John Helms
(EAW Logo Flashes)
(The scenes opens to a large field, the desolate outback of Australia where a wooden, run down house is in the middle of it all. There are bones and animal skins hanging from the ceiling on the outside porch. It is dark with some torches lit. In the front sits what looks to be an old woman dressed in all black. In front of her is a cauldron that she seems to be making some sort of concoction. She speaks in her witchy tone and Australian accent.)
???: Some may call it Witches Brew, others can see their reflections and it is the eye of the future. As we approach Hallow’s Eve my little pretties, I must prepare for my guests. Where I live is a very dangerous place, there are a lot of terrors that come out at night especially during Hallow’s Eve, but there are none more dangerous than what Showdown will be doing tonight in Sydney, Australia. Talk about horrific?
(The scene cuts to Ryan Joseph Wilson and Xander Payne locking up, then it transitions to them in each other’s faces before it then cuts to the two making the match at No Regards.)
???: Who wants to be The Best In The World, when they can be a great addition to my Cauldron! Hee Hee Hee Hee….. but enough of that. I love bad blood, when two people dislike each other so much they are willing to physically harm the other, that is so enticing and excites me! They will never stop until one is gone.
(The footage shows Adam Lucas wrestling with Jon Kelton, it transitions to the two of them teaming until Adam then lays Jon out after the match. Then it changes to Chris Elite and Jake Smith arguing, two former tag team champions wanting to prove something to each other and willing to go that extra mile to be the dominant species.)
???: But what would Hallow’s eve be without a nice little brawl. One that contained many morsels willing to put it all on the line for a chance at some prize. Oh the evil men and women do it just to have that in your hands and show it off, but again…. On this night of evil…. Who will come out the hero? Or is there any left?
(As the scene switches, it shows Hunnid Honcho, Major Scott Connor. Lila Vandran, Lucas Johnson, Komatsu Ogawa and Abel Atami in their own glory in action as it then changes to Donovan Duke getting assaulted by the Triangle of Terror, Harley Lewis laughing in the camera before both are now face to face and Duke holds up the National Elite Championship.)
???: Everything though comes to an end. Darkness falls, and the ghosts, goblins and demons search for lost souls that wander without a purpose. Will this fate fall upon one man who for years has been in control? Or will the Vivacious Cannibalistic Beauty and her Dangerous Partner get rid of the only person who can stop them? These are the kind of stories nightmares are made of.
(Fading in is Kassidy Heart wrestling with Jack Ripley, fending off Alex Myers. Then it transitions to Impact and Jack at Territorial Invasion inside the cage, switching over to Alex flying off the top rope, doing something death defying, Impact with the Walls of Impact on Jack, then Ripley hitting You’ll Float Too, finally all four standing tall in their respective ways.)
???: Yet on this evening, we will all be treated to tricks, treats and most importantly violence with absolutely….. NO REGARDS! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE……
(The old witch continues to laugh stirring the cauldron as the final camera shot is all the contenders at No Regards being shown in the reflection as it fades to black.)
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Narrator: AND NOW PRESENTED BY HALLOWEEN ENDS AND DISNEY +, LIVE FROM THE QUDOS BANK ARENA IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…. EAW PRESENTS….. NO REGARDS!!!!
(The pyro goes off as “Blood Stained” by Judas Priest plays throughout the arena as all the fans are on their feet screaming and yelling, some dressed up for Halloween and everyone super excited for Showdown’s No Regards. The camera pans to the announce team of Deadprez, Eve, and Gavin Kirkland.)
Deadprez: EAW HAS BECOME A HALLOWEEN TRADITION AND THIS IS NO DIFFERENT, WE ARE HERE IN BEAUTIFUL SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA FOR NO REGARDS! I AM DEADPREZ ALONG WITH MY COLLEAGUES, EVE AND GAVIN KIRKLAND! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT ON THE HEELS OF JUSTIFIED RECKONING LAST WEEK AND WICKED GAMES NEXT WEEK!
Eve: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MIDDLE PART OF THE SANDWICH IS THE BEST! WHAT A GREAT NIGHT OF WRESTLING WE HAVE FOR YOU HERE! THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE, A GAUNTLET MATCH! TRIPLE THREAT BETWEEN THREE WOMEN THAT HATE EACH OTHER A HIGH STAKES TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH AND ANOTHER BEST OF THE WORLD CHALLENGE!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT ONLY THAT WE GET TO SEE THE HAIRCARE KINGS IMPLODE AND OF COURSE THE BIG ONE, THE MAIN EVENT WHERE IF KASSIDY HEART OR IMPACT ARE PINNED THE CHAMPION WILL LOSE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TO WHO EVER SCORED THE FALL BUT IF THEY WIN? HURRICANE HAWK IS OUT AS GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN!
Deadprez: WE HAVE A HUGE NIGHT AHEAD OF US AND LET’S NOT WASTE ANY TIME AND KICK IT OFF WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST MATCHES OF THE NIGHT!
(The match graphic appears for the opening contest.)
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Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the opening match of No Regards has a twenty-minute time limit, and is scheduled FOR!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
( ‘Yumetourou’ by RADWIMPS plays through the sound system of Sparks Arena, the crowd cheers as the former Unified Tag Team Champion and current Cash in the Vault briefcase holder makes his way to the ring with a look of confidence on his face. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! Accompanied to the ring by Holly Arrow. From Venice, California! Weighing in at 210 pounds. He Is The Face Of Showdown: JAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!
Deadprez: This will be an emotional rollercoaster for both of these men who fought together, won gold together, and now will have to fight each other!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith is looking to put a close on this chapter of his career on a positive note by winning over his very own tag team partner. The task won’t be easy, but with his skill level, we all know it ain’t an impossible task.
( ’44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke then plays over the sound system, the fans are also cheering as the other half of the Haircare Kings make his way toward the ring. His gaze the entire time on Jake and looking a bit angry. )
Gina Romano: ANNND HIS OPPONENT! From Brooklyn, New York! Weighing in at 210 pounds! He is Gawd Given Greatness: CHRIIIIIIIIIIS ELIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Some would say the man is the reason the team is imploding right now, but I doubt he cares about that. Chris is looking to shake off a bad streak of luck and a win against his tag team partner can do just that!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris has been having a hard time lately, this match can springboard him on the fast track to better things should he emerge out of it the victor!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: AND HERE WE GO! This match is officially underway! Both Chris and Jake foul mouth each other this match has the feeling of a powderkeg this can get explosive in a hurry and both of them go for a clinch! Elite twists Jake’s arm with a wrist lock but Smith reverses. Chris quickly rolls and regains control but Smith returns the favor quickly! This is what happens when the two of them know each other so well!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris rolls and flips with agility before reversing the lock and pushing Jake into the ropes, causing a break called by the official. Irish Whip by Chris who rolls/ hops over his former partner! He goes for a hurricanrana but Smith sidesteps! Jake is with a superkick but Chris is quick enough to backpedal his way into a corner and away from tasting leather!
Jake Smith: Nothing personal! This is business, Chris. It didn’t have to end this way.
Eve: That cold stare from Jake Smith could be a factor in this match but will he remain cool and collected long knowing the history between the two? Chris glances towards Jake not giving him a response before circling around him trying to clinch but Jake moves and grabs his waist from behind before transitioning to a headlock. Elite pushes Jake into the ropes trying to get free but Smith gets to a knee forcing his rival to follow, smart move by Jake to keep Chris grounded knowing how agile he is.
Deadprez: The strategy is applauded by Holly Arrow on the outside as Smith keeps a wise grip hold on Chris. Both of them are now back to their feet and Chris is trying to pry himself away from Jake and almost manages to do so but Jake returns everyone back to square one and goes back to a headlock!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris finally manages to free himself from the hold moves to a corner and hops in the air expecting Jake to run under him BUT JAKE IS BEHIND HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECK BREAKER! Elite is brought to his feet and whipped into the ropes. Jake hits the deck as Elite hops over and bounces into the ropes. Jake goes hopscotch BUT CHRIS GOES FOR A DROPKICK!!
Eve: Jake goes to the outside, and Holly goes to meet him the two have a quick scrum but Jake goes on the apron before Chris can have the time to pull a suicide dive or a tope con Hilo! Chris hops over the ropes landing on the apron as Jake slides into the ring, Smith tries to strike at Chris who shoulders him in the gut! Using the ropes Chris hops over Jake goes back inside the ring AND BRINGS JAKE DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP IN THE PROCESS!!
Deadprez: Jake moves to get back on his feet in the middle of the ring while Chris goes to the ropes, Smith tries to catch him with a swing of the arm but Elite hops over him. Jake turns trying to face Chris who tucks and rolls ending behind him! Smith turns again AND IS GREETED WITH A HURRICANRANA SENDING HIM JUST UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPES!!
Gavin Kirkland: From the outside of the ring Jake is hiking himself up to a vertical base and Chris is attempting to dropkick him to the outside! Jake moves aside and Chris ends up on the apron next to Smith who tries to throw a punch but it’s blocked! Chris throws a punch as well but Jake blocks it! Kick to the gut by Smith who holds Elite into a suplex BUT he only manages to get Elite inside the ring as Chris wiggled during the move AND CHRIS WHO DIDN’T LET GO OF JAKE NOW SUPLEXES JAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INSIDE THE RING!!
Eve: What a surprising move by Elite who is trying to gain the upper hand early in this match! Smith moves to his hands and knees and Chris is attempting to STOMP his head into the floor but Jake moves his head out of the way and tries to leg sweep his partner who hops over the leg! A bicycle kick attempt by Chris was blocked by Jake WHO SENDS CHRIS OVER HEAD WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! But Chris rolled into a parkour-esque maneuver saving his back from the pain that move would’ve brought him.
Deadprez: Jake now in a corner has just enough time to move out of the way of Chris who was seemingly attempting a Monkey flip as he landed on the second rope AND JAKE SHOVES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!! CHRIS TUMBLES DOWN AND LANDS HARD ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake looks to be going for a mean streak right now in this match trying to take control as he then helps Chris to his feet, moving him against the apron HE THROWS HIM INTO THE SECURITY RAILING SURROUNDING THE RING WITH FORCE! Jake whips Elite inside the ring not wanting to waste much time as he then rolls himself in, getting vertical HE KICKS CHRIS IN THE RIBS BEFORE TAKING A KNEE! GROUND AND POUND WITH HIS FISTS ON HIS FORMER PARTNER!
Eve: He picks Chris up, sending him into the ropes, Chris heading Jake’s way and being taken down with a stiff shoulder block! Jake picks up his partner, a pair of elbows to the face before scooping him up, keeping him upside down a few seconds and TAKES CHRIS DOWN WITH A POWER SLAM!
Jake Smith: Come on partner, get up!
Deadprez: He may sound arrogant but he sounds like he simply wants his partner to bring it, wanting him to bring out his best and obviously Chris can’t deliver if he’s on his back. Elite moving to a knee then is vertical GETS ROCKED WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW CHAINED WITH A SHINING WIZARD! CHRIS GOES DOWN! Into the ropes goes Smith who then rolls and delivers an elbow drop to his partner!
Deadprez: Jake is on the offensive and leading the charge right now throwing punches at Elite in a corner after having helped him up BUT CHRIS BLOCKS THE LAST ONE AND BEGINS STRIKING BACK! Jake cancels his efforts with a knee to the midsection though before going to the ropes, bouncing back towards Elite who’s hoping to try to get over Smith BUT HE LANDS ON JAKE’S SHOULDERS! SMITH DROPS ELITE ON ONE OF HIS KNEES! That will hurt and Jake goes for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: And Chris lifts the shoulder up! That fall he suffered moments ago might be costly for him but the man is a Hall of Fame warrior who lived through worse. The match continues as Jake gets to his feet and looks at the crowd for a moment before shifting his focus back to his opponent.
Gavin Kirkland: He picks up Chris, jabs him in the jaw before moving to his side, and takes him down with a Russian leg sweep! He keeps on the pressure by forcing Elite up again, BACKSTABBER AS HE MOVED BEHIND HIM! He picks up Elite again who tries to block a shot from Jake who throws a kick to the midsection. Elite leans forward, Jake grabs at his arms, AND FLIPS HIM INTO A BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER!!! Seriously with this string of attacks Elite’s back could be banged up badly after this!
Eve: AND A DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX TO CONTINUE DISHING OUT THE PUNISHMENT BY THE CASH IN THE VAULT HOLDER!
Jake Smith: It’s Nothing Personal CHRIS!!
Eve: Oooh, we can hear the anger this time in Jake’s voice.
Deadprez: We knew this would heat up and the intensity is climbing up a step as Jake picks up Elite and whips him into the ropes. Snapmare executed by Jake, an atomic drop by Jake!! Elite is picked back up, and taken down with a spinning back elbow! Jake to the ropes and goes for a rolling elbow that lands on Chris’ chest!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake tries for a Michinoku Driver but Chris manages to get back to his feet throwing an elbow or two at Jake before bouncing into the ropes BUT GETS CAUGHT INTO A SLEEPERHOLD BY SMITH WHO HAD JUST DUCKED FROM A BIG BOOT! CHRIS IS FLAILING HIS ARMS TRYING TO STAY AWAKE THIS ISN’T HOW HE WANTS THIS MATCH TO END!
Eve: Jake has his arms tightly right around Chris’ neck AND SUDDENLY HE LIFTS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKESLAM!!! Jake quickly goes to the ropes and LANDS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK AS CHRIS WAS GETTING UP! Jake on the offensive goes for a pendulum backbreaker that lands! Jake with a cover but Elite kicks before the referee could start the count!
Deadprez: Jake goes to a half mount position throwing punches at Chris hitting the top of his head before getting up along with his partner. Whip into a corner he follows with a quick clothesline before moving to the opposite corner and rushing his way back to elite with a crossbody!
Gavin Kirkland: An elbow to the face followed by a few body shots and some shoulder tackles trying to add more pain to this match which has been going Jake’s way for a while now. Jake moves Elite to the center of the ring and throws a jab! Then another! Chris takes the hits trying to block but they find their way in. Jake takes a swing looking for a knockout blow a-
Deadprez: AND CHRIS WITH THE DICKEATERY STOPPER OUT OF NOWHERE!! THE MIKE TYSON UPPERCUT THAT STUNS JAKE IN PLACE HE’S STANDING ON BOTH FEET AND ELITE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!! This count be a turning point in this match folks as Jake had the upper hand for a while! Elite with two punches followed by a shoot kick and then a back fist finishing the 5 borough combo with a lariat which brings Jake down!!
Gavin Kirkland: Smith is trying to get up, on a knee now BUT CHRIS BRINGS HIM DOWN AGAIN WITH A PELE KICK!!! Square on the back of Jake’s head and he drops face-first on the mat! Chris doesn’t waste any time wanting to press on the offense as he grabs at the waist of his former partner AND DEADLIFTS HIM INTO AN OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! WOAH WHAT STRENGTH BY CHRIS ELITE!!!
Eve: Chris goes to the ropes, jumping on the second one INTO A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT! The man is displaying his Gawd Given Abilities right here, though there is no doubt how great he is considering his past achievements. Getting Jake up he goes hard with an Irish Whip that has Smith crashing into the turnbuckle AND HE FOLLOWS CLOSE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! He throws a few quick elbows to the side of the face of his opponent before grabbing a handful of hands as he hops on the second rope. AND HE STAYS THROWING DOWN HAMMER FISTS ON JAKE!!
CROWD: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! FOUR!!!! FIVE!!!!! SIX!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!! E-
Deadprez: JAKE JUST GRABBED AT CHRIS AND IS MOVING FROM THE CORNER!! CHRIS IS STILL HITTING AT HIS HEAD TRYING TO GET HIM TO TOPPLE BUT SMITH SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!!!! CHRIS IS HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN AS CHRIS IS TRYING FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BUT CHRIS GRABS HIM INTO AN XPLODER SUPLEX AND SENDS HIM IN THE TURNBUCKLES AS WELL!! WOAH!!!
Gavin Kirkland: One big move after the other for these two athletes who are set to beat the shit out of each other! Right now Elite has the upper hand but he can’t step off the gas a second without Jake taking that as an opportunity to strike! This is a great fight! And the drama of it being between former partners I flipping love it!
Eve: Chris is on his feet faster than Jake and throws a kick to the knee forcing Smith to go on one AND CHRIS CHAINS THAT UP QUICKLY WITH THE DREAMING AX KICK!! Jake is on his hands and knees but then strengthens himself up BEFORE GETTING A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE CHEST SENDING HIM IN A CORNER!! Chris quickly goes to the opposite one and charges in with haste! HAWK EM!! THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE AGAINST A SITTING JAKE SMITH! WHAT IMPACT!!
Deadprez: Chris doesn’t let a moment for Jake to rest as he picks him up by the head forcing him to his feet. He picks him up and forces him through the Mood Swing! A front flip snapmare driver that drills Jake down! AND ELITE QUICKLY GOES HALF-MOUNT AND BEGINS TO FLAIL AT JAKE WITH FISTS OF FURY! He picks up Jake, chopping his chest Smith backs against the ropes. Another chop to the chest!
Crowd: WOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris with an Irish Whip to Jake as he himself dashes into the ropes from another side of the ring both are running Smith ducks Chris who passes behind him. Both bounces into the ropes AND JAKE GETS PROJECTED ALMOST INTO A CORNER WITH THE ALMIGHTY PUSH!!! THE POUNCE FROM CHRIS ELITE FELT LIKE A TACKLE YOU’D SEE IN THE LATEST MADDEN GAME HOLY JESUS!!!
Eve: Quickly Chris tries to add to the offensive as he goes to the corner and begins to stomp a mudhole into Jake with a slew of kicks and going faster as he goes. He then holds onto the ropes AND CORNER DROPKICK TO JAKE!!! HE DRAGS HIM CLOSER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR A COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: AND JAKE KICKS OUT OF THAT ONE!
Deadprez: Chris doesn’t want to stop there as he quickly goes to the corner he stomped Jake against and hops to the top of the turnbuckle. Are we going to see the 450 Splash? Maybe the Frog Splash? HE LEAPS BUT JAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Elite saves himself landing safely and JAKE WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! He dashes to the ropes going for a dro-CHRiS CAUGHT HIS GETS AND TAKES HIM DOWN IN A SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB!!!!!! COVER BY ELITE!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: SMITH LIFTS A SHOULDER TO KEEP HIS HOPES ALIVE!! What a counter by Chris Elite!!
Deadprez: Jake Smith in the ropes hanging to them before getting whipped by Chris, Smith reverses and Elite flips against them going for a springboard move BUT JAKE CATCHES HIM WITH A BACKSTABBER WHILE IN MID AIR!! COVER BY JAKE!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: Chris keeps this match alive! What a display of ring IQ by Jake Smith! Both of them are incredibly smart performers in the ring, this time Jake showing his smarts against his former partner! Chris slowly tries to get up but is kept down by Jake who sends his forearm to the back of Elite. Looking to wear down Chris and hoists him up but lets him land on his feet blocked AND CHRIS THROWS A STIFF RIGHT PUNCH TO JAKE THAT GOES TO A CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake leaning against the corner looking tired, and Chris holding his hands on his knees showing signs of fatigue as well these two went at it hard so far they don’t want to abdicate victory to the other and it shows! Chris dashes towards Jake who flips him over the ropes! Elite landing on the apron blocks a strike from Jake SMACKING HIM IN THE JAW to cause separation! Jake stands in the middle of the ring, and Chris hops on the top rope going airborne JAKE WITH A SUPERKICK ATTEMPT CAUGHT BY CHRIS! JAKE’S WIDE-EYED AND GETS KNOCKED DOWN WITH A DISCUS FOREARM!!
Eve: Jake is in trouble now, on his knees, as Chris is going for the ropes heading for a springboard move BUT HE GETS SUPERKICKED BY JAKE WHO GOT UP QUICKLY!! ELITE WAS UPSIDE DOWN AND GOT A FACE FOOT OF BOOT BY SMITH!! JAKE QUICKLY SETS UP CHRIS FOR THE SNAP-SWINGING NECKBREAKER HE DUBS BROKEN WINGS! IT LANDS! JAKE WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: NOOO!! CHRIS HAS KICKED OUT OF BROKEN WINGS!!! You talk about impeccable timing! Jake made a perfect example of that with the superkick! That was incredible but Chris says no! Not Jake!
Crowd: This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome!
Deadprez: Jake standing behind Chris who is now seated but looking a bit dazed, Smith wonders what to do next as he goes to the ropes and charges to Jake looking for a high knee strike BUT CHRIS LAYS DOWN EVADING THE MOVE AND GOES FOR A ROLL UP ON SMITH!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: And Smith Kicks Out!! These two are really going at it tonight to the point where I don’t know who’s going to win between the two! Chris is getting to his feet, Jake goes to meet him throwing a punch that is returned by Elite! Smith sends an elbow that lands and Chris responds with one of his own!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris to the ropes and runs to Jake with a European uppercut that lands and Jake sends a dog of a shot to Chris’ mouth right back!
Crowd: OOOOOH!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND A BIG BOOT BY CHRIS FOLLOWED BY AN ENZUIGURI FROM SMITH!!!
Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND A HIGH KNEE BY CHRIS ELITE!!
Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BIG BOOT BY JAKE SMITH THIS TIME AND ELITE THROWS A PELE KICK AT JAKE!!!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND BOTH MEN FALLS TO THE GROUND ONE NEXT TO THE OTHER!!!! THEY HAND AN ARM OVER THE OTHER’S CHEST! THE OFFICIAL IS CONFUSED FOR A SECOND BUT DROPS DOWN TO COUNT!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: THEY BOTH KICK OUT!!!!!
Crowd: FIGHT FOREVER! *Clap! Clap! CLAP CLAP CLAP!* FIGHT FOREVER! *Clap! Clap! CLAP CLAP CLAP!* FIGHT FOREVER! *Clap! Clap! CLAP CLAP CLAP!* FIGHT FOREVER! *Clap! Clap! CLAP CLAP CLAP!*
Eve: This is amazing. I love this match!!!
Deadprez: This just goes to show how much they both want to get this win, Eve, and the fans are the ones benefiting from it all as they are witnessing an incredible battle right before their very eyes! They are showing us tonight just how much they want to win! Just how much grit and passion they have for their craft!
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are struggling to get to a vertical base at this time with the crowd cheering them both on! Holly looks concerned on the outside of the ring encouraging Jake but not throwing shade on Chris and both men are facing each other. They move up, Jake throws an elbow that lands on Chris who throws one back. Jake goes for another, blocked by Chris who then sends a knee to the bug AND FOLLOWS WITH A HAMMERLOCK DDT!!! THE FACE VALUE PLANTS JAKE INTO THE MAT THIS IS A BIG OPENING FOR CHRIS!!
Eve: He should go for a cover but instead is looking to go topside!! Big risk at this time of the match but if it connects this might seal the deal for him! Chris is standing on the corner! Sizing up Jake… Who rolls out of dodge! He’s near the ropes on the opposite side of where Chris is moving against a corner he’s then moving to stand on the apron to the outside of t-LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE WHO RUNS TO JAKE AND.. HOLY SHI… A HURRICANRANA FROM INSIDE THE RING AND THROWING JAKE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Deadprez: Who will emerge on top in this memorable battle? Will Jake get the better of his partner? Will Chris get an emotional victory over his brother in arm? No way to know right now it could go either way!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris moves outside of the ring moving to pick up Jake, whipping him back inside the ring before taking a knee and driving it into Jake’s side. Chris moves to stand, forcing Jake up he whips him into a corner. He hops into the second rope! Getting ready to drive ten punches down Jake again BUT SMITH MOVES FROM THE CORNER AGAIN WITH CHRIS WHO HITS HIM WITH ALL HE’S GOT!
Eve: CHRIS SLIPS TO HIS FEET FROM JAKE LOSING HIS GRIP AND SMITH GETS THROWN DOWN WITH FUSION DANCE!!! THE BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX INTO A NECK BREAKER TAKES DOWN JAKE SMITH! THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY FOR GAWD’S GIVEN GREATNESS WHO CALLS FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Deadprez: He goes to a corner, tapping his feet he’s getting ready to strike! If he lands this move this could end it! Chris needs to capitalize on this chance! Jake is slowly getting up, Elite charges ahead! JAKE DUCKS LOW!
Gavin Kirkland: STARMAKER!! THE STARMAKER!!! JAKE NAILED CHRIS DOWN WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER!!! THIS IS IT JAKE HAS GOT TO PIN CHRIS!!! FINISH THIS!!! HE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE!!!!
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Eve: WHAT AN ENDING!!!!!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
( ‘Yumetourou’ by RADWIMPS plays through the sound system of Sparks Arena, the crowd cheers on as Jake has his lead arm raised by the official to confirm his victory. Meanwhile, not far behind, Chris looks upset as he strikes the mat with a hand. )
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match: JAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Holy Jolly Jumper what a nail-biter of a match we just witnessed right there! From start to finish both of them were set to outdo and outperform the other and this forced them both to their limit! The result was a match that might be remembered for a long time!
Deadprez: I agree! But as good as the two of them were there can be only one winner and tonight that honor belongs to the Cash in the Vault contract holder Jake Smith! Chris has nothing to be ashamed of with his performance tonight, it was a stellar effort!
Eve: Indeed, but what will this do for the future of the Haircare Kings?
( The final shot is of Jake, who sided by Holly, extending a hand towards his tag team partner showing good sportsmanship but for Gawd contract owner doesn’t look happy at all. He looks at the hand presented to him a moment before turning his back on Smith and Arrow then make his way out of the ring and towards the back. )
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(‘To Kill a Sunrise’ by Escape the Zoo plays through the arena as Lila Vandran walks out to mostly cheerful reactions. She is met with some high fives from children dressed like her, as she walks down the ramp and into the ring.)
Gina Romano: THIS MATCH IS A GAUNTLET MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A THIRTY FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE DISSIDENT, LILA VANDRAN!
(‘Sweet Emotion’ by Aerosmith plays through the arena as Michael Scott is met by a lot of veterans from all over the world gathering to cheer him on. He salutes them, before making his way down to the ring and eyeing down his opponent.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: And Lila and Major are looking to tie up! Lila has been pretty radio silent these past few weeks, and I’m not talking just the supershow, I’m talking WEEKS! A whole month or more, in fact. Would be something against someone like Michael Scott, a US Army Major! I’m talking like a legitimate tool, but that’s a whole gimmick and I love it!
Eve: Self-aware Gavin on the loose, I see
Deadprez: Self-aware Gavin? Shoot me already.
Gavin Kirkland:That’s right! Both of these talents are looking to tie up first, and they get it! Michael has the advantage due to his strength and size, and Lila is being pushed up against the corner turnbuckle! Lila and Major are still in a tie up position, but the Major picks her up and throws her down on the mat, BACKFIRST! LILA IS HOLDING THAT IN PAIN, AND I DON’T EXACTLY BLAME HER! THAT MUST REALLY HURT, ESPECIALLY FROM A MAN THAT SIZE! WOAH! WHAT STRENGTH FROM MICHAEL SCOTT!
Deadprez: Michael Scott is getting some cheers from the Australian crowd tonight, and some dressed up to the gills in military attire too! Michael is just basking it all in, though— and Lila is on the ground, struggling to get up! Michael is waiting for her to get up, and when she does—
Gavin Kirkland: BOOM! HARD BOOT TO THE STOMACH! THAT MUST REALLY HURT, PREZ! YIKES! AND IT’S MICHAEL GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE! HE PICKS HER UP, AND BOOM! BACK SUPLEX ON THE MAT! HE TURNS HER AROUND, AND LIFTS HER UP IN A MILITARY PRESS POSITION! LILA IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, AND SHE IS JUST SLAMMED DOWN FACE FIRST! SHE NEEDS TO GET HER TEETH CHECKED AFTER THAT!
Eve: Lila is really unprepared for this much violence and strength from the US Army Veteran, wait— I stand corrected, MARINE VETERAN! Michael is looking to make himself known on the big stage, and he’s looking to try something pretty insane here! He leaps off the second rope, and boom! Moonsault! HE’S GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW, AND LILA IS LEGITIMATELY WONDERING WHERE THE HELL SHE IS! LILA IS NOT AWARE OF HER OWN SURROUNDINGS, AND MICHAEL IS TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THAT!
Gavin Kirklland: Michael is getting some more cheers, and I’m going to raise an imaginary glass to that! Woo! Go America!
Eve: We are in Australia.
Deadprez: Lila is on the ground, and Michael is feeling hyped up right now! He’s not gassed, tired or fatigued in any way shape or form! This match is going to be insane, I can tell you that much! Michael is just waiting for her to get up, and he wants to make a statement to his next opponent, right here, right now! MICHAEL IS WAITING FOR IT, AND BOOM! HE PICKS HER UP, HOOKS THE ARMS AND HITS THE TAPS! THE DDT CONNECTS AND LILA IS OUT! Michael isn’t looking for the cover, though! He wants to keep this fight going! MICHAEL IS GOING HAM! HE’S HOOKING HER HEAD IN UNDER HIS ARMS, AND THE DRAGON SLEEPER!
Gavin Kirkland: WILL THIS MATCH END RIGHT HERE? THE DD214 CONNECTS AND IT’S TIGHT AROUND LILA’S NECK! THE DRAGON SLEEPER MIGHT PUT LILA TO SLEEP! SHE’S WAVING HER ARM AROUND, TRYING HER BEST NOT TO TAP! SHE MIGHT, THOUGH! THIS MATCH IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE, TRULY— AND WOAH!
Eve: LILA IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT MICHAEL JUST WRENCHES EVEN HARDER ON IT AND LILA IS FORCED! SHE’S FORCED TO TAP OUT RIGHT HERE, AND THAT ENDS IT! MICHAEL IS THE FIRST VICTOR IN THIS MATCH SO FAR! LET’S SEE IF HE CAN KEEP IT UP!
Gina Romano: AND LILA VANDRAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(‘Ready to Die’ by the Notorious B.I.G. plays as Lucas Johnson walks out to mostly boos. He walks down the ring, focused and ready to kill.)
Eve: AND IT’S LUCAS JOHNSON! LUCAS JOHNSON COMING OUT TO REPRESENT THE TRIANGLE OF TERROR ALONG WITH OGAWA IN THIS MATCH! HE’S FRESH, AND RUNNING INTO THE RING! MICHAEL IS READY, AND THE BOTH OF THEM START SHOOTING OFF ON EACH OTHER! THEY’RE GOING HAM, JUST UNLOADING HEAVY SHOTS ON EACH OTHER’S FACES, SOME OF THESE NOT EVEN THAT PRECISE!
Deadprez: Lucas has the advantage this time! Lucas is using his reach to tag Michael with those heavy leg kicks, and Michael is down! Michael is down and he’s trying to put up a fight, but Lucas is just striking a pressure point in Michael’s thigh, and Michael is down on one knee! Lucas rebounds off the ropes, but Michael strikes him with an elbow to the gut! Michael rebounds off the rope, but Lucas comes in with a spinning back elbow!
Gavin Kirkland: AND MICHAEL IS HOLDING HIS NOSE IN PAIN! MICHAEL IS TRYING TO ATTEMPT A FULL NELSON, BUT NO! LUCAS REVERSES AND HE TRANSITIONS INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX, HOOKING THE ARMS AND THROWING HIM OVERHEAD! WOAH! MICHAEL IS BEING TAKEN FOR QUITE THE RIDE, AND THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR HIM RIGHT NOW! MICHAEL IS BEING GIVEN QUITE THE FIGHT, BUT HE’S NOT GIVING UP!
Eve: Lucas is trying to strike him again and again with those leg kicks, but Michael is trying to fight through the pain! How long can this last, though! Michael grabs hold of the leg, and he throws Lucas to the other rope, causing him to bounce off it and strikes him with a roundhouse kick to the face! He has some kicks of his own, and Lucas sees this! He knows that he’s in for quite the fight, but he loves it! He was born for the fight, after all!
Gavin Kirkland: This might be his turning point, and Michael is just unloading heavy fists onto his shoulder, and Lucas is simply moving away and strikes him with an Enzuigiri! Michael is down and about, and Lucas is enjoying this all! He’s truly enjoying this match, and he’s just kicking Michael over and over again! Lucas knows he has to end it right here, but Michael is proving strong in this fight! Lucas attempts a hook, but Michael blocks it!
Deadprez: AND MICHAEL COMES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN A BRAWL, BUT LUCAS IS COMING BACK WITH SOME MORE OF HIS OWN SHOTS! THIS IS A LEGITIMATE WAR AND HAS BEEN FROM START TO FINISH! NOTHING HERE SEEMS VERY FRIENDLY AND LUCAS IS GOING CRAZY!
Eve: He’s hitting some pretty heavy strikes and Michael is down on both knees! Those punches are causing some damage, and Lucas follows it with a kick right in the solar plexus! THAT JUST KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF MICHAEL, AND THIS MATCH HAS BEEN A WAR FROM START TO FINISH! GOOD GOD! HE’S LOOKING TO PUT MICHAEL AWAY RIGHT HERE, AND HE MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO! MICHAEL IS WINDED, AND LUCAS REELS THAT FOOT BACK! FINAL CALL! THE FINAL CALL CONNECTS AND MICHAEL IS OUT OF IT! LUCAS IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gina Romano: MAJOR MICHAEL SCOTT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: AND MICHAEL IS OUT! WHO’S NEXT?
(‘No Auto Durk’ by Lil Durk plays as the crowd goes bonkers for the fan favorite, Hunnid Honcho. He walks down the entrance ramp, playing no games as he is dressed in an Argyle Sweater like Vishawn.)
Deadprez: THAT’S MY BOY! HUNNID HONCHO! HE’S DRESSED IN THAT WANDAVISION CARDIGAN SWEATER TYPE OUTFIT, SOME NEXT LEVEL STUFF RIGHT THERE MAN! HUNNID IS WALKING TO SOME PRETTY GOOD VIBES HERE, AND LUCAS IS SEEING A GHOST! THIS IS THE MAN THAT COST HARLEY, OGAWA AND HIMSELF A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY SHOT! HIM! THIS MAN! THAT’S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE! HUNNID AND LUCAS ARE EYEING EACH OTHER DOWN, AND LUCAS IS RUSHING IN WANTING TO GO BLOW FOR BLOW, BUT HUNNID JUST SHOVES HIM OFF!
Eve: LUCAS CLEARLY ISN’T THINKING ALL THAT CLEARLY, AND THIS IS COSTING HIM! HUNNID IS GOING OFF, AND HE’S LANDING SOME HEAVY BOXING SHOTS! BIG BOY HAS BEEN GETTING IN THAT WORK, YOU CAN TELL! HUNNID STRIKES HIM WITH A BACKFIST, AND LUCAS IS STUNNED! HE KNEW JUST HOW DANGEROUS HUNNID CAN BE, AND IT DOESN’T EVEN SEEM LIKE HE’S TAKING THIS MATCH SERIOUSLY YET!
Gavin Kikrland: It would be crazy if he did, honestly. I think it was Hunnid’s afterparty I got horribly drunk in. Not sure, though. It’s Hunnid and Lucas just in the middle of the ring, and Lucas isn’t having any of it! He wants to end this match as quickly as possible, and he strikes Hunnid right in the solar plexus with one knuckle! Hunnid takes the shot, and he’s almost out of breath! BUT WAIT! LUCAS IS HOLDING THAT KNUCKLE IN PAIN! IT SEEMED LIKE HE PUNCHED SOME BLING! HUNNID IS LAUGHING, AND HE JUST ELBOWS LUCAS STRAIGHT IN THE FACE! HE KNOWS THAT LUCAS MIGHT PULL SOME CHEAP STUFF LIKE THAT OUT OF THE BOOK, AND HE KNOWS HE HAS TO BE READY FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THE TRIANGLE OF TERROR MEMBER COULD ATTEMPT TO DO!
Eve: Lucas and Hunnid are pretty lopsided so far, and Hunnid is having the advantage! Lucas might be outsmarted here! Hunnid is just tackling him and throwing him around like a ragdoll! Lucas is getting absolutely mad here, and he’s starting to grow incredibly pissed! I don’t blame him!
Gavin Kirkland: IF I GOT THROWN AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL, I WOULD BE TOO! Lucas is striking that turnbuckle in anger, and he’s trying to talk to himself!
Lucas Johnson: (off-mic) Harley was right about one thing, a man can’t see— he can’t fight.
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS LUCAS JOHNSON PLANNING? LUCAS IS STANDING THERE, ALLOWING HUNNID TO GO FOR A SHOT OF HIS OWN, AND HUNNID ATTEMPTS SOMETHING, BUT NO! LUCAS ROTATES AND STRIKES HUNNID DEAD IN THE NOSE, CAUSING HIM TO CHOKE ON HIS OWN TEARS AND BE BLINDED BY HIS OWN BLOOD! HUNNID IS LOOKING ON, AND LUCAS IS SMILING LIKE A SOCIOPATH! HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DONE, AND HE’S DAMN SURE PROUD OF IT ALL! HUNNID IS BLINDED, AND LUCAS IS GOING FOR THE SAME SHOT TO THE SOLAR PLEXUS! LUCAS IS AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN, AND THIS TIME, HE FAKES OUT THE SHOT AND STRIKES HUNNID RIGHT IN THE LIVER!
Eve: HUNNID IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE, AND LUCAS MIGHT HAVE HIM DEAD TO RIGHTS HERE! LUCAS MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE THIS MATCH WON, EVEN WHEN THE START TO IT ALL WASN’T ALL THAT FAVORABLE FOR HIM! THIS IS GOING TO BE A GAME CHANGER, AND LUCAS ATTEMPTS THE SAME PUNT KICK, BUT NO! HUNNID DUCKS AND HE LIFTS LUCAS UP WITH SHEER FORCE AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND! HUNNID IS GETTING SERIOUS, AND LUCAS KNOWS IT! LUCAS BLOCKS IT WITH HIS ELBOW, BUT HE’S MET WITH A SHOT TO THE LIVER BY HUNNID HONCHO! HUNNID STRIKES HIM WITH AN ELBOW SHOT, AND HE HITS HIM WITH AN MMA-LEVEL BACK ELBOW!
Deadprez: Where did all of this come from? This is truly interesting if Hunnid was hiding all this skill the entire time! LUCAS ATTEMPTS A HOOK, BUT NO! HUNNID BLOCKS IT AND HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A COLLAR BONE SLAM— YES! YES! YES! YES! IT CONNECTS! THE CERTIFIED BANGER CONNECTS AND LUCAS IS HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN! HUNNID KNOWS HE HAS TO TAKE OUT LUCAS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW— OTHERWISE IT’S GAME OVER! LUCAS IS OUT ON THE MAT, AND HUNNID GETS ON THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE LEAPS OFF, AND BOOM! BANZAI DROP CONNECTS, AND THAT’S DEFINITELY MORE EFFECTIVE THAN SOME WACK SOLAR PLEXUS COBRA KAI TYPE STUFF THEY GOT GOING OVER AT TRIANGLE OF TERROR! THE DALLAS IN THE SKY, HE CALLS IT! HUNNID IS GOING TO GO FOR THE COVER! HE MIGHT HAVE THE MATCH WON RIGHT HERE! CAN HE DO IT? CAN HE PUT AWAY THIS LITTLE BUGGER?
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gina Romano: LUCAS JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED—
(‘My Way of Life’ by Frank Sinatra plays as Hunnid Honcho looks at the titantron, wondering why nobody is there— that is until now.)
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT? OGAWA JUST COMES FROM BEHIND HUNNID HONCHO AND TAGS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! HUNNID IS OUT, AND OGAWA IS GOING HAM ON THIS MAN! HE KNOWS HOW TIRED HUNNID IS, AND THIS IS DEFINITELY WEIGHING ON THE MAN! HUNNID IS EATING THOSE SHOTS, AND OGAWA PICKS HIM UP! HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION, AND THIS COULD BE IT! THE BLOODY MARY! OGAWA JUST BROKE HONCHO’S FACE WITH HIS KNEE, AND OGAWA IS GOING FOR THE COVER! HE KNOWS THAT LUCAS LEFT HIM WITH A WEAKER AND MUCH EASIER TO BEAT HUNNID HONCHO, AND THIS IS MAKING HIM QUITE THE HAPPY MAN! HE ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR THE COVER, AND HE DOES!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE—
Eve: NO! HUNNID IS STILL IN THE FIGHT! OGAWA PICKS HIM UP, AND HE KNOWS THAT HUNNID IS ON SOME PRETTY DURABLE STUFF RIGHT NOW, AND HE WANTS TO END THIS MATCH EARLY! THE LONGER THE MATCH GOES, THE MORE IN HUNNID’S FAVOUR IT MIGHT BECOME, AND OGAWA IS JUST HAMMERING HIM WITH ELBOWS TO THE FACE! HUNNID IS GASSED OUT, AND OGAWA IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS! HUNNID IS EATING THOSE SHOTS, AND OGAWA MIGHT END UP CATCHING THE WIN RIGHT HERE! OGAWA IS GOING CRAZY, AND IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THIS ONSLAUGHT IS STOPPING ANYTIME SOON!
Gavin Kikrland: SHOT AFTER SHOT LIKE IT’S MAGALUF AND GOOD GOD! OGAWA STRIKES HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A KNEE! HE’S LOOKING DOWN ON HUNNID’S LIMP BODY, AND OGAWA PICKS HIM UP, BUT NO! HUNNID STRIKES HIM IN THE NOSE WITH ONE KNUCKLE! OGAWA IS BLINDED THIS TIME AROUND, AND HUNNID KICKS HIM IN THE KNEE! HE’S TRYING TO MAKE THIS MATCH A BAR BRAWL!
Deadprez: Not exactly a smart move, man. Ogawa is a really good bar brawler, and it’s Hunnid going crazy! He’s letting it all out right now, but Ogawa is eating these shots! Hunnid is tired and these shots aren’t doing much! Ogawa elbows him in the stomach and he picks him up and throws him down! SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS! OGAWA IS BACK ON THE WINNING SIDE, AND THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF IT RIGHT HERE! OGAWA PICKS HUNNID UP, AND OGAWA IS GOING CRAZY! HE’S LANDING HEADBUTT AFTER HEADBUTT AND HUNNID IS DOWN! HUNNID IS DOWN RIGHT NOW AND OGAWA MIGHT HAVE THE WIN HERE!
Eve: OGAWA MANAGES TO GRAB A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES FROM HIS PANTS, AND THE REF DOESN’T SEE THEM! THE REF IS DISTRACTED BY SOME PRETTY JAPANESE CHICKS OUTSIDE THE ARENA, AND KOMATSU IS SMILING! HUNNID TAKES HIS BLING OFF, AND KOMATSU RUNS AT HIM, BUT NO! HUNNID HITS HIM WITH THE BLING DEAD ON THE NOSE! KOMATSU IS IN PAIN, AND HUNNID TRIES ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT CARRYING THE BIG MAN, BUT KOMATSU THROWS HIM JUDO-STYLE!
Gavin Kirkland: This match has been mostly in Komatsu’s favor, and it’s not looking good! Komatsu picks Hunnid up, and this could be it right here! Komatsu is looking for the Irish Car Bomb, but no! HUNNID MANAGES TO CATCH HIM WITH A ROLL UP! KOMATSU WAS SO HYPED AND PUMPED TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE, THAT HE GOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE ROLLUP! COULD HUNNID END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE? HE’S PUTTING ALL THAT WEIGHT DOWN ON OGAWA, AND THIS COULD BE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: KOMATSU OGAWA IS ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S CLEARLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! HE TAKES THE BRASS KNUCKLES AND HE STRIKES HUNNID RIGHT IN THE CROWN JEWELS! HUNNID IS KNEELING IN PAIN, AND OGAWA’S ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, TEARING HIS SINGLET AND THROWING A MILLION CHAIRS AROUND! HUNNID IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING JUST HOLDING THOSE PRIME JEWELS, AND THIS COULD BE EASY PICKINGS FOR HIS NEXT OPPONENT!
(‘Bad Man’ by Polo G plays as Abel Atami comes out to mostly boos from the crowd. He doesn’t mind though, blowing them all kisses as he walks down the ramp and into the ring.)
Eve: ABEL ATAMI! IT’S THE CAESAR OF THE ISLANDS! ABEL IS GOING THROUGH THE ENTRANCE RAMP AND HE’S LOOKING DOWN ON HUNNID HONCHO! ABEL IS JUST TEEING OFF ON THE MAN WHILE HE’S DOWN, AND HUNNID IS NOT CATCHING ANY BREAKS HERE! ABEL MIGHT HAVE THIS MATCH ENDED BEFORE HUNNID CAN EVEN CATCH A BREAK, AND ABEL PICKS HIM UP, LIFTS HIM UP AND HE’S GOING FOR A SUPLEX! HUNNID IS ON BOTH KNEES AFTER THAT INSANE SUPLEX, AND HIDDEN BLADE! THE HIDDEN BLADE CONNECTS AND HUNNID IS OUT!
Deadprez: ABEL SAW OGAWA TRY, AND HE KNOWS HE CAN’T GIVE HUNNID ANY MORE REST THAN HE ALREADY HAS! ABEL PICKS HIM UP! BUT HUNNID GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND SNAPMARE! THE SNAPMARE PUTS ABEL ON THE GROUND, AND HUNNID HITS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE SAME MOVE OGAWA TRIED EARLIER! HUNNID TAKES ATAMI OUT, AND HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: OH MY! ABEL IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! ABEL TRIES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET, BUT HUNNID STRIKES HIM IN THE EAR! ABEL IS LOSING HIS FOOTING, AND HUNNID TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO LIFT HIM HIGH UP IN THE AIR AND HIT HIM WITH A GUTBUSTER! THE GUTBUSTER CONNECTS AND ABEL IS OUT! HUNNID KNOWS THAT HE HAS THE MOMENT CLOSER TO HIM THAN HE MIGHT EVER FEEL! THIS TIME, HUNNID! HUNNID PICKS ABEL UP, BUT NO! ABEL GIVES HIM A STRUGGLE AND THE HEADLOCK! THE HEADLOCK CONNECTS AND ABEL IS DAMN NEAR ABOUT TO MAKE HIM TAP OUT! HE’S WRAPPING THAT ARM AROUND HUNNID’S NECK AND SQUEEZING TIGHT! ABEL WANTS TO PROVE THIS COMPANY WRONG, THAT HE BELONGS HERE! I DON’T THINK HE DOES, BUT WE MOVE! ABEL IS JUST HOOKING HARD ON THAT NECK AND PULLING BACK LIKE A MADMAN! CAN HE DO IT? CAN HE PUT HUNNID OUT FOR GOOD? NO!
Eve: HUNNID SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND HE USES ABEL’S OWN MOMENTUM TO FLIP HIM AROUND AND SEND HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! HUNNID IS USING HIS WRESTLING IQ TO HIS ADVANTAGE, BUT ABEL MANAGES TO CATCH HIM GOING ON THE ROPE! ABEL PICKS HIM UP, AND HE THROWS HIM OUTSIDE THE RING! ABEL ROLLS OUTSIDE AND HE’S THROWING HUNNID BACK INSIDE! HE WANTS TO CONTINUE THE DAMAGE AND HE SENDS HUNNID FLYING INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! HUNNID IS TAKING AN UNHOLY AMOUNT OF DAMAGE, AND ABEL IS APPROACHING HIM, BUT NO! ABEL IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY HUNNID’S SHOT TO ABEL’S STOMACH!
Gavin Kirkland: HE DIDN’T REALIZE THAT HUNNID COULD ALSO THINK LIKE THAT, AND ABEL IS STUNNED! HUNNID TURNS AROUND, AND HE SENDS ABEL DOWN ON THE MAT! ABEL IS BACKFIRST ON THE MAT, AND HUNNID WALKS AROUND THE RING! HE WALKS AROUND THE RING AND HE’S DOING IT!
Crowd: HUNNID HUNNID SPECIAL! LET’S GO!
Deadprez: HUNNID HUNNID SPECIAL! THE WORM TAKES ABEL BY SURPRISE AND HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER! HUNNID MIGHT HAVE THE MATCH WON RIGHT HERE, AND I DON’T THINK EVEN HE REALIZES IT! HUNNID PUTS HIM ON THE GROUND, AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS! CAN HE DO IT? CAN THIS MAN ACTUALLY PUT ABEL AWAY WITH THE WORM? THIS COULD BE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Eve: NO! ABEL KICKS OUT1 ABEL MANAGES TO KICK OUT AND HUNNID IS SURPRISED! HE TRIES TO PICK ABEL UP, BUT ABEL HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AND STRIKES HUNNID IN THE GUT! ABEL MANAGES TO GRAB HOLD OF HUNNID’S BODY AND GETS HIM IN A GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER POSITION! CAN HE DO IT? CAN HE PUT HUNNID HONCHO AWAY! THE TAKE A MILE CONNECTS! ABEL ATAMI GOES FOR THE COVER AND HE MIGHT HAVE THIS GAUNTLET MATCH WON WHEN EVERYONE LITERALLY DOESN’T WANT THIS MAN TO WIN!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: AND YOUR WINNER OF THE GAUNTLET MATCH, THE CAESAR OF THE ISLANDS, ABEL ATAMI!
Crowd: BOOOO! YOU SUCK!
(Abel Atami walks out of the arena, as ‘Bad Man’ by Polo G hits once more. The crowd boos him, and some people are visibly upset at Abel’s victory against a fan favorite in Hunnid Honcho. Abel blows them all a kiss, as some of them take after Ogawa and start throwing chairs around.)
Gavin Kirkland: Abel Wins and I think we may need to call this a bit of an upset!
Eve: Hunnid almost had it, but two matches before, then the attack by Ogawa afterwards, it was just too much to overcome but this is only the beginning for Hunnid, he is going to be a huge star.
Deadprez: An incredible victory by Abel and you gotta feel bad for Hunnid but he will be back!
(The scene fades with Hunnid looking angry at Abel who turns and nods, raising his arms in victory.)
(Backstage…)
(Hurricane Hawk is sitting in the back, in his office, and watching No Regards as it transpires in front of him. He doesn’t look relaxed in the slightest and in fact he bites at his nails as an event occurs in front of him. Also, in his mind is what happened on Showdown to Heidi Huxley, an action that was nothing short of deplorable. But he knew he couldn’t do anything about that now. Heidi isn’t at the show, but Stan Bailey is. And for once, he isn’t on his iPad or making notes. Instead, he is watching Hawk, and some would say, enjoying Hawk’s current plight. Disney certainly required a certain product, and right now, in Stan’s opinion anyway, Showdown wasn’t providing that.)
Stan Bailey: You seem nervous Mr. Hawk
(Hawk keeps watching the screen, paying the Executive very little attention.)
Stan Bailey: Just so you know, I’ve finished my report.
(Stan pauses, believing that Hawk would have paid attention at that point, and yet Hawk still doesn’t seem to be in the slightest bit concerned with what Stan has to say.)
Stan Bailey: Yes, my report is finished, and it is extremely thorough and accurate. In fact, I would say it is my greatest report to date.
(Still nothing from Hawk, who at least stops chewing his nails, and shows just the slightest annoyance at Stan trying to get a rise out of him. Seeing this, Stan continues.)
Stan Bailey: Yes, and let’s just say that if you survive this match and both Jack Ripley and Alex Myers somehow manage to win against two of the premiere athletes on this roster, and you remain as General Manager of Showdown going forwards and beyond, you will not like the evaluation you have been given. Changes will have to be made to put this brand back on an even keel.
Hurricane Hawk: It’s not my fault what happened to Heidi Huxley last week.
Stan Bailey: Is this not your brand to lead?
Hurricane Hawk: Yes, but how can I be blamed for Heidi putting her nose in business that has nothing to do with her. Believe it or not, I care what happens on this show, and I have every intention of ensuring that I am still General Manager next week. And you know what Mr. Bailey, I don’t need some Disney exec telling me what to do. Not now, not ever. And you know what, you continue with that smug look, what happens next, regardless of who you work for, is not going to be very magical. I have been in this business for many years, I know this industry inside out and I don’t need a suit telling me how to do my job…
(At that point Veena Adams walks in, ready for her match and in her wrestling gear. She has obviously heard the latter part of the and is more than happy to interject.)
Veena Adams: Really? I’d say you need help tying your shoelaces the way you have performed of late.
Hurricane Hawk: Your opinion of me doesn’t matter Veena.
Veena Adams: It should. Where is Heidi Huxley for instance huh? Oh yeah, I remember. She was thrown through a table, because of YOUR carelessness. YOU are the reason she was hurt so badly, it was no one else’s fault. You know what, I hate Kassidy with a passion… but even so I am cheering her and Impact on, because change needs to happen around here. Everyone can see it, and it didn’t need Stan here to confirm it.
Hurricane Hawk: I know what you are trying to pull Veena.
Veena Adams: Do you now?
Hurricane Hawk: Yes, I do. You’re trying to do what you do in every single brand you are on. Trying to find some semblance of power… basically you’re a smarter and perhaps prettier Ronan Malosi.
Veena Adams: My dear Hawk… such flattery.
Hurricane Hawk: It’s not flattery to be compared with Malosi, Veena. You’re trying to corrupt Heidi, in THE same way Ronan’s dumb ass has been trying to do with that other Disney exec over on Voltage. And just like over there, it simply isn’t going to work. You’re a parasite Veena, pure and simple, and instead of being a pain in the ass, you should be concentrating on your match. Because you know what, I’ve just decided… the winner of that Triple Threat will be the first entrant in the Contenders Championship Scramble at Road to Redemption.
(A look of total surprise fills Veena’s face as she tries to comprehend what has just been said, especially as she doesn’t know what the Scramble is. She rolls her eyes and continues to dismiss Hawk as if what he says doesn’t matter anymore. She then takes her attention from Hawk and to his desk, pulling out a measuring tape, starting to measure the dimensions of the room, Stan chuckling as he realizes what she is doing.)
Hurricane Hawk: What the hell are you doing Veena?
(Veena looks up, and types some measurements into her mobile phone, before then acknowledging that Hawk has spoken.)
Veena Adams: Oh, I was just making sure my new desk would fit in the office… it cost a lot of money and I’d hate to have to buy another.
Hurricane Hawk: Are you kidding me?
Veena Adams: No… this is very important. It is best to be prepared.
(Hawk’s face goes beetroot red as he finally loses his cool.)
Hurricane Hawk: GET OUT!!!
Veena Adams: But I haven’t finished. I need to know if I can get a sofa…
Hurricane Hawk: I said GET OUT!!! NOW!!! I am done with you.
(Veena’s eyes widen as if genuinely shocked, but then a smirk breaks out, which turns into laughter.)
Veena Adams: Enjoy the rest of your LAST night as the General Manager of Showdown.
(Veena walks out the room, Hawk turning to Stan who is obviously amused.)
Hurricane Hawk: Think it’s funny huh? Well, you get out as well.
Stan Bailey: I think you will find I am within my rights being here.
Hurricane Hawk: You’ve got your report, you don’t need anything else.
Stan Bailey: But…
Hurricane Hawk: GO!!!
(Hawk gets to his feet threateningly, and Stan scoffs, heading out the room.)
Stan Bailey: You’re finished. My report will see to that.
Hurricane Hawk: I don’t care.
(Stan shakes his head and leaves, Hawk finally left alone. He takes a deep breath, and turns his attention back to the monitor, as the scene cuts to the graphic of the next match.)
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(The camera cuts to the ringside area as Gina Romano is seen standing with a mic in her hand.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘I’m a Wanted Man’ by Royal Deluxe is heard blasting through the speakers to the loud negative reactions from the audience as Harley Lewis is seen making his way out to the stage with an overly confident grin on his face dressed like Mike Barnes from Karate Kid 3. He starts slowly making his way to the ring, walking casually slow, as the crowd is booing the living hell out of him without slowing down in the slightest.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER… FROM MANCHESTER, ENGLAND… WEIGHING IN AT 196 POUNDS…”DON LEWIS…” HARLEEEEYYYY LEWWWWWISSSSSS!!!!!
Deadprez: Here he is! He’s here! Here comes the number one contender for the EAW National Elite Championship! “Cobra Kai” Harley Lewis has arrived, and he looks absolutely ready for what is coming his way tonight! NO MERCY!
Eve: A few weeks back, Harley Lewis interrupted Donovan Duke’s interview backstage challenging him for his National Elite Championship, and that is what led to this match happening in the first place! Harley Lewis has already proven to be a legitimate competitor here in EAW, putting on career-making performances against the likes of Andrea Valentine, Jon Kelton, Adam Lucas, and Xander Payne most recently, and tonight is his chance to prove that he’s truly ready for the spotlight!
Gavin Kirkland: One thing for certain is, his opponent won’t make it at all easy for him to do so…
(As Harley Lewis is inside the ring waiting for his opponent, ‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church is heard replacing ‘I’m a Wanted Man’ to an absolutely loud positive reception from the crowd, as Donovan Duke is seen making his way out to the ring with the National Elite Championship around his waist full of energy, looking absolutely ready for his opponent here tonight. He wastes no time as he starts making his way down to the ring, looking forward to starting his match here tonight.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM STILLWATER, OK… WEIGHING IN AT 212 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… “THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN…” DOOONOOOVAAAN… DUUUUKKEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: As said, Donovan Duke is here and he looks absolutely ready for his match here. Donovan Duke has already defended the National Elite Championship FIVE times before against Lucas Johnson, Mr. DEDEDE, Ryan Wilson, Jon Kelton, and Roberto de la Rosa, and tonight he has another tough challenge and huge threat to him and his historic reign here tonight!
Deadprez: Which he’s about to face! Donovan Duke is in this ring, and both competitors are in their respective corners! We’re about to go!
(‘The Outsiders’ fades out of the arena, as Donovan Duke hands his National Elite Championship to the referee, who holds it up in the center of the ring standing between both men, before putting it on the apron. He stands back in the center of the ring between the champion and the challenger, as he signs for the bell to ring and for the match to begin…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Here we go! This match is officially underway, ladies and gentlemen! We have the challenger Harley Lewis squaring off against the National Elite Champion Donovan Duke in a National Elite Championship match! As we can see, both individuals are still warming up as they’re circling around each other and the fire inside the eyes of both competitors is clearly seen!
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke starts locking up with his challenger, but Harley is able to immediately change the tides and get Donovan in a headlock! Harley is trying to choke Donovan out, BUT DONOVAN IS IMMEDIATELY ABLE TO OVERPOWER HIM AS HE GETS ON HIS KNEES AND THROWS HIM DOWN THE RING MAT, FLIPPING HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS! Harley Lewis falls down before quickly getting back to his feet, as he smirks at Donovan Duke with an unimpressed facial expression on his face! Donovan gets right back up to his feet, before immediately rebounding as he runs off the ropes, AND HE TAKES HARLEY LEWIS DOWN WITH A POWERFUL LARIAT-
Eve: BUT, HARLEY DUCKS! HARLEY DUCKS UNDERNEATH AS HE TRAPS DONOVAN’S ARM, WHICH IS BEFORE HE NAILS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE SPINE, APPARENTLY TO GET HIM IMBALANCED, AND NOW HARLEY LEWIS TAKES HIS SHOT AND ROLLS DONOVAN UP! SCHOOLBOY PIN! SCHOOLBOY PIN! THE ROLL-UP TO DONOVAN DUKE! HARLEY LEWIS MIGHT BECOME THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION RIGHT EVEN THOUGH THIS MATCH JUST STARTED; HE CAUGHT DONOVAN DUKE OFF GUARD! THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE-
Deadprez: THE CHAMPION IMMEDIATELY KICKS OUT, NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT! DONOVAN DUKE FORCES THE SHOULDER UP AND BLOWS HARLEY LEWIS’ PLANS TO STEAL THIS MATCH AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP JUST LIKE THAT TO SMOKE! BOTH COMPETITORS QUICKLY GET BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, AS DONOVAN RUNS AT HARLEY, BUT HARLEY IS ONCE AGAIN TRYING TO STRATEGICALLY PUT A QUICK END TO THIS MATCH AS HE ONCE AGAIN CATCHES DONOVAN DUKE OFF GUARD, CATCHING HIM WITH A SMALL PACKAGE PIN! THE SMALL PACKAGE PIN! ANOTHER QUICK ATTEMPT TO ROLL UP THE CHAMPION AND BE THE END OF HIS FANTASTIC RUN RIGHT HERE, CAN DONOVAN SURVIVE THIS TIME?
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: ANOTHER IMMEDIATE KICK OUT BY DONOVAN DUKE, THE CHAMPION IS ONCE AGAIN ABLE TO FORCE HIS SHOULDER UP AND STAY IN THIS MATCH! DONOVAN DUKE ONCE AGAIN WITH A SUPER QUICK KICK OUT, AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS QUICKLY GET RIGHT BACK UP ON THEIR FEET, WITH HARLEY LEWIS LOOKING FRUSTRATED— GIVING THE CHANCE TO DONOVAN THIS TIME TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD HIMSELF, AND GET HIM IN A VICTORY ROLL! DONOVAN WITH A ROLL UP OF HIS OWN! THE ROLL-UP BY DONOVAN DUKE! WILL HARLEY LEWIS’ OWN STRATEGY BACKFIRING AT HIM BE WHAT ALLOWS THE CHAMPION TO CAPITALIZE AND RETAIN HIS TITLE? THE COVER!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
(Harley Lewis quickly forces the shoulder up as the crowd loudly boos in reaction, which isn’t even what matters here in this point even to Harley Lewis himself, as both competitors get right on their knees, staring down each other as Harley Lewis has a shit-eating grin on his face, most likely to keep Donovan Duke controlled by the feeling of anger…)
Harley Lewis: (off-mic) :mjgrin: I thought you wouldn’t do this, and instead “stick to your guns” though, mate?
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) Giving you a taste of your own medicine, ‘mate’.
Harley Lewis: (off-mic) Oh, really-
(**SLAP!**)
Eve: OH, WHAT THE HECK! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF HARLEY LEWIS, AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS GET RIGHT BACK UP TO THEIR FEET WITH HARLEY’S ANGER BEING CLEAR AS DAY ON HIS FACE, NAILING DONOVAN WITH A RIGHT HAND STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER! AND NOW IT’S DONOVAN WHO STARTS FIGHTING BACK AS HE STARTS GOING AT IT WITH HARLEY LEWIS WITH STRAIGHT CONTINUOUS PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE FACE, AND BOTH INDIVIDUALS STARTS TRADING PUNCHES! DONOVAN! HARLEY! DONOVAN! HARLEY! DONOVAN! HARLEY! DONOVAN! HARLEY! DONOVAN! HARLEY! HARLEY! HARLEY! HARLEY LEWIS OVERWHELMS DONOVAN DUKE AND GAINS FULL CONTROL OVER THIS SITUATION, AS HE-
Deadprez: DONOVAN DUKE JUST DUCKED UNDERNEATH! HE DODGES THE LAST STRIKE BEFORE ARM TRAPPING LEWIS, AND HE GOES BEHIND HIM, APPLYING A WAIST LOCK! THE WAIST LOCK IS APPLIED ON THE CHALLENGER, AS DONOVAN IS PROBABLY LIFTING HIM UP TRYING TO GO FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT HARLEY LEWIS IS STILL STANDING HIS GROUND AND TRYING TO BLOCK IT AND PREVENT THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION FROM APPLYING HIS STRATEGY! BUT NOW IT’S DONOVAN WHO FINALLY OVERPOWERS HIM, AS HE LIFTS HIM UP, BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX! THE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AND SLAMS HARLEY LEWIS’ BACK OF THE HEAD RIGHT ON THE RING MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan apparently is not done though! He isn’t done, as he still has that waist lock applied in! What could he be looking for? Donovan Duke flips backwards still having a hold of the challenger, as he lifts him up again, AND A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX IN A ROW, AND YET HE STILL ISN’T DONE! DONOVAN DUKE FLIPS BACKWARDS ONCE AGAIN, LIFTING LEWIS UP IN THE PROCESS, AND HE TAKES HARLEY LEWIS DOWN WITH A **THIRD** GERMAN SUPLEX! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX! THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION JUST SLAMMED THE BACK OF THIS MAN’S HEAD DOWN THE RING MAT THRICE IN A ROW, AND HE STILL HAS THE WAIST LOCK APPLIED IN! THE COVER! THE COVER BY THE CHAMPION! DONOVAN DUKE WITH THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: KICK OUT! HARLEY LEWIS KICKS OUT, AND THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING! Donovan Duke does not look shocked at this point though, but he still punches the mat in a little bit of frustration, as he’s staring at the grounded Harley Lewis with a smirk on his face! Donovan gets back up to his feet, before grabbing Harley Lewis and picking him back up- BUT HARLEY PUSHES HIM OFF, AND THAT IS BEFORE HE NAILS HIM WITH A DROPKICK! THE DROPKICK SENDS DONOVAN DUKE STUMBLING AS LEWIS CAPITALIZES, AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES, AND TAKES THE CHAMP DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! WHAT A MANEUVER BY THE CHALLENGER!
Deadprez: Donovan Duke is down, and Harley Lewis is still on his knees trying to catch a little bit of his breath in order to remain able to stay in this match! It’s not too long before he gets right back up to his feet though, as he’s seen grabbing the grounded body of Donovan Duke, before getting him right back up to his feet. Harley Lewis stares at the entirety of the audience with a cocky smirk clear as day on his face, before looking back at his opponent, AND A CHOP! HARLEY LEWIS WITH A CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF DONOVAN DUKE! OUCH! AND ANOTHER! HARLEY LEWIS WITH ANOTHER CHOP! AND A THIRD CHOP! DONOVAN’S CHEST MUST BE HURTING HIM RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK THAT IS HARLEY’S STRATEGY AT THIS POINT; HE’S KEEPING AS MUCH HURT AS HE CAN!
Gavin Kirkland: And he’s probably doing that to follow it up with something he has in mind, which we’re about to see! Harley Lewis rebounds running off the ropes, AND HE TAKES DONOVAN DUKE DOWN COMPLETELY WITH A SHOOT KICK! THE SHOOT KICK CONNECTS AND IT TAKES DONOVAN DUKE DOWN THE RING MAT! DONOVAN DUKE FALLS DOWN HARD BEFORE HE GETS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET THANKS TO NOTHING BUT THE IMPACT OF THE MOVE – and Harley Lewis is looking to once again capitalize! Donovan is woozy at the moment as Lewis rebounds off the ropes *once again,* AND THIS TIME HE TAKES THE CHAMPION OUT WITH A LARIAT OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE LARIAT PLANTS DONOVAN DUKE OUT OF THE RING, AS HE FLIPS OVER THE ROPES FALLING OUT AT THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Eve: Donovan Duke is seen laying there out of the ring helpless, as he’s BARELY trying to get back up to his feet using the barricade, meanwhile Harley Lewis is seen inside the ring smirking in confidence, as he is leaning towards the corner patiently waiting for his opponent to fully get back up to his feet! Donovan finally does though, and Harley Lewis comes to instant realization that this is his chance to take his shot! Harley Lewis runs off the ropes with full speed, AND HE NAILS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! THE SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS AND TAKES DUKE DOWN, AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS FALL DOWN AT THE RINGSIDE AREA! HARLEY LEWIS HAS GAINED FULL CONTROL OVER THIS MATCHUP RIGHT HERE! WHAT A MOVE BY THE CHALLENGER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Deadprez: Both of these individuals are now still trying to recover and get right back up to their feet, but apparently, it’s Harley Lewis who has an obvious quicker ability to be standing back up on his feet! Harley Lewis uses the ring apron to stand back up, before immediately rolling back inside the ring! What could this man be looking for? Donovan Duke is seen once again barely standing on his feet, though not at all entirely balanced, and that is where Harley Lewis once again runs off the ropes! He’s going for yet ANOTHER Suicide Dive! And… IT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE BY THE CHALLENGER! WHAT A MANEUVER-
Gavin Kirkland: NO, IT DOES NOT CONNECT! IT DOES NOT CONNECT! DONOVAN DUKE REVERSES, THE CHAMPION WITH THE REVERSAL! DONOVAN DUKE IMMEDIATELY WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID AIR RIGHT TO THE JAW OF HARLEY LEWIS! THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID AIR! THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS, AND FROM THE SOUND WE HAVE JUST HEARD, THAT PROBABLY CRACKED THE JAW OF HARLEY LEWIS AS WELL! THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION TURNS THE TABLES, AND HARLEY LEWIS FALLS ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RING APRON BEFORE FINALLY LANDING AT THE RINGSIDE AREA! WHAT A COMEBACK! WHAT A COMEBACK BY DONOVAN DUKE!
(The screens show a slow-motion version replay of the Jumping Knee Strike Donovan Duke took Harley Lewis down with in mid air, before fading back to the ringside area, showing the champion up on his feet grabbing the grounded body of his challenger…)
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eve: Donovan Duke is back in this match ladies and gentlemen, as he’s seen picking Harley Lewis who he just took down with a powerful knee strike back up to his feet. He’s centering him in a position to lift him up, as he’s standing right in the middle of the zone at the ringside area between our table and the ring mat; Donovan lifts him up, AND A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! DONOVAN DUKE JUST TOOK HARLEY LEWIS DOWN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX AT THE RINGSIDE AREA! OH MY, THIS MUST HAVE HURT! THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX CONNECTS AND SLAMS THE SPINE OF THE CHALLENGER DOWN THE FLOOR!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Deadprez: Donovan Duke is seen sitting down next to the downed Harley Lewis as he’s holding his chest and back of the head in pain trying to take a little bit of rest for obvious reasons, but I’m sure he knows that he gained control over his opponent and this match in a general manner, and that is what matters! Donovan gets right back up to his feet, as he grabs the helpless Harley Lewis directing him towards the ring, and he ruthlessly slams his head on the ring apron, ouch, before rolling him back inside the ring, and rolling back in himself right after!
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke stares down Harley Lewis with clear fire and anger in his eyes, AND THAT IS BEFORE HE STARTS STOMPING THE HECK OUT OF HIM! THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN WITH CONTINUOUS STOMPS RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF HARLEY LEWIS, AND AT THIS POINT, I THINK THERE IS NOTHING HARLEY LEWIS CAN DO ABOUT, BUT THE REFEREE CAN, AS HE’S BACKING THE CHAMPION AWAY FROM THE CHALLENGER, AND IT TAKES A WHILE BEFORE HE FINALLY DOES!
Eve: The Champ wipes the sweat off his forehead, breathing in and out, as he’s clearly tired after what his opponent has been able to bring to the table here in this matchup! Donovan makes sure Harley Lewis is completely grounded as he stomps down on his chest only once more, and he rolls out into the ring apron, before starting to climb his way up to the top turnbuckle, and he finally does! Duke starts balancing himself as he is staring down the grounded Harley Lewis with fire in his eyes, AND HE DIVES ALL THE WAY UP TO THE AIR, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A 450 SPLASH! 450 SPLASH! WHAT A GODDAMN MANEUVER! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A 450 SPLASH TO THE CHALLENGER-
Deadprez: HARLEY GETS THE KNEES UP! HARLEY LEWIS GETS HIS KNEES UP SAVING HIMSELF AS DONOVAN DUKE’S STOMACH AND RIBS LAND ALL THE WAY DOWN ON THOSE KNEES! I COULD ASSURE Y’ALL THAT THIS HURT, WHICH IS ACTUALLY CLEAR AS DONOVAN ROLLS AROUND THE RING SCREAMING IN AGONY, AND HOLDING HIS RIBS IN OBVIOUS PAIN! HARLEY LEWIS TAKES HIS CHANCE TO CAPITALIZE AS HE WASTES ZERO TIME GETTING RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND GRABBING THE BARLEY KNEELED DONOVAN DUKE, BEFORE PLANTING HIS HEAD DOWN THE RING MAT WITH A SNAP DDT! SNAP DDT! THE SNAP DDT CONNECTS, AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION IS DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Harley Lewis takes a few moments to regain energy, which is before he goes to the grounded Donovan Duke, opening his legs wide… is he seriously looking for a Stomp to the gut? No way! BUT HE DOES! AND AGAIN! HARLEY LEWIS IS APPARENTLY GETTING PAYBACK HERE AT THIS POINT, AS HE’S CONTINUOUSLY STRIKING THE GUT OF DONOVAN DUKE WITH NONSTOP STOMPS! AND HE DOES IT AGAI-
Eve: THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH THE REVERSAL! DONOVAN DUKE REVERSES! HE ROLLS THROUGH, FLIPPING HARLEY LEWIS, WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO GRAB A HOLD OF HIS ANKLE! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK BY DONOVAN DUKE IS APPLIED! THE ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN, AND HARLEY LEWIS HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY, CLEARLY UNABLE TO BREAK OUT! WILL HE TAP?
Deadprez: NOT YET APPARENTLY; HE’S TRYING TO STAY ALIVE AS LONG AS HE CAN! HE’S CRAWLING TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE, TRYING TO FORCE DONOVAN TO BREAK THE HOLD! HARLEY LEWIS IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING, STILL TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE BEST TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS GOAL OF BECOMING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION ISN’T BLOWN TO SMOKE JUST LIKE THAT- AND HE DOES! HARLEY LEWIS IS FINALLY ABLE TO REACH THE BOTTOM ROPE! NOW JUST GRAB IT! JUST GRAB IT, HARLEY-
Gavin Kirkland: TOO LATE! IT’S TOO LATE, PREZ! DONOVAN DUKE IS ABLE TO PULL HARLEY LEWIS TOWARDS HIMSELF WHILST TAKING SOME STEPS BACKWARDS, KEEPING THIS SUBMISSION STILL APPLIED, BUT INSTEAD ONCE AGAIN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! DONOVAN DUKE HAS ALWAYS EVIDENTLY BEEN ONE OF THE BEST TECHNICAL WRESTLERS IN THE ENTIRE EAW, AND OBVIOUSLY, TO BREAK OUT OF A SUBMISSION HE’S DEAD SET ON ENDING THE MATCH WITH, IT’S A FAR FROM EASY TASK! HARLEY LEWIS CAN’T STAY IN ANYMORE; HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE…
Eve: GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! HARLEY LEWIS IS FINALLY ABLE TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING! HARLEY LEWIS IS ABLE TO SURVIVE! THE FRUSTRATION AND ANGER ARE CLEAR ON DUKE’S FACE- which results in… him not letting go off the submission? Come on, Donovan! Let go already, he grabbed the ropes! Is Donovan Duke about to disqualify himself?
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DONOVAN? LET GO-
Deadprez: DONOVAN WAS ABOUT TO LET GO, BUT THE PAIN HARLEY LEWIS WAS SUFFERING COULDN’T MAKE HIM WAIT ANYMORE! HE PUSHES HIMSELF FORWARD THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE, WHICH LOSES DONOVAN CONTROL OF THINGS AND SENDS HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE! WHAT A SMART MOVE BY HARLEY LEWIS RIGHT HERE! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
(Harley Lewis is seen sitting there near the ropes holding his leg in clear pain, but at the same time trying to recover. Meanwhile, Donovan Duke is seen already recovering at the ringside area, as he’s getting back up to his feet holding the barricade. The cameras then fade back to the ring as Harley Lewis, no matter how hurt, is seen immediately capitalizing as he’s making his way up to the top rope…)
Gavin Kirkland: Although extremely hurt by the look of things, Harley Lewis is looking to take advantage of the current situation as we can see him making his way up to the top rope! Harley is balancing himself, meanwhile Donovan Duke is still there slowly recovering from what just took place! HARLEY TAKES HIS SHOT, AND HE TAKES DONOVAN DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! THE CHALLENGER WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE CHAMPION INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA! BOTH MEN FALL HARD ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FLOR, BUT THE MAN WHO TOOK MOST OF THE IMPACT OF THIS MOVE WAS DONOVAN, WHICH WAS THE PURPOSE! WHAT A MANEUVER BY HARLEY LEWIS!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Eve: Harley Lewis starts slowly recovering as he’s making his way back up to his feet, which is not long before he grabs Donovan Duke and rolls him back in the ring! Harley Lewis wastes zero time though, as he immediately rolls back in the ring right after- no, wait, he doesn’t! He’s on the ring apron! What is he looking for? He starts climbing his way up to the 1rtop rope, which he reaches! Harley Lewis is balancing himself meanwhile Donovan is trying to fully stand up on his feet, BUT HARLEY LEWIS DOES NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN; HE TAKES HIS SHOT! HARLEY LEWIS WITH **ANOTHER** DIVING CROSSBODY! THE DIVING CROSSBODY CONNECTS, AND IT’S ABLE TO TAKE THE CHAMPION ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RING MAT! HARLEY LEWIS WITH THE COVER! THE DON OF EAW HOOKS THE LEG! COULD THIS BE THE END OF DONOVAN DUKE’S HISTORIC NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN RIGHT HERE?
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHH-
Deadprez: THE CHAMPION STAYS ALIVE! DONOVAN DUKE WITH THE KICKOUT! KICKOUT BY DONOVAN! HARLEY LEWIS PUNCHES THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION, BUT IT CHANGES NOTHING! DONOVAN DUKE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AND TO MAKE SURE HE ISN’T ANYMORE, IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE!
Gavin Kirkland: Which is what Harley Lewis is ensuring that he will do whatever it takes to get done! Although frustrated, he wastes no time! Harley Lewis *once again* starts climbing his way up to the top rope, before reaching, and he starts balancing himself! Donovan Duke is barely back up to his feet! No way, is Harley Lewis looking for yet a THIRD Diving Crossbody? APPARENTLY! HARLEY LEWIS TAKES HIS SHOT FOR THE THIRD TIME! DIVING CROSSBODY-
Eve: ‘DEALER’S CHOICE!!!!’ ‘DEALER’S CHOICE!!!!’ DONOVAN DUKE FROM ABSOLUTELY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE ‘DEALER’S CHOICE’ IN MID AIR!!! WHAT A MANEUVER!!! WHAT A DISPLAY OF INTELLIGENCE AND INSTANT REALIZATION HERE BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!! THE SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS, AND HARLEY LEWIS IS DOWN!!! THE SPINNING BACK FIST KNOCKS HARLEY LEWIS DOWN, AND DONOVAN DUKE LAYS DOWN FOR THE COVER!! THE COVER! THE COVER! THE COVER BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! DONOVAN HOOKS THE LEG, AND BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH FOR THE CHAMPION TO RETAIN?
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRR-
Deadprez: THE CHALLENGER ISN’T GIVING UP YET! KICK OUT! HARLEY LEWIS KICKS OUT! THE DON OF EAW FORCES THE SHOULDER UP FROM THE MAT, AND HE STAYS ALIVE! DONOVAN DUKE IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN SHOCK, AND THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING! A GREAT AMOUNT OF HEART POURED INTO THIS MATCH BY BOTH COMPETITORS! THIS MATCH IS STILL YET TO END!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! 👏👏👏👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME! 👏👏👏👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME! 👏👏👏👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME! 👏👏👏👏👏
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke apparently still has some gas lift in the tank though, as he gets right back up to his feet, looking to bring more to the table in order to end this one and go home with the National Elite Championship after a sixth successful title defense! He nails the chest of Lewis with a Stomp to keep him grounded as long as possible, before rolling out into the ring apron, and starting to make his way up to the top rope! What does he have in mind here? Donovan Duke balances himself, before he takes his shot diving high in the air, AND HE STRIKES THE GROUNDED HARLEY LEWIS WITH THE ‘STACK THE DECK!!!!’ ‘STACK THE DECK!!!’ THE PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS!!! HE HAS ALL OF IT-
(**CRASH!**)
Eve: FOR THE *SECOND* TIME IN THIS MATCH, HARLEY LEWIS BLOCKS THE ATTACK, AND ROLLS AWAY BEFORE DONOVAN DUKE CAN CONNECT! DONOVAN LANDS ALL THE WAY DOWN ON THE RING MAT, AND HARLEY IS ABLE TO SAVE HIMSELF! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCHUP, DONOVAN DUKE’S RIBS BECOME THE VICTIM, AS THEY TOOK ALL OF THE DAMAGE OF A MOVE THAT WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO TAKE OUT THE CHALLENGER! HARLEY LEWIS GRABS THE CHAMPION WHO’S BARELY STANDING ON HIS FEET FROM THE IMPACT OF THE CRUSH, AND THE ‘JUKEBOX BREAKER!!!!’ NO WAY!!! NO WAY!!! THE ‘JUKEBOX BREAKER!!!’ THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS, AND THAT PROBABLY ENSURES DONOVAN DUKE’S UNCONSCIOUSNESS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!!! NO WAY!! NO WAY!!! ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE A NEW A CHAMPION!?!?! HARLEY LEWIS HOOKS THE LEG! IS THIS IT?!?!?!
Crowd: :krabs: :krabs: :krabs: :krabs: :krabs:
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE—
—EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Deadprez: IT IS! IT IS! HARLEY DID IT! HARLEY DID IT! HARLEY WINS! HARLEY LEWIS IS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! WE GOT A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! HARLEY LEWIS HAS WON THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE REFEREE CALLS FOR-
Eve: A ROPE BREAK! A ROPE BREAK! DONOVAN’S FOOT IS UNDER THE ROPES! DONOVAN IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!
Crowd: :blessed:
(The crowd roars in reaction to what just happened, as Donovan Duke is seen hysterically laughing although grounded. On the other hand Harley Lewis is seen sat there next to him on the ring mat in shock and frustration, not even able to believe what just happened.)
Gavin Kirkland: This match indeed is still going, which is something Harley Lewis does not seem to be happy about in the absolute slightest! But despite that, he isn’t allowing it to slow down his motivation, as he’s getting right back up to his feet, willing to continue till his last breath! Harley Lewis picks Donovan Duke right back up to his feet before lifting him up- OH, ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE YET A SECOND ‘JUKEBOX BREAKER’ IN THIS MATCH HERE TONIGHT? APPARENTLY, THAT IS WHAT HARLEY IS GOING FOR, BUT DONOVAN IS ABLE TO SLIP AWAY! THE REVERSAL! THE REVERSAL! ‘BANKRUPT!!!’ THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN, AND HARLEY LEWIS DROPS TO A KNEE! HE’S CHOKING OUT! HE’S CHOKING OUT! NO WAY! IS THE CHAMPION ABOUT TO END THIS-
Deadprez: SPINEBUSTER!!! HARLEY LEWIS IS ABLE TO STAND HIS GROUND, AND HE TAKES THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER! BUT DUKE ISN’T WILLING TO LET GO STILL, HE STILL HAS IT IN? BUT THAT DOESN’T SLOW THE CHALLENGER DOWN IN THE ABSOLUTE SLIGHTEST THOUGH, HARLEY LEWIS WITH YET ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER, AND THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN IS FINALLY LEFT THERE WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO! IT’S STILL GOING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT’S STILL GOING!
(Harley Lewis grabs the grounded Donovan Duke by the air, picking him up on his feet as Donovan Duke looks helpless. He stares at him with nothing clearer on his face than an angry expression, before…)
(**SLAP!**)
Eve: OH, HARLEY LEWIS WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! OH, WOW, WHAT A DISPLAY OF DISRESPECT BY THE CHALLENGER RIGHT HERE!
Harley Lewis: (off-mic) A DUKE IS NOTHING TO A DON! YOU CAN’T STOP ME. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU CAN’T STOP ME; YOU *WON’T* STOP ME! I AM BECOMING NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION-
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HECK? ‘ROYAL FLUSH!!!!’ ‘ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!’ FROM ABSOLUTELY OUT OF NOWHERE!!! DONOVAN DUKE ALL OF A SUDDEN NAILS HARLEY LEWIS DOWN WITH THE ‘ROYAL FLUSH!!!!’ THE ‘ROYAL FLUSH’ TAKES DOWN HARLEY LEWIS AND THAT COULD POSSIBLY MARK THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE! THE WIDOW’S PEAK CONNECTS, AND HARLEY LEWIS IS DOWN, PROBABLY KNOCKED OUT FOR GOOD! WHAT A GREAT DISPLAY OF INTELLIGENCE BY DONOVAN DUKE RIGHT HERE! IN A MATTER OF SECONDS, HE WAS ABLE TO UTTERLY CHANGE THE TIDES, AND HE CAUGHT HIS OPPONENT OFF GUARD, NOT EVEN SEEMING TO BE DONE JUST YET! DONOVAN DUKE PICKS THE PROBABLY UNCONSCIOUS HARLEY LEWIS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND WITH THE… ‘DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!’ ‘DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!’ DONOVAN DUKE TAKES HARLEY LEWIS OUT FOR GOOD WITH THE ‘DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!’ THE FIREMAN’S CARRY BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER CONNECTS, AND HARLEY LEWIS IS NOT MOVING! DONOVAN DUKE DROPS DOWN INTO THE COVER ABSOLUTELY OUT OF ENERGY! THE COVER BY THE CHAMPION! THE COVER! DONOVAN HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THIS MATCH HERE TONIGHT?!?!?!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church is heard playing up through the speakers once again to huge pop from the audience, who seem happy about the outcome of this match and proud of what their champion was able to bring to the table in order to add yet a sixth successful title defense to his record. It’s not too long before Donovan Duke gets helped up and handed his National Elite Championship by the referee, who then holds his arm up in victory, thus acknowledging him as the winner. Just at the same moment the referee would let go of Donovan’s arm, he would immediately jump into the top rope raising his National Elite Championship high in the air, quite proudly celebrating his well-deserved win.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… **AND STILL!!!!** THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… DONOVAN DUUUKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT A MATCH WE WERE ABLE TO WITNESS HERE TONIGHT, AND I ABSOLUTELY MEAN **WHAT. A. MATCH.** BOTH OF THESE INDIVIDUALS BROUGHT LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY GOT INTO THIS MATCH, AND AT THE END, THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION DONOVAN DUKE WAS ABLE TO SHOW A LITTLE BIT MORE HEART HERE TONIGHT WHICH ALLOWED HIM TO LEAVE THIS FIGHT *STILL* THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION AND AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDING THE TITLE FOR THE SIXTH TIME!
Eve: Donovan Duke has been fantastically a wonderful champion, evidently, all around, and if you look at the amount of effort he put into this match, and into all of his matches as a whole, you would get why his reign is one of the greatest of all time! Tonight is the champion’s night though, as he was able to successfully add a sixth successful title defense to his record. Congratulations to Donovan Duke!
Gavin Kirkland: And there’s absolutely NOTHING to take away from Harley Lewis at this point though, he came into this match with everything he got and to keep him away it didn’t just take one, nor two, but **THREE** of Donovan Duke’s finishers! I’m sure that if he keeps up the great work he will get his due sooner rather than later, but as you just said, Eve, this night belongs to the National Elite Champion.
(The final shot is seen as Donovan Duke is exiting the arena and making his way to the back with his National Elite Championship belt on his shoulder, looking back at his opponent, Harley Lewis, who’s laying there down and out inside the ring in absolute unconsciousness. He nods in respect before looking back forward, and continuing his way. From there, No Regards would fade to an Ad for Voltage’s Wicked Games.)
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(“7 Rings” by Ariana Grande blasts throughout the arena as Veena Adams struts on out to the ring. With a smile on her face that’s full of cockiness and joy, Adams begins her walk towards the ring as the crowd pleads their displeasure through booing.)
Gavin Kirkland: Gawd I’d love to see her…
Eve: With a win under her belt as she very much so needs it!
Deadprez: Veena is a great talent but winning tonight could elevate her career to levels nobody could imagine.
(Adams gets into the ring and stands in her corner, she looks around at the crowd in disgust as the next theme plays!)
Gavin Kirkland: LEXI TIME!
Eve: Oh brother, the way you said that…. Never say that again…
(“Mr. Brightside” by The Killers hits as Lexi comes out to the stage, Lexi waves to the crowd but her expression changes, her joy turns into focus as she looks at Veena who is in the ring. Lexi begins power walking to ring still giving some fans attention with high-fives, as she rolls into the ring and backs away into her corner.)
Gavin Kikrland: She looks ready and determined especially after what Dr. Bethany Blue and then Veena Adams did to her last week after the grueling match she had!
(“One Piece Opening Theme – Special Edition We Are!” hits as the crowd begins cheer for Holly Arrow who comes out from the back with a red jacket and a straw hat on, her attire looking different as it’s red and themed after “Luffy” a character from One Piece, Holly has one hand on her hat keeping it steady with a grin on her face. Smoke comes out from the stage as Holly makes her way down the rampway and begins marching up the steps. Her smile changes as she snakes eye contact with Veena and Lexi, as she enters through the bottom rope. Holly tosses her hat into the crowd and slowly takes her jacket off as she backs away into her corner.)
Eve: Holly bringing out a new attire for this match I see!
Gavin Kirkland: Excuse me, it’s actually called a cosplay and my my does she look fine with it on! In a non creepy way.
Eve: The fact you had to say it’s a non creepy way, makes it creepy.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m a fan of the character!
Eve: What’s the name?
Gavin Kirkland: Uh…
Deadprez: It’s Luffy for the viewers at home, now let’s get this match started folks!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s get this one started, it’s going to be a long and drawn out one as all three of these smoking H-
Eve: As these women want to win tonight, Lexi now starts slowly making her way to the middle of the ring in between both women. Holly however pushes right past Lexi! Shoving her to the side and pouncing on Veena who’s still in her corner! Holly starts throwing left and right on Veena who can’t seem to evade them! Arrow finally lets up before Irish Whipping her to the opposite side of the ring! Veena catches herself though and slides out of the ring!
Deadprez: Veena makes an escape but Holly doesn’t! As Lexi who was completely ignored SUPERKICKS Holly smack on the knee! Holly falls to her knees!! And Lexi makes her way behind Arrow— Lexi with a backstabber! That takes Holly Arrow down! Holly rolls off to the ropes as Veena, recovering, slides back into the ring! Adams comes to Lexi with a wild clothesline! Lexi ducks it! However when Lexi turns back around she’s met with a nasty Enzuguri!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Impressive there by Veena but Lexi stays on her feet as she leans against the ropes! Veena pushes herself back up to her feet as she grabs Lexi by the hair and starts grinding her face against the ropes! That’s downright cruel, those ropes burn with enough force— Veena is pulled off Lexi though as Holly Arrow reintroduces herself with a German Suplex!!!! Veena goes crashing down on her neck hard!
Eve: Ouch! That’s never going to feel good, Holly doesn’t turn her back this time on Lexi thankfully but it is still caught with a forearm smash to the face! Holly however returned the favor with one of her own, and another!!!— HOLLY NOW CLOTHESLINE TO LEXI TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Holly uses so much force though both women tumble down the floor neither staying in the ring!
Deadprez: Lexi and Holly both crash down hard but both women slowly get back up to their feet as they start punching one another! Both women throw wild strikes, some not connecting but they’re going crazy! Hey- Hey! Look at this! Veena Adams has climbed up to the top rope and both her opponents have just caught her in their side view— VEENA ADAMS JUMPS OFF AND SHES FLYING— SHE HITS BOTH HER OPPONENTS WITH A FLYING CROSS BODY!
Gavin Kirkland: Mama Mia! Look at that Veena Adams takes both her opponents down with a high risk maneuver thankfully it paid off!— Veena picking herself off the mat holding her abdomen, you can’t go high risk without sacrificing a little. Veena grabbing at the hair of Holly Arrow now, these two with this grudge could truly bite them in the behind later on! For now it’s not affecting all that much as Veena rolls Holly into the ring!
Eve: Adams in the ring herself now— As she waits for Arrow to get up to her feet which she is doing at just a snail’s pace. Veena looks to kick the head off of Arrow!!— No! Holly ducks her head as fast as she lifts it up avoiding the kick from Adams— Arrow catching Veena from behind and hooking both arms! Holly Arrow with a FULL NELSON SUPLEX TAKING ADAMS STRAIGHT TO THE MAT! Holly quickly back up to her feet lifting Veena up as well!
Deadprez: Look at Arrow! Turning Veena around and trying for another Full Nelson it seems!— But nothing comes of it as Lexi rolls back into the ring and with a Running Knee connects with the skull of Veena Adams! Adams falls backwards onto Holly! Arrow pushes Veena off and sits up and Lexi takes advantage with a KICK ACROSS THE CHEST AND HEAD OF ARROW!!! Wow!
Gavin Kirkland: Lexi the only standing for the first time in this match! Lexi backs up into the corner as she’s taking a breath… Lexi has begun stalking both her opponents who are getting up basically right next to each other— Lexi with a smile across her face waits! LEXI MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS HOLLY WHOS FINALLY UP ‘LIGHTS OUT’ SUPERKICK! Arrow falls down like a slinky down the stairway!
Eve: Lexi took her time and energy out on Arrow— not paying attention to Veena however who got up to her feet a little bit after Holly did! Veena smacks Lexi on the back of the neck with a stiff forearm! Adams grabs Lexi and tosses her towards the corner, Veena winds her arm up and KESAGIRI CHOP ONTO THE CHEST OF LEXI! A smack that can be heard throughout the arena… Lexi falls forward out of the corner holding her chest!
Deadprez: Veena attempts to wrap her arms around the neck of Lexi for a Sleeper Hold— but Lexi fights it off and Lexi breaks the grip as it wasn’t fully locked in! Lexi turns around and her and Adams lock eyes, Arrow joins the stare down as she’s picked herself up in the background of the other twos fight! Arrow turns around and OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH THE JAW OF VEENA ADAMS ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Lexi takes quick advantage— and as Holly turns around to attack Lexi! Lexi hits a kick to the gut of Arrow and hooks her arm around her head— Lexi lifts her up FOR A SUPLEX!!! Holly lands back first onto the mat, as she rolls out of the ring and Lexi follows her to follow up with her attack. Holly as she gets out of the ring stays up to her feet leaning against the apron, Lexi lifts Holly’s arm over her head— LEXI WITH A URANAGI ON THE APRON! OUCH!!!
Eve: Veena Adams back in the ring is up on her feet as she bounces off the opposite set of ropes from the other two elitists— SUICIDE DIVE THAT HITS LEXI! Lexi is driven back first into the barricade, as Veena gets up after such a gorgeous suicide dive and lifts Lexi up and backs up from the barricade— BEFORE DRIVING HER BACK INTO THE BARRICADE!
Deadprez: That’s gotta hurt! Holly comes up behind Veena, and jumps up and connects with a high knee that lands right onto her jaw! Arrow pushes Veena back into the ring! Holly this time doesn’t follow Adams; rather, Arrow gets up onto the apron and starts climbing the ropes! Holly looking down at Veena Adams— FROG SPLASH CONNECTS!!! Holly hooks the leg of Veena Adams!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adams with the shoulder up, Arrow sits up and gets back up to her feet looking down at Veena with her arms out! As Lexi slides back into the ring but waits for what’s in her hands— LEXI WITH A CHAIR AS SHE SLAMS IT ONTO THE BACK OF HOLLY ARROW! OH MY! Holly collapses down onto both knees as Lexi drops the chair and pulls Arrow back up to her feet… and follows up the brutal chairshot with a NECKBREAKER!!! Holly yells out in pain and rolls off to the ropes!
Eve: Veena is on all fours trying to catch her breath after the Frog Splash, Lexi tries to kick her lights out with a kick! Veena moves out of the way and grabs the waist of Lexi— and pushes Lexi into the ropes and as ‘Sexi Lexi’ turns around Veena hits Lexi with a devastating looking SPEAR! Lexi is cut in half dang near— as Adams hooks the leg of Lexi!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TH—-
Deadprez: NO! HOLLY BREAKS THE PIN UP!!!— Holly gets up on her feet and Veena does it right in sync with Arrow, Holly however gets the first hits it looks like as Arrow slams her leg into the chest of Veena Adams! Holly keeps this trend up, over and over! Holly Arrow with at least six chest kicks now— Holly stops with the chest kicks and a Roundhouse Kick out of nowhere! Adams is somehow, someway still on her feet on spaghetti legs!
Gavin Kirkland: Holly follows her combination of kicks up with a Sling-Blade taking Adams off her feet and onto her back! Holly turned around to flaunt her beautiful display of moves, BUT NO! LEXI GRABS HOLLY BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT— LEXI HOOKS HER ARM OVER THE HEAD OF HOLLY AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES— DDT OFF THE SECOND ROPE! Arrow’s skull spiking down hard onto the mat!
Eve: Adams struggling to stand on her feet as Lexi gets to her feet after the DDT she connected with! Veena making eye contact with Lexi who’s up to her feet taking a breather, Veena RUNS AT LEXI LOOKING FOR WHAT SEEMS TO BE A SECOND SPEAR! Lexi narrowly avoids the spear however, as Veena falls through the second rope but barely manages to hang on to the ropes!
Deadprez: Veena stands up on the apron as Lexi comes at Veena with a Spinning Back Elbow! It connects! Veena holds her face but keeps one hand gripped on the ropes— Lexi jumps up on the bottom rope and tries to set Veena up for a Suplex into the ring! However, Veena starts throwing jabs on the stomach of Lexi— Lexi falls down off the bottom rope holding her stomach.
Gavin Kirkland: Lexi is taken down out of thin air it seems by Holly Arrow who re-introduces herself with a Dropkick! A Dropkick that sends Lexi right into Veena! Veena falls off the apron and hits her head onto the apron! Holly grabs Lexi as she falls backwards— Holly grabs the arms of Lexi— TIGER SUPLEX AND HOLLY BRIDGES IT FOR A PINFALL ATTEMPT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEE-!!!!
Eve: Lexi last millisecond gets her shoulder up!— As Holly looks on with a face of frustration, she thought that could’ve been it! As Arrow Kip Flips onto her feet, just in time for Veena to get back into the ring! Adams kicks the leg of Arrow, taking her off balance before getting her arm over Arrow in a bulldog position— AND WITH A BIT OF RUNNING MOMENTUM SENDS HOLLY FACEFIRST TO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG!
Deadprez: Nasty move there from Veena these three ladies have been going at it nonstop from the start. This is insane, as Veena stands up she starts tugging hard at Holly’s head of hair to get her standing— Holly with a face of frustration knees Veena in the stomach with quick speed! Veena Adams takes it like a champ though lifting Holly up as she grabs her waist, VEENA SLAMS HOLLY DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena looks to go for the cover but from the behind of Adams, Lexi joins the fray once more as she pulls Veena up and off of Holly before a pin can be made! Lexi quickly gets Veena in a Powerbomb position— AND INSTEAD OF A TRADITIONAL POWERBOMB— LEXI TURNS ADAMS INSIDE-OUT WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Lexi tries to end things with a pinfall!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: Veena gets her shoulders up and rolls off of Lexi! Lexi pushes herself off the mat and stands in the middle of the ring hands on her knees, she’s trying to get a grip of things! But in a triple threat there’s always someone ready to do some damage— that seems apparent as Holly Arrow is standing on the apron behind Lexi— Lexi turns around as Arrow jumps up to the top rope, SPRINGBOARD SHOTGUN DROPKICK SENDS LEXI FLYING INTO THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!
Deadprez: Veena sees this as she’s trying to get up on her feet but Holly stops her from getting any further as soon as Veena has even one bit of balance on her two feet, Holly runs off the ropes and looks for ‘Fist Of Khonshu’ Lariat! Veena hits the mat and hits the mat hard! Holly is not going for the cover though— Arrow grabs both the arms of Veena, getting her into her feet and spinning her around for a German Suplex!!!— NO! Nevermind, Lexi slides into the ring and grabs the waist of Holly… BOTH WOMEN IN SYNC ATTEMPT THE GERMAN AND ALL THREE WOMEN ARE SENT ONTO ONE ANOTHER!
Gavin Kirkland: Lexi and Holly get the brutality of it as Veena gets a cushion from both women but still landing neck first onto the mat! I don’t know what they were thinking! All women are hurt! Veena Adams is the first to start struggling up to her feet! Veena Adams looks at Lexi who’s also trying to get to her feet holding her stomach! Holly Arrow is the only one down still holding her stomach in the corner of the ring! Veena starts slowly stumbling over to Lexi and nails her with a European Uppercut!
Eve: Lexi falls back onto the ropes as Veena Adams grabs her arm for an Irish Whip— BUT Adams lifts her knee and slams it into the stomach of Lexi! Lexi almost falls but Adams catches her as Holly Arrow begins standing up… Veena is attempting to get Lexi up for a Suplex but Lexi is dropping all of her dead weight onto the mat— Arrow quickly makes her way over and looks at Adams, and she begins helping Adams— BOTH WOMEN USE THEIR COLLECTIVE STRENGTH TO LIFT LEXI UP FOR A SUPLEX! Lexi hits the mat hardback first and is taken out of the match as she rolls away!
Deadprez: Yeahhhhh man! Look at this both these women even with their hatred still working together to take out their opposition. Holly and Veena both at the same time kip flip up onto their feet and lock eyes, a beautiful moment both of these elitists now ready for whatever the other has to offer. Just like the beginning they start swinging at one another frantically with any punch they can connect with! Holly gets the one-up it looks like though— Arrow kicks the knee of Adams almost taking her off her feet but doesn’t!
Gavin Kirkland: Arrow follows up her other kick with another to the chest! Holly turns around and runs up to the ropes jumping up onto the second rope and in mid-air she turns around and HITS A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!!!— Holly Arrow is feeding off the fan energy who’s changing in favor of the match’s intensity! You can feel the electricity, Arrow gets back up onto her feet after her clothesline. She starts picking up Veena Adams, Holly lifts Veena up and takes her down with a Brainbuster!!— Holly has slammed Veena down on her skull driven into the mat! When will these women let up! Holly goes for the cover!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEE—!!!
Eve: LOOK! Lexi has just broken the cover up at the last moment, the last second! This match could’ve and might’ve been over without the breakup from Lexi! Lexi pulls Holly off and takes her off her feet with a Half Nelson Suplex! Holly hits the mat hard on her upper back and neck! Lexi starts smacking her fist into her chest with cheerfulness and a smile! It’s almost like Lexi feels the victory coming as she climbs up to the top rope!!! Lexi to Holly Arrow hits the ‘Heart Stopper’ Moonsault!!!!! Lexi hooks the leg of Arrow this is it folks!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEE-!
Deadprez: Not today, no sir! Holly Arrow manages to just barely get her shoulder off of the mat! Holly Arrow is a warrior man, say whatever you want about her but she really is a trooper guys!
Eve: You can say that again, this woman is a maniac when it comes to the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Only if she wasn’t with Jake, she could show me how she’s a maniac.
Eve: Absolutely disgusting, anyways all these women are out, resting.. hurt and recovering! Veena Adams is the first woman to get to her feet. It seems as she looks at the chaos around her, she gets Holly Arrow on her two feet with a lot of struggle as Holly is a corpse at this point in time! Holly is thrown to the ropes with a huge Irish Whip from Adam— and as Holly comes off the ropes Veena cuts her in half with a SPEAR!!!— OH MY! OH MY! Is this it! Could Holly Arrow be done for good! Wait— Veena isn’t going for the pin?
Deadprez: No Eve! Look at Lexi getting up, Veena isn’t dumb and she’s not playing dumb either she’s waiting for Lexi to get up onto her feet! Lexi has just arrived on both legs wobbly of course but she’s up and with zero time to react Veena sends her into heaven to see stars with a SPEAR AGAIN! Veena Adams gets to both her knees and she begins looking around as she picks herself up, Adams looks distraught. She doesn’t know what to do just yet!
Gavin Kirkland: Who would? These women have shown signs of resiliency ever since the bell rang— Veena crawls over to Holly Arrow whose eyes are closed and laying like a murder has taken place. Veena rolls Holly out of the ring and doesn’t even seem to want to for a pinfall! Holly lands onto the mat and lands hard! Veena uses the rope for balance as she meets the eyes of Lexi who’s on one knee and one knee…!!! How is she even up in the first place guys?!
Deadprez: Lexi tries to stand up but falls back to one knee, Veena makes her way towards Lexi who is clearly in no mood for play. Veena slaps Lexi across the face! This only angers Lexi who is clearly hurt, Lexi returns the favor with a punch to the gut! And Lexi gets up on her two feet of pure adrenaline through the course of her body, LEXI PUSHES VEENA BACK… BUT THIS IS GOING TO BITE LEXI NOT VEENA LOOK EVE!!!
Eve: Veena runs towards Lexi— AND BIG BOOTS HER DOWN TO MAT! Veena keeps her foot down on Lexi all the way down to the mat and steps on her chest! Before Adams grabs Lexi by her arm closest to the corner they’re near— and puts her in the position she wants her, Veena begins slowly scaling the ropes and off the ropes— ‘FATAL VOW’ THE MOONSAULT INTO A DIVING FOOT STOMP!!! Veena hits it, Lexi screams out in a groan of pain and hurt as Veena drags her towards the middle of the ring! Holly Arrow is up on her fours on the outside of the ring though…
Gavin Kirkland: Will Holly be fast enough to get the pinfall broken up? Well?! Well?! Veena is trying to pull the dead weight of Lexi as she’s not even seeming to be responsive to anything going on after Veena’s onslaught….
Deadprez: Veena slowly gets Lexi to the middle of the mat, before collapsing onto Lexi, and hooking the leg… Veena Adams is going to win, is she?! HOLLY SLIDES INTO THE RING SLOWLY!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Holly Dives to break it up….)
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(… Not in time!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“7 Rings” by Ariana Grande hits as Veena rolls off of Lexi with a smile on her face. Holly Arrow looks distraught as she was just a second away from breaking the pin up.)
Gavin Kirkland: Look at the face of Holly who was just a milli-second late to breaking the pinfall up.!
Deadprez: It sucks man but Veena won the match fair! There was no arguing against that, Veena Adams is our winner guys.
Eve: Well said we Veena gets her arm raised and Holly sits in the corner of the ring, looking hurt and confused.
(Veena Adams with a smile holds her stomach with one arm and her other arm raised high by the official. Veena would make direct eye contact with Holly as she exited the ring with the crowd not very happy with the result. Adams would make her way up the stage, leaving the last scene to be Veena cheesing as Arrow’s face is anger now rather than confusion. The scene fades to black with Veena heading up the rampway… fading to a commercial for Showdown.)
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( The camera fades back to the show, revealing Gina Romano with a bright smile on her face ready to announce an upcoming match. )
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, The following ‘Best In The World’ Challenge is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
( ‘The Only Thing They Fear Is V (Doom Eternal/Cyberpunk 2077 mashup)’ by Aaron F. Bianchi Jupiter begins to play throughout the Qudos Bank Arena in Sydney, Australia as Ryan Wilson, in a yellow and white jacket, inspired David Martinez from Netflix’s Cyberpunk Edgerunner gear, makes his way down to the ring. Ryan always looks corky but this time, he looks completely confident. He looks to make a score against Xander here tonight!. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM MONTRÉAL, QUÉBEC, CANADA! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS! HE IS ‘THE ARCHIVIST’!!!!! RYAN… WILSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The history between Ryan Wilson and Xander Payne is another story I’ve been personally watching all week before joining the commentary team today. Ryan lost to Xander in both Germany and Japan, but today, here In Sydney, Australia, he is here to prove he can finally beat Xander Payne.
Eve: Statistically, Ryan has never beaten Xander even once, so today, he wanted to prove that ‘the real Ryan Wilson’ is what would allow him to finally knock Xander down.
Deadprez: This bout is going to be very interesting and fun to watch, honestly. These two have been arguing this entire week. Ryan was trying to tell Xander how much he wants to win, while Xander doesn’t want to admit himself to be Ryan’s stepping stone. Let’s see how things will go down.
( Ryan arrives at the ring as his music fades out…. ‘Psyched Out’ by The Supersuckers begins to play throughout the arena. )
Crowd: :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: What the hell is this? Who is playing this lame, terrible and trash song? Turn it off, dammit!
Eve: If I’m not wrong… isn’t this Ryan’s old theme music?
Deadprez: Let me guess….
( Ryan’s old theme keeps playing as a guy cosplays a masked Ryan Wilson from the old days walks from behind the curtain down to the stage. )
Ryan Wilson (Off-Mic): :JRsaywut:
( A man takes his mask off as all the lights go out at the same time! )
….
( ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill starts to play throughout the arena. All the lights come back as Xander Payne, in his attire with the same color scheme that a masked Ryan Wilson’s attire has, makes his appearance on the stage with a cheeky smirk on his face. Ryan looks at Xander and quite mad at what Xander is playing with him. Xander warms up his hands and proceeds to make his way down to the ring. )
Gina Romano: NEXT, FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA! WEIGHING IN AT 255 POUNDS!… THE EAW HALL OF FAMER, XANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!… PAYNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander came out with an outfit inspired by the same outfit Ryan wore when he wore a mask. Haha! I love what you are doing there, Xander!
Eve: Even though Xander wanted to play with Ryan, deep down, he still aims to defeat Ryan to show that no matter how many more ways Ryan has to defeat him, Xander will keep Ryan from failing in his mission.
Deadprez: I love what our Hall of Famer brought to the table today, but that doesn’t mean he’s backing away from taking down Ryan for the third time. Playing with Ryan tonight is nothing more than a drop of oil pouring into the fire inside Ryan’s spirit.
( DING DING DING! )
Gavin Kirkland: Third round! Xander Payne takes on Ryan Wilson! Xander and Ryan step out of their corner and start to circle around the ring. Both men keep their eyes on each other. Xander takes his first step in so does Ryan. Xander joins Ryan with a collar and elbow tie-up! Ryan joins in but Xander quickly scoops him to the mat with a headlock takedown! Ryan uses both legs to wrap Xander’s head but Xander bounces off Ryan’s legs immediately. Both men return to their feet and Ryan drops Xander to the mat with a beautiful armdrag! Ryan looks very serious in that match, surprisingly! He really wants to beat Xander like he said!
Eve: To be statistical, Xander is 2-0 against Ryan so I can tell how much he wants this victory over Xander. Xander runs in. Ryan pops back to his feet and gives him another armdrag! Xander falls… but he gets back to his feet quickly. Ryan drops him again but this time, he grabs Xander by his arm and stretches it out! Xander cries out in pain and holds down his arm, the one that Ryan is trying to break!
Deadprez: Xander starts to get up to his knees and Ryan keeps hurting his arm. Xander looks down at Ryan’s gut as he starts to use his free arm and sends a shot of back elbow right to his gut but Ryan catches Xander’s free arm and turns it into a fallback pin!
Gavin Kirkland: Right before the referee starts to count, Xander kicks out and both men rise back to their feet. Ryan runs at Xander at full speed but Xander stops his movement with a stiff knife-edge chop right across his chest! Sheesh! That looks hurt! Xander slowly walks backwardly down to the ropes behind him, he bounces off the ropes but Ryan catches Xander with a Standing dropkick! Xander automatically falls back to the ropes as Ryan pops back to his feet.
Eve: Ryan catches him with a snapmare, causing Xander to be in the driver’s seat. Ryan runs back to the ropes, rebounds, and cuts Xander’s head off with a sliding clothesline to the back of his head! Down goes Xander! Ryan isn’t going for a pin yet, he picks Xander back to his feet again, seizes Xander, and drops him to the mat with a Jumping Vertical Suplex!
Deadprez: No no, Xander struggles! Xander tries to land behind him… he does it! Xander lands on both feet, grabs Ryan from behind and sends him flying across the ring with a German Suplex!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan also lands on his feet! Both men have the same idea! Ryan quickly goes behind Xander, lifts him up and plants Xander on the mat quickly with **‘LA BOMBE BLEU’ !!!! A BLUE THUNDER BOMB FROM RYAN WILS-**
Eve: Xander uses his elbow again and sends it right into his eyes, right on his mark! Ryan gets forced to drop Xander to the mat. Xander carefully lands on his feet and superkicks right into his gut! Ryan holds down his gut and bites his teeth in pain. Xander turns around, pulls Ryan in, and sends him down to the mat with a Fisherman Buster!
Deadprez: Ryan gets sent down to the mat immediately with a Fisherman Suplex but Xander isn’t going for a pin there. Xander slowly picks Ryan back to his feet and throws him into the corner. Ryan gets tossed down to the corner, crashing down into it. Xander warms up his feet and starts running! He’s looking for a corner cannonball! ‘HEATWAVE’ is coming up!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan moves out of his way and sends Xander into his corner instead! Xander crashes himself down to the corner, hitting the back of his neck on the middle turnbuckle! Xander grabs the second rope and tries to get himself back from unconsciousness… **RYAN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND HELLUVA KICKS XANDER’S TEETH IN!!!**
Eve: Xander falls flat to the ground, his back leaning against the corner in pain. Ryan isn’t done there as he comes back to his feet and charges Xander with some mudhole stomps in the corner. Xander is not going anywhere as Ryan keeps him under his radar!
Deadprez: The referee walks over to Ryan to tell him off but Ryan picks Xander back to his feet immediately and sends a right hand striking Xander’s jaw! Ryan doesn’t seem to waste anytime against Xander at this point, showing how much he wants this win against Xander after suffering a loss against him twice. Ryan throws Xander over to the opposite corner behind him. Xander’s back hits the corner as he walks all the way down to the middle of the ring like a zombie and Ryan takes him down quickly with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Xander falls and Ryan hooks his leg for a quick cover! A pin attempt by Ryan Wilson!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: Xander Payne manages to get his shoulder off the mat before the count of three! Ryan has been trying to put Xander down as much as possible but he’s yet to make Xander give up in this match. Maybe he needs to put more effort into making his wish come true! Ryan picks himself back to his feet while Xander tries to fully recover himself back to both feet. Ryan pulls Xander by his arm and drops him to the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex!
Eve: But right before Ryan lifts him up high in the air, Xander uses his right elbow and sends it right into Ryan’s gut! Ryan stumbles to his knees and Xander steps away… **RUNS BACK AT FULL SPEED AND CONNECTS RYAN WITH A RUNNING SHOOT KICK TO HIS JAW!-**
Deadprez: **RYAN POPS BACK TO HIS FEET IN TIME AND STOPS XANDER ON HIS WAY WITH A HEADBUTT! XANDER FALLS BACK TO THE ROPES… AND REPLIES TO RYAN WITH A SUPERKICK. RYAN CATCHES HIS LEG, SPINS HIM AROUND AND XANDER TURNS BACK AROUND WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI KICK TO RYAN!**
Gavin Kirkland: Xander quickly returns to his feet and grabs Ryan by his wrist. Xander tosses him over to the ropes… **RYAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE AND PLANTS XANDER WITH A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!! A HANDSPRING CUTTER DRIVING XANDER TO THE MAT! DOWN GOES XANDER!**
Eve: No, Gavin, Xander doesn’t go down as you said. He runs up to the ropes instead as Ryan lands on his knees. Ryan looks up to the front and… **‘HEATSEEKER’ FROM XANDER PAYNE MEETS RYAN FROM THE FRONT! A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO RYAN WILSON!**
Deadprez: Ryan takes a smart route to avoid the move! Ryan lies on the mat when Xander rushes down to Ryan for a running knee, catching Xander by his leg and turning Xander into **‘LE CRABE DU QUÉBEC’ !!! RYAN’S BOSTON CRAB CATCHES XANDER OFF GUARD!**
Gavin Kirkland: An innovative counter by Ryan Wilson to save him from a vicious ‘Heatseeker’ that Xander was about to connect. Xander is now struggling in misery from the pain he’s receiving from Ryan’s Boston Crab. Ryan wants this win, Ryan is doing anything to pick a win over Xander! Ryan begins to sit on Xander’s back and stretches Xander’s with the power he put into that Boston Crab!
Eve: Xander tries to crawl over to the bottom rope and catch it but Ryan won’t let that happen. He lets Xander off go and drags him back all the way down to the middle of the ring. Ryan grabs Xander’s legs again and locks him up in the same Boston Crab-
Deadprez: **XANDER PULLS RYAN DOWN BY THE BACK OF HIS PANT AND GOES FOR A ROLL-UP! IS XANDER GOING TO STEAL A WIN OVER RYAN FOR THE THIRD TIME LIKE THAT????**
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: No, Prez! Ryan Wilson kicks out just in time. Right after a kick-out from Ryan, both men get back to their feet simultaneously. Ryan throws a punch at Xander but Xander ducks under, goes around, and lifts Ryan on his shoulders instead!… **XANDER HOISTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM TO THE MAT WITH AN INVERTED USHIGOROSHI!**
Eve: Ryan is down to his knees and Xander is not done there. Xander pushes himself off the mat while Ryan is stunned by that Inverted Ushigorishi. Xander runs down to Ryan and a running shoot kick to Ryan’s jaw! It successfully hits Ryan this time, knocking him back down to the mat!
Deadprez: Ryan is down to the mat after that shoot kick from Xander. Xander leans against the ropes and looks down at Ryan who has just got taken down by him. Xander gets himself off the ropes… **HEADS DOWN TO RYAN AND DROPS A JUMPING SEATED SENTON ON RYAN DIRECTLY TO HIS GUT!** Xander continues to sit on Ryan, grabs his leg and hooks it for a cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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THREE-
Gavin Kirkland: Not yet, Xander but close! Ryan Wilson manages to get his shoulder off the mat before the referee shouts the number three! It seems like our lovely Hall of Famer have to put more work here too because Ryan doesn’t look easygoing in this match at all. He wants to beat Xander Payne with all his will and he needs to struggle to gain it, no matter how risky this task will ever be.
Eve: Xander gets himself off Ryan and gives Ryan time to recover himself back to both feet. Xander leans against the corner while Ryan tries to push himself off the mat. Xander finally has enough as he walks over to Ryan and picks him back to both f- Ryan with a knee to Xander’s gut, grabs him by his head and spikes him to the mat with a DDT!
Deadprez: Xander’s head drives to the mat and he ends up laying down on the canvas. Ryan proceeds to head over to the corner. He grabs the second rope and starts to climb all the way up to the top. Xander is still down, he’s in trouble!… **A WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!! A WHISPER IN THE WIND LANDS ON RYAN’S STERNUM! XANDER’S BACK REMAINS LAYING ON THE MAT AND RYAN IS STILL UP!**
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan quickly gets back to his feet and drags Xander down to the middle of the ring. Ryan grabs Xander by his leg, and pulls him in as Ryan goes for an STF! STF IS LOCKED IN ON XANDER’S BODY! XANDER IS LOCKED BY RYAN AGAIN! IS RYAN TRYING TO MAKE XANDER TAP OUT?!
Eve: Ryan is going for an STF but Xander quickly turns the table down. The moment Ryan is on Xander’s back, Xander pulls Ryan by his hair and drops his face down to the mat as hard as possible! Ryan’s face drives to the mat like a bullet. Xander rises back to his feet, grabs Ryan instead, and tries to lock him up with a Modified Indian Death Lock!
Deadprez: Ryan spends his quick second using his free leg to kick Xander’s arm away! Xander’s arm gets kicked by Ryan and that gives Ryan enough time to get back to his feet. Ryan rolls back to his feet while Xander takes care of his arm. Ryan goes behind Xander and takes him down quickly with a Russian Leg Sweep!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan drops Xander to the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep. Ryan doesn’t go for a pin as he rolls over to the corner behind him. Xander tries to recover from a Russian Leg Sweep that Ryan just gave it to him. Ryan keeps his eyes close to Xander. Xander pushes himself off the mat slowly… **A RUNNING KNEE FROM RYAN WILSON TO XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!**
Eve: **XANDER POPS RYAN UP TO THE AIR AND A SIT-OUT MICHINOKU DRIVER ON RYAN WILSON IN A MID-RUN!!! RYAN FALLS TO THE MAT! XANDER SLOWLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET WITH HIM PULLING RYAN BY THE BACK OF HIS PANT…. XANDER GRABS RYAN FROM BEHIND AND DRIVES THE BACK OF RYAN’S NECK TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!**
Deadprez: **RYAN FIGHTS BACK! RYAN TRIES TO FIGHT TO GET HIS WAY OUT OF XANDER’S CONTROL! RYAN USES HIS RIGHT ELBOW AND REPEATEDLY STRIKES XANDER’S FACE! XANDER HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET HIM OFF GO. RYAN GENTLY LANDS ON HIS FEET, GRABS XANDER BY HIS ARM, AND SENDS HIM TO THE MAT WITH AN ARMDRAG! XANDER ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET IN PAIN. RYAN GRABS HIM BY HIS ARM, AND SENDS HIM TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING! XANDER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND RYAN WITH A NOTHERN LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Gavin Kirkland: **BOTH MEN CLASH EACH OTHER WITH A LARIAT INSTEAD! RYAN FALLS TO THE ROPES! XANDER FALLS TO THE ROPES! BOTH PARTIES FALL!**
Eve: Ryan starts to run to Xander and attempts to attack him with a running move but Xander moves out of his way! Ryan hits the ropes from the front and Xander quickly drops him with a German Suplex!!!!!-
Deadprez: Ohhhh wait for a second! Ryan immediately returns to his feet like Xander’s German Suplex does nothing to him! Ryan is on a roll! Xander looks back to Ryan and surprises by his action. Ryan yells at Xander and charges Xander with a Running Clothesline!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander grabs him by his arm and twists it around in a mid-run. Xander sends a kick right into Ryan’s gut. Xander pulls Ryan in, lifts him up, and **DRIVES RYAN’S NECK TO THE MAT WITH A KNEELING BUTTERFLY POWERBOMB! A KNEELING BUTTERFLY POWERBOMB DROPPING RYAN’S NECK DOWN TO THE MAT! XANDER DROPS DOWN AS HE GOES FOR A COVER ON RYAN! WOULD THIS BE IT????
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEE-
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Eve: Ryan with a shoulder off his mat once again! Ryan remains in this match and that means only one thing! The match continues with Ryan staying alive and Xander who still has to find a way to put Ryan down for good!
Deadprez: :lupe: I think Xander starts to get **REAL** tired of Ryan Wilson at this point. He doesn’t seem to be very pleased with what Ryan just did to him.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh I think I can take a guess what Xander is going to do next.
Gavin Kirkland: Apron.
Eve: I think you got it right, Gavin. Xander begins to rise back to his feet and snatches Ryan by his wrist. Xander drags Ryan down to the apron as he goes under the top rope then pulls Ryan down to the apron’s surface from underneath the bottom rope.
Deadprez: Ryan desperately tries to get back to his feet but Xander helps him back to his feet instead. Xander sets him in a Tombstone Driver position! Oh no! XANDER IS LOOKING FOR ‘XANDER DRIVER’ ON THE APRON! HE’S GOING TO MURDER RYAN THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: **NO, RYAN FIGHTS! RYAN TRIES TO ESCAPE! WHILE XANDER HAS RYAN ON HIS SHOULDER, HE TRIES TO LAND BEHIND XANDER INSTEAD!… RYAN LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND XANDER! RYAN GRABS XANDER QUICKLY AND DRIVES HIS NECK FIRST DOWN TO THE APRON WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!**
Eve: XANDER ALSO FIGHTS HIS WAY OUT! XANDER USES HIS RIGHT HAND AND SHOVES IT RIGHT INTO RYAN’S FACE! Ryan drops Xander and Xander lands on his feet. Xander walks down and leans against the ring post while he stands on the apron… **XANDER RUNS IN FULL SPEED AT RYAN BUT RYAN LIFTS HIS LEG UP AND CATCHES XANDER IN TIME! RYAN QUICKLY GRABS HIM AND SENDS XANDER DOWN TO THE APRON WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!!!**
Deadprez: **XANDER WITH A PUNCH RIGHT INTO RYAN’S GUT! XANDER IS STILL FIGHTING TO AVOID THE MOVE! XANDER KEEPS PUNCHING RYAN’S GUT AND RYAN STARTS TO STOP MOVING AROUND…. XANDER FINALLY GRABS RYAN AND ‘RIPTIDE’, SENDING RYAN’S NECK DOWN TO THE HARD SURFACE OF THE RING APRON!!!!! A SNAP BRAINBUSTER SENDS RYAN DOWN TO THE APRON AND BOTH COMPETITORS END UP FALLING DOWN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! WHAT A MATCH THAT HAS BEEN THROUGH SO FAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE CROWD IN SYDNEY HERE TONIGHT LOVES WHAT THEY ARE WATCHING!**
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻THIS IS AWESOME! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
THIS IS AWESOME! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Gavin Kirkland: Gahdamn, that man is dead. Can we get our medical team around here????
Eve: No, he’s not dead, Gavin. Ryan is still breathing, he just can’t get back to his feet right now, and you know why.
Deadprez: Ryan remains in the match but he’s not going to get back to his feet anytime soon and the referee isn’t going to waste anymore time as he starts to count. Xander rolls back inside the ring. C’mon Ryan, you gotta hurry at this point.
ONEEEEEE!!!!…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!….
THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…
FOURRRRR!!!!….
Gavin Kirkland: Oh look, Ryan starts to get back to his feet so as Xander who starts to push himself off the mat to get back to his feet!….
FIVEEEEE!!!!…
SIXXXXXX!!!!!….
SEVENNNN!!!!!…
Eve: The referee counts to 7 and Ryan just got his hand on the apron. He’s still trying to capitalize himself!…
EIGHT!!!!!…
NINE!!!!!….
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TEN-
Deadprez: **RYAN ROLLS BACK INSIDE THE RING JUST IN TIME- XANDER PICKS RYAN BACK TO HIS FEET IMMEDIATELY AND ‘DAWNBREAKER’ SPIKES THE BACK OF RYAN’S NECK DOWN TO THE MAT! A WRIST-PULL SAITO SUPLEX SENDING RYAN BACK DOWN TO THE MAT AND XANDER HOOKS RYAN’S LEG FOR A COVER! IS XANDER GOING TO END IT ALL HERE??**
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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THREEEEE!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: **RYAN WILSON KICKS OUT! HOW IN THE HELL???? HE JUST TOOK TWO OF XANDER’S SIGNATURES BUT RYAN MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THEM BOTH! RYAN IS GOING CRAZY TODAY! XANDER CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT HE JUST WITNESSED!**
Eve: That was pretty unexpected, especially from Ryan Wilson. Ryan shows tonight how much he wants this victory over Xander and he’s doing everything here to earn what he wishes for this entire week. Xander shakes his head in dissatisfaction, he’s not really ok with the work he’s been putting in so far. Xander starts to push himself off the mat while Ryan tries to crawl down to the bottom rope and grab it to pull himself back to his feet. Xander catches some break and leaves Ryan fully recovering himself.
Deadprez: Ryan reaches the bottom rope as he slowly uses his other hand to grab the middle one. Ryan pulls himself back to his feet and slowly turns around to Xander. Both men look at each other and look like they are going to kill each other again. :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: Definitely! Ryan immediately gets back to his feet as Xander quickly rumbles down to Ryan. Both elitists meet each other in the middle of the ring, forehead-to-forehead! Ryan pushes Xander away and **HERE WE GO! A RIGHT HAND FROM RYAN! A KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM XANDER! OVER AND OVER! BOTH MEN ARE TEARING THE HOUSE DOWN RIGHT NOW! GO RYAN! GO XANDER!**
Eve: And things are getting one-sided now! Xander starts to take an advantage against Ryan as he keeps chopping Ryan as Ryan starts to fall to his knees. Ryan finally falls to his knees but Xander pulls him back to his feet instantly. Xander tosses him down to the corner, sets him up…. **AND RAINS DOWN A MACHINE GUN CHOP ON RYAN’S CHEST! CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! RYAN’S CHEST STARTS TO TURN RED BUT XANDER DOESN’T CARE! XANDER KEEPS CHOPPING HIS CANADIAN MATE LIKE A PUNCHING BAG!**
Deadprez: **XANDER SENDS ONE LAST BIG CHOP RIGHT ACROSS RYAN’S CHEST! XANDER FOLLOWS UP BY TRIPS RYAN’S LEG INTO A SEATED POSITION! RYAN SITS AND LEANS AGAINST THE CORNER… XANDER RUNS OVER TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, HITS THE CORNER AND RUNS BACK TO RYAN AS A ‘HEATWAVE’ CLASHES ONTO RYAN’S LIFELESS BODY**
Gavin Kirkland: **RYAN ROLLS OUT OF HIS WAY!** Xander drives himself and his back crashes to the corner instead! Xander rolls away from the corner, back to his feet in pain. Ryan delivers a right elbow to Xander’s left leg. Xander falls to one knee. Ryan rolls down underneath the bottom rope, grabs the second rope and pulls himself back to his feet… **RYAN FLIES OVER THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A PHENOMENAL FOREARM! A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM ON XANDER!**
Eve: **A SUPERKICK IN THE MID-AIR!!!!! XANDER USES HIS RIGHT LEG AND KNOCKS RYAN OUT COLD IN THE MID-AIR WITH A SUPERKICK! DOWN GOES RYAN ONCE AGAIN AND XANDER FALLS ONTO RYAN! THAT’S A PINFALL ATTEMPT! THE REFEREE SLIDES DOWN TO THE SIDE AND STARTS TO COUNT!**
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: DNDKDKHDISKSO RYAN KICKS OUT! RYAN IS STILL ALIVE! HE REMAINS IN THIS MATCH! XANDER IS IN SHOCK ONCE AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: Wow… what Ryan is on today? This is something I don’t really see from Ryan, seriously. I can’t imagine now how much Ryan wants this victory over Xander Payne.
Eve: I think it starts from having a vendetta against Xander to this. A drive. A motivation. A spirit. This is his moment. This is what Ryan wants. This is what Ryan needs from Xander, and that’s a win over him. Ryan never has a chance to overcome Xander but tonight, he demands to make it finally come true.
Deadprez: Xander starts to get more pissed again. He throws his fist to the mat repeatedly and yells out in frustration. Poor Ryan tries to get himself back to his feet to continue the fight. Xander slowly looks down to Ryan… Ryan grabs Xander by his shorts and tries to use it to pull himself back to his feet.
( While Ryan tries to pick himself back to his feet, despite the fact he’s not 100%, Xander looks down to his and shakes his head. )
Xander Payne (Off-Mic): Pathetic…. **PATHETIC! PATHETIC! PATHETIC!**
( BAM! )
Gavin Kirkland: **A DISRESPECTFUL SLAP GOES RIGHT ACROSS XANDER’S FACE FROM RYAN!**
Eve: **XANDER IS JUST ABOUT TURN AROUND TO RYAN BUT RYAN WASTES NO TIME! RYAN RUNS UP AND PUTS XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT QUICKLY WITH A RUNNING KNEE!!!!! OH MY GOD, IS RYAN GOING TO DO IT???? THE CROWD GOES WILD, RYAN PICKS XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET RIGHT AFTER SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT…. ‘CHEMIN DE CROIX’ !!!!!! A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB BY RYAN WILSON! DOWN GOES XANDER AND RYAN HOOKS HIS LEG FOR A COVER!**
ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: **XANDER GETS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE MAT THIS TIME! XANDER SAVES HIMSELF FROM THE COUNT OF THREE!**
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan doesn’t give up. Xander also doesn’t give up. Nobody wants to raise a white flag in this match at all! They both want a win over one another!
Eve: I think Ryan has a chance here after paying Xander back by using a signature on his own! Ryan starts to get back to his feet slowly. Ryan walks down to Xander and pulls him back to his feet…. **RYAN SETS XANDER UP AND ENDS HIM WITH ‘MIC DROP’ !!! A SMALL PACKAGE DRIVE-**
Deadprez: XANDER TRIES TO STOP RYAN FROM DOING THAT! XANDER USES HIS RIGHT BOOT AND STOMP ON ONE OF RYAN’S FOOT! RYAN HOLDS DOWN HIS FOOT AND JUMPS AWAY FROM XANDER! A SMART MOVE BY THE HALL OF FAMER! RYAN FALLS DOWN TO THE CORNER AND XANDER QUICKLY HITS RYAN WITH A CORNER RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, A CORNER CLOTHESLINE, GRABS THE ROPE AND HITS RYAN WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! RYAN FALLS TO THE FRONT AND XANDER CATCHES HIM. XANDER GRABS AND DROPS RYAN WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!! ‘XANDER SPECIAL’ CONNECTS!!! DOWN GOES RYAN!
Gavin Kirkland: Or Xander is the one to make it ‘3-0’??? Xander pulls Ryan by his hair and sends him to the ropes behind him. Ryan bounces off the rope… **‘LAST SEDATION’, A POP-UP POWERB-** No, wait. **RYAN JUMPS OVER HIM!!!!**
Eve: **RYAN LANDS ON HIS BEHIND XANDER, HE LIFTS XANDER UP HIGH QUICKLY AND ‘LA BOMBE BLEU’ DRIVES XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT! XANDER IS DOWN AND RYAN GOES FOR A COVER! I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT, GAVIN! RYAN MAY HAVE IT!**
ONEEEEEEE!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Deadprez: **XANDER KICKS OUT! XANDER WITH A KICK O-**
Gavin Kirkland: **AND RIGHT AFTER KICK OUT, RYAN PICKS XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET, SETS HIM UP AGAIN AND THIS TIME… ‘MID DROPPPPPPPPPP’!!!!!**
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Eve: **BUT XANDER PULLS RYAN DOWN AND TURNS HIM INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE ROLL-UP! RYAN IS IN TROUBLE!**
ONEEEEEE!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Deadprez: **RYAN KICKS OUT IN TIME! XANDER SLOWLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND RYAN SLOWLY ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET! RYAN RUNS UP TO XANDER BUT XANDER CATCHES HIM, LIFTS HIM UP AND ATTEMPTS FOR ‘XANDER DRIVER’! A SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!**
Gavin Kirkland: **RYAN SLIPS DOWN BEHIND XANDER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE SPINS AROUND, KICKS TO HIS GUT AND GOES FOR ‘GAME OVER STUNNER’! A SUPER STUNNER BY RYAN WILSON THAT MAY END XANDER HERE!**
Eve: Xander pushes Ryan to the rope right before he’s about to hit it! Ryan bounces off the ropes…. **XANDER POPS HIM UP TO THE AIR AND CONNECTS HIM WITH ‘LAST SEDATION’!!!! A POP UP POWERBOMB ATTEMPT BUT RYAN JUMPS OVER HIM AGAIN, HOOKS XANDER BOTH ARMS AND GOES FOR A ROLL-UP BUT XANDER KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE STARTS TO COUNT!**
Deadprez: **RYAN TAKES HIM DOWN QUICKLY, GRABS BOTH LEGS AND GOES FOR A SHARPSHOOTER! XANDER USES BOTH LEGS TO PUSH HIM AWAY! RYAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES!!!…**
Gavin Kirkland: **XANDER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, POPS RYAN UP TO THE AIR ANNND… ‘LAST SEDATION’! A POP-UP POWERBOMB FINALLY CONNECTS! BOTH MEN FALL BUT XANDER CRAWLS DOWN AND PUTS HIS HAND ON RYAN’S CHEST! RYAN IS NOT MOVING, THIS IS IT!**
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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( DING DING DING! )
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… XANDER PAYNE!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: This is amazing. I actually need a box of tissues after watching this masterpiece. I didn’t expect that Ryan would be able to come out of the edge to this point. He made Xander feel like he was literally walking on the surface of hell every second in this match.
Eve: Even though he lost, I respected Ryan’s courage today. He did everything possible to defeat Ryan and to find every possible way to defeat him in the end. Even if he loses, what he wins is the hearts of viewers like us.
Deadprez: I agree with both of you. You two said enough with what I’m planning to say but I’ll add some. Rian did a great job today and earned my respect. Yes, he may have lost but what he deserves from everyone is his effort in defeating Xander tonight. Bravo, all credits go to both men.
( ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill begins to play as Xander picks himself back to his feet and the referee raises his hand up to the air. He slowly rises down to both knees and looks down to Ryan. Ryan slowly gets back to his feet and he looks totally displeased with the outcome. He keeps yelling and punching the ring’s mat out of his resentment until Xander walks down to his and grabs his wrist, signaling to stop it. )
Gavin Kirkland: Oh? What is Xander doing here?
( Xander picks Ryan back up to his feet, gets his hand off Ryan and asks him respectfully for a handshake. Ryan looks down to Xander’s hand for a second… and he accepts it! )
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: !!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS CANADIAN DRAMA SERIES, IT’S MY FAVORITE NOW!
Eve: Alright chill there, Gavin. Anyway, that’s a great thing from Xander to Ryan. This deserves admiration from anybody. Thanks for joining us here tonight and keep your eyes on the show! We have more to come!
( The final shot shows Ryan accepts Xander’s handshake before slowly leaving the ring by rolling underneath the bottom rope down to the ringside area. Xander keeps celebrating his victory over Ryan as the scene fades into the darkness. )
( A video package airs, canvassing the build-up to Harper Lee and Sienna Jade’s match at Justified Reckoning. We begin at Territorial Invasion where, after soundly defeating Holly Arrow, then champion Harper would pridefully raise her championship in the air. Sienna Jade’s shocking return would interrupt her celebrations, from then on we’ve witnessed the feud progress week-on-week. Snippets from both women’s recent matches are highlighted, Sienna’s matches with Madison Kaline and Bronson Daniels, Harper facing Andrea Valentine, the four-on-four bout at Dead Men Tell No Tales and the aforementioned match against Holly Arrow. Moving forward, spots from their match-up are shown. Sienna smashing Harper’s chin with a Ripcord Rolling Elbow, Harper pinning Sienna following a Dragon Fist, only for it to be revealed that somehow, Sienna got her foot onto the bottom rope. The finale of course, was Sienna Jade locking in her “Temptress” submission, Harper Lee rendered unconscious following a struggle which allowed Sienna Jade to shockingly capture the Universal Women’s Championship! )
( Following the video package, “Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart stirs through the Qudos Bank Arena. Predictably, as Harper Lee’s theme music hits the crowd descends into a chorus of boos. With time, she appears on the entrance ramp, noticeably lighter given the lack of championship. As Harper begins to descend down the ramp and to the ring cameras cut to the commentary booth, Deadprez quickly taking the lead on this one. )
Deadprez: Not the warmest reception for the now former Universal Women’s champion. Given the attitude she’s had all season, it’s no surprise or shock to me! However, it’s long been established that Harper doesn’t care what the audience thinks of her. I’m sure we’re going to hear plenty about Harper’s recent run-in with Sienna Jade, maybe Harper will stake her intentions and try to get a potential rematch in the aftermath of Justified Reckoning?
Gavin Kirkland: Stop booing my favorite soccer mom! Look, I get Harper isn’t the most-liked member of Elite Answers Wrestling. But the woman just lost one of the biggest prizes in all of professional wrestling! Let’s have a little sympathy, a shred of class here. Booing and jeering isn’t going to do anything positive for her now, is it? I hope that Harper gets on the microphone and gives these idiots and good old-fashioned telling off!
Eve: All these boos, all this hatred is Harper’s own doing. The way she’s spoken of and to all her challengers, not just Sienna Jade but Andrea Valentine, Holly Arrow, she’s dismissed and insulted them all so as far as I’m concerned, these people are right to boo her. Harper Lee finally got some comeuppance and although, to an extent I do feel sorry for her, I can understand why the people of Sydney, Australia are reveling in this.
( Harper Lee is now ringside and she makes her way up the steel steps. She steps between the ropes and walks to the middle of the ring, hand reaching to her waist for a moment, only to realize that the championship she’s lifted high into the air so consistently since the beginning of the season is no longer there. The “Nightmare Come True” stands for a moment, looking around the arena as negativity pours from all angles. Eventually, she shakes her head and dismisses the criticism. Harper gestures for a microphone from ringside and takes a moment for the booing and jeers to die down. Then, she raises the device before her lips and begins to speak. )
Harper Lee: …
Deadprez: Dear, it seems Harper isn’t all too sure where to begin. You’d imagine she’s still reeling from losing at Justified Reckoning, it was a close fight after all, a real back-and-forth where she had a number of chances to put Sienna Jade to rest. Given how talkative she was before the match-up, you’d have assumed she would be quick to call Sienna lucky, at least have some insult to fling or some excuse to justify her loss in last week’s Free-Per-View.
Eve: Absolutely, I recall the week after Harper cashed-in on Andrea Valentine, she spoke highly of the championship, said she’d carve out a new era for the women’s division. While she wasn’t respectful of her opponents, it was clear she liked being the big cheese, so-to-speak, the woman at the top of the mountain. Given she lost to a woman who only returned a month ago, all of those hopes have faded. But I didn’t quite think Harper would look so lost in the aftermath of her match with Sienna Jade. This is worrying.
Gavin Kirkland: Come on, Harper! Say something, anything! This isn’t like her, I’m beginning to get worried, you two! If three things are assured in life, it’s death, taxes and Harper Lee on our screens every Saturday, complaining about something!
Harper Lee: I don’t— Uhm.. Something isn’t— I don’t know where to start.
( A soft pout illustrates Harper’s face. The audience, while mostly jeering, are less prominent with some members flat-out stunned. They’re thinking what the commentators, and undoubtedly what the talent situated backstage are thinking. What happened to Harper Lee? Did someone knock one of her circuits loose? This goes on for a while, Harper flippantly raising and then lowering the microphone, thoughtful expression positioned on her facial features. )
Harper Lee: I guess I thought that I was untouchable. After losing the Specialists Championship, I went on this amazing run. Winning the Iconic Cup, winning at Pain for Pride over a special talent in Hikari Kanno. Things continued, steam-rolled. In the space of two weeks, I went from nothing to the champion of the world. Achieving my wildest dreams, cashing-in and seizing the moment and becoming the Universal Women’s champion. All the attention and praise that came with beating Andrea Valentine gave me such a high. I know some people would have waited and bided their time, been smarter about their cash-in. But I wanted to be a champion so badly and when the Iconic Cup fell into my hands, I knew what needed to be done.
Harper Lee: Life had changed for me, my reputation, my skill inside of this ring couldn’t be disputed while I was holding the title. All the power and respect that came with being a world champion inside of Elite Answers Wrestling, the best promotion on the planet, it gave me such a high and I was on top of the world. I finally made it to where I wanted to be, all the time I’d told people I was better than them, they would laugh. They’d question my credentials, they would question what made me better than them. With the biggest women’s prize in the game? Those questions were already answered before I needed to open my mouth.
Harper Lee: I thought I was untouchable… Then, Sienna Jade came along. She showed me there are levels to this game, that beating Andrea Valentine and Holly Arrow meant nothing. She was only here for a matter of weeks, out of shape, here for a paycheck, whatever. I went from silencing critics, being doubted, to the whole world thinking I’d breeze past Sienna Jade. They say that pressure makes diamonds, right? That real champions, under the bright lights and the pressure of expectation, thrive. I walked into the match against Sienna thinking it’d be an easy night for me. I lost without my dignity, without the respect I had cultivated and most importantly without the Universal Women’s Championship.
Harper Lee: This is something I’m still coming to terms with. The realization that there’ll always be someone bigger-and-better out there, waiting for me to capture success before they come back and snap it out of my hands. You know, I thought we’d seen the last of Sienna. When she lost to Minerva at Road to Redemption, I thought that was it. Then, she came back for the Battle of Egypt ladder match, and had some weird little interactions with Kassidy. I thought she’d turned her back on the wrestling world. It appeared like a one-off, like she was here to fill a gap and add to my legacy, but it turned out to be the exact opposite.
Harper Lee: It’s unfair. Sienna just got to waltz in and get a title shot against me. For what? She didn’t deserve it, there were a ton of people in the line and someone like her should have been right at the back of it. I’ve been cheated, cheated! She had all the time to prepare for fighting me while I had to deal with Andrea, then Holly, things like this just aren’t right. In an ideal world, Sienna Jade stays retired, dead to the world of wrestling and I’m still the champion! But how I have to deal with this, all this and I can’t but feel like the world is against me.
( Harper falls silent for a moment, but the crowd are fervent once more. Harper’s entitlement and refusal to believe she lost fair-and-square leads to a chorus of boos. These jeers however quickly turn into cheers, before Harper can continue to speak, “The Lazy Song” by Bruno Mars rips into the arena. Mary S. Atlas is here! The Australian fans are pleased to see her, be that because they have a liking for the young-looking wrestler, or because they were begging and pleading for somebody to shut Harper Lee up! )
Deadprez: Now this is interesting! Mary S. Atlas is here at No Regards, Harper Lee has a face like thunder as she watches Mary make her way down to the ring! Mary is grinning from one ear to the other, she’s pleased to be here tonight and the Australian crowd are happy to have her! You could have given me three guesses as to who would interrupt Harper tonight, I have to admit I don’t think Mary S. Atlas would’ve been on my list!
Eve: What’s also interesting is, if you cast your minds back to Dead Men Tell No Tales, Mary S. Atlas won the unique opportunity ladder match against Harley Lewis, Lucas Johnson and Komatsu Ogawa. She was set to face Harper Lee for the Universal Women’s Championship, but obviously now Sienna Jade is holding the gold, maybe that match changes too and Mary pursues Sienna? Though it makes you question, what business does Mary S. Atlas with the former champion tonight?
Gavin Kirkland: Where was this reception when Harper was pouring her insecurities out to this crowd huh? What a shambles, all respect to Mary S. Atlas, but I don’t think she has a right interrupting someone as accomplished as Harper Lee!
( Mary S. Atlas swaggers over to the ringside attendant, taking a microphone. She then gets inside of the ring and confidently walks right up to Harper Lee. She waits for the crowd to ease with their cheering and chanting, Mary S. Atlas then proceeds to speak. )
Mary S. Atlas: I had to come out here because I recognise that tone in your voice. Where you feel defeated, like you’re doing all you can and it isn’t enough. Both in-and-out of professional wrestling I’ve felt like that, disheartened and lost. Harper, I know you’re scrolling through the book and looking for any old excuse to throw out. Some advice? It’ll be easier on you, on your career too, to just admit that you failed. That you weren’t good enough. The quicker you realize you can’t change the past, the better you’ll feel in the long-term.
Mary S. Atlas: When I won my unique opportunity, when I climbed the ladder at Dead Men Tell No Tales, my first thought was that I get to test myself against you. That I get to share the ring with one of the best, compete for the Universal Women’s Championship. Maybe, like you, I would have been able to achieve my dreams. But you let me down, Harper, you lost to Sienna Jade and now I’ll have to face her and take my chances with one of the best. Thing is, I know on my night I can beat anybody. But when I end up winning the Universal Women’s Championship, I want there to be no questions about if I deserved it or not.
Mary S. Atlas: I can see you have a problem with that, Harper. A disgust at the thought of watching on, powerless, as I win the biggest championship in all of women’s wrestling. Maybe you can do something about that, maybe you can try and stop me. So, I have a proposal. Next Showdown, you and I have a match, a one-on-one match. I know that I want it and I know that fans all around the globe probably want to see you get your ass kicked from one turnbuckle to the next. So how about it? Next week, we throw down, then I can take out the former champion before beating the reigning one to make my title win all-the-more impressive.
( Mary is encouraging Harper to accept her offer, egging the crowd on to cheer at the thought of them squaring off next week on Showdown. She is keeping her distance, given how Harper Lee won the Universal Women’s Championship in the first place, it’s well-known how crafty and quick she can be when attacking a foe. However, Harper seems distant. There isn’t a positive nor negative reaction serenading her features, instead, she looks disinterested, or a little hesitant to step back into the ring so soon. Harper doesn’t give Mary an answer, matter-of-fact she barely acknowledges what she said. Instead, she brushes past Mary and slides out of the ring, the crowd booing as Harper begins to make her way up the entrance ramp. Mary simply shrugs her shoulders, she did try her best to invoke something out of the woman she would’ve been facing had it not been for Sienna Jade. We slowly fade out and cut elsewhere in the broadcast with the final shots showcasing Mary’s perplexed expression. )
(The graphic for the next match appears.)
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(No Regards fades to the ring, and Gina Romano stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen.. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH!!!!
(‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy hits, and loud cheers come from the crowd as Jon Kelton begins to walk out to the stage. Kelton looks confident, but he also has a very focused look on his face as he knows the kind of opponent he’ll be up against in just a few moments. Kelton doesn’t remain on the stage for too long, beginning to make his way down the ramp as he’s ready for this match, eager to pick up a victory that could take his career to newer heights.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first.. Residing in Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 204 pounds…. JJJJJOOOOOONNNNNNN KKEEELLLLLLTTOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!
Deadprez: If there’s one thing we know for sure about Jon Kelton heading into this match it’s that he wants a huge win. This is coming from him, too. Jon Kelton wants a win that’d elevate him, so some would say that the backstage confrontation a few weeks ago that led to this match being made in the first place was a blessing!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but it’s only a blessing if he wins! Jon Kelton may have just set himself up for failure going along with it.
Eve: Well we know what both Elitists can do, and I think it may be a very close match either way,
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits while Jon Kelton waits inside of the ring, and as the cheers for the most part continue, Adam Lucas begins to walk out with a very focused and determined look on his face, staring directly at his opponent. Adam has never been the overconfident type and he is showing that as he makes his way down the ramp, as it’s clear that all he’s thinking about right now is having the bell ring so the match can begin. As Adam heads towards the ring there is clearly tension between the two competitors, which isn’t a surprise after the past few weeks.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… From New York… Weighing in at 231 pounds… AAAAADDDAAAMMMMMM LLLUUUUUUCCCCCAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Deadprez: And here comes Adam Lucas! Former PURE and Hardcore Champion, and throughout the past year Adam has wanted to make it up to the Answers World Championship, leading him to become almost a new competitor entirely in recent months as he’s become far more aggressive, and we’ve seen him do some things I’m not so sure he would have a long time ago.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, like attacking me. :mjcry:
Eve: I honestly think anybody on the roster would attack you if they heard the things you say, but that’s besides the point. Right now Adam’s opponent is Jon Kelton, and seeing their faces as they stare at each other, we may be seeing a really interesting match.
Deadprez: You’re right about that one. These two are going to try and tear each other apart.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: JON KELTON CHARGES AT ADAM LUCAS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM LUCAS POPS KELTON UP!! LEVEL UP!!!!
Eve: NO!! JON KELTON ACTUALLY JUMPED OVER ADAM AND PREVENTED THE POP UP POWERBOMB ATTEMPT, AND AS SOON AS ADAM TURNS AROUND HE’S MET WITH OBLIVION!!!
Deadprez: NO! ADAM DUCKS UNDER THE SPINNING HEEL KICK BEFORE PULLING KELTON’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! ADAM LUCAS MIGHT BE TRYING TO LOCK IN THE LUCAS LOCK, AND IF HE SUCCEEDS SO EARLY ON JON KELTON MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT AND GIVE UP THE FIRST FALL NOW JUST SO HE DOESN’T SUFFER ANY LASTING DAMAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: Lucky for him it looks like he avoided it as he manages to kick Adam Lucas away before getting back to his feet and stumbling into the corner! Adam Lucas quickly rushes in before he could do anything though, AND ADAM DELIVERS A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, DROPPING JON KELTON INTO A SEATED POSITION AS ADAM BEGINS STOMPING AWAY AT HIM, FORCING THE REFEREE TO BEGIN A COUNT OF FIVE AS ADAM MAY END UP GIVING UP THE FIRST FALL TO KELTON DUE TO A DISQUALIFICATION!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE-
Eve: It looks like Adam was able to stop himself just before he could get disqualified, but now he pulls Jon Kelton up before delivering a knee to the midsection! Adam isn’t even giving Jon Kelton a chance to get back into this as he lands another vicious knee, and this more aggressive side of Adam seems to be serving him well as this match has gained a lot of heat in the past few weeks! Adam now with a snapmare out of the corner before running the ropes, AND ADAM LUCAS HITS JON KELTON WITH A PENALTY KICK!
Deadprez: NO! JON KELTON DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE PULLING ADAM INTO A SCHOOL BOY! Adam kicked out before the referee could get to the position to count the pin, BUT NOW JON KELTON RUNS THE ROPES AS ADAM GETS BACK UP-
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!
Deadprez: NO, KELTON DUCKS UNDER THAT TOO BEFORE BOUNCING OFF THE OTHER PAIR OF ROPES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs: FINAL ATONEMENT!!!!
Eve: IT CONNECTS!!!! THE SPEAR ALREADY CONNECTED AND JON KELTON IS QUICK TO HOOK THE LEGS!!! JON KELTON IS ABOUT TO WIN THE FIRST FALL AND COME ONE STEP CLOSER TO GETTING THE BIG WIN HE SAID HE NEEDED!!!! JON KELTON WITH THE COVER!!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Both men were looking for finishing moves early on to get them the first fall before they could get too exhausted, and in the end it was Kelton that actually managed to deliver the move but it wasn’t enough to keep Adam down for the three count! Jon Kelton will have to do more than that to keep Adam down I guess, but he clearly has an advantage now as Adam’s gonna be feeling the effects of that spear for a while!
Eve: Jon Kelton knows that, so he immediately begins stomping away at Adam Lucas’ stomach, knowing that his midsection is the perfect place to target right now! Adam is rolling out to the ring apron, and he’s really not in a good position right now as taking all this damage early on is going to give Jon Kelton a better chance of getting his two pinfalls before Adam could even get his first! I talked about Adam showing a more aggressive side lately, but it looks like Jon Kelton’s already found an answer to it!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton starts pulling Adam Lucas up from the apron to hopefully bring him back into the ring-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM PULLS JON KELTON BY THE HEAD AND STARTS CHOKING HIM ON THE ROPES!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Deadprez: Adam Lucas finally lets go, and that was a little dirty compared to what we used to see from Adam a long time ago, but we all know where Adam’s mind is these days. He’ll do what’s necessary to pick up a victory, and seeing how Jon Kelton stumbled back and gave Adam space to re-enter the ring and recover, it looks like Adam may have made the right decision whether we like it or not!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas is in the corner as Jon Kelton takes a second to catch his breath, and it looks like already these two are looking a bit worse for wear! Adam is still suffering from the effects of the Final Atonement, and Kelton is only just now regaining his focus on the match as he turns back to Adam! Jon Kelton now running towards Adam in the corner, BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO GET A BOOT UP, HITTING KELTON IN THE JAW WITH IT!
Eve: Adam Lucas pushes himself out of the corner to try and capitalize, BUT JON KELTON IS ABLE TO LAND A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! THIS DROPS ADAM TO A KNEE AS HE’S STILL IN A LOT OF PAIN FROM THE SPEAR, AND NOW JON KELTON HAS A HUGE OPENING ON HIS HANDS! Jon now grabbing Adam by the arms, AND WE DON’T SEE THIS OFTEN BUT JON KELTON JUST WENT FOR A KAMIGOYE-
Deadprez: YEAH, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ADAM WAS EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED AS HE JUST FREED HIS ARMS AND CAUGHT THE LEG AT THE LAST SECOND! ADAM WITH A DRAGON SCREW TAKEDOWN, AND BEFORE JON KELTON COULD RECOVER ADAM CLIMBS ON TOP OF HIM AND BEGINS PUNCHING AND ELBOWING HIM IN THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON FLIPS OVER THOUGH, AND HE QUICKLY GETS UP BEFORE JUMPING AND DELIVERING A SENTON ON ADAM LUCAS!!! Jon Kelton now backing up to the ropes as he calls for Adam Lucas to get up, and seeing all these targeted attacks from Jon Kelton I think it’s very clear what he’s setting up for! Adam Lucas is using the ropes to pull himself back to his feet!
Eve: JON KELTON CHARGES AT ADAM LUCAS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM LUCAS POPS JON KELTON UP ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME HE TURNS TOWARDS THE ROPES!!! LEVEL UP!!!!! ADAM LUCAS JUST POWERBOMBED JON KELTON OUT OF THE RING!!!!!
Eve: Adam Lucas dropped down onto the mat as soon as he delivered that powerbomb, and while I don’t think Jon Kelton could’ve kicked out of that, it looks like Adam won’t be able to capitalize immediately as he needs some time to recover! Honestly, that just goes to show how tough this match has already been for both Elitists!
Deadprez: Adam is slowly able to roll himself out of the ring before grabbing Jon Kelton, AND HE THROWS JON KELTON AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! ADAM NOW GRABBING JON KELTON, LIFTING HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION BEFORE DROPPING HIM STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas now backing up, AND HE RUNS IN BEFORE HITTING JON KELTON WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, DROPPING KELTON OFF OF THE BARRICADE!!! Adam Lucas takes a few seconds to catch his breath, but knowing that the referee already started his count a while ago it looks like Adam is sending Kelton back into the ring!
Eve: Jon Kelton is somehow trying to push himself back to his feet as Adam Lucas gets back on the alron and re-enters the ring, but there’s no chance at that happening right now! Adam Lucas has completely turned the tables here as now it’s Jon Kelton struggling to survive after a devastating finishing move! Adam Lucas pulls Jon Kelton up, and I think he’s just planning to finish this one off right now instead of toying with his opponent any further! ADAM THROWS KELTON INTO THE ROPES!!
Deadprez: BUT KELTON HOLDS ONTO THEM!!! ADAM LUCAS RUNS IN, BUT KELTON SPINS AND GOES FOR OBLIVION!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM DUCKS UNDER IT-
Deadprez: BUT KELTON KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH HIS OTHER LEG BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO THE FRONT FACELOCK! TWIST OF FATE!!!!!
Eve: THE TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS, BUT JON KELTON CAN’T PULL HIMSELF OVER ADAM LUCAS!!! It must be hurting Kelton to even move right now after that pop up powerbomb to the outside, and that’s costing him the chance to even get to the cover! Jon Kelton needs time to recover, and because of that there might not even be a point in trying to pin Adam, as Adam’s getting time to recover just like he is!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton uses the ropes to pull himself up before slowly climbing up the turnbuckles, and I think Kelton is looking to do some real damage right now! He’s done a great job of capitalizing on the damage he’s already done with that spear earlier, and at this point I think Adam Lucas might be in some real trouble! Both men are already worse for wear, meaning that if this move connects Kelton may just win the first fall!!
Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE!! FROG SPLASH!!!!
Eve: IT CONNECTS!!!! THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS!!!!!
Deadprez: YEAH, RIGHT ONTO ADAM’S KNEES!!!! JON KELTON LANDED ON ADAM’S KNEES AND THAT’S THE ABSOLUTE LAST THING HE COULD’VE WANTED AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!! JON KELTON ROLLS OFF OF ADAM LUCAS, BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO ROLL TOWARDS KELTON AND GRAB HIS ARM!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM JUST LOCKED IN THE “ICONIC” TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!! OH NO!! ADAM MANAGED TO CATCH KELTON OFF GUARD WITH THE TRIANGLE CHOKE, THIS ISN’T GOOD!!! KELTON NEEDS TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION QUICKLY, OR HE’S GONNA END UP PASSING OUT AND GIVING ADAM THE FIRST FALL!!!
Eve: JON KELTON IS TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, BUT HE IS STILL IN A LOT OF PAIN AND CAN’T MOVE AS MUCH AS HE’D LIKE! KELTON IS RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS, AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’LL BE ABLE TO REACH FAR ENOUGH TO GET THE ROPE BREAK EITHER!! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!?
Deadprez: JON KELTON NOW TRYING TO HIT A FEW PUNCHES WITH HIS FREE ARM TO BREAK UP THE SUBMISSION, BUT HE CAN’T SEE WELL ENOUGH TO DO ANY DAMAGE AS ADAM HAS THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN! JON KELTON IS SLOWLY STARTING TO FADE, AND IF HE PASSES OUT NOT ONLY WILL HE LOSE THE FIRST FALL, BUT ADAM LUCAS WOULD HAVE AN EXTREMELY EASY TIME PICKING UP HIS SECOND!! WHAT IS KELTON GOING TO DO!?
Gavin Kirkland: HE TAPS OUT!!! JON KELTON TAPS OUT AND ADAM LUCAS SCORES THE FIRST FALL!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL BY SUBMISSION… AAADDDAAMMMM LLUUUCCCAASSSSS!!!!!
Eve: JON KELTON TAPPED OUT!!! Adam won the first fall and only needs one more to win the match, but there’s a good chance Jon Kelton only tapped out there to preserve himself as he knows he’ll have a chance to come back!
Deadprez: WAIT, BUT ADAM LUCAS HASN’T LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO SEPARATE THE TWO SO THESE TWO COULD GET READY FOR THE SECOND FALL, BUT ADAM LUCAS IS LOOKING TO DISH OUT AS MUCH DAMAGE AS HE CAN AND PREVENT JON KELTON FROM CONTINUING ANY FURTHER! THE REFEREE NOW STARTING A COUNT OF FIVE AND IF ADAM DOESN’T LET GO HE’S GOING TO BE DISQUALIFIED AND GIVE UP THE SECOND FALL RIGHT AWAY!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE-
(Adam Lucas finally lets go of Jon Kelton, who immediately pulls himself back and struggles to catch his breath as both Elitists stare directly at each other. Adam backs into the corner as Jon Kelton pulls himself into the opposite corner, and as Kelton slowly pulls himself up, the referee calls for the bell to continue the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: IT’S TIME FOR THE SECOND FALL, AND ADAM LUCAS IMMEDIATELY BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER BEFORE KELTON COULD EVEN GET A CHANCE TO CATCH HIS BREATH AND FULLY RECOVER, HITTING THE FORMER NEW BREED CHAMPION WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS NOW JUST TRYING TO PUMMEL HIS OPPONENT IN THE CORNER, AND AT THIS POINT ADAM IS CLEARLY TRYING TO JUST TURN THIS INTO A ONE SIDED BEATING! I’ve unfortunately seen firsthand just how ruthless Adam can be :mjcry:, so Jon Kelton is in a lot of trouble right now as he still hasn’t entirely recovered from the triangle choke! He tapped out for a smart reason, but Adam Lucas is trying to make Kelton’s initial plan go to waste!
Eve: Adam Lucas finally pulls Kelton out of the corner before the referee could start another count, AND NOW THERE’S AN UPPERCUT, BACKING KELTON INTO THE ROPES! Kelton drops to a knee and holds onto the ropes just to stop himself from falling onto the mat, AND NOW ADAM LUCAS BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES-
Deadprez: BEFORE JON KELTON LIFTS ADAM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!! ADAM LANDS ON THE RING APRON AFTER THAT SMART COUNTER FROM KELTON, AND KELTON TURNS AROUND BEFORE THROWING A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AT ADAM!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas ducked under it before hitting Kelton with a hard right hand! Jon Kelton stumbles back, AND ADAM GOES FOR A SPRINGB-
Eve: NO! ADAM LOOKED FOR THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM, ONE OF THE VERY FEW HIGH FLYING MOVES HE UTILIZES, BUT KELTON SPRINTED TOWARDS THE ROPES AND PUSHED ADAM’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! ADAM LANDS STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE SIMILARLY TO HOW KELTON WAS HUNG UP ON THE BARRICADE EARLIER, AND NOW KELTON RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE HITTING A HUGE KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, CAUSING ADAM TO DROP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND TUMBLE DOWN TO RINGSIDE! I think this is exactly what Kelton was anticipating when he tapped out and gave up the first fall instead of letting himself lose consciousness! Now he has the chance to get back into this!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton now going out to the ring apron, which Adam was using to pull himself to his feet, AND KELTON RUNS ACROSS IT BEFORE DELIVERING A PENALTY KICK TO ADAM’S FACE, DROPPING HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN ONTO THE GROUND! Kelton doesn’t stop there either as he sees Adam slowly trying to use the barricade to get back up! Kelton now heading up to the top rope, and we’ll have to see how things play out here as going high risk already proved to be disastrous not too long ago! Adam is back up!
Gavin Kirkland: AND JON KELTON DIVES, SUCCESSFULLY TAKING ADAM DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!!!
Eve: IT CONNECTS, AND KELTON DOESN’T STOP THERE EITHER AS HE STAYS ON TOP OF ADAM AND BEGINS REPEATEDLY PUNCHING AND ELBOWING HIM AS ADAM STRUGGLES TO BLOCK THESE STRIKES! THE REFEREE BEGINNING THE COUNT TO TEN, BUT I THINK KELTON IS IGNORING THAT FOR NOW AS HE GETS SOME PAYBACK FOR ADAM’S AGGRESSION THROUGHOUT THE MATCH!
Deadprez: Forget that, these two already had heat with each other going into this! They’ve been able to relieve a lot of the tension in their promos this week, but now that they have the chance to actually fight and get the win that they’ve been talking about all week, they’re obviously going to bring everything they have to the table!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas pushes Jon Kelton off of him before trying to catch his breath, BUT AS SOON AS ADAM SITS UP HE’S MET WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Jon Kelton uses the barricade to get back up, and he’s on fire right now despite having to tap out just a few minutes ago!
Eve: Jon Kelton grabs Adam and sends him back into the ring, and Kelton quickly rolls in behind Adam before getting on top of him and continuing the ground and pound that started earlier! Once again Adam rolls Kelton off of him, but now Kelton backpedals into the corner, calling for Adam to get back to his feet as he clearly has something big in mind! This has been all Jon Kelton for the past few minutes, and this could be really bad for Adam Lucas who has been unable to get anything going for the past few minutes!
Deadprez: Adam Lucas is back to his feet and Jon Kelton charges in, AND KELTON GOES FOR THE FINAL ATONEMENT ONE MORE TIME!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM LUCAS JUMPS OVER THE SPEAR, AND KELTON RUNS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!! ADAM LUCAS JUST AVOIDED THE MOVE THAT LIKELY WOULD’VE GOTTEN KELTON HIS FIRST FALL WITH THAT HUGE JUMP, AND NOW KELTON IS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES! I don’t even know how Adam pulled that one off in the condition that he’s in, that was incredible!
Eve: Adam is moving fast too, capitalizing as soon as he can! Adam pulls Kelton out of the corner before lifting him onto top rope facing the crowd, and now Adam begins climbing up the turnbuckles before grabbing Kelton and lifting hooking Kelton’s arm over his neck! I think it’s clear what Adam is looking for at this point! ADAM NOW LIFTING KELTON OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HE GOES FOR A BACK SUPERPLEX!!!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!!!! THE BACK SUPERPLEX CONNECTS, BUT ADAM LUCAS DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!!!! Adam is struggling to move at all, and for some reason instead of going for the pin, he’s trying to get back up to his feet! Does he still have an even bigger move in mind!
Gavin Kirkland: Judging by the look in Adam’s eyes I’d say he does, he looks kind of scary right now! Adam used the ropes to get back up and now he’s pulling Kelton up while holding his arms! It looks like Adam has Kelton in some kind of full nelson… Wait! WAIT A SECOND! NO WAY! ADAM IS SETTING UP FOR THE ADAMINATOR, THAT’S HIS ULTRA FINISHER AND THE BIGGEST MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL!! ADAM’S GONNA GO 2-0!!!
Eve: ADAM LIFTS KELTON UP AND DROPS HIM WITH THE FULL NELSON SLAM!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! JON KELTON SPUN AROUND ONTO HIS FEET AS SOON AS ADAM POPS HIM UP, AND NOW HE KICKS ADAM INTO THE STOMACH, DROPPING HIM TO A KNEE! ANTI-LIFE EQUATION!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!! THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION CONNECTS AND JON KELTON MANAGES TO TURN AND GET AN ARM OVER ADAM LUCAS!!!!! THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL… JJOOOOOONNNNNNN KKEEELLLLLLTTTOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WOW! Jon Kelton kept going for the spear and it wouldn’t work, and in the end Adam didn’t expect him to switch things up and connect with the Anti-Life Equation! That was a really close call, though. Adam nearly ended the entire match!
Eve: I’m honestly glad things played out how they did. I’m not picking sides here, but now we get to see these two compete for the third fall!
(Jon Kelton and Adam Lucas both slowly roll away from each other, and after a few seconds are able to grab onto the ropes and turnbuckles to pull themselves off of the ground. Once the referee sees them back on their feet, he rings the bell to start the third fall.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: HERE WE GO! Time for the third fall, and it looks like for the first time in this match these two are looking to slow the pace down a bit! I don’t think that’s on purpose, either. Both men were hit with some crazy moves only a few moments ago!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam and Kelton slowly approach each other, AND KELTON HITS ADAM WITH A FOREARM, CAUSING ADAM TO NEARLY DROP TO HIS FEET! Adam barely stays standing though, AND NOW HE HITS KELTON WITH A RIGHT HAND, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE AS WELL!
Eve: Both men are going back and forth, but at this point I don’t think either of them are going to get the outcome that they want! Jon Kelton now with a knee to the midsection, AND ADAM LANDS AN ELBOW THAT SEEMED TO HIT KELTON IN THE EYE! I don’t know if that was intentional or not but it definitely caught Kelton off guard, and that just gave Adam the window to grab Kelton and slam him face first onto the top turnbuckle! Adam’s had a few tricks up his sleeve during this match, wouldn’t surprise me if that was one of them!
Deadprez: Adam has Kelton trapped in the corner, AND ADAM LOOKS FOR A RIGHT HAND, BUT KELTON DUCKS IT BEFORE HITTING ADAM WITH AN UPPERCUT! ADAM STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AND JON KELTON RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING LEG SWEEP, KICKING ADAM’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Jon Kelton now grabbing Adam and pulling him up into a headlock, AND IT LOOKS LIKE KELTON IS SETTING UP FOR AVADA KEDAVRA, THE HEADLOCK DRIVER! HE HASN’T HAD A CHANCE TO HIT IT THROUGHOUT THE MATCH AND NOW MIGHT BE HIS TIME!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! THIS TIME IT’S ADAM ABLE TO SWEEP THE LEGS BEFORE THROWING KELTON HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, AND ADAM DOESN’T STOP THERE! Kelton’s holding his head and pain and trying to use the ropes and turnbuckles to pull himself up, BUT ADAM GOES DOWN AND BEGINS HITTING A BUNCH OF ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF KELTON’S HEAD, BEFORE GRABBING KELTON’S HEAD AND REPEATEDLY SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING BUT BY THE TIME HE REACHES FIVE KELTON MAY ALREADY BE OUT OF THIS!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Eve: Adam finally lets go, and somehow it looks like Kelton is still conscious, too! I don’t think that’s what Adam wanted though, and now Adam pulls Kelton out of the corner before just starting to stomp away at him, knowing that Kelton is basically defenseless at this point! Knowing the way this match has gone I can’t really predict a winner, but if Adam keeps up offense like this and Kelton is unable to get back into it, there wouldn’t be a prediction to be made, because Adam will render Kelton unable to continue and win the match!
Deadprez: Adam finally pulls Kelton up before turning back first to the corner, AND ADAM GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! KELTON IS ABLE TO LAND A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW, AND ADAM IS FORCED TO LET GO OF KELTON! JON KELTON NOW RUNNING THE ROPES JUST AS HE’S DONE VARIOUS TIMES THROUGHOUT THE MATCH- BUT THIS TIME INSTEAD OF GOING FOR THE FINAL ATONEMENT HE CONNECTS WITH A SINGLE LEG RUNNING KNEE!!!! Kelton switching things up and catching Adam off guard once again, and it looks like Kelton is once again turning this match around for himself!
Eve: Right now these two need to be extra careful and they know that! They can’t allow themselves to be pinned or submitted any more, as whoever wins the third fall wins the entire match! Jon Kelton now pulls Adam Lucas up into a powerbomb position, and it looks like Kelton may be repaying Adam for what happened earlier, AS HE DROPS ADAM LUCAS ONTO THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB- AND HE DOESN’T STOP AT ONE!! KELTON USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT ADAM UP, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND POWERBOMB!!!
Deadprez: AND HE’S STILL NOT FINISHED!! KELTON IS LIFTING ADAM LUCAS AGAIN, AND HE’S LOOKING FOR A THIRD POWERBOMB IN A ROW!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM DELIVERS A HURRICANRANA, COUNTERING THE THIRD POWERBOMB!!!!!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton rolls out to the apron, and now neither man is able to get up to their feet immediately! The referee debating on whether or not he should start the count of ten, and at this point if he does start the count and he reaches ten, this match will end in a draw! I don’t think that’s the result either man wants!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas and Jon Kelton are showing signs of life! They’re both starting to get up!
Referee: SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Eve: AND THEY’RE UP! ADAM AND KELTON BOTH MAKE IT TO THEIR FEET, AND-
Deadprez: SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE BY JON KELTON!!!! KELTON WAS ON THE APRON THAT ENTIRE TIME, AND AS SOON AS BOTH MEN GOT UP HE PULLED HIMSELF ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND JUMPED OFF OF IT, CONNECTING WITH THE SPRINGBOARD KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! JON KELTON WITH A SURPRISING MOVE TO KEEP HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH, AND RIGHT NOW ADAM LUCAS LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam did the smart thing right there though, rolling away towards the ropes to stop Kelton from going for the cover! Kelton now is crawling towards Adam, having to use those same ropes to pull himself back to his feet, and at this point these two really look like they’re all worn out, I don’t think they have a single idea left! At this point they’re just throwing whatever they can at each other and seeing what works! Kelton now slowly pulling Adam back up-
Eve: BUT ADAM DELIVERS A FLATLINER, PULLING KELTON THROAT FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! KELTON IMMEDIATELY FALLS BACK HOLDING ONTO HIS THROAT, AND NOW ADAM LUCAS LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE AS HE RUNS THE ROPES WHILE KELTON PULLS HIMSELF UP TO ALL FOURS! SLIDING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY ADAM LUCAS, DROPPING KELTON DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! Adam now wasting no time getting back to his feet as fast as he can, AND NOW HE PULLS KELTON UP AND SENDS HIM BOUNCING OFF OF THE ROPES!! ADAM POPS HIM UP FOR THE POP UP POWERBOMB!!! LEVEL UP!!!
Deadprez: NO!!! IT LOOKS LIKE KELTON SAW IT COMING BY THAT POINT, AND HE’S ABLE TO TRANSITION DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!! IS THIS HOW KELTON WINS THE THIRD FALL, IS HE ABOUT TO STEAL THIS ONE!?!?
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!!!! ADAM IS BARELY ABLE TO KICK OUT AND HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET, GOING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON JON KELTON!!!
Eve: KELTON DUCKS IT THOUGH, AND HE ROLLS TO HIS FEET BEFORE PUSHING ADAM INTO THE CORNER!! KELTON NOW RUNNING IN, AND HE GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE!
Deadprez: ADAM GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Adam Lucas just barely pulling himself out of harms way as Kelton crashes knee first into the turnbuckle, AND NOW ADAM RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, DROPPING KELTON INTO A SEATED POSITION! Adam Lucas takes some time to catch his breath, and I can’t blame him. There’s not many Elitists in EAW that tire easily and Adam hasn’t been known to be one of them, but there’s also not many Elitists that could compete in a match like this without breaking a sweat, especially not after taking the damage that Adam has!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas slowly makes his way back over to Jon Kelton before beginning to pull Kelton out of the corner-
Eve: AND JON KELTON RETURNS THE FAVOR FOR WHAT ADAM DID JUST MOMENTS AGO BY CONNECTING WITH A FLATLINER OF HIS OWN, SENDING ADAM FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! Both men roll out of the corner, and this is really getting dangerous! That was a good chance for Adam, but that one counter just gave Kelton control of the match, and seeing how Kelton has wrestled throughout the match, I don’t think he’s going to give Adam much time to recover!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton grabs Adam and slowly manages to lift him up to the top rope! I don’t really know what for, but I do know that early on in the match Kelton had directed a lot of big moves to the midsection, which helped him get the second fall as that kick to the stomach was too much for Adam to handle at the time! A move from up top may very well be what ends this match entirely, and I think Kelton knows that as he’s making his way up there to join Adam as we speak!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but instead of being in front of Adam to possibly set up a superplex, Kelton has climbed up next to Adam! Don’t tell me.. Wait a second, I THINK JON KELTON MAY BE SETTING UP FOR HIS OWN ULTRA FINISHER!!! I WAS WONDERING WHY KELTON WAS CLIMBING UP TOP IN SUCH A STRANGE WAY, AND IT’S BECAUSE HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY!!!
Eve: YOU’RE RIGHT!!! KELTON HOLDS ADAM, AND NOW HE’S READY TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY AS HE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! GOD’S LAST GIFT!!!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS JUST HIT A URANAGE OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs:
Deadprez: KELTON WAS SETTING UP FOR THE GOD’S LAST GIFT JUST AS YOU TWO SAID, BUT AS SOON AS KELTON JUMPED, INSTEAD OF GETTING THE FLIP NEEDED TO HIT THE MOVE, ADAM MANAGED TO HOLD KELTON IN PLACE AND DROP HIM ONTO THE MAT WITH AN AVALANCHE URANAGE!!!! WHAT THE HELL!??? HOW DID ADAM LUCAS PULL THAT OFF!?!??? JON KELTON HAD THE MATCH WON, BUT ADAM TURNED THINGS AROUND AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, JUST WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OVER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas pulls himself back up, AND NOW HE GRABS KELTON BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES!!!! IS THIS THE SMART THING TO DO, THOUGH!? WE’VE ALREADY SEEN KELTON FIND THE COUNTER TO THE POP UP POWERBOMB, HE KNOWS HOW TO ESCAPE THIS MOVE!!
Eve: YOU’RE RIGHT, BUT ADAM POPS KELTON UP ANYWAY!!
Deadprez: AND INSTEAD OF GOING FOR THE POWERBOMB, ADAM TRANSITIONS INTO A CUTTER!!!!
Eve: THAT’S THE NEXT LEVEL!!!! ADAM LUCAS CALLS THAT THE NEXT LEVEL, AND THAT’S THE ONE FINISHING MOVE HE NEVER EVEN ATTEMPTED UP UNTIL NOW!!!! ADAM LUCAS PULLING OUT THAT ONE LAST FINISHER OUT OF NOWHERE, AND NOW ADAM HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner….. AAAADDDDDAAAAMMMMMMMM LLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS WINS THE THIRD FALL, AND AFTER GOING 2-1 ADAM IS ABLE TO WIN THE ENTIRE MATCH!!!! Adam Lucas won the first and final fall, but I’m sure even he would admit that neither of those falls were easy for him, as Adam even had to get dirty a few times! Jon Kelton nearly had the match won various times, which just goes to show how competitive this match really was in the end!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, Jon Kelton may have tried his hardest but in the end Adam Lucas was the winner! That was a really aggressive match by these two in the end, hardly letting a minute go to waste as they brought everything they had from the very moment the bell rang for the first time!
Eve: That was a huge victory for Adam Lucas who now has a lot to be proud of as he heads back to Showdown! Both Elitists went into this match determined to win, and I think we all know the heat they had with each other was a huge factor in the match going the way it did. Congratulations to Adam Lucas for such a great victory!
(‘You Know My Name’ hits, and as the fans start cheering for the most part, Adam Lucas slowly rolls off of Jon Kelton. It takes a few seconds before Adam is able to get back to his feet, but even once he’s standing Adam is forced to take really deep breaths following that match. Jon Kelton has rolled out of the ring, just as exhausted following the match as the winner. The referee raises Adam’s hand, and finally Adam begins to celebrate his victory as No Regards fades out, away from ringside.)
(The final graphic is shown for the Main Event!)
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(The camera returns to the ring for the final time of the night, where we see Gina Romano standing in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand, ready to start the introductions for tonight’s main event.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our MAIN EVENT OF NO REGARDS! It is the special Outback Brawl and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: And it is for the Elite Answers Wrestling ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! In this match, there are no count outs and no disqualifications. Pinfalls and submissions count ANYWHERE!
(The crowd cheers louder at the possibilities this match can bring.)
Gina Romano: Here are the stipulations. Should the challenger’s team emerge victorious, the competitor who picks up the deciding fall will WIN the Answers World Championship. The Champion does NOT have to be involved in the fall for the title to change hands. However, should the Champion’s Team emerge victorious, then Hurricane Hawk MUST step down as the General Manager of Showdown.
(As soon as Gina finishes, “M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi starts to play. The jeers and boos start almost immediately as Kassidy Heart and Impact enter the arena. Kassidy is wearing her standard Hannibal Lecter-esque mask and Impact is wearing the Answers World Championship belt around his waist. The crowd roars but the two could care less about what this crowd thinks as they head to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Making their way to the ring at a total combined weight of 362 pounds. Here is the team of SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA’S OWN “THE MAULER” KASSIDY HEART AND THE REIGNING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION “THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION” IMPACT!
Deadprez: Kassidy receiving the warmest of welcomes, probably the only place on earth that will for this woman and Sydney’s own, Kassidy Heart, but be that as it may, this is what we have been waiting on for a very VERY long time. After weeks and weeks of one team trying to get the one-up on the other, now they officially meet in the ring and there is so much at stake in this match.
Gavin Kirkland: You got that right. Will we see a new Answers World Champion be crowned here tonight or will October 29, 2022 be the final night that Hurricane Hawk can call himself the GM of Showdown?
(Impact and Kass stop for a second and look over to the commentary table. Sitting by the commentary table at ringside is the Showdown General Manager, Hurricane Hawk.)
Eve: Speaking of Hawk, he’s taken the chance to come sit at ringside for this match. I’m not surprised at all that Hawk will be out here to get a close up view of the action. The man’s job is on the line. Even though Kassidy and Impact have been a big pain in everybody’s butt on Showdown, you can’t deny the solidarity they have as a team and the domination they have shown since aligning together. Will their dominance pay off here tonight by giving Hurricane Hawk the ole heave-ho? We’re going to find out.
(Impact and Kass enter the ring with nothing but stone cold determination in their eyes. Kass slowly removes her mask as Impact holds the Answers World Championship high in the air as his entrance music fades off. Seconds later, “Manners” by BAND-MAID starts to play and the crowd goes absolutely crazy with cheers for Alex Myers, who enters the arena. Alex is looking right towards Impact and Kass. They aren’t taking their eyes off of them as Alex heads to the ring. )
Gina Romano: Introducing their opponents AND THE CHALLENGERS! First, from Auckland, New Zealand. Weighing in at 180 pounds! Here is “THE GUARDIAN ANGEL” ALEX MYERS!
(Alex Myers walks out dressed as Link from the Legend of Zelda, the crowd while booing due to being the hometown of Kassidy Heart also cheer in respect for the homage to the character as they walk to the ring with Jack Ripley.)
Eve: Here comes the former New Breed Champion and they have been on a meteoric rise ever since debuting with EAW last year. Tonight, Alex Myers finds themself in perhaps one of the biggest matches of their career. What a statement Alex would make if he wins this match.
Deadprez: Out of the four contestants in this match, there is only one person who has never held the Answers World Championship and it’s that young Elitist right there. But that could easily change here tonight in Sydney. If Alex picks up the fall, Alex will become the new Answers World Champion.
Gavin Kirkland: But they only have a one in four shot of doing just that. They have shown time and time again that odds are just numbers in their eyes. Could Alex Myers become the Answers World Champion tonight? They certainly could.
(Alex decides to play it smart by not entering the ring and just waiting on the outside for now as their entrance music fades off. Seconds later, “Blue World” by Mac Miller starts to play as Jack Ripley enters the arena to loud cheers from the crowd. He is staring daggers right at Impact and Kass as he heads to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Their tag team partner! From Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in tonight at 205 pounds. Here is “THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER” JACK RIPLEY!
Gavin Kirkland: The Straight Shooter is in the house and the straight shooter is looking to hit the jackpot tonight in Sydney. He’s a former Answers World Champion and he would love to become a 2-Time Answers World Champion with a victory here tonight.
Eve: Especially if he can defeat the person who took the title from him in the first place…Kassidy Heart. Remember that if Jack pins Kassidy, Impact loses. So that would make Jack twice as pleased. The question is, will Jack stop Alex or vice versa all for becoming the Answers World Champion?
Deadprez: That will remain to be seen. Jack and Alex are an unlikely duo, but they have shown solidarity throughout this whole ordeal. Will they keep that solidarity all the way to dethroning Impact as champion as well as helping Hurricane Hawk keep his job? Ladies and gentlemen, the Main Event is about to start NOW!
(As soon as Jack reaches the bottom of the entrance ramp, both him and Alex slide into the ring, ready for this fight to begin as Jack’s music fades off. The referee is having a tough time holding them back until the bell rings, but they manage to get it done. Both teams are finally in neutral corners as the referee presents the championship belt to both teams before raising the belt high in the air showing it to the arena. The referee hands the championship belt over to Gina Romano before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Here we go! Answers World Championship on the line and THE FISTS ARE IMMEDIATELY FLYING! THESE FOUR HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT AND THEY ARE NOT GOING TO WASTE A SECOND OF IT! I don’t blame them because of everything at stake in this match.
Eve: You got that right. So everyone knows, no tag outs in this match. Tornado Style rules. First pinfall or submission wins this. For Jack and Alex, this match is to stick it to their enemies and taking back the Answers World Championship. For Impact and Kass, it’s to further establish their dominance and get Hurricane Hawk out as GM of Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah yeah. We get the rules and the backstory. LET’S TALK ABOUT THE MATCH! We have Kass and Alex fighting as well as Jack and Impact. Alex went for a clothesline, BUT KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND PUNCHES ALEX RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Alex dazed for a moment as Kass gets down to business and rolls to the outside to look for weapons. I knew there was something I liked about her.
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart with her fists are dangerous, but with a weapon?! This Outback Brawl could be over in record time. Kassidy is searching under the ring for the first weapon of the match and what could it be? WE HAVE A BROOMSTICK TO START! Knowing these four, there will be more weapons than that before this match is over..
Gavin Kirkland: She puts the broomstick aside for a second and pulls out a whole bunch more from under the ring and just tosses them around the ringside area. Kassidy has the broomstick again as she rolls back into the ring and she might be looking to sweep her opposition away.
Eve: That was bad. I think the better question to ask is if Kassidy Heart is going to ride that broom like the witch she can be or is she going to use it? Alex is back to their feet AND KASSIDY SWINGS FOR ALEX’S HEAD BUT THEY DUCK IT! KASS TRIES AGAIN WITH A SWING TOWARDS THE ANKLES–
Deadprez: ALEX JUMPS OVER IT BEFORE KICKING KASS IN THE GUT! Kass doubles over from the shot as Alex grabs the broomstick, jumps up, AND TAKES KASSIDY OVER WITH A MODIFIED MONKEY FLIP!
Gavin Kirkland: KASS COUNTERED! KASS FLIPPED BACK WITH THE BROOMSTICK STILL IN HAND AND NOW THE BROOMSTICK IS ACROSS ALEX’S THROAT! Alex is getting strangled here and Kass has a smirk of vindication across her face. Now we see Jack and Impact brawling on the outside of the ring throwing haymakers at each other.
Eve: IMPACT WITH A RAKE OF THE EYES! Jack backs away trying to claw the pain away, BUT HERE COMES IMPACT! Full speed ahead towards Jack, BUT JACK RIPLEY DUCKS DOWN AND COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP! IMPACT LANDS HARD ON HIS BACK ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Deadprez: Now Jack is starting to build momentum as he picks the Answers World Champion back up to his feet and drags him over to the ring steps.. Jack has Impact locked under the arms AND HE JUST PICKS IMPACT UP FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND PLANTS HIM RIGHT ON THE STEPS! DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD FROM THE LANDING? Jack just pushes Impact off the steps and hooks the leg for the first cover of the match.
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT KICKS OUT AT TWO! You know, part of me is glad that he kicked out because we get to see these four continue to beat the crap out of each other. Honestly, I hope this match goes a long long time. Remind me to thank the higher ups for the no time limit on this match.
Deadprez: I’m glad you are enjoying this match and there is most definitely going to be more to come before all is said and done. Jack Ripley brings Impact back up to his feet and SMASHES HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE RING STEPS! Impact staggers back and finds his way to the barricade as Jack Ripley looks under his side of the ring and he finds… A BASEBALL BAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Jack looking to swing for the fences right here as he goes back to Impact. Jack rears back AND SWINGS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT BUT IMPACT AVOIDS IT AT THE LAST SECOND AND JACK FINDS NOTHING BUT THE BARRICADE! HOLY CRUD! LOOK AT THE DENT IN THE BARRICADE! Imagine if he would have hit Impact!
Eve: I can and it would not have been pretty, but as we go back into the ring, Kassidy Heart is sitting on the top turnbuckle strangling Alex Myers with what looks to be a Kendo Stick. KASS IS WRENCHING BACK AND ALEX IS JUST DANGLING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! The referee is checking to see if Alex wants to give it up because that is a submission…well technically.
Deadprez: It looks like we won’t be getting our answer because Alex just slipped out from the choke and they just forearm Kassidy in the temple! Now Alex jumps to the second rope AND THEY HIT KASSIDY RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND THAT SENDS KASS TUMBLING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Eve: Kassidy actually lands in front of Impact and Impact helps her back to her feet, but he did that in just enough time to see Alex Myers dive through the ropes AND TAKE THE CHAMPION AND KASS DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL BY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL AS THEY HOOK IMPACT’S LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHH—
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY AND SENDS ALEX FLYING OFF HIM AND ALEX LANDS CHEST FIRST ON THE FLOOR! Kass is back up and they take the chance to double team Jack Ripley who was taken down by Impact earlier in the match. Impact has Jack in a full nelson and KASS IS JUST SLAPPING HIM ACROSS THE FACE!
Deadprez: That isn’t for damage, that is to show Jack how little respect Kass has for him. Now she is starting boxing practice. JACK IS BEING USED AS A PUNCHING BAG FOR ALL THOSE LEFT AND RIGHT HOOKS CATCHING HIM IN THE FACE AND THE BODY–
Gavin Kirkland: ALEX IS BACK UP AND THEY HAVE A SLEEPER HOLD ON IMPACT! Impact loses his grip and Jack falls into Kass WHO JUST CLOTHESLINES HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT! Alex has the sleeper hold in tight, BUT IMPACT IS JUST TOO POWERFUL RIGHT NOW! Impact takes Alex over to the corner AND IMPACT JUST BACKS UP FULL SPEED INTO THE CORNER RING POST, SENDING ALEX’S SPINE HARD INTO THE POST!
Eve: As quick as that, Alex loses the sleeper hold and they crumble to the floor! Impact now picks Alex back up AND IMPACT HAS A MILITARY PRESS ON ALEX AS IMPACT WALKS TO THE BARRICADE! IMPACT HAS ALEX IN THE AIR AND IMPACT JUST LOBS THEM OVER THE BARRICADE AND RIGHT INTO THE CROWD!
(The camera cuts back to show Hurricane Hawk with a little bit of anxiousness and discomfort on his face.)
Deadprez: Hawk is a little nervous as to what’s going on right now because Impact and Kass have firm control of this match. Meanwhile Impact has hopped over the barricade and is heading over to Alex who got thrown to the fifth row. They landed on straight concrete. No mats out in the crowd, ladies and gentlemen.
Gavin Kirkland: Impact is just kicking the crud out of Alex before grabbing a handful of Alex’s hair and yanks him back up to his feet. Alex is on spaghetti legs as IMPACT CHOPS THEM ACROSS THE CHEST! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT! That chop could have caved in their chest right there. Alex is staggered back as Impact eyes a booing fan next to him.
Eve: He better not do anything. Heidi will go absolutely berserk if he does. Impact isn’t saying a word, BUT IMPACT JUST SHOVED THE FAN OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS THEIR CHAIR! Impact folds up the chair and walks right back to Alex.
(The camera cuts back again to the GM who is now on his feet screaming at Impact for putting his hands on a fan, but the Answers World Champion with paint on his face doesn;t give a hoot what Hawk has to say and continues on while every Disney Exec right now is frothing at the mouth at the madness of this match.)
Deadprez: I think it’s safe to say that we are not going to be on Disney’s good side after that little stunt. Either way, the match continues as Impact is back to Alex AND IMPACT JUST CLOBBERED ALEX ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! ALEX IS DOWN AND THEY MIGHT BE OUT AFTER THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Alex is down and Impact drags them back to their feet again and fires a forearm right in Alex’s face sending them further into the crowd with Impact hot on their heels. We’ll try to keep a good eye on what is going on with those two and get some cameras back there but let’s take it back to the ring.
Eve: Jack and Kassidy have been beating the hello operator out of each other this entire time and we see that Jack has the advantage over Kass and is reigning lefts and rights to her head. Jack gets off of her for a second and goes back to grab his baseball bat from earlier. Jack looks ready to swing again–
Gavin Kirkland: LOW BLOW! DESPERATION MOVE BY KASSIDY HEART AS JACK DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AND KASS MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET! Wait a second! She has something in her hand. Hold on! I see what that is now!
Deadprez: I see it too! That’s the Kassible Lecter mask! She has in on her hand brass knuckle AND SHE JUST CLOCKS JACK RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE TOP PART OF THE MASK! THAT PUNCH CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE EYES AND HE GOES DOWN HARD!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart could have knocked Jack out with that punch. We all know she doesn’t care. Kassidy quickly scrambles into the cover and hooks the leg! Will this be the end of Hurricane Hawk right here?
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRREEEEEE—
Deadprez: JACK KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE! It’s going to be a cold day in you know where before Jack will let Kass beat him again. Oh wow! Get the camera on Jack for a second and we can all see that Jack Ripley is bleeding after that mask caught him in the forehead.
Eve: That isn’t a mask you can buy at a toy store. That is a steel mask that can cause major damage when used as a weapon and you can see a prime example of that and KASSIDY HEART IS SMILING SO VICIOUSLY! SHE LIKES WHAT SHE DID! What is she doing now!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S BITING! THE CRAZY BIT… LADY HAS MOUNTED JACK AND SHE IS BITING JACK’S FOREHEAD! RIGHT ON THE CUT! THAT IS SICK! SHE IS JUST CAUSING MORE DAMAGE TO THAT WOUND ON JACK!
(The camera cuts once again back to Heidi Huxley in the back and now the anger on her face is even more obvious. This is not Disney appropriate and Heidi looks ready to jump out of her chair before the camera cuts back to Hawk watching with concern how much in jeopardy his job is really in.)
Deadprez: I mean we are already in trouble with Disney right now, so might as well go for broke I guess. Hold on a second! We have cameras back in the concession area where Impact and Alex Myers are.
(The camera cuts back to Impact and Alex brawling in the prep area of the wood fired pizza concession area.)
Eve: Guess they wanted pizza. But we can see that both Alex and Impact are just brawling…and Impact with a rake of the eyes before planting Alex with a DDT. Impact is back up to his feet and he sees that he scared a few of the people out of the way. He also sees that there was a pizza peel that was left in one of the ovens.
Gavin Kirkland: Pizza peel? Is that what that thing is called? I always called it a shovel. Guess I learned something new today. But Impact takes the peel out of the oven and drops the pizza that was on it on a prep table. Impact now turns his attention back to Alex.
Eve: Oh no! Impact wouldn’t! Wait a second, it’s Impact! Of course he would! That peel has a metal top and that has been sitting in that hot oven for who knows how long. Impact rears back–
Deadprez: OH MY GAWD! IMPACT CRACKS ALEX ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT PIZZA PEEL! THE SKIN ON ALEX’S BACK IS ALREADY STARTING TO BLISTER! LISTEN TO THE HOWL OF PAIN THAT JUST ESCAPED ALEX RIGHT THERE! WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE HAS JUST BEEN DONE!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact is looking to grab that big pizza slicer on the counter and he is looking to end Alex Myers and possibly permanently with a little bit of slice and dice, but he takes a quick look at one of the television screens showing Jack Ripley getting the advantage of Kassidy Heart and he drops the slicer.
Eve: He’s probably going to go help his partner in crime, but not before picking Alex up AND POWERBOMBING THEM ON THE PREP TABLE! Alex might get comfortable there because they might be out right now, but now that Alex has been disposed of for the moment, Impact is jogging his way back to ringside.
Deadprez: As we now come back to ringside, Jack Ripley has regained control of the match after getting hit down in South Australia as he takes Kassidy with a nice snap suplex. Now he looks under the ring again and he pulls out a toolbox. Who knows what else we can find under that ring.
Gavin Kirkland: Maybe it leads to an alternate dimension where all the weapons reside, but Jack is winding up to knock Kass’ head out of the park. She slowly staggers back up to her feet AND JACK SWINGS FOR THE FENCES, BUT KASSIDY DUCKS IT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! She saved herself from trouble there.
Deadprez: She ducks back up AND HOLD ON A SECOND! JACK KEPT SPINNING AND HE CLOCKS KASSIDY IN THE HEAD WITH THE TOOLBOX ON THE SECOND LAP! Jack Ripley looked like a Las Vegas roulette wheel with all that spinning and Kassidy did NOT see that coming at all.
Eve: Kass was staggered, but she managed to only fall to her knees. That’s enough for Jack Ripley to toss the toolbox aside and run full speed BEFORE HE HITS THE RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF KASSIDY’S HEAD! DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME FINDS ITS MARK AS JACK QUICKLY SCRAMBLES INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!
TTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE–
(WHACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT WITH THE SAVE RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE COUNTED THREE! JACK RIPLEY WAS A SECOND AWAY FROM BECOMING THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, BUT IT WAS STOPPED BY A STEEL CHAIR SHOT BY IMPACT! The chair cracked hard against Jack’s spine.
Deadprez: Impact has a handful of Jack’s hair and he pulls Jack off of Kassidy and IMPACT HEADBUTTS JACK AND THAT KNOCKS JACK FOR A LOOP AS IT GIVES KASS ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER A LITTLE AND GET BACK TO HER FEET! Impact tosses Jack over to Kass AND SHE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF JACK’S HEAD CRACKS HARD AGAINST THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Eve: Kassidy didn’t come out of that unscathed as she took a little damage after that suplex, but it doesn’t stop her from laying the boots to the down Jack Ripley and now the double teaming begins. As they kick poor Jack while he is still down.
Gavin Kirkland: Poor Jack? They all know exactly what they were getting into when they signed the contract for this match. With tornado style rules, there is always a chance that something like this would happen. It doesn’t help that Hawk is right next to us with hope and determination that Jack can fight through the pain.
Deadprez: Kassidy has grabbed the baseball bat from earlier and is choking out Jack with it as Impact pulls something out from under the ring. With all the weapons available around the ring already, why does Impact need to pull out a weapon… OHHHHH! That’s why!
Eve: IMPACT HAS PULLED A TABLE OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! Kassidy is taking care of Jack in only a way that “The Mauler’ can while Impact sets up the table. Impact has it up and ready to as he calls for Kass to drag the almost unconscious carcass that is Jack Ripley.
Deadprez: Impact takes hold of Jack Ripley while he lifts Jack up and puts him on Kassidy’s shoulders. Kassidy crosses Jack’s arms and holds on tight while Impact helps keep Jack steady on her shoulders AS BOTH JACK AND KASS FALL STRAIGHT BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART JUST PUT JACK RIPLEY THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE CHANEL No 5! KASSIDY MANAGES TO TAKE NO DAMAGE FROM THE FALL AS SHE EXECUTED THE STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX! THE TABLE IS SHATTERED INTO PIECES AS KASSIDY BRIDGES INTO THE COVER! WILL IT BE ENOUGH!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY KICKED OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE COUNTED THREE! WHAT GRIT AND HEART BEING SHOWN BY THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! TREMENDOUS ACTION FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! If you could see Hurricane Hawk right now, you would have seen him release a huge sigh of release when Jack kicked out.
Eve: That Chanel No5 from Kassidy Heart is a very dangerous maneuver. You would think that Impact or Kass would be annoyed that Jack kicked out, but they both have a look of… amusement across their faces. It’s like they’re thrilled that they get to cause more pain and agony to the challengers.
Gavin Kirkland: Jack is down and Alex was taken out in the pizza stand earlier. At this rate, it’s almost all but over for the challengers. Impact and Kassidy are stalking Jack Ripley as tries his hardest to get back to his feet. But Impact and Kass are right there and lock him in a front facelock.
Eve: They have him and hoist him up in the air! They might be looking to double suplex Jack right back into the rubble, BUT JACK IS FIGHTING IT! JACK IS KICKING HIS LEGS AND TRYING TO GET BACK ON THE GROUND. HE MANAGES TO REVERSE THE MOMENTUM BUT THEY CHANGE IT RIGHT BACK! HE IS BACK UP IN THE AIR—
(WHACK!)
Deadprez: ALEX MYERS! ALEX MYERS WITH A LIGHTTUBE ACROSS THE BACK OF IMPACT! AND NOW IT’S KASS’ TURN TO GET A LIGHTTUBE ACROSS THE BACK! JACK GETS DROPPED AND IN THE PROCESS HE KEEPS HOLD OF KASS’ NECK AND HE DDTS HER IN THE PROCESS! WHERE IN THE WORLD THE ALEX MYERS COME FROM?
Gavin Kirkland: Does it matter? Alex showed up in the right place at the right time to save Jack from further harm. Anyways, Jack now gets a second to recover after the beating he just endured. Look over by the entrance ramp! It looks like Alex brought down a shopping cart full of weapons. They came prepared to cause some major damage.
Eve: Where did they get a shopping cart in this arena? That’s the question of the night, but it doesn’t matter right now because they are going right back to the cart to look at whatever arsenal is in there. Alex grabs a few trash can lids and heads right back to Impact.
Deadprez: Impact throws a clothesline and Alex ducks it! ALEX WITH A LEFT HOOK! ALEX WITH A RIGHT HOOK! ALEX HAS A TRASH CAN LID IN EACH HAND AND IMPACT JUST GOT HIS HEAD CLOBBERED IN BETWEEN THE LIDS! GOTTA LOVE THE CLASSIC CYMBAL CRASH SCENARIO!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact was knocked for a loop as Alex saw something they wanted under the ring and they pulled it out. What is it? IT’S A MIRROR! Mirror mirror under the ring, the title is on the line, who will win this thing? They don’t waste any time and they JUST SMASH THE MIRROR RIGHT OVER IMPACT’S HEAD! IMPACT FALLS TO THE FLOOR IN A HEAP AND ALEX GOES FOR THE COVER! WILL ALEX BECOME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART BREAKS UP THE COVER RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE COUNTS THREE! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? That was so close! Alex was a second away from realizing a huge dream and becoming the Answers World Champion right there.
Eve: Kassidy Heart grabs a handful of Alex’s hair and pulls them off Impact and onto his feet. Kassidy whips Alex into the barricade AND ALEX LANDS HARD! Kassidy quickly follows looking for a lariat BUT ALEX COUNTERS WITH AN ELBOW TO KASSIDY’S JAW! Kass staggers back and Alex comes out of the corner AND HITS KASS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!
Gavin Kirkland: Alex reaches over the barricade for something and Kassidy manages to stay on her feet and run towards Alex. Kass has a handful of hair again and ALEX GRABBED AN EMPTY GLASS BOTTLE FROM A FAN AND JUST CLOCKS KASSIDY RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE BOTTLE! GLASS SHARDS EVERYWHERE AS ALEX HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!
TTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEE….
Eve: KASSIDY KICKS OUT! ANOTHER CLOSE NEAR FALL BY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL! Look over at Hurricane Hawk as the count was going down. He was excited that this match was almost over.
(The camera cuts backstage to Stan Bailey on the phone with Disney Execs about what they are seeing here tonight. Looking on in pure disgust and anger watching what has occurred thus far in the match.)
Deadprez: As we figured, Disney right now is completely pissed off watching this match. Now you can see that both of the Champion’s team have shed some crimson color. Impact was because of the mirror and Kassidy because of the impromptu barroom brawl with the bottle across her head.
Gavin Kirkland: Impact throws a forearm in the back of Alex’s neck and that sends them right off of Kassidy. Alex tries to rebound BUT IMPACT WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE BLINDING ALEX FOR THE MOMENT!
Eve: Impact throws a low kick sending Alex tumbling away. Impact is trying to get back to his feet, BUT JACK RIPLEY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO IMPACT’S JAW! WE HAVEN’T SEEN JACK FOR A WHILE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS RECOVERED A BUNCH SINCE HIS BEATDOWN!
Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! IMPACT IS DOWN AND JACK MOUNTS HIM AND REIGNS LEFTS AND RIGHTS IN THE CHAMPION’S FACE! HE STOPS THE PUNCHES AND JUST STARTS CHOKING IMPACT ACROSS THE THROAT! JACK IS TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF IMPACT–
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART JUST JUMPED OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE LOOKING FOR A DIVING FIST DROP, BUT RIPLEY SAW IT COMING AND KASS FINDS NOTHING BUT IMPACT! KASS CAN’T BELIEVE SHE MISSED BUT JACK DOESN’T GIVE HER A CHANCE TO GRIEVE TOO MUCH AS HE HAULS KASS BACK TO HER FEET AND STARTS CHOPPING HER HARD ACROSS THE CHEST!
Eve: Be careful and watch out for flying enhancement material as the Disney Execs can probably hear those chops from the office as Kass is chopped back until she is close to the ring. Now Jack stops the chops and grabs Kass. HE RUNS FULL SPEED TO THE RING AND SENDS KASSIDY SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!
Gavin Kirkland: Jack now grabs Kass and hoists her onto his shoulder and walks her over to the corner ring post. Jack is looking to hit a modified Lawn Dart throw with Kass and the ring post. HE THROWS KASS-
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT SAVES KASSIDY WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE FROM ALEX’S CART FROM EARLIER! JACK CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND KASSIDY LOOKS DOWN AT HIM SHAKING IN ANGER AND TREMBLING WHEN SHE SCREAMS AND DROPS ON JACK, BITING HIM IN THE FACE! SHE IS TRYING TO EAT JACK RIPLEY!
Eve: KASSIDY HEART HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT AND SHE IS TRYING TO MAUL JACK RIPLEY! LOOK AT IMPACT, HE GOES TO HIS LEATHER JACKET AND TAKES OUT…. WAIT….. WHAT IS THAT?
(Impact takes out what looks to have a wooden handle and two steel ends to it, he rolls it into The ring, and Kassidy grabs it….
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A SECOND…. THAT IS A SEAM RIPPER STILETTO TOOL!
Eve: :lupe:
Deadprez: A what?
Gavin Kirkland: Both sides retract from the handle and are used t5o rip seams from clothing!
Deadprez: Dawg…. Since when did you become a seamstress!?
(Kassidy cracks a smile and detaches the two parts to find sharp ends at the end, she starts stabbing Jack on the head with it….)
Eve: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!? KASSIDY IS STABBING JACK ON THE FOREHEAD AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DISNEY! HURRICANE HAWK IS UP TO HIS FEET AND HE CANNOT BELIEVE IT AND WAIT…..
Deadprez: ALEX MYERS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CANNONBALL ON KASSIDY AND THEY BREAK UP THE MASSACRE ENSUING AS SHE FALLS OUT OF THE RING! IMPACT IS THERE AND HE THROWS A COUPLE OF FOREARMS BACKING ALEX UP, IMPACT WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE OVER THE ROPES ….
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ALEX WAS ABLE TO GRAB IMPACT WITH A HURRICARANA FORCING HIM TO FALL INTO THE ROPES. MYERS THE LOOKS OVER AT KASSIDY…. ASAI MOONSAULT ON KASSIDY! ALEX IS BACK UP AND THEY LOOK TO BE SIGNALING FOR SOMETHING!
Alex Myers: (off mic) COME ON!!! COME ON!!!!
(Suddenly two guys that are dressed like the Crocodile Hunter, the late great Steve Irwin, wheel something out with a black tarp on it. The fans look on in shock and confusion as they roll it to ringside through the crowd.)
Eve: I don’t understand what is going on here!? Jack Ripley has been busted open and Kassidy is starting to recover on the floor, she is back on her knees and Jack is trying to get back up as well but Impact is now using the ropes to get upright Alex wait for the opportune time as Kassidy gets to her feet…..
Alex Myers: (Off Mic) NOW!!!!
(The handlers quickly take down the tarp revealing a cage as the crowd looks on wide eyed at what is inside the cage….)
Deadprez: :damn:
Eve: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol2:
(The handlers open the cage door….)
Deadprez: IT IS THE MOST MUSCULAR KANGAROO I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HE IS WEARING BOXING GLOVES!
Eve: LOOK AT THE SHIRT HE IS WEARING! IT IS OUR NEW DISNEY/EAW AUSTRALIA MERCHANDISE BUT ON THE BACK IT SAYS….. “I’M LOOKING FOR MYLES!”
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT KASSIDY’S EYES AND THE KANGAROO STARTS PUNCHING THE MAULER! THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS BOXING WITH A KANGAROO ON THE EAW NETWORK! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT WE WOULD SEE THIS!
Deadprez: KASSIDY IS TRYING TO BOX WITH THE KANGAROO BUT SHE ISN’T LANDING A DAMN PUNCH! THE KANGAROO IS WHOOPING THE MAULER’S ASS AND NOW KASSIDY TOOK A HARD RIGHT AND SHE FALLS! KASSIDY IS DOWN! KASSIDY IS DOWN! KASSIDY IS DOWN!
(The camera turns to Hurricane Hawk who looks on with a smile on his face as the Kangaroo continues to wallop on Impact as he is down. Impact sees this and runs against the ropes…..)
Eve: IMPACT! DON’T DO IT! HE IS ABOUT TO SUICIDE DIVE ON THE KANGAROO AND….
Eve: ….. THE KANGAROO JUST KICKED IMPACT IN THE FACE AS HE TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE RING! HE FALLS BACKWARDS RIGHT INTO…… YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! JACK RIPLEY WITH THE SUPERKICK AND HE FALLS BACK STILL HURT AND BLEEDING BUT ALEX MYERS HOPS ON THE TOP ROPE, ANGELIC BLESSING ON IMPACT FOR THE PIN!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: IMPACT IS DOWN, HE CAN’T BREAK THE PIN AND WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hurricane Hawk is Jumping in the air happy)
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: JACK RIPLEY BREAKS UP THE PIN BY DRAGGING ALEX OFF IMPACT!?!?!!? WHY!?!??!
Gavin Kirkland: HE WANTS TO BE THE WORLD CHAMPION!
(The kangaroo is put back in the cage and rolled out on the outside, Alex Myers looks shocked as Jack drops on Impact for the cover….)
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: ALEX MYERS DRAGS JACK RIPLEY OFF IMPACT THIS TIME AND BOTH ARE STARING AT ONE ANOTHER BUT IMPACT IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP! KASSIDY IS TO HER KNEES AND LOOK AT HER FACE! BRUISED! LIPS AND NOSE ARE BUSTED OPEN AND SHE IS LICKING THE BLOOD OFF HER FACE!
(Hurricane Hawk is beside himself, slowly rolling into the ring and trying to talk to both….)
Hurricane Hawk: YOU ARE A TEAM! EITHER ONE OF YOU CAN BECOME THE WORLD CHAMPION AND THEN DEFEND IT AGAINST THE OTHER! SO, GET IT TOGETHER AND WIN THIS THING!
(Alex nods while Jack stands there, he turns back to grab Impact…..)
Eve: FIST OF FURY ON JACK RIPLEY….. NO! HE DUCKS AND IMPACT HITS HURRICANE HAWK INSTEAD WHO CRASHES TO THE MATS! THIS MATCH IS BREAKING DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES AND ALEX MYERS….
Deadprez: SUDDEN TRAUMA! NO! IMPACT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND JUST HIT JACK RIPLEY INSTEAD! ALEX MYERS LOOKS SHOCKED AND IMPACT CLUBS MYERS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING! IMPACT PICKS UP JACK RIPLEY, THE HAIL MARY!
Gavin Kirkland: JACK RIPLEY IS DOWN AND IMPACT PICKS HIM BACK UP AS A BEAT UP KASSIDY ENTERS THE RING, SHE SPRINTS THROUGH…. GO TO GAWD!!!! THE SPEAR BROKE JACK RIPLEY IN HALF AND KASSIDY COVERS!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
……
Deadprez: NOOOO! ALEX WAS ABLE TO GET BACK IN THE RING AND TACKLE IMPACT ON TO THE COVERING KASSIDY TO BREAK UP THE PIN! KASSIDY SLAMS THE MATS AND TRIES TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, A BLOODY MESS ON HER FACE, EYES STARTING TO WELT AND PUFF UP AFTER THAT KANGAROO PUNCHED THE HELL OUT OF HER!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEX HITS A DROPKICK ON KASSIDY AND ANOTHER ON IMPACT…. NO! IMPACT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! ALEX LANDED HARD AND AS THEY GET UP, TURNING TIDES AND ALEX FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES AND THAT LEAVES HURRICANE HAWK GETTING BACK UP AND LOOK AT KASSIDY!
(Kassidy’s eyes turn to Hurricane Hawk who is still in the ring. Jack is down, trying to get back up, Alex is on the floor, they are using the barricade to get back to their feet, but Kassidy is up now and like a predator stalking her prey, she circles around Hawk, now he realizes Impact is as well and both are now pacing over him like two angry vultures. Hawk is grabbed by Kassidy as Impact locks him in a full nelson. Kassidy then starts to dig into her tights….)
Eve: KASSIDY HEART IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN HER TIGHTS AND THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! BOT JACK AND ALEX MYERS ARE DOWN AND THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT WILL END WELL!
Deadprez: KASSIDY IS ….. WAIT A SECOND!
(The crowd erupts as suddenly Heidi Huxley who was not supposed to be there starts to walk out. The crowd cheers as she sprints to the ring, takes off her heels and has both in hand rolling in….)
Heidi Huxley: (Off Mic) STOP THIS NOW! THIS IS NOT THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS AROUND HERE! PLEASE DO NOT HURT HIM!
Deadprez: HEIDI HUXLEY IS BEGGING FOR THE SAFETY OF HURRICANE HAWK! SHE IS PLEADING WITH KASSIDY AND IMPACT AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE TONIGHT! SHE KNOWS THAT SHOWDOWN NEEDS HURRICANE HAWK MORE THAN EVER! JACK IS NOW BACK UP! ALEX SLIDES INTO THE RING AS HEIDI PLEADS!
Gavin Kirkland: HEIDI WITH BOTH HEELS IN HAND. JACK, ALEX, AND HEIDI STAND IN UNISON ACROSS FROM IMPACT AND KASSIDY! IMPACT STILL HOLDING HURRICANE HAWK UP.
(Alex looks over at Jack, they both nod, turning their attention back ay Kassidy and Impact…..)
Eve: THE UNITED FRONT HERE TO SAVE HURRICANE HAWK’S JOB AND……. AND…….
Deadprez: LOW BLOW BY HEIDI HUXLEY ON BOTH JACK RIPLEY AND ALEX MYERS WITH THOSE HEELS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!!?
(Jack and Alex both hunch over, Impact throws a shocked Hurricane Hawk into Jack Ripley as they both tumble to the outside floor. Alex is hunched over Heidi gets right in his face….)
Heidi Huxley: (Off Mic) YOU DON’T GET TO PLAY GOD WITH ME!
(Heidi turns to Kassidy and Impact who both smile, she then throws Alex into Kassidy…..)
Deadprez: OH MY GAWD….. KASSIDY JUST THREW A FIREBALL INB THE FACE OF ALEX MYERS! THAT IS WHAT WAS INSIDE HER TIGHTS SHE WAS TRYING TO PULL OUT AND IT WENT RIGHT UP THEIR NECK RIGHT INTO THEIR FACE! THEY STUMBLE BLINDLY RIGHT INTO IMPACT….
Eve: EVISCERATION! ALEX MEYERS IS DOWN AND KASSIDY LOCKS IN KASSIBLE LECTER! ALEX HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND LOOK AT IMPACT! HE IS KICKING ALEX WHILE SHE HAS THE MOVE LOCKED IN!
(Jack Ripley is starting to get back up….. he sees what is going on and he goes to slide in but stops.)
Deadprez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JACK!? BREAK UP THE HOLD! SAVE THE MATCH!
(Heidi and Jack glare at one another before he backs up and then starts to exit, Hurricane Hawk grabs him….)
Hurricane Hawk: (Off mic) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Jack Ripley: (Off Mic) This was never my fight, it was yours. How does it feel now to be the one screwed over.
(Hawk can’t believe it as Jack walks off. Kassidy and Impact are a bit surprised but continue the assault on Alex…..)
Deadprez: HOW MUCH MORE CAN THIS KID TAKE! HOW MUCH…….
(Alex is fading, Jack is long gone. He can’t hold on anymore……)
Deadprez: HURRICANE HAWK LOOKS ON HELPLESSLY AND HE IS TRYING TO SLIDE IN THE RING, ANYTHING TO STOP THIS AND SAVE ALEX MYERS BUT IMPACT CONITNUES KICKING HIM ON THE HEAD! OVER AND OVER……
Eve: THE REFEREE NEEDS TO CHECK ON ALEX! THEY NEED TO CHECK ON THEM BECAUSE THEY DON’T SEEM TO BE MOVING AT ALL! THE REFEREE IS THERE AND LOOK AT HAWK! HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DEFLATED, TRYING TO GET IN THE RING BUT THE BAREFOOT HEIDI HUXLEY STANDS IN HIS WAY GLARING DOWN AT HIM!
(The referee checks Alex…..)
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!)
Gina Romano: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TEAM OF IMPACT AND KASSIDY HEART!!! AND BECAUSE OF THE STIPULATION….. HURRICANE HAWK IS NO LONGER THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN!
(The crowd cheers for their hometown hero but Hurricane Hawk just drops his head as Heidi cracks a smile. Kassidy and Impact are now both on their feet as Alex lies on the ground and the referee checks on them. “Partition” starts to play throughout the arena as their hands are raised by Heidi Huxley herself.)
Deadprez: I DON’T GET IT! I JUST DO NOT GET WHY HEIDI HUXLEY WOULD DO THAT TO HURRICANE HAWK!? HE IS NOW NO LONGER THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SHOWDOWN AND WE DO NOT KNOW WHO WE ARE GETTING NEXT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT…. I JUST CAN’T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT ALL.
Eve: You and me both Prez, what is the motivation and as for Jack, why!? Why go all this way to just walk out in the end!? Was it because he could see a new regime in the horizon and if he can’t beat them, join them!? Alex fought their heart out; this kid has shown what kind of Elitist he is and where he will be going in the future, but his body just couldn’t take it anymore.
Gavin Kirkland: He didn’t quit, that is for sure, stood his ground and fought to the bitter end but at what cost? The job of Hurricane Hawk and the General Manager position. I mean…. I always loved Heidi, so I am sure she knows what is best for business!
Eve: Suck up.
(The medical staff come out to check on Alex Myers face and well-being, who is finally moving. Impact and Kassidy stand next to Heidi, all three looking down at a dejected Hurricane Hawk.)
Deadprez: I don’t know what the future holds for Showdown, and I guess we are about to find out! Thank you for joining us here tonight! For Eve and Gavin Kirkland…. I am Deadprez: Goodnight from Sydney, Australia!
(The final shot shows Impact holding the Answers World Championship with his arm around Kassidy Heart as they both laugh at Hurricane Hawk while Heidi smiles, knowing he is no longer the General Manager.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
