(Peaceful Asian-inspired music plays over grainy video)
Extreme Answers Wrestling Presents….
…. Unforgiven Men… Unforgiving Steel.
(Clips of Robbie V and Jaywalker’s first rivalry in 2010 plays as “The Unforgiven” by Metallica begins to play in the background; highlighting their first confrontation on Showdown, their following assaults on each other, Jaywalker putting Robbie through a glass table, and Robbie V making Jaywalker tap out to an Ankle Lock at Reasonable Doubt)
New blood joins this Earth,
And quickly he’s subdued.
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules.
(Clips of RoV and Jaywalker’s second rivalry in 2013 plays; highlighting Jaywalker’s World Heavyweight Championship win, RoV’s “It’s Cool to be an Extremist” campaign, Jaywalker slitting RoV’s throat, RoV’s return as “The Legendary” Sekaiichi, and their Hell In A Cell World Heavyweight Championship match at Pain For Pride 6)
With time the child draws in.
The whipping boy done wrong.
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man struggles on and on.
He’s known a vow unto his own,
That never from his day
His will they’ll take away.
(Clips of Mikado Sekaiichi and Jaywalker’s third rivalry in 2014 plays; highlighting Diamond Cage’s victory over Jaywalker in an Ultimate Submission match followed by his defeat to Sekaiichi for the King of Extreme Crown on the same night, Sekaiichi’s evolution to Mikado Sekaiichi, Mikado Sekaiichi’s challenge to Jaywalker, Mikado Sekaiichi’s ambush on Jaywalker using the Agents of Extreme, Jaywalker’s ambush on Mikado Sekaiichi using the Dynasty roster, and their assaults on one another following)
What I’ve felt,
What I’ve known
Never shined through in what I’ve shown.
Won’t see what might have been.
What I’ve felt,
What I’ve known
Never shined through in what I’ve shown.
So I dub thee “Unforgiven”.
(An image is shown of Mikado Sekaiichi and Jaywalker standing face to face before it burns out as an animated graphic for Reasonable Doubt is shown while “Bitter End” by The Veer Union begins to play)
Narrator: EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING AND SHOWDOWN PRESENTS…. REASONABLE DOUBT!!!
(Camera cuts to the outside view of the Ryougoku Sumo Hall in Tokyo, Japan as fireworks explode over the arena)
(Camera cuts to the inside of the arena where the Japan crowd cheers on the show while “Bitter End” continues to play; the stage itself is a mixture of Showdown and Japanese-themed decoration)
Mak: YOU KNOW THE DRILL! COATED WITH BLAST PROCESSING AND FILMED IN GLORIOUS GRAPPLE-VISION: THIS IS REASONABLE DOUBT! THE EVENT I SINGLE-HANDEDLY MADE FAMOUS!
(Camera cuts to Mak and Masters dressed in suits at the announce table)
Masters: I’m honestly just stunned you’re wearing a suit!
Mak: That’s right, because this is a MAN’S suit. Not that garbage you’re wearing that you probably stole from a fuckin morgue!
Masters: Right, well, I digress… I absolutely cannot WAIT to see the matches set to happen tonight! We’ve got one of the biggest double main events ever as Mikado Sekaiichi takes on Jaywalker inside Hell In A Cell while Tyler Parker and GI Styles duke it out for the World Heavyweight Championship and National Extreme Championship!
Mak: Let’s not forget the other matches, like, well….. Hold on, it’s on the tip of my tongue…
Masters: The American Dream versus The Lyndivias?
Masters: Cy Henderson versus Wraith?
Masters: The House of Renegades versus Mr. DEDEDE and Venom?
Mak: I almost wanna say Dark Demon versus StarrStan, but that doesn’t sound right…
Masters: It sure doesn’t! Now let’s get this night started off in a big way!
(“All of the Lights” by Kanye West and Rihanna plays all throughout the arena with pyro going off on the stage that syncs up with the song as the Heart Break Boy and Cameron Ella Ava make their way out to the stage in half-Japanese, half-American themed attire)
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making their way to the ring…. CAMERON ELLA AVA…. THE HEART BREAK BOY…. THEY ARE THE AMERICAN DRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!….
(Video Package plays; highlighting Cameron Ella Ava’s rivalry with the Lyndivias all the way up to King of Extreme, where the Lyndivias screwed Cameron and the Heart Break Boy out of their match against Wraith and their tag team rivalry up to this point)
Masters: What a way to start off this show with what is sure to be one Hell of a match between these two opposing teams, but you can’t help but wonder just what kind of shape the Heart Break Boy’s leg is in since the Lyndivias strategically injured it a couple weeks ago and it didn’t seem to get any better for the American Dream when HBB missed a flying elbow and re-injured the leg; leaving an opening for the Lyndivias to go after it once more. That injury could very well cost these two this match.
(“Helena” by The Misfits plays all throughout the arena as Cassandra Lyndivia makes her way out to the stage with her Vixens Championship next to Vanessa Lyndivia; both sporting “Flappy Faggot” t-shirts)
Announcer: And their opponents!…. First, making their way to the ring…. VANESSA…. THE E-A-W VIXENS CHAMPION, CASSANDRA…. THE LYYYYYYNNNNNNDDDDIIIIVVVVIIIAAASSSSSS!!!….
Mak: You’re Goddamn right that injury is going to cost the American Dream the match! Have you even SEEN what these two women are capable of? They’re fucking ruthless! They will exploit anything, ESPECIALLY an injury, ESPECIALLY an injury THEY caused! They’ve said it before and I believe them, tonight the American Dream gets shattered, just like HBB’s leg!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: Here we go as it looks like Cameron is gonna get this one started off with Vanessa Lyndivia… As mentioned, Cameron has had a long history with her opponents tonight; ever since the Lydivias debuted in EAW. Cameron perhaps looking for some vengeance as both women lock up… Vanessa breaks it up as she wrenches the right arm of Cameron… Cameron immediately counters into an arm drag as Vanessa goes flying nearly across the ring! Vanessa quickly scrambles back to her feet and charges! She’s met with a LOUD slap across the face from Cameron! Vanessa certainly wasn’t expecting that as Cameron spins her around and picks her up! Belly to back suplex! Vanessa escapes it as she rolls off the back of Cameron and immediately DRIVES her shoulder-first into the ringpost of her the Lyndivias’ corner! Tag to Cassandra! The Vixens Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle as Vanessa holds Cameron in place… CASSANDRA DROPS WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE SPINE OF CAMERON!! That looked painful as Cameron drops down and Cassandra goes in for the cover!
Mak: Kick out just before the two count as Cassandra immediately rolls Cameron onto her stomach and drives a forearm hard into her spine! Another forearm! Cassandra unloading on Cameron! Cassandra quickly back up to her feet… And drops a knee right into the spine of Cameron! Camerons’ doing all she possibly can to get out from this attack she’s victim to as Cassandra sets her up… BOW AND ARROW!! CASSANDRA’S GOT THIS SUBMISSION LOCKED IN TIGHT AS IT CONSTRICTS THE BACK OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN HERE AS HBB CHEERS HER ON! HBB rallying for this crowd here in Japan to support Cameron as they clap… Cameron slowly but surely pulling herself out of this bow and arrow… Cameron yanks herself out of it and quickly gets to her feet with both legs of Cassandra in her grasp! CAMERON POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SUBMISSION OF HER OWN! Cassandra’s fighting it! She’s doing everything she can to get out of this position! Cameron seems to have abandoned going for a hold as she drags her opponents towards HBB… SLINGSHOT SENDS CASSANDRA FACE-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cassandra laid up in the opposing team’s corner as Cameron gets back to her feet and tags HBB into this contest! HBB enters the ring as Cameron catches Cassandra with a snapmare take down… The American Dream charges off the ropes! SIMULTANEOUS DROPKICKS TO THE FACE AND BACK OF CASSANDRA’S HEAD!! HBB QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!
Masters: IT’S BROKEN UP AS VANESSA DROPS A KNEE INTO THE KNEE BRACE-WRAPPED LEG OF HBB! HBB immediately writhing in pain as the Official orders Vanessa back to her corner! Cameron wants to get her for that, but she’ll have to wait as the legal competitors right now are Cassandra and HBB.. Cassandra making her way over to her sister now… She leaps into the tag to Vanessa! Vanessa quickly jumps into the ring and wastes no time going back to work on that injured leg of HBB’s! She drops another knee right into it as HBB cringes in pain! Vanessa not sugar-coating any of it as she lays into that injured leg of HBB’s with a series of stomps! HBB is doing all he possibly can to get away from this assault, but Vanessa’s not gonna let him! She’s willing to break his damn leg if it means winning this match! Vanessa grabs a hold of the injured leg and drives it HARD into the canvas! You can read the pain etched across the face of the Heart Break Boy! That leg is nowhere near 100 percent right now! He may need to get to his partner for the tag and soon! Vanessa continues to mercilessly assault the leg of HBB… Hold on… VANESSA SETTING UP FOR A FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK!!! HBB KICKS HER OFF! Both HBB and Vanessa quickly race back up to their feet! VANESSA’S UP FIRST AS SHE CHARGES HBB TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A DECAPITATING LARIAT AS HE EXPLODES UP TO HIS FEET!!
Mak: Vanessa looks like she may have been knocked through a loop with that one! She’s looking out of it! HBB and Vanessa both crawling their way to their partners! It could make the difference in this contest depending on who gets to the tag and how quick they are! VANESSA MAKES THE TAG TO CASSANDRA! Cassandra quickly rushes in! HBB LEAPS TO THE TAG! HE’S STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AS CASSANDRA LATCHES ONTO THAT INJURED LEG! HBB DOING ALL HE CAN TO KICK THE VIXENS CHAMPION OFF! THEY’RE STRUGGLING! HBB KICKS HER OFF! HBB LIMPING AS HE GETS UP AND GOES FOR THE TAG! CASSANDRA LUNGES IN WITH A DEVASTATING CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF HBB’S LEG AS HE DROPS DOWN; ROLLING IN PAIN!! CASSANDRA DRAGS HBB BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: CAMERON RUSHES IN WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SKULL OF CASSANDRA! Cameron quickly back up to her feet as a furious Vanessa Lyndivia nearly rushes in, but stops herself… Both women get back to their respective corners at the demand of the Official as a damaged Cassandra swings with a LOUD kick off the injured leg of HBB! Cassandra grabbing the leg of HBB… Turning him over… HALF-CRAB!!! CASSANDRA LYNDIVIA’S GOT THAT HALF-CRAB LOCKED IN TIGHT ON THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE WRITHES IN PAIN! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT DEPENDING ON WHAT SHAPE THAT LEG IS NOW IN! HBB KNOWS HE NEEDS TO MAKE THE TAG TO CAMERON! HBB SLOWLY INCHING HIS WAY OVER TO THE AMERICAN DREAM’S CORNER… CAMERON’S CHEERING HIM ON, BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH! CASSANDRA STRETCHES THAT LEG OF HBB MORE AND MORE! HBB CRAWLING HIS WAY OVER TO HIS PARTNER! HBB GIVES UP ON THE TAG MOMENTARILY TO TRY TO OVERPOWER CASSANDRA! The Vixens Champion quickly losing the battle as HBB slowly manages to roll himself onto his back! Cassandra replies with multiple kicks into that injured leg! HBB grabbing the ropes and pulling himself up as Cassandra keeps that leg in her grasp; kicking it repeatedly! HBB CATCHES HER WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!! CASSANDRA DROPS TO THE CANVAS AS HBB SEEKS FOR THE TAG! CASSANDRA TRYING TO STOP HIM! HBB TAGS IN CAMERON!
Mak: CAMERON QUICKLY RUSHES IN AND CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AS SHE NAILS VANESSA WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK; KNOCKING HER OFF THE APRON!! Cassandra stumbles back up to her feet as Cameron comes charging her way! Cassandra swings! Cameron has it scouted as she wraps her body around the back of Cassandra– CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!! CASSANDRA MAY BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT AS CAMERON KEEPS HER IN THE CRUCIFIX PINNING POSITION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!
Masters: IT’S BROKEN UP BY VANESSA LYNDIVIA! Vanessa immediately laying into Cameron with a series of hard shots! Cameron pulling through the pain to rise to her feet! Vanessa doing all she possibly can to keep Cameron down! She drives a knee into the mid-section of Cameron! Another knee connects! Cassandra manages to get back up… THE LYNDIVIAS RUSH IN AND CONNECT WITH A CHOP BLOCK/EUROPEAN UPPERCUT DOUBLE-TEAM MANEUVER AS CAMERON ELLA AVA IS LAID OUT!! CASSANDRA QUICKLY COVERS CAMERON! THIS IS IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!……..
Mak: HEART BREAK ELBOW ONTO CASSANDRA LYNDIVIA OUT OF NOWHERE!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! THE COVER IS OBVIOUSLY BROKEN UP AFTER THAT ONE! Vanessa Lyndivia charges in and immediately lays into a still injured HBB with multiple stomps to that injured leg! HBB has no choice but to roll to the outside and recuperate as Vanessa goes back to her team’s corner.. Cassandra Lyndivia may be looking for the tag to her sister! She’s crawling towards her… CAMERON SPRINGS UP AND CHARGES INTO VANESSA WITH A HARD ELBOW!! CASSANDRA BACK UP AND SHE’S TAKEN DOWN WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE BY CAMERON! WHAT A MOVE! CAMERON GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!………
Masters: Cassandra kicks out just before the three count! Cameron grabs a hold of the Vixens Champion and slowly drags her back up to her feet… Cassandra springs up and nails Cameron with a powerful European uppercut! Spinning kick to the gut of Cameron! Cameron nearly doubling over as Cassandra grabs a hold of her and sends her off into the ropes! No–Cameron reverses with an Irish whip of her own! CAMERON CHARGES BEHIND CASSANDRA AND SENDS HER OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE!! Cameron’s got Cassandra locked in her sights and could very well be looking to hit something big here! She climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle… LOOKING FOR A MOONSAULT! Hold on! Vanessa back in this as she jumps to the apron and grabs a hold of Cameron! Vanessa looking to pry her off the top! HBB CHARGES IN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE–TAKING VANESSA’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SENDING HER FACE-FIRST INTO THE APRON!! CASSANDRA’S UP! CAMERON LEAPS! MOONSAULT!!! IT CONNECTS TO PERFECTION!! THE VIXENS CHAMPION IS LAID OUT! CAMERON SLOWLY PULLING HERSELF AND CASSANDRA BACK UP NOW… SHE SENDS CASSANDRA ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AND SLIDES IN HERSELF! CAMERON COVERS HER! THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!
Mak: CAMERON’S PULLED TO THE OUTSIDE BY HER FEET! TRAGIC EXPRESSION!!!! VANESSA JUST LAID CAMERON OUT WITH THAT SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!! CAMERON NEARLY BROKEN IN HALF!! VANESSA GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND DRAGS HER UP… SHE SENDS CAMERON ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AND ALL CASSANDRA HAS TO DO IS COVER HER! HBB RUSHES IN WITH A KICK TO VANESSA! SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY ONTO VANESSA!! IT MISSES AS VANESSA SIDESTEPS IT! HBB WRITHING IN PAIN AFTER LANDING ON THAT INJURED LEG! Vanessa Lyndivia has the Heart Break Boy in her sights here… He’s in a great deal of pain, but he’s climbing back up to his feet… VANESSA CHARGES! TRAGIC EXPRESSION!!!! IT MISSES AS HBB DODGES! VANESSA BARELY STOPS HERSELF BEFORE COLLIDING WITH THE BARRICADE! SHE TURNS AROUND GOLDPRINT!!!! VANESSA IS SENT FLIPPING OVER THE BARRICADE WITH THAT!! CASSANDRA COVERS CAMERON!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……..
Masters: HBB MANAGES TO BREAK IT UP! HBB is running pure adrenaline here! He’s limping, but he’s up to his feet as he gets back to his corner and reaches out for the tag! Cameron knows she needs to make the tag! She crawls her way over to HBB! Cassandra slowly rising back to her feet… CAMERON JUMPS TO THE TAG TO HBB! HBB RUSHES IN AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN! HE’S MET WITH A DROPKICK TO THE INJURED LEG FROM CASSANDRA! SHE QUICKLY GRABS A HOLD OF BOTH LEGS! SHE’S SETTING HIM UP… RAGE CAGE!!!! THE WALLS OF JERICHO ARE IN ON HBB!! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP!! HE’S STRUGGLING! CAMERON EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! GODDESS’ TOUCH CONNECTS ON CASSANDRA!! A dazed Cassandra woozily stumbles back into the ropes… She’s still on her feet! Cassandra stumbles towards Cameron! HBB SPRINGS UP! GOLDPRINT!!!! CASSANDRA’S DOWN AS HBB DROPS FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“All of the Lights” by Rihanna and Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as Cameron and HBB celebrate in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: The Winners of this contest by pinfall!!….. THE AMERICAN DRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!
Masters: What a way to start off the night! These two opposing teams just put on one Hell of a match to get Reasonable Doubt started off, but it looks like it was the American Dream who walked out with the victory in the end!
(Replays of big spots throughout the match are shown)
Mak: I suppose it was good, but the wrong team won…
Masters: Well, ya can’t win em all. Congratulations to the American Dream!
(Camera cuts backstage to Tyler Parker wrapping up his hands as a knock on his locker room door is heard)
Tyler: Door’s unlocked.
(The door is heard opening and closing)
Tyler: Listen, I’ve had enough interviews for one day. I just wanna focus on this match…
(Tyler turns around as his facial expression turns to surprise as he locks eyes with a smirking Y2Impact)
Tyler: I… I really wasn’t expecting this. What are you doing here?
Impact: I’ve been asked to award the winner of your match the World Heavyweight Championship and National Extreme Championship. Which by the way… I must say, you’ve done pretty well for yourself since I last spoke to you before Shock Value, now haven’t you?
Tyler: That’s one way of putting it..
Impact: World Heavyweight Champion, huh? Hey, only five more and you’ll be all caught up with me!
Impact: I kid, I kid. Seriously though, congratulations.
(Impact extends his hand to Tyler; both men shake hands)
Impact: You’ve come a long way. No stopping you now, right?
Tyler: I don’t intend to stop, especially not tonight.
Impact: Easier said than done, my friend. I’ve done a lot in this company, but not too long ago I was up against GI Styles and even challenged him for that National Extreme Championship. Know what happened?
Tyler: Well, he’s still sort of National Extreme Champion, so…
Impact: That’s right, he beat me fair and square. Don’t let his angsty little demeanor fool you for even a second. He’s every bit as good as he thinks he is. So you know what?
Tyler: What’s that?
Impact: You need to be BETTER. The best you’ve ever been. Take whatever it took you to get this far and amplify it tenfold, because you can bet your ass that’s what he’ll be doing. This is the biggest match of his career in this company and he’s going to do everything possible to take that Championship off your waist. You understand what I’m saying?
Tyler: I don’t plan on losing tonight.
Impact: You and everybody else. It’s a lot harder to back that up. I really hope it’ll be you I hand over those Championships to tonight, I really do. Good luck.
(Impact pats Tyler on the shoulder and takes his leave as Tyler takes a moment to think before he goes back to taping his hands)
(Camera fades back to the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall… And is a NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!….
(“Dead Bite” by Hollywood Undead plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn confidently makes his way out to the stage dressed in custom purple and black attire and a jacket with “Retribution” written on it)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring…. From Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing in at 205 pounds!…. “THE VENGEFUL VANQUISHER”…. JACOB SEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!….
Masters: As you’ve come to expect, this match made strictly out of business quickly turned personal. Jacob Senn demanded a rematch for the World Championship, but lost to GI Styles while Devan Dubian managed to capture a victory over Tyler Parker on the same night. This contest was made to decide who will challenge for the World Championship at the upcoming “Showdown: Homecoming” event, but it’s definitely escalated between the two athletes.
(“Warriors of Time” by Black Tide plays all throughout the arena as a confident Devan Dubian makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring!…. From Dubai, United Arab Emirates!…. Weighing in at 210 pounds!…. “TOP GUN”…. DEVAN DUUUUUBBBBBBIIIIIAAAANNNN!!!….
Mak: Jacob Senn looks like he’s ready to kill tonight, but I don’t like the confidence radiating off of this guy, Devan. It’s been his fault from the Goddamn start that drove this into personal territory by MALICIOUSLY assaulting Jacob with a steel chair a few weeks back! Senn is all about vengeance and I hope that’s precisely what he gets tonight!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: Neither man wasting time as the bell rings as they go in for a collar-and-elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Devan breaks it as he weaves under to wrench the right arm of Senn… Senn counters into a Hammerlock on his opponent now! Devan struggling to get to the ropes! Devan opts to instead drive his head back into the face of Senn! It’s successful as Devan escapes the lock and rolls through it… Senn quickly scrambling back to his feet, but Devan immediately sweeps them out from under him as he drops flat on his back! DEVAN COVERS! Not even a one count before Senn powers out of it! Devan quickly catches Senn in a side headlock, but it might not last very long as Senn quickly raises himself back to his feet… Senn manages to force Devan off and into the ropes! Devan coming back as Senn looks for a back body drop! Kick to the face from Devan as Senn shoots up! ROLLNG ELBOW TAKES SENN DOWN! DEVAN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS, BUT NOBODY’S HOME! Impressive maneuver nonetheless as Senn quickly gets back to a vertical base and charges off the ropes… Dropkick to the skull of Devan!
Mak: Devan is sent rolling to the outside after that one… Senn quickly charges in with a baseball slide into Devan; sending him reeling into the steel barricade on the outside! Senn doesn’t seem finished just yet! He charges off the ropes once more! SUICIDE DIVE!!! Devan manages to sidestep it as Senn attempts to catch himself before he crashes and burns! Senn doesn’t entirely crash, but he slammed HARD into that barricade as DEVAN CHARGES! RUNNING DROPKICK RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF JACOB SENN!! Senn using that steel barricade as a crutch now as Devan gets back to his feet… Kick off the chest of Senn! Another kick! A THIRD ONE CONNECTS! Devan picks Senn up and places him atop the steel barricade now… Quickly climbing up the next to him… HE LEAPS TO SENN’S SHOULDERS FOR A HURRICANRANA!! Senn goes flying; nearly going entirely underneath the ring with that one! Devan grabs a hold of a damaged Senn and pulls him back up.. He sends him rolling back into the ring! Devan could very well be looking for an end here as he climbs up to the apron and going to the high-rent district! HE’S PERCHED ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! 450 SPLASH!!!! Jacob Senn isn’t letting it happen as he immediately rolls to the outside! Senn refuses to let this Number One Contendership opportunity slip through his fingers this easily!
Masters: Devan… HE LEAPS ONTO JACOB ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE!!! IT’S NO GOOD AS SENN ANTICIPATES IT AND NAILS DEVAN WITH A POWERFUL SHOT TO THE GUT ON HIS WAY DOWN! Devan flipped hard onto the mat! Devan looking to get back to a vertical base, but Senn isn’t going to let it be that easy as he immediately nails him with a kick to the spine! Another kick off the spine! KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! Senn grabs a hold of Devan and drags him back to his feet… He rolls Devan onto the Spanish announce table! Senn looking for something definitive here as he quickly climbs up to the apron! No–Devan rolls off the table! Devan quickly pushes through the pain to latch onto the right leg of Senn! Senn doing everything he can to kick him off! Senn manages to force Devan off, but Devan quickly comes back! Boot to the face of Devan from Senn; Devan backpedaling… SENN SPRINGBOARDS! ASAI MOONSAULT!!! Devan Dubian moves out of the way as Senn manages to land flat on his feet! DEVAN SPRINGBOARDS! ASAI MOONSAULT OF HIS OWN!!! Senn backs out of the way as Devan lands on his feet this time! Senn immediately spins Devan around and nails him with a shot to the gut! SENN PULLS HIM IN AND RUNS OFF THE APRON TO CONNECT WITH A DEVASTATING TORNADO DDT!!! DEVAN DUBIAN JUST DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE MAT BY JACOB SENN!! JACOB MAY HAVE THIS MATCH WON! SENN DRAGGING DEVAN BACK TO HIS FEET AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK IN THE RING… SENN SLIDES IN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………
Mak: Devan kicks out just before the three! Senn wasn’t expecting that and neither was I! I thought – or hoped – he broke Devan’s next with that DDT! Jacob Senn now getting back to his feet; verbally assaulting his downed opponent… Senn slapping the head of Devan! Devan’s trying to get back up, but he’s knocked back down by Senn with a hard stomp! Senn looks to the top turnbuckle and drags Devan closer to the corner before he climbs… Senn perched on there; mocking Devan’s signature mannerisms… 450 SPLASH?!!! IT MISSES AS DEVAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! SENN HIT HARD ON HIS WAY DOWN! DEVAN CATCHES JACOB WITH A SCHOOL-BOY ROLL UP!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!
Masters: KICK OUT FROM SENN! Senn’s own mocking of his opponent just about cost him the match! Both men racing back to their feet.. Devan swings, but he’s immediately stopped dead in his tracks with a powerful kick to the chest from Senn! Another kick connects off the sternum of Devan as he drops to one knee! Senn once again berating his opponent! RETRIBUTION!!!! THE SUPERKICK IS CAUGHT BY DEVAN! SENN WASN’T EXPECTING THAT! DEVAN THROWS SENN’S FOOT DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!!! SENN DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS DEVAN QUICKLY GOES IN FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……..
Mak: SENN KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN! Oh you can bet that Senn is absolutely livid right now after Devan just tried to show him up with a superkick of his own! But we might get to see the result of that as Devan signals the end of this match and drags Senn closer to the nearest corner before he climbs up to the top turnbuckle! Devan Dubian perched! 450 SPLASH!!!! SENN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! Devan manages to land on his feet! Senn quickly scrambles to climb back to his feet in the corner; exploding out of it as he’s immediately caught with an armdrag by Devan! Senn quickly back up to his feet as he’s caught with a second armdrag! Senn back up once again as he’s met with a kick to the gut! DEVAN PULLS HIM IN AND PICKS HIM UP!! BRAINBUSTER!!!! THE BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! DEVAN NEEDS TO COVER HIM! DEVAN HOOKS THE LEG AS WE HAVE OUR NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!
Masters: JACOB GETS A SHOULDER UP! He’s still in this! Devan was SURE he had this match won right then and there and I personally would have bet money on it! Devan arguing with the Referee about the call, but he has no choice except to follow up and END this match! Devan grabs a hold of Senn and drags him back up to a vertical base… Kick to the gut! HE PICKS HIM UP ONCE AGAIN! SENN’S FIGHTING IT THIS TIME! Both men go backing up into the nearest corner! Devan drops Senn on the top turnbuckle and nails him with a jumping enzuigiri! Devan quickly climbing up there with Senn… PICKING HIM UP!! SUPER BRAINBUSTER!!!! No–Senn manages to lower himself and turns it around! SENN PICKING UP DEVAN NOW FOR A SUPER BRAINBUSTER!! Devan escapes it and immediately lays into Senn with a series of shots! KICK TO THE SKULL SENDS SENN PLUMMETING TO THE CANVAS!! Devan regains his balance! Devan mocking Senn’s mannerisms now! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! DEVAN LANDS RIGHT INTO THE AWAITING KNEES OF SENN AS IT IS NOT SUCCESSFUL!!! SENN IMMEDIATELY ROLLS DEVAN UP–CLUTCHING THE TIGHTS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Dead Bite” by Hollywood Undead plays all throughout the arena as Devan kicks out a second too late and Jacob Senn celebrates on the outside)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall and NNNEEEWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. JACOB SEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Mak: And just like that, it’s over! Thanks for playing, Devan! Jacob Senn proves once again why he is the rightful World Heavyweight Champion and he’s gonna take what belongs to him come Showdown: Homecoming!
Masters: It’s really unfortunate to see the victory slip through Devan’s fingers here tonight, but I’m certain he’ll have future opportunities for the World Championship. In the meantime, congratulations to Jacob Senn.
(Camera cuts backstage to a depressed Tomi Venus dressed in a stereotypical Japanese costume)
Tomi: Welcome everyone…
Crew Member: Say it like we told you to!
Tomi: Ugh… Konichiwa… Watashi wa Tomi Venus desu… Here at this time with me, the co-Number One Contenders for the–
(Vanessa Lyndivia punches Tomi in the face; knocking him to the ground and immediately stomps on him as Cassandra picks up the microphone)
Cassandra: Did this dumbass just call us the Co-Number One Contenders for the Tag Team Championships? Is that what people believe we are? No, no, no… You see, that term – Number One Contender – doesn’t mean shit in this company. It’s absolutely worthless. If it meant ANYTHING, there wouldn’t be some underachieving rookie and an overrated has-been fighting for OUR Championships tonight on this fucking show! Now don’t go getting it twisted and think we’re being sore losers about our match tonight with the American Dream. Great, good for them. Let’s give the American Dream a round of applause for capturing the biggest win of their respective careers and the closest they will EVER come to being contenders for OUR Championships! They won tonight, but their victory meant absolutely NOTHING when it comes down to it. The Lyndivias aren’t going to lose sleep over a match that was for nothing but glorified bragging rights! We’re not gonna trouble ourselves over losing to the American Dream, because we’ve got much, MUCH bigger fish to fry. We’ve got EAW Unified Tag Team Championships to win. While The American Dream goes back to their “no-tell motel” and have the most repulsive affair imaginable since Clinton was President…
Cassandra: And celebrate their little win… The Lyndivias are going to continue to reign supreme of not only the Vixens division, but the Tag Team division once we patiently wait for this abomination of a Tag Team Title match coming up tonight and we kick the ass of the Champions and we kick the ass of the Wu Tang Clan or Dynamite Storm or whatever the fuck they call themselves… This company will know that we are the best thing to ever happen to it. Tonight was a hiccup and nothing more. We’re still the Number One Contenders for those Tag Team Championships, even if this company treats it like it means NOTHING. It’s all just a matter of time.
(Vanessa holds up Tomi Venus’ beaten up face to the camera)
Vanessa: Isn’t that right, Tomi?
(Vanessa throws Tomi down as she and Cassandra walk off)
(Video Package plays; highlighting Wraith and Cy Henderson’s storied rivalry all the way from their days as Kevin Devastation and Cyclone)
(Camera cuts back to the ring)
(The stage is decorated like a graveyard as “The Tragic Truth” by Five Finger Death Punch plays all throughout the arena)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making his way to the ring…. From The Dark Within!…. Weighing in at 295 pounds!….
(Wraith slowly rises up from the stage in front of a gravestone marked “RIP Kevin Devastation” before making his way down to the ring)
Announcer: “THE GHOST OF DEVASTATION”…. WRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIITTTTTHHHHH!!!….
Masters: A very ominous entrance from the one now called Wraith as he makes his way towards the ring. We saw last week a hard-fought tag team contest featuring this man and his opponent tonight that resulted in Wraith getting rolled up after Cy intended to drive him right into the canvas. Perhaps that may very well be the spark that ignites Wraith’s flame here tonight.
(“Beware” by Death Grips plays all throughout the arena as Cy Henderson slowly makes his way out to the stage; staring down with Wraith)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Manhattan, New York!…. Weighing in at 250 pounds!…. “THE RISING TIDE”…. CY HEEEENNNNNDDDEEERRRSSSOOONNN!!!….
Mak: I thought it was pretty shitty of Cy to even attempt to fight a man who clearly has no interest in fighting him. Wraith stated he wants to right the wrong Kevin made. He wants to ally with Cy. Cy said “I’ll accept when you give me a match” and so here it is, but it certainly wasn’t LAST week. Wraith had no obligation to fight him, but Cy took it too far!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: This contest is officially underway as both men stare down with one another… Wraith seems to be trying to talk Cy out of battling, but Cy only replies by shaking his head “no”! He came here to fight and that’s what he’s gonna do! Wraith doesn’t look happy about it… But he goes to work with a stiff right hand! It’s blocked! Cy nails Wraith with a shot of his own! Another shot! Cy follows up with a lariat as Wraith is sent backpedaling into the ropes! CY CHARGES! Nobody’s home as Wraith ducks out of the way and immediately meets Cy with a series of shots! Wraith sends Cy off into the ropes with an Irish whip.. Coming back as Wraith swings with a big boot! It’s caught by Cy! Cy spins Wraith around! CY PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE DARK FLOW!!! It’s no good as Wraith quickly powers out of it and sends Cy through the ropes and to the outside!
Mak: Cy quickly getting back on his feet on the outside as Wraith reaches over, attempting to drag Cy up to the apron.. Cy counters with a hangman on the top rope! Cy quickly rolls back into the ring as a damaged Wraith backs up.. CY CHARGES! Lariat connects as both men collide! Wraith quickly backs up into the ropes and comes charging off with a lariat of his own! It connects, but it’s no good as Cy manages to remain on his feet! Both of these men at a stalemate of sorts! Both men quickly lock up in a struggle of power… Wraith quickly gaining the upperhand… Cy coming back as he climbs back up to his feet… Wraith quickly being reduced to his knees! Wraith breaks the lock up with a knee targeting the gut of Cy Henderson! Another knee from Wraith! Wraith grabs a hold of Cy and sends him through the ropes–No! Cy turns it around on him as he sends Wraith through the ropes and crashing to the outside instead! Cy looking to follow up as he drops down and rolls to the outside.. He grabs a hold of Wraith–Wraith nails Cy with a hard right hand! Another! ANOTHER! CY TAKES WRAITH OFF HIS FEET WITH A POWERFUL LARIAT! Wraith scrambling to get back up, but he’s dragged back up by Cy, who immediately sends Wraith hard into the steel barricade with an Irish whip! CY COMES BARRELING TOWARDS WRAITH NOW WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! WRAITH COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS CY IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE CHAIRS OF THE FRONT ROW!
Masters: Wraith looking to regain control as he reaches over the barricade and pulls Cy back to his feet… He drives the skull of Cy into that steel barricade! Hard forearm takes Cy Henderson down! Wraith looking to do some serious damage as he climbs over the barricade to continue his attack… Wraith nails Cy right off the skull with a boot! Another boot to the skull! Wraith dragging Cy up to his feet as the Japanese crowd backs away… Wraith pulls Cy in! PICKING HIM UP! POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX OR A BRAINBUSTER!! Cy drives a knee into the skull of Wraith! Cy manages to drop back to his feet and nails Wraith with a LOUD shot to the face! Cy pulls Wraith in now! He turns both men around… CY PICKING HIM UP! WRAITH IS STRUGGLING! CY’S GOT HIM! HE DROPS WRAITH ACROSS THE DAMN STEEL BARRICADE!! Wraith absolutely cringing in pain after that one! He’s still hung up on there! Cy grabs a hold of him… INVERTED DDT CONNECTS ON THE CEMENT FLOOR!! Unfortunately, this match is NOT pinfalls count anywhere; Cy needs to drag the large carcass of his opponent BACK into the ring if he wants to win this! The good news for him is that Wraith may very well be unconscious after that last move, but there’s no time to waste! Cy pulling Wraith back up to his feet… Pulling him in.. HE’S GOT HIM UP! SUPLEX INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS HERE IN THE FIRST FEW ROWS!!
Mak: Both of these men are as powerful as they come! They’ve got nothing to lose tonight! This is all a matter of who is the better man! Wraith has been swallowed by a sea of steel chairs as Cy could be on the verge of winning this one! Cy kicking those chairs away as he pulls a damaged Wraith slowly back up to his feet… Wraith may very well be out cold as Cy struggles to pull his opponent up… Hold on–Wraith forces Cy off and into the barricade! Cy turns around! BIG BOOT ACROSS THE FACE OUT OF NOWHERE AS CY IS SENT FLIPPING OVER THE BARRICADE AND LANDING ON HIS HEAD ON THE MAT!! That was definitely out of desperation, I don’t know where he pulled that one from! Cy rolling in pain on the mat as Wraith recuperates…Wraith stumbles over to the barricade and climbs back over; grabbing a hold of Cy… Wraith drags Cy up–CY SPRINGS UP AS HE PICKS WRAITH UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! WRAITH STRUGGLING! Wraith escapes as he drives Cy shoulder-first into the nearest ringpost! A damaged Cy quickly pulls himself up as Wraith moves in! He wraps a hand around the throat of Cy! Wraith navigating him over to our table! You’re looking for the Spanish table! WRAITH LIFTS CY! Cy breaks away from Wraith’s grip and nails him with a forearm! Wraith fires back with a haymaker! Cy with a European uppercut! Wraith with another right hand! Cy swings with a shot of his own, but Wraith manages to duck it! Cy turns around to a knee–No! It’s caught! Cy’s got him! EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE RING APRON!! WRAITH DROPS HARD ON THE MAT! Just like that, Cy manages to regain control!
Masters: Cy climbing back to his feet as he stumbles over to the Spanish announce table and immediately rips off the cover! Cy grabs one of the monitors and turns his focus back on his opponent as a damaged Wraith slowly climbs back to a vertical base using the ring apron… CY CHARGES IN AND NAILS WRAITH WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE USING THAT MONITOR! CY sends Wraith rolling back into the ring and follows him in… A damaged and dazed Wraith now trying to scramble back to his feet, but he’s quickly ambushed by an unrelenting assault of kicks and blows from Cy Henderson! Wraith quickly backed up into the nearest corner as Cy continues his attack! Cy charges into the adjacent corner and comes barreling back with a full head of steam! Corner splash connects! A woozy Wraith stumbles out of the corner, swinging blindly for Cy, but nothing connecting! Cy ducks a shot! HE PICKS UP WRAITH FROM BEHIND! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! DARK FLOW!!!! WRAITH’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO STOP THIS, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS CONTEST IS OVER IF IT CONNECTS! WRAITH STRUGGLING… HE SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF CY, TURNS HIM AROUND, AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! WRAITH PULLS CY IN!! BABYLONIAN REVELATION!!!! NO–CY DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN AS HE DRIVES BOTH MEN INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! Cy unloading with closed-fist shots to the mid-section of Wraith!
Mak: Wraith is quickly losing this battle! He’s trying to block those oncoming shots, but it’s not enough to stop some of them from connecting! Cy isn’t letting up for even a second! Wraith’s about to drop to his knees! He’s caught between a rock and a hard place here! Cy puts a stop to the attack and drags the big man up, onto the top turnbuckle! Big shot to the face of Wraith! Cy climbing up there with his opponent as he continues his attack! Unloading into Wraith! He’s setting him up! CY’S GOT WRAITH UP!! SUPERPLEX!!! Wraith manages to send a knee into the skull of Cy! Wraith quickly escapes the superplex as he drops to the apron! HE WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF CY! YES! DO IT! CHOKESLAM FROM HELL!!!! CY HENDERSON GOES FLYING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE LIKE A GODDAMN COMET PLUMMETING TO EARTH!!! CY HENDERSON MAY HAVE JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF WITH THAT ONE! I LOVE IT! WRAITH HAS MANAGED TO COMPLETELY TURN THIS MATCH AROUND IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE WITH THAT ONE!
(Replay of Wraith hitting the Chokeslam from Hell on Cy Henderson through the Spanish announce table)
Masters: CY HENDERSON IS COVERED IN THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF THAT ANNOUNCE TABLE! WRAITH HAS THIS MATCH WON; ALL HE HAS TO DO IS MAKE THE COVER! It looks like he plans to do just that as he grabs a hold of Cy and pulls him up… Wraith sends Cy rolling back into the ring… Wraith slides back into the ring! HE MAKES THE COVER! THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Mak: It’s broken up! Is that Cameron Ella Ava?! What the Hell does she think she’s doing?! Get out of here! Cameron has just broken up the pinfall from the outside! Wraith looks none too pleased as he slowly rises back to his feet! He knows he had this match won!
Masters: HOLD ON! BEHIND HIM! THE HEART BREAK BOY HAS SLID IN AND EAGERLY AWAITS FROM BEHIND WRAITH! WRAITH TURNS AROUND! GOLDPRINT!!!! CAMERON SLIDES IN AS A DAZED WRAITH TURNS AROUND! GODDESS TOUCH!!!! THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER CONNECTS ON WRAITH AS THE AMERICAN DREAM GET PAYBACK FROM KING OF EXTREME!!! WRAITH DROPS TO THE CANVAS AS THE AMERICAN DREAM TAKE THEIR LEAVE!
Mak: They had no business whatsoever in this match, damn it!
Masters: They had a debt to repay to Wraith for their King of Extreme loss and they did just that tonight! Wraith and Cy slowly rise back to their feet… Both men badly damaged… WRAITH SWINGS! IT MISSES AS CY PICKS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!! HE’S GOT HIM! DARK FLOW CONNECTS!!!! THAT BURNING HAMMER CONNECTING EMPHATICALLY ON THE CANVAS AS CY COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Beware” by Death Grips plays all throughout the arena as the Referee raises Cy Henderson’s right hand in victory)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!….. CY HEEEEENNNNNNDDDEEERRRSSSOOONNNN!!!!
Mak: What a low down dirty move from those America-humping assholes! This match was going just fine until they showed their faces!
Masters: Well nonetheless, Cy Henderson walks out of here tonight with the victory.
(A replay is shown of The American Dream attacking Wraith)
(Camera cuts back to an annoyed Cy Henderson watching the replay before looking down at Wraith)
Masters: Cy certainly doesn’t look amused with the American Dream’s interference. I think he was wishing for this contest to be clean with a clear winner, but sadly, that wasn’t the case… Hold on… Cy extending his hand to Wraith! Cy helps a damaged Wraith back to his feet as both men stare down! Both competitors seem to be sharing words with one another… And Cy takes his leave as a wicked smile grows across the face of the defeated Wraith. Could it be Cy has accepted his offer to join forces?
Mak: How the Hell should I know?
Masters: Well whatever the case may be, Wraith seems eager about it… Nonetheless, congratulations to Cy Henderson.
(Totinos Pizza Rolls Commercial)
(“Here Comes The Money” by Naughty By Nature plays all throughout the arena as an enthusiastic WWEFan dances out to the stage dressed in a suit and a microphone in hand)
Mak: Oh Christ, kill me now… If there is a God, strike me down now…
Masters: Here comes the money! The interim EAW Chairman making his way out to the stage and he looks more than happy to see this “baby” of his, if you will, live an in person tonight from the Ryougoku Sumo Hall in Tokyo, Japan!
Mak: I really wish he’d, at the very least, quit it with that ridiculous dance! He looks like an asshole! It’s bad enough I’ve gotta waste my time out here with you, I don’t need to see this!
(“Here Comes the Money” fades out as WWEFan proudly looks around atop the stage)
WWEFan: What a great crowd tonight. Firstly, I’d like to come out here to simply say THANK YOU. Thank all of you; all of the Extreme Answers Wrestling fans all around the World who have made this international tour such a success! Thank you all for showing your support and thank you for graciously having us so we can give you the very best show that only EAW and Showdown can deliver! Thank you, Japan, for hosting Reasonable Doubt tonight from this prestigious arena and thank you for welcoming us with open arms!
Mak: Alright, you can leave now..
WWEFan: As a token of my gratitude, I’d like to make an Announcement regarding Showdown’s return to the United States in a few weeks, known as “Showdown: Homecoming”. There, we will have a World Heavyweight Championship bout featuring the winner of tonight’s main event taking on the winner of the Number One Contenders match earlier tonight, Jacob Senn. He will challenge for the prestigious Championship and I’m certain it will be a great match, but one other thing about “Showdown: Homecoming”. That very same night, we will witness the winner of the annual Gold Rush Tournament, with the winner going on to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship at the 2014 GRAND RAMPAGE! They could challenge Tyler Parker, GI Styles, Jacob Senn, whomever happens to be Champion by that point in time, but right now… I’d like to announce to YOU the participants of that Tournament!
(WWEFan points to the titantron as it shows a picture of Wraith)
WWEFan: Former EAW Champion, Wraith!
(A picture of Nemesis is shown)
WWEFan: Showdown newcomer, Nemesis!
(A picture of Devan Dubian is shown)
WWEFan: Former National Extreme Champion, Devan Dubian!
(A picture of Christopher Corrupt is shown)
WWEFan: Former Young Lions Cup Holder, Christopher Corrupt!
(A picture of Cy Henderson is shown)
WWEFan: Former EAW Champion, Cy Henderson!
(A picture of Venom is shown)
WWEFan: The first man to hold the Young Lions Cup, Venom!
(A picture of the Heart Break Boy is shown)
WWEFan: Former World Heavyweight Champion, the Heart Break Boy!
(A picture of GI Styles and Tyler Parker is shown)
WWEFan: And last but most certainly not least, the man who does not win in the main event tonight, whether it be Tyler Parker or GI Styles, will be the final entrant in the Tournament! Those are the eight competitors! Once again, thank you and please enjoy the rest of the show!
(“Here Comes the Money” picks back up as WWEFan takes his leave)
Masters: What an announcement! That’s gonna one hell of a Gold Rush Tournament, I’ll tell you that. I can’t wait to see who challenges for the World Championship at the Grand Rampage!
Mak: Yeah, well, let’s focus on tonight. Reasonable Doubt…
(Video Package plays for Mr. DEDEDE’s rivalry with The House of Renegades)
(Camera cuts back to the ring)
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall… AND IS FOR THE E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!….
(“Till I Collapse” by Eminem plays all throughout the arena as Mr. DEDEDE and Venom make their way out to the stage and matching black and red attire)
Announcer: First, the challengers…. Making their way to the ring…. THE TEAM OF…. MR. DEDEDE…. AND VEEEEEEEEEENNNNOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!….
Masters: This has certainly been quite a ride between the House of Renegades and that man, Mr. DEDEDE. He’s fought against them and he’s fought with them, but tonight, a schism within the House of Renegades showcases itself as these two men take on their former allies for the Unified Tag Team Championships. Both athletes look prepared for war.
(“Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch plays all throughout the arena as Hades The Hellraiser and Nick Angel ride out onto the stage on individual motorcycles; dressed in Renegade-themed attire and their Unified Tag Team Championships around their waists)
Announcer: And their opponents!…. THEY ARE THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. NICK ANGEL…. HADES THE HELLRAISER…. THE HOUSE! OF!! REEEEENNNEEEGGGAAADDEESSSSS!!!…..
Mak: This all could have been avoided had DEDEDE just show some RESPECT to the people who aren’t just mindless followers, unlike the cowboy hat-wearing asshole next to him! And then DDD has the balls to override the Lyndivias and Dynamite Rain’s Number One Contendership to put THOR’s Tag Titles on the line? This guy is drunk with power and it’s about time his dumbass sobers up!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: Here we go as Venom insists DEDEDE starts off this bout with Hades The Hellraiser… This Unified Tag Team Championship bout is underway as DDD and Hades circle the ring… Both men stop in their tracks and stare down with one another… THEY BOTH CHARGE! HADES IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Hades quickly scrambles back to his feet as DDD charges! THESZ PRESS! DDD IMMEDIATELY LAYS INTO HIM WITH A SERIES OF SHOTS! HADES DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO DEFEND HIMSELF HERE! DDD relents on the attack as Hades tries to climb back to his feet.. DDD spins him around and connects with a kick to the gut! PULLS HIM IN! DEDEDE DDT!! No! Hades isn’t letting it happen as he drives both men into the corner! Hades connects with an elbow off the jaw of DDD! Hades grabs a hold of DDD… AND SENDS HIM DAMN-NEAR FLYING ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING LIKE A RAG DOLL!! DDD trying to get back to a vertical base as quick as possible!
Mak: HADES CHARGES AT DDD WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! BIG BOOT!! It misses! DDD COMING OFF THE ROPES! SPEAR!!!! IT MISSES AS HADES SIDESTEPS IT AND SENDS DDD FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! DDD landed hard on the outside! DDD doing all he can to climb back to his feet here on the outside… Nick Angel now, stalking DDD as he jumps down from the apron… A damaged DDD slowly climbing back to his feet… NICK TURNS HIM AROUND! GROUND ZERO!!!! DDD FORCES HIM OFF! NICK TURNS AROUND AS DDD CHARGES!! SPEAR!!!!! NICK ANGEL IS BROKEN IN HALF WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!! HADES CHARGES! PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES STRAIGHT INTO DDD ON THE OUTSIDE!!! WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE MANEUVER FROM A MAN AS BIG AS HADES THE HELLRAISER! HADES QUICKLY PULLING DDD UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING… HADES SLIDES IN AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
Masters: DDD kicks out! Hades is gonna have to do more than that and he knows it! He’s gone one on one with DDD before! Hades rises back to his feet and signals the end here! Hades stalking his opponent as Venom looks on from the apron… DDD slowly climbing back to a vertical base… HADES WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF DDD!! HE SENDS HIM UP! DDD WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF HADES’ NOSE! A BIG HEADBUTT CONNECTS! KICK TO THE GUT! DEDEDE DDT CONNECTS!!! IT CONNECTS AS DDD ROLLS HADES OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!
Mak: It’s broken up!…. By Venom?! Uh oh! I think we know what this means! Venom broke up the cover with a stomp to the back of DDD and now DDD realizes what the rest of us realize! DDD looking up at a smirking Venom! I think it’s clear whose side he’s REALLY on! VENOM WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL OF DDD! ANOTHER BOOT! VENOM COMPLETELY TURNING ON HIS OWN PARTNER IN THIS CONTEST AS HE LAYS INTO DDD!! DDD DOING ALL HE CAN TO DEFEND HIMSELF AS HE’S BEING BACKED UP INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! VENOM CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG CORNER CLOTHESLINE! BIG BOOT CONNECTS ACROSS THE FACE OF DDD FROM VENOM!! A DAZED AND CONFUSED DDD STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER… VENOM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF DDD! PARALYZER!!!! NO–THE STUNNER IS NO GOOD AS DDD FORCES VENOM OFF AND INTO THE ROPES! COMING BACK! SPEAR!!!! NO–VENOM STOPS HIMSELF AND DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE TO AVOID THE SPEAR! Nick Angel slides into the ring now to get the drop on DDD! HE CHARGES! DDD TURNS AROUND! SPEAR ON NICK ANGEL FOR A SECOND TIME!!!! NICK ROLLING IN PAIN AS DDD GETS TO HIS FEET…
Masters: I can’t believe what we’re seeing here! The House of Renegades have pulled a fast one over the eyes of DDD! HADES WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF DDD NOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! Venom quickly slides back into the ring and what an appropriate name – Venom – because this man is nothing more than a SNAKE! Venom enthusiastically going to work on the downed DDD; laying into him with hard lefts and rights! Hades joining in on the attack with multiple stomps to the body of DDD as the House of Renegades rip at DDD like a pack of wolves! They’re showing absolutely no mercy! Hades promised he would end DDD and he may very well do just that tonight! DDD is in a very bad spot! The Renegades dragging DDD to the outside.. VENOM CONNECTS WITH THE INJECTION ON DDD!!!! Hades rips apart the mat to expose that concrete underneath it as Venom drags a damaged DDD back up to his feet… Hades pulls him in! PILEDRIVER CONNECTS ON THAT EXPOSED CONCRETE!!! This is sickening! Absolutely disgusting! The House of Renegades STILL aren’t finished here as they drag DDD’s possibly unconscious body up the ramp… I can’t imagine what they’re gonna–DDD manages to slip from Hades grasp! DDD LUNGES INTO HADES WITH A SERIES OF SHOTS! VENOM IS CAUGHT WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND FROM DDD! DDD RAPIDLY LAYING INTO HADES!! NICK RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND WITH FOREARMS TO THE BACK OF DDD’S SKULL! Hades grabs DDD and pulls him over to the edge of the stage.. Oh no… No…. HADES PICKS HIM UP!! LAST CALL OFF THE STAGE INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT BELOW!!!! JESUS CHRIST!! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR DDD! HOLD ON… VENOM WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND! NO! WINGS OF HELL!!!! VENOM LEAPS OFF AND NAILS DDD WITH HIS OWN WINGS OF HELL MANEUVER!!! THIS IS APPALLING!
(WWEFan and security rush out to the stage as the Japanese crowd remains silent)
Mak: I’m loving this! It’s like they’re going for a new World record of how badly you can fuck DDD up! That man is DEAD!
Masters: The Referee seems to be waving off this match as it looks as though this match has been ruled a No Contest as Venom has betrayed his own partner and DDD is clearly in no shape to continue…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: I really don’t know what to say… This was despicable… Absolutely despicable. I hope The House of Renegades are proud of themselves. I really do. They may have just gotten what they wanted… They may have just ended DDD.
Mak: Are you serious? Isn’t this the asshole who fell 90 something feet and practically just dusted himself off?!
Masters: Well, that’s the thing. All of the injuries DDD’s accumulated over his career may have very well just come full circle here tonight… He hasn’t moved an inch..
(Mr. DEDEDE is carefully placed on a stretcher with a neckbrace on as Venom, Hades The Hellraiser, and Nick Angel celebrate at the top of the stage)
(Camera cuts backstage to GI Styles sitting on a couch in his ring attire and holding his National Extreme Championship as he watches Game of Thrones on his television)
???: Alright, enough of that.
(Carlos steps in and turns off the television)
GI: What the Hell, man?
Carlos: YOU need to focus on your match.
GI: Focus on my match? What do you think I’m doing right now?
Carlos: Replaying a sex scene from an episode of Game of Thrones?
GI: Exactly. I’m studying for how I’m going to fuck Tyler in the ass tonight.
GI: And I’ll break his back!
GI: AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE!
(GI stands up and puts his National Extreme Championship on his right shoulder)
GI: C… Relax. Have you ever known me to slack off when it comes to focusing on a match? I’m haven’t held this Championship for eleven months for no reason. I know exactly what tonight is about and there’s nothing that’s stopping me from walking out as the Double Champion.
Carlos: Is that right? So you’re completely focused, right?
GI: You know I am, C.
Carlos: Cause this isn’t just about the gold going to GI Styles, you know that? It’s about Dynamite Rain. It’s about proving why we’re the best in the world today and why you are the rightful World Heavyweight Champion.
GI: I’m aware of this.
Carlos: I really, really hope you’re not doing something stupid like underestimating Tyler. He’s not the World Champion for no reason. He’s good. He’s really good. However, he has yet to prove a Goddamn thing to us. We’ve seen exactly what he can do up against everyone else, but against you, all we’ve seen is cheap talk and cheap shots to go along with it. You know what I want you to do? I want you to hit him. I want you to hit him as hard as you possibly can; even harder than you ever have. Hit this kid for every insult he’s thrown at you since this match was announced. Kick him for every fucking act of patronization he’s committed since you two first locked eyes. Don’t forget, GI, BOTH of you walked into the Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption and he’s the only one who walked out with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. That belongs to you and you KNOW it. Is he good? He’s one of the best this company has to offer. The flaw? We’re better than the absolute BEST this company has to offer. Make them know that. Make them regret putting someone as good as you up against a guy they chose to represent this company as its World Champion. We both got our gold, but by the end of the night, I want to see you practically drowning in gold! How’s that sound?
GI: I couldn’t agree more. I know the stakes and I’m not playing to lose.
(GI Styles pats his National Extreme Championship as the camera fades back to the ring)
(Video Package plays; highlighting Mikado Sekaiichi and Jaywalker’s long history: Their first rivalry for the right to join the opposing brand and Robbie V’s King of Extreme crown with Jaywalker handcuffing Robbie and sending him through a glass table… Robbie V making Jaywalker tap out at Reasonable Doubt 2010… Robbie V’s return to EAW by targeting Project E.G.O… Jaywalker defeating RoV in an “I Quit” match for the World Heavyweight Championship and RoV’s career on the line; ending by Jaywalker slitting RoV’s throat with a broken beer bottle and putting him in a Crossface Chickenwing… RoV’s return as “The Legendary” Sekaiichi; taking Cleopatra hostage… Jaywalker and “The Legendary” Sekaiichi’s Hell In A Cell match at Pain For Pride 6 for the World Heavyweight Championship; ending in No Contest after Sekaiichi walked out… Their confrontation at King of Extreme after Sekaiichi defeated Diamond Cage to become the new King of Extreme…. Mikado Sekaiichi’s challenge to Jaywalker and ambush with the Agents of Extreme…. and Jaywalker’s ambush using the Dynasty roster)
(Camera cuts back to the ring as the Japanese crowd looks on)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IS A HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!…..
Mak: We want blood! We want blood! Let’s do this!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWLr9STSJGs plays all throughout the arena as strobe lightning effects are placed on the descending Hell In A Cell structure)
Masters: Strange, this isn’t the usual ominous music we get when this thing comes down…
(Mikado Sekaiichi is seen dressed like a King; sitting stoically on an Iron throne atop the Hell In A Cell structure as it descends)
Mak: Now this is how you make an entrance!
Masters: He certainly loves to be as eccentric as possible…
(“Last Chance Saloon” by Deviant and Naive Ted fades out as the Hell In A Cell structure is fully lowered)
“ALL HAIL THE KING!”
(“Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as Mikado Sekaiichi stands up and pulls off his Kingly attire to reveal his King-themed wrestling attire underneath… Sekaiichi takes off his blood-stained crown and proudly wields it high in the air as he makes his way towards the edge of the structure where two Agents of Extreme have set up a twenty-foot ladder for him to descend down)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 237 pounds!…. HE IS THE 2014 KING OF EXTREME…. MIKADO SEK-AI-IIIIIICCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIII!!!….
Mak: How can you POSSIBLY dislike a King like this? He’s great! He knows how to make an entrance and he’s clearly the only one in this company who knows what it means to be extreme! The guy came back from getting his throat slit, for fucksake! Mikado has proven time and time again why he’s the one true King in EAW, besides myself, and I think it’s about time he pays his debt to someone as disrespectful as Jaywalker!
(“Shining Down” by Lupe Fiasco plays all throughout the arena as Jaywalker makes his way out to the stage along-side Diamond Cage dressed in a blue and white robe with “Jaywalker-sama” written on the back in diamonds)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Diamond Cage…. From Scarborough, Canada!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. “THE TRAILBLAZER”…. JAAAAAAAYYYYYYWWWWAAAAALLLLLKKKKEEERRRR!!!….
Masters: Say what you will, but Jaywalker has made a great case thus far about how delusional Sekaiichi is and I’ve agreed every step of the way.
Mak: Well, there’s a reason he calls you the Ass Kaiser…
Masters: Be that as it may, I think Sekaiichi’s King complex is gonna get the better of him. He needs to remember he’s going up against a guy who slit his throat just to win a match. The last time these two competed at Reasonable Doubt was the same event as the debut of the Hell In A Cell in EAW and now here they are, five years later, walking into the Cell for a second time. This is sure to be a blood bath.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: This contest has officially begun as both competitors get nose to nose in the middle of the ring… Sekaiichi seems to be saying something to Jaywalker… SLAP TO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER! Sekaiichi’s telling Jaywalker to bow! He’s got some nerve! JAYWALKER FIRES BACK WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE MOUTH AS SEKAIICHI DROPS DOWN! Sekaiichi scrambling to get back up to his feet as he’s immediately met with a boot to the face! Sekaiichi sent backpedaling into the nearest corner as Jaywalker charges! Stinger splash connects! Sekaiichi not getting this match off to a very good start for himself as he stumbles out of the corner.. Jaywalker grabs from by the back of the head! JAYWALKER SENDS SEKAIICHI OVER THE ROPES AND SLAMMING RIGHT INTO THE CELL WALL! Sekaiichi drops down hard on the mat! He’s quickly found himself in dire straits here and with nobody to save him! Jaywalker’s free to do whatever he wants and can take his sweet time doing it!
Mak: This isn’t right… Jaywalker can’t do this to his King! Sekaiichi back on his feet, but you can tell he’s already hurting… JAYWALKER COMES CHARGING! SUICIDE DIVE!! IT MISSES AS SEKAIICHI SIDESTEPS IT! Jaywalker crashes hard into the Cell wall as Sekaiichi wastes absolutely NO time going to work on his opponent! Sekaiichi laying into Jaywalker with a hard series of stomps! Sekaiichi not letting up for even a second! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of Jaywalker’s head… And DRIVES it back into the Cell wall! He sends Jaywalker’s head into the wall again! Again! Sekaiichi picking Jaywalker up now and drives him into the ring apron with a powerful shoulder thrust! Hip toss! Jaywalker manages to stop it! JAYWALKER WITH A HIP TOSS OF HIS OWN! Sekaiichi lands head-first on the mat after his body was just used as a battering ram against the Cell wall! Jaywalker placing a boot against the throat of Sekaiichi as he begins choking the damn life out of him! Jaywalker is showing absolutely no mercy right now! Jay finally breaks the choke and pulls Sekaiichi slowly back up… BIG IRISH WHIP SENDS SEKAIICHI CRASHING INTO THE CELL WALL! A dazed Sekaiichi turns around… LARIAT TAKES SEKAIICHI DOWN! Jaywalker may be in full control right about now and I don’t like it! Jay pulls Sekaiichi up.. And sends him rolling back into the ring… Jay climbing up on the apron and looking to go to the high-rent district now! Sekaiichi trying to climb back up to his feet as Jay climbs to the top turnbuckle.. Sekaiichi rushes in with a loud forearm off the face of Jay before he can get to the top! Another! SEKAIICHI EXPLODES FORWARD WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS JAY FLYING OFF AND CRASHING INTO THE CELL WALL!! Jay drops down to the mat as Sekaiichi looks to capitalize!
Masters: Jaywalker visibly in pain; using that Cell wall to pull himself back to his feet here on the outside while Sekaiichi now climbs to the top turnbuckle… Jaywalker up! SEKAIICHI LEAPS OFF FOR A SENTON PLANCHA RIGHT ONTO JAYWALKER!! Both men down on the outside! Neither looking to give the other even an inch! Sekaiichi climbing back up to his feet as he drags Jaywalker up with him… He sends Jaywalker rolling back into the ring and quickly slides in for the cover!
Mak: Barely a one count before Jaywalker powers out of it! Sekaiichi now mounting the chest of his opponent… Laying into Jay with a series of closed-fist shots! Sekaiichi not showing any mercy here as Jay tries to shield himself from the blows! Jay manages to fire back with a loud forearm off the face of Sekaiichi! Another! Headbutt to the skull of Sekaiichi! Jaywalker turns the tables on Sekaiichi as he rolls over onto him and begins throwing his own assault his way! Sekaiichi doing all he can to defend himself here! He RAKES the eyes of Jay! Both men now racing to their feet! Sekaiichi’s up first as he nails Jay with a hard dropkick; sending the former World Champion reeling into the ropes! Sekaiichi kips up! HE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR JAYWALKER! BACK BODY DROP AS SEKAIICHI GOES CRASHING INTO THAT CELL WALL!! That had to have hurt! Sekaiichi rolling around in pain on the mat as Jay looks to follow up… Sekaiichi crawling away, possibly looking for another tactical retreat, but I’ve got a bad feeling he won’t be able to do that tonight; trapped inside this Hell In A Cell! Sekaiichi trying to go underneath the apron!
Masters: Sekaiichi seems to be regretting inviting Jaywalker to this match right about now as he’s pulled out from under the apron! Jaywalker dragging Sekaiichi up–SEKAIICHI WITH A STEEL CHAIR OFF THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER OUT OF NOWHERE!! Sekaiichi had a reason other than retreat to go underneath the ring and it may have very well just regained control over this match for him! Hold on! I think there’s barbed wire wrapped around that chair! What kind of sick son of a bitch thought that up?! Sekaiichi quickly climbing back to his feet as Jaywalker is looking dazed and confused… SEKAIICHI NAILS JAYWALKER WITH THAT BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED CHAIR FOR A SECOND TIME!! Sekaiichi drives the edge of that chair into the gut of Jaywalker! HE SMACKS THAT CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker unable to do absolutely nothing but cringe in incredible pain as he drops to his knees! Mikado Sekaiichi realizes he’s in full control here! He’s got his opponent exactly where he wants him as he begins to taunt Jaywalker! Sekaiichi telling Jaywalker to bow! Diamond Cage isn’t looking to happy about all of this from outside the Cell.. SEKAIICHI WITH ANOTHER SHOT OFF THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER USING THAT CHAIR!! This guy is merciless! Absolutely merciless! Sekaiichi slides the chair into the ring and pulls Jaywalker up.. He sends Jaywalker rolling back into the ring and follows in behind… Jaywalker may be out of commission by this point; those chair shots seem to have taken a lot out of him.. Hold on, Sekaiichi seems to not be going for a cover and that may very well cost him in the end! Sekaiichi instead grabbing that chair and wraps it around the left leg of Jaywalker..
Mak: Sekaiichi further mocking Jaywalker… HE DRIVES A STOMP RIGHT INTO THAT CHAIR AROUND THE LEFT LEG OF JAYWALKER! Jaywalker cringing in absolute pain here! Sekaiichi removes the chair… Only to wrap it around the right leg of Jaywalker now! I think I see what he’s doing! He’s doing his own version of Jay’s signature Jaywalking! Haha! I love it! That chair wrapped around Jay’s right leg… And Sekaiichi sends his foot down into it with everything he’s got as Jaywalker rolls around in pain on the canvas! Jaywalker trying to get himself out of this precarious position, but Sekaiichi refuses to let him go! Sekaiichi has nothing but hatred for his opponent! There is absolutely no love lost here between these two! Sekaiichi wants to torture this man! Sekaiichi keeping that chair around the leg of Jaywalker… Setting up… FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK!!! FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK WITH THAT BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR AROUND JAYWALKER’S LEG!! JAYWALKER IS IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST GIVE UP AND SUBMIT! MIKADO SEKAIICHI WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO TORTURE HIM AND IT’S ONLY GONNA END WHEN JAYWALKER GIVES IT UP AND TAPS OUT! HELL, IT MAY NOT EVEN END THERE IF SEKAIICHI HAS HIS WAY! JAYWALKER DOING ALL HE CAN HERE TO ESCAPE THIS DREADED HOLD! SEKAIICHI ONLY INCREASES THE PRESSURE! HE WANTS TO PUNISH THIS MAN! JAYWALKER IS IN PANIC MODE HERE! HE… HE’S FADING! HE’S FADING! JAYWALKER DROPS DOWN! BOTH SHOULDERS ON THE CANVAS AS THE REFEREE COUNTS!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!
Masters: Jaywalker manages to get a shoulder up! He’s not finished just yet! Jaywalker’s as tough as they come! Jaywalker manages to raise himself up in a seated position; staring face to face with Mikado Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi’s only response is to further increase the pressure of this sadistic submission hold! JAYWALKER NAILS SEKAIICHI WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE FACE! ANOTHER CONNECTS! ANOTHER! HE NAILS SEKAIICHI WITH A POWERFUL FOREARM AS THE HOLD IS BROKEN UP! Jaywalker manages to free himself, but he’s still visibly in a heap of pain as he removes that chair from around his leg.. Sekaiichi shaking the cobwebs out as he rises back to his feet; grabbing a hold of Jaywalker and pulling him up with him.. Jaywalker drives that chair into the mid-section of Sekaiichi! He drives it right into the breadbasket of Sekaiichi a second time! Sekaiichi drops down, now eye-level with his opponent as both men remain on their knees! Jaywalker’s hurt, but he refuses to stop fighting as he nails Sekaiichi with a headbutt! Sekaiichi’s dazed and confused here; he got knocked through a loop with that one! Second headbutt connects! Jaywalker pulls Sekaiichi in and just unloads with an onslaught of forearms off the face! ONE LAST FOREARM DROPS SEKAIICHI ON HIS BACK! Jaywalker may have found himself a golden opportunity to take full control here! Jaywalker slowly pulling himself back up… He’s got that barbed wire-wrapped chair in hand… DRIVING IT INTO THE RIGHT LEG OF SEKAIICHI! HE DRIVES IT INTO THE LEFT LEG OF SEKAIICHI! HE DRIVES IT INTO THE LEFT ARM OF SEKAIICHI! HE DRIVES IT INTO THE RIGHT ARM OF SEKAIICHI! JAYWALKER WITH HIS OWN NEW EDITION OF JAYWALKING HERE TONIGHT USING THAT CHAIR!! Jaywalker capping it off by placing the chair on the face of Sekaiichi… AND ONE MORE SICKENING STOMP ONTO THAT CHAIR AND SIMULTANEOUSLY INTO THE FACE OF MIKADO SEKAIICHI!!! JAYWALKER DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG OF SEKAIICHI FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….
Mak: KICK OUT! Sekaiichi manages to kick out of it! Jaywalker’s got a sick look on his face; almost as if he’s GLAD Sekaiichi kicked out! Jaywalker rises back up; pulling Sekaiichi with him… HE SIGNALS FOR THE END! This crowd is on their feet! Jaywalker with a punishing knee to the mid-section of Sekaiichi! He pulls him in… PICKING HIM UP! SECOND SACRIFICE!!!! NO–SEKAICIHI’S FIGHTING IT! Sekaiichi doing all he possibly can to escape this! He refuses to let it end here! Jaywalker manages to shift Sekaiichi’s body onto his shoulder… Hold on… NO, NO, NO–JAYWALKER STARTS RUNNING WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! LOOK OUT!! HE LAUNCHES SEKAIICHI TO THE OUTSIDE AND FACE-FIRST INTO THE DAMN CELL WALL!!! SEKAIICHI JUST GOT LAWN-DARTED INTO THAT UNFORGIVING WALL!! HE FALLS LIKE A DAMN RAG DOLL TO THE MAT, LOOKING LIKE A CORPSE HERE! HE MAY BE COMPLETELY OUT AFTER THAT ONE!
Masters: Jaywalker truly has no remorse whatsoever for the punishment he’s inflicting on Mikado Sekaiichi! In a way, Sekaiichi deserves every bit of this! Look at this now! Sekaiichi’s forehead is lacerated! Blood begins pouring down the face of Sekaiichi as he looks around with a glazed-over look in his eyes! Jaywalker rolls to the outside, looking to perhaps do even MORE damage to his now bloodied opponent! Sekaiichi’s out of it, but he’s still doing his damndest to escape this beating he’s taking now in this bout! Jaywalker’s not letting it happen as he grabs a hold of his opponent and pulls him in for a knee to the gut! Another knee! Jaywalker now with repeated clubbing blows to the spine of Sekaiichi! HE PULLS HIM IN! PICKING SEKAIICHI UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE CELL WALL!!! That’s it. That’s the end. Sekaiichi’s body falls limp up against the wall of this hellacious structure! He’s doing good to be able to even see past the blood that’s rushing into his eyes! Sekaiichi has taken far more damage than he can tolerate! Jaywalker needs to just end this! Hold on… Jaywalker dragging Sekaiichi up… AND A BIG IRISH WHIP INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS SEKAIICHI FLIPS COMPLETELY OVER THEM!!! Sekaiichi is broken! He’s being absolutely dissected here now by his opponent! Jaywalker is as merciless as a competitor can possibly be and he’s proving that beyond a shadow of a doubt here tonight! Sekaiichi is motionless! He’s been decimated! Jaywalker grabs a hold of the bloodied Sekaiichi; dragging him up.. And rolls him back into the ring! Looks like Jaywalker is finally going for the win as he slides in and drags Sekaiichi’s body into the middle of the ring… He drops down for the cover!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!
Mak: HE KICKED OUT! SEKAIICHI KICKS OUT! YES! The King is still in this! The King has yet to give up! He’s the Undisputed King of Extreme for a reason! Oh boy… Jaywalker almost seems happy that Sekaiichi is still alive and kicking! This sick son of a bitch wants nothing more than to punish his opponent even further! C’mon, Sekaiichi, fight back! Jaywalker now rolling to the outside… Searching underneath the apron… HE’S GOT A TABLE! Jaywalker bringing a table into the equation and I don’t like it one bit! Jay slides the table into the ring at full speed as it slams right into the body of Sekaiichi! Jaywalker is proving what a sick, sick man he is here! Jaywalker slides back into the ring and grabs that table… HE DRIVES IT INTO THE BODY OF SEKAIICHI! AGAIN! AGAIN! JAYWALKER RAPIDLY DRIVING THAT TABLE RELENTLESSLY INTO THE BODY OF HIS OPPONENT AS SEKAIICHI HAS NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO WRITHE IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS!! Jaywalker finally puts a stop to the attack and sets up that table in front of the nearest corner! This guy is absolutely sickening! He’s beating his own King to a bloody pulp and has absolutely no regret for it! I dare even say he gets off on this! Sekaiichi is bloodied and battered as Jaywalker drags him up to his feet… LOWBLOW!!! SEKAIICHI CATCHES JAYWALKER WITH A LOWBLOW!! SEKAIICHI MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HIMSELF!! Jaywalker drops down to his knees in pain as a bloodied Sekaiichi, running on fumes, pulls himself up to his feet!
Masters: KICK OFF THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER! ANOTHER KICK! ANOTHER! SEKAIICHI UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF KICKS! Sekaiichi looks like he’s running on autopilot here! He looks completely out of it! Sekaiichi grabs that dented barbed wire chair… HE CHARGES INTO JAYWALKER AND CONNECTS WITH A SURFBOARD MANEUVER RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF HIS OPPONENT!!! Sekaiichi may have indeed found a saving grace in this contest! This guy is like a zombie and just refuses to stay down despite whatever damage he’s been dealt! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of Jaywalker and slowly drags him back to his feet…. He’s got him up… Sekaiichi rolling Jaywalker onto that table! Sekaiichi’s looking to end it right here and now! He makes his way over to the top turnbuckle! SEKAIICHI’S BLOODY, BEATEN, AND BATTERED, BUT HE’S LOOKING TO FLY AS HE PERCHES ATOP THE TURNBUCKLE! No–Jaywalker rolls off and nails him with a hard shot to the face! Jaywalker unloading! Jaywalker looks to have had about enough as he climbs up there with Sekaiichi… PICKING HIM UP! NO! DON’T DO IT! HE’S GONNA BREAK SEKAIICHI IN HALF!! SECOND SACRIFICE FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE GODDAMN TABLE!!!! SEKAIICHI IS DESTROYED!! HE’S DESTROYED!! JAYWALKER MAY HAVE EVEN DAMAGED HIMSELF WITH THAT! HE NEEDS TO COVER! THIS MATCH IS OVER! JAYWALKER SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TO THE SURELY UNCONSCIOUS BODY OF SEKAIICHI… HE HOOKS A LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!
Mak: IT’S BROKEN UP! THE COVER IS BROKEN UP AS A FEW MEMBERS OF THE AGENTS OF EXTREME HAVE COME OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING TO HELP THEIR KING! HAHAHA! YES! THE AGENTS OF EXTREME HAVE SAVED THIS MATCH AS THEY NOW LAY INTO JAYWALKER WHILE A LIVID DIAMOND CAGE DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET INTO THIS CONTEST! THAT DOOR IS SEALED TIGHT! HE’S GOT NO CHANCE! JAYWALKER HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN TROUBLE HERE AS THE AGENTS OF EXTREME LAY INTO HIM WITH MULTIPLE WEAPONS!! Sekaiichi rolls over to the nearest corner; still in a great deal of pain as the Agents of Extreme seem to be taking care of the situation! The Agents of Extreme laying into an already damaged Jaywalker with signapore canes and led pipes! Jaywalker’s in trouble here! Somehow, someway, Sekaiichi is still in this! Sekaiichi slowly climbs to his feet in the corner of the ring with his bloodied face and a sinister grin! Sekaiichi drops to his knees, mockingly looking up to the Heavens as the Agents of Extreme mercilessly lay into Jay! Diamond Cage is doing everything he possibly can to get into this Cell, but it’s to no avail! Sekaiichi takes notice of him and rolls to the outside! Sekaiichi provoking Cage from within the Cell! HOLD ON! JAYWALKER SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND TURNS ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE AGENTS OF EXTREME INSIDE OUT WITH A HUGE LARIAT!!
Masters: THAT’S RIGHT, IT’LL TAKE MORE THAN THIS TO KEEP JAYWALKER DOWN!! JAYWALKER SENDS ANOTHER MEMBER OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE CELL WALL!! Sekaiichi seems to not even notice! THE TRANSCENSION CONNECTS ON ANOTHER AGENT OF EXTREME!!!! JAYWALKER ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS SEKAIICHI CONTINUES TO MOCK CAGE! JAYWALKER RUSHES IN WITH AN ASSAULT ON SEKAIICHI! JAYWALKER LAYING INTO SEKAIICHI WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! MIKADO SEKAIICHI IS IN TROUBLE HERE! JAYWALKER SENDS THE BLOODIED SEKAIICHI ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! SEKAIICHI SCRAMBLING TO GET TO HIS FEET AS JAYWALKER SLIDES IN! SEKAIICHI SWINGS, BUT HE’S MET WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! JAYWALKER PICKS HIM UP!! SECOND SACRIFICE!!!! NO–SEKAIICHI MANAGES TO ESCAPE! KATAHAJIME!!!! HE LOCKS IN THE KATAHAJIME ON JAYWALKER!!! JAYWALKER’S FIGHTING! JAYWALKER BREAKS IT AND ROLLS THROUGH AS SEKAIICHI ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! TRANSCENSION!!!! IT MISSES AS SEKAIICHI DUCKS AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE WRIST OF JAYWALKER! HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A DEVASTATING YAKUZA KICK AS JAYWALKER IS DROPPED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!! THAT’S THAT MANEUVER WE SAW A FEW WEEKS BACK AS SEKAIICHI HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF JAYWALKER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as the Referee raises the hand of a downed Mikado Sekaiichi)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL!!….. MIKADO SEEEEEEKKKKKKAAAAAIIIIIICCCCCCHHHHIIII!!!!
Mak: Hail to the Kiiiiiinnngggg! Hail to the Ooooonnnneeeee! Kneel to the crowwwwnnnnn! Mikado Sekaiichi has done it! By hook or by crook, Mikado Sekaiichi has managed to capture a huge victory here tonight over his greatest rival! Sekaiichi took one HELL of a beating, but he managed to put his opponent away in the end with that new devastating maneuver of his!
Masters: Are you kidding me? This match was OVER when Jaywalker powerbombed Sekaiichi through that table! The only reason he’s the winner is because he clearly can’t win on his own!
Mak: Say what you will, but Jaywalker was simply outwitted by his Mikado tonight as far as I’m concerned! Hold on… Sekaiichi rolls to the outside… He takes off the top of the undamaged steel steps… Oh no! WE KNOW WHAT THAT IS! SEKAIICHI PICKS UP A BEER BOTTLE!! HE BREAKS IT! LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR JAYWALKER!!
Masters: NO! SOMEBODY STOP THIS GUY! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! SEKAIICHI LOOKS DERANGED AS HE CRAWLS OVER TO THE DOWNED JAYWALKER WITH THAT BROKEN BEER BOTTLE IN HAND! SEKAIICHI DRIVES THAT BOTTLE INTO JAYWALKER! CAGE STOPS HIM AT THE LAST SECOND AS THE CELL STRUCTURE HAS BEEN LIFTED! CAGE UNLOADING ON MIKADO SEKAIICHI!! SECURITY NOW RUSHING DOWN HERE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! DIAMOND CAGE DRAGS SEKAIICHI UP.. HE PICKS HIM UP!! DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!!! SEKAIICHI IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS!! HE’S LAID OUT AS CAGE NOW CHECKS ON JAYWALKER! Cage may have just saved Jaywalker’s career with that! Sekaiichi now being placed on a stretcher as Cage helps Jaywalker to the outside… Both men put on one Hell of a match and despite his efforts to taint it, I guess congratulations is in order to Mikado Sekaiichi, but I’d care to bet he doesn’t feel like much of a winner right about now…
(Commercial for James & The Politics’ new album)
(Camera cuts back to the Ryougoku Sumo Hall)
(“The Man” by Aloe Blacc plays all throughout the arena as Junior makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Please welcome…. JUUUUUUUNNNNNIIIIOOOOORRRRRR!!!….
Masters: Looks like it’s about time for Junior’s open challenge to the awol Superior Quality 85 as he makes his down to the ring and though we can’t see what’s going on behind that mask, you’ve gotta wonder if he’s sweating bullets knowing he’s challenging a former World Champion and a powerful, beast of a man in Superior Quality..
Mak: Shut the fuck up, Masters. Junior? Scared? Are you serious? What does he have to be scared of? It’s not like Superior Quality’s Godforsaken limey accent is contagious or something…
Masters: Yes, but Junior, despite his impressive physique, is still quite a bit smaller in comparison to Superior Quality. Not to mention, Junior has spent weeks taunting and even striking Superior Quality.
Mak: So what? He was doing what he had to do to prove a point! That punk, Superior Quality, QUIT. He walked out because he clearly couldn’t make it and proved to everyone that his moment in the sun was nothing short of a fluke! Then he shows up because Junior clearly took his place and was gonna be twice the man he is? Get real..
Masters: Well nonetheless, I’ll give him credit. Junior’s got guts to lay out this challenge.
Mak: Junior is UNDEFEATED on Showdown, Masters. I know you’re Nazi vocabulary doesn’t go very far, but you at least know what undefeated means, right?
Masters: Yeah, undefeated against huge names such as Mr. Rasslin and Juan Ortiz Benito Burrito Escobar Rodriguez…
Mak: Damn right. JOBBER put up one Hell of a fight too.
(Junior enters the ring and grabs a microphone as “The Man” fades out)
Junior: So where oh where could Superior Quality be? I’m ready for a fight! Come out and play, Superior Quality! You want to get your hands on me so bad? Then let’s do this! I’ll beat YOUR ass and make you know why I am your replacement on this brand!
(Junior looks towards the stage and waits for Superior Quality to show up)
Masters: It seems as though Superior Quality may not be here…
Mak: What a pussy…
(Junior shakes his head in disappointment)
Junior: Quality at its finest, right? Superior at its best! 85 ways to run away with your tail tucked between your legs like the coward you are! Announcer, go ahead and declare yet ANOTHER win for the STILL undefeated Junior!
(“Revolution is my Name” by Pantera plays all throughout the arena as a surprised Junior looks up)
Masters: Hold on…
(An angry Christopher Corrupt makes his way out to the stage with a microphone in hand; quickly making his way towards the ring)
Mak: What the Hell does this guy think he’s doing out here? Does he want to announce Junior’s latest victory himself?
(“Revolution is my Name” fades out as Corrupt stares down with Junior)
Christopher: What a massive waste of time this is. Really. What a massive waste of time for someone like YOU to get a spot on this show while I’m sitting here practically BEGGING for Management to give me a Goddamn spotlight on a show like this! I’m forced to sit back and watch wastes of space like you run your mouth and beat up fat Mexican guys and pretend you’re undefeated and now I’ve gotta sit back and listen to you brag about a victory over some pussy that quit a MONTH ago? I don’t think so. Ever since I EARNED my spot on this show and made the biggest impact of any rookie before or after me at the Road To Redemption and then went on to win the Young Lions Cup with EASE! Since then, I’ve been pissed on and told it’s raining again and again! “We’re gonna do this with you, Chris!”. “No, wait, just have patience, we’re gonna give you a shot to show what you can do!”. What all of that seems to be as much of a fucking waste as this is, because here I am standing in front of someone who isn’t fit to lace my boots!
Junior: Fantastic. Good for you, really, but if you’ll excuse me, I’ve just won yet another match, so announcer…
Christopher: You… Haven’t won anything. This is still an OPEN CHALLENGE, right? Well I’m accepting the invitation.
Mak: What? He’s high! He can’t just get a match!
Junior: Me? Wrestle TWO matches in one night? Forget it. I don’t have time for this.
Christopher: Who’s the bigger coward here, Superior Quality or you?
(Junior slowly turns to Christopher)
Junior: You know what? Alright! Let’s do this! I’ll beat your ass right now! Ring the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: Looks like we’ve got a match! Junior seems to be cautiously moving in for a lock up… CORRUPT WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THE GROIN OF JUNIOR!! HE PULLS JUNIOR IN!! PICKING HIM UP! CORRUPTED!!!! CORRUPT COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!
(“Revolution is my Name” by Pantera plays all throughout the arena as Christopher Corrupt rolls to the outside and celebrates)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!….. CHRISTOPHER CORRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUPPPPTTTT!!!!
Masters: Well, looks like Junior isn’t so undefeated anymore! Corrupt just shattered that!
Mak: Rematch! Junior wasn’t ready! This is bullshit! He clearly kicked Junior in the balls 10 seconds into the Goddamn match!
Masters: Nonetheless, Christopher Corrupt has certainly made his mark tonight! Congratulations to him and my deepest condolences to Junior…
(Graphic is shown for Tyler Parker versus GI Styles as the crowd can be heard cheering)
Mak: About time!
Masters: This one is certainly an interesting bout for a number of reasons, but probably not the reasons WWEFan was hoping for as this began as a professional contest between two hard-working Champions on Showdown. It’s grown more and more competitive between the two and it culminates right here tonight. Tyler Parker puts the World Heavyweight Championship on the line that he want through Hell and back to capture! GI Styles puts his National Extreme Championship on the line that he’s held for a record eleven months! Two men and two Championships on the line; only one will walk out with both! This’ll be one for the ages!
(Camera cuts to a sitting Tyler Parker in street clothes, clutching his World Heavyweight Championship in his hands as he stares at it while a voice-over of his voice can be heard)
Tyler: I know exactly how important this match is. I know exactly how important it is to be here; headlining this show on the other side of the World and representing this company. I’ve been in this business for a long time, yet my own demons prevented me time and time again from climbing up this high on the mountain.
(Camera cuts to GI Styles dressed in workout clothes in the middle of the ring of an empty arena; preparing for his match as the National Extreme Championship rests in the corner behind him)
GI: Do I know how important this match is? Of course I do. I don’t have anything to prove, I’m just here tonight to remind everyone that I am one of the two best professional wrestlers in the World today.
(Tyler Parker is shown intently working out with his World Heavyweight Championship in the background)
Tyler: Last year was without a doubt, the greatest year of my career. A lot of people tell me that it’s all downhill from there, but I’m going to do what I’ve become very skilled at doing when I prove them wrong. I’m on top of the World right now and there’s nobody taking that away from me. Not now. Especially not someone as delusional as GI Styles.
(GI Styles is shown sparring with Carlos Rosso)
GI: I’ve proven myself better than every challenger I’ve had in this company, so what makes Tyler Parker any different? Because he’s got the World Championship? Because he beat an old man and some underachiever? There are competitors around that worry me, but Tyler Parker isn’t one of them. As far as I’m concerned, he’s holding the consolation prize and I’m gonna take it.
(Tyler Parker is shown studying GI Styles’ matches)
Tyler: GI’s biggest flaw is the same as everyone else’s. He thinks he can coast on his achievements and leave this match with a victory without even breaking a sweat. He wants to pretend he’s one out of a million, but I’ve proven he’s not already when I beat him and four other men at Road To Redemption. The story remains the same tonight.
(GI Styles is shown flipping off Tyler Parker and WWEFan before storming out of the ring from last week’s Showdown)
GI: I don’t owe them anything. The story is that Tyler has what I want and I’m gonna take it. If he wants professionalism, he can wait for the bell to ring and watch as I wrestle circles around him.
(Tyler Parker is shown angrily staring at GI from last week’s Showdown)
Tyler: There’s some men who need respect beaten into them. I’m gonna do just that when I take away what GI loves most in that National Extreme Championship. I will prove one thing:
(GI is shown getting his gear on and picking up his National Extreme Championship)
GI: His fifteen minutes of fame are up. It’s time to make them know once again…
(Close up of Tyler’s face is shown)
Tyler: I am not a Champion. I am THE Champion.
(Close up of GI’s face is shown)
GI: Dynamite Rain… Ichiban. Everyone else… Niban.
(Camera cuts back to the ring where WWEFan, Mr. Mikami, and Y2Impact are seen standing in the ring as the crowd watches in respectful silence… WWEFan raises his microphone)
WWEFan: Ladies and gentlemen…. THIS IS YOUR REASONABLE DOUBT MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!….. Please welcome here in the ring with me, first, the man who made this all happen… A man of honor and one of the greatest wrestling promoters in the World… MISTER MIKAMI!!!!…. And the man who will award the winner of this contest their rightful Championships… He is a THREE-TIME World Heavyweight Champion and a former eight month-long reigning National Extreme Champion!…. Y! 2! IMMMPPPPAAAACCCTTTTT!!!!
(Y2Impact does his signature pose)
(“Street Dreams” by Hollywood Undead plays all throughout the arena as a confident GI Styles makes his way out to the stage with the National Extreme Championship around his waist, a towel over his head, and dressed in new, Japanese-inspired attire. Carlos Rosso follows behind him in street clothes as the audience cheers him on)
Mak: Tweet, text, call, blog, I don’t give a shit what you do, but make sure it includes that you are looking at the man who WILL walk out of here with the National Extreme Championship and World Heavyweight Championship around his waist! It’s finally his time to prove why he’s the best in the World and no greater stage to do it than his second home of Japan!
(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage in a gold and white hooded robe and the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist)
Masters: Remember that this match MUST have a clear-cut winner. WWEFan has emphatically stated that he’ll even restart this match if he has to and no other talent is allowed at ringside, so Carlos and the others will have to leave until this one is over, but I digress. The World Champion looks ready. He looks prepared to make history. He isn’t taking this in stride one bit and if he can find a way to amplify his resilience, he may very well be unstoppable tonight!
(Both men stare down from opposite corners of the ring as “Lies” fades out)
WWEFan: First, in the corner to my left…. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada!…. He weighed in tonight at 202 pounds!…. HE IS THE ELEVEN-MONTH-REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…. “SEXY DYNAMITE”: G! I!! STTTTTYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
(GI pulls his towel off and raises his National Extreme Championship in the air as the crowd cheers)
WWEFan: In the corner to my right…. From Syracuse, New York!…. He weighed in tonight at 223 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…. “THE LIEGE OF LIGHT”: TYLER PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKEEEEEEERRRR!!!….
(Tyler pulls his hood down and raises his World Heavyweight Championship in the air)
Masters: Both men reluctantly hand over their Championships to Y2Impact as he raises them high up for everyone to see…
Mak: He’s gonna steal them, I know he will…
Masters: Carlos, WWEFan, Mr. Mikami, and Y2Impact take their leave now as this match can finally get underway…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: This historic bout is officially underway as both men have yet to move a muscle… Jacob Senn won tonight to become the next in line to challenge for the World Championship, so you can bet he and many others are watching this closely… The crowd has grown quiet to allow both men to focus on one another as they both cautiously step forward into the middle of the ring… Both men stepping into a collar-and-elbow tie up to get things started off.. GI quickly gaining the advantage as Tyler’s backed up into the ropes! Tyler up against those ropes as the Referee starts a count for GI to break it up!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Mak: Clean break from GI… GI GOING IN FOR AN OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE CHEST! No… He fakes his opponent out as he gently pats the shoulders of Tyler and backs away… GI obviously trying to get into the head of the World Champion early on here as both men go for a lock-up once again.. Tyler manages to break it up as he catches GI in a side headlock! GI quickly forcing Tyler off and into the ropes! No–Tyler keeping it in tight on his opponent! He’s not letting him get away that easily! GI quickly navigates both men into the ropes… The Referee forcing them to break it up… Clean break from both men.. GI OPEN-HAND CHOP? HE GOES THROUGH WITH IT THIS TIME AS IT LOUDLY SMACKS THE CHEST OF TYLER! GI going to work on his opponent with a flurry of forearms to the skull as the Referee begins trying to back away the National Extreme Champion from Tyler..
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BREAK IT UP!
Masters: GI finally puts a stop to the attack and backs up; avoiding disqualification… GI QUICKLY RUSHES IN AGAIN! Tyler saw it coming as he ducks! GI TURNS AROUND! BIG CLOTHESLINE FROM TYLER SENDS GI OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! GI barely catches himself on his feet as he quickly goes reeling into the barricade! GI definitely wasn’t expecting such power from Tyler Parker and that could cost him the match if he’s not careful! Tyler egging his opponent on to get back in the ring, but GI doesn’t seem too eager at the moment… The Referee telling Tyler to back up so GI can get back in… GI cautiously rolls back into the ring, but he doesn’t look too happy. In fact, he may be feeling insulted after that showing of power from his opponent! Both men rush in to yet another lock up in the middle of the ring and you can tell they’re both putting all their power into it! Tyler shifts into a side headlock again! No–GI escapes AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF TYLER! DEADLIFT SUPLEX!!!! It’s no good as Tyler quickly elbows his way out of it! The grip around Tyler’s waist is broken as the World Champion spins around!
Mak: KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF TYLER! GI’s not letting his opponent gain the upperhand! ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! LOUD KICK OFF THE STERNUM OF TYLER! ANOTHER KICK CONNECTS AS TYLER DROPS TO HIS KNEES! ANOTHER KICK, THIS TIME TO THE SKULL! It misses as Tyler pushes GI off into the ropes! GI COMING BACK WITH MOMENTUM! TYLER CATCHES GI WITH A SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! GI struggling! He’s looking to power his way out of this! GI MANAGES A KNEE TO THE BACK OF TYLER’S HEAD! GI wraps both legs around the skull of Tyler! Tyler quickly breaking his hold as he rolls his body over, still caught in this vice-like grip of GI’s legs… Tyler impressively standing himself up on his head… HE YANKS HIMSELF OUT TO HIS FEET AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS BOTH LEGS OF GI! TYLER LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, POSSIBLY THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! GI’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT IT! GI’S FIGHTING, BUT IT MAY BE TO NO AVAIL! GI TURNS IT INTO A ROLL-UP ON THE CHAMPION! HE’S GOT IT!!
Masters: Tyler powers out of it as both men race to their feet! Tyler makes it up first as he throws a haymaker! Nobody’s home as GI pulls him in from behind! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Tyler escapes off the back of GI and turns him around! BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK! It’s swatted away by the National Extreme Champion! GI WITH A PUNT TO THE SKULL! It misses as Tyler dodges and follows up with an impressive rolling kip-up to his feet! GI seems to be feeling patronized as he charges! He’s caught with a hard hip toss from Tyler! GI scrambling back up to his feet! He stumbles into a SECOND hip toss! No–GI lands on his feet and immediately swings a kick into the mid-section of Tyler! Tyler doubling over in pain.. SECOND KICK RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF TYLER! Wow! That was a bit underhanded, GI could have broken Tyler’s nose! The World Champion looking woozy! GI goes in to make his move, but he’s quickly met with a forearm out of desperation from Tyler! You can tell Tyler was thrown through a loop with that kick to the face! Another forearm and it misses! GI catches him from behind! REGAL PLEX!! THE REGAL PLEX CONNECTS EMPHATICALLY ON THE UNFORGIVING CANVAS AS GI QUICKLY RUSHES BACK UP TO HIS FEET! GI signals the end! He’s looking to put the World Champion to rest right now! GI walks over and LOCKS THE WAIST OF TYLER! DRAGGING HIM UP… HE’S GOT IT! TYLER SOMEHOW REVERSES INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!!
Mak: Not even a two as GI powers out of the cover! GI definitely caught off-guard with that one was a damaged Tyler Parker rolls to the outside after the failed pinning attempt to cower away from his opponent! This guy sickens me! Get back in the ring and prove you deserve to be World Champion! GI Styles seems to have plans of his own as he watches Tyler like a hawk… Tyler slowly regaining his balance on the outside as GI comes off the ropes… COMING AT TYLER WITH FULL SPEED! SUICIDE DIVE!!! IT’S STOPPED DEAD IN ITS TRACKS WITH A POWERFUL FOREARM TO THE FACE FROM TYLER!! TYLER UNLOADING WITH A HARD SERIES OF BLOWS TO THE FACE OF GI! TYLER GRABBING GI AND PULLING HIM OUT… HE’S GOT HIM UP!! DEPRAVITY!!!! THE DEPRAVITY CONNECTS ON THE MAT!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DOWNED HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!! The Referee can’t count yet with BOTH men on the outside as we need one winner! Tyler Parker showing signs of life as he begins dragging himself up to his feet using the ring apron… GI is down and out, he may be out cold! Somebody throw some water on him, I’ve got money riding on him! TYLER ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING! The Referee begins the count!
Referee: ONE!!!!……… TWO!!!!……… THREE!!!!!……… FOUR!!!!
Masters: Hold on, Tyler rolls back to the outside to break the count and immediately grabs a hold of GI… Tyler dragging his opponent up.. And sends him rolling back into the ring! TYLER SLIDES IN AND HOOKS A LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…….
Mak: KICK OUT! YES! GI Styles kicks out of it just after the two! The National Extreme Champion is still in this and he’s soon to become the World Heavyweight Champion as well, mark my words! Tyler was hopeful that that would be the end, but he should know better… Tyler rising back up and signals the end! C’mon, GI, get your ass up! Tyler grabs a hold of GI and slowly pulls him up in position for the Across the Park!! NO! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! GI SHIFTS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE BRIDGES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!
Masters: KICK OUT FROM TYLER! Hold on! GI’s not stopping there! GI’s still got a grip on his opponent as he immediately rises back up with Tyler in his grasp! Maybe looking for another Northern Lights! No! GI spins Tyler around! HE LOCKS THE WAIST! TYLER IMMEDIATELY DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF GI! ANOTHER CONNECTS LOUDLY OFF GI’S JAW! A THIRD MISSES AS TYLER SPINS AROUND! GI PICKS HIM UP FOR ANOTHER NORTHERN LIGHTS! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT…. DDT!!! TYLER TURNS IT INTO A MASSIVE DDT AS GI STYLES IS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD!! The National Extreme Champion is down! The World Heavyweight Champion is down! It’s anyone’s ballgame here! Tyler may have the better chance of the two in gaining control of this contest, but it’s been pretty even thus far! Tyler now slowly dragging himself over to his opponent… AND HE DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF GI!
Mak: NO–NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT BEFORE GI KICKS OUT AND TRAPS THAT ARM OF TYLER! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! HE LOCKS IN THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR OUT OF NOWHERE ON THE WORLD CHAMPION AS TYLER IS CRINGING IN INCREDIBLE AGONY!! GI’S GOT IT! SNAP THE DAMN ARM! SNAP IT! NO, DAMN IT! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! GI… He quickly changes holds… CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE NOW LOCKED IN TIGHT!! TYLER HAS NOWHERE TO GO! IT’S OVER! Tyler once again using his power to rise up! GI’s doing all he can to keep his opponent grounded! GI breaks the hold and pulls Tyler in!! LOCK-OR-DEATH AND GI’S GOING FOR THE LOCK!!!! THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!! TYLER SOMEHOW BRIDGES HIS BODY AS GI’S SHOULDERS ARE FORCED TO THE CANVAS!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!
Masters: Tyler managed to successfully turn GI’s own submission on him and it nearly succeeds as GI kicks out and simultaneously breaks the hold! GI’s growing increasingly frustrated with his opponent, you can read it on his face! I don’t know if GI was expecting this contest to be such a challenge, but now he knows and all he can do to ensure a victory is follow up on his attack… GI looks to do just that as he rises up and pulls Tyler with him.. TYLER TRIPS GI UP, SENDING HIM FALLING FACE-DOWN! TYLER WITH A BURST OF ENERGY OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH GI’S RIGHT LEG IN HIS GRASP! HALF-CRAB!! TYLER WITH A HALF-CRAB LOCKED IN TIGHT ON GI AS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION CRINGES IN PAIN! TYLER CAN PLAY THE SUBMISSION GAME TOO AND HE’S SHOWING IT RIGHT HERE TONIGHT! GI QUICKLY LOOKING FOR THOSE ROPES TO SAVE HIM AS HE CRAWLS TOWARDS THEM… HE’S INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS THEM… GI REACHING OUT! FINGERTIPS AWAY! TYLER GRABS GI’S OTHER LEG AND DRAGS HIM INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN THIS TIME!! GI STYLES HAS FELT THIS PAIN BEFORE AND HOW HUMILIATING WOULD IT BE TO SUBMIT TO IT! GI IS DOING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO ESCAPE THIS, BUT TYLER’S GOT IT LOCKED IN WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING! HE’S NOT LETTING HIS OPPONENT GO ANYWHERE! NOT GIVING HIM ANY LEEWAY! GI STYLES MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP!
Mak: C’MON, GI! FIGHT IT! FIGHT IT, DAMN IT! HE’S DOING IT! GI MAY HAVE HIS SECOND WIND AS HE’S SLOWLY BUT SURELY PUSHING HIMSELF TO ESCAPE THIS SUBMISSION! GI… MANAGING TO OVERPOWER HIS OPPONENT AS HE ROLLS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK! GI KICKS TYLER OFF! NO–TYLER KEEPS A GRIP ON GI’S LEFT LEG! TYLER LIKE A PITBULL AS HE RUSHES BACK UP TO LOCK THE HOLD BACK IN! GI’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO STOP HIM! GI BACK ON HIS BACK… HE SUCCESSFULLY KICKS TYLER OFF THIS TIME! GI visibly in pain as he scrambles to get back up to his feet, but his legs don’t seem to be cooperating! Tyler slowly rising up as well with a look of determination on his face… TYLER EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER FOR GI! Tyler caught with a forearm right into the breadbasket from GI! GI springs up to his feet with a powerful European uppercut out of nowhere! Tyler’s looking woozy, but he pushes himself forward with a forearm off the face of GI! Another! Another! ANOTHER! GI BEING REDUCED TO HIS KNEES! TYLER CHARGES INTO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD! FINAL CHAPTER!!! HE’S CAUGHT! GI SPRUNG TO HIS FEET AND SOMEHOW CAUGHT TYLER’S BODY! WHAT STRENGTH! GI NOW… SHIFTING TYLER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS… LOOK OUT!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!!! WHAT A DEVASTATING MANEUVER!
Masters: That may be it! Tyler may be out! The World Champion looks like he just crawled out of a car crash! GI doesn’t look too much better after how much they’ve beaten one another thus far… I don’t think GI can even summon the strength to go for a cover! Sweat dripping off the face of both men as a damaged GI Styles slowly regains himself… He’s focused on covering Tyler as he grabs an arm and drags his opponent out of the corner… GI drops down and hooks a leg!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…………
Mak: Kick out from Tyler Parker just before the three! The World Champion, unfortunately, not giving up! GI honestly believed he had it won there and so did I! Tyler’s gotta be running on fumes by this point! He’s taken a great deal of punishment! Something’s gotta give! GI slowly rising back up.. And he drops a knee right into the skull of Tyler! GI back up.. He drops a second knee into the skull of Tyler! A third knee into the skull! GI up on his feet as he sends an onslaught of stomps right into the head and neck area of his opponent! GI may be too frustrated to give a shit whether he breaks something of his opponent’s or not and that’s how it should be! GI now looking to the top turnbuckle and he could be going for something to put the final nail in Tyler’s coffin as he climbs up to the high-rent district… GI’s up there as Tyler slowly climbs back up to his feet… He’s up! GI LEAPS! NO–TYLER RUSHES INTO HIM WITH A SERIES OF SHOTS BEFORE HE CAN GO FOR ANYTHING! TYLER SOMEHOW STILL ABLE TO FIGHT AS GI DROPS DOWN ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE; TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THIS ATTACK BY THE WORLD CHAMPION!! Tyler climbing up to the top with his opponent… Shot to the forehead of GI! A second! A third! A fourth! GI fires back with a headbutt to the solar plexus of Tyler! Another! GI regaining his balance on the turnbuckle as he sends multiple headbutts off the skull of Tyler Parker! GI manages to kick Tyler off and down to the canvas!
Masters: No! Tyler rolls back up to his feet! He lunges forward with a forearm into the mid-section of GI, knocking the National Extreme Champion groin-first on the turnbuckle again! TYLER SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER CONNECTS ON GI!! GI BARELY HANGING ON… Tyler pulling GI in… HE’S GOT HIM UP! MUSCLE BUSTER CONNECTS!!! TYLER MAY HAVE IT WON! TYLER ROLLS OVER INTO THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……..
Mak: Kick out from GI! He’s not letting it end there! It’s gonna take more than that to keep this man down! Tyler is battered as he looks down at his opponent, trying to figure out what he could do next to keep the National Extreme Champion down… Oh no, I don’t like this… That fire showing in the eyes of Tyler! Tyler begins hyping himself up as he grabs a hold of GI! Tyler signals the end here as he pulls the National Extreme Champion up! Kick to the gut! He turns GI around and pulls him in! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! GI SWINGS A LEG UP RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TYLER! Tyler looking dazed! Another kick to the face from GI! GI quickly pulls himself out from this position and follows up with a powerful dropkick into Tyler; sending the World Champion into the ropes! GI rushing back up to his feet… TYLER COMING OFF THE ROPES! HE’S MET WITH A ROARING ELBOW OFF THE FACE! AN OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE FACE! ANOTHER! GI STYLES UNLOADING WITH THOSE OPEN-HAND CHOPS! SPINNING BACKFIST!! POWERFUL SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS AS TYLER GOES STUMBLING BACK INTO THE ROPES! GI CHARGES! BOMB RAID!!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE ROPES AND HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! These two men are absolutely giving one another everything they’ve got in this contest! GI seems to be the only one moving here on the outside as he clutches the apron in his hands and pulls himself up… Hold on! Tyler rising up now… GI takes notice of his opponent as Tyler rises up to his knees… SUPERKICK TO A KNEELING TYLER PARKER!!! HAHA! TYLER’S GOTTA BE OUT COLD! HE’S GOTTA!
Masters: You may be right! GI rolls back into the ring and yells for the Referee to count Tyler out! The Referee is reluctant, but he has no choice!
Referee: ONE!!!…….. TWO!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!……
Mak: This match is in the bag, Tyler’s got nothing left!
Referee: FOUR!!!…… FIVE!!!!…….. SIX!!!!………
Masters: Hold on… Hold on a second! Tyler’s moving! Tyler’s not giving up! He’s pulling through! TYLER SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF UP!
Referee: SEVEN!!!…… EIGHT!!!!…….
Mak: DAMN IT, NO! TYLER’S A SECOND AWAY FROM ROLLING IN! GI CHARGES IN WITH A POWERFUL BASEBALL SLIDE AS TYLER IS SENT INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! That unfortunately breaks up the count, but GI doesn’t seem to give a shit! He’s in it to win it and he’s gonna win it the way he wants to! GI gets back up to his feet and targets a damaged Tyler Parker… SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE! TYLER CATCHES GI WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OUT OF NOWHERE AS GI WOOZILY LANDS ON HIS FEET! TRIFORCE DDT!!! TRIFORCE DDT OUT OF NOWHERE AS GI STYLES IS DRILLED INTO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!! I don’t like this! Tyler Parker isn’t stopping there! He’s dragging GI up… And he sends him rolling back into the ring! Tyler up on the apron.. SPRINGBOARD OFF THE TOP ROPE! FLYING ELBOW CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE RIGHT LEG OF GI STYLES!!! GI rolls in pain on the canvas as Tyler goes back to work on those legs! The end may unfortunately be on the horizon as Tyler gets back up with GI’s leg in hand… SETTING UP FOR THE FIGURE-FOUR! GI PULLS TYLER IN FOR AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………
Masters: TYLER POWERS OUT OF IT! Both men racing to their feet! It could be anyone’s game! Tyler’s up first! GI SWINGS WITH A SHOOT KICK! IT’S CAUGHT! GI TURNS IT INTO AN ENZUIGIRI ON TYLER!! Tyler Parker’s looking dazed and confused! He’s on spaghetti legs as GI gets back up to his feet! POWERFUL KICK OFF THE CHEST OF TYLER! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN GUN-SHOT! A SECOND KICK TO THE STERNUM OF THE WORLD CHAMPION! GI STYLES UNLOADING EVERY DEVASTATING KICK HE HAS IN HIS ARSENAL AS TYLER PARKER DROPS TO HIS KNEES! GI NOT LETTING UP ON THE ATTACK! SHOWING NO MERCY! GI CONTINUES TO BATTER TYLER WITH KICKS! GI STOPS IT AND GIVES A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO TYLER PARKER!! WHAT DISRESPECT! GI CHARGES OFF THE ROPES!! PENALTY KICK!!! GI LAYS TYLER PARKER OUT WITH A DEVASTATING PENALTY KICK OFF THE CHEST!! GI DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!
Mak: WHAT?! TYLER KICKS OUT OF IT?! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! C’MON, GI! TYLER STILL SOMEHOW IN THIS! GI Styles was so close! SO damn close! That’s the closest three we’ve had this entire match! All he has to do is finish this! Get your head in the game! GI seems to have had enough! He’s frustrated! He’s pissed! He wants his World Championship and he wants it now! GI signals the end as this crowd gets to their feet! GI goes over… And locks the waist of Tyler! GI DRAGGING TYLER UP!! TYLER FIGHTING WITH ELBOWS AGAIN! BOTH MEN BACKING UP INTO THE ROPES! GI PICKS HIM UP! DEADLIFT SUPLEX!!!! THE DEADLIFT SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!! GI BRIDGES FOR THE PIN!!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! NO–THE REFEREE’S NOT COUNTING IT?! DAMN IT, THEY’RE TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES! TYLER’S LEG IS TOUCHING THE ROPES! GI BREAKS THE COVER, LOOKING TO DRAG TYLER–TYLER DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE!! GI CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS ON PURPOSE OR LUCK, BUT TYLER JUST SAVED HIS ASS! GI IS ABSOLUTELY LIVID! HE KNOWS EVERY MOMENT THAT PASSES IS A MOMENT TYLER HAS TO RECUPERATE! GI quickly rolls to the outside, looking to put an end to this! GI grabbing a hold of Tyler as he pulls him up… Tyler showing life as he pushes GI away! GI drives a knee into the gut of Tyler! Pulling Tyler up again! Tyler pushes him away again! This guy doesn’t know when to quit! GI CHARGES! TYLER CATCHES GI WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS GI DROPS FACE-FIRST INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!
Masters: Tyler once again managing to save himself! The World Champion now could be looking for something big as he backs up… Visibly in a LOT of pain… Tyler begins climbing up to the apron with his eyes locked directly on his opponent… GI slowly pulling himself up to his feet as Tyler readies himself… TYLER COMES CHARGING FOR GI! RUNNING KNEE OFF THE APRON!!! NO–GI CATCHES HIM!! GI SHOWING OFF THAT POWER ONCE AGAIN! HE’S GOT TYLER CAUGHT! GI RUNNING!! LIGER BOMB!!! TYLER TURNS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AS GI GOES ROLLING! Tyler looks battered and beaten! He needs to recuperate and fast if he wants to win this! Tyler dragging himself up to his feet… He pulls himself back into the ring! The Referee begins the count for GI!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!……… THREE!!!!……
Mak: GI quickly scrambling up to his feet! He’s not looking happy! GI stumbles over to the apron and rolls back into the ring as an unsuspecting Tyler tries to climb up to his feet…. GI UP AND CHARGES! SLIDING D!! FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF TYLER’S SKULL!! THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE END! GI’S GOT THIS AND TYLER HAS NOWHERE TO GO! GI WRAPS AROUND TYLER! LOCK-OR-DEATH!!!! HE’S DRAGGING TYLER UP!! DEATH!!!! TYLER DRIVES A KNEE INTO THE FACE OF GI! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER! NO WAY! TYLER ESCAPES IT AND COUNTERS WITH A SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN! GI IN A SEATED POSITION!! TYLER QUICKLY RISES UP AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK OFF THE BACK OF GI’S SKULL!! TYLER GRABBING GI AND PULLING HIM UP!! HE’S GOT HIM! NO! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS!!!
Masters: COVER HIM! COVER HIM, TYLER! YOU’VE GOT THIS WON! TYLER IS WEARY! HE NEEDS TO COVER THIS MAN! TYLER FORCES HIMSELF TO COVER GI!! HE GOT IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!
Mak: GI KICKS OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT! GI KICKED OUT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! GI’S NOT FINISHED! TYLER IS STUNNED! HE’S ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE… TYLER SEEMS FED UP! HE REMOVES HIS ELBOW PADS AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET… Tyler trying to finish this anyway he can as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle… MOONSAULT!!! GI SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET AND INTO THE ROPES TO FORCE TYLER TO LOSE HIS BALANCE! TYLER DROPS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS GI REFUSES TO DIE! GI MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO TYLER… CLIMBING UP THERE WITH HIM… HE LOCKS THE WAIST!!! DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX!!!! NO–TYLER FIGHTING IT! TYLER BREAKS AWAY AND TURNS HIMSELF AROUND! GI MEETS HIM WITH MULTIPLE FOREARMS! GI PICKING TYLER UP!! POSSIBLY GOING FOR A SUPER BRAINBUSTER!!! TYLER SLIPS OUT AND DROPS TO HIS FEET BETWEEN GI’S LEGS! TYLER GRABS GI AND CHARGES FORWARD!! POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! WHAT A MOVE! NO! TYLER’S PICKING GI UP AGAIN!! A SECOND POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!!
Masters: TYLER PICKING GI UP AGAIN?! NO WAY! THE POWER OF TYLER! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! THIRD POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! TYLER COVERS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as an exhausted Tyler Parker drops to the canvas next to GI Styles)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL!!…… STILL E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRRLLLDDD…. AND NEEEEEWWWW E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIOOOONNN…… TYLER PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKEEEEERRRRRR!!!!
Masters: He did it! He did it! Tyler Parker wins this phenomenal bout! What a match these two men just put on! There was no loser in that as far as I’m concerned!
Mak: Damn it to Hell, GI! I’m never gonna see that 10 dollars again because of you!
(Mr. Mikami and WWEFan help a battered Tyler Parker to his feet as Y2Impact happily hands him the World Heavyweight Championship and National Extreme Championship)
Masters: What a huge moment for this man, Tyler Parker! He’s gone the distance tonight! He’s done it once again! Tyler Parker has not only retained the World Heavyweight Championship, but he’s broken GI’s amazing 11 month reign as National Extreme Champion!
(Carlos Rosso helps GI Styles out of the ring and to his feet)
Mak: I guess I have to give credit where credit is due. These guys did put on one Hell of a match… I guess…
Masters: GI Styles may have not walked out of this one as the victor, but there is absolutely no shame in that loss. He gave this contest his everything! Hold on… GI stumbling back to the ring… Carlos helping his Dynamite Rain partner back in the ring… GI using the ropes as a crutch to help him up before he stumbles forward to meet Tyler Parker face to face… He… GI extends his hand! GI finally showing Tyler some respect tonight! Tyler manages to shake hands with GI Styles before GI takes his leave, great sportsmanship from both men!
(Tyler Parker regains his footing and proudly celebrates with his Championships as Y2Impact, Mr. Mikami, and WWEFan exit the ring to leave him to his celebration)
Mak: I’ve gotta hand it to him, Tyler earned this moment tonight.
Masters: Yes, he did very much earn this. Tyler makes history once again here tonight at Reasonable Doubt as he proudly holds up his World Heavyweight Championship and National Extreme Championship! I can’t think of a better way to end the night than this image here as Tyler climbs up to the top turnbuckle to celebrate! It’s been one heck of a night and I’d like to thank everyone who made it happen! From Reasonable Doubt here in Tokyo, Japan, signing off for Mak, I’m Masters, and thank you for joining us!
(The lights go out)
Mak: Yup, fade to black and all that shit…
Masters: Wait, no, something’s wrong… What’s going on?
Mak: How the Hell should I know? I can’t see my hand in front of my face…
Masters: Hello? Are we still on the air? I can hear something going on, but I don’t see anything!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen….
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!….
(The light turn back on to show a bloodied Mikado Sekaiichi attacking Tyler Parker in the middle of the ring with a steel chair as the Hell In A Cell structure has been lowered around the ring)
Masters: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE CAN’T DO THIS!
Mak: ON THE CONTRARY, I THINK HE CAN!
Masters: HOW IS THIS GUY EVEN STILL WALKING AFTER THE BEATING HE TOOK?!
Mak: I DON’T KNOW, BUT HE’S BROUGHT A REFEREE AND HE’S GOT HIS KING OF EXTREME TITLE SHOT! GOOD FOR ANY TIME!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: MIKADO IS JUST WAILING AWAY AT AN ALREADY BATTERED TYLER PARKER WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR IN HAND!! THIS IS SICKENING! THERE’S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT WITH THE CELL AROUND THE RING! NOBODY CAN STOP HIM! AND WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS THAT THIS IS TECHNICALLY ALL LEGAL! MIKADO SEKAIICHI IS DENTING THAT CHAIR WITH EVERY SHOT ON TYLER!! MIKADO DROPS THE CHAIR AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF TYLER! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! THIS IS SICKENING!
Referee: ONE!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!
Mak: KICK OUT?! TYLER KICKS OUT?!
Masters: TYLER PARKER SOMEHOW KICKS OUT! HE’S SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE! MIKADO HIMSELF IS HURT! HE WANTS TO END THIS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! Mikado signals the end here! We know what he’s going for! This is the same maneuver that defeated Jaywalker earlier! Mikado pulls up Tyler… KING’S LANDING!!!! IT MISSES!! TYLER DUCKED AND PULLS MIKADO IN FROM BEHIND?! HOW’S HE DOING THIS?! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! MIKADO ESCAPES IT AND TAKES TYLER DOWN WITH A HUGE LARIAT; TURNING THE CHAMPION INSIDE OUT! Mikado Sekaiichi looks furious as he slowly pulls himself up… Mikado… Hold on, a sinister look forming across Mikado’s face! Sekaiichi gets up and backs into the nearest corner… No, c’mon! Sekaiichi mocking the mannerisms of Mr. DEDEDE! Tyler slowly rises up to his feet…. He’s in a lot of pain, I don’t know if he can get his way out of this! HE’S UP AS MIKADO CHARGES!! SPEAR!!!!! MASSIVE SPEAR NEARLY BREAKS TYLER IN HALF! DAMN IT! NOT LIKE THIS! MIKADO HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as the Hell In A Cell structure is lifted and the Referee hands over the World Heavyweight Championship to a laughing Mikado Sekaiichi)
Masters: I can’t believe this…
Mak: I can! We’ve finally got a World Champion we can believe in! He’s a King, Masters!
Masters: This guy’s no King…
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND NEEEEEWWWWW E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIIIIOOOONNNN!!!….. MIKADO SEK-AI-IIIIIIICCCCCCCCCHHHHHIIIII!!!!
Mak: HAIL TO THE KIIINNNNGGG! C’MON, SING IT WITH ME, MASTERS! HAIL TO THE OOONNNEEEEE!
Masters: This is absolutely disgusting…. Mikado Sekaiichi just ripped away this moment of joy from Tyler Parker in the blink of an eye…
Mak: Hey, all’s fair in love and war and THIS was fair! Mikado Sekaiichi has a World Title shot of any time of his choosing and he took it! No shame in that! He’s a genius! He’s a King!
Masters: Sekaiichi has betrayed everyone tonight, including this shocked Japanese audience in attendance… The nerve of this guy! He just ripped away Tyler Parker’s moment in the sun! He just capitalized on GI Styles work! This is absolutely appalling and I really don’t wanna say anymore, just end this, please…
Mak: You may not like it, but you’ll thank this man in the future! This is a Champion we can be proud of! For the first official time, we can call this man not only our King, but our WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I LOVE IT!
(Mikado Sekaiichi triumphantly raises the World Heavyweight Championship as he stands over the body of Tyler Parker while the camera fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )