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DAY ONE
(EAW Intro Plays)
(The camera slowly fades in to show a confederate flag flying high, flapping in the wind. The symbol of the Confederate States of America’s throughout the civil war that is still flown by many today. A sign of loyalty to that old thinking. A testament to the hate that is ground into our world still today. The narrator begins to speak, sounding like a voice from an old war documentary.)
Narrator: Tyranny.
It takes on many forms. Many masks to the same face. Ultimately infecting and overtaking the minds of many and permeating into culture until it becomes rooted as a part of that culture. It’s symbols become appropriated, people blinded by the tyranny, by the hatred using these signs of horrific events as though they belong in our world, as though they are valued pieces of history.
(The screen cuts now to Joseph Stalin, standing before a crowd of people as he waves on at them with a smile. The man known as the dictator who led the Soviet Union stands in infamy.)
Narrator: Men and women rise and fall throughout history. Tyrants who’s self-serving goals are only to further their own people. Often we don’t even see the pain and the terror that they inflict until far too late, as we become unaware, charmed by charismatic leaders who talk their ways around issues, currying favor as they crumble away the very idea of human decency. The worst of the worst even have headlines praising them as wonderful people. The silver tongue is a gift that betrays the masses, allowing the desolate world to be further plunged into darkness as these men and women smile while looking you directly in the eyes, leaving you unaware as they slip the blade right between your ribs.
(We now see clips of the Berlin Wall in its full structure. The wall that was erected to both physical and ideologically divide Germany. It tore families apart, and created painful separations that can still be felt in the country to this day.)
Narrator: These men and women that find themselves placed into power by the people they trick into letting them lead create divisions, walls that separate us. Brothers separated from one another. Husbands and wives on either side of the divide. Parents torn from their children by the simple choice of these horrific beings. And far too often these leaders find themselves able to push the consequences and causes of their actions into others, forcing narratives and hate that becomes ingrained into those blinded by the wool pulled over their eyes. These hateful feelings, this prejudice finds itself rooted deep into our world even today. The natural tendency for us to hate others simply for being different. The way we still find our nations led by selfish oppressors who care nothing for our world other than as pawns in their private game of chess.
(Clips of protests, of people uniting to stand against the oppression of the world begin to be seen.)
Narrator: So what does a decent human do? Do we ignore? Do we remain silent as our fellow man dies in the street? Do we allow the internal destruction of our world to proceed?
For far too long… yes we have.
Narrator: The time to act has been always. So wait no more. Be silent no more. Stand and take the power from the oppressors and fight for truth, for justice, for freedom. Not as separate nations. But as one people, united against the ever present tyranny that has been ignored for generations. Battle against those that would hold our world back. Battle against those that would strike down your fellow man simply for an ideology that poisons our world. Battle and accept nothing less than what is right.
Narrator: These roots of hate and tyranny have run deep into this world. Removing them will not stop with simply cutting down the tree. But rather in acting with permanence and commitment. To excise a cancer you must not only remove the tumor, but cauterize the veins that feed it. Fight against injustice not just when the topic comes up, fight against tyranny at all times for it lurks around every corner. Fight against the pain. Fight against those who seek to do you harm.
Our world has seen many leaders…
(We see flashes of Ronn Banks, HRDO, and finally Mr. DEDEDE as EAW elitists begin to be seen.)
Narrator: And in many times, these leaders have used their power for both selfish gain and for the punishment of their enemies. We view many as great warriors, as stalwarts amongst us. But as we know… tyranny… hate… ruin can take many forms and faces. Many people cause many different things.
There are those who simply wish to see other’s burn as they sit upon their throne…
(Clips of the feud between Minerva and Raven Roberts are seen, including Minerva coming into Raven’s homes and exposing her infertility before beating the former champion down.)
Narrator: There are those who need to prove that they have what it takes to get the throne… even if it means taking it from another…
(The recent clashes between Andrea Valentine and Rex McAllister are seen. It culminated with showing Rex laying out Andrea and Andrea punning Rex.)
Narrator: The ones who manipulate… the ones who find their way to power by twisting the minds of those they seek to undo…
(The partnership and eventual rivalry of Drake King and Visual Prophet are seen. We see Drake attacking Visual Prophet before seeing the footage of Viz kidnapping Jessica Miller.)
Narrator: And there are the dictators… the ones who attack… who hurt… who drive their boot down into others as an abuse of the power they’ve garnered…
(We see Mr. DEDEDE destroying Cameron Ella Ava before also seeing his recent run as Answers World Champion. His sadistic smile closes the shot.)
Narrator: And there are the revolutionaries… the men seen as the last hope… the ones who battle to bring the dictatorship falling to shambles… the ones willing to go to war…
(We see the rise of Jamie O’Hara as well as when he was taken out by Mr. DEDEDE long ago, as well as his return and many battles to return to the world championship picture. Before it fades we see one final shot of the two of them staring eye to eye.)
Narrator: To defeat tyranny… to defeat oppression… to defeat hate itself… we must wage war…
The war to end all wars…
(The camera opens to the massive titantron and stage at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The tron is beautifully decorated with blue and red ribbons that stream across the top, woven into an intricate pattern. Up above the screen stands flag poles with the flags of every country represented on the EAW card. At the center of these, sitting with its talons wrapped around the blue and red ribbons is a single golden statue of a bald eagle. On the stage, we see rubble, surrounded by tanks on both sides of the entry ramp. Cannons adorn the stage as well, pointed upward toward the sky. Suddenly the guns of the tanks also point upward as the camera focuses in on the set.)
**BOOM**
(The cannons and tanks fire into the sky along with fireworks from the stage itself. The powerful explosions shine in a multitude of colors across the sky, signaling that the time for the show of shows had finally arrived. The crowd erupts in cheers, the seats that aren’t covered set for social distancing guidelines. The permitted twenty five percent capacity has obviously been pushed to its limit.)
SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT
(As the dust and smoke settles from the opening display, we hear as the National Anthem of the United States of America begins to loudly play in the nation’s original capital city. The fans stand to their feet when suddenly…)
SKRTTT
(Jimi Hendrix’s cover of the Star Spangled Banner and instead of a hand over their hearts, the fans all raise fists in the air as a sign of unity, as a sign of hope for what the future can be amidst the pain and suffering of the day. They remain standing to the end of the anthem as yet another display of fireworks goes off, lighting up the sky above.)
(‘Believe’ by Meek Mill continues to play in the background now as we cut slowly across to see all the cheering fans excited to be allowed to see Pain for Pride. Signs and merchandise fill the arena in the seats that have been left open, strategic areas covered in black curtain to keep everyone safe. After a moment of cutting around the fans, we focus on the ringside commentary area where the three desks sit trimmed with their brand’s color and logo.)
(We cut first to the Showdown commentary desk where we find legendary EAW commentator Deadprez with Eve and Gavin Kirkland. Eve is a perfect ten in a flawless gown for the occasion, both Deadprez and Gavin in their tuxedos.)
Eve: Welcome one and all to the thirteenth annual spectacle that is Pain for Pride! I’m Eve and the Showdown team cannot wait for the action that’s about to happen! I’m joined by my cohosts, former AWF champion Deadprez and the incomparable Gavin Kirkland! Guys, tonight begins a three night journey where names are made, hearts are broken, and legends are cemented. What do you expect out of a weekend like what’s in front of us?
Gavin Kirkland: I expect… SO MANY SALES OF MY SIGNATURE JERKINS LOTION BRAND! THINK ABOUT IT! So many gorgeous women and Jamies all over this show! Why wouldn’t you be prepared?!? It’s going to be an amazing three days! The blue brand has seen some insane times over the last year! And all of it comes to a head right here tonight!
Deadprez: And not just things coming to a head, but also some new things beginning. Because nearly every championship title has been redesigned! New titles will be debuted across the show at the beginning of each match. Some of the designs familiar, some entirely new. But this really does feel like the start of a new era in EAW. Showdown has brought you the very best in wrestling for the last year. And I say it with pride that we are going to deliver yet again at the biggest show there is!
(The camera transitions over and finds the Voltage Commentary team sitting at the desk. Persephone Tsitstipas is stunning in a little black dress that might be just a little too little, and Rich Russillo and James Peters both sit in matching Tuxedo T-shirts they had made for the occasion.)
Rich Russillo: Showdown doesn’t have a thing on Voltage! We have brought you utter wars all year long! Violent battles that test the very nature of the human spirit and how far people are willing to go to get what they want! This weekend will be no different as you will see the very best of the gold brand all in action and you will see that same Voltage talent battling to come out on top! Representing Voltage, I am Rich Russillo and I am joined as always by James Peters and the love of my life—
Persephone: REXY!
Rich Russillo: No I—
Persephone: You went too long without mentioning Sexy Rexy! The man who makes Voltage the treat that is every single week will be blessing us this weekend as well! AGH! I can’t wait! To see him in a main event here at Pain for Pride… in his full glory…. *sigh* … I’m so gonna give him babies…
James Peters: Ahem… well newly minted Hall of Famer Rex McAllister will be competing in his third Pain for Pride main event but so much more is also being brought by the gold brand this weekend. Barbed wire massacre, tag team exclusives, and more matches that will blow your mind!
(We cut over once more to find the Dynasty team. EAW fixture Stew-O has a smile on his face with a tuxedo on. Flannery McCoy is a knockout in a gorgeous red dress. And of course, Jake Mercer is himself wearing a denim jacket and jeans over a Lethal Consequences t-shirt and wearing a Make EAW Extreme Again hat.)
Flannery McCoy: All of it will pale in comparison to what Dynasty has to offer though! The Red Brand has seen the rise and fall of many new stars! And all of it will be capped as we see the creation and inauguration of the all new Prophetic Visions Match here at Pain for Pride! I am Flannery McCoy joined by my colleagues the legend himself, Stew-O, and the man who hosted the Hall of Fame this year, Jake Mercer. Jake… glad to see you dressed for the occasion pal.
Jake Mercer: Hey! Who said I shouldn’t be comfortable to enjoy such an amazing show? A Canadian tuxedo is still a tuxedo isn’t it? Back when I was attending shows at Denim Destruction Pro they would almost consider me overdressed at the moment. So I did dress up for the occasion! Thank you very much! I am here to represent everything good about the red brand… which is me!
Stew-O: Well any of that aside, we are in for nothing short of a spectacle that no one will ever forget. I have had the privilege of being part of EAW for a very long time now and I can tell you that I know when we are in for something special. This is going to be one for the history books ladies and gentlemen! So without further adieu… WELCOME TO PAIN FOR PRIDE XIII!!!!
(The camera fades into a pan around a shot of the Lincoln Financial Center as it then shows Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring. She has a smile on her face and is ready to get Pain For Pride underway as she begins to speak)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following… IS A THREE-WAY TAG TEAM MATCHUP! And it is for… THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Beat The Devil’s Tattoo’ by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club to rampant boos around the arena as The Covenant is seen making their way out to the stage. Jesse Barlow and Colby Sol walk side by side as Hannah Marin follows closely behind. Both Jesse and Colby turn their head to Hannah as Jesse gives a nod as Hannah makes her way back into the backstage area. Both of them turn to one another and give a glance before looking straight towards the ring and making their way down the ramp with determination as they do so)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 433 pounds… THE TEAM OF JESSE BARLOW… AND COLBY SOL!!!!!!!!!! THE COVENANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well it’s safe to say The Covenant has been none more than dominating throughout this season. Jesse Barlow and Colby Sol intersecting paths and becoming a coinciding team is something I’m sure none of us expected. At the end of the day, we were expecting Jesse Barlow to pursue a singles title after winning a Special Opportunity at Fighting Spirit, but ultimately he wasn’t in it for that, and at the end of the day embarked on a journey with Colby to fight for the Unified Tag Team Championships tonight.
James Peters: Well that definitely to say the least brings up morale in this tag team. I’d had to bet that for both of them this is the biggest shots that they’ve gotten to date and one thing I can say is the fact that in no way shape or form do they want to slip up in any sort of way especially on this big stage that we have at Pain For Pride 13. This is definitely a match they need to win and they’ve shown it throughout the week, the question is, can they turn their ambitions, into reality?
Persephone: Oh please you heard it here folks, a brainwashed moron, and a power-obsessed lunatic look to reach the big one because they were given a shot that one half of the tag team got and the other half didn’t deserve, let’s look at it that way shall we?
(Colby Sol slides into the ring as Jesse Barlow makes his way up to the steel steps and onto the apron as they enter into the ring. They both stand in the center of the ring before climbing up to the top rope and spreading their arms out then jumping off and down to the mat as they meet in their corner as ‘Beat The Devil’s Tattoo’ fades out. ‘I Want It All’ by Queen then plays up to a sour mixed reaction that echoes around the arena. Limmy Monaghan is seen making his way out to the ring as Mark Macias follows to the side of him with a big smirk on his face covering his eyes with sunglasses. Mark turns around as he beckons to the backstage area as quickly a bunch of paparazzi surrounds the Grand Athletes as they begin to make their way down the ramp and to the ring, camera flashes shining all around them as they do so.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents, first… at a combined weight of 401 pounds… THE TEAM OF MARK MACIAS… AND LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!! THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Extravagant entrance to say the very least for the Grand Athletes, but let’s recap their short tenure here heading to this point. It’s safe to say it’s been very eventful for the both of them, it’s had its moments, but it’s also had its down points that I’m sure both of them would love to forgive the more they ponder upon it. But despite that, despite everything, one thing they can definitely be proud of is reaching the big time at Pain For Pride.
James Peters: Win or lose it doesn’t matter, the fact is now they have the chance to bask in their success so far, this is their chance to do what very limited elitists in this company can do, and solidify themselves as the mainstay players that could damn near be the future of this company believe it or not.
Persephone: They have a future.
Rich Russillo: :wow: That’s the nicest thing I’ve ever heard you say.
Persephone: A FUTURE MOWING MY LAWN!
Rich Russillo: Nevermind.
(The Grand Athletes both split and jump on the aprons both on the opposite side of one another. They raise their hands in the air before quickly jumping into the ring and facing each other. They look around at the 1/4th capacity crowd here at Pain For Pride before responding with a nod as they make their way to their corner as “I Want It All” fades out. ‘Dark Horses’ by Switchfoot then plays up to booming cheers in a very different environment as Fire and Ice make their way out to the stage. They don’t waste time doing anything whatsoever as Raven Roberts marches her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring with a stern, angered face as Rex McAllister seems to mirror Raven as he follows alongside by side with her except more calmed as they make a quick entrance down and to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And lastly… at a combined weight of 337 pounds… THEY ARE THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! THE TEAM OF RAVEN ROBERTS… AND REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!!! FIRE AND ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well it seems clearly Fire and Ice mean absolute business heading into this matchup, no special entrance no nothing, they seem to not be playing games whatsoever, and I can see the reason. What happened on Showdown recently regarding Raven Roberts and Minerva is, of course, a talking point of this match and how everything stemmed forth.
James Peters: I’m sure we don’t need to go into logistics as we all know what happened. All we know is that it hasn’t only set Raven Roberts, but seemingly Rex McAllister too into a path of determination and a drive to win even further than they expected to say the very least. It’s safe to say the motivation that’s been given over these past few weeks will make Fire and Ice an even more legitimate threat in this matchup than before, and well, we’ll just see how it goes.
Persephone: OMG OMG OMG! IT’S SEXY REXY!!! I COULD NOT BE MORE BLESSED KICKING OFF PAIN FOR PRIDE! IF THIS IS HOW THE SHOW IS GOING TO BE COUNT ME IN THE FOR THE RIDE! YES! YES! Oh yeah and I suppose that horse-faced bitch is here too…
(Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister make their way around the ring before hopping up onto the apron. Both of them raise their Unified Tag Team Championships in synchronization for just a moment before they quickly put it down and enter the ring. They begin to look at each other as they stand in the center of the ring for a moment looking around keeping a stern face before making their way to their corner as ‘Dark Horses’ fades out)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO AS PAIN FOR PRIDE 13 IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! COLBY SOL STARTING OFF FOR THE COVENANT, LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR THE GRAND ATHLETES, AND REX MCALLISTER FOR FIRE AND ICE! WHAT A FIGHT WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE TONIGHT!
James Peters: Indeed all of these competitors have been going ham at one another the whole week, I love to see the turnout of this match! AND INSTANTLY COLBY LAUNCHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR REX MCALLISTER! COLBY GRABBING REX AND IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE SINGULAR EMPTY CORNER AS HE BEGINS TO SLAM SHOTS RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF REX MCALLISTER! BUT REX PUSHES AWAY AS COLBY RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HIM, BUT REX SIDE STEPS HIM PUSHING COLBY RIGHT INTO THE CORNER AS HE STUMBLES OUT! BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO COLBY!
Rich Russillo: BUT HERE COMES LIMMY RUNNING FORWARD WHILE REX IS OCCUPIED WITH COLBY AND STRIKING HIM WITH A BIG KNEE! Limmy quickly bringing Rex up to his feet and sending him into an Irish whip, BUT REX GRABS THE ROPES! Limmy pushing forward as he quickly runs right at Rex, REX WITH A DROPKICK- BUT LIMMY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! Limmy rolling onto a knee as he pushes himself up to his feet and Rex persists as he runs right towards him! BUT LIMMY COUNTERACTING AS HE RUNS AT REX AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH!
James Peters: Rex is down on the ground as Limmy turns around and focuses on Colby who is backed up in a corner, Limmy quickly running towards him! BUT COLBY LEVERAGING HIMSELF AS HE LEAPS AND SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE USING THE ROPES AS A ASSISTANT! Limmy falling down to a knee as Colby quickly climbs up to the top rope not wasting any time as Limmy is up on his feet and not noticing anything! COLBY WITH A CROSSBODY- BUT LIMMY CATCHING HIM! But Colby showing signs of fighting back as he rams punches right into the side of Limmy’s face! Limmy is forced to drop him as Colby quickly runs at him, SWINGING NECKBREAKER SENDS LIMMY DROPPING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: This is just an absolute fuckfest if you ask me, but look at my Sexy Rexy in the ring. Getting his sexy ass up to his feet, C’MON REX, DOMINATE THEM AS YOU’D DO TO M-
Rich Russillo: OK! As for Rex, he is up onto his feet as he quickly turns Colby around, REX WITH A SHARP ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE OF COLBY! BUT COLBY WITH A UPPERCUT BACK! Rex stumbles backward as he runs towards Colby, BUT COLBY WITH A DROP-TOE-HOLD AS REX LANDS FACEFIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Rex quickly sliding out of the ring as he grabs the legs of Colby and pulls him out as well and begins to quickly take advantage of the quick distraction by himself! REX RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING UP AS HE STRIKES COLBY WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Rex isn’t done as he quickly grabs Colby, REX SLAMS COLBY BACK FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
James Peters: Rex beginning to focus on Limmy who’s up onto his feet in the ring, BUT I DON’T THINK HE NEEDS TO PONDER! LIMMY WITH A SUICIDE SENTON LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING DOWN REX! Limmy quickly bringing him up now as he grabs him by the arm and quickly whips him, REX GET SLAMMED HEADFIRST INTO THE RING POST! Rex is stunned as Limmy quickly grabs him and rolls him back into the ring. Rex is up to his feet as Limmy is wasting no time grabbing him, LIMMY WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM!
Persephone: YOU DARE TOUCH MY REXY?! I WILL UNLEASH THE WRATH OF 100 BITCHSLAPS UPON YOUR CHROME TOP YOU HEAR ME?!
Rich Russillo: Rex is trying to pull himself up as Limmy quickly grabs him by the arm and drags him in with Rex unknowingly succumbing, LIMMY WITH A BIG KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF REX MCALLISTER! Rex crumbling down to the ground now as Colby is seen hopping onto the apron just beckoning Limmy over! Limmy running right towards him, COLBY GRABBING THE HEAD OF LIMMY THOUGH AND SLAMMING A FOREARM RIGHT INTO IT!
James Peters: BUT LIMMY RETALIATES WITH A BIG HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE FACE! Colby is stunned as Limmy grabs him by the head and runs with him, LIMMY SLAMMING COLBY HEADFIRST INTO THE RING POST! Colby is stunned as Limmy grabs him and drags him into the ring and into his corner where I think we know where Limmy is getting at here!
TAG!
Rich Russillo: MARK IS TAGGED IN! Mark enters the ring as Limmy quickly grabs Colby, MARK WITH A DROPKICK! AS LIMMY TRANSITIONS IT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX TAKING COLBY DOWN TO THE GROUND! The Grand Athletes showing off key teamwork early in this matchup as that’s definitely needed if they want to win in this matchup!
James Peters: BUT REX COMING IN AND TURNING MARK AROUND AS HE SENDS A FLURRY OF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS HIS WAY TAKING MARK BY SURPRISE! BUT MARK SENDING A UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW OF REX! This takes Rex back, BUT HE QUICKLY PUSHES FORWARD AND SENDS HIS BOOT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF MARK MACIAS! Mark stumbling back as Rex sends him into an Irish whip, but Mark keeps ahold of the ropes just for a bit before he rebounds back to Rex! Rex running forward, BUT MARK WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING REX DRAPED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Mark quickly running to the ropes and back as he swings! TIGER FEINT KICK- BUT REX PULLING HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY AS MARK MEETS AIR AND TUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND! Mark is up to his feet and focused on Rex, BUT COLBY OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING A CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF MARK’S KNEE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: And Colby wasting no time going for Rex as he seems to be the only person up other than him at the moment! BUT REX HAD HIM SCOUTED AND AS SOON AS HE GOT UP TO HIS FEET RAMMED COLBY RIGHT IN THE GUT WITH A KNEE! Rex quickly grabbing Colby and beginning to drag him, BUT COLBY SENDS A KNEE RIGHT BACK TO REX RETALIATING BACK! COLBY QUICKLY LIFTS REX UP AND GRABS HIM, COLBY WITH A T-BONE SUPLEX!
James Peters: That only leaves one thing left to do as Colby quickly leaps up to his feet and stumbles to The Covenant’s corner and reaches out for the tag as Jesse Barlow is practically begging to be entered into this match to pick up the pieces of Rex McAllister!
TAG!
Rich Russillo: AND JESSE IS TAGGED IN! He’s wasting no time heading into the ring as he begins to stomp the everliving shit out of Rex at this moment! Rex is pain as this leaves Jesse open for an opportunity right now as he brings him up to his feet, JESSE WITH A SNAPMARE! AS HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF A SEATED REX MCALLISTER! THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE NOT GOING GOOD AT THE MOMENT!
James Peters: It doesn’t seem Jesse is done either as he quickly grabs Rex and brings him up to his feet! REX TRYING TO THROW JESSE INTO THE ROPES BUT JESSE TURNS IT AROUND AND TOSSES REX ONTO THE APRON! Rex is stunned as Jesse quickly backs up and quickly runs forward, HOLY SHIT! ABOLISHER! SPEAR TO THE APRON SENDS REX AND JESSE SLAMMING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! OH MY GOD!
Rich Russillo: BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN BUT NOT FOR LONG! Jesse is slowly arising as he grabs the barricade and uses it for leverage to pull himself up to his feet taking his time as he does so! He’s managing to stabilize himself as he sees the damage he’s done, I think he’s looking to roll Rex into the ring and go for the decisive pin- BUT MARK FROM BEHIND AS JESSE IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, THE CREDITS ROLL!
James Peters: BUT JESSE ESCAPES OUT OF THE FULL NELSON BEFORE IT CONNECTS PRACTICALLY SLIPPING OUT OF IT! HE ENDS UP BEHIND MARK AS HE SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE KNEECAP! JESSE TURNING MARK AROUND, JESSE WITH A BIG BACKBREAKER! MARK WITHERING IN PAIN AS JESSE GRABS HIM AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! Both of them are going right at it now as they meet each other with a vicious fistfight and lock in an intense back and forth with no giving in from both of them!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED! THAT MOTIVATION! THAT DRIVE THAT CONTINUES TO PUSH YOU FORWARD TO THE END OF THIS MATCHUP IN HOPES THAT YOU’RE GOING TO WIN! MARK IS TRADING FISTS WITH JESSE BUT MARK SEEMS TO BE GETTING THE UPPER HAND, JESSE STOPS IT WITH A GUT KICK AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES, I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR HERE! ABOLISHER ONCE MORE-
James Peters: BUT MARK WITH A KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE RAMMING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF JESSE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Mark quickly bringing Jesse up as he’s wasting no time, MARK WITH A STIFF KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST SENDING JESSE DOWN TO A KNEE! I THINK MARK SEES A OPPORTUNITY!
Mark Macias: MARK! MARK! MARK!
Crowd: …
Mark Macias: MAN WHAT THE HELL?! WHATEVER!
Rich Russillo: MARK RAPIDLY WASTING NO TIME SENDING HIS SIGNATURE MARK KICKS RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF JESSE ABSOLUTELY LIGHTING IT UP! JESSE IS IN MAJOR PAIN AS MARK STEPS BACK AND READIES HIMSELF UP, MARK FINISHES IT OFF WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK-
James Peters: BUT JESSE GRABS THE LEG OF MARK AND SWEEPS IT SENDING MARK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Mark still up as he manages to get onto all fours though, BUT JESSE WITH A BIG CURB STOMP SLAMMING MARK’S FACE DOWN TO THE GROUND! JESSE SEES THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE QUICKLY ROLLS MARK TO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE PIN! COULD WE SEE A EARLY WINNER AND NEW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS RIGHT NOW?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO-
Persephone: HOLY SHIT! YES! HE’S ALIVE! HE’S ALIVE!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER OUT OF NOWHERE LEAPING FORWARD AS HE BREAKS UP THE PIN ATTEMPT! Rex rolling onto his back yet is wasting no time coming back to life as he’s beginning to make his way to his corner, he NEEDS to make this tag or who knows how much damage he could take especially in the early goings of this match! Jesse is up to his feet absolutely angered as he brings a near lifeless Rex McAllister up to his feet! REPENT!
James Peters: BUT REX DUCKS UNDER THE STIFF PUNCH AS HE QUICKLY GRABS JESSE AND LIFTS HIM UP! BELLY-TO-BACK FACEBUSTER BY REX MCALLISTER AS HE CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND YET STILL SLOWLY CRAWLS! RAVEN IS REACHING OUT AS FAR AS SHE CAN! BOTH JESSE AND MARK ARE UP AS THEY SEE-
TAG!
Rich Russillo: AND RAVEN ROBERTS IS TAGGED INTO THIS MATCH! SHE LEAPS INTO THE RING AS JESSE BARLOW RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HER, BUT RAVEN TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! RAVEN SLAMMING RAPID FIST RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JESSE BEFORE FINALLY BACKING OFF! MARK QUICKLY TURNING RAVEN AROUND AS HE SENDS HEADSHOTS RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RAVEN!
James Peters: BUT RAVEN TURNING IT AROUND AS SHE QUICKLY GRABS THE HEAD OF MARK AND DRAGS IT BEFORE SLAMMING IT MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! RAVEN IS NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES TONIGHT AND IT’S EVIDENT RIGHT HERE! BUT LOOK! LIMMY IS QUICKLY ON THE APRON AS HE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS RAVEN! LIMMY WITH A KNEE STRIKE- BUT RAVEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! BUT MARK QUICKLY GRABS ONTO RAVEN WASTING NO TIME, MARK SLAMMING RAVEN SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Rich Russillo: Limmy provided a quick distraction but it’s clear he’s not done as he quickly grabs the head of Raven and holds her in place as Mark regains his bearings, MARK SLAMMING PUNCHES RIGHT INTO HER GUT! RAVEN IS DEFENSELESS AS THE GRAND ATHLETES ARE INVOKING THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE UPON RAVEN ROBERTS RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT-
CRACK!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BIG CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF LIMMY! BUT THAT ISN’T ANY REGULAR CHAIR! LIMMY’S BACK IS BEGINNING TO POUR BLOOD AS HE BEGINS TO NOTICE THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHAIR! WHAT’S VOLTAGE WITHOUT A BIT OF EXTREME?!
Persephone: YES REXY! ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOUR ROCK HARD ABS ARE MADE OF! FLEX ON THEM! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Limmy is absolutely stunned as Rex swings, REX WITH A SHOT CLEAN RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS REX DROPS THE CHAIR ALONG WITH LIMMY AS LIMMY HAS TO LITERALLY RIP THE CHAIR OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD WHICH IS GUSHING BLOOD RIGHT NOW! WAIT A MINUTE! WE’RE NOT DONE HERE! COLBY SOL! COLBY IS ON THE APRON AS REX TURNS AROUND AND NOTICES! WHAT IS THAT IN HIS HAND?! COLBY HAS A WHOLE GLASS PANE AS HE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD!
CRASH!
James Peters: COLBY LEAPS FORWARD WITH A CROSSBODY AS HE CRASHES ONTO REX MCALLISTER LEAVING BOTH OF THE COMPETITORS ABSOLUTELY PRICKLED WITH GLASS SHARDS!
Persephone: NO! NO! FUCK NO! THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO! THIS CUM COLORED HAIR DOUCHE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO INTERFERE IN WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GRAND REX MCALLISTER WIN! THIS ISN’T FAIR! THIS ISN’T FAIR!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile we focus in on the ring now as everyone is distracted about the absolute mayhem that’s just went on on the outside here with the bloodied mess that we’re seeing at ringside! WAIT! MARK OUT OF NOWHERE! HE GRABS RAVEN FROM BEHIND! MARK WITH A SCHOOLBOY OUT OF NOWHERE TO HER! NOT LIKE THIS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: JESSE BARLOW LEAPING FORWARD AND BREAKING UP THE PIN! Jesse quickly grabbing Mark as he quickly runs with him, JESSE THROWING MARK OUT TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT HE DOESN’T SEE RAVEN AS SHE GETS UP TO HER FEET! RAVEN WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HER AND JESSE OUT OF THE RING AND TUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS MATCH HAS JUST ENSUED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING THIS IS ABSOLUTE CARNAGE!
Rich Russillo: Raven is pulling herself up to her feet as she begins to notice Mark Macias slowly beginning to retreat away and prevent an attack from Raven! Raven quickly closing in as she quickly grabs ahold of him- MARK! MARK OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CHAIR SHOT ATTEMPT! BUT RAVEN QUICKLY GRABS THE CHAIR AND KICKS MARK RIGHT IN THE GUT FORCING HIM TO LET GO! RAVEN QUICKLY THROWING THE CHAIR AT MARK LEAVING HIM DISTRACTED, RAVEN WITH A KICK- BUT MARK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! MARK THROWING THE CHAIR RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF RAVEN SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! Mark dropping the chair as he grabs Raven and positions himself, MY GOD! MARK WITH A DDT DROPPING RAVEN’S HEAD ONTO THE CHAIR AS I THINK I SEE A BIT OF BLOOD POURING FROM RAVEN’S HEAD!
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW! Rex is slowly rising up to his feet, bruised, bloodied, scratched up as the rest of the people caught in that same tussle Rex was in are still down! That just shows the determination that both Fire and Ice members have to win this! REX QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF MARK’S HEAD! REX IS HAMMERING STRIKES DOWN AT A LIGHTNING FAST SPEED TO MARK, BUT MARK MANAGES TO PUSH AWAY! MARK RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS REX, BUT REX SLIPS UNDER MARK AS HE GRABS HIM! OUCH! REX GRABBING MARK AND LIFTING HIM UP AS HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE PLEXIGLASS SEPARATING THEM FROM THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWD HERE IN THE AMPED LINCOLN FINANCIAL CENTER MAKING IT SOUND LIKE WE’RE AT FULL CAPACITY!
Rich Russillo: LOOK! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE COVENANT ARE ATTACKING REX MCALLISTER! COLBY SOL AND JESSE BARLOW ARE UP TO THEIR FEET AS THEIR BOMBARDING HIM WITH FIST! REX IS STUNNED AS JESSE QUICKLY PLACES HIM IN GERMAN SUPLEX POSITION! COLBY WITH AN ENZIGURI! JESSE COMPLETING THE GERMAN SUPLEX! WAIT! WAIT!
Persephone: NO NO NO! JUST… STOP! DON’T HURT REXY PLEASE I BEG YOU, IMAGINE IF HE CAN’T HAVE KIDS AFTER THIS! THIS WOULD BE TERRIBLY HEARTBREAKING FOR BOTH ME AND HIM!
Rich Russillo: THE CREDITS ROLL!
James Peters: MARK OUT OF NOWHERE SNEAKING UP BEHIND COLBY AND CONNECTING WITH THE FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER! WAIT! WAIT! LIMMY IS POSITIONED ON THE TOP ROPE AS JESSE TURNS AROUND AND REALIZES THE THREAT THE GRAND ATHLETES POSSESS AT THIS MOMENT! LIMMY HAS A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND TOO! NO!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY LAUNCHING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT AS THE CHAIR AND HIS BODY CONNECTS ONTO JESSE! LIMMY QUICKLY GRABBING JESSE AND ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING AS THE GRAND ATHLETES FOLLOW! MARK SETTING JESSE UP! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: THE OSCAR AWARD! CREDITS ROLL INTO THE ROCKETMAN SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT IMPALES JESSE INTO THE GROUND! JESSE IS DOWN AS MARK WHO’S STILL THE LEGAL MAN IN THIS MATCHUP ALONG WITH JESSE ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING NEW TAG CHAMPS RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE-
Persephone: THAT FUCKING SLUT! Well then again she did break up the pin, CALL IT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FUCK HER THOUGH!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKS UP THE PIN ATTEMPT! THE GRAND ATHLETES ARE IN PURE SHOCK AS RAVEN IS BARELY ALIVE ON THE MAT YET STILL MADE THAT LEAP TO BREAK UP THE PIN! The Grand Athletes are up as clearly they’re not around to play this game, if Raven didn’t break up the pin, we might’ve just seen new Tag Champions here and now! Limmy in pure anger as he’s bringing up Raven, this does not look good at this moment!
James Peters: MARK WITH A SPRINGBOARD AXE HANDLE TO RAVEN! Limmy is climbing up to the second rope as he seems ready here! THE CROWD IS GOING OFF FOR THE GRAND ATHLETES! ELBOW DROP-
Rich Russillo: RAVEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! BOTH LIMMY AND MARK ARE IN SHOCK AS THEY BOTH QUICKLY RUN AT HER! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE- BUT RAVEN DUCKS UNDER! RAVEN SWEEPING THE LEG OF LIMMY AS SHE GRABS MARK, DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! LIMMY IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET NOW!
James Peters: BUT RAVEN WITH A HUNTRESS BOMB! SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS ONTO LIMMY AS RAVEN GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: COLBY SOL! HE LAUNCHES FORWARD SLIDING IN FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND BREAKING UP THE PIN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! HE STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET AS RAVEN DOES THE SAME! BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING AT IT NOW TRADING FIST BACK AND FORTH! RAVEN! COLBY! RAVEN! COLBY! RAVEN! COLBY-
James Peters: JESSE! OH MY GOD! JESSE WITH A TABLE AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND RAMS IT RIGHT INTO RAVEN BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN! JESSE IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM THE TOP ROPE CHAIR MOONSAULT FROM LIMMY BUT HE’S FIGHTING ON! RAVEN FALLS DOWN AS JESSE DROPS THAT TABLE AND BEGINS TO SET IT UP AS HE BARKS ORDERS AT JESSE WHO IS BRINGING RAVEN UP!
Persephone: YES! BEAT THAT SLUT! TEACH HER SOME MANNERS AND TO NEVER MESS WITH MY REX AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: Colby is situating Raven on the table as this does not look any sort of good whatsoever. Jesse is up on the top rope and I think we know where The Covenant is getting at here! JESSE! JESSE! FEAR OF GOD!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER! REX IS ALIVE!
Persephone: OH THANK GOODNESS I HOPE HE BLINDS THEM WITH HIS WASHBOARD ABS!
Rich Russillo: REX OUT OF NOWHERE JUST BARELY GRABBING RAVEN’S ARM AND PULLING HER OFF THE TABLE AS JESSE GOES CRASHING THROUGH IT FAILING TO CONNECT THE 650 SPLASH!
James Peters: COLBY IN PURE SHOCK AS HE RUNS FORWARD, BUT REX WITH A HIGH ANGLE DROPKICK PRIMED RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF COLBY SENDING HIM BACK! REX QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AT COLBY, REX WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! Raven looks focused on Jesse now because if Fire and Ice want to win this is their chance-
Rich Russillo: LOOK! MARK MACIAS! MARK BARELY ALIVE ON THE ON THE OUTSIDE GRABBING AHOLD OF RAVEN’S LEG! RAVEN TRYING TO SHAKE HIM OFF BUT MARK IS ABLE TO JUST BARELY PULL HER OUT ONTO THE OUTSIDE! MARK GRABBING RAVEN BY THE HEAD NOW AS HE BEGINS TO PUSH HER, MARK SLAMMING RAVEN’S FACE INTO THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: Limmy is up to his feet as well as both grab Raven! BOTH KNEE RAVEN CONSECUTIVELY IN THE HEAD! THE ‘END SCENE OF LIMMY’S SHOW”! DOUBLE SWINGING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS! MARK GRABBING RAVEN AND ROLLING HER INTO THE RING AS I THINK THEY KNOW THEY CAN FINISH THIS OFF RIGHT HERE-
Rich Russillo: REX! REX OUT OF NOWHERE LEAPING FORWARD! TALON! KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF LIMMY AS IT DISTRACTS MARK JUST FOR THAT MOMENT! REX GRABBING MARK ON THE APRON AND PULLING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Mark stumbling up to his feet as Rex grabs him, OLYMPIC SLAM! MARK LANDS ON THE HARD CONCRETE AS REX GRABS MARK AND ROLLS INTO THE RING AND PULLS RAVEN UP TO HER FEET! IT’S CLEAR THEY’RE IN THIS TO WIN THIS AND TAKING ABSOLUTELY NO PRISONERS! REX BRINGING MARK UP AND GRABBING HIM AND LIFTING HIM UP INTO A ELECTRIC CHAIR! MARK TRYING HIS BEST TO ESCAPE BUT THIS CIRCUMSTANCE MIGHT NOT BE ANY SORT OF GOOD FOR HIM! RAVEN IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHE STEADIES HERSELF AND LOOKS TO FLY!
James Peters: FALLING STAR! ELECTRIC CHAIR FACEBUSTER INTO A ECLIPSE STUNNER! MARK IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS RAVEN QUICKLY LEAPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE PIN HERE! JESSE BARLOW HAS RECOVERED THOUGH! HE’S RIGHT THERE BUT WHEN WILL THAT REALIZATION STRIKE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: JESSE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE PIN!
TTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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James Peters: JESSE BARLOW BREAKS UP THE PIN!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT’S TOO LATE! THE REF IS RINGING THE BELL! FIRE AND ICE RETAIN! FIRE AND ICE RETAIN THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Dark Horses’ plays up as both Fire and Ice are already up to their feet. The camera pans over to Raven Roberts slowly grabbing the ropes as leverage as she’s up to her feet, and Rex McAllister leaning against the ropes for a moment before the realization kicks in from the bustling and cheering crowd here at the Lincoln Financial Center. Only then can they both bring out a smirk as the Ref rolls into the ring and hands them both the Unified Tag Team Championships. They slowly make their way to the center of the ring as they raise it into the air before Rex and Raven continue their celebration around the ring to the cheers of the crowd)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners AND STILL… UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! FIRE… AND… ICE!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: YES! YES! I CAN’T BELIEVE SEXY REXY MCALLISTER RETAINED THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS ALL BY HIMSELF! JUST THE ABSOLUTE RAW STRENGTH AND MOTIVATION PUSHED HIM FORWARD! KING STATUS!
James Peters: Ignore her, she’s crazy. Anyway what a match that we were able to see tonight! All of these teams absolutely pushed each other to the limit killing one another all for the Unified Tag Team Championships! But at the end of the day despite them putting it all out on the line, the persistence and determination to win from Fire and Ice continued them on to a victory! Don’t take anything away from the others though, they absolutely did everything to make sure that they would win and of course even though they didn’t their performance will be remembered tonight!
Rich Russillo: This beckons into question, will we see these results later into Pain For Pride when both of them fight for a World Title?! Could we be seeing Fire and Ice becoming double champions separately themselves? The skies the limit at this point, but congratulations on Fire and Ice retaining!
(The last shot is of Fire and Ice leaving the ring and pulling each other into a longed out hug as they look around together with bright smiles on their faces as they do so, this is their moment. That’s the last shot seen as the camera fades off)
(Pain For Pride returns as the camera fades into the locker room backstage. Plenty of people are in the locker room but the camera focuses in on two people sitting together getting their gear ready, Sarah Price and Sierra Bradford are seen getting ready as Sierra stops for a moment and looks at Sarah as Sarah focuses on her as well)
Sierra Bradford: I hope you know how much this means to me. Being at Pain For Pride for starters, and not only that being here with you. Words cannot describe how much you’ve done for me this season, and frankly, I think you can agree that it’s mutual.
Sarah Price: Of course, as much as you like to disagree, as much as you like to say otherwise for some reason, where would SASS be, without each other? While it might be the same for you, words can’t describe not just how much you’ve done, how much you mean to me, it’s massive. I’m glad to have met you this season, I’m glad that we grew to be absolute best friends, that is something I can’t trade for the world. But…
Sierra Bradford: I completely get it. At the end of the day we have to push that away heading into this matchup, that’s fine. I’ve heard your words, I’ve listened intently, and I understand, completely, 100%. The more I think about it, the more it absolutely drives me you feel me? I know, that we both want something that we need to push ourselves forward to achieve. And if it means crossing paths? That’s something I can accept, just know that despite everything I assure you you’re going to see the best Sierra Bradford possible heading into that ring.
Sarah Price: And believe me I wouldn’t have that any other way. You already know how much this Specialists Championship means to me, of course, it means a lot. This is my first title defense, and I’m going to give it my all to guarantee that I’ll come out of Pain For Pride still the Specialists Championship. And you know I won’t just stop in my tracks because I love you. No, as much as you mean to me, this is going to be my chance, I’m going to be the one to make sure the Specialists Championship stays in my grasp. To show how much this means to me, more than anything else, even you.
Sierra Bradford: Then so be it. You know I want to win too, I’ve been scratching and clawing trying to reach this title since King of Elite, and this is something that I just purely desire at this point in time. Now that I’ve returned, I want to start Season 14 off with a bang, doing something that I wasn’t able to do before and win the Specialists Championship. To show that I’m not going to be playing games when we draw the line. And that you’re not going to be seeing the same Sierra Bradford that got injured that long ago.
Sarah Price: I can’t wait for it. All I have left to say it, may the best women win.
Sierra Bradford: May the best women win. Hey, we’re still going after the Unified Tag Team Championships next season though, right?
Sarah Price: Of course, win or lose.
Sierra Bradford: Great! That’s all I needed to know.
(SASS both pull each other in for a hug as that’s the last shot seen before the camera fades and Pain For Pride continues on)
(The camera transitions back to the ring with Bella Braxton ringside ready to announce the next match)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is the SPECIALIST SCRAMBLE MATCH and it is for the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Persephone: Hey we were promised new designs earlier in the night!
Bella Braxton: In this match, we will start with two competitors, and every five minutes, a new Elitist will come out and enter the match. During this match, pinfalls and submission can happen as many times as possible during the 30 minute time limit, and the person that picks up the pin or submission will be declared the interim Specialist Champion. The person that finishes the 30 minutes as the FINAL Interim Specialist Champion will be declared the winner and the OFFICIAL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!
(“Hell on Heels” by Pistol Annies hits, as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor steps out onto the stage. The crowd showers her with boos. Kensingten smirks as she enjoys the loud reaction. She continues to walk down the entrance ramp and down towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first.. From Savannah, Georgia.. Weighing in at 143lbs.. THE STEEL MAGNOLIA OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… KENSINGTEN!!! CALHOUN!!!!!! ASTORRRRRRRR!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Here we go! The Specialists Scramble is up next, and one of the Elitists to start this match is none other than Dynasty’s own Kensingten Calhoun-Astor!!!
James Peters: Kensingten has had a great season 13 and nothing would be better for her than to walk out of this match as the Specialists Champion!! I’m looking forward to seeing what she brings to the table. This is an incredible opportunity for her, and I know she’s going to do whatever it takes to win here at the Grandest Stage of them All!!!
Persephone: The question is.. Who is the second entrant and the other woman to start this match with her?
(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers plays up as white smoke starts popping up all around the ringside area and the ramp. A group of four dancers, all dressed in white, shows up on stage. They then start dancing all the way down the ramp, with spins, pirouettes and overall a very intricate choreography. The white smoke surrounds both them and the ring, giving a Heaven like feeling to the scene. The four dancers hop on each side of the apron and suddenly stop, as the lights abruptly go out)
(A white ray of light now shines down the center of the ring as the camera pans all the way to the sky above the ring)
(Sarah Price is seen floating at the very top of the Lincoln Financial Field, right in the center of the ray of light that is irradiating the center of the ring. She has a pair of Angel wings attached to her back and she’s wearing a white robe with gold decorations. The Specialists Championship belt is right across her waist.)
James Peters: What the… I had suspicions that Sarah Price was a literal Angel sent from the Heavens but… is she flying for real? What is happening?!
Rich Russillo: Shush, James. Be quiet. There must be some sort of magic trick that is allowing her to float above the Lincoln Financial Field. Let’s not ruin the moment though.
(The camera now follows Sarah as she slowly descends through the ray of light. The smoke is clearing out as the dancers have now entered the ring and they are all kneeling towards the center of the squared circle which is still irradiated by the ray of light. Sarah lands right in the middle of the ring as her Angel wings are delicately beating.)
Persephone: This must be the corniest thing I’ve ever seen…
(Two of the dancers are now approaching Sarah. They are taking the wings off as she stands still in the middle of the ring. The camera lingers on her facial expression, which is somewhere between eerie and lifeless.)
James Peters: There is something magical about this moment for sure. Sarah Price debuted last September and she’s now walking in her very first Pain for Pride as the Specialists Champion. Her defense tonight won’t be easy at all, most say her Championship reign is going to end before it even starts but either way, this will truly be a night she’s never, ever going to forget.
Bella Braxton: And introducing the second entrant for this match.. From London, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 121lbs!!! SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!! THE GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!!! SARAH PRICE!!!!!
(Sarah Price unstraps her Specialists Championship and hands it over to the referee. The referee then raises the belt up into the air, and walks over to the side of the ring to hand it over to the timekeeper.)
James Peters: Time to get this one rolling!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
[30:00]
Rich Russillo: Here we go! 30 minutes on the clock and this match has just begun! Sarah Price and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor make their way to the center of the ring and lock up! Kensingten makes the first strike as she conntects with a brutal right forearm shot that lands onto the face of the champion!! Kensingten with another forearm, as Sarah Price is brought back against the ring ropes! Kensingten uses the spring from the ropes for extra momentum as she grabs Sarah by the arm and whips her across the rings and towards the ropes on the other end!! Sarah hits the ropes and bounces back!! LARIAT BY KENSINGTEN! NO! Sarah ducks under the arm and continues running until she hits the ropes on the other end! Sarah bounces back, but Kensingten drops down to the canvas as Sarah runs right over and past her!! Kensingten gets back up to her knees.. BUT SARAH COMES RIGHT AROUND AND KICKS KENSINGTEN RIGHT IN THE CHEST!! Kensingten clutches at her chest in pain! Another kick by Sarah that has the sound of her boot bashing against Kensingten echoing throughout this arena! Kensingten drops to her hands and knees, but Sarah quickly grabs her by the arm and hooks her leg across the back of Kensingten’s neck!! LEG DROP DDT BY SARAH PRICE!!! IT CONNECTS!!
James Peters: Sarah gets up onto her knees then back up to her feet. She reaches down and grabs Kensingten Calhoun-Astor by the head and brings her up to her feet as well. Sarah connects with a strong right forearm shot then whips Kensingten into the corner as Kensingten crashes back first against the corner turnbuckles! Sarah now charges at Kensingten in the corner! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN BY SARAH PRICE!! IT CONNECTS AS HER KNEE NAILS KENSINGTEN RIGHT AT THE JAW!! Sarah steps out of the corner, as Kensingten slowly and groggily steps away from the corner turnbuckles and closer to the center of the ring. Sarah quickly exits the ring through the side ropes and stands on the ring apron! Kensingten is clutching at her jaw in pain as she turns around.. AND SARAH LAUNCHES HERSELF FROM THE RING APRON!! SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE BY SARAH PRICE!!!
Persephone: NO!!! Kensingten ducked underneath the leg and rolls under the bottom rope and makes it to ringside as Sarah stumbles on her feet inside the ring! Sarah turns around and sees Kensingten at ringside. Sarah runs to the far ropes, she bounces back!! SUICIDE DIVE BY THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! NO!!! KENSINGTEN SIDE STEPS AS SARAH CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Kensingten now grabs Sarah by the head and hair as she brings her up to her feet! Kensingten with a stiff punch to the side of Sarah’s face! Sarah staggers back! Kensingten grabs the champion by the arm now AND IRISH WHIPS SARAH PRICE RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS AT THE CORNER OF THE RING!! SARAH TUMBLES OVER THE STEPS ON IMPACT AND LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THEM!!
Rich Russillo: Sarah is definitely in pain now as she is clutching at her lower back as well has her ribs since her ribs got a lot of those steel steps a moment ago! Kensingten walks her way around those steel steps and towards the downed Sarah Price. Kensingten reaches down and grabs Sarah by the head and hair. She tries to bring Sarah up to her feet, but by the time Sarah gets to her knees, she begins to fire away at Kensingten with punches at the abdomen!! KNEE SHOT TO THE FACE OF SARAH PRICE BY KENSINGTEN AND ALL OF THOSE DEFENSIVE PUNCHES STOP COMPLETELY!! Kensingten is holding Sarah by the hair as Sarah’s body is limp as she rests on her knees. Kensingten looks over at the fans standing behind the plexiglass as a smile can be seen forming on her face! Kensingten brings Sarah up to her feet and tosses her right into the barricade surrounding the ring as Sarah now leans against both the glass and the barricade! Kensingten now with stiff punches onto Sarah Price against the glass and barricade that separates the fans from ringside!
James Peters: RIGHT HAND BY KENSINGTEN! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Sarah Price begins to drop down as she falls to her butt as she still is leaned up against the barricade! Kensingten continues to fire shots at Sarah, but this time connecting right at the top of her head! Kensingten is literally taking it to the champion right here!! The fans behind the plexiglass don’t look to happy as a majority of them are Sarah Price fans and booing Kensingten as she goes on her attack! Kensingten takes her attention off of Sarah for one second and makes her way over to the fans and bashes her palm against the plexiglass hard as she startles some of the fans back! Kensingten now walks back over to Sarah who is slowly getting back up to her feet again, but still leaned up against the barricade and plexiglass!! SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!
Rich Russillo: Sarah Price clutches at her abdomen in pain and stumbles forward due to the amount of force from that kick. Kensingten grabs a hold of Sarah’s head and pulls her in.. SNAP SUPLEX BY KENSINGTEN AS SARAH PRICE LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Kensingten has been in full control since that missed Suicide Dive attempt by Sarah Price from earlier. Kensingten looks up at the clock being displayed on the titantron and notices that the first five minutes of this match is almost over. Kensingten gets to her feet and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.. Who’s going to be the next entrant into this Championship Scramble!?! 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..
(“Revival Remix Outro” by Selena Gomez hits as Constance Blevins steps out onto the stage. She looks around the arena then back into the ring where she sees Kensingten Calhoun-Astor waiting for her. Constance Blevins then begins to jog her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the third entrant, from Baltimore, Maryland.. Weighing in at 120lbs!! THE REVIVAL OF!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!!
[25:00]
James Peters: It’s the former Tag Team Champion, Constance Blevins who has just entered this match! Imagine how big this would be if she ended up winning the Specialists Champion right here at Pain for Pride!?! She wants to revive this women’s division to what she sees fit, and what better way to do that than by winning here!?! Constance slides into the ring, but Kensingten quickly gets on the attack with a forearm shot to the top of Constance’s head before Constance can get up to her feet! Constance clutches at the back of her head in pain as Kensingten gets behind her and steps over her back!! It looks like Kensingten might be trying for a cobra clutch!!
Persephone: BUT NO!! Constance connects with a back elbow that lands right into the abdomen of Kensingten! Kensingten clutches at her stomach in pain and leans up against the side ropes as Constance slowly makes her way up to her feet facing the opposite direction as Kensingten!! Kensingten sees this as she charges at Constance with a running forearm to the back of her head!! NO!! Constance sees this at the very last second and was able to duck her head underneath the arm as Kensingten goes right past her!! Kensingten turns around.. RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! That shot takes Kensingten right to the canvas, but Kensingten quickly pops back up to her feet.. ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE BY CONSTANCE!! And again Kensingten hits the canvas hard! Constance runs over to the far ropes as Kensingten is slowly getting up to her feet this time!! Constance bounces back as Kensingten faces her.. SLINGBLADE BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS AS KENSINGTEN IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS INSTANTLY!!
James Peters: Sarah Price has made it up to her feet at ringside as she sees that Constance has entered this match. Sarah slides into the ring as Constance gets up off of Kensingten and focuses her attention on Sarah Price!! Constance makes her way over to Sarah.. BUT SARAH KICKS CONSTANCE IN THE ABDOMEN AND PULLS HER IN!! DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS!!! TWIST OF FATE BY SARAH PRICE ONTO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!
Persephone: NO!!! Constance spins out of the move as both Elitists remain on their feet! Constance keeps a tight grip on Sarah’s arm and Irish Whips her towards the corner! Sarah crashes back first against the corner turnbuckles!! Constance now charges at Sarah Price!! CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! NO!! SARAH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND FALLS TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING AS CONSTANCE GOES FULL SPEED INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES!!! Constance clutches at her chest in pain as she steps out from the corner.. BUT LOOK!! IT’S KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR FROM BEHIND WHO ROLLS UP CONSTANCE AND HAS HER SHOULDERS DOWN!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: NO!!! SARAH PRICE BREAKS THE PIN AS SHE DROPS HER FOREARM DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF KENSINGTEN!!! That was great awareness by Sarah. Although there haven’t been any pins or submissions yet in this match, Sarah is still technically the reigning Specialists Champion in this match until someone gets pinned or submitted. She wants to keep that title as long as she can during this match and if possible, go without anyone getting any pins or submissions because then she would retain the championship by default! Sarah Price just prevented Kensingten from making the first title change during this matchup!!
Rich Russillo: Kensingten quickly gets off of Constance as both Kensingten and Sarah are up to their feet! Sarah kicks Kensingten in the gut! SITOUT JAWBREAKER BY SARAH ONTO KENSINGTEN AS KENSINGTEN STUMBLES ON HER FEET GROGGILY!! Constance makes it up to her feet as well, but Sarah also kicks Constance in the gut and hits a sitout jawbreaker on her as well!! Constance and Kensingten are standing next to each other seeing stars, barely able to stand!! DROPKICK BY SARAH PRICE AS SHE NAILS BOTH CONSTANCE AND KENSINGTEN AT THE SAME TIME, FORCING THEM TO BOTH HIT THE CANVAS!! Sarah gets up to her feet and makes her way over to the corner!! She’s looking at both of her opponents! Constance is the first one to get up to her feet! Sarah charges at her.. ENCHANTMENT BREAKER!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE BY SARAH PRICE!!! IT CONNECTS AND CONSTANCE BLEVINS IS DOWN!!!
Persephone: Sarah now turns her attention towards Kensingten! Kensingten slowly gets up to her hands and knees, then up to her feet! AND SARAH GOES FOR THE PLOT TWIST!!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY SARAH PRICE!!!! NO!!!! KENSINGTEN SIDE STEPS AS SARAH STUMBLES ON HER FEET RIGHT PAST HER!! Sarah turns around.. THE SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR CONNECTS AND SARAH PRICE FALLS THROUGH THE RING ROPES, HITS THE RING APRON, THEN DROPS DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Kensingten is over by the corner and sees Constance slowly getting up to her hands and knees. Kensingten climbs up to the top rope and faces the arena!! Constance is now up to her feet.. THE SOUTH STAR!!! PHOENIX DRAGONRANA BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR CONNECTS ONTO CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND BLEVINS SHOULDERS ARE BEING PINNED DOWN BY KENSINGTEN!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Kensingten Calhoun-Astor is the Interim Specialists Champion!!
Rich Russillo: Well there we go! That’s the first pinfall in this match, and if Kensingten can hold onto this interim reign all the way til the end, then she will be crowned the official EAW Specialists Champion!! Both Sarah Price and Constance Blevins are down and out. Sarah is struggling to get up at ringside after that swag shot moments ago, and Constance is clutching at the back of her neck in pain from that Phoenix Dragonrana that Kensingten used to pin her down. Kensingten is in really good positioning here as we are just about to welcome the fourth entrant of this match!! Kensingten gets herself in an athletic stance in preparation of the next entrant! Who is it going to be!?!
5…. 4…. 3… 2… 1….
(“Cry Little Sister” by Marilyn Manson hits as Kasey Kaos slowly steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives her a loud reaction as Kasey Kaos is turned to the side and looking down at the stage. Kasey then turns her head slowly as a creepy smile forms on her face as she looks directly at Kensingten Calhoun-Astor. Kensingten gets out of her athletic stance as the look of fear forms on her face! Kensingten tries to hide the fact that she is in fear, but we can clearly tell that she is based on her facial expressions and body language)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the fourth entrant!! From London, England!! Weighing in at 130lbs.. MISS MAYHEM!!!! KASEY KAOS!!!!
[20:00]
Persephone: In my eyes Kasey Kaos is the darkest out of all of the competitors in this match. Whatever demon she has trapped inside of her body makes her one of the most dangerous rookies in all of EAW! Kasey is slowly walking down the entrance ramp, as Kensingten is breathing heavily in preparation of what’s about to go down! These two exchanged words on Dynasty last week and now is the time for one of them to eat those words! Who will it be!!
James Peters: WAIT LOOK!!! IT’S SARAH PRICE!!! SHE’S GOTTEN BACK INSIDE THE RING AND STANDS BEHIND KENSINGTEN!! SARAH TURNS CALHOUN-ASTOR AROUND!!! BITTERSWEET ENDING!!! SUPERKICK CONNECTS BY SARAH PRICE!!!!! SARAH DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Sarah Price is the Interim Specialists Champion!!
Rich Russillo: And just like that, Sarah Price is the current specialists champion for this match! Kasey Kaos stops at the end of the entrance ramp and looks directly at Sarah Price who is just now getting up to her feet. The Hellspawn and The Guardian Angel stare at one another as Sarah shows a look of determination on her face, while Kasey licks her lips and smiles creepily back at Price!! Last week Sarah was pretty freaked out at Kasey, but now it looks like Sarah is ready for this confrontation mentally!! Sarah extends her hands out and tells Kasey to get in the ring so the two can throw down!!! AND KASEY SLIDES IN AND CHARGES AT THE CHAMPION!!!
Persephone: KASEY WITH A RUNNING RIGHT HAND!! NO!! Sarah Price ducks underneath the arm and gets behind Kasey! Kasey turns around!! Kick to the stomach by Sarah Price!! Kasey Kaos responds with an open hand chest slap!! Sarah with a forearm to the head!! Kasey with another chest slap!! Sarah with another forearm!! These two women are trading shots back and forth in the center of the ring!!
James Peters: BUT LOOK!! IT’S CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! SHE’S BACK UP TO HER FEET NOW!! AND SHE CHARGES AT BOTH KASEY AND SARAH PRICE WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT!!!! IT TAKES DOWN SARAH, BUT KASEY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE ARM!!! KASEY GETS BEHIND CONSTANCE!!! KAOS REIGNS!!! KAOS REIGNS IS LOCKED IN!!!! KASEY IS SQUEEZING THE LIFE AND AIR OUT OF CONSTANCE RIGHZT NOW WITH THIS SLEEPER HOLD LIKE MANEUVER!!!! CONSTNANCE DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES AS SHE’S TRYING TO PRY THE GRIP FROM AROUND HER NECK!! SHE CAN BARELY BREATHE!!! KASEY PULLS THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!!! CONSTANCE MAY NEED TO TAP OUT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE DOES!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS TAPS OUT!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Kasey Kaos is the Interim Specialists Champion!!
James Peters: Kasey Kaos now releases Constance then gets up to her feet. Sarah Price is at the side by the ring ropes, crawling, and trying to make her way up to her feet from her hands and knees!! Kasey quickly makes her way over to Sarah and grabs her by the hair! Kasey brings Sarah up to her feet, AND HEADBUTTS SARAH WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE AS SARAH IS SENT BACK FIRST AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! Kasey Kaos walks over and grabs Sarah by the head and shoulders, pulls her away from the turnbuckles, then slams her right back against them!!! Kasey grabs Sarah by the hair!! HEADBUTT BY KASEY KAOS THAT NAILS SARAH RIGHT ON HER FOREHEAD!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! KASEY ISN’T STOPPING!! SHE’S LITERALLY DISECTING SARAH PRICE RIGHT NOW!!!
Persephone: ANOTHER HEADBUTT!!! AND ANOTHER!!! THIS TIME IT BUSTS HERSELF WIDE OPEN!!! BLOOD IS DRIPPING DOWN THE FACE OF KASEY AS SHE CONTINUOUSLY STRIKES SARAH WITH THESE HEADBUTTS IN THE CORNER!!!! Kasey’s blood begins to smear onto the face of Sarah Price as all Sarah Price can do is take this beating being handed to her by Kasey Kaos!!! The blood continues to drip down Kasey’s face as it hits her lips. Kasey then licks the blood from off of her lips, smiles creepily once more, AND BASHES HER HEAD AGAINST SARAH PRICE’S AGAIN!!!! Sarah drops down into a seated position in the corner!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kasey looks down at Sarah Price and now grabs the ring ropes and uses them to apply more pressure for a corner foot choke!! Kasey is pressing her boot up against the neck of Sarah Price as Sarah is desperately trying to get out of this situation!! Kasey is literally breaking Sarah Price down right before our eyes!!!
Persephone: FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF KASEY KAOS BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! Kasey releases her chokehold on Sarah, then slowly turns her head and looks Kensingten directly in the eyes!! Kensingten falls back onto her butt on the canvas as it’s almost as if she’ seen a demon!!! Kasey continues to walk towards Kensingten, but Kensingten continues to back up in fear!! Kasey is almost at Kensingten, but Kensingten slides under the ring ropes behind her and gets herself to ringside!!! Kasey steps up to the side ropes and looks down at Kensingten.. BUT KENSINGTEN PULLS ON THE KASEY’S LEGS AND FORCES KASEY TO FALL BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!!! Kensingten keeps a hold of Kasey’s legs and pulls Kasey under the ropes and down to the ringside floor with her!! KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BY KENSINGTEN ON KASEY KAOS!!! Kensingten wraps her arms around Miss Mayhem!!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!! Kasey is finally down as we are just in time for the next entrant!!! 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..
(“Debate Scrum” by Masafumi Takada hits as Harper Lee steps out onto the stage to cheers from the fans. She runs down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the fifth entrant!! From Charlotte, North Carolina!! Weighing in at 118lbs.. THE AMAZING!!!! HARPER LEE!!!!!!
[15:00]
Rich Russillo: And here’s Harper Lee from Showdown!! The anime fangirl is jogging her way down to the ring! After failing to earn her number one contenders spot against Jake Smith for his PURE Championship, Sarah Price allowed to have Harper Lee as a part of this Championship Scramble match!
Persephone: And Harper Lee slides into the ring!! Constance Blevins is up onto her hands and knees, using the ring ropes to assist herself up to her feet! But once she gets there, its Harper Lee with a front dropkick that sends Constance back down to the canvas! Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, we see Kensingten Calhoun-Astor stomping down onto the body of Kasey Kaos!! Kensingten is driving her boot into the limbs of Miss Mayhem!! Kasey begins to clutch at her shoulders in pain as that’s where most of these stomps are landing!! Kasey turns onto her hands and knees, but Kensingten connects with a kick to the abdomen that turns Kasey back around onto her back!! Kensingten now steps up to Kasey.. STANDINGS SOMERSAULT LEG DROP!!! IT CONNECTS BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! Kensingten slowly gets back up to her feet.
James Peters: BUT LOOK!! IT’S HARPER LEE!! HARPER LEE FIGURED OUT WHERE ALL THE ACTION WAS AND SHE’S CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! She’s looking down at Kensingten from the top turnbuckle!! Kensingten faces the ring.. AND HARPER LEE GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY FROM THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO KENSINGTEN AT RINGSIDE!!! IT CONNECTS AS HARPER AND KENSINGTEN ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE WITH KASEY KAOS NEARBY!!! HARPER WANTS TO PROVE THAT SHE BELONGS HERE ON THE PAIN FOR PRIDE CARD AND SHE’S SHOWING UP IN A BIG WAY WITH BIG MOVES LIKE THAT!!!!
(The screen goes into a split screen as we see a replay of the crossbody performed by Harper Lee onto Kensingten Calhoun-Astor one more time)
Rich Russillo: While those three are on the ground, lets focus our attention back in the ring! Sarah Price has just gotten back up to her feet as she’s clutching at her head and neck due to being in pain from those headbutts and chokes from Kasey Kaos earlier. Constance Blevins also gets back up to her feet now. She sees Sarah Price trying to regain her focus.. AND SHE’S NOT HAVING THAT AS CONSTANCE GOES FOR A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF SARAH PRICE!!! IT CONNECTS AS SARAH IS SPUN ALL THE WAY AROUND AND DROPS DOWN TO HER RIGHT KNEE!! Constance Blevins now walks over to Sarah Price, as Sarah slowly gets back up to her feet! And Constance grabs Sarah by the arm and whips her towards corner!! Sarah crashes back first against those turnbuckles!! Constance walks over to Sarah Price.. SHINING LIGHT!!! SHINING WIZARD IN THE CORNER BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS CONNECTS AS SARAH PRICE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Persephone: Constance Blevins gets up to her feet as she makes her way over to the corner. She looks over at Sarah Price who is struggling to get up. Sarah finally finds the strength to get up to her hands and knees as Constance is set up in the corner!! BYE! BYE! DIE!!!! RUNNING PENALTY KICK FROM OUT OF THE CORNER BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS ONTO SARAH PRICE!!!!
James Peters: NO!!!! SARAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS CONSTANCE BLEVINS MISSES THE KICK ENTIRELY!! Constance Stumbles forward against the ring ropes, as Sarah Price slowly makes her way up to her feet. Constance turns around and charges at Sarah Price.. BUT IT’S SARAH PRICE WITH THE BITTER SWEET ENDING SUPERKICK!!! CONSTANCE IS DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT!! KASEY KAOS HAS MADE HER WAY BACK INTO THE RING AND SNUCK BEHIND SARAH PRICE TO LOCK IN THE KAOS REIGNS WHILE PREVENTING SARAH FROM GOING FOR THE PIN ON CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! KASEY IS CHOKING SARAH RIGHT NOW!!! Kasey is the current champion in this match, and she’s doing everything that she can in order to prevent anyone from taking this title away from her!!! Sarah drops down to her knees as Kasey has this tazzmission locked in a standing position!!
Persephone: But look! It’s Harper Lee! She’s back up to her feet at ringside and runs right into the ring! Harper Lee gets behind Kasey without Kasey even knowing!! REVERSE BULLDOG!!! IT CONNECTS AS KASEY LET’S GO OF SARAH PRICE AND GETS THE BACK OF HER HEAD PLANTED DOWN TO THE CANVAS BY HARPER LEE!!!
Rich Russillo: It’s times like these where you have to think that Sarah is thankful for having Harper in this match. Who knows how much would have been taken out of her if Sarah wasn’t there to break up that deadly submission!! Sarah Price is down on the canvas clutching at her throat in pain, as Kasey Kaos is clutching at the back of her head right next to her. On the other side of the ring, we see Constance Blevins crawling her way into a seated position in the corner after gaining her consciousness back. Then there’s Kensingten who has managed to get up to her hands and knees at ringside.. Harper Lee is the only Elitist Standing in this match right now!! Who will be her target!?!
James Peters: AND HARPER LEE CHARGES AT CONSTANCE BLEVINS SITTING IN THE CORNER!!! HESITATION DROPKICK BY HARPER LEE!!! IT CONNECTS AS HARPER’S BOOTS DRIVE INTO THE CHEST OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! Constance falls off to her side, as Harper gets back up to her feet!! Harper turns around and sees Kasey Kaos using the ring ropes to get up to her feet as well!! AND HARPER LEE CHARGES AT KASEY KAOS!! RUNNING BICYCLE KICK BY HARPER LEE ONTO KASEY KAOS AS KAOS GOES FLYING THROUGH THE RING ROPES, HITS THE RING APRON, THEN DROPS DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Persephone: And now there’s Kensingten Calhoun-Astor! She’s gotten herself up to her feet and is making her way back towards the ring! Kensingten slides into the ring and gets up to her feet, but Harper was waiting for her!! RUNNING BICYCLE KICK BICYCLE KICK BY HARPER LEE ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! NO!!! KENSINGTEN DUCKS UNDER THE LEG AND GETS BEHIND HARPER!! THREE QUARTER FACELOCK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR TAKES HARPER LEE DOWN!!!
James Peters: Kensingten Calhoun-Astor now turns her head and sees Sarah Price up onto her hands and knees. Kensingten walks over to Sarah, grabs her by the head and hair, AND KENSINGTEN TOSSES SARAH INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER!!! Sarah is helpless right now, as Kensingten begins to fire away with stiff punches down onto the head of Sarah Price!! ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR!!! FIVE!! SIX!!! SEVEN!! EIGHT CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES ONTO THE HEAD OF SARAH!!! And now Kensingten begins to stomp down into the chest of Sarah Price! Meanwhile, it’s about time we welcome the final entrant to this match!! 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
(“Hey Superstar” By Madina lake hits, as Sierra Bradford sprints out onto the stage and down the entrance ramp)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the sixth and final entrant.. From San Jose, California!!! Weighing in at 141lbs!!! THE GIRL ON FIRE!!! SIERRAA BRADFORD!!!!
[10:00]
James Peters: IT’S SIERRA BRADFORD!!! SIERRA CHARGES DOWN THE RAMP AND TOWARDS THE RING!! Kensingten is still stomping down onto Sarah as she doesn’t even realize that someone just entered the ring! Kensingten is in such a zone right now, BUT SIERRA BRADFORD SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CHARGES AT KENSINGTEN WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! KENSINGTEN LEANS FORWARD AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES, AS SIERRA HELPED SAVE HER SASS PARTNER, SARAH PRICE JUST NOW!!!
Persephone: Sierra Bradford now grabs Kensingten by wrapping her arms around her waist!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY SIERRA BRADFORD ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! Sierra Bradford now goes over to Sarah Price and grabs her by the arm. Sierra then lifts Sarah up to her feet, and checks to see if she’s alright! Sarah nods, as she’s just now gaining the strength to continue fighting after being in this match for so long already!! Sarah and Sierra look at one another, then at Kensingten, then back at each other before nodding towards one another! What do they have planned here!?!
Rich Russillo: Kensingten is down on her hands and knees, but Sarah and Sierra grab Kensingten and bring her up to her feet. They both grab one of Kensingten’s arms and whip her hard towards the corner!! Kensingten crashes back first against the turnbuckles!! Sierra Bradford now charges at Kensingten!! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE CHEST OF KENSINGTEN IN THE CORNER BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!! Sierra rolls out of the way.. AND SARAH PRICE FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK OF HER OWN ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! The forces of that second dropkick has Kensingten stumbling out of the corner!! Sarah and Sierra both make their way in front of Kensingten!! They kick her in the gut and pull her in.. DOUBLE DDT BY SASS ONTO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!
James Peters: Sierra and Sarah both make it back up to their feet! Harper Lee has managed to make it up to her feet inside the ring as well!! Harper charges at Sierra!!! BUT SIERRA COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS SHE PLANTS HARPER’S FACE UP AGAINST THE CANVAS!!! Sierra keeps Harper held down, as Sarah climbs up to the top rope!! Sarah looks down at Harper Lee!!! FLYING ELBOW BY SARAH PRICE ONTO HARPER LEE WHO WAS HELD DOWN BY THAT DROP TOE HOLD BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!
Persephone: Harper Lee rolls off to the side now, as Sierra and Sarah make it up to their feet! BUT LOOK!! IT’S CONSTANCE BLEVINS NOW BACK UP TO HER FEET AS SHE CHARGES AT SIERRA AND SARAH WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT!!! NO!!!! Sierra and Sarah both duck underneat the arm, as Constance Blevins runs towards the far ropes! She bounces back!!! DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP BY SIERRA AND SARAH PRICE AS CONSTANCE CRACKS HER BACK HARD AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!
James Peters: Sierra Bradford and Sarah Price look at one another! They see the crowd going wild right now after all of the action in this match! They both smile at one another and nod! Sierra goes to one corner as Sarah goes to the other! Both women climb up to the top rope!! They look down at Constance Blevins!!! SIERRA MIST BY SIERRA BRADFORD ONTO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! THE MOONSTOMP CONNECTS!!!! Sierra moves out of the way.. AND SARAH PRICE FROM THE OTHER CORNER GOES FOR THE HAPPY ENDING MOONSAULT RIGHT AFTER!!! IT CONNECTS ONTO CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! THAT SEQUENCE IS KNOWN AS THE FINAL CHAPTER AND THESE FANS ARE GOING WILD RIGHT!!!
Rich Russillo: Sarah Price gets back up to her feet as she goes over to Sierra Bradford. They both look at all of the bodies in and outside of this ring! They hear the crowd roaring in excitement! Sarah extends her hand out to high five Sierra, and Sierra gives Sarah the high five! What teamwork being shown by these two Elitists!!
James Peters: BUT SIERRA GRIPS SARAH’S HAND ON THE HIGH FIVE AND KICKS SARAH IN THE STOMACH!!! SHE PULLS SARAH PRICE IN AND LIFTS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!!! SIERRA BRADFORD WALKS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! SIERRA MIST!!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY STUNNER ONTO SARAH PRICE!!!! IT CONNECTS AND SIERRA BRADFORD DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Sierra Bradford is the interim Specialists Champion!
James Peters: SIERRA JUST PINNED SARAH!! SIERRA JUST PINNED SARAH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST SEEN!! THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT WHEN SO MUCH IS ON THE LINE, AT SOME POINT IN THIS MATCH FRIENDSHIPS GO DOWN THE DRAIN!!! SIERRA IS THE INTERIM SPECIALISTS CHAMPION AND WE ARE ALMOST DOWN TO THE FINAL FIVE MINUTES OF THIS MATCH!!
[6:00]
Rich Russillo: Sierra Bradford quickly scans the ring as well as the outside. She quickly begins to kick Sarah Price as Sarah rolls over to the side of the ring! Sierra then shoves Sarah with her boot, as Sarah rolls under the ring ropes and drops down to the ringside floor!! Sierra now goes over to Harper Lee who is on her knees and using the ring ropes to get up to her feet!! AND SIERRA BRADFORD CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT CATCHES HARPER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AND SENDS HER THROUGH THE ROPES AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!! Sierra now sees Kensingten Calhoun-Astor trying to get up as well, and Sierra quickly runs over to her and grabs her by the hair and tights!! AND SIERRA TOSSES KENSINGTEN THROUGH THE RING ROPES AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS WELL!! Sierra now looks over and sees Constance Blevins crawling over to the side of the ring!! AND SIERRA BRADFORD CHARGES AT HER WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT SHOVES CONSTANCE BLEVINS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!
[5:00]
Persephone: We have five minutes left of this match, and Sierra Bradford has cleaned out the entire ring!! She’s the current Champion for this match and all she has to do is survive for five more minutes!! We are at the final stretch and Sierra can almost taste her first championship! She’s only minutes away from accomplishing this incredible feat!! She realizes that no one can be pinned or submitted if they aren’t in the ring! What an incredible strategy by Sierra Bradford!!
James Peters: BUT LOOK!!! IT’S KASEY KAOS!!! KASEY IS SLIDING INTO THE RING BEHIND SIERRA BRADFORD!!! KASEY WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE RING EARLIER BY HARPER LEE!!! THE CROWD IS YELLING AT SIERRA TO WATCH OUT!!! Sierra listens as she slowly turns her head around.. AND SHE SEES THE BLOODY FACE OF KASEY KAOS!! KASEY HAS ONE OF THE MOST SADISTIC LOOKS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE ON HER FACE!! KASEY LICKS HER LIPS, AND SIERRA QUICKLY RUNS AWAY FROM KASEY AND SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! KASEY HAS BROUGHT ABSOLUTE FEAR INTO THE EYES OF SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!
[4:00]
James Peters: We are down to the final four minutes now, and Kasey Kaos is slowly walking towards the side of the ring. She looks directly into the eyes of Sierra Bradford with evil intentions, as Sierra Bradford is breathing heavily!! Kasey now up against the ring ropes, as she extends her index finger out and curls it back, asking for Sierra Bradford to come back into the ring!! But Sierra Bradford has a look of absolute fright on her face as she shakes her head and disapproves of Kasey Kaos’ invitation into the ring!! Kasey turns her head to the side of the ring, as we now see Harper Lee slowly making her way up onto the ring apron!! Kasey Kaos looks back at Sierra Bradford with a smile on her bloody face before looking back at Harper Lee!!
Persephone: AND HARPER TAKES A CHANCE!!! SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY BY HARPER LEE ONTO KASEY KAOS!!! NO!!! KASEY CATCHES HER MID AIR!!! SCOOP POWERSLAM BY KASEY KAOS ONTO HAPRER LEE!!!! HARPER IS DOWN!!!! Meanwhile, Sierra Bradford is watching from the end of the entrance ramp, shaking her head in fear of losing her position as the current interim Specialists Champion!!!
[3:00]
Rich Russillo: Kasey is down on her knees as she looks right at Sierra in a very demonic way!! Sierra is hesitant to step back into the ring because of the fear of standing toe to toe with Miss Mayhem and the demon inside her!!! Kasey Kaos uses her hand and whips the blood across her face and looks back down at Harper Lee!! She lifts Harper up into a seated position.. AND KASEY KAOS LOCKS IN THE KAOS REIGNS!!!! THE KAOS REIGNS IS LOCKED IN ON HARPER LEE!!!!!
James Peters: AND SIERRA BRADFORD CHARGES INTO THE RING AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO KASEY KAOS TO PREVENT HER FROM GETTING THE SUBMISSION!!! Kasey lets go of Harper Lee, but Sierra is firing away with multiple stomps down onto Kasey!! Sierra isn’t quitting! She’s fighting with everything that she has right now!!! She’s doing everything that she can to put Kasey Kaos away and keep her from winning this Specialists Championship!!!
[2:00]
Persephone: But even with Sierra stomping down on Kasey, Kasey still manages to find a way to keep working herself up! Kasey is being pummeled by these stomps but gets up to her hands and knees!! Sierra Bradford can’t believe it! I can’t believe it! This is insane!! But Sierra takes a step back!! RIGHTING WOES!!! SPINNING HEEL KICK ACROSS THE FACE OF KASEY KAOS BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!! IT CONNECTS AND KASEY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND ROLLS ONTO HER BACK!!! Sierra is looking at Kasey as if she’s at war with the devil! She needs to take Kasey out right here and take away all of her chances of winning!!!
Rich Russillo: Sierra Bradford now reaches down and grabs Kasey by the head!! She brings Miss Mayhem up to her feet and lifts her into a fireman’s carry position!!! ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE SIERRA MIST!!!! SHE GOES FOR IT!!!!
James Peters: NO!!! KASEY SQUIRMS OUT OF THE FIREMAN’S CARRY AND LANDS BEHIND SIERRA BRADFORD!!!! KAOS REIGNS!!! KAOS REIGNS IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING ON SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!
[1:00]
Persephone: KASEY KAOS IS SQUEEZING THE NECK AND HEAD AS TIGHT AS SHE CAN! SHE’S TRYING TO TAKE THE LIFE OUT OF SIERRA BRADFORD!!! WE ARE DOWN TO LESS THAN A MINUTE AND SIERRA BRADFORD IS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS MATCH!!! KASEY HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE THAT TITLE AWAY FROM HER!!! BUT SIERRA ISN’T QUITTING!! SHE’S TRYING TO PRY KASEY’S ARMS OFF OF HER!!! IT’S NO USE THOUGH, AS KASEY ONLY SQUEEZES AND CHOKES SIERRA MORE AS THE SECONDS CONTINUE TO WIND DOWN!!!
[0:45]
Rich Russillo: KASEY IS NOW WRENCHING SIERRA’S BODY BACK AND FORTH IN HOPES THAT IT ADDS MORE PAIN TO THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!! SIERRA DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES AND IS REACHING OUT AND TRYING TO GRAB A ROPE TO GET HERSELF A ROPE BREAK, BUT KASEY KAOS DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE KAOS REIGNS STILL LOCKED IN AND THE RING ROPES OUT OF REACH FOR SIERRA!!!
[0:35]
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD ONLY NEEDS TO LAST 25 SECONDS TO BE THE OFFICIAL SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!! SHE CAN’T TAP NOW, AND I THINK SHE REALIZES THIS AS SHE ISN’T GIVING UP!! SHE’S GOING THROUGH THIS PAIN AND FIGHTING AS HARD AS SHE CAN TO NOT QUIT AND SUBMITT!! BUT KASEY APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE BY PULLING BACK ON THE HEAD AND NECK!!!
[0:25]
Persephone: AND SIERRA BRADFORD IS FADING!! SHE WON’T TAP, BUT SHE’S FADING!! HER EYES ARE SHUTTING AND THIS COULD BE THE END!! KASEY CAN ALMOST THE CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT HERE, BUT SO CAN SIERRA AND SHE ISN’T QUITTING!!! BUT SIERRA BRADFORD LOOKS TO BE OUT COLD AND THE REFEREE GOES AND CHECKS ON HER!!!!
[0:15]
James Peters: It looks like the referee is going to give Sierra three chances to respond to her arm dropping before he gives Kasey the submission!! The referee raises Sierra’s arm.. He lets go.. AND IT DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Crowd: ONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Rusillo: He grabs Sierra Bradford’s arm again!!! He lets go!!! AND AGAIN IT DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: This will be it right here! If Sierra wants to be the Specialists Champion, she needs to wake up RIGHT NOW!!! The referee raises Sierra’s arm up for the third time.. He releases it.. AND IT DROPS TO THE CANVAS AGAIN!!!!
Crowd: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Kasey Kaos is the Interim Specialists Champion!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: HAPPY ENDING BY SARAH PRICE FROM THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO BOTH KASEY KAOS AND SIERRA BRADFORD!!! SHE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND KASEY RELEASES SIERRA!!! SARAH SHOVES SIERRA OFF OF KASEY AND HOOKS SIERRA’S LEGS!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Sarah Price is the FINAL Interim Specialists Champion, so the winner.. AND STILL EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION!!!!!!! THE GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!! SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers hits, as Sarah Price slowly makes her way up to her feet. She stumbles over to the referee as he raises her hand up in the air and rewards her with her Specialists Championship belt. The fans in the arena cheer loudly for Price after coming up clutch with the victory. Sarah Price is seen looking down at all of the bodies inside and outside of the ring. She just endured an absolute war as she started from the very beginning and still managed to survive this match as Specialists Champion)
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MATCH!!! There was so much that happened in that ring and so many emotions flowing through the bodies of these Elitists! Each one of them gave it their all, but in the end, it was Sarah Price who finished as the Specialists Champion! Who would have known that the same Sarah Price that debuted here back in September would go on to not only defend the Specialists Championship at Pain for Pride, to also do it in incredible fashion! This was not an easy match by any means!! This was simply incredible!!
Persephone: You said it Rich!! This simply was an incredible bout!! If Sarah Price wasn’t on your radar, then you better have her on there now because this woman means business. Now matter how you view her, she means ABSOLUTE business when it comes down to performing in that ring!!!
James Peters: What an incredible performance by Sarah as she showed exactly why she’s the reigning Specialists Champion!!
(Sarah Price is seen standing on the top of the turnbuckle pointing out to the crowd with her Specialists Championship raised up high!! She gets down from the top turnbuckle, drops down to the canvas, and rolls out of the ring to ringside where she goes over to the fans standing behind the plexiglass!! She raises her championship up in the air for them, as they cheer her on loudly and continuously bang on the Plexiglass in front of them!!! Sarah Price then tosses the EAW Specialists Championship onto her shoulder, then walks up the entrance ramp before the scene fades to black)
(The scene opens up backstage as we see a backstage hand looking extremely annoyed at what he is seeing.)
Backstage Worker: For Christ’s sake, is this a fucking Zoo or something?! Somebody tell TLA to come get this damn mutt before-
Steroid Dawg: GRRR!!!!
BITE!!!!
Backstage Worker: HOLY SHIT! THAT DOG TRIED TO BITE ME!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!
Steroid Dawg: BARK BARK BARK!!!!
(We see Steroid Dawg making a total mess of the backstage area as people flee away. Steroid Dawg is wearing her collar, a “VIVA LA LATIN ASSASSIN” Shirt, and a custom hall of fame ring around her tail as she is seen guarding the locker-room area.)
Steroid Dawg: *Barks happily as she just can’t contain the undeniable fact that her master, TLA, is officially a hall of Famer. Her misunderstood excitement has scared off everyone backstage as she is alone pissing on crates and shitting outside the GM’s offices.*
???: Meow MEOW!
(Suddenly, Steroid Dawg turns to see an elegant feline appear. It is indeed Jennipurr, Ahren Fournier’s famous pet cat. Jennipurr has on a “GOAT” shirt with a mini umbrella attached to her collar as she has her own custom hall of fame ring on her tail.)
Jennipurr: Meow Meow Meow!
Steroid Dawg: Bark, Bark?
Jennipurr: OOP! Meow Meow! *Jennipurr realizes she has to explain what she said because Steroid Dawg don’t speak catineze. Jennipurr appears to be asking Steroid Dawg why she is terrorizing everyone during Pain for Pride and why she can’t be a good pet like Jennipurr and support her master properly.*
Steroid Dawg: BARK BARK! *Steroid Dawg replies by explaining to Jennipurr that Steroid Dawg can’t contain her joy any more. Steroid Dawg is still flying high off TLA’s induction into the hall of fame and wants everyone to know that TLA is the most deserving of the current class this year.*
Jennipurr: Meow, Meow, Meow? *Jennipurr pauses and replies by asking does Steroid Dawg think Ahren is less deserving than TLA.*
Steroid Dawg: ARF BARK WOOF! *Steroid Dawg proudly says yes.*
Jennipurr: Meow, MEOW! *Jennipurr quickly responds with a cat version of BULLSHIT.*
Steroid Dawg: GRRR…BARK!! *Steroid Dawg barks as if to say that she hopes Jennipurr isn’t assuming that Ahren Fournier can hold a candle to TLA’s sexy Mexican ass and if that’s what Jennipurr thinks than she needs to lay off the catnip and get over her self.*
Jennipurr: ME-OW! MEOW Meow MAW MAW!! *Jennipurr counters by explaining that TLA is worthy of his hall of fame spot but the headliner this year was not old ass Amber Keys, impotent Rex McCallister, Booty Fingers Chris Elite, or TLA. Jennipurr says that Ahren was the headliner and main person being inducted this season and is the sole reason why the hall of fame inductions returned after a hiatus. Jennipurr meows that Ahren could retire tomorrow, fall back into the fashion industry, and still be considered the greatest of all time while TLA is still scrambling and wrestling boring matches with the likes of Lethal Consequences.*
Steroid Dawg: BARK! BARKITY BARKY BARK WOOF WOOF! *Steroid Dawg growls and basically says fuck you to the cat as Steroid Dawg also implies that Ahren Fournier peaked last season and was the lesser half of the Illionaires and that he doesn’t wash behind his ears and that his real name is Aaron Fart-nier and that he changed it so he could sound fancy. Steroid Dawg also says that Ahren facing Ryan Wilson just might be the most filler match on the Pain for Pride card. Steroid Dawg infers that having to wrestling Ryan Wilson is worse than being named as a participant in the 24/7 Battle Royal and Ahren really should retire if this is where his career is now.*
Jennipurr: MEEEEEEOWWWW Meow MEOW mEow mEoW! *Jennipurr counters with the fact that using the 24/7 battle royal as an insult for Ahren’s status is stupid because TLA wanted to enter the 24/7 battle royal. Jennipurr meows and laughs at the idea of a guy who was World Champion a few months ago trying to get in match with Lisa Wren and Christian Demarco instead of focusing on their rival. Jennipurr says that TLA is a thief and that he wouldn’t leave his favorite chew toy around him ever.*
Steroid Dawg: BARK BARK BAAARK WOOF!!! *Steroid Dawg demands that Jennipurr takes back that thief comment as Steroid Dawg begins approaching the cat.*
Jennipurr: Meow, Meow, No fucking way, MEOW!
Steroid Dawg: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Jennipurr: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
???: RAWR.
(Suddenly, both beloved pets stand down as the physically dominating jungle cat appears. Kimmy the tiger, The Visual Prophet’s famous pet, enters the scene. Kimmy is very relaxed despite being a giant killing machine that is owned illegally. Kimmy looks at Jennipurr and Steroid Dawg and shakes his Tiger head.)
Kimmy The Tiger: Rawr? *Kimmy seemingly asks both Steroid Dawg and Jennipurr what the problem was.*
Jennipurr: Meow, Meow. Meow meow meow…meow meow….MEOW MEOW meow…meow meow! Meow, Meow. Meow meow meow…meow meow….MEOW MEOW meow…meow meow!
(Kimmy The Tiger shakes it’s head.)
Kimm The Tiger: Rawr, Raw. *Kimmy implies to Jennipurr that Kimmy does not speak cat.*
Steroid Dawg: Woof, bark! *Steroid Dawg is thrown off because to Steroid Dawg’s dog brain, both are actually cats and don’t get how Kimmy can’t understand Jennipurr.*
Kimmy The Tiger: Rawr, rawr rawr rawr RAWR! *Kimmy explains that they come from the same genealogical family but aren’t exactly the same. Kimmy compares being a Tiger to a cat is like comparing Ronn Bank$ and CM Na$ with how they may look the same, they are actually extremely different.*
Jennipurr: Meow Meow… *Jennipurr clears her throat. Jennipurr explains that she does not like how TLA’s pet Steroid Dawg is trying to insist that only TLA was the headline for this year’s hall of fame induction. Jennipurr meows and explains that TLA is not the star Ahren is and that Ahren will not only win at Pain for Pride, but will go to where ever he is drafted and regain the World Title that he has missed since last having it.*
Steroid Dawg: Bark, woof! *Steroid Dawg can’t understand Jennipurr hating on TLA and resents everything she says. Steroid Dawg barks as if to say that after TLA beats the beat maker LC up tonight, that TLA will be the one that gets back to the World Championship picture and be even better than he was previously.*
Kimmy The Tiger: Rawr, RAwr, RAWr, RAWR! *Kimmy says enough is enough. Kimmy doesn’t like watching the two best EAW animals ever fighting over nothing. Kimmy insists that both Jennipurr and Steroid Dawg stop fighting and start celebrating and appreciating each other. Steroid Dawg and Jennipurr both lower their head and think about what Kimmy says as Kimmy stands between them. Kimmy ROARS again, now saying that Kimmy joined EAW with The Visual Prophet and that Kimmy and Viz both get inspired when they see the creativity TLA and Ahren display every week inside the ring and out and appreciate such vibrant pets like Jennipurr and Steroid Dawg. Kimmy wants both pets to know that if Kimmy ever gets to see Viz get inducted into the hall of fame, he would also be defensive of his master BUT he wants all pets now and forever to know that though our owners may fight in hellacious matches for gold belts and bragging rights…us EAW pets have to stick together and maybe JUST MAYBE…Steroid Dawg, Jennipurr, and Kimmy could one day have their own match at an FPV. Maybe next year at Pain for Pride even. Who knows?*
(All three pets pause as they reflect on what Kimmy said.)
Steroid Dawg: Woof. *Steroid Dawg smiles and lets Kimmy know that Kimmy is right. Steroid Dawg apologies to Jennipurr and licks her paw.*
Jennipurr: Meow! *Jennipurr purrs and licks Steroid Dawg’s paw back. Jennipurr lets Steroid Dawg know she is sorry as well and accepts Steroid Dawg’s apology. Both pets begin prancing around as Kimmy the Tiger lays down on it’s stomach and licks it’s own face.*
Kimmy The Tiger: Rawr! *Kimmy is happy both Jennipurr and Steroid Dawg let bygones be bygones*
(The scene begins to fade out as we see security just out of the frame desperately trying to capture and put the loose animals away.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The stadium lights go out.)
(The titantron flickers on, the words “THE RISE” written in white letters comes across the titantron.)
(It transitions into a scene, where a young Terry Chambers sits at a table, signing his rookie EAW contract. The caption on it reads “Fall 2013”)
Morgan Freeman(voice over): A young man, arrived in the top wrestling company in the world. His dream of working in this company finally came true. He had all the hype to be a superstar, he had all the weight on his shoulders to prove he belonged…and he did just that!
(The package transitions into Terry Chambers’ dominant run on NEO through the fall of 2013 til the summer of 2014. It shows victories over talents such as Moonlight Predator, Victor Vendetta, and Aren Mstislav. It stops on February 2014, and highlights Terry winning the Young Lions Cup against Ryan Savage, just a little over three months after his debut in EAW. Terry is shown looking at the Cup in disbelief.)
Morgan Freeman: After a few months, he reached the top and was considered the future. Nobody looked as bright as this young man. His ink wasn’t even dry and he already made a moment for himself…and he was about to make another….
(The package transitions to Pain for Pride 7 in 2014, in Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan, 40 minutes from Terry’s hometown, Detroit. The package shows a clip of Terry T5’ing The Nas to defeat him and Monstro, to become the final Young Lions Cup holder in its history. Terry holds the cup up high and looks around him, soaking in the moment.)
Morgan Freeman: In this moment, he just captured a moment, in a stadium he called a second home because he grew up idolizing the team who played in the Big House, the Michigan Wolverines. With NEO disbanded, Terry went to the main roster with all the expectations in the world……would he live up to them?
(The package on the titantron goes dark and the words “THE FALL” appear on the screen.)
(The package transitions into Terry losing countless matches over the years, very rarely ever getting a big win. The camera even transitions to Terry going through a goofy movie star persona in the summer of 2015.)
Morgan Freeman: The pressure and expectations proved to be too much for the young Terry Chambers. As he slipped farther and farther down, it looked like he couldn’t go any lower…until….
(The package transitions to Terry getting eliminated in 2 seconds at the 2016 Grand Rampage. It then cuts to Terry losing to Keelan Cetinich in May 2017 in a short amount of time, which would be Terry’s last match in the company for a year. The package transitions to see Terry struggling outside of the ring in his personal life during the time he was gone for a year in 2017 with marriage problems, and his drug addiction.)
Morgan Freeman: After what seemed like endless humiliation, Terry called it quits. He went home, but things just seemed to get worse in his personal life. Terry was struggling, he was unhappy, he was at a point he didn’t know what to do. Then one day……..
Morgan Freeman: He realized who the hell he was!
(The package goes dark on the titantron again, the words “THE RISE AGAIN” pop up on the titantron.)
(The package has a more aggressive tone to it as it sees Terry training his ass off, working himself to get back in the ring, shows him spending time with his kids rather than neglecting them like he used to during the dark time of his life. It cuts to Terry returning in the 2018 Grand Rampage match. It highlights Terry’s bouts with the likes of Heart Break Boy, Diamond Cage, Andrea Valentine, Malcolm Jones, and others in Season 12 during his time on Showdown. It shows Terry slowly beginning his rise back to the top from rock bottom.)
Morgan Freeman: He came back humble, and ready for anything that got thrown his way. He took on every challenge. Terry was happy for the first time in a while, and when someone tried taking it all away from him with a premeditated assault…..he took his title from him in response and etched himself in the history books….
(The camera cuts to Terry pinning Drake King last year at Pain for Pride. It then shows Terry emotional, looking down at the Interwire Championship.)
Morgan Freeman: After years of setbacks, he finally accomplished winning the championship on the grandest stage. The moment was special, but his reign was the opposite. But over the past year, he’s proven his worth to this company and shown how much of an asset he is, building his stock, one match at a time…..
(The package transitions into mini-shots of all kinds of clips from matches Terry had with Rex McAllister, Andrea Valentine, Charlie Marr, Raven Roberts, Ms. Extreme, and more over the past year in Season 13.)
Morgan Freeman: Tonight, Terry looks to go back to an old chapter of his career and touch up a few things. He’s gonna change the way he’s viewed when they think of him and the Interwire Championship. I invite you all, to be a part of history….AS TONIGHT….
Morgan Freeman: TERRY CHAMBERS……
Morgan Freeman: BREAKS THROUGH!
(The package on the tron shuts off and the stadium is dark. A sound of glass shattering from the stage is heard.)
(The lights turn on to see Terry punch through a standing piece of glass on the stage.
“Natural” by Imagine Dragons hits. The crowd in attendance cheers loudly for the Barbaric Carnivore. Terry looks around and soaks in the moment before walking to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST….THE CHALLENGER….FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN…WEIGHING IN AT 270 POUNDS….THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE…..TTTEERRRRYYYY CCCCCHHHAAMMMBBBERRRSSSS!!!!!
Rich Russillo: What an entrance for Terry! Highlighting his story, while literally breaking through! He even got Morgan Freeman to voice over :wow: All week long, Terry has said this match is all about redemption! He won this same title last year at Pain for Pride, and he’s on a mission to gain it back to have a better reign than his first one. It still haunts him and it might always be with him unless he rectifies it.
James Peters: I think he can do it, we’ve watched this man all season long. Most matches he’s been screwed over in. He’s come up short several times, but tonight I think he can pull it off. He’s got a tough challenge in order to become a two time Interwire Champion here tonight in Consuela Rose Ava, but if there’s anybody who I think wants this and can do it, it’s this man Terry Chambers!
(“We appreciate Power” by Grimes plays up as the lights go out.)
(The lights go back up yet again. A ray of light is radiating the center of the stage. All of a sudden three figures walk out the curtain as the Titantron starts flashing.)
(The camera zooms in on Consuela Rose Ava who is wearing a long red robe, matching the palette of her red and black attire. The robe is open in the middle as the Interwire Championship is seen around her waist.The other two figures are both holding the lower end of her robe as the trip starts walking down towards the squared circle)
Rich Russillo: Find me one word to describe Consuela’s Season. Just one word. I dare you to try and sum it up with just one word.
Persephone: Boring?
Rich Russillo: No.
Persephone: Awful?
Rich Russillo: Absolutely not.
Persephone: Cringe?
James Peters: Emotional is the word we are looking for. Consuela Rose Ava has been through an emotional roller coaster since the very start of the Season. She is a multi times Champion, we know for a fact the in ring action does not scare her one bit. She is built for this business, there is not a single doubt in my mind. But what happens when family gets involved? What happens when friends get involved? What happens when your sentimental life gets shaken up?
Rich Russillo: This match against Terry Chambers is not just a wrestling match. It won’t be simply a matter of pure power, strength, determination. Consuela will be put to the test not just from a physical standpoint but also from a psychological standpoint. Some might argue that she should feel good about fighting someone like Terry, someone she could consider an ally, or even a friend. But these situations often carry the biggest threats because when emotions get in the way, it’s very, very difficult to fight them back and keep control. Especially, when someone who calls herself the Perfectionist is involved.
Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS… SHE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…. THE PERFECTIONIST… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!
(The camera pans over to the ring side area and shows the two figures taking the robe off Consuela. She unwraps the Interwire Championship off her waist and hops on the apron. Her and Terry Chambers glare at each other for a couple of moments.)
(She then steps inside the ring and positions herself in the corner)
James Peters: Perfection is not of this world, some might say. If Consuela wins here tonight, her Season will definitely be considered as close to Perfect as it can be. The time for talking is behind us now, it’s time to see which one of these two Elitists is going to walk away with the win.
(Consuela hands the title to the referee as he raises the belt over his shoulder. The crowd shows its support as the match gets underway)
DING DING DING
James Peters: And the match finally begins. Months of hype, drama, twists and turns, everything was meant to bring these two warriors to this very moment, fighting it out for the Interwire Championship on the biggest stage in EAW. Terry Chambers and Consuela Rose Ava square off in the middle of the ring and… Wait a minute. It looks like Terry Chambers is offering a handshake to start things off. I guess chivalry isn’t dead after all..
Persephone: Chivalry? He is a literal animal! And I am pretty sure he smells like one too.
Rich Russillo: Well, that’s just your opinion. The harsh words here two spit out this week are obviously still echoing inside their heads but there is still room for fair play as we are witnessing a show of respect here. Is Consuela going to shake his hand?
James Peters: And she does! Terry Chambers nods as he takes a couple of steps back, so does Consuela and finally we can get this highly anticipated battle started. Terry and Consuela now lock up in the middle of the ring, a test of strength here as Terry Chambers clearly has the advantage in this predicament. He manages to make good use of his raw power as he pushes Consuela all the way to the corner, while the two are still tangled in a collar and elbow tie up. The referee steps in to force the break and… Terry Chambers backs off with his hands held high, a clean break! The Barbaric Carnivore steps back in the middle of the ring, allowing the Perfectionist to recover and get herself out of the corner.
Rich Russillo: Consuela and Terry are going right back at it but this time Consuela is quicker on her feet, she positions herself right behind Terry and goes for his legs, she trips him over as the Barbaric Carnivore is now downed! Consuela quickly changes position as she wraps her arms around his head in a gator roll predicament. Not much she can do from this predicament other than keeping Terry Chambers grounded but still, the Interwire Champion is showing how signs or remorse nor fear here. She is here to fight! Terry though is using his strenght to get back on his knees, Consuela has the headlock still locked in tight… OH WHAT A SLAP BY CONSUELA! THAT ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ARENA!
James Peters: Terry is just as stunned as we are, meanwhile Consuela is smirking! She’s enjoying this! And now Terry nods too! It looks like we are in for a treat, ladies and gentlemen. These two are definitely NOT going to hold back and neither one of them is going to give an inch here tonight. Terry Chambers and Consuela are now right back at it, Consuela goes for Terry’s legs but the Barbaric Carnivore had that move scouted as he nails Consuela with a stiff knee shot to the waist. Consuela stumbles back, as Terry presses on the advantage he got. Consuela attempts to create separation between her and her opponent, she hides in the corner but Terry charges in for a corner Spear… NO! CONSUELA GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE TERRY COULD HIT HER! THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE CRASHES ON THE STEEL POST HARD, SHOULDER FIRST AND THIS MIGHT BE THE TURNING POINT OF THE MATCH… CONSUELA ROLLS HIM UP IMMEDIATELY, SHE IS TRYING TO STEAL ONE HERE
ONEEE———
Rich Russillo: Terry powers out at One!
Persephone: You are acting as if avoiding that shoulder tackle is such a big deal. Terry Chambers is possibly the slowest athlete I’ve ever seen compete in EAW, IF we can even call him athlete. I’m still not sure he deserves that definition.
Rich Russillo: Either way, that exchange reminded us what this match is all about! It’s going to be speed versus raw power! We will see who is going to be able to overcome their opponent and win here tonight. Consuela heads right to the corner, she hops on the middle rope as Terry Chambers is still trying to recover from the previous hit he took. Consuela has him in her sights… But Terry rushes in and hits her with a stiff forearm shot! Consuela is in a precarious position as Terry decides to put his foot on the middle rope as well! Consuela is sitting on the top turnbuckle as Terry Chambers is facing her on the middle rope, this is not going to end well, one way or the other!
James Peters: Rough spot to be in, especially in the early stages of the match! If they land badly it might cost them the whole match already! Terry Chambers doesn’t seem to care about his safety as he connects with another forearm shot right across the face of Consuela who is completely stunned, she’s almost out of it! Thankfully she has a strong grip on the top rope and somehow still managed to keep her balance for as much as she can. Consuela now is fighting back though, another shot to the face of Terry who is dangerously close to fall! Another shot by Consuela who connects with a kick, but Terry is still on the middle rope although stunned! Wait… what does Consuela have in mind now?
Rich Russillo: Consuela was sitting on the top turnbuckle but she is now standing on top of it, she is using Terry’s body to keep her balance. Terry is still facing her, his feet are on the middle rope and… No way, is Consuela going for a Sunset Flip here!? Nevermind, I spoke too soon! Terry Chambers just pushed her off and… NO WAY! CONSUELA WAS ABOUT TO FALL TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND POSSIBLY INJURE HERSELF, BUT TERRY AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT GRABBED HER BY THE ARM! CONSUELA ROSE AVA LANDS SAFELY ON THE APRON, AS TERRY HOPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! THE PERFECTIONIST IS JUST AS STUNNED AS WE ARE!
Persephone: Are you kidding me? What is this? These people paid to see a wrestling match, they want these two to completely kill each other and here they are playing Titanic? What the hell, man?
James Peters: Well, Terry Chambers said it loud and clear earlier this week. This match is supposed to be fair and competitive. I guess he was running on pure instincts there! He saw her in danger and… he simply grabbed her! Call it Barbaric Instinct if you want, but that’s a display of respect I can get behind.
Rich Russillo: Anyways, let’s get back to the action. Consuela and Terry are once again fighting it out in the middle of the ring, Dropkick by Consuela as Terry Chambers stumbles back all the way to the corner. Consuela charges in for a running knee strike but Terry powers out of the corner and hits her with a sick clothesline before she could even approach the corner! He almost took her head off there, so much for his manners. Terry Chambers knows he has to press on the advantage, no time for a cover, he must not give her a chance to reassess the situation! Consuela stumbles back to her feet as Terry launches her to the corner with a strong Irish Whip… Consuela lands back first against the turnbuckle, she falls on her butt in a seated position and that’s not the predicament you want to be in when you are up against the Barbaric Carnivore! TERRY CHARGES IN FOR THE CANNONBALL BUT CONSUELA GOT HER KNEES UP RIGHT AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT! I AM NOT SURE WHO GOT THE WORSE IN THAT EXCHANGE, CONSUELA LOOKS LIKE SHE IS IN PAIN BUT TERRY SURELY FELT IT A LOT MORE!
Persephone: Good, I hope her knees just got crushed, this way she won’t be flying around anymore and she can stop humiliating herself! Not everyone is born to be a high flyer, there’s nothing wrong with it. Just accept yourself for who you are (a loser) and everyone (your opponents) will be happy.
James Peters: ?!?!?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: Back to the action! Terry Chambers Sri,blues back to his feet but Consuela is right on top of her game and she just nailed him with a sick Roundhouse kick! Terry Chambers drops to the mat like a sack of potatoes as Consuela is thinking high risk yet again! She is climbing the top turnbuckle yet again, this time though her back is turned! Is she thinking Moonsault here? It might be too soon to go for the Lemonlight… AND I WAS RIGHT, TERRY CHAMBERS BOLTS BACK TO HIS FEET AND KICKS THE ROPES WITH A FEROCIOUS STRIKE! THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TREMBLES AS A RESULT OF THAT HIT AND CONSUELA LOSES HER BALANCE! OH NO! CONSUELA HAS HER LEG TRAPPED AROUND THE TOP ROPE! SHE IS IN A TREE OF WOE PREDICAMENT AND SHE CANT GET OUT! REF, DO SOMETHING, QUICK!
James Peters: Terry did the smartest thing he could’ve done in that situation, he forced her to lose her balance but as a result Consuela is now trapped upside down in the corner! She is pushing and pushing but she can’t get out! What is Terry going to do? The Barbaric Carnivore is approaching the corner, what is he going to do here!? Is he going to capitalize? The referee is desperately trying to break her free, but to no avail
Persephone: White Knight alert….
Rich Russillo: No way! Terry Chambers is helping Consuela Rose Ava! He just let her free from the Tree of Woe! This is insane, he could’ve capitalized on her mistake but instead he put his honor at the top of the priority list! What a true Gentleman! I guess he really meant it when he said he was looking for a fair and competitive match against Consuela, no shortcuts!
Persephone: I am going to start calling Terry Chambers “Homer”, because not only is he just as fat, but he is also a Simp, son. (Not a typo )
James Peters: Call him the way you want to call him, tonight Terry Chambers is out here to prove a point. Consuela Rose Ava doesn’t look too happy though. Sure, Terry’s playful attitude isn’t nothing new, he even showed huge trunks of it during their promo battle this week. The Interwire Championship is a serious business though, especially to the Champion and she wants a real fight! The Perfectionist wastes no time and as soon as the referee gets out of the way, she is all over Terry Chambers with a flurry of shots and kicks and forearms and… she’s throwing everything she has at him! Terry Chambers is stunned but he quickly manages to fend her off and push her away from him, Consuela charges back in and OOUCH, WHAT A MASSIVE BIG BOOT BY TERRY CHAMBERS, HE JUST TOOK HER HEAD OFF THERE! QUICK PIN ATTEMPT BY THE CHALLENGER…
ONEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOO
THR—————-
James Peters: Consuela kicks out! I can assure the people watching at home that kicking out of that one wasn’t easy at all, when you consider the size difference. Consuela not only add to fight through the pain but she also had to power through and overcome Terry’s advantage. It’s all fun and games, but that’s a tactical element I am sure the Perfectionist is well aware of, as it’s going to play a big role in this match, especially in its latest stage. Terry Chambers wastes no time as he picks Consuela up and launches her towards the ropes, Consuela bounces back as Terry catches her off the rebound, he pulls her up on his shoulders with inhuman strength and he goes for a Samoan Drop… No, nevermind, Consuela scouted it and she escaped his grasp. Consuela lands right behind Terry and she takes out his left leg with a stiff shot to his shin. Terry is stunned for a moment as Consuela is quick to capitalize! Jawbreaker! This time it connects and it sends Terry back first onto the mat. The Barbaric Carnivore is stunned but Consuela isn’t going for the pin just yet.
Persephone: All she had to do to beat Homer Simpbers was to run in circles around the ring and tire him out. He wasn’t going to last more than one lap anyways.
Rich Russillo: To his credit, Terry Chambers has been losing a ton of weight lately. I am pretty sure we are going to be witnessing a whole new Terry Chambers next season and who knows, perhaps that Terry Chambers is going to be our Interwire Champion if he manages to beat Consuela Rose Ava here tonight. Anyways, Consuela is pulling out all the stops here as the match rages on. She picks him up and goes for a Roundhouse kick but Terry ducks underneath and avoids the damage. Consuela is exposed and Terry knows it, he catches her and throws her all the way accross the ring with a ferocious Exploder Suplex! Consuela lands near the corner as she is gasping for air, frantically crawling towards the turnbuckle pads… Not the place she wants to be! Terry Chambers charges in and this time, finally, the Cannonball connects! Consuela gets literally flattened by Terry Chambers as he goes for the cover, third time’s the charm!
ONEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOO
THR——
James Peters: Kickout by Consuela! Terry is in disbelief as he is trying to catch his breath… NO WAY, CONSUELA WAS PLAYING POSSUM! SHE GETS A HOLD OF TERRY’S ARM AS SHE DRAGS HIM TO THE MAT WITH, THE SUELA LOCK IS IN! CONSUELA IS STRUGGLING THOUGH, SHE DOESNT SEEM QUITE ABLE TO LOCK THE MOVE PROPERLY AS TERRY CHAMBERS IS REFUSING TO GO DOWN… TERRY MANAGES TO GET ON HIS KNEES WITH A SICK DISPLAY OF RAW POWER AND RESILIENCE, HE IS FINDING A WAY OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT! TERRY CHAMBERS WITH STRAIGHT UP RAW POWER LIFTS CONSUELA UP AND JUST SLAMS HER DOWN WITH AUTHORITY, A MASSIVE SIDE WALK SLAM!
Rich Russillo: Phew, that was super close. Consuela is as tough as they come, you never know when she’s about to strike and she just showed the world there how you must always keep your guard up when you are in the ring with her. Terry Chambers has somehow still found a way to keep the advantage, as he picks her up yet again, he throws her in the corner… Consuela is out of it! Terry Chambers goes for the corner ENZIGURI… CSS ENZIGURI CONNECTS! TERRY CHAMBERS GOT ALL OUT OF HIS SIGNATURE KICK, CONSUELA STUMBLES ON HER FEET, SHE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS TERRY CHAMBERS GETS RIGHT BACK AT HER… NO WAY, CONSUELA JUST KILLED HIM WITH A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! TERRY CHAMBERS FALLS FLAT TO THE MAT AS CONSUELA COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HIM! HIS SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT AND THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT….
ONEEEEEE
TWOOOOO
Persephone: Kickout by Homer Simpbers, this torture is still going! Hooray!
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava dug way deep and found a way to answer to that violent enziguri kick by Terry. The Barbaric Carnivore is now slowly getting back to his feet but so is the Perfectionist. Both are using the ropes as leverage to get back up on their feet. Consuela was a little faster there and she quickly tries to make the most out of her advantage by rushing in, Terry side steps her though as Consuela goes flying over the top rope. Terry Chambers has not enough strenght to follow up right away as he collapses to his knees, meanwhile Consuela got right back on the apron and she is ready to surprise him with a springboard attack as soon as he turns around… TERRY TURNS TO CONSUELA AS SHE LEAPS IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY… NO WAIT, I SPOKE TOO SOON! TERRY CHAMBERS GOT HER IN MID AIR, HE LIFTED HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AND THEN JUST SLAMMED HER DOWN HARD WITH A NASTY SAMOAN DROP!
Rich Russillo: TERRY IS NOT DONE YET THOUGH, HE PICKS HER BACK UP, HE TRANSITIONS HER TO A POWERBOMB POSITION AND… PLEASE DON’T DO THAT TERRY, NO! TERRY CHAMBERS CHARGES IN TOWARDS THE CORNER, HE IS THINKING TURNBUCKLE BOMB BUT CONSUELA IS FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE, SHE WANTS NONE OF THAT! CONSUELA MANAGES TO STUN HIM MOMENTARILY WITH A STRAIGHT SHOT TO THE FACE AND SHE HITS HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA, SENDING HIM HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! TERRY CHAMBERS IS STUNNED, HE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, CONSUELA HAS TO FOLLOW UP NOW!
James Peters: Incredible counter by Consuela, she just used the momentum of Terry’s buckle bomb to her advantage as she spiked his head into the turnbuckle with a sick Hurricanrana. She is now climbing the top turnbuckle, this time Terry is completely out, I don’t think he is going to be able to stop her any time soon… CONSUELA ROSE AVA GOES FOR HER SIGNATURE MOONSAULT, THE LEMONLIGHT CONNECTS TO PERFECTION! NO PUN INTENDED! CONSUELA HOOKS BOTH LEGS…
ONEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOO
THRREEEE———-
Persephone: Urgh! He kicked out AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is still in this match! This is how much the Interwire Championship is worth to him! He does not want to let up! Consuela Rose Ava must find a way to put him out for good but it’s going to take more than that, I’m afraid. Consuela is now stalking Terry, waiting patiently for him to get up as she is thinking La Rodilla de la Muerte! The Knee of Death is about to strike…. CONSUELA RUSHES IN AS TERRY CHAMBERS IS COMPLETELY STUNNED, IF SHE HITS THIS ONE, THIS MATCH WILL BE OVER…
James Peters: NO WAY, TERRY CHAMBERS LIFTED HER UP IN THE T5 PREDICAMENT, WHAT A GREAT COUNTER BY TERRY CHAMBERS WHO SAW THAT ONE COMING! CONSUELA IS FIGHTING FOR DEAR LIFE, SHE IS THROWING EVERYTHING IN HER ARSENAL IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREAK FREE FROM HIS GRASP! ELBOW SHOT AFTER ELBOW SHOT, CONSUELA DOES NOT WANT TO QUIT! TERRY IS STUNNED AS HE STUMBLES ALL THE WAY TO THE ROPES ALLOWING CONSUELA TO GET A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE! TERRY TRIES TO FORCE HER BACK INSIDE THE SQUARED CIRCLE BUT SHE IS HOLDING ON, SHE IS NOT GOING TO LET GO OF THE ROPES! TERRY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET HER GO!
Rich Russillo: They were both super close, they were about to hit each other with their best shot but somehow both of them found a way to delay the inevitable. Terry has collapsed to his knees as Consuela smartly rolled out of the ring and she is now on the apron. Terry walks up to her but he gets hit with a nasty kick to the head which sends him flat to the mat one more time. Consuela is thinking Moonsault yet again, she climbs to the top rope, this is dangerous… NO WAY, TERRY GOT BACK TO HIS FEET AND GOT A HOLD OF HER AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP! CONSUELA IS NOW STUCK IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AND SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE THERE! TERRY RUNS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND JUST THROWS CONSUELA AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, WHAT A NASTY IMPACT! TURNBUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS, CONSUELA IS OUT! COVER…
ONEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THR———
James Peters: KICKOUT BY CONSUELA! THE CHAMPION IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! Terry Chambers is growing frustrated and that might cost him the match here, he picks her back up and launches her to the ropes with ferocious strength. Consuela bounces back off the ropes, Terry lifts her up yet again, T5… NO, CONSUELA AVOIDS THE IMPACT AND LANDS ON HER FEET! JUMPING SNAPMARE BY CONSUELA, SHE JUST TOOK HIM OUT, TERRY IS STUNNED! RUNNING KNEE! THE KNEE OF DEATH CONNECTS, LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! CONSUELA SAW AN OPENING AND SHE STRUCK WITH VICIOUS ACCURACY! TERRY CHAMBERS IS DOWN AND OUT, THIS IS IT…
ONEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: Kickout yet by Terry Chambers! Terry Chambers survived the knee of Death and Consueal cannot believe it! She crawls back to the corner with her eyes wide open, her expression is made of pure disbelief! Terry Chambers is simply laying on the mat now, gasping for air as that shot took a lot out of him… The referee asks him if he wants to continue and he says yes! Consuela has different ideas in mind though as she is ready to go for her Running Knee strike yet again…
James Peters: Terry is stumbling back to his feet, Consuela has him right where she wants him… Consuela charges in for the second time… THIS TIME TERRY CAUGHT HER, TERRY JUST POWERED HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS… HE IS GOING FOR IT! T5! T5! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS, THE MATCH IS OVER, TERRY CHAMBERS COLLAPSES ON TOP OF THE CHAMPION, WILL THIS BE ENOUGH….
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rich Russillo: The ropes! Consuela got her foot on the bottom rope…
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: … but the referee didn’t see it! He is still counting!
….
James Peters: KICKOUT BY CONSUELA! CONSUELA IS STILL ALIVE! THE CHAMPION IS STILL IN THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Insane ring awareness displayed there by Consuela! She realised the referee didn’t notice the rope break and she decided to Kickout herself! Amazing! I cannot believe this! Terry is just as stunned as we are, quite possibly even more than that! He is in disbelief, he thought he had this match won and the referee was so close to the three count! It’s not over yet though, Terry has to keep fighting!
Persephone: No! Stop fighting! Let’s end this torture once and for all!
James Peters: Terry Chambers is now back to his feet, waiting for Consuela Rose Ava to do the same… The Perfectionist is stunned, as Terry is stalking her… Terry lifts her up, he is going for another T5… CONSUELA IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, TERRY WALKS RIGHT BACK INSIDE THE RING, NO MORE ROPEBREAKS THIS TIME AROUND! TERRY GOES FOR IT…
Rich Russillo: NO WAY, CONSUELA GOT A HOLD OF HIS ARM AND SOMEHOW DRAGGED HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH HER! SHE JUST LOCKED HER SUELA LOCK IN! TERRY HAS NOWHERE TO GO, TERRY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HE IS FIGHTING BACK BUT HE IS ALMOST OUT, TERRY CHAMBERS IS TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THEY ARE WAY TOO FAR AWAY! HE DECIDED TO GET CONSUELA BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND NOW HE IS PAYING FOR IT! TERRY IS FADING OUT, CONSUELA IS SCREAMING!
James Peters: THE REFEREE IS CHECKING THE HAND OF OF TERRY CHAMBERS, HE IS ABOUT TO FADE OUT! THE REF LIFTS HIS HAND UP ONCE…
AND IT FALLS DOWN!
THE REFEREE LIFTS IT UP ONCE MORE… AND IT FALLS TO THE MAT YET AGAIN.
THE REFEREE LIFTS IT UP ONE LAST TIME….
THE HAND FALLS TO THE MAT….
Rich Russillo: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS IS FIGHTING BACK! TERRY WITH SUPERHUMAN STRENGHT, HE IS TRYING TO PUSH CONSUELA TO HER SIDE! AND HE DOES! TERRY HAS SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO GET RID OF CONSUELA, CONSUELA STUMBLES BACK AS THERE IS NOW SOME SEPARATION BETWEEN THE TWO…
James Peters: THE KNEE OF DEATH! THE RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE! LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE STRIKES AS TERRY CHAMBERS IS OUT OF IT! THIS HAS TO BE IT… CONSUELA HAS HIM…. THE COVER….
Persephone: Wait, what?
Rich Russillo: Consuela isn’t going for the cover… Terry Chambers is right back on his knees. He is completely out of it but he doesn’t want to stay down. Consuela is stunned as Terry Chambers seems to be taunting her…
Terry Chambers(Off mic): Bring it…
James Peters: CONSUELA RUSHES IN FOR ONE MORE TIME! THIRD CONSECUTIVE RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! TERRY CHAMBERS COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, HE MIGHT BE DEAD FOR GOOD THIS TIME AROUND…. NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT THREE CONSECUTIVE KNEES! THE COVER…
ONEEEEEEEE
TWOOOO
THREEEEEEEE
(DING DING DING)
(We Appreciate Power” by Grimes plays up as Consuela gets back to her feet. The referee quickly brings her the Championship title as the crowd rejoice)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STIILLLLLL THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION… THE PERFECTIONIST, CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!
James Peters: And just like that, the match is over! Unbelievable show of resilience by Terry Chambers! It took her three knees of death to bring the Barbaric Carnivore down for the three count! I cannot believe this!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is visibly disappointed in the outcome of the match, he did not want to go down that way. He fought so hard to make it at Pain for Pride but in the end, Consuela Rose Ava retained thanks to a gutsy performance!
(Terry Chambers approaches Consuela Rose Ava with a disappointed look on his face. The Interwire Champion glares at him and then then she looks back at her Championship title.)
James Peters: What is going to happen now? Terry is clearly disappointed in the outcome of the match but he has nothing to be ashamed of. He put his heart on the line tonight and it just wasn’t enough! Hey look!
(Terry grabs Consuela by her wrist. She stops for a moment).
(The two simply glare at each other for a couple of interminable moments)
Rich Russillo: What is going to happen now?!
(Terry Chambers kisses Consuela Rose Ava)
James Peters: FHEIOS,RUS(NFJDSUHDKFOFKELDMFK
Rich Russillo: No way! Terry Chambers just kissed Consuela! And Consuela is blushing! Oh my God what a moment! This is Pain for Pride for you all! WHAT A MOMENT!
Persephone: Urgh, I’m about to puke. Kill me now.
(Terry grabs Consuela’s hand as the two walk towards the ropes. He lowers the bottom rope with his boot as Consuela gets on the apron. Terry then walks out)
Rich Russillo: They walking out together! Hand in hand!
(Terry and Consuela walk back up the ramp hand in hand as the crowd goes crazy!)
(The camera cuts to the ring as Showdown Ring Announcer, Gina Romanos stands ready.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!… and will be contested under PURE RULES!!!!
(“Dream On” by Aerosmith plays as the crowd gives a positive reaction as Xavier Williams comes out from the back and surveys the crowd in attendance tonight. He is wearing a gold and white version of his ring gear.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM PENSACOLA, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN 190 POUNDS… “REBORN” …XAVIER WILLLLLLIIIIIIIAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Last year at Pain for Pride, Xavier Williams returned to EAW and called out Cameron Ella Ava to a match at Pain for Pride. At that event, we saw Xavier submit to Cameron, but he is hoping that it’s an entirely different story tonight as he goes up against the woman who took underneath his wing, Harlow Reichert.
Eve: Ever since Xavier’s return to EAW and Showdown, he has been on an entirely different level. He hasn’t lost a match and I don’t think that he plans to lose tonight. The last time that Xavier Williams won a match at Pain for Pride was at Pain for Pride 8 back in 2015. I can tell that it must drive him to make sure that he doesn’t experience a loss tonight.
Deadprez: Xavier is more focused than ever. He was a little hesitant with giving Harlow this match. He didn’t want to make the decision and left it to Harlow, who accepted the match on his behalf. Well, he can’t back away now. Xavier needs to win at Pain for Pride to let people know that he hasn’t lost his touch. There’s many people who believe that Xavier should have remained retired and that he can’t hack it with this new era, but defeating Harlow may shut some of those critics up!
(“Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory plays through the speakers as the crowd give a positive reaction as Harlow Reichert walks out with a focused and determined look on her face. Her eyes stare right at her mention inside the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND… SHE IS “MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN” … HARLOW REIIIICCCHHHHHEEERRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Deadprez: Former PURE Champion. Five defenses with the championship and that’s the most that anyone has had with the title this season. Harlow Reichert displayed to everyone what it means to be a fighting champion. Even when she lost the title at Under Siege, she did not go down without a fight. Since then, things have been a bit slow for her until Xavier Williams returned. Two of them teamed up at Odyssey, but now, they’re opponents!
Gavin Kirkland: Fifteen victories, four losses for Harlow. That’s an impressive record this season and she would hate to add a fifth loss tonight. This season alone, I felt like she’s really come into her own. It’s been amazing to see this woman go from just being another talent on Empire to being one of the biggest stars in the midcard division on Showdown. She was someone who elevated the PURE Championship to new heights. She has won the hearts of the fans all over the world and there is nothing stopping her from being a household name. Getting a victory over Xavier Williams will be the biggest victory of her entire career.
Eve: That’s her mentor, Gavin. She is the student. She needs to prove that she has learned from Xavier’s teachings and by defeating him, that should be enough proof that she can go up against a legend and Hall of Famer like Xavier and defeat him. This is a PURE rules match and it seems like this match is more suited for Harlow than Xavier.
Deadprez: Xavier is a Hall of Famer. I think that he’ll be able to give Harlow a run for her money!
(Ding, Ding Ding!)
Eve: The bell rings and this match is officially underway! Xavier’s crouched down in the corner as Harlow stands ready to face the man that took her under his wing as she first started to get her feet wet in this company. He’s watched her evolve into the incredible talent that the former PURE Champion has become, and while Xavier was reluctant to give Harlow this match on the biggest stage this business has to offer – I have no doubts that neither of these two want to walk out tonight without that victory over the other. Harlow’s the first to take a step forward as Xavier continues to watch. Harlow tells Xavier to meet her in the middle of the ring, but… the former World Champion shakes his head.
Deadprez: He has no intention of allowing Harlow to dictate anything that he does tonight. Xavier slowly reaches up to the top rope and pulls himself up standing as that smirk crosses his face. Xavier slowly begins to circle around the ring as Harlow doesn’t take her eyes off of him. Xavier finally steps forward and the two come face to face. Xavier asking Harlow whether she really wants to do this – AND – HARLOW TAKES XAVIER DOWN WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!
ONE!!…
Eve: Xavier’s quick to kick out, but I believe he’s just been given his answer! Xavier shoots back up to a knee as Harlow’s already back to her feet. That smirk returning to the face of Xavier Williams as Harlow Reichert stands with a look of absolute determination. Xavier’s back to a vertical base and the two meet in the middle of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up! Xavier’s able to take control with a side headlock, but Harlow’s quick to push him into the ropes and gain enough momentum to push him away! Xavier hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring as Harlow looks for a clothesline, but Xavier slips underneath! Xavier’s able to catch his arm on the waist of the former PURE Champion and she quickly turns – and Xavier traps her straight back into that side headlock; this time managing to get her down to the canvas with the takedown!
Deadprez: You can see the strategy from Xavier Williams with that one small move; take control and not allow things to pick up. Harlow’s able to push herself back to a knee and Xavier quickly transitions behind Harlow, locking her by the waist and takes her straight back down to the canvas! Harlow trapped chest first on the canvas and Xavier transitions again, twisting over the back of Harlow and traps her in a front face lock! The main thing that Harlow needs to do is keep her composure; getting back up to her feet is going to use a whole lot more energy of hers than any of this is going to take out of Xavier. Harlow tries to push herself back up to her hands and knees, but Xavier transitions back over Harlow and locks her by the waist, squeezing into her ribs and shortening her breathing.
Gavin Kirkland: You just know that he’s only doing any of this so he can keep his arms around Thicclow…
Eve: Harlow is able to get back to her feet and Xavier keeps the waist lock! Xavier tries to power her overhead with a German Suplex, but Harlow is able to use her leg to block! Harlow swings back with a hard elbow, but Xavier sees it coming and ducks underneath! Northern Light Suplex from Xavier Williams! No, Harlow blocks and cracks her knee into his sternum! Harlow’s back to her feet and immediately follows with a European Uppercut! Xavier staggers back into the ropes as Harlow grabs him by the arm and sends him across the ring with an Irish whip! Xavier’s sent across the ring and hits the ropes! Harlow looks for that clothesline again, but Xavier’s able to slip underneath it again and locks the waist of Harlow again! Xavier tries to take Harlow back down to the canvas, but Harlow’s this time able is able to slip out of it! Harlow drops straight down and traps the leg of Xavier Williams and drops him forward! Harlow’s looking for a heel hold, but Xavier’s quickly able to get to the ropes!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow immediately releasing the hold and shoots back up to her feet. You can see the look of surprise on the face of Xavier as he looks back at his protégé; Harlow proving that she’s willing to adapt to what Xavier’s going to look to throw her way and adapt accordingly. Xavier pulls himself back to his feet and wastes no time looking to engage again. Collar and elbow tie up – No! Xavier fires with a kick to the midsection! Harlow sees it coming and catches the boot! Dragon screw from Harlow Reichart! Xavier grabs straight at the knee as Harlow keeps his leg firmly grasped! Xavier immediately rolls onto his stomach and pushes himself off the canvas, using his free leg to push his trapped one out of the hands of Harlow Reichart. Xavier pops back to his feet with a Swinging Enziguri!
Eve: Harlow able to duck underneath and locks the waist of Xavier Williams as he lands! German Suplex! Xavier lands on his feet! Harlow rushes back to her feet and Xavier takes her back down with a snapmare! Harlow seated on the canvas and Xavier follows up with a standing penalty kick to the chest! Harlow drops back and avoids contact again! Standing Double Footstomp from Xavier! Harlow rolls out of the way! Harlow rolls straight out of the ring as Xavier doesn’t look to slow down! Xavier starts to pick up some momentum as Harlow turns back! XAVIER LOOKING TO FLY AS HARLOW QUICKLY RUSHES OUT OF THE WAY – AND INSTEAD XAVIER WILLIAMS HANDSPRINGS BACK OFF THE ROPES AND FLIPS BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Wow!
Deadprez: Harlow needs to try and find an opening. It’s one thing to be able to avoid the offense coming your way, but it means nothing if you’re not able to mount any of your own. Sooner, rather than later Xavier’s going to land something that’s going to cut her down and before long she’s going to find herself in a far worse position than she’s been in thus far. Harlow’s trying to get back into the ring, but I don’t think that Xavier plans to allow her the chance to get back in. Xavier stands in the ring against ropes looking down at Harlow. Harlow tries to reach in at the legs of Xavier, but Xavier jumps and stomps down on both of the hands of Harlow! Harlow grabs at both hands as Xavier stalks! Xavier slingshots himself over the top rope with the press! Harlow moves and Xavier’s able to land on the apron! Harlow turns – and Xavier catches her with a kick to the jaw! Harlow catches the boot – and pulls Xavier off the apron! Xavier’s able to land on his feet, BUT TURNS STRAIGHT INTO A WILD FOREARM FROM HARLOW REICHERT! Harlow catching Xavier flush on the jaw as the referee begins to count!
ONE!… TWO!… THREE!…
Eve: A nasty scowl crossing the face of Xavier Williams as he tries to fire back with a side kick to the stomach, but Harlow’s able to catch it! Harlow fires back with a kick directly to the hamstring and follows that with a spinning back kick to the midsection! Harlow grabs the arm of Xavier and looks to send him crashing into the barricade! Xavier’s able to turn it around – but, Harlow is able to leap and land on the barricade! HARLOW LEAPS BACK AND TAKES DOWN XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A TORNADO DDT TO THE OUTSIDE!
FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!…
Eve: Remember that with PURE Rules that both competitors have until a twenty count to get back into the ring, but more importantly Harlow Reichert has taken control in a big way! Xavier clutching at his neck after being absolutely spiked! Xavier grabbing onto the apron to drag himself back to his feet as Harlow stalks! Xavier’s back up and Harlow meets him with a STIFF European Uppercut! Xavier pushes Harlow away and rolls back into the ring, but Harlow quickly looks to follow by shooting up onto the apron and up to the top rope! Xavier trying to shake out the cobwebs as Harlow waits perched! DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK! Both feet driven into the face and chest of Xavier Williams! Xavier goes down, but isn’t down for long! Xavier stumbles back into the corner and Harlow meets him with a running forearm smash! That knocks Xavier into a daze – and Harlow follows with that running facebreaker! Xavier’s able to avoid contact, pushing Harlow away! Harlow turns back and shoots forward, but Xavier’s dodges out of the way AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!! HARLOW BLOCKS IT AND FORCES XAVIER AWAY! XAVIER WILLIAMS TURNS INTO AN ARM DRAG FROM HARLOW REICHERT!! HARLOW’S BACK UP, BUT XAVIER SWEEPS HER LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SHOOTS ONTO A QUICK COVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW KICKS OUT BEFORE ONE – AND THE MOMENT THAT SHE GETS BACK TO A KNEE HER MENTOR MEETS HER WITH A WILD KNEE! HARLOW JUST GETS OUT OF THE WAY! XAVIER FIRES WITH A ROUNDHOUSE! HARLOW DUCKS! XAVIER SHOOTS FORWARD AS HARLOW RUSHES BACK TO HER FEET! RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK! THOSE FIRST TWO STRIKES MAY NOT HAVE CONNECTED, BUT THAT FORCED HARLOW BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH NOWHERE TO GO AND XAVIER DRIVES BOTH FEET INTO THE JAW AND FACE OF HARLOW REICHERT!
Deadprez: Harlow staggers forward and Xavier Williams sends her through the ropes and to the outside! Xavier doesn’t look like he’s finished, picking up momentum – SASUKE SPECIAL! CARTWHEEL OVER THE TOP ROPE SUICIDE MOONSAULT! Harlow’s down, but Xavier doesn’t leave her down for long, rolling her straight back into the ring and makes his way up onto the apron! Harlow staggering back to her feet as Xavier springboards off the top rope! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! XAVIER INTO THE COVER!
ONE!!… TW- KICKOUT!!
Eve: Harlow kicking out with defiance as that smirk returns to the face of Xavier Williams. Harlow has done everything she can to avoid this attempted rapid fire offense from Xavier, but Xavier did an incredible job of forcing Harlow into a position where she couldn’t move. Xavier back to his feet and stalks; Harlow pushing herself back to her feet and Xavier cracks her in the stomach with a spinning back kick! Harlow drops back down to a knee and Xavier follows with a shot to the back of the head with a scissors stomp! Harlow doesn’t go down, instead forcing herself back up! Xavier with a forearm to the jaw of Harlow! Xavier forces Harlow back in the ropes and looks to send her across the ring! Harlow hits the ropes and rebounds! Xavier drops down to the canvas as Harlow continues to pick up momentum!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow rebounds off the ropes again as this time leapfrogs over the top! But, Harlow slides underneath and pops back up behind Xavier! Xavier turns – and Harlow catches him with a step up enziguri! Xavier caught flush in the side of the head and stumbles back into the ropes! Harlow looks to send him over the top rope and to the outside, but Xavier drops the shoulder and uses Harlow’s momentum against her! Harlow catches herself on the apron and CRACKS XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH ANOTHER KICK TO THE HEAD! Xavier staggers back and drops down to his hands and knees as Harlow looks to capitalise! Harlow making her way up to the top rope and begins to steady herself! Xavier’s there to meet her! Xavier with a hard right hand and makes his way up with Harlow! Xavier fires with a forearm! Harlow fires back with one of her own, but Xavier immediately replies with a headbutt! Harlow is rocked as Xavier pulls her in! Xavier looking to superplex Harlow back down to the canvas, but Harlow fights! Harlow with a hard shot to the ribs!
Deadprez: Harlow needs to fight! Harlow with another shot and another! Harlow’s able to fight free and slips through the legs of Xavier Williams and down to the canvas! Xavier grabs at his ribs as Harlow latches onto his arm and pulls him down! Harlow trapping Xavier’s head against the turnbuckle and steps back! MOMENT OF SILENCE! Harlow takes a page out of Xavier’s book with that headtrap Superkick! Harlow isn’t finished! Xavier falls back and Harlow catches him on her shoulders! Xavier’s in a bad position! HARLOW’S INFERNO!! SPINNING TORTURE RACK SLAM!! XAVIER WILLIAMS DRIVEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! HARLOW HOLDS THE COVER!!
ONE!!… TWO!!…
Eve: Xavier powers out after two – BUT, HARLOW USES THE MOMENTUM OF THE KICKOUT TO TURN XAVIER OVER INTO A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!! Xavier immediately pushes himself off the canvas to try to alleviate the pressure put straight on his knee, but Harlow forces him back down with a boot to the back of the head! Xavier needs to get to the ropes before too much damage is done! Xavier trying to drag himself across the ring – but Harlow transitions into an STF! Xavier is forced to drag both his own and Harlow’s body weight across the ring! Xavier inches himself closer to the bottom rope… Xavier’s almost there – Harlow releases the hold! Harlow grabs Xavier by the leg and drags him back to the middle of the ring! Xavier is able to roll onto his back and tries to kick Harlow away! But, Harlow fights through the shot and rolls over the top of Xavier and uses the momentum to POWER Xavier off the canvas and onto her shoulders in one swift motion!
Gavin Kirkland: :hearteyes:
Eve: Xavier trying to fight out of it with elbows to the side of the head – BUT, HARLOW CHARGES FORWARD AND DRIVES XAVIER WILLIAMS INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! XAVIER WILLIAMS DRIVEN INTO THE CORNER AND DROPS VIOLENTLY DOWN TO THE CANVAS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! HARLOW DRAGS XAVIER OUT OF THE CORNER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONE!!… TWO!!… KICKOUT!!
Deadprez: Xavier gets the shoulder up, but this is what Harlow needs to do. Xavier has made a career out of these kinds of matches. He’s accustomed to this stage; he’s main evented Pain for Pride; faces the very best EAW has had to offer, and those like DDD and Jamie O’Hara found their success against the man when they met the man with fire against fire. You need to take Xavier off his game. You need to take control out of his hands. Harlow needs to keep this pressure and not allow the man to get back into this contest! Harlow gets back to her feet and calls Xavier back to his! Harlow looks to shift this into another gear… but Xavier instead slowly rolls away under the bottom rope and onto the apron! The former World Champion still with enough wherewithal to know the situation he’s in! But, Harlow doesn’t look to give him room for long, reaching through the ropes – but Xavier grabs onto her arm and cracks her in the side of the head with a hard kick! Xavier with a second! Xavier releases the arm as Harlow backs up, trying to shake out the cobwebs. Xavier dragging himself back to his feet and stalks on the apron; Harlow looks back towards Xavier AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! HARLOW GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND XAVIER ROLLS THROUGH TO AVOID CRASHING AND BURNING! XAVIER SHOOTS BACK UP – BUT SHOOTS STRAIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM HARLOW REICHERT!! XAVIER FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES WHICH KEEPS HIM STANDING!! SUPERKICK!! XAVIER FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES!! ROLLING ELBOW FROM HARLOW REICHERT!! XAVIER FALLS FORWARD AS HIS LEGS DROP OUT FROM UNDER HIM, BUT FALLS STRAIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF HARLOW!! HARLOW PULLS HIM IN!!! SHE HAS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!!! HARLOW POWERS XAVIER WILLIAMS UP – THE DIVINE COMEDY!!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!! HARLOW ISN’T FINISHED!!! HARLOW KEEPS XAVIER LOCKED AND POWERS HIM BACK UP!!! HARLOW PULLS HIM IN AGAIN; THIS TIME HOOKING THE INSIDE LEG!!! HARLOW HAS XAVIER UP!!! FATE’S END!!!! KIWI CRUSHER IN HONOR OF HER BROTHER!!! XAVIER EMPHATICALLY DRIVEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! HARLOW HOLDS THE COVER!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!… THRE-KICKOUT!!!!
Eve: XAVIER KICKS OUT!! HARLOW LOOKS LIKE SHE’S IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK, BUT SHE CAN’T LET IT GET TO HER!! SHE HAS XAVIER RIGHT WHERE SHE NEEDS HIM!! XAVIER’S STILL OUT OF IT; JUST DROPPED ON HIS HEAD TWICE!!! HARLOW KNOWS THAT THIS MAY BE HER MOMENT!! HARLOW HAS XAVIER DIRECTLY IN HER SIGHT AS HE TRIES TO SIT UP!!! PENALTY KICK!!!! WHAT A SHOT FROM HARLOW REICHERT!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS DOWN AND OUT AS HARLOW BEGINS TO MAKE HER WAY ONTO THE APRON AND UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! HARLOW IS LOOKING TO PUT HARLOW AWAY WITH ONE LAST BIG MOVE!!! XAVIER STILL HASN’T MOVED!!! HARLOW IS PERCHED!!! WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!!! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! SHE…
Gavin Kirkland: SHE DOESN’T GET IT!! XAVIER CAUGHT HER!!! XAVIER CAUGHT HER IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!
Eve: WOW!!! XAVIER TRYING TO POSITION HIS LEG – NOW IT’S COMPLETELY LOCKED IN!! HARLOW’S IMMEDIATELY IN A PANIC, KNOWING THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS HOLD AND GET OUT QUICK!!! HARLOW’S ABLE TO FIGHT BACK TO HER FEET… BUT, XAVIER TWISTS AND TRANSITION!!!! XAVIER USED HIS LEGS AND FORCES HARLOW BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!! HARLOW IS TRAPPED!!!!! THE HYPEREXTENSION IN THAT ELBOW IS ALMOST SICKENING!!!! THE PAST INJURIES TO THAT ARM IS WELL DOCUMENTED; XAVIER SCREAMING FOR HARLOW TO TAP!!!! GOD KNOWS HE DOESN’T WANT TO BREAK THAT ARM AGAIN, BUT HARLOW REFUSES!!!! HARLOW TRYING TO ROLL AND LOCK HER HANDS; THAT’S THE ONLY WAY THAT SHE’S GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS!!!! XAVIER APPLIES MORE PRESSURE!!!!
Deadprez: TAP OR SNAP, HARLOW!!!!
Eve: HARLOW TRYING TO USE HER LEG TO REACH THE ROPE, BUT SHE’S TOO FAR AWAY!!!!! HARLOW…
THE ELBOW IS NOT MEANT TO BEND THAT WAY!!!! XAVIER MAY HAVE JUST DISLOCATED THE ELBOW OF HARLOW REICHERT!!!!! THE PAIN HAS TO BE ABSOLUTE AGONY!!!! HARLOW HAS TO TAP!!!!! HARLOW WITH ONE LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT IS ABLE TO ROLL AND LOCK BOTH HANDS!!!! XAVIER TRYING TO TRANSITION BACK INTO THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE, BUT HARLOW POOOOWERS XAVIER UP!!! XAVIER DROPS HIS BODYWEIGHT BACK AND SENDS HARLOW OVER AND ACROSS THE RING WITH AN INVERTED HURRICANRANA!!! BOTH SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND MEET IN THE MIDDLE!!! HARLOW WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT XAVIER DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!!! XAVIER LOOKED FOR THAT HANDSPRING ENZIGURI, BUT HARLOW CUTS HIM OFF!!! HARLOW REICHERT CATCHES XAVIER BY THE WAIST AND SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! NO!!! XAVIER LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! HARLOW TURNS AND XAVIER CUTS HER DOWN WITH A KICK JUST ABOVE THE RIGHT KNEECAP!!! HARLOW DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! KNEELING SUPERKICK!!! BANG, BANG GOES THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AS HARLOW DROPS TO HER HANDS AND KNEES!!!! XAVIER WITH A PUNT TO THAT ARM OF HARLOW!!!! HARLOW CLUTCHES STRAIGHT AT THAT ELBOW AS XAVIER – DIVINITY!!!!!!! 720* KICK TO THE BACK OF HARLOW’S HEAD!!!! HARLOW’S ARMS AND LEGS GO LIMP OUT FROM UNDER HER!!! XAVIER CALLS FOR THE END!!! HARLOW SLOWLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP!!! HARLOW’S BACK TO A KNEE AS XAVIER SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!!!
Deadprez: HARLOW ISN’T THERE!!!! HARLOW CHARGES FORWARD AND DUCKS UNDERNEATH XAVIER WHO LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!! HARLOW HITS THE ROPES – LES MISÉRABLES!!! XAVIER SIDESTEPS AND CATCHES HARLOW!!!! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!!!! HARLOW DRIVEN STRAIGHT DOWN ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!! HARLOW SOMEHOW STUMBLES BACK TO HER FEET – AND XAVIER CRACKS HER FLUSH ON THE JAW WITH THAT HOOK KICK!!!! HARLOW DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES AS XAVIER LOOKS FOR IT AGAIN!!!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! HARLOW REICHERT DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS COVERS!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!… THREE-KICKOUT!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW KICKS OUT!!!!
Eve: She barely got her shoulder off the canvas, but it’s enough! Look at the face of Xavier Williams; that’s not a look of shock… that’s a look of pride! Xavier sits there looking at the woman that he took under his wing with absolute pride. Xavier getting back to his feet as Harlow keeps that arm in the air; that kick out may have been nothing more than instinct, but it’s almost like Harlow is telling Xavier that there’s still fight in her yet! Xavier standing over Harlow as she rolls into her stomach, grabbing onto Xavier trying to pull herself back up to her feet. Xavier takes a step back as Harlow drops back down to her hands and knees. If Harlow is going to get back up – Xavier isn’t going to allow her to use him to do so. Harlow pushing herself back up to a knee – and Xavier pushes his boot into the side of her face and forces her back down to the canvas.
Deadprez: Harlow slowly forcing herself back up as Xavier circles around her and backs into the corner. Harlow doesn’t have sight of her mentor, but Xavier has her absolutely locked in his! Xavier… Xavier’s pulling down that knee pad! Xavier reaching back into his past! A move that signified Xavier at his most vile! You have to think that if Xavier’s able to connect that Harlow’s Pain for Pride is over! Xavier slightly drops his head; is he doubting whether or not he wants to do it… Harlow’s back to a knee – AS XAVIER SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! WIDOWMAKER!!!!!!
Eve: SWINGING LARIAT!!! HARLOW SHOT BACK TO HER FEET AND ALMOST TOOK XAVIER WILLIAMS’ HEAD OFF!!! HARLOW CLUTCHES AT HER ARM; THE PAIN MAY BE CATCHING UP WITH HER FROM BEING TRAPPED IN THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER FOR SO LONG, BUT GOD KNOWS SHE’S NOT GOING TO ALLOW THAT TO STOP HER!!!! XAVIER STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET AND BACK INTO THE CORNER!!! RUNNING DROPKICK!!!! BOTH FEET DRIVEN INTO THE FACE OF THE HALL OF FAMER!!!! XAVIER LATCHING ONTO THE TOP ROPE; POSSIBLY THE ONLY THING THAT’S KEEPING HIM STANDING!!! HARLOW ISN’T SLOWING DOWN!!!! RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! XAVIER DRIVEN BACK INTO THE CORNER!!!! HARLOW WITH ANOTHER RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! ANOTHER!!! ANOTHER!!! ANOTHER!!! UNRELENTING, UNFORGIVING SHOTS FROM HARLOW REICHERT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER’S ARMS ARE DOWN; HARLOW MAY HAVE SENT HIM INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS!!! HARLOW TAKES A STEP BACK AS XAVIER FALLS FORWARD!!! HARLOW CATCHES HIM AND TAKES HIM OVERHEAD WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! HARLOW DOESN’T HOLD THE BRIDGE, INSTEAD FLIPPING BACK – AND FOLLOWS WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP!!! THIS MAY BE HARLOW’S MOMENT!!! SHE STALKS; XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS BARELY MOVED!!! SHE’S CALLING, SCREAMING FOR HER MENTOR TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!!! XAVIER SLOWLY PUSHING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!!! HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S WAITING FOR HIM!!!! HE’S UP!!! LES MISÉRABLES!!!! HARLOW CRACKS THAT KNEE RIGHT UNDER THE JAW OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! XAVIER’S DOWN!!! HARLOW COVERS!!!!
ONE!!!!!… TWO!!!!!… THRE-KICKOUT!!!!!
Deadprez: XAVIER GETS THE SHOULDER UP, BUT HARLOW IMMEDIATELY LATCHES ONTO THE ARM AND FORCES HIM ONTO HIS STOMACH!!! GREAT EXPECTATIONS!!!! BRIDGING FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! THIS IS THE SAME SITUATION THAT XAVIER FOUND HIMSELF IN LAST YEAR AGAINST CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! IS XAVIER WILLIAMS GOING TO TAP?! XAVIER NEEDS TO GET TO THE ROPES, BUT HE HAS A LONG WAY TO GO AND WITH THE HYPEREXTENSION ON THAT ELBOW I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG UNTIL THAT ARM GOES SNAP!!! XAVIER KNOWS THAT HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO LAST THAT LONG!!!! XAVIER SCREAMING IN PAIN; STUCK IN A PANIC!!! XAVIER… XAVIER STOPS HIMSELF FROM TAPPING!!! I THINK XAVIER WOULD RATHER HAVE HIS ARM BROKEN RATHER THAN SUBMITTING!!!! THE REFEREE ASKING XAVIER IF HE GIVES UP, BUT THERE’S BARELY A RESPONSE!!! XAVIER MAY PASS OUT DUE TO THE PAIN!!!! HARLOW APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE!!!! WOW!!!! XAVIER TRYING… WITH HIS FREE ARM IS ABLE TO LOCK ONTO THE LEG OF HARLOW AND ROLL BACK!!!! HARLOW’S SHOULDERS FORCED ONTO THE CANVAS!!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!…
Eve: Harlow forced to release the hold, but there’s no doubt that the damage has been done! Harlow’s already back to her feet as Xavier forces himself back to his knees clutching that arm – AND HARLOW CUTS HIM STRAIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A KNEELING SUPERKICK!!! Xavier slumping forward down to the canvas as a NASTY scowl crosses the face of the Harlow Reichert! Harlow standing before her mentor, taking hold of both of his arms, lifting him back up AND STRAIGHT INTO A WICKED KNEELIFT!!! Xavier slumps forward again, but Harlow stops him! Harlow pulls him back up and pulls him in! Harlow powers her mentor high into the air AND DRIVES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A BRAINBUSTER! THIS IS HARLOW’S MOMENT! HARLOW SLOWLY ROLLING ONTO THE APRON; WHAT SHE HAS PUT INTO THIS CONTEST IS UNDOUBTEDLY CATCHING UP WITH HER! HARLOW USING THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF UP AND SLOWLY BEGINS TO MAKE THAT CLIMB BACK TO THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: You can feel that Harlow is moments away from arguably the biggest win of her career!
Eve: HARLOW FORCING HERSELF UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH JUST THE ONE ARM; EACH STEP PROOF OF THE EXHAUSTION AND THE TOLL THAT THIS MATCH HAS PUT ON BOTH COMPETITORS!!! HARLOW IS FINALLY AT THE TOP!!! SHE STEADIES HERSELF!!!!! WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!!! HARLOW… CRASHES AND BURNS!!! XAVIER JUST MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!! HARLOW CLUTCHING AT HER HEAD, THAT WAS A NASTY LANDING!!! XAVIER DRAGGING HIMSELF BACK UP IN THE CORNER!!!! XAVIER WATCHING AS HARLOW SLOWLY, DEFIANTLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET, BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S LOST IN AN ABSOLUTE DAZE!!! XAVIER ALMOST LOOKS DEJECTED!!! HARLOW RISKED IT ALL AND GOT NO REWARD!!!! HOOK KICK!!!!!!
HARLOW DROPS BACK DOWN TO HER KNEES!!!! XAVIER KNOWS THIS IS HIS MOMENT TO PUT HIS PROTEGE DOWN!!!! XAVIER CALLS FOR IT!!!! MIDDLE ROPE!!!! TOP ROPE!!!!! SUPER ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!!!! HARLOW DRIVEN BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! HARLOW IS DOWN!!!! HARLOW IS OUT!!!! HER EYES ARE CLOSED AS XAVIER ROLLS HER OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!… THREE!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Dream On” by Aerosmith hits as Xavier Williams falls back and rolls off of Harlow Reichert. The two lay on the canvas before Xavier painstakingly sits up. He has his eyes still on Harlow who remains unmoved.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… XAVIER WIIIILLLLLIIIAAAMMSSS!!!!
Eve: This was a match that was created by Ryan Wilson and wow did these two deliver! We weren’t sure how either of these two, with how close the two are, were going to throw at each other, but they left everything out there.
Deadprez: It has to be heartbreaking for Harlow. She was SO close to beating her mentor on the grandest stage of them all, but it was ONE mistake that cost her. She put everything on the line with that attempted Wuthering Heights, but Xavier had just, just enough left in the tank to get out of the way.
(A replay is shown of the ending of the match with Harlow leaping off the top rope for the Wuthering Heights, Xavier just moving out of the way, connecting with the Super Ashes of the Phoenix.)
Gavin Kirkland: 😭😭😭
(The camera cuts back to the ring as Xavier still sits next to Harlow as the referee checks on her. Harlow remains down clutching at her elbow as the realisation begins to sink in as Xavier gets back to a knee.)
Eve: There’s no celebration from Xavier Williams after defeating Harlow Reichert on the grandest stage in this business. Xavier’s checking on and helps Harlow sit up.
(Xavier still hasn’t left the side of Harlow and helps her sit up. He says something to her, but the words can’t be heard through the cameras. He tries to help Harlow back to her feet, but she pushes him away from stumbles into the ropes, using them to keep herself standing.)
Deadprez: You can see the disappointment on the face of Harlow; she was SO, SO close to beating Xavier tonight and it was one mistake that cost her. Xavier is standing in the middle of the ring with his eyes on Harlow Reichert…
(The look of concern on the face of Xavier is evident as Harlow steps forward. Xavier extends his hand, but Harlow immediately slaps it away. Xavier drops his head as Harlow instead pulls him in for a hug.)
Eve: These two just left everything inside that ring tonight and their bond seems to be stronger than ever!
(Harlow clutches at the back of her head and neck as Xavier raises her arm as those inside the Lincoln Financial Field roar with approval. The two begin to make their leave together as “Dream On” continues to echo through the stadium. The two stand on the stage and take one last look before making their way to the back and the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(Highlights from last nights 2020 Hall of Fame event as well as the red carpet play showing parts of each inductees speech before transitioning back to the broadcast with Bella Braxton ringside with a microphone)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the EAW Hall of Fame Class of 2020!!!
(EAW Hall of Fame Music Plays as the camera focuses in at the top of the stage)
Bella Braxton: THE GOAT!! STARBOI!!! AHREN FOURNER!!!
(Ahren Fournier steps out onto the stage and raises his right hand in the air and waves out to the crowd that is cheering him on. Ahren then lowers his hand and steps off to the side)
Bella Braxton: GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS!! MONEY MAKIN BHRIS!!! DETECTIVE SKABLER!!!! CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!
(Chris Elite steps out onto the stage with a smile on his face as he takes in the reception from the crowd that cheers him on for having an incredible Hall of Fame career. Chris then steps over and stands beside Ahren Fournier)
Bella Braxton: LA PANTERA SEXUAL!!! THE BADDEST HOMBRE ON THE PLANET!! THE FLYING TACO!!! T!!!!!! L!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!
(TLA steps out onto the stage with Steroid Dawg on a tight leash. The crowd cheers for TLA as TLA waves his arms out to the crowd. TLA then walks over and stand next to Chris Elite. Steroid Dawg then snaps at Chris Elite as a look of concern is shown on Chris’ face. Chris then steps around Ahren Fournier and stands on the other side of him so that he isn’t next to Steroid Dawg anymore)
Bella Braxton: DIRTI DIVA!!! AMBER KEYS!!!
(Amber Keys steps onto the stage as the crowd cheers her on loudly. Amber raises both hands in the air and waves out to the fans as she walks over beside TLA. The two exchange a hug, and afterwards, Amber goes down to pet Steroid Dawg who is happy to see her. Amber then steps right back up beside TLA as she smiles and blows kisses towards the fans)
Bella Braxton: AND THE REX MASTER!!! REX MCALLISTER!!!
(Rex McAllister steps out onto the stage as the crowd cheers him on. Rex McAllister waves for the fans as he walks beside Amber Keys)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen.. This is your EAW HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2020!!!!!
(The fans in the socially distanced arena all get up to their feet and applaud these hall of famers and legends of this company, as every person on the stage raises their hands and waves out to the crowd cheering for them. This is a special moment for each of these individuals, and you can see the emotions on their face . The recognition of being a Hall of Famer after every battle, war, and fight that they have had to go through during the course of their careers is being shown right here as the EAW Hall of Fame track continues to play on)
(The track then gets cut off, as “Come On” by Waterproof Blonde hits and Ronan Malosi steps out to the stage with a microphone in his hands. The Hall of Famers all look at Ronan Malosi in confusion, wondering why he’s even here. Ronan steps up in front of all of them as he raises the microphone up to his lips)
Ronan Malosi: And I’m the Capetown Crippler!! Ronan Malosi!!
Steroid Dawg(Off Mic snapping at Ronan Malosi): WOOF!!
(Ronan Malosi backs away for a second in fear of Steroid Dawg)
Ronan Malosi: :woah: Alright chill dog..
(TLA pulls Steroid Dawg back as Steroid Dawg listens to his owner and sits back down)
Ronan Malosi: Now we all know that you are all Hall of Famers, but none of you have anything on the Hall of Fame worthy segment known as Hot Takes! And so in honor of all of you, I brought Hot Takes right here to Pain for Pride 13!!!
(The crowd boos loudly due to the disrespect shown by Ronan Malosi for cutting off this beautiful moment for our Hall of Fame Class of 2020)
Ronan Malosi: Alright, shut up!! These Hall of Famers don’t deserve to get booed now! Show them some respect! Now you five Hall of Famers have had some pretty fine careers, and I’ve done my studying and research on all of you to give you the Hottest Take you’ll ever hear. Hopefully you learn something from what I have to tell you..
(Ronan Malosi walks over to the side of the stage where Ahren Fournier is standing)
Ronan Malosi: Now Ahren was better as the Trill Fairy, and was best suited on Dynasty sitting on the bench behind real stars like Jacob Senn, Nasir Moore, Nico Borg, Target Smiles, and Eclipse Diemos…
(Ahren’s facial expression changes as he is now moreso disgusted by what Ronan had to say to him. Ronan then looks over at Chris Elite)
Ronan Malosi: And Chris Elite is the biggest charity case beneficiary in EAW history, and owes his career to the movie, “Paid in Full.”
(Chris Elite looks annoyed by the comments made by Ronan Malosi. Ronan then steps over in front of TLA and Steroid Dawg)
Ronan Malosi: And speaking of charity cases, TLA has always been nothing more than a comedic fodder never meant to be taken as a real star. He could never lace Scott Oasis’ boots.
Steroid Dawg(off mic): Grrrrrr….
Ronan Malosi: Keep that dog away from me..
(TLA looks down at Steroid Dawg then back at Ronan Malosi with a pissed off look on his face after Ronan said such things. Ronan then steps in front of Amber Keys.)
Ronan Malosi: Amber Keys should’ve stayed locked away in the dungeon they sent her away in back in 2007. She’s a poor woman’s Jenny Punk who got her crown taken by Curious Girl and couldn’t hack it in the modern era. Thats why she retired early..
(Amber Keys is seen clenching her fists as you can tell she’s pretty ticked off by the comments made by Ronan Malosi. Ronan then steps over and faces Rex McAllister)
Ronan Malosi: And lastly, Rex McAllister is a boring vanilla midget with the personality of a dead fish who should have never made it this far. I should be headlining Pain for Pride over him..
(Ronan Malosi walks away as Rex doesn’t look too pleased about what was just said. He feels insulted and you can see it on his face. Ronan steps right in front of all of the Hall of Famers at the center of the stage directly in front of TLA, as he raises one arm in the air and brings the microphone up to his mouth with the other)
Ronan Malosi: Ladies and gentlemen!!! THE EAW HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2020!!!!!
Steroid Dawg(Off-Mic): Grrrrr… WOOF!! WOOF!!! Grrrr….
(Ronan Malosi turns his head and sees Steroid Dawg tugging on his leash trying to get to him)
Ronan Malosi: TLA, take care of your mutt..
(TLA releases the leash)
TLA: Oops..
(Steroid Dawg charges at Ronan Malosi and bites him in the ass, as Ronan is freaking out! Ronan is trying to get Steroid Dawg off of him, but doesn’t realize that all of the Hall of Famers are getting closer and closer to him. Eventually Ronan frees himself from Steroid Dawg)
Ronan Malosi: What the hell was that!?!
(Ronan Malosi looks up and sees the 5 Hall of Famers looking ready to throw down! Box Office Smash by Chris Elite as it catches Ronan in the face!! Ronan stumbles back down the ramp, but Rex Charges aright at Ronan Malosi and connects with The Rex Effect as he slams Malosi head first into the stage! Steroid Dawg then charges at Ronan and bites Ronan with a strong grip!! Steroid Dawg then drags Ronan back over to TLA as TLA grabs Ronan Malosi from Steroid Dawg and pulls him in!! MEXICAN DESTROYER CONNECTS AS RONAN’S HEAD BASHES UP AGAINST THE ENTRANCE RAMP ONCE MORE!!! Ahren Fournier then makes his way over to Ronan Malosi and brings him up to his feet. He holds Ronan’s limp body in place, as Amber Keys sprints down the ramp!!! AMBER ALERT!!! RUNNING SPEAR BY AMBER KEYS!!! Ronan is down on the entrance ramp!! He isn’t moving, but Ahren steps beside him.. STORYBOOK ENDING!!! CURB STOMP RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF RONAN MALOSI!!! Steroid Dawg then walks over to Ronan. He lifts his legs up!! And Steroid Dawg takes a piss on the broken and beat body of Ronan Malosi)
(The EAW Hall of Fame track hits once again, as Steroid Dawg happily runs back over to his owner TLA. The EAW Hall of Famers all raise their hands in the air and wave out to the crowd! The crowd cheers on this group of legends as we get one final look at Ronan Malosi down on the entrance ramp before the scene fades to black)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following is a Triple Threat Match is set for one fall!!!
Crowd (muffled by facemasks): ONNNGGG FRRRRRLLL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Crowd: FKRORHWOFNRNEORJ5BSKT
(“Are You Ready” by AC/DC hits!!!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from Brisbane, Australia weighing in at 136 pounds he is “DYNOMITE” T!!!!!!! N!!!!!!!! T!!!!!!!
(TNT makes his way out to the ring chewing tobacco as the crowd cheers for him.)
Persephone: LOL NAH THIS MAN AIN’T 136 POUNDS! NO WAY IN HELL!!!
Deadprez: Well that may be Perse but given the weight announced for Xander Payne matches is this any less believable?
Jake Mercer: TNT is a wild card in this match. He is relatively new and he has managed to keep up his mysterious presence. In fact he brought an entirely unique strategy into Pain for Pride by not speaking once the entire week. We will see soon how this strategy will pay off for him.
Deadprez: Look at this absolute madman. He is truly the pinnacle of everything Australia represents. In EAW history there has never been any Australian wrestler to represent his or her country quite as well as this man TNT has tonight!
Persephone: Well I don’t know about that one Jake… But what I do know is that it is a disgrace that Rex McAllister isn’t in this match! Did you know he has never received a BBB Title shot? At least not to my infinite knowledge anyway! It is about time to give him his due! Rex would wipe the floor with these scrubs!
(TNT spits his chewing tobacco in the ring as the referee is forced to try and clean it up before the match can begin.)
Jake Mercer: Can you feel the electricity Dead?
Deadprez: I can. :lupe:
(“If Ya Smell” by Adam Massare hits to a thunderous pop from the crowd. The protective glass barriers are shown shaking and nearly shattering from the mere presence of the man about to make his way to the ring.)
Deadprez: IT’S THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing from Jacksonville, Florida weighing in at 260 pounds he is “TGH” THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIEMAN!!!!!!!
(The Woogieman makes his way down to the ring raising his eyebrow defiantly. He stands on the top rope with an expression of greatness and dominance on his face as he looks up in the air and takes a big whiff of the electrified arena.)
Jake Mercer: We are in the presence of a GOD Flannery! I mean Persephone! They all look the same to me! But Woogieman is a different story! You know that when he steps into the arena the ground itself shakes beneath each step he takes!
Persephone: Look Jake I really don’t care how disrespectful that was. As long as Rex respects me we are all good. Besides this Woogieman guy he is alright I guess. But still wake me up when the main event starts.
Deadprez: Well for Woogieman this is the main event. He is looking to reclaim the Big Boogie Bhampionship that is his namesake! That many people feel was stolen from him by PAKA!
Jake Mercer: It’s Ogawa Deadprez. Don’t be racist in my presence again.
(A large explosion goes off on stage destroying part of the set. “Here Comes the BOOM” begins to play as El Landerson leaps out onto the stage wearing a suicide bomber vest.)
Persephone: OH FRICK IT’S GONNA BLOW!
Deadprez: GOSH DARN IT! THIS IS THE END!
Jake Mercer: Wait look! Those aren’t bombs at all! They are packages of masks!!!
(El Landerson is shown throwing out lucha masks he made all by himself to the crowd to help protect them from COVID.)
Bella Braxton: And introducing last but not least he is truly a man who needs no introduction. This is ELLLLLL LANDERRRRRRRRSON!!!!!
Deadprez (wearing a lucha mask): I hope this protects me from all the bullshit coming out of you two’s mouths tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: We are underway as all three competitors are ready to fight for the gold!
Deadprez: You know I was skeptical. But to be honest I am deadass looking forward to this match.
Persephone: No you are Deadprez.
Deadprez: :skip:
Jake Mercer: And awaaaay we go! El Landerson easily shoved away by the massive redneck menace that is TNT.
TNT: I’m gonna tear you apart boy! Show you how we do things on my property! Oh lawd do I wish I had my shotgun right now to deal with your kind!
Deadprez: TNT is shown stomping a mud hole into El Landerson. He tears one of the packages off his vest and takes the lucha mask off. He looks at it with disgust before tearing it up and throwing it out of the ring.
Jake Mercer: TNT now spitting on El Landerson! I wonder why he doesn’t like him so much… Maybe it’s because his name is TNT and El Landerson is all about the boom. So he thinks it’s gimmick infringement.
Persephone: All I know is that if it was Rex spitting on me I wouldn’t have any complaints!
Deadprez: TNT grabs El Landerson by the mask picking him up. He slaps the shit out of him before hurling him with one arm over the top rope! El Landerson goes flying out of the ring crashing back first into one of the glass barriers separating the crowd from the ring. He thuds off the glass and falls down outside the ring landing painfully on his neck.
TNT: Crikey mate he lept farther than any roo I ever did see!
Jake Mercer: TNT suddenly feels an icy cold feeling of death wash over ever fiber of his being. He turns around slowly almost as if he knows what is waiting behind him. He clenches his eyes shut in fear almost afraid to look before defiantly rotating fully around to face the man standing across from him in the ring.
Deadprez: Woogieman standing there with his arm fully outstretched beckoning TNT to try the same on him what he did to El Landerson. He pulls back his fingers in an entirely original gesture unique to EAW as if summoning TNT to just bring it. Whatever it is we may never know but somehow TNT knows just what he is being asked to bring.
Woogieman: You stand here in the Woog’s ring. On the Woog’s show. You think you can just climb your candy ass in here and go one on one with the great one?
TNT: N-no sir.
Woogieman: Too late now bitch!
Jake Mercer: Woogieman swings his fist wildly at TNT!
Persephone: But it was a fake out! Rex would never throw a fake punch. He’s honest like that! A good guy!
TNT: :whoa:
(TNT collapses to the mat.)
Deadprez: Uh wait what just happened there…
(Woogieman is shown checking on TNT looking confused before he starts laughing.)
Woogieman: Oh you scurred huh?
Jake Mercer: TNT just passed out due to fear in the ring! Woogieman going for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: WAIT! TNT JUST REVERSED IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! WAS HE PLAYING POSSUM?!?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: Kick out at the last moment by Woogieman. Woogieman is pissed! He springs back up to his feet and grabs TNT by the head pulling him back up. He slaps him hard across the face and then begins to light him up with electrifying punches!!! TNT bounces back off the ropes as he falls right into Woogieman’s grasp!
Persephone: THE BOTTOM CONNECTS! Damn I can’t wait to look at Rex’s bottom all night long during his match later!
???: *whistles*
Jake Mercer: What is that noise???
Persephone: Woogieman didn’t seem to notice it as he goes to cover TNT.
???: *whistles louder*
Deadprez: This time I think Woogieman did notice it as he abandons the cover and starts looking around.
???: Ay amigo! Up here!
Jake Mercer: Could it be…
(Woogieman looks up in confusion shielding his eyes from the bright lights above him.)
Persephone: IT’S EL LANDERSON!!! HE’S IN THE LIGHTS!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET UP THERE?!?!?
Jake Mercer: HE’S NOT GONNA BE UP THERE MUCH LONGER! HERE HE COMES!!!
El Landerson: This is what you get for booking me in Women’s Title Cage Match at Dia del Diablo show motherfucker.
Deadprez: EL LANDERSON LEAPS!!! QUADRUPLE ROTATION MOONSAULT OFF THE LIGHTS!!! RIGHT ONTO WOOGIEMAN IN THE RING!!! HOLY SHIT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Persephone: He’s fucking dead! At least Rex is still alive… but El Landerson is DEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: HE MISSED!
Deadprez: He didn’t quite miss! Woogieman pulled TNT in the way!!! TNT just took the full impact of that 50 foot drop!
Persephone: Good god…
Jake Mercer: It looks like TNT’s blubbery guy softened the landing for El Landerson when he fell! He seems like he is completely fine!!!
Deadprez: What the hell… how is Landerson able to perform feats of this magnitude? El Landerson truly ascending beyond the godhood status he already possessed…
Persephone: But El Landerson now back up as he goes for the cover on TNT!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! THE WOOGIEMAN PULLED EL LANDERSON OFF THE COVER!
Persephone: THE BOTTOM CONNECTS ONCE AGAIN THIS TIME ON LANDERSON! MMM REX’S BOTTOM :drool:
Deadprez: WOOGIEMAN AIN’T FINISHED! HE RUNS THE ROPES… AND HITS THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW ON TNT! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… and NEWWWWWW BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION…. THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIEMAN!!!
(“If Ya Smell” by Adam Massare hits as the crowd is deafening with chants of “WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE!” and “THANK YOU WOOG!” and “WOOGIEMAN COULD BE MY MAN!”.)
Deadprez: HE DID IT! THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE HERE TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! WOOGIEMAN HAS CLIMBED THE LADDER AND REACHED THE PINNACLE OF THIS INDUSTRY.
Jake Mercer: WOOGIEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD ALL OVER PHILLY! THERE IS NO GREATER PRIZE IN THIS BUSINESS THAN THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPIONSHIP AND FINALLY… IT HAS COME HOME TO THE RIGHTFUL CHAMP… THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP!
Persephone: I don’t say this lightly… but I would totally cheat on Rex with Woogieman. Not gonna lie. I’d let him do anything and everything to my body.
(Woogieman is shown breaking down into tears as he is awarded the BBB Championship that he has fought so long to regain. El Landerson is shown slowly standing up behind him with an expression of anger on his face. Woogieman turns around and stares him in the eyes.)
Deadprez: Uh oh we may not yet be done…
(Woogieman extends his hand in a show of respect to El Landerson.)
Persephone: :lupe:
(El Landerson swats the hand away as he gets right up in Woogieman’s face.)
Jake Mercer: :damn:
(Suddenly El Landerson throws his arms around Woogieman embracing him in an emotional hug as the crowd erupts into a standing ovation.)
Persephone: OMG <3 <3 <3
Deadprez: My god the feels! These two men who have fought over this belt for years! Showing not only respect but something far greater than that here tonight! The type of understanding only two rivals who know each other better than anyone else!
Persephone: Indeed just the type of relationship me and Rex have.
Jake Mercer: I haven’t been this emotional since the time Drake King lost each and every one of his Bibles during the Great Chicago Fire.
(El Landerson and The Woogieman are shown celebrating together with the BBB Championship as the camera fades to a commercial break.)
(The camera cuts to the new “Rex32” documentary where we delve into the hidden meaning of Rex’s mysterious username. Could 32 be a reference to the number of sonatas completed by his favorite rapper Beethoven? Or maybe a reference to the temperature in which water freezes to become like his nickname Ice. Or could 32 hold a much darker meaning. Perhaps Rex is in fact a serial killer and updates his username each time he claims another victim…)
(We return to the ring side as Dynasty’s own Stephie Love can be seen standing in the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Our next contest is scheduled for
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And it is a single’s match!
(‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow begins as the lights begin to flash. The strobe effect continues as out walks Lethal Consequences wearing a shirt that says “Laptops & Bitches” as he stares from the top of the stage.)
Lethal Consequences off mic: :dave: I’m Dr. Manhattan, bitch. Blue Lights Matter.
(LC has a blue light shine down onto him, making his skin glow with a cyan hue as he stands triumphantly as his music continues.)
Stephie Love: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING FIRST…hailing from Oakland, California…weighing in at 230 pounds…HE IS THE EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE…THE INEVITABLE…LEEEEETHAL CONNNNNSEQUENCES!!!!
(LC spits on the ground before stomping it with his ring boots and making his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: This is a man whose season was riding high until he ran into Kassidy Heart. It didn’t start off the best seeing as he was banned from challenging for any World titles after losing a championship match against Impact but that did not deter LC.
Flannery McCoy: Nothing seems to keep this man down and him winning his first championship in many years was truly a highlight for all the work he has done. LC’S reign as National Elite Champ-
Jake Mercer: SHOW. SOME. FUCKING. RESPECT! LC WAS AND TECHNICALLY STILL IS THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, UNANIMOUS NATIONAL EXTREME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! OF THE WORLD, CRAIG! THE WORLD!
Flannery McCoy: Who is Craig?
Jake Mercer: IT WAS A NEXT FRIDAY REFERENCE! MY JOKES ARE WRITTEN BY BLACK FOLKS!
Stew-O: Speaking of Friday, LC’S last few Friday’s have built up this animosity between him and his opponent. It started with a stolen laptop and escalated into a potential domestic violence case with Lethal battering TLA and one of his Poon sex workers. It culminates tonight as two of EAW’s most underrated elitists go one on one at Pain for Pride!
(Lethal Consequences rolls into the ring and gets to his feet. He removes his shirt, raises it high, and shows off the message again for the cameras.)
Lethal Consequences off mic: LAPTOPS AND BITCHES! TLA don’t got neither. Fucker. :dave:
Jake Mercer: I LOVE YOU LC!
Lethal Consequences off mic: Nah, no ghey shit…mayne. :dave:
(As Company Flow’s music fades away, ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ starts playing as the fans began cheering like crazy. The blue lights get replaced with Red, White, and Green ones as a 1967 Chevy Impala with a beautiful dark blue paint on it with a banner hanging from the side that reads “HALL OF FAMER” on it. As the car stops on the stage, Steroid Dawg hops out of the driver side window and begins barking hysterically until out slides TLA out of the passenger side.)
TLA off mic: Yea, pero…I let my bitch drive, ole!
Steroid Dawg off mic: ARF!
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…making his way to the ring…hailing from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida by way of Tlaxcala, Mexico…weighing in at 210 pounds…LA PANTERA SEXUAL…THE BADDEST HOMBREon the PLANET…T-L-AAAAAA!!!!
(TLA kneels down and rubs Steroid Dawg’s head as the dog is wagging her tail like crazy.)
TLA off mic: Steroid Dawg, you are the greatest. I could not be in the hall of fame without you. Now, go park this car somewhere where SOSA Henderson can’t steal it and let me commence kicking some LC booty, undalay. Vamonos!
Steroid Dawg off mic: BARK!
Jake Mercer: I think she just told TLA that she loves him and that this season was an incredible one for him.
Flannery McCoy: Now Jake can speak dawg, huh?
Jake Mercer: I have been talking to you all season, haven’t I?
Stew-O: Whether that’s a literal translation or not, nobody can take this season away from TLA. Arguably one of the best season’s for an individual in EAW history, TLA has done so much. Though they came up short, TLA teamed with his rival Darkane and Serena Bennett at Territorial Invasion for one of the greatest versions of EAW’s War Games matches ever. TLA also came close to defeating Impact and becoming World Champion in his first title match this year but thanks to Imp’s GAWD contract, TLA’s dream to be the man was deterred. TLA wouldn’t wait too long as he would finally capture the gold he had sought after at House of Glass in his own hometown in what could be seen as one of the best moments in EAW history.
Flannery McCoy: I get tears in my eyes whenever I think about that moment. It was one of the most beautiful scenes i’ve ever seen.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, that’s all cute. HE STILL LOST HIS BELT TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT KANG DRAKE KING, DOE! AND TLA BROKE LC’S LAPTOP AFTER HAVING IT STOLEN! TLA is a legend, he is now officially a hall of Famer, but let’s not lose sight of the truth and the truth is TLA is a thief! He is a thief who steals and breaks other people’s property. TLA does not care about other people’s property and LC does not tolerate people destroying other people’s property. I spoke to TLA via zoom earlier even though we were in the same room and I asked him exactly what makes this so intense and he says that TLA simply is not down with OPP. TLA is straight up naught by nature and TLA has to pay for what he has done to BIG LC!
Stew-O: You should wipe your mouth.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, it’s a little Oakland jizz dripping from your top lip.
Jake Mercer: Oh. HEY!
(TLA slides under the bottom rope as he quickly gets to his feet and turns to see LC still raising his shirt high above his own head.)
TLA off mic: Hola, I could have just solved all this by getting you a new laptop and some poon, eh? Too late now, we fighting you loco gringo.
Lethal Consequences off mic: :dave: You got guac in ya sock and now I’ma put blood in your mouth.
(Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: TLA is circling the ring as LC stays in front of him and continues waving his customized shirt. Two hall of famers are about to settle their differences as this Pain for Pride grudge match has officially begun!
Flannery McCoy: Both men watching the other as LC keeps waving his shirt high and TLA crouches low looking to find an opening.
TLA off mic: Put the cheap merch down and fight, hermano. Settle this shit like men.
Lethal Consequences off mic: You not no man, you all bitch. :dave: ALL LAPTOPS MATTER! I’m protesting you, man. You gon’ pay what you owe. Or else.
TLA off mic: Stupid puto, clearly this match is the “or else”. Now, let’s do it!
Jake Mercer: Lots of posturing so far as TLA is shaking his head at LC. LC is sneering as he keeps that shirt high above his head and walks right to TLA’s face. TLA is almost shocked at the audacity!
Lethal Consequences off mic: LAPTOPS AND BITCHES! LAPTOPS AND-
Stew-O: BAM! SWAG SHOT BY TLA BEGINS THE ACTION! LC IS STUNNED AS TLA IS ALL BUSINESS NOW! The pimp slap struck cleanly as Lethal Consequences stands with just a hand holding that shirt. TLA lines LC up and CRACKS HIM with a furious left jab. HE REPEATS IT BUT WITH THE RIGHT HAND! KICK TO THE THIGH, CHOP TO THE CHEST, A FAST STRIKING COMBO IS BEING PUT ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS TLA IS STARTING THIS GRUDGE MATCH OFF HOT!
Flannery McCoy: LC Is trying to dodge the blows but TLA is just so quick. Like lightning how rapidly he is connecting with each blow. Over and over as for some reason LC just wont drop that stupid shirt and fight back. LC is dropping to one knee as TLA sees this as his opening. TLA turns, runs to the ropes, bounces off them, runs back and LEAPS IN THE AIR…HURRICURAN-NO! LC BLOCKS THE HURRICURANA BY PUSHING TLA OFF HIS SHOULDERS! TLA FLIES IN THE AIR, DOING A BACKFLIP, AND LANDS ON HIS FEET AS TLA LOOKS UP AND SEES…LC CHARGES HIM!
Stew-O: Lethal rushes TLA for a clothesline but TLA ducks. TLA turns and DROPKICKS LC BACKWARDS! LC stumbles and back bumps flat before trying to roll back to his feet as TLA rushes him again. TLA goes for a lariat but LC ducks it and waits for TLA to turn around.
Flannery McCoy: OH NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WRAPS THAT SHIRT AROUND TLA’S HEAD AND BLINDS HIM! LC HAS TLA BLINDED AND BAM! STIFF ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SHIRT COVERED FACE OF TLA!
Lethal Consequences off mic: Welcome to the hall of fame, bitch.
Jake Mercer: BIG LC WITH THE BIG PLAY! SUCH A SMART ELITIST! MY BAD…EXTREMIST!
Flannery McCoy: No wonder he wouldn’t let go of that thing. LC is bashing TLA’s face with elbow after elbow as TLA desperately tries to remove it from his head. Over and over the strikes land as LC keeps teeing off on TLA. LC finally relents as he now runs to the ring ropes, bounces off, and charges TLA as he removes the shirt from his head.
Stew-O: FLYING FOREARM SMASH BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO TLA’S SKULL! The stiffness of that move can’t be denied as both me land on the mat. LC rolls on the ground and mounts TLA. BAM! BAM! BAM! TLA is being pummeled as LC mounts him and lays punch after punch onto his head. Closed fists I might add!
Jake Mercer: Extremist type shit, mane! This ain’t nothing but a personal rivalry between two hall of fame members. TLA is a newbie to this plateau but big LC got TWO of them rings! TWO! He’s like Kevin Durant cause he got TWO of them shits and he earned them both…by himself. :troll:
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is being especially brutal as the referee gives him a warning about this closed fist assault. LC finally stops but NO! LC IS NOW SLAPPING TLA!
Lethal Consequences off mic: ‘Member how I slapped your hoes? You the hoe now. :dave:
Stew-O: Brutal and demeaning open hand slaps by LC as he proceeds to berate and belittle his opponent.
Jake Mercer: The referee warned LC about those closed fists but those open palm slaps across the face are 100 percent legal!
Flannery McCoy: They night be legal but they seem very dirty to me. First the shirt gaffe, then the closed fists, now this? TLA May have started this rivalry but it’s been Lethal Consequences that has taken it to a more personal level.
Jake Mercer: You can’t blame LC, he’s only a product of his environment. He is the one who was wrongfully abused initially so you can’t blame him for how he reacts. I remember back in Digable Planets Wrestling School LC used to get in trouble for slapping his peers like bitches. More times than not though, LC was just fighting back after being wronged. One story goes, two students named Maribel and Nathan had LC kicked from the school’s discord channel and Big LC didn’t take that lightly. He went live on twitch, found both of the students, and kicked their butts until it was computer blue. You know how hard it is to hold a laptop, stream from the laptop, AND BEAT UP TWO PEOPLE? AND THEN HE MADE A BEAT RIGHT AFTER THAT!
Stew-O: He sure is putting the beats on TLA I know that much right now. LC finally stops slapping TLA and gets to his feet. He grabs the back of TLA’s head and is making him get up as he points to the corner turnbuckle. LC takes TLA and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE KEEPS HIS HAND PLACED ON HIS SKULL!
Lethal Consequences off mic: Let’s count these shits in spanish…UNO MOTHERFUCKA!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is walking with TLA to a second turnbuckle and BASHES HIS HEAD INTO THAT ONE!
Lethal Consequences off mic: DOS MOTHERFUCKA!
Flannery McCoy: LC seeds a third corner and is dragging TLA to that one. A THIRD TURNBUCKLE IS MET WITH THE SKULL OF THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS TLA IS LOOKING DAZED AND CONFUSED!
Lethal Consequences off mic: TRES MOTHERFUCKA!
Stew-O: LC smiles as he goes to the last turnbuckle and cocks TLA’s head back far!
Lethal Consequences off mic: QUATTRO YOU MOTHER-!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! TLA GETS HIS FOOT ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE BLOCKS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FROM HITTING HIS SKULL INTO THE LAST TURNBUCKLE AS HE USES HIS FOOT TO PUSH OFF OF AND BACK LC UP AND AWAY FROM HIM! LC STUMBLES TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS TLA RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE…TLA FLIPS BACKWARDS AS HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE…FLYING CARTEL KICK!!!
Jake Mercer: DIOS MIOS!!!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT! TLA RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE, LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, HITS A BACKFLIP, AND FLIES IN THE AIR…LANDING THE BEAUTIFUL PELE KICK RIGHT ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD! LC IS FLAT ON HIS BACK AS TLA HOPS OFF THE GROUND AND LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Great counter but it’s too soon to see this match end as Lethal Consequences kicks out of the pin. TLA is back in control as he checks his face for any blood before looking down at a confused and hurt Lethal Consequences flat on his back dead center in the ring. TLA watches LC flail his arms, rolling onto his stomach, and pushing off the ground as he tries to regain his bearings. TLA rushes to the ropes, bounces off them, charges at a now standing LC and LEAPS HIGH OFF HIS OWN VERT AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ HEAD…HURRICANRANA!
Jake Mercer: LC PAPI NOOOOOO!
Flannery McCoy: Yes! LC is flipped inside out as he lands flat on his lower spine and TLA quickly gets back to his feet. TLA stalks LC again as LC tries to get up and find his opponent. TLA stays behind LC as LC begins swinging at the air with no one there. TLA sneaks behind Lethal and LEAPS AGAIN AND GRABS THE BACK OF LC’S HEAD AND NECK!
Stew-O: ZIG ZAG! THE REVERSE BULLDOG CONNECTS AS LC IS FLAT ON HIS BACK AGAIN WITH TLA ROLLING ONTO HIS KNEES AS HE HEARS THE CROWD CHEER!
Crowd: T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!!
Flannery McCoy: These socially distanced fans are live and charged up to cheer on The baddest Hombre in EAW history. TLA gives them a little shimmy as he rolls onto his stomach and stares into the camera.
Jake Mercer: That cocky Mexican! :wow:
Stew-O: TLA rolls to his side and stares at LC as LC rolls onto his stomach. LC begins crawling to the ring ropes as he tries to pull himself off the mat. TLA sees this and KIPS UP FROM THE GROUND AND TURNS TO SEE LC IN THE PERFECT POSITION! TLA rushes to the ropes as LC has his head between the top and middle rope…TLA CHARGES…305!!! THE TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS AS TLA SWINGS THROUGH THE ROPES, KICKS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACKWARDS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: TLA ISN’T DONE! LA PANTERA SEXUAL GETS ONTO THE APRON, LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLOATS IN THE AIR…SPRINGBOARD SPLASH!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS…
Flannery McCoy: NOOOOO! LC GETS HIS KNEES UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AS TLA LANDS RIGHT ONTO THEM! TLA BOUNCES OFF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS BOTH MEN ROLL ON THE MAT IN PAIN!
Jake Mercer: BIG MOVE BY BIG DICK LC!!! I KNEW HE WASN’T DONE! I never even thought about giving up on him!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences tries catching his breath as he gets to one knee and sees TLA holding his ribs and rolling on the mat. LC sees his chance and quickly gets up and begins stomping away at TLA. Lethal Consequences is clearly aiming for the midsection and more specifically those rubs as TLA tries to cover them up and protect them with his arms. But LC changes focus and KICKS TLA RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! TLA curls into a ball trying to avoid the stomping as LC keeps at it. Lethal Consequences slowly backs up towards the ring ropes and bounces off them as he walks back and hips in the air…
Stew-O: KNEE DROP BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES…MISSES! TLA rolls out the way as LC lands on one knee. TLA tried to get up but LETHAL Consequences charges and KNIFE EDGE CHOP LIGHTS UP TLA’S CHEST! TLA is standing in pain as LC kicks him in the gut. Lethal Consequences grabs the back of TLA’s head and DRIVES HIM NECK FIRST INTO THAT MIDDLE ROPE! LC IS NOW CHOKING TLA WITH THE MIDDLE ROPE! The referee is warning Lethal as he is choking the life out of TLA with the middle ring rope!
Referee: LET HIM GO!!! ONE…TWO…THREE…FO-
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences finally lets him go as TLA’s head now rests in the top of the middle rope. TLA is on his knees gasping for air as Lethal Consequences turns and notices the position TLA is in now.
Lethal Consequences off mic: :dave: Anything you can do I can do better. Fuckin’ fuck you, amigo.
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUNS TO THE ROPES, BOUNCES OFF, AND RANS AT THE HELPLESS TLA…619!!! 619 BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS HE HITS THE SAME MOVE TLA JUST HIT ON HIM! TLA is now the one rolling in the middle of the ring as Lethal Consequences does not go for a springboard move like his opponent did and chooses to enter back into the ring as he stands in front of the ring ropes and
Stew-O: You called TLA cocky, what about this?
Jake Mercer: CONFIDENCE, BABY! CONFIDENCE!
Flannery McCoy: *rolls eyes*
Jake Mercer: Don’t roll your eyes at me, girl.
Stew-O: TLA rolls his body on the ground as Lethal Consequences grabs him by the back of his head and lifts him off the ground. Lethal Consequences stands behind TLA and slowly wraps his arms around TLA’s head…LC leans back and pulls TLA with him…FLASH BACK! SLEEPER SLAM BACKBREAKER BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES NEWRLY CRACKS TLA IN HALF AS TLA CRUMBLES AND LC SITS ON THE RING MAT BEFORE DRAPING ONE ARM OVER TLA AND GOING FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THR-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by the resilient TLA as Lethal Consequences shakes his head. Lethal Consequences turns and sees…that shirt he wore to the ring tossed aside and barely hanging onto the ring apron. Lethal gets up, walks towards it, reaches down, and snatches it off the ground. TLA Is still on his back as LC begins putting the shirt inside out…wait…it has more writing on it. It reads…
Stew-O: Oh god…
Flannery McCoy: “ADOBE HOUSE HOES”…wait, what the?!
Lethal Consequences off mic: YEAH! Fuck the Poon Palace, we selling pussy at Adobe House now!
Crowd: FUCK YOU LC! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FUCK YOU LC! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FUCK YOU LC! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Jake Mercer: SUCH A SAVVY INDIVIDUAL I LOVE MY EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE! He is not a businessman, he is a business…man! Lethal is handling his business, damn! JEFF BEZOS COULD NEVER! LC WALKS OVER TO THE NOW SEATED TLA AND STANDS BEHIND HIM!
Lethal Consequences off mic: You gonna be the first sex worker at Adobe House Hoes, TLA. You gonna turn all the tricks I find until you pay me back what my laptop was worth. WITH INTERESTS! :dave:
Flannery McCoy: LC BEGINS FORCING THAT SHIRT INTO TLA AS
Stew-O: WOAH! TLA FIGHTS HIM OFF AND PUSHES HIM AWAY! TLA rolls to his feet as Lethal still has the shirt in his hand and throws it at TLA…TLA DUCKS THE SHIRT AND CHARGES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES…VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ROCKS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS HE STAGGERS BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES! TLA ISN’T DONE AS HE CHARGES AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: OH NO! How is he going to get the laptop money now?!
Flannery McCoy: TLA leans a bit and sees Lethal Consequences on the arena floor trying to make sense of what happened. TLA isnt wasting much time as the referee begins his count.
Referee: ONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences begins climbing off the arena floor as he clings to the ring apron to pull himself to his feet. TLA sees this and finds his spot as he runs to the ropes, bounces, and charges towards LC’s side of the ring.
Referee: FOOOOOUUUUURRRR!!!
FIIIIVVVVVEEEEE!!!
SIIIIIXXXXXXXX!!!
Flannery McCoy: WOAH! TLA FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SUICIDE DIVES ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS BOTH MEN CRASH ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR! TLA LANDS ALL 200 POUNDS RIGHT ONTO LC AS BOTH MEN ARE IN PAIN WITH LETHAL IN THE MOST PAIN BETWEEN THEM!
Referee: OOOONNEEEE!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Beautiful suicide dive by TLA takes out LC and forces the referee to restart his count.
Jake Mercer: Look, it’s no secret that I am rooting for Big LC. But, I can’t hate on TLA too much here. The guy is now officially a Hall of Famer. I mean, watching him grow has been a treat and he deserves it…but, he does NOT deserve to win this match. This match shouldn’t even be happening. HE STOLE THAT MAN’S PRIZED POSSESSION AND BROKE IT! HE NEVER REPLACED IT! HE NEVER REALLY APOLOGIZED FOR IT EITHER!!
Referee: THREEEEEEE!!!
FOOOOOOUUURRRR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Yes, TLA started it but Lethal Consequences took it too far by maliciously beating that poor we worker. It was honestly a mistake that has escalated far more than any one with sense could or would have expected. This isn’t just about a laptop anymore. Those promos both men cut this week cut deeper than just a laptop or even just the assault of a Poon. It’s personal and it can only be settled here at Pain for Pride!
Stew-O: TLA grabs LC off the ground he rolls him towards the ring apron. TLA scoops LC up and rolls him under the bottom rope, and back into the ring. TLA begins walking up the nearby steel stairs. TLA is starting to gain momentum again as he stands on the ring apron next to the turnbuckles and stares at the downed and barely moving Lethal Consequences. LC finally begins to stir as LC sits up. TLA slowly begins ascending the turnbuckle and keeps his eyes on LC. TLA stands on the top of the turnbuckle as LC is standing with no clue what’s behind him. TLA watches LC turn and immediately EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER INTO THE AIR! TLA COCKS HIS ARM BACK AND DIVES TOWARDS LC AS…
BAM!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD!
Stew-O: LCR!!! LCR!!! JUDAS EFFECT!
Jake Mercer: EMRNOGNGONGROMRMF!!!!
Stew-O: LC HITS HIS SPINNING BACK ELBOW ONTO THE FLYING TLA AS TLA IS CAUGHT RIGHT ON THE CHIN! TLA CRASHES ONTO THE MAT AS LC DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND GASPS FOR AIR!!!
Flannery McCoy: How…how did he pull that out of nowhere! He couldn’t even see TLA for more than a split second yet he caught him with that beautiful Judas Effect! That’s incredible.
Stew-O: That’s insane.
Jake Mercer: THAT’S MY EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE BITCHES!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA is rolling but it’s a slow and gradual turn as he doesn’t look like he will be able to stand after that.
Jake Mercer: PIN HIM! PIN HIM! GET YOUR RETRIBUTION! GET YOUR REVENGE LETHAL!!!!
Stew-O: LC is still on both knees breathing heavily as he starts to realize he may have the match one. LC turns and crawls towards TLA as TLA continues rolling. Lethal Consequences crawls as TLA rolls. TLA rolls as LC crawls.
Lethal Consequences off mic: Stop, bitch. Lemme pin you, hoe. :dave:
TLA off mic: …no. Tu madre puto…I’m dead.
Jake Mercer: TLA won’t stop rolling as LC is desperate to get this match over with and nearly grabs him as…
Flannery McCoy: TLA ROLLS OUT OF THE RING VIA THE BOTTOM ROP!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC is on his hands and knees still reaching but TLA has left the ring. TLA lands on his back as LC looks out of the bottom rope and sees TLA slowly rolling again…this time under the ring!
Stew-O: TLA has rolled under the ring as the referee continues his count!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
FOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA is under the ring as LC is utterly confused and now visibly angry. The referee continues his count as LC sighs before rolling out of the ring himself.
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The referee restarts his count as TLA is now hidden out of sight under the squared circle. LC is outside and now lifting the apron as he searches for his opponent. LC looks and sees…nothing. LC begins limping to another side of the ring and lifts the apron to see…nothing.
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOUUUURRRRR!!!!!
FIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: LC is visibly frustrated as he begins walking to another side BUT WAIT! TLA is peeking from the opposite side of the ring! TLA is crouch walking around as LC peeks into another side of the ring and finds no one there! TLA rolls into the ring as the referee continues counting!
Referee: SIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!
SEVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!
EEEEEEEEIGHT!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA IS GOING TO WIN VIA COUNT OUT!
Jake Mercer: Not on my watch…HEY LC! HE IS IN THE RING!!!!
(Lethal Consequences ears perk up as he lifts his head and sees TLA in the ring doing his signature pose.)
Referee: …NIIIINNNNE!!!
Lethal Consequences off mic: You hoe, bitch! Thanks Jake Smith!
Jake Mercer: It’s Jake Mercer but NO PROBLEM!!!!
Referee: TEEEEE-
Stew-O: LC SLIDES IN TO THE RING ON HIS BELLY AS TLA LEAPS IN THE AIR! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BY TLA! HE LANDS RIGHT ON THE SPINE OF LC AS LETHAL’S FOCUS WAS JUST TRYING TO AVOID BEING COUNTED OUT! TLA ROLLS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! TLA IS PUSHED OFF AS TLA SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET! LC SLOWLY GETS TO HIS FEET AS TLA IS WAITING FOR HIM…KICK TO THE GUT BY TLA AS LC BENDS FORWARD…TLA HAS HIM IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION…
Jake Mercer: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU TLA!!!!
(Jake Mercer tosses his headset and reaches under the table.)
Flannery McCoy: What the…OH! TLA IS GOING FOR IT! MEXICAN DESTROY-NO!!! TLA IS TOSSED BACK DROP STYLE OVER LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD AS HE ATTEMPTED HIS FLIPPING PILEDRIVER AND…CRASHES INTO THE REFEREE! OH GOD!
Stew-O: It was an accident but TLA ends up bumping the referee as the referee goes flying out of the ring from the momentum! TLA rolls onto his hands and knees and sees the poor referee outside of the ring as Lethal Consequences lays on his stomach clearly without much left besides that counter. TLA shakes his head as he turns and goes to finish off LC again. TLA begins helping LC up as…
Flannery McCoy: WTF is Jake doing…what is that in his hand…why is he running towards the ring…what the
Stew-O: OH! NO CAL! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST HIT THE NO CAL! CROTCH SHOT BY LC TO TLA AS TLA IS AS SHOCKED AS US ALL! WAIT! JAKE MERCER IS RINGSIDE AND HE HIS HOLDING…WAIT! IS THAT THE BROKEN LAPTOP!?!?
Jake Mercer off mic: BIG LC! HEY! CATCH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT?!? JAKE MERCER JUST TOSSED THAT BROKEN LAPTOP TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Jake Mercer off mic: MAKE THAT MAN PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO YOU!
Lethal Consequences off mic: :dave:
SMASH!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: JESUS CHRIST! LC JUST COCK BACKED AND SMASHED THAT LAPTOP RIGHT ONTO TLA’S HEAD! KEYBOARD KEYS GO FLYING AS DOES THE REST OF THE ALREADY BROKEN LAPTOP THAT HELPED START THIS ENTIRE FEUD! TLA IS OUT! TLA LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK AS BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR FROM HIS FOREHEAD! JAKE MERCER, Lethal Consequences’ super Stan…has screwed TLA!
Stew-O: The referee is being shaken and woken up by Jake Mercer and I am purely speechless. This is not how this should happen. Jake Mercer is supposed to be a commentator, not someone influencing the finish to a fight between two hall of famers!
Jake Mercer off mic: HEY! WAKE UP! WE NEED YOU, REFEREE!!
Flannery McCoy: This is sick. This match was a back and forth affair and now Lethal Consequences is dragging TLA back to his feet. The referee is back awake as Jake directs him to get back in the ring. As the dazed referee slides in, TLA and his dead weight are hoisted onto the shoulders of Lethal Consequences as LC stares into the camera.
Lethal Consequences off mic: :dave:
Stew-O: GTJ!! THE GO TO JAPAN CONNECTS AS THE ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS TLA IS DOWN ONE LAST TIME! LC COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HIS OPPONENT AS JAKE MERCER QUICKLY SCAMPERS HIS WAY BACK TO THE ANNOUNCER’S BOOTH! COVER…
Referee: OOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow blasts as the entire arena begins booing LC and Jake Mercer. LC rises from the mat as the referee stands next to him and begins raising his hand.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…THE INEVITABLE…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: This is egregious. This is madness. Jake Mercer how could you?!
Jake Mercer: I…did it…for The Con.
Flannery McCoy: :snoop:
Stew-O: This match had no title on the line. Neither man’s legacy will be tainted by a loss and neither man is guaranteed anything from this win. But, both fought hard in order to get it because it was about bragging rights AND getting revenge for what they both did to each other. Even though it may have been ruined by my co-worker Jake…
Jake Mercer: HEY! I DID THE RIGHT THING! LC DESERVED REVENGE!!!
Flannery McCoy: What about TLA? What about that poor defenseless poon LC abused? What about LC screwing TLA out of a potential win two weeks ago as the special guest referee? What about any of those things?
Jake Mercer: Look, the right man fucking one. I just helped make sure the wrong one didn’t!
Stew-O: Regardless, it was a match between two of the greatest to ever perform in EAW but to TLA’s detriment…Lethal Consequences will leave Pain for Pride without a new laptop but he does get to go home with a huge win as his over TLA. Incredible match, I just wished it wasn’t tainted by Jake’s actions.
Jake Mercer: :troll: I did the right thing, guys. I truly believe that.
(We get a shot of TLA on the mat with blood still pouring from his forehead as he is on his side looking sad and hurt. Lethal Consequences exits the ring, grabs his custom t-shirt, and throws it back in the ring towards TLA.)
Lethal Consequences off mic: Put that shirt on and don’t get no blood on it, bitch. I’m going to set up a Gofundme for you and your Mexican whores to donate to help me get a new laptop. I NEED MORE RAM, MAN!
(TLA shakes his head and gives a middle finger to LC.)
TLA off mic: Eat my dick, pendejo.
Lethal Consequences off mic: Right back at you, Danny Trejo. :dave:
(The scene ends as TLA is seen being helped up by the referee as LC does his strut up the entrance ramp before the scene transitions to somewhere else.)
(The camera pans to Kyra Phillips in an interview room.)
Kyra Phillips: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the Showdown Commissioner… Ryan Wilson.
Ryan Wilson: Fist of all, allow me to correct you. I am not your “guest”. I asked for this interview time because I have something of the utmost importance to say. Pain for Pride is upon us and I cannot wait to teach Ahren Fournier a lesson in respect. He is trash, almost as trash as his Hall of Fame speech. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, though. Let’s go in order.
Ryan Wilson: I am here to wish good luck to all my Showdown Elitists, although I am perfectly aware they do not need luck at all. Showdown is the best show in EAW for a reason and the reason is its talent. All of them are going to do great in their respective matches and quite frankly, I am pretty sure they are going to find a way to bring back to the blue show some of the Interbrand Championships we have in EAW.
Ryan Wilson: Speaking of brand superiority, coming up next, we have a huge show that is going to shake EAW to its core and change the landscape of Season 14 in ways we are not even able to predict at the moment. That’s right, I’m talking about the Draft Show. People are wondering… who is going to get drafted to Showdown? Who is going to leave Showdown and go to Voltage or Dynasty?
Ryan Wilson: The Draft is by far one of the most exciting shows of the season. Now, I’m not saying it has Pain for Pride levels of excitement but still, it is easily the second most exciting show of the season and I’m not even exaggerating. However, as the Showdown Commissioner, I can’t just sit back and enjoy the show, maybe after one or two bets with my friends. I have to make sure Showdown gets even stronger after the Draft and that’s exactly what I am going to make sure of.
Kyra Phillips: What do you have in store for the Showdown locker room, Mister Wilson?
Ryan Wilson: It’s very simple, Kyra. I have a GROUNDBREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT…
Kyra Phillips: Gulp.
Ryan Wilson: I am here tonight to say that Showdown is going to take the very FIRST pick in the Draft…
(Kyra Phillips smiles enthusiastically as the crowd reaction can be heard from the stadium)
Ryan Wilson: The first pick for Showdown is…
Ryan Wilson:….
Ryan Wilson: ME! RYAN WILSON!
(A mixed reaction can be heard in the background.)
Ryan Wilson: That’s right! As the Showdown Commissioner I need to make sure my show walks into Season 14 just as strong as it was in Season 13. And what better way than to make sure I am still in charge, still in the driver seat of Showdown to lead my show to new heights!
Kyra Phillips: WOW, I mean… I’m stunned! What a groundbreaking announcement from the Showdown Commissioner Ryan Wilson! That was insane and unexpected! Now Mister Wilson, at Pain for Pride you will once again lace up your boots and face Ahren Fournier. Do you have any final words for him?
Ryan Wilson: Ha. Ahren got his little Hall of Fame introduction last night, that was cute, I’m not going to lie. I’d say it’s time I introduce him to my Hall of Pain though. That’s right, pain is what I’m going to put that idiot through when I wipe the ring with his silly face. See, both the Draft show and my Hardcore match against Ahren have one thing in common. You know what they have in common?
Kyra Phillips: I’m not sure…
Ryan Wilson: Infinite possibilities. Much like there’s no way to tell how bigger and better Showdown will become after the Draft is said and done, there is no damn way to predict what I am going to put that idiot through in our Hardcore Match. Anything goes. I can and I will use every single weapon at my disposal, hell even my faithful hockey stick.
Ryan Wilson: Ahren Fournier sucks. He is trash. I hope he enjoyed his final week as a Showdown competitor because I am going to do whatever it is in my power not only to beat him and utterly humiliate him inside that ring, but also to make sure he won’t be around Showdown anymore. A piece of garbage like him is much more suited for shows like Voltage or Dynasty.
(Ryan Wilson gives a pat on Kyra’s shoulder as he walks out of frame)
(The camera then cuts back to ringside, where Bella Braxton is ready to call the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Fans: ONE FALL!!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…
(‘Alive’ by P.O.D. plays throughout Lincoln Financial Field as the fans come to life roaring loudly for Rex McAllister after he makes his way onto the stage wearing a black athletic jacket with his ring attire underneath. He stands on stage and looks around at those in attendance for a moment. The moment he’d been waiting for what seemed like an eternity for. His moment. Rex wears nothing else but a look of determination.)
Rich Russillo: Have you ever seen Rex McAllister any more focused and motivated before, James?
James Peters: I have to say, I have not. For everything that people want to say about Rex not having gotten the job done at Pain For Pride in the main event the last couple of years, they’ll never be able to say it was for any lack of desire and determination on his part. He’s wanted his moment from the time that he participated in his first Pain For Pride four years ago in the Cash In The Vault match. A long season filled with its share of ups and downs all culminates here in the main for the EAW Championship.
Rich Russillo: You have to feel for this man, especially the last couple of years where he put absolutely everything he had into winning, only to come up short both times. Rex won the Grand Rampage this year to get this moment, and now as he’s said all along it’s all or nothing. Now he’s looking to write yet a new chapter, but this time he’s looking to do it off the heels of the biggest win on the biggest stage of his career. He has quite a task ahead of him, but if you can hear the fans right now it would be pretty safe to say they want to be here to see him get his moment finally!
Persephone: WOOOOOOO!!! Go, my sexalicious piece of man meat! IT’S TIME TO SHOW THE REST OF THE WORLD WHY YOUR BEST SEXY REXY!! KICK THAT BLONDE BIMBOS ASS!!!
(Upon entering the ring Rex begins pointing to the fans in the stands as they chant his name. Then he stops in the center of the ring and takes a knee. For a moment he bows his head in prayer, as he silently prays with deep thoughts for his family given the news that’s got out recently when it comes to him had his wife and their unborn baby. Pyro shoots up just behind him as he spreads his arms outward, balling up his fists while closing his eyes and holding the pose as the fans roars for him get a little louder for a moment, and the last shot shows Rex again. With his eyes still shut he can be seen mouthing the words “Thank you”.)
(The lights around the massive stadium began to dim set by set, the sound of a drawn-out wave of synth notes beginning to overtake the P.A. system in an almost ominous buzz as the surroundings darken. Rising and lowering in volume, high-pitch frequency “WOO!”s shout and fade out over it every few seconds before a faint effect takes it out the intro right into the breakdown used in Charli XCX’s “Roll With Me”. Lights flickering on and off and being aimed around every which way, the streams of beaming lights suddenly go steady once the usual opening brings all the other audio to a stop, and as the song continues in its usual lyrics and beats, Andrea Valentine has made her way out from the back to appear in front of the thousands of fans.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…. from Orlando, Florida weighing in at 110 pounds… She is the EAW World Champion… ANNNDDREEEAAAA VALENTINEEEEE!!
(With the EAW World Championship raised up using both hands, a series of gold and white pyro go off overhead before the defending champion heads down the aisle with her familiar but always welcomed smile, the LED floor lighting up once she steps foot onto it with a wave of sparkle effect that sweeps down to the very end, revealing her name spelled in a vertical fashion with the first letter capped with an intricate crown graphic. Obviously to keep in line with the #QUEENSONLY mantra the Beating Hearts had at one point this season become known for. Her attention ultimately going from fans in attendance and back to the ring on her way there, it’s all while among a burst of white, silver, and Voltage gold confetti firing off in bright waves of color from the sides of the runway, that Andrea never seems to lose her excited and ecstatic demeanor.)
Rich Russillo: After the first half of the season that saw her dealing with Veena Adams looking to make examples out of her, Raven, Ms. Extreme, and Consuela, who would become collectively known as the Beating Hearts of Voltage, Andrea Valentine went on to become the EAW World Champion! This latter half of the season has been nothing short of exciting as she finally ascended to World Champion status, taking on all sorts of challengers that she all put herself to the test against, but Rex and what he aims to do here will undoubtedly go down as another of her greatest opposition!
James Peters: Andrea’s had what some could call a miracle season, a dream season – whatever way they decide they’re going to describe it, there’s no denying that she’s worked hard for this kind of moment. She’s faced a lot of criticism, but for all of that, she’s sought to be, maybe been even more successful regardless! Getting to watch her over every week that’s passed, it’s hard to argue with just how much this-
Persephone: This bitch! All this ugly fucking confetti of hers flying around, it’s totally gonna throw off these pictures of Rex I’m trying to take; my man looks so good right now!
Rich Russillo: But then why’s your phone aimed at Rex and not at me?
Persephone: Have you literally ever considered just not talking to me? Or not even looking at me? Because literally no one is never ever gonna compare to my Sexy Rexyyyy 😍
James Peters: Rex is a married man, in case you forgot :lupe:
Persephone: :krabs: HE’S FINALLY GONNA PROPOSE???
James Peters: I- Well, anyways! Not to take away from the moment, this is Andrea’s biggest career moment to date and she clearly can’t wait to get this one started, much like Rex himself, and neither can we because no matter what happens, I’m sure these two Elitists are gonna prove exactly why they’ll have deserved to win it all!
(Up the steps and over the middle rope, it’s to the middle turnbuckle of the nearest corner where she climbs to stand upon as she raises the EAW Championship and points out to the adoring audience with her other hand, before looking down at the championship herself and then back over to Rex. It’s a shared look that’s long enough to last for it to be clear to everyone else that they both know what kind of moment is upon the both of them. Hopping back down to the canvas, Andrea keeps the championship raised before it must be passed off to the referee, thus allowing the match-up to start.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And this is it! The EAW Championship match, here at Pain for Pride! The Grand Rampage winner Rex McAllister versus the Champion herself, Andrea Valentine! The fans are already explosive for this one, cheering as loud as they possibly can even though the bell only just rang seconds ago! The two competitors begin to circle the ring, waiting to see if either one will make the first move- AND NOW THEY BOTH GO AFTER EACH OTHER, IMMEDIATELY BEGINNING TO LOCK UP! This is a huge match with high stakes! Both Andrea and Rex have had long, difficult journeys that led them to this moment, and now this is it! The moment these two have been waiting for!
Rich Russillo: Rex immediately is able to power Andrea into the corner, and he holds her in the corner until the referee is forced to begin his count! Rex using his full five count, and now the ref separates the two! Rex holding his hands up before backing away from Andrea- BUT THE TWO CHARGE RIGHT BACK AFTER EACH OTHER AND BEGIN TO LOCK UP, JUST FOR REX TO IMMEDIATELY GO ON THE OFFENSE WITH A HAMMERLOCK HOLD!
Persephone: YES, LETS GO RE- nevermind. Andrea just turned herself over and put Rex down with a double leg takedown. Stupid- DOUBLE FOOT STOMP MISSES! That dumb blonde tried to hit Sexy Rexy with a standing double foot stomp but Rex rolled out of the way before taking Andrea down with an arm drag! Rexy holding onto Andrea’s arm and it looks like he was trying to go for a hold, but Andrea’s already getting back to her feet! Rex will be fine though, this is nothing-
James Peters: ANDREA PULLS REX DOWN TO THE MAT, BEFORE JUMPING ONTO HIS ARM WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! Rex is able to get back to his feet but he immediately backs into the corner while holding his upper arm, AND THAT GIVES ANDREA THE OPPORTUNITY SHE NEEDED TO CHARGE IN, AS SHE LOOKS TO HIT REX WITH A HUGE RUNNING SPLASH IN THE CORNER-
Rich Russillo: REX JUST KICKED ANDREA OUT OF THE AIR! Right when Andrea went for the splash, Rex hit her with a huge boot that sent her crashing down into the mat! Rex now going for the first cover of the match, and knowing that this isn’t his only Pain for Pride match, it makes sense he’d want to try and get this match over with!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: UGH! Generic Blonde wrestler kicked out. Ah well, Rexy can wrestle rings around her. Boring blondie is getting back up, but Rex is able to put her in a headlock! Isn’t he so good!?
James Peters: ..It’s a basic wrestling mov-
Persephone: Shut up James. Anyways Andrea is pushing Rex to the ropes, and somehow she got him to let go of the headlock. I blame James for this- BUT LOOK! REX MANAGED TO CAPITALIZE ANYWAY WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Rex running the ropes now as Andrea gets back up, AND HE HITS ANOTHER SHOULDER BLOCK! Andrea backing into the ropes as she gets up, and now Rex irish whips her into the opposite pair, AND NOW HE HITS A-
James Peters: NOTHING! REX DOESN’T HIT ANYTHING! Andrea ducked under what would’ve been a lariat, and now she just hit Rex with an enzuigiri! That enzuigiri caused Rex to stumble a bit, which gave Andrea the opening she needed to hit Rex with a huge arm wrench, bringing him to the mat! We all know how great of a technical wrestler Rex is, but I think we all need to remember just how good Andrea is at this as well! Andrea now, it looks like she’s trying to set up a fujiwara armbar already!
Rich Russillo: She tried, and it doesn’t look like she was very successful! Rex managed to rotate around towards Andrea’s legs before she could lock the submission in, AND NOW REX DEADLIFTS ANDREA OFF THE MAT! REX IS LIFTING ANDREA UP, AND NOW THE NEWLY CROWNED HALL OF FAMER HAS ANDREA UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! We’re still early on in the match, but clearly Andrea is in trouble here as it looks like Rex is setting up for a powerbomb!
Persephone: NO NO NO!!!! ANDREA IS HITTING MY BEAUTIFUL REXY IN THE FACE!! ANDREA’S HITTING REX OVER AND OVER, SOMEONE STOP HER!! Oh wow, she managed to escape Rex’s grasp, but I really hope Rex is okay! I don’t want his face to be ruined by that disgusting little creature. Andrea charging in, AND REX GOES FOR A BACK BODY DROP- BUT ANDREA LANDED ON HER FEET BEFORE RUNNING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! I DON’T LIKE THIS!
James Peters: REX PROBABLY WON’T LIKE THIS EITHER! REX TURNS AROUND- RIGHT INTO AN EXCELLENT DIVING DROPKICK BY ANDREA! That dropkick sent Rex rolling halfway across the ring! Andrea quickly getting to her feet and grabbing Rex just as it looked like he was getting to both knees- AND NOW SHE PLANTS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT! Now this time it’s Andrea going for the cover, to retain the EAW Championship!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Nope, still too soon! Rex got the shoulder up at a count of one, but you can see he’s clearly still a bit rocked by that DDT! Andrea now with a rear chinlock, and Andrea has the right idea here! She’s staying right on top of Rex, not giving him anything close to a chance at recovery! Rex trying to reach out to the ropes, but Andrea is able to shift Rex away from them, before pulling him into the center of the ring!
Persephone: YES! LOOK AT THAT! REX IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! Rex is too good at this! REX JUST HIT ANDREA IN HER STOMACH WITH AN ELBOW! She looks pretty anorexic, that elbow alone should’ve been enough to take her down but she’s somehow holding onto Rex still. SECOND ELBOW BY REXY THOUGH, AND THAT ONE GETS HER TO LET GO OF THE HOLD!
James Peters: REX WITH A FOREARM TO ANDREA! Rex now with an irish whip, and he goes for a lariat as Andrea bounces off the ropes, but Andrea manages to duck it- JUST FOR REX TO HIT A BIG BOOT AS SHE COMES OFF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES! Rex has been in control of this match for the most part, and now he’s looking to possibly put an end to this one as it looks like he’s setting up for a boston crab submission!
Rich Russillo: HE WAS SETTING UP FOR IT, BUT ANDREA IS ABLE TO FREE ONE OF HER LEGS AND KICK REX AWAY BEFORE HE COULD GET THE SUBMISSION IN! Andrea now getting back to her feet as fast as she can- BUT NOW REX CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE- NO! ANDREA DUCKED REX’S CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW SHE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HER OWN!
Persephone: Rexy didn’t fall out of the ring though! He managed to land on the apron! Andrea is trying to pull Rex back up- BUT REXY HIT ANDREA WITH A FOREARM! REX JUST PUSHED ANDREA BACK, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY!
James Peters: ANDREA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! Rex just landed flat on his face! Rex quickly bouncing up to all fours- JUST FOR ANDREA TO RUN IN AND HIT A STEP UP SENTON ONTO REX’S BACK! ANDREA GOING FOR ANOTHER COVER NOW AFTER THAT HUGE SENTON, AND THIS ONE MAY POSSIBLY GET THE JOB DONE!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY REX! Andrea now dragging Rex to his feet, and she’s immediately looking to do even further damage to him as she puts him in a front facelock! Andrea now, LOOKING FOR A SNAP SUPLEX!
Persephone: NOPE, ANDREA COULDN’T DO IT! REXY DROPPED BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE’S LIFTING ANDREA UP FOR HIS OWN SUPLEX- WAIT, NO! ANDREA HIT REX IN THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HER KNEE TO MAKE HIM LET GO OF HER! NO, NOW ANDREA IS GOING FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX- BUT REX HITS HER IN THE HEAD WITH MULTIPLE ELBOWS! THE ELBOWS CAUSED HER TO STUMBLE BACK AWAY FROM REX, AND NOW REXY JUST HIT ANDREA WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!
James Peters: That boot caused Andrea to fall out of the ring from the middle rope, but Andrea did manage to land on the apron, and now she gets to her feet! In the meantime though Rex is running the ropes, AND HE GOES FOR A SPEAR- NO! REX WAS LOOKING TO SPEAR ANDREA THROUGH THE ROPES OFF OF THE APRON, BUT ANDREA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW REX IS HALFWAY THROUGH THE ROPES! ANDREA WITH A RUNNING KNEE ON THE APRON, SENDING REX BACK INTO THE RING! ANDREA NOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS REX IS STILL ON HIS FEET, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO! REX JUST CAUGHT ANDREA OUT OF THE AIR! FALLAWAY SLAM BY REX!! REX JUST TOSSED ANDREA TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, BUT I DON’T THINK REX IS FINISHED WITH ANDREA JUST YET! REX DEADLIFTING ANDREA UP, AND HE SENDS HER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WITH A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX! REX NOW GOING BACK AFTER ANDREA AND DEADLIFTING HER UP ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX, THIS TIME WITH A BRIDGING PIN!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Persephone: WHAT!? HOW!? Ugh, Andrea somehow kicked out again. That sucks but I know Rex will think of something. SEE, LOOK AT THAT! SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB BY REX! REX IS GONNA MAKE ANDREA VALENTINE TAP OUT!! 😍 Rexy is so amazing! There’s no way Andrea’s gonna find a way out of this, she should just tap out now to be honest. Save us all the trouble so we can hurry and get to World Champ Rexy!
James Peters: Andrea isn’t about to let Rex win this way. This is Pain for Pride, in the EAW Championship match! Andrea wouldn’t in a million years let Rex win this quickly, especially not via submission! Andrea is one of the most incredible talents Voltage has ever seen, I’m sure she can find her way out of this! She’s already making an attempt to, as she’s trying her hardest to reach out to the ropes! She’s not close enough though, can she crawl towards the ropes while Rex has the submission locked in?
Rich Russillo: It looks like she can! Andrea is slowly crawling towards the ropes, and Rex is just yanking back on Andrea’s leg! That has to hurt like hell, but Andrea’s still not giving up on making it to the ropes! She’s getting closer and closer, she might just make it to them unless Rex can do something about it!
Persephone: NO, NO, NO! WHY!? Welp. Andrea made it to the ropes. Rex is using his full five count though- BEFORE PULLING ANDREA BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND LOCKING IN A NORMAL BOSTON CRAB! YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! REX IS GONNA WIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, ANDREA VALENTINE IS GONNA TAP OUT! Nobody can compare to Sexy Rexy, it’s like he’s doing it effortlessly!
James Peters: Andrea is trying to crawl towards the ropes, but it’s gotta be a thousand times more difficult to do so without being able to use either of her legs to help her do so! She’s gotta find a way to escape the submission, that’s the only way! Rex pulling back on both legs, doing as much damage as he possibly can to Andrea! We all know how long Rex’s journey here has lasted, spanning back all the way to Pain for Pride: Festival where he lost to Cage! That was two entire years ago, and now he has the chance to finally win a Pain for Pride main event match! At this rate, he might end up doing so relatively quickly!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO! ANDREA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF OVER! Andrea just turned herself over, and now Rex is trying to turn her back over to lock the submission back in, but that just allows Andrea to free one of her legs and kick Rex off of her! Andrea now getting back to her feet before grabbing Rex by the arm- AND I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR THE XOXO!
Persephone: TOO BAD! REX JUST KICKED ANDREA IN THE STOMACH AND SHE ALREADY LET GO OF HIM! I honestly have no idea how Andrea lasted this long as World Champion in the first place, she’s really not all that good to be honest. Anyways, Rex is picking Andrea up for a back suplex- but of course Andrea flipped out of it, landing on her feet. Andrea now is setting up for the XOXO again- WAIT NO! IT CONNECTED THIS TIME! WHAT!? NO NO NO NO NO NO!! ANDREA IS GOING FOR THE COVER, NO!! REX PLEASE KICK OUT!! KICK OUT REX!
OOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: THANK GOD, REXY KICKED OUT :blessed: !!!!!
James Peters: Rex did manage to kick out, and that’s gotta be a bit frustrating for Andrea, yet completely expected! She can’t forget who she’s facing here, Rex McAllister has stamina for days, he isn’t gonna go down very easily no matter who you are. Andrea now climbing up to the top rope, and Andrea’s been doing a great job of staying on top of Rex! It looks like she’s already going for another big move, and with Rex in the state he’s in now this could be catastrophic for him! DIVING MOONSAULT BY ANDREA!!!
Rich Russillo: REX ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, BUT ANDREA BARELY MANAGED TO LAND ON ALL FOURS, QUICKLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET BEFORE GOING FOR A RUNNING SENTON- JUST FOR REX TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT TOO! REX NOW GRABBING ANDREA, AND HE PULLS HER DOWN INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
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James Peters: ANDREA KICKED OUT, AND SHE QUICKLY GETS BACK UP, WITH REX TRYING TO FOLLOW BEHIND! ANDREA THOUGH, IMMEDIATELY BLASTING REX WITH A FRONT DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE, SENDING REX OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! Rex is able to stay on his feet, BUT NOW ANDREA BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES, I THINK IT’S OBVIOUS WHAT SHE’S GOING FOR! SUICIDE DIVE BY ANDREA VALENTINE!
Rich Russillo: REX JUST CAUGHT ANDREA! REX HAS ANDREA IN HIS HANDS AFTER SOMEHOW CATCHING HER RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR, AND NOW HE RUNS INTO THE RING POST, SLAMMING HER RIGHT INTO IT! Rex still isn’t finished though, now he goes over to the apron, AND TOSSES ANDREA BACK FIRST ONTO IT! Rex rolling Andrea back into the ring, and now it looks like he’s about to go one step further as he picks Andrea up in a powerbomb position before charging into the corner!
Persephone: NO!!! ANDREA JUST HIT REX WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SENT HIM IN BETWEEN THE MIDDLE AND TOP ROPES INTO THE RING POST! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? NOW ANDREA IS PULLING REX OUT OF THE CORNER, AND SOMEHOW SHE JUST HIT HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, HOW IS SHE EVEN ABLE TO DO THAT!? She’s a twig, how is she able to pick ANYTHING up, let alone Rex McAllister!? I don’t get it, and I really don’t like it! Someone should get Andrea checked to be honest, are we sure she isn’t on steroids or something?
James Peters: Andrea has shown feats of strength before that were very impressive for her size, this is no different! Rex now getting to both knees before trying to get back up, BUT ANDREA NOW CHARGES IN, BEFORE HITTING A HUGE RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER! WHAT A MOVE BY ANDREA! REX IS USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP, AND NOW ANDREA RUNS THE ROPES- JUST TO EAT A BOOT TO THE FACE BY REX! WAIT, PELE KICK BY ANDREA!! REX IS STUNNED, AND NOW ANDREA HITS REX WITH A SNAPMARE BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: RUNNING METEORA BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! What a meteora by Andrea! Andrea running the ropes now, AND SHE FOLLOWS UP THE METEORA WITH A RUNNING SENTON, AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME! THAT WAS AN IMPRESSIVE COMBINATION BY ANDREA, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR A COVER, LOOKING TO POTENTIALLY RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP JUST LIKE THAT!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Persephone: REXY KICKS OUT AGAIN! Andrea is pulling Rex back to his feet, and oh God it looks like she’s setting up for the XOXO again- BUT REX JUST PULLED HER IN FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE BEFORE SHE COULD SET IT UP! Rexy just dropped to a knee because of the force of that clothesline, but he hasn’t let go of Andrea! Rex is pulling Andrea back to her feet, AND HE JUST HIT A SECOND SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Each clothesline looks like it’s taking everything out of Andrea, and rightfully so. I honestly hope Rex kills her.
James Peters: :whoa: Anyways Rex is pulling Andrea up for a third time, AND HE GOES FOR A THIRD CLOTHESLINE- BUT ANDREA DUCKS UNDER IT! ANDREA HAS REX IN A RIPCORD HOLD, AND SHE PULLS HIM IN BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE FOREARM! THAT FOREARM CAUSED REX TO STAGGER BACK, BUT REX IS ABLE TO CHARGE BACK IN- JUST TO RECEIVE AN ELBOW TO THE FACE! ANDREA GRABBING REX NOW BEFORE RUNNING UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THERE’S A TORNADO DDT!
Rich Russillo: NO! REX MANAGES TO HOLD ANDREA IN PLACE BEFORE TOSSING HER OFF OF HIM! THE TORNADO DDT DOESN’T CONNECT! REX NOW CHARGING BACK TOWARDS ANDREA, BUT THERE GOES ANDREA WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! Andrea has been all over Rex for a few moments now! Andrea quickly running up to the top rope after hitting that takedown, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE MAGIC HOUR ONCE AGAIN, NOT GIVING REX ANY TIME TO RECOVER!
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHA! REXY GOT HIS KNEES UP ANYWAY!! Wow Andrea Valentine is garbage! Anytime she thinks she has everything covered, Rex finds a way to get the upper hand once again! Rexy isn’t getting to his feet though, instead he’s crawling towards Andrea Valentine who rolled away after landing on Rex’s knees- AND HE JUST PULLED HER INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER!! HA!!! YEP, THIS IS IT, THIS IS REALLY IT! ANDREA VALENTINE IS ABOUT TO TAP OUT, I CAN SEE IT COMING! LET’S GO REX!
James Peters: Oh God, a Dragon Sleeper right after Andrea just landed right onto Rex’s knees, there’s no way this is any good for Andrea right now! I don’t know about you Rich, but I think there’s a huge chance this is the end of the match right here and now! There’s just no way Andrea should be able to survive here after what just happened, not to mention stuff like what happened out of the ring earlier! Andrea is trying to reach for the ropes but she’s not getting anything because Rex made sure to pull her closer to the center of the ring! This honestly may be it, we might be seeing a new EAW Champion here!
Rich Russillo: Rex has the body scissors applied, we may be seeing Andrea fade here! Rex has been all over Andrea in this match with his submission game, and right now it may be paying off as Andrea can’t seem to find a way out of this dragon sleeper yet! Andrea is beginning to fight less and less, it’s clear she’s fading! Soon the referee is gonna have to call for the bell, and we’re gonna have a new EAW Champion, Rex McAlliste-
Persephone: NO!!! SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO PASS OUT!!! WHY!?!?!? THIS IS SO STUPID ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ANDREA IS FIGHTING AGAIN, AND SHE MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE BODY SCISSORS! ANDREA NOW IS ROLLING BACKWARDS UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE JUST PUSHED REX’S SHOULDERS DOWN ONTO THE MAT, ANDREA IS PINNING REX AND REX NEEDS TO KICK OUT RIGHT NOW!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Persephone: Thank God, Rex kicked out but that meant he had to sacrifice the submission hold.
James Peters: That’s right, Rex released the dragon sleeper and now Andrea Valentine is back in this match! Rex getting back to her feet, meanwhile Andrea is already there- AS ANDREA KICKS REX IN THE MIDSECTION! REX IS DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES, AND NOW THERE’S ANDREA WITH THE HANDSTAND, VALENTINE’S MASSACRE CONNECTS!! ANDREA JUST HIT THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER ON REX, WHAT A WAY TO COME BACK! THIS MIGHT HONESTLY BE IT, ANDREA’S GOING FOR THE COVER AND SHE MIGHT RETAIN RIGHT NOW!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: REX SOMEHOW POWERS OUT BEFORE THREE! Andrea is shocked, but I’m sure she realizes by now just how difficult of an opponent Rex is! Andrea pulling Rex to her feet, and she goes for an irish whip into the corner- BUT REX TURNS IT AROUND INTO AN IRISH WHIP OF HIS OWN! REX SENDS ANDREA INTO THE CORNER- JUST FOR ANDREA TO RUN UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: Rexy is running towards Andrea, but Andrea just dove over him back onto her feet. Andrea now is running the ropes as Rex is trying to keep up with her, and now Andrea just hit him with a dropkick :noah:!! Rex is backing up into the corner and using the turnbuckles to get up, WAIT NO! LEAVE HIM ALONE ANDREA! ANDREA ISN’T EVEN GIVING REX A CHANCE TO RECOVER THAT’S NOT FAIR! ANDREA IS RUNNING TO REX IN THE CORNER AND SHE HITS A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!
James Peters: NO SHE DOESN’T! REX JUST SHOVED HER DOWN TO THE MAT AS SHE ATTEMPTED TO HIT THE BACK ELBOW! REX MCALLISTER NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS ANDREA IS STRUGGLING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, AND REX GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK- BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE PULLING HIM DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP! REX KICKED OUT IMMEDIATELY THOUGH, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE JUST AS BOTH COMPETITORS GOT BACK TO THEIR FEET!
Rich Russillo: Rex now picking Andrea up as she was stunned from that jumping knee, and he approaches the corner! SNAKE EYES BY REX, AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES AS ANDREA STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, BEFORE ATTEMPTING THE BICYCLE KICK A SECOND TIME, THIS TIME CONNECTING WITH IT! REX NOT FINISHED THERE AS HE GRABS ANDREA FROM BEHIND BEFORE SHE COULD FALL, AND DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Persephone: YES! REX HIT ONE, BUT HE ISN’T FINISHED! A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! HE STILL ISN’T FINISHED, REX IS PULLING ANDREA BACK UP TO HER FEET AGAIN! REX WITH A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!! SEE, THIS IS WHY REXY IS GONNA WIN! REX IS THE BEST! REX IS PULLING ANDREA UP ONCE AGAIN, AND HE HITS A FOURTH CONSECUTIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!! REX PULLING ANDREA UP ONCE MORE, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A FIFTH-
James Peters: ANDREA MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES THIS TIME!! ANDREA HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE BACK ELBOW TO REX MCALLISTER! Andrea just suffered through four german suplexes in a row before finding a counter to it! Andrea now charging towards Rex- BUT REX MANAGES TO POP HER UP, AND NOW HE DROPS HER WITH A SIT OUT POWERBOMB! THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE IT! FOUR GERMAN SUPLEXES AND A POWERBOMB, THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF IT, ANDREA IS DONE!
OOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: ANDREA’S REIGN LIVES ON! For now at least! Andrea somehow managed to kick out before three, I can only imagine Rex is unhappy about that, but Andrea Valentine has held this title as long as she has for good reason! She’s worked as hard as she could for this, and there’s no way she’s gonna go down without a fight at the biggest show of the year! This is Pain for Pride, Andrea knows that she needs to do whatever it takes to retain her Championship!
Persephone: Well that’s just too bad, isn’t it? Rex McAllister is winning the EAW Championship whether she likes it or not. Rex now is bringing Andrea up to the top rope, and I remember he did this back in the match they had on Voltage a few months ago, hopefully it actually gets the job done this time! Rex climbing up top with Andrea, and now he’s applying the front facelock on the top rope! REXY IS GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX, HE’S GONNA DO IT!
James Peters: ANDREA WITH A PUNCH TO REX’S MIDSECTION! ANDREA WITH A SECOND PUNCH! AND A THIRD!! ANDREA IS PUNCHING AWAY AT REX, AND NOW THERE’S A HEADBUTT JUST AS SHE LET GO OF HER, CAUSING REX TO FALL OFF THE TOP ROPE! REX IS ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET RELATIVELY QUICKLY- BUT WAIT A SECOND! ANDREA GETS INTO POSITION, AND NOW SHE DIVES!! V-DAY!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE V-DAY!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? ANDREA JUST HIT ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVES IN HER ARSENAL AND IT CAME BASICALLY OUT OF NOWHERE! ANDREA NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, AND NOW THIS MAY BE IT! ANDREA VALENTINE IS RETAINING THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE, AND WHAT A WAY TO DO SO!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Persephone: REX GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! YES!! YES YES YES!! REXY IS STILL ALIVE, I TOLD YOU GUYS HE’S THE GREATEST! REX MCALLISTER IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD! REX IS GONNA BE A WORLD CHAMPION 😍😍😍!!!! WAIT NO WHAT IS THAT BRAT DOING!? GET OFF OF HIM! SOMEONE GET HER OFF OF HIM, SHE’S CHEATING!
James Peters: NO SHE ISN’T CHEATING, SHE JUST LOCKED REX IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! ANDREA IS GETTING SOME PAYBACK WITH THESE SUBMISSIONS WITH THIS FUJIWARA ARMBAR! HOW IRONIC, ANDREA MIGHT MAKE REX MCALLISTER TAP OUT WITH ONE OF THE BEST MOVES IN HIS OWN WIFE’S ARSENAL! REX NEEDS TO MAKE A MOVE, AND HE NEEDS TO DO IT FAST, BECAUSE THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS NOT A SUBMISSION YOU WANT TO BE IN FOR LONG!
Rich Russillo: YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT JAMES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE REX IS TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! REX IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES, BUT HE CAN’T HELP BUT SCREAM IN PAIN AS ANDREA CONTINUES PULLING BACK ON HIS ARM! REX IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES THOUGH, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS ENDURE THE PAIN FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER!
Persephone: COME ON REXY! PLEASE!! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT REX!! REX IS SO CLOSE TO THE ROPES, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE PAIN IS STARTING TO BECOME TOO MUCH FOR HIM! PLEASE NO! REX YOU’RE RIGHT THERE! ANDREA CAN’T WIN! I CAN’T SUFFER THROUGH THE REST OF THIS SHOW JUST FOR REX TO NOT WIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! IT’S NOT FAIR! REX DESERVES IT MORE THAN ANDREA! ANDREA SUCKS SHOULD GO BACK TO FIGHTING FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP OR WHATEVER, THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP IS FOR REX AND REX ONLY!
James Peters: HE MADE IT! REX ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE ROPES! SOMEHOW REX MANAGED TO GRAB ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, FINALLY FORCING ANDREA TO HAVE TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION! The damage may already be done though, Rex obviously has a high pain threshold, but the human body can only take so much damage! Rex McAllister finally starting to get back up- JUST TO BE PULLED DOWN INTO A BACKSTABBER BY ANDREA!
Rich Russillo: Andrea’s not letting up here! Rex is grabbing onto the ropes, trying to get back up, BUT NOW ANDREA BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES- BEFORE SENDING REX OUT OF THE RING WITH A DROPKICK!! That dropkick sent Rex right through the middle ropes, but somehow he was able to land on his feet! ANDREA RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN THOUGH, AND WE SAW A SIMILAR SITUATION OCCUR EARLIER ON, BUT THIS TIME ANDREA FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A DROPKICK, TAKING REX DOWN!
Persephone: Oh my God I hate this. I hate this so much, Rex needs to get back into this NOW! Andrea now is picking Rex up, AND NO NO NO! SHE JUST SENT REX INTO THE RING POST, AND I DON’T CARE IF REX DID SOMETHING SIMILAR TO HER EITHER, SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE REX ALONE! SHE SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FOR THIS! The ringpost should count as an illegal object!
James Peters: Well Persephone, it doesn’t, and even if it did Rex can’t win the title by disqualification! Andrea grabbing Rex now, AND SHE SLAMS HIS FACE ONTO THE RING POST! Andrea now grabbing Rex, AND SHE AIMS TO THROW HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS, BUT REX IS ABLE TO JUMP UP AND LAND ON TOP OF THEM! REX NOW TURNING TO DIVE, AND HE ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE BUT ANDREA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HOPPING ONTO THE APRON! ANDREA NOW CHARGING IN AS REX TURNS TOWARDS HER, AND ANDREA HITS A DIVING METEORA OFF THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A METEORA THAT WAS BY ANDREA! ANDREA NOW ROLLING REX BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW SHE WAITS FOR HIM TO GET BACK UP AS SHE STANDS ON THE APRON! REX SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS WHERE HE IS, WHICH GIVES ANDREA THE OPPORTUNITY SHE NEEDED TO HIT A HUGE SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA! THAT HURRICANRANA SENT REX STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW ANDREA LOOKS FOR A TAKE TWO! HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH, THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!
Persephone: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HER!! ANDREA NOW IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW SHE JUST HIT A DIVING BLOCKBUSTER ON REXY!! THIS IS BAD- BUT REX MADE A SMART DECISION AND ROLLED OUT ONTO THE APRON AFTER GETTING HIT WITH THE BLOCKBUSTER! REXY IS SUCH A GENIUS 🥰!
James Peters: It looks like Andrea just realized it herself now! It’s probably too late to go for a cover now, there’s no doubt Rex would’ve kicked out of it if she had. Andrea now is grabbing Rex from the apron, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO PULL HIM UP TO THE TOP ROPE! I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE HAS IN MIND, BUT A WHILE AGO REX DID TRY HITTING ANDREA WITH A SUPERPLEX! IS ANDREA ABOUT TO ATTEMPT SOMETHING SIMILAR HERSELF!? AFTER EVERYTHING REX HAS BEEN THROUGH THESE PAST FEW MINUTES, A SUPERPLEX WOULD HAVE TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH FOR HIM!
Rich Russillo: Rex is slowly being dragged up to the top rope along with Andrea, and now this may be it! WAIT, WAIT A SECOND! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!? ANDREA MANAGED TO GET REX ONTO THE TOP ROPE, BUT REX OUT OF NOWHERE JUST LIFTED ANDREA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER! I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM OUT OF REX, BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ANDREA’S THE ONE THAT’S IN TROUBLE! THIS COULD BE AWFUL FOR HER IF SHE DOESN’T FIND A WAY OUT! REX IS ABOUT TO END THIS MATCH AND WIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Persephone: YES!!! REX JUST HIT BLANDREA WITH A POWERSLAM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!! REX IS BARELY ABLE TO STAY ON TOP OF ANDREA FOR THE COVER, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS IS IT’ THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH, MY BEAUTIFUL REXY IS GONNA BECOME A WORLD CHAMPION AGAIN, AND I’M ABOUT TO SEE IT UP CLOSE!!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone:……
James Peters: Andrea… HOW!? HOW DID SHE DO THAT!? ANDREA VALENTINE JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN, SHE’S SOMEHOW STILL IN THE MATCH EVEN AFTER A POWERSLAM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!! REX CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES! HOW IS SHE EVEN DOING THIS!? HOW THE HELL IS ANDREA VALENTINE STILL IN THIS MATCH!?
Rich Russillo: It just goes to show how much these two want the EAW Championship! Nothing these two are throwing at each other seems to work- EXCEPT POSSIBLY THIS!! WE DON’T SEE THIS ONE VERY OFTEN! THE REX LOCK!!! THE REX LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON ANDREA VALENTINE!!! REX IS ABOUT TO MAKE ANDREA TAP OUT!! ANDREA PUT ON AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE THUS FAR, BUT THERE’S NO WAY SHE HAS ENOUGH LEFT IN HER TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS! IT’S JUST IMPOSSIBLE!
Persephone: YES, THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU TWO ALL MATCH! ANDREA VALENTINE SUCKS, SHE’LL NEVER BEAT SOMEONE AS TALENTED AS MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ANGEL 😍! NO MATTER HOW HARD ANDREA TRIES, SHE WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH TO DEFEAT REX MCALLISTER! THE LAST TWO TIMES SHE PINNED HIM WERE BOTH FLUKE WINS SHE GOT BY ROLL UP, BUT NOW THIS IS THE REAL DEAL! THIS IS THE MATCH THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS, AND BIG MATCH REX IS FINALLY GOING TO WIN A PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT!
James Peters: ANDREA IS TRYING AS HARD AS SHE CAN TO STOP THAT THOUGH! THERE’S JUST NO WAY SHE’S GONNA MAKE IT TO THE ROPES LIKE THIS, BUT SHE REFUSES TO TAP OUT! SHE’S CLENCHING HER FISTS AS TIGHTLY AS POSSIBLE, DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM TAPPING OUT! THIS IS PAIN FOR PRIDE, ANDREA KNOWS HOW BIG A WIN AGAINST REX HERE WOULD BE FOR HER, AND SHE’S NOT GOING TO LET REX TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HER!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA IS TRYING TO PRY REX’S HANDS OFF OF HER, BUT SHE’S LOOKING UNSUCCESSFUL! ANDREA’S EAW CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN MIGHT ACTUALLY BE COMING TO AN END HERE! SHE HAD AN AMAZING REIGN, AND THE RUN ANDREA HAS HAD THIS SEASON WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT! THIS IS HOW IT ALL ENDS-
Persephone: WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SHUT UP!? MAYBE IF YOU DID THEN THIS ACTUALLY WOULD’VE BEEN THE END! NOW ANDREA IS TRYING TO PUSH REX’S HANDS OFF OF HER, AND SHE’S ACTUALLY SUCCEEDING! SHE MANAGED TO PRY REX’S HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER, AND NOW SHE JUST HIT REX WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! GREAT, JUST GREAT! NOW ANDREA IS GRABBING REX AS HE FALLS OFF OF HER- No way.
James Peters: ANDREA PUTS REX IN THE REX LOCK!! ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGED TO BOTH ESCAPE THE REX LOCK, AND PUT REX MCALLISTER IN HIS OWN SUBMISSION! NOW THIS WOULD BE THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO GO OUT FOR REX! REX MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT TO HIS OWN MOVE, THAT’D BE HUMILIATING BUT AT THIS POINT VERY POSSIBLE! THESE TWO HAVE BOTH BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW I THINK WE MIGHT BE REACHING THE CONCLUSION VERY SOON!
Rich Russillo: REX IS TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES, BUT IF HE WANTS TO GET TO THEM HE’S GONNA HAVE TO CRAWL ALL THE WAY THERE, BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN FOR REX! IS REX ABOUT TO LOSE FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE TIME IN A PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT!? IS ANDREA ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE HIM TAP OUT WITH THE REX LOCK!?
Persephone: NO WAY!!! REX WOULD NEVER TAP OUT, ESPECIALLY NOT TO HIS OWN SUBMISSION! HE’S GONNA FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT! TRUST ME- Oh God it looks like he’s starting to fade. REX, PLEASE!! YOU NEED TO GET TO THE ROPES OR GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION! PLEASE DON’T LET ANDREA BEAT YOU AGAIN! YOU CAN’T LET THIS HAPPEN REX!! PLEASE!!!
James Peters: LIKE PERSEPHONE SAID, REX LOOKS LIKE HE’S SLOWLY STARTING TO FADE, BUT HE’S SO CLOSE TO THE ROPES! HE’S ABOUT TO MAKE IT! REX IS ONLY A FEW INCHES AWAY FROM THE ROPES! HE JUST NEEDS TO GET A LITTLE CLOSER!! REX’S HANDS ARE SLOWLY DROPPING DOWN THOUGH, I THINK ANDREA’S ABOUT TO MAKE REX PASS OUT! THIS HAS TO BE IT, REX IS DONE! REX HAS TO BE DONE-
Rich Russillo: NO!! HE MAKES IT!! REX MANAGES TO GET HIS HAND UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS LUCK OR NOT, REX LOOKED LIKE HE WOULD’VE BEEN OUT HAD HE BEEN ANY FURTHER FROM THE ROPES, BUT THIS MATCH IS STILL ON! I honestly can’t believe Rex managed to survive after that! I really thought this match was over, the fact that these two are capable of going this far for the EAW Championship is insane! No matter what is thrown at them, they just refuse to give up! Nothing’s gonna stop them, which makes me wonder if this match will ever even end.
Persephone: I nearly had a heart attack, Rex you can’t scare me like that. Anyways both Rex and Andrea look out… Wow. The dream still lives on for Rex, thank God. I want this for Rex so much, Rexy deserves the world. If only that idiot Andrea would just roll over and die already, Rex could finally get his moment, but instead she’s trying to hold him back for no reason! It’s not fair at all.
James Peters: :skip: Do you think Andrea just wants to lose the EAW Championship? She talked about it on Voltage, just how unreal it is to her just being EAW Champion, but she’s backed up her title win against every challenger that’s faced her for the title. Both Rex and Andrea deserve this, which is probably why this match has been one the fans were extremely excited for. Two competitors who deserve the EAW Championship more than anything, and yet only one person can leave Pain for Pride as EAW Champion. Anyways, both Rex and Andrea are getting back to their feet, and at this point I have no idea what they could possibly have left to give. They’ve done so much, I can’t imagine they actually have anything left in store.
Rich Russillo: Rex and Andrea slowly beginning to circle the ring- BUT BEFORE LONG ANDREA HITS REX WITH A FOREARM! THAT FOREARM ALONE NEARLY TOOK REX OFF OF HIS FEET, BUT REX RETALIATES WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! That chop had the same effect as Andrea is barely able to even stand, BUT NOW ANDREA HITS REX WITH A CHOP OF HER OWN! REX NOW WITH A FOREARM! ANDREA AND REX ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH, THROWING PROBABLY EVERYTHING THEY HAVE LEFT AT EACH OTHER!
Persephone: NO, ANDREA KICKS REX IN THE MIDSECTION! ANDREA NOW IS GOING FOR A SUPLEX, BUT REX SLIPS BEHIND ANDREA AND LANDS ON HER FEET! REX NOW GOING FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT ANDREA COUNTERS IT BY LANDING ON HER FEET! REX TURNING AROUND TO A DROPKICK ATTEMPT BY ANDREA, AND HE MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE HE’S THE BEST! REXY NOW WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM!!
James Peters: THE OLYMPIC SLAM DOESN’T CONNECT! ANDREA MANAGED TO SLIP BEHIND REX! ANDREA TURNING REX AROUND, AND SHE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE GRABBING HIS ARM! XOXO!!! THE XOXO CONNECTS, BUT REX SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STAY ON HIS FEET! REX IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND NOW ANDREA RUNS THE ROPES LOOKING TO FINALLY PUT REX DOWN!
Rich Russillo: REX WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS ANDREA DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE FROM THAT BOOT, AND HE HITS THE REX EFFECT!!! THE REX EFFECT CONNECTS, AND I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!! THERE’S JUST NO WAY EITHER COMPETITOR HAS ANYTHING LEFT IN THEM! REX TURNING HIMSELF AROUND, AND HE JUST BARELY MANAGES TO PUT AN ARM OVER ANDREA! THIS IS IT EVERYONE!! REX MCALLISTER IS THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!! HE DID IT!!!! HE DID IT!!! REX MCALLISTER WINS, REX IS THE EAW CHAMPION!!! FINALLY!!!!!!
James Peters: Um…. Persephone?
Persephone: REX IS THE CHAMPION!!! REX FINALLY WINS A PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT!!!!
Rich Russillo: Persephone?
Persephone: What do you two want??
James Peters: Andrea Valentine just got her foot on the bottom rope. This match is still on, the EAW Championship hasn’t changed hands just yet.
Persephone:………………………………
James Peters: As heartbreaking as that must be for you Persephone, I can only imagine it’s so much worse for Rex right now! The referee is telling Rex about what just happened, and he can’t believe it! This match should’ve been over by now, but somehow, someway, Andrea Valentine managed to get her foot on the ropes just before three! It’s unbelievable, these two just won’t quit, nothing’s gonna get them to stop!
Rich Russillo: Rex dragging Andrea back to her feet, and I think he realizes that it’s gonna take so much more to finish this match off, WHICH IS WHY HE DROPS ANDREA WITH A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER, BUT HE DOESN’T STOP AT ONE! REX PICKING ANDREA BACK UP, AND HE HITS HER WITH TWO CONSECUTIVE BACKBREAKERS! REX NOW GRABBING BOTH OF ANDREA’S ARMS, AND HE SETS UP A CAMEL CLUTCH ON THE EAW CHAMPION!
Persephone: BUT ANDREA GOT OUT OF IT BEFORE REX COULD FULLY LOCK IT IN! SHE SLIPPED OUT OF REX’S GRASP AND DROPPED HIM TO THE MAT BY PULLING BOTH OF HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! I hate Andrea so much, I remember saying earlier that I wanted her to die, why isn’t she dead yet? Rex is being way too nice to her, he needs to just kill her and take that Championship right now!
James Peters: Too nice? Andrea isn’t even on her feet right now Persephone, she’s just barely beginning to use the ropes to get back up! Rex has thrown everything he had at Andrea, Andrea just found ways to survive no matter what Rex threw at her! Rex getting back to his feet, AND NOW ANDREA LOOKS TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF! ATOMIC BLONDE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! REX MANAGES TO HOLD ANDREA IN PLACE!! REX NOW, WITH AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM!! WHAT A COUNTER THAT WAS TO A MOVE THAT EASILY WOULD’VE ENDED THE MATCH HAD IT CONNECTED! REX NOW GRABBING ANDREA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA SET UP FOR THE REX LOCK AGAIN! IF HE GETS THIS LOCKED IN, THIS MATCH IS DONE, THERE’S NO WAY ANDREA WOULD GET OUT AT THIS RATE!
Persephone: RICH I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING, LOOK WHAT YOU DID! ANDREA JUST ROLLED ONTO HER BACK BEFORE REX COULD LOCK THE SUBMISSION IN, AND NOW ANDREA JUST PULLED REX INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN! ANDREA IS REALLY ABOUT TO STEAL THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP FROM REX AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR JINXING IT!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: REX IS STILL ALIVE! ANDREA SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING LEFT, BUT SOMEHOW SHE NEARLY JUST STOLE THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! REX NOW PICKING ANDREA UP AND IT’S OBVIOUS HE’S NOW TRYING TO DO WHATEVER DAMAGE HE CAN TO FINALLY PUT ANDREA AWAY AS HE PICKS HER UP AND ATTEMPTS ANOTHER POWERBOMB- BUT THIS TIME ANDREA GOES FOR A SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP!! ANDREA HAS DEFEATED REX TWICE BY ROLL UP THIS YEAR, IS THIS ABOUT TO BE A THIRD TIME!?
OOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: NO, REX MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THAT ONE TOO, AND THIS TIME HE HITS A HUGE RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE AS SOON AS HE DOES! You can see the frustration building in Rex, nothing he’s doing is working! Somehow Andrea still has an answer for everything Rex throws at her, is Rex really doomed to lose a third Pain for Pride main event?
James Peters: At the same time, think about Andrea’s journey here! Andrea right now is fighting for her life. She’s without a doubt been the face of EAW since Road to Redemption. Andrea’s been on a dream run in EAW since then, and she doesn’t want it to end here. Andrea’s simply doing whatever she can to try and win. Rex now picking Andrea up and sending her into the ropes, and unfortunately this might actually be it for her, AS REX SETS UP FOR THE REX EFFECT-
Rich Russillo: ANDREA SLIPS BEHIND REX AND PULLS HIM DOWN INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!! NO WAY, NOT LIKE THIS! ANDREA’S GONNA DO IT!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: REX LIVES AGAIN!! BOTH COMPETITORS GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND THEY BOTH IMMEDIATELY START THROWING HANDS, COME ON REX, PLEASE! I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANDREA’S STUPID FAIRYTALE TITLE REIGN, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NIGHT! YOU NEED TO DO THIS!
James Peters: ANDREA IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND AS SHE GETS REX INTO THE CORNER! ANDREA RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN- BUT SHE JUST RAN RIGHT INTO A HUGE SPEAR FROM REX!!! BOTH THE CHAMPION AND THE CHALLENGER ARE DOWN, BUT REX IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF ONTO ANDREA! THE COVER BY REX, TO POTENTIALLY BECOME THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ARE YOU SERIOUS? What are these two made out of? Andrea once again got the shoulder up, and Rex just looks distraught at this point and I don’t blame him! Defeating Andrea Valentine is never an easy feat, but tonight she’s been on her A-game and it only makes sense why! Andrea said herself that she never expected to make it where she is right now. She didn’t think she’d be holding the EAW Championship, but because she is, she’s doing her absolute best to make the most of this title reign.
Persephone: At this point even Rexy doesn’t know what to do. Why does Andrea have to be invincible? All I want is Rex McAllister to be a World Champion again, and Andrea is RUINING EVERYTHING! Rex is slowly beginning to bring Andrea back to her feet- AND ANDREA JUST PUNCHED REX IN THE FACE! STOP HITTING HIM IN THE FACE! WHY IS ANDREA EVEN FIGHTING STILL, WHEN WILL SHE JUST ADMIT DEFEAT!?
James Peters: ANOTHER PUNCH BY ANDREA! AND ANOTHER! AND A THIRD PUNCH! REX ISN’T EVEN FIGHTING BACK ANYMORE, THIS IS ALL ANDREA! ANDREA WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, DOING EVERYTHING SHE POSSIBLY CAN JUST TO HOPEFULLY TAKE REX DOWN! AT THIS POINT IT SEEMS LIKE BOTH OF THEM ARE GETTING DESPERATE, AND SEEING WHAT IT TOOK FOR THESE TWO JUST TO EVEN GET TO PAIN FOR PRIDE, I THINK THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE DESPERATE! ANDREA THROWING ONE MORE PUNCH-
Rich Russillo: BUT REX CATCHES HER HAND AND TAKES HER TO THE MAT! REX IS LOCKING IN- OH MY GOD!!! THE RINGS OF REX!!!! THE RINGS OF REX IS LOCKED IN, THIS IT IT!!! ANDREA TRIED HER HARDEST TO FIGHT BACK, BUT REX SOMEHOW MANAGED TO CATCH HER AND LOCK IN THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL!!! YOU DON’T SEE THIS VERY OFTEN BUT IN A CASE LIKE THIS WHERE NOTHING ELSE REX COULD DO WAS WORKING, IT NEEDED TO BE DONE!
Persephone: YES!!! PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST TAP OUT ANDREA!! JUST DO ME THIS ONE FAVOR AND LET REX WIN THE TITLE HERE! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAP OUT ANDREA!!
James Peters: ANDREA ISN’T TAPPING!! ANDREA DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HER CHAMPIONSHIP LIKE THIS, SHE JUST WON’T TAP OUT DESPITE ALL THE PAIN DISHED OUT THROUGHOUT THE MATCH! ANDREA WANTS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW, AND IF SHE’S GONNA LOSE IT IT’S NOT GONNA BE BECAUSE OF HER TAPPING OUT! THE HEART OF THIS WOMAN IS ADMIRABLE, BUT WHAT DOES SHE HAVE LEFT!?
Rich Russillo: TO BE HONEST IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE HAS MUCH LEFT AT ALL! ANDREA IS FADING FAST! REX MCALLISTER HAS HAD TO DEAL WITH HEARTBREAK FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE YEARS AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! FIRST HE LOST TO CAGE! THEN HE FAILED TO STOP IMPACT FROM WINNING THE TITLE! IS THIS IT!? IS REX MCALLISTER FINALLY ABOUT TO WIN A PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT!? ANDREA IS TRYING HER HARDEST TO KEEP FIGHTING, BUT SHE’S FIGHTING LESS AND LESS BY THE SECOND! I THINK ANDREA MIGHT BE FINISHED, I DON’T THINK SHE CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!
Persephone: THAT’S IT!!!!! SHE’S OUT!!!!! ANDREA’S OUT!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner….. AND THE NEWWWWWWW EAW WORLD CHAMPION….. REEEEEEXXXXXX MCAALLLLLLLLIIIISSTTTEERRRRR!!!!!!!!
Persephone: YES!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! HE DID IT!!!! MY BABY DID IT!!!! REX MCALLISTER IS THE EAW CHAMPION, REX WON A PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT!!!! FINALLY, IT TOOK LONG ENOUGH!!!!!
James Peters: I don’t think words can describe just how big this is. Rex McAllister has finally won a Pain for Pride main event match, after having to suffer the same heartbreak for two consecutive years. You all saw what this season has been for him. The setbacks he had in the first half of the season during Charlie Marr’s reign as Champion. Rex finally turning things around and winning both the Grand Rampage and the Unified Tag Team Championships during the second half. A long, hard fought journey is finally over. Rex McAllister is the EAW Champion.
Rich Russillo: It’s also extremely difficult to put into words just how incredible Andrea Valentine has been this season. This has truly been Andrea’s season, from her Specialists Championship reign that came so close to being record breaking, to her winning her first World Championship, that very title that Rex holds now. You all saw what she went through to make it to Pain for Pride as the Champion, and she came out on top every single time. Never underestimate Andrea Valentine. She deserved to have that title reign, and I’m sure she’ll have many more.
Persephone: NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANDREA! REX IS THE EAW CHAMPION! CONGRATULATIONS REX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
James Peters: Indeed, congratulations Rex McAllister! You deserve this, there’s no wonder why you’re a Hall of Famer. I’m excited to see where this reign takes you.
Rich Russillo: What a match.
(‘Alive’ hits, and all of the fans in the arena are out of their seats, cheering as loud as they possibly can as Rex McAllister has finally done it. A long chapter in Rex’s career that started way back in 2018 has finally come to an end. It took so much time and so much hard work, but in the end it was worth it. Rex slowly gets back to his feet and has his hand raised by the referee, and takes time out to actually process the moment before being handed his new EAW Championship. Rex can’t help but smile looking at the title knowing how hard he fought to get to where he is now, and he looks at the camera before holding up the Championship, as Pain for Pride begins to fade out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
DAY TWO
(EAW Intro Plays.)
Narrator: So you fought… you battled… and you one this fight…
(We see clips of last nights Pain for Pride begin to play as we see Fire and Ice retain the tag team titles and Sarah Price retaining the Specialists Championship at the last second of the scramble match.)
Narrator: There were twists and turns along the way… some things expected, others that shocked the world…
(We see Consuela Rose Ava defeating Terry Chambers before the pair share a kiss, then Jake Mercer costing TLA his match against LC, all capped by Woogieman pulling off the victory to regain the Big Boogie Bhampionship.)
Narrator: But still as the day closed… you found yourself standing tall… standing proud… still full of life and vigor even in victory…
(We see Xavier Williams winning his first Pain for Pride Match in years, and finally Rex McAllister winning the EAW title for his first Pain for Pride main event win and becoming a double champion.)
Narrator: But one battle… one battle does not decide an entire war. No. There is but yet more to be had, to be earned, to be battled against. Tyranny, pain, suffering… one battle does not end the war of wars. Cutting off the head of a beast does nothing until you pierce it’s very heart…
The battles that are yet to be waged hang like a thick fog in the air. Tormentors still persist. Oppressors still reign above us all. And redemption, future… Pride itself… has yet to be attained…
How far will you go…
How much will you endure…
To reach the end…
(Camera returns to Lincoln Financial Field as fireworks set off to signal the beginning of night two. The bright red and blue explosions light the evening sky and bring an air of energy to the twenty five percent capacity socially distanced crowd who go insane as they see the spectacle.)
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(‘Heaven and Hell (2008 Remaster)’ by Black Sabbath plays over the speakers as we see a panning shot of the crowd amped and cheering for the second day of action preparing to begin.)
SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT
(We then pan over to the commentary area where all three brands are represented by their teams. Red for Dynasty. Gold for Voltage. But today, we focus in on the blue Showdown desk where we find Eve looking absolutely fire in a black and blue cocktail dress, Deadprez in a custom tailored suit, and Gavin Kirkland wearing the same powder blue ruffled tuxedo that he wore to his high school prom back when he swore “I don’t need a date, I’ll find one there.”)
Deadprez: What’s going on everybody! We are here to kick things off for night two of Pain for Pride XIII!! I am the one and only Deadprez! And I am here with Gavin Kirkland and Eve!
Gavin Kirkland: I just hope tonight’s show ends better than the last! The titties lost in what Voltage called a “main event” as if anyone wants to see blonde boobs ever lose at anything! It was a disgrace! A DISGRACE I TELL YOU!!
Eve: Well tonight has the promise of being its entirely own entity from last night! That’s the power of EAW! Our amazing variety of talent brings you something new each and every showing! But tonight you begin here with us, the Showdown crew! And we will be with you for tonight’s opening contest!
(The arena lights go suddenly dark for a few moments until the spotlights opens up on a segment of the stage where a group has been setup. They are dressed like the characters of the metal band Dethklok with masks showing each of the members of the show Metalocalypse. Suddenly ‘Awaken’ one of their best songs, powers through the arena’s sound equipment. On the EAW-Tron when we hear the word Musta the word Ryan appears then quickly fades. )
Musta… Krakish… Musta… Krakish… The Time has Come… To Awaken Him…
(White spots of light are roaming randomly across the arena gradually. The Ryan appearing on the EAW-Stops, now when it’s when we hear Krakish that we see the word Wilson appear then quickly fades )
Musta… Krakish… Musta… Krakish… I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and AWAKEN!!!
(When the word AWAKEN is screamed by Dethklok lead singer Nathan Explosion, there are some pyros taking off on the entrance under the EAW-Tron teamed with the arena lights opening up fully. We then see the name RYAN WILSON appear followed by a combat montage from the man who now makes his way down the ramp dressed for a fight and carrying a hockey stick with some barbwire at the business end of it. He is also wearing a Montreal Canadiens’ hockey jersey with the sleeves ripped off along with a mask, a pair of used shorts and combat boots basically he is dressed to look like Kasey Jones from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but with a much more hardcore twist.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A HARDCORE MATCH!!!
Gina Romano: Introducing first…. from Montréal Québec Canada…..Weighing in at 220 pounds….He is the General Manager of Showdown… WildSIIIIIDE… RYAAAAAAAAAN WILSOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
(As the announcement is made Ryan makes his way to the ring with his focus dead set on it until he slides between the ropes and stands in the middle of the ring. As the lyrics of the song go to say ‘I command you to Rise’ the Montreal native raises his stick above his head pushing it up each time the word rise is said which is eight times and on the last one he screams a battle cry taken from the depths of his lungs.)
Eve: There’s our boss, and our number 1 draft pick believe it or not. Ugh.
Gavin Kirkland: I mean, it’s smart! He wants to protect his show and he needs to be there to do it, anybody else would have done the same thing!
Eve: But…..the number 1 OVERALL pick….come on! That’s prolly gonna come back to bite us in the ass later next season, I just feel it. ANYWAYS, Ryan been on quite the roll as of late, and he’s looking to end his season on the highest of notes oby defeating brand new Hall Of Famer Ahren Fournier, a former Hardcore Champion, in a match Ryan Wilson has had quite a bit of success in, including over a month ago at Odyssey.
Deadprez: I mean, Shaker and Ahren are two different beasts. I sure hope our boss knows what he’s getting himself into picking a fight with the GOAT! He looks ready for a fight!
(The camera pans to the entrance ramp leading to ringside looking like a gigantic fashion catwalk. Runway music is playing in the background. On the sides of the ramp, there are a ton of baby goats, who have cameras with the straps wrapped around their collars. There’s a ton of cameras flashing, almost giving it a fashion show kind of feel. With the entrance ramp, there are three different changing curtains going down to their way of the ring.)
(The lights go out.)
(The lights go right back on as Ahren Fournier stands on top of the ramp with Jennipurr on his throne pillow. Ahren is dressed in a simple black designer suit while Jennipurr is wearing a cat version of the same outfit. Ahren walks towards the first changing curtain as he steps inside of it.)
(As soon as Ahren and Jennipurr step inside the changing curtain, it begins to spin around rapidly to the point that you don’t even notice the two of them inside there. It goes on for a moment before it stops. Ahren and Jennipurr walk out wearing a burgundy red suit from Louis Vuitton. Jennipurr is wearing a cat version of the outfit as “Like A G6” by Far East Movement begins to play.)
(Ahren Fournier and Jennipurr begin to pose for the baby goat paparazzi or… goatarazzi. Some of the baby goats begin to trail behind Ahren, almost like they’re fans. Ahren and Jennipurr go to the second changing curtain and begin to step inside it. )
(“Like A G6” is still playing in the background as the changing curtain begins to spin around rapidly for a moment before stopping. Ahren and Jennipurr come out in a slick black suit by Givenchy as he wears his trademark fur coat. Jennipurr is wearing a cat version of the same outfit as “Bad Guy” by Billie Ellish begins to play.)
(Once again, the goatarazzi begins to flash pictures of Ahren Fournier and Jennipurr in their super coote outfits. A moment passes before Ahren and Jennipurr go down to the ramp to the last changing curtain before stepping inside of it. “Bad Guy” is still playing in the background.)
(For the last time, the changing curtain spins around rapidly. A moment passes before we see Ahren in a gold suit with “HALL OF FAME 2020” in the back of his suit. Jennipurr has a matching gold suit herself as she is now sitting on a gold throne pillow. “Starboy” by The Weeknd plays throughout the arena as Ahren places Jennipurr on a baby goat. Ahren has a possession of a gold umbrella before opening the umbrella up, so that the EAW Universe can get a good look of what it says on the umbrella “RYAN WILSON: JUNE 23, 1992 – JUNE 27, 2020 — TRASH THEN, ALWAYS AND FOREVER.” Ahren walks over to ringside and places Jennipurr laying on a pillow on a pedestal.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent….from Pawtucket, Rhode Island….weighing in at 210 pounds…..” HE IS THE GOAT”…..AAAHHHHRRREEEENNNNN FFFOUUURRRNNNIIIEERRRRRRR!!!!!!
Eve: The GOAT always knows how to make an entrance. :wow:!
Deadprez: I hope he’s ready for a fight, I’m sure he is. He wants revenge on Ryan for what he believes Ryan costing him the main event of Pain for Pride, and putting Jennipurr through unneeded trauma. As we know, Ahren’s a former Hardcore Champion so we look forward to him going back to some old roots tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: HERE WE GO! HARDCORE RULES! This is a rarity for us on Showdown :wow:! Both men step to the center of the ring, and Ahren begins approaching Ryan Wilson! Ryan Wilson is demanding that Ahren step back though but Ahren isn’t having any of it! He wants revenge for what Ryan put him and Jennipurr through, costing him a headlining spot at Pain for Pride and of course calling animal control! Ryan…he reaches down under the bottom rope and pulls out a hockey stick! He’s threatening Ahren telling him to get back! RYAN SWINGS THE HOCKEY STICK AT AHREN’S HEAD!
Deadprez: Ahren grabs the hockey stick and breaks it across his knee and throws it to the side!
Eve: RYAN CHARGES AT AHREN! The brawl begins! Ryan unloads rights and lefts on top of Ahren but Ahren pushes off Ryan and manages to get some separation, and Ahren throws a spinning roundhouse kick to the midsection of Ryan, Ahren hammers at the back now before grabbing him by the head and tights and tries to throw him into the corner,but Ryan reverses it and throws Ahren into the corner…AND RYAN CHARGES FOR A HELLUVA KICK–BUT AHREN MOVES! Ryan’s leg is caught on the top turnbuckle, Ahren now walks up behind Ryan and takes a look at Ryan stuck and laughs before–AHREN WITH A LOW BLOCK SHOT WITH HIS FOOT! RYAN CRINGES IN PAIN AS AHREN GRABS RYAN BY THE WAIST AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT SENDS RYAN ACROSS THE RING!!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn, the starboi ain’t playin no games tonight! Ahren walks over to a corner and unties one of the turnbuckle pads and he goes back and picks up Ryan and slaps him as he drags him over to the exposed turnbuckle, AHREN SMASHES RYAN’S FACE AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE STEEL! HE’S DOING THIS RELENTLESSLY NOW SHOWING NO MERCY! RYAN’S ALREADY BUSTED OPEN ONLY A FEW MINUTES INTO THIS MATCH!
Ahren Fournier(no mic): THIS!!!…….IS!!!!……..FOR!!!……..JENNIPURR!!!!!
Eve: Ahren finally lets go of Ryan as Ryan drops down to the mat gushing blood from his face. Ahren doesn’t seem all that impressed as he looks down at Ryan and shakes his head in disappointment. Ahren picks up Ryan and throws him through the middle rope to the outside, and Ahren steps out of the ring and PULLS OUT SOME BARBED WIRE! AHREN TRIES WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND RYAN’S HEAD, BUT RYAN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST SEEN A GHOST THROWS A KICK TO AHREN’S MIDSECTION! Ahren tries walking to Ryan but Ryan counters with a back body drop into the plexiglass behind him surrounding the barricade! Ahren lands awkwardly on his neck afterwards! Ouch! Ryan wipes some blood from his face and smears it across Ahren’s body as he grabs the barbed wire Ahren was using…..AND RYAN WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF AHREN AND IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF AHREN WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!! A SMILE COMES ACROSS THE BLOODY FACE OF RYAN WILSON!
Deadprez: Ryan finally lets go, letting Ahren get some air as he holds his throat in some pain! Ryan looks at his surroundings on what to do next….WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!?!
(Ryan Wilson looks over at the gold fluffy pedestal ringside near the commentators table, where Jennipurr lays innocently wailing her tail. Ryan walks over and smiles.)
Ryan WIlson(no mic): What do we have her–
(Ryan lays a hand to pet Jennipurr, but Jennipurr bites his hand.)
Ryan Wilson(no mic): OWW!!! YOU FILTHY FUCKING BEAST!!!
(Jennipurr hisses as Ryan Wilson.)
(Ryan Wilson flips the pedestal over knocking Jennipurr off it and scaring her under the ring.)
Eve: COME ON!!! He’s competing in a Hardcore match and he’s wasting his time with that poor innocent cat?! AHREN DIDN’T APPRECIATE THAT AS HE COMES INTO THE PICTURE AND WHACKS RYAN ACROSS THE BACK WITH A MEDAL BASEBALL BAT!!! Ahren is not happy as he’s swinging for the fences at the grounded Ryan Wilson! You can hear the bones cracking with each hit Ahren connects with that bat! Ryan is pretty much begging for mercy at this point..Ahren stands Ryan up and places the bat underneath his chin on his throat—and slams it on the ground slingshotting Ryan! Ahren with the cover now!
OOOONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: Ryan kicks out and I think Ahren was happy with that as he hops on top of Ryan and begins raining down right hands on Ryan’s already bloodied face! Ahren sees Jennipurr scared out of her mind halfway out of the ring skirt under the ring, and goes and picks her up and places her back on the pedestal.
Ahren Fournier(no mic): You’re safe now baby, watch daddy kill a bih!
Eve: Ahren walks over to Ryan but Ryan throws an elbow, knocking Ahren back as Ryan was looking for something to use under the ring!……And Ryan pulls out something…..WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!?!????
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S GOT A GUN!!!!!! :damn:!!!!!
Deadprez: Ahren has his hands up in confusion, our crowd is scared and taking cover below their seats as are we, we’re peeking up and…..Ryan is screaming remarks at Ahren….
(Ryan shifts the gun over to Jennipurr laying on her pedestal throne.)
Eve: HE FUCKING WOULDN’T!!! POLICE NEED TO COME ARREST THIS MAN RIGHT NOW!! HE POINTS IT BACK AT AHREN…..OH MY GOD!!!!! RYAN WILSON FIRES THE GUN!!!! :damn:
Deadprez: RYAN AIMED IT AT THE GROUND!!! I THINK IT WAS A BB GUN! That was enough to scare Ahren, and Ryan connects with a high kick to the face that takes down Ahren! Ryan begins stomping away on Ahren on the floor, and he picks up Ahren and throws him shoulder first full speed into the barricade! Ryan walks back over to the ringside area and begins looking under the ring, what’s Ryan bringing into this match next?!
Eve: HE PULLS OUT HANDCUFFS!! Ryan takes the key that came with the set and places them in his trunks. He walks over and grabs Ahren by the hair, but Ahren throws a punch to the midsection of Ryan, but Ryan responds back with a hard knee to the rib cage of Ahren! Ryan tries to hook Ahren’s hand up to the bottom rope but Ahren is trying to fight it! Ahren gets Ryan off him and pulls him in for a lariat! Ahren picks up that bat he had moments ago and swings for the fences at the stomach of Ryan……AHREN CLOCKS RYAN RIGHT ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH IT RIGHT AFTER! Ahren drops the bat and grabs Ryan’s hand….and Ahren handcuffs Ryan to the bottom rope!
Deadprez: Ryan is trapped and has no idea from the head shot from the bat seconds ago. Ahren slaps Ryan several times to wake him up! Ryan sees he’s trapped and he’s running back and forth trying to figure out what to do…Ahren is laughing at this as are the crowd members in attendance! Ryan once again tries pleading for forgiveness, but I’m not sure Ahren’s gonna let him off the hook so easily, especially after he just tried hurting his cat a few moments ago! Ahren rubs his hands together gives a smile, RYAN TRIES SWINGING AT AHREN BUT IS MISSING WILDLY! Ahren throws Ryan to the side moving him out of the way as he looks underneath the ring…AHREN PULLS OUT A TOOLBOX! He just sets it aside though. AHREN ALSO PULLS OUT A HAND SAW! HE SETS THAT ASIDE ALSO! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! Ryan has an absolute look of fear on his face as Ahren is dragging these items out.
Eve: Well, it looks like Ahren has Ryan trapped and he’s gonna make him pay, you can’t say Ryan didn’t have something like this coming after the power trip he’s been on the past few months! AHREN ALSO PULLS OUT A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE! Ahren slides in the ring and he bends over the rope and GRABS RYAN’S FREE HAND….Ryan is trying to resist but there’s nothing he can really do….AHREN IS WRAPPING RYAN’S FREE HAND TO THE ROPE! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! RYAN IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED NOW WITH NO HANDS AND TERROR IS SETTING IN ON HIS FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: The GOAT just made his own torture device and Ryan is in serious trouble! Ahren smiles with his hands on his hips, and puts his finger to his bottom lip thinking on what to do next as Ryan is screaming for mercy but Ahren’s ignoring it! AHREN WALKS OVER TO THE STEPS AND PICKS UP HIS UMBRELLA!!! RYAN IS TRYING TO USE HIS FEET TO KICK AHREN TO TRY DEFENDING HIMSELF BUT IT’S NO USE! AHREN TURNS THE UMBRELLA SIDEWAYS–
Eve: AHREN STABS RYAN IN THE CHEST WITH THE UMBRELLA!!! AHREN TAKING MORE STABS AT THE RIBS AND SHOULDER AREA OF RYAN AS RYAN IS ON THE BRINK OF TEARS! Ahren drops the umbrella and looks around him on what else to use! Ryan is still trapped and bleeding from pierces on his body from the umbrella stabs! NOW WHAT IS HE DOING?! AHREN PICKS UP THE HANDSAW HE PULLED OUT!!! AHREN PRETENDS TO CUT HIMSELF TO SIGNAL WHAT HE’S PLANNING! RYAN…YOU MIGHT WANNA LOOK UP!
(Ryan gives an ear piercing scream as he tries to free himself, but unable to do so.)
Eve: AHREN PLACES THE SAW NEAR THE SIDE OF RYAN’S STOMACH………AHREN IS SLICING RYAN’S SKIN BACK AND FORTH!!!! :damn:!!!!!! AHREN PLACES IT IN THE CENTER OF RYAN’S CHEST AND SLICES THERE AS WELL!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I CAN’T WATCH THIS!! Ahren finally throws the saw down, Ryan is in actual tears as his skin is pierced, and now sliced and diced!! Ahren is enjoying this though as he opens up the toolbox he pulled out earlier! :lupe:
Eve: HE PULLS OUT AN ELECTRIC DRILL!!!!! Ahren is just torturing Ryan right now, Ahren flips the switch from “REVERSE” to “FORWARD” on the drill and holds it in the air holding the trigger button, Ryan is just in panic mode right now! AHREN APPROACHES RYAN WITH THE DRILL WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT INTENTIONS!!!
Deadprez: LOW BLOW FROM RYAN WILSON!!!! RYAN JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM GOD KNOWS WHAT! Ryan is in so much pain right now, but he uses his legs and gets himself up on the apron, Ryan screams as he stands on the apron, he’s still handcuffed to the bottom rope, but he begins to chew his way out of the duct tape holding his hand to the other rope! After a little while, Ryan frees his right hand! He drops back down to the floor…HE PULLS OUT THE HANDCUFF KEY FROM HIS TRUNKS HE STORED EARLIER IN THE MATCH! He never got an actual chance to free himself until now! Ahren is back up to his feet and Ryan is free from the torture device Ahren had built, and AHREN TURNS AROUND–
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN WILSON DRIVES THE HANDCUFF KEY RIGHT INTO THE LEFT EYE OF AHREN!! RYAN WILSON USES THE HANDCUFFS HE ESCAPED FROM AND WRAPS THEM AROUND THE THROAT OF AHREN AND CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!! RYAN HOOKS AHREN’S LEG!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: AHREN STAYS ALIVE WITH THE KICK OUT! Ryan takes a look around him and sees all the things Ahren pulled out from under the ring, and he’s trying to make a choice, and he looks down at the drill Ahren tried coming after him with moments ago, and now Ryan bends down and digs through the toolbox, AND RYAN PULLS OUT A SMALL SHINY NAIL! Ryan Wilson now places the small nail on the top of the electric drill and he takes a look at Ahren trying to get to his feet as Ahren is on one knee……RYAN WILSON GRABS THE SHOULDER OF AHREN–
Deadprez: :damn: RYAN DRIVES THE NAIL DEEP INTO THE SIDE OF AHREN’S ARM! WITH THE DRILL!!!
(The camera zooms in on the nail driven deep into Ahren Fournier’s flesh.)
Eve: Ahren screams in pain as he looks at the nail in his arm, Ryan looks on smiling as he kicks Ahren in the face! Ryan stands up in shock at the nail….AHREN TURNS AROUND–CCCCHHAAAOOOSSSS TTTTHHHEEEEOORRRRYYY!!!!!! THE RKO!! Ryan hokks the leg for the win!
OOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: AHREN KICKS OUT!! Ryan cannot believe it! Ryan looks around and picks up a hammer!!! RYAN SWINGS DOWN AND WHACKS AHREN ON THE BACK! RYAN REPEATEDLY DRIVES THE HAMMER HEAD ONTO AHREN’S BACK! Ahren seems helpless right now, and Ryan is going for the throat here! Ryan picks up that heavy toolbox and places it on the face of Ahren! Ryan looks underneath the ring…AND PULLS OUT A SLEDGEHAMMER!! RYAN IS GONNA TRY ENDING AHREN’S CAREER RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! Ryan walks and circles around Ahren for a few moments–AND RYAN LIFTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER UP!!!!!
WHAT THE?!?!?!?!
(Jennipurr runs on Ahren’s chest and lays flat on it, looking up at Ryan holding the sledgehammer high.)
Jennipurr: MEOW!!!!
Ryan Wilson(no mic): MOVE YOU STUPID BEAST!!!
Jennipurr: MEOW!!!!!!!!
Ryan Wilson(no mic): Fine…don’t move.
(Ryan lifts the sledgehammer high again above Jennipurr.)
Deadprez: HE SCARED JENNIPURR AWAY AGAIN! SHE RUNS OVER NEXT TO RYAN’S LEG AND LOOKS UP AT HIM!
Jennipurr(*pleading*): MEOW!! MEOW!!! MEOW!!!!!!
Ryan Wilson(no mic): THAT’S IT–
Eve: OH MY GOSH!!!!!! RYAN WILSON JUST KICKED JENNIPURR AS HARD AS HE CAN!!!! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!
Jennipurr(*in pain*): MEOW!!!!!! MEOW!!!! MEOW!!! MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!
Deadprez: AHREN OUT OF NOWHERE KICKS RYAN IN HIS WILSONS’!!! AHREN IS UP AND HE IS NOT HAPPY!!! AHREN TAKES THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND SLAMS IT INTO THE FACE OF RYAN! AHREN IS RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW ON HIS ATTACK! Ahren rips out the nail in his arm, and I guess he didn’t even feel it as he’s driven by rage at the moment! :lupe: AHREN PICKS UP RYAN AND SLAMS HIM FULL SPEED INTO THE STEEL STEPS! AHREN IMMEDIATELY PICKS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM FULL SPEED INTO THE OPPOSITE STEPS!!! AHREN PICKS UP THE STEEL STEPS…..AND HE DROPS IT ON THE HEAD OF RYAN WILSON!!!
Eve: Ahren immediately rushes over to tend to Jennipurr who’s limping a bit walking at ringside! Ahren gently picks her up and places her back on the gold throne!
Ahren Fournier(no mic): Daddy’s so sorry my queen! Are you okay baby?!?!
Jennipurr: meow.
Deadprez: AHREN HAS THAT LOOK AGAIN! HE TURNS AROUND AND RUSHES AT RYAN WILSON ONCE MORE–
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY FUCK! RYAN WILSON SPRAYS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF AHREN FOURNIER!!!
Eve: Ahren can’t see a thing, Ryan tilts the fire extinguisher and BASHES AHREN ACROSS THE SKULL FROM THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! Ryan drops the fire extinguisher and picks up Ahren and throws him back inside the ring! Ryan takes a second on the outside to catch his breath and examine how bad the wounds to his body are. Ryan Wilson looks underneath the ring again…AND RYAN WILSON PULLS OUT HIS SIGNATURE HOCKEY STICK!! Ryan throws the hockey stick inside the ring, but HE’S NOT DONE! WHAT IS HE PULLING OUT?! :lupe:
Deadprez: IS THAT…..IS THAT A GLASS TABLE?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!! HOW DID THOSE GET UNDER THE RING?! RYAN SLIDES IT INSIDE THE RING AND PULLS OUT ANOTHER GLASS TABLE AND SLIDES IT IN THE RING! Well, based off what we’ve seen in this match thus far, Ryan can’t be up to any good with those weapons he just threw inside the ring! Ryan Wilson now picks up one of the glass tables and sets it up standing in the corner! Ryan picks up the other glass table he threw in the ring and sets it up in the center of the ring! Ryan now walks over to his signature hockey stick and picks it up…giving it an evil grin before he walks back over to Ahren on the other side of the ring trying to regain his vision in the corner!
Eve: RYAN SWINGS THE HOCKEY STICK AT AHREN–BUT AHREN HAS HIS UMBRELLA AND USES IT AS A SHIELD BLOCKING THE STICK FROM HITTING HIM!! AHREN MUSTERS UP SOME STRENGTH TO PUSH RYAN AWAY FROM HIM WITH HIS UMBRELLA! BOTH MEN STAND HOLDING THEIR WEAPON NOW….IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE GONNA JOUST! AHREN WITH HIS SIGNATURE UMBRELLA AND RYAN WITH HIS SIGNATURE HOCKEY STICK….:lupe:!!!!
Deadprez: BOTH MEN SWING THEIR WEAPONS AT ONE ANOTHER!!! Both men are trying to get the advantage over the other….AND RYAN KICKS AHREN IN THE KNEE DROPPING HIM! RYAN RAISES THE HOCKEY STICK–
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO!!! AHREN STANDS AND PICKS RYAN UP–AHREN DRIVES BOTH RYAN AND HIMSELF THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Ahren manages to get on top of Ryan for the cover!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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RYAN GRABS A PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS NEXT TO HIM AND STABS AHREN IN THE NECK!!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT!! Ahren now is failing around like a fish out of water from that stab by Ryan in order to escape the pinfall! Ryan is knocked completely out! Ahren is sitting in the corner and quickly rips the piece of glass out of his neck! Both of these men are bleeding from parts of their body you shouldn’t be bleeding from!! Who’s gonna go the farthest in order to capture the victory is the question! Ahren looks like he’s up first and back in control of this match up! I think Ahren is setting up for Storybook Ending!! WAIT A MINUTE…WHAT THE HELL–
(Animal control members are walking down the ramp with a net. Ahren sees this and looks very unamused.)
(The animal control members walk around the ring to Jennipurr and Ahren quickly exits the ring to confront the crew.)
Ahren Fournier(no mic): I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! YOU TOUCH HER, I WILL END YOU DO YOU HEAR ME?!!!
Animal Control Team Member(no mic): Sir excuse us, we’re just doing our jobs. We need to take that cat right now! Please move!
Ahren Fournier(no mic): NO I WIL-
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL?! RYAN BEHIND AHREN JUST SMASHED HIS HOCKEY STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF AHREN!! AND NOW LOOK!!
(Ryan Wilson gives a thumbs up to the Animal Control guys, and then fist bumps with each one of them.)
Ryan Wilson(no mic): Job well done guys! Thank you!
(The animal control guys leave back up the ramp after all fist bumping Ryan Wilson.)
Deadprez: :wtf: Were they even really Animal Control members?! I think that was all just a ruse to distract Ahren whenever Ryan was in serious trouble! Ryan throws sweat on Jennipurr sitting on her red fluffy pedestal and throws Ahren in the ring and slides in shortly after. Ahren is laughing like a maniac right now, his face bloodied and his body bleeding from places it shouldn’t!
Eve:: After a good minute or so, Ryan is pulling himself up in the corner as is Ahren in the other corner holding his neck and back, AHREN RUNS AT RYAN BUT RYAN CATCHES HIM WITH A CALF KICK THAT TAKES AHREN DOWN! RYAN IMMEDIATELY GOES ON THE ATTACK AND RUSHES OVER TO AHREN ON THE GROUND–
Deadprez: RYAN IS PICKING UP SHARDS OF GLASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND THROWING IT AHREN’S MOUTH!!! HE STANDS AND GRABS AHREN’S HEAD BY FORCE–
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S FORCING AHREN TO CHEW THE BROKEN GLASS!!!!! :damn:!!!!!!
Eve: Ahren starts gushing blood from the mouth now! AHREN SPITS OUT THE GLASS! HE STARTS TO STIR TO HIS FEET…..HE TURNS AROUND AND RYAN WILSON IS WAITING FOR HIM!! RYAN SMASHES AHREN ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH HIS HOCKEY STICK! RYAN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH–
.CCCHHHAAAOOOSSS TTTHHEEEOORRRYYYYY!!!!! RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BROKEN GLASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!
Deadprez: Ryan doesn’t go for the cover right away because he just did a serious amount of damage to himself as well as he landed back first on the glass! Ryan slowly…Ryan tries turning over Ahren….HE DOES! RYAN WITH THE COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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WHAT A WIN FOR RYAN!!!!
HOW IN THE EVER LOVING HELL?!? AHREN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!! HOW?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: I guess, GOATs only. :wow: Thats how!
Eve: Ryan is up a bloody mess and he’s double checking with the referee, he can’t believe that didn’t put the match away! Ryan is a absolute mess right now, but he goes back on the attack! Ryan picks up Ahren–
AHREN PICKS UP RYAN AND DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE SET UP IN THE CORNER!!!!!
Deadprez: BOTH COMPETITORS LAY IN THE RUBBLE OF THE BROKEN GLASS! AHREN MANAGES TO ROLL AWAY! AHREN IS BLEEDING ALL OVER HIS BODY AND GUSHING BLOOD FROM HIS GUMS OF HIS MOUTH, AND RYAN VERY SLOWLY CRAWLS OUT OF THE BROKEN GLASS RUBBLE, AND AHREN IS BALANCING HIMSELF ON THE ROPES AND SEES RYAN IN POSITION–
AHREN RUNS AND….STTTOOORRYYYYBBOOOOKKKK EEENNNNDDDDIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!! THE CURB STOMP SPIKES RYAN’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE BROKEN GLASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! AHREN FALLS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Starboy” picks back up as Ahren rolls off of Ryan Wilson exhausted, bloodied, and beaten. Ahren knows he was in a war here tonight with a VERY game Ryan Wilson! Medics rush to the ring to tend to both men. Ahren somehow manages to make it to his feet, and get his hand raised.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……AAAAAAAHHHRRRRREEEENNNN FFFFOOOUUURRRNNNIIIIEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!
Eve: WOW! What a war we just witnessed! As much as Ahren think this was a waste of his time, he’s gotta think he had to go through hell an back to earn that victory.Gotta give props where it’s due to our boss too, he pulled out all the stops to make sure he walked out the victor tonight, but it wasn’t enough.
Deadprez: With Ryan already confirmed to come back to Showdown, I wouldn’t wanna be Ahren because you would think Ahren would make his life a living hell for this. :lupe: Either way, congratulations to Ahren Fournier!
(Jennipurr stands up on her pedestal meowing, Ahren slides out of the ring and carefully picks her up. He walks up the ramp with Jennipurr in his arms. The two celebrate at the top of the ramp.)
(The scene reopens to the backstage area where Alexis Chambers is seen. She is wearing a hot pink satin robe and sandals, obviously ready for her Pain for Pride debut match. She is in the lockerroom area and is twirling a stand of dark hair around her finger. As Alexis passes a random crew member, she puts her hand out to stop the man.)
Alexis Chambers: Have you seen Jake around? I have been texting him for the last half hour and he hasn’t replied.
Crew Member: Try catering? He’s starting to look a little chunky so he’s probably eating.
Alexis Chambers: No he’s not!
Crew Member: :usure:
(Alexis snarls at the man and heads off, turning in the direction of catering. Sure enough, Jake is there and he is seated with his fellow 420 brother, Bronson Daniels. Bronson is chowing down, clearly having the munchies for WHATEVER reason, and Jake is grinning. He’s dressed in a referee’s shirt and board shorts, ready for the mud wrasslin’ match himself. The two men are obviously in the middle of a conversation.)
Bronson Daniels: Bro I can’t believe this shit is actually happening! Dude, did you ever freakin’ believe that you would be able to pull this off?
Jake Smith: Seriously, dude, it was so easy. I never knew chicks were so fucking stupid and would fall for the dumbest crap. It literally took one kiss to have Bethany eating out of the palm of my hand. As far as Alexis goes, all I had to do was play her little game, because we both know she was playing hard to get, and eventually she fell for me too. This shit has been amazing.
Bronson Daniels: At least something great came out of our week long crack bender for you.
Jake Smith: Right? The second you bet me $12 bucks that I couldn’t get two chicks to fight over me and bag em both, I got locked in. Never in a million years did I think I would end up taking Bethany’s virginity. That shit shoulda been saved for someone who actually liked her crazy ass. As for Lexi? It was a bit tougher to crack her. Every gangbanger in Detroit has been up in that already. She’s tough and been around the block, but the ole Jake Smith charm works every time.
(Jake grins and stands up from the table. He extends his hand to Bronson, who slaps it, and shakes his head.)
Bronson Daniels: Mud wrasslin’. Shit is fire.
Jake Smith: What’s fire is the fact these two bitches really believe I’m going to pick one over the other. I don’t even plan to start the match right away. I just want them to humiliate themselves for me, in a pathetic attempt to win my heart. Bethany has a screw loose and she is so fucking obsessed with me, it’s kinda of scary. Very hot, but very scary. You never know when she’s going to pop out at you from a corner, or some other dark place, but I’ll tell you one thing, Bron. If you ever get the chance, you gotta let her give you a prostate exam.
Bronson Daniels: :oh:?
Jake Smith: Bruh. You just gotta trust me on that.
Bronson Daniels: Good shit.
(Another random crew member walks into the catering area and motions for Jake.)
Crew Member #2: It’s time.
(Another arrogant grin from Jake.)
Jake Smith: It’s showtime! I’ll catch ya later.
(As Jake walks out of the catering area, the camera focuses back in on Alexis. She had pressed herself into a corner upon hearing Jake’s voice. To say she was furious at the moment would be an understatement. Did she really just hear Jake admit she was part of some $12 bet??? Alexis clenches her fists to her side and begins storming down the hallway.)
(Pain for Pride fades into a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for lotion, because with a mud wrasslin’ match coming up, you’re certainly going to need it! Gavin Kirkland approved this message.)
(Pain for Pride fades back into the ringside area.)
(The camera closes in on a giant pit of mud, which is the setting for the next match! Showdown ring announcer, Gina Romano, looks at the mud pit and shakes her head.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOW MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd (A Bit Confused): One fall?
Gina Romano: APPARENTLY! AND IT’S A MUD WRASSLIN’ MATCH!!!
(“War” by Grandson begins to play across the PA system and the crowd begins to boo.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH… JAKE SMITH!!!
(The PURE Champion steps out onto the stage, all smiles. Jake is obviously feeling himself because of the situation he has sat up tonight for Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue. He’s used and exploited both women for his own personal amusement and now they’re going to wrestle in a pit of mud because of him.)
Gavin Kirkland: I have literally been waiting for this match my whole entire life, guys. I can’t believe we are about to get Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue in a mud match :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: Jake Smith is a GOD for putting this together!
Persephone: Yes because we stan dumb bitches who feel the need to humiliate themselves over three inch dick. Love that for them
James Peters: Well if what we just saw is anything to go by, I’m not sure if Alexis is all that excited about this match anymore.
(Jake hops down from the ramp and waltzes over to the mud. He shakes his head in awe of it and licks his lips.)
Jake Smith (Off Mic): Female Match of the Year. Just watch! :wow: You’re welcome, everyone. You are so welcome.
(Jake’s music fades out and is replaced by “Walking the Wire” by Imagine Dragons. The jeers for Jake turn into a mixed reaction for Alexis Chambers. Alexis pauses on the side of the stage and looks down at the massive pit of mud. A scowl crosses her face, and when she spies Jake Smith, her eyes narrow. She kicks off her sandals and removes her room, balling it up and throwing it down at Jake. She’s not a happy camper whatsoever at the moment.)
Gavin Kirkland: DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE JUST RAN UP BEHIND ALEXIS!
Persephone: Oh brother. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
James Peters: SHE WHIRLS HER AROUND, KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH, AND SPIKES HER ONTO THE STAGE WITH A DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: Dr. Blue just ripped off her doctor’s coat and look at that bikini :noah: :noah: DEAR GAWD! IT’S A STRING BIKINI 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Persephone: A brazillian butt lift would do wonders for her to be honest…
James Peters: The good doctor has mounted Alexis and she is going to town on her! Our referee, Jake Smith, has not yet called for the bell, and he is slowly walking up the ramp while Dr. Blue continues to wail on Alexis. Jake seems content to just sit back and watch, and I can’t help but wonder if Dr. Blue has gotten wind of the conversation Jake was having with Bronson Daniels earlier in the evening :lupe:
Persephone: I mean, even if she did, what lie did Jake tell? We all know he’s been boning both of these dumb bitches and they allowed themselves to be played.
Gavin Kirkland: They did, and as a result we are getting the first ever mud wrestling match in Pain for Pride history! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: Dr. Blue has pulled Alexis back to her feet and she levels her with a solid right hand! Alexis stumbles back towards the edge of the stage but she somehow manages to block the next shot from the doctor, and catch Dr. Blue with a forearm! Dr. Blue with a forearm shot of her own, and she knees Alexis in the stomach!
Persephone: Alexis doubles over in pain and Dr. Blue takes Alexis by the hair AND SHE JUST THREW HER OFF THE STAGE! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST LANDED IN THE MUD!!!! THAT WAS FUCKIN’ HILARIOUS!
Jake Smith: :gladbron:
Gavin Kirkland: Oh boy. Let me get the lotion!
Persephone: Dr. Blue shoves Jake Smith out of the way and she races down the ramp! Alexis is splashing around in the mud, trying to find her footing, and Dr. Blue has found a steel chair! She steps up to the mud pit and cracks it across the back of Alexis Chambers! Alexis falls to her knees and Dr. Blue slams it down across the top of Alexis’ head. Alexis falls on her back and Dr. Blue dives right on top of her! Dr. Blue with the cover!!!!
(The camera pans to Jake Smith who is taking a picture on his phone of Dr. Blue on top of Alexis.)
Dr. Blue (Off Mic): WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JAKE?! COUNT!!
Jake Smith (Off Mic): :skip: I didn’t call for the bell yet.
Dr. Blue (Off Mic): WHAT?!
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: Why is she getting up? Stay on top of Alexis damn!
Dr. Blue (Off Mic): CALL FOR THE BELL RIGHT NOW SO I CAN END THIS FUDGING BEE-ITCH ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Jake Smith (Off Mic): I think it’s for the best if you get back into the mud now, Bethany. You really aren’t supposed to yell at the referee but I’m willing to let it slide if you just get back into the mud pit and do what you’re supposed too…
James Peters: ALEXIS HAS JUST PULLED BETHANY BACK INTO THE MUD AND SHE HAS HER ROLLED HER UP!!!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): COUNT FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!
Jake Smith (Off Mic): I haven’t called for the bell!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis slams her hand down on the good doctor’s backside out of sheer frustration and she lets go of the roll up! If looks could kill, the PURE Champion would be dead now. Fuck. At this point we just need to go ahead and erect a statue in Jake Smith’s honor because he has literally put together the greatest match in Pain for Pride history.
Persephone: Hmmm. The greatest match in Pain for Pride history is the one we witnessed last night with Rex McAllister 😍😍😍
James Peters: Alexis decides to ignore Jake for the time being and she turns her attention back to Dr. Bethany Blue! She mounts Dr. Blue, wraps her hands around Dr. Blue’s throat, and begins choking her! I can only assume there are no rules in this match since we’ve already seen a steel chair involved, and our WONDERFUL referee isn’t bothering to try and make a count. I think Jake is now taking a video on his phone…
Persephone: This is really stupid, to be honest. The only man worth wrestling a mud match over is R-
Gavin Kirkland (quickly interrupting): Gavin Kirkland! You are absolutely right and these two women could fight over me any day of the week! Alexis has switched from the choke and slipped behind Dr. Blue, and she’s got her legs locked around Dr. Blue’s waist! Alexis quickly wraps her arms around Dr. Blue’s neck, and she is looking to try and put her to sleep now. Dr. Blue is grabbing at Alexis’ legs, and she is trying to pry them apart :eclipse: but Alexis quickly releases the choke she has on Dr. Blue and drops several sharp elbows to the top of Dr. Blue’s head! Alexis locks the choke back in and falls to her back, and now Dr. Blue is struggling!!!! Dr. Blue is in trouble! Alexis with ‘Locked In Chambers’! Her brother’s own submission finisher! The coquina clutch is cinched in tightly and she is looking to put the doctor to sleep!!!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): RING THE FUCKING BELL, JAKE!!!!
Jake Smith: :lupe:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: FINALLY THE BELL RINGS AND THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS ABOUT TO WIN HER FIRST EVER PAIN FOR PRIDE MATCH!
Persephone: Yawn.
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ALEXIS MADE THE MISTAKE OF CROSSING HER ANKLES WHILE HAVING THE MOVED LOCKED IN AND DR. BLUE HAS GRABBED HER ANKLE! DR. BLUE HAS COUNTERED ‘LOCKED IN CHAMBERS’ INTO AN ANKLE LOCK! ALEXIS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS DR. BLUE IS TORQUING THE ANKLE! ALEXIS IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO TRY AND REVERSE THE HOLD, BUT DR. BLUE IS RELENTLESS! SHE WANTS TO HURT ALEXIS AND I’M HERE FOR IT!!!
James Peters: Alexis might have no choice but to submit! I’m not sure how much longer she can endure the obvious pain she is going through! For all of Dr. Bethany Blue’s antics, she is a highly skilled technician!
Persephone: Well Alexis might not be as dumb as she looks because she’s grabbed the side of the pit and is pulling herself towards the edge! Dr. Blue tries to pull Alexis back, but her hands slip thanks to the mud, and Alexis dumps herself onto the floor! Jake Smith is telling Alexis she has to get back into the pit, but right now Alexis is favoring her ankle. Dr. Blue looks pretty pissed she wasn’t able to submit Alexis and she’s climbing out of the pit now. She’s got the chair again and she makes her way over to Alexis! Dr. Blue raises the chair over her head and slams it down on Alexis’ ankle!!!
James Peters: NO! Alexis rolled out of the way and the chair connected with the ground! Alexis is crawling away from Dr. Blue, but Dr. Blue quickly makes her way over to Alexis! She immediately grabs Alexis by the bikini bottom and drags her back towards the mud! Alexis tries to fight her, but Dr. Blue clubs her in the back of the head and stomps on her ankle! Alexis rolls on her back, holding her ankle, and Dr. Blue stomps on Alexis’ stomach! She drops to her knees and there’s ‘Say Ahhhh!’ Mandible Claw to Alexis Chambers!!! Dr. Blue’s muddy fingers have been shoved down Alexis’ throat!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: A deep throater! :noah! Jake Smith is so fucking lucky :noah:
James Peters: Alexis manages to kick her legs up and she catches Dr. Blue by the shoulders! She forces the doc to release the hold and pins the doc’s shoulders to the concrete! Jake Smith is there and he begins to count!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: KICK OUT AT ONE! Dr. Faker kicks out and she immediately rolls to the side! Alexis is much slower to get up and the doc is able to catch her with a knee to the face! Alexis falls back and Dr. Blue drags Alexis back to the mud pit and shoves her face in the mud! Alexis thrashes about, trying to breathe, and finally the doc lifts her face out of the mud! Alexis is barely able to get any air back in her lungs as the weirdo doctor dunks her again! Alexis is going to drown!!! Has Pain for Pride ever had any actual deaths before?!
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: I’m not sure! Last year I was sippin’ on some juice, thinkin’ my career was over because Empire was cancelled! Couldn’t tell ya what happened after the fact! But I do know that the doc has once again lifted Alexis’ face out of the mud and she’s dragging her up. Both women are slipping around because they are covered in mud, and Dr. Blue attempts to whip Alexis into the barricades! Alexis somehow blocks this and kicks Dr. Blue in the stomach! She knees her in the face and it’s Dr. Blue who finds herself slammed back first into the steel! Alexis runs forward but Dr. Blue is able to get her foot up and catch Alexis in the chin! That causes Alexis to slip and Dr. Blue grabs her by the hair and drags her back to the mud pit! She uses Alexis’ hair to throw her and Alexis basically does a belly flop into the mud!
James Peters: Dr. Blue is back inside the pit now and she is going for Alexis’ top! Dr. Blue is attempting to strip Alexis!
Gavin Kirkland: DEAR GAWD! PLEASE! PLEASE! YES!!!
(All of a sudden, Gavin is heard squealing as Dr. Blue rips Alexis’ bikini top from her body.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): Do you like that, Jake??
Jake Smith (Off Mic): I mean…
Persephone: LMAO!!! THE BIKINI TOP JUST HIT JAKE RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: :wow:!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is amazing! This will no doubt be the Female Match of the Year! This is wrestling! I don’t care what anyone else has to say!
James Peters: Dr. Blue has forced Alexis onto all fours and she has locked her in a modified version of the camel clutch!
Persephone: Yes *modified*. She has Alexis by her tits and seems to be giving her like an actual breast exam :wtf:
Gavin Kirkland: I wish she would clean the mud off so I could see a little nipple…
James Peters: :mjlol: Well this is no doubt setting women’s wrestling back a good decade, and angry members of the EAW Universe, you have Jake Smith to blame for that.
Persephone: Jake has wiped the mud off his face and is now checking to see if Alexis wants to give up. Dr. Blue has switched to a more traditional version of the camel clutch, although she seems to be getting a kick out of pulling Alexis’ mouth apart with her fingers. Is she a fucking dentist now??
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: I think she is just trying to pry one of Alexis’ teeth out! She is jabbing her fingernail into Alexis’ gum over and over, and is yanking on that tooth!
James Peters: Alexis just bit her! Alexis bit the doc and that has forced Bethany to let go of the camel clutch! The good doctor looks absolutely infuriated that Alexis Chambers just bit her! Dr. Blue looks to grab Alexis by the hair but Alexis just slammed a handful of mud in the doctor’s face and has blinded her! Dr. Blue is blind and Alexis is going off! She is slamming her fists into Dr. Blue’s face and head! Dr. Blue covers up to try and defend herself, but Alexis is running off of adrenaline right now! She slams a forearm into Dr. Blue’s face and scrambles to her feet! She pulls Dr. Blue up with her and she wraps her up… and DDTs her right into the middle of the mud pit! Alexis flips Dr. Blue over on her back and goes for a cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: DR. BLUE KICKS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! ALEXIS JUST STRIPPED THE DOCTOR OF HER BIKINI TOP!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: ALEXIS IS ON TOP OF DR. BETHANY BLUE NOW AND SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO SHOVE THAT MUDDY BIKINI TOP DOWN DR. BLUE’S THROAT! DR. BLUE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING ALEXIS TO PIECES RIGHT NOW, BUT ALEXIS WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO JUST CHOKE THE DOCTOR OUT! DR. BLUE FINALLY CATCHES ALEXIS WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE AND SHE PULLS THE TOP FROM HER MOUTH! DR. BLUE WITH QUICK THINKING AND SHE WRAPS THE BIKINI TOP AROUND ALEXIS’ THROAT! ALEXIS IMMEDIATELY GRABS FOR IT, BUT DR. BLUE DRAGS ALEXIS OUT OF THE MUD PIT! SHE NEARLY LOSES HER FOOTING A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT SHE IS HEADING OVER TO A DISCARDED PILE OF EQUIPMENT! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: If Dr. Blue tosses Alexis into that pile of equipment, she is going to be electrocuted 😐😐
Persephone: Dr. Blue wraps the bikini top tighter around Alexis throat, but ALEXIS! ALEXIS WITH A HEART PUNCH! SHE JUST TOOK DR. BLUE DOWN WITH HER OWN FINISHER, ‘CODE BLUE’!!! ALEXIS FALLS TO THE GROUND, FREEING HER NECK, AND TRYING TO CATCH HER BREATH! DR. BLUE IS CLUTCHING HER CHEST!
James Peters: Jake Smith is all smiles right now, and oh man. This guy is a total dick.
Gavin Kirkland: MY DICK IS HARD! Alexis knows she has to take advantage of this situation and she pulls Dr. Blue to her feet! Alexis backs up just a bit… ‘LIGHTS OUT’!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS AND DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST WENT FLYING INTO THAT EQUIPMENT!!!! HOLY SHIT!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: ALEXIS JUST SUPERKICKED A MUDDY DR. BETHANY BLUE INTO THAT PILE OF ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!!!
Persephone: Is she dead?
(Dr. Blues body is wet and muddy body is convulsing thanks to the electricity coursing through it.)
James Peters: Alexis might have just electrocuted Dr. Bethany Blue to death but it’s not like she can go over there and cover her! Alexis might risk being electrocuted as well!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): Count.
Jake Smith (Off Mic): There aren’t any count outs…
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): DON’T ARGUE WITH ME! IF SHE CAN’T GET UP, THIS MATCH CAN NOT CONTINUE! COUNT.
(Alexis grabs Jake by the collar.)
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): NOW!
Jake Smith (Off Mic): You can not put your hands on an official!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO BRONSON ABOUT BAGGING TWO CHICKS AND GETTING THEM TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES!
(All the color drains from Jake’s face.)
Gavin Kirkland and James Peters: :lupe:
Persephone: 🍿
Jake Smith (Off Mic): Now, Alexis, there’s a perfect and logical explanation for all of this, but I would turn around if I were you. :mjgrin:
(Alexis turns herself around as…)
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue is getting to an all fours position as she’s crawling towards Alexis Chambers. Alexis gets Bethany by her muddy hair and it seems like Alexis is going to throw Bethany into the pile of electrical equipment again!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Alexis is struggling to get Bethany to her feet! Let me just remind everyone that she was superkicked into the pile of electrical equipment and it seems like some life was taken out of the Doc, but Alexis wants to make sure that Bethany stays down for good. The Doc has been the bane of Alexis’ existence for months and now, she is looking to put her down once and for all!
Persephone: Finally, we get to see a death in this match. I’m surprised that none of these women were able to die yet.
James Peters: ALEXIS THROWS BETHANY INTO THE PILE OF ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT AGAIN!
(Dr. Bethany Blue is on her knees as she’s face-to-face with the pile of electrical equipment again. She avoids any collision. She pulls something out of her lab coat which was thrown around the arena and it’s a syringe full of adrenaline. Very quickly, she stabs into her right arm before throwing it to the side.)
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS CHAMBERS RACES TOWARDS DR. BETHANY BLUE AS BETHANY STRIKES ALEXIS WITH A CHOP TO THE STOMACH. Bethany slowly gets to her feet before picking up Alexis and connecting with a snap suplex! Alexis rolls to her feet as the Doc takes a couple of steps back! BETHANY CHARGES TOWARDS ALEXIS BEFORE NAILING HER WITH A NASTY BOOT KICK! ALEXIS FALLS TO HER BACK, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE BETHANY HAS SOME NEW LIFE WITHIN HER! IT’S ALL THANKS TO THAT SYRINGE! I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO NEED A BIT OF THAT! I SHOULD ASK HER AFTER THE SHOW! :wow:
Persephone: You’re really going to trust that bitch with injecting you with suspicious liquids?
Gavin Kirkland: She’s a certified doctor, Persephone. I would trust her with my life. :wow:
Persephone: 🙄
Jake Smith (Off Mic): Come on, let’s take this match back into the mud!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): Gladly. 😀
James Peters: Wait, is Bethany oblivious to the conversation between Jake and Alexis?
Gavin Kirkland: I think she may be. Let me just remind everyone that she was convulsing in electricity! I think that she couldn’t hear anything else that was happening around! :lupe:
Persephone: Man, it’s gonna be awkward when she finds out. :yikes: I wonder if I can contact the production truck to replay the footage from Jake’s conversation with Bronson?
James Peters: Are you really going to try to stir shit in this match?
Persephone: Anything to get this match to end, James. You should be thanking me. :mjgrin:
(As Persephone tries to get in hold of the production truck, it’s left to Gavin Kirkland and James Peters to commentate this match.)
James Peters: I don’t think that she’s going to be successful in that attempt at all, but let’s call the match, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: As we look at things now, it seems like Bethany and Alexis are already in the mud. Both women are still topless, but I don’t see tits or nipples, so this seems like nothing, but a waste of my time, but as the iconic hero and goat commentator, I will continue to commentate this match. Bethany picks up Alexis by her bikini bottoms before connecting with an exploder suplex behind her! Alexis splashes into the mud, but Bethany doesn’t seem to be done here! She is still feeling that shot of adrenaline! It doesn’t even seem like she was convulsed with electricity!
James Peters: Alexis is trying to roll away from Bethany, but Bethany rushes towards Alexis before connecting with a leg drop! Bethany is demanding Jake to count!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers kicks out! The Doc shakes her head, but from seeing Alexis on Showdown, this girl is fucking stubborn and will not give up without a fight! At the same time, the more this match progresses, the more dangerous that’s going to make Dr. Bethany Blue! Bethany gets Alexis up before connecting with a giant knee to Alexis’ stomach! Alexis falls to one knee as BETHANY CHARGES TOWARDS ALEXIS BEFORE KNOCKING HER DOWN WITH FOREARM SMASH! SHE NAILED ALEXIS WITH THAT FOREARM, BUT THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE ALEXIS DOWN! BETHANY GOES FOR ANOTHER FOREARM, BUT ALEXIS MANAGES TO GET BETHANY BY HER ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A FLATLINER! BETHANY GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE MUD!
James Peters: Alexis gets to her feet as she has that look of murder on her face. You may think that’s an attractive sight, but I’m just afraid for Bethany at the moment! :lupe: Alexis is looking to wrap up this match as she begins to stalk Bethany to her feet! I don’t think that Bethany has any idea what’s ahead of her!
(Dr. Bethany Blue slowly tries to get to her feet as…)
Gavin Kirkland: FOH, ALEXIS’ VARIATION OF A SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS ON DR. BETHANY BLUE! ALEXIS LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH AS SHE’S IN POSITION FOR THE COVER!
James Peters: Jake isn’t going for the cover. He’s just standing there with his arms folded across his chest. By the look on Alexis’ face, she’s fucking pissed at the moment! This was her one opportunity to put away Bethany and Jake is doing NOTHING about it!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): Count! Jake, count! I want to get this match over with and you’re not doing anything to help me!
Jake Smith (Off Mic): I really don’t feel like going for the cover.
(Alexis Chambers rises back to her feet as she looks at Jake Smith dead in the eye.)
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): Just fucking wait until Bethany finds out about your conversation with Bronson.
Jake Smith (Off Mic): She won’t believe you because there’s a logical explanation for all of this.
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): You’re full of sh–
Gavin Kirkland: DR. BETHANY BLUE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AS SHE ROLLS UP ALEXIS CHAMBERS! BETHANY IS GOING TO STEAL THE VICTORY! SHE HAS ALEXIS BY HER BIKINI BOTTOMS! JAKE RACES FOR THE COVER! NOW, HE FEELS LIKE IT!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
James Peters: Alexis Chambers rolls out of the pinfall attempt, BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE MANAGES TO GET ALEXIS BY HER LEFT ARM! SHE APPLIES ‘THE DISLOCATION’ ON ALEXIS! ALEXIS FINDS HERSELF IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT! BETHANY IS BENDING THE ARM BACK! I THINK THAT SHE MAY MANAGE TO BREAK ALEXIS’ ARM! THAT COULD BE A WAY TO END THIS MATCH! HOW IN THE WORLD IS ALEXIS NOT SUBMITTING HERE? SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S IN A WORLD OF PAIN AT THE MOMENT!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): TAP OUT YOU FUDGING BEE-ITCH!!!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST SNAPPED ALEXIS CHAMBERS’ ARM BACK! :damn: :damn: :damn:
(Alexis Chambers is clutching her arm as Dr. Bethany Blue finally releases the Fujiwara armbar off of her. She confronts Jake Smith.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): Call off the match, Jake. She’s got a broken arm. As a licensed doctor, I wouldn’t advise her to continue this match.
Jake Smith (Off Mic): Nah, I think that Alexis is going to be fine. This match continues.
(Dr. Bethany Blue’s eyes widen in disbelief.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): Are you fudging kidding me? Her arm is broken. You’re supposed to be on my side, Jake.
(Alexis Chambers rolls to her knees as she is still clutching her broken arm.)
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): He’s on no one’s side, you fucking idiot. He was bragging to Bronson about bagging the two of us. He’s planning on dropping us like a bad habit after this match.
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): You’re full of garbage. You just want Jake all to yourself. I know your games, Alexis and it’s not going to work on me.
Alexis Chambers (Off Mic): I’m telling the truth.
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): Where’s the proof? That’s right. You got NO proof. You are so full of —
(The lights go out.)
James Peters: Did we literally forget to pay the electricity bill?
Persephone: No, you’re going to want to see this. :mjgrin:
(The cameras focus on the jumbotron.)
Bronson Daniels: Bro I can’t believe this shit is actually happening! Dude, did you ever freakin’ believe that you would be able to pull this off?
Jake Smith: Seriously, dude, it was so easy. I never knew chicks were so fucking stupid and would fall for the dumbest crap. It literally took one kiss to have Bethany eating out of the palm of my hand. As far as Alexis goes, all I had to do was play her little game, because we both know she was playing hard to get, and eventually she fell for me too. This shit has been amazing.
Bronson Daniels: At least something great came out of our week long crack bender for you.
Jake Smith: Right? The second you bet me $12 bucks that I couldn’t get two chicks to fight over me and bag em both, I got locked in. Never in a million years did I think I would end up taking Bethany’s virginity. That shit shoulda been saved for someone who actually liked her crazy ass. As for Lexi? It was a bit tougher to crack her. Every gangbanger in Detroit has been up in that already. She’s tough and been around the block, but the ole Jake Smith charm works every time.
(Jake grins and stands up from the table. He extends his hand to Bronson, who slaps it, and shakes his head.)
Bronson Daniels: Mud wrasslin’. Shit is fire.
Jake Smith: What’s fire is the fact these two bitches really believe I’m going to pick one over the other. I don’t even plan to start the match right away. I just want them to humiliate themselves for me, in a pathetic attempt to win my heart. Bethany has a screw loose and she is so fucking obsessed with me, it’s kinda of scary. Very hot, but very scary. You never know when she’s going to pop out at you from a corner, or some other dark place, but I’ll tell you one thing, Bron. If you ever get the chance, you gotta let her give you a prostate exam.
Bronson Daniels: :oh:?
Jake Smith: Bruh. You just gotta trust me on that.
Bronson Daniels: Good shit.
(REPLAY ENDS.)
(After the replay is done, the only thing that people can seem to focus on is the frozen look on Dr. Bethany Blue’s face. At that moment, Bethany could feel her heart slowly breaking into a million pieces. Bethany slowly turns around as she looks at Jake Smith, who is completely pale at the segment finally being exposed to being the sneaky bastard he is.)
Jake Smith (Off Mic): Bethany, it’s not what it looks like.
(Dr. Bethany Blue has a couple of tears falling down to her cheeks.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You were my first, Jake. I thought you loved me.
Jake Smith (Off Mic): The entire exchange was taken out of context. Let me explain —
Persephone: BETHANY BEGINS TO UNLOAD HERSELF ON JAKE! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS HILARIOUS! JAKE IS TACKLED TO THE GROUND AS BETHANY CONTINUES TO UNLOAD WITH PUNCHES AND ELBOWS TO JAKE! JAKE IS TRYING TO COVER HIMSELF, BUT BETHANY IS NAILING HIM WITH EACH SHOT! WITH SUCH PRECISION! JAKE IS TRYING TO SCRAMBLE AWAY FROM HER, BUT BETHANY GETS ON JAKE’S BACK!
James Peters: Jake manages to flip Bethany off his back, BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET AS SHE NAILS JAKE WITH A BIG FOREARM! HELL, EVEN ALEXIS IS GOING TO HER FEET AS BETHANY AND ALEXIS EXCHANGE A LOOK AT EACH OTHER!
Gavin Kirkland: Smirks form on their faces as they look at Jake Smith, who is slowly getting to his feet! Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue charges towards Jake Smith! Alexis with a Lights Out! Bethany with a TJD! Both superkicks are nailed on Jake! Jake ends up falling to his back, but it seems like Alexis and Bethany are not done yet! They both grab each side of Jake and look towards the pool of mud! Oh man, does he REALLY deserve this? :lupe:
Persephone: JAKE SMITH GETS THROWN INTO THE MUD!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOO WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!
(The camera focuses on Jake Smith covered in mud all over. Both Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue gets inside the pool of mud. Both women stand on opposite sides of Jake. Jake is slowly getting to his feet as he sees Alexis looking at him with a glare on his face. He turns around and finds Dr. Bethany Blue giving him one of those “sweet” smiles.)
James Peters: ALEXIS WITH A LOW BLOW ON JAKE SMITH!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I’ve felt that pain in the past! Jake slowly gets to his knees as he’s holding his bits! Bethany picks up Jake and connects with a cutter, The Remedy! Jake falls face first into the mud! Now, it seems like Alexis is going FOH here on Jake! She rushes towards Jake! FOH!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Like a fucking loser, Jake Smith falls to his back again! It’s safe to say that Jake is completely out of it. Both Dr. Faker and Alexis stand next to each other as united as they could be! Both of them look down on Jake’s unconscious and muddy body. Both of the women have huge and empowering smiles on their face. It makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
(Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue look at each other as…)
James Peters: Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue share a passionate kiss with each other!
(A sound of someone falling out of their chair is heard.)
James Peters: GAVIN, ARE YOU ALRIGHT???!??!?!!?
Gavin Kirkland: HOT LESBIAN ACTION! FUCK, I’M GETTING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW! YOU WANNA SEE IT, PERSEPHONE?
Persephone: No, get away from me, you ugly fuck.
(The camera pans to Bethany and Alexis continuing their passionate kiss as they stand above the unconscious body of Jake Smith. The two of them release their kiss as the two women look at each other awkwardly. It seemed like the situation escalated a bit faster than anticipated. Alexis shrugs her shoulders as she exits the ring. Bethany takes one last look at Jake before leaving the ring as well, following Alexis as the two women leave the ring as a united front.)
James Peters: Is this one of the first Pain for Pride matches to be a No Contest? Yes, both of them didn’t win, but at least, now they both know how much of a piece of shit Jake Smith is and how they deserve better. :wow:
Gavin Kirkland: Happy Pride Month, James and Persephone! 🏳️🌈
Persephone: I don’t think that they’re les–
James Peters: It’s the thought that counts.
Persephone: At least, this clusterfuck is over.
(The camera cuts to the faces of the shocked and amused members of the EAW Universe in the crowd at Lincoln Financial Field before fading elsewhere.)
(Pain for Pride’s broadcast feed transitions to one of the backstage areas of Lincoln Financial Field where Serena Bennett is currently preparing for her matchup later this evening by having one of the physical trainers on site is taping her hands and wrists. Just as the trainer finishes up and tears off the roll of tape, Serena is met by an old, close friend.)
???: Rrrruuufff!
(The camera pans down to Steroid Dawg who wags her tail happily at Serena. Steroid Dawg jumps up on Serena’s legs, prompting Serena to lean down and give Steroid Dawg a few head scratches.)
Serena Bennett: Heyyyy, girl! What’s good with you, baby?! I missed you, too–woah, woah, back up, that don’t mean lick my face though, nah, I thought I explained that to ya already, we don’t do that here. Either way, girl, you look good! What you been gettin’ into?!
Steroid Dawg: Bark.
Serena Bennett: Word? Damn, that’s crazy, I hate to see it, babes. I’m happy to see you, tho!
???: Damn, that bitch getting more love than me these days. :mjcry:
(The camera pans back up as Serena stands straight up, and the Hall-of-Famer, TLA fresh out of being examined by medical personnel now stands in front of her. The old pair of #TeamDynasty members come together for a brief hug as the audience in the arena are overheard cheering approvingly.)
TLA: What’s up with you, mami?! Feliz Dolor por Orgullo! 🥳You ready to snag yourself another W, princesa? You got your work cut out for you tonight.
Serena Bennett: You know me, I’m hype as fuck. More than ready to show these bozos up, you know the vibes. Funny of you to act like you care what might happen to me after all the shit you had to say last time I met you in that ring, tho, beloved. :mjpls:
TLA: :mjgrin: You know how it is, Serena, I had to do what I had to do to try and get the win, we had work to do. Our last match didn’t exactly go the way I wanted to, of course, but it is what it is. We still had a good time, as we usually do. You know all I got is mad luv and respek for yo fine ass.
Serena Bennett: Yeah, yeah, I know, papi. The feeling is mutual, I’m happy to hear it. Lowkey glad I ran into you, tho, I been meaning to talk to you about a business proposal of mine I think you’d be interested in.
TLA: Do tell, chica, I’d love to do some business witchu. I’ma always take any and every opportunity to make some bank, and by getting you involved??? Shiiit, I’d be swimming in dinero. You a gold mine, I know it.
Serena Bennett: You’re far too kind, my friend. You’d be doin’ me the favor at the end of the day. Crip-A-Cola has been a successful product on it’s own, we on track to make 2.2 million by the end of the year–
TLA: :oh: !!!
Serena Bennett: But I think we could at the very least double our profits if we start offering Crip-A-Cola EXCLUSIVELY at the Poon Palace!
Steroid Dawg: Woof!
TLA: Damn, mami, I love the sound of that. The Poons would love it, and I’m sure our patrons would enjoy some new drink offerings apart from Cuervo or Henny. Y’all got a diet flavor, tho? I’m on a health kick right now. Been tryna watch my sugar intake these days, you feel me? Don’t wanna get too flabby.
Serena Bennett: Y’know, it’s funny you mention it, we got a diet formula in production right now! Alongside vanilla, blueberry, and blue raspberry flavors!
TLA: :oh: Why not cherry? Or strawberry?
Serena Bennett: You know why. :mjpls:
TLA: :mjgrin: Alright, mami, you got yourself a deal! We’ll work out the chinks–I mean, kinks, later, but there’s no doubt in my mind this ‘bout to be another successful partnership between the two of us.
(TLA extends his hand for a handshake with Serena to seal their deal. However, just as they are about to shake, they’re interrupted.)
???: THERE YOU ARE! YOU AND YOUR BITCH WILL ANSWER TO YOUR CRIMES, TLA!
(Ronan Malosi limps into the frame, pointing an accusatory finger directly in TLA’s face. He’s still bandaged and bruised from the attack by the 2020 Hall of Fame class the night before; his right arm is in a sling and there are bandages on his forehead and cheeks)
Serena Bennett: Who the hell you callin’ a–ew. Y’all smell that? :scusthov:
(Steroid Dawg barks proudly and wags her tail as Serena hurriedly covers her nose.)
Ronan Malosi: Very funny, Serena, but as much as I would love to engage in petty insult exchanges with you, I have no quarrel with you tonight! My business is with that criminal over there!
Serena Bennett: Bro, don’t you see us in the middle of closing a very important business deal? Fucking bozo, ain’t you hurt badly enough? Fuck around and get ya ass beat all over again.
(A low growl is heard from Steroid Dawg. Ronan Malosi gulps and lowers his finger.)
TLA: Cálmese, girl, no need for that. Homie prolly wouldn’t survive a gust of wind in the condition he’s in right now.
Ronan Malosi: You talk a big game now, but you won’t be after I slap your behind with a lawsuit after what you and that mutt did to me last night!
Serena Bennett: :mjlol: !! You think TLA is *really* afraid of a lawsuit, cuz? Nah, my mans ain’t threatened by you whatsoever, he been through far worse, you ain’t got a case on him, right TLA? Tell him! You too quick for the feds!
TLA: :lupe: Ion know, Serena, ICE came pretty damn close last time I ran into them. Shit’s gettin’ real out here.
Ronan Malosi: That’s right! I got you corned now! I’m going to make sure that they end up sending you RIGHT back to Mexico this time, you won’t get away! No level of trickery can save you! I’m going to sue your ass for sicking that digsusting dog on me–UNLESS of course, you consider my business proposal over Serena’s. :troll: I can assure you that my idea is FAR better than Serena’s ghetto, gang-banging, crime-influenced cancer juice.
Serena Bennett: Motherfucker, you must’ve lost your goddamn mind. Why the hell should TLA ever accept a business offer from your broke ass?
Ronan Malosi: You’d be doing yourself a FAVOR if you made The Poon Palace’s official snack of choice “Ronan Malosi’s Hot & Cheesy Jalapeño Takes!
Serena Bennett: :scusthov:
Ronan Malosi: This is a worthwhile investment, TLA, trust me! The Poons will LOVE it, don’t Mexicans love spicy food?! It’ll be a hit! And you know, they say you are what you eat, imagine what a unique customer experience you could offer after filling up your Poons with some of these cheesy, spicy, flavorful chips!
TLA: :dahell: Nah, homie, not interested whatsoever. I’d prolly be losing more money off a partnership with you than I could ever make, keep my Poons as far away from that nasty shit as much as possible. You not about to start fuckin’ with my paper. Vete, homie, get out of here with that shit.
(Ronan huffs and clenches his fist.)
Ronan Malosi: You’re going to regret this, TLA, I’m sure of it! Once this hoodrat puts the Poon Palace out of business, you’re going to be CRAWLING right back to me, BEGGING for another opportunity to capitalize off of Ronan Malosi’s success! That’s right, once I get my hands on a World Championship by the end of Season 14, you’ll be sorry! My Hot & Cheesy Jalapeño Takes are going to TAKE OFF and you’ll be left in the dust, with your crip-walking cola! And I’LL be the one having the last laugh after I–
Serena Bennett: Yeah, I heard enough outta you. Go ‘head, baby, get him, Steroid Dawg!
(Ronan Malosi freezes at the sound of her name. He slowly looks down at Steroid Dawg who simply pants with her tongue out.)
Steroid Dawg: 🐶 Arf.
(Ronan Malosi lets out a whimper before he jumps and turns to run away in the complete opposite direction as best as his injuries will let him. TLA and Serena turn to high five and laugh with one another just as the broadcast transitions back to ringside.)
(The crowd in the Lincoln Financial Field are on their feet in anticipation for the next match on the slate as Showdown’s Gina Romano is standing out front just inches from the commentary table holding her microphone up ready to speak. Each of the 24/7 Battle Royal participants are already in the ring. Each participant eagerly awaits the beginning of their road toward bigger and better things. But first, here’s Gina Romano.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is the 24/7 Battle Royal!
Crowd: YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!
Gina Romano: The only way to eliminate your opponent is by sending them over the top rope where both feet MUST hit the floor! The last participant remaining will be declared the winner, and the owner of the 24/7 contract with an opportunity to cash in for a future championship match!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Gina is shown leaving the ring to take her place in a seat near the time keeper’s area.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Persephone: Oh my God!! WTF!! Why would you start with me!!?? I don’t really wanna call this match! You already know how I feel about this match and every match that doesn’t involve MY SEXY REXY!!! WHICH BY THE WAY ALREADY HAPPENED AND OF COURSE MY SEXY REXY WON IN GRAND FASHION HERE AT REX FOR PRIDE!!! And what are you looking at!!??
(Persephone is looking to her left incredulously at the Dynasty commentator, Jake Mercer, fawning over how sexy Persephone Tsitsipas looked tonight.)
Jake Mercer: Only the most gorgeous lady I’ve come across in my whole life.
Persephone: I believe it.
Jake Mercer: I just love rrrr(rolling the r)-ussians.
Persephone: UGH! I’m Greek you idiot!
Deadprez: Am I the only who realizes there’s an important match going on inside the ring? Every man for himself in a match like this, but with guys like Ronan Malosi involved you know he’s going to look to gain some sort of advantage any way he can find it. Speaking of, Ronan is already laying some heavy lumber in the corner on one of ours, Lucas Johnson, with stiff blows to the midsection!
Jake Mercer: HOT TAKE Dp! Ronan is a future Pain For Pride main eventer, and he’s gonna make a sorry waste of space like Lucas Johnson eats all his words just like everybody does! Ronan follows that up with stiff kicks to the midsection now of Lucas. Thataway Ronan! Don’t let up on him! Lucas already looking like he’s on dreamstreet! Now Ronan charges in at Lucas-OH NO! Lucas getting a boot up right to Ronan’s beautiful face! Come on, Ronan! There goes Lucas! He’s going for-YES!!! A DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER BY RONAN MALOSI ON LUCAS JOHNSON!!
Persephone: Oh, please! Is that really supposed to be impressive? I mean, I look at this guy, and I don’t see how you could ever call him a main eventer like he’s really up there with Mr. Main Event, Sexy Rexy! This is REX FOR PRIDE, not Ronan! This guy is at the bottom of the card for the second straight year. If you asked me, the future is going to be waiting a LONG time before he can ever hope to be at the same level as Sexy Rexy!
Deadprez: Cameron Clark…he’s already got Cepheus St. Claire in his sights as Cepheus goes charging at Cameron with a running clothesline! Cameron avoids this and immediately goes for a frankensteiner but it’s being blocked by Cepheus. The momentum however takes both competitors to the ropes. Cameron is hanging over the top rope! He’s hanging on desperately now as Cepheus is looking for his first elimination! Cameron already in a bad way finding himself tangled in the ropes, trying to get back in but Cepheus still has the advantage!….WAIT!! LOOK!! SEBAS!! SEBAS GRABS THE FEET OF CEPHEUS ST. CLAIRE AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WHICH KNOCKS CAMERON OUT OF THE RING AS WELL! BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!! WHAT A START FOR SEBAS!!
Persephone: WHAT!? WHAT!? You really mean to tell me that outside my sexy Rexy, that Voltage sucks this bad!!?? Eh. I believe it actually.
Jake Mercer: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST SEEN! SEBAS JUST GOT THE FIRST ELIMINATIONS AND THEY WERE IN THE CHEAPEST WAY POSSIBLE!!
Gina Romano: Cameron Clark and Cepheus St. Claire have been ELIMINATED!
(The small amount of fans that are in attendance cheer insanely loud as Cepheus St. Claire and Cameron Clark lay helpless on the arena floor. Cepheus, his eyes wide, he’s absolutely incredulous as he argues with the referee for a moment before slapping the apron and marching off in a huff.)
Deadprez: Oh well, the show goes on though as the action begins to pick up inside the ring! Jon Kelton and Ryan Rook mixing it up near the ropes trading punches! Shaker Jones and Adam Lucas are laying into each other on the end opposite. Christian DeMarco is trying to fend off the attack of Maxwell! Maxwell has him reeling and on the ropes, trying to push him over, but DeMarco smashes a foot right to Maxwell’s face!
Persephone: All these smelly men are making feel sick! It could even be you two.
Jake Mercer: Really? Do you need some Pepto? (Persephone shakes her head no as she begins to putting on a face mask to cover her nose and mouth area.) At any rate, SKA and Korey Gaines have looked good early on. They continue their momentum by immediately going for the elimination on Conor Ryan! Conor up on the turnbuckle, both SKA and Korey Gaines struggling to get him out! Conor fighting for his life but he’s up, over and out to the floor, he’s done!
Gina Romano: Conor Ryan has been ELIMINATED!.
Deadprez: A pretty wide open field, if you asked me, but I assumed Conor Ryan was going to be a favorite to win this match. Now that he’s out, who do you keep an eye on here?
Persephone: I personally want me some Rex McAllister deluxe package. Can’t we just watch a replay of the main event from last night where he smashed in the skull of that blonde bimbo who never had no chance of removing a true king from his throne!
Jake Mercer: All the participants are keeping their distance and Ronan Malosi who at the moment is just standing there, waiting for someone to dare take the fight him and Shaker Jones does…. he whiffs on a LARIAT……GERMAN SUPLEX!
Deadprez: Meanwhile over in the far corner you see Lucas Johnson laying into James Ranger with some hard chops to the chest but James is there to rake the eyes of Lucas and ward him off. Good veteran smarts there by Ranger. So much action to keep up with here in the early going. Over the in the corner nearest facing the entrance aisle! SKA and Korey Gaines have someone going out over the top rope…. it’s Ryan Rook! He’s been eliminated by the combination of SKA and Korey Gaines who team up for their second elimination!
Gina Romano: Ryan Rook has been ELIMINATED!
(Ryan slaps his hands down on the apron in frustration as SKA and Korey look on from inside the ring.)
Persephone: I don’t know if I can take these two losers for a whole battle royal but they managed to pull something off there that it looks like we better get use to.
Jake Mercer: Aren’t you used to it? You see that type of thing all the time in Greece, I’m sure.
Persephone: We do threesomes in Greece. AND???….
Deadprez: Focus on the match, guys! We’ve got Adam Lucas and Komatsu Owgawa battling in the center of the ring! Adam tries a high kick but Owgawa catches the leg, pulls him in and delivers a devastating spinning spinebuster! SKA and Korey Gaines have been working in tandem here for a few minutes now, don’t know how long that can last but they’ve made it work so far. They have picked out their next target as they decide to double team another elitist, the young Raylan Brees!
Jake Mercer: Jon Kelton is working over Seth Osiris in the corner with a vicious choke hold…. Osiris manages to get a thumb to the eye and then scores a vicious European uppercut! Ronan Malosi showing a little fire here in this match suddenly attacking everything in sight! Big boot to the oncoming Lucas Johnson! A huge clothesline to the attacking KACZYNSKI, stunning the youngster! Then a missed clothesline by Jason McCormick…PELE KICK HITS THE MARK BY RONAN! THE PURVEYOR OF VIOLENCE KICKING SOME MAJOR LEAGUE ASS RIGHT NOW! THAT’S WHO I GOT WINNING THIS!!
Deadprez: WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! JON KELTON FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK, STUNNING JASON MCCORMICK AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET UP FROM THAT PELE KICK…KELTON GRABS JASON MCCORMICK BY THE NECK AND NOW HE’S OVER AND GONE!
Gina Romano: Jason McCormick has been ELIMINATED!
Jake Mercer: Wow. And another one bites the dust! The action continues now as James Ranger is in bad shape, trying to get out of the grips of Christian DeMarco and Maxwell, Dynasty and Voltage hooking up for a double team tactic, they have Ranger teetering on the verge of elimination here on the ropes, but Jon Kelton is back at it after just eliminating Jason McCormick, he’s a man we hadn’t seen much of tonight until the last few minutes, and he comes in and pulls at Maxwell’s EYES from behind with fingers! Maxwell yelling out, that had to smart!
Persephone: This is so boooorrrriiiigggg. Can’t we just skip to the backstage locker room of Sexy Rexy? He could be showering up by now! I don’t think I wanna miss that! Hurry! This match needs to be over quickly!
Jake Mercer: The action furious right now as Seth Osiris has both James Ranger and Lisa Wren in a choke hold, one hand for each arm…But it’s countered as both and James and Lisa land a DOUBLE KICK TO THE GROIN…DOUBLE DDT! They get a little reaction from the small crowd in stands cheering in approval but James and Lisa are attacked from behind! This time it’s Christian DeMarco and SEBAS as they get their precise strikes in on James Ranger and finally dump Ranger up over and out! Seph, you gonna jump in on this any day now, sweetie?
Gina Romano: James Ranger has been ELIMINATED!
Persephone: And not that much of a shocker, gentlemen, but more a relief! Leave it to someone from our brand, Voltage, to stink up the joint! Meanwhile, Lisa Wren and Raylan Brees have singled out Christian DeMarco with an assault, clubbing him with elbows and knees in a corner as Christian tries to cover up! This is a pretty mean double team, I must say. I’ve had my fair share, actually.
Deadprez: That’s definitely not the type of comments that should be making the airwaves. We’ve got kids watching, Persephone. Maxwell from Voltage is attacking Raylan Brees of Showdown from behind in the corner trying to lift him out…BUT KELTON! JON KELTON COMES CHARGING OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A RUNNING KNEE THAT DESTROYS MAXWELL! AND NOW IT’S KELTON WHO SENDS LISA WREN OUT INSTEAD! RAYLAN CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AFTER GETTING THE BETTER OF HIS EXCHANGE AGAINST MAXWELL AND HEADS RICHT TO JON KELTON DROPS DOWN AND PULLS DOWN THE ROPES WHICH RAYLAN DIDN’T ANTICIPATE FAST ENOUGH, AND NOW HE’S ON THE FLOOR!
Gina Romano: Lisa Wren and Raylan Brees have been ELIMINATED!
Jake Mercer: We still got Korey Gaines and SKA working as a unit, now attacking Voltage’s Maxwell! And now we got KACZYNSKI getting owned by SEBAS who’s just hammering away at the ribs of KACZYNSKI while trying to lift up and over the top rope! Adam Lucas comes into the fray to help Eliminate KACZYNSKI…they dump him out to the apron but he survives. BUT NOT FOR LONG! A SUPER KICK FROM SHANE GATES SENDS THE MAN KNOWN AS KACZYNSKI CRASHING TO THE ARENA FLOOR!
Gina Romano: KACZYNSKI has been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: LOOK AT THIS…Shaker Jones asking for a fight with Lucas Johnson, now the two battle! Anyone’s match at this point.
Jake Mercer: Shaker is in the face of Lucas who is just standing there fired up until Shaker tries an elbow strike…Lucas counters with an elbow strike of his own to that same elbow! Shaker recoils in pain but Lucas doesn’t relent, kick to the midsection…. Lucas picks him up…. he’s looking to eliminate Lucas…OH WAIT A MINUTE! SKA FROM BEHIND JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND BOTH TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!
Persephone: GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
Deadprez: Double elimination by SKA! This young man is on fire right now. That’s now four eliminations!
Gina Romano: Both Lucas Johnson and Shaker Jones have been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: We are getting down to some real serious business, boys! Just the lucky thirteen left! Khasmin is still here! Jon Kelton, Christian DeMarco….and look at this! SKA and Korey Gaines are swarming over James Ranger now! The two of them work together and get him into the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Look at this though, Shane Gates and Seth Osiris have Khasmin trapped in the corner in a similar situation! Adam Lucas makes the save there, taking down Seth Osiris with a leg sweep! That enables Khasmin enough time to get free, driving his boot right into Shane Gate’s chest! Komatsu Ogawa is… being a good Samaritan??? He’s formed a small alliance, helping Khasmin! He doesn’t care. He just wants to win that 24/7 contract that ensures his future by any means possible!
Persephone: Did I already mention how boring this match is? When does it get interesting!!? Anyway now it’s Ronan Malosi and Khasmin who are locked into a wild battle. Khasmin and Ronan tie up but then break up. Khasmin gesturing to his chin? Does he want Ronan to attack? I don’t know how smart that really is. He does…..RONAN WITH A FOREARM SHOT! I swear I saw a tooth fly out of Khasmin’s mouth! But he is unfazed and responds with a vicious strike of his own! And now Ronan! And now Khasmin! RONAN! KHASMIN! RONAN! KHASMIN! RONAN! KHASMIN! RONAN! KHASMIN! RONAN! THIS MATCH MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME! BUT LOOK! SEE!!?? I CAN CALL A MATCH THAT DOESN’T HAVE MY SEXY REXY IN IT!!
(The crowd cheers as the two men continue to hammer away at each other, both landing forearms to the face in succession, neither man falling down.)
Deadprez: What’s a battle royal without some strong style action going on! The two of them are exchanging blows, toe to toe, face to face! Neither man backing down! KHASMIN LANDS A PAIR OF FOREARMS THAT ROCKS RONAN! HE’S DARING RONAN TO RESPOND! RONAN DOES RESPOND WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM OF HIS OWN! AND THEN A SLAP TO THE FACE! KHASMIN LANDS ANOTHER SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE….RONAN GOES FOR ONE BUT KHASMIN BLOCKS IT….SLAP TO THE FACE….BIG TIME DROPKICK THAT SENDS RONAN DOWN TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Uh-oh, watch out! Out of nowhere, it’s Shane Gates and Seth Osiris grab Khasmin by the tights and are trying to force him over the top rope and out! Shane Gates and Seth Osiris just sent out Khasmin over the top rope!
Gina Romano: Khasmin has been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: SKA WITH A KNEE STRIKE THAT TAKES RONAN BY SURPRISE!! CLOTHESLINE BY SKA ON RONAN AND OVER THE TOP HE GOES!! WOW!! RONAN IS OUT! SHANE GATES AND SETH OSIRIS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY TO AVOID A SIMILAR FATE!!
Gina Romano: Ronan Malosi has been ELIMINATED!
Ronan Malosi: That shit was bogus! You can’t do this! HOT TAKE!!! I’M THE BEST!! I’M GOING TO STARR STAN! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
(A whole host of officials are shown surrounding Ronan preventing him from getting back in the ring, but he’s clearly irate at the moment.)
Persephone: Good! The match just got a little less uglier, if you know what I mean. Look here now, Seth Osiris suddenly has Shane Gates in a precarious position in one corner breaking their brief moment of unity in the ring…..but Shane manages to evade the attack of Osiris and now it’s Shane landing a lot of vicious, shoot kicks right to the chest and midsection of Seth Osiris! Seth is taking a beating right now! SKA tries to attack from behind but Shane takes him down with a brilliant jumping roundhouse kick right to the chest! Christian DeMarco from behind though on the attack as he pulls Shane in by the arms, holding his ribs exposed vicious knee strikes to the abdomen by Christian DeMarco to Shane Gates.
Deadprez: We’ve got Adam Lucas working Korey Gaines trying to grab him up by the legs to put him pick him up over the top rope, but Korey is fighting it. He blocks the attempts by Adam. Now Adam tries a new approach, and instead locks in a sleeper hold on Korey, jumping on his back in an attempt to put him to sleep! Interesting. Gaines is struggling, he’s losing breath and blood flow and he’s taking a knee! He could be on his way out!
Jake Mercer: I don’t like this strategy though! Adam Lucas doesn’t have the power to just pick up Korey Gaines and drag him to the elimination if he can’t-
Deadprez: I’m not going to doubt that young man’s ability after seeing what he’s done so far since debuting. He’s looked impressive early. Let’s not putting anything past him. But Gaines is trying to work himself free.
Persephone: This little bitch boy sure has some fight doesn’t he? He’s backing this guy with the old school mullet back into the corner breaking the hold. Bitch boy, fatigued and reeling, walks right into a discus punch that knocks bitch boy for a loop! But mullet head is not done! Now he sends bitch boy Gaines to the ropes, and a Pop up powerbomb! I took that move once on a waterbed, and it was the best I’ve ever taken.
Deadprez: O-k. SEBAS is getting hit in the corner with some shoot kicks from SKA. SEBAS gets hit with a vicious one that sends him doubling over, SKA picks him up….He’s going for Nähdään taas!;!? The fireman’s carry dropped into a knee lift! NO! SEBAS overpowers SKA and takes him over into a Schrodinger Paradox! SKA is trying to escape but SEBAS transitions into a standing small package and he’s looking to drive the head of SKA into the canvas! Schrodinger Paradox! And now SKA is in trouble…..he’s fallen to the canvas but is picked up by Seth Osiris and Shane Gates, a Showdown and Voltage elitist showing strength in numbers just might work to their favor! Shane lands a vicious kick right to SKA’s face! Seth Osiris follows up with mounted punches to the face, and now he’s standing and putting the boots to the body of SKA! Maxwell is trying to eliminate Komatsu Ogawa as Seth Osiris and Shane Gates prepare to try to take out SKA……Maxwell gets sent reeling into Seth Osiris who bumps into Shane Gates, taking him down!
Jake Mercer: Shane gets up and turns Seth Osiris attention to himself, giving Seth a shove as he gets up! What’s gonna happen here!
Shane Gates: HEY! WATCH IT BITCH OR I’LL CUT YOU!!
Seth Osiris: What hell are you talking about, Shane!!?? It’s any man for himself!
(Shane pushes Seth again as the crowd starts to cheer a bit. Odd))
Shane: You don’t TOUCH me when we’re in a wrestling ring! I’LL MURDER YOU!! You are just as good as dead , if I got anything to say about it! DON’T TOUCH ME!
(Seth, a bit confused and frustrated, pushes Shane back as the two square off face to face.)
Persephone: Nobody’s getting blood on my dress! Someone paid a fortune for me to be wearing it right now! Oh great! They must have not heard me. GUESS I GOTTA PROJECT MY OUTSIDE VOICE NEXT TIME!
Deadprez: Shane and Seth square off in the ring, bulling each other into the ropes, Shane Gates…SEBAS IS BACK! SEBAS FROM BEHIND ON SHANE GATES…HE TURNS GATES AROUND AND A CODEBREAKER BY SEBAS ON SHANE GATES! KOMATSU OGAWA RUSHES IN…..SUPERKICK FOR HIS TROUBLES AND DOWN GOES OGAWA! Seth Osiris from behind turns SEBAS around….Seth misses on the discus lariat as SEBAS makes him pay….REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! Komatsu Ogawa back in the picture trying to scramble to get to his feet but gets cut off by Jon Kelton and gets thrown out! Ogawa holds onto the ropes….but a SHOULDER BLOCK BY CHRISTIAN DEMARCO SENDS OUT THE SERPENT KING TO THE FLOOR!
Gina Romano: Komatsu Ogawa has been ELIMINATED!
Jake Mercer: Just nine competitors left! Who is going to walk away with the contract and an opportunity of a lifetime!? Korey Gaines just made Christian DeMarco do a 360 flip with a running big boot! Korey takes down SEBAS with the same! And another one to ADAM LUCAS THAT SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES! ADAM IS ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION BUT EVERYONE IS BEING TAKEN DOWN WITH RUNNING BIG BOOTS! SEBAS! SHANE GATES! SETH OSIRIS! MAXWELL! SKA TOO!
Deadprez: Look at this though, Jon Kelton manages to put a stop to the streak of Korey Gaines with a spear!! Shane Gates looking for a discus clothesline…Kelton ducks under it….Kelton rises….AND SLAPS THE TASTE RIGHT OUT OF SHANE’S MOUTH!
Jake Mercer: I’m not sure that’s the wisest decision on Kelton’s part! Shane Gates is pissed the fuck off right now! Shane looking for Jon Kelton and starts shouting obscenities at everyone….but look at this! SKA! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO! MAXWELL! EVERYONE STILL IN THE MATCH IS HELPING TO GET RID OF SHANE GATES! THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!! EH, oh well. At least he’s not a Dynasty representative. SHANE GATES IS FINALLY OVER THE ROPES! SHANE GATES IS PUSHED TO THE FLOOR! SHANE GATES IS GONE!
Gina Romano: Shane Gates has been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: Shane is not taking this too lightly. But officials are quick to surround the path he once had to get back into the ring. He finally gives in and stomps up the ramp. We are down to 8 here in this match as 14 have come and gone. Maxwell, Seth Osiris, SEBAS, Korey Gaines, Adam Lucas, Christian DeMarco, Jon Kelton, and SKA! One of them will be leaving here with a life and career-changing opportunity! It’s a chance to guarantee you’ll be an instant overnight star with a chance to get bigger in the future! Adam Lucas is trying to battle with Korey Gaines, both slugging it out!
Persephone: Is it almost over yet!!?? Can’t we move on to the less boring matches?
Deadprez: Not to worry, Seph. This is usually the part of the match where those who are so accustomed to brawling and slugging it out have a distinct advantage over high flyer or technical wrestlers. You’ll see! Adam Lucas is getting the better of the exchange….or SO WE THOUGHT UNTIL KOREY RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER A SHOOTKICK FOLLOWED UP BY AN ENZIGIRI!!! Adam Lucas turns right around into a double SUPERKICK COURTESY OF SKA and SEBAS! Korey Gaines finishes him off with a clothesline sending him up over and out!
Gina Romano: Adam Lucas has been ELIMINATED!
Jake Mercer: SEBAS! HE CAUGHT KOREY BY SURPRISE, ELIMINATING HIM! KOREY IS OUT AND AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET HE REALIZES IT’S OVER!
Gina Romano: Korey Gaines has been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: The numbers are getting thin here! We’re down to six! Jon Kelton not wasting a second of his opportunity going after his next opponent in the form of Maxwell. This match may be getting less chaotic but business is certainly picking up! We’ve only got six fighters left!! Seth Osiris and Christian DeMarco do battle now, but here comes SKA! He starts punching at both men indiscriminately! SEBAS is coming to join in as well, and he begins punching at SKA! All these men are beginning to wear down though. Each has been in it since the beginning and must last until the end to get that elusive 24/7 contract.
Persephone: They are all sweaty, and they all stink right now. YUCK!!!
Jake Mercer: Wow! But SEBAS catches a vicious elbow to the face from SKA before he starts working over both DeMarco and Osiris in the corner again….YES!!!!! BRILLIANCE!!!! JON KELTON THROWS MAXWELL OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR! VOLTAGE IS ALMOST OUT OF THIS THING!!! THANK GOD FOR THAT!!!
Persephone: HEY!!! I RESENT THAT!! I MEAN…NO I DON’T!!! CARRY ON!!!
Gina Romano: Maxwell has been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: The action continues as Seth Osiris muscles his way out of the corner in a blind rage, kicking at everything that moves! SEBAS, SKA, Jon Kelton, and even DeMarco gets those boots! Seth Osiris is like a man possessed!
Jake Mercer: Seth Osiris tries to eliminate SEBAS, but here is Christian DeMarco coming over to join in on the skirmish but he runs into SKA, the two of them exchanging punches! Jon Kelton is watching all of this and trying to get a rest but decides to attack SKA! Kelton has SKA over the top rope! Seth has got SEBAS almost out but now Christian DeMarco trying to send Seth Osiris over, two men are already teetering on the outside…DEMARCO TRYING TO LIFT SETH OSIRIS UP AND OUT TO THE ARENA FLOOR! SETH OSIRIS DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE SKA NARROWLY SAVES HIMSELF FROM DROPPING!
Gina Romano: Seth Osiris has been ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: And just like that we’re down to four! Jon Kelton, SEBAS, SKA and Christian DeMarco! Who will survive!? Every competitor glances back and forth as their eyes travel from one competitor to the next but none of them have made a move yet! Suddenly everyone collectively starts eyeing SEBAS….and SEBAS knows what’s about to go down, we saw this earlier against Shane Gates! They’re all gunning for him, fatigued but defiant, SEBAS holds both hands up ready to fight telling them all to bring it! The heart and guts on display from this young man is amazing!
Persephone: He’s a goner! Having guts won’t be enough! He’s mince meat! Looks like we’re going to find out as Christian DeMarco moves in first, SEBAS moves away but comes back now with a huge forearm blow. SKA goes for a strike but misses! SEBAS nails a perfect standing dropkick! SEBAS is on fire as he dodges an elbow from Jon Kelton and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex! This man is on fire as he gets to his feet, he knows that his time is close!
Jake Mercer: He has to put them away! SEBAS pulls up SKA by the hair, a vicious chest chop that drives SKA into the ropes, trying to get him over! Christian DeMarco is up and….so much for alliances, he comes to give SEBAS a hand! How about that! They’re both looking to eliminate SKA!!!
Deadprez: What a break this might be. This really could come down to two rookies! Who would’ve thought that at the beginning!!?? Christian DeMarco is pushing with all he’s worth, as is SEBAS, who’s trying to save himself from elimination, SKA has a frenzied grip on those ropes…he’s got SEBAS by his tights….pulling him over! That’s smart thinking, I think, but SEBAS is holding on…now Christian DeMarco is trying to eliminate both men…SEBAS doesn’t have a good grip on the ropes….HE SLIPS TO THE FLOOR, HIS BACK SMACKING AGAINST THE APRON BEFORE HE FALLS HELPLESSLY TO THE FLOOR!
Gina Romano: SEBAS has been ELIMINATED!
Persephone: Take a hike dweeb! You were Voltage’s last hope and you failed MISERABLY! I’m not going to be on this brand this time next season unless my SEXY REXY IS ON IT!
Deadprez: Christian DeMarco and SKA are battling as SKA manages to pull himself up and back into the match….here comes JON KELTON, BUT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO BACKDROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! IT’S ALL OVER FOR THAT GUY!
Jake Mercer: NO! IT’S NOT!! LOOK!! THE AGILITY ON DISPLAY! KELTON IS STILL ALIVE! HE MANAGED TO LAND FEET FIRST ON THE APRON, HE JUMPS OFF THE ROPES…SPRINGBOARD DDT TO SKA! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO SEES SKA FALL BACK AND LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. SINGLE LEG…LIFTING UP….HE’S GOING FOR THE KILL! JON KELTON COMES TO HELP-WAIT A MINUTE! KELTON JUST SENT DEMARCO OVER THE TOP!! THERE GOES SKA AS WELL!!! TWO MEN ELIMINATED!!?? DID KELTON WIN!!??
Gina Romano: Christian DeMarco has been ELIMINATED.
Deadprez: NO!! NO! SKA! HE’S STILL ALIVE!! KELTON IS ON HIS KNEES!! The crowd starts to get loud, I think a lot more of them are trying to tell Jon Kelton that he hasn’t won yet! But Kelton is thinking that he did! Kelton is back to his feet! He sees SKA holding on! SKA PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP AND IN-NO!!….KELTON DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP SKA OUTSIDE THE ROPES ON THE APRON! SLINGSHOT SPEAR BY SKA AS KELTON WAS GOING FOR THE BIG BOOT!!
Persephone: Boring! These two aren’t doing it for me. Sorry not sorry. I should be going to celebrate with my Sexy Rexy after his big win!! Did you all get to see him make that blonde bimbo go to sleep!!?? He can do that to me any night in a bedroom when our passions are flowing. I just love that rough stuff! Can’t you just imagine!!??
Jake Mercer: SKA IS BACK IN AND HE’S GOING TO TRY TO DUMP KELTON OUT TO THE FLOOR!? SKA SETTING KELTON UP TO BE TOSSED, FINNISH SUPLEX! ITS OVER!
Deadprez: No he’s not! Kelton landed on his feet! Kelton is still alive! KELTON PULLS SKA IN FROM BEHIND! KELTON LANDS A FOREARM….HE STEPS BACK AND LANDS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! EGO TRIP! NO!! SKA WITH A DETONATOR DROPKICK THAT SENDS KELTON REELING BACK TO THE ROPES!! NAHDAAN TAAS! A MODIFIED ONE!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY BY SKA BUT HE’S TRYING TO GET KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD!! BUT THE MOMENTUM OF KELTON IS TAKING THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH ARE NOW ON THE OUTSIDE ON THE ARPON!! KELTON KICKS SKA’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! SKA DANGLING!! BUT SKA IS TRYING TO FIND HIS FOOTING! NO!!! SUPERKICK BY KELTON TO SKA AND THAT DROPS SKA TO THE FLOOR! IT’S OVER!! IT’S OVER!! OVER!! HE GOT HIM!! HE GOT HIM!! HE GOT HIM!!
Gina Romano: SKA has been ELIMINATED!!
(DING DING DING!!!)
(‘Last Strike’ by Polo G plays as Jon Kelton re-enters the ring and collapses against the ropes, breathing a sigh of relief as a referee enters the ring to give him the 24/7 Contract briefcase.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the 2020 24/7 Battle Royal………..JON!!!!!! KELTON!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: And what a battle royal it was! Jon Kelton, what can you say, the man was a presence the whole match. He came out all business from the beginning, never really falling into too many bad spots, avoiding all the extra curricular activities and focused on the basics. He smartly rested when needed and eliminated people when the opportunity was there! He was arguably the most tired in the remaining four or so competitors, but he used that energy with what has to be considered his biggest career win since coming back a little over a month ago! He’s bringing the prize home to Dynasty for now and has an extremely good chance of wearing gold very soon.
Jake Mercer: It’s truly incredible. A career launcher to be sure, or rather in Kelton’s case re-launcher. SKA almost had it but in the end Kelton made all the right decisions to be walking out as the winner and new 24/7 Contract holder. Twenty three people entered the fray and now only one remains…. And he’s your winner….Jon Kelton!
(The last shot shows Jon Kelton leaving through the ropes, where he pauses out front on the floor. He holds the briefcase up as the fans cheer for Kelton’s victory as the scene shifts elsewhere.)
(The cameras transition to a backstage locker room. Behind the closed door is EAW interviewer Kathy Kush wearing her best attire with a microphone in hand. Kathy pauses for a second as she focuses on the grunting, panting, and slapping noises coming from the other side. )
???: Is that all you got? (slap slap) Huh?? HUH?! MOOOORE!
(Kathy’s jaw drops open but decides to muster up the courage to enter. She swings open the door and the camera immediately focuses on her face as her expression of shock turns into one of confusion. The camera shows Sienna Jade sitting on Impact’s back as he does push-ups on the floor.)
Sienna Jade: COME ON! 10 MORE! (Sienna turns around and gives Impact’s big fat booty a nice slap.)
Kathy Kush: Am I interrupting something?–
(Sienna is startled as she looks up and immediately gets off of Impact as she raises her eyebrows.)
Sienna Jade: HEY, intruder much! Do you not know how to knock??? Are you even employed here?! Let me see your badge!
(Kathy furrows her brow as she stares at Sienna.)
Kathy Kush: Are you serious? Sienna, we’ve worked here together for years.
(Sienna extends her palm out as Kathy rolls her eyes and takes a laminated badge out of her back pocket to show it to Sienna. Sienna analyses the plastic card and glances over Kathy up and down to make sure the image matches the person in front of her. Sienna then throws the badge back at Kathy.)
Sienna Jade: Did you really have to facetune your badge picture? You’re almost unrecognizable.
Kathy Kush: Calm down, Karen Jade! I just wanted to get a few words from you and Impact before your big two matches tonight. Anything you’d like to say?
(Impact stands up and lightly brushes down his chest.)
Impact: I think we’ve said enough this week. I’m going into my match focused and ready to pull in that W. My opponents are nothing to me. They hold no significance in my life. I could give less of a damn of the damage and pain that will be inflicted upon their bodies tonight. I have no mercy for any of them. Don’t give a fuck about Teanna Trump, ex-wrestler turn gay pornstar Chris Elite, or Kurt Cobain post suicide look-alike Cage. I’m going to win and I know Sienna will do the same.
Sienna Jade: Aww, baby! See, Kathy, this is what a REAL HEALTHY relationship looks like! Impact isn’t putting me down, treating me like a dog, or undermining my intelligence. He believes in me and my ability to catch my first reign as the National Elite Champion. Like any other couple, we’ve been through a lot! But at least I can say that he didn’t force me to take interest in him. Can my opponent tonight say the same thing? No! Tonight, I’m going to walk into Pain for Pride the ultimate underdog. Everyone expects Kassidy Heart to beat me and leave me for dead. Everyone thinks that somehow Kassidy is going to retain her title. God, they couldn’t be any more wrong. I can’t wait to put that bitch in her place along with her shit for brains followers.
Kathy Kush: But what about the Jaded Hearts? Does that mean anything to you?
Sienna Jade: it didn’t mean anything to Kassidy when she WILLINGLY teamed up with the lice-infested Serena Bennett at Gateway to Glory. Why should it matter now? Jaded Hearts reunion is indefinitely postponed. Sorry, not sorry. Now if you excuse us…we have more cardio to work on.
(Sienna points towards the door for Kathy to exit. Kathy does as requested and Sienna slams the door behind her. The camera then fades to black.)
(Camera opens to Stephie Love in the ring with a microphone in hand, looking flawless as ever.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS A FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!!!
(The tron lights up with the match graphic.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Philadelphia’s very own…THE ROOTS!
(The camera cuts to the top of the stage where The Roots, along with a full orchestral ensemble, are set up on stage for their live Pain for Pride performance. The camera gets close-up shots of lead singer, Black Thought, and the drummer, Questlove, as the full band begins to play their song “It Ain’t Fair” ft. Bilal.)
(The orchestra plays an intro leading into Bilal’s vocals. He sings through the first verse which is followed by Black Thought. As Black Thought begins to rap, red and blue strobe lights begin flashing around the arena, akin to police lights.)
🎵 Everyday I wear a mask like an umpire
Yes, a nigga gotta laugh to keep from crying
Tonight another friend passed on the young side
It’s bad ’cause a good friend’s hard to come by
Justice is never color blind, never gun shy
The one crime, you may never see the sun shine
We know of one times, giving you the finger
Round hearing me, fuck you, it’s not the number one sign 🎶
🎵 I hear they turning downtown to the front line
It’s something like the same place but it ain’t safe
They took it from the human race to a tank chase
The Devil feeding off hate so he gain weight
There’s tainted waters in the well, so we can’t taste
People dazed and amazed though it ain’t grace
Impossible to co-exist in the same space
Enter the black saint with the war paint face 🎶
(The emotional performance continues. As the band continues to play throughout the entire song, the titantron above the stage begins to show the names and pictures of some members of the Black community murdered by police officers in the United States:
George Floyd.
Breona Taylor.
Atatiana Jefferson.
Aura Rosser.
Stephon Clark.
Bothan Jean.
Philandro Castille.
Alton Sterling.
Freddie Gray.
Tanisha Fonville.
Eric Garner.
Tamir Rice.
Michael Brown.
Tanisha Anderson.
(As the last name and picture is displayed on the titantron, The Roots finish their song and the audience bursts into a round of applause. The camera pans across the stage so that the audience is able to see the entire band clearly.)
Stew-O: :wow: I’m speechless.
Flannery McCoy: :mjcry: What a touching tribute here from The Roots tonight.
Jake Mercer: Must we politicize EVERYTHING?! :ohlawd:
(As the applause dies down, Quest Love breaks out into a short drum solo with turns into the familiar drum beat at the beginning of “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi. The crowd erupts into cheers again, knowing that the drum pattern signals Serena Bennett’s entrance to the ring. The drums are followed with the orchestra’s trumpets and other wind instruments from the orchestral ensemble.)
Black Thought: EAW Universe please join me in welcoming KIIIIIID CUUUUUUDDDDIIIIIII!
(The audience continues to cheer as Kid Cudi skips out onto the stage, gives Black Thought some dap before he starts humming into a microphone. He encourages the audience in attendance to sing along with him by holding the microphone out as the first chorus begins. He brings the microphone back to his mouth for the first verse, Black Thought throwing in ad-libs sporadically as the band and the orchestra play through the song.)
🎵 Tonight is electrical
I done told y’all, this the cinema
I am on my Kubrick horn
Like a Spielberg Close Encounter form
Feelin’ awesome to be Black, and I’m murkin’ all competition
Makin’ what I want and that’s a flex
Can’t do what you want, now ain’t that a bitch?
Slow up for no one when the show come
Magical feel in my palms
Rhythm go dumb with them hums
Mhmm, mhmm, mmmhmmmm 🎶
(As Kid Cudi starts up on the second chorus of “Surfin’,” the crowd erupts into a series of cheers as Serena Bennett rushes out onto the stage wearing a custom black Temple University football jersey. She poses at the top of the stage and looks out into the crowd at Lincoln Financial Field, soaking it all in as she smirks and nods along to the music. She stands completely still as she looks around, then suddenly turns and starts to dance along with Kid Cudi as he continues his performance with The Roots.)
Stew-O: Nothing but love here for Serena Bennett tonight as she looks to keep her Pain for Pride record clean, hoping for another win tonight despite the odds being stacked against her in this Dream Fatal-4-Way!
(Serena dances her way over to Black Thought and gives him a quick hug, then blows Questlove a kiss as he continues drumming. As she begins to proceed down the ramp, she turns her back to the ring to show off the back of her jersey which reads “BLACK LIVES MATTER” above the number “20”. The camera focuses on the message before Serena turns back around with a wide smile on her face as she continues her descent down the ramp, waving to and cheering with fans along the way.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making her way to the ring from Compton, California, weighing in at 114 pounds… SEERRRREEENNNNAAAA BBBEEENNNNNEEETTTTTTT!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: She’s the smallest competitor in this match with the least amount of wrestling experience compared to the three Hall-of-Famers she’ll be sharing the ring with tonight, but it’s clear that hasn’t stopped her from preparing to give this match her all in hopes to secure the victory tonight.
Jake Mercer: A victory? For Serena Bennett?! Nah, Flan, after what happened at last year’s Pain for Pride event, I doubt Serena has it in her to pull off a win. All the preparations in the world haven’t been enough to get her back to where she was after such a terrible season. It’s clear that being cashed-in on after her world title matchup last year took a toll on Serena.
Flannery McCoy: Well, she hasn’t showed us any signs of slowing down just yet, despite Sienna Jade and Impact attempting to keep Serena down since her return to EAW in March.
Stew-O: She’s a spirited woman, Jake, and that’s been more than enough to keep her fighting after all this time. I can’t imagine that tonight will be any different.
(Upon entry to the ring, Serena hops on a turnbuckle corner and gestures towards the top of the stage while Kid Cudi and The Roots finish up their performance. As the music dies down she begins to applaud from the top turnbuckle, the audience in attendance following her lead. She hops down from the turnbuckle and removes her TempleU jersey, carefully handing it to a stagehand before positioning herself in a turnbuckle corner, leaning against the ropes as she waits for the match to begin.)
(‘Surfin’ fades out and is replaced by ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana causing the crowd to go nuts. The lights flicker, and almost like stepping into an asylum, Cage walks out with his fists balled wearing a tattered denim vest that has “CAGE” spray painted down the back of it in orange. He takes a moment, snarling at Serena as he sees her in the ring. He cracks his neck to the side and begins a march down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing next, making his way to the ring from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds… he is Explicit Content… EAW Hall of Famer… THIS… IS… CAGE!!!!
Stew-O: A multi time champion who has earned his place amongst the greats all his own! Never one to conform to what’s expected, Cage is a man who craves his own path into this industry, often leaving a trail of blood behind him.
Jake Mercer: Cage is a scary guy he’s only going to pull off so much here isn’t he? He’s been out of his depth a few time in the past when the pressure has been turned up. Is tonight expected to be any different?
Flannery McCoy: You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about, Jake. Cage has battled through worse odds than just about anybody. Don’t forget that this is the man who started a 40 man Grand Rampage and was inches from winning the whole thing. If I’m putting my money in anyone in the chaotic nature of a multi-person match based on just that… it has to be Cage.
(Cage rolls into the ring, looking pissed off and ready to fight. He hops into a corner, putting his fists up briefly before dropping down to the mat, tearing his vest off himself and tossing it to the outside as he paces in his corner.)
(The lights go out in the arena as the titan tron shows an overweight Caucasian male with Cheetos in his neck beard and on his “I love Impact” shirt, in what appears to be a basement. The fat man is typing angrily, the camera shows what he is typing)
“I cannot fricking believe EAW let that man Chris Elite into the Hall of Fame I mean what is wrong with them? How dare they let him in the same breath as Jamie O’Hara, Impact, Mr.DEDEDE and all those other names I mean even TLA is more respected then him, all he does is call people bozos and references things I don’t understand I cannot wait for the White Mamba and the culture of EAW Impact to win ton-“
(The overweight Caucasian then hears a noise turns to his side and sees this)
(The dick eating proof vest reads “BVU” as they all tackle the overweight Caucasian man onto the ground the members of BVU remove their masks and of course it’s none other than the members of Bozo Victims Unit)
Detective Biggums: FREEZE MUTHAFUCKA, UNCLENCH THE DICK BEFORE I PUT A HOLE IN YA LARGE ASS!
Detective Ty: YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID BOZO UNCLENCH IT NOW!
Overweight Man: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? I HAVE NO DICK IN MY MOUTH!
Detective Asson: Well it sure does smell like it.
Overweight Man: That’s just my Cheetos and my new code red Mountain Dew!
(A handsome man so handsome that it blinds the camera steps into the scene and of course it’s none other than Detective SKabler)
Detective SKabler: And dick, mine to be exact I can smell dick eating from a mile away, hear it with the loudest of headphones. Fuck you and Ya favorite elitist in Impact and the other two dick eaters in my match. Dick Eating is a heinous crime and you are a preview of what’s going to happen to the other three at Pain for Pride.
(The BVU start punching and beating the shit out of the man while Detective SKabler walks off as the lights comeback in the arena and a spotlight is on the top of the entrance ramp as “Invincible” by Pop smoke hits.)
“I SAID I FEEL INVINCIBLE HOLD ON”
(A large group of large men and nerds alike appear all wearing “I hate Chris Elite” shirts)
“THERES A HUNNIT DICK EATERS IN THE SPOT I’M WALKIN THRU EM”
(Chris Elite finally appears wearing a dick eating proof vest that reads “Mr. Hall of Fame” excited, yet focused on the ring Chris walks past all of his haters as a bunch of papers drop from the ceiling.)
Stephie Love: Introducing next, making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds… a member of the 2020 Hall of Fame class… Gawd Given Greatness… CCCHHHRRRRRIIIISSSS EEEELLLLLLIIIITTTTTEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Are these citations for dick eating falling from the ceiling?!?
Flannery McCoy: Well if anyone deserves one after this weekend it’s you :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: Please you wish you was sucking some corona right of Cage’s dick right now.
Stew-O: Fuck can y’all keep it calm for like one minute? Chris Elite has just entered the Hall of Fame and is looking to make a statement tonight. He’s had moment with everyone in this match over the past year. And he’s looking to prove his dominance over all of them.
(Chris Elite then stops at the bottom of the ramp and does the signature Pop Smoke dance as fireworks go off and he still has his eyes set on Cage and Serena before running forward and sliding into the ring to pose in his corner.)
(‘Invincible’ is replaced by ‘I Gave you Power’ by Nas as Impact makes his way out onto the stage. He takes a short glance around himself at the arena, surveying his surroundings as the apex predator that he is. He then sets his sights on the three inside the ring, making his way down at his own casual pace.)
Stephie Love: And finally, making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… The Most Watched Champion In EAW History… EAW Hall of Famer… the man known as… IIIMMMMPPPAACCTTTT!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ladies and gentlemen… WELCOME TO THE IMPACT ZONE!! The man himself is here tonight! The nine time world champion! The multi time hall of Famer! The Quintessential Champion himself… if I’m picking anyone in this match, it’s Impact!
Flannery McCoy: Impact also not a stranger to any of his competitors in this contest, having had dealings with each of them in the past. I think it’s safe to say there will be some vendettas and grudges carried out here tonight!
Stew-O: I have to agree, and I have seen this man perform for years and years now. I have to say, there’s very few animals like Impact when Pain for Pride comes around. Anytime he is in that ring, we are witnessing greatness.
(Impact steps up the steel stairs and along the ropes, watching Cage, Serena, and Chris with unblinking eyes as he climbs through the ropes. He doesn’t even bother posing, rather telling the referee to go call for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And finally this match is underway! Four amazing talents, all former world champions, and all looking to prove once and for all who is dominant amongst them! AND SERENA BENNET FIRES FIRST OUT THE GATE AS SHE DASHES IN FOR A SHOTGUN DROPKICK RIGHT TO IMPACT’S CHEST! IMPACT DODGES! BUT HE GETS CAUGHT FROM BEHIND BY CAGE WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FOR HIS TROUBLES! CAGE WAILING ON IMPACT’S HEAD AND TRYING TO BEAT DOWN THE MULTI-TIME HALL OF FAMER! BUT SERENA SLIPPED OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND TOP ROPES WHEN SHE MISSED THAT DROPKICK AND NOW SHE SPRINGBOARDS OVER AND TAKES CAGE DOWN WITH A BLOCKBUSTER! SHE TURNS BACK— BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!
Stew-O: BUT SERENA DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE DROPS TO THE MAT! SHE HAS THE ROLL UP ON CHRIS ELITE!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: Barely a one count there as Gawd Given Greatness kicks out! Both competitors quick back to their feet and Serena goes for the lockup! Oh but Chris manages to slip through and grab her in a rear waist lock! Now who wouldn’t wanna have Serena by the rest?
Flannery McCoy: :skip: you not Gavin Kirkland. Chris Elite looking to hit maybe a German suplex here! BUT CAGE IS BACK IN IT! CAGE WITH HIS ARMS AROUND ELITE FROM BEHIND! CAGE THROWS CHRIS ELITE BACK WHO STILL HAS SERENA IN HIS OWN ARMS! CAGE WITH A DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! THIS MATCH HAS BARELY STARTED! Cage now standing back up! He grabs Elite by the arm and drags him over, looking to apply some kind of nasty submission as he begins to bend his arm backwards at the shoulder! Elite feeling the pain and— IMPACT COMING IN WITH THE RUNNING BULLDOG THAT PLANTS CAGE FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! You knew it wouldn’t be long until Impact was back in the fray! Impact grabs Cage now by the head and drags him up! Cage is throwing hands but Impact now driving vertical elbows down into the top of Cage’s head! And now Chris! Chris tried to grab Impact from behind and apply a sleeper hold! BUT IMPACT REACHES BACK AND FLIPS CHRIS ELITE OVER HIS SHOULDER AND ONTO THE MAT! IMPACT STOMPING THE GAWD CONTRACT HOLDER!! BUT SERENA BENNETT NOW WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE AND SHE MANAGES TO STUMBLE THE MAN SHE’S BEEN AT WAR WITH MORE THAN A FEW TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR!
Stew-O: Serena stomps the back of that knee again and gets Impact down to one leg! Now throwing those roundhouse kicks at him! Landing shot after shot! Serena trying to take a toll on the record holding champion and— OH SHIT! IMPACT JUST CAUGHT ONE OF THOSE KICKS! HE YANKS SERENA IN AND HOISTS HER UP EFFORTLESSLY INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! IMPACT RUNS FORWARD AND THROWS SERENA LIKE A RAG DOLL WITH A BUCKLE BOMB! SERENA’S HEAD SNAPS BACK ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND SHE COULD BE OUT COLD! IMPACT RUNNING WILD AS HE— CAGE TURNS IMPACT INSIDE OUT WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT! Anymore whiplash on that and it would’ve been a Murder.Death.Kill. without the wrist lock! Impact is down and Cage makes the pin fall!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
T—
Stew-O: But Impact powering out! Cage has a powerful lariat but without that wrist lock he doesn’t get near the full effect! Impact shaking his head clear after getting rocked! Cage looking to hit something else here— BUT A ROLLUP NOW FROM CHRIS ELITE! HE HAS THE TIGHTS!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
T—
Flannery McCoy: Nowhere close! Not one person in this match is going to be pinned without a serious fight! Elite looking to set something up but Cage gets to his feet just as quick! Both men exchanging blows now! Cage! Elite! Cage! Elite! Cage! Elite! Back and forth non stop! Impact looking to set his sights on them again— BUT SERENA BENNETT LEAPING OFF THOSE TURNBUCKLES WHERE IMPACT LEFT HER AND HITS A DIVING METEORA TO THE BACK OF IMPACT AND DRIVES HIM TO THE CANVAS! IMPACT COVERING UP AS SERENA DROPS SHOT AFTER SHOT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND DRIVING ELBOWS ALL AROUND HIS UPPER SPINE! BUT LOOK! CAGE HAS CHRIS ELITE UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION NOW! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN! HE GOES TO DRIVE CHRIS INTO THE GROUND—
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD! I HAVEN’T SEEN A MOVE THAT FLAWLESS SINCE I WATCHED SENNTO MUERTE CHALLENGE ECLIPSE ADELHARD FOR THE PRISON PEDO COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP BACK IN—
Flannery McCoy: NO ONE CARES JAKE! CHRIS ELITE JUST COUNTERED THE POWERBOMB WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEADSCISSORS AND SENT CAGE DIRECTLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES FACE FIRST! SERENA IS STILL POUNDING AWAY AT THE NINE TIME WORLD CHAMPION IMPACT! SHE FIRES SHOT AFTER SHOT BUT SHE NEEDS TO LOOK OUT BECAUSE— WHO SHOT YA!! SERENA WAS DOWN AND BEATING ON IMPACT! IN PERFECT POSITION FOR THE PENALTY KICK FROM THE BRAND NEW HALL OF FAMER! CHRIS ELITE HAS HIS PICK OF TARGETS NOW AS ALL THREE OF HIS OPPONENTS ARE DOWN! Elite now grabbing Serena by the hair, pulling her to ropes near the far side of the ring! He grabs her from behind into a rear waist lock just like before! German suplex! It connects but Elite doesn’t release! He rolls backwards over Serena! Scooping her onto his shoulders! Pulling her head down for the One Winged Angel! LONG! KISS! GOODNIGHT!
Stew-O: BUT SERENA ROLLS FORWARD THROUGH FOR A SMALL CRADLE VARIATION! SHE HAS THE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Flannery McCoy: Whoa! Chris Elite was kicking to get himself out but Cage managed to still get there and break up the count! He knocks Serena over to the side and now has Chris Elite— WHOA CAGE JUST HOISTED CHRIS ELITE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER AND LAUNCHED HIM LIKE A LAWN DART TO THE OUTSIDE! ELITE JUST CRASHED FLAT ONTO THE STEEL BASE OF THE RAMPWAY! HE MAY BE OUT COLD! THIS MAY JUST BE A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH NOW! Cage not wasting any time either! Serena tried to rush in but Cage catches her square with a boot to the face! Serena rolls out to the apron now and Impact and Cage are the only ones left in the ring! Impact climbing his way to his feet, stumbled by all the shots to the head he’s taken so far! Cage stands at the ready, yelling at Impact to bring the fight to him! Impact now up on both feet and steadied! Cage moves in! AND THE FISTS ARE FLYING! CAGE WITH A JAB TO IMPACT’S JAW! IMPACT LANDING A CROSS TO THE CHEEK BONE! CAGE WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE STERNUM! IMPACT WITH BACKFIST TO THE TEMPLE! CAGE SWINGING A BIG RIGHT HOOK— BUT IMPACT DUCKS UNDER! IMPACT GRABBING CAGE BY THE ARM AND WHIPPING HIM INTO THE CORNER! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY RUNNING ONLY A STEP BEHIND! MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER NEARLY TAKES CAGE’S HEAD OFF! IMPACT HAS HIM BY THE HEAD NOW! TAKING OFF! RUNNING BULLDOG!
Stew-O: NO! CAGE SHOVES IMPACT AWAY AND SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE MAT! CAGE RUNS IN FROM BEHIND! BIG KNEE FROM CAGE! OH BUT IMPACT FELT IT COMING AND ROLLS OVER TO THE SIDE OUT OF THE WAY! CAGE IS OFF BALANCE FROM THAT KNEE AND IMPACT POPS UP BEHIND HIM! IMPACT GRABS HIM BY THE HIPS! BIG BACK BODY DROP SENDS CAGE DOWN TO THE CANVAS HARD! IMPACT STAYING ON HIM THOUGH! AND NOW IMPACT DRIVING SEVERAL STIFF BOOTS INTO THE FACE OF CAGE! IMPACT NOW GRABBING CAGE BY THE LEG AND DRAGGING HIM TO THE CENTER! IMPACT TYING HIM UP! CAGE FIGHTING! FLAILING HIS LEGS AND TRYING TO SWING UP WITH SOME HAYMAKER PUNCHES BUT TO NO AVAIL! IMPACT JUST HAS TO TURN HIM OVER… WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN!! THAT LION TAMER IS SUNK IN DEEP! CAGE IS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN NOW AS HIS BACK IS BEING TWISTED LIKE A PRETZEL IN THIS INFAMOUS HOLD! IMPACT ARCHING CAGE AND TRYING TO FORCE THE SUBMISSION! CAGE GRABBING AT THE CANVAS! SCRATCHING! DIGGING FOR HIS ESCAPE FROM IMPACT’S CLUTCHES BUT NOT GETTING ANYWHERE! IMPACT STAYING CENTERED AND KEEPING CAGE IN PLACE! CAGE NOW PRESSING UP! PUSHING UP AND LIFTING HIS UPPER BODY! TRYING TO WALK HIMSELF TO AN ESCAPE! HIS GETTING CLOSER! INCH BY INCH WITH EVERY MOVE OF HIS ARMS! CAGE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING DOWN DEEP TO KEEP HIMSELF GOING!! HE MAY BE STARTING TO FADE!! CAGE WILL
NEVER WILLINGLY GIVE IN! TRYING TO FORCE HIMSELF FORWARD! CAN’T BE MUCH LEFT—
Jake Mercer: SERENA FLYING IN FROM BEHIND!! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE SPINE OF IMPACT! IMPACT RELEASES THE HOLD AND GOES FALLING FORWARD AND OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND BOTTOM ROPES! HE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR! HE’S ALREADY GETTING UP AND LOOKS PISSED! BUT SERENA IS ALREADY RUNNING THE ROPES! FLY OR DIE! THE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE SENDS HER STRAIGHT INTO IMPACT AND TAKING HIM TO THE FLOOR! THESE TWO GOING FOR IT NOW! SERENA TAKES IMPACT DOWN! SHE STANDS TO HER FEET AS THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS! SERENA HYPING THEM UP NOW AS SHES FEELING THE MOMENTUM!
Stew-O: Hey look! Cage just rolled out of the ring to the far side! Can we get a camera over there or—
**CRACK**
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE WITH A BASEBALL BAT RIGHT TO SERENA’S SKULL! ELITE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF SERENA WITH THAT BAT NOW! SERENA TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT THAT FIRST SHOT TO THE HEAD STUNNED HER!
Jake Mercer: SHE CAN’T AFFORD THAT HAIRLINE RECEDING ANYMORE THAN IT HAS!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS KEEPS SWINGING AND SERENA IS DOWN! ELITE TURNS HIS HEAD NOW AND SEE IMPACT STARTING TO GET BACK UP! CHRIS MOVES OVER AND RAISES UP THE BAT! AND HE CRACKS IT DOWN HARD INTO THE SPINE OF IMPACT! IMPACT DROPPING TO HIS KNEES AND GRIMACING IN PAIN! BUT THIS MAN DOES NOT HAVE HIS REPUTATION FOR STAYING DOWN! IMPACT ALREADY TRYING TO PRESS UP TO HIS FEET AGAIN!! CHRIS LINING UP FOR THE HOME RUN SWING THOUGH! IMPACT TO HIS FEET! AND ELITE SWINGS THE BAT FULL FORCE AT HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT DUCKED AND THE BAT SNAPS IN HALF ON THE RING POST! THAT CONTACT LOOKS LIKE IT SENT SHOCK WAVES THROUGH CHRIS’S ENTIRE BODY! Elite drops the bat handle and tries to shake the shockwaves out of his arms! He turns back around— EVISCERATION!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE MANAGED TO SHOVE IMPACT OFF OF HIM BEFORE HE COULD BE BROUGHT INTO THE DOUBLE KNEE FACE BUSTER! IMPACT HITS THE FLOOR BUT IS BACK UP! HE TRIES TO GRAB CHRIS BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDERNEATH! ELITE THEN FLIPS HIMSELF BACK! HEAD SHOT PELE KICK!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT BLOCKS THE KICK
BY PUTTING HIS FOREARMS UP! ELITE LANDS ON HIS STOMACH AND IMPACT IS NOT GONNA GIVE HIM THE TIME TO RECOVER! IMPACT GRABBING CHRIS UNDER THE SHOULDERS! FULL NELSON HOLD! AND HE SWEEPS THE LEG FORWARD AFTER GETTING CHRIS TO HIS FEET! THE HAIL MARY! FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER! CHRIS’S SKULL SMACKS HARD ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! AND IMPACT NOW PULLING HIM UP AND HURLING HIM INSIDE THE RING! IMPACT SLIDING IN BEHIND HIM AND GOING FOR THE QUICK COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Elite powered out at two but that may have been instinct! I don’t think he knows much where he is after his head cracked the floor like that! Impact looks around and doesn’t see anyone around! He grabs Chris and pulls him in, backing them both up to the corner! WAIT! NO! NOT THIS! IMPACT PULLING HIMSELF UP THE ROPES! KEEPING ELITE’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! IMPACT UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW! HE DEADLIFTS CHRIS ELITE UP INTO PILEDRIVER POSITION! LOOKING FOR GUNSMOKE! THIS COULD KILL CHRIS!! HOLY SHIT!
Stew-O: SERENA JUST CAME IN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND TOOK IMPACT OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A HURRICANRANA! IMPACT LANDS HARD ON HIS BACK AS CHRIS ELITE TUMBLES DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SERENA HAS BEEN A THORN IN IMPACT’S SIDE THIS WHOLE CONTEST!! AND SHE IS LOOKING TO FINISH THINGS OFF NOW! SHE FLIES OVER ON TOP OF IMPACT! THE NINE TIME WORLD CHAMPION IN SUBMISSION DANGER OF HIS OWN NOW! SERENA TYING HER ARMS AROUND HIM! TRAP QUEEN! THE ANACONDA VICE BEING APPLIED! IMPACT FEELS THE HOLD BEING SUNK IN AND TRIES TO SCRAMBLE! IMPACT PULLING HIMSELF TO THE CORNER BUT SERENA TRAPS ONE OF HIS ARMS AND HAS THE HOLD APPLIED FIRM! IMPACT ONLY HAS SO LONG BEFORE THE BLOOD DEPRIVATION SHUTS OFF HIS BRAIN WITH HIS CAROTID ARTERIES CLOSED OFF IN THIS HOLD! IMPACT DRAGGING! USING HIS ONE FREE ARM TO GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN PULLING HIMSELF AND SWINGING WILDLY! BUT IMPACT’S FACE IS TURNING BRIGHT RED ALREADY!! HE CAN’T— wait… what’s he…
Serena Bennett (off-mic): FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST ROLLED OVER WITH A SHARD FROM THAT BROKEN BAT AND DROVE IT RIGHT INTO SERENA’S THIGH!
Stew-O: BENNETT RELEASES THE HOLD FROM SHEER SEARING PAIN! ROLLING AWAY SHE GRABS THE SHARD AND YANKS IT OUT OF HER LEG, TRYING TO STOP THE PAIN AND THE BLEEDING! But she’s trapped in there with Impact, a shark in this industry, and a shark who now smells blood… The nine time world champion standing over Serena as a twisted grin forms— IMPACT STOMPING THAT BLEEDING LEG NOW!! TRYING TO DESTROY SERENA’S HIGH SPEED OFFENSE! ABSOLUTELY MAIMING THAT LEG! HE DRIVES HIS BOOT DOWN INTO THE WOUND AND GRABS HER FOOT! BENDING HER LEG AGAINST THE PAIN! SERENA SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN WITH NOWHERE TO GO! IMPACT HAS NEVER HELD BACK FROM DESTROYING HIS OPPONENTS TO GET THE WIN AND IT SEEMS TONIGHT IS NO DIFFERENT! SERENA’S VERY CAREER COULD BE IN DANGER HERE LET ALONE THIS ONE MATCH!! IMPACT IS DEAD SET ON TEARING HER APART WHILE HE HAS THE CHANCE! IMPACT PULLING HER UP BY THAT LEG! GRINDING HIS ELBOW INTO THE WOUND AS THE BLOOD RUNS DOWN HER LEG AND BEGINS TO COVER BENNETT! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS IMPACT ROLLS HER OVER AND MIGHT BE LOOKING ONCE MORE FOR THE LIONTAMER! HE HAS THE WALLS! HE HAS IT—
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH! BIG BHRIS IS BACK!! HE JUST PLANTED THAT SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF IMPACT! THE MULTI TIME HALL OF FAMER KNOCKED COLD BY THE FIRST TIME HALL OF FAMER! SERENA BENNETT CLAWING HERSELF AWAY! NEARLY IN TEARS FROM THE PAIN AS HER LEG HAS BEEN MASSACRED! SERENA FALLS OFF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS ELITE CRAWLS ACROSS THE CHEST OF IMPACT FOR THE COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT JUST GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Chris caught him off guard and I have to think if he’d hooked the leg he might have scored the win there! Impact groaning as he tries to pull himself up from the mat again! Serena Bennett has dragged herself over to the timekeeper’s area now where the doctor is!
Ringside Doctor (off-mic): Do you need to leave the match? Can you—
Serena Bennett (off-mic): FUCK OFF!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA SHOVING THE DOCTOR BACK AND GRABBING A MEDICAL BOX FROM BEHIND HIS CHAIR! I DON’T THINK YOU CAN JUST FIX A STAB WOUND BUT SHE’S ABOUT TO DO HER DAMNDEST! Back in the ring, Chris Elite has pulled Impact up by the hair! AND ELITE DRIVING KNEE AFTER KNEE INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT! CHRIS ELITE LOOKING TO KNOCK IMPACT OUT IF NOT BREAK HIS FACE! AND NOW CHRIS HOLDS HIM BY THE HEAD AS WE CAN SEE THE BEGINNING OF A NASTY BLACK EYE ON THE FACE OF THE NINE TIME CHAMP! AND ELITE PLANTING HIM HARD WITH A DDT! ELITE FLOATING OVER FOR THE COVER! HOOKING BOTH LEGS THIS TIME!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: NOW THAT IS EXPLICIT CONTENT!
Stew-O: DIAMOND CAGE BREAKS THE PIN! DROPPING IN WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! Wait… is Chris Elite bleeding from the back of the head now? Cage— CAGE HAS A SADISTIC SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE SHOWS THE CAMERA WHAT HES BEEN DOING! CAGE HAS FIRMLY WRAPPED BARBED WIRE AROUND BOTH OF HIS FISTS! NO WONDER HE DISAPPEARED! HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SUIT HIS WANTS! HE DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO CARE THAT THE BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO HIS OWN FLESH! HE DOESN’T CARE OF HE TAKES THE PAIN SO LONG AS HE GETS TO CAUSE IT! HE DRIVES THOSE BARBED WIRE PUNCHES DOWN INTO THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS IS HURTING BAD!! AND THOSE BARBS ARE OPENING HIM UP!! CAGE TURNS BACK AND DROPS OVER THE TOP OF IMPACT AS WELL! NOW RAINING DOWN PUNCHES WITH THAT BARBED WIRE! CAGE TURNING THIS MATCH INTO A PURE BLOOD BATH EVEN MORE SO AFTER SERENA’S LEG!
(Camera cuts to see Serena trying to wrap gauze around her leg wound, the gauze immediately turning red as it fills with blood.)
Flannery McCoy: CAGE SHOWING UTTER DOMINANCE INSIDE OF THAT RING RIGHT NOW! Cage grabbing Impact by the head! AND CAGE TOSSING IMPACT TO THE OUTSIDE! Cage and Chris Elite have been at each other’s throats for a long time! Almost everyone in this match has gone after the other in recent times! But Cage looks like he wants to settle this between himself and Elite right now! CHRIS SWINGING BACK! TRYING TO BATTLE BACK AGAINST CAGE— BUT CAGE DROPS A FIST OF BARBED WIRE STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE SKULL OF GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! ELITE REDUCED TO A BLOODY MESS IN CAGE’S HANDS! ELITE HAS NO WHERE TO GO! CAGE PULLS HIM IN AND HAS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE! CAGE HOISTS HIM UP! MERCY RULE!
Stew-O: CAGE WENT FOR THE ELEVATED DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT BUT ELITE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND FLIP OVER THE TOP OF HIM! ELITE RUNNING THE ROPES! HE BOUNDS BACK! LEAPING IN WITH A FOREARM TO THE HEAD OF CAGE! HE RUNS AGAIN! AND ANOTHER FOREARM! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ELITE BUILDING UP NOW! FIRING OVER AND OVER AGAIN! HE BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE! OPEN YA MATA! THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE!
Jake Mercer: BUT CAGE PLANTS A BARBED WIRE FIST RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF CHRIS ELITE! It doesn’t matter how much momentum you get going! One punch from Cage with that barbed wire and it’s going to stop you in your tracks! Cage is still reeling from all those shots but Chris is down and clutching his stomach! Wait… the fuck is Bennett doing over here?
(We cut to see Serena having dragged herself to the ring, using a pair of medical scissors to cut away at the ring skirt.)
Jake Mercer: When I think of Serena Bennett and seeing up a skirt, this is not what comes to mind!
Flannery McCoy: But look at her! Serena is cutting away a shrewd of the ring skirt! And now she’s tying it around her leg! She’s got a make shift tourniquet on her leg! That will help slow the blood flow and even numb the leg over time! Serena is fighting to be back in this match! She’s struggling to get herself on her feet, you can read the pain in her face but she is finally vertical again! Serena stumbles over to the side, leaning against the barricade! And now she… she’s calling to a vendor?
Stew-O: Serena seems to have something in her mind but Cage is back at it now taking Chris Elite to his limit! Cage has him by the shoulder and tosses Elite into the corner! AND CAGE STILL WITH THAT BARBED WIRE ON HIS HANDS PROCEEDS TO BACKHAND SLAP CHRIS ELITE! AND ANOTHER BACKHAND SLAP! AND ANOTHER! TURNING CHRIS’S FACE INTO A MURAL OF BLOOD! ANOTHER BACKHAND SLAP! AND HERE IT COMES! THE DISCUS LARIAT FINISHES THE DIAMOND SAINT COMBO! CHRIS FALLS OUT OF THE CORNER AND DOWN TO THE MAT! ELITE IS HURTING BAD NOW! CAGE MOVING OVER AND— EVISCERATION!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT FROM OUTTA NOWHERE HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST HIT ONE OF THE MOST INFAMOUSLY DEADLY MOVES IN EAW! HE CRAWLS OVER AND MAKES THE COVER ONTO CAGE!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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**SMASH**
Stew-O: SERENA JUST BUSTED A BOTTLE OF CRIP-A-COLA OVER THE HEAD OF IMPACT! DRINK AND GLASS EXPLODE EVERYWHERE! It looks cold and refreshing! Where did she even get that in the middle of the match?
(Camera cuts to a rewind of moments ago as Serena bends back the plexiglass was at ringside and asks the vendor for a Crip-A-Cola. She then makes the vendor wipe the bottle with a sanitizing wipe because she don’t know where his hands have been.)
Flannery McCoy: Bennett is back in this match! She is struggling on her leg but she wants to do something to put this match away! She gets to the corner and begins to climb the ropes step by step! She pulls herself to the top! And now she’s checking that leg! Making sure whatever she has in mind will even work with her injury! She gives it a quick massage to make certain and— CHRIS IS UP! CHRIS ELITE IS UP!
Stew-O: Both Elite and Bennett lock eyes! Like they can’t decide what to do next! But now both glance down and see Impact and Cage both on the mat! ELITE LEAPS HIMSELF UP TO THE TOP IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! OH MY GAWD! SIMULTANEOUS SHOOTING STAR PRESSES! SERENA SMASHES RIGHT INTO IMPACT! ELITE NAILS CAGE! BUT SERENA MAY HAVE STRAINED THAT LEG MORE DOING SO! SHE CAN’T MAKE THE COVER BEFORE CHRIS ELITE DOES!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Flannery McCoy: She may not have made the cover but Serena breaks up Chris’s pin to make sure no one does! Serena is hurting bad! You can even see some of the glass shards from the bottle sticking out of her as she landed right where they were around Impact! But that’s the heart and the fight that beats inside of the inaugural Universal Women’s Champion! Chris Elite is livid that his pin was stopped! But now he sets his sights on Bennett! Elite charging in… WHO SHOT YA!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SERENA DODGES IT THIS TIME! SHE ROLLS TO THE SIDE AND POPS TO HER FEET! ELITE TURNS BACK! SWINGING WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! BUT BENNETT DUCKED IT! SHE THROWS HERSELF BACKWARDS WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS! TIP TOE! THE PUTS THE PELE KICK RIGHT BETWEEN CHRIS’S EYES!! SHE MAKES THE COVER! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Stew-O: BUT IMPACT BREAKING UP THE COVER! HE GRABS SERENA BY THE HAIR AND LIFTS HER STRAIGHT TO HER FEET! FIST OF FURY! HE PLANTS THAT KNOCKOUT HOOK PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SERENA! SHE DROPS TO THE MAT! IMPACT HOOKING THAY DAMAGED LEG! THAT HAS TO DO IT!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Flannery McCoy: SERENA STILL KICKED OUT AT THE LAST INSTANT! BUT SHE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! THAT MAY HAVE TAKEN ALL SHE HAD LEFT IN THAT LEG! IMPACT GRABS HER AND IS GOING TO END IT HERE IT SEEMS! HE DRIVES SERENA DOWN WITH A SCOOP SLAM AND HITS THE ROPES! IMPACT LEAPS INTO THE ROPES! FLIGHT SIGHTS!! HE CRASHES HARD ACROSS THE ABDOMEN OF SERENA! BUT HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! HE GRABS HER BY THAT LEG! GOING ONCE MORE FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT! LOOKING TO USE ALL THAT DAMAGE DONE TO SERENA’S LEG TO END THIS MATCH!! HE PULLS IT BACK! GRINNING AS HE HEARS SERENA WAILING IN PAIN! BENNETT FIGHTING BACK BUT SHE’S ALREADY ENDURED A LOT OF PAIN AND LOST A LOT OF BLOOD! ANY NORMAL HUMAN WOULD HAVE GIVEN IN BY NOW! SERENA IS STILL FIGHTING! STILL POWERING BACK! BUT NOW SHE IS STUCK IN THIS HOLD WITH HER LEG HORRIBLE BENT! SERENA HAS HER HAND UP! THIS MAY BE IT! SHE GAVE IT A GOOD FIGHT! BUT MUCH MORE AND THAT LEG MAY NEVER WORK AGAIN! SHE HAS THAY HAND UP! HER BODY IS SHAKING! SHE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH LEFT…
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Stew-O: CAGE WITH A DISCUS LARIAT THAT NEARLY DECAPITATES IMPACT! CAGE KNOCKS IMPACT OFF OF SERENA! BENNETT ROLLING TO THE APRON GRIPPING AT THAT LEG! CAGE NOW BLASTING IMPACT WITH SHOTS FROM THOSE BARBED WIRE FISTS! CAGE UNLEASHING SHOT AFTER SHOT! AND HE SHOVES IMPACT BACK INTO THE ROPES! PUNCH TO THE GUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE! AND CAGE HITS THE STUNNER! IMPACT IS LEVELED WITH THAT STUNNER! AND CAGE DROPS FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Stew-O: IMPACT ACTUALLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! HOW?!? CAGE IS PISSED BUT HE HAS IMPACT RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM! IMPACT TRYING NOW TO CRAWL AWAY BUT CAGE IS STALKING HIM! READY TO UNLEASH A KILLSHOT! IMPACT… what is he—
Jake Mercer: IMPACT PULLS A BAGGY OUT OF HIS TIGHTS AND JUST THREW SALT INTO THE EYES OFF CAGE! CAGE IS BLINDED AND CAN’T WIPE ANYTHING AWAY WITH THAT BARBED WIRE ON HIS HANDS!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT HAS HIS CHANCE AGAIN! HE RUNS IN WITH A LIFTING KNEE TO THE FACE OF CAGE! CAGE IS KNOCKED BACK! AND IMPACT NOW GRABBING CAGE BY THE ARM! OH MY GOD! IMPACT TEARING THE BARBED WIRE OFF OF CAGE’S LEFT HAND! RIPPING IT AWAY WITH LITTLE CARE FOR WHAT DAMAGE HE DOES IN THE PROCESS! IMPACT TAKING THAT BLOODY BARBED WIRE AND SHOVING IT IN THE MOUTH OF CAGE! EVISCERATION!
Stew-O: IMPACT HITS THE EVISCERATION AND THE RECOIL SENDS CAGE BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! OUT ON HIS FEET AS HIS ARMS AROUND THE ROPES ARE THE ONLY THING HOLDING HIM UP! YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD ALREADY DRIPPING FROM HIS MOUTH! IMPACT RUSHING IN FOR THE KILL!!
**CRACK**
Flannery McCoy: SERENA BENNETT IS BACK! SHE USED THE BROKEN SHAFT OF THAT BASEBALL BAT AND SMACKED IT ACROSS THE ORBITAL SOCKET OF THE NINE TIME CHAMP! YOU CAN SEE THE WOOD SPLINTERS AND SHARDS STUCK IN HIS FACE! PAYBACK FOR HER LEG! IMPACT IS OUT COLD AND SERENA LIMPS HER WAY OVER TO CAGE! SHE PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! SERENITY! THE MUTA LOCK APPLIED! IF SHE HAS HIM IN THIS FOR LONG THE MATCH IS HERS! CAGE IS ALREADY OUT! THE REFEREE CHECKING NOW ON THE SUBMISSION…
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Flannery McCoy: BIONIC STOMP!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE WITH THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP RIGHT ONTO SERENA’S THIGH! YOU CAN SEE SHE IS IN UNGODLY PAIN! CHRIS NOW TRYING TO GRAB SERENA BY THAT BAD LEG! LOOKING TO FURTHER THE DAMAGE! BUT SHE KICKS AND KICKS WITH HER GOOD LEG TO GET HIM OFF! SERENA IS NEAR THE APRON ALREADY! AND AS SHE KICKS SHE FALLS BACK OUT TO THE FLOOR! Elite looks at Serena to the outside and the to Impact on the mat! He turns and—
Flannery McCoy: CAGE WITH A MASSIVE PUNCH!
Jake Mercer: BUT ELITE DUCKS IT! CHRIS ELITE STEPS THROUGH… BOX! OFFICE! SMASH!
Stew-O: ELITE WITH THAT SUPERKICK TO THE MOUTH OF CAGE! CAGE STILL HAS THE BARBED WIRE IN HIS MOUTH! HE DROPS TO THE MAT! CHRIS MAKES THE COVER! SERENA SEES IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: SERENA PULLING HERSELF UP TO THE APRON!
Ref: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: SERENA TRYING TO DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES!
Ref: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Stew-O: BUT SERENA’S BAD LEG GIVES OUT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… EAW Hall of Famer… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Invincible” by Pop Smoke blasts through the arena again as Chris Elite stands to his feet bloody and exhausted but with his patented smirk on his face. The referee raises his hand and we get a brief shot of Impact just waking up, Cage still bleeding from the mouth, and Serena rumbling out of the ropes with a look of disappointment on her face.)
Flannery McCoy: This was a war between four former world champions and they showed exactly why they are that! They did everything to try and take each other down as they’ve done all season but ultimately it is Chris Elite who wins the day as their season draws to a close!
Jake Mercer: I am so proud of Chris after I personally got him inducted to the Hall of Fame and now he pulls out a win like this! I’m so proud! I only take seventy five percent of the credit!
Stew-O: All former world champions! And Chris Elite has on multiple occasions the last couple of years been within inches of earning his second reign! After a match like tonight, it might be sooner than we think! Congratulations to Chris Elite! Hall of Famer, and Pain for Pride winner!
(The camera focuses in on Chris as the BVU all runs out to celebrate with him. The camera fades as Big Mike pops a bottle of Henny and Chris takes a big drink in celebration.)
(15 Minute Intermission)
(Pain for Pride returns from intermission and focuses on the ring and ringside area. Everything has been transformed to resemble an actual torture chamber. The ring has been stripped down to the bare boards, and all the ring ropes and padding have been removed and replaced with intertwined pieces of barbed wire and razor wire. All the padding has been removed at ringside, and there is just an ominous feeling in the air that something awful is going to happen here tonight. Dozens of glass panes are stacked in two corners of the ring, while scary looking boards with nails protruding from them have been stacked in the other two corners. Broken glass and thumbtacks litter the edges of the ring, making it nearly impossible to escape. The only side that is free of debris is the side facing the entrance ramp so the competitors can get inside the ring.)
(A video package begins to play.)
(Sylvester Stallone, the man who played the iconic character Rocky Balboa, pops up on screen)
Sylvester Stallone: Let me tell you something you already know. EAW ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are. Matches like the Barbed Wire Massacre will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let them. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as a Barbed Wire Massacre match. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep kicking out at 2. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!
(The highlight reel shows footage from King of Elite 2019. Rex McAllister has just taken out Impact with a pair of bolt cutters and he is now wrapping the barbed wire in his mouth, locking Impact in a modified version of a Camel Clutch. The footage then fast forwards to the closing moments for the match, when Impact ultimately managed to submit Rex McAllister by choking him out and earning the hashtag #8Reignz.)
Sylvester Stallone: We have lived in a world of death. I’ve watched EAW Elitists I’ve loved die. Some fast with a Chair shot to the head, some not enough left to bury. All these years I’ve kept my secrets, but the time has come to face the past. And if they come looking for violence, they will welcome death in the Barbed Wire Massacre match.
(The footage now shown is from Fighting Spirit Seoul 2019. Charlie Marr is shown cutting Daryl Kinkade’s forehead wide open with a dagger. The blood is dripping from his head as Charlie Marr tosses him inside the squared circle. The footage then shows the very last moments for the match, in which Charlie Marr found a way to beat the ten count and pin Daryl right at the very last moment)
Sylvester Stallone: Every EAW champion was once a number one contender that refused to give up. Both Charlie Marr and Malcolm Jones are a testament to this.
(The footage shown is straight from Wicked Games 2019. Charlie Marr makes his entrance to ‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta, as Jordie Marr is right by his side. The footage then shows his opponent’s entrance, Ms. Extreme. The footage then focuses on the brutal back and forth action the two put each other through. It focuses in particular on a brutal exchange of stiff punches and shots to the face which happened right in the middle of the match.)
(The footage now shows the closing moments of the match. Charlie Marr has Ms. Extreme locked in a modified version of the Crossface, this time around with a barbed wire bat across her neck. Ms. Extreme is utterly defenseless in that predicament and the referee has no choice but to ring the bell, bringing the match to a close)
Sylvester Stallone: No, maybe Malcolm Jones can’t win, maybe the only thing he can do is just take everything Charlie’s got. But to beat him, Malcolm’s gonna have to kill him, and to kill him, he’s gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of him, and to do that, he’s gotta be willing to die himself and I don’t know if he’s ready to do that. I don’t know, I don’t know…
(The tron fades to black and the lights inside the stadium dim. A single bright, white spotlight shines down on the stage and after a moment, ‘The Libertine’ Charlie Marr walks out. He looks sexy in a pair of rugged jeans with rips in the knees, combat boots, a black Givenchy hoodie, and his face mask. The crowd begins to boo and Charlie let’s their reaction wash over him as he closes his eyes and looks up at the sky.)
:ciampa:
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WELCOME TO BARBED WIRE MASSACRE IV!!!
(The crowd erupts as the lights come back on. Charlie stares at the crowd, which turns their cheers into jeers. That’s all the music Charlie needs as he begins to make his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: YOU CAN ONLY WIN THIS MATCH BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, OR RENDERING YOUR OPPONENT UNCONSCIOUS! INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE LIBERTINE’ CHARLIE MARR!!!!
(The crowd gets even louder, not hesitating to show their disdain for the former EAW World Champion and proverbial Voltage cancer. Charlie stops halfway down the ramp, puts his hand to his ear and motions for the crowd to amp it up.)
:ciampa:
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see one of the marquee match-ups of this weekend is about to get underway. This season-long feud of Charlie Marr and Malcolm Jones is finally coming to its grisly conclusion.
Rich Russillo: It really has been a struggle for Charlie since losing his EAW World Championship back at Road to Redemption. He’s had several big wins taken from him, and you know that has to be playing in the back of his mind. You know that he desperately wants to walk away a winner tonight, especially when you consider his record against his opponent and the actual match they are competing in.
Persephone: I mean, if you wanna hype this up as some kind of big deal, you can, but this is really nothing more than some shitty backyard deathmatch bullshit. Literally the only good Barbed Wire Massacre match is the original one be-
Rich Russillo: Because Rex competed in it, right?
Persephone: 🥰 Obvi! I mean how fucking sexy is Rex when he is covered in blood and trying to murder another man?
James Peters: Or when he is being murdered like he was in the original match? I mean you saw the highlights :wow:
Persephone: I will slit your throat.
Rich Russillo: Guys, guys. Focus! It would be huge for Charlie to end his season tonight on a winning note. This match is giving him every advantage in the world to do that.
(Charlie walks around the ring and hangs back for a bit. He’s removed his mask and his hoodie, and he is nothing but a picture of sexy, strong focus and determination.)
(The lights suddenly go out in the arena. For a few moments there’s nothing but silence and darkness, until the titantron at the stage begins to light up.)
(All of the lights in the arena go back on as ‘Scenario’ by Pop Smoke hits. After a few moments, Malcolm Jones begins to walk onto the stage, prompting a much more positive reaction than usual, probably solely because of who Malcolm Jones is facing tonight. Malcolm Jones isn’t the most loved person in EAW, but compared to Charlie Marr, who Malcolm has been in a heated feud with since his return at Road to Redemption, he’s a fan favorite. As Malcolm reaches the stage, it becomes apparent that he’s wearing a Black, Red, and Green colored version of his attire, which are the colors of the Pan African flag. Along with this, he’s wearing his signature black sunglasses, as well as chains around his neck.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Harlem, New York…. Weighing in at 230 pounds…. “BIG PAPI LOCSTA”, “BIG FLOSSY WOO”, “THE BIG WOO”, “BIG 092MLBOA”, MAAALLLLCCOOOOOLLLLMMM JOOOOOONNNNNEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Malcolm Jones begins walking down the ramp, and it’s his jacket that the cameras begin to circle around, allowing Malcolm to show it off. On the sleeves of his jacket, the names of unfortunate victims of police brutality are shown, such as Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, Mike Brown, and Philando Castile. As Malcolm continues walking down the ramp, the cameramen move to the back of him, showing the back of the jacket which reads “By Any Means Necessary”. Malcolm finally approaches the ring, wasting no time and climbing up onto the apron, observing the thousands of people in attendance, ready to watch him go to war.)
James Peters: Well, this is really it, isn’t it? We’re finally about to get closure on this long story between Charlie Marr and Malcolm Jones. These two have taken so many different opportunities away from one another, Charlie being the one to take the EAW Championship from Malcolm Jones in controversial fashion, and Malcolm being the reason Charlie actually lost the title. It got to a point where it was like they didn’t care about anything other than screwing each other over.
Rich Russillo: Emotions ran high, and in turn these two are getting the chance to get their hands on one another in quite possibly the most dangerous match stipulation in this company today. Barbed Wire Massacre. Charlie Marr has been in this match multiple times AND come out the victor, but if Malcolm Jones cared I doubt he would’ve been out here right now. Malcolm has the resume, the talent, he has every reason to be confident tonight.
Persephone: I for one wish he didn’t come out. There’s only one way this match will be even remotely entertaining, and that’s in the event that either Malcolm dies, Charlie dies, or they both do. I honestly hope they both just die, less dreadfully boring “Elitists” to force myself to watch next season.
James Peters: Well, this might honestly be your lucky day Persephone. I’m willing to bet that this will end up being the most violent match on the Pain for Pride card. Seeing either man walk out of this match on their own would surprise me.
Rich Russillo: Same here. These two are going to tear each other apart.
(Malcolm finally gets in the ring, and shows off his jacket one more time before finally taking it off along with the sunglasses and chains, and going into his corner as ‘Scenario’ finally fades out.)
(Charlie has gotten back to the ring and locks eyes with his foe. Malcolm cocks a smirk and the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: CHARLIE JUST PULLED OUT A RAILROAD SPIKE AND MAKES A BEELINE TOWARDS MALCOLM! MALCOLM MANAGES TO DODGE CHARLIE, AND CHARLIE HAS TO PUT THE BRAKES ON BEFORE HE SLAMS INTO THE ROPES!
Persephone: You mean the barbed wire laced with razor wire??
Rich Russillo: Yupp! For the sake of this match, that’s what we are calling ropes! 😀
Persephone: Barbaric.
James Peters: Charlie turns around and runs right into a right hand from Malcolm! Malcolm catches him with a forearm, and finally Charlie is able to throw a forearm of his own! Malcolm wisely knocks the spike from Charlie’s hand and pops him in the jaw with an uppercut! He grabs Charlie by the arm and forces him back, but Charlie catches Malcolm in the stomach with a knee! He reverses their positions and looks to whip Malcolm into that corner with the glass!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is able to block the whip and catch Charlie with an elbow to the face! ‘WATER WHIP’! MALCOLM WITH AN IRISH WHIP INTO THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED NAIL BOARD THAT IS FOLLOWED UP WITH A RUNNING KNEE! HE RIPS CHARLIE AWAY FROM THE NAILS AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! MALCOLM QUICKLY GOES FOR A COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Charlie gets the shoulder up. Hip, hip, hooray.
James Peters: Malcolm is quick to drag Charlie towards the edge of the ring but Charlie grabs onto Malcolm’s leg, stopping them both right before Malcolm gets to the ropes. Malcolm looks to stomp on Charlie, but Charlie lets go and rolls out of the way. He quickly scrambles to his feet and is able to duck an attempted lariat from Malcolm, but Malcolm comes right back and catches Charlie with a drop kick to the back! The momentum sends Charlie chest first into the ropes 😖😖
Rich Russillo: Malcolm with a roll up from behind but Charlie is able to roll through, but he loses his footing and falls right back on his ass! Malcolm is up and he is dragging one of those nailboards out of the corner. He doesn’t see that Charlie has retrieved the railroad spike!
Persephone: Well he knows now because Charlie just stabbed him in the thigh with it! 😄😄
James Peters: Charlie stabs Malcolm in the thigh again and that brings the former EAW World Champion to his knees! CHARLIE WITH A SPIKE TO THE FOREHEAD! HE GRABS THE NAIL BOARD AND SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS MALCOLM’S CHEST! CHARLIE WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THAT FURTHER DRIVES THOSE NAILS INTO MALCOLM! CHARLIE SNATCHES THE BOARD AND TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE AND LOOK AT THE BLOOD OOZING FROM MALCOLM JONES!
Persephone: I actually like this 😍
Rich Russillo: You just said it was barbaric.
Persephone: Yes but Rex competed in the original Barbed Wire Massacre match and if he likes it, I love it.
James Peters: Charlie has taken Malcolm by the hair and is bringing him over to the ropes! Malcolm is already bleeding thanks to the spike he just took to the head and Charlie is raking his face across the ropes! All those barbs and razor wire are just tearing at Malcolm’s flesh right now and that wound on his forehead has split open even worse. We know Malcolm is able to hold his own in these extreme types of matches, but I have to wonder if he really is at a disadvantage going against Charlie.
Rich Russillo: Charlie seems to thrive off of brutality and he’s grabbed a handful of glass and thumbtacks is just smushing them in Malcolm’s face now. Charlie lets go of Malcolm and lumbers back to his feet. He stomps on Malcolm’s face a few times before going for a glass pane. There’s probably a dozen or so glass panes stacked in those two corners, which is really unnecessary when you factor in everything else we have going on.
Persephone: I wonder what kind of sicko thought to wrap glass up with barbed wire? I bet they’re kinky.
James Peters: They’re something alright, even if I haven’t quite figured out what that is yet.
Rich Russillo: Malcolm has gotten himself into a sitting position and Charlie slams the glass down across Malcolm’s skull! The glass has shattered but the barbed wire is hanging around Malcolm’s neck and shoulders! Charlie pulls Malcolm up by the hair and he suplexes him down on the nail board :damn:
Persephone: Sheesh.
James Peters: Malcolm rolls himself off the board in obvious agony and Charlie quickly steps on Malcolm’s shoulders for the pin! :ciampa:!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm kicks out!!!
Persephone: Charlie doesn’t look surprised. Even he’s not dumb enough to think that Malcolm Jones is going to be done this early.
James Peters: Charlie is looking around the ring, as if he’s contemplating what he wants to do next. We have seen him destroy two other competitors in this match up before, but Malcolm Jones is arguably the most decorated competitor he has faced in a Barbed Wire Massacre match so far.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, and we saw Charlie beat him back at Bloodsport in an electrified steel cage.
James Peters: :mjgrin:
Persephone: Charlie’s got that railroad spike again and right now Malcolm is in a tangled mess of broken glass and barbed wire. Charlie takes him by the hair and drives the spike right in-
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM JUST STABBED CHARLIE IN THE FACE WITH A PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS! FUCK! HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN CHARLIE’S EYE: :lupe: :damn: :lupe:
James Peters: Charlie Marr is clutching his face and screaming in agony! Malcolm is now untangling himself from the barbed wire and he is quick to wrap some of it around Charlie’s neck! Charlie is being choked but Malcolm is somehow back up! He hauls Charlie up and HE SLINGS HIM INTO THE UPRIGHT NAIL BOARD!!!! MALCOLM PULLS CHARLIE UP AGAIN AND HE SLAMS CHARLIE’S FACE INTO THE NAILS!!! MALCOLM DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! CHARLIE’S FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK AND FINALLY MALCOLM WHIPS CHARLIE ACROSS THE RING!
Persephone: Charlie slams into the corner, which of course has been wrapped with barbed wire as well! He slumps into a sitting position and Malcolm with a running knee to the face!!!! He pulls Charlie out of the corner and goes for a cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE KICKS OUT!
Persephone: Malcolm helps Charlie up, and looks to send him into the ropes, but Charlie kicks him in the stomach and quickly clubs him in the back of the neck. Malcolm drops to a knee and that allows Charlie to unwrap the barbed wire still attached to him and he lets it drop. Malcolm has righted himself and he catches Charlie with a right hand. However, Charlie blocks another right and unloads one of his own!
James Peters: Malcolm initiates a collar and elbow tie up and both men jostle back and forth for positioning. I think Malcolm might try to slow the pace down of this match for the time being and that’s not a bad idea. He is able to muscle Charlie into the corner, but Charlie drives his knee into Malcolm’s gut and seizes him by the wrist! Charlie with a wristlock, but Malcolm quickly reverses that so he has control, and he brings Charlie in for a short-armed clothesline!
Rich Russillo: Charlie ducks and he brings Malcolm’s arm around his back! Malcolm hooks his free arm around Charlie’s neck and drops to a knee, bringing Charlie down on the canvas! That allows Malcolm to take control of the arm, but Charlie rolls through and is back up, and Malcolm eats a boot to the stomach! Charlie with a knee to the face and he slips around behind Malcolm and hooks him for a German suplex! Malcolm strikes with an elbow to the side of the head, but Charlie switches to a Full Nelson!
Persephone: Malcolm is able to lock his fingers behind Charlie’s head and he drops! That was a snazzy little jawbreaker!
James Peters: That was a great little exchange between these two athletes. Malcolm elects not to go for the cover and he pulls Charlie into a headlock. Charlie reaches for the ropes, but it’s not like that’s going to help anyone during this match. The only thing Charlie can do at this point is try and get back to his feet.
Rich Russillo: That’s what he’s trying to do, James. Charlie’s pushing them both up and he is elbowing his way out of this headlock. Charlie is free and both men circling one another. This time it’s Charlie who moves forward and he locks up with Malcolm! Malcolm quickly catches Charlie in a side headlock, but Charlie slips free and drops down, catching Malcolm with a drop toehold! Malcolm lands face first into the glass, and Charlie rolls over him, catching him in a front facelock! They remain stagnant for a few seconds before Malcolm pushes up, and both return to a vertical base with Charlie still holding on.
Persephone: Charlie immediately flips Malcolm down on the canvas and he goes for a quick cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: Kick out at one!
James Peters: Both men are back up and Charlie calls for a test of strength! Malcolm laces his fingers through Charlie’s but he swerves him and catches him with a boot to the face! Charlie is down, and Malcolm drops a knee down across Charlie’s throat! Malcolm is back up now and he hits Charlie with a standing shooting star press!!! Malcolm grabs both legs for a cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTT-
Persephone: Charlie kicks out!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm feels around and retrieves the longest piece of glass he can find. He wraps Charlie in a headlock and starts punching him in the skull with it! Fresh blood is pouring down Charlie Marr’s face and Malcolm is beating him senseless. Malcolm jabs the glass deep into Charlie’s forehead and is just jiggling it back and forth. He is toying with Charlie right now, and I can’t say that Charlie doesn’t deserve this. He had a hand in getting Malcolm fired from this company and since that fateful day back in August this has been festering inside of that young man.
James Peters: Malcolm rips the bloody glass from Charlie’s head and tosses it down. He’s up and is stomping on the wounded face of Charlie Marr. Charlie tries to move, but Malcolm grabs him by the beard and pulls him to the ropes! He rakes the back of Charlie’s skull across those barbs and razors, flips him over, and rakes Charlie’s forehead across them! Good gawd.
Persephone: Look at the blood that is staining those ring boards! 😍😍 This is amazing! We might actually see Charlie bleed out! GO FOR THE CAROTID ARTERY, MALCOLM!
Rich Russillo: You really getting excited over this, aren’t you babe?
James Peters: Imagine the only other thing to excite Persephone not named Rex is a freakin’ barbed wire massacre match. :wow:
Persephone: I WANT SOMEONE TO DIE!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm pulls Charlie over to the corner and throws him back first into the nailboard! He pulls one of those glass panes from the other corner and leans it against Charlie. Malcolm backs up just a bit and I’m not really sure what he’s thinking right now.
James Peters: C-NOTE! C-NOTE! THE FUCKING SPEAR TO CHAR-
Persephone: CHARLIE KICKS HIS FEET OUT AND THE GLASS JUST BUSTED ACROSS MALCOLM’S SKULL!!! MALCOLM IS DOWN AND CHARLIE PULLS HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE CORNER! HE SLAMS THE BOARD DOWN ACROSS MALCOLM AND THROWS HIMSELF ON TOP OF IT!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is currently being crushed by those nails while he lays in a pile of glass and barbed wire. Charlie just continues to lay across the board, resting for a second and catching his breath! This match has already been a war and I’m sure these two have a lot more in store for one another.
Persephone: One can only hope! So like literally, all matches need to feature barbed wire or Rex McAllister. Like that is literally the only way to ever keep my interests.
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: Taking notes.
James Peters: Charlie finally rolls off the top of the board and drags himself to his knees. He is breathing heavily and Malcolm has pushed the board off him. He looks destroyed right now and he still needs to get out of that glass and untangle himself.
Rich Russillo: Charlie has pushed himself up and is staggering towards Malcolm now. Malcolm greets Charlie with a shot to the gut, but Charlie fires back with a knee right to the face. Malcolm falls back and Charlie bends down to grab him up, hoisting him up in the powerbomb position! Malcolm is able to unload a series of punches that connect with Charlie’s skull, forcing ‘The Libertine’ to drop Malcolm. Malcolm kicks Charlie in the stomach, hooks him, and drops him with a belly to back suplex!
Persephone: Malcolm untwines the barbed wire and throws it to the side, and Charlie is up. They tie up once again and it’s Malcolm who forces Charlie back against the ropes! The barbed and razor wire is cutting into Charlie’s back right now, but I’m sure that pales in comparison to everything else he’s been through thus far in this match. It’s been sadistic, and I want more.
James Peters: Charlie is able to reverse and now it’s Malcolm who’s pressed against the ropes. These two are going back and forth now, each one trying to gain the advantage, and now it’s Charlie who is in the corner, leaning against those stacked glass panes. Charlie with a headbutt, which forces Malcolm back, and that allows Charlie to distance himself from the corner. Malcolm comes right back, but CHARLIE WITH THE CHARING CROSS!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! MALCOLM DUCKS AND HE WHIRLS AROUND… LOOKING TO CATCH CHARLIE WITH A PELE KICK!!!
Persephone: CHARLIE BRUSHES HIM TO THE SIDE AND NAILS HIM WITH A KICK OF HIS OWN!
James Peters: Malcolm gets right back up, though! Both men lock up and it’s Malcolm Jones with the side headlock! He cinches it in and drops to a knee, applying more pressure to Charlie. Charlie is able to force Malcolm back against the ropes, but Malcolm lets go and whips Charlie across the ring! Charlie lands against the opposite set of ropes and Malcolm comes flying at Charlie! CLOTHESLINE! CHARLIE IS OUT OF THE RING! CHARLIE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I don’t think Malcolm is going to wait for Charlie to get back in the ring. He’s rolled to the outside of the ring despite all the debris on the edge, and he’s making his way towards Charlie. Charlie sees Malcolm coming and quickly crawls under the ring! Malcolm reaches under the ring for him BUT CHARLIE JUST BLASTED HIM IN THE FACE WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! MALCOLM IS BLINDED BY THAT CHEMICAL EXPELLANT AND CHARLIE SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS TO USE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AS A WEAPON! HE RUSHES MALCOLM!
Persephone: BUT MALCOLM SOMEHOW HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO DUCK! CHARLIE MISSES WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND CAN’T STOP HIS MOMENTUM! HE SLAMS INTO THE BARRICADES AND MALCOLM IS CLAWING AT HIS EYES, TRYING TO GET HIS SIGHT BACK! MALCOLM FINALLY LOCATES CHARLIE AND HE’S ABLE TO CATCH HIM WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! CHARLIE’S CRANIUM IS SQUISHED BETWEEN MALCOLM’S KNEE AND THE STEEL BARRICADE AND MALCOLM IS NOW DRAGGING CHARLIE OVER OUR WAY!
James Peters: THEY BYPASS US AND MAKE THEIR WAY TO TOWARDS THE FRENCH ANNOUNCE BOOTH!!!
Rich Russillo: :skip: Is that Provencal on commentary???
James Peters: :skip:!!!!!
Persephone: WHO GIVES A FUCK?! MALCOLM HAS THROWN CHARLIE ON TOP OF THE BOOTH AND HE JUST NAILED HIM IN THE FACE WITH A MONITOR! MALCOLM HAS A CERTAIN KIND OF LOOK IN HIS EYE AND HE IS HEADING BACK TO THE RING! MALCOLM IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! :lupe:!!! THERE’S NO PADDING, JUST BARBED WIRE, AND HE IS BALANCING PRECARIOUSLY ON THE TOP! :lupe:!!
Rich Russillo: THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY AND THEY ARE URGING MALCOLM TO FLY! MALCOLM RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR, MOTIONING FOR EVERYONE TO GET LOUD, AND HE TAKES A LEAP OF FAITH!!!!
James Peters: :damn:!!! CORKSCREW 360 SPLASH!!! MALCOLM LANDS ON TOP OF CHARLIE AND THE FRENCH ANNOUNCE TABLE COLLAPSES!!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT’S EVEN MORE AMAZING IS THAT PROVENCAL WAS TOO STUPID TO MOVE AND HE IS BURIED UNDER CHARLIE!!!
James Peters: Both competitors are down, but Malcolm is stirring. He took a huge risk, but he seems to have come out of it alright. He’s crawled out of the carnage and has Charlie with him. He’s got to get him back in the ring if he wants to finish off this match, put this feud to bed, and get this win.
Persephone: Malcolm seems content right now to just torture Charlie, though! He slams Charlie’s face off the hardest part of the ring and is now rubbing Charlie’s face in all that glass! Charlie is bleeding profusely again and he’s even got some thumbtacks sticking in his cheeks and head! LOVE THAT!!! Malcolm runs Charlie face first into the barbed wire wrapped ring post and he shoves him under the ropes and back into the ring!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is carefully making his way back to the top now and I can’t wait to see what he’s going to do next. He doesn’t look like he is trying to end the match right now. I think he wants to make sure he just ends Charlie :lupe:! Malcolm gets himself set and he leaps off the turnbuckles!!! ‘Re-up’!!! The diving leg drop connects across Charlie’s chest! Malcolm’s not done! He drags Charlie over to the ropes and forces the man’s mouth open.
Persephone: :damn:! He forces Charlie to bite down on the ropes! :damn:
James Peters: WOO WALK!!!!
Persephone: FUCK!
Rich Russillo: Holy shit! That curb stomp just completely destroyed Charlie Marr’s mouth. Blood is pouring onto the mat now and Malcolm drags Charlie to the center of the ring for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE JUST KICKED OUT! :damn:
Persephone: HOW?! THE DUDE IS A FREAKIN’ BLOOD FAUCET RIGHT NOW?!
Rich Russillo: It’s Pain for Pride, Seph, and Charlie has been wanting a Pain for Pride moment for two years now!
Persephone: Man. It’s not really that important, is it? I mean there’s always next year, right?
James Peters & Rich Rusillo: :wtf:
Persephone: Okay, so like anyways! Apparently Charlie’s not dead despite losing a shocking amount of blood in this match. That’s fun. Malcolm seems a bit surprised, but amused that Charlie wants to continue going! Malcolm spies the railroad spike and I think he’s got something real evil on his mind…
Rich Russillo: This match has made Malcolm Jones go to another place. Last year we saw him compete in a 3 Stages of Hell match here at Pain for Pride, but this is much different than that. There are no world championships on the line tonight. All that’s on the line tonight is ego and pride.
James Peters: Malcolm has pulled Charlie into a headlock and he is forcing that railroad spike into Charlie’s mouth! Charlie is screaming in agony as Malcolm twists that spike in Charlie’s gums! Charlie’s got his legs underneath him and he is forcing them both up. Malcolm is not letting up, but Charlie is able to catch Malcolm in the gut with an elbow. Malcolm looks to stab Charlie with the spike but Charlie blocks it with a forearm and he throws his fingers into Malcolm’s eyes! Charlie seizes Malcolm by the waist and SENDS HIM ONTO THE NAIL BOARD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! MALCOLM IS GRABBING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND CHARLIE IS GOING FOR MORE GLASS! CHARLIE PLACES TWO PANES OF GLASS ON TOP OF THE NAIL BED AND HE PULLS MALCOLM UP. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: THE HEADMASTER’S RITUAL! THE SPINEBUSTER INTO THE BARBED WIRE GLASS!!!
Persephone: THE GLASS IS SHATTERED! MALCOLM IS BEING PIERCED BY BARBED WIRE, BROKEN GLASS, AND NAILS!
James Peters: Jesus fuckin’ Christ. I don’t know how much longer this match can go on. :lupe: Things are getting out of hand.
Rich Russillo: Charlie pulls Malcolm off the nail board, ripping the man’s back open, and just continuing to stain this ring crimson. I don’t think either of these men will be the same after this match and Charlie has thrown himself over Malcolm for the cover.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: :skip: HOW?? MALCOLM JUST GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!!
Rich Russillo: Man. This is fucking crazy.
James Peters: Charlie is shaking his head. He doesn’t know why Malcolm just kicked out. We all know he wants to put this match away as soon as possible, because the longer he lets Malcolm stay in this thing, the chances of Malcolm winning go up.
Rich Russillo: Charlie drags Malcolm over to the ropes and he is pulling down on the wires now. He is embedding those barbs and razors into Malcolm’s forehead and opening up several fresh cuts. He places Malcolm’s throat across the bottom rope and is choking him now! Malcolm is kicking his legs out and trying to get free but Charlie quickly clubs him in the back of the head. He pulls Malcolm off the ropes and gets the Triple Crown champ in a sitting position and he’s tying Malcolm’s arms up in the ropes! Malcolm is trapped and both men have already exerted so much energy in this match. Malcolm can’t free himself and Charlie goes to the corner and grabs a glass pane! CHARLIE RUNS TOWARDS MALCOLM AND THROWS THE GLASS AT HIM BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO A BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK! THE GLASS AND CHARLIE’S FEET CONNECT WITH MALCOLM’S FACE AND GLASS GOES FLYING EVERYWHERE! BARBED WIRE IS STUCK IN MALCOLM’S FACE RIGHT NOW BUT CHARLIE IS GRABBING ANOTHER PANE OF GLASS! HE LEANS IT AGAINST THE ROPES, POSITIONING IT OVER MALCOLM, AND CHARLIE RUNS AROUND THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER DROP KICK!!!!
Persephone: MALCOLM GOES LIMP! HE IS COVERED IN BLOOD AND BROKEN GLASS AND BARBED WIRE! CHARLIE QUICKLY UNTANGLES HIM AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: NOT YET! NOT YET! MALCOLM KICKED OUT! MALCOLM KICKED OUT!
Rich Russillo: I’M DONE! HOW MUCH MORE ABUSE CAN THESE MEN TAKE?! CHARLIE IS IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT IT’S GOING TO TAKE TO END THIS!
Persephone: CHARLIE IS ON TOP OF MALCOLM NOW AND HE IS JUST UNLOADING RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND! BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE! HE IS BEATING THE TAR OUT OF MALCOLM JONES! CHARLIE LETS OUT A SCREAM OF PURE FRUSTRATION AND HE SWITCHES TO ‘TRANQUILITY’! REAR NAKED CHOKE APPLIED TO MA-
James Peters: MALCOLM HITS CHARLIE WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! CHARLIE FALLS BACK AND MALCOLM FALLS OVER HIM FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: CHARLIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: There’s not a lot Malcolm can do right now! He just rolls off Charlie and lays there, doing his best to recover from the absolute beating he has taken in this match. This has been a war from the very start and someone is going to have to figure out how to end this match. Both of these men expected to be fighting for the EAW World Championship this weekend, but due to the history and the personal turn this feud has taken, here we fucking are.
James Peters: Both men are down and the referee is checking on both of them. It looks like a murder scene inside the ring right now and I’m really not sure what either of these two athletes have left right now.
Persephone: Not a lot apparently. Charlie is doing some weird twitching thing right now and Malcolm just really looks exhausted and barely conscious.
Rich Russillo: It’s Malcolm who finally sits up first and he is trying to shake out the cobwebs. He gets to his knees and sees that Charlie still hasn’t moved. Malcolm looks around the ring and he crawls over to the corner where the last few glass panels that haven’t been busted are stacked. He somehow finds a way to get to his feet and he drags the panels over to Charlie. Malcolm kicks and stomps on Charlie a few times before he lays all six glass panes across Charlie. I have no fucking clue what Malcolm is about to do, but I know he is hoping to end this match right now. He’s staggering over to the turnbuckles once again and makes his way up top…
James Peters: I have no idea where he is finding this energy from and I’m not even sure if this is a good idea or not. Charlie isn’t really moving, but this is so risky.
Persephone: I guess we’re about to end with a bang! Malcolm is unsteady but he gets himself set and he flies off the turnbuckle! FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH! THE SPLIT LEGGED FROG SPLASH –
James Peters: DOES NOT CONNECT! CHARLIE MOVES! CHARLIE MOVES!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS LEFT SHOULDER GUYS! HE IS GRIPPING IT AND CRYING OUT IN PAIN! CHARLIE GETS INTO A SITTING POSITION NOW AND HE SEES HIS OPPONENT IS HURT! CHARLIE GRABS SOME DISCARDED BARBED WIRE AND WRAPS IT AROUND HIS HAND! HE’S MADE HIS WAY OVER TO MALCOLM BUT MALCOLM FENDS HIM OFF WITH A SHOT TO THE STOMACH! CHARLIE COMES RIGHT BACK, BUT MALCOLM CATCHES HIM IN THE GUT ONCE AGAIN! MALCOLM PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE GROUND BUT HERE COMES CHARLIE!
Persephone: ROLLING CRUCIFIX BOMB!
James Peters: CHARLIE MARR HAS THE INJURED LEFT ARM OF MALCOLM JONES AND HE PULLS MALCOLM INTO A CHICKENWING OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE! THE BARBED WIRE CHARLIE WRAPPED AROUND HIS HAND IS DIGGING INTO MALCOLM’S CHEEK AND MOUTH RIGHT NOW, AND THE REFEREE IS ASKING MALCOLM IF HE WANTS TO TAP OUT! MALCOLM IS REFUSING BUT CHARLIE IS APPLYING EVEN MORE PRESSURE WITH THAT HOLD, AND MALCOLM MIGHT HAVE TO QUIT! WE’VE ALL SEEN CHARLIE END CAREERS BEFORE!
Rich Russillo: THE PRIDE OF MALCOLM JONES WILL NEVER ALLOW HIM TO QUIT ON SUCH A BIG STAGE! I DON’T THINK THIS MAN HAS EVER QUIT! MALCOLM IS CLAWING AT THE GROUND NOW, JUST TRYING TO GRAB ONTO ANYTHING THAT CAN HELP HIM BEFORE CHARLIE ENDS UP MAKING HIM PASS OUT!
Persephone: HE’S REACHING FOR A PIECE OF GLASS! MALCOLM HAS A PIECE OF GLASS! MALCOLM BRINGS THE GLASS UP AND SLICES IT ACROSS CHARLIE’S HAND! CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION AND IS CRADLING HIS HAND! MALCOLM ROLLS TO THE EDGE OF THE RING AND PULLS HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON! CHARLIE SHAKES OUT HIS HAND AND REACHES FOR MALCOLM’S LEG, BUT THE BIG 092WHATTHEFUCKEVER HIS GODDAMN NICKNAME IS HOOKS ONTO THE APRON AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: CHARLIE’S HAND IS DISGUSTING AND HE LOOKS REALLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE THROWS CAUTION TO THE WIND AND REACHES BETWEEN THE RO-
Persephone: MALCOLM JUST SMASHED CHARLIE IN THE FACE WITH A CINDERBLOCK! CHARLIE DRAPED OVER THE BARBED WIRE JUST HANGING THERE AND MALCOLM HAS PULLED A KENDO STICK OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! HE CRACKS CHARLIE ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT AND THEN SMASHES IT DOWN ACROSS CHARLIE’S SKULL! MALCOLM SLAMS THE KENDO STICK DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S NECK AND HE SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING! MALCOLM IS WHIPPING CHARLIE WITH THE KENDO STICK, BEATING HIM BLOODY, AND FINALLY HE BREAKS THE STICK OVER CHARLIE’S BACK! MALCOLM PULLS CHARLIE OUT OF THE ROPES AND HE PUTS CHARLIE DOWN WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
James Peters: MALCOLM ELECTS NOT TO GO FOR THE COVER AND HE DRAGS CHARLIE OVER TO THE NAIL BOARD! HE PLACES CHARLIE ON TOP OF IT AND THERE IS MALCOLM WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO CHARLIE! MALCOLM CRUSHES CHARLIE’S BATTERED BACK INTO THE NAILS AND THE SCREAM OF AGONY THAT JUST RIPPED FROM CHARLIE’S THROAT IS BLOOD CURDLING! MALCOLM ROLLS CHARLIE OFF THE BOARD AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! NO! NO! CHARLIE KICKED OUT! CHARLIE KICKED THE FUCK OUT!
Persephone: THE SNUFF FILM CONTINUES!!! :blessed:! :blessed:! :blessed:!
James Peters: Malcolm doesn’t know what to do right now! He has literally beaten this man within an inch of his life and somehow Charlie continues to survive! Short of actually killing him, I don’t even know what Malcolm can do at this point!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is just going to have to finish this match. That’s all there is to it. Neither man has been able to put the other away so far, and right now, Malcolm is in full control. He finally gets up and brings Charlie up with him. He clubs Charlie in the back a few times before pulling him in position for ‘Shake The Room’!
Persephone: BACK BODY DROP! CHARLIE SOMEHOW FOUND THE ENERGY TO SEND MALCOLM TUMBLING OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP!
James Peters: Charlie drops to his knees and crawls to the corner, putting space between himself and Malcolm Jones. This match has been a fucking war and there has to be a winner. Someone has to have their hand raised at the end of the match. At this point, both of these men are running off fumes, and Charlie has gripped the ropes to pull himself up. The barbs and razors are digging into his hands as he struggles to his feet, but that’s nothing compared to what this man has already been through.
Rich Russillo: Malcolm has made his way over to the other corner. He’s back to his feet as well and he is staring a hole in Charlie Marr. There is nothing but pure hate on the blood stained, wounded face of Malcolm Jones right now. These two men have been through hell and back this season, and it’s about to come to an end… right fucking now.
Persephone: They meet in the middle of the ring and it’s MJ who fires off the first punch!
James Peters: CHARLIE WITH A RIGHT! MALCOLM ANSWERS! THEY ARE LETTING GO RIGHT NOW AND JUST BATTERING ONE ANOTHER! IT’S MALCOLM! IT’S CHARLIE! MALCOLM! CHARLIE! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM! MALCOLM GOES FOR A KNOCKOUT BLOW BUT CHARLIE HAS ENOUGH LEFT TO DUCK! HE GRABS MALCOLM AROUND THE WAIST BUT MALCOLM BLOCKS THE GERMAN! CHARLIE MANAGES TO AVOID A BACK ELBOW AND HE WRESTLES MALCOLM TO THE MAT! THESE TWO MEN ARE ROLLING AROUND IN ALL THIS BROKEN GLASS! THEY ARE DEALING WITH THUMBTACKS! THEY HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH HERE TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE LOOKS FOR A FRONT FACELOCK, BUT MALCOLM ROLLS OVER TO THE SIDE AND HE GRABS CHARLIE! COCAINA CLUTCH! CAN HE LOCK IT IN?!
Persephone: CHARLIE HAS THE BROKEN KENDO STICK! HE JUST STABBED MALCOLM IN THE SIDE! CHARLIE ROLLS AWAY FROM MALCOLM AND LOOKS TO STAB HIS OPPONENT AGAIN, BUT MALCOLM GETS HIS HANDS UP! HE USES HIS LEGS TO WRAP CHARLIE IN A HEAD SCISSORS, BUT CHARLIE FLIPS OVER AND IS SOMEHOW BACK TO HIS FEET! MALCOLM THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER AS CHARLIE RUSHES HIM! CHARLIE STOPS HIMSELF FROM CRASHING INTO THE ROPES AND MALCOLM IS UP! HE FLIES AT CHARLIE, BUT CHARLIE GETS HIS FOOT UP! MALCOLM EATS A BOOT TO THE JAW, AND CHARLIE GOES FOR THE CHARING CROSS!
James Peters: MALCOLM DUCKS! MALCOLM FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK! HE CATCHES CHARLIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND CHARLIE TUMBLES INTO THE ROPES! MALCOLM QUICKLY GRABS CHARLIE AND ROLLS HIM UP!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: BUT CHARLIE ROLLS THROUGH! HE GRABS MALCOLM FROM BEHIND AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE CORNER WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! MALCOLM’S HEAD STRIKES THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AND CHARLIE IS GRABBING ONE OF THOSE NAIL BOARDS! HE LEANS THE NAIL BOARD AGAINST MALCOLM AND HE HITS IT WITH A DROPKICK! THOSE NAILS SLAM INTO MALCOLM AND CHARLIE SLIPS OUT OF THE RING! HE’S GOT A TABLE! HE’S GOT SOME LIGHTER FLUID! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ABOUT TO DO????
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I don’t know but Charlie has a look of sheer desperation in his eyes right now. I think he knows this might be his only chance to win this match.
James Peters: Charlie quickly sets up the table and is dousing it in lighter fluid :lupe:!
Persephone: But he doesn’t see that Malcolm Jones has somehow pushed that nail bed off him and is dragging himself back up. Charlie whirls around to retrieve Malcolm AND MALCOLM GREETS HIM WITH A RUNNING ENZUIGIRI! CHARLIE CRUMBLES TO THE CANVAS AND MALCOLM TAKES A MOMENT TO CATCH HIS BREATH!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM LOOKS AT THE CORNER AND HE IS GRABBING THE BED OF NAILS! MALCOLM DRAGS IT TOWARDS THE TABLE AND HE IS PUTTING THE NAIL BED ON TOP OF THE TABLE! MALCOLM GRABS THE BOTTLE OF LIGHTER FLUID AND HE IS EMPTYING IT OUT NOW! MALCOLM IS DOUSING THE NAILS WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD :lupe:!!!!
Persephone: MALCOLM SLIPS OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A LIGHTER! WE ABOUT TO LIGHT THIS SHIT ON FIRE!!! FUCK YES! VOLTAGE!
James Peters: :skip: I THOUGHT YOU HATED VOLTAGE?!
Persephone: BUT I STAN DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND THE FACT THERE’S ABOUT TO BE A FIRE! THE OTHER NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I SET ALL OF RAVEN’S CLOTHES ON FIRE! :blessed: :blessed: LIGHT THAT SHIT ON FIRE MALCOLM! DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE!!!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: MALCOLM JUST LIT THE WHOLE SET UP ON FIRE!
Persephone: 🥰🥰🥰 I wish it were Rex setting things on fire!
James Peters: MALCOLM IS DRAGGING CHARLIE OVER TO THE CORNER AND HE IS SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES! HE HAS A HOLD OF CHARLIE, BUT CHARLIE IS FIGHTING BACK WITH STIFF RIGHT HANDS! MALCOLM DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO CHARLIE’S SKULL OVER AND OVER! THAT ALLOWS MALCOLM TO BRING THEM BOTH TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE :lupe: AND HOLY SHIT! HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!!!
Rich Russillo: SPANISH FLY! MALCOLM JONES WITH A SPANISH FLY ON CHARLIE MARR ONTO THE BURNING TABLE SET UP!
Persephone: THE TABLE CRACKS UNDER THE IMPACT AND SURELY BOTH MEN ARE DEAD! BELLA HAS GIVEN THE REFEREE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND HE IS SPRAYING BOTH MEN AND THE TABLE!
James Peters: MALCOLM ROLLS OF CHARLIE AND CURLS UP INTO THE FETAL POSITION! HE TOOK A MASSIVE RISK AND SACRIFICED HIMSELF!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE IS FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDION! THOSE NAILS ARE EMBEDDING INTO HIS BACK AND I THINK SOME OF HIS BEARD HAS BEEN SINGED OFF :mjcry:
Persephone: BUT LOOK! MALCOLM IS FINALLY MOVING! HE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE LEG AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE WRECKAGE! CHARLIE’S SHOULDERS ARE FLAT ON THE MAT AND MALCOLM HAS ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK TO THROW HIS ARM OVER CHARLIE’S CHEST!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MALCOLM JONES!!!
(“Christopher Walking” by Pop Smoke begins to blast across the PA system, but Malcolm is unable to move. He is battered, burnt, and broken, but he is also a winner. The referee is down and checking on both men, as several officials have already made their way down to the ring. They are cutting away the razor wrapped barbed wire ring ropes and medical officials are rushing out.)
James Peters: I literally have no words to describe what we just witnessed. That was no wrestling match.
Persephone: You’re right. It was torture porn. I feel like grabbing Rex and making a baby right now.
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones and Charlie Marr have been at one another’s throats since August of last year and it all came to a head tonight in something I don’t think I will ever forget. Pain for Pride is called the ‘Showcase of the Immortals’ and tonight both men showed us just how close to immortal they actually are. This war, this massacre… whatever the fuck that was… :wow: is over. It is finally over.
(Charlie and Malcolm are both being tended to by paramedics and members of the EAW medical team. It’s a sight to behold as both men are loaded up and removed from the blood soaked ring. Charlie is the first to be carried out, and the stretcher with Malcolm is second.)
James Peters: I’m not sure if either of these two thought they would be leaving Pain for Pride like this, or perhaps this was the only way this could ever end between them. I don’t know guys. I just really don’t know. :wow:
Persephone: :wow:
Rich Russillo: :wow:
(Charlie is taken around the guerilla curtain and the camera focuses on Malcolm. He is awake and with the last bit of energy he has left, he raises his fist in the air ✊🏿.)
(Pain for Pride fades to black to allow the ring crew to come out and start clean-up before the next match begins.)
(15 Minute Intermission)
( Open to Lincoln Financial Field. )
( Open to Lincoln Financial Field. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and is a PROPHETIC VISIONS match, for the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In this match there will be no count outs, no disqualifications, and all falls are subject to take place within as well as beyond the limitations of time and space! The only way for this contest to end is via pinfall or submission, and in this match, there MUST BE A WINNER!
( ♪ ‘This is Your Life’ by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden ♪ )
( Drake King walks out through the curtain dressed in his usual ring gear and an authentic ‘Paragon’ t-shirt offered exclusively on EAWrestling.com. Drake steps out to the stage, soaking in the atmosphere, the pageantry, the awe inspiring scenery that comes with competing at The Showcase of The Immortals. )
( After taking a deep breath, Drake opens his eyes. Nobody is there. The crowd is completely devoid of fans, the commentary desks are empty. The ringside area is vacant. It is merely him and the camera crew, as well as a referee waiting in the ring. )
( Drake appears to not question this – he continues his way to the ring brimming with confidence. He proclaims to the world “I AM THE CHAMP, I AM THE PARAGON, JESSICA WHO?” while proudly carrying the World Heavyweight Title. )
( Fireworks sound off high above the stadium, adding to the allure of Drake’s entrance. His body language says it all, he is amped up, prepared for war, destined for glory, born for greatness. The swagger in which he walks about is that of a man who is the hero in this story. He proudly enters the ring….. )
( ….. King enters the ring, and is met with a mirror standing in the middle of it. )
( Drake’s music eventually dies down. His eyes scan up and down the standing mirror, surveying the wooden outlined texture of it, and how it is designed to look eerily similar to that of a throne. Drake becomes distracted, and infatuated, by his own reflection. )
Drake King: Jiminy cricket! Who is this handsome son of a biscuit?
( Drake adjusts his hair, licking his thumb and pressing it along his bangs. He pats the gold surface of his World Heavyweight Championship belt. )
Drake King: Oh yeah, that’s me. I’m that handsome son of a biscuit. But this title? It makes me look even better. I’ll look darn great standing over Viz’s cold, frail, dead bod-
( A familiar hand reaches out from inside the mirror, and yanks Drake King in. )
( The World Heavyweight Title drops to the floor in the ring after falling out of Drake’s hands. The screen cuts to black. )
♪ Nirvana – ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ ♪
Famous voice: Good morning, USA!
Another famous voice: YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOOO! PEACE TO THE PLANET, IT’S SATURDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
( We arrive at a very familiar morning radio station. )
DJ Envy: This is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God – The Breakfast Club – here with a very special guest at this time! DRAKE KING!!!
( Pan to Drake King who sits in between Charlamagne and Angela Yee, looking a mixture of both confused and utterly exhausted. )
DJ Envy: We’re very happy to have you, Mr. EAW Heavyweight Champion of the World. How are you feeling today good sir?
Drake King: *wiping the crust out of his eyes* Really exhausted actually. Must have been a late night. But uh, excited at the same time too I guess. Feels like a couple of minutes ago I was in my bed dreaming about competing at this year’s Pain for Pride.
Charlamagne Tha God: Well Drake what if we told you you actually ARE competing at this year’s Pain for Pride?
Drake King: Yeah I know that I am, I’m gonna be in the headliner of the whole show.
Angela Yee: No, what he means is, you are currently in your Pain for Pride match right now as we speak.
Drake King: (chuckles) Well this definitely doesn’t look like a ring to me. I’m pretty sure I’d know if I were at Pain for Pride or not.
Charlamagne Tha God: Oh Drake, Drakey Drakey Drake. Don’t be a donkey! You of all people should know that not every wrestling match takes place inside of the 20×20 squared circle! I’m not the highest strain of weed in the dispensary but even I know that!
Drake King: You’re a real comedian. Fine I’ll humor you. So if this is Prophetic Visions then what am I even doing here? Heck – what are you doing here?
Charlamagne Tha God: Oh lord 🙄 Is it not obvious by now? We’re the special guest commentary!
Drake King: :oh:
???: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
( Drake winces, as if a whistle were blown into his ears. )
???: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE
( Soulja Boy walks into The Breakfast Club studio dressed in a ‘Sovereign’ Visual Prophet t-shirt, ‘Bae’ themed headband, Viz-style spectacles covering his eyes and a pair of #VoosieSlides on his feet. Drake turns to him, disgusted by Soulja’s outfit, and appalled that anyone would interrupt his interview. )
Soulja Boy: HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA GO BEING SO NAIVE, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE? HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA STAB IN THE BACK, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT KARMA IS TRULY A BITCH DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Drake King: First of all it is like 6 in the morning, would you please stop being so loud?! Secondly, what in the H-E-🏒🏒 are you wearing?! Take that off man, you look pathetic.
Angela Yee: More like “prophetic”.
Soulja Boy: “Pathetic?!” “PATHETIC?!” I’d rather look pathetic than live my life actually BEING pathetic DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE. You have no idea how pathetic you’re gonna be in the end DRAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. How many friends, families, and associates are you gonna screw over until you learn to be better DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE? You’re gonna lose everything you have if you don’t change your act fast DRAAAAAAAAAKE, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEAAAHHH
Drake King: Don’t you dare start spewing that nonsense that Viz and Jessica keep spewing! I’m not the bad guy here, I only do what’s right by me and by my family, and if the people I love would listen to me more they wouldn’t end up in the situations that they’re in! I am so sick of the world trying to guilt trip me into feeling remorse for turning my back on that perverted creep Viz, but I’ll tell you what I told the world already, I DIDN’T SCREW VIZ. VIZ SCREWED VIZ. And when I get my hands on him, I’m gonna do a whole lot more than just screw him.
Charlamagne Tha God: Oh word? What you gonna do to him Drake I’m getting hard just thinking about it :ohlawd:
Studio: ..
Drake: I’m going to make him suffer.
( Big Soulja shrugs his shoulders. )
Soulja Boy: It seems like you ain’t gonna learn unless you learn the hard way DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE-
( A team full of large, muscle bound men in t-shirts two sizes too small come charging into the room. These are revealed to be the same security team that accompanied Visual Prophet on last week’s Dynasty. )
DJ Envy: OH NO! IT’S VIZZY’S BOOTYGOONS!
Drake: …
Charlamagne Tha God: THEY’RE HERE FOR YOU DRAKE! YEE MOVE OUT THE WAY :damn:
( One of The Vizzygoons seductively massage Drake’s shoulders from behind. )
( Drake grabs the Breakfast Club studio microphones and spikes it into the Vizzygoon’s eye, sending him to the ground rolling in pain. )
Charlamagne Tha God: Now Drake did you really have to be so violent with the microphone? :picard: At least save the jamming of the phallic-shaped objects in the eyes for the bedroom. After all it is still Pride month for pete’s sake, ain’t nothing wrong with a little man-on-man affection. Now you just got the rest of them fired up.
( The rest of the Vizzygoons come storming past Angela Yee and surround Drake on all sides and drag him out of the room. Drake is struggling to escape from their grasp. )
Drake King: HEY YOU HEATHENS GET OFF OF ME! UNHAND ME RIGHT NOW! I AM THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
One of the Vizzygoons: You gon be the World Heavyweight Champion of getting your ass ate like a cupcake :shaq:
( They are in the Power 105.1 radio station corporate hallways, attempting to drag Drake into a gangbang closet. )
DJ Envy: Our World Heavyweight Champion refuses to be detained by these barbarians! He slips an arm away from one of the Vizzygopns and jams an elbow right to the mush! Right hand to another Vizzygoon! HEY TWO OF THEM ARE TRYING TO PULL DOWN DRAKE’S PANTS!
BUT HE PLANTS A KICK SQUARE INTO ONE OF THEIR FACES, AND TOSSES ONE VIZZYGOON INTO THE OTHER! Drake King is hightailing it out of our Breakfast Club corporate wing!
( Drake King shoves an intern out of the way and one of the Vizzygoons catch up to him and tackles him. )
Angela Yee: DRAKE AND ONE OF THE VIZZYGOONS ARE TUSSLING AROUND, SLAMMING THROUGH A DOOR AND ENDING UP IN A BOARDROOM DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE!
( INSIDE THE IHEARTRADIO CONFERENCE ROOM: The board of music industry execs stand up in shock, the presenter who is currently standing in front of the presentation backs away. )
Charlamagne Tha God: Drake with a SUPERKICK ON VIZZYGOON III! VIZZYGOON’S IV AND V TAKE HIM AT BOTH SIDES! But Drake slams their two heads together like a pair of coconuts, and TOSSES Vizzygoon IV head first into the podium at the front of the room! He takes Vizzygoon V by both ankles and sends him with a SLINGSHOT CRASHING INTO THE OVERHEAD PROJECTOR! SHEESH DRAKE!
Angela Yee: Vizzygoon’s VI and VII bum rush in, one of them’s got a crow bar! They swing it right into Drake’s ribs! NO! Drake catches it just before it hits him, clubs him with a head butt! Vizzygoon VII takes him by the waist but Drake swings back an elbow which causes VII to lean over the boardroom table.
Board room execs: :damn: !!!!!!!
Charlamagne Tha God: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?!!? DRAKE JUST SMASHED VIZZYGOON VII’S HEAD OPEN LIKE A PUMPKIN AGAINST THAT TABLE, USING THE CROW BAR!
Angela Yee: Vizzygoon VI comes bum rushing at our World Heavyweight Champion! BACK BODY DROP SENDS HIM INTO THE BOARDROOM TABLE! Now the rest of the execs remaining who were thoroughly entertained for a moment are obviously shook by how heated this action is getting, they’re getting the hell outta dodge! An eighth Vizzygoon enters the boardroom, but Drake standing on the conference room table picks up one of the office chairs and TOSSES IT RIGHT AT THE VIZZYGOON’S HEAD! KNOCKING HIM OUT!
Meanwhile Vizzygoon VI is crawling away, leaning over the Polycom SoundPound conference phone at the middle of the table… DRAKE RUNS DOWN THE LONG CONFERENCE ROOM TABLE!
Charlamagne Tha God: SUNSET FLIP CURB STOMP SMASHING HIS HEAD THROUGH THE PHONE!!!!!! JESUSSSS!! BROKEN DREAM?! MORE LIKE BROKEN SKULL! DRAKE YOU AN ANIMAL :wow:
( More Vizzygoons come bursting in as though there were an infinite number of them. Drake high tails it out of the board room from the emergency exit door, and jogs to the nearest elevator. He opens it up, and is confronted by Soulja Boy inside of the elevator. )
( Soulja Boy grabs Drake by his neck and is attempting to strangle him to death. )
DJ Envy: OH SHIT! BIG SOULJA IS GOING FOR THE JUGULAR! HE WANTS TO TEACH DRAKE A LESSON!
Charlamagne Tha God: YES! GET HIM BIG SOULJA! BOX HIM UP!
Angela Yee: Charlamagne no cheering! Drake King plants a firm headbutt, and smashes his face into the button control panel of the elevator! Drake grabs him by his gold chain, pulls him out of the elevator and sends Soulja SMASHING THROUGH A STUDIO GLASS WINDOW!!!! HEY THAT’S WHERE ANGIE MARTINEZ DOES HER BROADCAST! SHE’S GONNA BE REALLY MAD ABOUT THAT MESS YOU GUYS!
( Drake spots a handful of Vizzygoons charging down the cramped Power 105.1 radio station hallways. King turns to the elevator, but it’s already closed and onto the next floor. Drake says “Frick this” and bursts through a set of double doors heading into an emergency staircase. He sprints down the steps for dear life. )
Drake King: I gotta get out of this heckhole!
( Several flights down the spiralling emergency staircase show more Vizzygoons marching up the stairs. Drake looks above his flight, and sees more goons on the way. )
Angela Yee: It looks like our World Heavyweight Champion is stuck in between a rock and a hard place!
Charlamagne Tha God: He’s about to be stuck between a cock and hard face!
Angela Yee: What is wrong with you …
DJ Envy: I concur Charlamagne! The Vizzygoons are on him like jam on toast and they’re hot and they’re horny!
Charlamagne Tha God: Hot & Ready like a 5 dollar Little Caesars pizza! And oh they about to take a nice juicy slice of that Drake King booty! Hot & ready for that Torres tush!
( Drake opts to take one more flight down, and enter the third floor wing of the corporate office. )
Angela Yee: :damn:
Charlamagne Tha God: BIG SOULJA NO!
( Soulja Boy tackles Drake King through a window and sends both of their bodies plummeting three stories below into the streets of New York City. )
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( We arrive at the St. Vizcent Medical Facility in an undisclosed, remote location containing one singular main road and no other sign of life for miles. In one of the rooms, Drake King is laid up in a window side bed, hooked up to an IV covered in a hospital gown and wrapped up in bandages following his horrific fall. )
( Drake is slowly but surely beginning to ‘come to’. He looks around the hospital room, and looks out of the window displaying a view of endless miles of barren wasteland. The hospital TV mounted on the wall is currently tuned to MSNBC where Jake Tapper is now employed. )
Jake Tapper: In sports entertainment news – we are just days away from EAW’s yearly annual spectacle event, “Pain for Pride” featuring one of EAW’s headlining acts, the one and only, Visual Prophet!
Drake King: … And Drake King.
Jake Tapper: AND DRAKE KING!
Drake King: :respek:
Jake Tapper: ‘S sister, the lovely Jessica Miller, who will be joining The Visual Prophet in yet another World Heavyweight Title defense for yet another consecutive year. She is here to spend the morning in our MSNBC studio joining at this time, thanks for stopping by Jessica.
( Jessica Miller with significantly longer hair and, um, ‘enhancements’ is sitting across from Jake Tapper. )
Drake: What in the
Jessica Miller: Thank you kindly for having me.
( Somebody enters the hospital room. )
Drake King: Nurse Goldstein???
( An older looking Nurse Goldstein walks into the room carrying a silver tray containing bandage replacement utensils. She turns down the volume on the television. )
Nurse Goldstein: Drake! It is so good to see that you’re conscious. And look, your skin’s finally got a bit of color to it as well. It appears a little sunshine and a bit of R&R did you some wonders!
Drake King: I feel like crud. I hardly even know what the heck is happening. Last time I checked I was being mugged by a bunch of filthy hooligans, then some other nutjob tosses me through a window, and now I’m here. Why am I here?
Nurse Goldstein: Well, I don’t exactly have the answers you’re looking for Mr. Torres, but I am in need of a bit of information from you now that you are awake. (picks up a clipboard from the counter top) We weren’t able to get any Emergency Contact information after they swept your remains off of the streets of New York City.
Drake King: Wait, New York City? I’m supposed to be in Philadelphia. I’m supposed to be at Pain for Pride!
Nurse Goldstein: Well, they found you on 32nd Ave, which sure appears to be New York to me. Then again who knows, maybe it’s one of these ‘quantum paradox’ thingys Dr. Blue used to always hypothesize about in her sleep during one of her fever dreams. Maybe as we speak you are both everywhere and nowhere at the very same time.
(awkward silence)
Anywho, emergency contacts? We need at least one, before you can be discharged.
Drake King: Well, it should be obvious. Put Sierra down.
Nurse Goldstein: (looking at the clipboard) Sierra….Sierra….Bradford? It appears we tried her already. Claims you haven’t spoken to her in years.
Drake King: Huh? Don’t be absurd, that is my girlfriend. SIERRA – S-I-E-R-R-A, Bradford.
Nurse Goldstein: That name’s been crossed off.
Drake King: What in the blue devil are you talking about? Then put one of my parents! Angel Miller and Kevin Torres. Let me know when you’re ready for their number.
Nurse Goldstein: (looks at the clipboard again) No can do. They claim they don’t even know you.
Drake King: THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS! THEY’RE MY OWN PARENTS!
Nurse Goldstein: I’m sure you’re telling the truth, Mr. Torres. However (looking up at the TV) I’m under the impression that they have… “better”… things to do.
( Drake looks up at the TV which shows B-Roll footage of Jessica Miller’s MSNBC interview with Jake Tapper. They show Jessica’s wedding photos with Visual Prophet, and a family portrait of Viz, Jessica, along with Drake & Jessica’s parents. The ticker reads “Kevin Torres: ‘Viz is like the son I never had.” and the footage depicts a “story of ups and of downs bringing a beautiful family closer together” )
Drake King: What the frick are you people even playing up there? What is this nonsense?!
Nurse Goldstein: It’s just daytime TV, Drake.
Drake King: P*ss off with your daytime TV! That is literally my family! Why are my parents rubbing shoulders with the enemy? Don’t tell me he’s gotten into their heads too! Even after everything he’s done don’t you dare tell me they’re still going to side with that CLOWN!
Nurse Goldstein: It isn’t exactly hard to do now that you’re out of the picture.
( Drake is dumbfounded by that last comment. Nurse Goldstein leaves her clipboard in Drake’s lap, and pats him on his head, feeling sorry for him. )
Nurse Goldstein: Don’t worry about it sweetie. I will give you some time to collect your thoughts, I understand this is an emotional time for you with everything you’ve been through. Feel free to ring when you’re able to find somebody to put down as a contact. I’ll be back to change your bandages later, and the doctor will be in to see you sometime today.
( Goldstein gives him another reassuring pat on the shoulder, which stings Drake. She leaves him the remote and leaves him to his own privacy. Drake picks up the remote and raises the volume so that he can hear what is going on. )
Jake Tapper: Well Jessica your confidence in your husband and father of two children, Visual Prophet, is infectious. If I were a betting man I certainly wouldn’t ever put any of it up against him, however you also can’t argue the validity of his opponent this weekend, an Elitist of the Decade candidate in his own right, Xander Payne.
Jessica Miller: My husband’s opponent may be a 5-time World Champion, but he isn’t the longest reigning champion in the history of EAW. That accolade belongs to my man, The Sovereign himself, Vizzy Vizzy Vizzy. He will leave Pain for Pride 20 the same way he’s left every Pain for Pride for years now. World Heavyweight Champion. Sovereign king daddy.
Drake King: :wtf: !!!!!!!!!!
Jake Tapper: Jess thank you so much for stopping by, good luck this weekend. (switching gears) Pain for Pride XX takes place this weekend from the King Abdullah Sports City Stadium in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia featuring Visual Prophet and the 5-time World Champion Xander Payne.
We now set our sights towards a multiple-time World Champion and Hall of Famer in her own right, Darcy May Morgan who will be defending the EAW Championship against back-to-back Grand Rampage winner, Sarah Price, and Darcy’s opponent at last year’s Pain for Pride headline, Sierra Bradford. Let’s get a look at that contest to watch the drama that unfold.
Drake King: Nonsense.
( Drake goes from sitting back rolling his eyes, to sitting up in absolute shock as he watches highlights of ‘last year’s’ Pain for Pride headlining match featuring an older Sierra Bradford and Darcy May Morgan. )
Drake King: Uh WHAT
( Darcy and Sierra have both sold out Pain for Pride 19 aka “Pain for Pride Festival II: Electric Boogaloo”, and are exchanging ferocious strikes in front of an audience of 200,000. Stew-O is belting out the names of moves after moves, counter after reversals, and Drake can only shake his head in panic-induced hysteria. )
Stew-O: SIERRA WITH A SPRINGBOARD GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE APRON!!! THAT’S VINTAGE SIERRA!
TLA (now semi-retired and resigned to commentary): NOT SO FAST HOMES! DARCY COUNTERS WITH A BACK ELBOW! OH SHIT! SLINGSHOT SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES, DARCY BE TEARING BITCHES IN HALF N SHIT! AND THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: NOOOO SIERRA KICKS OUT!
TLA: ONLY IN EAW CAN THE KICK OUT AFTER THE BELL RING STILL COUNT! I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD WHEN THEY DO IT AFTER 3, BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL AMIGO!
( The brief replay ends, and Jake Tapper is sitting at his desk with more familiar faces. )
Jake Tapper: Now with me at this time are two very special guests to discuss their upcoming Pain for Pride matches. Sierra Bradford, and her fiance…
The Answers World Champion, JAKE SMITH!
Drake King: No.
( Jake Smith and Sierra Bradford are on TV, holding hands, with Jake giving a cocky smirk and Sierra showing off a shiny new engagement ring. )
Drake King: No no no no no no NO. NO! NEVER!
( Drake nearly has a mental breakdown, he rips off the covers and sees himself in his hospital gown. He rips off the gown and pulls the tubes from his body, still dressed in his ring gear and signature t-shirt. He jumps out of the bed and runs his hands all over his t-shirt and pats his tights as though he were doing it to cling to his own sanity. )
???: Mr. Torres the doctor is here to see you!
( Drake turns around. )
( Dr. Vizzy walks into the room, dressed in khaki pants, a lab coat, face mask, tinted spectacles and his hair tied back covered by a red-cross bandana. His badge reads “Dr. Vizzy MD – short for ManDingo” )
Drake King: IT’S YOU! YOU SICKO! I’M GONNA DESTROY YOU!
( The Breakfast Club chimes in over commentary from the space-time continuum ether. )
DJ Envy: UH OH, DRAKE SEES VIZZY, VIZZY SEES DRAKE, AND IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
Charlamagne Tha God: DRAKE KING ATTACKS OUR INNOCENT DR. VIZZY UNPROVOKED JUST LIKE YOU WOULD EXPECT OUT OF AN UNSEASONED YAKUBIAN WHITE DEVIL, AND DR. VIZZY HAS NO WAY TO DEFEND HIMSELF! DOES THIS GUY HAVE ANY SHAME? ANY SCRUPLES? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Angela Yee: Drake King is letting those rights and lefts fly! Dr. Vizzy is absorbing the blows, and Drake sends him running head first into a wall! Good lord! He smashes Dr. Vizzy’s head against the marble sink! And runs him full speed into one of the medicine cabinets! The poor Doctor stumbles away, holding his head, doubling over in agony; but Drake is letting him have it, hammering away over the spine mustering up a whole lot of fury behind each of those strikes!
DJ Envy: Dr. Vizzy shoves Drake away and jumps over the hospital bed, now it looks like he is pleading for his life!
Dr. Vizzy: Please, Drakey wakey, I’m just a doctor! I’m harmless! You gotta believe me! I am not the enemy here!
Drake King: YOU’RE FULL OF IT! YOU HAD ME SET UP TO BE MUGGED BY YOUR BOOTYGOONS AND HAVE ME THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
( Drake chases Dr. Vizzy around the hospital bed, and Dr. Vizzy jumps over to the other side. )
Dr. Vizzy: Drakeykins! Heavens! What are you saying?! You’ve got it all wrong! As usual. I didn’t put you in this position! YOU did! You’re making a horrible mistake!
Drake King: THE ONLY MISTAKE WAS MADE BY YOU WASTING MY TIME ALL OF THESE MONTHS, SCREWING WITH ME, TOYING WITH MY LIVELIHOOD, WITH MY FAMILY! YOU’RE GONNA RUE THE DAY YOU EVER MET ME!!
( Drake leaps ACROSS the hospital bed, and Dr. Vizzy crawls underneath it desperately. Drake drags Dr. Vizzy by the ankles out from underneath. Dr. Vizzy cowers with his hands up, at Drake’s mercy while Drake stands over him menacingly. )
Dr. Vizzy: I’m only here to help you, Drakey wakey! Scouts honor! Cross my heart and hope you – I mean hope to die!
Drake King: One of us is dying today you MANIAC!!!!
DJ Envy: DRAKE SLAPS BOTH HANDS AROUND DR. VIZZY’S THROAT, HE IS GOING TO STRANGLE THE GOOD DOCTOR WITH BOTH HANDS!
Charlamagne Tha God: BUT ONE OF THE SCISSORS THAT FELL FROM THE HOSPITAL BED END UP WITHIN DR. VIZZY’S REACH! DR. VIZZY PICKS ONE OF THEM UP AND STABS DRAKE IN THE ARM!
Angela Yee: Drake caught Dr. Vizzy by the wrist at the last moment! They are struggling over the pair of scissors, but Dr. Vizzy uses both feet to kick Drake off of him and scramble up to his feet! Drake comes right after him, but Dr. Vizzy SHOVES the IV unit into him and quickly scrambles through the curtains to hightail it!
( Drake King darts through the portiere and runs past a dying AIDS patient in the room across from him. Drake and Dr. Vizzy are now in the ‘Vintensive Care Unit’ as labeled by one of the overhead banners. )
DJ Envy: Dr. Vizzy is making a bee line down the hallways but Drake has caught up to him, only for Dr. Vizzy to SLING DRAKE OVER ONE OF THE MEDICAL COUNTERS, LANDING INTO THE CLERICAL STAFF’S LAPS!
( The clerical staff tosses Drake to the floor and takes their leave. Drake scrambles back up. )
DJ Envy: DR. VIZZY OFF THE COUNTER TABLE WITH A DIVING AX HANDLE SMASH! He pulls Drake up from the ground and sends Drake CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO A UNISEX BATHROOM DOOR! Drake bounces off of it, Dr. Vizzy takes him by the nape of the yet again and sends him back into it with TWICE the force! SMASHING IT OFF OF ITS HINGES!
( Drake lands in front of a geriatric old man taking a shit. The old man jumps up, quickly pulls up his pants and waddles away. Dr. Vizzy picks up Drake King and hovers his head over the unflushed toilet. )
Dr. Vizzy: DRAKE YOU APPEAR TO BE SUFFERING FROM EXTREME DEHYDRATION, LET DR. VIZZY HELP YOU!
Angela Yee: DR. VIZZY GIVES DRAKE KING A SWIRLY! OH NOOOOOOO!
DJ Envy: Not yet Yee! At the last second Drake rips away Dr. Vizzy’s hands and slams the back of his own head into the Doctor’s nose! He around and lays into Dr. Vizzy with some TUFF right hands! Got to admire King for fighting back, he was almost a goner there! Drake follows Dr. Vizzy out of the bathroom – but Dr. Vizzy tosses a random cart piled with medical equipment into Drake’s groin!
Charlamagne Tha God: But Drake jumps on top of the cart at the last second! AND A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE OFF THE CART TAKES DR. VIZZY DOWN!!!
Angela Yee: Dr. Vizzy is crawling away as quickly as he can, and now two hospital security guards are attempting to restrain the World Heavyweight Champion! But Drake loosens his arms from their hold and counters with a PELE KICK TO ONE OF THEM! The other guard comes at him with a wild right hand, Drake ducks underneath and sends that guard HEAD FIRST INTO THE UNISEX BATHROOM WALL!
( The security guard is hovering over the toilet bowl. )
DJ Envy: BROKEN DREAM INTO THE TOILET!!!!!!! DRAKE JUST CURB STOMPED THAT SECURITY GUARD’S FACE INTO THE SHIT-FILLED TOILET!
( Drake storms out of the bathroom door and sees Dr. Vizzy still recovering down the hallway. Drake sprints after him. )
Charlamagne Tha God: Drake King catches up to Dr. Vizzy and SMASHES HIS FACE INTO A GLASS CABINET CONTAINING A FIRST AID KIT! Drake rips open the cabinet and pulls out the kit, and SMASHES THE SOLID CHASSIS OF THAT FIRST AID KIT OVER DR. VIZZY’S SKULL!
( The contents of the first aid kit are dumped out to the floor. While Dr. Vizzy recovers, Drake King picks up a roll of gauze and a rectal thermometer. )
Angela Yee: Drake King is eyeing our poor Dr. Vizzy with evil intentions. Drake wraps some gauze around his hands, and BLEH, STUFFS IT DOWN DR. VIZZY’S THROAT!!!! Dr. Vizzy’s muffled screams cannot be heard, and Drake uses his other hands to take that rectal thermometer…. AND SPIKES IT REPEATEDLY INTO DR. VIZZY’S TEMPLE!!! How inhumane!
Charlamagne Tha God: Drake as a 40 year old man I can tell you right now that is NOT where it goes!
DJ Envy: DR. VIZZY FIRES BACK WITH A RAKE ACROSS THE EYES! Drake drops the thermometer, Dr. Vizzy is panting and heaving, and Drake comes right after him – OH!
Angela Yee: DR. VIZZY STABS DRAKE KING IN THE EYE WITH THAT RECTAL THERMOMETER :damn: !!!!!!!
Charlamagne Tha God: Dr. Vizzy is just trying to retreat, but Drake still has a hold of his lab coat! DR. VIZZY PUTS DRAKE KING ON HIS ASS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!!
( Drake King is seated, dazed, and Dr. Vizzy runs up to the elevator in a panic. He jams the buttons up and down in both directions, banging on the door, desperately looking to escape before Drake can recover. )
( By the time Drake gets to his feet, the elevator opens up for Dr. Vizzy. )
DJ Envy: Drake King is making a full court press over to that elevator! Can he make it in time?? NOOOO!!!
( Dr. Vizzy blows Drake a kiss. His kiss becomes anthropomorphized into a heart-bubble, and the elevator door slams shut in Drake King’s face. )
Drake: RATS!
( Vizzy’s anthropomorphized heart-bubble circles around Drake King’s head. )
Vizzy’s blown kiss: I wuv you Dwake.
Drake: …
( Drake uses the rectal thermometer to pop the bubble. )
Vizzy’s blown kiss: 🥺💔
( The deflated heart bubble disappears. Drake rolls his eyes. )
( CUT TO: St. Vizcent’s Hospital cafeteria, where Dr. Vizzy strolls on in wiping the sweat from his brow. )
Dr. Vizzy: *sigh* All this whooping Drake King’s ass has my tummy ummy growling. I am just famished, I believe I’ve earned myself a nice little treat.
( Dr. Vizzy approaches the cafeteria buffet line and surveys the list of options. One of the lunch ladies approach from behind the glass to take his order. )
Dr. Vizzy: Hmmm I’ll have a banana pudding parfait, a guava juice, and two mint chocolate pudding pops –
???: TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME YOU JERKHOLE!!!!
( Drake King runs up from the kitchen behind the counter carrying a large, steaming crockpot. )
Charlamagne Tha God: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! DRAKE KING JUST DOUSED DR. VIZZY IN BOILING HOT CHILLI!!!! FRESH OFF THE STOVE!!!
Dr. Vizzy: AAAAAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!! IT’S LIKE FUCKING DRAKE’S MOTHER ALL OVER AGAIN :noah:
( Dr. Vizzy stops, drops and rolls, screaming for his life while Drake King stands there with a sinister grin. The other kitchen staff admonish Drake for his acts. Dr. Vizzy runs from the cafeteria, still screaming in agonizing pain. )
Drake: OH NO YOU DON’T!
( Drake King follows Dr. Vizzy out of the cafeteria, into the St. Vizcents hospital corridor. However, suddenly Dr. Vizzy cannot be seen. The Paragon brushes past medical staff, patients, and he pulls a medical student away from one of the doctors. )
Drake King: Did you see the madman who had me cooped up in here?!
( The student shakes her head, confused by what he’s talking about. Drake keeps walking at a brisk pace, searching around. )
( Drake then spots, in the corner of his eye, Dr. Vizzy walking in a hallway west of him. Drake sprints down the hallway, shoving a medical robot carrying fresh towels and bedsheets out of his way. )
🤖 : 🖕
( Drake turns the corner and spots “Dr. Vizzy” from behind conversing with medical staff. )
Drake King: YOU!
( Drake turns the Doctor around, only for it to be a regular individual and not The Visual Prophet at all. )
( A syringe goes into the back of Drake’s neck. )
???: There there.
( Nurse Vizzy, dressed in scrubs, a face mask, some gloves, crocs and a blonde ‘Karen’ bob cut, allows Drake to slip out of consciousness. )
Drake King: What the frick….Viz you creep…what did you do….help me…somebody help…me……..
( Drake’s speech becomes slurred, and Drake leans into Nurse Vizzy’s toned arms while his jaw begins to hang open and his eyes become glazed over. )
Nurse Vizzy: Now now, Drakeykins. Let yourself go. It’s OK. Haha, get it?
Drake King: No….you…..monster…..
Nurse Vizzy: There there. I’ve got a nice place for you to get some resty rest. With all the milky milk to your heart’s content. (Whispering in Drake’s ear) Remember, like I told you before. I’m not your enemy here. You are. You are your own worst enemy, Drake Miller-Tores. Whatever the fuck your name is. You are, and always have been, your own worst enemy.
( Snapshots come into Drake’s head of Sierra holding hands with Jake, and his parents hugged up with Jessica Miller and The Visual Prophet. )
Nurse Vizzy: But you’re right about one thing. One of us is going to die today. And it isn’t gonna be me, babe. It’s going to be you, and that…what was that word you used earlier?….”PATHETIC”, little ego that you’ve got going for yourself. That’s what I’m gonna have ta kill off, so that you may someday grow as a human being and blossom like the little wallflower that you are.
And more importantly, so that you avoid becoming the ghost of everybody’s past. Starve the ego, feed the soul. That’s the motto, in the words of Sienna Jade, respect it. The process will be painful, as the truth often is. But it’ll all be necessary in the end.
( Drake King is unconscious. Nurse Vizzy “shushes” him to sleep and gently closes his eyelids. He leans Drake back on a portable hospital bed. )
Nurse Vizzy: (to a pair of nearby staff) Fire her up. I’ve got some dirty laundry to air.
( Two hospital interns open up the door to a large laundry chute. )
Nurse Vizzy: And awaaay we GO!
( Nurse Vizzy pushes the portable hospital bed across the hallway as fast as he can, causing other hospital employees to clear out of the way. Drake King is coming to his senses, but by the time he can sit up, Nurse Vizzy sends him flying like a lawn dart from the hospital bed and into the laundry chute. )
Drake King: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
( Drake falls stories below in a dark chute, screaming for his life the entire time. )
( The stories that Drake falls eventually turn into yards. From yards, to miles. And Drake’s falling eventually becomes a plummet through the infinite void of nothingness. “Up” and “Down” no longer exist, he ceases all “traction”, and even his screams begin to fade into the sound of silence. )
( And then Drake lands, into a pile of clothes. )
( Drake sits up, holding his head, groaning in pain until he realizes: )
Drake King: Hmph. Nothing hurts.
( Drake looks around trying to process where he is. )
( This is where Drake discovers that he is inside of a well-furnished cabin in the woods. The snow covered trees outside of the window create a winter wonderland surrounding them, and the room he is in appears to be that of a master bedroom. The clothes he has landed in appear to be the clothes of a man and a woman, thrown to the floor in a bout of passionate love making.
The floors are cozy, carpeted, with all wooden interior furniture. The main piece of the room he is in is the King sized bed itself – shaped out of a “heart”, and the comforter set show stitched lettering that reads “D+S”. He attempts to put two and two together, but his suspicions are confirmed when he looks at the wooden carved dresser and sees a small, framed picture of Sierra Bradford in an all white gown. )
Drake King: Wait, I know this room. We’re in Norway. This is the cabin I wanted to take her to on vacation. This is the place where I wanted to propose.
( Drake snaps out of it. )
Drake King: “Wanted.” WANT. None of that stuff earlier was real. It was all fake. There’s no way Sierra would ever fall for a guy like Jake. No offence to him, but I’m more of a man than he’d ever be. She wants a real man. But at least things are looking normal now. Now let me see if I can get back to Philadelphia and kick Viz’s butt!
( Drake King spots an iPhone on the dresser next to a radio, currently playing ♪Kiss From A Rose♪ by Seal. Drake grabs the phone and takes pause at the date, “December 24th, 2021∞” )
Drake King: Oh.
Feminine voice: Drake.
( Drake looks up from the phone and he can’t believe his eyes. Entering in the room, from the bathroom, is Sarah Price. She is covered in a robe, and looks at him with lust in her eyes. )
Drake King: S-Sarah what on earth……..what are you-
Sarah Price: Sorry to keep you waiting.
( Sarah Price walks up to Drake King, stands on her tiptoes, and kisses him on the lips. )
( Drake pulls back, bewildered. His hands become clammy and his heart starts pounding. )
Drake King: Whoa. Wh-wha-what is happening. Where’s Sierra.
( Sarah chuckles and turns to the mini-portrait of Sierra on the dresser. She sets the portrait onto its face so that it can no longer be in Drake’s focus. Sarah looks back up at Drake with a devious little grin. )
Sarah Price: Not here. Just you, and me (looks down by Drake’s feet) and our clothes.
( Drake swallows his spit, and is stammering before he can get a word out. )
Drake King: Sarah. Why are you acting like that?
Sarah Price: Whatever do you mean?
( Sarah attempts to get closer to him, but Drake backs away towards the king sized bed. He is turning beet red in the face, and is starting to sweat. )
Drake King: This- this is not OK.
Sarah Price: Don’t judge before you even get a chance to see.
( Sarah Price lets down her robe, revealing a pair of ruby red Victoria Secret lingerie underneath and a corset top. Drake gawks at her body, unable to help himself. )
Sarah Price: Is this “OK.”
Drake King: That’s….not PG.
Sarah Price: It doesn’t need to be, baby. It’s just us. Look into your own heart. Think about the way you always looked at me, from day one, even when you and Sierra were still together.
Drake King: We’re still together.
Sarah Price: Earth to Drake. You and Sierra were dead in the water a long time ago. We both know that I’m who you really want.
( Sarah comes closer to Drake, and she takes his hands, allowing him to feel up and down her body. Drake allows her to take the lead, giving in to his inner temptation momentarily – before snapping out of it and creating a bit of separation. )
Drake: I just don’t understand. You didn’t even want to touch me with a ten foot pole. You superkicked me at Fighting Spirit. Now your…clothes are off. And you’re hot for me.
Sarah: Then come take control. It’s what’s in your heart. Don’t fight it.
( Sarah takes Drake by the hand and pulls her to the bed. She sits on the edge of it, and allows Drake to ‘feel’ up on her. She climbs up onto the bed, and pulls Drake up to the bed with her. Sarah is sitting up, and is pulling Drake in between her legs to give him the dominant position. )
♪Baby, to me, you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny
Won’t you tell me, is that healthy, baby?♪
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen♪
Drake: This isn’t right.
Sarah: Maybe it isn’t.
Drake: So why can’t I pull away.
Sarah: Because it’s what you want.
Drake: No, I mean I literally can’t control my body.
Sarah: Most things are outside of our own control, including who our fire burns inside for. It’s why you’re World Champion. It’s why you’re unbeatable. It’s why you’re The Paragon. Sierra didn’t understand, Jessica didn’t understand. Viz didn’t understand. But I do understand, Drake.
( Sarah pulls Drake in, locking lips with him again. Drake mounts on top of her missionary style. )
♪BAABYYYY I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY
OOOH THE MORE I GET OF YOU, THE STRANGER IT FEELS YEAAA♪
Drake: I don’t want to do this. I am not consenting. This isn’t me.
Sarah: Yes it is Drake. You know in your heart that it’s you. Don’t wait anymore. Stop making me wait, I can’t stand it anymore.
( Sarah guides Drake’s hands to her corset, and Drake involuntarily loosens up the strings holding it together. )
( Drake opens up Sarah’s corset. )
♪There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
Youuuuu remain, my POWER, my PLEASURE, my–♪
( Instead of a feminine body, the corset unveils a set of bronze, chiseled, manly abs. )
Drake: .
( ♪Record scratch♪. Drake looks up, and sees himself mounted on top of The Visual Prophet, in between his legs, with Viz dressed in the same lingerie and “devil” horns on top of his head. )
The Visual Prophet: Aren’t you gonna buy me dinner first? 💅
Drake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( Drake King and Visual Prophet plummet through the bed, into the depths beneath the earth, into the endless bowels of Hell. Screaming wayward souls and tortured spirits surround them in the pit of flames, and The Visual Prophet is dragging Drake King down into the lake of fire to burn for all of eternity. )
Drake: WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Drake lands rushing rivers of blood in the depths of hell, with skeletal remains scratching and clawing at his limbs by the thousands. )
( Drake is kicking away skeleton arms and legs, and the burnt up skeleton of Joshua Nicholls emerges from the cacophony of others, taking a hold of Drake King by the waist. Drake beats Nicholls over his skeletal head, and stomps him away before attempting to swim up-stream in the river of fire. )
Drake: PLEASE GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Drake, along with the thousands of tortured souls, go falling from the flow of the river of blood down a massive waterfall. His screams join the thousands of demons and heathens who burn, bleed and suffer with him. )
( PAN OUT. )
( Drake King is seen from a microscopic perspective, falling in the stream of blood. )
*PISS*
*PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
( The stream of blood, when panned out, is merely a microscopic view of a stream of urine. )
( A stream of Ryan Wilson’s urine, to be exact, as he stands at a urinal in a bathroom stall, taking a piss break. )
Ryan Wilson: ♪ Whistling♪
( Ryan Wilson picks up a MILLER light from the bathroom counter, zips up his pants and walks out of the bathroom without even washing his hands. )
( A close-up of the urinal drain shows a microscopic view of Drake King and the thousands of damned souls moaning, while soaking in a seemingly boundless ocean of blood and piss. )
( The automatic toilet-flusher goes off, and the thousands begin to scream again. The toilet brings Drake King and the rest of the wayward souls down the drain, into the blackness. )
( CUT TO BLACK. )
“Drake! Drake! Wake up man!”
( We open up to a futuristic, unnamed city during a dark and stormy afternoon. Drake King is lying unconscious next to a dumpster located in an alley behind a brick building, covered up in a tattered brown wool poncho. )
“Bro! Wake up! Drake!”
( Drake groans and opens his eyes, he blinks rapidly and looks up at confusion. )
Drake: What are YOU doing here?
( Standing over him is none other than Drake King’s first opponent in EAW, Viktor Jackson. )
Viktor Jackson: I could say the same thing about you 😐 Why are you laying out behind a dumpster, I thought you were a good Christian boy who didn’t drink. You look messed up dude. Here, let me give you a hand.
( Viktor extends his hand to offer Drake a help up to his feet. Drake accepts it, and Viktor brushes the dust off of Drake’s clothes while Drake still attempts to collect his bearings. Drake then shoves Viktor Jackson back away from him. )
Drake: NO! You stay away from me! Don’t touch me! You’re another one of Viz’s puppets! You’re here to screw with me too! Not this time NOT THIS TIME!
Viktor: What do you mean I’m here to screw with you? Dude I was on my way to the pub and I found you like this. What does any of this gotta do with Viz? Get ahold of yourself Drake, just breathe.
( The thunder sounds off in the distance and the rain becomes increasingly intense. Drake finds himself shivering, looking around with no earthly idea where he is. )
Viktor: Look this weather’s jacked up man. Let’s get inside and we can talk. It’s been a minute since I’ve seen you. Or since anybody’s seen you.
( Drake would absolutely love to know what he means by this. He begrudgingly acquiesces, following Viktor out of the alley. )
( CUT TO: The local pub, where Drake King sits at the counter next to his first opponent in EAW, Viktor Jackson. While Drake appears to be in shambles, Viktor appears to hit it big – wearing expensive, high class clothes and a Richard Mille watch on his wrist. He orders himself a Raspberry IPA and orders Drake a can of sprite citing his ‘Christianity’. Drake is still reeling from some of the information he’s hearing from Viktor. )
Drake: I’d literally have to fall off of the face of the planet for any of this to happen. This isn’t supposed to be my destiny. I am the greatest Elitist of all Time right now, at this very moment. The 2020’s are supposed to be my decade.
Viktor: I hate to break it to you, but Jon Kelton is rating higher on the EOTD polls than you are. Then again the #ComebackSZN was real on that one.
Drake: This isn’t supposed to happen. Everything is supposed to go my way. I still don’t understand how I could just disappear while the world moves on.
Viktor: When you push people away, they usually don’t have a choice in the matter.
( Viktor finishes off his drink. )
Viktor: But you know something Drake you alright in my book. I think there’s still some good inside of you. There’s still that guy who I faced in his debut EAW match all those years ago. The world may have forgotten you but I’ll always remember you for who you were. You were the only guy in that company to treat me like a human being, to talk to me with some respect. It’s a lost art, now. It’s why I got out of the business. But still, I’ll never forget the Drake King I was introduced to. A young, hungry competitor who wanted to make a name for himself.
Drake: Yeah, I did treat you with respect. Not gonna lie, nobody liked you, or even cared about you. You were only ever remembered for being my first opponent last time I checked. But even though I was cordial, at the end of the day you still beat me.
What did treating you with respect ever do for me? That was the old Drake King, the “just OK” Drake King. I became more successful taking matters into my own hands no matter what anybody has to say about it. If people are revolted by the way that I am, as far as I’m concerned that is THEIR problem!
( Drake is making a bit of a scene during his rant, drawing the attention of others in the pub. )
Drake: Why is it always something ‘wrong’ about me? Why is it that every time I do something people don’t like it’s thrown back in my face, while malicious perverts and manipulators like Visual Prophet get away scot free! How is it that everybody is so quick to judge Drake King but they never seem to look at themselves in the mirror especially when they’re WRONG! I’ve been right the whole time Viktor, about everything. You’ve got to believe me!
Viktor: I know, Drake. I know. You’ve been right about a lot. I can’t deny that from you.
Drake: Then what’s getting in my way? What’s turning everybody against me? At this point I’m dying to know.
Viktor: Well, I ain’t your best homie or closest pal, but I can say one thing that might be your undoing.
Drake: Go ahead, tell me, Viz in disguise.
Viktor: What???
( Drake King reaches for Viktor Jackson’s face and attempts to ‘rip’ his face off and unmask The Visual Prophet. )
Viktor: HEY GET OFF ME!!!!
Drake: HAHAHA REAL FUNNY REAL CREATIVE VIZ! YOU ALMOST GOT ME THIS TIME!
( The short-lived scuffle ends in embarrassment for Drake King as Viktor Jackson’s face is still very much attached to his head. Viktor shoves Drake away, and this time the entire pub is silently watching from behind. )
Drake: Frick Vic, my bad dude-
Viktor: NO! NO MORE CHANCES! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOUR REAL PROBLEM IS DRAKE?! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WILL REALLY BE YOUR UNDOING?
( Drake receives a tap on the shoulder from behind by a gloved hand. )
( Drake turns around, nobody is there. )
( Drake’s eyes, however, catch the World Heavyweight Championship with his name on it, dangling out of a garbage bag in a Custodial Caddy. The cleaning lady leaves the front door of the Pub. Drake King’s eyes begin to light up with lust, his mouth hangs agape, as he enters a trance. )
Drake: 😱!! 😍 Could it be?? Hold that thought Vic… I’ve got more important things to tend to…
( Drake exits the same door as the cleaning lady, ending up outside of the pub still in a zombified state. )
Drake: Where did she go? She was so beautiful. I’ve got to find her 😍
( Drake scans the dark and cloudy streets, and spots the custodian heading to the business across the road. However, the World Heavyweight Championship lies at the center of the road. Drake nearly drools over himself over this. He runs up to the title, reaches down for it – )
( Drake’s hands swipe through the holographic World Heavyweight Title. He stands in the middle of the streets, confused. )
( Drake King is hit with a 16-wheeler truck at full speed.)
( From Drake’s POV: Drake King goes flying, rolling, twirling through the streets before crashing with a thud. Drake’s final vision is that of Viktor Jackson standing over him, a ghost of his past foretelling his future. )
Viktor: Since you’re “dying to know”, I might as well tell you. Your final undoing will be your greed.
( CUT TO BLACK. )
Segue: “ISSA BOUT THAT TIME FOR THE DONKEY OF THE DAY! With Charlamagne Tha…Devil? Possibly.”
( RETURN TO THE BREAKFAST CLUB STUDIO: Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Envy and Angela Yee sit around the table, Envy and Yee appear to be mortified by what they just saw, their broadcast partner however looks completely unbothered. Charlamagne slaps a stack of notes on the desk in front of him. )
Charlamagne Tha God: WELP! Donkey Of The Day for Saturday, June 27th, 2020∞ goes to DRUMROLL PLEASE…
🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁
Charlamagne Tha God: Our EAW World Heavyweight Champion, Mr. Drake King!
Now where oh where do we begin with Drizzy Drake? First of all we could start with “jiminy cricket” and “son of a biscuit”, what are you 85 years old? This not cursing thing is wack. And in my book anybody who talks like that is definitely in the running for being put on that Summer Jam screen via the #SpeakingOut movement.
But Drake, it’s far from the worst thing about you to be quite honest. Look , we here at The Breakfast Club pride ourselves in our impartial and unbiased critiques. Do we like The Visual Prophet? Sure we do. Are we fans of The Visual Prophet? Certainly we are. But the reason why Drakey Drake Drake gets Donkey of the Day isn’t because of his opponent at Pain for Pride, it’s because of his opponent in his own personal life! A wise man once said ‘the greatest enemy that most men are faced with on an everyday basis are THEMSELVES’, and that’s exactly who you’ve been spiteing those whole time, Drake!
Really, does it need to be spelled out for you? You are trying to control other people’s lives while at the same time absolving yourself of any responsibility for your actions! It is always “Drake King’s way”, or the high way; which his dumb stupid idiotic self ran out onto to chase after a holographic title! Basura.
Now I won’t sit here and judge you for that part, after all it’s Prophetic Visions, shit don’t exactly make any sense to begin with. But what happened to you just now, Draker, is an analogy for your life! You have continually thrown your own self under the bus for the sake of your greed and pride, and you don’t even realize the only thing you’re going to end up having left in ya life is a championship title that in no way is as loyal to you as you are to said title.
Instead of trying to contend with the darkness in your heart, you ignore it, thinking you can get your own way instead of overcoming the demons that are inside you. Brotha, you superkicked your own father, you assaulted your own sister, you saw your own girlfriend get her ankle torn up and blamed her for it! Acting like it was HER fault! You undermine everybody close to you and justify it with calling yourself the Paragon!
Paragon of what exactly? Huh Drake? Of being alone? Because that’s exactly how you gonna live and die my friend. In the words of American poet Nasir Jones, “born alone, die alone” Mr. King. If you don’t straighten up NOW, the only ‘King’ you’re gonna be is a king without a castle. A monarch in his own mind. Forever alone.
Learn from your mistakes while you still can, Drakey. Until then, take this L like a man. Now give Drake King the BIGGEST hee-haw imaginable!
Soundboard: “HEE-HAW! HEE-HAW!”
DJ Envy: Ok then! Boy! Don’t you think you’re being a little bit harsh? He’s still young, he’s still got a long career ahead of him you know.
Charlamagne Tha God: Ay man the truth will set you free. But first it’ll piss you off. This was the Prince of Pissin’ People Off, the Ruler of Rubbin’ You The Wrong Way, Charlamagne Tha God, IT’S THE BREAKFAST CLUB BITCHES! Now back to Prophetic Visions.
( RETURN TO BLACKNESS. )
*The sound of Drake King’s voice groaning*
( Open to: THE HIMILAYAN MOUNTAINS. )
( Drake King’s POV can see a tarp laying over his head, and humming from a tribe full of men. He removes the veil, sits up, looking around at the mountain range serving as a backdrop to the scene. There is a certain chill in the air. )
Drake: What in the..*rubs eyes* heck… is this place?
( It is then where he sees the other inhabitants on the Himalayan Mountain cliff: a ‘tribe’ full of men wearing all white robes, with pointy hoods, circling around a fire, and singing sacred hymns.)
Drake: UM
( One of the pointy hooded, white robed figures approaches Drake King who is laying in a patch of hay, still partially covered by the cloth over him. That figure appears to be the leader of the pack. )
Drake: Who the heck are you people?!
( The figure slowly lifts off his pointy hood… revealing himself to be…. )
Drake: IMP???????? 😐
Impact: Yes sir, the KKKat’s out of the bag! Drake, what’s up man?
Drake: WHAT THE BEJESUS IS WRONG WITH YOU??? WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??? THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!
Impact: Take it easy man!
Drake: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKE IT EASY? YOU’RE IN THE KU KLUX KLAN! WHY AM I EVEN HERE!?
( Imp can only laugh. Drake shakes his head in disapproval, he looks around to find a way off of the cliff that they’re standing on. )
Impact: This ain’t no klan rally, junior. We’re a multi cultural tribe. There’s literally people of all races here, all zen enlightened beings. On our Jack Haze shit.
( Six people of different nationalities, wearing white robes with no cover over their heads, carry in a mysterious life-sized container and bring it by the fire. )
Drake: I am so lost. And I mean that literally, please explain this to me so I can understand.
Enlightened Impact: Aw Drake, I understand. You’ve been gone for such a long time, it’s only natural that you’re confused my friend! Look I’ll tell you where you are, but first I have something to say to you that I believe will be important for your own well-being. Okay? People can change.
( Drake stands there in silence. )
Enlightened Imp: Hear me out. I was a lot like you, Drake. I was never content with anything other than being the absolute best. Even when it was far and away clear that I was the world’s greatest Elitist, it didn’t mean anything. Because all I could think about was “more”. More titles, more accolades, more of everybody’s praise. But no matter how much I got, it ended up never being enough.
Enlightened Imp: I was the example for people like you who want to become great would follow, and do you know where it got me? Well OK it got me 13 World Titles, who’s counting. But it also made me miserable.
It was only when I decided to change my tune, and adjust my entire attitude, that abundance began to flow into my life. Now look at me. Fifteen years past retirement and I haven’t aged a bit. Because I’m finally happy. Partially thanks to Tibetian Buddhism, but mostly, because I wanted it.
Drake: Impact, I have no idea what you’re saying. Just tell me where I am, and tell me how to get the heck out of here.
Enlightened Imp: Okay, as long as you freak out. We are at your funeral.
( The six tribe members open up what reveals itself to be Drake King’s coffin. We see Drake’s decomposing, much older looking emaciated remains. )
Drake: ….
( Drake King turns back to his pile of hay and vomits at the sight of his own dead body. )
Enlightened Imp: Your Tibetian Sky Burial, to be exact. (to people off-screen) BRING IN THE VULTURES!
( The tribe members carry up two, large coops filled with hungry vultures. As per the rituals of a tibetian sky burial, these creatures are prepared to be released to feast upon future-Drake King’s broiled remains. )
Drake: *holding in sobs, still retching* No, no.
Enlightened Imp: Listen, Drake. Hear me out. I changed my life. I improved my relationships, with my wife, kids and family. I found true happiness – and I only did so because I WANTED to change.
Unfortunately, the ‘you’ that lies there deceased right behind us never found these things. This is what becomes of those who refuse to change for the better, Drake. This is where they end up. Alone. Childless. Forgotten. Memorialized by strangers inspired by the cautionary tale that ended up being an unfulfilled life. Untimely cut short.
Drake: NO. NO!!!!
( Something inside Drake suddenly snaps )
DJ Envy: DRAKE KING TURNS AROUND AND PUNCHES IMPACT IN THE FACE! :damn: WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM!?
( The other tribe members take issue with what Drake has just done. A ferocious Drake, standing by the log fire, screams at the top of his lungs. )
Drake: THAT ISN’T ME! THAT ISN’T FRICKING ME!!!!!!
( Drake King, out of blind rage, pushes his own future remains into the fire. The flames, magically, double in size. Drake stands there in front of the flames with a look of pure evil on his face. )
Drake: THAT IS NOT MY FUTURE, YOU HEAR ME?! IT’S BS!!! BEE – ESS!!!!
( Two of the tribe members approach Drake to get him to calm down. However there is no reasoning with him. )
Charlamagne Tha God: DRAKE THROWS BOTH OF THE CUCKOO CLUX CLAN MEMBERS INTO THE 30 FT FIRE!!! :ohlawd: THEY JUST BURNED TO ASHES INSTANTANEOUSLY!
Angela Yee: This is not good you guys! This is turning into such an ugly situation! Drake is going ballistic on a third member of the Tibetian tribe, while the others are rushing in to try and separate them! But Drake swings on as many people as he can, and now he THROWS TWO MORE TRIBE MEMBERS OFF OF THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!
( The fire grows bigger. )
Angela Yee: LOOK OUT!
DJ Envy: IT’S THE VISUAL PROPHET, DRESSED IN THE WHITE ROBES AS ONE OF THE TRIBE MEMBERS! HE SHOVES DRAKE KING OFF OF THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!
Charlamagne Tha God: DRAKE STOPS JUST SHORT OF PLUMMETING TO HIS DEATH, AND ENDS UP BEHIND VIZ! DRAKE LOOKING FOR THAT RIPCORD KNEE!!!
( Visual Prophet refuses to budge. )
Drake: YOU BASTARD, THIS IS WHERE YOU PAY! FOR EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE! THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE!
Angela Yee: VIZ WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! IKE TURNER SPECIAL AGAIN TO CLEAN DRAKE’S CLOCK!!!!
DJ Envy: Drake ducks it! He fires away with right hands, lighting Viz up, before planting a sidekick square into the bread basket – backs away! AND A CURB STOMP TO VIZ!!!!
( Visual Prophet lays there stirring, holding his head. Drake King backs away all the way to the edge of the cliff, muttering under his breath, waiting for Viz to rise. )
Drake: THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE VIZ! THIS ISN’T MY FUNERAL, IT’S YOURS!!!!
DJ Envy: DRAKE CHARGES FORWARD AGAIN! ANOTHER CURB STOMP!!!!!!!!
Angela Yee: NOT SO FAST, VIZ POPS DRAKE UP INTO THE AIR WITH A LAST SECOND COUNTER! DRAKE LANDS INTO A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! VIZ IS NOT OUT OF THE GAME YET!
Charlamagne Tha God: Cult Vizzy is for sure still feeling the effects of that curb stomp, but he’s still got some fight left even with that raging inferno burning behind him! Viz is putting the boots to Drake King, Drake was caught slipping and The VP is making him pay!
DJ Envy: VIZ PICKS DRAKE UP NOW IS GOING FOR THE VDT!!!!!!
NO! He doesn’t get it! Drake twists out of that inverted rolling DDT , AND DRAKE SENDS VISUAL PROPHET OFF THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN WITH AN IRISH WHIP!!!!!!
Angela Yee: NOT SO FAST! VIZ COUNTERS THE IRISH WHIP, AND INSTEAD SENDS DRAKE KING INTO THE 30 FT FLAMES!!!!
Charlamagne Tha God: DRAKE COUNTERS, TWISTING VIZ’S ARM AND KICKS HIM IN THE RIBS! PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION!!!!
DJ Envy: VIZ WITH THE REVERSAL OUT OF THE PEDIGREE, SENDING TAKE UP AND OVER – AND DRAKE, OUT OF MID-AIR, COMES DOWN WITH A PLANCHA TAKING MORE MEMBERS OF THE TIBETIAN TRIBE OUT! AMAZING!
( Drake King neary rolls off of the side of the mountain after landing the plancha. He looks down from the ledge, and hundreds of feet below there is a massive black hole vortex at the bottom, swallowing bolts of lightning, that is calling for Drake to consume him. The sight of it sends shivers up and down Drake’s spine, and he gets back up to end this war. )
DJ Envy: There are only about three more tribe members left – one of them catches Drake in a full nelson while the other two are trying to reason with the guy, but I don’t think that’s going to be possible!
Charlamagne Tha God: IT COULD COST THEM THEIR LIFE! DRAKE BREAKS THROUGH THE FULL NELSON, SENDS A STRIKE TO EACH TRIBE PERSON ON THE SIDE OF HIM, TURNS AROUND AND NAILS A BICYCLE KNEE – SENDING THAT POOR INDIVIDUAL STAGGERING AND FALLING OFF THE MOUNTAIN! NOW DRAKE KING TAKES THOSE LAST TWO TRIBES MEMBERS AND TOSSES THEM INTO THE FIRE!
DJ Envy: THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS LUNATIC!
Drake: WHERE ARE YOU VIZ, HUH? TIME TO PAY THE PIED PIPER, YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME! I’M NOT IN YOUR GAME! YOU ARE IN MINE! YOU HEAR ME?! THIS IS MY REALITY, IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!
( Drake looks to the ground before him and breaks out in a haunting, maniacal laughter. )
Drake: Oh, OH! HAHAHAHAHA. WELL ISN’T THIS GREAT?! Maybe Viz, just maybe, maybe THIS’LL bring you out of hiding!
( Drake picks up his signature branding iron sitting at the foot of the 30 ft fire. He pulls the end out from the flames, and he glares into the glowing, molten hot surface. )
Angela Yee: Drake King like a demon possessed stares into that branding iron. :lupe: But look at Viz, he is by the two portal coops containing dozens of hungry, angry vultures! AND VIZ SETS THE VULTURES FREE! THEY ALL GO FLYING AROUND THAT MOUNTAIN TOP, AND THEY ALL HAVE THEIR SIGHTS SET ON DRAKE KING!
Drake: BRING IT ON, VERMIN! COME GET SOME YOU DUMB DISGUSTING BIR- AHH!
DJ Envy: One of the vultures swoop in and NAB A SLICE OF DRAKE KING’S FLESH! BEAKS SINKING INTO THE BACK OF HIS ARM!
DRAKE SWINGS HIS BRANDING IRON INTO ANY AND EVERY VULTURE SWOOPING IN ON HIM, NAILING TWO-OR-THREE OF THEM, AND MISSING THE OTHER SIX THAT TAKE THEIR TURNS SWIPING AT HIM! ALL WHILE HE HAS A WHOLE VULTURE’S BEAK JAMMED INSIDE OF HIS LEFT ARM!
( Drake King sticks his left arm into the fire, torching the Vulture to crisps, and pulling out his own badly burned arm. )
Charlamagne Tha God: DRAKE NAILS AN ONCOMING VULTURE IN THE FACE WITH THE BRANDING IRON! One of the tribe members still writhing on the floor after taking a wallop from Drake have now managed to recover, and they’re trying their damndest to yank that branding iron out of Drake’s hands!
( The two struggle, with Drake’s back turned to the fire. )
Angela Yee: VISUAL PROPHET HAS DRAKE FROM BEHIND! TO GERMAN SUPLEX DRAKE INTO THE LOG FIRE!!!
DJ Envy: DRAKE SWINGS BACK THE HEEL OF HIS BOOT IN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF VISUAL PROPHET! VIZ SINKS TO HIS KNEES! AND DRAKE KNEES THAT TRIBE MEMBER STRAIGHT INTO THE RIBS! AND HE DRILLS THE BRANDING IRON RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!
( Visual Prophet crawls around the fire, closer to the exit of the cliff. Drake King goes to follow him, but is met with an array of mirrors lined in front of him – depicting his worst nightmares come to life. )
( Mirror # 1: showing Jake Smith and Sierra Bradford, together in each other’s arms. )
Drake: Never! THAT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!
Charlamagne Tha God: DRAKE KING SMASHES THROUGH THE MIRROR WITH THE BRANDING IRON! REFUSING TO ACCEPT HIS FATE!!!
( Mirror # 2: showing Kevin Torres and Angel Miller weeping over their son, Drake’s grave. )
Drake: NOT GONNA HAPPEN! NEVER IN YOUR LIFETIME! NOT IN MY REALITY!
( Drake drives the branding iron through the second mirror, shattering it. )
( Mirror # 3: showing Visual Prophet, hugged up with Jessica Miller, showing off the World Heavyweight Title. )
Drake: NEVER, YOU HEAR ME? NEVER! NEVER!!!!!
( Drake smashes the branding iron through the third mirror…. )
….
( … and finds himself back in the middle of the ring, in Lincoln Financial Field, at Pain for Pride. Exactly where he started. )
( Drake is still sporting the damages, the bloody arm, the blood soaked torso, his torn up ring tights, and his branding iron. He stands over the very same mirror in the ring, looking at his reflection through the shattered remnants. )
???: That’s all, folks!
( “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!!!! )
( Visual Prophet drops over Drake King with a cover following a blindsiding bull hammer elbow. )
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen hits. )
( The Visual Prophet jumps up from the mat celebrating, pounding his chest as a stagehand passes the World Heavyweight Title over to the official. )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW EAW WOOOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VISSUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL PRRRROOPPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
The Visual Prophet: THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S RIGHT! YOU DAMN FUCKING RIGHT! AND NEW!!! AND NEW!!! WORLD-HEAVY-FUCKING-WEIGHT-CHAMP!!!! YES!!!
( The official brings the title into the ring and turns to Viz to hand it to him. )
The Visual Prophet: YES! COME TO BAE BABY! COME TO BAE! DADDY’S HOME!
( Visual Prophet rips the World Heavyweight Title away from the official and holds it lovingly in his arms. Viz peppers the golden surface of the title with kisses. )
( Pyro begins to sound off from the top of the stage, and fireworks ring off above the Lincoln Financial Stadium in celebration over Viz’s momentous occasion. The referee tends to an unconscious Drake King who hasn’t moved a muscle following the elbow strike to the back of the head. )
( Visual Prophet exits the ring with the World Heavyweight Title, laughing up a storm. He has a bottle of celebratory Virginia Black whiskey. Viz twirls and twirls with the title, spinning Virginia all over ringside, and makes his leave with the biggest championship in all of wrestling on the grandest stage of them all. )
(Camera transitions to the Dynasty commentary team)
Flannery McCoy: 
Stew-O: 
Jake Mercer: For once I….. I got nothing.
(Pain for Pride fades into a promotional ad for the upcoming draft show.)
(A promotional ad for the 2020 EAW Draft airs showcasing the faces of every Elitist in the company. See who goes where when the draft airs live next Sunday night!)
(“Mark My Words” by Doll Skin begins to play throughout the arena as Raven Roberts comes out with her hair tied back up and her fists all taped up, looking for a fight. There’s a ton of emotion racing through her mind and she’s looking to rip Minerva’s head off her body.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS YOUR DAY 2 MAIN EVENT AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Gina Romano: MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING…THE CHALLENGER…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA… SHE IS “THE BIRD OF PREY” … RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts means business as she doesn’t need any fancy entrance. She is out to take down a woman, who has managed to get personal with her these last few weeks.
Eve: This woman had her privacy invaded. Minerva went inside her bedroom, went through her stuff and found out some important information that Raven did not want coming out. How dare Minerva shame Raven for her personal troubles? How dare she resort to these mind games?
Deadprez: Minerva wants to retain and by getting inside Raven Roberts’ mind, she is accomplishing that.
(Raven stands in the ring, pacing around. Eventually her music fades out.)
Gina Romano: Her opponent hails From Coyote Flats, TX. By the way of Bucharest, Romania! She weighs in at 124 Lbs., The Universal Women’s Champion, “THE GYPSY MOTH” MINERVA!!!!!!
(The arena goes dark under the moonlight; a small Romani Gypsy Child comes into view standing at the entrance way. Wearing a black hood and silk gown, holding a black rose. She begins speaking in her accent, with her head down as the spotlight shines on her.
“Romani Legends and Myths speak of a being that will come forward and unite our clans, a force so powerful and enlightening, walking through the burning coals of life barefoot to reach us, screaming as we are consumed by the gorger world. There is no reprieve, no one can stop her; No Monster, No Gods, No Birds of Prey, for every battle fought by our Romani Gypsy Queen is all part of the war which in the end, will see her fiery light shine into the eyes of the many, yet those blinded will only have a temporary moment of peace before she makes Her Heaven, YOUR Hell.”
(The young girl raises her head, red eyes looking out into the crowd before she smirks. Eight Gypsy women of the cloth soon walk out, the hymns of old Romani folk songs play, humming, singing, praising as they line up with a handful of black roses on the sides of the entrance. The little girl walks down some to the middle when “Children of the Son” by Pipe Choir starts to play, the crowd boos, some cheer. A ring of fire forms in the middle of the entranceway as “The Gypsy Moth” Minerva slowly ascends. The video package of her last season starts showing on the Tron. She has her hat on, a black tailed jacket, stepping over the fire, revealing a Romani Symbol engraved Devil Mask as the crowd roars.)
Gavin Kirkland: What an entrance! The Romani Gypsy’s are here, and they are going to put a curse on anyone that doesn’t like Minerva, so sorry to you all, but that’s my girl! She is my Gypsy Queen right there and you can see the hatred in Raven’s eyes because I am told that little girl’s name that had her speech, Minerva calls Hayden!
Eve: That is just sick! The devil mask she has on is significant in what Minerva has become since winning the Universal Women’s Championship. She had done everything and anything she can to Raven Roberts after revealing to the world that she is infertile! That was twisted and evil. Minerva has shown that she has no soul and maybe she is right, we are looking at the Devil Incarnate!
Deadprez: Let’s call facts, facts here. Raven Roberts doesn’t just want to win the Universal Women’s Championship, she wants to basically kill Minerva doing so. On the flipside, Minerva has something to prove, she feels as many do her reign is just beginning, all she hears is the controversy over Grand Rampage, se had a blood bath with Kasey Kaos, but she wants more, deep down inside, she wants this match more than anything and maybe that is why she made it personal, question is, will it backfire on her!?
Gavin Kirkland: No way, she is in Raven’s head and that is what will ultimately cost her and Minerva will reign long after Pain For Pride!
(She walks up to the child her hands her the rose, Minerva leans in touching her lips as to say thank you, then starts heading toward the ring, the Romani Gypsy Women begin to throw the roses on the floor, making a trail for Minerva, walking on them slowly, until she approaches the ring, where she slides in, tilts her head, taking off her coat, revealing the Universal Women’s Championship. The mask slowly comes off to reveal her beautiful face, black tears painted under her eyes as she smiles, removing her hat, dropping to the mat, sliding her body across sexually with the rose in her mouth, before standing back up, eyes rolling to the back of her head as she removes the Women’s Championship, opening them back up and licking the faceplate of the title, draping it around the shoulder of the referee, then grabbing him and licking his face too, laughing as he scurries back in some disgust and enjoyment. She turns with her icy blue eyes staring right at Raven Roberts who can’t control herself, smiling and licking her lips taunting Roberts while the referee separates them both. The Romani Gypsy’s and little Romani girl walk to the back and disappear, with the match ready to start.)
Deadprez: The most personal match on the Pain For Pride card, many think this will be a massacre and the woman to walk out as Champion will never be the same again!
Eve: You can feel the tension in the air, Minerva is proud of what she did, establishing herself as one of the most evil entities on the EAW roster, a champion who has had her ups and downs early in the Season and now has put it all together! Can Raven overcome the psychological toll that Minerva put her through!?
Gavin Kirkland: My Gypsy Queen will establish herself tonight as THE Universal Women’s Champion and the one to watch for at Season 14! Let’s get this on!
(Raven Roberts looks to blindside Minerva, but the referee manages to hold her back. Minerva sees what Raven was going to do before going to her side.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: This one match that I’ve been waiting for all week!
Eve: There is no denying that things have been personal between Raven Roberts and Minerva over these past few weeks! Minerva crossed a line that she didn’t necessarily need to go to, but trespassing over Raven’s HOME, rummaging over her stuff and finding information I don’t think that Raven wanted to be exposed to the world? There’s no doubt that Raven is going into this match with very intention to hurt Minerva and make sure that she regrets ever crossing that line with her.
Deadprez: Minerva is known for her mind games. Raven had done everything in her power to place all of that stuff in the back of her head, but focus on this Universal Women’s Championship Match! There’s not doubt that Raven is going to do what she can to make sure that Minerva gets what she rightfully deserves.
Gavin Kirkland: At the same time, Minerva is going to do what she can to leave Philadelphia with the Universal Women’s Championship. This is probably the most important title defense for her this season. For all this season, Minerva has been some sort of champion and that’s insane to realize. In the beginning of the season, she was Unified Tag Team Champion. At Under Siege, she lost the belt, but later in the night, she cashed in the Iconic Cup and became Universal Women’s Champion and now, we’re here.
Eve: For Raven, she’s begun the season as Ms. Cash in the Vault and cashed in the briefcase at Battle of Egypt back in October on Kassidy Heart. She was the champion when Minerva cashed in the Iconic Cup. There’s a little of a back story from these two from earlier this season, so these two are quite familiar with each other.
Deadprez: Raven Roberts and Minerva are both focused and determined to walk out of Philadelphia with the Universal Women’s Championship. There’s no denying that this match will go down as one of the greats, but these two fought each other at Grand Rampage, could this match be as good as the first match?
Gavin Kirkland: It will be better. :wow:
Eve: Raven Roberts and Minerva rush towards each other for a lock up! Real quickly, the two of them manage to get to the corner, but none of them are willing to get pinned against the corner! Raven and Minerva! The two of them manage to roll themselves out of the corner as Raven manages to pin Minerva against the perpendicular set of ropes!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts manages to back away from the champion! Minerva stands herself up as she charges herself towards Raven as the two of them go for another lock up! But, Raven manages to get out of position before applying a wrist lock on the Universal Women’s Champion! Minerva hits Raven with a back elbow to the face, but Raven manages to duck and avoid that elbow shot! Raven pushes Minerva into the ropes and it seems like the challenger connects with a roll up!
ONE! TWO!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva manages to roll herself out of the roll up attempt as she gets to her feet! She goes to connect with a huge clothesline on Raven, BUT RAVEN DOES A MATRIX EVASION AS MINERVA RUSHES PAST THE CHALLENGER! Raven follows that up with an overhead kick which takes Minerva back into the ropes! Raven takes a couple steps before running towards Minerva at the corner and connecting with a handspring into an elbow drop at the corner, but Minerva manages to get out of the way at the very last moment! Raven crashes back first into the corner!
Eve: MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A METEORA TO HER CHALLENGER AT THE CORNER! MINERVA MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A CORNER FOOT CHOKE TO RAVEN’S THROAT! SHE HOLDS IT THERE FOR A MOMENT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Deadprez: Minerva releases the corner foot choke on Raven Roberts! But, it seems like Minerva is not done there! With her legs, Minerva gets Raven in a headscissors position, BUT ENDS UP APPLYING A TARANTULA! MINERVA’S ENTIRE BODY IS TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE PORTION OF THE RING! THE CHALLENGER LOOKS TO FIND HERSELF IN SOME TROUBLE! IT SEEMS LIKE THE REFEREE IS GOING TO BEGIN HIS COUNT AGAIN!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, MINERVA!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva flips herself to her feet as she heads to the outside! BUT, SHE GRABS RAVEN ROBERTS BY HER LEGS BEFORE PULLING HER IN BETWEEN THE RING POST! IT SEEMS LIKE THE CHAMPION IS GOING FOR A FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK WRAPPED AROUND THE RING POST! We’re seeing a bit of submission holds from the champion. She’s aware of how much of a submission specialist Raven can be and wants to match her in that area! Minerva is trying to lock in the figure four, but Raven is trying to avoid that from happening! Raven is trying to kick Minerva away from her, but Minerva is able to grasp onto the other leg! Minerva with Raven’s leg!
Eve: MINERVA SWINGS RAVEN’S RIGHT LEG AGAINST THE RING POST!!!!
Deadprez: I think every single soul in that arena felt that, Eve! Raven is clutching onto her right leg, but it seems like Minerva is not done there! SHE MANAGES TO GET A HOLD OF RAVEN’S RIGHT LEG BEFORE SHE SWINGS IT AGAINST THE RING POST AGAIN! ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN HEAR RAVEN’S CRIES OF PAIN AS SHE MANAGES TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM THE CORNER! EVEN THE REFEREE IS SHOWING A BIT OF CONCERN FOR THE CHALLENGER OF THIS MATCH UP! Minerva manages to slide herself back in the ring! At this moment, it seems like Raven is like an injured deer! She’s left vulnerable for Minerva to take advantage of! This is not something that Raven could afford early on this match! The one thing that everyone could hope is that the referee stops this match!
Minerva (off-mic): Come on, Ray-Ray! This is your first high marquee match up! You don’t want to throw in the towel, huh? What role model would you be for your future children? Oh wait…
Gavin Kirkland: That was a fucked up comment from Minerva, but it’s what she needs to do to get underneath her challenger’s skin. She may or may not agree with the tactics of bringing her infertility into the match, but it’s what she needs to do in order to retain! Raven Roberts tries to get herself back to her feet, but Minerva connects with a dropkick to Raven’s right leg! Raven drops on that leg and Minerva charges towards ‘The Bird of Prey’ with a running meteora! NOW, MINERVA BEGINS TO THROW SOME PUNCHES TOWARDS RAVEN! RAVEN IS TRYING TO COVER HER FACE FROM EACH OF THESE SHOTS, BUT MINERVA IS SUCCESSFULLY NAILING RAVEN WITH EACH ONE! MINERVA STRADDLES ON TOP OF RAVEN AND PINS HER SHOULDERS AGAINST THE MAT!
ONE! TWO!
Eve: Raven Roberts manages to push Minerva off of her! Minerva lands on her knees and you can see the evil smirk on her face! She is more than going to enjoy this match up! Raven tries to roll herself to her feet, BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO GRAB RAVEN BY HER HAIR AND DRAPES HER HEAD AGAINST THE MIDDLE ROPE! MINERVA USES HER HANDS AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A MIDDLE ROPE CHOKE TO RAVEN! RAVEN IS TRYING TO GET MINERVA’S GRASP OFF OF HER, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE REFEREE IS GOING TO BEGIN ANOTHER COUNT HERE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, MINERVA!
Deadprez: Minerva aggressively releases her hold of Raven Roberts! Raven is trying to grasp onto her neck, trying to regain some air! Minerva has been quite aggressive since this match began, but what else can you expect from the Universal Women’s Champion? Minerva would love nothing more than to retain! She believes that she needs to have an approach when going into this match! If she shows any sign of vulnerability, there is no denying that Raven is going to have some advantage going into the match! To Minerva, Raven has a bit of emotion due to the mind games, but Raven is doing everything she can to make sure that she does not succumb to that emotion. Raven’s a strong-willed woman. She has been through wars during her time in EAW and tonight will not be any more different to her.
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva goes over to Raven Roberts, but Raven manages to get Minerva by her ankles and trip her! Minerva falls face first against the perpendicular set of ropes! Raven is trying to shake some feeling back to her right leg, BUT RAVEN GETS HER GOOD LEFT FOOT AND PLACES IT AGAINST THE NECK OF THE CHAMPION! RAVEN WITH A BOTTOM ROPE FOOT CHOKE ON MINERVA! MINERVA’S HEAD IS TILTED BACK IN RESPONSE AND IT SEEMS LIKE RAVEN IS NOT GOING TO LET GO OF THAT ANYTIME SOON!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Raven Roberts gets her foot off Minerva’s neck and it just seems to be the beginning of the punishment that Raven plans to inflict on the champion! Raven takes a step back as she’s demanding for Minerva to get back to her feet! Minerva is grasping onto the front of her neck as she tries to get to her feet! But, Raven doesn’t waste any time before nailing Minerva with a dropkick to her face! MINERVA FALLS TO HER BACK AS RAVEN BEGINS TO NAIL ‘THE GYPSY MOTH’ WITH SEVERE ELBOW SHOTS TO HER SKULL! RAVEN IS NOT HOLDING BACK WHATSOEVER! SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT MINERVA REPAYS FOR BRINGING HER PERSONAL ISSUES INTO THE LIGHT! RAVEN ISN’T STOPPING WITH THESE ELBOW SHOTS! IT SEEMS LIKE THE REFEREE IS GETTING A BIT CONCERNED AT THE MOMENT AND NOW, HE GOES TO PULL AWAY THE CHALLENGER!
Deadprez: The referee manages to pull Raven away from Minerva! Raven seemed a little focused on making sure that Minerva received each of those elbow shots! Raven is gesturing for Minerva to get to her feet! Meanwhile, Minerva seems like she’s trying to adjust to everyone that is going on with her! Minerva grasps onto the top rope to help her onto her feet, but she makes her way towards the corner! Raven charges to the champion and nails her with a hesitation dropkick! Raven stands Minerva up before nailing her with some sharp kicks to the stomach! Raven gets her left foot and places it against the throat of Minerva! An extended corner foot choke on Minerva! Raven holds it there for a moment!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! RELEASE THE HOLD, RAVEN!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts does so without any worries! She grasps onto the champion’s hand and whips her to the opposite corner! Minerva lands aggressively on that corner! Raven rushes towards Minerva before connecting with a running uppercut on the champion! In response, Minerva falls down to a seated position! Raven rushes towards the champion before connecting with a low dropkick to Minerva’s face! Raven rolls herself back to her feet before pulling Minerva by her leg and going for the cover!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eve: The champion kicks out at two! Raven sits Minerva up and applies a basement chinlock on her! At this moment, it seems like Raven is focused on grounding Minerva and making sure that she doesn’t move and shift this match back to her favor! You can see the struggle on Minerva’s face! Minerva is trying to grasp for the bottom rope and to break the hold! Now, it seems like Raven is going for a half-nelson basement chinlock on Minerva! Raven is moving Minerva left from right! Minerva still finds herself into trouble! I don’t see Minerva submitting here, but I would think that she is using the time to strategize on what she wants to do in this match up!
Deadprez: Minerva is trying to get herself to her feet, but Raven is wrenching in the half-nelson on that chinlock! The champion is trying to use some of her strength to get back to a vertical base! This is causing for the challenger to get to her feet as well! I can sense that Raven slowly feels her grasp fading away, BUT MINERVA WITH AN OVERHEAD KICK FROM COMPLETELY OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS CAUSES RAVEN TO LET GO OF THE HALF-NELSON OF THE CHINLOCK! RAVEN SLOWLY GETS TO HER FEET! MINERVA GETS TO HER FEET SHORTLY AFTER! Raven stops the champion with a knee to her ribs as she follows that up with a side hand chop to Minerva’s chest! This causes Minerva to stagger back! Raven goes for another side hand chop as Minerva falls back to the set of ropes! Raven jumps towards Minerva and connects with a monkey flip! Minerva flips to a seated position! Raven jumps in front of Minerva before —
Gavin Kirkland: Raven with a sliding forearm to Minerva’s face! Raven gets Minerva by the back of her head before unloading on some punches to the champion! Minerva is doing what she can to block these shots! Raven is not going to the champion any time to adjust herself to the situation! Raven gets Minerva up to her feet by her hair! Raven connects with a snapmare on Minerva before getting in front of her! Raven does a nice back handspring before nailing Minerva with a dropkick to the face! Raven is quite athletic and I don’t think that gets enough credit! Raven looks back at Minerva and notices that Minerva is in the perfect position for this next move! Raven springboards from the ropes and connects with a lionsault on the Universal Women’s Champion!
Eve: NO! MINERVA HAD HER KNEES UP! RAVEN ROBERTS LANDS ON MINERVA’S KNEES! MINERVA NEEDED ONE OPENING IN THIS MATCH UP AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE GOT IT! RAVEN IS CLUTCHING ONTO HER STOMACH AS MINERVA SEEMS TO BE BREATHING HEAVILY! At last, it seems like she has a moment or two to recover, but she can’t stay on her back for too long because that allows for Raven to get some time to recover and that’s not something that Minerva needs in this match up! Minerva finds her way to a seated position as she begins to plot on what she plans to do next! She can’t lose this opening! Minerva gets to her feet as Raven begins to show some signs of life by trying to get herself to her feet, but Minerva takes Raven down with a switchblade kick! Raven is on her stomach as Minerva takes a few steps back towards the ropes! Minerva connects with a knee drop to her challenger! Minerva’s knee lands on Raven’s chest! Minerva goes for the cover!
OOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts gets a shoulder up! Minerva applies a grounded headlock to ‘The Bird of Prey.’ Minerva slowly makes her way to her knee, but maintains hold of the headlock! Minerva is slowly trying to turn this match back to her favor, but she’s aware that someone like Raven can come out of nowhere and steal all of that from her! Raven is trying to push Minerva towards the ropes, but she has her feet planted firmly on the mat! Minerva is making sure that she doesn’t move a muscle! Raven is not going to give up on the possibility of pushing Minerva towards the ropes! She goes to push Minerva towards the ropes again as that attempt is successful! Minerva decides to release the headlock as she clutches onto the ropes! The referee steps in between both of the women and separates Raven away from Minerva! Minerva takes a moment to decide what she wants to do next! Minerva runs over to the challenger and looks to go for a clothesline, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO CATCH THE CHAMPION BY HER ARM! THE WING BREAKER, A FUJIWARA ARMBAR AS RAVEN BENDS MINERVA’S ARM BACK! BUT, IT SEEMS TO BE SHORT LIVED AS MINERVA MANAGES TO GET HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! RAVEN RELEASES THE HOLD RIGHT AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven gets Minerva to her feet, but Minerva throws a wicked punch towards her challenger as that staggers her back a bit! Raven goes to swing a punch to Minerva in return, BUT RAVEN GETS STOPPED BY A SUPERKICK AS THAT TAKES HER BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES! MINERVA BOLTS TOWARDS THE CHALLENGER WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND KNOCKS HER OUT OF THE RING!
Eve: But, Raven manages to catch herself on the apron! Minerva turns around, but Raven pulls down on the top rope and connects with a pele kick on ‘The Gypsy Moth,’ but Minerva sees the move coming as she manages to stand back and avoid the kick at the last second! Raven manages to land on her feet on the apron, but Minerva rushes towards Raven and nails her with a baseball slide, but Raven side steps as Minerva goes sliding out of the ring, but Minerva gets Raven by her ankles before pulling her by them! RAVEN COLLAPSES FACE FIRST ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON! RAVEN DROPS TO A SEATED POSITION AS MINERVA GETS RAVEN UP BY HER ARM AND WHIPS HER TO THE BARRICADE! MINERVA TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS RAVEN AND CONNECTING WITH A BIG BOOT! This causes Raven to stumble forward, but Minerva picks up Raven before connecting with an exploder suplex! Raven’s backside lands on the edge of the apron! Man, I don’t think that felt good, Gavin and DP!
Deadprez: The challenger manages to rest on the apron, but I think that Minerva is just getting things started at ringside! When it comes to this being Pain for Pride and a World Championship defense, the referee is going to be very lenient because he is more than determined to get a clear winner with this match. It seems like he’s going to let these two do whatever they want at ringside, but whenever they get back into the ring, it will go back to his control.
Gavin Kirkland: :notbad: Minerva stands on the turnbuckle as her body is shifted towards Raven Roberts who rolls out of the apron and begins to lay at ringside! I think we’re going to be seeing a spot from the Universal Women’s Champion! I don’t ever recall Minerva utilizing the top rope! I suppose, that’s the unpredictability about her coming into play! Raven is slowly trying to get to her feet! Minerva turns her back as …
Eve: A REVERSE FACING DIVING SENTON BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! RAVEN ROBERTS DOES WHAT SHE CAN TO CATCH MINERVA, BUT MINERVA NAILS HER CHALLENGER WITH THE MOVE! MINERVA BROUGHT SOMETHING NEW TO THE TABLE AND IT WORKED OUT WELL FOR HER! BOTH OF THESE TALENTED WOMEN ARE LAYING DOWN AT RINGSIDE! THE EAW UNIVERSE CANNOT HELP, BUT APPLAUD MINERVA AND RAVEN FOR THE MATCH THAT THEY’RE PUTTING ON SO FAR!
One-half of the Crowd: LET’S GO RAVEN!
Other-half of the Crowd: MIN-ER-VA!
Deadprez: Like one of these women or both of them, but you have to say that they’re more than deserving of this amazing opportunity in front of them. They are one of the marquee matches at Pain for Pride. They have to compete at an elite level that is unseen in any other wrestling companies. You are not going to find this kind of content anywhere else.
Gavin Kirkland: We are the hottest wrestling company in Philadelphia at the moment, but we didn’t have much competition to work with. 😬
Eve: There’s a wrestling company based in Philadelphia? :oh:
Deadprez: Both of these women are down, but it seems like Minerva is showing some signs of life in this match up! Despite the bump being for Raven, Minerva got some of the impact of the bump, but it seems like she will be the first woman to her feet! Minerva gets Raven to her feet by her hair! Minerva shoulder thrusts Raven onto the barricade again! THEN, MINERVA GETS RAVEN BEFORE THROWING HER TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE APRON LIKE A RAGDOLL! NOW, MINERVA GETS RAVEN BEFORE THROWING HER TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS! MAN, I THINK THAT RAVEN LANDED ON THE RIGHT LEG THAT MINERVA INJURED AROUND THE BEGINNING PARTS OF THIS MATCH! RAVEN GETS HER LEG STUCK IN BETWEEN THE STEEL STEPS AND RING POST! MINERVA HAS A SINISTER SMIRK ON HER FACE! SHE SEES THAT RAVEN IS IN A VULNERABLE POSITION AT THE MOMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA KICKS IN THE STEEL STEPS ON RAVEN ROBERTS’ LEG!
Eve: That did not look pleasant at all! This is kinda like shades from Grand Rampage a few months back, but with the roles reversed. It seems like Minerva learned her lesson from that night. Minerva was on the receiving end of that spot at Grand Rampage. She was also the one with an injured right leg/knee in that match, but she still managed to walk away with the victory! Now, it’s Raven who is on the receiving end of this move! The referee exits the ring and gets in between Raven and Minerva again! It seems like Minerva is quite annoyed at the moment! She wants this match to continue, but the referee keeps getting in the way!
Minerva (off-mic): We got all night, Ray-Ray! I got that stamina. :mjlit:
Gavin Kirkland: It’s nice to know, baby. :mjlit:
Deadprez: Keep it in your pants, Gavin! We don’t need you to fuck this up for EAW again!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s Pain for Pride. Lemme have fun! :noah:
Eve: It seems like the referee is not going to stop Minerva from having fun! Minerva shoves the referee to the side and gets Raven Roberts up to her feet before Minerva begins to kick the back of Raven’s right leg as that knocks her to a seated position! Minerva gets Raven on one of her shoulders and lifts her to the apron! It seems like Minerva is trying to hang Raven’s up in a tree of woe position! Raven’s upper body is dangling off at ringside! This is not the position that Raven wants to be in at the moment! Minerva looks underneath the ring before pulling out a kendo stick! She twirls that kendo stick like a baton before —
Deadprez: MINERVA SWINGS THE KENDO STICK TO THE CHEST OF RAVEN ROBERTS! RAVEN YELPS IN PAIN IN REACTION TO THAT KENDO STICK SWING! THIS ONLY ENCOURAGES MINERVA TO SWING THE KENDO STICK AGAIN! RAVEN YELPS IN PAIN AGAIN AS SHE IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO FIGHT THROUGH THAT PAIN!
Raven Roberts (off-mic): Hit me again, Minerva! I dare you!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva with a smirk on her face as she swings the kendo stick at Raven Roberts! But, Raven almost seems like she’s numb to the pain! This is similar to the scenario that Raven found herself at King of Elite earlier this season! She is trying to have enough strength not to give Minerva that satisfaction! Minerva swings the kendo stick at Raven’s stomach, but Raven maintains that serious look on her face!
Raven Roberts (off-mic): Is that all you got, Minerva?
Eve: I don’t think that egging on the Universal Women’s Champion is going to work in Raven’s favor! :lupe: But, Minerva looks to swing the kendo stick onto Raven’s stomach as —
Deadprez: RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO CATCH MINERVA’S KENDO STICK! MINERVA DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS TO LET GO OF THE KENDO STICK, BUT RAVEN TRIES TO USE SOME OF HER STRENGTH TO PUSH MINERVA AWAY AS SHE FALLS BACK TO THE BARRICADE, BUT MINERVA DOESN’T STAY DOWN FOR TOO LONG AS SHE MANAGES TO KICK RAVEN IN THE FACE! This stops the bit of momentum that Raven was trying to create with herself! Minerva tries to untangle Raven’s feet from the bottom rope! Raven falls on the top of her head in the process! But, I don’t think that it’s anything serious! Minerva gets Raven by her hair and rolls her back inside the ring! Raven slides herself underneath the bottom rope! Minerva begins to stalk Raven back to her feet! Raven is slowly rising to her feet! She is trying to shake the cobwebs out of her head!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva runs towards Raven Roberts with a Lou Thesz press! Minerva connects with a series of punches to ‘The Bird of Prey.’ Raven manages to push Minerva off of her, but Minerva manages to get to her feet quickly! She sees that Raven is going to get to her feet, but Minerva connects with a boot to Raven’s face! Minerva gets Raven by her hair before taking her to the corner! Raven looks to be a bit out of it at the moment as Minerva takes her unconscious body at the corner!
Eve: Minerva rolls underneath the bottom rope and out of the ring. She looks underneath the ring for something. I wonder what she’s going to be looking for now?
Deadprez: It seems like Minerva finds what she is looking for and it’s a… trashcan?
Gavin Kirkland: I would say a trash joke, but I don’t think that neither of these women are deserving of the joke! Minerva throws the trashcan inside the ring and slides back inside the ring afterwards! Minerva gets the trashcan and places it in front of Raven Roberts! She makes sure that the trashcan is situated on Raven before going towards the top rope straight across from Raven! What could Minerva be planning to do now? :lupe:
Eve: MINERVA IS TRYING TO SECURE HER CHAMPIONSHIP! MINERVA FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Deadprez: COAST-TO-COAST DROPKICK ON RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: That was a nasty dropkick as Minerva kicked in that trashcan in Raven Roberts’ face! Minerva takes the trashcan off of Raven before pulling Raven by her right leg as she goes for a cover! Could this be enough for Minerva to retain her championship?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR–
Eve: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!!!!
Deadprez: You can see the annoyed look on Minerva’s face! But, what else did she expect from Raven Roberts going into this match? Raven is really difficult to keep down! Raven refuses to give up when the going gets tough! She needs to do whatever she can to make sure that she comes out of this match as the winner! Raven needs to find a way to get herself back into this match! Minerva has done everything to keep her down on this portion of the match!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva picks up Raven Roberts and it seems like she is totally out of it at the moment! It seemed like that trashcan to the face was enough to knock Raven out! However, I don’t understand how Raven is still going in this match?
Eve: She is driven by anger, Gavin! Raven Roberts is pissed that Minerva invaded her personal life and brought up her infertility issues. From last night, you should see that she’s more than ready for a fight. Defeating Minerva and reclaiming her Universal Women’s Championship would be fantastic for her to accomplish! MINERVA TAKES RAVEN TO THE CORNER BEFORE STRIKING ONE LOUD AND NASTY CHOP TO RAVEN’S CHEST! I DID NOT LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT WHATSOEVER! MINERVA STRIKES RAVEN WITH ANOTHER NASTY CHOP TO RAVEN’S CHEST! BUT, RAVEN MANAGES TO COUNTER MINERVA’S CHOP WITH A PUNCH TOWARDS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION’S FACE! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TOWARDS MINERVA AS THAT TAKES HER OUT OF THE CORNER! Raven takes down the champion with a clothesline, but it seems like Raven is maintaining a grasp of Minerva’s wrist as she pulls her in for another short arm clothesline! Raven gets Minerva to her feet before connecting with another short arm clothesline! This time, she keeps Minerva down!
Deadprez: You can see the look of fire and determination in Raven Roberts’ eyes! This is a woman who is out to end Minerva’s reign on top of the women’s division! Raven gets to her feet and it seems like she’s ready to wrap up this match! Raven stalks herself back into the corner, her eyes never looking away from Minerva! We’ve seen Raven end matches with this move and it seems like that’s what’s going to happen tonight! Minerva is slowly getting to her feet as —
Gavin Kirkland: TALON BY RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!
Eve: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MINERVA MANAGES TO SIDE STEP AS RAVEN ROBERTS COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! MINERVA PICKS UP HER CHALLENGER BY HER WAIST AND GOES BEHIND ONE OF THE CORNERS! SHE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ON RAVEN, THROWING HER HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE CORNER! Raven did not land on her head so well! Now, will you look at that? Minerva gets Raven by her injured right leg that she injured earlier in the match! Minerva draps Raven’s right leg over the bottom rope! Almost like Raven’s leg is like a pretzel, Minerva begins to apply pressure onto them with her knee as she holds it there! It seems like the referee is going to break the hold!
Referee (Off mic): ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, MINERVA!
Deadprez: MINERVA GETS HER KNEE OFF RAVEN ROBERTS’ LEG! MINERVA GETS RAVEN BY HER LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE MAT! RAVEN BEGINS TO CRY OUT IN PAIN! SHE CLUTCHES ONTO HER RIGHT LEG UNTIL MINERVA MANAGES TO GET IN POSITION OF THE LEG AGAIN! NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE MINERVA IS GOING TO APPLY A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK ON HER CHALLENGER! Raven is trying to use her available left foot to kick Minerva’s hand away from her, but Minerva manages to get a hold of Raven’s other foot as Minerva begins to twist Raven around before connecting with a figure four leglock! The challenger is in a world of trouble in the center of the ring! You can see the look of pain on her face! She’s feeling quite conflicting at the moment and she doesn’t know whether to submit or give up or fight this through!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva has Raven Roberts stuck in the middle of the ring as she’s screaming for Raven to give up! Raven is shaking her head no! She refuses to give up! She refuses to let this match slip her grasps! Raven has her fists in a ball! She is trying the best she can to fight through the pain! It seems like Raven is trying to turn herself around, but Minerva is trying to keep her in position, so she doesn’t lose grasp of the figure four leglock!
Eve: But, Raven Roberts manages to roll herself to her stomach as she counters Minerva’s figure four leglock! Now, it’s Minerva who is feeling some of that pain! The champion is desperately trying to clutch to the bottom rope! She’s inches away as she is needing to clutch herself to the bottom rope and…SHE GETS THERE!
Deadprez: Right away, Raven Roberts and Minerva release whatever holds that have of each other! It seemed like a situation that neither of these women would be able to win in this little scenario.
(Minerva is clutching to the ropes as Raven Roberts begins to sit herself up in the middle of the ring. The two women glare at each other. There’s no denying that this match is important to them. They would love nothing more than to walk out as the Universal Women’s Championship. Raven gets to her feet as she is holding the back of her neck. Minerva uses the assistance of the ropes to help herself to her feet. The two women end up meeting each other in the middle of the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA THROWS A FOREARM TO RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!
Eve: RAVEN ROBERTS THROWS A FOREARM TO MINERVA!!!!
Deadprez: MINERVA THROWS A FOREARM TO RAVEN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN THROWS A FOREARM TO MINERVA!!!!
Eve: MINERVA! RAVEN! MINERVA! RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN! Raven manages to back Minerva into the ropes as Minerva rebounds off those ropes, BUT RAVEN CONNECTS WITH A KITCHEN SINK ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! MINERVA SLOWLY GETS TO HER FEET, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO STOP HER WITH A DROPKICK! RAVEN KIPS UP TO HER FEET AS SHE FEELS LIKE ON FIRE AT THE MOMENT! RAVEN BEGINS TO STALK MINERVA TO HER FEET, BUT THE CHALLENGER CONNECTS WITH THE FACELIFT! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK NAILS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IN THE FACE! Raven gets on top of Minerva before throwing some fiery punches to the champion’s face! Raven is ruthless and she’s not holding back with any of those punches! She begins to elbow Minerva on the top of her head!
Deadprez: The referee is needing to pull Raven Roberts away from Minerva! Raven seemed to be getting a bit carried away, but Raven is trying to calm herself down, but I don’t think that she cares about whether she hurts Minerva or not! She wants to make sure that Minerva pays for bringing her personal issues out in the open! Minerva is slowly getting to her feet as Raven rushes towards Minerva —
Gavin Kirkland: TALON!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: The claymore kick connects on Minerva out of nowhere! Raven Roberts races for the cover! Do we have a new Universal Women’s Champion?
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Deadprez: MINERVA KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at Raven’s face, Deadprez! Raven cannot believe that Minerva is still alive in this match! Raven is going to the official and holds three fingers up, but the official clarifies that it was a two count! Raven looks down at Minerva’s body before getting herself up! It seems like Raven is looking to go for a second Talon in this match! She’s demanding for Minerva to get to her feet! Minerva is slowly getting to her feet as Raven charges towards her! A second Talon connects, but Raven is not going for the cover! Why in the world wouldn’t she go for the cover?
Eve: IT SEEMS LIKE RAVEN ROBERTS IS HEADING FOR THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S GOING FOR THE RAVEN’S WINGS, THE SPIRAL TAP, WHICH HELPED HER WIN THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP BACK IN OCTOBER! RAVEN IS POSITIONED ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHE FLIES FROM IT! RAVEN’S WINGS!!!!
Deadprez: MINERVA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! RAVEN CRASHES DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS MINERVA IS WOBBLY, BUT TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! MINERVA GETS RAVEN — PARADISE LOST! THIS IS HOW MINERVA WON THE TITLE BACK AT UNDER SIEGE! MINERVA WITH THE COVER? IS SHE GOING TO RETAIN HERE??!?!?
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Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!!!!!!
Eve: Minerva is in shock at the moment! It’s her turn to be in shock! Minerva smacks her hands against the canvas! Minerva gets Raven to her feet and it seems like she’s going for a second Paradise Lost, but Raven is not allowing the move to connect for a second time! She is aware that if she allows for Minerva to hit the move again, it’s going to be over for her! Raven manages to create a bit of separation for herself as Minerva charges towards her challenger, but Raven manages to push Minerva away from her again before connecting with a tilt-a-whirl stunner, the Break Breaker on Minerva! Minerva staggers back against the ropes! Raven goes to get Minerva at the corner, but Minerva manages to push Raven away from her! Minerva with a swinging neckbreaker on Raven! Raven is taking down again! It seems like Minerva is looking to end this match once and for all!
Deadprez: Minerva has a smirk on her face as she slowly gets to her feet! She gets Raven Roberts to her feet before connecting with her variation of reverse STO! THE BLACK WEDDING!!!!! MINERVA WITH THE COVER!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Children of the Son” plays once again as Minerva rests on her back next to Raven Roberts, who hasn’t moved a muscle. The two women are breathing hard after an intense battle. The referee hands Minerva her Universal Women’s Championship as she snatches the title and clutches it to her chest.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…MINERVA!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva stands tall tonight at Pain for Pride! It was a fucking war between these two beautiful women! Both of them took each other to the limit! Both of them wanted to leave Pain for Pride as a Universal Women’s Champion, but it was Minerva who ended up winning this little war between the two of them!
Eve: You gotta feel for Raven Roberts, who went into the match wanting to make Minerva regret for ever bringing her personal issues into their little feud. It was something that was uncalled for, but Raven is an amazing athlete. She’s one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champion! She elevated the prestige of the Universal Women’s Championship during her reign. I have no doubt that she’ll find herself back in this spot one day, but tonight is not her night, but that’s alright. All she can do is just move forward with herself. She shouldn’t be so hard on herself. She put on an amazing performance.
(Raven Roberts looks completely destroyed at the corner as her husband and newly crowned, EAW Champion, Rex McAllister rolls his wife out of the ring and brings her to the back. Rex places his arm around Raven as the married couple makes their way up on the ramp. Despite Raven falling short at winning, Rex is still proud of her. A few members of the EAW Universe applaud Raven and her performance as she and Rex make their way up the ramp and head into the back.)
(Minerva slowly gets to her feet as she celebrates inside the ring.)
Deadprez: Is there anyone that can truly stop Minerva? Who is going to be the person to take this young woman down?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think there’s no one that may be able to get the job done, but Day 2 of Pain for Pride ends with Minerva STILL as the Universal Women’s Champion!
Eve: And, we still have one more night to go! Unfortunately, that’s all the time we have tonight! On behalf of Gavin Kirkland and Deadprez, I am Eve! Goodnight from Philadelphia!
(Minerva raises the Universal Women’s Championship high in the air as a bunch of pyro and fireworks begin going off in the background.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
DAY THREE
(EAW Intro plays.)
Narrator: So much pain… so much suffering… and all for our own goals amidst this mortal realm… yet even so… the finish line draws near…
(Clips of last night’s Pain for Pride matches are seen as we see Ahren Fournier standing over Ryan Wilson and Jon Kelton stands tall with the 24/7 Contract.)
Narrator: As you grow weary and weak, you consider the pain and suffering you have endured…
(Minerva stands over the lifeless body of Raven Roberts, Malcolm Jones raises his fist in the air after the bloody barbed wire massacre match.)
Narrator: And now all that remains is the final stretch to victory…
(We see Chris Elite standing tall with the BVU and the Visual Prophet celebrating with the World Heavyweight Championship.)
Narrator: As the pain in your body build… the resolve in your mind to finish your task grows tired. Can you be the one to cross that finish line? Can you be the one who powers forward and wins the day? Can you fight to the bitter end and come out the other side having won not only the battle… but the war?
As you look down at busted knuckles on your hands, blisters upon your feet, can you stand once more and face the pain? Can you look your oppressors in the eye yet again and strike them down?
Or will you fall just before your moment of victory?
Stand up. Battle on.
This war… is nearly won…
(Cut to the inside of Lincoln Financial Field where the stage explodes in an array of fireworks perhaps more spectacular than any so far, exciting the raucous fans for the final day of action.)
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SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT
(‘Glass Houses’ by Bad Omens plays as we get a sweeping view of the COVID-19 safe crowd as they cheer for the finale of the biggest spectacle in wrestling. We then pan over to the commentary booths where the team from each brand sits at the ready. We focus in first to Stew-O at the Dynasty booth.)
Stew-O: Hello everyone and welcome to what promises to be a night none of us will soon forget as we look to close out Pain for Pride XIII with an absolute banger! More titles are to be defended, more legacies to be made. I am Stew-O from the Dynasty brand and I’ll be coming to you tonight alongside Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy.
(The camera then pans over and settles on Deadprez at the Showdown table.)
Deadprez: What’s going on everybody? We got a stacked show tonight! I have been in this industry longer than some of you can remember but I promise you this, tonight you will see things that will make you realize the very future of this industry lives right here in EAW! My name is Deadprez from the Showdown brand and I will be coming to you alongside my man Gavin Kirkland and the former Vixens Champion herself, Eve!
(Camera pulls back once more before settling over on James Peters at the Voltage desk.)
James Peters: Tonight will see the EAW landscape shifted drastically as new faces will rise to new heights in ways never before seen. Vicious battles, broken bodies, and moments of glory. It’s all coming to you right here tonight! I am James Peters from Voltage and I’ll be here all night alongside Persephone Tsitsipas and Rich Russillo. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final day… of Pain for Pride XIII.
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING IS THE ANNUAL CASH IN THE VAULT LADDDERRRR MATTCCHH!!!
( ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta echoes throughout the Lincoln Memorial Field, which induces ear-deafening boos to pour out from many audience sections. The stadium blackens before Dray Fontana pops up on the entranceway with the spotlight shining onto him. He smirks at the crowd, ignoring the negative sound and valiantly marches down the aisle. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom, weighing in at 200 pounds… “THE PRINCE”, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FONTANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: An individual who has shown great promise, Showdown’s Dray Fontana has viciously torn through his opposition and carved a path of devastation. He possesses the in-your-face, smash-mouth style, he’s a well-versed technician in the ring, and there’s no doubt that he’ll break down his CITV opponent tonight both mentally down here at Pain For Pride 13.
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana has certainly demonstrated promise and this is most definitely the perfect moment for “The Prince” to progress one step closer to the crown and throne. However, Deadprez, I don’t know if being a well versed “computer technician” will help him in this match
Deadprez: Wha-
Persephone: This man is a well-versed technician in the ring? Bitch, is Rex McAlllister in this match? No. This guy is an English, tea-and-crumpet, smelly fart. What is he going to do tonight? Throw biscuits at his opposition?
( As Dray Fontana situates himself in a corner of the ring, “The Joker” by New Years Day hits through the speakers. Ms. Extreme jerks the curtain and arrives onto the entranceway. She poses onto the stage before striding down the ramp while accompanied by the cheers of the crowd. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENTS! FIRST! From Calabasas, California, weighing in at 135 pounds…”THE RED QUEEN”, MSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…. EXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Ms. Extreme proclaims herself as a “Woman On Fire” walking into this match. Well, I hope she lives up to that moniker and burns herself to death.
Jake Mercer: What did she do to you?
Persephone: More like, what did management do to me? We aren’t getting my Rexy Sexy for the rest of the night, so why am I still at this commentary booth? I don’t want to see this Trash In The Vault match, I WANT TO SEE MY REXY!!
Deadprez: Ms. Extreme is definitely going to be both an influential and detrimental factor in this match as she’s going to bring the worst side out of this match as much as possible. It’s in her name, she’s going to take the Cash In The Vault ladder match to the absolute extreme. These people better be ready for war because the former EAW Interwire Champion has a blueprint for every one of her opponents to feel that extremity, and she’s going to go down that list thoroughly and with pleasure.
( Ms. Extreme confronts Dray Fontana and redirects herself in an opposite corner from the ring, “Smoke And Drive” by Mike Posner ft. Big Sean, Donnis, and Jackie Chan begin to play through the stadium speakers. Justin Windgate shoots from the guerilla position, looking more concentrated and ready for his upcoming contest. )
Bella Braxton: FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN, WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS….. “THE XTREME CLASSIC”, JUUUUUSSSTINNNN WIIIIINNNNNDDGAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Another individual in this match who defines themself as “extreme”, Justin Windgate, has a particular uppermost edge over his CITV opponents. “The Xtreme Classic” has Elite Answers Wrestling roots tracing back to 2011, to where he was a reigning EAW National Elite Champion. He returned to the land of the Elite this year, and has proven that he hasn’t lost a step and that no roadblock, barrier, or glass ceiling will stop him from getting what he wants. He’s won the EAW New Breed Championship, outlasted everyone in the first Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal Winner, and topping his successful season with the Cash In The Vault briefcase is going to set him perfectly heading into the new season.
Persephone: I always get confused with Wackson Daniels and Justin Shitgate. They all look the same to me. Both of these guys are worthless, talentless, brainless, charismatic-less, powerless, mentally-less, drug-addicts. Justin Shitgate isn’t probably coherent right now to realize he’s in a match right now. Look at him! He nearly bumped into a ringpost!
Jake Mercer: No, I think he tried to hug the ringpost. He’s got to make friends in this type of match, you know.
Deadprez: Both of you are wrong, he swung around the ringpost to go around the ring.
Persephone & Jake Mercer: :oh:
( Justin Windgate goes up and down ringside while his theme songs die down and is replaced with “Black Honey” by Thrice. Mixed reactions fill the atmosphere as MITSUBACHI makes his presence known on the entranceway with a fearless smug look. Dray Fontana immediately got aggravated hearing his theme song and the referee is holding him back from starting the extreme festivities. )
Bella Braxton: FROM SOKA, SAITAMA, JAPAN, weighing in at 187 pounds… “THE SILENT KILLER”…………………… MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTSUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Jake Mercer: Apparently “MITSUBACHI” means honey bee in english? He sounds more like a Nintendo Switch Game-
Persephone: Let me take the lead on this guy. A few weeks ago, Komatsu Ogawa was unable to defeat Shawn Sturgis for a shot at Jalyn Garcia’s New Breed Championship. However, he earned his way into the Cash In The Vault ladder match and has an opportunity to rectify his pathetic career.
Deadprez: Komatsu Ogawa? That’s Mitsubachi. He is one my surefire favourites into this match and his rival, Dray Fontana, are undisputedly the underdogs from their undergrounds coming into this match. His unique armory of strikes and kicks should be on the radar for his opponents. You can possess a big heart and a big physique, but when someone as powerful and physically-articulate as “The Silent Killer” is in your way, he can knock the daylights out of you within a blink of an eye.
( Dray Fontana and Mitsuachi argue with each other at one corner of the ring while Ms. Extreme calms herself and Justin Windgate is still standing around at ringside. “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL blasts through the speakers, impelling for the limited crowd to pop as Jack Ripley marches onto the entranceway. He scans the atmospheric horizons before confidently walking down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 202 pounds…”THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER”, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK RIIIPPPPPLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
Deadprez: “The Straight Shooter” has been impressive and dominant since his return back to the Elite Answers Wrestling squared circle. Securing a well-earned victory over Charlie Marr a month ago, Jack Ripley is looking to take that success and flip it into another one in this ladder match, but this time around, there are six more opponents for him to deal with. Jack Ripley is gonna have to rely on his agility and hard-hitting arsenal if he wants to walk out of this match with that briefcase.
Persephone: I feel bad for who actually calls this man his “Rip Daddy’. I’d rather rip my fucking’ head off than have that man being my daddy. But, Rexy, no need to worry if you’re watching because you’ll forever be my daddy!! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
( Jack Ripley steps through the ropes into the ring where tensions become higher as the squared circle gets filled. Ripley sarcastically taunts them as his theme song ends and “Iggy Azalea” by Spotlight Saviour hits to an uproar of boos. Darcy May Morgan emerges from the guerilla position and imperiously walks herself down towards the ring without even acknowledging the crowd. )
Bella Braxton: FROM LONDON, ENGLAND, weighing in at 130 pounds…. “THE LEADING LADY”………… DAAAAAAAAAAAARRRCCYYY MAYYYY MORGGGANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan has broken glass ceilings and torn down industry obstacles, and has ruled with an iron fist as our EAW Specialist Championship. Now, the “Dropkick Darling” has the chance to cap off an extremely successful season with the opportunity within the Cash In The Vault ladder match.
Persephone: And I thought the stadium started to smell like rotten fish when Camille walked in…
( Darcy May Morgan enters through the ropes as “Love Sosa” by Chief Keef blasts through the speakers. SOSA Henderson steps out to the stage in style and embraces the atmosphere before making his way down to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 191 pounds…. “HOLLYWWOOOOOD”, SOOOOOOOSSSSAAAA HENNNNNDERRRRRRRRRSONNNNNNNN!!!
Jake Mercer: From hollywood, to music, to wrestling, SOSA Henderson has established himself in entertainment, and one of the biggest pieces missing from his puzzle is an EAW World Championship. We live here in Philadelphia, where SOSA claims he is the king of, and he has the opportunity to be closer to fulfilling his prophecy.
Dreadprez: The Cash In The Vault is one of the biggest opportunities he’s received upon his return and we know that someone as star-studded and highly-fashioned as SOSA Henderson is going to make sure that they cash in on this opportunity.
( As SOSA Henderson slides beneath the bottom rope and poses in the middle of the ring, he captures one side of the ring. “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi hits through to the speakers. The audience fills the stadium with boss as MYLES arrogantly steps out to the entranceway and makes his presence known. )
Bella Braxton: AND! From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 227 pounds… MYYYYYYYYYYLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: Myles has most certainly made a lot of sound since he shocked the world and returned in the past Grand Rampage. He put on an incredibly impressive performance in the No Way Out match at Odyssey, and could be fastened on the fast lane to a world championship reign if he does walk out of this match with the briefcase, and he is a big favourite coming into this match.
( The remainder of the CITV competitors stare down at him from the squared circle. Justin Windgate pulls up apron sheets and brings out a glass object from under the ring and finally slides into the ring without anyone knowing. )
Persephone: Justin Windgate is smoking from his bong!!!
Jake Mercer: Discount Jamie O’Hara has slid into the ring and everyone is staring at him in confusion as Justin Windgate is getting high!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: All eight competitors in this match, all from different brands are frozen as they don’t know what to do. Justin Windgate is just utilizing his bong in the center of the ring, not giving a fuck about his surroundings as there’s a Cash In The Vault ladder match going on! Someone tell Justin or something.
Persephone: Myles, who is obviously disgruntled by the disrespect shown by Windgate confronts him first.
Justin Windgate: Wassup, dude.
Myles: Who do you think you are? This is Pain For Prid-
( Windgate places his finger on the lips of Myles. )
Justin Windgate: Don’t be such a downer. You want some?
( Windgate extends an olive branch and offers to give him some, but Myles looks at him in disgust. )
Jake Mercer: MAMMA MIA!!!
Persephone: HE JUST SMACKED THE BONG OUT OF HIS HAND AND IT GOES CRASHING INTO THE GROUND!!
Jake Mercer: He took hitting the bong to the next level and now Justin’s bong is reduced to glass shards in the center of the ring. He’s looking down in anger as Myles smirks and makes a mockery out of him. Everyone else is circled around the ring, eavesdropping onto the confrontation between Myles and Justin Windgate.
Persephone: OH NO!! WINDGATE SWEEPS THE LEGS FROM BENEATH MYLES!
Deadprez: MYLES GOES DOWN AND GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE BROKEN BONG!! MYLES SCREAMING IN PAIN AS I THINK THERE’S GLASS SHARDS STICKING OUT FROM HIS FACE!! THAT MAY DAMAGE HIM FOR LIFE!! AND NOW DRAY FONTANA BLINDSIDES MITSUBACHI WITH FOREARM, AND LAYS A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ONTO HIM!
Jake Mercer: On one side of the ring, Ripley brawls with Morgan while SOSA Henderson exchanges various strikes with Ms. Extreme. It became utter chaos here in the Lincoln Memorial Field and I love it! Myles is still screaming from going face-first into the glass shards as he backs off into the ringside area.
Deadprez: Fontana hurdles Bachi out of the ring and steps through the ropes while Ms. Extreme staggers Henderson with a spinning heel kick to the midsection and SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Both Extreme and Henderson go toppling down onto the ringside while RIPLEY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK ONTO MORGAN!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!
Persephone: TALK TO YOU NEVER!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan intercepted the superkick attempt with a haymaker of a left hand and now “The Straight Shooter”, Jack Ripley is knocked out. He reels under the bottom rope while Justin Windgate COMES FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HER AROUND!! WHAT IS HE THINKING! MORGAN SWINGS FORWARD IN INSTINCT!!
Persephone: TALK TO YOU NEVER!!!
Deadprez: NO!! WINDGATE SAW IT COMING SOMEHOW AND DUCKS THE LEFT HAND HAYMAKER!! WINDGATE LANDS AN ENZIGURI ONTO THE MUSHER!! Darcy is down on one knee as this gives the opportunity for Windgate to rebound off the ropes! AND ATTEMPT A GROUND SUPERKICK!! DARCY SIDESTEPS IT AND CLOCKS “THE XTREME CLASSIC” WITH A STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE!
Jake Mercer: I think I saw a tooth or spit flying out of his mouth as he is now down onto both knees! Darcy May Morgan puts more gas on the pedal and sprints into the ropes! She rebounds of-
Persephone: DRAY FOUNTAINHEAD GRABS MORGAN’S FEET, CAUSING FOR HER TO FALL FLAT ON HER FACE AND PULLS HER OUT!! HE HOLDS ONTO HER WITH A WHEELBARROW AND HOISTS HER UP!! THIS COULD BE CATASPHROPHIC FOR “THE LEADING LADY”!!
Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA WITH A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON!!
Deadprez: MORGAN COUNTERS LAST SECOND AND SENDS FONTANA FLYING OVER THE FRENCH ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH AN ARM WHIP!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER AS JUSTIN WINDGATE FROM EARLIER IS NOT DONE WITH HER! DARCY MAY MORGAN NOT GETTING A BREAK AS WINDGATE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND STICKS A FOREARM ONTO THE BACK OF HER NECK!
Jake Mercer: “The Xtreme Classic”, Justin Windgate has her in a position where he wants him as he now turns her around and leaps onto her with two knees! HE BRINGS HER DOWN AND LOOKS TO SEND HER VAULTING UP AND INTO THE GROUND WITH A MONKEY FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: DARCY MAY MORGAN LANDS ONTO HER FEET!!
Deadprez: MORGAN MANAGES TO EVADE THE FULL-FLEDGED IMPACT OF THE MONKEY FLIP AS DARCY NOW TURNS AROUND RIGHT AS WINDGATE CHARGES INTO HER IN FRUSTRATION! MORGAN STUNS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Justin Windgate is on spaghetti legs as she now pulls him in and hoists WINDGATE UP!
Jake Mercer: NOT SO FAST!! MYLES IS BACK IN THE MATCH AS HE SOARS OFF THE STEEL STEPS!! AND DRIVES BOTH MORGAN AND WINDGATE INTO THE GROUND WITH A DOUBLE-KNEE METEORA!! Myles dons a bloody, disfigured face as he walks over to grab a ladder. He hoists one up and places it on the apron before he sees Bachi prop up a ladder in the center of the ring!
Deadprez: Myles pushes the ladder in and rushes over to Bachi! Bachi jumps off the rung and nails the Australian with a stiff forearm. Bachi presses him against the ropes and Irish whips Myles off towards the ladder! MYLES SLIDES BENEATH THE LADDER! Both individual stare from either side of the ladder before QUICKLY CLIMBING OPPOSITE RUNGS!
Persephone: Are we on the verge of this match ending? Please be..
Jake Mercer: Myles and Mitsubachi quickly ascending the ladders, but JACK RIPLEY, WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY KNOCKED OUT BY MORGAN SLIDES INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND SMASHES IT ONTO THEIR BACKS!! RIPLEY CONTINUES TO BLAST THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THEIR BACK AND NOTICES DARCY MAY MORGAN BACK UP!
Deadprez: RIPLEY LEANS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DARCY! DARCY FALLS TO THE GROUND AS RIPLEY TURNS AROUND…. Jack Ripley taking the extremest initiative thus far, but it’s about to be halted as MYLES LEAPS OFF THE LADDER WITH A CROSSBODY!
Persephone: BUT RIPLEY CATCHES MYLES IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS ONTO HIM!
Jake Mercer: Ripley has him on his shoulders, but MITSUBACHI SOARS OFF THE RUNGS AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Bachi immediately runs over to the adder, but Myles gets back up and pushes him into the corner. Bachi goes bouncing into the corner turnbuckles whereas Myles is going for the prize!
Deadprez: Bachi retaliates, pulls him down by the feet and riddles him with a combination of strikes! HE CLOCKS HIM WITH A BACKHAND SLAP BEFORE NAILING HIM RIGHT ON THE BULLSEYE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Myles falls unconsciously into the corner, seated against the bottom turnbuckle. Bachi doesn’t go for the briefcase and instead runs the ropes! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES TOWARDS MYLES!
Persephone: JUMPING KNEE STRIKE FROM MYLES!
Jake Mercer: “The Manifest”, Myles just turned Mitsubachi’s world upside down with that devastating knee strike that probably shattered his jaw! Mitsubachi is down-and-out as this now opens the window of opportunity for Myles to obtain the Cash In The Vault contract. BUT LOOK! Dray Fontana is quietly climbing up the ladder, but not for long as MYLES LOOKS TO PUSH HIM OFF!
Deadprez: BUT MYLES EATS A DOWNWARD KICK TO THE FACE!! He reels to the opposite side of the ladder as Dray Fontana proceeds to ascend further up the rungs! Myles grabs the bottom rung of his side and attempts to lift up the ladder! DRAY IS SCRAMBLING AS HE IS ABOUT TO PLUMMET TO HIS DEATH!
Jake Mercer: DRAY JUMPS OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! MYLES RELEASES THE LADDER AND RUSHES INTO DRAY! BUT DRAY SPRINGBOARDS OFF AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE “UXU” SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI KICK!! WHAT INNOVATION BY THE PRINCE AS MYLES NOW REELS TO RINGSIDE!
Persephone: Now, get the briefcase and simply unhook it you commonwealth bastard!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME AND SOSA HENDERSON SLIDE INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DRAY FONTANA BEGINS ASCENDING THE LADDER! SOSA STOMPS ONTO THE BACK OF EXTREME AND PLACES HER HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS.. OH NO…
Deadprez: SOSA HENDERSON LIFTS AND HOISTS MS. EXTREME INTO A POWERBOMB!! AND LAUNCHES HER INTO THE LADDER!! SHE GOES CRASHING INTO THE LADDER AND FONTANA PLUMMETS ONTO THE GROUND!! SOSA HENDERSON IS IN CONTROL NOW!! He begins to pick up the ladder…
Persephone: JUSTIN WINDGATE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABS HIS NECK!! REVERSE CUTTER ONTO THE GROUNDED LADDER!! SOSA’S SKULL GOES SPIKING INTO THE LADDER WHILE WINDGATES FEELS THE EFFECT OF HIS BACK GOING AGAINST THE LADDER!
Jake Mercer: Windgates slides out of the ring and advances to snatch a ladder. He folds a standing ladder and proceeds to tilt it and slide into the ring before MYLES COMES AROUND THE RINGPOST AND UNLEASHES AN OBJECT ONTO THE BACK OF WINDGATE!!
Persephone: THE AUSTRALIAN BITCH HAS A STEP STOOL IN HIS HAND!
Deadprez: Myles drives a step stool onto the back of “The Xtreme Classic” and throws it over the top rope. He inclines the ladder against the apron and walks over to Windgate. He grabs him and elevates him into a powerbomb! Windgate escapes! AND SHATTERS THE JAW OF MYLES WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK!!
Jake Mercer: Myles is staggered as Windgate now seizes another steel ladder and chucks it into the ring. He steps onto the apron and through the ropes. MYLES GETS A HOLD OF HAIR AND TRIES TO PULL HIM DOWN! BUT WINDGATE JUMPS UP AND DECKS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!! MYLES IS STAGGERED ONCE AGAIN AS MS. EXTREME JUMPS ONTO THE LADDER!
Persephone: THE FISH-SMELLING CAMILLE HOPS ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND LIFTS THE DAZED AUSTRALIAN UP!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!?!?! IF THESE TWO TAKE EACH OTHER OUT THAT MEANS THIS MATCH WILL GO FASTER!! RIGHT!!?
Deadprez: “The Manifest” was knocked the daylights out of him by that perfectly-placed enziguri kick by Justin Windgate a few seconds ago and Ms. Extreme is taking advantage! She has him on her shoulders in a belly-to-back, over-the-shoulder hold! MYLES IS IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!! EXTREME CARRIES HIM AS SHE RUNS ACROSS THE APRON AND JUMPS INTO THE AIR!!
Jake Mercer: AND DRIVES MYLES THROUGH THE INCLINED LADDER WITH AN AIR RAID CRASH!! A BELLY-TO-BACK OVER-THE-SHOULDER PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE LADDER AGAINST THE APRON AND ALONG WITH THE LADDER, MS. EXTREME MAY HAVE BROKEN MYLES IN HALF!
Deadprez: Justin Windgate appalled from what transpired at ringside but he doesn’t realize who’s behind him! DRAY FONTANA RUNS PAST HIM AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!! “UXU”!!!!! NO!! FONTANA MISSES THE SPRINGBOARD KICK AND ROLLS INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! WINDGATE ATTEMPTS A SUPERKICK!! DODGED! FONTANA CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIST AND MOVES AROUND HIS BODY! “FONTANA’ 97”1!!! NO!! THE TILT-A-WHIRL INVERTED DDT IS BLOCKED AS WINDGATE SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR THE INVERTED CUTTER!!
Persephone: YES!! CLASSIC ENDING!! END THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: FONTANA SHRUGS HIM OFF!! WINDGATE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND FONTANA JUMPS UP ONTO HIM, ROLLS HIM DOWN WITH A WHEELBARROW AND PUTS HIM RIGHT INTO A STANDING ANKLE LOCK!! “THE PRINCE”, DRAY FONTANA HAS HIS SIGNATURE ANKLE LOCK CINCHED IN MATCH WHERE BOTH PINFALLS AND SUBMISSIONS DON’T MATTER!
Deadprez: IT’S ALL ABOUT WEARING DOWN YOUR OPPONENTS JAKE! IF FONTANA CAN TAKE OUT THE FEET OF HIS OPPONENTS, THEN HOW ARE THEY GOING TO CLIMB UP THE RUNGS? DRAY HOWEVER GOES FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AS WINDGATE ROLLED THROUGH! Fontana emerges at ringside and attempts to get back into the ring.
Persephone: KOMATSU OGAWA CHARGES OFF THE APRON AND FLOORS DRAY FOUNTAINHEAD WITH AN UGLY, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGLYYYY, UGO KNEE DROP!
Jake Mercer: Mitsubachi dispatches his rival, Dray Fontana with a well-placed knee drop across the temple while Justin Windgate recalibrates himself. Windgates needs to put himself back into the right mindset, BUT GETS DROPPED WITH A DEVASTATING BICYCLE KICK FROM DARCY MAY MORGAN! “THE LEADING LADY” WITH THE “FACE ACHE” BICYCLE KICK THAT SENDS WINDGATE REELING INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES.
Persephone: He’s climbing…
Jake Mercer: Who’s climbing?
Persephone: Him.
Jake Mercer: Who’s him?
Deadprez: Jack Ripley is emerging up to his feet at ringside and Darcy notices! Darcy is thinking of either going for the briefcase or taking out Ripleyl! DARCY ABANDONS THE LADDER AND PUSHES IT AND RUNS THE ROPES!! RIPLEY IS IN PRIME POSITION!! HE’S IN THE LANDING ZONE!! DARCY SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! TOPPPPEE SUIIIICIIIIIDDAAA!!
Jake Mercer: JACK RIPLEY COUNTERS WITH A SUPERKICK IN MIDAIR!! “YOU’LL FLOAT TOO” OUT OF NOWHERE AS RIPLEY COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! WHAT IMPECCABLE TIMING FROM “THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER” AS “THE LEADING LADY”, DARCY MAY MORGAN IS OUT COLD!!
Deadprez: OH NO!! LOOK AT THE CORNER OF OUR EYE!! SOSA HENDERSON IS ON TOP OF THE PLEXIGLASS WALL THAT SEPARATES THE IN-RING TALENT FROM THE AUDIENCE!! HOW IN THE HELL DID SOSA GET UP THERE?!?!
Persephone: See? I told you.
Jake Mercer: Myles and Ms. Extreme are side by side, using the apron to get up to their feet after the catastrophic air raid crash through the ladder and SOSA Henderson is just perched on the edge of the glass. SOSA Henderson has something dangerous in mind. MYLES AND EXTREME ARE NOW FULLY ON THEIR FEET!!
Deadprez: “SOOOOOOOOOOOOSAAAA BOMBBBBBBBB”!!!!! SOSA HENDERSON WITH A CANNONBALL-LIKE SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE GLASS THAT WIPES OUT BOTH MYLES AND MS. EXTREME AT RINGSIDE!! MY GOD!! PURE CHAOS HERE IN THE CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!!
Persephone: Another one is climbing now.
Jake Mercer: LOOK!! Jack Ripley is now climbing onto the top rope with a ladder in his hand after super kicking the daylights out of Darcy May Morgan. RIPLEY IS POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS WITH THE LADDER FOR FURTHER DAMAGE!?!?
Deadprez: NOT SO FAST!! RIPLEY IS STOPPED BY MITSUBACHI!! Bachi overwhelming “The Straight Shooter” with fatal forearms as Ripley is losing foundation. He relinquishes the ladder as it falls onto the apron, Ripley continues to be battered and pummelled by the hard strikes of “The Silent Killer” as this is about to be disastrous for both Jack Ripley and Mitsubachi!
Persephone: PAKA HAS RIPLEY’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!! WHAT IS THIS!??!
Deadprez: FLIP PILEDRIVER ONTO THE APRON!! MITSUBACHI DRILLS JACK RIPLEY THE EDGE OF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A FLIP PILEDRIVER!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT FOR RIPLEY! MITSUBACHI JUST MURDERED THE FUCK OUT OF JACK RIPLEY!! THERE’S NO WAY RIPLEY IS GONNA CONTINUE THIS MATCH, CAN HE?
Jake Mercer: Jack Ripley is laid out on the ringside floor as Mitsubachi now situates himself back into the squared circle. He steps through the ropes and fixates his crosshairs on the recuperating Justin Windgate! HE GOES FOR A HESITATION DROPKICK!! BUT WINDGATE GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND BACHI GOES THROUGH THE ROPES!!
Persephone: SUPERKICK FROM SHITGATE!! SHITGATE WITH A SUPERKICK TO PAKA AS HE NOW GRIPS THE ROPES!!
Deadprez: HE SLINGSHOTS OVER THE ROPES AND FLOATS OVER TO SNATCH MITSU’S HEAD! NO!! “THE XTREME LANDING” FAILS TO CONNECT AS BACHI BACKED AWAY AND NOW KICKS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST!! “THE XTREME CLASSIC” GOES BACK OF THE HEAD FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST AS MITSU IS NOW LOOKING TO FINISH HIM OFF WITH THE HESITATION DROPKICK!!
Jake Mercer: BACHI SIGNALS FOR THE END AND CHARGES INTO THE SUBCONSCIOUS JUSTIN WINDGATE FOR A HESITATION DROPPPPPKICKKK!!
Persephone: DRAY CHEESE FONDUE-ANA COMES OUT THE SHADOWS AND SWEEPS THE LEGS OUT FROM BENEATH KOMATSU OGAWA!! OGAWA GOES NOSE-FIRST INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana coming out of nowhere with that roundhouse kick to the legs as he now turns around and SUPERKICKS THE SUBCONSCIOUS JUSTIN WINDGATE AGAINST THE RINGPOST!! Fontana has shown great promise throughout this match as he now fixates his attention onto Mitsubachi.
Deadprez: MITSUBACHI EXPLODES OUT OF THIN AIR AND DECKS FONTANA WITH A KOUTOUBU KICK!! A KOUTOUBU KICK THAT WIPES OUT “THE PRINCE” FROM “THE SILENT KILLER” AS BACHI NOW DROPS TO THE GROUND AND RECOLLECTS THIS THOUGHTS.
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson has now slid into the squared circle and is setting up a new ladder in the center of the ring. SOSA is on the cusp of being our new Mr. Cash In The Vault, but MYLES JUMPS INTO THE RING AND GOES BETWEEN THE LADDER. SOSA IS CLUELESS AS MYLES IS NOW BENEATH HIM… MYLES GRABS HIS FOOT!
Persephone: AND PUTS SOSA IN A HEEL HOOK! SOSA IS HUNG UP ON THE LADDER, SCREAMING AS MYLES HAS A HEEL HOOK LOCKED IN ON “HOLLYWOOD”, SOSA HENDERSON!!
Deadprez: Unique way to stop SOSA Henderson from getting the briefcase! BUT LOOK BEHIND HIM! The ruffled Ms. Extreme steps through the ropes and begins to climb the ladder whereas Myles is occupied with tearing SOSA’s foot up! Myles notices Ms. Extreme and lets go of SOSA. SOSA falls to the canvas while Myles snatches the step stool from earlier and DRIVES IT AGAINST EXTREME’S LEGS!! HE DOES IT THREE MORE TIMES BEFORE SETTING IT DOWN BELOW HER. WHAT IS HE THINKING?!?
Jake Mercer: Myles is climbing up the ladder to get a hold of the staggering Ms. Extreme. Extreme has nowhere to go and is trying to fight out of the grip of “The Manifest”!! MYLES CAPTURES EXTREME BY THE SIDE!! AND OFF HE GOES!!
Deadprez: SUPER URANAGE ONTO THE STEP STOOL!!! WOW!! MYLES SLAMS MS. EXTREME OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE STEP STOOL WITH A URANAGE SLAM!! BOTH MS. EXTREME AND MYLES KILLING EACH OTHER IN THIS MATCH AND THAT’S WHAT THESE INDIVIDUALS HAVE TO DO TO CLAIM THAT CASH IN THE VAULT PRIZE!!
Persephone: Nah, how about someone just climb up the ladder and just unhook it? It’s so damn simple.
Jake Mercer: Every competitor in this hellacious warfare is gonna have to go through hell and high water to get to that briefcase and that’s what they’re doing so far. Myles might have broken the back of “The Red Queen” with that uranage slam right into the step stool. This has been an amazing match.
Deadprez: Mitsubachi is now back onto his feet, stomping away at Dray Fontana before he bends down and scrummages beneath the ring. Fontana feeling the effects of this match as Bachi brings out a mysterious box! Bachi is holding that metal container with care as he has his back turned towards Fontana.
( Mitsubachi unlocks it with a key and slowly opens it. He reaches his hand with a smirk on his face. )
Persephone: HE HAS A DAMN MURDER HORNET IN HIS HAND!! EXCUSE ME?!?!
( Persephone immediately jumps out of her chair and runs away from the commentary booth. Right as she jumps over the railing, her phone slips out of her pocket and cracks on the ground. )
Persephone: NO!! MY REXY SEXY NUDES!!
Deadprez: Mitsubachi has a damn bee in his hand and what is he going to do with it? STAB FONTANA WITH IT!?!? If this gets out of hand, Bachi could murder Fontana with that Asian giant if this gets out of hand. The crowd is encouraging Bachi to stab him as he holds a maniacal smile on his face.
Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA WITH A LOW BLOW!! FONTANA ROCKING HIS BELLS BENEATH THE BELT AS FONTANAS SOAKS IN THE BOOS! BUT NOW, THERE’S A DAMN KILLER BEE ON THE LOOSE!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD!! FONTANA TURN AROUND!!
( Dray Fontana continues to pose on the edge of the ramp with his back faced towards the squared circle. The Asian giant hornet that was in the clutch of Mitsubachi has been released as Fontana now turns around. )
Dray Fontana (off-mic): WHAT THE FUCK!
Jake Mercer: THE MURDER HORNET STINGS FONTANA RIGHT IN THE THIGH!! MY GOD!! THAT HORNET HAS A FAMILY DAMNIT!!
Persephone: MY PHONE!!!
Deadprez: DRAY FONTANA SPRINTS UP TO THE RAMP AND ABRUPTLY DROPS AS MEDICS GO OVER TO HIM!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS MATCH!?! MITSUBACHI IS SMILING AS HE HOLDS HIS TESTICLES IN PAIN!! BACHI HAS TAKEN THIS RIVALRY TO THE EXTREME, AS EXPECTED FROM “THE SILENT KILLER”!!!!
Persephone: FUCK DRAY!! SOMEONE FIX MY PHONE!!
Jake Mercer: Our medical personnel are attending to Fontana’s injuries as it seems like the murder hornet has found its way to the backstage area! Rest in peace to whoever is in the back! SOSA Henderson and Myles are the only individuals standing in the ring as they stand face-to-face!
Deadprez: Myles intentionally places the ladder away from the center and taunts for SOSA Henderson to give him all he’s got! MYLES WANTS A FIGHT AND HE’S GOING TO GET IT!! THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!! AND CONNECT WITH FOREARM SMASHES AT THE SAME TIME!! THEY REBOUND BACK INTO EACH OTHER AND NAIL SIMULTANEOUS CLUBBING CLOTHESLINES!
Jake Mercer: MYLES SHOOTS OFF ONE KNEE AND SWINGS FORWARD FOR A ROUNDHOUSE!! SOSA BLOCKS IT! SOSA SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE OF HIS OWN!! MYLES DUCKS IT! BOTH MEN CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN!! LIFTS UP THEIR LEGS!! AND EXPLODES ONTO EACH OTHER WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AT THE SAME TIME!!
Persephone: STOP HITTING EACH OTHER AND CLIMB THE LADDER! GOD DAMN!! HOW HARD IS IT!?!
Deadprez: MYLES AND SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY ABLE TO EMERGE UP TO THEIR FEET!! THESE TWO ARE NOT HUMAN!! MYLES HOPS OVER FOR THE CLOCKING KNEE STRIKE!!! SOSA MEETS HIM HALFWAY AND DRILLS HIM WITH A PRECISION SUPERKICK!! MYLES REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND STEAMROLLS OVER HENDERSON WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! HENDERSON IS DOWN!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson is down-and-out in the middle of the ring as Myles now advances to climb the ladder in the corner! HE’S LOOKING TO GO AIR MYLES HERE!!! MYLES IS PERCHED ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! OH NO!! SOSA IS IN THE LANDING ZONE!! MYLES SOARS OFF THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: FROG SPLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Deadprez: MYLES LANDS THE FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO SOSA HENDERSON!! MYLES WITH A SPECTACULAR FROG SPLASH OFF THE HIGH HEIGHTS AS HE SCRAMBLES AROUND THE SQUARED CIRCLE IN AGONY!! WHAT A FROG SPLASH AS HE NOW TRIES TO CRAWL HIMSELF TOWARDS ANOTHER LADDER>
Jake Mercer: Myles is gingerly dragging a ladder into the center of the ring and propping it. Myles is on the verge of winning this match! He begins to climb it rung by rung! MYLES IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING ON HIS FEET!! IS MYLES THE NEW MR. CASH IN THE VAULT! HE’S SO CLOSE TO THE BRIEFCASE!!
Persephone: YES!! RING THE BELL!! PLEASE!!
Deadprez: Myles is trying to ascend to the top at his quickest as Jack Ripley vaults through the ropes. He begins to elevate himself up the ladder, rung by rung, as Myles becomes nervous. Myles is a few steps away from being a hand reach from the briefcase! RIPLEY IS JUST AS EXHAUSTED AS MYLES AS THIS IS LIKE TWO TURTLES IN A RACE!!
Jake Mercer: BOTH MEN NOW ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND THEY GRAB THE BRIEFCASE AT THE SAME TIME!! BOTH MEN IN A SHRUG OF WAR!! SOSA HENDERSON FROM BELOW NOW KICKING THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER!! SOSA CONTINUES TO KICK IT AN IN ATTEMPT TO TAKE THE LaDDER DOWN AS BOTH MYLES AND RIPLEY CONTINUE STRUGGLING WITH THE BRIEFCASE!
Deadprez: SOSA KICKS THE LADDER ONE MORE TIME AND ITS FALLS TO THE GROUND!! RIPLEY AND MYLES SUSPENDED FROM THE BRIEFCASE AS THEY ARE KICKING AND DANGLING OVER THE SQUARED CIRCLE. SOSA HENDERSON GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS MYLES AND RIPLEY TRY THEIR BEST TO REMAIN ON THE BRIEFCASE!!
( Mylels lets go of the briefcase. )
Jake Mercer: “STOLE YO BITCH”!!!!!!!!!!! SOSA HENDERSON SHOT OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTED ONTO MYLES IN MID-AIR WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER IN MID-AIR!! THE “STOLE YO BITCH” IN MID-AIR AS SOSA HENDERSON NOW ATTEMPTS TO PULL JACK RIPLEY OFF THE BRIEFCASE!!
Persephone: PLEASE UNHOOK IT NOW!!!
Deadprez: MITSUBACHI FROM BEHIND!! HE GRABS HENDERSON AND TURNS HIM AROUND!! “STOLE YO BITCH”!!! SOSA HENDERSON WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER AS JUSTIN WINDGATE ROLLS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND SHOOTS OFF!!! “STOLE YO BITCH”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE JUMPING CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE THREE TIMES IN A ROW AS SOSA HENDERSON IS OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Jake Mercer: LOOK!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS PERCHED ON THE LADDER IN THE CORNER!! JACK RIPLEY CONTINUES TO SWING BACK AND FORTH AS DARCY MAY MORGAN JUMPS OFF THE RUNGS!! WHAT THE HELL COULD HE POSSIBLY BE THINKING??? MORGAN SHOOTS OFF THE LADDER!!!
Persephone: SPEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Deadprez: RIPLEY RELEASES AND COUNTERS THE SPEAR IN MID-AIR WITH A DDT!! WHAT A COUNTER!! RIPLEY MANAGED TO TURN THE MID-AIR SPEAR INTO A DDT!! SOSA NOW QUICKLY GRABS RIPLEY AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! SOSA NOW QUICKLY GRABS THE LADDER IN THE CORNER AND PROPS IT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH IS DOWN-AND-OUT, WHICH IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR SOSA HENDERSON TO SEIZE THE CONTRACT!! HE SETS THE LADDER DOWN AND BEGINS T-
Persephone: WHAT THE HELL!?!?
( A buzz is heard throughout the arena as the audience points to the stage, where stagehands have set a thirty-foot ladder. )
( SOSA Henderson looks at the ladder in confusion as Ms. Extreme emerges from behind with a strand of barbed wire in hand… )
Deadprez: EXTREME DRIVES A BARBED WIRE INTO THE FACE OF HOLLYWOOD!! SOSA HENDERSON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS EXTREME IS NOW QUICKLY PULLING HIM OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE RINGSIDE AGGRESSIVELY!! EXTREME IS BRINGING HIM UP THE RAMP BY HIS LEGS BEFORE SNATCHING HIM AND DRIVING HIM INTO THE STEEL SCAFFOLDING WITH A TWIST OF FATE!!
Jake Mercer: Extreme leans him against the ladder before he signals for the stagehands to bring out the big guns! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
Persephone: Oh no…
( Multiple stagehands are seen carrying a BARBED WIRE TRAMPOLINE beneath the stage. They place it as Ms. Extreme looks at with nasty intentions. )
Deadprez: Consuela Rose Ava used this and now it seems like Ms. Extreme is borrowing her hardware for the biggest show of the year! Ms. Extreme is gonna put someone through that damnation and it looks like SOSA Henderson is going to be that someone!!!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme now begins to use her strength to carry SOSA up the thirty-foot ladder. Someone is gonna die today and is going to be either of those two! I’m impressed by how Extreme is able to effortlessly SOSA up the ladder like that, but rest assured, we’re about to be jaw-dropped once Ms. Extreme finalizes her plans!
Persephone: LOOK!! THE AUSTRALIAN FUCKFACE IS RUNNING INSIDE THE RING!!
Deadprez: THE REMAINDER OF THE FIELD HAVE GATHERED AT RINGSIDE AS MYLES NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! TOPPPPEEEEEE GONNNNN GIRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MYLES TAKES OUT THE COMPETITION!?!?!
Jake Mercer: NO!! EVERYONE CATCHES HIM!! THEY CATCH HIM AND HOLD ONTO HIM AS THEY NOW CARRY HIM UP THE RAMP LIKE A MOB!!! SOSA HENDERSON HAS ESCAPES THE WRATH OF MS. EXTREME AS NOW EVERYONE IS BELOW THEM!! WHAT IS SOSA THINKING!?!
Persephone: OH MY!!
Deadprez: SOSA FLIPS BACKWARDS AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF AND EXTREME ONTO EVERYONE WITH A SPANISH FLY!! A SPANISH FLY OFF THE TOP OF THE THIRTY-FOOT LADDER ONTO EVERYONE ELSE!! MY GOD!! EVERYONE IS LAID OUT!! EVERYONE IS DOWN-AND-OUT!! I REPEAT EVERYONE IN THE CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH IS LAID OUT!! WHAT A SEQUENCE!!
Persephone: LOOK!
Jake Mercer: WAIT NO!! MITSUBACHI WAS UNSCATHED!! HE SIDESTEPPED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!! MITSU WITH A BOLD SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND STARTS SPRINTING!! MITSUBACHI IS GOING TO BE OUR NEW CASH IN THE VAULT RECIPIENT!!
Deadprez: DRAY FONTANA!!! DRAY FONTANA OUT OF NOWHERE CLOCKS MITSUBACHI WITH A FOREARM STRIKE!! HOW IS FONTANA STILL ALIVE AFTER BEING STUNG BY A MURDER HORNET!?!? DID THIS MAN CHEAT DEATH!!
Dray Fontana (off-mic): FUWKAPDAPWODWPAOLDPWAL CKO<LDSL APWLDWAPODKKWAPOLDSADPL<XC<MOPWOMMDA<SXAL!!
Persephone: :dahell:
Jake Mercer: I think he escaped the medics! Whatever he’s done, he’s hell bent on getting revenge on that bee and he’s going to beat the shit out of Bachi! Dray can’t even speak properly right now so I don’t even know how he’s dragging Mitsu to the stage.
Deadprez: Mitsu is knocked out cold by that forearm smash as DRAY NOW PLACES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!!
Dray Fontana (off-mic): FWUCK YUI &AND YEUR B!
Deadprez: SIT-OUT POWERBOMB THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TRAMPOLINE!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH MEN ARE DONE!! DRAY FONTANA JUST MERCILESSLY DROVE HIMSELF AND BACHI WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB THROUGH THE FUCKIN’ BARBED WIRE TRAMPOLINE! JUST WHY!! HE COULD’VE JUST THROWN HIM INTO IT!!
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana wanted revenge and he got it!
( We fixate our attention back onto their ring where Ms. Extreme and SOSA have set up multiple ladders. There is one ladder in the ring with two ladders connected to the turnbuckles from both ends. )
Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON, MYLES, and DARCY MAY MORGAN STRUGGLE ON ONE SIDE OF THE LADDER WHILE RIPLEY, MS. EXTREME AND JUSTIN WINDGATE BRAWL ON THE OTHER SIDE!!
Deadprez: SOSA NAILS A SUPERKICK ACROSS THE JAW OF DARCY, REELING HER TO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES! DARCY IS MOMENTARILY OUT OF COMMISSION AS MYLES NOW CONTINUES TO QUICKLY ASCEND THE RUNGS!! SOSA, HOWEVER REFUSES TO LET HIM WIN AS HE SENDS UPWARD PUNCHES FROM BENEATH!! BOTH MEN IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION NOW!!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME PULLS WINDGATE DOWN AND KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK IN MID-AIR. EXTREME THEN SHOVES RIPLEY AND GOES UP THE LADDER WITH SWIFT!! RIPLEY REELS BACK INTO HER AND STOPS HER FROM REACHING THE BRIEFCASE!
Persephone: YES THIS MUST BE WHERE IT ENDS!
Deadprez: Both sides having two individuals on each other, quarrelling as we may be in the concluding sequence of this match! OH NO!! MYLES GOUGES SOSA’S EYES AND PUTS HIM A FRONT REVERSE FACELOCK! WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE!! AT THE SAME TIME, RIPLEY HOOKS EXTREME UP AND LIFTS HER UP INTO A VERTEBREAKER ON THE LADDER!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!
Jake Mercer: MYLES FLIPS FORWARD AND CRUSHES SOSA INTO THE BRIDGED LADDER WITH A FRONT FLIP DDT!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH MYLES AND SOSA GO THROUGH THE LADDER WHEREAS RIPLEY CARRIES MS. EXTREME ON HIS BACK!! NO NO NO NO!!!
Deadprez: RIPLEY JUMPS OFF WITH EXTREME AND BREAKS THE OTHER BRIDGED LADDER IN HALF WITH A VERTEBREAKER!! THAT IS IT! TWO DEATHS IN THE SPAN OF TEN SECONDS AS RIPLEY AND EXTREME WENT THROUGH THE OTHER BRIDGED LADDER!! THIS IS COMPLETE DISORDER IN THE CASH IN THE VAULT MATCH!!
Persephone: JUSTIN SHITGATE AND DARCY MAY “THIS MATCH END NOW” MORGAN!! ARE ON THEIR FEET!! THEY GAZE INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES FROM ACROSS THE LADDERS AND QUICKLY CLIMBS UP!!
Deadprez: The final two are racing up the steel ladder for the briefcase! HEADBUTT FROM WINDGATE!! HEADBUTT IN RESPONSE FROM MORGAN!! BATTLE OF THE LAST TWO AS THEY CONTINUE TO EXCHANGE STRIKES!! WINDGATE WITH A RIGHT!! MORGAN WITH LEFT! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FROM BOTH SIDES AS THESE TWO ARE PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE.
Persephone: TALK TO YOU NEVER!!
Jake Mercer: JUSTIN DUCKS THE HAYMAKER LEFT ATTEMPT AND GOES FOR A HAYMAKER OF HIS OWN!! MORGAN BLOCKS IT AND SLAPS JUSTIN IN THE FACE!! WINDGATE WITH A FIRED UP LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS TO GET HIGHER UP ON THE LADDER!!
Persephone & Jake Mercer: TALK TO YOU NEVER!!
Deadprez: NO!! JUSTIN DUCKS IT AGAIN!! BUT MORGAN PUNCHES THE BRIEFCASE INSTEAD AND THE BRIEFCASE GOES SWINGING INTO THE FACE OF WINDGATE!! WINDGATE IS OUT!!
Jake Mercer: WINDGATE GETS INADVERTENTLY NAILED BY THE BRIEFCASE AND PLUMMETS TO THE RINGSIDE CANVAS!! OH MY GOD!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING!! COULD IT BE!! SHE GETS HER HANDS ONTO THE BRIEFCASE!!
Deadprez: …….. SHE UNHOOKS IT!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea blasts through the speakers to a loud reaction from the crowd. Darcy May Morgan holds the briefcase high in the air as she holds a bright smile on her face. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR 2020 CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER…. DARRRRRCYY MAYYY MORGANNN!!
Persephone: HAHA FINALLY THIS SHIT IS OVER!!
Deadprez: Darcy May Morgan has done it! Darcy May Morgan has overcome all odds and claimed her spot at the throne as the 2020 EAW Cash In The Vault recipient. Darcy May Morgan is now one step closer to being the true “Leading Lady” of Elite Answers Wrestling as she is now entitled to a championship opportunity of her choice at any time and any place!
Jake Mercer: This was actually an incredible match.Everyone in this match has a near death experience and they most definitely are going into Season 14 as new individuals. This was nothing short of the extreme, hellacious battle we were expecting, and even though seven of these competitors walk out as losers, fruitless, and with no briefcase to their name, they put on a career-defining performance and this ladder match will definitely be talked about for years.
Persephone: Ugh. Let’s just not hope he lands on Rexy Sexy’s brand because if she does dare to cash in on him, she’s going to get squashed in a matter of ten seconds.
Deadprez: CONGRATULATIONS, DARCY MAY MORGAN!!
(The scene fades into Mr. DEDEDE in his personal locker room. He is lacing up his boots for his big title defense against Jamie O’Hara. The socially distanced crowd is heard booing at the presence of the Chairman of the Board. Next to him on the couch is the Answers World Championship. That’s the one thing that they’re fighting for tonight. DEDEDE is really focused for his match and looking forward to ending Jamie’s career.)
(A knock on the door is heard!)
Mr. DEDEDE (looks up from lacing his boots): I’m in the middle of trying to have my moment of zen. Who in the hell are you to interrupt me?
(Mr. DEDEDE gets off from his couch before opening the door. At seeing the very sight of who is on the other end of the door, DEDEDE’s whole composure changes from a stern and serious to a more calmer one.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Papi, you didn’t need to show up.
(The camera moves as it stops at the very sight of Henrique Fernandez, Cameron Ella Ava’s father and most importantly, Jamie O’Hara’s father-in-law.)
Henrique Fernandez: Why would I show up to support my son? :pleading_face:
Mr. DEDEDE: :pleading_face:
Henrique Fernandez: Mijo, I wouldn’t miss your match for the world. I wouldn’t miss you making me a proud old man again. Grand Rampage is STILL the best night of my life. When you used that flaming equalizer and burned my ungrateful bitch of a daughter, it was what she deserved. It should have taught her more respect than the ass beatings that I would give to her as a child. It was so sinister and evil, you did the world a favor, Ryan. Tonight, you will do the world another favor by ending the career of mi estupido son-in-law. :wow:
Mr. DEDEDE: Papi, I am going to end his career so badly that his whore wife won’t be able to look at him the same way.
Henrique Fernandez: Gawd, I hate Jaime so much. How can a man like him be…so sensitivo? He’s not a manly man like the two of us, Ryan. El tiene una mentalidad débil. He has a weak mentality. Now, that I think of it, I can see what Cameron saw in him. Both are weak and pathetic. Can you imagine what’s gonna happen when Jaime loses tonight? Both of them are going to fall apart. I think that Cameron may have to divorce him. Maybe, abort the child because if the child is anything like the father, there’s no need to bring it out to this fucked up world.
Mr. DEDEDE :mjlol: Can you imagine what kind of father he would be if he couldn’t fight for his career and avenge his wife? That kid is going to get bullied in school.
Henrique Fernandez: Poor kid. I feel sorry for the terrible life that it’s going to have. Can you imagine having those two pendejos as parents? One is a crippled and the other one is going to have no career. My daughters want to complain that they had a tough childhood, but this kid is going to have another thing coming for it.
Mr. DEDEDE: Such a shame, papi, but I am so glad that I found you.
Henrique Fernandez: I’m so glad to have a child that I can be proud of. You may not be biologically mine, but I love you more than my four daughters. Besides, how is the knee? Did you get the basket that I sent you?
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s feeling good and I did. You didn’t need to spend all of that money on me. It must have cost you a fortune.
Henrique Fernandez: Only the best for my son. :pleading_face:
Mr. DEDEDE: We don’t deserve you, Henrique. I’ll make sure I don’t disappoint you tonight. But, please, make yourself at home! Now, if you excuse me, I got some business to attend too before my match.
(Mr. DEDEDE leaves his personal locker room, leaving Henrique Fernandez by himself. He sits on the couch that DEDEDE was sitting on before looking at DEDEDE leaving with a proud smile on his face.)
(The fades back to the ring.)
(The lights in the arena fade to black, with a personalized version of the Pain For Pride logo that says “Bro For Pride; New Breed Edition” fading from black on the titantron)
(The lights all turn on at the same time with a blinding, white light which goes back to normal when “Nightcrawler” by Travis Scott, Swae Lee and Chief Keef starts playing through the speakers with Swae Lee coming out with a microphone in his hand, all hyped up)
Swae Lee: 🎵 Did you have the time of your life?
Let’s have the afterparty at my place, ayy
Do you have some spare change?
On me, I’ve got hundreds I’ll throw in your face 🎵
(Bronson Daniels comes out on a throne covered in marijuana, with a big blunt in his mouth, with a cap and a jacket colored after the Pain For Pride 13 colors, along with the New Breed Championship on the bulge of his boxers while being carried by four women all wearing bikinis, with weed raining down the arena as Travis Scott comes out on the stage, jumping around as fire pyro starts going off on the ramp)
Travis Scott: 🎵 Yeah, order more bottles, order more models
Order more hours, shots on an island
Hotter than the summer, the winter couldn’t chill me
Young, free, and wildin’, order more kidneys 🎵
(Bronson takes multiple hits of the blunt while being carried up the ramp while hyping up the fans some more)
Travis Scott: 🎵 When the night crawls
All the money, all the hoes and the alcohol
All these hundreds and these thousands, I’ma spend it all
Always when the night calls
When the night calls
We want money, we want hoes, we want alcohol
All these hundreds, all these thousands, I’ma spend it all
Always when the night calls🎵
(Bronson Daniels is up to the ring, getting up on his throne, jumping with his flip flops flying into the crowd as Chief Keef jumps the barricade with a microphone in his hand)
Chief Keef:🎵 Ayy, walked up in the bank (Bank)
Ordered me some funds (Beep)
Walked in the strip club
Order me some ones (Gang)
I walked up in the gun store (Huh?)
Order me some guns (Bang-bang)
Your bitch walked up in the spot
And she ordered me for lunch (Gang, gang)
I just ordered me some brunch (Ayy)
Korean spicy garlic (Ayy)
Bitch, I come from eating McDonald’s (Uh-huh)
Girl, you know I’m from the projects (Ayy)
Like, I’m a G, I come through mobbin’
Like Wu-T-A-N-G we come through wildin’
I ain’t chicken, Killer Caesar with the chopper (Bang-bang)
Boy, you don’t blow no poles, I know, I know (No, no, no) 🎵
(Bronson vibes to the song as he jumps into the ring, dancing and doing goofy stuff)
Travis Scott, Swae Lee & Chief Keef: 🎵 When the night crawls
All the money, all the hoes and the alcohol
All these hundreds and these thousands, I’ma spend it all
Always when the night calls
When the night calls
We want money, we want hoes, we want alcohol
All these hundreds, all these thousands, I’ma spend it all
Always when the night calls 🎵
(Bronson goes to the outside, high fiving the social distanced fans in the first row and passing his blunt to an **adult** fan. Bronson then slides back into the ring along with the rappers performing his theme, high fiving and hugging them)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A FATAL FOUR-WAY FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The crowd roars)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! HE HAILS FROM COCOA BEACH, FLORIDA! WEIGHING IN AT 216 POUNDS! “THE EUPHORIC MACHINE”….. BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Here is Showdown’s own, Bronson Daniels and an impressive wrestler who has won his chance to compete for the New Breed Championship and he will be facing some pretty stiff competition. The man calls himself The Skinny Dipper Lord of Pot Smoking, but do not let this guy fool you with his carefree attitude, this man is downright dangerous with those legs.
Rich Russillo: He acts like a joke, he even presents himself as one, which is why he’s on Showdown and not Voltage, but I must admit, the guy can wrestle. Persephone, what do you think of Bronson Daniels?
(Filing her nails)
Persephone: Oh right, The Bro guy…. Loser.
Rich Russillo: There you have it, expert analysis.
(Bronson walks to the ring, always high five the fans on the way up the ramp, and sometimes even pass his blunt to them. When the second hook hits, he jumps in the ring throwing his flip-flops in the crowd and then Futsal (Brosal) Shuffle in the ring as his music fades and is replaces by “Lonely Day” from System Of The Down.)
Bella Braxton: THE SECOND COMPETITOR HAILS FROM RIVERSIDE, CA.! WEIGHING IN AT 180 POUNDS! HE IS “THE GOTHIC MONARCH”….. SHAWN STURGIS!!!!!!!!!
(As Lonely Day blares over the PA, the arena goes dark, flicking bright colored lights and the Crowd in mixed emotions with cheers and boos. Shawn Strugis slowly makes his way down the ramp with a slow walk and creepy demeanor. Makes his way into the ring with a front slide, to one knee. The arena goes dark as the one single light over Sturgis comes on and he slowly raises his head and removes his hood.)
Rich Russillo: The freak show is loose, and the first Voltage participant, here is Shawn Sturgis, this guy is crazy, and well, he is looking to take the title from that monkey like the Good Doctor calls our New Breed Champion.
James Peters: An incredible talent is Shawn Sturgis and many have him going out here and taking this title. He is on the brink of something big happening and this could be the night, keeping the title on Voltage.
Persephone: It doesn’t matter who wins here dumbasses, there is a draft next week anyway, duh.
James Peters: You’re just a ball of sunshine. I wish Rex vs Andrea was tonight and not night one, you have been disinterested in everything since.
Persephone: I liked watching Raven get beat by Minerva last night, so shut up. By the way, will someone just Zoosk or eHarmony Sturgis and Minerva already, Jesus.
(As Lonely Day starts to wind down, as “Juicy” by Biggie begins to reverberate throughout the Lincoln Financial Field stadium as Andre Walker struts onto stage, appearing of the utmost confidence as billed. Dawning a sleeveless, fur-lined vest, that of which is designed to appear as if it came straight from the mane of a lion. A necklace made of large canines fitted against his chest and neck, and a prop sniper rifle strapped against his back. Dark sunglasses mask his eyes, it’s apparent he is emulating the infamous Marvel Comics villain, Kraven, “The Hunter”.)
Bella Braxton: THE THIRD COMPETITOR…WRESTLING OUT OFFFFFFFFFFF BROOKLYN, NEWWWW YOOOORRKKKKK!!! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNFRED AND EIGHTY FIIIIVEEEEE POOOUUUUNNNDSSSSS!!!! “THHHEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOTTTTTTTTORRRRIIIIIIIIOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS”!!!! ANDREEEEEEEEEEE WALKKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
James Peters: Man, what an attire! His portrayal of the notorious, Kraven, is spot on! And tell me Walker didn’t skin a Tyrannosaurus-Rex for the absolute chompers that dangle from his necklace! Andre Walker with a smile on his face, Pain For Pride is not only his biggest showing thus far, but his grandest opportunity at a title in Elite Answers Wrestling. After his controversial defeat at Fighting Spirit: Omaha, Walker looked to Starr Stan to rebuke the decision and grant him another shot at the New Breed Championship, and at Jalyn Garcia.
Rich Russillo: Back at Fighting Spirit, Andre Walker was pinned by Jalyn Garcia, foot on the bottom rope, or not, Andre was still pinned! However you may feel about that “controversial” ending, Andre Walker will be competing in this fatal four-way matchup, here tonight in order to crown the brand new Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Champion!
(Andre Walker slowly walks out, focused at the ring, knowing this is for the New Breed Championship. He starts to make his way down, stopping and looking around the huge arena. He nods, pounding his chest before running and sliding in, walking to the second turnbuckle, stepping up and raising his arms to the cheers and some boos from the crowd! He drops down looking at Daniels and Sturgis.)
(Filing her nails)
Persephone: Go Andre! Hashtag Black Lives Matter.
(Rolls her eyes, continuing to file her nails)
James Peters: How sweet of you.
(“Gatti” starts to fade, just as it is replaced by “Matyr” by Polaris. The fans erupt in cheers.)
Bella Braxton: THE FINAL COMPETITOR! HE HAILS FROM SACRAMENTO, CA! WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS! THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION! “THE WILDHEART”…. JALYN GARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers as Jalyn Garcia walks out with the New Breed Championship. Pointing to the ring and the other three competitors, he runs down and slides in, hopping to the top rope and landing a moonsault, quickly turning around and holding up the title as the other three circle Jalyn, staring down at him as he nods and smirks.)
James Peters: It is already starting, Jalyn Garcia, Voltage’s own New Breed Champion, defeating Justin Windgate, one of the biggest rising stars who returned after a long absent, that was a huge win for Jalyn who now is facing his toughest challenge against some of the best young talent from Dynasty, Showdown and of course Voltage, this match could steal the show!
Rich Russillo: IT really could, I will tell you this much, these four men can fly, they can do moves we have never seen. But in the end Voltage takes it.
Persephone: Yay. Whatever, just ring the bell, let’s watch these four idiots bounce around and pretend they are Rex McAllister.
The referee checks on all four men, he then nods, as they are all ready to get this match on. He then calls for the bell….
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Jalyn and Andre Walker lock up; Sturgis and Bronson go after each other.)
James Peters: Here we go, and the New breed Championship match is on its way! Sturgis and Bronson are in the corner, Andre and Jalyn are in the other corner! Jalyn and Sturgis, the Voltage brand representatives, look at each other, nod, and Irish Whips Bronson and Andre into one another! A double dropkick by Sturgis and Jalyn! Andre falls through the ropes! Bronson rolls out of the ring! Sturgis is yelling something to Jalyn who runs toward him… STURGIS CATAPULTS JALYN OVER THE TOP ROPE RIGHTON ANDRE WALKER TO THE OUTSIDE!!! WAIT….. HERE COMES STURGIS… SUICIDE PLANCHA ON BRONSON DANIIELS AND THIS MATCH HAS ALREADY STARTED FAST AND FURIOUS!
Persephone: What did I miss? I think I need another manicure.
Rich Russillo: The Voltage is brand is sticking together but for how long is the question! Sturgis grabs Bronson, slamming his head into the Showdown Announce Table! Deadprez is saying something to him! He then grabs Bronson by the hair, whipping him into the barricade, running hard at him, BOTH GO OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE FANS!
Persephone: SOCIAL DISTANCING ASSHOLES!
James Peters: THEY ARE OUT IN THE CROWD! JALYN GARCIA HAS ANDRE WALKER, HE PICKS HIM UP AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! JALYN HOPS ON THE APRON, WAITING FOR ANDRE TO GET BACK UP, SPRINGBOARD HURRI, NO! ANDRE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! JALYN ROLLS THROUGH! ANDRE WITH A HIPTOSS ON JALYN! HE GOES TO PICK HIM UP BUT JALYN KICKS HIM OFF, ANDRE CHARGES BUT JALYN LEAP FROGS, GRABS ANDRE FROM BEHIND! ROLL UP!
ONE!!!!
James Peters: ANDRE REVERSES!
ONE!!!!
James Peters: JALYN KICKS OUT! ANDRE RUNS TO THE ROPES, JALYN WITH A MONKEY FLIP! NO! ANDRE LANDS ON HIS FEET! JALYN KIPS UP, ANDRE CHARGES IN, JALYN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY…. NO! ANDRE REVERSES WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! NO! JALYN BLOCKS ITS! REVERSES BEHIND ANDRE, GERMAN SUPLEX! NOOOO! ANDRE LANDS ON HIS FEET! JALYN TURNS AND IS MET WITH SPIN KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! RUNNING AGAINST THE ROPES, GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK! JALYN SIDESTEPS, ANDRE IS CAUGHT WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS! ANDRE FALLS TO THE CORNER! JALYN CHARGES IN BUT ANDRE LIFTS HIM, LAUNCHING JALYN TO THE TOP ROPE! JALYN MOONSAULTS ON A STANDING ANDRE WALKER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ANDRE KICKS OUT! JALYN IS NOT STOPPING, HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY ANDRE! GOES FOR THE QUICK COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JALYN IS OUT AT TWO! WAIT! BRONSON AND STURGIS ARE SLUGGING IT OUT WHERE THE FANS ARE AT! BRONSON WITH A HUGE KICK ON STURGIS! I THINK HE STUNNED HIM! BRONSON GRABS SHAWN AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE TO THE FLOOR! HE SEES WHAT IS GOING INSIDE THE RING, ANDRE WALKER WAITS AS JALYN GETS UP! RUNNING TO THE ROPES, HE SPRINGBOARDS…… CAUGHT BY A “GUNSMOKE” SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE FROM BRONSON DANILES!!!!! HE CUT WALKER IN HALF AND IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: Let me know when something exciting happens, I have a chip in one of my nails and it is bugging the shit out of me.
James Peters: Bronson is going for a pinfall, NO! CRUCIFIX BY JALYN FROM BEHIND, BRINGING THE BRO DOWN FOR THE PINFALL!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!
James: BRONSON KICKS OUT! Jalyn dropkicks him as he tries to get up, he hops to the top rope, Bronson gets up… FROGSPLASH BODY PRESS ON BRONSON! WHAT A MOVE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: SHAWN STURGIS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HUGE FLYING FOREARM ON JALYN! HE GRABS HIM BY THE LONG HAIR!
Persephone: Okay, I dig the perm. But I think it’s a wig. He probably is balding.
Rich Russillo: Like Rex?
Persephone: SAJHKJAGKADGDUQGQDUIGD!!!! How dare you talk about my Sexy Rexy like that!?
Rich Russillo: Finally, some life out of you!
Persephone: He is NOT balding! Now call the match and do your job!
Rich Russillo: You know that is your job too.
Persephone: Psssht.
James Peters: Sturgis has Jalyn by his hair, whipping him into the turnbuckle, crashing in with a huge tackle, followed by a bulldog! Andre is back up to his feet, he charges in, Shawn sidesteps, pushing Andre into the turnbuckle pad, grabbing him from behind, launching Andre WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THIS TIME WALKER DOESN’T LAND ON HIS FEET! Sturgis is now waiting from Bronson to get up, SHOTGUN DROPKICK ON BRONSON! STURGIS HAS LAID EVERYONE OUT EARLY IN THIS MATCH! HE SEES JALYN GETTING UP, STURGIS RUNS UP TO THE ROPES! TWISTING CROSSBODY ON JALYN! HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER….. NO! ANDRE WALKER IS THERE TO DRAG HIM OFF, SPLITTING HIS LEGS, STOMP TO THE GROIN!
Rich Russillo: HE STOMPED HIM HARD! STURGIS IS PAIN! ANDRE WALKER FLIPS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET, RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE! INTO THE TORNADO DDT BY WALKER! He needs to go for a cover but turns right into “GUNSMOKE” BY BRONSON DANIELS AGAIN! JALYN GETTING TO HIS FEET… “GUNSMOKE” AGAIN BY BRONSON DANIELS! STURGIS IS GETTING BACK UP AND “GUNSMOKE” FOR A THIRD TIME BY BRONSON DANIELS! HE JUST LAID EVERYONE OUT! HE JUMPS ON WALKER FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ANDRE WALKER KICKS OUT! BRONSON DROPS ON JALYN GARCIA FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JALYN GARCIA KICKS OUT!!!!! BRONSON NOW DIVES ON SHAWN STURGIS!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SHAWN STURGIS KICKS OUT!!! THE BRO IS O’FER IN HIS PIN ATTEMPS SO WHAT DOES DO? HE IS DOING THE BROSAL SHUFFLE! THE IDIOT IS DANCING INSTEAD OF CAPITALIZING ON HIS DOWNED OPPONENTS! JAMES, WHAT THE FU….
(James Peters stands up and does the Brosal Shuffle with all the fans and Bronson who points at him with a thumbs up and a huge grin.)
Persephone: Oh My God, White men can’t dance. Are we really doing this here!? Really!? I have a 911 with my manicure and we are actually dancing this Mormon Wedding Dance Routine!?
Rich Russillo: You are so PR, Persie.
Persephone: I have had to deal with topless muddy women kissing each other, thanks to me, of course, I get a reprieve, OK!?
Rich Russillo: O…… WAIT A SECOND AS BRONSON IS DANCING, ANDRE WALKER, JALYN GARCIA AND SHAWN STURGIS ARE ALL BACK ON THEIR FEET! BRONSON IS STILL DANCING AND HAS NO CLUE THEY ARE ALL STANDING BEHIND HIM READY TO KILL HIS HIGH ASS!
James Peters: Sorry, I was getting into the match! Bronson is in trouble! He is slowly turning around realizing they are all staring at him!
Bronson: (Off Mic); BROOOOOOOOOO’S
James Peters: They are all smiling with him as he is asking for a fist pump. Andre nods, he is…. NO! GRIMSEVER!!! BICYCLE KNEE TO BRONSON! HE STAGGERS INTO SHAWN STURGIS! THREE CHEST SLAPS THUNDEROUS THAT THE WELTS ARE STARTING TO FORM ON BRONSON’S CHEST! AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO JALYN GARCIA…. SHOCK AND AWE! THE ROLLING CUTTER! JALYN JUMPS ON BRONSON FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: STURGIS DRAGS JALYN OFF BRONSON AND DROPS FOR THE COVER!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: NO! ANDRE WALKER DRAGS STURGIS OFF BRONSON AND JUMPS ON HIM FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: STURIGIS AND JALYN BOTH DRAG ANDRE OFF, LIFTING HIM UP, STURGIS WITH A SUPLEX! JALYN WITH A MOONSAULT! BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO COVER, STURGIS CATCHES JALYN WITH STUNNER!
Rich Russillo: WE MAY SEE A NEW … NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT HERE! STURGIS WITH THE CO….. NO!!!! BRONSON DANIELS TURNS HIM AROUND AND HOLDING HANDS BEFORE A KNEE!!! HE TAKES STURGIS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE….. JESUS CHRIST! ANDRE WALKER IS THERE! HE PICKS UP BRONSON! WALKER’S WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE
Persephone: OH COME ON! FINISH THIS ALREADY! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE PERM MADE THE SAVE!
Rich Russillo: THE PER… I MEAN JALYN MAKES THE SAVE! HE GRABS WALKER, WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES, JALYN FOLLOWING HIM FROM BEHIND, A HURRICANRANA OVER THE TOP ROPE! ANDREW WALKER HITS THE FLOOR HARD. JALYN POINTS! THE CROWD IS ROARING, WAIT…. HER COMES STURGIS, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! JALYN BUCKLES STURGIS OVER! JALYN RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES HE HOPS ON STURGIS BACK AND OVER THE ROPES WITH A SPRINGBOARD TRIANGLE MOONSAULT ON ANDRE WALKER!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
James Peters: AIR JALYN! HOPPING OFF STRUGIS RIGHT ON WALKER!!!! THAT WAS DANGEROUS AND SHOWS HOW BAD BOTH OF THESE MEN WANT THIS MATCH!!!! JALYN GARCIA AND ANDRE WALKER ARE ON THE OUTSIDE AND SHAWN STURGIS IS GETTING TO HIS FEET….. what is he thinking here!? Sturgis runs against the ropes, HE HOPS TO THE MIDDLE OF THE TOP ROPE! SUICIDE CANNONBALL ON JALYN GARCIA AND ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!
Persephone: Let me know when something exciting happens again, thanks.
Rich Russillo: THESE GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY NUTS AND HERE COMES BRONSON DANIELS! HE IS WINDING UP….
Crowd: BRO!!!! BRO!!!! BRO!!!! BRO!!!!! BRO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: “What is this moron going to do!? HE IS RUNNING AND CLEARED THE TOP ROPE…. RUNNING SENTON! HE LANDS ON SHAWN STURGIS! ANDRE WALKER AND JALYN GARCIA! THE BODIES ARE SPRAYED OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
James Peters: The New Breed’s are letting it all hang out tonight, they don’t care because one of them is going to be a Champion! They are all laid out right now, but Shawn Sturgis is slowly crawling under the ring, what the hell is he doing!?
Persephone: Probably taking a nap like I should be. Rich, call a mail attendant, I need a touch up. This match is super boring, and I can barely contain myself. I am falling asleep, I need a Red Bull.
Rich Russillo: Are you serious right now!?
James Peters: Andre Walker who took the worst of it all seems to be getting back to his feet, Jalyn is also getting up. Bronson is up, fist pumping fans. Jalyn turns, Andre Walker runs at him but Jalyn lifts him over, allowing Walker TO DROPKICK BRONSON RIGHT IN THE CHEST!!!! WALKER HIT HARD ON THE FLOOR! HE GETS UP, JALYN HOPS ON THE APRON, HURRICARANA ON WALKER AS HE HITS THE FLOOR HARD AGAIN! JALYN GETS WALKER AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING! HE SLIDES IN AND CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, WAITING FOR WALKER TO GET UP… STANDING MOONSAULT, NO! WALKER GETS OUT OF THE WAY! JALYN IS BACK UP! SNAP BRAINBUSTER!!!! ANDRE GOT ALL THAT AND…..
**WHACK!!!!!**
James Peters: …. WHAT THE HELL! SHAWN STURGIS CAME IN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WITH A CHAIR!
**WHACK!!!!!**
James Peters: HE JUST HIT THE BACK OF WALKER AGAIN!
**WHACK!!!!!**
James Peters: ONE MORE TIME AS ANDRE FALLS TO ONE KNEE WRITHING IN PAIN! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! SHAWN STURGIS HAS LOST IT! HE GRABS JALYN GARCIA! PLACING THE CHAIR ON THE MAT, HE NOW PICKS UP JALYN IN A TOMBSTONE POSITION…. HE IS CLIMBING TO THE SECOND ROPE! HE IS GOING TO TOMBSTONE THE CHAMPION TO THE CHAIR……
Rich Russillo: HE HIT IT! TOMBSTONE ON JALYN! STURGIS SMILES AND CROSSES HIS HEART, AN HOMAGE TO MINERVA! STURGIS IS GOING TO BE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! HE GOES FOR THE COVER AND WALKER IS STILL ON THE MAT IN PAIN!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: COME ON! FINISH THIS! HOW CAN THAT HIGH ASS GET IN THE RING AND BREAK THE COUNT!
James Peters: BRONSON DANIELS BROKE THE COUNT! HE WAS ABLE TO SLIP BACK IN THE RING IN TIME! WE ALMOST HAD A NEW CHAMPION! BRONSON PICKS UP THE CHAIR, HE SMILES AND NODS, THROWS THE CHAIR AT STURGIS….. ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THE CHAIR DRIVEN INTO STURGIS! BRONSON PICKS HIM UP….. RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES….. SUPERBRO PUNCH!!! BRONSON DROPS FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: OH MY GOD! THIS IS GETTING OLD QUICK! HOW DID ANDRE WALKER MAKE THE SAVE!!!!???? SHAGFHAHKGAHKGSKJSAGHJKHKJ;HAJKGHAJKHGAJHGJKHGAJKGHGJKAHGFAUH!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Walker with the save and Bronson almost had the match, Walker, grabs Bronson, backhand on the Bro! He kicks him, running to the ropes, Swinging Neckbreaker! Walker rolls right back to his feet! He gets up and waits! Bronson and Sturgis both down! Jalyn is still lying on the apron, he may be hurt! Walker stalks Bronson as he gets to one knee, Walker immediately grabs him….
Andre: (Off Mic) … AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!!!!
James Peters: HE HAS BRONSON LIFTED!!!! ANDRE WALKER HITS THE “DRE WALKER 3000”!!!! THE STYLES CLASH AND BRONSON IS DONE!!!! THE REFEREE GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: THIS MOTHERFU…….. WHY PERM!? WHY DID YOU BREAK UP THE COUNT!!!?!???!?
Rich Russillo: THE PERM! I MEAN THE CHAMP! HE BREAKS UP THE COUNT AND SAVES HIS OWN TITLE! JALYN GARCIA IS HURT BUT WALKER IS GETTING RIGHT BACK UP, A SPIN KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF GARCIA! WALKER GRABS HIM IN A FRONT FACE LOCK! HE RUNS UP THE ROPES FOR A TORNADO DDT! NO!!! JALYN PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE WAY!! WALKER TURNS BACK…. STAR CHASER!!!!!!!!!
James Peter: JALYN GARCIA WITH THE STAR CHASER!!!! ANDRE IS DONE! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Rich Russillo: SHAWN STURGIS IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: COFFIN DROP ON JALYN AND ANDRE WALKER!!!! SHAWN STURGIS HIT THE COFFIN DROP TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!!! ALL FOUR MEN LYING IN THE RING AGAIN AS THE CROWD IS CLAPPING!!!!
Crowd: THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: This is boring….. this is boring….. this is boring…..
James Peters: I apologize for Persephone. All four men are down, Bronson looks like he is getting to his feet. So is Shawn Sturgis, Walker is stirring, rolling to his side, Jalyn has life left in him. Bronson is up, Sturgis rolls out of the ring, he looks under the apron…. OH MY GOD….. IT’S THE WRENCH THEY USE TO PUT THE RING ROPES AND TURNBUCKLES TOGETHER! WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING!? FIRST A CHAIR AND NOW THIS!?
Rich Russillo: HE WANTS TO WIN, JIM! HE WANTS THE NEW BREE CHAMPIONSHIP AND YOU CAN’T BLAME THE MAN! HE IS ROLLING BACK IN THE RING! BRONSON SEES THE WRENCH! HE GOES AFTER STURGIS… NO!!!! BRONSON IS HIT IN THE STOMACH! STURGIS NOW WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP USING THE WRENCH! HE IS CHOKING OUT BRONSON DANIELS! WALKER IS STARTING TO GET TO HIS FEET, STURGIS LETS GO OF DANIELS AND RUNS, HITTING ANDRE ON THE FOREHEAD! I THINK HE CUT HIM OPEN! JALYN IS NOW GETTING UP! HE CHARGES JALYN WITH THE WRENCH…. NOOO!!! JALYN QUICKLY DODGES, HE HITS THE POISON REVERSE SPIKE RANA!!! THE WRENCH FALLS OUT OF THE RING! JALYN GETS ON THE TOP ROPE! KING’S REGNUM!!!! THE PHOENIX SPLASH ON SHAWN STURGIS!!!! THE CHAMP IS GOING TO RETAIN!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: BRONSON DANIELS BROKE UP THE PIN!!!! BRONSON DANIELS BROKE UP THE PIN!!!!
Persephone: HSGJGHAJGHFAHFGALGFLDGAFGAFG!!!! UGGGGGHHHHHH PLEASE END!!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT WAS IT! JALYN GARCIA WAS GOING TO RETAIN AND THAT WAS IT! BRONSON CAN BARELY STAND! HE GRABS JALYN BUT THE CHAMPION SPINS AROUND HIM HITTING A SATELLITE DDT! BRONSON BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AS JALYN POINTS TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN! THE CROWD IS GOING OFF THE CHAIN FOR JALYN GARCIA WHO HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON DEFENDING THE TITLE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
James Peters: COULD THIS BE IT!? COULD THIS BE IT!? HE IS UP ON THE TOPE AGAIN LOOKING FOR THE KINGS REGNUM… WAIT! ANDRE WALKER SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP WITH JALYN! THEY ARE BOTH TEETERING ON THE TOP ROPE! ANDRE FOREARMS JALYN! JALYN FOREARMS ANDRE! HEADBUTT! ANOTHER HEADBUTT AS BOTH EXCHANGE LEFTS AND RIGHTS! JALYN HAS HIM HOOKED, ELBOW BY ANDRE WALKER! HE TRIES TO PULL ON JALYN…. SHAWN STURGIS KNOCKED THEM BOTH OFF THE TOPE ROPE! JALYN AND ANDRE LAND HARD ON THE FLOOR AND BARRICADE!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THEY ARE DEAD! THEY ARE LITERALLY DEAD! THE THUMP! SHAWN STURGIS MAY HAVE TAKEN THEM BOTH OUT OF THIS MATCH! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! THEY ARE STILL MOVING! THEY ARE STILL ACTUALLY MOVING!
Persephone: Finally, two down, please finish this! This is one of the most boring matches I have ever seen.
James Peters: You are obviously not watching the same match as we are! Sturgis though, look at the smile on his face, he knows what he did and now turns to Bronson who is slowly getting up, Sturgis looks on as he goes to sweep Bronson, NO! BRONSON LEAPS UP! HE TRIES A ROUNDHOUSE BUT SHAWN STURGIS CATCHES HIM, RIGHT INTO THE SEVEN, THE CODE RED! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: HOW DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT!!!!!????
James: THE BRO IS STILL ALIVE! STURGIS THOUGH IS NOT DONE! HE GRABS BRONSON, LOCKS HIM IN FOR THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN! NO! BRONSON REVERSES, STURGIS TURNS AND ELBOWS BRONSON RIGHT IN THE FACE, DDT ON BRONSON! STURGIS SIGNALS THE COFFIN DROP! HE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE WAITING FOR BRONSON TO GET UP! THIS COULD BE IT! WAIT! ANDRE WALKER SOMEHOW IS UP ON THE APRON!!!! HE HAS STRUGIS BY THE LEG! STURGIS KICKS WALKER WHO YANKS HIM AS HE FALLS BACK TO THE OUTSIDE! BRONSON WAS GIVEN ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER, SWIPING STRUGIS LEGS! HE FALLS GROIN FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BRONSON CLIMBS UP, WHAT IS HE GOING FOR!?
Rich Russillo: IT’S THE LAST SMOKE BUT COOLER! PACKAGE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! HE HAS SHAWN STURGIS IN POSITION…… HE HITS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD HAD GONE WILD! HE HAS HIT IT! BUT LOOK, JALYN GARCIA IS BACK ON THE APRON! SO IS ANDRE WALKER! BRONSON IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: ANDRE WALKER DIVES IN! JALYN HOPS FROM THE TOP ROPE TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!! JALYN AND ANDRE ARE TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NEW BREED CHAMPION! BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Nightcrawler’ by Travis Scott ft. Swae Lee & Chief Keef starts to play throughout the arena as Bronson looks around shocked, rolling off Sturgis as Andre pounds the mat in frustration and Jalyn just rolls over staring up at the sky, disappointed in the result. The referee hands the belt over to Bronson who embraces it on his knees, the crowd chanting….)
Crowd: BRO!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: What a moment here for Bronson Daniels, a well earned win and this could have gone to any of these four young men but Bronson kept at it, and Sturgis probably didn’t help his own cause trying to make it one on one. A very disappointing night for Jalyn and Andre as well as they fought to the bitter end and took some nasty bumps, in the end though, Bronson prevailed.
Persephone: I am blessed to have seen this snooze fest, can we get on with the show, please. Did anything exciting happen in it? Oh who cares.
Rich Russillo: Sturgis tried, but at the end, it cost him. I have to give it to all four of these men, though it sucks that the belt went to Showdown, but you never know, we may get Bronson on Voltage, that would be a trip…. Literally. Much as I hate to say it, congrats bro.
James Peters: An incredible match and well deserved for Bronson Daniels.
(Bronson holds up the title as Shawn Sturgis slowly rolls out of the ring with the help from the referee. Andre Walker is sat on the mat leaning against the turnbuckle, Jalyn is finally on his knees. Bronson goes up to Walker and offers him a fist pump as he pumps back. Bronson then goes over to Jalyn and offers him one too, Jalyn as well pumps back as Bronson starts to do the Brosal shuffle, Andre and Jalyn roll out of the ring to give the new champ his moment, holding up the belt as the fans continue to chant BRO!.)
(The camera pans to see a podium at ringside, with a red cloth over the top of it ringside. Gina Romano stands next to it.)
Gina Romano: Up next is the PURE Championship match, and I’m proud to announce that the winner between Jake Smith and Xander Payne will be awarded the brand new…..PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Gina removes the cloth.)
(The camera begins to slowly pan around the arena as quickly the lights in the arena dim down to a pitch-black feel as the crowd’s boos begin to go completely silent in confusion. Silence begins to elude with only the sound of a bustling anticipated crowd in the Lincoln Financial Center. Suddenly the intro to ‘War’ by Grandson then plays up as strobe lights flash across the arena in accompaniment with a chorus of boos as of course, you should know who the person that’s coming out is.)
***”WAR IN THE EAST!”***
***”WAR IN THE WEST!”***
***”WAR UP NORTH!”***
***”WAR DOWN SOUTH!”***
(A spotlight shines down on the center of the ring as none other than Grandson is seen playing live as the crowd begins to turn into a more mixed reaction as they see so. The stage begins to light up even more which completely eradicates the dark that was once there as suddenly, fire bursts out of the stage and lights up the whole arena leaving the crowd in awe as they spew out in a unique pattern. Before you know it coming out of the backstage area are people dressed in Military clothing begin to come out and line up in two rows. They stand completely still as before you know it…)
***”EVERYWHERE IS WAR!”***
(Pyro begins to burst out in an array as Jake Smith makes his way out through the middle of the two rows of Military as he raises the PURE Championship high in the air. Before you know it the Military holds up their guns and begins to shoot in the air, obviously, they’re blanks. Jake pats the Title and looks around with a smirk before making his way down the ramp as the Military that were accompanying him begin to follow)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… from Venice, California… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE PURE CHAMPION… THE INDUSTRY RULER… JAKE SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Talk about making an entrance here as our PURE Champion is coming into this match tonight with a bang! Whilst we’re here at the Grandest Stage Of Them All we can reminisce on the wild ride that’s been Jake’s 2nd PURE Title reign so far. The common stigma was the fact that he was unable to win a match without any help, any time he was in trouble he’s always had someone help him out of the situation, and that’s what seems to in the eyes of the common person, seems to have weakened his reign as of late. Of course, it seems Jake is about to change that because by the looks of it no one is in sight accompanying him, but as we saw when he defended the PURE Championship against Ryan Wilson, anything can happen. That’s just what makes him smart, he prides himself on being intelligent and even if it’s just going to show his craftiness in any situation and how he’s not afraid to do anything in order to get what he wants, and I’m sure we know what he wants.
Eve: I honestly wouldn’t blame him though. If I was given the opportunity I would take it, but it beckons the question of what happens now? We learned last week that Alexis Chambers would not be ringside for his PURE Championship defense tonight and what does that mean? I mean, to be honest with you we haven’t seen a proper Jake Smith match without Alexis Chambers coming out or some kind of outside help, it just makes you question the probability of that happening tonight? But who knows, all I know is the fact that we’re in for a big fight feel tonight.
Deadprez: He’s coming out first even though he’s champion. Gotta think Ryan Wilson is behind that. :wow:
Eve: You think he’s affected from what happened last night with both Bethany and Alexis finally dumping him? :mjgrin:
(Jake finally ends up at the bottom of the ramp as he turns around and shoos the military around before turning around and strutting around the ring. He snaps his fingers and all of a sudden a loud **POP** is heard as streamers fly down from the top of the stadium and rain down throughout the Lincoln Financial Center. He dances around for a moment as the streamers rain down before rolling into the ring and raising the PURE Championship one more time to even more boos before making his way to his corner and getting ready and eyeing his opponent as ‘War’ stops. Jake Smith is eyeing the brand new belt at ringside, wanting to get his hands on it right away.)
SIREN BLARES!!!!
(We see Jake Smith standing in the ring, handing his belt to the referee as the lights go completely black as a scream can be heard in the building. A public broadcasting siren blasts as everyone is left confused.)
Eve Oh my, what does this guy have planned now?!
Deadprez: Listen, man, if what he did at Grand Rampage was any indication of what happens when you give a creative fat man too much leeway…this is about to be nuts.
Gavin Kirkland: I doubt Payne can fit a helicopter in here…but he might just say screw the show and drop a plane on the entire building just to crush Jake Smith!
(The lights flicker as the camera flashes all over the arena. We see the socially distanced crowd as everyone looks frightened. More screams can be heard as we get a shot of Jake Smith unphased by the commotion.)
Announcer: This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of “THE PURGE” sanctioned by Sir Xander Payne. Weapons of all classes have been authorized for use during THE PURGE, and government officials of ranking ten have been granted immunity and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal until the next match. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until after a winner has been decided, when “THE PURGE” concludes. Blessed be our PURE GOD, Xander Payne and his family, a monarchy born of PURE blood. May God be with you all. Except you… Jake Smith.
( The siren begins to play and blares throughout the arena. The next thing that flashes is the horrific masked faces suddenly appearing from the crowd.)
( Another face pops up in the audience as Jake begins searching the arena and watching as more masked Purgers start to appear. )
( Each member wearing a mask and armed with a weapon of some kind and covered in blood. Fans begin scrambling to get out of the way as crops of Purge enthusiasts begin to stomp down the arena stairs and seats towards the ring. )
Gina Romano: …And…And his challenger!!!
( Suddenly, a Jake Smith Piñata descends from the rafters onto the stage as more and more Purgers begin to circle the barricade around the ring.)
Deadprez: These freaks are surrounding the ring! But which one is Xander? None of them look fat enough to be him!
Eve: On the stage! It’s a Jake Smith piñata floating above it as more purge members appear from behind the black curtain. Armed with baseball bats, machetes, knives, and various weaponry!
Gavin Kirkland: I have the weirdest boner right now!
( The purgers all circle the piñata before leaping into action, beating it and bashing it until it flies off the rope and tumbles down the ramp halfway. One of the Purgers slides down, grabs a switchblade, and severed the head off the body as “blood” begins flying around. All the purgers on the ramp take turns attacking the Jake Smith piñata until nothing is left but blood and the severed head. They lift the head high and pass it on until a little girl grabs it and runs back up the ramp. )
Gavin Kirkland: Wait, all crimes are legal now, right? Isn’t that his daughter on the stage? Hmmm…
Eve: This is just plain disturbing.
Deadprez: This is just so…extra :snoop:
( Xander Payne’s daughter, Seneca Payne gets back to the top of the stage as she bows down and lifts Jake’s piñata head above her own as the siren finally stops and the lights go black again. )
Deadprez: …
Eve:…
Gavin Kirkland: …
Jake Smith: …Seriously?
( Finally, out walks one last member of the Purge. This man has a different mask than the rest and has an oddly familiar body frame as Jake is now seething. The man stands at the top of the stage with the colours of the Canadian flag over his mask as he is handed the severed head of Jake Smith and can be seen smiling at it as the blood pours down his arms. )
Jake Smith: You fat fucker.
Xander Payne: …Hi.
( Xander than SQUEEZES THE PIÑATA HEAD UNTIL IT POPS…as the rest of the blood splashed all over him. Payne finally removes the mask to reveal red blood like makeup painted onto his face. Xander stares at Jake before slowly walking down the ramp as all the purgers line up and give him a pathway towards the ring. As he begins to make it halfway down, Cane Hill’s song ”It’s Follows” begins to finally play as Gina Romano continues speaking. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS CHALLENGER…Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…now residing in New York City, New York…weighing in at allegedly 159 pounds…HE IS THE PAYNEKILLER…XAAAAANDER PAAAAAYNE!!!!!
Deadprez: This man blows half the Showdown budget on his own entrances, but I can’t lie, that was an effective one!
Gavin Kirkland: I want to seriously know who allowed their daughter to be apart of this demonic ritual?
Eve: Look, Xander Payne refers to himself as The Wrestling Genius, and mind games like this are what he points to as a sign of how intelligent he is as a competitor. Jake Smith is a two time Pure Champion, but even he has to know that putting down a motivated and focused Xander Payne is going to take everything he can muster. This man walking to that ring is indeed on a mission to Purge Jake Smith from the Pure title picture and take his spot at the head of this division in the process.
(Xander Payne walks to the steel steps, covered in the Jake Smith piñata blood, as The Purgers surround the ring and taunt Jake Smith as well. Jake is annoyed more than anything as Xander stands in the corner with his arms spread wide, Christ-like, as the lights begin to flash blood red and white.)
Xander Payne: THIS IS MY TIME! MY MOMENT! MINE! I DESERVE EVERYTHING, AND I WILL GET WHAT I WANT!
Jake Smith: You will get nothing you Beluga Whale in baggy shorts!
Xander Payne: FUCK YOU, IT’S PAYNE FOR PRIDE TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Xander keeps his arms extended until the lights go black again. As the lights return, the Purgers that surrounded the ring disappear. Jake is seen standing in his corner as Xander stands in his. Suddenly, another severed Jake Smith piñata head appears in the ring. The blood drips out of the neck hole as the fake eyes stare right at Jake Smith himself. Xander slowly walks to it as he bends down to pick up the second severed head. Jake watches as Payne smiles and kisses Jake’s piñata head on the forehead before tossing it in the air and kicking it like a field goal into the crowd.)
Gavin Kirkland: Damn, how many Jake heads does this guy have?!
Deadprez: I do not know, but that kick was Adam Vinitari like. Somebody tell Bill Bellichick that he might have a new punter right here in EAW!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: And the PURE title match is underway! Both men step to the center of the ring….
(Xander does a crotch chop in front of Jake.)
Xander Payne(Off mic): COME ON YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Jake Smith(no mic): FAT BOY!!
Xander Payne(no mic): CUCK BOY!!
Jake Smith(no mic): DUMBASS!
Xander Payne(no mic): FUCKER!
Deadprez: AND BOTH MEN RUN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS WITH ONE ANOTHER! BOTH MEN ARE ANGRY AND JUST WANNA TEAR EACH OTHER APART! The referee is trying to step in here because obviously neither are following PURE rules with shots to the head, and the referee backs the both of them up and gets some separation! Xander checks his lip for blood as Jake runs at Xander in the corner and begins throwing haymakers as Xander is trying to cover up! The referee backs Jake up once more, the referee is trying to get this under control to start this match the right way!
Eve: It looks like both men are settled down and both men reach out their arm to test one another’s strength, both men lock hands, and Jake with a kick to the midsection of Xander! Jake hammer down on the back of Xander but Xander pushes Jake away, and both men lock up in the center of the ring, and Jake manages to get Xander in a side headlock and Xander pushes Jake off him and Jake runs to the ropes and XANDER LEAPFROGS HIGH AS JAKE GOES UNDER THE LEGS! HOW IN THE WORLD?!?! Jake bounces off the opposite ropes but Xander catches Jake and Jake bounces face first off the top rope! Jake is hanging from the top rope dangling, and Xander grabs Jake by the legs from inside the ring and spreads Jake’s leg, and Xander connects with an underneath kick that causes Jake to fall to crumble to the outside apron!
Deadprez: Xander reaches over and grabs Jake by the hair, but Jake throws a back elbow to the face of Xander! Xander throws a headbutt that sends Jake off the apron and crashing down to the outside floor, Xander takes a look at Jake on the outside and he goes charging towards the ropes…SUICIDE DIVE FROM XANDER!! JAKE LOOKS AS IF HE WAS ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A FREIGHT TRAIN!! Jake is leaning up against the barricade now and Xander walks and delivers a knife edge chop! Xander grabs Jake by the head and begins walking with him–BUT JAKE TURNS THE TABLES AND SENDS XANDER PAYNE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Jake sits Xander against the sterps and repeatedly now bangs Xander;s head against the steel steps! Jake rolls in the ring to make sure not to get counted out before quickly rolling back out, and he measures Xander sitting against the steps–
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FATASS HEAD OF XANDER AGAINST THE STEPS!! Not sure how PURE this is…but the ref is letting it slide I guess as he ain’t doing shit to stop it.
Eve: Jake tries picking up Xander, but XANDER CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND JAKE LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE STEEL STEPS! Jake tries crawling away and he’s right in front of our announce desk now! The referee begins counting! Remember the 20 count in PURE rules!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Deadprez: Xander stands and holds his head in serious pain as he sees Jake rising to his feet using our table as leverage, AND OH MY GOSH XANDER FULL STEAM CHARGES AT JAKE–
(Jake reverses and sends Xander full speed over the announce desk into the commentators! Xander landed right into Gavin Kirkland, and now Xander is crushing Gavin on the ground as Gavin is trying to escape.)
Eve: OH MY! Jake got out of harm’s way and sent Xander our way, and….GAVIN ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Gavin Kirkland(Trapped under Xander Payne): RGTYFRGTHBGVTBHCFRGVBVGBHGRFC
Deadprez: Xander finally rolls off of Gavin, and Gavin stands next to us…and I think he’s about to lose his lunch! OH MY GOSH NO!
Eve: EWWWWWW!!!!! GAVIN IS THROWING UP RIGHT NEXT TO US!!! EWWWWWW THERE’S SOME ON MY SHOES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Excuse me, I’ll be back in about ten minutes, I gotta go wash myself up in the back!!!
FIVE! SIX SEVEN!
Deadprez: Well, I guess we’re calling this match as of right now without Gavin! Jake is lying against the ring apron Xander is crawling away from our announce area, Jake turns around and climbs up the apron, and he waits for Xander to get up to his feet and turn around, and Xander does–Jake lunges at Xander from the apron! BUT XANDER CATCHES JAKE ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! XANDER TURNS TO HIS SIDE AND JAKE IS TRYING TO FIGHT–
Eve: POWERBOMB TO JAKE SMITH FROM XANDER RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON!! JAKE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN NOW! Xander rolls in the ring for a good few seconds to break the referee’s ten count before rolling back outside.
Deadprez: Xander looks down at Jake holding his back on the outside floor, and Xander cracks a small grin as he begins stomping the life out of Jake on the ground! Xander picks up Jake and grabs him by the arm, and Xander pulls Jake in–POPUP POWERBOMB ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Xander has a smile on his face, but Xander doesn’t bring Jake inside the ring, he takes him over to the Spanish announce table and flips Jake Smith back first on the table! Jake looks completely out, as Xander throws reptitive headbutts to the skull of Jake laying on the table! Xander after that begins raining down elbows to the chest! I have no idea what Xander is trying to keep Jake down for!
Xander Payne(no mic as he turns around): BOW DOWN TO YOUR PURE GOD!!!!
(Xander Payne looks up.)
Eve: WHAT IN THE HELL?! XANDER PAYNE BEGINS TO ASCEND UP ONE OF THE FOUR CORNER THAT’S USED TO HOLD THE TARP OVER THE RING!!! XANDER CONTINUES CLIMBING, HE STOPS AFTER A WHILE AND LOOKS DOWN AT JAKE LYING MOTIONLESS ON THE TABLE! XANDER PAYNE MUST BE 30 FT IN THE AIR!
Deadprez: PLEASE NO! XANDER NOW TAKES A DEEP BREATH AS HE HOLDS HIMSELF UP 30 FT IN THE AIR! XANDER LEAPS FROM POLE AND GOES FOR THE DIVING ELBOW DROP!!!!!!
Eve: JAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!!! XANDER CRASHES AND BURNS THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!
Deadprez: Jake looks like his life flashed before his very eyes right there, and Jake might not have only saved his title reign, he might have saved a chunk of his career, but what did Xander just cost himself?! Jake begins to slowly get to his feet and he goes and picks up Xander Payne from the rubble of the announce desk, and he throws him in the ring! JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OONNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: XANDER SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!! Jake is still in pain but he gets on top of Xander and begins throwing elbows to the face of Xander Payne! Jake knows Xander can’t have left after his big gamble backfired just moments ago, and Jake goes to the corner and begs Xander to get up! Xander is on his knees, and Jake charges at Xander! BUT XANDER COUNTERS INTO A ROLL-UP! BUT JAKE ROLLS THROUGH THAT AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK THAT DROPS XANDER TO THE MAT! Jake drops to the mat afterwards, and he scoots over to the corner, thinking on what to do next to possibly put this match away! Xander begins pulling himself up using the ropes as leverage, and Jake runs at Xander once more–BUT XANDER TURNS JAKE INSIDE OUT WITH THE LARIET!!
Eve: Both men are down now! Jake rolls to the other side of the ring Xander’s on, and Xander pulls himself up in the corner, Jake is up and walks to Xander in the corner but Xander hits a kick to Jake’s midsection stopping Jake in his tracks! Xander grabs Jake by the head and switches places with Jake placing Jake in the corner now, knife edge chop from Xander! Another knife edge chop! Xander now throws his arm across the chest of Jake in the corner! Xander now picks up and sets Jake Smith on the top rope! Xander goes up top with Jake and both men begin battling on the top rope! Xander begins throwing right hands and the referee tries warning him-BUT I THINK JAKE GOT AWAY WITH AN EYE RAKE THE REF DIDN’T SEE! JAKE USES HIS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE SKULL OF XANDER….AND XANDER CRASHES DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW! JAKE SMITH STANDS AND BALANCES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE–
Deadprez: CCRRROOOSSSFFIIIRREEE!!!! THE FALCON ARROW CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY! JAKE HOOKS THE LEG!!
OOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
Eve: Jake stands and picks up Xander, it looks like Jake is going for an STO of some sorts, but Xander escapes it and throws a kick at Jake….HE HOOKS THE ARMS…..RIDE TO HELL!!! XANDER JUST STOLE JAKE’S FINISHING MOVE!!! HE COVERS!!
OOONNNNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: NO! JAKE STAYS ALIVE! Xander sits next to Jake before rising up to his feet, Xander begins to pick up Jake off the mat, but Jake out of nowhere throws an uppercut, Xander walks back to Jake and Jake connects with a forearm! Xander is still standing though…BUT JAKE PLACES XANDER BETWEEN HIS LEGS–PPPAAAYYNNNEEKKILLLEERRRR!!!! JAKE RETURNS THE FAVOR BY STEALING XANDER’S FINISHER! HE NOW HOOKS THE LEG! IS THIS GONNA DO IT?!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: Xander stays in the match! Jake Smith sits next to Xander who’s laid out, and he turns over to grab Xander–But Xander hooks the arm of Jake and locks in a cross face chicken wing in the center of the ring! Jake is trapped in the center of the ring! Jake is trying to find some way out of this submission but Xander has it locked in tight, Jake reaches for the ropes but he’s still far away! Jake grabs the arm of Xander and somehow lifts it above his face freeing himself and Xander lets go of the chicken wing and throws a hard elbow to the back of Jake’s head! BUT JAKE ROLLS THROUGH IT AS XANDER LIFTED HIS ARM!
Eve: Both men are in the center of the ring and Jake now has the crossface locked in! This time it’s Xander with nowhere to go in the center of the ring! Xander begins his crawl to get to the bottom rope, Xander is dragging Jake as his face begins to turn red! XANDER REACHES–AND XANDER GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! That will be Xander’s first rope break of this match! Jake gets up and grabs Xander by his feet and drags him back to the center of the ring now!
Deadprez: Xander uses his power and pushes Jake off him and Jake bounces off the rope and Jake runs into a drop toe hold from Xander Payne! XANDER SLAPS THE BACK OF JAKE’S HEAD AS HARD AS HE CAN! Xander then hops on the back of Jake Smith and begins to rain down elbows to the back of Jake Smith’s head! Xander picks up Jake by the hair and places Jake between his legs–but Jake Smith counters with the back body drop! Xander stands up holding his back in the corner as Jake is back up to his feet and charges at Xander once more–BUT XANDER SIDESTEPS AND SENDS JAKE SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE HITTING THE RING POST!! Xander grabs Jake by the trunks and pulls him out of the corner, Xander pushes him back and connects with a superkick and Jake slides down the corner to a seated position! XANDER RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN!
Eve: RUNNING CANNONBALL FROM XANDER PAYNE IN THE CORNER!! XANDER DRAGS JAKE FROM THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Eve: JAKE STAYS IN IT!! Xander doesn’t look too pleased but he doesn’t waste any time in getting Jake back to his feet and stands him in an upright position….JAKE WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT KNOCKS XANDER BACK!! XANDER RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF JAKE THAT KNOCKS JAKE DOWN! Jake rolls out of the ring and is laying on the outside floor! Xander looks to the top rope and he begins to climb up it! Remember, Xander already crashed and burned once tonight form high risk, he’s gonna try again this time from the top rope!
Deadprez: Jake stands and turns around and looks up at Xander–
LEAPING FRONT FLIP FROM XANDER THAT WIPES OUT JAKE SMITH ON THE OUTSIDE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Deadprez: Both men are down and……look who decided to rejoin us here!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, I’m back. That tub of lard’s tits were in my face when he was on top of me, I had to take a timeout to go wash myself off. Did I miss anything from this sausage fest?
Eve: :skip: You missed Xander trying to kill himself. By the way, you threw up on my foot a bit, thanks for that!
Deadprez: ANYWAYS! The referee is already at a six count and both men are stirring, both men are on their knees and throwing shots at one another..and Xander connects with another forearm–BUT JAKE BLOCKED IT AND RISES TO HIS FEET AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF XANDER! Jake goes to get back in the ring but Xander has Jake by the ankle, refusing to let him go back in! Jake stomps on Xander and drops down and begins wailing on Xander!
SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN!
Eve: Jake picks up Xander and hooks the arms, looking for a Ride to Hell–BUT XANDER DRIVES JAKE BACKWARDS INTO THE RING APRON! XANDER PLACES JAKE BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND PICKS HIM UP TO POWERBOMB HIM ON THE APRON AGAIN LIKE HE ALREADY ONCE EARLIER IN THIS MATCH!!
TWELVE! THIRTEEN!
Gavin Kirkland: But Jake is fighting to let Xander lift him up….XANDER LIFTS HIM UP–BUT JAKE TURNS IT INTO AN ARM DRAG! BOTH MEN ARE UP AND XANDERS RUNS TO JAKE–BUT JAKE CATCHES HIM WITH PAAARRRAALLYYYZZEERRRRR ON THE APRON! JAKE CAUGHT XANDER WITH THE SPINEBUSTER AND THREW HIM BACK OF THE HEAD FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN!
Eve: Jake slides back in the ring, and I think we all know he’ll take a countout victory as he said he retains using his brains!
(Jake Smith points at his head, trying to point out he’s smart.)
SIXTEEN!
Deadprez: Xander is right next to the ring, but still not moving, he might have a serious concussion from that Paralyzer on the edge of the apron!
SEVENTEEN!
Gavin Kirkland: Still no movement from the fat fuck.
EIGHTEEN!
Eve: HE’S MOVING! XANDER LIFTS HIS ARM! AND HE’S TRYING TO USE THE RING SKIRT TO HELP PULL HIMSELF UP! XANDER HAS BOTH ARMS RESTING ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
NINETEEN!
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Deadprez: XANDER BARELY SLIDES BACK IN!!!!
Eve: Jake Smith isn’t happy as he walks over to the barely moving Xander, and kicks him in the head with his foot! Jake Smith looks to be just toying with Xander right now, which I don’t know how much of a good idea that may be! Jake Smith tries to pick up Xander from the mat but he’s having a tough time as Xander seems to just be dead weight at the moment…but Xander slaps Jake’s hands away–OOOVVVEERRRDDDOOOSSEEE!!!! THE PALM STRIKE CONNECTS!! XANDER FALLS ON JAKE FOR THE COVER!!
OOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake gets the shoulder up! Xander now rolls off Jake and lays on the mat holding his head as it’s still in serious pain from the Paralyzer on the apron! Xander gets himself back up to his feet, and Jake is on his back in the ring, Xander runs and goes for a JUMPING SENTON–BUT JAKE MOVES AND AVOIDS DISASTER! Both men are back on their feet, Xander turns around and Jake with a kick to the midsection…..RIDE TO HELL!!!!
Eve: NO!! XANDER MANAGES TO TWIRL OUT OF IT AND THROWS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF JAKE! XANDER FOLLOWS IT UP GRABBING JAKE–SPINNING URANAGE BACKBREAKER!!! XANDER FOLLOWS THAT UP NOW WITH THAT RUNNING SENTON ON TOP OF JAKE!! XANDER GOES FOR THE COVER AGAIN!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! THE MATCH CONTINUES! Jake once again kicked out and Xander might be getting a little bit frustrated! Jake is over near the corner now and Xander walks and grabs Jake by the hair once more, but Jake grans Xander by the arm and pulls him back driving Xander shoulder onto the turnbuckle behind! Jake rolls away and slowly gets back to his feet, Jake sees Xander struggling in the corner! Jake runs at Xander but Xander counters with a back body drop over the top rope…but Jake manages to hold on and he stands on the outside apron!
Eve: Xander turns around and runs into a forearm from Jake from the outside apron and that knocks Xander down to a knee…AND JAKE LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING TORNADO DDT!!
Gavin Kirkland: FAT FUCK HELD ON TO JAKE IN MID AIR!! XANDER THROWS JAKE STOMACH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE!! JAKE IS DANGLING ON THE TOP ROPE NOW AND XANDER RUNS TO THE ROPES….XANDER DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF JAKE’S HEAD WHO’S STILL DANGLING! JAKE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT…AND XANDER PAYNE SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER RIGHT NOW!! XANDER PICKS UP JAKE AND HAS HIM IN A SCOOP SLAM POSITION….
Eve: EEECTTTOOPPLLLASSSSMMM!!!!! Right in the center of the ring! Xander Payne hooks the leg!!
OOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: NOT SO FAST!! JAKE ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! Xander pounds the mat in frustration! Xander now begins to stalk Jake as Jake is stirring to his feet, and Xander places Jake between his legs, HE’S GOING FOR THE PAYNEKILLER PILEDRIVER! BUT JAKE IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT IT OFF! JAKE DRIVES XANDER BACK INTO THE CORNER! Jake now stands Xander up in the corner and drives his elbow into the side of Xander’s face! Shoulder thrust from Jake to the midsection of Xander now! Another one from Jake! Jake lifts Xander up on the top rope, Jake goes up top with him, this can’t lead to anything good!
Eve: Jake is going for a superplex! But Xander is throwing body shots to the ribs of Jake trying to prevent it from happening! Xander hammers away at the back of Jake! Xander now throws a vicious headbutt and it knocks Jake down to the mat! Xander is sitting alone on the top rope now, and Xander stands–WHAT THE HELL?!
Deadprez: JAKE LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL RUNS UP THE TOP ROPE–RIDE TO HELL FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! The same way he won the title back at Under Siege! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: O DAMN! THE REF SPOTS XANDER’S FOOT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Deadprez: Jake Smith looks and sees the foot under the rope, and he lies on the mat holding his head in disbelief! Jake Smith stands up and he looks down at Xander leaning on the rope, and Jake places his boot on the throat of Xander! Jake is choking out Xander with his foot! The referee forces Jake back and warns him about obeying PURE Rules! Meanwhile Xander has barely pulled himself up with the ropes, Jake walks back to him but Xander throws an elbow causing Jake to take a few steps back, and BOTH MEN RUN AT EACH OTHER AND RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE AGAIN! WHO’S GONNA GET THEIR FEET FIRST?!
Eve: Xander is stirring and he begins crawling to the corner, and now he crawls underneath the rope and he’s climbing up the top rope! Jake is still down and now Xander stands–AND HE LEAPS!! THE FROG SPLASH FROM XANDER PAYNE!
Deadprez: BUT JAKE GOT THE KNEES UP! JAKE TURNS IT INTO A PIN!!
OOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHHRREEEE!!!!!!
Eve: Xander escapes it! Both men are up but Jake was a tad bit bit quicker as he runs and clotheslines both him and Xander over the top rope, but both men are able to hang on to the apron! Both men are standing now on the outside apron and both men exchange shots at one another trying to get control over the other!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh shit, and Jake with another kick to the midsection! Xander stumbles back on the apron a bit….then walks right into a superkick from Jake Smith! Xander still manages to hold on to the ropes though but he’s dazed! Jake looks up and climbs up to the second rope…Jake measures Xander on the apron…..
Eve: DDEEESSSSTRRROOOYYYAAAAA!!!!!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER SPIKES XANDER’S HEAD RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON!! Jake now slowly beginning to pick up the dead weight of Xander Payne on the outside and slowly roll him back inside the ring! Jake slides back in and makes the cover!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!!
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Deadprez: XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Xander has taken so much punishment in this match, it’s a miracle he’s still going! Jake stands up and looks down at Xander before walking over to the corner, he practically begging for Xander to rise to his knees! He’s gonna go for So Long And Goodnight! Xander is still struggling to move on the ground while Jake is lying in wait! Xander finally musters up enough to get to his knees, but RIGHT BEHIND HIM IS JAKE WHO COMES CHARGING FOR SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT–
Eve: XANDER HAD EYES AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HE DUCKED IT! XANDER ROLLS UP JAKE FROM BEHIND!!
OOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Eve: XANDER’S GOT THE TIGHTS!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: JAKE SOMEHOW GETS OUT IT DESPITE THE TIGHTS BEING PULLED!!
Eve: Both men are up and Jake runs at Xander–But Xander catches Jake in a spinning side slam! Jake now is on one knee–SUPERKICK FROM XANDER! XANDER RIGHT AWAY PLACES JAKE SMITH BETWEEN HIS LEGS–
PPPAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEKKKKIIILLLLLLEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! WE’RE GONNA CROWN A NEW PURE CHAMPION! INTO THE COVER BY XANDER!!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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HOW DID JAKE KICK OUT?!?!?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: Holy fuck, look at the look on Xander’s fat face too! He’s in utter disbelief! Priceless! I guess we were really underestimating how much that PURE Championship means to Jake Smith! Xander has a look of utter annoyance on his face as he grabs Jake by the hair and begins pulling on it as he gets him up to his feet, XANDER SPITS IN THE FACE OF JAKE!! XANDER THROWS JAKE TO THE ROPES–LAST SEDATION!!!! THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!!!!!
Eve: NO! JAKE SOMEHOW COUNTERED IT INTO A HURRICANRANA! Both men are on opposite sides of the ring once more as Xander is shaking the cobwebs out on one side of the ring as Jake is pulling himself up in the corner! XANDER CHARGES AT JAKE IN THE CORNER! BUT JAKE SIDESTEPPED IT AND TRIES ROLLING UP XANDER! BUT XANDER ROLLS THROUGH IT AND GOES FOR A LEAPING SENTON ON THE GROUNDED JAKE SMITH–BUT JAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND XANDER MISSES WITH THE SENTON! JAKE IS UP AGAIN AND LEAPS UP AND DRIVES REPETITIVE ELBOWS INTO THE HEART OF XANDER PAYNE! WHAT MORE DO THESE COMPETITORS HAVE LEFT?!
Deadprez: Jake stumbles over to the corner now, and Jake climbs up the top rope once more, I think he’s gonna go for Crossfire once more in this match! Jake stands tall on the top rope–BUT XANDER LAUNCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES AND CAUSES JAKE TO LOSE HIS BALANCE CAUSING JAKE TO LAND ON HIS SMITHS’!! Jake is sitting on the top turnbuckle in some pain as Xander takes a look to his side and sees Jake as a sitting duck on the top rope and Xander runs up top with Jake and throws more headbutts! XANDER GOES FOR THE SUPERPLEX–AND IT CONNECTS!!!!
Eve: JAKE REVERSED IT INTO A CROSSBODY IN MID AIR!! JAKE HAS THE PIN!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: JAKE HAS A HANDFUL OF THE SHORTS NOW!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: XANDER ESCAPES IT! Both tried getting away with it and both failed! Both men race to their feet once more and Xander Payne goes for a hard clothesline–BUT JAKE DUCKS UNDER IT! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION……JAKE NOW–
BBBRRRROOKKKEEEENNN WWWIINNGGGSSSSS!!!!!!
Eve: THE SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER CONNECTED JUST LIKE THAT!!!! JAKE WITH THE COVER! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA DO IT?!?!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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XANDER POPS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JESUS! These guys won’t stop and it seemd neither will get the win until the other one is dead! Jake is now pounding the mat in utter frustration as he and likely everybody else thought that was going to finish this match! JAKE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HAD ENOUGH OF THIS AND HE PICKS UP XANDER AND GOES FOR ANOTHER BROKEN WINGS! JAKE WANTS TO END THIS! BBBBRRROOKKKEEEENNNN WWWINNNGGSSSS!!!!!
Eve: NO!!! XANDER PUSHES JAKE OFF HIM FROM THE BACK AND JAKE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A LARIAT FROM XANDER PAYNE THAT TURNS JAKE INSIDE OUT!!! XANDER CAN FEEL IT RIGHT NOW! XANDER PICKS UP JAKE AND GOES FOR ANOTHER PAYNEKILLER!! THIS IS HIS MOMENT!!! HE’S GOT HIM UP–
Deadprez: BUT JAKE IS STILL IN IT FIGHTING REFUSING TO LET XANDER GET HIS FEET OFF THE MAT!! JAKE WITH THE REMAINING STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT MANAGES TO PUSH XANDER OFF HIS FREEING HIM FROM THE GRIP OF THE PAYNEKILLER…..XANDER WALKS INTO AN UPPERCUT FROM JAKE SMITH THAT DRIVES XANDER BACK INTO THE ROPES!!
Eve: XANDER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS A SUPERKICK TO JAKE SMITH!! JAKE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS NOW! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM XANDER!! HE’S GOING FOR THE PAYNEKILLER ONCE AGAIN!! IS HE GONNA CONNECT WITH IT THIS TIME?!?!-
Deadprez: YESSSSS!!!! THE PAAYYNNEEKILLLEERRR!!!!! XANDER THROWS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF JAKE!!
OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander rolls off Jake and lays on the mat extremely exhausted. The referee grabs the championship from ringside and waits for Xander to get to his feet. Xander rises to his feet and the referee awards him the brand new PURE Championship. The referee raises his hand as Xander raises the PURE Championship in his other hand.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..AND THE NEEEEEWWWWWWW EAW PURE CHAMPION……..XXXXAAAANNNNDDDDDEEERRRR PPPAAAAYYNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Eve: He did it! Say whatever you want about Xander Payne, but he earned that win here tonight! What a performance by both competitors here tonight on the grand stage, Jake showed why he was worthy of being the only the second person in history to be a 2 time PURE Champion but it was Xander Payne’s night! Congratulations to Xander Payne!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m sorry, I will never forgive or forget the trauma this fucker put me through tonight. EVER!
Deadprez: Some may like it, some may not, but the truth of the matter is….we’re in the era of the PURE God!
(The last shot is seen of Xander kissing the new PURE Championship on the top of the stage, before holding it up high in the Philly sky once more.)
(The Pain for Pride broadcast transitions to the backstage area where Anna C. Flowers is seen standing against a black backdrop and a mounted mini-tron where the Pain for Pride graphics are playing. Anna, dolled-up in a red, white, and blue skater dress, smiles enthusiastically into the camera, holding a microphone at the ready.)
Anna C. Flowers: Happy DAY THREE everybody! Just when I thought we couldn’t surpass what we saw on day one, or day two, we’ve had such an exciting batch of matches and memorable moments already tonight! Speaking of successful Pain for Pride moments, I’m here with a very special guest on standby. She is…MISS CASH IN THE VAULT…you know her as the LEADING LADY…DARCY! MAY!! MORGAN!!!
(The crowd in attendance is heard cheering wildly for Darcy as she steps into the frame, the entire room lighting up immediately. The camera zooms in on her bright and shining face, her hair and makeup still smudged and disheveled, but not even that could wipe the smile off of the Leading Lady’s face, as she holds the coveted Cash In The Vault briefcase to her chest tightly.)
Anna C. Flowers: Hi, Darcy! I’m so happy to meet you! Congratulations on the victory in that hellacious Cash In The Vault match.
Darcy May Morgan: Thank you, Anna, what an opener, huh? :whew: Those other folks sure did put up a fight, didn’t they, I have to give it to my competitors in that ladder match. I took a few bumps, sure, but I still walked away with the prize. Really, did we ever consider for a split second that this matchup would go in anyone’s favor *but* mine? Please, don’t be foolish, love. If you believe that I haven’t rehearsed every single possible way in order for me to win that very match, then you don’t understand the Leading Lady at all. This match was mine from the start. Hell, you probably wrote your congratulations message to me before the night even began. ✨
Anna C. Flowers: :mjgrin: I can’t lie to you, Darcy, I was gunning for you from the very beginning. There aren’t many competitors as hardworking and consistent as you are.
Darcy May Morgan: Oh, of course! I am a star in this industry, Anna. I broke the mold of everything you once thought an Elitist could be. I was made for the spotlight. This is where I belong. I can handle the heat, the pressure, the fame, I know that, you know that, everybody knows it. ✨
Anna C. Flowers: I hate to sound cliche, Darcy, but…with Cash In The Vault being one of the most coveted, sought-after prizes in this industry, with previous winners nearly always finding themselves with a world title in their possession after cashing-in…what are your goals with the briefcase?! Can you tell us who you will go after?! After the draft, you could even jump brands if you so choose–
(Darcy holds a single finger up and places it gently on Anna’s lips. Anna, now silenced, locks eyes with Darcy as she pulls the microphone from Anna’s hands.)
Darcy May Morgan: You’re absolutely right, baby doll. The world is my oyster. It feels so good to say. Strangely enough, there was once a time in my life where I didn’t ever think I could make it in this industry. We all have our stories, our drama, our own demons. I have been fighting demons my entire life. I’ve fought demons in the ring, I fought demons in my head, and I fought demons before I ever stepped foot in this industry. And guess what, Anna? I’ve always defeated them! I always win! Why should I ever let them hold me back? No, this week, I wasn’t afraid of my own demons. I wasn’t afraid of failure. I wasn’t afraid of my competitors. I wasn’t afraid of ANY of it at all. And it certainly paid off, wouldn’t you say so? It’s that exact attitude which I know is what allowed me to capitalize off of any and every opportunity I’ve found in front of me. ✨
(Darcy pauses. She snaps her fingers and within a few seconds, one of her personal production assistants steps into the frame with a handkerchief. Anna simply raises her eyebrows as the assistant takes the handkerchief to Darcy’s brow, wiping off a few droplets of sweat, a product of the intensity expressed throughout Darcy’s monologue. She snaps her fingers again and the production assistant dashes away.)
Darcy May Morgan: I’m eternally grateful for every single opportunity that I have received in this business. Whether it was the opportunity to elevate the Specialists Championship, or the chance to even compete for this here briefcase, I made sure that I was going to work hard and put my all into everything I did to make sure that there wasn’t a sliver of doubt in anyone’s mind that I earned all of it. There’s no question that I’m the very best this company has to offer. ✨
Darcy May Morgan: I wanted this briefcase more than anything. I became obsessed, absolutely consumed with the very idea that I could one day call this briefcase mine. There’s no stopping me when I’m focused. But I know I can’t ever expect great opportunities like these to fall into my lap. I had to work hard, I had to make sure that the chances I was given would be put to good use. I told the whole world before, when I finally held this briefcase up to celebrate my victory, I would be grateful that I finally got the chance to show the world what Darcy May Morgan can do as a world champion in this business. That’s right, each and every world champion in EAW knows that you’re on borrowed time, MY time, the clock is ticking and it’s in MY HANDS! Literally. ✨
(Darcy aggressively pats the briefcase with her hand twice before flipping her hair back over her shoulder.)
Darcy May Morgan: I’m going to be at the helm of this industry. We’ve only scratched the surface of what I can do. You’ll all see. It’s only a matter of time, now. ✨
(Darcy slips the microphone in the front of Anna’s dress, perched perfectly between her cleavage. She takes one last look at Anna, then lowers her sunglasses back over her eyes and hoists the Cash In The Vault briefcase over her shoulder. She flashes Anna a smirk before walking out of the frame. The camera turns back to Anna’s flushed face as she swallows hard before she leans down into her chest to close out her interview.)
Anna C. Flowers: …Gavin…Eve…Prez…back to…you guys at ringside…
(Gina Romano is standing in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: And, it’s a PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT! Introducing first, she hails from Greenwich Connecticut, weighing in at 125 lbs.! “THE VANILLA GODDESS” VEENA ADAMS!!!!!
(“Me” by Taylor Swift starts to play throughout the arena, the fans start to boo, as the spotlight shines on Veena Adams walking out, all sexy and seductive, yet with a scowl on her face. Looking around at the crowd, The Vanilla Goddess starts to laugh, before heading down to the ring with a cocky strut, stopping a few times to taunt the fans, posing, and then brushing them away.)
Deadprez: It has come to a boil between Veena Adams and Candice Blair, two women that in many ways are a lot alike. They are both Alpha’s, they are seductive and downright beautiful. Veena Adams has been in the center of many controversial stories throughout this season from when she was in power to now as solely an active wrestler. A lot of bad blood between these two and we saw it come to a head at the last Showdown of the season.
Eve: No doubt, Veena Adams is crafty, smart, manipulative, and dangerous in the ring. She has had her ups and downs this past season but looks to put it all together tonight and finish on a high note. Veena is sometimes overlooked by her arrogance, don’t let any of that fool you, this woman is a tremendous wrestler with fangs of a cobra.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t forget she is hot and looks good in anything she wears; this match is a man’s dream come true!
(Veena gets to the apron, slowly and seductively entering before hanging upside down on the ring ropes, extending her arms as the camera flashes pepper the arena. Adams, athletically jerks her way back into the ring before walking to the second rope and posing, telling the crowd to pipe it down as they continue to boo. Her music starts to fade and replaced with “Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani. Veena turns to the entranceway, when suddenly, slowly walking out is Candice Blair looking regal in her sparkling ring gear. She stands there for a moment as the crowd cheers and some boo.)
Gina Romano: Her opponent! Hails from San Francisco, CA.! Weighing in at 126 lbs.! “THE HOT COMMODITY!” CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!!!
(Diamond Dust starts to fall from the rafters around the ring, the crowd roars as Candice smirks and starts to walk down to the ring, winking at some fans, rolling her eyes at others while keeping her attention on Veena the entire time.)
Eve: A woman with purpose, sometimes we forget her family lineage, she is not the type who relies on it. Candice Blair has a pedigree like no other, a family wrestling background which can be said about her talent, but it can also be a curse. Makes her a huge target, yet we have seen Candice go toe to toe with the best including Jamie O’Hara in our Main Event tonight. She looks ready.
Deadprez: Not just ready, glamorous, and viscous. This woman is the example of a Venus Fly Trap, harmless to look at and the minute you get caught in its mouth, the teeth show. Veena knows she is in for a fight, and these two women, beautiful and elegant, can get down and dirty, dawg!
Gavin Kirkland: I am in absolute Heaven right now; I mean like euphoria. I want this match to go all night long. Please… please.
(Candice gets to the apron, she slides in, getting up and walking toward the ropes, climbing to the second turnbuckle and dropping her entrance gear to reveal her very sexy ring wear. Camera flashes go off, as Candice spreads out her arms, the Diamond dust keeps falling to the ground, before dropping to the mats.)
Gavin Kirkland: I may need to excuse myself to the restroom and…
Eve: You are staying right here!
Deadprez: Stay put, we have a helluva match here tonight and …… WHAT THE ….!?
(Veena charges in attacking Candice! She nails her in the back with a running knee causing her to bounce off the turnbuckle, Veena grabs Candice ring robe and starts choking her with it, the referee is trying to stop her.)
Deadprez: A VICIOUS ATTACK BY VEENA ADAMS AND THE MATCH HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET! CANDICE WAS STILL GETTING SITUATED! SHE IS CHOKING OUT BLAIR WITH HER OWN RING GEAR!
Gavin Kirkland: I heard Asphyxiation is a type of Foreplay! This is hot!
Eve: THIS IS NOT FOREPLAY! CANDICE IS LOSING AIR! SHE IS STARTING TO TURN BLUE! VEEN IS RELENTLESS HERE! SHE NEEDS TO LET GO NOW! OR THE REFEREE WILL AWARD THE MATCH TO CANDICE BLAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: HOW!? IT HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET!
Deadprez: Gavin has a point! The match hasn’t started yet but the referee finally pulls the robe away from Veena! She is now picking up Candice by the hair, KESAGIRI CHOP! THEY COULD HEAR THAT FROM THE NOSEBLEEDS! SHE FOLLOWS IT WITH EFFECTIVE! CANDICE HAD THE AIR KNOCKED OUT OF HER! VEENA IS RELENTLESS. WHAT IS SHE DOING?
(Veena grabs the referee and points to the timekeepers table, screaming to ring the bell. The referee is resistant at first, but she feigns another Kesagiri chop)
Veena: (Off-Mic) RING THE DAMN BELL, NOW! OR I WILL CHOP THE EVER-LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
(The referee finally submits, calling for the bell.)
(DING!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: VEENA ADAMS WAS ABLE TO GET THE REFEREE TO START THE MATCH, SHE DROPS DOWN ON CANDICE BLAIR FOR A QUICK COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: CANDICE BLAIR KICKS OUT! VEENA IS NOW WHALING ON HER WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! THOSE ARE CLOSED FISTS AND THE REFEREE FINALLY IS TRYING TO STOP IT! VEENA IS SNARLING AT HIM, PICKING UP CANDICE BY THE HAIR, SNAPMARE WITH THE HAIR! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE BEFORE A STIFF KICK IN THE BACK AND VEENA IS NOW PLAYING WITH HER! LOOK! SHE HAS STANDS OF HER HAIR FALLING ON THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: I hope those are hair extensions! She just ripped stands from her beautiful head! Veena though is beating her up like she stole her man. Look, I don’t know if you can top muddy titties from last night, but do you think Veena will…
Eve: No! #SpeakOut, Gavin!
Gavin Kirkland: I am speaking out.
Eve: You are impossible!
Deadprez: Hold on guys, Veena is grabbing Candice up, hoisting her into the TREE OF WOE! She circles around the ring, twirling her fingers around before getting a running start and SLIDING IN FOR A DROPKICK… NO! CANDICE SITS UP AND VEENA SLIDES RIGHT INTO THE CORNER POST! CANDICE IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO GET HER FOOT OUT FROM THE CORNER, THE REFEREE IS HELPING HER… AND SHE IS FREE! CANDICE GRABS VEENA BY THE HAIR, PULLING HER UP…..
**SLAP!!!!!!**
Deadprez: VEENA’S HEAD JUST SPUN AROUND LIKE THE EXORCIST!
**SLAP!!!!!!**
Deadprez: ANOTHER SLAP THIS VEENA STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK! SHE JUST FLOORED VEENA! CANDICE HAS FINALLY FOUND THE OPENING TO GET BACK ON TRACK! SHE DRAGS VEENA TO THE CORNER, RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! CANDICE IS IN CONTROL!
Eve: She might have taken advantage, but she needs to finish this match quickly. I think she is hurt from the attack and masking it. Favoring that right ankle, even when she did that roundhouse kick, could have been from the tree of woe. Candice is not going for a cover, she wants to punish Veena some more, waiting until she gets up to her feet, Candice with a step up Enziguri… NO! Veena ducks, rolls behind her as Candice tries to get back to her feet, School Girl!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CANDICE KICKS OUT! Veena turns right into a European forearm! And another! Candice whips her against the ropes, BACK BODY DROP! VEENA LANDS ASS FIRST! SHE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS CANDICES BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF VEENA! Candice is still not going for the cover, she is climbing the ropes, waiting for Veena to get up!
Eve: Veena looks out of it! I don’t know what Candice has planned but she is perched up there, Veena up to her feet, CANDICE DIVES OFF WITH CANNONBALL LANDING HARD ON VEENA’S CHEST!
Gavin Kirkland: DID YOU SEE THOSE BOOBS SHAKE!? THAT ADDED EXTRA POWER AND LEVERAGE ON AN ALREADY POWERFUL MOVE! SHE MAY HAVE CRUSHED VEENA’S BREASTS! BOKEN THEM EVEN!
Eve: You can’t break breasts!
Gavin Kirkland: Tell me more.
Eve: Oh, for fu…. Sake…. Just call the match! CANDICE IS HOOKING BOTH LEGS, FOLDING OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: VEENA KICKS OUT! Candice knows it is going to take a lot more to hurt Veena Adams! She is now picking her up by the tights, pushing her into the corner! Candice lifts her up to the top rope, looks like Candice is doing something risky here! Standing on the top rope, Veena in a seated position… HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP…… OH MY GOD!
(Veena Adams hangs on to the ropes, Candice performs the Hurricanrana but there is no one there, she lands awkwardly on her neck as the referee quickly drops down to check on her, there is a silence in the crowd.)
Eve: Candice seems to have landed awkwardly on her head and this doesn’t look good.
Gavin Kirkland: She hit the mat hard, bouncing up head and neck first, yeah it doesn’t look good at all, her chest didn’t protect her, man…
Deadprez: The referee is trying to check on her, she is lying there, could have a stinger, maybe even temporary paralysis….. and…… AND VEENA ADAMS JUST LANDED ON CANDICE WITH A FLIP OVER LEG DROP! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT BITCH THINK SHE IS DOING!?
Gavin Kirkland: Being a bitch!
Eve: THE REFEREE IS IN SHOCK! VEENA IS DEMANDING A THREE COUNT AND THE REFEREE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE! HE IS MAKING THE COUNT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: CANDICE BLAIR KICKS OUT! SHE IS HURT BUT HAD THE GUTS TO KICK OUT MY GOD! The referee is checking on Candice who is shaking her head. Veena picks her up by the hair, twists around for a NECKBREAKER! Look at the cold and calculating Veena! She is walking around Candice taunting her, she is taunting her!
(Veena walks around the fallen Candice, squatting down and pretending to cry. Veena starts to laugh before grabbing Candice hair again, putting her in a front face lock.)
Eve: Veena is going for something big, maybe a DDT, a Brain Buster, something that is going to finish this match and probably end the career of Candice Blair! Hooking the arms, she tries to hoist her in the air! She is trying harder and harder, but Candice is hooking her lg, trying to stop her, CANDICE USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO SUPLEX VEENA! Candice is slow to get up, Veena is staggering back to her feet, Candice… HITS A BICYCLE KNEE THAT HITS VEENA RIGHT IN THE CHIN AND CAUSES HER TO FALL OUT OF THE RING! CANDICE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES….. SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT ON VEENA AS HE WAS GETTING UP! ADAMS HIT HARD ON THE STEEL BARRICADE!
(The crowd cheers, Candice slowly gets up holding her neck in pain, she grabs Veena and drags her to the steel steps, wedging her right foot and ankle into the area between the steps and the steel post to the ring.)
Deadprez: The referee didn’t even administer a count, he is out there begging Candice not to do this, she could be in a risk to get disqualified! Candice isn’t hearing it, SHE KISSES THE REFEREE! HE IS SHOCKED! STUNNED! HE IS WALKING BACK SOME AND…
SLAM!!!!!
Deadprez: CANDICE JUST SLAMMED THE STAIRS AGAINST VEENA’S ANKLE! VEENA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS CANDICE DOES IT AGAIN! THE REFEREE IS SMITTEN! HE ROLES BACK INTO THE RING AND TELLS CANDICE TO GET HER BACK INSIDE, SLOWLY COUNTING!
ONE!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t blame the referee! I would have done the same thing! Yes, I get it’s a Street Fight, but at least, he’s trying to show some structure into the match by issuing a count whenever he feels like it’s necessary! Candice is picking up Veena who is clearly hurt, her ankle maybe shattered and how is that fair! Candice rolls her into the ring, what is she doing, dragging Veena’s legs between the post, SHE SLAMS VEENA’S LEG AGAIN! THE ANKLE HAS TO BE SHATTERED! CANDICE DOES IT AGAIN! WAIT… WHAT IS SHE DOING!? SHE IS RIPPING THE TIES OFF HER BOOT! SHE IS RIPPING THE TIES OFF VEENA ADAMS BOOT! CANDICE HAS A FOOT FETISH! THAT IS SOOOO HOT!!!!
(Candice tears the shoestrings from Veena’s boot and yanks it off, throwing it in the ring. She then locks up her legs, crossing them over the steel post….)
Eve: STEEL POST FIGURE FOUR ON VEENA ADAMS! CANDICE IS NOW TRYING TO BREAK HER LEG! LISTEN TO THE SCREAM OF ADAMS! YOU CAN HEAR IT IN PITTSBURGH! THE REFEREE NEEDS TO STOP THIS AND CANDICE IS PUTTING ALL THE PRESSURE ON ADAMS! HERE IS THE REFEREE!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIV….
Eve: CANDICE BREAKS THE HOLD BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE! VEENA MAY HAVE A BROKEN ANKLE! LOOK AT CANDICE FACE! NO REMORSE WHATSOEVER, SHE ROLLS INTO THE RING, GRABBING VEENA’S BOOT…. WAIT… WHAT IS SHE GOING TO….
**WHACK!!!**
Gavin Kirkland: SHE IS BEATING VEENA WITH HER OWN BOOT! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!
**WHACK!!!**
Deadprez: AND IT’S ALL LEGAL, GAVIN!
**WHACK!!!!**
Eve: SHE’S TAKING THE HIDE OFF VEENA ADAMS!!!
**WHACK!!!!**
Gavin Kirkland: MAKE HER STOP EVE!
**WHACK!!!!**
Eve: SHUT UP GAVIN!
**WHACK!!!!**
Deadprez: SHE FINALLY THROWS THE BOOT DOWN! I DIDN’T THINK THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE AN ENDING TO ALL OF THAT! CANDICE NOW IS CIRCLING VEENA WHO IS NOW IN A FETAL POSITION!
Gavin Kirkland: I want to hug Veena right now!
Eve: Veena is in a lot of trouble, Candice hoists her up by the hair this time, HAIR PULL GORY SPECIAL ON VEENA ADAMS! SHE IS NOT DONE! PICKS UP VEENA AGAIN! RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES METEORA!!! SHE HOOKS VEENA’S LEGS FOR THE PIN AND WITH HER BAD ONE I DON’T THINK SHE IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE….
Deadprez: VEENA KICKS OUT! EVEN CANDICE IS IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW!
Eve: She is wasting no time though, grabbing Veena who is trying to stand on one leg, right for the pickings! Candice whips Veena against the ropes, BUT SHE COLLAPSES! THE REFEREE MIGHT NEED TO STOP THIS MATCH! VEENA CAN BARELY STAND AND CANDICE KNOWS IT! CANDICE IS LAYING THE BOOTS TO VEENA! SHE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE! THE REFEREE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING! VEENA IS A BITCH BUT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR CAREER ENDED, EVEN VEENA’S!
Gavin Kirkland: WE NEED A TIMEOUT! SO I CAN MASSAGE VEENA’S FOOT!
Deadprez: NO TIMEOUTS IN WRESTLING DAWG! THE REFEREE FINALLY STEPPED IN AND VEENA IS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! SHE IS TRYING TO REVIVE THAT BLOOD FLOW IN HER FOOT! CANDICE PUSHES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY, JUMPING TO THE FLOOR, VEENA GRABS HER TIGHTS, SLAMMING CANDICE AGAINST THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Gavin Kirkland: GOOD! THROW HER ON THAT BITCH PERSEPHONE! Though she is hot, I bet she has one mean, tasty Gyro.
Eve: GAVIN!?
Gavin Kirkland: And that Tzatziki, mounds of it….
Eve: STOP!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m hungry!
Eve: I KNOW, PERV!
Deadprez: Veena is barely putting any weight on that foot, the referee is once again looking to make a count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Deadprez: What is Veena doing!? SHE IS TAKING HER SOCK OFF…. AND CHOKING CANDICE WITH IT! SHE IS CHOKING CANDICE WITH IT BY RAMMING IT DOWN HER MOUTH! HER SWEATY SOCK DOWN CANDICE MOUTH AND SHE CAN’T GET ANY AIR! THE REFEREE STOPS THE COUNT AND HOPS TO THE OUTSIDE! HE IS TRYING TO STOP VEENA FROM CHOKING OUT CANDICE!
Referee: (Off Mic) VEENA STOP!
Veena: (Off Mic) FUCK YOU ZEBRA!
Eve: THE REFEREE IS LITERALLY PRYING THE SOCK FROM VEENA’S HANDS AND CANDICE MOUTH! FINALLY GETTING IT OFF, CANDICE IS GAGGING! SHE MAY HURL ON THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TEAM!
Gavin Kirkland: CANDICE IS ALLERGIC TO CUCUMBERS AND MELONS! I BET THAT IS WHAT VEENA’S FOOT TASTE LIKE!
Eve: You are in rare form tonight, Gavin! Veena is grabbing a gagging Candice, SLAMMING HER HEAD INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! NOW SHE HAS CANDICE! WHIPPING HER INTO THE APRON! VEENA THROWS CANDICE BACK IN THE RING, STRUGGLING TO GET TO HER FEET, SHE IS ON THE APRON STILL HOPPING ON THAT ONE FOOT, CANDICE GETS UP, VEENA WITH A ONE-LEGGED SPRINGBOARD INTO A FLYING FORARM ON CANDICE! SHE HIT IT ALL! CANDICE MIGHT BE OUT! VEENA WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: CANDICE KICKS OUT! RIGHT AT THE NICK OF TIME! VEENA IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE TO COUNT FASTER! HE HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS, SO VEENA RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HER OWN AS HE IS SHAKING HIS HEAD! VEENA IS INCENSED RIGHT NOW! GRABBING CANDICE ARM, DRAGGING HER TO THE CORNER, WHAT THE HELL! VEENA IS SCREAMING, DRIVING HER BAREFOOT INTO THE FACE AND NECK OF CANDICE! WAIT SHE STOPS, SEES HER BOOT STILL IN THE RING!
(Veena hops to her boot, she then goes to the corner where Candice is, she starts smashing the boot on Candice head.)
Eve: VEENA HAS LOST IT! SHE IS TRYING TO BLUDGEON CANDICE WITH THE BOOT! THE REFEREE HAS YANKED THE BOOT FROM HER HANDS AND THROWN IT OUTSIDE! VEENA DOESN’T CARE, SHE ROLLS CANDICE OUT AND VEENA IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE WITH ONE FOOT!? SHE IS CLIMBING WITH ONE FOOT AND IS UP BALANCING ON THE ROPES….. TWISTED VEENA!!!! SHE LANDS IT! HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: HOW IN THE HELL DID CANDICE KICK OUT!? Look at Veena’s eyes! She is again arguing with the referee! Veena is trying everything to put Candice away. She waits as Candice gets to her feet, Veena is taking off her kneepad! Candice is up, VEENA HOPS AND JUMPS WITH A HIGH KNEE ON THE SIDE OF CANDICE FACE!!!!
Eve: NOOOO! CANDICE SIDESTEPS! VEENA LANDS ON ONE FOOT, TURNIGN RIGHT INTO A SPEAR!!!! SPEAR BY CANDICE TAKES VEENA ADAMS DOWN! SHE ISN’T GOING FOR A COVER THOUGH! THE FANS ARE ROARING RIGHT NOW!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP!!!!*
Deadprez: Candice picks up Veena by the hair, she SLAPS HER A FEW TIMES AND SCREAMS IN HER FACE BEFORE KICKING HER IN THE GUT… DDT! VEENA IS PLANTED AND IS NOT MOVING! SHE IS FLAT ON HER STOMACH AND MIGHT BE OUT! CANDICE THOUGH IS SHAKING HER HEAD, SHE IS NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, INSTEAD SHE GOES FOR THE CANDY LOCK! SHE TURNED VEENA OVER AND HAS THE CANDY LOCK ON! VEENA CANNOT DO ANYTHING MORE! SHE NEEDS TO TAP OUT! CANDICE HAS IT ON AS VEENA SCREAMS! SHE IS TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES! THE REFEREE IS READY TO RING THE BELL. VEENA STRETCHES, MOVING SOME BUT CANDICE IS TRYING TO HOLD IT! VEENA’S ARM RAISES READY TO HIT THE CANVAS!
Eve: IS VEENA ADAMS GOING TO TAP OUT!?
Gavin Kirkland: HER ANKLE COULD ALREADY BE SHATTERED CANDICE IS RELENTLESS HERE! VEENA IS GOING TO TAP!!!!
(Veena has her arm up……
Ready to tap…..)
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Eve: VEENA SOMEHOW REACHES THE ROPES! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING FOR THE BREAK!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIV….
(Candice breaks the hold and grabs Veena’s leg, dragging her to the middle of the ring…)
Eve: Candice is going to try to do it again, INSIDE CRADLE BY VEENA ADAMS!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: SHE HAS A HOLD OF CANDICE TIGHTS!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: CANDICE KICKS OUT!!!! SHE IS BACK ON HER FEET, VEENA TRYING TO GET UP! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! CANDICE WITH A BUTTERFLY SU…. NO! VEENA REVERSES, DARK TURN!!!!!!! VEENA LANDED THE DARK TURN!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS VEENA ADAMS DOING! THAT BITCH IS CRAY-CRAY! SHE IS HOPPING ON THE TOP ROPE AGAIN, SHE DOESN’T CARE THAT HER FOOT IS INJURED, CANDICE IS STUNNED, SHE COULD BE OUT….. OH MY GOD VEENA!
Deadprez: FATAL VOW!!!!! THE MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AND VEENA ADAMS JUST SACRIFICED HER OWN BODY TO GET THE WIN! SHE CRAWLS ON CANDICE, THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: SJGLKDAGAFGAFAGFALG! CANDICE HAS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! LOOK AT VEENA’S FACE! SHE IS SHOOK! SHE IS LITERALLY SHOOK! I NEED TO GIVE HER A HUG!
Deadprez: THIS IS PAIN FOR PRIDE AND THE BEST ALWAYS COMES OUT OF EACH COMPETITOR! THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THAT, DAWG! VEENA ADAMS CANNOT BELIEVE THAT CANDICE KICKED OUT! SHE IS NOW IN THE CORNER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT THIS WOMAN! CANDICE IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HER KNEES, VEENA USES THE ROPES TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! CANDICE IS SLOWLY NOW TO HER FEET, VEENA CHARGES IN WITH A PRIMAL SCREAM WITH A SPEAR!
Eve: NOOOO! CANDICE JUMPS UP LOCKS VEENA’S HEAD! CANDY DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!! FLIPOVER PILEDRIVER AND VEENA IS OUT COLD! STICK A FORK IN HER IT IS OVER!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: SKJGHGAAJKGJKGAGHKJ!!!! VEENA WITH HER SHOULDER UP NOW! HOW IN THE HELL DO THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE THIS MUCH LEFT IN THEM!!!!!
Eve: I am shocked right now that Veena Adams kicked out, nothing will surprise me anymore in this match, NOTHING! Candice is now the one lost for words, she can’t believe what is happening here! She is staring at the fallen Veena, trying to figure out how to beat her….. and she turns Veena over, trying to hook the arms, SHE IS GOING FOR THE DIAMOND BRIDGE! VEENA IS REALIZING WHAT IS GOING ON! STRUGGLING SOME! SHE TURNS OVER AND PUSHES CANDICE RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE! THE BACK OF CANDICE HEAD HIT THE REFEREE RIGHT IN HIS FACE IS HE IS DOWN! VEENA IS TRYING TO SLIDE OUT OF THE RING, BUT CANDICE GRABS HER BARE FOOT, SHE TURNS VEENA AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND LOCKS IN THE DIAMOND BRIDGE!!! VEENA HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!
Deadprez: VEENA IS IN DEEP TROUBLE! SHE IS TRYING HER BEST TO GET OUT OF THAT BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE! VEENA!!!!
Veena: (Off Mic) I QUIT!!!!!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: VEENA IS SUBMITTING THAT IS IT! VEENA IS TAPPING OUT!!!!
Eve: THE REFEREE IS DOWN DEADPREZ! HE MAY HAVE A BUSTED NOSE! HE IS BARELY MOVING RIGHT NOW AND CANDICE HAS VEENA ADAMS SUBMITTING BY GOD! RING THE DAMN BELL! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT IS NOT OVER! IT IS NOT OVER BECAUSE THERE IS NO REFEREE!
(Candice finally realizes there is no referee, she breaks the hold as Veena cries in pain. Candice turns and starts shaking the referee as Veena slowly crawls to the ropes, she reaches into her tights and takes out a small bottle….)
Eve: CANDICE IS TRYING TO REVIVE THE REFEREE! SHE HAD THIS MATCH WON BUT THERE WAS NO OFFICIAL TO CALL THE MATCH AND RING THE BELL! WHAT IS VEENA DOING!? SHE HAD SOME SMALL BOTTLE IN HER RING GEAR! SHE IS TAKING IT OUT, WAIT…. SHE IS POURING IT ALL OVER HER HAND!? WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?!!?
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S HER PERFUME! IT SMELLS WONDERFUL!
Deadprez: THAT AIN’T PERFUME…..
(Veena slides into the ring, Candice turns around and goes to grab her when Veena applies a smothering claw on Candice face…)
Deadprez: …… IT’S ETHER! IT CAN CAUSE UNCONSCIOUSNESS! VEENA ADAMS HAS JUST POURED ETHER ALL OVER HER HAND AND IS SMOTHERING CANDICE BLAIR! SHE IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT BUT CANDICE IS FADING! VEENA SLAMS THE BACK OF CANDICE HEAD TO THE MAT!!!!
Eve: SHE IS SMOTHERING CANDICE WITH THAT HAND FULL OF ETHER! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE IS SLOWLY COMING TO! CANDICE IS OUT! SHE ISN’T MOVING! WHAT IS VEENA DOING!? VEENA HAS LOCKED IN THE KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY BUT CANDICE SEEMS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS!!!
Eve: COME ON! NOT LIKE THIS! YOU CAN SMELL THE ETHER A MILE AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland: DO NOT INSULT VEENA ADAMS JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO WEAR OLD LADY PERFUME!!!
Deadprez: HERE COMES THE REFEREE!!! VEENA IS SCREAMING AT HIM LIKE THE KIMURA LOCK IS ON! HE SLOWLY LIFTS CANDICE ARM!
(IT DROPS!)
Deadprez: HE LIFTS CANDICE ARM AGAIN!!!!
(IT DROPS FOR A SECOND TIME!)
Deadprez: HE LIFTS CANDICE ARM AGAIN!!!!
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(VEENA ADAMS SCREAMS AS IT DROPS FOR A THIRD TIME! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!)
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH! VEENA ADAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Me” by Taylor Swift starts to play throughout the arena as the boos ring out, Veena lets go of the hold, rolls off and is helped to her feet by the referee who smells something funny but Veena quickly yanks her hand from him, drop to the floor and starts hobbling her way back, boot in hand. Candice is still lying motionless on the mat as the referee checks on her before she starts to slowly stir, turning to the side and gagging….)
Eve: The referee calling for the bell and Candice Blair was cheated out of this! She had the match won and Veena Adams stole it! She damn well stole it here at Pain For Pride!
Deadprez: The Ether made the difference! Gutsy performance by both women but Veena took advantage while the referee was down and she indeed stole this one. Candice came to fight, she showed guts and determination! What an incredible performance by her and Veena, though in the end it was a shame that Veena had to use these tactics to win.
Gavin: Veena is beautiful head to toe, confirmed…. And the winner!
Eve: Seriously Gavin….
Gavin Kirkland: What!?
(Veena Adams is seen laughing as she hops toward the back, pointing to Candice in the ring who is just starting to come to, trying to get her bearings, looking back at Veena, blowing her a kiss.)
(The camera fades backstage, into HRDO’s office. He’s there with the Showdown general manager Ryan Wilson, who had recently made himself the overall number one draft pick. The two are having a conversation with each other, when repeated knocking is heard on HRDO’s door. HRDO goes to open it, and is met with two familiar faces.)
StarrStan: HRDO, we need to talk.
Captain Charisma: Yeah, this is important. In fact, it’s about him right over there.
(Captain Charisma looks towards Ryan Wilson, who looks a bit worried seeing the Dynasty general manager and Voltage commissioner, as Ryan is immediately able to figure out the reason why they’re here.)
Ryan Wilson: I’m sorry, HRDO and I were actually in the middle of a very important conversation. If you two don’t mind, could you just come back another ti-
HRDO: No, no. They can stay. I want to hear them out first.
Ryan Wilson: No, I really don’t think you want to do tha-
Captain Charisma: Thank you. Now, about Ryan, I’m sure you saw what he did regarding the upcoming draft. Rather than going about it the traditional way, Ryan chose to take matters into his own hands and make himself the number one overall draft pick. Don’t you think that’s a bit unfair?
(HRDO begins to think about what Ryan did, meanwhile Captain Charisma and StarrStan both grin to themselves as Ryan Wilson looks a bit concerned over HRDO being informed of his actions, not wanting him to try and override his decision.)
StarrStan: We need to be compensated for this. Ryan Wilson stole the number one draft pick for his own selfish needs, and we deserve fairness for it. Otherwise it just looks like a lot of favoritism going on between the two of you. You’ve allowed Ryan Wilson to pull strings behind our backs, that’s not how you’re supposed to do your job.
Ryan Wilson: Woah woah woah, on the other hand I think HRDO has done an amazing job-
HRDO: No Ryan, they’re right. You handing yourself the number one draft pick and then using that pick to draft yourself isn’t fair to anyone. Not the roster, not the fans, and especially not these two. You shouldn’t have made such a huge decision without their consideration, and I’d be happy to make up for it in whatever way you two would like me to.
Captain Charisma: Thank you. Now for starters, although we don’t necessarily mind Ryan drafting himself back to Showdown, I think him stealing the number one pick isn’t right, which is why I believe that while he can stay on Showdown and be ineligible for drafting, he should no longer stay the number one draft pick.
Ryan Wilson: What? You can’t just undo my draft pick! How’s that fair at all? You guys said it yourselves, we didn’t even talk about it!
HRDO: Consider it done. As for you Ryan, I personally find it very fair. You made a decision without them being aware of it, so now they’re getting the chance to get what they want, and I’m sorry but right now you have no say in the matter. It’s not really undoing the pick anyway. You’re staying on Showdown just like you wanted, but you’re no longer getting the privilege of being the number one overall pick without the permission of Captain Charisma and StarrStan.
(Ryan sighs before leaning against the wall, obviously upset his plan backfired, as now he no longer has any bragging rights over being the number one pick, even if he’s still staying on Showdown in the end.)
HRDO: Is there anything else I could do for the two of you?
StarrStan: Yes actually, something to make up for Ryan’s selfish decision. Me and Captain Charisma want to give all three brands an equal opportunity at winning their brand the number one draft pick. What the two of us have decided is that there should be a match to determine who wins that draft pick.
HRDO: A match with the number one draft pick on the line? That actually sounds like a great idea. I think this would be perfect for the Draft show, a great way to kick things off.
Ryan Wilson: I think this is pretty unnecessary.
Captain Charisma: What we want is to have a triple threat, featuring one active Elitist from all three brands. One from Voltage, one from Dynasty, and one from Showdown. Whoever wins earns their brand the first overall pick.
StarrStan: That way, we’ll have a fair competition to see who earns the number one pick, rather than just having one of us take it for ourselves. That, and it’d result in three Elitists getting a huge chance to showcase their abilities and what they can do before we actually choose our picks.
HRDO: Well, it’s settled then. At the Draft show, we’ll have one active competitor from all three brands Season 13 roster compete in a triple threat match, where the winner wins the number one draft pick for their brand. Now just to make sure, do you two actually have your choices for this match in mind already?
Captain Charisma: As a matter of fact, I do. My choice for this match is a former Interwire Champion, who in my opinion has had an incredible first season in EAW. This has been a breakout season for her, and after that… Interesting mud wrestling match against Alexis Chambers, I think this would be the perfect way for things to get back on track for her. I completely trust her to take the win home for Voltage, giving us the number one draft pick. So without further adieu, my pick for this match is none other than Dr. Bethany Blue.
HRDO: Dr. Bethany Blue, got it. She’s had an amazing season, and her presence alone should make this match a great one. And you StarrStan?
StarrStan: Well Dr. Bethany Blue is great, but the man I’m choosing for this match just so happens to have won his first World Championship this season. This man has had an outstanding season, and while things didn’t go his way at Pain for Pride, I’m sure they will at the Draft. So, my pick for this match, one member of the 2020 Hall of Fame class, La Pantera Sexual, TLA. TLA is one of the greatest Elitists Dynasty has on its roster, and I’m looking forward to seeing what TLA will do at the draft.
HRDO: TLA, one of the 2020 Hall of Famers. He’s gonna make a great addition to the match.
(StarrStan nods, and soon after HRDO looks towards Ryan Wilson, who has his arms crossed, as he’s still pretty annoyed at HRDO reversing his decision. After a few seconds though, Ryan sighs, knowing he has to choose a member to compete in the match as well.)
Ryan Wilson: Alright, fine. I just hope you two know that this’ll all be for nothing, because my pick is going to win the triple threat, and Showdown’s still going to get the number one pick anyway.
Captain Charisma: If that’s the case, so be it, but we were never going to let you rob us of the chance to get the number one pick.
Ryan Wilson: Okay, so be it then. I would pick myself, but instead I’ll go with the man that has not been pinned a single time since returning way back at Grand Rampage. He has ran through every single opponent that’s gotten in his way, winning every one-on-one match he’s had since that return. He is a former Unified Tag Team Champion, and the man that’ll soon be responsible for Showdown having the number one draft pick. My pick for this match is Myles.
HRDO: Great! Myles is extremely talented and has been on a long path of destruction, so it looks like we’re settled then. At the Draft we will be seeing Myles versus TLA versus Dr. Bethany Blue. The winner earns their respective brand the number one overall draft pick. Is that it then? Is everything settled?
(Captain Charisma and StarrStan look at eachother, before shaking their heads.)
StarrStan: Not quite yet. We do actually have one more thing we’d like from you. We want to make each brand exclusive World Champion ineligible from being drafted, meaning Rex McAllister, The Visual Prophet, and whoever wins between Jamie O’Hara and Mr. DEDEDE stay on their brands.
Captain Charisma: That’s right. I know usually every single Elitist is able to be drafted, but we want to change that this time around. That’s the last thing we’re asking for. All we’re asking for here is for three Elitists to stay on the brands they’re already assigned to.
Ryan Wilson: All of this just because I may have made a draft pick a bit early?
HRDO: That’d be a big change to how the draft normally works, but I’m not necessarily against change. Sorry Ryan, but if you don’t like it you’re gonna have to sort things out on your own, because I accept. At the Draft, the World Heavyweight Champion, Answers World Champion, and EAW Champion will all be ineligible for drafting. I’m glad we were able to sort things out, I completely understand how annoying it would’ve been if the two of you didn’t get a fair shot due to Ryan Wilson’s behavior.
Captain Charisma: Thank you.
StarrStan: We appreciate it, and that’s all we have, so I’ll be on my way. I’m looking forward to the Draft.
(StarrStan opens the door and walks out of the office, while Captain Charisma follows behind. Ryan waits a second before looking at HRDO with a face full of rage due to things not exactly going to plan for him, before finally joining the other two in walking out of the office, slamming the door behind him and leaving HRDO alone, still proud of his decision as the camera begins to fade away from his office.)
(The package is showing footage from an Episode of REVOLT! Pro Combat’s Sunday Night Rebellion. Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart are fighting it out against each other in a very physical and back and forth competition. The footage shows the closing moments of their match as Sienna Jade was about to get taken out by Kassidy Heart when a fatal distraction by Ms. Extreme allowed Kassidy Heart to connect her Heart Attack as Sienna had her back turned. Kassidy Heart goes for the decisive cover and scores the win via pinfall over Sienna Jade)
(Suddenly a familiar voice begins to narrate. As she continues to speak it becomes clearer that it is the voice of the greatest tennis player of all time and record breaking trailblazer in women’s sports, the legendary Serena Williams[not to be confused with Bennett]. It is only fitting that one of the greatest female icons would be narrating the journey of two modern day icons in their own right. Serena Williams is no stranger to having to put all love and feelings to the side in order to stand opposite from her own sister, going to battle all in the name of winning championships.)
Serena Williams: The first time these two met inside the ring was back in the REVOLT days. They were already showing signs of just how iconic their tenure in the wrestling industry was going to be. At the time Sienna Jade was arguably the face of the women’s division as Kassidy Heart was still an unestablished name, yet she found a way to score a big win which not only put her on the map in the eyes of the Wrestling world, but also forced Sienna Jade to take notice and realise just how dominant the duo could have been together.
(The video package then moves to another episode of REVOLT, this one is from the 3rd of March. The footage shown aired moments before the match and it shows a confrontation between Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart in the backstage area. Sienna tells Kassidy to follow her lead as she is the more experienced of the duo, but Kassidy is skeptical and says she is going to steal the show on her own terms. The footage then fast forwards to the closing moments of the match with Kassidy Heart successfully hitting the Heart Attack on Riley McCray and pinning her for the one, two, three.)
Serena Williams: That was the first official win for the Jaded Hearts. In that very first match, the world had already seen not all their potential but also their style. Both of them were hungry for success, both of them wanted to shock the wrestling industry and make a name for themselves. Together they were showing all the signs of becoming truly unstoppable.
(We are now taken to the 7th of April, 2018. The footage shows Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade in the backstage area once again, this time Sienna Jade is the Freeweight Champion. The two are discussing their current status within the company, Sienna in particular is focused on crushing Lexi Sheckler’s dreams of taking the titles of her, as Kassidy is cheering her on. The Scene ends with Sienna Jade saying this…)
Sienna Jade: I’m the champion, and they WILL respect it!
Serena Williams: The Freeweight Championship was just the first taste of gold in the career of the Jaded Hearts. Sienna Jade took Kassidy Heart under her wing and the two quickly became an unstoppable duo. What truly made them the Tag Team of the Decade had yet to come, though. Their first decisive step was Terminus 2018.
(We are taking to the closing moments of the Empire Tag Team Championship match at Terminus 2018. The action is all over the place, Kassidy Heart is knocked off the apron by Jael who just a second later catches Sienna Jade with an imposing lariat. April Song and Jael Arcana-Rosario, the Crowe’s Nest wine and become the inaugural EAW Empire Tag Team Champions)
Serena Williams: The Jaded Hearts were literally fingertips away from becoming the Inaugural Tag Team Champions yet the titles slipped away from them at the very last moment. That didn’t stop them at all, though. At Terminus, Sienna and Kassidy showed the world just how talented they were as a team. The Championship gold was just a matter of time…
(The package now shows clips from Territorial Invasion 2018. The Jaded Wolfe Hearts became the very first female team to compete in the War Games match. All three are wearing camouflage colored ring gear in their signature styles, with coordinating makeup looks, and eye black smeared underneath their eyes. Instead of traditional wrestling boots, each woman wears a pair of black studded combat boots and all three wear cropped, studded leather jackets with their names across the back.)
(We are now taken to the highlights of the match. Kassidy unloads on Theron Nikolas with the Kendo stick, meanwhile Sienna has taken out Charlie Marr and Tyler Wolfe did the same to Rex. They then take down Mr. DEDEDE with a three on one assault as soon as he enters the ring.)
Serena Williams: Trailblazers. The Jaded Wolfe Hearts made history at Territorial Invasion with a ground shaking performance and put their names in the history books for good. Their true coronation was just around the corner: The 2018 Tag Team Grand Prix.
(Footage from Road to Redemption 2018 is shown as Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart perform the Golden State of Mind onto Cleopatra. He diving Meteora connects to perfection as Kassidy Heart goes for the decisive pinfall. Sienna and Kassidy hug each other out as confetti start raining down from the top of the arena.)
(We are then taken to King of Elite 2019. Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart are fighting for the Unified Tag Team Titles this time around. Kassidy Heart takes out Daryl Kinkade and then goes for the cover just as Sienna dives on top of Charlie Marr to prevent him from breaking up the pin attempt. The referee counts to three and the Jaded Hearts become the Unified Tag Team Champions)
(The footage takes us to the current days, more specifically at Grand Rampage. Sienna Jade made her unexpected return and helped her husband Impact with an attack at the expense of Serena Bennett. She is seen connecting her Springboard Dropkick and then Impact locks Serena in the Walls of Impact.)
Serena Williams: Nobody could’ve imagined Sienna Jade returning in such an imposing fashion back at Grand Rampage. Her return was not just a matter of love, though. She wanted to be at Pain for Pride, she wanted her moment just like every other Elitist on the roster. Her moment was going to be a shot at the National Elite Championship, the same title her Jaded Hearts Tag Team Partner was holding.
Serena Williams: Following Chris Elite’s decision of using the Gawd’s contract to put Kassidy and Sienna against one another at Gateway to Glory, their relationship started to falter. Friends, enemies, frenemies. Who knows? Nobody has quite cracked the code to the Tag Team of the Decade award winners. What is certain, though, is the fact that the tensions within Jaded Hearts kept rising, week, after week, after week.
(We are taken to Gateway to Glory and in particular, to the closing moments of the match between the team of Senera Bennett and Kassidy Heart versus Sienna Jade and Impact. Sienna Jade goes for a forearm shot to Serena but she ducks under and Sienna ends up hitting Kassidy Heart instead. Sienna is shocked as Impact tags himself in, only to then get put down by Serena Bennett for the three count)
Serena Williams: That was the match that made things turn for the worst, as the competitive spirit of Kassidy Heart made her work with her rival Serena despite Sienna’s attempts at convincing her not to. Kassidy Heart took that match very seriously and as a result, the two members of the Jaded Hearts ended up clashing against one another. Tensions were brewing on the road to Fighting Spirit and that Tag Team match was just the beginning.
(The footage shown is from the 22nd of May. We are on Dynasty as Kassidy and Sienna are being interviewed by Ronan Malosi. He drops a couple of very hot takes, including the fact that Sienna is supposedly taking credits for all of Kassidy’s success. The two are slightly bickering as Ronan Malosi keeps harping on them, yet in the end they both agree that Fighting Spirit should be their main focus and that Pain for Pride could have waited.)
(The footage shown is straight from Fighting Spirit. The Tag Team match against Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite had a lot on the line for the Jaded Hearts. In fact, if they managed to win it, their Pain for Pride match scheduled by Chris Elite via Gawd Contract would have been cancelled.)
(Unfortunately though, the Jaded Hearts had no luck against the team of Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite. The footage shows Malcolm Jones connecting his Canadian Destroyer and then pins Kassidy Heart for the win. The camera lingers on Jones celebrating as both Sienna and Kassidy are visibly disappointed by the outcome of the match)
(Footage from another episode of Dynasty is shown. This time around Sienna is approaching Kassidy after her match as she is still recovering in the middle of the ring. Sienna hands her over the National Elite Championship and the two celebrate, but then, from out of nowhere, Sienna Jade kicks Kassidy and hits her with the RDG, her bridging Fisherman Suplex.)
(The video package ends with their final confrontation on Dynasty. Kassidy Heart confronts Sienna Jade inside the ring and after a quick tussle, she successfully manages to pin her to the mat. Sienna is screaming in fear, thinking Kassidy is about to channel the Mauler and rip her apart. Instead, Kassidy decides to simply kiss her and hen lightly slap her. The scene ends with Kassidy Heart retrieving her National Elite Championship and walking up the ramp with a smile on her face)
Serena Williams: It’s time.
(The Pain for Pride logo flashes)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(The lights dim and the arena becomes silent. A single spotlight is displayed at the top of the entrance ramp. A dozen men and women from the decorated Canadian Armed Forces begin to march down the ramp as the spotlight expands. Before entering the ring, the armed forces stop. They form two parallel lines on the entrance ramp and focus their attention on the titantron. The black image fades into one of a man that illuminates the entire arena. It’s revealed that it’s none other than Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau! The prime minister is sporting long, wavy, luscious hair, a short beard, and a blue suit.)
Justin Trudeau: Good evening, everyone. It is with great honor that I am here today speaking to the handful in attendance and the thousands watching at home. Today is a significant moment in Canada’s history. During the years of the existence of our great nation, we have seen many wave the Canadian flag with the utmost respect and pride on foreign soil. Our great country has been represented in the United States by talented people such as one of EAW’s co-founders, Mak, EAW Hall of Famer Cleopatra, and another decorated Hall of Fame member Cage. This year is like none other. No one would expect the world to be in the circumstances it is now. But as the world changes, we change with it. We must adapt to the new challenges, barriers, and obstacles the world puts in front of us. We must be able to leap through those hurdles with grace to reach our goals and aspirations. Tonight, we will witness Canada’s pride and joy conquer the battles in front of her. Tonight we will witness Sienna Jade make history!
Justin Trudeau: Sienna, you’ve worked so hard for so many years to get to this point in your career. You are vigilant, hard-working, and are immensely dedicated to the world of wrestling. You have all of Canada in your corner cheering you on tonight. That is something that makes you uniquely prepared to conquer this battle. Sienna, bring that National Elite Title back home to where it belongs. Best of luck!
(Mr. Trudeau’s image fades as the Canadian Armed forces begin to march in place. The beginning of the Canadian national anthem begins to play:)
OHHHHHH CANADA!!!! 🇨🇦
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁
TRUUUUUEEE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦
(The national anthem abruptly stops. The lights dim and the arena goes silent. Suddenly, the beginning of “Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts begins to play. The soldiers continue to march in place and begin to walk down the ramp, surrounding the outside of the ring. A massive M2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle tank emerges from the left side of the arena. At the top of the tank is Sienna Jade with the Canadian flag in her hands. She is wearing a red and white ring gear. Paired along with a white jean jacket with the Canadian flag on the back.)
(The tank stops moving as white and red pyros explode at the top of the arena displaying a beautiful visual representation of Canada’s official colors. Sienna does her iconic pose as the pyros finish off. One of the army men helps Sienna off of the tank as she starts making her way towards the ring.)
(Sienna hops on the top turnbuckle facing the middle of the ring with her back towards the camera. The army men and women fill the ring and begin saluting to Sienna Jade. She turns her head back towards the camera and points to the Canadian flag on her jean jacket. She confidently smiles as another set of pyros go off.)
Stew-O: All of the glitz, glamour, pomp and circumstance of Pain For Pride but guys… you have to imagine that, maybe more than any other match we have seen or will see, this one is different. All of the history between these two women, arguably the greatest tag team in the history of this company… there has to be SO many emotions running through each of these women.
Flannery McCoy: Two of the most resilient elitists I’ve ever seen, and willing to do ANYTHING to get a victory. Probably why they got along so well, and while it may have gotten a bit ugly this week… I can’t believe that these two women honestly hate each other.
(Sienna Jade stands in the ring ready for a fight as the arena goes black. All attention turns to the stage and the tron as a pre taped video begins to roll. A familiar voice is heard as everything is still black.)
??: Alright so, I get this call from somebody from Elite Answers Wrestling talm’ bout “I would like to request your services for Pain for Pride”. I’m like, who is you to be requesting my services?! Is you God or sum’? The chick hit me back like “I’m not god but I’m married to him”. And that’s how I first got in contact with Kassidy Heart to help design part of her wrasslin’ attire!
(The camera turns on and we see hip hop artists and fashionista Kanye West sitting in a chair wearing head to toe Yeezy merch smiling with his gold grill in his mouth.)
Kanye West: I told Kass, I told her, I said JESUS SPOKE TO ME, BRO! LIKE, like GOD SAID TO ME I GOTTA DO THIS! I’m like…Jesus spoke to me and told me I NEEDED to design your outfit for Pain for Pride, bro! Sure, you called first…AND YALL PAID ME HELLA BREAD, FAM! But this outfit right here is blessed by GOD! Like, like it was divine intervention from God telling me “AYO YE, PUT SOME NICE SHIT…SOME NICE FABRICS, HOLY CLOTH ON THIS WOMAN!”.
(Kanye smiles before making a serious face.)
Kanye West: That and she said she would bite my nose off if I ain’t hook her up. :wow:
Kanye West: *ye shrug* I like my nose thank you very much! So, I customized some Yeezy Wave Runners and dyed them white and gold for her and BOOM, Kass dripping with swag-goo! This is the finest technological achievement the Adidas family has ever made! GENUINE LEATHER! Mesh that is rare and isn’t found on regular sneakers. The suede for this joint is illegal in a few countries. Trump had to sign off on whether we could even get it in with that pandemic hoax and what not going on. Yo, I constructed this shit for Kass herself and Sienna Jade is going to get an ultralight beam of violence with every kick Kass throws while she wears these Yeezys!
(Kanye’s testimonial is played as the incredibly rare, 1 of 1 pair of Yeezy wrestling boots are shown as another voice can be heard next.)
???: I first met Kassidy Heart…I wanna say back when she was hanging with that Goat Guy Ahren Fournier and…
(The camera reveals fashion designer Mike Amiri. Mike Amiri is seen holding a pair of insanely expensive denim tights with a giant gold Heart and the words “The Mauler” stitched into it.)
Mike Amiri: I knew when I first saw her that I would one day make an outfit for her. Those curves, those muscles, GOD…nobody looks as good as this woman and at Pain for Pride she will be wearing hand crafted Amiri jean wrestling tights when she defends that National Elite Championship against some girl named Sheena James or whatever. I put in work to get these tights together. You understand? SIGNATURE HAND DESTROYED AND LEATHER PATCHED DENIM, GUYS! Denim flown in from Italy, hand pleated Japanese plunge patches with her logo on it! Some distressed rips and abrasions were done by hand.
(We get a shot of the extremely expensive jeans as Mike Amiri continues.)
Mike Amiri: Crafted specifically for Kassidy Heart’s body. You can see the elegant outline of her powerful vagina from the front and back when she bends over! The most iconic and expensive camel toe in history.
Kanye West: That thang looks like a warm Hawaiian roll fresh out the oven!
Mike Amiri: If I wasn’t a pansexual man I’d be throbbing from my groin at the sight of her in this fit. EAW I hope you are ready! From the Amiri family to yours, we love you Kassidy!
(The denim tights and Adidas Yeezy wrestling boots are seen on a mannequin with the price next to both. Next, we get a shot of a team of dozens seeing and stitching the top part of the outfit as another voice could be heard speaking.)
???: I just wanted to do my part. Kass said she wanted the most expensive outfit in Pain for Pride history and I couldn’t afford to go half ass. No 50 percent Virgil efforts.
(Indeed, Virgil Abloh is next as we see a clear shot of Kassidy’s top. “Queen of Ultraviolent” is displayed with the signature off white font including the quotations. We see Virgil shaking his head.)
Virgil Abloh: I had my entire staff working day and night to come up with this shit, man. The pinnacle of high fashion and streetwear culture united on the supple and iconic breasts of Kassidy Heart. That’s a billion dollar chest with a million dollar top compliments of off white and myself. Sienna Jade reaches out and asks for some exclusive stuff? No way. We don’t even pick up her phone calls. But Kassidy? She gets whatever she needs. She is like family to us. Nobody could pull off an attire so impactful. We’ve got Ye on the sneakers, Amiri on the tights, myself with the exclusive off white top, and of course with the diamond encrusted gold mask we got-
???: We at Maison Margiela pride ourselves with pushing the envelope.
(John Galliano, creative director of Maison Margiela, is on the screen as he holds a silk bag with something inside.)
John Galliano: I took over here as Creative Director of Margiela a few years ago and I have aimed high when it comes to innovation and excellence. My goal typically with any piece is to make striking and startling statements fashion wise. We designed Kanye West’s iconic Yeezus mask and when we got a letter from Kassidy Heart requesting for us to make her an even more iconic mask, we felt obligated to step up and deliver. Designing a mask for The Mauler, the greatest National Elite champion ever, and the woman aiming to go back to back with Pain for Pride wins is no easy task. In fact, the amount of diamonds we had added to her signature bite mask are insanely heavy and would damage the head of a lesser athlete. Kassidy isn’t a lesser athlete, she is the best athlete, and here at Margiela we refuse to settle for styling lesser athletes like her opponent. We only provide the best FOR the best.
(We see children mining for diamonds in Africa as they get handed to men with guns. The men with guns ship the diamonds to a jewelry store in France. The French jewelry store owner himself begins encrusting these precious diamonds into the white and gold mask that helps complete the ensemble for Kassidy Heart.)
???: Now, we can’t forget the piece de resistance, can we?
(We get a shot of a one of a kind coat in white and gold with “THE MAULER” on the back and “DIOR” right above it with an X in between them both.)
Maria Grazia Chiuri: I am Maria Garcia Chiuri and I am the creative director of Dior. Dior is proud to announce that we have crafted something extremely special for someone equally as special. Made with the finest materials imaginable, the very coat Kassidy Heart shall wear at Pain for Pride is a Dior original. Our designers have worked day and night, diligently slaving away at ideas and concepts, and ideas that ultimately became what she shall wear at Pain for Pride. Dior is a brand of luxury and exclusivity and we present to The Mauler a jacket that cannot be replicated or fabricated by anyone in the world. One of a kind articles for a one of a kind woman. Good luck Kassidy, kick that girls ass!
(We get one last shot of the iconic outfit as price numbers start flying off the screen.)
$20,000
X 10
$200,000
X 10
$2,000,000
X 10
$20,000,000
✅✅✅
(The screen fades to black as everything returns to darkness. Suddenly, a horrific scream is heard. It lasts several seconds until it too ends.)
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stew-O: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
(“Monster”” by Kanye West begins to play.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…
(The light shines down onto the stage as all attention turns to the black curtain. Suddenly, out steps a gold draped Kassidy Heart wearing one of the most expensive wrestling attires in Pain for Pride history.)
Stephie Love: HAILING FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…WEIGHING IN AT 125 POUNDS…
(Kassidy steps onto the stage as the light shines onto her blood diamond encrusted mask. Kassidy has her make up done perfectly as her blonde hair flows down her shoulders like a lion’s mane. Kassidy unzips her custom Dior jacket to reveal the gold that is the National Elite Championship on her waist and the rest of her attire is more visible.)
Jake Mercer: Shit, they weren’t lying. That camel toe looks just like a Hawaiian roll!
(Kassidy disrobes her jacket and poses on stage, turning to the side to reveal her name on her gear and flex as pyro shoots off from all over the arena.)
Stephie Love: SHE IS YOUR NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…THE QUEEN OF ULTRAVIOLENT…
(Kassidy tilts her head and points as Sienna Jade as Sienna begins to stretch and lock eyes as well with her former partner.)
Stephie Love: THE MAULER…KAAAAASSSIDY HEAAAAAART!!!
(Kassidy finally begins descending the entrance ramp as fans are blinded by the diamonds bouncing light into their eyes.)
Flannery McCoy: 20 Million dollars were spent on this outfit and we can see where most of the money went. Kassidy Heart started this season with gold and ends it with gold but it isn’t the Universal Women’s Championship in her possession. Last year, Kassidy shocked the world when she cashed in her Iconic Cup prize to beat the woman that beat Sienna Jade for that UWC belt and spent a solid reign defending it.
Stew-O: Kassidy’s reign was iconic but it ended ironically how it started; with a cash in following a title match. Raven Roberts did to Kass what Kass did to Serena and Kassidy has not sniffed the UWC picture since.
Jake Mercer: True, but Kassidy has opened her eyes and exposed herself to a new frontier; The National Elite championship. Kassidy took that belt from the Extremist of the Decade and has been nothing short of utterly dominant since entering this division. Hall of famer Chris Elite was the closest of anyone that could have beat her but he was not meant to be the one to do it.
Stew-O: Could the woman that has been the best friend, tag team partner, and sister to her do it? Sienna Jade wants to win and regain a championship status here in EAW and thanks to a bitter and spiteful GAWD contract wielding Chris Elite, she gets her chance tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna gets her chance to defeat Kass but Kass gets her opportunity to defend her belt and stand tall as the better half of the legendary Jaded Hearts tag team. These two have more history than we can even discuss and tonight it gets a new, brutal chapter.
Jake Mercer: Lets hope for Sienna’s sake that Kass doesn’t get bite happy and tries to turn her nose into a chew toy.
(Kassidy slowly walks the steel steps as she keeps her eyes locked onto Sienna. Sienna rolls her eyes as Kassidy slowly bends over and enters via the bottom rope. Kassidy gets to her feet as Sienna remains in her corner. Kassidy spreads her arms wide before unbuckling her belt and lifting it above her head. Kassidy holds the belt with one hand and snatched her mask off her face with the other.)
Jake Mercer: That mask also protects Kassidy from COVID-19. Which is why I don’t get why she won’t wrestle with it in. 🤔
(Kassidy looks outside the ring as a man with a wooden case steps up and opens it. Kassidy places the obscenely expensive gear into the case before the fellow shuts it and disappears ringside. Kassidy readies herself one the corner as Sienna begins loosening up even more.
(The referee holds the National Elite Championship in the air and calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: At the sound of the bell both women step out of their respective corners and into the middle of the ring… National Elite Championship on the line and the BIG FIGHT Pain For Pride feel is alive and well! We start out with a traditional collar and elbow tie-up! Sienna getting the upperhand, pushing Kassidy back into the corner… BUT KASSIDY TURNS IT AROUND, SIENNA PINNED UP AGAINST THE CORNER!! And guys, I know none of us are wrestlers, but we’ve all had the opportunity to feel what those turnbuckles are like, even with the pads… having those dig into your back HURTS!
Jake Mercer: The referee looks to step in between the two… and no, Stew… I might have never been a wrestler but I am a historian of the sport and what we’re seeing right here is pathetic!
Flannery McCoy: I beg your pardon??
Jake Mercer: These two lasses are making a mockery of professional wrestling! This is usually where the more aggressive elitist should take advantage of their opponent by getting some licks in at their expense.
Flannery McCoy: You mean a cheap shot?
Jake Mercer: YES! Fuckin’ yes! WHEN THE REFEREE STEPS IN-BETWEEN TWO COMPETITORS… ONE OF THEM ALWAYS TAKES A CHEAP SHOT!! THAT’S WRESTLING!! Why isn’t Kass poking her eye or slapping her or stomping on her foot? Does she NOT want to retain her belt?!
Stew-O: :wow: read the room, Jake. Despite what was said between these two women, they still have an unwavering level of respect for one another! This is about who truly is the best between one of the best tag teams we have ever-
Jake Mercer: … I don’t like it.
Stew-O: The referee separates the two women, Kassidy takes a few steps back… and again they meet in the middle of the ring… Kassidy goes to lock up again, BUT SIENNA HAS OTHER IDEAS!! A QUICK SNAPMARE, TAKING KASSIDY OFF HER FEET AND INTO A SEATED, NOW APPLYING A QUICK HEADLOCK… KASSIDY THOUGH QUICKLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET… AND SENDING A FEW ELBOWS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF THE CHALLENGER!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIENNA READJUSTS HER POSITION, KEEPING THE HEADLOCK APPLIED… AND NOW KASSIDY, GRABBING A FISTFUL OF SIENNA’S HAIR AND PULLING HER FORWARD, CAUSING SIENNA TO RELEASE… AND NOW KASSIDY HAS A HEADLOCK OF HER OWN APPLIED… BUT SIENNA QUICKLY MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET, ESCAPING!! SIENNA GOES FOR A LEG SWEEP… BUT KASSIDY JUMPS OVER IT!! KASSIDY ON THE WAY DOWN LOOKED TO STOMP ON SIENNA’S LEG BUT SIENNA IS ABLE TO EVADE IT BY LUNGING BACKWARDS!! A GREAT SEQUENCE THAT WAS, LIKE WE MENTIONED EARLIER, BOTH OF THESE WOMEN KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL!!
Stew-O: That gets a nice reception from the crowd here, but neither woman taking any time to acknowledge it… THEY LOCK UP FOR A THIRD TIME… AND THIS TIME SIENNA IS ABLE TO GET KASSIDY UP INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW SHE FOLLOWS THAT WITH A SERIES OF SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO THE MID-SECTION… NOW GRABBING HER BY THE ARM AND WHIPPING HER INTO THE CORNER… SIENNA COMES RUNNING… RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW FROM THE CHAMPION!! SIENNA STUMBLES AROUND THE RING A BIT BEFORE LEAVING HER FEET, ONTO HER KNEES… KASSIDY HOPS UP ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND THEN QUICKLY OFF IT AS SHE DELIVERS AN AXE HANDLE ACROSS THE BACK OF SIENNA JADE!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna rolls onto her back and then gets back to her feet, avoiding an elbow dropped by the champion! Kassidy now getting to her feet… BUT SIENNA COMES RUSHING TOWARDS HER, GRABBING A HOLD OF THAT ARM… AND TWISTING IT, BRINGING KASSIDY BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! SIENNA LOOKING TO APPLY SOME SORT OF ARMBAR HERE BUT KASSIDY QUICKLY ESCAPES, SCRAMBLING BACK TO HER FEET!! Sienna is up as well, some space is between them as they occupy opposite sides… they begin to dance around it, sizing each other up… KASSIDY IS THE FIRST ONE TO DART IN… TRYING TO CATCH SIENNA OFF GUARD, AND SHE MIGHT HAVE… TAKING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE SOME KIND OF SPINEBUSTER!! SIENNA TRIED TO GRAB THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO PROTECT IT BUT IT DIDN’T LOOK LIKE IT HELPED MUCH!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW KASSIDY ON TOP OF SIENNA BEGINNING TO UNLOAD, BRINGING HER FOREARMS DOWN ACROSS HER FACE AND HEAD, SIENNA MOVES HER HANDS FROM THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO THE FRONT TO BLOCK, AND NOW WITH HER KNEES STARTS THRUSTING THEM UP INTO THE BACK OF KASSIDY!! KASSIDY TRIES TO SHIFT TO AVOID THE KNEES BUT IT ALLOWS SIENNA TO ESCAPE, NOW QUICKLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET IN THE CORNER!!… KASSIDY COMES CHARGING, LEAPING AT SIENNA… BUT SIENNA GETS A BOOT UP AND SENDS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF KASSIDY HEART!! KASSIDY DROPS TO A KNEE, GASPING FOR AIR.. SIENNA COMES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… AND CRACKS KASSIDY IN THE JAW WITH A SHINING WIZARD… INTO THE COVER, THE FIRST ONE OF THE MATCH!!
ONEEE!!… TWOO– BARELY A TWO COUNT AS KASSIDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew-O: Kassidy is trying to make it back to her feet… BUT LOOK AT SIENNA, SHE COMES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR A SECOND SHINING WIZARD… THIS TIME TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BUT SOMEHOW KASSIDY HEART HAD IT SCOUTED… SHE DUCKS AND SIENNA GOES FLYING INTO THE REFEREE… NAILING HIM IN A VERY… VERY BAD PLACE!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN, THE REFEREE IS OUT… AND BOTH WOMEN ARE VERY AWARE OF IT AS THEY RUN OUT OF THE RING, ON OPPOSITE SIDES AND PULL THE RING APRON UP… AND ANOTHER THING WE MENTIONED DURING THE ENTRANCES GUYS, THESE TWO WILL DO ANNNYYTTHING TO WIN A MATCH!! ANY MATCH!! LET ALONE A MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP WITH THE HISTORY THERE IS BETWEEN THESE TWO!!
Jake Mercer: SIENNA JADE EMERGES FROM UNDER THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR, AND ON THE OTHER SIDE KASSIDY HEART HAS THE VERY SAME WEAPON… THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER, SMIRKING… BEFORE RUSHING BACK INTO THE RING!! THEY BOTH TAKE A SWING, METAL ON METAL CONNECTING… AND ALMOST TAKING BOTH WOMEN OFF THEIR FEET!!… THEY LOAD UP AGAIN, A BIG CHAIR SHOT… BUT AGAIN ONLY GETTING CHAIR!! THEY LOAD UP A THIRD TIME… SIENNA SWINGS BUT THIS TIME KASSIDY GOES LOW, A CHAIR SHOT TO THE MID-SECTION, AND NOW ONE OVER THE BACK!! AND NOW KASSIDY WITH A SECOND ONE… A THIRD… AND FINALLY A FOURTH CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF SIENNA JADE BEFORE TOSSING IT ASIDE!!
Flannery McCoy: The referee is still down, motionless, not a sign of life coming from him… and if I had to guess it’s gonna remain that way for the foreseeable future. Unless we get a new referee out here, we can forget about having rules in this match… and with these two that both excites me and frightens me to death! Kassidy Heart looks around the ring and ringside area… planning her next move. She again heads out of the ring and pulls the apron up… bringing out a kendo stick! Simple and effective!
Stew-O: Remember, this ISN’T supposed to be no disqualification match so I don’t know if you’re gonna find many things under that ring as it’s not set up for that… but you’ll always be able to find something! Kassidy brings the kendo stick in with her to the ring… SHE APPROACHES SIENNA WITH IT AND LIFTS IT HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD… BUT SHE GETS MET WITH A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE SKULL!! SIENNA JADE WAS GETTING TO HER FEET AND KEPT THAT CHAIR CONCEALED UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! KASSIDY HEART COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS… AND NOW SIENNA JADE GRABS A HOLD OF THAT KENDO STICK, LOOKING TO DAMAGE WITH IT!!
Jake Mercer: SIENNA JADE BRINGS THE KENDO STICK DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART!! SHE DOES A SECOND TIME… A THIRD TIME… A FOURTH… FIFTH… SIXTH… SEVENTH… THAT KENDO STICK IS GONNA BE SHREDS BY THE TIME SHE’S DONE!! ANOTHER SHOT!!… NOW NINE!!… AND FINALLY A TENTH!! A TENTH KENDO STICK SHOT ACROSS THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART, LASHES AND WELTS ALREADY BEGINNING TO FORM!! Sienna tosses what’s left of the kendo stick away… and usually… I’m sure she’d like to go for a pin at this point, but there’s no referee! Sienna Jade has been able to do an incredible amount of damage to Kassidy Heart here thanks to the referee being down, but she can’t capitalize further and perhaps win the match!
Flannery McCoy: After that opening back and forth sequence where both women had the other scouted so well, this match has taken a sinister turn. Kassidy Heart has barely moved after that chair shot, even through the lashing with the kendo stick! Sienna Jade again grips the steel chair in her hand and smashes it into the canvas a few times, potentially trying to get the attention of Kassidy Heart who FINALLY begins to stir… Kassidy is up at her feet… SHE TURNS AROUND AND SIENNA JADE TAKES A HUGE SWING… BUT IT’S DUCKED!! DUCKED BY THE CHAMPION!! NOW SIENNA TURNS AROUND… AND KASSIDY HEART DROPKICKS THE CHAIR!! THE CHAIR FLIES BACK INTO THE FACE OF SIENNA JADE, DAZING HER!!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE IS STRUGGLING TO REMAIN ON HER FEET, STUMBLING BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES… AND HERE COMES KASSIDY HEART CHARGING TOWARDS HER, KASSIDY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GRABS SIENNA BY THE HEAD, PULLING HER OVER THE ROPES AND SPIKING HER HEAD DOWN ON THE TOP OF THE RING APRON!!… MY GOD, A VICIOUS BUT ADMITTEDLY INCREDIBLE TORNADO DDT!! SIENNA FLOPS ONTO THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW KASSIDY GOES TO WORK ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE, I THINK WE SHOULD WATCH OUT GUYS!!
Jake Mercer: Removing our cover and now doing away with our monitors, but now… going back into the ring? What could she possibly have in mind here?! She grabs both of the steel chairs and heads back outside of the ring, now throwing them on top of the announce table… she now grabs Sienna, pulling her up to her feet… BUT SIENNA SENDS A FEW ELBOWS INTO THE STOMACH OF KASSIDY, AND CONSIDERING WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO SIENNA, I FIND IT INCREDIBLE THAT SIENNA IS ABLE TO MOVE AT ALL, LET ALONE FIGHT BACK!!… SHE RAISES HER BOOT AND KICKS IT RIGHT INTO THE THIGH OF KASSIDY HEART, MOMENTARILY TAKING HER OFF HER FEET… AND NOW WITH SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO SIENNA COMES CHARGING… BUT KASSIDY CATCHES HER AND DELIVERS A FLAPJACK RIGHT ACROSS THE TABLE!!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA BOUNCES, CHEST FIRST OFF THE TABLE, OFF THOSE CHAIRS AND NOW LIES MOTIONLESS ON TOP OF IT… AND JAKE TO YOUR CREDIT, IN MY OPINION THAT WAS JUST COMPETITIVE INSTINCT ON SIENNA JADE’S PART… I DON’T THINK SHE WAS ALL THERE!! AND NOW LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART, THE LOOK IN HER EYE… SHE HAS SIENNA JADE ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND SHE’S LOOKING UP AT THE TOP ROPE!! SHE SMIRKS AND HEADS INTO THE RING… THE CROWD BEGINNING TO MURMUR AS THEY SENSE WHAT MIGHT BE ABOUT TO HAPPEN… KASSIDY BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE, SIENNA JADE STILL MOTIONLESS ON TOP OF THE TABLE… KASSIDY HAS REACHED THE TOP… SHE LOOKS DOWN!!
Stew-O: NOW TURNING HER BACK TO SIENNA… OH MY GOD, SHE LEAPS OFF!! WATCH OUT!! LINCOLN FINANCIAL FIELD ERUPTING INTO THOUSANDS OF FLASHES AS KASSIDY… CONNECTS WITH THE MOONSAULT!! THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS ON TOP OF SIENNA JADE, ON TOP OF THE CHAIRS… ON TOP OF OUR TABLE WHICH HAS COLLAPSED!! A HOME RUN, PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT DELIVERED TO SIENNA JADE… AND NOW LOOK IN THE RING!! THE REFEREE IS BEGINNING TO STIR!! KASSIDY GETS TO HER FEET, CLUTCHING HER MID-SECTION, I’M SURE IN LOADS OF PAIN BUT SHE SEES AN OPPORTUNITY WHERE SHE COULD POTENTIALLY GET THE VICTORY RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! KASSIDY DRAGS SIENNA JADE UP WITH HER… SHE ROLLS HER INTO THE RING… NOW PULLING THE REFEREE UP THE REST OF THE WAY TO HIS FEET BEFORE SLIDING INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND SIENNA JADE KICKS OUT AT TWO!!
Jake Mercer: AND A POWERFUL KICK OUT AT THAT!! SHE WANTS KASSIDY HEART TO KNOW IT’S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO PUT HER DOWN!!
Flannery McCoy: I can’t speak for you two but I am STUNNED that Sienna Jade was able to kick out of that! That was a moonsault delivered from the top rope, through a pair of chairs AND our announce table, and by the look on Kassidy’s face right now… it almost looks as if she expected the kick out! She almost has a smirk on her face as she gets Sienna back to her feet!
Stew-O: She props Sienna up on the top rope… looking to go big again!! BUT SIENNA STARTING TO SHOW SOME SIGNS OF LIFE AS SHE PUSHES KASSIDY AWAY!! KASSIDY COMES RIGHT BACK, BUT THIS TIME A BOOT FROM SIENNA… SIENNA FIGHTING, KASSIDY TRIES TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE BUT AGAIN GETS PUSHED OFF… AND THIS TIME IT WAS A FORCEFUL PUSH THAT TOOK KASSIDY OFF HER FEET… SIENNA NOW LOOKING TO SET HERSELF ON THAT TOP ROPE, SHE DOES AND LEAPS OFF… CROSSBODY ONTO KASSIDY HEART!! SIENNA JADE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OFF OF HER, BACK UP TO HER FEET, AS IS KASSIDY… SIENNA COMES CHARGING AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! A SUDDEN BURST OF OFFENSE AND ENERGY FROM THE CHALLENGER!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY BACK TO HER FEET OFF THE CLOTHESLINE… ONLY TO GET TAKEN DOWN WITH A SECOND!! AGAIN KASSIDY UP TO HER FEET… THIS TIME SHE SWINGS AT SIENNA BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER IT… A DROPKICK!! A DROPKICK THAT SENDS KASSIDY STUMBLING BACK INTO THE CORNER!! SIENNA POPS TO HER FEET OFF THE DROPKICK AND COMES CHARGING… AND A KNEE, A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART… KASSIDY TAKES A FEW STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER BEFORE COLLAPSING ONTO HER KNEES… AND NOW AGAIN SIENNA JADE OFF THE ROPES… AND SHE FALLS INTO HER, DELIVERING THE WITCHES HAMMER!! IT CONNECTS!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy gets the shoulder up, BUT WHAT A MOMENTUM TURN THIS HAS BEEN!! In only a matter of a minute or two, Sienna Jade has COMPLETELY turned this match around, but that burst definitely did take a lot out of her as she rolls off of Kassidy to take a breather. Kassidy rolls over onto her stomach, and oh check it out! Blood beginning to drip down from her nose, that knee and elbow combination definitely did some damage, it may even be broken! From the corner of her eye Sienna can see Kassidy stirring and she wants to stay on the offensive!
Stew-O: Sienna stalking Kassidy from behind… crawling towards her as Kassidy gets her hands on the ropes, using them to get to her feet… BUT SIENNA WITH A BACK RAKE!! BACK RAKE TO KASSIDY HEART WHO SHRIEKS IN PAIN, NOW GRABBING HER… TRYING TO TAKE HER DOWN AND LOOKING TO LOCK IN TEMPTRESS!! SIENNA JADE LOOKING TO LOCK IN HER TRADEMARK SUBMISSION, BUT KASSIDY MOVES AND TWISTS, ABLE TO GET HER FEET ON THE ROPES, THE REFEREE TELLS SIENNA TO RELEASE, BUT SHE REFUSES… NOW THE REFEREE DEMANDING AND FINALLY SIENNA GIVES UP, RELEASING KASSIDY… AND QUICKLY FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A BOOT ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF THE BACK!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna grabs Kassidy by the hair, pulling her up… SHE THROWS A RIGHT HAND, CONNECTING WITH KASSIDY’S JAW!! KASSIDY NEARLY GOES DOWN BUT SHE CATCHES HERSELF AND DELIVERS ONE OF HER OWN TO SIENNA!! SIENNA WITH ANOTHER ONE, FOLLOWED BY A SECOND FROM KASSIDY HEART!! SIENNA!! KASSIDY!! SIENNA!! KASSIDY!! BACK AND FORTH THEY GO!! KASSIDY PUTS A LITTLE EXTRA ON ONE, IT TAKES SIENNA DOWN TO A KNEE… AND NOW KASSIDY, TAKING SIENNA’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER… LOOKING TO LOCK IN A SUBMISSION OF HER OWN… THE XOXO KASS!! BUT SIENNA IMMEDIATELY KICKS HER OFF!! KASSIDY GOES FLYING BACK INTO THE ROPES… GETTING TANGLED UP IN THEM!! AND AS SIENNA GETS BACK TO HER FEET, SHE HAS KASSIDY RIPE FOR THE PICKING!!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA POUNCES… ATTACKING THE PRONE KASSIDY HEART, FIRING AWAY WITH ELBOWS, KNEES, RIGHTS AND LEFTS… KASSIDY CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO DEFEND HERSELF, SHE HAS TO TAKE THESE!! SIENNA KICKING KASSIDY IN THE BACK, KNEEING HER IN HER RIBS, POUNDING AWAY AT HER CHEST AND NECK WITH ELBOWS, PUNCHES AND FOREARMS TO THE HEAD… A BRUTAL ASSAULT FROM SIENNA JADE!! SIENNA NOW JUST USING HER ELBOWS, ELBOWS DRIVEN INTO JUST ABOUT EVERY INCH OF KASSIDY’S EXPOSED BODY… KASSIDY FALLS OUT OF THE ROPES AND ONTO THE FLOOR, BUT CONTINUES, SHE LETS OUT A SCREAM AS SHE FINALLY… FINALLY LETS UP!! SHE’S PACING AROUND THE RING… FIRED UP… WAITING FOR KASSIDY TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY AGAIN, SHE NEEDS THE ASSISTANCE OF THE ROPES TO PULL HER TO HER FEET, SIENNA COMES CHARGING… BUT KASSIDY PULLS THE ROPES DOWN AND SIENNA GOES FLYING OVER THEM, LANDING HARD ON THE OUTSIDE, CRASHING AND BURNING!! ON THE OUTSIDE SIENNA MAKING IT TO HER FEET, BUT KASSIDY SEES AN OPENING, SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES TO GET SOME SPEED, AND NOW DIVING THROUGH THEM FOR A SUICIDE DIV– OH NO!! SIENNA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, SIENNA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND KASSIDY HEART WENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! Oh no…
Flannery McCoy: The referee IMMEDIATELY out of the ring to check on Kassidy Heart and you can even see the concern on the face of Sienna Jade. Kassidy Heart ran full speed, dove through the ropes and went head first into the barricade and–
(A slow motion replay of the dive is shown on the screen. The top of Kassidy Heart’s head connects directly with the barricade. A shockwave runs all the way down through her neck and into her shoulder blades. The crowd let out an audible gasp)
Flannery McCoy: She had NO time to tuck her head or do ANYTHING to protect herself. That’s the worst impact she could practically have, and now you see more officials down now to check on her. This isn’t good guys, not good at all.
Jake Mercer: UMMMMMM… HELLO?! EARTH TO SIENNA, DO YOU REMEMBER THE PAST TWO PAIN FOR PRIDES?! DO YOU REMEMBER HOW HEARTBREAKING THOSE WERE FOR YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET HER IN THAT RING AND PIN HER!!
Flannery: Honestly, Jake fuc–
Jake Mercer: NO! I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY, I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT, THIS IS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! THEY WERE JUST WALLOPING EACH OTHER WITH STEEL CHAIRS!!
Stew-O: Perhaps a crisis of conscience here for Sienna Jade! She’s clearly conflicted, unsure of what to do… I don’t care what YOU have to say Mercer… with everything these two have been together, you can’t just expect Sienna to forget all that, to stop feeling all that. All the time, the memories, the– SIENNA JADE PUSHES THE OFFICIALS AWAY!! IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S MADE HER DECISION!!
Jake Mercer: YES!!
Stew-O: SHE GETS KASSIDY HEART UP AND ROLLS HER INTO THE RING, AND NOW INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! NO!! SOMEHOW KASSIDY HEART IS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR WAITING!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART MANAGES TO KICK OUT BUT DON’T TAKE THAT AS A SIGN THAT SHE’S OKAY FOLKS, THAT WAS A VERY WEAK, VERY MEAGER KICK OUT… AND NOW THE OFFICIALS RUSH INTO THE RING TO CHECK ON HER!!
Stew-O: With the exception of the kick out, Kassidy Heart hasn’t moved a muscle. I’m getting word from backstage that we will not be showing the reply again. And guys, I don’t know. Best case scenario, a concussion? And even then shouldn’t the officials consider sto–
Jake Mercer: The officials shouldn’t consider anything. Imagine stopping any Pain For Pride match, let alone this one because one of the competitors MIGHT… keyword MIGHT have a concussion… even if she does, she’ll be fine, maybe a little headache tomorrow but it’ll be worth it if she’s still the champion.
Stew-O: This time Sienna sits back and lets the officials do what they have to do. It should be noted that, at least at this moment, Kassidy Heart’s eyes are open, she is conscious and she’s starting to move her extremities. Now in a seated position, the rest of the officials appear to be leaving the ring, leaving only the referee. He has a hold of Kassidy’s arm asking her if she wants to continue. But she doesn’t respond. He asks her a second time and this time, while there’s no audible response, Kassidy nods her head. The referee nods back… and motions to Sienna to let her get back to her feet… Kassidy takes a few deep breaths before pulling herself up!
Jake Mercer: Sienna moves towards her, but Kassidy meets her with a kick, admittedly not a powerful one to the mid-section, it’s enough to buy her some time… SIENNA NOW COMES WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT IT’S DUCKED UNDER BY KASSIDY HEART… BACK SUPLEX!! BACK SUPLEX BY KASSIDY HEART… BUT SHE’S NOT GETTING UP!!
Flannery McCoy: There’s so much we haven’t talked about with this injury, the potential neck, spine damage… and look, a simple back suplex from Kassidy and SHE’S the one who’s down. Landing on her back and she can’t capitalize on it! Sienna is up to her feet before Kassidy is… AND SIENNA DELIVERS A SECOND WITCHES HAMMER!! THERE IS A LOOK OF REMORSE ON HER FACE, BUT I GUESS TO YOUR CREDIT JAKE, SHE DOES REMEMBER HOW THE LAST TWO PAIN FOR PRIDE’S HAVE GONE, AND SHE’S NOT LOOKING TO GET HER HEARTBROKEN FOR A THIRD TIME… OFF THE ELBOW NOW INTO A CAMEL CLUTCH!!
Stew-O: CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED ON KASSIDY HEART, AND WHILE THIS MOVE IS DESIGNED TO PUT PRESSURE ON THE LOWER SPINE, WITH HOW SIENNA IS WRENCHING ON THE HEAD AND NECK, IF THERE IS DAMAGE THERE ON KASSIDY HEART THIS HAS TO BE KILLING HER RIGHT NOW!! SIENNA JADE CONTINUES TO APPLY MORE PRESSURE… BUT LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART!! INSTEAD OF RESISTING THE PRESSURE SHE GOES WITH IT, PUSHING HERSELF BACK AND NOW SHE’S ON TOP OF SIENNA, WHOSE SHOULDERS ARE PINNED INTO THE MAT!!
ONEEE!!… SIENNA QUICKLY ESCAPES IT… AND NOW TRAPS THE ARM OF KASSIDY HEART, LOOKING TO LOCK IN TEMPTRESS AGAIN… BUT KASSIDY HEART FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH IS ABLE TO ESCAPE IT!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is to her feet, and to her credit, reversing that Camel Clutch into a pin was brilliant, perhaps a sign that she’s starting to get her wits about her again… Sienna is up as well, Kassidy meets her, grabs her by the arm and whips her into the ropes! Sienna comes rebounding back… KASSIDY ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE BUT IT’S DUCKED BY SIENNA… PERHAPS I GAVE KASSIDY TOO MUCH CREDIT, SHE APPEARS SLUGGISH, SHE TURNS AROUND, AND INTO A KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM SIENNA… SIENNA WITH ANOTHER ONE… AND NOW THIS TIME SHE SENDS KASSIDY INTO THE ROPES!!…
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY REBOUNDS BACK, GETS MET WITH A KICK TO THE MID-SECTION, SIENNA PUTS HER INTO A POWERBOMB CLUTCH… AND NOW LIFTING HER UP… LOOKING FOR THE CLAPBACK… BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF SIENNA’S GRIP!! ANOTHER ONE OF SIENNA’S TRADEMARKS THAT KASSIDY HEART HAS BEEN ABLE TO AVOID!!… AND NOW FROM BEHIND SHE CONNECTS WITH A NECKBREAKER!! BUT AGAIN, KASSIDY LANDS ON HER BACK AND SHE’S UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE!! Kassidy again finds her on her back, grabbing her own neck. Meanwhile Sienna Jade has already made it halfway to her feet!
Stew-O: And just think, even before that suicide dive, Kassidy Heart had taken Shining Wizards, elbows, we were talking about a potential broken nose… she has taken SO much damage to the head and neck area… it has really taken a toll on her, but if she wants to turn around her fortunes in this match, she has to do something quick! She rolls over onto her stomach and pushes herself to her feet… SIENNA SWINGS FOR HER BUT KASSIDY GOES LOW, A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE TAKING SIENNA DOWN… AND NOW GRABBING THE LEG, LOOKING TO LOCK IN XOXO KASS… AND SHE HAS IT!! SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN!!
Jake Mercer: ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS STEW?! YOU SAY SHE HAS TO TURN THIS MATCH AROUND, AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE MAY HAVE!! SHE HAS XOXO KASS LOCKED IN, THAT LEG LOCK APPLIED ON SIENNA JADE WHO FINDS HERSELF A GOOD EIGHT FEET AWAY FROM THE ROPES, SIENNA JADE EXTENDS HER ARM OUT BUT THERE’S NO CHANCE SHE’S GONNA BE ABLE TO REACH THOSE ROPES… KASSIDY APPLIES MORE PRESSURE ON THE LEGS, CAUSING SIENNA TO SCREAM OUT IN PAIN!! SIENNA BREATHING HEAVILY, SHE TRIES TO TURN AROUND THE PRESSURE ON KASSIDY, BUT KASSIDY HOLDS FIRM, NOT ALLOWING SIENNA TO TURN OVER, SIENNA SHIFTS, REACHING OUT AS FAR AS SHE CAN, STRETCHING OUT HER ENTIRE BODY TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO THE ROPES BUT SHE’S STILL ABOUT SIX FEET AWAY…
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY SEEMINGLY STILL HAS HER FULL LOWER BODY STRENGTH, WHICH TELLS ME THAT WHATEVER’S WRONG WITH HER, IT DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER SPINE!! SHE CONTINUES TO RAMP UP THE PRESSURE ON SIENNA’S LEGS… SIENNA FORCES HER HANDS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS AND NOW PUSHES OFF, LOOKING TO GET CLOSER TO THE ROPES, SHE DOES IT AGAIN, LUNGING HER BODY AND TAKING KASSIDY WITH HER… BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT MAY HAVE WORKED!! SIENNA EXTENDS OUT HER HAND ONE MORE TIME AND SHE’S ABLE TO GRAB THE ROPES!! THE REFEREE INFORMS KASSIDY TO BREAK THE HOLD AND KASSIDY OBLIGES!!
Stew-O: Kassidy is back to her feet… she grabs the feet of Sienna and yanks her away from the ropes and back into the center of the ring… SHE HAS A HOLD OF HER LEG… AND THIS TIME SHE SPINS AROUND BEFORE DROPPING DOWN INTO THE LOCK!! LET’S GO AGAIN!! XOXO KASS PART II!! AND AGAIN SIENNA LETS OUT A SCREAM, MY GOD LOOK AT THE TORQUE ON THAT LEG!! SHE’S GONNA BREAK IT!! SIENNA REACHING BACK HOWEVER, POUNDING HER FIST ACROSS KASSIDY’S THIGH, TRYING TO GET HER TO BREAK THE HOLD!! SIENNA PERHAPS TRYING TO CAUSE A DEAD LEG HERE… REPEATED BLOWS TO THE THIGH OF KASSIDY, WHO MEANWHILE KEEPS RAISING THE PRESSURE!! SIENNA WITH A FEW MORE HARD SHOTS INTO THE THIGH, AND SHE’S ABLE TO SLIP OUT!! SHE SLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD AND KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY GOES TO HER LEG, TRYING TO SHAKE SOME LIFE BACK INTO IT!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy hobbles back to her feet, still moving her leg around… Sienna does the same, but there’s an obvious limp in her step. A target for Kassidy. AND SHE IS GOING TO LOOK TO TARGET IT… LOOKING FOR A DRAGON SCREW… BUT SIENNA BRINGS HER FREE KNEE UP AND CLOCKS KASSIDY RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! THAT TRICKLE OF BLOOD NOW POURING OUT!! KASSIDY IS DOWN ON A KNEE… DAZED AS SIENNA TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… KASSIDY HEART IS BACK TO HER FEET AND SIENNA COMES CHARGING… AND RUNS INTO A SPEAR!! SPEAR BY KASSIDY HEART!! QUICKLY INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO SIENNA KICKS OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY NOW SETS HERSELF UP IN THE CORNER, SHE’S LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ONE IT LOOKS LIKE!! SIENNA IS PULLING HERSELF UP, HAND ON HER MID-SECTION AS KASSIDY RUSHES TOWARDS HER AGAIN… SPEAR!! NO!! SIENNA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, KASSIDY NEARLY GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER BUT AVOIDED IT… SIENNA NOW AGAIN TRYING TO APPLY THE TEMPTRESS, BUT IT’S IMMEDIATELY THWARTED!! SIENNA QUICKLY SWITCHES HER PLAN, ROLLING UP KASSIDY FROM BEHIND!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! KASSIDY PUSHES HER OFF!! SIENNA GOES THROUGH THE ROPES BUT CATCHES HERSELF ON THE APRON!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY IS BACK TO HER FEET, BUT NOW ON THE APRON SIENNA HOPS UP ONTO THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THEM!! RAW SIENN– NO!! HER LEGS GAVE OUT!! HER LEGS GAVE OUT AND SHE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT!! KASSIDY PULLS HER TO HER FEET… SPINS HER AROUND AND DELIVERS A CLUBBING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! NOW WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND HER WAIST… LIFTING HER UP BACKWARDS AND DELIVERING CHANEL NO 5!! SHE BRIDGES INTO A PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! IT’S NOT ENOUGH, SIENNA KICKS OUT!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy off the pin sits up and scoots back, away from Sienna. She wipes a bit of the blood away from her face… she pulls herself up to her feet as Sienna begins to stir… SHE AIDS HER THE REST OF THE WAY TO HER FEET… ONLY TO DELIVER HELLOFRESH!! SIENNA JADE LIKE A ROCKET GOING SPINE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND LIKE A ROCKET COMING OUT OF IT AS SHE ISN’T TAKEN OFF HER FEET… INSTEAD KASSIDY RUNS OFF THE ROPES… AND DELIVERS ANOTHER SPEAR!! IT CONNECTS!! THIS ONE WITH MUCH MORE VERACITY!! SHE AGAIN GOES INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO, AGAIN A KICK OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: Now the frustration begins to build for Kassidy Heart! You have to imagine that the longer this goes on, the worse it is for her! Look we may not have spoken about it recently but there CLEARLY is something wrong with her. She hasn’t looked to be all there since the suicide dive, and these bursts of strength are definitely taking a lot out of her! Sienna is crawling towards the corner and it looks like this time Kassidy Heart is gonna allow her to make it to her feet! Sienna turns around… BUT KASSIDY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF SIENNA JADE, LOOKING FOR THE NORVINA LIGHTS…. BUT SIENNA REVERSES IT!!
Stew-O: SIENNA PULLS KASSIDY BACK UP AND TOSSES KASSIDY INTO THE ROPES, SIENNA COMES BOUNCING OFF THEM… RIGHT INTO THE RDG!! RDG CONNECTS!! SIENNA HAS THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! NO!! KASSIDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP, ARE YOU KIDDING?!
Stew-O: THAT WAS THE BEST SHOT SIENNA JADE HAS THROWN ALL MATCH AND KASSIDY HEART STILL MANAGED TO FIND A WAY TO KICK OUT OF IT!! SIENNA ROLLS ONTO HER STOMACH, EYES WIDE… AND YOU KNOW SIENNA JADE HAS TO BE ASKING HERSELF WHAT IT’LL TAKE!!
Jake Mercer: YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S GONNA TAKE STEW!! IT’S THE SUBMISSION SHE’S BEEN TRYING TO LOCK IN ALL MATCH, TEMPTRESS!! SIENNA JADE NEEDS TO LOCK IT IN IF SHE’S GONNA DEFEAT KASSIDY HEART TONIGHT, BUT KASSIDY BEING THE SUBMISSION SPECIALIST THAT SHE IS, IT’S INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT FOR SIENNA TO APPLY IT THE PROPER WAY!! Kassidy is still down, Sienna glances up at the turnbuckle… perhaps thinking that’s where she needs to go next!
Flannery McCoy: I’M NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN SIENNA TRIED THAT SPRINGBOARD EARLIER?! SHE COULDN’T GET ANY AIR AND HER LEGS GAVE OUT, AND THAT WAS WITH USING THE ROPES AS AN ASSIST!! SHE HEADS OUT ONTO THE APRON AND BEGINS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE… SHE SETS HERSELF… AND SHE LEAPS OFF… THIS TIME GETTING AIR… STARSTRUCK!! NO!! KNEES UP!! KASSIDY GOT HER KNEES UP!! DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF SIENNA JADE… SIENNA WRITHES AROUND THE MAT IN PAIN AS KASSIDY SITS UP… GRABS HER… ARMS TRAPPING THEM BETWEEN HER LEGS… THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES!!… IT’S LOCKED IN!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!
Stew-O: AND IT’S ONLY FITTING, YEEZY’S MADE BY THE LOUIS VUITTON DON, HER TOP MADE BY VIRGIL ABLOH… AND NOW THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES MAY JUST PROPEL KASSIDY HEART TO A VICTORY HERE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! SHE OPENS HER MOUTH UP WIDE… SINKING HER TEETH INTO THE SHOULDER OF SIENNA JADE… SIENNA YELPS, SHE’S STRUGGLING… WHAT DOES SHE DO HERE?! SHE HAS NO MOBILITY OF HER ARMS… I DON’T THINK SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, SHE’S GOING TO TAP OUT HERE AND NOW!! KASSIDY RELEASES THE BITE MOMENTARILY, SCREAMING AT SIENNA TO TAP, SCREAMING AT HER TO GIVE UP!! BUT SIENNA WON’T!! SHE’S STILL FIGHTING!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY REAPPLIES THE BITE… SIENNA… SHE KEEPS SCREAMING NO, SHAKING HER HEAD, SHE ISN’T GOING TO LOSE AGAIN, NOT ANOTHER TITLE MATCH, NOT ANOTHER PAIN FOR PRIDE… BUT SHE’S GOING UP AGAINST SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER LOST AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE TO WATCH, WHO WANTS IT MORE?! OH… BUT SUDDENLY SHE GETS AN IDEA… KNEES!! SHE STARTS SENDING KNEES INTO THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S SKULL… KASSIDY TAKES ONE, TWO, THREE KNEES TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BUT STILL DOESN’T RELEASE THE HOLD, IT’S ALMOST AS IF SHE’S IN A TRANCE THAT CAN’T BE BROKEN!! A FOURTH KNEE FROM SIENNA JADE, SIENNA FRANTIC NOW, SCREAMING “COME ON!!”… SHE DELIVERS A FOURTH AND A FIFTH KNEE!!
Flannery McCoy: AND AFTER THE FIFTH KASSIDY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE THE HOLD, SIENNA JADE IS FREE AND SHE IMMEDIATELY TRIES TO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM KASSIDY AS SHE CAN!! Kassidy rises to her feet, hunched over, a bloody mess but on the prowl… I’m not sure how many will get this reference but she looks like Laura Palmer from THAT scene. Something out of a horror movie! But Sienna isn’t scared! She walks up to her, standing toe to toe… BUT KASSIDY DELIVERS A HEADBUTT… IS SHE CRAZY?! WITH EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED TO HER TONIGHT! THE HEADBUTT TAKES SIENNA OFF HER FEET, SHE’S TRYING TO GET BACK UP… BUT KASSIDY RUNS TOWARDS HER… PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!… NO!! SIENNA MANAGES TO AVOID IT!! SIENNA AVOIDS WHAT SURELY WOULD’VE BEEN THE MOVE TO PUT HER DOWN FOR GOOD!!…
Stew-O: KASSIDY’S LEG BUCKLES AS SHE CONNECTS WITH NOTHING BUT CANVAS AND IS MOMENTARILY TAKEN OFF HER FEET!! SHE’S QUICKLY BACK UP, BUT LOOK, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING… SIENNA IS OUT ON THE APRON!!… SHE LEAPS UP ONTO THE ROPES AS KASSIDY HEART TURNS AROUND!!…. RAW SIENNA!! RAW SIENNA!! IT CONNECTS!! SIENNA JADE INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRR– NO!! KASSIDY HEART KICKS OUT!! KASSIDY HEART KICKS OUT!!… BUT SIENNA JADE IMMEDIATELY INTO THE TEMPTRESS!! SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN!!
Jake Mercer: THE MOVE THAT SHE’S BEEN TRYING TO LOCK IN ALL MATCH, SHE FINALLY HAS IT LOCKED IN!! KASSIDY HEART TRIES TO AGAIN SQUIRM HER WAY OUT OF IT, BUT SIENNA ISN’T GOING TO LET HER, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY SIENNA IS GOING TO LET KASSIDY GET OUT OF THIS!! SIENNA TORQUES THE ARMS, THE HEAD, APPLYING ALL THE PRESSURE SHE POSSIBLY CAN… BUT STILL KASSIDY HEART REFUSES TO LOSE, SHE REFUSES TO ADMIT, DEFIANT AS SHE AND SIENNA LOCK EYES!! SIENNA SCREAMING AT HER TO TAP, TELLING HER TO JUST GIVE UP!! BUT KASSIDY WON’T!! SHE’LL PASS OUT BEFORE SHE TAPS OUT!! THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION, ASKING KASSIDY IF SHE WANTS TO GIVE UP BUT SHE GIVES HIM THE SAME ANSWER!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE’S NOT STRUGGLING AS HARD ANYMORE! SIENNA JADE IS CUTTING OFF THE BLOOD FLOW TO KASSIDY’S HEAD AND KASSIDY HEART AS A RESULT IS BEGINNING TO FADE!! HER FACE IS TURNING RED, A BRIGHT RED AND SHE’S NO LONGER MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION!! KASSIDY HEART IF SHE PASSES OUT, THAT’S IT, SIENNA JADE IS THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… SIENNA IS REACHING INTO RESERVES I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD HERE… AND NOW THE REFEREE… IS IN POSITION… KASSIDY IS FADING, SHE’S FADING… AND HER BODY GOES LIMP!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE BE– NO!! LIFE!! LIFE IN THE BODY OF KASSIDY HEART, SHE’S FLAILING HER ARMS, TRYING TO ESCAPE… BUT SIENNA JADE RELEASES THE HOLD?! SIENNA JADE RELEASES KASSIDY HEART, SIENNA IS IN HYSTERICS, NEARLY IN TEARS… AND SHE STOMPS ON THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART!! KASSIDY WOULDN’T TAP, AND WHO KNOWS IF SHE PASSED OUT OR NOT, BUT SHE CAME TO BEFORE THE REFEREE CALLED FOR THE BELL! MAYBE AS DEFIANT AS I’VE EVER SEEN SOMEBODY… BUT AS SIENNA JADE DELIVERS A SECOND STOMP TO THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART’S HEAD… SHE NEEDS TO END THIS, SHE HAS TO END THIS MATCH!! SHE GRABS A FISTFUL OF KASSIDY HEART’S HAIR… PULLING HER UP TO HER FEET, NOW HOOKING HER… RDG!! AGAIN!! IT CONNECTS!! PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Unfuckwithable” blares through the speakers as Sienna Jade releases the bridge. She rolls onto her stomach and pushes herself up into a kneeling position. The referee hands her the National Elite Championship and she hugs it tightly)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AND THE NEWWWWWW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIIIOONNNNN… SIEEENNNNNAAAAAA JADEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: WOW WHAT A MATCH!! WHAT A STORY!! KASSIDY HEART TAKES HER FIRST LOSS AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AND SIENNA JADE HAS FINALLY, FINALLY EXORCISED HER DEMONS AT THIS EVENT AND CLAIMS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!
Flannery McCoy: An incredible effort tonight by both women, we just witnessed an absolute CLINIC! Congratulations to Sienna Jade!
(Sienna kneels next to Kassidy Heart. Sienna begins to burst into tears as she looks over at her best friend. She strokes her hair and takes a few deep breaths before getting to her feet. Still in tears she begins celebrating with the championship)
Stew-O: All of the emotions pouring out for Sienna Jade, this has been a long time coming for her. Pain for Pride Festival in 2018 Sienna Jade walked out of this event defeated in heartbreaking fashion. Pain for Pride 12 in 2019 it was more of the same. FINALLY for the first time in her Pain for Pride career she can say she has walked out of the event with a singles win! From the look in her face, these last few years seemed to have been all worth it.
(Kassidy Heart begins to stir, she’s almost to her feet when she locks eyes with Sienna. Sienna again breaks down, Kassidy Heart makes it to her feet and the two embrace in the middle of the ring as the crowd erupts into cheers)
Stew-O: What a great moment this is! Regardless of what you think of them, two am–
Jake Mercer: BLEH… I’m gonna be SICK!
(The two release the hug. Kassidy takes Sienna’s arm and raises it into the air)
Flannery McCoy: An awesome display of sportsmanship from Kassidy Heart here, there’s nothing worse than a sore loser and I’m so glad there appears to be no hard feelings between the two.
(Kassidy Heart looks to leave the ring as Sienna continues her celebration, but as she’s getting out of the ring, she collapses. A dozen officials rush over to her, Sienna Jade looks on concerned from in the ring. Kassidy tries to make it back up but her legs keep giving out from underneath her. Eventually she gives up and allows the officials to help her to the back. She’s met with an ovation from the crowd. The camera fades as Sienna continues to look down at her newly won championship)
(On a grassy field, a camera sits looking up at the clouds moving across the sky with the words ‘Pain For Pride’ behind them)
Narrator: How often does one dream of the moment? Their perfect moment? Of victory and of conquest? When the world in the palm of your hand? It sounds like heaven, doesn’t it?
(The camera fades to another shot of clouds in the sky, this time well above the ground. Once more the ‘Pain For Pride’ text far in the distance, with strong rays of light streaming from behind it. Clips of previous Pain For Pride events and the current EAW roster flash briefly among the clouds)
Narrator: And every year we arrive, the greatest show of all, the opportunity to make it all a reality. Against all else, we strive to move heaven and earth.
(The ‘God’ rays behind the Pain For Pride text become more intense)
Narrator: If I told you there was a time…if there was a place…would you be there?
(The montage of various clips over the last 13 years of Pain For Pride continue to play before being drowned out by the rays of light; the bright screen cuts to black in an instant)
Narrator: A city of dreams. A city of angels.
(The camera fades back to slowly pulling back on a shot of the city with “Los Angeles, California” stretching from one side of the screen to the other with the vibrant sounds of the city playing. The camera then cuts to a shot of SoFi Stadium, brief moments of people still working on its construction cut to the view from various seats before cutting to the field. Looking up, moments of victory and despair of the first two days of Pain For Pride 13 play on ‘The Oculus’ LED ring)
Narrator: And it’s here, inside this new Heaven, where dreams will be realised, achievements seized and moments that will last forever.
(Suddenly the camera races from the floor of the stadium, briefly slowing for another shot of Los Angeles before racing into the skies. A pair of angel wings spin before stretching out to reveal the new Pain For Pride 14 logo)
Narrator: Welcome to…
(SCREEN: 25th – 27th June, 2021. LIVE! From SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles, California!)
(The scene fades to black.)
( RECAP: The story of Mr. DEDEDE and Jamie O’Hara begins, truly, at the EAW 2018 Draft Show; where Jamie O’Hara was put on the shelf courtesy of an Equalizer after attempting to save his wife, Cameron Ella Ava, from a three-on-one beat down courtesy of The 1%. The extension of their saga plays itself out through the war DDD waged on Cameron Ella Ava throughout the latter half of 2018 is shown. )
( Cameron’s refusal to join The 1% would be a grudge not lived down without violence, showing DDD and Cam’s various matches on Dynasty, as well as Voltage’s Wicked Games, Dynasty’s Operation: Doomsday against Cameron and her sister Ms. Extreme. We also recap heinous moments carried out by DDD such as the infamous ‘Red Wedding’ assault on Cameron Ella Ava’s mother, Carmen Ava. And DDD promising Cameron “Death, Destruction & Rape. )
( Cameron eventually would be seen defeating DEDEDE at Road to Redemption 12, but not without the psychological consequences. Jamie O’Hara is seen making his return at that very same Road To Redemption, assaulting Theron Nikolas following the Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber. However backstage at that same event, she is overcome by emotions, and manages to get away from others far enough to break down and cry. Jamie approaches her, allowing her to weep into her arms, however Cam shoves him away and locks herself into a room to try and process her trauma. )
( Jamie O’Hara, still having much to prove to himself and his family, would be seen rising through the ranks in his battle with Theron and The 1% – and eventually winning the Grand Rampage. Recap airs of Mr. DEDEDE and Jamie O’Hara engaging in an electrifying staredown on the Dynasty after Gateway To Glory, just as the Answers World Championship Fatal 4 Way match was confirmed for Pain for Pride 12. A key phrase from DDD, to Jamie, is when DDD would tell O’Hara “The reason why I’ve never competed against you is because I do not respect you.” These words can be seen resonating with Jamie through the look on his face.)
( Highlights are aired of the Pain for Pride 12 headlining match featuring Theron Nikolas, Darkane, Jamie O’Hara and Mr. DEDEDE all vying for the Answers World Championship. The Match Of The Year award winning contest particularly highlights DDD and Jamie’s extraordinary performances. O’Hara is seen kneeing Theron into submission, appearing merely inches away from capturing yet another World Title, when his dreams would be dashed by a spear from out of nowhere by DDD. DDD pins Theron, holds up the Answers World Title, while Jamie sits outside of the ring at the bottom of the ramp with a look of dejection. )
( We get snapshots of all of DDD’s Season 13 Answers World Title retentions and major Showdown victories, and see Jamie O’Hara coming up short at Territorial Invasion in War Games, Reasonable Doubt against Illionaires, Road to Redemption against Cameron, the 2020 King of Elite Finals. Inversely, Jamie O’Hara coming up with clutch victories at certain points is also shown including his victory over Tyler Parker at Battle of Egypt, a Showdown Triple Threat match against Raven Roberts and TLA, his victory against Candace Blair at Under Siege.)
(Three focal nights for this build include: Mr. DEDEDE murdering Cameron Ella Ava with the Flaming Equalizer (guitar stuffed with nails, thumbtacks, shards of glass) and forcing Jamie O’Hara to be the one to announce the end of her career. As Jamie swears vengeance, and contends with Cameron’s family who blame him for not being able to protect her, Jamie O’Hara earns his chance at redemption in the No Way Out Match and wins his ticket into Pain for Pride at the very final opportunity. The final focal night depicts Mr. DEDEDE tearing his MCL against Andrea Valentine at Fighting Spirit. The speculation as to if DDD would even make it PFP XIII would be quelled during DDD and Jamie’s face to face three weeks ago on Showdown, where DDD confirms that he will be making it to Pain for Pride at 150%.)
(Jamie O’Hara is seen ‘raising the stakes’, willing to put his entire career on the line if he cannot leave Pain for Pride with the Answers World Championship. But Jamie’s final words to DDD are what make the most lasting impression, as the video package ends with Jamie O’Hara promising Mr. DEDEDE “what you don’t know, WILL KILL YOU.” )
( End recap. )
( Return to Lincoln Financial Field, where the attendees are waiting with bated breath for something that has been speculated for years finally coming true. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gina Romano: The following is ‘THE WAR TO END ALL WARS’, scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS A “CAREER VS TITLE” MATCH, FOR THE EEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWW ANSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERS HEAVYYYYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
….
( “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg hits )
( The stage emits a blinding golden hue along with dancing streaks of blood accompanying the bass of the powerful theme music. Mr. DEDEDE walks out to the stage with the Answers World Championship wrapped around his waist. )
Eve: With poise as though he’s been here a million times. And it’s because as far as the big title situation is concerned, he practically has. There is no stage on earth more built for a showman than Pain for Pride in relation to this man. The Answers World Champion. The face of our industry for well over a decade. And it only takes one look to truly understand why.
( DDD stops at the center of the ramp, strikes his infamous pose, and hoists up the two devil horns into the night sky. The ‘War-like’ decor on the stage such as the two massive tanks shoot fireworks into the sky at a rapid pace, and the top of the Lincoln Financial Stadium itself sounds off with thunderous pyrotechnics. Fireworks ring off like the 4th of July at a dazzling, intense, ferocious rate, literally lighting up the downtown area of the ENTIRE city. DDD continues to the ring with a smug, self-impressed look on his face. )
Deadprez: And to tell you the truth Eve, even in my heyday, when he and I were mortal rivals in the summer of 07, trading World Championships and selling out every single building we attended, that man was the face of this industry even then. Yet that man we are seeing is SO MUCH GREATER right now than he was as my rival. The ability he is able to evolve is, truly, to an incomparable degree. There is no other way to describe him.
Gavin Kirkland: Two types of people who stand the test of time: you guys, people who learn to adapt, and people who force the rest of the world to adapt to them. It is safe to say with the Answers World Champion we are looking at the latter. It is why no matter what injury imaginable, no matter how many setbacks he’s suffered, no matter all of the shortcomings just this year along he’s had to deal with – nobody can doubt Gawd. Not until the bell has rung, not until the dust has settled, not until The War To End All Wars is over.
( DDD is in the ring, leaning over the ropes, AWC hanging from his teeth. He scans the audience with an animal-like scowl on his face, clearly prepared for war mentally as he is physically. DDD picks a corner of the ring to reside in, and his music eventually fades away. )
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( “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays. )
( The lights of the entire stadium transform from the blood and gold hue, to the pale blue and white atmosphere creating a scintillating light show. The hairs of every single individual in Lincoln Financial Field begin to stand up, as they understand the historical context of that very theme music alone. )
( And finally… Jamie O’Hara emerges from the fog. Dressed to compete, ready for war, prepared to lose everything he has ever worked for. )
Eve: It’s as if the energy in the Lincoln Financial Field has come to a complete shift.
Deadprez: Sometimes you can just see it in a man’s eyes. Sometimes you know when a man is walking into a point of no return. Jamie O’Hara has officially reached that point. You can see it in his body language, by the look in his eyes, that this is about so much more than the Answers World Championship.
( The commentary soaks in the breathtaking scenery and cannot utter a word that justifies what they are seeing with their eyes. Jamie O’Hara walks slowly down the ramp, his eyes NEVER leaving DDD’s, and fireworks sound off at a crawling pace above the stadium – each burst appearing a short moment after the last. )
Eve: Grand Rampage victories, No Way Out victories, significant injuries, loved ones lost as collateral damage, living with regret, coping with heartbreak. Experiences that would break an ordinary human being have instead propelled Jamie O’Hara into Godhood. It’s one of the few things that tie this man to his opponent – the ability to become greater after setbacks, to use tribulations as a springboard, to make your own personal torment into a sort of ‘muse’ in order to succeed. This is why we all wanted this so bad. This is why it’s DDD, it’s Jamie. And it’s everybody else.
( Jamie O’Hara has made it to the top turnbuckle with the sole spotlight on him. He stares DDD down with a look that could kill as if he were a God of destruction sent from above. )
♬All I see turns to brown♬
♬As the sun burns the ground♬
( The words “IMAGO DEI” – translating to “Image Of God” appear in holographic form at the center of the ring. )
♬And my eyes fill with sand
As I scan this wasted land♬
( O’Hara remains at that very same position on the turnbuckle, continuing to stare DAGGERS through DDD’s soul. DDD is still in his respective corner, warming up and nodding his head with not a care in the world. Whether that murderous gaze has penetrated DDD’s psyche is yet to be seen. The message from Jamie, however, has been sent. )
( O’Hara descends into the ring, pacing back and forth, and removes that leather coat showing his chiseled, muscular frame. The lights return to normal, and the referee steps in the center of the ring with the newly redesigned Answers World Championship held up for the audience. )
Gavin Kirkland: That entrance alone took my soul, and these were just regular entrances. I don’t even want to know what this match will do :picard: !!!!!
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!!! … Introducing first…. THE CHALLENGER, RESIDING IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 200 POOOUNNNNDSSS!!!! WEIGHING AT 195 POOOUNNNNDS!!!!!!
“THE ASCENDED MASTER” , “THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING” , JAAAAAAAAAAAMMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO’HAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
( O’Hara, never breaking eye contact for even a second, raises both fists up to the sky before re-adjusting his armband and backing into his corner. )
Gina Romano: And his opponent.. residing from The RYAN ADAMS ESTATE IN SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 220 POOOOOOOOOUNNNDSS!!!!!
HE IS THE SELF-PROFESSED “GRAND BAPU” AKA MAHATMA GAWDHI”, AND THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, ANSWERS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!
MMMMMMMMMISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: //media.tenor.com/images/973e3481caf3d8d6e48ebf18e9ca725f/tenor.gif
( DDD and O’Hara are brought together by the official and are reminded of the ropes. O’Hara, again, obsessively stares down his opponent. DDD for once is bothering to listen to the referee, patronizingly putting his hand over the official’s shoulder while the ref tells them what they aren’t allowed to do. )
( At long last, after six years of anticipation, bell for The War To End All Wars finally tolls. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gavin Kirkland: HERE WE G-
Eve: SPEAR! SPEAR! JAMIE O’HARA JUST CUT MR. DEDEDE IN HALF WITH DEDEDE’S OWN FINISHER!
Deadprez: JAMIE RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP! GENKI CANN-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MR. DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BUT JAMIE TURNS THE MOMENTUM INTO A SOMERSAULT AND HE’S BACK UP! HE TURNS AROUND TO SEE MR. DEDEDE CHARGING TOWARDS HIM BUT JAMIE DODGES A SPEAR!
Eve: DEDEDE CRASHES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST BUT JAMIE IS RIGHT THERE TO GRAB HIM INTO A ROLL UP! DEDEDE ROLLS THROUGH AND LEAPS IN THE AIR, CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO JAMIE!
Deadprez: DEDEDE THROWS HIMSELF ON TOP OF JAMIE AND UNLOADS WITH PUNCHES! JAMIE IS ABLE TO SWITCH TO THE DOMINANT POSITION AND NOW IT’S DEDEDE ON THE RECEIVING END OF THOSE VICIOUS RIGHT HANDS!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE IS BACK ON TOP NOW! HE ATTEMPTS TO WRAP JAMIE IN A TRIANGLE STYLE CHOKE! JAMIE BLOCKS AND LATCHES ON TO MR. DEDEDE’S ARM AND ATTEMPTS TO TRANSITION INTO AN ARMBAR! DEDEDE LOCKS HIS HANDS AND THROWS HIS LONG LEGS BEHIND JAMIE, LANDING ON THE ROPES!
Eve: WOW!
Deadprez: The referee forces the break and Mr. DEDEDE slithers out of the ring! Holy shit what an opening exchange!
Gavin Kirkland: If looks could kill… man. Jamie is staring a hole in the Answers World Champion right now as Mr. DEDEDE walks around the ring. I’m impressed that Jamie is hanging back right now, allowing Mr. DEDEDE to control the situation. With how deeply personal this riva- scratch that. The word ‘personal’ doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of what it is that lies between these two men.
Deadprez: You’re right about that, Gavin. This is beyond personal.
Eve: And Jamie seems determined to do this right. He takes a step back as Mr. DEDEDE slides into the ring, and as DEDEDE stands up, both men lock eyes. This crowd is silent, but no more words need to be spoken between Mr. DEDEDE and Jamie O’Hara. They both know what’s at stake, and it goes far beyond Mr. DEDEDE’s Answers World Championship and Jamie O’Hara’s career.
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE and Jamie circle one another and it’s Jamie who throws the first shot, landing a kick to DEDEDE’s injured left knee! The Chairman shrugs it off and fires off a boxing style jab, that Jamie is able to dodge. Jamie with another kick, once again making his intentions clear. He is going to target that knee this entire match, and that likely explains while he’s content with keeping the match slow. If this match ends up going the distance, that will only work in Jamie’s favor.
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE’s camp has been pretty silent when it comes to that injury other than revealing just how severe it actually is. From what we understand, Mr. DEDEDE has been training, regularly participating in modified versions of the obstacle courses Kassidy Heart trained on, as well as working on his mat based wrestling thanks to jiu-jitsu training, as well as boxing.
Eve: I’m sure someone as intelligent as Mr. DEDEDE had an inkling that Jamie would want to target the injury and keep this match on the ground where he could do the most damage.
Gavin Kirkland: Mr. DEDEDE initiates a collar-and-elbow tie up, but Jamie pushes him off and goes for another kick! DEDEDE catches the leg and snaps Jamie to the mat, looking for a single leg crab, but ‘The Ace’ lands a kick to the left knee before DEDEDE can properly execute the hold, which causes him to lose control of Jamie. Jamie with a leg sweep that gets DEDEDE on the mat, and he immediately goes right for the left leg! DEDEDE uses his legs to capture Jamie around the neck but Jamie quickly kips out and is back up. DEDEDE grabs the ropes immediately and pulls himself onto the apron.
Deadprez: Another stalling tactic by Mr. DEDEDE, and once again, Jamie hangs back. It’s almost like Mr. DEDEDE wants Jamie to rush him, so he can goad him into making a mistake, which would allow Mr. DEDEDE to take control of this match.
Eve: I can only assume that a quicker match would favor Mr. DEDEDE more than a drawn out, technical one would. We can only speculate about how he is working this match, and how he’s been enduring a rigorous training schedule on top of everything else. To win the match, he needs to end it quickly.
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie motions for DEDEDE to get back in the ring, and that prompts the Chairman to drop down to the outside in defiance. DEDEDE is pacing around the ring, and forcing Jamie to debate on what move to make next. In situations like these in the past, we have seen Jamie go high risk, but that’s not happening tonight.
Deadprez: DEDEDE looks up into the ring and he cocks a smile at Jamie. DEDEDE is heading for the ramp! Is he walking out on this match?
Eve: I… wow. Well, the title can’t change hands on a count out, but this contest has been billed as Career versus Title…
Gavin Kirkland: There is no way in Hell that Jamie wants to win this match via count out, but the referee has started to count. DEDEDE is standing in the middle of the ramp, facing the ring, and he’s literally daring Jamie to get out of the ring. It doesn’t seem as if ‘The Ace’ has much choice because we know that DEDEDE would let this match end via count out just to spite Jamie.
Deadprez: A scowl crosses Jamie’s face as he steps between the ropes and drops down to the outside. The referee is up to a count of six, and Jamie rushes towards DEDEDE! DEDEDE CATCHES JAMIE WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT AND HE SPRINTS TOWARDS THE RING!
Eve: DEDEDE breaks up the count and look at that smirk on his face! ‘The Ace’ is holding his gut and now he’s going to make his way back into the ring, knowing that DEDEDE is going to go right on the attack.
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE is mocking Jamie right now, stepping down on the ropes and inviting him to get back into the ring.
Deadprez: The referee has started counting again, but hold on. DEDEDE is actually stopping the count.
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): Now, now. We wouldn’t want a man’s Hall of Fame career to end like that, would we?
Jamie O’Hara: :mjpls:
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie approaches the ring, making his way up the ring steps, and Mr. DEDEDE kicks the ropes as Jamie climbs inside the ring! Jamie immediately grabs for his balls and DEDEDE jerks him into the ring by the hair! DEDEDE throws Jamie in the corner and follows it up with a giant splash! DEDEDE with several stiff boxing style punches to Jamie’s body! He is lighting ‘The Ace’ up right now and Jamie goes for a knee strike! DEDEDE avoids the strike by spinning around and catching Jamie with a back fist! DEDEDE backs up just a bit and comes running at Jamie! RAPTURE! HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS ON JAMIE!!!
Eve: DEDEDE PULLS JAMIE OUT OF THE CORNER AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH ‘DEMOLITION’! THE DIAMOND CUTTER HAS PUT JAMIE O’HARA DOWN AND DEDEDE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
(A devious smile crosses Gawd’s face as he sits back on his haunches. He looks at his rival, the legendary Jamie O’Hara, and he slaps him right across the face.)
Eve: The sheer disrespect in that slap is telling, guys. Mr. DEDEDE pulls Jamie up and he begins unloading another series of boxing punches! He catches Jamie right in the nose, and is able to back him up against the ropes. Jamie hooks the arm, but DEDEDE catches him right in the breadbasket with several perfectly placed punches. Jamie is doubled over and DEDEDE catches him in the jaw with his right knee. He drags Jamie away from the ropes and looks to whip him across the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie plants his feet and he is able to reverse, get DEDEDE in a wristlock, and now it’s Jamie with the whip!
Deadprez: But DEDEDE pulls him in for a short arm clothesline that Jamie ducks! Jamie clubs DEDEDE in the back of the head but DEDEDE is able to brush it off and as Jamie goes to Irish whip DEDEDE into the corner, DEDEDE catches him with a leaping reverse STO!!! DEDEDE drops down and goes for the cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: Jamie kicks out!
Deadprez: DEDEDE pulls Jamie back to his feet and hits him with an uppercut. Jamie is whipped into the ropes but he leapfrogs over Mr. DEDEDE and rebounds back towards him! Jamie manages to drop down in a baseball slide and go between DEDEDE’s legs, and he scrambles back up! Jamie with a dropkick to the back of DEDEDE’s knees, and he follows it up with a running knee strike to the back of DEDEDE’s head! Jamie quickly goes for the leg, looking for a kneebar, but DEDEDE counters with an armbar attempt! Jamie locks his fingers and swings his feet towards the ropes, his toe just brushing the bottom one! The referee is down and he is telling DEDEDE that he has to let go of the hold!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE releases the armbar and rolls away from Jamie. He’s back up now and he is testing that left knee. I have no idea how he is able to walk or even wrestle this match, but he doesn’t seem to be favoring it at the moment.
Eve: Jamie has locked in on that knee and DEDEDE dodges a ground attack! The Gawd catches Jamie in the back of the head with a kick and he immediately hooks him for a suplex. Jamie blocks the suplex, punches DEDEDE in the stomach a few times, and brings DEDEDE up! DEDEDE fights his way back to his feet and he hooks Jamie around the neck, swinging him around for a neckbreaker!
Deadprez: Jamie manages to shove DEDEDE off and DEDEDE hits the ropes! He hooks his arms as Jamie charges forward and gets his feet up! Jamie’s face collides with DEDEDE’s feet and DEDEDE sprints at Jamie! DEDEDE is looking for a spear but JAMIE WITH ‘IN EXCELSIS!!!’ JAMIE JUST CAUGHT MR. DEDEDE WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AND HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT AT ONE!!!
Jamie O’Hara: :wtf: ONE???
Eve: Mr. DEDEDE just kicked out of In Excelsis at one! Jamie shakes his head in utter disbelief and immediately starts hammering away on DEDEDE! DEDEDE is able to shake him off and get back to his feet, and he dodges another attempt at a takedown from Jamie! DEDEDE is working this match smart, and Jamie is back up. He initiates a collar and elbow tie up with DEDEDE and forces him back into the corner! Jamie catches DEDEDE with a knee to the gut and he unloads a series of rapid fire chops to DEDEDE’s chest! DEDEDE catches Jamie in the face with a forearm, but Jamie is quick to strike! He fires off multiple forearms and follows up the final strike with a massive uppercut! DEDEDE’s head snaps back and that allows Jamie to hook DEDEDE’s left leg around the middle rope! Jamie kicks DEDEDE in the knee and goes for the ankle! He pulls back and DEDEDE is crying out!
Deadprez: The referee comes in and admonishes Jamie, letting him know that he has to break the hold. Jamie doesn’t listen which forces the referee to start the count!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie lets go but he is dragging DEDEDE out of the corner! He wrestles him down to the mat and this is exactly where Jamie wants to be right now. He wants to wear down DEDEDE and get in a position to where he can’t kick out or continue.
Eve: Jamie pulls DEDEDE out of the corner and looks for a right hand! DEDEDE blocks and shoves Jamie back. He’s testing that leg and making sure it’s alright, but Jamie is already circling him! Jamie wants to apply the pressure right now and he reaches out, looking to connect with a right to DEDEDE’s jaw! DEDEDE deflects the blow, but Jamie uncorks a high kick that connects, and that gives him the opening to lunge for DEDEDE! He grabs DEDEDE around the legs and takes him to the mat, but DEDEDE is able to outmuscle Jamie for the moment. DEDEDE gets himself in a sitting position, while Jamie has his arms wrapped around that left leg. DEDEDE grabs for Jamie’s waist, which forces him to raise up and get on all fours, and that allows DEDEDE to hammer away on Jamie’s arm! Jamie tightens his grip on DEDEDE’s leg, and that forces DEDEDE up and allows him to slip his arm around Jamie’s neck!
Deadprez: Great defense from DEDEDE, but he has to break Jamie’s grip. DEDEDE gets his other arm around Jamie’s waist, but Jamie is able to twist the knee of Mr. DEDEDE ever so slightly! DEDEDE lets go of Jamie’s neck and elbows him in the head, and that brings Jamie to his feet! He still has DEDEDE by the leg and is able to maintain control! He gets DEDEDE and brings him down to the mat with a nice looking fisherman’s suplex! Jamie bridges up for a pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Another kick out at one!
Eve: Jamie has kept control of the leg once again, but DEDEDE is fighting back with several stiff elbows. He is driving his elbow into Jamie’s shoulder as Jamie forces them closer to the corner. DEDEDE reaches out, seeing if he can get the ropes, but they’re not close enough! He elbows Jamie a few more times before scooting back and getting himself at the ropes! Jamie takes a shot at the left knee, and connects with a punch, and that forces DEDEDE to drape his leg over Jamie’s back and continue peppering him with elbows. Jamie switches to a waist lock to try and disrupt Mr. DEDEDE’s striking, but DEDEDE wraps his other leg around Jamie’s waist and is able to get an arm around the Ace’s neck! Jamie gets to his knees and goes from side to side, but he can’t shake the hold DEDEDE has on him! Jamie uses his legs to lift them both up and he is able to muscle DEDEDE back against the turnbuckles. Jamie shoves his shoulder into DEDEDE’s stomach, which forces DEDEDE to let up just a bit, and Jamie is able to free himself!
Deadprez: Jamie with another shoulder thrust! DEDEDE grips his stomach and Jamie is upright, and he begins striking DEDEDE with those perfectly placed kicks! They connect to DEDEDE’s rib area, thighs, and legs, and of course Jamie targets the left knee once again! He stomps on it and presses his boot against it, gripping the ropes and causing DEDEDE a lot of discomfort! The referee gets in there and forces Jamie to back off just a little.
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie doesn’t waste any time though! He quickly races around the ring and flies at DEDEDE with a massive corner clothesline! Jamie runs around the ring for a second time, and this time it’s a running high knee strike! It connected with DEDEDE’s jaw and now Jamie has the Answers World Champion up!
Eve: Jamie drags Mr. DEDEDE to the center of the ring and hooks him for a DDT… but DEDEDE with punches to the rib cage area, and that allows him to free himself! DEDEDE takes off running, sprinting past Jamie, and hits the ropes! He flies back at Jamie and gets him down with a shoulder block! DEDEDE jumps over Jamie’s fallen body and runs the ropes again! This time he comes back and drops an elbow down across Jamie’s throat! Mr. DEDEDE decides not to go for the cover and once again he runs the ropes! Mr. DEDEDE with yet another elbow drop! He grabs Jamie, and pulls him up…. SIT OUT VERTICAL SUPLEX! EGO DEATH DRIVER TO JAMIE O’HARA AND MR. DEDEDE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOO-
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie gets the shoulder up!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE mounts Jamie and he begins firing away! He strikes him in the face and head, but Jamie is able to throw him off! DEDEDE comes right back but Jamie rakes DEDEDE across the face! JAMIE GOES FOR THE KNEE BUT DEDEDE USES HIS FREE LEG TO KICK JAMIE RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
Eve: DEDEDE hurries to his feet, but Jamie is back up as well! Jamie ducks a lariat and he grabs DEDEDE around the waist! DEDEDE blocks the take down thanks to a back elbow, but Jamie hits him in the back of the head with a forearm!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie darts past Mr. DEDEDE, hits the ropes, and tries to take DEDEDE down with a running lariat! DEDEDE REMAINS STANDING! JAMIE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO DEDEDE’S CHEST BUT DEDEDE DROPS HIM TO A KNEE WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK! JAMIE IS BACK UP AND HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND DEDEDE’S WAIST! DEDEDE GRABS HIM IN A FRONT FACELOCK POSITION BUT JAMIE! JAMIE’S GOT THE LEFT LEG AGAIN!!!
Deadprez: ROLLING KNEEBAR!!! JAMIE HAS DEDEDE TRAPPED! DEDEDE FLAILS ABOUT AS JAMIE LOOKS TO SNAP THAT INJURED LEFT KNEE IN HALF! THE REFEREE IS DOWN, CHECKING ON DEDEDE, BUT DEDEDE ISN’T HAVING IT!! HE IS KICKING AT JAMIE WITH THE FREE LEG AND EVENTUALLY JAMIE LETS UP ENOUGH TO ALLOW DEDEDE TO SHIFT POSITIONS! DEDEDE TRIANGLES HIS LEGS AND HE USES HIS SIZE ADVANTAGE TO POWER JAMIE OVER AND STACK THE ACE ON HIS SHOULDERS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: JAMIE KICKS OUT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE LETS GO OF THE KNEEBAR! DEDEDE is free and he rolls to the outside! Mr. DEDEDE is limping around the ring and trying to shake out that leg. Jamie sees him pacing around and he backs up…. RUNNING START! TOPE CON HILO! JAMIE CONNECTS WITH DEDEDE AND HE IS THROWING HANDS! JAMIE IS BEATING ON DEDEDE AND DEDEDE IS TRYING TO COVER UP! JAMIE THROWS A FEW MORE PUNCHES BEFORE ROLLING OFF DEDEDE AND JERKING HIM UP BY THE HAIR! HE THROWS DEDEDE INTO THE PLEXIGLASS CASING AND CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE JAW WITH A STIFF LOOKING KICK! DEDEDE FALLS TO THE GROUND AND JAMIE DROPS A KNEE ACROSS DEDEDE’S INJURED LIMB! JAMIE IS PUNCHING THAT LEFT KNEE NOW! DEDEDE TRIES TO FEND HIM OFF, BUT JAMIE GRABS THE LEG AND PULLS DEDEDE INTO A FIGURE FOUR! FIGURE FOUR IS APPLIED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Eve: Jamie can’t win the match this way, though! Jamie knows he has to get DEDEDE back into the ring in order to get a decision!
Deadprez: I don’t think he cares right now! Jamie just wants to hurt Mr. DEDEDE and make sure he never walks again! DEDEDE is doing what he can to shift the momentum in his favor, but you can see the toll it’s taking. DEDEDE’s ripping at his hair and crying out, but he is rolling to his side to try and reverse this submission! Jamie let’s go because he doesn’t want to lose the advantage and he begins pulling DEDEDE back towards the ring! He pulls the champion up and rolls him onto the apron and now Jamie is pulling DEDEDE towards the ring post!
Gavin Kirkland: But DEDEDE manages to boot Jamie back and quickly scoots to the center of the ring! Jamie dives back inside but DEDEDE is able to quickly cut him off! I will never know where DEDEDE finds his superhuman strength but he is working through his injury and stomping away on Jamie’s back! Jamie is able to force his way up though and he goes for a takedown! DEDEDE clubs him in the back of the neck and drives his good knee into Jamie’s face! Jamie falls back and DEDEDE drops another good knee down across Jamie’s face! DEDEDE drags Jamie to the corner and drapes his neck across the ropes.
Eve: DEDEDE with the choke, and we all know that he doesn’t give a damn if he’s disqualified or not. He does let go before the five count this time, but he goes right back to the choke! DEDEDE lets go right before the referee gets to five and he pulls Jamie back to the center of the ring. DEDEDE goes for the ‘Impaler’ and Jamie is driven down into the canvas thanks to that lifting Impaler DDT! DEDEDE crawls over Jamie for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: Jamie kicks out!
Gavin Kirkland: Mr. DEDEDE takes a deep breath. He’s got to know it’s going to take a monumental effort to put Jamie away here tonight at Pain for Pride. The man is fighting for his wife, his unborn child, the Answers World Championship, and his career.
Deadprez: I think Mr. DEDEDE is well aware of the effort it will take and what exactly he needs to do in order to get the job done. The only question I have is whether or not DEDEDE’s left knee is going to last.
Eve: DEDEDE keeps Jamie grounded with a headlock, looking to wear him down right now. That’s smart because this allows Mr. DEDEDE to rest his leg for a bit, while maintaining control of the match. He forces Jamie down to the mat and switches to the front facelock position. Jamie gets to his knees, and is able to catch DEDEDE with a couple of nice shots to the breadbasket. DEDEDE is undeterred and he flips over on his back, wrapping his legs around Jamie’s waist! He’s got Jamie in a rear naked choke!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think he has it completely sunk in because Jamie is working his way free! He’s working to free himself from DEDEDE’s legs, and he starts driving his fist down into that knee! DEDEDE hangs on for a few more seconds but he is forced to release that hold! He has no other choice but to unwrap his legs! He tries to maintain control of the headlock but Jamie forces both men back up and he elbows his way free. Jamie runs the ropes, but he’s met by a shoulder block!
Deadprez: Jamie is right back up, but DEDEDE is the one rushing the ropes now! DEDEDE goes for a running knee strike, but Jamie catches him with a superkick! DEDEDE falls back and Jamie quickly scrambles to the top rope! I think we are about to see a second attempt at the Genki Cannon!
Eve: YES, DEADPREZ! JAMIE IS BACK TO THE TOP AND HE IS GOING FOR THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MR. DEDEDE JUST KIPPED BACK UP AND HE CAUGHT JAMIE WITH A SPEAR! JAMIE IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT AND DEDEDE IS NOW RUNNING TO THE ROPES! HE MAKES HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP! MR. DEDEDE GETS HIMSELF SET AND HE FLIES! SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO JAMIE!
Deadprez: DEDEDE NEVER SAW JAMIE KIP UP AND DEDEDE IS GREETED WITH AN IN EXCELSIS! DEDEDE DROPS TO THE MAT! THAT WAS A NASTY LANDING! MR. DEDEDE IS DOWN AND JAMIE QUICKLY DRAGS HIM TO THE CORNER! JAMIE SLIPS OUT OF THE RING AND PULLS DEDEDE INTO THE WISHBONE POSITION! YIKES! THAT HAD TO HURT, TO BE HONEST! JAMIE IS NOW CONTROLLING THE LEG AND HE SLAMS DEDEDE’S LEFT KNEE INTO THE RING POST.
Eve: JAMIE MAINTAINS CONTROL OF THE LEG AND HE IS WRAPPING DEDEDE IN A FIGURE FOUR! FIGURE FOUR AROUND THE RING POST! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS IN TROUBLE! DEDEDE IS SCREAMING AND THE REFEREE IS YELLING AT JAMIE TO LET GO! HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO START THE COUNT AND JAMIE LETS GO RIGHT BEFORE THE FIVE! JAMIE CLIMBS BACK INTO THE RING AND PULLS MR. DEDEDE UP! HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A PILEDRIVER… NO!!!! DEDEDE LOCKS HIS ARMS AROUND JAMIE’S WAIST AND BLOCKS! DEDEDE HAMMERING AWAY ON JAMIE’S BACK! JAMIE BACKS UP… IN EXCEL-
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! DEDEDE GRABS JAMIE UP AND PUTS HIM DOWN WITH A ‘GRAND SLAM’!!!! THE ROCK BOTTOM TO JAMIE O’HARA AND DEDEDE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE KICKS OUT JUST LIKE HE DID DURING THEIR UNTELEVISED SINGLES MATCH BACK IN 2018!
Eve: DEDEDE SLAMS HIS HAND INTO THE MAT! He is so annoyed right now. He’s back to his feet and I can’t help but wonder what he has planned :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE is dragging Jamie to the ropes and he sits him on the top turnbuckle :lupe:
Deadprez: DEDEDE makes his way to the second rope, but Jamie is able to catch him in the face with a couple of punches. That temporarily derails Mr. DEDEDE, and Jamie strikes him with a huge headbutt! Mr. DEDEDE nearly tumbles off the ropes because the headbutt clearly stunned both men. Jamie is reeling a little from it, and Mr. DEDEDE is gripping the ropes on either side of Jamie to make sure he stays upright. Jamie headbutts DEDEDE again, and this time DEDEDE’s foot slips off the rope! Jamie grabs DEDEDE by the hair, but DEDEDE catches him with an uppercut! DEDEDE regains his footing and he grabs Jamie, hoisting him up in a modified fireman’s carry position! He hooks his arm around Jamie’s neck and DROPS DOWN, DDTING JAMIE ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: JAMIE IS LIMP ON THE MAT NOW AND DEDEDE DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Deadprez: DEDEDE snarls at the referee and drags Jamie up. He begins to work over the neck area, cinching in a headlock and tightening his grip. He locks his hands around Jamie’s chin and pulls back on the neck. Jamie immediately reaches for the ropes, but DEDEDE makes sure Jamie isn’t able to inch them forward. Jamie tries a different strategy and reaches for DEDEDE’s legs, but DEDEDE immediately releases the hold and rolls out of the way. Jamie is favoring his neck as he crawls towards the ropes, pulling himself up in the process.
Eve: SPEAR! DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR TO JAMIE THAT SENDS THEM BOTH THROUGH THE ROPES! DEDEDE ROLLS OFF JAMIE AND IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE RING STEPS! DEDEDE GRABBING THE STEPS AND HE HOLDS THEM UP IN THE AIR! HE WAITS FOR JAMIE TO GET BACK UP AND DEDEDE RUSHES JAMIE!
Gavin Kirkland: DROP KICK! DROP KICK! JAMIE WITH A DROP KICK THAT FORCES THE STEPS INTO DEDEDE’S FACE! THE STEPS FALL ON TOP OF THE GAWD AND JAMIE IMMEDIATELY SCRAMBLES ONTO THE APRON! HE SCURRIES UP THE ROPES AND TAKES A LEAP OF FAITH! GENKI CANNON! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE STEPS! DEDEDE IS CRUSHED UNDERNEATH OF THEM!
Deadprez: JAMIE GRABS THE EDGE OF THE STEPS AND DRIVES THEM DOWN ON TOP OF DEDEDE! HE DOES THIS SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE THROWING THEM TO THE SIDE AND STOMPING DOWN ON DEDEDE’S KNEE! JAMIE PULLS DEDEDE UP AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEPS! THE CHAIRMAN BOUNCES OFF THE STEPS AND JAMIE GRABS THEM… AND HE SLAMS THEM DOWN ON DEDEDE’S KNEE :damn:
Eve: :lupe: That might do it, because the reigning and defending Answers World Champion is rolling around in agony now. He is grabbing at his left knee and now Jamie looks like a shark who is smelling blood for the first time in awhile. Jamie walks around DEDEDE and drops down. He slams his fist into DEDEDE’s face relishing the moment. He punches DEDEDE again, and again, and again, and again! Jamie is just unloading right now, while Mr. DEDEDE is utterly defenseless! ‘The Ace’ pulls DEDEDE back up, who can barely stand, and he slams Mr. DEDEDE’s face off the hardest part of the ring! Jamie now slamming DEDEDE’s face into the ring post!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie lets DEDEDE drop and he immediately begins to rip up the protective padding! Jamie is exposing the concrete now and he makes his way back over to Mr. DEDEDE. He stomps on DEDEDE’s knee a few more times before drags him over to the exposed area of the floor. Jamie slams DEDEDE’s knee into the concrete before pulling him back up!
Deadprez: JAMIE HOISTS DEDEDE IN THE AIR, HOLDING HIM FOR WHAT APPEARS TO BE A STALLING SUPL-
Eve: MR. DEDEDE LEAPS OUT OF IT!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! HE JUST SPIKED JAMIE O’HARA ON HIS HEAD WITH A FLIPPING PILEDRIVER OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Gavin Kirkland: THERE’S NO PADDING ON THE GROUND :damn:! I don’t like the way Jamie landed :damn:! His neck might be broken :damn:!
Deadprez: HOW IN THE HELL DID MR. DEDEDE DO THAT?! I am fucking floored right now! I really have no clue how the champ had the wherewithal to do something like that!
Eve: The referee is out of the ring now and he is checking on Jamie. Jamie hasn’t moved and obviously Mr. DEDEDE is still favoring his knee.
(Mr. DEDEDE has made it back up into a sitting position and despite the obvious pain he is in, he has a maniacal, crazed look in his eyes.)
Deadprez: Why is Mr. DEDEDE reaching under the ring?
Eve: :skip: DEDEDE’s got a small bag in his hand that is currently unzipping. What the hell?
(DEDEDE pulls a syringe out of the bag and rips the cap off of it with his teeth. He spits the cap out and wastes absolutely no time jamming that syringe into his own left knee.)
Gavin Kirkland: HE JUST INJECTED HIMSELF WITH SOMETHING!
Deadprez: Well we have been speculating for awhile as to how it’s even remotely possible for DEDEDE to compete through this injury and keep going. I guess we have the answer.
Eve: DEDEDE is using the ring skirt to pull himself up and he is testing the leg. The Gawd winces but he takes a few more steps BEFORE HE STARTS TO SPRINT! DEDEDE RACES AROUND THE RING AND HE JUST SPEARED JAMIE O’HARA IN THE BACK AS THE REFEREE HELPED UP THE ACE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND DEDEDE REACHES UNDER THE RING! HE PULLS OUT A KENDO STICK AND STARTS BEATING JAMIE! JAMIE IS DOWN FROM THAT SPEAR AND DEDEDE IS WHIPPING THE ACE SO HARD THAT SEVERAL NASTY LOOKING WELTS HAVE FORMED ON JAMIE’S BACK! DEDEDE CONTINUES TO MERCILESSLY BEAT HIS SUBJECT!!!
Deadprez: :lupe: Some of those welts have already split open and DEDEDE finally tires. He drops the kendo stick and drags Jamie up the ramp. Where are they going? :lupe:
Eve: DEDEDE is leaving the ringside area and he has taken Jamie all the way up to the stage. DEDEDE relentlessly stomps on Jamie’s neck a few times before getting Jamie to his feet! DEDEDE is toying with Jamie now, throwing more boxing punches that Jamie can not defend right now. Jamie swings wildly with a left hook, but DEDEDE ducks, cocks a grin, and mocks Jamie by doing a little spin and connecting with a back fist! Jamie staggers towards the edge of the stage and DEDEDE throws another jab! It catches Jamie on the jaw! DEDEDE with another jab! This one catches Jamie in the nose! :lupe:! Jamie is teetering very close to the edge of the stage and DEDEDE takes one final swipe at Jamie! A punch right to Jamie’s solar plexus sends Jamie flying off the stage!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :kellycry: I think Jamie might be hurt, guys!
(The official that had been taken out by the spear a few minutes ago has come too and is watching what just happened on the video tron. He heads up the ramp but DEDEDE quickly stops him!)
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): Anything goes.
Referee (Off Mic): Now Ryan…
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): I SAID ANYTHING GOES!
(The referee throws hands up in surrender.)
Eve: Welp.
Deadprez: :wow: The War to End All Wars.
(Mr. DEDEDE has a crazed look in his eyes as he looks down at Jamie O’Hara. Jamie is on his knees, trying to force himself up. He is still holding his neck, in obvious pain.)
Gavin Kirkland: The fuck is DEDEDE about to do…
Eve: DEDEDE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE STAGE AND HE’S TAKEN OFF IN A DEAD SPRINT! THE GAWD GOES AIRBORNE AS HE THROWS HIMSELF OFF THE STAGE INTO A ROTATING SOMERSAULT SENTON THING! I SWEAR TO GAWD THIS MAN JUST FLEW AND HE LANDS ON TOP OF JAMIE!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: I GOT NO WORDS!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!
Deadprez: HE MUSTA INJECTED HIMSELF WITH SOME CRACK COCAINE :mjlol:
Eve: DEDEDE IS BACK UP AND HE’S HOISTED JAMIE OVER HIS SHOULDER! DEDEDE IS BRINGING THEM BACK TOWARDS THE RING! THIS CROWD IS PISSED! THEY DIDN’T COME HERE TO SEE JAMIE O’HARA LOSE HIS CAREER! THEY CAME HERE TO SEE THE ACE FINALLY ASCEND TO HIS THRONE!
Gavin Kirland: THEY’RE BACK AT THE RING AND MR. DEDEDE TAKES A HOLD OF JAMIE AND LOOKS TO LAWN DART HIM INTO THE RING POST!
Eve: NO! JAMIE HAS SOMEHOW GOTTEN TO HIS FEET AND HE SHOVES DEDEDE! DEDEDE COLLIDES WITH THE RING POST AND JAMIE GIVES THE REFEREE A LOOK OF DESPERATION!
Jamie O’Hara (Off Mic): Anything goes??
Referee (Off Mic): That’s what he said!
Deadprez: JAMIE IS UNDER THE RING NOW AND HE GRABS THE FIRST THING HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S A FUCKING FORK! HE JAMS THE FORK INTO DEDEDE’S SKULL AND STARTS STABBING HIM WITH IT! JAMIE IS GOING FOR BLOOD NOW AND I’M NOT MAD ABOUT SEEING THIS MATCH BREAK DOWN INTO THIS! SOMEONE ISN’T GOING TO WALK OUT OF THIS BUILDING TONIGHT! THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE!
Eve: JAMIE HAS THAT FORK STUCK IN THE TOP OF DEDEDE’S HEAD AND HE IS USING HIS FIST TO HAMMER IT DOWN! BLOOD IS STAINING THE BLONDE LOCKS OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND JAMIE RUTHLESSLY RIPS THE FORK OUT OF DEDEDE’S SKULL! DEDEDE FALLS BACK AND AN EVIL LOOK HAS CROSSED THE FACE OF THE ACE!
Deadprez: JAMIE JUST STABBED THE FORK INTO MR. DEDEDE’S LEFT KNEE!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE CRIES OUT LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL AND JAMIE HAS LOST IT! HE IS STABBING DEDEDE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! DEDEDE’S SURVIVAL SKILLS HAVE KICKED IN AND HE IS KICKING AT JAMIE! HE FINALLY KNOCKS THE FORK FROM JAMIE’S HANDS AND CATCHES HIM IN THE NUTS WITH ANOTHER KICK! DEDEDE DRAGS HIS WOUNDED LEG TOWARDS HIM AND QUICKLY MAKES NOTE OF THE DAMAGE BEFORE SOME FUCKING HOW PULLING HIMSELF UP! DEDEDE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND LIMPS OVER TO THE CORNER, QUICKLY UNTYING THE TURNBUCKLE PADS!
Eve: JAMIE FINALLY THROWS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING RIGHT AS MR. DEDEDE FINISHES EXPOSING THOSE TURNBUCKLES! JAMIE PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET RIGHT AS DEDEDE TURNS AROUND AND JAMIE GOES FOR IN EXCELSIS!!!!
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO A SPEAR! JAMIE O’HARA IS FOLDED UP IN HALF BUT MR. DEDEDE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! HE PICKS UP THE DEAD WEIGHT OF JAMIE AND HOOKS HIM… CUTTHROAT SUPLEX INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL AND NOW DEDEDE IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :mjcry:
Eve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOOK! JAMIE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES AND MR. DEDEDE IS FURIOUS! HE THOUGHT HE HAD JUST ENDED JAMIE’S CAREER! JAMIE TOOK A SPEAR AND A NASTY BLOW TO THE SKULL AND HE SOMEHOW STILL MANAGED TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! DEDEDE ANGRILY YANKS JAMIE AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DEDEDE GOING TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE MAKES HIS WAY UP TOP!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE is very unsteady though! :lupe: That knee nearly buckled! Jamie no doubt made it worse by stabbing it over and over with that fork.
Eve: DEDEDE has himself steadied though and he is waiting for Jamie to get up! How can Jamie even get up at this point?? He’s taken a lot of damage to his neck and he could have a concussion for all we know.
Deadprez: But Jamie has the heart of a champion, though. He’s going to fight until the death. We have seen this man go through so much. He has come up short on multiple occasions. He has had to watch his family tortured at the hands of Mr. DEDEDE, and he nearly lost his unborn child thanks to a flaming Equalizer.
Gavin Kirkland: And he’s up. Jamie O’Hara is up on his feet and DEDEDE rises up. DEDEDE DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HE CONNECTS WITH ‘GLASS CEILING’!!! JAMIE JUST WENT DOWN TO HIS OWN WIFE’S SIGNATURE MOVE! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER! DEDEDE THROWS HIMSELF OVER JAMIE FOR A OVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: JAMIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Deadprez: DEDEDE PUNCHES THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION! HE QUICKLY GETS UP AND GRABS JA-
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE PULLS HIM DOWN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE PIN! DEDEDE’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: DEDEDE IS ABLE TO POWER OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE TRIES TO GET TO HIS FEET BUT JAMIE LOCKS ONTO HIS LEGS! JAMIE HAS DEDEDE BY THE LEGS AND HE BRINGS HIM DOWN! JAMIE LOOKS FOR A KNEEBAR ONCE AGAIN, BUT DEDEDE TRIANGLES HIS LEGS FOR ANOTHER COUNTER! JAMIE WITH ELBOWS THOUGH! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW CONNECTS WITH DEDEDE’S INJURED LIMB! JAMIE FINALLY UNTANGLES THEIR LEGS AND GETS TO HIS FEET! HE LOOKS FOR ANOTHER FIGURE FOUR BUT DEDEDE BOOTS HIM AWAY! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO PUSH HIMSELF UP BUT JAMIE! JAMIE WITH A SPEAR! JAMIE WITH A SPEAR! JAMIE RIPS DEDEDE IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!
Deadprez: HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD, JAMIE GRABS DEDEDE BY THE WRISTS AND HITS HIM WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE JAW!!!! STARDUST BREAKER! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! JAMIE THROWS HIMSELF ON TOP OF DEDEDE FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Eve: DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE IS IN SHOCK! HOW CAN HE BE ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN SHOCKED?? AGAINST ANY OTHER OPPONENT THAT IS A THREE COUNT BUT AGAINST MR. DEDEDE? AGAINST THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME??
Deadprez: JAMIE DROPPING ELBOW AFTER ELBOW AFTER ELBOW TO THAT KNEE NOW! HE WANTS TO RENDER DEDEDE HELPLESS! HE DOESN’T WANT TO SEE HIM KICK OUT OF ANY OTHER FINISHERS!
Eve: JAMIE FINALLY GRABS DEDEDE BY THE WRISTS AGAIN! A SECOND STARDUST BREAKER! THIS TIME JAMIE HOOKS THE LEGS DURING THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NO! DEDEDE KICKED OUT A SECOND TIME! JAMIE RAKES HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR! HE CAN’T EVEN REACT RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: JAMIE’S BLUE EYES ARE FULL OF DESPERATION! HE HAS TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW! HE KNOWS HE DOESN’T HAVE A CHOICE! JAMIE PULLS HIMSELF UP AND STARTS STOMPING AWAY AT DEDEDE’S KNEE! DEDEDE CAN’T DEFEND AGAINST THESE STOMPS! I THINK HIS LEG IS SHOT! JAMIE HOOKS MR. DEDEDE’S WRISTS FOR A THIRD TIME AND HE CLOSES HIS EYES! STRIKE AFTER STRIKE CONNECTS WITH DEDEDE’S JAW! DEDEDE IS OUT! BUT O’HARA ISN’T STOPPING! SO MUCH PAIN AND ANGER IS COMING OUT IN JAMIE RIGHT NOW! HE CONTINUES TO BATTER THE GAWD!
Eve: THE REFEREE IS SIGNALLING FOR JAMIE TO STOP! BUT JAMIE GOES FOR A FIFTH RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! THE REFEREE PULLS HIM AWAY AND HE SIGNALS FOR THE BELL!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…. JAMIE O’HARA!!!!
(“Kashmir” begins to blast across the PA system as Jamie stands there, battered, bruised, and emotionally damaged. He looks down at Mr. DEDEDE, who is unconscious in the middle of the ring, and it’s almost as if Jamie is in shock.)
Deadprez: WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! JAMIE O’HARA HAS JUST DETHRONED THE GAWD!!!!
Eve: I honestly can’t believe it! Jamie did it! Jamie finally got the world championship back in his possession but more importantly, he has finally gotten some sort of revenge on Mr. DEDEDE and some closure for himself and his family.
(The referee has handed Jamie the Answers World Championship, but he is just staring down at Mr. DEDEDE. The referee has called for more officials to come down to the ring because they will have to help Mr. DEDEDE out.)
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie O’Hara and his abs finally accomplished what he set out to do upon returning to the company!
Deadprez: It has been a long road for someone as wonderful and as accomplished as Jamie, and he had to pull out all the stops tonight. Mr. DEDEDE is the best in the world for good reason, and Jamie was able to rise to even greater heights tonight and secure his spot as “The Ascended Master.”
(Jamie has finally taken the championship and is celebrating with it. The crowd is loving every second of this and but all of a sudden their cheers get even louder. A ringside, security has appeared and they are removing the plexiglass. The crowd is buzzing because a glowing, crying, and pregnant Cameron Ella Ava is standing at the barricades, leaning against them for support with her diamond studded walker beside her. Jamie spies her and his face lights up. He sees her tears and his eyes get misty too. He rolls out of the ring, forgetting everyone and everything else.)
(The only thing he sees is her… is them.)
(Jamie and Cameron embrace, and she is comforting him, being his pillar of strength. Jamie cries into her shoulder, clutching the championship and holding onto his wife.)
Jamie O’Hara (Off Mic): It’s over. It’s finally over.
Cameron Ella Ava (Off Mic): It really is.
Jamie O’Hara (Off Mic): I’m sorry… for everything.
Cameron Ella Ava (Off Mic): You know I never blamed you.
(Jamie and Cameron break apart and he wipes a few tears from her cheeks. She smiles at him and the two share a kiss. The fans around them are going crazy as confetti starts raining down around them. Jamie presents her with the championship that DEDEDE stole from her, from them, and he places his hand on Cameron’s stomach. Cameron takes Jamie’s other hand and together they raise the belt up. What a final image to end Pain for Pride 13 on.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
