(The screen fades in to a desolate windy desert that gets windier as the sun sets until it’s almost pitch dark)
Voice: Tonight…….the Showdown stars shine, and many seek to claim their fame…..beyond a reasonable doubt…..
(A clip of a stern Superior Quality 85 is shown)
SQ: Tonight, I prove beyond a reasonable doubt that justice…..
(Replays the assault on Hass Johnson)
SQ: …………will finally be served!
(Austin and Lockdown appear)
Austin/Lockdown: Tonight we prove………..that we are the new face of the tag team division!
(Ashten Cross appears)
Cross: Beyond a reasonable doubt….
(Hass Johnson appears)
Johnson: …………….that I’m the rising star for a reason!
Cross: That my redemption begins tonight!
Fan: ……..that you don’t mess with authority!
(Dark Demon appears)
Demon: Beyond a reasonable doubt that the King claims more gold tonight!
(A shot of a glistening Interwire Championship is shown)
Insult: Tonight I prove beyond a reasonable doubt…..
(Screen fades to black)
(Screen returns with a grizzly shot of the steel cell)
(Captain Charisma is shown holding his World Heavyweight Championship)
CC: That I walk into unknown territory.
(Scenes of the construction of the cell is shown)
Insult: It’s my rules, my environment! And I will walk out champion!
(Shot of CC meeting eye-to-eye with Insult is shown)
Voice: Tonight, these men will go above and beyond…….a reasonable doubt……..
(Reasonable Doubt opening plays)
(Camera then appears live inside in the Bradley Center as the pyro goes off)
(Camera takes a pan around the sold out crowd)
Fena: Welcome everybody! You are looking at an ecstatic crowd live here in Milwaukee! As Showdown brings to you, Reasonable Doubt! I am Cuck U Fena alongside my broadcast partner for tonight, StarrStan!
(Camera pans to the Doomsday Cell hanging above the ring)
Starr: Look at that thing, Fena! Tonight, we see a confrontation to remember, and it will happen inside that vicious, demonic structure! Captain Charisma defends his World Heavyweight Title against Mr. Insult! This time, no interference, no escape, Insult’s yard, Doomsday Cell!
(Camera fades to the ring announcer)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest at Reasonable Doubt IV is a tag team match for the EAW Tag Team Championship!
(EAW Tag Title graphic appears on screen)
(The Lockdown’s theme hits as he walks down with a confident look and high-fiving the fans)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challengers, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 252 pounds….TTTHHHHEEEEEEE LOOOOOCCCKKKKDOOOWWWWNNN!!!!!
(Austin Lonewolf’s theme hits as he walks down to join his partner)
Ring Announcer: And his tag team partner, from Alexandria, Minnesota, weighing in at 265 pounds….AUUUSSSSSTTINNN LOONNEEEEEWWWWWOOLFFF!!!!!
(The Foreign Prophecy’s theme hits as they walk out with smirks holding their tag titles high)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 510 pounds…they are the EAW Tag Team Champions…Storm Lighting! Ross Shackleford! THHHHEE FOORRRIIEGGNNN PROOPHECCCYY!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!
Fena: Storm pushes Lockdown away who kept himself of his toes as he dashes across the ropes to catch Storm with a clothesline as he got to his feet! Storm quick to his feet, but a quick kick to the gut by Lockdown followed by a snap suplex! Reverse chin lock for the follow-up, not giving Storm a breather! Lockdown seems to have it nicely secured but is elbowed by Storm who escapes the hold! Lockdown holding his rib after that one is met by a chop! Storm with a couple of chops!
Starr: Lockdown backed up into that corner now. Storm delivering some mid section stomps! Lockdown with nowhere to go gets stomped into a sitting position in that corner! Not where you want to be! Storm takes a few steps back, charges for the ram—NO! Lockdown rolled out of the way! But Storm was able to stop the impact by holding onto those top ropes! He turns back around but is met with a back body drop by Lockdown!
Fena: Storm cringing as he gets back to his feet, and there’s another back body drop! No! Storm this time with a vicious kick right into the chest of Lockdown who was anticipating the back body drop! Lockdown pops back up, holding his chest as Storm goes for a running neckbreaker, which connects! Both men down now! Storm to his knees now and begins to capitalize on the grounded Lockdown with a few elbow drops! Now he crawls over and is in the mounted position on Lockdown!
Starr: Lockdown is trapped, and here come the shots! Vicious right hands to the exposed face! Here comes Austin! WOW, HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE OF STORM BY LONEWOLF! You could hear that loud and clear! Storm just collapsed next to Lockdown, as Ross is getting in the ring and begins to approach Austin who backs away into his own corner once again. Meanwhile Lockdown just rolled out of the ring! Maybe he’s just trying to catch a breath—or grab a steel chair! He just grabbed a spare steel chair from underneath the ring!
Fena: Ross just hopped off the apron and is in pursuit of Lockdown! I don’t think he saw the chair though, he turns on the corner and THERE’S A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF ROSS WHO COLLAPSED TO THE FLOOR! Lockdown now slides the chair into the ring, but Storm is back to his feet and if he turns around, he’ll be met with a vicious chair shot! Lockdown with the chair now, stalking, BUT STORM WITH A GUT KICK BEFORE HE COULD SWING! LIGHT SABER! LIGHT SABER CONNECTS! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Starr: Austin breaks it! He stomped on Lightning to break the count early! And now he begins to pound with some huge right hands to the back of Storm who’s on all fours. Lockdown was sliding around reaching for the chair but Austin helps him to his feet and discusses a plan, Lonewolf goes to his corner as Lockdown drags Storm with him to that corner! Now Lockdown tags in Austin officially, as he comes back into the ring as both Lockdown and Austin grab Storm with a facelock, DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX!
Fena: Storm bounces right into the middle of the ring. Ross now climbing back up to his corner, reaching out for the tag! But Austin seems to have complete control now as he grabs Storm back to his feet, whips him across the ropes, HUGE SPINEBUSTER! NO! STORM TRAPPED ONE OF HIS LEGS, AND INSTEAD COUNTERED WITH A DDT! BOTH MEN DOWN! Storm squirming over, trying to get the tag! Austin though is back to his feet, reaches for Storm’s legs, but he gets the tag!
Starr: Ross jumps into the ring and begins colliding with Austin! Right hands to Austin! But Austin counters back with a knee to the gut of Ross! And a huge double axe handle to the back of one-half of the champs. Austin now dashes off the ropes, but Ross catches him and wraps his arms around him! OH MAN, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! BUT AUSTIN WITH A FEW HEADBUTTS TO THE CHEST OF ROSS! The hold is released, but AUSTIN NOW HOOKS FOR THE BELLY TO BELLY! IT CONNECTS! WOW! ROSS WENT FLYING, WHAT POWER!
Fena: Impressive feat of strength by the challenger! Austin grabs Ross by the neck, whips him into one of the vacant turnbuckles, and follows up with a huge clothesline in the corner! Ross staggers back into the middle of the ring as Austin charges off the ropes WITH A HUGE SPEAR!!! BUT ROSS STUCK ONE OF HIS KNEES OUT AND AUSTIN JUST COLLIDED INTO IT! Austin immediately collapsed! He might be unconscious! Oh here comes Lockdown charging into the ring with a huge forearm shot! Ross got sent into his own corner!
Starr: He gets rocked as Storm has no choice but to reach and tag himself in! Storm runs in now but here comes Lockdown! And now all hell is gonna break lose as Lockdown tries to buy Austin some time! STORM WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! LIGHT SABER TIME AGAIN! NO! LOCKDOWN BACKS AWAY AND FLOORS STORM WITH A QUICK RIGHT HAND! AND NOW ROSS GETTING TO HIS FEET, BUT LOCKDOWN TAKES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Fena: Wow! Ross took quite a spill on that one! Meanwhile in the ring both men are getting back to the feet. But who’s gonna win this battle?? Austin gets up and is met with Storms back, he shoved Storm chest first into that turnbuckle! Now Austin grabs that chair that was laying in the ring and places it right in the middle of the ring! Storm staggers closer to Austin, who now turns him around…
Starr: FIREMAN’S CARRY, OH MAN NOT THIS WAY! GO TO HOSPITAL ON THE STEEL CHAIR! PERFECT MARK, FACE FIRST ON THAT CHAIR! HE TURNS HIM ON HIS BACK, THERE’S THE COVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fena: They did it! New tag champs! Wow!
Ring Announcer: Here are your winner and the NEW EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! AUSTINNN LONEWOLF AND THHHEE LOCCCKKDOOWWNNN!!!!!
(Camera pans around to the crowd who show their approval of the win)
Fena: These men have dethroned The Foreign Prophecy and have reached the top of the tag team ladder!
(Replay of the ending is shown)
Starr: That Go To Hospital on the chair was absolutely vicious! And that was all she wrote! We have a title change already! Will that pattern continue for the rest of the night?!?!
(Flashback is seen getting into the ring with the celebrating new champs)
Flashback: Ladies and gentlemen let’s hear it for your new tag champs! Guys, congratulations, how much did this win mean to you guys?
Austin: Well Flashback, tonight we finally made it! We believed in ourselves and the fans believed in us. For the past couple of weeks, we’ve pinned both of these men down to the mat. And now tonight, when it mattered, we seized the opportunity and added yet another win, but this time, we take the gold with us!
Lockdown: And now that we’re champs, I bet there’s a new target on our backs. But trust us boys, we’ll take on anyone in the back who comes through our path. We’re not going to lose these titles anytime soon! And that goes for any team on any brand! There’s a new era in the tag division, and you’re looking at them!
(Lockdown drops the mic as both men hold their new titles up high as they leave the ring)
Starr: That’s a very confident team! And a very well deserved victory at Reasonable Doubt! New tag champs! Congratulations to them.
(Tanny vs Kendra rivalry recap)
(Camera fades back to the ring)
(Tanny’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: The following Vixens contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Staten Island, New York….TTTAANNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!
(Kendra Shamez’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Buffalo, New York….KENNNDDRAA SHHAMMMEEZZ!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fena: And Kendra wastes no time charging at Tanny, who ducks that opening right hand by Kendra and instead counters with her own right hands! Kendra getting pummeled by those rights, and now Tanny grabbed Kendra by the hair and head and slammed her down to the mat! Now Tanny gets in a mounted position by Kendra pushes her away before she can deliver a shot, both vixens now scramble to their feet as Tanny charges but gets caught with a drop toe hold!
Starr: No! Kendra is stomping down on Tanny who’s laying on her stomach and now Kendra with a mounted position, yanking Tanny back by her hair! Tanny sheiks in pain! She’s trying to get free but Kendra delivers some right hands into the chest of Tanny! Wow! And now she slams Tanny’s face back down to the mat. She turns her over, cover now!
Fena: Tanny with a shoulder up! Kendra grabs Tanny by the neck, followed by a snapmare, no! Tanny with some elbows to the ribs of Kendra! Tanny herself executes the snapmare on Kendra! Kendra’s neck might have been hurt there as she’s now in the sitting position…HUGE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF KENDRA’S NECK! Kendra is rolling in pain as Tanny drags Kendra into the corner and now lifts her up to her feet on that corner. Tanny delivers some quick kicks into the gut of Kendra!
Starr: And now she’s choking her with her boot on the corner! Wow, really applying pressure on the EAW Hall of Famer! She finally let’s go but continues to keep Kendra in that corner as she now uses all her strength to lift Shamez up on that 3rd turnbuckle! What is she thinking? Kendra is dazed on that top turnbuckle! I don’t like the look of this! Tanny now scales up to the 2nd rope!
Fena: Uh oh! SUPER HURRACARANA OFF THAT TOP ROPE! Perfect form! Kendra landed right in the middle of the ring! Tanny recovers from the bump she took and rushes for the cover!
Fena: KICKOUT! Kendra continues! Tanny argues with the referee for a second before reaching over for Kendra again, she’s here to prove a point that she is someone to be looking out for! And now Kendra is back to her feet and Tanny delivers some rights, Kendra seems dazed but is able to kick Tanny in the gut! WAIT! OBLIVION TIME! OUT OF NOWHERE! SHE TUCKS HER IN, HOOKS THE ARMS! But Tanny breaks out and counts with a back body drop!
Starr: Kendra holding her back now as she staggers to get feet again, Tanny measuring Shamez…THERE IT IS! RUNNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BOOM! RIGHT ON THE CHIN! TANNY HOOKS THE LEG!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner! TTTAANNYYYY!!!
Starr: Tanny takes the victory! Out of nowhere it seemed that Kendra was going to hit Oblivion, but Tanny powered out and countered with her own Roundhouse Kick! And that sealed the deal!
(Tanny slides out of the ring, high-fiving the fans as she walks up the ramp, saluting the crowd)
Fena: And what a statement Tanny has made with the victory tonight! You can bet she’s now looking at even bigger things ahead!
(Camera goes backstage to King Demon’s locker room where Queen Cameron is giving Demon a backrub)
Demon: Oooooo, yeah…. Right there…. Awww that feels so good….
Cameron: You should know I have really good hands, Demon.
Demon: Man, this is just what the doctor ordered before my match with Kaline tonight. I can’t wait to send a nice little elbow to the side of his skull, knocking him unconscious and becoming the new Interwire Champ.
Cameron: I know you have a lot on your mind tonight, but I do too, babe. Now I have to worry about that bitch Tanny getting in my way of becoming the greatest Vixens Champion of all-time.
(Demon stands up and holds Cam’s hand)
Demon: If it means anything, I think you’re already the greatest Vixen period.
Cameron: Awww, really?
Demon: Would I ever lie to my Queen? :$ But I should really start getting ready for my match coming up soon. How about a good luck kiss?
(Cam goes in and kisses Demon on the lips, then proceeds to walk out of Demon’s locker room as Demon starts putting on his gear)
(Ashten Cross’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 223 pounds….ASHHHTEEENN CRROSSSSS!
(Hass Johnson’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Boston Massachusetts, weighing in at 190 pounds..he is the reigning New Breed Champion…HAAASSSS JOHNNNNSONNNN!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fena: Look at this! Cross comes charging to Hass, but Hass sends him over the top rope! Hass is looking towards the ropes, thinking about flying here! Hass off the ropes…but Ashten moves out of the way just as Hass was about ready to fly. Smart thinking on Cross’s part there because that surely would’ve been a game changer early on. Hass though has followed Cross to the outside. Ashten and Hass slugging it out right in front of us!
Starr: Ashten grabs ahold of Hass’s head and slams it right on our announce table. Cross has Hass’s arm and irish whips him into the post! Hass reverses and sends Ashten face first into that steel post! Cross is on his knees from that impact, but Hass sends him down with a kick to his side. Hass jumps onto the barrier! What on Earth is Hass Johnson thinking about doing here? Cross slowly making his way to his feet, but Hass! Hass with a hurricanrana sends him right back down! What athleticism from the New Breed Champ!
Fena: Hass rolls Cross back into the ring and goes for the cover! But Ashten sends a right hand to the side of his skull, not allowing the pin to be made. Cross is on his feet, shaking his head to the get cobwebs out from that steel post from earlier and he’s headed to the ropes…LIONSAULT RIGHT ONTO HASS! One of Ashten Cross’s vintage maneuvers early on as he hooks the leg!
Fena: Kickout at two! Cross sees Hass starting to make his way back up and he runs to the corner post! Whisper in the Wind onto Hass! But Cross isn’t done! Ashten quickly gets to his feet and runs back over to the corner! Ashten pulling out all the stops tonight as he’s on the top rope…SWANTON BOMB ONTO HASS! HASS GOT HIS KNEES UP! JOHNSON’S KNEES SENT INTO THE BACK OF ASHTEN AND HE’S ROLLING IN PAIN! I think Ashten went to the well too many times and the last one cost him big time!
Starr: This is Hass’s chance to capitalize, Fena! He needs to expose Ashten’s back right now! Hass is still shaken up, but he’s maneuvering Cross’s legs around. He’s got a Boston Crab applied! A ton of pressure being put on Ashten’s back and legs! Smart strategy by Hass Johnson! And look at this! Hass is stomping at Cross’s head with his free leg! This well may knock Ashten completely unconscious! Ashten’s head continually being sent into the mat with those stomps! This doesn’t look good for the former World Heavyweight Champion!
Fena: Somehow, some way Cross is still managing to crawl over to the ropes, trying to end this painful submission being applied! Hass putting on more and more pressure, but Cross is nearly there! He’s- he’s got it! Ashten has the ropes! I’m even stunned Cross is still able to move after everything! Ashten is holding onto his back and the damage certainly has been done here. Hass exits the ring onto the apron! MY GOD! A SPRINGBOARD PHOENIX SPLASH RIGHT ONTO ASHTEN CROSS! THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT, STARR!
Starr: NO! CROSS KICKED OUT! Hass is not pleased and he quickly gets Cross to his feet. Hass connects with a Roundhouse kick to the back of Ashten’s head, but Cross will not go down! Hass! Hass has Ashten in the Gutwrench position! He’s got him up! No! Cross counters with a swinging DDT! Amazing, amazing way to counter the Gutwrench Powerbomb and Ashten is right back in this match! Cross is looking towards the crowd! I think we know what this means, Fena!
Fena: The Pendulum Elbow connects! But Cross isn’t making the cover! He wants to do more damage to Hass! He’s going to the top! He’s got his back turned to Hass! Will we see the moonsault here?! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS! 223 POUNDS OF IMPACT RIGHT ONTO THE NEW BREED CHAMP! BUT AGAIN ASHTEN ISN’T MAKING THE COVER! THE COCKY SON OF A BITCH WANTS TO TORTURE HASS! Ashten steps out onto the ring apron and hops onto the rope! SPRINGBOARD FROGSPLASH!! ASHTEN FINALLY MAKES THE COVER! THIS IS IT!
Starr: WHAT?! HASS KICKED OUT! How on Earth Hass kicked out is beyond me, but the look on Ashten’s face tells the real story in this one! He knew he had this one in the bag! Ashten is wasting any time here as he grabs Hass and puts him under his arm! He may be looking for the Brainbuster! That would certainly end this match! Hass won’t allow it though as he sends right hands to the stomach of Cross! Hass breaks free and goes to the ropes!
Fena: The Beautiful Disaster connects! The springboard kick right to Cross’s face has changed all momentum in this match! Both men are down in exhaustion! Who will win this battle tonight?! Hass is starting to stir and he’s certainly in bad shape after all the damage done by Ashten Cross. Hass is up and forces Cross to get to his feet as well. Forearm from Hass! Chop from Ashten! Another forearm! Another chop! A third forearm! A third chop! Good Lord these men are fighting to the death!
Starr: Hass! Hass goes in for the Deathtrap! But Ashten pushes him off and gets Hass and sends him over his head with a belly to back suplex! But Hass lands on his feet! Hass comes from behind and gets Ashten in position for the Front Ending Finale! Ashten is fighting him off with elbows! More elbows to the skull of Hass Johnson! Hass lets go of the Front Ending Finale but now Ashten with an Enziguri! Hass ducked it and gets ahold of Ashten’s ankle!
Fena: Hass has an Ankle Lock supplied! Jesus what a series of counters from these two men! The fans are on their feet! Hass is twisting that right ankle of Ashten’s right off! Ashten rolls out of it and sends Hass face first into the top turnbuckle! Cross from behind rolls Hass up! But Hass kicks out before a one count! This fast paced action is almost too difficult to call! Both men quickly get on their feet at the same time!
Starr: Ashten goes for a Lariat, but Hass grabs his arm and sends him down with an armdrag! I can’t believe this pace, Fena! Ashten, quick as a cat, pops right back up as Hass goes over the ropes! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICK! NO! ASHTEN CAUGHT HIM! HE’S GOT HASS’S HEAD LOCKED UNDER HIS ARM AND PUTS HIM UPRIGHT IN THE AIR! BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS!!! GOOD LORD THE COVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner! Ashten Cross!
Fena: In all my years as a commentator, Starr, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that kind of action in the last few minutes of a match ever! Hass has proven he can hang with the big boys here tonight!
Starr: But this was a big win for Ashten Cross and he may have sent a message to management with that victory! Outstanding performance tonight for both!
(Reckless Wiring hype video airs)
(Camera fades backstage to Ashten Cross walking back from the arena floor with a satisfied smile)
Fena: That was a great showing but both men, but tonight, Ashten Cross came out and top, and now with th-
(Ashten Cross stops as he stares with a puzzled look)
(The camera zooms out to reveal WWEFan approaching Cross)
Fan: Cross, that was an impressive win. But, I know this wasn’t the match you were expecting. I saw what happened last week. You were this close to headlining tonight’s show. But you came up short. And now your chance at the title has faded.
(Cross appears upset after being reminded)
Fan: But listen, I still have some time before I have to head out there to teach some respect to Superior Quality, and before I do I want to have a discussion in our office. Let’s evaluate your recent performance in private, and see what’s next for you. I mean, unfortunately, you might just have to get in the back.
(Fan steps out of view as Cross stares down at the ground for a moment, then follows along)
(Showdown promo for next week)
(Camera fades to Starr and Fena)
Fena: Well folks, we’ve seen quite an impressive couple on contests, but now, things are about to step up even further!
(Colin Kaline vs. King Demon graphic is displayed)
Starr: Two of the best Showdown has to offer lock horns again tonight! This time, to settle the score, and the winner walks out with the Interwire Championship! Who knows what we’ll see in this match!
(King Demon’s theme hits as he walks out to cheers)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Interwire Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the 2012 KIINNGG OFF EXTREME, KINNGGGG DEEEMMMOONNNNN!!!!!!!
Fena: This should be a classic fight, and due to the nature of it, I’m not surprised that Demon told Queen Cameron to stay in the back!
Starr: This could get ugly quick.
(Colin Kaline’s theme hits as he walks down with the Interwire Championship around his waist)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the defending INNTTTEERRWIIRREE CHAMPIOOONNN, COLINNN KAAAALLIINNNEEEE!!!!!
(Colin rolls into the ring as he unhooks the title from his waist at raises it high)
Fena: And Demon wastes no time attacking Kaline from behind, a forearm that sent Colin sliding out of the ring but was able to land on his feet!
Fena: Kaline has his arms wrapped around the ankles, trying to tug him off the ropes, AND KALINE SWINGS DEMON OFF AS HE GETS TOSSED INTO THE BARRICADE! WOW! Demon collided on that hard barricade! As Kaline begins to stomp down on the challenger! Now he grabs Demon and rolls him back into the ring, quick cover now!
Starr: Demon kicks out easily, but that swing was amazing! Now Kaline pushes Demon to lay on his side, but Demon rolls away completely as he gets to his feet. Kaline charges but gets met with a quick hip toss! Elbow drop follows at the hands of the King! Demon isolates Kaline’s arm and delivers a quick stomp on, he definitely felt that one!
Fena: Kaline holds that arm as he gets to his feet, Demon whips him across the ropes, connects with a nice dropkick to the chin of Kaline! Demon follows up by grabbing Kaline back up, another whip across the ropes, but Kaline dodged the clothesline, wraps around Demon, HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Starr: Demon landed hard on the back of his neck as he rolls to the apron. Kaline now with the upper hand, reaches for Demon’s hair as he begins to stand on the apron, Kaline however still in the ring, sending right hands to the face of Demon, the last one made Demon hang on to the rope by one hand, but he recovers!
Fena: Kaline kicks Demon in the gut now! Now he perches Demon’s midsection on that 2nd rope as he just lays on it, KALINE RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE EXPOSED TEMPLE OF DEMON! Demon slides lifelessly back into the ring! There’s another cover!
Starr: Two count! Kaline maintains his composure as he slides out of the ring, what is he thinking? He reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can! The trash can gets tossed in the ring as Kaline slides back in and begins to stomp on Demon again. Kaline grabs that trash can now and wedges it between the 2nd and 3rd turnbuckle on the opposite corner!
Fena: Demon is to his knees now and delivers some rights to the ribs as Kaline attempted to grab him, wicked chop to Kaline now! Demon tucks Kaline under his arm, perhaps going for a suplex or some sort! But Kaline frees himself, whips Demon into the corner with the trash can!
Starr: BUT DEMON LEAPED AND TOOK A QUICK STEP ON THAT TRASH CAN TO ELEVATE HIM TO THE TOP ROPE! Kaline can’t believe it! DEMON FLYING CLOTHELINE CONNECTS! Perfect, and the crowd is loving this!
(Replay is shown)
Starr: Demon back to his feet as Kaline still feeling the effects of the huge clothesline. Demon un-wedges the trash can, he has other plans! Kaline stuggling to his feet, he turns around, and Demon places the trash can over his head! Kaline is trapped in that already crushed can! He’s spinning around, trying to get free—
Fena: Demon rushes off the ropes—-GOOD GOD A MAFIA KICK SQUARE INTO THE TRASH CAN! KALINE DROPS DEAD! Kaline is out but still trapped in that can! Look at that dent Starr! Huge running Mafia Kick dead on! And Kaline lies motionless in the middle of the ring as Demon looks around, and decides to climb to the top rope!
Starr: Oh man! Demon standing atop the turnbuckle! What a sight! HUGE SENTON BOMB ONTO COLIN KALINE! THAT CAN IS COMPLETELY CRUSHED! Demon risked his own body for that move though! He’s rolling around holding his back!
(Replay of the senton bomb)
Starr: Look at that air time! Perfect landing! But you can see it hurt Demon just as much! But King is back up, he’s pulling Kaline out of that can, now goes for the cover! New Champ!
Fena: NO! TWO COUNT! Colin still has the will! Demon back to his feet as he kicks the can out of the ring as he hops through the second rope down to the outside! He reaches under the apron to pull out a—kendo stick! This assault his just picked up! The King of Extreme rolls into the ring with that stick, as Kaline was beginning to help himself up in the corner, and now Colin realizes that’s Demon is armed and dangerous!
Starr: Here comes Demon! Charges with the kendo stick as Kaline dodges the shot as Demon strikes nothing but the turnbuckle pad! Kaline runs off the ropes, charges at Demon—WHO SWUNG WITH THE STICK RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF COLIN KALINE! Man he ran right into that one! Kaline bent over holding his midsection as Demon graps the stick again!
Fena: Huge slash coming to the back of Kaline, but he stood up before Demon struck! Demon hits nothing but air as Kaline connects with a quick kick to the midsection! Demon disarms the kendo stick—Kaline dashes off the ropes, USES ONE OF DEMON’S ARMS TO WRAP HIMSELF AROUND DEMON, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! PERFECTLY EXCEUCTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! AND HE KEPT IT LOCKED FOR THE COVER! Tight backslide-like cover!
Starr: Wow! I thought that was it! Demon is still grounded after that crucifix driver! And now Kaline reaches over for that kendo stick, he raises it high in the air! And now he comes down with a HUGE shot to the exposed back of Demon! Kaline falls to his knees now after that. It must have taken a lot out of him! Demon is reeling in pain meanwhile!
Fena: But what else do these men need to do?? Kaline is sitting there, analyzing what he needs to do! He springs to his feet, and now he grabs Demon by the neck, bringing him to his feet. OH NO! BRAINBUSTER TIME! FACELOCK APPLIED—UP HE GOES! NO, DEMON ESCAPES AND LANDS BEHIND KALINE!
Starr: Chop block by Demon bring Kaline down! OH MAN! HANGSMAN’S CLUTCH TIME! HE HOOKS THE LEG, FOLLOWED BY THE NECK! IT’S ON IT’S ON! HANGMAN’S CLUTCH! Kaline is waving his arms around! He’s got nowhere to go! But Kaline continues to crawl around, trying to wiggle around to escape somehow!
Fena: He’s reaching to Demon’s hands, trying to separate the hold! He’s stretching with all of his might! Demon nodding his head, trying to stretch the submission even more! Colin—THE HOLD IS BROKEN! KALINE SEPERATES DEMON’S HANDS AND ROLLS OUT! Wow! Unbelievable!
Starr: Kaline scrambles around the ring as both men get back to their feet! And now we’re back to square one! Both men meet in the middle of the ring for another stare down! And this crowd is going nuts! Both men are breathing heavily, each with an intense stare, but there’s a slap to the face of King Demon by Kaline! And Demon is smiling!
Fena: Kaline goes for a right hand, but DEMON CAUGHT IT AND SPUN KALINE INTO A REVERSE FACELOCK! DEMON! DEMON’S WELCOME! NO! KALINE WITH A BACK ELBOW! COUNTER! COUNTER! TWISTS THE HOLD AROUND! DEMON GOES UP, BRAINBUSTTERRR!!!!! KALINE WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!!!! OH MY GOD!
Starr: Both men are down and out! You have got to be kidding me! We knew these men had a score to settle, but we didn’t think it would go like this! Both men are down next to each other! The referee can’t even believe this! Kaline begins to stir! He crawls over to the ropes, trying to hoist himself up! He does and slides over to the corner, what the hell is he doing??
Fena: He’s climbing the top rope! Up to the first rope, up to the second one now—-
Starr: Hold the phone Fena, who is that coming down to the ring??? That’s Cameron! Queen Cam running down, she much be extremely concerned about the well being of Demon! And now she’s down to the ringside area but is being stared down Colin Kaline! She’s pleading with him to stop the assault!
Fena: She’s climbing the steel steps onto the apron! She’s trying to plead to Colin to stop this, but I don’t think this is the way to do it! Colin climbs back down into the ring as Cam seems to have a very concerned look, tell him to stop the assault. Demon is up to his knees however! And Kaline doesn’t notice it!
Starr: Demon is stirring on his feet, but whips his hair back and now has a clear view on Kaline! RUNNING ROLLING ELBOW! NO, KALINE SIDESTEPPED IT! I THINK HE SAW IT ON THE TITANTRON! WHAT A SMART TACTIC! AND DEMON COLLIDES WITH CAMERON BUT WAS ABLE TO HAULT BEFORE HE HIT HER!
Fena: Demon stopped inches before colliding with Cameron, and now he turns back around—KICK TO THE GUT BY KALINE, HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! OH NO WAY! HE ADJUSTS KALINE AT AN ANGLE, AND NOW COMES DOWN FOR THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL!!! CONNECTED! GOOD LORD! AND NOW HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Starr: That’s it! It’s over! The champ walks out alive!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILLLL INTERWIIRREE CHAMPIIONNN, COLLLLINNNNN KAAALLLLLIINNNEEEE!!!!!!!
(Kaline gets to his feet as he’s given his Interwire Title as he holds it high with a smirk)
Fena: Wow Starr, we just witness a brawl! But in the end, the title returns to Colin Kaline! What a fight, what an effort!
(Replay of highlights are shown)
Fena: We thought it was going to be over when Demon hooked the Hangman’s clutch, but somehow, someway, Kaline freed himself and the fight continued! And at the end, after the failed intervene by Queen Demon, Kaline caught him with the Midnight Special for the count—amazing!
(Kaline is seen holding his title high on the stage as Cameron is in the ring checking on Demon)
(Camera fades backstage to Flashback)
Flashback: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time and the man who will be challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship match tonight…Mr. Insult!
(Insult walks into the frame in his wrestling gear)
Flashback: Now Mr. Insul-
Insult: I’ll take it from here, Flashback.
(Insult snatches the microphone out of Flashback’s hands)
Insult: It isn’t a secret that Doomsday Cage’s are my specialty. You look at what I did with Matt Ryder at Territorial Invasion last year left the man scarred so badly that he was never the same for months and left on an exile from EAW. I think it’s safe to say Ryder pales in comparison to Captain Charisma and with all due respect, Matt never had the one-up on me in our feud.
Insult: CC resorted to cashing in his King of Extreme contract after a brutal Extreme Elimination Chamber where I had claimed the World Heavyweight Championship. He took away that special moment of mine; the moment that every goddamn Extremist strives to happen to them one day. Fast forward to King of Extreme where CC had to call on Kaline to get the job done for him. If you ask me, that’s ’he coward’s way of retaining and as due diligence to CC, this match will give him the opportunity to beat me without any distractions.
Insult: The Cage would not hold two men of our stature; therefore the Doomsday Cell was the only logical conclusion for the two of us. It is more dangerous and more importantly, more difficult for one to enter once the door is chained shut. The Cell is made to keep every man not named Insult and Captain Charisma out, so it guarantees that Colin Kaline won’t be sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong to help his friend beat me for the third time.
Insult: There will be no escaping, Captain Charisma. For the very first time it’ll just be you and me, both with no unfair advantages, surrounded by weapons all around us. This Cell is a symbol of the end of our war, CC. After this no matter who wins or loses, one of us will be out of the title picture and I’m going to make sure that man isn’t me…
(Insult pushes the microphone into Flashback’s chest and walks out of the “interview”)
(Replay of SQ-Fan feud plays)
(WWEFans theme hits)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is one for one fall! First making his way to the ring from Califorinia…..WWEEEFFFAAANNNNN-TAKKKKERRRR—-KEENNNEDY!!
(Superior Quality 85’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent from Fife, Scotland….SUPPPERRRIOOOORRRR QUUUAALLIIITTYYY 85!!
Fena: Here we go! …Both Fan and SQ circle each other before they lock-up not the wisest move due to SQ’s technical skills and SQ quickly sends Fan down to the mat. Fan gets back up to his feet and SQ kicks him in the mid-section, whipping him off the ropes and looks for a clothesline but Fan runs underneath it as Fan runs off the opposite ropes before LEAPING IN MID-AIR WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! FAN SENDING HUGE RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO THE FACE OF SQ!! Fan quickly gets up to his feet as SQ is getting up and Fan with a kick to the mid-section, Fan now looking for a swinging neckbreaker! But no, SQ slips out and shoves Fan into the ropes as SQ with a drop toe hold on Fan! Fan rushes to his feet before SQ could lock in a hold there, Fan trying to keep this as much of a brawl as he can, he does NOT want this to turn into a technical match with somebody like SQ…
Starr: Fan rushes at SQ, sending quick punches before whipping SQ into the corner, Fan charges but SQ with both feet up right into Fan’s face knocking him back …SQ now with European uppercuts as whips Fan into the corner, Fan comes staggering out as SQ kicks him in the mid-section, snap DDT connects by SQ! …SQ now STOMPS all over Fan’s body as Fan rolls out of the ring in desperation, he has not competed in a match in so long, he’s still got ring rust. Fan gets to his feet as SQ slides out after him and SQ grabs Fan by the back of the head and SENDS FAN CRASHING SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Fan is slumped by those steps as SQ lifts him up and DRIVES FANS HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Fena: Fan is BUSTED OPEN now! He collapse to the floor as SQ smirks, enjoying every second of this as he grabs WWEFan up and THROWS WWEFAN OVER OUR TABLE!! WWEFAN KNOCKS OVER MONITORS, LAPTOPS AND CRASHES INTO THE LAP OF STARRSTAN!! SQ defiantly dominating the early portion of this match as he walks over, lifting Fan up and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO OUR ANNOUNCING TABLE!! Fan is completely out of this now as he slumps to the floor and SQ rolls Fan back into the ring and Fan is all on fours, he’s wearing a crimson mask! Fan is struggling to his feet as SQ grabs him into a waist lock – GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS BY SQ!! WWEFAN LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK THERE IN THE CORNER!! OH MY LORD!!
Starr; SQ should go for the cover but he wants to inflict as much pain as possible into WWEFan, WWEFan is lifting himself up in the corner, he’s just a mess now as SQ charges with a RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNER!! BUT WWEFAN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, CAUSING SQ TO LAND FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE PART OF THE TURNBUCKLE!! THIS MIGHT BE THE GAME CHANGER WWEFAN NEEDS! Fan is lying on the mat as SQ is slumped by the turnbuckle, WWEFan is slowly, SLOWLY getting to his feet as SQ is lifting himself up fully by the corner and SQ staggers out of the corner as Fan WITH THE SHANE O’ MAC SHUFFLE! FAN SENDING BOXING LIKE SHOTS INTO THE FACE OF SQ! SQ QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT ….FAN CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT!!
Fena: Comeback for WWEFan! Fan is STILL bleeding though and it’s down onto his torso, which is not good as Fan slowly rolls out of the ring and looks under it, pulling out two trash cans and a kendo stick, Fan slides into the ring SLOWLY with the weapons but SQ gets back up to his feet and picks up the Kendo Stick, SWINGING IT INTO THE RIBS OF FAN! SQ NOW SWINGS INTO THE BACK OF FAN! BUT FAN SIDE-STEPS IT AND KICKS SQ IN THE MID-SECTION, BEFORE PULLING SQ IN – SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE TRASH CAN!! SQ GOT SUPLEXED INTO THE TRASH CAN BACK FIRST!! HOLY SHIT!! FAN NOW CRAWLS SLOWLY OVER TO SQ AND DRAPES AN ARM OVER HIM!! THIS MIGHT BE IT!!
ONE!!!……TWOO!!!……NO!! SQ KICKS OUT!!
Starr: Fan is in shock, he really wanted that to be it right there! …Fan is lifting himself up as SQ rolls out to the floor, trying to regroup him but Fan slides out, Fan slowly lifts up SQ and RAMS SQ SKULL FIRST INTO THE ANNOUNCER TABLES!! FAN RIPS OFF THE TOP OF THE TABLE AND HE HAS A MONITOR IN HAND – SMASHING IT INTO THE FACE OF SQ!! THE GLASS FROM THE MONITOR SMASHES INTO SQ’S FACE!! SQ IS OUT NOW AS HE SLUMPS OVER OUR TABLE!! Fan drops to a knee, he’s in SO much pain now as he comes back to the apron, climbing up and now Fan is going to the turnbuckle?! What the hell is Fan is doing? Fan is slowly climbing up the turnbuckle and looks down at SQ who is lying on our table, oh god no Fan! FAN LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE ….AND HITS THE LEAP OF FAITH!! THE DIVING ELBOW DROP THROUGH OUR TABLE!! SQ MOVES OFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST SECOND AS FAN CRASHES AND BURNS THROUGH THE TABLE!! OH MY GAWD!! FAN WENT FOR A HIGH-RISK MOVE TO PUT AWAY SQ AND IT BACK-FIRED ON HIM BADLY!!
Fena: SQ slowly gets to his feet, rolling Fan into the ring as SQ MAKES THE COVER!!
ONE!!….TWO!!….NO!! WWEFAN SOMEHOW!! SOMEWAY!! HAS MANAGED TO KICK OUT!!
Starr: HOW IS FAN EVEN MOVING ANYMORE!! SQ LIFTS FAN UP ….QUALITY DRIVER!! BUT NO!! FAN COUNTERS IT INTO A SMALL-PACKAGE ROLL-UP PIN!!
ONE!!…..TWO!!…NO!! SQ KICKS OUT!!
Fena: SQ quickly rolls to his feet as Fan is getting up – LARAIT BY SQ!! THAT TURNS FAN INSIDE AND OUT!! SQ NOW AGAIN LIFTS FAN UP …QUALITY DRIVER!! SQ NAILED IT!! COVER BY SQ!!
Starr: NO!! WHAT THE HELL?! SOMEBODY JUST DRAGGED SQ OFF FAN! OH MY GOD IS THAT? OH MY GOD ITS…..ITS ASHTEN CROSS!! CROSS LIFTS SQ UP – 3RD DEGREE BRAINBUSTER ON THE TRASH CAN!! OH MY GOD!! FAN CRAWL OVER ON TOP OF SQ NOW!! NOT THIS WAY!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner……the EAW Vice President….WWEFANNNN!!!!
Fena: Well what the hell was that about?!?! Fan is struggling to get to his feet and now gets assistance from Ashten Cross. Why?!?
Starr: You are as shocked as the rest of us!
(WWEFan and Ashten Cross shake hands as they walk backstage together)
Starr: How did this new unity come about?! What a shocker! SQ had it! But Fan had a backup plan up his sleeve, and it paid off! Unbelievable….
(Camera fades to the Doomsday Cell lowering down to the ring)
Fena: Well folks, it’s time. The ominous Doomsday Cell for the World Heavyweight Championship. And I doubt Captain Charisma or Mr. Insult will ever be the same again. Lets take a look as to how we got here.
(Recap of the Mr. Insult & Captain Charisma feud is shown)
(Camera returns to the arena pans around inside of the cell, showing the weapons hung around)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! It will be contested inside of this Doomsday Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship!
(Mr. Insult’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 220 pounds…MISSSTERRR INNNSULTTTTT!
(Captain Charisma’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from New York City, weighing in at 212 pounds…he is the current World Heavyweight Champion! CAPPPTAAINNN CHAAARISSSMAAAAA!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Starr: Look at this! Both men immediately exit the ring and start climbing the inside of the cell to retrieve a weapon! Insult’s got a steel chair! CC’s got a baseball bat! Just as soon as CC jumps down from the cage, Insult sends a massive chairshot to the back! CC collapses to the mats and Insult sends a series of chairshots to that weakened back! This isn’t looking good for our World Heavyweight Champion! Insult gets CC by the head and sends him into the cage!
Fena: The cell already playing apart of this match in the early goings! Insult now grabs CC and is pulling his face back and forth against the cage! CC’s busted open already! Back and forth, back and forth goes CC’s forehead! He’s getting more carved up than a pumpkin at Halloween, Starr! Insult goes to bash CC’s head against the cell, but CC stops himself and sends an elbow to the gut of Insult! And now CC’s the one who irish whips Insult into the cage! Good Lord!
Starr: CC now has time to get ahold of his baseball bat and swings it right into Insult’s stomach! Another swing! Good God Insult is starting to bleed from the mouth! These two do not like each other at all, Fena, and they’re willing to kill themselves tonight just to be World Heavyweight Champion! Insult’s out of it and this gives CC enough time to start climbing back up the cell. He-he’s got barbed wire! He unwraps the barbed wire from the cage and jumps down! This isn’t going to be pretty!
Fena: Oh my God! He’s wrapping the barbed wire around Insult’s throat!! He’s pulling as hard as he can on that barbed wire as blood is just pouring out of Insult’s throat! He’s turning red from all of the pressure and finally CC let’s go. This match is not for the weak at heart if you couldn’t tell already and there’s still plenty more of this match to go! Insult’s blood is spewed all over the outside and CC rolls Insult into the ring. He makes the cover!
Starr: NO! Kickout at two from Insult! These wounds of Insult’s may very well be permanent, but he will not give up! CC slides out of the ring to get that barbed wire again, covered in Insult’s blood. CC comes from behind Insult and again goes to wrap it around his neck, but Insult kicks CC straight into the gut! The wind may have been knocked right out of him and slowly Insult starts wrapping the barbed wire around his fist!
Fena: CC is already busted open, but I assure you a river of blood will be pouring out of his forehead! CC gets up and is greeted with a right hand from Insult! The barbed wire is sent into CC’s face! Holy fuck! The wire is actually stuck on CC’s skin!!! I think I’m gonna be sick, Starr…Insult pulls the barbed wire right out of CC’s head as the mat is now a pool of blood. Insult! He’s now wrapping the barbed wire around his right leg! What on Earth is he thinking here?!
Starr: I’m not quite sure, but I do know that he’s going to fly! Insult’s climbing to the top rope! For the love of God what is he thinking here?! He jumps off…LEGDROP ONTO CC!! THE BARBED WIRE THAT WAS WRAPPED AROUND INSULT’S LEG WAS SENT RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE OF CAPTAIN CHARISMA!! Insult is showing no mercy and quite frankly, I don’t blame him! Insult makes the cover!
Fena: CC kicks out! CC’s whole upper body is covered in blood and this is the perfect opportunity for Insult to make something happen here! Insult slides out of the ring and is looking for something underneath. Does he not know that all the weapons are hanging from the cell?! Oh my! He’s got a table!!! Insult slides the table into the ring right next to CC! This is not good at all! Insult stands the table straight up in the corner, but this is giving CC a lot of time to recuperate.
Starr: Insult is satisfied with the positioning and heads back over to CC. CC with a thumb to Insult’s eye from down on the mat! All that time with the table has cost Insult some momentum now! Insult’s been temporarily blinded, and from behind CC with an inverted DDT! CC gets the table and takes it right out of the corner to assemble it in the middle of the ring. Oh no! CC has that barbed wire and he’s wrapping it around the table! For the love of God this is getting to be enough!
Fena: CC drags Insult onto the table and sends right hands to the face to keep him down as the barbed wire is digging into his back. CC heads onto the apron and starts climbing to the top rope! Jesus Christ what on Earth is this man thinking abo- could it be the Flying Peeps?! It can’t be! THE FLYING PEEPS THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!! OH MY GOD!!! GOOD CHRIST WHAT IMPACT THROUGH THE TABLE! I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF INSULT IS STILL CONSCIOUS! CC GETS AN ARM OVER INSULT!!
Starr: INSULT KICKED OUT! INSULT KICKED OUT! CC is banging the mat in frustration! Even I thought he had this match won, Fena! CC exchanges some words with the ref as he gets Insult by the hair and…he’s pressing him over his head!! What the hell! CC runs to the ropes…AND SENDS INSULT HEAD FIRST INTO THE CELL ON THE OUTSIDE!! THE LACERATION ON INSULT’S FOREHEAD HAS OPENED WIDE! CC slides out of the ring and starts raking Insult’s face against the steel to do even more damage!
Fena: To say this match is disturbing would be an understatement. Both men going to extreme measures tonight to be World Heavyweight Champion. CC stands Insult up against the cell and backs up about 20 feet away. CC comes charging and connects with a big boot to Insult’s face against the cell! Good God Almighty! And again CC backs up and connects with a 2nd big boot!! Insult collapses down but CC forces him up again against the cell and starts backing up for the 3rd time!
Starr: CC with a full head of steam again charging….HOLY FUCK!!! THE BIG BOOT CONNECTED AND BOTH MEN WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE CELL TO THE OUTSIDE!!! THE MOMENTUM HAS BROKEN THE CELL AND SENT THEM THROUGH THE STEEL!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Starr: Insult is completely motionless but CC is starting to get back up. CC gets Insult and whips him right into the barricade! Here comes Captain Charisma! But Insult backbody drops CC into the first row!!! Insult is finally showing some signs of life! Insult is bloody mess as is CC and the fans are just going absolutely nuts for this match! CC is leaning against the guardrail trying to get over, but there’s Insult sending a huge kick to the side of the head and CC lands on a woman’s lap from the impact.
Fena: I’m sure that lady didn’t think she was paying for CC to be on her when she got her tickets! Insult grabs CC by the head and throws him back over the barricade, landing on that bad back of his. An amazing match to say the least thus far! Insult has CC and is walking around the cell over to us. But there’s CC sending a right hand into Insult’s stomach and picks him up and sends him down with a Spinebuster!
Starr: Insult’s head bounced off the mats quite hard so that may be a huge blow for him in this match! What a break for the world champ! CC grabs Insult once again by the neck and whips him into one of the sides of that cell! Look at that camera shot from the inside! The blood is just leaking from Insult!
Fena: Picture says a thousand words! They’re still here next to us folks! CC walks over and grabs a spare steel chair from next to the ring announcer! This could get even more vicious! But Insult lands a kick to the midsection, and he disarmed the chair from CC! He swings that chair himself! CC ducks it!
Starr: Whoa! CC ducked the swing and now just hopped on our announce table! Now he just kicked Insult in the face! CC JUST HOPPED OVER INSULT AND NOW IS HANGING ON THE SIDE OF THAT CELL! HE’S CLIMBING! INSULT SWINGS WITH HIS CHAIR BUT HE WAS TOO FAR UP!
Fena: We didn’t think it’d come to this, CC is now on the roof, but I don’t think he knows what he’s just done! I don’t think he has a game plan for the cell roof! Insult is climbing now! This is death sentence! Are these men insane?? CC has stepped away toward the center as Insult finishes the climb! This is nerve wrecking!
Starr:Insult is up to his feet as he takes cautious steps to approach CC but Charisma takes a small leap to land right in front of him to deliver cold vicious strikes to the skull of Insult! BUT INSULT WITH A SHOVE AND CC LANDS ON THE ADJACENT PANEL! It shook but nothing else! Wow!
Fena: This is scary! Insult with another kick to the gut as CC was getting to his feet, uh oh, DDT time! No CC punches his way out! CC’s free, now he’s going for a suplex! HE’S GOT HIM UP! NO! INSULT TRAPS ONE OF CC’S LEGS! OH MY GOD SUPLEX BY INSULT ONTO ANOTHER PANEL OF THE CELL!
Starr: That could have ended bad! Insult rolls himself into the panel where CC now lays, and now he’s signaling the end! He reaches for the neck, CC on all fours, trying to get up—LOW BLOW TO MR INSULT! INSULT HOLDING HIS GROIN AS HE BACKS AWAY! What’s gonna happen now?!?!
Fena: Insult with his back turned, Charisma now fully on his feet, what’s next? What else can happen?? CHARISMA TRYING TO HOOK INSULT’S ARMS! HE’S TURNING HIS AROUND! NO! NO! NO! HE CAN’T DO THIS! KILLSWITCH BITCH! ON THE CELL—-THE PANEL JUST COLLAPSED!!! NO FUCKING WAY!! THEY BOTH JUST FELL THROUGH THE CELL BACK DOWN TO THE RING CANVAS!
Starr: AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA COVERS!!!!!!!
(The crowd is still stunned at what they just witnessed, but CC’s peeps do react)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL EAW CHAMPION….CAPTAIN CHARRIISSMMMAAA!!!
(CC begins to stir as he grasps his World Heavyweight Title)
Fena: We just witnessed one of the most barbaric matches in a long time! But in the end, the crafty veteran, the world champ, Captain Charisma, stands tall!
(The cell is raised as officials run in to check on both superstars)
(Captain Charisma begins to slide out of the ring and limp away, ignoring the help)
Starr: I’m speechless Fena. I can’t believe CC can walk out with his title! But tonight, he went into this Doomsday Cell and wowed us all even more! What a night! We thank you all for being here with us, goodnight, and we’ll see you next Showdown!
(Camera fades as CC holds his title on the stage before walking to the back)
( EAW logo buzzes )