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Pain for Pride 2

The Pinnacle of Wrestling

( Ominous music begins playing )

” Jaywalker’s voice: Mr DEDEDE is not a hero and he CAN’T be a hero.. ”

( Flash back shows Jaywalker standing in the ring proudly, surrounded by the Foundation while carrying his World Heavyweight Championship )

” Jaywalker’s voice: Yet, he feels like he must attempt to be one because he feels like he owes all of this all to you — You have patronized Mr DEDEDE and it is slowly rotting him to the very core, and exalting his ego ever more so… and unlike Mr DEDEDE and all of you, I knew a self destruct was imminent. ”

( Images of DEDEDE’s feats as WHC are shown )

” Jaywalker’s voice: I have decided that it is only right to… relieve Mr DEDEDE of his duties as World Heavyweight Championship. ”

( Flash back to Jay attacking The Gawd and winning the WHC is shown )

” Masters: JAY SLAPS HIS HANDS AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT AND CONNECTS THE VERACITY!!! AND THE COVER! OOOOOOONNEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ”

” Stew-O: A HISTORIC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGNS GOES OUT OVER THIS TYRANNY, I CAN’T EVEN WATCH THIS! ”

” Jaywalker’s voice: With my 3rd World Heavyweight Championship, I have sealed my fate. I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!” — ” I AM A DEITY TO THE LIKES OF ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS ARENA AND UNLIKE MR DEDEDE WHO SPENT HIS DAYS PANDERING TO YOU, I SPENT ALL OF MY WORK ON MY LEGACY! AND LOOK HOW IT PAYS OFF!!! ”

“Yo! It’s Me!
It’s Me!
It’s DE! DE! DE!”

( Scene shows Diamond Dallas DEDEDE stepping out of the crowd )

” Diamond Dallas DEDEDE: I’m not out here for the typical reason. I just wanted to be a man about this and congratulate you in person! I mean I know you expect me to be mad about losing the World Heavyweight Championship by a slimy gutless punk coward BITCH ” —

” but you beating me for the World Title, to me, wasn’t a bad thing! As a matter of fact, it was a GOOD THING! A VERY good thing! Because now I have a rematch clause against you in my contract, which gives me legal permission to kick your ass 🙂 ”

” Jaywalker: Wait a minute… look at you, DEDEDE! You’re a WRECK! It’s PATHETIC! ” — ” the real Mr. DEDEDE would have had Jenny and JBB eating SPEARS by now! The real Mr. DEDEDE would have had me tasting my own blood! But where has the Rated R Superstar, the Ultimate Opportunist, the TRUE GAWD, WHERE HAS HE GONE? ”

( Flashbacks of DEDEDE’s days on Showdown 2008 are shown in the background )

” Jaywalker’s voice: On Showdown in 2008 you were KING. You took what you want from whoever you want, whenever you wanted and did what you wanted. And you became SUCCESSFUL. You were right when you said “EAW needs you more than you need EAW”. ” —

( Video shows DEDEDE’s transition to The Gawd and his work on Dynasty and interacting with the fans )

” Jaywalker’s voice: But then you lost your Undisputed Title, came to Dynasty and became a PUPPET. You reverted to your “Gawd” persona and dumbed it down to comply with these people and it makes me SICK. YOU DON’T DESERVE TO HOLD THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU’RE THE FURTHEST THING FROM A TRUE CHAMPION THAT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! ”

” Jaywalker: You’ve become a HAS-BEEN! AND THAT’S HOW YOU’LL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED, NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU HAVE LEFT! ”

( An image of a sinister looking Showdown Mr. DEDEDE in 2008 is frozen as the camera pans deep into his hazel eyes )

” Diamond Dallas DEDEDE’s voice: Jay. You seem to be eager to face the ‘real me’ but you can’t handle the real me. Nobody can. EAW can’t as a company… you’re begging for a malicious son of a Bitch and I can BE THAT. i can SO EASILY BE THAT, BUT GIVE ME UNTIL PAIN FOR PRIDE FOR ME TO TRULY BECOME THAT AND IF I MAY WARN YOU RIGHT NOW… IT WON’T JUST BE YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP THAT I TAKE. I’LL TAKE EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE BEHIND THAT LITTLE SMIRK YOU WALK AROUND WITH AND DRIVE THROUGH IT WITH A SPEAR! AND IT’LL BE LIGHTS OUT! YOU WANTED MR. DEDEDE???? YOU GOT HIM!!!!! YOU’VE GOT HIM AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 2!!!!!! ”

( The camera pans out, showing those very eyes with Diamond Dallas DEDEDE staring ferociously at Jaywalker, and Jaywalker in the ring staring back )

” Jaywalker: YOU’RE ON!!!!!! ”

( Camera switches back and forth to the intense looks from both men, and ends with DEDEDE raising the diamond in the sky as the camera pans to black ) ..
( “My Time – Fabolous” plays in the background as fireworks erupt from the stage, and the entire crowd packed in the Staples Center roar at the top of their lungs )

Ring Announcer: Welcome everybody to the 2nd annual… PAAAAAINN… FOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIDDDEEEE!!!!

Deadprez: IT IS DECIBELS ABOVE ANYTHING I’VE EVER HEARD BEFORE! THIS CROWD WANTS IT, I WANT IT! STEW, YOU DO THE HONORS!

Stew-O: WELCOME EVERYBODY… TO PAIN FOR PRIDE TWOOOO!!! PRESENTING ONLY TO YOU THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE SPECTACLE IN THE WORLD; AND WE PROMISE IT WILL BE THE SEQUEL OF ALL SEQUELS TO LAST YEARS EPIC!

ETR: Bringing you the color commentary is I, ETR accompanied by Stew-O and Deadprez from whom you’ve just BARELY heard earlier; my God it is LOUD! OVER 22 THOUSAND JAMMED IN TO THIS ARENA IN CAPACITY, AND AN INCALCULABLE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WATCHING AT HOME!

Stew-O: What these people are expecting to see is a classic, and we’ve got classics in line! Mak defends his EAW Championship against Mister K and Captain Charisma; and Jaywalker, the Vice President of EAW will defend his gold against Mr. DEDEDE! If that wasn’t earth shattering enough, wait until you really sink your teeth in because we’ve got an array of other title matches and the new and improved CASH IN THE VAULT briefcase match!!

Deadprez: Over the course of these two days this arena will be home to some of the most epic battles in EAW history judging on the level of talent here, and let’s take it to the first bout, where CM Ronn returns at the grandest stage against his new foe!

( Video preview plays highlighting the rivalry of Ronn vs EOE )

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!…

( CM BANK$ theme song hits, he comes out to a hug pop )

Announcer: Introducing first, from New Jersey… weighing in at 220 Pounds… the EAW Chairman…… C.M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: And here we go! The first match of the night! It’s former EAW Champion, EAW founder and current EAW Chairman, Ronn taking on EOE! And tonight will be historic, as Ronn makes his long awaited ring return at the biggest FPV in E-feds History!

DP: This is the first time Ronn competes at Pain For Pride, and I believe this match means A LOT to him! Ronn is definitely for this fight, and although EOE has improved a lot, I still think Ronn will be victorious tonight..

ETR: That’s total BS! I bet Ronn will be re-injured on his return night! Have you seen EOE in action lately? He’s a beast! He’s one of the most dominate Extremists out there, and I have all my money on him!

( EOE’s theme song hits, he receives a lot of boo’s from the crowd as he comes out )

Announcer: And his opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts… weighing in at 275 Pounds… THEEEEEE ESSENCE OF EXCELLENCEEEEEE……… MONTEELLLL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!!!

Stew: EOE is more than ready, EOE isn’t here to fight, EOE is here to win tonight! He looks concentrated, and he goes to enter the ring…. BUT WATCH OUT!!!
RONN DOESN’T WASTE A SECOND AS HE ATTACKS EOE ON THE SPOT DELIVERING A BASEBALL SLIDE SENDING EOE ONTO THE BARRICADE!!!

DP: Ronn is now on the apron, and as EOE gets up, Ronn dives off with a flying Clothesline! And now Ronn goes under the ring, pulling out a… KENDO STICK!!!
Seems like it’s getting Hardcore early on! EOE is using the barricade for support as he begins getting up, Ronn swings at him for a shot with the Kendo stick… BUT HE MISSES!!!

Stew: And now as Ronn turns around, EOE runs towards him…. AND SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL AT RINGSIDE… BREAKING IT DOWN!!! BAH GAWD!!! WHAT A BEGINNING FOR PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR, AND NOW EOE PUTS HIS SHOULDER OVER RONN FOR A PINFALL!

ETR: 1!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AND NO, RONN HAS A SHOULDER UP! That was extremely close! That’s exactly what I was talking about few minutes ago! EOE almost ended this match 2 minutes into it!

DP: EOE is now holding the Kendo Stick…. AND HE SMASHES IT RIGHT ONTO RONN’S SKULL!!! Ouch! EOE is working on finishing off Ronn right there, as he continues BASHING THE KENDO STICK OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

Stew: Somebody needs to stop him! But no, EOE continues, and now he gets a Steel Chair from the crowd! And EOE is awaiting for Ronn to get up on his feet… HE SWINGS FOR A CHAIR SHOT!!!… BUT RONN DUCKS! AND NOW RONN DELIVERS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, THEN FOLLOWS WITH A DDT TO THE FLOOR!

ETR: Ronn is stomping on EOE, and now he kicks him down to the bottom of the Barricade, as he grabs the steel Chair and sets it up putting EOE’s head inside
it! What is Ronn thinking!?

DP: EOE is in BIG trouble right there! And now Ronn takes a few steps to the back as EOE remains helpless laying down…. AND RONN CONNECTS A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE STEEL CHAIR SMASHING EOE’S FACE INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!

Stew: My Gawd! EOE is busted open! And Ronn takes the opportunity to cover him! It’s a One! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….. annnnnddddddd….. NO!! KICK OUT!!! Ronn removes the chair, and then tosses EOE over the barricade, he follows him to ringside, as the two start exchanging punches…

ETR: Ronn goes to smash EOE’s face onto the Ring post, but he’s unable to as EOE counters the attack, and then takes Ronn down by his legs! EOE is holding him by his legs….. AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO THE RING POST!!!

DP: EOE grabs Ronn by the back of his head, and throws him into the ring! Meanwhile, EOE once again goes under the ring, and this time he pulls out a Trash can! EOE enters the ring as well, as he lifts up the Trash Can Lid….. and just as Ronn turns around, EOE attempts a big shot… BUT RONN AVOIDS IT!!! And now Ronn counters
to his back, then picks him up for the…… GTS!!!

Stew: HE CONNECTS IT!!!…. BUT NO!!! EOE COUNTERS TO RONN’S BACK!!! AND EOE LIFTS RONN HIGH, AND THEN HITS A SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TRASH CAN!!!! IT’S OVERE!!! EOE MIGHT HAVE END THIS CONTEST RIGHT THERE!!! HE HAS THE COVER IN THE RING, AND THERE YA GO……. 1!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BUT NO RONN GETS A SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN!!!

ETR: EOE cannot believe it! It was almost over! EOE has Ronn in a position for a Suplex right now! And he connec…. no! Ronn counters to the back, and he rolls him up!
1!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…….. BUT EOE KICKS OUT!!!

DP: Ronn sets up for a DDT! But no! EOE counters once again, and he hits an Inverted backbreaker! The pin, 1…… 2!!!!!….. But no! Ronn kicks out! EOE applies a sleeper hold as he looks to end Ronn now!

ETR: Ronn has no choice! He’s way too far from reaching the ropes, and it seems like it’s almost impossible to get out of this hold! EOE has it locked perfectly, and I’d be surprised to actually Ronn survive this one…

Stew: Ronn is trying his best, he’s giving everything he has, and he begins getting up slowly as EOE tries his best to keep him down… But Ronn is throwing multiple elbows to his back, but EOE tosses him to the ring ropes, and as Ronn bounces back…… HE NAILS A SHINING WIZARD ON EOE!!!

DP: EOE is about to fall down to the mat! And now wait a second!! Ronn has him up on his shoulders… AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND… BUT NO!!! EOE COUNTERS ONCE AGAIN!!! AND THIS TIME HE LIFTS HIM HIGH FOR THE DOMINATOR!!! IT CAN’T BE!!!

ETR: AND EOE ATTEMPTS TO PERFORM IT…. BUT RONN MANAGES TO REVERSE IT ONTO THE ANACONDA VICE!!!!! MY GAWD!!!! NOT A LOT WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THAT SUBMISSION MOVE! THE WHOLE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS WE MIGHT BE WITNESSING THE END OF THIS CONTEST!!!

Stew: TAP!!!!!

DP: THIS MATCH MEANS A LOT TO BOTH MEN!!! BUT RONN MIGHT HAVE IT IN THE PALM OF HIS HANDS!!! AND EOE IS THIS CLOSE TO TAP OUT RIGHT THERE!!! AND HE DOES!!! EOE TAPS OUT!!! BUT WAIT LOOK OUT!!! EOE REVESES IT INTO A ROLL UP COVER….. AND IT’S A ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AND RONN KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!!!

ETR: Ronn is now at the apron, EOE is getting back on his feet slowly… and he turns to his back, as Ronn jumps straight to the top rope and then springboards…. CONNECTING A CLOTHESLINE!!!

Stew: BUT EOE CATCHES HIM!!! HE PUTS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS…. AND CONNECTS A POWERSLAM!!! EOE THROWS HIMSELF OVER RONN FOR THE PINFALL!!!…. 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! AND RONN KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

DP: Ronn is now heplessly watching on the floor, as EOE slides to ringside! He goes under the ring, and… PULLS OUT A TABLE!!! THIS IS WHAT THE CROWD WANTS!!! EOE THROWS THE TABLE INSIDE THE RING… AND NOW HE ONCE AGAIN GOES UNDER THE RING, BUT THIS TIME HE HAS A….. BAG OF THUMBTACKS!!! AND EOE ENTERS THE RING!!!

ETR: EOE sets up the Table close to the corner, and now Ronn is trying to get back into this contest as he begins throwing quick punches at EOE, but EOE HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE TAKING RONN DOWN THE FLOOR ONCE AGAIN!!! EOE CARRIES RONN ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND THEN PUTS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE OF THE CORNER!

DP: Ronn is on the turnbuckle, while EOE opens the bag…AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! EOE BEGINS SPREADING THE THUMBTACKS ALL OVER THE TABLE!!!! EOE CLIMBS UP THE CORNER… BUT RONN SURPRISES HIM WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND!!! EOE RETURNS WITH SOME PUNCHES OF HIS OWN!!!

Stew: EOE does a headbutt… AND SETS HIM UP FOR A SUPERPLEX!!! BUT NO, RONN POKES HIM IN THE EYES!!! AND NOW RONN HOOKS UP EOE’S ARMS, SETTING UP THE PEPSI PLUNGE!!! BAH GAWD!!!

ETR: DON’T DO IT!!!!

DP: AND HE CONNECTS IT!!!!! RONN DELIVERS A PEPSI PLUNGE FROM THE TOP ROPE AS EOE CRASHES ON THE TABLE GOING ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!!! OHHHH MAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!
BOTH MEN ARE ULTIMATE TIRED, AND NOW RONN IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR…. AS HE HOOKS UP EOE’S LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!!!

ETR: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!…………….. ANNNNNDDDDDDD THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Stew: IT’S OVER!!! RONN WINS!!!

Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. THE EAW CHAAAAAIIIIIIRMAAAN….. CM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNK$!!!!!!!

DP: EOE was this close of winning tonight many times! But at the end of the day, the more experienced Extremist, making his return to the ring, Ronn, triumphs and defeats EOE!

Stew: What you have now to say about that, ETR?

ETR: …………

Stew: Ronn climbs up the corner to celebrate as the crowd gets on their feet for a standing ovation, as the referee goes to check on EOE who’s still laying down on the mat…

DP: What a great match that was to kick off Pain For Pride! And now we go backstage to Flashback!

( Flashback is backstage with a mic )

Flashback: Hello. I am Flashback. Yes. Now Mr.Charisma, what would you say is Mak and MK’s strongnesses and weak-

CC: Woah Woah…I thought this interview was for me. This isn’t about Mak or MK is it?

Flashback: It sort of is.

CC: Well Flashy, it’s like this. To complete your sentence, I think Maks strongest skill is the ability to not get his ass handed to him. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to unpack at my hotel and get ready for PFP.

-CC walks away-

Flashback: Wait up CC!

CC: Listen. I know how important Pain for Pride is, I know my game strategy, I know what’s coming for me in my match, I don’t think I need a undercard jobber to differentiate what I know and don’t know. Meantime Flashback, you should skidaddle and move out of the way, my match isn’t going to win itself…

( Latino Game’s music plays as he comes out )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from El Paso , Texas , weighing in at 220 pounds, making his EAW return, LAATIIIIIINO GAAAAAAAAAME!

( Mike Vandal’s music hits the arena as he comes out )
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, from Australia…weighing in at 275 pounds, MIKE VAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAL!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Dead Prez: Immediately when the bell ring Latino Game does something way out of the ordinary and holds out his hand for a pre match handshake! Vandal steps closer contemplating what he is to do.

Stew-O: But before Mike Vandal can decide anything he is met with a kick right to his groin! Game turns his back and pulls something out of his tights…they’re brass knuckles! Game smashes the steal over the forehead of Mike Vandal!

ETR: Game takes several moments to taunt the crowd before climbing to the t op rope! He is setting up for the frog splash! But wait! Out of nowhere Xtreme Classic and N-A-D come running through opposite sides of the crowd both carrying steal chairs!

Dead Prez: The two young EAW stars jump up onto the ring apron! N-A-D drops his chair and grabs Game’s leg restraining him from jumping! And on the other side of the turnbuckle XC comes and BASHES a steal chair across Game’s back!

Stew-O: XC then jumps down from the apron and pulls N-A-D along with him! The force of XC’s chair shot sends Game flying off the turnbuckle…and…wait a second. Vandal is on his feet, and he catches Game on his shoulders in mid-air! And…THE F-X!!? NO!!! Because from ringside JC IS PULLING AT VANDAL’S leg, and Latino Game reverses with the Tornado DDT!!! And Game rolls up the tights for the pin!! 1!!!…………2!!!……….3!!!!

ETR: Game has won the title! Game rolls out of the ring and grabs the Hardcore Championship and begins running for the fences! Latino Game is about at the entrance when out of nowhere…

Dead Prez: N-A-D comes running along the guardrail and takes Game down with a flying…CHAIR AIDED DROPKICK! WHAT A MOVE! Game and N-A-D are brawling on the outer ring floor when the camera points up at the entrance ramp!

Stew-O: What a sight! We have Suicide Kid, Xtreme Dragon, Air Time, and AK28 all walking down the entrance ramp together holding a Kendo stick, a trash can, a Fire extinguisher, and a bag of items unknown!

ETR: The 4 men at ringside stop in their tracks and look at the four men walking down the entry way armed with weapons of all sorts. The four men and ringside scramble for weapons of their own and meet the 4 new entrants at the bottom of the ramp. A BRAWL!

Dead Prez: A BRAWL HAS EERUPTED BETWEEN THE EIGHT MEN! 6 men continue fighting on the ramp but Suicide Kid, holding the bag of unknown items, and Game stumble out of the wreckage and down to ring side.

Stew-O: AK28 swings and smashes the bag over Mike Vandal’s head putting him to the ground! AK28 gets a mysterious look in his eye and he looks to the ground. OMG! AK28 has exposed the concrete on the outer ring floor. What is this? OH MY!!!

ETR: AK28 is emptying his bag…of thumb tacks onto concrete with a sick smile! Once the bag is empty AK28 turns to notice Mike Vandal is standing tall looking right at him with the Hardcore Title around his waist. AK is shocked and goes running toward Mike!

Dead Prez: But Mike meets him right over the concrete AND NAILS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER RIGTH ON THE DAMN TACKS! Both men are down after that move with tacks all through themselves! But wait…Look here!

Stew-O: M.F.G Matt comes running through the crowd with a with his infamous baseball bat…but tonight it’s wrapped in barbed wire! Matt jumps over the barricade and places the bat under the face of Mike Vandal. What is he thinking…OH MY GOD!!!

ETR: Matt has locked in the Scorpion Death Lock ON VANDAL MUSHING HIS FACE INTO THE BARBED WIRE OF THE BAT! Matt, in frustration, applies even more pressure driving the tacks and wire further and further into VANDAL’S FLESH!

Dead Prez: Someone has to stop this! How can Vandal withstand this! –The answer to that is…HE CAN’T! Vandal is forced under sheer agony to taps out! Matt rips the title off of Vandal’s bloody body an d straps it around his waist. Wait a second…

Stew-O: Everyone is fighting at the bottom of the ramp! Matt has a clear way through the crowd! Matt makes a dash for it and no one notices it! Matt is going to steal victory! Matt hops the barricade and begins sneaking through the crowd. But there is a problem…

ETR: Two security guards step in front of Matt. But…wait no! They aren’t security guards! That’s Cena29 and Killswitch posing as event staff! Both Cena and Killswitch both brutalize Matt all the way to the barricade! Killswitch helps load Matt onto Cena’s…

Dead Prez: Onto Cena’s Shoulders for an F-U over the barricade! Killswitch and Cena are standing face to face when…F-U to Matt right over the Barricade but Killswitch pulls out a taser from his Event Staff Pouch! AND RAMS IT RIGHT INTO CENAS GUT!

Stew-O: Cena falls out in pain and Killswitch drops the taser. But wait..Cena grabs the taser for himself and just when Killswitch is about to enter ringside. And Cena29 lifts Killswitch up on his shoulders again… and CENA HITS THE F-U FROM THE APRON INTO THE CROWD!!!

ETR: Matt is still downed and from under the ring comes Latino Game!!! 1…2…But at the last second Mike V comes back into play and lifts Raptor onto his shoulder and F-X’s HIM ONTO THE FLOOR!!!

Dead Prez: Mike returns to the downed Latino Game makes the pin! 1…2…3!!! Mike Vandal grabs the title and tosses it over his shoulder before making a mad dash down the entrance ramp! He is going to do it! And….

Stew-O: YES! Vandal steps through the curtain! WHAT THE HELL! VANDAL FALLS BACK THROUGH THE CURTIAN WITH BLOOD FLOWING FORM HIS HEAD! What happened? Just then, Triple A steps through the curtain with a sledge hammer!

ETR: The world is shocked as Triple A makes the pin! 1…2…. BUT NO!!! Hurricane Hawk pulls him by his leg, and then makes the cover on Vandal!!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! HH has the title! And now he takes the sledgehammer! HH locks the title around his waist but in the sheer excitement extremist come running from their hiding places at Hurricane Hawk!

DeadPrez: Triple A is now joined by Snagz, JC, Chase Black come running form behind the announce tables but get caught up in fights with others! HH is ready to fight as George Copeland and Triple A come from both sides of him…

Stew-O: Just then, Tougie comes running from behind the curtain but HH catches him and in sheer fear Tougie turns and runs back through the curtain! HH looks on in his triumph, before turning to walk away with a win.

ETR: Just then, out of nowhere someone with a suit and steal pipe knocks the sledgehammer from HH’s hands! It’s The Fallen Angel! Just then, TFA rams the lead pipe into HH’s gut setting up for his finishing move. THE ANGEL’S WINGS! IT CONNECTS!

Dead Prez: 1…2…3!!! The Fallen Angel has the championship reign! Now TFA is getting into the crowd, but JC is in the crowd!! JC throws punch after punch after punch into TFA’s skull, and JC hits a CLOTHESLINE sending TFA back to ringside!!! Cena29 and Killswitch are going towards TFA… and both men DRIVE TFA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!! And now Latino Game is in the ring, and FROM the ring Game SNATCHES the Hardcore Championship!!

Stew-O: And Game is running up the Ramp!!! Game is hightailing it out of here and is headed backstage… Game is running all over through the backstage area and now Game is headed towards the Arena Parkinglot!!! ( Mike 08 runs up to Latino Game )

Mike 08: Game! Game wait!!! I just wanted to get your thoughts on
Latino Game: Get the fuck out of my way you icecream truck chasing transexual peice of shi—-

ETR: Wait just a second!!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, JC SMASHES AN IRON ROD ACROSS THE BACK OF GAMES HEAD!! AND JC COVERS GAME WITH THE PIN!!! THERES A REFEREE!! 1!!!………2!!!!……………..3!!!! JC IS HARDCORE CHAMP!! Now Look at this!!! MFG Matt, Xtreme Classic and Suicide Kid are only 15 Feet behind JC!!!! RUN!!!! ( A Corvette drives up to the Parkinglot as JC leaps into it and drives off )

Deadprez: JC IS TAKING A RUN FOR THE MONEY!

( JC’s music plays as the camera shows the Corvette in the distance )

Deadprez: This was… This was complete chaos! Everyone in this match were hellbent on becomeing the Hardcore Champion, but JC came ABSOLUTELY OUT OF NOWHERE as Game was being interviewed by Mike 08, involuntarily, and because of that JC literally left the building EAW Hardcore Champ!!!

Stew: JC, I have a feeling is gonna be throwing a huge Los Angeles party, because his first match in EAW Has resulted in him becoming the Hardcore Champion! What does the future hold for this young kid???

( Camera fades to Mak and Sabina backstage in their dressing room )

Sabina: Well baby, I know tonight is very important to you… and if you want, I’ll be there for you at ringside to support you and…

Mak: No, it’s okay… If I lose this title in a few hours, then my career is destined to come to an end here tonight… and there’s nothing that could change my mind, cause it’s either I walk out on top… or I….. ( CM BANK$ enters the room as crowd cheers )

Mak: ………………

Mak: What do you want now?….

Ronn: Calm down, Mr EAWs _# 1 Legend… I’m just here to say goodbye to my old buddy… I had a feeling once I found EAW that it would rise to the top and be successful, which happened… I had a feeling I could be more than just the founder of EAW, and become a Champ, and I did… I had a feeling walking into Pain For Pride II that I’d defeat EOE… which once again happened…. And now I have this feeling deep inside, that tonight is the last time we ever see Mak compete in an EAW ring… but I don’t know, it’s just a feeling ya know….

Mak: The last face I wanna see before competing out there is yours… you think you’re some big shot because you’ve beaten EOE? Good job, you deserve an applaud…You keep reminding us you made this company, well good job again, because I build it. Do I actually look like DD to care about your feelings? Ronn, tonight might be the last you see from me, but the fact remains, no matter what, you will NEVER surpass me…

( MaK and Sabina leave as camera back fades to the ring )

( Rivalry Recap between Lethal Consequences and Y2Impact plays )

( Camera shows a Barber Shop on the side of the Pain for Pride stage with the Barbers Chair, the Desk with mirror holding Haircutting material, Furniture, a Couch and a television monitor )

( Camera pans to the Ring Announcer ) …

Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall… and is a HAIR VS HAIR MATCH!!!!!! The only way to win is to score a pinfall or submission on your opponent, and they MUST have their Head Shaved Bald! ….

( Y2Impact’s music plays as he comes out )

ETR: Aside from the fancy looking Barber Shop…Y2I is Y2In the Building!

Announcer: First making his way to the ring…. from Seattle, Washington.. weighing in at 226 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. Y-2-IMPAAAAAACT!!!!

Deadprez: This is indeed Impact’s 2nd Consecutive Pain for Pride! And Y2Impact would like to walk out of Pain for Pride with the very hair on his head…. as do all of us… but already on Showdown it was proven that if you let your guard down for a second, especially when your an enemy of Lethal Consequences you wont–

Stew-O: HOLD ON A SECOND!!!! Y2Impact is taking his time, halfway down the ramp headed towards the ring when RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE… IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! This is EXACTLY what you were talking about DP! LC runs his forearm RIGHT into the back of Impact’s Head, as Impact falls face first onto the Ramp! The match hasn’t even officially started! The bell hasn’t even rung! As Lethal Consequences drags Y2Impact by his hair over to the side of the Ramp, and LC lifts Impact into a Spinebuster position… and instead RUNS IMPACT SPINEFIRST INTO THE METAL GUARDRAIL!!! And now Lethal Consequences is throwing several toe kicks into Y2Impact’s Body!

ETR: What is the meaning of this!? Now Lethal Consequences grabs his handfull of Y2Impact’s hair, and is dragging him up the Ramp!! That is a VERY, VERY long Ramp, a longer Ramp than i’ve ever seen! And he’s going to the side of the huge Stage, over to the Barber Shop Section of the side of the Stage!! And I know what’s going on! Lethal Consequences does not want to fight this match, he wants to shave Impact bald!!! Now LC is over by the Chair, and LC is sitting Impact in the Chair… but IMPACT GRABS A HAIRSPRAY AND SPRAYS IT RIGHT INTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES EYES!!!!! Oh Good Lord!!! Good God LC Could be blinded!! Now Y2Impact has tipped the scales in his favor, Impact throws several Punches into LC’s face, as LC retreats to the Ramp!!

Deadprez: Now Impact in his hand is weilding an Aluminum Baseball Bat and is walking down the aisle, stalking LC with it! And Impact SWINGS, but LC barely ducks and the Bat only gets his hair! And LC swings at Impact several times, but can barely see! And LC shoves Impact into the Barricade and quickly runs down the ramp, tripping several times and slides into the ring! And now Y2Impact slides into the ring as well! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) Y2Impact slides in, and Lethal Consequences is calling for the referee! And The Referee stands infront of him, but LC is telling the Referee that he cant see! He cant fight! And Y2Impact grabs Lethal Consequences head, and rams LC face first into the Turnbuckle over and over again! And Impact is pressing LC’s face into the Turnbuckle Padding, Suffocating him!!!

Stew-O: And LC swings around and throws wild punches, after the Referee tries pulling Impact off! But none of the wild punches connect and Impact kicks LC in the gut, whips him into the ropes…. but instead of LC backing into the ropes and coming back, LC falls through the 3rd and the 2nd ropes to the outside! Lethal Consequences is VERY pissed off, he wants to win this match but can’t connect any moves which could be leading to all kinds of humiliation! Now LC is trying to grab the bottom rope and pull himself onto the Apron and into the ring, but Impact grabs LC by the head and snapmares him into the ring! LC scurries back up, swings a punch and HE ACTUALLY CONNECTS!!! Y2I backs up into the Turnbuckle now…. runs fullspeed and hits a HUGE clothesline!!!

ETR: Now Y2Impact covers LC with the pin! 1!!!………………….2!!!…………… but theres the kickout by LC. Lethal Consequences was blinded earlier after Impact sprayed Hairspray DIRECTLY into LC’s eyes! And LC’s eyes are burning, theyre red and unintentional tears are pouring out of them! And that’s KILLING him! Impact waits until LC gets back to his feet…. now Y2Impact backs into the ropes behind LC and hits the Vintage Impact Bulldog….no!!! Before Impact can hit the bulldog, LC grabs Impact’s leg as Impact falls frontward into the Mat, and now LC leaps into the air and drops a kneedrop into Impact’s leg!! LC has hold of Impact’s leg, LC is going to make sure he has hold of Impact’s body…. and LC LOCKS IN the one legged Boston Crab!!! Better yet, LC turns that move into the STF!

Deadprez: This is good for the self proclaimed King of the Mountain, because LC has a legitimate submission hold locked in! Impact is trying to claw his way towards the Ring Rope so that he can get back to offense, because this entire match has been all Impact! Now Impact with one arm is trying to guillotine LC and Snapmare him off…. but it’s to no avail! LC has the STF snapped in, as Impact is turning bright red!! Now Impact is only 2 feet away from the ropes! And Impact with ALL he’s got leaps to the ropes! Now LC still has the STF Submission locked in, LC doesn’t know that Y2Impact has grabbed the ropes! And The Referee forces LC off! LC is stumbling and screaming at the referee, but than realizes Impact had the ropes grabbed, and Y2Impact is on his knee’s trying to get up!

Stew-O: LC is retracing his steps, he cant see but knows where Impact is… as LC whips Impact into the ropes, falls to the ground as Impact comes back… but instead of Impact leaping over LC, Impact hits a HUGE toe kick into the ribs of Lethal Consequences!!! Now LC gets back up as Impact backs into the ropes… and Impact runs a forearm, but LC reverses into an Armdrag!!! No… No LC swings his arm too early as LC is knocked down by the Armdrag anyway! LC gets back up and Impact whips him to the ropes…. but LC reverses the whip as Impact backs into the ropes…. but Impact instead slides onto the Apron and climbs up the Turnbuckle, and in the ring LC is bent down, waiting for Impact to come back for the back body drop… but It’s been 10 Seconds and LC Stands upright and has no idea where Impact is!!

ETR: That’s not good because Impact is on the Top Rope!!! …. AND IMPACT LEAPS OFF FOR THE FLYING CROSSBODY!!! But LC in search of Impact baseball slides himself out of the ring!!!! As Impact lands GUT FIRST into the mat!!! And LC hearing that turns around and slides into the ring! Now LC covers Y2Impact, hooks both legs for the pin!!! 1!!!………………2!!!!!……………….. but Y2Impact kicks out! Impact is curled up, clutching his midsection after that nasty Impact with the Canvas! Lethal Consequences is on his feet, and Lethal Consequences is searching around the ring, and spots the Aluminum Bat with his VERY VERY limited Vision! And LC goes to the Turnbuckle corner its at and pats the Canvas with his hand until he grabs hold of the Bat, and LC turns around as Y2Impact is back on his feet in support of the ropes…

Deadprez: And Lethal Consequences SWINGS the baseball bat ALL OVER the Ring, EVERYWHERE the bat can reach!!! But instead of hitting Y2Impact, he CLOCKS THE REFEREE WITH THAT BAT!!! As the Referee is sent to the outside with that GRUESOME Impact!!! And Speaking of Impact, Y2Impact goes over to Lethal Consequences… and COMPLETELY OUT OF DESPARATION, Y2IMPACT HITS THE CODEBREAKER!!! Lethal Consequences is laid out!!! Now Impact wants to get the cover, he wants to finish this match right here and right now but the Referee has been KNOCKED OUT, Literally! Y2Impact decides to slide out of the ring, and Y2Impact drags Lethal Consequences by his arm to the outside!!! And now Y2Impact has LC in his clutches and is dragging him up the ramp!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is out cold! And Y2Impact is dragging him up the ramp and around the place like a rag doll! And now Y2Impact has dragged LC up to the Barber Shop at the Side of the Stage, and Impact Tosses LC into the Steel Guardrail nearby! Now Impact opens several drawers of the Desk holding Haircutting Material, and pulls out an old, rusty Razor Hair Clipper, and looks menacingly at it! Now Impact plugs it in and is going towards LC…. but LC JUMPS UP AND PLUNGES IMPACT INTO THE DESK & MIRROR, KNOCKING IT OVER! A very sudden move from Lethal Consequences!!! And I’m guessing that The Former Undisputed Hardcore Champion has somewhat regained his eyesight!!! Now LC goes over to Impact, and LC brings Impact to his feet…. And LC twists the Arm of Impact!!!

ETR: And LC Hits….. THE STROKE!!!!!! THE STROKE!!!!! As Y2IMPACT LANDS FACEFIRST INTO THE MIRROR!!! 7 Years of Bad Luck right there!!! And Could those 7 years begin now!? Lethal Consequences drags Y2Impact by his hair, and LC tosses Impact ONTO the Barber’s Chair!! Now LC grabs the seatbelt… and is giong to FASTEN it so Impact has no chance to escape!!! But… wait! Impact grabs hold of LC’s wrist just before he’s able to fasten the belt!!! He uses his arm strength to PULL himself up to his feet!!! Y2Impact grabs an electronic razor and SMASHES it into LC’s forehead!!! LC is busted open now as he falls into the barber shop chair!! Impact fastens him in and smiles, staring at the razor blade… he turns it on and grabs hold of LC’s hair… Impact is closing in on the victory!!! …… AND IMPACT SHAVES A HUGE CLUMP OF HAIR OFF THE CENTER OF LC’s SKULL!!! And Impact with the razor still in his hand… Impact BASHES it back into LC’s head and VIOLENTLY shaves the rest of LC’s hair right off of his head!!! LC IS COMPLETELY BALD!!!

Deadprez: And Impact BASHES the Razor into LC’s Skull once more, and KNOCKS the Barber Chair over!!! This Contest is done!!! ….

( Y2Impact’s music plays as he combs his hair with a comb and drops it on LC’s bald head )

Deadprez: What a turn of events! We saw LC hit the Stroke and I’m sure we all thought it was over! But Impact was able to fight back and get himself into position to win this thing!

Stew-O: But now here comes the best part of these Hair vs. Hair matches… Lethal Consequences must face his fear, as he must walk out of Pain for Pride dawning a Bald Head, Y2Impact has won the war! And now Impact has walked through the exit door on the side of the ramp without even looking back!

ETR: Now Lethal Consequences with his own hair all over him is conscious but is tied up, and doesn’t have the strength to release himself! LC reaches over and grabs a hand mirror… and sees himself with his head Bald!!! And LC is SCREAMING in Anger!!! I’ve NEVER, EVER seen Lethal Consequences this angry! I’m sure he has never been this humiliated in his life!….

( Video package airs highlighting RoViper vs La Secta Apocalyptica )
Announcer: The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the EAW NATIONAL EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEM CHAAAAAAAAMPIONSHIP…. THE INTERWIRE CHAAAAAMPIONSHIPPPP…. THE EAW TAG TEAM TITLES, AND THE EAW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS……. IN A WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH!!!

( RoViper’s entrance song plays, as they come out to a huge pop )

Announcer: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 412 Pounds…the National Extreme Champ, ROBBBBBB-BIIIIIIEEEEE-V!!!! And VIIIIIIPERRRRR!!…
the EAW WORLD TAG TEAAAAAAM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS…….. ROVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPERRRRRRR!!!!

ETR: One of the best highflying teams in EAW History, period. This rivalry began when Viper decided to not join The Dark Emperor and Kevin Devastation as a force, choosing to partner with his mentor, 2 time EAW National Extreme Champ, Robbie V!

DP: This apparently was an offensive move by Viper to the Secta Apocalyptica, as the feud heated from there. RoViper established themselves as a top team once Robbie defeated Mak to become EAW World Tag Team Champ, as Viper won his first EAW Gold… they went on to defeat Snagz & Twillz in a Tag Team Tables match on Turbo.

Stew: Both men look focused as they enter the ring holding the titles, and now each one of them climbs up a corner as the crowd cheers on their feet… and then they begin stretching in the ring…

( La Secta Apocalyptica’s theme song hits, they come out to a lot of boo’s )

Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 560 Pounds… the team of the EAW Interwire Champion… THE DAAAAAAARK EMPERRRRRORRRRR!!! And KEVIIIIIIN DEVAAAAAAAASTAAAATION!!!!!!!……. the EAW Tag Team Champions…….. LA SECTAAAAAAAAAA APOCALYPTICAAAAAA!!!!!

DP: And here comes the most dominant Tag Team in recent EAW History! I guarantee this will be one hell of a fight, as both teams will put it all on the line to win it all!

ETR: Each team takes a corner, and it looks like Viper and The Dark Emperor will kick off this contest! The referee rings the bell and this match is set to start! And now The Dark Emperor is trying to shove his opponent into the corner as Viper backs down… and DE attempts to throw a big right hand, but Viper avoids the attack as he ducks under DE’s arm, and then delivers a low kick to DE’s leg, and now he tries to toss him into the opposite corner!

Stew: But he’s unable to as The Dark Emperor uses his size advantage to block the attack, and then grabs Viper by his head, and throws him to the corner! And now DE runs towards Viper with a Big Splash, but Viper moves out of the way! And DE smashes his face onto the turnbuckle!

ETR: Viper connects a Dropkick to DE’s back as he smashes it once again onto the turnbuckle, and now Viper goes for a roll up! The cover! 1! Twooo… and No, DE kicks out! Viper jumps to the top rope of the ring and then connects a springboard Moonsault on DE!!!

DP: …. BUT NO!!! DE CATCHES HIM BETWEEN HIS ARMS… AND RAISES
HIM OVER HIS HEAD!!! HE HAS HIM IN A GORILLA PRESS!!! And DE is showing off, as he keeps his opponent raised over his head for more than 8 seconds… BEFORE HE FINALLY FOLLOWS WITH A DEADLY SPINEBUSTER ON VIPER!!!

Stew: Ouch! You could hear the impact of that move from over here! DE goes to his corner, and tags in Kevin Devastation! KD doesn’t waste any second as he quickly enters the ring and smashes Viper in the stomach with his knee! And now KD lifts him high, and puts him in a position for a powerbomb!

Stew: But watch out! Viper counters to KD’s back, and then follows connecting a Tornado DDT! And now Viper is crawling on the floor as he goes towards his partner to tag him in… BUT NO!! Here comes Kevin Devastation to stop him! He takes him back to the middle of the ring as he goes to tag in DE…. BUT WATCH OUT!! VIPER NAILS AN ENZUIGIRI OUT OF NOWHERE ON KD!!!

ETR: And Viper jumps high to make the tag, and here comes Robbie V! He comes with a combo of kicks on KD, and then tosses Kevin Devastation to the ring ropes, and as he bounces, Robbie splits in the middle of the ring, and then catches him with a Monkey Flip! Robbie continues throwing punches at his opponent as he backs him down into the corner..

DP: Robbie sets him up in the corner, as he flips to the back, and then runs onto Kevin Devastation for a Shoulder thrust… BUT KD MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! AND ROBBIE GOES RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!!!… KD now takes the opportunity to tag in The Dark Emperor as he goes to rest on the apron! And here comes DE!

Stew: It’s now the National Extreme Champion and the Interwire Champion in the ring! And both men go at it, but DE has the advantage over a tired Robbie V! DE sends Robbie to the ropes, Robbie bounces back connecting a diving crossbody on DE!!!… BUT NO!!! THE DARK EMPEROR DUCKS AVOIDING THE ATTACK!! AND NOW DE PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS…. AND HITS A SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM!!!

ETR: Robbie is trying to get on his feet using the Ring ropes… BUT HERE COMES THE DARK EMPEROR WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT OUTTA NOWHERE!!! BUT ROBBIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE RIGHT TIME AS DE MISSES AND HIS FOOT GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

DP: And now he gets stuck between the ropes… And watch out for Robbie! He jumps off straight to the top rope of the ring, and then connects a springboardspinning heel kick on DE knocking him off the ropes and to the floor at ringside!

Stew: And now KD gets off the apron, and goes towards DE to help him get back on his feet… AND WATCH OUT FOR ROBBIE!!! HE JUMPS STRAIGHT TO THE TOP ROPE AND THEN SPRINGBOARDS CONNECTING A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON BOTH MEN!!!

ETR: Robbie is now on his feet, and he looks at the crowd as he does his signature, and the crowd begins chanting “RoV”… But wait a second! Watch out for DE! He’s going under the ring, and Robbie isn’t paying attention to him as he turns around to knock KD down who just got up… BUT KD NAILS HIM WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!

DP: Here comes Viper! He climbs up the turnbuckle, and gets to the top rope… AND HE DIVES FOR A CROSSBODY ON THE DARK EMPEROR!!… BUT NO!!! DE NAILS HIM WITH A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT ONTO THE FACE!!! The table has turned around as La Secta Apocalyptica are back dominating this contest!

Stew: DE throws Robbie back into the ring, and follows him.. as Kevin Devastation grabs Viper by the back of his neck, and… THROWS HIM OVER THE BARICCADE!!! And in the ring, DE connects a Snap Suplex on Robbie V, and goes for the cover! 1!! 2!!! And no, Robbie kicks out!

ETR: DE grabs the barbed wire baseball bat, and he goes for a huge shot… BUT HE MISSES!!! Robbie is trying to get back in the match, but KD from behind catches Robbie by both hands and ties him up! And now DE is in hold of the baseball bat once again, and this time he’s targeting a difference place than the first time!

DP: Robbie is done if DE is able to nail him in the guts! And he goes for it! AND DE HITS ROBBIE WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT IN THE GUTS!!! BUT NO!! ROBBIE BACKFLIPS BEHIND KD, AS DE NAILS HIS TAG PARTNER INSTEAD!!! KD IS IN A LOT OF PAIN AND YOU CAN TELL THAT BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE!! And now Robbie pushes KD towards DE taking both men down!

ETR: Robbie goes to ringside, and gets a Steel chair! And now he gets back in the ring, as KD tries to get back on his feet but Robbie nails him with a roundhouse kick as he falls down to the bottom of the corner! And now Robbie runs towards Kevin Devastation for a dropkick… DRIVING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO KEVIN’S FACE!!!
THE CHAIR SURF HAS BEEN CONNECTED!!!

Stew: And as soon he connects it, Robbie turns around… BUT DE CATCHES HIM BY HIS NECK!!! As Robbie V drops the Chair on floor, and DE lifts him up…. and DE CONNECTS A CHOKESLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

DP: My Gawd! That is serious impact right there! And now DE goes for the cover! It’s a ONEEEEEEE…….. TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……. ANNNNNDDDDD…

ETR: NO!!! Robbie manages to kick out! Viper is now back on his corner, and so is Kevin Devastation! DE grabs the Steel Chair, and bashes it over Robbie’s back!
And now he sets up the Steel chair in the corner, DE grabs Robbie by his arm…… AND TOSSES HIM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! BUT NO!! ROBBIE DOES A DROP TOE HOLD TO REVERSE AS DE GOES RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR!!!

Stew: This is it! This is RoViper’s chance to get back into the match, Robbie is now walking to his corner slowly, just as DE is… and DE tags in KD!!! And KD runs into the ring to stop Robbie from making a tag, but it’s too late and here comes Viper!

DP: KD and Viper are exchanging punches, and now KD tosses him to the ropes, and as Viper bounces back, he connects a Hurricanrana! And he follows with a dropkick as KD falls down between the ropes! You know what’s coming now!

ETR: And here it comes! 6-1-9! BUT NO!!! KD MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIPER MISSES!!! AND KD GETS BACK ON HIS FEET, AS VIPER DIVES OFF THE APRON TO THE TOP ROPE AND THEN FOLLOWS WITH DROPPIN THE DIME!!! BUT WATCH OUT! KEVIN DEVASTATION CATCHES HIM AT THE LAST SECOND! AND NOW KD HAS HIM IN A POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB!

Stew: AND NOW KD CONNECTS A POWERBOMB!!! AND THEN HE RAISES HIM HIGH, AND CONNECTS A SECOND ONE!!! AND HE CONTINUES WITH A THIRD POWERBOMB!!! BAH GAWD!!!

DP: If that doesn’t finish this one up, I don’t know what could! KD hooks up the leg, and here we go…. 1!!!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!…… ANNNNDDDDDDDDD THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! NOT!!! ROBBIE V COMES WITH A DROPKICK OUTTA NOWHERE TO END THE COVER!!

ETR: Dammit! La Secta Apocalyptica had this won! But now the referee is telling Robbie to get back in his corner, and KD crawls over to tag in The Dark Emperor!
DE is in! And now Viper nails an Enzuigri… BUT DE CATCHES HIM BY HIS LEG!!! AND HE APPLIES THE ANKLE LOCK ON VIPER!!

Stew: DE is going technical! Viper is in big trouble as DE locks it in perfectely! Viper is about to tap out as DE continues putting it all! And now Viper attempts to get to the ropes… BUT DE TAKES HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! AND VIPER IS GETTING FAR AWAY FROM REACHING THE ROPES!!

DP: BUT NO!! VIPER FLIPS HIM OVER AS HE FINALLY GETS OUT OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD… BUT NOT FOR LONG!!! DE STILL HAS IT LOCKED IN!!! AND NOW DE LOCKS IN A LEG SCISSORS!!! THIS ONE IS FINISHED! AND VIPER IS GONNA TO TAP OUT!!!

ETR: BUT WATCH OUT!!!! ROBBIE V DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE DARK EMPEROR CONNECTING A FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH!!!!!! ROBBIE MADE THE SAVE AND MOST LIKELY IS FINISHING THIS MATCH!!! ROBBIE RUNS ONTO KD WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON, AS VIPER PINS THE DARK EMPEROR!!

Stew: AND THE COVERRRRR!!! 1!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNNNNNDDDDDDDD THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!! AND NO!! THE DARK
EMPEROR GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!

DP: You’ve got to be kidding me! Viper is shocked, Robbie is shocked, the referee is shocked, and every single person in the arena cannot believe their eyes! RoViper are now double teaming DE as they get him up on his feet, and toss him to the ropes…. BUT HE BOUNCES BACK CONNECTING A FLYING CLOTHESLINE TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN!!!

ETR: And at ringside, KD pulls out a table! And he sets it up close to the ring, as DE kicks Robbie out of the ring, but he grabs the rope to remain on the apron… KD is now climbing the Steel steps, and he goes towards Robbie who can barely stand on his feet… and KD kicks Robbie in the guts! And now KD catches Robbie by his neck…. AND THEN HOOKS UP HIS ARMS CONNECTING THE D.O.A THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Stew: MY GOD!!! Robbie is done for the night! And poor Viper is left alone against two monsters! And now DE tags in Kevin Devastation, as they start throwing punches at Viper, then deliver a Double Flapjack as KD throws his body over Viper for the pinfall! 1! 2!!! ANNNDDDDD….. VIPER KICKS OUT!!!

DP: KD is getting pissed off, and he signals that this match is coming to an end! Viper is up, he turns around, and Kevin doesn’t waste a second as he lifts him up in a position for a…. PILEDRIVER!!! AND HERE COMES THE D.O.A!!!! HE CONNECTS IT!!!! BUT WAIT!! VIPER REVERSES THE PILEDRIVER ONTO A HURRICANRANA SEND KEVIN DEVASTATION BETWEEN THE RING ROPES!!! Viper has him in a perfect position for the 619!!!

Stew: GO FOR IT VIPER!!!

DP: AND HE DOES!!! VIPER TOSSES HIMSELF ONTO THE ROPES AND THEN RUNS FORWARD TOWARDS HIS OPPONENT… AND HE PERFORMS THE 619 ON KEVIN!!!! VIPER IS NOW ON THE APRON, AS HE JUMPS STRAIGHT OFF TO THE TOP ROPE, AND THEN SPRINGBOARDS FOR THE WEST COAST POP!!! A HURRICANRANA PIN!!!

ETR: AND HERE’S THE COVER!!!! ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AND NO! DE GETS INSIDE THE RING TO STOP THE COVER!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ROBBIE FROM OUTSIDE THE RING PULLS THE DARK EMPEROR DOWN BY HIS LEGS!!!! AND A THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING )

DP: HE DID IT!!! ROVIPER DID IT!!! MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!

Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERRRRRRS… ROVIIIIIIIIPERRRRRR!!!!!!!

( RoViper’s theme song hits )

ETR: VIPER IS THE NEW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMP!!! WHILE ROBBIE RETAINS HIS NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP, AND NOW ROVIPER ARE EAW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!!

Stew: History has been made! Robbie joins Viper in the ring, as the referee hands the two all the Championship belts as they celebrate in the ring!

DP: BUT WAIT A SECOND!!! La Secta Apocalyptica aren’t done for the night! DE and KD are back in the ring attacking RoViper! And now DE tosses Robbie onto the ropes, and as he bounces back, DE catches him on his shoulders, and puts him in a position for a Pumphandle slam… WHICH HE TURNS INTO A PILEDRIVER!!!

ETR: DE HAS CONNECTED THE HELLHAMMER!!! My Gawd! Those two are completely upset! And now Robbie rolls to outside the ring, as Viper turns around… KD kicks him in the guts, and then lifts him up once again for The D.O.A…. AND IT CONNECTS!!!

DP: And now DE goes to outside the ring as camera fades to the crowd… Robbie is trying to get back on his feet after that devastating Hellhammer…. BUT WATCH OUT!!! THE DARK EMPEROR THROWS A FIREBALL AT ROBBIE V PUTTING HIS FACE ON FIRE!!!!!!

Stew: OHHH MAHH GAWD!!! DE HAS LOST IT!!! AND NOW DE AND KD ARE WALKING DOWN THE RAMP AS THE CROWD BOO BOTH MEN IN DISGUST!

ETR: I cannot believe what I’ve just seen! And as La Secta Apocalyptica leave, EMT’s are making their way to the ring, as they put Robbie on a stretcher and carry him to backstage!

( EAW Interbranded Title Chase promo plays )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall…. AND IS FOR THE EAW…. INTEEEEERBRANDED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Starr’s music plays as he comes out to Huge fireworks )

Announcer: First making his way to the ring….. The Challenger, hailing From Pittsburg, Pennsylvania…. weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. STAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR… STAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Starr is coming into Pain for Pride for one goal, and one goal only! Starr is here because he wants to become the Interbranded Champion! He’s here because he was to make Pain for Pride II his night of triumph! Starr wants this Interbranded Championship more than many people can understand, he wants his career to escalate…

Deadprez: And let’s not forget that this thing between him and HBB is purely competition! You could call this match the most competitive match in Pain for Pride, because Starr wants to prove that he is the single BEST wrestler in this business today! And When both guys like these want to prove a point like that on a stage like Pain for Pride.. well you do the math!

ETR: Ill do the math after i add up how many times you’ve interrupted me tonight…

Deadprez: :$

( Starr stands in the ring waiting for HBB ) …

( The Heart Break Boy’s music plays as he comes out with his Interbranded Championship )

Announcer: And his opponent!!! …. From St.. Louis, Missouri….. weighing in at 220 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS, he is the EAW INTEEEEEEEEEERBRANDED CHAMPIOOOOOOOON…. THE HEART!!!!!!!! BREAK!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!

Stew-O: The Interbranded Champion, the man who has held this title coming into Pain for Pride has a HUGE task ahead of him! He has Starr… who has kept himself HOT on the Interbranded Champion’s trail! Tonight is the night where both of these men must battle, both of these men must simply outwrestle eachother if they want to survive! And personally, i’m sure that neither of these men are going to have any 2nd thoughts on anything heading into this!

Deadprez: That’s true, that’s true, both HBB and Starr are backed up at two opposite corners… Both men are having a staredown and are positioning themselves. Both HBB and Starr close in and are tieing up in the middle of the ring, both men are having a test of strength & technique…. which Starr over comes! Locking in the headlock!!! And HBB runs Starr backed into the Turnbuckle as Starr lets go, and HBB attempts an irish whip into the alternative Turnbuckle… but Starr REVERSES with a Kitchen Sink knee into the gut, as HBB frontflips over, stumbles and tumbles from inbetween the ropes to the outside of the ring! HBB swings to his feet, and HBB is staring up at Starr who is in the ring as Starr is beckoning to HBB to enter the ring!

ETR: HBB goes up the steel steps into the ring, and both men are in the middle of the ring… and tie up again! A Test of strength and technique again….which….. HBB gains advantage by swinging behind Starr holding in the waistlock….but Starr swings himself around and presses his weight with a crossbody, and HBB rolls back so he’s pinning Starr! 1!!!…………..2!!!.. No! An immediate kickout after 2 as HBB gets up… and HBB is near the turnbuckle as Starr runs for the Turnbuckle clothesline???? NO! HBB Back Body’s Starr to the outside of the ring… but Stan lands on the Apron as HBB runs towards Starr, but meets a Shoulder into the midsection, and Starr steps into the ring and is GOING FOR THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! But HBB with his right hand throws hammershots into Starr’s Face!

Stew-O: And from behind HBB runs into Starr’s spine.. as Starr RUNS FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, and is knocked down! Starr is getting back up and HBB runs towards Starr… and Starr swings an arm for the clothesline, but HBB baseball slides under Starr’s arm to the outside and has hold of BOTH of Starr’s legs!!! And HBB tugs them as Starr falls flat on his face, and HBB happens to have Starr’s legs infront of the ringpost!!! Starr is in huge trouble!! Bigger trouble than he realizes… as HBB PULLS STARR WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT, AND STARR PLUMMETS GROIN FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!! As Starr ERUPTS in screams and outbursts of pain!! Now HBB slides into the ring, and is standing at the Turnbuckle clear across from Starr…. and HBB is… HBB is tuning up the band!!!!

Deadprez: He’s tuning it up already!!! 1!!!…………..2!!!…………3!!!…………..4!!!!……………5!!!!!…………6!!!……….7!!!……….8!!!!………… ( Starr gets to his feet ) … and HBB is going for the Sweet Chin Music!! I can’t believe i– BUT STARR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, as HBB’s leg hangs on the Top Rope.. and Starr immediately hits a Swinging Neckbreaker!! My Goodness, Starr could go for the pin right now…. but Starr instead is headed towards the Apron, and now on the Apron Starr grabs HBB’s leg, i believe his right leg, and Starr leans it on the Bottom rope so it is sticking out on the apron… and Starr backs up all the way, far from his leg!!! And OH NO!!! STARR GOES TOWARDS IT, LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND HITS A KNEEDROP!!! As HBB Pulls his leg into the ring and is holding his leg, SCREAMING in pain!!!

ETR: Starr has just taken out the leg that’s responsible for the sweet chin music! Starr gets into the ring and Starr hooks that injured leg!!! 1!!!!………………………2!!!!………………… but HBB gets a shoulder up, because he simply could NOT kick out! Starr now grabs HBB’s head to pull him up, and Starr picks up HBB holding him in a military press position… and Starr DROPS HBB gut first on the Ringpost of the Top Turnbuckle! Starr is climbing up the turnbuckle now, HBB is in a world of trouble! Starr has hold of HBB and is going for the Fallaway Slam!! And is going for it off the top Turnbuckle!! But HBB throws punches into Starr’s midsection, and HBB throws several Elbows into Starr’s head, as Starr jumps off the Turnbuckle to the canvas, and now the Heart Break Boy is STANDING UP on the top Turnbuckle!!!

Stew-O: HBB is going for the Standing Moonsault! … But from behind Starr SHOVES HBB OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE… AS HBB’S ENTIRE BODY PLUMMETS STRAIGHT INTO A PIT OF CHAIRS IN THE CROWD AREA!!! Good lord the Heart Break Boy has been devastated!!! Starr is just taking a moment to stare at the devastation, and now Starr rolls out of the ring and is going towards the Spanish Announce Table!! Starr pulls off the cover to that Announce Table and rips off the monitors, and now Starr is coming over here and is pulling off OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER TOO, AND IS TAKING OUR MONITORS!!! WE NEED THOSE!!! Starr tosses the monitors into the ring, and Starr is going towards the Heart Break Boy who has been helped to ringside by the Crowd… now Starr grabs HBB’s head and is walking over to our announce table… and is RAMMING HBB’s head into the Announce table over and over again like a basketball!!!

Deadprez: But after the 7th attempt, HBB stops the Impact, and throws several elbows into Starr’s ribs, and Starr throws a huge punch into the Skull… but HBB FIRES UP STARR’S CHEST WITH A HUGE KNIFE-EDGED CHOP!!! And HBB repeats those vicious chops, as Starr is in excruciating pain! Now HBB grabs Starr’s head and tries to ram it into the announce table… but Starr SHOVES HBB into the steel ringpost!! And Starr goes towards HBB…. but THAT WAS A BAD MOVE!!! Because HBB NAILS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!! And Starr Falls back, Right over the Announce Table! Starr is laid out on the Table, as HBB his kicked Starr’s teeth down his throat!!! The Heart Break Boy ventures his way to the ring apron now… and HBB is climbing all the way to the top rope!!!!! Whats he thinking?!?!!?!??!!?

ETR: Oh I know EXACTLY what HBB is thinking, and this is NOT Good at all!! HBB is standing on the Top Rope!!!! HBB is STANDING ON THE TOP!!!
Deadprez: HE WONT DO IT!!!

ETR: He’s Gonna Do It!!!!! HE LEAPS OFF….. AND HBB NAILS THE HEART BREAK ELBOW, DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO STARR’S HEART AS STARR IS DRIVEN THR, NO!!!! STARR JUST BARELY!!! BARELY ROLLS OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, AS HBB CRASHES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! Starr is bleeding from the mouth, and is spitting blood at ringside… and Starr angrily grabs HBB!!! Starr is dragging HBB by his arm infront of us, Starr doesn’t even give HBB TIME, Starr grabs HBB and hits… THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!! THE OLYMPIC SLAM STRAIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! Starr grabs HBB, and Starr drags him by his hair, walks UP the Steel Steps, enters the ring and covers for the pin!!! WE HAVE A NEW INTERBRANDED CHAMPION!!! 1!!!!!…………………2!!!!……………….. But HBB DROPS his Leg over the Bottom Rope!!! And amazing Save!!

Stew-O: Starr is now taking alittle time to recollect himself… Starr has been fighting brutally all match, as more blood comes out of his mouth! Starr now grabs HBB’s badly hurt right leg, and Starr slips it under the bottom rope and goes onto the Apron with it…. and STARR IS LOCKING IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!! HBB HAS NO ESCAPE!!! STARR HAS FOUND A NEW WAY TO LOCK IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! HBB is in alot of pain, and is barely concious…. But Look at this!!! HBB SWINGS his Left leg through the Middle Ropes and hits AN ENZIGURI!!!! As Starr falls ALL THE WAY off the Apron, Gut first onto the Barricade!!! HBB is in the middle of the ring now, and Starr is on his knee’s in bad shape after that Fall!! And HBB KIPS RIGHT UP TO HIS FEET!!!

Deadprez: I seriously didn’t see this possible!!! HBB was put through two tables in less than two minutes!!! I dont know HOW HBB has anything left in him to continue fighting!!! Starr is on the ring apron, trying to get in, and HBB snapmares Starr from the Apron into the ring! Starr gets back up, and HBB hits the Atomic Drop!!! And HBB grabs Starr’s legs from infront of him, and sweeps him to his Back… and HBB IS GOING FOR THE FIGURE 4??? NO!!! HBB IS LOCKING IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN, DEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, THE WORST Place you want to be!!! The Referee is watching closely, Starr might not even tap out! Starr would rather pass out from the pain than Tap out to his opponent!!! The look in Starr’s face is the look that is TRYING to survive, TRYING all he can, BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!! STARR!!! STARR!!!

ETR: STARR GRABS HOLD OF HBB’S ANKLE WHILE IN THE SHARPSHOOTER, AND STARR LOCKS IN AN ANKLE SUBMISSION!!! RIGHT ON THE INJURED RIGHT LEG!!! HBB MUST Let go of the submission but Starr didn’t have to!!! That was one of the BEST Submission Reversals I have ever seen!!! Starr now has the ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!!! STARR HAS THE ANKLE LOCK SNAPPED IN!! But HBB THROWS himself over the Bottom Rope, saving himself!!! Starr is now PULLING OFF HIS STRAPS!!! STARR IS STOMPING, STARR IS STALKING, STARR IS POISED as The Heart Break Boy gets to his feet…. AND HBB IS UP!!! BUT WHAM!!! HBB CONNECTS WITH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! ….. BUT… STARR DUCKS!! And Starr HAS HBB…. AND STARR HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! DEAD CENTER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! And Starr hooks the leg!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………………………..2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………….. BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY KICKS OUT!!!

Deadprez: BAH GAWD!!!

Stew-O: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! Starr’s FACE IS RED, STARR IS ANGRY, STARR IS FIRED UP, AND STARR GRABS HBB’S ANKLE AND LOCKS IN…. THE ANKLE LOCK!!! RIGHT ON THE INJURED LEG!!! HBB IS IN MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE!!! HBB IS FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES!!! HBB IS ABOUT TO TAP!!! HBB HAS NO OPTIONS………….. AND HBB TAPS OUT!!! ( Ding!!! Ding!!! Ding!!! Ding!!! Ding!!! )

( Starr’s music plays as he celebrates with the Interbranded Championship )

Announcer: The Winner of this match…. AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW INTEEERBRANDED CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON….. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Stew: STARR DID IT AGAIN!!!! HE IS THE EAW INTER-BRANDED CHAMPION!!! HE WORKED HARD FOR THIS MOMENT, AND HE DESERVES THIS VICTORY!!!

DP: HBB was also great, no doubt… that was an amazing match up, and now the referee hands Starr the title as he begins celebrating… while HBB starts getting up on his feet…

ETR: HBB and Starr are exchanging looks and they go face to face! And you can only imagine the tension going on between these two!

Stew: And… LOOK AT THIS!!! HBB EXTANDS HIS HAND TO STARR OFFERING A HANDSHAKE!! Starr looks at the crowd, and is taking his time to think… AND HE ACCEPTS THE HANDSHAKE!!!
ETR: HBB raises Starr’s arm high, as the crowd cheers for both men… and now Starr is leaving the ring…. But wait a second…. HBB pulls him by his arm to stop him…….. AND WATCH OUT!!!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC OUT OF NOWHERE ON STARR!!!!
DP: WHERE DID THAT COM FROM!?! THE CROWD IS IN SHOCK!!! AND NOW HBB GRABS THE TITLE BELT, AND LOOKS DOWN AT STARR WHO TRIES TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET…. BUT HBB SMASHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE!!!
Stew: Just why!? WHY WOULD HBB DO THIS TO STARR!? He lost the title CLEANLY!
ETR: And it seems to me that HBB isn’t done! HBB kicks Starr to ringside… and then Smashes Starr’s face onto the Steel Steps!!! AND NOW HBB LIFTS UP THE STEEL STEPS…… AND HITS IT RIGHT ONTO STARR’S HEAD!!!
DP: MAH GAWD!!! Starr is rolling on the floor in A LOT OF PAIN! And now HBB puts Starr’s foot over the Steel Steps… as he grabs a Steel Chair! NO!!! DON”T DO IT!!!
ETR: HBB RAISES THE CHAIR….. AND BASHES IT ONTO STARRSTAN’S FOOT!!!! AND HE CONTINUES BASHING IT OVER, OVER, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
Stew: STARR IS SCREAMING IN PAIN OUTSIDE!!! AND FINALLY WE HAVE SOME HELP OUT FOR STARR AS BUNCH OF REFEREE’S ALONG WITH EAW STAFF COME OUT TO THE RING TO SEPARATE HBB FROM INJURING STARR EVEN MORE!!!
DP: HBB is being booed out of the building as he turns his back to the crowd and leaves while Starr is being carried over a stretcher!

( Camera pans to the Arena where 4 Ladders are lined down the Ramp, 3 on the Stage and 5 surrounding the Ring )

( Camera focuses on the Cash in the Vault Breifcase hanging 20 Feet above the Ring )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: This contest… is the CASH IN THE VAULT, BRIEFCASE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Winner of this match will be able to fight for any Title opportunity at any Time up to next year’s, Pain for Pride 3!!! ….

( A fleet of 100 Dollar Bills fall from the ceiling and line down the Ramp )

( WWEFan’s music plays as he comes dancing out, and makes his way to the ring )
Announcer: Introducing the Contestants…. First making his way to the ring, weighing in at 234 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… RETURNING HOME TO LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIAAAAAA…. WWEFAAAAAAAAAAN-TAKEEEEEEEEEEER-MCMAHOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Here comes the money, Gentlemen!!!

Stew-O: Tonight the Money comes home to Los Angeles, back where Im assuming the dream started, where at Wrestlemania 21 WWEFan came into this building to watch the first Money in the Bank match! And now He is back home, in the Cash in the Vault match for the biggest prize in the business!!!

ETR: Or atleast, another chance at the biggest prize in the business… can WWEFan get it done AGAIN tonight, here, and now!? …

( Carlos’ music plays as he comes out )

Announcer: His Opponents… first, from Baton Rouge, Louisianna…. weighing in at 236 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!

ETR: Carlos is one of the MOST likely, I said it, MOST likely to make innovations in this match! Understand Carlos + Cash in the Vault Breifcase match = confusion! Carlos is not the type for the Cash in the Vault match! But Carlos will be forced tonight to do things you might have never seen him do before, and will most likely never see him do again! That’s what makes this match so special! You never know what’s coming! …

( Adam’s music plays as he comes out to Huge Fireworks and holding his Alternative X Championship )

Announcer: Next up… From Gainesville, Georgia…. weighing in at 215 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… He is the ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIOOOOOOON…. “Code Phenomenal”… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

Deadprez: Everybody’s entitled to their opinion, my opinion and from the way I see it, Adam is going to be THE MOST innovative, creative and breath taking man in that matchup! The man doesn’t need a single weapon to take your breath away… but we are in Hardcore Heavan! I expect alot coming out of this young man, Code Phenomenal Adam! …
( Cole Smith’s music plays as he comes out )

Announcer: From Birmingham, Alabama… weighing in at 220 POOOOOOOOOOUNDS… “Mr..Priceless”… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE SMITH!!!!

ETR: Mr.Priceless, without a doubt in my mind has everything it takes to become Mr.CITV! There hasn’t been much of that CITV Spotlight on him, and he could end up shocking the world by snatching that briefcase and earning his shot at the biggest prize in the entire Business! A World Championship!

Stew-O: And look at this! Cole is going underneath the ring… and Cole is pulling out not one, not three, not five, but EIGHT Steel Chairs!!! And tosses them ALL into the ring!!! And as Cole slides in, WWEFan, Carlos and Adam grab chairs of their own!

( Nik-e-G’s music plays as he comes out )

Announcer: From Cameron, North Carolina…. weighing in at 230 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. NIK-E-G!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Nik-e-G has afew allies like Extreme Enigma, and even more enemies in this matchup like Carlos and Bobby Cash! And that will make it so much harder for Nik-e to merely climb the ladder and grab the CITV Breifcase, because there will be allies he has to think about, and enemies he has to watch out for! But he’s gotta remember that there ARE no friends in the CITV match, its all for one!

( Bobby Cash’s music plays as he walks out )

Announcer: From West Palm Beach, Florida…. weighing in at 235 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. BOBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!

Stew-O: Bobby Cash got into this match because of his suprising ties with Jaywalker, And when you think about it, Bobby Cash has become more and more like Jaywalker as the weeks go by! They’re both unbelievably wealthy, theyre both snobby, theyre both arrogant, they both have power, they both have the looks, they both have the bad and selfish attitudes and…

ETR: You better hope that Jay didn’t hear you, he will be quick to fire anyone who he feels is out of line!

( Extreme Enigma’s music plays as he storms out )

Announcer: Also from Cameron, North Carolina…. weighing in at 227 POOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. EXTRRRRREEEEEEEEEEME… EEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

ETR: Extreme Enigma is blowing off a head of steam! Extreme Enigma has worked and suffered alot to get to Pain for Pride, and Extreme Enigma is willing to take every single risk, defy every single law of gravity and put his body on the line to grab that briefcase! And I think Extreme Enigma has a great opportunity to become Mr.CITV!

Stew-O: Hard to disagree with you there! …

( Speedy’s music plays as he comes out )

Announcer: And Finally….. from Parma, Ohio… weighing in at 231 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Deadprez: If there is one thing that Speedy loves to do, and wants to do, its make an Impact! Because Speedy knows that one big Impact will commence the jumpstart of his career, into superstardom! And Speedy has all of the abilities too…. he just needs to win one big one and I guarentee that he will SKYROCKET in this business!!! ….

Stew-O: This is an AMAZING moment! All 8 Men are standing in the ring, weilding their own perspective Steel Chairs! Waiting for someone to attack! Waiting for Hell to reach Heavan!!! Waiting for….

Deadprez: GOOD GOD!!!

ETR: IT HAS!!! BECAUSE BOBBY CASH CRACKS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER EXTREME ENIGMA’S HEAD!!! AND BOBBY CASH BEATS UP ON EXTREME ENIGMA, AS THE 6 OTHER MAN EMERGE INTO A BRAWL!!!! First off, Speedy and Nik-e are trading rapid punches, and Speedy RAKES the eye of Nik-e and repeatedly bashes his head over the Turnbuckle! And now STEEL CHAIRS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE!!! Carlos and Cole Smith are BASHING their chairs together, trying to connect chairshots, and WWEFan climbs onto the middle rope and hits a Missile Dropkick into Carlos’ back, as Carlos runs SKULL FIRST INTO COLE’S CHAIR!!! Carlos falls to the ground and From behind, Adam CLIPS the Steel Chair to the back of Cole’s knee!!!

Stew-O: Now WWEFan runs up to Adam and both of these men trade punches, and meanwhile Bobby Cash has Extreme Enigma down, and slides to the outside of the ring and grabs himself a Ladder!! And Bobby Cash is taking a break from the Violence inside the ring! In the ring, both WWEFan and Adam are trading punches, but Speedy hits a Double Clothesline on WWEFan & Adam sending both men to the outside, as the roll to the Bottom of the Ramp! And now out of nowhere, Nik-e hits an Enziguri completely out of desparation to send Speedy inbetween the top and middle ropes to the outside!!! And now Bobby Cash is weilding the Ladder… and Speedy is trying all he can to get back to his feet…. and when Speedy does BOBBY CASH DRIVES THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO SPEEDY’S FACE!!!!!!!

Deadprez: My Goodness!!! Speedy is bloodied! Speedy has been laid out!!! And now Extreme Enigma is back up and WWEFan slides back into the ring leaving WWEFan standing in the ring, weaponless in between both EE and Nik-e holding Steel Chairs!!! And EE & Nik hit a DOUBLE STANDING CONCHAIRTOOOOO…NOOO!!! WWEFan ducks as the Chairs smash into eachother, and Nik Swings the Chair at WWEFan, but WWEFan dodges again! And from the apron, Adam is weilding a Steel Chair and SMASHES it into WWEFan’s Head!!! Sending him down!!! And Extreme Enigma backs into the ropes behind him and runs fullspeedy towards Adam…. but Adam hits a Shoulderblock from the Apron, in between the ropes to dodge Enigma’s attack….

ETR: And Adam still has hold of the Steel Chair, and Carlos is going towards Adam to pull him off of the apron, but Adam TOSSES the Chair into Carlos’ head!!! The 2ND Chairshot he’s received this match already!!! And now Adam Springboard’s off of the ropes and hits a Double Clothesline on both Nik-e and Extreme Enigma!!! But… Both Nik & Enigma catch Adam… and BOTH MEN HIT THE DOUBLE SIDE-EFFECT, SENDING ADAM DOWN HARD!!! Meanwhile Mr.Priceless is at ringside, trading punches with Bobby Cash… and in the ring Both Enigma and Nik see that as they back up…. AND LEAP OVER THE ROPES FOR THE DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE!!! …. BUT!!!

Deadprez: OH NO!!!!

ETR: BOBBY CASH PULLS A LADDER INFRONT OF HIM, PROTECTING HIM AND COLE FROM EE AND NIK, BUT AIDING THE IMPACT OF THE SUICIDE DIVE!!

Stew-O: Bobby Cash pulled this COMPLETELY out of Desparation!!! Even though all 4 Men were knocked down in the process, Bobby Cash made SURE that Enigma and Nik-e-G were hurt in the process!!! Now look at this, WWEFan who already grabbed a 15 Foot Ladder from the Ramp slides into the ring, and WWEfan is crawling up those Ladders steps as FAST as he can!!! WWEFan is climbing higher and higher, and is RIGHT AT THE TOP!!! WWEFan is standing at the top, trying to unhook the Breifcase from the Ladder…. but Adam from the bottom of the ladder pulls at the Ladder and shakes it as much as he can!!! Adam is still badly hurt from that Double Side-Effect, but is trying to make sure that WWEfan DOES NOT win this match!!!

Deadprez: WWEfan is holding onto the Ladder by one hand!!! TRYING to not let go!!! And now Carlos is on the ring Apron, and climbs up the Turnbuckle! And Carlos LEAPS off the Turnbuckle and hits a Missle Dropkick INTO it, as WWEfan goes Down…. GROIN FIRST INTO THE RING ROPES!!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! That is a 15 Foot Fall, Groin first into those Hard, Plastic-Like, Stiff Ring Ropes!! Now Carlos grabs Adam, kicks him in the Gut and goes for the DDT…. but Adam SWEEPS the both of Carlos’ legs, and Adam is going for…. the Clash of the Codes!!! The Styles Clash!!! … BUT FROM BEHIND, SPEEDY SMASHES A BASEBALL BAT INTO 2 OVER ADAM’S SPINE!!! And now Carlos escapes Adam’s clutches… and is Climbing up the Ladder!!!!

ETR: Carlos is almost halfway up the Ladder….. and Adam is laid out in the center of the ring…. and CARLOS instead of climbing to the top of the Ladder PRESSES his weight into the Ladder…. as THE LADDER FALLS, OTHER SIDE FIRST STRAIGHT INTO ADAM’S GUT!!! I have NEVER seen that before!!! Now Speedy pulls in another Ladder, from the outside of the ring into the inside of the ring… and Speedy immediately sets it up and is Climbing to the top for his life!!! Speedy wants it!!! He wants it bad!!! He wants it more than anybody can ever imagine!!! AND SPEEDY IS AT THE TOP!!! SPEEDY IS DOING EVERYTHING TO UNHOOK THE BREIFCASE BEFORE ANYONE CAN INTERFERE…. But Bobby Cash is seated on the Top Turnbuckle!!!

Stew-O: And Bobby Cash LEAPS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HANGS ON TO THE BOTH OF SPEEDY’S LEGS!!! And Speedy is trying to Swing around, Hanging on the Breifcase trying to knock Bobby Off… and Speedy swings his legs INTO THE LADDER!!! Now outside the ring, Nik-e is holding a Ladder at the Bottom of the Ramp… and Nik bridges the 15 Foot Ladder inbetween both Guardrails! And Nik meets a clothesline by “Priceless” Cole Smith!!! Now in the ring, Extreme Enigma is on the Top Turnbuckle as Speedy & Bobby are dangling from the Breifcase above the Ring Ropes… and Extreme Enigma LEAPS towards Bobby Cash, and EXTREME ENIGMA GOES FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!!!! AS BOTH BOBBY AND SPEEDY FALL…. AND SPEEDY CRASHES SPINE FIRST, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER ON THE RAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Put a fork in it, Speedy is done! Extreme Enigma is in the ring, Bobby is laid out at Ringside and Cole Smith slides into the ring….. now Cole grabs hold of the ladder in the ring, and sets it up right in the middle, but before Cole can climb it, Adam runs a forearm to the back of Cole’s head! Cole is seated at the Turnbuckle and Adam throws stomps and stomps, trying to bring Cole Down… and now Adam grabs Cole and IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE LADDER…. and meanwhile Extreme Enigma hits a DROPKICK ON THE LADDER FROM THE OTHER SIDE, AS COLE MEETS A DEVASTATING IMPACT WITH THAT LADDER!!! The Ladder is leaned on the Ropes, And look! Carlos is on the Ring Apron, and Carlos holds on tight to the ladder and SWINGS it back into the middle of the ring and IS ON THE TOP!!! And Extreme Enigma does NOT want to let it be!!! EE climbs the other side of the ladder as fast as he can!!!

ETR: Just as Carlos was about to unhook the Breifcase, Enigma throws a HUGE right hand into the Jaw! And Carlos returns with a Right Hand, which Enigma blocks! And Enigma throws a punch of his own, and these two men are brawling for their LIVES!!! Now Adam who meanwhile slid outside the ring, and brought in a 15 Foot Ladder is Leaning the not-set-up ladder onto the Ladder EE & Carlos are on!!! And Adam backs up…. BUT BAM!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE, WWEFAN HITS THE PAY CUT!!!! As Adam has been Floored!!! And now WWEFan backs into the ropes… RUNS UP THE LADDER THAT WAS LEANED ON THE STANDING LADDER WHICH EE & CARLOS ARE ON…. AND WWEFAN FROM 20 FEET IN THE AIR HITS THE DOUBLE PAYCUT!!!! AS DEDEDE WOULD SAY, BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! Both Extreme Enigma and Carlos’ faces have been PLANTED from a 20 Foot Drop! WWEFan just leveled the playing feild for himself! And…..

Stew-O: DON’T BLINK!!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, COLE SMITH NAILS THE PAY DIRT ON WWEFAN!!! Cole Smith was taken out by a brutal shot with a Ladder, but has cought WWEFan completely off-guard! And now Cole is standing up a Ladder, and Cole, with a Kendo Stick in hand and with all he’s got is climbing the ladder, Pain or not!!! But sliding in the ring, it’s Bobby Cash! and Bobby climbs the other side of the Ladder, plundering Cole’s free shot at the CITV Breifcase!!! But LOOK AT THIS!!! Bobby ALSO has a Kendo Stick in his hand!!! And BOTH MEN EXCHANGE KENDO STICK SWATS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! Something has GOT to give!!! Now Nik-e-G from the outside of the ring pulled out a Wooden Table, and is setting it up at Ringside! Cole meanwhile nails a DEVASTATING shot, snapping his Kendo Stick in half over Bobby’s head, And Nik-e is sliding into the ring, and TIPS THE LADDER COLE & BOBBY WERE ON OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Cole in midair JUMPS OFF the Ladder to land into the ring, but Bobby Cash takes the LONG FALL TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING… AND LANDS GUT FIRST INTO THE GUARD RAIL, AND WHIPLASHES ONTO THE TABLE NIK SET UP! BOBBY HAS MOST LIKELY HAD THE WIND BLOWN OUT OF HIM! Now in the ring, Cole is throwing lightning fast punches at Nik-e-G, and Cole whips Nik to the ropes… but Nik reverses the whip and runs into the Turnbuckle!!! And Cole slowly turns around and meets a boot to the midsection… and NIK HITS THE TWIST OF FATE ONTO A LADDER ON THE GROUND!!! From out of nowhere, Extreme Enigma is up and brings the tipped over ladder to its feet!! And now Extreme Enigma is CLIMBING THE LADDER!!! Extreme Enigma, step by step is climbing until he Reaches the top!!! Now Adam is running as fast as he can towards the ladder, but Nik runs a Clothesline at Adam, and Adam at the same time ran a Clothesline towards Nik as both men are down!!!

ETR: But thats not the big picture!!! Extreme Enigma is at the Top of the Ladder… and is FACING BOBBY CASH!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!!! EVERYTHING HE HAS IS HERE AND NOW…. AND EXTREME ENIGMA… DONT DO IT!!! DONT DO IT!!! ENIGMA HAS THE BREIFCASE IN GRASP… BUT INSTEAD LEAPS OFF OF THE 20 FOOT LADDER FOR THE 20 FOOT SWANTON BOMB ON BOBBY CASH!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!——–NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WWEFAN DRAGS BOBBY CASH OFF THE TABLE BY HIS FEET, AS EXTREME ENIGMA PLUNGES THROUGH THAT WOODEN TABLE, CRASHING, BURNING AND BURIED!!!!! And Nik-e-G can only look on in shock!!!… UNTIL HE MEETS A CHAIRSHOT FROM BEHIND BY CARLOS!!! Carlos has his name back in the lottery, and Carlos drags in a Ladder from the Outside! And now Carlos lifts the Ladder high above his head… and DROPS ALL OF IT’S WEIGHT ON NIK-E-G!!!

Stew-O: From the other side of the ring, “Code Phenomenal” Adam lifts up a Ladder, and stands it up! Adam wants to win this and he wants to win this bad! And Adam goes onto the Turnbuckle…. and Adam leaps off the Turnbuckle… OVER the Ladder and RIGHT ONTO CARLOS WITH THE LOU THEZ PRESS!!! And from behind, WWEFan runs towards Adam with a Trashcan…. but Adam SUPERKICKS THE TRASHCAN RIGHT INTO WWEFAN’S FACE!!! As WWEFan stumbles backwards into the Turnbuckle!!! And now Adam goes to the Turnbuckle at the Far side of the Ring!!! And Adam is ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP, STARING AT WWEFAN SEATED IN THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER….. But Bobby Cash on the Apron objects! As Bobby NAILS the Chairshot on Adam from behind!!! And Collapses back onto the Apron! And now LOOK WHO’S RUNNING INTO THE RING!!! SPEAKING OF SPEEDY RECOVERY’S, IT’S SPEEDY!!!!!!!!! AND SPEEDY IMMEDIATELY CLIMBS THE LADDER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!

Deadprez: I THOUGHT SPEEDY WAS OUT OF THE MATCH!!!! SPEEDY IS UP HIGH!!! SPEEDY IS UP HIGH… But WWEFan TOSSES a Trashcan from his standpoint infront of the Turnbuckle into Speedy’s face ontop of the Ladder!!! Speedy is hurt, still on top but hurt, and now WWEFan climbs the Ladder several feet infront of the Turnbuckle! WWEFan has hold of a leftover Kendo Stick, and WWEFan is close enough to reach Speedy and hit HUGE Swats with that Kendo Stick!!! Now “Code Phenomenal” Adam is up, and as Bobby Cash is about to enter the ring, he meets a HUGE ENZIGURI FROM ADAM!!! AS BLOOD IMMEDIATELY COMES RUSHING OUT OF HIS EARS!!!! Adam obviously has alot of history with Bobby Cash!! It’s well documented!! and Bobby falls to the Ringside, and Adam is in the ring, and is climbing the Ladder clear across the ring from WWEFan!!! So now its Adam, WWEFan and Speedy in the ring on 3 of their own Ladders in Triangle Formation!!!

ETR: Which one of these men are going to become Mr.CITV 2009!??!!? WWEfan is still ABUSING Speedy with the Kendo Stick…. And now Cole Smith is climbing on the SAME LADDER AS SPEEDY!!!! ADAM AND WWEFAN ARE TOO FAR FROM THE BREIFCASE TO GRAB IT, BUT COLE SMITH IS IN THE CLEAR!!!!!!!!!! HE’S IN THE CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S CLIMBING!!! … And now Extreme Enigma is on the Ring Apron… and Extreme Enigma LEAPS and HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ON THE LADDER ADAM IS ON, AS IT CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE LADDER WWEFAN IS ON, AS BOTH MEN & BOTH LADDERS ARE SENT OUT OF THE RING!!! Cole has his hands on the Briefcase!!! and…. COLE UNHOOKS IT!!! COLE UN…NO!!! Extreme Enigma PULLS Cole off of the Ladder!! Extreme Enigma kicks Cole in the gut and goes for… THE TWIST OF FATE???? ….. NO!!! Carlos runs straight towards Extreme Enigma!!! But Enigma whips Cole as HARD AS HE CAN INTO CARLOS, AS BOTH MEN ARE SENT OUT!!! But Extreme Enigma has forgotten about Speedy!!! Who is on the top of the Ladder and is regaining his senses!!! Speedy is climbing a few steps more, Speedy is trying all he can to get the briefcase in his hands…
Stew-O: LOOK FROM BEHIND, NIK-E-G RUNS IN AND DRIVES A LADDER STRAIGHT INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S SPINE!!!! …. but Enigma saw it coming, as Enigma LEAPS out of the way and drives the Ladder INTO Speedy’s Ladder, sending Speedy FROM THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO THE CROWD!!! and now Extreme Enigma TAKES NIK DOWN by grabbing the Ladder Nik is holding and SWINGS IT STRAIGHT INTO NIK’S OWN FACE!!! And now Extreme Enigma pulls Speedy’s Ladder into the middle of the ring, and is CLIMBING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!!! Extreme Enigma is hurt and is hurt bad!! He is running on fumes! But he is climbing to the top!!!! …. but now BOBBY CASH slides into the ring and is climbing to the top as well!!! ITS BOBBY!!! ITS ENIGMA!!! ITS THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! AS BOTH MEN ARE TRADING PUNCHES!!! But Bobby Cash SPITS RIGHT INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S FACE!!! And Bobby digs into his tights to equip a pair of Brass Knuckles!!!! AND BOBBY THROWS THE FINAL PUNCH, BRASS KNUCKLES RIGHT INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S FA— NO!!! ENIGMA BLOCKS THE SHOT USING THE CITV BREIFCASE!!!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA WITH THE BREIFCASE BASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO BOBBY’S SKULL, AS BOBBY CASHFALLS OFF OF THE LADDER!!!!

Deadprez: HE’S GOT IT! HE’S GOT IT!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY HE’S GOT IT!!!!

Stew-O: AND EXTREME ENIGMA UNHOOKS THE CITV BREIFCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!! ( Ding!!!! Ding!!!!!! Ding!!!!!!!! )

( Extreme Enigma’s music plays as he celebrates with tears at the Top of the Ladder with the CITV Briefcase )

Announcer: The winner of this match…. AND THE 2009 MR.CASH IN THE VAULT…. EXTRRRRREEEEEEEEEEME…. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ETR: I dont want to be one to make predictions, but I feel this day could be the BEST DAY of Extreme Enigma’s career!!! Extreme Enigma has worked hard, time and time again, no matter what fumble he’s been through, no matter how many times he’s been shot down, no matter how many bumps he has taken, no matter how many people have told him he will never make it in EAW, he HAS his opportunity to fight for ANY World Championship at ANY given time, and ANY given date!!!

Stew-O: I’ve watched Extreme Enigma grow tremendously!!! And I’m sure his trainers and everyone behind him couldn’t be more proud! All of these other superstars in this match, whether its Speedy, Bobby or Nik deserved the CITV! But it was Extreme Enigma who in this fight, on this night of title town has made the biggest breakout possible!!!

Deadprez: No doubt about it, congratulations goes out to Extreme Enigma! But this match was a WAR!! We’ve seen alot of matches but this match was a WAR!!! That Extreme Enigma, or should I say… MISTER Cash in the Vault was able to win! ….

( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million )

Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, joining me backstage live…. he will be defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Mr.DEDEDE…. JAAAAAYWALKER!!!!

( Jaywalker walks into the screen wearing a Golden, Silver Trimmed Robe with Diamonds all over, and holding his World Heavyweight Championship )

Max A. Million: Jaywalker, you are the World Heavyweight Champion and at the top of the world, everyone knows… but what we don’t know is your raw thoughts tonight and how it’s like walking into the biggest match of your life!

Jaywalker: Max you are absolutely right… and I respect you for that because you know greatness when you see it, and how I feel walking into the biggest match of my life….

Jaywalker: I want everyone who see’s what im saying to ask themselves this… if they walked in to the most important bout of theyre life, WHATEVER it is, you tend to get nervous. You tend to get too excited. And the day before it happens is the most anxietous day… yes new word… the most anxietous day in their life. Tonight’s match is going to change both me and Mr.DEDEDE forever… neither of us will ever be the same. Except Mr.DEDEDE is going to LOSE, and I am going to remain the man who TOWERS over everyone else, the man who is BETTER than each and every single person here.

Jaywalker: All my haters??? All my non-Jaywalkers who support Mr.DEDEDE… THEY SHOULD DO WHAT MR.DEDEDE SHOULD’VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO AND THAT’S SHUTUP, AND STAYDOWN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS im walking out Champion! EVERYONE, WHETHER ITS THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE ME OR THE PEOPLE THAT HATE ME KNOW THAT IM WALKING OUT CHAMPION!!!! Just like EVERYONE KNOWS If I stick my hand in my pocket, Pull a RANDOM amount of money out, I’ll be holding more than You people make in 5 MONTHS!!! This??? This ROBE??? THIS ROBE COST’S MORE THAN WCW DID, MORE THAN EOW DID….

Jaywalker: This isn’t my point… my point is that some people in life, people like me which are Very Few know how to have a successful Career…. and people like Mr.DEDEDE who can be LIVING LEGENDS for all I care, aren’t worth as much as I am… Ryan Adams can DIE TODAY and spend the rest of his existance laying RIGHT NEXT TO HIS MOM… and EAW will hold a ceremony and he will be forgotten. But if Jaywalker decides to leave EAW??? EAW Will Drop-Dead.

Jaywalker: So Max, I have no need to praise an opponent who doesn’t deserve NEARLY the amount of credit he gets… I have no need to fear, because tonight Mr.DEDEDE is going to stumble, tumble, fail, fall, and the demise of The once Titan of E-feds & Entertainment…. will reach its destination. And everyone will see that while it SUCKS to be Mr.DEDEDE….. it PAY$ … TO BE JAY…
( Jaywalker walks out of the room )
Part 2
( Video recap of Sabina vs HBG )

ETR: And now it’s time for some vixens action! The EAW Women’s Championship is on the line as Sabina takes on the current Champ, HBG!

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it’s for the EAW Women’s Championship!

( Sabina’s entrance song hits, she receives a big pop )

Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… from Sacramento, California, weighing in at 133 Pounds……………. SAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

DP: Sabina is, without a doubt, the greatest Vixen to ever compete in the ring! She’s the only 2 time EAW Women’s Champ, the first Vixen Hall of Famer, and she was voted Vixen of the year of 2008, and Mid-way 2009… she’s pretty much done it all in the Land of Extreme!

ETR: Last year, Sabina won her first Championship belt right here, at Pain For Pride! And tonight she has a chance to repeat history!

( HBG’s theme song plays, crowd has a mixed reaction as she comes out )

Announcer: And her opponent, from Dallas, Texas… weighing in at 135 Pounds… the EAW WOMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’S CHAAAAAMPIIIION!!!… THEEEEE HEAAAAAAAART BREAAAAAK GAAAAAAL!!!!

Stew: HBG has made a name for herself fast! She came from nothing to reigning EAW Women’s Champion after defeating Eve in a Best of 5 Series…. While Sabina was out of the title picture. And in tonight, in front thousands of fans, she has a chance to prove she’s the best EAW Women’s Champ ever!

DP: HBG has been waiting to get her hands on Sabina after being humiliated on Dynasty, when she lost to Vanessa due to distraction by the challenger… and now both women are in the ring as the referee rings the bell!

ETR: HBG and Sabina go face to face as they start talking trash, and now SABINA SLAPS HBG!!! Ouch!!! HBG is even more angry! HBG approaches Sabina…. AND HBG SLAPS HER BACK!!! THE BILLION DOLLAR BITCH SLAP!!!

DP: And out of nowhere, Sabina jumps HBG taking her down the mat as she begins throwing punches at her! HBG rolls her over, as she fights back, and then hooks up
Sabina’s legs for a Bridge pin!!! 1!!!! 2!!! And a kick out!

Stew: HBG goes to the corner, and climbs up to the top rope… as Sabina turns around, HBG dives with a Flying Crossbody!!… BUT SABINA CATCHES HER WITH A DROPKICK!!! PERFECT TIMING!!! Sabina runs towards her, and then connects a Hurricanrana sending HBG to the ropes!

ETR: Sabina is now about to knock her off the ring, as she goes for a clothesline… AND SHE NAILS IT!!! BUT NO!!! HBG CATCHES HER WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS SABINA FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

DP: Sabina gets back on her feet… BUT HBG DIVES OUT ONTO HER!!! HBG smashes Sabina’s face onto the Steel steps! And now she throws her back in the ring, as HBG walks towards our Announce table… and she grabs a Steel Chair! And then enters the ring along with the chair…

Stew: HBG swings at Sabina for a Chair shot….. BUT SHE MISSES!!! SABINA DELIVERS A SPINNING KICK RIGHT ONTO HBG’S FACE!!! AND SHE FOLLOWS WITH A NECKBREAKER!!! The cover! 1!!!! 2!!!!!

ETR: And no, HBG manages to kick out! Sabina grabs the Chair… AND BASHES IT ONTO HBG’S BACK!!! AND NOW SABINA OPENS THE CHAIR, AND SETS IT UP IN THE RING!!! Sabina lifts HBG up to the turnbuckle as she climbs up to the second rope of the corner.

DP: Sabina has her in a position for a bulldog! BUT WAIT NO!!! HBG lifts her up!! And she’s about to drop her!!! But Sabina is using the ropes for support, and then… CONNECTS A FLYING BULLDOG OFF THE CORNER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

ETR: My God! Sabina hooks up the leg for the pinfall… 1!!! 2!!!!…. ANDDDDD……. NO HBG KICKS OUT!!! HBG is up, she turns around, Sabina lifts her for a standing Spinebuster… BUT HBG COUNTERS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT!!!

Stew: And she goes for the cover, 1….. 2!!!…. And Sabina has a shoulder up! HBG tosses Sabina to the corner… and runs onto her with a shoulder thrust! And she connects it! She follows with a kick to the stomach, and then she delivers an Atomic drop!

DP: HBG is now trying to lock in the Sharpshooter on Sabina! But wait a second! Sabina counters kicking her off sending HBG to the corner… and now Sabina is up, she goes for a running clothesline, but HBG smashes her with her forearm! And then she springboards…. AND CONNECTS A CROSSBODY FOR THE COVER!!!

ETR: It’s a One! 2!!!!! And no, Sabina still kicks out! HBG tosses Sabina to the ring ropes, and as she bounces back…. HBG catches her with a Hip toss! But no, Sabina connects a headscissors takedown on HBG!

Stew: Sabina follows with a clothesline! And now she connects another! HBG is up, and Sabina puts her arm around her neck… AND THEN SPRINGBOARDS FOR A BULLDOG!!! BUT SHE CAN’T CONNECT IT AS HBG COUNTERS ONTO A BACK SUPLEX!!! AND THE COVER ONCE AGAIN, 1!!! 2!!!! BUT NO, A KICK OUT!!!

DP: HBG is looking at the crowd… and now she’s waiting for Sabina to get up… and as she turns around, HBG grabs Sabina by the back of her head… AND HBG KISSES SABINA!!! AND SHE FOLLOWS WITH A SUPERKICK FOR THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!!!!

ETR: BUT NO!!! SABINA DUCKS UNDER HER LEG… AND AS HBG TURNS AROUND, SABINA NAILS THE CHICK KICK!!! AS HBG FALLS DOWN TO THE ROPES!!!… HBG IS NOW LOST!! HBG GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT SABINA KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH, AND THEN TOSSES HERSELF INTO THE ROPES…. AND THEN FINISHES WITH A SCIZZORS KICK!!! 😮

Stew: Sabina is finishing it off Mak Style! And now she goes for the cover on HBG!! 1!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!! And……. THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

( Sabina’s theme song, she gets a big pop )

Announcer: Here is your winner….. and the NEWWWWWWWWW EAW WOMEN’S CHAAAAAMPION!!!!……. SAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: SABINA WINS!!! SHE’S ONCE AGAIN THE EAW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! AND FOR THE THIRD TIME EVER IN HER CAREER!!

Stew: Sabina is now celebrating in the ring as the referee hands her the title! She’s had that title won twice before! And tonight, she made history once again at PFP!

DP: Sabina is now asking for a mic from the referee, as it seems she has something to say….

Sabina: … Last year, inside this 4 sided ring, I won my first title here at Pain For Pride… and every since then, I held it with pride, and gave it all to entertain the fans, and make the Vixens Division stronger…. It’s been a year since I’ve been in EAW, this has been my home, I’ve had the best time being here surrounded by the support of the fans, I’ve met some great people, and as far my career goes I’ve pretty much done it all… And as hard it is for me to say it, Pain For Pride was my FIRST stop…. And my LAST. Because due to health issues which force me to stay away from the ring, at least for a while, I have got to put an end to my career in EAW. So once again thank you everyone for your support, and I wish EAW the best luck for the future, as I’m confident EAW will ALWAYS remain the Greatest of all Time E-fed … as I will remain your number one Vixen!

( Sabina drops the mic as her theme song hits )

Stew: Wow… that was totally unexpected, but I guess I can say I respect her decision…

DP: EAW has had plenty of Vixens since day one, but Sabina’s achievements, loyalty to this federation, and her hard work, will always be remembered!

ETR: That is true, and now we have only two matches left for the night! The two Main Events!

( The ring announcer steps in to the ring as a cleanup crew rushes out to clean the garbage thrown from the crowd )

Announcer: This following match… is for the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYYYYWEIIIIIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! ..

( A long recap between Jaywalker and Mr. DEDEDE’s feud is shown )

( A 30 foot tall structure of a Diamond emerges from underneath the stage, standing in front of the titantron )

“YO! It’s Me!
It’s Me!
It’s DE… DE…. DE.”

( Diamond Dallas DEDEDE’s theme hits )

ETR: What’s this!?

Stew-O: That has to be the biggest Diamond I have ever seen! Interesting theatrics from the former World Heavyweight Champion before he makes his-

“BANG!!!”

( The music halts as the diamond bursts in to millions of pieces, scattering over the stage and the ramp )

( “Alter Bridge – Metallingus” hits as Mr. DEDEDE runs out to the top of the stage, screaming at the top of his lungs in adrenaline )

Stew-O: MY EYES AND EARS DECEIVE ME! WHAT A RECEPTION!

Deadprez: “THE REAL MR. DEDEDE” IS DEFINITELY HERE! HE HAS THAT LOOK, THAT FIRE IN HIS EYES AND THAT BURNING FURY THAT WE HAVEN’T SEEN IN AGES!

Stew-O: THIS ARENA HAS FLIPPED THEIR LIDS OVER SEEING THE MAN WHO WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! The Rated R Superstar is ALIVE!

ETR: How big will this be?! Mr. DEDEDE has so much to prove! He’s lost his BLT streak, his World Heavyweight Championship and came a hair away from losing his pride to Jaywalker, and Mr. DEDEDE is here and is hell-bent! Absolutely hell-bent!!!

( The lights dim around the arena as DEDEDE is in the ring warming up, awaiting for his opponent )

( Jaywalker’s music hits as Golden “Jaywalker” Dollar bill’s descend from the ceiling )

( Jaywalker slowly steps out in his golden trimmed, diamond encrusted robe while carrying the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder )

Deadprez: Zero doubt, whatsoever enters my mind when I call Jaywalker the most POWERFUL man in EAW today. His rise to power began when he went against those already in power, meaning to bring down the tyranny he faced in Management! It was him feeling that he was being wronged that pushed him to this much success, and in event he BECAME management!

Stew-O: But many, including me would argue that he’s become exactly what he hates the most, he embodied tyranny when he took the title from Mr. DEDEDE in a very unpopular way.

ETR: Jaywalker took the opportunity and sealed 2009 as, in quote, the best year of his life! But Mr. DEDEDE refused to stay down, he refused to accept second best on Dynasty and that is why there will be this match! Jaywalker vows that he’s going to put DEDEDE out of his misery and make Pain for Pride 2 his night, and Mr. DEDEDE vows that he will destroy Jay’s confidence and win back what he feels belongs to him!

Deadprez: And though it would be custom to have the other two members of Dynasty’s Foundation, JBB and Jenny in attendance there is no sign of either of them; as promised by Jaywalker. He’s a man on a mission, that Jaywalker but NOW THEY ARE READY! THEY ARE READY! THE MUSIC IS QUIETING DOWN AND MR. DEDEDE AND JAYWALKER IN THE RING ARE BUTTING HEADS AS YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE ELECTRICITY AND HEAR THE THUNDER IN THIS STORM TO BE! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: Get ready for your career to reunite with mommy… WHEN I SEND YOU TO HELL!

*DEDEDE slaps Jay across the face, as Jay backs away in to the corner*

ETR: A GIGANTIC SLAP ACROSS JAYWALKERS FACE! THAT SMACK WAS HEARD THROUGH THE ARENA! Jaywalker is holding his face leaned back in the corner and now DEDEDE rushes right towards Jay and connects right hands! Right hands connecting the forehead of Jaywalker as our Vice President is being pummeled by those blows! Jay ducks down, snaps in a waistlock and spins DEDEDE around forcing DEDEDE to be backed in to the corner and THRUSTS the shoulder! Repeated shoulders in to the lower belly of the title contender! And the whip to the other side-

Deadprez: The whip is reversed as Jay is the one sent across the ring, and DEDEDE follows up with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Clothesline connects, and Jay stumbles out of the corner as DEDEDE backs in to the ropes for the running forearm, but Jay COUNTERS with a crossbody!!! Taking DEDEDE down, covering him! The ref slides to the mat, OOONE! TWOOOOO, but DEDEDE REFUSES to let another second goes by, SHOVING Jay off from him! DEDEDE returns up as Jay does and DEDEDE KNOCKS him down with the leaping elbow smash! Jay returns up again, leaping forearm smash, and DEDEDE backs in to the ropes as Jay is on all fours, just to connect the BASEBALL SLIDE IN TO THE RIBS OF THE WORLD CHAMP!

Stew-O: Jay, holding his ribs is up on his knees and DEDEDE BACKS UP, DELIVERING A HUGE KICK TO THE GUT AS JAY ROLLS TOWARDS THE CORNER HOLDING HIS STOMACH! DEDEDE is letting it all hang loose, all of that angst and rage as he quickly walks over to Jay, yanking him up by his hair and is going for an lifting shoulder-throw- but Jay wrenches the arm, ducks his head under the arm and nails the NORTHERN LIGHTS– BUT NO! DEDEDE SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT TO HIS FEET!!! DEDEDE DDT!!! DEDEDE DDT CONNECTS AS DEDEDE KIPS UP TO HIS FEET, LEANS OVER THE ROPES AND ROARS IN TO THE CROWD PULLING AT HIS HAIR IN UTTER PASSION! DEDEDE’S CONSUMED, HE’S HUNGRY FOR THE GOLD AND BLOOD THIRSTY! AND JAY PULLING HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES MEETS DEDEDE RUNNING FULL-SPEED… CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! DEDEDE’S ON FIRE! HE’S A MAD MAN!

ETR: DEDEDE runs up the turnbuckle, FEEDING off of the energy from this amazing audience as Jaywalker is just barely pulling himself up.. and Jay is leaned over the barricade as DEDEDE backs up and JETS, SHOOTING HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES FOR THE SUICIDE PLUNGE!! — BUT JAY SNATCHES A TRASHCAN FROM THE CROWD AND BLOCKS THE IMPACT SENDING DEDEDE CRASHING STRAIGHT IN TO THE TRASHCAN!! DEDEDE rolls to his side holding his face as Jay drags DEDEDE up and presses him SPINE FIRST in to the apron, and rolls him in the ring.

Deadprez: Completely a great reversal from a belligerent and energetic Mr. DEDEDE! Jaywalker is taking time to recover, and pulls himself up to the apron himself before climbing the turnbuckle… Jaywalker is looking down at DEDEDE who’s recovering in the ring and LEAPS OFF NAILING THE DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! GREAT MOVE CONNECTING, and Jaywalker is back in this thing as DEDEDE pulls himself up after his head thuds in to the mat… just for JAY TO SLAP THE PALMS AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT!!! VERACITY!!!!

Stew-O: No, DEDEDE SWIPES the hands from his throat and delivers right hook! Knocking Jay around and Jay’s holding his jaw before DEDEDE SWINGS FROM BEHIND- but Jay ducks as DEDEDE stumbles in front of him and Jaywalker DRIVES DEDEDE RUNNING SHOULDER IN TO THE STEEL RING POST!!! DEDEDE pulls himself right out of that ring post holding his shoulder and in shock over the pain, and Jaywalker turns DEDEDE around, snickers in his face as he whips DEDEDE CLEAR ACROSS THE RING RUNNING SHOULDER FIRST IN TO THE OTHER RING POST!!

ETR: DEDEDE’s in the corner paralyzed, squinting his eyes and wincing in pain as Jay with no let up waistlocks from behind and drags DEDEDE away attempting the GERMAN SUPLEX! But DEDEDE thrusts shoulders backwards, several connecting in the jaw! And DEDEDE twirls around, both individuals back in to the ropes and BOTH MEN HIT A DUO CLOTHESLINE, KNOCKING EACH OTHER DOWN! THEY ARE FIGHTING LIKE COMPLETE EQUALS, BUT THERE IS A LOT MORE IN THE TANK THAN WHAT THE NAKED EYE CAN CURRENTLY PERCEIVE, JAY AND DEDEDE HAVE A MUCH MORE WITHIN THAN WE CAN IMAGINE!

Deadprez: You may just be on to them, but fatigue will set in eventually and they will have to tap in to some reserves, which is then when things become absolutely interesting. Both competitors, conserving energy take they’re time getting up and as both are on one knee, DEDEDE shoots a smirk at Jay and SHOVES Jay in to the corner! And there he goes with body shots, in to the ribs and the jaw and the face! And DEDEDE hits a PALM CHAP, RIGHT TO THE STERNUM, AND RETURNS WITH THE SAME HAND HITTING A KNIFE EDGE CHOP AS HE SWINGS BACK AND FORTH, OVER AND OVER, NON STOP SHOTS TO THE CHEST INFLICTING UNBELIEVABLE PAIN ON JAY! And DESPERATELY, Jay rakes the eyes and slips out of the ring with what little space he had!

Stew-O: Jay stumbles to our table, leaning over and gasping for air.. and here comes Mr. DEDEDE sliding out of the ring and approaching Jay, creeping up to him from behind and putting his hand on his shoulder, with a smirk on his face as devious as ever before. But Jay JAMS the elbow in to DEDEDE’s ribs, approaches the podium carrying the World Heavyweight title belt and snatches that title as he TURNS AROUND TO DEDEDE FOLLOWING HIM.. AND CLOCKING THE TITLE DIRECTLY OVER HIS FACE! The solid gold title belt bashed right over the skull of the contender, and Jay raises his belt in the air!

ETR: Jay grabs the belt and is WHIPPING IT ACROSS DEDEDE’S ARM, SMASHING IT INTO DEDEDE’S BODY REPEATEDLY! Insult added to injury and followed by a KICK TO THE SKULL, rolling DEDEDE away holding his head! Jay tosses the title on to our announce table and Jay pulls DEDEDE up, rolls him on to the ring apron to lay. Jaywalker looks down at the ground… staring at the ring side floor… what the hell?!

*Jay lifts up a square of padding revealing concrete underneath it*

Deadprez: He’s pulling up the very ring side floor!!! What type of unspeakable idea is going through his mind… is he going to put DEDEDE in to that cement?! That will severely injure ANY man! Jay rolls in to the ring and WRENCHES DEDEDE up by his hair… but DEDEDE delivers a series of stiff, fast and quick punches in to the midsection! Practically vibrating hits in to the midsection as Jay is now taken DOWN by the shoulderblock! Jay pulls himself up with the ropes, and DEDEDE CHARGES TOWARDS HIM AS JAY YANKS THE ROPES DOWN SENDING DEDEDE FLYING OVER IN TO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!!

Stew-O: NO! A car crash is saved! DEDEDE hangs by the bottom rope, saving himself as Jay walks away from the ropes and DEDEDE climbs back to his feet.. but Jay backpedals to the ropes behind him, runs FULL-SPEED FOR DEDEDE AND SOMERSAULTS OVER DEDEDE, FRONT FLIPPING AND HITTING THE SUNESET FLIP POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE!!! SMACKING DEDEDE’S ENTIRE UPPER BODY IN TO THE CONCRETE!!! DEDEDE THUDS RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!! SHIT! THIS MATCH MUST END, NOW! NO BODY CAN CONTINUE AFTER THAT THUD!

*Jay turns towards the referee with a scowl on his face*

Jaywalker: DO YOUR JOB AND FINISH THIS MATCH! COUNT HIM AT ONCE!

Stew-O: Jay is hovered over DEDEDE for the pin and demanding the ref to count, but they’re OUT SIDE of the ring! But the official, fearful for his job slides out of the ring hesitantly and counts! OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!…. THRRRRR SHOULDER! SHOULDER UP! There is life inside that man somehow, Jaywalker is dumbfounded, the referee is nervous and this crowd is at the edge of their seats!

( Replay shows of the sunset flip powerbomb )

ETR: DEDEDE is curled over on his forearms and knees, trembling in pain meanwhile Jay who has long shaken off this shocking kick out walks towards the timekeepers corner again, this time snatching a chair! And now Jay approaches DEDEDE and lifts the chair over his head, snickering and BRINGS IT DOWN!!! AND DEDEDE DELIVERS ANOTHER HUGE SMASH TO THE SPINE FOR GOOD MEASURE, AS DEDEDE SCREAMS IN PAIN AND FALLS TO THE GROUND! Jay releases the chair, lifts up the apron of the ring.. and he walks to the other side of the ring in front of the ramp lifting up the apron and pulls out a ladder and a table. This is going to get SCARY.

Deadprez: Jaywalker pulls up the table and leans it on the left-side barricade and drags the ladder towards the recovering Mr. DEDEDE. DEDEDE is pulled up to his feet with a cut down the back of his head with blood pouring down the back of his neck.. and DEDEDE TURNS AROUND! JAYWALKER, FULL SPEED DRIVES THE LADDER IN TO THE FACE OF THE RATED R LEGEND- BUT DEDEDE DUCKS, FRONT-ROLLS AS JAY DRIVES THE LADDER IN TO AN UNSUSPECTING CAMERA MAN INSTEAD! DEDEDE after the front roll picks up the chair, twirls around and SMASHES IT over the back of Jay’s head!!

Stew-O: HUGE shot, as the groggy Jay is slump on the apron for DEDEDE to roll Jay in to the ring, and DEDEDE enters the ring dragging the ladder with him! Jay is on a knee, trying to recover to the best of his abilities and Jay is PULLED UP TO HIS FEET BY HIS HAIR BY MR. DEDEDE, AND IS TAKEN DOWN BY THE DDD-O-MATIC! AND THE HOOK OF THE LEG! OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! JAYWALKER KICKS OUT! Jay’s head connected in to the canvas with such force, and you can tell DEDEDE’s a little upset. Jay’s trying just to get up to his feet quickly, but he’s bent over teetering and DEDEDE LIFTS JAY UP FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!

ETR: JAY IS LIFTED! But Jay with both fists delivers back and forth blows, hitting TEN SHOTS in THREE SECONDS TO DEDEDE’S HEAD! Jay, on DEDEDE’s shoulders presses on the top of DEDEDE’s head and MAKES A 180 SHIFT ON DEDEDE’S SHOULDER, AS JAY REVERSES A FACE BUSTER! DEDEDE’S FACE PLANTS IN TO THE LADDER! Jaywalker rolls back, and is very happy with himself with that desperately needed reversal! Jay, back up to his feet kicks DEDEDE’s sides as DEDEDE rolls to his back and Jay goes towards the legs… LIFTS DEDEDE’S LEGS, SPREADS THEM OPEN AND STOMPS RIGHT IN TO DDD’S GUT! AND JAY WITH A HOLD OF DEDEDE’S LEGS STILL IS APPLYING THE CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF SUBMISSION!!!!

Deadprez: IT’S SNAPPED IN!! THE MAPLE LEAF IS APPLIED TIGHT! JAYWALKER IS GIVING THIS SUBMISSION HIS ALL, GRUNTING IN RAGE AS DEDEDE YELLS IN PAIN! DEDEDE’S IN SUCH A BAD PLACE! HE’S GOING TO POTENTIALLY LOSE IT ALL TO THIS MOVE! He’s two yards away from the ropes, and DEDEDE is just banging his fists in to the floor convulsing from the pressure being applied-

Stew-O: Look at THIS! DEDEDE CURLS FRONTWARD, CURLING HIS BODY TO THE POINT JAY HAS THE LOCK STILL APPLIED, BUT DEDEDE IS IN ARMS REACH AND APPLIES A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH! Jay releases with one arm and DEDEDE frees himself as Jay’s lip INSTANTLY starts gushing! And DEDEDE sits up, holding his midsection trying to catch his breath and meets a RUNNING KNEE FROM JAYWALKER RIGHT INTO DEDEDE’S MOUTH! AND A TOOTH COMES FLYING OUT OF DEDEDE’S MOUTH WITH BLOOD BEING SPAT IN TO THE AIR! AND DEDEDE, FALLING TO HIS BACK DISCOVERS THE RUTHLESS PAIN OF JAYWALKERS SLOW, HARSH, METHOD, TORTUROUS AND HUMILIATING STOMPS! JAYWALKER IS “JAYWALKING” ALL OVER THE BODY OF THE CHALLENGER!

*Jay suffocates DEDEDE covering his mouth with one hand, and choking his throat with the other*

Jaywalker: DO YOU WANT THIS TITLE AS BAD AS YOU WANT TO BREATHE?? AS BAD AS YOU WANT YOUR MOTHER TO BREATHE???

ETR: AND THE KNEEDROP FINISHES IT OFF! JAY DROPPING THE KNEE INTO DEDEDE’S SKULL, KNOCKING HIM OUT! And the cover, the humiliating end of DEDEDE’s title pursuit! OOOOOOONEEE….. TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!… THRRRRR- SHOULDER SHOOTS UP! DEDEDE SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! DEDEDE has no intention of staying down, and Jaywalker stands up, folding his arms and looking down at DEDEDE in deep thought… and Jay turns towards the ten foot ladder in the ring as he lifts it over his head and DROPS IT INTO DEDEDE’S BODY..

Deadprez: NO! DEDEDE KICKS THE INCOMING LADDER AS IT REBOUNDS DIRECTLY IN TO JAY’S FACE! Jay twirls around, tumbling towards the turnbuckle!!! OHHHH MAN! THAT WAS ABOUT AS BRUTAL AS ANYTHING I’VE SEEN! WHAT A HARSH IMPACT!

( Replay shows of the ladder being whip-lashed in to Jay’s head, as a closeup shows a bruise and a gash near Jay’s air )

ETR: Sheesh!

Deadprez: That was MEAN! And DEDEDE, with a spurt of energy gets up, drags the ladder up and carries it as Jay is backed in to the corner being checked on by the referee! Jay may have gotten a serious laceration from that ladder’s backlash.. BUT THE REF RUNS OUT OF THE WAY AS DEDEDE RUNS FULL SPEED WITH THE LADDER AND DRIVES IT IN TO JAY’S GUT!!! JAY BENTS OVER, EYES BULGED OUT AND IS CHOKING AND GASPING FOR AIR AFTER THAT BARBARIC LADDER SHOT! And DEDEDE falls to his knees as well, just to recover!

Stew-O: Well, DEDEDE’s staring at Jay just watching him choke and suffer… and DEDEDE gets back to two feet, backs away and WITH JAY ON HIS KNEES, DRIVES THE LADDER IN TO JAY’S SKULL FULL SPEED KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING DOWN TO THE RING SIDE FLOOR, WHERE THE EXPOSED CONCRETE IS! JAY IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HIS EAR, AND I BELIEVE ANOTHER GASH HAS BEEN OPENED UP ON HIS FACE! And DEDEDE stands up with the ladder in hand and… and spots the table leaned on the barricade at the other side of ringside! DEDEDE leans the ladder in front of the turnbuckle facing that leaned table, and he’s up to something!

ETR: It’s that malicious smile of his, guys.. DEDEDE rolls out of the ring hardly able to keep his eye off of the table.. DEDEDE is searching for something under the ring as he lifts up the apron skirt. Jay is on the ground and is covering his face, he seems out of action for now as his primary goal is to just reach a vertical base! And CHECK OUT WHAT DEDEDE HAS… IT’S A MILK GALLON, AND IT’S FILLED WITH LIGHTER FLUID! DEDEDE DOUSES THE CONTENTS OF THE GALLON ALL OVER THE TABLE, AND PULLS OUT FROM HIS BOOT A MATCH! OH MY GOD!!!

*DEDEDE pulls the table away from the barricade and sets it up*

*DEDEDE strikes the match on the match book, and tosses it on the table as the table erupts in to flames and the ring side audience members are seen gasping in shock and awe*

Deadprez: HE WANTS TO END THIS!!! AND THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY HOW, AND IT’S BY PUTTING HIS OPPONENT THROUGH THAT SATANIC EMBODIMENT OF EVIL! THE TABLE IS ABLAZE AND JAYWALKER ROLLS IN TO THE RING WITH HIS SENSES BARELY FUNCTION AND ALL COGNITIVE AWARENESS OF HIS SURROUNDINGS COMPLETELY SHOT! AND DEDEDE, WITH NO APPREHENSION LIFTS JAY UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AFTER SLIDING IN THE RING, AND SEATS HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WHERE THE LADDER IS LEANING!!! JAY CAN BARELY EVEN FIGHT BACK, HE’S JUST TRYING TO STAND UP AND GET HIMSELF DOWN, BUT HE’S MAKING A FATAL MISTAKE!

Stew-O: DEDEDE BACKS AWAY, CROUCHING, WAITING FOR JAY TO PULL HIMSELF UP FULLY…. AND DEDEDE RUNS AT LIGHTNING SPEED, RUNNING UP THE LADDER AND WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH IN HIS BODY CONNECTS THE SPEAR!!!! SENDING HIMSELF AND JAYWALKER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!!!! OHHHHHH MY GODDDD!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

( Shots of the crowd going ballistic are shown, including their reactions to the move )

ETR: NO WAY NO WAY!!!!!! I DON’T BELIEVE MY FUCKING EYES!!!! FLAMES SHOOT EVERYWHERE, BOTH BODIES ARE SCORCHING, DEDEDE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE FLAMES SHOUTS OUT TO GOD FOR SOME RELIEF AFTER WHAT HE’S PUT HIMSELF THROUGH! AND THE ARENA SECURITY LEAPS OVER THE RAMP WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES! THE FLAMES ARE EXTINGUISHED, BUT THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN REVERSE THE DAMAGE OF WHAT HAS BEEN DONE!!

Stew-O: THIS IS A HORROR FILM IN THE MAKING! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST GROTESQUE THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN! I can’t – I can’t believe what I’m seeing!!

( Replays show of the Spear sending Jaywalker flying from various angles )

( The camera shows Jaywalker with scorch marks all over his body, gore dripping from the entirety of his back and neck, his face as a crimson mask of blood forming a puddle on the floor with him drooling and wheezing and his eyes completely shut )

( DEDEDE is shown with his eyes popped open in horror, holding himself up with his forearms as blood gushes from his mouth, blood is pouring down his face and his arms have severe gashes with blood dripping from his arms )

Deadprez: Jaywalker could be knock in to some sort of coma from the blunt force trauma, and DEDEDE looks to be paralyzed from the combination pain, stress and fatigue… he’s trembling! He can NOT move! And the referee has no idea what the hell to do because this is the LAST place you would want to stop a match! But I wouldn’t ever, in a million years be able to continue a match like this. It’s been several moments and–

( Johnny Bad Blood leaps over the barricade, as the crowd immediately erupts in to boo’s )

Stew-O: JOHNNY BAD BLOOD? JUST WHAT THE HELL…

ETR: OH, THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE DOING HERE?! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD BE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! JBB is here, drags Jaywalker’s decimated body and rolls him in to the ring, and JBB drags Mr. DEDEDE, pulls him to his feet and SMASHES HIS FACE IN TO THE RING POST! AND JBB GRABS HIS HEAD, REPEATEDLY BASHING IT IN TO THE RING POST!

Stew-O: THAT LOW DOWN SCOUNDREL IS RUINING THIS MATCH!

( A shot shows DEDEDE’s blood dripping down the ring post )

Deadprez: JBB rolls DEDEDE in to the ring as the damn man cant even defend himself! Jay is on his forearms, blood dripping down his face and JBB enters the ring. JBB yanks Jaywalker’s body, his entire body is soaked in blood, sliced up with gashes, splinters and cuts from the table and ladder and is covered in bruises… and Jay stumbles back in to the turnbuckle unable to hold his own weight up as JBB PULLS OUT TWO BEER BOTTLES FROM HIS VEST!!! THIS WAS A SET UP FROM DAY ONE!!! JBB HANDS THE BOTTLE TO JAY, AS JAY STRUGGLES TO EVEN HOLD THE BOTTLE AND MR. DEDEDE GETS BACK UP… AND JAYWALKER SMASHES HIS BEER BOTTLE RIGHT OVER HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!! DEDEDE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AFTER THE GLASS EXPLODES OVER HIS HEAD! AND JAY PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER, STARING DEEP IN TO DEDEDE’S HELPLESS, EMOTIONLESS EYES!

Stew-O: JAY LIFTS THE BOTTLE OVER HIS HEAD— AND TURNS TOWARDS JBB, SMASHING THE BEER BOTTLE OVER JOHNNY BAD BLOOD’S SKULL!!!!!!!! GLASS EXPLODING OVER JBB’S SKULL!!!! WHAT?!?!?!

Jaywalker: I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR HELP! … GET LOST!!

ETR: HOLY CRAP!!

Deadprez: JAYWALKER GRABS JBB AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE RING ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! JAYWALKER HAS ATTACKED HIS FOUNDATION PARTNER! I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS IN A MILLION YEARS, BUT NOW I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MATCH MEANS TO HIM! HE WANTS TO PROVE HIMSELF TO MR. DEDEDE ONE ON ONE!

( JBB is being carried away by two ringside officials )

Stew-O: Jaywalker watches his.. I assume ex-partner be carried off and turns around- SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAYWALKER LET HIS DEFENSES DOWN, AND MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS THE SPEAR!!!! AND DEDEDE HOOKS BOTH OF THE LEGS WITH THE LAST BIT OF ENERGY HE HAS!!! OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… ANDDDDDDDDDD THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KICK OUT!!! NO GODDAMN WAY!!!! JAY MANAGES TO KICK OUT A MICROSECOND BEFORE THE REFS HAND HITS THE MAT!!! THIS IS A BATTLE THAT IS UNLIKE ANYTHING I’VE EVER SEEN BEFORE!!!

ETR: HOOOLY CRAP! THIS ENTIRE ARENA IS ON FIRE! AND LOOK AT THIS ENTIRE SCENE! BROKEN TABLES, SMOKE RISING, SMASHED GLASS, DENTED LADDER, BLOODY CONCRETE AND BLOOD LITERALLY SPILLING EVERYWHERE. IT IS A SCENE LITERALLY EQUIVALENT TO A CAR CRASH, AND SOME HOW, SOME WAY DEDEDE RETURNS TO HIS FEET AFTER SOME HOW, SOME WAY JAYWALKER MANAGED TO KICK OUT! DEDEDE ISN’T GIVING UP, HE’S CROUCHED IN THE CORNER FOR ANOTHER SPEAR!!! DEDEDE WILL WAIT AS LONG AS HE NEEDS TO, JAYWALKER IS TAKING A SHORT WHILE BUT IT IS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED! AND AFTER A MOMENT, JAY RETURNS UP AGAIN AND TURNS AROUND… AS DEDEDE STORMS OUT OF THE CORNER!

Deadprez: JAYWALKER SLAPS BOTH HANDS AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT!!! VERACITY!!! VERACITY!! SITOUT CHOKEBOMB CONNECTS!!! JAY FALLS TO HIS BACK, DEDEDE IS SEND CRASHING IN TO THE MAT FROM JAYWALKERS BEST MOVE!!! AN UNREAL REVERSAL AS JAY IS CLAWING AND THROWS ONE ARM OVER DEDEDE’S BODY AND HOOKS THE LEG AFTERWARD! OOOOOOONNNNNNE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!………. DEDEDE KICKS OUT!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL AE THESE PEOPLE MADE OF???? JAYWALKER HAS NOTHING LEFT! ZERO! ZERO IN THE TANK, IF THERE WERE ANY MORE HE WOULDN’T BE HUMAN! BUT IF JAY HAS SO LITTLE, WHAT THE HELL DOES DEDEDE HAVE? CAN THIS EVEN CONTINUE?!

Stew-O: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN THE ULTIMATE TEST OF FORTITUDE!!! WE MAY NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN! IT IS SHEER, INHUMAN FORTITUDE AT DISPLAY BY THESE SUPER HUMAN ATHLETES!

ETR: This is HELL! Jaywalker’s hair, look at it! It’s RED! It’s RED IN HIS OWN BLOOD!

*Jaywalker stares at JBB’s vest on the ring floor, as he crawls towards it slowly and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles*

ETR: JAY IS LOOKING FOR THE FINISH!!! DEDEDE IS UP ON ONE KNEE, LOOKING UP IN TO THE SKY LOOKING FOR SOME TYPE OF WAY TO WILL ON, LOOKING FOR SOME SOURCE OF ENERGY OR SOME SOURCE OF MOTIVATION FROM SOME DEITY! BUT JAYWALKER STANDS IN FRONT OF DEDEDE, COCKS BACK AND HITS A BLOW IN BETWEEN THE EYES! THE SPIT IS KNOCKED OUT OF DEDEDE’S MOUTH, AND JAY PULLS DEDEDE UP AND DELIVERS A PUNCH! AND ANOTHER BLOCK IN TO THE GUT, AND DELIVERS PUNCHES OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER IN TO THE RIBS!! JAYWALKER BACKS DEDEDE IN TO THE ROPES NOW AS DEDEDE REBOUNDS.. AND JAY SWINGS THE UPPERCUT AS DEDEDE FALLS TO HIS KNEES, AND ON TO HIS BACK COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS!! THIS IS WHAT IT HAD TO COME TO!!!! OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR– DEDEDE KICKS OUT!!!! HOW THE HELL?!?!? HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?! EVERYBODY IN THIS ENTIRE ARENA AND EVERYONE WATCHING IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD IS SHOCKED!!!

Stew-O: DEDEDE’s eyes are rolls to the back of his skull, literally… and Jaywalker on his knees shakes his head… pulls DEDEDE up to his knees, and crawls behind DEDEDE and hooks DEDEDE’s arms from behind… AND LIFTS HIM FROM HIS KNEES UP!!!!!!! JAYWALKER HAS DEDEDE HOISTED OVER IN THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!!!!!!!! JAY HAS DEDEDE HELD AND DEDEDE HAS ZERO WAY OF ESCAPING THIS!!! JAY RUNS!!!! ……. — CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB CONNECTS IN TO THE CANVAS!!!! AN EARTH SHATTERING BLOW!!!! JAY COLLAPSES OVER DEDEDE’S BODY!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.. THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Jaywalker’s music hits as Jay rolls to his side, and the referee hands him the World Heavyweight Championship )

Deadprez: BY THE MERCY OF GOD, IT’S OVER!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner ANDDDD STIIIIIIIIIILL THE WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOONN!!!! …. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYWALKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

ETR: This match will live on as an undeniable classic through the ages! This may be THE reference match for both of these guys’ careers! I have NEVER, NEVER seen the either of them compete the way they did tonight! And I NEVER imagined they would have what we saw inside of them within them!

Stew-O: Jaywalker has achieved his goal and made this year an unforgettable year by capping the first half of it with an unforgettable victory! Jaywalker is the FIRST MAN to retain the World Heavyweight Championship at the greatest show on earth! Jaywalker can barely stand on his feet! He can barely move but he’s up, and is looking down at his belt in complete pride!

Deadprez: It started at the first EAW Main Event, Jaywalker wanted to capture his dream of winning the big one on the big stage, but now Jay has retained on the biggest stage E-feds has ever seen! Jaywalker, with his very own blood staining the World Heavyweight title is proud to call this title HIS and has proven that he deserves it! It was a clash of two extraordinary forces, and only one of them could prevail- even when it looked like neither of them would!

Stew-O: This was everything an EAW fan could ever ask for… this was more than you could demand from two human beings, and I have to give my fullest respect to how hard Mr. DEDEDE fought. This was truly-

Deadprez: Wait a minute!!! IT’S JOHNNY BAD BLOOD! JBB SLIDES IN TO THE RING BEHIND JAYWALKER WITH A GUITAR IN HIS HANDS, AND IS COCKING BACK!!! JAY, AWARE OF A DISTURBANCE TURNS AROUND!!! NO!!!! —- OH!!!!

ETR: DEDEDE NAILS THE SPEAR ON JOHNNY BAD BLOOD!!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE MR. DEDEDE SAVES JAYWALKER’S NIGHT WITH THE SPEAR!!! THAT WAS THE LAST BIT OF MOVEMENT DEDEDE HAD, AND HE GAVE IT TO TAKE OUT JBB!

*Jaywalker looks down at JBB, and looks down at Mr. DEDEDE with a scowl on his face as DEDEDE is on the floor*

*Jay bends over and pulls DEDEDE up by his arm, allowing DEDEDE to lean on the ropes*

*Jay extends his hand*

*DEDEDE stares down at Jay’s hand, stares in to Jay’s eyes and accepts the handshake*

Stew-O: Respect. Two men who don’t like each other and may never like each other, but that is from respect. And they have gained it from each other and have earned it from all of us.

( Mr. DEDEDE’s music hits as he limps slowly to the ropes, exits the ring and walks gingerly up the ramp )

Deadprez: They’re able to shake each others hands and end this entire thing on a positive note. There’s nothing, absolutely nothing more respectable than that.

( DEDEDE at the top of the ramp gives Jaywalker the thumbs up before walking out )

( Jaywalker’s music hits as he celebrates on the top turnbuckle, raising his World Heavyweight Championship as confetti descends from above )

( Video recap of Mak vs Captain Charisma vs Mister K airs )

ETR: And now it’s Main Event time! The moment we’ve been waiting for, the match of the night, the triple threat match between Mak, CC and MK for the EAW Championship!

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it’s for the EAW Championship! Now if Mak loses his EAW Championship belt, he must retire!

( Mister K’s theme song hits, crowd cheers as he comes out to the ring )

Announcer: Introducing first….

( MK stops on his way to the ring as a mic falls down from the ceiling )

MK: This is it… this night comes once a year… And tonight, we’ve thousands and thousands of fans, and they all came here awaiting for their favorite moment of the night… Not Ronn’s return, no… not Winner takes all match, not the CITV match, not Jaywalker against DEDEDE… not any of the rest, and sure not to see Mak retire… they bought tickets for a can’t miss show to see a new blood… the beginning of a new age, a new EAW Champ… and his name is………………
MISSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!…………….
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
……………………………. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

DP: This man sure is a loudmouth, but let’s see if actions will speak tonight! Two months ago, he was this close of winning the Grand Rampage, after losing his EAW Inter-wire Championship to the Dark Emperor, but then his Triple Crown Syndicate partner, Captain Charisma, accidentally eliminated him!

Stew: MK had many doubts whether it was an accident or not… but I can tell you one thing, he’s put it all behind after getting into the Main Event of Pain For Pride!

( Captain Charisma’s entrance song plays, he comes out in a Lowrider to the entrance ramp )

Announcer: And the challenger, from Toronto, Canada… weighing in at 224 Pounds… the EAW GRAND RAMPAGE WINNERRRRRRRR…. CAAAAAPTAIIIIIINNNNNN CHAAAAAARISMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Here comes CC! As many say, he has yet to achieve the success he deserves, but tonight is the night, and is a golden opportunity for him!

DP: Last year, CC walked into Pain For Pride as EAW Hardcore Champion, which he lost to RRS… and tonight he doesn’t plan to walk empty-handed once again….

(Lloyd Banks comes out to the stage as he begins performing “Warrior”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6XWPoJ3SR0&feature=related )

( Mak comes out to the stage holding the EAW Championship for a mixed reaction )

Announcer: And their opponent, from Montreal, Canada… weighing in at 230 Pounds…. THE EAW CHAAAAAAAMPION!!!….. MAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Stew: A lot is on the line for this man tonight. The EAW Championship, his legendary FPV Streak which is 15-0, his Feud winning streak, and most importantly his EAW Career! If Mak loses tonight, he retires!

DP: There’s a lot of pressure on Mak, this might be his last ever match after all! And now Mak enters the ring joining his opponents, Captain Charisma and Mister K!

ETR: The EAW Championship is on the line! All three have earned their spot in the Main Event, previously TCS partners, but now rivals! And at the end of this match, only one man will come out on top!

Stew: The referee rings the bell! All men are squared up in the ring, and MK attacks CC out of nowhere as they begin brawling in the ring! And look at Mak, just standing there and staring at them! And now CC backs MK down onto the corner, and delivers a backhand chop!

DP: BUT WATCH OUT!!! From behind Mak goes for a Roll up on CC! And here’s the cover!!! 1!!! 2!!!!!!… But MK pulls Mak by his leg the right time to end the cover!

ETR: MK grabs Mak by the back of his head and tosses him over the top rope! But Mak catches on! And he tries to enter the ring but MK attacks him for a clothesline, however Mak ducks and delivers a shoulder thrust!

Stew: Look! This time CC has a roll up on MK! 1!!!! 2!!!!! BUT NO!!! MAK CONNECTS A SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT SENTON FROM THE APRON ON MK AND CC TO STOP THE COVER!!!

DP: Great move! And now Mak tosses MK into the corner, and as he bounces back, Mak catches him with a Flapjack! Mak turns to his back, and only to be met… WITH AN STO BY CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!! CC goes for the pinfall! 1!!! Two!!… And a kick out by Mak!

ETR: CC rolls to ringside, and he goes under the ring as he pulls… A BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!! AND CC BRINGS IT IN TO THE RING!!! MK is up, he turns around… AS CC SWINGS AT HIM FOR A HUGE CHAIR SHOT!!! BUT MK DUCKS UNDER HIS ARMS…. AND CC BASHES THE CHAIR ONTO MAK’S HEAD INSTEAD!!!

Stew: Mak is hurt on the floor! And CC is staring him down…. And now LOOK FROM BEHIND!!! MK HAS A TRASH CAN LID!!! AND HE SMASHES IT RIGHT AT CC’S HEAD!!!

DP: MK NAILS A SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT!!! AND NOW HE SCREAMS HIS HEART OUT AS THE CROWD CHEERS FOR MK!!! MK slides to ringside, and looks down under the ring… and it seems another weapon will enter this match…. AND LOOK!!! MK HAS A LADDER!!!!

ETR: MK slides inside the ring, and sets up the Ladder in a vertical way in the corner… but now he’s attacked by the EAW Champ! The two begin exchanging punches, but MK takes the advantage after an eye poke, and then lifts Mak in a position for a Suplex!

Stew: BUT NO!!! MAK COUNTERS TO MK’S BACK, AND THEN WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND MK’S WAIST…. AND CONNECTS A GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE LADDER!!!!!!!

DP: MY GOD!!! Look at that impact right there! Great move by the EAW Champ, and now Mak pulls MK down the middle of the ring by his leg for a cover…. 1!!!! 2!!!! And……… CC DIVES WITH AN ELBOW!!!

ETR: And now CC moves the Trash Can lid with his foot…. And gets Mak on his feet putting him in a position for the CCutter!…. AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA CONNECTS IT ONTO THE LID!!!

Stew: CC goes for the pin on Mak! 1!!! 2!!!! But MK makes the save to end the cover! And now MK has CC up, as he connects a Samoan Drop!!! MK rolls to ringside, and he pulls out a table!!!

ETR: MK goes back under the ring…. AND PULLS ANOTHER TABLE!!! WE HAVE TABLES OUT HERE!!! MK is now setting the tables up at ringside, as he puts one over the other, and then gets inside the ring!

DP: And as rolls back in, Mak quickly begins stomping on him! And now he tosses him to the ropes, and as Mak bounces back, Mak catches him on his shoulders… AND CONNECTS A SIDEWALK SLAM!!!

Stew: Mak grabs the Ladder, and he sets it up around the corner! Mak goes behind as he begins climbing up the long Ladder! And he quickly arrives to the top! I have no idea what he’s planning to do!

ETR: But Look! It’s Captain Charisma! He follows Mak’s steps, climbing up the Ladder, and now both men are on top of the Ladder trying to knock each other off! Mak and Captain Charisma continue trading punches… BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! IT’S MISTER K!!! MK IS MOVING THE LADDER!!! AND MK PUSHES IT OFF WITH ALL HIS POWER…. AS MAK AND CC FALL OFF THE LADDER TO RINGSIDE CRASHING OVER THE TWO STACKED TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DP: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’VE JUST SEEN!!! MAK AND MK MIGHT BE DONE FOR THE NIGHT!!! WHAT A SICK BUMP!!!

Stew: MK is now once again standing by himself in the ring… and he goes to ringside along with the referee for the cover! MK hooks up CC’s leg!!! IT’S A ONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AND NO!!!! CC GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! MK IS IN SHOCK! BUT HE QUICKLY TRIES TO PIN MAK! 1!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! AND HE KICKS OUT TOO!!!

ETR: MK is upset and you can tell so as he begins smashing the floor! And now MK is trying to get on his feet, but MK attacks him from the back, and throws him inside the ring!

DP: Mak gets up, and as he turns around MK puts his arm around Mak’s neck setting up for the M!K CHECK!!!! AND HE CONNECTS!!! BUT NO!!! MAK ELBOWS MK… AND THEN HITS A BOOK-END OUT OF NOWHERE!!! MAK PINS MK!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! BUT MK GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!

Stew: MK is rolling on the floor…. AND MAK RUNS ONTO HIM WITH A DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE DRIVING HIM TO THE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE!!!

ETR: Mak doesn’t wanna turn to his back! BUT HE DOES!!! AND CC PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND CONNECTS A GUERRILA WAFARE!!! F-U IS CONNECTED BY CC!!! And now CC is thinking whether to go for the pin or not… and he doesn’t!

DP: CC is going to put the Ladder back in a good position instead, as he slowly begins climbing up… AND CC IS ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! MAK IS LAYING DOWN IN THE RING, WHILE MK IS STILL ON THE FLOOR…

Stew: AND WATCH OUT!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA DIVES OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER CONNECTING A FROG SPLASH ON MAK!!!!!!!!!! AS DEDEDE WOULD SAY, BAH GAWD!!! AND NOW CC GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!! 1!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ANNNNNNNNDDDDDD…….. THRRRRRRRRRR…….. NO!!! MAK HAS A SHOULDER UP!!!!

ETR: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? CC CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! And now CC has Mak up… and he puts him in a position for the… KILLSWITCH BITCH!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE UNPRETTIER!!! BUT WAIT A SEC!!… CC LETS MAK ON THE FLOOR!!! AND CC GOES TO THE CORNER SEEMINGLY SAD!

DP: WHT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Stew: I believe as much CC wants to win this match, he doesn’t want to end Mak’s career! After all, Mak was one of his mentors through his career! CC is now standing by the corner…. BUT WATCH OUT!!! MK PULLS HIM DOWN BY HIS LEGS FROM RINGSIDE!!! AND HE THEN HE PULLS HIM ONTO THE RING POST SMASHING HIS GROIN!!!

DP: OUCH!! AND NOW MK SLIDES UNDER THE RING… PULLING OUT A CAR DOOR!!! AND MK SLIDES IT IN ALONG WITH HIS WEAPON!!! MK IS IN HOLD OF THE CAR DOOR!!! AND MAK IS TURNING TO HIS BACK… AND BAM!!!! MK SMASHES HIM IN THE FACE!!!

ETR: BUT MAK NAILS A SIDEKICK OUTTA NOWHERE!!! MK is dizzy, and Mak kicks him in the guts, and Mak tosses himself onto the ropes… AND HE GOES FOR A SCIZZORS KICK ON MK!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!

Stew: BUT NO!!!! MK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND THEN KICKS HIMS IN THE GUTS…. AND MISTER K CONNECTS THE M!K CHECK ONTO THE CAR DOOR!!!!!!

DP: OH MY GAWD!!! THIS IS FINISHED!!! MK IS CHAMP!!! AND HE COVERS MAK!!!!!! ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNNNNNNDDDDDD…… MAK HAS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!!

ETR: MAK ONCE AGAIN KICKS OUT!!! BUT NOW CC IS UP, AND MK HAS NO CLUE!! AND CC HAS IM IN A POSITION FOR THE UNPRETTIER!!! AND CC CONNECTS THE INPRETTIER, A SPINNING UNPRETTIER AS HE FALLS DOWN OVER MK’S BODY FOR THE COVER!!!

Stew: IT’S A ONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ANNNNND THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…… NO!!!!! MK KICKS OUT!!! CC IS GOING CRAZY IN THE RING!!! HE WAS THIS CLOSE OF BEING CROWNED NEW EAW CHAMPION!

DP: And now CC slides to outside the ring once, and this time he brings in a Fire Extinguisher! And a Trash Can! And he slides them inside the ring… but he isn’t done as he goes to other side of the ring pulling a….. GLASS TABLE!!!!!!

ETR: CC is in the ring! CC has the fire extinguisher… AND CC BASHES IT ACROSS MK’S FACE!!! MAK TURNS AROUND…. AND CC BASHES IT ONTO HIS GUTS!!! MY GAWD!!!

DP: CC grabs the Glass table, and he sets it up in the corner carefully! Someone is in danger! And now CC climbs up to the corner, as MK gets slowly on his feet…. AND HE DIVES OFF FOR A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!…. BUT NO!!! MK NAILS HIM WITH THE TRASH CAN RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD!!! LEAVING CC BUSTED OPEN!!!

Stew: AND NOW MISTER K IS PULLING CC BY HIS LEGS CLOSED TO THE GLASS TABLE, AS HE PUTS IT BACK VERTICALLY IN THE CORNER!!! BUT WAIT A SEC!!!!! LOOK FROM BEHIND!!!!!!

ETR: THE ROYAL EXPRESS!!!!!! MAK CONNECTS THE ROYAL EXPRESS ONTO MISTER K FROM BEHIND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!! AND MK IS BUSTED OPEN!!! MAK IS SAVING HIS TITLE, UNDEFEATED FPV STREAK AND CAREER IF HE GETS THE PIN!!!

DP: BUT IT’S CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!! AND HE COMES SURPRSING MAK FROM BEHIND…. AND CC CONNECTS THE KILLSWITCH BITCH!!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE TRASH CAN AND THE SHATTERED PIECES OF GLASS!!!

Stew: IT’S OVA!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA JUMPS IN JOY OVER MAK AS MUCH HE MIGHT BE SAD DEEP INSIDE FOR THE COVER!!! AND IT’S A ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…… ANNNDDDDDDDD…………. THRRRRRRRRRRRR……. NOT!!!!! MAK HAS A SHOULDER UP!!!

ETR: THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!! LOOK AT THE EXPRESS ON CC’S FACE!!! HE TOTALLY DID NOT EXPECT THIS!! But CC goes to cover MK! That might do it!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MK KICKS OUT!!!!!

DP: CC is arguing with the referee! And now he gets Mak up…. SETTING UP FOR ANOTHER KILLSWITCH BITCH!!! THE UNPRETTIER IS COMING!!! AND NO!!! MAK COUNTERS…. AND MAK LIFTS CAPTAIN CHARISMA UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE ROYAL EXPERIENCE!!!

Stew: And as Mak turns around…. CC’S FOOT KICKS THE REFEREE WHO FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! AND MAK CONNECTS THE ELIJAH EXPERIENCE!!!

ETR: Mak might have it won there but there’s no referee!!! And now MK is up… but MK is in a different world! He has no clue where he is, only to find himself kicked by Mak in the guts…… WHO FOLLOWS WITH A SCIZZORS KICK!!!

DP: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! AND MAK PUTS HIS SHOULDERS OVER BOTH FOR THE COVER AS THE CROWD STARTS COUNTING!!!

Crowd: 1………… 2………….. 3!!!!!!

Stew: But there’s NO REFEREE!!! AND MAK IS IN TEAR AT THE MOMENT!! THIS WAS HIS GOLDEN CHANCE TO WIN IT TONIGHT!!! BUT… BUT WAIT A SECOND!!! WE HAVE A REF OUT HERE!!!

ETR: AND HE’S RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING… B… BUT LOOK WHO IT IS!!! IT’S THE EAW CHAIRMAN!!! IT’S CM BANK$!!!! AND HE HAS A REFEREE SHIRT ON!!!

DP: AND MAK MAKES THE COVER!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOOOOOO!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? RONN STOPPED COUNTING AT TWO!!!!

Stew: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? NOT THIS WAY!!! MAK CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! AND THE MAN IS DEAD TIRED!! MAK IS CONFRONTING RONN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS THEY GO FACE TO FACE!!

ETR: BUT CC FROM BEHIND NAILS A LOW BLOW ON MAK!!! AND RONN LIFTS MAK UP ON HIS SHOULDERS….. AND CONNECTS THE GTS!!! GO TO SLEEP IS CONNECTED!!!! AND NOW CC KICKS MK TO OUTSIDE THE RING AS HE GOES TO COVER THE CHAMP!!!

DP: NOT THIS WAY!!!

ETR: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AND THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING!!! )

Stew: CC IS EAW CHAMPION!!! AND MAK LOST!!! WHICH MEANS…. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!

( Captain Charisma’s theme song hits as Ronn raises his hand )

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH….. AND THE NEWWWWWWW EAW CHAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONNNNNNNNN……….. CAAAAAAAAPTAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN CHARISMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

DP: I’m speechless! I had ALL RESPECT in the world for Ronn… but after tonight, I’ll NEVER VIEW HIM AS THE SAME MAN WE ALL LOVED AND CHEERED FOR!

ETR: Mak got screwed! And now Ronn is whistling something to the ring announcer….

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…. Mak lost his match… which means…. MAK MUST RETIRE!!!!

Stew: God No! Mak is the FIRST EVER MEMBER OF EAW! And losing Mak is losing one of the most loyal, hard workers… and simply EAW’s _# 1 Legend!!!

DP: Captain Charisma is leaving down the entrance ramp holding the title… and now Ronn follows him slowly… BUT WATCH OUT!!!! THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF STEEL CHAIRS ARE BEING TOSSED TOWARDS RONN FROM THE CROWD!!!!

ETR: THIS CROWD IS UPSET WITH RONN AND HIS ACTIONS!!! And now Ronn runs to backstage… leaving Mak by himself in the ring as Mak begins shedding tears… This is surely not the way he wanted his career to end!

( Mak’s theme song plays )

Stew: It’s been a long road for Mak… but sadly his career is over! And now Mak slides outside of the ring as the crowd starts chanting his name… and Mak is walking towards our announce table…. MAK GRABS A CHAIR AND HE SMASHES IT OVER THE TABLE!!! WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!!!

DP: AND NOW MAK GRABS ANOTHER CHAIR… AND BREAKS IT ONTO THE TABLE!!! The referee of the match is now trying to calm the former Champ down… BUT MAK HITS HIM WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND!!! AND MAK THROWS HIM OVER THE TABLE!!!

ETR: And Mak continues throwing weapons everywhere and tossing EAW Staff members… and now Mak climbs up the barricade as the crowd cheers… and walks into the crowd!

Stew: Well we’ve come to an end to our show… we hope you enjoyed it, we’ve crowned several Champs, and seen MANY AMAZING HARDCORE MOMENT.. AND WE WITNESSED THE END OF MAK’S CAREER!!! Goodnight everyone, and see you next week!

( EAW Logo Buzzes )

Grand Rampage (2009)

Raven Roberts