Diamond Cage(c) vs Scott Diamond – EAW Championship – Hell In A Cell Match
The Heart Break Boy(c) vs Malcolm Jones – Interwire Championship
MarrKade(c) vs Dragon Slayers – Unified Tag Team Championships
TLA Vs. Cody Marshall – Last Man Standing Match – Winner Becomes Number One Contender for the Openweight Championship
Raven Roberts(c) vs Drake King – New Breed Championship
Chris Elite vs Ahren Fournier
(EAW Intro plays)
(The instrumental for the “The One You Know” By Alice In Chains begins to play as we see flashes of the Showdown roster)
(We then cut to the recent feuds like Ahren Vs Chris Elite, TLA Vs Cody Marshall and Malcolm Vs HBB and then Scott Diamond and Diamond Cage face to face)
Voice-Over: Tonight, Fear will no longer be our greatest fault, it will be our greatest strength!
(Camera shows all the respective champions on tonight’s show with their titles)
Voice-Over: Fear of losing gold.
(Camera shows all the challengers)
Voice-Over: Fear of coming up short of attaining it!
(Camera shows Ahren Fournier, Chris Elite and TLA and Cody Marshall)
Voice-Over: And bad blood reaches a collision course.
(We see different images of the Showdown roster before we cut to black)
Voice-Over: Tonight. Fear is temporary!
(We see the Showdown roster fighting and having their hand raised)
Voiceover: But Regret Is Forever…
(Final image of members of the SD roster with their head low before “The One You Know” By Alice In Chains begins to play)
Voice-Over: AND NOW…. EAW SHOWDOWN PRESENTS….. NO REGARDS!!
(The No Regards Logo is Shown burning before it fades out and we cut to a sold out Aloha Stadium and we have a fireworks display and a pan shot before we cut to the commentators desk where we have Pierre Mcguire and Deadprez there as they begin to speak)
Pierre: WE’VE MADE IT! WE ARE HERE! THE RETURN OF AN EAW MARQUEE EVENT! NO REGARDS IS HERE! AND IT ISN’T ON PAY PER VIEW BUT IT IS THE BEST ACTION ON THE PLANET FROM THE LONGEST WEEKLY EPISODIC BRAND IN EAW!
Deadprez: Showdown brought the smoke with this card, and we are in for one of the best of the year. Tonight, the return of Hell in a Cell, Last man standing matches with huge implications! And Interwire Title on the line, tag titles, Chris Vs Ahren! New Breed Action! AND SPEAKING OF NEW BREED ACTION THAT IS EXACTLY HOW WE ARE GOING TO KICK IT OFF WITH THE BEST OF THE DIVISION WHO BOTH TAKE PRIDE IN BEING THE CHAMPION! This is going to be a hell of a match and let me stop jibber jabbin, let’s do this shit!
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for…
(Aaron Fitzpatrick does a backflip off the top rope as the crowd yells “ONE FALL”.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And it is for the EAW New Breed Championship!!!
(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits as the crowd bursts into cheers and “OK” chants!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first the challenger… from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 220 pounds he is the “KING OF OK” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
(Drake King comes running out to the ring flashing the OK sign to his many fans as he looks intensely prepared for tonight’s championship opportunity.)
Deadprez: Tonight is quite possibly the biggest opportunity in the entire career of Drake King! Ever since he scored an upset victory on Showdown over Ahren Fournier people have begun to truly take him seriously as a competitor here in EAW! Tonight he looks to further that impression of him by not just winning a match, but winning a championship as well. Can he pull it off?
Pierre: Whether he can or not you have to admire his guts for trying. This is the kind of mentality that has gotten so many of our great Showdown fans behind him! Drake has assured both himself and his fans that no matter what happens he will be “OK” and there is definitely a kind of strength to that way of thinking. He has no fear, no regrets, he is just out here to do his best and live his dream as a competitor in that ring!
(“Make A Move” by Icon For Hire hits as the crowd erupts into angry boos and outrage!!!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 147 pounds… she is the current reigning and defending EAW New Breed Champion… “THE BIRD OF PREY” RAAAAAAAAAVENNNNNNNN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBERTS!!!
(Raven Roberts makes her way down to the ring with her championship held proudly above her head in defiance of the angry crowd.)
Deadprez: This may be a Showdown branded event but this champion is coming at us straight outta Empire to defend her New Breed Championship. Like her or hate her Raven Roberts is a true competitor. She was double booked this week and has shown zero fear in regards to that situation. She has no doubts that she will retain her championship against Drake King or any other competitor in the New Breed division!
Pierre: I sincerely hope that she isn’t underestimating Drake this week because we have seen in the past this man pull out unlikely victories. However, Raven has proven that she is a survivor as well. Look at that disgusting face! She is hideous! That burned and scarred flesh! Don’t look at it Dead! Holy shit I think I’m going to be sick. What the actual fuck? Why are we even having this match… nobody wants to see this.
(Fans are shown holding lighters up in the air in the crowd mocking Raven Roberts’ burned face as she scowls down at them in disgust.)
Deadprez: Raven looks really pissed off this week. This could be bad for her opponent…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: We are underway… Raven Roberts immediately charges in at Drake King with a Clothesline! But Drake King ducks! Drake grabs Raven from behind and rolls her up into a pin!
Deadprez: IT’S OVER! WHAT A MASSIVE UPSET!!!
Pierre: Raven Roberts kicks out! Raven immediately back up to her feet as she charges in at Drake King with yet another clothesline! But Drake King ducks again! Raven runs off the ropes and turns around as Drake connects with a Big Boot right into the disgusting burnt face of Raven Roberts!!! Down goes Raven as Drake nearly falls over from losing his balance due to the force behind that kick! Drake pulls Raven back up to her feet and grabs her around the neck! Drake with a Spinning Neckbreaker!!!
Deadprez: NO! Raven broke free and came off the ropes… Running Chop to the ankle takes Drake King down! He is not OK! Raven holds her face in pain as she reaches down and pulls Drake back up… Raven grabs Drake by the face and rams it off her knee!!! Raven now with vicious knee drops onto the face of Drake and she is now punching him right in the face! Raven looks vicious as she pulls Drake back up and immediately throws him across the ring with a Snap Suplex! Drake King recovers in the corner as Raven charges in with a Running Knee Strike right to the face of Drake! Raven drags Drake back into the center of the ring looking for a cover!
Pierre: But Drake kicks her away! Drake back up to his feet as he and Raven stare each other down in the ring! And they lock up as they viciously battle for position! Drake uses his muscular frame to push Raven back against the ropes! And she pulls him over the top rope! Both competitors tumbling to the outside floor! But they are back up as Drake grabs Raven by the hair and throws her face first into the ring post! Drake tosses Raven back into the ring as he follows and pulls her back up by the hair again! Drake slams Raven head first off the turnbuckle pad and he still has her hair locked in his fist! Again off the turnbuckle! NO! RAVEN PUT HER FOOT UP ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE TO BLOCK IT! Raven with an elbow strike to the side of Drake’s skull as he falls back! Now Raven grabs Drake’s hair and slams him hard into the turnbuckle! Drake now getting a taste of his own medicine!
Deadprez: The New Breed Champion now with hard chops to the chest of Drake King! Drake in the corner as he takes in those vicious chops coming at him at high velocity! Drake takes another and another as he desperately pulls on the ropes to get away but Raven follows him and whips him hard across the ring. Raven bends over as Drake rebounds but he kicks her hard in the face! Raven holding her face in absolute pain as I’m not even sure if we will be able to recognize her after all the damage she has taken. Maybe she should go train in Mexico to become a masked luchador and cover all that shit up.
Pierre: Raven turns around as Drake takes her down with a Clothesline! But Raven immediately back up! Raven rebounding as she connects with a Roundhouse Kick to Drake sending him sprawling and landing neck first on the top rope! But Drake King holds on! Raven charges in but Drake turns himself around on the ropes ducking down… Drake tosses Raven up over him as she goes flying to the outside and crashes and burns belly first onto the floor!
Deadprez: I sure hope she wasn’t pregnant Pierre!
Pierre: Why?!? Why would she… Why would you… Nevermind…
Deadprez: Raven Roberts is back up… but wait! Drake King is in the ring! Drake King runs off the ropes and dives over the top rope looking to take out Raven! DRAKE WITH A FLIP OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE COMES CRASHING DOWN BACK FIRST ON RAVEN ROBERTS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! WHAT A SUICIDAL MANEUVER!!!
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Pierre: Everyone down now as the crowd has lost their shit for Drake King! Could he do it? Could he win the New Breed Championship here tonight?!?!? It looks like they are both dead! RIP! The referee now beginning the count out!
1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Drake King is stirring! Can he make it back to the ring in time?!?!?
6!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: Drake King is back up! But he knows that he can’t win the title via count out! Drake King picks up Raven Roberts as he tosses her back into the ring.
Deadprez: Drake King makes it back into the ring just in time as well!
Pierre: But Raven Roberts is waiting for him! HUNTRESS BOMB OUT OF NOWHERE!!! RAVEn WITH THE COVER!!!
Deadprez: Kickout by Drake King! I thought that the champion had retained right there! Raven now lunging on top of Drake King! She is choking him out! Raven has become unhinged! Raven choking Drake as the referee demands she get off him! She is choking the life out of this young man! Somebody stop this! The referee yanking Raven off Drake King as she looks annoyed and Drake coughs up a lung trying to get some air back into his system!
Pierre: But Raven isn’t finished just yet! Raven now grabbing the hair of Drake as she pulls him up over to the corner in the most uncomfortable manner possible! Raven now climbing up to the top rope still holding onto Drake’s hair! She is yanking him up! Holy shit you can see blood coming out of his scalp from where Raven is tearing! Drake King has been busted wide open Dead!
Deadprez: He sure has Pierre… but Drake using that strength advantage as he reaches up behind him and forces Raven off him throwing her over his shoulders from the top mat and flipping her into the ring! Raven flailing in pain as Drake has her where he wants her! Drake moving in now as Raven backs away into the corner trying to get away from her opponent! Raven playing possum as she fires away with a hard forearm to the face of Drake King!
Pierre: NO WAIT! DRAKE KING BLOCKS IT! Drake pummels Raven back into the corner as she falls up and over the ropes from the momentum of Drake’s strikes! The crowd chanting OK with each strike just egging him on! Raven runs across the apron back up to the top rope! But Drake is there to meet her!!! Drake climbs up to the top rope to catch Raven Roberts… DRAKE KING WITH A SUPERPLEX ON RAVEN ROBERTS OFF THE TOP ROPE! HOLY SHIT!!! DRAKE FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!!
Deadprez: Kickout by Raven Roberts! The champion just kicking out with complete instinct there! Drake King pulls Raven back up as he flashes the OK sign to the audience! Drake looking to put away the champion for good right here!
Pierre: DRAKE KING WITH THE KING’S WASTELAND!!! IT’S OVER!!!
Deadprez: NO! RAVEN ROBERTS HELD ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND DRAKE FELL TO THE GROUND FAILING TO LOCK HIS OPPONENT IN! RAVEN GRABS THE LEGS OF DRAKE AS SHE SLIDES INTO THE PINNING COMBINATION!!! RAVEN WITH HER FEET ON THE ROPES!!!
Pierre: Raven with her feet on the ropes for leverage! Not this way!!!
Deadprez: But the referee sees Raven’s feet on the ropes at the last minute! The referee refuses to count as Raven breaks the hold! Raven seems to think she has won the match but that is not the case! Raven yelling at the timekeeper and demanding that the championship be given to her! But the timekeeper and referee are trying to explain what happened here! Raven refusing to listen!
Pierre: Drake King from behind with a rollup!!!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts kicks out! But Drake King is waiting for her! THE GUILLOTINE CONNECTS!!!
Pierre: RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE COUNTER!!! RAVEN HOOKS DRAKE KING… LOST BEAUTY!!! IT CONNECTS!!! RAVEN WITH THE COVER!!! THE CHAMP RETAINS!!!
Deadprez: SHE DID IT!
Deadprez: NO! DRAKE KING KICKED OUT BARELY IN TIME! RAVEN CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Pierre: This crowd can’t believe it either! They are fully behind Drake King here tonight as the challenger somehow holds on! Raven clenching her teeth in rage as she screams at the crowd!
Raven: IT’S NOT OK! I WILL SHOW YOU ALL HOW NOT OK IT REALLY IS!!!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts rolling out of the ring… she shoves the timekeeper aside as she grabs her championship! Raven you haven’t won yet!
Pierre: I think she knows that Pierre! Raven climbing back into the ring as she is stalking Drake King with the championship! Raven gives no fucks! She is going to get herself disqualified to keep the title! Drake King is rising!!!
Deadprez: But the referee stops Raven from hitting Drake with the New Breed Championship! The crowd cheers as the referee appears to have saved Drake’s life right here…
Pierre: BUT RAVEN HITS THE REFEREE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE TITLE!!! THIS BITCH IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!
Deadprez: But Drake King is already up and jumps Raven from behind tackling her down to the ground! The New Breed Championship goes flying out of the ring landing right in front of our table! Should I go get it Pierre?
Pierre: No you filthy peasant don’t touch it! You will never touch gold in your life… I will be the one who touches it.
(Deadprez and Pierre look on in disappointment as the timekeeper beats them to the title and takes it back over by the ring bell.)
Deadprez: So close… But Drake King is inching closer to victory as he beats and scrapes away at the back and head of the champion Raven Roberts!!! Raven shoves him off.. But Drake claws her in the face with his fingernails!!! Drake King ripping and tearing at the face of Raven Roberts!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Crowd: THAT’S FUCKED UP! THAT’S FUCKED UP! THAT’S FUCKED UP!
Pierre: Drake King’s fingernails tear into the burnt flesh of Raven Robert’s face as it begins to peel off in a pool of grotesque blood and skin on the mat! God damn she is gonna need plastic surgery after tonight!
Deadprez: Raven spits her own blood right into the eyes of Drake King as he falls back recoiling as he wipes his eyes! Raven is back up! SHE CHARGES IN!
Pierre: BUT DRAKE KING CATCHES HER WITH A DDT OUT OF NOWHERE!!! DRAKE KING STUMBLING AROUND AS HE WIPES BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES!!! HE GRABS THE TOP ROPE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP AND FINALLY WIPES THE LAST OF THE BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES TO OPEN THEM! RAVEN ISN’T MOVING!!! DRAKE LEAPS!!!
Deadprez: THE OK SPLASH CONNECTS!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY HE HIT IT!!! THE COVER!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Pierre: But the referee is still down! The crowd counting along with the cover! Drake King had this thing won! Wait here comes another referee charging down to the ring!!! That referee is hauling ass! The referee slides into the ring at lightning speed to make the count!!!
Deadprez: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT! GOD DAMN DRAKE HAD HER PINNED UNTIL LIKE FIFTEEN THERE BUT SHE MANAGED TO KICK OUT JUST IN TIME!!!
Pierre: Drake King can’t believe it! He really thought he had the match won! The referee appears to have hurt his arm as he rolls out of the ring in pain! The referee makes his way back up the ramp to have his arm looked at! The crowd booing and calling the referee a coward as he runs up the ramp crying.
Deadprez: Such disrespect to our great officials. They are people too!
Pierre: Drake King rolling out of the ring as he holds his head in disbelief! The crowd patting the challenger on the back as they chant ok to support him. But what is that look on Drake King’s face! Drake King with an evil smile! I don’t think I have ever seen him like this! Drake King flips up the apron skirt of the ring and reaches under like the vile offspring of Bill Cosby and Donald Trump as he grabs onto something beneath!
Deadprez: God damn Pierre… what the hell is that?
Pierre: Drake King pulls it out… IT’S A BRANDING IRON!! DRAKE KING PULLS OUT A FLAMING HOT BRANDING IRON!
Deadprez: DRAKE KING WITH THE BRANDING IRON! LOOK AT THE END OF THAT THING! THE GLOWING RED IRON OF THAT BRAND SAYS “OK” ON IT!!!
Drake King: RAVEN YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU THINK IT’S NOT OK? I WILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW FUCKING OK IT REALLY IS!!!
Pierre: DRAKE KING DRIVES THE BRANDING IRON DOWN RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
Deadprez: RAVEN ROBERTS SCREAMING AS THE IRON MELTS HER FACE OFF EVEN MORE!!! I CAN BARELY EVEN RECOGNIZE HER AT THIS POINT! I HOPE THAT THIS ALL HEALS SOMEHOW!
Pierre: Raven Roberts squirms free as she desperately kicks the branding iron out of Drake King’s hands and it goes flying into the crowd!
Deadprez: Oh shit that’s gonna be a lawsuit right there!!!
Pierre: We apologize to any fans injured during this broadcast! Drake King grabs Raven Roberts as he forces her shoulders down to the mat screaming “OK” in her face! Drake King has completely lost it here tonight! Wait here comes the referee back down to the ring with his arm in a sling! He has returned to us and regained his cred!
Crowd: OK! OK! OK!
Deadprez: The referee slides into the ring to make the count with his uninjured arm!!!
Pierre: BUT RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT! RAVEN KICKING OUT BUT ALSO KICKING DRAKE KING RIGHT IN THE COJONES!!!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT AS HE WAS FAVORING HIS ARM!!! DRAKE KING ROLLS OVER IN PAIN AS RAVEN GETS BACK UP! RAVEN REACHES DOWN AS SHE HOLDS THE MELTED SKIN FROM HER FACE IN HER HANDS WITH A SICK SMILE ON HER FACE! WHY THE HELL IS SHE SMILING ABOUT THIS?!?!?
Pierre: RAVEN ROBERTS SHOVES HER MELTED SKIN AND BLOOD INTO THE MOUTH OF DRAKE KING! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
Crowd: YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK!!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts laughing now as Drake King screams and coughs trying to get this out of his mouth! But Raven pulls him up by the hair… RAVEN WITH THE FACELIFT ON DRAKE KING! THE SPINNING KICK SENDS WHATEVER THE FUCK WAS IN DRAKE’S MOUTH SPITTING OUT AS HER HEEL CONNECTS WITH HIS FACE!!! DRAKE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT!
Pierre: RAVEN NOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S ON HER PERCH!!!
Deadprez: RAVEN FLIES! RAVEN’S WINGS! THIS IS THE MOVE SHE WON THE TITLE WITH! CAN LIGHTNING STRIKE AGAIN HERE TONIGHT!?!?!?
Pierre: SHE CONNECTS! THE COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… and STILL the EAW New Breed Champion… RAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN ROOOOOOOOOOOOBERRRRRRRTSSS!!!
(“Make A Move” by Icon For Hire hits as Raven is presented the EAW New Breed Championship in the ring. The crowd is outraged as they chant “NOT OK” at her repeatedly!)
Deadprez: But Raven Roberts smiling about her victory as she holds up the EAW New Breed Championship defiantly! Or at least I think she is smiling I can barely tell with all that damage to her face!
Pierre: Raven Roberts survived severe punishment by Drake King who brought out a new side of himself I don’t think we have ever seen before! It wasn’t enough on this night but I think that Drake King proved that with some more experience and big matches under his belt he is absolutely a future champion in this company!
Deadprez: Absolutely but tonight is not that night. Tonight is instead the night that Drake King became a cannibal. What a sick bastard! The Bird of Prey remains perched atop the New Breed division! Will anyone ever be able to knock her off?
(Camera pans to an Advertisement for Wicked Games with Voltage and Friends!)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match that is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Fitzpatrick: And it is for the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships!!
(“Warriors” by Imagine Dragons hits as Sam Steele and Mike Shaw come out onto the ring and look out at the arena)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, they are the challengers… at a combined weight of 407 pounds… SAMUEL STEELE AND MIKE SHAW…. THEEEEEE DDDRRRAAAAAGGGOONNN SSSLLLAAAYYERRSSSSS!!!!!
(Shaw and Steele make their way down to the ring, pumping each other up as they go)
Pierre: The Dragon Slayers have come. Once again, they are one match away from achieving their dream of tag team gold here in EAW. Will tonight be their night?
Deadprez: We gonna have to wait and see. But they got something way more dangerous than a dragon to slay tonight…
(The Dragon Slayers make their way into the ring and pose together for the crowd as “Warriors” fades)
(“What a Shame” by Too Close to Touch hits as Daryl Kinkade makes his way into the ramp with his Unified Tag Team Championship belt around his waist and his National Elite Championship over his shoulder)
(Daryl studies the ring and glances at the crowd with a confident grin as “What a Shame” fades)
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta hits as Charlie Marr makes his way out onto the ramp with his Unified Tag Team Championship over his shoulder)
Fitzpatrick: And Introducing the Champions… at a combined weight of 440 pounds… CHARLIE MARR AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, DARYL KINKADE…. THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… MAAAAARRRRRRKKAAAAAAAADDDEEE!!!!!
(Charlie and Daryl share a glance. Daryl nods at Charlie and extends a fist. Charlie looks at the fist for a moment. He then nods and reciprocates the fist bump)
Pierre: The Unified Tag Team Champions here from Voltage! But I got a feeling that this is Showdown’s night!
(The Champions make their way down the ramp)
Deadprez: Well if I’m Daryl Kinkade, I keep an eye on Charlie Marr and remember that I have a National Elite title to care for as well. Charlie and Daryl ain’t exactly been reading the same playbook lately.
Pierre: I may be supporting Steele and Shaw for the home team but I can’t believe you’d imply something about Charlie Marr. He’s a truly kind man. Word is that he’s even known lately as “Captain Babyface”!
(Charlie spits at a fan on his way down before he and Daryl climb into the ring)
Deadprez: …uh huh.
(Charlie and Daryl hold their title belts in the air before relinquishing them to the referee who hands the National Elite title to the timekeeper before holding the Tag Team titles up to the Dragon Slayers and then up for the crowd to see)
Pierre: Which team walks away with the gold? At Pain For Pride they both came short against Mr. DEDEDE and Cameron Ella Ava. This time they face again and one of them walks with the belts!
(The referee hands off the titles and marks Charlie Marr and Sam Steele in the ring to start before calling for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: AND MARR IS OFF LIKE A GUNSHOT! He rushes Steele and grabs him for a snapmare takedown! Now he’s on top and raining down punches! He reaches back and hooks a leg! Looking to end it fast!
Steele kicks out quickly! Marr stands up and begins stomping a hole into Steele! Shot after shot coming down into Sam’s abdomen! Charlie steps back and lines up… PUNT KICK TO THE RIBS! Shaw is livid on the apron! Charlie just puts his middle finger to him before grabbing Steele by the head and pulling him up! Scoops the smaller man… BIG POWERSLAM! Charlie is dominating! He takes a second and beats his chest! He turns around to continue the assault—
Deadprez: DROPKICK! SHAW WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM THE APRON! Kinkade now rushes in to help Charlie but Shaw slides out of the ring and puts his hands up! The ref now forces Daryl back to the apron! Steele is finally getting back to his feet after Charlie’s assault! Charlie is barely up to his knees! RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL FROM STEELE! Charlie may be concussed! Quick cover!
Daryl breaks the pin! Shaw now yelling at the referee to get Daryl out of the ring and he agrees! Pointing for Daryl to get out! BUT WHILE THE REF IS TURNED SHAW JUMPS IN AND BOTH DRAGON SLAYERS ARE KICKING THE HELL OUT OF CHARLIE! Daryl is trying to get the ref to look but he won’t! Shaw and Steele now pull Charlie up… AND RUN HIM SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES AND INTO THE CORNER POST!!!! Daryl finally raises his hands and gets out the ring but still yells for the ref to look! But the ref turns and Shaw has already slid out of the ring! Now Steele pulls Charlie our of the corner and shoves him to the ground! Steele drops on top! FUJIWARA ARMBAR LOCKED IN! Wrenching back on Charlie’s hurt shoulder!
Pierre: Charlie trying to dig and claw with his good arm to get to the ropes and Steele just keeps cranking! Charlie is in a bad way here! Daryl is on the apron trying to spur him on to get to the ropes and break the count! But I don’t think he’s gonna make it! Charlie raises his hand! He may tap!
Deadprez: HERE COMES DARYL WHO WONT LET THAT HAPPEN! BUT SHAW TRIES TO STOP HIM! DARYL BASEBALL SLIDES BETWEEN SHAW’S LEGS— RIGHT INTO CHARLIE’S LEGS AND SPINS THEM OVER INTO THE ROPES! Daryl now pops up and SUPERKICK TO SHAW THAT SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING! Daryl pops back to the apron! The ref forces Steele to break the hold but he refuses!
And Steele releases the hold just before the disqualification! Steele leans against the ropes as Charlie tries to get up! And Steele just runs the bottom of his boot across Charlie’s forehead, toying with him. BUT CHARLIE NOW LUNGES UP AND DRIVES A FIST INTO STEELES GUT! STEELE GOES BETWEEN THE SECOND AND TOP ROPE! CHARLIE SPRINTS AND DIVES! DARYL IS TAGGED IN!
Pierre: Daryl comes in and Charlie rolls to the outside! Both Shaw and Steele are climbing into the ring! The both rush Daryl from either side! BUT DARYL JUST STEPPED BACKWARDS AND LET THEM COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER!
Deadprez: Daryl Kinkade gives no f—ks.
Pierre: Both men are stunned and now Daryl grabs Shaw by the head and runs him through the ropes and sends him crashing to the outside! BUT STEELE RUNS FROM BEHIND AND GRABS DARYL! ROLLS HIM UP! FEET ON THE ROPES!
The ref caught the feet on the ropes! He stops the count and he yells at Steele for cheating! Daryl reaches up from his back and grabs Steele’s hand and pulls him down and monkey flips him! Steele stumbling back to his feet as Daryl pops up and jumps into the ropes on the other side! DKO! Springboard cutter connects! Now Daryl ties him up! WORKING OUT THE KINKS! Surfboard Dragon Sleeper applies! Steele doesn’t wanna tap! But he may be forced to if he passes out!
Deadprez: SHAW BREAKS THE HOLD! Shaw came in and just kicked Daryl right in the face! Steele slumps out of the hold, blood needing to get back to his brain after the choke on his carotid artery! Shaw now drags his partner to their corner and climbs to the apron before reaching in and making the tag! Steele rolls to the outside!
Pierre: Shaw rushes in and pounces on Daryl! Forearms clubbing the back of Kinkade’s head! Shaw pulls back and lines up… DRIVING KNEE INTO DARYL’S RIBS! And now Shaw sees Charlie climbing back up on the apron! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF CHARLIE MARR! And Charlie falls back to the floor as Mike Shaw is tearing this match up at the moment!
Deadprez: Shaw turns around— RIGHT INTO A HURICANRANA BY DARYL! It sends Shaw stumbling… face first into the turnbuckle!!! Daryl grabs him up from behind! He feeds the hand through! FROM NORFOLK WITH LOVE!!! Pumphandle driver plants Shaw! And now Daryl looks around and sees Steele still on the outside! He looks up at the crowd cheering him on! Daryl climbs quickly to the top rope! He looks around at the fans with a smile! Lines up!
Pierre: ANGEL OF THE EAST! The red arrow crashes him right into Shaw! And now Daryl hooks the leg to retain!
STEELE SEES WHATS GOING ON FROM THE OUTSIDE!
STEELE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GOES TO DIVE!!!!
BUT CHARLIE MARR GRABS STEELE BY THE LEG!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here are your winners by pinfall and STILL YOUR EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… MARRRRRRKKAAAAAAADDEEE!!!!
(“What a Shame” blasts through the speakers as Charlie slides into the ring to celebrate with Daryl. They are handed their respective championships and hold them up for the crowd)
Pierre: I thought Steele had the match saved but Charlie kept him away as Daryl secured the victory!
Deadprez: MarrKade is one of the best teams we’ve had in EAW in quite some time. It’s hard to picture anyone else on top of this division.
(Commercial: Special Message: Happy birthday to Diamond Cage! Let’s hope he survives to tomorrow…)
(We open back up to Eve backstage)
Eve: Ladies and Gentleman… DIAMOND CAGE!!
(Cage walks in with shades and a hennessy bottle in his hand)
Eve: Cage, I have to ask.
Cage: First of all. You don’t have to ask me a goddamn thing, do you know what today is?
Cage: Excuse me? I asked you a question, I know today isn’t “uh” day.
Eve: It’s your Birthday!
Cage: It is?
Eve: I mean isn’t that why you have this smell of beer and other liquors on your breath.
Cage: I was talking about today being No Regards, my birthday everyday, I drink everyday, everyday is a goddamn party, but I’m drinking specifically today because when I step inside the Cell with Scott Diamond, I’m going to put on a Hell In A Cell match that would make the violent forefathers of our company proud!
Eve: Um I don’t know what’s going on here.
Cage: Shut up Carrie.
Cage: Heart Brea-
Eve: I will slap the shit out of you.
Cage: You calm down. I’m just playing, it’s a good night, a good night to be me, a good night for EAW and don’t let this fool you, I ain’t taking Scott lightly, in fact, this is my pre Hell in A Cell. Thanks for the time.
Eve: Enjoy the rest of your birthday!
(Cage continues walking as we pan back to Pierre and Deadprez)
Deadprez: No Regards on Cage’s Birthday and he’s drunk, still think we aren’t crowning a new EAW Champion?
Pierre: That was a bizzare interview but I’m honestly entertained.
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for…
(Aaron Fitzpatrick does a moonwalk in the ring as the crowd yells “ONE FALL”.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first…
(“Starboy” by The Weeknd hits as the crowd erupts into boos.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Pawtucket, Rhode Island weighing in at 210 pounds… “THE GOAT” AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN FOURNIERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(Ahren Fournier makes his way down to the ring twirling an umbrella as he laughs at the booing fans. Ahren smirks arrogantly at the ring announcer and referee as he shoos them aside so he can pose in the ring to feel the boos rain down on him even louder than before.)
Deadprez: Ahren Fournier is out here tonight to prove one thing. He is the GOAT. According to him everything he touches turns to GOAT. He believes that he is a star and better than every wrestler… not even just wrestler. This man truly believes he is better than each and every human on this planet and that his each and every action proves it.
Pierre: Ahren’s ego is truly out of control Dead. This is what has led to this match tonight against Chris Elite. Because Elite dared to MOCK the GOAT and Ahren hasn’t been able to take it. Especially since a couple weeks ago when Ahren took a hard loss to Drake King, he has devoted every second to making Chris Elite’s life a living hell and looks to continue that tonight! This is a match about pride and a match for Ahren all about shutting Chris Elite once and for all so he can never question his talent and status as the GOAT ever again!
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent…
(“Odee” by A Boogie hits to loud cheers from the crowd as the entire arena shakes like a volcano is erupting!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 210 pounds… being acompanied by Big Mike he “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS ELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Here comes the former World Heavyweight Champion! The man who headlined Pain for Pride Festival this year and the man who ended the longest title reign in EAW history! The holder of the Gawd Contract which has allowed him to choose Showdown as his current home. Chris Elite is not a man who keeps his mouth shut. He tells it the way he sees it and sometimes his shit talking gets him in trouble like it may have in this case!
Pierre: But I am sure Chris Elite is up to the challenge. He has “offended” the self-proclaimed GOAT and as a result Ahren has been on his dick ever since. It’s not so much eating as it is a full on all you can eat buffet at this point. Ahren Fournier wants to shut Chris Elite up and will not tolerate his disrespect or mockery any longer! If Ahren can pull out the win here tonight, in Ahren’s deranged mind that means Chris Elite can never say shit about him ever again!
(Both men stand across from each other with death glares in their eyes as the referee calls for the bell.)
Deadprez: HERE WE GOOOO!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: We are underway… Chris Elite goes to lock up with Ahren but he backs away! Chris Elite smiles as he talks some trash to Ahren that I couldn’t make out! Ahren looks frustrated as he charges in with a Clothesline! But Chris Elite ducks! Chris Elite backs up in the ring measuring his opponent as he rolls across the ring to dodge another blow from Ahren Fournier! Ahren crashes into the corner as Elite has him trapped!
Deadprez: Chris Elite runs off the ropes! But Ahren bursts out of the corner charging with another Clothesline! Duck by Elite yet again! Elite hooks the arm of Ahren as he rolls around him pulling him down into a Crucifix pinning combination!
Pierre: Ahren kicks out! Ahren grabs Elite by the neck and drags him back up to his feet! Ahren shoves Elite hard back into the corner! This time Ahren is the one who has Elite trapped! Ahren charges in with a Running Splash! But Elite moves out of the way! Ahren crashes into the corner and falls down on his ass in the turnbuckle! Chris Elite charges in with a Running Cannonball landing right on Ahren! Now Elite pulling Ahren back up into the ring! What does he have planned next?!?
Deadprez: Chris Elite with a Suplex on Ahren in the ring! But he holds onto the leg during the Suplex turning it into a pinfall!!!
Pierre: Ahren kicks out! But Chris Elite immediately kicks him in the head! Ahren send scurrying back up against the ropes as Elite connects with a Superkick! Ahren sent flying up over the top rope to the outside! Ahren lands on his feet as he holds his head in pain! Chris Elite runs off the ropes… SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS ON AHREN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Deadprez: Both men down on the outside now as the referee threatens to count them out.
1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: Both men stirring on the outside!
6!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!!!! 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: Get back in the ring right now or I’ll smack the shit outta you.
Deadprez: Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier make it back into the ring just in time!
Pierre: Ahren Fournier immediately kicks Chris Elite hard in the leg! Elite falls as Ahren charges in kicking Elite from below… right in the chin! Elite falls back as Ahren finishes with a hard Spinning Buzzsaw kick to the skull! Elite collapses down in the ring! Ahren continuing to stomp away at Elite as he is down in the ring! Kick after kick after kick as Ahren continues to keep Elite downed refusing to allow him to get back up! KICK! KICK! KICK! WAIT!
Deadprez: Chris Elite caught the kick! Elite shoves back sending Ahren back up against the ropes! Ahren charges out with yet another kick! But Elite is back up and he dodges! Elite with a Superkick sending Ahren back into the corner! Elite charges in connecting with a hard running knee strike to the gut of Ahren in the corner! The breath taken out of Ahren right there with that hard strike! Elite hooks the head of Ahren… SNAP DDT CONNECTS! AHREN DOWN IN THE RING AS CHRIS ELITE CLIMBS TO THE TOP!!! FLYING ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Pierre: Ahren Fournier kicks out yet again! Chris Elite with a series of covers in this match but Ahren has survived every one of them! It’s gonna take a lot to put him away tonight! Elite pulls Ahren up as he hooks the arm and lifts… Elite draping Ahren up over his shoulders! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER BY CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS!!! NO WAIT! AHREN LANDING ON HIS FEET! AHREN WITH A SUPERKICK SENDING CHRIS ELITE BACK INTO THE CORNER!!! NO I THINK ELITE DODGED IT!
Deadprez: Both men taking a breather now as they size each other up in the ring plotting their next strategy! Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier pace around the ring before locking up… But Ahren savagely tosses Elite across the ring with all his strength! Elite crashes into the mat looking surprised at the power displayed by Ahren! Elite regains his composure as he pulls himself back up! Elite ducks under a Clothesline by Ahren! Elite off the ropes as he comes back… Running Dropkick hits Ahren! Ahren rolls through back up to his feet as Elite comes off the ropes once more! Ahren ducks! Ahren tosses Elite up into the air! And he moves out of the way! Elite falls down crashing into the ring as he holds his gut in pain! Ahren rolling now!
Pierre: Elite back up as Ahren kicks him hard in the gut. Ahren grabs the arm of Chris Elite… CALL TO ARMS CONNECTS!!! Ahren now with his first cover of the match!
Deadprez: All it takes is one!!!
Pierre: NO! CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT! Ahren off the ropes as he connects with a Handspring Dropkick to the face of Chris Elite as he is still on the ground! The crowd boos angrily as Big Mike is shown yelling for Elite to get back up and get his shit together! Ahren grabs Elite but Elite kicks him hard in the gut pushing him away! Elite rolls out of the ring to recover! Smart move by Elite giving himself some distance from his opponent! Elite on the outside as he regains his composure and discusses something with Big Mike. Ahren Fournier not interested in waiting tho!
Deadprez: Ahren Fournier runs off the ropes as he leaps up to the top rope and Springboards to the outside with a Clothesline! Ahren crashes into both Elite and Mike on the outside! Ahren back up quickly as he grabs Elite and tosses him back into the ring! Elite scurries away grabbing the ropes but Ahren stays on him using his knee to choke Elite up on the middle rope! The referee forces Ahren off as Elite grabs his throat in pain trying to regain his breathing. Ahren climbs up to the top rope as Elite recovers… FLYING CROSSBODY BY AHREN!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Pierre: NO! CHRIS ELITE ROLLED THROUGH THE CROSSBODY INTO A PINNING COMBO!
Deadprez: Ahren barely kicks out! Both men exhausted in the ring as they recover. Elite slowly crawls over to Ahren grabbing his arm as he snaps it back up against the mat! Elite now climbing up to the top rope looking to finish things! But Ahren back up as he charges in with a forearm to the face of Elite! Ahren now climbing up the ropes as well!!! Elite struggles as he tries to escape! But Ahren grabs him from behind around the waist!!! AHREN FOURNIER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Ahren absolutely destroying his opponent tossing him all the way across the ring! But I think Ahren hurt himself there too falling back onto his neck! Ahren unable to make the cover as he holds his neck in pain.
Pierre: Ahren stirring as he crawls over to Chris Elite! Ahren slowly back up as he pulls Elite back up as well! Ahren now running off the ropes… PROTECT YA NECK!!! WATCH OUT!!!
Deadprez: But Chris Elite ducks underneath! Ahren Fournier missing with that Clothesline from Hell! HOLY SHIT! AHREN JUST TOOK OUT THE REFEREE WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE! THE REFEREE IS DECEASED!
Pierre: Ahren turns around… BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE!!! THE COVER!!!
Deadprez: The referee is down! Chris Elite is completely distraught! I think he would have had the match won right then and there!
Pierre: Chris Elite now pulling Ahren Fournier back up in the ring!!! Elite signalling to the crowd that he’s going to finish this!!! BUT AHREN WITH A LOW BLOW TO CHRIS ELITE!!!
Deadprez: The referee still down and missed that heinous act by Ahren Fournier! Not this way!!!
Pierre: Ahren Fournier with an arrogant smirk on his face as he sits up in the ring and yells at the crowd that he is the “GOAT”!
Deadprez: Ahren Fournier grabs Chris Elite and pulls him up but Elite stumbles down onto one knee! Ahren now running off the ropes… STORYBOOK ENDING CONNECTS!!! CHRIS ELITE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! AHREN WITH THE COVER!!! The referee crawls to make the count!!!
Pierre: Wait what the hell! Big Mike climbing up onto the apron! Big Mike is in the ring and he’s going to break the cover!!!
Deadprez: Wait who the hell is that!?!?! Someone just slid in the ring and low blowed Big Mike!!! Big Mike keels over in the ring reaching out towards the cover as he is unable to break the pinfall!
Pierre: God dammit! It’s Kassidy Heart! Kassidy Heart just low blowed Big Mike!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNIER!!!!
(“Starboy” by The Weeknd hits as the crowd erupts into boos. Kassidy Heart pulls Ahren up and raises his arm in victory!)
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart just handed Ahren Fournier this victory! What a disgusting trash pile of a woman!
Pierre: Calm down Dead! All Kassidy did was stop Big Mike from interfering! He shouldn’t have been in the ring in the first place!
(Ahren and Kassidy continue to celebrate in the ring as Big Mike is shown checking on Chris Elite.)
Deadprez: Ahren Fournier had enough of Chris Elite mocking him and tonight he has earned some revenge! However this was not without controversy and knowing Chris Elite I am sure this is not the last we have heard of him!
Pierre: Ahren Fournier will now be more than ever convinced he is the GOAT. He just defeated a former World Heavyweight Champion and the man who won the main event of Pain for Pride this year! Not only that but he has a beautiful woman on his arm!
Deadprez: Meh not my type.
Pierre: Really? What is your type?
Deadprez: You are my type <3.
Pierre: Awww dame besos <3
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(No Regards opens back up as we prepare for the next contest)
Fitzpatrick: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Last Man Standing match to determine the number one contender to the EAW Openweight Championship!!!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac hits the speakers but no one comes out)
(Suddenly, TLA drives a low rider out from the side behind the stage and up to the side of the ramp with several Poon Palace girls in the back and Steroid Dawg in the front seat. TLA bounces the hydraulics a bit before stepping up with a foot on top of the windshield and poses for the crowd)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Tlaxcala, Mexico, weighing in at 210 pounds… he is La Pantera Sexual… T! L! A!
(TLA steps out and chains Steroid Dawg next to the car while the Poon girls make their way back to the back. He speaks in the crowd for a moment before making his way up and into the ring as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” fades)
(“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash blasts through the speakers as Cody Marshall makes his way out onto the stage, snarling at the fans)
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 305 pounds… he is the Lethal Weapon… COOOOODDDYYYYYY MMAAARRSSHHAALLLL!!!!
(Cody walks his way down and spits at Steroid Dawg who barks and growls at him)
Pierre: There is no love between these two. Multiple attacks, matches cost, these two have been at each other since the build to their triple threat with Diamond Cage.
(Cody climbs up into the ring, eyes locked on TLA)
Deadprez: Cody blames TLA for costing him the championship. He believes that he should be the champion, but TLA got pinned and cost him.
Pierre: Well the two of them can settle their differences here. The first man to render his opponent unable to stand inside of a ten count gets a shot at Kevin Hunter and the Openweight Championship.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And we are finally gettin going here. Cody tried to rush TLA— WHO PULLS A STEEL PIPE OUT OF HIS TIGHTS! How’d he have that? Did he have that down his tights in the low rider?
Pierre: He would had to have something in his pants that was long, hard, and strong enough to hold the pipe in place!
(Commentary goes silent)
Deadprez: TLA has a huge grin on his face as Cody is now hesitant to rush with TLA holding the pipe in his hands! And now he swings! Cody tried to block but the pipe crashes against his forearm! Cody drops his hands in pain— AND TLA SWINGS THE PIPE ACROSS CODY’S JAW!!!!!! Cody drops to a knee now and he grabs his jaw! TLA brings the pipe down on Cody’s back as the crowd cheers him on! Cody drops to the ground and the referee tries to count but TLA knows he hasn’t done enough yet as he waves the ref off! TLA drops the pipe! He hops up to the top rope! He wants to do as much damage as he can! Lines it up… BURNOUT!!!!!
Pierre: NO! CODY GRABBED THE PIPE AND HELD IT UP! The 360 senton just landed TLA spine first on the steel pipe! TLA is rolling in pain and Cody now slides out of the ring! Cody reaches underneath the ring… he can’t seem to find what he’s looking for?
Deadprez: There’s plenty of s—t down there you oaf! Pick something!
Pierre: Meanwhile TLA is already pulling himself back up, clutching his back! TLA sees Cody distracted with searching under the apron and measures up! PLANCHA!!!
Deadprez: TLA crashes right on top of Cody and both men are down! The ref is slid out the ring and he sees TLA clutching at his back on the floor and Cody laying flat with just his legs sticking out from under the ring! He starts the count!
TLA is rolling to the barricade and Cody is unmoving.
TLA leans himself against the barricade on the ground as Cody’s legs begin to move.
Cody is now sliding back from under the ring and TLA is pressing himself against the barricade as he uses it to help himself up! TLA is back to his feet and Cody Marshall is up to his knees… BUT TLA NOW GRABS HIM FOR A BIG DDT ON THE FLOOR!!! TLA now pouncing on the back of Cody and raining punches and elbows into the back of Cody’s head! Now TLA grabs Cody and pulls him to his knees… DRIVING KNEE RIGHT INTO CODY’S SKULL! And TLA motions for the ref to start counting again as he leans himself against the apron!
Cody is barely moving on the floor!
He begins to blink his eyes and it looks like he remembers where he is now!
Cody now pushing to get his feet under him as he pushes up to his knees!
Cody gets a foot under himself. TLA COMES WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!!
Pierre: NO! CODY CAUGHT IT AND SHOVED TLA BACK! TLA crashes into the ring post as Cody rises to his feet! TLA bounces off the ring post and CODY GETS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! Looking for the Budweiser Slam! Oh! But TLA manages to squirm his way off of Cody’s shoulders! TLA turns around… INTO A BIG BOOT! Cody plants TLA and the ref starts to count again!
But Cody just shoved past the referee! He knows it won’t be enough! Cody now walking around to the other side of the ring as TLA rolls over and tries to get back to his feet! Cody looks under the ring apron again… And he has a big grin on his face! He pulls out what looks to be some form of small toolbox? Cody slides back in the ring with his prize! TLA is now back to his feet and he rolls back into the ring as well! TLA grabs the penis pipe again and looks to charge at Cody! BUT CODY PLANTS THE TOOLBOX RIGHT INTO TLA’S NOSE!!! Oh and TLA is bleeding now! Cody sees the blood now coming from TLA’s face… AND HE GRINDS THE TOOLBOX INTO HIS NOSE! Cody has a sadistic look on his face as he stands up and he opens the toolbox—
Deadprez: OH S—T!!! CODY HAS A PORTABLE NAIL GUN! TLA is still on his back seeing stars as Cody smiles at his weapon of choice! TLA reaches up to feel the blood coming from his nose as CODY NOW STANDS HIS FEET ON TLA’S RIGHT SHOULDER AND WRIST! He reaches done and places the head of the nail gun into TLA’s palm!
TLA: ¡¡¡¡AYYYYYEEEE PUTOOOOO!!!!
Pierre: CODY JUST NAILED TLA’S HAND TO THE RING MAT AND TLA IS IN MAJOR PAIN! But that’s a nail into the wooden planks under the canvas! If TLA can’t get his hand out then he can’t legally stand up to break the ten count!
Deadprez: Cody may be a racist, drunk asshole but damn if he ain’t a genius as well!
Pierre: Cody laughs at the blood beginning to stain the ring under TLA’s hand as he tells the referee to begin the count!
TLA is rolling over and trying to grab the nail with his other hand but it’s too deep!
TLA now twisting himself as he tries to figure a way to his feet!
TLA now up to his knees but still needs to free his hand!
He slips his fingers around the back of his nailed hand and begins to pull, screaming in pain!
Nothings working and now TLA is on his feet with his entire body leaned over to pull at the nail bedded into the mat!
Cody just laughing like a sick monster! As TLA pulls, the blood around his hand pools more!
TLA pulling with everything he has! THE NAIL IS STARTING TO BUDGE! CAN HE GET UT OUT IN TIME?!?
STILL TUGGING! I DON’T THINK HES GONNA MAKE IT!
THE NAIL IS SLOWLY COMING BUT IT NEEDS TO BE OUT NOW!!!
Deadprez: HE DID IT! TLA’s hand flies up and the ref is saying he got it up JUST before the ten count was made! Cody is yelling at the referee and telling him to call the match and says it was a ten count! Livid, Cody walks over and picks up the nail gun again! He turns around…
Pierre: SWAG SHOT! TLA just pimp slapped Cody with his nailed hand! It hurt TLA but Cody is now gashed under his eye because the hand still had the nail in it! This match is a bloody mess! Cody stumbles back into the corner and drops the nail gun! TLA now takes the nail in his hand and yanks it out! Holding it up for the crowd to see!
Deadprez: That’s a bad man.
Pierre: Cody is losing his mind now! He looks like a bull about to— CODY CHARGES! TLA pulls the top rope down and Cody flies over to the outside in front of the ramp! Cody staggers but starts to climb to his feet—
Deadprez: SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE OUTSIDE FROM TLA!!! Cody is knocked back and collided with the barricade! TLA comes now! Lifting knee connects with Cody’s gashed eye! And Cody tumbles back over the barricade and into the crowd! TLA now hops the barricade! Stomping into Cody’s back and just trying to do as much damage as possible! He grabs a folding chair from one of the fans sitting on the floor seats! AND HE CRACKS IT OVER THE TOP OF CODY’S HEAD! Cody now trying to escape somehow and the referee trying to find a way to keep track of the two! Cody now looks like he’s reaching! TLA comes to hit him with the chair again!
Pierre: CODY THROWS A FANS BEER INTO TLA’S FACE! Cody now climbs to his feet as TLA is stunned! Cody grabs another chair and drives it into TLA’s gut! And he cracks it over the top of TLA’s head!
Cody: YOU MADE ME WASTE GOOD BEER!
Fan: But it was my beer…
Deadprez: Cody grabs another beer from a fan! He stands his foot on TLA’s head and pours the beer into his mouth, overflow running down the sides of his face, mixing with the blood from the cut under his eye! He throws the cup down at TLA and now reaches down to grab him around the head and pull him to his feet… AND HURLS TLA UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE NEAR THE RAMP! TLA CRASHES INTO THE LOW RIDER AS HE GOES AND IT DENTS THE DRIVER SIDE DOOR! Cody now steps over the barricade and now takes a look at TLA on the ground and the low rider. He walks over to the front of the car and punched at the front of the hood! Over and over! What is he doing?
Pierre: The hood just popped open! Cody broke the latch! Now he’s walking over to grab TLA and it looks like Cody may have bloodied his knuckles in breaking that latch! Cody drags TLA over to the front of the car! Pulls him up to his feet as the ref finally catches up with them! He snarls and TLA spits at Cody through the blood flowing from his nose! Cody wraps both hands around TLA’s neck—
Deadprez: RAPTURE! The two handed chokeslam plants TLA right into the engine block of the car! And now Cody grabs the hood! HE SLAMS IT DOWN ON TLA’S BODY! Over and over again Cody raises the hood of the car up and crashes it into TLA’s abdomen! Now Cody slams it once more and leans on it! TLA’s feet are off the ground and Cody holds the hood in place! He yells at the ref to count!
TLA starts kicking from underneath! But the Rapture left him without the strength to push against Cody on the hood!
Cody has that vicious grin again! He’s gonna steal the win from TLA!
TLA kicks his feet around trying to reach for Cody and push him off but he can’t hit the mark!
Cody now laughing at TLA!
*BARK! BARK! BARK!*
What was that?!?
Cody looks around frantically for the source of the noise!
STEROID DAWG BITES DOWN HARD INTO THE BACK OF CODY’S LEG!
Cody lets go of the hood and punches Steroid Dawg in the head to make him release! Cody reaches down and feels the torn flesh on his leg!
TLA SLIDES OFF THE ENGINE AND TO HIS FEET ON THE FLOOR! He nearly fell over! Feeling the effects of the Rapture but he looks over and now he sees Cody with his hands on Steroid Dawg!
TLA: ¡ES MI PERRO!
Pierre: Cody turns around INTO A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! And now TLA unleashing punches into Cody and the cut under his eye! The big man is staggered! TLA jumps up! TORNADO DDT ON THE CONCRETE! TLA now climbs onto the top of the low rider and lines up! BURNOUT!!! THE 360 SENTON CONNECTS THIS TIME! And TLA calls for the count!
CODY IS MOTIONLESS!
TLA checks on Steroid Dawg who licks at TLA’s bleeding hand.
Cody blinks his eyes and tries to move his hands!
Cody now teaching out and crawling towards the ramp! Takes a lot to move a body of that size!
Cody reaches up and grabs the stage to help himself up!
Cody up to his knees now AS TLA KICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! TLA now stomping into Cody over and over! Retribution for hitting Steroid Dawg!
Deadprez: BUT CODY JUST CAUGHT HIS LEG AND SHOVED HIM BACK! Cody now uses the ramp again to pull himself back up! And TLA comes again but Cody catches him WITH A FLAPJACK ONTO THE RAMP! TLA landed face first! TLA rolls over clutching his busted nose and tries to get to his feet! But now Cody pulls him up! Both men just covered in each other’s blood now! Cody takes TLA by the back of the head and begins to walk him down the ramp! Cody limps as he goes from the bite from Steroid Dawg! He tried to throw TLA into the ring… BUT TLA HOOKS HIS FOOT AROUND CODY’S HURT LEG AND TUGS AT IT! CODY YELLS AND FALLS FORWARD! OOH! HIS HEAD KNOCKED INTO THE RING APRON! Now TLA has him where he wants him! Lines up… RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES!!
Pierre: BUT CODY GETS TLA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! BUDWEISER SLAM! THE GORILLA PRESS INTO A CUTTER CATCHES TLA’S FEET ON THE RING APRON AND TLA JUST LANDED CHIN FIRST ON THE FLOOR! HES OUT COLD!
TLA isn’t moving! We’re gonna need medical here!!!
Cody now up to his knees after hitting the slam, still moving slow after the punishment he’s taken.
TLA is still motionless! This is it. Just call it.
Cody stands up looking very proud of himself.
Cody rolls into the ring and pulls himself up with the ropes!
TLA WOKE UP! HES TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF!
TLA GRABS THE APRON SKIRT AND PULLS HIMSELF UP!
Cody can’t believe what he seeing and he turns and looks around!
TLA IS UP TO HIS KNEES!
HE’S WOBBLING BUT HE JUST GOT TO HIS FEET! THE REF SAYS HE MADE IT IN TIME! TLA SURVIVES!!!
Deadprez: TLA got heart man. Gotta respect that. Now TLA trying to slap himself awake from the blood loss and he slides into the ring himself! He looks up and rushes at Cody— WHO HAS THE DAMN NAIL GUN AGAIN!!
CODY LEANS IN AND DRIVES A NAIL INTO TLA’S SHOULDER! TLA lets out a scream and he looks up at Cody! Both men bloody messes! Cody approaches again but TLA backing away, looking for something to get the advantage! TLA looks frantic! He slides out the ring to create some distance! Cody slides out and follows suit, limping as he goes! TLA sees Cody following and slides back in again! Now Cody rolls himself into the ring, that leg making it hard to go quickly! Cody stands up— AS TLA PLANTS THE TOOLBOX OF THE NAILGUN INTO CODY’S FOREHEAD! Cody drops the nail gun and stumbles back into the corner! TLA grabs him by the head! RUNNING BULLDOG! OH and now the gash on Cody’s cheek is just flowing blood!
Pierre: But look at TLA! He sees Cody dazed on the ground… AND NOW TLA HAS THE NAIL GUN! He walks over to Cody… AND STICKS THE NAIL GUN IN CODY’S MOUTH!!!
**KA-TACK KA-TACK KA-TACK**
TLA JUST PUT WHAT SOUNDED LIKE THREE NAILS THROUGH CODY’S CHEEK INTO THE WOODEN PLANKS BELOW! TLA leans against the corner!
Cody is still dazed! He doesn’t know what’s going on!
TLA reaches up and pulls the nail out of his shoulder before flicking it to the side
CODY HAS WOKEN UP! HE YELLING AND SCREAMING BUT HE CAN’T LIFT HIS HEAD FROM THE MAT!
CODY SLAMMING HIS FISTS AND KICKING AND SCREAMING!!
CODY GRABBING AT HIS FACE AND TRYING TO LIFT UP!!!
BUT THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH! He can’t keep pulling!
TLA walks over and sets the nail gun on the ground where Cody has to look at it!
Cody yelling and screaming every slur in the book at the item he introduced!
CODY TRIES TO LIFT ONE MORE TIME!
BUT HE CANT!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner, and new number one contender to the Openweight Championship… T! L! A!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” hits as TLA has his hand raised before slumping down to a seated position, watching Cody with a look of relief)
Deadprez: Theses two have brought beating after beating to each other. It’s been nothing short of a war in recent times!
(TLA lays back down and rolls out of the ring as backstage crew members come and try to release Cody from the ring canvas)
Pierre: But now TLA comes out the victor and he moves on to represent Showdown against Kevin Hunter for the Openweight Championship.
(TLA gathers up Steroid Dawg and pats him on the head before they both climb into the damaged low rider and back out of the arena)
(Commercial for a lovely set of French Bistro Bar Stools. Available only at Virus.web)
(We then see another advertisement for Voltage taking place tomorrow night!)
Aaron: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Aaron: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIPP!!
(“Rose In Harlem” By Teyana Taylor hits as Malcolm Jones begins making his entrance donning a custom black and gold attire as he enters to a Mixed Reaction from the crowd)
Aaron: Introducing first the challenger, From Harlem, New York! Weighting in at 230 Pounds!! MAAAAAAAALLLLCOLMMMMMM JONNNESSSSSS..!
Deadprez: Malcolm has been making an attack at HBB and he’s called his shot tonight! He said this is the night he gets that singles title!
Pierre: We know to never count out the Heart Break Boy!
(“Ice Tray” By Quavo blast through the speakers to a loud ovation from the audience as the Heart Break Boy make his way through the curtain donning red attire as he gets halfway down the ramp he does his usual pre-match prayer as more pyro shoots up from the stage behind him)
Aaron: And the champion! from Ferguson Missouri! Weighing in at 220 Pounds!! “The Golden Boy” TTHEEEEE HEAAAARRRTTTTT BREEAAAAAKKKKK BOOOOYYYYYYYY…!
(HBB unstraps the Interwire belt and hands it to the referee who displays it before handing it to the timekeeper)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: Malcolm and HBB meet for a collar and elbow tie up! HBB quickly gaining control of Malcolm Jones as he begins tightening the hold! Malcolm trying to back up into the ropes to break the grasp of the HBB! MJ quickly backing HBB up into the ropes! The referee now getting involved as he is calling for a clean break! MJ DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBB! AND THEN HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! Malcolm grabbing the Heart Break Boy AND HE SLAMS HIS FACE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HBB blocking and instead grabs the head of Malcolm and sends him into the turnbuckle! Malcolm turned around as HBB begins delivering hard open handed knife edge chops to the chest of Jones! HBB and he lights him up with another big Knife Edge Chop! HBB moving Malcolm from the corner to the ropes and he whips him into the ropes!
Deadprez: HBB connects with the atomic drop! And then he floors Malcolm with a big right hand! Jones drops as HBB quickly grabs him back up to his feet.HBB grabbing the arm of Malcolm and sends him into the ropes for an irish whip! Malcolm comes forward with a forearm smash to the face of HBB! HBB though coming back and sends a big right hand over the top to the face of Malcolm! Malcolm pushes forward hooking HBB by the head and sends a BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT JACKING THE JAW OF THE CHAMPION! Malcolm applies a front facelock! AND HE IS GOING FOR A SNAP SUPLEX! HBB blocks the suplex with a punch right into the throat of Jones! And HBB quickly scoops Malcolm up AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM! He slams Jones down hard! HBB now quickly trying to make his way to the top turnbuckle! HE’S GOING FOR THE HEART BREAK ELBOW!! But Jones immediately gets up to his feet AND HE HITS A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPICK KNOCKING HBB DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! Malcolm wasting no time as he grabs HBB by the hair and sends him back inside the ring!
Pierre: Malcolm isn’t done as he waits for HBB who is just getting back up to his feet,AND HE LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Who knows what he could be going for here! HBB though sends his elbow to the side of the jaw of Jones! HBB repeatedly driving his elbow to the jaw of Jones! He drops off his shoulder! Jones turns around HBB looks FOR THE CUTTER!! Jones hooking HBB from behind by his waist! AND HE PLANTS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! Malcolm rising up to his feet as he begins grabbing and pulling HBB up by his hair again, and he hooks his hands around his waist AND HE SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A BEAUTIFUL BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! HBB holding the back of his neck as he was just tossed around this ring by Malcolm Jones!
Deadprez: HBB dazed a little as he backs himself into the corner, BUT JONES RUNS FORWARD FOR A CORNER STINGER SPLASH! HBB MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Jones stops himself before he crashes, HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY HBB! Jones up again, AND HBB FLOORS HIM WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! Jones popping up to his feet quickly as HBB connects with a big right hand, and another big right hand! And he sends a boot to the mid-section of HBB. Front facelock applied, SNAP SUPLEX! HBB slamming the challenger hard into the canvas with that short snap suplex as Jones holds his lower back and HBB makes his way over to HBB and applies a chin lock wearing the challenger down! HBB pulling back on that chin lock as Jones tries punching at the grip of HBB but that is working to no avail! Jones though, begins fighting his way up to his feet, he continues to rise, he’s rising as well as HBB AND Jones DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBB! AND HE DOES IT ONCE MORE TO BREAK THE CHIN LOCK!
Pierre: Jones now connecting with a big right hand to the face of HBB, and then another big right hand! But HBB comes forward with a CHOP! RIGHT HAND BY JONES! CHOP MY HBB!! RIGHT HAND BY JONES! CHOP BY HBB!! Jones GOING OFF AS HE CONTINUES BEATING HBB PUNCH FOR PUNCH, BLOW FOR BLOW HE IS MEETING THE CHAMPION! HBB SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! JONES DUCKS!! PELE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEART BREAK BOY CATCHING HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! HBB knocked but he backs into the ropes, AND MALCOLM RUNS! BUT HBB BACK BODY DROPS JONES OVER THE TOP ROPE AS JONES GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! The Heart Break Boy shaking the cobwebs! AND HE IS SET! AND HBB FLIES OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A PLANCHA CRASHING RIGHT INTO MALCOLM JONES!! And HBB mounting Jones and begins repeatedly punching him right in the face! HBB stopping this assault as he grabs Jones and sends him inside of the ring! HBB in the opposite corner, AND HE BEGINS TUNING UP THE BAND!! HBB STOMPING HIS BOOT INTO THE MAT!! HBB IS THINKING OF PUTTING THIS TO BED WITH THE GOLDPRINT! HE’S WAITING!! HE’S STOMPING!! MALCOLM STIRRING!!! AND HE TURNS!!! RIGHT INTO THE GOLDPRINT!! JONES CATCHES HIS LEG! And HE SPINS HBB AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI!! ALMOST TAKING HIS DAMN HEAD OFF WITH THAT KICK!!
Deadprez: HBB staggered as Jones, he grabs HBB up and places him between his legs! JONES IS GOING FOR THAT FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER! BUT HBB DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AVOIDING THAT! JONES BEATING OVER THE BACK OF HBB SENDING BIG CLUBBING BLOWS OVER HIS SPINE! AND HE MUSCLES HBB UP IN A POWERBOMB! HBB THOUGH PUNCHING AWAY AT THE SKULL OF JONES AS HE’S BEING LIFTED!! HBB DRIVING HIS FIST TRYING TO AVOID THIS!! But Jones RUNS!! RUNNING BUCKLE BOMB AS HE THROWS HBB AND HIS BACK HITS THE CORNER HARD! Jones with a front facelock! Lifting HBB, BRAINBUSTER!! HE MAY HAVE JUST WON THE TITLE WITH THAT BRAINBUSTER!! JONES HOOKS THE LEG!!
Pierre: THE CHAMPION POPS THE SHOULDER UP!! HBB ABLE TO KICK OUT! Jones making his way to the corner, and he’s mocking HBB! JONES IS TUNING UP THE BAND! AND HE CONTINUES STOMPING HIS BOOT MOCKING HBB!! JONES IS GOING TO TRY TO BEAT HBB WITH HIS OWN MOVE!! HBB STIRRING! JONES WAITING, HBB TURNS!! GOLDPRINT BY MALCOLM JONES!! HBB CATCHES IT! YOU CAN’T BEAT THE MASTER!! HBB with a takedown of the leg of Jones, AND HE BEGINS TO APPLY A SHARPSHOOTER! AND HE HAS IT LOCKED IT! SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED!! HBB SITTING ON THE BACK OF JONES AND HE’S TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO TAP OUT!!! JONES DOESN’T WANT TO TAP!! HE REFUSES! BUT HBB!! HBB IS NOT INTENT ON LETTING GO!! JONES CRAWLING! CRAWLING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!! AND HE’S THERE!! HE GETS TO THE ROPES!!! HE GRASP THE ROPES AND HBB BREAKS THE HOLD!
Deadprez: Jones holding his lower back and pulling, rolling himself underneath the bottom rope! HBB making his way over to him as Jones begins rising! HBB TRYING TO PULL HIM IN THE RING! BUT JONES WITH A SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBB!! AND JONES SPRINGBOARDS!! GOLDPRINT HBB CONNECTS!!! AND HE COVERS!!
Pierre: JONES KICKS OUT!!! HBB CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! JONES SURVIVING THE GOLDPRINT!!! HBB LOOKING DOWN AT JONES AND HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE CORNER AGAIN!! HBB TUNING UP THE BAND!! HE’S WAITING!!! HE’S GOING TO END THIS MATCH AND RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! BUT… AS JONES TURNS!! AND HBB GOES FOR THE KICK!! JONES WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!!!! AND HE GRABS HBB UP!! THE L TRAIN!!! FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!!! AND JONES HOOKS THE LEG!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Rose In Harlem” By Teyana Taylor hits as Jones immediately shoots up to his feet and is given the Interwire Championship as he begins to raise it high in the air after snatching it from the referee)
Aaron: HERRREEE IS YOUR WINNNER…. AND NEW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPPIONNN… MALCOLMM JONESSSS…!!
Pierre: HE CALLED HIS SHOT! AND HE CASHED HIS CHECK! AND WE HAVE A BRAND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!
Deadprez: OH YES!! THIS IS AN OMEN OF THINGS TO COME IN OUR MAIN EVENT! BUT THIS IS MALCOLM’S MOMENT, HE HAS THE HEART BREAK BOY’S NUMBER!! AND WE JUST SAW HIM DELIVER!!
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(Camera goes backstage to see Jones with the Interwire Title)
Malcolm: YERRRRRRRRR… HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YALL MY WORD IS BOND, I DONE DROPPED THAT OLD MAN! I’M ALEXANDER, THERE’S NOBODY LIKE ME, I’M THE MOST VICIOUS CHAMPION THERE’S EVER BEEN, HE’S NO ALEXANDER, I’M ALEXANDER, I TOOK HIS HEART, I TOOK HIS TITLE, I AIN’T EATING HIS CHILDREN CAUSE AYE FUCKING YO!
(Jones continues running backstage with the belt yelling at people)
(Camera pans to the locker room of Scott Diamond as we see him staring into the mirror with a beanie on his head as he’s staring intensely at himself)
Pierre: There’s the challenger, a man with his fair share of highs and lows and he finds himself in a position where he’ll have to risk it all to take that championship in the most dangerous structure in the business.
(Camera pans over to Diamond Cage in his locker room donning his custom leather jacket and staring into the EAW Championship)
Pierre: There’s the champion, a man who is no stranger to risking it all and tonight will be no different, we are on our way to an intense clash for the EAW Championship.
Deadprez: Look at Cage kissing that title goodbye!
Pierre: Let’s take a look at how we got to this point.
(“The One You Know” By Alice In Chains hits recapping the rivalry of Diamond Cage Vs. Scott Diamond, highlighting Diamond Cage retaining his EAW Championship against Terry Chambers before being confronted by Scott Diamond and Cage leaving the ring after smirking at Scott Diamond, we look at the following weeks of Showdown as we see Scott Diamond challenge Diamond Cage for the EAW Championship and Cage avoiding the challenge and then the following week Scott challenges Cage again and gives him the chance before laying him out with the Vortex. We finally highlight the final Showdown before No Regards as we see Diamond Cage pick the Hell In A Cell as his stipulation of choice before a final slow motion face off between the two)
(Camera fades right back into the Aloha Stadium with thousands of EAW fans standing on their feet as the Hell In A Cell structure begins to lower slowly)
Deadprez: I’m feeling so many emotions. I’m excited yet I don’t want nobody to die but I’m tired of seeing Cage as the EAW Champion.
Pierre: We are about to get our answer to the big question of who will be the EAW Champion when his horrific affair comes to a close!
(Camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest.. IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! AND IT WILL BE CONTESTED INSIDE HELL IN A CELL!!!
(“Shook Ones” By Mobb Deep hits as an intense Scott Diamond steps out looking as motivated as ever donning a black beanie and his fight shorts with his many different sponsors as he begins pacing back and forth before storming his way down to the ring)
Pierre: A physical specimen like none other, with nothing left to lose he looks as if he’s ready to once again become a World Champion!
Deadprez: This is the perfect setting, and albeit the ‘Perfect Storm’ for Scott Diamond to take that sword he has on his chest and stab it through the heart of Diamond Cage and finally put an end to this misery!
(Scott enters the cell as he looks around before he enters the ring and patiently waits in his corner as the anticipation builds)
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana blast throughout the arena as Diamond Cage begins making his way down to the ring with the EAW Championship strapped around his waist and a dark leather jacket as he continues walking and locking eyes with the challenger)
Deadprez: Deadman walking, he’s been dead on his feet for a minute, defending that EAW title all over the world but still he is the man who picked this hill to die on and I think he’s going to get his wish.
Pierre: It’s only been a short time but this has taken a drastic turn, two of our very best stepping inside of this brutal structure to be the best! To be the Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion!
(Cage looks up to the top of cell before he quickly locks eyes with Scott Diamond and enters the cell and the ring as he raises the belt high into the face of Scott Diamond as his music dies down)
(The referee takes the EAW Championship from Cage as Aaron looks to do the ring introductions)
Aaron:Introducing first, the challenger, From Long Island, New York! Weighting in at 280 Pounds! ‘The Perfect Storm’ SCCCCOTTTTTTTTT DIAAAAAAMONNNNNDDDD..!!
(Scott is giving a death stare to Cage who is sending the stare right back)
Aaron: And next, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. He weighed in tonight at 225 Pounds!…. THIS IS THE CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION!! “EXPLICIT CONTENT”” DIAAAAMONNDDDDD CAAAGGGEEEE…!!!
(The referee holds the EAW Championship for display before handing to the timekeeper)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: And how are we going to start this match? Cage and Scott looking at each other, cold gazes from both men! CAGE! FIRES THE FIRST SHOT! BIG RIGHT HAND! And he follows it up with another big right hand! And now a boot to the mid-section! Cage starting off quick as he runs into the ropes! AND CAGE RUNS FOR A CLOTHESLINE! Scott doesn’t drop! He’s a little staggered, but Cage runs off the ropes again for the added momentum! AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! Scott still won’t go down, we know Scott is the bigger man in this match and that’s proving evident right now! Cage is relentless to know his challenger down as he runs once again! BUT SCOTT CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE CAN SWING!!! HANDS CLASPED AROUND THE WAIST OF DIAMOND CAGE! AND HE SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ALMOST SENDING CAGE DAMN NEAR ACROSS THE RING! Scott just popping up to his feet as Cage begins trying to push himself up as he felt the power of the awesome Scott Diamond, Scott pulling Cage up to his feet before wrapping his hands around the waist of Cage once again! AND HE IS TRYING FOR A SECOND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! But Cage driving his elbow to the point of Scott’s head. Cage repeatedly driving his elbow as he breaks out of the grasp of Scott Diamond! Cage hooking Scott, AND HE FIRES A BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Scott is dazed! Cage though backing up, AND HE RUNS! SCOTT QUICKLY LIFTING CAGE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! OH NO!! WAIT!! ARE YOU KIDDING? THE VORTEX!! HE CONNECTS!! ALREADY? AND HE COVERS HIS LEG!!
Deadprez: CAGE POPS HIS SHOULDER UP! And Scott gets to a knee looking at Cage laying prone on the mat! I thought that was it! I thought he put Diamond Cage away early! Scott though looking as if he doesn’t care Cage kicked out, he’s looking to administer punishment to the EAW Champion no matter what it takes! Cage is favoring his mid-section, that same Vortex is the move that had us all scrambling for jobs. Scott making his way over to Cage as he grabs him up! AND HE SENDS A MMA LIKE KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION AS CAGE IMMEDIATELY DROPS! Scott isn’t done as he grabs Cage up to his feet, front facelock! AND HE SENDS CAGE OVERHEAD WITH A SUPLEX AS CAGE GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT! Scott having his way with Cage as Cage begins making his way to the apron after rolling himself underneath the bottom rope. Cage trying to pull himself up as Scott has himself set in a stance as he’s patiently waiting! Cage rising. AND SCOTT RUNS!!! AND HE SPEARS CAGE THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE AS CAGE’S HEAD AND NECK AND BACK ARE SENT FORCEFULLY INTO THE CELL!! Cage the first victim of feeling this brutal structure! As he falls to the outside floor! Scott making his way to the outside floor! Scott pulling Cage up to his feet, AND HE LIFTS HIM! And SCOTT RUNS DIAMOND CAGE BACK FIRST INTO THE CELL WALL!! Cage drops to a knee! BUT SCOTT ISN’T DONE AS HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS CAGE UP!! WAIST LOCK!! AND SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE UNFORGIVING FLOOR!! Scott Diamond is just beating the hell out of Cage right now and he is closing in on that EAW Championship!
Pierre: Scott grabbing Cage up and he just gorilla presses him and throws him inside the ring! That’s a grown man he just threw inside the ring like a child! Cage is just clawing to the ropes trying to get himself up! Scott however rolling himself inside! Cage backing himself into the corner! Scott see’s blood in the water! AND HE RUNS!! RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CAGE! Cage eats it! He’s in pain as Scott backs up! AND HE RUNS FOR THE SECOND RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST!! BUT CAGE MOVES!! AND SCOTT COLLIDES SHOULDER FIRST WITH THE STEEL RING POST! Scott shouts out in pain as he begins holding that shoulder of his, and tries punching at it trying to knock some feeling into it! As Cage immediately rolling himself outside of the ring, and he goes underneath the ring! AND CAGE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR! Cage runs inside the ring! AND CAGE SWINGS AT THE ARM OF SCOTT DIAMOND! CAGE SEES AN OPENING AND IS FINALLY MOUNTING OFFENSE AS HE AGAIN DELIVERS ANOTHER BRUTAL STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE ARM OF SCOTT! SCOTT SWINGING WILD WITH HIS GOOD ARM BUT CAGE DUCKS!! AND CAGE DRIVING THAT CHAIR INTO THE RIBS OF SCOTT! Scott hunched over as Cage BRINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN HARD OVER THE SPINE OF SCOTT DIAMOND! AND CAGE GOING BALLISTIC AS HE CONTINUES CRASHING THAT CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND! REPEATED CHAIRSHOTS TO THE BACK! Cage just broke the seat of that chair over the back of Scott Diamond, and Cage looks pissed as he throws the broken remains of that chair outside of the ring and leaves the ring once again!
Deadprez: And Cage underneath the ring, AND! OH GOD!! HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR THAT IS COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE! THE VIOLENCE LEVEL IS RAISING AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES TO GO ON! Cage rolling inside the ring, as Scott is pushing himself up off the canvas! AND CAGE! HE BRINGS THAT BARBWIRE CHAIR DOWN OVER THE SPINE OF SCOTT DIAMOND! SCOTT SHOUTING OUT IN PAIN AS CAGE ONCE AGAIN BEGINS TO BRING THAT CHAIR DOWN ONTO HIS SPINE! REPEATED ASSAULT WITH THAT BARBWIRE’S SHARP EDGES CUTTING THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND! Cage finally dropping the damn chair as the damage has been done to the back of Scott Diamond! Look at the cuts on his back, and the welts forming on the back of Scott! Cage has violently fought his way back into this match! Cage making his way outside the ring and begins climbing the top rope! Cage climbing up! BUT SCOTT!! POPS UP TO HIS FEET!!! AND SPRINTS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE HURLS CAGE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! SCOTT JUST HAD A BURST OF ENERGY AND JUST MADE CAGE PAY!! Cage sent halfway across the ring! Both men in some kind of pain here, it hasn’t been pretty but I feel we are just getting started! Scott gingerly rising! And Cage getting up as well, as both men lock eyes, AND THEY MEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! TRADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! CAGE! SCOTT! CAGE! SCOT!! CAGE!!! SCOTT!! BOTH MEN GOING AT EACH OTHER ALL FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!
Pierre: CAGE GETTING THE UPPER HAND AS HE CONTINUES TO TAG SCOTT WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! AND THEN A BODY SHOT! AND A BIG RIGHT HAND! CAGE WITH A BACKHAND SLAP! AND THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH ANOTHER BACKHAND SLAP! AND CAGE GOES FOR THE DECAPITATING LARIAT!!! BUT SCOTT DUCKS UNDERNEATH FOR A WAIST LOCK BEHIND CAGE!! AND HE DROPS CAGE ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! Scott has his hands locked around the waist of Cage as he rises with Cage once again, he rises up. AND SCOTT ONCE AGAIN PLANTS DIAMOND CAGE ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK! SCOTT ISN’T DONE!! HE RISES WITH CAGE ONCE AGAIN!!! AND DROPS HIM WITH THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!! SCOTT STILL ISN’T LETTING GO!!! HE’S RISING WITH CAGE ONCE AGAIN!! AND HE DROPS DIAMOND CAGE RIGHT ON HIS SKULL FOR THE FOURTH SUPLEX!!! SCOTT ISN’T FINISHED!! OH MY GOD, HOW MANY SUPLEXES IS HE GOING TO DELIVER!! HE LIFTS CAGE UP, CAGE IS DEAD ON HIS DAMN FEET!! AND SCOTT LIFTS HIM HIGH!! AND HE FINALLY RELEASES ON THE FIFTH GERMAN SUPLEX PLANTING CAGE’S SKULL INTO THE CANVAS!! Scott Diamond popping up to his feet and lets out a loud scream! Scott looks as if he’s been unleashed! He mounts Diamond Cage! AND SCOTT!! HE BEGINS DRIVING HIS ELBOW ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF CAGE!! REPEATEDLY! SCOTT USING THOSE VIOLENT CAGE FIGHTING ELBOWS!!! AND HE’S CUT CAGE OPEN!! CAGE IS SPLIT OPEN AFTER ONE OF THOSE ELBOWS!! And Scott finally is done! Scott looking at the blood on his forearm, and he wipes it on his chest! And Scott is screaming for Cage to get up to his feet! This could be the end, we’ve seen Cage bleed so many times but Scott has beat the hell out of Cage in this match and he doesn’t look like he wants to stop until he has that EAW title!
Deadprez: Cage is meeting his end! Scott patiently waiting as the champion is pulling himself up! Bloodied up, as Scott is chomping at the bit! CAGE TURNS!! AND SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! HE JUST KICKED CAGE’S SKULL DAMN NEAR OFF HIS BODY!!! Scott Diamond falls to the cover!
Pierre: DIAMOND CAGE KICKS OUT!!! DIAMOND CAGE POPPING HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! Scott Diamond looking as if he’s growing more and more frustrated! He grabs Diamond Cage and pulls him in between his legs before he lifts him! AND HE SLAMS CAGE DOWN FOR A POWERBOMB!!! AND SCOTT ISN’T DONE!! HE LIFTS CAGE ONCE AGAIN!!! AND HE POWERS HIM DOWN!!! JESUS THIS IS UNGODLY STRENGTH AS HE ONCE AGAIN POWERS DIAMOND CAGE UP!! AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT POWERBOMB!!! Scott Diamond looking down at Cage, before he grabs him up to his feet! He grabs Cage. AND HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! SCOTT DIAMOND GOING FOR ANOTHER VORTEX LIKE HE HIT EARLIER IN THE NIGHT!!! SCOTT SPINS!!! BUT CAGE SOMEHOW DROPS TO HIS FEET! AND HE BEGINS TRYING TO WRESTLE SCOTT DIAMOND DOWN TO THE MAT!! CAGE IS WRESTLING SCOTT DOWN!!! HE HAS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS SOMEHOW!!! AND CAGE APPLIES THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! CROSSFACE APPLIED!!! CAGE PULLING BACK!! AND WE KNOW CAGE IS WILLING TO SNAP THE NECK OF SCOTT DIAMOND TO RETAIN THAT EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! SCOTT CLAWING!! THERE’S NO ROPE BREAKS!! HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS!!
Deadprez: CAGE PULLING BACK WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!! HE’S YELLING AT SCOTT DIAMOND TO TAP!! BUT SCOTT SURE AS HELL ISN’T GOING TO GIVE UP LIKE THAT EITHER!!! CAGE PULLING BACK!!! BLOOD DOWN HIS FACE!!! BUT CAGE!! SCOTT BEGINS RISING!! HE’S MUSCLING CAGE UP!!! HE’S RISING WITH CAGE IN HIS GRASP!!! AND HE DROPS CAGE WITH A SIDE WALK SLAM BREAKING THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Scott holding that shoulder from earlier, But he begins rising, as is Cage! SCOTT PICKING CAGE UP!! AND HE SENDS HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM!! The impact of that move sends Diamond Cage flying as he rolls outside of the ring! Scott Diamond looking around and he notices Cage crawling towards the steps! Scott making his way out of the ring! AND HE RUNS!!! SCOTT RUNNING AROUND THE RING!!! BEFORE HE HAS CAGE IN HIS SIGHTS!!! RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK!! CAGE SIDE STEPS AND SENDS SCOTT DIAMOND CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Cage rolling himself inside the ring saving himself from a near collision! Scott favoring what has to be a separated shoulder from what we’ve seen here tonight! Cage though see’s Scott rising, AND CAGE. HE RUNS!!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!! Cage using his body as a weapon! As he runs inside the ring again! AND HE RUNS RIGHT BACK OUT FOR A SUICIDE DIVE INTO SCOTT DIAMOND!! Cage grabbing Scott and sends a big forearm to the face, AND CAGE GRABBING SCOTT AND SENDS HIM CRASHING FACE FIRST INTO THE CELL WALL!! Cage once again SMASHES SCOTT’S FACE INTO THE CELL!! Cage making his way over to the steel steps! And he begins uncovering it! Cage wants to use the top half as a weapon! Cage lifting it up as he waits for Scott Diamond to get up to his feet!
Pierre: Cage waiting for Scott to turn around! CAGE LIFTING THOSE STEPS!!! AND HE TRIES TO USE IT AS A WEAPON!! BUT SCOTT CATCHES THE STEPS WITH HIS HANDS!!! HE HOLDS IT AND RIPS IT AWAY FROM CAGE!! AND SCOTT THROWS THE STEEL STEPS AT THE SKULL OF CAGE KNOCKING HIM DOWN!! Scott punching at his shoulder repeatedly trying to knock feeling into it! Scott making his way past Cage and begins muscling up the bottom half of those steel steps! AND HE SENDS IT INSIDE THE RING!! Scott Diamond grabbing Cage and he rolls him inside the ring, Scott following! Scott climbing the bottom step he brought inside the ring! And he pulls Cage by his shirt up to the step! Scott Diamond with a front facelock! AND HE LIFTS CAGE FOR THE DEAD LEVEL DDT!! BUT CAGE BLOCKS! SPINS OUT OF SCOTT’S GRASP!! AND CAGE SENDS A SKULL STAGGERING HEADBUTT!! Cage knocks himself loopy though, AND SCOTT DIAMOND LIFTS CAGE OH MY GOD!!!! THE HEADBUTT DIDN’T EVEN FAZE SCOTT!! HE LIFTS CAGE HIGH!!! VORTEX ON THE BOTTOM STEEL STEPS!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! WE MAY HAVE CROWNED A NEW EAW CHAMPION!! Scott hooking the leg!
Deadprez: CAGE!!! SOMEHOW MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!! CAGE I CAN’T BELIEVE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT! AND NEITHER CAN SCOTT!! HE LOOKS LIKE WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO NOW TO THIS MAN! Scott looking at the bloody champion, and he’s yelling at Cage.
Scott: STAY DOWN!!
Pierre: AND SCOTT WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL OF CAGE!
Scott: I’M NOT LIKE ANY CHALLENGE YOU’VE EVER HAD!
Pierre: SCOTT WITH ANOTHER BOOT!
Scott: FIGHT ME CAGE! COME ON, GET UP UP!
Pierre: SCOTT GRABBING CAGE, AND HE SLAPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AS CAGE DROPS AGAIN! Scott rolling outside of the ring, and he SLIDES OUT A TABLE!! SCOTT WITH A TABLE AS HE PUSHES IT INSIDE THE RING! AND SCOTT BEGINS SETTING THE TABLE UP!! SCOTT SETS THAT TABLE UP!! And he begins pulling Cage, BUT CAGE WITH A LOW BLOW!!!
Deadprez: DIRTY MOVE!!
Pierre: THERE’S NO RULES AND YOU KNOW THAT!!! Cage grabbing the Barbwire Chair from earlier, AND HE SMASHES THAT CHAIR OFF THE HEAD OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! SCOTT IS LAYING PRONE ON THE TABLE!! And Cage, slowly, BUT HE BEGINS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP!! CAGE UP!! HE HAS THE BARBWIRE CHAIR IN HAND!!! AND CAGE!! HE TUCKS THE CHAIR UNDERNEATH HIS ARM! AND HE JUMPS!!! HE BRINGS THE BARBWIRE CHAIR DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! AND CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AS WELL!!! OH MY!!! CARNAGE! DESTRUCTION!! ALL FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!! CAGE CRAWLS!! AND HE COVERS SCOTT!!! CAGE MAY HAVE JUST SLAYED THE AWESOME SCOTT DIAMOND!!
Deadprez: YES!! SCOTT KICKS OUT!!! SCOTT REFUSING TO DIE AS WELL!! AND CAGE IS JUST WINDED ON THE CANVAS! HE’S LOSS A LOT OF BLOOD, HE’S BEEN SUPLEXED, DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!! He’s dead to rights! We are witnessing it! Cage though, he isn’t done, Cage crawling outside of the ring! And he, HE PULLS OUT A BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT!! CAGE HAS A BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT!! WE KNOW WHAT HE CAN DO WITH THAT! LOOK OUT SCOTT!! Cage looking at the bat as if he’s possessed! Cage crawling inside the ring, AND HE CHOKES UP ON THAT BAT!! AND HE’S WAITING FOR SCOTT DIAMOND TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! CAGE DARING SCOTT DIAMOND TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! SCOTT GINGERLY GETTING UP! SLOWLY BUT SURELY!! LOOK OUT!! CAGE IS WAITING! SCOTT TURNS!! CAGE SWINGS!! BUT HE MISSES!! CAGE MISSED THE DAMN SWING!! AND HE DROPPED THE BAT!! AS SCOTT LATCHES ONTO HIM!! KIMURA!!! KIMURA LOCK APPLIED!! HE COULD BREAK CAGE’S ARM RIGHT HERE!! HE HAS HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND THE BODY OF CAGE!! CAGE SOMEHOW STANDING AS THE 280 POUNDER IS ON HIM TWISTING HIS ARM!! CAGE!!! HE ISN’T GOING TO TAP!!! BUT SCOTT WILL BREAK HIS ARM!!
Scott: I WILL BREAK YOUR DAMN ARM!! GIVE IT UP!!
Cage: DO IT!!
Pierre: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! THIS IS TOO GRAPHIC! CAGE IS DARING SCOTT TO BREAK HIS DAMN ARM!! AND SCOTT!! A BIT HESITANT!! BUT HE TWISTS THE ARM IN A CRAZY ANGLE!! I THINK HE DID IT!! SCOTT MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN CAGE’S ARM!!! HE JUST TWISTED IT A DIFFERENT WAY!!! OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS BRUTAL!! WE MAY HAVE JUST WITNESSED A MAN GETTING HIS ARM BROKEN RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES!! Scott still won’t let go, CAGE IS IN IMMENSE PAIN!! CAGE IS HURTING!!! BUT HE WON’T QUIT!!! CAGE STILL HAS SCOTT ON HIM, AND HE COULD HAVE A BROKEN ARM!! CAGE!! HE LOOKS AT THE BOTTOM HALF OF THOSE STEPS!! AND CAGE RUNS!! AND FALLS FORWARD AS THE BACK OF SCOTT’S HEAD HITS THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS!! AND THAT BREAKS THE KIMURA!! OH MY GOD!! I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT CAGE HAS SURVIVED THE KIMURA LOCK! Cage holding his arm! I think it’s broken, I’m sure it is now! Cage looking like he doesn’t want to put any pressure on it! Cage exiting the ring. AND HE LOOKS AT THAT RING POST!! AND CAGE! CAGE RUNS!! CAGE RUNS HIS OWN DAMN SHOULDER INTO THE POST!! KNOCKING SOME FEELING INTO THAT ARM!! Scott however recovering out here! As Cage is on the outside, Scott rolling out as well! He quickly grabs the top half of those steps!! AND SCOTT!! KNOCKS THE UNSUSPECTING CAGE DOWN WITH THE STEPS TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: Scott.. He grabs Cage! AND SCOTT LIFTS CAGE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HE LAWN DART THROWS CAGE!!! CAGE COLLIDING FACE FIRST WITH THE DOOR OF THE CELL!! Scott isn’t done, lifting Cage once again! ON HIS SHOULDERS!! SCOTT RUNS CAGE WITH A POWERSLAM RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE CELL!! THEY’VE BROKEN THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE CELL!!! Cage laying on the broken door as Scott Diamond rises up and begins having a sick smirk on his face, and he’s’ pacing back and forth waiting for Cage who is barely getting to his feet! Cage rising, I can’t believe this, I don’t understand how he is moving but Scott is going to end his ass right now! Scott grabbing Cage! AND SCOTT LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! BUT CAGE HOLDS ONTO THE CELL!!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS CLIMBING!! DIAMOND CAGE IS SCALING THE HELL IN A CELL!! IT’S LIKE HE’S RUNNING FROM SCOTT!! CAGE SCALING! CAGE!!! SCOTT TRYING TO GRAB HIM DOWN BUT CAGE WITH HIS BOOT TO THE FACE OF SCOTT AND HE’S CLIMBING!! HIGH!!!
Pierre: I don’t like this, I don’t like this at all. Cage HE’S AT THE TOP OF THE CELL!! DIAMOND CAGE IS AT THE TOP!!! AND HE’S LOOKING AT SCOTT!!! CAGE LOOKING DOWN AND HE’S CHALLENGING SCOTT DIAMOND TO CLIMB UP AND FIGHT HIM! HE’S DARING HIM!!! DON’T DO IT! SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET SERIOUSLY HURT! THIS ISN’T WHAT SHOWDOWN NEEDS!! AND SCOTT!!! HE BEGINS CLIMBING AS WELL!!! SCOTT CLIMBING, THIS IS A DANGEROUS SITUATION! WE’VE SEEN MEN GET THROWN OFF THAT VERY CELL, GO THROUGH THE ROOF OF THAT VERY CELL!!! THIS IS INSANE!! CAGE PREPARING HIMSELF! SCOTT IS AT THE TOP NOW! AND CAGE AND SCOTT BEGIN TRADING RIGHT HANDS!! CAGE AND SCOTT FIGHTING ON TOP OF THE CELL! CAGE WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!!! AND HE’S TRYING TO LIFT SCOTT!! HE’S GOING FOR CRADLE TO THE GRAVE ON TOP OF THE CELL!!! HE’S GOING TO PILEDRIVER SCOTT’S HEAD RIGHT THROUGH THAT DAMN CELL!!
Deadprez: SCOTT BACK BODY DROPS DIAMOND CAGE ON TOP OF THE CELL!!
Deadprez: Jesus the cell roof is caving in! Cage holding his lower back as Scott grabs him up. AND SCOTT!! HE THROWS DIAMOND CAGE OFF THE CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAGE STOPPING HIMSELF!!!! AND HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! SCOTT IS PUSHING CAGE!! SCOTT DOESN’T CARE HOW HE HAS TO DO IT BUT IT’S GOING TO GET DONE!! HE IS PUSHING CAGE!!! THAT’S A 20 FT DROP!!!! CAGE WITH HIS ELBOW TO THE FACE OF SCOTT!! AND SCOTT MOVES!!! CAGE RUNNING AT SCOTT!! BUT SCOTT WITH HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF CAGE!! Cage staggered, and he’s backing up, NEAR THE EDGE!! CAGE IS NEAR THE EDGE OF THE CELL! AND SCOTT GRABS CAGE!!! AND A SICKENING HEADBUTT!!! CAGE IS ABOUT TO FALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! CAGE!! SCOTT ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! AND LOOK! NOO INCOMING!!! CAGE DROPS FROM 20FT IN THE AIR THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! THAT FALL HAD TO KILL HIM! THAT’S IT!!! CAGE IS FINISHED!!! CAGE IS DONE!!!! END THE DAMN MATCH!!! HE IS NOT SURVIVING THAT FALL!!
(Crowd is shown losing their minds as Cage is laying in the rubble a bloodied mess as ringside officials begin trying to tend to Cage as Scott continues to look on)
Pierre: Cage… He isn’t moving! And it’s getting worse because now the ringside officials are throwing up that dreaded X symbol.. This is not a good sign folks, Scott standing up as he begins looking down and they begin to bring out the stretcher.
Deadprez: This isn’t fair! Scott can’t even pin him and take that belt! Scott CLIMB DOWN AND GRAB HIS ASS!
Pierre: Scott maybe in shock himself.
(They begin putting the neckbrace on Cage as Cage is still unresponsive and then they lift Cage and begin placing him on the backboard)
Deadprez: Shit happens. But this shit isn’t good for our live audience who wants a decisive winner!
Pierre: Yeah this is a sad, sad.
Pierre: NO WAY!! LOOK!! CAGE RISING OFF THAT BACKBOARD!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! WHAT ARE WE WITNESSING!! CAGE RISING OFF THE BACKBOARD!! AND HE’S RIPPING THAT NECKBRACE OFF!!! THEY WERE TRYING TO STRAP HIM IN AND THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP CAGE FROM GETTING UP!!! CAGE!!! CAGE FIGHTING THE OFFICIALS!! HE THROWS ONE OF THEM INTO THE CELL!! AND FLOORS THEM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! HOW IS HE MOVING!! CAGE IN SO MUCH PAIN BUT REFUSES TO HAVE THIS MATCH END LIKE THIS!!! THIS CROWD CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! SCOTT LOOKS ON!! AND CAGE IS CLIMBING THE CELL!! HE’S GOING RIGHT BACK UP TO THE TOP OF THE CELL!! NO!!! NO!!! THIS ISN’T WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW!!! ALL OF THIS FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP?
Deadprez: THIS IS WHAT THIS COMPANY WAS BUILT ON, BLOOD AND GUTS, WITHOUT THE BLOOD AND GUTS WE DON’T LAST ALMOST A DECADE! AND I DON’T LIKE THE GUY BUT HE HAS A LOT OF BALLS GOING BACK UP THERE AFTER BEING THROWN OFF!!! CAGE SLOWLY CLIMBING, HE’S IN SO MUCH PAIN EVERY TIME HE GOES UP IT HURTS!! BUT CAGE!! HE’S UP THERE!! AND SCOTT IS LOOKING ON!! CAGE UP TO A KNEE AND GETS TO HIS FEET STAGGERING!! AND CAGE WALKS TO SCOTT!! BUT SCOTT QUICKLY LIFTS CAGE ON HIS SHOULDERS!! SCOTT IS GOING TO VORTEX CAGE BUT CAGE!! HE SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDERS BEHIND SCOTT!!! COQUINA CLUTCH!!! CAGE WITH THE REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! ON TOP OF THE CELL!!
Pierre: CAGE IS CHOKING SCOTT OUT!!! CAGE IGNORING THE PAIN AND JUST TRYING TO PUT SCOTT AWAY!!! CAGE SOMEHOW BACK IN THIS FIGHT AND THIS AUDIENCE IS ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS!!!! SCOTT!!! NO!!! SCOTT FALLS BACKWARDS!!! AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING DOWN THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CELL!!!! OH MY GOD THE CARNAGE!!!
Deadprez: NEITHER MAN IS MOVING!!! NEITHER MAN!! WAIT!! SCOTT IS SITTING UP!!! SCOTT SITTING UP!!! CAGE IS STILL DOWN!! CAGE JUST SITS UP AS WELL!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY APPLIES THE COQUINA CLUTCH ONCE AGAIN!! CAGE SQUEEZING!!! PULLING!!!! AND SCOTT!!! SCOTT IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS!! CAGE FELL TO HIS BACK AND NOW HE HAS SCOTT PRONE!!! HE’S CHOKING HIM OUT!! SCOTT IS FADING!!! SCOTT!!! NO!!! COME ON!! SCOTT IS PASSING OUT!!
PIERRE: AND CAGE!!! THE INTENSITY OF THE EAW CHAMPION!!! I CAN’T!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW HE IS STILL IN THIS!!! THE REFEREE CHECKING SCOTT!! HE RAISES THE ARM OF SCOTT!! IT FALLS!!! HE’S RAISING IT A SECOND TIME!!!! CAGE IS JUST RELENTLESS!! AND THE ARM FALLS ONCE AGAIN!! THE REFEREE RAISING IT ONCE AGAIN!! AND THAT’S IT!! IT DROPS!!! ONE MORE TIME AND CAGE RETAINS!! THE REFEREE RAISES IT!!! AND…… IT!!! DROPS!!! CAGE RETAINS!! CAGE RETAINS!!!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hits to LOUD cheers from the crowd as Diamond Cage is out winded and so is Scott Diamond as the referee is trying to raise his hand but Cage is just passed out)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: ANDDD HEREEE IS YOUR WINNERRR… AND STILLL THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION!!! DIAAAAMONNDDDD CAAAAAGGGEEEEE…!!
Deadprez: I DON’T KNOW HOW!! BUT THAT WAS SOME SHIT RIGHT THERE!!
Pierre: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE’VE SEEN, IT WAS BRUTAL, IT WAS BLOODY, IT WAS BARBARIC!! BUT CAGE HAS DONE IT!! HE’S RETAINED HIS TITLE ONCE AGAIN AGAINST THE AWESOME SCOTT DIAMOND!!! A TRUE WARRIOR BOTH THESE MEN ARE AND LOOK AT THIS CROWD APPLAUDING THIS PERFORMANCE!!
(Medical personnel is shown entering the Cell as Cage is down and they begin trying to get Cage out of the ring)
Pierre: At what cost did this man really just go to retain that title, we know how much Cage loves to be the champion but this, this is a sight we are too familiar with!
(The crowd continues chanting as Diamond Cage is helped up the ramp and Scott Diamond gingerly gets up and he begins looking around as the audience cheers him on with a standing ovation)
Deadprez: Where does he? Where does Cage, where do we all go from No Regards?
Pierre: All of that will be answered but not tonight, goodnight ladies and gentleman!
(One last final shot of Scott hanging over the ropes looking at the audience and then we see Cage getting taken backstage bloodied and all before he is confronted by Ahren Fournier who is flanked by Kassidy Heart)
Ahren: I’ll be seeing you real soon, Cage.
(Camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)