( Camera fades backstage to Y2Impact staring angrily into the camera )
Y2Impact: ….. Ladies and Gentlemen……..
( Camera fades to Regulator )
Regulator: You are looking at the next….
( Camera fades to Adam )
Adam: The Next….
( Camera fades backstage to StereoRaptor )
StereoRaptor: The Next..
( Camera fades to Johnny Bad Blood )
Johnny Bad Blood: The Next…
( Camera fades to Robbie V )
Robbie V: National-Extreme-Champion…
( Camera fades to Carlos )
Carlos: Tag Team Champions…
( Camera fades to Regulator )
( Camera fades to Mr DEDEDE )
Mr DEDEDE: World Heavyweight Champion…
( Camera fades to 2xtreme )
Mike Vandal: The Next Big Thing…
( Camera fades to Jaywalker )
Jaywalker: The next leader… of this Company…
Y2Impact: Of this Brand….
StereoRaptor: Of this Sport…
Johnny Bad Blood: of this Lifestyle..
Regulator: of this business..
Carlos: Of this Industry…
Mr DEDEDE: Of E-feds… And Entertainment… And It’s all in your hands…..
Carlos: In Your Hands….
Regulator: In Your Hands..
Adam: In Your Hands…
Cena29: In Your Hands…
Jaywalker: In Your Hands…
Y2Impact: In MY….Hands……
( “War” by Sick Puppies plays as the Reckless Wiring intro video shows a highlight reel of all of Dynasty’s extremists, and we cut to the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida where the screen bar shows the venue, as well as the capacity sold out crowd attendance. )
( The camera shows pyrotechnics shooting all over the arena over the cheer of the audience )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )
Announcer: The following is scheduled… for thee WOOOOOOORLD TAAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!
( Stereoraptor’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: First making his way to the ring… Weighing in at 325 POOOOUNDS….. STEREOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Raptor is the name, EXPLOSIVE is the game! This could easily become Raptors night to shine, he’s experienced in tag team matches and the opposition that he and his partner have may be enough to take home the gold. Ladies and gentlemen I’m Stew-O sitting alongside EAW legend and future Hall of Famer, Masters, and I’d like to welcome you to the inaugural EAW RECKLESS WIRING! We’ve waited so long for this event and so have these rabid EAW fans, we are SOLD OUT tonight here in the American Airlines Arena,
Masters: It is HOT in Miami! This crowd is on fire, and I’m ready to go myself Stew, I am pumped!
Stew-O: It’s a big night not only for Dynasty as a brand but EAW as a company, a lot is on the line this evening – various championships, and the status of Vice President of the company itself!
( Carlos’ music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: And his partner….. From Baton Rouge, Louisiana… weighing in at 237 POOOOOOOUNDS…. CAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOS!!!!
Masters: Carlos knows his way around the ring, period. So him being an asset to this somewhat impromptu tag team between he and Raptor is almost a non-negotiable, his skill can’t be questioned!
Stew-O: You don’t say?
Masters: Oh, I DO say!
( Mickey Masterson’s music plays as he comes out with both Tag Team title belts )
Announcer: And The opponent from Detroit, Michigan….. weighing in at 215 POOOOOUNDS….. MICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY MASTERSOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Stew-O: This is indeed survival for Masterson. When WWEFan stripped Extreme Enigma of his half of the Tag Team Title, he also barred Enigma from ringside. So if Extreme Enigma steps foot into this match, The Backstabbers may never hold the those belts again leaving Mickey in a place noone would ever want to be.
Masters: Mickey Masterson is looking into the eyes of both Carlos and Raptor, knowing that he may not leave the same after this.
Stew-O: Masterson now seems to be signaling towards the titantron… common sense says he’s got some help coming his way!
( Johnny Bad Blood’s music plays as he strolls out on his motorbike )
Masters: Johnny Bad Blood!???
Announcer: AND HIS PARTNER, from Nashville, Tennesee weighed in at 235 POOOOOOOOOUNDS….. JOHNNYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAD BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Masters: This had to be a HUGE Breath of fresh air for Mickey Masterson! He’s got someone to help him in what seemed like the impossible threat of Carlos and Stereoraptor! His chances in retention have doubled, maybe TRIPLED from before!
Stew-O: Raptor and Bad Blood are in the ring first, and Raptor is talking to his partner, Carlos and from behind JBB attacks with an elbow to the back of the neck! Bad Blood removes the turnbuckle padding, And Raptor is bent down as JBB hammers elbows into the spine, and JBB kicks at Raptor’s midsection repeatedly…
Masters: Raptor is getting up and JBB whips Raptor to the ropes…. but Raptor reverses with his own irish whip and as JBB gets up, Raptor nails a hip toss! JBB rolls over frantically to his corner, and tags in Mickey Masterson as Raptor runs full speed towards Mickey! But Mickey ducks and hits a shoulderblock while still on the apron, and Mickey springboards off of the ropes and hits a bulldog! There’s the first cover! OOOOOOOOONE, TWOOOOOO, KICKOUT from Raptor.
Stew-O: Mickey Masterson starting this match with an impressive move! And Raptor is already getting up as Mickey pulls Raptor for a whip, but NAILS the knee into the incoming SR, Mickey now twists the arm of Raptor and tags JBB back in! As JBB throws bodyshots and a kick RIGHT into the gut! Mickey returns back onto the apron after that quick tag, and JBB throws a vicious knife-edged chop into the sternum… But Raptor hits a HUGE uppercut! That righthand straight into the jaw as JBB falls over the middle rope! The “Jaw Breaking Bastard” has just had his jaw jacked!
Masters: Now Raptor lifts JBB high above his head, and goes over to Carlos as Carlos tags himself in… and now Carlos is on one knee in the ring as Raptor DROPS Johnny Bad Blood gutfirst into Carlos’ knee with the gorilla press slam!
Stew-O: And Carlos quickly hits the double kneedrop into the skull!! How grotesque is that?! Mr. C hooks the leg! One…. TWOOOO… but Bad Blood kicks out! Johnny Bad Blood isn’t in his best condition after that onslaught by Carlos & Raptor… and Carlos picks up JBB, but JBB reverses with the Sitout Jawbreaker! And Carlos is groggy, but Carlos backs into the ropes for the clothesline… but HOLD ON! Mickey Masterson from the outside sweeps Carlos’ leg as Carlos falls flat on his face! And Johnny Bad Blood is seated on the second turnbuckle, and drops an ELBOW into the back of Carlos’ skull ! Carlos tries with all of his might to crawl over to Raptor, but Johnny Bad Blood backs into the ropes and hits a CROSSBODY RIGHT on Carlos!
Masters: No sir! Carlos reverses that into an Armdrag! And Carlos locks in the Armbar as JBB is getting frantic! But Mickey Masterson pulls JBB’s leg over the bottom rope! And Raptor looks pissed off as he steps into the ring and CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING HIMSELF AND MASTERSON OUT OF THE RING! OHH the power! And Raptor is still on his Feet; he grabs and lifts Masterson above his head… and DROPS Mickey face first onto the steel guardrail! And now Raptor goes under the ring to grab a Steel Chair! Now in the ring Carlos is waiting for Bad Blood to get up, and Carlos charges at JBB….. But JBB GRABS the Steel Chair out of Raptor’s hands through the Ropes… and JBB SMASHES the Steel Chair over Carlos’ skull! Carlos has been taken down! And now JBB sets up Carlos…. OH NO!!!
Stew-O: Johnny Bad Blood locks in the Bad Blood Vice!!! JBB holds that deadly Bad Blood Vice in! Carlos is fighting and fading fast, he’s taking MORE out of him as he struggles to escape the hold! But now Carlos pushes his body towards the Turnbuckle! As JBB is backed into the Turnbuckle! Carlos is finding every way he can to escape the Hold! And Carlos pushes JBB as the back of JBB’s Head runs straight into the exposed Turnbuckle! JBB is forced to let go! And now Carlos falls to the ground as JBB stumbles towards the middle of the Ring… AND OUT OF NOWHERE STEREORAPTOR CHARGES IN THE RING AND HITS THE SPEAR!!!!! With that said, Carlos crawls over JBB with the pin! Onnnnneeee… TWOOOOOOOOOO…. but MASTERSON DRAGS JBB out of the ring!
Masters: Mickey Masterson wont take even a slight chance at losing his title! And Mickey is trying to help JBB recooperate…. BUT WOW!!! STEREORAPTOR IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS WITH A SENTON ONTO BOTH MEN!!!! THE 300 POUNDER, RAPTOR JUST HIT THAT INCREDIBLE MOVE!!! THE LAWS OF PHYSICS WERE TATTERED WITH THAT ONE! And now Carlos goes outside and sends Johnny Bad Blood into the ring; Johnny Bad Blood has to be aching all over from what he just faced! JBB is on his knees and eventually is back on his feet…. and Carlos wants to hit the INFINITE DISMISSAL!! But Wait a minute! JBB SWINGS HIS LEG, AND NAILS A PUNT KICK RIGHT INTO THE GROIN! Carlos falls lifelessly to the ground!!! This match is over!
Stew-O: Both JBB and Carlos have fallen to the canvas and Raptor is on his corner and is desperately calling over to Carlos to tag him in! Mickey Masterson is on his corner, as Johnny Bad Blood leaps at Mickey Masterson to tag him in! Carlos is aching in pain, that kick he took could paralyze a man… but Mickey Masterson, Steel Chair in hand TOSSES it into Raptor’s skull! As Raptor nearly falls off of the apron holding on with one hand! And just as Carlos is about to firmly stand, Mickey Masterson NAILS the SHINING WIZARD! Mickey Masterson pins! OOOOONEEEE…. TWOOOO!!!!…. but somehow and someway he kicks out! Mickey is shocked! I dont think there would have been any better time to win this match than now!
Masters: But Mickey’s first response is to head up the turnbuckle, signaling possibly the end of this match Masterson is up top, is screaming into the crowd… and DIVES FOR THE MOONSAULT!!!!!! ….. but Carlos rolls over and out of the way!!! As Mickey Masterson is sent hurtling into the canvas!!!! And now Mickey is on his hands & knees, and Carlos JUMPS and tags in the overzealous Stereoraptor! Mickey returns to his feet but is SENT DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Mickey pops back up, swings a right, but Raptor ducks and NAAILS the Spinebuster!!!! And now Johnny Bad Blood from leaps in with his beer bottle!!! AND JBB SWINGS!!!
Stew-O: But JBB missed and connects with the turnbuckle, not breaking the bottle but making a BIG mistake as he turns around and Raptor NAILS a kick into the midsection!!! And Raptor pulls Bad Blood in! …. LIFTING HIM FOR THE RAPTOR BOMB, but BAM!!!! From behind Mickey Masterson smashes the Steel Chair into Raptor’s spine!!! And Raptor just turns around angrily as Masterson SMASHES the Chair over Raptor’s skull!!! AND RAPTOR IS RAGING!!! RAPTOR IS RAGING!!!! NOT FEELING A DAMN THING AS MASTERSON DROPS THE CHAIR IN FEAR… but from behind Johnny Bad Blood hits a low blow on Raptor! This freaking coward oughta aim somewhere else! Now Mickey Masterson NAAAILS the Superkick!!!! RIGHT into the kisser! Raptor is out! There’s the cover, OOOOONEEEEE…. TWOOOOO…. BUT RAPTOR KICKS OUT!
Masters: And interestingly enough Raptor was taken out by the Superkick on Dynasty, but Raptor managed against it now which is a testament if I do say so myself! And now Raptor is already getting back up as Mickey Masterson springboards off of the ropes for a crossbody!!! But Raptor CATCHES MASTERSON EVEN THROUGH THE ONSLAUGHT, AND DRIVES MICKEY into the corner! Now JBB is attacking Raptor from behind! And again JBB attacks Raptor’s knee from behind…. But Raptor CARRIES JBB up on his shoulder… and PLANTS the running Powerslam!! And TAGS IN CARLOS! Raptor runs at Mickey Masterson for the Spear!!! But dodges it, slides out of the Ring, as Raptor quickly follows him!
Stew-O: Raptor is chasing Masterson around the ring, and Mickey slides under the ring! Now Raptor slides under the ring and Mickey comes out the otherside and grabs a Steel Chair! And Now Raptor slides out from under… AND MEETS A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE BY MICKEY MASTERSON!!! CRACKED OVER THE SKULL, AS RAPTOR IS TAKEN DOWN AND OUT! BUT LOOK IN THE RING! CARLOS LOCKS IN THE REVERSE FIGURE 4 LEGLOCK!!!!! AND JBB TAPS! BUT THE REF. INFORMS HIM THAT JBB ISN’T THE LEGAL MAN! AND THE LEGAL MAN SMASHES the chair into Carlos’ skull from behind! Carlos didn’t have a clue, as Masterson rolls up the pin on Carlos! OOOONE! TWOOOOO…. THREEE! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( JBB’s music hits as he and Masterson celebrate with the titles )
Announcer: The Winners of This Match….. The Team of MICKEY MASTERSON… and JOHNNY… BAAAAAAAD BLOOOOOOOD!!!
Masters: I thought Masterson losing wouldve been a no-brainer, but with the help of Johnny Bad Blood, Mickey Masterson has retained the EAW Tag Team Championships!
Stew-O: Limits were pushed already so early in the show! What all four of these guys, especially Raptor put out tonight isnt something to forget anytime soon.
Masters: But this is going to be an unforgettable night, no doubt about it! There is SO much more instore!
( Camera fades backstage to Y2Impact in HBKF’s office )
HBKFan: You’re not serious, right?
Y2Impact: I am dead serious.
HBKFan: So you’re saying to me that you want me to HAND YOU the WHC tonight.
Y2Impact: It might as well should have been your idea. You see, I am the ONLY eligable person to hold that World Championship on this brand…. I deserve nothing more than to be World Heavyweight Champion right now. Mr DEDEDE and The Rated R Shaman are GONE. You HAVE no World Title match… make the right choice..
( Mr DEDEDE Walks into HBKFan’s Office heavily bandaged, to Impact’s shock and dismay )
Y2Impact: … What the… How the… ( Impact gets in DEDEDE’s face ) what are you doing here, DEDEDE.. you’ve made a mistake by coming here. Do you WANT another beating just for the shot at getting a title that’s so rightfully mine? Or did that elevator not hit you hard enough on the way down.
Mr DEDEDE: More like, it didn’t hit me at all. And I’m in enough condition to slap the TASTE out of your mouth. Now I’ll see you out there, “Junior”.
( Impact points at DEDEDE and scowls )
Y2Impact: You’ll regret this, im TELLING you, you’ll regret ever coming here. ( Impact storms out of the room as HBKF and DEDEDE watch him leave )
Mr DEDEDE: Not when I leave with that belt. ( DEDEDE walks out of the room as HBKF looks on, happy and anticipating her World Title match )
Stew-O: Let’s get started with EAW’s first ever Bra & Panties match! Take it back to Max-A-Million!
( Camera fades to the side of the stage with Max-A-Million )
Max-A-Million: Ladies and Gentlemen everyone had the opportunity to vote between who will get to go on an exclusive Date with HBKFan! Let’s See the Results! ….
( The Titantron tallys the Polls… ) ….
( The Titantron shows Mike08 getting the most votes )
Stew-O: Well The Fans Voted and it’s going to be Mike 08 taking on Flashback in… in a Bra & Panties match! …
( Flashback’s music plays as he comes out in a pink polkadotted shirt, mini skirt & fishnets )
Announcer: This Following Bra & Panties match is scheduled for onefall… First making his way to the Ring… FLASHBACK!!!!!!!
Masters: Please give the background of this potential Match of the Year candidate, Stew.
Stew-O: Well.. umm i guess it started when Mike 08 had the hots for HBKFan, and Mike seemed upset on Dynasty when Flashback took the whole thing for a Joke! ..
Masters: But Mike 08 just recently completed his makeover, Id love to see what he looks like now!
( Mike 08’s music plays as he comes out wearing wrestling trunks )
Announcer: And his Opponent…. Weighing in at 249 Pooooounds…… MIKE.. 0..8!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Oh my God…
Masters: I don’t believe my eyes! Mike looks freaking flawless! How the hell did he..
Stew-O: Is he even in the right attire??
Masters: Glad to know you’re looking out for men in panties, Stew, but Mike 08 is ripped to shreds! Theres gotta be some sort of anabolic juicing going on! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: Mike is posing, and Flashback throws a huge jab into Mikes abs, and Flashback shakes his hand in pain!! Flashback kicks Mike in the abdomin but Flashback hurt his foot as well!!! You can’t be SERIOUS! Mike runs at Flashback with a clothesline! And Mike pulls off Flashback’s shirt and… and FLASHBACK IS COVERING HIS CHEST, WAIT A SECOND!
Masters: WHAT THE HELL????
Stew-O: FLASHBACK IS WEARING A BRA! FLASHBACK…. FLASHBACK HAS BREAST IMPLANTS!
Masters: What in the name of..
Stew-O: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CENSORS!? Mike looks like he’s about to puke, as Flashback waves those 36 C’s into the air!
Masters: And hee’s waving them like he just doesnt care! And Flashback throws several punches, whips Mike to the ropes… but Mike hits a reverse irish whip and as Flashback comes back, Mike hits a connects a back bodydrop! Mike waits until Flashback gets up….. and Mike runs towards Flashback and hits the Running BullDog!!! And Mike pulls off Flashback’s skirt (ono)..
Stew-O: But Wait, Flashback kicks at Mike as Mike backs into the Ropes…. and as Mike returns Flashback hits a Belly to Belly Spinout Slam! ….and Flashback is TRYING TO PULL OFF MIKE’S TIGHTS!!! (ill) OH GODDD… BUT WAIT! MIKE KICKS FLASHBACK RIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!!!
Masters: OH GODDDD (ILL)!!!
Stew-O: DON… DONT TELL M…. ( Flashback pulls off his own skirt and reveals panties with absolutely no buldge ) ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Mike 08’s music plays as Flashback dances in the ring )
Announcer: The winn… the winner of this match…. MIKE 08!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? ( Referees run into the ring and covers Flashback’s body with a towel )
Masters: I’m scarred for life.
Stew-O: This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I apologize sincerely for what you fans had to witness.
Masters: I don’t think any sexual fantasy with Maria is ever going to get that image out of Mike 08’s mind.
( Camera fades backstage to Francesca and Jaywalker )
Francesca: Jaywalker, tonight is the most important match probably of your life when you take on WWEFan in a Career vs Contract match! Do you have anything in your mind???
Jaywalker: (smirk2) ….
( Jaywalker puts his arm over Fran’s shoulder and caresses her right breast nonchelauntly, as Fran stands there uncomfortable and Jay snatches the mic from her )
Jaywalker: (smirk2) Well Fran, there is obviously alot riding on me tonight. So many things that could go wrong, so many mishaps that could happen! But why would someone as great as myself worry about the Cons?? I mean, when I beat WWEFan tonight I will become the head honcho of this company. I become the VICE PRESIDENT of Extreme Answers Wrestling!! Isn’t it glorious?? NO LONGER will I ever, ever ever fall victim to the tyranny of EAW Management or ANYBODY again.
Jaywalker: Frannie, this night has been years in the making. From my first EAW Title match to now, Management has continuously smiled in my face and stabbed in the back. Giving unworthy NOBODIES like JIK title shots against me, STRIPPING ME OF GOLD, PUTTING ME IN CAGES WITH SHOWTIME! But you know what, atleast all the blood, the sweat, the tears that I have shed… they dont even matter at this point. Because tonight…… tonight what i’ve been due for YEARS is paid in full. Because it’s not about winning or losing…. it’s not all about being fired or becoming Vice president…. It’s not even making the very people who made my life hell say the words ” I Quit ” It’s all about payback.
Jaywalker: And while Payback is a BITCH, it will ALWAYS PAY… TO BE JAY… ( Jaywalker walks off )
Masters: Powerful words just spoken by Jaywalker…
Masters: Well folks, a rivalry between Cena29 and Mike Vandal was once over a woman, but now this is a war between two men who want nothing more than to give eachother the beating of eachothers lifetime!
( Cena29 vs Mike Vandal rivalry recap airs ) …
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall…. and is a BARBEDWIRE STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
( Larah walks out to the ring with a referee shirt and stands outside of that Barbedwire Steel Cage )
Stew-O: And Here comes the Special Guest Enforcer/Referee, who was pretty much trapped in the middle of this entire Deal! At Road 2 Redemption, The Essence of Excellence revealed the Sextape between Cena29 and Larah! And since than Mike Vandal was outraged, and Larah was trapped in the middle of this violent, violent fued, and even suffered a horrible Singapore Cane Shot to the skull!
( Mike Vandal’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: First making his way to the Ring….. From Sydney, Australia…. weighing in at 295 POOOOOOUNDS….. MIKE.. VANDAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
Stew-O: This Mike Vandal looks as intense as EVER! Ever since His transformation to Mike Vandal, this man, once an emotional wreck turned into a Violent, Uncaring and Evil Human Being!
Masters: And on Dynasty, Cena29 delivered not one, not two, but THREE Chairshots into Mike Vandal’s skull! And What did Mike Do? Mike ASKED FOR MORE. And just look at Mike Vandal staring in disgust at Larah!
( Cena29’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: And The Opponent…… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOUNDS…. CEEEEEEEENAAAAAAA 29!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: And as SOON as Mike Vandal see’s Cena, he PULLS a Led Pipe out of the Barbedwire Steel Cage! This Monstorous 15 Foot High Barbedwire Cage is one of the most dangerous things you will ever See!
Stew-O: Cena29 has been filled with emotion, and you could say regret ever since he learned that Larah got an STD. Cena29 and Mike Vandal have fought in TWO Grueling Battles Before, And..
Masters: HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! Cena on RUNS Towards Mike Vandal at ringside, and LEAPS onto him and throws Punch after Punch after Punch!
Stew-O: Those Closed fists directly into the Skull have GOT to do some Damage! And Cena picks up Mike, But Mike throws punch after punch into Cena’s Gut, and Throws Cena29 face first into The Barbedwire Covered Steel Cage! The Match hasn’t officially Started, in this match you can win this match by escape through the cage door, climbing OVER the Barbedwire Roofed Cage or Pinfall & Submission! Now Mike Backs up…. And Mike throws a HUGE Boot into the Back of Cena29’s Head!! As Cena is pushed face first into the Barbedwire, and Cena already has a cut on his Forehead! Now Mike Vandal Grabs Cena29… and Mike whips Cena FULL SPEED into the Steel Steps!!!! But Cena reverses!! As Mike CRASHES into those Steps!!!
Masters: Mike Vandal is laid out right infront of our announce Table! And Cena29 goes over to Mike Vandal…. and Cena29 Lfits The Steel Steps High Above his head!!! And Cena is WAITING until Mike Vandal gets up…. as Cena plans to SMASH those steps into Mike’s skull!!! But Mike DODGES out of the way as Cena smashes the steps into the Cage! Now Cena grabs Mike, and sends him through the Cage door into the ring… and Cena grabs a Trashcan full of weapons under the ring, and Cena climbs ino the ring as well, as Larah shuts the Cage Door! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) The match is officially on, and Cena goes over to Mike Vandal, But Mike Vandal has Brass knuckles Equipped!!!! huts a JAW JACKING uppercut on Cena29! And Mike covers Cena29! Cena’s been knocked out!
Stew-O: But Larah is hesitant to pin! OOOONEEE………… but Larah doesn’t wanna continue! And Mike Vandal gets up… and SHOVES Larah into the Turnbuckle! And Mike is barking orders at Larah, until Cena is up.. and Mike runs at Cena for a Clothesline, but Cena ducks and as Mike turns around, Cena kicks Mike in the Gut and hits a Snap DDT! And Cena29 gets back up, as does Mike Vandal, and Mike Swings a punch… and Cena29 ducks and ALREADY wants to hit the Sitout Powerbomb!!! But Mike Elbows into the side of Cena’s Head, and Mike grabs That Led Pipe!!! And Mike CLOCKS it directly into Cena29’s skull! As Cena falls to his knees, and Blood begins to pour out! And now Mike Vandal locks in a Sleeper Hold!!
Masters: Cena29 doesn’t look too hot, and Mike has his Fingers CLAWED into the shoulder/neck region of Cena29! And Cena is trying to get out of it, Cena is going to fight over fade! And Mike KNEES Cena into the spine and locks it in again… but Cena29 and hits a Right hand STRAIGHT into the Gut!!! But Mike Vandal Retaliates with a Big Boot!!!! But Again Cena29 dodges as Mike LANDS and SADDLES The Ropes Groin First!!! And the right half of Mike’s Body is being butchered by the Barbedwire Cage Walls!!! And now Cena29 has hold of a Steel Chair….. and SMASHES it OVER AND OVER AND OVER again into the Left Side of Mike’s Body!!!! Cena29 just keeps SMASHING and BASHING the Chair into Mike Vandal, as Mike is Screaming in pain!!!
Stew-O: Mike is laid Gut first over the Ropes now… and Cena29 grabs the Trashcan, empties weapons out of it and covers Mike Vandal’s Torso with it! And now Cena29 climbs to the top turnbuckle!!!! And Cena29… Cena29 isn’t going to Stop there!!! Cena29 climbs to the top of the Steel Cage!!!!!! Cena29 is being TORTURED by the HEAVILY Barbedwire Roof of the cage!!! … BUT CENA29 LEAPS OFF OF THE CAGE WITH THE CENATION LEGDROP, RIGHT ONTO MIKE VANDAL’S TRASHCAN COVERED BODY!!! AS LARAH LOOKS ON IN HORROR!!! That Trashcan has been Demolished! And So has Mike Vandal! And Cena29 covers Mike Vandal with the pin! OOOOONEEE……….TWOOOOO…..!!!!!!!…… But Mike Vandal SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY kicks out!
Masters: Both Cena29 and Mike Vandal are laid out! Larah takes the Trashcan off of Mike’s Body, and Cena29 is desperatly trying to get up! Cena29 is on his Knee’s, and Mike Vandal barely gets up! Mike Vandal is standing on both feet, while Cena29 is on the Ground, looking up at Mike Vandal in shock! Cena tries to get up quickly but Mike grabs Cena29…. and Mike carries Cena and attempts the Running Powerslam RIGHT into the Barbedwire Cage Wall!!! But Cena29 escapes midway and pushes Mike into the Cage!!!… But Mike holds onto the Ropes Before Impact, and Cena runs at Mike to attack.. and MIKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AS THE FRONT OF CENA’S TORSO DRIVES HIMSELF STRAIGHT INTO THE BARBEDWIRE CAGE!!! And Cena is STUCK on the Cage Walls!!!
Stew-O: And Mike Vandal grabs the Steel Chair that he was Brutalized with.. and Mike SMASHES the Chair into Cena29’s Spine!!!! And Mike SMASHES it again! And Again! And Again!!! And Again!!! Cena’s Blood is DRIPPING through the Cage wall to the Ringside Floor!!! And Mike’s Steel Chair literally FALLS apart! And Mike pulls Cena off of the Wall… and Cena29 is groggy! Tears are rolling down Larah’s eyes… and Cena29 turns around as Mike Vandal lifts Cena29 over his shoulder! Mike Vandal is SCREAMING in Rage and Anger!!! AND MIKE VANDAL HITS THE F-X!!!!!!!….. But Cena29 reverses it into a DDT STRAIGHT into the Led Pipe!!! And Mike Vandal’s EYES have practically Rolled into the back of his head! Larah is extremley concerned for Mike Vandal!
Masters: Cena29 Could go for the cover right now! Cena29 could end this right now!!! But Cena29 grabs the both of Mike Vandal’s Legs….. AND CENA LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!! THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! Cena29 is putting Mike Vandal to his very limit! Mike is SCREAMING out in pain! Cena is taking the 295 Pounder down to size! Mike Vandal is nowhere NEAR the Ring Ropes!! Mike Vandal has nearly GIVEN UP! He is just laying there motionless!!! And Larah is about to call for a K.O.. But Mike SHOOTS HIS HEAD UP… AND CRAWLS TO THE BOTTOM ROPE INSTANTLY!!!! Cena29 is shocked by the POWER of Mike Vandal!!! And Mike Vandal is already on his way up! Cena29 is up as well, and as soon as Mike Rises on the Turnbuckle, Cena29 hits the Turnbuckle clothesline!
Stew-O: And now Cena29 wants to go for the Bulldog…. But Mike Vandal pushes Cena out!!! And Cena turns back around…. And Mike Vandal with the Led Pipe in his hand CLOCKS it into Cena29’s Gut!!! and Mike Vandal hits the Overhead Release Suplex!!! As Cena is thrown UPSIDE DOWN AND SPINE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! And Cena falls off and lands on both feet in vertical position… And MIKE VANDAL Lifts Cena above his head….. and HITS THE GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!! And theres the pin!!! OOONNE…..TWOOOOO…… but Cena29 kicks out!! And now Mike Vandal who’s face is a crimson mask, climbs to the top Turnbuckle!!! The 295 Pounder is on the Top Turnbuckle!!! … AND MIKE VANDAL!!! MIKE VANDAL IS ATTEMPTING THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! But Cena29 hurridly and frantically rushes up! And Mike LEAPS FOR THE CROSSBODY!!!!!
Masters: But Cena29 CATCHES Mike Vandal on his Shoulders!!!!! CENA29 HAS MIKE VANDAL HELD!!! …. AND THERE IT IS!!!!! CENA29 HITS THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! RIGHT into the middle of the ring! And Cena29 hooks the leg!!!!!! OOOOONEEE…. TWOOOOOO, THREEEEE!!!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Cena29’s music hits as Larah tends to Mike Vandal and Cena tries his all to get up )
Announcer: The winner of this Match……. CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 29!!!!!!!!
Masters: This was NOT meant for theatrics! This was NOT meant for fun, these men fought tonight simply to settle a score!
Stew-O: I just… wow! In one match, theres been so much carnage.
Masters: This burning hatred and this heated rivalry between Mike Vandal and Cena29 has escalated to all of this! And if you look in the ring, Cena29 is giving Larah a hug, and Cena bends over Mike Vandal…. and Cena places his own dog-tag over Mike’s body!
Stew-O: Certainly a sign of respect! Mike Vandal might have earned Cena29’s respect here tonight!
Masters: We certainly witnessed a war!
( Reckless Wiring theme plays in the Background )
Masters: And speaking of which we want to thank Sick Puppies for allowing us to use their song, “War”! It definatly defines what this night is all about!
( Camera fades backstage to Mr DEDEDE prepping for his World Title match while looking in the mirror )
Mr DEDEDE: I don’t know, DEDEDE… tonight may just be way too much for you to handle ( Regulator walks into the lockerroom )
Regulator: What was that I just heard???
Mr DEDEDE: Oh… hey man.. ( They bump fists )
Mr DEDEDE: Im sorry that you didn’t get to compete in a match tonight, You really deserve to fight For the title tonight..
Regulator: It’s fine that I couldn’t fight… I mean, we’re Ryders, and we basically share that title my guy.
Mr DEDEDE: Agreed… but man..
Regulator: Whats up?
Mr DEDEDE: I’m just really really banged up. This occasion may be something I cant rise up to, Impact may be way too good for me to take down. I know doubting myself sounds crazy, but–
Regulator: It is crazy! Especially coming from you! Look DEDEDE, I know you very well and I know that if theres anything you can do its rise to the occasion. I would even gamble on you to defeat Impact tonight and win that World Heavyweight Title. I mean you’re the peoples champion! You’re the best today, my friend. That’s no bull. And I have nothing but faith in you and your attributes.
Mr DEDEDE: Thanks.. alot, man.
Regulator: Now go out there and give em’ hell. Or like you say, “whip Impact’s jerry curled candy ass!”
Mr DEDEDE: Hahaha… I will. I’ll do it for you. ( DEDEDE walks out of the room, pumped )
( Regulator watches him leave, smiling as that smile eventually turns into a frown and he walks away )
Stew-O: Well Mr DEDEDE will be in action tonight, But lets get started with the National Extreme title match!
( National Extreme Title chase recap plays )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This Match is scheduled for onefall…. and is for the NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!….
( Robbie V’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: First making his way to the Ring…… The elected challenger.. From Battle Creek, Michigan… weighing in at 234 POOOOOOOUNDS…. ROB-BIE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: It was the EAW fans have spoken and they’ve chosen Robbie V!
Stew-O: Robbie V making his way to the ring has gotta be thankful to the fans, It was indeed a back and forth poll, from Adam leading… for three seconds… to Robbie Leading, to Reg leading, to Robbie leading again! But on the final voting day it was Robbie V who was the apple in the EAW Fans’ eye, towards whom should fight for the National Extreme Championship….
( Dr.FeelGood’s music plays as he comes out in Black Jeans, a Black Cap, a Sleeveless Tee, holding a Singapore Cane and The National Extreme Title on his waist )
Announcer: And the Opponent…. From Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 195 POOOOOOUNDS…. He is the NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION….. Dr. FEEEEEEEEEEELGOOOOOOOOD!!
Masters: And You have to wonder what is this man, Dr.FeelGood capable of? Before the show I talked to him, and he told me that if he has to teach Robbie V a lesson, manhandle his own client, he will do it tonight!
Stew-O: DFG and Robbie were a team, and whether their friendship is broken tonight or not, Dr.FeelGood looks as ready to compete as Robbie V is! I’m interested in seeing what these two have in store!
Masters: FeelGood and Robbie are in the ring as DFG and Robbie close in on eachother as if they’re ready to grapple… and ROBBIE KICKS THINGS OFF WITH A HUGE KICK STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW!!! As FeelGood falls to the mat! The NE Champ is down, as Robbie gets FeelGood up, and Robbie throws knee after knee into FeelGood’s gut… and FeelGood pushes Robbie into the ropes… and as Robbie comes back, DR.FEELGOOD PICKS UP AND SWATS THAT SINGAPORE CANE RIGHT INTO ROBBIE’S GUT!!! And now DFG hits the DDT into the mat!! There’s the hook of the leg from DFG right there! Early upset?? OOOONEEE…. but ROBBIE kicks out!
Stew-O: Now Dr. Feelgood immediately slides out of the ring, lifts the apron and pulls out a Shoppingcart full of dangerous weapons! FeelGood pulls Robbie by the hair as Robbie’s head is poked out of the apron… and Dr.FeelGood grabs a stopsign from the cart And BAM!!! FeelGood DENTS THE STOPSIGN OVER ROBBIE’S HEAD! As Robbie rolls out to ringside! Dr.FeelGood said that he taught Robbie V how to be extreme and basically that Feelgood is what MADE Robbie V the Extreme Dream in the first place! Maybe DFG can show us why that is so tonight as FeelGood picks up Robbie and whips him into the Steel Guardrail…. but Robbie reverses with his own irish whip as FeelGood runs spinefirst into the guardrail! And now Robbie throws all the contents of the Shoppingcart into the ring… and Robbie sets up the cart!!! And he DRIVES IT INTO DR.FEELGOOD’S BODY!!!
Masters: FeelGood falls to the ground in pain!!! And Robbie does the “Rob-Bie-V” taunt into the crowd before lifting DFG and attempting to DRIVE FEELGOOD INTO THE RINGPOST!! But DFG escapes JUST as he is about to hit the post, and he slides under Robbie V’s legs and rolls back into the ring! Robbie V follows him in… BUT WHAM!!!! ROBBIE MEETS A SINGAPORE CANE SHOT STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL!!!! As Robbie falls onto the turnbuckle! Now FeelGood grabs a broomstick…. and Feelgood lays it across Robbie’s body on the turnbuckle….. and now Dr.FeelGood has a Chair!!!!!!! AND FEELGOOD SWINGS INTO ROBBIE’S BODY!!!!
Stew-O: But Robbie nails a split as FeelGood’s chair bounces off of the turnbuckle and back into his face!!! And now Robbie V goes behind Dr.FeelGood….. AND ROBBIE!!!! ROBBIE HITS THE CONCUSSION!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF DFG’S SKULL!!! And Robbie V HOOKS THE LEG!!! NEW CHAMP!!!!… OOOOONNNEEEEE… BUT FEELGOOD DROOPS HIS LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! And the referee stops the count as a frustrated Robbie gets off of him, and Robbie grabs the chair and puts it in a seating set up position… and now Robbie puts FeelGood’s head inbetween the tight folds of the set up chair! And now Robbie V hops to the top rope!!!!! AND ROBBIE LEAPS OFF, AND HITS THE SEATED SENTON RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF DR.FEELGOOD!!! … But FeelGood just BARELY escapes out of it!!! As Robbie ends up plummeting into the mat!!!
Masters: Dr.FeelGood has a plan, FeelGood lays the steel chair on Robbies groin!!! This could be SOO bad, as DFG climbs up the turnbuckle, standing on the top and DR.FEELGOOD DROPS THE FLYING ELBOW DROP RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR, RIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!!!!!! ROBBIE IS SHOUTING AND SCREAMING IN PAIN AS DFG, HOLDING HIS ELBOW IN PAIN ROLLS ACROSS THE RING TO ROBBIE AND DROOPS AN ARM OVER HIM, OOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOO!!!!! …. But ROBBIE kicks out!!!! Kudos to Robbie because extreme rules or not, what was done to him was EVIL! Dr.Feelgood after recoopering grabs Rob by the arm and drags him out of the ring. Robbie is groggy, and FeelGood grabs Robbie by the head and SMASHES him skullfirst into that metal ringpost repeatedly!
Stew-O: Robbie is laid over the post as DFG backs up and RUNS FOR THE BOOT TO ROBBIES SKULL, BUT ROBBIE DODGES AS DFG’S ANKLE SMACKS AGAINST THE RINGPOST!! And Robbie quickly grabs DFG, lifts him and DROPS FEELGOOD INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL FOR THE REVERSE SUPLEX! FeelGood is laid sternum first over the rail, as Robbie goes under the ring…. and ROBBIE GRABS A GLASS PLATTER!!! Robbie lays the platter over FeelGood’s neck & spine!! And Robbie heads up onto the ring apron, Robbie taunts to the crowd… BEFORE HE LEAPS OFF THE APRON AND HITS A SPINNING LEGDROP RIGHT ONTO FEELGOOD’S SPINE SMASHING THE GLASS PLATTER!!! AS SHARDS OF GLASS IS STUCK INTO HIS SHIRT AND ON HIS NECK!!!!!!!!
Masters: FeelGood may have never felt jolts of pain like that in his LIFE, but when you face Robbie V theres a first time for everything! And speak of the devil, Robbie V is infront of our table and Robbie is pulling up some of the ringside padding, and a square of concrete is released! Now Robbie goes over to Dr.FeelGood…. dragging him and HURTLES FeelGood face first into that concrete!!! FeelGood might as well be considered knocked out! DFG is rolled onto his back as Robbie V goes towards the Timekeeper, snatches a chair from him and lays it over DFG’s midsection. And now Robbie V heads into the ring and backs into the far away ropes, ROLLING THUNDERS IN THE RING AND LEAPS OVER FOR THE SENTON OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO DR. FEELGOOD— NOOO!!!!
Stew-O: MY LORD MY LORD ALMIGHTY, DR. FEELGOOD ROLLS OVER AS ROBBIE SMACKS NECK AND SPINE INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!!! Robbie V might have suffered a really serious concussion or brain hemoridge, what a NASTY fall!!! And now Dr.FeelGood, back onto his feet pulls off the covers and equipment to the spanish announce table.. and FeelGood pulls off the same ‘condiments’ to OUR table revealing the plain wood!!! And now Dr.FeelGood goes under the ring…. AND HE PULLS OUT A 10 FOOT LONG LADDER!!! And JUST as Robbie is about to get up, FeelGood BASHES the ladder into Robbie’s skull as Robbie stumbles and lays over and onto the Spanish table!! And now Dr.FeelGood grabs the Ladder and stands it up onto OUR announce Table!!! AND SHORTLY AFTER, FEELGOOD IS CLIMBING UP THE STEPS, RIGHT INFRONT OF US ON OUR TABLE!!!!
Masters: FEELGOOD IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! FEELGOOD IS STANDING ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, 13 FEET IN THE AIR!!!!! AND FEELGOOD JUMPS OFF!!! AND FEELGOOD HITS A LEGDROP ON ROBBIE V!!!!!!!!!! DEAR LORD THAT GIGANTIC LEGDROP AS BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!! DFG PUT IT ALL OUT THERE TO DEFEND THAT NE TITLE, AS THE REFEREE DRAGS BOTH MEN’S DEADWEIGHT BACK INTO THE RING SEPERATELY! Robbie V has just been DEMOLISHED!!!! Dr.FeelGood may not even be able to believe what happened!!! Both men have been rolled in the ring by several refs and now FeelGood CLAWS, CLAWS over Robbie V!! And THERES THE COVER!!!!!! OOOOOOONNEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRR—– BUT ROBBIE V!!! ROBBIE V SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, KICKS OUT!!!! Dr.FeelGood cant believe it!!! And neither would I if I didn’t see it!!
Stew-O: Dr.FeelGood is on his feet…. And Dr.FeelGood is SCREAMING into the crowd! As FeelGood goes onto the ring apron. DR.FEELGOOD PROCEEDS TO SPRINGBOARD OFF OF THE RING ROPES… AND HITS THE 450!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Stew-O: ROBBIE V ROLLS OVER, AS FEELGOOD LANDS FLAT ON HIS HEAD!!!!! DR.FEELGOOD HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT!!!! AND NOW ROBBIE V rolls to the apron… AND PULLS OUT A LONG CORD OF BARBEDWIRE!!!! And Robbie V THIS CRAZY SOB HEAVILY WRAPS HIS ENTIRE TORSO WITH RAZOR SHARP BARBEDWIRE!!!!! NOW ROBBIE V STEPS INTO THE RING TEARS OFF FEELGOODS SHIRT!!! AND.. AND OH NO!!
Masters: THIS CRAZY SOB!!!
Stew-O: ROBBIE V IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! ROBBIE IS AT THE TIP TOP ROPE!!! AND WITH BLOOD FLYING, ROBBIE V HITS THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!!!! AND ROBBIE HOVERS OVER DR. FEELGOOD!!!!!! OOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! NEW CHAMP!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Robbie V’s music plays as Robbie lays in the middle of the ring coughing up blood )
Announcer: Here is your winner and the NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIOOOOOON…. ROBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE V!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an unreal and explosive contest! These men hurt eachother BAD tonight, and its because the National Extreme Title was worth THAT much to both of these men!!!! Robbie V could have had the wind knocked out of him! He..
Masters: Are You kidding!?!? This could have ended Robbie’s short career right there! This was downright nasty, I didn’t think these men were going to go as far as they did!
Stew-O: Neither did I! But It was indeed Robbie V who was victorious with a hefty price!
Masters: No kidding! But we’re Going to take a quick break, and prepare for EAW history in the making! ….
( Camera fades backstage to WWEFan, HBKFan, StereoRaptor and Carlos )
WWEFan: Alright guys… tonight is the most important night in mine, probably all of our careers. And I know that Jay is going to bring his Foundational friends along for this ride between me and him, and ill take them on. But Raptor, Carlos, I need you guys to surround the arena and make SURE Extreme Enigma doesn’t step foot into the building….
HBKFan: And I’ll send a few members of arena security incase Extreme Enigma tries to pull a fast one.
WWEFan: I can handle JBB and Mickey, And I’m going to take care of The Foundation once and for all.. Now are you guys ready???
StereoRaptor: Im ready…
Carlos: So am I, anything to bring those inbred Foundational spotmonkeys to rest.
WWEFan: Alright, Its go time…
( Reasonable Doubt DVD commercial ads play )
( NBA playoffs commercial airs )
( Early Grand Rampage commercial plays )
Masters: Well we’ve just finished cleaning up after the bloody DFG and Robbie match and things certainly arent over, because up next Mr DEDEDE and Y2Impact will fight for the World Heavyweight Championship, due to the fact that The Rated R Shaman of Sexy could NOT make it to the arena and is supposedly under medical leave! But first lets see how all this came together.
( World Heavyweight Championship Title chase recap plays )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Camera fades to the Announcer )
Announcer: This match is set for one fall, and will be contested for the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!…
( 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… )
( Y2Impact’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: First making his way to the Ring…… weighed in tonight at 225 POOOOOOOUNDS….. returning to Seattle, Washington, YYYYYYY-222222222-IMPAAAAAAAAAACT!!!!
Stew-O: The hometown hero seems to be getting absolutely NO LOVE from his city tonight, but it’s not like theres ever been any love loss anyways.
Masters: Earlier tonight it was made official, Impact will have to FIGHT for the World Heavyweight Championship against E-feds self proclaimed Gawd. But Impacts concern isnt Seattle, its about himself, and when it comes to himself all he’s worried about is the World Heavyweight Championship and will get it even if it meant taking out the only two people in his way.
( Mr DEDEDE’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: And his opponent. From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 275 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. “The Gawd”, MISTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Earlier tonight Mr DEDEDE himself inturrupted Impact’s plea to be handed the World Title, and when it was thought that DEDEDE would not make it here tonight, here he is!
Masters: I guess that’s just how BAD he wants to become World Champion! This guy is clearly heavily bandaged, And I’m really suprised The Gawd is walking! But its not about how bad he wants this, its about how hard he’ll fight for it and to beat Impact in a World Heavyweight Title match you have to work pretty damned hard for that.
Stew-O: And im sure DEDEDE will use up his resources from the past and present, and will probably use tricks none of us have ever laid eyes on for tonight.
Stew-O: DEDEDE and Y2Impact are staring down as DEDEDE’s music halts, and both of these men want to walk out of this building the World Heavyweight Champion, but there can only be one! Impact ushers out a handshake, stretching his hand out infront of DEDEDE and DEDEDE didn’t fall for any of Impact’s bullcrap as DEDEDE tee’s off the Peoples Punches at Y2Impact! SHOT after SHOT into the face and DEDEDE does the final spit-in-hand, and KNOCKS IMP DOWN WITH THE HAYMAKE– wait no, Imp falls to the ground before connecting and rolls out of the ring to fix his hair!
Masters: DEDEDE doesn’t look so happy, as he rolls out of the ring and suprises Impact with a right hand as Impact falls over the Guardrail! DEDEDE pulls up the apron and DEDEDE pulls out.. hmm… a stretcher! I cant tell ya what DEDEDE plans to do with that but DEDEDE climbs over the guardrail into the crowd, walks towards ‘pact and grabs Impact by his hair away from the crowd– but Impact PLUMMETS a Camera into DEDEDE’s ribs! And hits ANOTHER SHOT into DEDEDE’s face! But DEDEDE moves out of the way, and DEDEDE Throws a HUGE uppercut as Impact stumbles farther into the crowd…. and now DEDEDE Grabs Impact and whips him FULL STRENGTH & SPINE FIRST INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL! … but Impact reverses as DEDEDE is the one hitting the fence! DEDEDE stumbles and tumbles towards ringside and Impact SHOVES a small child out of her seat, and snatches her Steel Chair! And now Impact goes towards ringside, and as DEDEDE is on his hands and knee’s, Impact RAISES the chair above his head!!!
Stew-O: And the chair connects RRRRIGHT into DEDEDE’s back! As DEDEDE screams in pain! And Impact almost out of a fit of anger SLAMS the Chair into the steps! There’s that mean streak I mentioned 2 weeks ago on Dynasty, it’s gonna be a factor in this match! Impact goes over to Mr DEDEDE… and SLAPS him straight across the face! And Impact slides DEDEDE into the ring as Impact waits until Mr DEDEDE is in a somewhat vertical base… And Impact backs into the ropes and hits a One-Handered Bulldog! Early into the match! And Impact just BASKS in the hatred of the fans as Impact rolls back outside of the ring…. and Impact Grabs THE STEEL STEPS!!!! AS IMPACT TOSSES THE STEPS INTO THE RING!!! DEDEDE is still down and Impact gets back into the ring… and DEDEDE is trying to scurry to his Feet, as Impact has hold of the Steel Steps….. AND BAM!!!!! WOW!!!!!
Masters: Y2Impact DRIVES the Steel Steps STRAIGHT into DEDEDE’s skull!!! That was TOO percise of a shot, DEDEDE SHOULD be out cold! Even the REF is shocked at the one and now Impact hooks the leg! OOOOOOONNNEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO…………… but Mr DEDEDE kicks out!!!!! Impact is BARKING at the Referee, and Impact is SHOVING the Referee into the turnbuckle! Impact is showing nothing but ruthlessness! And now Impact seems to be pondering about what to do with DEDEDE as and he grabs him, picks him up and is going for the Snap Suplex! But DEDEDE is in mid air, and DEDEDE REVERSES with his own Snap Suplex, lifting Y2I.. but while IMPACT is hoisted into the air, Impact delivers a SHOT to the nose of The Gawd, and Impact kicks DEDEDE clean in the gut, and Impact is pulling DEDEDE In for…. a Powerbomb????? ….. But DEDEDE reverses with the Backbody drop, as Y2Impact plummets into the mat! And DEDEDE out of full desparation covers him!
Stew-O: Impact returns up as DEDEDE Kicks Him right in the gut… and NAILS the Snap DDT!!!! DEDEDE returns to his feet, grabs the legs of Y2IMPACT AND IMPACT IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT, IMPACT KNOWS THAT DEDEDE WANTS TO APPLY THE PEOPLES SHARPSHOOTER! And by common sense Impact pushes DEDEDE out with his legs and rolls over to the turnbuckle! DEDEDE goes over to Impact again and grabs his legs, but Impact hangs onto the bottom rope… and Impact slides onto the apron… and as DEDEDE tries to snapmare him off of the apron, Impact Nails a HUGE right hand into DEDEDE’s jaw!!! And DEDEDE turns towards Impact whos gotten back into the ring AND FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Y2IMPACT JUMPS FOR THE CODEBREAKER!!!!!!
Masters: HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT!!!
Masters: BEFORE Impact connects DEDEDE grabs both of Impact’s legs in midair and Imp falls onto the back of his head, and now DEDEDE LOCKS IN THE PEOPLES SHARPSHOOTER!!! DEDEDE HAS IT LOCKED AND SNAPPED IN, AS IMPACT IS SCREAMING IN SHOCK SUPRISE AND PAIN!!! DEDEDE caught Impact waaaaaay off guard! And now Y2Impact is doing everything he can to claw his way to the ropes, but DEDEDE has it locked in without any key! Impact is in nothing but trouble!…. Impact is FINISHED, IMPACT’S HAND IS IN THE AIR…. AND IMPACT TAPS OUT!!!!!! … BUT AT THE SAME TIME RELEASES THE SHARPSHOOTER, and falls to the canvas clutching his bandaged Abdomin! DEDEDE is suffering in alot of pain thanks to the injuries he was dealt by the hands of Impact on Dynasty!
Stew-O: DEDEDE actually has alittle bit of blood streaming out of his mouth! And Impact is using the turnbuckle as support and is getting back up as DEDEDE is back on his feet as he Runs for a DEVASTATING clothesline!!! But Impact ducks under the arm, backs into the ropes and goes for the crossbody! ….But SPINS AROUND AND DEDEDE REVERSES IT INTO THE SAMOAN DROP!!!! And Hooks the leg for the pin!!! OOOOOONEEEE.. TWOOOOOO!!!!! but Y2Impact kicks out! Impact is giving DEDEDE SUCH a hard time, and now DEDEDE is back up on his feet, and DEDEDE rolls to the outside of the ring… and grabs a burlap bag from under the steps. DEDEDE rolls back in and he empties that bag, AS THUMBTACKS SPREAD ACROSS THE RING!!! And DEDEDE is spreading them out… BUT FROM BEHIND IMPACT HITS A ONE HANDERED BULLDOG INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! AND NOW IMPACT LEAPS ONTO THE ROPES…
Masters: AS IMPACT NAILS THE LIONSAULT— RIGHT INTO THOSE SCATTERED THUMBTACKS, AS DEDEDE EVASIVELY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND IMPACTS MIDSECTION EATS NOTHING BUT SHARP TACKS!!! HUUGE MISTAKE BY IMPACT! Both of these men are hurt! And now DEDEDE… DEDEDE IS DOING THE PEOPLES STOMPS!!! DEDEDE is WAITING and STALKING Impact, BEGGING for him to rise!!!!! Impact is trying to get back on his feet!!! Impact is… IMPACT IS UP!!! AND DEDEDE NAILS THE GRAND SLAM!!!! GRAND SLAM CONNECTED WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!!
Stew-O: AND DEDEDE COVERS!!!!! THERES THE PIN!!!! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Masters: HE DID IT!!!!
( Mr DEDEDE’s music plays as he celebrates with the World Heavyweight Championship )
Masters: HE DID IT!!!!
Announcer: The winner ANNNDD THEEE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOONNNN.. MISTEEEEEEEEEEER DEDEDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: THE GAWD IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
Masters: HE DID IT!!!
Stew-O: After a brutal and hardfought victory, Mr DEDEDE has defeated Y2Impact to capture the World Heavyweight Championship!!! What a valiant win against one of the best in the game of Y2Impact!
Masters: It’s been months since Mr.DEDEDE last held World Title Gold and I KNOW this feels good.. wait, hold on a second..
( Mr DEDEDE’s music stops as HBKFan appears on the screen )
HBKFan: I’m really sorry for the short notice Mr DEDEDE…. but as hard as you fought Impact, Im afraid you shouldn’t be celebrating just yet.
Stew-O: Uh oh…
HBKFan: You may have defeated Impact, Im afraid you arent World Heavyweight Champion and that youre World Title match has yet to begin. The ACTUAL Champion is here! Here he is!!
Masters: Oh No….
( The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music plays as he Comes out Heavily Bandaged )
Stew-O: I cant believe this! Mr DEDEDE should BE the World Heavyweight Champion! He fought his match, and barely defeated Y2Impact!
Masters: AND WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND, Y2IMPACT VICIOUSLY ATTACKS DEDEDE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! And Impact spits out a tooth, As DEDEDE falls to the ground! And now Impact has the chair, and GUILLOTINES IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO DEDEDE’S GUT! THAT INJURED MIDSECTION WITH INTERNAL INJURIES AND PERHAPS BROKEN RIBS, THIS IS SICK!!!!
Stew-O: And in a fit of rage Impact tosses the dented and distorted Chair to the floor, rolls out of the ring, passes by RRS saying “YOU’RE NEXT” and walks up the ramp!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: A helpless, defenseless, damn near breathless Mr DEDEDE is a setting duck! RRS slides in the ring and is going to pick up the spoils!!!! RRS hooks the leg!!! NOT THIS WAY!!! OOONEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!…. BUT MR DEDEDE KICKS OUT!!!!!
Masters: NO WAY!!!!
Stew-O: Everyone in this arena is SHOCKED! That final surge from DEDEDE came at the right time and place, but mother of God this match isnt over! RRS is mounted over DEDEDE and is throwing FIST AFTER FIST INTO DEDEDE’S SKULL!!! Heavy shots straight into the skull, as RRS backs up, backing into the corner and is setting up for the Shaman Spear!! RRS is vicious, mean and hungry and Mr DEDEDE gets up not knowing what’ll him him.. and RRS RUNS, BUT DEDEDE HOPS OVER RRS AS HE RUNS SKULL FIRST INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! And RRS turns around as DEDEDE Hits the Overhead Release Suplex!!! Catching RRS WAAAY off guard!
Masters: I cant even believe DEDEDE is on his feet, let alone executing moves! RRS gets back up and RRS swings for a clothesline… but DEDEDE ducks under his arm, heads behind RRS and nails the SIDEWALK SLAM! And the pin, OOOOOONE, TWOOO… but RRS struggles and frantically kicks out! DEDEDE is back up, and now RRS is back up… and both men are having a face off! Both of these guys are ready to have themselves a match, and both men tie up in the middle of the ring, but DEDEDE ALREADY gets the power advantage and Aatempts an Electric chair drop!!!! But RRS slides down DEDEDE’s back and hits the German suplex, RIGHT into the mat! RRS slides out of the ring now, and pulls out a table from underneath the ring and pulls out a gallon of some sort of liquid… as he’s pouring it all over the table. The Gawd is making his way back up, and RRS digs into his tights and pulls out A LIGHTER!!
Stew-O: But FROM BEHIND DEDEDE slides out of the ring and nails a HUGE right hand into RRS’ jaw!!! As RRS falls to the ground!!! And now DEDEDE grabs RRS’ lighter and then grabs the doused table only to place it ON TOP OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!! AND NOW DEDEDE LIGHTS THE WOODEN TABLE ON FIRE!!!!! RIGHT ONTOP OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!
( Both Stew and Masters stand up and back away from the table )
Stew-O: RRS is headed towards DEDEDE, but DEDEDE grabs RRS by the arm and pulls him up onto our Announce Table!!!! AND HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE GRAND SLAM!!!! THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!! BUT RRS KNEES DEDEDE IN THE RIBS AND CONNECTS THE IMPALER DDT!!!! AS DEDEDE’S HEAD CRASHES THROUGH BOTH TABLES!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! DEDEDE HAS BEEN WIPED THE HOLY HELL OUT! AS ARENA SECURITY IS HERE, AND EXTINGUISHES THE FLAMES FROM THE REMAINS OF THE TABLES AND.. WELL.. THE REMAINS OF MR DEDEDE! GOSH THERES SPLINTERS ALL OVER THE MAN WE ONCE CALLED “THE GAWD”!
Masters: And RRS isnt in great shape either, as theres a HUGE bruise on his back with a massive gash down his back! RRS is devastated by what he just did, but with his willpower he slides Mr DEDEDE into the ring, and RRS hooks the leg!!! OOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…… But MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT!!!! And IMMEDIATELY after, RRS rises and SHOVES the Referee into the turnbuckle! RRS must be infuriated, because to him theres no humanly possible way DEDEDE, a bloody, swollen and beaten pulp of a man could have kicked out of what we just witnessed. DEDEDE is in fetal position as RRS slides out of the ring and whips out a BARBEDWIRE TRASHCAN from underneath! RRS is gonna make DEDEDE wish he had stayed down!
Stew-O: RRS slides in as DEDEDE is on one knee, and RRS SWINGS AND HITS DEDEDE INTO THE ARM WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE TRASHCAN!!! But DEDEDE IS UNFAZED, as RRS RAMS the trashcan into DEDEDE’s spine! And AGAIN in DEDEDE’s midsection, but to no avail, DEDEDE is getting back up and not slowing down even the slightest bit! And RRS lifts the trashcan above his head and SMASHES IT INTO DEDEDE’S HEAD, DENTING THE HELL OUT OF IT, BUT DEDEDE’S CRIMSON FACE, DEDEDE’S GORY BLOODSTAINED BODY IS UNMOVING AS DEDEDE MAY HAVE BEEN CONSUMED WITH ADRENALINE! THE PAIN ISN’T HITTING, NOTHING IS HURTING HIM AS RRS DROPS THE TRASHCAN IN FEAR AND DEDEDE BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND NAIL RRS WITH THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LEGENDARY SPEAR!!!!!! AS RRS DEVASTATED CURLS UP ON THE MAT!!! AND DEDEDE COVERS!!!! THERES THE PIN!!!! OOOOOONEEEEEE…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THRR—– NO, RRS KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM JUST TAKEN BACK, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! Both of these men OBVIOUSLY came to fight, but I didn’t think It would be like this!!!! I expected a confrontation, I expected a clash but I didn’t expect a WAR!
Masters: RRS kicked out at 2 and 7/8ths! He dug deep into everything he had to do this one, but Mr DEDEDE is at his wits end. DEDEDE is on his knees, slowly getting up to a verticle base as Mr DEDEDE soon climbs the turnbuckle!! The 275 Poundered Pure Athlete is now perched up at the top turnbuckle, TERRIBLE NEWS AS DEDEDE IS STANDING ON TOP AT THE DOWNED RRS, BALANCING HIMSELF! AND MR. DEDEDE IS PULLING OUT THE VERY LAST STOP, THE ONLY METHOD HE HAS LEFT, HIS LAST RESORT. THE MOVE WE RARELY EVER SEE, THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED!!! HE LEAPS OFF… AND RRS EVASIVELY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AS DEDEDE SMACKS INTO THE CANVAS SO HARD, HE NEARLY FALLS THROUGH THE RING!!! BOTH MEN ARE WIPED OUT, LAID OUT WITH NOTHING LEFT…. But now RRS is stirring again, he’s on all fours as DEDEDE is slowly getting back up, holding his stomach with spaghetti legs barely holding up his frame..
Stew-O: And RRS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS THE SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI! But Mr DEDEDE grabs RRS’ leg in midair and reverses that into a Hip toss!!! And now RRS crashed into the canvas, but gets back up as DEDEDE whips RRS to the ropes… and DEDEDE bends down for the Back Body-drop… but RRS kicks DEDEDE square in the face and lifts Mr DEDEDE on his Shoulders! … And RRS HITS THE STEAMROLLER RIGHT ONTO THAT BARBEDWIRE TRASHCAN!!! COMPLETELY FLATTENING IT, AS RRS HOOKS THE LEG! OOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!! BUT MR DEDEDE KICKS OUT, JUST IN TIME! The Rated R Shaman of Sexy is back on his Feet, and RRS is giving DEDEDE no time to recover!!! And DEDEDE’s time may be up as RRS PULLS him in for the CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER…
Masters: But JUST as RRS is about to hit it, DEDEDE shoves RRS out to the ropes, and DEDEDE grabs a nearby steel chair! And as RRS comes back DEDEDE tries to lift the chair, but RRS QUICKLY HITS THE SPEAR!!!! AS RRS CRASSHES THROUGH THE CHAIR AND SPEARS MR DEDEDE, LAYING BOTH OF THESE MEN OUT! NEITHER OF THESE GUYS ARE MOVING AN INCH, BOTH GUYS ARE LAID OUT ON THEIR BACKS, UNCONSCIOUS!
Stew-O: BUT OH MY GOSH!!!!
Masters: RRS KIPS UP, AND IS STALKING DEDEDE AS DEDEDE IS STIRRING, TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP. DEDEDE LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETELY CRIPPLED ANIMAL WITH NO WAY OF GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND RRS KNOWS DAMN WELL DEDEDE IS ON HIS LAST LEGS, AS RRS PULLS DEDEDE UP BY THE ARM, AND HITS HIM WITH DEDEDE’S OWN FINISHING MOVE!!! THE GRAND SLAM!!!! GRAND SLAM!!!!!! 4 RUNS BABY!!!!! RRS NOW FALLS OVER DEDEDE’S TORSO, AS THE REFEREE DROPS TO THE MAT! OOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… BUT MR DEDEDE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID DEDEDE KICK OUT? HOW, AFTER WHAT HES BEEN PUT THROUGH TONIGHT DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT????
Stew-O: NOW YOU SEE WHAT I’M SAYING! DEDEDE is digging into places no man ever has. He’s been taken, for probably the first time ever, further than the pits that HRDO has dragged him at their classic Pain for Pride 1 bout. And RRS isn’t going to rest until The Gawd is put away! RRS is stumbling back to his feet, as hes going towards the turnbuckle and wants to finish things. RRS is BARKING at DEDEDE for him to rise, And Mr DEDEDE, using the support of the ropes, fully decimated makes his way up… AND RRS RUNS FOR THE SECOND SPEAR!!!!!!!!! BUT DEDEDE REVERSES WITH THE SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE ENTIRE ARENA HERE IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON JUST SHOOK!!!!! AND NOW MR DEDEDE IS BACK UP!!!! AND DEDEDE GRABS HIS ELBOW PADDING!!!!! AND DEDEDE TOSSES IT INTO THE CROWD!!!!! AND YOU DO THE HONORS MASTERS!!!!
Masters: MR DEDEDE BACKS INTO THE ROPES… LEAPS OVER RRS’ BODY, BACKS INTO THE OTHER ROPES… AND HITS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS & ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND THERES THE PIN!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Mr DEDEDE’s music plays as He celebrates with the World Heavyweight Championship )
Announcer: The winner and your NEEEEEEEEEEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOON……. MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Masters: And through it all, Mr DEDEDE managed to win this. What a super human test of will. These EAW Extremists as they go along only push the boundaries of human beings further and further past “possible”, that’s WELL documented that these arent average people. But we have never seen and may never see again what DEDEDE showed tonight.
Stew-O: I dont think there was a single trick in his book, a single move in his moveset or a single fiber in his being that was not overwhelmed here tonight. Both Y2Impact and especially The Rated R Shaman of Sexy put up a hell of a fight, and this was NOT a landslide victory. This came down to the last second!
Masters: I feel the same way about this ENTIRE night! It was a wild ride here tonight in Seattle! Not one person in this arena or in this city, not even the SPACENEEDLE can stand still after all of this excitement..
( Regulator comes out and celebrates with Mr DEDEDE as his music continues playing )
Stew-O: Both Regulator and Mr DEDEDE are rejoicing, embracing eachother and with great reason, this is a win anyone can be proud of.
Masters: What a celebration this i…….. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! WHILE BOTH REG AND DEDEDE ARE HUGGING, REGULATOR KICKS DEDEDE STRAIGHT IN THE GROIN!!!!!!!! WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN SECOND!!!!!!!
Masters: WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!?!? *DEDEDE falls to the ground devastated*
Stew-O: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS REGULATOR DOING???
Masters: Regulator digs into his deep pocket…. and Pulls out a Night Stick!!! And as DEDEDE is on his knees looking up at Regulator, asking “why”, Reg BASHES that Night Stick into Mr DEDEDE’s skull!!!!!!! That son of a bitch!
( Regulator exits the ring and walks up the ramp as Doctors & EMT’s run down the ramp to the ring )
Masters: What kind of son of a bitch would do this to their best friend…
Stew-O: DEDEDE’s turning pale, he’s already consumed more shock tonight than most average men should go through in a decade. DEDEDE is being put onto a stretcher… and Regulator is standing at the top of the ramp, nodding his head in self-righteousness over what he’s done.
Masters: I cant believe it…. I dont think i’ll be any more suprised than i am now if a plane landed in the Hudson River and everyone survived! What kind of outcome will we see from these events..
( Jaywalker vs EAW Management rivalry recap airs )
( Jaywalker’s Dynasty’s Foundation formation recap is shown )
( Jaywalker vs WWEFan rivalry is shown after )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Masters: We’re back, the arena has just been cleaned up, as you can see an Announce Table is being reconstructed for us after its destruction earlier tonight. But gosh, theres no cleaning up the effects of this match. This is all or nothing. Careers, probably life as one knows it will be on the line for several people tonight.
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall….. and is an “I QUIT”, Career vs Contract Match!!!! …
( Jaywalker’s music plays as the lights nearly go black and he comes out in a Glow-in-the-Dark Robe )
Announcer: First…. Making his way To the Ring….. From Scarborough, Canada…. weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOUNDS… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Stew-O: Everything rides on Jay’s back tonight! Alot say it started when Jaywalker and Johnny Bad Blood attacked WWEFan 6-7 weeks ago on Dynasty, but in my view it truly started in EAW’s first ever Main Event, when Jaywalker was beaten by the chairman CM Ronn in an EAW World Championship match! No matter what happened from than to now, that’s when Jaywalkers burning hatred for authority began!
Masters: I am suprised that Jaywalker is out here alone, I would have thought he would tag along his entire Foundation! But this might be what you were talking about, Stew, this really is showing you that this started from Jay’s very own burning hatred of Management! Jaywalker is known as the lawless one, because he truly believes that Management and Authority will corrupt and destroy anything! And he believes that whenver there are Rules, wherever there is a man in charge, apparently besides him, It is destined to fail!
Stew-O: And that Just shows you the kind of ego and attitude this man has! …
( WWEFan-Taker-McMahon’s music plays as he comes out with a Baseball Bat with Jaywalker’s name on it in one hand, and a Barbedwired Kendo stick in the other hand )
Announcer: And His Opponent……. From Los Angeles, California.. weighing in at 234 POOOOOOOUNDS… He is The VICE PRESIDENT of Extreme Answers Wrestling…. WWEFAN-TAKER-MCMAHON!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WWEFan made the choice to have this match because he was tired of Jaywalkers criticisms. But this has escalated into so much more, making this Career vs Contract match! And the EAW Fans voted for this contest to be an I Quit Match, making things much more unpredictable than currently. Neither of these guys are likely to quit at ANYTHING, you already know Jaywalker is just too stubborn to ever utter the Words “I Quit” against his opponent! And I dont think anyone, even WWEFan himself has heard WWEFan say the Words “I Quit”! ( Fan places the barbedwire kendo stick on the ring apron )
Masters: It’s not an option for these guys, if you lose tonight you were DEFEATED. And defeat is the most bitter taste of them all..
Masters: Everything is on the line.. WWEFan and Jaywalker are circling the ring, knowing deep in their minds that by the next episode of Dynasty, one of them will not have the priviledge of standing in that ring!
Stew-O: WWEFan is at the corner of the ring, bowing his head reciting a short prayer… and FROM BEHIND, JAYWALKER ATTACKS WWEFAN DURING PRAYER!!!! But WAIT!!! WWEFan had his Baseball Bat in his hand, as he SWINGS it right into Jaywalker’s GUT!!! Jaywalker is on his knees, and WWEFan grabs Jaywalker, tossing Knife-edged chops RIGHT into the sternum repeatedly! Jay is on his feet, and using the ropes for support… and WWEFan whips Jay into the ropes behind him, but Jaywalker comes back with a DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!! Jay is on his hands and knee’s and WWEFan is down but not out! WWEFan is trying to get back up, and Jay attempts to pick up WWEFan…
Masters: But WWEFan knees Jay into the gut several times; Jay stumbles over to the corner.. and WWEFan removes the turnbuckle padding, and BACKS Jay up.. and throws Jay SKULL FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL! But Jaywalker covers his impact with his hands, and as WWEFan goes towards him, Jay RAMS WWEFan’s head into the turnbuckle! WWEFan is dazed, as Jaywalker backs up and hits another CLOTHESLINE, KNOCKING BOTH GUYS OUT OF THE RING! And now Jaywalker is back on his feet, and Jay pulls out from underneath the ring a… a ball of rolled up Barbedwire!!! And Jay goes back under and pulls out a barbedwire wrapped Steel Chair!! Talk about “Reckless Wiring”!! And Jay grabs that barbedwire ball, and Jay goes over to WWEFan, and Jay pulls up WWEFan’s jersey, and SCRAPES THE BARBEDWIRE BALL ACROSS HIS RIBS!!!
Stew-O: No wait, WWEFan out of NOWHERE smashes a Trashcan Lid over Jaywalker’s skull! He mustve pulled it out from underneath the ring, but Fan has surely blindsided Jay! Jay is leaned over the ringpost, and WWEFan sets up a nearby Steel Chair in a seated position…. and WWEFan is holding his Bat… as WWEFan backs up, LEAPS off of the Chair and hits the BASEBALL BAT-EQUIPPED MISSLILE RUNNING DROPKICK INTO JAY’S BODY!!!! THE WOODEN BAT HAS BEEN CRACKED NEARLY IN HALF, AS JAY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND THE REF HEADS OVER TO JAY!
Referee: Mr. Walker do you quit?!
Stew-O: WWEFan now grabs the Barbedwire Steel Chair and the Rolled up Barbedwire the size of a soccer ball, and throws them into the ring… and WWEFan goes under the ring again and pulls out a wooden table!! And slides in with it! Now WWEFan has hold of the Barbedwire Ball… and as Jaywalker gets back up… WHAM!!!
Masters: WWEFan CLOCKS the Barbedwire Ball RIGHT into Jaywalker’s face!!!!!! How horrifying!!! Jay is on his hands and knees, and WWEFan places the razor sharp, Barbedwire Ball on Jaywalker’s Spine.. and WWEFan GRABS THE BARBEDWIRE CHAIR!! AND WWEFAN SMASHES THE CHAIR, AND FLATTENS THE BARBEDWIRE BAT STRAIGHT INTO JAYWALKER’S SPINE!!!! WWEFAN WONT STOP!!!!
WWEFan: QUIT!!! QUIT!!! QUIT!!!
Jaywalker: I!!!!…… I!!!!…….
Masters: BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!! A LIMOUSINE IS RIDING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!!! Fan’s attention has been diverted to the limo, as the limousine is parked at the bottom of the ramp, almost at ringside! And WWEFan… WWEFan is SMILING! This COULD be CM Ronn, ITS GOTTA BE THE CHAIRMAN!
Stew-O: The Limo hasn’t opened so we don’t know but from behind Jaywalker is on his KNEES… and swipes the Chair from WWEFan’s hands!! And WWEFan turns around as Jaywalker SMASHES the barbedwire Chair into WWEFan’s midsection!!! Fan is down! Fan is down! Jaywalker is back up on his feet after that vicious beating, as bloody trails are dripping down Jaywalkers spine into the canvas. Jaywalker opens up the barbedwire ball, and pulls a long strand of barbedwire from the ball. And Jay WRAPS the razor-sharp strand of barbedwire around WWEFan’s throat… and while WWEFan is in the ring, Jaywalker is on the apron… AND JAYWALKER IS STRANGLING JAYWALKER WITH THE BARBEDWIRE!!! WWEFAN IS BEING CHOKED OUT AND STRANGLED BY THE BARBEDWIRE!!!
Referee: WWEFan do you quit?!
Stew-O: Fan cant even breathe! WWEFan CANT SAY he quits because Jay is choking the air right out of his throat!!!
Masters: Jaywalker soon lets go, and Jaywalker gets back into the ring and as WWEFan is on the ground, Jaywalker STOMPS over and over and over at WWEFan’s throat, screaming “QUIT” after every stomp!!! And now Jaywalker grabs WWEFan, and Jaywalker grabs the table, and Jay sets it up on the turnbuckle. And now Jay goes over to WWEFan…. and Jay picks up WWEFan… AND JAY LIFTS WWEFAN IN THE CRUCIFIX POSITION!!!!!! JAY WANTS TO HIT THE BORDER TOSS!!! JAY IS GOING FOR THE BORDER TOSS!!! But WWEFan gets a free arm loose and elbows at the back of Jay’s skull, and WWEFan slides out! WWEFan is groggy as Jay turns around and runs for the Sunset Flip Facebuster!!! But WWEFan pushes Jaywalker out as Jay ends up going over the ropes onto the ring apron!
Stew-O: And now Jay is hanging onto the ropes… as WWEFan grabs the barbedwire steel chair, and WWEFan goes over to Jaywalker…. and SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO JAY’S SKULL!!! And Jay is STILL hanging onto the ropes as WWEFan SMASHES the chair into Jay’s skull again!!! And Jay is still hanging on!!! And WWEFan backs into the ropes and runs the MEAN SHOULDERBLOCK INTO JAY’S RIBS, AS JAY IS SENT FLYING INTO THE LIMOUSINE’S FRONT WINDOW!!!! The window is only cracked… but WWEFan isn’t finished!!! WWEFAN IS CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!! AND WWEFAN MAY WANT TO FINISH THIS ALL WITH THE LEAP OF FAITH!!!!!!! JAY IS PARALYZED IN THAT CRACKED WINDSHIELD, CONSCIOUS BUT BARELY ABLE TO MOVE AS FAN IS READY TO LEAP OFF!!!
Masters: BUT BEFORE HE HITS IT!!!!!!!
Jaywalker: I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!!
Masters: HOLY CRAP!!!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!
Masters: JAY QUIT!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO WAY!!!!!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Masters: THIS MATCH IS OVER…. BUT HEY!!! BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN CALL FOR THE BELL, JOHNNY BAD BLOOD IS BEHIND HIM, AND SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE INTO THE BACK OF THE REFEREE’S HEAD!!!! WWEFAN IS FURIOUS, as WWEFan LEAPS off of the turnbuckle onto Johnny Bad Blood and throws punch after punch!!! And now WWEFan grabs the barbedwire ball.. and WWEFan grabs two strands of barbedwire and wraps it around his fists!!!! WWEFan while shuffle dancing throws SHOT after SHOT after SHOT into Johnny Bad Blood’s head! Those harsh jabs thatll cut him open real soon… And FROM BEHIND, MICKEY MASTERSON WHO RUNS IN THE RING FROM THE CROWD IS GOING TO ATTACK WWEFAN… BUT WWEFAN THROWS ENDLESS BLOWS STRAIGHT INTO MICKEY’S GUT!!! And WWEFan turns around and throws… A KNOCKOUT PUNCH STRAIGHT INBETWEEN JBB’S EYES!!!! As JBB falls back and is seated infront of the table leaned on the turnbuckle….
Stew-O: And now WWEFan climbs the turnbuckle…….. and WWEFan is STANDING ONTOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, CLEAR ACROSS THE RING FROM JOHNNY BAD BLOOD!!! And WWEFan… WWEFAN LEAPS!!! AND FROM PUERTO RICO TO MEXICO, WWEFAN HITS THE COAST TO COAST!!! AS JBB PLUMMETS THROUGH THE TABLE BEHIND HIM!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!!! And WWEFan after that move is back on his feet, holding his spine but back up… and Mickey Masterson Runs at him with a SHOT right into the skull with the ringbell!! … But WWEFAN DUCKS, AND WWEFAN CATCHES MICKEY MASTERSON… AND HITS THE PAYCUT!!! THE PAYCUT RIGHT ONTO THE RINGBELL!!! WOW!!!!!! WWEFAN IS ON FIRE!!!! And WWEFan tosses the ringbell out of the ring! And now Jaywalker is STILL laid over the cracked limousine windsheild! I tell you, he’s paralyzed! He may actually need medical assistance!
Masters: And now WWEFan climbs the turnbuckle!!! And WWEFan is READY!!! WWEFan is STANDING on the top of the turnbuckle looking down at Jay’s body, INFURIATED by the Foundations interferance… AND WWEFAN!!!! WWEFAN LEAPS FROM THE RING TO THE LIMOUSINE ON THE RAMP!!!!!!!!!! A 15 FOOT TRAVEL!!! AND WWEFAN HITS THE LEAP OF FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! … BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!! JAYWALKER ROLLS OVER, AS WWEFAN PLUMMETS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD OF THE LIMOUSINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAY IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE, AS THE CAMERA FADES INTO WWEFAN IN THE FRONT SEAT OF THE LIMO, BURIED IN GLASS AND BLOOD, AND KNOCKED OUT!!!! MY GOD!! Jaywalker is back on his feet, and the referee is just barely back up! But Johnny Bad Blood and Mickey Masterson are knocked out!
Stew-O: Now Jaywalker opens the front door of the limo to pull WWEFan’s body out… and WWEFan is on his knees infront of Jaywalker, as Jaywalker clenches his fist and just delivers punches, stiff and cruel punches into WWEFan’s forehead, as blood starts pouring down his face! Jay just WONT STOP! WWEFan is GASPING on his own blood! … This senseless beating wont cease until WWEFan can even mutter the words, just mumble the words “I Quit”… Theres a disturbance in the crowd… it seems like SOMEONE IS RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD!!!! ITS….. ITS EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!!!! Extreme Enigma is here!!!!!! And Enigma PUSHES Jaywalker aside, and TACKLES WWEFan into the Limousine!!! And now Enigma tosses WWEFan ontop of the Limousine, and…. And ENIGMA KICKS WWEFAN IN THE GUT, AND HITS THE XTREME TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: THE YOUNG PSYCHOTIC EXTREME ENIGMA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! EXTREME ENIGMA HAS A HEAD FULL OF STEAM AS ENIGMA RUNS UNDER THE RING AND PULLS OUT A LADDER! AND ENIGMA SETS IT UP NEXT TO THE TOP OF THE LIMOUSINE WHERE WWEFAN IS LAID OUT AS EXTREME ENIGMA CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THIS TWENTY FOOT LADDER! AND JAYWALKER IS LOOKING ON STARING IN AMAZEMENT! ENIGMA IS UP HIGH….. AND ENIGMA LEAPS!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA HITS THE SWANTON BOMB ON WWEFAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, STEW!!!!!!!!! THE CARNAGE!!! THE WRECKAGE, LOOK AT THE DENT UNDERNEATH WWEFAN! WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHOS IN THAT LIMO BUT WWEFAN MAY NEVER KNOW AFTER HAVING THE WIND KNOCKED RIGHT OUT OF HIM!!!! And now Arena Security is running towards Extreme Enigma, and Enigma rolls off of Fan, hops over the guardrail and runs into the crowd! Remember that Extreme Enigma was BARRED from the building! And now Jaywalker, he doesn’t know what to make of this…. UNTIL HE FINDS THAT THE REFEREE IS UP!!
Stew-O: What a chaotic battle! WWEFan is groaning and gasping for air, he might be choking on his own blood, literally! Jay grabs WWEFan by the hair and pulls him off of the destroyed limousine… and Jay grabs WWEFan and tosses him back into the ring! And now Jaywalker grabs the remains of that rolled up barbedwire all…. AND JAY… JAY IS SMOTHERING WWEFAN WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE BALL!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!! JAY IS SMOTHERING FAN WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE BALL LIKE A PILLOW, AND AT LAST RESORT WWEFAN KICKS JAY IN THE STOMACH! Jay was caught off guard, and as Jay goes BACK to WWEFan…. WWEFan SMASHES AND BREAKS THE BARBEDWIRE STEEL CHAIR OVER JAYWALKER’S HEAD!!!! A DESPERATE, DESPERATE MOVE BY WWEFAN!!!!!! AS THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR LITERALLY HAS JAYWALKERS FACE PRINT ALL OVER IT!!!
Masters: And now WWEFan is ACTUALLY back on his feet!!! I don’t know how it’s possible but I have to assume its a second wind!!! BUT HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!! WWEFAN GOES OVER TO JAYWALKER!!!!!!! AND WWEFAN MANEUVERS THE CON!!!! THE CON!!!!!!!!!!! AS HE HAS THE CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF SUBMISSION LOCKED IN!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!! GOOD LORD!!!! WWEFAN HAS STOLEN JAY’S FINISHING MANEUVER, AS JAYWALKER IS TAPPING OUT! BUT THAT DOESN’T END A MATCH LIKE THIS … AND.. AND HEY LOOK!!! SOMEONE IS OPENING THE LIMOUSINE DOOR! WWEFan has no clue, because he is facing toawrds us while locking in that submission! And Now… NOW ITS!!!! ITS!!!
Stew-O & Masters: ITS JENNY!!!!
Masters: ITS JENNY!!! JENNY’S HERE!!! AND JENNY SLIDES IN THE RING, WWEFAN HAS NO IDEA, AND JENNY HITS A HUGE kick into the back of the WWEFan’s head!!! WWEFan lets go of the move! And now Jenny pulls something out of her vest… AND SHE HAS PULLED OUT A BLUDGEON NIGHT STICK!!!! AND SHE SMASHES IT OVER WWEFAN’S HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: AND NOW JAYWALKER, JAYWALKER OUT OF PURE, DESPERATION GRABS WWEFANS LEGS!!!! AND JAY LOCKS IN THE CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF SUBMISSION!!!! AND JENNY PLACES THAT NIGHT STICK ON THE BACK OF WWEFAN’S NECK, AND IS STANDING ON IT, CHOKING OUT WWEFAN, AS HE BEGINS TO BLEED FROM HIS NOSE AND EYES!!!!! WWEFAN IS BEING TORTURED WORSE THAN THEY TORTURE TERRORISTS, WORSE THAN THEY TORTURE CRIMINALS, WORSE THAN THEY TORTURE ANIMALS!!!!!
Referee: WWEFAN DO YOU QUIT?!?!??
WWEFan: I QUI…..NN…NO!!!……..NO!!!!! NO NO NO!!!!!
Masters: Jaywalker doesn’t know what to do!!!! And Jaywalker drags WWEFan by his hair and attempting to choke WWEFan out using the ropes!!!… BUT HOLD ON A SECOND!!!! WWEFAN FROM THE RING APRON GRABS A BARBEDWIRE KENDO STICK!!!! CONVENIENTLY PLACED ON THE RING APRON, AND WWEFAN SWATS IT STRAIGHT INTO JAYWALKER’S SKULL!!!! AND NOW JENNY IS CLOSING IN TOWARDS WWEFAN FROM BEHIND… BUT WWEFAN SWATS THE KENDO STICK STRAIGHT INTO JENNY’S RIBS!!!! As Jenny falls to the mat!!!! And now Jay is back up as WWEFan SWATS the Kendo Stick into Jay’s gut, and then spine!!!! And now WWEFAN HOLDS HOLDS IN A CAMEL CLUTCH CHOKEHOLD USING THE KENDO STICK!!!!! JAY IS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS THROAT!!!
Referee: Jaywalker do you quit!!?!?!?!?
Jaywalker: i quii… iii….
Stew-O: JAYS CRIES ARE GURGLED OF BLOOD, SPIT AND MOSTLY PAIN AND AGONY, JAYWALKER CAN’T QUIT BECAUSE WWEFAN WONT LET GO!!!! AND FROM BEHIND JOHNNY BAD BLOOD HITS THE BIG BOOT RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF WWEFAN’S HEAD!!! FAN IS SENT DOWN! And now Mickey Masterson and Johnny Bad Blood are stomping at WWEFan over and over again….. UNTIL RAPTOR AND CARLOS STORM DOWN THE RAMP AND BRAWL AGAINST THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THE SIGNAL AND HERE THEY COME, AS JBB GRABS ANOTHER BEER BOTTLE AND SWINGS AT RAPTORS HEAD!!!! BUT RAPTOR DUCKS AND NAILS JBB WITH THE SPEAR!!!!! AS BOTH MEN FALL OUTSIDE THE RING! And now Carlos backs up to CLOTHESLINE Mickey Masterson to the outside of the ring! And both tag teams begin to brawl in the crowd…. meanwhile WWEFan is trying to get up….. And Jenny has WWEFan’s kendo stick in her hands!!!
Masters: And Jenny is about to strike!!! …. BUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, HBKFAN SLIDES IN THE RING AND NAILS THE SUPERKICK ON JENNY!!!! :O :O!!!!! THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!!!! AND JENNY IS LEANED ONTO THE ROPES AS HBKFAN HITS A LOU THEZ PRESS ON JENNY AS BOTH WOMEN ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! And now WWEFan is finally on his feet, and WWEFan grabs a trashcan and places it on Jaywalker’s downed body!!! And now WWEFan grabs that 20 foot ladder that Extreme Enigma used on him, and places it in the ring!!!! AND WWEFAN IS CLIMBING IT!!! WWEFAN IS STANDING AT THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!
WWEFan: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, JAY!!!! QUIT!!!!!
Masters: AND WWEFAN JUMPS OFF OF THE 15 FOOT LADDER… AND NAILS THE ELBOW DROP!!!! …. BUT WAIT!!! Jay TOSSES the Trashcan STRAIGHT INTO THE AIR, AS IT CRASHES INTO WWEFAN, KNOCKING HIM OFF COURSE AS FAN CRASHES INTO THE RING!!!!! And meanwhile outside Mickey Masterson and Johnny Bad Blood are being beaten down by Carlos and Raptor in the crowd…. BUT JBB SNATCHES A BEER BOTTLE FROM A CROWD MEMBER AND SMASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO RAPTOR’S SKULL!!! AND JBB, WITH THAT BROKEN BOTTLE SWIPES ACROSS CARLOS’ FACE AS A GIANT GASH IS MADE ON CARLOS’ FACE, AND CARLOS SCREAMS IN HORROR! AND NOW JBB GRAGS CARLOS….. AND JOHNNY BAD BLOOD ONTOP OF ONE OF THE SIX FLIGHT OF STAIRS HITS THE YUNG BLOOD SLAM, AS CARLOS IS SENT FLYING INTO ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Stew-O: And now HBKFan is beating down on Jenny at ringside!!! And Jaywalker rolls to the outside of the ring, and JAY NAILS HBKFAN STRAIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A PUNCH!!!! JAYWALKER JUST KNOCKED OUT HBKFAN, THAT’S A WOMAN DAMN IT! SHE NEVER ATTACKED YOU! HOW SICKENING!!! And now Jaywalker goes under the ring….AND JAY PULLS OUT A WHIP!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MANIACAL WEAPONS ARE PUT UNDER THIS RING?!?!?! A WHIP?!?!?! SERIOUSLY!?!??!?! JAY NOW SLIDES INTO THE RING AND WWEFAN IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES… and JAYWALKER VIOLENTLY WHIPS WWEFAN WITH THAT WHIP, AS THE METAL TIP LASHES INTO THE BACK OF WWEFAN’S HEAD!!!!!!!! AND JAY WHIPS AGAIN AS IT LASHES ACROSS WWEFAN’S SPINE, AS WWEFAN HAS DEEP WHIP MARKS IN HIS SPINE!!!!!! WWEFAN IS BEING BEAT LIKE A SLAVE, WORSE THAN THAT, HE’S BEING WHIPPED LIKE AN ANIMAL! LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! THIS IS A DEVICE USED TO TAME WILD BEASTS AND JAY IS WHIPPING INTO WWEFAN WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!!! AND JAYWALKER WHIPS WWEFAN AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!!!!
WWEFan: I QUIT!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: ITS OVER!!!!
Masters: I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS… BUT THANK GOD!! FINALLY!!!!
( Jaywalker’s music plays as The Referee helps him up and Mickey Masterson, Jenny and Johnny Bad Blood help celebrate with him )
Announcer: The Winner of this Match… AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW VICE PRESIDENT OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWALKEEEEEEER!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I AM SPEECHLESS!!!!
Masters: THIS WILL, I REPEAT, WILL ROCKED THE FOUNDATION OF THIS ENTIRE COMPANY!
Stew-O: THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST HISTORIC NIGHT IN EAW HISTORY!!! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE CHAOTIC MATCH. I HONESTLY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE MUCH MORE OF EVEN WATCHING THIS! Jaywalker after YEARS of hardwork, After YEARS of campaigning against EAW Management has BECOME the very thing he’s despised, and that IS management!
Masters: And We all thought that Ronn would be in that Limousine, and that it would be over for Jaywalker! But It ended up being JENNY who was the woman in the Limousine, and it was Jenny who may have been the reason that Jaywalker even has a JOB!
Stew-O: Jaywalker has just become VICE PRESIDENT of Extreme Answers Wrestling! Jaywalker now has Power over COUNTLESS people in this company!!! I am SPEECHLESS otherwise! I really don’t know what to say!!!
Masters: Theres nothing more TO say, Stew! This picture paints 1000 words!
( Fireworks shoot up into the air )
Masters: The Dynasty’s Foundation has a BIG, BIG smile on their faces! And I can only IMAGINE what will take place on Dynasty!!!!
Stew-O: Good Lord! That was a hellacious match! And now WAIT A MINUTE! The music stops… and Jaywalker is telling Mickey Masterson to go under the ring….. and Mickey does and pulls out TWO TABLES!!!! AS MICKEY STACKS THEM UP RIGHT INFRONT OF US AT RINGSIDE! And now Johnny Bad Blood drags WWEFan to the apron! And now Jaywalker goes to the apron… AND HOLDS WWEFAN HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD FOR THE BORDER TOSS!!!!
Masters: NO WAY!!!! now Mickey Masterson and Johnny Bad Blood are hooking WWEFan by Each Arm!!!! …. AND JAY TOSSES WWEFAN WITH THE BORDER TOSS, AS JBB AND MICKEY MASTERSON ASSIST IN DRIVING WWEFAN THROUGH THE STACKED TABLES!!!!!!! WWEFAN HAS BEEN DESTROYED, AND EVERYTHING THAT HE STANDS FOR GOES ALONG WITH IT!!!!!
( The Dynasty’s Foundation’s music plays as they all celebrate and walk up the ramp, and celebrate among themselves to the dismay of the crowd until the show eventually fades to black. )
( EAW logo buzzes )