(The video shows a person on their computer, typing away at the screen, as they seem to be paying attention to something very intently.)
Narrator: Power, authority, control. Three things that everyone covet. Before tonight, the power was in the hands of authority.
(Nico Borg, Scott Oasis, and Sebastian Monroe are shown with their dominant streak over the Dynasty roster of recent memory.)
Narrator: On this night, the power shifts. The tide changes from the hands of the few to the touch of the many!
(The screen on his computer shows the Reckless Wiring voting page to where a light reveals that there’s an entire room of people voting on computers.)
Narrator: Tonight, you have decided what battlefield the EAW Answers World Championship will be defended in between an unconquered champion and a passionate hero!
(Highlights of the feud between Nico Borg and Nasir Escobar are shown with the dominant reign of Invictus captured against the undying determination of The Best Wrestler Alive.)
Narrator: Tonight, you have deemed one worthy and Hardcore enough to battle with the EAW Hardcore Champion in his world!
(Jon McAdams, Arselx, and Cody Marshall are shown with determined looks on their eyes while Darkane oozes of confidence with the EAW Hardcore Championship resting on his shoulder.)
Narrator: Tonight, you have chosen the path two men will make on their quest to regain the lost splendor of their careers.
(The Heart Break Boy and Jacob Senn are shown with their struggles and the events that have led them here.)
Narrator: Tonight, you have decided what conditions will see which Hall of Famer be known as champion on their path to greater glory.
(The build towards the fateful meeting of Cameron Ella Ava and Scott Oasis in the ring is highlighted.)
Narrator: On this night, you will decide how the knights will intend to slay the dragons that invade their kingdom!
(The debut of The Dragon Slayers with their challenge to the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions along with Di Consentes being crowned the new champions are highlighted.)
Narrator: Tonight, we watch as a new era of champion and greatness is born right before our eyes!
(The reign of The Woogieman as the Big Bhris Bhampion with all the potential challengers highlight with Maddox Ayres, Shaker Jones, and Logan Black among them.)
Narrator: This is your opportunity. This is your chance to have power, authority, and control as Dynasty presents…
(The focus returns with the sole person that was voting on the computer as his finger presses enter and takes us into a cybernetic wormhole to where we see the Reckless Wiring logo.)
Narrator: RECKLESS WIRING!
(“Lights Out” by Royal Blood plays in the background with red-and-white pyrotechnics firing all over the stage and titantron. The capacity crowd live inside of Madison Square Garden erupts at the signal of the start of the show, the camera panning all across the arena to showcase the signs that they have, before turning over towards Stew-O and Jake Mercer at ringside!)
Stew-O: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE MOST FAN-INTERACTIVE EVENT OF THE YEAR AND IT BELONGS ALL TO DYNASTY! WELCOME TO… RECKLESS WIRING! I’m Stew-O and beside me is my broadcast partner, Jake Mercer, and we are LIVE from the most legendary arena of all time… MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! Of course with Madison Square Garden, we have some of the biggest and best matches in store for you tonight!
Jake Mercer: That’s right, Stew! Tonight, we watch a main event that is going to be must-see! The undefeated and unconquerable champion of Nico Borg defends his EAW Answers World Championship against the man that has been striving and fighting for this opportunity in Nasir Escobar! Tonight, only one man will be walking out with the championship!
Stew-O: That’s not our only major title bout, Jake! Darkane will also be defending his EAW Hardcore Championship, however his challenger has been left a mystery! The fans have been left to vote between Jon McAdams, Arselx, and Cody Marshall for who will be gifted with the title opportunity!
Jake Mercer: It will be interesting to see who the fans have chosen, but tonight, it’s all about them! What have they decided, what do they want to see, and now… we’re about to get right into that action! So, let’s get it started!
(A match graphic appears on the titantron for the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship Match between Di Consentes and The Dragon Slayers before a video package is shown. It highlights the debut of The Dragon Slayers when they challenged the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship, the victory of Di Consentes over The High Rollerz, and finally the words and actions shared between the two teams over being known as tag team champions.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest IS A LADDER MATCH… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! Introducing first…
( “Warriors” by Imagine Dragons begins to play. Mike Shaw and Samuel Steele walk out onto the stage and the crowd releases a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. )
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and seven pounds… The team of Mike Shaw and Sam Steele… THE DRAGONNN SLAYYYERRRSSS!!
Stew-O: These two are coming into this match with all the momentum possible. A Tag Team Championship match against two of EAW’s best and just within months of them arriving here! Will the pressure hold them back from capturing their first Championships in EAW?
Jake Mercer: I think these guys have been here long enough and done enough to prove that they belong here. Their opponents aren’t anything close to an easy challenge and I think they’ll come into this knowing that.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents…
( “My Name Is Human” by Highly Suspect blasts through the speakers. The Heart Break Gal and Cameron Ella Ava walk out onto the stage with the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships wrapped around their waists. The crowd is on their feet chanting for the Champions. )
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at a combined weight of two hundred and sixty-five pounds… They are the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… The team of Heart Break Gal and Cameron Ella Ava… DIIIIIII CONSENTESSSSS!!!
Stew-O: The Goddesses are here to retain their Championships and there’s no doubt about it. These two are fighters and we’ve seen that over time. I don’t see them letting go of the belts yet. That’s my prediction.
Jake Mercer: Oh, I’m with you. I do think that The Dragon Slayers are definitely going to give them the fight of the night, but Di Consentes just has too much experience to lose it too early.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Jake Mercer: HERE WE GO! Ladder Match for the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships is underway! AND IT’S STARTING QUICK AS BOTH TEAMS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER! BOTH TEAMS ARE THROWING A FURY OF PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH! MIKE SHAW AND SAM STEELE HAVE CAMERON AND HBG BACKED UP AGAINST THE ROPES AND SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIP THEM TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! HBG and Cam are coming back… THEY SLIDE UNDER THE DRAGON SLAYERS… DOUBLE PELE KICK! THEY ARE SO IN SYNC RIGHT NOW! The Dragon Slayers are standing groggily now. HBG grabs a hold of Mike Shaw and sends him into the corner turnbuckle. Cam grabs a hold of Sam Steele and sends him right into his partner! THEY COLLIDE! Following through with her attack, Cam grabs Steele from behind… GERMAN SUPLEX!! HBG climbs to the top rope… TORNADO DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE! DI CONSENTES HAS CONTROL AND THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED SO THERE’S STILL PLENTY OF MATCH LEFT!
Stew-O: Di Consentes are proving why they’re the Champs and why they don’t plan to let them go! Both HBG and Cam step out of the ring and work together to get a ladder inside the ring. They pick it up and slide it into the ring. The Dragon Slayers are both getting back to their feet and Di Consentes notices this as they’re sliding back into the ring! Shaw and Steele are still on their knees as Di Consentes charges at them… AND THEY WERE PLAYING POSSUM! DOUBLE LOU THESZ PRESS AS THEY MOUNT ON TOP OF THE WOMEN AND START DRIVING THEIR FISTS RIGHT INTO THEIR FACES! They get back to a vertical base where they set up the ladder in the middle of the ring! THEY’RE GOING FOR THE BELTS EARLY! They’re definitely gonna have to do more than punch Di Consentes in the face if they think they’re gonna capture this, but they’re still trying! Both men start to climb the ladder and both women start to get back to their feet. The Dragon Slayers are looking down to check on their opponents and see that they’re both up. THEY’RE REPOSITIONING THEMSELVES ABOUT HALFWAY UP THE LADDER… DOUBLE DIVING CLOTHESLINE! DI CONSENTES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THE DRAGON SLAYERS ROLL THROUGH AND BACK TO THEIR FEET!
Jake Mercer: Di Consentes charges at The Dragon Slayers… SPINEBUSTER FROM STEELE ONTO CAM! SPINEBUSTER FROM SHAW ONTO HBG! WAIT NO! HBG HOLDS AND DDT’S SHAW RIGHT INTO THE MAT! HBG grabs a hold of Steele and gets him in a suplex position! SNAP SUPLEX AND IT SENDS HIS BODY RIGHT INTO THAT LADDER THAT’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! OH MAN! AND LOOK! HIS LEGS ARE NOW CAUGHT IN THE LADDER AND HE’S HANGING UPSIDE DOWN! HBG is running against the ropes and stampeding right for Steele… DROPKICK RIGHT TO HIS FACE THAT SENDS HIM AND THE ENTIRE LADDER DOWN TOGETHER! HBG IS ON FIRE AND YOU CAN TELL SHE’S NOT GOING TO STOP! Cam gets back to a vertical base now as both her and HBG grab a hold of Mike Shaw and then send him over the ropes and to the outside of the ring! Steele hasn’t moved since meeting the mat and Di Consentes are looking to bring in another ladder! The slide it in just like the last one and set it up in the middle of the ring! Cam starts to climb and HBG stays below and it looks like she’s making sure no one gets up while Cam is up there! Great teamwork here! Cam is halfway up the ladder and the only person to move is Shaw so far and he’s crawling to the apron right now!
Stew-O: HBG has her eyes on Shaw as he’s pulling himself up now. She darts right to him and right as he reaches a vertical base on the siding… THE TRAMP STAMP! SUPERKICK FROM HBG! NO!!! SHAW GRABS A HOLD OF HER LEG OH MY GOD! Cam is just a step away from the height she needs to be at to reach the belts! Shaw jerks on HBG’s leg and HBG falls down to her back. Shaw pulls HBG more through the ropes and then pulls down hard on her legs making her neck collide with the rope and that looked extremely painful! Shaw realizes that Cam is reaching for the belt now and slides back in quickly and starts shaking the ladder! Cam starts holding on and Shaw is attempting to push it over now! Steele has found some life as he’s finally starting to move around and CAM IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE RIGHT NOW! SHAW’S PUSHING THE LADDER OVER BUT CAM LANDS ON HER FEET! SHAW CHARGES AT CAM! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! NO CAM DUCKS! KNOCK BITCHES OUT! SHE SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS A VICIOUS FOREARM RIGHT TO SHAW’S JAW! HE FALLS STRAIGHT TO THE MAT! STEELE IS RIGHT BEHIND CAM…PAROXYSM! SWINGING LIFTING INVERTED DDT AND RIGHT ONTO THE SAME LADDER HE’S BEEN INVOLVED WITH ALL MATCH! CAM IS OUT! Steele has his eyes on the Tag Team Championships while everyone else it out! He starts to climb the ladder and HBG is finally getting back to her feet!
Jake Mercer: Steele is already halfway up the ladder and HBG is just getting to her feet. She looks around and notices Steele almost at the top and immediately charges at the ladder! SHE DROPKICKS THE LADDER AND WITHOUT THINKING TOO! THE LADDER COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HER WITH STEELE CRASHING DOWN WITH IT! EVERYONE IS OUT! NOT A SOUL IS MOVING RIGHT NOW AND THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! NOTHING BUT CHEERS CAN BE HEARD AS THE CALIBER OF THIS MATCH IS DRIVING EVERYONE WILD! STILL NO MOVEMENT IN THE RING… WAIT! MIKE SHAW IS PULLING HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES! He’s slowly getting there… AND HE’S UP! He grabs a hold of a ladder but then realizes he can’t put it in the middle of the ring with HBG, Cam, and Steele in the way. He places the ladder in the corner and then slides out of the ring to get another one! He slides that one into the ring and follows right behind it. Shaw places the ladder close to the ropes and continues to measure where he can place another one. He grabs the other ladder in the ring and places it right over HBG. It’s not quite centered, but it should be close enough! Wait… what is he doing? HE’S GETTING ANOTHER LADDER! ALL FOUR LADDERS ARE ABOUT TO BE IN THE RING AND HE BETTER HOPE THIS DOESN’T BACKFIRE! He slides the last ladder into the ring and follows behind it again. HE LEANS THIS LADDER AGAINST THE LADDER THAT’S OVER HBG! He’s making sure that it doesn’t move right now which is very smart.
Stew-O: A ladder in the corner, a ladder next to the ropes and a ladder that’s leaned up against another ladder… all in one ring. This is about to be mayhem if someone else ever gets up! Shaw starts to climb up the ladder that’s closest to the ropes. He’s not even close to the belt! BUT STEELE IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AND I THINK SHAW NOTICED THAT! STEELE STARTS CLIMBING THE LADDER NOW! He’s moving slowly! AND HERE COMES CAM BACK TO HER FEET! SHE’S LOOKING AROUND AFTER NOTICING SUCH A HUGE CHANGE IN THE RING… SHE’S RUNNING UP THE LADDER! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! CAMERON ELLA AVA JUST RAN UP THE LADDER AND IS HANGING ON THE BELTS RIGHT NOW! SHE IS JUST SECONDS AWAY FROM RETAINING THE BELTS FOR DI CONSENTES! STEELE IS CLIMBING UP THE REST OF THE WAY AND SHAW CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP OF HIS LADDER! HE JUMPS OFF HIS LADDER AND OH MY GOD! SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! SHAW JUST SPEARED CAM AND THEY BOTH FALL RIGHT INTO STEELE’S LADDER! LOOK!!!! CAM HELD ONTO THE BELTS AND FELL WITH THEM! HOW IN THE HELL?! DI CONSENTES RETAINS!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “My Name Is Human” by Highly Suspect blasts through the speakers as the crowd rises to their feet in cheer. An Official brings in the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships and gives one to Cameron Ella Ava. He places the other right onto HBG. Cam pulls HBG up and they both raise their belts in victory. )
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners AND STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CAMERON ELLA AVA AND HEART BREAK GAL… DI CONSENTES!!!
Jake Mercer: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?? HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO UNLATCH THOSE BEFORE SHE GOT SPEARED?
Stew-O: WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WITH THIS REPLAY!
( An instant replay shows Cameron Ella Ava unlatching the belt right after Mike Shaw had jumped off the ladder. She had unlatched it just enough that holding onto it when falling released the rest of the belt, thus unlatching it. )
Jake Mercer: That was absolutely smart by Cam. She noticed the attack happening and quickly capitalized on an opportunity.
Stew-O: That’s right. She almost didn’t get it, but luckily for her, the force of Shaw pushing on her and the belt finished the unlatching part! However, I wonder how this will effect her match with Scott Oasis later tonight from the impact of the fall! She has quite enough time to recover, but this could spell the end for her reign as EAW Openweight Champion!
(Cameron Ella Ava and Heart Break Gal pick themselves up and celebrate, Cameron holding her spine from landing on the ladder after that spear, as The Dragon Slayers look on in disappointment for not being able to win the titles.)
(Last night, Stephanie Matsuda did the impossible and became the EAW Iconic Cup winner! With that, what will be the fallout of Empire after the results of the event? Find out on Thursday nights LIVE on Empire!)
(A match graphic appears on the titantron for The Woogieman’s Big Bhris Bhampionship title defense is revealed before a video package is shown. It highlights the rise of The Woogieman onto Dynasty with the introduction of the title following suit, his defenses with the title that have become stunning to watch, and StarrStan making this challenge official.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the BIG BOOGIE BHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Timebomb” by Blackfoot and Rancid hits the speakers as Shaker Jones enters to rapturous cheers from the crowd. Chants of “HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!” fill the air as Shaker removes his hoodie sown with the patches of bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers and BABYMETAL. He hands the garment off to a lucky child in the front row as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Announcer: Introducing first, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada and weighing in at 250 pounds… He is “The Punk Rock Country Boy”… SHAKER JONES!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S THE MAIN EVENT! ALREADY?!?!
Stew-O: Jake, what are you even talking abou-
Mercer: Shut up, Stew! This is the match that everyone has been waiting for. The two most Beloved Bruisers in the Bynasty Bocker Boom Bollide. I am sure that regardless of who walks out of Madison Square Garden with that most prestigious Bhampionship, the real winners here will be us and the fans.
(“Do You Smell It?” by Adam Massacre erupts from the speakers and ignites many raucous cheers from the male fans and many swooning screams from the ladies. Woogieman steps out from behind the curtain with the belt around his waist and a cut out of his own face taped to the front. He his sunglasses to reveal a prominently raised eyebrow of fine confirmation. Then, sniffing the air as if Shaker had just farted on the stage Woogie hurries down to the ring as the crowd sings “BOOGIE WOOGIE”.)
Announcer: And his opponent, from Jacksonville, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds, he is your BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION… WOOGIEMAN!!!
Mercer: OH MY GAWD! IT’S HIM! IT’S HIIMMMM!!! I JUST DON’T KNOW WHO TO BACK HERE, STEW! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY SEPARATE THESE TWO TITANS OF THE RING!?!?
Stew-O: At the moment, that Big Boogie Bhampionship which Woogieman has defended with such jealousy. Him and that Bhampionship have been one of the success stories of the season, each elevating the other to new heights. But the question now is can Woogie keep it up?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: We are about to find out. Each man squares up against the other, pressing their foreheads together as they each try to psyche the other out but, boy, these guys both look absolutely raring to go. Shaker Jones is pointing at his own cheek. HE’S ASKING WOOGIEMAN TO GIVE HIM HIS BEST SHOT, THAT LUNATIC! But Woogie shakes his finger and he is having none of it. Woogieman shoots both open hands into the air… HE’S ASKING FOR THE TEST OF STRENGTH! AND THE CROWD ARE A FEVER PITCH!!! WOOGIEMAN BEAT SCOTT OASIS IN ONE OF THESE SOME WEEKS AGO! HE LOST THE MATCH IN THE END BUT WON A LOT OF RESPECT IN THE LOCKER ROOM!
Stew-O: Shaker is looking side to side for assurance. The crowd is cheering him on… YES! YES!!! SHAKER ACCEPTS! BOTH MEN WEAVE THEIR FINGERS TOGETHER AND CLASP HANDS TO PROVE WHO IS THE STRONGER MAN! TWO GREAT WILLS! TWO MONSTROUS PHYSIQUES COMING TOGETHER BUT NEITHER IS MOVING AN INCH! THEY SLAM THEIR BODIES TOGETHER BUT EACH HOLDS FIRM, STARING OFF FACE-TO-FACE AS THEY STRAIN OVER MERE CENTIMETERS OF GROUND!
Mercer: This is great. This is the kind of suspense and drama that made this sport so popular. Forget flippy midgets, it is all about these two testosterone filled alphas fighting for manly dominance. Wait… Woogie starts sniffing the air… AND HIS FACE CONTORTS INTO A GRIMACE! Even the official is waving his hand in front of his face now and I think… I think Shaker farted…
Stew-O: Don’t be ridiculous.
Mercer: SHAKER! SHAKER JONES BREAKS INTO A WIDE SMILE AS WOOGIEMAN BEGINS TO GAG FOR AIR. AND SHAKER JONES TAKES ADVANTAGE AND SWEEPS WOOGIE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! HE’S DONE IT! UNBELIEVABLE STUFF AS SHAKER JONES WINS THE TEST OF STRENGTH IN SHOCKING AND BIZARRE FASHION! HE BOOTS THE BOOTS IN! SHAKER JONES IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION AND HAS HIM REELING! Shaker sprints off and rebounds off the ropes… LOOKING TO GIVE ‘EM THE BOOT!!!
Stew-O: SPEAR!!! WOOGIEMAN RECOVERS QUICKLY TO SPEAR SHAKER JONES RIGHT OFF HIS FEET AND THE PUNK ROCK COUNTRY BOY HAS THE WIND KNOCKED RIGHT OUT OF HIM! Shaker is hurt. He rolls clear and under the ropes to find some breathing room on the outside but Woogieman is does not take his eyes of him. WOOGIE IS SERIOUS! He marches over to the edge of the ring, looking down on the weezing Jones. AND WOOGIE SLINGSHOTS OVER THE ROPES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY! HE TAKES SHAKER OUT AND THIS DEVOLVES INTO A BRAWL AT RINGSIDE!
Mercer: Woogieman drives the heavy fists down hard into the skull of Shaker Jones. AND WOOGIE LAUNCHES SHAKER SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! He drags Shaker Jones back up and guides him back towards the ring… BUT SHAKER SLAMS WOOGIE’S HEAD DOWN OWN THE APRON! He guides Woogie around AND THRUSTS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE STEEL POST! Woogieman slumps to his knees as Shaker wraps his arms around his waist… SIDEWINDER!!! SHAKER JONES HITS THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB ON THE APRON! THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION HAS BEEN SNAPPED IN HALF AND THIS COULD BE IT! SHAKER ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING AND SCURRIES TO MAKE THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!…
Stew-O: WOOGIEMAN POPS THE SHOULDER UP! AMAZING! This match continues but not for long if Shaker Jones has anything to say about it. He DRIVES the heel of those heavy military boots down into the lower spine of the Woogieman. Woogie winces but the worst is yet to come as Shaker Jones begins to isolate his legs. AND SHAKER SITS IN DEEP FOR THE CLOVERLEAF! FIRST THE POWERBOMB ON THE APRON AND NOW THIS!!! THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION IS IN TERRIBLE AGONY AS BIS BACK IS ARCHED INTO EVER MORE PRECARIOUS ANGLES! HE’S GOING TO TAP! HE’S GOING TO TAP!!!
Mercer: SURELY NOT! The official is asking Woogie BUT HE ISN’T HAVING ANY OF IT! WOOGIE JUST GRITS HIS TEETH AND PRESSES HIS CHEST UP OFF THE CANVAS! HE DRAGS HIMSELF FORWARDS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP HIM! HE REACHES OUT… AND HE’S GOT IT! WOOGIEMAN MAKES THE ROPE BREAK!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!…
Stew-O: Shaker Jones is forced to break the hold but he goes straight back to hounding Woogieman from behind with the rear waistlock. WOOGIE CRACKS HIM UNDER THE JAW WITH A BACK ELBOW! That shot surprised Shaker and he is left staggering back from the blow. WOOGIE CHARGES IN WITH A RUNNING THRUST LARIAT! BUT SHAKER DUCKS IT! JONES BLITZES PAST AND HANDSPRINGS INTO THE ROPES REBOUNDING FOR A BACK ELBOW OF HIS OWN. NO!!! WOOGIEMAN PLUCKS HIM OUT OF THE AIR! SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX DRIVES SHAKER JONES RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Mercer: Woogie shoots right back up to his feet and stands at the head of the grounded Shaker Jones. Again he looks at Shaker with disgust as he sniffs the air around him.
Woogieman (off mic): WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A SHOWER, YOU STINKY JABRONI!!!
Mercer: OH! HE WENT THERE! HE ACTUALLY WENT THERE!!! THAT’S A TRASH TALKING MASTERCLASS FROM THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION AS HE PULLS THE ELBOW PAD OF HIS ARM AND TOSSES IT INTO THE ADORING CROWD! WOOGIE RACES OFF THE ROPES… RETURNING IN THE CENTRE AND DROPPING DOWN FOR THE ELBOW! BUT SHAKER! SHAKER ROLLS CLEAR AND WOOGIE LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FUNNY BONE! HE SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET, CLUTCHING HIS ARM BUT HERE COMES SHAKER! SHAKER JONES SHOVES WOOGIE AGAINST THE CORNER! AND NOW SHAKER GETS TO WORK WITH THE SHOULDER THRUSTS! AGAIN AND AGAIN HE CRUSHES THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION’S POOR SPINE AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!
Stew-O: Woogieman looks unable to stand after this assault. He begins to slide down the corner but Shaker Jones keeps him righted and loops Woogie’s arms behind to ropes to keep him steady. Now Shaker runs back lining himself up in the opposite corner. HE HAS BAD INTENTIONS ON HIS MIND! SHAKER SPRINTS IN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM… SUPA DUPA KICK!!! THE CARTWHEEL JUMPING HIGH KICK CONNECTS FLUSH AND THE WOOGIEMAN IS IN DEEP TROUBLE HERE! SHAKER RISES BACK UP AND PULLS THE HAPLESS WOOGIE IN! AND JONES KICKS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE FOR THE SNAKE BITE TORNADO DDT!!! IT’S OVER!!!
Mercer: WAIT A MINUTE! WOOGIEMAN BLOCKS IT! HE HAS SHAKER RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM NOW! BAH GAWD!!! THE BOTTOM!!! HE HITS THE BOTTOM ON SHAKER JONES AND I DON’T THINK THAT I HAVE SEEN ANYBODY EVER KICK OUT OF THIS! WOOGIEMAN HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!
Stew-O: IT’S OVER! WOOGIE RETAI-NO!!! THE OFFICIAL IS WAVING IT OFF! TWO AND THREE QUARTERS! SHAKER JONES KICKS OUT WITH A FRACTION OF A SECOND LEFT AND HE IS SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS! JUST WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO PUT HIM AWAY!?!?
Mercer: I… I just don’t know.
Stew-O: In any case, Woogieman has an idea. He wastes no time in dragging Shaker back to his feet and pulling him in close. WOOGIEMAN IS LOOKING FOR A SECOND BOTTOM!!!
Mercer: HOLD YOUR HORSES, STEW, BECAUSE THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT MOVE YOU ARE CALLING! THE DIFFERENCE IS SUBTLE BUT THERE IS NO MISTAKING IT, WOOGIEMAN IS PREPARING TO HIT THE *ROCK* BOTTOM!!! THIS IS HIS ULTIMATE ACE IN THE HOLE! THERE’S SURELY NO KICKING OUT OF THIS! NOW HERE GOES… WOOGIEMAN LIFTS HIM FOR THE *ROCK* BOTTOM – BUT SHAKER! SHAKER SLIPS CLEAR AND CATCH WOOGIEMAN IN A HEADLOCK! THE PUNK ROCK DROP!!! SPINNING HEADLOCK ELBOW DROP CONNECTS AND SHAKER JONES STAYS ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER! NO WAY!!!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Timebomb” by Blackfoot and Rancid hits the speakers to wild scenes in the crowd. Some are holding their hands over their mouths in shock. Some have their heads in their hands. And others still are crying in either joy or sorrow. Shaker Jones cannot hold in his emotions as his hand is raised and the Big Boogie Bhampionship is handed to him. He immediately rips Woogie’s face off it and pulls a sticker of his own face from his tights, planting it in its place.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by pinfall AND THE NEW BIG BAKER BHAMPION… SHAKER JONES!!!
Stew-O: And it is finally over. After a reign that he can be immensely proud of, Woogieman has dropped his precious Bhampionship in a closely fought war with Shaker Jones. Many congratulations to the victor, he has more than earned this moment.
Mercer: What a historic moment. You know, this is the kind of event that everyone will remember where they were when it happened. Like 9/11 or Donald Trump being the first reality star voted into the office of President, I will never forget the overwhelming emotion that I feel right now. Congratulations Shaker. And Woogie… be proud, be very proud.
(Shaker Jones holds the Big Bhris Bhampionship high in the air with a smile on his face, proud to be holding a championship in this company, as he cradles it on his shoulder.)
(It’s time FOR AN EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to Showdown to where The High Rollerz will host the “Theron Nikolas Appreciation Extravaganza” for all to witness live inside of Madison Square Garden! It’s going to be… WONDERFUL!)
(A match graphic appears on the titantron for Darkane’s EAW Hardcore Championship title defense is revealed before a video package is shown. It highlights the rise of Arselx, Jon McAdams’ return after his injury, and Cody Marshall’s struggle to stand out on the roster! After showcasing their victories to be included, it all shows them staring at Darkane that holds the EAW Hardcore Championship on his shoulder.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIPP!!!!!
(“Faust” By Silent Armanda hits throughout Madison Square Garden as Jon McAdams makes his entrance out through the curtain and down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first..the challenger! From London, England! Weighing in at 199 Pounds!!! “SOVEREIGN…” JOONNNNNNNN MCCADAAAMMMMSSSSS!!!
Stew: THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN! JON MCADAMS WILL BE RECEIVING A HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AGAINST DARKANE TONIGHT! This is not the specialty of one Jon McAdams to partake in a match that could end up getting very violent it would be interesting to see how he handles this kind of environment.
(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus hits to boos as Darkane makes his entrance donning a leather jacket with the Hardcore Championship around his waist and he has his gravedigger’s shovel intact.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent.. From New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 240 pounds…. THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONNN!!!! THE GRAVEWORM… DARKAAANNEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: The King of Hardcore as he likes to be called, one of the peak performers of the Hardcore division as its champion, this has been a title that epitomized his career! Now, he competes against the unknown to where we have to question if he will be able to retain possession of his Hardcore kingdom!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: AND AS DARKANE WAS TAKING OFF HIS JACKET, JON BEGINS BEATING ALL OVER DARKANE WITH CLUBBING BLOWS!! DARKANE TAKING OFF THE HARDCORE TITLE AND DROPPING HIS SHOVEL TO THE FLOOR!! JON DRIVING HIS KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE TEMPLE OF DARKANE!! Jon with this early onslaught grabs Darkane up and smashes his face into the turnbuckle! Darkane rocked early here as Jon pulls him out of the corner and sends him crash to the outside floor, he quickly follows making his way over to Darkane who is pulling himself up with use from the apron, DARKANE WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND CATCHING JON OVER THE TOP!! Darkane grabbing Jon by his head AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON! Darkane not done as he quickly Irish-whips Jon AS HE CRASHES HARD INTO THE BARRICADE!!
Stew: Darkane grabs up McAdams to his feet sending him inside the ring as Darkane begins looking underneath the ring, and he pulls out two steel chairs! Darkane sliding those chairs inside of the ring and he also pulls out a Kendo stick, Darkane entering the ring as McAdams rises to his feet running at Darkane, BUT DARKANE CATCHES HIM IN THE MID-SECTION WITH THE KENDO STICK!! McAdams holding his mid-section as Darkane FIRES A SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF MCADAMS WITH THE KENDO STICK!! Darkane dropping the Kendo Stick as he grabs a folding a chair and begins wedging it in the corner, before making his way over to the opposite chair and unfolds planting it in the center of the ring, Darkane makes his way to McAdams who has gotten up and is in the corner and MCADAMS GETS A BOOT UP TO THE FACE OF DARKANE!
Mercer: Jon fires a forearm smash to the face of Darkane, and then follows that up with an open handed chop! Darkane tries to SWING back but Jon ducks and switches with a go behind as he has DARKANE HOOKED IN A FULL NELSON!!! DRAGON SUPLEX INTO THE OPEN CHAIR AS THE BACK OF DARKANE’S HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE SEAT OF THAT STEEL CHAIR!! JON COVERS DARKANE!!
Ref: ONNEEE!!!… TWOOOOO!!!…
Stew: McAdams looking at that steel chair, we know he isn’t a fan of using weapons but this is something he has to do if he’s fighting for the Hardcore Championship! He ignores it before going back on the attack on Darkane putting the boots to him, Darkane is holding the back of his head! McAdams grabbing up Darkane to his feet whipping him to the opposite corner, McAdams runs at Darkane, DARKANE WITH A SHORT DROPKICK TO THE LEG OF MCADAMS AS HE GOES CRASHING FACE FIRST TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! McAdams coming out of the corner as Darkane follows up with a boot to the mid-section and a front facelock and HE CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER!! Darkane looking at the chair that’s dented from his head colliding with it earlier as he has it in his hands…
Mercer: McAdams scrambling to his feet, DARKANE DRIVES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR INTO THE MID-SECTION OF MCADAMS! HE’S HUNCHED OVER AND DARKANE FOLLOWS UP WITH A SHOT OVER THE BACK OF MCADAMS AS HE DROPS DOWN!! Darkane adding more dents to that steel chair before DELIVERING AND ONSLAUGHT OF REPEATED CHAIRSHOTS TO THE BACK OF MCADAMS AS HIS BACK IS TURNING BLACK AND BLUE UPON IMPACT! Darkane dropping the chair before making his way to the outside once again, and digging underneath the ring as he pulls out trash can lids! And a stop sign?!?! And he pulls out a barbwire wrapped steel chair! Sending that into the ring, and he isn’t done as he pulls out a hockey stick sending it inside the ring! And lastly he slides out a table setting it up on the outside!
Stew: Darkane making his way inside the ring as he quickly grabs hold of the barbwire wrapped steel chair! He’s sizing up Jon McAdams who is pulling himself up with the ropes. DARKANE SWINGS THAT BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF JON MCADAMS!! NO HE KICKS DARKANE IN THE MID-SECTION, AND HE HITS VICIOUS HEADBUTT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DARKANE AS HE DROPS THE CHAIR!! McAdams picks up a trash can lid, and he has the other one in his other hand, AND HE BEGINS SMACKING DARKANE ONE SHOT AFTER ANOTHER WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS! ONE SHOT! THEN FOLLOWED OVER THE TOP WITH ANOTHER! He drops one of the trash can lids AND SMACKS DARKANE OVER THE HEAD KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! McAdams grabbing that barbwire steel chair AND HE PLACES IT BETWEEN THE LEGS OF DARKANE!!!
Mercer: This is not looking good for Darkane as McAdams grabs up the hockey stick and raises it high in the air BRINGING THE HOCKEY STICK DOWN ON THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS PLACE BETWEEN THE LEGS OF DARKANE!!!! Darkane rolling around the canvas in agony as McAdams drops the hockey stick and picks back up the Kendo stick from earlier and he drops down.. HE IS PLACING THE KENDO STICK AROUND THE FACE AND MOUTH OF DARKANE WITH AN AIDED CROSSFACE WITH USE OF THE KENDO STICK!!! HE’S PULLING BACK AS THE BAMBOO FROM THAT KENDO STICK IS PIERCING THE MOUTH OF DARKANE AS TRICKLES OF BLOOD BEGIN TO FALL DOWN HIS FACE!!! MCADAMS YELLING AT DARKANE TO TAP OUT!!! DARKANE FIRES HIS ELBOW BACK WITH HIS FREE ARM INTO THE FACE OF MCADAMS BREAKING THE HOLD!!
Stew: Darkane rolling around in pain but positions himself in a corner, MCADAMS RUNS.. DARKANE USES MCADAMS MOMENTUM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE WEDGED CHAIR FROM EARLIER AS MCADAMS ALSO FALLS TO THE FLOOR!! DARKANE DROPS CATCHING A BREATHER!! McAdams down to the floor holding his head, Darkane rolling himself out of the ring as McAdams is on the floor and Darkane grabs McAdams up to his feet backing up, BEFORE RUNNING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS KNOCKING THE TOP HALF OF THE STEPS OFF!! McAdams getting punished here as Darkane pulls him to the bottom half of the steps still laying, HE IS LOOKING TO PILEDRIVER MCADAMS ON THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS!! MCADAMS FIGHTING THOUGH!!! FIGHTING LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON HIT!! AND HE MANAGES TO BACK BODY DROP DARKANE ONTO THE FLOOR!!
Mercer: McAdams holding his head as Darkane is holding his lower back but makes his way to the shovel, he grasp the shovel in his hand looking at it as HE SWINGS THE SHOVEL AT MCADAMS!!! BUT NO– MCADAMS SUPERKICKS THE SHOVEL OUT OF HIS HAND! IT GOES FLYING BEHIND HIM, DARKANE IS TURNING REACHING FOR THE SHOVEL BADLY BUT MCADAMS GRABS HIM BY THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT PULLING HIM BACK INTO A WAIST LOCK!! GERMAN SUPLEX INTO STEEL STEPS DROPPING HIM ON HIS NECK AS HE TUMBLES OVER!!!! DRAGS UP THE DEAD WEIGHT OF DARKANE AND SENDS HIM INSIDE THE RING!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Stew: NO! Darkane STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! McAdams can’t believe as he thought that was surely the end right there, McAdams grabbing the barbwire steel chair and he looks at Darkane who is scrambling to his feet, McAdams SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR AT DARKANE!!! DARKANE DROP TOE HOLD’S MCADAMS AS HE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR!! MCADAMS GETTING GUT BY THAT BARBWIRE!!! Darkane just saved himself, Darkane pulling McAdams by his hair and makes his way to the apron, he’s viewing that table he set up earlier, HE PULLS MCADAMS AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS… HE LIFTS HIM!!! PILEDRIVER OFF THE RING APRON THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE COULD HAVE JUST BROKEN MCADAMS NECK!!!!!
Mercer: DARKANE DOESN’T CARE! THIS IS WHY HE HAS HELD THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR AS LONG AS HE HAS, DARKANE UP!! MCADAMS IN THE RUBBLE OF THE TABLE!! DARKANE LIFTING 199 POUNDS OF DEADWEIGHT… AND HE SENDS HIM INSIDE THE RING! McAdams is dead to rights, AND DARKANE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Stew: HE LIFTS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS WITH WHAT ENERGY HE CAN DO IT WITH! DARKANE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! That’s it Darkane says he grabs McAdams up before dragging him to that barbwire steel chair laying in the ring, ENTER THE GRAVE!!!!! EVEN FLOW DDT ONTO THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!! HE COVERS!!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Mercer: NO! HE BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!!! MCADAMS IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! DARKANE IS PISSED OFF BEFORE QUICKLY EXITING THE RING! AND HE PULLS OUT A BAG AND HE ROLLS INSIDE THE RING, HE PULLS OPEN THE STRING TO THE BAG BEFORE SMILING AND DUMPING THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TACKS ONTO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew: THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL, DARKANE GRABBING UP MCADAMS HE SETS HIM UP FOR THE GRAVEDIGGER INTO THE TACKS!! MCADAMS FIRING OUT OF IT AS HE SPINS OUT OF THE REVERSE LEG SWEEP!!! MCADAMS RUNS OFF THE ROPES.. HEAD TRAUMA!!! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS AND DROPS DARKANE DOWN INTO THE TACKS!!!! OH MY GOD!!! DARKANE HAS JUST BEEN IMPALED BY THE THUMBTACKS!!! MCADAMS ISN’T DONE AS HE DROPS DOWN SOVEREIGNTY!!!! ANACONDA VISE!!!! HE’S DEMANDING THAT HE TAPS OUT!!! DARKANE STILL HAVING TACKS IN HIS BACK!!
Mercer: HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT!!! BUT THE PAIN IS BECOMING TOO MUCH!!! HE IS NOT GOING TO TAP OUT!!! HE HAS A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR PAIN BUT THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD FOR HIM IF HE REMAINS IN THIS HOLD!!! HE’S FIGHTING FOR BREATH AS HE REACHES OUT FOR WHATEVER ESCAPE HE CAN MUSTER! HE… HE… HE PASSES OUT!!! DARKANE HAS JUST PASSED OUT AS THE REFEREE SIGNALS FOR THE BELL!!! WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Faust” by Silent Armada picks back up as McAdams releases the hold and backs up away from Darkane before being handed the Hardcore Championship and helped up to his feet)
Ring Announcer: HEREE IS YOUR WINNNERR…. AND NEWWWW EAW HARDCOREEE CHAMPIONNN!!! JONNNN MCADAMMMSSS!!!
Stew-O: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE’RE SEEING! JON MCADAMS HAS BEEN DECLARED YOUR NEW EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION! This is amazing to see that the championship has found a new owner and that Jon McAdams has been able to capture it himself! What an amazing match between these two men!
Jake Mercer: I have to admit, I didn’t think that Jon McAdams was actually going to win this match, but let it be known that Darkane has proven how Hardcore he is! Tonight, his crown has been removed and we must congratulate Jon McAdams in this venture!
(Jon McAdams stands there and raises the championship high before he throws it on his shoulder, making his raised glass gesture at the fans, before exiting the ring as the new EAW Hardcore Champion.)
(Tomorrow night, witness the greatest challenge that the EAW World Heavyweight Champion Jamie O’Hara will have to endure: two separate defenses against two outstanding challengers! Jamie O’Hara faces Lars Grier and Chris Elite in two separate title defenses! Will Jamie be up to the challenge at hand, will it be the end of the greatest championship reign of all time, or will he fail and watch the two challengers fight it out to see who will carry the torch? Find out AT VOLTAGE: BROOKLYN HEIGHTS!)
(A match graphic appears on the titantron for the match between The Heart Break Boy and Jacob Senn as a video package follows! It details the history between HBB and Senn that began at King of Elite 2017 where Senn defended the EAW World Heavyweight Championship against HBB, the betrayal of HBB to The Pizza Boy and the attack that put him out of action, and the desire of Jacob Senn to have his ban lifted and being assigned the opponent of HBB.)
Stew-O: Well, it’s time for a massive rematch that hasn’t happened in over a year! The legendary figure known as The Heart Break Boy takes on Jacob Senn in a massive match with a major stipulation behind it! This match is going to be quite the spectacle to behold as these men are going to bring it all out tonight in the ring!
Jake Mercer: The stakes are high for Jacob Senn tonight with a victory bringing him back into world championship contention on the Dynasty brand, but The Heart Break Boy is also looking to make his way back towards claiming championship gold for himself! Will The Heart Break Boy prevent Jacob Senn from being able to compete for the EAW Answers World Championship or will Jacob lift the ban that has been placed upon him?
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! In a stipulation chosen by you, the fans, if Jacob Senn is able to win tonight… HIS EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BAN SHALL BE LIFTED!
(“Alright” by Kendrick Lamar blasts from the speakers to where The Heart Break Boy walks out onto the stage with a smile on his face, a different reception given to him by the crowd as they show disdain towards him, as he stops at the ramp. He drops down and taunts to the crowd before the pyro shoots from the stage, leaping up in the air with confidence exuding from him, as he makes his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Ferguson, Missouri… weighing in at 220 pounds… “God’s Son”… “The Prodigal Son”… “The Golden Boy”… THHHEEEEE HEEAAARRRRTTTTT BRREEEAAAAKKKKK BOOOYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: The Heart Break Boy was hoping that the fans might have voted for one of the other options tonight, either gifting him with an EAW Answers World Championship Match or the number 30 entry into the Grand Rampage, but he’s been dealt the hand to be the gatekeeper between Jacob’s chances of returning to the world championship division! Just doing that in of itself would probably reward him with an opportunity!
Jake Mercer: The voting was turned against him, but right now, Heart Break Boy has been making his stride towards a return match for the EAW Answers World Championship! As savage as it was, he did get rid of one of the most popular champions in recent memory in The Pizza Boy and now, he could redeem a loss he had taken over a year ago to show that he’s more than ready to be champion once again!
(“S.O.A.R.” by Devour The Day blasts from the speakers when we watch Jacob Senn walk out in his grey attire, his leather jacket having The Punisher skull on the chest with the hood draped over him, as he crouches down. Finally, he removes the hood and does the gun point towards his opponent in the ring before firing and walking down the ramp with a glare completely directed towards The Heart Break Boy.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 212 pounds… “Indestructible”.., “The Ghost of Dynasty”… “The Punisher”… JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: The stakes are pretty steep here tonight with Jacob Senn looking for a shot to get back into contention for the EAW Answers World Championship by lifting the ban that had been placed upon him by Mr. DEDEDE! A victory tonight would nullify the ban and bring him to where he can make his journey towards being known as the next contender for the championship!
Jake Mercer: For Jacob Senn, it’s all about redemption. It’s all about gaining everything that he has lost and having it back, even though he might not get everything that he had back to him, he will at least get some catharsis in fighting for the EAW Answers World Championship! The only thing that he has to do is something he did at King of Elite in 2017: defeat The Heart Break Boy!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell calls for the match to start WITH BOTH MEN LOCKING HORNS AND FIGHTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE TEST OF STRENGTH! WHO WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE? It’s… IT’S HBB! THE HEART BREAK BOY SPINS AROUND AND WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND THE NECK OF JACOB SENN WITH THE SIDE-HEADLOCK! He starts to squeeze down on the neck BUT JACOB PUSHES HBB INTO THE ROPES AND LAUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE RING! HBB bounces off the ropes and makes his way back RETURNING WITH A FLYING ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JACOB THAT DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS! HBB makes his way back up to his feet and starts taunting to the crowd as he looks down to Jacob attempting to get himself back to his feet!
Jake Mercer: The Heart Break Boy starts to hunch over to pick up Jacob Senn BUT SENN PICKS HIS LEGS UP TO FLIP HBB BACK WITH THE KIP-UP HURRICANRANA! HBB ROLLS BACK INTO THE ROPES WHEN JACOB PICKS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! Jacob sprints in TOSSING HBB OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH THE LARIAT DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR AS HE HAS NOW TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH FROM HBB! HBB starts to pick himself up when Jacob rebounds off the ropes COMING IN FOR THE BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE FACE OF HBB! HBB SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING TO WHERE SENN DOES THE SAME WITH HBB COMING IN FOR THE LARIAT! JACOB DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES TO ANSWER WITH HIS OWN FLYING ELBOW STRIKE INTO HBB! Jacob smiles at the way that he has taken down his opponent as he rushes into the ropes BUT HBB DUCKS UNDER HIS FEET TO WHERE HE KEEPS RUNNING! Jacob bounces back from the ropes RETURNING RIGHT INTO A DEEP ARM DRAG FROM HBB THAT SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES! SUCH A BACK-AND-FORTH RIGHT NOW BETWEEN THESE TWO!
Stew-O: The Heart Break Boy gets back to his feet COMING IN TO GIVE JACOB SENN A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE BY LAUNCHING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A LARIAT! DOUBLE BOOTS! JACOB LIFTS HIS BOOTS UP TO KICK HBB IN THE FACE TO SEND HIM REELING BACK BEFORE SENN RUSHES IN WITH A LARIAT TO KNOCK DOWN THE LEGEND! Jacob stalks his opponent STRIKING WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE PULLING HIM UP TO LAND A STIFF ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW! HBB stumbles back ONLY TO RESPOND WITH A HARD CHOP TO CHEST THAT SENDS SHOCKWAVES OF PAIN OVER SENN! JACOB FIRES BACK WITH ANOTHER STIFF ELBOW! HBB WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHEST! ANOTHER CHOP! A THIRD! HBB IS JUST GOING TO TOWN ON THE CHEST OF SENN THAT SENDS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: The Heart Break Boy lands one more stiff chop to the chest of Jacob Senn RIGHT BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM ACROSS THE RING TO THE ROPES! WAIT! JACOB CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES WHEN HBB CHARGES IN FOR THE LARIAT! JACOB DUCKS DOWN AND MAKES HBB TIP OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HBB CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE THIS TIME! Jacob turns his attention over the turnbuckle as he leaps onto the middle turnbuckle LEAPING ACROSS FOR THE TRIANGLE DROPKICK RIGHT INTO HBB! HBB COLLAPSES ONTO THE FLOOR WITH JACOB STANDING THE RING AS HE DOES A GUN POINT TO THE OUTSIDE! HE SPRINTS TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE BOUNCES BACK TO RETURN WITH A FOSBURY FLOP TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: CUTTER! THE HEART BREAK BOY CATCHES JACOB SENN ON THE TRIP DOWN WITH THE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER RIGHT THERE TO SWING THIS MATCH TO HBB’S FAVOR! HBB cracks a confident smile as he looks towards the crowd while pointing at his temple, calling out his ring awareness and intellect to see that coming a mile away, as he starts to taunt towards the crowd about this! He returns back to Jacob and lifts him up SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE RING APRON BEFORE THROWING HIM BACK INTO THE RING! HBB pulls himself up onto the ring apron before he walks over towards the turnbuckle CLIMBING HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HBB HAS HIM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM! HE LEAPS OUT TOWARDS SENN! HEARTBREAK ELBOW! THE DIVING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF SENN AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG IN FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: JACOB SENN THROWS HIS SHOULDER OFF OF THE CANVAS WITH THE HEART BREAK BOY NODDING HIS HEAD IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT! HBB grabs Senn by the neck and rolls him up to his feet LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AS HE SPIKES HIS HEAD DOWN WITH THE BRAINBUSTER! HBB JUST SPIKED SENN RIGHT DOWN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AS HE LOOKS AROUND MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE! HBB stands on his feet and stalks around the fallen Punisher KICKING HIM IN THE FACE AS HE SCREAMS ABOUT HE’S GOING TO BE MAKING SURE HE GETS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP THROUGH HIM! He lifts his head up SLAPPING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH EACH SLAP FOLLOWING THE STATEMENT OF HBB SAYING IT’S HIS TIME TONIGHT AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE! HBB stands back as he starts to call for Jacob to stand on his feet STOMPING ON THE CANVAS AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE THE SHOT WITH THE GOLDPRINT! JACOB IS ON HIS FEET AND HBB LUNGES AT HIM FOR THE SUPERKICK!
Stew-O: DUCKED! JACOB SENN AVOIDED THE GOLDPRINT AND FLIPS BACK FOR THE PELÉ KICK! WHAT? THE HEART BREAK BOY CATCHES HIS LEG AND TURNS HIM ON HIS STOMACH AS HE WRAPS HIS LEGS INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED AS HBB STARTS TO REAR BACK ON THE SUBMISSION AS JACOB REACHES OUT TO TRY AND MAKE HIS WAY TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE STARTS TO CRAWL HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH EVERYTHING IN HIS BODY! HBB PULLS HIM BACK OVER TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE KEEPS THE PRESSURE APPLIED! JACOB’S GOING TO HAVE TO THINK OF ANOTHER WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION! Jacob is fighting to keep himself together as he starts to lift himself up SPINNING AROUND TO WHERE HE HOOKS HIM IN FOR A CRADLE PIN! COULD HE PUT HIM AWAY RIGHT HERE?
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: THE HEART BREAK BOY THROWS JACOB SENN OFF OF HIM TO BREAK THE COUNT! HBB pushes himself back to his feet and starts to search for his opponent AS JACOB LOCATES HIS JAW TO BLAST IT WITH A STIFF ROLLING ELBOW STRIKE! HBB is stunned GIVING JACOB THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOOK HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AS HE RAISES HIS ARMS TO HIS SIDE TO CALL FOR JACOB’S LADDER! NO! HBB RAISES HIM UP IN THE AIR AND RUSHES BACK TO WHERE HE DUMPS SENN TO THE OUTSIDE! JACOB CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE AS HBB STUMBLES TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! HBB turns himself around towards the ropes WITH SENN LEAPING ON THE TOP ROPE FOR THE SPRINGBOARD DIVING KNEE STRIKE! HBB SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY TO WHERE JACOB ROLLS THROUGH FROM THE MISSED KNEE STRIKE! Jacob turns himself around RIGHT INTO A GOLDPRINT! SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SENN! HBB DROPS DOWN AND COVERS HIM FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Stew-O: HE HAS DON– WAIT! THE REFEREE WAVES IT OFF! JACOB SENN WAS ABLE TO PUT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE HEART BREAK BOY STILL HAS TO FIGHT IN THIS MATCH AND HE’S SLAMMING HIS HAND THE CANVAS IN FRUSTRATION BECAUSE OF IT! HBB pushes himself to his feet and lifts his hand up SIGNALING A GUN TAUNT AS HE POINTS TOWARDS SENN! HE’S ABOUT TO DO THE CURSE OF LEGION ON SENN AND MOCKING HIM WITH HIS OWN TAUNT! Jacob starts to push himself up to his feet when HBB sprints in LOOKING FOR THE CURSE OF LEGION CURB STOMP! JACOB ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY TO AVOID THE STOMP TO WHERE HBB TURNS AROUND TO BE MET WITH A KNEE LIFT RIGHT INTO THE FACE! HBB IS STUNNED TO WHERE JACOB HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK! WEAPON X! STUNNER! HE DROPS HBB WITH THE STUNNER AND NOW HE ROLLS HBB ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“S.O.A.R.” by Devour The Day plays in the background when Jacob Senn arises from the fallen HBB to where he starts to look with joy as he stands on his feet! He starts to celebrate this tremendous victory as he looks around Madison Square Garden!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: HE HAS DONE IT! JACOB SENN HAS LIFTED THE BAN ON HIM FROM BEING UNABLE TO COMPETE FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Now, he can challenge for the championship that has eluded him for so long! With this victory, Jacob Senn shall be able to make his path to redemption at the expense of whoever walks out tonight with the EAW Answers World Championship!
Jake Mercer: The time has come for Jacob Senn to take his rightful place at the top of the Dynasty food chain and right now, he’s taking the right steps into doing that! Dynasty better watch out! The Punisher is going to take the deed back for the house that he built in Dynasty with the EAW Answers World Championship!
(Jacob Senn jumps onto the top turnbuckle and begins to celebrate this victory that has been attained, holding his arms up to his sides and doing the gun point to the audience, but he’s pulled down by The Heart Break Boy with an intense stare between them.)
Stew-O: Oh dear, The Heart Break Boy has just snatched Jacob Senn off of the turnbuckle and now, these two are staring down one another again! The electricity is palpable in this building to where we see The Heart Break Boy.. he… HE LIFTS HIS HAND FOR THE HANDSHAKE! I THINK THIS MATCH MIGHT HAVE GIVEN HBB A CHANGE OF HEART! Jacob scoffs and looks around Madison Square Garden before he ponders upon it… ANSWERING WITH THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE HANDSHAKE FOLLOWING WITH AN EMBRACE! ISN’T THIS SOMETHING TO END ON TONIGHT? BOTH MEN BURYING THE HATCHET AND ENDING A RIVALRY HERE TONIGHT AT RECKLESS WIRING!
Jake Mercer: It’s seems that both men have earned each other’s respect with The Heart Break Boy raising the hand of Jacob Senn in the air for all of the fans to stand on their feet and congratulate them both! What a turn of events this hand become as both men hav– WEAPON X! JACOB SENN JUST DROPPED THE HEART BREAK BOY WITH ANOTHER STUNNER! Jacob Senn jumps to his feet and looks with a livid expression on his face, furious as he lifts the legend up, THROWING HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! HE JUST PULLED THE WOOL OVER EVERYONE’S EYES HERE TONIGHT! Jacob exits through the middle rope with HBB trying to pick himself up AS JACOB GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! SWEET JESUS, THAT HAD TO BE PAINFUL!
Stew-O: This is awful… how can Jacob Senn do this? What more does Jacob Senn have to do? Jacob walks over to where he digs under the ring PULLING A BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING! THAT’S THE SIGNATURE WEAPON OF THE PUNISHER! He turns around and watches HBB use the steel steps to crawl back up to his feet while Jacob stalks him with the chair! HBB spins around WHERE JACOB CRACKS HIM RIGHT ON THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR! NO MERCY, NO HESITATION, JUST A RUTHLESS BLOW FROM THE CHAIR TO HBB’S FACE! WITH THAT, YOU CAN START TO SEE THE BLOOD FLOW FROM THE HEAD OF HBB AS THAT BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR MADE A GASH ON HIS FOREHEAD! THIS IS JUST HORRIFIC TO WATCH!
Jake Mercer: It’s almost as if Jacob Senn is just letting out his inner demons onto The Heart Break Boy, lashing out against him, as he opens the chair with the seat still wrapped in barbed-wire to where he sets it down on the floor. He walks over and grabs HBB, dragging his carcass up to his feet, as he spins around TOSSING HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POST TO WHERE THE SICKENING THUD CAN BE HEARD ALL OVER MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AS HBB COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! Jacob isn’t finished however as he drags him by his blood-stained hair over towards the opened barbed-wire steel chair SLAMMING HIS FACE AND GRINDING IT INTO THE BARBED-WIRE CHAIR! He then turns around and climbs up the announce table as he taunts to the crowd POINTING DOWN TOWARDS THE HELPLESS HBB AS HE LEAPS OFF! DIVING SHADOW STEP! HE JUST STOMPED HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR WITH THAT CURB STOMP!
Stew-O: The Heart Break Boy has just been broken by Jacob Senn to where I think he might end up like The Pizza Boy has for the show! The EMTs and medical staff are rushing down to the scene to where Jacob snatches the microphone from the timekeeper’s area! He’s crouching down beside HBB to where it looks like he’s going to taunt him! What a sickening display by Jacob here tonight!
Jacob Senn: The Heart Break Boy. Tonight, your punishment for what you did to The Pizza Boy has been served. As for the rest of the people that know they are on my list, don’t worry. We’re just getting started.
(Jacob Senn slams the microphone down onto the broken Heart Break Boy as the medical staff looks to try to get him to where they can escort him out of the ring area. The fans return to their hatred of Jacob, the man himself scoffing the crowd and mocking their cries of despair over HBB, as he shoves them off to leave them be.)
(Eight men have been chosen… one man will have the opportunity he seeks… in an EAW Answers World Championship Match at Grand Rampage! Starting next week, Dynasty hosts a tournament where the top talent fight it out to see who will walk into Grand Rampage as the number one contender! Tune in on Friday Nights… FOR THE GOLD RUSH TOURNAMENT!)
(The show returns back inside of Madison Square Garden with the crowd cheering in the background as it pans over to the titantron to where the match graphic for Cameron Ella Ava and Scott Oasis is shown!)
Stew-O: Look at who’s next! The EAW Openweight Championship Match is the next with Cameron Ella Ava and Scott Oasis doing battle for the title! Scott has been determined to make his way back towards becoming the world champion and tonight, he has the perfect opportunity in the EAW Openweight Championship!
Jake Mercer: Absolutely, especially considering what Cameron Ella Ava has already been through in the Ladder Match to defend her EAW Unified Tag Team Championships with The Heart Break Gal! She’s probably already hurt and this match might just do the same! However, it’s time to see what goes down!
Ring Announcer: The following contest WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER STREET FIGHT RULES… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“DNA” by Kendrick Lamar hits to a monstrous chorus of boos as Scott Oasis makes his way out to the arena donning a black hoodie with his brand and his attire and fight shorts donning all his sponsors, more specifically Magnum Condom Logos among others.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger! From Baltimore, Maryland! Weighing in at 270 Pounds!! “The Ice Man” SCCOTTTTTT OAAASSSIISSSSSSSS…!!!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis if he wasn’t a favorite before has to be viewed as a heavy favorite now considering that the Openweight Champion was involved in a brutal Ladder Match with her Tag Team partner for the tag titles not too long ago, but I think we’ve learned a long time ago not to discredit the heart of Cameron Ella Ava!
Jake Mercer: Heart? She’ll be lucky to even leave with that! Scott Oasis for the win!
(“ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” by Blue Stahli plays throughout the arena to a loud reaction of cheers as she walks out with the Openweight Championship wrapped around her waist and the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship on her shoulder! However, there are a few bandages around here as she eyes Scott Oasis who is stone faced waiting for her to enter the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next! From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 130 Pounds!! THE EAW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! CAAMERRONNNNNN ELLLA AVAAAA!!!
(Cameron raises the Openweight Championship getting in the face of Scott Oasis before the referee gets in between them as Scott Oasis readies himself looking down at Cameron before looking away)
(The referee holds up the EAW Openweight Championship for display before handing it to the timekeeper as both competitors stand in their respective corners as the referee signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: OASIS RUNS AT CAMERON DRIVING HER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER.. AND HE BEGINS DELIVERING SHOULDER THRUST REPEATEDLY TO THE MID-SECTION!! Scott dragging her out of the corner wrapping his arms around AND HE SENDS HER FLYING WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Cameron holding her lower back as Oasis pops up to his feet as he doesn’t stop his attack making his way over to Cameron who is trying to fight back as he drives her elbow to the body of Oasis but Oasis shrugs it off as he grabs Cameron up to her feet AND PLANTS HIS KNEE INTO HER BODY! Oasis front facelock, SNAP SUPLEX SENDING CAMERON ON HER BACK ONCE AGAIN!! Oasis is in control of this match!
Stew: Cameron trying to pull herself up as Oasis has her spotted, Cameron pulling herself up with use from the corner, OASIS RUNS!! Cameron side steps! OASIS IS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF! He turns around and walks over to Cameron who is on all floors as he looks to pull her up to her feet, LOW BLOW!! Cameron resourceful as she hits Oasis in the family jewels and Oasis is riving in pain as Cameron gets up to her feet elbow smash! And another elbow smash! Oasis still standing though, Cameron runs off the ropes for momentum! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! Oasis is reeling back into the ropes as Cameron runs agai- SHE’S CAUGHT! OASIS HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND HER AND HE SENDS CAMERON FLYING OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!
Mercer: Oasis looks more pissed off than before as he makes his way to the outside, he grabs Cameron up into a bear hug position and lifts her! AND OASIS RUNS COLLIDING CAMERON’S NECK AND SPINE WITH THE RING POST!! Oasis isn’t done as he backs up once more AND DRIVES CAMERON ONCE AGAIN INTO THE RING POST!! Oasis drops Cameron but before she falls to the ground he switches for a go behind, BACK SUPLEX DRIVING CAMERON’S LOWER BACK ON THE BARRICADE!! Cameron falls to the ground as the referee makes his way over to her to see if she still wants to compete but you know she won’t surrender, she’s not really the smartest you know?
Stew: Oasis making his way over to the timekeeper’s area before pushing a crew member out of his chair and folds it taking it as his own as he sends a chair inside the ring, Oasis going underneath the ring now and begins throwing trash cans filled with various weapons inside the ring! Cameron is using the steel steps as aid as Oasis circles the ring as he spots her, Oasis stancing himself up! HE LOOKS TO SPEAR CAMERON ELLA AVA INTO THE STEEL STEPS! CAMERON MANAGES TO DODGE AS OASIS COLLIDES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Cameron is still showing signs of life in this contest as Oasis is favoring his shoulder as Cameron backs up and is only on her feet with use from the barricade, Cameron turns to a fan, and a fan is offering Cameron his crutch as a weapon! You gotta love these New York City fans! Cameron takes the fan up on his offer as she takes his crutch, Oasis is hunched over favoring his shoulder AS CAMERON BRINGS DOWN THE CRUTCH OVER THE BACK OF SCOTT OASIS!! SHE JUST BROKE THE CRUTCH IN HALF OVER THE BACK OF OASIS!!
Mercer: Cameron drops that broken crutch as Oasis rolls himself in the ring and Cameron follows, as she gets in the ring makes her way to that trash can and pulls out a singapore cane! Oasis rising up runs at Cameron, CAMERON SWINGS THE SINGAPORE CANE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF SCOTT OASIS!! Cameron BRINGS THE CANE DOWN ON THE SPINE OF OASIS!! AND A SHOT TO THE LEGS! A SHOT TO THE ARM!! CAMERON TARGETING EVERY OPEN SPOT OF OASIS WITH THAT CANE!! Cameron putting the cane underneath the neck of Oasis AND USES THE CANE AS AID FOR A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! Cameron hooking the leg!
Stew: OASIS JUST THROWS HER OFF OF HIM! Cameron shocked as she looks over to that trash can filled with weapons and SHE PULLS OUT A COOKIE SHEET!! Oasis up, COOKIE SHEET OVER THE SKULL!! BUT OASIS STAYS ON HIS FEET!! Cameron is shocked as he looks inside that trash can again, A VCR??!?!? CAMERON LOOKS CONFUSED BUT SMASHES THE VCR OVER THE SKULL OF SCOTT OASIS!! HE’S STILL STANDING!!
Mercer: Oasis maybe standing but he doesn’t know where he is! Cameron just picks up the entire damn trash can as weapons fall out of it AND SHE LOOKS TO SMASH OASIS IN THE HEAD WITH THE TRASH CAN!! OASIS QUICKLY SWITCHING HIS POSITION WITH A GO BEHIND ON CAMERON AND HOOKS HER BY THE WAIST AND SENDS OVERHEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AS SHE DROPS THE TRASH CAN!! Oasis looks pissed off as he makes his way over to that steel chair from earlier and he unfolds it! Oasis looking at Cameron who has back the singapore cane in her hands!
Stew: OASIS WALKS RIGHT INTO A CANE SHOT!! NO HE TRAPS IT UNDERNEATH HIS ARM!! AND HE HEADBUTTS CAMERON!! AND ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! Oasis scoops up Cameron AND HE HITS A SIDEWALK SLAM DROPPING CAMERON SPINE FIRST INTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR IS ALL CONTORTED AND BROKEN AND SO MIGHT BE THE BACK OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!
Mercer: Oasis is loving what he has just done and doesn’t even insist on covering Cameron as he wants to inflict more punishment as he exits the ring and goes underneath the ring! OASIS PULLS OUT A TABLE!! Things may have just gone from bad to worst as Oasis slides that table inside the ring, Cameron though eyeing a cheese grater that fell out of that trash can earlier! SHE GRABS IT!! Oasis not paying attention begins setting up that table and he places it in the corner! Oasis making his way over to Cameron, BUT CAMERON PLACES THE CHEESEGRATER BETWEEN THE LEGS OF SCOTT OASIS AND RUNS IT ACROSS HIS BALLS!! OASIS DROPS TO HIS KNEES HOLDING HIS “AREA” AS CAMERON IS UP AND PLACES THE CHEESEGRATER OVER THE FACE OF OASIS!! SHREDDING THE SKIN OFF OF HIS FOREHEAD!!! OASIS BLEEDING PROFUSELY!!! CAMERON STOPS THIS VICIOUS ASSAULT AS SHE DROPS THE CHEESEGRATER!!
Stew: I can not believe what I have just seen! Cameron waiting for Oasis to get up to his feet, Oasis is up bleeding and CAMERON GOES FOR THE KNOCK BITCHES OUT!! OASIS WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!! HE LIFTS CAMERON UP!!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE TABLE SET UP IN THE CORNER!!!!! OASIS DRAGS CAMERON OUT OF THE RUBBLE BEFORE COVERING HER!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWWOOO!!!.. THHHRRREEEE!
Mercer: SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKS OUT! Oasis can’t believe it and these fans in MSG can’t believe it as well considering what Cameron went through earlier in the night! Oasis crawling outside of the ring, Oasis going underneath the ring as he pulls out A BARBWIRE BOARD!!! OASIS SENDING THE BARBWIRE BOARD INTO THE RING!! And he isn’t done as he slides out a black bag?!?!? And he sends it inside the ring! Cameron has found a steel chain from those variety of weapons that came from the trash can, Oasis making his way inside the ring gingerly considering what his nuts have been through!
Stew: Cameron SWINGS THE CHAIN!! SHE CONNECTS WITH THE CHAIN INTO THE RIBS OF SCOTT OASIS!! Cameron grabbing Oasis by his head! BITCH CAMP! NO OASIS!! PUSHES HER OFF! HE RUNS AT CAMERON CONNECTING WITH A HUGE LARIAT!! KNOCKING CAMERON OFF HER FEET!! Oasis grabbing that steel chain and this is not good at all if you are a fan of Cameron as Oasis, USING THAT STEEL CHAIN LIKE A WHIP AND BEGINS WHIPPING CAMERON WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!!
Mercer: OH MY GOD!! LOOK AT HER SKIN!! WELTS BEGINNING TO FORM WITH EVERY SICKENING SHOT WITH THE CHAIN!! OASIS ISN’T LETTING UP AS CAMERON SCREAMS IN PAIN WITH EVERY SINGLE BRUTAL BLOW OASIS DELIVERS!! Oasis dropping the chain as it’s like his own blood has managed to fire him up! Oasis grabbing Cameron up to her feet and he places her on his shoulders! OASIS RUNNING AROUND WITH CAMERON!!! RUNNING POWERSLAM INTO THE BARBWIRE BOARD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! CAMERON’S BODY LAYING IN THE BARBWIRE, FLESH BEING CUT AS SHE’S BLEEDING FROM HER ARMS, LEGS AND YOU GOT TO EXPECT HER BACK HAS BEEN LACERATED AS WELL!!! CAMERON ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN OFF OF THE BARBWIRE BOARD!!!
Stew: OASIS HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Mercer: CAMERON BARELY LIFTS HER SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!!! CAMERON IS STILL ALIVE AND SCOTT OASIS CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Oasis looking around before his eyes catch that black bag he brought in earlier, Oasis slowly making his way over to the bag, and he rises up with it looking around at this arena with a sinister smile! AND IT’S THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF SHARDS OF GLASS!!! I WAS EXPECTING TACKS BUT IT’S SHARDS OF GLASS!! OASIS IS LOOKING AROUND BEFORE DROPPING THE BAG.. HE PULLS CAMERON UP TO HER FEET!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE PSYCHO DRIVER!!!! INTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!! HE CONNE-!! CAMERON IS ABLE TO LAND ON HER FEET!!! OASIS RUNS AT HER!!
Stew: CAMERON QUICKLY SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO SCOTT OASIS!!! Oasis is still standing Cameron makes her way over to him as she has him hooked by the head, BITCH CAMP!! SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER RIGHT INTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!! CAMERON HOOKS THE LEG OF SCOTT OASIS!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Mercer: NO!! OASIS KICKS OUT!! CAMERON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! NOBODY CAN BELIEVE AS THIS PLACE HAS LIT UP!!! Cameron wrapping that chain from earlier around her leg as Oasis is on all floors and looks up on his knees.. GODDESS TOUCH!!! RUNNING ENZIGURI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND HER LEG!!! AS SHE FALLS INTO THE COVER!!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“ULTRAnumb” (Exterminated Remix) by Blue Stahli plays as Cameron rolls off Oasis as both of them remain laid out but the referee hands Cameron the EAW Openweight Championship and begins helping her up to her feet)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL….. THE EAW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! CAMERONNNNNN ELLAAA AVAAA!!!!
Stew-O: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Cameron Ella Ava has just defended the EAW Openweight Championship in not only a Street Fight, only against Scott Oasis, but after a hellacious Ladder Match earlier in the night! Congratulations to Cam here in this match!
Jake Mercer: Scott Oasis had this match won! HE HAD IT! She did pull off a major upset against one of the most destructive forces on the EAW roster, but just imagine if Scott had won that belt! He would be on top of the world right now!
(Cameron Ella Ava celebrates her victory while shambling around the ring, barely able to hold either championship, as she rolls out of the ring and limps her way up the ramp.)
(The video boots up with the Pain for Pride XI Logo being put on display… )
Narrator: On March 31st, 2018… the path of Pain for Pride XI begins with the spectacle everyone has been waiting for! So prepare… FOR THE RAMPAGE!
(“Killers” by Lupe Fiasco plays with scenes from the latest and greatest Grand Rampage matches being highlighted.)
Narrator: Thirty elitists join the war… only one winner is able to walk away with the greatest prize of them all: a championship opportunity at the biggest event of the year in Pain for Pride XI! Join us live when we broadcast from Pasadena, California for… THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
(The Grand Rampage advertisement shows with the March 31st, 2018 date along with the venue of The Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California!)
(A match graphic appears on the titantron for the match between Nico Borg and Nasir Escobar for the EAW Answers World Championship as a video package follows! It details dominance that Nico Borg has had over the Dynasty roster with his reign as Invictus, his undefeated streak as the Cash in the Vault Winner and EAW Answers World Champion, along with the challengers that have fallen to him to keep his championship. The other side of the coin details the rise of Nasir Escobar with his feud with CM Bank$, his failed opportunities in the Glass Wallz Match and the Elimination Chamber Match, and finally being named the number one contender by StarrStan as the final hope for the Dynasty brand. The video ends with both men staring down one another with the EAW Answers World Championship hanging between them.)
Stew-O: IT’S TIME, JAKE! THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND THIS IS GOING TO BE A HELLACIOUS WAR BETWEEN TWO OF THE BEST ELITISTS ON THE DYNASTY ROSTER! The undefeated and unconquered champion in Invictus whose streak spans a total of 251 days on being undefeated with Nico Borg defends his EAW Answers World Championship against the resident underdog and the man that every fan is rallying behind tonight to be able to pull off the upset in Nasir Escobar!
Jake Mercer: Not only that, but the fans have chosen the battlefield in which these two men will do battle and let me tell you, tonight won’t be pretty! It will be hellacious, it will be destructive, and it will be a chaotic struggle to see who will walk out with this championship! This match is going to be something that the entire world will be talking about and I’m pumped to see this fight go down!
Ring Announcer: The following contest IS A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!! There will be no count-outs, no disqualifications, no pinfalls, and no submissions! The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent to where he is unable to answer the referee’s count of ten!
(“I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basement blasts from the speakers to where Nasir Escobar skips out onto the stage with the entire audience packed inside Madison Square Garden starts to erupt in adulation for the man! He smiles and looks at the sea of people in attendance before he marches down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans and generally excited to be here, as he walks up to the steps where he starts to rally the fans!)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… he is from Newark, New Jersey… weighing in at 212 pounds… “The Child of Prophecy”… “The Man of Miracles”… “The Best Wrestler Alive”… NAASSSIIIIRRRRR ESSCCCOOOBBBAAAARRRRR!!!
Stew-O: This is the moment that he has been waiting for his entire career! He doesn’t have to go through two competitors, three competitors, or even six! No Elimination Chamber or Grand Rampage to have to take on! A singles match between himself and the EAW Answers World Champion in a Last Man Standing Match to determine who will be the one to carry the prestigious prize on their shoulder!
Jake Mercer: Now, he’s walked into The Lion’s Den and is about to be feasted upon though, Stew! He’s facing a man that has been undefeated for this entire season on Dynasty so far and what will happen if he fails this time? There will be no excuses, there will be nothing to fall back upon, and it will just be his inadequacy to get the job done that he will have to place blame upon!
(“You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen echoes throughout Madison Square Garden when we watch Nico Borg step out to the ring with the EAW Answers World Championship placed on his shoulder. Followed by his manager in Sebastian Monroe, both proud individuals march down the ramp with the entire crowd against them, screaming their hatred and disdain at them. They both enter the ring with Nico raising the championship high to flaunt at Nasir and taunt at the crowd while Monroe takes centerstage with a microphone in his hand.)
Sebastian Monroe: Ladies and gentlemen, my name IS SEBASTIAN MONROE! Tonight, fighting out of the corner reserved for the UNCONQUERABLE… UNBROKEN… AND UNDEFEATED CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS! He weighed in tonight at 196 pounds of sheer perfection! He is the REIGNING… DEFENDING… UNDISPUTED EAW ANSWERS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! THE MALTESE FALCON THAT HAS ASCENDED TO HEIGHTS YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF! THE PORPHYROGENE THAT WAS CRAFTED IN THE HANDS OF GOD HIMSELF! THE MAN THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN THE TITLE OF INVICTUS ORDAINED BY SAID GOD! NIIICCCCOOOOO BOOORRRGGGGGGGG!!!
Stew-O: Sebastian Monroe always knows how to make an introduction for his champion and now, he leaves Nico Borg while he comes to join us at ringside to watch this chaos unfold! Nico looks confident in that tonight, he will walk out of the match with the EAW Answers World Championship still in his possession!
Jake Mercer: Why shouldn’t he be, Stew? No other man has came close to ending the unprecedented reign of Nico Borg on this roster and now, he stands in the ring with a man that has yet to even come close to being known as the EAW Answers World Champion! I’m a firm believer in Invictus remaining that way and now, it’s time to see what happens!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The main event has been called to start and with the stakes as high as they are tonight, this is bound to be a match that you don’t want to miss! Under Last Man Standing rules, these men are going to meet in the ultimate test of endurance to see who will be known as the EAW Answers World Champion and who will walk out with nothing but disappointment! Nico Borg and Nasir Escobar both stare with intensity between them BEFORE THEY RUSH TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER FOR THE GRAPPLE TO TRY TO TAKE THE OTHER MAN DOWN! NICO USES HIS STRENGTH TO THROW NASIR OVER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! The blatant stare of confidence put on display with that toss from Nico as Nasir shakes his head at this before circling around the ring RETURNING WITH THE LOCK-UP ONCE AGAIN! NICO LIFTS NASIR OFF OF THE CANVAS AND SUPLEXES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS BEFORE SMACKING HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HE STARTS TO MOCK THE CHALLENGER! Nico is taunting Nasir at this point, looking to be trying to get inside of the challenger’s head, as it could be working with the frustrated expression that is being made here with him! So much of that brash confidence at work here from the champion!
Jake Mercer: Confidence that he has deserved, Stew! Remember, this man is undefeated in every match he has been in with Dynasty since his return to the brand! There’s no way he wouldn’t be confident against Nasir Escobar! Nasir stands on his feet with determination AS HE LOCKS HORNS AGAIN WITH NICO BEFORE NICO DROPS HIM WITH THE SNAPMARE RIGHT DOWN INTO THE RING! HOLD UP! NASIR GRAPPLES HIM WITH HIS LEGS TO CATCH HIS HEAD! NOPE! NICO KIPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH NASIR ROLLING UP TO HIS! NICO SPINS FOR THE DISCUS LARIAT, BUT NASIR CATCHES HIM FOR HIS OWN SNAPMARE TO BE DROPPED TO THE CANVAS! NICO FOLLOWS SUIT WITH THE GRAPPLE OF HIS LEGS TO THE MAN’S HEAD BEFORE NASIR KIPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET HIMSELF! BOTH MEN GOING BACK-AND-FORTH WITH THE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! DROPKICK! NICO LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND BLASTS NASIR IN THE FACE WITH A DROPKICK TO REGAIN CONTROL! Nasir rolls around holding his face when Nico makes his way back over towards his opponent LIFTING HIM UP FROM HIS FEET BEFORE HOISTING HIM IN THE AIR FOR WHAT COULD BE A BRAINBUSTER!
Stew-O: I DON’T THINK SO! NASIR ESCOBAR FLIPS HIS WAY OUT OF THE BRAINBUSTER AND LANDS BEHIND NICO BORG WHEN HE MAKES A SPRINT TOWARDS THE ROPES! Nasir bounces off the ropes and returns to a turning Nico LEAPING IN THE AIR TO CATCH HIM FOR THE RUNNING HURRICANRANA! NO! NICO USES HIS STRENGTH ONCE MORE TO KEEP HIMSELF STANDING AS HE HAS CONTROL OF THE LEGS OF NASIR! HE THROWS NASIR IN THE AI– JUMPMAN DROPKICK! NASIR USES THE MOMENTUM OF THE TOSS INTO THE AIR TO LAND A FALLING DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION TO SEND NICO ROLLING OUT TO THE OUTSIDE! Nico stands outside holding his chest while Nasir sprints to the ropes BOUNCING BACK AS HE RUSHES TO THE OUTSIDE FOR THE SOMERSAULT SENTON RIGHT INTO NICO! A BEAUTIFUL MOVE RIGHT THERE THAT SENDS BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! REMEMBER, THERE IS NO COUNT-OUTS IN THIS MATCH SO THESE MEN CAN FIGHT ALL THROUGHOUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN THIS ONE!
Jake Mercer: Nasir Escobar pulls himself onto the ring apron while Nico Borg starts to use the announce table to climb himself back up to his feet WITH NASIR LEAPING OFF THE APRON FOR A DIVING LARIAT! OH MY! NICO JUST CLOCKS NASIR WITH ONE OF THE CAMERAS FROM THE ANNOUNCE TABLE THAT SENDS HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR! THIS IS WHAT WILL BE THE REAL START OF THIS LAST MAN STANDING MATCH, THE INCLUSION OF ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO BECOME CHAMPION, AND THAT’S WHAT NICO DOES IN MATCHES LIKE THIS! Nico drops the camera and walks over to Nasir STOMPING ON HIS STOMACH BEFORE PULLING HIM UP TO HIS FEET TO THROW HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! NASIR! NASIR JUST SPUN HIMSELF OUT AND THROWS NICO INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS THEY ALMOST EXPLODED FROM THE IMPACT! Nasir leans on the ring apron while cradling his head from that blow taken by the camera as the referee comes in to start the count on Nico!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!…
Stew-O: NICO BORG USES THE STEEL STEPS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET IN TIME! Nico Borg turns around MET WITH A SHOT FROM THE KENDO SHINAI FROM NASIR ESCOBAR THAT CRACKLES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! NASIR JUST TEEING OFF INTO NICO AS WELTS START TO FORM ONTO THE BODY OF THE CHAMPION AS HE’S FORCED TO RETREAT BACK INTO THE RING! Nasir sees an opportunity as he climbs onto the canvas with the kendo shinai MAKING HIS WAY UP ON THE TOP ROPE! WHAT IS HE DOING? Nico pulls himself to his feet as he turns around TO WHERE NASIR DIVES FOR A SHOT RIGHT INTO HIS SKULL! WAIT! NICO CATCHES HIM AS HE DROPS THE KENDO SHINAI! OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! THE IMPACT BOUNCES NASIR ON THE CANVAS AS HE ROLLS BACK TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE NICO TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER TO HIM WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE! Sebastian Monroe is over here shouting to the crowd about this being a showcase of what a real champion is like as Nico slides out of the ring to join Nasir on the outside GRABBING HIM AND TOSSING HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! NASIR IS DRIVEN HARD INTO THE BARRICADE AS NICO STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE BEFORE DRAGGING HIM OVER TO SLAM HIS FACE INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS! The champion is just punishing the challenger for even thinking about taking him on for the EAW Answers World Championship at this point!
Jake Mercer: JUST LIKE HE SHOULD BE, STEW! Nico Borg is the pinnacle of what you want in a champion and now, he’s just reminding Nasir Escobar where his place is in the kingdom of Invictus, all while he just beats into him with punches and kicks! WAIT! NASIR’S FIGHTING BACK! HE STARTS THROWING PUNCHES OF HIS OWN AND NICO RESPONDS WITH EGGING HIM ON TO THROW MORE! WHAT A WAR BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN! OH MY! NICO JUST LAUNCHES NASIR INTO THE BARRICADE LIKE A RAG DOLL AGAIN WITH NASIR JUST COLLAPSING ONTO THE FLOOR! Nico watches as he lies there before lining him up SPRINTING IN FOR A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS FACE WITH NASIR’S SKULL BOUNCING OFF THE BARRICADE! NICO HOISTS NASIR OFF HIS FEET AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AS HE DROPS HIM ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE WITH A USHIGOROSHI! NASIR’S SPINE JUST DROPPED ONTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE THAT SENDS HIM COLLAPSING INTO THE CROWD AS WE SEE NICO MOCKING THEM WHILE THE REFEREE COUNTS!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!
Stew-O: NASIR ESCOBAR CLIMBS HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET AT THE FOUR-COUNT WITH THE HELP OF THE BARRICADE, THROWING HIS BODY BACK INTO THE RING AREA, WITH NICO BORG NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT THIS! Nico grabs Nasir by the head as he drags him to his feet LOOKING OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE POST AS HE THROWS HIM STRAIGHT INTO IT! NASIR SPINS OUT OF IT AND SMACKS NICO’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH NICO DROPPING TO A KNEE! Nasir holds onto the back of his spine from that Ushigoroshi on the barricade to where he walks to the other side of the ring to where he has a clear shot! He points over towards Nico RUSHING TOWARDS HIM FOR THE SOARING DRAGON STRIKE! THE SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLE RIGHT INTO A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! NICO SHOOTS HIMSELF UP TO STRIKE WITH A STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO WHERE NASIR COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE! THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!…
Jake Mercer: NASIR ESCOBAR IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH HIM LEANING ON THE RING APRON TO KEEP HIM STANDING! Nico… NICO BORG IS ALREADY AT WORK AS HE’S JUST THROWING CHAIR AFTER CHAIR INTO THE RING! HE’S GOT TO HAVE LIKE SIX OR SEVEN CHAIRS ALREADY TOSSED INTO THE RING! He pulls out one more to have with him as he makes his way over towards Nasir STRIKING WITH THE EDGE OF THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS STOMACH! Nasir collapses down to his hands and knees WHERE NICO JUST CRACKS THE STEEL CHAIR ACROSS HIS SPINE WITH A VIOLENT IMPACT! NASIR IS JUST CURLING IN AGONY ON THE OUTSIDE AS NICO SLIDES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BACK INTO THE INSIDE! He opens up the steel chair and places it into the center of the ring TAKING A SEAT AS HE TAUNTS TO THE CROWD AND BECKONS TO NASIR TO GET INTO THE RING WHILE THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!…
Stew-O: NASIR ESCOBAR IS ABLE TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET! THIS MAN HAS NO QUIT, A FIGHTING SPIRIT THAT WILL NO BE QUELLED, AND HE’S DETERMINED MORE THAN EVER TO WALK OUT TONIGHT WITH THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON HIS SHOULDER! Nasir rolls back into the ring with Nico stomping on the back of his head before picking him up! Nico starts screaming to him and mocking him about believing he’s a hero for Dynasty BEFORE NASIR SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF NICO’S MOUTH TO WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT SPARK STILL IN THE EYES OF THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE! HE WILL NOT DIE! OH, BUT A KNEE TO THE STOMACH BY NICO ALMOST FORCES HIM TO COLLAPSE ONCE MORE ONTO THE CANVAS! Nico walks over and opens another chair to where he sets it beside the one he had already opened! He returns back to Nasir LIFTING HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE MARCHES TOWARDS THE TWIN OPEN CHAIRS FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A MALTESE CROSS RIGHT INTO THEM!
Jake Mercer: NASIR ESCOBAR DOESN’T GO DOWN INTO THE CHAIRS AS HE STRIKES WITH HIS KNEES INTO THE SIDE OF NICO BORG’S HEAD! Nico drops Nasir on his feet to where Nasir backpedals into the ropes RETURNING WITH A LARIAT TO DROP BOTH MEN DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! Both men start to push themselves up to their feet WITH NICO CRACKING NASIR IN THE SKULL WITH A STEEL CHAIR THAT LAYS HIM OUT! NICO HAS TURNED THINGS BACK INTO WHAT HE WAS HOPING FOR AS HE PULLS NASIR UP TO HIS FEET! He drags him over towards the twin pair of open steel chairs HOOKING HIM BY THE NECK AS HE LOOKS TO DROP HIM INTO THEM WITH A REVERSE STO! ELBOW STRIKE! ELBOW! ELBOW! NASIR FIRES WITH THE ELBOWS TO STUN NICO LONG ENOUGH TO WHERE HE CAN SPIN BEHIND HIM AND HOOK HIM BY HIS ARMS! ANGELIC FURY! NASIR THROWS NICO BORG BACK INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH THE HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX TO WHERE THEY CRUMBLE UNDER HIS WEIGHT! NICO ROLLS AROUND HOLDING HIS STOMACH FROM THE PAIN WHILE NASIR SITS UP WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE! THE REFEREE COMES IN AND STARTS TO COUNT WHILE NASIR STUMBLES HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!…
Stew-O: NICO BORG ROLLS ON THE OUTSIDE TO WHERE HE CAN LAND ON HIS FEET AS THE REFEREE STOPS HIS COUNT! NASIR ESCOBAR STARTS TO NOD HIS HEAD AND SCREAM WITH A PASSIONATE CRY BEFORE HE SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AS HE COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER SOMERSAULT SENTON INTO NICO TO THE OUTSIDE! LOOK AT THAT! THE STRENGTH IT TAKES NICO TO BE ABLE TO CATCH NASIR IN MID-AIR LIKE THAT IS CRAZY AND NOW, HE’S GOING TOWARDS THE RING APRON! POWERBOMB INTO THE RING APRON! NICO ALMOST SNAPS NASIR’S SPINE LIKE A TWIG WITH THAT MOVE WITH NASIR ALMOST COLLAPSING ONTO THE FLOOR, BUT NICO GRABS HIM TO THROW HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! THE HARD CRASH OF HIS SHOULDER INTO THE STEEL STEPS BRINGS OUT A HOWLING PAIN FROM NASIR BEFORE NICO LOOKS AT HIS OPPONENT WITH SEETHING ANGER! He marches over there and hooks Nico by his neck to where he climbs up on the top of the steel steps with him, screaming to the fans that this is over as he hoists Nasir high in the air, dangling him up there for a while BEFORE SPIKING HIM DOWN ON THE STEEL STEPS WITH A SPIKE BRAINBUSTER! NASIR ROLLS DOWN THE STEPS OF THE STEEL STEPS TO WHERE THE REFEREE COMES IN TO START THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!…
Jake Mercer: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! NICO BORG WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET A SEVEN-COUNT FROM THAT SAVAGE BRAINBUSTER TO THE STEEL STEPS WITH NASIR ESCOBAR PUSHING HIS BODY UP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! A livid EAW Answers World Champion diverts his attention towards the underside of the ring as he grabs something down there PULLING OUT A GLASS TABLE FROM IT! THESE WERE RESERVED FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT THE START OF THE NIGHT, BUT NOW THEY SEEM TO BE PUT TO GOOD USE WITH! Nasir rolls himself back into the ring while Nico slides the glass table into the ring and goes with him! Nico stands back to his feet and grabs the glass table to where he lifts it up, setting it up in the corner, before he pats it out of pride! He turns back around SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A STEEL CHAIR BY NASIR THAT DROPS NICO DOWN TO A KNEE FROM THE SHOT! Nasir pulls Nico up to his feet THROWING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES! Nico rebounds off the ropes before returning to Nasir MEETING HIM WITH ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Nasir is now dazed AS NICO THROWS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS TO GO FOR THE LAST RITES! NASIR FINDS A WAY TO DROP DOWN AND OUT OF THE LAST RITES BEFORE HE SPINS AROUND AND PULLS NICO IN FROM BEHIND! HE SPINS HIM AROUND IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH THE PULSE BOMB! BLUE THUNDER BOMB LANDS TO WHERE NASIR STARTS TO CLAMOR FOR THE REFEREE TO START THE COUNT ON NICO!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!…
Stew-O: NICO BORG USES THE TOP ROPE TO PICK HIMSELF UP BACK TO HIS FEET, WOBBLING AS HE’S BARELY ABLE TO STAND, WITH NASIR ESCOBAR MARCHING OVER AND GRABBING A STEEL CHAIR FROM THE MASSIVE COLLECTION IN THE RING! He opens it up and sets it in the middle of the ring before he grabs Nico THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES! NICO BOUNCES FROM THE ROPES BACK TO NASIR WHERE HE LIFTS NICO UP FOR A SECOND PULSE BOMB! BLUE THUNDER BOMB AGAIN AND THIS TIME, HE PUTS NICO RIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR WITH THE PULSE BOMB! HE CALLS THE REFEREE TO MAKE THE COUNT AGAIN BEFORE HE GOES TO THE OUTSIDE!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!…
Jake Mercer: NICO BORG ROLLS HIS WAY TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, HOLDING ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE TO KEEP HIMSELF STANDING ON HIS FEET, AS NASIR ESCOBAR LOOKS ON WITH A FRUSTRATED LOOK ON HIS FACE! Nasir goes under the ring and searches for something… PULLING OUT A GLASS TABLE OF HIS OWN WITH THE CROWD ERUPTING IN CHEERS FOR HIM! Nasir slides the glass table into the ring before rolling into the ring himself as he picks himself up to his feet! He grabs the table and carries it over towards the turnbuckle, opening the legs out to where he can set it up, as the table is standing in front of the turnbuckle! He looks out to Madison Square Garden as the noise of the crowd is deafening right now ONLY FOR NASIR TO BE SMACKED WITH A STEEL CHAIR FROM BEHIND! BUT WAIT? NICO IS STILL HANGING ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE TO KEEP HIMSELF STANDING FROM BEING MADE TO ENDURE TWO PULSE BOMBS! SO… WHO’S IN THE RING?
Stew-O: IT’S JACOB SENN! JACOB SENN HAS JUST INTERFERED IN THE MATCH AND CRACKED HIM WITH NOT JUST A STEEL CHAIR, BUT A BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR JUST LIKE THE ONE HE USED ON THE HEART BREAK BOY EARLIER HERE TONIGHT! JACOB STARTS DRIVING THAT BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF NASIR MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE HE FINALLY OPENS IT UP, THE BARBED-WIRE WRAPPED AROUND THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR, AS HE DRAGS NASIR OVER TO WHERE HE SLAMS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE BARBED-WIRE! NASIR IS HELPLESS TO BE FORCED TO REMAIN ON THE STEEL CHAIR, THIS LAST MAN STANDING MATCH TAKING A TOLL ON HIS BODY, AS SENN DOES HIS GUN POINT TAUNT TOWARDS HIM BEFORE SPRINTING BACK INTO THE ROPES! SHADOW STEP! JACOB BURIES NASIR’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR AS HE LAUGHS AT THE CROWD WITH PRIDE! JACOB NOT ONLY HAS BEEN BROUGHT BACK INTO THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DIVISION, BUT HE’S MAKING IT KNOWN THAT NASIR HAS NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN ABOUT TO WHERE HE’S COSTING HIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP HE FOUGHT SO HARD TO ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE! Jacob exits through the middle rope as security rushes out to try and bring him in, but the damage is already done! As security escorts Jacob out of the arena, the referee stands above Nasir and looks to see Nico still standing as he rolls back into the ring! Nico pushes himself up and leans against the turnbuckle, laughing at the events that have unfolded, as he taunts the crowd about remaining undefeated now WHILE THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!… NINE!…
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! IT CAN’T BE! I’M SHOCKED! STEW’S SHOCKED! MONROE’S SHOCKED! NASIR ESCOBAR HAS JUST STOOD UP RIGHT BEFORE THE COUNT OF TEN, BARELY ABLE TO STAND AS HE WOBBLES AROUND THE RING, PUTTING UP HIS FISTS TO PREPARE TO FIGHT WITH A GASH OPENED ON HIS FOREHEAD! THE CRIMSON BLOOD POURING ON HIS FACE AS YOU CAN STILL SEE THAT PASSION BURNING THROUGH THE ROSE VEIL OF BLOOD! Nico looks at him with fury as he spins towards him DROPPING HIM WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT TO THE CANVAS AS HE QUICKLY LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND TURNS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! He walks beside the glass table and starts to climb the turnbuckle, lifting his opponent up with him as he looks out towards the sea of fans that are in attendance here at Madison Square Garden! He makes it to the top right before hooking him from the back of the head FALLING BACK INTO THE GLASS TABLE WITH NASIR ESCOBAR! THE TOP ROPE MALTESE CROSS! AN OVER-THE-SHOULDER BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER RIGHT OFF OF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE GLASS TABLE THAT HAS JUST EXPLODED ALL OVER THE RING! BOTH MEN JUST BURIED INTO THE RUBBLE OF GLASS SHARDS SCATTERED AMONGST THE CANVAS AS THE REFEREE STARTS TO COUNT BOTH MEN DOWN FOR THE COUNT! IF HE REACHES THE TEN-COUNT WITH BOTH MEN DOWN, NICO BORG WILL RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP DUE TO A DRAW!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!…
Stew-O: LOOK! NICO BORG HAS MADE IT TO HIS FEET AS HE LEANS BACK INTO THE ROPES TO WATCH IF NASIR ESCOBAR WILL BE ABLE TO DO THE SAME AS HE’S ONLY BEEN ABLE TO ROLL ONTO HIS CHEST WITH BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
Referee: SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!… NINE!…
Stew-O: HE DOES IT! NASIR ESCOBAR USES THE MIDDLE ROPE TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET TO STOP THE COUNT OF THE REFEREE! THE INDOMITABLE SPIRIT OF A HERO, THE UNFLINCHING PASSION THAT HE HAS STORED INSIDE OF HIM, AND THE DETERMINATION TO BE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING THIS MAN GOING! Nico Borg is just left in a state of awe and shock at the way that Nasir Escobar continues to fight through the pain to be able to keep going standing back up to fight! Nico walks over towards Nasir, lifting him up to his face as he screams that the championship will stay his, MEETING HIS FACE WITH A HARD SLAP AS THE PAINT OF BLOOD STAINS HIS HAND! Nasir collapses to a knee just from the slap when Nico hooks him between his legs LIFTING HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE CARRIES HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! LAST RITES! THE POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER CONNECTS AS NICO’S KNEES ARE DRIVEN RIGHT INTO NASIR’S SPINE! NICO SCREAMS FOR THE REFEREE TO START THE COUNT AS THE REFEREE DOES SO!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!… NINE!…
Jake Mercer: HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS POSSIBLE? USING THE ROPES, NASIR ESCOBAR CONTINUES TO STAND BACK TO HIS FEET AND CONTINUE THIS FIGHT WITH NICO BORG! WHAT ELSE DOES INVICTUS HAVE TO DO TO BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS MAN DOWN? HE’S LITERALLY DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO BE ABLE TO PUT HIM AWAY, BUT HE HAS YET TO BE ABLE TO DO SO! Nico Borg limps behind him and hoists him on his shoulders TURNING AROUND TOWARDS THAT GLASS TABLE HE SET UP EARLIER AS HE’S LOOKING TO HIT HIM WITH THE MILVIAN BRIDGE RIGHT INTO THAT GLASS TABLE! THERE’S NO WAY… AND I MEAN NO WAY THAT NASIR WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS! NICO GOES TO GRAB NASIR’S HAND TO GET HIM IN THE STRAIGHTJACKET… BUT NASIR LANDS AN ELBOW ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! A SECOND! A THIRD! NICO IS STUNNED WHERE HE STANDS AS NASIR HOPS OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS, ALMOST LOSING HIS BALANCE FROM THE TOLL HIS BODY HAS TAKEN IN THIS MATCH, BUT HE CATCHES HIMSELF AND PULLS NICO IN FROM BEHIND! ANGELIC FURY! THE HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE GLASS TABLE THAT WAS BEHIND THEM! THE GLASS SHARDS EXPLODE ALL OVER THE RING TO WHERE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IS ON THEIR FEET! NASIR PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND WITH THE FIRE STILL IN HIS BELLY, HE MARCHES ACROSS THE RING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE, AS THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!…
Stew-O: HE’S DONE IT! NICO BORG HAS MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET WHILE HE STANDS IN THE TURNBUCKLE, USING IT TO PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT NASIR ESCOBAR ALREADY HAS HIM LINED UP! HE SPRINTS RIGHT TOWARDS NICO AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE HIM OUT RIGHT NOW! ETHER! THE RUNNING BIG BOOT INTO THE CORNER TO WHERE NICO COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS ONCE AGAIN! Nasir shakes his head and walks back into the turnbuckle as he watches, stalking the champion at this point with that blood-stained scowl of fury on his face, ALL WHILE THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT AGAIN!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!… NINE!…
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! NICO BORG IS STILL FIGHTING IN THIS MATCH AS HE SHOWS THAT NASIR ESCOBAR ISN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN KEEP HIMSELF GOING WHEN HIS BACK IS AGAINST THE WALL! Nasir starts to rush, but then he looks down on the canvas, seeing the bloody barbed-wire chair that Jacob Senn introduced into this match through his interference! Nas drops down and picks it up, walking towards the corner, meeting with Nico AS HE DRIVES THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS STOMACH! Nas lifts Nico’s head back up AND WEDGES THE CHAIR INTO HIS HEAD AS THE ENTIRE SEAT COVERS HIS FACE! Nasir Escobar steps back towards the turnbuckle corner as he can’t do this! HE CAN’T DO THIS TO INVICTUS! THE MAN THAT HAS REIGNED OVER DYNASTY WITH AUTHORITY! NASIR SPRINTS IN! ETHER! THE HELLUVA KICK ONCE AGAIN, BUT RIGHT INTO THE BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR TO SMASH INTO NICO’S FACE! NO! YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD BEING POURED OUT OF THE LACERATION CREATED ON NICO’S FOREHEAD! NICO COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AS NASIR ATTEMPTS TO KEEP HIMSELF STANDING TO WATCH TO SEE IF HE HAS FINALLY DONE IT! HAS NASIR FINALLY BECOME A WORLD CHAMPION IN EAW?
Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!… SEVEN!… EIGHT!… NINE!… TEN! RING THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basement plays in the background as the entire arena of Madison Square Garden erupts with praise and joy before Nasir Escobar collapses to the floor! He picks himself up with his bloodied face and takes the EAW Answers World Championship from the referee with a tear running down his crimson face in pride!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND NNNNEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW EAW ANNNNSSSSSWWWEEEERRRRSSSS WOOOORRRRRRLLLLDDDDDDD CHHHHAAAMMMMMPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNN… NAASSSIIIIRRRRR ESSCCCOOOBBBAAAARRRRR!!!
Stew-O: HE’S DONE IT! HE’S ACTUALLY DONE IT! NASIR ESCOBAR IS YOUR NEW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! NOT ONLY HAS HE BEEN CROWNED THE CHAMPION, BUT HE HAS ENDED THE STREAK OF INVICTUS HERE TONIGHT! THE ODDS WERE ALL AGAINST NASIR, THE DECK WAS STACKED AGAINST HIM FROM THE START, AND YET HE WAS STILL ABLE TO PRESERVE AND PUSH FORWARD TO BE KNOWN AS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! WHAT A NIGHT THIS IS!
Jake Mercer: You mean what a HORRIBLE night this is, Stew! One of the greatest winning streaks of all time has just ended because of Nasir Escobar! A phenomenal world champion has just be dethroned because of Nasir Escobar! Nico Borg reigned supreme on the Dynasty roster for so long and now that Nasir Escobar has become the champion, what will we expect from Nasir?
Stew-O: To be an even better champion than Nico Borg was! Nasir Escobar now holds the EAW Answers World Championship and with that, this is how the show ends! Finally, Dynasty has a new world champion and a new person on the helm! What will be next for our champion? Find out when we return to Friday Night Dynasty! Thank you Madison Square Garden and everyone around the world… good night!
(Nasir Escobar stands to his feet and lifts the EAW Answers World Championship high in the air, confetti pouring down from the skies as a standing ovation is given to him, with Tarah Nova rushing down the ramp to meet with Nasir in the ring! She gives him a large hug and a kiss of congratulations before Nasir goes over towards the turnbuckle, standing up high in it as he raises the EAW Answers World Championship, while the camera finally fades to black… )
( EAW logo buzzes )