Jaron Collins
(EAW intro plays.)
(SCREEN BAR – EARLIER TODAY.)
(We catch a glimpse of the outside of the World 1 Theatre where Reasonable Doubt is being held tonight. We cut to the backstage area to see multiple tables set up in catering to fit the Showdown roster. Most of them shown feasting off of Thanksgiving food and conversing with each other. Most of the people who have matches against each other tonight are for the most part sitting far away from each other. They soon halt what they’re doing though as Ryan Wilson is handed a microphone from production to which everyone rolls their eyes.)
Ryan Wilson: Excuse me, everyone! As your Showdown General Manager, I’d just like to wish everyone here a Happy Thanksgiving! Well, maybe not everyone…
(Wilson side eye glances Ronan Malosi and Lucas Johnson.)
Ryan Wilson: But since the thanksgiving time is approaching, I think it’d be best to share what we are all grateful for this evening. Allow me to start us all off, personally, I’m grateful for the respect, love, and admiration that I receive from all of you for being the greatest Showdown General Manager of all time. And ALWAYS listening to what my elitists have to say. So, who’s next?
(SKA raises his hand and everyone turns their attention over to him.)
SKA: I’LL GO! I’m grateful for being the one to end Xavier Williams’ undefeated streak and I’m grateful that our general manager took notice. I’m also grateful that I’ll have the opportunity to prove myself as the “Elite Answer” here in EAW when I defeat either Alexis or Consuela for the Interwire Championship. But first, I’m gonna defeat Bronson and James tonight. Speaking of my opponents, I’d like to send the question over to Bronson. What are you grateful for?
(SKA points at who he perceives to be Bronson.)
Ryan Wilson: Uhm, SKA….that’s… uh.. Jon Kelton…
SKA: :comeagain: I’m sorry, but…they all kind of look the same to me.
Bronson Daniels: :mjpls: Ignoring this racist bozo, I’m grateful that the homie Jake Smith is main eventing tonight, I’m grateful that my waist won’t be feeling empty without a title around it for much longer, and I’m grateful that I’m gonna be able to slap the shit outta SKA….Who’s next? You know what, I’ll keep the trend going, James… what are you grateful for?
James Ranger: I’m grateful for the fact that I’m going to be the one to ascend up that ladder tonight and pull down that contract and receive the opportunity to challenge for the Interwire Championship!
James Ranger: Also grateful that I get to beat SKA’s racist a–
Ryan Wilson: HEY!
(The camera pans over to show Justin Windgate trying to light up a blunt before stopping to look at Wilson.)
Justin Windgate: What?
Ryan Wilson: NO LIGHTING UP RIGHT NOW! We’re celebrating Thanksgiving!
(Justin puts the blunt away, disappointed.)
Ryan Wilson: But since you seem to wanna “unwind” here, why don’t you tell us what you’re grateful for, Windgate.
Justin Windgate: Well, I’m grateful that my buddy Mike Flowers hooked me up with some new product. That I WAS about to smoke before I was so rudely interrupted. But other than that, I’m grateful that I can avenge my loss at Pain For Pride in the form of the 24/7 Contract.
Jon Kelton: :wtf:
Justin Windgate: I’ll pass the question over to…Strawberry Steve! What are you grateful for, goat?
Strawberry Steve: …whatever…
(Steve goes back to eating his food without a care while almost everyone in the room begins to clap.)
(The Doctor raises her hand.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m grateful that business has been up way more in the year of 2020 and that I’ve been able to help far more patients than I was the last year!
Jamie O’Hara: Guess I’ll go next, don’t know if I’m gonna be able to follow that one up though, I’m grateful that I’m the ace of the Showdown locker room, and I’m grateful that I’m gonna get the chance to reaffirm that when I beat Jake, Kassidy, and Bethany tonight.
???: Ahem…
(Kassidy Heart clears her throat as the room goes silent before she starts speaking)
Kassidy Heart: I’m grateful, that after tonight I’ll have brought the Answers World Championship back to where it rightfully belongs. Around the waist of someone deserving of it! .. But moving on I’ll pass the question along to my remaining opponent tonight, Jake what are you grateful for?
Jake Smith: I’m grateful for the fact that if you kinda tilt your head at an angle you can sort of see Bethany’s nip-
Ryan Wilson: HEY… HEY…
Jake Smith: I mean I’m grateful for the opportunity to prove why JAKE SMITH IS MONEY, when I win my first World Championship! I’m not really sure who to pass the question along to so if–
???: I’ll go.
(Jon Kelton is shown sitting sternly in his chair with the 24/7 contract placed out on the table infront of him)
Jon Kelton: I’m grateful for the fact that after I successfully defend this contract tonight, I no longer have to deal with that junkie Justin Windgate anymore.
???: HEY THAT CONTRACT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!
(Everyone turns around in unison as Ronan Malosi stumbles into the room half changed into his ring attire still wearing his Applebee’s name badge)
Ronan Malosi: NO HOT TAKES THIS TIME! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEATING YOU KELTON AND YOU KNOW IT!
Ronan Malosi: But still I’m grateful. I’m grateful for the fact that after tonight, after I beat the hell out of Ryan Wilson… THE HOT TAKE KING WILL MOVE ON WITH HIS JOURNEY TO CAPTURE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!! :mjgrin:
(The entire room goes quiet… before finally everyone in the room cries with laughter)
(Consuela Rose Ava adamantly raises out of her seat stopping her laughter. )
Consuela Rose Ava: I’M NEXT! I’m grateful for these delicious cupcakes, seriously, who made these?:ahh: I’m also grateful for this Interwire Championship.
(Consuela hoists up the Interwire Championship and Alexis Chambers is seen eyeing up the title.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I’ll be eternally grateful when I’m still holding it at the end of the night after defending it against a helpless little tramp like Alexis Chambers!
Alexis Chambers: What’s that supposed to mean?
Consuela Rose Ava: Ya know, someone who I thought was my tag team partner last week but turned out to be fake. You picked my scraps after Justin Windgate and Jon Kelton so also a coward.
Alexis Chambers: I’ll show you a coward.
(Alexis and Consuela rise up from their seats in anger, prepared to fight.)
???: LADIES! LADIES!
(Ronan Malosi steps into the scene again .)
Ronan Malosi: Now’s not the time to be hostile! This is Thanksgiving! Plus, your Hot Take King didn’t get a chance to share EVERYTHING he’s grateful for!
(Ronan pulls out some notecards.)
Ronan Malosi: I’m grateful for-
(Ronan is pelted with a clump of Mashed Potatoes which hits his sweatervest.)
Ronan Malosi: MOTHERFUC- WHO DID THAT?! SOMEONE OWES ME MONEY!!! IT’S GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO GET THIS STAIN OUT! I MEAN I COULD TRY TO SCRUB IT OFF…BUT THIS MOTHER
Dr. Bethany Blue: FUDGER
Ronan Malosi: STAYING IN!
(Ryan Wilson steps to the stage.)
Ryan Wilson: Relax, your cheap suit probably doesn’t cost much anyways.
Ronan Malosi: WHOS SUIT YOU CALLING CHEAP?!
Ryan Wilson; Yours, obviously.
Ronan Malosi: Ok…
(Ronan throws some punch in the face of Ryan Wilson and it’s on, a brawl breaks out between everyone on the Showdown roster. Well, everyone with the exception of Strawberry Steve who continues to non-chalantly eat his food. The Woogieman is seen scoping around the food table before grabbing some pie.)
The Woogieman: FINALLY, the Woog has gotten some…pie.
(Woogieman turns around and looks to throw it in the face of Jake Smith who ducks under it and the pie inadvertently hits the face of Bethany Blue.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: MOTHER-FREAKER!
The Woogieman: Sorry, Doc! The Woog meant to hit “shorty” over there!
(The Woogieman points over to Jake Smith who’s battling it out with Kassidy. Bethany wipes the pie off of her face, angered.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: ALEXIS!!
(Alexis and Bethany both attack Woogie and slam him through one of the tables. Everyone takes a second to stop and look over at The Woogieman before going right back to fighting as we fade to black with the scene ending in chaos!)
(The camera pans into the World 1 Theatre.)
(Pyro shoots up and down the stage. Then blue lights and lasers flash throughout the World 1 Theatre. “Take Over” is playing in the background as the virtual crowd is ready and excited. The camera pans to ringside seeing the trip of Eve, Deadprez, and the world famous Gavin Kirkland.)
Eve: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO REASONABLE DOUBT!!!
Deadprez: We’re here and what a card we have for you tonight. It’s been quite the past few weeks, and we’re ready to get things rolling here tonight in our first match! Gina, take it away!
(The camera pans around to the ring area to show multiple ladders propped up ringside, and on the stage area. We also are able to see the clipboard with the Interwire Championship number one contender contract clipped to it suspended 25-feet in the air. We pan over to the ring to see Gina Romano standing inside the ring to announce the competitors.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH WHERE THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE AN OPPORTUNITY AT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Gluttony Fang II’ plays over the PA system and out comes James Ranger, who’s wife, Joyanne Ranger stands alongside him. They briefly talk strategy before she heads to the back and James begins heading towards the ring with a his eyes laser-focused on that contract hanging above the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing from London, England, weighing in at 243 pounds…he is “THE BLACK MAMBA” JAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS RAAAAAAAAANNNGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Eve: James Ranger is the man with arguably the most to prove going into this matchup as many feel he doesn’t belong on this stage in the first place, not even our General Manager Ryan Wilson did.
Deadprez: James’ll be the first to tell you that his track record hasn’t been all that great so far in this season but I believe he can make tune those losses and shortcomings out of everyone’s minds here tonight if he wins the number one contendership and silences the doubters and the critics.
Gavin Kirkland: That won’t come easy though as there’s two other competitors who are just equally as hungry as James Ranger here tonight.
(James Ranger slides his jacket off in the ring as his theme fades out and is replaced with ‘Murder’ by Kleine Viezerik as SKA makes his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction from fans but he doesn’t seem to care much as he is too laser-focused on that contract.)
Gina Romano: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Rotterdam, Netherlands, weighing in at 269 pounds…he is “THE ELITE ANSWER”….S-K-A!!
Gavin Kirkland: Here’s a man who’s been certainly making headlines here. Albeit, some of it for the wrong reasons as SKA’s comments building towards this match have been a little bit questionable.
Deadprez: A little? That sucka racist! :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: Hey, you heard SKA, he’s color blind.
Deadprez: :mjpls:
Eve: Guys, besides his questionable comments outside of the ring, he still is a forced to be reckoned with inside the ring. This is the same man who ended Xavier Williams’ undefeated streak here in EAW, a man not many expected to do so. Granted, he did so with a little bit of assistance by Andrea Valentine. But the point still stands, I could see SKA walking out your number one contender tonight.
(SKA and James Ranger both stand in the ring and await the arrival of their third opponent who doesn’t keep them waiting for long as “Hot N*gga” by Bobby Shmurda plays over the arena to a huge pop from the virtual fans as Bronson Daniels makes his way onto the stage with a “Free Bobby 2021” shirt. Along with that, Bronson is also sporting a special black and white attire for this event as he makes his way down to the ring, eyeing up the ladders that surround ringside and that are setup on the aisle.)
Gina Romano: And their opponent! Hailing from Cocoa Beach, Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds…”THE EUPHORIC MACHINE” BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: And here’s the final piece of the puzzle to this matchup, Bronson Daniels. A man who some are considering the favorite to win this match. We know Bronson can perform on a high level when it matters, he proved that during his 92 day New Breed Championship reign. The same reign that recently came to an end at Territorial Invasion.
Gavin Kirkland: True, but if Bronson can win tonight, and defeat whoever the Interwire Champion goes on to be at the time, he won’t have to wait long to have some gold back around his waist.
Deadprez: I mean I talked to Bronson earlier, he said that’s the goal. He also said slapping the shit out of SKA was one of his goals too tonight.
(Bronson takes off his ring jacket and all three of the competitors in this matchup stay sprawled out from each other as the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Three competitors, one opportunity; it’s survival of the fittest— HERE WE GO! BRONSON AND JAMES CHARGE AT SKA AND BEGIN UNLOADING A BARRAGE OF STRIKES AND KICKS ON HIM IN THE CORNER!! BRONSON DANIELS HASNT FORGOTTEN ITS EVER MAN FOR THEMSELVES HOWEVER AS HE TURNS JAMES TO HIM AND DELIVERS SOME PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF JAMES! Meanwhile, SKA is sunken down in the corner off of that attack by both men. Bronson rebounds James off the ropes and looks for a clothesline but Ranger is able to duck under and land a snap German Suplex on Bronson Daniels who is able to make it to his feet but holding his neck in pain. Bronson is tossed to the corner adjacent to the corner SKA is currently in by James. Who builds up a head of steam and splashes Bronson Daniels while he is in the corner. He doesn’t stop there as he turns around and does the same to SKA. Ranger goes back and lands another splash on Bronson while he is in the corner. He looks to do the same to SKA again-
Gavin Kirkland: HE WONT BE ABLE TO AS SKA JUST TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! Ranger has rolled outside of the ring and SKA turns his attention to Bronson Daniels who he pulls to the center of the ring by grabbing a handful of his dreadlocks. Absolute disrespect by SKA. Who plants Bronson Daniels down to the mat with an STO. SKA looking for something big here as he springs off the ropes for a moonsault- BUT NOBODY HOME! BRONSON DANIELS HAS MANAGED TO EVADE THE MOONSAULT BY SKA WHO IS MAKING HIS WAY TO HIS FEET FAVORING HIS STOMACH AFTER MISSING! SKA LOOKS TO REGAIN THE ADVANTAGE BY LUNGING AT BRONSON WHO SLIDES BEHIND SKA! AND MANAGES TO WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND THE HEAD AND NECK AREA OF SKA! COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR A SLEEPER? NO, AS BRONSON DANIELS MANAGES TO LAND A SLEEPER SUPLEX ON SKA!
Deadprez: Impressive move by Bronson who notices that SKKKA is sat down in the corner. Bronson has a wicked look in his eyes as he charges off from the corner opposite to land a SLIDING D! SKA just got crushed between Bronson’s elbow and that bottom turnbuckle! Bronson is now attempting to follow that up as he makes his way to the top turnbuckle, looking to land some sort of aerial maneuver.
Eve: BEFORE HE CAN DO SO, JAMES RANGER PUSHES BRONSON OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Just like that, Ranger reinserts himself back into this match. Ranger is now taking to the skies, as he leaps off the top turnbuckle to land an elbow drop on the still downed SKA. James Ranger came down with so much force and momentum on that elbow drop, I wouldn’t be surprised if he pierced the heart of SKA right there.
Gavin Kirkland: Ranger knows he’s in the driver seat right now and he begins sizing up SKA who has begun making his way to his feet. But before SKA can even get his wits about him, Ranger delivers a strong kick to the midsection! RANGER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR FINAL EXECUTION, THAT AXE KICK!!! THIS COULD CERTAINLY DIM SKA’S LIGHTS AND CREATE LEEWAY FOR RANGER TO GRAB THE CONTRACT BUT RANGER IS PULLED OUT BY BRONSON DANIELS!
Deadprez: BRONSON AINT FORGET RANGER DUMPING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! BRONSON GRABS RANGER’S MIDSECTION AND RAMS HIM INTO THE RING APRON! HARDEST PART OF THE RING, THAT COULD NOT HAVE FELT GOOD FOR JAMES RANGER! BRONSON GRABS AHOLD OF RANGER AND SNAP SUPLEXES HIM ON THE STEEL PART OF THE ENTRANCE WAY! Ranger rolls in pain as Bronson looks to turn his attention to SKA- WHO JUST SLINGSHOTTED FROM INSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDED ON BRONSON WITH A CORKSCREW SPLASH! Say what you want about SKA, but you can’t deny that was impressive. SKA is fired up and grabs a ladder from ringside but he surprisingly doesn’t bring the ladder inside the ring. SKA instead opts to bridge the ladder from our announce desk to the ring apron.
Gavin Kirkland: What a dumb decision. You have Bronson down, you have Ranger down, why not go in there and grab the contract?
Eve: Ranger and Bronson may be down now, but they are certainly not out. I think SKA realizes that and is looking to make sure that changes. He doesn’t want the possibility of Ranger or Bronson pushing him off while he attempts to unhook that contract. Plus you can hopefully take one down and eliminate that threat throughout the match.
Deadprez: SKA grabs Bronson and begins dragging him over to the bridged ladder. This spells out trouble for Bronson, dawg. SKA is looking to suplex Bronson through that ladder but Bronson is showing some resistance, he’s showing some fight. SKA is having some trouble getting Bronson up who’s putting that weight down. SKA TRIES TO GET BRONSON UP AGAIN WHO USES SKA’S OWN MOMENTUM TO DO A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! Luckily for himself, SKA got suplexed away from that ladder.
Eve: Bronson is up now and he turns his attention to the ring where James Ranger has slid a ladder into and is looking to grab the contract with. Bronson rushes in the ring and attempts to grab the ladder before James does! BOTH MEN ARE NOW PLAYING TUG OF WAR WITH BOTH ENDS OF THE LADDER! JAMES RANGER USES QUICK THINKING AS HE USES MOMENTUM TO DRIVE BRONSON INTO THE CORNER WHICH SIMULTANEOUSLY DRIVES THE LADDER INTO BRONSON’S MIDSECTION! Bronson has now crumpled to the mat, favoring his midsection, attempting to get some air back into his lungs. Ranger notices the opportunity and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Ranger begins the ascension but before he can get too far up, HE IS PULLED DOWN BY SKA! WHO CATCHES HIM WITH THE MES-CUTT! RANGER GETS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD WITH THAT TWIST OF FATE BY SKA! SKA, WHO NOW SEES THIS AS HIS TIME TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER!
Deadprez: SKA HAS ASCENDED AND HE HAS FINGERTIPS ON THAT CONTRACT! BRONSON HOWEVER CUTS SKA OFF FROM PULLING THE CONTRACT DOWN! BRONSON DELIVERS SOME PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF SKA WHICH CAUSES HIM TO SLIP DOWN A FEW RUNGS! BRONSON CLIMBS OVER TO SKA’S SIDE OF THE LADDER AND STANDS UP ON THE LAST LADDER RUNG! WHAT COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR?! BRONSON LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND DRIVES SKA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO HIS CHEST!!!!!! :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT! SKA IS ROLLING AROUND IN PURE AGONY AND PAIN! THE MOVE SEEMS TO HAVE TOOK A TOLL ON BRONSON TOO WHO IS STILL DOWNED IN THE RING! SKA HAS ROLLED OUT AND BRONSON DANIELS HAS THE WHOLE RING TO HIMSELF AND THAT LADDER OF COURSE! ALL BRONSON HAS TO DO IS RECOVER AND WE COULD BE LOOKING AT OUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
Eve: Bronson is finally beginning to stir and starts inching his way towards the ladder. Bronson is trying to pull through the pain and is slowly but surely ascending the ladder. THIS COULD BE IT, JAMES RANGER AND SKA ARE NOWHERE IN SIGHT! Just like SKA, Bronson has his fingertips on the contract. HE’S ABOUT TO PULL IT DOWN!!!
Deadprez: JAMES RANGER!! JAMES RANGER JUST CHUCKED A SMALLER SIZED LADDER IN THE RING AT BRONSON WHO FALLS OFF THE LADDER BECAUSE OF IT! James Ranger looks to be proud of himself from the outside of the ring, Ranger just narrowly was able to stop Bronson from pulling that contract down, but James is just as worn out as the others. Using the aid of the bottom rope and the apron to stand on his own two feet.
Eve: Ranger doesn’t take long to slide back in the ring however. Ranger grabs the ladder he threw at Bronson and props it up in the corner. Meanwhile, Bronson is sat in the corner, favoring his right shoulder which was hit by said ladder. And SKA still lies downed on the outside of the ring. I think that double foot stomp by Bronson may have put SKA out of commission. Can’t really be surprised by that though, Bronson damn near caved his chest in. In fact, somebody needs to come out here and check to see that’s not actually what happened.
Gavin Kirkland: I hope a similar situation like this happens in the women’s matches, I’ll have no issue with checking their chests out. :mjlit:
(Eve rolls up some paper and beats Gavin over the head with it.)
Eve: STOP. IT.
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: fine…
Eve: :mjpls: Meanwhile in the ring, Ranger has propped that ladder up in the corner and is looking to suplex Bronson Daniels on it. Bronson delivers some punches to the gut of James though, and manages to fight out of it and creates some separation between the two. Bronson lunges at Ranger and looks to land that leaping foot stomp on Ranger who uses Bronson’s momentum to alley-oop him above his head and to the corner where the ladder is! BRONSON SPREADS HIS LEGS AND IS ABLE TO NARROWLY AVOID THE LADDER BY SPRINGBOARDING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, HE TWISTS IN THE AIR TO COME CRASHING DOWN ON RANGER WITH A CROSSBODY!! BOTH MEN QUICKLY SPRING BACK UP TO THEIR FEET AND THIS TIME BRONSON CATCHES RANGER WITH A DROPKICK! Bronson kicks Ranger in the midsection and he hoists him up for a THUNDEROUS POWERBOMB!
Deadprez: BRONSON ROLLS RANGER TO HIS KNEES AND CATCHES HIM WITH A BICYCLE KNEE!!!! THINGS ARE COMING UP BRONSON AS HE CONNECTS WITH…GUNSMOKE!!!! GUNSMOKE ON A DAZED JAMES RANGER!! THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK CATCHES JAMES RANGER FLUSH!
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson seems to want to put the finishing touches on James Ranger though as he hooks James’ arm and looks to be connecting with Last Smoke. But Ranger has some wherewithal and uses momentum to drive himself and Bronson out onto the apron, causing Bronson to release his hook on Ranger. They better be careful though, that’s the same apron with that ladder still bridged it as set up by SKA. Both Ranger and Daniels are trading shots on the apron. Ranger is able to push Daniels into the ringpost and he hooks Bronson’s arm for seemingly a Suplex through that ladder. :lupe: RANGER IS GONNA PULL IT OFF!!
Eve: LOOK!! SKA HAS RECOVERED!! HE RIPS RANGER OFF THE APRON IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AND-
CRASH!
Eve: SKA HAS POWERBOMBED JAMES RANGER THROUGH THE LADDER!!
(The Virtual Crowd begins chanting “holy shit” off of what they just witnessed.)
Eve: RANGER IS NOT MOVING ONE BIT! SKA MAY HAVE JUST TOOK RANGER OUT OF THE EQUATION ENTIRELY! SKA IS PROUD OF HIMSELF BUT THAT SMILE JUST GOT WIPED OFF OF HIS FACE, ACTUALLY MORE LIKE KICKED OFF OF HIS FACE AS BRONSON DANIELS LANDS A PENALTY KICK FROM THE APRON THAT SENDS SKA DOWN ON ALL FOURS! BRONSON DROPS OFF THE APRON AND ROLLS SKA INSIDE THE RING! IF ONE OF THESE MAN CAN TAKE THE OTHER OUT, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS CLIMB THE LADDER THAT’S STILL SET UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THAT CONTENDERSHIP IS THEIRS! JAMES RANGER HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION COMPLETELY IT SEEMS!
Deadprez: BRONSON LOOKS TO KNOCK SKA’S HEAD OFF WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK WHO DUCKS UNDER AND USES THE ROPES TO ROLL THROUGH AND LAND THE FINNISH SUPLEX ON DANIELS! THAT ROLLING GERMAN WHERE SKA JUST RELEASED BRONSON DANIELS INTO THAT FORMERLY STANDING UPRIGHT LADDER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BRONSON IS CLUTCHING AT HIS HEAD WHILE SKA BEGINS SETTING THE LADDER BACK UP! SKA was looking to ascend but Bronson Daniels brings SKA down because he has a hold of SKA’s ankle.
Gavin Kirkland: Not just any hold, he has SKA IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! SKA IS STILL STANDING ON ONE FOOT BUT EVENTUALLY LOSES BALANCE AND FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR! BRONSON IS ATTEMPTING TO TWIST AND TURN THAT ANKLE OF SKA!! SKA IS TRYING TO GET BRONSON OFF OF HIM BUT BRONSON IS REAFFIRMING THE MESSAGE THAT, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS STAYING IN! NOWHERE TO GO FOR SKA, NO ROPE BREAKS IN THIS LADDER MATCH. AND THIS IS ACTUALLY SMART STRATEGY BY BRONSON DANIELS BECAUSE HE IS TAKING OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT TOOL YOU NEED IN A MATCH LIKE THIS AND THAT’S THE ABILITY TO CLIMB!
Eve: SKA IS ABLE TO ROLL TO HIS BACK AND KICK BRONSON DANIELS OFF OF HIM WHO REBOUNDS THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR…GUNSMOKE!!! BUT SKA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AND CONNECT WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MOVES IN THE FORM OF…THIRD EYE BLIND!! ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS ON BRONSON DANIELS WHO JUST STAGGERS BACK INTO THE CORNER! BRONSON IS LOOKING DAZED AND CONFUSED AND SKA IS TAKING THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASCEND THE LADDER BUT BRONSON DANIELS IS IN TOW!
Deadprez: BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING IT OUT ON TOP OF THE LADDER! BRONSON DANIELS LOOKS TO HAVE THE ADVANTAGE BUT SKA MANAGES TO SLAM BRONSON HEADFIRST OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER WHICH CAUSES BRONSON TO SLIP DOWN A FEW RUNGS! SKA HAS BOTH HANDS ON THE CONTRACT! HES GOT IT!!! SKA HAS UNHOOKED THE CONTRACT!
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Eve: NO, LOOK! RIGHT BEFORE SKA COULD FULLY GET THAT CONTRACT DOWN, BRONSON DANIELS RETURNS AND DELIVERS A FURRY OF PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF SKA WHICH…BRINGS HIM DOWN!! SKA HAS FALLEN DOWN TO THE MAT! BRONSON DANIELS HAS THIS IN THE BAG AND HE SITS ATOP OF THE LADDER TO TRULY SOAK IN HIS MOMENT BEFORE UNHOOKING!!
Deadprez: BRONSON HAS BOTH HANDS ON THE HOOK! HE’S GOT IT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT!! JAMES RANGER HAS RETURNED AND HE SHOVES BRONSON OFF THE LADDER! BRONSON DIDN’T NOTICE HIM! HOW IS JAMES RANGER STILL MOVING?!
Eve: IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE JAMES RANGER HAS JUST UNHOOKED THE CONTRACT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Gluttony Fang II’ blasts over the PA to a loud ovation from the Virtual Crowd as James Ranger sits atop of the ladder with the clipboard in hand!)
Gina Romano: HERE’S YOUR WINNER…AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP…JAMES RANGER!!!
Eve: This is an outcome that wasn’t expected but an outcome that myself and the people didn’t see coming. James Ranger was counted out from the jump and I think he just silenced all the doubters and all the critics.
Deadprez: This was definitely a hellacious match, and all men deserve credit for coming so close. This really could’ve been anybody’s ballgame but tonight it was James’.
(The camera pans to show James Ranger smiling on the ramp as he holds the contract in hand for a shot at the Interwire Championship before we fade to black.)
(Commercial with Lucas Johnson screaming that Biden stole the election and demands a recount for President Trump.)
(The scene opens with Kyra Phillips backstage.)
Kyra Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time…RONAN MALOSI!
(Ronan enters the scene with his knuckles taped, and a smug look.)
Kyra Phillips: Ronan, later tonight, you will be stepping into the ring against Ryan Wilson in a Chained Fury Match. What is your plan going into the match?
Ronan Malosi: My plan? Kyra, it’s simple. Make Ryan cry, and make him regret he ever decided to put a chain in my hand. I just wanted one more match, he brought this on himself. Just like me attacking his sweet, whore of a mother was brought on himself. Me attacking Alissa was brought on himself. Tonight, I finish the job and finally put Ryan Wilson in my side view mirror. Then I’m gonna celebrate with the ladies, chain style. :blessed:
Kyra Phillips: What do you mean?
Ronan Malosi: You know exactly what I mean. And you know what, you can join the party if you want, sweet face. :shaq: You know you can’t resist this.
(Ronan Malosi steps back so the camera can get a better view of his “irresistible” body. Kyra Phillips is unimpressed.)
Ronan Malosi: Word on the streets is that the ladies LOVE my hot takes. Whenever I make a hot take, they always stop what they’re doing just to listen to me. I’ll be celebrating with quite a few of them after the show. I fully understand if you wanna keep things personal, Kyra. You don’t wanna put your job in jeopardy. I fully understand. I don’t have evil intentions. I am really a nice guy.
Kyra Phillips: :usure: !!!!
(Ronan throws his arm around Kyra.)
Ronan Malosi: It’s a shame that someone like Ryan Wilson was able to see the star factor in me. I am the star that Showdown never realized that they needed. Now, they can’t get enough with me. They can’t get enough of my hot takes. Hell, even my manager Kevin stated that the revenue for Applebee’s has skyrocketed because of me! Well, I assume it’s because of me because I have always talked great about the restaurant. Kevin knows that I am the reason for the good for Applebee’s, he gave me the position of GENERAL MANAGER!
???: INTERIM!
(Alissa Brady rolls in Magdalena, Ryan Wilson’s mother in a wheelchair. Both of them are injured and have scars.)
Alissa Brady: That’s INTERIM General Manager, Ronan! The spot is only temporary, so don’t get too comfortable being an authority figure.
Ronan Malosi: I’ll do a better job than you ever could. Kevin will forget about you and just promote me.
Alissa Brady: Wait till I tell him about what you did to me.
Ronan Malosi: :krabs:!!!! NO!!!
Alissa Brady: You should regret what you did to me. I can get you fired with just telling Kevin about what you did to me. It would be what you deserve.
Ronan Malosi: How about a deal! If I win tonight, you stay hush hush!
Alissa Brady: You’re kidding me?
Ronan Malosi: Even better….you go out on a real date with me. You know I can treat you, and satisfy you better than Lucas of all people.
Alissa Brady: Don’t even say his name to me. He was a mistake. You think that you have a shot just because me and Lucas had a thing? I would rather do anything else than go on a date with you.
Magdalena Wilson: Do it. Have faith in my boy.
Alissa Brady: Seriously? You think I should accept the bet?
Magdalena Wilson: Do you trust Ryan?
Alissa Brady: Of course.
Magdalena: Then, do it.
(Alissa Brady closes her eyes, trying to decide on what she should do. She trusts Ryan Wilson, but she really doesn’t want to accept Ronan Malosi’s bet.)
Alissa Brady: Fine, you’re on, Ronan. You’re going down.
Ronan Maosi: :blessed:!!! We can go and do whatever, just no spicy foods.
Alissa Brady: Don’t be making dinner plans. You still got your match to compete in.
(Magdalena pulls Ronan by his necklace downwards, and slaps him.)
Magdalena Wilson: SHAME ON YOU!
(Alissa Brady is grinning the hell out of Magdalena slapping Ronan Malosi. Meanwhile, Ronan is holding the side of his face in shock of what Ryan Wilson’s mom just did. Alissa gets Magdalena and begins to roll away from Ronan with her.)
Ronan Malosi: That’s right, roll away you old bag. And Alissa, pick out sumn pretty. Not that you’ll be wearing it long by the end of the night. :mjgrin:
(The camera pans to Alissa Brady looking back at Ronan Malosi, disgusted at his perverted comment.)
Alissa Brady: 🖕🖕🖕🖕
(Ronan Malosi laughs at Alissa Brady’s reaction.)
Ronan Malosi: Feisty. I like it. :mjlit:
(The scene pans back to ringside.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
World 1 Theatre Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE POUNDS…HE IS THE TOP DOLLAR……MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXWWWWEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
(‘Cha-Ching’ by UNIQUE hits as Maxwell walks out from behind the curtain and makes his way to the ring. Maxwell enters the ring as the Virtual World 1 Theatre Crowd unleashes an unbelievable amount of Boos )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY ALBERT HITCHMAN…HE HAILS FROM LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED NINETY-SEVEN POUNDS… HE IS THE BLUEPRINT! LUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAASSSSSSS JOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNSOOOOOOOOON!
(‘ Cha-Ching’ by UNIQUE fades out as ‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays throughout the World 1 Theatre as Lucas Johnson struts down to the ring with Albert Hitchman mouthing off at his side. Lucas enters the ring to a mixed reaction from the World 1 Theatre Virtual Crowd)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Eve: The bell has rung and Lucas Johnson waste no time as he rushes towards Maxwell and backs him up into his corner with a barrage of punches. Lucas has certainly caught Maxwell off guard here. BUT MAXWELL MANAGES TO PUSH LUCAS OFF OF HIM AND LANDS A STIFF LARIAT! When it comes to Maxwell and Lucas, Maxwell is gonna have the clear power advantage here that he’s clearly taking advantage of to get revenge on the man who disfigured his face. MAXWELL CORNERS LUCAS JOHNSON AND BEGINS LAYING IN PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF JOHNSON! PERHAPS LOOKING TO DISFIGURE HIM JUST LIKE HOW LUCAS DID TO HIM! Maxwell is unrelenting in his barrage and the referee is going to have to intervene himself here.
Referee: ONE…TWO….THREE…FOUR…
Deadprez: Maxwell is moved back a bit from Lucas by the referee to create some separation between the two. Maxwell looks to continue his offense but Lucas was given some recovery time as he catches Maxwell with a kick to knee and drives him down to the mat with a DDT! Lucas scrambles for the cover!
ONE!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: Prince Wealthy powers out! Lucas wastes no time to continue the attack as he keeps Maxwell grounded with the gator roll and he transitions it to a crossface. He’s wrenching the head of Maxwell back, but Maxwell is able to navigate and grab the rope. Maxwell is back on knee, but leaning on the ropes. Lucas notices this and delivers some HARD shoot kicks to the back of Maxwell. You can hear those throughout the arena. Lucas brings Maxwell to the center of the ring and looks to land a German Suplex on Maxwell, who keeps his feet planted and keeps that 231 pounds of muscle down so Lucas can’t lift him up. Maxwell is able to make his way behind Lucas and DROPS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT LANDS HIM RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Lucas staggers back into the corner but Maxwell continues the attack with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! MAXWELL SNAPMARES LUCAS TO A SEATED POSITION AND CATCHES HIM WITH A RUNNING NECK SNAP! MAXWELL LOOKS FOR THE PIN BUT LUCAS QUICKLY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!
Deadprez: You can tell Maxwell is annoyed by this action from Lucas but he reluctantly follows him out there. Maxwell grabs Lucas by the head and slams him face-first on the barricade! Lucas is looking to create seperation from Maxwell by crawling away. Maxwell is on Lucas’ tail but Albert Hitchman steps in-front of Maxwell, looking to give Lucas some more time to recover but Maxwell just shoves Albert out of the way. Nothing is gonna stop this man from getting his revenge on Lucas Johnson here. Speaking of Lucas, it looks like that temporary distraction from Albert Hitchman paid off as he delivers a stern kick to the midsection of Maxwell and spikes him on his head with a DDT on the outside. And if his face wasn’t disfigured then, it certainly is now. As Lucas slides Maxwell in ring and makes his way to the top rope, back facing towards Maxwell. LUCAS HAS A LOOK IN HIS EYE AS HE SOARS OFF THE TOP WITH A MOONSAULT! IT CONNECTS! LUCAS HOOKS THE LEG OF MAXWELL!
ONE!
TWO!
TH-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! Lucas is gonna have to do a bit more than that if he wants to secure a victory over Maxwell here. Lucas begins to mount and pummel Maxwell with punches! Lucas hoists Maxwell up and throws him into the corner, Maxwell stumbles out of it and Lucas looks to land a clothesline. MAXWELL HAS IT WELL SCOUTED AND HE CATCHES THE ARM OF LUCAS TO LAND A SHOULDER JAWBREAKER! Unique offense there from Maxwell! Lucas has rolled onto his back and Maxwell brings him to the center of the ring, what could he be going for here?
Maxwell: PRINCE WEALTH-Y!
Eve: MAXWELL REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND LEAPS IN THE AIR TO LAND THAT PRINCE WEALTHY ELBOW DROP WHICH PIERCES THE HEART OF LUCAS JOHNSON! LUCAS SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET AND MAXWELL KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION TO LAND A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE CORNER!! LUCAS JUST CRUMPLES DOWN TO THE FLOOR! MAXWELL HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
TH-
Eve: LUCAS JOHNSON NARROWLY MANAGES A KICKOUT! Lucas Johnson is attemping to bring himself back to his feet and Maxwell charges at Lucas! BUT LUCAS SLIPS BEHIND MAXWELL AND THIS TIME IS ABLE TO LAND THE GERMAN SUPLEX ON HIM! MAXWELL ROLLS TO ONE KNEE AND LUCAS FOLLOWS UP THE GERMAN WITH A SHINING WIZARD! EXCELLENT COMBINATION BY LUCAS! You can see Albert Hitchman clearly proud of his client!
Gavin Kirkland: Maxwell regroups to all fours but he is clearly stunned off that combo. Lucas takes advantage to deliver a soccer kick to the midsection of Maxwell! Lucas has had a solid game plan in this match as he gets Maxwell down and he attempts to keep him down, keep grounded so Maxwell can’t use that power advantage of his. Lucas hoists Maxwell up and lands a NECKBREAKER!
Eve: Lucas brings Maxwell up and attempts to land a tornado DDT but Maxwell is able to push Lucas off of him before impact! Lucas once again looks for a clothesline but Maxwell once again evades and able to plant Lucas down with a front face lock STO! UNIQUE OFFENSE BY MAXWELL! Lucas has rolled to ring apron. Maxwell notices and looks to go continue his attack on Lucas! Maxwell grips Lucas by the hair- BUT LUCAS BRINGS MAXWELL DOWN WITH A HOT SHOT! HE JUST DROVE MAXWELL THROAT FIRST ON THAT TOP ROPE AND HE SLIDES BACK IN THE RING! LUCAS BUILDS UP MOMENTUM AND CATCHES MAXWELL SQUARE ON THE JAW WITH A KNEE!
Gavin Kirkland: Maxwell is checking his jaw after that to make sure it’s still in place, but Lucas LEAPS IN THE AIR AND CATCHES MAXWELL WITH A DROPKICK WHILE HE WAS SEATED! LUCAS JOHNSON IS NOW CIRCLING MAXWELL LIKE A SHARK AND COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! MAXWELL IS OBLIVIOUS TO THIS AS HE MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND LUCAS HOOKS THE ARM BUT MAXWELL DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS LUCAS THROUGH! LUCAS GETS TO HIS FEET AND MAXWELL KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH TO DELIVER THE FERRARI OVERDRIVE! SITOUT XPLEX!!
DeadPrez: NO WAIT– LUCAS JOHNSON COUNTERS AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE AND DUMPS MAXWELL OVER HIS SHOULDER AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Lucas Johnson drops down to pick Maxwell back up to his feet… ‘ The Top Dollar ‘ is definitely in trouble here… Lucas Johnson turns Maxwell around..–CLAYMORE KICK!!!!! CLAYMORE KICK FROM LUCAS JOHNSON RIGHT ON THE TEMPLE OF —
Eve: WAIT A MINUTE—MAXWELL WITH THE EARLY ANTICIPATION AS HE DROPS TO THE CANVAS AVOIDING THE CLAYMORE KICK! LUCAS JOHNSON HAS CRASHED AND BURNT AND MAXWELL IS LOOKING TO SEIZE THE MOMENT! MAXWELL IS BEGGING FOR LUCAS JOHNSON TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! LUCAS JOHNSON MAY BE OUT OF IT– HE TRIED TO DELIVER THAT CLAYMORE KICK BUT CAME UP SHORT AND JUST FELL FLAT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD– BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS TO MAXWELL WHO SWINGS ‘THE BLUEPRINT’ AROUND…
Gavin Kirkland: MISSING FRAGMENT!!!! THE CUTTER CONNECTS ON LUCAS JOHNSON AS MAXWELL SCRAMBLES FOR THE PIN!!
ONE!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…HERE IS YOUR WINNER……THE TOP DOLLAR— MAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXWWWWWWEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
(‘Cha-Ching’ by UNIQUE blasts throughout the World 1 Theatre as the Virtual Crowd begins to Boo and express their dissatisfaction towards Maxwell who is seen visibly smiling and grinning in the ring celebrating his hard fought victory)
DeadPrez: What a performance from these two elitists here tonight! This thing could’ve gone either way but unfortunately ONE of them had to leave here with the win tonight and it just so happened to be THE INELEGANT ONE, MAXWELL!
Eve: Both men did a fantastic job of leaving it all out there. Neither one of them has anything to be ashamed about after a performance like that- I can only hope we see more from both of them moving forward through the season!
(Camera shows Maxwell celebrating his victory one last time before fading to commercial)
(#EAWCares commercial starring old Terry Chambers and current Xander Payne being bullied for obesity )
(Reasonable Doubt comes back from commercial as we see interviewer Kyra Phillips holding an EAW branded microphone in her hand, with LED Boards in the back showing a loop of the Reasonable Doubt graphics)
Kyra Phillips: Hello everyone, I hope you all had a blast watching the show so far, but I’m here joined by the man who couldn’t make it to this FPV because of an injury he suffered just days before the event…
Kyra Phillips: Jack Ripley!
(The camera zooms out to Jack Ripley standing next to her, wearing casual clothes with a serious look on his face, holding his hands on his waist)
Kyra Phillips: Welcome tonight, Jack. So, some people have been saying that your injury has been faked. What do you have to say in response to that?
Jack Ripley: What can I say? They’re all dumb fools. They’ll just jump to assumptions about everything going on, saying that I backed out out of fear or stuff like that, or you know, saying that I got beat down. I just try to ignore all of that. I obviously hit a low going into this FPV after losing to Bronson Daniels, even if he didn’t pin me, and then losing my chance to complete my championship trifecta with the Interwire Championship, but I’ll keep on fighting.
Kyra Phillips: Alright, so… what’s next for Jack Ripley?
Jack Ripley: Well, even if the Interwire Title scene is set for Road To Redemption, this doesn’t mean all hope is lost, because I won’t go into it empty-handed, because I’ll still accomplish something on show, and I won’t give up until I hav-
???: Jack! Just the man I was looking for.
(Jack and Kyra turn their attention to the Showdown GM Ryan Wilson, who looks as happy as ever, wearing a gym outfit, obviously still getting ready for his match later on tonight, as Kyra moves the microphone to Ryan’s mouth)
Ryan Wilson: You’re a man I see a lot in, and you’re one of the best Showdown has to offer, if not the best. So, I need to put you in the biggest match for Road To Redemption. The Interwire Title match may be set in stone, but guess what? Your reward is still in effect, and I know exactly where to put you!
Jack Ripley: Hit me with it.
Ryan Wilson: Well, seeing as Dynasty is already setting up their Extreme Elimination Chamber match, we need to one-up them. :wow: So, Jack Ripley, I announce you as the first man to be in the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber, for the Answers World Championship!
Jack Ripley: :oh: !!!!!
Jack Ripley: You know what Ryan, I must thank you for this. I failed to win the EAW Championship in the same match type last year, I failed to beat Jamie O’Hara at Midsummer Massacre for the Answers World Championship, so, I’ll end the year on a high note, and you better know that the Straight Shooter will be shooting straight to the top and end the year on the highest of notes….
Jack Ripley: …It’s time I correct every single mistake I’ve made in the past.
(The camera pans to Alissa Brady at ringside with Magdalena Wilson, Ryan Wilson’s mom in a wheelchair. The two of them are anticipating the next match on the card. Alissa and Magdalenea are both sporting neck braces and bandages from their injuries caused by Ronan Malosi.)
Gavin Kirkland: Alissa Brady, Showdown’s consultant is here to watch this match as she walks out with Magdalena, Ryan’s mom. By the presence of these two. It’s obvious which match is next.
Eve: This rivalry has been going on for the past three months, but it’s time for it to end here, tonight at Reasonable Doubt! Let’s see how this entire thing unfolded!
(VIDEO PACKAGE: It pans to Ronan Malosi being undrafted at the EAW Draft. He makes his way to Showdown, interrupting Ryan Wilson’s promo on his vendetta going into this season. Ryan considers to give Ronan a Showdown contract…unless he’s able to defeat his opponent next week. It’s revealed to be Cage. Highlights of the match are seen as Ronan tries to climb out the cage, moments from winning the match, but Ryan manages to pepper spray Ronan, costing him the match, getting revenge from Ronan ruining Ryan’s celebration earlier in the show. Ryan gives Ronan another opportunity to make him consider giving him a Showdown contract…against Xavier Williams, where he falls short again. Ryan blesses Ronan with yet ANOTHER opportunity, but at Midsummer Massacre. If Ronan wins, he gets himself the contract.)
(Highlights of their match at Midsummer Massacre are seen as Ronan Malosi manages to use Ryan Wilson’s finisher against him before winning the match and getting himself a Showdown contract. It goes to Ronan celebrating the ring on being a part of Showdown, but Ryan interrupts his celebration, stating that things aren’t over between the two of them. Ronan claims that he could be a better General Manager than Ryan, so Ryan takes his word for it and establishes a five-on-five match at Territorial Invasion. It fasts forward to Territorial Invasion, where Ronan is in a three versus one situation. He manages to put on the best performance of his career and eliminate Ryan Wilson, but ends up falling to the Maidens of Malpractice.)
(Things aren’t over for Ronan Malosi as he manages to cost Ryan Wilson his match against Jack Ripley after showing some footage of Ronan talking to his mom, Magdalena. The week after, Ronan decides to get to know Magdalena, but ends up attacking her, making things more personal for Ryan. The two of them decide to put an end to their rivalry in a Chained Fury Match. One will walk away as the winner.)
(VIDEO PACKAGE ENDS.)
(The lights of the arena suddenly shuts down, plunging the whole place in pure darkness as suddenly we hear the soft tone of howling wind and an eerie feeling begins to trickle through the arena. A deep grave voice is heard then as on the Titantron a red logo appears as if smeared with blood.)
‘Against all the evil that Hell can conjure. All the wickedness that mankind can produce we will send upon them… Only You. Rip.. And Tear… Until it is DONE!’
( ‘The Only Thing They Fear Is You’ by Mick Gordon plays over the PA system of the World 1 Theatre. As the intro guitar riff plays the stage leading up to the ring begins to light up with a crimson red color. Smoke crawls upon the stage as we see a figure rising from it and as the music blasts so does a series of red and orange pyrotechnics! Once done we see Ryan Wilson dressed in his own version of the Doom Slayer outfit consisting mainly of a suit matching the style of the famous Doom Eternal lead antagonist.)
(On his shoulders is a set of shoulder pads designed to look like the armor of the Doom Slayer and his head is covered with a replica of Doom Guy’s helmet. In his hands is held what seems like a real life version of the BFG which he carries with him as he walks with a purpose towards the chained ring. As he steps inside the ring, BFG in hands, he then stands in the middle of the ring and aims the weapon in the air. Shortly after it begins to look like powering up before it fires a series of neon green pyros effects replicating the projectile fired in the game. Wilson then gets rid of the weapon, his armor and helmet before looking ahead looking laser focused and ready. )
Gina Romano: THIS IS A CHAINED FURY MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Gina Romano: THE TWO ELITISTS WILL HAVE A WRIST TIED BY A TEN FOOT CHAIN! THE MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATION! NO COUNT OUTS! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY PIN FALL OR SUBMISSION!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA…WEIGHING IN 220 POUNDS… HE IS THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN… RYAN WILSON!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s quite an interesting entrance from Ryan Wilson as he seems war ready against Ronan Malosi. He would love nothing more than to end his issues with Ronan Malosi once and for all. Since the beginning of the season, Ronan Malosi has been a giant issue with Ryan Wilson. It all started with Ronan being a free agent after going undrafted in the EAW Draft. Ronan managed to earn himself a Showdown contract after defeating Ryan at Midsummer Massacre, but who would have ever thought that their issues would evolve to what it is today?
Eve: Who would have ever thought that this would be one of the most personal rivalries in this company? This isn’t fueled by championships, but the hatred for one another was enough to make people be invested in all of this! This rivalry is going to conclude in a Chained Fury Match! It’s an unheard concept of EAW, but not only will these men be binded by a ten foot chain, but the turnbuckle pads are off, revealing all of the steels. It just makes the entire match more dangerous than expected.
Deadprez: It’s quite interesting that this was chosen as the match to conclude everything. Ronan Malosi has stated that he’s never needed weapons to defeat Ryan Wilson, but can you imagine a weapon in Ronan’s hands? :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: This match is going to be ugly.
(‘Bow Down (instrumental)’ by I Prevail replaces ‘The Only Thing They Fear is You’ as Ronan Malosi comes out with a focused and determined look on his face.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA…WEIGHING IN 280 POUNDS… ‘THE HOT TAKES KING’ …RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!
Eve: Here is the man, who has managed to get the upper hand going into this match! I didn’t think that the entire situation with him and Ryan Wilson could get worse, but bringing Ryan Wilson’s mom into the mess? It was a new low for Ronan Malosi as he managed to use that to get underneath Ryan Wilson’s skin. Using Magadalena as a pawn and attacking her in her own home was some of the most fucked up things that I’ve ever seen.
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi showing that he can be ruthless and in this match, we’re going to see a whole new side of Ronan and I think that a lot of us will be excited to see what Ronan has to offer going into the match. Each time that he and Ryan have stepped foot inside the ring, it’s ended with Ronan pinning Ryan. Ryan will be going into this match, hoping that things are going to be different this time!
Gavin Kirkland: This match is going to be an ugly sight. You have Ryan Wilson who is a slut for hardcore stuff. You have Ronan Malosi who can be a monster inside the ring. Not only that, but if Ronan wins tonight, he gets a date with Alissa Brady! For someone like Alissa, Ryan needs to win this match! Meanwhile, Ronan needs to make sure that Alissa is not a factor in this match! But, let’s get things underway!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The referee chains the wrist of both Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson. The two Elitists are separated by ten feet of the chain as they look at each other with intense and serious looks on their faces. This is it – the end of their rivalry which had been going on since the beginning of the season. Something that evolved from Ronan trying to get himself a Showdown contract became the worst thing for Ryan. Ryan wants nothing more than to put Ronan down. Not only for his sake but for his mother, who Ronan beat the hell out of. Ryan looks back at his mother, who has her wheelchair at ringside with the rest of the commentators. There is zero emotion on her face, but there’s no denying that she wants her son to beat the hell out of Ronan.)
(As for Ronan Malosi, it’s been a wild season for him so far. He went from being a free agent to one of the hottest talents on Showdown. As much as people want to deny Ronan as some sort of star, he has become a star. He has grown to be someone who has embraced everything that Ryan Wilson has thrown at him. He has two victories over Ryan and he’s looking for a third one. He has someone who has prepared for this match. Ronan believes that he doesn’t need any sort of weapons. He didn’t need weapons to defeat Ryan, but the possibilities are endless with all sorts of weapons. Just this match – Ronan needs to win this match and be free from Ryan Wilson and his bullshit.)
Deadprez: This is the end of a rivalry that has captivated the Showdown brand since the beginning of the season. Both of these men despise each other with a passion. Both have done some cruel things to each other, but it all comes to an end tonight at Reasonable Doubt.
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are completely silent, looking for the other to make the first move in the match. This is something that needs to be plotted out carefully.
Eve: RONAN MALOSI WITH A THROAT PUNCH TO RYAN WILSON! The General Manager is knocked back as Ronan tries to get the upper hand early on this match! But, Ryan Wilson is not going to allow for that to happen as he manages to throw a punch to Ronan, staggering him back for a bit!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi hoists up Ryan Wilson off his feet and battery rams him against the corner! Ronan with a series of shoulder thrusts to the ribs of Ryan! Ryan slides down to a seated position as Ronan begins to stomp on the face of Ryan before pressing his foot on Ryan Wilson’s face! He’s looking at Magdalena, Ryan’s mom as he’s stepping on Ryan’s face!
Gavin Kirkland: Magdalena is looking at Ronan Malosi dead in the eye as he begins to rub his foot on Ryan Wilson’s face!
(Ronan Malosi ducks his head through the middle rope to look at Magdalena.)
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) What I did to you will not compare to what I have in store for your son!
Eve: Ronan Malosi picks up Ryan Wilson by his chin before distancing himself a bit before connecting with a spinning clothesline that takes down Ryan! Ryan hasn’t been looking good so far into the match! Ronan picks up Ryan by the nape of his neck before applying a side headlock on the General Manager. Ryan Wilson is in a disadvantage when it comes to strength; however, he may outbest Ronan when it comes to his speed! He needs to keep the pace of the match at his ideal speed and making sure that Ronan doesn’t find a way of slowing him down.
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is trying to shove Ronan Malosi towards the ropes and break free from the side headlock. Ronan takes a knee, while maintaining the side headlock as he is looking towards Magdelana once again, trying to get some reaction out of her — a shove from Ryan Wilson, but it seems like Ronan remains on his one knee! Ryan shoves Ronan another time as he manages to make the bigger man tumble towards his side! Ryan rushes to punch Ronan on the top of his head! Ryan is going to be out for blood in this match up! Anything to avenge his mother and prove that Ronan Malosi is nothing to him! Ryan gets Ronan up by his head before jabbing him with some knee strikes to the ribs! He follows that by a standing elbow drop to the back of Ronan’s neck, taking him down! Ryan goes for the cover as he’s looking to make quick work out of Ronan Malosi!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE —
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi shoves Ryan Wilson off of him! Ryan is back on it with the punches to the skull of Ronan! He transitions those punches to some elbow shots to Ronan’s skull as Ryan manages to get to his feet! He’s demanding Ronan to get to his feet! ‘The Hot Takes King’ is slowly making it to his feet, BUT RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO STOP HIM WITH SUPERKICK AS THAT TAKES RONAN DOWN TO ONE KNEE! Ryan manages to pull Ronan towards him and it seems like he’s going to go for a snap suplex, but Ronan blocks Ryan from connecting with the move! Ryan tries to go for a suplex again, but Ronan continues to block the suplex from happening!
Eve: Instead, RONAN MALOSI MANAGES TO HOIST RYAN WILSON TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX OF HIS OWN, TAKING RYAN DOWN! Ryan is clutching his lower back in pain as he and Ronan manage to make it to their feet at the same time! Ryan rushes towards Ronan, looking to connect with a clothesline, but Ronan manages to get Ryan and connects with a scoop slam! Ronan is in perfect position for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE —
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson gets a shoulder up! Ronan Malosi gets Ryan up as he manages to get a good grasp of Ryan’s arm before whipping him to the corner! The steel collides with the back of Ryan Wilson! Ronan charges towards Ryan at the corner and connects with a Sleeping Pill — the big boot to Ryan Wilson!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson manages to duck out of the way as Ronan Malosi manages to stop himself from crashing to the corner and colliding with the steel corner! Ryan rushes towards Ronan before connecting with a leg lariat at the corner! Ronan’s ribs meet the steel of the corner as he is feeling the effects of that! Ryan manages to get a good hold of Ryan before connecting with a backstabber on the bigger man, but look at this, Ryan manages to maintain some grasp of Ronan before hoisting him up in the air and connecting with a German suplex! Ronan falls back as he tries to get himself to his feet! Ryan Wilson rushes towards Ronan before connecting with a slingshot —
Eve: NO! RONAN MALOSI MANAGES TO GET A HOLD OF RYAN WILSON — DEATH-RO!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE MOVE! He manages to get behind Ronan Malosi as he turns around! Ryan with a spinning backfist, but Ronan manages to duck the backfist! RONAN PICKS UP RYAN WILSON BEFORE PICKING HIM UP AND CONNECTING WITH COBRA CLUTCH SLAM! Man, just look at the height that Ronan Malosi was able to get! That drop was something else as Ronan tries to find himself back into this match! He grabs Ryan by the back of his neck before pulling him close and taking a few steps to the corner! Snap suplex by Ronan! Ryan’s lower back manages to collide with the steel turnbuckle! But, it seems like Ronan Malosi is not done yet! He manages to pull Ryan Wilson closer to him before putting him in a tree of woe position at the corner! I’m wondering what Ronan has in mind here?
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi is rolling himself out of the ring! He manages to get his hand on one of the trash cans that were placed around ringside! He throws the trash can inside the ring as he manages to get one of the steel chairs before sliding back inside the ring! He places Ryan Wilson inside the trash can as he is still hanging upside down! Ronan raises the chair above his head as —
Eve: RONAN MALOSI HITS THE TRASH CAN WITH RYAN WILSON INSIDE OF IT! IT LEAVES A BIT OF THE DENT IN THE TRASH CAN, BUT RONAN IS NOT GOING TO STOP! HE RAISES THE STEEL CHAIR ABOVE HIS HEAD BEFORE HITTING THE TRASH CAN AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Ronan is going chaotic with those steel chair shots! The trash can is totally dented at the moment! You can see the outline of Ryan Wilson’s head inside the trash can!
Deadprez: Ronan throws the steel chair to the side before getting Ryan Wilson out of the tree of woe position! Ryan still remains inside the dented trash can, but I don’t think that Ronan Malosi is intended to get Ryan out of it anytime soon! HE MANAGES TO HOIST THE TRASH CAN OVER HIS HEAD! IT’S A MILITARY PRESS POSITION! RYAN WILSON IS PROBABLY ABOUT SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR AS RONAN DROPS RYAN BEHIND HIM! The impact of that crash is quite disturbing as he seems to be more than enjoying beating the hell out of his rival! Ronan grabs the chair that he previously used to hit Ryan with and sets it up at the corner! What next does Ronan have in store?
Gavin Kirkland: The chair is in front of the steel turnbuckle plates as Ronan Malosi gets a good hold of Ryan Wilson before —
Eve: RYAN WILSON CRASHES HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL CHAIR AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! RYAN IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN PAIN! I WOULDN’T BE SHOCKED IF HE HAS SOME SORT OF CONCUSSION AT THE MOMENT! THAT DID NOT LOOK PLEASANT AT ALL! The referee of the match is helping take the trash can off of Ryan as he goes to check on him! But, Ronan Malosi uses the chain to yank Ryan away from the referee! The ten feet of chain is what separates these two men! We’ve barely seen any of them utilize that chain, but it seems like Ronan is going to be the first one to do that! Ryan tries to get himself to an all fours position as he manages to look up at Ronan Malosi, with a smirk on his face!
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) You wanna refer to me as your dog, Ryan? Because right now, you’re looking like my bitch.
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI SWINGS THE CHAIN ONTO THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson drops down due to response of the chain on his back! Ronan Malosi swings the chain onto his back again! And again! And again! And again! And again! He’s now getting that chain that separates him and Ryan Wilson before wrapping it around his neck! Ronan is going back up to one of the corners and standing on the top turnbuckle! Oh my god, he has Ryan up high with him! Ryan has his feet dangling as he feels Ronan choking him with the chain! :lupe: :lupe: :lupe:
Eve: Ronan Malosi looks like he doesn’t wanna let go! He is looking to squeeze any amount of life that may be left in the Showdown General Manager! Ryan Wilson is trying to unwrap the chain, but Ronan has a good grip of the chain! Will the referee be forced to stop this match if Ryan manages to pass out?
Deadprez: Wait, look at the apron!
(Alissa Brady, Showdown Consultant, is standing at the apron. She glares at Ronan Malosi, but is making sure that she keeps her distance. From him attacking her on Showdown last week, it’s safe to say that Ronan is not afraid to put her hands on her and hurt her. She seems hesitant about what she needs to do, but anything for Showdown and Ryan Wilson.)
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Ronan Malosi is looking at Alissa Brady as she manages to get closer to him! She has something in her hands as —
Eve: ALISSA BRADY SPRAYS SOMETHING ONTO THE EYES OF RONAN MALOSI! THIS MAKES RONAN DROP RYAN WILSON!! WAS THAT PEPPER SPRAY?!?!? THE PEPPER SPRAY, BUT IN A PEN FORM!!!
(Alissa Brady jumps off the apron as she holds up the pepper spray for the camera to see. The consultant chuckles before placing the pen paper spray on her clipboard.)
Deadprez: For those that haven’t been keeping in touch with Showdown at all this season, let me remind you that the use of pepper spray was the beginning of this entire situation between Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson! Now, it just saved Ryan Wilson from passing out and losing the match!
(Ronan Malosi’s eyes are pink at the moment due to the pepper spray. He is trying to see what the hell is going on, but he’s completely blind at the moment.)
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson manages to get up the chain turnbuckles, meeting face-to-face with Ronan Malosi! RYAN THROWS A PUNCH TO RONAN, WHO IS STILL TRYING TO REGAIN HIS VISION! RONAN MANAGES TO THROW A PUNCH BACK TO RYAN WILSON! RYAN WITH A PUNCH TO RONAN! RONAN WITH A PUNCH TO RYAN! RYAN! RONAN! RYAN! RONAN! RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!
Eve: Ryan Wilson begins to punch the back of Ronan Malosi as he bends forward in response! Ryan continues to punch the back of Ronan before getting himself on Ronan’s shoulders before —
Deadprez: REVERSE FRAKENSTIENER BY RYAN WILSON AS RONAN MALOSI GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson needed a big spot like that in this match! He desperately needed to shift this match to his favor! Ronan Malosi has looked quite dominant! Ronan probably could have put Ryan Wilson down whenever he wanted too! It was just a matter of when for him! But, Ryan is racing for the cover as he looks to put Ronan Malosi away!
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Eve: RONAN MALOSI GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson gets Ronan Malosi to his feet as he throws him towards the horizontal set of ropes! Ronan is draped in the middle of those ropes as Ryan proceeds to use the chain ropes to choke Ronan with! Ryan stops as he decides to get Ronan’s arms before intertwining them with the chained ropes! RONAN IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED AT THE MOMENT AS RYAN PROCEEDS TO CHOKE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM! RYAN STANDS ON RONAN’S BACK AS HE PROCEEDS TO CHOKE ‘THE HOT TAKES KING.” THIS IS ALMOST LIKE GETTING BACK AT RONAN FOR HIM CHOKING RYAN WHILE STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! RYAN IS LOOKING TO GIVE RONAN A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
(Alissa Brady is applauding Ryan Wilson at ringside. Alissa stands behind Magdalena, who continues to stare at Ronan Malosi getting his ass beat in the match.)
Gavin Kirkland: Not going to lie, but Alissa Brady could get it.
Eve: :skip: This is why she’s next to Deadprez and not you. Gavin, just focus on the match. You’re not going to scare one of the new girls again.
Deadprez: The two of you — stop bickering. Ryan Wilson gets off of Ronan Malosi as he manages to jump over the set of ropes! Ryan manages to catch himself on the apron before connecting with a giant knee strike to Ronan Malosi’s face! Ryan connects with another knee strike! This time, it hits Ronan in the nose! Ryan with another knee strike to Ronan’s nose! This completely busts Ronan’s nose open! The blood begins to pour out of his nostrils! Ryan is gesturing for Alissa to bring him something! What in the world is that?
(Alissa Brady approaches Ryan Wilson, bringing him a six pack of Applebee’s exclusive beer bottles that were customely made for this match up.)
Gavin Kirkland: Beer bottles?? :lupe:
Eve: Ryan Wilson gets one of the beer bottles before slamming it to the skull of Ronan Malosi! Ronan has zero emotion on his face as he’s demanding for Ryan to swing the beer bottle at him even harder! I’m not sure that it’s the wisest thing for Ronan to be doing as Ryan manages to get his hand on another beer bottle before slamming it into the forehead of Ronan! It was enough to slice the skin of Ronan as Ryan is looking at him with a sinister look on his face! The more blood, the better for the General Manager. It’s the type of environments that he thrives in! We’ve seen the hardcore matches that he’s performed this past year! Ryan gets another beer bottle and throws it at Ronan —
Deadprez: NO! Ryan Wilson looks at the bottle and looks at Alissa Brady before handing her the beer bottle. Just a reminder: Ronan Malosi attacked her on last week’s Showdown! Alissa is looking at the beer bottle before looking at Ronan Malosi’s bloodied forehead BEFORE SLAMMING THE BEER BOTTLE DIRECTLY TO HIS SKULL!!!! That was enough to make him go back, but his arms are still intertwined with the chain ropes! ALISSA BRADY CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SLAP ACROSS RONAN’S CHEEK!
Alissa Brady: (off-mic) YOU WERE ALWAYS A LOSER, RONAN! *slaps the shit out of Ronan again* A LOSER!
Gavin Kirkland: She’s getting another hit in before Ryan Wilson resumes his control of this match! He begins to release Ronan Malosi’s arms from the chains as he collapses back. Ronan looks like a complete mess at the moment! Smell of glass, beer and blood! Ryan returns to the ring as he manages to wrap some of the chain that distances both him and Ronan and wraps it around his neck! Ryan begins to choke Ronan with the chain! Ryan is applying a chinlock to Ronan! Is he hoping to get a submission victory here?!?
Eve: Both men have been quite ruthless going into the match! You can really tell how personal things have gotten for them! Both want to walk out of this feud as the winner! Both are more than looking towards the next chapter of their careers! Ronan is gasping for air! He refuses to quit and give Ryan Wilson any bragging rights over him! He wants to be able to say that he bested Ryan in a match that seemed beneficial for him! Ronan is clutching his fist, trying to fight the temptation to submit! He needs to begin to look for some sort of way to escape this move! The chain ropes won’t make a difference here! No disqualifications or count outs. The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!
Deadprez: Ronan better be brainstorming on what the hell he wants to do or he’s going to be passing out! Ryan Wilson will accept that as a victory, but Ronan is trying to shift his body, so that he’s laying on his back! Ryan has a good holding of the chinlock, but Ronan is trying to tilt his body out of the move!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait, look at this —
Eve: It seems like Ronan Malosi is trying to get a good hold of Ryan Wilson’s ankle! Ronan has a piece of the chain as he is looking to use the chain to wrap Ryan’s ankle! He manages to wrap Ryan’s ankle, completely trapping him! Ryan shakes his head, he sees that he’s in a bit of trouble as Ronan uses that tiny distraction to throw Ryan to his side! Ryan tries to get to his feet before Ronan does, but Ronan yanks the chain as Ryan falls to the mat! Ryan is unable to get up!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi seems like he’s hatching up a plan! He manages to get his hand on the chain that is binding these two men together! Most specifically, it’s what is wrapped around Ryan’s ankle!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN PICKS UP THE CHAIN, WHICH ELEVATES RYAN WILSON’S ANKLE AND SLAMS IT TO THE MAT! RYAN IS YELLING IN PAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES RONAN TO USE THE CHAIN TO ELEVATE RYAN’S ANKLE AND SLAMMING IT TO THE MAT FOR THE SECOND TIME! AND FOR THE THIRD! FOURTH! FIFTH! SIXTH! SEVENTH! EIGHT! NINTH! TENTH! Ronan gives out a battlecry as Ryan clutches his right ankle! I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s a massive sprain at the moment! Ronan manages to get Ryan Wilson by the ankle as —
Eve: Ronan Malosi applies the ankle lock! This is Ronan’s go-to submission move! Now, he is looking to wrap up this match and end this beef with Ryan Wilson once and for all! Ryan is screaming in pain! He is clutching his fist, feeling conflicted on what he should be doing! His ankle went through a bit of suffering just moments ago! The more this match progresses, the more damage to his ankle will possibly have! Ryan Wilson has nowhere to go at the moment! Getting to the ropes won’t break the submission hold! His best shot is of trying to counter the ankle lock, but he’s got his ankle to worry about!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is trying to twist his body around! He does not want to throw in the towel! Ryan is struggling to twist his body! Meanwhile, Ronan Malosi is trying to keep him in position for the ankle lock!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Ryan Wilson manages to twist himself to his back! Ryan is using his left foot to push Ronan Malosi away from him! Ronan manages to get a hold of Ryan’s other ankle before he lifts Ryan off his feet and swings him to the steel turnbuckle at the corner! Ronan’s strength is on fire tonight! Ryan Wilson looks completely out of it as he tries to pull himself to his feet, but you can tell that he’s favoring that right ankle of his!
Eve: SLEEPING PILL BY RONAN MALOSI!!!! The running big boot sends Ryan Wilson back to the corner once more! Ronan is looking back at Magdelana, who glares at him! Ronan hasn’t forgotten about the focus in this match and that’s to give Ryan Wilson a worse beating than he gave Magdelana! Ronan gets Ryan to his feet before throwing him over the top rope! Ryan tries to catch himself on the apron, but collapses as he falls on his ankle awkwardly! MEANWHILE, RONAN MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF UNDERNEATH THE RING BEFORE HOISTING RYAN UP IN THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A RINGPOST ALLEY OOP ON RYAN WILSON! RYAN GOES FLYING FACE FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL RING POST!
(Ronan Malosi has his arm up in confidence as he turns his attention toward Alissa Brady and Magdelana Wilson in a wheelchair.)
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) You’re looking at a winner ladies! I understand if you don’t know what a winner looks like since you look at Ryan Wilson all the time!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi is REALLY cocky tonight. Normally, he’s quite confident and cocky, but it seems like he’s more than confident that this match is going to be in his favor! At the rate that Ryan Wilson is going, I wouldn’t be shocked to see Ronan going over tonight! Ronan walks over to get Ryan Wilson by the back of his neck before slamming him face first against our table! Ryan drops down as Ronan begins to throw our papers and monitors to the side! Don’t you think that this is the good time to get the hell out of the way?
Gavin Kirkland: You think? Let’s get out of here!
(All of the commentators are getting out of their seats. They still have their headsets out, but they are staying as far away from the potential damage as they possibly can. Ronan Malosi gets Ryan Wilson on the table as he joins Ryan on the table. Alissa Brady manages to roll Magdelana out of the way from the action.)
Eve: It seems like Ronan Malosi is trying to get Ryan Wilson to his feet! I have no idea what move is going to come of all of this, but he hoists Ryan up on his shoulders as —
Deadprez: THE F-10!!!! THE F-10 ON RYAN WILSON AS IT COMPLETELY BREAKS OUR TABLE APART!!!!
(It’s clear that there is complete rubble between Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson. Even though Ronan didn’t take any bumps, the table breaking apart made him lose his footing. Ronan is trying to roll himself to his knees, trying to catch his breath. Alissa Brady races to check on Ryan as there is a look of concern on her face. Ronan is looking at Alissa checking on Ryan with a demented glare on his face as he slowly makes his way to his feet.)
Gavin Kirkland: Oh god, Ronan Malosi is looking at Alissa Brady the way that he doesn’t normally look at women. :lupe:
(Ronan Malosi is standing tall as Alissa Brady slowly takes her eyes off Ryan Wilson, before looking up at Ronan. It’s difficult for Alissa to completely look up at Ronan due to the neck brace, but she seems to have a fearful look on her face.)
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) You should have stayed in the back, Alissa. Hell, you should have stayed out of my life. It’s enough that you took my promotion at work. Now, you decide to align with Ryan, and try to make my life a living hell?
Alissa Brady: (off-mic) Ronan, calm down. Let’s not do things that we’re going to regret. :whoa:
Eve: RONAN MALOSI GETS ALISSA BRADY BY THE THROAT! HE LIFTS HER UP AS HE GOES FOR A CHOKESLAM!!!!
Deadprez: A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK OF RONAN MALOSI!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It makes Ronan Malosi release the chokehold! Alissa Brady is scrambling away from Ronan! Ryan Wilson connects with another kendo stick shot to the back of Ronan! How in the hell did Ryan get his hand on the kendo stick?
(REPLAY: As Ronan Malosi is dealing with Alissa Brady, Alissa moves Ronan away from Ryan. Since the chain is separating the men by ten feet, Ronan doesn’t feel the chain getting shorter. It shows that Ryan Wilson is trying to crawl towards underneath the ring, where he gets the position of the kendo stick. Alissa senses that and is able to give Ryan an opening to sneak behind Ronan and hit him with the kendo stick.)
Eve: That’s an interesting piece of footage. :notbad: Alissa Brady has been quite useful for Ryan Wilson! Ryan continues to hit the kendo stick to the back of Ronan Malosi’s head! Holy shit, he manages to snap the kendo stick in half! HE MANAGES TO WRAP SOME OF THE CHAIN THAT SEPARATES BOTH OF THESE MEN AROUND THE NECK OF RONAN! HE IS CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF RONAN!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi manages to flip Ryan Wilson over him as Ryan drops to a seated position! Ronan gets Ryan to his feet before getting a good grasp of his arm before irish whipping him towards the ring post, but Ryan manages to counter as Ryan goes head first against the ring post! Ronan falls back as Ryan gets Ronan up using his bald head! Ryan manages to stand on the apron before getting Ronan in position and connecting with a tornado DDT of death! Both men fall down to ringside! But, it seems like Ryan is getting himself to his feet as he manages to get Ronan into a seated position! Superkick by the General Manager!
Gavin Kirkland: This knocks Ronan to his back! Ryan follows that up with a standing shooting star press as Ronan clutches to his stomach in pain! Ryan gets Ronan and rolls him back inside the ring! He’s gesturing for Alissa Brady to get him the rest of the Applebee’s beer bottles as Ryan rolls himself to the ring! Ryan gets the beer bottles and drops them to the mat! He gets Ronan Malosi to his feet before getting Ronan in position before —
Eve: MIC DROP ON THE BEER BOTTLES AS THEY RONAN MALOSI’S HEAD COMPLETELY SHATTERS THEM! RYAN WILSON HOLDS HIM THERE FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO TAKE THE MATCH!?!?!?!
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Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MALOSI KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!! HE THOUGHT THE MIC DROP WAS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO PUT HIS RIVAL AGAIN, BUT RONAN IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!!!!!
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is connected with some mounted punches to the back of Ronan Malosi’s head! He really wants to put Ronan away! Ronan has managed to pin Ryan Wilson twice this season, but Ryan would love to end this rivalry with getting one of the biggest victories of his career!
(Ryan Wilson looks around, thinking about his next strategy before looking over the shattered beer bottles that Ronan Malosi crashed into when Ryan connected with the Mic Drop. He begins to pick up the pieces of the beer bottle.)
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN WILSON BEGINS TO PUT THE PIECES OF THE BEER BOTTLE INSIDE RONAN MALOSI’S MOUTH!!!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE SUPERKICKING RONAN MALOSI WITH THE GLASS INSIDE HIS MOUTH! HOLY SHIT! HIS MOUTH IS COMPLETELY BLEEDING, BUT WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!?
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi is smiling! Ronan’s mouth is completely bleeding, but he’s enjoying every second of it! Ronan is slowly crawling to his knees, looking at Ryan Wilson. He’s almost looking down in defeat! What is this?
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) Just do it, Ryan. I won the battles, but you won the war. Just put me out of my misery.
(Ryan Wilson seems conflicted at the moment. He doesn’t know whether to trust Ronan Malosi or not, but he looks down at Ronan, who has his head down in shame. He seems completely defeated at the moment. These two men have completely pushed each other to hell and back, but it seems like Ronan is already accepting defeat.)
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson gets Ronan Malosi to his feet before getting him in position for a Chaos Theory — a jumping cutter! Another one of Ryan’s finishers! RYAN IS JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM CAPITALIZING AND WINNING THIS ENTIRE FEUD! CHAOS THEORY CONNECTS!!!!
Eve: NO! WE SPOKE TOO SOON AS RONAN MALOSI MANAGES TO PUSH RYAN WILSON TO THE ROPES! RYAN GOES RUSHING TOWARDS RONAN BEFORE RONAN MANAGES TO GET RYAN INTO POSITION — DEATH-RO!!!! DEATH-RO ON RYAN WILSON!!!!!! RONAN MALOSI WITH THE COVER!!!!!
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Deadprez: RYAN WILSON WITH THE KICK OUT!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi cannot believe it as well! He thought that he was able to surprise Ryan Wilson with Death-Ro! The fans are one the edge of their seats! The fans are wondering what any of these men are going to need to do in order to keep the other down!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THIS IS AWESOME! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Eve: Ronan Malosi is sluggishly getting himself to a vertical base as he’s Ryan Wilson to his feet! He’s going for his ultimate finisher Death-Ro V2 — the ataxia! Has Ronan ever hit this finisher? I can’t seem to remember because the anticipation of determining the winner of this match is killing me at the moment!
Deadprez: I don’t think that he has. :lupe: It seems like Ryan Wilson is going to be one of the first people to experience this move personally! Ronan Malosi gets Ryan in position — DEATH-RO. V.2.!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MALOSI WITH THE COVER!!!!!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: ALISSA BRADY MANAGES TO PULL THE REFEREE’S OUT OF THE RING!!!!! SHE JUST SAVED RYAN WILSON FROM LOSING THIS MATCH!!!!!!! RONAN MALOSI IS PISSED AT THE MOMENT!!!! HE WOULD HAVE WON THE MATCH IF IT WASN’T FOR ALISSA BRADY!!
(Ronan Malosi is fucking pissed at the moment. He is glaring at Alissa Brady, but right behind Ronan. Magdalena Wilson is rising from the wheelchair, using some of her strength to give something to Ryan Wilson. Magdalena slides something from underneath the bottom rope as Ryan manages to get his hands on it.)
Gavin Kirkland: SHE CAN WALK?!?!?! WHAT DID MAGDALENA SLIDE TO RYAN!??!?!
(The camera pans as it reveals that Magdalena Wilson slid Ryan Wilson a key. It is the key for the chains that bind him and Ronan Malosi. Ryan begins to unlock his chains as Ronan is focused on Alissa Brady. Magdalena makes her way back to the wheelchair as Alissa joins her soon after. Ryan is beginning to make his way to his feet. The chain in his position. Ronan Malosi turns around …)
Eve: RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO HIT RONAN MALOSI WITH THE CHAIN TO THE SKULL!!!!!
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi drops to the floor as Ryan continues to hit Ronan with the chain all over his body! Ronan is trying to duck himself as Ryan is being ruthless! Ryan is trying to punish Ronan for everything that he’s done since the beginning of the season! Ryan manages to wrap the chain around Ronan Malosi’s neck! HE IS CHOKING RONAN FOR DEAR LIFE! RONAN IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED AS RYAN MOVES HIM TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!! WHAT IS RYAN DOING?!??!!?
Gavin Kirkland: It’s the FOURTH WALL BREAK, DEADPREZ! IT’S RYAN WILSON’S SUBMISSION MOVE!!! THE BOSTON CRAB!!!! RONAN STILL HAS THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK, BUT RYAN IS PULLING THE CHAIN UP AS RYAN IS COMPLETELY GASPING FOR AIR! HIS NECK IS BEING HELPED UP AS RONAN IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED!!! HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!!
Eve: RONAN MALOSI IS SO CONFLICTED ON WHAT HE SHOULD BE DOING, BUT RYAN WILSON IS YELLING FOR RONAN TO TAP OUT!!! RONAN’S FACE IS BEGINNING TO GET BLUE!!! HE’S LOSING AIR EACH SECOND!!!
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI TAPS OUT!!!! RONAN MALOSI TAPS OUT!!! HE COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! RYAN WILSON WINS!!! RYAN WILSON WINS!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘They Only Thing They Fear is You’ plays once again as Ryan Wilson releases the Fourth Wall Break. The referee is checking on Ronan Malosi, unwrapping the chain from his neck as he can finally gasp for air. Alissa Brady joins Ryan in the ring as the two of them share an embrace as Alissa raises Ryan’s hand up in the air.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…RYAN WILSON!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: What a fucking war by these two! What a fucking match! What a fucking rivarly from these two! Holy shit, if this doesn’t win Feud of the Year at the EAW Awards show, people are out of their fucking minds! Ryan Wilson managed to do the unthinkable and defeat his rival Ronan Malosi!
Eve: If there was anyone who broke out and became a star in this feud, it’s probably Ronan Malosi, who people did not expect to break out as much as he did. He shined so much so far this season and he’s really proven that he’s able to hang with anyone in this company! He was the only one who had the balls to go into war with Ryan Wilson. He was the only one to have questioned Ryan and his authority! His performances at Midsummer Massacre and Territorial Invasion are things that people are continuing to talk about! There’s no doubt that he’ll continue to grow and become a bigger star than he is right now! :drakelike:
Deadprez: Let’s not sleep on Ryan Wilson, everyone! He really pushed himself to the next level and that’s what happens when you put him against someone, who wants victories as much as him! He met his match with Ronan Malosi! He met someone who was more than willing to go into war with him and give him one of his most memorable rivalries in his career! This was something that I’ll remember from 2020.
Gavin Kirkland: Both men delivered in this match. Chained Fury was a concept that I didn’t know how things were going to pan, but it was a legit fight between the two of them! I was on the edge of my seat! Any of these men could have won the match, but it was thanks to Ryan Wilson wrapping the chain around Ronan Malosi’s neck and applying the Fourth Wall break that gave him the victory!
(Ryan Wilson exits the ring as Magdalena, his mother, manages to find the strength to stand up and embrace her son. Meanwhile, the referee is holding Ronan Malosi as they go up the ramp. Ronan has his head down in disappointment. The loss stings, but this is the start of something beautiful for Ronan. He broke out. He impressed so many people and he’s going to continue doing that going into the rest of the season. As for Ryan, he manages to avenge his mother, Alissa Brady and himself, closing the chapter in this intense rivalry.)
A commercial for celebrating the Day of The Dead, to all the cacs 6 feet deep, #RIPBOZO :joy: :thumbsdown:)
(The scene opens backstage.)
???: The champ is here!
(TNT is seen entering the World 1 Theatre like any other workday, holding the Big Boogie Bhampionship on his shoulder, wearing just wrestling trunks for some reason.)
TNT: Hey, you! The short bald guy with the mask on!
(An EAW worker looks at TNT confused)
Worker: :dahell:
TNT: I need your help minion!
Worker: Dude, you’re 5’3”! :wtf:
TNT: :oh: That doesn’t matter! I still need your help! So, I have a really big match going on! I will have to defend my prestigious championship against Jake Smith, Dr. Bethany Blue, and Kassidy Heart in the main event, and I need help in choosing my attire.
Worker: ….W-
(The worker couldn’t even get to speaking because he gets interrupted by TNT)
TNT: Alright, I don’t have any bags at home so we have to do it this way, first it’s the trunks I have on right now.
(TNT turns around in multiple poses, showing off his plain red trunks, with literally nothing on them)
Worker: So-
TNT: WAIT! I have one more to show you, did you forget?!?!?
(TNT leaves the BBB on a production crate, and literally starts taking off his red trunks, as the worker covers his eyes)
TNT: Alright, so how about this one?
(The worker slowly takes away his hands from his eyes, as he sees TNT in plain black trunks)
Worker: :oh:
TNT: So????
Worker: Well, I don’t know what to tell you but you don’t have a match, nonetheless being in the main event-
TNT: LIES!
Worker: No… Jamie O’Hara is the one defending his title against those three.
TNT: Huh? That’s me on the graphics not him!
Worker: What kind of graphics did you see?
TNT: Well, my bad. I guess we just look alike.
Worker: And you haven’t been seen in over a month! You were fired, and that title is not even yours, it’s Woogieman’s!
TNT: Huh? I came to the performance center every week, yet no one was there! How is it my fault? I’m not giving you this title!
Worker: Dude, we moved out of the Performance Center in September…
TNT: :oh:
???: WHO DARED SAY THE NAME?
(The camera pans to the one and only, The Woogieman, wearing Gucci sunglasses, a Versace jacket, and other expensive clothes)
The Woogieman: What is this jabroni doing with my prestigious Bhampionship? I’ve went day in and day out to defend my…
The Woogieman: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this sucka thinks he can steal what’s The Woog’s???
TNT: HEY! That is rightfully mine! It’s not my fault no one has told me we have moved out of the performance center!
The Woogieman: Oh yeah, OH YEAH? What do you think, bald jabroni?
Worker: I agree with you, that title is yours.
The Woogieman: So what does this leave us out with, TNT?
TNT: Well I think that I’ll beat-
The Woogieman: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
TNT: :russwtf:
The Woogieman: You wanna pick a fight with The Woog? Is this what you want?
TNT: Hell yeah! I’ll fight you right now!
(TNT starts taking a fighting stance as The Woogieman takes off his Versace jacket exposing his beautiful abs 😍)
TNT: Oh you don’t want to pick a fight with dynomite!
The Woogieman: You don’t want to pick a fight with THAAAA GREAT ONNEEEEE!!!!
(These two circle around each other, and end up changing positions, as it’s now Woogieman where TNT was, and TNT where Woogieman was)
TNT: COME ON! FIGHT ME!
The Woogieman: I’ll fight you… Some other time.
(The Woogieman takes the Big Boogie Bhampionship from the production crate where TNT left it and starts running away)
TNT: :noah:
(The camera pans to ringside to see Gina Romano in the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Gina Romano: And it is for the 24/7 Contract!!!!
(‘Smoke and Drive’ by Mike Posner Ft. Big Sean, Donnis, & Jackie Chain hits, and the virtual crowd begins cheering loudly as Justin Windgate makes his way out to the stage. He doesn’t waste time making his way down the ramp, as although this is a match that he’s had before, this time there are very high stakes on the line, that being the 24/7 Contract. Justin looks extremely focused tonight, as he’s ready to capture another opportunity for Championship gold.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… From Detroit, Michigan…. Weighing in at 225 pounds…. THE XTREME CLASSIC, JUSSSTTTIIIINNNN WWIIIIIINNNDDDGAAATTTEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: And here he is! Justin Windgate, former New Breed Champion just this year! Last year Justin made his return to EAW, being one of the only people to come back to the company after such a long absence, lasting nearly ten entire years! One of those other people to do so just so happens to be his opponent, Jon Kelton. These two have faced each other earlier in the season, but in this rematch there’s far higher stakes than before. This time, Kelton’s 24/7 Contract is on the line!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin’s made it clear that he believes he’d be a better fit for that 24/7 Contract than Jon Kelton would, and now he finally has the opportunity to put his money where his mouth is and actually win it! This is gonna be a tough fight regardless of who wins, that’s one thing I’m sure everyone here can agree on.
Eve: I think that goes for Kelton and Justin themselves too. They’re no strangers in the ring, they both know that they have what it takes to hold that contract, but unfortunately only one person can leave Reasonable Doubt tonight holding it. I guess we’ll see very soon which one it’s gonna be.
(‘Mob Ties’ by Drake hits to a mainly positive reaction, and finally Jon Kelton makes his way out to the stage. Kelton has his eyes locked on Justin Windgate as he makes his way down the ramp, as he knows what’s ahead of him. He doesn’t want to lose the 24/7 Contract despite knowing how good Justin Windgate could be, and he makes sure not to take his eyes off of him as he makes his way down to the ring, and Gina Romano begins to speak.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… Residing in Dallas, Texas…. Weighing in at 210 pounds…. THE CHOSEN ONE, JOOOOOOONNNNNNNN KEELLLTTOOONNNN!!!!!
Deadprez: And there he is! As said before Jon made his return in a similar fashion to Justin Windgate, even winning the 24/7 Battle Royale this year while Justin won the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royale at Road to Redemption last year. These two have many similarities in their journey and even in the simple fact that they’re two of Showdown’s brightest talents, and I suppose we’ll soon see which one of them is the better man.
Gavin Kirkland: This isn’t the first time Jon Kelton’s 24/7 Contract has been on the line, but it could be the final time if he’s unable to defeat Justin Windgate. It’d be a shame if Jon lost his contract tonight, but then again we all know how good Justin is. Either way that contract could be in good hands.
Eve: Yup, no matter who wins a very talented Elitist will be holding that contract. You can’t really go wrong with either man. With that said, let’s ring the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And here we go! Jon Kelton versus Justin Windgate, and it’s all for Kelton’s 24/7 contract! I can already tell this will be a good one. Both Elitists are not only extremely talented but they even have similar stories. Both men returned to EAW after a multiple year long absence, and while Justin gained the New Breed Championship after his return, Jon won the same contract he’s defending tonight. Both men now beginning to circle the ring- and now here we go! Jon and Justin begin to lock up as they struggle for control over the match early on!
Gavin Kirkland: And it looks like Justin’s able to get control as he manages to lock Kelton in a headlock! That headlock doesn’t last too long though, as Jon uses his foot to trip Justin and drop him on his face! Jon quickly dropping down to the mat and he locks Justin in a grounded headlock! Justin’s in some trouble right now but this match probably isn’t ending too soon. I’d be surprised if someone like Justin went out like this so early on, even if Jon’s proven to be extremely talented himself. There’s just no way he loses like this!
Eve: Well it looks like you’re right, as Justin’s managed to get back up to a knee! Justin now getting back up to one foot before finally getting all the way back up, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A BACK SUPLE- NO! Jon managed to land on his feet- but as soon as he goes to strike Justin catches him with an armdrag! It looks like Justin saw Jon coming and now Justin puts him in a rear chinlock! Both of these men putting their technical ability on display, just further proving that this match could really go either way!
Deadprez: Jon is quick to get back up to both feet as he immediately manages to get out of the chinlock, hitting Justin with two vicious elbows to the midsection! Jon now with an irish whip to Justin towards the ropes, and he slides under him as Justin ricochets towards the opposite pair of ropes! JON WITH A DROPKICK- NO! JUSTIN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND RAN TOWARDS THE ADJACENT PAIR OF ROPES, BOUNCING OFF OF THEM AND DELIVERING A HUGE HURRICANRANA THAT DROPS KELTON TO THE MAT! What a move by Justin Windgate early on in the match!
Eve: Jon’s slow to get up, not because he’s exhausted or anything but because he was clearly caught by surprise with that hurricanrana. Jon’s backed up into the corner as Justin waits for him to make a move, AND NOW JON RUSHES TOWARDS JUSTIN, LOCKING UP WITH HIM ONCE AGAIN BEFORE POWERING HIM TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Jon has the upper hand over Justin as he keeps him in the corner, and now it looks like the referee is gonna have to begin his count!
Referee: 1!… 2!… 3!… 4!…
Gavin Kirkland: Jon lets go of Justin- BUT AS SOON AS HE DOES HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Jon grabs Justin by the arm now, AND HE GOES TO SEND HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BUT JUSTIN TURNS HIM AROUND AND SENDS HIM INTO IT INSTEAD! JON’S IN THE CORNER AND JUSTIN COMES RUSHING IN, RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE BY JON KELTON! Justin was caught off guard by that boot and holds his jaw as he backs away, AND THAT ALLOWS KELTON TO RUSH IN AND PULL JUSTIN INTO THE AIR, DROPPING HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Kelton keeps him bridged for the pin, to retain his 24/7 contract!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: Justin kicks out! That was a pretty quick kick out too, it’s clearly going to take a lot for Kelton to put him away tonight. Justin Windgate’s been in possibly the best shape of his entire career since returning to the company and he’s consistently proven that he’s so much better than he used to be. Jon Kelton may have done the same upon his return, but that’s just what’s going to make this match even more tough and hard hitting. Kelton’s dragging Justin back up to his feet, and it looks like he’s not done with him as he puts him in a front facelock! JON KELTON WITH A SNAP SUPLE-
Eve: JUSTIN HITS JON WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! Justin drops back down to his feet and kicks Jon in the midsection before pulling him into his arms! DDT BY JUSTI- NO! JON PULLS HIMSELF AWAY BEFORE DELIVERING A KNEE TO JUSTIN’S MIDSECTION! This is exactly what you were talking about Deadprez! When you have two talented men like this it’s gonna be hard for either of them to really get the upper hand on each other! Jon tried to hit a discus clothesline, but Justin was able to duck under it! ENZUIGIRI BY WINDGATE, and that causes Jon to stumble down to a knee!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin’s running the ropes, AND HE TRIED TO SEND JON OUT OF THE RING WITH A LARIAT BUT JON WAS ABLE TO LIFT JUSTIN OVER HIM AND OVER THE TOP ROPE! Justin managed to grab onto the ring apron to keep him from falling out to ringside though, and that was really close for Justin! Jon now is trying to grab Justin and pull him back into the ring, but Justin hits him with a forearm! JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW WITH A SPRINGBOARD-
Deadprez: JON MANAGES TO PUSH JUSTIN’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND JUSTIN CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE FALLING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! That was a pretty bad landing for Justin, and now Jon Kelton’s looking to capitalize as he immediately exits out to the apron! Justin’s able to use the barricade to get back up to his feet, BUT IT’S ALL FOR NOTHING AS JON TAKES HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE OFF OF THE APRON! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE CURRENT 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!
Eve: Jon picks Justin back up- JUST FOR JUSTIN TO PUNCH JON IN THE MIDSECTION! Jon didn’t seem to take that punch too lightly, AS HE SENDS JUSTIN INTO THE BARRICADE! Jon grabbing Justin by the back of his head now, before slamming his face into the top of the barricade! Justin’s not in great shape right now, and he really needs to make something happen if he wants to get back into this match! Jon’s turning his attention over towards the ringpost, AND HE GOES TO SEND JUSTIN INTO IT!
Gavin Kirkland: JUSTIN MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF WITH HIS FOOT, AND NOW HE ELBOWS JON KELTON IN THE MIDSECTION! Justin grabbing Jon now, AND JUSTIN SLAMS JON KELTON’S FACE INTO THE POST! Justin rolling Kelton back into the ring, and now the Xtreme Classic heads up to the top rope while Jon begins getting back up to his feet! JUSTIN WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE COVER, TO POTENTIALLY WIN THE 24/7 CONTRACT!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: KELTON PUSHES JUSTIN OFF OF HIM! Both men manage to get back up to their feet, AND JUSTIN GOES TO HIT JON WITH A SUPERKICK!
Deadprez: Jon managed to avoid it though, AND NOW HE PULLS JUSTIN FROM BEHIND! ROLLING CUTTER BY JON- WAIT NO! JUSTIN MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND PUSH JON INTO THE ROPES, AND HE GOES TO DELIVER A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX BUT JON MANAGED TO ROLL BACK ONTO HIS FEET INSTEAD OF GETTING HIT WITH THE MOVE! KELTON GRABS JUSTIN IN A FRONT FACELOCK AND IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM UP, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE SITOUT BRAINBUSTER! THIS TIME IT’S KELTON THAT GOES FOR THE COVER, AND I’D BE SURPRISED IF THIS ISN’T ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE RIGHT HERE!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTT-
Eve: JUSTIN WINDGATE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Remember it was Justin that claimed he’d be a better representative of the 24/7 Contract than Jon Kelton, and right now he might not be in control of the match but just look at how he survived such a big move! Jon’s gonna have to think of another gameplan here or simply hit Justin a bit harder if he wants to keep that contract, because as devastating as that brainbuster was, it wasn’t enough to finish the job! I think Jon knows that too, and now I think he’s getting ready to hit yet another big move on Justin!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon’s pulling Justin back up while in a front facelock- AND JON’S SETTING UP FOR THE EGO TRIP- BUT JUSTIN RUSHES WITH JON INTO THE CORNER, SLAMMING JON’S BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! That was extremely close for Justin, this match probably would’ve ended right then and there if he wasn’t able to get out of that! Both men getting back to his feet- BUT JUSTIN NOW GRABS JON BEFORE HEADING BACK TO THE TURNBUCKLES! RUN IT UP ON JON KELTON!!!
Eve: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER!! JON PUSHED JUSTIN OFF OF HIM JUST AS HE REACHED THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE RIGHT NOW AND KELTON JUST HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A HUGE FOREARM! Justin’s not in a good place right now, this could be a huge opportunity for Jon to make a move and potentially end this entire match! Jon’s headed up to the middle rope, and he’s grabbing Justin from behind! I think he’s setting up for a back superplex, and if this connects this has to be it! There’s no way Justin could survive such a move!
Deadprez: JUSTIN WITH AN ELBOW TO KELTON’S HEAD! JUSTIN IS REPEATEDLY ELBOWING JON KELTON, AND NOW HE FINALLY MANAGES TO SEND HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! Justin now getting in position as it looks like he’s preparing to dive from up top once again- WAIT NO! JON RUSHES BACK UP TOP AND HITS JUSTIN WITH A HUGE FOREARM! Jon setting up for what looks to be a regular superplex this time, but Justin’s doing his best to try and get out of it! Justin’s punching away at Jon’s midsection, but I don’t think it’ll be enough!
Gavin Kirkland: IT WASN’T ENOUGH! JON GOES FOR THE MOVE ANYWAY, AND IT CONNECTS!!! JON JUST DELIVERED A SUPERPLEX ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE, AND JUST LIKE THAT BOTH MEN GO DOWN AFTER CRASHING ONTO THE MAT! Neither man is able to get back up, and that means Jon can’t even go for the cover right now! That move must have done tons of damage to Justin Windgate, but Jon can’t capitalize just yet! He needs to find some way to get back to his feet and finish the match, the opportunity is slipping right through his fingers as Justin rolls towards the ropes!
Eve: Jon’s finally gotten back to his feet after that huge superplex, and as soon as he does he rushes over towards Justin, realizing that he needs to keep up the offense if he wants to keep his contract! Jon pulls Justin back up to his knees, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! KELTON QUICKLY TURNING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING, BEFORE DELIVERING A POWERBOMB! That powerbomb was devastating, BUT JON DOESN’T STOP WITH JUST ONE! JON LIFTS JUSTIN UP, AND DROPS HIM WITH A SECOND POWERBOMB! JON LIFTING JUSTIN UP FOR A THIRD TIME, BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A THIRD CONSECUTIVE POWERBOMB! JON DROPS ON TOP OF JUSTIN FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Jon doesn’t seem to understand how Justin survived all of that, and honestly even I’m surprised! Justin may have had time to recover from the superplex, but not very long after he was hit with three powerbombs in a row! That’s going to do some damage no matter who you are, but somehow Justin is still in this match and that means Jon’s 24/7 Contract is still in jeopardy!
Gavin Kirkland: Jon’s pulling Justin back up to his feet, and it looks like he’s setting up for the Spoiler Alert! Justin’s trying his best to get out of it, and because of that Jon’s struggling to connect with the move! WAIT, JUSTIN BREAKS FREE FROM JON’S GRASP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PELE KICK! That was really close for Justin, who’s not even able to stay on his feet thanks to those devastating powerbombs he took not too long ago! Justin’s crawling over to the corner, and that pele kick had to have given him at least a few seconds to recover as it dropped Kelton!
Eve: Kelton’s using the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, meanwhile Justin is seated in the corner! Kelton notices this and I think he’s going to use it as an opportunity to attack, AS HE CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS JUSTIN WINDGATE! JON KELTON WITH A RUNNING KNEE- BUT JUSTIN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! JUSTIN WINDGATE WAS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT AND BECAUSE OF THAT KELTON CRASHED RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! JUSTIN NOW PULLS JON DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP, AND KELTON IMMEDIATELY MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF IT- JUST TO BE DROPPED AGAIN WITH A SUPERKICK!
Deadprez: Justin’s hanging onto the ropes to even stay on his feet, but this has been an amazing performance out of Justin the past few minutes! Jon arguably still has the advantage over Justin, but Justin is somehow able to survive everything Jon’s throwing at him and return just as much! Justin now is pulling Jon up, and I think he’s gonna go for a repeat of what he attempted earlier! JUSTIN GRABS JON AND ONCE AGAIN HEADS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES! RUN IT UP!!
Gavin Kirkland: ONCE AGAIN IT DOESN’T CONNECT, AS JON’S ABLE TO BACK UP AND CATCH JUSTIN ON HIS SHOULDERS! JON TURNING AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLES, AND HE DROPS JUSTIN WITH A HUGE POWERSLAM!! JON QUICKLY PULLS JUSTIN BACK UP TOWARDS HIS FEET THOUGH, AND I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO MAKE SURE JUSTIN STAYS DOWN FOR GOOD! After all this attacks to the stomach and back I don’t know if Justin’s even able to breathe properly! Nonetheless I think this is about to end! Justin needs to hurry up and do something or this match is gonna end, AS JON GOES FOR AVADA KEDAVRA!!
Eve: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DONE SOMETHING!! JUSTIN JUST SHOVED JON OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT JON MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! Justin used everything he had in him to push Jon out there, AND WAIT A SECOND! LOOK AT JUSTIN!! XTREME LANDING!!! XTREME LANDING ONTO JON KELTON, THE SLINGSHOT DDT ONTO THE APRON CONNECTS AND NOW IT’S KELTON WHO’S AT SERIOUS RISK OF LOSING THIS MATCH! JUSTIN SENDS JON BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE HEADING ONTO THE APRON, NOW WHAT’S HE THINKING ABOUT!? WAIT, ROLLING THUNDER BY JUSTIN!!
Deadprez: JUSTIN JUST HIT A VARIATION OF THE ROLLING THUNDER BY ROLLING INTO THE RING FROM THE APRON, AND THAT LOOKED AMAZING!! JUSTIN IS GOING FOR THE COVER ON JON KELTON, AND AFTER SUCH AN AMAZING COMBINATION SURELY THAT HAS TO BE IT! JUSTIN’S GOING TO DEFEAT JON KELTON, THIS TIME WINNING THE 24/7 CONTRACT IN THE PROCESS!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: JON KELTON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! This time it’s Justin that can’t believe what just happened, because somehow Jon Kelton managed to survive everything that was just thrown at him in the past few moments! What is Justin even supposed to do after Jon kicked out of all of that!?
Gavin Kirkland: JUSTIN GOES FOR THE X-GRIP- NO! JON IMMEDIATELY CRAWLS HIMSELF OUT OF IT AND GRABS ONTO THE ROPES BEFORE JUSTIN COULD GET THE HOLD COMPLETELY LOCKED IN, AND HAD JUSTIN MANAGED TO GET THE SUBMISSION IN THERE’S NO WAY JON WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT! Justin’s
pulling Jon back up to his feet, and he delivers a huge knee to the midsection! JUSTIN NOW GOING FOR THE CLASSIC ENDING, BUT JON QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND DROPS JUSTIN WITH THE ROLLING CUTTER!!!
Eve: Somehow Jon Kelton just turned and hit Justin with a huge rolling cutter, and now both men are down but that might just be perfectly fine for Kelton as now he has time to recover from the combination of moves he received a while ago! Jon’s pulling himself towards the ropes, and now he slowly manages to get back to his feet! Justin eventually does as well, leaving both men on opposite sides of the ring! They’re both clearly worn out as they’ve just been hitting each other with big move after big move, but somehow they’re gonna keep going even after all that!
Deadprez: Of course they’re gonna keep going, look what’s on the line here! JON CHARGES TOWARDS JUSTIN, BUT JUSTIN DUCKS A HUGE ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT! JUSTIN NOW GOING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT JON DUCKS THAT HIMSELF! JON GOES FOR HIS OWN ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT JUSTIN MANAGED TO DUCK THAT HIMSELF BEFORE GRABBING JON’S ARM! SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE- WAIT NO! JON DUCKED THE CLOTHESLINE AND WENT BEHIND JUSTIN WINDGATE BEFORE PULLING BOTH ARMS UP!! SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT CONNECTS ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE, JON’S GONNA RETAIN THE 24/7 CONTRACT!! JON QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG, AND I THINK THIS ONE’S OVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON, THERE’S JUST NO WAY THEY KEEP DOING THIS! JUSTIN WINDGATE GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND AT THIS POINT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT’S GONNA TAKE! Both men have been trading whatever moves they could think of hitting, and each time it looks like this match is about to end they somehow manage to get their shoulder up! This has been an insane match, but with that contract on the line what should we have expected? Jon’s taking some time to think about what more he could possibly do to try and put Justin away, and this match could still end soon!
Eve: That’s completely right, after all Jon’s still in control at least for the time being! Jon now slowly dragging Justin towards the center of the ring- BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!! JON KELTON HAS THE ETHER LOCKED IN, AND AT THIS POINT I THINK HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO JUST CHOKE JUSTIN OUT! ALL THAT DAMAGE JUSTIN RECEIVED EARLIER HAD TO AFFECT HIS BREATHING ALONE, AND THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU’RE TRAPPED IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE! THIS MIGHT JUST BE IT, I DON’T SEE JUSTIN LASTING VERY LONG LIKE THIS!
Deadprez: JUSTIN’S TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET SO HE COULD ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION SOMEHOW, BUT HE’S ALREADY GETTING WEAKER AND WEAKER DUE TO HIM NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE IN THE CHOKE! JUSTIN IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO GET OUT OF IT, BUT YOU CAN SEE HE’S SLOWLY DROPPING BACK DOWN TO HIS KNEES! I DON’T EVEN THINK JUSTIN CAN LAST ANOTHER FULL MINUTE IN THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE, IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THE BELL RINGS AND JON KELTON RETAINS HIS 24/7 CONTRACT ONCE AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: Justin’s starting to look lifeless! He’s moving less and less, it really is only a matter of time until this match is over! Justin put up an excellent fight tonight but I don’t think it’s gonna matter very soon, there’s just no way he could possibly have anything left in him at this point! It’s not like the ropes are close enough for him to just reach out to either, Jon made sure to keep him away from them! This just goes to show how incredible Jon Kelton really is as an Elitist, I think this is over! The referee has to call for the bell!-
Eve: WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT HOW!? JUSTIN JUST POWERED KELTON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS WHILE GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE DELIVERS A HUGE BUCKLE BOMB!! BOTH MEN DROP TO THE MAT AND JUSTIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, HOW COULD HE HAVE DONE THAT!? How did Justin Windgate have anything left in him!? How did he have enough left to do THAT!? I’m aware of how talented Justin Windgate is as we’ve seen his performances this season alone, but I didn’t expect something like that out of him!
Deadprez: Justin’s slowly making his way over towards Jon Kelton who’s now on the apron, and Justin pulls him into a front facelock hanging from the apron! SPIKE DDT OUT ONTO RINGSIDE!!! JUSTIN JUST DROPPED KELTON WITH A DDT ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, DROPPING HIM FROM THE APRON! That was a great move from Justin to make sure he keeps control of the match, but he doesn’t stop there! He rolls Jon Kelton right back into the ring, and now he’s headed up to the top rope while Kelton doesn’t look like he’s moving! I don’t think this is a good idea, but Justin clearly doesn’t care, he wants that 24/7 Contract! X-FACTOR!!! JUSTIN WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!! JUSTIN CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS BUT HE’S CLEARLY HURT FROM IT! ALL THAT DAMAGE HE’S TAKEN IN THE MATCH HAS CLEARLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM, BUT NOW JUSTIN PULLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF JON KELTON FOR THE COVER!! JUSTIN TOOK A BIT TO GET ON TOP OF HIM BUT IT MIGHT NOT MATTER ANYMORE, THERE’S NO WAY JON SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S IT! THE MATCH IS OVER!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE WINS THE 24/7 CONTRACT AND NOW THE REFEREE GOES TO RING THE BELL- Wait what!?
Deadprez: The referee is taking a second look at Jon Kelton… AND HE’S WAVING IT OFF! HE’S SAYING THE MATCH ISN’T OVER, BUT WHY!? JUSTIN WINDGATE IS CONFUSED, THE MATCH SHOULD BE OVER RIGHT NOW BUT THE REFEREE IS POINTING AT KELTON AND SAYING SOMETHING TO HIM!
Eve: IT’S JON’S FOOT!! HIS FOOT IS JUST BARELY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND THAT’S ENOUGH TO CAUSE A ROPE BREAK!!! THAT WHOLE TIME JUSTIN WAS HURT AND BARELY EVEN ABLE TO GET TO THE PIN, AND BECAUSE OF THAT JON WAS ABLE TO JUST BARELY GET HIS FOOT UNDER THE ROPE!
Deadprez: That might have saved Jon Kelton’s chances tonight, and at the same time ruined Justin’s chances of winning the 24/7 Contract! That definitely would have ended the match if Jon was only a few inches further from the ropes, but because he wasn’t he now has the opportunity to retain his contract! That was extremely close, but now Justin needs to hurry up and put this match away! If he doesn’t do something soon then Kelton could definitely find a way to come back!
Gavin Kirkland: Well it looks like Justin’s aiming to do exactly that! Justin’s pulled Jon Kelton into the center of the ring this time, and now he’s making his way back up to the top rope! We saw how effective it was the first time as Jon didn’t actually kick out of that! If this connects a second time then this match is definitely over and there’s no disputing that! Justin is in position, meanwhile Kelton has not moved at all! THERE HE GOES, JUSTIN DIVES!! A SECOND X-FACTOR BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!
Eve: JON KELTON GETS THE KNEES UP THIS TIME!! JON KELTON MANAGED TO GET THE KNEES UP AND JUSTIN DOVE RIGHT ONTO THEM! IF THE ROPE BREAK DIDN’T COST JUSTIN THE MATCH THAT MIGHT HAVE DONE THE JOB RIGHT THERE! WE’VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT THE BREATHING ISSUES THE MAJORITY OF JON’S OFFENSE MUST HAVE CAUSED FOR JUSTIN, AND THERE’S NO WAY THAT COULD HAVE HELPED! THAT WAS ANOTHER BIG BLOW TO JUSTIN AND AT THIS RATE, I DON’T THINK WE’LL BE SEEING THE 24/7 CONTRACT SWITCH HANDS! What a smart counter from Jon Kelton!
Deadprez: I DON’T THINK JON’S STOPPING AT JUST A COUNTER THOUGH! JON IMMEDIATELY PICKS JUSTIN UP AND DROPS HIM WITH THE EGO TRIP!!! JUST LIKE THAT JON HAS JUST DRILLED JUSTIN WINDGATE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH POSSIBLY THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS OUT, I’D BE SURPRISED IF HE’S EVEN CONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW! JON KELTON NOW RUSHES TO THE COVER, AND THAT’S DEFINITELY IT! THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE, BUT IN THE END IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE AGAINST THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER, JON KELTON!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST KICKED OUT! This is just getting ridiculous, how!? How could Justin have survived the Ego Trip like that!? There’s no way he should have anything left in him just like Jon shouldn’t have even been able to hit the move in the first place! At this point I don’t really know what else you could say about these two. Jon realizes he needs to finish this match off though, and I think he’s about ready to finally put Justin away! Justin’s managed to survive way more than he had any right to, but in the end it might have been for nothing!
Eve: Kelton’s pulling Justin back to his feet, AND NOW HE PICKS HIM UP BEFORE RAMMING HIM INTO THE CORNER! KELTON NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT JUSTIN JUST DELIVERED A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! Kelton was caught off guard with that boot, and I don’t really blame him! I definitely didn’t think Justin would have had any fight left in him, but that was a really hard boot this late in the game! It really rocked Kelton, and now Justin pulls himself up to the middle rope before heading all the way to the top!
Deadprez: JON KELTON HITS JUSTIN WITH A RIGHT HAND! Kelton did something similar earlier in the match and we all saw what happened next! Kelton is heading up to the top rope- AND JUSTIN HITS JON WITH A FOREARM, JUST FOR KELTON TO HIT HIS OWN IN RETURN! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH ON THE TOP ROPE, BUT KELTON MANAGES TO GET THE BETTER OF HIM! KELTON NOW IS PULLING JUSTIN UP- AND I THINK HE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE TOP ROPE SPANISH FLY! JON KELTON IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR GODS LAST GIFT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JUSTIN JUST HIT KELTON WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT BEFORE HE COULD GO FOR THE MOVE! KELTON IS WOBBLY ON THE ROPES, AND NOW JUSTIN GETS HIM IN POSITION!! CLASSIC ENDING!!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST HIT A VARIATION OF THE CLASSIC ENDING, DIVING ALL THE WAY OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!! BOTH MEN JUST CRASHED ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO THE MAT, BUT JUSTIN BARELY MANAGES TO PUT HIS ARM ONTO JON KELTON UPON LANDING! JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS THE COVER, AND AFTER HITTING THAT MOVE THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER HERE!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner…. AND THE NEEEEWWWWW 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER…. THE XTREME CLASSIC, JUUUUSSSTTIINNN WIIIIIIINNDDDGAAAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: AND THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER! Both of these men put on a performance that they should be extremely proud of, but just like that we have a new 24/7 Contract holder and his name is Justin Windgate!
Gavin Kirkland: These two took each other to the limit tonight and then some. I didn’t expect these two to go as hard as they did but in the end these two did such an amazing job. Jon Kelton may have lost the 24/7 contract, but he needs to remember why he won it in the first place. In the end this could end up just being one small setback for Jon, after a performance like this there’s no way he doesn’t get far.
Eve: For once Gavin, I have to agree with everything you said. Jon Kelton put up an amazing fight and he’s had a great season up to now. Kelton made the right choice returning to EAW this year, and it’s only a matter of time until he even surpasses the 24/7 contract. In the meantime, congratulations to Justin Windgate, who now has the opportunity to challenge for any Championship of his choosing!
(‘Smoke and Drive’ hits, and the virtual crowd begins to cheer as Justin Windgate slowly gets back to his feet. It was an extremely hard fought battle, but in the end Justin did it. He’s managed to capture the 24/7 Contract, and that clearly pleases a lot of the fans. As Justin has his hand raised by the referee and continues to celebrate on his own, the camera pans over towards Jon Kelton. He’s rolled out of the ring and is exhausted after the match, but he’s clearly upset after losing the contract. In the end you can see how much the match has had an effect on both competitors, and as Justin looks over towards Kelton he nods in respect, before continuing his celebration while Reasonable Doubt fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial for Amazon as they have a Back To School sale which should probably convince **CERTAIN** people not to stay up till 5 AM.)
(The scene opens backstage where the Maidens Of Malpractice are walking. Alexis is pumping herself up for her match against Consuela Rose Ava coming up in a few moments. Bethany is rubbing her shoulders behind her.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You got this sister! The Interwire Championship was the first championship I won in this company and I elevated it to great heights. And I know you can take it to even greater ones!
Alexis Chambers: Thanks babe, I know I have what it takes. I showed Consuela just how dangerous I could be last week, and with my words this week. She has no idea the fight she’s about to step into.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m proud of you for what you did to her last week. Fudge the Avas!
Alexis Chambers: We’re both gonna be champions together at the end of the night.
(Bethany’s face goes sad for a second.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I don’t know. I’m the big underdog in that fatal four way and a lot of people aren’t giving me a chance.
Alexis Chambers: SO?!?! You are in that match because you are a top player on Showdown. NEVER, EVER, EVER doubt yourself Bethany. You were an underdog against my brother. You were in an underdog against many of the top names you have already beaten in this company in just fifteen short months.
Dr. Bethany Blue: You think so?
Alexis Chambers: I KNOW SO! Wake up Bethany! YOU’RE the favorite in this match! YOU’RE the next Answers World Champion! Quit doubting yourself and go out there and show everybody why you’re the fuc–FUDGING BEST! I’m getting better at that. 🙂
Dr. Bethany Blue: You’re absolutely right! I know I have been giving you and Goldstein the cold shoulder the past week, but that speech really just opened my eyes. I really like when you have that fire inside of you. I am the next Answers World Champion, and I am making the world a better place at the same time. I can just imagine what it would be like if the top doctor was the top champion in this company.
Alexis Chambers: THAT’S THE SPIRIT! LET’S WIN SOME GOLD TONIGHT!!
Dr. Bethany Blue: YES! Good luck out there honey. Bring that Interwire Championship back home to my office! :blessed:
(Alexis and Bethany kiss one another before Alexis walks off and Bethany looks on with a smile at her best friend and soulmate. The camera fades to black.)
(Reasonable Doubt fades back in and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano, who is standing by in the middle of the ring.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for…
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: And it’s for the Elite Answers Wrestling Interwire Championship!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes begins to blast across the PA system, and after a moment, the champion herself steps out onto the stage.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… from Frias, Spain… weighing in at 120 pounds… she is the EAW Interwire Champion… “The Perfectionist”… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!
(The crowd watching from the comfort of their computer rooms cheer as Consuela poses with her championship.)
Gavin Kirkland: The champ out first tonight and this is a match I have been looking forward to :mjlit:. I love a Latina goddess like Consuela and a tight little body like the one Alexis Chambers has 🤤🤤 I really can’t wait to see these two women rolling around the ring together and giving me something to get excited about. Brunettes don’t usually do it for me, but I feel like I can make an exception for these two especially since we know Alexis is into HLA :blessed:
Eve: Wow, you’re really wildin’ out.
Deadprez: What else is new? As she stated earlier in the week, Consuela is about two months away from breaking the record for the longest Interwire Championship reign. She wants nothing more than to put away the woman who could become her future sister-in-law and turn her attention towards Road to Redemption. Since capturing that belt, Consuela has really stepped up her game and proven to the world that she is capable of being at the top of any div-
Eve: What the hell?!?!
(Consuela is about to get into the ring when she is blasted from behind!)
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S ALEXIS CHAMBERS! SHE HAS BLINDSIDED CONSUELA AND JUST THREW HER INTO THE RING STEPS! ALEXIS RAINING DOWN BLOW AFTER BLOW ON CONSUELA’S FACE AND HEAD, AND THE CHAMPION CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF! ALEXIS PULLS CONSUELA UP BY THE HAIR AND SHE SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE LED RING POST! CONSUELA HITS THE GROUND AND ALEXIS IS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO HER! THE REFEREE IS OUT OF THE RING BUT ALEXIS PUSHES HIM AWAY!
Eve: ALEXIS IS PULLING UP THE PADDING RIGHT NOW AND SCREAMING FOR CONSUELA TO GET UP! CONSUELA IS USING THE RING SKIRT TO HELP HERSELF UP, BUT THERE’S ALEXIS WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH! SHE HOOKS CONSUELA AND PLANTS HER INTO THE FLOOR WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!
Deadprez: WOW! It seems like Alexis Chambers has decided to come out here tonight and unleash absolute Hell on the Interwire Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, Alexis said all week she has no regrets about attacking Consuela last week and costing them both a victory to Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate. She wanted to make a statement, no matter how unpopular of one it was at the time, and tonight she looks to make an even bigger one! Alexis is dragging Consuela around the ring and she launches her into the ring steps once again! Alexis is hellbent on doing some major damage to the champion before this match even begins!
Eve: Alexis is looking at the Interwire Championship now, guys! She’s got in her hands and I do not like that look in her eyes at all!
Deadprez: Consuela is trying to drag herself back up BUT ALEXIS JUST SLAMMED THE BELT INTO CONSUELA’S FACE! I THINK THE CHAMPION MIGHT BE UNCONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW! ALEXIS TAKES CONSUELA AND THROWS HER INTO THE RING!
Alexis Chambers: (off-mic) RING THE BELL BOZO!
Gavin Kirkland: The referee hesitates but there he goes!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: He calls for the bell since both women are in the ring! Alexis drops down and makes the cover and we’re going to have a new Interwire Champion!!!!
Eve: NOT THIS WAY :noah:! THIS IS SO WOAT!
OOOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CONSUELA SHOOTS HER SHOULDER UP!!!
Eve: Alexis isn’t happy about that at all! :lupe:!
Deadprez: Alexis helps the champion up and she whips her into the ropes! Somehow, Consuela manages to duck a clothesline, but she can’t avoid the shoulder block! She is taken down to the mat and now it’s Alexis running the ropes! Alexis with a running, sliding drop kick as Consuela sits up, and immediately Alexis is back up! STANDING MOONSAULT!!! ONCE AGAIN… ALEXIS GOES FOR A COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT FROM CONSUELA!
Eve: Alexis mounts Consuela and she grabs her by the hair! Headbutt after headbutt connects with Consuela! This aggression from Alexis is absolutely amazing!
Deadprez: Yo, she didn’t come to fuck around tonight. Both women are on their feet and Consuela manages to throw a forearm that connects with Alexis’ jaw! Alexis shrugs it off and fires right back with a forearm of her own! Consuela looks for a right hand but Alexis blocks it, and Consuela eats an uppercut! Alexis with an Irish whip and Consuela slams into the corner! She flies forward, looking for a running corner clothesline, but Consuela gets her feet up! Alexis stumbles and Consuela shoots out of the corner and looks for a clothesline!
Gavin Kirkland: :oh:!!!! Matrix like move from Alexis! Consuela completely missed! She whirls around right as Alexis straightens up, and just manages to block a spinning roundhouse kick from Alexis! Consuela quickly wraps Alexis in a side headlock, but Alexis with several brutal shots to Consuela’s back! She forces Consuela to let go, but Consuela quickly grabs the wrist of the challenger and throws her into the ropes! Alexis runs right into a knee strike!
Eve: Consuela steps over Alexis and runs the ropes! Alexis rolls out of the way and she is able to bring Consuela down with a clothesline! Both are back up and Alexis runs at Consuela! They lock up and jostle back and forth for positioning! Consuela is able to use her size to her advantage and she muscles Alexis towards the ropes. She makes a clean break but backs up… AND CHARGES FORWARD! A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS WITH ALEXIS CHAMBERS AND SHE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES!
Deadprez: CONSUELA LOOKS TO BUILD MOMENTUM NOW AND SHE GOES TO THE ROPES! ‘LEMON LIGHT’!!! THE ASAI MOONSAULT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS GOT HER KNEES UP! Consuela just took a huge risk and it didn’t pay off! She is clutching her stomach now! Alexis has made her way to the Spanish commentary table and she is clearing it off! She just grabbed a monitor and hurled it in Consuela’s direction! Consuela nearly had her head taken off by that monitor and Alexis is all over her opponent now! She is stomping away on Consuela! She pulls Consuela towards the commentary table but Consuela manages to get her foot up!
Eve: Alexis was trying to bounce Conseula’s face off the announce table, but Consuela blocked! She nails Alexis with an elbow and it’s Alexis who eats a face full of table! Consuela slips into the ring to break up the count, but she’s back on the outside now. She’s clearly frustrated with how this match has gone so far. Alexis attacked her from behind before the opening bell and Consuela has been forced to defend herself since then. She uses the table to her advantage again and then drops Alexis to the ground. Alexis clutches at her face and Consuela starts to stomp on her!
Gavin Kirkland: Trampling :mjlit:
Eve: :whoa: Stop.
Deadprez: Consuela pulls Alexis up and tosses her back into the ring. Alexis begins to crawl towards the opposite corner, but Consuela halts her momentum with a double axe-handle to the back! She peppers Alexis with several precise strikes to the back of the head, and slams Alexis’ face right into the mat! Consuela tries her best to keep things on the technical side when it comes to her matches, but right now she’s showing Alexis that she is not afraid to be aggressive. She doesn’t really have a choice at this point, and we have seen Consuela adapt to various situations time and time again.
Eve: She’s an incredibly versatile competitor and that’s what makes her special, guys. Consuela goes for a quick pin, but Alexis manages to kick out before the referee can get down to start the count! Consuela switches to the mount position and Alexis finds herself getting battered with vicious rights and lefts! She manages to cover up and Consuela makes the clean break!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS SNATCHES HER DOWN AND GOES FOR THE QUICK ROLL UP!
Deadprez: NO! CONSUELA ROLLS THROUGH AND BOTH SCRAMBLE UP! ALEXIS WITH A THESZ PRESS!
Eve: BUT CONSUELA GETS HER LEGS AROUND ALEXIS’ BACK AND GRABS HER ARM! SHE TRAPS ALEXIS’ ARM AND THROWS HER LEG OVER ALEXIS’ SHOULDER! CONSUELA HAS HER IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE! ALEXIS IS TRAPPED! CONSUELA GRABS FOR ALEXIS’ HEAD BUT ALEXIS USES HER LEGS TO PUSH UP! CONSUELA LOSES CONTROL OF THE ARM AND ALEXIS IS ABLE TO HOIST HER UP AND SLAM CONSUELA BACK TO THE MAT!
Deadprez: CONSUELA LETS GO AND DODGES A STOMP FROM ALEXIS! SHE ROLLS TO THE ROPES AND QUICKLY PULLS HERSELF UP! ALEXIS IS BARRELING TOWARDS HER BUT CONSUELA CUTS HER OFF WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! SHE THROWS ALEXIS INTO THE ROPES, BUT ALEXIS LEAPS IN THE AIR AND BRINGS CONSUELA DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA! SHE LOOKS TO MAKE THE PIN BUT CONSUELA KICKS OUT THIS TIME BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN DROP DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS CATCHES CONSUELA WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH AS CONSUELA TRIES TO GET UP! SHE TAKES HER BY THE NECK AND TOSSES HER INTO THE ROPES! CONSUELA HOOKS HER ARMS BUT ALEXIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND CONSUELA SPILLS TO THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: Alexis is on the apron now and she waits for Consuela to get up! Alexis takes a leap but Consuela is able to catch her! Alexis is not deterred! She throws several punches to Consuela’s head! Consuela rushes towards the ringpost and crushes Alexis against it! Consuela hangs on to Alexis as she releases her arms and CONSUELA SWINGS HER RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! THE SIDE OF ALEXIS’ HEAD JUST SLAMMED INTO THE POST AND CONSUELA SWINGS AROUND AND DOES IT TO ALEXIS AGAIN!
Virtual Fans: :drakelike:
Deadprez: Consuela lets Alexis drop and takes a moment to appreciate the damage done to the challenger! She finally gets Alexis back into the ring, but Consuela doesn’t immediately go for the cover. She strikes Alexis in the temple several times with her fist, no doubt trying to cause a concussion or some other type of injury.
Eve: That’s Consuela’s intelligence on full display. She knows how to pick apart a body part and do some real damage. She’s pretty methodical in her approach to this sport and that is what makes her so effective inside the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: Consuela gets Alexis up and brings her over to the corner. She bashes Alexis’ face against the turnbuckle padding before turning her and trapping her in the corner. Consuela hooks both of Alexis’ arms around the ropes and she turns around, striking Alexis on both sides of her head with back elbows!
Eve: Consuela is firmly in control of this match now and she turns around, stomping Alexis down into a seated position! She uses the ropes for leverage and presses her foot against Alexis’ head!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Deadprez: Consuela breaks right before the five and walks to the opposite side of the ring. She gets a running start… AND SHE SLAMS HER KNEE INTO THE FACE OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS! Consuela grabs Alexis by the ankle, drags her out of the corner, and drops down for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis is able to kick out!
Deadprez: Consuela isn’t fucked and she’s not about to let up! She drags Alexis to the edge of the ring and rolls onto the apron! She reaches through the ropes and drapes Alexis stomach first across the middle rope. Consuela has a good grip on the back of Alexis’ neck and she begins driving her knee into Alexis’ face over and over again!
Eve: I see some drops of blood on the apron. Consuela must have busted Alexis’ nose during that exchange. This match has been fast and hard hitting, even before the opening bell. It doesn’t surprise me at all to see some blood being spilled.
Gavin Kirkland: Consuela with another running knee to Alexis! The back of Alexis’ neck just snapped against the ropes and her nose is busted! It’s pouring blood now! I think I need to go help her!
Deadprez: Sit your ass down, bruh.
Eve: Alexis is in a lot of trouble right now, and Consuela’s not letting up. She’s back in the ring and has got Alexis in the corner again. Consuela hits Alexis with several forearms and she takes off running around the ring! RUNNING FACEWASH! She takes Alexis by the hair, runs her towards the center of the ring, and plants her with a bulldog! Consuela pushes Alexis on her back and hooks the leg for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT BY ALEXIS!
Eve: Consuela pulls Alexis into a sitting position and wraps her in a headlock from behind! Alexis claws at Consuela’s arms, trying everything she can to get herself back into this match. Consuela switches to a one-armed choke and she connects with an elbow to the top of Alexis’ head! Consuela manages to thread her leg through Alexis’ arms, trap them to mat, and she uses her hands to bend back Alexis’ neck! Consuela drives her knee into the back of Alexis’ head and she holds her in that unique submission!
Deadprez: Alexis is crying out right now, but she is refusing to give up. The referee is checking on her, and you know damn well that Alexis Chambers isn’t going to quit tonight. She wants nothing more than to prove her doubters wrong and walk away from Reasonable Doubt as the brand new Interwire Champion. Alexis and her girlfriend, Dr. Bethany Blue, have vowed to leave Reasonable Doubt as champions and announce the arrival of the Maidens of Malpractice to the top of Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: Only it doesn’t look good for Alexis right now.
Eve: Alexis has a lot of fight and a lot of heart, and right now she is trying to use her legs to push up. Alexis is trying to twist her body and she’s made it to her side, and she gets her knee into the mat and is able to push herself up! Consuela loses control of Alexis’ arms, and Alexis is turning this around!
Deadprez: Not so fast! Consuela rises up with her and greets her with a knee to the rib area! Alexis clutches her side and Consuela looks for a headscissors!
Gavin Kirkland: She misses it! Alexis dove to the mat and she rolls out of the way as Consuela tries to kick her! Alexis grabs the ropes and that forces the referee to make Consuela back off! Alexis has given herself a moment’s reprieve. Alexis pulls herself up but here comes Consuela! Consuela looking for a running back elbow but Alexis gets her knees up! She nails Consuela right in the back with those knees and Alexis to the second rope now! She throws her feet out and hits an incoming Consuela right in the chest! She grabs Consuela by the arm and it’s Consuela who finds herself pressed into the corner now! Chop to the chest of the Interwire Champion!
Eve: :yikes:! That was so loud! Consuela’s chest is already turning a dark shade of pink!
Deadprez: Alexis with another chop and she follows it up with a slap to Consuela’s face! Alexis backs up and Consuela is hit with a nasty corner clothes! Alexis takes Consuela and runs them to the center of the ring before hitting Consuela with a swinging neckbreaker! Alexis goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT YET!
Eve: Alexis looks frustrated especially when you consider how she began the match! She made sure to give herself every advantage with her sneak attack! She jerks Consuela up and tries to throw her into the ropes, but Consuela is able to plant her feet! Alexis tries again, but Consuela connects with a right hand! She frees her arm and catches Alexis with another right! Alexis backs off and runs the ropes, but Consuela greets her with a dropkick! She pulls Alexis up and hooks her leg, and I think Consuela is looking for a fisherman’s suplex!
Deadprez: Alexis blocks! She knees Consuela in the stomach a few times and is able to unwrap Consuela’s arm from around her neck! She switches to wrist lock and knocks Consuela to the mat with a side kick to the jaw!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis makes her way over to the ropes and she perches herself on top! She waits for Consuela to get up, and she launches herself off! Flying tornado DDT! She spikes Consuela into the mat! Alexis hooks the legs for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Eve: CONSUELA KICKS OUT!
Deadprez: Alexis is furious because she thought she had the match won! She thought that would put away Consuela! Consuela is so resilient though. We have seen that woman fight a lot of tough battles. It’s not going to be easy for anyone to take the Interwire Championship from her.
Gavin Kirkland: Both women are back up and Consuela tries for a kick! Alexis grabs her foot and she spins Consuela around! Alexis looks for a clothesline, but Consuela ducks underneath! She hits the ropes but Alexis leaps! Consuela catches her! Consuela hoists Alexis up in the powerbomb position… SITOUT POWERBOMB!
Eve: BUT CONSUELA DOESN’T GO FOR THE PIN! SHE DEADLIFTS ALEXIS UP AND THERE’S A BEAUTIFUL FALL AWAY SLAM! Alexis rolls to the edge of the ring and pulls herself on the apron. Consuela quickly crawls towards Alexis, but Alexis drops to the outside!
Deadprez: Consuela shakes her head, but she remains vigilant in her pursuit to defend her Interwire Championship. She waits for Alexis to get up, and right now Alexis has her back to the ring. She is trying to shake the cobwebs out and she doesn’t see that Consuela is waiting for her. Alexis finally turns around AND THERE GOES THE CHAMPION! TOPE CONSUELA HILO!!! SHE TAKES DOWN ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!
Eve: CONSUELA STAYS ON TOP OF ALEXIS AND BEGINS THROWING HANDS! CONSUELA IS BEATING DOWN ALEXIS NOW! ALL IN THE NAME TO REMAIN THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND CONNECTS WITH ALEXIS!!! ALEXIS FINALLY MANAGES TO THROW CONSUELA OFF AND CRAWLS AWAY! CONSUELA IS RIGHT BACK ON HER THOUGH! CONSUELA IS BEATING ALEXIS IN THE BACK NOW! CONSUELA TAKES A HAND FULL OF HAIR AND SHE TRIES TO SLAM ALEXIS’ FACE INTO THE GROUND BUT ALEXIS! ALEXIS OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION JUST CAUGHT CONSUELA WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS IS ABLE TO PUT SOME SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AND SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO REGROUP! SHE PULLS HERSELF UP AND CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON! CONSUELA RUSHES TOWARDS HER BUT ALEXIS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! CONSUELA STUMBLES BACK AND ALEXIS TAKES OFF RUNNING! SHE GOES FOR A KNEE STRIKE BUT CONSUELA DARTS TO THE SIDE!
Deadprez: ALEXIS IS ABLE TO KEEP HERSELF FROM SLAMMING INTO THE RING POST BUT CONSUELA JUST CLIPPED HER IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE! ALEXIS FALLS AND STRIKES THE BACK OF HER HEAD ON THE APRON! CONSUELA DARTS INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COUNT! SHE DOESN’T WANT TO WIN THE MATCH VIA COUNTOUT! BUT NOW SHE IS BACK TO THE OUTSIDE AND SHE’S GOT ALEXIS! SHE IS DRAGGING ALEXIS OVER TO THE EXPOSED PORTION OF THE FLOOR, AND SHE WRAPS HER ARM AROUND ALEXIS’ NECK!
Consuela Rose Ava: ‘SUELA MODE!!!
Eve: CONSUELA LOOKS TO SPIKE ALEXIS WITH A DDT BUT ALEXIS! ALEXIS FIGHTS BACK! SHE CONNECTS WITH SEVERAL SHOTS TO THE RIBS AND STOMACH, AND IS ABLE TO KEEP CONSUELA FROM CONNECTING WITH THAT DDT! CONSUELA GRABS ALEXIS’ SHORTS AND TRIES TO LIFT HER UP, BUT ALEXIS BLOCKS!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW IT’S ALEXIS WHO HITS A BACK BODY DROP! CONSUELA JUST LANDED BACK FIRST ONTO THAT EXPOSED FLOOR AND ALEXIS IS QUICK TO GRAB THE CHAMP AND PULL HER BACK TOWARDS THE RING!
Deadprez: ALEXIS THROWS CONSUELA INTO THE RING STEPS! CONSUELA HIT BACK FIRST! SHE STRUGGLES TO GET HERSELF INTO A SITTING POSITION AND ALEXIS WITH A BASEMENT STYLE DROP KICK! THE BACK OF CONSUELA’S SKULL SLAMS INTO THE STEPS AND ALEXIS PICKS HER UP AND ROLLS HER INTO THE RING! THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE ALEXIS HAS HAD TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY IN QUITE SOME TIME AND SHE SEEMS DETERMINED NOT TO SQUANDER IT! ALEXIS ROLLS CONSUELA INTO THE MIDDLE AND SHE GOES TO THE ROPES! I THINK WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE ‘HEART STOPPER’!!!!
Eve: ALEXIS IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND THERE. SHE. GOES. ELEVATED MOONSAULT! IT’S PERFECT! SHE LANDS ON CONSUELA AND QUICKLY GRABS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER! I THINK SHE’S GOING TO DO IT GUYS! WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT YET! CONSUELA KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! ALEXIS LETS OUT A CRY OF FRUSTRATION! SHE WANTS TO WIN THIS MATCH SO BAD AND I WISH I COULD GET IN THE RING AND HELP HER! ALL I WANNA DO IS SEE HER SIT ON CONSUELA’S FACE AND GET THE PINFALL!
Eve: :skip:
Deadprez: Well… that was sumthin’…
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD… ALEXIS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I CAN’T HANDLE THE LOOK OF ANGUISH THAT IS ON HER FACE RIGHT NOW! SHE TAKES A LOOK AT CONSUELA WHO HASN’T REALLY MOVED AND SHE DECIDES TO GO BACK TO THE ROPES! ALEXIS CHAMBERS HEADS TO THE ROPES AND SHE DOESN’T SEE CONSUELA SITTING UP!
Eve: CONSUELA DIGS DEEP AND FORCES HERSELF UP! SHE SPRINTS OVER TO ALEXIS AND CLUBS HER IN THE BACK! ALEXIS’ FOOT SLIPS, BUT SHE CATCHES HERSELF AND CONSUELA CLIMBS UP THE ROPES AS WELL! BOTH WOMEN ARE ON THE TOP ROPE NOW AND IT’S CONSUELA WHO THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH! ALEXIS ANSWERS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! AND CONSUELA THROWS ONE! ALEXIS! CONSUELA! ALEXIS! CONSUELA! SUELA! SUELA! SUELA! CONSUELA HAS GIVEN HERSELF THE ADVANTAGE AND SHE LOOKS FOR ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!
Deadprez: ALEXIS WITH A HEAD BUTT! ALEXIS WITH A HEAD BUTT! SHE ISN’T ABOUT TO LET CONSUELA GET THE BETTER OF HER AND SHE NEARLY SENT CONSUELA OFF THE ROPE ONTO THE GROUND! ALEXIS IS ALL THE WAY UP TOP NOW AND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! BOTH OF THEM ARE SIDE BY SIDE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ALEXIS IS TRYING TO HOOK CONSUELA AROUND THE WAIST! MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BRING HER DOWN WITH A TOP ROPE GERMAN?!
Eve: :lupe: FUCK IF I KNOW AT THIS POINT! BUT THEY BOTH LOOK MAD UNSTEADY UP THERE! CONSUELA WITH AN ELBOW SHOT TO THE TEMPLE, AND ALEXIS ONCE AGAIN HAS TO CATCH HERSELF! CONSUELA SLIPS BEHIND ALEXIS AND SHE HAS HER HOOKED! WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE GOING TO DO?
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NO! NO WAY! NO WAY! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Virtual Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Eve: :damn:!!! I THINK THEY’RE DEAD!
Deadprez: CONSUELA ROSE AVA AND ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE THANKS TO OF ALL FUCKING THINGS A SPANISH FLY! CONSUELA LOOKS TO BE IN A BIT OF SHOCK RIGHT NOW BUT I THINK ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS OUT! CONSUELA JUST TOOK A HUGE RISK AND NOW BOTH WOMEN MIGHT HAVE LOST THEIR CHANCE TO GET A DECISIVE VICTORY IN THIS MATCH!
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: NOT BOTH OF THEM! THIS IS AWFUL!
Eve: THIS MATCH CAN NOT END ON THE OUTSIDE! THEY HAVE COME TOO FAR TO HAVE THIS END IN A DOUBLE COUNTOUT! CONSUELA HAS GOT TO GET ALEXIS BACK IN THE RING AND MAKE THE COVER! :lupe: Neither woman has moved, though, and what choice does the referee have but to start counting? My God. These two have put their hearts into this match and it would be a shame to see it end this way.
Deadprez: I really don’t know what to say. You can tell how much the Interwire Championship means to both of them. Alexis wants to show the world that she belongs in this business and is a championship caliber athlete. Consuela was to continue cementing her championship reign as one of the best ever in EAW history. I gotta give them both their props right now.
Eve: You really can’t take anything away from either of them at this point.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
FOUR…
FIVE…
SIX…
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: CONSUELA IS ALIVE! SHE’S MOVING! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEVEN…
EIGHT…
Eve: SHE HAS TO GET BACK IN THE RING THOUGH! I DON’T KNOW IF SHE CAN DO IT! THE REFEREE HAS ALMOST REACHED TEN!
NINE…
Deadprez: CONSUELA BARELY MAKES IT BACK IN TIME BUT THE COUNT IS STOPPED! SHE DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE SO ALEXIS ISN’T COUNTED OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t get it! Just retain the title via countout! :skip:
Deadprez: Dude we just spent like the last few minutes discussing how shitty it would be to see this match end in anything other than a pin or a submission. Whichever athlete walks out the victor deserves to have a decisive win here tonight.
Eve: That’s not the type of competitor Consuela Rose Ava is anyway, Gav, and you know it! She wants her defense to mean something, and after putting on incredible matches with Sierra Bradford and Terry Chambers at Midsummer Massacre and Pain for Pride respectively, she is looking to add this match with Alexis to books as well.
Deadprez: What about her defense against the cac?
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol:
Eve: :mjpls:
Deadprez: Consuela has made her way back over to the wreckage that used to be the Spanish announce table and she is dragging Alexis out by the ankle. Alexis seems to be alert, but after all the shots to the head she has taken, I’m not entirely convinced she’s not concussed at this point. Consuela is able to lift Alexis up and she bounces her face off the hardest part of the ring! Consuela throws Alexis back into the ring, and she immediately goes to the ropes. I question this because it might be one high risk move too many.
Eve: I don’t think so. I know exactly what Consuela is about to do. She gets herself set on the top rope and she waits for Alexis!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis is struggling right now. She’s barely able to stand and she has a dazed look on her face. She’s definitely concussed, and that leaves her a sitting duck for Consuela. Consuela waits for Alexis to turn around AND THERE SHE GOES! ‘GLASS CEILING’!!! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER! A TRIBUTE TO CONSUELA’S PREGNANT TWIN, THE LEGENDARY CAMERON ELLA AVA, WHO WAS A TARGET OF ALEXIS’ VERBAL ATTACK THIS WEEK! CONSUELA LETS OUT A CRY AND DRAPES HERSELF OVER ALEXIS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: :gladbron: ALEXIS KICKS OUT!
Eve: NOW IT’S CONSUELA’S TURN TO LOOK ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED! SHE THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT WAS GOING TO PUT THE MATCH AWAY! CONSUELA SLAMS HER FIST INTO THE MAT OUT AND NOW SHE IS TAKING IT OUT ON ALEXIS! CONSUELA RAINING FIST AFTER FIST DOWN ON ALEXIS’ HEAD! ALEXIS IS TRYING HER BEST TO DEFEND HERSELF BUT SHE CAN’T! CONSUELA SENSES THE END IS NEAR AND SHE GRABS ALEXIS’ ARM! ‘SUELA LOCK’! ‘SUELA LOCK’!! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION HAS HER CHALLENGER TRAPPED IN HER SUBMISSION FINISHER!
Gavin Kirkland: DOES SHE HAVE IT ALL???
Eve: YES! YES! CONSUELA HAS IT FULL LOCKED IN AND SHE IS WRENCHING BACK ON ALEXIS’ NECK! ALEXIS IS TRYING TO HANG ON BUT SHE HAS NOTHING LEFT! ALEXIS CAN’T REACH THE ROPES! SHE TRIES TO PRY CONSUELA’S FINGERS APART! SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH OR THE ENERGY! SHE TAPS! ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS TAPPING OUT!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes begins to play and Consuela lets go of her variation of the ‘LeBell Lock.’ She falls back, completely exhausted, and lets the referee raise her hand.)
Deadprez: What an incredible Interwire Championship bout! Consuela and Alexis gave this match their all and pulled out all the stops. That ending was fucking wild, and I absolutely can not believe that Alexis was able to kick out of the ‘Glass Ceiling.’
Eve: Alexis is a woman who takes a lot of criticism, and a lot of it is probably deserved. But one thing no one can take away from her is just how tough she is. There’s no doubt she’s hurt, likely concussed, and she fought with everything she had in her tonight to try and capture her first ever championship. There will be championship gold in that woman’s future, especially if she continues to put on matches like that.
Gavin Kirkland: And Consuela gets herself one step closer to history with that performance. She wants to break the record, and I’m not sure if anyone can stop her. She’s been better than ever this season, and tonight’s match just proved that Consuela Rose Ava is one of the best wrestlers in the world.
(Consuela has crawled over to Alexis and is down, whispering something to her that the cameras can’t pick up. After a moment, Consuela ruffles Alexis’ hair in a gesture of respect, and rolls out of the ring with her Interwire Championship. The camera watches her walk up the ramp, exhausted but proud, and then dramatically fades somewhere else.)
(Ad where Impact is being asked what he thinks about Biden’s win. He is shouting “I DON’T CARE!!!” while the interviewer looks at him like “:usure:”)
(The scene opens backstage after the Interwire Championship match. Alexis has tears in her eyes. She put her entire heart out there, and yet she finds herself on the losing end of another opportunity.)
???: Be proud of yourself.
(The voice is her old brother, Terry Chambers. Terry is wearing a black hoodie with the Voltage logo on it. He has his arm crossed as his looks at his demoralized sister.)
Terry Chambers: I know I was critical of you when you told me you wanted to be a wrestler, but you’ve transitioned nicely. I may not agree with your tactics the past week, but you’ve for sure proven me wrong.
Alexis Chambers: It just sucks to put in all the work, and have nothing to show for it, and with nobody to talk to. :pensive:
Terry Chambers: The only person you need to please is yourself. If there’s anybody who can tell you that blocking out the noise is good for you, it’s me. Your career is only beginning, so don’t beat yourself up over losing an amazing match. I’m proud of you.
(Alexis is shocked at him saying that as he didn’t support her becoming a wrestler at first.)
Alexis Chambers: Thank you. I will for sure not let this keep me down. Thank you for believing in me. Love you bro.
Terry Chambers: Love you too sis. I’ll always have your back and you know I’m a phone call away if you ever need to talk. Don’t worry about people in the locker room hating you. Let them.
(The siblings fist bump as Alexis walks away from the scene. Terry grabs his phone out, but several seconds later, Consuela walks through the curtain exhausted from successfully defending her championship.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Oh my gosh, I didn’t know you’d be here.
Terry Chambers: Just felt like I had to. Good match you guys had out there.
Consuela Rose Ava: Yeah, but I still don’t know about Alexis and the things she did to me and the things she aid throughout the week.
Terry Chambers: Don’t let it get to your head. She’s an aggressive person but she’s also a kind soul. She has been like this since childhood, that’s who she is. I’m positive she wasn’t serious about everything and she actually hates you. I’d just let what happened the past week be in the past.
Consuela Rose Ava: I’m willing to that if she is. As I said, I look for the good in everybody, and I suppose I can give her the benefit of the doubt because she wanted to send the message she was the next Interwire Champion. But I will always have my eye on her. We did just have an amazing match and she gave me a great fight.
Terry Chambers: You guys did amazing.
Consuela Rose Ava: We did. Another defense under my belt with this championship. Getting near record breaking numbers now.
Terry Chambers: I’m very proud of you.
Consuela Rose Ava: You are? Even after Pain fo–
Terry Chambers: Of course. You beat me fairly. I’ve watched you carry that championship with pride the entire season. You’re proving you earned that championship back at Grand Rampage.
(Consuela gets a bit emotion as Terry pulls her in for a hug.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I love you.
Terry Chambers: I love you too.
(The couple share a kiss. This was the first time the couple had said that to one another. Consuela then looks at him.)
Consuela Rose Ava: I’m proud of you too, even tho your matches give me a heart attack on if you’re going to be okay.
Terry Chambers: :unamused: I’m fine in those matches.
Consuela Rose Ava: STILL! I worry.
Terry Chambers: Nothing to worry about.
Consuela Rose Ava: :usure:
Terry Chambers: YES! DAMN! Just go get yourself cleaned up.
Consuela Rose Ava: Alright, you wanna grab something to eat after?
Terry Chambers: Sure. No carbs tho.
Consuela Rose Ava: I’M IN THE MOOD FOR PIZZA THOUGH! :noah:
Terry Chambers: Too bad. 🙂
Consuela Rose Ava: :angry:
(Reasonable Doubt returns as the next match graphic flashes across the screen)
(The camera fades back in to the World 1 Theatre as Gina Romano is standing in the center of the ring ready to call the next match as she brings her mic up and begins to speak)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(Before long ‘Eye of The Tiger’ by New Found Glory kicks in as cheers kick in all throughout the crowd. Harlow Reichert makes her way out to the stage as she tugs at the leather jacket she has on and looks around at the crowd. She has a determined look on her face as she takes her sunglasses off her face and tucks them away as she makes her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… from Christchurch, New Zealand… weighing in at 137 pounds… she is MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN… HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The last time we saw Harlow Reichert in the ring was in the Red Wallz match at House of Glass where she fought a losing battle to Serena Bennett as she retained the Universal Women’s Championship. Fighting through pain and agony I can say for certain, Harlow continues on to the next week as she fights for the blue brand now.
Eve: Getting herself into this impromptu match a week ago instead of facing the cac, she set herself up for a challenge as she challenged exactly the person she expected to have attacked her mentor, Xavier Willaims and now she sets out for war. She plans to show the world why she’s the best wrestler in this company and I think she’ll have no doubts in doing so.
Gavin Kirkland: YOU’RE SAYING HER NAME IN VAIN!
Eve: :dahell:
Gavin Kirkland: Thicclow :blessed:.
(Harlow makes her way around the ring before sliding into it as she takes a turn and climbs up onto the turnbuckle and poses on the top rope as she looks around to the cheers of the crowd before she jumps down and makes her way to her corner. She prepares and gets ready for the matchup in her corner as ‘Eye of The Tiger’ fades out. Before long ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX plays up as Andrea Valentine makes her way out to the stage. With her arms raised high in the air she has a smile on her face as she points around to the crowd. She stops at the center for a moment as she looks around before making her way down the ramp, keeping her arms raised high in the air as she did so)
Gavin Kirkland: And her opponent… from Orlando, Florida… weighing in at 110 pounds… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Andrea finds herself in a surprising position, having braced herself to face Xavier Williams at Reasonable Doubt, seeing herself with a completely different opponent across from her is something that has taken her by surprise, but it’s nothing when you have the right tools to deliver.
Eve: She said it herself last week but the only thing that she plans to do is take away Harlow’s spot of being seemingly the best wrestler Showdown has to offer and I think she strives for that either way. She speaks of confidence and she walks in with even more of that, and there’s no doubt in my mind just like she always has done, Andrea Valentine will deliver on her promise.
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: They’re both so cool. Brief with me here, Thicclow has seemingly gotten thicker, and Andrea is blonde :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: I JUST DON’T KNOW! That’s why I’m just going to enjoy this match, I think I have those Halloween binoculars somewhere.
(Andrea keeps her hands in the air as she goes up the steel steps and enters into the ring. She makes her way over to a corner as she poses for the crowd which cheer in response as Andrea drops down and climbs up to the opposite top rope and does the same before jumping down and making her way to her corner as ‘Roll With Me’ fades out as the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Here we go as this match is underway! Both Andrea and Harlow are circling around the ring as they don’t waste anytime engaging in a collar-and-elbow tie up! Both of them jockeying for position, BUT IT’S ANDREA THAT LOCKS IN A HEADLOCK! Andrea trying to plant her knee down to the ground to gain more ground now, BUT HARLOW SLIPPING THROUGH AND GRABBING AT HER ARM! Harlow wrenching at her arm as she’s using her foot to kick Andrea down to a knee, AS SHE WRAPS HER ARM AROUND ANDREA’S!
Eve: Andrea trying to find a way out of the hold, as she rolls through! Andrea rolling backwards now as she’s loosening the effects, AND GRABS AT HARLOW’S ARM AND SYNCHES IN A HOLD IN RETURN! Andrea turning the tables but she isn’t taking a moment to bring herself down to the ground, AS SHE TRIES TO LOCK IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THICCLOW ROLLS IT INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN BEFORE SHE CAN LOCK IT IN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWW-
Deadprez: BUT IT’S ANDREA THAT PUSHES AWAY QUICKLY BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE! Both of them are back up to their feet now as Andrea runs forward, BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT SIDE STEPS AND THROWS HER TOWARDS THE CORNER! Andrea bouncing out as she falls right into Harlow, AS SHE GOES FOR A SNAP SUPLEX! BUT ANDREA DROPPING HER WEIGHT AND DROPPING A KNEE TOWARDS THE SKULL OF HARLOW LANDING ON THE GROUND! Harlow turning around in confusion, AS ANDREA GRABS HER AND PLANTS HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Eve: Andrea keeping a hold of the head as she transitions it into a side headlock! Andrea keeping it locked in as she wrenches at the head of Harlow Reichert as she struggles to get out of the hold. BUT HARLOW ROLLING BACK AND WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND ANDREA AND LOCKING HER INTO A QUICK HEADSCISSORS!
Gavin Kirkland: Can she do that to me please. 🤤
Deadprez: Harlow keeping the hold locked in as she shifts her body to the side and keeps the hold locked in, BUT ANDREA GRABS AHOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE! The Ref starting the count as Harlow let’s go before four and gets back up to her feet as she does so as both of them are back up!
Eve: Harlow taking a step forward, AS ANDREA GRABS HER LEG AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! ANDREA TRYING TO LOCK IN A HEEL HOOK! BUT HARLOW TURNING HER BODY AROUND AND KICKING THE HEAD OF ANDREA BEFORE SHE CAN DO THAT! ANDREA TRYING TO KEEP AHOLD AS HARLOW CONTINUES TO SEND KICKS TO HER HEAD AS SHE’S FORCED TO LET GO! Andrea is quickly up as Harlow is up at a seated position, AS ANDREA ATTEMPTS A SHINING WIZARD!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THICCLOW ROLLS BACKWARDS AS BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET! THICCLOW LEAPS UP! ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE!
Deadprez: BUT ANDREA FINDS A WAY OUT QUICKLY AS SHE LAUNCHES HER IN THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Harlow grabbing her back as she’s up to a knee trying to get back up to her feet, ANDREA GOING FOR A QUICK AXE KICK AS IT CONNECTS ACROSS THE SKULL OF HARLOW REICHERT! Harlow keeping herself up as she’s completely out of it as Andrea grabs her, AS SHE SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A SPINNING BACKFIST TO TAKE HER OUT!
Eve: BUT HARLOW DUCKS UNDER AS SHE GRABS THE ARM OF ANDREA AND LOCKS IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: So many submission moves, let me be the one to say if no one will…
Deadprez: NO THANK YOU! HARLOW HAS THE CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN AS ANDREA IS HOLDING HER ARMS OUT TRYING TO ESCAPE THE HOLD AS SHE’S CLAWING AT THE CANVAS! HARLOW KEEPING THE HOLD LOCKED IN AS SHE’S TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT ANDREA TAPS OUT IN THIS MATCHUP!
Eve: But Andrea is beginning to show life as she’s trying to bring her feet above her, AS SHE MANAGES TO ROLL BACKWARDS TURNING HARLOW ONTO HER STOMACH AND ALLOWING HERSELF TO GET BACK UP TO HER FEET! Harlow forced to let go of the hold as she turns to her back, BUT ANDREA LEAPS DOWN INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE LEGS OF HARLOW REICHERT!
Gavin Kirkland: AS THICCLOW GETS UP TO A SEATED POSITION AND ANDREA CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK! THICCLOW IS DOWN AS ANDREA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWW-
Deadprez: BUT HARLOW POWERS OUT! Andrea is back up to her feet as she’s grabbing Harlow by her head and bringing her up, AS SHE SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HER FACE! Harlow sent back as she’s down on a knee now, AS ANDREA GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE! BUT HARLOW MOVES AND SLIPS BEHIND ANDREA AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ANDREA VALENTINE WHICH SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: Harlow waiting for Andrea to get up as she rebounds off the ropes and back towards her, AND GOES FOR A LEAPING LARIAT! BUT ANDREA SIDE STEPS AS HARLOW LANDS AND FALLS INTO A SEATED POSITION AS ANDREA RUNS TO THE ROPES AS HARLOW IS GETTING UP! ANDREA SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES AS SHE TAKES HARLOW DOWN WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH AS BOTH OF THEM FALL DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: Andrea trying to reach for the pin but Thicclow rolls away from harm’s way before she can! Thicclow is surely living up to her name tonight :ahh:.
Deadprez: Harlow grabbing a hold of the ropes as she uses them to get back up to her feet as Andrea is beginning to stir as she’s moving forward and grabbing Harlow’s hair and dragging her towards the center of the ring, AS SHE SENDS A STIFF ELBOW STRIKE TO THE BRIDGE OF HARLOW’S NOSE SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Harlow recovering and getting back up to her feet as Andrea keeps ahold of her, BUT HARLOW CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO HER FACE BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! Andrea’s head whips back, BUT SHE SENDS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN RETURN LETTING GO OF HARLOW AND SENDING HER BACK! Andrea running forward to Harlow as she sets her up!
Eve: BUT HARLOW WITH INCREDIBLE HEIGHT STOMPS DOWN ON ANDREA’S CHEST WITH A LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! ANDREA IS DOWN AS HARLOW MOVES BACKWARDS AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA KICKS OUT! :noah: I don’t know who I want to win! THEY’RE BOTH WOMEN!
Deadprez: Andrea in a world of pain as Harlow sees that and I think you can guess that she’s ready to strike on the opportunity! Harlow running forward and leaping off the ropes as Andrea is getting up, SHE’S GOING FOR ATONEMENT! BACKFLIP DDT IN EXECUTION!
Eve: WAIT! ANDREA SLIPPING THROUGH AS SHE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND TURNS IT AROUND ON HARLOW AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A STANDING SHIRANUI!
Gavin Kirkland: AS ANDREA TRANSITIONS IT INTO A GUILLOTINE CHOKE ON THICCLOW!
Deadprez: ANDREA HAS A GUILLOTINE CHOKE LOCKED IN AS SHE’S TRYING TO CUT OFF CIRCULATION TO THE BRAIN AND SUBDUE HARLOW! ANDREA KEEPING IT LOCKED IN AS THE ONLY SIGN OF LIFE FROM HARLOW IS HER ARMS AS SHE LIFTS THEM UP! AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GUT OF ANDREA! Harlow bringing her leg over Andrea and positioning herself, AS SHE BEGINS TO USE HER KNEE TO STRIKE THE SIDE OF ANDREA TRYING TO FORCE HER TO LET GO!
Eve: HARLOW IS RELENTLESS IN HER ATTACK AS SHE CONTINUES TO SEND KNEES RAMMING INTO HER AS ANDREA IS PUSHED BACK EVEN MORE, BEFORE HARLOW CAN REACH TO HER SIDE AND GRAB THE ROPES FORCING A ROPE BREAK AS ANDREA RELUCTANTLY LETS GO OFF THE HOLD! Andrea holding her side as she’s using the ropes to get up to her feet, AS THIS TIME IT’S HARLOW WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF ANDREA SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Deadprez: Andrea is down as Harlow grabs her by her arm and gets her up to her feet as she pushes her against the ropes and sends her into an Irish whip! HARLOW GOING FOR ANOTHER STANDING DROPKICK! BUT ANDREA GRABS HARLOW BY HER LEGS AND PUSHES HER AWAY! Harlow falling down flat on her stomach but is getting up to all fours, AS ANDREA TRANSITIONS AND DROPS DOWN AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Eve: Andrea rolling through as she turns on her heels as Harlow is still trying to recover, AS SHE LOOKS TO PUNT HER RIGHT TO HER SKULL! BUT HARLOW DROPS DOWN ONTO HER BACK AS SHE TRIPS ANDREA TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Harlow rolling through as she grabs Andrea and brings her up to her feet, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX WHICH SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ANDREA LANDS ON HER FEET AS HER AND THICCLOW GET UP TO THEIR FEET! ANDREA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Deadprez: ANDREA KEEPS HER FOOT UP AS SHE GRABS THE ARMS OF HARLOW! XOXO! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS TAKING HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND! ANDREA DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: THICCLOW KICKS OUT!
Eve: Andrea is back up to her feet now as she’s running to the ropes and back as Harlow is just barely stirring, ANDREA GOING FOR A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! BUT HARLOW ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS ANDREA CONNECTS WITH NOTHING AND HARLOW GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET! Andrea getting back up to her feet as she turns to face Harlow, AS HARLOW GOES FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Deadprez: BUT ANDREA WITH A QUICK ELBOW STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE FORCING HARLOW TO LET GO! Harlow stumbling backwards but Andrea is on the hunt, AS SHE SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST SENDING HARLOW DOWN TO A KNEE! Andrea grabbing her and setting her up as she unwinds her, AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD ELBOW SENDING HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: Andrea waiting for Harlow to get up to a knee as she’s looking to connect with something big again, she’s setting up Harlow as she runs to the ropes and back, ANDREA IS GOING FOR VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!
Gavin Kirkland: THICCLOW’S INFERNO!
Deadprez: HOW?! HARLOW MANAGES TO GET UP AND CATCH ANDREA AS SHE TURN THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER INTO A SPINNING TORTURE RACK SLAM USING THE MOMENTUM AS HARLOW DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG NOT WASTING ANYTIME!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: ANDREA KICKS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: The frustration on Thicclow’s face shows it all but I don’t want my baby girl to be angry :mjcry:.
Eve: YOUR WHAT?!
Gavin Kirkland: Nothing.
Deadprez: Harlow leaning against the ropes as she’s waiting for Andrea to pull herself up to her feet as it’s evident that this early into the match she wants to bring an end to Andrea as early as possible as Andrea is up on her feet using the ropes to leverage herself! HARLOW RUNNING FORWARD! SHE’S GOING FOR LES MISERABLES!
Eve: WHAT?! ANDREA LEAPS OVER HER AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER BEFORE HARLOW COULD EVEN CONNECT WITH THE RUNNING KNEE!
Deadprez: Harlow is down by the surprise counter by Andrea but is already getting up as Andrea is preparing herself for her as she launches herself forward! AND TAKES HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! ANDREA UP TO A KNEE AS SHE’S SENDING PUNCHES DOWNWARDS TOWARDS HER FACE TRYING TO GET THE BEST OF ‘MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN’ AS SHE’S JUST TEEING OFF WITH THE PUNCHES!
Eve: The Ref forcing her to back up as Andrea runs to the ropes and back, AS SHE GOES FOR A CORKSCREW STANDING ELBOW DROP! BUT HARLOW MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Andrea grabbing her elbow but still managing to get herself up to her feet, BUT HARLOW ALREADY HAD A HOLD OF HER AS SHE LIFTS HER INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SLEEPER SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: WHICH SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE AS SHE LOCKS IT IN ON THE CURVY BLONDE DEAD CENTER IN THE RING!
Deadprez: HARLOW IS JUST PULLING BACK THE HEAD OF ANDREA AS SHE’S PUTTING ALL HER WEIGHT DOWN ON THIS CROSSFACE TO MAKE SURE THAT ANDREA STAYS DOWN ON THE CANVAS! ANDREA TRYING HER BEST TO ESCAPE OUT OF IT!
Eve: AS SHE DOES! SHE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT AS SHE ROLLS HER INTO A SCHOOL BOY! ANDREA STAYING ON THE GROUND THOUGH AS SHE GRABS HARLOW AND PULLS HER IN! ANDREA HAS A TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY! THE THOUGHTS! THEY’RE FLOWING! I HAVE TO!
(The sound of Eve slapping Gavin is heard before he can do anything)
Deadprez: ANDREA HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN AS SHE TURNED ONE SUBMISSION INTO ANOTHER! HARLOW STRUGGLING TO GET OUT AS ANDREA TRIES TO SQUEEZE THE ABSOLUTE LIFE OUT OF HARLOW AND TAKE HER OUT!
Eve: HARLOW USING HER FREE ARM THOUGH AS SHE’S USING IT TO PUNCH INTO THE SIDE OF ANDREA, TRYING TO GET HER TO LOOSEN THE HOLD! ANDREA TRYING TO KEEP IT LOCKED IN AS LONG AS SHE CAN BUT HER POWER IS BEGINNING TO HINDER AS HARLOW CONTINUES THE ASSAULT WITH THE VICIOUS BODY SHOTS!
Deadprez: ANDREA LOOSENS THE HOLD! HARLOW MANAGING TO SHIFT HER BODY AS NOW SHE’S JUST STOMPING DOWN ON THE HEAD OF ANDREA VALENTINE! TRYING TO GET HER TO LET GO EVEN MORE AS IT ALLOWS HER TO LIFT HER OFF THE GROUND, HARLOW GOING FOR A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!
Eve: BUT ANDREA SLIPS THROUGH AND ALTHOUGH THE HOLD IS LET GO SHE MANAGES TO TRANSITION IT INTO AN HURRICANRANA TO SEND HARLOW DOWN! Harlow falling over to a sitting position, BUT ANDREA GRABS HER BY HER HEAD AND TAKES HER DOWN INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK! ANDREA TRYING TO KEEP THE HOLDS LOCKED IN BUT HARLOW ONCE AGAIN BRINGING HER LEGS UP AND BRINGING ANDREA DOWN TO THE GROUND ALLOWING HARLOW TO GET UP TO HER FEET AS ANDREA GETS UP AS WELL! SHE’S GOING FOR A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ANDREA PLANTS HER FEET TO THE GROUND AND WITH A GREAT AMOUNT OF FLEXIBILITY MANAGES TO TRAP THICCLOW INTO A BRIDGING PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRR-
Deadprez: BUT HARLOW PUSHES AWAY AS SHE ESCAPED THE PIN ATTEMPT FROM ANDREA! Both of them are back up now as Harlow doesn’t know what just happened, AS ANDREA TAKES A STEP FORWARD AND SENDS A KICK TO HER GUT! Harlow sent down to a knee as Andrea takes a step back and rebounds off the ropes and runs forward, AND DROPS HARLOW DOWN WITH A RUNNING METEORA!
Eve: Andrea getting back up to her feet as Harlow is slowly beginning to recover as well as Andrea brings her up, and sends her into an Irish whip to the corner! Harlow backed up in the corner as Andrea runs over, AND TRIES TO GO FOR A RUNNING BOOT PRIMED FOR HER FACE BUT NOT BEFORE HARLOW MOVES OVER AND THROWS HER INTO THE CORNER! Harlow takes a step back as she looks to throw a punch towards Andrea, BUT ANDREA GRABS THE ROPES AS SHE KICKS HARLOW IN THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: Andrea climbing up to the top rope as Thicclow is up on a knee, IS SHE GOING FOR WHAT I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR?! SHE’S GOING FOR V-DAY! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON!
Deadprez: WAIT! HARLOW BACK UP TO HER FEET AS SHE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND BEGINS TO SEND REPEATED FOREARMS TO HER HEAD! HARLOW WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AS SHE TRIES TO FIGHT BACK! BUT ANDREA GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT AS HARLOW’S HEAD IS SENT WHIPPING BACK! Harlow is on her last legs as she managed to prolong the advantage as much as possible cause if Andrea was able to his V-Day, this match would be done for!
Eve: ANDREA MANAGES TO SHOVE HARLOW OFF THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LIFTS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH MAGIC HOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE!
Deadprez: HOW THE HELL?! HARLOW LEAPS UP AND CATCHES ANDREA WITH THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! HARLOW HAS MANAGED TO SYNCH IN ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE AFTER A FAILED ATTEMPT LAST TIME AS HARLOW IS TRYING TO CHOKE HER OUT! ANDREA IS TRYING HER BEST TO KEEP HER HEAD UP! BUT I DON’T THINK HARLOW IS GOING TO LET UP ONE BIT!
Eve: I THINK ANDREA IS BEGINNING TO SLOW! THE REF IS SLIDING DOWN AS ANDREA HAS GONE COMPLETELY LIMP!
Harlow Reichert: (Off-Mic) COUNT!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REF LIFTS ANDREA’S ARM UP!
Referee: ONE!
Deadprez: IT DROPS DOWN! THE END IS LOOKING GRIM FOR THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION AS THE REF IS LIFTING UP HER ARM AGAIN!
Referee: TWO!
Eve: AND IT DROPS DOWN AGAIN! THE REF IS LIFTING IT UP ONCE MORE! IF IT DROPS ONE MORE TIME THE REF IS GOING TO HAVE TO RING THE BELL AND CALL THE MATCH IN FAVOR OF HARLOW REICHERT! NO!
Referee: THREE!
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Gavin Kirkland: THERE’S NO WAY!
(The Ref drops down the arm of Andrea Valentine but just before it hits the ground, Andrea’s hand clenched into a fist as the eyes of Harlow Reichert widen as she sees that Harlow still has fight left in her)
Deadprez: ANDREA IS RETURNING THE FAVOR AND ESCAPING OUT OF THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! THIS LAST BOOST OF ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN AS SHE ROLLS HARLOW UP INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEE-
Eve: BUT HARLOW PUSHES AWAY! Both of them are up to their feet as Andrea is one step ahead of her, AS SHE GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND SENDS HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! Harlow’s head whips up as Andrea is not stopping the pace as she runs to the ropes and leaps off the ground, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD TOWARDS HER HEAD TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Deadprez: Harlow grabbing the ropes as she leans against them for reassurance as Andrea runs forward, AND KNOCKS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS HER DOWN TUMBLING TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Harlow using the barricade as she’s trying to get herself up to her feet as Andrea runs to the ropes and back, AS SHE GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Eve: WHAT?! BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX AS HARLOW CATCHES ANDREA AND CHUCKS HER HEADFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Gavin Kirkland: :wow: What a goat, Thicclow lives to fight another day!
Deadprez: Harlow bringing Andrea up to her feet as she shakes her head, Harlow grabbing Andrea and running, NO! HARLOW JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND GOES FOR ATONEMENT! BACKFLIP DDT TO THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: BUT ANDREA GRABS HER BEFORE HARLOW CAN LIFT OFF THE APRON AND SHOVES HER OFF OF IT AND SENDS HER DOWN!
Deadprez: Andrea grabbing Harlow and rolling her into the ring as Andrea slides in and runs to the ropes, ANDREA LEAPS UP AND TAKES HARLOW DOWN WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! Harlow rolling up to a knee as Andrea runs to her, AND GOES FOR XOXO!
Eve: INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AS ANDREA CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE KNOWS ONE MOVE ISN’T ENOUGH SO SHE’S GOING TO GO FOR ANOTHER! SHE’S UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKING TO LAUNCH OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S GOING FOR MAGIC HOUR! ROUNDING MOONSAULT!
Deadprez: BUT HARLOW GETS THE KNEES UP! SHE ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME AS SHE’S UP TO HER FEET AND ANDREA IS DOWN AS HARLOW CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE Andrea looking up to the ceiling as she doesn’t know where she is, we might just be seeing the end right here! Harlow standing up on the top rope as she begins to position herself on the top, SHE’S LEAPING OFF, SHE’S GOING FOR WUTHERING HEIGHTS! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Eve: BUT ANDREA GETS THE KNEES UP! HARLOW SHOOTS UP TO HER FEET AS SHE’S DOUBLED OVER! ANDREA RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK, SHE’S GOING FOR LOVE HAZE! RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT?! HARLOW SLIPS THROUGH AS SHE GRABS THE LEGS! INSIDE CRADLE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Eye of The Tiger’ plays up as Harlow Reichert sits up in absolute shock. Hearing her theme play as she looks around absolutely dumbfounded as the Ref comes over and raises her hand in victory. Still very confused specifically at the ending of the match she poses at the center of the ring as she slowly begins to celebrate her win)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: No matter how this match would’ve gone, it would’ve been painful for me no matter the outcome.
Deadprez: Wow, I am absolutely shocked. But what a match that we’ve just seen, both of these competitors pushed one another to their limit, going down to the grittiest of aspects and doing what they do best, pure wrestling at it’s finest. At the end of it, it was Harlow that managed to get the best of Andrea and that at the end of the day, is something that we cannot deny.
Eve: As for Andrea I’m sure just as any loss would do for anyone, pains her just as much. Not seeming to find her footing as much despite that I don’t see her not being able to rebound, she can do that just fine. Her first Showdown free-per-view of many, there’s no doubt that she’s going to get her footing just easily. But for now, congratulations to Harlow Reichert.
Gavin Kirkland: But it seems we aren’t done just yet?
(Andrea uses the turnbuckles to get herself up to her feet as she closes her eyes and gives a heavy sigh. ‘Eye of The Tiger’ fades out as Andrea makes her way over to Harlow. She holds out her hand as a sign of respect as Harlow looks down at it before giving a nod and shaking it in response. Andrea raises Harlow’s hand up in victory as well as Harlow looks to continue celebrating)
Deadprez: WHAT?! ANDREA JUST KNOCKED HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(Andrea looks down at Harlow with a stern look on her face as the crowd is absolutely silenced. She’s seemingly gritting her teeth as Harlow looks up at Andrea, as she can’t even believe it for herself. Harlow uses Andrea for reliance as she slowly pulls herself up to her feet)
Eve: BUT ANDREA ISN’T DONE! LOVE HAZE!
(Harlow is knocked down to the ground by the Running Corkscrew Neckbreaker as Andrea is on a knee. She shakes her head in frustration as she drops down and rolls out of the ring as she makes her way up the ramp in pure silence, which is the last shot seen before Reasonable Doubt cuts to commercial)
(The camera cuts backstage where Kyra Phillips is in the gorilla position. She spots Andrea walking with a purpose.)
Kyra Phillips: ANDREA! ANDREA! MAY WE PLEASE GET A WORD ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED OUT THERE?!?!
(Andrea is ignoring Kyra, but Kyra isn’t giving up.)
Kyra Phillips: ANDREA! WHY?!? You and Harlow had an amazing match, why you did you do what you did after the match?!
(Andrea stops and stares through Kyra to her soul, and then Andrea slams the mic into Kyra’s chest pushing it away from her. She then leaves the scene.)
Kyra Phillips: I tried to get a word, but she isn’t speaking right now.
(Commercial advertising Road To Redemption.)
(The Hell In A Cell structure begins to make its way down.)
( “Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speaker as it prompts for the virtual crowd to rain down onto her with boos. Kassidy Heart steps onto the stage and confidently strides down the ramp with her eyes laser-focused on the cell and a self-assured smirk on her face. She is let into the hell-in-a-cell as she seems unintimidated by the demonic structure. She steps into the squared circle and fixates her full undivided attention onto the entranceway. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 138 pounds… SHE IS THE MAULER… KASSSSSSSSSSIDDDDDDDY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Eve: –
Gavin Kirkland: NOW FROM THE TOP, MAKE IT DROP, THAT’S SOME WET ASS PUSSY!! NOW GET A BUCKET AND A MOP, THAT’S SOME WET ASS PUSSY!! I’M TALKING WAP! WAP! WAP!! THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY!! MACARONI IN A POT, THAT’S SOME WET ASS PUSSY!!
Deadprez: :dahell:
Gavin Kirkland: Apologies, Deadprez. Just now, I started singing that Adele song and it reminds me of him.
Eve: Adele????
Deadprez: HIM????
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, the EAW Answers World Champion. Who else do you think I am talking about?
Deadprez: Gavin, you do know the EAW Answers World Champion hasn’t even made his entrance to the squared circle yet and you do know WAP is a Cardi B song, right? That is Kassidy Heart walking down the aisle you moron.
Gavin Kirkland: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THEN THAT’S WHY IT SUDDENLY STARTED TO SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS!! Damn, I was going to look in my pocket to see if I left my egg salad in my pocket, but it’s just that bitch again. Who even thinks Kassidy Heart is going to walk out of this match with the world championship? This bitch can’t even bear her own child, how is she going to be a world champion? The only thing she is going to be the world champion of is on a cooking show run by Gordon Ramsay or something.
( “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi echoes throughout the World 1 Theatre as the arena gives a huge reaction to the appearance of Dr. Bethany Blue. She descends from the guerilla position and walks onto the entranceway. She confidently poses on the stage before walking down the ramp and into the cell. She slides into the squared circle, avoiding the barbed wire before confronting Kassidy Heart in the center of the ring. They begin to aggressively exchange words as the referee stands in between them to prevent an altercation before the bell. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENTS! First! From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds… DOCTORRRR….. BETTTHANNNNYYYY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: Calm down ladies! Let this match begin and you can start fucking each other up!
Gavin Kirkland: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: !! LOOK AT THAT REFEREE!! OH MY GOD I AM ABOUT TO BUST!! I’M BOUT TO WALK MY ASS OUT OF THIS COMMENTARY BOOTH AND SHOOT MY SHOT!! SHE IS SO HOT!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN….
Eve: The EAW Answers World Championship has been due for a doctor’s check up and Dr. Bethany Blue has the opportunity to take that championship title home. The former EAW Interwire Champion is here to make history and knowing how ruthless and inhumane she has been in the past, this hell-in-a-cell stipulation is the perfect environment for the doctor to run rampant against three of Showdown’s best!
( Dr. Bethany Blue jumps over the top rope and into the ring, and confronts Kassidy Heart face-to-face while “War” by Grandson hits throughout the speakers. Out comes Jake Smith as he walks out and poses on the stage. He brushes off the chip on his shoulder before confidently moseying down the aisle and through the door into the hell-in-a-cell. )
Gina Romano: From Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE MIGHTIEST ONE… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE SMITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Eve: Tonight may be the night that we see Jake Smith obtain his magnum opus! After nearly two years of establishing himself a strong presence on the mid-card division, Jake is taking his business to the upper echelons where tonight, he gets an opportunity to etch his name in Elite Answers Wrestling in history as a new EAW Answers World Champion. But, the question to ask is does Jake Smith have what it takes to be a world champion in this industry. He may have been able to hold that EAW Pure Championship two times, but this is a whole other level. This is a new playing field and while Jake might be a strong favourite heading into this Armageddon, it’s matter of if the pressure will cause The Mightiest One’s winning chances to cave in or not.
Deadprez: Jake Smith is trapping himself in a cell with three of the best that Showdown has offered and he has proven time-and-time again that he can stand toe-to-toe with all of them. But as you said, Jake Smith has every tool in the shed to get a taste of that sweet championship nectar, but tonight he gets the opportunity to prove if he can compete under pressure.
( Jake Smith shows a look of disgust before he enters the hell-in-a-cell as he looks past a virtual fan in-attendance holding a paper sign that reads “#NoJakeNovember”. )
Gavin Kirkland: To be honest, I would commit all of my energy this month to this “No Jake November”, but several times throughout this show, I have failed No Nut November, so I don’t think I should commit to anything else. Like, let’s be honest here people. Soldiers are always talking about how difficult serving on the frontlines is because of the fear factor and risks of doing so, but trying to maintain yourself during No Nut November is truly difficult. That shit defines DIFFICULT! Surviving No Nut November is what makes you a man!
Eve: So, that means you are far from a man.
Gavin Kirkland: Eve, don’t be silly. Look at me and look at you. I am more of a man than you’ve ever been in your life.
Eve: But, I am a woma- Never mind.
( Jake Smith begins to bark threats at Dr. Bethany Blue and Kassidy Heart while “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin begins to blast through the speaker. The virtual crowd responds with a ground-breaking, volcano eruption of a pop as Jamie O’Hara jerks the curtain and makes his appearance on the entranceway. With the EAW Answers World Championship strapped around his waist, he poses the stage before gradually making his way down to the stage )
Gina Romano: AND FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… THE ASCENDED MASTER…. JAAAAAAAAAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O’HARAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Eve: The undisputed ace of EAW has arrived and he is looking more ready than ever! Many men and women are doubting Jamie O’Hara’s chances of walking out tonight still as the face of Elite Answers Wrestling, but people are ignoring that O’Hara has beaten the odds throughout every step in this career! Jamie O’Hara is not a person you want to doubt. Jamie has been through hell and high water to get to this point and his career, and he is not going to let the EAW Universe and the deadly stipulations of this match put him down!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara has travelled the world, from London, to Japan, to Saudi Arabia, and to his home country of Australia, and in every country and state he’s performed in, he’s proven that he is nothing but the ace of not only Elite Answers Wrestling, but the ace of this entire industry. Jamie O’Hara is a hall of famer for a reason and tonight is going to be another reason why Jamie is the man to beat.
( Jamie O’Hara begins to walk through the doorway. He holds the EAW Answers World Championship with both hands, glances and stares down toward it before handing it off to the female referee. He takes his eyes off the title before sliding into the ring and standing in his respective corner. All four competitors stand in each corner of the ring in fighting stances before the referee calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: This armageddon hell-in-a-call fatal-four way is now officially underway here in the main event of Reasonable Doubt! Dr. Bethany Blue, Kassidy Heart, and Jake Smith are going to put everything on the table tonight and it is all for Jamie O’Hara’s EAW Answers World Championship. The grand prize is on the line! All four individuals are keeping eyes on each other and are actively looking who will make the first move, and it seems like Jake Smith will be the one to do so! Jake Smith moves away from his designated corner and slowly begins to put his hands up in the air. The Mightiest One is proposing a test of strength between all four competitors! Is he crazy? Heart and Blue elect on hoisting their hands up as well as we may start this hellacious brawl old-school!
Eve: BUT JAKE SMITH HOWEVER, GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND OUT OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE AS JAMIE O’HARA SHOT ONTO HIM WITH A DEVASTATING JOHN WOO DROPKICK!! THE WORLD CHAMPION STORMED OUT OF HIS CORNER AND SPOILED THE TEST OF STRENGTH BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED AND SENT JAKE SMITH EXPLODING OUT OF THE RING WITH THE DOUBLE-LEG DROPKICK!! JAKE SMITH IS OUT AS KASSIDY HEART AND DR. BETHANY BLUE STORM INTO THE CHAMPION!!
Gavin Kirkland: TWO HOES, ONE MAN!! JUST HOW I LIKE IT!!! Jake Smith is slumped against the cage and out like a light while Jamie ducks a clothesline, and rolls onto his feet. JAMIE CIRCLES AROUND THE NECK!! AND DROPS THE DOCTOR WITH A SLING BLADE!! BLUE REELS INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING WHILE JAMIE TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLOCKED WITH A YAKUZA KICK COURTESY OF KASSIDY!! THE BIG BOOTY TITTY BLONDE BITCH CONNECTS ON THE MUSHER WITH A KICK AS SHE NOW GRABS JAMIE O’HARA FROM BEHIND!!
Eve: Kassidy Heart has momentarily staggered the world champion for a few seconds as she hoists him from behind! JAMIE IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! AND DRILLS KASSIDY ON THE CROWN OF HER HEAD WITH A LASER-FOCUS OVERHEAD KICK!! WHAT AN OVERHEAD KICK AS THE MAULER DESCENDS TO THE CANVAS!! Jamie O’Hara quickly emerges to his feet, runs across the squared circle and SENDS THE DOCTOR INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES WITH THE JOHN WOO DROPKICK!! THE WORLD CHAMPION GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND FOLLOWS IT UP!! WITH ANOTHER JOHN WOO DROPKICK THAT SENDS THE MAULER INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!
Deadprez: The EAW Answers World Champion is starting strong as of this moment! Dr. Bethany Blue was forced backwards into the barbed wire ropes while Kassidy was driven into the corner turnbuckles. Jamie cautiously slides beneath the bottom barbed wire rope and fixates his complete, undivided attention onto The Mightiest One! Jamie O’Hara is imposing his dominance early in this match and if he continues to fire on all cylinders like this, then he might be able to walk out of this hellacious structure without even dropping a single tear of blood and sweat! O’Hara preys on Jake Smith as he gingerly emerges to his feet. I don’t even think Jake knows what city he is in!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE RUNS AROUND THE RING AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR FOR A JOHN WOO DROPKICK ONTO JAKE AGAINST THE HELL IN A CELL INTERIOR!! BUT JAKE OUT OF NOWHERE, TURNS AROUND AND CHUCKS A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF O’HARA!! BUT O’HARA CATCHES THE STEEL CHAIR AND AVOIDS FROM GETTING HIS BEAUTIFUL, SEXY FACE DESTROYED!! BUT JAKE USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO SUPER KICK THE CHAIR INTO HIS FACE!! JAMIE WAS HOLDING IT UP AGAINST HIS FACE TOO LONG AND JAKE KICKED IT RIGHT INTO HIM!! NO!!!
Eve: The Mightiest One outsmarted the world champion here as he now situates himself on the apron! Jamie O’Hara is swaying back and forth, recuperating from that superkick as JAKE SMITH HOPS OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!!! AND FLIPS THE ACE OVER OFF HIS FEET!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A FLIP PILEDRIVER ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! SEE YOU NEVER!! THE SEE YOU NEVER CONNECTS AS JAMIE O’HARA IS NOW THE INDIVIDUAL WITH HIS LIGHTS OUT!!! JAKE SMITH GETS REVENGE AS HE IMMEDIATELY GETS UP TO HIS FEET, LIFTS UP THE STEEL CHAIR AND PATS HIMSELF IN THE BACK OF HIS SHOULDER….
Deadprez: BUT HIS CELEBRATION IS CUT SHORT WITH A KICK TO THE FACE AT THE BEHEST OF THE MAULER!! Kassidy Heart clocked him clean with that kick across the apron as she now begins to ascend the turnbuckles with her back faced towards Smith and O’Hara! Smith is clutching his jaw and is bouncing back from the apron kick to the best of his ability while Kassidy Heart is on the cusp of orchestrating one of her beautiful, sensational asai moonsaults! The Mauler is perched on the top turnbuckle! HERE GOES KASSIDY HEART!! SHE GOES AIRBORNE!!
Eve: SAY AHHHH!! DR. BETHANY BLUE SLIDES IN FROM THE SHADOWS AND PUTS HER IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! BOTH WOMEN ARE IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION AS BLUE HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW CINCHED IN ON KASSIDY HEART ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! KASSIDY IS SHOWING NO STRUGGLE HERE AS SHE FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AND FLIPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH HER HAND STILL IN HER MOUTH!!! AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE AVALANCHE CROSSBREAKER!!
Gavin Kirkland: EVERYONE AT HOME, INCLUDING ME, IS FAILING NO NUT NOVEMBER AGAIN RIGHT NOW AS THESE TWO WOMEN ARE FIGHTING FOR POSITION!! BLUE IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE GAWD’S GIFT CROSS ARMBREAKER QUICKLY AS SHE THREW HER OVER HER SHOULDERS.. Both women get up to their feet! THE DOCTOR SHOOTS FORWARD FOR THE TJD SUPERKICK!! KASSIDY GRABS HER FOOT IN MID-AIR AND USES IT TO TWIST THE DOCTOR AROUND!! KASSIDY WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! THE MAULER NOW PULLS HER BETWEEN HER HEAD AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! AND SHE LOOKS TO DRIVE HER ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE SNAP BUCKLE BOMB!!!
Eve: BUT JAKE SMITH ENTERS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE FOLD WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF HER KNEE!! That forces the Mauler to let go of the powerbomb and drop to her knees. Jake Smith has a smile on his face as he now runs back and forth, being careful not to use the barbed wire ropes, and RUSHES INTO KASSIDY FROM BEHIND FOR POTENTIALLY A SHINING WIZARD!!! JAKE DROPS DOWN!! BUT THE MAULER DUCKS IT AND DR. BETHANY BLUE LEAPS INTO THE AIR, AND SHOVES HER HAND INTO JAKE’S MOUTH!! SAY AHHHH!!!
Deadprez: The mandible claw is locked in for the second time in this match. This time it is on The Mightiest One! Jake Smith is wailing his arms and is trying to get out of the submission, but it is to no avail! KASSIDY THROWS HER HAT INTO THE DILEMMA AND CHARGES INTO DR. BETHANY BLUE FROM THE SIDE!! BUT THE DOCTOR SAW HER FLANKING AND USES HER OTHER HAND TO PUT THE MAULER IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! SAY AHH x2!!! THE DOCTOR HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW CINCHED ON TWO PEOPLE!! I REPEAT!! DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW ON BOTH JAKE SMITH AND KASSIDY HEART!!
Eve: Jake Smith and Kassidy Heart however, are able to get out of the double mandible claw as they both kicked her in the midsection at the same time! The Doctor relinquishes the claw as Jake and Heart now insist on doing teamwork! What in the? Heart is telling Jake to help her lift Bethany up into a suplex! He runs over to hoists The Doctor up! A DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX!! WHAT THE!??! BLUE GRABS AHOLD OF BOTH HEADS WHILE SUSPENDED UPSIDE DOWN AND DRILLS BOTH OF THEM WITH A DDT!! WHAT A MARVELOUS COUNTER FROM THE DOCTOR HERSELF AS SHE JUST TOOK THEM OUT WITH A TWO-IN-ONE SPECIAL DDT.
( Jamie O’Hara is seen sliding into the ring with an angry look on his face as he gradually emerges up to his feet across the ring from Dr. Bethany Blue. )
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE IS BACK IN THE RING AS BLUE NEEDS TO TURN AROUND!! Blue is taking her precious time getting up to her feet while the world champion is impatiently waiting for her in the opposite. JAMIE GETS TO STEPPIN AND CHARGES INTO BLUE AS SHE TURNS AROUND!! BLUE CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND COUNTERS IN EXCELSIS WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! BLUE HAS BEEN USING THE MANDIBLE CLAW THE ENTIRE MATCH AS SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!! THIS TIME SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN ON THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!
Eve: JAMIE IS QUICK TO GET OUT OF IT AS HE FORCES HER INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES!! BLUE’S FLESH GETS FORCED INTO THE BARBED WIRE AS SHE RELINQUISHES THE HOLD!! JAMIE EVADED DISASTER THERE AS HE CHARGES INTO BLUE ONCE AGAIN!! IN EXCELSIS!!! NO!!! BLUE SIDESTEPS AND JAMIE DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE BARBED WIRE!! BLUE FOLLOWS IT UP!! WITH THE INVERTED DDT!!! GRADE C2 CONNECTS AS HE HOVERS OVER FOR THE FIRST COVER IN THIS MATCH!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH WITH A STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF BLUE’S HEAD!!! SMITH OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT CHAIR AS HE TURNS AROUND AND BLASTS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART!! JAKE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS HERE IN THE HELL IN A CELL STRUCTURE AS HE NOW HOISTS THE CHAIR UP AND DRIVES IT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF O’HARA’S HEAD!! THE WORLD CHAMPION MIGHT BE CONCUSSED AS SMITH DRAGS HIM DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! He lays him down onto his knees and slides the steel chair behind him… What is he thinking here?
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Wit Da Cake drills him in the left front kneecap with a low superkick before backing into the corner and situating himself on the top turnbuckle! Jamie O’Hara is down on his knees while JAKE SMITH IS GOING TO ADVANCE FOR ANOTHER FLIP PILEDRIVER! HE CONNECTED WITH IT AT THE VERY BEGINNING ON THIS MATCH!! IF HE DOES THIS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR, THEN THAT MIGHT BE TRULY IT FOR JAMIE O’HARA!! JAKE SMITH LOOKS TO HOP OFF THE TOP TU-
Eve: JAMIE O’HARA LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND DRILLS JAKE IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IN EXCELSIS!! THE IN EXCELSIS KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS ON THE BUTTON AS JAMIE NOW HOOKS HIS ARMS UP!! AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND THEY BOTH GO CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS BELOW WITH A SUPERPLEX!! A SUPERPLEX COURTESY OF THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AS HE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: BUT BETHANY BLUE COMES LEAPING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND DROPS AN ELBOW OVER THE BACK OF O’HARA!! THE DOCTOR WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT ELBOW DROP ONTO THE WORLD CHAMPION AS SHE LOOKS TO ROLL HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! WHAT THE!??! KASSIDY HEART COMES CRASHING DOWN WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ACROSS THE CHEST OF BLUE!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS INTO THE HEART OF THE DOCTOR AS KASSIDY QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH OF HER LEGS!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: SMITH AND O’HARA INTERCEPT THE COVER!! Kassidy rolls towards the corner while Smith and O’Hara use each other to get up to their feet! They begin to exchange forearms back-and-forth before O’HARA BLASTS HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! O’HARA SPINS AROUND FOR A DISCUS FOREARM!! BUT THE WORLD CHAMPION GETS BLOCKED AND GETS NAILED WITH A HAYMAKER PUNCHED COURTESY OF THE MIGHTIEST ONE!! JAKE TURNS HIM AROUND AND JUMPS UP!! FOR A FLUSH SUPERKICK!!
Deadprez: O’HARA SIDESTEPS AND EVADES THE SUPERKICK ATTEMPT, AND JUMPS UP FOR THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! SMITH SIDESTEPS THE IN EXCELSIS ATTEMPT!! BOTH MEN DODGING THEIR STRIKE ATTEMPTS AS BOTH MEN CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! AND CONNECT WITH FOREARMS AT THE SAME TIME!! THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN!!! AND SMITH CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK ON THE BUTTON!!! JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK CONNECTS AS SMITH QUICKLY EMERGES TO HIS FEET AND GRABS O’HARA’S TIGHTS FROM BEHIND!!!
Eve: O’HARA DROPS DOWN FOR AN OVERHEAD KICK!! BUT JAKE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!! O’HARA LANDS FLAT ON HIS STOMACH AND GETS DRILLED WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK!! JAKE IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER!!! FALL FROM GRACE CONNECTS!! NO!! O’HARA DROPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS, GRABS HIS WRIST AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!!! JAKE BLOCKS THE KNEE, LIFTS THE WORLD CHAMPION UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION, AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! JAMIE O’HARA FLIPS FORWARD AND LANDS SAFELY ON HIS FEET FROM THE KING’S RECKONING ATTEMPT!! JAKE IS STUNNED AS JAMIE DROPS DOWN AND SHATTERS HIS JAW WITH IN EXCELSIS!!! THE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS BENEATH THE JAW OF THE MIGHTIEST ONE AS JAMIE NOW GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! HE RUNS BACK AND FORTH AND TOWARDS DR. BETHANY BLUE WHO IS ON THE APRON!! HE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE, LOCKS IN THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS AND SENDS THE DOCTOR FACE-FIRST INTO THE CELL WALL WITH A HURRICANRANA!! WHAT A HURRICANRANA!!! JAMIE REMAINS STANDING ON THE APRON AS HE IS EN FUEGO!! LOOK!! KASSIDY HEART IS UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND SHE SOARS!! AND GETS CLOCKED WITH IN EXCELSIS!! IN EXCELSIS CONNECTS!!!! KASSIDY GOES BOUNCING OFF THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HAS EVERYTHING IN CONTROL!!
Deadprez: O’Hara steps off the apron and peeks under the apron sheets! He pulls out a table from beneath the ring and slides it in! The tables are finally being introduced in this match as O’Hara sets up beside the ropes. O’Hara finishes positioning it properly before stepping through the ropes and picking who to grab. Blue, Smith, and Heart are laid out on the floor as Jamie now steps off the apron and grabs a hold of Heart. BUT LOOK!! JAKE SMITH IS CLIMBING THE INTERIOR OF THE CELL!!! JAKE SMITH IS SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THE INTERIOR AS JAMIE NOTICED AND BEGINS TO CHASE HIM UP!
Eve: BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, GRABS JAMIE’S LEGS, YANKS HIM OFF AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM SMASH!!! AND FOLLOWS UP WITH TJD!! THE TJD SUPERKICK CONNECTS WHICH SENDS JAMIE REELING INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS THE DOCTOR BEGINS TO ASCEND THE INTERIOR OF THE CELL!! KASSIDY HEART IS JUST WATCHING THOSE TWO CLIMB UP THE CELL AS BLUE FINALLY CATCHES UP TO THE MIGHTIEST ONE!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THESE TWO HAVE IN STORE BUT IT IS GOING TO BE DANGEROUS!!
Deadprez: THE DOCTOR CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH!! THE MIGHTIEST ONE RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS ARE IN AN EXTREMELY PRECARIOUS POSITION AND IF ONE OF THEM SLIPS, THAT COULD END IN A CAREER-THREATENING INJURY!! PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH FROM BOTH PARTIES AS THEY SHOW NO EXHAUSTION!! THE DOCTOR GOES FOR THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! BUT JAKE SMITH DIGS HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE EYE SOCKET OF THE DOCTOR!! THE DOCTOR MAY NEED AN EYE DOCTOR AFTER THIS AS HER VISION IS MOMENTARILY OBSTRUCTED!! THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THE VISION U NEED, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE CLIMBING A DAMN CAGE!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE BASIC BLONDE BITCH DASHES THROUGH RINGSIDE AND BLASTS JAMIE O’HARA’S SKULL AGAINST THE LED RINGPOST WITH THE BIG BOOT!!! RAPTURE CONNECTS AS JAMIE STUMBLES AND DROPS AGAINST THE CAGE WALL!! BUT KASSIDY ISN’T DONE YET AS HE PURPOSELY DOESN’T LET HIM FALL COMPLETELY AND LEANS HIM AGAINST THE INTERIOR WALL!! KASSIDY LAYS DOWN PUNCHES ONTO THE CROWN OF HIS HEAD WHILE JAKE SMITH HAS DR. BETHANY BLUE IN A COMFORTABLE POSITION.. WHAT THE HELL IS JAKEY WIT DA CAKEY DOING NOW!??!?! HE HAS HER HEAD SNATCHED…
Eve: JAKE SMITH JUMPS OFF THE INTERIOR WALL WITH HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND THE DOCTOR’S HEAD!!! AND DRIVES BLUE THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER OFF THE INTERIOR CAGE WALL!! OH MY GOD!! THE SHATTERED WINGS MANEUVER TAKEN TO THE NEXT LEVEL AS SMITH JUST DROVE HIMSELF AND THE DOCTOR THROUGH THE TABLE JUST LIKE THAT!! SHATTERING WINGS THROUGH THE TABLE FROM ABOVE AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS ARE OUT LIKE A LIGHT NOW!! WHAT A MANEUVER FROM THE MIGHTIEST ONE!!
Deadprez: THE ACTION DOESN’T STOP THERE AS KASSIDY HEART IS RUNNING AROUND RINGSIDE!! SHE IS BUILDING UP MOMENTUM AND SPEED AS JAMIE O’HARA IS STILL IN LA-LA-LAND!! SHE COMES FROM THE SIDE!! AND CHARGES INTO THE WORLD CHAMPION!! SPEAR THROUGH THE CAGE WALL!! NO!! JAMIE INTERCEPTS HALFWAY THROUGH A SLING BLADE!! WHAT A SLINGBLADE!!! IT IS NOW JAMIE’S TURN!! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS NOW CIRCLING AROUND THE SQUARED CIRCLE AS HE’S BUILDING UP VELOCITY AND PACE FOR WHATEVER HE IS LOOKING TOWARDS CONNECTING WITH ON THE MAULER!!
Eve: JOHN WOO DROPKICK AGAINST THE INTERIOR WALL!!! NO!! KASSIDY CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!! THE JOHN WOO DROPKICK IS BLOCKED AS KASSIDY HOLDS HIM BY THE WAIST!! SWITCHES DIRECTIONS… AND TOSSES HIM BACKWARDS!! AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE CAGE WALL WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT WAIT!! IT ISN’T ENOUGH!! THE GERMAN SUPLEX ISN’T ENOUGH TO BREAK DOWN THE WALL AS KASSIDY TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK!!! AND DRIVES THE WORLD CHAMPION THROUGH THE WALL WITH THE SPEAR IN TRIBUTE TO HER HUSBAND!!! IT SUCCEEDS AS THE COMPETITORS CAN NOW TAKE THE ACTION TO OUTSIDE OF THE CELL NOW!!
Gavin Kirkland: But all competitors in this match are laid-out as of this moment! Dr. Bethany Blue and Jake Smith essentially went from the near top of the interior cage wall straight down through a table in the squared circle, and Kassidy Heart put herself and Jamie through the cage wall to open it up. Everyone is down-and-out, but who will be the man to take advantage of this downtime in tonight’s main event!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is up on her feet and I don’t know how! She is looking up towards the top of the cell as she begins to ponder on what to do next! She gets her hands on the exterior side of the cage and begins to climb, but she immediately drops down and walks over to Jamie O’Hara. What in the world is The Mauler thinking now? I know Kassidy is getting revenge for what Jamie took from her husband six months ago, but what is she going to do with the world champion now??!?!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE BITCH HAS THE WORLD CHAMPION ON HER SHOULDERS AND SHE’S CLIMBING UP THE CAGE WITH HIM ON HER BACK!! WHAT THE!??! THIS BITCH IS LITERALLY CLIMBING UP THE CAGE WITH HIM ON HIS BACK LIKE A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!??! WHAT DRUGS IS SHE TAKING??! GIVE HER A DAMN DRUG TEST!! GOD DIDN’T INVENT THESE WHORES TO BE THIS POWERFUL!! THIS IS STUPID!!
Eve: YES, GAVIN, KASSIDY HEART IS LITERALLY USING ALL OF HER POWER AND STRENGTH TO BEAR JAMIE O’HARA ON HER BACK WHILE CLIMBING UP THE HELL-IN-A-CELL!! I CAN’T TELL IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT!! IT ISN’T AT ALL BUT SHE IS TRYING HER BEST TO CLIMB!! BUT SHE IS STARTING TO SLOW DOWN!! JAMIE WAKES UP AND NOW BEGINS TO FIGHT BACK!! JAMIE IS STARTING TO DRIVE HIS FIST DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF THE MAULER AS THE MAULER IS STARTING TO LOSE GRIP OF HIM!!
Deadprez: OH MY GOD… NO…. JAMIE HAS HER HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS WHILE ALSO DRAPED OVER HER BACK!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD CHAMPION THINKING HERE!! THEY ARE LIKE TEN TO FIFTEEN FEET HIGH UP IN THE AIR!! OH MY GOODNESS?!?!! PLEASE NO!! PLEASE NOT WHAT I AM THINKING HERE JAMIE!?!?! KASSIDY HEART CAN’T CONTROL IT!! JAMIE FLIPS HER OVER OFF THE CAGE WALL!!
Gaivin Kirkland: AND JAMIE O’HARA CONNECTS WITH A FLIP PILEDRIVER TEN FEET OFF THE CAGE ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BEFORE!! THAT IS IT!! SOMEONE GET THE MEDICS OUT HERE!! JAMIE JUST COMMITTED COLD-BLOODED MURDER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!! THANK GOD THAT’S NOT ONTO THE FIRES ON THE OTHER SIDES OF THE RING BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE FUCKED!! JAMIE O’HARA WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE FLOOR!! THAT HAS TO BE IT FOR THAT BIG TITTY BITCH!! IT HAS TO BE!! WHAT ELSE DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE IN STORE?!?! JAMIE IS OUT AS WELL AS THE REFEREE STARTS TO CHECK ON BOTH INDIVIDUALS!!
Eve: AND LOOK!! JAKE SMITH IS UP AND ABOUT AS HE GETS OUT OF THE CELL AND OBSERVES THE DEATH SCENE IN FRONT OF HIM!! The Mightiest One smiles and smirks before making his way up the cell wall exterior. Jake Smith should be capitalizing on either Jamie or Kassidy, but he wants to see the world from the top of the cell for some reason! Jake has some weird intentions in mind here! Dr. Bethany Blue now begins to crawl out of the ring and make her way out of the cell as it seems both the Doctor and Mightiest One are finding a way to the top! Dr. Bethany Blue is literally moving slow as a turtle while Jake Smith is almost at the top of the cell. Blue begins to sluggishly ascend to the top of the hell-in-a-cell!
Gavin Kirkland: :heart_eyes: God look at the damn cheeks bouncing up and down! The cameramen are giving us a good view for us commentators and I am not even talking about Dr. Bethany Blue right now! I’ll get to that bitch later, but god damn.. He’s Cake Smith, alright. :mjlit:
Eve: HUH?????
Deadprez: Anyways… Jake Smith has successfully found himself on the top of the hell-in-a-cell while Dr. Bethany Blue has found herself not even halfway up the wall! Jake Smith is just standing in the center of the ceiling, chilling and vibing, as he is celebrating as if he’s won this match! Jake is standing on top of the world and he believes he has this match in the bag. Can you believe the ego of this guy?
Jake Smith: I RULE THIS INDUSTRY. I RUN THIS DAMN WORLD!! THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS MINE!!! B-
Dr. Bethany Blue: IT’S TIME FOR CHECK UP!!
Jake Smith: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Eve: BLUE HAS SMITH LOCKED IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! SAY AH IS LOCKED IN AS DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS HIM IN IT AT THE CENTER OF THE CELL!!! JAKE SMITH IS HAVING TROUBLE ESCAPING IT AS BLUE BEGINS TO MOTION HIM TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE CELL… OH NO…. THE CHAMPION JAMIE O’HARA JUST MURDERED KASSIDY HEART.. IS BLUE LOOKING TO DO THE SAME TO JAKE SMITH!?!? COME ON NOW!! LET’S NOT MURDER PEOPLE!!
Gavin Kirkland: MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Deadprez: DR. BETHANY BLUE NOW HAS JAKE ON THE GROUND AS JAKE IS SLIDING HIS BODY UPWARDS TO TRY AND ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE DOCTOR!! BUT JAKE IS NOW AT THE EDGE OF THE CELL AS BLUE IS TRYING TO FORCE HIM OFF THE CAGE!! BLUE HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN AS JAKE’S UPPER BODY IS LITERALLY HANGING OVER THE CAGE!! IF BLUE LETS GO AND SHOVES HIM OFF, THEN THEY BETTER PREPARE THE FUNERAL LOCATION FOR JAKE SMITH BECAUSE HE’S GOING TO BE FUCKING DEAD!! COME ON NOW!!
Eve: JAKE MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF THE DISADVANTAGE AND GET UP TO A STANDING POSITION!! BLUE STILL HAS SAY AH LOCKED IN!! BUT SMITH KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!! JAKE SMITH WITH A KICK TO THE DAMN PUSSY AS BLUE LETS GO AND SCREAMS IN PAIN!! SMITH GOING DAMN LOW AS HE NOW FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT AS JAKE IS NOT DONE YET!! HE LIFTS AND HOISTS THE DOCTOR UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! AND DRIVES THE TOP OF HER HEAD DOWN INTO HIS KNEE! THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS JAKE STANDS TALL YET AGAIN ON TOP OF THE CELL!!
Deadprez: Jake Smith just completely wiped out The Doctor but I don’t think he wants to be finished just yet! The Mightiest One drags Dr. Bethany Blue by the legs towards the center of the cell and brings her up to her feet! Jake places her head between his legs and looks to hoist her up into a powerbomb! OH NO… OH NO!! JAKE WATCH OUT!! BLUE LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER HER SHOULDERS!!
( Jake Smith collapses onto the top of the cell as it breaks off. )
Eve: JAKE SMITH GOES THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CEILING AND DESCENDS TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE BELOW!! OH MY GOD!! HE’S GOT TO BE DEAD!! SOMEONE CHECK ON HIM NOW!! JAKE SMITH IS LITERALLY LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS AND HASN’T MOVED AN INCH!! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON HIS WELL-BEING AS BETHANY BLUE HAS NO IDEA ON THE MURDER THAT SHE JUST COMMITTED!!! BLUE IS GINGERLY GETTING UP TO HER FEET WHILE JAKE IS PROBABLY NOT BREATHING!!!
Deadprez: WHILE JAKE SMITH IS BEING CHECKED ON BY THE OFFICIALS, JAMIE O’HARA AND KASSIDY HEART HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE TOP OF THE CELL WITH DR. BETHANY BLUE!! JAMIE CHARGES INTO BLUE!! BLUE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO O’HARA!! TJD SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON THE JAW AS KASSIDY NOW CHARGES INTO BLUE!! BLUE GOES FOR ANOTHER TJD!! BUT KASSIDY DODGES IT AND NAILS HER WITH THE KNEE LIFT STRIKE!! THAT A KNEE TO THE FACE AS THAT HAS TO BE IT!!
Eve: JAMIE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND GOES FOR IN EXCELSIS!! THE KNEE STRIKE MISSES AS KASSIDY SPINS HIM AROUND AND PUTS HIM IN THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES!! THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES IS LOCKED IN AS JAMIE O’HARA IS TRAPPED!! AND HIS HEAD IS HANGING OVER THE CEILING OPENING THAT JAKE SMITH’S IMPACT CAUSED!! JAMIE O’HARA IS IN A BAD SITUATION AS HE MAY LOSE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE RIGHT NOW ON TOP OF THE CELL!!! THERE IS NO WAY THIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN ENDS LIKE THIS!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THE DOCTOR COSPLAYER CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!! TJD SUPERKICK TO THE FACE AND IT FORCES KASSIDY TO RELINQUISH THE HOLD!! THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION REELS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CELL AS THE DOCTOR NOW PICKS UP KASSIDY!!! AND TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK!! BEFORE CHARGING RIGHT BACK INTO THE BITCH!!
Eve: DR. BETHANY BLUE GOES FOR THE TJD SUPERKICK!! BUT KASSIDY SPINS AROUND HALFWAY AND CLOCKS BLUE CLEAN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS ON THE MUSHER AS THE DOCTOR IS MOMENTARILY STAGGERED!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS IN LA-LA LAND IN RESULT FROM THAT SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! BLUE IS GRADUALLY REELING TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE CELL!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART CHARGES AND SPEARS DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL!!!
Eve: BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!!! BLUE SIDESTEPS HER AND KASSIDY STUMBLES AND FALLS FORWARD OFF THE HELL-IN-A-CELL!!!
**CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Deadprez: BUT KASS PULLS THE ARM OF BETHANY ON THE WAY DOWN AND BOTH GO FLYING OFF THE CELL!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS WENT CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE FLAMES BELOW!!! KASSIDY HEART LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT THE DOCTOR STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL WITH HER AS BOTH OPPONENTS MAY BE DEAD FOR GOOD!! EVERYONE JUST KILLING EACH OTHER IN THIS MATCH!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!
Eve: Kassidy Heart was initially looking to pay tribute to Mr. DEDEDE, a former EAW Answers World Champion, by splitting Blue in half and sending her crashing down into the fiery pits below with the spear, but it backfired as Blue sidestepped her attempt and she tripped and fell over the edge of the cell! BUT HEART GETS THE LAST LAUGH AND PULLS THE DOCTOR DOWN WITH HER AND THAT MIGHT BE THE LAST OF WHAT THEIR CAREER HAS TO OFFER!! OFFICIALS ARE PUTTING OUT THE FIRES AS KASSIDY AND BLUE HAVE ROLLED OUT OF THE FIRES!!
Deadprez: LOOK!! ITS JAKE SMITH!! JAKE SMITH IS SOMEWHAT ALIVE AS HE IS INCLINED AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!! How in the world is he still functioning? He rolls beneath the bottom barbed wire rope and begins to limp out of the ring to step out of the cell. Is Jake really going to climb up the cell? No! He stumbles to the ground and tries to fight through the pain! He may have broken a bone or two! He literally fell twenty feet to the canvas, so my question is.. How is he still breathing and well?!?!
Eve: Medical officials are filing down the ramp to address the injures of Kassidy Heart and Dr. Bethany Blue! They bring down stretchers as officials begin to put Heart and Blue on them! Could this be it for both of them!?? Jake Smith is smiling as this has basically made this match a fair one-on-one for him! Jake has this in the bag! But I don’t know how he is going to fight through until the end with those injuries! They slide Heart onto a stretcher and do the sa-
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF ONE OF THE MEDICAL OFFICIALS!! THE STRETCHER DROPS AS JAKE FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AND PULLS THE DOCTOR OFF THE STRETCHER!! JAKE IS SHOWING NO REMORSE AND NO MERCY AND THAT IS WHAT IS NEEDED TO WIN THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! ONCE JAKE GETS HER INTO THE RING, WE ARE GOING TO CROWN A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
( Jamie O’Hara is seen standing on the edge of the cell opening created by Jake Smith as he smirks from above. )
Eve: JAKE IS GINGERLY BRINGING HER BACK INTO THE HELL-IN-A-CELL!! HE IS LITERALLY JUST DRAGGING DEAD WEIGHT AND I DON’T KNOW HE IS DOING SO!! You can see the burn marks all over her body! This is basically academic from here. This is basically elementary, ladies and gentlemen! Jake Smith brings the deceased body into the ring and slides into the squared circle! We are about to crown a new champion here at Reasonable Doubt! Imagine the headline tomorrow morning! JAKE SMITH: THE NEW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!
Gavin Kirkland: Cake Smith slowly rolls Dr. Bethany Blue over like a turtle and nonchalantly backwards crawls over for the cover. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE?!?! OH MY GOD!! GENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! JAKE SMITH JUST CAVED INTO THE CANVAS!! JAMIE O’HARA JUMPS DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL ONTO JAKE SMITH WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP GENKI CANNON!!! JAMIE CAVES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH JAKE SMITH AS HE PUTS HIS ARM OVER HIS CHEST!!! COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Kashmir by Led Zeppelin blasts through the speaker along with a humongous pop from the virtual crowd. The female referee is shocked by what she sees as Jamie O’Hara rolls off of Jake Smith’s body to show that there’s a huge hole in the ring. Jake Smith is unresponsive, folded like an accordion in the hole as Jamie O’Hara gingerly crawls towards the corner turnbuckles to use it as a way to get up to his feet. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O’HARA!!!
Eve: WOW!! Jake Smith just got murdered in cold blood twice in a row! The first time, he descended from the top of the cage onto the ring canvas and now he just genki cannoned right through the squared circle! There is no way! ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that The Mightiest One has a pulse on him! He’s got to be dead! Jamie O’Hara can’t believe the career-defining Genki Cannon that he just hit on Jake Smith! Jake Smith is just slumped in the hole as the medical officials are checking up on him!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake didn’t have enough cake to protect him. :mjcry:
Deadprez: Perhaps, that was karma for Jake attacking one of the doctors from earlier! Kassidy Heart has been brought on a stretcher to the back, Dr. Bethany Blue is being strapped to a stretcher, and medics are rushing down the ramp to attend to Jake Smith’s injury. Let me correct myself. They are attending his death! This might be the last time we ever see The Mightiest One!! Hell, this hellacious match might be the last time we see everyone but Jamie O’Hara!!
Eve: Jamie O’Hara defies the odds yet again and stands tall, still as Showdown’s top flagbearer. He remains to be the EAW Answers World Champion after a match where his challengers put everything on the line and defining the word murder itself! This was truly an armageddon and if you don’t think it was! The bruises and scars that were the result of the agony each elitist sustained during the match should tell the story! Jamie O’Hara was in the right place at the right time, and if he was not ready to do that Genki Cannon off the top of the cage, then Jake Smith would be our new EAW Answers World Champion!
(Jamie sits in the ring as Mr. DEDEDE runs on the stage to check on his wife with the medics, absolutely worried sick. Alexis runs out and checks on her best friend in tears. Telling her everythings gonna be okay.)
(The final shot is of Jamie standing around the chaos as the cell begins to rise.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
