(EAW intro plays.)
(The shot opens to EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE standing outside of Vivint Arena. Dressed in a custom fitted, two-piece suit, Gawdzilla Pro N95 Mask around his face, he stoically gazes at the Reckless Wiring venue.)
Mr. DEDEDE: So often is the greatest epitome of success in our business synonymous with the purity of a victorious moment on a grand stage. To envision one’s future as standing atop the ropes, lifting their desires high into the sky, as the globe’s proverbial spotlight is focused on them, and only them.
(A small video package begins to play, featuring Dynasty’s champions in their winningest moments to date, before slowly dissolving back to Mr. DEDEDE.)
Mr: DEDEDE: It’s what so many crave, so many cannot live without. However, there’s only room for a select few at the top. Only the elite manage to persevere through challenge, after challenge, after challenge. Champions and challengers alike, both would fight tooth and nail to reach the top, or to stay there. Both would drag their bodies through the unimaginable, through the abominable to see their conquest’s end.
(Mr. DEDEDE faces the camera.)
Mr. DEDEDE: They say only the dead leave war and tonight, such will be true to the fullest, most gruesome extent. No elitist will truly be the same after what’s in store for them. Tonight will bear host to moments that will live forever in the halls of EAW history, and in the heart’s of its competitors.
Mr: DEDEDE: Tonight…
(The shot fades to Lethal Consequences, alone in a spotlight.)
Lethal Consequences: Tonight, we grace the dome of literal death.
(Now fading to Limmy Monaghan.)
Limmy Monaghan: Tonight, we crawl through the pit of nightmares
(Miku-Sakai and Hikari Kanno of IDOL-GUN are shown.)
IDOL-GUN: Tonight, we walk through the fires of hell.
(Andre Walker is shown holding his title.)
Andre Walker: Tonight, we will fight to our dying breath. We will battle for the legacies we’ve created, and fall by the sword of our willingness to live for everything we hold dear. The championships that we alone are left to represent. That we must fight and die for.
(The shot fades once more to Lethal Consequences.)
Lethal Consequences: Tonight, we stand tall as champions, or we are immortalized as legends.
Lethal Consequences: Though as all legends once did, we must stand toe-to-toe with our greatest foes to date. Those who seek to claim greatness for themselves, and sit atop the mantle of EAW. The men and women who look to call themselves champions, and will do the unthinkable to attain what they desire.
(Lethal Consequences raises the EAW World Heavyweight Championship up to his face.)
Lethal Consequences: Tonight, they’re going to have to.
(Xander Payne is shown in the spotlight.)
Xander Payne: Only one of us can claim the title of champion, only one of us will survive the dome of death.)
(Chris Elite and Adam Lucas are shown in a side-by-side shot.)
Adam Lucas: Only one man will drag himself from that pit.
Chris Elite: Two bozos will be left dead, one elitist will reign supreme.
(Maxwell and Donovan Duke, standing beside Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith are shown.)
Maxwell: Only one force can be the ravaging fire among EAW’s starving village, only one team will wipe the slate clean and claim the titles for themselves.
Donovan Duke: One team will stand victorious, cementing themselves as EAW’s true breakout tag team stars.
(Jonny Airhart is shown.)
Jonny Airhart: Only one of us can bow as the prince, and stand tall as the king. There can only be one new breed of competition in EAW.
(Every competitor is shown once more standing in the spotlight, it fades to black, then opening to Lethal Consequences once again.)
Lethal Consequences: Tonight is war, death, brutality, and hellfire. In the end, it becomes legacy, magnificence, and history.
(The shot fades to black and Mr. DEDEDE is shown one final time.)
Mr. DEDEDE: The power was in your hands and you have spoken. Ladies and gentleman, tonight is Reckless Wiring!
(Pyro begins to fire off from all sides inside of the Vivint Area in Salt Lake City, Utah. The socially distanced crowd erupts in cheers, ‘CANCELLED’ by slowthai rings throughout the arena as strobes of lights light up the entrance ramp and stage. The Dynasty commentary team of Jake Mercer, Flannery McCoy, and Stew-O are shown sitting at the announcers table.)
Flannery McCoy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE VIVINT ARENA, IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH! HOME TO TONIGHT’S FREE-PER-VIEW EVENT, THE DYNASTY EXCLUSIVE, RECKLESSSS WIRINGGGGGGG!!!!
Jake Mercer: YESSIRRR!!! Man, I cannot wait for what we have in store tonight! Quite possibly one of the most cruel and gruesome Free-Per-View events we’ve ever seen! The power was in the people’s hands, and they took full advantage of it! You all voted on the stipulations for these matches, you didn’t disappoint!
Stew-O: Indeed, they didn’t! Tonight, Lethal Consequences defends his World Heavyweight title against Xander Payne in a Dome of Death match! We’ve got IDOL-GUN against Insurgency in a Ring of Fire!! Andre Walker defends his New Breed title against Jonny Airhart in a Taipei Deathmatch! We’ve got thumbtacks, light tubes, nails, fight pits! Every championship is on the line, suffice to say, I think we’re in for a violent night!
Flannery McCoy: Championship matches, Drake King and Impact, Mr. DEDEDE and Jake Smith, we’ve got it all! You couldn’t have asked for anything bigger!
Jake Mercer: Pause.
Flannery McCoy: You know what I mean, you scallywag!
Jake Mercer: You’ve been hanging around Ronan Malosi too much.
Flannery McCoy: Either way, we come to you live with an absolutely unreal card tonight, and the action is kicking off right now!
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Out steps Chris Elite as he looks focused and ready to add another piece of gold to his resume. Elite doesn’t acknowledge the crowd whatsoever and makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a triple threat Fight Pit Match for the EAW PURE Championship!! Now the rules are as follows. We will have three participants in the match. The only way to win is by submission inside of the pit, where the first person to make one of his opponents tap out will win the match. Introducing first.. From Brooklyn, New York! Weighing in at 210lbs.. GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS!! CHRIS ELITE!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite looks extremely focused right now, and that’s exactly what he needs seeing how there is a third member to this match. Three people in a match where the first person that scores a submission wins is a tough match to win, and you add in the fact that you can’t leave the pit at all makes this even more challenging.
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite’s focus is what’s going to take him far in this match. He’s not acknowledging anything or anyone right now. I wouldn’t be surprised if he stopped all communication with his homies these past few weeks in order to prepare for this match. Banning himself from anything except the thought of winning this match right here!
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits, as the audience erupts into cheers. Adam Lucas steps out onto the stage with a smile on his face as he’s excited and ready to get this match going. He marches his way down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From New York!! Weighing in at 231lbs.. THE NEXT LEVEL!! ADAM LUCAS!!
Stew-O: Now Adam Lucas was inserted into this match after we found out that MITSUBACHI was unable to make it back into the United States due to covid restrictions. The original match he was set to compete in tonight was supposed to be a number one contenders match for the PURE title, but tonight he gets his shot thanks to Mr. DEDEDE on Dynasty.
Flannery: And boy does he look ready! I’m looking forward to seeing how he performs tonight.
(‘Attack on Titan’ by Hiroyuki Sawano hits, as the crowd goes back into boos. Limmy Monaghan steps out onto the stage with his EAW PURE Championship, and looks at both Chris Elite and Adam Lucas with his nose in the air as if he is the king and better than both competitors standing in that ring. Limmy continues down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Glasgow Scotland.. Weighing in at 218lbs.. He is THE PURE KING!!! THE EAW PURE CHAMPION!! LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!
Stew-O: The PURE King. That’s a name that Limmy has earned throughout the course of this PURE Championship reign that started when he defeated Dray Fontana a while back. Limmy is as confident as ever, and even with the last minute adjustment for this match by adding in Adam Lucas, I think he’s more than ready to take on the challenge at hand!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell! Chris Elite, Adam Lucas, and Limmy Monaghan are all set and ready to go inside this fight pit ring. And look! It’s Chris Elite who takes immediate action and goes in for a running forearm onto the champion, Limmy Monaghan! It connects and sends Limmy back against the cage wall of this fight pit! Elite now connecting with strikes to the midsection of Limmy as Limmy stays leaned up against the cage! But wait a second! Adam Lucas wants to join in on the fun, as he gets from behind Chris Elite, grabs him by the arm, and turns him all the way around! Elite responds with a quick forearm shot! No! Adam Lucas dodges the attack, gets a hold of Chris Elite, and takes him down hard with a hip toss!! Chris Elite slams his back hard against the ring mat, as he clutches at his back in pain! Meanwhile, Adam Lucas turns his attention towards Limmy Monaghan, and delivers a massive kick to the midsection!! Monaghan grabs at his abdomen in pain, but as he does that, it’s Adam Lucas who turns Monaghan and wraps his arms around his waist. It looks like Adam Lucas is going for a german suplex!!!
Flannery McCoy: Think again, Stew! Look closely. It seems as if Limmy is holding onto the cage walls with his hand, and even slipped his boot into one of the holes as well in order to stop Lucas’ suplex! Smart thinking by the champion! Adam Lucas is frustrated now, as he switches from a german suplex to a back suplex, but that only allows Limmy to grab a hold of the cage walls with both hands now!! Adam tries to lift Limmy up, but it’s no use!! Limmy releases the cage wall with his left hand.. AND DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS!! WOW!! WHAT A SHOT!!! Lucas just got nailed right in the face, and that forces him to release Limmy Monaghan. Adam Lucas turns around in pain as he clutches at his mouth.. BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE ONTO ADAM LUCAS!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS!!!
Stew-O: Adam Lucas instantly drops down to the canvas of the ring, rolls out of the way, and off to the side of this fight pit. Meanwhile, Chris Elite looks up at Limmy Monaghan as Monaghan turns around and sees Chris Elite standing in the center of the ring while he remains by the cage wall. Tension begins to brew between these two as this was the original match that was set for the title before Mr. DEDEDE inserted Adam Lucas into it. Here we go!! Chris Elite charges in at Limmy Monaghan with a running jumping knee against the cage wall!! NO!! Limmy combat rolls out of the way as.. Chris Elite catches himself against the cage walls!! He has his boots hooked into the cage while his hands grip the fight pit walls.. What’s this?? Chris Elite now uses his strength and propels himself up to the top platform of this fight pit! He looks over his shoulder and sees Limmy Monaghan below him in the center of the ring… AND CHRIS ELITE MOONSAULTS DOWN TO LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy side steps out of the way!! Chris Elite lands on his feet though!! Incredible athleticism, but that landing definitely takes him off balance!! AND THAT LEAVES THE CHAMPION OPEN TO CONNECT WITH A SPINNING BACK GUT KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF CHRIS ELITE! Elite bends over in absolute pain, but Limmy instantly pulls him in, and lifts him up into a powerbomb position!! AND LIMMY TAKES CHRIS ELITE DOWN WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! THE SOUND OF HIS BODY CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE MAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THIS ARENA!! Monaghan gets back up to his feet, and begins walking towards Adam Lucas who is just now getting up to his hands and knees with assistance coming from the fit pit wall. Lucas gets to his feet.. BUT IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A RUNNING GUT KICK TO THE STOMACH OF ADAM LUCAS!! AND THAT KICK SHOVES LUCAS RIGHT INTO THE CAGE WALL, AND THE IMPACT DROPS LUCAS DOWN TO THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: That’s it Limmy! The champion is showing why he’s the champion with the ruthlessness he’s been displaying in his attacks. This is exactly what we need here in the Impact Zone!
Stew-O: Monaghan grabs a hold of Lucas by the cage wall of the pit. He wraps his arms around his body.. DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! IT CONNECTS AND SLAMS LUCAS RIGHT BACK INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Monaghan is in full control, as he makes his way over to Adam Lucas’ legs. LEG STOMP BY MONAGHAN!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!!! All three stomps raining down onto the left leg of Lucas!! Adam Lucas clutches at his leg in pain, as Monaghan steps his way over to Chris Elite who has just gotten up to his hands and knees! WAIT NO!! MONAGHAN DROPS HIS ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE, AND THAT SENDS HIM BACK DOWN FLAT AGAINST THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: That was one of the more powerful elbow drops I’ve seen. Adam’s elbow drop is good, but it’s nothing compared to the elbow drops seen in NJAW back in the mid-90s.
Flannery McCoy: NJAW?
Jake Mercer: New Japan Answers Wrestling.
Stew-O: Hold on! Look at what’s happening inside of the fight pit!! Limmy Monaghan hooks his legs in with Chris Elites, then goes for the head!! STF! THE STF IS LOCKED IN ON CHRIS ELITE!! MONAGHAN IS SQUEEZING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!! HE’S TRYING TO MAKE CHRIS ELITE TAP OUT SO THAT HE CAN RETAIN HIS PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!! ELITE IS TRYING TO BREAK THE GRIP AROUND HIS HEAD!! HE CAN’T BREATHE!! MEANWHILE, MONAGHAN IS DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN TO FINISH THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE!! HE’S GOING FOR THE SUBMISSION..
Jake Mercer: BUT ADAM LUCAS GETS TO HIS FEET AND SHOVES LIMMY MONAGHAN OFF OF CHRIS ELITE TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION HOLD!! Chris Elite is down and out, as Adam Lucas makes his way towards Limmy Monaghan, and stomps down onto his body before he is even able to get back up!! Lucas keeps Monaghan grounded, as he continues to stomp down onto his body, then down onto his legs!! HARD STOMP TO THE SIDE OF THE KNEE BY LUCAS!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Adam Lucas now grabs a hold of Limmy’s legs.. AND LOCKS IN THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: ADAM LUCAS IS APPLYING SO MUCH PRESSURE TO THE LEG OF MONAGHAN!! IT MUST FEEL LIKE IT’S GOING TO BREAK!! MONAGHAN IS TRYING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO BREAK OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION HOLD! BUT LUCAS APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE BY ELEVATING HIMSELF!! HE’S GOING TO MAKE THE CHAMPION TAP OUT RIGHT HERE!!
Stew-O: Wait a second Flannery!! It’s Chris Elite!! He’s gotten back up to his feet, and stomps down onto the leg lock in order to break the submission move!! Limmy instantly gets his legs free, as he grabs at them in pain. Meanwhile, it’s Adam Lucas who grabs at his legs as well since they hurt after Elite stomped down onto them. Limmy tries to work up to his feet, but instantly drops down as his legs are done for a bit. Elite turns his head towards Lucas, and Lucas is seen getting up to his feet slowly. Once there, Lucas stumbles on his feet a little bit.. AND ELITE WITH A RIGHT HAND PUNCH!! NOW A LEFT!! A SHOOT KICK FROM CHRIS ELITE NOW!! HE THEN FOLLOWS UP WITH A BACKFIST ACROSS THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS!! Lucas nearly drops to mat, but manages to remain standing.. BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE CHRIS ELITE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE LARIAT ANYWAYS!!! That’s the Five Borough Combo!!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan is seen scooting himself back, as he gets to the side of the fight pit wall. He grabs at the cage, and tries to pull himself up.. HAWK EM!! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE BY CHRIS ELITE ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AGAINST THE CAGE WALL!! Monaghan drops down to the canvas hard as Elite stares down at him. Chris looks up at the top platform of the fight pit, then back down to his two opponents who are definitely not in the best shape right now. Elite makes his way over to Limmy, and drags his body to the center of the ring. He then turns around, and grabs Adam’s body and drags it right beside Limmy’s! Chris Elite looks back up at that platform, then runs to the side of the fight pit. He climbs up the cage walls like he’s Tobey McGuire Spiderman in the scene where he climbs up the wall after beating the snot out of Flash!!
Jake Mercer: :wow: The Flash is a totally different superhero than Spiderman.
Stew-O: Elite now gets up onto the top platform! He looks down at both Limmy Monaghan and Adam Lucas who lay right beside each other in the center of the ring!! Chris Elite is thinking big! 450 SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE FIGHT PIT BY CHRIS ELITE!!!
Jake Mercer: HE MISSES!!
Flannery McCoy: YEAH!! CHRIS ELITE ACTUALLY MISSED THE 450 SPLASH, AS ADAM LUCAS AND LIMMY MONAGHAN ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!
Jake Mercer: That was more like a 450 Belly Splash if you ask me. And it had to hurt. He had no way to break his fall or take away some of the damage from that landing.
Stew-O: Chris Elite is down, as we can see both Adam Lucas and Limmy Monaghan sitting against the Fight Pit walls at other ends of the ring. Adam and Limmy both reach up and grab the cage to help them up to their feet. They step towards each other in the center of the ring.. AND LIMMY MONAGHAN SHOVES ADAM LUCAS!! Lucas takes a hard step back, as Limmy put a lot of force into that shove.. Lucas looks out to the arena, then back over to Limmy Monaghan.. There is a smirk on Lucas’ face.. AND HE RESPONDS WITH A HARD SHOVE OF HIS OWN BACK TO LIMMY MONAGHAN!! Monaghan staggers back, then makes his way back over to Adam Lucas. Limmy looks down at Chris Elite, then back up at Adam Lucas with a smirk on his face. He grabs Chris Elite by the head, lifts it up, and then slams his face right into the canvas of the ring with so much force!! Limmy steps back, rubs his nose, then looks down at Chris Elite then back up at Monaghan. I think these guys both have the same thing in mind, as Adam Lucas reaches down and grabs Chris Elite by the head!! He lifts it up.. AND THEN SLAMS CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF HE MAT EVEN HARDER THAN LIMMY MONAGHAN DID!!
Jake Mercer: This looks like a good ol’ Anything you can do, I can do better!! Adam Lucas now smirks out at Monaghan, then gestures for him to try and one up him. Monaghan looks pretty annoyed by the fact that Lucas slammed Chris’ head harder than he did moments ago, and so he grabs Chris Elite by the head again! He lift’s Chris’ head up.. THEN SLAMS CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING EVEN HARDER THAN ADAM LUCAS DID!! Monaghan smiles out to Adam Lucas, but ADAM LUCAS INSTANTLY GRABS CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD AND SLAMS IT UP AGAINST THE RING AGAIN!! THIS TIME IT’S EVEN HARDER THAN LIMMY’S!!! LIMMY CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND AGAIN RESPONDS BY ONE UPPING ADAM LUCAS ONCE MORE WITH AN EVEN HARDER HEAD SLAM TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! It’s back and forth between these two, and now Adam Lucas grabs Elite by the head again!! He lifts it up..
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD SLIPS FROM OUT OF ADAM LUCAS’ HANDS!! Chris Elite is bald, so the sweat on his head makes it extra slippery and hard to keep a hold of. It’s not like he has a full head of hair like his two opponents do!
Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan looks down at Chris Elite, then back up at Adam Lucas. Monaghan begins to laugh as it is clear that he won the battle of slamming Chris Elite’s head. Monaghan continues to laugh.. BUT ADAM LUCAS CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF LIMMY!! Limmy is sent backwards as he hits the cage wall and bounces back towards Adam Lucas.. SPINEBUSTER!!! ADAM LUCAS JUST SPINEBUSTERED LIMMY MONAGHAN RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE!!!
Stew-O: Adam Lucas now reaches down and grabs Monaghan by the legs. He pulls his body off of Chris Elite’s. Adam now locks his legs in with Monaghan’s, and begins to turn the champion over.. SHARPSHOOTER!! THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS IN TREMENDOUS PAIN!! IT’S INTENSE, BUT ADAM LUCAS WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE IN THE POSITION THAT HE’S IN RIGHT NOW!! He has the champion broken and screaming in pain, while Chris Elite is still down in the center of the ring after his head was just used as a medicine ball to perform ball slams! LUCAS CONTINUES TO WRENCH BACK ON THE SPINE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!! HE ALMOST HAS HIS BROKEN IN HALF!! THIS MAN WENT FROM COMPETING IN NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH TO SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO THE TITLE SHOT, AND HE’S MAKING THE MOST OF IT RIGHT HERE AS HE HAS THE CHAMPION NEARLY GIVING UP!! Limmy Monaghan is trying to press his chest off of the ground to take some pressure off of his lower back!! He’s now army crawling over to the side of the Fight Pit! The Champion is almost there as he forces Adam Lucas to back pedal with him!! Monaghan reaches his arm out.. AND GRABS THE CAGE!! And what’s this!?! HE PULLS HIMSELF IN, AS ADAM HITS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAINST THE CAGE WALL OF THE FIGHT PIT!! Adam releases the sharpshooter and clutches at the back of his head in pain as he leans back against the wall. Limmy Monaghan pulls himself up to his feet as he clutches at his lower back in pain, but he steps in front of Adam Lucas and connects with a pele kick!!! That kick catches Lucas right across the face and sends him back against the cage wall of the pit! Adam Lucas groggily steps towards Limmy Monaghan, as Monaghan delivers a powerful headbutt that lands directly into the sternum of Adam Lucas!! Another by Monaghan, and this headbutt sends Lucas right into the cage wall!! Lucas bounces back from the impact.. AND WALKS RIGHT INTO THE ARMOR BREAKER!! A SUPERKICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN THAT SENDS HIM STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: Monaghan wants nothing more than to leave this arena STILL as the PURE Champion. He was definitely in a horrible situation moments ago, but he’s found his way back in this match! Monaghan walks over to the downed Adam Lucas who has gotten himself into a seated position against the cage walls. And now it’s Monaghan who is raining down punches onto Adam Lucas!! Lefts and rights are being thrown by Monaghan as Lucas has no choice but to take the beating!! This is Monaghan giving Adam Lucas the title match that he’s been wanting! Limmy is bringing the fight right now!!
Stew-O: Wait, from behind!! It’s Chris Elite!! He turns Monaghan around.. THE DICK EATERY STOPPER!! MIKE TYSON UPPERCUT BY CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Chris Elite drops down to his knee as well, as he’s still recovering from the head slams from earlier. He rises back up to his feet, then grabs Adam Lucas from the corner and lifts him up to his feet!! Elite now raises Adam up onto his shoulder, as he charges towards the Cage Wall!! 44 BULLDOG!! THE LAWN DART BY CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS AS HE TOSSES ADAM LUCAS HEAD FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE PIT WALL!! Lucas stands groggy and is barely able to remain on his feet! Chris Elite then grabs a hold of Limmy Monaghan and irish whips him towards another cage wall!! Monaghan hits the cage hard, then slowly steps back towards Chris Elite who is already charging right at him.. ALMIGHTY PUSH!! THE POUNCE CONNECTS ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AS HE IS DRILLED AND SENT RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF ADAM LUCAS AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AT CHRIS ELITE’S FEET!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite instantly drops down as he locks in a headlock on Limmy Monaghan. Again, the only way that you can win a match like this is by submission or knockout inside of the pit! Chris Elite is trying to get the submission with this headlock. We all know that he isn’t the most technical wrestler in this company, and that he has more of a high flying offense, but he’s trying to make it work tonight in order to win the PURE Championship!! Elite squeezes the head of Limmy Monaghan, as Monaghan slowly fights his way up to his knees, then up to his feet!! Chris Elite still keeps his headlock locked in, but Monaghan lifts Chris up.. AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite is down!! Meanwhile, Adam Lucas has gotten back up to his feet. Limmy Monaghan rises up as well, and turns his head to Adam Lucas. Both men go right at each other and tie up in the center of the ring. Adam Lucas is a very technical wrestler, and this PURE Championship would surely suit him, however, Limmy Monaghan will do whatever he can to make sure that never happens! These two are locked up, but instantly it’s Adam Lucas who shoots in for a sweep single!! He grabs the right leg of Limmy Monaghan and raises it up in the air!! Monaghan is bouncing on one leg, as Adam tries to trip Monaghan down to the mat, but Monaghan hops over the trip, then whips his leg out of Adam Lucas’ arms! Limmy then shoots in for a double leg, then lifts Adam Lucas in the air, before slamming Lucas down to the mat!! WAIT!! ADAM LUCAS HIT A SWITCH ON THE LANDING, AND ENDED UP ON TOP OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!! Lucas wraps his arms around the head of Limmy Monaghan now.. AND HE LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!! ADAM LUCAS HAS THE SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN ON LIMMY MONAGHAN AS HE LAYS ON TOP OF HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas turns onto his side, as he still has Limmy caught in this sleeper hold. Limmy is trying to fight the grip of Adam Lucas, but it’s no use!! The champion might be fading!! He might be losing it!!
Stew-O: No! I don’t think so Flannery!! Limmy Monaghan turns onto his hands and knees, as Adam Lucas remains on his back, trying to get the champion to submit. Monaghan continues to work up, as he gets to his feet!! The fight being shown by the champion right now is incredible!! He is barely able to breathe, yet he managed to get back up to his feet with a 230lbs man on his back, trying to choke him out!! Monaghan now sprints backwards.. AND SLAMS ADAM LUCAS BACK FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL OF THE FIGHT PIT!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ADAM LUCAS IS STILL HANGING ON!!
Stew-O: That collision may have loosened the grip on Limmy’s head and neck, but it wasn’t enough to break the grip that Adam Lucas had on him!! AND ADAM LUCAS READJUSTS, AND TIGHTENS HIS HOLD ON LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! MONAGHAN DROPS TO HIS KNEE, AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE FADING!! Wait no!! He’s fighting his way back up!! The Champion isn’t giving up right now, as he gets back up to both feet.. AND HE RUNS BACKWARDS INTO THE FIGHT PIT CAGE AGAIN!! ADAM COLLIDES WITH THE CAGE, BUT REMAINS HOLDING ONTO THAT SLEEPER HOLD!! But look!! Limmy Monaghan uses the momentum from backing into the cage walls.. AND HE RUNS AND LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH ADAM LUCAS BEING SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN!! Lucas releases the submission hold and rolls off to the side of the fight pit!
Flannery McCoy: These guys have been fighting with everything they have! They know that they need to get that first submission, but each and every person in this match is too determined to tap out and quit. It’s a battle of who wants it the most, but also who can take advantage of the opportunities set in front of them during this match, because the window to submit your opponent is small due to there being a third individual who will break the submission hold if even they aren’t broken down enough in this match..
Stew-O: IT’S CHRIS ELITE!! HE’S GOTTEN UP AND MADE HIS WAY TO LIMMY MONAGHAN!! RANSOM!! THE KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN ON THE REIGNING PURE CHAMPION!! LIMMY HAD BARELY ANY TIME TO RECOVER FROM THE SLEEPER HOLD, AND NOW HE’S LOCKED IN THE RANSOM!! CHRIS ELITE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF BOTH OPPONENTS BEING DOWN, AS HE TRIES TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE IN ORDER TO ADD THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP TO HIS ALREADY IMPRESSIVE RESUME!! Chris Elite is going to do it!! He’s going to make Limmy Monaghan tap out!! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: Not quite Stew!! Look at Limmy!! The fight and the heart of the reigning PURE Champion is on display right now, as he grabs a hold of Chris Elite, and gets up to his knees!! What’s this!?!? He adjusts Chris Elite’s body.. AND GETS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! THIS IS ALL WILLPOWER THAT IS ON DISPLAY BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!! NO MAN CAN WITHSTAND BACK TO BACK SUBMISSIONS LIKE THAT AND STILL FIND THE STRENGTH TO LIFT ANOTHER GROWN MAN UP FROM THE GROUND IN POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is going to slam Chris Elite down into the canvas of the ring!!! Wait.. CHRIS ELITE IS THROWING PUNCHES DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF LIMMY MONAGHAN RIGHT NOW!! Rights and Lefts are being thrown, as Limmy Monaghan gets backed up against the cage wall of the fight pit!! Chris Elite continues to throw punches, but LIMMY GOES FOR HIS POWER BOMB!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! CHRIS ELITE GRABS A HOLD OF THE CAGE WALL AND PREVENTS LIMMY FROM POWERBOMBING HIM TO THE MAT!! Chris Elite keeps hold of the cage wall, and gets his legs off of Limmy’s shoulders, then drills him in the face with a powerful knee while hanging from the top of the cage wall!! Limmy clutches at his nose in pain, as Chris Elite pulls himself up and gets to the top of the Fight Pit as he stands on the upper level platform above the pit!!
Stew-O: AND INSIDE THE PIT IT’S ADAM LUCAS WHO CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A STINGER SPLASH ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AGAINST THE CAGE WALLS!! Limmy Monaghan is groggy and slowly steps towards Adam Lucas who kicks him in the stomach and pulls him in.. SNAP DDT BY ADAM LUCAS ON THE CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: The champion is absolutely out of it right now, as Adam Lucas looks up at Chris Elite who is standing at the top of the Fight Pit. It looks like Adam is telling Chris to get back inside of the pit and stop playing scared!! This Adam Lucas really wants to fight to keep going, but he knows that can’t happen with Chris Elite standing off to the side. He needs both opponents to be taken care of before he can truly secure the submission victory over one of them. If someone is still standing, then the submission will most definitely be broken by them.
Stew-O: Well it looks like Adam Lucas is going to take care of that problem now, as he begins to climb up to the cage walls of the fight pit since Chris Elite wasn’t listening to his request of getting back inside!! Adam Lucas now gets up to the top platform and gets to his feet.. BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! ADAM LUCAS DUCKED UNDERNEATH THE LEG AND GOT BEHIND CHRIS ELITE!! GERMAN SUPLEX AT THE TOP OF THE PLATFORM BY ADAM LUCAS, AS HE SLAMS CHRIS ELITE RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED PLATFORM ABOVE THE RING!! That’s the thing about these fight pits. Unlike a regular steel cage match, not only do you have to win by submission inside the pit, but if you decide to climb up onto the platform above, you actually have space to fight unlike your traditional steel cage matches. This is why I enjoy matches here in the impact zone!!
Flannery McCoy: Stop saying Impact. Zone. This is Elite Answers Wrestling!
Jake Mercer: Yep, named after the great Chris Elite in-
Stew-O: HOLD THAT THOUGHT!! ADAM LUCAS JUST LIFTED CHRIS ELITE UP AND SLAMMED HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN INTO THE PLATFORM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! Elite is down as he rolls over and onto his hands and knees. Adam Lucas gets back up to his feet and grabs Elite by the tights. Lucas faces Chris towards the fight pit and is attempting to toss him back inside, but Chris Elite is pushing back at the edge of the pit to prevent himself from getting thrown 10-15 feet down to the ring!! Elite now with a back elbow to the midsection of Adam!! Another!! And another!! Adam Lucas now releases his grip on Chris Elite, as he backs away from the edge. Elite also gets away from the edge and stands up right in front of Adam Lucas!! DREAMING!!! AXE KICK BY CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS ONTO ADAM LUCAS, AS ADAM FALLS OFF TO HIS SIDE ON THE TOP PLATFORM!! If Adam fell the other way, he most certainly would have dropped right into the pit. Luckily that wasn’t the case this time!! However, this still leaves Chris Elite open to striking Adam, as he connects with multiple stomps down onto the body of his opponent!! Chris Elite now grabs Adam, and lifts him up to his feet. He grabs him by the tights and hair, and runs towards the edge of platform!! AND CHRIS ELITE GOES TO TOSS ADAM LUCAS FROM OFF OF THE PLATFORM AND BACK INTO THE PIT!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Adam Lucas fights it off by planting his foot into the ground and stopping that forward momentum back into the fight pit!! Back elbow now!! This time it’s coming from Adam Lucas! Another! And another!! Chris Elite backs away from Adam Lucas now, as both men begin trading punches at the top of the platform!! RIGHT HAND BY CHRIS ELITE!! LEFT HAND BY ADAM LUCAS!!! RIGHT BY CHRIS!!! LEFT BY ADAM!! FOREARM BY CHRIS!! LEG KICK BY ADAM!! BACK AND FORTH THEY GO, BUT NEITHER MAN IS FALLING!! THESE TWO WANT THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP AND KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO TAKE THE OTHER OUT!! CHRIS ELITE WITH THE OPEN YA MATA!! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!!
Stew-O: NO!! ADAM LUCAS REVERSES IT INTO A POP UP POWERBOMB!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND HE POWERBOMBS CHRIS ELITE ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP OF THE PLATFORM AND DOWN TO THE RING ABOUT 15 FEET BELOW!! CHRIS ELITE IS DONE FOR AND MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF RIGHT NOW AFTER THAT LANDING!! Adam Lucas may have the most destructive Pop Up Power Bomb that I’ve ever seen! And he delivered it from all the way at the top of that Fight Pit!!
Stew-O: Adam drops down to one knee now, as he is clearly hitting his limits in this match. He then makes his way over to the side of the Cage and begins to climb back down.. But wait!! It’s Limmy Monaghan!! He’s gotten back up to his feet, and he gets his head between the legs of Adam Lucas!! Lucas notices this as he gets in shock!! It’s The powerbomb position!!! Anything you can do, I can do better, and it looks like Limmy Monaghan is going to take Lucas for a ride with a powerbomb!!
Jake Mercer: No!! Lucas has a hold of the cage walls again, and he’s using them to prevent himself from getting slammed!! Limmy Monaghan is desperately trying to break Adam’s grip on the cage walls, as he continues to try and forcefully pull Adam away from the cage!! Adam isn’t releasing though!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A LOW PUNCH TO THE BACK WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AS HE KEEPS HOLD OF ADAM LUCAS WITH HIS LEFT!! ANOTHER CLUB BY LIMMY MONAGHAN, AS THAT ONE HURTS SO MUCH THAT ADAM LUCAS RELEASES HIS GRIP ON THE CAGE WALL!!! AND LIMMY MONAGHAN TAKES ADAM LUCAS STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A POWERBOMB!!!!! THE POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS ADAM LUCAS IS SENT RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING AT FULL SPEED AND FULL FORCE!!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS HIS TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!! HE LOCKED IT IN JUST AS HE HIT THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! In order for him to do that, he needed to brace himself and take advantage of the situation that he was in, and now he has the champion in a scary position here in this title match!! Limmy Monaghan is flailing his arms and trying to get himself out of this triangle choke!! He’s in a horrible situation, as Adam Lucas continues to pull his head in tight!! The amount of pressure that Adam Lucas is applying is unimaginable right now, as we can see Limmy Monaghan on the brink of tapping out!!
Stew-O: THIS IS NOT WHERE THE PURE CHAMPION WANTS TO BE!! THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR LIMMY MONAGHAN, AND ADAM LUCAS CAN SENSE THE DANGER THAT LIMMY MONAGHAN IS FEELING RIGHT NOW, AS HE CONTINUES TO TIGHTEN THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE!! LIMMY MONAGHAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S FADING!! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO PASS OUT!! THE REFEREE STEPS OVER TO CHECK HIM OUT..
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH WHATEVER STRENGTH HE CAN MUSTER MANAGES TO DELIVER A RIGHT HAND RIGHT INTO THE UPPER CHEST OF ADAM LUCAS!!! NOW A LEFT!! AND A RIGHT!! ADAM LUCAS CONTINUES TO SQUEEZE THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD, AS LIMMY MONAGHAN CONTINUES TO THROW PUNCHES!! SOME OF THEM ARE CONNECTING ONTO THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS, BUT ADAM IS EATING THOSE PUNCHES AND HAS HIS EYES LOCKED IN ON THE PRIZE!! ADAM WANTS TO WALK OUT AS THE NEW PURE CHAMPION, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY PUNCHES LIMMY MONAGHAN THROWS, HE ISN’T RELEASING THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wait!! Look!! Limmy Monaghan is still fighting!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN GRABS ADAMS LEGS, AND SLOWLY WORKS UP TO HIS FEET!! LIMMY USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH, AS HE DEADLIFTS ADAM’S BODY FROM THE MAT ALL THE WAY UP IN THE AIR IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! ADAM LUCAS STILL HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN, AND.. LIMMY MONAGHAN SLAMS ADAM LUCAS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!!
Stew-O: BUT ADAM LUCAS KEEPS A HOLD OF THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!!! HE ISN’T GIVING UP THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY MONAGHAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AS HE IS BARELY ABLE TO CONTINUE FIGHTING!! WITH EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES, LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS WEAKER AS HE SUFFOCATES FROM A LACK OF AIR WHILE BEING IN THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE!!! LIMMY NEEDS TO THE THINK QUICK!! HE’S RUNNING OUT OF TIME BEFORE HIS BODY SAYS NO!! MEANWHILE, ADAM LUCAS CONTINUES TO WRENCH AT THAT HEAD WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE’S GOT!!!
Stew-O: LIMMY ONCE AGAIN GRABS ADAM LUCAS BY THE LEGS, WORKS UP TO HIS FEET, AND STRUGGLES HIS WAY INTO ANOTHER POWER BOMB POSITION!! ADAM IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE NOW, AS LIMMY.. LIMMY RUNS FULL SPEED INTO THE CAGE WALLS AS HE BASHES ADAM’S BACK AGAINST IT!! ADAM STILL HOLDS ONTO THE THAT CHOKEHOLD, AS LIMMY RUNS TO ANOTHER SIDE AND SLAMS ADAM BACK FIRST INTO THAT CAGE WALL!! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!! LIMMY IS BASHING ADAM’S BACK AGAINST MULTIPLE CAGE WALLS AT RANDOM, AS HE TRIES TO SHAKE OFF LUCAS!!! LUCAS KEEPS ON HOLDING ONTO THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE, BUT AGAIN IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN AS HE SLAMS ADAM LUCAS INTO YET ANOTHER CAGE WALL!! ADAM LUCAS IS BASICALLY PLAYING A GAME OF BULL RIDING AS HE TRIES TO HANG ON FOR AS LONG AS HIS BODY CAN HANDLE!! MEANWHILE, LIMMY IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO SHAKE OFF ADAM LUCAS!!!
Flannery McCoy: But look!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!! HE’S GIVING OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! LIMMY GETS BACK UP TO BOTH FEET AND DOES ONE FINAL POWERBOMB TO ADAM LUCAS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!
Stew-O: BUT ADAM LUCAS STILL HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t say that just yet Stew!! In a final effort, Limmy Monaghan grabs Adam’s legs, and slowly works back up to his feet with another powerbomb ready!! Adam Lucas is hanging on, as we can see that his back has been cut over and over again after colliding with the cage walls so much!! Blood drips down the back of Adam Lucas, but all of his focus is on winning right here and right now!! Limmy Monaghan is going for another Powerbomb!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! LIMMY DROPS TO HIS KNEES, THEN COLLAPSES OFF TO THE SIDE AS ADAM LUCAS KEEPS A HOLD OF THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!
Jake Mercer: Look!! It’s Chris Elite at the other end of the ring!! He’s raising his head up and sees what’s going on!! Chris Elite begins to crawl his way over to the action, as he is in so much pain right now!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is fading!! His eyes are shutting and lowering!! He just needs to last long enough for Chris Elite to break this submission hold that Adam Lucas has trapped him in for so long!! Chris Elite is still crawling and working his way towards Monaghan!! Elite extends his arm out, as he grabs a hold of Adam Lucas!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S TOO LATE!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN TAPS OUT!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits, as Adam Lucas releases his triangle choke on Limmy Monaghan. Adam Lucas gets up to his feet with the assistance of the cage wall, then slowly gets to the center of the ring where the referee raises his hand and awards him with the EAW PURE Championship. The audience goes wild for Adam Lucas.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. AND NEW!! EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! THE NEXT LEVEL!!! ADAM LUCAS!!!!
Stew-O: Incredible victory for Adam Lucas. In a match that he wasn’t originally supposed to compete in, he managed to make his presence known and took full advantage of the opportunity awarded to him. This is where stepping up when it matters most shows it’s rewards! Adam is our new PURE Champion!!
Flannery McCoy: This was definitely a battle between all three men inside of that fight pit. The former champion, Limmy Monaghan gave it everything he had in order to keep the belt a little while longer, but it wasn’t enough to stop the desire to win that was shown by Adam Lucas tonight!
Stew-O: This is the first EAW title for Adam Lucas, and he has definitely earned it here tonight. The emotions he is feeling after such a hard fought match is incredible to see! Congratulations Adam!!!
(Adam Lucas is seen climbing up to the top of the Fight Pit as he then stands on the platform with his EAW PURE Championship raised high up in the air. The crowd cheers heavily, as Adam takes this moment to celebrate this hard earned victory and championship. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial for PornHub is shown starring New Breed Champion, Andre Walker. Sometimes you find a comment on there that’s really funny, totally not on there for anything else)
(Reckless Wiring comes back from commercial break to the Vivint Arena as the next match graphic is displayed)
(The crowd roars in approval as the camera from there focuses on Stephie Love at the center of the ring as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Don Life’ By Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne plays to loud cheers from the crowd as The Visual Prophet makes his way out to the stage, with Dr. Angelo D’Angelo following close behind him. Viz has a serious look on his face as he paces back and forth on the stage, keeping his eyes on the ring as D’Angelo daps him up. Viz stops at the center of the stage and scans the arena, before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… accompanied by The Beloved Brother, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… THE WIZARD… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here is The Visual Prophet, and you can tell there is a stark contrast from how he usually is compared to tonight. That beaming smile is replaced with a serious look as tonight he’s looking to take care of business against his opponent in this match!
Flannery McCoy: No matter how he feels, Viz has always been extraordinary in the ring and this is absolutely no exception, especially when he’s fighting for something like he is tonight. He’s willing to go to war and it’s up to his opponent to keep up, this should definitely be an interesting bout to say the least with the star power that Viz possesses!
Jake Mercer: I for one, as I always do, will be supporting my fellow black brethren in this bout. For I feel we have been discriminated against by the higher-ups! Some sort of action needs to be taken and Big Viz is the one to usher in the change for our people!
(Viz passes the bottom ramp as he makes his way up the steel steps and into the ring, D’Angelo on the outside as he cheers him on. Viz makes his way over to the center of the ring as he looks around before raising an arm in the air, keeping the same cold look on his face before heading over over his corner, getting ready for the match as ‘Don Life’ fades out from there)
(‘Bad Guy’ by Morrisson from there blasts through the speakers as the crowd bursts into deafening boos as Charlie Marr, followed by Veena Adams, makes his way out to the stage. He has a big smirk on his face along with Veena as he spreads his arms out, closing his eyes as he does so. He takes his time as he looks around before making his way to the ring from there)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… accompanied by Veena Adams… from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE CONSCIENCE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Oh brother, where do we start with these two people right here? Ad Infinitum have been terrorizing The Beloved Brother and his client the past few weeks, even going so far as to target Serena Bennett and be the ones that personally fired her from EAW! You know well that both Charlie and Veena had absolutely no problem doing that heinous act and constantly targeting the two of them, hell I think they’ve gotten pure enjoyment out of it.
Flannery McCoy: Well if there was a time to shut them up, it’s now. But as always, Charlie Marr isn’t going to go quietly, he never does no matter who is against him. No matter how hated he is by the EAW Universe, there is no denying how good he is in the ring and whenever the chips are on the table? How he can get the job done no matter the circumstance, and I think he’s looking to make sure that happens tonight of all nights.
Jake Mercer: How dare you compliment these white devils like this! The ones who have been suppressing our people for far too long now! Taking away our free speech, and discriminating against us because of the color of our skins! Big Viz is going to give some well-needed justice here tonight and I’m going to love every second of it! For our people!
Stew-O: Uhh Jake-
Flannery McCoy: Don’t say anything, you’ll make it worse.
(Charlie stops at the bottom ramp as he looks around once more before circling around the ring and jumping up onto the apron. He once again looks out to the crowd who continue to show their displeasure towards him before he enters into the ring. He looks towards Veena on the outside who claps her hands looking towards him before he turns to the center of the ring. He once again spreads his arms out before turning around and making his way towards his corner from there, ‘Bad Guy’ fading out as well afterwards)
Stew-O: :lupe: Here we go.
(The ref takes a bag from ringside as he makes his way back over to the center of the ring. Making sure to stay cautious, he opens the bag and turns it upside down as a large pile of thumbtacks is poured out at the center of the ring. Both Charlie and Viz are barefoot as they stare a hole into one another, Viz determined, Charlie with a more calmed, confident look on his face as the ref steps back and signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go as this Barefoot Thumbtack match is underway!
Jake Mercer: Well this is bound to be interesting as both Viz and Charlie are taking their time, slowly circling around the ring around the thumbtacks, but they both know all too well that they’re just delaying the inevitable! Both of them meet on the far right side of the ring as they go for a collar-and-elbow to start it off!
Stew-O: AS VIZ GETS BEHIND CHARLIE AND GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE THUMBTACKS ALREADY!
Flannery McCoy: But Charlie with a back elbow to force Viz to let go! Viz keeps his ground, AS HE GOES FOR A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD! But Charlie ducks under! Viz falls against the ropes now as Charlie quickly makes his way over, AS HE ROLLS HIM UP! CHARLIE GOING FOR THE QUICK VICTORY RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ POWERS OUT!
Stew-O: He’s a former World Champion of course he’s not going to go down so easily! But Charlie isn’t either as both of them are back up to their feet! AND VIZ RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Viz runs to the ropes and back now, AS HE LOOKS TO STOMP DOWN ON HIM! But Charlie shoves his leg away! Viz stumbles away as it allows Charlie to get back up to his feet as Viz runs towards him!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE DROPS DOWN AND TAKES VIZ DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! CHARLIE JUST DROPPED VIZ FACE FIRST INTO THE THUMBTACKS!
Jake Mercer: Viz absolutely screaming in pain as that had to hurt! Look at him trying to pry the thumbtacks off of his face in agony, no matter how tough you are you just have to show emotion when it comes to those relentless thumbtacks! BUT CHARLIE ISN’T DONE AS HE GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! IF IT DIDN’T HELP BEFORE, CHARLIE JUST DROVE VIZ’S HEAD INTO THE THUMBTACKS NOW!
Stew-O: Charlie picking apart Viz as you can see polar opposite expressions from the two people at ringside, D’Angelo is biting his nails while Veena is actually liking this! Viz is trying to fight off but I think the pain is too much for him at the moment as he’s trying to shake it off to the best of his ability, but do you honestly think that Charlie is going to wait on him to do that?! Charlie lifts him back up! AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT! DIGGING THOSE THUMBTACKS DEEPER INTO HIS FACE AND WATCHING THE BLOOD POUR!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is still trying to recover as Charlie has a smirk! That’s the face of a man who wants to watch another suffer! Charlie grabbing Viz by his head and dragging him up, BUT VIZ AS A LAST RESORT TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! And now Viz is just mounting onto him and slamming lefts and rights down on the skull of Charlie as he attempts to block it with his forearms! Viz rolling out of the ring now as that was enough to take Charlie down for the moment, Charlie using the ropes to get up as Viz is on the outside! AS HE TAKES A STEEL CHAIR AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE FACE OF CHARLIE!
Jake Mercer: There’s the equalizer! Viz pushing the chair into the ring as he rolls in as well, Charlie attempting to recover and quick! AS VIZ LIFTS THE CHAIR UP AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF CHARLIE ONCE MORE! Viz dropping the chair down onto the ground as he grabs Charlie and throws him to the ropes and back, AS HE CATCHES HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR! DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS NOW!
Stew-O: Charlie just got a taste of his own medicine as now he’s the one screaming in pain! And you know both him and Viz now are fighting through the pain, even when they try to walk as you can see the thumbtacks are stabbing at the bottom of their feet as well! Viz falling back into the corner as he’s taking the time to recover now, Charlie stumbling up to his feet! AS VIZ RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR A SHOULDER TACKLE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ LANDS ONTO THE THUMBTACKS AGAIN! OH MY GOD!
Jake Mercer; Viz stumbling up, AS CHARLIE TAKES THE CHAIR AND SLAMS IT AGAINST HIS SKULL! Viz collapsing down to the ground as Charlie takes the chair in his hands, AS HE’S TRAPPING VIZ’S HEAD BETWEEN THE CHAIR! Charlie rolling out of the ring now as he takes another steel chair from under the ring! NO!
Stew-O: OH THANK GOD! D’ANGELO COMING IN AS HE GRABS THE CHAIR FROM CHARLIE! Charlie trying to take the chair away from him as D’Angelo might’ve just saved his client for the moment!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VEENA COMES IN WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF D’ANGELO! The Beloved Brother drops to the ground as Charlie takes the chair and rolls into the ring! BUT VIZ IS BACK UP NOW! IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACK FIST TO THE HEAD OF CHARLIE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Charlie stumbling down to the ground as Viz waits for him to get up, just absolutely yelling down to him as Viz wants to finish this off right here! AS VIZ RUNS FORWARD! KISS TO THE HEAD! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF CHARLIE MARR!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE DUCKS UNDER, HE HAS THE EYES! CHARLIE RAKING AT THE EYES AS VIZ IS FORCED TO DROP DOWN TO A KNEE! Charlie grabs Viz! NO! NO! THE QUEEN IS DEAD ONTO THE THUMBTACKS! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT DROPS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie isn’t done though as he grabs Viz and sends him towards the ropes! Charlie digging his feet into the thumbtacks but he doesn’t care! CHARING CROSS! DISCUS LARIAT TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR EXTRA MEASURE! CHARLIE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Bad Guy’ plays up once more as Charlie Marr sits up with the biggest smirk on his face. The ref makes his way over as Charlie gets back to his feet and raises his hand in the air in victory. Veena Adams rolls into the ring as well as he takes Charlie’s hand and once again raises it high in the air with a pleased look on her face as she congratulates him. Charlie makes his way up to the top rope and spreads his arms out, embracing the moment as the crowd jeers loudly in response)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: If there was one thing I didn’t expect, it was Big Viz being beaten this quickly. :lupe:
Stew-O: Well it happens Jake and sometimes you just have to accept it for what it is. He gave it his all but it wasn’t enough, as Big Bad Charlie Marr managed to pull through and have his hand raised high in victory, and no matter how you think of him? You just have to commend him for the win.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it, Charlie did what he needed to do and he got the job done. Veena has to be pleased with his Ad Infinitum partner with this victory as the both of them push on, a duo that can quite possibly not be stopped, and Reckless Wiring tonight was a prime example of that. Congrats to Charlie Marr!
(Charlie and Veena exit the ring as the both of them see Dr. Angelo D’Angelo in dismay as he helps The Visual Prophet out of the ring and checks up on him. Both of them have mirroring faces of laughter as they make their way up the ramp. The last shot seen is Veena once again raising Charlie’s hand in victory before Reckless Wiring fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for liposuction is shown starring Terry Chambers, someone who has had more sessions and cheat days than Xander Payne, and girly extensions)
(Reckless Wiring fades to ringside, and Stephie Love stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a TAIPEI DEATHMATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy hits, and the crowd immediately begins booing heavily for Jonny Airhart, who makes his way out to the stage. Jonny doesn’t seem to mind the boos at all seeing the smirk on his face. He clearly thinks he has the New Breed Championship won before he even enters the ring, and Jonny carries that same confidence as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. Jonny’s hands have been taped, and the broken glass has already been glued to them, but Jonny doesn’t seem
worried at all.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Atherton, California… Weighing in at 205 pounds…. JJJOONNNNYYYYY AAAIIIRRRHHAAARRRTTT!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the challenger for the New Breed Championship, Jonny Airhart! Jonny won contendership for this title after winning a triple threat against Komatsu Ogawa and Insurgency’s Maxwell, but he has a huge task ahead of him tonight and I don’t think that can be denied. He’s not facing Ogawa or Maxwell tonight, he’s facing Andre Walker.
Jake Mercer: I’ve been following Jonny Airhart for years, and he’s a talented kid but I don’t know if he has what it takes to dethrone Andre Walker. Andre’s been on fire since he won this title and I don’t think I see that fire dying out anytime soon.
Flannery McCoy: :skip: What do you mean years? He only started wrestling a few months ago.
Jake Mercer: I-
Flannery McCoy: You know what? Nevermind. Anyways I think Jonny Airhart has a great chance of becoming Champion tonight. Andre Walker has toppled even the likes of Mr. DEDEDE himself, but Jonny is still walking into this match confident. I think he knows what he’s getting himself into.
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS and Pop Smoke hits, and the virtual crowd begins cheering loudly for the New Breed Champion. Moments after, Andre Walker begins walking out to the stage with the New Breed Championship around his waist. Much like Jonny, Andre’s hands were already taped before being coated with glue and broken glass, and as Andre steps out to the stage he looks at his challenger before taking off the New Breed Championship and raising it on the air. Andre begins walking down the ramp and towards the ring, and he doesn’t look too worried about his challenger either.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Brooklyn, New York…. Weighing in at 205 pounds….. HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION, AAANNDDRREEEEE WWWWAALLLLKKKERRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: And here’s the Champion himself! Andre Walker is on the road to becoming the longest reigning New Breed Champion of all time, but tonight he has yet another obstacle in his path if he wants to get there! Not only is he facing Jonny Airhart, but he’s doing it in a Taipei Deathmatch!
Jake Mercer: Like I said, I don’t see Andre’s fire dying out anytime soon. Win or lose though, I see this being a really good match. Jonny Airhart has proven that he’s a talented individual and the title Andre has around his waist speaks for itself.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right, although one may argue Andre Walker is getting ahead of himself. Jonny may feel he’s being overlooked tonight and in the end that could easily end up costing Andre. I know it hasn’t before, but we’ll just have to see if that changes tonight.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Alright, here we go! This Taipei Deathmatch is underway and now both Elitists begin circling the ring! This might just be one of the most brutal match types we have to offer and right now it’s going to be used to determine who the New Breed Champion will be at the end of Reckless Wiring! Andre Walker has been on one hell of a run but tonight Jonny Airhart is his latest challenger, and it’s clear Jonny doesn’t plan on leaving until he has that title! This is going to be a great match, I can just feel it!
Jake Mercer: BOTH ELITISTS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGIN PUNCHING AWAY AT EACH OTHER WITH THEIR TAPED UP GLASS FISTS! BOTH MEN KEEP PUNCHING AWAY AT EACH OTHER, BUT THE CHAMPION GETS THE UPPER HAND! Andre Walker repeatedly getting in strikes on Jonny Airhart and that’s causing Jonny to back up towards the ropes- BEFORE FINALLY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! Already this match is starting to take effect as both Elitists look bruised by the broken glass, and it looks like Jonny needed a second to create some space- BUT I DON’T THINK ANDRE’S GOING TO GIVE THAT TO HIM!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER QUICKLY BEGINS RUNNING THE RING, BEFORE FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING JONNY DOWN WITH A TOPE CON HILO! What a massive move by Andre Walker, and stuff like this is exactly why he’s been New Breed Champion for as long as he’s been! Jonny Airhart is using our table to try and get back to his feet- BUT ANDRE WALKER SLAMS HIS BROKEN GLASS-COVERED FISTS ONTO JONNY’S BACK, PRETTY MUCH STABBING HIM! Jonny screaming in pain as Andre grabs him, BEFORE SENDING THE CHALLENGER INTO THE RINGPOST! ANDRE NOW CHARGING IN, LOOKING TO FOLLOW THAT UP BY PUNCHING THE CHALLENGER WITH THE BROKEN GLASS!
Stew-O: JONNY JUST BARELY MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY, AND THAT CAUSES ANDRE TO PUNCH THE RINGPOST! Andre holding his hand in pain- AND THAT ALLOWS JONNY TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THE CHAMPION FAILED TO! JONNY AIRHART JUST PUNCHED ANDRE WALKER WITH THE BROKEN GLASS AND THAT CAUSES THE CHAMPION TO DROP RIGHT TO THE GROUND! Andre’s holding his face and that glass looks like it’s already cut him a bit! He has a cut on his cheek, but nonetheless Andre is getting back up! The Champion is still in this match!
Jake Mercer: JONNY AIRHART HITS ANDRE WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Jonny with a huge attack to the Champion and right now it looks like the challenger has found his way back into this match! Andre Walker has had possibly one of the biggest New Breed Championship reigns ever but right now that title reign is in jeopardy! Jonny Airhart throws Andre back into the ring, and I think he has an idea but I’m not too sure what he’s thinking yet! Whatever it is, this can’t be good for the Champion.
Flannery McCoy: JONNY IS TYING ANDRE’S ARMS TO THE ROPES! JONNY IS USING THE ROPES TO TRAP ANDRE BY TYING HIS ARMS TO THEM, AND NOW ANDRE IS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE ROPES! This isn’t good! Jonny has a huge grin on his face, AND NOW HE JUST BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT THE DEFENSELESS CHAMPION! JONNY IS PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AWAY AT ANDRE WALKER, AND THERE’S NOTHING ANDRE CAN DO ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW BUT TAKE THE PUNCHES! All these punches to the stomach and to the face are beginning to take effect, if Jonny keeps this up Andre’s toast! He’ll have this match won in no time! Jonny now beginning to run the ropes-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! ANDRE MANAGES TO FREE ONE OF HIS ARMS, AND HE DELIVERS A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO JONNY BEFORE FREEING THE OTHER ARM, AND GRABBING JONNY SO HE COULD DELIVER A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! ANDRE NOW WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, AND NOW HE QUICKLY BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT JONNY’S FACE WITH THE BROKEN GLASS HANDS! ANDRE IS JUST BASHING JONNY’S FACE IN RIGHT NOW, AND JUST LIKE THAT THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD FOR THE CHALLENGER!
Jake Mercer: Andre Walker now has a bunch of cuts and bruises thanks to the broken glass, but he doesn’t care as of right now as he’s just destroying Jonny Airhart! Andre with punch after punch, AND JONNY MANAGES TO PUSH ANDRE OFF OF HIM BEFORE GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP ANDRE FROM GETTING BACK ON THE OFFENSIVE AS HE QUICKLY SLIPS BEHIND JONNY AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD! ANDRE ISN’T EXACTLY KNOWN FOR HIS SUBMISSIONS, BUT RIGHT NOW HE’S USING THE BROKEN GLASS TAPED HANDS TO DO AS MUCH DAMAGE AS HE POSSIBLY CAN!
Flannery McCoy: JONNY IS IN TROUBLE! HE’S TRYING TO PULL ANDRE’S ARMS OFF OF HIM BUT ANDRE HAS THE SUBMISSION APPLIED TIGHTLY! Both men are still on their feet right now but Jonny can’t just go to the ropes! There’s no disqualifications in a Taipei Deathmatch and that means that Jonny needs to do whatever he can to escape this sleeper hold! I don’t know how much Andre cares about putting Jonny away right here and now, but you can see Andre digging that broken glass into Jonny’s skin, and if this submission doesn’t put Jonny away that will!
Stew-O: WAIT, JONNY MANAGES TO BACKPEDAL INTO THE CORNER, AND THAT CAUSES BOTH ELITISTS TO CRASH INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Andre was forced to release the submission after being slammed into the turnbuckles, and that’s exactly what Jonny Airhart needed to get back into this! Both Elitists starting to get back up to their feet- BUT JONNY HITS ANDRE WITH A HUGE BACKFIST, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT JUST OPENED UP THE CUT FROM EARLIER AS BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR DOWN FROM ANDRE’S FACE! JONNY HAS OFFICIALLY DRAWN BLOOD, AND THAT’S NOT WHAT ANDRE WANTS TO HEAR-
Jake Mercer: SUPERKICK!!! JUST AS JONNY AIRHART TRIED TO CAPITALIZE, ANDRE WALKER DELIVERED A HUGE SUPERKICK AND SENT HIM ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND BACK OUT OF THE RING! Andre quickly following behind, AND HE PULLS JONNY BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE PUNCHING HIM DIRECTLY IN THE FACE! It looks like Andre has returned the favor as there’s blood starting to come out of Jonny Airhart’s face, but Andre isn’t stopping there! Andre Walker is looking to destroy Jonny and send a message to retain his Championship, AS HE NOW SENDS THE CHALLENGER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Flannery McCoy: NO! JONNY AIRHART MANAGED TO HOP ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS, BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF THEM AND DELIVERING A FLYING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE CHALLENGER! Great move by Jonny Airhart, and it looks like he wants more than just these broken glass covered hands! Jonny’s looking under the ring for something, and remember guys this match has no disqualifications! Whatever weapon Jonny is looking for is perfectly legal thanks to the rules of this match! This isn’t exactly good news for Andre Walker though. Andre is crawling over to the timekeepers area though, and I think he has an idea!
Stew-O: Jonny just took out a small bag of something, and he doesn’t look too happy with it so he just tosses it into the ring before walking back to Andre Walker- WHO TOSSES AN OPEN STEEL CHAIR RIGHT AT HIS FACE! ANDRE WALKER JUST THREW A STEEL CHAIR AT JONNY AIRHART AND THAT JUST DROPPED THE CHALLENGER! Flannery you said Andre had an idea and it looks like you were completely right! Andre using the steel chair to find a way back into this match, AND NOW HE PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO JONNY’S BACK!
Jake Mercer: Andre is trying to crawl onto the steel steps to get back to his feet, but Andre just grabs Jonny before wrapping the steel chair around his neck! I don’t know what exactly he’s planning here, but whatever it is it’s going to do some serious damage to Jonny! Andre has his eyes set on the ringpost, and if Andre does what I think he’s about to do he could seriously injure Jonny tonight! ANDRE GRABS JONNY, AND HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE RINGPOST BEFORE SENDING THE CHALLENGER INTO IT WITH THE CHAIR AROUND HIS NECK!
Flannery McCoy: JONNY STOPPED IT! JONNY AIRHART JUST BARELY MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF BY PUTTING HIS FOOT ON THE RINGPOST- BUT ANDRE JUST SWEEPS HIS OTHER LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Jonny was caught off guard and now it looks like Andre is going to capitalize! Jonny still has that chair around his neck as Andre pulls him back up to his feet, AND NOW ANDRE SLAMS THAT CHAIR DOWN ONTO THE APRON, CAUSING JONNY’S THROAT TO SLAM INTO THE CHAIR! JONNY AIRHART JUST DROPPED TO THE GROUND AND HE’S HOLDING HIS THROAT IN PAIN, THAT WAS AWFUL!
Stew-O: Yeah, and I don’t think Andre Walker cares as he just took the chair off of Jonny and sent him into the ring! Andre now following behind as Jonny grabs onto the ropes to try and pull himself up, AND NOW ANDRE BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES! GRIMSEVER!!! GRIMSEVER, THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS TO JONNY AIRHART AND NOW ANDRE PULLS JONNY IN FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH! ANDRE MIGHT JUST DEFEAT JONNY RIGHT HERE AND NOW, THIS MATCH MAY BE OVER!
Stew-O: NO, SOMEHOW JONNY AIRHART MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: First cover. That was the FIRST cover of the match and these two are bleeding and covered in scars and bruises! That just goes to show just how much these two want to hurt each other and make sure there’s nothing left of them after this match! Jonny Airhart is still holding his throat after what happened to him with that chair, but Andre Walker isn’t looking to give him a second to recover! Andre pulls Jonny up before sending him into the corner, AND NOW ANDRE CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE PUNCH TO THE SIDE OF JONNY’S FACE!
Flannery McCoy: The broken glass covering Andre and
Jonny’s hands have been doing a lot of damage throughout this match, and it looks like Andre is looking to continue that now as he begins laying into Jonny Airhart with these strikes- BUT JONNY HITS ANDRE WITH A HUGE SHOT IN RETURN, AND THAT CAUSES ANDRE TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE CORNER! JONNY NOW FLYING OUT OF THE CORNER, SENDING ANDRE ACROSS THE RING WITH A HUGE HURRICANRANA! Huge move by Jonny Airhart as Andre stumbles up to his feet by the ropes, AND NOW JONNY SENDS ANDRE OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: HE DOESN’T GET HIM ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE RING THOUGH! ANDRE MANAGED TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES AND THAT ALLOWED HIM TO LAND ON THE APRON! Andre is getting back up to his feet, AND JONNY TRIED TO CAPITALIZE BUT ANDRE BLOCKS A PUNCH BEFORE SCRAPING THE BROKEN GLASS ACROSS JONNY’S FACE! ANDRE JUST SCRAPED THE BROKEN GLASS ACROSS JONNY’S FACE, AND NOW LOOK AT HIM! HIS FACE IS A MESS RIGHT NOW AND NOW THE CHAMPION IS HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITHOUT JONNY EVEN REALIZING IT! ALL OF THE LIGHTS!!! THE DIVING METEORA CONNECTS!!!
Jake Mercer: It connects, but Andre doesn’t go for the cover! Jonny Airhart is a mess right now after having the broken glass scraped across his face and I’m sure if Andre went for the pin this match would come to an end, but no! He’s not doing it! I don’t think Andre wants to take any chances, he’s not gonna go for the cover unless he knows Jonny won’t kick out, and right now I think Andre’s about to put Jonny away for good! ANDRE PULLS JONNY UP INTO THE FRONT FACELOCK, AND NOW THERE’S THE THUNDERBOLT TEMPO!
Flannery McCoy: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! JONNY PULLS HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET BEFORE SLIPPING BEHIND ANDRE! RIPCORD LARIAT!!! JONNY AIRHART JUST HIT ANDRE WITH THE RIPCORD LARIAT! I THOUGHT JONNY WAS DONE FOR! I THOUGHT ANDRE WAS ABOUT TO PUT HIM AWAY BUT INSTEAD IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT BE SEEING OUR NEXT NEW BREED CHAMPION! JONNY AIRHART WITH THE COVER OVER THE FALLEN ANDRE WALKER!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, IT’S NOT OVER JUST YET! Jonny Airhart was close to becoming the new New Breed Champion but in the end it looks like this match will continue!
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart is looking over at that bag he tossed into the ring earlier and you can tell he’s starting to run out of ideas! Jonny opening that bag before pouring out….
Stew-O: BROKEN GLASS! THUMBTACKS! A BUNCH OF GLASS AND THUMBTACKS WERE JUST POURED OUT OF THAT BAG AND JONNY HAS A GRIN ON HIS FACE! Jonny clearly didn’t know what to expect when all he found under the ring was a bag but he doesn’t look too disappointed now! I think he got exactly what he wanted!
Jake Mercer: Jonny now, LOOKING TO SUPLEX ANDRE ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS, BUT ANDRE PULLS HIS WEIGHT DOWN AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEFORE PULLING JONNY DOWN WITH HIM! ANDRE NOW LIFTING JONNY UP AND I THINK HE’S GOING FOR THE DRE WALKER 3000!!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT DOESN’T CONNECT THOUGH! JONNY MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION BEFORE ANDRE COULD TRAP HIS ARMS, AND NOW HE GOES AFTER ANDRE’S EYES WITH THE BROKEN GLASS TAPED HANDS, CAUSING ANDRE TO IMMEDIATELY DROP HIM! JONNY JUST SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH AND NOW HE GOES TO CAPITALIZE!
Stew-O: BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS!! JONNY AIRHART JUST BRAINBUSTERED ANDRE WALKER ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS! JONNY DIDN’T LOOK TOO PLEASED TO FIND A BAG UNDER THE RING OF ALL THINGS BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE BAG MIGHT JUST BE THE REASON HE BECOMES NEW BREED CHAMPION TONIGHT! JONNY AIRHART ONCE AGAIN GOING FOR THE COVER, BUT I DON’T SEE ANDRE KICKING OUT OF THIS ONE! THERE’S NO WAY ANDRE’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN DOESN’T END HERE!
Stew-O: WHAT!? ANDRE… ANDRE JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP! ANDRE JUST KICKED OUT OF A BRAINBUSTER ONTO BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS!
Jake Mercer: Andre Walker has been through hell throughout his Championship reign and managed to retain his title even against the likes of Mr. DEDEDE, but a brainbuster onto broken glass and thumbtacks is going to do damage no matter who you are! There’s nothing that could prepare you for pain like that and somehow Andre Walker still managed to kick out! Most people would’ve given up right then and there, but not him. Jonny Airhart can’t believe this match is still going, and I can’t say I blame him. Anyone in their right mind would think they have the match won after a move like that.
Flannery McCoy: Jonny is waiting for Andre to get back to his feet now, and he’s put that grin right back on his face! Jonny is shaking his hips as he waits for Andre to get back to his feet and if you’ve been watching this man’s matches then I’m sure you already know what this means! Andre might have survived the brainbuster onto the broken glass and thumbtacks but it looks like everyone forgot Jonny is still in control of the match! This isn’t good for Andre! THE CASH MAKER!!!
Stew-O: DOESN’T CONNECT! ANDRE MANAGED TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES, BEFORE PUSHING JONNY BACK FIRST ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS! JONNY SCREAMING IN PAIN AFTER LANDING ON THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANDRE IS ABOUT TO TRY AND CAPITALIZE OFF OF THIS! DARK FANTASY!!! THE STUNNER-
Jake Mercer: DOESN’T CONNECT! THE STUNNER DOESN’T CONNECT! JONNY PUSHED ANDRE OFF OF HIM AND INTO THE ROPES- BUT ANDRE REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM BEFORE DELIVERING ANOTHER GRIMSEVER BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH! WHAT A MOVE BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Andre now is pulling Jonny up to the top rope, and he must have an idea but I’m not too sure what it is yet! Andre is climbing up top, BUT JONNY HITS ANDRE IN THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HAND! Both Andre and Jonny’s faces are covered in blood after what they’ve had to endure tonight, but somehow they’re still going! Andre manages to stay on the middle turnbuckle and grab onto the top rope, BEFORE HITTING JONNY WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN! NOW JONNY PUNCHES ANDRE IN THE FACE, AND ANDRE SENDS A PUNCH BACK IN RETURN!
Stew-O: JONNY JUST WENT FOR A HEADBUTT, BUT IT WAS INTERCEPTED AS ANDRE JUST PUNCHES JONNY ONCE AGAIN! JONNY HOLDING HIS FACE IN PAIN AFTER THAT BROKEN GLASS JUST SMASHED RIGHT INTO HIS FOREHEAD, AND NOW ANDRE HAS JONNY EXACTLY WHERE HE WANTS HIM! ANDRE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE PULLING JONNY INTO A FRONT FACELOCK, AND IF THIS CONNECTS IT COULD BE LIGHTS OUT FOR JONNY AIRHART!! SUPERPLEX!!! ANDRE WALKER JUST DELIVERED A HUGE SUPERPLEX, AND JONNY LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS THAT ARE LAID OUT IN THE RING!
Jake Mercer: HE’S NOT FINISHED THERE! ANDRE ISN’T FINISHED WITH THE SUPERPLEX ONTO BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS! ANDRE IS ROLLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND SOMEHOW HE’S STILL HOLDING JONNY AIRHART! FALCON ARROW!!! ANDRE WITH A HUGE FALCON ARROW, AND ONCE AGAIN HE DROPS JONNY BACK FIRST ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS! ANDRE HOOKING THE LEG, AND THIS HAS TO BE IT! THE MATCH HAS TO BE OVER RIGHT NOW, THERE’S JUST NO WAY JONNY AIRHART IS KICKING OUT OF THAT! JONNY PUT UP A GREAT FIGHT TONIGHT BUT I THINK THIS IS IT! ANDRE WALKER IS STILL YOUR CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: HOW DID HE KICK OUT!?!? JONNY AIRHART MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE SUPERPLEX AND FALCON ARROW COMBO, BUT HOW!? Jonny’s performance tonight has been great, but these two shouldn’t be able to kick out of stuff like this! Not when they’re being forced to land on top of broken glass and thumbtacks! Andre shaking his head, and I can’t imagine what this means for the rest of this match! These two have been doing everything they can to keep each other down and nothing is working just yet! Andre now lifting Jonny up onto his shoulders, and at this point I don’t even know if this will get the job done! USHIGOROSHI!
Stew-O: AND IT DOESN’T EVEN CONNECT! JONNY AIRHART SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO LAND ON HIS FEET- AND AS SOON AS ANDRE TURNS HIM AROUND JONNY KICKS HIM BELOW THE BELT! JONNY AIRHART JUST LOW BLOWED THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! Jonny’s barely able to stand right now, having to use the ropes just to stay on his feet, but he just laid out Andre Walker! Andre is down and it’s all because Jonny just resorted to low blowing him!
Jake Mercer: Well in the end it’s all legal isn’t it? Low blows are looked down on but in the end this is a Taipei Deathmatch, there are no disqualifications! Jonny now yelling for Andre to get back to his feet once more, and I think he has an idea! I don’t have a clue what he’s going for right now, but Andre is slowly finding his way back up and that’s the last thing he should be doing! Jonny has him right where he wants him, and this could be over in a matter of moments! THE CASH MAKER!! THE CASH MAKER CONNECTS!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE CASH MAKER CONNECTS ON ANDRE WALKER, BUT THE FORCE OF THE MOVE CAUSED ANDRE TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! JONNY TRIED TO GRAB ANDRE TO STOP HIM BUT HE’S TOO LATE! Jonny can’t believe his eyes, that was his biggest opportunity to become Champion and Andre managed to roll out of the ring and stop it from happening! Andre is either the smartest man alive or the luckiest, but either way Jonny Airhart is pissed. He may have had the match won right there but now we’ll never know for sure!
Stew-O: Well it’s not like Jonny can just pin him now! Andre has been given way too much time to recover! Jonny now rolling out of the ring to go after Andre, AND JONNY SENDS THE CHAMPION CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! Jonny at this point is just resorting to doing whatever damage he possibly can to the Champion, and I don’t blame him! He’s desperate at this point. He had the match in his hands but just because Andre was close enough to roll out of the ring this match is still on. On the bright side, Jonny is still in control of this match and if he doesn’t let Andre get back into this, he still has a great chance of becoming Champion tonight!
Jake Mercer: Jonny pulling Andre back up, AND HE GOES TO SEND ANDRE INTO THE RING APRON BUT ANDRE JUMPS ONTO IT BEFORE HOPPING OFF WITH A HUGE MOONSAULT INTO THE REVERSE DDT! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN, BUT ANDRE WALKER JUST GAVE HIMSELF TIME TO RECOVER! That was an incredible move by the Champion! Not many people would think to do something like that at a time like this, but Andre Walker has been an amazing New Breed Champion and he’s not ready to end his reign just yet!
Flannery McCoy: Andre now pulling Jonny back to the ring- AND JONNY PUNCHES ANDRE IN THE STOMACH WITH HIS BROKEN GLASS COVERED HANDS! Andre forced to let go of Jonny, BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! Andre rolling Jonny back into the ring before following behind-
Stew-O: AND JONNY JUST HIT ANDRE WITH A HUGE ENZUIGIRI! ANDRE WAS JUST DROPPED WITH THAT ENZUIGIRI, AND NOW JONNY MAKES HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE! JONNY AIRHART IS ABOUT TO DEFEAT ANDRE WALKER! MAKING THE MONEY!!!
Jake Mercer: DOESN’T CONNECT!! ANDRE GOT THE KNEES UP! Jonny Airhart landed right onto Andre Walker’s knees, and now Andre quickly climbs into Jonny to capitalize, AS HE JUST BEGINS DELIVERING LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE ALREADY GROUNDED CHALLENGER! JONNY AIRHART IS DOWN AND ANDRE IS JUST LAYING INTO HIM WITH THESE PUNCHES USING THE BROKEN GLASS! Jonny is trying to defend himself but slowly he’s beginning to fight back less and less! Andre is just relentless here as he beats Jonny’s face into a bloody pulp, and I don’t think he’s done there either!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart is basically lifeless, AND NOW JUST LIKE THAT ANDRE SETS HIM UP! DRE WALKER 3000!!! ANDRE JUST DESTROYED JONNY AIRHART AND NOW THERE’S THE FINISHING TOUCHES! THE DRE WALKER 3000 CONNECTS ON JONNY AIRHART, AND THAT’S IT! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THE COVER NOW BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. ANNNDDD SSTTIIILLLLLLL YOUR NEW BREED CHAMPION…. AAANNNDDDRREEEEEE WWWWAAAALLKKKERRRR!!!!
Stew-O: What a match! Andre Walker and Jonny Airhart did everything they could for that New Breed Championship, but in the end Andre Walker picks up another victory on his road to becoming the longest reigning New Breed Champion!
Jake Mercer: In the end Jonny nearly had it, but Andre not only got the knees up to stop “Making the Money”, but he used the broken glass covering his hands to pretty much pummel Jonny until he had no fight left in him! From there it was game over, and now once again Andre leaves with that Championship around his waist!
Flannery McCoy: Andre didn’t win that Championship on his first attempt or even his second, but once he actually did become Champion he’s been having a title reign for the history books. Jonny Airhart tried but in the end he just wasn’t enough. Congratulations Andre Walker for another successful Championship defense!
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart couldn’t do it. Mr. DEDEDE couldn’t do it. So many more have tried and failed. At this point, does anyone have what it takes to end Andre’s title reign?
(The crowd begins cheering as ‘GATTI’ picks back up. Multiple officials enter the ring, taking the broken glass covered tape off of Andre and Jonny’s hands. Both Elitists are covered in blood with multiple bruises, cuts, and even thumbtacks covering their body, but in the end Andre Walker is able to get back to his feet as he’s handed the New Breed Championship. Andre holds up the Championship, and the camera cuts to Jonny Airhart who is a mess after being battered with the broken glass at the end of the match. As Andre Walker continues to hold up his title and celebrate his victory, Reckless Wiring begins to fade away from ringside.)
(A commercial for the newly instated Bald is Badass Club, starring Charlie Marr)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And as you have all voted for it… it will be a LIGHT TUBE DEATHMATCH!!!
Crowd: EA DUB! EA DUB! EA DUB!
Stephie Love: The rules of this match are simple… THERE ARE NO RULES!
Crowd: :blessed: !!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: The match can only be won by pinfall, submission… and yes DEATH!
Crowd: WE WANT DEATH! WE WANT DEATH! WE WANT DEATH!
Flannery McCoy: Well it is a deathmatch after all.
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(The arena goes dark as suddenly a spotlight appears on stage.)
Harper Lee: Prepare for trouble!
Sierra Bradford: And make it double!
(The Realm appears on stage wearing full Team Rocket cosplay outfits as they strike a pose.)
Harper Lee: To protect the world from devastation!
Kevin Devastation: :whoa:
Sierra Bradford: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Harper Lee: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Sierra Bradford: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Harper Lee: Harper!
Sierra Bradford: Sierra!
Harper Lee: Team Realm blasts off at the speed of light!
Sierra Bradford: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Jennipurr: Jennipurr that’s right!
(Ahren Fournier quickly comes running out to the stage to snatch Jennipurr clearly confused what they are doing on a Dynasty P
FPV before running backstage telling the Realm to stay the fuck away from his cat.)
(“In Over My Head” by grandson hits as the crowd erupts into cheers and the Realm makes their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Weighing in at 259 pounds they are the team of SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA BRADFORD AND HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THE REALMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
(The Realm come jogging out to the ring all smiles as they toss Pokemon themed merch to their many fans around ringside before entering the light tube surrounded ring for what is sure to be one of the most dangerous matches in their career so far!)
Flannery McCoy: Wow I just love the Realm! They are so happy and positive and just enjoy having fun! It is great to see such a great friendship and I am sure it is only a matter of time before they have the EAW Tag Team Championships around their waist yet again!
Stew-O: Harper Lee suffered a hard loss at Shock Value in which Darcy May Morgan retained the Universal Women’s Championship in that Shock Collar Match but when you have a friend like Sierra Bradford it is hard to stay angry for long! You just have to hop back in the ring and keep fighting and it looks like that is what they are doing tonight against the young and hungry team of Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow!
Jake Mercer: You know cosplay was invented during the great weeb invasion of 2008. Before that it simply did not exist. But amidst the housing crisis in our great country many of these losers, weebs, and nerds were forced out of their mother’s basements into the streets imposing their strange and degenerate culture upon all of us normal folks. I imagine that is the origin story for the Realm as well but newsflash. It is 2021! Get back in the basement!
(“Misery Business” by Paramore hits to boos from the crowd.)
Jake Mercer: Oh god Paramore. Who even listens to that shit? :mjlol: !!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: And their opponents they are the team of MARRRRRRRRY S. ATLASSSSSS AND HOLLY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow make their entrance together as they walk to the ring aggressively looking at the Realm with an expression of anger on their face.)
Flannery McCoy: Last week on Dynasty, Holly declared that they would become a better tag team than the Realm. Given that these two are former tag team champions that is one hell of a statement to make. But you can tell just by their demeanor that they fully intend to back that up… if they can that is!
Stew-O: Atlas and Arrow seemed to believe that the Realm were underestimating them and not taking them seriously as a tag team. Sierra even told them to their face on Dynasty that they are not even sweating a match with them!
Jake Mercer: Well that is about what I would expect from the Realm. Always underestimating their opponents. I mean that’s obviously why they lost the tag titles to a couple of 90 pound failed Japanese idols. Imagine calling yourself a dominant tag team after that! :mjlol2:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway now as it looks like Sierra Bradford and Holly Arrow will be starting things off in the ring for this match. This Light Tube Deathmatch is looking to be one hell of a painful experience for all of these women involved out here! We see all the light tubes here at ringside and tied up in the ropes. Many of them shaped like various weapons such as chairs, kendo sticks, and dozens more! They are all completely legal and will be very painful to assault your opponent with that is for damn sure! But wait! This is a deathmatch! Both teams suddenly charge each other in the ring as they realize they do not have to tag in and out or possibly playing mindgames with each other! The two teams trading fists as The Realm appears to gain the advantage beating down on Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow with fists and headbutts. Both women go down as Harper Lee grabs the first light tube of the match… a trash can lid shaped light tube and smashes it across the head of Mary S. Atlas! This match wasting no time in getting hardcore!
Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas is down as Harper Lee grinds her face into the glass shards from the broken light tube on the mat. Harper throws Atlas into the corner as she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a light tube chain! She wraps the light tube chain around her fist and begins to pummel away at the face of Atlas in the corner! Atlas goes down as that light tube chain cracks open shattering glass right in the face of Atlas! And as it cracks it is revealed that there is a regular steel chain as well! Harper continues to pummel Atlas in the face repeatedly knocking her down in the corner. Harper then tosses Atlas out of the ring as she falls on the outside near the other light tubes that litter the entire area ringside just waiting to be used. Meanwhile, Holly Arrow continues to get beaten down by Sierra Bradford who is pummeling away at her opponent. But Holly bites the face of Sierra to break free! Superkick to Sierra’s face! Harper turns around and eats a superkick as well! Harper rolls out of the ring after that Superkick as Sierra gets back up.
Jake Mercer: Sierra Bradford gets right up in the face of Holly Arrow but suddenly both Mary S. Atlas and Harper Lee dive back into the ring as an all out brawl ensues once again in the ring. This time Atlas & Arrow take control fighting their opponents out of the ring rolling around outside tearing and clawing at each other pulling hair pulling clothes just ripping and tearing at anything that they can get their hands on. Eventually they break it up as Atlas & Arrow look under the ring apron and pulls out a light tube table! That table is literally glowing with light! I guess it is technically a light tube… but apparently everything is in this match! And Atlas & Arrow connect with Double Superkicks on both Realm members taking them down as they move to set up the table on the outside of the ring. Good teamwork in setting up that table with each member standing on each side. You know there is a lot of history regarding tables. The first table was invented when I was 11 years old and I discovered wood for the first time.
Flannery McCoy: :whoa: We don’t need to hear this story.
Stew-O: The Realm back up now as Holly Arrow charges in at Sierra Bradford but is tossed backwards up in the air! Back drop! Arrow just barely misses the light tubes placed around ringside. Mary S. Atlas turns towards Harper Lee as she pulls the steel chain off her wrist and punches her in the face with it! Atlas pulls Harper up… but Sierra prevents her from driving Harper through the light tube table! The Realm now mugging Atlas at ringside as they both deliver blows to her and throw her face first into the ring post. Atlas sprawls down across the ground as the ring post explodes in a flash of light! Holy shit even the ring post was a light tube! Atlas is shown shaking and having a seizure on the ground from being electrified by that light tube as Holly Arrow slides back into the ring slowly only to be stalked inside by the Realm. Holly is hit with a Dropkick & Big Boot Combo from the Realm sending her falling into the corner where the Realm continue to choke her out with their knee pressing her hard into the corner. They begin to kick Arrow’s head repeatedly into the bottom turnbuckle which suddenly begins to flash bright colors. Wait… do the turnbuckle pads usually flash like that?
Jake Mercer: The turnbuckle padding just exploded right on Holly Arrow’s head! Holy shit! The turnbuckle paddings are light tubes as well… and not only that but they are set to blow! I honestly have to wonder what around here is not a light tube…
Flannery McCoy: Uhhh Jake… why are you looking down your pants…
Jake Mercer: Just wanted to make sure it’s not a light tube also.
Jake Mercer: Nah it’s a heavy tube.
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Anyway… Holly Arrow has been completely destroyed… The Realm both place one foot over her as this thing has got to be over right now!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Holly Arrow just smashed both Realm members across the back with a light tube! It shattered across both of their backs as glass has shattered and rained down all over the ring! Holly Arrow grabs Harper Lee… SWEET 16 CONNECTS!!! RIPCORD SHOT-ARM CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS! THE COVER BY HOLLY!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Sierra Bradford breaks it up! Sierra Bradford with a Baseball Slide right into Holly Arrow to break things up! Both women back up as they immediately begin trading hands in the ring at full speed. Back and forth! Sierra! Holly! Sierra! Holly! Holly with a chop to the chest! Sierra with a Running Knee Strike! Holly back up! Sierra with a thumb to the eye! But Holly off the ropes… No! Sierra kicks her into several light tubes tied up in the ropes… but she somehow stays standing! Sierra catches her and takes her down with a Death Valley Driver! Sierra rolls out of the ring… she grabs several light tubes and throws them into the ring! Holly back up… and Sierra cracks a light tube right across her skull taking her right back down to the mat! The ring continues to fill up with even more glass as the damage has been done with that light tube right to the back of the skull of Holly! Sierra stacks several light tubes and grabs Holly… but Holly charges and knocks both of them out of the ring to the outside! Holly with smart thinking there to get out of the ring after seeing whatever evil plans Sierra had in mind with those stacked light tubes in the ring!
Jake Mercer: Holly Arrow grabs Sierra Bradford and tosses her up and over the barricade into the audience… But wait it’s Harper Lee! Harper attacking Holly from behind and knocking her into the audience as well! Better get yo asses out the way folks! You never know what kind of diseases these nasty ass hos might be spreadin’! But it’s Mary S. Atlas with a Spear! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! Mary knocks Harper through the barricade into the crowd taking out several fans as they go! They are in the crowd now as they throw fans chairs at each other and all hell has broken loose! All four members now brawling through the crowd! Sierra Bradford just slapped the shit out of Holly Arrow with one of the fans’ beer cans! Meanwhile over by the balcony Mary S. Atlas just leaped off the steps and hit a Dropkick to the face of Harper Lee! This is not a clean match folks and that is especially true as Sierra has stolen a fans’ Taco Bell quesalupa and is stuffing it down the throat of Holly Arrow here in the crowd!
Stew-O: That has to be one of the most disgusting things that Holly Arrow has ever had in her mouth!
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t be so sure of that Stew. :mjlit:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: I don’t even want to know the context behind that. Mary S. Atlas now slamming the head of Harper Lee into the concrete floor as they are right outside the exit leading to the concessions area! Mary grabs Harper and throws her right at the door to the concessions area! It looks like this fight is spilling backstage! Harper goes flying into the conces-
Stew-O: Suddenly the door to the concessions area explodes in a flash of glass and light as Harper Lee is sent flying back into the crowd covered in blood. Harper is completely motionless as she lands in the lap of several fans in the crowd who quickly move which causes her to fall to the floor and hit her head on the fans’ chairs as she falls before slamming her head once again on the concrete. Come on people did you have to let her fall like that?!?! The fans are now running away as I am not even sure what happened here… but the door exploded?
(Mary S. Atlas is shown examining the door to the concessions area and finds that a number of light tubes have been fastened to the back. Not only that, but after the ones that exploded went off another set rolled down from a mechanism above the door to replace them! It appears that the door has been wired to set the light tubes to explode if anyone tries to leave ringside.)
Flannery McCoy: That seems very dangerous. What if a fan left to go use the restroom or get a snack during this match?
Stew-O: Well I am sure that it is safe and set to only go off if one of the wrestlers touches it.
Jake Mercer: :usure:
Stew-O: I’m actually not sure. :lupe: !!!
Flannery McCoy: What if the fans themselves are light tubes?
Jake Mercer: Well Harper Lee has died and is bleeding out in the audience as Mary S. Atlas goes to save Holly Arrow from being forced to eat that quesalupa. I bet that Holly is wishing that quesalupa was a light tube because it probably tastes better than Taco Bell ever could. Atlas makes her way over to Bradford and knocks her away.. Holly spits the quesalupa she has in her mouth at Sierra all over her face! Atlas & Arrow assault Sierra double teaming her through the crowd before eventually tossing her back over the barricade towards ringside! They stack several light tubes up on top of the stomach of Sierra before climbing to the top rope! Looking for a Double Team Aerial Maneuver! THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO FLY AND LAND ON TOP OF SIERRA WHO HAS THOSE LIGHT TUBES COVERING HER!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Sierra Bradford removes the light tubes and rolls out of the way! Sierra rolls under the ring and grabs something… It’s a box shaped light tube! Sierra chucks it as hard as she can at Holly Arrow who is nailed right in the head and falls off the top rope landing face first on the outside of the ring! But Mary S. Atlas flies off the top rope and takes out Sierra with a Flying Axe Handle! All three women down at ringside and Harper is still down somewhere in the audience as this match has suddenly come to a standstill!
(The camera zooms in on all four competitors of the match showing close ups of the various shards of glass and many cuts all over their bodies from the light tubes as well as having fallen in the glass shards scattered all over ringside by the light tubes as well.)
Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas makes her way back to her feet first as she is met by Sierra Bradford. Mary kicks Sierra in the gut and hits a Suplex on her right into several of the light tubes placed around ringside! Sierra is shaking violently as Mary grabs her and rolls her back in the ring to make the cover! Sierra’s body can’t handle much more of this punishment this could be it!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Sierra Bradford kicks out! What a strong powerful independent woman! She is sexy as hell too! Makes me want to whip out my flesh light tube real quick :whew:
Flannery McCoy: Nah I set that thing to explode too if you even try. :ufdup:
Jake Mercer: :whoa:
Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas is back on the outside digging around under the ring… and she pulls out a barbed wire covered light tube! She swings it around menacingly as she climbs into the ring. And smashes it into the gut of Sierra Bradford who just got up! She raises it high up in the air! But Sierra fighting back! Chops to the chest!!! But the barbed wire light tube shatters over the back of Sierra! Mary drops down and begins to grind the barbed wire into the back of Sierra! Mary yanks on the hair of Sierra as she places her foot on the back grinding in the barbed wire and the glass shards even further! Mary has gone completely insane as blood begins to flow out from Sierra’s back and the crowd is loving it! This is Dynasty! Mary reaches down and grabs the clump of barbed wire and yanks up Sierra by the hair! She brings the barbed wire down into the face of Sierra looking to grind that skin up too! But Sierra is fighting back!!! Sierra powering out of it!
Jake Mercer: Flan you were gonna tell me right? About what you did to my flesh light tube? Before I used it later after the show right?
Flannery McCoy: No.
Jake Mercer: :noah: !!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford breaks free and delivers a hard knee to the face of Mary S. Atlas! Wait look out! It’s Holly Arrow off the top rope! Flying Crossbody to Sierra!!! NO! Sierra grabs a handful of glass shards and throws them right in Holly’s face as she dives towards her!!! Sierra rips one of the turnbuckle padding light tubes off the turnbuckles with her bare hands! Holy shit she didn’t even untie it what strength!!! The light tube begins to flash!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA BRADFORD WHIPS THE EXPLODING LIGHT TUBE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MARY S. ATLAS!!! Sierra is out here fighting for her life against both opponents in what has essentially turned into a Handicap Match! Harper still hasn’t made her presence felt in this match since being blown up by the door out in the audience but Sierra might be able to pull this off all on her own! Sierra rolls out of the ring to grab several light tubes and slides them into the ring. She then goes beneath the ring and slides in several barbed wire light tubes as well. Holly Arrow is getting up to her feet but Sierra grabs her… Package Piledriver right into the piled up stack of light tubes in the ring!!! Sierra smashes one of the barbed wire light tubes across the back of Holly! No wait Holly kicked her in the face!!! Holly runs off the ropes being careful to avoid the light tubes tied up in them… BARBED WIRE LIGHT TUBE CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF HOLLY!!!
Flannery McCoy: Blood now pouring out from the back of the head of Holly Arrow as her entire hair is soon stained red from the gushing of blood as Sierra Bradford rips the barbed wire out. Sierra places the barbed wire and glass shards on the back of Holly and runs the ropes… Leaping stomp to Holly’s back driving the glass and barbed wire deep into her skin as the blood only pours out further! The crowd is shocked and appalled by what they are seeing here tonight! Sierra grabs a handful of glass and begins to grind it into the face of Holly! Sierra grabbing Holly by her slick bloody hair and rubbing her face across the ring leaving a bloody smear. Sierra going for the pin to mercifully end this thing!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: But Holly Arrow somehow kicks out! I don’t know if that was a good idea! Holly has lost a lot of blood but she continues to show the will to fight! Sierra Bradford now looking around wondering what it will take as she grabs several of the light tubes she threw into the ring stacking them on top of Holly. Sierra now going up to the top rope! Going high risk. Oh no what is she planning here?!?!?
Jake Mercer: SIERRA MIST!!! THE MOONSAULT FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE CRUSHING THE LIGHT TUBES INTO THE GUTS OF HOLLY ARROW! SHE GOT ALL OF IT! THE COVER! THIS THING HAS TO BE FINALLY AND MERCIFULLY OVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Mary S. Atlas comes flying out of nowhere to break up the cover! Atlas with a kendo stick light tube to the back of Sierra Bradford!!! Atlas then rolls out of the ring and flips the apron up… She pulls out a long light tube platform with spikes sticking out of it!!! What the hell? Those look like they could impale a motherfucker out here! This bitch be wylin! She slides it into the ring! But Sierra with an axe handle over her back before she can use it to her advantage! Sierra with a big kick to the face of Atlas! No! Atlas ducks beneath it and takes her out with a thunderous LARIATOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Atlas slides the spiked light tube platform over and grabs Sierra… She lifts her… But Sierra falls down to the mat and rolls to the outside!!! WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Jake Mercer: IT’S HARPER LEE!! HARPER COVERED IN BLOOD IS ON THE TOP ROPE!!! HARPER OFF THE TOP!!! SHE TRANSITIONS INTO THE AVALANCHE SWINGING NECKBREAKER IN MID-AIR!!! HARPER WITH THE POISON FIREWORKS SENDING BOTH HER AND ATLAS THROUGH THE SPIKED LIGHT TUBE PLATFORM!!! IT IMPALES THEM BOTH BEFORE ERUPTING INTO A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ELECTRICITY, HEAT, AND GLASS SHARDS!!! THE SPIKES IN THE PLATFORM WERE LITERALLY STICKING THROUGH THEIR SKIN WHEN IT EXPLODED!!!
Crowd: EAW! EAW! EAW!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd is off a perc here tonight as these women have become truly deceased in the ring tonight. Let’s end the match. It is not safe to continue!
Crowd: Fight forever! Fight forever! Fight forever!
Flannery McCoy: Or nah let’s just continue.
Stew-O: This match will not end unless it is by pinfall, submission, or DEATH! It is a deathmatch after all Flanny baby! Sierra Bradford now sliding back into the ring as she was too stunned by what just occurred but then suddenly realized she needs to make the cover on Mary S. Atlas!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Holly Arrow comes leaping in smashing a light tube over the back of Sierra Bradford to break up the pin! This ring is absolutely covered in smashed light tubes, barbed wire, and glass. But Holly is swinging a light tube chain around! She wraps it around the throat of Sierra!!! She is choking the life out of her with that light tube! She tosses her over the top rope! Sierra now being hung over the top rope with that light tube chain as her face begins to turn red! We are seeing an execution here tonight!
Stew-O: But Sierra has no choice! She reaches into her tights and pulls out an ice pick! She begins to stab at the light tube chain around her neck causing it to shatter! The chain eventually breaks enough for Sierra to fall to the outside but look at the burns around her neck! She busted the light tube right next to her skin and she may have damaged her throat severely here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Holly Arrow with a Tope Con Giro over the top rope sending both her and Sierra Bradford into the light tube table set up at ringside!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jake Mercer: It is complete destruction here at ringside as all these women are lying motionless and we have officials now coming out to check on them. Officials are shown helping Harper Lee up. But Harper hits a low blow on the referee! Harper beating the shit out of the officials who are just trying to help! She is refusing to let the match end this way as she tosses an official over the top rope causing him to shatter a number of light tubes on the way! Harper has completely lost her shit as she begins tearing at the light tube paddings on the ring apron and throwing them at the lifeless body of Mary S. Atlas in the ring. Harper grabs a glass shard as she rolls out of the ring and begins slicing into the forehead of Holly Arrow! She then turns around and begins slicing into the ring itself!
Flannery McCoy: :eek:h:
Stew-O: Why is she cutting the ring? What did the EAW ring ever do to hurt anyone?
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee is cutting the apron on the ring as she rolls back inside and begins to pull up the ring apron as well as the padding underneath! Harper exposing the hard wood beneath the ring as she looks to do some real damage! WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?
Harper Lee: :eek:h:
Stew-O: As Harper Lee exposes the interior of the EAW ring she finds that beneath the apron, mat, and padding there is not just simply a layer of hard wood…
Flannery McCoy: THERE IS A LAYER OF LIGHT TUBES COVERING THE BOTTOM OF THE RING! BUT THOSE AREN’T JUST LIGHT TUBES!!!
(A flashing red light is shown amidst the light tubes attached to a device connecting all of them with a timer counting down.)
Jake Mercer: These are C4 explosive light tubes!!! Harper Lee just exposed the explosive light tubes within the ring as she looks absolutely horrified! And the timer has almost run out! Only a minute left! Harper has to finish this before it goes off! Harper grabs Mary S. Atlas and slides her into the ring! Harper with the Peace Sign right into some of the exposed light tubes lining the bottom of the ring! Harper with the cover! She is going to end this before the ring ends her!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! HOLLY ARROW LEAPED INTO THE RING JUST IN TIME TO MAKE THE SAVE!!!
Timer: Five… Four… Three… Two… One…
Jake Mercer: But Mary S. Atlas rolled out of the ring just in time! The same cannot be said for Harper Lee and Holly Arrow!!!
**BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!**
(Suddenly the entire ring begins to implode as all the light tubes beneath the ring mat as well as those tied to the ropes begin to shatter and the entire ring collapses within itself. The ring ropes fling inwards as the structure collapses sending the turnbuckle padding light tubes flying inwards crashing into Harper and Holly as they are buried in a sea of shattered glass and their own blood.)
Crowd: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? HARPER LEE AND HOLLY ARROW JUST HAD THEIR LIVES TAKEN FROM THEM BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! RIP IN PEACE!!
Stew-O: We have officials now rushing down to the ring trying to clear the glass shards out of the way to help Harper Lee and Holly Arrow. But Sierra Bradford and Mary S. Atlas are both up and still going at it outside of where the ring used to be! Sierra throws a handful of glass shards right into the face of Atlas! But Atlas responds by simply slapping the shit out of her as glass shards stick out of her bloody hand! Atlas wrings her hair of the blood that has been dripping down from that wound on the back of her head and flings it into Sierra’s eyes!
Jake Mercer: WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!! MARY S. ATLAS WITH THAT DEVASTATING MOVE DOWN RIGHT ONTO A LIGHT TUBE CHAIR!!! MARY WITH THE COVER ON SIERRA!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SIERRA BRADFORD SOMEHOW KICKED OUT!!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE SURVIVE THAT? Sierra with the will to fight! She is fighting for the Realm here tonight! Her partner is dead and she refuses to give up!!!
Sierra Bradford: YOU DUMB BITCH IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!?!?
Mary S. Atlas: :usure:
Stew-O: MARY S. ATLAS SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF SIERRA BRADFORD AND CURB STOMPS HER HEAD INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!!! SIERRA LIFTS UP HER HEAD SCREAMING AS HER FACE IS COVERED IN GLASS SHARDS BUT MARY JUST STOMPS IT DOWN INTO THE GLASS ONE MORE TIME!!!
Flannery McCoy: MARY S. ATLAS STOMPS ON SIERRA’S HEAD AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! SHE IS KICKING HER AS HARD AS SHE CAN RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE NECK OVER AND OVER AGAIN! SIERRA IS COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS AS MARY HAS LOST CONTROL! A POOL OF BLOOD IS FORMING AROUND SIERRA’S HEAD AS MARY S. ATLAS LIFTS HER UP AND RAKES HER ACROSS THE EYES! BUT SIERRA JUST COLLAPSES IN A MOTIONLESS BLOODY HEAP!
Jake Mercer: Mary S. Atlas pulls up Sierra as she drags her over to a large clump of twisted glass and barbed wire left over from the explosion. She hooks the head… MOST WANTED DDT RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE! ATLAS GOES FOR THE COVER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the team of MARY S. ATLASSSSSSSSSSSS AND HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Where’s My Wonderland ‘ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as the referee raises up Mary S. Atlas’ hand in the ruins left behind from that match at ringside. Mary can barely stand as she makes her way through the destruction shoving officials aside to pull up her bloody partner Holly Arrow. Holly is barely conscious herself but manages to flash a smile as Mary informs her that they have won the match!)
Flannery McCoy: The crowd is not happy that Mary S. Atlas won this thing but after a war like that can you really say that there were any winners at all? All four of these women had their careers shortened and also killed the business with that outlaw mudshow garbage wrestling spectacle!
Jake Mercer: They certainly did Flan. And you have to feel bad for The Realm who will be walking out of here with nothing if they are walking out at all. It looks like somehow Sierra is back up as she makes her way over to the officials tending to Harper. She falls to her knees as she informs Harper of what happened that she lost the match for them and you can just see the crushing expression of disappointment on her face. Harper’s expression grows cold and distant as she thinks about everything they went through only for it all to culminate in a crushing defeat.
Crowd: *standing ovation*
Stew-O: But Harper Lee is standing up! The crowd on their feet as after all of the hell they went through somehow Harper is standing up here in the ring! The Realm may have been defeated but they have survived and they are still together to fight another day!!! Sierra is in tears as she hugs Harper nearly knocking her over again.
Flannery McCoy: The officials are now helping Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow backstage as The Realm comfort each other in the ring and we are going to need a lot more officials out here soon enough… Cuz we have a whole new ring to build before the rest of the show begins. From what I am being told that was obviously a specially designed ring just for this match so we obviously have another one ready to go.
Crowd: REALM! REALM! REALM!
(Sierra let’s go of the hug as she talks softly to Harper at the center of the ring, attempting to console her to the best of her ability.As Sierra consoles Harper, the emotion on her face begins to drain from a sympathetic face to a cold expression)
Harper Lee: (Off-Mic) No.
Sierra Bradford: (Off-Mic) What-
(Harper Lee with the same cold emotionless expression on her face grabs a wrench from the ring crew’s tool box and smashes Sierra Bradford over the head from behind. Sierra collapses to the ground with a thud completely knocked unconscious.)
Flannery McCoy: …
Jake Mercer: …
(Harper Lee shoves officials out of the way as she grabs the entire toolbox from the ring crew and slams it down on Sierra Bradford’s head from behind. She then reaches down and yanks Sierra up by the hair pulling her into her lap as she sits down at ringside.)
Harper Lee: …
(Harper Lee slowly pulls Sierra Bradford’s bloody hair out of her face as she holds her unconscious body in her arms gently still staring at her with the same cold emotionless expression she has worn since learning that they lost the match.)
Harper Lee: …
Flannery McCoy: NO!
(Harper Lee reaches down and grabs a pliers from the toolset. She forces Sierra’s jaw open as she places the pliers inside and clamps it down hard on Sierra’s tongue. Harper then begins to pull on the pliers!)
Jake Mercer: SHE IS TRYING TO YANK HER TONGUE OUT!!!
(EAW security pours out from backstage in droves as they separate Harper Lee from Sierra Bradford before she can successfully rip her tongue out of her mouth. However, Harper does not resist and continues to stare at Sierra with the same dead expression as she allows the EAW officials to drag her backstage. Medical personnel surround Sierra as they load her onto a stretcher and soon after carry her backstage as well.)
Flannery McCoy: I am honestly speechless. I don’t know what to say.
Stew-O: Not much we can say. I don’t even know how to begin explaining what we just saw.
Jake Mercer: The Realm has been destroyed. That’s all I can think after seeing that. Harper Lee has turned her back on her best friend. Former tag team champions tonight… are no more.
Flannery McCoy: But why? Why do this? Why now? Why Harper? Why?
(A hushed silence has fallen over the entire crowd as the ring crew finishes repairing the ringside area for the next match in silence. None of them are shown talking to each other either. They complete their work and leave without a word as they are as stunned as everyone else.)
(The camera cuts to an EAW Network special featuring the Realm showing off their various cosplay entrances from various EAW shows. They are shown smiling and laughing together having a good time as they thrill the EAW crowd with their creativity and friendship. Everyone should have fun!!!)
(Reckless Wiring returns to a shot of the Dynasty commentary team.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen,welcome back to the Dynasty exclusive Free-Per-view, Reckless Wiring! Coming up next is one of the most highly anticipated tag-team matches of 2021 thus far, if not the most so!
Stew-O: Indeed, coming up next, IDOL-GUN will defend their EAW Unified Tag Team Titles against Donovan Duke and Maxwell, of Insurgency!
Jake Mercer: Oh, boy! The bad blood feud has been real between these two teams coming into this event. They’ve been at one another’s throats for weeks now, and tonight, the score will finally be settled!
Stew-O: Yes, it will! But this isn;t just any tag team matchup, it’s a ring of fire match! The ring apron will serve home to scathing hot flames that will surround the entirety of the ring! The only way in or out is through the fire!
(Stephie Love is shown with a microphone in hand.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCh, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! IT IS A RING OF FIRE MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPPPPSSSSS!!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd cheers.)
Stephie Love: THIS MATCH WILL OPERATE UNDER TORNADO TAG TEAM RULES, EVERY COMPETITOR IS LEGAL AT ALL TIMES! IT IS ALSO NO DISQUALIFICATION! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS VIA PINFALL, OR SUBMISSION INSIDE OF THE RING!
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis begins to ring throughout the arena as Maxwell and Donovan Duke make their way onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGERS! WRESTLING AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 446 POOOUUNNDDSSSS!!!!! MAXWELL AND DONOVAN DUKE, INSURGENCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd boos as Maxwell and Donovan Duke bump fists and make their way down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: This event is a huge opportunity for all four members of Insurgency, but for these two in particular. Maxwell and Donovan Dkke are the younger, more unaccomplished members of the faction, so to claim the tag team titles against IDOL-GUN would certainly establish Insurgency as the top faction in EAW today! Could you imagine if Insurgency had The Pure title, the tag titles, and a win over DEDEDE in one night? This night could be a major step in the careers of these two young men right here.
Jake Mercer: Agreed, joining Insurgency was a great business move on the parts of both men. They believe Insurgency is their chance to revolt against what’s kept them from grabbing their true potential! But that’s an easier said than done task when talking about defeating IDOL-GUN! Let’s see how well they fare against EAW’s top tag team right now!
(‘The Day’ by Porno Graffitti begins to sound throughout the arena, replacing the sound, as the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai, IDOL-GUN, walk onto the stage. Dressed in matching black and gold colors, IDOL-GUN stand glorious in the strobing lights of their entrance.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, WRESTLING AT A COMBINED WEIGHT 231 POOOUNDSSS!! THEY ARE THE UNIFIED EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONNNSSSSS!!!! HIKARI KANNOOOOOOOO AND MIKU SAKAIIIIII, IDOL-GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd boos once again.)
Flannery McCoy: My lord, these two young women have taken EAW by storm, haven’t they? Claiming the mantle of EAW unified tag team champions, and defeating some of the best tag teams we’ve seen over the last year. What a talented and dynamic duo they are, incorporating that strong-style of wrestling into their offense, and cohesive ability as a team. They are incredibly dangerous, but face a very real threat in Insurgency tonight!
Stew-O: Yes, they do! This ring of fire match is going to be absolutely incredible, and twitch these two teams, I have a feeling it won’t be pretty either! This is destined to be brutal and cruel, we;’ll just have to see who can endure that cruelty more than the other team!
(IDOL-GUN gives their titles to the referee, as the ring edges light on fire. The apron is encased in flames, the referee signals for the timekeeper to start the match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: HERE WE GO! The ring is ablaze as these two teams go right at it! The bad blood between these two has been at breaking point all week! Miku Sakai right after Maxwell, and Hikari engages Donovan Duke! Miku with forearms to the face of Maxwell, now burying a knee in his midsection! Miku Sakai now off the ropes, fires off a running dropkick to the chest of Maxwell- NO! He disetseps at the last minute! He grabs Miku and tries to clothesline her over the top rope!
Stew-O: MIKU’S A FOOT AWAY FROM THE FIRE! HANGING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, TRYING TO FIGHT MAXWELL OFF! Now it’s Hikari Kanno from behind, she grabs Maxwell for a german suplex! What power from Kanno! Donovan Duke shoots off a roundhouse kick to the back of Hikari’s head! It doesn’t take- BUT IT NEARLY HITS MAXWELL! Maxwell was able to catch the kick at the very last minute, wait- HIKARI’S UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HOW DID SHE GET UP THERE THAT FAST!!
Jake Mercer: IF SHE FALLS SHE’S GOING RIGHT INTO THE FIRE THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!!
Stew-O: SHE’S GOING TO FALL ALRIGHT, FALL LIKE A THUNDERBOLT TO INSURGENCY! HIKARI OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK TO DONOVAN AND MAXWELL! WHAT A MOVE FROM HIKARI KANNO! Both men dropped to their knees after that huge dropkick from the top, look at IDOL-GUN! Already on the offensive! BOTH WOMEN NOW WITH RUNNING DROPKICKS TO INSURGENCY!! Hikari and Miku are on fire, no pun intended!
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, they are! IDOL-GUN already causing miscommunications between Donovan and Maxwell! Donovan Duke just barely getting to his feet- OH NO! MIKU SAKAI OFF THE ROPES, NOW WITH A RUNNING HEADSCISSORS THAT SENDS DONOVAN FLYING THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE!!! HE GOT SENT BARRELING RIGHT THROUGH THAT FIRE!!! DONOVAN DUKE ALREADY BEING SCORCHED BY THAT FIRE!!! But Maxwell blasts Miku Sakai from behind! Hikari Kanno goes for a big boot to Maxwell, but he sidesteps her! A European uppercut to Hikari Kanno! Now Maxwell clotheslines her over the top rope! HIKARI KANNO USES HER POWER TO JUST BARELY AVOID THAT FIRE!!
Stew-O: Maxwell now grabs Miku and holds her face to the flame! SHE’S FIGHTING, SHE NEARS THE FIRE INCH BY INCH, MAXWELL IS TRYING TO PERMANENTLY SCAR THE FACE OF MIKU! HER HEAD BEING DRAGGED UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE- BANG! SHE SNAPS A BOOT OFF THE BACK OF MAXWELL’S HEAD! Now ducking under a clothesline attempt from Maxwell, coming off the ropes and launching herself with a running blockbuster! Driving Maxwell into the canvas!! What athleticism from Miku Sakai!
Jake Mercer: Outside the ring, Hikari Kanno is duking it out with Donovan Duke! Hikari runs with another basement dropkick attempt! Donovan Duke telegraphed that one, stepping out of the way, now trying to stomp on Hikari! She rolls out of the way just in time, BUT SHE’S MET WITH A SUPERKICK BY DONOVAN DUKE! DONOVAN DUKE SHOCKED HIKARI WITH A SUPERKICK! SHE’S JUST BARELY ON A KNEE, NOW DONOVAN LIFTING HER INTO THE AIR!!!! OH NO, HE’S GOT HER IN A MILITARY PRESS POSITION! HE’S GOING TO TRY AND DUMP HIKARI INTO THE FIRE!!
Flannery McCoy: HIKARI IN DEEP TROUBLE! SHE ESCAPES OUT THE BACKDOOR AT THE LAST SECOND, AND SHOVES DONOVAN TOWARDS THAT LIT UP RING APRON! DONOVAN ABLE TO STOP BEFORE HE REACHES THE FLAMES, BOOOOM!!! HIKARI NOW WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE FACE OF DUKE! SHOWING OFF A KICK OF HER OWN! OH GOD, HIKARI IS LOOKING FOR ‘BRIGHTSTAR’!!! THAT URANAGE SLAM ON THE FLOOR! DONOVAN FIGHTS OUT, BUT HIKARI HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE, NOW A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE!!! GOOD GOD!!!
Stew-O: HIKARI SNAPPED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD OFF THE APRON WITH THAT SUPLEX!! Wait! Maxwell kicks out the leg of Miku in the ring! Then follows up with a stomp to the knee! Miku Sakai is down! HOW IS HIKARI SUPPOSED TO GET BACK INTO THE RING?!? SHE CAN”T CROSS OVER THAT FIRE!!! Maxwell smiling at Hikari- BUT MIKU SIKAI FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! THAT ONE KNOCKED MAXWELL INTO THE ROPES, HE BOUNDS BACK AND IS MET WITH A RUNNING HIP ATTACK FROM MIKU!!
Jake Mercer: MIku Sakai now trying to SET HIM UP FOR THE ‘STARFALL!’ SHE’S GOT HIM IN POSITION FOR THE VERTEBREAKER! MAXWELL SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT AND MANAGING TO GET TO THE ROPES- WAIT, MIKU DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! NO!! MAXWELL IS WRAPPED AROUND THE TOP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE!!! HE’S CLINGING TO THAT TOP ROPE, AND HERE COMES MIKU SAKAI AGAIN!!! MIKU SAKAI WITH A RUNNING HIP ATTACK THAT SENDS MAXWELL BARRELING AGAINST THE FLAMES, DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE BACK OF MAXWELL WAS TURNED INTO WELL DONE TOAST BY THOSE FLAMES!
Stew-O: IDOL-GUN flowing once again! HIKARI KANNO GRABS A HOLD OF MAXWELL, HERE GOES MIKU SAKAI!!!! TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOO!!!!! MIKU FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OVER THE FLAMES, WIPING OUT MAXWELL!! He’s down and out, IDOL-GUN are showing off right now! Wait, what is..DONOVAN DUKE JUST PULLED BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF HIS BOOT, HE PUNCHES HIKARI KANNO SQUARE IN THE FACE WITH THEM!!! HIKARI DROPS TO THE GROUND! MIKU CHARGES AT DONOVAN, BUT HE TOSSES THE BRASS KNUCKLES OVER TO MAXWELL, WHO RUSHES MIKU SAKAI WITH A RUNNING PUNCH!!!
Flannery McCoy: IDOL-GUN aren’t shy from bending the rules in whatever way they see fit, but neither is Insurgency! With one swift brass knuckles attack, they’ve turned this match around! Both members of IDOL-GUN are down, but Donovan Duke and Maxwell are still just about worse-for-wear! They don’t plan on offering IDOL-GUN any quarter! Reaching under the ring again is Maxwell…now unsheathing a steel chair. All things considered, I’d take that cold steel over those scathing flames. What in God’s name….is that…IT’S GASOLINE! MAXWELL WITH GASOLINE IN HIS HANDS! Donovan Duke is setting up the chair, what are they thinking!?! Maxwell dousing the chair in gasoline now, he holds to the lames around the ring! THE CHAIR IS SET ABLAZE! OH GOD, DONOVAN DUKE IS LIFTING HIKARI KANNO INTO THE AIR, LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB ON THIS FLAMING CHAIR!!!!
Jake Mercer: GOOD LORD, HIKARI KANNO IS SECONDS AWAY FROM BEING DRIVEN INTO THAT FLAMING CHAIR!! WAIT, SHE TRANSITIONS TO AN ARMBAR!!! SHE’S GOT THE ARM OF DONOVAN DUKE!! SHE’S TRYING TO SNAP THAT ARM!!! GOOD GOD, DONOVAN”S ARM IS ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING!! HERE COMES MAXWELL, PUNCHES TO THE BACK OF HIKARI, BUT SHE’S STILL GOT THE HOLD IN!!! MIKU SAKAI TACKLES MAXWELL TO THE FLOOR, AND THE BRAWL IS ON!!! MIKU AND MAXWELL ARE IN AN ALL OUT HOCKEY FIGHT!!
Stew-O: THAT ARM MUST BE MADE OF STEEL, HOW HAS IT NOT SNAPPED YET?!?! IT’S GOING TO GIV- NO! DONOVAN DUKE SWINGS KANNO INTO THE BARRICADE!! ANAD AGAIN!! REPEATED SWINGS OF HIKARI KANNO’S BODY INTO THE BARRICADE!!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM DONOVAN DUKE!!! OH GOD, HE LIFTS INTO POWERBOMB POSITION AGAIN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DON’T DO IT!!!!
Stew-O: DONOVAN DUKE WITH A POWERBOMB FROM HELLLLLL!!!! HIKARI KANNO’S BODY BROKE IN HALF OVER THAT FLAMING CHAIR, SHE’S VICIOUSLY CLUTCHING AT HER NECK AND BACK!!! SHE JUST GOT PLANTED THROUGH A STEEL CHAIR ON FIRE!!! SHE’S GOTTA BE OUT OF THIS MATCH!! SURELY!!
Jake Mercer: Miku is clawing to get to Hikari, but Maxwell and Donovan Duke are on the assault! Duke and Maxwell said they were going to shake up the tag team division, what a win it would be to take the belts back to Insurgency! HERE GOES DONOVAN DUKE AGAIn, WHAT POWER FROM THIS YOUNG MAN, HE’S GOT MIKU IN A MILITARY PRESS!!! HE DROPS HER FROM HIGH IN THE AIR, MAXWELL INTERCEPTS HER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE IN MID-AIR!!! WHAT A COMBINATION!! Miku Sikai is just being punished right now, Hikari Kanno is still down and out after that vicious powerbomb through the flaming chair!
Flannery McCoy: Miku Sikai just a sitting duck, Maxwell makes a b-line for her! Miku with a drop-toe hold! A clever drop toe-hold that planted Maxwell face first into the floor! BUT A SPINNING BACK FIRST FROM DONOVAN DUKE JUST DROPPED MIKU TO THE FLOOR! ‘DEALER’S CHOICE’ FROM DONOVAN DUKE, NOW HE THROWS MIKU BACK INTO THE RING, THROUGH THE FIRE!!! MIKU SAKAI THROUGH THE FIRE!!! MIKU SAKAI JUST GOT TOSSED THROUGH THAT FIRE, SHE’S IN THE RING CONVULSING IN PAIN! THOSE WHITE HOT BURNS ON HER BACK ARE SHOWING ALREADY!!
Stew-O: Donovan Duke now ripping the padding off the barricade and placing it over the fire, what genius from Donovan Duke! Donovan Duke hops on that pad and quickly gets into the ring, before the padding catches flames! He’s back in the ring, Maxwell and Hikari still on the outside. Donovan eyes Miku Sakai, calling for her to get back to her feet! Perhaps Donovan is eyeing a finish! MIKU BACK ON HER FEET, DONOVAN CHARGES TOWARDS HER! MIKU SIESTEPS AND DONOVAN GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE POST, THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE!!! NOW MIKU SAKAI ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, HERE SHE GOES!!! MIKU SAKAI WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTON OFF THE TOP ROPE, CRUSHING THE BODY OF DONOVAN DUKE AGAINST THE FLAMES!!!
Jake Mercer: SHE JUST GRILLED THE FACE OF DONOVAN DUKE AGAINST THAT LIT UP APRON, SHE SHIELDED HERSELF FROM THE FLAMES WITH HIS BODY!! MIKU SIKAI POPPED UP TO THAT TOP ROPE AND DOVE WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTON THAT STAPLED DONOVAN DUKE TO THE APRON!! HE CLUTCHES AT HIS BODY, BUT HE’S BEEN BADLY BURNED! Miku Sakai laying everything on the line for a huge win here tonight! Hikaro Kanno on the outside, starting to gather herself, Maxwell is trying to tend to Donovan Duke, but Hikari Kanno isn’t going to let that happen!
Flannery McCoy: Hikari Kanno blasts Maxwell into the ring steps with a running dropkick! Now lifting Maxwell to his feet, and slamming him against the barricade! Hikari Kanno with two nasty knees to the body of Maxwell, then sending him towards Miku Sakai, who grabs a hold of Maxwell! HIKARI WITH ANOTHER RUNNING DROPKICK AND MIKU TRANSITIONS INTO A BACKBREAKER!!! WHAT A COMBINATION, THAT DROPKICK BACKBREAKER, THESE TWO ARE LIKE A WELL OILED MACHINE! Maxwell crawling around the ringside area, but IDOL-GUN have their target still in their sights!
Stew-O: HERE GOES MIKU- CRASH! SHE WAS INTERCEPTED BY DONOVAN DUKE, WHO LANDED A FLUSH SUPERKICK OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, HOW IS HE BACK IN THIS MATCH?!? HIS BACK WAS BURNT BEYOND BELIEF ONLY A FEW MOMENTS AGO! THERE IS NO QUIT IN THEIR TEAM! Hikarri to the other side of the ring, she engages Duke! These two are battling it out, but Maxwell makes it back to his feet, storming in with a sweep to Hikari’s leg! Now they surround Kanno! Hikari on her knees-what the, she reaches under the apron for something…what is that?! IT’S THE DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE!
Jake Mercer: SHE’S GOT THE DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE! SHE SMACKS IT OFF THE SKULL OF DONOVAN, AND CRACKS IT OFF MAXWELL’S JAW! Hikari takes the ring steps and places them on top of the other set, this is brilliant! Hikarri now able to get over the flames, back into the ring! She managed to find a way over the fire, and she can take a brief moment from the Insurgency onslaught! But for how long, Donovan Duke and Maxwell see that Kanno is alone in the ring, and they have a way over the fire now too- CRACK!
Stew-O: MIKU OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK!!! :DAMN: DAMN: DAMN: !!!! SHE RATTLES IT OFF THE HEAD OF MAXWELL, AND SHOVES HIM INTO DONOVAN DUKE! MIKU GETS BACK INTO THE RING, AND THE PLAYING FIELD IS LEVELED! Insurgency now removes two more pairs of brass knuckles from a pouch beneath the ring, and enters the ring! OH BOY, HERE WE GO!! THE BRAWL IS ONNNNNN!!!!! IDOL-GUN AND INSURGENCY ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, SLUGGING IT OUT!!! SELFIE STICKS, MICROPHONES, BRASS KNUCKLES, THESE TAG TEAMS ARE USING IT ALL!!!! MIKU SAKAI RATTLES THE SELFIE STICK AGAINST THE TEETH OF MAXWELL! DONOVAN DUKE DROPS HER WITH A HUGE PUNCH!!!! MIKU FLIES IN AND LEVELS HIM WITH THE MICROPHONE TO THE HEAD!!! NOW MAXWELL OFF THE ROPES A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELLLLL!!!!!!
(Crowd begins to chant “FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!”.)
Flannery McCoy: I COULDN’T AGREE MORE! THIS SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWD IS ON ITS FEET RIGHT NOW AS THESE TWO TEAMS JUST PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR AND EMPTIED THE GAS TANK! WOW! Maxwell is the first to his feet, he grabs Donovan and tells him that the time for victory is now! MIKU SAKAI SPITS IN THE FACE OF MAXWELL! GOOD LORD, WHAT DISRESPECT FROM ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! NOW MAXWELL WITH THE GROUND AND POUND TO MIKU SAKAI! A fury of punches and forearms to the face of Sakai, she probably shouldn’t have done that!
Stew-O: Now Maxwell drags her up by the hair, and throws her into the arms of Donovan Duke. DONOVAN PLANTS HER WITH A SNAP DDT, DRIVING HER HEAD INTO THE CANVAS! NOW ROLLING THROUGH AND TAKING HER BACK, HE LIFTS HER INTO THE AIR, A DEADLIFT FROM THE EVER-POWERFUL DUKE! LAUNCHING MIKU WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE SENT HER HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! Miku Sakai is down and out, Maxwell with his foot on the back of her neck, wait, now he’s grabbed her by the hair and telling her to open her eyes…DONOVAN DUKE HAS THE SELFIE STICK, OH NO!!!
Jake Mercer: NOT THE SELFIE STICK, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DONOVAN DUKE TELLS MIKU TO SAY GOODBYE, AND HE TOSSES THE SELFIE STICK INTO THE FLAMES!!! HE DID IT, HE THREW THE SELFIE STICK INTO THE FIRE, AND MIKU IS HELPLESS! MAXWELL THROWS HER HEAD BACK TO THE GROUND!! OH NO, HIKARI KANNO SAW THAT!!! SHE’S ENRAGED!!! GOOD LORD, THESE MEN ARE IN TROUBLE!!! HIKARI KANNO GETS TO HER FEET AND FIRES A BIG BOOT AGAINST THE FACE OF MAXWELL!! NOW TURNING AROUND AND TRYING TO BREAK THE JAW OF DONOVAN WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! SHE’S ENRAGED!!!
Stew-O: MAXWELL BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT KANNO AVOIDS HIS PUNCH ATTEMPT, AND PLACES AN ELBOW ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!! DROPPING MAXWELL TO THE CANVAS!!! NOW HOISTING DONOVAN DUKE UP, SHE’S CALLING FOR MIKU SAKAI TO GET TO HER FEET, AND SHE DOES! HIKARI KANNO WITH A DOUBLE CHICKENWING HOLD, SHE’S GOT IT IN!!! MIKU ON THE TOP ROPE, THIS IS GONNA BE IT!! THIS WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE OF THEY CAN EXECUTE THIS MOVE!!! MIKU SAKAI OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH ‘SKYFALLLLLLLLL’!!!!! ‘SKYFALLLLLLLLLLLLL’!!!!!! THAT CORKSCREW CUTTER, MIKU GOT ALL OF IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOW HIKARI KANNO LOCKS IN THE ‘ALLELUIA’!!!! THE MODIFIED RINGS OF SATURN IS IN, IDOL-GUN GOT ALL OF THE ‘I.D.P’ AND THIS IS GOING TO BE IT!!!! DONOCAN DUKE IS ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING, HE CAN’T WITHSTAND THIS PAIN!! THIS IS IT!!! HE’S WAVING THE HAND ABOUT TO TAP!! HE’S DONE FOR!! JUST TAP ALREADY, IDOL GUN WILL RETAIN, AND STILL! JESUS LORD, HIKARI’S GOING TO KILL HIM IF HE DOESN’T GIVE IT UP!!! WAIT, HE’S RAISED THE HAND IN THE AIR!! THE TAP IS COMI-
Jake Mercer: MAXWELL INTO BREAKUP THE SUBMISSION AS HE BULLDOZES MIKU ONTOP OF HIKARI!!! HE SAVES THE MATCH FOR HIS TEAM, BUT HIKARI AND MIKU STILL MADE DUKE PAY FOR DESTROYING THE DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK!!! Now Maxwell exits the ring, barely on his feet, just drudging over those stacked steel steps to the ringside area. And he’s….what the hell…HE’S GOT THE GASOLINE AGAIN! NO, DO NOT BRING THAT NEAR THE FIRE, MAXWELL IS GOING TO KILL US ALL, THIS CRAZED PYROMANIAC!!!
Flannery McCoy: Maxwell brings the gasoline back into the ring, good lord, please just drop it, Maxwell! Now he…OH NO, HE’S GOT THE DIAMOND STUDDED MICROPHONE, AND HE STARTS TO COVER IT IN GASOLINE!!! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO WITH THIS?!? WAIT, MAXWELL PULLS OUT A GLOVE FROM HIS TRUNKS! HE’S GOT A KEVLAR GLOVE!!!! HE’S GOT THAT HEAVY DUTY GLOVE, AND HE LIGHTS THE MICROPHONE ON FIRE…OH NO!!!! MAXWELL DON’T!!!! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN, NOOO!!!!! MAXWELL SHOVES THE FLAMING MICROPHONE INTO HIKARI KANNO’S MOUTH!!!!!!
Stew-O: HOSLSLSDLSL!LOLALDLPO!!!!! MAXWELL STOP! HE’S HOLDING THAT FIRE IN THE MOUTH OF HIKARI, SOMEONE STOP HIM!!! MIKU TRIES TO GET AT MAXWELL, BUT DONOVAN STOMPS ON THE BACK OF MIKU, AND HE LOCKS IN THE ‘BANKRUPT’ GUILLOTINE SUBMISSION!!! HIS FINISHING SUBMISSION, HE’S PUT SO MANY TO SLEEP WITH THIS MOVE, AND MIKU IS GOING OUT WATCHING HIKARI GET TORTURED!!! INSURGENCY HAVE RISEN FROM THE ASHES AND ARE COMMITNG A LITERAL MURDER HERE TONIGHT!!!!
Jake Mercer: MIKU IS ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING!!! MIKU IS SO CLOSE TO TAPPING OUT, WE’RE GONNA HAVE NEW CHAMPS!!! INSURGENCY ARE TAKING THE BELTS HOME, NO WAY MIKU GETS OUT OF THIS!!! THIS IS IT, SHE’ HAS TO TAP, THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE, GIVE IT UP MIKU!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT IN THE, LOOK AT HIKARI KANNO, SHE’S PRYING THE MICROPHONE OUT OF HER MOUTH, AND DRIVES IT INTO THE FACE OF MAXWELL! HE FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS, KANNO TOSSES THE DIAMOND STUDDED MIC TO MIKU AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!! MIKU GRABS IT AND SHOVES IT INTO THE EYE OF DONOVAN DUKE!! DONOVAN DUKE IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD AS HE CLUTCHES AT HIS EYE!! MIKU SAKAI FALLS TO THE CANVAS ALMOST UNCONSCIOUSLY, HOW VIOLENT IS THIS GOING TO GET?? WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR ONE TEAM TO FINALLY GIVE THIS UP??! NOTHING SHORT OF A NUCLEAR BOMB AT THIS POINT!!! Hikari Kanno is spitting out blood and gasoline, but she’s still managing to get to her knees!
Jake Mercer: Hikari has a devilish look in her eyes, she doesn’t even care about the victory at this point, she’s going to make Maxwell pay for what he’s done! Hikari Kanno gets to her feet and sends Maxwell tumbling over the top rope, she follows him to the outside, she’s going to torture him for what he did to her! But Maxwell with one final surge of energy, he delivers a back elbow to Kanno, and drives her into the barricade! Both competitors are so exhausted, they’ve got nothing left to give!
Stew-O: Hikari Kanno does have something left to give! She raises a knee to the jaw of Maxwell, and it puts him on wobbly legs! Now once more taking out the leg with a basement dropkick! My god, she uses that so well! HIKARI IS LOOKING FOR ONE FINAL DEVASTATING ATTACK! ‘THE KANNO SUPERBUSTER’!!! THAT GUTWRENCH POWERBOBM, SHE WANTS TO POWERBOMB MAXWELL ONTO THE APRON!!!! HIKARI TRYING TO LIFT HIM- But she just can’t do it, she doesn;t have the strength left!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MAXWELL IS NOW ON THE ATTACK, A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF HIKARI! A STINGING CHOP LATE IN THIS MATCH, NOW AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP FROM MAXWELL!!! HE’S CAUGHT A SECOND WIND! NOW IT’S MAXWELL WHO LIFTS HIKARI FOR A POWERBOMB!!! HE’S GOT HER HIGH UP IN THE AIR, HE’S GONNA DO IT!!! THIS ONE WILL LEAVE HIKARI TO BURN, AND IDOL-GUN’S TITLE REIGN ALIKE! KANNO IS ABOUT TO GET POWERBOMBED INTO THE CENTER OF THOSE ENGULFING FLAMES!! HERE SHE GOEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS-
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT MIKU SAKAI!!! SHE TOSSES A PAIR OF THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES OUT TO HIKARI, WHO QUICKLY USES THEM TO POUND AWAY AT THE SKULL OF MAXWELL!!! THAT DROPPED MAXWELL TO THE FLOOR, WHAT AWARENESS FROM MIKU SAKAI!!! THESE TWO WILL TRULY NEVER LET THE OTHER PERISH!!!
Flannery McCoy: BACK IN THE RING, DONOVAN CHARGES AT MIKU, WHO GOES FOR ANOTHER HIP ATTACK!! BUT DONOVAN KNEW IT WAS COMING, HE HELD ONTO THE ROPES, AND LET MIKU HIT THE CANVAS!!! NOW A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF MIKU SAKAI’ HEAD!! THAT ONE DROPPED HER BACK TO A KNEE!! DONOVAN DUKE HAS FOUND HIS WINDOW!!! HE COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A HANDSPRING STUNNER, AND IT LANDS CLEAN!!! HE SHOCKS SAKAI WITH THAT STUNNER, AND SHE’S OUT ON THE CANVAS!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A CHANCE THIS IS FOR DONOVAN DUKE, HE’S HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR ‘STACK THE DECK’!!! THAT PHOENIX SPLASH, THIS ONE WOULD SURELY PUT MIKU OUT FOR GOOD!!! HIKARI TRYING TO GET TO DONOVAN, BUT SHE WON’T MAKE IT IN TIME, SHE’S TAKEN TOO MUCH DAMAGE! DONOVAN DUKE IS LOADING UP, HE’S CALLING FOR THE SPLASH, HE WILL FINISH THE JOB RIGHT HERE AND NOW, CLAIMING GLORY FOR INSURGENCY!!! HERE HE GOESSS!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! MIKU SIKAI POOPED UP TO HER FEET, SHE GRABS THE GASOLINE CONTAINER, AND SHE THROWS IT ALL OVER DONOVAN DUKE!! HE JUST GOT COVERED IN GASOLINE, MIKU SAKAI NOW DROPKICKS DUKE’S LEGS AND HE FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! OH NO!!!!! HE FALLS INTO THE FIRE!!!!! HE FELL INTO THE FIRE, HE’S COVERED IN THE GASOLINE!!! HE’S LIT ON FIRE!!! HE’S VIOLENTLY TRYING TO CRAWL HIS WAY AWAY!!!! DONOVAN DUKE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE!!!
Stew-O: EAW OFFICIALS ON THE WAY DOWN HERE WITH A FIRE HYDRANT, THEY SPRAY DONOVAN AND PUT THAT FIRE OUT!!! THANK GOD, MIKU HONESTLY COULD HAVE JUST KILLED DONOVAN, THIS TITLE BOUT WON’T END UNTIL ONE TEAM IS LEFT IN THE DIRT!!! BUT IDOL-GUN IS LOOKING TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS OPPORTUNITY!!! HIKARRO KANNO LOOKS AT MAXWELL, SHE HASN’T FORGOTTEN WHAT MAXWELL DID TO HER WITH THAT MICROPHONE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: She’s going under the apron again! Wait, what is that in her hands?! It’s some strange metal device, she’s putting on the face of Maxwe- WAIT, THAT’S AN EYE SPECULUM, THE DEVICE THAT PROPS YOUR EYES OPEN, NOT ALLOWING YOU TO CLOSE THEM!! OH MY GOD, HOW DID HIKARI EVEN THINK OF THIS!!! SHE’S GOT THE SPECULUM ON THE FACE OF MAXWELL, AND SHE DRAG HIM TO THE RING APRON, SHE STICKS HIS FACE INTO THE FIRE!!!!! OH MY GOD, SHE’S BURNING HIS EYES!!! HE CAN’T CLOSE HIS EYES, SOMEONE STOP THIS!!! HIKARI KANNO IS BURNING MAXWELL’S EYEBALLS, SHE’S LITERALLY BLINDING HIM!!
Jake Mercer: HIKARI HOLDING HIS BARE EYEBALLS OVER THE FLAMES, NOW GRABBING MAXWELL’S LEGS AND ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING!! HE’S CREAMING OUT IN PAIN, HE LITERALLY CANNOT SEE A THING!!! MIKU SAKAI IS BEHIND MAXWELL, HE CAN”T EVEN TELL!!! MAXWELL JUST HAD HIS EYEBALLS FRIED, AND MIKU FLIES OFF THE ROPES WITH A TORNADO DDT!!! THAT ONE DRIVE MAXWELL SKULL FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: NOW HIKARI BACK IN THE RING, YOU KNOW WHAT IDOL-GUN IS LOOKING FOR!!! THEY KNOW VICTORY IS IN SIGHT!!! THEY’VE DONE THE UNIMAGINABLE, THE UNTHINKABLE, AND NOW, THEY’RE ON THE CUSP OF RETAINING THE TITLES! HIKARI LIFTS MAXWELL UP WITH AN INVERTED HAMMERLOCK!!! HERE WE GO!!! THE ‘NIGHT NIGHT’ DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER FROM MIKU SAKAI!!!! IDOL-GUN HIT THE ‘ONLYENDS’!!! THATiS IT!!! MAXWELL IS HAS TO BE LITERALLY DEAD!!! HIKARI KANNO AND MIKU SAKAI LAY ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER AND GO FOR THE PIN!!!!
Stew-O: DONOVAN DUKE OUT OF NOWHERE BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!!! DONOAN DUKE BROKE UP THE PINFALL OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, HE LITERALLY DOVE THROUGH THE FIRE TO SAVE THE MATCH!!!! THAT’S A MAN WHO WILL FIGHT FOREVER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!! HE DIDN;T HAVE TIME TO GO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE RING TO GET TO THE STAIRS, SO HE SLIDE THROUGH THE FIRE AND SAVED THIS MATCH! INSURGENCY IS ALIVE!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT FOR HOW LONG, IDOL-GUN AREn’T WASTING TIME BEING SHOCKED, THEY’RE BOTH BACK TO THEIR FEET! DONOVAN DUKE IS TRYING TO FIGHT, HIKARI KANNO BRAWLING IT OUT WITH HIM!! HIKARI TAKING PUNCHES FROM DUKE, WHo’S STILL IN THIS FIGHT- BANGGGGGGG!! MIKU SAKAI OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A ‘SKYFALL’!!! THAT ONE SENT SHOCKWAVES THROUGHOUT THE BODY OF DONOVAN!!! NOW HIKARI KANNO DRAGS HIM TO HIS FEET, THEY WANT TO FINISH THIS MATCH DEFINITIVELY!!!
Jake Mercer: Hikaro Kanno lifts him up, hammerlock position….’ROPPONGI DREAMS’!!! ‘ROPPONGI DREAMS LANDED!!! HIKARI KANNO DRAGS DONOVAN’S BODY ON TOP OF MAXWELL’S, AND IDOL-GUN BOTH GO FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Day’ by Porno Graffiti begins to play as IDOL-GUN and Insurgency still lay motionless inside the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: IDOL-GUN DID IT! THEY RETAINED THE TITLES! WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A WAR, WHAT A FIGHT! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOUR WINNERS, AND STILLLLLLL!!!! YOUR EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSSSSSS, HIKARI KANOOOOOO!!! MIKU SAKAIIIIIIIII!!!! IDOLLLLL-GUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd still on their feet from the match.)
Jake Mercer: I can’t believe the match we’ve just seen. That was just unbelievable. From both sides. Every single competitor came to fight, and they were willing to go to any lengths to get the job done.
Stew-O: To say the least, a good portion of the violence was personal too. These two teams have had bad blood for weeks now, and the week leading up to this match has been nothing short of fire from each side. Both IDOL-GUN and Insurgency were spitting venom for weeks now.
Flannery McCoy: It sure as hell boiled over tonight, I mean, their careers will never be the same. MAxwell could be blind for all we know, Donovan Duke’s body will have permanent scarring from the bruneed tissue, same goes for IDOL-GUN.
(IDOL-GUN lay against the ropes as the fire surrounding the ring is turned off. They clutch their titles tightly, smiling at one another.)
Jake Mercer: What an effort from both sides. Insurgency showed us tonight that they truly are here to take over, that they’re here to be taken seriously and will do whatever necessary to achieve what they wish.
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, they will. But tonight, IDOL-GUN reigns supreme as the tag team queens of the world! What a dominant team they’ve become in such a short team, I fear for whoever is next to challenge them, after surviving a war like this, what can’t they do?!?
Stew-O: Congratulations to IDOL-GUN on an incredible title defense, and Insurgency has no reason to hold their head. They proved so much to every tonight, they are top tier competitors. But only one team can lead the pack, and right now, it’s IDOL-GUN! Congratulations, Hikari Kanno, Miku Sakai, and thank you all for sticking with us on this Dynasty exclusive Free-Per-View event. Reckless Wiring will return with more action momentarily!
(The shot fades to black as Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai are shown walking up the ramp with their tag team titles.)
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(Reckless Wiring fades back in from break and cuts to the ringside area where Stephie Love is standing by. All eyes are on the videotron as the graphic for the next match flashes across the screen.)
(The fans shoot to their feet erupting cheers as the match stipulations are eliminated until only Mr. DEDEDE’s Choice is left on the videotron. “I Am Above” by IN FLAMES begins to blast across the public address system as the cheers for the match itself turn to jeers for the man that walks out onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Stephie Love: Okay, fair enough. We don’t really know if this match is going to be one fall or not.
(The ring announcer smiles sheepishly and clears her throat, deciding to try again.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR HOWEVER MANY FALLS MR. DEDEDE WANTS! INTRODUCING FIRST!!! FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE GAWDSEND’ JAKE SMITH!
(Jake stands on the stage and takes a moment to survey the crowd. He enjoys their jeers and they get even louder when he removes his hands from behind his back and reveals a barbed wire wrapped Lego baseball bat.)
Flannery McCoy: To say I’m excited for this match would be an understatement, guys. Mr. DEDEDE and Jake Smith have been at war for weeks and tonight it comes to a head in a match the members of the EAW Universe have voted for labeled Mr. DEDEDE’s Choice. From what I understand, Mr. DEDEDE is able to pick whatever stipulation he wants to contest this match under and it seems like Jake is coming to the ring prepared for the worst.
Jake Mercer: He definitely thinks the worst is going to happen tonight judging by that weapon he is bringing to the ring. If there’s one thing we know about our Chairman, it’s that he’s a sick and twisted individual. This thing between Jake and Mr. DEDEDE has gotten pretty personal over recent weeks and it wouldn’t surprise me to see Mr. DEDEDE opt for a match that would allow him the freedom to do whatever he wants to Jake Smith.
Stew-O: A match like that often comes at a price, though. Lax rules for one person, often means the same for the other person involved. Jake is someone who enjoys chaos and the freedom to kill, so I expect that he is prepared to sink to the absolute lowest of lows in order to get the job done tonight.
(Jake climbs into the ring and takes his corner, and he does look focused. He is gripping the bat tightly, ready to strike as soon as the bell rings. His music fades out after another few seconds of play, and “Value” by A$AP Ferg takes its place.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… RESIDING IN THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE OF SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… WEIGHING IN AT 218 POUNDS AND STANDING MUCH TALLER THAN JAKE SMITH… HE IS ‘MAHATMA GAWDI’ HIMSELF… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Jake Smith: :comeagain:
(Pyro shoots off behind Mr. DEDEDE once he takes center stage. There is no weapon in Mr. DEDEDE’s hands but some would argue that he doesn’t need one. He hypes himself up before stalking down the ramp, headed towards the ring.)
Stew-O: There’s something in the air tonight that tells me this match is going to be something none of us could have predicted. I have known Mr. DEDEDE for a lot of years, and he seems to be just as focused and as determined as he’s ever been. Mr. DEDEDE is the type of man who’s dealt with a lot of setbacks throughout his decades of dominance over this sport, and has come through all of them even better than before.
Flannery McCoy: You would never know that the Chairman has struggled a bit in free-per-view matches this season, coming up short on several occasions. He’s always managed to right his wrongs, and get himself back on track and tonight he plans to erase the loss he suffered against Jake on Dynasty some weeks back.
Jake Mercer: But can he actually follow through? I’m not going to be the one to question the great Ryan Adams, but I think it’s fair to say he’s lost a step or two. In my humble opinion, Mr. DEDEDE hasn’t been the same since injuring his MCL last May. He’s struggled ever since, and I feel like Jake is going to do whatever he can to target Mr. DEDEDE’s left knee tonight.
Stew-O: Be that as it may, I’ll never be the one to say Mr. DEDEDE has lost a step or two. He certainly defies the odds time and time again, proving that age doesn’t mean shit when you’re the one true Gawd of this sport.
(Mr. DEDEDE has gotten into the ring and both men have met in the center along with Stephie and the referee. “Value” has faded out, and it’s time to reveal exactly what Mr. DEDEDE’s Choice is going to be.)
Stephie Love: Mr. DEDEDE, have you made a decision about what type of match this is going to be?
(Mr. DEDEDE looks down at Jake, who is still holding onto the barbed wire wrapped Lego baseball.)
Mr. DEDEDE: (directly to Jake) I see you came prepared.
Jake Smith: I’m always prepared no matter what. Pick your poison. We don’t have all night.
(A slight laugh escapes from Mr. DEDEDE as he sheds his ring jacket and rakes a hand through his perfect blonde hair. He purposely takes his time, letting the anticipation build, and prompting Jake to grow impatient.)
Jake Smith: //media1.tenor.com/images/2e98f9c34e6c52814b17514ca89ae4a5/tenor.gif?itemid=5848728
(The smile leaves Mr. DEDEDE’s face and he glares directly at Jake.)
Stephie Love: :lupe:
Mr. DEDEDE: PURE Rules.
Jake Smith: :comeagain:
(The crowd seems a bit confused over something so… tame.)
Jake Mercer: Did he really just call for this to be a PURE Rules match? :skip:
Flannery McCoy: I… well yes. Yes, he did. Mr. DEDEDE has decided that this match will now be contested under PURE rules.
Stew-O: Literally something we haven’t seen in forever despite having a PURE Championship :francis:
(The referee pulls the barbed wire Lego baseball bat from Jake’s hands and tosses it outside the ring. Jake still can’t believe that Mr. DEDEDE has opted for a PURE Rules match. Mr. DEDEDE is ready to go and motions for the referee to call for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Mr. DEDEDE: (off-mic) Wipe the stupid look off your face. Let’s go.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is clearly referencing Jake Smith’s confusion over this match. Jake came to the ring with a barbed wire wrapped Lego baseball bat in hand, prepared for a bloody, violent brawl, only to find out that this match is going to be contested under PURE rules.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think any of us were expecting Mr. DEDEDE’s choice to be something so… pure :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: But does this not play right into the hands of my name twin? Jake Smith is a former two-time PURE Champion who has more than proven he is one of the best technical wrestlers in this company! This should actually favor him.
Flannery McCoy: Can you really name one PURE Championship match that Jake had that didn’t somehow involve Sierra Bradford, Alexis Chambers, or some kind of fuckery?
Jake Mercer: The man is resourceful and did whatever he needed to do in order to defend that belt. You can’t criticize him for that.
Stew-O: Yes we can. He was the PURE Champion. He should have been able to out-wrestle his opponents in order to defend that belt. The whole idea of the PURE Championship is to defend it with honor, pride, and skill. You don’t cheat in order to keep it :skip:
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE goes right after Jake, who side-steps him and heads for the corner. Remember, PURE rules differ from standard singles match rules. There are no closed fists in a PURE rules match. A competitor is only allowed three rope breaks. There is a 20-count as opposed to a 10-count. I feel like this match is going to be really interesting.
Jake Mercer: Interesting indeed as Mr. DEDEDE greets Jake in the corner with a kick to the stomach. If Jake grabs the ropes or anything like that, it will be considered his first rope break and I don’t think he wants to waste one before this match even really begins. Mr. DEDEDE pulls Jake from the corner, but Jake is able to shove him back. Mr. DEDEDE calls for a lock-up and Jake has little choice. He has to dig deep and wrestle this match to the best of his abilities now.
Stew-O: Traditional collar and elbow tie-up :drakelike: Who knew that these would become a rarity around here? Mr. DEDEDE clearly has the size advantage over a competitor like Jake Smith, but Jake Smith is deceptively strong and incredibly smart. Both men are fighting for the dominant position, with both being forced to a knee by the other one. They back up against the ropes, and it’s Mr. DEDEDE who finally muscles Jake into the corner.
Flannery McCoy: There is a clean break before the referee has to step in, but Mr. DEDEDE with another kick to the stomach! He has Jake doubled over and he slams him in the jaw with a nasty looking little knee strike. Typically when Mr. DEDEDE gets his opponents in the corner, he goes for those boxing style punches he is so fond of, but he knows he can’t do that in a traditional PURE rules match.
Jake Mercer: Jake is fighting back, however, with a kick to the knee of Mr. DEDEDE. Smart man. He is going right after the left knee that Mr. DEDEDE injured last May back at Fighting Spirit: Omaha when he faced Andrea Valentine for the EAW World Championship. Mr. DEDEDE is forced back and Jake with another kick! He lights the Chairman up with a series of stiff kicks and takes another shot at the left knee. He drops Mr. DEDEDE, quickly runs the ropes, and nails Mr. DEDEDE in the back of the head with a kewt lil dropkick that might just put my own Dropkick Darling, Darcy May Morgan, to shame.
Stew-O: Jake is putting the boots to DEDEDE now. He stomps away at DEDEDE’s face, neck, and chest before going right back to that left knee. One thing that seemingly gets overshadowed by Jake’s antics is the fact he’s a pretty cerebral competitor. He knows how to pick apart injuries and make his opponents suffer. Granted, this match is a bit different and he’s not facing just anyone. He is facing perhaps the most ruthless and deadly individual in professional wrestling history.
Flannery McCoy: I think that’s why Jake is so hellbent on gaining an advantage this early into the match. He has pulled Mr. DEDEDE into a variation of the cloverleaf submission hold. He’s forced Mr. DEDEDE into a bit of a figure four and Jake locks Mr. DEDEDE’s crossed leg behind his own knee before turning over and leaning back!
Stew-O: That’s an incredible submission hold by Jake Smith! DEDEDE’s left knee is being tortured right now and you can see the pain written all over the Chairman’s face. Mr. DEDEDE is reaching for the ropes, but Jake drags him to the center of the ring and leans all the way back, putting maximum pressure on Mr. DEDEDE. Mr. DEDEDE continues to reach for the ropes, knowing he has to find a way out of this hold. Jake looks calm and collected right now, and Mr. DEDEDE is forced to use his forearms to crawl towards the ropes,
Jake Mercer: This is where that size advantage comes into play that you pointed out earlier. Despite being tortured right now, Mr. DEDEDE is still able to make his way to the ropes. If he gets to the ropes, he will have used up one of his rope breaks and it may not be a bad idea for Jake to let him do just that. This type of match is all about wearing down your opponent and going the distance, and forcing Mr. DEDEDE to use a rope break this early is sound strategy.
Flannery McCoy: But with Mr. DEDEDE about to grab the ropes, Jake lets go! He quickly darts around Mr. DEDEDE and stomps down on his hand! Mr. DEDEDE cradles his hand to his chest and that allows Jake to drag Mr. DEDEDE back to the center of the ring! He is going for that modified cloverleaf again, but this time Mr. DEDEDE is able to use his good leg and boot Jake in the chest! Jake stumbles back and hits the ropes, and Mr. DEDEDE rolls out of the way of another dropkick. Mr. DEDEDE heads for the corner and pulls himself up, but he is favoring his left leg. Jake comes right back at him, but Mr. DEDEDE greets Jake with a forearm!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE with another forearm! And another! He is absolutely going after Jake with a series of forearms, and he finally seizes Jake’s arm.
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE wrestles Jake to the ground, maintaining control of the arm. He elbows Jake in the head a few times before switching his focus to Jake’s right arm and shoulder. Mr. DEDEDE with elbows to the shoulder now but Jake has gotten to his knees and forces them both back up into a standing position. Mr. DEDEDE maintains control of the arm, placing it behind Jake’s back, and Jake looks for an elbow of his own. It does not connect and that allows Mr. DEDEDE to force Jake back down to the mat. He maintains control of the arm before switching to a standing headlock, and Jake reaches for Mr. DEDEDE’s forearms.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE wisely switches to a side headlock, and Jake goes for Mr. DEDEDE’s fingers. He’s not really having any luck when it comes to prying Mr. DEDEDE’s hands apart, so he plants his knee into the mat and tries to get to his feet. Mr. DEDEDE relents for a moment, but only to drop a few elbows down onto Jake’s skull, and he’s right back to work. Jake finds himself wrapped up in another side headlock, and this time he nails Mr. DEDEDE in the gut. He catches him a few more times, which forces Mr. DEDEDE to let go of the hold. Jake quickly grabs Mr. DEDEDE’s foot and pulls him down to the mat! Both men grapple for a moment before it’s Jake who takes a shot at the left knee again.
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE anticipates it and grabs Jake’s right arm again! Mr. DEDEDE seems to be looking for an armbar, but Jake is able to counter it by locking his arms together! Mr. DEDEDE is up in a sitting position, with his legs thrown over top of Jake’s chest and head. He can’t break Jake’s arms, so Mr. DEDEDE removes his leg from Jake’s head, allowing the former two-time PURE Champion to sit up-
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE USES HIS FREE LEG TO DRIVE HIS KNEE INTO JAKE’S BACK! HE WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND JAKE’S NECK, PUTTING PRESSURE ON THE COLLARBONE AREA! THIS IS A SIMPLE, YET EFFECTIVE CHOKE!
Stew-O: JAKE IS PANICKING! Mr. DEDEDE HAS HIM TRAPPED! JAKE IS FLAILING AROUND BUT THAT’S NOT HELPING THE SITUATION! JAKE IS KICKING HIS LEGS WHILE Mr. DEDEDE TRIES TO CHOKE HIM OUT AND SOMEHOW JAKE’S LEG GETS UNDER THE ROPE! THE REFEREE SEES THIS AND HE CALLS FOR THE BREAK!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE reluctantly lets go of the choke and just in time. Jake was nearly out of this match. I have no idea how Jake had the wherewithal to get his foot under the rope, but he’s managed to save himself and this match will continue.
Jake Mercer: Jake is struggling though and he wisely drops to the outside. Remember, there’s a 20-count in a PURE Rules match, so Jake has a bit more recovery time.
Stew-O: Not with Mr. DEDEDE heading to the outside as well.
Flannery McCoy: The Chairman is out of the ring and he is quick to pull Jake to his feet. Jake tries to fight Mr. DEDEDE off with a forearm, but Mr. DEDEDE blocks, whirls around to gain even more momentum, and he catches Jake with a discus palm strike right to the face! Jake stumbles back against the LED ringpost and Mr. DEDEDE comes flying at Jake… looking for a spear!
Jake Mercer: JAKE MOVES AND Mr. DEDEDE DRIVES HIS OWN SHOULDER INTO THE RING POST! :yikes:
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is grabbing at his shoulder now and Jake has new life in this match! He stomps on the shoulder and quickly drags Mr. DEDEDE over to the ringsteps! The referee is up to a count of 10, but Jake still has plenty of time to execute whatever plan he’s conjured up in the last few seconds. Jake slams Mr. DEDEDE’s arm into the ring steps, using what he has at his disposal. Not exactly a pure wrestling move, but not really illegal as they are on the outside of the ring.
Flannery McCoy: The referee doesn’t like this though and he is attempting to reprimand Jake. Jake brushes him off and slams Mr. DEDEDE’s arm into the ring steps once again. The count has resumed, with the referee reaching 15, and Jake drapes Mr. DEDEDE’s arm across the steps, climbs the apron, and jumps down on it!
Jake Mercer: Jake just crushed Mr. DEDEDE’s arm against the steel, and ‘The Gawdsend’ has given himself two separate limbs to pick apart now. Taking away Mr. DEDEDE’s left knee was one thing, but taking away his right arm as well really places this match firmly in Jake’s hands.
Stew-O: Jake grabs Mr. DEDEDE and rolls him back into the ring before getting in himself and going for the cover.
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Mr. DEDEDE!
Jake Mercer: That trademark arrogant grin is back across Jake’s face now :wow: He knows that he is in control of this match. Mr. DEDEDE has rolled towards the ropes, but Jake is back up, and he stomps on Mr. DEDEDE’s back. Jake follows up with a kick to the ribcage area, and then one to the face.
Stew-O: He’s toying with Mr. DEDEDE at the moment, and that might not be the best idea. The last thing you want to do with a competitor like Mr. DEDEDE is give them any extra motivation to get themselves back in the match. Mr. DEDEDE is a vindictive man and Jake just needs to focus on keeping him down on that mat as opposed to humiliating him.
Flannery McCoy: Jake with another stomp to the back of Mr. DEDEDE and he gets down on the mat, and continues to target that arm. Mr. DEDEDE knows he has to defend right now, and he is able to keep Jake at bay. That forces Jake to switch gears and go for a front facelock, and Mr. DEDEDE is able to use this chance to get back to his feet. Jake switches to a side headlock, but Mr. DEDEDE plants his feet into the mat and lifts Jake up. Jake blocks and releases the hold, nailing Mr. DEDEDE in the back of the head with an elbow.
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE is able to muscle Jake off of him, seize the wrist, and send Jake into the ropes! Jake ducks a lariat and hooks his arms on the ropes! Mr. DEDEDE rushes him but Jake gets his feet up, naling Mr. DEDEDE right in the kisser! Mr. DEDEDE stumbles back and Jake looks for a lariat of his own! Mr. DEDEDE ducks and quickly derails Jake’s momentum by grabbing him around the waist! Jake blocks a German suplex attempt and catches Mr. DEDEDE in the face with an elbow, but Mr. DEDEDE isn’t fucked! He lifts Jake up and hits a side slam! Mr. DEDEDE runs the ropes and comes back with a leg drop that lands right across Jake’s throat!
Flannery McCoy: He opts not to go for a cover and flips Jake onto his stomach. Mr. DEDEDE puts Jake’s right arm against the man’s own back and traps Jake’s face against the mat. Mr. DEDEDE is pressing down on Jake’s neck with his knee, and really, there’s nowhere for Jake to go right now. Jake uses his knees to try and rise up, but Mr. DEDEDE flattens him back down. Jake isn’t giving up, and he is able to shift his momentum and turn on his side. Mr. DEDEDE still has control of the arm, but Jake is able to drive his knee right into Mr. DEDEDE’s side! Mr. DEDEDE rises up ever so slightly, driving his own knee into Jake’s chest! Jake rolls onto his back and Mr. DEDEDE quickly goes for the cover!
Stew-O: Not even a one as the referee realizes that Jake’s shoulders aren’t even down. Mr. DEDEDE still has Jake’s arm hooked, and he forces Jake into a sitting position, once again going for an armbar. Jake grabs for Mr. DEDEDE’s leg, but Mr. DEDEDE stops that immediately by slamming his leg down into Jake’s chest. Jake tries a different strategy and brings his legs up, looking to grab Mr. DEDEDE around the neck, but Mr. DEDEDE is able to straighten out the arm and he has the armbar fully locking in now!
Jake Mercer: Jake finds himself in trouble as Mr. DEDEDE has applied a beautiful looking armbar! Jake has already used one of his rope breaks, but he’s not even remotely close to the ropes this time. I have no idea how he’s going to get himself out of this!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: He needs to figure something out because Mr. DEDEDE seems determined to get a submission right here. Jake is reaching for the ropes and trying desperately to find a counter, but Mr. DEDEDE isn’t giving an inch. The pain on Jake’s face tells the whole story right now!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK! JAKE IS USING HIS FREE ARM TO GRAB AT MR. DEDEDE’S LEGS! HE GRABS FOR MR. DEDEDE’S RIGHT KNEE NOW, AND Mr. DEDEDE CAN SENSE JAKE GOING TO COUNTER! MR. DEDEDE TRIES TO TRIANGLE JAKE, BUT JAKE SHIFTS HIS OWN WEIGHT AND TRAPS MR. DEDEDE’S FOOT! Mr. DEDEDE IS FORCED TO RELINQUISH THE ARMBAR, AND JAKE IS ABLE TO GET TO HIS FEET AND HE DRIVES HIS KNEES INTO MR. DEDEDE’S RIBS!
Jake Mercer: That was absolutely brilliant! Just brilliant! Jake was on the verge of having to submit when he got his head together and found a way to counter! He continues to drive his knees into Mr. DEDEDE’s ribs while he tries to work some feeling back into the arm! I’m really impressed that Jake was able to keep himself in this match and more importantly, he still has two rope breaks left if we even reach that point.
Flannery McCoy: Jake’s back to his feet now and he hauls Mr. DEDEDE up with him. Jake pulls Mr. DEDEDE into position for what appears to be a suplex of some sort, but Mr. DEDEDE blocks. Jake rains down a series of elbows that allow him to do what he planned, and he is able to bring Mr. DEDEDE up and over with a picture perfect Northern Lights Suplex! He keeps it hooked for a pin!
Stew-O: That’s an easy kickout for someone of Mr. DEDEDE’s caliber! As great as that looked, that was never going to be enough to keep the most decorated Elitist in EAW history down for long.
Flannery McCoy: Jake has kept control of Mr. DEDEDE’s leg though and it’s the left one! He drives his elbow into the knee a few times before dragging Mr. DEDEDE to the center of the ring! Jake has Mr. DEDEDE by the ankle now, and even though I don’t think we are going to see the most dangerous move in professional wrestling today, also known as the anklelock :troll:, Jake slams Mr. DEDEDE’s knee down into the mat! He does this several times before switching gears and going for a single leg Boston crab! Jake has full control of the match now as he’s back to torturing that left leg of our Chairman!
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE uses his forearms to try and shift the momentum, but Jake sits all the way back! Mr. DEDEDE looks for the ropes, and has no choice but to start dragging them both! Jake lets up but only to pull them both back towards the center of the ring! Mr. DEDEDE is in a lot of trouble now! Mr. DEDEDE isn’t one to tap out unless the situation is dire, but it could be getting to that point.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is so tough. It’s going to take a Herculean effort from Jake to force a submission here.
Flannery McCoy: I think Jake knows that, because Mr. DEDEDE has once again forced the issue and is inching towards the ropes! Jake lets go of the single leg crab, and slams the knee into the mat once again! JAKE QUICKLY GRABS THE LEFT LEG OF MR. DEDEDE AND HE GOES FOR A FIGURE FOUR! JAKE HAS MR. DEDEDE WRAPPED UP IN THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK RIGHT THERE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: THE LAST FEW MINUTES HAVE BELONGED TO JAKE SMITH AND HE’S DONE EVERYTHING HE CAN TO DAMAGE THE LEFT KNEE OF MR. DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE IS HANGING ON BUT FOR HOW MUCH LONGER?
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Probably longer than anyone else in this company could, that’s for sure, but Jake has come into this match with a lot to prove. He doesn’t want to be taken lightly as a competitor, and whether he admits it or not, Jake wants to be taken seriously as a main event level player. He’s always been hailed as someone with the talent, but he’s never truly followed through on his promise to get to that next level. I know he beat Mr. DEDEDE on Dynasty several weeks ago, but come on. A victory here tonight at Reckless Wiring in a match dubbed as Mr. DEDEDE’s Choice would be a much bigger victory!
Stew-O: It absolutely would, but Jake is going to have to work twice as hard if he wants to earn it. Mr. DEDEDE is working on flipping the script right now and reversing the figure four, and Jake seems to be losing some steam! Once again, it’s Mr. DEDEDE’s size advantage that is coming into play and HE GETS JAKE OVER! HE’S TURNED THE FIGURE FOUR OVER! JAKE IS NOW IN TROUBLE! JAKE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO UNTANGLE THEIR LEGS BUT LOOK AT MR. DEDEDE! HE HAS THAT SUPERHUMAN ABILITY TO BRUSH OFF WHATEVER HE’S BEEN PUT THROUGH AND GET A QUICK ADVANTAGE! HE’S SNATCHED JAKE’S LEG AND HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK IN!
Flannery McCoy: :gladbron: OMG! THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HISTORY IS ABOUT TO MAKE JAKE SMITH SUBMIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: NO! DAMMIT NO! I WILL BE DAMNED IF JAKE SMITH LOSES TO THE DAMNED ANKLE LOCK! COME ON JAKE! FIGHT YOUR WAY TO THE ROPES!!!
Stew-O: JAKE IS DOING JUST THAT! HE’S INCHING TOWARDS THE ROPES AND MR. DEDEDE SEEMS CONTENT TO LET HIM! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MR. DEDEDE COULD BRING JAKE RIGHT BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BUT HE WANTS TO SEE JAKE EXHAUST HIMSELF OUT! JAKE IS USING A LOT OF ENERGY RIGHT NOW TO GET HIMSELF TO THE ROPES AND MR. DEDEDE TWISTS THE ANKLE EVEN MORE!
Flannery McCoy: MR. DEDEDE IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW! NO DOUBT HE’S THINKING BACK TO JAKE’S ACTIONS EARLIER IN THE MATCH! I THINK JAKE IS REALIZING RIGHT NOW HE MADE A MISTAKE BY TOYING WITH THE CHAIRMAN! JAKE IS JUST INCHES AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND MR. DEDEDE PULLS HIM BACK EVER SO SLIGHTLY! JAKE WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS HAND ON THE ROPES AND MR. DEDEDE PULLED HIM JUST OUT OF REACH!
Jake Mercer: JAKE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TRY AGAIN! HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE! HE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HIS WAY BACK TO THE ROPES AND THIS TIME MR. DEDEDE LETS HIM HAVE THE ROPE BREAK! THE REFEREE IMMEDIATELY ORDERS MR. DEDEDE TO BREAK, AND JAKE PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING, HITTING THE GROUND WITH A THUD!
Stew-O: That was picture perfect manipulation on the part of Mr. DEDEDE. If Jake Smith ever doubted the Chairman and his ability to control the situation, he learned a valuable lesson just then.
Jake Mercer: :will: I feel for Jake right now. I really do. He thought for sure he had this match in hand, but Mr. DEDEDE did what he does best and that was turn the tides with relative ease. Jake is on the outside of the ring now, trying to regroup and he’s put some distance between himself and the ring. I’m sure he’s trying to plan his next move as he lumbers back to his fe-
Flannery McCoy: ‘“VINTAGE” DEDEDE!’ THE CHAIRMAN JUST GOT A RUNNING START AND SOMERSAULTED OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE LANDS ON TOP OF JAKE WHO NEVER SAW IT COMING! MR. DEDEDE IS UNLEASHING HELL RIGHT NOW! PALM STRIKES AND FOREARMS CONNECT ON JAKE’S FACE AND HEAD! JAKE HAS NO DEFENSE RIGHT NOW! MR. DEDEDE IS UNLOADING!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE HAS STARTED THE COUNT BUT I REALLY DON’T THINK MR. DEDEDE CARES ALL THAT MUCH! HE QUICKLY SCOOPS JAKE UP, WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND JAKE’S NECK, AND SUPLEXES HIM DOWN ON THE RAMP! JAKE GRABS FOR HIS LOWER BACK AND MR, DEDEDE IS UP! HE STOMPS DOWN ON JAKE’S ANKLE AND THEN GOES FOR A STOMP ON THE RIGHT SHOULDER! HE KICKS JAKE IN THE RIBS, FORCING HIM ONTO HIS STOMACH, AND HE STOMPS AWAY ON JAKE’S LOWER BACK!
Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE BACKS OFF JUST FOR A FEW SECONDS, ALLOWING JAKE TO COLLECT HIMSELF! JAKE TRIES TO GET UP BUT THERE GOES MR. DEDEDE! ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’! THE CURB STOMP TRIBUTE TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND HIS OWN WIFE, KASSIDY HEART! MR. DEDEDE HAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED JAKE SMITH!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE HAS GOTTEN TO A COUNT OF 16 AND DEDEDE QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COUNT! HE GOES RIGHT BACK TO THE OUTSIDE, CROUCHING DOWN AND HE’S WAITING FOR JAKE TO DRAG HIMSELF BACK UP! ONCE AGAIN, JAKE HAS NO CLUE WHERE THE CHAIRMAN EVEN IS! HE’S BEEN ABSOLUTELY ROCKED THESE LAST FEW MINUTES! MR. DEDEDE SEES JAKE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS RIGHT NOW AND HE TAKES OFF RUNNING AROUND THE RING!
Stew-O: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE SPEAR! JAKE SMITH IS FOLDED IN HALF LIKE AN ACCORDIAN AND MR. DEDEDE IS DRAGGING JAKE’S CARCASS TOWARDS THE RING NOW! HE THROWS JAKE INSIDE AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! NO!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: JAKE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Stew-O: Kudos to Jake Smith for being able to kick out of that! Despite the abuse he’s taken, he is still in this match! I think it’s fair to say that Jake Smith needs this win a hell of a lot more than Mr. DEDEDE’s does, and with Grand Rampage and Pain for Pride right around the corner, Jake has got to dig deep. It hasn’t been the best season for him, but it can certainly be salvaged with a victory over Mr. DEDEDE if Jake can somehow find a way back into this match.
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: I hate to say it, but that might be asking a lot. I understand that Jake is a resilient competitor, but this match might be out of reach for him. A lot of people labeled his victory over Mr. DEDEDE weeks ago as a fluke, and right now, that’s certainly looking to be the case. I hate to sound negative, but…
Jake Mercer: But nothing. If you don’t want to sound negative, then don’t fucking talk. Jake Smith is the future of this business, and I believe that he can find another gear. He doesn’t have a choice if he wants to win, and we all know that he does.
Stew-O: Sometimes the sheer will to win just isn’t enough, especially when you’re going up against such a seasoned competitor.
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE has pulled Jake up and he Irishwhips him into the corner! The Chairman flies at Jake, and hits him with a running corner clothesline! Jake slumps down into a sitting position and Mr. DEDEDE puts the boots to him! The referee steps in and warns Mr. DEDEDE, but right now the Chairman isn’t interested. He wants to hurt Jake Smith and finish this match off, and that seems to include stomping a hole right into Jake’s chest!
Jake Mercer: Well the referee really needs to do his job and get Mr. DEDEDE out of the corner. This isn’t right. This is PURE rules, is it not?
Stew-O: Well for once, Mercer is right. The referee has wedged himself between the men and this allows Jake Smith the chance to slip out of the ring. Mr. DEDEDE is arguing with the referee a bit, and Jake is crawling towards the barbed wire wrapped Lego baseball bat! So much for PURE rules, huh?
Jake Mercer: :krabs: I’m sure Jake is just making sure that bat is where he left it!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE finally shoves the referee away from him and he locates Jake on the outside of the ring! Mr. DEDEDE reaches through the ropes to grab Jake BUT JAKE BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE BAT! MR. DEDEDE IS DRAPED ACROSS THE ROPES NOW AND BLEEDING FROM HIS FOREHEAD. JAKE KICKS THE BAT UNDER THE RING! HE LEAPS UP, PULLS MR. DEDEDE FORWARD, AND DRILLS HIM WITH A ROPE HUNG DDT INTO THE GROUND! :lupe:!
Jake Mercer: Imagine counting Jake Smith out of this match. Could never be me.
Flannery McCoy: He just broke the rules to gain an advantage!
Jake Mercer: The referee didn’t see it, therefore it didn’t happen.
Stew-O: Sadly, the referee didn’t see Jake’s use of an illegal object. Jake caught Mr. DEDEDE in the face with that bat, busting him open, and took advantage of the opening. Jake has Mr. DEDEDE on the outside of the ring now and for the first time in a while, finds himself in control of this match. Mr. DEDEDE is being beaten now with a barrage of forearm shots to the jaw. Jake finally tires of this and he hauls up Mr. DEDEDE’s deadweight. Jake rams Mr. DEDEDE shoulder first into the ring post, before grabbing Mr. DEDEDE by the hair and slamming his face off the ring apron! Mr. DEDEDE staggers about and stumbles, and Jake is right there! He leaps in the air, connecting with a jumping knee strike that snaps Mr. DEDEDE’s head back!
Flannery McCoy: Jake climbs onto the apron and pulls Mr. DEDEDE up with him. He’s quick to wrap Mr. DEDEDE in a front facelock and he signals the end is near! Jake believes he has this match in the bag and HE DRIVES MR. DEDEDE FACE FIRST INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH ‘FAMOUS LAST WORDS’!!! THE MODIFIED SNAP SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS ON THE CHAIRMAN AND JAKE ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!
Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! JAKE DOESN’T NOTICE! HE THINKS HE HAS THE MATCH WON! JAKE IS UP AND CELEBRATING!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE IS TELLING JAKE WHAT HAPPENED, AND JAKE ISN’T BELIEVING IT! HE DEMANDS THAT HIS HAND BE RAISED BUT THE REFEREE SPINS HIM AROUND AND POINTS! MR. DEDEDE’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE AND JAKE IS BESIDE HIMSELF! HE CAN’T BELIEVE HE DIDN’T WIN THE MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: ANGER WASHES OVER JAKE AND HE VIOLENTLY KICKS MR. DEDEDE’S FOOT OFF THE ROPES! HE BEGINS STOMPING AND KICKING MR. DEDEDE! THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ONE-MAN MUGGING RIGHT NOW! JAKE HAS GRABBED THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE AND HE IS BRUTALLY ASSAULTING THE CHAIRMAN RIGHT NOW! THE REFEREE TRIES TO PULL JAKE AWAY, BUT JAKE SHOVES HIM BACK! HE IS GOING TO GET DISQUALIFIED IF HE’S NOT CAREFUL!
Jake Mercer: HE DOESN’T CARE! JAKE SNATCHES MR. DEDEDE BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAKE IS LOOKING TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY ONCE AND FOR ALL AND HE BENDS DOWN TO PULL MR. DEDEDE UP!
Stew-O: SMALL PACKAGE BY MR. DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE WITH A SURPRISE SMALL PACKAGE PIN! HE’S GOING TO STEAL THE WIN!
Jake Mercer: JAKE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET! ADRENALINE SEEMS TO HAVE KICKED IN FOR MR. DEDEDE AND SURVIVAL MODE FOR JAKE SMITH! MR. DEDEDE LOOKS FOR THE SPEAR BUT JAKE EVADES IT! MR. DEDEDE IS ABLE TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM CRASHING INTO THE CORNER AND JAKE PULLS HIM DOWN FROM BEHIND AND TRIES TO GRAB THE TIGHTS! MR. DEDEDE ROLLS THROUGH THOUGH AND HE IS BACK UP! JAKE WHIRLS AROUND, AND LOOKS FOR A LARIAT BUT THERE’S THE SPEAR! MR. DEDEDE CAUGHT JAKE SMITH WITH THE SPEAR!!! MR. DEDEDE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! :wtf:
Flannery McCoy: HE PULLS JAKE UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! JAKE SLAMS BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER AND COMES STUMBLING BACK OUT… AND THERE IS A SECOND SPEAR! MR. DEDEDE RIPS JAKE IN HALF WITH A SECOND CONSECUTIVE SPEAR!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH COME THE FUCK ON!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE WANTS TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS WIN! HE HOISTS JAKE UP IN THE AIR AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH ‘GRAND SLAM’!!! THE ROCK BOTTOM HAS DONE ITS JOB AND MR. DEDEDE DRAPES HIMSELF ACROSS JAKE SMITH FOR THE COVER!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
(“Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the PA system and the socially distanced crowd inside Vivint Arena jump to their feet. They begin to cheer as the legend gingerly gets to his feet and has his hand raised by the referee.)
Stew-O: Well guys, Jake put up one hell of a fight, especially at the end when he resorted to fuckery to try and get the job done, but ultimately, Mr. DEDEDE proved to be the better man. He could have competed in any match he wanted, but decided on something that his own opponent has experience with.
Flannery McCoy: As a former two-time PURE Champion, Jake definitely knows the ins and outs of the PURE rules stipulation. At times tonight, he showed us why people still consider him to be the future of this business. He knows how to handle himself in that ring, against everyone, and when he does finally put all gifts together and truly apply himself, he is going to be a force to be reckoned with.
Jake Mercer: A tip of the cap to Jake Smith, and even though I was rooting for Jake, Mr. DEDEDE does what he does best, and that is outclass everyone who steps inside the ring with him. It was a great match and Mr. DEDEDE was the better man tonight. Congratulations to our Chairman!
(The referee lets go of Mr. DEDEDE’s hand and gets down to check on Jake, who just ate three consecutive finishers. A smirk has crossed Mr. DEDEDE’s face and he looks down at the carnage left in his wake. He put on a show tonight, swerving everyone with the PURE rules stipulation. He gets out of the ring and starts to make his way up the ramp, pausing to throw his hands up in the air and celebrate as Reckless Wiring fades to a commercial break.)
(A commercial for the Depression Hotline starring Jake Smith)
(The camera cuts to the titantron in which shows the next match graphic.)
(The camera then pans over to the ring which shows all three ropes have been lined entirely with planks of wood that all have a bunch of nails sticking out of them into the ring. The boards are tied onto the ropes using barbed wire.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is a part of the Impact Invitational and is scheduled for—
Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: And as a result of the votes from our fans around the world… IT WILL BE A NAIL HELL DEATHMATCH!!!
(“M3etamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi hits the speakers as Impact makes his way out onto the ramp to a raucous response from the crowd. He ignores them however, simply intent on the ring. Instead of his usual gear, Impact is wearing jeans and a “Quintessential Champion” shirt with the sleeves cut off. After a moment he begins to make his way down the ramp towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington… and weighing in at 221 pounds… he is an EAW Hall of Famer… the Quintessential Champion… IIIIIMMMMMPPPAAACCCTTTTTT!!!!!
Stew-O: Impact clearly dressed for this match tonight! Opting for more protective clothing instead of his classic ring gear so that he can maybe withstand a bit more from the nails and wood! He’s been on a powerful run of matches recently, and he’s looking to show everyone he’s still the very best of the best here tonight!
Jake Mercer: And what better place to do it.. THAN RIGHT HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?
Flannery McCoy: This is a cross-branded match between Dynasty and Voltage but I have to agree with you Jake. You always feel like the red brand has an advantage when it’s someone like Impact stepping between the ropes.
(Impact climbs up the steps and then looks down at the boards lining the ropes. He then climbs up and over the turnbuckle to drop down into the ring before shaking himself loose and stepping over towards his corner. We now for the first time see the referee who is wearing a hazmat suit over his typically referee attire, opting for medical protection in a match such as this one.)
(“Taking a Stand” by Henry Jackman then hits the speakers as Drake King now makes his way out to the entrance. The crowd boos him but he still puts his arms out with a smile to let them all know that he does care and that he will save them. After a few moments he begins to make his way down towards the ring, his arms still outstretched to the lost souls in the crowd. He is wearing traditional ring gear unlike Impact.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from The Dead Sea in Israel… weighing in at 225 pounds… he is the Last Messiah… DRRRRAAAKKKEEE TTHHEEE REEEDEEEEEEEMMMMEEERRR!!!!
Stew-O: Drake opting for traditional ring gear here tonight. An odd choice considering the stipulation, wouldn’t you guys say?
Jake Mercer: Drake King wants to save EAW and the wrestling industry itself. He has a vision for a perfect future here and that includes respecting the ring with proper attire, much like his beautiful suits he wears. Drake King has the most drip in all of EAW.
Flannery McCoy: :usure: Uh huh. Well anyway, you have to wonder if that puts him more at danger for injury tonight. But Drake King is looking to send a message with this win one way or another and continue spreading the message and ideologies of New Eden.
(Drake makes his way up and goes ahead to climb over the turnbuckle in a similar manner as Impact. But he pauses once more once in the ring to let the light shine on him and spread his arms out to the fans in attendance. After a moment, the music fades and the referee tells Drake to make his way back into his corner, then calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we are underway! Both of these men have made themselves very clear throughout this week and they have no love lost about this match! Both men looking to start out strong! But those nails around the ring make every move mean that much more! DRAKE KING CHARGES IN! HE’S GOING TO TRY TO DRIVE IMPACT INTO THE NAILS FROM THE START! BUT IMPACT DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND SHOVES DRAKE FROM BEHIND! DRAKE KING STUMBLING RIGHT TOWARDS THOSE NAILS! HE PUTS HIS HANDS OUT AND JUST MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF IN THE CORNER! HE WAS INCHES FROM IMPALING HIMSELF ON THE NAIL BOARDS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT NOT GOING TO LET A GOOD OPPORTUNITY SLIDE! HE BASHES DRAKE FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM AND SHOVES DRAKE INTO THE CORNER! THOSE NAIL FILLED BOARDS NOW CUTTING INTO THE ARMS AND HIPS OF DRAKE KING! IMPACT KICKING HIS BOOT REPEATEDLY INTO THE MIDSECTION!
Jake Mercer: I HAVEN’T SEEN A MATCH THIS DEADLY SINCE— well I mean EAW has three shows a week so even I can’t commit to that bit.
Stew-O: Drake finally manages to throw himself forward past Impact and get to the center of the ring but a trickle of blood already starting to roll down his arms and legs! Wearing basic gear for a match like this is not turning out to have been the wisest move! Drake checking himself and sees the blood but he doesn’t have time to worry because Impact is already moving in and trying to drive Drake backwards to another corner! Both men locked up! Trying to see who gets the better of these opening moments!
Flannery McCoy: Do you think Impact’s experience in Catch as Catch Can matches give him an advantage in a contest like this where he has to avoid the ropes?
Jake Mercer: Yes. I think Impact came out in typical death match clothes because he intends to headlock Drake into submission.
Stew-O: IMPACT WITH A HIP TOSS AND DROPPING INTO A HEADLOCK ON DRAKE KING!
Jake Mercer: :dahell: THAT WAS MY JOKE GUESS!!
Stew-O: Impact maintaining early control and likely hoping to wear Drake out before he can gain the momentum to take this match into the hyper violence that it foretells. But Drake is already looking for a way out! Grabbing at the hand of Impact and trying to twist his way out! He begins to slowly rise to his feet but Impact is holding that headlock! Drake now with the knows to the stomach! Trying to break the hold! Drake reaching back to grab ahold of Impact’s head! Trying to garner some control! DRAKE FLIPS IMPACT FORWARD OVER HIS SHOULDER! DRAKE KING WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF IMPACT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! DRAKE KING NOW TRYING TO WORK UP SOME OFFENSE IN THIS CONTEST!
Flannery McCoy: KING WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD NOW! HE FORCES IMPACT DOWN TO THE MAT AND MAKES A COVER!
Flannery McCoy: And the shoulders were barely down before Impact kicks out! Drake now swings around and begins to drop fists into the face of Impact! Forgoing all pretense that this is actually a wrestling match these men have begun to simply brawl! Drake dropping punches and Impact trying to guard himself! Drake powers through the guard though and is landing a number of shots! BUT IMPACT REACHING UP AND DRIVING A THUMB INTO DRAKE’S EYE! BLINDING THE REDEEMER! DRAKE CLUTCHES AT HIS FACE AND IMPACT NOW SHOVING DRAKE OVER! DRAKE TRIES TO TURN ON HIS KNEES AND TURNS BACK INTO A KNEE TO THE FACE! IMPACT STOMPING A HOLE INTO DRAKE KING NOW! DRAKE IS HURTING BUT IMPACT NOT RELENTING! IMPACT IS FEELING IT! HE TURNS BACK! I KNOW WHAT HES THINKING! FLIGHT SIGHTS!!
Stew-O: But Impact stopped himself just before he leapt for the lion sault! He seemed to forget for only a moment that the nail boards were still along the ropes, caught up in the moment of the fight! AND NOW HERES DRAKE FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK TO SEND IMPACT INTO THE NAILS! IMPACT REACHES OUT TO TRY AND CATCH HIMSELF!
Jake Mercer: YIKES! IMPACT IS USED TO GIVING PENETRATION! NOT TAKING IT!
Flannery McCoy: A NAIL GOES RIGHT THROUGH IMPACT’S RIGHT HAND AS HE COULDN’T SLOW HIS MOMENTUM DOWN FAST ENOUGH! The grimace on his face tells the story as he pulls his hand backwards off the nail! This shit is not fake, folks! Do not try this at home! The blood is now flowing from Impact’s hand but he doesn’t have time to recover because Drake is right behind him coming in! Impact rushes to meet him and both begin exchanging strikes! A right punch from Drake! A left from Impact! A left elbow from Drake! A kick from impact! Drake misses a knee! A right from Imp— IMPACT SWUNG THE PUNCTURED HAND AND HE HIT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT HIM JUST AS MUCH AS IT HURT DRAKE!
(The camera pulls back to show Impact clutching his hand. It then hard cuts to Drake King clutching his jaw but smiling as he has Impact’s blood on his face.)
Stew-O: Drake King with a disgusting look of pleasure now as he watches the legendary Impact have to recover from a potentially fatal error! Drake now stalking— AND PLANTS IMPACT WITH A BULLDOG FROM BEHIND! Drake King is looking to go for the home run and take this one early! He’s setting up! And Impact is trying to get back to his feet— JUDGEMENT DAY!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! IMPACT PRESSES UP TO HIS FEET AS DRAKE GOES FOR IT! DRAKE KING SENT UP INTO THE AIR! AND HE DROPS RIGHT DOWN INTO AN EVISCERATION! IMPACT CATCHES HIM RIGHT INTO THE CODEBREAKER! IMPACT HAD THE CURB STOMP SCOUTED AND NOW DRAKE COULD BE OUT! IMPACT HAS THE COVER!
Stew-O: DRAKE POWERED OUT OF THAT!! WOW!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE FELL HARD HERE IN TH IMPACT ZONE! AND HE IS STILL FIGHTING!
Flannery McCoy: That was one of the most impressive Eviscerations I’ve seen pulled off and it was definitely impactful but Drake King still has a lot left in the tank before he lets this contest slip away! Drake is trying to shake his head clear after what just happened but Impact is trying to take advantage of him being down! Impact moves in and tries to grab Drake by the legs now—
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE KICKS HIM BACKWARDS! IMPACT NEARLY GOES INTO THE NAILS AGAIN! TRYING TO AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS BECAUSE THEY WILL DO SEVERE DAMAGE! Drake King trying to recover now, rolling himself away from Impact and trying to gather himself. Making his way to the other side of the ring as he tries to shake the cobwebs free, Drake is trying to see if there’s a way out of the ring! Of course he could just try climbing out but no particular spot really looks inviting to the elitists along those nail filled boards! Drake starts trying to push himself up and through two of the ropes—
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT FROM BEHIND WITH ONE OF THOSE NAIL BOARDS! HE RIPPED ONE OF THOSE BOARDS FROM THE ROPES AND WIELDS IT LIKE A WEAPON! HE JUST DROVE ABOUT FIVE NAILS INTO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING! DRAKE CALLS OUT IN PAIN AND IMPACT NOW RIPPING THE BOARD OUT OF DRAKE’S FLESH! THE BLOOD JUST BEGINS TO POUR FROM THE BODY OF KING NOW! IMPACT TAKING ADVANTAGE GRABS KING BY THE HEAD AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT! DRAKE IS DOWN AND IMPACT SLIDES THAT BOARD UNDER HIS HEAD! DRAKE INSTINCTIVELY TRIES TO MOVE BUT IMPACT PLACES HIS BOOT ON THE BACK OF KING’S NECK! IMPACT IS GOING TO DRIVE DRAKE FACE FIRST INTO THESE NAILS!!
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE USING HIS ARMS TO TRY AND RESIST! TRYING TO HOLD HIMSELF OFF OF WHAT COULD POSSIBLY KILL HIM! IMPACT SHOWING NO SIGN OF RELENTING! DRAKE IS IN DANGER! AND IMPACT JUMPS TO DRIVE DRAKE DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAKE REACTS AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS THE BOARD! HE SWINGS IT UP AT IMPACT AND HITS HIM WITH THE BACK OF IT ACROSS THE FACE! What the hell?!? The back of the board is sticking to Impact? Why— THATS RIGHT! THOSE BOARDS WERE AFFIXED TO THE ROPES WITH BARBED WIRE! AND DRAKE JUST PLANTED THE BARBED WIRE SIDE INTO IMPACT’S CHEEKBONE! BOTH OF THESE MEN ALREADY BECOMING BLOODY MESSES AS THIS MATCH FEELS LIKE ITS ONLY JUST GETTING GOING!
Jake Mercer: Ahhh… this is more what I felt like we were getting. Good old blood and gore, the ring painted Dynasty red.
Stew-O: Ummm. Okay then Jake. But impact now trying to pull that board off of his face and taking out a hunk of flesh as he does so! The blood flow just gets worse and worse as we go! AND DRAKE KING CHARGES IN AND TAKES IMPACT DOWN!! DRAKE GRABS THAT BOARD AGAIN AND DRIVES IT INTO IMPACT’S FACE EVEN MORE! GRINDING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE HALL OF FAMER’S FLESH! THESE MEN ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE GROUND BEEF AFTER THIS IS OVER! DRAKE NOW TAKING THAT BOARD AND PULLING IT OFF IMPACT’S FACE AGAIN! HE’S TURNING IT OVER! DRAKE KING DRIVES THE NAILS DOWN AND RIGHT INTO THE NECK OF THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT GRABS DRAKE’S WRISTS AT JUST THE LAST SECOND SAVES HIMSELF! IMPACT HOLDING THOSE NAILS MAYBE A CENTIMETER AWAY FROM HIS THROAT! IGNORING ANY PAIN IN HIS HAND AS IT COULD KILL HIM OTHERWISE! DRAKE TRYING TO FORCES THE BOARD DOWN AND NOT RELENTING! IMPACT STRUGGLING HERE! HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT SLIP! NO! IMPACT FORCES THE BOARD TO THE SIDE AND SAVES HIMSELF! BUT NOT FROM DRAKE! KING NOW DRIVING ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF IMPACT! DRAKE TEARING AWAY AT THE ALL TIMER AND MAKING SURE TO OPEN UP THE GASHES ON HIS FACE EVEN MORE! THE BLOOD ON DRAKE’S BACK HAS RUN ALL OVER NOW COATING HIS TORSO!
Stew-O: Drake finally releasing and stepping up to his feet! Impact is hurt and trying to get to his feet but the gashes on his cheekbone are pouring blood! But the sheer veteran instinct in Impact is keeping him fighting! But King is stalking him again! Looking to do some serious damage! Impact gets to his knees and—
Stew-O: DRAKE KING JUST SIDE SWUNG THAT BOARD AND HIT ITS EDGE RIGHT INTO IMPACT’S JAW! IMPACT IS DOWN AND DRAKE JUST HAS A SMIRK NOW! Drake turns his back and goes over towards the ropes! Drake King now starts tearing away at the boards! He begins to pry away board after board! Tossing them over around Impact’s body! Drake has cleared a section of the ropes and now makes an exit for himself after tossing about five boards around the ring! He’s made space for himself to climb out and down to the floor! Drake getting down and now he’s pulling up the apron skirt!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE IS LIFTING THE SKIRT RIGHT ON A LIVE BROADCAST! SUCH IMPURITY! WHAT A HORRIDLY PERVERTED HEATHEN!
Flannery McCoy: Right now, Drake King is a devil in a playground of hell. He’s digging around for something. Ha spills out a steel chair and tosses it up into the ring! Now kneeling down he reaches in and grabs what looks like several pouches! He tosses them up onto the ring apron! And he’s still digging in? What in god’s name is he— FUCK!!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING PULLING OUT AN ELECTRIFIED BRANDING IRON JUST LIKE HE DID BACK AT SHOCK VALUE! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE A WHITE HOT BRANDING IRON HIDDEN UNDER THE RING?!? Drake has that weapon of punishment and pain in hand and now he goes to climb up into the ring— BUT IMPACT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE SENDS DRAKE DROPPING TO THE FLOOR! DRAKE DROPS AND THAT BRANDING IRON CLATTERS TO THE FLOOR! FUCK! ITS SMOKING WHERE ITS SITTING AT RINGSIDE! THATS A FIRE HAZARD! WE JUST GOT FANS BACK IN HERE FOR GODS SAKE!
Flannery McCoy: Impact rubbing blood out of his face and now slides himself out of the ring! He now reaches under the ring himself and seems to be looking for something— IMPACT HAS A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS STICKING OUT OF IT! DRAKE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE PREPARED FOR HELL TONIGHT! IMPACT WASTES NO TIME! HE STEPS OVER DRAKE WHO IS TRYING TO GET TO HIS BRANDING IRON!
Drake King: (off mic) FRICK!!!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT SWINGS THAT BAT RIGHT INTO THE LEG OF DRAKE KING! TEARING A HOLE IN DRAKE’S GEAR AND JUST REVEALING THE BLOODY PIN CUSHION HE LEFT IN DRAKE’S THIGH! DRAKE KING IS IN A BAD PLACE HERE! IMPACT NOW USING HIS BOOT TO HOLD DRAKE DOWN ON THE FLOOR! AND IMPACT SWINGING THE BAT DOWN INTO THE RIBCAGE OF KING! THAT COULD PUNCTURE A LUNG! DRAKE IS WRITHING IN PAIN AND IMPACT LOOKS PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OVER THIS! Impact now tossing the bat up into the ring and is going to try and get Drake into the ring and put an end to this! Impact grabs Drake by the head and begins to pull him up!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is still clutching at both his leg and his ribs where Impact just used him for batting practice with that nail bat! Impact getting Drake slowly towards the ring apron— BUT DRAKE WITH A LOW BLOW!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE JUST HIT IMPACT IN HIS HOLEY COCK, DICK, AND PENIS BUT ALSO BALLS!!
Jake Mercer: No! Holey! Because by the end of this match, who the fuck knows?
Stew-O: Anyway, Impact drops clutching at his crotch! Drake King is hurting but he knows this may be his only chance to recover and take advantage! He pulls himself up and over towards the ring apron! Drake trying now to grab ahold of a steel chair that’s sitting just under the ring!
Drake King: AAAAAGGGHHH!!! FRIIIIICCKKK!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT NOW DRIVING THAT SEARING HOT ELECTRIC BRANDING IRON RIGHT INTO DRAKE’S BACK! DRAKE CRYING OUT IN PAIN NOW! IMPACT QUICKLY RECOVERING FROM THE LOW BLOW! Hmm??
(Impact holds the branding iron into the small of Drake’s back with one hand and reaches into his pants with the other.)
Jake Mercer: Uh oh! The sponsors are about to cancel us for an entirely different reason! Where’s my homie Gavin when you need him?!?
(Impact pulls an athletic cup out of his pants and holds it up to the camera with a smug grin, revelling in his own intellect before removing the branding iron and showing a nasty burn in the shape of the New Eden emblem. Impact then puts the cup back in place before tossing the branding iron aside and ringside officials finally run out and extinguish it to prevent any further fire risk.)
Stew-O: The preparation of a veteran! Impact knew Drake would try to turn the tides at some point so he not only came out in more protective clothing, he’s protected himself in other ways as well! Gotta say, that’s pretty smart. Impact now grabbing Drake by the hair and lifting him up, shoving him inside the now destruction filled ring. Drake looks to be in a bad way, trying to crawl away and clearly in pain! Impact comes behind him and looks to be lining up another Evisceration once Drake gets back to his feet! Drake slowly rising! Making his way up as best he can but still hunched over! IMPACT MOVES IN! EVISCERATION!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAKE JUST HURLED SOMETHING INTO IMPACT’S FACE! IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF NAIL SHARDS! TONS OF JAGGED METAL SHARDS FROM NAILS CUT INTO PIECES! DRAKE HAS ONE OF THOSE POUCHES IN HIS HAND AND IT SEEMS THAT THIS WAS THE CONTENTS!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE JUST USED POCKET SAND!
Flannery McCoy: Drake just bought himself some serious recovery and it looks like some of those shards may have hit Impact in the eyes! Impact is clawing at his face trying to recover! But Drake is back up! He’s stumbling but he’s up! Drake lining up his shot… GUILLOTINE!!!! THE SICK KICK CONNECTS!!
Stew-O: But that’s not all! Drake looks like he has even more punishment in mind now for the Hall of Famer! Drake reaches over and grabs another one of those pouches… MY GOD! DRAKE KING POURING MORE NAIL SHARDS INTO IMPACT’S MOUTH! AND NOW PUNCH IMPACT RIGHT UNDER THE JAW TO MAKE SURE THE DAMAGE IS DONE! IMPACT NOW BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH! DRAKE DROPS IMPACT TO THE MAT AND NOW STEPS BACK! DRAKE KING HAS A DISGUSTING SMILE! HE PLACES THAT STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS TOSSED INTO THE RING UNDER IMPACT’S FACE! BLOOD FLOWING FROM BETWEEN IMPACT’S LIPS! AND NOW DRAKE HAS WHAT HE WANTS! JUDGEMENT DAY!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE JUST CURB STOMPED IMPACT INTO THAT STEEL CHAIR WITH A MOUTH FULL OF JAGGED METAL!! IMPACT JUST SPAT A BLOODY BUNCH OF SHARDS FROM HIS MOUTH AS HE HIT THE CANVAS AND NOW THE BLOOD MAY AS WELL BE FROM AN OPEN FAUCET! DRAKE ROLLS HIM OVER! GRINNING AS HE DOES SO! DRAKE KING HAS THE COVER!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT JUST LIFTS A SHOULDER OFF THE GROUND! HOW? HE WAS JUST MUTILATED BY DRAKE KING AND HE STILL FIGHTS ON!! DRAKE LOOKS DUMBFOUNDED! HE JUST PUT SOME OF THE WORST PUNISHMENT IN HIS ARSENAL TO IMPACT AND STILL THE LEGEND FIGHTS ON!
Flannery McCoy: But Impact is looking rough right now! We’ve seen him get through some wars but right now he’s a bloody wreck! Between his mouth and face you almost can’t recognize the most watched champion in EAW history! And that’s all the doing of Drake King! Impact is trying to get back up! Trying to keep fighting! But he didn’t seem to know where he is right now! And— DRAKE KING WITH THE NAIL COVERED BASEBALL BAT RIGHT TO IMPACT’S STOMACH! IT TEARS RIGHT THROUGH THAT T-SHIRT AND INTO THE ABDOMEN OF IMPACT! DRAKE KING NOT LETTING UP ON THE PUNISHMENT! THIS REALLY IS NAIL HELL! DRAKE RIPPING OUT THE BAT AND HE GRABS AT IMPACT! HE GRABS IMPACT BY THE SHIRT AND PULLS THE SHIRT UP OVER HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE TRYING TO UNDRESS IMPACT NOW! HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN! DRAKE IS IMPURE! A DEFILED PERVERTED SOUL!
Stew-O: DRAKE GETS THE SHIRT OVER IMPACT’S HEAD AND LEAVES IT THERE LIKE A BLIND FOLD!! DRAKE NOW PICKING UP THE BAT AND SWINGING IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HALL OF FAMER!
Impact: (muffled and off mic) FUCK!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is muffled by that short but you can’t hide the pain from having those nails swung into your body and the collision of that baseball bat! Impact clawing at that shirt and finally gets it off! Clutching at his abdomen! BUT LOOK OUT! DRAKE SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT AT IMPACT’S HEAD!
Drake King: (off mic) SAY HI TO KEN GRIFFEY JR. FOR ME!
Stew-O: DRAKE MISSED! IMPACT DUCKED THE SWING! DRAKE IS OFF BALANCE FROM THE WHIFFED SHOT AND IMPACT NOW WITH AN UPPERCUT LOW BLOW OF HIS OWN! AND DRAKE’S EYES NEARLY BULGE OUT OF HIS HEAD AS HE WAS CLEARLY NOT PREPARED THE SAME WAY IMPACT WAS!! DRAKE IS DOUBLED OVER AND IMPACT TRYING TO MOUNT A RECOVERY HERE! IMPACT TURNS AND GRABS DRAKE KING BY THE BACK OF THE NECK AND THROWS HIM! DRAKE COLLIDES SHOULDER FIRST WITH THE BOARDS ALONG THE ROPES! DRAKE IS STUCK ONTO THE BOARDS BY HIS ENTIRE LEFT ARM! YOU CAN SEE THE SEARING PAIN COURSING THROUGH HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM AND DRAKE NOW HAVING TO PRESS AGAINST THE BOARDS TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET LOOSE IMPACT IS THERE AND LAYING INTO DRAKE WITH PUNCHES! ADRENALINE CLEARLY BEGINNING TO NUMB HIS PAIN! DRAKE ONLY HAS ONE GOOD ARM TO PROTECT HIMSELF WITH!! AND NOW IMPACT KICKING DRAKE REPEATEDLY IN THE MIDSECTION! DRAKE DOING ALL HE CAN TO KEEP HIS BACK FROM GOING FLAT INTO THOSE BOARDS! IMPACT TRYING TO DRIVE KING MORE AND MORE INTO THE SUFFERING! HE GRABS DRAKE BY THE THROAT NOW WITH BOTH HANDS AND BEGINS TO PRESS BIM BACKWARDS! DRAKE IS UP AGAINST THE NAILS! HE CAN FEEL THEM PRESSING SLOWLY INTO HIS BACK
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO GET A KNEE UP INTO IMPACT’S WOUNDED STOMACH! DRAKE GRABS HIS OWN ARM AND HAS TO YANK IT OFF! IMPACT IS CHARGING BACK IN ALREADY! BUT DRAKE JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET HIS ARM OFF AND THROW UP A SUPERKICK BEFORE IMPACT COULD CAPITALIZE! HE JUST CAUGHT IMPACT IN THE CHEST! HE COULDN’T EVEN GET THE KICK UP TO THE JAW WITH THAT DAMAGED THIGH FROM THE BAT! Impact is knocked back from the lock but not to the mat! Drake is clutching at the bloody mess that his arm has become! Both men drenched in blood by this point! AND NOW BOTH MEN MEET IN THE MIDDLE! SWINGING STRIKES LEFT AND RIGHT! BOTH FIGHT PURELY OFF THE RUSH OF THE FIGHT BY THIS POINT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT! DRAKE! IMPACT!
Flannery McCoy: AND IMPACT NOW USING HIS CRIMSON MASKED FACE TO HEADBUTT DRAKE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! DRAKE IS STUNNED! IMPACT REACHES DOWN AND GRABS ONE OF THOSE NAIL BOARDS! AND HE SWINGS IT STRAIGHT INTO DRAKE’S STOMACH! THOSE NAILS DRIVING INTO DRAKE’S GUT AND IMPACT JUST LEAVES IT THERE AS DRAKE IS BENT OVER FROM PAIN! IMPACT GRABS DRAKE NOW AND PLACES DRAKE’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! IMPACT HOISTING DRAKE UP! MY GOD! IMPACT JUST POWERBOMBED DRAKE ONTO THE PILE OF BLOODY NAIL SHARDS THAT WERE JUST IN HIS MOUTH! DRAKE IS ARCHING HIS BACK IN PAIN AND THOSE NAIL SHARDS NOW JUST STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK! Drake clearly hurting and Impact is catching his breath now after taking so much damage in this match! You can only tell impact is smiling by the appearance of his white teeth within a visage of blood that his face has become! Impact now grabbing Drake by the legs— AND IMPACT PUTS HIM IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT! THE LIONTAMER APPLIED! DRAKE IS CALLING OUT IN PAIN BUT THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO! ROPE BREAKS WON’T DO ANY GOOD IN A MATCH LIKE THIS AND DRAKE’S BACK HAS BEEN TORN UP ALREADY! PLUS HE STILL HAS THAT NAIL BOARD STUCK IN HIS STOMACH!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS CALLING OUT IN PAIN! TRYING TO FIND SOME WAY TO MOVE HIMSELF AND ESCAPE BUT THERE MAY BE NO WAY OUT HERE! THE WALLS OF IMPACT HAVE FELLED SOME OF THE BEST IN COMPANY HISTORY! DRAKE SLOWLY DRAGGING HIMSELF AROUND BUT IF HE DOES NOT BREAK THAT HOLD SOON THEN ITS CURTAINS!
Jake Mercer: ASK HIM!!
Flannery McCoy: The blood from both men is just painting the ring at this point! You can’t even tell who is bleeding from where! This is a fucking mess! Just tap Drake and let it end! Impact has no intent of showing mercy right now! But Drake continues to try and worm around the ring, slipping and sliding now from the blood all around like a Jackson Pollock painting! Drake is fighting to find something! Grabbing and pushing just to get some solid ground! Needing to make his escape soon or he may fade from all this blood loss! He reaches out! He looks like he wants to try and drop to the outside of the ring but there’s no way he can make it! He’s down! His hand is up! Drake King is going to tap!!!
Stew-O: NO! DRAKE KING MANAGED TO GET A FINGER ON THAT BAT OF NAILS AND HE SWUNG IT BACKWARDS INTO IMPACT’S SIDE! DRAKE STUCK THOSE NAILS IN AND IS YANKING AT IMPACT WITH IT NOW! DRAKE FIGHTING TO REGAIN SOME POSITIONING IN THIS! GRABBING AND PULLING AT THE BODY OF IMPACT AND SLOWLY RIPPING MORE AND MORE FLESH AWAY! IMPACT FINALLY RELEASES THE HOLD AND PULLS THE BAT OUT OF HIS SIDE, GRIMACING AS HE DOES SO! FLESH JUST HANGING OFF OF HIM NOW AS THE BLOOD CONTINUES TO RUN! DRAKE NOW PULLING THAT BOARD OUT OF HIS STOMACH AND TOSSING IT OUT OF THE RING! NEITHER OF THESE MEN ARE GOING TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS MATCH WITH THEIR LIFESPANS IN TACT!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King finally able to get back to his feet but Impact has that bat in hand! Drake tries to dodge around but Impact is waiting in position to take his head off! Drake moves in— AND IMPACT SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO DUCK! BUT IMPACT KEEPING HIS BALANCE AND SWINGING AGAIN!
Stew-O: DRAKE TRIED TO BLOCK THE SHOT WITH ANOTHER OF THOSE NAIL BOARDS BUT IMPACT SNAPPED IT IN HALF WITH THE BAT AND SENDS IT FLYING! IMPACT SWINGING WITH INTENT TO KILL AND DRAKE HAS TO FIND SOME WAY TO COUNTERACT IT! DRAKE LOOKING AROUND THE RING BUT HAS TO BACK UP WITH EVERY SWING!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT CRACKS THE BAT OVERHEAD INTO SOME BOARDS ALONG THE ROPES! DRAKE JUST BARELY DODGED OUT OF THE WAY! IMPACT DROVE THE BAT DOWN SO HARD THAT ONE OF THE NAILS LODGED INTO THE WOOD BOARD! IMPACT TRIES TO PRY IT OUT AND THIS MAY BE EXACTLY WHAT DRAKE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE! Impact is yanking and pulling at the bat but not making any progress! Drake is catching his breath but keeping an eye on the All Time Great. King and Impact are beyond what should be possible for human suffering at this point! Impact— IMPACT FINALLY JUST YANKS THE ENTIRE BOARD OFF ALONG WITH THE BAT AND GOES TO SWING BOTH AT DRAKE! BUT DRAKE DARTS IN UNDERNEATH THE SWING AND DRIVES HIS FINGERS INTO THE OPEN WOUND ON IMPACT’S FACE! IMPACT TRIES TO FIGHT BUT YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN HE’S IN NOW! FINALLY IMPACT TOSSES THE BAT AND CLUTCHES AT HIS FACE AND SHOVES DRAKE AWAY! DRAKE TRIES TO GO FOR THE BAT AND BOARD BUT IT FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: Was Drake really dumb enough to think Impact would just let him have it?
Stew-O: Well Drake is making damn sure he doesn’t waste time on it! He runs in from behind with an elbow to the back of Impact’s head! He steps back and— SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE OPEN WOUND ON IMPACT’S CHEEKBONE! HE GOT ALL OF THAT SUPERKICK! IMPACT DROPS AND DRAKE IS LIMPING NOW ON THAT PIN-CUSHIONED LEG! BUT HE IS NOT DOWN! HES TRYING TO GET A LITTLE MORE LIFE OUT OF THE LEG!! HE TURNS BACK TOWARDS IMPACT WHO IS ONCE AGAIN RISING FROM THE MAT! DRAKE MOVES IN! BOOK OF DRISTIANITY!
Flannery McCoy: NO! IMPACT FELT THE PUNT KICK COMING AND DODGED OUT OF THE WAY! HE GETS QUICKLY UP TO HIS FEET! FIST OF FURY!! IMPACT CAUGHT DRAKE ON THE TURN AROUND WITH THE RIGHT HANDED KNOCKOUT HOOK! DRAKE FALLS! BUT IMPACT FALLS AS WELL FROM ALL THE FORCE HE HAD TO THROW FOR THE PUNCH! HE IS JUST BARELY ABLE TO LAY A HAND ACROSS DRAKE’S CHEST FOR THE COVER! HERE’S THE REFEREE!
Jake Mercer: THE IMPACT ZONE IS SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED!
Stew-O: NO! THE REF SAYS DRAKE JUST LIFTED HIS SHOULDER OFF THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure Impact is confounded by the fact that Drake kicked out of that at the last moment, but neither man has moved since the referee said the pin was kicked out of! Both of them have already been through hell in this contest and you have to wonder at what point does the gas tank just run out? Impact now just beginning to try and get his hands underneath him to start getting to his feet! Moving slowly, clearly exhausted, he knows he can’t let up yet! The match is not over! And he won’t stop until he has the win! Drake is barely moving if even breathing right now! That kickout was pure survival instinct! That punch had to have put him out cold!
Stew-O: Impact now getting gingerly to his feet! He grabs Drake once more by the head and looks to bring him up! Impact clenching his fist, almost seeming to try and work out any pains in his hand and arm! I think he’s going for the Fist of Fury once more! He gets Drake up to his knees— AND IMPACT GRABS THAT LAST POUCH OF NAIL SHARDS AND POURS IT NOW INTO DRAKE’S MOUTH! LOOKING TO RETURN THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH! HE DELIVERS A KNEE RIGHT TO THE JAW OF DRAKE KING! DRAKE SLUMPS BACK AGAIN! IMPACT ONCE AGAIN DRAGGING DRAKE UP NOW AND BALANCING HIM ON HIS FEET FOR THE PUNCH! IMPACT WINDS UP! FIST OF FURY!
Flannery McCoy: NO! DRAKE DUCKED UNDERNEATH! HE GRABS IMPACT! SWINGING REVERSE STO! THE OVERHAUL CONNECTS ON IMPACT! DRAKE HAS DONE IT!
Stew-O: DRAKE SPITS A MOUTHFUL OF NAILS AND BLOOD OUT ONTO THE MAT AND DROPS DOWN NOW CONFIDENTLY WITH A GRIN FOR THE COVER! THIS IS IT!
Flannery McCoy: HOW IN THE HELL DID IMPACT KICK OUT OF THAT ONE?!? I THOUGHT THAT HAD TO BE THE END AFTER ALL OF THIS PUNISHMENT!
Jake Mercer: Even I can’t joke around. This is pure insanity at this point! How are these two even still alive?!?
Stew-O: This is why EAW is where the very best come to compete! We break the limits of what the human body can do on a regular basis! Drake King and Impact are shining examples of that here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Drake now tries to get to his knees, spitting out another mouthful of blood as he does so. He goes over to that opened section of the ropes and slips out once more. Drake looking for something to finally put an end to this ordeal once and for all! He’s stumbling around the sides of the ring and now turns around the corner towards this side of the ring! He’s looking under the ring the whole way as he goes! And it looks like he’s finally found what he’s looking for! Drake steps over a bit more and kneels down! He reaches under and— HOLY FUCK! DRAKE KING HAS A RAILROAD SPIKE AND A HAMMER!
Jake Mercer: I mean… I guess that counts as a nail, right?
Stew-O: A fucking gigantic one but yeah I suppose. Drake may be looking to end Impact’s life here and now! He makes his way over to try and get back into the ring at the opening he made! Drake tosses the spike and hammer into the ring before trying to climb back in— BUT IMPACT IS THERE TO CATCH HIM WITH A FOREARM! DRAKE MANAGES TO HANG ON TO THE ROPES BUT HE’S STUMBLED OVER A FEW STEPS! DRAKE TRYING TO FIND SOME COVER BY HIDING BEHIND THE BOARDS ON THE ROPES! BUT IMPACT GRABS DRAKE BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM DOWN THROAT FIRST ONTO THE BARBED WIRE THAT WAS HOLDING THE BOARDS ON THE ROPES!
(Instant replay shows Drake being brought down into the rope and then crashing backwards to the outside where he holds his hand against bloody gashes made around his neck.)
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT NOW SLIDING OUT OF THE RING ONCE MORE! NOT LETTING AN OPPORTUNITY SLIP AWAY! HE GRABS DRAKE BY THE HEAD AND GOES TO ROLL HIM INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND DRIVE IMPACT INTO THE RING APRON STOMACH FIRST RIGHT WITH THAT OPEN WOUND IS! DRAKE GRABBING IMPACT BY THE HEAD AND SHOVING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE BACKING ON THOSE BOARDS! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN! IMPACT’S HEAD COLLIDING WITH BARBED WIRE AND WOOD OVER AND OVER! AND DRAKE FINALLY TURNING HIM AND ROLLING HIM ONTO THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: But not into the ring? Drake now moving just himself into the ring and kicking a bunch of those nail shards over towards where Impact is! Finally he goes and grabs Impact by the head and pulls him in through the ropes for— DAWN OF JUSTICE!! THE ROPE HUNG DDT FACE FIRST INTO THE NAIL SHARDS!
Jake Mercer: BUT THAT ISN’T ALL! DRAKE FOLLOWS IT IMMEDIATELY UP WITH ANOTHER JUDGEMENT DAY! A CURB STOMP RIGHT INTO THE NAILS! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER! PRESSING UP ON IMPACT’S CHEST! MAKING SURE THIS IS AN EMPHATIC WIN!
Jake Mercer: Oh my fucking Gawd…
Stew-O: IMPACT KICKED OUT AGAIN!!! HOW?!? JUST FUCKING HOW?!? DRAKE CANNOT BELIEVE IT EITHER! HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NO CLUE LEFT WHAT TO DO! HE’S JUST SLUMPED THERE ON TOP OF IMPACT AND STARING IN DISBELIEF!
Flannery McCoy: But somehow he has to find a way to do it if he wants to take this victory! Impact still will not stay down! Drake has to get his composure back and make something happen! He’s pressing up to his feet and grabs Impact by the arm, dragging the Hall of Famer to the center of the ring! Oh no… DRAKE HAS EVIL INTENTIONS! HE TAKES THAT RAILROAD SPIKE AND HOLDS THE POINT DOWN ON IMPACT’S CHEST! HE RAISES UP THE HAMMER! HE’S GOING TO USE IT TO DRIVE THE SPIKE THROUGH IMPACT’S CHEST!
Drake King: (off mic) JUST DIE! DIE ALREADY! YOU ARE BEATEN! YOUR BLOOD IS SPILLED! YOU ARE SACRIFICED IN THE NAME OF NEW EDEN! FOR THE SALVATION OF ALL THAT WE BRING!
Stew-O: DRAKE SWINGS THE HAMMER DOWN INTO THE SPIKE! RIGHT INTO IMPACT’S RIBCAGE!
Flannery McCoy: THAT STEEL CHAIR THAT DRAKE TOSSED INTO THE RING EARLIER! IMPACT JUST GRABBED IT WITH ONE HAND AND SWUNG IT INTO THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS KNOCKED SENSELESS! HE DROPS THE HAMMER AND THE SPIKE! HE STAYS ON HIS FEET BUT NO ONE IS HOME! IMPACT GRABS THAT RAILROAD SPIKE NOW! AND HE CRACKS IT ACROSS THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD! DRAKE DROPS UNMOVING TO THE MAT! NOTHING BUT A FEW TWITCHES TO SHOW THAT HE’S ALIVE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT IS NOT DONE PUNISHING HIM IT SEEMS! IMPACT GETS TO HIS FEET AND STUMBLES! CLEARLY DIZZY FROM BLOOD LOSS! HE BEGINS TO GRAB AT MORE OF THOSE BOARDS ON THE ROPES! PULLING THEM OFF ONE BY ONE! DRAKE IS OUT COLD! AND IMPACT IS NOW LAYING AND POSITIONING THOSE BOARDS ON THE MAT!
Stew-O: Clearly something evil in the mind of the Quintessential Champion now as he has these nail boards laid out on the canvas! He turns back to Drake! Looking to enact some vile punishment on the Voltage elitist! Impact once more gets Drake up! He pulls him up and turns his back— IMPACT USING WHAT STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT TO HOIST DRAKE UP! HE’S IN AN ELEVATED CRUCIFIX!
Impact: (off mic) You… think you’re some kind of messiah? A savior?
Stew-O: IMPACT NEARLY LOSING HIS BALANCE! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE IN BAD SHAPE! BARELY KEEPING DRAKE UP!
Impact: (off mic) Then… you can be crucified like one.
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST TOSSED DRAKE INTO A RAZOR’S EDGE! DRAKE LANDS IN CRUCIFIX POSITION ON THE WOOD AND THE NAILS GO RIGHT UP INTO HIS BODY AND AFFIX HIM TO THE BOARDS!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT JUST LITERALLY CRUCIFIED DRAKE KING!!!
Stew-O: THE PAIN JUST BROUGHT DRAKE RIGHT BACK TO CONSCIOUSNESS! HES WAILING OUT IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE WORST PAIN OF HIS LIFE! BUT HE CAN’T MOVE! HE IS STUCK THERE! NO ESCAPE!
Stew-O: OH SHIT!
(The camera turns to show Impact begin to make his way over and try to manage a cover on the immobilized Drake King before dropping down to a knee and falling unconscious to his side. Impact slumps in a heap of dead weight on the ground as blood slowly pools from his mouth.)
Flannery McCoy: What… what happened?!? I’m confused! What happens now?
Stew-O: The referee is yelling something to the timekeepers and now— oh no!
(The referee turns towards the entrance ramp and puts up the dreaded X with his arms.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has deemed that neither man can physically continue, therefore this match is a no contest.
(Medical units suddenly flood the entrance ramp, rushing down to get both men as the referee tries to rip more wood planks away to give them entry into the ring.)
Stew-O: My god… so this is why it’s called a nail hell death match… they brutalized each other into incapacity…
(Drake is still crying out in pain as medics try to slide him as slowly as possible to the ring apron where they have a table ready for them. Impact is seen being rolled onto a gurney and having a blood transfusion immediately placed into his arm.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, we here at Dynasty would like to formally apologize for having to call this match off. But our sincerest hopes and prayers are with these two athletes as the now head of to medical facilities to try and recover from the damage done here tonight.
Jake Mercer: I can’t believe it ended like that… Impact had Drake beaten right there at the end…
Stew-O: But Drake also did so much damage to Impact that he lost consciousness before he could do so. Both of them went to the very limits of their bodies here tonight. We need to go to break. But stick around. We will be back momentarily for the remainder of Reckless Wiring.
(Drake King finally passes out from pain as he is wheeled up the ramp. Impact is shown not far behind being carted off. The ring staff begin to disassemble the nail hell deathmatch structure and instead of sanitizing it, they simply cut away the blood covered canvas of the ring used for this match before rolling out fresh canvas as the camera fades.)
(Commercial for Ronan Malosi’s Applebee’s which now is serving queso in bowls the shape of the Interwire Championship. It’s pretty cool looking. Too bad the queso itself is pretty mediocre.)
(As the main event is upon us, the giant steel structure known as the Dome of Death comes down around the ring with bright, white lights flashing around it as it descends to ominous music. It only stops when the entire dome is grounded and secure.)
(Once the structure is set, “It Follows” by Cane Hill plays into the arena and panning around the arena, one of the many cameras comes upon Xander Payne entering through the crowd surrounded by security! He wears his new shoe merchandise. It is a customized Nike Air Max ’97 done by MSCHF. It has 69 droplets of blood, 60cc ink, and his face plastered over the front. It is currently going for $1095 to commemorate Xander Payne’s third anniversary in this company today.)
(In addition, he is wearing red eye contacts and has black paint splattered around his eyes. Xander makes his way down to ringside, still accompanied by his security detail.)
Stew-O: After Xander Payne prevented Harper Lee from defeating Lethal Consequences for the World Heavyweight Championship back in February, it became clear over time that Xander wanted to be the one to dethrone LC and he made sure that he would get his chance as the World Heavyweight Champion seemed just as insistent on having the match!
Flannery McCoy: Even if he has every intention of doing it so that he can shut Xander Payne, but for a man like Xander Payne – who’s coming off losses like the King of Elite final, another loss in an Extreme Elimination Chamber which was won by Lethal Consequences this season – he won’t make this easy at all as he looks to this as his way to claim his spot at the top of the company! He’s come close before yet he’s missed the mark a number of times, and with this chance, maybe he’ll reach a turning point.
Jake Mercer: Maybe he’s expecting all of that to have built up into what’s necessary to accomplish something as big as this, but Lethal Consequence’s road to becoming World Champion hasn’t been an easy one for himself either!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot takes over and Lethal Consequences heads out onto the stage, the World Heavyweight Championship in hand! Staring down the dome and Xander inside of it, LC starts down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: It’s been a ride for Lethal Consequences to say the least over the years when it came to getting this far, but people can say whatever they want about him or how he carries himself, but the fact he’s here as the defending champion should speak volumes about how he shouldn’t be underestimated. And most recently, with him and Xander going after each other over the past month or even Xander putting him through the table at their contract signing, you have to wonder if it’s wise on Xander’s part when we know how long LC has waited to be in this spot again!
Stew-O: With both him and Xander being doubted about becoming World Champions – whether that was if Lethal could do it again and in this era of EAW no less, or if Xander would finally be able to see his way through to his full potential – this is going to be a match-up that’ll push the both of them on who sees their intentions to the end!
Jake Mercer: I’m gonna say that those similarities are where they end, because beyond that? LC’s done what Xander hasn’t and that’s actually be on top of EAW! Xander’s had his chances just the same, but he hasn’t capitalized on them when the bright lights were on – among plenty that Lethal Consequences has done he’s persevered, and that perseverance would exactly be why he retains tonight!
(LC enters the ring, whereas on the outside in the timekeeper’s area, Stephie Love is ready to announce.)
Stephie Love: The following main event singles match is a DOME OF DEATH MATCH, for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Stephie Love: The first competitor to escape through the opening at the top of the dome will be declared the winner and the World Heavyweight Champion!!!
(The crowd cheers, evidently prepped from last year’s match to see these two take a disastrous 20-foot drop from the dome.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing 263 pounds…. “PAYNEKILLER” XANDER PAYNE!!!
(Xander steps forward as he stares down a trash-talking Lethal Consequences, who already has the championship raised!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing 230 pounds… he is the current World Heavyweight Champion…. “THE INEVITABLE” LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
(Lethal Consequences goes getting right in Xander’s face, the championship raised as the two of them get into a verbal back and forth! The referee in the ring keeps them separated long enough to get the championship and hand off outside, so that the dome door can be locked to officially start the match!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This World Heavyweight Championship Match is underway! Lethal Consequences versus Xander Payne! The main event here at Reckless Wiring!
Flannery McCoy: AND XANDER GOES CHARGING RIGHT AFTER LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, WHO GOES RUNNING RIGHT AT XANDER!! THE TWO OF THEM MEET AT THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND START THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER!! CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER HOLD NOTHING BACK AS THEY GET RIGHT TO IT HERE IN THE VERY EARLY SECONDS OF THIS MATCH!!!
Jake Mercer: THOSE BLOWS ARE GETTING THROWN IN QUICK SUCCESSION- I CAN’T EVEN TELL WHO’LL END UP WITH THE UPPER HAND IN THIS! IT’S A BACK AND FORTH AS NEITHER MAN LOOKS TO RELENT- BUT THERE GOES LC WITH A FOREARM AND A QUICK KNEE THAT GETS LIFTED UP INTO THE STOMACH! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GRABS XANDER AND LOOKS TO RUN HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL!
Stew-O: BUT JUST AS THEY GET TO THE ROPES, XANDER TURNS THE MOMENTUM AND GETS LC AGAINST THE ROPES! XANDER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND LC ENDS UP DOUBLED OVER BEFORE XANDER DROPS HIM WITH A DDT! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GETS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD AS XANDER FORCES HIM TO THE MAT OFF THE DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Xander isn’t finished though as he forces LC over and starts hammering away with those punches, driving his fist right down into the face of LC! Xander’s making it clear that he’s looking to play no games here tonight with the World Heavyweight Title on the line! With as much as we’ve had to hear him over these past couple of weeks denounce people saying that he can’t achieve the World Championship success he believes he should have, I’m not surprised at all by these actions!
Stew-O: Payne finally comes off of Lethal Consequences and he lifts the champion off the mat into a snap suplex back to the canvas! LC comes arching up off the mat and Xander grabs him from behind, pulling him to his feet so that he can send him into the corner off an irish whip and LC collides with the turnbuckles! The champion finds himself stunned as he gets caught in a running splash in the corner, surely knocking the wind out of him!
Jake Mercer: Xander putting his 33-pound weight advantage to use in the worst of ways for LC as Xander just hurled himself at him! And now he’s got our champ trapped with shoulder thrusts that take LC off his feet! Xander’s giving him no room to breathe and LC is going to need to find a way to retaliate quickly here before it starts to seem like Xander’s going to run away with this; not that I imagine him doing much running, but you get the point!
Flannery McCoy: We certainly understand the sentiment, Jake, and really, you’re right! Xander is relentless and I’ve honestly lost count of how long he’s had LC in the corner and how many times he’s connected with those repeated shoulder thrusts; you’d think he was trying to cut right through Lethal Consequences! Xander grabs LC and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner before he goes charging after him- AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS XANDER IN THE FACE WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KNOCKS HIM BACK WITH THAT KICK AND NOW HERE HE COMES OUT THE CORNER WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM TO THE FACE!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION STRIKES XANDER REPEATEDLY ALL THE WAY BACK OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A FLURRY OF STRIKES BEFORE HE KICKS XANDER IN THE GUT AND THERE’S A VICIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! XANDER’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE GOES FALLING BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LC ISN’T DONE THOUGH, AS HE GRABS XANDER AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CAGE!! XANDER FALLS DOWN BETWEEN THE CAGE WALL AND THE ROPES, AND LC STARTS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF THE CHALLENGER WHILE HE’S DOWN! XANDER HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS HE’S TRAPPED, COMPLETELY AT THE MERCY OF THE CHAMPION AND HE CERTAINLY WON’T BE GRANTED A REPRIEVE FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Flannery McCoy: LC has focused stomping that boot of his all over the head of Xander and now he’s got it pressed to the back of it, driving Xander’s face to press against the cage! Xander’s unable to push himself away and Lethal Consequences is holding onto the top rope for as much leverage as possible! But he finally lets up and reaches through the ropes to pull Xander’s head face-up along the bottom rope, setting him into position- FOR A SPRINGBOARD STOMP TO THE FACE!! LC STEPS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND XANDER GETS ALL OF THAT BOOT TO THE FACE :lupe:!!!
Stew-O: Xander hangs limp over the bottom rope and LC starts to climb up the cage!! Lethal Consequences looks to retain his World Heavyweight Championship in this match already as he begins his way up the cage, as it looks as if Xander’s been knocked out! LC’s going to have a way to go though, as making it up that 20-foot cage is going to be absolutely no joke :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Excuse me?! What is this I’m hearing?! Is that doubt I’m hearing being cast onto LC’s good name?! Of course, he can make it, Stew! Just watch and see for yourself!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s just as you say that that Xander has pulled himself up and with the help of the ropes, he’s been able to get himself up high enough to grab onto one of Lethal Consequence’s legs! This is not a position anyone should want to be in if they’re LC right now, as he could be completely vulnerable to whatever Xander ends up doing in this moment! LC tries to shake him off while still holding onto the cage, but Xander won’t let go! Lethal Consequences tries to kick and stomp his hand away-
Stew-O: BUT WITH A HOLD ON THE ANKLE, XANDER DROPS DOWN FROM THE CAGE ONTO HIS FEET AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS RIPPED DOWN FROM THE CAGE WALL!! LC IS FORCED DOWN AND HE FALLS FROM THE CAGE AND- YIKES!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS SPLIT-LEGGED OVER TOP ROPE AND XANDER STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK JUST BEFORE HE FALLS OVER!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FLIPS OVER BACK INTO THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander steps through the ropes to follow him in and LC is struggling to even make it to a knee right now as he sees Xander coming! Xander Payne strikes with a wicked kick to the face that turns Lethal over and to the mat, and Xander comes crashing down on him immediately after with a jumping senton that he puts his all into to keep him down just a bit longer! But Xander moves quickly to get back up to his feet and now getting a hold of Lethal, Xander tries to whip him across the ring only for Lethal to break his grasp before he can! Lethal looking to strike with a clothesline but Xander ducks and hits a back kick as soon as the champ turns around!
Jake Mercer: Xander now with a side kick before he looks to finish the series of kicks with another superkick- BUT LC SHOWS OFF HIS WORLD CHAMPION CALIBER REFLEXES AS HE CATCHES XANDER’S LEG, PUTTING A STOP TO THAT RIGHT IN ITS TRACKS!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THROWS XANDER’S LEG TO SEND HIM SPINNING BEFORE LUNGING FOR A LARIAT BUT XANDER DUCKS?! LC TRIES TO REGAIN CONTROL BY QUICKLY TURNING AROUND AND TRYING TO WRAP XANDER UP IN A HEADLOCK!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER STRIKES WITH A BACK ELBOW! EXCEPT THAT’S ONLY STUNNED THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! XANDER HAS TO THROW ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! HE’S FINALLY ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND HE FLINGS LC TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE, AND XANDER CHARGES TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE COMES BARRELLING BACK WITH A LOW DROPKICK THAT STRIKES THE CHAMPION IN THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Credit to LC here for trying to already get himself back on his feet as he turns himself over- BUT XANDER GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND LAUNCHES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! The World Heavyweight Champion takes a huge collision with the canvas- AND XANDER COMES UP ON LETHAL WITH ANOTHER MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!! XANDER LOOKS TO BE IN FULL CONTROL OF THE MATCH RIGHT NOW AS HE’S FLUNG THE CHAMPION AROUND THE RING! Xander eyes the top of the cage for a moment but then back to LC, seemingly deciding that he won’t be taking any chances! He goes over to grab the champion who’s kneeling against the ropes-
Jake Mercer: AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RAKES THE EYES AS XANDER WENT TO PULL HIM UP! Lethal starts laying into him with forearms in an effort to regain some control of the match, able to get Xander back against the ropes with those clubbing blows before he tries to whip Xander across the ring- BUT XANDER STRIKES HIS HANDS AWAY AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!! XANDER DIPS DOWN AND GRABS LC BY THE LEGS TO LIFT HIM UP, AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN SO THAT HE FALLS NECK-FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! LC’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE CRASHES TO THE MAT!!!
Stew-O: And Xander sees this as his opening to try to claim his first-ever World Championship, as he turns to start climbing up the cage! Xander heads up the cage making sure of his footing and grip, not wanting to go taking a disastrous fall down back into the ring! The former PURE Champion looks down back to see Lethal Consequences already stirring and he knows he’s going to have to move faster if he wants to leave as the new World Heavyweight Champion! Xander continues to climb up the cage and LC is back to his feet, starting to climb just beneath Xander! Xander aims to go higher, but his desperation to make it leaves him unaware of LC’s placement :lupe:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND THAT COSTS XANDER BIG TIME!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS UNDER XANDER AND RIPS HIM OFF THE CAGE IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! BOTH COMPETITORS GO CRASHING BACK INTO THE RING AND TO THE MAT!! THE BOTH OF THEM OF ARE DOWN ALL THANKS TO LETHAL’S SACRIFICE AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE MOVING!!!
Jake Mercer: Big LC saves his reign :blessed:!! You talk about sacrifice, Flan, but when Lethal Consequences has to come so far and for so long to find himself in the position of World Champion once again, him putting it all on the line and pulling no punches to ensure his victory should only be expected! But now he’s got to get up and take advantage of the moment he’s just made for himself by having taken out Xander, so that he can actually win this match! They’re both a little slow to start moving but Lethal is able to push himself up first and into a seated position.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Flanner McCoy: Lethal starts crawling toward the ropes away from Xander and uses them to start dragging himself up, but Xander moving back on the other side of the ring gets his attention! Xander pulls himself to the nearby bottom rope and to a sitting position, finding LC putting his focus to him as the champion comes starting in his direction! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK BEFORE XANDER CAN MAKE IT TO HIS FEET!! LETHAL COMES DOWN ON HIM WITH A SET OF STRIKES, BEATING XANDER OVER THE HEAD WITH CLOSED FISTS!
Stew-O: AND NOW LC BRINGS HIMSELF UP TO BRING DOWN KNEE DROP AFTER KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD AND BACK AS XANDER TRIES TO TURN AWAY! AFTER BRINGING XANDER DROPPING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD MOMENTS AGO, HE’S TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE AS JAKE INSISTED HE SHOULD! HE’S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA OF DOING WHATEVER HE’LL NEED TO IN ORDER TO STAY IN CONTROL, AND THERE’S A PUNT KICK TO THE FACE!!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER ROLLS AWAY COVERING HIS FACE BUT LETHAL DOESN’T LET HIM GET FAR, STOMPING DOWN ON HIS BACK TO KEEP HIM FROM GOING ANYWHERE! Our World Heavyweight Champion brings Xander to his feet and takes him over to the turnbuckles, slamming his face off the top buckle! Payne gets his face smashed into turnbuckle again and again as he’s struggling to even bring a defense to this- AND LC SWITCHES UP SUDDENLY BY SLAMMING XANDER’S FACE DOWN INTO AN ONCOMING RISING KNEE!!! XANDER’S HEAD SNAPS UP AND LC FOLLOWS THROUGH ON A SWIFT SUPLEX TO TAKE XANDER TO THE MAT!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal floats over into a series of nasty punches to the face, possibly giving Jake the slightest bit of actual credibility when he said LC would be literally pulling no punches, while also giving Xander Payne what could be the world’s worst headache to wake up with and a loss to go right along with it if this continues!
Jake Mercer: :skip:
Stew-O: I don’t think that would be all he wakes up with, as Xander manages to push Lethal off of him but you can see that LC has busted Xander open! He’s bleeding from his nose, and I’d imagine that it came from when he took that ugly punt kick to the face from LC merely moments ago, only made worse with all those punches!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal rises to his feet eyeing his bloody knuckles seeing that he’s drawn blood from the challenger, and as Xander is struggling to bring himself to even try to get on all fours after that onslaught, I can’t even begin to imagine what could be going through Lethal’s mind! LC goes to grab Xander and rattles him with punches to get him against the ropes before he whirls him around and sends him face-first into the cage! But he doesn’t stop there, keeping a hold of Xander and repeatedly slamming his face against the cage wall!
Jake Mercer: LC seemingly decides that Xander’s had enough and flings him to the canvas with a mat slam, and Xander’s clearly feeling the effects of what he’s just gone through as he groggily goes to cover and console his nose! But look! LC! He’s starting to climb up the cage and that could all be what does it :blessed:!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences looks to secure another defense here in his reign, which got its start back at Road to Redemption when in the final two with DEDEDE, he eliminated DEDEDE in Dynasty’s Extreme Elimination Chamber to win! He’s since seen victories over the likes of Andre Walker, Serena Bennett, and Visual Prophet – is a win over a promising talent like Xander Payne just moments away?!
Flannery McCoy: Honestly, if he puts Xander away here then there truly would be no denying Lethal Consequence’s ability to adapt :wow:!! And I think that’s what’s really telling so far, is how LC has embraced this! He goes higher up the cage and he looks back over his shoulder- no, now down beneath him- he’s looking for Xander but he can’t seem to get an eye on him! But that’s because Xander’s started to climb up beside him! Xander isn’t finished!
Jake Mercer: LC looks like he’s struggling to make a choice here: go beat the shit out of Xander or try to finish making the climb?! Xander looks like a madman with all that blood coming down his face while going up after Lethal Consequences, and LC begrudgingly seems to understand that Xander won’t be going down without a fight! Lethal comes down the cage far enough to meet Xander just across from him, and the two of them start throwing punches at one another, but I’m not sure how smart this is for either of them to be doing this from so high up!!
Stew-O: Xander throws a punch! Now LC strikes back with a huge blow! The challenger strikes again before the champion returns fire! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES XANDER IN THE FACE!!! XANDER SEEMS STUNNED FOR A MOMENT AND LC TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO PULL HIMSELF OVER TO GET CLOSER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER SWINGS AND STOPS LETHAL IN HIS TRACKS!! LC STRUGGLES TO MAINTAIN HIS GRIP AND XANDER TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT BY GETTING OFF AS MANY PUNCHES AS HE CAN! BUT THE CHAMPION FIGHTS BACK TO TRY TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM GETTING PUNCHED DOWN THE CAGE! XANDER, HOWEVER, ISN’T GIVING IN AND CONTINUES TO GO AFTER LETHAL- NOW BOUNCING HIS HEAD OFF THE WALL!!!
Jake Mercer: LC HOLDS ONTO THE CAGE AS XANDER BASHES HIS FACE INTO THE CAGE!! THE REIGNING CHAMPION STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN A GRIP- BUT LC FRIES OFF A BACK ELBOW IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET XANDER TO BACK DOWN! NO! XANDER SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF THE CAGE AGAIN- XANDER TAKES LC OFF THE CAGE WITH A REVERSE BULLDOG!!! XANDER AND LC GO PLUMMETING DOWN AND THEY CRASH ONTO THE MAT!!!
Stew-O: I don’t blame the referees here at ringside one bit for looking as hesitant as they do about letting this continue! These falls from the cage they’re taking aren’t at all pretty and could potentially be devastating for both their careers, if not already career-altering! But someone’s got to leave from this as the winner – it’s just a matter of who gets to actually walk away with the title, if they end up being able to walk away at all!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s already bleeding because of shots he’s taken to the face and this match is just bound to continue with God knows what, and the way the back of LC’s head just got introduced to the mat from like halfway up the cage just begs for a concussion test – will there even BE a World Heavyweight Champion to speak of by the time Dynasty rolls around?!
Jake Mercer: Absolutely! And his name is Lethal Consequences… he’s just got to get up is all :lupe:!!!
Stew-O: We’ll see how likely that is as Xander just barely begins to move, but he’s the first to start moving nonetheless! Xander starts dragging himself over to the defending champion and pulls himself up to his knees where he comes down on Lethal with a number of punches! LC seems so out of it that he can’t even cover up, let alone try to, and Xander’s got the full advantage right now! He gets Lethal in a front headlock and he’s slow to get himself and the champion up to their feet, but he does and he has LC up only to stumble into him and they go into the ropes! Xander attempts to irish whip LC across the ring but Lethal has his arm hooked around the top rope to prevent it! Lethal groggily shoves Xander away before he swings-
Flannery McCoy: But Xander ducks and Lethal turns around only to get his legs pulled out from under him! Lethal hits the mat and Xander gets his arms around LC’s legs before he falls back- CATAPULTING THE CHAMPION FACE-FIRST INTO THE CAGE!!! LC GETS SMASHED AGAINST THE CAGE AND HE FALLS INTO XANDER’S RAISED KNEES, HIS BACK COLLIDING WITH THEM AND IT’S OBVIOUS FROM HIS PAINED EXPRESSION THAT THE SPINE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO ENDURE THAT KIND OF PUNISHMENT!!!
Stew-O: Xander gets to his feet while Lethal is down and grabbing at his back, and Xander homes in by stomping down right on it repeatedly! The champion tries to turn away from it but Xander merely lands a sick kick to the ribs to turn him back over, and Xander grabs the legs looking for a boston crab! A submission won’t get either of them a win but it’ll certainly wear LC down here if he isn’t fought off! He’s definitely got to be feeling that fall and this can’t be doing it any favors whatsoever! He’s looking for some way out of this but I’m not sure if there is one!
Jake Mercer: Lethal reaches out for the ropes but I’m not sure how far he thinks he can get with Xander sitting on his back like that!
Flannery McCoy: LC seems stuck here and not even a tap out could save him, though I wouldn’t blame him with how Xander seems to be leaning back into that hold! He pushes up onto his hands- BUT XANDER DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS BACK AND LETHAL IS FORCED BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!! XANDER IS MAKING SURE HE EXHAUSTS THIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!! Xander might end up breaking LC’s back here if LC can’t get a way out of this!!
Stew-O: I’m sure Xander would be perfectly fine with that, as it’d mean that Lethal wouldn’t even be able to stand to get in his way! He continues pulling back on the champion’s legs earning a shout from LC, but that isn’t stopping the champ! Lethal slowly but surely pushes his way up onto his hands- AND BEFORE XANDER CAN COUNTER, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SOMERSAULTS FORWARD TO GET XANDER OFF OF HIM!! XANDER GETS TRIPPED UP AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: But Lethal Consequences is still down while Xander is getting up, now making his way over- BUT THERE’S A DROP TOE-HOLD FROM LC!! XANDER FALLS TO THE MAT AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LOOKS TO POUNCE!! HE ROLLS ACROSS XANDER’S BACK TO KEEP HIM DOWN UNTIL HE ENDS UP AT HIS HEAD, TRAPPING THE CHALLENGER IN A HEADLOCK AND STARTS BASHING THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH REPEATED FISTS TO THE SKULL!!!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THE URGENCY OF THE MOMENT AND HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO KEEP XANDER FROM GETTING ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A CHAMPIONSHIP WIN AT HIS EXPENSE! However, Xander slowly starts to come to his feet while LC has yet to let up- Xander tries to lift him off his feet but LC’s just too much right now and he ends back up on the mat with a hold still on Xander! Lethal repeatedly throws his fist into Xander’s bloody face while keeping Xander’s head down- BUT XANDER FINALLY GETS HIM AS HE HAULS HIM UP AND DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! LC GETS SLAMMED TO THE MAT AND XANDER FREES HIMSELF!!!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion goes rolling to the corner grabbing at his back once again and Xander has to pick himself up to get back in pursuit of the champion! Xander staggers over- BUT AS SOON AS HE’S WITHIN REACH, LC KICKS AT ONE OF XANDER’S LEGS TO TRIP HIM UP TO GET HIM DOWN TO A KNEE AND THEN PULLS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! Lethal Consequences looks frustrated as he gets to his feet and starts stomping down on Xander in the corner, ruthlessly attacking him while holding onto the top rope to keep himself up! And now with his foot pressed against Xander’s face, LC reaches for the top turnbuckle- starting to untie it?!
Jake Mercer: Lethal transitions down into having his knee against Xander now to keep him trapped in the corner, while this time going for the middle turnbuckle’s padding! LC finally relents and gets to his feet, throwing the turnbuckle padding any which way but keeping the covers as he ties two separate sets of the strings together- now he grabs Xander’s arm and holds it against the middle rope while pulling the turnbuckle covers around it and he uses those strings to tie Xander’s arm to the rope?! Uggghhh, his mind!! 🤤
Flannery McCoy: LC steps back to admire his work and Xander only just registers what’s happened as he tried to go in Lethal’s direction only to no avail! Xander pulls at the turnbuckle covers but LC comes stomping down on him, a defenseless Xander having to take those kicks and stomps with no say in the matter as LC has him right where he wants him!
Stew-O: Lethal’s innovative offense just might pay off as he looks to start climbing up the cage, and Xander’s going to end up having to watch Lethal Consequences escape with this victory if he can’t get out of this predicament in time! Xander’s clawing at the strings keeping him down and looking back to LC often to judge the distance he’ll have to make up for, but LC isn’t exactly moving so fast himself anymore! Can Xander do it?!
Jake Mercer: It seems that Xander can pull and pull at those turnbuckle strings all he wants, but it looks like there’ll be no escape! Lethal Consequences seems to be getting nearly just under halfway on the cage and who’s honestly going to raise their hand and be the one to suggest Xander’s going to be moving that fast enough to play catch-up?!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal turns to take the time to mock a struggling Xander, who’s now on his feet trying to tear himself out of the makeshift trap! Is this really how Xander’s World Championship aspirations slip away this time?! Lethal Consequences ascends higher up the cage, just coming to meet what looks like the halfway point there! If his plan holds then he’ll have this one secured!
Stew-O: LC continues climbing and- AND XANDER FREES HIMSELF!! XANDER BREAKS OUT AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS NO IDEA!! XANDER STARTS UP THE ROPES TO GET ONTO THE CAGE AND HE’S FOLLOWING UP BEHIND LC, WHO ONLY JUST REALIZES THAT XANDER IS COMING AFTER HIM! LETHAL CONTINUES CLIMBING THOUGH AND HE SEEMINGLY HAS NO INTENTIONS OF TURNING BACK!!
Jake Mercer: AND CROSSING THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE CAGE, WHY WOULD HE?! LC JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IF XANDER’S BEEN STALLED LONG ENOUGH! LETHAL REMAINS MINDFUL OF HIS HAND AND FOOTING AS HE LOOKS OVER TO HOW HE’LL HAVE TO CROSS OVER TO GET TO THE EXIT, BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A MOMENT OF HESITANCY AS HE HAS TO THINK OF HOW TO POSITION HIMSELF- DON’T GIVE UP! YOU’RE ALMOST THERE, KING!! 😍
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS COMING UP AND LETHAL HAS TO MAKE HIS MIND UP! THIS IS NO TIME FOR EITHER OF THEM TO BE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS WHEN THEY’VE COME THIS FAR!! XANDER IS CLIMBING UP HIGHER AND HIGHER, AND NOW LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STARTS COMING UP TO THAT POINT WHERE HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO START CROSSING OVER!! LC REACHES OUT-
Stew-O: XANDER’S FINGERTIPS JUST CLIP HIS FOOT!! XANDER’S UNABLE TO GET A PROPER HOLD ON LC WITHOUT FALLING OFF THE CAGE AND CRASHING TO THE MAT; IF HE DOES THAT NOW FROM HIS CURRENT POSITION, HE’LL PRACTICALLY GUARANTEE LETHAL’S WIN HERE! JUST AS LETHAL STARTS MOVING TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE DOME WHERE THE EXIT IS, XANDER COMES UP THE REST OF THE WAY AND GOES AFTER HIM! XANDER FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM AND LC IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY CLOSING IN ON THE CENTER OF THE DOME! WILL LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BEAT XANDER TO THE PUNCH?!
Jake Mercer: XANDER ISN’T LOSING HOPE AND SEEMS TO THINK HE CAN CATCH HIM! THEY’RE NEARING OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AT THIS POINT AND LETHAL IS JUST ABOUT THERE WITH ONLY A LITTLE BIT LEFT TO GO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES REACHES OUT- LC GRABS THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND PULLS HIMSELF TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DOME! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS GOING TO DO IT!
Flannery McCoy: LC GETS HIS HEAD THROUGH THE TOP OF THE DOME AND BRACES HIMSELF WITH HIS FOREARM AS HE TRIES TO START PULLING HIMSELF THROUGH- BUT XANDER FROM INSIDE THE CAGE KICKS AT LC AND LC STARTS TO SLIP! NO! LC HANGS BUT HE’S STARTED TO COME BACK DOWN! XANDER KICKS AT HIM AGAIN AND LETHAL IS BACK TO HANGING INSIDE THE CAGE! THEY’RE OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND THIS IS NOT OKAY! LETHAL TRIES TO KICK BACK AT XANDER BUT XANDER HANGS ON BEFORE HE KICKS AT LETHAL HIMSELF- XANDER GETS HIM WITH THAT KICK AND LETHAL GOES FALLING!!!
Stew-O: NO!! LC CAUGHT XANDER’S LEG ON THE WAY DOWN AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HOLD ON!! LETHAL IS USING XANDER TO KEEP HIS CHANCES ALIVE, BUT IT’S ALL UP TO XANDER TO KEEP THEM BOTH FROM CRASH LANDING! XANDER’S TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE DOME! IF HE CAN SHAKE LC THEN HE’LL BE THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! XANDER PULLS HIMSELF UP AND THE REFEREE AT THE TOP OF THE CAGE IS IN POSITION AS HE SPOTS XANDER’S HEAD COMING UP THROUGH THE EXIT!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT UGLY, BLOODY HEAD!! 🤢 XANDER’S TRYING TO MAKE IT- BUT IT’S TOO MUCH!! XANDER CAN’T SUSTAIN THEM BOTH, AND XANDER AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GO PLUMMETING STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT BENEATH THEM!!! OH MY GOD!!! FUCK!!!
(Having just watched both Elitists literally drop from the center of a 20-foot cage down to a ring mat with no give, it’s honestly no surprise that neither of them are moving in the slightest. Truthfully, it’s pretty concerning considering that one of them is supposed to be leaving from Reckless Wiring as the World Heavyweight Champion and the well-being of either competitor is totally up in the air after that.)
Flannery McCoy: Fine, I’ll be the one to say it: they’re fucking dead, aren’t they? :mjcry:
Stew-O: There’s really just… no way to even speculate who got the better of that fall. I don’t think there’s a way to say for sure at all. At this point, all I can really say is that I’m just glad I only have to commentate on it and not be a part of it.
Jake Mercer: Everybody’s just standing around looking stupid like we don’t need someone to check on LC 😭
Stew-O: The seconds that pass without either of them even budging are no doubt cause for concern, and the more I feel like we’re going to need medics to check on the both of them!
Flannery McCoy: They might not be necessary just yet, as signs of life show in the ring with both men seemingly coming to! They’re definitely in no hurry though, not that I blame them after that fall :lupe:!! LC turns over holding at his back and Xander hasn’t even tried to bring himself up yet. I’m not sure how they’re supposed to continue.
Jake Mercer: I’m not saying I want Xander dead, but Lethal Consequence’s reign is much more important! LC and Xander start to drag themselves up to kneeling positions, finding themselves just next to each other and Xander throws the first punch! Lethal is slow to fire back but he still manages to catch Xander in the face! Xander swings back before starting to make a move to get to his feet, with LC doing the same! These back and forth exchanges start picking up speed as they battle it out for the upper hand-
Stew-O: XANDER SWINGS! “OVERDOSE”!!! NO! LETHAL DUCKS UNDER THE PALM STRIKE AND GETS XANDER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!! “DEAD EXECUTIVE”!!! LC HITS A TIMELY STUNNER ON XANDER BUT THE CHALLENGER GOES REELING INTO THE CORNER, STAYING ON HIS FEET! Lethal makes his way into the corner delivering kicks before hauling Xander up onto the top turnbuckle! What’s he got in mind?! Lethal starts to climb up the turnbuckles just in front of Xander, getting to the middle turnbuckle before trying to hoist Xander up but Xander punches him in the ribs in an effort to try to fight him off! Lethal goes to pull him up again after punching him back- HE GETS HIM! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A HUGE SUPERPLEX OUT THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT WITHOUT FEELING THOSE EFFECTS OF THAT FALL HIMSELF! XANDER MIGHT BE DOWN BUT SO IS LC! Lethal is slow to move but he’s getting his hands on Xander and works to bring him to his feet, throwing his knees up into the chest and stomach of a Xander Payne that he has bent over! Lethal comes down across his back with audible clubbing blows and such force that Xander would’ve collapsed if it not for Lethal holding him up, before he whips him across the ring- but Xander keeps himself from coming back by getting both arms around the top rope!
Jake Mercer: LC goes after him hoping to stay on the offensive but Xander gets two boots up and starts firing off on Lethal! Xander has the champ caught off guard with all these punches to the face, but LC isn’t letting him off easy as he reels back himself- XANDER SWINGS BUT LC DUCKS AND LIFTS XANDER OFF HIS FEET FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT XANDER LANDS ON HIS FEET?! A SAITO SUPLEX!! “AFTER HOURS” PLANTS LC ON THE MAT AND THIS DOESN’T LOOK FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Stew-O: It’s following a wicked backbreaker off the edge of Xander’s knee that Lethal Consequences gets snatched up and thrown against the cage wall, Xander being sure to drag LC’s head against the cage! He only pulls him away to bash his fist into the champion’s forehead, alternating between the two until Lethal proves to have the wherewithal to fight him off! Xander shoots for another punch but comes up missing as LC takes him off his feet and into a corner, landing shot after shot so that he can try to overwhelm Xander as things look to start breaking down! Xander gets propped up on the top turnbuckle again and Lethal’s looking for another one of those big power moves-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER COUNTERS UNEXPECTEDLY! WAIT! THAT’S A BRAINBUSTER OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE THAT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAD TORN THE PADDING FROM!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ENDS UP IN A HEAP IN THE CORNER WHILE XANDER JUST BARELY STAYS ON HIS FEET, LEANING INTO THE ROPES TO CATCH HIMSELF AND STAY UPRIGHT! I don’t think LC’s even moved since he took that fall just now- A “HEAT SEEKER” KNEE STRIKE BY XANDER PAYNE THAT TRIES TO TAKE LETHAL CONSEQUENCE’S FACE OFF!! AND NOW HERE COMES XANDER, RETURNING THE STOMPS FROM EARLIER AS HE LOOKS TO ABSOLUTELY BRUTALIZE LC’S FACE!!!
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
Stew-O: HE’S WELL ON HIS WAY IF NOT AT THAT POINT ALREADY! After coming up short in World Championship matches in his career, after failing to win King of Elite this season, after being told over and over that he’s failed to meet expectations when it counts, Xander is clearly taking out all those frustrations on Lethal Consequences as he’s absolutely letting LC have it right now! Xander hurls LC from the corner and the champion ends up sprawled on the mat, blood coming down his face! Xander’s busted open the World Heavyweight Champion!
Jake Mercer: You don’t have to brag about it! Xander comes stomping down on LC before he can even make an attempt to get up and at this point, you have to wonder about how worn down these two could possibly be! They obviously don’t trust the other to not come getting in the other’s way on the climb up – whether that speaks to their perseverance, their determination, or their insanity to insist on enduring this, I’m not sure! But Xander looks fed the hell up as he drags Lethal up to his feet, slapping him in the face! The absolute fucking disrespect!
Flannery McCoy: Xander whips him off into another corner of the ring- LC switches up and counters, and Xander goes hitting those turnbuckles instead! A groggy Lethal struggles to stay on his feet, but then goes charging in- BUT XANDER SEEMS TO HAVE HIM SPOTTED AS HE LIFTS HIM WITH A POP-UP-
Stew-O: AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BAITS XANDER INTO LAUNCHING HIM UP ONTO THE CAGE! LC LATCHES ONTO THE CAGE OVERHEAD AND XANDER LOOKED READY FOR THE LAST SEDATION, BUT THE CRAFTY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS HIM ALL SORTS OF CONFUSED AS XANDER FINDS HIM CLIMBING THE CAGE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS LOOKING TO ESCAPE!!!
Jake Mercer: Blood streaming down his face, LC is heading up and Xander knows the only way to stop him is to go after him! Xander heads up the cage but not following in the direct path of Lethal Consequences? The World Heavyweight Champion isn’t giving Xander a second thought as he climbs looking right up, focused on his path to the top and eventually on his way on out of here if he can make it! How Xander plans on preventing that from where he’s going, I’m not sure, but he’s certainly going to have to make sure that it pays off!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s definitely going to have his hands full if he can arrive at that opening in the cage with LC! We’ve already seen them nearly kill each other once from there – they’ve surely got to know the consequences by now!
Jake Mercer: I guess you could say they’re pretty lethal :mjgrin:
Flannery McCoy: Don’t speak for the rest of night.
Stew-O: LC pulls himself higher up the cage and whatever’s going through their minds right now, they’ve got to be thinking that the reward is worth the risks! They’ve both worked to achieve what they have, to have themselves in these positions whether people agree with their methods or not, and it definitely hasn’t come without having to take a gamble! After all, Xander had to take the chance of getting LC’s attention for this and Lethal was more than willing to take the chance to offer the title match to shut Xander up! LC might be on his way to doing that!
Jake Mercer: AS HE SHOULD!! 😤 I can’t take anything away from Xander here as he’s given it everything he has but Lethal Consequences didn’t come away from the Extreme Elimination Chamber for this to be over now! LC reaches up and starts heading over toward the opening in the dome, closing in on it as he gets near!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is maybe a few moves away from being able to get out but Xander’s come up from his own side to end up just a few feet away from LC! He’s not about to let him get out of this just like that! But LC shows no fear as he goes right for the way out and Xander moves to meet him there! Lethal tries to fend him off with a kick before trying to pull himself through- BUT XANDER WON’T LET IT HAPPEN! A SWIFT KICK TO GUT BRINGS LC BACK DOWN JUST WHEN HE STARTED TO TRY TO PULL HIMSELF UP!! Lethal now making the daring move of trying to punch Xander from that position-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER LAUNCHES HIMSELF FORWARD AND TACKLES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN FROM THE OPENING!!! XANDER PAYNE TAKES LC DOWN TO THE MAT, MEETING THE MAT IN ANOTHER NASTY COLLISION WITH THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE TAKES NOT ONLY LC BUT HIMSELF DOWN AS WELL, AND THERE’S NO WAY I’LL EVER BE OVER THE FACT WE HAD EAW FANS VOTING FOR THESE TWO PRACTICALLY FALL TO THEIR DEMISE FROM THAT HIGH UP!!!
Flannery McCoy: They’re both bloodied at the hands of each other, who knows what could be broken, and they’re no doubt bruised! How the hell does anyone recover from this?!
Stew-O: I don’t think either of them is worried about recovery just yet, Flannery, when winning this match is the priority! What they know right now is that when it’s all over, one of them is going to be resting up with the World Heavyweight Championship, and they’re both looking to make sure that it won’t be the other! But after that fall, who knows who it could belong to when it’s all said and done!
Jake Mercer: I didn’t like the way LC came crashing down on the mat but Xander didn’t look so good either! It could be anyone’s at this point after that; those falls are devastating for everyone involved! There’s no cushion for that fall to the mat for anybody!
Flannery McCoy: But it looks like Xander’s going to be the first to move, and you can see blood smeared all underneath him on the mat from where his face had been laying! If these two don’t force each other to pass out or knock each other out, we might just end up having to watch them bleed out because I’m thinking that’s what this’ll come down to the longer this goes on!
Stew-O: Xander can barely keep himself up even on his knees, swaying over and having to keep himself up by putting a hand down on the mat! He finally grabs LC but only to lean over into him, clearly having the mindset to want to stay in control but his body is definitely worn! Xander pushes up off of Lethal Consequences to steady himself as he tries to get to his feet, having a hold of LC’s head as he tries to bring him up as well-
Jake Mercer: BUT STILL DOWN ON HIS KNEES, LC WITH A “NO CAL”!!! A PUNCH RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS AND XANDER PAYNE LOOKS COMPLETELY CAUGHT OFF GUARD! LC BUYS HIMSELF SOME MUCH NEEDED TIME WHILE XANDER LOOKS READY TO FALL OVER AGAIN!!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion slowly rises to his feet while Xander’s still hunched over and a groggy Lethal Consequences lines up- “LCR”!!! THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW DIRECTED RIGHT FOR THE HEAD TO PUT XANDER DOWN AND OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: MISSES!!! XANDER DUCKS DOWN AND ENDS UP BEHIND LC!! XANDER WITH A TIMELY BACK SUPLEX- NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ROLLS OVER XANDER’S SHOULDER AND COMES DOWN ON HIS FEET! LC WITH A HUGE NECKBREAKER TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT AFTER AVOIDING THAT SUPLEX, AND XANDER’S DOWN GRABBING AT THIS NECK!
Jake Mercer: Lethal sees this as his opening as he hauls Xander up and finds the strength for a vertical suplex to stay in control of the moment! He knows he can’t let this one slip through his fingers! Working those serious falls and any significant blood loss to his advantage, LC connects with a number of stomps to the chest and head before he forces Xander to his feet while bringing his elbow down across the back of the neck, before he whips him across the ring! Xander comes springing back into a big boot from LC!
Flannery McCoy: Except not as Xander catches his leg! Xander throws his leg down before lunging forward looking for a punch only to have it evaded by the champion as Lethal Consequences sidesteps him- LC CHARGES LOOKING FOR A LARIAT FROM BEHIND BUT XANDER DUCKS DOWN AND SPINS HIM AROUND- SUPERKICK!!!
Stew-O: AND IT LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHIN!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AND COMES FORWARD OFF THEM TOWARD XANDER- RIGHT INTO A “LAST SEDATION”!!! THAT POP-UP POWERBOMB SEES LC GET DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!! BUT XANDER DOESN’T RELEASE HIM! XANDER HOLDS ONTO LETHAL AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR BACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND THROWS HIM DOWN INTO A SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander falls over after planting LC in the middle of the ring but goes trudging to the ropes after a moment to collect himself, looking unopposed if he’s about to start making his way up to the top of the dome! And that’s exactly what he’s doing as he uses the ropes to start pulling himself up in order to get to his feet! Xander starts heading up the side of the dome and even if it doesn’t look like it, Xander knows his direction out of this is up!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is looking to make it out of here and he seems to be well on his way as he continues climbing up, even if it’s taking some time! Imagine what this would mean for him to be at the forefront of Dynasty if he pulls this off! And down on the mat, Lethal Consequences hasn’t moved at all, no idea that his reign appears to be jeopardy here! Does he have it in him to make a last-ditch effort to stave off a defeat by Xander Payne?!
Stew-O: It’s not looking like that’ll be the case, as Xander has only gotten higher up the dome! Xander is making his way over to the opening of the dome and all he’s got to do is pull himself through for this to be over! The referee is in position to call it if he’s able to do it, all Xander has to do is get himself the rest of the way there after all he’s done here to have this chance! Xander gets an arm through and he hoists himself up, having to use everything he’s got left in him in order to make it out onto the top of the Dome of Death! AND XANDER MAKES IT OUT!! XANDER GETS THROUGH THE DOME OF DEATH!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill begins to play with the referee at the top of the dome declaring that Xander Payne has officially won, even if the new World Heavyweight Champion hasn’t made it up to his feet just yet.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEEEEEWWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. XAAAAANNNNNDDDDDEEEERRRR PAAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: We’ve got ourselves a new World Heavyweight Champion in Xander Payne, who had to overcome a very determined, very prepared Lethal Consequences here in this defense from LC! It certainly seemed like it could’ve gone to either of them!
Flannery McCoy: LC has undoubtedly shown what he’s been capable of as a World Champion ever since achieving this status once again, but while he won’t be leaving with the title, it goes without saying that he made Xander work for this every step of the way! But this doesn’t solely rest on Lethal Consequence’s shoulders, as Xander pushed himself even more to come out on top!
(Having been assisted in his way down the dome, a still bloody and unsteady Xander is handed the World Heavyweight Championship by an official, who Xander rudely shoves away before raising up his newly won championship! He stumbles over to the barricade, hardly able to stand but with more than enough consciousness to understand that he’s accomplished a great feat in his career. Meanwhile, EMTs and other officials enter the dome to tend to Lethal Consequences, who seems to be barely conscious.)
Flannery McCoy: Are you gonna be okay, Jake?? :lupe:
Jake Mercer: I’m gonna be just fine, I swear :mjcry:
Stew-O: After plenty of times that saw him come up short on occasions like this, Xander Payne is finally the one who reigns supreme! A few cunning moments from a sly LC seemed to nearly spell the end for Xander’s hopes tonight, but I believe it’s safe to say that Xander was going to achieve this goal in his career here in EAW and that much was known – tonight was where he finally proved that for himself, and everyone who said he couldn’t!
Flannery McCoy: Very true! And while it may be too early to start speculating what the future holds for our new World Heavyweight Champion on Dynasty, I’m looking forward to seeing how he handles this now that he’s got this spotlight on him!
Stew-O: We’ll get the answers to all that and more soon enough! But until then, let’s hope we’ll even see him cleared to even appear on Dynasty!
(On a shot of Lethal Consequences still being attended to inside of the Dome, the scene cuts back to Xander moving to stand on the stage with a number of referees trying to assist him to the back. However, Xander is much more interested in gloating, made all that more clear as he tries to wave off the officials before he raises the World Heavyweight Championship one last time before the broadcast fades out on that final shot.)
(EAW logo buzzes)