on the ropes.. and Ryan Ransik with a clothesline.
Rich Russillo: Sheesh! Dustin Diamond just hit the floor hard after that one. Did you hear that thud James?
James Peter: I sure did! And Ryan Ransik does not look like he is about to stop. Ryan picks up Dustin Diamond from the floor and tosses Dustin right into the steel steps!
Rich Russillo: OUCH! Back first, I know the pain in his spine has got to be gruesome.
James Peters: Ryan Ransik starts to lift Dustin Diamond up and puts him on the apron before rolling Dustin in the ring. Ryan Ransik slides into the ring as Dustin Diamond starts to get up and Ryan Ransik irish whips Dustin Diamond into the ropes.. Dustin bounces back and Ryan Ransik with a swing for a clothesline, but Dustin Diamond ducks it and springboards off the ropes… and a dropkick to the chest of Ryan! Ryan goes down to his knees and Dustin Diamond follows up quickly with a BRUTAL SHINING WIZARD!
Rich Russillo: I think that one caught Ryan right on the mouth as you see his lip bleeding!
James Peters: Dustin Diamond hooks the leg of Ryan!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!…..
James Peters: No! Ryan Ransik kicks out. Dustin Diamond gets back up to his feet as Dustin taunts right in front of Ryan Ransik while Ryan is down! Dustin Diamond kicks Ryan right in his spine before getting Ryan back to his feet. Dustin tries to hook Ryan up but Ryan seems to have the strength here as Ryan quickly headbutts Dustin! Dustin falls back holding onto his head as Ryan grips Dustin back up and Ryan hooks Dustin into a waist lock. Ryan locks Dustin in.. AND RYAN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: And Dustin damn there just went flying across the ring!
James Peters: Ryan Ransik grips on the legs of Dustin Diamond, I think he’s going for a Boston Crab! But Dustin Diamond is not making it easy as he starts to get himself free from Ryan’s grip. Dustin Diamond starts to get to his feet but Ryan Ransik catches Dustin Diamond with a right hook! Now a left hook! And Ryan rocks Dustin Diamond with another right hook! Dustin Diamond starts to lean on the turnbuckles now. Ryan Ransik starts to lift Dustin Diamond on the top ropes!
Rich Russillo: This does not look good.. What is Ryan thinking?
James Peters: Ryan Ransik starts to climb up the turnbuckles as Ryan starts to grab Dustin.. oh my.. Ryan Ransik is going for a SUPERPLEX!! Wait!.. Dustin is holding onto that top rope for dear life! Dustin starts to swing wildly as his punches are connecting with Ryan.. And DUSTIN pushes Ryan off the top ropes! Oh no.. Dustin starts to stand up fully on the top ropes.. AND DUSTIN LEAPS…….. FIVE! STAR! FROG! SPLASH!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!
Rich Russillo: That was a beautiful move right there!
James Peters: Dustin Diamond goes for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!….
James Peters: Ryan Ransik gets the shoulder up just in time!
Rich Russillo: Look at Dustin Diamond just arguing with the referee. This guy is just too much!
James Peters: Dustin Diamond gets back to his feet, and I think he is looking to end this! Dustin Diamond is looking to go back to the top ropes as Ryan Ransik is laid out! Dustin Diamond reaches the top ropes looking down at Ryan Ransik.. and Dustin Diamond LEAPS…… OH MAN!!! THE CORKSCREW 450!!!! AND DUSTIN LANDS IT.. LANDS IT RIGHT ON THE MAT BECAUSE RYAN RANSIK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Rich Russillo: What a dumb move by Dustin! He possibly just ended this match for himself!
James Peters: Ryan Ransik gets back up as Dustin Diamond is using those ropes to try and get back to his feet. Dustin Diamond turns towards Ryan.. AND RYAN RANSIK WITH THE DECAPITATION!!!! THAT DISCUS BIG BOOT DROPS DUSTIN DIAMOND RIGHT DOWN! Ryan Ransik grips the legs of Dustin Diamond and slingshots Dustin Diamond into the corner!! But Dustin lands on the middle ropes! I don’t know how he just did that, but Ryan Ransik is not paying attention.. Dustin leaps as Ryan turns around for A TORNADO DDT!! NO WAIT.. RYAN RANSIK CAUGHT DUSTIN AGAIN.. AND RYAN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!
Rich Russillo: Such instinct this man has!
James Peters: Dustin Diamond is laid out! I think the Judge is looking to give the verdict now! Ryan Ransik pulls Dustin Diamond into a crucifix position.. I think this is about to be over Rich! Ryan IS GOING FOR THE FINAL VERDICT! OH N- WAIT!! DUSTIN DIAMOND SLIDES OFF AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.. RYAN TURNS AROUND.. THE PERFECT DIAMOND!!!!! THAT CUTTER CONNECTS!!!! And Dustin Diamond quickly hooks the leg of Ryan Ransik!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!……. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!..
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media hits as Dustin Diamond gets back to his feet and the referee holds his arm in the air as Dustin celebrates.)
Bella Braxton: AND THE WINNNER OF THE MATCH.. DUSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNN DIAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
James Peters: Dustin wins! What a debut your the young fella against The Judge! Nothing like two great young talents going at it, tonight just wasn’t Ryan’s night!
Rich Russillo: Talk about an understatement.. but let’s take a look back at last week’s Marquee Event.. REVOLT 1!
(A recap from REVOLT 1 plays including Hurricane Hawk capturing the Light Heavyweight Championship and then running into Ms. Extreme backstage following her loss)
(Camera transitions back to the ring as “Headlines” by Drake hits to a huge mixed reaction as Hurricane Hawk comes out in his ring gear and a hoodie with a look of confidence on his face holding the Light Heavyweight Championship on his shoulders, he struts down to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Please welcome at this time, the Light Heavyweight Champion….. HURRICANEEE HAAAWWWKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: If you look up the word redemption in the dictionary and a picture of this man doesn’t come up then you need to throw that book away! Hurricane Hawk makes his way out tonight sporting a newly won championship, I never thought I’d say that again in my lifetime!
(“Headlines” dies down as Hurricane Hawk stands in the middle of the ring with a mic in hand waiting for the crowd to die down)
Hurricane Hawk: 6 years. 71 months. 2,255 days. 54,120 hours. 3,247,200 minutes. 194,832,000 seconds. That is how long I’ve gone since holding a championship title in this industry. From the moment I entered this business, I was synonymous with racking up accomplishments and winning championships. I was declared the future of this business by many greats who came before me. I was put under the wing of several men who to this day are considered the greatest to ever lace up a boot. Everything went my way for a good amount of years. Then I hit rock bottom. I let backstage politics get the best of me, I let the critics get in my ear. I would make several grand returns just to realize that the feeling just isn’t the same anymore and step away. I made a name for myself as a winner and one of the top names in the business, and just like that years worth of work was thrown to the wayside for a “what have you done for me lately” mentality having industry filled with revisionist history.
(Hurricane Hawk pauses before beginning to speak again)
Hurricane Hawk: I was told that every single thing that I busted my ass to achieve in the past meant nothing because I wasn’t currently in that same position. People even took it as far as to say I was never that good to BEGIN with and I was nothing more than a product of a “weaker” era. I was told that I couldn’t adapt. A lot of these criticisms weighed on my mind heavily for years. I thought to myself, did these guys have a point? Is that the reason I keep coming back just to eventually leave? Because I simply can’t hang? It wasn’t until my latest return to this business that I finally started to regain a sense of what my worth truly was. I wasn’t a man who spent years embarking on a Hall of Fame career for NOTHING. No longer would I sit there and let people who never accomplished half of what I did dictate the narrative about me. Never again would I let anything these haters and critics say anything about a career they have still yet to surpass no matter how hard they try to rewrite history in their favor. I decided to take matters into my own hands and I scratched and clawed to finally get to where I am today. There was setbacks and hardships, but I have finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel.
(Hurricane Hawk unstraps the belt from his waist and holds it high in the air)
Hurricane Hawk: BECAUSE NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY TO MY DETRACTORS THAT I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? THE YEAR IS 2018 AND HURRICANE HAWK IS YOUR REVOLT PRO COMBAT LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO TRIED TO HOLD ME DOWN, WHO TRIED TO PAINT THE NARRATIVE OF ME BEING AN UNRELIABLE UNDESERVING SHELL OF A MAN, AS YOU SIT HOME WATCHING ME FLOURISH WHILE YOU’RE PROBABLY STUCK TRYING TO FIND WORK SOMEWHERE, TELL ME HOW DOES THIS TASTE? HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST.
(The crowd cheers in approval to Hurricane Hawks rant)
Hurricane Hawk: Oh no don’t cheer me now! You all left me for dead just like the rest of them! Where were you in the past five years as my name got dragged through the mud in favor of these men who didn’t deserve half of what they got? YOU ALL TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME LIKE BANDWAGONING DICKRIDERS, I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOUR SUPPORT NOW. I GOT HERE WITHOUT YOU AND I’LL KEEP IT THAT WAY. YOU NECKBEARD VIRGINS CAN KEEP YOUR FAKE APPROVAL TO ONE OF THOSE IMPRESSIONABLE IDIOTS IN THE BACK, NOT ME.
(The cheers quickly turns into boos as Hurricane Hawk paces around the ring taunting with his title, his upset expression turns into a mellow one as he holds in a slight smirk)
Hurricane Hawk: Like I said, I don’t need any of you people, you had me cast aside a long time ago and dragged my name through the mud for years. Don’t act brand new now that I’ve made it out and back to my rightful spot as a champion. Keep that energy you had for me so I can use it as fuel to continue proving you wrong. Which brings me to my next point of emphasis. I came across a young lady last week who finds herself in a similar predicament as the one I was in for all of these years. I can empathise with her on many levels because she, like myself had been casted aside by this industry in favor of people perceived to be better than her when in reality they aren’t. The only difference is her own family were the ones who she was put to the side for. Ironically, it might be my fault considering the fact that I have history with this girl’s family… being the very person who gave her most famous sister her first big break. Now here’s my chance to do the same for her. This championship is living proof that second chances are real, that as long as you put the work in your redemption will come. I offered her a chance at redemption and a few days later she gave me her answer. Now it’s time for you all to bear witness to the lady soon to be the face of the freeweight division, and quite possibly the whole company…. MIIIISSSSS EXTREEMMEEEE!!!!
(“Off With Her Head” by Icon For Hire hits to a mixed reaction as Ms. Extreme makes her way down to the ring, she enters the ring as she gives Hawk a hug and takes a mic)
Rich Russillo: Hurricane Hawk standing in the middle of the ring with a championship, accompanied by a Ava sister…. am I sure I didn’t wake up in a time warp? Did my iPhone also morph into a Blackberry?
(The music dies down as Hawk begins to resume speaking)
Hurricane Hawk: It’s truly a pleasure to be in the ring with the likes of someone as talented as yourself Ms. Extreme. There’s just something about me being paired with you that feels right, I feel… completed. I know this doesn’t involve you but the last time I was on a high level in this business, your sister was by my side. I then lost my championship and slowly but surely faded into obscurity while she rose up the rankings to become an even bigger star than myself. I was young, dumb and selfish. I made mistakes that I learned from. Mistakes that I know not to repeat with you. That’s why I’m thankful that you took me up on my offer and realize the vision that I have for us as a team.
Ms. Extreme: No.. thank YOU. Honestly I had all hope lost immediately after I lost to Sienna Jade, I felt like there was no coming back from it until I ran into you. Seeing you holding that championship despite everything you’ve been through these past couple of years just goes to show that if you put your mind to it you can achieve anything you want regardless of what any doubters have to say. You gave me hope that I still CAN control my destiny, and from here on out that that is exactly what I will do. Six years ago you put my sister under your wing long before anybody would know and love her to be the legend she is considered today. She took that endorsement and shot to the moon, you people don’t realize it now, but I know I can and I will be better than my sister. This alliance here will prove it, because not only will I surpass my sisters, I will surpass all of your expectations.
Hurricane Hawk: That’s right.
Ms. Extreme: No longer will I sit in the back, watching everybody get theirs while I’m just waiting on my moment to fall in my lap. I’m going to TAKE. Under the guidance of our Light Heavyweight Champion it’s only a matter of time before not only is he holding a championship, but the lady on his side is holding one as well. Just like old times. I realized that sitting back and being humble does nothing, it opens you up to vultures like the people sitting in the crowd who could never lace up my boots to give their unneeded two cents on a profession they would never succeed in. It makes you vulnerable to armchair analysts who think they know you better than you know yourself, and sometimes you believe them. But no longer. From here on out Ms. Extreme begins to embark on a path I was deterred from years ago, a path I should have BEEN on, but nonetheless a path that I will re-enter which will lead me to the top.. where I belong.
Hurricane Hawk: And that’s where I come in, to keep your eyes on the prize and to keep you on course while you do the same for me. We WILL make REVOLT our playground just as I’ve done in past federations. This thing here on my shoulder is nothing but the beginning. I won’t stop- excuse me, WE won’t stop until not only am I holding this championship, but she is holding that Freeweight Championship, and WE are holding those Tag Team Championships together. Tonight in our match against Liquid Swords, a team comprised of two legends in this business who I’ve rubbed elbows with frequently, we make a statement. I watched these two men maintain a status over the years while mine slowly but surely slipped, but now is the chance to show that I can not only stand toe to toe with those guys, but I can stand OVER those guys.
Ms. Extreme: For years we had to watch our legacies get erased and diminished in order to prop up other inferior people. For years we did nothing about it, but now it’s our time to strike back and give the industry the same thing they gave to us while reclaiming our legendary status. You tried to destroy our legacies and now we will do the same to your heroes and everyone else who steps in our way. The Legacy Killas are here, and we intend to make our presence felt for a long time to come.
(‘Go Legend’ by Big Sean hits as Hurricane Hawk and Ms. Extreme begin to leave the ring and make their way to the back)
James Peters: A statement has been made by the newest pairing here in REVOLT! I’m not sure I’m completely back on the Hurricane Hawk train yet, but getting Ms. Extreme on his side is a huge power move on his behalf!
Rich Russillo: At some point we’ll realize if this is legit or if Hawk is having a midlife crisis. Speaking of midlife crisis’ though they’ll be faced off against the Liquid Swords in tonight’s main event and that will be a huge test for the both of them. You won’t want to miss it!
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(Saturday Night Resurgence comes back from commercial as it shows Madison Kaline already in the ring as the arena severely boo’s The Mistress of Death.)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Saturday Night Resurgence! We are ready for some Freeweight action as Madison Kaline awaits in the ring for her opponent!)
Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing in at 120 lbs… The Mistress of Death… MADISON KALINE!
(Madison angrily hops on the turnbuckle and begins to taunt the fans.)
James Peters: Madison has not had the best of luck during her time in REVOLT, but I’m sure she’s making it a priority to change that tonight!
Rich Russillo: Madison is fuming over her loss in REVOLT 1 and she’s looking to redeeming herself. I feel bad for whoever is going against her.
(Suddenly, ‘Chasing After’ by Tantric begins to play throughout the arena as a spotlight is cast on the stage entrance where Riley McCray enters, a board in hand. Full of energy, she prances to either side of the stage, vigorously hopping to enchant the crowd. Returning to the center of the stage, she makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring on her skateboard.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent… Residing in Trenton, New Jersey… Weighing in at 126 lbs… She is the sickest chick to EVER lace a pair of Jordans… RIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEY MCCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: And let’s welcome REVOLT’s newest signee, Riley McCray! Ms. McCray actually graduated from the utmost prestigious Wrestling Academy of Trenton. Her first match against Elisa Stafford probably didn’t do as she anticipated, but she’s ready to do whatever it takes to make a name for herself in REVOLT Pro Combat!
Rich Russillo: Hey! Ain’t nobody gonna point out how the ref is feeling up on these gals? That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!
James Peters: The referee clears both Freeweight’s and the match is set to begin!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Madison Kaline stands in her respective corner, staring down the “Rad” Riley McCray as McCrary does the same! The audience in attendance is rooting for the New Jersey native but Madison ignores their thunderous chants.
Rich Russillo: This match is officially underway but… Is Madison asking for a mic? She’s howling at Bella to hand over her microphone to her! And she complies!
Madison Kaline: *Madison blows on the mic* Is this fucking thing on?
Rich Russillo: Hey! Don’t spit on that! Bella’s gotta use that later!
Madison Kaline: Good. I’m absolutely appalled that I have to waste my time in… hick central Kentucky… But I’m absolutely MORTIFIED at the fact that I have to be in the same ring as this THING standing before me. What are you, even? How did you manage to sneak yourself in? Satan knows security would’ve tackled your ass down the moment they spotted a FAN trying to get backstage.
(Madison gets in Riley’s face as Riley smiles as she rolls her eyes.)
Madison Kaline: What? Got nothing to say?
(Madison takes a few steps back as Riley’s eyebrows raise. She begins to mouth the word “Okay” as she walks over to Bella and asks for a mic. Riley receives one and goes back to her corner.)
Riley McCray: Whoa… Listen, dude. I don’t know what crawled up your ass and decided to ruin your mood. But you’re talking to the woman who will be the face of REVOLT’s Freeweight division one day. Sure, my first match didn’t go as I planned… but that’s the beauty of second chances. I’m ready to make an example out of you. So if I were you, I’d choose my words wisely. Who knows, I may be the woman to send your ass back to death valley to rot with all of the carcasses of the bitches I’ve beat in my career.
(Madison laughs as she gets in Riley’s face.)
Madison Kaline: I’m going to demolish you alive. I’m going to rip you limb by limb, grabbing your lifeless body and swinging it in the fucking air as your loved ones watch in absolute goddamn horror–
James Peters: RILEY HAS HAD ENOUGH! Riley throws her microphone out of the ring as she gives a spinning back heel kick to the side of Madison Kaline’s head! The kick rocked Madison’s world as she falls to one knee. Madison has both hands on her throbbing face BUT RILEY COMES IN SWIFTLY AS SHE BOUNCES BACK FROM THE ROPES… THE RI-BUSTER! THE MODIFIED DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER IS BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED! MY GOD! MADISON IS COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT AS SHE FALLS ON HER BACK. I’M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!
Rich Russillo: RILEY HOOKS MADISON’S LEG AND THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND JUST LIKE THAT, MS. MCCRAY IS ALREADY MAKING THE MOST OUT OF HER SECOND CHANCE! RILEY IS ECSTATIC AS SHE GETS HER ARM RAISED BY THE REFEREE BUT HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS TO THE SIDE OF MADISON KALINE AS SHE SEEMS REALLY, REALLY HURT.
(‘Chasing After’ by Tantric’ picks up where it left off as medical personnel come to the aid of Madison Kaline. Riley slides out of the ring and begins to interact with the fans sitting in ringside. Riley winks towards the camera as it then transitions to a shot of Madison getting a neck brace put on her.)
James Peters: I’m sure the champion has a close eye on the Rad One for sure.
RIch Russillo: Hey! Don’t talk about the champion, Peters. She’s the champion, respect it!
(Saturday Night Resurgence goes to commercial.)
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(The camera fades to a shot of the BB&T arena filled with screaming fans on their feet awaiting the next match. Bella Braxton is showcased in the middle of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…
(‘Dream’ (Jorgen Odegard Remix) by Imagine Dragons begins to play as blue lights flash around the stage and arena until Elisa appears under a silvery blue spotlight, turning to face the camera with a smile and wink before making her way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from Chapel Hill, North Carolina… Weighing in at 110 lbs… THE GOLDEN LIONESS… ELISAA… STAAAAAFFOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Elisa jumps on the turnbuckle and embraces the fans as her music slowly fades. She jumps from the turnbuckle and begins to jump in place as she waits for her opponent.)
James Peters: Ms. Stafford has had an impressive first match as she took down the rad one, Riley McCray a couple weeks back. The question now, however, is whether Elisa can do it again this week with a new opponent.
(“Confident” by Demi Lovato begins to blare throughout the arena as Kassidy Heart emerges from the back. Kassidy poses as a faint smile appears throughout her face. She high-fives the ringside attendees as she makes her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent! Hailing from Sydney, Australia… Weighing in at 120 lbs… Professional Wrestling’s Sweetheart… KASSIDY HEAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: A very focused Elisa Stafford as she goes toe-to-toe with the woman who beat our Freeweight champion a couple weeks prior. Ms. Heart definitely will utilize that to her advantage and I can’t lie to you Rich, Elisa appears to have the odds stacked against her.
Rich Russillo: For once I actually agree! I guess your tie isn’t cutting circulation to your brain anymore, Peters.
(The referee checks both women as he signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And the bell has rung! Both women are standing in the middle of the ring, sizing one another as the crowd is having a bout of their own! One side is chanting for the Golden Lioness while the other are chanting for the Ms. Heart! A divided crowd but these ladies are loving the attention, that’s for sure.
Rich Russillo: Elisa extends her hand out for Kassidy to shake. Kassidy puts her finger on her chin and thinks for a second… Kassidy immediately begins to giggle as she shakes Elisa’s hand. Aww, the sportsmanship! So cute! WRONG. GROSS. I WANT TO SEE A BLOODSHED!
James Peters: I, for one, admire the sportsmanship these two women have displayed here. These women represent the Freeweight division and they couldn’t paint a better picture for the people sitting in the arena and the people watching at home. Now the match is really getting started as both women begin to circle one another in the ring.
Rich Russillo: AND OHHH!! Spinning heel kick from Professional Wrestling’s Sweetheart! Everybody’s Favorite Girlfriend just took down Elisa Stafford easily. Kassidy Heart is mocking her now, she fooled her! This, this is what I wanted to see, I want these two to tear each other to shreds. Screw sportsmanship! This is REVOLT Pro Combat not REVOLT Pro Sportsmanship.
(Kassidy Heart continues to taunt a downed Elisa Stafford as the fans’ boos are heard throughout the entire arena)
James Peters: If I was Kassidy Heart I would focus on Elisa Stafford who’s getting up. Heart is arguing with the crowd. She turns around and… DROPKICK from Elisa Stafford! She knocks Kassidy Heart onto the turnbuckles. Elisa takes a couple steps back… She comes at Kassidy Heart in full speed and.. STINGER SPLASH! Stinger splash on the corner, Kassidy is down.
Rich Russillo: And now Elisa Stafford climbs up the top rope, she’s looking for that flying elbow drop I bet! She takes flight and… NO — Kassidy Heart moved just in the nick of time! Now Elisa is down and look, James, Kassidy quickly climbs up the top rope, it’s her turn!!
James Peters: Moonsault by Kassidy Heart!! And she quickly climbs up the top rope again, could she be looking for… The heart attack, Rich?? She’s waiting for Elisa to get up, she’s on her two feet and… O FACE, THE HEART ATTACK CONNECTS —
Rich Russillo: NOO, Elisa moves and Kassidy Heart crashes and burns! Kassidy is trying to get up, using the ropes to get to her feet and.. Elisa just grabbed her from behind and puts her in position for a reverse Blaze Blue, she’s going for it… NOO, just as Elisa Stafford was about to hit it, Kassidy Heart somehow, some way manages to get out of it!
James Peters: SPINNING HEEL KICK! SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM KASSIDY HEART, BUT ELISA STAFFORD IS STILL UP, SHE’S STUMBLING AND KASSIDY IS LOOKING TO TAKE HER DOWN FOR GOOD, SHE GETS BEHIND ELISA STAFFORD AND PUTS HER IN POSITION FOR WHAT I PRESUME IS THE KASSPLODER PLEX.
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS! The first German suplex connects she is going for the second one now… And it connects! She’s going for a third German suplex, Elisa Stafford is done, there is no coming back from this vicious assault..
James Peters: IT CONNECTS, IT’S OVER! Kassidy Heart is going for the pin, the referee goes for the count
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEE —
James Peters: NOO, Elisa Stafford kicks out! Kassidy Heart can not believe it, look at her face… She is in total and complete disbelief. Now she grabs Elisa by the hair, she gets her up and she places her on the right upper corner, could she be looking for the…??
Rich Russillo: HELLUVA KICK!! THE PCS CONNECTS, KASSIDY HEART JUST DEMOLISHED THE FACE OF ELISA STAFFORD! Incredible, these two young women are showing exactly what they are made of here tonight. I don’t think I could be more impressed, James.
James Peters: And look at this, Kassidy once more climbs up the top rope, she’s going to try to end this again, she’s about to hit that O-face from the top rope! This match could be ending right here, right now. Is it over for Elisa??
Rich Russillo: Elisa quickly gets up and NO — she just dropkicked Kassidy Heart! She fell to the outside of the ring, she’s out! Elisa Stafford now climbs up to the top rope and… Oh no, James, could she be looking to hit that flying elbow drop to the outside of the ring?? This is far too risky, don’t do it… Don’t do it, Elisa!
James Peters: You can see Elisa Stafford is hesitating… BUT SHE DOES IT!! THE FLYING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS, BOTH WOMEN ARE ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR SEEMINGLY LIFELESS!! UNBELIEVABLE, ELISA STAFFORD IS GIVING IT HER ALL HERE JUST AS SHE DOES EVERY NIGHT.
Rich Russillo: And the referee is going for the count. Get up girls, this match can’t end like this c’mon.
ONEEEEEEE……………TWOOOOOOO…………………………………………THREEEEEEEEEEE………………………. FOURRRRRR…………………………………….. FIVEEEEEEEEE!!……………. SIXXX!!!
James Peters: Both women are getting up… I’m shocked, I can not believe the resilience these two young female competitors are showcasing here tonight! Elisa holds on to the ring skirt.. And she rolls into the ring, she made it!! But look — Kassidy did as well! Both competitors used whatever strength and energy they had left to get in the ring, they both want this victory badly!
Rich Russillo: Can’t you blame them? Everyone in the Freeweight Division wants to face Sienna Jade, a win here could easily get either of these young talented women on the right path towards the Freeweight Championship of the world.
James Peters: Both women on the upper and lower side of the ring using the ropes to get to their feet… They are both up and look at this, Elisa Stafford tries to take down Kassidy Heart with a lariat — but Kassidy dodges, she runs to the ropes, looks for a lariat of her own… BUT NO, ELISA STAFFORD STOPPED HER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND NOW SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE DOUBLE ARM DDT!!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS AND NOW ELISA STAFFORD GOES FOR THE COUNT…
ONEEEEEEE, TWOOOO…………………………………….
James Peters: But Kassidy Heart kicks out just in the nick of time! The disappointment in the face of Elisa Stafford is showing, she is starting to wonder what more will it take to put down Kassidy Heart for good.
James Peters: Elisa helps Kassidy Heart to her feet… SHE’S GOING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE — BUT NO, KASSIDY REVERSES IT AND… DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER FROM HEART — WAIT, NO! ELISA STAFFORD MANAGES TO ESCAPE IT, SHE QUICKLY POSITIONS HERSELF BEHIND HEART AND… AZURE RAINBOW, THE BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS!! THE REFEREE IS GOING FOR THE COUNT
ONEEE, TWOOOO, THREEE!!!
(DING, DING, DING)
Rich Russillo: She did it, it’s over!!
(‘Dream’ (Jorgen Odegard Remix) by Imagine Dragons begins to play as a battered Elisa Stafford gets her hand raised by the referee)
James Peters: What a match! Kassidy impressed as always, but Elisa Stafford earned this win without a shadow of a doubt. From one freeweight match to another, let’s take a look at last weeks championship match!
(Highlights of Sienna Jade winning the Freeweight Championship are shown)
(Camera goes back to the ring)
(The lights dim as ‘Resurge’ by Gone is Gone begins to play throughout the speakers in the arena to loud boos. Sienna Jade emerges from the back wearing a holographic, light veil with white fur at the edges covering her entire body. She spreads her arms wide showcasing the beautiful design as she confidently makes her way down to the ring. She reaches the end of the ramp and slowly removes her veil, revealing her newly won Freeweight Championship around her waist, the camera then focuses on her menacing grin. Sienna unstraps the belt from around her waist drops the veil into the floor and climbs into the ring holding the championship up high)
Bella Braxton: Please welcome, THE FREEWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNN….. SIENNNAAAA JAAAADDDDEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: Last week, Sienna Jade showed the world exactly what she was about, and that was delivering on promises! They say don’t write a check that you can’t cash, but Sienna cashed her check and then some from the moment she introduced herself on this show when she made her intentions clear!
Rich Russillo: I remember it like it was yesterday, Sienna made her way to the top by any means necessary and it started with a master plan of knocking down a woman who had been long perceived as the face of women’s wrestling in this industry, a claim Sienna strived to achieve and it looks like she’s finally made a legitimate claim to hold that title, no pun intended!
(The lights come back on as the music fades and Sienna stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand and her championship over her shoulders)
Sienna Jade: On the very first episode of Resurgence I told you all what I was setting out to do. From day fucking one. Everybody either sat and laughed or they overlooked me as I ran down my so called competition in this freeweight division from big fish to little fish. I was thrusted into a main event match by proxy, all because the higher ups thought that I’d make a good fodder to showcase who they THOUGHT would be their golden girl in Aria Jaxon. Little did they know that they’d end up changing the course of history in womens wrestling forever. I refused to be anyones stepping stone or doormat, so I formatted a plan that would not only knock Aria off of that ladder and high horse, but it would automatically place me above her at the same time. Not only did that little overrated bimbo get that ego of hers deflated in a matter of seconds, but she got her ass handed to her in a fashion she had never experienced in her overprotected manufactured career. I set the fucking tone in this division that everything here would be earned, not given. There would be no backstage politics involved, no being besties with the bookers to get ahead, and no mediocrity being rewarded because the powers that be knew no better. They know better now, they finally got a chance to see excellence personified in Sienna Jade, your Freeweight Champion.
(Sienna pauses as the crowd boos and she holds up the championship to taunt)
Sienna Jade: Fasttrack a month and some change later, I am standing before you your champion and your hero! I may not be the one you want, but I am CERTAINLY the one you need. Hate me as much as you want, at the end of the day I’m the one standing here in the middle of a REVOLT ring and where is your queen Aria? Where is the GOAT? Oh that’s right, the bitch turned her back on everyone and left REVOLT to die for all she cared when the going got tough and she realized she wasn’t going to be handed anything here. Boo that. Oh that’s right you can’t because for so long you’ve been conditioned and brainwashed to worship mediocrity and undeserving people who act completely different when you take the cameras from in front of their face, they are not who you think they are. Women who run around calling themselves queens and smile in each others faces but don’t have the guts to tell the other how much they really hate them deep down, but you aren’t ready for that tea.
Sienna Jade: I single handedly cleansed women’s wrestling from becoming a monopolized circle jerk ego stroke fest and this belt right here is a culmination of all of my hard work. I deserve it. Well actually I’ll give some credit to the role players of the freeweight division, you know like uhhh.. Bianca! Oh wait, she went as fast as she came. Or how about Nina Sanada? Nope, she’s gone too. Madison Kaline? She might as well be gone with as much of an afterthought as she’s become. Oh wait I know who else I should credit… Ms. Extreme! Ms. Extreme…. I thank you for…. helping me prove just how dominant I am by laying on your back for the three count at REVOLT 1. That was a prime example of what happens when a person doesn’t play their small role and tries to take credit and outshine the actual star, they get put back in their place. For weeks, Ms. Extreme had been trying to take credit for the work I did and trying to outshine me, she tried to claim she earned her shot while I didn’t, but in the end it all proved to be useless. As always, in the end I come out on top!
(Suddenly the lights go completely dark as Sienna Jade stops talking)
(The intro notes to “Don’t Waste My Time” by Krept & Konan echo out to a huge mixed reaction from the fans)
IF SHE AIN’T FUCKIN’ SHE GOT TO GO
TELL ‘ER DON’T WASTE MY TIME
POLICE WANNA STOP ME, SEARCH MY CLOTHES
TELL ‘EM DON’T WASTE MY TIME
IF IT AIN’T MONEY, I AIN’T INVOLVED
TELL ‘EM DON’T WASTE MY TIME
WASTEMAN WAFFLING DOWN MY PHONE
TELL ‘EM DON’T WASTE MY TIME
(The lights slowly come back on in the form of a blue spotlight surrounding Lexi Sheckler who makes her way down the ramp. Fog starts to form by her feet as the lights shining blue in colour start to surround her, giving her pale skin a luminescent and deathly glow. She starts heading towards the ring to confront a visibly upset Sienna Jade)
James Peters: Sienna Jade has had her way with most of the freeweight division, but this chick right here is the exception to all of that! These two women have never crossed paths before but tonight it looks like that’s finally changing!
Rich Russillo: Well Sienna, it was a good run while it lasted..
James Peters: :whoa: I thought we’ve learned our lesson from counting Sienna Jade out.
(Lexi Sheckler and Sienna Jade begin to circle one another in the ring, sizing each other up)
Sienna Jade(regaining her composure): Awww, it looks like we have a fan here guys! She came all the way from backstage just to see me up close and congratulate me. For what do I owe this pleasure? Do you want an autograph in return? Maybe I could sign it on your skin and you can make it your 100th tattoo!
Lexi Sheckler: Heh.. I must say you’ve at the very least been an entertaining trainwreck. Still a trainwreck nonetheless. An outright delusional broad getting by off of a lack of true competition, but your fucking circus act ends here.
Sienna Jade: Excuse me?
Lexi Sheckler: You heard me loud and clear the first time. I’m never one to brag about past accomplishments or small victories that don’t mean shit in the long run like you do about your little moral victories that no one cares about. But let’s get this straight, any and everything you did before winning that freeweight championship, I either did it first or I did it better. Lets not forget who ACTUALLY put Aria out of action here on REVOLT. You rallied up a whole division of broads to take her out and she was back the next week, we haven’t seen her since I destroyed her. Lets not forget who defeated Ms. Extreme before you did, and lets not forget who defeated Kassidy Heart, something you couldn’t do.
Sienna Jade: Oh please honey, first of all you and I both know that Kassidy Heart won because Ms. Extreme interfered in that match. Wait- now I remember you! You were that girl I handed a win over to in order to stick it to Ms. Extreme! Bitch I gave you a claim to fame! I softened Aria up and shattered the perception of her for you to even be ABLE to defeat whatever shell of her was left at that point. You can walk around here and be as edgy as you want but lets get this straight, I’m holding this thing here for a reason. You want to do what so many women have done in the past and think its a game? Be my guest… you’ll get played.
Lexi Sheckler: I’m not like any women you’ve ever faced in the past because unlike them, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t care what you did or who you defeated before me, I’m not here to lobby for recognition on who took who out, and I’m damn sure not here to here you talk all damn day. I came to REVOLT to inflict pain on those who dare think they are anywhere near the level of a competitor as me. To make my mark on not just the freeweight division, but the whole company. I have a bloodthirst for havoc, and as I stand across from you as the number one contender for that championship you’re keeping warm for me, the more I yearn for it to get quenched. As each word from your cocksucking mouth comes out, the more vexed I become. It’s been a chore to sit in the back and listen to you spew your bullshit week after week, but now? It’s finally my turn to step up to the plate and shut you up once and for all.
Sienna Jade: Okay Lexi, listen girlie.. I’m not here for your generic pleads of how “different” you are from the rest. You can be as unique as you want, tattoo your whole fucking face until your own family doesn’t notice you for all I care. When it’s all said and done what lies beneath the surface will be no different from any other competitor in this division and any other competitor in this INDUSTRY. Another one that bites the dust going against me, and MY STEPPING STONE.
Lexi Sheckler: You don’t even believe that, you’re the same person who can’t function without knowing you’re being acknowledged. I don’t care about getting the approval from people who can’t lace up my boots, or being considered the face of women’s wrestling, those are titles given by people to people they deem as safe and ideal. I’m the complete opposite of safe, I’m chaos personified, I don’t walk around looking to be a role model or a inspiration and I don’t need reinforcement about my abilities from ANYONE unlike yourself. You long for approval from others because you’re insecure about yourself otherwise. That isn’t the quality of a champion, that is the quality of an attention whore.
Sienna Jade: Call it what you want, I’m an attention whore and you aren’t? Sure I guess. You know what else I am that you aren’t?
(Sienna Jade waves the championship belt in Lexi Sheckler’s face)
Sienna Jade: That’s right, YOUR champio-
James Peters: AND LEXI SHECKLER OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A SPIN KICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF OUR FREEWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! SIENNA DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!! SIENNA JADE FALLS TO THE CANVAS AS SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING TO RETREAT FROM THAT KICK AS SHECKLER TAUNTS HER TO THE DELIGHT OF THE CROWD!!
Rich Russillo: Talk about a damn statement! Sienna Jade wanted to be champion so bad, well this target on your back comes with it! Lexi Sheckler is not one for games!
(‘Dont Waste My Time’ picks back up as Lexi Sheckler does the taunt signaling for the championship around her waist, Sienna Jade backs up down the ramp while holding her jaw with one hand and holding her championship in the other)
James Peters: It’s safe to say that Sienna Jade is going to have her hands full with Lexi Sheckler, she is dead set on dethroning the recently crowned champion! Don’t go anywhere though, because up next we have our tag team champions, the legendary tandem of Liquid Swords taking on The Legacy Killas… NEXT!
(Commercial: Advertisement for tomorrow night’s Rebellion as the returning Prince of Phenomenal makes his return to face the newly crowned Welterweight Champion Maximus Grier!)
(The camera opens back up to the arena where Bella Braxton is standing by, holding the microphone in one hand and giving a pretty smile to the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: This upcoming tag team contest, is a non-title bout that will be scheduled for ONE FALL and is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! Introducing first… they are the first ever Revolt Tag Team Champions OF THE WOOOORLD…. IMPACT AND MR. DEDEDE, LIQUIIIIIIIID SWOOOOOOOOOORDSSS!!!!
(“I Am A God” by Kanye West hits as a dark aura comes over the arena, and the fans instantly pop out of name recognition until Mr. DEDEDE and Impact walk out holding their Revolt Tag Team Titles. Impact and DDD wear matching red and white gear, with a red and white design on Impacts trunks and kick pads, and a similar red and white lightning design on DDD’s long tights and boots. They exchange conceited grins, and continue their entrance.)
James Peters: We undoubtedly witnessed a classic match at REVOLT 1 between these men and the Blicky Boyz, it was probably the most talked about contest on the whole card, but we saw just why these two men are heralded as two of the greatest athletes to ever do it.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, it was common knowledge that individually these guys could hold their own in any environment or climate in wrestling history, however they proved that they could truly put their egos aside and work together as a unit. It’s a little scary how cohesive the two of them are, and chances are they’re only going to get better with time.
( DDD and Impact show off their championships while in the ring – but their music gets cut off and replaced with “Go Legend” by Big Sean. The crowd gives a big response, and Hurricane Hawk walks out side by side with Ms. Extreme as the two wear matching dark bomber jackets over their ring gear, with Hurricane Hawk sporting his Light Heavyweight Championship over a shoulder. )
Bella Braxton: Their opponents, they are the team of MS. EXTREME AND THE REVOLT! LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, HURRICANE HAWK; THEEEEE LEGEND KILLASSSSS!!!!
James Peters: Bold team name huh Rich?
Rich Russillo: Bold, and also ironic. The first team these two compete against are quite possibly the biggest legends in the history of this business, fresh off of winning the Tag Team Championships; to say these two had their work cut out for them would be an understatement. But we’ve seen Ms. Extreme pull out all the stops, she competed in an incredible match at Revolt 1 that had quite a few people talking as well, and we all know what the Light Heavyweight Champion Hurricane Hawk has proven himself to be capable of – both in the past and in the present.
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: So in the ring now we have Impact starting things off with Hurricane Hawk, and the two champions tie horns here to set this thing off … Hawk’s got the height advantage, but Impact’s deceptively powerful in his own right, matching Hawk’s weight in muscle despite being a bit undersized… looks like Hawk has got Imp backed into the corner however, perhaps the leverage gave him more of an advantage than anticipated, and the referee counts away at Hawk after Imp calls over the ref to create space … Hawk reluctantly backs away … and Impact gives a loud and disrespectful shove, with those hands audibly slapping the chest of the Light Heavyweight Champion!
Rich Russillo: Impact adding insult to injury as well with a little bit of smack talk to come with it, and the two start to circle the ring again – UNTIL HAWK EXPLODES WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK! That’s got Imp scrambling across the ring, looking up at Hawk with a vile look of disdain, and after a brief moment Imp jumps up like he’s going to rush back in for the attack – only to fake Hawk out and tag in his partner, Mr. DEDEDE! The other half of the Tag Team Champions steps in, communicating with Imp, although I think I could read Imp’s lips, definitely not anything I’d like to repeat on air. DDD steps in the ring and faces off with Hawk, and these two most definitely have a long history together. A grin creeps on Hawk’s face as he competitively glares at his old mentor. If it feels like DDD’s trained half the industry, that’s because it’s probably true –
James Peters: Yeah no kidding, if he hasn’t trained ‘em he’s trained the person that’s trained ‘em. DDD and Hawk look like they’re gonna test the waters, jockeying for position,
Rich Russillo: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! DDD SPRINTS OVER AT MS. EXTREME AND KNOCKS HER OFF THE APRON WITH A PUNISHING BLOW! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
James Peters: Hawk rushes out of the ring to check on Ms. Extreme! DDD gets a warning from the ref although technically he didn’t break any rules. Extreme is down on the ground here holding her head, and Hawk’s right by her side checking on her condition after receiving an unconscionable cheap shot from the wily Mr. DEDEDE. But DDD’s following it up, he’s at ringside now and he sends blows to the head of Hurricane Hawk! Hawk fires back with a few rights of his own! The two of them are going at it here, but Impact rushes up to Hawk from behind with a rear waistlock, and he pulls Hawk away from DDD only for Hawk to send an elbow back at Imp! The ref is getting on the case of these men, ordering them to break up the fight, but DDD CLOCKS HAWK FROM BEHIND WITH A BRUTAL RIGHT FIST! AND DDD PULLS HAWK BACK UP FROM THE GROUND BEFORE FLINGING HIM SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Impact retreats to his corner, avoiding the ire of the referee and Mr. DEDEDE slings Hurricane Hawk back into the ring before following him back in and going for a cover.
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: Kick out by Hawk. DDD clamps down on the pressure by applying a rear chinlock on the grounded Hurricane Hawk just as Hawk attempts to push himself back up to a seated position. DDD not making the recovery easy for the Light Heavyweight Champion, but HH isn’t quite out of the fight, probably not even by a long shot. Hawk did however take a nasty collision into the barricade, and he’s fighting an uphill battle already in this match as a result of the two-on-one by the Liquid Swords. Hawk is working himself back up to a knee, and DDD continues to clamp on a side headlock to force Hawk to work for his leverage… however it looks like Hawk is mustering up enough strength to attempt a BACK SUPLEX! But DDD tightens up that grip even more and centers his gravity to get back onto his feet after temporarily leaving the ground. Hawk’s trying to pry DDD away from him, and DDD from behind hits a back kick to the midsection. DDD runs the ropes, and springs back to Hawk only for HH to VERTICALLY LEAP OVER DDD’S HEAD! DDD rebounds off the other ropes, jumps over Hawk who burpees down to the mat, and DDD runs into MS. EXTREME WHO MANAGES TO YANK DOWN THE RING ROPES, CAUSING DDD TO SPILL TO THE OUTSIDE! DDD hits the ground but doesn’t take too much damage, he’s already on his way to rush back into the ring – but Hawk catches him on the apron with a boot to the midsection! DDD’s hung over that middle rope!
James Peters: And Hawk’s got the front facelock on The Gawd, and is ready to drag him over the middle rope to deliver that HANGMAN’S DDT!!! BUT DDD SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SLING HIMSELF INTO THE RING AND OH SO SMOOTHLY MANEUVERS HIMSELF INTO THE SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP PIN! UNBELIEVABLE COUNTER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: Hawk kicks out! The two scramble back up, but DDD beats Hawk to his feet and pulls him in for the IMPALER!!! LIFTING IMPALER DDT ON ITS WAY …. BUT HAWK STANDS HIS GROUND, AND HOISTS DDD ONTO HIS SHOULDER TO DRIVE HIM INTO HIS OWN TEAM CORNER! Ms. Extreme tags herself in, and Hawk backs away from DDD allowing him to stumble out of the corner, holding the small of his back after hitting the turnbuckle hard, only to eat a BIG TIME DROPKICK SENDING DDD’S BODY CRASHING HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Ms. Extreme immediately rushes up to the top turnbuckle, and just as DDD can somehow even physically react to that big shot, Extreme delivers a DIVING WEST COAST POP FROM BEHIND!!! HURRICANRANA BEAUTIFULLY MANEUVERED FROM BEHIND INTO A PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOO-
James Peters: DDD kicks out! DDD immediately turns his body towards the direction of his partner, looking to possibly tag out, but Ms. Extreme delivers a ROUGH STOMP TO THE HAND OF DDD! DDD twists and holds his wrist in pain, now facing Hawk’s corner, and Extreme walks over towards Hawk – but not without STOMPING on DDD’s left arm! Now she tags Hawk in, and Extreme drags DDD by the boot closer to the center of the ring, all while Impact is hurling insults towards her – OH DDD SNEAKS IN A KICK TO THE FACE WHILE ON HIS BACK! BUT HAWK FOLLOWS UP WITH A STOMP TO THE PECTORAL MUSCLE! AND EXTREME FOLLOWS UP WITH A KICK TO THE FACE WITH MALICE, JUST AS DDD SITS UP TO HOLD HIS LEFT PEC! Now the two begin the process of “Jaywalking”, an innovative maneuver by the wrestling legend from Scarborough, Canada, and the two join forces to hit deliberate stomps to every open part of Mr. DEDEDE’s body! The official decides after about half a dozen stomps from each that it’s time for Extreme to get back to her corner, and Hawk finishes off with a BIG TIME KNEE DROP TO THE TEMPLE! And drops over him for a lateral press!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: DDD shoots the shoulder up! Impact was just a second from sprinting over to the center of the ring, but he steps back onto his corner and Hawk grabs a fist full of DDD’s hair, climbing to his own feet and pulling DDD up along with him, before going for what could be a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!! BUT DDD USES ALL HE HAS TO COUNTER IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! HAWK MANAGES TO COUNTER BY ATTEMPTING A SUNSET FLIP PIN, BUT HAWK INSTEAD GRABS BOTH LEGS WHILE DDD’S DOWN ON HIS BACK AND PUTS HIMSELF IN POSITION TO BE TAGGED IN BY MS. EXTREME WITH A BLIND TAG, BEFORE HITTING A BIG STOMP TO THE MIDSECTION! Ms. Extreme climbs up the corner, and Hawk readjusts before SLINGSHOTTING DDD INTO THE CORNER WHERE MS. EXTREME IS ON – BUT DDD COUNTERS WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE! Ms. Extreme is left seated on the top turnbuckle, and Hawk reaches over the ropes from the apron attempting to suplex DDD to the outside! BUT IN COMES IMPACT WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO KNOCK HURRICANE HAWK OFF THE APRON! DDD ESCAPED THAT SUPLEX ATTEMPT JUST IN TIME FOR IMP TO NAIL THAT PATENTED SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OF HIS, SPRINGING OFF OF ONE SET OF ROPES AND KNOCKING HAWK OFF THE PERPENDICULAR APRON!
James Peters: That’s the type of brilliance we’ve come to expect from Impact, and now it looks like Mr. DEDEDE will follow up by sluggishly climbing up the same turnbuckle as Ms. Extreme while Impact is back at his corner, and DDD hooks the arm … Extreme is fighting it, she’s definitely cognizant of the imminent danger she’s in, and she’s sending a few shots to the ribs, albeit to not much avail…. and DDD DELIVERS A VERTICAL SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!! HE NAILS IT, AND ROLLS THROUGH IT!!!! EGO DEATH DRIVER!!! MICHINOKU DRIVER RATTLES THE SPINE, AND A SEVERELY WEAKENED MR. DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG TO FOLLOW UP!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! That certainly takes quite a bit of heart to keep going after that, DDD barely has it in him to continue this fight! DDD rolls himself backwards over to his own partner and takes a well-deserved break, tagging himself up and rolling to the outside for a reprieve, and Impact circles a recovering Ms. Extreme before hitting a PUNT KICK STRAIGHT INTO THE RIBS! Extreme rolls over in a convenient position, and Impact springs onto the nearest set of ropes and delivers THE LIONSAULT!!! FLIGHT SIGHTS HITS …… NOTHING BUT KNEES!!! MS. EXTREME LIFTS THE KNEES, WITH TIMING THAT COULDN’T BE ANY BETTER, AND SHE EARNS HERSELF A CHANCE TO RECOVER! Hawk is at one knee at his corner, holding his jaw as you can see his lips got busted open pretty badly after that springboard dropkick by Impact. Speaking of Imp, he’s back on both feet and he rushes at a recovering Ms. Extreme looking for a BULLDOG! BUT CAM CARRIES IMP’S MOMENTUM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER, AND IMP HITS THE CORNER CROTCH-FIRST, BEING FORCED TO SADDLE THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Hawk steps over to Ms. Extreme from the apron and she tags him in, but follows up by stepping onto the apron herself and hits a RUNNING ENZUIGIRI, OVER THE ROPES, TO A STUNNED IMPACT STILL SADDLING THE CORNER! AND AS IMP FALLS BACK, HAWK CATCHES HIM UNDER THE ARM AND DELIVERS A SIDEWALK SLAM INTO A BACKBREAKER! That backbreaker had some height on it, can Hawk capitalize on the stunned Tag Team Champion?
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO-
James Peters: Imp with a shoulder up! Liquid Swords are being given one heck of a fight by the Legend Killas, and Hawk doesn’t look like he’s finished! Hawk drags Imp up to his feet by his hair, hooks him, and hits another BIG TIME BACKBREAKER – THIS TIME INTO THE KNEE! And Hawk stretches Impact out going for an abdominal stretch, that’s got excruciating pain written all over Imp’s face! Hurricane Hawk is showing up in tip top form ladies and gentlemen, this young man has executed every move perfectly, and Hawk – really Rich – is at that stage where he’s got the experience and in-ring prowess of a veteran, but is still a young man within his own right!
Rich Russillo: Hurricane Hawk has what quite a few wrestlers dream about, he has over a decade of experience, he has competed in high caliber matches and has experience under the white hot spotlight, yet he also has the youth and explosiveness. This kid broke into the business early and adapted when many others in his spot could have perished, and he may very well just be getting started on a run for the ages, JP. Impact seems to be fighting out of the hold, trying to claw at Hawk’s face and stomp down at Hawk’s boot, and he snatches one of the arms and attempts to shoot his bodyweight through the ropes! That sends Hawk flinging face first into the top rope, and gives Imp the chance to rush back at HH for a running forearm! Imp backs away again, and charges back at Hawk – but HAWK CATCHES HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDER! COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!!! BUT IMPACT HAMMERS AWAY ELBOW SHOTS TO THE TEMPLE, AND SLIDES DOWN HAWK’S BACK BEFORE CLIPPING ONE OF THE LEGS WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE! THAT CUTS HURRICANE HAWK DOWN IN SIZE!
James Peters: Impact follows up by sending Hawk into he and DDD’s corner with a HARD IRISH WHIP! Hawk hits that turnbuckle kidneys first, and drops to the mat holding the small of his back. Impact disrespectfully steps on and over Hawk’s head to walk over to his partner and tag DDD back in. DDD immediately opts to drop down to ringside on the left side of the turnbuckle, and Impact smacks Hawk around before pulling him up… and SLINGING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!! JESUS CHRIST! THAT SHOULDER JUST SMACKED RIGHT INTO THE POST SO HARD, WITH SO MUCH FORCE! Hawk slithers down from the corner and drops almost lifelessly down to ringside, holding that limp left shoulder! I don’t even know how Hawk is moving, but he’s actually on his feet… Mr. DEDEDE meanwhile is on the opposite side of the ringpost and takes a few steps backing away….
Rich Russillo: LOOK OUT!!!!! DDD SHOOTS HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES OF THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER, AND HITS A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!!!!!!!! RIDICULOUS SLINGSHOT SPEAR THROUGH THE CORNER, DRILLING THROUGH HURRICANE HAWK!!! IT’S INNOVATION LIKE THAT THAT HAS MADE MR. DEDEDE A STAPLE IN THIS INDUSTRY, WOW!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme steps into the ring and rushes right at DDD, and SHE SPRINTS THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!! THIS SENDS DDD FLYING OVER ONE OF THE ANNOUNCE DESKS HERE AT RINGSIDE, BUT DDD, WHAT!?!? HE STUCK THE LANDING!!! DDD TUMBLED OVER THE ANNOUNCE DESK AND LANDED ON HIS FEET, NOW IMPACT IS COMING RIGHT AFTER EXTREME, AND MS. EXTREME RETREATS BACK INTO THE RING! IMP FOLLOWS HER IN, CHASES HER ACROSS THE RING, BUT MS. EXTREME GOADS IMP INTO A HURRICANRANA – DUMPING HIM OVER THE ROPES AND CAUSING HIM TO SPILL OUT OF THE RING DOWN TO THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE RAMP! Ms. Extreme is pulling out all the stops! And as she re-enters the ring, she meets DDD head on who’s hot in pursuit – scratch that, she floors him with a basement dropkick! And follows up with a WICKED V-TRIGGER KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL!!! THAT’S GOT MR. DEDEDE STUNNED, AND EXTREME IS ABOUT TO FOLLOW UP WITH THE TWIST OF FATE!!!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT YANKS EXTREME AWAY BY HER HAIR, AND SENDS HER FLYING CLEAR ACROSS THE RING WITH A BEAL! The official gets into a shouting match with Impact, DEMANDING that he keep out of the ring, and Imp is justifying his actions arguing that Ms. Extreme started the exchange in the first place! BUT DDD ISN’T IN THE MOOD FOR MUCH TALKING, HE CHARGES ACROSS THE RING!!!! RRRRAPTUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!!! HELLUVA KICK TO THE CORNERED MS. EXTREME!!!! GOD AT THAT POINT THAT WAS DONE WITH STRAIGHT CONTEMPT, SOME OF THESE FANS ARE HORRIFIED BY THE SOUND OF THAT SHOT, HE MAY HAVE VERY WELL CAVED HER WHOLE FACE IN! AND LOOK AT THIS, DDD ISN’T EVEN FINISHED HERE, HE’S BACK AT HIS OWN CORNER DOWN TO A KNEE, STALKING, ON THE PROWL, WITH A GNASHING OF THE TEETH AND A FIRE IGNITED IN HIS EYES, DAMN NEAR READY TO JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN AS HE WAITS FOR MS. EXTREME TO ARISE ………. IMPACT CHEERING ON FROM THE SIDELINES, MS. EXTREME ISN’T EVEN THE LEGAL PERSON IN THE MATCH, THE OFFICIAL IS PLEADING FOR DDD TO CALL IT OFF, BUT DDD AT THIS POINT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOT TUNNEL VISION! ………..
( The crowd erupts, and Impact is seen being yanked off the apron by a leg and landing face first into the apron. )
James Peters: MS. EXTREME CAN BARELY DEFEND HERSELF, BUT SHE’S FOUND A WAY TO RECOVER!!!! DDD TAKES OFF!!!! WITH THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Rich Russillo: LEGACY CUTTER!!! HAWK BLINDSIDES MR. DEDEDE LITERALLY RIGHT AS HE LEAVES THE CORNER, AND DDD DOESN’T EVEN MAKE IT TWO STEPS BEFORE BEING PLANTED WITH THE RKO!!! HAWK ROLLS DDD OVER AND VALIANTLY HOOKS THE LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRR-
( DDD grabs a grip of the bottom rope, but the referee doesn’t see it. )
Ref: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! RING THE BELL!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Go Legend’ by Big Sean hits, and Hurricane Hawk sits up pumping his right fist in celebration while his left arm lays limp. )
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, MS. EXTREME AND HURRICANE HAWK, THE LEGEND KILLAAAASSSSS!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE LEGEND KILLAS HAVE DONE IT! WHAT A CLUTCH PERFORMANCE FROM HURRICANE HAWK, AND WHAT A GUTSY SHOWING FROM MS. EXTREME! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A DEBUT!
James Peters: WAIT JUST A DAMN SECOND, NO WAY! NO GODDAMN WAY! DDD HAD THE ROPES! IS THE REFEREE BLIND OR IS HE DUMB???
( A bewildered Impact calls for the ref, shouting at the top of his lungs and motioning to a motionless DDD who lays there with a hand still wrapped around the bottom rope. The official kneels over and engages in a debate with Impact, but Hawk and Extreme are in the ring as the main focus – hugging and celebrating. )
Rich Russillo: What the hell are you going on about?
James Peters: WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!? WHAT MATCH WERE YOU WATCHING!? WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE CHEERING!? AM I GOING CRAZY!? WATCH THE DAMN TAPE RICH!
( A replay airs during the celebration, clearly showing Hurricane Hawk yanking Impact off the apron while DDD was firing himself up for the spear, and just as DDD would take off Hawk planted him with the Legacy Cutter – however due to DDD’s close proximity with the ropes, he is seen being able to wrap his hand around the bottom rope just as Hurricane Hawk would pin him for the three – this is seen in multiple angles, due to DDD grabbing the ropes seemingly a nanosecond before the ref hit three. )
Rich Russillo: Uh, it’s obvious DDD grabbed the rope AFTER the three.
James Peters: NO…. HE GRABBED IT BEFORE! YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR THE REF’S HAND HIT THE MAT FOR THE THREE AFTER DDD’S ALREADY GRABBED THE ROPE. IT’S NULL AND VOID!
Rich Russillo: I think the ref is actually on my side! Maybe you’re right, I can see your point, but it’s not exactly like the decision can be overturned now.
James Peters: WHY!? HMM? EXPLAIN THAT TO ME RICH, WHY CAN’T THE DECISION BE OVERTURNED? LOOK AT THE DAMN TAPE! STOP THE MUSIC, STOP THE SHOW, AND REVIEW THE DAMN TAPE!
Rich Russillo: That’s just not how it goes, James! The referee’s decision is usually final in these instances, and besides, even you have gotta admit that was a close call. Tonight’s win puts the Legend Killas at the VERY LEAST among the top tier of contenders for the Revolt! Tag Team Championships, and I doubt DDD and Impact are going to let this die any time soon. For now however, Hurricane Hawk and Ms. Extreme can rest easy tonight – any doubts about their chemistry and ability to get it done in the ring have been just about squashed! You can just see the confidence on their faces, not only in their own abilities but in each other! These two walk away tonight with a big win over the Revolt Tag Team Champions!
( Impact is in the ring screaming at the referee, and DDD is on the apron still dazed and recovering from defeat. Hawk and Extreme are on the top of the ramp showing off to the crowd, proud of their big victory. )
(Camera fades to black and REVOLT! Logo Buzzes)