Fight Grid
(The camera opens up to an object in the sky with darkness all around it; too bright to see)
“Chaos… Isn’t a pit.”
(The camera focuses on the object to reveal the EAW World Heavyweight Championship… The camera slowly zooms out to reveal a Ladder set up beneath it)
“Chaos is a ladder.”
(Tyler Parker is seen at the bottom of the ladder looking up and bows his head in disappointment)
“Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again… The fall breaks them.”
(“The Legendary” Sekaiichi is seen at the bottom of the ladder now with a blank expression)
“And some are given the chance to climb… But they refuse.”
(Jaywalker and Impact are seen at the bottom of the ladder)
“They cling to the Realm…”
(The Heart Break Boy is seen at the bottom of the ladder)
“Or the Gods…”
(Cameron Ella Ava is seen at the bottom of the ladder)
“Or love.
(A man’s hand begins to climb the ladder)
“Illusions.”
(The man continues to climb)
“Only the ladder is real.”
(The camera shows the ladder from its side as Hades The Hellraiser and Zack Crash stare down from the top of it with the World Heavyweight Championship hanging between them)
“The climb is all there is.”
(Camera cuts to No Regards graphics are shown as “Fire, Fire” by Heaven’s Basement begins to play)
Narrator: AND NOW…. EAW SHOWDOWN PRESENTS….. THE FOURTH ANNUAL NO REGARDS!!!
(Camera cuts to the United Center in Chicago, Illinois as fire red pyro explodes all over the stage and all around the top of the arena before one big grand finale explosion… The sound of “Fire, Fire” by Heaven’s Basement plays loudly all throughout the arena as the camera cuts to the rabid Chicago crowd cheering and holding up signs)
WWEFan: TO QUOTE A FRIEND OF MINE…. BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! IT’S NO REGARDS!! IT’S FINALLY HERE!! ALL OF THE WEEKS WE’VE SPENT TO GET HERE COME FULL CIRCLE IN A MASSIVE WAY TONIGHT!! GODS WILL BE CHALLENGED!! CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE DEFENDED!! CAREERS WILL BE MADE! LEGENDS WILL DIE! LIVES WILL CHANGE!!
Mak: Jesus Christ, Fan, calm down before you have a freakin’ aneurysm! I’m as excited as you are, but you need to calm the Hell down! Tonight is gonna be a HUGE night in the history of Showdown and that’s something I’m certain of, but let’s not even waste any further time! Let’s get RIGHT to the action! LET’S DO DIS!!
(Video package plays for the rivalry between the Quintessential Trailblazers and Dynamite Rain; highlighting Dynamite Rain’s rise as Tag Team Champions, the formation of the Quintessential Trailblazers, the controversial end to their Mid-Summer Massacre match, and their Showdown non-title rematch)
(Camera cuts to the announcer in the middle of the ring as a Unified Tag Team Championship graphic appears on the screen)
Announcer: THIS OPENING CONTEST WILL BE HELD UNDER LUCHA LIBRE RULES…. AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!….
(“Fire In Your Eyes” by Chase and Status plays all throughout the arena as the Quintessential Trailblazers confidently make their way out to the stage dressed in matching black and gold attire)
Announcer: First, the challengers!….. Weighing in at a combined weight of 466 pounds!…. THE TEAM OF…. “THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION”, Y2IMPACT…. “THE TRAILBLAZER”, JAYWALKER…. THEY ARE THE QUINTESSENTIAL TRAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLBBBBBLLLLAAAAAZZZEEERRSSS!!!….
WWEFan: What a huge way to start off the night as it seems we’re going to have a big match to settle this ongoing feud between these two men and the Tag Team Champs that spawned from arrogance and disloyalty to EAW and following a multitude of controversial moments between both parties, we find ourselves here… The Quintessential Trailblazers look ready to go!
(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as Dynamite Rain make their way out to the stage with looks of confidence and both dressed in Japanese-oriented attire in white and silver colors; as well as their Championship gold around their waists)
Announcer And their opponents, accompanied by Poison!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 413 pounds!…. THE TEAM OF…. “SEXY DYNAMITE”, GI STYLES…. “THE RAINMAKER” CARLOS ROSSO…. THEY ARE THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!…. DYNAMITE RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!….
Mak: This is absolutely a huge way to start off the night and you could practically consider this to be a main event, but I digress. You can tell that both of these teams have Championship gold only on their mind and they’re willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it if it’s the last thing they do. Bear in mind that this Lucha Libre rules match WILL have a 20-second count out, disqualifications, traditional tags, AND tags via leaving the ring…
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Both teams now staring down as the Referee does his best to keep the opposing sides in check here… Of course, a disqualification or count out will earn a victory, but it will not cause the Tag Titles to change hands, so the Quintessential Trailblazers better keep that in mind before doing anything rash… Looks as though Carlos Rosso and Impact are gonna start this one off as their partners get to their respective corners… IMPACT WITH AN IMMEDIATE DROPKICK INTO CARLOS! Carlos is sent flying back into his team’s corner as GI is nearly caught in the crossfire between his partner and the designated opponent! Carlos looks none too happy with that, but Impact couldn’t give a damn after what transpired on Dynasty! Impact is egging Carlos on! Carlos looks as though he’s not going to let him goad him into a possible trap as he–CARLOS EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A RUNNING KNEE! IMPACT JUST BARELY SIDESTEPS IT! He sends Carlos dropping skull-first into the canvas from behind! Impact immediately nailing Carlos with a face wash! Carlos immediately getting back to his feet, but he’s definitely hurt! Impact sends him backing up all the way into the nearest corner… OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE CHEST! Now a knife-edge chop connects as Carlos is lit up! Carlos with a headbutt to the skull of Impact! Impact fires back with another big knife-edge chop to the chest of Carlos! Impact swings with a right hand, but Carlos ducks it and follows up with a shoulder thrust into Impact! These two men have quickly switched places with one another as Carlos now lays into his trapped opponent with all he’s got; from hard shots to powerful knees!
Mak: Impact rakes the eyes of Carlos! Carlos now backpedaling into the middle of the ring! IMPACT EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! CARLOS WITH A BLIND SWING OF HIS RIGHT HAND! CRUCIFIX PIN ATTEMPT ON CARLOS FROM IMPACT AS HE DODGES!!!
Referee: ONE!….. TWO!!!
WWEFan: Kick out from Carlos as he scrambles to get back to his feet! Carlos stumbles into his corner as he tags in GI Styles! GI leaps over the ropes and charges! Impact ducks a clothesline from GI! CARLOS DROPS IMPACT WITH A LARIAT! GI COVERS IMPACT!!
Referee: ONE!!!…….
Mak: Kick out from Impact! GI immediately catching a struggling Impact with a headlock as Jaywalker now cheers on his partner from their corner.. The crowd is firmly behind the Quintessential Trailblazers as GI continues to apply pressure to this headlock on Impact… Jaywalker cheering him on! Impact is slowly rising back to his feet as GI does everything he can to keep him down! Impact’s fighting back! Big elbow to the gut of GI! Another big elbow! Impact sends GI off–No! GI’s not having it as he firmly keeps that headlock in on his opponent! IMPACT COUNTERS! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! GI breaks the headlock as he rolls off the back of Impact! BIG KICK TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL! Impact turns around! He’s met with an open-hand chop to the face! Another slap across the face! Another slap! GI UNLOADING ON IMPACT WITH THOSE RAPID-FIRE HANDS TO THE FACE OF IMPACT! ROLLING BACKFIST! IMPACT IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS IT CONNECTS! GI PULLS HIM IN–NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! IT CONNECTS AS GI BRIDGES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!……. TWO!!!!!
WWEFan: JAYWALKER DROPS AN ELBOW INTO THE BODY OF GI! Impact now rolling to the outside and that IS as good as a traditional tag, ladies and gentlemen, as Jaywalker is now the legal man! Poison continues to cheer on her boys as Jaywalker repeatedly lays into a downed GI with a multitude of forearms! GI is doing everything he can to defend himself! Jaywalker gets to his feet now as he drags GI back to a vertical base! HE SENDS GI CRASHING INTO THE RING POST SHOULDER-FIRST! Jaywalker now pulling GI out as he seems to be setting him up for something big… WHEELBARROW GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! HE BRIDGES FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!
Mak: Carlos pulls GI out of the cover as an angered Jaywalker hurries back to his feet! He’s met with a big forearm to the face from Carlos! A big forearm from GI! DOUBLE-TEAM KICK FROM DYNAMITE RAIN AS THEY SANDWICH THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker is sent falling to the outside and through the ropes! Jaywalker is doing his damnedest to keep on his feet as he uses the apron to aid him… Both members of the Quintessential Trailblazers now on the outside here as GI connects with a baseball slide into Jaywalker! Impact is up in front now AS CARLOS HAS HIMSELF READY! FLYING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!! NO! HE’S CAUGHT! IMPACT SHOWING IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH AS HE CATCHES CARLOS! LOOK OUT!! SENTON PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO IMPACT FROM GI STYLES!! GI is quickly back to his feet–But he’s driven into the apron, courtesy of Jaywalker! The Referee has restarted the 20 count to get back into the ring as Jaywalker sends GI spine-first into the barricade with a hip toss now! Carlos is back to his feet as he catches Jaywalker with a knee straight to the kidneys!
Referee: FOUR!……. FIVE!!…….. SIX!……
WWEFan: Carlos and Jaywalker just trading shots now! Neither man letting up for even a second! Rights and lefts flying everywhere between these two competitors! Jaywalker manages to gain the upperhand with an elbow right upside the skull of Carlos! JAYWALKER NOW… SUPLEX! No! Poison pulls Carlos down from the suplex position before it can connect! Jaywalker looks like he’s none too pleased with that as he turns to Poison! LOOK OUT! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM CARLOS!! JAYWALKER BOUNCES OFF THE MAT FROM THE SHEER VELOCITY OF THAT MANEUVER!! The Referee now arguing with Poison as Carlos drags Jaywalker back to his feet… He sends Jaywalker rolling back into the ring! Jaywalker trying to get up! BOMBA-YE!!!! CARLOS LAYS JAYWALKER OUT WITH A BOMBA-YE!!!! JAYWALKER IS DOWNED!! CARLOS JUST NEEDS TO COVER HIM! THE REFEREE IS SENDING POISON AWAY!! POISON IS BEING KICKED OUT OF THIS MATCH!! CARLOS IS LIVID!! Poison is being forced out from ringside as it looks like the Referee wants to make sure this match is a fair one! Carlos turns the Referee around and immediately gets in his face! The Referee seems to be having none of Carlos’ complaints as he yells back at him that Poison was a detriment to this contest! Impact rolls Jaywalker to the outside! Carlos is nose to nose with the Referee! ROLL UP ON CARLOS FROM IMPACT!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!…..
Mak: GI LEAPS TO THE SHOULDERS OF IMPACT! HURRICANRANA!! Impact was definitely caught off-guard with that one as he struggles to get back to his feet! Both Carlos and GI are up as the Referee demands only one stay in as the legal man… GI RUSHES UP! BIG KNEE TO IMPACT IN THE CORNER! GI now… MASSIVE IRISHWHIP AND CARLOS DROPS IMPACT WITH A DECAPITATING CLOTHES; TURNING IMPACT INSIDE OUT! Carlos rolls to the outside as GI rolls Impact onto his back! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THIS IS IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…. TWO!!!!!
WWEFan: KICK OUT! Impact is still in this! It’s gonna take more than that to keep the former two-time Answers World Champion down! GI immediately mounts the chest of Impact and lays into him with a series of shots! Impact isn’t done! He’s fighting back! Both men are throwing blows! Impact breaks through GI’s offense with a headbutt to the skull! Another headbutt connects as GI is knocked off and quickly tries to climb back to his feet! Impact isn’t far behind him! GI rushes back in with a right hand! Impact blocks it! Big forearm off the face of GI! Big right hand into the jaw of GI! GI now backpedaling into the nearest corner–IMPACT CHARGES! STINGER SPLASH! It connects into GI as the National Extreme Champion now stumbles forward… BACK BODY DROP!! GI’s kidneys getting an up close look at the canvas after that one as he painfully attempts to get back up to his feet! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO! GI pushes Impact off! Impact is sent into the corner! IMPACT EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! GI ducks it! HE LOCKS THE WAIST OF IMPACT FROM BEHIND!! SHADES OF THEIR SHOWDOWN MATCH! DEADLIFT SUPLEX!!!! IMPACT STOPS IT WITH AN ELBOW OFF THE JAW OF GI! GI GOES FOR IT AGAIN, BUT IT’S STOPPED AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ELBOW! Impact turns the tables as he breaks from GI’s grip AND INTO A WAIST LOCK ON GI OF HIS OWN! DEADLIFT SUPLEX!!!! HE JUST NAILED GI WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MANEUVER AND THERE’S THE BRIDGING PIN!! THIS IS IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….
Mak: IT’S BROKEN BY CARLOS ROSSO WHO’S GOT BOTH LEGS OF IMPACT!! COULD HE BE… HE’S GOT IMPACT ON HIS STOMACH!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE’S GOT THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN ON ITS OWNER!!! GI NOW GRABBING A HOLD OF IMPACT… COBRA CLUTCH!!! DYNAMITE RAIN WITH A DOUBLE-TEAM SUBMISSION MANEUVER ON IMPACT AS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION IS JUST MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM TAPPING OUT!! IMPACT MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!! HOLD ON! Jaywalker’s back in! Boot to the face of GI Styles!! GI’s looking dazed here as Jaywalker nails him with a kick to the gut… Jaywalker no picking GI up on his shoulder while Carlos remains none the wiser with Impact locked in his own submission! Jaywalker makes his way over and face to face with Carlos and GI still on his shoulder! Carlos breaks the hold! JAYWALKER LAWNDARTS GI INTO CARLOS!! Both men go colliding into the nearest corner of the ring! JAYWALKER CHARGES IN WITH A BIG SPLASH INTO BOTH MEMBERS OF DYNAMITE RAIN!! Jaywalker grabs a hold of GI and sends him into the opposite corner! JAYWALKER COMES CHARGING AND NAILS GI WITH A BOOT ACROSS THE FACE! Impact makes it back to his feet using the ropes as Jaywalker rushes into Carlos Rosso’s corner with a boot across his face! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE QUINTESSENTIAL TRAILBLAZERS CHARGE! SIMULTANEOUS DROPKICKS INTO GI AND CARLOS!! BOTH IMPACT AND JAYWALKER KIP UP!! These two men are on fire! They could be on the verge of becoming the new Champions if they can keep this up!
WWEFan: You may be right about that as both men switch opponents AND COME CHARGING! No! GI stops Jaywalker dead in his tracks with a boot to the jaw while Carlos does the same to Impact! The Quintessential Trailblazers now backing into the middle of the ring! DYNAMITE RAIN CHARGES! THEY COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER!!! CARLOS AND GI JUST NAILED EACH OTHER WITH RUNNING CROSSBODYS AS IMPACT AND JAYWALKER DODGED OUT OF THE WAY!! Impact and Jaywalker now grabbing a hold of GI Styles as the Referee gives them one final warning about keeping strictly TWO legal men in the ring! Impact on the apron as Jaywalker pulls GI in… GI UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION! IMPACT CATCHES GI’S LEGS ON HIS SHOULDERS! JAYWALKER DROPS THE BACK OF GI’S NECK ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! IMPACT USES THE MOMENTUM OF GI’S BODY FOR A POWERBOMB ONTO THE APRON!!! WHAT A COMBINATION!! GI IS IN A LOT OF PAIN, BUT HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET BACK UP DESPITE THAT DEVASTATING MOVE! IMPACT OFF THE APRON!! FLYING CROSSBODY CONNECTS!!
Mak: It’s just Carlos and Jaywalker in the ring now and Carlos is NOT in a very good position here as he struggles to climb back up to a vertical base using the ropes! Jaywalker pulls Carlos in from behind as he gets up! No! Carlos is clutching hard onto the top rope as Jaywalker tries to pry him off! CARLOS SWINGS HIS HEAD BACK INTO THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER! Jaywalker is sent backpedaling into the middle of the ring… CARLOS CHARGES! BOMBA-YE!!!! JAYWALKER DODGES IT! PULLING IN CARLOS FROM BEHIND AGAIN!! THIS TIME CARLOS CLUTCHES ONTO THE SHIRT OF THE REFEREE! THE REF’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET AWAY FROM CARLOS’ GRASP! LOW BLOW!! CARLOS JUST SWUNG A LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF JAYWALKER!! CARLOS SPINS AROUND AND NAILS JAYWALKER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! SHADES OF SHOWDOWN!! HE PICKS HIM UP! TIGER DRIVER ‘98!!!! THE TIGER DRIVER ‘98 CONNECTS AS JAYWALKER IS SPIKED INTO THE CANVAS!! CARLOS COVERS HIM!! HE’S DONE IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!
WWEFan: IMPACT BREAKS IT UP!! IMPACT FORCES CARLOS OFF OF THE COVER ON JAYWALKER!! IMPACT MAY HAVE JUST SAVED THIS CONTEST FOR BOTH MEN!! Carlos is LIVID as he gets back to his feet! HE SWINGS! It’s ducked! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI FROM IMPACT AS CARLOS TURNS AROUND!!! Carlos drops to the outside.. WAIT! POISON!! POISON RUSHES DOWN HERE AGAIN! She’s checking on Carlos as the furious Referee is demanding she get out of here! Jaywalker rolls to the outside now still hurt from that devastating Tiger Driver and he looks like he’s in NO mood for her intervening! He pulls Poison away from Carlos! Poison immediately getting in the face of Jaywalker! She doesn’t seem intimidated in the least bit! POISON WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER! SHE SLAPPED THE FORMER FOUR-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Jaywalker seems a little surprised… But he shrugs it off, it seems.. LARIAT!!! JAYWALKER JUST LEVELED POISON WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! JAYWALKER JUST TOOK OUT POISON AND THESE FANS ARE LOVING HIM FOR IT!! Jaywalker immediately grabs a hold of Carlos and sends him rolling back into the ring!! Carlos could be in big trouble here! IMPACT DROPS HIM WITH A DDT!! Carlos is down! Impact is on his feet and he’s feeling the momentum shift into his favor!! HE’S READY AS HE RUSHES INTO THE ROPES!! LIONSAULT!!!! CARLOS PUTS HIS KNEES UP!! IMPACT LANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF THE LEGS OF CARLOS!! THIS IS LOOKING FAMILIAR! GI now on the apron! GI Styles is back in this! CARLOS SPITS GREEN MIST!!! IT MISSES AS IMPACT DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!! IMPACT STILL HAS THE LEGS OF CARLOS! SLINGSHOT INTO THE TOP ROPE!! CARLOS IS GUILLOTINED OFF THAT TOP ROPE AND WOOZILY STUMBLES AROUND AS GI IS TAKEN OFF THE APRON AND BRAWLS WITH JAYWALKER!! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT JUST LAID CARLOS OUT WITH A CODEBREAKER!!!! GI sends Jaywalker into the steps!! IMPACT COVERS CARLOS!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Mak: GI NAILS IMPACT IN THE SKULL WITH ONE OF THE UNIFIED TAG TITLES!! HE BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH THAT FOREIGN OBJECT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE REFEREE!! HAHAHA!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The Referee has ruled…. That the team of Dynamite Rain has been DISQUALIFIED…. Therefore…. The Winners of this match…. THE QUINTESSENTIAL TRAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLBLLLLLAAZZZEERRSS!!!!…..
WWEFan: What?! No! It can’t end this way! GI and Carlos don’t seem to give a damn about the result of this match, but I and the rest of these fans sure as Hell do! They just seemed to have given up! Dynamite Rain just copped out of this match! This crowd is livid!
???: Woah, woah, woah! Just who the Hell do you two think you are?!
(Damien Murrow rushes out to the stage with a microphone in hand as Carlos Rosso and GI Styles stop on the ramp with their Championship gold in hand and arguing with him)
Damien: You think you’re going to make me look like a fool with what you just did?! You think you’re gonna just disqualify yourself and walk out of this match?! This is MY show! I am not going to have any debauchery such as this from people like YOU on MY show! RESTART THIS MATCH!
Mak: WHAT?! CAN HE DO THAT?! CAN HE RESTART IT JUST LIKE THAT?!
WWEFan: Yes, he can! Carlos and GI are livid! They are absolutely LIVID!
Damien: AND IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR ASSES IN THERE RIGHT NOW, I’LL HAVE YOU STRIPPED OF EVERY BIT OF GOLD YOU HAVE! Am I understood? Restart this match! Restart it right now!
WWEFan: CARLOS AND GI CHARGE BACK INTO THE RING AS THE REFEREE RINGS FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RESTARTED AS BOTH SIDES ARE GOING AT IT LIKE MAD MEN! THEY DON’T CARE WHAT THEY HIT! THEY’RE THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!! GI GAINS THE UPPERHAND ON JAYWALKER AS HE SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE! CARLOS AND GI WITH A DOUBLE-TEAM KNEE INTO THE GUT AND SPINE OF IMPACT!! GI LOCKS THE WAIST OF IMPACT FROM BEHIND!! SUPERKICK FROM CARLOS TO THE JAW OF IMPACT!! DEADLIFT SUPLEX!!!! IT CONNECTS!! GI BRIDGES FOR THE PIN!! THIS IS IT!! THEY’VE DONE IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!
Mak: KICK OUT!! IMPACT WITH A SHOULDER UP!! HE’S NOT GIVING UP! HE’S NOT DONE! DYNAMITE RAIN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Carlos grabs a hold of Impact and nails him with a toe kick to the gut! Carlos now pulling Impact in as GI rushes to the apron… CARLOS PICKS IMPACT UP!! GI SPRINGBOARDS TO THE TOP ROPE! JAYWALKER RUSHES IN TOWARDS GI!! GI LEAPS OVER BOTH CARLOS AND IMPACT AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! Impact fighting back against Carlos now! He drops back to his feet before the Tiger Driver can connect! DOUBLE-LEG TAKEDOWN! GI SWINGS AT THE CHARGING JAYWALKER! HE MISSES! SLINGSHOT!!! CARLOS IS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE BY IMPACT! JAYWALKER SWINGS! GI DUCKS! GI CATCHES JAYWALKER FROM BEHIND WITH A WAIST LOCK!! DEADLIFT SUPLEX!!!! JAYWALKER ESCAPES IT AS HE ROLLS OFF THE BACK OF GI! HE PUSHES GI FORWARD INTO IMPACT!! TRANSCENSION INTO THE CODEBREAKER!!!!! IT CONNECTS!! IT CONNECTED AS JAYWALKER COVERS GI!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Fire In Your Eyes” by Chase and Status plays all throughout the arena as Jaywalker and Y2Impact celebrate in the ring with the Referee handing them their newly won Unified Tag Team Championships)
Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND NNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWW E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!….. JAYWALKER AND Y2IMPACT…. THE QUINTESSENTIAL TRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLBBBLLLLLLAAAZZZEEERRSS!!!!….
WWEFan: THEY DID IT! THEY TOPPLED DYNAMITE RAIN!! JAYWALKER AND IMPACT HAVE TAKEN THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLES FROM DYNAMITE RAIN TONIGHT AT NO REGARDS!! What a massive win! What a momentous Tag Team bout! One of the best I’ve ever witnessed! All four of these men put absolutely everything on the line! One of the hardest-fought wins I’ve seen and Jaywalker and Impact have certainly earned the right to be called the Champions tonight!
Mak: I really fuckin’ hate both of these guys, Fan, and you know that very well. However, I will agree with you and say that was, indeed, a great tag team match and kudos to both parties who competed within it. Dynamite Rain looks none too happy with the result, but sometimes you win em and sometimes you don’t. That’s just the way things go sometimes, unfortunately, but they put everything they had against their opponents. Great match.
WWEFan: Congratulations to all four men on this great match and what a way to open No Regards!
(Camera cuts backstage to an annoyed Cameron Ella Ava dressed in her ring attire and with the Vixens Championship on her shoulder… Max A.Million steps in dressed in a suit and a microphone in hand)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, No Regards has already gotten off to a HUGE start with an epic Tag Team contest and it can only get better! My guest here with me at this time has been in some tag team matches herself, but she has always THRIVED within a her own division. I don’t mean the Vixens division, I mean she thrives within a division all of her own! Ladies and gentlemen, the Vixens Champion, Cameron Ella Ava!
Cameron: Thanks for having me, but if you don’t mind, I think I’d like… Well, I think I want to get something off my chest.
(Max stares at Cameron’s chest)
Max: I don’t see anything here you should be getting rid of. (hello)
(Cameron raises Max’s head back up)
Cameron: What I want to do is give Lethal a little piece of my mind before she walks into something she can’t handle. I’ve been here for a long damn time. I’ve been here longer than some people might guess and I think people would guess I haven’t been around very long, because most Vixens that come around are like my opponent tonight, Lethal. Overconfident assholes that think they can just waltz into this company and do what I do. That’s all people like her have ever been and I don’t give a damn if your name if Lethal or Elena Chase or Gloria Hamada or Kira or Lyndivia… The fact is that it’s gonna take a whole lot more than sheer confidence to take this from me.
(Cameron pats the Vixens Championship on her shoulder)
Cameron: Now Lethal thinks she can get under my skin and gain some sort of psychological advantage over me by attacking my relationship with Dark Demon and accusing me of politicking my way to the top or soliciting sex to get to the top. Now… Words…. Words really can’t describe how I’d like to reply to all of the bullshit she’s said since she got a shot at my Vixens Championship, so what I’m gonna do is not rely on my words to speak for me. What I’m gonna do is what I’ve always done and WRESTLE. What I’m gonna do is kick YOUR ass, Lethal, and I’m going to do it with a big smile on my face. I’m gonna make you and each and every Vixen that thinks this is easy remember why I’ve been here for so long and what it’s taken to get here and if you think you’re going to pull anything cute, Lethal, I’ve got some bad news for you. I didn’t come alone.
(Cameron smirks before walking off as Max looks on before the camera fades)
(Camera cuts backstage to the Heart Break Boy in his locker room; praying)
HBB: Lord, I’m thankful for everything you’ve given to me. I’m thankful for my family and friends that are going to be watching me tonight in the crowd. I’m thankful for the tools you’ve given me to do what I love. In your name, I’m going to do what I believe in my heart is right tonight. I’m going to punish a man that does not respect you or your ways, but also laughs in the face of them. A man who has caused me to force my hand AND my will tonight in this sadistic match I’ve come up with. Lord, please forgive me, for I know not what I do as I set another man on fire and make him suffer for his sins. Please give me the strength it takes to show that you and I are doormats for absolutely nobody. Amen
(HBB raises his head up and stares off into the distance as the camera fades)
(Graphic appears for the Elite Championship)
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! And it will be contested under Elite rules for the Elite Championship!
( All Me – Drake plays as Jon Kelton runs down to the ring and slides in )
Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds…. JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELLTTTONNNN!!
Mak: Jon Kelton is a long time extremist here in EAW, and he has achieved some things that some people haven’t even came close to!
( Neena Menasha – Sponge plays as TMT runs down to the ring and raises his fist in the air )
Announcer: And his opponent, from Motor City, Michigan, weighing in at 198 pounds… HE IS THE ELITE CHAMPION, TTTTTTTTTT MMMMMMMMMMMM TTTTTTTTTTT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Kelton and TMT get right in each others faces… AND THEY LOCK UP! Kelton quickly pushes TMT into the corner and laughs as he charges for a splash! But TMT gets his knees up as Kelton takes a step back… AND TMT GOES FOR A LARIAT! BUT KELTON DUCKS AND DRIVES TMT INTO THE CORNER YET AGAIN! He hooks him in… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS! TMT holds his lower back as Kelton goes over and hits a stinging kick to his rib cage, and he pulls him up by his hair… AND PUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE FACE!
Mak: Wow, and Killer Kelton aint letting off of the attack! He continues hammering him back into the corner and he gets him placed there… SHOULDER DRIVE! He is not driving his shoulder into TMT’s gut over and over again and the ref starts to count as Kelton backs up… AND HE GOES FOR RIGHT HAN—TMT PULLS HIS FEET UP AS KELTON GETS KNOCKED BACK, AND TMT GETS ON TOP TURNBUCKLE… LEAPING STO! BUT KELTON STAYS ON HIS FEET AND HOLDS TMT… A NERVE RACKING BACK BREAKER! HE PULLS HIM UP AGAIN… BACKBREAKER! AND UP AGAIN… URINAGI! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
WWEFan: Jon Kelton pulls TMT up to his feet and laces him in… BODY SLAM! And he goes running off the ropes… ELBOW DROP! BUT TMT ROLLS ONTO THE APRON AS KELTON HITS THE MAT! Jon Kelton goes over to TMT, but TMT drives his shoulder into his gut and Kelton is bent over now… AND TMT PULLS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOES A SOMERSAULT ON KELTON’S BACK! Kelton turns arou—BUZZSAW KICK TO HIS FACE! TMT PULLS HIM IN AFTER THAT… AND HITS A REVERSE STO!
Mak: Jon Kelton is holding his face at TMT is trying to take a lead… He waits for Kelton to get up… AND HE GOES RUNNING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER AS HE GOES OFF THE ROPES… AND HE GOES FOR A DIVING SHOULDER BLOCK! BUT TMT SIDE STEPS IT AND HE CLIMBS ON KELTON’S BACK… CAMEL CLUTCH! Kelton is yelling and squirming as he is trying to pull up to his feet, but he is getting no where with his attempts… He gets his hands straight down on the mat as he pushes himself up, showing some high school P.E. strength!
WWEFan: Get off his case man… OH LOOK! HE’S TOO HIS FEET, AND HE FALLS STRAIGHT BACK AS TMT’S SPINE MUST BE TINGLING WITH INSANE PAIN! Jon Kelton is infuriated as he pulls TMT up and laces him over his shoulder… RUNNING POWERSLAM AS HE HAS HIM LINED UP… Kelton is going to a rare part of his offense as he climbs on the top rope… And he turns around? OH MY LORD KELTON IS LOOKING FOR A MOONSAU—TMT IS UP AND PUSHES KELTON OFF AND TO THE OUTSIDE! THE THUD KELTON MADE WHEN HE HIT THE MAT WAS LOUD AND HE HAS TO BE INJURED MAK!
Mak: Fo sho, and now TMT takes a few steps back… AND HE DOES A CARTWHEEL, SASUKE SPECIAL II! THE CARTWEEL 180 PLANCHA CONNECTS AND JON KELTON IS NEARLY KNOCKED OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! TMT gets up and is mocking Kelton, trying to get him to his feet, and he is laughing as Kelton is strugging… TMT KICKS HIM IN THE FACE! Tomi stands right in front of Kelton and is laughing at hi—KELTON PULLS HIS FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Kelton quickly starts pulling himself up with the steel steps, but TMT runs up behind and kicks him in the back! TMT rolls him in the ring and he gets on the apron…
WWEFan: SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! BUT JON KELTON CATCHES HIM, AND SLAMS HIM STRAIGHT DOWN ON THE MAT! TMT is rolling over in pain as Kelton pulls him up by his hair… Right hand! And TMT with a left! And Kelton! TMT! Kelton! TMT! Kelton! TM—KELTON UPPERCUTS TMT AND HE PULLS HIM IN… SNAP SUPLEX! Kelton is banging on his chest as he is hype and he goes off the ropes… ELBOW DROP ACROSS THE CHEST! He gets up and waits for TMT to get up… SHOULDER BLOCK! TMT gets up again… SHOULDER BLOCK! TMT gets to his feet once more as Kelton pulls him up for a bodyslam!
Mak: BUT TMT WEIGHS HIM BACK, AND HITS A REVERSE DDT! TMT gets to his feet and he’s taunting for Kelton to get up… AND HE CHARGES! BUT KELTON HAS HIM ON HIS SHOUDLERS AND HE IS LOOKING FOR THE ONE HIT WONDER! THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMEN—TOMI SLIDES OFF AND HAS HIM INT THE REVERSE HEADLOCK… MOTOR CITY PLUNGE! THE REVERSE DDT FACEBUSTER! BUT KELTON SPINS OUT OF THAT AND PULLS HIM BACK ON HIT SHOULDERS, ONE HIT WONDER TIM—TMT SNAPS DOWN AND PULLS BACK, HE HAS HIM IN A CROSSFACE! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! JON KELTON TAPS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( Neena Menasha plays as TMT celebrates while the Referee hands him his Elite Championship )
Announcer: Your winner by submission…. TTTTTTTT MMMMMMMM TTTTT!!
WWEFan: TMT managing to pick up a hard-fought win over his rival tonight and has managed to successfully retain his Elite Championship for the first time! Congratulations to the Elite Champion!
Mak: A good back and forth contest, I look forward to seeing what else this guy can do as Elite Champion.
(Camera cuts backstage to Y2Impact and Jaywalker partying with several beautiful women in their locker room as champagne flows everywhere)
Woman _#1: Mr. Impact… Can I…. Can I touch it?
Impact: Well sure you can, miss! Go for it! But watch it, it’s pretty big…
(The woman goes down below to the waist of Impact as she looks on in wonderment at the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist)
Woman _#2: So you guys really beat up those two bad guys? Were they really that bad?
Jaywalker: Were they bad? Were they BAD? Listen, I KNOW bad, lady, and those guys were about as bad as it gets…. Well besides the guy pretending to be a God, the guy trying to kill the company, and the guy that claims to BE the company.
Impact: And of course we really beat them! We laid it all on the line and we came out the victors! That’s why you see these gorgeous Unified Tag Team Championships around our waists, but you know what? This is the SECOND time I’ve held them.
(The women around Jaywalker and Impact gasp in awe)
???: WOOOO! WOOOOO! HOW WE DOING TONIGHT, LADIES?!
(StarrStan appears between Impact and Jaywalker)
Starr: WOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE IT! YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!
Jaywalker: What in the Hell…
Starr: Woah, it’s weird seeing you guys together. I thought Generation Geneshit ended forever ago!
Impact: Starr… Get the Hell out.
Starr: What? Is that any kind of a way to speak to your SUPERIOR tag team partner? Remember StarrPact? Remember all the lives we destroyed and all of the women we got and all of respect we were given?
Impact: We literally had none of those…
Jaywalker: Yeah, Starr, I think you’ve had a little too much to drink.
Starr: WHAT?! I’ll have you know that in 24 hours I’ll have been 24 hours sober! Besides, who are YOU to talk about any drinking problem?
Jaywalker: That was ONE time, Starr.
Starr: Mhm, well I’ve never been one to show up to my job UNDER THE INFLUENCE, but I’m sure it was a very liberating experience for you. You know what though, I’ll get to why I’m here. I think the very first thing YOU both need to do is give Ventura and myself a shot at those precious little Unified Tag Titles of your’s. Let us show you what a REAL team is like.
Impact: We’ll… We’ll think about it, alright?
Starr: Damn right you will! I’ll see you guys around! Back to the party! WOOOOOOO!
(StarrStan wanders off as Jaywalker rolls his eyes)
Impact: But yeah….Totally held these Tag Titles once before.
Woman _#2: What happened to your partner?
Impact: Huh… You know, I think he died.
(Impact wonders to himself as the camera fades back to the ring)
Announcer: The following match is schedul—( Giles Corey – Winter’s House plays as Cyclone walks down slowly to the ring and then skips, stops and grins )
Announcer: Introducing first, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 295 pounds… CYYYYYYYYYYYYY HENDDDERSONNNNN!!!!
( The Dragonborn Comes – Bethesda plays as Brian Daniels runs out in a new t-shirt and whips into the crowd as he rolls into the ring )
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From New York City, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds… BRIANNNNNNNNNNN DANIELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: Brian Daniels goes right into the face of Cy Henderson, and Cy is just grinning as he raises his hand… And blows him a kiss? Brian Daniels looks infuriated as Cy Henderson laug—DANIELS UPPERCUTS THE DAYLIGHT OUT OF HIM! AND HE STARTS HAMMERING RIGHT HANDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS HE HAS HIM BACKED IN THE CORNER, AND NOW HE STARTS HITTING ROUND HOUSE KICKS TO HIS RIB CAGE! Cy Henderson catches his foot and pushes him down to the mat, and then stomps on his gut! He takes a step over, and drops an elbow across his chest!
WWEFan: Cy Henderson pulls Brian Daniels to his feet, but Brian punches him in the gut! And he hits another right hand, and then he slaps him across the face! Cy Henderson laughs and then brutally kicks him in the gut, and he grabs him by his trunks… AND HE DRIVES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST! Brian Daniels rolls onto the apron holding his shoulder as Cy pulls him up to his feet and laces him in… HE GOES FOR A SUPLEX! BUT BRIAN DANIELS HOLDS HIMSELF DOWN, AND DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE AS CY HENDERSON’S FACE SLAMS INTO THE TOP ROPE!
Mak: Whoa, Cy Henderson got a lil’ rug burn from the rope, but he just grins and rolls out of the ring! Brian Daniels unleashes right and left hands all over him and has him backed against the corner post… He pulls him forward… AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE POST! BUT CY PUTS HIS ARM OUT AND STOPS IT, AND ELBOWS BRIAN IN THE GUT! AND NOW HE GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE BARRICADE LIKE A RAG DOLL! Brian Daniels forces himself up and goes at Cy Henderson again, but Cy hits a right hand into his jaw, and then he pulls Brian Daniels up… BODY SLAM ON THE OUTSIDE!
WWEFan: What a game changer as Cy Henderson pulls apart the steel steps! He tosses the upper half aside and he pulls Brian Daniels up and puts him over his shoulder… HE LOOKS TO BODY SLAM HIM ON THE STEEL STEPS! BUT BRIAN SLIDES OFF AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HE SLAMS CY HENDERSON’S HEAD INTO THE CORNER POST AND THEN HE SLAMS IT DOWN ON THE STEPS! Brian goes over and grabs the top part of the steel steps… AND HE GOES TO SLAM DOWN! HE IS GONNA SANDWICH CY HENDERSON’S HEAD! BUT CY MOVES AT THE LAST SECOND!
Mak: Brian Daniels is pissed as he takes a step back… AND HE LEAPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY! BUT CY HENDERSON CATCHES HIM AND BRINGS HIM OVER TO THE BARRICADE… AND DRIVES HIS SPINE RIGHT INTO IT! Cy Henderson pulls Brian so he’s hanging by his feet off the barricade… SNAP DDT! Cy Henderson gets to one knee and starts dancing like a lunatic! What the hell? He pulls Brian Daniels up to his fee—BRIAN DANIELS KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND THEN HITS A ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
WWEFan: Brian Daniels pushes the near 300 pounder into the ring as he points to the top turnbuckle, we know what’s gonna happen! He gets up on top as he lines himself up… HE IS LOOKING FOR THE DIVING HEADBU—CY HENDERSON GETS UP AND CLIPS HIS FOOT AS BRIAN FALLS AND LANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cy Henderson quickly gets on the second rope and puts him in a bear hug! He is squeezing as Brian is squirming, trying to escape… AND CY HENDERSON WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OUT OF THE BEAR HUG! Brian Daniels seems out of it as Cy Henderson goes over and covers!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUTTT!!
Mak: That boy is tough as nails, Fan… Cy Henderson pulls him up, but Brian Daniels shoves him in the chest and pushes Cy back! Cy Henderson is screaming at Brian and telling him to bring it on! AND BRIAN DANIELS CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT CY HENDERSON SWINGS HIM INTO A BLACK HOLE SLAM! Cy Henderson is on his knees as he looks up and grins, and he quickly rolls out of the ring and tosses up the apron! He is looking around, and… HE PULLS OUT A GARBAGE CAN FULL OF GOODIES! He tosses it into the ring and he rolls in as well!
WWEFan: Cy Henderson is emptying the contents of the garbage can and he lifts up a wooden 2×4! He goes over to Brian Daniels and is shoving the piece of wood in front of him, mocking him and telling him to grab it… BUT BRIAN DANIELS RIPS IT OUT OF CY HENDERSONS HANDS, AND HE GOES TO SLAM IT INTO HIS HEAD! BUT CY HENDERSON DUCKS AND HE LIFTS BRIAN UP AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON THE GARBAGE CAN! Cy Henderson is shaking his head, and he pulls Brian Daniels in the center of the ring and covers!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUTTT!!!
Mak: This extremist is putting all his effort into staying in this, and Cy Henderson isn’t even showing a bit of frustration! He goes over to the pile of weapons and is whistling, and he grabs a bag of tacks and is emptying it on part of the canvas! He has an evil grin across his lips and a glaze in his eye as he goes over to Brian Daniels and pulls him towards the pile… He hooks him in… AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX! BUT BRIAN DANIELS PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE! AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER! AND HE TAKES A STEP BACK, AND HITS A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!
WWEFan: Cy Henderson almost fell to his back, but he stays on his feet and is leaning against the ropes… And Brian Daniels picks up a kendo stick and taunts Cy Henderson, telling him to bring it on… AND CY HENDERSON CHARGES AS BRIAN SIDE STEPS AND CY FLIES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Brian Daniels puts the kendo stick on the ground and he goes running off the ropes… PLANCHA SENTON CONNECTS AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE! Daniels and Cy are both not moving, but Brian lifts his fist in the air as the crowd erupts!
Mak: Brian Daniels pulls himself to his feet and he starts kicking Cy Henderson over and over, and now he hits a double foot stomp on his chest! He reaches in the ring and pulls that kendo stick out… AND HE SMACKS IT ACROSS CY HENDERON’S RIB CAGE! AND HE SMACKS IT AGAIN ON HIS CHEST, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AND ONE MORE TIME! He pulls Cy Henderson up and pulls the kendo stick across his neck… AND HITS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP AS THE STICK SNAPS AND SPLINTERS ARE SEEN VISIBLY ON CY HENDERSON’S NECK, BLOOD SEEPING IN VARIOUS SPOTS!
WWEFan: This match has been a showcase of two incredibly tough men, and Brian Daniels rolls Cy Henderson into the ring yet again, and Brian Daniels isn’t taking any risks and he just straight forward covers!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUTTT!!
Mak: Brian Daniels is angry as he pulls Cy Henderson into the middle of the ring and pulls him up… He is trying to land him on top of those tacks! He whips Cy Henderson into the opposite ropes… AND HE GOES FOR A DROP A BASEBALL SLIDE, ATTEMPING TO TRIP CY HENDERSON INTO THE TACKS! BUT CY HENDERSON STAYS ON HIS FEET AS HE GRABS BRIAN BY HIS SHOULDERS… AND HE PULLS HIM TO HIS FEET AND SLAMS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE TACKS! OH MY LORD BRIAN DANIELS FACE EXPRESSES ALL THE PAIN!
WWEFan: Cy Henderson is not pleased as he goes over to the pile and grabs a roll of barbed wire, and he wraps it up around his own hand! The thorns on that thing are going into his own hand and he doesn’t even care, and he goes over to Brian Daniels and starts hammering the right hand in his face! He connects over and over and over with those nasty barbed wire punches, and Brian Daniels face is blooded from forehead to lips, and Cy Henderson laughs as he rips the wire off and tosses it aside, and he pulls Brian Daniels to his feet and hooks him in… THE RISING TIDE! THE SPINNING REVERSE STO! BUT BRIAN DANIELS SOMEHOW SPINS OUT!
Mak: And Brian is leaned into the corner as Cy Henderson charges…. AND BRIAN DANIELS LIFTS BOTH FEET UP AS CY HENDERSON DROPS TO ONE KNEE…. THE CAUSTIC ECHO FROM BRIAN OUT OF NO WHERE, THE SPINNING ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE TEMPLE! BRIAN DANIELS DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WWEFan: BUT CY HENDERSON AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLISECOND KICKS OUT! Brian Daniels is frustrated in to the corner, and he pulls Cy Henderson up to his feet… AND HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES! BUT CY HENDERSON REVERSES AND PULLS BRIAN DANIELS IN AND HITS A SPINNING POWER SLAM! Cy Henderson reaches under his wrist tape… AND PULLS OUT A BLADE! THAT’S THE BLADE THAT HE CUT OPEN BRIAN DANIELS WITH! AND HE GOES OVER AND ATTEMPTS TO REOPEN THE SCA—BRIAN DANIELS PULLS HIS ARM IN AND LOCKS IN THE FOURTH SEAL! THE FOURTH SEAL IS LOCKED IN! OH MY LORD! HE HAS CY HENDERSON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND BLADE IN HIS FACE! AND CY HENDERSON HAS TO TAP! HE TAPS!! THAT’S IT!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( The Dragonborn Comes plays as doctors immediately pull both men out of the ring and evaluate them, but Brian Daniels lifts his hand in the air as the doctor cleans a cut above his eye )
Announcer: Your winner by submission…… BRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DANIELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!
WWEFan: What a brutal damn match between these two guys! I can’t believe how far they were willing to go tonight just for a victory, but they definitely proved what they’re made of! Brian Daniels continues to celebrate and it’s a well-deserved celebration at that! Daniels is one of the hardest workers in EAW and he can bask in his first victory while a part of the Showdown brand once again!
Mak: Hold on, Fan, I don’t think Cy is finished just yet… Now at ringside you can see his face as it turns to a sadistic smile… I think he’s actually laughing at all of this!
Cy (without a microphone): YOU CAN’T KILL THE WICKED, BOYS! YOU CAN’T KILL IT!
(Cy gets up close to a camera as blood pours down his face)
Cy: BECAUSE WITHOUT THE WICKED THERE CAN BE NO JUSTICE! YOU WILL SEE WHAT IS WRONG AND WHAT IS RIGHT! YOU AIN’T RID OF ME! YOU AIN’T RID OF ME BY A LONGSHOT! YOU GONNA KNOW THAT SOONER THAN YOU THINK! CY HENDERSON ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE, BOYS! HAHAHA!
(Cy continues to laugh as he looks up and welcomes the oncoming jeers from the crowd)
(Camera cuts backstage to a smiling Flashback with a microphone in hand)
Flashback: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m SO excited to introduce you to one of my BIGGEST idols and my guest tonight… Methuselah!
(Camera pans over to Methuselah deep in thought)
WWEFan: METHUSELAH IS SENT INTO THE MONITOR BEHIND FLASHBACK!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!! THAT’S DEITY!! THE DEITY IS ATTACKING METHUSELAH MERCILESSLY OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE LAYS INTO HIM WITH MULTIPLE STOMPS TO THE RIBS AND SKULL!! SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP OR SOMETHING! DEITY GRABS THE MICROPHONE FROM OFF THE GROUND AND NAILS METHUSELAH IN THE SKULL WITH IT!! DEITY WITH A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE!
Deity: The House of Renegades send their regards!
(Deity smiles and walks off as a few backstage Officials rush in to help the downed Methuselah while the camera fades)
(Graphic is shown for the Vixens Championship)
( Give in to Me – Michael Jackson plays as Lethal walks down to the ring slowly )
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Vixens Championship! Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 125 pounds… LETHALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
( Rumors – Lindsey Lohan play as Cameron Ella Ava walks down to the ring holding her title high )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125 pounds… CAMERONNNNNNN ELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA AVVAAAA!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: AND THESE TWO GALS LOCK UP! Lethal over powers her and quickly takes advantage and whips her into the ropes, but Cameron hits a shoulder block as Lethal falls down! Cameron goes running off the ropes and he leaps over Lethal, and she comes back again as Lethal tackles her to the mat! Lethal hits right and left hands all over her face and Cameron is trying to block them, and Cameron rolls out of the ring and Lethal springs up and leans over the ropes! He climbs between the ropes and stands on the apron… AND SHE GOES FOR A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! BUT CAMERON DODGES!
WWEFan: Lethal just smacked into the outside mat hard as Cameron pulls her up and tosses her into the steel steps! Cameron is kicking her over and over in the gut, and Cameron pulls her up… AND HITS A SNAP SUPLEX! Cameron smiles as he pulls Lethal up and rolls her into the ring, and Cameron follows in…. She waits while Lethal gets to her feet… AND CAMERON HITS A LEAPING FOREARM SMASH! Lethal is rolling on the mat holding her face as Cameron pulls her up—LETHAL WITH AN UPPERCUT! AND ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, AND A LEFT, AND SHE GOES FOR A DROPKICK! BUT CAMERON SIDE STEPS AND LETHAL SMACKS INTO THE MAT!
Mak: Cameron pulls Lethal up to her feet and starts hitting chest chops and backs her into the corner, and then she kicks her right in the gut and puts her in a side headlock… BUT LETHAL SPINS OUT OF IT AND SMACKS HER ACROSS THE FACE! AND THEN SHE QUICKLY PULLS HER IN FOR AN STO! Cameron is rolling over holding onto her face, and Lethal gets to her feet and quickly pulls her hair, and she yanks her all the way up to her feet! Lethal is kicking Cameron Ella Ava over and over in the side, and she grabs her arm… IRISH WHIP INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! AND LETHAL CHARGES! CORNER SPLASH!
WWEFan: BUT CAMERON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS LETHAL CRASHES AND BURNS! And Cameron lifts her up on her shoulders… ROLLING FIREMANS CARRY CONNECTS! Or maybe its Firewomans carry (smirk2)..
Mak. No. Cameron pulls Lethal up to her feet again and… NO! LETHAL HOOKS HER IN FOR A BELLY TO BELL SUPLEX! BUT CAMERON PUSHES LETHAL BACK AND HITS A GODDESS’S TOUCH! THE ENZIGURI CONNECTS! SHE COVERS
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Your winner by pinfall!!…. AND STTTTTIIILLLLLL E-A-W VIXENS CHAMPION!!…. CAMERONNNNNNN ELLLLAAA AVAAA!!
WWEFan: Huge win for Cameron Ella Ava tonight as she proves her dominance once again within the Vixens division! She’s here to make a statement to all of the Vixens including the one she just defeated that it’s gonna take a whole Hell of a lot more than confidence to do what she does! LOOK OUT!! LETHAL TAKES CAMERON DOWN FROM BEHIND!! LETHAL WITH AN ATTACK ON CAMERON FROM BEHIND AS SHE LAYS INTO HER WITH CLUBBING BLOWS!! THE VIXENS CHAMPION HAS BEEN CAUGHT OFF-GUARD BY HER SORE LOSER CHALLENGER!! HOLD ON! LETHAL IS PULLED UP TO HER FEET! CLEOPATRA!!! THAT’S CLEOPATRA!! THE LONGEST REIGNING VIXENS CHAMPION IN HISTORY IS HERE!! LETHAL SWINGS! Cleopatra with a kick to her gut! SHE PULLS HER IN!! BRUTALITY!!!! CLEOPATRA JUST LAID LETHAL OUT WITH THE BRUTALITY!! This must have been what Cameron was talking about when she said she wasn’t alone! Cameron now… Stumbles to her feet as Cleopatra and her lock eyes… THEY SHAKE HANDS! I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D SEE THESE TWO WOMEN TOGETHER LIKE THIS!
Mak: I’m as stunned as you are, Fan, I’m shocked to see these two on the same page and Cleopatra seemingly back! If that’s true then the Vixens division is about to get a whole helluva lot more interesting!
(Cleopatra raises Cameron Ella Ava’s hand in victory)
(Camera cuts backstage to a disappointed Dynamite Rain in their locker room as GI Styles stretches out with his National Extreme Championship sitting on the bench)
Carlos: Alright…. So we lost. It happens. We’ve lost PLENTY of tag team matches. We’ve got a rematch for the Tag Titles and you bet your ass we’ll be using it.
GI: I know, I know.
Poison: I can’t believe that piece of shit hit me..
Carlos: He IS a piece of shit! What kind of a man just brutally assaults a woman like that! I swear to God, I’ll get him back if it’s the last thing I do! We’re going to get them BOTH back! But first..
(Carlos gets up and picks up GI Styles’ National Extreme Championship off the bench and hands it to him)
Carlos: First, we’re gonna make DAMN sure the National Extreme Championship doesn’t leave Dynamite Rain tonight. Me and Poison got your back.
GI: Actually, I think I got this.
Carlos: Excuse me?
GI: I mean I think I’ll be fine out there on my own. It’s just a defense for my National Extreme Championship. I’ve done that plenty of times and haven’t lost yet. Hell, I beat the so-called “greatest National Extreme Champion” last week on Showdown is a completely fair and honest match and retained this National Extreme Title. I know you’re pissed about the loss, but it’ll be fine. I’m not letting this Title go anywhere.
Carlos: Me? Pissed? OF COURSE I’M PISSED! YOU should be JUST as pissed! You’re the one who got pinned, after all!
(GI stops what he’s doing and looks at Carlos)
GI: What are you saying?
Carlos: I’m saying… Alright, that wasn’t right to say. I got pinned against them in our last match. I apologize. I just don’t want any doubt that we are the best Goddamn talents in this and any other company.
GI: Relax. I’ll be fine… I give you my word.
(GI walks out of the locker room with his National Extreme Championship on his right shoulder as Carlos and Poison look on)
(Video package plays for “The Legendary” Sekaiichi versus The Heart Break Boy; highlighting the Heart Break Boy’s return as a reborn Christian and Sekaiichi’s attack on him at Mid-Summer Massacre, to the Heart Break Boy superkicking Sekaiichi three times, to the Heart Break Boy going to church and making the match a “3 Degrees of Hell” match)
(Camera cuts back to the ring)
(“Sexy Boy” by Shawn Michaels plays all throughout the arena as pyro goes off near the side of the arena opposite of the stage)
Announcer: The following contest is a “3 Degrees Of Hell” match in which the only way to one is to set your opponent on fire TWICE in the same fashion as two out of three falls!….
(The fans separate as a custom ramp reveals itself between them as The Heart Break Boy enthusiastically makes his way out to it dressed in white and gold attire)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring!…. From Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing in at 220 pounds!…. “THE GOLDEN BOY”…. THE HEART! BREAK!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!….
(The lights go out in the arena)
Mak: Oh boy…
“Thou shalt not kill…”
(A wall of fire explodes up from the stage as “Cry Little Sister vs Hello Zepp (Saw) Klash Up” by Celldweller begins to play all throughout the arena)
“Congratulations… You are still alive.”
“Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.”
“But not you…”
“Not anymore.”
(The wall of fire goes out as it’s replaced by smoke and “The Legendary” Sekaiichi standing on the stage dressed in a Dragon-inspired attire, a crimson trench coat, and red and black-colored face paint as he begins to make his way down the ramp)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 237 pounds!…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEK-AI-ICHI!!!…..
WWEFan: Here he comes and he certainly seems pretentious enough judging by how he’s dressed as “The Legendary” Sekaiichi makes his way down to the ring. The Heart Break Boy looks as though he’s more than ready to get things started as he and Sekaiichi stare down, but I got a feeling there should be no rush to get into a match of this… Well a match that’s sure to be as violent as they come.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: And here we are! Both Sekaiichi and HBB in the same ring and inside an official contest! HBB STARTS IT OFF WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF SEKAIICHI! Sekaiichi doesn’t even seem fazed! He’s HBB doesn’t seem fazed by Sekaiichi’s game of intimidation though, he’s clearly been through plenty of opponents who have tried the same thing… Sekaiichi swings with a left hand, but HBB is quick to dodge it! Sekaiichi is met with another knife-edge chop to the chest as he turns around! Slap to the face from HBB! Sekaiichi swings again! HBB ducks it once again and makes his way over to the nearest corner of the ring! GOING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! No! HBB shifts gears and instead lounges upon the top turnbuckle with a smirk upon his face as he stares down with Sekaiichi! HBB is showing absolutely no fear, but I don’t know if that’s smart! HBB gets off the corner and makes his way towards the non-moving Sekaiichi as he–SEKAIICHI RUSHES FORWARD AND OVERPOWERS HBB AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! Sekaiichi rushes in with a huge elbow to the side of HBB’s face! A kick to the body of HBB! Another kick! Sekaiichi now unloading into his opponent with an onslaught of kicks! Sekaiichi tops it all off with a huge knife-edge chop! It echos all throughout the arena!
WWEFan: HBB SPITS IN THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FAR THIS GUY WILL GO! Sekaiichi takes a moment to assess the situation as he wipes the spit away… HBB now taunting his opponent! SEKAIICHI WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! HBB ducks it and escapes onto the apron! HUGE elbow connects into the face of Sekaiichi! A big forearm to follow up as Sekaiichi is sent backpedaling into the middle of the ring while the Heart Break Boy attempts to capitalize on this window of opportunity he’s found for himself! HE’S PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SEKAIICHI RUSHES UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO MEET HBB WITH A KNEE RIGHT UPSIDE THE JAW! Sekaiichi drops to his feet on the canvas as HBB drops groin-first atop the turnbuckle! HBB could have found himself in a whole lot of trouble after all he’s gone through so far to piss off Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi now… COULD BE LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HBB IS FIGHTING IT! SEKAIICHI RIPS HBB OFF AND HAS HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION IN THE RING…. HE SETS HBB’S FEET UP ON THE ROPES! DRAGONSCREW NECKWHIP!!! SEKAIICHI NAILS THE DRAGONSCREW NECKWHIP ON HBB AS HBB ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE! What a devastating maneuver that is as HBB is rolling in pain on the mat while Sekaiichi rises back to his feet.. I can only imagine what this sick individual could have in mind for his opponent… HBB is struggling back to his feet as Sekaiichi wastes no time charging into the ropes… COMING BACK! PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES!!!
Mak: GOLDPRINT!!!! JESUS! THE HEART BREAK BOY JUST LAID SEKAIICHI OUT WITH THE GOLDPRINT OUT OF FREAKIN’ NOWHERE!! SEKAIICHI IS DOWN!! I think HBB is as surprised with himself as anyone else who just witnessed that amazing superkick in the midst of that plancha over the ropes! This Chicago crowd is on their feet for the hometown hero! HBB stumbles towards the ring apron and quickly drags out a wooden table and it seems like we may just see our first fire tonight if HBB has it his way! HBB now flips over the top of the nearest steel steps to reveal a good amount of gasoline and lighters!! This crowd knows what could be coming as HBB sets up that table! It’s all set up as HBB goes back to work on Sekaiichi; laying into him with several kicks to the body! HBB now grabs a hold of a can of gasoline and immediately starts pouring it onto Sekaiichi! This old man is freakin’ nuts, man! He’s planning to completely TORCH Sekaiichi!! HBB drops Sekaiichi back down with a big stomp to the skull! Sekaiichi isn’t gonna stay down that easily as he begins to rise… HBB makes his way over to him once more! SOUND OF SILENCE!!!! HBB IS DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS AS SEKAIICHI NAILS HIM WITH THE CYCLONE KILL KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! SEKAIICHI JUST GOT SOME PAYBACK ON HIS OPPONENT! HBB is down and out and in a VERY bad spot here as Sekaiichi seems to be eying those materials to create a fire! Sekaiichi seems to be ignoring them for now as he grabs a hold of HBB and drags him back to his feet… Sekaiichi sends HBB spine-first into the edge of the table that HBB himself set up! HBB stumbles forwards as he favors that back… DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER INTO THE EDGE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HBB now cringing in pain as Sekaiichi looks at his damaged opponent in faint amusement! Sekaiichi is clearly enjoying inflicting pain on HBB and if I didn’t know any better I’d say he’s trying to savor every moment of it! HBB is dragged back up to his feet as he continues to cringe in pain… SEKAIICHI WITH A SPIN KICK RIGHT OFF THE SKULL OF HBB!! HBB drops down–No! Sekaiichi stops his opponent from falling back down as he picks him back up… SEKAIICHI PICKING HBB UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! WHAT’S HE THINKING?! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi is just punishing HBB by this point… I don’t know if he even gives a damn about actually WINNING this contest! Hold on! I may have spoken too soon as Sekaiichi is eying that gasoline can once again… Grabbing a hold of it and pouring every ounce of it onto the table HBB has set up! Sekaiichi now with a lighter in hand! HE SETS THE TABLE ON FIRE! WE HAVE OUR FIRST FIRE IN THIS CONTEST!! Now it’s only a matter of time until we see who will be getting sent through it! LOOK OUT! HBB TAKES SEKAIICHI DOWN WITH A HUGE LUNGING FOREARM OUT OF NOWHERE; RENDERING BOTH MEN DOWN! KIP UP! HBB KICKS UP AND DESPITE HIS BACK INJURY, HE’S PULLING THROUGH THE PAIN! Despite all of the damage Sekaiichi has inflicted on his spine thus far, he’s pushing through it all in order to win this! HBB now… He pulls out a SECOND table! HBB is actually setting up a second table ATOP the one on fire!! Sekaiichi is quickly making his way back to his feet, but HBB almost immediately goes back into him with a flurry of lefts and rights! No! Sekaiichi turns it around on HBB as he drives him into the edge of the barricade with a shoulder thrust! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of HBB by the back of the head and sends him rolling back into the ring! Sekaiichi quickly slides back in as HBB scrambles to get back to his feet! SOUND OF SILENCE!!!! HBB DUCKS IT! GOLDPRINT!!!! SEKAIICHI CATCHES THE FOOT OF HBB!! DRAGONSCREW!! HBB is sent straight to the canvas!
Mak: HBB is in a lot of trouble here if he can’t think of a way to regain control from Sekaiichi… HBB trying to get back up as quickly as he can while Sekaiichi comes off the ropes! ROLLING ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF HBB!! HBB is in great pain… But he’s still trying to get up… HBB on his hands and knees as Sekaiichi rises back up… LOOK OUT! MERCY RULE!!! HUGE AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF HBB!! LOOK! HBB IS STILL TRYING TO GET UP! A SECOND MERCY RULE!! HBB’S IN TROUBLE, BUT HE REFUSES TO STAY DOWN! HE’S GONNA GET HIMSELF KILLED! SEKAIICHI COMING OFF THE ROPES…. VILIFICATION!!! SEKAIICHI WITH A RUNNING PUSHING STOMP TO THE BACK OF HBB’S SKULL AS HE’S DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS! The Heart Break Boy could very well be knocked completely unconscious! Sekaiichi could be looking to bring this contest near its end as he drags HBB back up… PICKING HIM UP!! SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!!! HBB IS FIGHTING BACK! HE’S RUNNING ON FUMES, BUT HBB IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT BACK AS HE DRIVES A KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER! SEKAIICHI IS SENT BACKING UP INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! HBB ESCAPES! HE MAKES IT ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SEKAIICHI TURNS AROUND! GOD OF THE WINDS!!! NO! THE MOONSAULT CAN’T CONNECT AS SEKAIICHI RUSHES UP AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF HBB FROM BEHIND! HBB SWINGS A LEG BACK AND INTO THE GROIN OF SEKAIICHI! HBB SLIDES BETWEEN SEKAIICHI’S LEGS!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi still up in that position on the top turnbuckle as HBB now… HE RUSHES UP AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF SEKAIICHI! RELEASE GERMAN SUPERPLEX!!! BAH GAWD! SEKAIICHI JUST BOUNCES OFF OF THE CANVAS WITH EMPHATIC FORCE!! SEKAIICHI HAS TO BE OUT COLD! HE HAS TO BE! HBB WITH ANOTHER KIP UP IN THIS CONTEST AS THE CROWD REMAINS FIRMLY BEHIND HIM!! HBB is in a perfect position to take back all control within this contest as he begins to feel the momentum quickly shifting between he and his opponent! HBB could be looking to tune up the band as he heads over to that corner just near those set up tables on the outside and he… He’s climbing! Sekaiichi showing off that superhuman side of him as he’s ALREADY nearly back to his feet all while HBB has quickly climbed back to that top turnbuckle! SEKAIICHI’S UP! BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT!!!! SEKAIICHI BACKS OUT OF THE WAY! HBB LANDS ON HIS FEET DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF SEKAIICHI! SEKAIICHI WITH A TAKEDOWN OF HBB’S LEFT ARM FROM BEHIND!! DRAGGING HIM TO THE CANVAS! EVANGELION LOCK!!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE EVANGELION LOCK!! HBB WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI AS THIS TENACIOUS MAN DOES ALL HE CAN TO LOCK IT IN! ANOTHER HEABUTT FROM HBB! ANOTHER! HBB JUST UNLOADING WITH A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS AS SEKAIICHI DRAGS HIM TO THE CANVAS! HBB MANAGES TO ROLL THROUGH IT BEFORE IT CAN BE LOCKED IN!! He somehow escapes the grip of Sekaiichi as HBB backpedals into the ropes! SEKAIICHI CHARGES AS HE’S HEADED LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS SIDE!! BACK BODY DROP—MY GOD!!!! SEKAIICHI IS BACK BODY DROPPED ONTO THE TOP OF THAT DANGEROUS STRUCTURE OF TABLES AND FIRE AS HE’S LAID OUT ACROSS THE TOP! I AM STUNNED IT DIDN’T COLLAPSE! HBB needs to think of something and think of something QUICK!
Mak: HBB drops to one knee; clearly thinking of what he could do next as he realizes the position he’s in… HBB immediately rolls out of the ring…. And he… Now searching under the ring… HANDCUFFS! HBB PULLS OUT A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS FROM UNDER THE RING AND SLIDES IN WITH THEM AS SEKAIICHI BEGINS TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE ATOP THE TABLE! HBB STRUGGLES WITH HIS OPPONENT, BUT HE LOCKS ONE SIDE OF THE HANDCUFFS TO SEKAIICHI!! HE DID IT!!! HE LOCKS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HANDCUFFS TO A LEG OF THE TABLE!!! SEKAIICHI CAN’T GO ANYWHERE!! EVEN THE SLIGHTEST MOVE COULD SEND HIM TOPPLING UNDER THE FIRE-INDUCED TABLE BELOW! HBB CLIMBING THE NEAREST CORNER!! SEKAIICHI IS STIRRING! HBB IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S GONNA GO FOR IT!! HE’S GONNA TRY IT!! HE LEAPS–HEART BREAK ELBOW!!!!!!
(The Heart Break Boy sends Sekaiichi through the top table and bottom, fire-covered table with the Heart Break Elbow as the crowd gasps)
WWEFan: ….. I….. SEKAIICHI IS ON FIRE!!! SEKAIICHI HAS BEEN SET ABLAZE!!! JESUS CHRIST, HE’S ON FIRE!! CREW MEMBERS AROUND SPRAY HIM DOWN WITH MULTIPLE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!! HBB DOES IT! HE WON THE FIRST FALL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: Multiple backstage Officials and E.M.Ts are out here now trying to check on Sekaiichi to see if he’s even CONSCIOUS right now, let alone prepared to continue on! SEKAIICHI IS PUSHING THEM AWAY!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE WILLPOWER OF THIS GUY! HE’S INHUMAN, I SWEAR!! I think he would honestly rather die before he finally gives it up and stops moving! I can understand the looks he’s getting from the men around him as Sekaiichi seems to actually be trying to ignore the fact that he was just sent through two tables, fire, and set ablaze himself via the Heart Break Boy pouring gasoline upon him earlier in this contest! HBB helps himself back to his feet as he uses the barricade as a crutch while looking on at Sekaiichi’s attempt to get back up with a growing, wicked smirk glued to his face! I think HBB is perfectly ready and raring to go!
Announcer: The Winner of the first fall… The Heart Break Boy!!!!….. The second fall will begin!
WWEFan: The Referee has no choice but to call for the bell as Sekaiichi seems to be fully aware of his surroundings!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: HBB RUSHES INTO SEKAIICHI WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF SHOTS!! HBB IS LAYING INTO HIS OPPONENT WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT LEFT IN THE TANK AFTER THE PAIN AND SUFFERING THEY’VE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH THUS FAR!! SEKAIICHI IS DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO DEFEND HIMSELF, BUT HBB MAY BE PROVING TO BE TOO MUCH FOR HIM! NO! SEKAIICHI FIRES BACK WITH AN OFFENSIVE BLOW OF HIS OWN AS HE KNOCKS HBB BACK WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! HBB FIRES BACK WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP OF HIS OWN! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM SEKAIICHI! SEKAIICHI IMMEDIATELY PULLS HBB IN FOR AN EVEN MORE POWERFUL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS HBB IS SENT FLYING BACK INTO THE BARRICADE! SOUND OF SILENCE!!!! HBB DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!! IT MISSES FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS CONTEST AS SEKAIICHI’S LEFT FOOT IS CAUGHT ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! HBB STUMBLES AWAY AS SEKAIICHI ATTEMPTS TO GET OUT OF THIS PRECARIOUS POSITION! Sekaiichi gets out of it and turns around–GOLDPRINT!!!! SEKAIICHI IS SENT FLIPPING OVER THE BARRICADE AS HBB CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER GOLDPRINT!!! I CAN’T EVEN SEE SEKAIICHI! HE’S BEEN SWALLOWED BY THIS SEA OF FANS!! HBB looks as though he’s nowhere near done with his opponent! HBB climbing atop the barricade as Sekaiichi seems to be stirring in the crowd! Sekaiichi stumbles to his feet as he uses a fan to aid himself back up! He pushes the fan out of the way–GOD OF THE WINDS!!! HBB NAILS THE MOONSAULT ONTO SEKAIICHI INTO THE CROWD!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! NO! HBB IS MOVING! HBB IS PULLING HIMSELF UP!! The momentum is COMPLETELY on the Heart Break Boy’s side! This Chicago crowd is loving every second of it as he reaches to his feet–HOLD ON! A fan just swung at HBB! WAIT, THERE’S ANOTHER! JESUS!! MY GOD–SEVERAL MEMBERS OF THE CROWD ARE ATTACKING HBB!! THEY’RE JUST BRUTALLY ASSAULTING HBB!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! SECURITY! SOMEBODY GET OUT HERE AND STOP THIS!
Mak: THIS IS CRAZY! HBB IS FIGHTING BACK WITH THE CROWD AND I THINK HE EVEN KNOWS A FEW OF EM!!
WWEFan: SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS OF HBB! THEY’RE AIDING IN THIS ATTACK ON HIM! IS THIS THE DOING OF SEKAIICHI?!
Mak: I have NO clue, but it’s GENIUS!
WWEFan: HBB is sent flying back over the barricade with great force as this small mob of what looks to be about over a DOZEN members of the crowd sends him crashing into it!! Those crowd members are actually now spilling over the barricade as some of them help “The Legendary” Sekaiichi get back up! I KNEW IT! I DAMN WELL KNEW IT!! THIS IS SOME KIND OF A TRAP!! SEKAIICHI KNEW HE WAS GONNA LOSE AND NOW HBB HAS WALKED INTO SOME SORT OF FAILSAFE PLAN OF HIS!! HOLD ON! HBB WITH A SHOT TO ONE OF THOSE CROWD MEMBERS! HBB LAYS ANOTHER FAN OUT! HE’S NOT DONE YET!! HBB IS FIGHTING BACK WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AS IT SEEMS THESE… I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, BUT AS THESE REBELLIOUS FANS CHARGE HIM! Sekaiichi has now made his way over to the over side of the barricade as he seems to be busy with something while HBB is being manhandled by whatever these people are to him! I can’t believe this! Some of these people KNOW HBB personally! What the Hell are you doing?!! HBB BURSTS THROUGH THIS MOB OF FANS ATTACKING HIM!! HE LUNGES INTO SEKAIICHI!! HBB THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO HIS OPPONENT! NO! THE MOB OF FANS BRING HIM BACK AS HE TURNS BACK TO THEM AND CONTINUES TO TAKE THEM OUT!! HBB FINDS AN OPENING! GOLDPRINT ON SEKAIICHI!!!! SEKAIICHI DUCKS IT! LOOK OUT–FIRE!!!! SEKAIICHI JUST SPIT LIGHTER-IGNITED FIRE INTO THE FACE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! HE JUST SET HBB ABLAZE AS MEMBERS AROUND THE RING SPRAY HIM DOWN WITH AN EXTINGUISHER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The Winner of the second fall…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIICHI!!!!…..
Mak: The Heart Break Boy seems to have nowhere to go by this point… He’s outnumbered and he’s outgunned in this contest…. HBB is ignoring the Referee’s pleas to just stop this match as HBB latches onto the feet of “The Legendary” Sekaiichi…. HBB with a look of sheer willpower in his eyes as he struggles to climb back up while Sekaiichi looks at his damaged and burnt opponent with a smile on his face… HBB is doing all he can, but it’s just not gonna work here… The Referee has no choice but to call for the bell…
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: HBB SPITS IN THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI AS HE MAKES IT TO HIS FEET!! SEKAIICHI DROPS HIM WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL!! WHAT’S…. OH YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THIS IS SICK! THIS IS SICK AND THIS IS WRONG! WRONG IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE!! This mob of fans aiding Sekaiichi…. They just dragged out a large wooden… Crucifix…. From beneath the ring… This is getting to be way too much… They can’t seriously be doing what I think they’re doing… Sekaiichi rolls into the ring and gets on his knees as he watches the members of this sick mob pick up HBB and roll him into the ring as they slide in that crucifix as well… HBB is barely anything left in him as they begin to tie him to the crucifix and I.. I don’t know if I can watch this.. This mob sets up the crucifix in the ring as HBB struggles to escape it while Sekaiichi rises back to his feet! THIS MOB NOW THROWING GASOLINE ON HBB’S BODY AND THE CRUCIFIX!! JESUS CHRIST! ARE THEY MAD?!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS! THIS IS INHUMAN!! SEKAIICHI WITH A LIGHTER!! SEKAIICHI IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING! ANY OUNCE OF HUMANITY! DON’T!!!!
(Sekaiichi ignites a fire to the crucifix as the Heart Break Boy is almost immediately set ablaze on it)
Mak: SOMEBODY!!! CREW MEMBERS QUICKLY EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE AS HBB SEEMS TO HAVE PASSED OUT FROM HIS WOUNDS!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The Winner of this match…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIICHI!!!!…..
(“Grain” by Kunaiki Haishima plays all throughout the arena as the mob of fans in the ring and Sekaiichi admire the image of the Heart Break Boy upon the crucifix as several Officials attempt to help HBB)
WWEFan: I can’t even begin to describe how truly disgusting that was… I really can’t… And now Sekaiichi now with something… Oh c’mon… Sekaiichi with a crown of barbwire in hand as he places it atop the unconscious Heart Break Boy’s head… This is heinous.. This is blasphemous… Despicable… Sekaiichi has won this match, but he’s no winner… He’s no winner at all.
(The lights go out in the arena)
(The lights come back on with “The Legendary” Sekaiichi and the mob of fans gone as backstage Officials cut HBB off of the crucifix and begin to place him upon a stretcher)
Mak: Well as I always say, Fan, a win… IS a win… Despite any personal feelings after tonight you have to admit that Sekaiichi still the winner here and, well, outsmarted his opponent…
WWEFan: And at what cost?
(HBB is stretchered out as the rest of the Chicago crowd remains in silent shock)
(Camera cuts back to the front row at ringside where Max A. Million is seen standing next to Jacob Senn; dressed in street clothes)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen… Please welcome the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship and a Chicago hometown hero! Jacob Senn!
Jacob: Thank you, Max. It’s great to be here tonight.
Max: So you accepted Zack Crash’s invitation to set ringside for his match tonight?
Jacob: I didn’t necessarily accept it… But I did like the idea. I figured that since I didn’t have a match tonight, then why not visit some friends and get a front row seat to Showdown’s biggest event? I love this city and I love wrestling, so the choice was obvious.
Max: So you’re NOT here because Zack told you to be?
Jacob: I don’t give a shit what that joke of a World Champion says. I’m here by my own accord and nobody else’s. That’s how it’ll always be. I’m here to sit and watch and find out who’s going to be the man that I take the World Championship from.
Max: You won’t get involved in the main event despite your feelings towards Zack and even Hades?
Jacob: That’s right, I hate them both equally, but I would never aid to the corruption that this company is already filled with by tainting a World Championship match. I love that World Championship and I will do anything to make it mine, and that means keeping this defense pure.
Max: Well thank you for your time, Jacob, and enjoy the show.
Jacob: No problem.
(Jacob sits back down as Max walks off)
(Graphics for the National Extreme Championship appear on the screen)
(“The Collapse” by Adelitas Way plays all throughout the arena as Killswitch makes his way out to the stage in black and red dragon-patterned tights)
Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat match and is for the E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!….. First, making his way to the ring…. From The Pitt!…. Weighing in at 227 pounds!…. “THE PITT DRAGON”…. KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSWWWWIIIIIITTTTCCCCHHH!!!….
(“Warriors of Time” by Black Tide plays all throughout the arena as Devan Dubian makes his way out to the stage in blue and silver attire)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Dubai, United Arab Emirates!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. “TOP-GUN”…. DEVAN DUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBIIIIIIIAAAANN!!!….
(“Sweet Dreams” by GI Styles plays all throughout the arena as GI Styles makes his way out to the stage in his attire from earlier and the National Extreme Championship around his waist)
Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring…. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada!…. Weighing in at 202 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…. G! I!! SSSSTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEESSS!!!….
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Devan and Killswitch wasting absolutely NO time going at it while GI Styles looks on in sort of a baffled manner as both of his challengers seem more fixated with going after each OTHER than the champion himself! Devan is quickly being backed up into a corner! No! Dubian turns it around with a drop toe hold as Killswitch’s face collides with the bottom turnbuckle! Dubian now with a nice kip up as GI continues to look on! Dubian rushes into the opposite corner… COMING BACK WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! A boot from Dubian misses its mark as Killswitch rolls out of the way and to the outside! Dubian is dropped flat on his back as Killswitch reaches into the ring and grabs his feet! Killswitch now navigating his opponent over to the nearest ringpost! KILLSWITCH DRAGS DUBIAN GROIN-FIRST INTO THAT RINGPOST!! That’s definitely gonna hurt in the morning! Killswitch now seems to be… He could be looking to lock in some sort of submission around that ringpost! Dubian is fighting it! Killswitch is sent flying back as Dubian kicks him away! Killswitch slammed hard, spine-first into that barricade on the outside as Dubian is still obviously feeling the effects of that ringpost to the groin… Devan struggling to get up while GI seems to be lounging on the corner of the opposite side of the ring!
Mak: What the Hell is going on? GI seems rather amused with this fight going on between his two opponents, but he needs to win this HIMSELF and sooner rather than later.. Dubian seems to be looking to go high risk as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle! He’s got Killswitch locked on in his sights! LOOK OUT! GI RUSHES UP BEHIND DUBIAN AND LOCKS HIS WAIST!! SPIDER SUPLEX CONNECTS AS DUBIAN IS DROPPED HARD TO THE CANVAS WHILE GI REMAINS IN THE TREE OF WOE POSITION! GI now showing great strength as he pulls himself up to that top turnbuckle! HE’S PERCHED! CANNONBALL SENTON CONNECTS ONTO DEVAN DUBIAN!! THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE AS GI HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF DUBIAN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!…..
WWEFan: GI is ripped away from the cover and pulled to the outside to meet face to face with Killswitch! Killswitch now… He’s ARGUING with GI? I think Killswitch believes HE should pin Dubian! KILLSWITCH SLIDES INTO THE RING AND COVERS DUBIAN! HE’S PULLED BACK OUT BY GI! GI swings with a big right hand, but Killswitch quickly ducks it! KNIFE-EDGE CHOP CONNECTS TO THE CHEST OF GI AS HE TURNS BACK AROUND! ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP LIGHTS UP GI! KILLSWITCH UNLOADING WITH RAPID FIRE CHOPS TO THE CHEST OF GI STYLES AS IT SEEMS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION IS DEFENSELESS!! DUBIAN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO GI STYLES, WHICH SENDS GI COLLIDING INTO KILLSWITCH! Killswitch is none too happy about that as he rushes up to the apron… But he’s nailed with a big dropkick from Dubian! Killswitch drops next to GI! Dubian has the momentum on his side all of a sudden and he desperately needs to utilize it while he can! Killswitch and GI are stirring on the outside… DUBIAN LEAPS!! SPRINGBOARD 450!!! DUBIAN LANDS DIRECTLY ON BOTH MEN AS ALL THREE COMPETITORS ARE RENDERED DOWN AND OUT!! What a beautiful move that was! All three men now trying to race back up to their feet, but could we get a replay of that action?
(Replay is shown of Devan Dubian’s springboard 450 plancha onto Killswitch and GI Styles)
Mak: What a beautiful move INDEED, Fan! Dubian is the first man to make it to his feet as he grabs a hold of the back of GI’s head and sends him rolling back into the ring… Dubian now up on the apron… He could be looking to fly once more as he heads towards the high rent district! GI seems possibly completely down! Let’s not forget that he already fought one grueling match tonight! He could be going WAY past his physical limits here tonight and now Dubian safely atop that corner!! HOLD ON! GI’s stumbling to his feet! He’s almost up! GI STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS DUBIAN DROPS GROIN-FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! GI RUSHES UP THERE TO HIM AND CATCHES DUBIAN UPSIDE THE JAW WITH A POWERFUL KNEE! GI seems to be setting his opponent up for something big here… LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!! LOWBLOW!! Dubian nails GI with a lowblow and tops it off with a headbutt to the skull as GI is dropped flat on his back in the middle of the ring once again!! DUBIAN REGAINS HIS BALANCE!! 450 SPLASH!!!! THE 450 SPLASH CONNECTS ON GI STYLES!! DUBIAN HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!………
WWEFan: DIVING HEADBUTT!!! THE DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS ON DEVAN DUBIAN AS KILLSWITCH FLIES IN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! All three men are down once again! Killswitch may have hurt himself performing that death-defying maneuver, but that’s exactly like him! He’s willing to risk his body to win! He doesn’t care what the cost! GI is still down while it’s become a race between Killswitch and Dubian and which man can make it up first! Both men make it up at nearly the same time as they woozily turn around to meet one another! Dubian with a hard open-hand chop across the face of Killswitch! What a showing of disrespect! KILLSWITCH FIRES BACK WITH A LOUD KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE STERNUM OF DUBIAN! Dubian comes back with a kick to the ribs of Killswitch! Killswitch with a second knife-edge chop to the chest! Dubian with a high kick to the skull of Killswitch! Another high kick connects! Dubian now pulling in Killswitch and connects with a European uppercut! A second uppercut connects! A THIRD! A FOURTH!! Killswitch is backed up on the ropes!! BIG KICK TO THE SKULL! KILLSWITCH DUCKS IT! DUBIAN TURNS AROUND–DEATHNOTE!!!! KILLSWITCH DROPS DUBIAN WITH THE MASSIVE CUTTER!! DUBIAN DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE!! KILLSWITCH CAN’T COVER HIM! SCHOOLBOY ROLL-UP FROM GI ON KILLSWITCH OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Mak: Both men rush back to a vertical base… GI swings! Killswitch blocks it! Toe kick to the gut of GI! IMPALER DDT!! Killswitch renders GI once again down and out with that devastating DDT! Killswitch now… Rolling onto the apron and he could be looking to completely end this! GI is stirring as Killswitch readies himself… GI back to a vertical base!! KILLSWITCH LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! KILL-OR-SWITCH!!!! HE NAILS GI WITH THE KILL-OR-SWITCH!!!! HOLD ON! KILLSWITCH… HE’S LOCKING IT IN!! THE ANACONDA VICE!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE SUBMISSION VICTORY HERE!! GI IS IN TROUBLE! WE’RE GONNA SEE A NEW CHAMPION!! BOMBA-YE!!!! CARLOS ROSSO NAILS KILLSWITCH WITH THE BOMBA-YE OUT OF NOWHERE!! CARLOS GRABS A HOLD OF GI’S ARM AND DRAPES IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF KILLSWITCH!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Dubian slides in!!
Referee: THREE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Sweet Dreams” by GI Styles plays all throughout the arena as Carlos Rosso pulls GI out of the ring and grabs the National Extreme Championship from the Referee)
Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!!….. AND STTTTIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION….. G! I!! STTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLEEEEESSS!!!!….
WWEFan: Dynamite Rain manages to steal the victory for the National Extreme Championship tonight and it is ridiculous! What a screwjob Carlos Rosso just pulled off for his partner tonight as Killswitch and Devan Dubian look on with anger practically written on their faces!
Mak: I think it was brilliant! Carlos hit right when and where it mattered most and now Dynamite Rain are still holding that National Extreme Championship! GI is realizing where he is and looks rather confused at what Carlos just did as Carlos helps him to the back while a furious of Devan Dubian and Killswitch look on! They can’t believe this and from the looks of it, neither can GI!
WWEFan: I hope Carlos doesn’t think Dynamite Rain can just keep on cheating others out of victories like this without there being some sort of consequences! Dubian and Killswitch look like they’re not finished here…
(Camera cuts backstage to Flashback with a microphone in hand)
Flashback: No Regards has been one heck of a night so far, but still to come is the Ladder match for the coveted World Heavyweight Championship and my guest at this time knows a whole lot about that very Title. Ladies and gentlemen, Zack Crash!
(Camera pans over to a smirking Zack Crash as he clutches his World Heavyweight Championship)
Zack: Thank you, Max, but right now I’d like to address the man that did as I told him to like he’s a dog and sit right there at ringside for my match. I’d like to address a Mr. Jacob Senn. Senn, I like the way you put it tonight. You hate both Hades and I equally while we both feel the same way about you. The only problem is that you are the odd man out between Hades and I, because while you WANT to sit there with all of your preaching of anti-corruption and the dreams of being some sort of rebel and BELIEVING you’re in our league… Hades and I are main eventing a very special FPV tonight in what is sure to be one of the most brutal matches in my or Hades’ career and possibly one of the most brutal matches in EAW’s history. I have fought to be the best and get right here in this spot as YOUR World Heavyweight Champion and Jacob, that includes kicking your ass and the asses of four other competitors to gain the opportunity to become World Champion and be here tonight. You speak down on me as though you’re the light to my darkness, but you’re really nothing short of an envious little child who wants the brand new toy somebody else just got. I’ve beaten you more than enough times for it to be clear which one of us is better and yet you’re still here like a thorn in my side trying to make it seem as if everything I’ve done is an illusion and you’re the only hope this company has of having a man we can truly call World Champion. Hades and I may be willing to kill one another tonight, but there was a time when we were as close as brothers and the talent we accumulated throughout our careers earns us the right to be here and to be given this massive opportunity to showcase our abilities while people like you just scoff and think because you can talk that you can even be compared to us. What RIGHT do you have, Senn? What RIGHT do you have to call out the man you helped make World Champion by coming out on the losing end of Pain For Pride? What RIGHT do you have to look at me as cancer when you are the one who can’t let your selfish envy go? You’re a child in a man’s World, Senn, and after I beat Hades The Hellraiser to death and take BACK my World Heavyweight Title after it’s been latched to a rope and hung over the ring… I’m coming for you. I’m gonna make you remember why I always have and always will be better than you. I know the temptation may be too much to resist screwing me over, Senn, but if you even so much as get in my ring tonight I’m going to knock you on your ass as just an example of what’s to come. Enjoy the show.
(Zack walks off as Flashback looks on)
( Tyler Parker/Methuselah vs. House of Renegades feud recap airs )
( Camera returns to the arena where the Announcer is in the ring )
Announcer: The following is a 2 on 3 handicap match set for ONE FALL!
( “Fire It Up” – Thousand Foot Krutch hits; Nick Angel walks out from the back with Venom holding the YLC. Following them soon is Deity, and all three men grimly walk to the ring )
Announcer: Introducing first… they are the team of VEENOOM, THE DEITY AND NNNICK ANGEEEEELLL… THE HOUSE.. OOOOOOOOFFFFF RRRRRRRENEGAAAAAAAAAADESS!!
WWEFan: I believe it’s all coming to full circle now. The House of Renegades quickly made themselves known to their new recruit by attacking the Chairman and Owner of EAW, Scott Diamond and protecting Deity.. and then earlier tonight we saw Deity attack DEDEDE blatantly, and this is the result!
Mak: These House of Renegades aren’t the smartest, but they’re ballsy as I’ve seen a group of people in EAW for going at the two big dogs in the whole damn company! I wouldn’t back up such stupidity like that, but If they’re able to get it done against a member of the first ever Hall of Fame and a future Hall of Famer well… well.. I might just return my ring (no)
( “Revival” by Orgy hits as Tyler Parker walks out in blue and black attire to the ring )
Announcer: Their opponents… first, from Syracuse, New York weighing in at 223 POOOUNNDSSSS.. TYYYYLEEEEEEEEEEEERRR PARKEEEEEEEEEERRR!!
WWEFan: Well, Mak, Tyler Parker is taking this match very seriously and it’s not only because of the numbers game, not because they’re very promising athletes, but because they took away one of the more important wins of his career and they did it simply because they COULD. You know that has to be eating away at Parker here tonight.
Mak: It absolutely is, I can’t blame him.
( Tyler stops in front of the ring, digs under the apron and pulls out a chair as he looks up at the HOR in the ring challenging him )
( Tylers music fades )
( The lights black out )
“I shoot the lights out”
“Hide till it’s bright out”
“Ohhh just another lonely night”
“Are you willing to sacrifice…”
( The lights return, Methuselah is at the opposite side of the ring wielding a steel chair )
WWEFan: OH MY! IT’S METHUSELAH! THEY HAVE NO IDEA!
Mak: TURN AROUND YALL!
( Tyler hops on the apron and Methuselah slides in the ring )
WWEFan: METHUSELAH WITH A CRACK ACROSS THE HEAD OF DEITY! AND THE OTHER TWO MEN ARE SHOCKED, AS TYLER HOPS IN AND SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO THE ARM OF NICK ANGEL! AND METH CRACKS HIS CHAIR OVER VENOM’S SKULL! Meth TOSSES his chair out of the ring and Tyler drops his, and the referee is signaling for this match to start!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: A hell of a swerve.. how the hell did he even get here so quick!? Meth is playing no games, as he and Tyler Parker are, believe it or not, double teaming on Nick Angel as they have him backed in to a corner and throwing punches at any open spot, mainly the head! A two on one mugging if I could call it anything and they both whip him to the opposite corner.. and Meth grabs Tyler and irish whips him towards Nick and Tyler hits a DROPKICK to the chest! Nick stumbles out of the corner, and Meth snatches the arm for the irish whip- no, Reverse Whip into STO! Hell of a combo!
WWEFan: Deity’s up, KNOCKDOWN BLOWS from Tyler Parker as he takes him down with hay makers, and Meth is dealing with Venom and we know these men had slight interaction just yesterday on NEO! Venom throws the latest of a series of blows, BLOCK by Meth, SHOT by Meth.. another shot.. another shot… PEOPLES PUNCHES! PEOPLES PUNCHES! And Meth fist-pumps and hits a KNOCKDOWN PEOPLES PUNCH sending Venom FLYING over the ropes to the floor! Tyler’s got Deity lifted and he tosses him into the corner.. and Parker grabs a recovering Nick Angel and whips him into Deity! Parker follows suit with a running CROSSBODY!
Mak: NO! Nick ducks! Tyler hits Deity and Nick takes Meth DOWN with the clothesline! Tyler turns around, and Tyler charges but Angel ducks and nails a Tilt-A-Whirl! NICE tilt-a-whirl backbreaker to the knee and he turns around and converts! ROUTE 66! INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER, THAT’A DO IT WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEGS!
Referee: OOOOONEEE, TWOOOOO…
WWEFan: KICKOUT by TP. DEDEDE is up and delivers a european uppercut, and Nick fires back! Both guys.. look at this! They’re trading uppercuts rapidly! UPPERCUT BY meth, UPPERCUT BY NICK, meth, NICK, METH, NICK, METH AGAIN, METH AGAIN, METH AGAIN, AND METH FIST-PUMPS AND HITS A KNOCKDOWN UPPERCUT! We may have seen a european uppercut version of the ”Peoples Punches” — OH NO, CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK FROM DEITY! Deity picked up that chair still left in the ring and Tyler is going after him.. but is slid out of the ring by Venom and is thrown right into the barricade! Tylers seated infront of the ‘cade in pain, and Venom has a chair in his own hand and SMASHES IT INTO TYLERS SKULL SANDWICHED INTO THE BARRICADE! TP’S OUT! Venom slides back in now, and Deity’s got Meth face down on top of the steel chair… and Venoms sizing up!!! HE’S LIFTED AND NAILS THE CONCHAIRTO!
Mak: ANOTHER conchairto! And a third one for good measure, as Nick slithers atop of Meth for the win!
Referee: OOOOOOONEEE.. TWOOOOOOOOOO….
Mak: KICKOUT. But the numbers are meaning everything now, as Deity’s picking up Meth and has a full nelson on him… there’s Nick Angel STOMPING at the ribs and hitting swift kicks into the gut! Beating him like a government mule! Nick is now yelling in Methuselah’s face, bitching him out and Nick hits UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! THIRD! FOURTH! FIFTH! SIX! .. UP TO TEN UPPERCUTS, GETTING HIS PAYBACK! Deity lets go and NICK HITS THE GROUND ZERO!!!! — NO, Meth pushes away and hits an ELBOW to Deity’s face! PUNCH to the mouth of Venom, punch towards Nick and is going in on all three guys as much as he can– but Deity tackles Meth to the ground and Nick is stomping away at the head! They’re putting that old coot down as Meth’s going for the arms… and now the legs… and not the joints with STOMPS. NOW STOMP TO THE GROIN! Meth sits up in pain and Nick backs up looking to finish that Endgame with a Shining Wizard–
WWEFan: SWAT! TYLER PARKER ON THE APRON WITH A KENDO STICK SMACKES IT IN THE BACK OF NICKS HEAD! Now Tyler is choking Nick out from behind, and Deity slides out of the ring behind TP as Tyler lets go of Nick and Tyler SWATS Deity with that Kendo stick! Deity’s dazed, and Tyler SPRINGS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HITS THE FINAL CHAPTER OFF THE APRON!! DISASTER KICK WITH THE FOOT SMACKING ACROSS DEITY’S HEAD AS THE SOUND IS HEARD THROUGH THE BUILDING! Deity has to be out from that, and Venom slides out of the ring as well and charges.. but is taken DOWN by the knee lift. Tyler Parker’s strategy of divide and conquer has been fully effective as he pulls out from under the ring, a wooden table and sets it up at ring side.
Mak: Man, what kind of sucker sets up a table in an EAW match? You’re bound to be put through it! Tyler grabs Nick Angel aand takes him in front of the table… Tyler turns towards Meth and makes some kind of motion with his hand as Meth nods and Tyler lifts Angel for the POWERBOMB! BUT LOOK AT METHUSELAH, HE BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND DIVES OVER FOR THE SENTON OVER THE ROPES INTO NICK ANGEL AS METH/TYLER HIT THE SENTON/POWERBOMB SPECIAL!!! LOOK AT METH’S DIVE! MAMA, THERE GOES THAT MAN!
( Replay shows of the combo table crash / split screen shows Tyler driving Venom into the ring post )
WWEFan: How epic! What a move, Nick Angel looks FINISHED! Tyler is rolling Venom in the ring, and Methuselah rolls in Deity.. this is smart, they’re going to leave Nick Angel out of the equation and neutralize the two threats. Meth throws several blows at Venom, and Venom RAKES the eye as he backs into the ropes but is taken DOWN by a big boot from Meth! Methuselah now pulls Deity up and Tyler says something to Meth.. Meth how holds Deity up in a full nelson just like Deity did him, as Tyler SPRINGS UP THE ROPES AGAIN FOR THE FINAL CHAPTER AGAIN!! BUT DEITY BREAKS OUT AND DUCKS, AS TYLER FLIES … BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS AS WELL! Deity stumbles to the ropes, is leaned and Tyler runs but Deity ducks down and yanks the ropes down sending Tyler out… and Meth runs towards DEITY FOR THE SPEAR!!!! BUT DEITY DODGES AND METH HITS THE UNSUSPECTING TYLER IN THE RIBS!! PARKER WAS STILL ON THE APRON!!!
Mak: That’s got to suck! And Venom kicks Meth in the gut…. PARALYZER CONNECTS!!!!! STUNNER NAILED ON METHUSELAH, METH AIN’T SEEN IT COMING! Venom hooks both legs!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONEEEE… TWOOOOOOOO!! THRRR-
Mak: KICKOUT! It’s not enough, just not enough. We know that’s one of Venoms best moves, but not today, not against Methuselah.. and Deity snatches the left arm just to lock in the LAST NOTE! FUJIWARA ARMBAR AND HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN ON THAT OLD, DECREPIT HAG WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.. AND THIS KID DEITY JUST MIGHT MAKE HIM TAP! But here comes TP.. who meets a flurry of fists from Venom, but Parker’s fighting back viciously with several knees to the ribs, and NAILS HIM THAT TRIFORCE DDT! Hook of both legs!!!
WWEFan: METHUSELAH’S TAPPING!!!! METHUSELAH TAPS OUT!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONEEE!!! …. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! … THRRR- NICK ANGEL with the save!
Mak: HOLD THE HELL UP, METHUSELAH TAPPED OUT!
WWEFan: THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT! DEITY’S ALREADY RELEASED THE HOLD, AND HES FURIOUS!
Mak: THAT’S SOME BULLSHIT!
WWEFan: Deity is pleading his case to the ref furiously, and he and the ref converse, but the fact is Tyler Parker saved the match for his team and he had no clue! But quickly, Nick Angel flings Parker to the ring apron.. underhooks him and has him hanging by the middle rope as he DROPS HIM FOR THE LOCKDOWN! Head PLANTED into the mat, and Nick gets up and smacks Deity’s arm, telling him how they have to get back in gear.
( Deity and Nick converse as the camera shows Nick Angel with a large gash across his entire back )
Mak: Nick Angel got fucked up, but what’s more fucked up is that this match isn’t over and Deity wasn’t declared the winner! That should be Deity – 2, DEDEDE – 0 right now! Venom is recovering from that tri-force, and Deity and Nick break as they immediately approach Methuselah double teaming him with punches to the face and stomps to the arms! Nick sizes up a MEAN punch to the face and Meth rolls to the ringside floor.. Nick Angel follows, and immediately heads to the near-by steel steps… these guys are right in front of us, anything could happen at the fourth ever No Regards. Nick has the steps lifted and Deity who’s slid out to the ring pulls up Meth. Deity is talking trash and smacking Meth around, he’s really bringin’ it in ways I didn’t expect!
WWEFan: Tyler Parker and Venom are both recovered at the same time, and Venom has Tyler backed in to the corner sending shoulder thrusts at Parker… and he pulls off the padded turnbuckle as Venom scoops TP on his shoulder to DROP HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES FOR THE SNAKE EYES — No, Tyler catches him self up top and hits a BOOT to the mouth of Venom! Venom backs up in pain and Tyler climbs all the way up top and leaps off for a STUNNING MOONSAULT! VENOM TAKEN DOWN, PARKER DOWN AS WELL!
Mak: Hold up, look out here! Deity with all he has irish whips Meth into the steps being carried by Deity!!!! … BUT METH REVERSES THE WHIP AND SENDS DEITY FACE FIRST INTO NICKS STEPS! And in the ring, Tyler covers Venom with an arm!
Referee: OOOOONEEE.. TWOOO….
WWEFan: VENOM kicks out, and Methuselah runs towards Angel, leaps over Deitys body and hits a DROPKICK INTO THE STEPS, SENDING NICK CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! His plan backfired, and now Methuselah slides in the ring as Tyler is getting up… Meth approaches Tyler and is telling him of something as both guys lift Venom… perhaps for a double vertical suplex?? N- NO! DOUBLE MUSCLE BUSTER!!! VENOM IS COOKED! Meth hooks both legs, Tyler with the lateral press!
Referee: OOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! …
WWEFan: SKIDROW!!! DOUBLE PUNT ON BOTH METHUSELAH AND TYLER PARKER! Ha… have you EVER seen that before!?
Mak: Talk about hell bent! This man Nick Angel came in off of fumes! Nick on all four after saving the match, you can tell this guys determined! Meth and Tyler are KNOCKED OUT, and Nick is crawling with blood dripping from his lips towards the nearest man on the opposing team! Nick struggling and looking for something as Deity is barely pulling himself up the apron, and Nick drops over Tyler Parker and just has to roll him over! Tyler was the first to eat that Skidrow and though it was not 100 percent, it might be just enough as he gets him on his back! THE COVER!
Referee OOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEE
WWEFan: Meth DROPS OVER NICK ANGELS TORSO! And Meth pulls Nick up and has him tucked in for the METHUSELAH DDT! But here comes Deity rolling in from behind Methuselah, and he HOOKS HIM, TURNS HIM AND LIFTS METH FOR THE VERTEBREAKER, SAVING NICK! DEITY WANTS TO HIT THE TICKET TO HELL, METH HUNG UPSIDE DOWN.. BUT Meth BACKFLIPS and lifts for the ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP – AND CONVERTS IT INTO A FACE BUSTER! Nick Angel getting up and hits a blow to the jaw of Meth, Meth is reeling and leaned on the ropes and Nick whips him to the other side.. Meth comes back and Nick goes for clothesline… but Meth DUCKS, HEADS BEHIND AND CONNECTS THE METH-O-MATIC ON NICK ANGEL! Meth back-rolls and gets back up, but there’s VENOM with a knife edged chest chop! Venom DRIVES Meth in to the corner and Venom backs up and hits a SPINNING HEEL KICK into the face at the corner! Meth stumbles out the corner, Venom from behind hooks and hits the GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING METHUSELAH OVER THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!
( Methuselah lands on his feet but collapses to his knees unbeknownst to Venom )
Mak: Tyler Parker returns back up and hits an uppercut to Venoms jaw! And.. OUCH, VENOM SWINGS A KICK DIRECTLY TO THE NUTS!! That has GOT to hurt! Tyler’s yet to fall as he’s crouched over, and Venom is laughing as TP leans on Venoms chest.. VENOM NOW TURNS HIM AROUND AND TYLER MEETS THE GROUND ZERO FROM NICK ANGEL!
WWEFan: BUT TYLER COLLAPSES, AND NICK TAKES DOWN VENOM WITH THE GROUND ZERO! Nick cant believe the mis-fire, but Venom is out and so is Tyler Parker as Nick pulls Tyler up… but Meth DRAGS Nick out of the ring and runs him face first into the ring post!! Meth slides in, and Tyler meets Deity… Deity charges, TYLER DUCKS AND HITS THE SPEAR!! Tyler ripping a page out of the storied book from his mentor!
Mak: STORIED, STORIED book (crs).
WWEFan: And now Methuselah is climbed up in the ring but has … not one… but TWO.. BARBEDWIRE STEEL CHAIRS IN HIS HANDS! AND METH TOSSES ON AT TYLER PARKER, AS TP GRINS DEVILISHLY! METH IS UP AT THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND TYLER PLACES THE CHAIR ON THE FLOOR AS HE PULLS DEITY UP……….. AND TYLER NAILS THE ACROSS THE PARK INTO THE BARBEDWIRE CHAIR!!!! DEITY IS LAYING WITH A FACE FULL OF BARBEDWIRE STUCK IN HIS SKIN, AND METHUSELAH FROM THE TOP ROPE NAILS THE DIVING CONCHAIRTO!!! DEITY’S CAREER IS OVER, NO!
Mak: GROUND ZERO! GROUND ZERO CATCHING METHUSELAH IN MID AIR BEFORE HE CAN BRING DOWN THAT CHAIR! NICK ANGEL WITH THAT LIGHTNING QUICK SAVE, METHUSELAH IS DONE FOR!
WWEFan: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS … INSANE!
Mak: Tyler rushes to Nick — GROUND ZERO! TYLER PARKER IS TAKEN DOWN, AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Nick is LOSING it, he’s hype full of adrenaline and pulls Methuselah back up… is standing over the barbed wire chair on the mat and is pointing to it before connecting the GROUND ZERO FOR THE SECOND TIME, THIS TIME IN TO THE CHAIR!! AND NICK COVERS!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!
( “Fire It Up” hits as Nick Angel rises, and gets his arm raised before collapsing )
Announcer: Here are your winneeers…. the team of VENOM, DEITY AND NICK ANGEL.. THE HOUSE.. OOOOOOOFFF RRRENEGAAAAAADES!
Mak: Nick Angel has WON IT! He’s got his first ever FPV win over the man to beat at FPV’s if you wanna make it in this company!
WWEFan: What an all out battle! Tyler Parker and Methuselah have nothing to be ashamed of especially with the odds they were against, but I take absolutely NOTHING away from the three men on the winning team.. this was one hell of a showcase!
( Nick rolls out of the ring and drags out the bloodied Deity and a dazed Venom as they celebrate on the ramp )
Mak: Man that was just fun to watch, I cant even say I’m mad that Nick got the W. We’ll leave you with some highlights.
( Highlights of Nick catching Methuselah mid-conchairto with the Ground Zero along with the finishing Ground Zeros were shown )
(Camera cuts backstage to Nick Angel, Venom, and The Deity celebrating their win as they make their way down a corridor of the arena)
Venom: How bout a drink on me? What do ya say?!
Deity: That sounds GREAT, because there is no other fitting way to mourn the loss of Methuselah’s career than by pouring one for him! Haha!
Nick: You were both great tonight, but this is only JUST the beginning! We’re going to make the entire World know what we do and why we do it!
(Nick, Venom, and Deity run into Hades The Hellraiser; making his way towards the ring and dressed in his wrestling attire)
Hades: I’m real proud of what you men did out there tonight. You killed a Legend that was long since dead before he ever knew it. You crushed what was left of Tyler Parker. Now the only thing left to do is take what belongs to me. See you at after party.
(Hades slaps Nick on the shoulder and walks off with a wicked smile on his face)
(A Graphic if shown of Zack Crash versus Hades The Hellraiser for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship in a Ladder Match)
WWEFan: AND HERE WE ARE! IT’S COME TO THIS AND I CANNOT WAIT A MOMENT MORE! Zack Crash and Hades The Hellraiser have quickly transitioned into enemies from close allies and their friendship was all tainted by what taints most: Fame, glory, and gold! The World Heavyweight Championship is the most powerfully symbolic prize in the history of our business and both of these men want it more than anything, but only ONE can walk out with the victory! There can be only ONE World Heavyweight Champion and when you take away all of the personal conflicts that have erupted between these two men, the only thing left is that prestigious World Heavyweight Title! It’s time!
(Video package plays for Zack Crash versus Hades The Hellraiser; highlighting the formation and rise of The House of Renegades, Zack Crash’s refusal to relinquish the World Title, and Zack being taken hostage at the hands of the Renegades)
(Camera cuts back to the World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring as dozens of ladders have been strategically set up and placed all around the ring and on the entrance ramp)
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A LADDER MATCH…. AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDD!!!!….
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as a motorcycle engine can be heard revving up)
Mak: Here comes the winner! The NEW World Champion is making his arrival! My money’s on this big, sadistic, bastard!
(A large platform descends from above as smoke blows from underneath it with the rapid sound of a motorcycle engine revving up)
WWEFan: I guess you gotta give this guy an A for effort when it comes to making an entrance, but I can’t help but feel he ACTUALLY thinks he’s some kinda God descending from the Heavens…
Mak: Well he doesn’t sorta resemble–
WWEFan: Nah, I don’t see it.
(The large platform is revealed to be attached to a silver ramp as Hades The Hellraiser can be seen sporting jeans, a black leather vest with several skull-designs on it, a red bandana, gloves, and sunglasses as he continues to rev up his custom-made chopper; patterned with “House of Renegades” designs)
Mak: Forget the crippled guy, Fan! THIS is what a World Champion should look like!
WWEFan: This entrance would even make Apollo Creed say “too much”…
(Hades rides the motorcycle rapidly down the large ramp as the edge of it stops next to the top rope and rides into the ring as the Ring Announcer and Referee jump out of the ring)
WWEFan: How the Hell are we supposed to have a match with that thing in the ring?! The World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender at ringside, Jacob Senn, is shaking his head looking at this!
Announcer: First…. The challenger!…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. “THE BIG DEVIL” AND A MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES…. HADES! THE!! HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRAAAAAIIIIISSSSSSEEERRRR!!!….
(The platform/ramp ascend back up into the rafters as Hades gets off the motorcycle and taunts to the jeering crowd)
(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash makes his way out to the stage in black, red, and white camouflage pants and his hair down and his right arm in a cast as he raises the World Heavyweight Championship high above his head)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!…. “THE REBEL”…. ZACK CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!….
WWEFan: HERE COMES HADES!! ZACK DUCKS A BIG BOOT FROM AN ONCOMING HADES THE HELLRAISER!! HE NAILS HADES WITH A BOOT OF HIS OWN STRAIGHT TO THE RIBS AS HE TURNS AROUND!! NO PRETTY ENTRANCE FOR ZACK CRASH! HE’S HERE TO DEFEND HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND HE’LL DO SO AT WHATEVER COST!! BOTH MEN NOW THROWING FISTS ALL OVER THE PLACE! THIS MATCH HASN’T EVEN OFFICIALLY BEGUN YET AND NEITHER OF THESE COMPETITORS COULD EVEN GIVE A DAMN! Hades is quickly gaining the upperhand on his opponent and that ironically seems to be because he has TWO hands to use while Zack’s right arm is still very much injured as he has to only rely on his left! BIG BOOT TO THE RIGHT ARM OF ZACK! Zack cringes as he backpedals onto the steel steps behind him!
Mak: HADES WITH A BOOT! Zack manages to roll directly under it! Hades turns around, but Zack is quick to make it back to his feet as he nails Hades with a headbutt to the skull!! Nobody wins with a headbutt, but Zack is willing to go for anything! KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK NOW WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF HADES!! ROLLING ELBOW AS HADES IS SENT FLIPPING BACKWARDS OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM!!! What a move that was from the World Heavyweight Champion!! Zack seems to be eying that ladder at the bottom of the ramp! I think he’s looking to insert the first ladder of this contest as he make his way over to it and begins getting it ready! HADES WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! This big man, Hades, is NOT easy to keep down by any stretch of the imagination as he’s already back up following that big shot he just took and the tumble that immediately followed! Zack was unable to successfully pick up that ladder, but Hades may be stealing it from him as he sends Zack’s skull colliding right into it! Zack with an immediate elbow to the jaw of Hades! Another elbow rocks Hades as he’s sent backing up a few feet! HADES SWINGS BACK WITH A BOOT TO THE RIGHT HAND OF ZACK AS HE SANDWICHES IT INTO THE LADDER!! Hades now with another vicious boot as it successfully bounces off the skull of Zack Crash!
WWEFan: Oh this is not looking good at ALL for the World Champion here in the early going as he’s been laid out by his challenger.. Hades has a sadistic look on his face and only God knows what could be going on in that mind of his as he grabs Zack by his hair and pulls him back up to a vertical base.. Hades now… He’s picking up Zack’s entire body and seems to actually be placing him on the metal levers that help hold the ladder up between the two sides!! Zack may be completely trapped! No! The World Champion is quickly looking to wiggle out of this precarious position, but it would seem Hades has no intentions of going for any World Title just yet… But he’s climbing that very same ladder! Hades getting higher and higher as Zack continues to attempt to flee from this trap he’s been caught within!! LEG DROP!!! HADES WITH A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP ACROSS THE CHEST OF ZACK CRASH FROM THE LADDER!!! WHAT A MOVE AND IT COULD BE EXACTLY WHAT HADES NEEDS IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH!! THE LADDER TIPS OVER AS ZACK SLIDES OUT FROM BETWEEN IT AND LOOKS LIKE A RAGDOLL AFTERWARDS!! The World Champion could be seriously injured; more than when he walked into this contest! Hades has a wicked smile on his face as he now picks up that same ladder, but it looks as though one of the metal pieces have broken as he throws it out of the way!
Mak: Hades now grabbing another ladder and it looks as though he may finally be going in for the kill here! This has to be it! All Hades has to do is climb a ladder now and he will be our new World Champion, but he needs to hurry his ass up! Hades slides the ladder in and he follows behind as he yells at the timekeeper to ring the bell so that this contest can OFFICIALLY begin!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: This could be the quickest ladder match in the history of EAW!! HADES HAS THAT LADDER SET UP PERFECTLY UNDERNEATH THAT GLIMMERING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT!! HADES BEGINS TO ASCEND UP THE LADDER!! Hold on! HOLD ON! ZACK CRASH IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE AFTER USING THE RING APRON TO HELP HIM UP!! HADES SEES HIM! Don’t be a dumbass!! Grab the Title! Go for the Title! C’MON! HADES WITH A MIDDLE FINGER DIRECTED RIGHT AT THE DAMAGED WORLD CHAMPION!! HE’S GOING FOR IT!! HADES CLIMBING UP THE LADDER AS ZACK ROLLS IN AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN!! HADES HAS IT!! NO–HE’S SHAKEN AS ZACK STUMBLES INTO THE LADDER!! HADES IS LOOKING PISSED, BUT HE NEEDS TO FOCUS! GRAB THE BELT! ZACK SHAKES THE LADDER AGAIN AS HADES NEARLY DROPS OFF!! HADES NOW CUSSING OUT ZACK! HADES IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN–HE’S GONNA GO AFTER HIM! ZACK TIPS THE LADDER OVER!!! JESUS!! HADES LANDS DIRECTLY ON THE SEAT OF HIS MOTORCYCLE THAT’S STILL PARKED IN THE RING!! HADES JUST LANDED GROIN-FIRST ON THAT MOTORCYCLE SEAT!!
WWEFan: That is gonna ruin his weekend! I…. I’m sorry, give me a moment…
Mak: WHAT?! You can’t laugh!
WWEFan: No, no, I apologize…. ANYWAY… Zack seems to have absolutely NO intention of going for the gold just yet as he picks up that ladder Hades just met a cruel fate with! ZACK WITH THAT LADDER! HE NAILS HADES RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE TOP OF THAT LADDER!! Hades isn’t off yet! Hades is looking very dazed and VERY confused, but he’s still on that motorcycle seat! I think he might actually be stuck to it! Zack now… Going with an old school maneuver here as he places that ladder around his head… HE SWINGS IT INTO THE STERNUM OF HADES WITH THE RIGHT SIDE!…. HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF HADES WITH THE LEFT SIDE! INTO THE STERNUM! INTO THE SPINE!! ZACK CRASH IS NOW IN COMPLETE CONTROL HERE AS HE RAPIDLY LAYS INTO HADES THE HELLRAISER WITH REPEATED SHOTS TO THE STERNUM AND SPINE!!! Zack puts a stop to the attack as he takes the ladder off and places it on the ground in front of the motorcycle… Zack now back up as he just NAILS Hades with a left forearm to the face! Another forearm! Zack now setting his opponent up!! LOOK OUT!! ONTO THE LADDER!!! SUPLEX ONTO THAT LADDER FROM THE MOTORCYCLE!!! HADES IS WRITHING IN PAIN FROM THAT ONE!!
Mak: Zack doesn’t even seem to be finished with his opponent yet!! Zack stumbles back to his feet as he uses those ropes next to him to aid him and keep his balance! Zack has a look in his eyes that really makes me question who is the sane one in this contest! Zack now making his way over to Hades’ motorcycle and he may be taking it slowly, but I don’t think Hades is going anywhere right now after the beating he just took at the hands of the World Champion! Zack seems to have something in mind for that motorcycle as he moves it over next to Hades’ body on that ladder… ZACK KICKS THE MOTORCYCLE OVER AS IT FALLS ONTO THE BODY OF HADES!! HADES MAY NOT ONLY BE UNCONSCIOUS, BUT TRAPPED AS WELL!! ZACK IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE AND LOCKS EYES WITH JACOB SENN WHO REMAINS SEATED IN THE FRONT ROW… Zack smirks as he reaches down and picks up the ladder set up next to the barricade in front of him and slides it into the ring as he follows behind it! Hades may have seriously dropped the ball as Zack seems to now be completely in control here as he sets up that ladder! Hades seems to have realized where he is, but he’s trapped under that motorcycle of his! Hades’ own transportation is working against him here AND NOW ZACK BEGINS THE CLIMB!! HE’S DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE!! CLIMBING A LADDER IS WHAT BROUGHT HIM TO THE DANCE AND HE COULD DO IT AGAIN!!
WWEFan: That nagging right hand injury is definitely a detriment to him in a match like this as it slows him down, but Zack’s will is unmatched! Zack sees that World Title only a few steps from being in his grasp!! HE NEARLY FALLS OFF AS HADES RUSHES INTO THE LADDER!! HADES IS NOW THE DAMAGED ONE STUMBLING INTO THE LADDER JUST TO BARELY SAVE HIMSELF FROM A MASSIVE LOSS TONIGHT! ZACK DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO GIVE A DAMN AS HE CONTINUES CLIMBING!! HADES SEEMS TO BE FOCUSED BACK ON THE TASK AT HAND AND WITH A LOOK OF CONTEMPT BEGINS SHAKING THAT LADDER VIOLENTLY AS ZACK DOES HIS BEST TO KEEP ON IT! ZACK REACHING FOR THAT WORLD TITLE!! HE’S GOT HIS FINGERTIPS ON IT!!! HADES FORCES THE LADDER OVER!!! NO! ZACK MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM A HUGE FALL BY CATCHING THE TOP ROPE WITH HIS FOOT!! Zack gets both feet on the top rope as he pushes the ladder out of the way and he and Hades lock eyes! ZACK SPRINGBOARDS!! HE LANDS RIGHT ON THE SHOULDERS OF HIS OPPONENT–HURRICANRANA!!! NO! HADES ISN’T LETTING IT CONNECT! HE’S USING EVERYTHING HE’S GOT LEFT IN THE TANK TO KEEP IT FROM CONNECTING! HADES USES THAT IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH TO PULL ZACK BACK UP COMPLETELY ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S SETTING HIM UP! LAST CALL!!!! ZACK STOPS IT AS HE SPITS IN THE FACE OF HADES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HURRICANRANA OVER THE ROPES AS HADES AND ZACK GO CRASHING AND BURNING TO THE OUTSIDE!! BOTH MEN NAILING THE UNFORGIVING RING APRON!!
Mak: Both men are in a great amount of pain here and it is showing BIG time! These guys are fucking each other up; plain and simple! There’s nothing fancy going on here! This is a straight up BRAWL! These two men want to destroy one another and they will do absolutely everything it takes! Both men slowly rising back to their feet… Hades and Zack locking eyes as they both race to get to a vertical base! Zack using that barricade while Hades uses that ring apron! BOTH MEN UP! HADES CHARGES!! DROP TOE HOLD!! HADES LANDS AWKWARDLY UP FACE-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AS ZACK STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET! HE DROPS AN ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF HADES SKULL AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!! ZACK LOOKS LIKE A DERANGED ANIMAL! HE LOOKS LIKE HE MAY ACTUALLY KILL HIS OPPONENT AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF THAT LADDER NEXT TO THE BARRICADE! ZACK PICKING UP THAT LADDER OVER HIS HEAD! HE LUNGES IT INTO THE BODY OF HADES! HE SWINGS IT DOWN INTO THE BODY OF HADES AGAIN! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AS ZACK RAMS THE END OF THAT LADDER INTO HADES’ BODY! ZACK NOW SEEMS TO HAVE COME TO DESPERATE MEASURES AS HE SETS UP THAT LADDER BETWEEN THE APRON AND THE BARRICADE!! These fans are hungry for blood, but I got a feeling they’re about to get more than what they bargained for!! Zack pulling Hades back up!
WWEFan: Hades pushes Zack back a couple feet! Zack seems to be getting quickly frustrated! Hades pushes him away again! Zack is about to snap again! LOW BLOW!! HADES JUST LAID ZACK OUT WITH A LOW BLOW AS THE WORLD CHAMPION DROPS TO HIS KNEES!! HADES IS UP! HE WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF THE KNEELING ZACK CRASH!! PULLING ZACK BACK TO HIS FEET! ZACK MAY NOT HAVE MUCH LEFT! HE PICKS HIM UP!! CHOKESLAM ACROSS THAT LADDER!!! ZACK FALLS OFF IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN AS HE FAVORS HIS BACK! HADES’ FACE SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE! THIS MAN HAS NOT EVEN A FRAGMENT OF MERCY IN HIS BODY! HADES GRABS A HOLD OF ZACK BY HIS SKULL! DRAGGING ZACK’S BODY BACK UP BY HIS SHEER SKULL! HE PULLS HIM IN!! DON’T!! LAST CALL!!!!! LAST CALL THROUGH THE GODDAMN LADDER!!! ZACK CRASH HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!! ZACK CRASH HAS BEEN SENT COMPLETELY THROUGH THAT LADDER!! HADES MAY HAVE JUST DAMN-NEAR KILLED ZACK CRASH WITH THAT!! HOLD ON! HADES DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO BE FINISHED! HE’S PICKING UP THE BROKEN PIECES OF THAT LADDER AND NOW LAYS INTO ZACK’S POSSIBLY UNCONSCIOUS BODY WITH IT! ZACK HAS NO WAY TO DEFEND HIMSELF! THIS IS SICK! The Referee FINALLY steps in between Hades and Zack! Hades drops to his knees as he’s still visibly in pain and with that sadistic smirk on his face laughter erupts from him! I can’t believe this guy!
Mak: Hades has lost his fucking mind! I swear he has! This man has completely lost ALL sanity as he looks at what he’s done to his opponent! Zack could be DEAD and this guy wouldn’t bat an eyelash! What Hades NEEDS to be doing is grabbing that World Heavyweight Championship!! Hades turns his head and directs his eyes at the shining World Heavyweight Championship that seems to have eluded him for so long! Hades’ eyes say it all! He has done everything in his power to come to this moment and it’s finally here! All Hades has to do is grab the belt! That’s all he has to do! Hades rises back to his feet… He’s wobbly! HOLD ON! ZACK CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM OF HADES’ JEANS BEFORE HE GETS INTO THE RING!! ZACK IS STILL ALIVE! HADES CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ZACK IS REFUSING TO END IT LIKE THIS! HE WANTS TO KEEP GOING! Hades now… He looks down and shakes his head in disappointment at Zack… Hades now telling Zack to know when to stay down! Zack needs to listen to him if he wants to leave with his life! Zack refuses to let go! Zack is shaking his head back at Hades! HADES KICKS ZACK AWAY! HADES PUSHES THE REFEREE AWAY! HADES NOW RIPPING OFF THE MAT ON THE FLOOR TO EXPOSE THAT CEMENT UNDERNEATH IT!! HADES HAS LOST IT! HADES NOW.. GRABBING A HOLD OF ZACK… PULLING HIM BACK UP BY HIS THROAT!
Hades (without a microphone): IT’S OKAY, ZACK! I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU! I CAN PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY! LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE!
WWEFan: HADES PICKS ZACK UP!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! ZACK SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDERS OF HADES! HADES TURNS AROUND TO MEET A SHOT TO THE SKULL FROM ZACK! ZACK’S GOT A STEP OFF THAT DESTROYED LADDER!! ZACK’S GOT A STEP FROM THAT LADDER HADES SENT HIM THROUGH! HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SKULL OF HADES AGAIN! BLOOD NOW FLOWING DOWN THE FACE OF HADES THE HELLRAISER AS HE STRUGGLES TO STAY ON HIS FEET!! ZACK SWINGS AGAIN! NO! HADES CATCHES IT! HADES WITH A SOUR LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE SHAKES HIS HEAD!!
Hades (without a microphone): GIVE IT UP, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!
Mak: ZACK WITH A HEADBUTT INTO THE SKULL OF HADES! Hades backs up a couple feet as Zack stumbles into the barricade! Zack stumbles towards Hades! HADES WRAPS A HAND AROUND HIS THROAT!! HADES NOW SLOWLY CLIMBING ATOP THE BARRICADE!! HADES SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH AS HE PULLS ZACK UP TO THE BARRICADE WITH HIM!! THE FIRST FOUR ROWS ARE DASHING OUT OF THE WAY AS HE’S GOT HIS TARGET LOCKED ON!! CHOKESLAM!!!! KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF HADES! ANOTHER KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF HADES NOW!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! CHOKESLAM?!?!!! INTO THE CHAIRS OF THE FANS!!! HADES THE HELLRAISER IS HIT WITH HIS OWN CHOKESLAM INTO THOSE CHAIRS BY ZACK CRASH!!!! ZACK FALLS OFF THE BARRICADE AS HADES IS LEFT BURIED UNDER WHAT LOOKS LIKE DOZENS OF STEEL CHAIRS IN THE CROWD!!! I can’t believe it! These guys are literally killing each other!!
WWEFan: HOLD ON!… ZACK IS MOVING! ZACK IS SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE AS HE CRAWLS! ZACK CRAWLING TO THE LADDER IN FRONT OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! Zack slowly climbing back to his feet as he picks up that ladder! Zack… He doesn’t even seem to be TRYING to win this now as he sets up that ladder next to the barricade where Hades The Hellraiser has been laid out in the crowd! Zack has that look of passion in his eyes as he struggles to climb that ladder! He’s doing everything he can to climb that ladder! Hades is moving now as he tries to escape from that burial of chairs! Zack is half way up! Hades begins to move! ZACK SEES HE ONLY HAS ONE SHOT FOR WHATEVER HE’S PLANNING!! MOONSAULT!!!! MOONSAULT!!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO HADES THE HELLRAISER OFF THAT LADDER!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THAT WAR ZONE OF STEEL CHAIRS IN THE CROWD!!! NEITHER MAN IS MOVING!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THEY ARE DOWN!! I can’t believe it, but I think somebody is actually showing signs of life all of a sudden! It’s ridiculous; the endurance both of these competitors have! Zack Crash is pulling himself up using that barricade! I can’t believe he’s able to even move by this point! HOLD ON! WHAT?! CY HENDERSON?! THAT’S CY HENDERSON!! CY HENDERSON IS NONCHALANTLY MAKING HIS WAY DOWN HERE!! IS THIS WHAT HE WAS FORESHADOWING FROM HIS WORDS EARLIER TONIGHT?! CY HENDERSON WALKS DOWN HERE WITH A WICKED SMILE UPON HIS FACE AS HE NOW ENTERS THE RING! What the Hell does he have any business being out here?!
Cy Henderson (without a microphone): There’s only one TRUE World Champion! He hasn’t been around for a while, but he is now! Yall are looking at him! I’M TAKING MY PLACE BACK ON MY THRONE!
Mak: HE’S GRABBING THAT LADDER IN THE RING! I THINK CY’S ABOUT TO STEAL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE’S LOOKING TO CLIMB UP THERE AND TAKE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! CY HENDERSON IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WHO CAN STOP HIM! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ZACK AND HADES AREN’T ANYWHERE NEAR MAKING IT TO THE RING! CY’S PULLED DOWN FROM THE LADDER!! IT’S JACOB SENN! JACOB HAS JUMPED THE BARRICADE! HE’S INSERTING HIMSELF INTO THIS CONTEST! Cy’s serious look of surprise now seems to be transitioning to one of joy! Cy’s laughing in the face of Jacob Senn! LOOK OUT! BRIAN DANIELS!! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF CY’S HEAD! CY TURNS AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS WITH HIS RIVAL!! DANIELS SEEMS INTENT ON KEEPING CY FROM COMING BACK PERIOD!! THEIR BRAWL SPILLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS JACOB SENN IS LEFT ALONE IN THE RING! SENN NOW ACTUALLY EYING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Is he… Is he thinking what I think he’s thinking?! PUNCH TO THE FACE!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF JACOB SENN!! Jacob is looking up in shock as he’s been knocked on his ass by a pissed off Zack Crash! Zack now yelling at Jacob as he continues to favor his damaged right arm and back! Jacob seems in shock at all of this!
WWEFan: HOLD ON!! HADES IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER!! ZACK IS DISTRACTED WHILE HADES BEGINS CLIMBING THAT LADDER!! ZACK TURNS AROUND AND SEES HIS OPPONENT SOMEHOW CLIMBING UP TO THE BELT! ZACK STUMBLES OVER TO THE LADDER AND BEGINS CLIMBING HIMSELF! HADES IS STRUGGLING, BUT HE’S DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO GRAB THAT BELT! ZACK IS GOING AS FAST AS HE CAN!! HADES… HADES IS UP!! HADES GRABS THE BELT!!! ZACK WITH A SHOT TO THE RIBS!! ZACK CLIMBS UP NOW TO THE TOP WITH HADES! HADES WITH A FOREARM TO THE SKULL OF ZACK! ZACK WITH AN ELBOW TO HADES! HADES WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! ZACK WITH A LEFT HAND! BOTH MEN TRADING PUNCHES ATOP THE LADDER!! LOOK OUT!!!! JACOB SENN SENDS THE LADDER TIPPING OVER!!!! HADES IS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE AS THE LADDER DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! ZACK! ZACK!! HE’S HANGING ONTO THE ROPE THAT HOLDS THE WORLD TITLE!! HE’S STILL TRYING!! HE’S HOLDING ON!! ZACK DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!! HE’S GOT THE WORLD TITLE!!! HE UNSTRAPPED THE WORLD TITLE!! JACOB SENN CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S JUST DONE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as several members of security and several backstage Officials swarm the ring and outside area as some check on Hades, some check on Zack, some break up the brawl between Cy Henderson and Brian Daniels, and the rest back Jacob Senn away into the corner as he looks on in shock)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST…. AND SSTTTTIIIIIIIIILLLLLL E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!….. ZACK CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!…..
Mak: What the FUCK just happened?!
WWEFan: Cy Henderson just tried to end this contest himself and steal the World Championship! One thing seemed to lead to another and it ended when Jacob Senn tried to get back at Zack and ended up WINNING this match for Zack instead! I can’t believe it either! What an escalated sequence of events!
Mak: Nick Angel, Deity, and Venom now rush out here as they check on the still downed Hades The Hellraiser on the outside of the ring while doctors check on him as well and check on Zack Crash!
(The Referee hands Zack Crash his World Heavyweight Championship as Zack glares at a Jacob Senn, who continues to look on in disbelief)
WWEFan: Hold on! Jacob Senn seems to have pushed his way through security and exits the ring! This hometown crowd of his in Chicago seems as baffled as he does! Jacob now hops the barricade and quickly makes his way through the crowd as it seems as though the night is going to end with Zack Crash retaining the World Heavyweight Championship once again here at No Regards! What a brutal and hellacious match that was and only one of many we witnessed here tonight! Hopefully we get some sort of idea of what happens now, but it seems we have no time left! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight at No Regards! We’ll see you on the next Showdown and at Territorial Invasion in the upcoming weeks! Signing off for Mak, I’m WWEFan, and this has been No Regards!…..
(Zack Crash is helped to his feet by a few Officials with a look of anger on his face as he clutches his World Heavyweight Championship in his left hand while the camera fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )
